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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-09-09
S. F. WILSON
c. A. BARRETT

Athena. Umatilla County. Oregon.
Candidate for tho nomination Of Joint
Senator for the 10th Senatorial Dis
trict Of Oregon. comprising tho
Counties Of Umatilla, Union and
MORROW.
To the voters of Umatilla county:
hereby announce myself as a can
didate for Joint Senator for the 10th
Senatorial District comprising the
counties Of Umatilla. Union and Nor
row. subject to the will Of the Re-
publican voters at the Primary Nom
mating Election to be held septem-
Der 24th. 1910.
II nominated and elected will work
for the interest Of all the people OF
my district to the best of my ability.
favor the maintenance Of the Di-
rect Primary Law. Peoples choice
for Senator and Statement No. I. A
better system of improving our roads
and economy and efficiency in public
officials. Respectfully,
c. A. BARRETT.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-09-09
PEDIGREED FRUIT TREES.
Thoroughbred Apple Trees Register
ell Like Livestock.
Spokane, Wash.-Growinp thor

oughbred apple trees, to be registered
the same as livestock with pedigrees,
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Daily East Oregonian by carricf
only 6S cents per month.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-09-09

wANTED-Lace curtains to laundry
wopk done with especial care
Phone Red 1sf1.
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Classified Directory
PHTsICLANa.

81. 8. GxKy7MlD, N. D., HOMO.
pathic ptVsfcian and surgeon. Of
flee Judd bleck. Telephones: ofhce
black si11; residence, red aeSs.
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|DR. LINN K. BIAKESL.ZI. CHRO.
ME and nervous diseases. and dis,
eases of women. X-ray ana 1iestro'
Itheraputios. Judd building. corne'
Main and ceust streets. Offics phone
Main 70; Iesk4e1ce phone. Main g54
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The East Oregonian is Eastern Ore
eon's representative paper. 1t Ieads
and the people appreciate It and show
II by their liberal patronage. II y
the advertising medium OF the sestioa-
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ARCHITECTS, CONTRACTORS, ETC

D. A. MAY, CONTRACTOR AND
Builder. Estimates furnished on all
kinds OF masonry, cement walks,
stone walks, etc. Phone black S7Ss,
or Oregonian office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-09-09

DOUGLAS W. BAILEY-ATTORN
at law. VIII practice in all state
and federal courts. Rooms L, 3, 8.
and 4, over Taylor Hardware Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-09-09

CITY OF PENDLHTON MAPS a.
East oregonian office Price lSs.
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MISCELLANEOUS.
FRATERNAL ORDERS.

"A PENDLETON LODGE Ne. 81
~ A. r. and A. NJ, meets The
first and third Nondays q
each month. All visiting brethrsa
are invited.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-09-09

DAMON LODGE NO. L
NAt x. Of p, meets every No.-
&EA day evening in I. o. o. y.
~ hall. Visiting brothers cor
daily invited to. attend.
George w. Ceutts c. c.; r. W.
Fletcher, X. R. & 8.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-09-09

GEORGE W. CoUTTS, ATTORNEY
at law. Estates settled. wills, deeds,
mortgages and contracts drawn. Col
lections made. Room II. Schmidt
block.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-09-09

lCARTHR & sMYTHE, ATTORNEYS
at law. Office in American Nation
al Bank building.
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city LIVERY SFAALE, THOMPSON
street, Carney q Bradley, Props
kIAvery, feed and saae stable. Good
krfss at all times. Cab line in connec-
ion. Phone main 10.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-25
A BIAS THE COLD

