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Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01
A TimsIv Trim.

Little Brother (who has just been
given some candy,-If were you l
shouldn't take sister yachting this
afternoon.
Ardent Suitor-Why do you say that,
Tommy?
"Well, heard her tell mother this
morning that she feared she'd have to
throw you over.-Lippincott's.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01
An Odd Turkish Superstition.

An odd Turkish superstition Is as
follows: If one finds piece of bread
lying upon the ground he must pick it
up, kiss it and carry it until he finds a
hole into which the bread can be in
serted. 10 step upon piece of bread
or to leave 1t lying upon the ground Is
one Of the objectionable sins and
dooms the offender to the third hell.
where he is perpetually gored by an
OK that has but single horn that is In
the center of his forehead.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01
Foley Kidney Pills Have Cured
Me-"

The above is quotation from a let
ter written by H. M. Winkler, Evans.
vile, Ind. 81 contracted severe case
of kidney trouble. My back gave out
and panied me. | seemed to have lost
all strength and ambition was bothered
with dizzy spells, my head would spin
and specks float before my eyes. | took
Foley Kidney Pills regularly and am
now perfectly well and feel like new
man. Foley Kidney Pills have cured
me-" John W. Thurston.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01

l was quite surprised one day when
upon telling my little fve-year-old girl,
who was Of saving disposition, that
would put her pennies in the bank
to have her educated to find that she
burst into violent weeping and shout
ed, Il won't be educated; it hurts"
"Hurts?" | queried. What do you
mean?"
II know" she sobbed. "They take
knife and scrape your arm and 1t
swells up. won't take my money to
be educated. ."-Delineator.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01
Somethinu Wrona.

An Australian auctioneer who was
reputed to have more education than
professional ability was endeavoring to
sell some cattle to an audience Of farm
hands. "Gentlemen," he began, Il
have particularly nice lot Of heifers
and bullocks. and may say that the
helfers predominate"
He was interrupted by q very agri-
cultural voice from the crowd. II
thort there was something wrong with
EN-" 1t said. "or you wouldn't have to
sell 'em."
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01
A FriehtfuI Wreck

of train, automobile or buggy may
cause cuts, bruises, ahrasions, sprains or
wounds that demand Bucklen's Arnica
Salve-earth's greatest healer. Quick
relief aud prompt cure results. For
burns, boiIs, sores of all kinds, eczema,
chapped hands and lips, sore eyes or
corns, it's supreme. Surest pile cure
25c at j. W. Thurston's.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01

Tattooing is not by any means con-
fined to savage peoples. There are
races in Europe which make 1t regu-
lar practice. and men. women and chill
dren bear on their bodies ornamental
tions that are as ornate and queer. al
though not as extensive. as are mark
ings on the bodies of the south sea
savages. These European tattooers
are among the Albanians and Bos-
mans. who live in the famous Balkan
peninsula. g.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01
Eindino Him Out.

Indignant Constituent-This is the
fourth time have called to see the
senator by appointment and found him
out every time. Private Secretary (of
eminent statesman)-Oh. well, l would
not make a fuss about that. Accord
ing to what the papers say, every body
is finding him out.-ChicagO Tribune.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01
Prida ALI Around

"Tm proud to say" boosted the man
with the large stomach and the i'm
mense solitaire. that ! amt never
wasted any time readin' poetry"
"Well," ventured the gentleman with
the seedy clothes and the high brow
"if the poets were asked they would
probably agree that they were proud
of it too."-Chicago Record Herald.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01
Advanced Ancestral Pride.

$50 Woodby is very rich now. When
knew him he was poor. His only
treasure in those days was the musket
his great-grandfather carried in the
Revolution"
"Oh. his great-grandfather has been
promoted since. Woodby exhibits his
sword now."- ."-Philadelphi Press.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01
At Sea,

A man was discovered one evening
by a friend leaning disconsolately over
the rail of transatlantic steamer.
Are you waiting for the moon to
rise?" asked the friend facetiously.
NO" was the savage reply. ~ have
not swallowed the moon."-Los An.
geles Times.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01
Probate Court Sessions.

