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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11
OFFICIAL PROCEEDINGS
OF CITY COUNCIL
AT Meeting Held Wednes-
day, May 9Th.

Regular meeting, mayor and city
council, June Sth, 1910. Present:
Mayor Fielder, presiding; Aldermen
Clark, Allen, Bolton, Hawkins, Poole
and Brown.
Minutes last regular meeting and
called meeting May 30tR read and on
mot on confirmed.
On motion appeal cases taken up,
Mayor Pro Tenn. Bolton in chair.
Case j. D. Hooks called after hear
ing evidence motion of Alderman AL
len to dismiss case, on call of yeas
and nays, resulted as follows: Yeas,
Allen, Brown, Poole and Bolton; nays,
Hawkins and CLARK.
Case L. M. Hansford called; on mo-
ton of Alderman Poole dismissed.
Case Inman Griffin, Alderman Allen
moved to dismiss case. On cal yeas
and nays vote stood: Yeas, Allen and
Brown; nays, Aldermen Clark, Haw-
kins, Poole and Bolton.
Mr.. F. w. Griffin, on motion, heard
from. On motion defendant found
guilty and sentenced to pay a fine Of
$3.50.
Case of DR.. w. S. Prather called;
after hearing evidence, on motion
mayor sustained, and DR.. Prather to
pay a fine of $3.50.
Case of Judge Charles r. Crisp call
ed. After hearing the evidence mayor
sustained and Judge Charles r. Crisp
assessed the pay fine of $3.50.
Case of John Brown called; after
hearing evidence Alderman Allen nov
ed to smiss case. On call Of yeas
and nays vote stood: Yeas, Allen and
Brown; nays, Clark, Hawkins, Poole
and Bolton. On motion mayor sustain
ed and a fine of $3.50 assessed.
Case of DR.. F. L. Cato called; on
motion mayor sustained and a fine of
$3.50 assessed.
Case of DR.. S. H. Mckee called. Ol
motion case dismissed.
Case of ]. C. Wooten on plea of gull
ty Mr.. Wooten was assessed a fiae of
$3.50.
On motion council adjourned unuil
Tuesday night, June 14th, at 1880
o'clock.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11
AMERICUS BAR TO HOLD
MEMORIAL EXERCISES.
This Morning For Deceased
Members.

The Amer Gus Bar association will
assemble in the Superior court room
at O'Clock this morning for the
purpose of holding memorial exercises
as tribute to the memory of Mr.
George S. Cobb and Mr.. James Tay-
Tor, deceased. These exercises we3e
arranged for last Saturday, but the
illness of several members necessi-
tated a postponement until this morn
ing. Brief addresses eulog' sic of
the departed ones will be made, ana
the exercises, presided over by Judge
Il. A. Littlejohn, will be of interest to-
all. Relatives and friends of the de-
ceased are invited to attend the mem
orial exercises, beg inning at 8 o'clock
sharp.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11
LITTLE MISSES IN RECITAL
RENDER A FINE PROGRAM
Exercises by Miss Elizabeth CObb's
Music Glass.

In the presence of interested par
ents and friends the young pupils COM
posing Miss Elizabeth Cobbs pri-
mary class in instrumental music gave
Their first recital yesterday 1t was
an interesting and quite important
occasion for these embryo artists, each
of whom acquitted herself credita-
bly, in the perfect rendition of her
selection and received alike the plau-
dts of the assemblage and approving
smiles of their fair instructor Fol
lowing the mus cal recital" tempt
ing refreshments were served, and the
prettily attired class members con-
graduated upon the success Of their
effortS Those taking part were
Misses Mary Hudson, Lucy Barrow
Taylor, Catherine Davenport, Pauline
Broadhurst, Mary e. Sheppard and
Reva Dupree.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11
MAN DIE S IN
ARKANSAS, A SUICIDE
]. F. MCGarrah Takes His
Life at Nashville.

