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Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-31

1t seems strange that many young men
who could be trusted to transact business
in a satisfactory manner, and who are
otherwise leveheaded, cannot be trusted
to successfully negotiate matrimony. Many
a promising career has been, and is at the
present time. spoiled by what could have
been avoided by a little foresight.
A young man in choosing a life partner
must look out for one whom he can love
and respect. The wise young man will
see TO it that the lady OF his choice has
tastes and inclinations like TO his own, and
the result will be a successful marriage.
II husband and wife have no common union
Of ideals the duty Of being pleasant to each
other becomes q task.
Many couples whose only fault lies in a
lack OF mutual sympathy. never get on well
together. and. to use a hackneycd express
sion, they are an ill-mated pair
There is nothing that will test a mans
love more severely than untidness in his
wife. A careless girl cannot hide the fact
that she is so. She shows it In her dress
and department And young men can be
assured Of this, that an untidy girl will
develop into an uhtidy wife.
And the young man who is DESTROYS of
making successful marriage must con-
stoei tho oiheT Si0e' 100, as 10 now far he
himself Is qualified TO create a happy home.
Unhappy marriages can be traced 10
three causes, says Home Notes.
First when there is continual clashins
Of opinion.
Second. where the wife insists on having
her own way in everything.
Third, where the husband becomes petty
tyrant IN the home.
The really happy marriage Is one in
which there is spirit Of give-and-take. a
mutual desire TO please each other, and 9
desire TO bear and forbear
But. after all, It depends largely upon
ourselves whether marriage is a success or
failure. A union which IL based upon
mutual love alone VIII stand the wear and
tear OF the years, and bring sympathy AND
| tenderness in their train.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-31
From Harper's
Weekly.

Excuse me, madame, but would you
mind hevin' this here in with your and
he passed me pillow made all OF white
roses with little purple dry-lookin flowers
spellin' husband all over it, 1 enjoyed
that rose pillow all the way to the grave
II seemed to sort o. comfort the little
Timmens girl, too. She was a-cryin' pItifuI
before we took in the pillow and sayin
she was afeared she would 60 died.
IF Timmins had only not mortgaged the
house. He had fifteen hundred to build
him house, but nothing would do but he
must have portico chair for horses to
stand under when they drive up to ,he
front door-that was when they had
boarders, and l suppose he thought that
pOrtioo chair would make the house nicer
for them; but to get 1t there was a mort
gage. It's strange how some people waste
their money-not that did II when 1
passed through my year of jeopardy.
But the best part OF the funeral, for
poor Mrs Tlmmens was when she seen
her husbands coffin. Her two husbands
were buried one alongside Of the other,
and they dug too far to the right so as 10
interfere with his grave, and Mrs. Tim
mems was so pleased when she seen the
corner OF the coffin. / never seen her so
pleased!
"Timmens had thought at one time of
burying with his first wife. but that
wouldn't have been right, since II was his
second wife that was giving him such an
elegant funeral That would have been dis.
encouraging
Yes Miss Ainsiey. can do the wash
Monday very convenient"
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-31

was runnin' her funeral about how much
the things would cost-but, no. she was
so sure that folks wouldn't charge a widow
woman same's woman with a husband.
that she simply sails right in and counts
up the people and says very grand and
impressive like:
Send eighteen carriages, II you please
Eighteen carriages besides the hearse p
says L.
Yes, says she.
We'll they all comeback horses with
glittering harness. and the two for the
hearse had crochet nets all over them to
keep the flies away. You would hev
thought II was the emperor OF China hisself
II you had "a seen them black feathers
hoatin' around on the hearse, and all them
shiny carriages followin'. Every horse
there seemed TO be tryin' TO look stylish
enough to follow that hearse.
WELL says when 1 seen them car
riages, has Mrs. Timmins counted the
cost? says ].
II had given her an advice about the
flowers which she didn't take for, says l.
people will hev many flowers 1 read
In paper about one Of the fashionable mer
being took. and his wife says In the paper
In the arbitrary notices. she says: Please
don't send no flowers says she; but, no
Mrs Timmins ordered flowers after flowers
for says she:
'Timmins were powerful fond of flowers
ana these are all he can ever hev.' say
she.
Well there was more'n would go in tn,
hearse. and the undertaken. Jest as perlit,
as you please. says to me;
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-31

