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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-01-14
Explicit directions.

The Langworths lived In a corner
house so easily accessible from the
street that they were being continu-
ally annoyed by persons ringing to ask
where other people lived. At last the
SON Of the house, says writer in the
New York Times, decided to put an
end to the nuisance.
Il guess" he said, complacently.
'there won't be any more folks asking
II the Browns the Biddles or the Han
sons live in this house. I've fixed
EN-"
What have you done?" Queried Mrs
Langworth.
Hung out sign"
"And what did you print on IT."
@Just five words" replied Harold,
proudly. Nobody lives here but u.s. :"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-01-14
Bad Breath,

'.For months 7 had great trouble with my
stomach and used all kinda Of medicines.
My tongue has been actually as green as
grass, my breath having bad odor. Two
Reeksago a friend recommended Cascarets
and after using them can willingly and
cheerfully say that they have entirely
cured me. therefore let you know that !
shall recommend them to any one suffer
ing from such troubles. ''-Chas. H. Hal
perm, ia E. 9TH St.. New York, N. Y.
Pleasant, Palatabic. Potent, Taste Good,
Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe.
loc. Csc, Soc. Never sold In bulk. The gem
uine tablet stamped &C. Guaranteed to
cure or your money back. 923
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-01-14
Our own Ministries.

"Mistah Walkah, kin yo' tell me dc
difrunce tween lady's gown an de
driver Of q public libr'y delivery wag-
en7'
mo, George; give that one up.
What is the difference between a lady's
gown and the driver of public IL
brary delivery wagon?"
de one has hooks in de back. an de-
uddah has books In de hack"
Ladies and gentlemen, the gifted
tenor, Mr.. Stannup n. Howell, will
now sing the popular sentimental ball
lad, Baby, Please Don't Scatter Crack.
er Crumbs in the Bed!'"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-01-14
Nu use.

Can interest you in the subject
Of noiseless sewing machines?" asked
the man at the front door,
mo. sir" said the man Of the house:
"my daughter always sings when she's
using a sewing machine. no matter
what kind 1t is"
Then he slammed the door in the
callers face.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-01-14
A Pet Anyhow.

The family lived in the suburbs of
the city, and, much to the Joy Of Lulu,
little pig was given home in the
stable cellar A few days later the
little one was calling at neighbor's.
where she showed great interest in the
bird.
The lady said, Don't you keep a
bird at homer?
NO." said Lulu. I'VE keep pig in.
stead. Delineator.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-01-14
Accounting for II.

Imogene-Why is it that 30 many
weddings happen on Wednesday?
Esmeralda-Well, on Sunday every
body wants to sleep. you know; Mon
day Is wash day, and Tuesday 10 iron-
Ing day. Wednesday Is the first day
In the week when there's really any
time for marrying.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-01-14
Hard to Locate.

How about this new students ideas
OF orthography?" said one professor.
HE has me puzzled" replied the
other. Il can't decide whether he Is
simply illiterate or q spelling reform
er in advance Of his time" Washing
ton Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-01-14
CUT THIS OUT.
Recipe That Breaks a Gold in Day
and Cures ANY Curable Cough.

ssMix half ounce Of Concentrated
pine compound with two ounces of gly.
cerine and half pint of good whiskey;
shake well each time and use in doses
Of teaspoonful to tablespoonful.
every four hours.n
These ingredients can be obtained
from any good druggist, or he will gel
them from his wholesale house.
The Concentrated pine is a specia.
pine product and comes only in hall
ounce bottles, each enclosed in an air
tight case, but be sure it is labeled
Concentrated. -
A prominent local druggist says that
he has filed this prescription hundreds
Of times and that it is wonderfully
effective.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-01-14

HOWARD. E. BURTON : Assayer and Chemist,
Leadville, Colorado. Specimen prices: Gold
Silver. Lead, ST. Gold, Silver. 75o; Gold, 500, Zinc
or Copper, 81 Mailing envelopes and full price list
sent on application. Control and Umpire work no.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-01-14

In case of pain on the lungs Hamlins
Wizard Oil acts like mustard plaster,
except that it is more effective and is
10 much nicer and cleaner to use.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-01-14
It's Pettit's Eve SsIye

that gives instant relief to eyes; irri-
tated from dest, heat, sun or wind.
All druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-01-14

On the advertising sign was the pic
ture of an athletic feminine individual
arrayed In fiaring and abbreviated
gown of intense blackness.
20, papa!" exclaimed the s-year-olt
boy; doesn't that lady look funn,
wearing an umbrella"
Belonged to the Unfon.
TELL me-ah-are you a--er-ah--e
good. careful. excellent cook and a--eI
IA very superior laundress?"
"Ah-h-hl Wot dye taake me fer
twins ?"-Harper's Weekly.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-01-14
Forgotten.

