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groom he is welded forever in the
love of Christ to the church committed
to his charge. A bridegroom? Much
more. Such must be his love for his
spouse that he shall stand in battle
with her, for truth, for SOULS for Gods
honor and glory Then let him be q
Warrior-put on his head the helmet Of
strength, the browning mitre. And now
arise, o high priest of Christ, prince
and ruler in the church, vested with
all the orders, the white surplice of the
cleric, the tunic of the SUBJ deacon, the
delmatic of the deacon, the chasuble
of the priest, crowned with mitre, scep-
tered with crozier; arise, and while the
triumphant strains of the TIE Deum
sway the hearts of the onlookers, go
forth to the people to bless and to
rule in the name of Christ. A great
deed has been done, life has been
transmitted, Christ is continued, moth
err church rejoices that she shall not
die, cannot die, until the consumma-
ton of all things: for her consecrated
sons, her chief ministers, the bishops,
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Christs grace be poured on him, let
his shoulders bear the burden OF the
gospels let the Holy Ghost overshadow
him from the outstretched hands OF
the Consecrator let the holy oil flow
on his head to signify he has become
a high priest, on his hands that they
may bestow all blessing. Put into his
anointed hands the staff of government,
guidance and rule; for ruler he is,
laws he can make, judgment he can
pronounce, punishment he can inflict.
Bring the jeweled ring, for bride.
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onation of king, as performed in the
days when Catholic nations de-
manded it, is but copy, much re-
duced in tone and color, of the conse-
Grafton of a bishop. The one confers
power in the natural order, the othe"
power in the supernatural order, which
is essentially the higher. The imposs
ing of the Pallium, the comforting of
the cardinalitial insignia, even the en-
thronization of a Pope, are not accom-
panied with the liturgical solemnity
and symbolical ceremonies enacted be-
fore you this morning. The more
characteristic effect of this ceremony,
the inner meaning of all this external
pomp, is that the bishop receives the
fullness of Christ's priesthood, which
is given to priests in their ordination
within limitations. The limit set to
the powers of the priest is that though
he may bring souls into the life Of
Christ, into the church and the king
dom of heaven, yet he cannot beget
his like, he cannot impart to others
the priesthood he has received, and
thus achieve the chief purpose of life,
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NEW ST. PAUL CATHEDRAL

led David to become King and Prophet,
NO may they be anointed and conse-
Grated"
The consecrator then resumed his
seat before the altar and recited the
Following prayer which ended the con-
aecration proper: May God and the
Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, Who
hath Himself fwilled to elevate thee to
ssthe dignity of the Episcopate bedew
thee with chrism and with the liquor
s5pr mystic ointment, and make thee
fruitful with the richness of spiritual
Rsnediction. whatsoever you shall
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NEW MINNEAPOLIS CATHEDRAL

