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The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1910-05-27
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The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1910-05-27
University OF South Caro-
LIMA.
Scholarship Examination

The University OF South Carolina
offers scholarships in the Depart
ment of Education to one young
man from each county. Each scol-
arship is worth $lO0in money and
$l8 term fee with free tuition.
Examination will be held at
County seat July lst. Examination
of students generally for admission
TO the University will be held at the
same time.
Write for information to,
S. c. MITCHELL, President.
Columbia, S. c.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1910-05-27
Raising An Old Age Pension.

Eight years ago Norway began to
put away certain percentage of the
profits coming to tbs State from
liquor selling for an old-age pen
sion fund. This now amounts to go
hO0 900
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1910-05-27
Ra ntime Justice.

II n Cfhnaman dies while being tried
for mur jer in his own country he is
considerld guilty. Them some one has
to suffeIl for his crime, and his son. If
he has bne. is sent to Jail for year.
If he hi no son, his father or brother
is fioggeb
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FOR HOUSE OF REP
RESENTATIVES.
Lexington County.)

Lexington County,
The friends of Isaac Edwards
hereby announce his candicy for
House of Representatives and
pledge him to abide by the result of
Of the Democratic Primerry.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1910-05-27
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GENTLEMEN OF THE
JURY
LIST OF SO PETIT JURORS FOR THE
FIRST WEEK THE JUNE TERM
OF COURT

Heber r Dreher,
Willie l. Spires.
James 6 Dunbar,
d Ike Shealy.
Robt Studemire.
Joe w Mettze,
Maxcy H Lybrand.
John J Rish,
John A Huffman,
J G Cullum.
A Malachi Smith,
Hamp Hatto.
J Lowrence Jumper.
Daniel J Taylor.
Julius N Eleazer,
Hugh c Bookman,
L Wash Rikard.
A Madison, Hutto.
Travis Hill,
J. Daniel Burgess.
Walter + Hook,
John A Hamitei.
QY Wingard,
Sam c Grim,
VIM P Steele,
Royal + North, Jr..
Noah w Younginer.
Geo u Slice,
Wilbur + Fulmer,
Bub Hallman.
M Merchant,
Jno w Redmond, Jr.,
H A CoStner,
Adam S Haltiwanger,
w Frank Rawl,
w Joseph Ballentine.
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-15
A MAN OF MANY CARGOES

Is this verse or worse?
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-15
Mr.. BUNDLES CIVIC SPIRIT

The socialist bugaboo makes me laugh. Social
ism is only another for politics and to suppos
that busy, strenuous world will be content will
the slipshod ineficiency of political function i
ridiculous. The original Mr. Bundle was one o
the earliest examples of socialism.
Il never" said Mr.. Bumble, see anything like
the pitch it's got to- The day before yesterday
man--you have been married woman and may
mention 1t to you-a with hardly rag upon
his back (here Mrs. Corney looked at the foor)
goes to overseers door when he has got COM
pany coming to dinner, and says he must be re-
Geved Mrs Corney. AS he wouldn't go away and
shocked the company very much, overseer
sent him out pound of potatoes and half pound
of oatmeal My heart says the ungratefu vii
lain what's the of this to me? You might as
well give me pair of iron spectaclesp Very
good says our overseer, taking 'em away again,
you won't get anything else here Then I'll die
in the street., says the vagrant. Oh no you
won't, says overseer.
"Ha, hal That very good SO like Mr.
Grannett wasn't it," interposed the matron
Well Mr. Bumbe?"
well, am, rejoined the beadle che went
away and he did die in the street There's OBJ
stinate pauper for you'
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-15
EDWARD r. CAHILL

and that otherwise ain thoroughly sane.
Mr.. MacLaffertys leafet expounds the virtues
and accomplishments of San Francisco in relation
to the Panama Pacific exposition and iluminates
the same with song and story, for example;
San Francisco, born be
The light that floods the Western Sea,
Bids the world with open
To share her cheer, view her charms
HAIL to OF every race,
A greeting waits glad embraccl
Is this verse or worse?
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-15

