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The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-11-05
A PUZZLE PLAY.

The answers to the conundrums are parts of
the human body:
I have a carpenters tool box.-Chest
Two lds-Eyelids
Two musical observation-disclosures
Ten articles used by carpenter.-Nails.
Two lofty trees.-Palms.
Two good fshes-Soles.
A fine stag-Heart.
A number of small animals, swift and shy
Hairs.
A number of eathercocks-Veins.
An established measure.-Feet
Two implements of war.-Arms.
Whips without handles-Lashes.
Two sides of vote.-Eyes, Nose.
Fine flowers.-Twolips
A fruit.-Adam's Apple.
Two places of worship.-Temples.
Ten Spanish nobemen.-Tendons
A way out of difficulty.
A desert place-Waist.
When is a doctor most annoyed ?-When he
is out of patients.
Why is mans face shaved in winter like a
celebrated fur9-Because it is a chinchilly.
What is the center of gravity 1.-The letter V.
What is the end of doom ?-The letter M.
Why is a policeman like rainbow?-He ap-
pears when the storm is over.
What is the best form for a soldier?-Uni-
form.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-11-05
FAITH OF REASON.
Continued from Page Onel

ing" to It's logical conclusions the most ignorant
man whould have to be considered the wisest of
men. The absurdty of their position must be evil
dent
Space forbids further development in this is
sue, but bear in mind, please, this axiom, that
things which difficult to some people, easily
understood by other men, and that there is
flict between true faith and reason The only mis-
understanding is in the minds of those who do not
appreciate the necessary distinction to be made be-
tween the faculty of treason" and the wrong, con-
ceited ignorant, and foolish conclusions drawn by
the reasoning" or erroneous judgments of men
who are as impudent as a house-fy, and insoent
as a mosquito.-The Pilot.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-11-05
RELIGION OF FUTURE.
Continued from Page onc.l

declares that his researches have left him with
the faith of the Breton peasant, and that further
researches, he doubts not would leave him with
the faith of the Breton peasants wife; when, in
Great Britain, an Irish Protestant professor of
biology, professor of Greek at Glasgow and per-
haps the greatest judge the bench in the very
height of maturity and of their reputation, de-
liberately make their submission to Rome; when
within the last few months, the Lutheran professor
of history at Halle follows their example; when
two of those who are called "the three cleverest
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-11-05
MY ANGEL.

Kueeling Lonely by a column
In q little chapel solemn,
As the shades of eve were falling,
Ny iniquities recalling,
Was l, stepped in deeyst sorrow,
Nainly striving peace TO borrow,
When a maiden, scarcely seven,
Lips a laughing, eyes of heaven,
Passed me tripping up the aisle.
And she turned in baby fashion
And looked back, when lol Compassion
Pure and.sweet, o'erspread her gladness,
Made her face infinite sadness.
Tn her orbs of tender feeling
Two great pearls came softly stealing,
Child of Gods own prediction,
Instantly my deep detection
Fled my heart; left it a-smile.
Such wealth Of sympathetic
Feeling, made my soul prophetic
Of Joy for me intended,
As she turned again and wended
Up the aisle her way to Mary.
Dear exquisite little fairy,
From my heart much love did falter,
As you, lmeeling at her altar,
Bowed your head of golden hue
The chapel gloom grew denser
It's twinl1ling light immenser,
4 hush fell as if Heaven
To the babe its ear had given.
At length she ceased her praying,
To my side came shyly straying,
Bent toward me, whispered slowly,
In a voice angelic. holy,
y said all my prayers for you"
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-11-05
One Little Shoe.

Il belong" said the little shoe,
ITO baby fair, with golden hair
With dimpled smiles,
And cunning wiles,
And eyes of blue"
"What do you do, you little shoe,
All the day,
Tell me, pray,
Little shoe, what do you do z"
upstairs and down. said the wee shoe,
1.-TWO little feet,
Dainty and sweet,
Patter about,
Indoors and out,
And take me, too"
What do you hear? Now tell me true,
How they talk,
Where you walk,
You little shoe"
''What do I hearF' said the dainty shoe,
Tender words, songs of birds,
Baby signs, lullabies,
And laughter, too"
''Where do you go, you dear, wee shoe?
Do you weary
For land and sea-
For something new"
sometimes I SAIL said the wee shoe,
'Across the sea.
'Twixt you and me,
1t is not best
To tell the restl
I'm baby's shoe.
st. Nicholas
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-11-05
BEDROOM DRAPERIEs.