Forgotten.
o, don't you remember poor Trilby.
Ben Bolt,
How you wept DER her trials 20
sore?
The world has passed on and forgot
ten her. Ben.
And we hear of poor Trilby no more.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-01-14

Bilious attacks, sick-headaches, indiges.
ton, constipation, dizzy spells - these
are some of the results OF an inactive
liver. Ask your doctor IL he endorses
Ayers Pills in these cases. The doss
is small, one pill at bedtime.
---Made by the j. O. Aver CO ro,-cu Wa. -
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-01-14
AN EXCELLENT REMEDY.
viii Break Up Cold in Twenty-four
Hours and Cure Any Cough That
Is Durable.

The following mixture is often pre-.
scribed and is highly recommended fol
coughs, colds and other throat and
bronchial trouble: Mix two ounces OF
Glycerine, half ounce Of Virgin Oil
Of Pine compound pure, and eight
ounces Of pure Whisky. These can be
bought in any good drug store and
easily mixed together in large bot.
tie. The genuine Virgin Oil Of Pine
compound pure is prepared only in the
laboratories of the Leach Chemical Co.,
Cincinnati, and put up for dispensing
in half-ounce vials.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-01-14
Catarrh

Whether it is Of the nose, throat,
stomach, bowels, or more delicate or
gans, catarrh is always debilitating and
should have attention.
The discharge from the mucous
membrane is because this is kept in a
state Of inflammation by an impure
condition of the blood. Therefore, to
cure, taks ths best blood purifier,
Hood's SarsapariIIa
In usual lsxziA form or chocolatsd tablets
known rs SAfeatabs. 100 doses 81.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1910-01-27
SPENCER BROOK.

Miss Edith Smith, daughter of A..
G. Smith of Oxlip, is at home for an
indefinite stay. Miss Edith is a
milliner, and is an artist in that line
of work.
The tobboggan slide is becoming
very popular and people of all ages
are enjoying the sport. There are a
good many accidents and bruises but
nobody complains.
The remains of Mrs. Maggie Forest
were brought here for burial and
inferred in the Mitchell cemetery last
Sunday. Mrs. Forest was a sister-in.
law Of Charley Finstrom and lived
near Bemidji.
Mrs. Lottie Severance was hostess
at bean bee last Friday to which 8
number Of her friends were invited
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1910-01-27
ZIMMERMAN.

Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Briggs,
January 20, boy.
Miss Ada Neumann is visiting
friends at Mankato.
Miss Dowlin went to Champlin
Saturday and returned Sunday.
Mrs. Harry Pratt was an Elk River
visitor on Thursday of last week.
Mrs. Ed. Healy of Elk River visited
relatives here a few days this week.
Henry Swanson was in the twin
cities from Saturday until Monday.
Mrs. Albin Oberg went to Mime
apolis last Thursday for short
visit.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Lowell spent last
week with their daughter, Mrs. Chas.
Swanson, at Elk River.
B. 81. Foley is filling the ice houses
for M. G.. Blanchett and the Crescent
Creamery company this week.
Miss Inez Nicholson of Mora and
Chas. Rideout OF Meadow Vale spent
Sunday at the Nicholson home.
Rev. Roper of Spencer Brook has
severed his connection with the Zim-
norman NJ. E. church on account Of
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1910-01-27
ole Farm Preside.
G1eanings by Our Country
Correspondents. $500.
BLUE HILL

BLUE HILL.
Carpenter Bros. are hauling hay to
Princeton.
Joe Gustache has returned from his
visit at KEENAN,, Wis, and in the twin
cities.
The condition of the roads is bad
for hauling loads. Tip-overs are
common.
Rev. Tracey preached to large
audience at Wheeler's school house on
Sunday evening.
Elmer Thompson is having car
load of hay pressed. Clarence Taylor
is doing the work.
Tom Belair sawed Fred Barneka IS
wood pile Saturday and Robt.
McQuoid's on Monday.
Clarence Taylor made business
trip to Minneapolis last Thursda y
and returned the same evening.
Miss Gertrude Thompson was so
unfortunate as to fall on the icy side
walk in Princeton last week and break
her arm.
Miss Aurora Taylor has recovered
from an attack of la grippe and was
enabled to return to school at Prince.
ton on Monday.
Kohlman Bros. have purchased a
feed mill and grind corn and cob and
other grain on Saturdays. We hope
the boys may prosper.
Hartman Camp had two year ole
colt get tangled in the halter, and i
fell down in the stable last Saturday
night and at last reports it was in bat
condition.
There is some probability of :
cheese factory being built in BLU
Hill the coming spring, somewhere i,
the vicinity of the ranch. It is sait
that the parties who will run it ar
from Wisconsin and have number o
factories there.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1910-01-27
OxBOW.

