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Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1910-10-20
A WOMAN'S BACK.

The Aehss and Pains VIII Disappear Is
ths,Adviss Of This Williamsburg Citizen
h Followed.
A woman's hack has many aches and
pains.
Most times tbs the hdneys' fault.
Backaehe il really kidney ache
That's why Dosn's Kidney Pills cure
It.
Many Williamsburg women know this.
Read what one has to say about It:
MRS. James II. Malone. of Williams
burg, Va, says; II used DoRn's Kid
,ney Pills and am glad TO say that they
aage me great reliet. although / did not
take them as regularly as / should. /
sufiered severely from backache and a
kidney weakness for several years.
used maoE remedies. but did not find re-
lief until procured Doan's Kidney Pills.
It only took few doses TO bring about
a great change aad continued their use
Until the pains had left my back and my
Kidneys had becoEe normal. I do not
hesitate TO give DoaD's Kidney Pills my
endorsement"
For sale by all: dealers. Price 5ocents
Poster.Milburn.CO., Buffalo. New York
Sole agents for the UnitedsStates..
Rsmsmbsri .ths. dname-nosn's-asd
ssks.ae ethsf. 49, 49,.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1910-10-20
Sinking Spells
Every Few Days

AT the time l began taking
Dr.. Miles Heart Remedy l was
having sinking spells every few
days. Ny haads and feet would
get cold: l could scarcely
breathe, and could feel myself
gradually sinking away until l
would be unconscious. Those
about me could not tell there
was life ia me. Alter these
spells ! would be very weak and
nervous, slceplesS and without
appetite; had neuralgia in my
head and heart. After taking
the remedy short time all this
disappeared and m few weeks
al the heart trouble was gone"
MRS. LIZZIE PAINTER
8o3H Sd Ave. Evansville, Ind.
For twenty years we have
been constantly receiving just
such letters as these. There is
scarcely a loeaiity in the United
States where there Is not some
one who can testify to the
merits of this remarkably sue
cessful Heart Remedy.
Or. Miles, p@eork Remedy Ia soid BY
ell druggists. n the hrs2 bottle falle @
beneNts youP drsaotst Stil return year
noaey.
hisss sznnaeAA- Ca BlsAssA las'
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1910-10-20
TOanO.

Toano, Va. Oct. l9.-Those who
went 20 the Yorktown celebration
Wednesday were Misses Fannie
Marston. Mary Warren. Elizabeth
Marston, Dorothy Rogers; Mesdames
Warren Marston, John Geddy. Il.
u. Stephenson and Mr.. J. NJ. Jen-
nings.
Mr.. Henry Richardson and wife.
OF Newport News, were IN Toano
today.
Mr.. J. M. Jennings was in Rich
mond Tuesday.
Mrs. Wilson Cowles spent Tues
day with her mother. Mrs. II. M
Clay.
Prof. Marvin Maiden. principal of
T. II. S. was in Williamsburg Nor
day night.
Many attended the English ser
vices at Bethany church Sunday
evening. Rev. Edward BFeckhus is
the pastor. AL are invited again on
the third Sunday in Norge.
The young people are busy prac.
ticing for the tournament which vii
take place on the 2Sth.
| All present enjoyed the exercises
at the Powhatan Literary Society a
| T. II. S. last Friday. They vii
have an open meeting again OF IT,
| 9th.
Invitations are out for the tourna
ment and ball that will take plac
here on October 18th.
Mrs. J. <. White is in Cap
Charles on a visit to her mother.
Mesdames Barrett and Griffine
of Mobile. Ala. the sister an
niece of Mr.. Enoch Martin. are .eX
pected here this week.
The fall Irish potato crop IS sal
TO be the best we have had for year
Mr.. II. w. Wynne is loading
car OF Keller pears 10 be shipped.
I Mr.. J. 7. Curle and family c
Barhamsville, visited Toano Ia.
Sunday in their new touring car.
Mr.. Cleveland Wright, of New
: port News. is Up on his vacation an
{ will remain until after the tourni
ment. He is with his brother
/ "Cloverdale."
o Mr.. Dudly Cowles. Of Atlant
= Ga, has been on visit to his 0
home. His mother. Mrs. Harm
: Cowles was with him.
Mr.. N. L. Henley spent, Sundi
with Mr.. Carter Cowles.
Mrs. Peter Cowles has improv
Is very much we are glad to say.
/ Mr.. J. g. Carlton was IN Ric
mond Tuesday.
MeSdameS c. {. Branch, J.
- Carlton and Gordon Bohannon We
to Richmond to see Maud Adams
the Academy on Friday evening.
Mrs. Bohannon left here for Sur
Monday morning.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1910-10-20
Council Fix Budget.
Continues fro.o pse-t)