think he's we'll Algie. darling. come
here!"
Jaw, rats" exclaimed "Algie- Darling -
thereby relieving the worst OF his mothers
fears.
But Algernon came, nevertheless, and
with fair grace permitted his brow to be
stroked and his pulse to be tested by an
anxious maternal hand.
And then Algie. accepting his mothers
inability to diagnose his symptoms as a
signal of dismissal, rushed off to rejoin
his latest, and consequently greatest
friend-the Boss.
say" said Algernon, breathlessly, "lets
get away from herel Don't you want to
see the calf7 Look, she's over there nowr'
Gazing in the direction indicated, the
Boss, now completely under the young
ster's spell, perceived a youthful but
sturdy Holstein that might have given q
Hindu Yogi lessons in repose and poise.
"Sure!" he said.
And, accompanied by Algernon, he made
his way to the top OF the gentle hill upon
which the seemingly gentle calf was
browsing busily.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-31
The Boss Of the Establishment
BY AMERE MAN.

What do you say" queried the Boss of
the Establishment. Ito spending Sunday in
the country with Tom and Maud?"
ITO say nothing Of little Algernon," his
wife retorted. with total absence of eager
ness in voice and expression. And then she
added: you've ne idea how 1 dread that
all day session with that impossible brat"'
THAT'S fine way to speak OF your best
friends little boyr' snorted the Boss in
dignantly. IF / didn't know you better
I'd think you were one of those monstrous
women who are devoid OF the maternal
instinct"
well" his wife answered frankly, 'i'n
admit the instinct of self-preservation pre-
dominates in my makeup. and when re-
member that the last time we were at
Maud's her little Angel Algernon' threw
handful OF ripe strawberries in my fif-
teen dollar parasol and tried to set a hen
in my best hat, don't feel exactly over
flowing with maternal tenderness"
but those were just childish pranks,"
said the Boss, propitiatinsly. ANY healthy
little fellow OF eight, bubbling over with
childish spirits, is liable to do those things.
He meant no harm and am astonished
that you should hold such feelings against
"I'n bet If he put ripe Strawberries in
your coat pocket you wouldn't think So"
pouted the lady.
And nothing further was said Of the
merits of Algernon till the appointed Sun
day when the little Angel himself, stand
ing meekly beside his mother, uttered a
demure welcome to the Boss and his wife.
AS If to refute the latter's criticisms, the
infant heir behaved during the entire
afternoon with a decorum which would
drive to despairing imitation the youthful
hero OF Sunday school book.
The Boss was enchanted with Algernon.
In fact, he totally neglected his host and
hostess to play croquet with their maligned
infant.
Maud. what has come over the boyr'
inquired the mystified Boss wife.
II don't know" candidly replied the
mother. i've been worried about him all
day. He's been so quiet. Really, don't
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-31

ule; knowing that it was legislation for the
interests and against the common people
knowing these things, why did you vote fol
that schedule?'
"You mean to tell this house that you
Mr.. Byrd
1T do" answered the small man.
''well." said Mr.. Byrd, II admire you FOL
your convictions
The house by this time was convulseS
with laughter. The small member to whom
Mr.. Byrd had been addressing his re
marks was Representative Edward w
Saunders of Virginia, who had moved owe
to the republican side of the aisle to hea
the speech and enjoy the fun.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-31
ffI|'I1Ifl;iftlflf15
Meat with EGTs.
ROAST BEEF WITH YORKSHIRE

PUDDING.
The beef Is roasted as usual and the
PUDDING made as follows: Yorkshire Pud-
ding-Three EGGS one pint milk, one cupfuI
flour, one teaspoonful salt. Beat the eggs
until very light. then add the milk. Pour
the mixture over the flour. add the salt,
and beat well. Bake In Missing hot gem
pans or In an ordinary baking pan for
forty-five minutes, and basic with drip
pings from the beef. If gem pans are used
they should be placed on a dripping pan
to protect the floor Of the oven from the
fat. Many cooks prefer to bake York
shire pudding in the pan with the meat;
in this case the roast should be placed on
a rack and the pudding batter poured on
tho pan under II.
CoRNED BEEF HASH WITH PoACHED
EGGS.
A dish popular with many persons Is
eorned beef hash with poached eggs on top
OF the hash. A slice OF toast is sometimes
used under the hash. This suggests a way
of utilizing the small amount of eorned
beef hash which would otherwise be in
sufficient for a meal.
Housekeepers occasionally use up odd
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-31
SIDELIGHTS ALONG
WASHINGTON BYWAYS

tend his acquaintance on the democratic
side OF the house. There's a reason.
Mr.. Byrd recently delivered a tariff speech
during the consideration Of the sundry civil
appropriation bill. After the fashion Of
the orators Of the house he scorned to re-
main at his desk and deliver himself of his
remarks quietly. He got out into the center
aisle and most of his speech was directed at
individual members OF the republican or
ganization.
When Mr.. Byrd reached the wooden
schedule he became particularly vehement;
in fact he became all worked up about it.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-31