Mr. J. F. McGarrah, a former resi-
dent of Americas, is dead at Nasn-
Vile, Ark, by his own hand, accord
ing to messages received yesterday
by relatives n this city. The mes
sages gave no particulars beyond the
statement that Mr., McGarrah had COM
mitted suicide, and that the body
would be sent back to Americas for
burial Mr.. McGarrah was born and
reared in Americas, where his fam
lily are we'll known, and many friends
here will regret his trag death. Fur
Their particulars concerning his demise
are expected today by his relatives
here.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11
ROLLED UP TIN ROOFS
LIKE PIECES OF PAPER
WindStOTm in Americas Was
Severe.

A windstorm, followed by drenchng
rain yesterday, did considerable dam
age to build ngs about Americas auh
doubtless upon farms as well, as the
storm ragged with fury for a half hour.
Down in the manufacturing district
below Church street, the roof of Shi-
yer's lumber and variety works was
seriously damaged, half the roof be-
ing lifted from the building and land
ed in the roadway. One or two of the
oil mills also We're partially unroof-
ed, the tin work being rolled up like
pipe stems and carried into the street
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11
ROADS ASK TIME TO
GET SAFETY APPLIANCE

Washington, D: c., June 1O.-All the
railroads which are affected by safety
appliance laws passed by congress
during the last year or so are pre-
pairing to ask for extensions of time
in which to comply with the new reg
ulations. This announcement was the
result of a meeting of superintend-
ents of motor piwer just ended.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11
RHEUMATISM CURED IN A DAY

DR.. Detchon's Relief for Rheuma-
tism and Neuralgia radically cures
in l to days. It's action upon the
system is remarkable and effective.
1t removes the cause and the disease
quickly disappears. The first dose
greatly benefits. rs cents and ST.
Sold by Eldridge Drug Co.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11
MEETING OF AMERICUS BAR
At 8 O'CLOCK THIS MORNING
For Assignment OF Civil Cases For
Trial First Week.

Judge Charles r. Crisp of the City
court of Americas, requests a meet
ing of attorneys in the court room at
9 o'clock this morning. Under the
new rule, cases for trial during the
first week of the session, beginning
Monday, 9th, viii he assigned at the
meeting this morning.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11
SOUTHERN BELL COMPANY is
IMPROVING ITS QUARTERS
Building is OyerIiauled without and
Within.

The building of the Southern Bell
Telephone Company is being vastly
improved by a general overhauling
and repairing of the structure ms de
and out Tn ebusiness Offices on the
first floor are being improved i'm APP
pearance and convenience, while the
exterior of the building shines re-
spleadent n a dressing of new paint.
Manager Tullis and his corps of val
ued assistants will have cause for con
graduation on their improved quar-
ters when the work is completed.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11
Fishing tackle fit for fishing.
SMITHWICK'S GUN STORE.
OF THIRTY STORIES
WILL CONTAIN 1,4OO ROOMS
Some Glass to a Feed Stall Built in
Chicago.

Chicago, June 10.-Plans for the
erection of a 30-story hotel building
at the southeast corner of Madison
and Clark streets was announced yes
terday. According to the plans the
hotel will contain 1,400 rooms and will
cost $5,O0O,00O.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

We have just received the latest pro-
duct of the Hamilton Watch Factory,
their new 12-size, which is the thin
nest and handsomest American watch
yet made Call and see them. James
Fricker & Bro. If
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

The Daughters of the Revolution
ought to remember that one good turn
deserves another.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Conida's Candies-Purest and best
made, in one and two-pound boxes
Fresh shipments weekly. Sold by
Howell-Prather Drug Co. Tim
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

You can read some people like an
open book, but you can't shut them
up.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

According to plump woman's fig
ure, she seems to be a good round
sum.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Mrs. J L. Martin, after a visit of sew
eral days n Americas, returned to
her home in Montgomery.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Some animals multiply rapidly and
some snakes are adders.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Hamilton & Co.-Men's day Satur-
day. Choice of our entire line of
clothing $1,000 to $4,000. Choice Mon
day $11.9S.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Mr.. Hamilton Yancey, of Rome, and
we'll known in state insurance circles,
was here yesterday on business.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

