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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-27
FINISHES LONG AUTO TRIP.
Banker Arrives Mt Ashe-
Vile. After Covering GOO Miles

AslhapviIla n. g., September 26.-Her-
bert s B. Race, president Of the Peo % Is
Sank Ps1 Of Jacksonville, Fla, arrived a1, IN
Asheville this afternoon in an au sapin
bile. after making aye reeo Jac ,p
. an9 As fv in Two and qne Rana
Who metori sna m ia ths
as al pa'" II a proposed highway be-
Tween tW,ee Jacksonville and Asheville. Re Ne
Race made run r. Of az For niles The s On
GAY aaW's nm Mr.. Race left Jack
s sor Saturday morning at o'clock,,
and and arrived in Asheville twen n.y.
minutes behind the schedule time.
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Rochelle Defeats Ituckcrsville.
ISnnct1 n tc, Thu I'll N ng ID sna oh. l

Rochelle, Va, September Pro
chelle defeated Ruckersville on the lat
ter's diamond Saturday by the score OF
10 to s. The fielding OF. the. locals was
almost perfect. Dovelfs pitching and
fielding was the feature. he having the
best of Powell In strike-outs. Roberts
played clean game at first for the
home team.
Batteries: Rochelle--Dovell, Eddins
and Hale; Ruckersville-Powell and
Morris. Empires, Messrs. Brooking and
Herndon.
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Enn,hnll on snturdny.

The first football game OF the, sea
son in Richmond will be played at
Byrd S,l park on Saturday afternoon be,
tween the First Regiment team ana
the aggregation from. Chestnut Hill.
About twenty OF the intantrymen are
snraciicinr Tor places on the team. the
personnel of the players having not
yet been selected, This team was not
defeated last season.
The regiment will play the. Tigers
one Of the strongest of local teams,
on October 8.
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OVERALL is HIT HARD

Boston, Mass, September 26.-Bos-
ton batted overall hard to-day and
defeated Chicago, 5 to 3. Sheckard
collided with Shortstop Sweeney at
second base and the latter player re-
ceived a slight conclusion of the brain,
which will keep him out of the game
for several days. The score:
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ELEVEN-lNNING GAME

Detroit, Mich, September 26,-New
York won an overtime game from De
troit to-day by score of to l. me
home team scored the first run OF the
dav in the eighth and three hits en-
abled the visitors to tie In the ninth
Three singles and Crawford's poor
throw produced the winning run IN the
a1oyerth The score:
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GAME ENDS IN TIE

Cleveland, Ohio, September 26.--
Cleveland and Boston played tie
game to-day, the contest being called
at the end Of the ninth, each team
scoring five runs. Collins saved the
game for Boston by holding Cleveland
down after Cicotte had been knocked
out of the box. The batting OF La
joie, Speaker and Stahl featured, La
joie making three doubles In four
ti,nes Mt hat The score:
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SAME SCORE IN BOTH GAMES

Brooklyn. N. Y. September 26.-Ef-
fectiye pitching by Scan!on and Rucker
won double header for Brooklyn from
Pittsburg to-day. The score In both
games was 4 to /. Scanlon was WIG
but kept the Pirates hits scattered
Rucker did not allow a hit after the
first inning. The second contest was
plaved in an hour and fourteen min
utes The scores:
FIRST GAME.
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co,tr,ct. and Releases.

~ yorL September 26.-President
NY. Meh of the National League, an,
no u the following contracts ana
ret contractsMWith Boston, w, Wilbur Y,
Goode; with Brooklyn, x. e, 0ou.S lsia
Michael Mich j. Corcoran; with New York
Reieases-By Cincinnati to rory
Wayne &c. LD, Young.
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NATIONAL LEAGUE

pIttsburg, 1; Brooklyn, tflrst
game).
Pittsburg, 1, Brooklyn, tsecond
garne).
chicago, 8; Boston, 8.
ST. Louis, 1; Philadelphia, Q.
Cincnnati-New York. rain.
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ECOND GAME
Totals 81 224 I Totals ..29 q IL
.Batted for White in eighth.