which is not only to live, but to COM
municate and to continue life. To be
able. to do this is to possess the full
ness of Christ's priesthood, and this is
the privilege Of the apostles and their
successors, the bishops.
Final Charge to New Bishops.
1.-THE candidate swears fealty to the
universal church and to the particular
church over which he is appointed. He
binds himself by sacred promise to the
cultivation of divine science, to the
unfolding of apostolic tradition, to the
preservation and enforcing of eccle-
siastical law. And now that he is
pledged before God and man to the
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are gone forth to conquer for her space
and time. to possess for her the world
until the end of all ages.
Hopes and Blessing.
eve, the four elders in the province.
have reached, or are nearing the
scriptural term of three score and ten.
The hour is not distant when we must
lay down the burden and join those
who are gone before us. We shall go
with the glad consolation that we leave
in the hands of bishops we know, we
love, we have chosen, the interests of
the ecclesiastical province of st. Paul.
May your work be fruitful. may the
years of your work be many. and may
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work before you, faithfully and perse-
veringly lone, the building up OF one
Church of God in the thinly-settled
West, will enhance the greatness of
the dignity. Be not faint OF heart; to
you will come, as came to our first
American bishops, the host OF land
seekers out of which you shall form q
great Catholic people, thus renewing
the marvel of the great missionary
bishops who made Catholic Europe.
Eullness Of Christ's Priesthood.
The ceremony we are witnessing is
the most solemn and significant in the
whole liturgy Of the church. The cor
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and security: because with
him came the 'plentitude of Christian
life. History proves that the convert
ed land, long deprived of the bishop,
remained sterile or withered and de-
cayed, or was soon distanced in Cath
olic progress by more fortunate coun-
tries possessing an episcopate. Well,
bishops of the new sees, God gives you
this morning the glorious privilege to
be pioneer bishops. organizers of the
Christian people, real apostles of the
American church. The dignity that
has come on YOU is intrinsically great.
And no great see can enhance 1t in
the eye of God and Of Faith; but the
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of the six newly consecrated bishops
on the altar, the dignity of the Apos-
tolic Delegate on his throne at the
right, the purple Of score of visit
ing archbishops, bishops and monsig-
nori in the sanctuary, the clouds of
incense ascending heavenward, all
went to make up q scene that is sell
City itself.
After the ablution the colsecrator
again seated himself in the middle of
the altar. The newly consecrated bsh-
ops knelt' before him while he placed
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cheeks, may this extend unto the OK
tremities of his whole body so that
inwardly he may he filled with the
power of Thy spirit and outwardly
may be clothed with that same spirit.
May constant faith, pure love, sincere
piety abound in him. Give to him, O
Lord, the keys OF the kingdom of Hea-
ven so that he may make use Of, not
boast of the power which Thou be-
stowest unto edificaton, not unto de-
struction. Whatsoever he shall find
upon earth, let it be found likewise in
Heaven, and whatsoever he shall loose
tNpon earth let it likewise be loosed
Yin heaven"
Other prayers were said and then
fhe consecrator anointed the palms
cf the bishops elect with chrism say
Ang: May these hands be anointed
with the sanctified oil and the chrism
Of sanctitication as Samuel anoint-
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bishops. The newly consecrated bish-
ops retired to the side altar, washed
their hands and then proceeded with
the Mass through the Offertory. The
consecrator took his place on his
throne where he received two lighted
candles, bread and wine from each of
the new bishops.
The Mass Continues.
The sublimest spectacle in the whole
service took place here. The six new
bishops took their place at the altar,
three on either side of the conse-
orator and proceeded together through
the celebration OF the mass. Bishop
McGolricll took his place on the epistle
side of the altar, Bishop Trobec on the
gospel side. The archdeacon and sub
deacon of the Mass moved about as
the duties of their office required. The
rich pontifical robes of the Archbishop
and the assisting bishops, the presence
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-12-02
Is This a "Frame-Up?"


One of the new hat shops in the
loop district has for it's centerpiece
and consuming attraction a pretty
cashier. She Is perhaps no more love-
ly than some of the other change-mak-
ers in barber shops, restaurants, and
the like, but it is the manner in which
she Is staged" that makes her most
striking. Her booth commands the
store from every direction, and at no
time is the customer out of the in
fluence of her radiant features In
stead of being Gagged she is framed"
like a picture
Many impressionable young fellows
have been made to make purchases in
the store In sort Of trance. Instead
of being critical and antagonistic to
the salesmans taste and suggestions,
they have accepted the first cid of
fered them quite readily, walking out
with the hasty purchase buoyed up
by last glance at the vision in the
frame" Although the young woman
is not distinguished mathematician,
the management is said to value her
services highly.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-12-02
SIMPLY A WASTE OF MONEY
Old Sexton Had His Time Mapped
Out, and There Was No Need
Of Clock.

There had been some talk of
placing a clock in the tower of the
village church. But John, the old
sexton, who lived in the little cot
tage opposite the church, declared
himself dead agin it." and expressed
the opinion that it would mean IAN
awful waste O. brass" were the
scheme carried out.
eve want no clocks he said the
other day. We've done without
clocks up to now, an we shall man
age. Why, lynn + my bed of morn
in I can see the time by the sundial
over the porch"
YES" replied one who approved of
the scheme, that's all right SO far
as it goes. But the sun doesn't shine
every morning. What do you do
them"
Why" answered John, supposedly,
IT knows then as it amt fit weather
to be out O. bed, an l just stops
where I .''-Tit-Bits.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-12-02
BABY'S SCALP CRUSTED

