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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-27
1.-THE Red Mill"

Fresh from its triumphs of years
run at the Knickerbocker theater.
New York city, followed By engage
ments of three months each in Chi
cago, Philadelphia and Boston. Mar
tin Emery Co.'S complete prbduc-
ton OF the Henry Blossom and Vic
tor Herbert comic opera masterpiece.
"The Red Mill" will be seen for the
tlrst time at the Oregon theater for
one performance only, on Monday,
May 2.
In collaborating. Messrs. Blossom
and Herbert have had the extraordi-
nary good fortune of not only dupll-
eating their former success Mile.
Modiste," but have in "The Red Mill"
one that will far exceed it in many
ways.
The story is to the point, descrlb-
ing the predicament in which two
American tourists find themselves af-
ter spending their money too reck-
lessly, after which they unconscious
ly prove heroes in rescuing a perse-
cuted maiden from an obdurate par
ent by entering the mill on the blades
of a revolving fan, in which manner
they escape with the girl on to the
ground and restore her to her lover.
Victor Herbert has composed a
score OF the whistleable kind of mu-
sic which has already gone through
the country with telling effect. Messrs
Martin & Emery have provided an ad-
mirable company of some sixty peo-
pie and have faithfully reproduced
On L 4,
picturesque Holland.
The cast includes Bert o. Swor as
Con Kidder. Franker Woods as Kid
Connor Otto Goerner, Alvin Laugh
lin, Carl Hartberg, s. w. Stott, Har-
ry r. McClain Cecil Summers and the
Misses Agnes Major, Vernlce Martyr
Adelne Stern, Georgia Harvey and a
chorus OF fifty, including the six lit
tie Dutch Riddles, also an augmented
orchestra.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-27
HEN Has MOUTH AND
NOSE OF HUMAN BEING

'hlcaSo.-Guests and employees OF
down town hotel the other night
were Interested in n white hen that
mas features of human being-a
clearly defined nose and lip in place
OF the beak and mouth OF chicken,
and feet like knobs instead of claws
THE chicken in nine months old
said Mike Spencer. one of the hotel
porters who owns the fowl. "and is
compelled to eat from the hand of a
person being unable to pick up food
like other chickens. 1t cannot
scratch and does not cackle. nor make
other noises like a chicken. 1t has
laid two eggs both of which were flat
on one side, and of extraordinary
size"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-27
College League.
Whitman A.: O. A. G. .

Walla Walla, April 27.-such was
the result of the last game scheduled
to be played this season between the
Oregon Agricultural college and Whit
man baseball teams which took place
yesterday afternoon on Ankeny field
The game was an interesting one to
watch and showed more speed on the
part of the Missionaries, who made
comparatively few errors and went
into the game with spirit that told
on the final score. Belt did good
work in the box, twice saving the
game for the Missionaries by keeping
a cool head when the bases were full.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-27
VATICAN FEELING THE
PULSE OF PAPERDOM

Rome.-The American mail is ex-
ceptionally heavy Of late at the vati-
can. Soon after Colonel Roosevelt
left Rome the papal authorities ex-
pressed a wish to be favored with a
copy of every paper and magazine
commenting on the pope's refusal to
receive Mr.. Roosevelt, with the re-
suit that many copies of newspapers
have been forwarded from the United
States.
The vatican's exceptional interest
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-27
ColfaN Mill to Start.

ColfaN, Wash.-The Colfax mill.
owned by C. E. Woods, which has
been closed since the floods on ac-
count of the damage to the dam in
the North Palouse river will soon
commence operation again. A tenn
porary dam is under construction by
Pete Jacobson. who also has a large
torce of men filling in a part of the
dam which was blown out some time
ago by unknown parties. Plans are
being made to start the mill this
week.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-27
IA Of n Pound m Week

at least, is what a young baby ought
to gain in weight. Docs yours? II
not there's something wrong with It,
digestion. Give 1t McGee's Baby
Elixir and II will begin gaining al
once Cures stomach nd bowel trou
bles aids digestion, stops fretfulness
good for teethlng babies. Price CSC
and soc. A. C. Koeppen & Bros.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-27
COAST LEAGUE.
Standing of Teams.
Frisco 2, Portland 0.

