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The Holly chieftain., 1910-09-30
SlH,OOO Land Deal

The Payne Investment Co.
brought in a party Of landseekers
last FRIDAY, every one of them pur-
chasing either 40 or 80 acres.
The total amount purchased was
S144.0O0.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-09-30

A beautiful Administer rug, size
3Gx72, given away Free. Every
Saturday at 3 o'clock. Ticket
with every Soc purchase.
Boyd's.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-09-30
AMONG fHE CHURCHES
Presbyterian.

There will be the usual services
next Sunday. Bible school at 9:45
a. N. Morning worship at IL
Junior meeting at 4 O'Clock p. N
The Young Peoples meeting
at at p. m. Evening service at 7:45
The pastor, the Rev, Wiley X.
Wright. will preach in the morn.
ing and evening, All are cordially
welcome.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-09-30

really wanted
who opposing he s. o. notorety
10
Of fthesepe Ofcourse eno. ~ -
would babies and
"
Above used
unsolicited, without
other mothers M nedrin
The Holly chieftain., 1910-09-30
Mere ants Praise

DR. Balls Pine. Tar.t'our,. j. w. McDariel,
Etherton, Ills, says Tier" is nc medicine whirh
equals il for coughs, coid-. Grjrn.. r-.hm. -r,l
Bronchitis. Look for The Eel or ,hr b7..i-
The Holly Pho,,nars, ikewaa Bros, u,ur t..
The Holly chieftain., 1910-09-30
The Craft de Of Elderly Peopl. .

Goes oni to whichever Helps give them easier
comfort and strength. Foley Kidney Pills cure
kidney .nd bladder diseases promptly. and eivc
cn'fort and relief to elderly peoplr Sold by
all druggists,
The Holly chieftain., 1910-09-30
Best for the Hands s

S. l.. Chanmnn. Massac, KY. says: used DR..
Bells Antiseptic Salve on my hands. which
were sore, and find it the hest | ever tried
Il cured them completely. The HoiIy Phsr,
macy. lkeuan Bros. Prop'rs.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-09-30
Safe Medicine For Children

Foley Honey and ] ar Is a sale and effective
medicine for Children a. it does not contain op.
istes or harmful drugs. Get only the genuine
Folevs Honey and Tar in the yellow package.
Sol by al druagists.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-09-30
Aetlvpiist.

Sunday School 1000 "a. IN. CT.
Collins, Superintendent.
Sermon at II 90 u. NJ. Subject
Junior League 300 p. IN.
Sermon at 7.45 y. m. Subject
Song and prayer Service Wed.
nssday 7.3O p. m.
All welcome to all services.
+ +. GIBBS. Minister.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-09-30

For use on Face and Hands
Dr. Bells Antiseptic Salte is the best. 1t is.
creamy snow white ointment and one 25c box
will last three months. The Holly Pharmacy
Ike'msn Bros. proprs.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-09-30
Bapdst.

BADt1ef.
Sunday School at 1850 a. m.
Prsaching at l1OOa a. m. Subject:
3. Y. P. L. at 100 p. m.
Preaching - Morning Subject !:
The Second Advent of Christ"
At Hartman Sunday night.
All are welcome
h. W. BLAKE. Pastor.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-09-30
What TO D,in caseof Ac :;a. mt

tt skin IS broken apply Dr.. Belts Anti.psin a,
once and the wound will heal quickly and never
get sore. Used internally and e>t.rr-ly. III.
fi.lly Phsrmsey, lt.i.sr R,o,, nrorr,
The Holly chieftain., 1910-09-30
For Rent

For Rent-A store building in Hart
man. Colorado. Inquire Of Hartman
Realty Co.. Hartman.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-09-30
Sore Eyes of 3 Years stsndino

cured. Miss Efhe FauIk nsr. New castle, Ps,
writes: Sstherland's Eagle Eye S.ke cured me
Of . case Of sore eyes OF three years standing.
cheefuliy recommend it to anyone in need OF
such remedy. The Holly Pharmacy, Ikel.nan
Bros, prop rs,
The Holly chieftain., 1910-09-30
Foley Kidney Pills

Tonic in quality and action. quick in results
For backache. headache. dizziness. nervousness.
urinsry Irregularities and rheumatism Solo
by all druggists.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-09-30

A beautiful Administer rug. size
36x72 given away Free. Every
Saturday at 3 O'Clock. Ticket
with every Soc purchase
Boy,l's.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-09-30
9axeny's Forests.

