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ARMY

ARMY.
Captain WALTER NJ WILHELM, Ord
nance Department, is detailed as
chief ordnance officer Of the camp
Of instruction at Pine Camp, y. Y,
for the period from August 1 to 10,
1910
Dental Surgeon CLARENCE f. LAUD-
ERDALE, United States Army, is
detailed to represent the Dental
Corps Of the Army a. the meeting
of the National Dental Association,
TO be held IN Denver, Col, July 10 TO
q. 1910
Second Lieutenant HUGH H BROAD
HURST, Fifteenth Calvary. upon
completion Of the present course at
the Mounted Se--ice School. Fort
Riley, Kan. will proceed 20 the camp
OF instruction. Gettysburg, Pa, and
there join his troop.
The following transfers to take effect
this date are ordered:
Captain WILLIAM G. RIVERS Colonel.
assistant chief Of Philippine COnstab-
ulary) from the Twelfth Cavalry to
the First Cavalry
Captain De ROSEY c. CABELL from
the First Cavalry to the Twelfth
Cavalry
Captain CABELL will remain on duty
with the First Cavalry until further
orders.
The retirement Of Colonel JAMES w.
POPE assistant QUartermaster gen
eral, from active service, on June 8,
1910 Under the requirements Of the
act of Congress approved June 90
1SS2 is announced. Colonel POPE
will proceed 20 his home.
First Lieutenant DORSEY CULLEN,
cavalry, now temporarily at Fort
Riley. Kansas, will report in per-
son 10 the commanding officer of
that post for duty until further
orders.
Under the provisions of the act OF
Major LORENZO p. DAVIDSON,
retired. upon his own arbitration. is
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-07
Tea House Is Planned
At Piney Branch Bridge

The tea house at Old Pierce Mil IN
Rock Creek Park, which IS the scene
Of so many delightful informal parties
during the spring and summer, will
have a formidable rival next season.
Since the opening Of the Pincy Branch
bridge on the Ist of June, plans have
been formulated for the erection Of a
rustic tea house, planned after that on
the Bots dc BoUlOEne. Paris, Just across
the bridge at the entrance 10 the park
Rock Creek Park is becoming more
and more popular for riding and driv-
ing parties. and this spring a number
Of pedestrian paper chases attracted
merry parties TO the park. The new
tea house viii be a delightful oasis, and
will be sure 10 become immensely pop
ular.
Mr.. and Mrs. Francis E. Leupp have
closed their Washington residence
and gone 10 their country place al
T,yringham. Mass, where the mar
riage Of Miss Kathleen Leupp. their
daughter. TO Reginald R Johnson.
will take place Thursday The father
Of the bridegroom. Bishop Johnson,
Of Pasadena, Cal, viii offciate-
Mrs. Theodore A. Bingham is spend
ing a few days in washington SUPER
vising the decoration Of their new
home on Connecticut avenue, which
they viii occupy in the autumn on
their return from Chester, N H,
where they spend the summer
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Mrs Russell p. Harrison and Miss
Marthena Harrison viii leave Washing
ton tomorrow for West Point. where
they viii spend graduation week at the
Military Academy.
Miss Olivia Howard. who spent the
week end IN Philadelphia with Mrs
James Rhodes, at Villanova, returned
to Washington last night.
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NAVY.

Lieutenant 7. c. JOHNSON. JR., de-
tached Wisconsin,; 10 Amphitrite as
senior engineer officer when placed
in commission.
Ensign J. II. HOOVER, when dis
charged treatment Naval Hospital.
New York, y. Y. to duty Bath Iron
Works, Bath. Ms. connection 1T
ting out Paulding and duty on board
when placed in commission.
Midshipman r. c. WHITE, detached
New Jersey; to Wisconsin.
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Army and Navy Orders

detailed as professor Of military sci
ence and tactics at the Peacock
Military College, San Antonio, Tex,
and viii report IN person to the
president Of the college for duty
accordingly.
First Lieutenant BEVERLY G. DAILY
18th Infantry, having been found by
an army retiring board incapacita-
ted for active service on account Of
disability incident thereto, anG such
hrdinS having been approved by the
President, the retirement OF Iieuten-
ant DAILY from active service un-
der the provisions Of section 125f
Revised Statutes, is announced.
Major ROBERT y. WYNN. Medical
Corps. having completed the duty
assigned him in Special Orders. No
81, June 1. 1910. Fort Logan. II
Roots, Arkansas, viii return to his
proper station
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House Plans Inspected
By Ambassador White