Portland, Ore, April 27.-San
Francisco shut Portland out in the
opening game Of the series in this city
yesterday by the score Of 2 to 0. The
contest was a fight between two men
Henley and Knapp. Henley was in
vincible; Knapp was invincible except
in the first inning when San Fran
cisco made the only scoring Of the
day Even at that. Olson was more
10 blame than Knapp for his errors
enabled the visitors to score one of
the two points. Score: r. n. e.
San Francisco ............2 l
Portland ............... .....'.V
Henley and Berry; Guyn, Knapp and
Murray. Armbruster.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-27
Insults Teacher: Is Fined.

Eilensburg. Wash.-It cost F. H.
Retger of Gle Elum $50 Monday to in
SUIT school teacher. Retger was ar
rested and placed in Jail here fol-
lowing his attack on the teacher. and
he paid the fine and costs.
Fetger's arrest is believed to have
Deen the first one in the state for
this offense.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-27

vancouver, Wash.-The chief of
police here has made arrangements to
snip all empounded dogs to Hood
River, ore, where they will be killed
and fed to the trout in a hatchery
owned by F. P, Friday.
The hides are to be tanned. Mr..
Friday expects to realize enough from
the hides to pay the freight on the
animals from Vancouver.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-27
Foreman Dies of Excesses

North Yakima, Wash.-While wait
ing for a cab to take him to Jail, John
Hannifin died Monday in an alley af-
ter several days of hard drinking
Hannlfln had been foreman of the
reclamation service camp at the Tie
ton and at Dumping Lake.
He is thought to have brother in
oklahoma and a wife in Wisconsin.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-27
FROM THE SPORTING WORLD

Tacoma April 27.-The Tigers
opened the season at home yesterday
before $500 people and were beaten by
Seattle in an interesting game, to
> Schmutz for Tacoma and Hendrix
for Seattle, pitched great ball and
the hits were few Errors played
an important part in the scoring. Ben
nett drove in the winning run for Sc
attic in the sixth inning. Score:
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-27
Await American Fleet.

London.-The United States consul
at Plymouth has notified the COM
mander in chief at Davenport official
ly that a United States battleship
squadron will visit that port in June,
and will remain a week. The squad
ron, of which Captain George r,
Clark is the senior office, consists Of
the Iowa, Indiana and Massachusetts
which in addition to their regular
compliments are carrying $50 An
napolis cadets, who are on n practice
cruise.
Good gentle saddle horses for la
dies. Commercial Barn.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-27
Vernon 5. Oakland 1.

San Francisco, April 27.-In the
fourth inning Of the game at Recrea-
tion park yesterday It was as II the
Vernon players were playing the
game themselves. The record shows
six hits for the inning four runs and
five stolen bases. Nelson served a
delivery that the Vernon batters hit
at will. spiesman threw the ball
wildly and the infield was frayed at
the edges. Score: r. H. e.
vernon .......... '.........'. % II
Oakland ..... Z 0
Hit and Hogan; Nelson and Spies
man.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-27
American League.

Cleveland, April 26.-Chicago-
Cleveland American game postponed; I;
rain.
Boston, April 26-Philadelphia-
Boston American game postponed;
rain.
st. Louis. April 26-Detroit-S
Louis American game postponed; wet
grounds.
Washington April 26.-Scnre.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-27
Serum for rheumatism.

Paris.-The Academy of Sciences
has appointed a special commission
to report on the new treatment OF
rheumatic fever by serum discover
ed by the young doctor, head of the
clinical department at the st. Antoine
Hospital, M. Georges Rosenthal. The
injections are made in the region OF
the stomach, and their number varies
with the acuteness OF the disease.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-27
Spokane -. Vancouyer 10.

Spokane, April 27.-Spokane won
free hitting, poorly pitched game
from Vancouver yesterday, IL to 10.
Five pitchers were used up in the
fray and Hickey was the only one that
escaped downright slaughter. The
hitting Of Lewis was a feature.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-27
Los Angeles 4. Sacramento 2.

