Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-01-13
Theirs and Ours

some men economic by making the
baby do without fresh milk.
Some people are so proper that they
wont even use common nouns.
We are all making mistakes in the
new year. We will write it 1909.
1t is a microbe that causes the suf-
fragette, and that microbe is man.
1t is a good rule to suspect the
| other fellow of being right sometimes.
OF course, Maude, anyone should
know that ice will be cheap next sum !.
mer.
Next to owning pony boy would
rather own another boy who owns u
pony
A square deal to most men means
one in which they get the best of tho
bargain.
It's rather tough for CRATER or
anone else to be Exposed" in cold
weather.
Is it coincidence when a man
and his wife are both married on the
same day?
A high school ON long island has is
sued an edict against hair puffs and
cosmetics.
When the city council holds coun
sci of war we don't always hear the
war-whoop.
Yes, it's cold. But how would you
like to wear nothing but a slight
moustache?
1t is safe to say that if your we'd
ding goes off without a hitch you are
not married.
There is something in the wind .
Maybe you've decided to blow your
Iself and pay up.
We haven't saved our barrel of
jokes just because we haven't a saw.
ing sense of humor.
1t will be real relief to have speed
maniacs falling on our heads instead
of running over us.
Will power is remarkably strong
| in some people and wont power is apt
to be just as strong.
| A great deal is heard of the art OF
remembering and but little of the
fine art of forgetting.
Some people change doctors just be.
| cause they want to be fair in the dis
L f,,ib ,f u
1t is not an enviable reputation
that of being lhle to say mean II
things than anyone else
There is little difference between
getting your daughters off your hands
and your sons on their feet.
If you see fault in some one, think
of two of your own and do not add q
third by your hasty judgment.
A womans affection is said to grow
from year to year in proportion as
his salary advances from ditto to ditto
If you want job go after it.
Don't stand back and make googco
eyes at it. 1t is not apt to come 10
you.
The holiday vacation is no loss to
the average college boy. 1t is the
season between foot ball and track
work
1t is discouraging when one gives
his life earning bread and clothes,
then to have dyspepsia and the clothes
not fit
An English policeman has just died
as a result of riot with suffragettes
They must have real womans club
over there.
Ii man should call you a liar you
can't tel just what you would do.
1t would depend somewhat on the size
of the man.
| 1t is a thoughtful girl who learns to
play the piano for the elevation of
her neighbors rather than for her
own amusement?
There would be more happy mar
riages if man would handle his wife
as tenderly and carefully as he does
his olG triar pipe.
Man wants but little here below,
Except in politics;
And there when once he gets hold
He sticks, and sticks and sticks.
What avocation, please, more grand,
Than that of him who tills the land?
Who could the scepter better WELD
Than he who guides the pillow afield
What man is every inch king?
To whom should nations tribute
bring?
The farmer.