The pending and mysterious conflict between
Henry lngomar kowalsky and Customs Appraiser
Mattos is said to certain 400 pictures which
Colonel Kowasky insists are not art intinating
at the same time that they import "a vegetarian
appeal Whether under the Payne tariff. duty can
be collected on this vague property or quality of
these extravagant and errng pictures, nobody
seems to know. But we need not fear. The Gus
tom house always finds easy way to muddlc
through If an outsider may be permitted to make
a suggestion it would be that the conflict between
Mattos and Kowalsky be decided by the survival
of the fattest This would be more logical process
than that which usually makes the basis of custom
house decisions
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-15

big, good natured boy" Great is the refining
influence of sweet womankindl
Jack Johnson cracked good joke yesterday
at the meeting to select referee for the coming
contest. After the two sides had failed to agree
Johnson solemn1y remarked that he could name
fifty men who would be acceptable to him.
Name some of them" exclaimed Sam Berger,
and maybe one will suit US"
"Oh, no, they won't" replied Johnson, hberat-
ing one of his famous golden smiles. They're all
smokes"
OF course, all this is too frivolous for COVER
nor to read. The only johnson he knows about
is Hiram.
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-15

t1nker1ng by college professors
who are traitors besides.
OLD BLUNDERBORE
AGREES
1t seems natural that a mind
SO constituted should inspire a
perfect sympathy in Harrison
Gray Otis, who. like Mr.. Bundle,
is certain that the world is riding
hotfoot to the demnition bow
vows on the twin evils of free
trade and socialism. SO we find
In the Los Angeles Times this:
The other complaint on the
part of our Barbarino friend
is that Stanford university is
teaching socialism We can
not go back a period of fifty
years and show that this has
been usual, as we'll as the
teaching of free trade. In
fact, until very recently the
colleges have been fortress
strong as Gibraltar against
the attacks of socialism, This
is a new development in col
lege education, and we do not
think that the man in Santa
Barbara exaggerates. From
all sides of the country we
get almost daily outgivings
from the mouths of college
professors that are distinctly
tainted with socialism.
There is no Disgusting the
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-15

brought against Stanford university by City Attor-
nev w P Butcher of Santa barbara, whose son is
an undergraduate at that institution. 1t is possible
that Mr. Butchers sense of these perncious doc
trines is somewhat confused. They do not, in fact.
hitch very harmoniously in the same harness, for,
indeed, they are essentially antagonistic. 1t IS
scarcely possible to conceive two sets of doctrines
more radically opposed than those of free trade and
socialism Free trade is indviduaism raised to its
highest power and its fundamental doctrine of
aissez faire means absolute noninterference with
the processes of industry and commerce. Protec-
ton, on the other hand is form of socialism and
yet according to Mr.. Butcher, Stanford professors
are teaching free trade with one hand and socialism
with the other. How do they do it?
SOCIALISTS AND FREE TRADERS
This is what Mr. Butcher tells the Santa Bar
bara Independent:
College professors think they know all about
politics, and they breeding the seeds of
in the young men under their charge l say
treason, for the who will not defend and
uphold the institutions of the country of which he
a citizen IS traitor.
Nine-tenths OF the professors of economics
free traders and great many of them are
socialists They making my boy free trader
They teach that the constitution of date and
say II IS not elastic enough. They fail to realize
that the laws are construed by the supreme court
in such way that they apply to new abuses as
they arise without violating the constitution
don't believe the professors Stanford are
any worse in this respect than at any other uni
versity. Professors are full of theories, and they
apply these theories 10 modern problems without
understanding the practical workings of politics
A politicians strength IS that he knows what the
people want and doesn't try to dictate what is
good for them.
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-15
BETTER THAN BEACH LOTS

The Pasadena Star turns the. pending bill to
install government line of steamships between
Panama and Pacific coast ports to political account
thus
Congressman McLachlan is pressing his meas
with all his energy. One of the strong rea-
sons-although by means the only or the
strongest reason-why McLachlan should be re-
nominated and reelected is that he may continue
to work for the passage of this measure which
would be of SO much benefit this section
Tis weighty argument that should make
life job for Jim McLachlan 1t recalls the case of
the old lawyer whose son had just started in to
practice.
Father said the boy, coming home tri,tnn-
phant, got final judgment in that suit today
"Good God, son." exclaimed the old man, ~what
did you do that for? I've lived off that suit now
for twenty years and here you've gone and
killed it,
But Jim McLachan has long suit that can't
be killed It is property and a permanent invest
ment in which, the Star urges. his vested rights
should be respected.
MULTIFARIoUs PATERNALIsM
see by the papers that Alden Anderson is
another father of the good roads movement This
family is all fathers.
I am rejoiced to learn that Colonel George c.
Edwards of the University of California not the
author of the stupid slander of San Francisco people
printed in New York paper concerning the Hetch
Hetchy project.
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-15

