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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-10-12
How Stupid!

Mrs. Jones Oreading)-It says here
that nautical mile is $3.50 feet and
a statute mile is only $3.50 feet. Why
is that? thought a mile was mile
Mr.. Jones without looking up from
his paper)-Well. mile IL mile, but
a statute mile is measured on dry
land, while a nautical mile is measured
on the water, 3and you know most
things swell when in water.
Mrs. Jones (resuming her reading)-
Why, Of course! How stupid-Ladies'
Home Journal
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-10-12
Just the Qthar MAY.

Rudyard Kipling was once visiting
at country house at which Miss Dor.
othy Drew. the famous granddaughter
of Mr.. Gladstone. then little girl, was
also staying She was sent out into the
garden with the distinguished author
Later on. when the other grownups
joined them, little Miss Dorothy was
asked, II hope you didn't bore Mr..
Kipling?"
mo. but he bored me frightfully,"
was the unexpected and resigned re.
ply.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-10-12
Wait a Bit,

Guest-Look here. How long am I
going to have to wait for that half por.
ton Of duck I ordered? Waiter-Tin
somebody orders the other half. We
can't go out and kill half duck.-To-
ledo Blade
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-10-12
ANNOUNCEM EMIT.

ANNOUNCEMENT.
To the Voters of Burleigh County:
hereby announce myself as candi'
date for the Office OF sheriff and re.
specially solicit the favor of your sup
port and votes at the ensuing gen.
eral election.
WILLIAM E. BREEN.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-10-12
How II Looked.

"Why don't you eat your caviare?"
asked the host.
Didn't know it was to eat" replied
Broncho Bob. II thought there had
been an accident and the cook spilled
the bird shot, Washington Star.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-10-12
Filtration.

"What really constitutes flirtation?"
asked the young man of the woman of
the world.
"Attention without Intention" re-
piled the experienced one.-Scraps.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-10-12
POLITICAL
Announcements
TO THE VOTERS OF THE SECOND
COMMISSIONER DISTRICT.

l beg to announce my candidacy
for commissioner of the second com.
missioner district in Burleigh county
at the forthcoming election
FRED w. KORN.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-10-12

republicans who vote the democratic
ticket or a part of it will help to con-
tribute to this end, if enough repub~
lican votes are gained by the democrats
to elect the head Of the democratic
ticket.
Do the republican, OF this state want
t. help the democratic national organ
izu.ull in the next presidential cleo
ton, hat i, the effect Of a republican
vote for democrat as governor ni
\or,l, Dakota. The issue ought ~ b.:
made plain and clear, 50 that no vnt'r
can mi, the significance OF it.
Says the Bo,tincau News: OF all the
70, that i, going through the demo-
cratic and mlgwlllnp press about I. y.
johnson and his candidacy for gov
crnor, none have been able to cast any
thing disrc,pcctiul against his cl'arac'-
or or political record.
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Annuse11,emts

October 20.-The Volunteer Organ
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:. :: :: :: Z: 49, :: :. :: :. :: {: ! : =

:. at will be your duty to elect
:: United States senator, and it
:. ours is a government Of the peo'
:. pie, you will, as speedily as pos.
:: sibIe, comply with the wishes OF
:. the people as expressed at the
:. polls at the last general election.
:. For several years the two
:: great political parties Of this
:. state have advocated the e'ec'
:. ton of United States senators by
:. a direct vote of the people. THE
:: PEOPLE FEEL THAT, IF THE
:. SENATORS WE'RE ELECTED
= By A DIRECT VOTE, THE
:. SAME AS THEIR REPREsEN-
:. TATIvEs, THEY WOULD BE
:. BETTER AND TRUER REPRE-
:. sENTATiVES OF A GOVERN
= MENT OF THE PEOPLE, and
:. it was because Of this prevailing
:. sentiment that the last legis'at-
:. i've assembly made some advanc-
:. es toward the selection OF United
:. States senators by direct vote
:. Of the people.
:: The present legislation upon
:. the subject, however, does not
:. meet the demands Of the people.
:. 1t is only half way measure.
:. 1t only enables the different par
:. ties to select their party choice
:. and does not permit the selection :
:. of the popular choice Of the
:. whole people. If the people real :
+ Iy believe in the election OF
:. United States senators by direct :
:. vote, then our present laws
:. should be amended so that each :
: party could nominate its candi-
:. date and THE CANDIDATE RE- :
:: CElVING THE HIGHEST NUM- :
:: Der OF VOTES AT THE GEN. :
:: ERAL ELECTION SHOULD BE :
= CHOSEN SENATOR BY THIS :
:. BODY REGARDLESS OF POLL
:: TICS"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-10-12
:. :: :: :: 1: :. :. :. :. :. :. :. :