Cur little daughter, when three
months old, began to break out on the
head and we had the best doctors to
treat her, but they did not do her any
good. They said she had eczema. Her
scalp was a solid scale all over. The
burning and itching was SO severe that
she could not rest, day or night. We
had about given up all hopes when we
read of the Cuticura Remedies. We at
once got a cake of Cuticura Soap, g.
box of Cuticura Ointment and one bot
tie of Cuticura Resolvent, and fol-
lowed directions carefully. After the
FIRST dose Of the Cuticura Resolvent,
we used the Cuticura Soap freely and
applied the Cuticura Ointment. Then
she began to improve rapidly and in
two weeks the scale came off her
head and new hair began to grow. In
a very short time she was well. She is
now sixteen years of age and pic
ture of health. We used the Cuti-
cura Remedies about five weeks, reg
ularly, and then we could not tell she
had been affected by the disease. We
used no other treatment after we
found out what the Cuticura Remedies
would do for her. J. Fish and Ella M.
Fish, Mt. Vernon, KY, Oct. -, 1909"
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Wasted on Him.

Occasionally" remarked the VISIT
ing Londoner, II see in some Amer
lean paper a supposititious colloquy
referring to an 'aeroplane line tC
Mars Do you know, that strikes me
as being exceedingly funny. Evident
ly the writer is ignorant of the fact
that our atmosphere does not extend
upward more than so or 100 miles,
and becomes more and more tenuous
as it nears the limit. He does not
seem to know that air is absolutely
necessary in flying an aeroplane. 1t
is mighty probable that no aviator
ever will ascend to higher elevation
than 10 or 10 miles, even if he can
endure the excessive cold he will en-
counter at that altitude. The idea of
sailing an aeroplane through the i'm
ponderable ether is ineffably absurd
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-12-02
SUMMARiLY EXECUTED BY Or
DER OF CoURT-MARTIAL.
Young Woman, Disguised as Youth
Goes to Death Without Attempt
Ing to Offer Any Defense to
Serious Charge.

Darkness was just settling down,
and the advance had halted for the
night, when squad of cavalry
brought in young man from the
front. They said he was a spy. They
said it carelessly enough, but there
was an awful significance in the term
at that hour. In camp he would have
been searched, INTERCEPTED and inn
prisoned. 1t might have been weeks
before his trial, and he would have
been allowed every chance for his
life.
We were on the march. There had
been fighting; there would be more
tomorrow; that meant drum-hea(
trial for the spy.
How speedily everything was ar
ranged! l was at headquarters, and
saw and heard it ALL Within half ar
hour court-martial was convened
grave-faced officers who looked int
the face of the young man at first
with interest, then with something
like admiration. [ said a young man
was wrong. He was boy seventeen
or eighteen. He had big blue eyes
chestnut curls, and his cheeks were as
smooth as a girls. He was a hand
some lad, and l believe that every
man in the tent felt pity for him.
What's your name?"
james Blank
What regiment"
No reply.
Are you a citizen or a soldier?"
No reply.
Can you make any defence to the
charge of being a spy?"
No reply.
The officers looked at each other,
nodded, and the president waved his
hand. It didn't seem a minute before
f1le of soldiers came. The face Of
the boy grew white, but he moved like
one in a dream. His big blue eyes
looked upon one after another, as II
searching for friend, and my heart
yearned to cry out that he was only a
boy and ought to be given more time.
Tramp! Tramp! Tramp!
It was the detail marching him off
into the darkness.
Halt! Tie this handkerchief over
his eyes!"
They had brought a lantern. By its
light l saw the big blue eyes for the
last time as they looked round in a
dazed way. / wanted to shout to the
boy and warn him that it was not yet
too late to prove that he was not what
thew he1ieved him tn he HIT the grim
ness of the scene parched my tongue.
place him there! Fall back! At
tention! Ready-aim-fre!
Ten minutes later the officer in
charge of the firing party touched his
cap and reported
Orders have been executed, sir
amy further evidence?"
mo, sir, except that she WIS Q
young woman!"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-12-02
WKITEWbSH FOR HEN HOUSES
Excellent Plan to Treat Building Once
Every Year-Government For
rnuia Is Given.

