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The Detroit times., 1910-07-25
REvERIES OF A
STRAP HANGER
by JACK THORN.
Reseued From the Junk Heap.
by JACK THORN.

Rescued From the Junk Heap.
IL you are a patron OF the Brush
line. probably you are familiar with
car No. 3S7 through personal contact
that Is the proper word. No one
who has ridden on car No. 3S7 can
ever forget ii. For the benefit of
those who have been so fortunate as
to escape the narrowing experience,
this particular bit OF rolling stock may
be described as a section OF a junk
pile, snatched bodily from the bone
yard, placed on a set of trucks and
galvanized into life by the liberal ap-
plication OF Uncle Jere's celebrated
elixir, on which the street car system
seems TO live and thrive even IL 1t
doesn't pay dividends.
IL Is really pathetic TO see this old
hulk of car go limping through the
streets during the rush hours. II re-
minds one of nothing so much as n
doddering old man, with one foot in
the grave, hobbling along with his
cane and hating every now and then
to catch his breath and rest his weary
limbs. Sometime when the ordinary
form OF entertainment pals on you,
when you feel the need of something
really weird and nerve-racking, with
The Detroit times., 1910-07-25
From Another Point of View
Has anybody here seen crippenv

Has anybody crippen?
June this be doing fairly well far
Don't be afraid your
oftene hardest
when Il comes
like hypaper
Roosevelt
election
eheath
gong church is avoiding
Occupants Ohio scrambled
recovered.
remarked that before would
hell OF
ralroading
a three AXE
the river in he
N
OF
her Family
The Detroit times., 1910-07-25
DEFENDS HIS HONOR.

Il has come TO our ears that GER
tain individuals have been circulating
reports IA our absence to the effect
that we were intoxicated the evening
we returned from a trip through Kan
sas and the time we took part in the
Investigation OF the foul murder OF
two colored boys in our midst Now,
such individuals deliberately lied. II
was done TO injure US because we are
nehting for temperance and decency.
Hell Is fun OF such ignoble brides and
vie reprobates, and these low-down,
foul. deceltful, disappearing. lying and
contemptible beasts will feel at home
when they reach that abode OF the
wicked. When their hearts are hung
np in the glare and heat OF that In
f6rnal region, the filth, corruption.
pollution and nauseous exuberance
The Detroit times., 1910-07-25
HE COMPLAINED.

Yes" said the determined man,
when that waiter resented the small
ness of my tip | took the case to the
proprietor of the restaurant"
And what did the proprietor do?'
HE gave the waiter some money
out of mis- own pocket and apologized
10 him for having such customer
washington Star.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-25
Monday. July Is.
1910
OBSERVATIONS

Judges don't
marks judges profession
themselves with
no a student professor
IR-m whiskers today mark OF the literary
WHY THE though Geo Bernard Shaw still wears them Kiping
wHIskERsf all on top OF his mead
y literature have said adeu o whis kers
medicine drop whiskers,
all professional
OF their profession? -
Turk whiskers
why whiskes
his
length Will for the
+.
a hat he dsiRfected them
smoke-wha public Fairgrounds for they must be!
interesting suggestion
Jan ddams lister OF everybody.
immigrants their homes
citizens and learn English And perhaps
the foreigners different
'front.'
pitably
4 He that uptodate people don't do things
sc bazae -. -,
He shall left hand
not 10 one Oh the my
breth did II not TO me-
lonely foreigner
fat
America not yet kingdom where His
will Is done.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-25