Henry White. former Ambassador to
France. is spending a few days in
Washington. going over plans for the
erection Of his new house, the latest
addition 20 the millionaire colony on
upper Sixteenth street
Mr. and Mrs White will spend the
summer in England.
=
Mrs BOutel and Miss Alice Bouteu
left Washington this morning for
Maine, where they viii spend the
summer. Representative Bouteu will
join them at the adjournment Of Con-
gTess.
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John Barrett
Host at Dinner.

John Barrett. Cirector Of the Bureau
OF American Republics. was host al din
ner last night. in honor Of the United
States delegation TO the fourth Pan-Am-
erican conference. which will be held at
BuenOs Ayres, Argentina, during July
and August. The dinner was given in
national Bureau Of American Republics.
The guests were:
The Vice President and Mrs. Sherman.
The Mexican ambassador. Don Fran
cisco IgeOndela BaTra.
The Assistant Secretary of State and
Mrs. Huntington Wilson
The Minister OF Costa Rica and Nine
Calvo. and Miss CaIvo.
The Minister Of Peru and Nine. Pardo.
The minister Of Ecuador and Miss
Ana Cristlna Carlo anS Miss Marie Te-
resa Carlo
The minister OF Uruguay. Dr.. Luis
Lafinur-
The minister Of Venezuela. Don P. Ez-
equiel.
The minister Of Honduras. DR.. lao.
The minister Of the Dominican Repub-
lie. Don Emilio c IOubeTt
The minister Of CciO1, biz, Don Fran
cisco de 2. Borda
Nine. de Riano. wife OF the Spanish
minister
Representative David J. Foster and
Mrs Foster. ana Miss Foster.
Represent atiNe William NJ Howard
The Third Assistant Secretary Of state.
The Charge d'Anaires Of Guatemala
and Blme. Ce Sanches Latour.
The Charge d'Afaires Of Argentina
and Nine. de Nillegas
The charge Jaffaires Of Chile.
The first secretary Of the Cuban Ie-
cation.
The second secretary Of the Brazil
ian embassy
Col. r. II. CroWder.
Lewis Nixon.
John BaSSett Moore.
Prof. Bernard Moses and Mrs. Moses.
and Miss Moses.
Lamar c. Quintero
Prof. Paul s Reinsch.
Prof David Einlev.
Edward B Moore and Miss Moore.
Prof William R Shepherd
Cabot Ward.
Mr.. AIurillo. OF the Colombian legation.
Wilbur J. Carr. Of the State Depart
ment.
r. 6. Miller.
Charles F Wilson.
Mrs. Thomas G. Dawson.
Miss Sheriff..
Mrs Post Wheeler
Miss Margaret Hanna.
Miss Wood.
DR. Albert Hale and Mrs. Hale.
Mr.. and Mrs. W V Griffin
Mr.. and Mrs. Sidney Y Smith.
Mr.. James.
M. Montgomery.
Mr.. Lacaile.
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MOVEMENTS OF VESSELS

ARRIVED.
F1usser, Lamson. Reid, Preston. and
Smith at Newport: Iowa, Indiana.
and Massachusetts at Hampton
Roads: Brutus at Bradford, Hist at
ManZanillO, and MhiCigan at Tomp-
kinsVille.
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Vice President
Taking Western Tnp.