Los Angeles, April 27. - Sacrament
70 lost the first game Of the series
here to the Angels yesterday. Whalen
yielded 10 hits which gave the locals
four runs Briswalter and Criger the
pitchers used by the home team held
the Senators down 10 six hits and two
runs. Score: r. H. q.
sacramento .........,....2 0
Los Angeles -. ..........4 10 1
whalen and LaLonge; Briswalter,
Criger and Orendorff.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-27

1t seems to be quite generally agreed
that If nearly all women were united
in favor of woman suffrage, they
would soon get it.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-27
NEWS OF THE
NORTHWEST
Weller Pleads Not Guilty.

NtLItr PIeaus NOT Guilty.
Tacoma. Wash.-Wezler was ar
raigned Tuesday afternoon in Judge
Chapman's court and entered a plea
of not guilty.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-27

Cincinnati, April 2s.-St. Louis
Cincinnati National game postponed;
cold.
Chicago, April s-Pittsburg- Chi
cago National game postponed; rain.
philq dalphio
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-27

NORTHWESTERN LEAGUE.
Seattle, 3; Tacoma. 2.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-27

Sweeney; Walker and Street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-27

Washington. April 2s.-score:
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1910-02-11
Don't Want Public Schools

Madrid, Spain, Feb. "a monster
meeting Of Catholics, including many
women of the aristocracy, was held last
week to protest against the reopening
of the lay schools which were closed
after the rebellious outbreak at BARGE
Iona. Carlist and conservative orators
declared the schools were anarchistic
in their teachings and the enemies of
social order. The meeting demanded
the Intervention of the church in all
educational questions.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1910-02-11
HaIIey's Comet viii be a Big Thing

Halley's comet is now becoming
brighter as seen in the big telescopes,
but we will have to wait until some
time in April before we will be able to
observe it in the distant west without
optical aid. Halley's comet, the earth
and the sun will be on the same
straight line on March "a. We cannot
see the comet then because the sun
will be between it and our earth. And
we cannot see through the sun
On May 10 the three bodies will be
on the same straight line again, but
then the comet will be between the
earth and the sun. Streamers, or the
tails, of comets always point away from
the sun. This is due to the wonderful
fact that waves of light beat and press
against things. And in the case OF the
suns light and all other waves of ra-
diant energy, fine particles from the
nucleus of a comet are repealed and
driven into outer space, forming a
train. Now the fact is, that if, on May
10, the streamer on Halley's comet is
more than Is, 100000 miles long, our
earth and all we humans will be fired
through it with speed of between SO
and 90 miles per second. The streams
of light in the rear of comets have
ranged between 100000 and 1885,
100000 miles in length.
The quantity of matter in the shin
ing streamers of comets is small. The
materials are in an exceedingly rare
state, less dense than is a vacuum as
produced by air pumps. The passage
of the earth through such a rare mass
is not dangerous to life. The earth
did pass through cometary streamer
in 1861. And also through a huge
belt of meteors on the night of Novem-
Der 14-15, 1901, when splendid dis
play was seen.
Pay no attention to professional
alarmists. They are always abroad
when mighty comet adorns celestial
space with supernal splendor. FIX.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1910-02-11
Okanogan River to be Non-Navigable

The ACCESSIBILITY of having congress
declare the Okanogan river non
navigable stream is under discussion.
The completion Of the Great Northern
railroad within a year will give that
valley ample transportation facilities,
and to have the stream declared non
navigable will save to that section
many thousands of dollars.
With the increase in population and
traffic additional modern bridges in
numbers will become necessary, and as
the war department now controls the
erection and construction of the
bridges, as to their altitude above high
water, these structures are required to
be built extraordinarily high.
The additional material and labor is
an item that runs into thousands Of
dollars. If the stream were declared
non-navigable ordinary bridges would
suffice. The river is navigable from
Brewster to Riverside during high
water, usually from May to July.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1910-02-11