non and Ach hard they keep
tariff pledge of the Republican party.
trapped" according the Burrows because
ded conditions Washington making impossible for honest
resentatves of the people the legislation they desire
In connection quote cummins nsurgen
Republican said in Kansas:
DsS0 ~ the % the the s.yrD.o A sS
and &. soos sS sp."
s%. sSss .r: :: not
me i We. : :" opsn 70 and d: ps
s s s.ss 's'9 an
advancing the of mn0p
We mention the omission of this dispatch ap
peared morning the Associated Press there
what Senator Burrows had appng
Townsend providing course really raped
This i Senator Burrows saian Cadillac:
don. essf' ss 80, o.
looking in Euro
s.ss or and Ss o! bs FL s 5
ads hurt any
So white Senator Cummins charging
betrayed party obsucng the fulflmen of its pledges
Senator Burrows gang subnt weakng
Cadillac owning up to it. through the
rsmber Of party been Washington and KNOWS
Was Congressman Townsend rappeds
We hardly think
The admission production home and
abroad had not making the tariff all articles
President Taft promised repetition of what Congress
man Townsend has contended all along.
was insurgen triumph that admission from Burrows and
Townsend had pleasure Of being present
An appropriation has been by congress investigation after
the horse has Of locking the door
The promise Of the Republican party NOT however
that the would be revised and the difference in the cost OF
production al home and abroad inquired into later
We were living first to be made
higher the count history and $25OoOO
the peoples money see remedy this condition. but
a. ureext party might solicit support h subse
quent campaign.
appropriation made by congress for the board to w1ch senator
Burrows referred Cadillac the same sdmssioDo betrayal
Of the peoples which from the senator by word
mouth made for the for which Burrows referred
to it.
hope Of saving the political neks OF the crowd
obsrucionsts around Adch and Cannon in Washington
made of certain defeat in November the last leg
To stand on Burrows webbing around on it.
No Mr. Townsend not raped
II was simply the senator's glove attempt ward
of body blow
-
The Detroit times., 1910-07-25

wonder that you escaped with a whole
skin
Half an hours ride on car No. 3S7
VIII give You all the exercise you need
for week and after you have gone
through this experience you are en-
titled to full membership in the Order
OF Railway Strap-Hangers.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-25
HEREDITY.

Mrs. Peavish says that she never
realized the power Of heredity until
she noticed how the baby kept her
waiting on IL whenever its father
didn't keep her waiting on him.-Gal-
weston News,
The Detroit times., 1910-07-25
COULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT.

Ephraim Smartweed gazing at the
Singer building)-These here city
folks tell me this is a skyscraper; but
| bin.a.watchin' it fer two hours, and
I hain't seen it do any scrapin' yeti
Judge.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-25

81 noticed the black man had some
thing up his sleeve that surprised al
the fight fans"
What was that?
His arm
The Detroit times., 1910-07-25
NOT TRUE TO LIFE.

Realism on the stage? There is no
such thing" How now7" SIX
months elapse between Act I. and act
III, and yet they have the same cook"
louisville Courier-Journal.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-25
COMING COMPETITION.

The railroads viii have 10 sit up
and take notice when the airships be-
gin bidding for the mail-carrying con.
tracts,--St Paul Pioneer Press.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-25

WIN be so disgusting that the vultures
OF hell viii turn from them and vomit.
Pilot Grove (Mo) Record.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-25

Congressman Townsend and Sen.
ator Burrows met on the same plat
form in Cadillac, and we have it
from the Burrows morning news
paper organ in this city that the
congressman was raped hard
In which same newspaper the same
morning We failed to find a line on
the speech of Senator Cummins in
Council Grove, Kan, trapping Can
The Detroit times., 1910-07-25

Mexico's cotton crop has increased
in IL years from $4,000 bales to 3OO,-
900 bales year.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-25

Dit rst families Of diss
country"
ares
don'd know iss a aborigine?'
died before led
abosn but haf hopes of chnen becom-
The Detroit times., 1910-07-25
Burrows, Driven
Into q Corner by His
Opponent, Owns Up

While Senator cummlns. Insur-
gent. 10 Making Charges In
Kansas, the senior Senator,
Of Michigan (Regular),
10 Contrasting In
Cadillac.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-25

smoothly shaven
marks OF a
themselves with
Ell mark Of a student or professor
The Greenville morning herald. [volume] (Greenville, Tex.) 1890-1956, 1910-09-02
HEALTH A NATIONAL ASSET.