bits of other meat in a similar way. chop
ping and seasoning them and then warming
and serving to individual bsking cups with
poacher or shirred egg on each
HAM AND POACHED EGGS WITH
CREAM SAUCE.
A more elaborate dish of meat and eggs
is made by placing a piece of thinly sliced
boiled ham on a round of buttered toast
poached egg on the ham, and covering
with highly seasoned cream or a Hol-
iandaise sauce. slice OF tongue may bs
used instead OF the ham. II preferred, a
well seasoned and rather thick tomato
sauce or curry sauce may be used
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-31

Making set speech in the house is a
serious proposition with Champ Clark Of
Missouri, minority leader Of the house, and
its delivery in the house is made with
quite as great care for details as might be
expected from David Belasco in staging a
play.
In the first place Clark gets down in front
Of the speakers desk, where he will have
plenty OF room TO wander around. Being a
big man. physically as well as mentally. he
looks well to bodily comfort, and for that
reason comes into the house on the day Of
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-31
The Marriage Question.

Most men look forward to getting mar
ried. If they can they will probably deny
1t. A young man will prevaricate here
whose word could be taken on anything
else Yet it is a fact that for very many
OF US the fate OF matrlmony Is In store, and
SO why should we be afraid to discuss this
OF all subjects3
In our decision in this case lies our future
happiness or misery, A young man ought
most certainly to marry. but let him keep
in mind that the true idea of matrimony
is to create happy homes.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-31
With the Humorists
From Harpers' Bazaar.

From Harpers' Bazaar.
HE ROSE TO 1T.
do YOU know" said a little boy of 70
a companion the other day. my father
and 1 know everything. What don't
know my father knows and what my
father don't know l know"
"AIl right. Let's see, then" replied the
older child. skepticalIy. where's Asia?"
1t was a stiff one but the younger never
faltered.
well, that" he answered. coolly, "ls
one of the things. my father knows"
NOT TO BE BROKEN.
HAS your husband a strong wll?'
my dear! His will is incontestable"
UNDAUNTBD.
Mrs. Barker-I was married in 1907.
Chicago Woman-How interesting! For
my part. l never kept diary.
EASY.
Knicker-Astronomers can predict when
a comet will return.
Boeker-so can l. Bridget won't come
back at all.
THE LIMIT.
Randall--Don't you think some dreams
are unlucky7
Rogers-Not nearly so unlucky as In
somnia.
UNDULY SPECIFIC.
He-whats the name Of that waltz Miss
GLADYS IL playing?
shs-''LOve's Torment"
Hs-Why "Love'S'f
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-31

form. Champ has habit OF telling stories
to illustrate his arguments and in doing so
he wanders away from what he had started
out to say. Finally he brings himself up
with a sharp turn, goes over to the secre-
tary, who is following the manuscript of
the speech. gets his cue and then takes up
the line of his argument
Members OF the house like to hear Clark
In two-hour speech. That gives him
plenty OF time to indulge in his humorous
personalities. and although he handles his
opponents without gloves no one takes Of
Tense.
Representative Adam Monroe Byrd OF
Mississippi Is working energetically to ex.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-31
Daily Health Hint.

1t is wise never TO nurse or feed a young
child at a shorter interval than two hours,
and never between the hourse of II at night
and o'clock in the morning.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-31
THE LIMIT.

Randall--Dont you think some dreams
are unlucky7
Rogers-Not nearly so unlucky as In
somnia.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-31
UNDULY SPECIFIC.

He-whats the name Of that waltz Miss
Gladys IL playing?
shs-'LOve's Torment"
Hs-Why "Love'S"7
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-31

Tomorrow--Troubls in China. w.
Progress OF Reform.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-08-31