The above statement is part OF
the message of Gov. Burke delivered
to the legislature Wednesday, Jan.
uary 9Th, 1909, and is found on pages
9 and 10 of the printed message.
These are the views of John Burke
stated publicly and officially.
Mark their import and then consid'
err his actions in the matter of tEs
appointment of a United Staes sena'
tor
The governor urges SPEEDY
COMPLIANCE WITH THE WISHES
OF THE PEOPLE AS EXPRESSED
AT THE POLLS IN THE GENERAL
ELECTION BECAUSE THIS is A
GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLE.
The governor states his belief that
SENATORS WOULD BIZ BETTER
AND TRUER REPRESENTATIVES
OF THE PEOPLE IF SELECTED BY
A DIRECT VOTE, and advocated the
SELECTION OF THE CANDIDATE
RECEIVING THE HIGHEST NUM-
Der OF VOTES AT THE GENERAL
ELECTION REGARDLESS OF POLL
TICS.
There can be no question, no doubt,
no misunderstanding as to the COVER
nor's views of this question of the Sc
lection of United States senators.
HOW DID GOVERNOR BURKE
CARRY INTO EFFECT HIS PUB
LEGALLY EXPRESSED VIEWS?
At the primary election in June,
1908, the result of the canvass show
ed the following vote on the senator
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-10-12

Johnson was the choice of the peO-
pie and was promptly elected by a
republican legislature in January of
1909.
The untimely death of Senator
johnson within few months after his
election, caused a vacancy, and under
the law Governor Burke was vested
with the power to select a United
States senator and CARRY INTO Eff
Feet THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE
BY SELECTING THEIR CHOICE.
DID GOVERNOR BURKE HAVE
ANY MEANS OF KNOWING THE
CHOICE OF THE PEOPLE OF
NORTH DAKOTA, REGARDLESS
OF PARTY?
Here is the choice of the people as
expressed
MARSHALL, Republican, at the
general election, received 36,432 votes
CASHEL, Democrat, at the June pri-
maries, received 6,735 votes. PUR-
CELL, democrat, at the June primar'
| les, received 4,466 votes.
Did the governor appoint Thomas
F. Marshall, THE CANDIDATE RE.
CEIV1NG THE HIGHEST NUMBER
OF VOTES AT THE GENERAL
ELECTION, REGARDLESS OF POLL
TICS?
| Emphatically NO.
HE APPOINTED HIS PERSONAL
FRIEND, FOUNTAIN L. THOMPSON
man whose name had never been
mentioned in connection with the sen
atorship. and who was unknown and
untried in public life.
! Later when Senator Thompson re
signed, did Governor Burke appoint
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Jhe $ismarek Tribune.
az M. n. JEWELL

Every Morning, except Monday. and Weekly
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Publication Office:
800 FOURTH STREET, COR. BROADWAY
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At the general election in November
1908, the result of the canvass showed
the following vote on the senator
ship:
Martin NJ johnson ...... .39,304
Thomas f. Marshall ..... 1864
F. L. Thompson .......... 0
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substitution Rates:

No attention paid to anonymous coiltf'Du'
f,o,s Writer'S name must be known to the
editor. but not necessarily for publication.
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ADVERTISING AGENTS.:
MEMBER OF ASSOCIATED PRESS.

Entered as sccond-class matter.
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rs+,h,;sh.d Daily. 1881 Oldes, in State
ao'9Aeo weekly, 1913
Observation-Disclosures Office. 81; Edito1ia1 &'o
Local. IL.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-02-03
Moman,s CInh Gives Tea.

