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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29
EOTRE DAME LADY'S APPEAL.

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er muscular or OF the joints, sciatca. lambngos.
backaehe, pains In the Kidneys or neuralgia
pains, TO write to her for a home treatment
which has repeatedly cured all Of these tortnrgs.
She feels II her duty to send It TO all sufferers
FREE. You cure yourself at home as thousands
VIII testify-no change OF climate being neces-
sary This simple discovery banishes uric acid
from the blood, loosens the stifened Joints. pnr-
iles the blood and brightens the eyes, giving
elasticity and tone to the whole ayatem. IL the
above interests you. for proof address
Mrs. NJ. Summers, Box r. Notre Dame, Ind
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29

&#s **% @#a**
Kern Accepts Nomination.
indianapolis, Ind, April 20.
John w. Kern today an
nounced that he would accept
the senatorial nomination ten
dered him at the state demo-
s. cratic convention here yester-
= day. His acceptance puts to an
end the rumors current since
= the nomination, that he would
not accept and that the party
y would be without a senatorial
candidate.
A#& $50 s*&
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29

brane resulting from Catarrh aud drives
away Gold in the Head quickly. Restores
the Senses Of Taste and Smell. Full size
so cts. at Druggists or by mail Liquid
Cream Balm for use in atonizers 75 cts.
'Elv BROTHERS. Sc Warren Street. New York.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29

klamath Falls has awarded con-
tract for the installation of u sewer
system. The estimated cost is
$4,000.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29
To Cure cold in One Day.

Take LAXATIVE BRoMo Quinine
Tablets. Druggists refund money II
it fails to cure. e. W. GROVES
signature on each boz. 25c IT'S
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29

Eugene, Ore, April 29.-Word
was received to day at the Office of
the Lane County Asset Company
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29
A ROAD TO
COOS BAY
ASSURED

l.. ID. KINNEY SUBSCRIBES FOR
A QUARTER OF A MILLION
DOLLARS WORTH OF STOCK,
WHICH MEANS THE BUILDING
OF THE ROAD.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29
just Feminine Curiosity.

Chico, Cal, April 29.-That little
girls piled cobblestones on the tracks
near Orlando and then waited to see
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13
FINED HEIV VILY FOR
VIOLATING PR0
ton LAW

4. 81 Garland, Esq, has been Act
ing City Judge this week, in place Of
Judge Kerr, who went to New Orleans
with his daughter Pearl for medical
treatment.
One Of Judge Garland's first cases
was Fred Stanley. who keeps an ice
cream parlor On Court street, who
vas charged BY officer Hollier with
violating the prohibition law, which
came up Tuesday
Judge Garland fined Stanley 500.
and costs and serve thirty days in
aiI, aud ID default of payment of
fine, GO days additional.
Stanley was also arraigned before
the District Court. and entered the
plea Of guilty. Judge Payy fined
him $500 and three months in Jail,
and ID default Of payment six addi-.
tional months ID jail This means
for tie darkey one year ii Jail, as II.
IS not probable be will pay any Of the
fines.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13
WILL Send FREE NAT
DELIVERY INSPECTOR
POslOfflce department Replies to Postmaster
lassaIle in Regard to Free man.
SOME OF The REQUIRENEN
Must Have Good Sidewalks and Houses
Hust Be Numbered and Provided
With Mail Box

Postmaster Goldman u. LassaIIe
is in receipt Of a letter from
the Postofice Department, advising
him that an inspector would be IL
0pelousas shortly and examine into
the matter Of free mail delivery for
the city.
He prescribes some of the require
ments for free mail delivery 10 be
good sidewalks, houses numbered.
and that eyery house should arrange
either a box, or slit III door, So that
the carrier win net have to wait FOR
someone TO take the mail from
him.
We have the sidewalks, and the
numbering of the houses is an easy
and cheap matter. numbers costing
about 25 cents each. The other re-
quirement. the receptacle for the
mail, or slit in the door, il Too insip-
nifcant in cost to stand ID the way of
attaining free delivery, particularly
when the requirements win prove as
much Of a convenience to the parties
receiving mail as il will to the
carrier.
Alderman Loeb has taken a lively
interest in the matter, and POST
master Lassalle ackno Wedges much
aid from the Alderman from the
Fourth ward.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13
TWO EMS LOOKING
INTO PROPOSED ROAD
Frisco aud Southern Pacific Hare Called saF
Survey. Proflles, ETC. Of
AVOYELLE, PALNETTO& GULF
Mi. q Z. Veazle Returns from New OFlsans,
and Says Prospects for View
Road Are Fine.