WANTED Reliable colored woman
and daughter to live on place to cook
and nurse. Good home and good
wages to right parties. References re-
quired. Address Mrs. w. T. Dreger.
219 Forest ave-, Atlanta, Ga. 1t
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Miss Louise Tower left yesterday
for Townsville, where she Will be the
attractive guest of Mrs. Charles c.
Smith for a week.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

NEW STYLE Vanities, with short
chains at Bells, the Jeweler.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles C. Smith. re-
turning from a bridal tour of two
weeks, were guests of Mrs. Emmie p.
Morgan yesterday, while en- route to
to ThOmasvlle.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11
VACATION TRIPS
TO THE EAST

Short rail ride via CENTRAL OF
GEORGIA RAILWAY to Savannah,
thence a delightful 60-hour ocean yoy-
age via Savannah Line" Ocean
Steamship Coz The most delightful
way to New York, Boston and all east
ern cities and resorts. The largest
and most commodious steamships in
the coast-wise service. The new
steamship City of Montgomery viii
be put on the line between Savannah
and New York June 7th.>
Summer excursion tickets at reduc-
ed rates include meals and ber5h
aboard ship while at sea,
Ships sail from Savannah for New
York Mondays, Wednesdays and Fri
days. For Boston, Mondays and
Thursdays, 800 p. m.
For tickets, reservations, schedules,
etc, apply to
J. +. HIGHTOWER,
Agent, Americas, Ga.
G. r. BRANNON,
TRAY. Pass. Agent, Albany, Ga
JNO. w. BLOUNT,
Dist. Pass. Agent, Macon, Ga
iu-S-2m
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

e. f. Adams was among the several
Atlantians having business in Ameri-
Gus yesterday.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Mrs. c. W. Doster and Miss Julia
Doster. of Rochelle, are visitors in
the city, guests of Mrs. F. W. McAfee,
on Lee street.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

$3.50 Umbrellas CSC. All the new
handles; extra good values. W. P.
Warlick, Planters Bank bldg. ct
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

WANTED-One unfinished room
by gentleman. Close in preferred.
Thos. S. Gardner. 11-2t
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11
PEOPLE WHO COME FOR
A VISIT IN AMERICUS
As Well as Those Who 60
Away

Picture Frames made to order.
Large assortment of Mouldlngs to Sc
lect from. Holidays Book Store.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

J. L. Miller, of Bronwood, was among
others coming to Americas yesterday
on business.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Hamilton & Co-$1OO0 One Piece
Rep Dresses, the latest out, all sizes
and colors. Monday $4.98.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Miss Katherine Rodgers returned
to Sumter yesterday, after a visit of
a few days in Americas.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

A girl isn't necessarily an angel
because she's fly.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Faithful to the last-the oobbler.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11
]. f. HIGHTOWBR

You can lead a horse to water, bus
you cannot prevent his saying neigh.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Rev. ]. B. Lawrence will return to
Americas today from visit of a
a week in Marietta. pleasantly spent
with his parents.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11
90 o . . . . . Q Q Q . Q @ . Q o . o.
v ant Column
ssssessse Q esseesseo

FOR RENT-Unfurnish three con
Meeting rooms, suitable for light
housekeeping with hot and cold wa
ter and all conveniences. Apply at
702 Church street.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Hamilton & Co.-Ladies' Linen au-
tomobile coats, $1,000 value, Monday
$49S.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Hamilton & Co.-$2O.OO Mems Blue
Serge Suits Monday $119S
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

S. L. Sills will continue for one
week only the cost price sale of fine
shirts. It's money IN your pocket to
buy them.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Savoy, Manchester and Wilson Bros.
fine shirts. You get them today at
actual factory cost at S. l.. Stills. Sale
on for only a few days more.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Let SILVER make you a beautiful
screen front door, with bronze guard.
II.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Mrs Emma Howell, of Dawson IS
visiting Ler parents, Mr.. and Mrs J
A Lamar, on Forsyth street, for a
few days.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

