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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-04-02
FOR sALE-HoUsEs.
FOR SALE

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home west Of 14th ST.; rooms and bath; cell
lar; modern heating plaut: front and back
porches; In Al condition. exceptionally easy
terms can be arranged.
PHILLIPS & SAGER
It's 18th st. Phone n 1897
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-04-02

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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-09-24

the going be the
best kind of farmer know how I'm going have farm that will
give sufficient returns for the labor eXpend on it,
you'll succeed Eleanor said earnestly And she wondered why
she had before realized how and and noble Charlie
After ALL the exceeding fast Each time Eleanor
she little what had been bitter to her
smiling all day there great stir of noise rushing
Wheels footing the yard the naples wheeled
big red filled with eXubeant Eleanor curning
the front porch and singing she tossed the dser
She hurry be through her work. for there picnic in
the negborOOd that day. she and Charlie going
the dashr stayed her hands and she gaed startled at the young
fellow who sprung from the up
her with his hat in his hand.
GLOW you do Eleanor?' he said
Eleanor wiped her hands her apron
She tried something And all the time she thinking things
she could He took the peeped
"Why, say Eleanor he exclaimed "the buffers Won't
give uttermk drink? We've been riding
touring the country, you know It's great"
He chartered about the eats of the while Eleanor
composed gathered the butter and took the brown wood
bowl The young the disposed themselves comfortably
and lit cigarettes They did her
they had all drank from the pitcher of butterm
out to them. Then they called their thanks to her.
drink, ?" grumbed grandmother
were gone as all the buttermilk drunk up, EInOr?"
"Oh, no. Eleanor answered.
The red slipping the slope and
she watched it she wondered how when the
lshe had learned much.
He wasn't for she thought him
that And I'm glad glad that everything Just as is
For it's best I'll teach school this year then' color
softly into her face. Why there's CHARLIE" exclaimed
For Charlie usual ahead coming up the road
fast his spirited brown horse would bring hmChcagO Dali
News
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-09-24
NEW DREADNOUGHT GINS.

A new and more powerful voo,o,
IN the shape of guns of 1875 niche.
calibre instead of the 12.incb o,rs
nlIherto in use will henceforward he
introduced in all large new sbins buiIt
Tor the British Navy as they will be
into the Orion, a recent Glasgow die.
patch says. This decision was arrived
at some time ago by the naval autbo.
rites, and several Of these new GINS
are already in the course of prepara.
uon at the works of Messrs. Beard
more d Co., Parkhead, Glasgow.
The success which attended the
Parkhead firms production of the two
Finch guns made lastyear and placed
IN the battleship Neptune has esta1.
lished their reputation in this branch
OF guns of the heavier type.
The difference between the Pinch
and the 1875 gun is that the bore of
the new gun is IL inches larger. The.
ne" gun VIII also be a few inches
longer than so feet. The earlier gun
weighed 81 tons, and the later will
weigh something over 70 tons.
The effect of the increase in calibre
is, however, best seen in the COMPARE
tive weights of the proiectiles
which the two types fire. The 12-incb
discharges a shell $50 pounds in
weight, while the 1876 will fire one Of
1850 pounds-an increase of no fewer
than 400 pounds.
This latest instrument of destruction
hurting a projectile of considerably
more than half ton weight, will be
able to perforate % inches of KrupD
steel armor plate at a distance of
three miles.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1910-03-05
New Advertisements.
Makes Rapid Headway
Add This Fact to
Your Store of knowledge