/ Every day aud every bou, In th,
year about 5000. 900 persons lie dan
Ecrously IN in the United states
Fully half of this illness ia nrs
yentable.
Three. fourtbs NJ n1,orc,1osr. ,..,.
which 100000 Americans ala onn,aI
ly. could be avoided
II eacb Ii,o lac, d, ,
H. sl-oo ana a.,, 'pr' a'''u AZ On
ca.pings f,r .a,I,. .'. ,' ",' az
ocoponIc o,tn ,,a, "' o", ''VV' Tue
von,,hI. dis,,.a ', 1870, pi1 ,@',''"s pre-
'''''.'' '.e''u'e u IN doI'
PEG, ri.t,,. NV . "1'' '"',,,'i'1.
,., ..l.,' 80 'a'u E'sN'
wan M va, ,. ,,"'oI9 u''''s''' "'
,,Y.,,a, 5.., .''., i''o '''
,na,,y 49, .l.' '"V a''o VI prevent.
d,.,o r 80 .ty.,. .'-,.l,, '"'''9 -
,,.ss,o.a ~ ~, ',,'" '"o' amy may DE-
foo,d .,ta, n,,,,', '"'a u"'" " ~
,,o aasa5 ~ , Nv, .,i . a. 'o'"' 'ouip
,,ma NV, -, ,o % '''o ""'i''n III =
,on,tn,. s ''.','y'''' ~ '''S'''e " pre-
,,I, ,,' 1'''1' "o'o ,n"n man OF
,,.,. ''.. ,''Y''''' '''e "ouiu come from
,,,.,5 .,', 80, o - ''c"'oSI7' ~
q 10 h.
The Greenville morning herald. [volume] (Greenville, Tex.) 1890-1956, 1910-09-02
CREDIT TO THEIR WIVES

none AmiihA majority over Little
Joe brown Us 1000, L. his three races
''' f''.iho'' ia aiH years lioke smith
iee '''" ]" inc helghborhood Of %,
WV 'o'ea e'ch year There was a
'''.''6 Oh o. IoVoV votes This year as
'''' ''''u WIN ile Total vote OF two
ye''' Ego ana Little joe was the
".'' i"e orange Daliy Loader says:
The Greenville morning herald. [volume] (Greenville, Tex.) 1890-1956, 1910-09-02

day would win the toga Of a senate.
lie IS on tte way"
Mrs. Hote Smith Is a woman Do o
niiant and ambitious. Her iathe
sas a famous lawyer and Domocra
statesman. ioke Smith Is an abil
lawyer, but caros LITTLE for polite y
tonors Mrs. Smith Manned 20 ma.e
him governor Of Georgia first and
then a United States senator lie
eon the office Of governor and WI.
defeated fyr a second term BY Lm
tle joe Brown Politicians SAID
smith would not come back, iha. as
as down and out Mrs smith sa.l
be would come back. Hes back
Mrs Smith says be viii go to the
United States senate lf he uyos 49,.
are willing to bet on Mrs smiihs
Judgment But Little joe wont
come back He Is a crusiy old bach.
eior and whites Impossible poetry
Dallas Times Herald
The Greenville morning herald. [volume] (Greenville, Tex.) 1890-1956, 1910-09-02

iiomesoekers arc coming to Texas
ana they are coming prepared to buy
.ahd' pay cash aud make homes. This
1em is reproduced from The Fort
Worth Record While tho lmmigra.
The Greenville morning herald. [volume] (Greenville, Tex.) 1890-1956, 1910-09-02
RAILROAD TIME TABLE.

