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The Falls City tribune., 1910-12-16

James Ayers and wife were shoppsa
in Falls City Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs, Josh Bloom visited re.
latives in Falls City Tuesday.
DIR. Hahn was up from Falls City on
business one day last week.
T. l.. Hail of Lincoln was trans.
acting business here recently.
Mrs. Cora Andrews of Stella was
calling on Verdon friends recently.
! M. A. veach has returned from a
recent visit to Seneca Kansas.
Clarence Clark and wife of Kansas
City spent a few days of last week
here.
Quinton Stump shipped a carload
of cattle to Kansas City Tuesday e.
yening.
Mart Stewart and wife of Pawnee
City visited relatives here the past
week.
Miss Anna F"rauenfelder came up
from Falls City to spend Sunday with
home folks.
Sol Bloom and brother. in-law left
the fore part of the week for Fair
bury Nebr.
Mrs. Hull and daughter Miss Flor
ence spent last week with relatives
at Barada.
Miss Opal Smith came down from
Nemaha City Monday evening for a
visit with her father.
Mrs. Jess Waggoner arrived Satur-
day morning from Lanram Nebr. for
a visit with home folks.
Landon Yantis has returned to his
home in Long Island Kans. after d
short stay here with relatives.
Mrs. J. c. Shullenberger and son
Chas of Shubert were guestesof Mr..
and Mrs. Frank Dietrich Friday.
Homer Young returned to his home
at Beaver City Nebr. Monday after a
short stay here with his uncle.
Miss Nellie Hossack and friend
Miss Stumbo of Falls City visited re.
latiyes here the first of he week.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. s. Marsh returned
home Tuesday afternoon from a visit
with friends at Monmouth and Lin
coin Nebr.
Mrs. Martin Miller and sons Asa
and Harry left Monday for Kansas CT
ty to be at the bedside of Charlie
Miller who is very i'll.
A daughter was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. WIN Estes, Laird, Colo. Mrs.
Estes was formerly Miss Chloe Will
kinson OF this place.
VIII H%asenyager and Charlie Geb-
hart are enjoying a visit from their
nephews, Arthur Hasenyager and Wa
ter Gebhart who arrived recently from
Long Island Kans.
George w. Foutch of Rockport Mo.
died at the home of his sister, Mrs.
Mary Steward of this place Tuesday
evening, Dec. 6, aged IS years 8 mon
tbs and 20 days. Funeral services to
be held at the Steward home We'd
nesday and the remains shipped to
Rockford Mo.
The Falls City tribune., 1910-12-16
VERDON.

n. B. Judd was ON our streets last
Friday.
Ell, Randolph was up from Falls Cit
on business last week.
Miss Jessie Griffith was a county
seat visitor recently.
l.. b. Cornell spent a portion OF last
week at Falls City.
Deputy Sheriff Nc Farland was in
town on Wednesday.
The Falls City tribune., 1910-12-16
HUMBOLDT.