Kidney disease advances so rapidly
that many person is firmly in its grasp
before aware of its progress. Prompt
attention should be given the slightest
symptom of kidney disorder. If there Is
dull pain in the back headaches, dizzy
spells or a tired, worn out feeling, or if
the urine is dark, foul smelling, irregu-
lar and attended with pain, procure a
good kidney remedy at once.
Your townspeOple recommend DOan S
Kidney Pills. Read the statement of
this Frostburg resident.
Mrs MICHEL HIGGINs, of Centre street.
Frost burg, Md, says
II consider Doan's Kidney Pills to be a
reliable remedy for disordered kidneys My
daughter was afflicted with kidney trouble
for several months. 1t began with Il slight
weakness in the small Other back, which
developed into a dull ache. She was also
subject to attacks of dizziness, and was grow
ing worse every day. We finally procured
Doans Kidney Pills at j. w. SHEA's Drug
Store. and through their use she was cured
For sale by all dealers. Price 80
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's, and
take no other. March
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1910-03-05
-. MEAD CYCLE COMPANY, Ciissso,..c

playgrcul d consists in the fact that il
affords supervised and organized play
as we'll as chance fer exercise and
recreation. 1t teaches team work
and promotes among the children that
essential democracy everywhere need
ed. \ home without lawn in SWarth-
more is an exception, and the citizens
are more than ordinarily prosperous.
Yet every day since the playground
was opened this summer there has
been an average of fifty children in
attendance, not counting the baseball
enthusiasts. The ground was lent by
a public spirited citizen, and a Volun-
tccr committee Of five men raised the
necessary funds and provided the ap-
paratuS, consisting Of two sand boxes
four swings, two SccSaws, a giant
stride or flying DutChman," swing
ing log, tcthrr ball quoitS, croQuct and
baseball. one of the public school
teachers is employed to organize and
supervise the play. The projectors OF
the movement are looking forward to
a municipal Playground
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1910-03-05
The Next Move.

A substantial looking man halted for
moment in the street, pulled out a
big wallet and examined n card which
he took from it. AS he dropped the
card back and closed the book Il fat
wad Of bills showed in one of its com
partments. y pair Of pickpockets pass
ing caught sight Of the money, and,
with a rapid exchange Of meaning
glances, they dropped little behind
and followed the man for several
blocks with the view of avaling them
selves Of the first opportunity to re-
lieve him of the roll. After awhile
the man with the wad suddenly turn
ed and entered lawyers office, leav-
ing the pickpockets facing each other
with looks of diSmay.
what shall we do now" growlcd
one of them.
LET us wait for the lawyer" said
the other.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1910-03-05
Melba's First Appearance,

Melba's first public appearance was
made at the age of six, when she sang
Comm Thro the Rye" ut school
concert. She was eager to hear what
her playfellowS. and one in particular
thought of her triumph. After many
indirect attempts to introduce the sub
ject Nellie at length found herself
unable to wait longer and exclaimed
eXcitedly: But the concert, the con
cert! | sang last night and was en-
.rored" And she looked with inter
est in the face Of her friend, who
answered witheringly, Eyes; Nellie
Mitchell and could see your garters."
Media in "a Biography"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1910-03-05
GREAT TRADE BOOMER.
Why Clerks In Stores Should Keep
Posted on the Advertising.


Posted on the Advertising.
Mr. Clerk or Miss Clerk, do you
realize just why You should keep post
ed on the advertising done by your
matter much thought and would be
surprised to know that it is Of great
Importance to you. OF course you
know that your success depends i'll
a great measure on the amount of
your sales and, too, that the success
of the store depends ON the sales of
its clerks.
Advertisements are written, printed
and distributed to increase sales, but
they cannot be fully effective without
your cooperation. And as you help
the advertising it will help you to
make more sales, to increase your value
to your employer.
Call the attention of probable Gus
toners to the advertised articles. You
can sell things that are advertised in
less time and with less effort than
other goods and have spare time to
other sales.
Do this for your own sake as meth
cd of increasing your sales and there
by your worth. For the stores sake
call attention to goods advertised in
other departments.
Keep posted on all that is mentioned
in the publicity of your firm, whether
it directly concerns you or not. You
may be working in wash goods while
a very important sale of carpets is
special event to customers is liable to
give them the impression that the sale
doesn't amount to very much, after
all.
Just try pushing advertised goods
for n few weeks and see your sales
record climb skyward. Notice, too,
how much more attention the boss
pays to you since your sales have in
creased. Keep up the pace little
longer and you'll find an increase in
yOur pay envelope, or possibly the store
across the street will think you are a
live wire and offer you remuneration
beyond your fondest dreams.
OF course it means work, but so does
the possession of anything worth hay
ing. And II you care for position and
money you can afford TO give it
trial No starting time like the pres.
emit. w. Fisk, Oshkosh (Wis) Cor.
Dry Goods Reporter.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1910-03-05
The KettIedrum In Music.