Swat the cold. This is the latest
tocsin to be sounded on the tomtoms
/ The noise goes up from Boston, the
cultured, Boston the discerning. And
1t would appear to be worth while. II
there is one ailment that bothers all
sorts and conditions of men. women
! and children, two or three times a
| year-that is. where civilization reigns
it is the cold. A million remedies
have been compounded to combat it.
But it IS the experience of most people
that nothing helps a cold very much.
This and that remedy can be taken
| including the prescriptions of the best
physicians, but the cold hangs on until
it wears itself out, and the duration
of its existence is proportionate with
its severity.
Boston has discovered, or called at
| tention to the fact that colds are con-
tagious. They are caused by germs.
You catch cold just as you catch diph-
liberia, tuberculosis and variety of
other diseases. The germs of colds are
spread from the nose and mouth of
one person to another. The many old
fashioned theories that draughts, wet
feet. chilling of the body and sudden
changes Of temperatures, will cause
colds are shattered by the Boston ex-
perts. Such conditions may weaken
the body and make things easy for the
cold germs to do their work, but that
is all.
And because colds are contracted
through germs the feasibility of stamp
ing them out and preventing their
spread becomes apparent. A few
"Don'ts" that the Boston folk have
framed up run: Do not get close to
others who have colds; do not use
handkerchiefs, towels and cups that
have been used by people who have
colds. Even though you get your cold
from your neighbor don't pass it on.
Do not sneeze or cough except into
your handkerchief; do not spit on the
floor; to do so may spread colds,
tuberculosis and other diseases. Do
not neglect a cold. 1t may lead to
serious complications. During the
first few days if you have a fever, stay
in bed. This will help you and protect
others from getting your cold. Take
laxative and use simple household
remedies. If these do not help you
call a doctor. You will be able to re-
sist the germs causing colds if you
keep your body in good condition.
While this campaign to put the cold
out of business is local to Boston as
yet, there is no good reason why
anybody in any section of the country
can not follow the suggestions that are
being put before the public in The
Hub. They have sensibleness to rec
ommend them.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-25

clergy of highly influential church.
Inese people are not socialists. Some
OF them are f1ercely opposed to social
ISM But they cannot see that there is
anything beneficial to humanity in any
form of government or any political
party that permits the spread of want
and its impairment of the future of the
human race. When they see Poverty
they can't see any other political issue
1t makes no difference to them whether
the tariff is raised or lowered, whether
we have large navy or a small one,
whether railway companies are super
V1sed by the government or left to their
own devices. These are academic ques-
lions that can be decided one way or
another without changing the level of
civilization. The social problem is the
only problem worth discussing and
they are none the less jealous in
thrusting it forward and, as it were,
shaking 1t in the faces of public men,
because. unlike the socialists, they are
not ready to propose a solution made in
Germany or elsewhere"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-25
PARENTS, TAKE NOTICE.

CarelessEess ard "Reminiscences on
the part of grownups are responsible
for many of the mistakes and errors
committed by juveniles. A step in the
Eight direction has been taken, there
fore. by the authorities of Shawnee
county in bringing William Kovar to
court and assessing fine against hin:
for his lack OF discretion in entrustinx
gun to the hands of his 13-year- old
nephew. 1t will be remembered that
an accidental discharge of the weapon
while 1t was in the possession of young
kovar resulted in the death of a 10
year-ol boy.
Perhaps the placing of the response
Utility for this accident on the shoulders
OF the uncle, and where it properly be-
long, viii have the effect of opening the
ewes of parents and other relatives of
children to their full duties in caring
for them. 1t is the plain, unvarnished
truth to state that negligent parents
and relatives are to blame for most of
the trouble that youngsters get into
and for most of their waywardness
There would not be many problems
concerning young Buys and young girls
for society in general to solve if par
entS attended to their business of
Bringing them up as they should be-.
Many little boy and girl would also
be alive today If their parents had kept
shotguns and rifles out of their reach
or out of the hands of their pIaymates
That the time has arrived when the
public authorities show disposition to
tring parents ard relatives to task for
derelictions of duty which open the way
for their children to get into trouble,
is great good thing. There should be
more of it. The laws are ample. es-
pecially in Kansas, for the administra-
ton of this kind of justice. Their rigid
enforcement at all times is bound to
have a most salutary effect.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-25
QUAKER MEDIrAToNs.
[From the Philadelphia Record.
A woman's smile-ice cream sod'