John Holman attended to business
in Falls City Wednesday.
Miss Lilly Edwards was a passen-
ger to Falls City Wednesday.
Joseph Stone attended to bust
ness in Kansas City Saturday.
Mark Williamson spent part Of
the week with friends in Falls City.
The Farmers Institute was held in
the city hall Thursday and Friday.
George Cernohlavek of Falls City
spent Sunday with friends in this city.
Mrs. w. Tracy of Pawnee City was
a guest of o. A. Cooper and wife
Sunday.
o. L. Unkefer, wife and son., Linn,
returned Saturday from a visit to
Lincoln.
Georgia Billings iseassisting in the
Hackett Drug store during the Christ
mas rush.
DIR. w. R. Waggener spent the
latter part of the week with rela-
tives in Omaha.
Morton Youngman returned Sun
day from a few days visit with Te-
cumseh friends.
Will Gergens and wife visited
with relatives in Pawnee City the
middle of the week.
Mrs. Roy Balm and little daughter
visited with her parents, E. S. Cope
and wife. this week.
Mrs. Koyanda of Table Rock spent
the latter part of the week with
James Hnizda and family.
Callie Edwards came down from
Lincoln the last of the week and
spent Sunday with home folks.
II. p. Marble returned to his home
in this city Sunday from his work
at the Santee Indian agency.
A. Virgins and family left Wednes-
day for Vigil, Kansas, where they
will make their home in the future.
Miss Stella Finch returned to her
home in Lincoln after al extended Wis
it at the home of r. R. Philpot.
John Voellers and wife went to st.
Joseph Thursday. Mrs. Voellers will
receive medical treatment in a hos
pital at that place.
Champ Wright II wife nave V re-
turned to this city to make their
home, having resided for some time
at Marshfield, Mo.
Mrs. John Powers returned this
week from Omaha, where she had
been spending some time with her
son, John Powers Jr., and wife.
The remains of the infant son of
Benjamen Greed and wife of Pawnee
City wa brsought to Humboldt Mon
day and buried in the city cemetery.
The basket ball game played be-
tween Tecumseh and Humboldt at
he former place, resulted in the
score of 13 to 81 in %favorof Tecum-
sch.
The Christian Endeavor of the
Presbyterian church held a social
at the home of Miss Helen Smith on
The Falls City tribune., 1910-12-16
PRESTON.

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Mcwain and
Clarence were the guests of Mark
Durfee and family Sunday.
Sam Hackworth spent Sunday in on
vicinity.
Grover Vaugah was the guest of A.
F. Randolph and family Thursday e.
yening.
NJ. J. Durfee marketed hogs at Pres
ton Saturday.
Mr.. +. c. Oberst is on the sick list
this week
Ed. Durfee and wife and Grover
Vaughan were Falls City visitors Fri
day.
Boss Randolph was in Fargo Satur.
day
a. ]. Hackworth had business in GU
vicinity last week.
George Vaughan was a Preston Wis.
itor last Saturday.
Ed Durfee purchased an Edison pho
nograph of Grover Vaughan.
Boss Randolph was the guest of ED
Durfee and family Saturday.
Nose Brinegar passed away at his
home near Fargo, Saturday morning
Dec 10, after a short illness. He
leaves to mourn his loss a wife two
sons and one daughter, Jack and
Henry Brinegar and Mrs. Charles Nit
chic. They have the sympathy of
the entire community.
The winter industry seems to be
trapping as every man and boy is at
it.
Mrs. Ed. Durfee, Mrs. Geo. Waugh
an and Miss Eta Wayne entertained
at the home of Mrs. ED. Durfee Mon
day afternoon. Six ladies took their
fancy work and enjoyed a very pleas
ant afternoon. Photograph music
proved to be most entertaining. and
in harmony with the afternoons work
and pleasure nice and dainty refresh
ments were served.
Sam and Ed Oberst were business
visitors at Preston Saturday.
Charley Mole made a business trip
to Falls City Saturday.
Mr.. John Helfenbrine and family
We're the guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Ed
Durfee and family Sunday evening.
y. F. Randolph and wife were the
guests of their son Porter Randolph
and family Sunday.
John Helfenbrine and wife were
guests of Geo. Wist and wife one day
this week.
John Helfenbrine and wife were RI.
10 visitors last week.
Charley Jackson was the guest of
The Falls City tribune., 1910-12-16

Gus Helfenbrine Sunday.
Nj. j. Durfee was a Falls City yisi-
tor Monday.
Clarence Mcwain is husking corn
for Mark Durfee this week.
The Falls City tribune., 1910-12-16

MONEY TO LOAN--Haye a few
sums of private money, fifteen hun
dred dollars and upwards to loan Oh
good farm land. If you wish to bor-
row write, or call on me.-Henry C.
Smith, Falls City, Nebraska.
The Falls City tribune., 1910-12-16

Nellie Briscoe went down to Falls
City last Saturday and returned home
Sunday
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-31

