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Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-13
OCCASIO IONAE
DRINKERS
Will Become HabItuat Drinkers

The NEAL internal treatment cures
the periodical, occasional or moderate
drinker, the habitual and excessive
drinker and the nervous man who has
to drink to keep from becoming more
nervous. 1t takes away all inclination
to drink, all desire and craving for
drink by neutralizing the poison Of
alcohol in the system and Kidding the
blood of the poison by a rapid process
Of elimination, leaving the drinker in
the same normal condition he was in
before tasting liquor, so far as the ef-
feet OF alcohol may be concerned-all
appetite for drink gone-and he a
new man.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-13
No NypodermIo Injections

The NEIL Internal treatment eff
fects a perfect cure in three days with
out hypodermic injections.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-13
institute or Home Treatment

II unable to come to the institute
send for the Home Treatment which
is Just as effective as Institute Treat
ment. Gail, write or phone for free
book and COPY Of contract; Neal Instl-
tute. Co.. O. b.. 1902 South Tenth St..
Omaha, Neb. All communication
strictly confidential. Bank references
given.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-13
a AUTHORITARIAN contraet

\ Guarantees Contract
A guaranteed bond and contract is
given each patient agreeing to effect a
perfect cure. or refund the money at
the end of the third day.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-13
a Modern Treatmsnt

THE NEAL Is A PHYSICIANS
CURE for the drink habit. It is the
most modern and perfect OF known
treatments, originated by physician
compounded by a physician, and ad'
ministered by experienced physicians.
The Neal Is g Physicians Cure
If you have taken a number OF old
cures and gone to drinking again
worse than before, what is the use OF
taking another old cure? The Neal is
the latest. improved, up-to.date, best
three day cure IN the world.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29
NO HEALTHY SKIN LEFT

My little son. boy OF five, broke
out with an itching rash. Three doc
tors prescribed for him. but he kept
getting worse until we could not dress
him any more. They finally advised
me to try q certain medical college.
but its treatment did no good. At
the time | was induced to try Cuu'
cura he was SO bad that ! had to cut
his hair of and put tho Cuticura Oint.
ment on him on bandages. us 1t was
impossible to touch him with the bare
hand. There was not one square inch
OF skin on his whole body that was
not affected. He was one mass OF
sores. The bandages used to stick to
his skin and in removing them II used
to take the skin OF with them, and
the screams from the poor child were
heartbreaking | began TO think that
he would never get well, but after the
second application of Cutlcura Oint'
ment I began to see signs OF improve
ment, and with the third and fourth
applications tho sores commenced to
dry up. His skin peeled off twenty
times, but It finally yielded to tho
treatment. Now | can say that he Is
entirely cured, and a stronger anc
healthier boy you never saw than ht
Is to-day, twelve years or more since
the cure was effected. Robert Wattam
114S Forty.eighth St, Chicago, III.
Oct 0, 1909"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29
OBSTINATE SPREAD
eczema QUICK
LY CURED

Mrs. VIM. G. Wood. Newark, N. j.,
writes.
"Resinol Ointment cured an obsu-
nate case of spreading Eczema on
my little ton year old boys leg. after
various other salves had signally
failed. Tho trouble had existed for
six months, and nothing seemed to
do any good until We procured a jar
OF Resinol. which quickly cured him.
II has now become household RENE
dy with US. Wo also have Resinol
Soap In daily use by the children. and
their Rldn, health and complexion are
perfect"
Resino! Ointmont can be positively
relied on to give instant relief and
quickly cure the :orturing skin dis.
eases Of infancy and childhood. For
eczema, netus rash, chafing, dishg-
uring pimples and itching eruptions Of
all kinds, Il Is a prompt and sure
remedy.
Every family should be safe-guarded
with Resinol Experimentation
Ointment to cure the skin troubles
that now and then occur; Resinol
Soap to use regularly for the toilet
and bath, to keep the akin pure and
healthy and preserve the complexion.
Resinol MedicRted Shaving Stick is
also the best and safest to use. be-
cause It keeps the face free from erup'
tons and prevents infection.
These preparations are sold at all
drug stores.
We send free on application valu'
able little booklet on Care OF the Skin
and Complexion. Send for Il Restnol
Chemical Co.. Baltimore, Md.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29
African Logic.