FOR SABE-Gas stove almost new,
Detroit Jewel. Will sell reasona-
BILE to quick purchaser. Thos. s.
Gardner. 11-2t
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

b. II. Logan come over yesterday
from Savannah, among others here
from the Forest City.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Mems fine negligee and dress shirts
at Sills' actual ccSt sale today. It's
economy to look at these goods.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Col. viii NJ. Hawkes. has returned
to Americas to spend a vacation of a
few days at his home here, while the
Supreme court IS taking a short re-
cess.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Miss Ida Pearson returned yester-
day to her home in Cordele, after a
visit in Americas, the guest of
friends.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Just received Puts, Curls, Braids
and Hair Rolls. Miss Pearson, over
DOdsOn's. 5-1w
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Narrhenia Bivins, the littl edaugf-
ter of Rev. and Mrs. R. L. Bivins,
and i'll with fever. continues to I'M
prove but slowly.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Let SILVER screen your residence
with Wheeler's patent window screens
at once. Order for special sizes is
being made up now. If
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Do you wear shirts? Stills fine
shirts are the best, and he is selling
new spring lines at just what they
cost him.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

r. w. Andeson registered from At
lanta last night among the guests Of
the Hotel Windsor.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

FOR SAT4E-Seyeral nice counter
showcases. Duncan Mercantile Co.
loft.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11
EQUALIZER
If you have not used Equalizer, now is the
time, and increase your production.
EQUALIZER

The chief ingredients of which are ammonia
and potash, which ismostvaluable for corn
cotton and all crops as second and third ap
plication. Distributes beautifully with
guanO distributor
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Only the newest lines and finest
quality shirts in the actual cost" SHIRT
sale now on for a few days at Stills.
Best goods; unbroken lots.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

DOdsOn's. 5-1w
Col. VIII NJ. Hawkes. has returned
to Americas to spend a vacation of a
few days at his home here, while the
Supreme court IS taking a short re-
cess.
Mems fine negligee and dress shirts
at Sills' actual cost sale today It's
economy to Look at these goods.
Mrs. Emma Howell, of Dawson IS
visiting Ter parents, Mr.. and Mrs. J.
A Lamar, on Forsyth street, for a
few days
Hamilton & Co.-$2O.OO Mems Blue
Serge Suits Monday $119S.
Miss Katherine Rodgers returned
to Sumter yesterday, after a visit of
a few days in Americas.
NEW STYLE Vanlties, with short
chains at Bells, the Jeweler.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles C. Smith. re-
turning from a bridal tour of two
weeks, were guests Of Mrs. Emmie P.
Morgan yesterday, while en- route to
to Thomasvlle.
Hamilton & Co.-$1O.OO One Piece
Rep Dresses, the latest out, all sizes
and colors, Monday $4.9S.
Mr.. Hamilton Yancey. of Rome, and
we'll known in state insurance circles,
was here yesterday on business.
Hamilton & Co.-Ladies' Linen au-
tomobile coats, $1,000 value, Monday
$49S.
J. L. Miller, of Bronwood, was among
others coming to Americas yesterday
on business.
Let SILVER make you a beautiful
screen front door, with bronze guard.
II.
Miss Ida Pearson returned yester-
day to her home in Cordele, after a
visit in Americas, the guest of
friends.
Let SILVER screen your residence
with Wheeler's patent window screens
at once. Order for special sizes is
being made up now. If
R. w. Andeson registered from At
lanta last night among the guests 81
the Hotel Windsor.
Conida's Candies-Purest and best
made, in one and two-pound boxes.
Fresh shipment weekly Sold by
Howell-Prather Drug Co. Tim
Ihere was no marked change yes
tefday IN the condition of Mr.. Howell
Simmons. His temperature remained
''' o e''e' p'' T. u '"e oaS 70
We have nice assortment of shay
ers' outfits. Rembert's.
{. d. Gibson was business visi-
tor here Yesterday, coming over from
Dawson.
G. W Barnes was a we'll known Ma
CONAN called to Americas yesterday
upon business.
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49, - '''e ''1'',''' oo'' sn I
D. a1e,, w ~ q IL" u'' . at 0iii9 =
"''' '''elia hL'lnS' the Iittl edaugE-
Ter ol ReY. ana Mrs H. L. BVins,
ana III with lever, continues to I'M
Do you wear shirts? Stills fine
shirts are the best, and he is selling
new spring lines at lust what they
B. H. Logan come over yesterday
from Savannah, among others here
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Conida's Candies-Purest and best
made, in one and two-pound boxes.
Fresh shipment weekly. Sold by
Howell-Prather Drug Co. Tim
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