batteu 70. " r.
ototn W .lUopOOOU0-l
r ,', '''''''' '.. .2OOlOO10'--4
summary: Runs-Daubert, Wheat, Hum
mel, McElveen, McKechnie. Ihree-oase Sc, i'.,s
-Hummel, McElveen Home runIW Ir ~
sacrihce hlt-Davidson, Sacrihce tly--kad-
ing. Left on hases-Pittshurg, 2; sroek.yn,
?. First base on error-Brookiyn' 80 S S,nns
er Struck out-By White, !; by Lever
!; by Rucker. 6, Hi,s-oT White, IN an n,
n,nrs. off Lever. in inning, Time o.
game, l;li, Umpires, Risier ana
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EASY FOR PHILADELPHIA

Philadelphia, Pa, September "a
Nine of. Philadelphia's hits to-day
were punched in three innings, and
the home team easily defeated St.
Louis. 9 to l. Knabe was put out OF
the game for Directing to being caliea
out on strikes. The score:
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FIRST GAME,
Totals 90 "a Is 2 Totals ~ 90 10
.Batted for LeiAeld in ninth.

1,s ntoss W OIL
Brooklyn ~ 70 w,
Summary: Runs-kading, L'aVioson' s nu
nal Wheat Coulson. Two-base hits-Smith,
Miller. Sacrifice hits-Daubert. McElveen'
sacrifice tly-coulson. Left on bases-plsts-
burg, 0; Brooklyn, 5. First base on e e,ao.n
pittsburg. l. Stolen bases-Coulson, camp
belI Double plays-Smth 10 Hummel 20
DauDert. Hunmel to Smith 70 Daubert;
Kading to Wagner to Kading. First base on
balls--On Scanlon, s; OFF Leineio, D. e' MuuS
out-By. scanlon. 5; by Leiheld - :, VIZ w
n,tch--scanlon. Time of game, l'iS' C"''
pires, Ris!er and murray,
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Cleveland,

Totals .34 10 q II 3 Totals ...Ss s q . o
jackson, centre field and right field.
tBatted for Callahan in ninth.
tPurtell. third base and shortstop. :,
Score by Innings: H.
Rostnn .20oOoOO3V-5
Summary: Runs-Hohnhorst. jackson t2l'
Lajoie (2) Gardner. Speaker ca. stahl, COL
Inns Two-base hits-Lajoie (3>. Easteriy.
Hohnhorst. Stahl, Speaker (2). Three-base
hit-Stahl. Sacrifice hits-Callahan, Peckn-
paugh, Hooper ,2l Sacrifice fly-Turner..
Double play-Stahl (unassistedD. Hits-0t.
Cicotte, 6 in . innings none out IN Iniro' /.
in STA innings First base on balls-oll
Blanding, .; off Cico,te. l. Hit by pitch pitcher,
BY Blanding. CEngle); by Collins. ! I I.an
lahanj. Struck out-By Handing, I; by Fan
we'll /. by Cicotte, !; by Collins, 2. FRS
base on errors-Boston. 2. Left. on bases
Cleveland I: Boston. 6. Time OF game
hours Umpire, Evans.
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Day in the Big eagues
YESTERDAYS RESULTS
AMERICAN LEAGUE

New York, 3; Detroit, televen In
nings).
Boston, s., Cleveland, b.
westinghouse Chicago, rain.
Philadelphia Louis. rain.
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Summary: Runs-DonoVHH. paH'e1s' Caa,.
ner. Knight Two-base hits-chase, casey
Innes Cobb. First base on balls-ot,
yaughn, i. Hit by pitcher-By Vaughn ~,
IT, Jones). First base on e ri. 3. ne.
York. 2. Left on bases-New iorK' ;; nv hv
1 ponoyan, a. Double piay-Gardner to Chase;
Gardner to knight; o'Leary to \. 'o ,.ss
wild pitch-vaughn. Time OF game
Umpires, Dineen and Perrine.
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Totals ...ss s24l2 Totals ...sa q