Support of home concerns as advo-
Gated by the commercial bodies Of the
state has again been justified by the
distribution of dividends to the policy
holders OF the Northwestern Mutual
Fire Association, which is wholly con-
trolled and directed by men of the
state of Washington. At the annual
meeting recently held in Seattle divi-
dends ranging from Is to SIS per cent
of the premiums were returned to the
policy holders, leaving from the years
business nearly $4,000 of undivided
profits. Added to the dividends paid,
this shows an average profit to the
policy holders of So per cent, or con-
siderably more than half of the prem
iums paid for insurance.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1910-02-11
In Duffy to R 0 Johnson, lots l

I'M Duffy to R o Johnson, lots IL
and II, blk g, Bolenbaugh's add Wen;
$3.50.
Same to same, lots %, %, 80, blk
80, G N plat Wen; 81.
il Williams to Hoyt w Hilton,
frac Sc sw 2o-22-20; $1,000.
Wen Realty & Inv Co to W A
Woodward, blk Z, first add to Miller
dale; $4,000.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1910-02-11
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS
AS Furnished for Week Ending Feb. d,
by the CheIan County Abstract
Company

Geo L Lee to VIM Shuman, irac
half Sc ne, 1920; $4,000.
Jacob Secrest to L F Harlin, lots 81
and %, blk 6, G N plat Wen; $3.50.
Mary H Atkeson to Jacob Secrest,
ditto above; 81.
Wen Dew Co to John Kugan, lots 3
and Z, blk 7, Columbia Bridge, Wen;
$3.50.
Minnie Noecker to F L Gibbons,
lots 8 and a, blk 4, Fairview add Wen;
$500.
CHI Laudenback to ] A Haverstick,
sw NV 1878; $3.50.
John Burkhart to H VanZante, lots 5
to 10 inc, blk Q, Lakeview add Chelan;
$240.
G c Brown to ] B Eosdick, tracts l
and 8, blk S, Chelan Falls Orchards; 81.
OW Butler ct al to S F Fry, lot II
of w H Dickson's add to Wen; $500.
JE Eikelberner to S G Pike, frac
lots and D., blk l, Powell's add to
Wen; 81.
TIL McGough to J M Duffy, lots
II and u, blk g, Bolenbaugh's add to
Wen; $500.
EN- Allen to D L Johnson, lot l,
blk 7, Mob Hill add to Wen; $4,000.
A Wood to ] L Campbell, lot 8, blk
4, Columbia Heights add Wen; $3.50.
Alice Ayers to Mary Isenhart, lots
10 and 20, blk 6, Chelan; $1,000.
Leav Nero Co to L V Kingdom, lots
II and 10, blk "a, first add to Leav; 81.
E. Boehmer to A C Dallach, lot S,
blk "a, Grandview add Wen; $3.50.
G w Wine to R Holm, lots 5 and
6, blk 4, Columbia Heights add Wen;
$1,000.
JL Campbell to R F Holm, lot 8,
blk a, Columbia Heights add Wen;
$765.
G S Merriam to H A Chaplin, lot Z,
blk 8, Fairview add Wen; $1,000.
Frank Shell to w R Swenson, lots 9
and 10, blk 81, first add to Leav; 81.
Ole Stray to Olaf Jones, half lot 8,
blk 6, Cascade Orchards; SIS.
FA Cox to A J Linville ct al, lots 2,
8 and a, blk So, replat first add Wen;
$500.
In Harold to E Scott, W half sw
half NV, frac ne sw 29-22-21;$ IS, 900.
F P Ferryman to ] H Washburn, lot
a, blk Q, Fairview add Wen; 81.
E A Buxton to w A Grant, half
Sc 6-21-22; $1,000.
US to H G Bills, W half NV, W half
sw 26-23-1o.
M Venneberg to Lake Chelan Land
Co, frac Sc ne 14-28-21; 81.
TIC Merwin to A Swalwell, inter-
est in NV sw and frac sw NV 12-28-21;
$3.50.
Same to same, interest in Sc ne H.
1921 and W 10 of sw NV 12-28-21;
$500.
Carrie Fly to Victor Fly, tract in S
half ne and NV ne Sc 4-23-1o; $500.
Wen Realty & Inv Co to K McIn
tosh, frac Sc 22-22-20; $4,000.
County treasurer to F G Homer,
frac lot s, blk IA, G N plat Wen.
U S to L Sparks, half NV and W
half ne 24-24-20.
VIM H Dibble to M King, lot II,
blk a, Mob Hill add Wen; $4,000.
A L Maxwell to Linnie Maxwell,
half sw 9-28-23; $3.50.
All Mohler to G E Plummer, frac
NV NV 5-23-1o; $7125.
Wen Realty & Inv Co to A Walther,
frac half NV Sc 33-23-20; $40, 500.
Mama Farmer to F A Reynolds, lots
II and IS, blk 8, second add to Leav;
81.
Eta Scofield to A G Hall, lot 8, blk
S, Chelan; $50.
CE Wunder to H H Mitchell, lot
81, blk S, Merriam's add to Leav;
$225.
A Brensing to Lake Chelan Land
Co, TT of way in ne NV 12-28-21; 800.
Nina Blake to L J Crollard, lot a,
blk Q, Fairview add Wen; $4,000.
n 7 NEaaaa,, a+ 81 - Id C;Jare Lotto
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-02-13
BEFORE WE CAN