Wednesday, January 2G, was truly
a Red Letter day in the history of
the Woman's Club of Hood River.
1t was Scholarship Loan Fund day,
and right royalty did the wo-
men OF Hood River town aud valley
rally to make the day grand sue.
GEES. The Odd Fellows Hall was made
to look like Fairy Land with beauti.
tul flowers, delicately shaded candles
and electric lights and like a verit-
able fairy herself, wa, our president
fitting from guest to guest bidding
hem welcome. A most delightful
program was rendered under the
leadership of Mrs. Page. Mrs.
Stewart and Mrs. Butler sell we'd at the
refres hment table and the young
ladies of the club uaintily gowned in
white served the waiting guests.
Pleasing vocal solos we're rendered
by Mrs Sletteu, Miss Vannett, Mrs.
Jayne and Mrs. Schmeltzer. Misses
Eva Yates and Helen Orr favored the
guests with Rotations. Misses
Gcfi and Carter we're on the program
for piano solos. Mrs. Batohelder gave
short address on the Scholarship
Loan Fund" Mesdames Batchelder
Page, Bailey, and l.. Clerk compos-
ed the reception and on the refresh
ment committee we're: Mesdames Kin.
nsird, SchatinsI, g. Thompson, f.
}. Young and L. Bishop. --Contri buted.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-02-03
SOME BIG RANCH
DEALS CLOSED

Several big deals in orchard land
have marked the past week which
show an increase in values aud by
this early activity means big influx
OF settlers tor the fruit land during
the summer. The Eaton ranch on
the sast side had been rurchsed by
J. II. Day, of Portland, for $50, 600.
This 10 one of the best orchards in
the valley, having been planted by b.
4. Duncan and later sold to WYman
and George Eaton. 1t consists of
fraction over q acres and 10 in apple
trees ranging from four to eight
years old. Dsvlin & Firebsugh re
port the sale.
Tbs sale OF the j. II. Heilbronner
20 acre place mile and halt south
of town to Capt. q. z. McCan, re-
ported by W T.. Nichol, tor $50, 600
cash, represents probably the highest
price get paid for Hood River valley
land in o similar state Of improve
ment. Thirteen acres OF this place is
10 year old trees aud the rest is
clea ed aud under cultivation This
ranch sdjoins the l. II Smith raUcb
which Was purchased ten days ago by
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-02-03

The country home of Prof and Mrs.
g. d. Thompson was the scene of
very pretty birthday party Saturday
evening, when Miss Merlie Blinn and
Master Willie Sylvester entertained
number of their little friends in cele-
bration of their fourth and seventh
birthdays. The hospitality OF the
rhompsons was given decided
Southern color Saturday evening by
the two black mammies who greeted
the "chilluns" at the door and saw
to 1t that their every whim was salts
fed. Little Merlie and Master Willie
we're the recipients Of many presents
and the opening of the packages was a
great delight to the youngsters Prof.
Thompson brought forth blackboard
and each child drew picture of an
animal while the members of the par
ty guessed its species. Some truly
wonderful artistic feats we're accom-
plished by the little ones. The party
enjoyed number of games and we're
kept in a good bumor by being al.
lowed to "piece" through the evening
with bread and sugar. At late hour
dainty supper was served and the
birthday cake with its candles was cut
All the children LETT tor their homes
wishing Willie and Merlie mRny hap.
Nv returns OF the occasion.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-02-03
MASON TALKS
IN PORTLAND
ORCHARDIST TELLS EXPERIENCES
GO0d Profits and Free Life Typical of
Fruit Handling-Shepard
Speaks Next saturday.

A. |. Mason addressed the Portland
Apple Growers Association last Satur-
day evening and told of the planting
and caring for an orchard. The sub
ject assigned him was "lhe Apple ::
From Start to Finish, hut he took
II only as TAI as the packing table
and f. h. shepard, editor of "Better
Fruit" will speak to the Portland
Growers next Saturday night picking
the apple up from the packing table
and tracing II TO the market.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-02-03
Railway Mail Clerks Wanted
The Government pays Railway Mail
Clerks $500 to 81 200, and other EN-
ployees up to $2,5Oo annually.

Uncle Sam will hold spring examina-
tons throughout the country for Rail-
way Mail Clerks, Custom House Clerks,
Stenographers, Bookkeepers, Depart
mental Clerks and other Government
Positions. Thousands of appointments
will be made Any man or woman over
l8, iu City or country, can get instrue-
ton and frer Information by writing at
once to the Bureau of instruction, 1867
Hamlin Building, Rochester, N. Y.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-02-03

Capt. McCRn.
q. Y, Edwards Il Co., sold for D.
l.. Davidson, the remaining one halt
of his Willow Flat ranch to W. A.
Melville, of Edingturg, Scotland. Mr..
Melville will clear The balance Of the
unimproved part and set all to trees.
Mr.. Melville at the present time is
attending the horticultural course at
Corvallis, aud will soon return and
take possession.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-02-03
Real Estate
Bulletin