Totals ...Ss 5 p z Totals ...s3 q II
M Brown, pitcher.
tBatted for NJ. Brown in ninth.
&c. Brown. pitcher.
Score by innings: n.
Boston ........-.................. y Vovoo - :.
Chicago .......-..................l w " W
Summary: Runs-Sellers. Shean Collins
Burg. c. Brown. Evcrs, Hoffman. Tinker
Two-base hits-C. Brown. Tinker. Ihree-'
play-sweeney to Shean. stolen base-Sheck-
ard Left on bases-Boston, .; Chicago o.
Hits-of overall. s in l-3 innings; on NJ.
Brown. In "a innings. First base on paiis
of C. Brown .; OFF overall. 8; of NJ
Brown, 8. First base on error-chicaso, !.
struck out-By c. Brown 8; by Overall .
by NJ Brown. .. Wild pitches-oVelal ~.
As. Umpires O'Day and Brennan.
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st, Louis.
Totals IN "a 10 2 Totals ...sl 10 .

Knabe, Walsh, Bates (2). Masee t2). Doom.
Two-base hit-Dooin. Threc-base hits-Ellls,
Hauser, Magee. Home run-Bates. Sacrifice
hit-Bates. Double pays-Doolan to knabe
10 Bransheld; Doolan to Bransteld: Hauser
to Higgins to Konetchy; Higgins to Hauser
TO Konetchy stolen bases-Magee (2), Doc
in, Brennan. Struck out-By Golden. s; by
Brennan, 3. Left on bases-st. Louis, 2:
Philadelphia. .. First base on balls-ott
Golden. 3; off Brennan. g. First base on e.-
ror-Phiadelphia, 1. Time OF game l'SA.
Umpires, KLEIN and Kane.
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Pittsburg at Brooklyn
Chicago at Boston
Cincinnati at New York.
ST. Louis at Philadelphia.
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Standing Of the Clubs.
Where They Play To-Day,

New York at Detroit.
philadelphia at St Louis.
Boston at Cleveland.
washington at Chicago.
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The Woman s College,

RICHMOND, VIRGINIA,
offers unsurpassed advantages to stu
dents of the city Faculty not excellea
by that of any school in the South fot
Young ladies-eight men. eighteen wo-
men. Dr., Nelson and Professor Martin
will be at the college to confer WIN
any who may desire to enter FOR neAs
session. which begins on the 21th ~
slant
Terms moderate. Send for catalogue'
President
Phone Madison 1881
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GROCERIES
Best values for the least money
our two stores.

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Quart Mason's Jars, porcelain
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Half gallons. per dozen .....13c
Fat Spring Chickens, pound &c
$500 bottles Duffy Malt Whisky SIC
Small New Potatoes, peck. 800. lUc
Swift Pride Soap. Z for 25c
Old Rye Whiskey, gallon .....S2;oo
Large Juicy Lemons, dozen ....2Oc
LARGE New Irish Potatoes, per
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Cream Cheese, per pound 100. y zoc
Try our Acc Green or Mixed lea
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Extra Large Fat Mackerel, 6 for. .25c
Old Virginia Herring Roe, in 2-lb.
Best SO Quality it Oats at ). per bushel, .4sc
Smoked California Hams, per h.. l4c
Elcin Butter, per pound ........32c
Whole Grain Rice, per lb......... SC
Early June Peas, ; cans for.......25c
New Rolled Oats, package &c
Hamilton Roasted Coffee, LIB,
packages ........s.5.,. .........l2 c
Extra Fine Prunes, perlb. ........5c
2 cans Tomatoes for soup. .........5c
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Potted Ham or Tongue, per can &c
Va. Pride Coffee, per ID. .........16c.
Fresh Elgin Butter, pound .,..33c
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ADJUSTMENTS.