Dusky Driver clustering ladies from
steamer) Yes marm-dis way, marin;
ca'iagc to de hotel.
First Lady (hesltaung Mt step)--
And what will you charge?
d. Done dollar, marin.
Second Lady-Half dollar apiece.
when tho hotel Ia barely block away?
Why, we'd Just as lief
d. d. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS you
jest as lief go in do hotel bus? Dey
charges q quarter.
Ladies' On chorus) -Just rs lief.
d. d. with fourish)--Den step
right into de ca'ige. marin, an I'll take
yu fer de same as de bus--dey Is some
folks prefers de ca'ige and has to
charge cordln'!-Virginia Vintage.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications. they cannot reach tho d'-
ssssd mort .on OF the ear There Is only one way 70
rurn deafness and that "a by constitutional remcdrA
deafness Is caused by an hnamel cohah.9n % VIC
IIurgps timing Of the EustachiAn Tube. When Wis
tub, Is innamed you have a rumbling sound o. M
par'rr; hearing and when II Is cntlrcy closed Deaf
uss, "a the result and unless the Inflammation can pc
t.en out and thus tube restored 10 lis normal cCad-
tlll hearing wal be destroyed forever; nine cases
out " ten Ssc caused by CaAHh, when .olnhs
W. will give ono Hundred DollaFB for any casr ol
Deafness tcauscd by catarfhl that cannot BE- cured
Iy HAS CatArrh cure. Send Tor circulars, free.
s. }. CHENEY d CO. Toledo, o.
Sod by Durglsts Sc
lake Hairs Family Pt's for constipation
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29

Johnston killed Shiloh or John Morgan he c'a
OF his family in the pas-uhess III
o a question -
Al Yale cCng square muscular and heavy breasted slim at tho
of the football
and famous punger Socially he leader In all respects
profcson--ob
OF his university
and receiving $5OOOO annually IN
and tuition
some of Pbyterins back the Highlands
muscansbrough their teperamental
ccccuros them down their generations
inheritance Alexander
With ucCng the Mississippi should have maintained grave
ward Of his own employed undertaken in his enue
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29

time | began using Doan's Kidney
Pills and passed a gravel stone as
large as o pea. The next day i
passed two more and from then on
improved rapidly until cured"
Remember the name-Doans.
For sale by all dealers. so cents q
box.
Foster.Mllburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29
A Generous Gift.

you may say what you like against
young ministers. but have nothing
but praise for our young pastor the
pompous Mr.. Brown remarked, as he
passed out of the church. Nothing
but praise"
80 ! observed" dryly rctorted the
deacon who passed the platc.-liar'
per's.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29
Sclence and Cheese.

A medical authority kindly assures
us that as long as cheese isn't de-
cayed It will not affect the health OF
the consumer This Is fact that we
have suspected for considerable
time. But how is the ordinary cheese
epicure to detect the difference-un'
less he waits for results?
There is cheese so thoroughly dis
gulsed in the costume and aroma OF
decay that its proper standing on the
sanitary testing table would puzzle q
conjuror.
For instance, there Ia the brand
known as limburger.
But why pursue this subjectf
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29

sPOHN'S DISTENtPER CURE will
cure any possible case of DlSTEMPER,
PINK EYE. and the like among horses
OF all ages, and prevents all others in the
same stable from having the disease. Also
cures chicken cholera. and dog disteiupcr
Any good druggist can supply You, or send
to mfrs 80 cents and 500 a bottle. Agents
wanted. Free book. spohn Medical Co..
Spec. Contagious Diseases. Goshen. Ind.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29
Made Sure OF Death.

A student OF n school in Shinshu,
Japan, recently committed suicide by
jumping into the crater of Asama'
yama The tragedy was not discovered
until three days afterward. when some
documents left by the suicide near
the crater were picked up.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29
M'CLUNG FOR THE TREASURY

No longer young himself Franklin MacNeagh
OF the United States treasury is tho patron OF
youth He brought the north wind with him to
the fiat banks of tho yellow Potomac, Washing
ton correspondent asserts
So short coats, fancy vests and stick pins TO
match shirts and cravats-the visible symbols OF
n new class-haye displaced boots and rusty plug
hats in the somber Offices Of the nations treasury
Lee McClung the new treasurer Of tho United
States. is n bachelor OF forty, but boy when he
is compared with his anteduyian forerunners.
Meetings. blood Confederate though whiggish.
points to his politics with pretty certain guess
However, he makes no flourish OF his views, and
in his speech now accented by the east, he de-
clined TO mention John Marshall. the chief justice,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29
Unhappy Thought.