8axony pOss+4ses one of The la.sl
regulated systeins Of forestry in the
world.
rtnsappie Seeds.
The pineapple NJ ordinarily cultivat-
"a Is almost seediess. seeds ,ring so
rarely produced that the great i,laiori,
" Of growers have never seen a seed
aud believe the fruit to be wholly
sterile. But It Is possible to produce
them.
The Stationss.
Stationery" has eiymoioeicaliy a.
Rnch TO do with standing as mas sta
tiopary." The original sta,iouers. or
stationarii. were 80 caiNd hsrMuse they
cold their books upon stalls on sta
1tons"-in London round about old st.
Paul's cathedral. In some cases against
the walls Of the cathedral itself. This
IL one Of many trades the names Of
which have no direct allusiOn to the
commodities sold "Grocers." for In
stance. were 50 called either because
they sold zen gros." Wholesale, or be-
cause they were 'engrOssers." mOnop-
oli1ers. London Chronicle.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-09-30

w. NJ. GREEN
(Successor To j. M. MilIer)
General Blacksmithing
and Horseshoeing
Prompt Attention Given All Orders.
CALL AND SEE ME-.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-09-30

0axony posss-sAes one of ihr iasl
regulated systelns Of forestry in the
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-05-06
cHARTER NOTICE

Notice Is hereby given that an Applica-
tion will bs made TO tho Governor of the
State OF Pennsylvania. on Monday, the
18th day oE May A. ID. 1910, by Thomas
Watts, David H Thomas, William A.
Parshall. Herbert Senger and David r.
Thomas, under the Act OF Assembly OF
the Commonwealth OF Pennsylvania, en-
Titled "An Act to provide for the Incor-
pnration and Regulation Of certain Corpor
stions, approved April 20. 1874, and the
supplements thereto, for the charter OF an
intended corporation TO be called, "PIKK
COUNTY LIGHT AND POWER COMPANY, 4"
the character and object Of which is the
supply OF light, heat and power, or any of
them, by means Of electricity, TO the pub
lie in the Borough Of Matamoras,
county of Pike aud state of Pennsylvania,
and to such persons, partnerships and cor
porations residing therein. or adjacent
thereto, as may desire the
same, and for these purposes to have and
possess and enjoy all the rights, benefits
and privileges of the said Act of Assembly
and its supplements.
Milford Pal HARRY T. BAKER
April 10, 1910. Solicitor.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-05-06

Surrounded by an admiring circle
Of reporters and sporting-men. the two
noted puglhsts were completing the
arrangements for their decisive CON
test.
There's one more detail" said one
OF the prospectivS contestants. when
Is the fight 10 take placer"
The other pondered a moment
How would the year 1924 dor he ask
ed finally. "a
No" replied his future antagonist
with a frown. That's too far oh-the
public wouldn't stand for 1t. Better
make It 1919"
IAN right" was the answer. we
can easily postpone 1t, suppose, II
We care to-"
"Of course" responded the other
carelessly.
Then the meeting broke up. and the
reporters hurried away, 30 that the
extras" might be gotten out prompt,
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-05-06

10 No taxes received on day of sale.
W. f. CHOL. Treasurer.
Treasurer's Office, Milford, Pa,
March 7th, 1910.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-05-06
HUBBY TOO WILLING.
Wife Dried Her Eyes and Decided
Not 70 Go After All.