Mrs. John Gates visited her mother,
Mrs. Lundgren, last Sunday.
Mrs. Carl Grapentin has returned
from her visit to Howard Lake. e.
Andrew Bergloof was visiting
Walter Annis couple of days last
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Sleeves were
pleasant callers at Geo. Carr's Sun
day evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Otto Henschel and
children visited at Peter Henschel's
on Sunday last. ..
Mr.. and Mrs. August Thoma of
Princeton were guests at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Carr on Sunday.
It is remarkable how eager some
young men are to perform odd jobs of
work around school houses at this
season of the year.
Miss Freda Anderson is sick with
humps and her mother, Mrs. P. o.
Anderson, spent Saturday and Sun
day with her in Princeton.
Willard Mott has opened up a
barber shop in the rooms formerly
occupied by Louis Horstman in the
| basement under Marks store.
LESSEE and Alvah Bockoven have
been staying at Lennie Bockoven' IS
the past week and have also been
calling on friends in the neighbor.
hood.
A young lady was recently heard tc
remark that all the nice men seem tc
be dead or married or to be found
only in story books, mostly in story
books.
On Tuesday. evening of last weel
Harold Anderson was surprised by 8
number of young friends, the occasion
being his twelfth birthday. Th,
evening was pleasantly spent in play
ing games and disposing of the good
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1910-01-27
BALDWIN,.

Many Baldwin people we're in
Princeton on Saturday.
Mrs. I. F. Walker was in St.
Paul last Wednesday on business.
Mr.. and Mrs. 81. B. Fisk we're in
Princeton Saturday taking in the
various sales.
Jim Wheeler ran down four rabbits
one day last week. Jim always could
60 some.
Mrs. Trunk, Mrs. Woodward, Mrs.
Angstman and Mrs. Young visited
Mrs. Lafavor last Tuesday afternoon.
Fred Murphy is a regular caller at
the George Townsend home. Only his
most intimate friends know the reason
why.
Ed. Judkins and his McVicker
engine are on good terms at last and
are doing a land-ofice business grind
ing feed and saving wood.
Miss Iva McCracken is teaching
school at Page. We wish her success.
Miss Pauline Trunk, another
Baldwin school-ma 'am, is teaching a
successful term at Pease.
John Wheeler has invented new.
tangled three-horse evener and also a
COWS tanchion. He will endeavor to
secure patents thereon. Lawrence
Angstman is his architect.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. Grant will soon
change their place of abode from
Baldwin to Princeton. We regret to
lose such kind-hearted people and
can only wish them life of luxury If
their new home.
Miss Emma Trunk has been doing
sewing for Mrs. Dorff the past week
consequently Henry hasn't had tc
move from the freside. We will bt
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1910-01-27

guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Chris Modir
on Sunday.
Roy Dayton of Morrison county has
bought the Marsh farm south of town.
Rev. Henry Orrock preached to a
large congregation in the school
house Sunday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Smiley are Wis
iting the latter's mother, Mrs. N.Y.
stead, and friends this week.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1910-01-27
LONG SIDING.

Gust Anderson and Fred Erickson
were in Minneapolis on Tuesday.
Henry Uglem made several i'm
provements in his store last week.
Tillie Uglem arrived home from
Kenyon on Saturday for short visit.
Roy Home arrived from Mime
apolis on Saturday and returned
Monday. ...-.
Mr.. and Mrs. Victor Osell and Mr..
and Mrs. Shaker we're visitors at
Anderson's on Sunday.
Miss Clara Evenson and Mrs.
Henry Uglem visited Mr.. and Mrs.
Everson at Milo on Sunday.
A meeting will be held at Wolf
Bros. in Greenbush on Monday even
ing at s O'Clock for the purpose of
discussing the advisability of build
ing a telephone line in that part of
the township. All interested should
attend.
The West Branch Creamery COM
pany held its annual meeting on
Saturday and elected the following
officers: Andrew Larson, president;
John Teutz, secretary; B. G. Benson,
treasurer; Oscar Erickson, Jacob
Ellenbaum, Jacob Egge, trustees.
Gust Anderson was retained as butter
maker. The business of the past year
proved very satisfactory.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1910-01-27