In lecture delivered at the Royal
Society Of Arts by Gabriel Clrathcr
ON the "MuStcai Aspect of Drums" ii
was contcndcd that the kcttlcdrum
was one of the few perfect inStru
mcntS in the orchestra, ewing to the
eXactness of its scale. The kcttledrum
he cOntcndCd, was perfectly Compe-
tent TO produce atmosphere as well as
rhythm Even to tune the instrument
three things were required perfect
musical ear, fine sense of touch and
five years experience. After playing
over kcttlcdrum melody, written
eighty years ago, from Meycrbecr'S
''Robcrt lie Diable," Mr.. Cleather con
tinucd, Il venture to say that, outside
the musical profession, not one person
in hundred of those who listen to an
orchestra in England today knows that
tympani have notes and can give out
n melody" No instrument, he added,
had a greater range of power than the
kettlcdrum, for none could be played
more softly, and none had greater pen.
etrating pOwer.-Dundee Advertiser.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1910-03-05
NEED OF FAIRGROUNDS.

Their Value to Small Towns, as Shown
In the Case of Swarthmore, Pa.
The playground movement has taken
strong hold upon many cities, for the
need lies upon the surface. Not s."
apparent to many persons is the i'm
portance Of Fairgrounds for the small
town and the city suburb. Swarth
more. Pa. has equipped public play
ground that seems TO show the need
and yalue OF the movement even in Il
community where there Is fresh air
and open lronM. for the value Of the
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1910-03-05
Opportunity.

Master of human destinies am I!
Fame. love and fortune on my footsteps
wait;
Cities and fields | walk; l penetrate
Deserts and seas remote and. passing by
HoVel and mart and palace, soon or late
l knock unbidden once at every gate.
If sleeping, wake; If feastng, rise before
l turn away. 1t is the hour of fate,
And they who follow me reach every state
Mortals desire and conquer every foe
Save death; but those who doubt or hes
itate,
Condemned to failure. penury and woe,
Seek me in vain and uselessly implore-
l answer not and return no more.
John j. Ingalls,.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1910-03-05
Didn't Have to Resort to Numbers.

Didn't Have to Resort to Numbers.
The school census taler stopped at n
little hut in the mountains of Ken
lucky and, addressing the mother of
an unusually large flock of children.
said:
Madam, am taking the school cen
sus. How many children have you
between the ages of six and
"Lemme see" she broke in, there's
Katy an Mary an Annie an Lucy an
Carrie an Rob an Jake an VIII an
Harry an jim an - She paused for a
breath, and her caller made haste to
say:
"Now, madam, if you could just give
me the numbcr"-
"Numberw she snapped. "Number!'
We amt commenced numberin' yit,
thank We. We amt run out o names"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1910-03-05

have none left
for myself If l
pay it all back.
What would you
do?"
quite easy to
trick EN-" said
the friend. XIII
V ur pig a II d
leave 1t hanging
outside until late
at night, SOS ev-
cry one can see
1t. Then take it
in and say some
o II g s t ole it.
Stick to the tale
and you'll be all
right"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1910-03-05
Railroad Schedules.
Baltimore & Ohio +. ?,
SCHEDULE EFFECTIVE MAY %. 1903
CUMBERLAND