In the midst Of her tears over .
late disagreement she announced that
she would take u trip of three weeks
in the country for a rest for his abuse,
Hooray! Heorayi
He hurried TO the station, bought
tickets, hurried back home, pulled on
his coat, plunged into the cellar, lug
ged out her trunks and commenced TO
pack.
Lying on a couch she watched him
through her tears with great curiosity.
From time to time, IN reply to many
questions, she advised him what artL
cles would be useful in the country
and they we're eagerly included.
Perspiring and exhausted after
some hours Of preparatory detail for
her departure. he sank into a chair
and said:
Everything is ready now. You
have abundant time to catch your
train"
"I have decided" she said softly.
mot 10 60"
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-05-06
Administrators Notice

Estate ofWiliemene B, Townsend, late
Of the City Of New York. deceased.
Letters testamentary c t. a. on the above
estate having been granted to the under
signed. all persons indebted thereto are n .
those having claims against same will
present them to
CUTHBERT Fl. JEWELL.
2 Rector Street, N. Y.
or 20
J. n. VAN ETTEN,
Atty for Adm,
April 12, 1910. Milford, Pa.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-05-06

"I have a riddle for you" said
frivolous girl to a friend. IF ten
men proposed to me, what would that
be?"
"What?"
"a tender"
VERY likely. And II one proposed
to you It would be a wonder"
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-05-06
DON'T Re MISlED

Many a life has been cut short by a
cough that was not believed to be serious.
Many backache and sideaohe follows Il
coughing spell. Many q night is passed
in restlessness caused by coughing. Do
not be misled. If you cough, take the old
reliable Kemp's Balsam, the best cough
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-05-06

The Father-It was a noble deed,
young man, TO plunge into the raging
waters after my daughter. suppose
you realized the awful risk that you
were running?
The Hero (modestly)-Yes. SIR. l
did. sir.
The Father-GOod. Then you viii
readily appreciate the necessity Of
having a policy IN the Skinem Life In
sv-- r"e Company. fer which ! am the
chi-s so.ici.or.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-05-06
Political Card

To the Democratic Voters Of Pike
County;
l hereby announce my candidacy
for the nomination for
STATE SENATOR
at the Primary Election to be held
ON Saturday June 4th aud respect
fully solicit your support
HARVEY HUFFMAN.
Stroudsburg Pa, Apr. "a, 1910.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-05-06
All Prepared.

Mr.. Rimer.-But my dear sir, in the
selection of material for your paper
don't you often think of the poor
poet?
Editor-Very often. In fact, it was
in one OF those moments that l put
that gun and those spiked boots over
there in the corner.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-05-06
Treasurer's Sale
Of Unseated Lands in Pike County
for taxes Of 1908 and 1909
and School of 1910

Notice Is hereby given that agreeably t.
an Act Of the General Assembly OF the
Commonwealth of Pennsylvania entitled
an Act to amend the Act entitled an Act
directing the mode OF selling unsettct
lands Tor taxes and Tor utrer rurpusus
passed March 13, A. ID. 1915, by a supple.
ment to an act to amend the Act entitled
an Act directing the mode of selling uu
seated lands for taxes and for other pur
poses, passed March II. A. d. 1917 and by
I riher supplement- to last rccited Acl
passed March ~, 1924 by Act entitled an
Act in relation to the sales of unseated
lands in the several counties of this Com
monwealth passed March 9, lS47, aud sup
plements thereto. The following described
tracts Of lands (dcscribed In the warrantet
name) will be sold on the
SE on ID MONDAY IN JUNE NEXT
(being the thirteenth day of said month
commencing at o'clock In the Afternoon
OF said day, at public vendue,, at the Court
House in Milford, in the county of Pike
for arrearages Of taxes due and cost aC.
cured on each lot respectively.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-05-06

Miss Coy (at the garden party)-
Let you kiss me? Certainly noti I've
only known you an hour.
MT, Hustler docking at his watch)
We'll, then, suppose / come around
IN an hour and a quarter?
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-05-06

Workman-rye gotten married. sir,
and I'd like you to raise my wages.
Employer-Very sorry for you. but
I'm only responsible for accidents that
occur In the works.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-05-06
MAY MORNING
Dedicated to ALICE c. MocAwrAr