Just suppose the man who finally
obeys the latest demand OF fashion
and goes on his knees to propose,
finds he has had q moving picture
machine making material of him for
new comic film,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29

Ruffon Wratz--W'en a woman hands
out a slab O. lemon pie you make
long speech o. thanks. Wot's that fur?
Saymold Storey-rm fittin' myself
fur the Chawtauquay leetur' platform.
| thought told ye bout II long go.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29
Which Do You Like WorstY

This ia the greatest known way for
undecided people to make up their
minds.
None but n strong minded woman
can ever decide which Of two or three
hats she likes "the best" particularly
II they are all comcly.
Popular bellies have been known to
have similar troubles with their
sweethearts Which do I like best In
often momentous question.
Why not try the other way?
Decide which, OF men, or hats. or
attractive dates" you like the worst
and then proceed to eliminate.
From there you can factor out In
the grade Of desirability, until You
actually find yourself at a decision
because It, whatever It is, is the only
one left
The process is delightfully."- simple
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29

Dawes well beyond the onross OF civilization IN e @ r
OF FOR several
portion the cemen oil NeOu
and WyOmn
the of the Black ilH
the Of Chadron was eose
OF its inhabitants being gamblers
who uized the reputable inhabitants one
committee OF citizens called upon MN
one O. laughed at the idea
he awake all night and thought
breakfast usual but he m not
babe them goodby remarkng that he
quit the
saddg pony Chalron where he called upon
position on
public lie
quiet and orderly town as
there II the
Chadron four years during the uh
Office which he held SIX years
commission
ness He Isl owse OF Omaha
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29

HE sold flowers on e
through the aid OF Russian
Cavaleris debut In Madrid
great success In Europe as well
as in the --..- 49,.
lawyers who drew the
contained provision that CAVALIER was
stipulation made that this sum was to
separated divorced
Canr was anxious all he possessed There
o principally drawn by Cavaieris French
] that believed the trust fund S25OOO belong
@ r. Chan two the aimony allowed by tho
to wife
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29

screamed. I grew
worse and lay In bed
for weeks, tho only
relief being from by
podermics. l was
treated by three ply
sicians without help
and the last one said
an operation W n 8
necessary. AZ this
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29
THINK CHAMBER WAS DUPED

Mr. and Mrs. Robert Winthrop Chanler have
ecently been the topic for gossip In two CONT
nents II being alleged that Mrs Chanler trlcked
her husband into turning over to her his property
leaving him pcnniless. They were married IN
Paris June IS last Mr.. Chanler whose portrait
is here shown is connected with the Astofs OF
New York and is we'll known in society In that
CITY, He inherited large fortune and became
an artigt carly in life His first wife who was
Miss Julia r. Chamberlain, obtained a divorce
from him In France in 1908. Mr.. Chanler for
merly was sheriff Of Duchess county New York.
He Is a brother OF Stuyveaant Chanler, eXlcuten-
ant governor Of the Empire state Mrs Chanler
better known as Lima Cavalier is celebrated for
her great beauty az well as for her fine voice She
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29
BRITISH NURSE IN AMERICA

The experience Of a competent nurse In the
first stems of her humane though arduous mission
Is little history of itself This is exemplihed In
the career Of Miss Elizabeth Murray, who recently
came TO the United States to study up the meth
DDS Of our great hospitals. Her tour OF inspec
ton is later to take in the Philippine Islands ana
China, and she will return TO England TO go on
duty AT the military hospital in Devonshire.
The life of an active English army nurse Is one
y, great self.sacrllce and toll. There have been
instances In the career Of such where short ra'
tIons meant an onion day for food. Miss Muir
raw was brought up to ideal country life. excel
ling in athletics, and first attending the Stevens
hospital in Dublin. After her graduation she took
n six months course In fever cases IN London. ana
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29
Il Your Eyes Bother You

got box Of PETTIT'S EYE sALVE, old
reliable. most successful eye remedy made
All druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, NY
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29
Diplomatic.

