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Evening journal., 1910-07-28

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Sunshine Society headquarters. room COZ
Equitable Building Market ami Ninth
streets. Lady in attendance from ten in
the morning until two in the afternoon
d. and A. Phone 2156A. Office hours Of
the State President from one until two
p. m. each day. President General, Mrs.
Cynthia Westover Alden, SO Fifth avenue.
New York. coiors. yellow and white.
Motto:
Have you had a kindness shownf
Pass II on.
'Twssnot given to you alens.
Pass it on.
Let It travel down the years,
LIT It wipe another's tears,
Till in heaven the deed appears.
Pass It on.
Delaware State president. Miss Eliza
beth r. Groves, Eighteenth and West. ID.
end A. Phone s0O7A.
Delaware State color. peacock blue.
Delaware Division OF the International
Delaware State motto, 1--WE Serve"
The object of the International Sun
shine Society is to incite its members to
the performance of kind and helpful
deeds, and thus bring the sunshine Of
happiness into the greatest number Of
hearts and homes All correspondence
should be addressed to the State Presi-
dent. Room 5oe Equitable Building All
letters requiring an answer should con-
tain self-addressed stamped envelope.
All correspondence intended for this
paper should be sent not later than Mon
day afternoon to E. May Bacon, 1903
Maryland avenue.
Success attended the efforts of the
various branches of the Sunshine So
ciety at their carnival held at Kirk
wood Park last week. While IL was
interfered with early in the week
by the weather, the conditions we're
better later in the week and the at
tendance was large each night. The
success of the undertaking was due
largely to hard work on the part of
individual members.
The Sunshine Society is engaged in
a cOmmendable work all the year
round, and as this is generally known,
It was not surprising that the public
was willing and anxious to contribute
it's mite toward the fund which II re-
quires to carry on this work.
Sunshine wishes to thank their
many friends who in any way con-
tributed toward making the carnival
a success.
A sale of homemade bread, cakes
and pies will be held on the lawn of
Mr.. Kleitz, Twenty-third and Wash
ington streets, Saturday morning,
July Both. by the Sunshine Society.
In the evening OF the same date and
at the same place q festival will be
held. Ice cream, cake and homo
made candy for sale. This is for the
benefit of little girl who has under
gone an operation.
There will be a meeting of the Old
Swedes Branch Thursday evening at
the home of Mrs. Heal, 419 East Tenth
street. All members are asked to
bring either tickets or the money, as
we want to make settlement for the
carnival tickets sold.
A meeting of all committees is call
ed for Friday evening, July 20, at the
home of Miss Groves, Eighteenth and
West street Every one try to be
there, for we want TO settle in full
for our recent carnival held in Kirk
wood Park.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-24
PENCIL POlN t S

But Lorimer won't have to alone There's ea!nser
Hale health him out Of the race for
the Maine senatorship.
doctor him now
Well, isn't always fatal Cheer up!
again through Hardnss candidacy
Ohio Comes the which?
Fascnaors the old style coming again this fall fashion
the hat pin holes IN ees
King hunting rabbit all by himself And
blamed word telling how the beast hooed
when dying.
Theosophss Alexander Caesar and Ma
poleon Bill Barnes
of New York.
There the world according to
statistics according ne of them
busy evrey time we want to ask friend to ask us to lunch
Lonseows Nightingale off, "Lo! In that
Some of EN- lays for them
with with rolling pins, merely with jaw hung on
-ballbearings All depends on the lady. Henry.
published Sweetest things In Dallas
the kisses girl fireman who saved her we
that editor with How Know
sr?" unless he the home OF his paper
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-24
BY FRED SCHAEFER.