use them, iron and gold must
first be got out Of the ore. The
same principle applies to cod liV-
er oil. Its virtues are not in its
fatty matters much less III its
sickening taste and smell. No
consumptive, or sufferer from any
other wasting disease, was ever
greatly benefited by the so-called
plain cod liver oil. The shock
it gives to the nerves, the repul-
sion and disgust it excites in the
stomach, the outrages it commits
upon the senses Of smell and
taste, are enough to spoil any
medicinal potency that may be
in it for the majority of people.
This-to say nothing about its
being indlgestible. 1ete there
has always been reason to believe
that, among the elements which
form cod liver oil, there ex-
listed curative properties of the
highest value. But it was neces-
sary to separate them from the
nauseatlng waste material with
which they were combined. This
was successfully accomplished in
WAMPOLE'S PREPARATION
and an this efectire remedy,
made palatable as honey, we have
the very heart and soul of pure
Cod Liver Oil, combined with the
Compound Syrup of Hypophos-
pnites, Extracts Of Malt and Wild
Cherry These constitute tissue
builder, nlooo purifier, health
remover beyond comparison. Dis
ease yields to ii with complete
ness and rapidity which aston
ishcs medical men quite as much
as it delights their patients. III
all wasting conditions, Scrofula
and Blood Disorders, La Grippe,
influenza, ert., 1t never fails
- relieve and cure. DR.. +. J.
Hoves saws. 4 have found It
preparation of great merit. IN
q recent case a patient gained
nearly twenty pounds in two
months treatment, in which it
was the pr'pcipai remedial agent,
it cannot Gail or disappoint YOU.
Sold by all chemists everywhere.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-02-13

( A,..4. t., lt+a
.,........ .a ...t.f, .. III.
M,
'"r paw '"'' N'''''@ '"' '''''
Swallows oi TINS RAINBOW sea, NhIio We
read i'm the home papers all about ANia.
.:,. ,C..r ,,...,..l..,f,l h,.N+s ,f
the human hlF17 Iai ABOVE 'n' ''P9 W
the sNNserapors, Thus proving, among
other things, that they are boastiui
.,.;.,...,....r. ...i IL. ,n, .on,r anywhere
,. 49,. a,,, fin.
near S'IaP'"S tine 9Nl' "'' '''"
lower clouds. In TACT 'h'N 90 MOI
scrapr ANYTHING but the low fogs. Nor
,b.,,, .,+har For # j. The foo that
.r,.,,as th,. nretrntiou. twentieth story.
SI.h i fha Io9~tfuIna-s of man-the
t.;.,,,..., and many. times fine emutirst
,,7-., ,,l over ,,Iarod nron the
nart% Whom he invented rhc telescope
~. I....+,I That n. had hronrIr the
,,,..,,..,. f., The a.,rtb-b,, had hauIcd
Iufitcr = little closer to this prctcu-
t;ans Iftt1a tenement planet. As though
=, ne, falIiro from its ripened pod.
sl,,,,II haas. tT,+ If had drawn the earth
.;,I'+ i,,.nay ,,1.,rr,. 10 it.olf
[op 500 If isn't an achievement to
boa.t ,no,It-to brino something bright
and heavenly and clear and pure down
f. thr Jn-f and crime of the earth. But
~, man, VIVA lives and teaches and
strive, and helps until he lifts the earth
I Iit+Ia , ,lo.ar to heayen-be has large
r;ghr to sound All the eehoing tnmpets
- sn,rin.r arniayeneut But he never
Joas U9 only laws hi, hips in the dust
and nr;ns ..No+ nrto us-not unto us
l,nt nnto Thae tbe victory and the
qInrv,,,
T5a a,ia+ors are on the right path.
thnn when thev trv to win the rrizes
FAR ,ItitnJa Thai is the right thing
for anvtbino IA do that wants to fly.
Whom The HedoIino in the nest makes
bis frst d;gbt he WaIIows and stagcers
ana ,vohblee throngh the air down to
tha Ground Srraiohtwav all the bird
na;a5borhood is in excitement and com
noTion Parents and reigh5ors pipe
and twitter and whistle in derision and
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-02-13