HOW'S THIS
$210O
Broom cottage, east front, near 18th and
Maple streets; all rooms large, newly
papered and painted, large lot with barn
16x22 just completed, costing $500. Large
sealed chicken house with runway accom-
modating enough chickens to enable you to
keep the neighbors supplied with fresh
eggs Cemented cellar. Large front and
rear porches. Owner is going on a farm
and must sell at once $500 cash, balance
less than one-half what 1t would rent for.
AND THIS
5-.+-'-, ~--- S. 600
S-room house on South 10Th street, which
Is paved and paid for just south of Castel-
lar, built since 1900, and has been lived In
continuously by the present owner; newly
papered and painted Modern except heat,
good sized lot with shade trees, east front,
Terms one-half cash.
ED JOHNSTON & CO,
S05 South 18th st. Phone, Doug. 1925. "
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-31
Kountze Place Homes


$3,25O-6-room, modern, oak finish.
$3,800-Six-room, modern, south
front, with cement driveway to a gar
age.
3,2OO-Eight rooms, mod, 'front.'
ing Kountze Park. Not new.
$4,400-Seven rooms, oak finish.
$5,0O0-Seven rooms, oak floors,
oak finish, attic, good barn or garage,
shade trees, 1919 Lothrop.
$6,500-Ten rooms, 1924 Writ St.,
oak finish, corner, ground 100x124.
$6,750-Ten rooms, corner 18th and
Binney, steam heat, slate roof, lot TAX
124. Would take small place as part
payment.
1O,000--Two modern houses, corner
lot, rental $85. Would take some good
farm land.
W. H. Gates
l644 N. Y. Life. Phi. D. 1894; w. $685."
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-10-13
US. GOVERNMENT CO.
OPERATES TO insure
SUCCESS OF Land SHOW

y PittsburE Pa, Oct IL, SPECIAL
The Importance of the National Land
and Irrigation Exposition to be held al
Pittsburg, October II to 20, will be
easily realized whea the fact is taken
into consideration that the institution
has the direct cooperation OF the
United States Government and Ameri-
can Immigration League. The North
American Civic League for Immigrants
will have several representatives at the
Pittsburg Land Show, while Miss
Frances E. Kellor, the Chief of the
Bureau of Immigration and Industries
of New York State will visit the Land
Snow on October 25 and 26, Miss
Kellor is one OF the most popular women
who has ever been identified with i'm
migration work and was especially ap-
pointed by Gov Chas, E. Hughes to
inquire into the welfare and industrial
opportunities OF alien arrivals In
America.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-10-13

For SALE-Church organ. Inquire
of John Cutler, Reynoldsville, Pa.
For RENT-Good residence ON Main
street at reasonable rates. u All modern
improvements. Inquire of ]. X. Johns
ton, Reynoldsville, or write Mrs. M.
Ayres, 1917 Federal Street, Allegheny,
Pa.
For SALE-Second hand organ. In
quire STAR Office.
LosT-Gold brooch set with opals
and small diamond, between post Office
and Second street Finder will be re-
warded by leaving at THE STAR Office.
WANTED-To weave carpet for all
people who can send material by street
car, Write for prices. The same old
weaver-Theophiel pemay, Box 317,
Delaney, Pa.
FoUND-Money. Owner can have
same by proving property and paying
for this advertisement. Inquire at s.
J. Burgoon's news stand.
WANTED--Girl for housework who
can speak German. Inquire at THE
STAR office.
For SALE-1, 400 feet Of pine siding,
good as new. Inquire Of r. L. Taafe.
WANTED-To buy large secondhand
heating stove for shop. L. M. Snyder.
FOR RENT-Eight room house in
cluding bath room. L. M. SNYDER.
WANTED-500 colonies of bees, on
shares or cash rent. A good propo-
sition. George a. Rea.
FOR SALE AT A BARGAIN Cart, top
buggy and two horse carriage. Inquire
OF J. H. Corbett.
For SALE-Work horse and two year
old blooded colt; also success potato
digger, combination fence machine, and
125 egg incubator. G. Fl. REA.
House FOR RENT-In West Reyn-
oldsville. Inquire of G. G. Williams.
For SALE-Property on jackson
street. Mrs. Katherine Smeltzer.
For SALE-Thirty-t acres OF sur
face land and upper vein of coal for
$3.50 an acre; four acres cleared; good
spring on same; timber reserved. In
quire of Noah Syphrit, r. D. 3, Revn-
oldsville, Pa. 2t
WANTED AT oNCE.-HAMPToN's MAGAZINE
wants a reliable man or woman in Reynolds
vile TO sell the fastest-growing magazine in
America. Earn $3.50 to $500 day. Write
Immediately for "salary Plan" and FREE
outfit. Address "VON," Sales Mgr, HAMp-
TONS MAGAZINE, IS West a5th St.. New York.
BOYS GIRLS FREE COLUMBIA
BICYCLES for little easy spare-time work
for Hampton's Magazine, Send postal for
wonderful FREE Bicycle Offer Address
Bicycle Club" Room 53s. GO West 35th ST..
New York.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-10-13
George Washinston's Sobriquets.