Why, prospects are Just splendid, "
said Squire b.. p Veazie, who rs-
turned from New Orleans, where he
hand been on railroad business, Tues
day last. He referred to the pros
poets for the AYoyelles, Palmetto e
Gulf Railroad coming to 0pelousas.
The projected line, as chartered, IS
TO run from Moreauvilie, through
PlauchYille and Palmetto, to OpeIou-
sas. It is proposed, however, to
eventually run On through to Nat
chez, Miss.
MIR. Veazie tells us that The Frisco
and the Southern Pacific systems
have called for the survey, proales,
ETC., gotten together bY the people
of AYoyelles and st. Landry, and are
both figuring on taking hold Of the
proposed line
That the line will be built is prac.
tically certain.
Whether the terminus viii be PORT
Barre of 0pelousas is the question.
And from late information, tits ap-
parent that Opelousas, The logical
point" has decidedly the best al the
situation.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13
ALEX SWORDS IS A PATRIOT
Wants ID Glga EIis Salary Is Page ID WorI8s
Paasma Exposition Writes
Gov. lamBfem0ni


Alex Swords is The Youngest 500 81
Sheriff u E. Swords. He ii l2 years
GID, but very much undersize He
finds consolation, however, he says,
IN the fact that his brother Collins
did not start 70 grow good until
he was
But Alex is shrewd, intelligent
little fellow For The past two ses-
ions Of the Legislature he has been
special page to Lieutenant-G Governor
Lambrenont, and the ST. James
statesmen has taken great liking 10
Alex, and Alex thinks there Is no
one like Gov. Lambremont.
BIT i turns out that Alex ii y
little patriot as well as bright boy.
The following letter. written 70 GOV.
Lambremont Wednesday, shows thas
fae ls alstinetaE a Swords,
Here Is the letter:
pelousas. August 8, 1910.
Gog. 4 Nj. Lambremont,
Baton Rouge, La.
Dear Governor,
j understand that Governor San
ders has called an extra session be
THE Legislature for lie aid 81 ths
Panama Exposition.
will BE present and viii contri-
bnte ny salary. whatever If may be,
to the Exposition, but will make
papa foot ny board bill
Governor want to thank you
Tor giving me the position chat yon
did, and also for the way III which
you treated me while occupying ii.
Mama and apa are also thankful
tor The way IN which you treated me.
will row close, wishing you good
luck u Your next Office, and with love
to Mrs. Lambremont, and my best
regards 10 Ned and jim, remain.
OuK little friend and sneeial PAGE.
ALEX W. SWORDS.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13

ton, the one given to Hon. James j.
Bailey here last night. Everything
thundered Bailey. The band seemed
to play Bailey. The women wore q
Bailey smile. The ehildren's pratfle
seemed to lisp Bailey The men
had the Bailey walk, and Shook hand
like Bailey, laughed like Bailey, ana
said, hy Hec, they'd vote fol Bailey.
There were about eight hundred
people present. too large crowd
for comfort IL the opera house,
The nesting was held ii Legy's Park,
where the Crowley band furnished
music. District Attorney John
Robira presided. and speeches were
made By District Attorney r. Lee
Garland, Of ST. Landry, and Hon.
Dudley j. Guilbeau, of Opelousas.
A party Of Church Point people
met M Bailey when On his way 10
Crowley and accompanied him ID TIE
latter place.
There seems TO be no doubb of the
overwhelming Bailey sentiment ii tliis
section.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13
PUJO WILL STILL DRAW A
SALARY. EVEN IF DEFEATED

