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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

Miss Virginia Beatty will entertain on
Tuesday evening next with a dancing
party at the Country club for the Misses
Mary and Cary Marshall daughters OF
Judge and Mrs, John 4 Marshall. Only
the young people Will be guests, and Mrs,
Beatty and Mrs. Marshall will receive
with the young girls.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

Mrs Theodore 4, Baldwin and heI
children accompanied Miss katherine
Judge when she came from the east
and Mrs, Baldwin will remain with he1
sister. Il guest at the Judge home foI
part at least of the winter,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

The first assembly TO be given Friday
evening at the Odcon will be the event
OF the latter part OF the week, and
among the many dinners which will pre-
club given by j. 4, Pollock to q score
or more OF his friends. The officers and
ladies' OF Fort Douglas will be guests
OF the evening.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

The Utopia card club will meet ol
Wednesday with 1Irs +. d. Woodruff 70
a / o'clock luncheon at her home o.
First North street.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

Mrs. Joseph Cottle, who has been in
New York and other eastern cities for
some time past, ap,ived in the city last
evening and VIII spend q few days with
friends.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

There viii he = special meeting Of the
lanes T. Mexican Womans Relief corps
ON Wednesday. FOR tllo purpose os lnsPrc-
iion All regular members arc requested
Ia meet at IL O'Clock noon 10 grcrs visit
luz laJies. and fine regular meeting 'is~,i
viii begin AT 2.26 in tho l. q. o. +. hall.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

Mrs w. ID. Donoher and her sister
Mrs. George Airis. will entertain
bridge again on TUESDAY
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15
Do You
BUY
f?

Many people who would
- u invest IN bonds arc
4f Purchasers because they
a''s''on their own capacity
pass on bond values.
The National Copper
%k has established a Bond
~ Investment department,
u s'0osh which customers Of
81. oank will be enabled to
A. s'n bonds Of the kind
H. Inc bank is willing to
~ ior itself as An invest
Al and at the price .iusti.
'sslar pond. ''
Use bonds will be in
| b,.' ,'as Us denominations so
sD,a.' INC man with a few
dSls dVo Or ID few thousand
d,lsd a. can be accommo.
oe National
Bank
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

Tie touris, section of tho Ladies' lit
crarv club will meet Tuosdav morning
Al the clubhouse. when Mas. G. Y. Par
I;tcratfIro and Mrs. e, A. NcMillcn
win DISCUSS the royal families of NorwaN
and Sweden,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

The Wasatch Literary circle WIZ 'ne"'
Nm T1,esd,,y at tho home ~ Mrs IT7nllu.
1874 Princeton avenue. Mrs. T." HouN-
hurst will read q paper IN ''NIviscction.
and Mrs Zimmerman VIII dlscuss Ihc
Humane Movement.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

Miss Marian Jones ~ill entertain few
friends at q luncheon al her nome on
Wednesday.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

Mrs. J. r. Walker entertained on Sat
lrday afternoon with delightful bride
tea for tho Misses Mary and Cary Mar
shall,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

Miss Lcns Dell gave bundle shoWer al
har Lo-nc I'm homer Of Miss Alta Apgar
r.ho viii bc ono Of tbc November brides
Fifteen ~ hcr friends "ri"ved tho er"'l
ing. after whi.h q delightful luncheon
nag EcrNc1
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

Mrs Paulie Sands Will entertain on
Saturday next At the third in senes
OF matinee parties, taking her guests
to luncheon and later To the Orphcum
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

Mr.. and Mrs. j. l.. Franken enter
tanned last evening with an elaborate
dinner at the Alta club for eighteen
guests. the affair being in compliment
TO Captain and Mrs. Walter kirton OF
shanghai. who have been in town for the
past two days, The table was laid In
the private dining room. and decorations
OF green ana gold were used. The great
yellow chryssnthemums formed the floral
part. and place cards, showing the mono
gram OF the hostess in gold. were ut esch
place. Mr.. and Mrs. r e. McGurrin
entertained also st dinner for them
SUNDAY evening. Captain and Mrs. Kir-
ton leave today for the west, whence
they sail later for China.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

