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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-03
FOR SALE-REAL ESTATE

1Oh oA46-h6AL ESTATE
S ACRES. FINEST FRUIT ORCHARD.
20 ACRES GOOD FRUIT LAND,
CHEAP.
s ACRES AND 5-RooM HOUSE AT
4-RooM HOUSE AND LARGE LOT.
NEAR WANDAMERE; $3.50 DOWN, SIS
PER MONTH. INCLUDING INTEREST.
IN FOREST DALE.
4-ROOM HOUSE, MODERN BRICK;
GOOD BUY If BOUGHT QUICK.
TWO OTHER 5-RooM BRICK MOD
ERN HOMES. SOME OF THE BEST
BUILT HOUSES IN THE DISTRICT.
e-RooM BRICK on 12TH SOUTH, ex
IL RODS. FULL, BASEMENT, FUR
MACE HEAT, CITY WATER,
SOME NICE SNAPS IN EMERSON
HEIGHTS.
sx17 RODS ON l1TH SOUTH, CLOSE
TO CAR LINE.
LARGE LIST OF FARMS IN ALL
PARTS 0F STATE AND IDAHO. 10
CALL AND GET PRICES ON THE
ABOVE.
JOHN JONES.
3O2 SECURITY AND TRUST BLDG,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-03

UNIVERSITY HEIGHTS.
LOTS
$3.50 EACH.
$3.50 EACH.
UNIVERSITY HEIGHTS.
On the East Bench.
City water to 18th. East,
Pure Air.
Finest view OF the valley that can be had.
The coming residence section of Salt
Lake City.
Building restrictions In all the East
Bench subdivisions, No old shacks here,
Large lots with alleys in rear.
$1,000 cash.
$500 per month.
A few lots will make you independent
in a few years.
Right close in on east bench.
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SIG s500--Flne l0-room house: wide lot.
LIST ave, near State street.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-03

3x17 RODS ON l1TH SOUTH, CLOSE
TO CAR LINE
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-03

JOHN REEVES.
200 Herald Building.

JOHN REEVES,
200 Herald Building.
7-room modern, close in, $1,000.
5-room modern, east side; terms: $3.50.
Groom modern brick, $4,000.
Groom modern. $1,000
l0-room modern, two-story brick: fur-
mace: $500.
I-room frame: $1,000. terms
2-room lot 33%99: $3.50.
Q acres i-room house; $1,000 cash.
3 acres i-room brick; ali IN fruit. $500.
so acres, with water. only $4,000.
90 acres. i-room brick. l25 bearing fruit
trees.
Several other larger ranches and or
chards, h3o3
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$4,000 only Ga rare rtunity)-40- acre
farm. miles north of Ogden. on
electric car line. includes 7-room
brick house. water right, horses and
wagons, farm implements, COWS and
chickens.
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s25. 900 (snap)-13o acres sandy loam
fenced, on railroad, 1 mile from Oe-
den Includes bearing orchard. lu-
cerne. etc, Two houses: barn. shed
chicken run. farm implements, etc;
so shares water stock,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-03

MEEKS & MCCARTNEY,
210-2l1 Boston Bldg.
Bell 1922, Ind 992
Phone us we will call and take you
10 see the lots
+, e. WiclSng, special agent.
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PEAL ESTATE

-vxs & MCCARTNEY.
seesil Boston Bldg -
1' Ind. 992,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-03

SOME NICE SNAPS IN EMERSON
HEIGHTS.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-03

MISCELLANEOUS
S6500, terms-30t acres. adjoining the
beautiful summer home of Mrs. Mary
Judge, All under cultivation, Large
spring, Would make fine fish pond
Plenty OF shade, fruit. vegetables and
berries. Three-room house. barn and
stable. Good water right from Big
Cottonwood.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-03

S9bO0-5x10 rods. 7-room house on half.
3rd ave. near CANYON road.
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$50, ,575-6 apis, 4 rooms and bath each,
and S-room brick cottage on 5x10.
lst West near North Temple st
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5RiCk TERRACE, MOD. ON
Sqxl65 FEET; a BARGAIN;
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APARTMENT HOUSES FOR SALE.
S4S ,000-One OF the best in city.
VIII pay per cent on $4,000.
n c. bench. close in,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-03

