Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04

Arttst-bt's good thing to hunger
for fame. Model Yes, for If you don't
get the fame you're sure to get the
hungerl
BM-Did you ever try my doctor7
JAi-oh, yes; don't you remember
when | WAS sick for such long time?
Workers Statesman.
Can you tell me how can keep
naid?" Madame, you are in the
wrong place The embalmers is next
door. Buffalo Express.
Il can recommend this horse, sir"
said a dealer, ''as strong, sound ami
NAL" 1T must be-" agreed the Gus
age!"
"L0ttie. what would you do II you
work up some night and found burg
lar in your room?" IF he was hunt
ing for money I'd get up and help him
hunt. life.
Father-You are marrying my
daughter for love, YOU say? But she
get 10000 marks dowry, Suitor-Well,
that cant be avoided, can It? File
gende Batter,
Impatience' said Uncle Eben, "is
ginerally de feelin' you has when you
wants somebody else to hurry an make
up fob de time you's been wastin' -
Washington Star.
Father What! You want to marry
| my daughter? Why. sir, you can't
support her / can hardly do 1t my
self SuttOr tblankly) -~C-can't We
chip In together7
J Gentleman thiring valet) Then
understand you to have some knowl
| edge Of harberng You've cut hair of
aud on? Applicant on sir but never
on. Boston Standard
lie lives on the fat of the land"
said man to friend indicating a
! passerby in the street What bust
ness Is he in7' He's the proprietor
of an antlfat remedy"
why. Henry, How does It happen
wOrds2" Il can't spell EN- II they
amt In our spelln' book can To-
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Here's a remarkable gold coin
want to show you, old man" Eth?
This is an ordinary halfeagle. What's
remarkable about it?" 1t belongs to
ne. -" Boston Transcript
Mrs. Hutton We are organizing Il
piano club, Mr. Flatleigh VIII YOU
ioin us? Flatleigh With pleasure.
Mrs. Hutton, What pianist do YOU
propose TO club frst?- Tit Bits.
KDicker What's Smiths idea Of
himself? Booker, lie doesn't think
anybody else can do thing he can do.
and he doesn't think anybody else can
do thing he can't do--Puek
The fatherDid mamma punish you
10. day, Tommie? The boy--Yes, sir
what did she do?' Made me stay
Ia the house while she VAS taking her
singing lesson - Yonkers Statesman
Wlgwag What roses Don't you
know girl never marries the fellow
who sends her howersY Oldbach---
Sure I do Thats why / always try
to keep on the safe side Philadelphia
! Record.
Sufferer Doctor don; You think
that change to warmer climate
would do me good? Specialist--Good
gracious man. That's lust what 7
am trying 10 save you from!--New
York Times
T0mmie was about to have chill
dren's party Mother" he said
| thoughtfully, 1T won't look we'll for
me 10 be stufflng myself when those
other children are here, How will 1t
be If ! eat my share before they conner"
80 when Bella rejected Jack. he
went Immediately and proposed TO
| Maud?" Yes; but that wasn't the
best OF H. What do you think? He
! gave Maud an order on Bella for the
engagement ring. - Boston Tran
script.
Did sou ever have appendicitis
said the insurance man. We'll.
answ cred the skeptic, II was operated
on But never felt sure whether 1t
was a case of appendicitis or case
OF professional curiosity Washing
ton Star.
| Epolhd men are 50 queer. anu lou
are going TO tell me OF one particularly
queer one" Yes It's MIR Barbertou
| HIS wife used to beg him for nickels
and dimes, and now he's cheerfully
paying her a hundred a week for ali
m0ny ."--Cleveland Plain Dealer.
IL hope you will be interested in
yonder gentleman" said the hostess
II have assigned him TO take you out
to dinner" 81 shall be-" responded
tho lady addressed THAT gentleman
was formerly my husband and he's be
hind with his alimony Washington
| ID ca Herald.
| Woggs You seem TO be very proud
Of your youngest son Ie must be 4
very remarkable youth. Boggs--He Is.
| Judging from the papers. | think he
- the only I2-year-Old bow In the cOuu-