81 900. 40 acres of land 10 miles out,
mostly brush land easily cleared Red
shot soil. Terms, $1,000 down.
$4,000. so acres in Oak Grove dis
trict; red shot soil; land easily cleared;
beautiful building site. Terms.
81 600. 40 acres uncleared land, six
miles out, on East Side; 3 acres
cleared, fine slope and soil. Terms.
S6, $50. 10 acres, acres in trees, from
one year old to bearing, standard va
rieties; acres of pasture, running
water. One acre of berries between
trees; cherries, peaches and pears.
This is one mile from town; extra
go I'd soil and slope 5 inches Of water.
Terms.
$500. II acres, 8 miles out; acres
in 8 to 8 year old trees, balance pas
ture; all fine apple land adjoins one
Of the best orchards in the valley.
Small house, barn, we'll and 3 inches
of water. One half acre OF berries
between trees, also blackberries and
other small fruits.
PHONE 22s-L
G.. Y. Edwards
& COMPANY
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-02-03
Paragraph PuIpit.

The day is past when we can be
satisfied In worshiping an abstract,
and far away deity Our philosophy
needs to bring Him nearer; our
ideas of God mus make Him more
real, that we may feel that his spirit
may come into helpful relations with
our lives. God and we must be OF
the same nature, IL We are to under
stand Him, both human or both
divine. Let as relieve that He !.
like ourselves, and that We are lik"
Him; thus We may respond to hi-
influence and his inner call to right
eousness. Rev. II. A. Macdonald.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-02-03
NATIONALLIFE INSURANCE
CO. Of ]. s. A.
1885

ESTABLISHED 1858
Over One Million Dollars of
Insurance in force in Hood
River County. Death claims
paid promptly.
For information and rates apply to
J. M. SCHMELTZER, Local Representative
A. b. COMBS, State Mgr, Portland
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-02-03
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Not Coal Land.
NDL NOhl l1huus
- a.
Department OF the Interior, -..
U. y. Land ONCE at The Dalles, oregon,

Department. OI LIt IHUtTIUII ~
U. y. Land ONCE at The Dalies, oregon,
January q, 1910.
Notice is hereby given that Jesse Davidson,
of Mt. Hood. oregon, who, on April 9Th, 1908,
made Homestead entry tSerlal No. 02846),
No 1887 for Lot Sec a. lots Is 4 is Sec, a. and
SWk SWI4, Sec. 26, township NJ, Range 10 II,
Willamette Meridian, has filed notice OF in-
tention 10 make final hvey year proof TO es-
tablish claim TO the land above describe
before Henry l.. Howe, Unites States Com
missioner, at his Office, in Hood River, Ore
gon on the 5th day Of March, 1910
Claimant names rs witnesses: Thomas VI
Larwosd, WtlimIn FdicR David X Copper
and JoS pn Dimlck, all 4 Mt. Hood. oregon.
j27.m3 q, W. MOORE, Register.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-02-03
Start the New Year
Right===OWn Your Own
Home or at Least a Lot

There will be more building in 1910 than any previous
year on record During 1908 and 1909 hundreds of new
houses were built; also few handsome business blocks
This was only starter-you will witness real progress
this year.
Now is the time to get busy and buy some OF these
bargains that are available. Don't wait until the other
fellow buys the property you wanted, but investigate
today.
Here are a few splendid bargain in city property:
Lot 5OxlOO on south side of State street with beautiful
view of the Columbia River and Mt Adams. room
house. running water electric light and sewer connec-
tions For two weeks at present price. $l2OO. Cash
OOx1 SO Corner Lot south side of State street with
beautiful view Several handsome shade trees ST 500
Terms.
look 90 on south side of State street. Good residences
on both sides Fine view of the Columbia and Mt.
Adams. $500. Terms.
look 90 for business property Cascade Ave
with good room house. fine bargain. $55OO
Terms.
IOOxlO corner on Oak street Good business corner
fine bargain $4,000. Terms.
We have number of good residences that are real bar
gains
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-02-03
New Homes.