Cretonne is very satisfactory material for the
drapery and upholstery of bedrooms. The light
tones in the graceful art designs are mos
popular There is danger, however, of using too
much cretonne. If the walls are plain. cretonne
window curtains will furnish the needed contrast
and the cushions of the enamel or willow chairs
may be of the same material but it would be better
to have the bedspread of a plain color
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-11-05
A YOUNG GIRLS ROOM.

r, blue room is always pretty for young girl
Incre are many beautiful figured papers that
would be charming to the walls. The rugs should
oe blue and the furniture white or mahogany The
.llne to avoid in such a room is GOODNESS Pink
may be introduced into the furnishings effectively
and either green or tan would look well also.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-11-05
WHEN COLD BREATHE DEEPLY.

\ simple way to get warm after exposure to
goId is 70 take long breath with the mouth firm
y shut Repeat this several times, until you be-
in to feel the heat returning 1t requires very
snort time to do this. The long breath quickens
1e pulse and thus causes the blood to circulate
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-11-05
A DRUGGISTS MISTAKE

eyes," said the drug clerk, 81 am called up oc-
casionally to compound prescriptions vt night
isn't man likely to make mistakes working
in semi-darkness~
@You bet he Isl I took plugged quarter
once Washington Herald.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-11-05

faster The blood flows into all parts of the veins
and arteries and gives out great deal of heat. 1t
is stated that this method of deep breathing pre-
vents colds and great many other ailments if
begun in time
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-11-05

The protection of the arm of the law is not
necessarily increased by mailed fist on the end
of it.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-11-05

sometimes you have to hit man to make him
keep quiet so that you can save him from drown
ing"
yes replied the abrupt person, "and the time
to do it is when he first begins to rock the boat =
Washington Star.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-11-05
THE ROSARY.

IT'S Mary's golden chain
To draw US to her Son;
In love she fain would make
Prisoner of every one.
Clasp, then this chain with faith,
And tell thy beads with love;
While Mary draws thy soul
Up to her Son above.
A prayer of prayer is this
Christ's victory, life, and death;
Say it while youth is strong,
Say it with dying breath.
The Rosary in our hand,
The battle half is won;
Whom Mary loves and leads
Will surely find her Son.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-11-05

Good morningP' said Mrs Stinjay. Pardon
for a cook
But" interrupted Mrs Hiram Often, surely
you are not after the place.
EOh no; l need cook myself and I thought
you might send to me all the applicants you
ject."
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-02-04

| Mrs. Joseph Tomlinson. formerly Of
Pendleton. but now a resident of Oak
land, California. visited at the homes
of her brothers, Fred and Edward E.
Koontz, in this city this week.
Mrs. W. @. Rider and little son,
Maurice. are visiting at the homes o1
Mrs. Fl. 81. Hill and Mrs. B. B. Rich.
ards. Mrs. Rider formerly lived at
Elgin, but her home ia now at Hoqui-
am, Wash.
New officers of the Pendleton Com
mercial Association elected Tuesday
mig ht are: W. L. Thompson, presl-
! dent; Dan P. Smyth. vice president
Ben Hill, secretary, and Will McKin-
ney, treasurer.
The mem bers of the Baptist Mis-
sionary society were. entertained yes
terady afternoon at the home of Mrs.
M. L.. Watts. After the usual bus
mess session. social hour with re-
freshments was enjoyed.
The Athena Land company have a
splendid bargain to offer in hand
some 7-room house. plastered through
cut, wired for electric lights, desira-
bile location in Athena. two lots. barn
and outbuilding, for $1,000.
George Gross has returned from
Brownsville, Ore, where some time
ago be was called by the illness of his
father, Andrew Gross. The father
died January 28, aged 83 years. The
funeral took place Sunday.
~ Emery LaHue. who has been SER
iously i'll at his home in the north
part of town, shows but little change.
He is in preoarious condition. Heart
trouble, with other complications,
makes his case serious one.
Harry Morse was acquitted by the
jury on charge of stealing horse
from Gotlieb Miller. This is the Sec
ond time within the past two weeks
young Morse has been acquitted Of
the charge Of stealing horses. He was
defended by Attorney Watts of this
city.
The Baker family troubles have ar
rived at settlement. The wife was iu
Athena Sunday and gave the eldest son
over to the father, d. G. Baker. taking
the two younger children with her.
Her daughter Anna is given home
with Geo. W. Bradley's family in
Pendleton. Mrs. Baker will secure
her divorce.
XDuring the past few days Judge
Richards has been sporting with the
smartest dog seen in Athena for many
day. though" is the property of
Mrs. W. G. Rider, of Hoquiam, Wash.
He will accept coin from almost
anyone, take 1t to the meat market
and deposit it on the floor, and wait
fer his meat, which he carries home
before eating. /He is useful in carry
ing and delivering notes, packages,
etc.. and IN fact can do almost any
thing but talk.
Back in Denver, years ago.. Chas.
Barrow was fond of the sport found
in coursing the fleet footed greyhound.
He imported from Ireland "Betsy
Barrow" one of the finest and highest
bred greyhounds that ever crossed the
Atlantic. This dog is now the mother
of Denver's greatest racers, which in
annual coursing meets have won thou
sands of dollars for their owners. A
friend this week sent Mr.. Barrow a
collection of photographs of these
prize winners. and Charles is pleased
to show them to his friends.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-02-04
Now for Spring