Taking Western Tup.
The Vice President left Washington to-
day for a brief Western trip. He viii
retury, 20 WashingtoE friday and, ac-
companied by Mrs. sherman, will 90 10
Utica. where the latter viii spend sew
eral weeks.
The Swiss Minister and Nine. Ritter
sailed from New York today 10 spend
the summer abroad. The secretary OF
the legation, Henri Martin. who viii be
charge d'anaires in the absence OF his
chief, viii establish the legation at New
port for the summer
The First Secretary OF the Chinese
legation and Mrs. Yung Kwai left
Washington yesterday for a brief visit
in New York and Boston
Mrs. Meyer and the Misses Never.
wife and daughters OF the Secretary OF
the Navy, Will leave Washington Thurs
day for their summer home at Hamil-
ton, Mass, where tsey- viii be joined by
the Secretary when Congress adjOurns.
Mr.. and Ms. Preston Gibson have
closed their Washington residence. and
have gone 70 Beverly Farms. Mass. for
the summer.
Mr., and Mrs. Dave Sanger and family
OF the 'ElDerOn' will leave tomorrow
FOR Boyds, Nd, where they will spend
the summer.
Mrs Nathan Kann and Abe Forst.
Of Columbia road. will leave shortly
for Long Island. n Y where they
will be the guests Of relatives
Milton Gundersheimer. Of New York.
IS the guest OF Bernard Baer, Of
Georgetown
Miss Marion GOldstrOm and Theodore
Goldstrom, of Baltimore, who were here
70 attend the birthday celebration Of
MISS Florence Cohen, of Columbia
road returned home last evening.
Irving Steele, Of New York. who has
been the guest OF Sydney Rosenthal, OF
the Berwyn, for the past few DAYS. has
returned TO his home IN New York.
The Undecim Pleasure Club has
chartered the yacht Uno for 81 ex-
curston down the Potomac next Sun
day. The party Will be chaperoned by
Mr.. and Mrs Sam Ullman.
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Honeymoon
.@N1-NJ -4VNA
At Virginia Hot Springs.


Mr. and Mrs Granville R Fortescue.
whose marriage took place Saturday,
are spending their honeymoon at the
Homestead, Virginia Hot Springs.
The Misses Joyce. of Vermont avenue.
entertained at dinner last evening in
honor Of Mrs. Taft. Of New York, pres
ident Of the alumnae Of Georgetown
Visitation Convent
- Miss Maude l. Krebs has gone abroad
for the summer and will not return 10
Washington until october.
Mrs. J. S. wyeth was hostess at an
informal dinner party last evening in
compliment to Miss Letterman-
Mrs Goethals is the guest Of General
and Mrs. Aleshire at their residence on
s street. She will make a series Of
visits in the States before returning to
y anama. to join Colonel Cocktails
The Misses Aleshire viii leave Wash
ington early in July for number OF
visits in the West.
Miss Laura Merriam, Who came up
10 Washington from her country home
in Virginia, for the wedding Of Miss
Grace Bell and Mr. ForeeScue, al which
she was a bridesmaid. returned to Vir-
Einia yesterday. Mr.. and Mrs. Mer-
Ram. who came to Washington with
their daughter, viii remain in Wash
ington for a few DAYS longer. Miss
week for visit
Mrs Richard Lee Fearn and Miss
Mildred Fearn. who spent June week
ington. Miss Fearn viii leave Wash
ington on the goth for a series Of
visits In Maryland, Virginia, and New
York
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-07
Yrs. Elkins
Returns to the Capital.

Mrs. Stephen 3. Elkins has returned
from a sojourn at Atlantic City and
Will remain at her K street residence
until the close of Congress.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-07
LOCAL MENTION

Send All Your Carpets to Conger'S
CLEANING PLANT, sd & y. Y. Ave.
Conger renovates floor coverings by spe-
cial mothproohng process, an exclusive
method not employed elsewhere. West 427.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-07

"For Automobile Eye Insurance,
Ask Druggist for Murine Eye Remedy
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-07

House Repair, Large or Small. c. D.
Collins. carpenter. 10 18th NV. Phone.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-07
Minister
NAAnAoLEA
And Sonora de Borda Going.