exceedingly glad when she gets back
home, so Hank will be compelled to
keep the road in passable condition.
A basket social will be held at the
school house in district 81 on the
evening of February 4. The pro.
ceeds will 60 toward the betterment OF
conditions in the school.
Blue Hill, Zimmerman and Green
wood surely have live reporters and it
is a pleasure to read their items. We
hope to be numbered among the live
ones in the near future. May our
hopes never be shattered.
Mrs. W. Trunk has taken up the
painful task of rearing a yoke OF
oxen. So far she has only been able
to obtain one OK, but expects to soon
secure another one. The one she has
weighs about 100 pounds.
From this weeks edition of the
Union, until further notice is given
we intend to furnish the editor of sai6
paper with news from Baldwin, an6
hereafter wish to be numbered among
the editors from the country.
We sometimes hear some of oul
friends in the country discuss Bot
Dunn and his good roads PROPOSE
ton. Generally they have miscon
cepti0n of Mr.. Dunn's idea and some
of them seem to think he is working
against the farmers interests. Ge
that idea out of your noddle, fellows
for Bob Dunn is the farmers FRIEND
from start to finish.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1910-01-27

Mrs. Alice Foote will have bean bee
next Friday. They always have jolly
times at these gatherings.
There will be concert and supper
at the Woodman hall for the benefit
of the M. E. church on the evening of
February 4. A small admission fee
will be charged to the concert, and the
Ladies' Aid society will serve supper.
Everybody is cordially invited to
attend this function and help on a
good cause. Don't forget the date,
February 4.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1910-01-27
Simple Remedy for LaGrippe.

La grippe coughs are dangerous, as
they frequently develop into
pneumonia. Foley's Honey and Tar
not only stops, the cough, but heals
and Strengthens the lungs so that
no serious results need be feared.
The genuine Foley's Honey and Tar
contains no harmful drugs and is in
yellow package. Sold by all
druggists.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1910-01-27
Making Life Safer.

Everywhere life is being made more
safe through the work of DR.. Kings
New Life Pills in constipation,
biliousness, dyspepsia, indigestion,
liver troubles, kidney diseases and
bowel disorders. They're easy, but
sure, and perfectly build up the
health. Csc at G. A. Jacks.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1910-01-27

things prepared for the youngsters by
Mrs. Anderson. Those present were
William, George, Almon and Edward
Henschel, John Duby, Richard Dehn
and Egmont Radeke.
: On Sunday last Mr.. and Mrs. Ed.
Larson of Wyanett and Miss Esther
Chalstrom and Richard Papenhausen
of Princeton we're entertained at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Chal.
strOm.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Dehn and Mrs.
John Gates were in attendance at the
revival meeting at the Schmidt school
house last Sunday. evening. The
house was we'll filled and considerable
interest was manifested in the speak
ing and singing.
There was dance last Saturday
evening at the old Roadstrom house.
Besides the young folks of the
neighborhood there we're present Eric
Erickson and Misses Emma and
Edna Erickson from north Carmody
and Fred HOehn from near Prince
ton. A jolly time was had by all.
A calf belonging to Herb Gates met
death in rather an odd manner one
day last week. The animal, about II
months old, was found drowned ir
the water tank. Whether it was a case
of deliberate suicide or whether the
poor creature was crowded in by some
of the rest of the stock is not known
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1910-01-27
PEASE.

Victor Nystead is home on a visit.
Edward Trachy lost valuable
horse this week.
Frank Griswold and family, Frank
salee and family, L. Kempton and
family, and Mr.. and Mrs. Bartlett were
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1910-01-27