At Crowley Thursday night, Hon.
James ]. Bailey made a statement
that is rather startling.
It is to the effect that Mr.. Puio.
Congressman from this District, will
draw d salary Of $500 as member Of
the Monetary Commission, even If de-
feated for Congress-. That is, that
Mr.. Pujo has The Government treas
ury scinched' for bis salary, win 81
lose. Mr. Bailey stated that Hens
mingWay 81 Indiana, who Is DO longer
Il Congress, bit member of this
commission, draws bis salary
Dir. Bailey said that this showed
how closely Mr Puio was associated
with the money power, when a Repub-
lican administration appoints him Oh
d permanent Commission in the inter-
est be the banks.
Aldrieh of Rhode Island IS chair-
man Of this Commission
THE BAILEY MEETING.
Crowley, Aug. I2 Special to
Clarion. at was laundering oYa-
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13
BIG MEETING AT PIpKIN.

Pitkin, Aug 8. This community
showed to-day that it was Of strong
Bailey sentiment III bis candidacy for
Congress, when tie ST. Landry man
spoke here The meeting was one Of
the largest held here for a long time
and Mr. Bailey seemed to have the
crowd completely with him. Hon. Van
SAINT presided, and be was repeatedly
cheered when he told Of how be-
would stand with the people, and not
with the corporate interests.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13
MR.. GlJNLORY MAKES
CORRE ION AS TO
HIS POSITION.
Wanted the Entire Parish of.
EYangeline To Vote on Court
house Site ia Vile Platte

The Clarion eheerfully publishes
the following correction:
Vile Platte, La, Aug. 8th, 1910.
Editor ST. Landry Clarion:
see from your paper Of last Sat
urday, someone informed you errone-
ously of the stand I took here ia the
matter of selecting the Court House
site. advocated putting this ques-
ton TO the voters of the entire new
parish and not To the town of Vile
Platte. as stated By you.
I recognized the authority Of the
Police Jury to select this site them
selves, but since there are various
sites Of various sizes in various loca-
tions being offered Of suggested. T
took the view that this being q par
ish property the voters of the entire
parish could easily be given a say in
this matter by having separate
ticket for this at each poll the same
day with The election for officers. I
believe in putting it up to the whole
people each time. when it il the busi-
ness Of the whole people. The fore
going is what NE. Dossmann and Ans
tin Fontenot both objected to; they
were strangely interested III this
matter, and while ] recognize their
friendly interest. I still believe theY
opposed as clean a Democratic prin-
ciple as ever Jefferson dreamed Otto
let the people speak when it, is their
business.
Very respectfully,
f3 a 1sT8TFT 61Ta-Z
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13
TRIJJMPFfAI.
MARCH IN VERNON
VII Garry the Parish By Whooping Majority--
Met Everywhere With Assur-
anees Of Support.
anees Of Support

Hon. James ] Bailey, candidate
Iof Congress, returned from an itenar-
ary through Vernon parish Wednes.
gay, and the ST. Landry man homes &
one.
That he viii carry ii handsomely
there Is not the least doubt It Is 81.
" 2 question Of majority.
Vernon has always been d Puio
stronghold.
Mr. Bailey went to Acadia Thurs
duy, and spoke at Crowley to d packed
house. st. Landry's daughter will
De carried by Mr.. Bailey By large
majority Acadia has always been j
a Pujo parish.
AVoyolles is said to be strong for
for Bailey, end there viii be i close
light il Rapides. With chances iii IA
vor of the Tall Sycamore from ST.
Landry.
II Is also whispered that Mt. Puio
VIII have a Job carrying his own par
ish Of Galcasieu that is, getting
even q plurality over Bailey and
Reid.
With these indications, it must
look to anyone knowing anything ali
all about politics that Bailey is the
next Congressman.
Il looks that way to the Clarion,
and i looks that way to people, not
only within the confines of the dis
trict, but throughout the State.
The following dispatches from the
different towns in Vernon, ii which
Mr. Bailey spoke, tell a winning tale:
AT LEEsV lille.
Leesyille, Aug. 5.Hon. James j.
Bailey, Of 0pelousas, candidate for
Congress, received 4 veritabIe ovation
here to-day He was met at The de-
pot BIZ an enthusiastic crowd and
brass band.
The attendance at the meeting was
exceedingly large, and things looked
all BaiieyWise He vas repeatedly
cheered as be made telling points
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13
"MR. BOT" FOR BENE
FIT OF CONE DERATES
IaughsbIe Comedy al the Elk Theatre To-
Night Local Talent Form
the CAST