(This time card is printed for the
Information of the public. Its cor
rectness Is not guaranteed by thu
publishers OF this paper)
The Greenville morning herald. [volume] (Greenville, Tex.) 1890-1956, 1910-09-02
Friday Sept. ?, 1910.
SUBSTITUTE FOR WHEAT.

r
-, -'''' ''S "Ne"' alA
-''l'''' 1i'O" "'s return
'''' ~ .'''e'''='i'yH Oh crop
.''''. '-' o'''' o''h5 us lAat q
- '.''s -'''' -''ss o. neat VAL
'o,'' ''' 10 ma d .a'Ituie Tor
"' crop l"'S .e.H hs says.
's ''e 7l-''iesl OF the decade
'- ''''''a " s'o'Ag picture OF
1'-7 'u rance ana o'Aer Eu.o-
' ~, 1'''.,' ''S.
''''' on F"'ieH calls himself y
e'op e'I'e'' ana credits his success 10
'''' 'us'ishl IN estimating pro
-''1' N7 '7 generally fegarded as
' wa 'l''' 1'alo' win an aptitude
" .-''- Oh INC night side Of the
,'' do MOI De'hg oFerscrup1.
''- Z" Jus He'No's OF Influencing
""''1A't'h7. very naturally
.'' '''Oh win which his forecast
~ "''l p'oou''ioh VIII be taken by
,Ds american people Nevertheless
'''N - "Oi'As OIL cona'dera
i"e "'eas lh winch wheat can
"' ~ '''l4oH grown nave been clear
~ "'"'"'a out ana there is not much
'' -,. 'Nal lAey "'li be very con
N'He' amy Increased. Improved meth
ou7 % cultivation VIII in time In
''s '''e acreage production but at
The Greenville morning herald. [volume] (Greenville, Tex.) 1890-1956, 1910-09-02

WANTED Furnished rooms for
light housekeeping Address A. care
Herald office. 50
The Greenville morning herald. [volume] (Greenville, Tex.) 1890-1956, 1910-09-02
IDEAL TARIFF AND ANTLoRAFT
PLhNKs.

The Hon C. % Banden Of the
Fourth congfeB l1nal district vas %,
sr~helnAngIy renominatcd by tho
democrats OF his district. and two OF
me planka OF Ais platform are es.
vecially adm able The first COOL
plank Is aa to the iarla and the sec
ond as to the proposed nu-gran leg
slaiion, Tor his satesmanllke fran.
Ing Of which and his jealous work ia
behalf oil same The Chronicle has
hitherto taken occasion 10 heartily
commend Representative RandelI.
The tariff plank is wha, should
have boen adopted by the STATE con.
yention. il is perfect democracg
pure and Undecided, untained by the
treacAery Of the protection" demo.
erat and the plutocrailc democrat
Hero is the ideal tariff plank. to
which every true democrat can subj
scribe WITH all his heart. and f.,
which an calling themselves demo.
c-at5, especially congressman. both
REPRESENTATIVES and senators. shoufd
be- required to subscribe throughou.
ials nation as test OF party aIlee-
.once. We believe in a tariff fo-
revenue only, and we appeal to tho
democrats aud al) honest men in ey.
cry section and every state to rally
"1h one accord 70 this cardinal prln
ciple, laying aside any differences AS
TO matters Of mere detail, to the end
that victory may crown our efforts
and the democratic party may justly
revise The tarn for the best ue7-
eats Of the whole country"
The anu-s-an measure is intended
TO stop the malpractice OF public Of
fcia.a who as lawyers take fees froc,
corporations affected by proposed
legislation Here it &c. and no luz.
man can say that it is not both demo
cratic and right Believing thai
public servants should rep esent tn.
people only In uli matters connected
with the public service. we reanirn.
our pledge to promote legislation pro
hibiting members OF congress from 20.
ceiying gifts employment fees or
compensation from public service cor
porations and Others Interested In
legislation during their terms of ser
vice"
There were delegates present who
we're opposed to tAese Two plank-,
but fortunately they were in a mi
nority Inc convention voted to adopt
the platform as whole. Mr. Ran
dell, IN thanking The democrats OF
nis district Ion the trust reposed in
him, SAID that The tara expregsion
IN the platform was peculiarly plea.
ing 10 him. and also that plaul. which
commended his efforts toward pre-
Venting public servants from serving
corporations. lo declared that the
latter measure was directed al no in.
.aiHdual: thar there WAS nothing per.
7ouaI ID, and that he had advocated
il ever since he became a member OF
congress MI Raudell OF Texas is a
statesman who has already made his
mark. and 10 the coming contest DE
VIII be found Ia the front rank. nghl.
Ing ON the right Houston
Chronicle.
The Greenville morning herald. [volume] (Greenville, Tex.) 1890-1956, 1910-09-02