For monthhs planning the coming spring campaign
New goods already arriving frequent intervals while more
the 49,
In order that otherwise desirable items might be over
securing markets. and seeing
merchandise the lowest possible landed COSTS In spite
of advancing will allie customers most items
for little and in than heretofore.
More before will laid quality Keeping
mind the fact that The equals the bitter
quality The best being cud from all lines for all
tastes and all purses. g @s4s# s.sgos-
All this the third
possible costly by
Satisfaction back guarantee. With this
promptly and cheeruy without quibbing protest Unless
friends pleased not.
possible improved the end that
greater old friends the
confidence and parong increasing number of citizens
in midst
he spared make shopping here convenient pleasant
and profitable whether in person. by proxy by mail
The DaViS-KaSer Company
Walla, WalIa.Wash THE home of Greater WFi{71cD)
Branch Store at Pascn- Wash
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-02-04
Press Paragraphs

L~N4~~~~~~>N~~4~
X ]. W. Calender spent Tuesday in
\ Pendleton.
Mr.. ]. V. Mitchell went to Walla
Walla Wednesday.
NJ. L. Watts transacted business in
Pendleton Wednesday.
Born. to Mr.. and Mrs. L. A. Rugg,
January 2S, 1910, son.
Attorney Wilson was at Pendleton
Monday on legal business
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Douglas visited
friends in Weston Sunday.
Y Mr.. and Mrs. Marion Hansell were
NPendleton visitors Friday.
Mrs. J. @. Burke was visitor Sun
day with Pendleton friends.
Miss Myrtle Thompson was PEN
@Ndleton visitor Wednesday
Mrs. A. Kinnear and son, Ralph.
were in the city Monday from Weston.
Johnnie Ridenour left Tuesday for
Portland where he will visit for few
weeks.
The little child of Mr.. and Mrs.
David Bonifer. which has been i'll. is
improving.
x Herman Beverly returned this morn.
Ing from an extended business visit
to Portland.
Mrs. Sam Haworth visited Thursday
at the home of her niece. Mrs. d. B.
Jarman in Weston.
"Nougat." that splendid, whole
some confection, in large quantities,
fresh, at the Bakery.
VIM. Tompkins has been confined
to his home this week with a serious
attack of rheumatism.
t\ Osie and Ed Barton are up from
Madras. Crook county, visiting their
sister. Mrs. John Stone.
Miss Ellen Booth and sister left
Wednesday for Portland, where they
will spend week or more.
For sale or trade--a complete steam
Stationery threshing outfit. Inquire
of Jas. Bryan. Athena Oregon.
For rent--a four room cottage on
the West side. Apply to Miss Wright,
cashier at Mosgrove Mercantile Co.'S.
Mrs. Lille Miller requests that all
owing her call and settle their ac-
counts Eefores Saturday, February 12.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. H. Kirk. OF Halsey
will return home next week. They
are visiting relatives in this vicinity.
The Coppock Lucas commission case
was compromised before going into
court, Mr.. Coppook paying 800, and
$15 costs.
Settle up--All knowing themselves
to Ee indebted to Chas. Coomans, the
blacksmith, are requested to call at
once and make settlement. 2t
IN Frank Beale was in town yesterday.
n Mr.. Beale has rented his Pine creek
ranch to his son Gland, and spends
most of his time in Pendleton.
Chas Mclean has received word
from Ritzville, stating that Mrs. A.
M. Gilils is recovering from her illness
and hopes are now entertained of her
complete recovery.
N About 30 members of the local Odd
>Fellows' lodge went to Weston last
evening and participated in the initia-
tion of four candidates. The boys re-
port good time.
The members of the fret team Of
Athena High School basket ball play
ers play at Columtia College in Mil
ton tonight. The game is return
game with the collegians.
<.The farm homes of Joseph Key and
George Carmichael are now beautiful
ly illuminated with acetylene gas
lights. the new lighting systems hav~
ing been put in this week.
DR.. and Mrs. J. d. Plamondon and
II. A. Barrett have returned from
Portland, where they visited the auto
mobile show. Mrs. Plamondon and
Mr.. Barrett also visited friends at
Albany.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-02-04