Washington was called by many So
briquets. He was first of all Father
of His Country" Providence left him
childless that his country might call
him father" Sigourney calls him PA
ter Patriae;" Chief Justice Marshall,
the t"American Fabius." Lord Byron
in his "Ode to Napoleon" calls him
"the Clncinnatus of the West" For
having a new world on his shoulders
he was called the "Atlas of America"
The English soldiery called him by the
sarcastic nickname Of Lovely Georgi-
us" Red Jacket. the Seneca Indian
chief, called him the Flower of the
Forest" The Italian poet Vittorio AL
fieri called him "Deliverer of Ameri-
ca" His bitter opponents sarcastically
called him the "Stepfather of His
Country" during his presidency
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-10-13

Once when | was little boy slept
out in barn all night, and 1t was cold,
and shivered and couldn't sleep. But
in the next yard there was a little dog,
and he was cold, too, and he shivered.
And l got him over in the barn, and
we lay down together, and he snuggled
up to me, and l snuggled up to him.
And pretty soon we were both warm
and we both slept had warmed him,
and he had warmed me. And so If q
fellow snuggles little hope or little
Joy or little desire or little beauty
close up against his ache, why, pretty
soon 1t has warmed him, and he has
warmed 1t. He is stronger and better
and the whole world of hope or joy
or beauty or desire is stronger and bet
ter for it.-Larry Ho in st. Paul Dis
patch.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-10-13
SSSsSySSSSS SSos6sSsSM sSScSs sSSSo
news OF..CENERAL INTEREST IN town /
COUNTY AND STATE }
"o' ''


Presbyterian market will be held
at Keystone Hardware store Saturday
afternoon.
/ "Billie, the Kid" is booked to appear
at the Adelphi Theatre Friday night,
October 18th.
Rails are on the ground for the
extension of the trollev line through
Big Run borough.
There will be dance In Montie's
Hall this, Wednesday, evening" under
direction of Frank A. Bohrcn.
Frank Caldwell, Of West Reynolds
vile, had the index finger OF his left
hand so badly squeezed while at work
in the steel plant Monday that it had to
be amputated.
Sunday afternoon at $3.50 there will
be religious services in the miners hall
az Prescottville. Subject OF discourse,
"A Pack OF Cards and the Chief Of
Sinners" Everybody is invited.
The Big Run Tribune is conducting
voting contest to decide upon new
name for that borough. At present
the five highest favorites are: Del
verne, Mountclair, Alahoe, Arcona and
Arvada.
William Dorworth and Miss Emma
Hines will be married in ST. Mary's
Catholic church in Revnoldsville this
morning at eight o'clock by Father p.
j. Lynch. Both of the contracting
parties are well and lavorably known
in town and have hosts of friends to
extend congr atulations.
Andrew W. Smith, of Falls Creek,
was in Reynoldsville yesterday inter-
viewing the voters. Mr.. Smith is the
candidate Of the Prohibitlonists OF
Jefferson county for Assembly, and
while he does not expect to win, he
does believe that he stands an excellent
chance of receiving large proportion
ate vote. He is man Of high stand
ing In his own community and in
every way capable of rendering good
service in the Office he seeks. His
genial handshake and pleasant smile
are fine allies In making friends.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-10-13

