The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-09-13

When churches select press agents
they should seek them outside Of the
atrical ranks.
England has invented luminous golf
halls for those who are afraid to hole
cut In the dark.
principle. but 80 many ladies use
hooks and eyes.
A Chicago man has tho last word!
His wife dislocated her jaw while
bawling him out.
Nicaragua's revolution continues
pegging away in a manner to keep
every one feeling natural.
Paper money IL to be made smaller.
But cheer up. It will probably con-
tinue to look bigger and bigger.
Beware Of pickpockets and hat
pins" warns the London police. thus
putting both parties on their guard.
Liliuokalani IL given to understand
that since she has no crown she does
not need any crown lands to sup
port It
Singing Il proposed in Paris as an
aid IN uplifting the morals Of young
people. but how about the old people
next door?
Cook books issued by the govern
ment have proved 90 interesting that
. bureau Of household recipes might
b suggested.
Tho Michigan 10 our fastest battle
ship, but tho medals for the shot-put
and marathon records have not yet
been awarded.
Generally speaking. the main dif-
ference between the husbands poor
hin and the wife's II that bis doesn't
cost her anything.
A Nebraska woman's hat. decora-
ted with fruit. was eaten by . horse.
But II was Of practical use. at least.
while others like IT.
mo photographer who is an artist
VIM flatter = patron" says = London
weekly. No photographer who IL an
ARTIST" win make = living. either. oh?
indianapolis doctors made a man a
new nose from a chunk Of his leg.
He limps now. and he can't smell, but
Otherwise the operation was q sue
cess.
New York's subway has improved
on ito old straps BY putting in cast
steel hangers. with porcelain handles.
But the public 10 expected to do its
hanging on In the same old style.
Training for housekeeping IL woe
fully missing from our school sys-
tem." says an Ohio manufacturer IL
this another covert attack on the bis
cults Of the woman's college gradu-
ate?
The German emperor keeps up nifty
residences. some Of which he has
never seen. He probably wishes to
have things prepared in case he Il
ever caught far from home late at
night.
Meanwhile. It may comfort those
persons who think they have had
narrow escape to reflect that II will
BE- seventy-five years before Halley's
comet visits this part of the universe
again.
Scientific measurements establish
that Yale students weigh more and
are thicker in the neck and chest
than in 1854. How much larger they
are In their minds IL not statistically
impaired.
The number Of cigarettes which are
smoked in this country ia rapidly in
creating. Perhaps this ia due to the
precautions that are being taken to
stop tho sale Of poisons to irrespon.
sfble people.
A Chicago minister says woman's
greatest fault IL that OF telling little
white ones. He should understand
that many married women have to
take drastic measures to preserve
the family reputation.
President Twitchell of the Maine
State Pomological society reports. aft
q an investigation. that from 100, 600
to 100000 apple trees have been set
out In Maine this year. Perhaps what
used to be the Pine Tree state may
become the Apple Tree state in time.
Michigan bank robber says hi,
sweetheart drove him to crime Mer
haven't changed since Adams time
Not even found any new excuses.
People who undertake to cure al
ailments by going without food are al
most invariably benefited to the ex
tent Of acquiring . hrst rate appe
tite
After Louisiana has prohibited
mothers bridge whist It might turl
it, massive intellect to some Of tn,
questionaAls sports INDUCED in b,