IF you want to rent that furnished
room use Tribune want ads Call either
phone, Bell. 5000: Ind. $50.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

Mr.. and Mrs, Roscoe Al. Breeder en-
tcrtaincd a company Of ten friends AT
Sunday night supper: the affair being
one Of 4 winter series
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

Nrs George Rose and Mis-; Gertrude
McC;ratll Will entertain this afternoon at
thc first OF two bridge teas tho second
TO be given on Thursday.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

Miss We're EldredGe has cards oul Tor
a tea 10 be given on Thursdsy afternoon
al her homo 6G East First North street,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15
SOCIETY
r: ~ ~

In order 10 prevent fmoosItio,s !
and eunba aUassments. The Tribune .;
requests that persons leaving social ]
notes. and especially marriage mo- :;
uces or engagements. for pubIica- :,
tion, leave with them names !
through which the source of the :;
same may be traced II the matter :;
is called In question. !
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15
II IS SERIOUS
|. Salt Lake City People Fail to
gslise the Seriousness OF a
Bad Back

!, constant aching OF a bad back,
\, srarincss. the tired feeling,
4, n,ins and aches of kidney ills
b srious-if neglected.
I.csrous urinary troubles follow.
saIi Lake City citizen shows you
b avoid them.
b \. Clark, 367 w. First ST., s.
1 Lake CITY, Utah. SAYS; FOR a
suffered from kidney trouble
|,,tough | was not laid up, | felt
E,bh in every way. There were
3 psius in my back and | was
i great annoyance by the kidney
tfcus. A friend finally advised me
h Dosp S Kidney Pills and ] pro-
y box from the Schra mm-,f Johnson
hD Dug Store. 1t was not long be"
|Iv,; free from kidney complaint. -
r,ssut uiyon .Tuly 10 lQn6 !
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15
Some People DOM Like Us

81 s2REAks slI<s oG1 OF 4eoSNSesTTy1 sexrsT ' in
EVERYBODY" and thereby we collect
over 500 Q00 yearly
We viii collect some money for You II
YOU turn in your claims.
Here arc u few items We collected.
Read the list, YOU Will know some OF
thom.
John Roberts, Cheyenne, Wyo.. $1,000
DR.. Jeremiah Beattic. City. about $4,000.
-. y. Jennings. Los Angeles. Cal. $1,000.
E:phram lIcnrc Pangutch, $500
MIS-. Mary Ann Frcw. Syracuse. Utah.
S5UiS.&5.
Phillip puGsley Estate. City. $500.
Mrs. Charlotte Cowcil. Provo. Utah,
5000.
{, y. Carstcnseu. Ogden, Utah,
N@5@.iO.
These people received their money
through us and some OF 1t had been
owing for sixteen years. Some of II was
collected from railroad companies for
damages and some Of il was collected
after long. tedious lawsuits.
Turn IN your Cloims and We viii col
Icct some for YOU.
Ne collect little bills As well az big
bills.
MERCHANTS PROTECTIVE ASSN,
Scientific Collectors Of Honest Dsbts,
Rooms. IT, IS. S.. S3. &c, 81, rs, :. 9S, %,
100 Ccn,rnercIs! Block. Sals
Lake City. Utah.
Francis g. Luke. General Manager.
t'Some Pcore Don't Like Ue,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

There Will be a special meeting on
TUESDAY morning at 10 o'clock at the
J. d. Z, a. OF all the committees for
the charity ball to be given on Wedues-
day evening The preparations for the
Dig sociel event arc really completed and
every detail arranged. The reception
committee will consist, besides the Of
hcers of The association, of the FUN eN-
ecutive committee for the ball tho ladies'
on this committee being: Mrs. +. s. Ras-
com, Mrs. George Y. Wallace Mrs
Windsor V. Rice. Mrs. X. G. Woodruff
and Mrs. w. NJ. Ferry. The supper Is
once more in the capable hands OF Mrs.
Edwin KimbalI with a splendid corps
OF assistants. Miss Jurenc Leary las
charge of the music and the programmes
and Mrs Stimson will manage the deco
rrations: Mrs. William G. Jennings Will
hive charge OF the punch.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