do 1t is for doing this sort Of thing
that the public service companies are given
privileges and franchises and on this basis
they make their profits-the return Of their
ventures.
When gas was first introduced as an
Illuminating material. the only way OF
burning It known was the fishtan OF simple
burner, which allowed q certain quantity
Of gas to escape and burned It free In
the air. This sort of q burner consumed
more than eleven feet OF gas an hour, and
the service which 1t gave was only small
per cent of the maximum lighting effi-
cheney Of the gas.
The first Improvement was the Argand
lamp, which helped a little, but even with
this new device. the quantity Of gas con-
sumed was very large, for a very small
amount Of light
The first real advance in gas burners was
made in the year 1878 in the Welsbach
burner. This invention, with its incsndes-
cent, white flaming mantle, Immediately
made a great change in the gas industry.
Its usefulness and the great addition 1t
made to a lamps burning efficiency were
evident to the consumers at once, The
new lamp used up about three feet an
hour and It gave a soft light OF at least
100 per cent more brilliant than the ordln-
airy fishtail
Cuts Volume at First.
The introduction OF these lamps was at
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-08-31
MANY IMPROVEMENTS IN Gas
Year by Year Better Ways Are Found
for Adapting 1t to Use.
BETTER BURNERS HELP MOST
Omaha Plant Grows to suit the Grow
ting Needs of the City-Many
Men Are Employed All
Year Around.

All Of mans comforts come from his sbil-
fly to extract from the earth and from the
materials Of the earth the special products
which he needs. One OF the more natural
elements for man to make use Of Is the
illuminating gas, a product easily obtained
and useful both as a fuel and for illumin-
alton.
But. like other natural products, gas can
not be got by each man for himself II
takes a special effort to manufacture It,
10 purify it and prepare 1t for use, and
finally to bring to a mans house where 1t
will be of immediate service
This is the sort OF thing that organized
capital the public service corporation can
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-08-31

Persistent Advertising is the Road to
Big ReturnA
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-08-31

Omaha gas is made from the combustion
OF coke and crude oil by what is known
as the Lowe process Of manufacture. The
main factory, with its generating plant, its
purifying tanks and its enormous storage
tanks is at Twentieth and Center streets.
At night the factory is a very picturesque
and interesting sight As the flames are
taken off OF the burning oil and coke they
are allowed to shoot up into the air and
at regular intervals at the gas plant the
OF fire.
The storage tanks number three and the
biggest one will hold 10000 cubic feet OF
gas. The company maintains other tanks
at Eleventh and Jones streets.
The Brattleboro reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1907-1912, 1910-06-03
CHURCH NOTICES.

Unitarian church. Rev. Z. Q. $. Os-
good, pastor. Service every Sunday at
1890. Sunday school at las. Theme for
next Sunday Man and His Creator. All
are welcome.
st. Michael's Episcopal church. Second
Sunday after Trinity. Holy Eucharist
and sermon at 1890 a. M; Sunday school
at noon. Evening prayer at 73O. Ser.
vice on Friday morning at 10 0 clock.
Universalist church, Rev. d. E. Trout,
pastor. Sunday services: Divine worship
1890 a. m. The Order of Modern Wood
men of America will attend. Sunday
school LAS a. IN. Preaching service at
Vernon 3 p. m.
Center Congregational church. 1890,
divine worship, sermon by the pastor,
Rev. Roy NJ. Houghton, subject, God in
Nature; IL AS Sunday school. This (F'ri-
Peters Confession.
The Sunday morning service of First
Church of Christ, Scientist, at l0.45, sub
The Wednesday evening testimonial meet
ing at 7.45. The reading room is open
Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday after
moons from to 5 o'clock. All are wei
come. Emerson building, Elliot street.
First Baptist church, John r. Cow,
DID,, minister. Worship with preaching
both morning and evening. Morning
topic, The Enriching of Men. Evening
topic, Private Interviews With Jesus, or
Saved by Woman's Wit. Young peo-
pies meeting on Tuesday evening. Meet
ing for conference and prayer on Friday
evening.
Methodist Episcopal church, Rev. F. A.
Wells, pastor. Preaching service at 1890
a. m. Next Sunday, June 5, the New
England Order Of Protection will attend
in body and sermon will be preached
by the pastor to them. There will be
plenty of room for others, however, and
all will be welcome. Bible school at II
M; Epworth League at $50. Evening
service at 7.30, when the pastor will speak
briefly on this subject, A Lost Oppor-
tunity. Glass meeting Tuesday night at
73O, and general prayer meeting Friday
night at 7.30 o'clock.
The Brattleboro reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1907-1912, 1910-06-03
Living on Hope.

Helen Boyle, the abductress of the
little Whitla boy, now serving a %.
year sentence in the western peniten-
tiary in Pennsylvania, but with an APP
plication for a new trial to be heard
this fall, declares that unless the trial
is granted she will surely die of disap-
pointment.
Helen Boyle was found guilty of aid.
ing her husband in the abduction of
Billy Whitla of Sharon, Pa, and to-
day she is changed woman. "Living
on hope she says herself, and if her
hope is gratifed and new trial grant
ed she promises to go on the stand and
tell her own story. She claims to have
new evidence which, with her own
story, she believes will be effective in
proving her innocence in the crime.
Helen Boyle is little more than a girl,
but the vivacity and fascinating man
nerisms that characterized her have all
gone; today she is an old woman in all
except years, and the single thing that
keeps her up is that hope of freedom
which she has based on the granting of
the new trial.
The Brattleboro reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1907-1912, 1910-06-03
YOUNGSTERS TRACK MEET.
Boys Of Grades Compete ON fhf
Grounds Tomorrow Afternoon.