SESSIONS uF THE PROBATE COURT FOR
T.H DISTRICT or ESSEX will be held as
G.r..- during the year 1910;
a. .4ueunIrE IN the forenoon OF the hrst
w wUrss- of February, Juue, september and
December.
Az concord in the afternoon OF each of the
-.r. days.
~. ttuaan on the first Mondays OF April and
u.i.NeT.
4. GuiIdhall on the FIRST Saturday of each
month.
-..cill sessions will be held at any place IN
tr. District 10y agreement.
tllreSs communications to Guildhall office,
q. O.. W. Wynan, Register; to Island Pond
aimee. to HERBERT W. BLAKE, JUDGE.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01
Eriends In Mead.

II don't put much faith in proverbs"
said Brown to Jones. For instance,
look at the. oft quoted one, "A friend
in need is friend indeed Now. most
Of my experience with friends in need
has been that they wanted to borrow.
Give me the friends that are not in
need"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01

Thn late Dr. Taimage once called on
his lawyer and found two of his pa
rishioners there OH legal business of n
private nature.
"Ah. DOCTOR" called the lawyer in
greeting. good morning! Here are
two of your flock. May ask without
impertinence If you regard them as
black sheep or whiteT'
Il don't know as yet" replied Tai
mage dryly, whether they're black or
white. but I'm certain that II they re-
main here long they'll be fleeced."
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01
Without Trimmings.

Payne. an examiner ut Cambridge
university. whose questions were al
ways of a peculiarly exasperating ma
ture, once asked student at a special
examination to give a definition Of
happiness"
An exemption from Payne" was
The reply.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01
A Eins Destination

A small boy in the village school
when writing a composition on "Quak-
ers' wound up by saying. "Quakers
never quarrel. never get into fight.
never claw and never scratch" Then
he added. Paw is Il Quaker but
really don't think nav is."-Delinea-
TOR
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01
The Other Wav.

"Then you don't want to leave foot
prints upon the sands of time"
"Nix." answered the politician guard
edly. "All l want is to cover up my
racks."-Louisville Courier-J Journal.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01
The LimeIjuht,

"Pa, what is meant by the lime
light"
"The limelight. my boy, is something
that everybody wants to be in without
paying advertising rates for the priv
ilege."-Detroit Free Press.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01

She (sternly)-I heard noise very
late. He tfacetiously)-Was it the
night falling? She-No, it wasn't. 1t
was the day Observation-Disclosures
American.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01
A GuAas nj IL.

Teacher tof class In grammar
What do you understand by parts Of
speechw Tommy-lt's-it's when q
man suffers Chicago Tribune.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01

A man should never be ashamed to
own he has been in the wrong. which
Is but saying. In other words. that he
is wiser today than he was yesterday.
Pope.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01
A Soft PIacs.

First Artist-Reduced to q drainpipe
for pillow, old chap? Second Artist
Idiot! Can't you see it's filled with
straw2-Bon vivant.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01
She Hadn't.

Patron Ito busy waltress) - You
haven't any sinecure, have you?
Waitress-Sorry. sir. but we just serv-
ed the last order Boston Transcript.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01
Tho Glory of Life.

To be strong hand to another in
the time of need, to be cup Of
strength to q human soul in time Of
weakness, is to know the glory of life.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01
SETTING Her RIGHT.

Mistress - SO you want to leave,
Mary? With what motive are you
leaving? Cook-lt amt motive,
mum; it's policeman. Boston Cou-
ler
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01

"Does BliSgins ever bluff when he
plays cards?"
Never until he gets home and ex-
plains where he has been."-Washing-
ton Star.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01

"Why are statues erected to famous
men, father?" said child.
80 that they may become known,
dear" was the answer. Exchange.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01

Who by aspersions throw a stone ut
the head of others hit their own.--
Herbert,
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01

True friends have no solitary Joy or
sorrow.-Channing.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1910-07-01

It is impossible to be just If one ia
not generous.-Roux.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-20
MYRTLE BOYS MAIN
SQUEEZE LAST NIGHT
With Arms Full of Dainty Bunches
of loneliness They Circle
Around.