Tho Seekers Literary club VIII meet
Tuesday afternoon with Mrs. Meuota
Greenwood, at Gt2 Center street
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

Mrs. Isaac White mother OF DR., John
r. White, will be here the latter part OF
fhs month to spend the winter with The
White family
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

The EceimentaT Bridge club Will he Gu
tortained Tuesday afternoon at TIC HolleS
home in Fort Douglas, With Miss Adele
IIolcy az hostess
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15
ENDORSEMENT.

b Ing. 4, 1909. Mrs. Clark was in
|srei and she said: "Thc state
b gave for publication in 1906 in
p TO ny experience with Doau IS
|yr Pills still holds good. | am al
brad TO recommend this remedy, ''
b ale bv SCHRAAM- JOHNSON,
rs FIVE STORES. and all deal
Pnce 80 cents. Foster-Milburn
sliislO, New York, sole agents for
[iiied States.
EsEber the namc-Doau sand
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

Mrs. Charles Read entertained few
friends Yesterday at luncheon at the
NIta club in compliment TO Mrs, Walter
kirton.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

Mr. and Mrs. Frank Grocsbeck are now
at home in their ncw residence at Az
T. street
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-15

Some say We collect the money. but VIC
keep il,
Some say We du not collect tnc money
and we let the people keep H.,
Some say VIC sue everybody 3nu never
give them chance TO pay.
Some say We are too easy; that wc arc
chicken hearted and too good ma 3turcd;
that they could collect better themselves
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-12-21

ENTBRET-Ou Tuesday December % 1910 a
Sibley Hospital. CHARLES w in his sew
enfieth year
Funeral from the chapel or Thomas N
6indIs's -nderts king es-s bIishnent- Thurs
DAY. December -. at 90 a. m -Intermeut
at Arlington Cemetery
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-12-21
CITIZENS TO WORK
FOR LEGISLATION
Civic Betterment League to
Aid Commissioners to Sc
cure Favorable Action.

The legislative committee OF the Civic
Retirement League win assist and co
! operate with tn. District Commission
ers IN securing such legislation as the
commissioners may deem advisable TO
urge at the present short session.
This was determined at q meeting o
the league held last night, and the leg
! islative committee was instructed to
aid the Commissioners in any way pos
sible 10 obtain favorable action BIZ
Congress on such proposed legislation
as in the opinion of the Commissioners
Is necessary
Representative Richard W Austin of
Tennessee was made an honorary men,
Der OF the league by unanimous vote
Capt. J. Walter Mitchell, who made the
speech nominating Representative Aus
tin, characterized him as one Of TIA,
live wires IN the House, a man who
believes in action rather than words
An invitation was read 10 the mem
bers OF the league from the United
states Historical Society. which IS noE
being reOrganized, to affiliate with the
society IN all work that IS common 10
the two organizations.
Addresses were delivered on ''The
Good Of the Community by Col Harry
V Hale, John Grove. Samuel Richards
and others
a resolution vas adopted thanking a.
gas company for the service it give
and It win be forwarded TO PresiJen
Mitchell
The Randle Highlands Citizens -Asso
citation adopted resolution UrEi.
Congress TO take favorable action upoi
the hudson finance plan at a mee5a
held last night
A resolution was also adopted thanb
ing the gas company for the reductio
IN the price OF gas. and commencing the
service rendered hE the Comnanv.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-12-21
DEATHS