Mr.. Cole then offered a resolution
providing for the appointment of a
committee OF three TO az " = s-~ -
lar committees from the boards of
the Peninsula counties. the councils
Of Newport News and Hampton,
and TIE Chamber Of Commerce of
Newport News In securing from
Cogress an appropriation tor the
Yorktown Jamestown military high
way. The president appointed
Messrs. Wolfe. Cole and Spencer %
the committee.
Mr.. Spencer then nominated Mr..
5. L. Graham as member OF the
city school board for a term Of three
years from July II. 1910. Mr..
Graham succeeds himself.
o. motion Of Mr.. Spencer. the
council ordered the sale Of the old
Jail lot, the LOT formerly occupied BY
the colored school. and another lo'
on Ireland street. near Judge Smith
property. The president appointed
Messrs. Spencer. Jones and Cole I
committee % advertise and DISPOSE
OF the lots at public auction as pco
vided by special act OF the leEi
stature.
There were a few spectators attNr
meeting. among them being the Rev
NJ. !. Hoover. The people O
| Williamsburg take little interest D.
the meetings and rarely attene.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1910-10-20
BTaithWaItG-POSt.

Mr.. Richard Braithwaite. Of this
city, and Miss Eva Post. of York
county, were married at the brides
home, near Magruder. last Tuesday
afternoon at 3 o'clock. They left
Immediately after the ceremony for
Washington and other northern
cities
Mr.. Braithwaite is one Of VII
hamsburg's popular young business
men. and Miss Post is the daughter
of Capt. Harry Post. Of York coun-
~. and a popular young lady. They
Will make Williamsburg their home.
Slack lime. for sanitary purposes
for sale at Bozarth's Lumber Yard
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1910-10-20
Il Costs to Entertain,

Bills for entertaining the engineer
and other guests in regard TO Archer's
Hope river were ordered paid by the
council at their meeting last Friday
night. 1t comes high to entertain.
but it was money well spent in that
it demonstrates that the city council
is ever ready to further any move
ment that is likely to result in better
ing our conditions. Here are the
items:
Luncheon at the Colonial Inn $31. so
z. y. Saunders. bus hire 400
Gazette. invitations and
postage l.80
~ 49, AZ
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1910-10-20
Meeting Of Creditors.

The creditors Of the Williams
burg Knitting Mil held their second
meeting Tuesday. The principal
business transacted was the e5Sami-
nation OF the bankrupt and the tax
ing of dispositions. The trustees
asked for az order to sell the per
sonal property. The next meeting
will be held on November 2. in this
city.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1910-10-20

You can always find the best o.
soft drinks. fruits. tobacco. cigars.
cigarettes and confectionsries at
Morris Ice Cream Parlor. Shep-
herds cream sent out for $500 per
gallon. Give Us your Sunday order
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1910-10-20

The Ladies Social Club will meet
at the home of Mrs. d. J. Mepham
on October 20. at 1890 a. d.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1910-10-20

Tor SALE.-TOrnado Silo u. It. in
diameter % II. high. In good con.
dition. used one season only. John
A. Becbtel.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1910-10-20

Tor SALE AFTER DEC. 1.-Two
front office rooms With gas. second
floor Gazette Building Apply at
THE GAZETTE office. Il
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1910-10-20