The secretary of the interior ordered
the restoration to entry of $4,000
acres. formerly Withdrawn for the
Umatilla project. in The Dalles and
La Grande land districts. The lands
are opened to settlement, April -.
entry to be made May IL.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-14
REELECTED CONGRESSMAN GETS INTO
LAME DUCK ALLEY" BY MISTAKE

room-which is merely corridor
screened OFF from the vestibule.
nicely decorated with chairs and
green palms. This new room has
come TO be known definitely as
Lame Duck Alley"
Senator Thomas Carter, of Mon
tana, was the first of the clan of the
soon-to-be-j obless to occupy the cor
ridor. Senator Depew, of New York,
who will be succeeded by a Demo-
crat, was another lame duck"
among the first to warm the leather
on a chair in the alley.
Representative Kennedy, of Ohio,
who was swirled out of place by that
tidal wave of November 8, has been
almost a daily caller. Representa-
tive Cocks, who succumbed with
Stimson in New York, has been on
the job. Many other injured mem
bers have been much in evidence.
But the saddest blow of all came
when Representative Arthur L.
Bates, of the Twenty-ffth Pennsyl-
vania district. "breezed" into the
executive Offices the other day. still
thinking gratefully of the LOO ma
jority with which the constituents
of his district had expressed their
preference for him over a Democrat
Sorry you weren't elected. Bates,
was the greeting he received from a
brother member.
"Yes, it was too bad" Joined in
another.
II sympathize with YOU" added
third.
But l was reelected" replied the
astonished Pennsylvania.
We'll, all the news we've read
was that you went down. they re-
piled.
Bates was a bit put out that his
LOO majority hadn't attracted at
tention, but he went In to see Presi-
dent Taft.
Bates, | certainly shall miss you
next year." condoled the chief ex-
ecutiye. 1T seems too bad to lose
you"
But l am reelected by LOO ma
jority," shouted Bates. Everywhere
| go somebody sympathizes with me
in my loss. 1 don't want any sym
PATTY, ! want congratulations"
And when Bates emerged, he
served notice on the doorkeepers
that he would refuse to be seated in
Lame Duck Alley"
The Diplomats.
III some young man, the son OF
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-14

well projected. II may cost few
cents more. but the danger OF loss
or damage is very much reduced.
True. IL the shipment Is lost or dam
aged the express company viii pay
for IL, but that Will give your friend
no pleasure.
Write the address in full. state.
county. city. street and number on
the box or package with ink or
crayon. Tags are frequently torn
on and lost.
IF you want TO prepay the charg-
IS write the word PAID I'm large.
plan letters on the package.
Insist on a receipt and see that
the amount paid Is marked on the
receipt and package. and the value
of the package declared thereon.
Write your own address in full
somewhere on the package following
the prefix From.
Enclose a card on each box or
package with your name and address
and consignee's name and address.
This in order that, should the
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-14
A New Holiday.

A new national holiday Is pro-
posed in bill now in the committee
on judiciary of the house OF repre-
sentatiyes. that, II adopted. will
make April 25 of every year a day
of general jollification.
The bill proposes the setting aside
of that date for doing honor to the
name America" as the cognomen
of the whole continent. Plans for
national, state and civic celebrations
to be held each year are included In
the measure, which is a lengthy
document, outlining the means by
which the name America was given
to the continent, through the voy-
ages of discovery OF Americas Yes
pucci, the Italian explorer.
Representative Hamill, OF New
Jersey, the author of the bill. de-
clares it will fill a long felt want.
lie says that the whole continent OF
America, from Hudson's Bay to the
Isthmus of Panama would join in
celebrating the day.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-14
SHIP EARLY.
Injunction Of Express Companies to
Obyiaie Delays.