EROTNE-On MONDAY December 10 1910 AZ
80 a m at her =. Te SD las Vermont
O Matthew T and Ulysses r Browne and
he daughter or Fannie Browne. aged fifty
Funeral services a. Nineteenth Street Bap-
t5st Church az > y m. Thursday. Deem
Der .
CBAWFORD-On Tuesday morning Decem-
her 90, 1910, al 40 O'Clock. % y street
southwest IEMUEL CRAWFORD hus-
band # Nancy Crawford and father Of
Sylvester Crawford Hattie carter, Susie
Crawford and Thomas Crawford
COBBETT-On Tuesday December %. Islv.
81 tuberculosis Hospital JULIA, aged
Funeral from residence OF her cousin 1902
IWenty-ftfth street northwest. Thursday
-rrsritv ,-I7T7-en TrlterTnsrt Al FT,Iy EC.1s
Clement & sons
DECATOR-Ou Wednesday December q
$50 in the =ho-le Of his parents, Law
Renee ". infant son cf Benjamin H
and Minnie NJ Decator-
Funeral from family home, SIS II street
northeast. Wednesday evening. December
q lntermeut ar Whitewater Va
EATBREY-Ou Tuesday December % 1910 a.
Sioley Hospital CHARLES w in his sew
Funeral from the chapel OF Thomas n
HindIs's Undertaking Establishment Thurs
Gay. December -. at 90 a. m Infermeut
at Arlington Cemetery
EERBEI-SuddenIy- on SUNDAY. December
r. 1919, at i O'Clock p m. JOHN husband
Of the late Margaret F'erbel, aged eighty
two years
Funeral from his late residenc~. ao1 F
street northeast. " Wednesday. December
q at 2-So D m Iuterment At Prospect
Tili Cemetery
NOTEN-Depsrte5 this life Monday. Deem
Der l9. 1910. al 40 Third street southwest.
ROBERT MOTEN. the husband Of Lucy
Ioten-
Funeral on Wednesday. December q. at
r. I O'Clock D m from Zion Baptist Church
r street southwest
ZToEEAN-07 Tr-ss-za-- To~~a--ye- % rr-o
~ Sibley Hospital SARAH G. aged forty
I'VE years Residence, 80 Bates street
northwest
Body VIII be sent to GreencastIe. Pa. for
interrnent-
Suddenly on Monday December u
1910. al Los Angeles. Cal. ANNIE LIND
LEY MOORE beloved wife Of Brig Gen
James Miles Moore
Intermeut at Arlington Cemetery. Thurs
day, December =. At 2 p m
STODDART-On Wednesday. December q
lsle- at SD a. m. AT his residence Ss06
Fourteenth street northwest ARMAT- be
loved husband Of Grace NJ StCddart
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-12-21
Joke Ends In Murder.

PTTTSBCR re. Dec Z--BeCause ne
joked a friend, when the latter became
deeply interested IN the argument To-
garding the merits OF Two prize fighters.
R J. Mitchell. a travelling salesman.
was shot and instantly killed IN o cafe
here Brooks c Burlington. who has
been superintendent OF large office
building for many years, was arrested
charged with the crime
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-12-21
IN MEMoRlAM

NIEDFELDT-Iu sad but loving remem-
brauce OF my dear daughter, DORA MED
FELDT- who died two years ago today.
December n 1863
IN the graveyard softly sleeping.
Whera the flowers gently wave
Lies toe one 7 loved 50 dearly
IL her lonely. silent grave.
YOU are not forgotten. daughter. darling.
Nor VIII you ever be,
AZ long as life and memory last
I wiz Te-le1ber thee
By Her Loving Mother.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-12-21
SPECIAL NOTICES
OFFICES or