The morning light is breaking
Over the hills away,
The lar ks are singing gHyly
To announce the coming day,
The dewdrops on the flowers
Like crystals sparkle clear,
Soft south winds are blowing
And balmy is the air.
How sweet, how fresh, how beautiful
All seem this bright May morn;
A thousand greetings cheer us,
Afar the shepherds horn
Is heard, the echo sounding
So fute-like seems to say; 4
Hail, hail blessing calling
And chen it dies away.
Oh this lovely Mayday,
1t brings youth back once more:
The skies as blue. the flowers sweet
AS in days gone before.
The trees, the fields, the meadows
Asjust as green and gay
And the birds sing out as sweetly
As IN old time days of May.
---. CECILIA A. CULLEN
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-05-06

The Poet-Poets are born. not
made.
The GIRL know, wasn't biam,
Ing you,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-04-05


And singing as he files.
The mhiHfirE planets shrink before
Tho apacter ~ tho skins
An wen may rrWal arha burn blue
And satellites turn pale.
Ten milliun cubic miles ~ head.
Ten billion ioRKuea ~ taili
ON On by whlstllns spheres N Light
fln flashes and 10 flames
iin turns not to fhc loft nor right
10 asks them not their names.
one apufu from hts demouinr hael -
ANay away. they fiy
where darkness might De- bottled up
And sold fpr "ryrian dye.
And what would happen o. the land.
And hos would look me sea-
lf ln the bearded ieylls path
oar earth should chance tn bef
Fuli hot and high the sea would boil
Fun red he forests Hlam.
MethouEhi ! saw and heard ~ an
Ia "a dyapeptic dream
Z saw tutor take hls tube
The Comets course On Huy.
} heard q scream the gathered rays
Had stowod the tutors eye
Were armed with FnrEirr Froon.
Pop cracked the Kuna' WhlE flew the
baiisi
Rang went the uagaElnei
saw d poet DIP a scroll
Each moment lu Q tub.
{ read upon tho wnrpinR back
The Dream ~ Beeixcbuh"
lle could not spe hih verses burn.
Although hts brain was fried
And ever and anon he bani
To wet them as they dried
saw the sc8ldlnT pitch RON down
The cracking. sweating pines
And streams ri smoke nko water
spouta.
Burst through the rumhllnr mlnoH.
asked the flremon why thoy made
Such Noise about tho town
They answered not bat an the while
The brakes went up aud down.
I saw roasting pullot 80
Upon baking egg.
I saw "a cripple EcorCh his hand
ExtlnEulshlng hts log,
/ Jaw nine geese upon tho wing
Towards tho frozen poln
And every mothers HosllnE foll
CriEpcd 10 a cracking coat
! saw tho OK that brow aed the grass
Writho in the blisterlnK rays.
The heritage iu his shrinking Jaws
Was an "a fiory blaze.
I saw hugo fishua boiled 90 rags,
Bob through the buhhllug brine.
And thoughts Of supper crossed my
soul.
had been rash at mine
Strange alRhtai strange gouudsi O..
fearful dream,
ltH memory hauuts nae still
Tho ateRmlng sea- the crimson glare,
That wronthod zach wooded hin.
slnanger' n through thy Keeling
brain
Such midnight Visions sweep.
Spare spare, o, spare thine evening
meal
And sweet shall be thy sloopi
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-04-05

one daY Mother Nature played
Santa Claus and had a Christmas
party She huns on the tree all the
gifts Witch she had. and invited all
che animals and asked each one 20
choose SIN FOR himself
4 want something with which "a
run. said the horse, 80 Nature gave
him the hoof which made him tho
swlfteat u animals
4 want tools "a build q house.
said the beaver. - Nature gave him
the sharp strong teeth and the
tr0wei cath
And so il went. until each ant.
NAL had got just what q asked
LAST ~ az came a moBkey and a
man child.
WHY. nearly an The gif,s are
gune'" complained fhe monkey.
% sell said Nature. you are
pretty weli of anyway. you have
four hands and tbey are spmoihlng
10 other animal has. not even the
man.chiid
"oh that Femluaa me. said ths
monkey Sometimes I cant saius
o. far AZ Id Ike to. when golns
from tree 20 tree You meg Five
me fiffh hand 50 Nature gave
him q tail which would elias ike
hand
And wha' o. geu wanfT asked
Nature q The man.chlld
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-04-05
'::=s; THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE 8
'Rah for EN-