The Manzanola Orchard & Land Co.
now offer to the man of small means an
opportunity to own fruit ranch in the
Little White Salmon Valley. The COM
pany has plated about 1000 acres in five
and ten acre tracts, and now offers them
for sale at prices and on terms that
make it possible for those of limited
means to own a good home of as fine
irrigated fruit land as can be found in
the whole Hood River fruit district.
This valley is located on the north
bank of the Columbia river, 5 miles be-
low Hood River.
If interested zee, phone or write to
G. B. Arisman, Underwood, Wash, cen
tral phone, or +. G. Wilson, Hood River,
Oregon, phone 2093M.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-02-03

D. l.. Walters was ia this city from
Hood River last week when he sold to
the Chesehro Investment Company
100 acres OF Dutch Flat apple land.
-Dalles Chronicle.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-09-09

it will cost the city several hundred
thousand dollars to dig up its water
mains and sewers to obtain from
others the information which Mack
was ordered by ordinance many years
ago to keep in the books of his office
and to transfer TO charts for the city
records.
Unless this council can obtain this
information from Mr.. Mack our city
will have suffered many thousands of
dollars of damage by reason of his
failure to perform this very necessary
duty, and l herewith serve notice on
the mayor and city council that unless
those maps, with complete Information
as TO sewer and water mains are
brought before this council on Oct. l..
as promised by the mayor, will pre-
sent to this council such resolutions or
ordinances as Will cause the discharge
Of Mack from city employ for wilful
neglect of his duty.
Il sincerely hope that our mayor will
leave Mr.. Mack to make his own de-
Tense and viii hereafter cooperate
with this council in protecting the
city's property.
I'm order 70 avoid suspicion l here
with acknowledge that 1 have employed
assistance in preparing this ordinance
and this statement of my reasons for
Introducing it.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-09-09
What About Sewer Pipe?
FRANK E. LONGS COMPANY.
At the New Odeon Next Week A
Week Iona

The Frank z. Long Stock Company,
all week long. will be the attraction at
the New Odeon all fair week. The
opening play for Monday night will
be four act rural drama, The Brok-
en- Violin" Ladies will be admitted
free on the opening night with each
paid 30-cent ticket bought before 6 p.
m. Monday. The prices for the week
will De 10, 20 and go cents.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-09-09
Ny Old Customers.

They come back year after year be-
cause they get suits which satisfy them
in appearance, fit. wear and value.
Ny way Of tailoring is no experiment
with them. It won't be for you.
Let's talk It over.
Business suits SIS to ss5. Hopkins
& Son. the popular tailors.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-09-09
Respectfully,
GEORGE HERM
Clark opposes Ordinance.

"Respectfully,
/ GEORGE HERNIA n"
Clark Opposes Ordinance.
When Mr. Hermans ordinance was
Tread and its adoption moved by its
maker, Mr.. Clark wanted to know of
Mr. Herman what he expected TO ac-
complish by the ordinance.
Mr. Herman replied that when Mr..
Webster and Mr.. Mcbride reinstated
Mr. Mack and again placed him in his
present position, il was With the I'M
derstanding that Mack prepare COM
plete maps and charts of the water and
sewer mains. The council had been
trying TO get Mr. Mack to do this work
for TWO years Then, thru an over
sight the duty was placed in the hands
OF the city engineer. BY this ordinance
Mt. Herman said the object was TO re-
store the power to Mr.. Mack, and he
believed Mr. Mack was the only per-
son who could furnish the information
necessary Mr.. Herman said that the
work was Of great Importance, and it
was especially important at the pres
ent time in view Of the forthcoming
special election when the people would
be asked 10 vote on a $4,000 bond is
sue 10 complete the sewer system.
Without the plats Mr.. Herman feared
that the bond issue would not carry.
Believes Engineers Duty.
Mr.. ARK sald 'ha' ne pv.levea me
work Vas the duty OF the engineer ana
rot the superintendent Of mains and
that the mayor should require Mack to
furnish the engineer with the neces-
sary assistance The mere fact ina.
Mack and the engineer don MT II on
together" has nothing TO do with the
case SAID Mt. ARK. II .he I!'IoFiila
ton is in the hands Of Mr. Mack, ne
should be compelled 70 lhlpar' H. salo
Mr.. clark II you take me culles ou'
Of the engineers hands for COD sake
WHATS he got . do. asked Clark.
What hds the engineer cone since
he's been her also asked o-aFk.
Leave it - the engineers duty and
instruct Mack 70 furAlsh the oala.
Mr.. Psenicka thought that by all
means Mack shonld pc compelled 70
give UP the Information as the city ana
The public We're entitled 70 II ana
should have IL
The mayor said TIA, il the council
would give him instructions to get he
information, Ne would get IL
Talks Like Wind Blows.
Mr. Herman said that MI clark
talked like the wind blows on the
praries Last Week. said Herman,
Clark said ne couldn't vote because
il Took the power away from Mt Mack;