TSOR SALE-65 unbroken Indian
= Ponies for sale. Some hne animals
IN the drove, Apply at City Livery,
Williamsburg. Va.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1910-10-20

T<OR SALE.-Store house 25x5O. nice
= dwelling, out-houSes, sc, with
about acres, IN thriving country
village near Danville. Business good.
6ne water, very healthy. Church and
High school Address W. 5. l.. owner.
Box 33 Route No. 1. Chatham, Va.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1910-10-20

EOR SALE-Fresh Cows, a lot Of
Cattle and Pigs. Apply 70 II. MOU-
QUlN, Williamsburg, Va. 10 II
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1910-10-20

Z @ANTRD-A GOOD RESI-
w E.R. THOMPSON
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1910-01-08
SALE OF HOUSE AND loT IN
CITY OF sLuEFlELp. w, VA.

BN.Nirtue OF deed OF trust exscu-
ted 20 me ON the 18th day OF March.
1907. which deed is OF record in the
clerks office OF the county court OF
Mercer county, West virginia. In
Trust Deed Book 10. at page 29S.
wherein j. NJ. Collins and Elizabeth
Collins, his wife. conveyed to me a
parcel OF land in the city OF Blue
field, Mercer county. West Virginia.
bounded and described as follows:-
Beginning at stake y. IL degrees
30 minutes H. 1873 feet from the
southwest corner OF Mrs. Ella /,
FoN's lot situate on the north side
OF Mineral street; thence n. Ii de-
SrceS 80 minutes H. 100 feet u tho
south line OF an alley; thence n.
81 degrees L.. with the south limo of
said alley i3 feet and 4 lncnes TO a
stake, thence $ II degrees 30 minu
ties w. 100 feet 10 stake: thence =
81 degrees W 40 feet and inchas
90 Ike Beginning; ana which trust
decd was executed 10 secure unto j.
l.. Nocl 7 $. Necl, and Il. G. Noel
the payment OF certain monies therein
set torth aud default having boon
n'0do ir the payment Of moro than
three OF the notes railing duo con
socutlvely under the said trust deed
ana having been required to so do
lay he holder OF the said past duo
notes l will ON tho 10Th lay Of Feb
ruarN i9lO, on the said promises.
i'm che cry ot Bmencld. w. va. M
eleven O'clock. q m. proceed to sen.
go public out-cry 20 the hlgh1st bid
der the before mentioned premises.
Terms of sale Sufficient cash I'm
lfpnds go pay OF the balance of un-
paid totes. secured under said trust
deed, amounting 10 the sum OF $3GS.
witch interest thereon from the said
lAth LAY ul March. laD1, and il there
be any residue o purchase money
arising from 'hia sale, The same VIII
BE- madc payable 40 such time and
secured In such manner as the gran
tors In said trust decd prescribe
ana direct or in case OF a failure
20 give dicrction. then the said bal
anc" hereof viii he payable ON q
months limo, with interest
! Is LEEDY.
Trustee.
Jan 4h. 1910
ST. 'lO-fi eul
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1910-01-08
NIGHT RIDERS"
TONIGHT AT THE ELks

The Hutton-Bailey Stock Company
gave an excellent production of East
Lynne" at the Elks Opera House las,
night TO good house.
Tonight the company will close its
engagement in Bluefield by present
ing one of the strongest plays in the
entire repertoire The Kentucky
Night Riders" This play is founded
on the lawless actions OF bands OF
men known as The Night Riders
a band Of men who by their lendisl
desires TO destroy property and 81
need be human lives 10 gain their Sc
fish ends. has made nearly every to-
bacco and cotton grover OF the
South fear them This play Is en-
termingled with a pretty love story
showing how a true southern gentle
man holds honor dearer tlan life.
This is one of the companys strong
plays Specialties and motion pic
lures will be given between tho
acts. The S25. one hundred piece
dinner set will be given away free
tonight.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1910-01-08