anu sonora De bOIda GOlng.
The Minister OF Colombia and Sonora
Dona Carlota Manly de Borda. and
their children, VIII leave Washington
I'm a few days for Atlantic City. where
they viii spend the summer with the
exception Of short trip TO Niagara
Falls.
Mt and Mrs. John T. Granger will
close their residence on Connecticut
avenue the last Of the month and Will
90 to New Hampshire for the summer.
They will be accompanied by their
daughter, Mrs Felix r. Holt, wife Of
Paymaster Holt, e. s. y, stationed at
San Juan, Porto Rico. and their infant
son, who are spending several months
in this country. Mrs Holt viii leave
Washington Saturday for a brief visit
to Princeton and New York.
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Mr.. and Mrs Myron u. Parker and
Miss Ruth Parker win close their house
on Vermont avenue, early in July, and
viii go abroad for an extended sOjourn.
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Miss Mabel Louise Hoffman viii Be Married
To Thomas Lynwood Moore at Eight O'clock
Mr.. and Mrs. John B.
Henderson Going to
Bar Harbor.
Mrs. r. Randall Hoes to
Leave for Kingston
on-the-Hudson.

Mr.. and Mrs. John B. Henderson will
close Boundary Castle. their handsome
Washington residence, within a few
days. and will go TO Glen Eyrie, their
Bar Harbor estate. for the summer.
Mrs. R. Randall Hoes will close their
residence on Rhode Island avenue next
week, and, accompanied by her family,
will go 10 Kingston-on-the-Hu for
the summer. Gouveneur Hoes. a junior
at Princeton, viii Join the family, in a
day or two, and viii be with them for
the summer.
- The new Cuban Minister End Sonora
de Carrera JUstiz. Tho recently arrived
In Washington, WI leave the latter
part OF June for -by-the-Sea
for the summer.
Mrs. Eben Learned and her two chill
dren, Of Norwich. CONF. who have
been the guests OF Mrs. Learned's pa
rents. Mr.. and Mrs George Il Howard
for several weeks, will leave Washing
ton for their home on Thursday.
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cAvsrlys piuDabinE. 1881 c St. n. W.
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Ceremony This Evening at
Emmanuel Protestant
Episcopal Church.
Miss Mildred Moore, Bride
groom S Sister, Maid
Of Honor.

A pretty wedding will take place
this evening at o'clock in Emmanuel
Protestant Episcopal Church, when
Miss Mabel Louise Hoffman, daughter
OF Mr.. and Mrs. George J. Hoffman,
will become the wife of Thomas Lyn-
wood Moore.
The Rev. W. G. Davenport will per
form the ceremony, which viii be at
tended by large company Of rela-
tives and friends.
Miss Mildred Moore, sister OF the
bridegroom. viii be maid of honor
and the brides only attendant.
J. Newton Brewer will be Mr..
Moore's best man, and the ushers will
be Ralph Perry. Samuel Shanks, Philip
King, Frank Gross, Webster Rowe,
and Thomas Weaver.
Following the ceremony at the
church there will be a reception at
the home OF the brides parents, and
later Mr.. Moore and his bride Will
leave. Washington for a Northern
bridal trip. Upon their return they
will reside at $50 Avalon terrace.
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Miss Taft
st the White House.

Miss Helen Taft arrived at the White
House last evening for a few days visit
The British Ambassador and Mrs.
James Bryce will close the embassy Sat
urday and leave Washington for Dub
lin. y. H., for the summer.
Mr.. and Mrs Henry Nav and their
Cecilia May. viii leave washington
next week and will spend the greater
Fart Of the summer on the Massachu-
setts shore, probably at Manchester.
Mrs Robert HinCklev and Miss Gladys
Hinckley went over 10 New York yes
terday and sailed from there this morn
ing for Europe They postponed their
departure on account Of the Fortescue-
cell wedding Saturday. at which Miss
HtnCNlev acted as bridesmaid.
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Mrs. Haywood
To Sail for Europe.