List of unclaimed letters remaining
in post Office at Reyuoldsville, Pa, for
week ending Oct. y, 1910
Robert Beagley, Miss May Crawford,
Lacelle A. Farmer, h, d. Hughes, E.
H. Hoover, Mrs. Thos Kirkman, Clair
Kerr, Frank Lazzi, D. S. McAntar,
Miss Hellice Miller, Jack Praido, Miss
Ruth Rhods, F. II. smith Mrs Msry
NJ. Thompson,
say advertised and give date of list
when calling for above.
S M. MCCREIGHT, Z. M.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-10-13

We are the only people in Reynolds
vile that carry the Apollo Chocolates.
Reynoldsville Candy Works,
Sick headache, dizziness, biliousness,
are the result of disordered stomach
Stoke Feicht Drug Co, guarantees
Mi-o-na stomach tablets to cure you, or
money back. Large box so cents,
"A Queen Quality shoe with a
flexible wonder worker sole, just ease
and comfort; price S4.00. Adams.
If you have any chestnuts bring them
to us and we will pay you cash. Reyn-
oldsyille Candy Works.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-10-13
WANT COLUMN.

Rates:-one cent per word for each and
svcry insertion.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-10-13
a Curious Relic.

A curious relic Of Louis XVII. is the
"game of dominos" made Of pieces of
the Bastille which were given to the
dauphin before he and his parents left
Versailles forever. 1t is said that
when the box containing it was
brought in the queen exclaimed to her
bedchamber woman, Nine. Campan,
"What sinister plaything to give
childw The sinister plaything is with
other revolutionary objects preserved
in Paris.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-10-13
500 Reward. 500,

The readers of this paper Will be pleased to learn
that there at least dreaded disease that science
has been able to cure in all its stages. and that s
Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is the only positive
cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease. requires consttu-
tional treatment Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in-
ternay, acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the system. thereby destroying the
foundation OF the disease. and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and assist
ing nature In doing It's work. The proprletors have
80 much faith in It's curative powers that they offer
One Hundred Dollars for any case that 1t falls tc
cure. Send for list OF testimonials.
Address +. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-10-13
The Call of the Blood

for publication, finds voice in pimples,
boilsi sallow complexion, a jaundiced
look, moth patches and blotches on the
skin,-all signs of liver trouble. But
DR.. Kings New Life Pills make rich
red blood; give clear skin, rosy cheeks,
fine complexion, health. Try them.
25c at Stoke & Feicht Drug Co.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-10-13
Visual Proof.

She-Mr. Sweetly has such polish
and such finish Haven't you observed
them? He (savagely)-No, haven't,
more's the pity! I'd like to see his
finish.-New York Press.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-10-13
Methodist Church.

Services for Sunday October 10Th,
1l:00 a. M, theme, ."Tbe Son Of Man. "
7:30 p M, theme, One of the Things
Most Needed in Reynoldsville.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-10-13
For Sale.

For Sale.
One six room house, Main street.
One six room house, Pleasant Avenue.
One eight room house and acre of
land, Tenth street.
One seven room house,, Fourth street.
Two six room houses, West Reyn-
oldsville.
Two eight room houses, West Reyn-
oldsyille.
One seven room house, Jackson
street. ROBERT q. PARRISH.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-10-13

For fancy box of chocolates for your
sweetheart, as q gift, call and see us.
Reynolisville Candy Works.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-10-13
Warning.

Notice is hereby given all persons not
70 dump rubbish or refuse of any kind
on lane within the borough limits, and
especially not along line OF the creek.
By Order OF Council,
PHILIP KoEHLER, Sec.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-10-13
Esrliest Bible Pictures.