mo, can never be your wife"
"What? Am never to be known as
the husband Of the beautiful Mrs.
SMITH"
She succumhed.-Ldpp
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29
pRoNlt6N,lfNTpf0pLr
8 Yzz2E75asgeY{
COWBOY MAYOR LOOKS HIGHER

James c. Dahlman. the cowboy mayor Oh
Omaha flushed by his success in securing tho
nomination for governor. has widenod his hela ot
ambition and 1t is said may become candica'o
for United States senator.
Dahlman was born In 1856 in the village ot
Yorktown, n place that was then right III '"o
range country. AS boy he received an eoUFH
tion such MS the town where he lived Afforded
hut when hardly out Of short pants he straddled n
horse and became a cowboy. All over the state
until 1890. he rode tho range. In 1890 ana "heh
the settlers commenced to encroach upon the Dig
stockmen of Texas. tho drive to the north com
nenced Dahman was among those VINO moved
and during that year followed big bunch OF
cattle across the country to Nebraska driving 70
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29
USED HYPopERMIcs.
Only Relief From Terrible Suffering.

Thomas r. Vest, 1906 8. 12th St.
Terre Haute, Ind. says: II had no
control over tho urine and the pain
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29

, ,, -ece,vea her Diploma belinda hospital Dublin
Whom sbo finally British reserve corps she was wei
Christian daughter oil queen VIC
eo'u nv oatIon has very rigid The applicant for admission
. n 81 good family and careful professional training
mus There is certain social me- TOO
s necessarily associate with inc wives Oh
officers at military posts ,a. so,o,os hor ,t. to tho
~ NJ others is a type the modern nurse whose skhea mS"a
80 n ytal life
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29

woman's sphere now seems to be the
whole earth
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29

Nothing enlarges the life like letting
the heart go out to others.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29

The wise know better than to try to
live on the spice OF lifo alone.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29

yep, Bill fell inter q beer vat an
nearly drownded; but dat aln't de
wurst of it. Dey pumped him out
when dey rescued him!"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29

Happiness grows at our own fire.
sides, and is not TO be picked up In
gtrangers galleries.-Douglas Jerrold-
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA. a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
Signature STa'o enc or&1M2Z1zu
In Use For Over 80 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29

Many reformers would go out TO
shoot gophers with brass band.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29

w NuTt yUT BUIh
ITO Jaytown."
well. you'd better hurry ~ you
wanter sleep indoors tonight. De jail
In dat burg closes at nine o'clock
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-29

A FLAVOR that ia usod the earin as lemon
or vanilla. BY dissolving graduated sugar In
water and adding Mapleine, delicious ayrip IL
made and a syrup better than maple. Mapleine
IL sold by Rrocers. Send 20 stamp for sample
and recipe book. Crescent Mfg. Co. Seattle.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-24
JONES
IS HEARD FROM
FORMER cAiRoITE, NOW IN oBAR
NEW MEXICO, is AGAIN MEN.
TONED IN THE oBAR PRO.
GRESS.

The Obar Progress, weekly paper
published at Obar, Quay county, New
Mexico, Is seldom printed without
some mention is made of the doings
Of a former Cairoite, Henry Jones
who is now called Colonel at Obar
The following excerpt is taken from
a late issue OF the Progress:
III. A. Jones had to take one Of his
little boys to Tucumcari Sunday for
dental work
THE little cnap had been put out
Of con mission by an liberated tooth.
MI Jones, having spent most OF
the summer at Obar, accommodating
health and choice real estate, will
leave in short time for the east in
the interest of Obars further le-
yelopment.
Col Jones has been Highly success
ful in interesting the investing public
in Obar.
He will be gone for an extended
trip but the family remains here,
"fney occupy the Perry ppace,
which the Colonel bought last spring
and has been making improvements
on all summer installing modern con-
yeniences in heating. hot and cold
water all through the house, BATH
room. etc. everything strictly up-to.
date" -
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-24