LOST-SmaH folding pocketbook,A
containing So bill and some change.
Reward il returned to Walter F..
Smith. GIT
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

There was no marked change yes
terday in the condition of Mr. Howell
Simmons. His temperature remained
near l02 the greater part of the day.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

c. d. Gibson was a business visi-
tor here yesterday, coming over from
Dawson.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

We have a nice assortment of shay
ers' outfits. Rembert'S.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

G. w Barnes was a we'll known Ma
CONAN called to Americas yesterday
upon business.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

FOR RENTATwo story modern
dwelling, close in; good neighborhood.
Apply to l.. G. Council. 7-tf
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

FOR RENT-One or more furnish
ed rooms at my residence, SIC Church
street. ] B. Mathis. 8-tf
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

Apply from 100 to 200 pounds per
acre, and you will see the plant increase in
size and fruit and color greener. The manip-
ulation Of Equalizer is suCn that the ammon-
la is held and plants iced on 1T, while it does
not evaporate as does nitrate OF soda. Con
tains no worthless filler. Price $41.25 per
ton, ) per cent. discount 80 days.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11
Clothing and Furnishing Department.

This entire stock of Clothing, Shoes and Me-
will move them. We want to clear out the stock
from the best lines of Mems TailOr-Made Clothes,
Shoes and first class furnishins of all kinds We
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-11

regardless of profit, in many instances regardless
move, This is your golden opportunity to buy
your own prices Don't wait but come at once.
for what you want why we will name prices thu
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-06-28

TOO LATE TO EXCHANGE.
Nurse-But if you really wish the
baby to- be a little boy perhaps we
could get the doctor to change her.
Master Bobby don't think he'd do
it, nurse, because, you see, we've used
her four days
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-06-28
TOO READY RELIEF,

A man went into druggists shop
and asked for something to cure a
headache The druggist held bottle
Of hartshorn to his nose, and he was
nearly overpoWered by its pungency.
AS soon as he recovered he began to
rail at the druggist and threatened to
punch his head.
But didn't it ease your headache ?"
asked the apothecary.
Ease my headache!" gasped the
man. II haven't got any headache. It's
my wife that's got the headache
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-06-28
THRIFTY.

THRIFTY.
'.Now, remember, key, that vos a
goot glass eye you've got. Always
take it out and put it in your pocket
when you amt looking at holdings
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-06-28
THE ONE AND ONLY,
NOT IN THE CURRICULUM.

She had a figure like twenty ele-
plants in one and voice fit to COM
mand the British army.
William" she shouted, take your
feet off the parlor table this very in
stant!"
Margaret" he responded in voice
charged with manly determination, II
want you to know that there is but one
person whom will allow to address
me in that name!"
she roared, towering above him.
He cast one furtive glance at her and
made up his mind. "Why, DEAR" he
answered as he gently removed his
feet from off the table, you, of course"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-06-28
SWEET GIRL GRADUATE.

Matron-Will you go abroad when
you get home before taking your place
in society?
Papa thinks I'd better go into So
ciety first. Then. you see, may go
abroad at the expense Of some one
else"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-06-28
DIVORCED.

"Goodby, dearie! Remember me to
your husband and to my children"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-06-28
EXPLAIN ED.

May-She had no trouble pulling the
wool over his eyes,
Madge-I suppose that accounts for
his sheepish expression.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-06-28

The grief for the billiard wizard
who died is general and sincere"
Eyes; he never allowed his game to
get in the moving pictures