Hitherto arrange domestic zodiac that
both our shirts wouldn't get into the wash simultaneously or
theeabou prevent the aundryman imposing on as
No n collar when H. have constituted about al our
interest fashions But have just across fashion note
that deeply and extraordinarily stirs plebeiau soul
This fashion is the effect that womens dresses are
TO be worn shorter live inches above the shoe soes
Patriotism prompts 70 run the risk OF being called a
coqueau by saying that all the dear should 60 IN or
this new style with eyes shut and mouths Open meaphoeay
speaking.
There is nothing that disgust ,masculnel as to
see an otherwise apparently sensible sweeping muddy
streets stirring up and circulating the tuberculosis microbes
OF dry streets with her skrttas
With skirts tha4 viii permit her feet % set out into The
wide wide world will be happier and healthier and less
Of calamity 70 all who have actually use their feet
in the hustle for living Centuries Of valuable time have been
lost by people who had wait for those long despatched
denominations be dragged OF the way and all commercial
dom can well afford welcome the short skirt with band
OF music.
Rah for the short skirt We can't conscientousy say the
shorter the better here's rah ah for the style any
howl II the viii only take TO ibut history IS pretty
dumb as TO instances when didn't take to the new style
q. IN dictionary Is man who hohers
properly belle 70 women-off'o hoy3
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-04-05
A FaunaI Family

Golf and tennis are f0rsaken
Ever since the folks have taken
To the woods and fields and mead.
ows with pencil and a pad.
For assorted fcral knowledge
We can equal any college.
Since the family has taken 40 the
Nature Lovers fad
With pair Of opera glasses.
Sister Sue has learned the ciaascs
Into which tho tuueful tomtlt and
the chippy.bird belong
She can ten "a lark or llnnos
From "a room in r. minute.
and az sp0ttiug spockled wnrbiers
she's exceptionally strong.
by iuOcnlatiug rabbits
brother Charles has learned the
habits
Of the culex stegomyla and ,ue dip
lococcua germ
And by skillfui intuition.
iie has solved the disposition
~ me fuzzy caterpillar and the
green tomato worm.
And the hOptoau humble his.
torY'B
40 longer any mystery
To little brother Willie since he's
taken them IN hnnd
lie knows The conformation
Of zach warty corruRatiOn.
TIL there's nothing IN the hopper
line be- doesn't understand.
lf you're seeking Information
Or desire nn explanation
OF the structure HnatOmlc Of the
Woody diugIo.baf.
We're prepared to take its meas.
ure
And VIII deem o quite a pleasure
TO supply such Information az viii
show sou where you're at.
Frank Hiil Phillips. ia Harper'a
Magazine Tor April.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-04-05

BOSTON. April foIa.r
President Eliot said he could place
on a nvc.f0ot shelf enough books
% weigh "a man with knowledge.
The police say that Miss Anna
Higgins. who Keeps a boarding
house on fremont g.. had a five.
foot shelf with enough alleged
books 10 give several men q load
and there was not d dry book on
the shelf
fOr instance when you opened
one Of Miss Higgins books entitled
Forbidden Fruit there was click
aud you saw o bottle Of brandy Be.
tween the covers Robinson Cru.
SOC" held bottled cocktails. and
Cotton Gin. BY HH Whitney.
could NOT be read fOr al tha gin
II contained Miss Whitney Waa
arrested Tor conducting a spaak.
easy"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-04-05
ZheSTORY CLUB
BY EDMUND VINCE COOKE
MOTHER NATURES CHRISTMAS TREE