[From the Philadelphia Record.1
A woman's smile-ice cream soda.
The man who marries a famous
woman becomes merely his wife's
husband.
The baseball goes into the hands of
a receiver, when it strikes the catch
er's mitt.
It's when she is trying to make
things hot for him that a woman
treats a man colby.
Many a mans good luck really con-
sists of having been born with little
common sense.
The debts we owe to society are
generally paid before those we owe
the butcher and baker.
A man should strive to endure his
troubles as cheerfully as he endures
those of his friends.
He-"You suffragettes should all
marry" She-''Why? He-"Haven't
you ever heard that the hand that
rocks the cradle is the hand that rules
the world 2"
Overheard at Atlantic City-Blobbs
THAT girl who came down yesterday
brought the biggest trunk 1 ever saw
Slobbs-'1 saw her in the surf this
morning. and she didn't need 1t for
her bathing suit"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-25

passed when the baron, the lover and
the young lady rushed to the bow to
look at some floating object. Too much
rush. Miss Adele goes overheard utter
ing long-drawn scream. Horace fol-
lows, uttering a heroic yell. Yacht is
stopped-couple rescued-yatch returns
home.
Six interviewers on the front steps,
and more coming. Great demand for
photographs. Great and insistent de-
mand to know just how Miss Adele felt
when dropping overboard-when in the
water-when she realized that death
was at hand-when the noble young
man reached her and held her head
above the water.
Six column articles in the morning
papers, accompanied by six pictures.
Seven two-column articles in the
afternoon papers. accompanied by
seven pictures.
Eight more reporters during the day
They were shown down cellar and up
cook and butler as well. They carried
away the tintype of Miss Adele's great
grandmother.
Eight more articles in the morning
papers. Nine more in the afternoon
journals. Heroine described from her
head to her toes. Also her wardrobe.
Also the front and back yards.
adele, I think you and Horace had
better go today and see about that
play remarked the baron after ten
days of interviewing.
"And don't!' was the reply. Horace
thinks we ought to get married next
month, and SO do Ir'-(Copyrighted,
1910, by Associated Literary Press.)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-25
One Kind of Success.

The merchant who puts a 10-foot
monstrosity, bearing his name in red
and yellow paint, in protesting neigh
borhood of prospective purchasers of
his wares is something like that gen.
tleman who bullied his way past the
office boy and stenographer, gave a
cigar to the assistant chief clerk,
overawed the chief clerk himself with
an extensively engraved visiting card
and a pretentious manner, and final
ly forced his person into the private
office, where the president and d.
rectors were discussing the installation
of S1O,0oo,000 Improvement 1t
was a victory for the intruder; he had
actually succeeded in getting a hear
ing in spite of the fact that his pres
ence was not desired at that particular
moment. Business ceased temporarily;
the president stopped in the middle
of a sentence; the amanuensis halted
with appraised pencil; the directors
swung around in their chairs and
glared at the visitor in all his re-
Splendid raiment. We'll, sir" in
CURED the president, what can I do
for your" "Just this" replied the
newcomer, with an engaging smile.
pulling a small bottle from his pocket.
Take Puddles' Pink Pills!" He had
actually succeeded in getting hear
ing. Oh, yes; it was victory for the
salesman-of a sort.-The Bookkeeper.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-25
.LAYHAWKER .JOTS

Hutchinson points with pride to an
oIher unique distinction" says Charlie
bIakesley. 1T IS the only city in Kan
sas without chautauqua."
according to the Winchester Star the
pest Illustration of hope and fear is a
,azy man looking for work. He hopes
ne won't find 1t and fears he will.
In order to arouse the Kansas farm
| er nowadays, says the Leavenworth
Fost, the politicians have to get him
excited over an increase in the cost of
automobile tires and silk socks
Kansas is state Of farmers and
working men, says the Emporia Ga
zette, but stranger looking over the
newspapers would suppose that it's
populated by politicians exclusively.
Arthur Riddle calls attention to the
fact that the right word to use hides in
the mental jungle. while the very thing
that should not be said rushes to the
tongue like harvest hand to dinner.
1t is safe to figure that one good
harvest hand who works right just be-
fore rain comes, can earn enough
money In day to pay a Chautauqua
lecturer for one speech. And while that
may not have tendency to equalize
labor and capital it does equalize labor
and wind.-Lawrence Gazette.
With all his failings Old Bill Shift
less has a vein of philosophy running
through him and occasionally gets off
something that Is worth while The
other day Old Bill suddenly remarked,
| Most all tightwads are very religious.
But 1t is because they have heard re-
Lyon is free."-Osborne Farmer
1t turns out that Mrs. Young, the
new president of the National Educa-
tional association, defeated a gentle
man and scholar whose parents out
fitted him with the title of Zacharias
Xenophon Snyder, thereby indicating
that they were students Of Greek and
the Bible, or else that he was the
youngest Of 26 children Wichita
Eagle.
You can change the habits of a great
many animals but a hog is hog the
world over. A Franklin county farmer
who has a concrete artificial wallow on
his place with an artificial shade over
it says that the COMPOUNDED hogs act
as if they are ashamed to be seen in
the fixin. They invariably make use Of
the old mud bath except as emergency
Observation-Disclosures Herald.
A suggestion from the Winfield Free
Press: I'm the morning the main
street is shady on the east side of the
street and in the afternoon it is shady
on the west side of the street. The
Free Press would like to enter into
combination with the Courier by which
the reporters will hunt for news only
on the east side OF the main street in
the morning and only on the west side
in the afternoon. If an item appears
on the sunny side of the street neither
side is to go after 1t until it gets shady
m, that side Of the street"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-25