The earliest Bible pictures were
painted a;' ~ church walls instead Oh
',eing houuu elN cen The book covers.
Connecticut western news., 1910-09-08
NOTICE

The Registrars of Voters of thu town of North Canaan, county of Litchfield and state of Connecticut, hereby give notice that they will be in session at the Law Office of Judge A. T. Roraback, in the village of Canaan in said town of North Canaan, on, Thursday, September 18th, 1910, from nine o'clock in the forenoon until five o'clock in the afternoon for the purpose of receiving oral or written appli- cations from those persons by whom or in whose behalf claim is made that they will be entitled to be made electors in said town of North Canaan, before the day of its Annual Town Meeting. and to place upon a list. under the title, "To be Made" the names of all those persons by whom and in whose behalf a claim Is so made that they will be entitled to be made electors in said town of North Canaan be- fore the day of its annual Town Meeting
 Dated at North Canaan, Conn.,, this first day of September A. ID. 1910
 J. CLINTON RoRABACK. Registrars
 EDWARD l.. ROBERTS, ] of Voters.
Connecticut western news., 1910-09-08
A Preventive,

Not humps. but scarlet fever. afford ed the unwilling wit of certain Chi cago family occasion for an amusing remark. The childish plague had swept the neighborhood, and the chill dren had been gravely and repeatedly warned not to run any risk of infec- ton. When, therefore, they came to the dinner table loud in glee at having once more talked with supposedly quaran- tined comrade the careful mother fret ted over their inevitable danger.
 Don't worry, motherktn," the spokes- man of the surprised juvenile group hastened to reassure her. Were all right, honestly. Course we sat pretty close to Jimmie on the fence. but we held our noses tight the whole endurin' time" ."--Chicago Record-Herald,
Connecticut western news., 1910-09-08
Couohs and Sneexes,

My congrega ton coughed this morn ing" q clergyman said. ''I could hard ly make myself heard. It was most annoying"
 Well" said a physician. the next time they cough tell them to press the upper lip just beneath the nose. Press ing the nerves in that quarter will stop the most obstinate cough, and by the same token it will stop a sneeze too
 ''I'll tell you how to stop the hic- cough. You press hard on the cheek right in front of the ear. Those nerves there control the hiccoughs as money controls politics. You need only press the nerves will do the rest."-Buf- falo Express.
Connecticut western news., 1910-09-08
The Thievinu Arabs,

'"Their whole lives are given up to the breeding of their focks and herds and to systematic robbery" writes Douglas Caruthers of his experiences in northwestern Arabia. "The Bed uoin lives in his tent for week at a time or until the fit comes over him, and he calls his companions, and off they go on a foray to steal camels in order to increase their own herds. The Arabs great idea is to possess a rife, for that means power. Tn order to do this he must steal camels. So, having stolen camels. he purchases a rife. Then come more raids to take more camels, this time in order to buy a wife. Camels are their sole means of exchange" s-..
Connecticut western news., 1910-09-08
The Emu and It's Eaqs.

The emu is the largest bird of the Australian bush and. next to the os- trich. the largest of existing birds, the cassowary, also a native of Queens land, coming next. The emu scrapes a shallow pit in the ground for it's nest and lays from nine to thirteen eggs. The eggs are five inches in length. These are matched by the cock bird. the period of incubation lasting from seventy to eighty days. The young at birrh are striped longitudinally with dark markings on light ground. They can run with great speed very shortly after being matched. The eggs of the emu are very rich in flavor, too rich to be eaten alone. The flesh is dark colored and oily and is only eaten by the aboriginals.
Connecticut western news., 1910-09-08
Some People All Brass"

Tetrazzini tells of woman who ask ed for her autograph. Contrary to her usual custom she scrubbed her Eame on visiting card an6 sent 1t 70 her. A day or two later she got anotber letter
 Dear madame" it said. 'I have pre- sented your card at the box office at Covent Garden for two seats. but they would not give them to me on your card alone. herewith inclose the card you sent me. will you please write 'Oblige my good friend with two seats and we will try again. Chicago Trib- une..