MAY ] ASK Tor one thlng only -
asked the mnn.ehild
Yes. said Mother Nature. "lust
one feature 20 make you different
from the others
Well. then. said the man child.
give nae a brain which will give
No. overi thing.
SO each Of the animals laughed
aud made great sport nf him "tlo.
ho'" they cried What a poor ant
NAL he ial Tie cannot run swiftly
and Nc cannot ny al all Hu awlma
very badly aud be has nothing with
which 90 dig Ills teeth are duil
hla eyes are ordinary. he has no
keen scent TO toll him % the ap
preach % danger lie has no tough
shell l0 defend him and uu horns
With which 70 attack lie hasn't
oven got a iail What's the Use Of
such a fclloWf Well wipe him
from the face OF tho earth
But llttle by little the man child
grew and began 20 get every quail
ity be- waited which any other aui
NAL had ny the usg ~ gho wheel
and steam he has learned 10 travel
more Hwiniy than the horse o. the
deer or tho hound With hts boats
be eau travel through the water
faster and further than the fish. and
nov BE- Is learning to ~. and not
only 20 n.y. but % carry other
things With him. with bis tools be
can saw down trees Thousand
times better than the beaver. and
dig a thousand times better Than
the best ~ them all With hts tnle
scope he secs further than the eagle
and with hia wireless telegraph be
receives clearer WARNINGS than the
scent ~ the kreneat animal can
ElYe To has more clothing than
the bear. and more coiora than the
chameleon. and more pockets than
the op0aanm His rife gtvrs him a
drnthrsing which flies farther and
aurrr than tho snaka'a VIII BIS
derficka and his engines he la mgeh
stronger than ths elephant
N thafe ia anything At al uhich
De- lacks. ~ must be the monkey
tail and J suppose he Go aut have
that because n be did have e be
would ha a monkey
Wasn't be the wise mau ftlid 60
ask fnr The oas ihluK which sonid
Eire him eVofythiugf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-04-05

youngest born who was playing
with neighborg children outside
What q trial my children are
muFmured the distinguished man
as b. thrust biz bead ont OF the
window Wen. Harrington. he
asked. what la itgT
WheFeupon the lat who vas
standing Ia the center OF a group
Of youngsters. replied
Willie Johnson wouldn't believe
son hadu't a hair on your head
That's an. dad
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-04-05

juror Catches Ju1at asleep.
Men who are summoned FOR jury
duty are Ingenious in their excuses.
and 4 often happens that the seloc.
tlou of a jury "a the most diverting
part 81 tho case One who Wus
called iu the county court herr con-.
planned that BE- VAS deaf
You say that sou are deaf9" o..
marked the Judge
En-. what o. u you SAY p said the
man.
y said. are you deaf" observed
the judge tn a louder tone.
"Youil have 20 speak louder.
was the reply. "or can't hear you
q guess vel excuse YOU said
the judge. you can go
The deaf man had no trouble
hearing the courts last remark and
sped out ~ tho courtroom
Z think that's one on the judge
observed one of the attorneys
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-04-05

Eilis n. Parker. detective % nur
nngton county. New Jersey. is a
great gunner. lie often goes shoot.
ing IN Salem county. where he
knows all the men In public life and
likes them
The sheriff % Salem county Is a
fine man. he said yesterday. as
fire a man "a you will f1ad any
where But once upon a time the
sheriffs % Salem county were
known 60 BE- mighty drinkers
"A remember once. continued
Parker. that q farmer down tn Sa.
lem county had a calf which he
wanted 20 teach 20 drink lie tried
20 Eet the animal to drink. bat al
HIS efforts were unayallinE
What do yuu think u this
Mandy he asked hts wiie fhl.
calf won't drink
Wall. Jake. said MANDY. that
too bad But ~ you REALLY want %
learn that calf to drink you beftei
elect him sheriff Of Salem county
which says a lot for the good
old days. added Parker
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-04-05
AFTER SMALL CHANGE

"sir I want 10 engage space m
your automobile show
Have you an automobile 20 ex-
hlbit2"
"Mo2 No sell a seiffhreadlng
needle; price 80 cents"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-04-05
Two-Minute Vaudeville

ap--Can I touch you q loAnf
Thua-uuw much Is the
Sfap-Two thousand dollars.
Thud-Wwi the ana I'M not Only lat you touch
me. but ~ bold onto uli spent
the
Thua-That doesn't mend
slap-Why. what Is there 70
Thud-tfn
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-04-05

President Taft Is nov willing to
admit that public opinion has won
the game. II they will only let him
choose sides over again.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-04-05

II IL rather grim humor. that Of
the residents o. Pittsburs. who call
Il the select" council