7 IS an old fashioned indictment
of our universities that they
teach religious inhdelity and ag-
nosticism. They have been able
to bear up sufficiently well under
this accusation, but now one
learns that they are teaching
free trade doctrine and socialism
on the side. This is the charge
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-15
MEASLES AND MUMPS

We must admire Mr. Butchers unique concep-
ton OF university as one of the unavoidable peri1s
of youth, like measles the mumps, appointed and
ordained by inscrutab1e Providence california is
mumps and Stanford is the measles" saws Mr.
Butcher in effect, "and what's the use?'
Mr.. Butchers conception of science is equally
unique. Study and research should not be wasted
the ascertainment of scientific truth but rather
applied to discover what the people want In fine.
the with his ear to the ground is the most use
full scientist
THE AMERICAN PEASANT
The American peasant has been discovered
again 1t Mrs. Hunphry Ward, the English
novelist, who the original dscoverer of this
bird The next time he was observed was
when the French chauffeurs in the automobile race
around the world complained that the peasants"
of Indiana nterfered with their progress and made
them lose the race
Now it is French writer who declares that the
undergraduates of Stanford are the "sons of peas
ants" Doctor Jordan, speaking at the recent picnic
the state farm near Davis, accepted the conpli-
ment as the highest that could be paid In sense,
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-15
THE IMMORTAL BUNDLE

If Mr.. Bundle could have stepped out of the
pages of Oliver Twist" he might have been city
attorney of Santa Barbara. He would undoubtedly
have classed the Stanford professors as anti-poro
chlal They do not uphold the institutions of their
country, as Mr.. Butcher conceives them and there
fore traitors breeding seeds of treason in the
young But Mr. Butcher becomes philosophical
under stress of necessity and tells the Independent
that he has accepted the Objectionable features of
college teaching as something that can't be helped
and is not contemplating the withdrawal of his
SON"
SCIENCE WITH AN EAR TO THE GROUND
What Mr.. Butcher wants is a college that will
take its science from the political platforms 1t may
be, indeed, that of them are little inclined
that way now. | met boy who had been attend
ing course in economics at the University of Cali
fornia and questioned him about the teaching on
the subject Of free trade and protection He knew
nothing about it. The professor had carefully lodged
and kept away from these dangerous. controversial
subjects. He not very valuable teacher, but
he knew his job and was determined that nobody
should call him traitor.
Mr. Butcher should not complain of Stanford
His conception of the function of university was
fulfilled when they dismissed Professor Ross be-
cause he thought "he knew all about politics. and
contrived to get on the wrong platform
How these ingenious professors manage to teach
such mutually destructive doctrines as free trade
and socialism we must leave Mr. Butcher to explain
while admire his theory of the constitution.
which he says becomes so elastic under the knead-
ing hand of the supreme court that it calls for no
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-15

tact that the social1stlc mlcrobc is rapidly eating
into the brain of the people of the world
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-15
CHOYNSKI, WHYSKI?

On the other hand, the Chicago Tribune turns
to the eshetic side of the proceedings in this wise.
Mr.. Joseph Choynsh has run full tilt into the
identical obstacle which pointed with fear
when his plan of feeding Mr.. Jefries literature
and art was announced. Monday night, when the
soft evening winds were carrying the fragrance
of thousand roses through the open windows
Rowardennan and folding the resting giant
in their perfumes, Mr.. Choynski. finding all nature
aiding him in his effort bring Mr. Jeffries into
communion with the higher things steathily pro-
duced copy of Loves Labor's Lost" and gave it
tryout The giant scovled
Mr.. Choynski, reporting the failure. does not
give any of the conversation which followed
but to hear Mr.. Jeffries saying: ~Joe
have youse gone bughouse? Cut it out Cut it
out"
There was something suggestive of failure in
the title, the trainer reports regretful1y to the
anxious world.
II a humble suggestion might be offered to Mr.
Choynsk it would be that he engage the services
of the Shakespeare club of Pasadena, whose recent
performance of Cox and Box" received nanv
favorable notices in the local press Cox and Box
is regarded in Pasadena as one of Shakespeare's
finest Loves Labor's Lost" Pshawi No wonder
he took the count.
DUNKS EXCURSION INTO THE UNKNOWN
1t may be the influence of Mr. Choynski's en-
vironment, but whatever the cause the atmosphere
of Santa Cruz county appears to be saturated with
Shakespeares. This is the way Editor Devlin comes
back at Dunk Mcpherson:
Our high browed morning contemporary is
feeding spurious edition of Shakespeare, and
would register solemn protest Hear it, "On
with the fight, says McDuh and damned be he
who cries enoughr In the first place. it wasn't
McDuf, but Macduff; and in the second place he
didn't say IT, but had it said to him. and then
that wasn't what said to him at ALL
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-15
By Edward F.. CahiIl