"a ON 3RD SOUTH. 18TH
~ IND SOUTH. s1750.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-03

tEW BRICK HOUSE. MOD
BARN. LOT 37lX130. $500 90
W EASY-S2000. 90.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-03

4pDERN BRICK ON STH
=! rEET; $500 90 CASH AND
kASY-s3500. 90.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-03

We have bargains In all classes of
real estate.
Best list OF farm property and
fruit lands In state. on any terms.
Apartments. apartment sites: fine resi-
dence and factory sites: traCkage-
Business opportunities; city and country
Improved and unimpVoved properties.
Snaps on acreage in Davis county.
If you wish TO buy a lot and build q
home, we advance the money,
COLONIAL REALTY & TRUST
COMPANY,
% East lst South st.
Both Phones 1867.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-03

.,,,, 50-foot corner on 18th
. @ and ith South; faces west:
'xalk psid.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-03

GEORGE p. STANDING.
Real Estate Broker.
No. 73 Main ST. Phones 1891.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-03

sKlCk HOUSE. MODERN.
FEET. $500 90 CASH, $50 90
th' BALANCE 6 PER CENT
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02

A friend from the north had gone to
visit the colonel, who lives in the
swampy Mississippi river bottoms of
Louisiana There was no mosquito
netting over the bed, and In the morn
Ing when the negro came with the wa
ter and towels the tortured visitor ask
ed; Sam, why is 1t that you have no
mosquito netting over the bed? Doesn't
the colonel have any In his room"
mo, suh," replied Sam
IL don't see how he stands It."
well, suh," said Sam, II reckon it's
jes' dis way: In de fo' part Nv de
night, sub, de coloners mos centrally
so 'toxicated dat he don't pay no ten
ton to de 'skeeters, an in de last
part Nv de night, sub, de skeeters is
most genally so 'tOxicated dat dey
don't pay no 'tention to de colonel
EverybOdys.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02
DOTTED LINE OOTTINEsS.

EUED been cutting puzzle pictures for
- the children every week,
II n And at last he rose In frenzy and
began to wildly speak:
please be careful when you trim me.
I'm a puzzle picture now"
Then he slapped his palm with vigor on
his superheated brow.
you will find complete instructions at
the side of the design,
But be sure that when you fold me fold
me on the dotted line.
"Tf the dealer doesn't give me with the
paper that you buy.
Tell him that he Is a robber and then
swat him In the eye.
Lay me on the dining table when the
breakfast hour is DER,
Or II baby wants to watch 1t spread me
out upon the floor.
Note the letters and the figures where the
sections all combine
And be sure that when you fold me fold
me on the dotted line.
I'm a steamboat and an engine and a
horse and wagon too.
You will find that every Sunday am al
ways something new.
Please be careful when you're working
over me with happy haste
That you do not cut your fingers or upset
the pot Of paste.
I'm colored puzzle picture, and think
that II is fine.
But be sure that when you fold me fold
me on the dotted line"
So we took him by the fingers, and we led
him gently out,
And we put him in a wagon that was
waiting thereabodt,
And we hauled him to the portal OF the
sanitarium
While he showed us how to shape him till
he was big bass drum.
The attendant nodded gravely when he
said. Mote my design
And be sure that when you fold me fold
me on the dotted line"
Chicago Post.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02
SUGGESTIONS ON
HANDLING BERRIES