Many dainty lunches of loveliness
were circulating around at the Myrtle
Boat Club last night All the swell
guys that hang out around the inner
yachting circles were in their dancing
pumps and some Of them blew in with
open fronts. Most Of them had an arm
full. as it were. on the floor. but they
djdn t dare to outside on the baIconv
except in secluded spots. There were
about a dozen rounds and some extras
in the ballroom. and each one was a
succession of clincheS The music iust
threw them into raptures, and the moon
helped the gOogoo eyes. Altogether it
was delightful function, and when 1t
got to going it was hard to break up.
The Myrtle boys are working down
now to their fine strokes to beat the
HeaIaris in the rowing regatta next
month. t,spt. Billy McTighe is out
every night with freshman crew mum
her two. making couple of punches
from which TO choose the oarSmen for
the jutercluh contest. Those who leave
no under NcTighe in the row are How
ard Grace. Carl klemme, George Clarke.
Billy O 'Brieu and Charlie GilliIand.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-20
STEN0GRAPHER.
YACHTS OFF FOR WEST END
CRUISE THIS AFTERNOON

The fleet of the Hawaii Yacht Club,
headed hy Commodore James f. Jaeger
~ the launch kulamanu H., will leave
the foot Of Fort street at half-pagt
three O'Clock this afternoon. with a
party IF yacht,men distributed over The
entire fleet, for the weekend cruise to
Waianac, returning tomorrow after
noon. Capt. Charlie Wilder will take
the Hawaii ont on the cruise. and the
other boats of the fleet are the Kane
hameha, he Charlotte c.. the GLADYS.
the yawl Mollilou, the Helene and pos
sibiy George Renton' 5 boat. the Kapolet.
Tomorrow the Honolulu Yacht Club
Will 90 on cruise to Pearl Harbor.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-20
BIC YEAR IN
LAND OFFICE
More of the Public Domain Dis.
posed of Than in Any
Previous Year.

The work done by the land office last
year establishes new record, according
to figures received by Governor Frear.
A special effort was made during the
year to clear off unfinished business
partly because the business needed of
itself to be cleared off and partly in
order to get ready for the increased
work which it was evident the new
land laws would produce.
More land patents, leases and other
agreements were issued during the year
than during any previous year There
were issued 113 land patents, 23S spe-
clal agreements, ten right of purchase
leases, fifty-seven homestead agreements
and fifty-one general leases.
The work of preparing for the settle
ment of all combinations on land and
commissioner s awards required much
search through the records of the office
of the land commissioner, the commits,
sioner of awards. the privy counselor
and the survey office to settle up all
the outstanding claims in accordance
with an act of the last legislature.
One hundred and sixty-four new
homesteads We're disposed Of. OF these
an unusually large percentage were
homestead leases There were ten right
of-purchase leases. two cash freehold
agreements and ninety-fve special
homestead agreements.
The land department took in as rem
tails from general leases the sum Of
$3.50 .964.31. an increase of SIS. $50 50
over the preceding year Sales amount
ed 20 SIS .624.30. The entire receipts of
the land department were $315.923 .03
while the expenditures amounted to
$l4l6l.0S. including salaries.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-20

$4,000 So. feet on Puunui street pp,,.;
District; block and a half frou IiIl,
street car line; fine view q ~.
Country Club and Nuuanu V,lkr
must be sold right away; cAeaue:s,
and best property in Honolulu to1lr
for terms apply to Kaimuki Linda /.
Liza. ~
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-20
SITUATION WANTED.

or two children. Address as" this
office, SAG
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-20
ROOM AND BOARD.

room with board in Ma
noa Valley. Apply E. G. c., this
office. S745
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-20
HOUSEKEEPING ROOMS.