Each year many prefer to white
wash their poultry houses both inside
and out This is a good plan; it eff
fectHally destroys mites and purifies
the premises. The following is a for
mUa used by the government on light
houses, etc Stake one peck of quick
lime with boiling water, covering
closely as soon as the water is sup
piled When it is slaked strain and
add one gallon of salt dissolved in
hot water, two pounds Of powdered
rice previously boiled to thin paste,
quarter OF a pound Of Spanish whit
Ing, half pound of clean glue dis
solved Ill warm water. Thoroughly
mix these ingredients, cover, and let
the mixture set for few days to
nQen. It may be applied with a white
wash brush OF made thin enough to
De sprayed on with spray pump. In
the latter case give two or even three
coats, one after another, as soon as
Wy. Every nest, coop, fence, and
"Ood trough should receive the spray
Oh all sides. No lice, mites or vermin
can 1--we where this whitewash has
Been well applied 1t should be put
on while warm This viii last as long
as paint, they say.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-12-02
ORATOR MADE GOODS IN THE CAMP
WAKES DESPERATE WHEN HIS
AUDIENCE SHORES.
forsaking Notes of Polished Speech.
Embryo Webster Wakes Up Sleep
Ing Convention and Sits Down
Feeling He arrived"

1nere Is young politician in a New
York town who has aspirations as an
ofator-and what young politician has
noe! Though still in the pinfeather
Stage or that art, he considers himself
Sunclently near perfection in orig
lnal1ty of thought and f1uency of ex-
preston to seize every chance to
harangue anything that can be COM
peled to listen to him. Recently a
convention for local nominations of
the party to which the young fellow
belonged was held in the town hall.
one OF the aspirants for the office of
justice OF the peace was then incum-
bent, and, after much persuasion. he
permitted the embryo Webster to
place his name in nomination. For
several nights before the convention
met the orator sat up late, polishing
ON this nominating speech, inserting
slmiie here, lacking on a trope there
and sticking metaphors into whatever
cltnks he could find to stick them.
When the hour for nominations
came he arose, made his way with i'm.
presstve slowness to the platform,
drank about gallon of water with be-
coming dignity, and launched into the
Grafton In that soft, low tone your real
orator knows SO well how to assume
Then he warmed up and commenced
throwing few figures of speech at
the convention, but the convention
merely yawned in a bored manner,
and turned around and talked to the
man behind it; then the orator light
~ tossed over a bright little verse
from a minor poet, but the convention
merely stretched resignedly and pull.
ing a chunk of navy plug out of his
hip pocket, consoled himself with a
chaw.
Then the orator, waxing desperate,
flung all his rhetorical ammunition in
a lump at its head, whereupon most OF
the convention snored At last, dis.
gusted, the orator, forsaking his notes,
rushed forward to the end
And, finally, I wish to say to you,
gentlemen of the convention" he con
cluded, chat the man I have Just put
in nomination for justice of the peace
has for the past two years filled that
same position with an ability and hon.
esty that has been continued rebuke
to his enemies and establishment to
his friendsi"-
And as the old building rocked un-
der the yells that greeted this wind.
up. the orator sat down, feeling that
he had at length arrived
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-12-02
NEWSPAPERS TAKING 1T UP
Metropolitan Dailies Giving Advice
How to Check rheumatism and
Kidney Trouble.

This is a simple home recipe now
being made known in all the larger
cities through the newspapers. It is
Intended to check the many cases of
Rheumatism and dread kidney trouble
which have made SO many cr1pples,
invalids and weaklings of some of our
brightest and strongest people.
The druggists everywhere, even in
the smallest communities, have been
notified to supply themselves with the
ingredients, and the sufferer will have
no trouble to obtain them. The pre-
scription is as follows: Fluid Extract
Dandelion, one-half ounce; Compound
Kargon, one ounce. and Compound
Syrup Of Sarsaparilla, three ounces.
Mix by shaking we'll in bottle. The
dose is one teaspoonful after each
meal and at bedtime.
Recent experiments in hospital
cases prove this simple mixture eff
fective in Rheumatism. Because Of
its positive action upon the elimina-
tive tissues of the kidneys, it compels
these most vital organs to filter from
the blood and system the waste inn
purities and uric acid which are the
cause Of rheumatism. It cleanses the
kidneys, strengthens them and re-
moves quickly such symptoms as
backache, blood disorders, bladder
weakness, frequent urination, painful
scalding and discolored urine. 1t acts
as a gentle, thorough regulator to the
entire kidney structure.
Those who suffer and are accus-
toned to purchase bottle of medi-
cine should not let a little incon-
venience interfere with making this
up, or have your druggist do it for you.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-12-02
Lucid Directions,

"Will you kindly show me the way
to the principal public hall?" asked
the stranger who had stepped from
the train.
Il guess you want to go to the
Grand Op'ry house, don't your the
native replied.
Eyes; I believe it is the Grand
Opera house. am to deliver lee
ture here tonight
yep. The Grand Op'ry house is
where it's to be. Go up there till you
come to the Metropolitan livery sta
BILE, then turn to your left and go up
to the Sent Reejis huttel, and turn the
corner. Keep on till you come to the
Bon Ton laundry and just beyond that
you'll see the Occidental harness shop
The Op'ry house is upstairs over it"
Thanks"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-12-02
In the Name of Patriotism.