Hnt Gnd has nnvrr. rc,,nittnl his chill
dr4p r. find ont these ,a,., d,,gor.I,s
tnvs and.nIa,, vim tt..,,, r,,,iI ,l,a,. had
learned - naIsa fIo KALI XII I'LL ,,,.r.,
ms. of rEen If tte VIA I,,,=an. had
,,.,,,, .+.,,, nash ,,,,.I,..,,.n XIII IN,
nrnof oyarroats and rarr,.d hInador-
Ln..as tlaf fred , .E,,r.,, ~ t...' ,'',,,+ .
Of hnlIats carh >. nh 7. ,,,..I,,,t and
Nils Srandi-I and he piI.,.;,,, Fathar.
had worn onIv scarf. If f.Tvn' -r,;r and
handled ARTILLERY Of hovre ,nJ ,rrn,ys
the settlement Of these Tinted states
would have Laen en,nau.L,t n.... .o,,
nIicafed tban if Ina. been Har undnr
providenca the ri,,bt mon IaI +h. now.
der onns Ard tTa>. msnl thao, ,,.;seI,
They anti ebootinr ike rbrf.t;.n ,nan
and con.riantion. 1iI.,rin,y WAN tnara
were no more Indians Aftnr which
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-02-13

The trouble With the man who only
soars when he is hit with an iron-tlpped
hIudgeon is that he comes right down
aoain Rut he makes some advance as
he is going up. and some progress as he
- aoniuo down. So he has to be
cluhhed all the way to heaven. Stlll.
that 5 better than to let nm put NPio-
nonnced putt) himself over the primrose
Green into the last birthstone hole. " nat
pie- headed. self-wiled animal man
is. anyhow. He admires flying, IN other
uenalr He would really like to hy
himself. when the smell OF the pflh-
stone grows so close and hot 1t makes
hin sneeze. But left to himself, ne
usually follows-the tiviug met hodS OF
the mole. He turns his face away from
the sun and roots in the ground TOR or
and gold and copper. men ne e""I'
make lust rs much money out OF sugar
And oct the government to heip NM
What a fool the natural man Is. Try 10
oct him TO admire huinmlhG bli"'
uoiscd like a radiant CLEAN of lTldtHeeht
sunshine over fragrant hohe\7uthie
blossom. and he gives a passing gi'nce
thai misses the hummlng b'rd eh}lrelE,
poEp~ his nose down INTO the Nod, ana
roots for grubs Nice, fat, JUICY gfuhS-
# =. like irving to get your husband TO
Iift his ewes above the top of hlN news
papcr TO hathe his soul IN sunset. tic
looks uu. first marking his place with an
t-fnrrrIng eve. looks I'm the wrong difrc-
rian. saws .Th-huh. which You must
interpret rs a note ot appreciation anu
admiration. and resumes the lmp"f1ant
financial article in which he says he Is
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-02-13
DELMONICO HOTEL

130 bereiania Street, adjoining Central
Fire Station.
Furnished rooms, mosquito proof.
First class accommodation, en- suite
or single, for men only.
Terms reasonable.