Tonight, at the Elk, will be ren.
dered .Mr Bob, comedy ii TWO
acts, said To be suspender buratgr.
Moving pictures, representing Con
federate war scenes, will be present
ed between acts. The Elk manage
ment has sent for these films, and
hope to get them IN time for the
performance. IF they don't arrive in
time, other films will be shown.
The performance is for the benefit
of the Mouton Monument. to be
erected on the courthouse
square, to the memory Of the gallant
General Alfred Mouton, who met a
tragic death at Mansfield.
Neither the Elk management Of
the cast win take cent of the
proceeds, all going TO the inonu-
ment fund.
The cast Of characters ii as fol-
lows:
Philip Royson Fl. B Bodemuller
Robert Brown CLERK Of Benson Il
Benson) Marshall Thompson
jenkins (Miss Rebecca's Butler
Alvin May
#Rebecea Luke GA Maiden Lady
Miss Regina May
katherine Rogers cher niece
Miss Myrtle Fisher
Marion Bryant (Katherine's FRIEND
Miss Marie Meginley
Patty Miss Rebecca's maid
Miss Alice Juge
Admission 25 and I5 cents.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13
PARISH MEDICAL SOCIETY HAVE
AN INTERESTING MEETING

The quarterly meeting of the St.
Landry Parish Medical Society, held
81 the courthouse, in Opelousas, last
Saturday, was not largely attended,
bat the session was an interesting
and profitable one.
Those present were Dra. Foster &
oster, r. M. Littell, NJ r. Boudreau,
W. Martin. B. Al. Davis. R. Al.
layer and 1. Lazaro.
Two interesting cases Of dyptheria
ere reported BY Or. q. u Littell;
sne case Of foreign body ii the throat
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13
WINS ANOTHER CE.
Waller DlIlan. Crack 81. laadry Horse. paHs
ID Another BIG Purse.

Walter Dillon. owned and driven
BY Mr. Remi Wallior. and who is now
making 8 circuit that will last until
November, won another big race last
week, this time id Anthony, Kansas,
winning easy III 2:15 the purse Of
$500.
Dillon won several races, and
came II The money many times, dur
ing the circuit. aad 3 expected to
win many more.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13
CONGRESS-. PIlJO
MIL SPEAK HERE
NEXT MONDAY
Has Been Making q WhirlWind.
Campaign ID the West, and
is Satisfied With Situ
alton.


Congressman Pujo will speak at
the courthouse in Opelousas on next
Monday night, at 8 o'clock, III the
interest Of his candidacy for Congress.
Mr. Pnjo is making headquarters iii
Opelousas during bis tour Ct ST.
Landry. He spoke last week III nearly
every precinct in the West, and be
tells us he was we'll received every
where am satisfied with the
situation in St. Landry, said Mr..
Pujo.
The Congressman is the picture Of
good health, and apparently in form, \
as far as health is concerned, for the
lively scrap be has on his hands.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13
Powell KeIIe,y.

