The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-15
P. H. S.

Let us TeJolct anu DC Kldu. I'LL i.
II. S. students, for the long lost sheep
'as been found-the p. II. s. corner
has been resurrected. For a long,
long time, residents of our beautiful
city have been deprived of news of
Plymouth greatest institution, for
what better crop does the city pro-
duce, than an output Of sterling boys
and girls. As in the theory of conser-
walton, namely of time and space, it
will require less of both, to narrate
the laughable incidents of the good
cid Fl. S., than to exploit upon the
sorrowful tales, we will endeavor to
do the former, with malice toward
none, and the best of good will to-
ward all.
Furthermore-most of us are Epi-
cureans, none are pessimists. Let us
stand by the good old school, the
school which has fitted our fathers
for life-let us stand by each other,
at least every place, and at all times
with the exception of time allotted TO
the holding Of class meetings, then let
us endeavor to each hold an opinion,
separate and distinct from everyone
else, and lastly-let us learn to dance
ct the senior class parties , and be
merry all the time, for none of us
are going to live over three thousand
years.
Speaking of "being merry" sug-
gests the idea, that some of the lads
would state the clause thusly-"Eat
drink, and be merry."-But We as
humanitarians do object to the inter
polation "drink," aid strike it out
never to mention the word again.
Chorus, with right hand raised)
Never again. and SOBIT.
All Of the Freshmen bless tthem)
know what q dangerous article is III
friend Keith Richter. That the fact
might be more impressed upon the
minds of the rhineys, Keith appeared
in the assembly room last Wednesday
with a red flag, displayed from the
end Of his coat tails. Beware of the
dog, all We chicken hearted.
Some of the Freshmen persist in
bearing a grudge against the Sophie
more boys, who earlier in the year,
did them a real, but seemingly unan
preciated favor. The kind act was
nothing other than busting the trous
ers of said Freshmen. Perhaps the
objection was the implements used
barrel slaves. Sophomores please
apologize for using barrel slaves,
broom handles would have been more
classical classy. Meanwhile the
condition Of the victims grow worse.
should anything happen, full obitu-
aries will appear In the corner.
What is the attraction about the
assembly room, that it is constantly
outpointing the several recitation
rooms, In point of favor with a large
number Of students7 Indeed many
seem to enjoy leaving the latter dur
ing reeitations, tu return 10 assembly
Fired" did you sayq Nix, simply
affection born of association.
Mr. Ralph Bowel was telling us
in History class the other day about
a platform of earth, which was "thir-
teen acres high" We one had q
log. who knew a fellow, who was six
feet short. Pardon the overuse of the
relatively
The high school clock is on a strike.
Forty years without s~lumbering,
lick, took, etc. Few students ever
that the old codger would ever
but that is what it is engaged
n doing Strange to say, it does not
lex while on strike. Clever pun, not
OF
In algebra, Eugene Beagles says
hat he can perform the operation.
20 it on the Freshmen, Gene.
One of the Sophomore students re-
ated in translating how "the nurses
always holding the patients
Miss Chesney hastens to
by saying that such customs
Tere unknown in Germany at that
ime. Speaking of good memories
be German story happened in the
ear 1911 Ammo Domini. Good night.