NOTICE OF TRUSTEES SALE

BY virtue OF the authority vested
In ME by deed of trust bearing
date on the 10th. day of March. 1909.
executed 10y s. II. st. Clair and Jon-
ME st. Clair. his Wife. to the under
signed Saml w. Williams. Jr.. AS
uStee. TO secure to T. W. Early
and Virginia Early the payment OF
zen notes described In said trust
deed whicn is recorded in the Coun-
~ Court Clerks Office OF Mercer
County. West Virginia, In Truss
Decd book No, IS a, rage 9O2, ANA
eTault having been made In the pas
~ 'ot vet enc Of sHid uotrs,
he tolt ttns ur nl uppa.d ral
interest IRON Tho date O. thn sajd
rus, Deed 9Ed being req ircl 20 10
do by the sNil q W. Ear}cy AHA
Virginia Tarlty tho holders and oV-
u.ys CT t1d rutcs, no undcrsieucd
"iil oUer lCr sale at public auction
"a the h.gtest hiddcr. In front oi
tho oflco 20 Williams n Williams AZ
tae cit o Dluc0Jl. West Virg,ni1
an sn'd Count or the 1st day OF
February 1910 st 10 o'clock a M.
too following described real estate.
Rcglnulus at point loo feet frcia
the Intersection OF the Northern line
OF Adams street with the Western
line of 10 foot alley; thence with
ne northern line OF Adams street
), 4l-5l w 46 feet 70 point: thence
y 500 w. lGo feet To ~ foot al-
'ey thence y A-5i g. i6 feet TO n
point; thence S. $50 p. 100 feet To-
'h' b"finrlng Md being fourteen
! 'oel on or The Wca' side OF 10, 80
W in Sec So and td'ry two f.et
u ot the Vast side OF 10, Ne. 10 ct
Sec Si5 Ana being pmt or nd
'amr property which WAS conyevar
TO w. A. Thomas by decd dated cls
2ith day OF May, 1906. and recorded
IN said 'crk's oGce in Dood noch
No. 5S page 2lG.
said sale viii be maze for each
Ia hand on day Of sale.
SAML w WILLIAMS. Jr..
Trustee.
23O-4t.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1910-01-08

u Rarely Occurs In the Science o,
~ Weights and Measures.
How wouin ou,deune severn 'rhe
StandaN paftlolAry says It is "one
more than SIX" NebStcrs calls Il one
more than SfN ofssne less than eight
The slwidgoa Webster says It is 1--we
aud ave. AM ae Cenmry'S definition
runs 'One more than six; the sum OF
threeHnd feur.'iS
h' tnetratps;y Athat Is. the science OF
weights anu smeasurcs-Seven is com.
parstkeiy iitreS The seven days OF
the week form striking example OF
It's -uScy-however
Scholars have found. too. that the
Egs pti3u Whit contained seven hand.
-breNCths sGmJlt" Is from the Latin
"e9Il ,um. "5ftC elbow. or the distance
from the cthOw TO the end OF the mid.
die npgeH grbe Roman cubit was one
and a half Roman feet or Ia English
Inches, but the royal Egyptian cubit,
used IN the Daildng of the pyramids
90 G&ch, perhaps $500 Il. G.. has been
learf,Si from meaSuring sticks found
in the. tOmbs 10 have been 2O.64 Eng
liSh riches The ordinary cnbit was
GivittG ,mtosiE palms or handbreaths
And lie usc-oC seven in the Egyptian
cuhit Is aSCrihcl 10y some investigators
to' q iroi'ahlc custom OF placing the
haa,h trian5 Che elbow when measur-
Ag al9ug walls with the forearm and
leaving y ON 'he wall until the arm
WAS 4aid down again. lt should he
edded,thaOthcre are many othcr cubits
Of widely .diDcrent values. both ancient
ana modern Rochester Democrat and
Chronicle. 90
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1910-01-08
theatrical Notes
A GENTLEMAN FROM MISSISSIPPI