Mr.. j. S. Powell, Of Dallas, Texas,
and Miss Virginia Kelley, Of Opel
ousas, were quietly married at the
home Of the bride by Rev May
Wednesday, Aug. 9. 1910, at $50
o'clock, there being no one present
except the immediate families.
The groom is q prominent business
man Of the Texas city. while the
bride is the accomplished daughter
of Mr. and Mrs. G. w. Kelley, Of
Opelousas.
The Clarion extends congratula-
tions.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13

by DR.. &. Lazaro; four typical cases
Of pallagra il destitute negro fam
lily Of ten by Or. 9. W. Martin; !
practical paper of intestinal obstrae-
tion by DR.. Eoster Of Shreveport.
In discussing psllagra Dr Mayer
said that when corn was mentioned
as q probable cause, one should sag
diseased Or spoilt" corn, IN JUS
tice to our section Of The country
because it was WelIknown tact
chat most of the spoils corn vas
brought here from other sections.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13
AT OR ANgE.

Orange. La. Aug. GA big meet
ing, solid for Bailey, was held here
to-day, over which Hon. John Frank
lin presided Prof. Hudson, of the
High School, spoke enthusiastically
and eleqaentIg Of the young ST. Ian
.drian's chances to win against Mr.
Pujo, and told Of how Vernon would
roll up d majority for him. There
we're other speakets, and all agreed
that Vernon would be In the Bailey
column on September 9th.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13
NOMINATIONS CLOSE TODAY
in EVANdEL Line / PARISH
Police Jury al New Parish Employ Firm
Headed hY Senator Foster 10 Defend sun

The Police Jury of Evangeline par
ish which body is also the the DEM
ocratic Executive Committee b i
that parish will meet Id Vile
Platte to-day and receive nomination
applications from candidates for par
ish Offices, and select commissioners.
Nominations close at I2 O'clock
noon.
There is considerable speculation
as To what candidates will finally en-
ter the race. There is much "shuf-
fling Of the political deck right nov
In the new parish.
Tomorrow viii tell the tale.
BIG FIRM EMPLOYED.
The committee of The Police jury
Of Eyangeline parish empowered to
TO employ lawyers to defend the suit
for the annullment Of tile Act Great
ing Evangeline parish. has employed
the law firm headed BY Senator Mur-
ply j. Foster and Mr. MilIings Of
New Orleans and Franklin.
It had been intended to employ the
firm Of Saunders, Dufour & Duf0ur
TO handle the case, but Judge
Saunders (who drew up The bill) Is iii
Europe, and one of the Dufours Is
summering somewhere.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13
Dealh b Mrs RObt. Ii. HeIIner

Death Of mrs RObt. III. HeImer.
Hrs. Robert M Helmer, nee Marthe
Dossnann, died 81 the family home,
ID Dossnnnn, ou Tuesday, August 9,
at 5 o'clock, p, b., and The remains
we're inferred Ii Tie Catholic ceme-
tery at Vile Platte on the evening 81
tho 10th.
Mrs HeImer bad been i'll for some
years With heart troubles. and her
sudden death was no great surprise
TO the family, although a heartvound
that will last forever
She was dearly beloved by family
and friends. Her sunny disposition
and kindly qualities won The esteem
of al, and her death IS deeply
mourned.
Deceased vas the Wife of Robert
IA Helmer prosperous farmer Of
the Dossmann neighborh0od, and 4
sister Of Hon. &. ]. Dossmann, DR.. r.
&. Dossmann and B. S. Dossmann.
She leaves no children
The Clarion extends heartfelt con-
dolences.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13
Hiss Uarr0n Elected Secretary

The Clarion heartily congratulates
Miss Minnie Carron upon her election
as Secretary of The State Farmers
Alliance.
Miss Carron is from Eunice, and
one Of ST. Landry's deserving and
popular young ladies'.
She is elected Secretary quite d
responsible position to fill the va
eancy created il that Office by the
death Of the late secretary.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13
-TW0 MEEIINll14ESs IlN Eve