| Daily lex. sunday. ti.V Monday. Sirnhoy only
| EaSTBoUNp
For WASHINGTON, BALTIMORE. IiIIIAHlT..
PIiIA and NEW YORK. Depart '2.2D am. =. IS
am 800 am. ~ u am. IL. As pm. - - T. M
'lO.W pm, stopping at Hancock and NlnrrInehurg
'512 pm, - y pm, '9.t1 pm.
For WASHINGTON, BALTIMORE and Way sta
tons, Depart r315 pm.
For WINCIlEST EE. Depart 1901 I'M, tl245 p. M.
ti15 pm. Arrive t5.u5 am, Il D pm, 9.45
For iOMNEY. Depart 1901 am, t6.2O pm. Arrive
For BEKNILEY SPTINGs. Depart ~ Oh am, 70 "A
am, tbs PM '3.lI nm. Arrive 100 am.
tbs nm '5l2 pm. i ~ I'm.
| For IlAGERSTOWN, Depart tS.0l am. Arrive lbs
For FREDERICK, Depart q % am, 70. - am. '3Ol
am. 1924 am, tl2.45 pm, 1915 pm. Arrive l,2
pm, '8.22 pm, 1915 pm.
WEST8ouND GETTYSBURG DIVISION
For CHICAGO Depart 17p.m. Arrive 81. 40 pm,
900 pm.
For CI.:V EI,AND, Depart $50 Arrive '2.4O
am. ~. 10 pm.
For PITISHI EG md CONNELT eNIIIr. Depart
'l50 am 'i.31 am tG ~ ana. ,ir"n!'. = 80 I'm,
- 30 m. GrCnll, f5.l7 pm. hrI Sc an :. M,
81 l7p.m. n r'N 'l2iO pm, 'G.U1 pm, $50 pm.
QpcaD, 'll2ip.m.
W-57E ouND (MaI1 LlNC)
For CHICAGO, Depart 1852 pm. Arrive '7.5l nm.
For CiEGiNNATI, IoUIsvuI IL: & g. orIs, De,
E Eorr a Arry@ :2i5 .m ~. am io6pn.
For KEYSEE, pIEpMoNT mnd MInT. "rart
- l2am II 20 m. N"calp. is H.. go T. m.
Oncal), 'SgI m. 49, + m. H"l 49," :, u am,
ISL am, '8.lS am. ti215 pm. u,"aD. 'G" pm,
1850 pm. QocalD. 'lO1Op.m.
For WHEELING Depart t7OO IA m, C'"HD. J ~ pm,
952p.m. Arrive '2l5 am. '7,5l .'l., 600 pm.
NJ. G. CLARKE Ticket Agent
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1910-03-05

Uncle GccZcr- How do YOU spell
elephant, AlphonSo?
AlphOnSO- E-l-c-f-u-n-t.
Uncle GecZcr- That isn't the way tha
dictionary spells it,
AlphonSo- Who sail it was? You
asked me how ! spelled 1t.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1910-03-05
. The .
Scrap Book
Too Realistic.

a fairly well to do but rather mis"r-
ly farmer said to Il friend: Say, Bill,
I'm going to kill my pig, but | owe so
much pork to my ncigltbors that shall
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1910-03-05

PROGRESS, which spells PROS
PERITY, is but another way of spell.
Ing PUBLICITY.
In ADVERTISING, in making thlngi
known from man to man, from wo.
man to woman, lies the secret of sue
CESS for which Individuals and com
munlties seek.
The day Of waiting for BUSINESS
to step in at the door and SUCCESS
to blow in at the window is past
We must go out and corral BUSI-
NESS and coax SUCCESS
And the one way to do it is spclt so;
PUBLICITY.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1910-03-05

TloNS. The farmer fol
lowed Instructions, and the kind friend
watched his chance and stole the pig
The poor farmer came around next
morning to tell what had happened.
"Somebodys stolen my pig! he
cried
Good said the friend. stick to
It, and the neighbors II believe you,
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1910-03-05
Cumberland and W esternport