GELIEBTER ADOLF - Much
oblitched. Your insulting letter ISIS
receifed und l tank you for reading
me ouid of der Oft Quart. Der negst
day Maine vent demogratig.
1 would nod quarrel NIT you, null.
lose.
l notiss dot CONGRESSMAN w. p.
Mckinley, Won of our most statu-
esque patstanders, hass been spout
ing in aboiud all der stades vich hat
been rude to der Oft Quart. McKin-
ley fss der fiddle red hose cart vich
dey call ouid to put down incipient
blazes. But diss year venefer he
arrifed der conflagelation spread to
der atchoining PROPERTY. Eff he
don'd look a fiddle ouid he will be
in der repairs shop NIT Chloe Can
non.
Chloe used to be der great water
tower NIT dres svite horses going
matly to der scene of der fire. He
always drofe himseluf, wearing a
panatella speaking trumpet und
hiss slouch halo pulled down ofer
hiss eyes, und ven he voult gallop to
we're der patstanders wass chump.
ing ouid of der windows, der DISTRICT
voult go confessional by in
creased matchority. He coult, as a
rule, spit carelessly on smolterine
discomfort und put i'd ouid nit only
dametch by water.
Veil, after der late lamentet SEES
sion he vent ouid to splash der in.
censed voters vich hat sent him in
surtchents to Washington instead OF
cloding store dummies. But all vot
come ouid of his nozzle listened like
compressed air. 'Blease," he said
in injurious sort of tone, 1--WE are
lartchly oferstocked NIT insurch
ents. We half troubles getting rid
of dem. Dey make ferry punk
window DISPLAY. und alzo day are
continually falling off der shells
und hurting me on der coco. Der
olt kint, NIT glass eyes unit paper
mache heads, ISIS much better. We
coult fill goot many more orters
eff We hat dot KNIT"
| dink Kansas wass Won of der
principal places we're dey dit nod
cheer Chloe to der echo. Der crowt
mate noise like a horse ven id ISIS
amused und put more COnkres-
sional Recorts on der bonfire. Bill
left and Nick Longwort quick
pulled Chloe back to der heatquar
tiers und propped der door shut on
der ouidsite. VOnce in a vile you
can hear him pointing on der door
und pleading to b elet ouid ven he
hears der choker ring. But dey are
nod letting him ouid. Der Oft Quart
now hass idea he ISIS nod efen a
liant extinguisher. Especially since
der odder day ven he mate a oxhib
ition run ad home NIT hiss brass
shined up and loadet down NIT
floral bootjacks und cuspitOrs, und
nearly dit nod find der way back to
der town hall. Uncle Chloe is done
Maybe efen der villetch fire depart
mend of Oonville von'd miss him.
But you, obese lOafer, still stant
on der curbstOne unter green cot
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-24
TEN MINUTES I'm
LAND OF STORIES

You owned me body. and soul, and
now that am dead and a spook
I've returned to haunt you-to
hau-u-u-nt you"
The last words the ghost drew
out in tones that would bring the
cold shivers to the sturdiest spine.
James shuddered, as though he
felt a draft from the regions Of the
aurora borealis. His teeth chat
tered. His hair stood on end. in the
meantime turning snowy white be-
fore the ghosts very eyes.
Il served you faithfully"
James muttered at last.
TOO faithfully" the ghost de-
clared. your companionship was
insufferable to me. When l was on
the same plane with yourself you
were my master: If we were again
on the same plane, you would again
be my master and l would again be
afraid of you. But, now that l am
transported, l am YOUR master,
and from now on l shall haunt you
nightly"
nave IltICy. I1dNC InCiCys
pleaded the wretched James.
NO" cried the ghost, 'for your
sins in forcing me to wear a white
cravat when / wished to wear red
one, for your sins in making me
appear in evening clothes punItIRl-
ly at o'clock, l shall hau1 ,ytQ.
Goodby for the present"
The ghost passed through the
bedroom door, noting with satisfac.
ton as he went that the very raft.
ers of the substantial building were
shaking with the fearful shiyeri1e
of James. The ghost floatedV Ol %
the stairs, through the han an
passed through the front Doors Out
side it paused for a moment to
smack it's lips. 1t turned for an
other look at its former home and
was filled with dismay. Hurrying
toward it was the form of Japnet
now diaphanous and ghostlyl lit6
itself.
"What-what is 1t, james," ques-
toned the ghost, a mighty fear
struggling at it's heart.
You scared me to DEATH" the
ghost of James replied, with a
huge laugh. land I've brought your
pink pajamas to put on instead of
that nightrobe!"
AS it spoke the ghost of James
walked forward.
But the ghost of the master
stopped to hear no more. With a
wild shrek of dismay, it picked up
its long skirts and ran like the
wind out into the realms of space.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-24

knocks and then, in its horrible
mirth, laughed aloud, a long, rau,
cous laugh.
There was a stirring within ,as
of one fearsomely aroused from
sweet slumber.
who's there?" came in quaver.
ingtones. at last. from the other
side of the door.
For answer the ghost passed
through the door and into the
room. Sitting in the middle of a
big bed, with the bedclothes drawn
closely around him, was stout
Englishman. an expression of alb
ject fear upon his face. At this
man the ghost pointed a bony and
filmy finger.
James" the ghost muttered in
awesome tones. for 80 years you
were my man servant and for 80
years you lorded II over me- For 80
years ! lived in daily fear of you.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-24
KIMBALL NOW WALLA
WALLA PASTOR