that might be true II the compii-
ment were based on fact, but |
imagine that the American peas
ant is chiefly the creature OF an
imported imagination
Would any man be brave
enough to call City Attorney
Butcher a peasant and expect him
to feel complimented?
THE POETRY OF BOOST
My ingenious friend, James
Henry MacLafferty, writes:
notice with some amuse
ment the comment of my
candid friend" | think 1t
we'll that you be thoroughly
advised, so | want you to
know that the Chicago pork
packers do save the "squeal.
1t is a we'll known fact that
the article named is sold to
phonograph companies.
| am glad that you ap-
prove of one of my uses for
poetry. 1t will interest you
to note inclosed leaf1et, 25,
900 of which were taken east
by the governor and his COM
mittec for distribution Ell
route. and also in Washing
ton, New York and Boston
| want to suggest to you
that my form of amusement
is less harmful than poker,
wine suppers or even golf,
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-15
THE GLORIFIED BEAU

Colonel Kowaskys vegetarian pictures should be
like Ventura county jewelry, one learns from
the Ventura Free Press:
Ventura and the Lima Bean Growers assoca-
ton will make feature of lima bean stick pin
souvenirs the day of the visit of the Los An
geles chamber of commerce this city A good
idea 1t is the .county's emblem, representative
of the chief product, and the exploitation of the
product in all ways should be featured
In Ventura they put beans impartially in the
pie and in the tea, besides wearing them as form
OF ornament
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-15
WHAT THE GOVERNOR MISSES

The Stockton Mail is disposed to think that
Governor Gillett's distressing confession that he
does not even know where the Jeffries-J johnson
fight is to be held implies that the governor is miss
ing great deal by not reading the fight stuff if
only for its UNCONSCIOUS humor of trivial detail,
played UP with impressive solemnity Thus the
Mall
A press dispatch from Jeffrics' training camp
at Rowardennan conveys this impressive nfor-
nation:
The return of Mrs Jeffries has had good
effect upon Jeffries' temper. Once he is like
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-12-31

ord for mile by driving car over the
course in 27S3 seconds at Daytona
Beach, Fla.
Tom Hueston won cushion billiard title
from Fred Eames at Denver.
22 Barney Oldhed won the 20 mile auto
event at Daytona Beach. Fla. cover
ing the course in 10 minutes.
g. Cambridge defeated oxford in the an
nual eight cared rowing race at Put
ney. England.
81. Fitzherbert won the Brooklyn handi-
cap al Gravesend.
JUNE.
1. Lemberg won the English Derby.
3 Cornell won the varsity eight. four
cared race and freshman's eight at
Poughkeepsie.
&C. Nuage owned by Nine. Cheremetefr.
won the French Grand Prix. beating
w. X. Vanderbllts Reinhart by a
neck.
go Harvard won the varsity races over
Yale at New London.
JULY.
G. Jack Johnson defeated Jeffries in Is
rounds at Reno for the worlds heavy
weight championship.
AUGUST.
H. Uhlan set a new trottlng record by 60
ing a mile in 1:5sA Mt Cleveland.
"a Harvester lowered the worlds record
for stations by trotting a mile in 2:03
at the Empire City track. Yonkers.
25 William A. Larned, national lawn ten
mis- champion. defended his title at
Newport. defeating Thomas c. Bundy
of California.
81. Novelty won the Futurity and SOS. 800
at Saratoga, with Bashti second.
SEPTEMBER
H. Paul Sorg broke the four-in-hand rec
ord by driving a mile in 2:4Ox at White
Plains. N. Y.
e. Harvester lowered the trotting record
for stations TO 2:ol at Columbus.
OCTOBER.
l. The Vanderbilt cup auto race for 1910
was won by Harry +. Grants: time
hours Is minutes IS seconds.
Is. The Army football team beat Yale.
o to 3, at West Point.
e. The Philadelphia Athletics beat the
Chicago Nationals for the worlds
baseball championship. z to 2 at Chi
cago.
NOVEMBER.
r. Harvard beat Dartmouth, IS to o, in a
football game at Cambridge.
Yale defeated Princeton. to 8. at
Princeton.
Michigan and PENNSYLVANIA played q tie
Minnesota defeated Wisconsin by score
of 2S TO at Minneapolis.
Cornell beat Chicago In football at Itha-
ca by score of IS TO 0.
49, Yale and Harvard's football match re-
suited In no score game at New
Haven.
Michigan captured the western football
championship from Minnesota by a
score Of to on Ferry field. Ann
Arbor.
rs. The Navy defeated the Army. 3 10 O.
at football on Franklin field. Philadel-
phia.
DECEMBER.
T. George Moore made new worlds rec
ord run OF Is at 3 cushion carom bill
lizards in New York.
10 Root and Moran. the Irish American
team, won the G day bicycle race In
New York: score 2.545 miles 8 laps.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-12-31
DISASTERS AT SEA