or account of the eongested condi-
ton OF traffic, the express companies
have issued Instructions to shippers.
asking their cooperation in the mat
ter Of care in wrapping, packing and
marking. In order that there may be
as little delay as possible and no UNI
necessary annoyance.
1t is not amiss to venture that
nine-tenths of the shipments that 20
astray at Christmas time do so be-
cause of careless marking, and nine
tenths of the packages that are de-
livered broken are in their condition
as a result of improper packing.
II the public will follow these
rules, issued yesterday by the ex-
press companies. II VIII find matters
much more expeditiously handled.
ship your packages early. by the
10th OF December IL possible. The
express company win give you a
small label to paste on the package,
reading; Don't open until Christ
mas" This will insure the package
reaching It's destination before
Christmas and give the additional
pleasure to the recipient OF the gifts
OF having them on Christmas morn
ing
use wooden boxes for packing
Glass or fragile articles should be
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-14
RATES Is CONDOLED WITH, But
HAD HOO MAJORITY ON HIS
sIDE-DIPLOMATS SHOULD he
RICH--A NEW HOLIDAY PRO
POSED.

Washington. d. c., Dec. IA. Omitted
Press. They have changed the in
terror appointments of the white
house-the internal architecture, so
20 speak-so as to provide a nice,
, comfortable substitute for the time
honored navigation of Salt river by
politicians who didn't come back on
November s. One of the spacious
corridors of the executive Offices has
been converted into an additional
waiting room, to accommodate an
astonishingly increased number of
callers since the presidents return
from Panama.
Some astute individual discovered
that about 80 per cent of this daily
crowd who sought the presidential
presence were "lame ducks" seeking
some nice, soft berth to occupy after
March A. Although this is the open
season for jobs, so many are the
huntsmen and so keen the fervor OF
the chase, that the poor hunted
berths are nearly all run to cover.
Naturally the white house is the
preserve where the game is thickest
Energetic huntsmen frequent the ex-
ecutive Offices faithfully. They do
not intend TO be far away when the
president lets a job loose.
And so II happens that the list of
waiting callers has been extraordi-
narily augmented during these last
few weeks. A hundred or so job
hunters make a brave showing, but
they have overcrQwded the spacious
reception rooms at the executive
offices so that the patriots who have
other business at the white house
than chasing down vacancies on the
government payroll get lost in the
shuttle. The "jobbed" ones didn't
like to rub elbows with the tenta-
lively jobless.
So Secretary Charles ID. Norton
decided on the architectural ar
rangements above described in order
10 separate the sheep from the goats
Those who call to point out to Presi-
dent Taft their fitness for such-and-
such job. and to recall to his mind
their varied services for the party,
are herded into the new reception
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-14

outer markings be destroyed. the In
ner mark will insure prompt for
warding and delivery.
III not convenient TO ship in
wooden boxes. use strong wrapping
paper mot newspaper) and tie with
strong cord.
IF package contains anything OF
perishable nature. write the word
'Perishable' In large. plain letters
on the box or package TO insure spe.
cial attention and first delivery.
III you will observe these sugges-
lions you will greatly assist In in
surfing the prompt delivery of your
gift In good condition"
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-14

Biobhle-I don't know What to
make OF that boy of mine. He's
never around when he Is wanted.
slobble--why don't you Cry aud st
him JOB on the police foucog--
Philadelphia Record.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-14

II you mail a check for your city
taxes II should reach the Treasurer
two or three days before the last OF
the month. 10 he may be able TO
get IL In his deposit on December 81.
Otherwise IL will have 10 include
the penalty.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-14

There's no sure cure for the to-
bacco hsbit--with the possible ex-
eeption OF certain brands OF cigars.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-14

The Evening sun--Ioc . Week.
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1910-04-23

AT the East End Shoe Store, 1907 e.
Capitol avenue, can be found the COL
ored papers, magazines and tracts. Stop
over there while ordering shoes and
call for something to read.
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1910-04-23
The Dunbar
News Company

Is the place where all colored papers
and magazines can be had. Call at SIS,
S13 E. Washington, or 3O61a S. 9Th. I
purpose, step by step, to create a reg
literature, books, etc., also the big
Sunday dailies, and leading white mag
azines. Telephone 99S. E. L. Rogers,
Manager.