The Rev. DR.. Clarence o. Kim
ball, pastor of the Vincent M. e.
church of this city for four years,
leaves Spokane today for Walla
Walla, where he will become pastor
of the First M. E. church of that
city. His new church is the old
est church in the Columbia river
conference. DR.. Kimball was a
man of wide interests in Spokane,
being secretary of the conference
this year and president of the min
isterial association. He is a grad
uate of McKendree college, ILL.,,
and the title of D. d. was conferred
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-24
MOST anything
JOSH WISE SAYS:
Where there's four gals
in, a family tn younges'
allus wears tn pink sun
bunnit. -

Do you remember?
The meat boycott.
The $29.O0O,O00 fine.
The Maine.
Charlie Ross.
Australian farmers who have
lost through potato blight have in
vented sprayer that treats five
rows at once.
81 defy any one to name any
thing that has caused so many
downfalls as rum." shouted the
temperance orator.
How about banana skins ?"
piped up the man with the red nose
in the gallery.
The cotton crop on September I
was 9 per cent better than on Sep
TENDER I last year.
DID YOU KNOW THAT
Ollie James of Kentucky got his
start" as a lawmaker as a page in
the Kentucky legislature back in
1887?
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-24
BY a Pessimist.

Aviator in the sky,
In your biplane like a coop,
Do you wonder, as you fly,
What would happen IL you'd
swoOp
From the height at which you
wing
Down to the earth ere you could
jump,
Landing somewhere with a bump ?
Aviator, hires the sting!
Aviator, going some
At a mile-a-minute jog,
Don't you fear the time will come
When some jigger slips it's cog,
Letting you drop down so fast
That your remnants fill tub
When the search for them is past ?
Aviator, there's the rub!
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-24

Pluck. push and perseverance are
all essential to financial success. A
systematic system of saving is OF
equal Importance; and this often
has its beginning with the opening
of little savings account. Possibly
you would like to talk with us about
the matter. Deposits made now
draw interest from October / at 4
per cent, If deposited with the Spo-
kane & Eastern Trust Co., north
west corner Howard and Sprague.
zee
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-24

Deposits made by married women
or by children are subject to their
personal control Such deposits are
payable to them, regardless of hus-
band, parent or guardian. Deposits
made now draw interest from OctO-
Der 1 at per cent if deposited with
the Spokane & Eastern Trust Co..
northwest corner of Howard and
Sprague.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-24

There are 119,131 paupers in Lon
don. In 1872 there were 107,337.
French insurance companies will
not insure aviators, but will insure
other people against injury by avi-
ators, however.
There are e42,837 persons in Eng
land and Wales receiving some kind
Of aid from the state.
One death out Of five in the
United States last year was an in
FAINT less than q year old.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-24

upon him by Willamette university,
he being a member of the board of
trustees of that institution as well
as of the University of Denver and
McKendree college.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-24
THE GHOST THAT RAN.
BY Frank II. Williams.

The tall, angular whost smacked
it's thin lips in gleeful anticipation
as it passed through the solid oak
en- door of the house In which it
had lived on earth. Down the an
cient hall it flOated. malignant
grin distorting it's face. Up the
broad stairs it mounted and finally
paused before a bedroom door Up
on this door it gave three sepulchal
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-24
TO ADDRESS JEWISH CITIZENS

Isaac SWEET. judge of the SUI
perior court of Portland. Ore, and
president OF the district grand
lodge of the Independent Order of
B'Nai Birth, will address the Jew
ish citizens of Spokane at an open
meeting to be held at the Temple
Emmanuel, Third and Madison
streets, on September Is.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-24
Spokane, Washington
Sept. "a, 1910
FAIR EXCHANGE NO ROBBERY.