A man dropped a roll of $4,000
on washington street, ST. Louis, and
got it back. From which one may
gather that Washington street, st;
Louis, differs materially from wall
street. New York.
AS our acquaintance Is SO distant
that there is no danger that we VIII
be called upon to purchase wedding
present, this department doesn't care
q squeak whether Miss Elkins does or
does not marry that Abruzzi person.
gent while taking taxi-joy ride
with a lady friend in Kansas City.
for safe keeping. Later, he discovered
that the roll had escaped. The only
moral seems to be: Keep your feet out
OF your lady friends lap.
A woman may, and usually does,
forgive the prodigal husband, but new
err the woman who occupied his at
tention.
In some families. the household
family jars.
Our idea of truly big man is one
who can become famous without max
ing all the noise himself.
One pugilist seldom strikes another
favorably.
All is not fair in love. There are
still few who prefer brunettes.
NATURAL HISTORY (Lesson KILL
Permit me here to introduce
Our mutual friend. the GANDER-
GOOSE;
He was not ito the manor BORN
And giggles like an auto horn.
At hest he is a moor eXc1ISa-
But he's a goose-so what's the use?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-25
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
[From the Chicago News. ]

lFrom the Chicago NeWs.l
In profane history lovers may
swear to be true.
Don't ask favors if you can't stand
an occasional rundown.
Frequently the. way of the trans
gressor is hard on the police.
Many mans innocence depends
upon the ability of his lawyer.
Marriage is likely to be failure if
the husband isn't a paying institution
If a man fails people have no use
for him and if he succeeds they hate
him.
Honesty is the best policy but look
at the millionaires in the United
States senate!
If the flood had lasted few days
longer NoGh's wife would have start
ed in to clean house.
Anyway, you seldom see a hen
pecked man with a bigger load of liq-
uid refreshments than he can carry.
When one woman tells another what
her husband said when he proposed
to her it's a sign that he never said
it.
If every man said what he thought
this old world would be as miserable
as it would if every woman thought
what she said.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-25
GLOBE SIGHTS.
From the Atchison Globe. ]

rFrom the Atchison Globe-I
You can't make a fox terrier out OF
cur by cutting off its tail
A hammock loafer may not be any
lazier than other varieties. but she
looks lazier.
In every business failure, there are
a lot of funny things that people dis
sect and discuss.
The people seem to be improving q
little. They care less for political
meetings than formerly
we know an Atchison man who
could get along pretty easily If the gold
in his teeth drew Interest
You can always start an argument
with a woman by telling her the best
pastry cook is employed by a bakery.
After a man is elected to Office his
attempts at reform are about as effec-
tive as your attempts to catch fish.
There is no denying that an invalid
gets a good deal of consolation in tell
ing of the great things he would do II
he were well.
1T never see two men playing bill
lizards that I do not long to play a
game by myself, and do all the shoot
ing PEARSON Twine
Most people have the notion that ice
cream and cake in summer. and oys-
ters and celery in winter, are enough
for a big time.
We've been trying four days to tell
Bill Bowen what we consider funny
story, but so far have not found OPP
portunity, he talks so much himself.
After reading some of the notes they
leave behind, one is at least better able
to understand how the world sustains
some OF the loss it suffers by the sui
eide route.
The loafer has a hard time of it.
There are certain men who visit GER
| tain favorite loafing places in Atchi-
son every day, and they always drop
in timidly. as though they realize thai
their idleness is being remarked.
The insurgents start so many stories
| that we don't know half the time what
we are doing. If we should hear that
George Washington were still alive
and writing letters abusing the corpor-
atoms. we wouldn't feel safe in deny
ing it.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-25