\ deal OF quiet. truly American
Wit an wholesome. sou-like humor
marks a Gentleman from Missis,
sippi." the successful comedy OF
Washington social and official life
which viii be- seen for the first time
here January IS in the Elks Opera
House. Senator I-anddon. newly ar
rived in Washington. is interviewed
in Act | by smart young reporter.
Where is your home. Mr.. Haines. "
ne asked and when told New York
City, replied
"ol yes Che VicksDurg Of The
North"
Later. in ihe heat of an argument
over the ethics OF exploiting a Fed
erai Office TO make money. one of the
characters says, iu reply ia all walks
o life:
II have lived in Washington too
long TO believe that kind or stun"
The trouble with YOU replied
Langdon hotly, rs tina; you have
lived in Washington SO long tina,
you've forgotten the old United
States"
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1910-01-08

Ihe EVcJing Leader should be
ia every home. Begin the New Year
by subscribing to Bluenelds Only
lGvoning Paper.
Ihe Leader Is the best advcr-
Using medium IT. this section.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1910-01-08

Il. Auei,stus ileinlr, .hc well 'noNh
COPPER man, WHO is about to m
,rled on scaled indictments 10 Ne"
York Cta, said 10 chor>' him WITH
oy.r ccyrhcatiou of CHECKS of inc
AIorcbaatilc N4uoua Bank and con
spirucy 10 ilwart Justice. u Is al-
l,-ctl rhRl Hcu1c ana h.s associa-
ton parposeN had tAc books which
the grand Jury needed ia connection
N-fN IT'S '~v0sttc0tiou of The bank s.
affutrs taken out OF their jurisdiction.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1910-01-08

As the births of living creatures NJ
first are III shapcn. So are nll inuova-
lions. which are The births of urIr.-
Haco0.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1910-01-08
Louieal.

~ disease should he attacked Mt its
source"
Then n mans disease is hcrcdi.
iHftl suppose you'd doctor his father
for II, cht'-EXchangc.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1910-01-08

We acuompilsh more by prudence
than by force -Tacitus.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1910-01-08
q g Wis Prensra,ian.

81 "A tis Preparation.
'IlStcn 10 tlIis charming bit ~ ohit
uars stnBmGnt' said - cynical bach
clor: Ne had been married forty years
and was prepared To die" - Ladies'
Home Journal.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1910-01-08

Jam 4tl. 1910
$ l0-it Sat
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-03-03
Saved a Soldiers Life.

Facing death from shot and shell
in the civil war was more agreeable
to J A Stone, of Kemp, Tex, than
facing it from what doctors said was
consumption. Il contracted a stub
born cold' he writes, that develop
ed a cough, that stuck to me in
spite of all remedies for years.
My weight ran down to $50 pounds,
Then / began to use DR.. Kings
New Discovery, which completely
cured me. I now weigh l7s pounds.
For coughs, colds, grippe, asthma,
hemorrhage, hoarseness, Group,
whooping cough and lung trouble,
it's supreme. SOC s1.OO. Trial bottle
free. Guaranteed by w E Lyenh &
Co., Penn & Holstein.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-03-03
Light Diet.

An old darkey, sent to a hospital,
upon his arrival was placed in a
ward, and one of the nurses put a
thermometer in his mouth to take
his temperature.
When the house doctor made his
rounds, he said:
well my man, how do you feel?"
Il feels right tol-able, sur"
Have you had anything to eat
yet"
.'Yessuh, 1 had a little" {.
What did you have?"
"A lady done gimme a piece of
glass ter suck sur"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-03-03
If Women Only Knew.
What a Heap of Happiness it
Would Bring to Edgefield
Homes.