JANUARY.
l2 Steamer Czarina wrecked on Coos bay
bar, Oregon coast 80 drowned.
FEBRUARY.
s. The United States naval tug Nina lost
on the voyage from Hampton Roads
to Boston with crew of 80 on board
IL. The French liner General Chanzy
wrecked In gale near the island Of
Minorca; 1856 persons perished.
IL IS lives lost on the Pacific Navigation
company's steamer Lima, stranded in
the strait of Magellan.
MARCH
2S. sailors killed by explosion on the
United States cruiser Charleston dur
ing practice in Philippine waters.
"a. IS deaths by the sinking OF the steamer
Frank II. Goodyear near Port aux Bar
quias, Lake Huron.
&C. The French submarine Pluviose ram.
med by a ferryboat and sunk with all
her crew of q in Dover strait.
OCTOBER.
% British steamship Wally wrecked of
the Brazilian coast: so passengers and
sailors drowned.
25. The Haitian gunboat La Liberte was
wrecked by an explosion off Port aux
Paix and sank with 20 persons. In.
cluding 10 generals.
DECEMBER.
IL. German steamer Palermo wrecked on
the Spanish coast, carrying down "a
persons.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-12-31

an aeroplane at Belmont park. Crhe
worlds record was 9,1S6)
70. Claude Grahame- White won the speed
race at Belmont park: time for 62.1
miles, 01 minutes II seconds
20. ]. p. Molsant won the race from Bel
mont park to the statue of Liberty
and return. covering "a miles In "a
minutes 34.S4 seconds.
81. Ralph Johnstone ascended 9,714 feet at
Belmont park, establishing worlds
record for altitude.
NOVEMBER
"A. Eugene y. Ely in the Curtiss blplane
Hudson Filler flew from the deck OF
the United States cruiser Birmingham
In Hampton Roads. to Willoughby
beach, miles distant
II. Ralph Johnstone. the aviator. killed by
the fall of his biplane at Denver: aged
90
8. J. Armstrong Drexei ascended 9S97
feet In a monoplane at Philadelphia,
breaking the worlds record.
DECEMBER
D. Legagneux, French aviator. scared 10. =
49S feet at Pau. making a new worlds
record for altitude.
TO- Capt. Beilanger, French army aviator,
broke the worlds speed record by maxi
ing an average of over SO miles an hour
in a 100 mile flight from Vineennes to
Mourmelon.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-12-31
CONVENTIONS

JANUARY.
II. United Mine Workers OF North Amer
lea met at indianapolis.
APRIL.
IS. Annual congress OF the Daughters of
the American Revolution held In WASH
ington.
2s. Annual parade Of the United confed-
crate Veterans at Mobile. Ala.
MAY
l6. Pan-American congress opened at
Buenos Aires. Argentina.
10. Worlds Sunday School association met
In Washington.
JULY.
& Society OF Descendants of the Signerz
OF the Declaration met I'm Philadelphia
8. National Education association met In
Boston.
SEPTEMBER
10. 44th national encampment OF tho Grand
Army Of the Republican met at At
lantic City.
20. National camp. Sons of Veterans. met
at Atlantic City.
2s. National good roads convention met in
St Louis.
%. The international convention OF the
Y. M. c. A. Of North America opened
In Toronto.
9, American Red Cross society met in
Washington.
Is. Conference on international disputes
met In Washington.
q. American Historical association at In.
dianapolis. Association For the Ad-
vancement OF Science at Minneapolis.
%. Meeting at st. Louis OF the Associa-
uon For Labor Legislation.