Diiou-"school Days." matinee and
night.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-04-08
Baby s1eep1ess with Awful Itching

Baby SIeepIess with Awful Itching.
when our baby was seven weeks
old he broke out with what we
thought was heat, but which gradually
grew worse. We called in a doctor.
He said it was eczema and from that
time we doctored six months with
three Of the best doctors in Atchison
but he only got worse. His face, head
and hands were a solid sore. There
was no end to the suffering for him.
We had to tie his little hands to
keep him from scratching. He never
knew what it was to sleep we'll from
the time he took the disease until he
was cured. He kept us awake all
hours of the night and his health
wasn't what you would call good. We
tried everything but the right thing.
Finally l got set of the CuticQra
Remedies and I am pleased to say
we did not use all of them until he
was cured We have waited a year
and a half to see if it would return
but it never has and to-day his skin
is clear and fair as it possibly could
be. | hope Cuticura may save some
one else's little ones suffering and
also their pocket books. John Leason,
1903 Atchison St, Atchison, Kan, Oct.
10, 1902
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-04-08

me IN agent of the peace;" disorderly ruff
h hans are given a picturesque touch by
!o.eelng called 'apaches," "brigands, or
nandlts,' and one who spouts and gives
himself airs is ridiculed as a 'cabotin. >
a tarc7eur," or ''poseur." The love of
poetlcal expression descriptive of natural
beauties shows itself in the familiar
phrases, the Cote d'Azur, the Cote
d EmIteraude, and the Cote dor. 1t
would never occur to an Englishman to
call his mother-in-law his beautiful
mother, tbele-merey, as the Frenchman
ooes; Nor can | quite make out why
FRENCH mother should smother her
baby with kisses while she calls it her
httie wolf A moment later you may
see ner caressing it tenderly, while she
addresses 1t in such endearing terms as
her little rabbit or her dear little cab
Ip 2;5aa, her Te petit Jesus" Or her little
sldney II a man talks French imper-
ffectly, he is said to speak it like a
Spanish COW, and if you want to insult
your nelghbor very badly tell him he
IS furnace.-Paris Cor of the London
Globe.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-04-08
A WIFE-HUNTER.
Great Grandson of Marie AntOinette
Coming to New York.

A brilliant and eccentric fete has just
been given in Paris, in honor of Prince
Charles Louis de Bourbon, for the pur-
pose of celebrating his proposed trip to
America whittier he is to go in search of
an heiress. Prince Charles claims
to be the great-grandson of Marie An
toinette and Louis the Sixteenth. If this
be SO, then his eldest brother, Prince
] can, is heir to the throne of France, and
not the Duke dOrleans. who belongs to
the younger branch of the Bourbons.
Prince Charles does not conceal the OBJ
ject of his visit to America, and as he is
quite handsome his chances of winning
great heiress are very good. His young
er brother, Prince Louis Edward, want
ed to accompany him in quest of a wife,
but his guardian, Count De Grandecourt,
declined to put up the money for the
trip. 1t may be added that Prince
Charles Louis, although claiming to be
the great-grandson of a King of France,
is a salesman for an automobile firm.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-04-08
The Hirsch Fund.

Withdrawal of part or all of the sup
port of the Baron de Hirsch fund from
the Educational Alliance classes for chill
dren of Yiddish speaking immigrants
will not mean abandonment of this first
step to Americanize foreigners. Louis
Marshall, trustee of the alliance, ex-
plains the situation as follows: There
is an inclination on the part of the
board of education to take over the day
classes. If that is done the Hirsch fund
officers think no doubt their contribution
might go to other purposes. We would
still continue the evening classes. how
ever. Teaching English to these chill
dren will not be abandoned"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-04-08
SERVANT PROBLEM IN AFRICA
Exclusively Men and Said to Be the I'm
tidieSt on Earth