~ Jan -oA Zulu
Mrs. William Haywood will close her
residence on I street the latter part
OF the month and. accompanied by
her daughter, Miss Doris Haywood,
who WIN be among the debutantes Of
next season, and her son, Wilson
Haywood. will leave for New York,
from where they will sail for Europe
June % on TIE Adriatic-
Announcement is made OF the mar
riage Of Miss Julia NJ. Yeates TO Henry
T. Bright. The wedding took place
yesterday morning at 10 o'clock at the
parsonage OF st. PauTs Catholic
Church. the pastor. the Rev. James F
Mackin. officiating, in the presence or
small party Of relatives.
Miss Hazel s. Price will be married
20 Charles z. Boss, r., on Wednesday
at o clock, at the Douglass Memorial
Church, the pastor, the Rev. W. ".
Barnes. officiating. a reception will
follow at the home Of the bride, at
1852 Fifteenth street northeast.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-07

The First Secretary OF the Chinese
legation and Mrs. Yung Kwai left
yesterday for a brief visit
IN New York and Boston
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Mr.. and Mrs. Dave Sanger. and family
Of the ''EIberonr will leave tomorrow
for Boyds, Nd, where they will spend
the summer
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Mrs. Meyer and the Misses Meyer,
wife and daughters Of the Secretary OF
he Navy, viii leave Washington Thurs
lay for their summer home at Hamil-
on. Mass, where tEey viii be joined BY
he Secretary when Congress adjourns.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-06-09
iNTERURBAN is BANKRUPT
Fort Dodge, Des Moines G. Southern
Unable to Meet Big Mortgage
Held by Trust Company.

Des Moines, June 6.-Judge Smith
Mcpherson appointed Homer Loring
Of Ashland, Mass, and Farley Shell.
don of Ames as receivers for the Fort
Dodge, Des Moines & Southern Rail.
way company at the request of the
Old Colony Trust company of Boston,
in a petition fled recently in the cir.
cult court at Des Moines.
The trust company also asks for a
foreclosure of 100000 mortgage
negotiated by the interurban company
in June, 1907. The interurban com.
pany filed an answer in the circuit
court, stating that the company is in
solvent and unable to pay the inter
est on the mortgage. The interest on
the mortgage is said by the petition
to be more than $72,O25.
Judge Mcpherson ordered the re-
ceivers to operate the railroad and
complete the improvements began sew.
eral weeks ago at Frazer and Fort
Dodge.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-06-09
A Cynical SYNONYM,

Poor Myra Kelley" said a maya
zine editor at the Authors club in
New York, was almost as distressed
as Mr.. Carnegie at the spirit of graft
and crookedness rampant among us.
1.-THE young writer, at a dinner Of
magazine contributors, said that we
worshiped wealth-that was our trou-
BILE. Then she crystallized her mean
ing in an anecdote.
she said that one man asked an
other:
what position does Blank hold in
the community
ga very honorable position was
the reply.
"Is he wealthy
Wealth and honor said the other,
are synonymous terms in America to-
day"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-06-09
Mummlfled Heads Scarce.

Mummified heads of South Amer
lean Indians belonging to tribe liv-
ing on the slopes of the Andes near
Quito, in Ecuador. once so easily pur-
chased. are becoming extremely
scarce. The head is shrunk by some
secret process known only to the ma
tives, being thus reduced from life
size, nine or ten inches from tip OF
chin to top of head, to five inches.
The curious thing is that the head
can be reduced in this fashion without
destroying the features. These heads,
some of which are of great antiquity.
are now almost impossible to procure.
Their sale is forbidden by law
Wide World Magazine.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-06-09
THE BEST THAT MORGAN GOT
lmperious Financier May Keep In
Memory One Man He Could
Not Browbeat.'

The yarn of the other day about
Mayor Gaynor and a bell-boy recalls
another one. Gaynor, you know, slept
at the Hotel Astor one night. having
been detained there very late. In the
morning. he couldn't find his way to
the elevator, and met one of the pert
youths who browbeat the hotel guest.
Jaw, foller yer nose" said the kid,
II amt got no time to bother wit
youse."
Mr.. Gaynor's nose ultimately led
him to the Office and shortly after
ward clerks nose led him to the
seventeenth floor and the boys nose
led him to Broadway, with instruc-
tons to stay out of the Astor forever
after. 1t recalled to a reporter the
time that ]. Pierpont Morgan got tan
gled up with mental. Mr.. Morgan.
you may know. is imperious and
dictatorial. He speaks In grunts.
When the grunt is not readily inter
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-06-09
Need of Beds for CONSERVATIVES.