TNIME-TABLE-in effect
L MONDAY, JANUARY l, 1906.
First Car leaves Frostburg for Cumberland
Il m, next a. m, and thus each hour
until u p. m, inclusive.
First Car leaves Cumberland for Frostburg
a m, next 8 a. m, and thus each hour
until II p. m, inclusive.
First Car leaves Frostburg for Homecoming
q. m, next 6 a. m, and thus each hour
until II p. m, inclusive,
First Car leaves Homecoming for FrOstburg
5:52 a. m, next 6:52 a. m, and thus each
hour until 1852 p. m, inclusive.
First Car leaves Frostburg for WesternpOrt
a. m, next a. m, and thus each hour
until 10 p. m, inclusive.
First Car leaves Westernport for FrOstburg
$50 a. m, next $50 a. m, and thus each
hour until 1870 p. m, inclusive.
~" All cars connect and passenger trans
fers made at Frostburg. Ample time for
transfers. fOct Is
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1910-03-05
CUMBERLAND and PENNSYLVANIA
n,,,v RAILROAD

~" Trains 1876 and l27 will run only when
authorized on account of Theatre or other
Special Occasions. c. l.. BRErX,
Nov rs General Manager
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1910-03-05

have been an actor, so you ought
Then the farmer slammed the door
and went away Tuning
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1910-03-05

CuIt tlI'b = 'i'
But 1t W n s
S tolen, l tell
you!"
"Excellent!"
Quoth the friend.
Just you stick
to the tale
"You cOnfOund-
ed asst" yelled the
farmer. "DOn'
you understand?
1t was reall Y
stOlen!"
{" Sup erb -
laughed the de
lighted friend.
you o u & Ii t to
Gilpin observer. (Central City, Colo.) 1897-1921, 1910-05-19
Noisy Nuisances.

1ll-fitting doors and windows rep
resent happy hunting ground for the
disturbing winds. In fact, so annoying
does the constant rattle of these open
ings become that many determined in
dividuals, who resolve to admit the
fresh air choose the lesser of two
evils and close the openings in prefer
ence to sleepless nights. This can be
remedied if small wedge of wood
be driven in at the side of an open
window; a door can be prevented
from rafting if pad or strip of thick
felt be nailed on the edge of the door,
The annoyance of creaking drawers
can be eliminated by rubbing common
soap upon the top, sides and bottom of
each.
Cracking hinges on anything should
be well oiled, while the grating, irri-
tating noise of a sewing machine can
be overcome in similar manner.
The little noises wear away the pa
tience that is required for other
things. 1t were foolish to dissipate
energy through the channels of irri-
tated nerves when little time will
obviate the nuisances.
Gilpin observer. (Central City, Colo.) 1897-1921, 1910-05-19

Mrs. Smithson had a strong sense
of duty and no sense of humor. She
looked sternly through her lorgnon at
the paper she held. "Um. yes! l
thought 1t was Alice's turn, Alice
Theresa-the Theresa was for her
Sherman" she read slowly. June
18th! Good gracious-why, that's to-
morrow. shall have to make the
greatest haste. had no idea it was
so near"
Mrs. Smithson religiously remem-
bered Brother Jim's nine" on their
birthdays and she always sent useful
things the family could use. June 4
years old, received box of laundry
soap and Joseph just cutting his sixth
tooth was overjoyed at sight of the
latest thing in incubators. Harry. a
child of ten, went wild over SO yards
of blue calico; and Irene, maid of
10. drew years supply of salt mack
erel. Each child dutifully sent a let
ter of thanks-the young ones by
proxy-each letter Mrs. Smithson put
away, another stone in her monument
to duty.
Huntley Brown had visited at the
Smithsons' often enough to know
about Brother Jims nine" He
knew. too. about the birthdays and
some way he couldn't help feeling
sorry for 19-year-old Alice when at
dinner that evening Mrs. Smithson
informed the family that she had
bought her beautiful little gasoline
stove. 1T will be so nice for her
mother this hot weather. have no
doubt she cooks on regular locomo-
tive-all country people do-and this
will be such blessing" Then a maid
came in.
"A telephone message just came,
ma'am.' said the girl, that the stove
you bought today can't be sent be.
cause"
But Mrs. Smithson was already at
the phone. She soon reappeared, the
Gilpin observer. (Central City, Colo.) 1897-1921, 1910-05-19
BABY WASTED TO SKELETON