OFFICES OF
THE WASHINGTON GAS LIGHT
COMPANY.
Washington d g. Decem Der s. 1870
Notice to the holders OF the
EXTENDED FOUR PER CENT
TMPRON EMENT BONDS,
SERIES A AND 3,
OF the Washington Gas Light
Com any-
The holders Of the extended four per
cent Improvement bonds, Series A and
3, cf the Washington Gas Light Com
Eauy. are her eby notified that the stock
holders, at their special meeting held on
the 18th day Of October, 1910. authorized
and directed the Board OF Directors, IL
the same should meet with their ap-
prevail 10 issue $50 90 Of FIVE per cent
fiftv-vear General Mortgage Gold Bonds
dated November L 1910. and payable No
vember /. 1850, for certain purposes. and
among others for the purpose OF retiring
its extended four Per cent Improvement
bonds. Series \ and 3 @nd that in Dur
suanCe of said instructions % the stock
holders the Board Of Directors Of said
washington Gas LiEnt Company in a
meeting duly Convened on the 18th DAY
OF November 1910. passed the following
resolution. to wit.
''RESOLVED. That the Washington
Gas Light Company hereby offers 20 re
deem on and after January ], 1911. its
two outstanding issues Of 81 bonds. one
Of seid issues being Series 4 and dated
July :. 1851, and the other OF said issues
being Series p and dated January I.
amounts OF $500, OF multiples thereof b.
81 exchange Of a Ike amount of the
Company's ffty-year Sc General Mort
gage Gold Bonds. dated November I
1910. which are issued only IN denomina-
tons Of $500 each: the interest on said
bonds respectively to be adjusted to tn =
date Of delivery for exchange. provided
the holders Of the said two issues Of
outstanding ~ bonds, Series 4 and p
present the same for exchange in tho
amounts or mUltiDleS Aforesaid within
thirty lays from the first day Of jan
uary, 1911
THAT notice OF this Companv's oYe-
for redemption Of is said outstanding
GO bonds by exchange for its hftv-veaT
So General Mortgage Gold Bonds be
Eiver BIZ publication OF this resolution
in at least two newspapers in gen araI
circulation in the City Of Washington
D. g, once 4 week. for three successive
weeks prior 70 January I, 1911
That the books for the transfer Of
bonds BE- closed from December. %. 1916
to and including December y. 1910 -
I. William z. Orne. Secretary Of the
Washington, Gas Light Company, hereby
certify that the foregoing IS true and
correct copy Of the resolution s7ufv
passed By thu Board Of Directors OF the
WASHINGTON Gas Light COMPANY. at a
meeting held on the 18th day Of Novem-
Der, 1910
WILLIAM z. ORME.
Secretary
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-12-21

COLDS CAUSE HEADACHE.
LAXATIVE BRDAIO Cului1e. the world E.ds
Cold and Grip reIaedy removes cause call FOR
fun name Look foE signature z " GROW z = 3
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-12-21

VIII Any PERSONS WHO SAW AN
elderly gentleman knocked down By ar
automobile on lass Ave. between
North Capitol and First streets. near
Hotel Harris. on Monday afternoon. De
Cember - please communicate with
Box No. g. this affica
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-12-21
UNDERTAKES
]. WILLIAM LEE

J. WILLIAM LEE.
OEDERTAKER AND LIVER7.
81 Pa Ave N ".
Telephone Main 1888 Washington. d c,
FUNERAL DESIGNS
FUNERAL DESIGNS.
20 ezarY observation-disclosures prScsa
GUIDE
INA St
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-12-21
uxuriOSLoose Cushion Genuine HOrsehlde Leather

See the display or
these h a n d s o N g
chairs in our 7th St.
window. All styles
large, comfortable
chairs - some wit n
magazine sidepockets
all with genuine
hOrsehlde I 2 a { D Q r
loose cushions Take
your choice now at
80 of undeTsellinE
price.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-12-21

FUNERAL DESIGNS
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1910-01-06
No Place For Etiquette.