In the smoking room of the knicker-
booker an Englishman and an Amerl-
can were advocating the claims OF
their respective countries.
Il remember said the American,
when | was in Cincinnati we planted
a small rose bush one morning, and IN
the afternoon large bush had come
I'M off which we gathered score OF
full-blown roses.
"oh, that's nothing retaIiated the
Rritisher. why, 1 recollect burying
. cat in our back yard one day. and in
about an hour sanitary inspector
came up!"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-12-02
Sacrifice to Art,

which tooth?" inquired the man OF
lorceps grimly.
ANY one you like responded the
victim calmly, so long as it's front
one"
But" began the astounded den
tist.
Hurry up!" Numbered the visitor.
With bleeding heart the operator
hitched his forceps on to a bit of alb
solutely sound ivory, dragged his pa
tent three times round the room,
and
Hey, presto!" smiled the dentist.
It's out! But will you be so good as
to tell me why on earth you wanted
sound tooth extracted"
"By all meanth," responded the pa
tient. ~You thee, I'm an actor, and
have to take a part where the thpeak-
lithpth. At firtht I couldn't mathter
it. but now I'm thure it'll be a
thimply thcreaming thuchtheth.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-12-02
To Weioh Perfume.

1t was the Italian physician Salvioni
who devised microbalance Of such
extreme delicacy that it clearly dem
onstrated the loss of weight of musk
bv volitiliZation. Thus the invisible
perfume floating off in the air is in
directly weighed.
The essential part of the apparatus
is a very thin thread of glass, fixed
at one end and extended horizontally
The microscopic objects to be weigh
ed are placed upon the glass thread
near it's free end, and the amount Of
fexure produced is observed with a
microscope magnifying 100 diameters
A mote weighing $1,000 Of a MILL
eramme is said perceptibly to benz
the thread.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-12-02
N((IF(.
= sssss.rt-,,.s. S-----A-SsEks--9T

\ JOCK ON the henhouse may save
"Iue o. your best stock.
.OOpS and breeders should be dis.
"ge'ed often and thoroughly.
there is no better thing to use
ABOUT the roosting quarters than
Pgnly Of air Stacked lime.
An Qniertile egg is worth just as
I~'l as any other-but it must be
OrAu out before set upon.
:. ""pe VIII stand a good deal of fEeez-
IN ""a Is often in good condition I'M
vi near the end of the year.
a., =" Oh have good stock you can
!, avs ma market for 1t, and if it
:, ny good 1t will pay you to make
s!Hhy houses. runs or yards in.
-. 0ISeaSe. While cleanliness is one
s,. we roads TO healthy fowls and
- = SE.al quantity of wild onions was
:, u some laying hens and in about
=, '-sAS an onion flavor was noticed
the eggs.
h.. aSas eabbages in the pens for the
S ,-S 70 pick at. also raw livers. II
Wy ran reach these too easily short.
,r5 5usFe Is no better pets for the boys
Ro. S't.s than we'll bred pigeons.
o~ 1s Pouters. Tumblers. Magpies,
rs. Homers, etc.
,nDo.. last meal of the day is the most
s,5 ''snC now and it should be warm
ssS SUBSTANTIAL s as it prepares the
Tb ~. Tue duties of the next day.
sln~ ~S.9 Is profit in selling eggs on
p,orss, any market if the business is
NJ 'ns.} conducted; but there is no
r,4. ,teF without special markets.
Is oso 21l chickens is as bad
b gg ,' Give them enough
p,orfs On comfortably whether we
o.. S' enough to lay eggs on or
.. ,asn YOU mark crate of eggs
Ss76~ s fresh" mean what you say
81 ~' Pack OF every egg You OFFER for
aaoc 'hat IS What builds up repu-