The annual track meet Of the gfadc'
in the high school aud Canal street bulld
ing on the Valley Fair grounds t99mor'
row afternoon promises 90 furnish plenty
of entertainment for the visitors a. .
boys are entered in the six events, Inc
events in their order. will he lpyatd'
dash, high Jump. broad jump, low hurdles,
pole vault and half.mie run. The sixth,
seventh. eighth and ninth grades IN each
school will make entries ia each event
The ninth grade will be represented by
Robert Angler. Robert Thayer, iiarold
Miner. Raymond Harris and Clyde hor,
ton. The eighth grades team i composed
Of GUY johnson, Joseph Dlhlstrom, Wal
lace Goldsmith. Gerald Winchester;
George Gibbs, Stanley Fits and Merrill
Haskell. The high school building, :
seventh grade squad viii be Fred Howard,
Marshall Hubbard, Joseph Estey, Ray
mond Whitney, Clayton Barnard, Bryan
Gale. Clayton Randall and ALVIN Bow,
man. The seventh grade OF the Canal
street school viii be represented by LIN
coin Adams. Eugene Snow, Weymouth
Halliday. Henry Smith. Leon Adams,
Abbott Richmond, Clifford kirkwood,
Harry Dahlstrom. Albert Rhodes, Roy
Moore and Harold Chandler The sixth
grade of the high school building will
enter Cabot Burnham, Raymond Collins,
Carl johnson. Floyd lngerson and Howard
Thayer and the Canal street sixth grade
team will be Hugh Stowell, Willie Cud-
worth. Cassius Cudworth, DeDnlson
Cowles. Henry Frederickson and Richard
Chamberlain. With this field of entries
there promises to be something doing
from the crack OF Starter Stolte's pistol
in the l00-yards dash TO the finish
of the half-mle run. Beside many of
the medal winners OF last seasons meet
there will be number of new contest
ants for the honors this year.
The Brattleboro reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1907-1912, 1910-06-03
Milk War Situation.

The situation yesterday in the milk
war was fairly well outlined in the fol-
lowing statement issued last night by
President s. H. Abbott and Secretary W.
A. Hunter of the Boston Cooperative
Milk Producing company:
I'VE have been unable to make any
agreement for the price of milk The
winter price for nine months beginning
July |: the Whiting companies have of
fered to give the winter price for nine
months beginning Aug. /; and the Bos-
ton Dairy company has, as yet, made no
definite concession in price.
'Your directors have not felt authoriz-
ed to make any agreement at these terms
We are doing our best and are still hold
ing the milk and shall continue to do so
unless the producers give us authority to
do otherwise. We have been embarrassed
by being compelled to meet the various
contractors separately and accordingly it
is difficult to arrange for any uniformity
in prices This is owing to their construc-
ton of the laws forbidding combinations
TO regulate the price of commodities of
life At this stage we would be glad TO
receive the opinions OF all producers. 1t
is your fight and we shall endeavor to
carry out your will. Please Immediately
confer with your people and advise us
without delay"
There seemed to be an impression
among many of the producers and the rep
resentatives of some of the contractors
that the milk war might be settled this
week, by Saturday night at the latest
1t is known that some of the producers
are anxious to accept the newest terms of
fered by the contractors while Others are
inclined to hang out for their original de-
mand for winter prices for ten months. II
least there is no doubt the producers will
accept it.
The Brattleboro reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1907-1912, 1910-06-03
One Day in Jail.

For a wedding present to young Ed
mund A. Guggenheim, nephew of
Senator Simon Guggenheim Of Colo
RADIO, the court of general sessions in
New York city yesterday gave him
fine of 800 and sentence of one day
in jail Through his counsel, young
Guggenheim said he had no defense to
offer charge of third violation of
the automobile speed law, yet he asked
that sentence be suspended and prom
ised that if such should be the judg
would drive an automobile in this
state. 1t was further urged that he is
to be married next Monday, that he is
Yale graduate and that a prison SEN
tenee would be an unnecessary humilia-
ton to his ride-to-be and to his fam
lily. The court. however, turned deaf
ear.