Professor Isaac Schwatt OF tie Uni
versity of Pennsylvania. who. besides
occupying the chair of mathematics at
that institution. adds to the gayety
Of nations by his idiosyncrasies both
of speech and manner. is constantly
the unconscious author of stories that
delight his many friends and students.
During the past year Professor
Schwatt had class in higher mathe-
MATES in which all the students with
few exceptions were men. 1t is the
professors custom to lecture with Il
large ham sandwich in one hand. from
which. to punctuate his flowing periods
OF eloquence. he takes large bite. On
this day-a particularly warm one-the
professor had covered two large black
boards with numerals and was start
ing out third when he paused and
after remarking. "Vimmin eggscuse
me-" pulled off his cuffs.
Ten minutes later he again ceased
figuring and. wiping his steaming
brow. looked reproachfully at his girl
students in the front row. Suddenly
he took desperate determination.
"Vimmin or no vimmin." he shouted,
Isaac Schwatt takes off his coat! To
de pure all things vas pure."-PhQadel-
rhia Telegraph.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1910-01-06


and also re;,SSured him. When the
man came out short an arm and Il leg
a bill of 81 POO was sent to Mr. Mer-
rill. who was then the general man
ager of the Milwaukee road Merrill
was peppery and inclined to domi-
neering. and when he saw the bill he
asked in violent language by whose
authority it had been incurred. Young
Underwood was brought in. and IL
lively scene followed The general
manager declared that the company
would never pay the bill and finished
with "Tlat ends it" accompanied by
Il bang of his FIST down on the table
that shook the chandeliers.
We'll" returned Underwood "r
the company turns its injured men
out on the streets | will pay the bill"
You will:" sneered Merrill How
will you pay it,"
II have 1000 friends in Milwaukee.
and every one of them will give dol
lar for the purpose" said Underwood
and off he went.
Wouldn't bluff. would he:' said
Merrill to his secretary as soon us he
had gone. Have him certify to the
bill and then pay IT,"
A few years after that Underwood
was on Merrill's staff.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1910-01-06

sAEa%Se sh0Hld all be compared with in
sse7Al Indications and thus conciu-
81 ~ be reachpd.
Am performing postmortem fasten
fvFrT3 TO Il table or board. pluck feath-
>sz.s lTn'n neck and breast and with Il
'sxsa2,.' knife Gu, through to the bone
1r junction of neck ana breast.
-saow break the bone right before
iyrwa 81 bone and with shears cut down
slE'sgig the sides. but rot too deep. AMI
ar " hreast bone and all down. 50 that
Organs i'll upper y .ltio: are exposed,
Giat do not cut or tear away the
xN'ritoneum. he membrane lining the
abdomen cavity. for reHi'onitis. or
lMlaiammation If this membrane. may
hare caused death.
IL death was caused by watery
scI2st, this membrane generally covers
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1910-01-06
Oh YOU CHRISTMAS TURKEY
Hats off. The ;,obbler's passing by.
400 hin, ciao,,.

Hats off. The ;;obblers passing by.
See him SHOW OH his red necktie.
', nat d bay winder. Oh. what ii strut.
See his bronze wings flash open and shut.
Cob. you're a dude. You dandy sport.
you,
Dressed in gold bronze and big fan tail
TOO.
No sport on Broadway can prance like
you do.
All. there. you dandy. you pretty peach.
you.
Oh. you plump turkey! My. you're a
dream.
Oh. juicy breast meat. richer than cream.
Stuffin' and gravey-my, but you're tine.
Roast pig for England. but ;uraey for
Say, there. my tailor, make that waist
wide.
Need lots of room for turk Christmastide.
Now pass the turkey. Oh, you rich taste!
Life here without you would be a waste!
Z. M. BARNITZ.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1910-01-06
Preparinu a Welcome.

"Speaking of Welcomes said Mark
Twain at Il dinner at the Authors
club. Il am reminded Of the town of
Squash.
lin my early ecturing days l went
to Squash to lecture in Temperance
hall. arriving in the afternoon. The
town seemed very poorly billed.
thought Id find out if the people knew
anything at all about what was in
store for them. so l turned in at the
general store.
"'Good afternoon. FRIEND l said to
the general storekeeper. Any enter
tainment here tonight to help stran-
ger while away his EVENING"
THE general storekeeper, who was
sorting mackerel. Strengthened up.
wiped his briny hands on his apron
and said:
~ expect there's goin' to be lee
ture. been sellin' eggs all day."