DESIRABLE; central; comfortable; "a
Vineyard st. Hot and cold bath.
S725
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-20

BY bright Korean boy as general ser
want; wages $3.50; ''Choy,' this of
nee. STAG
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-20

THE HAU TREE-on the beach at
Waikiki-frst-class apartments and
board. 2l99 Kalia road, end of Lew
ers road.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-20
HALSTEAD & CO.
Stock Brokers
s21 FORT STREET.
HONOLULU STOCK EXCHANGE
s21 FORT STREET

Honolulu, Friday, August 10. 1910.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-20

Cap,tal. Par
: aid Up a Bid Ask
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-20

NAME OF STOCK
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-20
BOAT WANTED,
HORSE WANTED.

GOOD carriage horse; sound and free
from wee; reply giving full particu-
lars TO Horse this office. S744
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-12
FOR SALE AT
A SACRIFICE

in
per
ife of
were much
is large
is ell
is in
otcould
made one
The The house
building
orsaea
e. st.
its of
upon w.
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-12
EDEN PICTURED IN
1.-THE DEATH OF EVE"
Nine. Barry and Herr Walcker
to Appear at Ebell

OAKLAND, Oct. lin THE Death
of Eve" William Vaughn Moody
operatic drama will be presented
by Nine. Margaret Barry and Herr
Walcker before the Ebell club Thurs
day, October 20. The songs will be
sung by Walcker and the verse recited
by Nine. Barry
Eve, longing for Eden. appeals first
to her sons to go back with her. They
know only the desert and can not
understand her longing. Then she ap-
peals to Adam. whose memory has gone
He remembers nothing of Eden.
Then Eve finds Cain, and together
they start out on the journey.
Arriving a the gates of Eden, Cain
waits outside. while Eve enters. She
goes to the foot of the tree that repre-
sents the love of God. Overcome with
emotion, she gives her soul back to
God, while Cain, rushing in and finding
her dead, extends his hands over her
and sings the Song of Eden.'
The incidental music has been taken
from Beethoven, Chopin and other COM
posers.
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-12
THE COUNTIES BORDERING ON THE BAY OF SAN FRANCISCO
COUNCIL ASSUMES
SANITARY PROBLEM
City Government May Carry
Out Plans of Annexed
Sewer Districts

OAKLAND. Oct 1.-THE establish
ment of a sewer system in the annexed
district has been taken up BY the CITY
council which will endeavor to carr
out the plans that were undertaken oF
sanitary districts before the annexa
ton. The state supreme court has de-
cided that by joining the city the SAM
tary districts Iegislated themselves OUT
of existence. and can not therefore sci
bonds already voted.
The city attorney has been instructed
TO advise the council whetf>~r the eit%
can form sanitary districts covering the
territories organized before annexation
so that separate elections may be called.
If this procedure is lawful IL viii open
a way for the property owners 10 carry
out the sanitation projects they started
before becoming part OF Oakland
The city engineer has been instructed
70 make surveys so that the council
NAV divide the annexed district into
sections in which sewers may be laid
advantageousIy. The purpose is 10 es-
tabIfsh a separate sewer system Tor
each district so formed, the work to De
paid for out of the tax levies Of each
year.
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-12
TRIO ARE ACCUSED
OF SHOPLIfTING
Court Resembles Dry Goods
Store as Stolen Goods Are
Brought Forth

OAKLAND, Oct 11.-Judge Harris
courtroom looked like department
store today during the trial of Henry
Hargens, who, with Nella and Carl
Hargens, is accused of Wholesale shop
lifting. Lingerie, gowns. expensive
hosiery and other wearing apparel We're
brought in for identi tihcation as the
articles found In the rooms of the trio
when they were raided by the police
Henry Hargens' trial began today.
His companions will be tried later
According to the Oakland police, they
form gang OF shoplifters who have
operated in many cities.
Susan Cramer and Minnie Kruger
employees of Hale Brothers, identified a
purse as having been in the store pre-
v1ous to the noon hour of July and
not Sold although missed during that
time The defense of Hargens is to be
that his own connection with the goods
found in the room has not been proved
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-12
IGNORANCE OF LAW
MAKES MAN BIGAMIST
Failed TO Get Final Decree of
Divorce