MY little son, when about a year
and half old. began to have sores
come out on his face. l had physi-
clan treat him, but the sores grew
worse. Then they began to come out
on his arms. then on other parts OF
his body. and then one came on his
chest. worse than the others. Then I
called another physician. Still he
grew worse. At the end of about a
year and half of suffering he grew
SO bad that l had to tie his hands in
cloths at night to keep him from
scratching the sores and tearing the
flesh. He got to be a mere skeleton,
and was hardly able to walk.
MY aunt advised me to try Cuti-
cura Soap and Cuticura Ointment I
sent to drug store and got cake Of
Cuticura Soap and a box of the ONT
ment and followed directions. At the
end of two months the sores were all
well. He has never had any sores
of any kind since. l can sincerely say
that only for Cuticura my child would
have died. used only one cake Of
Cuticura Soap and about three boxes
of Ointment.
Il am a nurse and my profession
brings me into many different fam
flies and 1t is always a pleasure for
me to tell my story and recommend
Cuticura Remedies. Mrs. Egbert Shell.
don, Litchfield. Conn.,. Oct. %. 1909"
Gilpin observer. (Central City, Colo.) 1897-1921, 1910-05-19
Wandered Toward the Garden.

picture OF distress. THE store is closed
and the express company says they
cannot deliver 1t tomorrow IL they do
not get it now. Oh. dear. it must
get there tomorrow" Mrs. Smithson
was strong on punctuality.
Then Huntley Brown came to the
rescue. II say. Aunt Theresa, I've got
a corking scheme. | am going out to
Bob Murray's tomorrow in my car
He and his sister are having a week.
end party. you know. and it's out that
way. ! am taking some of the boys
and can hitch the stove on some way
and take It along. too"
How delightful exclaimed his
aunt.
And can pay my respects to sweet
Alice. whom I have never seen. and
the family. also. present them-her-
with the stove. wish them-her-
many happy returns and never miss
the time"
And so It was settled. When Hunt.
ley and his companions came into
view in the big red car shout greet.
ed them. The men and girls In white
looked good to the dusty young fel.
lows. Some were on the lawn and n
few were on the cool wide porch
drinking lemonade. The young men
were soon the center of happy, noisy
crowd
Then two girls with tennis racquets
came arm in arm around the house
and hurried forward when they saw
the newcomers.
Bob's sister was one. and presented
each in turn to the other girl. Alice,
l want you to meet Mr. Brown. Miss
Sherman. Huntley." Huntley Brown
took the proffered hand gently in his
great brown one. II looked so small
and white: and when she raised her
merry brown eyes to his. he almost
forgot to release 1t at all. She kept on
smiling at him. 1t seemed as IL he
could never look away.
Then. suddenly. something cold erept
slowly up his spine till 1t clutched at
his throat and his voice left. He
stammered and stopped. and his nerve
less hand let hers drop. The name !
Alice Sherman! There could not be
two. But this girl - this finely
groomed. beautiful girl--surely she
could not be one of Brother Jim's
nine" She was not the girl that
Would you mind" he asked. tell
ing me your middle name?"
Theresa" she answered Then
somebody yelled at Huntley while
Gilpin observer. (Central City, Colo.) 1897-1921, 1910-05-19
A Divided Family.

The bright sixyear-old daughter of
a physician happened into his recep-
ton room the other day and wait
ing woman patient engaged her in con.
versation.
Il suppose you go to church and
Sunday SCHOOL," she asked
oh, yes. ma'am," she replied.
And what denomination do your
parents belong to-"
Why" said the little one, mann
mas a Presbyterian and papa's a
stomach specialist"