Servants are an absolute necessity in
africa, declares a woman writer in The
Dellneator. But next to the climate and
the insects, the native servants are the
greatest pests. Even the best of them
are the worst imaginable. They delight
III grease, rags and dirt They never do
anything if they can avoid it.
Servants are all of the male gender.
they are engaged by the month and paid
IN cash or merchandise, at their option.
Ihe principal servants are cook. house
boy, small boy, jackwash and headman
was very fortunate i'll getting one.
his wages were So month, cash, and
all he could steal. He dressed in an I'M
derShlrt and the caSt-Off trousers of some
white man. At the end of the month,
when he received his wages, most of it
went Tor rum and anlSette bought at the
factory. When the money was gone he
tapped palm tree and drank of its fer
mented juice. No matter how intOxicat-
ed he became his meals were always on
time and he was polite and deferential
lie called me Missy.
Because we both spoke English and
he was British subject, he looked after
me in way. He instructed the BUSH
men how to act and dress before a white
woman. He warned me when there was
any mischief brewing, and when he got
into trouble, which was very frequently,
~ looked 10 me Tor aid. But he never
forgot his position.
He was small slight, So years of age
could read and write, and sing Moody
and Sankey hymns. He came into my
employ the day | landed in the bush and
left me only when l took the steamer
at the coast to return to civilizations. On
the march, he was the first to start
away with the cooking kit on his head ;
upon my arrical in camp he met me with
hot coffee No matter how diScOur1 pinp.
the conditions. he was faithful Had
raked all Africa l could not have found
a more faithful servant. Only those who
have lived in the bush can appreciate
such a one. If native cooks do not like
their master, they have a habit of feed
ing him slow poison. Many white man
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-04-08
RocKEFELLER's PHILANTHROPY.
It's Scope Is Explained by a Legal KEEP
resentative.

'.T'be very purpose of the donor is that
tho scone of this Foundation shall De
without definite limits: that 1t shaI ne
90 elastic that it may respond to the de-
mends of humanity as the years go by
nnd may fit itself from time to time to
needs as they may arise. The charities
If +he Fourteenth century are not Ine
cbor;ties of the Twentieth century me
obar;tioc of the Twentieth century VIII
not ha tbe charities of the Twenty-hrst
non+nrv. and it is eminently deslrable,
- seems to me. that the tendency OF phll-
',thronv in the future should be that
tbn load hand should be removed from
charitable beouests and that the power
- determine to what specific obJects
tbny should be applied should be LETT III
tbo hands of living men, who can Judge
of Tho necessities and of the needs IN the
Gcbt of the knowledge which they nave
a ,7 Contemporaries. and not that they shai
end their hands tied by the Will OF the
,lnn who is long years dead. The WIS
In, of living men will always exceed tue
wisdom of any man, however Wise' "ho
has been long since dead.
Tn these words the aims and purposes
&c tho Rockefeller Foundation were Out
I;ned at Washington before the oelIate
,onmittee on the District OF Goltilhoi,a'
Inv Starr J. Murphy of New 1orh' 'He
IcgaI representative of the OIL KING III
h;S charities. in arguing for the oln 70
;1nornorate the Rockefeller Foundltloh.
A. the conclusion of his eXpIanatlon
e. vorahle report was ordered. Ihere Was
no 5issenting voice. The report VIII De
forrnuIotpd by Mr.. Gallinger- VINO oItered
no bin, and submitted 1t TO the oeiia'e
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-04-08
ROSY COLOR
reduced by Postum.

reduced by Postum.
Ven a person rises from each
WIN a ringing in the ears and
"a1 sense Of nervousness, it is a
WI Aaojt to charge it to a de-
- stomach
.-''I 1t was caused from drink
~55 which l never suspected
,y~S time, but found by leaving
Vt mat the disagreeable feelings
- brought TO think of the sub
S7'|Ag some Postum and this
-, NE out of trouble.
f. most appetizing and invig-
average and has been of such
.~sIl to me that I naturally
~,:. IL from time to time as op-
,,s ~ '.'enJ complained to me that
,,,, Ny" i~SJum, but 1t did not
% s.Y~ In reply to my question
!, ~ she guessed she boiled it
I, y, !" minutes. I advised her to
h directions and know that she
r,~, I'.een or twenty minutes, and
,s,-.. nave something worth talk
,.b \ short time ago I heard
ill., y4l-dHen say that they were
T. FoStam nowadays, so l
b y succeeded in making it good,
d - 10 means a difficult task.
s,,r So4 Of enc of my friends was
.s,.,, f." g3.e lad, but since he has
q = .,,ls Postum, has a fine color.
.,,>.. .,eAty of evidence that Pos
&,sr. '' does make red blood, as
Al --+, trademark says"
b ne Road to Wellville," found
]. there's a Reason"
pa SAD the above letter? A
A., 1ppHaTs from time to time.
b n. se"Hine, true, and full of
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-04-08
An Albatross Off Soundings.