Eighty acres Of partially I'M
proved land were sold to Ferris B.
Manning yesterday for $500, and a
house and lot valued at $4,000. The
property Is about nine miles from
Spokane ON Pleasant Prairie.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-24
OSCAR Delivers a Elegy on Chloe Cannon

vonce dot Great Statesman Wass
der Main Fire Apparatus, But
Now der Wit Alarums Ring Ouid
und Dey voult Raider Send a
Bale Of excelsior to Put Ouid der
Flames of Revolt,
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-24
SIMPLE ARITHMETIC

ssWhat do you think of Parson Brown marrying those
twin couplesf"
well, putting two and two together, should say he
Officiated at double Wedding,
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-24

HHv1 . . o . . . Q . Q . . - .
~. MOVING PICTURES KEEP HOP PIcKERs HOME.
Herman Klauber OF Tacoma, the
yards In that Of this and installed moving
= picture show to keep the plckers at work
Now instead wandering surrounding the
s VISIT ne moving pictures and always ready for work
r n ~ morninG
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-24

The Spokan Press, Delivered, Tor
IS Cents a Month.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-24
The
Child
Who Saves

cannot be extravagant,
lmprovident or Wasteful.
He cannot acquire hab-
its or traits that ne 10
sure to lncuicate II
every penny or nlekle no
gets is allowed to slip
through his fingers. He
cannot be loose, shift.<'
less or careless. He 10
fortified against the
dangers that often over
wheIm the young man
who comes into larger
sums Of money before
having learned how to
take care Of smaller
ones. In short, the boy.
who saves builds char
acter; builds it to his
material advantage. We
will help him with
40 Interest
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-24

ton umbrella Waiting for Uncle Chloe
to rumble by. But all dot you see
rumble by ISIS der crowt going to
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1910-03-03
SURELY is KING OF LETTERS
Importance of the Letter &c" Will BE
Accorded After a PerusaI of
This Article.

What letter of the alphabet out.
shines all the rest. and reigns king
over all the others? 1t came first with
God. and it will end in all things. 1t
is In what Is most valuable to men
gold and gems that glitter-and you
will find it even in the middle of a
fight and in the gamblers den.
And it even stoops to conquer in
the most inferior objects, in the goat,
while he kicks up his heels and horns,
and in the hog-in fact. in all pigs.
1t is in our faithful friend, the dog,
while at our feet we find it in the
green grass; and how could we build
a house except for the ground where
it begins? Just see how it sticks to
us in gum like glue. and in the middle
of the night, be it never so dark. It
can be made to shine.
While 1t commences in the most
great, grand and glorious things of
earth, it ends in the most gruesome
of all, the grave. You will find it in
the best and in the worst, even in
garbage. In what is it more glorious
than in our flag that waves, then
droops over the grave of the soldier ?
And then this wonderful letter imme-
diately arises and perches itself right
in the center of our great and glori-
GUS American eagle.
Who can dispute that the letter &C"
Is the king of letters?
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1910-03-03
MAKE A FETCH OF CUSTOM
incidents That Show How Slowly
Changes Are Made In Euro.
pean Countries.

Some amusing incidents are told Of
how slowly things move in the older
countries. and how hard it is to stop
them. once they start. The Westmin-
ster Gazette tells of Cossack being
Kept on guard day and night at a GER
tain spot on one of the lawns at Peter
hof. until somebody raised the ques-
ton as to just why he was stationed
there. Nobody knew When old rec.
ords were turned up and q great deal
of research had been carried through,
1t was found that Catherine l. had
once passed that way and. admiring q
crocus that then grew on the spot,
had ordered that the blossom be pro-
tected. Cossacks relieved one an.
other through the centuries after that,
although the crocus had long ago per.
ished. like the woman who loved it.
In another instance it was the Brit
fsh house Of commons that afforded
the story. A policeman was one day
noticed pacing back and forth in one
of the Hobbies, strolling up and down,
always keeping members to one side.
A member asked the question, why
was the sentry stationed there? No
body knew, and everybody was struck
by the absurdity of his being there at
all. now that somebody had called at
tention to him. After much study of
archives. it was unearthed that some
60 or 20 years before the lobby had
been painted, and a policeman had
been placed on duty to keep members
from soiling their clothes on the paint.
Nobody had ever remembered to re.
call the order that placed him there,
and he-or his succcessors-paced on
and on, for half century after the
paint was dry and dimmed
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1910-03-03
Bringing Up Children.