OLIVER TYPEWRIrERs II cents a
day This Is small sum but II buys
new Mo 8 oliver Typewriter. Easy
OF touch, durable and wholly depend
able. II you are Interested you can
examine the latest model OF this ma
chine at the Heralad onics.
The Greenville morning herald. [volume] (Greenville, Tex.) 1890-1956, 1910-09-02

LosT-A gold locket watch FOB
charm. Finder return to Albert Ma
son and get reward.
The Greenville morning herald. [volume] (Greenville, Tex.) 1890-1956, 1910-09-02
N sOls rlVllI.o.
Mckinney Branch.


Southbound-- Leaves
No. Mail and Express. 7:5Sam.
No. 5-LOne Star Limited. 6:0Opm
Northlound-
No. 6-Lone Star Limited. s:15a.m
No. 2-Mail and Express. 7:s5p.m.
The Greenville morning herald. [volume] (Greenville, Tex.) 1890-1956, 1910-09-02

LOST-An automobile whistle. Find.
eI please return TO A. f. Richter at
the flour mill 90
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-26

Mr.. and Mrs. Deb. Randolph Keim
and Miss Harriette Keim have closed
their summer home, ''Edgemont." Read
ing. Pa. and have opened their Wash
ington house. at 1918 T street northwest.
Mrs. and Miss Keim will be lat home"
on Fridays.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-26

Continued on Page II. Column 2.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-26
CELEBRATE ALL WINTER
Special Train 10 Carry Guests ts
the Busch Residence.

Los Angeles. Nov. 25.-Instructions have
been received to put the Busch residence
in Pasadena in order for the most elab-
crate wedding anniversary party ever
entertained in California
Adolphus Busch and his wife VIII cele-
brate their golden wedding throughout
the winter, although the anniversary is
March z Mgs. Busch will leave st. Louis
In December and will bring a trainload
or guests from various parts OF the East
The party viii travel by special train.
The personnel Of the party has not been
announced. but Pasadena anticipates a
gay season.
Mr.. and Mrs. Busch viii live as usual
at Ivy Wall. where some OF their guests
will also live. The Blossoms" viii be
filled with those who cannot be accom-
nsodated at Ivy Wall"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-26

Mrs. ]. w. McGarry and her sister,
Miss Anna Dalzell. are visiting their
sister, Mrs A. W. Hardness, in Indian
apOlis, Ind.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-26

Mrs ". J. Pettus has recalled the In
vitations to the tea December 3. at which
she was TO introduce her daughter, Miss
Charlotte Pettus. on account OF Illness
in the family. Mrs. and Miss Pettus left
last evening for the South 10 spend the
winter. a portion of which will be spent
at Jekyl Island.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-26
In The SOCIAL WORLD
Official Functions at White
House Announced.
SPEAKERS DINNER IS ADDED

Enlargement of Miss Carrie Louise
Mum and MIR. Reginald BOardman
VIII Entertain December in
Honor OF. Miss Helen Taft.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-26

sells for 50 cents. or the two may be
had for 81
~ NE OF the handsomest assort-
s. s ments OF silver combs.
brushes, and mirrors shown
for the holiday trade Is now
exhibited by a jeweler in f street, be-
tween Ninth and Tenth streets. The
display. which takes up an entire win
dow OF the store. includes some new
and beautiful shapes in these toilet
requisites, and none but the finest de-
signs are shown. Most of these are
perfectly plain, intended to be adorned
with only a handsome monogram, or
have the new striped effects made by
alternate plain or engine-made panels.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-26

The Assistant Secretary OF War and
Mrs. Robert Shaw Oliver have as their
guests for the weekend their son-En-
law and daughter. Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-26
Picture Framing
For the Holidays.