Following are strawberry sugges-
tions on handling issued in the past
| by the Fruit Growers Union, which are
indorsed by Manager c. H. Sproat,
of the Apple Growers Union:
PICKING Berries must not be
picked while there is moisture on the
vines.
Berries should be picked ripper in
| cool weather than in warm.
Berries must be pink all over or
| three-fourths red.
Pickers must not be allowed to hold
several berries in hands at the same
| time.
Filled carriers must not be allowed
to stand in the sun.
Berries must be picked with stems
quarter of an inch long, not longer or
shorter.
PACKING-No Culls in boxes. Put
in nothing but fair sized berries, none
under Sitter. After filling box about
half full place the rest, stems down,
so as to be able to face the top layer
| in uniform rows of four or five making
16 to 25 berries on top layer, all nice
and level, stems down. Fill boxes
solid, leaving no vacant spaces,
especially at corners or they will be
. short weight, settle, spoil your pack
and bring less money.
| Fill box so that top layer will come
three eighths of an inch above the top
of box. Allow no berries to project
over side of box. if you do the berry
will be crushed, the pack spoiled and
the box stained.
Packers must be required to sort
out all green, over-ripe, mis-shapen,
and under Sitter berries.
Use clean crates and keep them from
being soiled.
After crates are nailed place them
in cool side of packing house.
HAULING-Hau in Spring Wagons
and use wagon cover to keep out dust.
Growers are requested to send in load
as soon as ready. Do not wait until
you are through with your pack for the
day. If everybody waits until after 6
p. M. the Shipping Association will not
be able to load the days pack, as the
car must be braced and ready at 10
P. M. These cannot be loaded after
P. M. or in three hours, so if you
want your berries to go out the same
day do not delay in getting them to
the depot.
Our crop is large, other localities
have large crops also, therefore it will
be necessary to observe these sug-
gestions if you expect to get good
results. People will not buy ordinary
fruit, or poor pack and pay price.
Good fruit and good pack will sell,
even if there is plenty of the ordinary.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02
The Irampx nnEnuti.

The late Joseph Dorsey of San Jose.
the famous detective whose best feat
was the capture Of Canon Bernard
after a chase from Alaska to Cape
Horn. used to impute his success to
his knowledge Of men.
"A detective" he would say. SHOULD
know the habits Of every class. Then
no disguise can deceive him. All men,
even the most unmethodical. have
their habits. Even the tramp has his.
"'You great big lazy loafer.' said
to a tramp one December day, you
ought to be in jail!
"'Yes, Algie,' the tramp replied as
he pretended to fix a monocle In his
eye Yes; know it's the correct
thing for our set at this season. Algie;
but. deuce take it, It's such mild
winter, don't you know kansas
City Star
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02

BILL" said the invalid's friend, 'T've
come to cheer you up bit like I've
brought yer few fahrs, Bill.
fought If | was too late they'd come
In andy for a wreaf, yer know. Don't
get down'earted, Bill. Lummy, don't
you look gashly! But, there, keep up
yer spirits. ole sport. I've come to sec
yer an cheer yer up bit Nice little
room you ave ere, but as / SEE to me-
self when was a-comln' up, 'Wot a
orkard staircase to get coffin dahn"
London Globe.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02

A patient who was suffering from a
scalp wound was recently admitted to
hospital. How did this happenT'
asked the resident surgeon.
1.-THE wife hit me on the head with a
stone" was the answer.
Its the first time ever heard Of q
woman hitting anything she aimed at"
the doctor observed jokingly.
"Oh, she didn't aim II at me! She
was throwing the stone at our neigh
boris fowls, and I was standing behind
herw-LOndon Graphic.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02

Little Doris could not count beyond
four. One day, when she was show
ing me five berries that she had pick
ed, asked, How many have you.
DorisT"
Her brows puckered moment.
Then, dImpling with smiles, she an
swered, wait till l eat one; then I'll
tell you" - Woman's Home Com
Danion.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02

The little green cucumber and the
big red strawberry met at market
stall
How are you this morningr'
queried the cucumber.
"Oh, I'm ripe for anything" replied
the strawberry. And you"
Rather seedy," answered the GU
cumber sadly.-Chicago News.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02
Happy Thouaht.