There are plenty of debatable points
about how to bring up child. Shall
he use right hand and left equally:
Shall he toddle to kindergarten at 4:
or run wild, untaught till Z? Shall he
ever under any circumstances be
spanked? The world is not agreed.
But on one subject enlightened opin
ion is unanimous. Children must not
be scared.
A shock is never justifiable. There
fore. when there is screaming at the
sea dip we temper the ordeal to swim
ming baths. For that fear of the dark
that comes sometimes, no one knows
whence, to children free from all boey
lore, there is the humane night-lieht
and the comforting society of a plush
bear as bedfellow. Everything should
be delightfully."- and smoothly ordered
in fact, for a normal rising generation
II only parents will restrain them
selves and keep their nerves out of the
nursery.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1910-03-03
LOCAL NOTES
Residence mail boxes 25c t,

Residence mail boxes 25c to
1925 at Connolly's.
DIR. Steel of Paramount was
at the county seat Tuesday
Ruth Oslund entertained the
young ladies club last Monday
night,
Just received the SWEETEST
line of ladies shopping bags, at
krause Harness Shop.
.. A. Leach and wife left last
Saturday night for Vermo ut,
where Mrs. Leach's father is
very sick.
Will Huppeler returned to
his home in California, this
morning. He was called here
last week Oh account of his
mothers death.
For convenience in getting
your mail, have your house
numbered aud have mail box
for the carriers to deposit your
mail in. Connolly's have mail
boxes from 25c to $l.25 and out
side copper house numbers.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1910-03-03

If you need good fitting
shoe in the latest style 90 10
o Rinderman's shoe store.
S. Hendrickson of Walcott
was transacting business in
w .hpeton on Tuesday.
Mr. and Mrs A. II. Bur nson
entertained a few of their
friends last Monday night at
600" Dainty refreshments
were served.
At a special meeting at the
Woman lodge last Monday
night. Is new members were
initiated. Deputy Farnsworth
has been doing some hustling.
If in need of a new suit of
clothes for Easter Oscar Rind-
erman will take your measure
and guarantee a good fit. He
is agent for the Royar Taylors,
Chicago and New York.
The funeral of Bruce Baily
was held last Saturday at the
David Purdon home. The lit
tie body was laid to rest in the
Breckenridge River Side Gene
terry. Bruce was only FIVE
years old died of Brights
disease.
A failing tiny nerve-no larg.
er than the finest silken thread
takes from the Heart it's i'm
pulse, it's power, its regularity.
The Stomach also has its hid
den, or inside nerve. it was
DIR. Shoop who first told us it
was wrong to drug a week or
failing Stomach, Heart or Kid
neys. His prescription--Dr.
Shops Restorative-is direct
ed straight for the cause of
these ailnlents-these weak
and faltering inside nerves.
This, no doubt clearly explains
why the Restorative has of late
grown so rapidly in popularity.
Druggists say that those who
test the Restorative even for a
few days soon become fully
convinced of its wonderful
merit. Anyway, don't drug the
organ. Treating the cause of
sickness is the only sensible
and successful way. Sold by
Henry Miller & Co.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1910-03-03
BUSINESS LOCALS

Sealed Bulk Oysters at Wag-
Cream for sale phone 29OL.
List your land with c. w.
Rink. Wahpeton, n. Oak.
II. T. McMicheal at Mike
Nohr's cid chop on Dakota
Ave. All kinds of blacks NTH.
ing neatly and quickly done.
Wm. H. White Lumber Co.,
are headquarters for Hard and
Soft Coal, also Pocahontas
Smokeless.
Sealed Bulk Oysters at Wap.
ner's.
J. ]. Hull, Agt. 33tf
Inside copper house numbers
at Connolly's.
Clothes cleaned. pressed and
repaired, at Browns.
Clothing and ladies skirts
neatly repaired, cleaned and
pressed, by John Brown one
door east of Miller's drug
store.
Sealed Bulk Oysters shipped
direct from Baltimore at Wag.
ner's.
Just what you want the new
est and best linoleun varnish
at Estes Furnisher Store. 2.3 1t
If you want some Oysters
shipped sealed in bulk call at
Wagner's.
The Columbia Restaurant
open day and night, good meals
served at all hours. Across the
street from the Merchants Ho-
tel. Is. Yates, Prop.
In DIR. Shops Health Coffee,
pure healthtul toasted grains,
malt, nuts, etc, are so cleverly
blended as to give a wonder
fully true coffee taste, color, and
flavor And besides, Health
Coffee goes third farther than
any other kind. You actually
get 100 full cups from a 25c., ~
pound package. And Health
Coffee is "made in minute"
No 20 to 30 minutes tedious
boiling is at all necessary. And
besides there is not a grain Of
real coffee in it. Sold by w. L..
Forkner.