OAKLAND. Oct. 11-For nearly a
year Joseph Silva was in blissful ig-
norance OF the fact that he was a
bigamist, and il was not until he met
his attorney on the street that he
learned that he was unwittingly guilty
Of marrying without legal right. He
secured an annullment of his marriage
10 Annie Cozzans today
Silva obtained an interlocutory de-
cree Of divorce against his first wife
TWO years ago, out did not think il
was necessary 10 get a final decree of
divorce. He waited year and then
married Annie Cozzans. He intends 10
renarry her.
The following new suits for divorce
were begun today: Fanny against
John G. Rhodes, failure to provide:
Harriet 4. against William F. FLYNN.
desertion; Frank against Emma Wey-
man. desertion.
Villa Robinson was granted q final
decree Of divorce today against Rob-
ert Robinson on the ground OF habituaI
intemperence.
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-12
OAKLAND ORPHEUM
Offers fine BILL
Howard Brothers in Their New
Act Prove to Be Strong
Attraction

OAKLAND, Oct. 1.-THE new show
at the Oakland Orpheum leaves little
to be desired. 1t reaches every class
of vaudeville habitue and more than
comes up to the usual high standard
long since established by the play
house.
The Howard Brothers, who won an
enviable reputation in the sketch
called 1.-The Hebrew Messenger Boy
and the Actor appear in a new act
This time they are The Porter and the
Salesman" and the merry wit and roll
licking fun that these two artists de-
liver comes close TO being of the white
water diamond sort. They are the talk
of the crowds and as heretofore are
proving the big drawing card
"Baseballitis," clever sketch pro-
duced by the Evers- Wisdom company,
is sure to catch hold of the baseball
fans of the city. The fun is fast and
furious. with climax that brings the
house down.
One of the best acts in vaudeville is
that of Fred Singer in The Violin
Maker of Cremona" His impersona-
ton of world famous violinists of the
past is almost perfect. The scene set
tings are beautiful. his makeups are
realistic and the entire effect is won
derful. principally by virtue of his own
great artistic ability.
'DinkelspieFs Christmas" has been
retained and will round out it's sue
cessfu1 engagement Saturday. Tom
Smith and the Three Peaches give a
clever melange of song and dancing,
and Lane and ODonnell. acrobatic
comedians; Linton and Lawrence in
The Piano Store" and Waterbury
Brothers and Teny, musical comedians,
give most pleasing performances.
rvf1 Ind
William Rock and Maude Fulton, who
have the reputation of being the high
est salaried dancing pair in vaude-
vile. Their engagement is expected
to be one of the important events of
the season.
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-12
THE FEAR OF HUMBUG
Prevents Many People From Trying
Good Medicine

Stomach troubles are so common and
in most cases so obstinate to cure thaS
people are apt to look with suspicion
on any remedy claiming TO be radical.
permanent cure for dyspepsia and IN
digestion Many such pride themselves
on their acuteness in never being num-
bugged. especially in medicines.
This fear OF being humbugged can be
carried too far. so far. in fact. that
many peopIe suffer for years with weak
digestion rather than risk little time
and money in faithfully testing the
claims made of a preparation so re-
liable and universally used as Stuart 5
Dyspepsia Tablets.
Now Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are
vastly different in ore important re-
spect from ordinary proprietary medi-
cines for the reason that they are not
a secret patent medicine. no secret is
made of their ingredients. but analy-
sis shows them to contain the natural
digestive ferments. pure aseptfc pePsin.
the digestive acids, Golden Seal. bis
muth. hydrastis and nux. They are not
cathartic. neither do they act power
fully on any organ. but they cure In
digestion on the common sense plan
Of digesting the food eaten thoroughly
before it has. time to ferment. sour and
cause the mischief. This is the only
secret of their success.
Cathartic pills never have and never
can cure indigestion and stomach trou-
bles. because they act entirely on the
bowels. whereas the whole trouble is
really in the stomach
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets taken
after meals digest the food That is all
there is to it, Food not digested or
half digested is poison, as it creates
gas. acidity. headaches. palpitation Of
the heart, loss of flesh and appetite and
many other troubles which are often
called by some other name
They are sold by druggists every
where at so cents per package.