Miss Askitt-When one sends par.
eel by express why do they always ask
the name and address of the sender2
Percy Pinkleigh-Why-er--sO they'll
know where to weturn 1t In case 1t is
--er-lost or stolen, doncher know
Houston Post.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02

Since our incumbency as postmaster
we have bought at our own expense
and set up in the postoffice corridor no
less than three public clocks. These
have been shot to pieces by hilarious
individuals. Tomorrow our fourth
clock will be hung to the nail, and we
give notice right here and now that
the man who can shoot at 1t and not
get shot at in return has our permis.
sion to bang away. We shan't aim to
kill him, but to compel him to take life
more seriously.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02

We received notice last Tuesday
morning that Barnes & Fletcher, the
firm Of shyster lawyers, had FIVE libel
suits ready to file against US. We
buckled on a gun and called upon the
firm, and within ten minutes the pa
pers had been torn up. How those
eastern editors let such things bother
'em, when they are so easily disposed
of In the bud, we can't make out.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02

In reply to an eastern subscriber we
would say that the new tariff schedule
neither helps nor hurts Giveadam
Gulch. With sixty-four saloons run
ming night and day and wolf steak to
be had at cents a pound, this town
feels quite independent of the rest Of
the United States.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02

Sapleigh-Miss Hits, pway don't let
my-er-call intahfere with any ar
wangements you may have, doncher
know. Just act as II I--er--wasn't
heah.
Miss Hitts-Oh, thank you, MFR. Sap
leigh. Then I'll proceed to enjoy my
self Minneapolis Journal.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02
What a Change!

"He used to kiss me every time we
passed through tunnel before our
marriage" said the little woman. with
sad reflections.
And does he do 80 nowT asked the
bosom friend
mo; he takes nk."-Brooklyn
Eagle
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02

"What beautiful figure young Mrs.
De Style has! And she has such a
fine carriage tool"
mo, she doesn't use carriage now.
She's bought an automobile" ."-Balti-'
more American.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02
Tba panaIfv

Jinks-HOw much do you think a
minister ought to get for marrying a
couple? Filkins-Well, II wholly unac-
quainted with them. perhaps he might
be let off with six months.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02

off and bade him plug away. He fired
six shots and then quit. The nearest
bullet did not come within foot of
us. Oh, move did not set out to
humiliate him. We simply wanted to
give him fair show.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02

Coming back from Lone Tree Thurs
day afternoon we saw the body Of a
dead man suspended to limb near
Lion Hill. We asked for no eXplana-
tions. Some one thought he ought to
be hung and hung him, and-that's all.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02
The Riqor Of tho Game.

KnIcker-Does he eat pie for break
fast?
BOcker-NO He eats breakfast for
pIe.-New York Sun.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02
Poor Old DadI

II understand the brides father was
overcome by his emotions"
Eyes. He could only utter few fee,
BILE checks. Washington Herald.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02

WIN SPOKES and his gun arrived
at Giveadam Gulch ON Wednes.
az day morning last, and before
noon he had two bullets in him
and the gun was nowhere. He will
live, but he will have less hilarity
about him.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02
Untold.

Homer-That chap In the big red
touring car Is Il man Of untold wealth.
Comer-Ah, a tax dodger, ehf-St.
Paul Pioneer Press.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02

see the dlffefence DRtweeh the butt ana
the muzzle OF a gun, but 1t was no
use. Such men must fall by the way
side in western journalism.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02

Tom Barlow, sheriff OF this county,
has got to go. He let two cowboys
run him four miles the other day and
never used his gun once. He says he
thought they were chasing him on Il
wager, but no such excuse will sat
iSfy.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02
Hia Wav of puttinu IL,

Silllcus-Do you believe there Ia
honor among thieves1 Cynicus-No;
they are just as bad as other people,
Philadelphia Record.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02
Refreshing Goodness.

Miss Perkins IL a perfect icicle."
"What an ideal summer giriT-Bal-
timore American.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02

Our esteemed contemporary says in
his last issue that we have sought to
humiliate him. He probably refers to
the incident of last week He had
threatened to shoot us on sight. Meet
ing him on Apache avenue, we took
our stand against wall fifteen feet
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02

Mr.. Hank Robin, who looked upon
himself as general remover Of OBJ
nOxiOus persons AMI who listed us un-
der that head. arrived In town three
days ago to remove us He had come
200 miles to do It, and luck should
have smiled on him. She didn't, how
ever. We happened to be facing the
door OF our sanctum when Hank enter
ed, and we put bullet through bis
right arm as he drew. When he had
been bandaged up by the doctor we
had a talk with him and found him
quite entertaining. He cheerfully ad-
mitted that he had made a mistake re-
garding us and graciously accorded us
permission to live on.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02
Reduced,