The long indoor life of winter makes
the blood weak, the system easily
catches cold and disease. Hollister's
Rocky Mountain Tea is the greatest
winter remedy; prevents colds and
disease; keeps you we'll all winter.
IS cents, tea or tablets. G.. A.
Jack.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1910-01-27
Pneumonia Follows q Cold

but never follows the use of Foley IS
Honey and Tar, which stops the
cough, heals the lungs, and expels
the cold from your system. Sold by
all druggists.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1910-01-27

poor roads and the accommodating
work nearer home.
A. W. Nyberg of Minneapolis is
driving around among the farmers
taking orders for Swift's fertilizer.
The M. B. A. boys will give dance
in their hall Friday night, February
4. Everybody come and have good
time.
The boycott on meat has struck
town as there is very little to be had.
The stockyard men are getting every
thing that can stand up alone.
A party of eleven went to the dance
at Elk River last Friday night but
they spent most of their time on the
road, getting out of snowdrifts.
W. r. HURT spent a few days in
Minneapolis last week. He has a
large horse now, that the lumber
company furnishes him to work in the
yard.
The Zimmerman people can boast of
a first class barber, who recently
came from Isanti and occupies the
building formerly occupied as meat
market.
G. A. Stillman, who is doing bust
ness for the Crescent Creamery COM
pany, handles cream, chickens, veal
calves and most all farm produce,
and pays cash for the same.
The Hattiesburg news., 1910-08-23
TIE Important
Problem

confronting anyone in need of a laxa-
tive is not a question of a single ac-
ton only, but of permanently bene-
fetal effects, which will follow proper
efforts to live in a healthful way, with
the assistance of Syrup of Figs and
Elixir of Senna, whenever it is re-
quired, cs it cleanses the system
gently yet promptly, without irritation
and will therefore always have the
preference of all who wish the best OF
family laxatives,
The combination has the approval
of physicians because it is known to
be truly beneficial, and because it has
given satisfaction to the millions OF
well-informed families who have used
it for many years past.
To get it's beneficial effects, always
buy the genuine manufactured by the
California Fig Syrup Co. only.
The Hattiesburg news., 1910-08-23

Blind Institute to allow the hospital
trustees to use this property has rath-
er confused the situation, as the state
does not own any other property that
is available for the hospital. This
probably will cause a delay in erect
ing the hospital buildings, and there
is a probability that some of the prop
erty owned by the state may be ex-
changed for a site for the hospital.
But this would have to be done by
legislative enactment, and would
mean delay of at least two years.
The trustees are anxious to locate
the hospital and begin construction
work Immediately, and the institution
is badly needed in Jackson, more than
any other.
The contest for the state normal
school, which is to be located at the
meeting of the trustees here Sept. q
is interesting, in that Hattiesburg
and Jackson are opposed by Laurel, a
city of about 5000 in South Missis
sippi. But Laurel is one of the most
progressive little cities in the state
and has entered the contest expecting
to secure that institution.
The Hattiesburg news., 1910-08-23
Climax OF the Day.


The climax of the day came when
Capt. Hooper dramatically uttered
these touching words: "This Is the
proudest moment Of my life. In look
ing out over this sea of faces gaze
upon those whom I love best Of all the
world. I see among you those who
were my playmates. AS l sat here
today could hardly fight back the
tears.
"You people know me, you know
what I am, my origin, my history.
see among you those who helped me
when | needed help most, and I say
to you that | shall never forget the
people of Cooke county, rich or poor
young or old, black or white, so long
as God gives me the breath of life"
spontaneously the audience arose
in sheer joy and cheered to the echo
The cheering lasted many minutes
and died away only to start again. Ir
mad rush of joy, old and young
those who had been friends in the
thickest of the fight and those wht
had been his political enemies bacl
here at home went forward to clasl
the hand of the man who had touched
their hearts as they had probably nev
er been touched before.
The Hattiesburg news., 1910-08-23

will get their share of the 100000
program Of the grand circuit during
the five days beginning today. The
nifty total of s44,5OO in purses has
been hung up for the session inau-
gurated this afternoon at the Empire
City Track. "The Governor Hughes"
meeting Is the unofficial title conferr-
ed upon the races by the horsemen,
and the name is not inappropriate,
since 1t represents an attempt to put
high-class harness racing on a new
basis in New York and test the ques-
laws against race track gambling
|vive under a strict enforcement of the
tion as to whether the sport can sur
fathered by Gov. Hughes. Private
wagers will be prohibited, but no
known bookkeepers will be permitted
to enter the grounds.
Louis Winans, an English breeder,
has entered strong string of Euro
pean trotters, and some of them have
shown such form as to give ground
to the fear that the big purse of the
meeting may go across the pond.
Winans Is the owner of the derby
horse, Sir Martin, and also owns the
trotting stallion, Allen Winter, winner
of Readville's $4,000 trotting handi-
cap, for which he paid $4,000. Other
which he paid John E. Madden $780,
900, and Icon, the Michigan trotter,
which cost him $4,000. The trotter
Willy is the most formidable of his
foreign-bred entries.
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