the same. a few bottles built up her
health and strength.
II took Peruna for q cold which set
tied in my kidneys, giving me much
pain. In two weeks ! was much better,
and in few months | was we'll"
For Liver and Kidneys.
Mr.. w. IL. Armistead, Cumberland,
G. H., Va, writes:
"Your peruna has cured me Of chronic
catarrh of long standing ! thank you
80 much for your advice. | think it is
u great medicine. 1t will do all thai.
you recommend it to do. Besides, can
recommend it TO cure all liver and kid
ney troubles"
Chronic Kidney rrOiible,
Judge g. j. Park, Il. +. ID. /, Buckhead,
Ga, writes:
For long time was troubled With
catarrh Of the kidneys, and after taking
Peruna feel like new man. | think
/. the greatest eatarrh medicine OF tho
a.,e, ana believe it Will cure any case VI
catggrh on record.n
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-24

was paid.
The ring toss man and the man
with the whirling boards, on which
ARE numbers to be shot at by the play
Ter. were ordered to quit business and
their trial set for next Friday They
were ordered to shut down because
the League considered their business
merely gaming scheme, as they
gave nothing in return for the money
invested except when the player GOV
|ered the article with a ring or hit the
number drawing prize.
The woman operating the candy
booth was not molested, as she gave
a nickel's worth of gum to every in
weston, whether he won a box of
candy or not
The question OF serving warrant
lon the manager of the monkey
scheme came up. In this game the
man who hit the monkey with a ball
received prize The monkey was
seldom hit, being able to dodge the
bali in almost every instance. The
bali was 4 soft one and was thrown
without much force.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-24
STATUE MATTER
WAS POSTPONED
G. A. r. CONVENTION ARGUED 3
HOURS ON GENERAL LEES
STATUE SETTLED PENSION
QUESTION.

Atlantic City, Sept. 23.--After a hot
debate Of three hours, the national en-.
campment of the G. A. r. at the final
session this afternoon indefinitely
postponed action on the matter re-,
lating to the controversy over piac-
ing the statue of Robert f. Lee in
statuary hall at the capitol at Wash.
.ington. The vote was 1873 to lj2.
The encampment rejected the prop
osItion recommending that congress
be asked to grant each Union veteran
a pension of 81 day for life. but en-
dofsed the bill relating to the pen.
sions of widows. 1t was recommend.
cd that pensions for veterans of G6
years OF age be increased from s1z
TO SIG month, 70 years, from SIS TO
$50, and Of IS years from 500 to s25 a
raonth.
the conservative element won the
DAY on the argument over the Lee
statue, saying that the bitterness en-
gendered by the civil war Is disap.
pearins, and that sectional hatred
should not be revived; that action
adverse to the Lee statue would do
more harm than wood; that the state
OF Virginia, under the act Of 1864, had
right to place a statue in statuary
hall
III
Following the debate the encamp-
ment installed the newly elected of.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-24
kldHeyS Affected Back Weak.

Mr.. NJ. Broderick, Secretary and
Treasurer Local Union No. l06, Inter
national Brotherhood Of Transfers,
writes from 49, Il. 46th ST., Chicago, ILL.,,
- follows:
81 have been suffering from weak
back and kidney trouble for some time,
and have been able to find relief only
through the use Of Peruna.
"During the winter season | usually
keep bottle of your medicine in the
house, and by taking dose at night /
am feeling fine the next morning.
Some Of my friends assure me that
Peruna is equally as good Tor their var
lous ailments as II is for my complaint,
but do know that for kidney trou bic
and suffering from n weak back it has
no equal"
Cold Settled In Kidneys.
Mr.. Joseph Klee, 20 East 18th St.,
Topeka, Kas., writes:
ANY wife took Peruna for liver trouble
and run down condition incident 10
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-24
LEGAL DECISIONS
chantecIer or the Barnyard Romeo

chantecler or the Barnyard Romeo
The word "ehantecler' is not OF
such descriptive character as to
preclude its exclusive appropriation
so held the court in Frohman and
others against Morris, Incorporated,
and others, 1913 New York Supplement
1910. and consequently Edmond Ros-
tand's play will alone grace the
boards under that name this season.
The court, in granting an injunction
against the use Of the word "chante.
clair" as the title of burlesque in
which most Of the characters were
harnyard fowls, said that though no
one intending to witness plaintiff S
play would possibly mistake the de-
PENDANTS performance for it, still the
power to distinguish would not save
the playgoer Who had gotten into the
wrong theater, as his money would be
spent and his evening irretrievably
lost. The decree, however, did not
interfere with the production of the
play under the title OF 1.-THE Barnyard
Romeo