The capture of a large albatross,
measuring FIVE feet from tip to tip of
wings, in Wayne County, Indiana, few
days ago, illustrates the wonderful power
of flight of this interesting bird. The
albatross is a sea bird, and in all prob
ability this specimen was on its way
from the Southern Atlantic to the North
ern Pacific when hunger caused it TO
come to earth in Indiana. Sailors have
encountered the albatross in midocean,
a thousand and more miles from land.
but SO far as is known this is the first
time that one of these birds has been
found so far inland.-Springfeld Union.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-04-08
The Crusade Against Noises.

Mrs. Isaac L. Rice's Society for the
Prevention of Unnecessary Noise held
meeting recently in Mrs. Rice's apart
ments in the Hotel Ansonia, New York
The organization is opposed to frecrack-
ers and fireworks, automobile horns,
whistles. belts. church chimes, yelling
pinwheels, revolvers, cannons. muskets.
torpedoes. the exhaust from the exhaust
pipe. shouting. cries of Zine up" old
clothes" and umbrellas to mend.' brass
bands and forty-seven other things, all
of which were mentioned in the course
of the addresses
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-04-08

Write Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
for 48-page illustrated Eye Book Free.
Write all about Your Eye Trouble and
they will advise as to the Proper Appli-
cation of the Murine Eye Remedies in
Your Special Case Your Druggist will
tell YOU that Murine Relieves Sore Eyes,
Strengthens Weak Eyes, Doesn't Smart,
Soothes Eye Pain, and sells for soc. Try
1t in Your Eyes and in Baby's Eyes for
Scaly EyeHds and Granulation.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-04-08

hardly drag myself across the floor.
Doan's Kidney Pills have done won
ders for me- / feel strong and sound
since using them, my back hardly
ever hurts and the other troubles are
gone"
Remember the name-Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. SO cents box. Foster
Milburn Co, Buffalo, n. Y.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-04-08
Don't Mention It.

The politest man in Boston collided vio-
lently with another man on the street.
The second man was angry. My dear
sir said the polite one with bow, Il
don't know which of us is to blame for
this encounter. If l ran into you, | beg
your pardon; if you ran into me, don't
mention it.'-Success Magazine.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-04-08

Twelve years kidney
disorders distressed
me. My back ached,
my appeti it e was
poor, my eyes1ght
f allied m e an d
nervousness and dir
zy spells afflicted me.
Finally my hands
and arms got practic-
ally paralyzed, and l
was so weak / could
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-04-08
Children Who Are SfckIv.

Mothers should never be without a box
of Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chill
dren. They break up colds in "a hours,
cure Feverishness, Constipation, Headache,
Teething Disorders and Stomach Trou-
bles. Over 10000 testimonials. At all
Druggists, Csc Ask to-day. Sample mailed
FREE. Address, Allen S. Olmsted. LIE
Roy, N. Y,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-04-08
Numbering the Language.

THAT fellow drawls his as and drops
his his continually. He has the great
est respect for everything English
Yes replied Miss Cayenne; every
thing except the English language. y
Washington Star.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-04-08
Love Of Picturesque in France.

When man is sentenced to term I'm
,f cn n in this country they do
not say he has been sent to prison. eL: tney
describe it as being put IN ane f fha man
11,ibo hits YOU over the head if you don't
', l,u on when he orders you, is IN France
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-04-08
Exact Data Lacking.

Collector-How many more time have
l got to come here with this bill?
Debtor-HOw many times have you
been here before?
Collector-This is my tenth call
Debtor-Well, sir, to use the words of
a great patriot and orator. quote from
memory know no way of judging the
future but by the past.-Chicago Trib
une.