Hard to do homework with an
aching back.
Brings you hours of misery at
leisure or at work.
If women only knew the cause
that
Backache pains come from sick
kidneys,
'Twould save much needless woe.
Doan's kidney pills cure sick kid
neys,
Many residents of this vicinity
endorse them.
Mrs. ] E Stallings, Aiken, S. c.,
says: For several years I suffered
from backache and rheumatism and
although I tried remedies and took
treatments 1 did not succeed in OBJ
tanning satisfactory relief. About
two months ago / heard of Doan's
kidney pills and procuring a box, l
began using them according to di-
rections. l can say nothing ever
proved of as great benefit to me as
they. The pain in my back was
greatly diminished, my kidneys
were strengthened and the dull, tired
feeling disappeared. I have no hest
tation in giving Doan's kidney pills
my endorsement"
For sale by all dealers. Price soc
ilburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
sole agents fer the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's and
take no other.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-03-03
An Awful Eruption

of a volcano excites brief inter
est, and your interest in skin erup-
lions will be as short, if you use
Bucklen's Arnica Salve, their quick
est cure. Even the worst boils, ul-
GERS or fever sores are soon healed
by it. Best for burns, cuts, bruises,
sore lips, chapped hands, chilblains
and piles. 1t gives instant relief.
25c at w E Lynch & Co., Penn &
Holstein.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-03-03
Better Than Lard.

Wesson's pure cotton seed oil is
a cooking substitute for lard and
butter. No greasy food, nc dyspep-
sia. Odorless and tasteless. Benefits
lealth, pocket-book and domestic
atmosphere. Try a can and you will
always use it-only 25 cents.
Penn & Holstein.
National Biscuit Company's Frui
Cake fresh by express. Edgefield
housewives know what it is.
B. Timmons.
If you want braids made, save
your combings and take them to
Mrs. Hatcher.
Let us supply your table with
new crop Georgia syrup, Blue Rib
bon, Silver Drip, Silver Leaf syrup
or Cuba molasses. Can please the
most fastidious taste.
B. Timmons.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-03-03
Wanted:

Twenty pigs and young hogs, not
to exceed 40 pounds in weight.
Small ones preferred.
F. N. X. bailey.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-03-03

We are headquarters for seed
Irish potatoes, Early Rose, Bliss,
Irish Cobbler and Green Mountain.
Ours will insure a good yield.
b. Timmons.
Buist's Irish potatoes for seed
all Of the popular varieties. None
better on the market.
Penn & Holstein.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-10-27

Kentucky colonies have been re-
garded as more or less the rightful
property OF joke makers. But that
does not mean that all Kentucky
colonies are jokes. Far be II from
that.
Last March w. j. DIETER known as
"Lllf) hampton, the Kentucky
humorist, was made a colonel-quite
officially, with the papers to prove II.
For this and other causes Col. "Bill'
was asked for a fac smile OF his class.
ic features. Also for some reason for
Kentucky colonies. He sent both, cas-.
ually remarking. II am sending you
the latest photograph but one, that
] have, but like II better because 1t
conceals an otherwise cruelty ex.
posed dome OF thought. II Is also
more nonchalant than the formal
photograph. II you do not like 1t I
do not know what you are going 70
do about II, do you?
Il hand you another picture OF me
In an equestrian attitude with trim
mings. This Is a design for a monu-
ment to 60 over the grave lot In the
state cemetery at Frankfort. KY,
which Is the only material emolument
that goes with the Office OF colonel
Don't omit that In the obituary.
please"
There II is In a nutshell Ken
lucky colonies are Kentucky colonies
so that they can design monuments
for themselves. Nice job7
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-10-27

sit tlckles a woman nearly ter death
II her husban' shifts up his nose at
some other woman's preserves"
Timothy Cornfodder alius keeps q
plug Of chewing terbacker In his pis-
toll pocket. Not because he chews,
but In order to get credit for subdiun'
the tempetation."
In the summer when you want Ii, the
ice trust has the ace.
You can get II II you want 1t if-you
only have the price.
Then when winter comes around and
there's ice on pond and river,
You must kowtow to the coal trust or
sit around and shiver.
When I'm broke I'm hungry and
there's nothing in my cup
Don't II seem that aNture's kinda all
mixed up?
There Is an oversuppiy OF Chinese
human hair The exports from China
this year have amounted to $780, 900
twice as much as last year.
"Brethern," sal dthe preacher. 1.-The
scripture says you are to give one
tenth OF your possessions. But IL you
feel you can't give SO much, just give
a sixth or a fourth, according to youI
means. We will dispense with the
next hymn and take up the collection