"Old Juggleworth died at an ad-
vanced age, didn't he"
"On the contrary, he died at great
ly reduced age. He was really twenty
years older than he said he was."-
Chicago News.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02

The Grass Valley Tribune suspended
publication with last weeks issue. In
his valedictory the editor says that he
can't stand the strenuous life Of the
west, but longs for the peace and har-
mony of a chicken farm In Indiana.
We spent half day with him when
be first arrived trying to make him
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02
RELAXATION.


l always ike the freakish verse,
The kind that runs down stairs,
The kind that circles round the page
Or does Its turn In squares.
It's fun to see the poets stunts
Helped by the typo mon.
Just see again.
the way runs UP
this runs and then
down hill
do not think that people ought
To keep the same old gait.
They ought to break loose now and then
And keep an evening late.
A long straight line without a break
Is bad for verse or men.
UP hill
this runs and then
the way runs down
Just see again.
Boston Herald.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02
A Romance Spoiled.

A Chicago paper says that Jim He'll
so. who is ourself, won the Arizona
Kicker on hand at poker We are
sorry to spoil the romance, but at the
time we founded the Kicker we didn't
know the ace of spades from the jack
Of clubs. 1t was only when we were
absorbed by the west that we began
to draw on four flush and bluff it
out. Poker as played In Arizona is
not demoralizlng, The players con-
stantly think of home and mother, and
when game breaks up 1t is not un-
usual TO see tears in the eyes OF sew
eraI men. We have had tears in our
own eyes and empty pockets to match.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02

The editor Of the Pine Hin Banner
called us up by telephone the other
day to remark that we were bald
headed villain and ought TO be lynch
ed. The fact that the Kicker has
100000 circulation makes Brother
Williams feel bad. We have tried to
love him. but he insists on being oftish.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02

A new chef arrived at the Royal no
tel last week, and his doings are the
talk of the GulCh. He has made wolf
stew that was positively enhancing,
and his potpies made from coyote and
prairie dog have caused a rush Of
boarders to the Royal. He says that
he can serve mule meat In five differ
ent ways and that In throwing away
owls and woodChucks and river rats
we have almost committed crime.
We wanted something to come along
to boom the west, and here 1t is.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02

Workmen began refurnishing the
Hellso Opera House last Monday, and
up to date they have taken from the
walls and ceiling 1900 bullets. These
were fired by the admiring and ex-
uberant audiences during the winter
season. Our people are little skit-
tish, but they mean well
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02
LIVELY KICKER. ITEMS
Arizona's Big Man Writes In His
Usual Breezy Style.
SQUARE DEAL FOR EVERY ONE
What Happened to a Contemporary
Who Fired Six Shots and Then Quit.
Cause Of Rush of 5osrdsrs to tho
Royal Hotel.
BY Nj. QUAD.

copyright, 1909, by Associated Literary
Press
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-06-02

We don't know whether to offer Mr..
William Scott Of this town our sympa-
thies or our congratulations. At any
rate, his wife has run away and he
never expects to see her again. She
got to longing for the beer gardens
again and headed for st. Louis.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1910-07-21
Neckscarfs.

The Parisienne so loves her winter
furs that even In summer she finds
it hard to give up scarf of some kind
around her neck and shoulders. Hence
the neckscarf.
It may be of mousseline de sole
gathered over satin. Or it may be of
folded satin in two contrasting shades.
Again, there is the tulle ruffie inter
laced with satin. And lace and ribbon
intertwined give charming effect.
In any case, the colors must be bril-
liant without being cloud" The ends
may be fringed or betasseled.
And 10 wear them? One drapes the
scarf around the shoulders, throws
one end by a deft twist over the left
and leaves the other and shorter end
hanging down In front, rather to the
right.
One advantage they do have: They
are easily contrived by the home
dressmaker and may effectually con-
ceal a worn coat collar without giving
suspicion to the curious worldi