Rosepine, Aug. s.. After speaking
at Hornbeck to-day, Mr ]. j Bailey,
candidate for Congress, spoke here
this evening. The Hornbeek meeting
was large one. Prof James pre-
sided.
The meeting here was monster
one. and almost solidig Bailey Po-
lice Juror Cryer was chairman Of the
meeting, and assured Mr. Bailey that
Rosepine would be with him.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13

against his opponent. Hon. Wilmer
Lyles presided over the meeting, and
was eulogistie in his Introduction Of
MI. Bailey
Z II was Bailey day ii LeasYille, the
capital Of Vernon parish.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13

Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph M. Boagnl
have announced the engagement of
slss;y M auahter. Miss Madeline. 70 r.
Junge The bride-to-be is 2
qnost charming and beloved young
iafv of on city. while the groonlsto
IS IA Young man who, during his
sfav 81 If tgo years here, has made 2
host IL friends. BIT. Junge is origin
ally ., from Fort Madison, Iowa, and is
ar,nloved s,,' HI The Office Of the Opel
s,,asa -, l.s, & thsastern Railroad
sh;s nlsce TIE marriage Will
take place early thIs rail-
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13
FIFTY POUND MELON.
4 Chlcot Product that Is 4 Monster. ...Ralsea
on ihe Griffith Farm,

Il ffty-fve pound water melon ia
such 4 healthy looking chile that g
nigger would commit almost any
crime Fl to get a taste Of its crimson
heart
It Is a monster, and Is bigger il.
reality than one can tell about It.
As the clearance sale advertisement
would read '0ne must see to believe 3
sach 3 melon was received By Leon
Haas ESQ, of OpeIousas. With com.
ailments Of Mrs. q. Griffith, Of
ghicot. il was raised on the Grit
fith farm. near Chicot, and there
sra others ike IL. said Capt. Haas,
Who brought the monster 10 town
The melon has been photograph
and IFS handsome likeness VIII form g
mart of the Clarion's big Trade Ed
tion.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13
HE tGH

In1s Il as eaFenlasian gg YEN
ll 10 llshsa III yas
tee q as large j elFSuEa liiaB
as any eekly published In the state.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-08-13

Confined on pa So four
Norwich bulletin., 1910-10-03
VIEWS AND VARIETIES
Clever Sayings.

Is she conscientious ?' Very. She won't even listen to the conversation that goes on over 9 party line phone" Detroit Free Press.
 Smith-How do you remember to water the plants when your wife IS away? Brown-Oh I have the win dows open so the storms can wet 'enl. -Harper's BaZar.
 Have you no friends to help you?" T have, mum, but they sort of bunch their gifts. I get six turkeys Christ mas and nothing during the rest of the year.'-Pittsburg Post.
 ''Too many cooks spoil the broth" quoted the Wise Guy. Yes, just g too many appetizers spoil the appe- tite,'' agreed the Simple Aug.-Phila- delphia Record.
 T read that a chauffeur had been blinded by an accident Poor fellow. Wonder if it will make any differences in his style of driving g?"-Philadelphia Ledger.
 badly scared by a recent spell of dark ness. Can it be that they are so ig- norant?t Ignorant, nothingg Glasgow people are wise in being afraid of each other in the Bits.
 Your cook has eloped with the coachman, your wife has appendicitis and your, favorite daughter has gona on the stage" Why didn't you cabls nle?' T kept putting it off from day to day, es the head of your frn ex- pected every moment to announce his faHure.'-Life.
 What was the trouble between SWinton and his wife? Was r his fault or hers that they were unable to get along together ?'' Its rather hard to decide. It appears that whenever ona of them had an irresistible impulse ths other had an unalteraiole objection.' Chicago Record Herald.
 T would like to ask you one more question" said the youth. Let it come" rejoined the Homegrown philosopher. When" quoted the youth, would you say that a man has achieved greatness?" When he de- serves his own opinion of himself an< sWered tho home grown philosophers Chicago News.
 And win you tell me just what you think of me, Miss Caroline?' inquired the sluggish wooer. The fair pfri 7lesi- tated. "I want you to und erstand, Mir. Deliver" she said, that I am using the term in 8 RooseveItish sense. scien< tiffcally and descriptiveIy, but I really think you are @ chump."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.