VkTE request those having
wv photographs and pic
lures to be framed for
Christmas gifts that they be
brought now. Our stock at pres
ent is complete, comprising about
1000 kinds of holdings and
about twice that number of oval
and square made-up frames. SUI
perior workmanship combined
with highest class materials and
artistic appreciation of the re-
quirements of various subjects
mark our work.
Fourth hocr-Tenth 81.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-26

Mrs William Haywood has out cards
for Wednesday, December Il, from to Z.
when Miss Doris Haywood will make her
initial bow to Washington society.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-26

tantes. Miss Van Arsdsle will give a
series of luncbe0ns, at which her guests
viii be a number of the buds of this sea-
son and last. Miss Van Arsdale VIII ae-
company a party OF friends to Philadel-
phia, where she viii attend the football
game.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-26

mems shop in Pennsylvania avenue,
near Ninth street. who had made to
order in Europe boxes to match a new
necktie and handkerchief of silk for
holiday gifts. These are shown In all
the smart colors, with horizontal, YER
teal, or cross-harred stripes of white.
The tie or the handkerchief In q box
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-26

Miss Isabel Clarke entertained at din
ner last evening in honor Of Miss Eleanor
Terry and Lieut.. Filippo CamPerio.
Royal Italian Navy.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-26

A VERY clever idea was that
- originated by the manager
of the neckwear and fur
nishinR department of n htg
Norwich bulletin., 1910-05-20
A Prince and His Biaots.

The sovereigns of England are called upon to subscribe to an oath in which they declare their belief that "the in vocation or adoration of the Virgin Mary or any other saint and the sac rif1ce of the mass as now used in the church of Rome are superstitious and idolatrous." Prince George has asked that change be made in the oath for he, as his father before him, dis likes the idea of offending the Catho- lies of his realm and the other Catho- lies among whom he counts friends. But 8 storm of bitter protest has aris- en. Extremists among Protestants have appealed to members of parlia- ment to decline Prince Georges be- quest, quoting Scripture history and tradition to their purpose and limiting darkly at political oblivion for those who do not stand by the oath.
 The bigot is a strange creature If the new king fails to take a solemn pledge outrageous to the religious faith of some millions of his people he is thereupon made the object of hatred and possibly of denunciation from pull pits. If he bows to the oath he states a positive opinion upon affairs of which, actually, he has no such opin- ion whatsoever. Yet the bigot is pre- pared to condemn the king who thinks of others feelings and to express ad- miration for a king who publicly sub scribes to a 1ie.-To1edo Blade
Norwich bulletin., 1910-05-20
An International Menace.

Society has no graver fault to an swer for than that it permits white slavery to flourish. The blame at taches to all nations; the blight of this international curse rests on civili- zation everywhere. There met in Paris the other day conference of the nations called for the purpose of devis- ing means to combat this form of slavery It was not the first effort of the kind. At least as far back as 1902 such an international gathering was held and since that time, due in some large measure to the agitation set in motion at that conference, the evil has been curbed to an appreciable extent. More stringent laws have been enact ed and enforced in Great Britain and continental countries and much of the traffic between the nations has been broken up.
 That much remains to be done, how ever, is sufficiently clear. Investi- gations in the United States. official and unofficial, have disclosed the fact that the importation of girls and young women for immoral purposes still thrives. Congress and the various state legislatures have undertaken to check the traffic. Their activity has doubtless had an effect, but the great menacing problem remains to be soIv- ed.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.