Tt could be woven into the pattern"
th wha no are you talking anout?" Strange
Pittsburg Post. .ues'
The Salome Movement in Germ.nv
The FORMER head of the American nation.
on on splendid charger. was presented to
FOOD EseSsyst % before the German
The Lady-Pocr tramp! Have Won anv-
I11lng In your life to be proud Of? The
Of no laundry biii-ECleveian5d nTI eedy out
Wiliie-say. pa. what is hypocrite? Pa
liciy thanks Providence den Is sor man h;s who pub
n Sasa GETS fSst mad Ss every time anybody
1t himself.-Tit-B Bits. ior
Ever had 'em strew flowers in your
Nav. I'm satisfied not to have 'e,,
streW banana peelings."-Louisville Cour-
get Is, : the Csc sense OF it. Reporter-Lord. SRI
Leader. sseianu
why is the delivery bov .,v.v. :.
such rush?' asked the idier in ne vrn IN
s ssry; SO that 4 in his haste. he delivers
the matter the grocer exniaan s 20 lpag slf
falo Express. oul-
Tne Poetic Soul.-'swhen am near Won
s scs one, my heart is in flames" Then
LOT goodness sake keep on rye GOT q
ceiiuloid comb in my hair"-Sourirs
.,jiry one of these light biscuits.n N.
prioe suggested. IT thought thew nniebf
pc welcome change from bread > "Frins1s
those We r sne young ing husband. 'Just like
t,ving az home" That's where r We We
tnem' she said--Buffalo Express. eo'
The conductor put his head th~.
aoosrWay Can't you move up to the fra ore
ntrle! he patheticaIly INQUIRED I'm. I'm,
p0sslole a clear voice called I'LL,
mere r1lnere,s fat man wedged in the aisie s;
sued aug fba nasty mast move up the aisle en-
neved.-cleveland Plain Dealer. -
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-25
Roston,s ReaI Society.

A Boston clergyman, the Rev. c. w.
De Lyon Nicoll. has written book,
the mere preliminary announcement OF
whose contents has suff1ced to get his
name into the news columns of papers
all over the country, not to mention
| gathering storm in Boston's historic
teacup. According to the reverend
gentleman, There are but sixteen per-
sons in all New England worthy OF
mention as belonging to real society,"
| Addison to the contrary notwith-
standing, we sometimes can command
success, If only at first and for a little
way, for success is of many kinds. Our
French friends. with their love or ex-
actitude of expression and clearneSs OF
definition, have classified them for us:
'Wild success enormous success"
| success of merit" success of es-
| teem," success of scandal and "suc-
Nicoll's success Is one of curiosity, and
the curiosity is he himself. To write
a book with which only sixteen per-
sons can possibly be satisfied, and at
1 which the rest of those concerned will
| laugh or sniff is, indeed, an extraor-
binary proceeding, to be explained only
| by total lack of a sense of humor
combined with an entirely mistaken
conception of current social values in
this country-in any part of it.
| Poor Bostonl We had thought its
social affairs settled once for all after
the conclusion of that protracted bat
| tie over the passenger list of the May
| flower, which ascribed a humble but
honorable occupation to two members
of that small company of ancestors.
And now the cream of their numerous
| descendants is cut down by Mr.. Nicoll
to a bare sixteen, one of whom, a lady,
has already expressed her opinion that
the book is foolish and its author not
an authority. anyhow The worst OF
! this sort of thing is that it becomes in
fictitious We remember the list of
New York's 400 and what followed in
| its wake, apart from it's almost imme-
date reduction to $50. All our social
centers began to count aristocratic
noses Has the Rev. Mr.. Nicoll
brought another social census upon
us? Will our blue books and social
directories have to be revised. and will
the new editions be shrunk to insignih-
cant proportions? We await develop
ments with eQuanimity
The average Americans only curios-
ity will be to know as soon as possible
how any man in this busy age and
country can have enough idle time on
his hands to devote himself seriously
to such piff1ing affairs.-New York
Tribune.