The National Association for the
Study and Prevention of tuberculosis
says that in seven states, Alabama,
Idaho, Montana, Nevada, Oklahoma,
Wyoming and Utah, with a combined
population of over 100000, not one
bed for consumptives has been pro-
vided. In nine states and territories,
Alaska, Delaware, Florida, Kansas,
Mississippi, South Carolina, South Da-
kota, Vermont and West Virginia, the
number of beds for consumptitves in
each case is less than fifty, while the
combined population of these states is
over 100000. On the basis of 400
deaths to a million of population,
which is approximately the present
rate in the United States, there would
be nearly 5000 deaths annually from
tuberculosis in these IA states, with at
least 10000 cases of this disease all
the time, and less than 500 beds to
care for them.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-06-09
IS ARRESTED
Rev. ]. 3. Lewis and Brigham Or
ganist Surprised in Room
IOWA MINISTER ADMITS GUILT
Was Arraigned at Rock Island on
Charge Of Debauching Public
Morals and Fined $50
and Costs.

Rock Island, H.. June 6.-Rev J. B.
Lewis, pastor of the Methodist church
at Brighton, Ia, was arrested at the
New Harper house here Friday night
by two local officers, the minister
having registered with Miss Zoe
Swain. organist at his church, as man
and wife. Lewis and the girl had re-
tired to their room and were surpris-
ed by the officers. The two were lock-
ed up for the night in the city prison
and Saturday Lewis was arraigned on
charge of debauching public morals.
He did not deny his relations with
the young woman and was fined $50
and, costs, which he paid. He took the
first train for the west. He said he
was going to Denver. Miss Swain was
not prosecuted. When the pair were
first arrested the girl gave her name
as Miss May Smith.
During the night she divulged her
identity to the police matron and she
proves to be member of one of the
well known and respectable families
of this city. Her relatives have taken
her in charge.
Miss Swain is IS years of age She
taught music in Brighton and made
her home with the Lewis family which
consisted of the preacher, his wife and
two children. She filled the position
of organist at the church of which
Lewis was pastor. She admitted that
for almost year Lewis had clandes-
timely courted her and that he exer-
cised a power over her that she could
not shake off.
She said that when he proposed the
elopement she protested, but that he
persuaded until he seemed to have
her hypnotized. The girl broke down
completely when she was confronted
by her relatives. Lewis had planned
to take the girl into the far west and
live with her there.
A friend of Miss Swain learned that
they had left Brighton together and
he had the trains arriving here watch
ed Lewis is 35 years of age. A
committee of the Rock Island Minis
terial association attended the hear.
ing of Lewis and notified him that the
facts in his escapade would be laid
before the Iowa Methodist confer
ence to which he belongs. Lewis
pleaded that there be as little publici
ty as possible over the case "for the
sake of the ministry" as he puts it.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-06-09
preted by his unfortunate opposite. he

preted by his unfortunate opposite, he
roars.
On this occasion Mr.. Morgan had
gone to one Of the big uptown hotels
to attend banquet. He asked a
large person at the entrance where
he could find the banqueting hall. The
large person sent him along, and Mr..
Morgan next met a hall porter who
had just been discharged and was
looking for chance to get even. Mr..
Morgan grunted inquiringly. The por-
ter grunted sullenly.
'Wuh-wuh-wuh," grunted Mr.. Nor
gan.
"Wah-wah-wah." growled the por-
ter.
How dare your" asked Morgan.
Say" said the porter, belligerently,
II don't know who you are, you old
skeezicks. but If you unpin that lip
uh yourn again I'll hang brace on
it."
my name is Morgan" said the
banker, Indignantly.
WELL" said the porter. after look
Ing him over carefully. you look it."
And that's the best that Morgan
got--Boston Traveller.