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The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-08-27
The ssn.s Of Humor.

A man has sense or humor or he
has not lf h has not he cannot ac-
qulre Il; II he has Il by birthright he
cannot lose Il with the passing Of
years. The only change as life goes
on IN one who has this Unborn sense is
that different things appeal 10 II from
those that excited amusement In
youth. but 10 this Il Is like other
mental faculties. AS Judgment mel
lows and ripens. so the power OF dis
covering those things that excite
smiles becomes more discriminating
Humor is not n physical attribute 20
fade as the body loses It's youthful
elasticity. but purely mental. Men
who possess II in goodly measure have
been known 10 smile on their death
beds over the very comedy OF life
indianapolis Star.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-08-27

Jim Jeffries tried hard, but could not
come back. Many other athletes have
also had IL proved 10 them that they
could not keep at the top all the time
or retain the title after remaining idle
for some time. But William A.
Larned. the five time national lawn
tennis champion. has shown that he
can come back. On June %. when
Larned was scheduled TO play Gustave
Touchnrd, he was unable to oil his en-
gagement because OF n strained ten
don, but rather than win the match
by default Touchard agreed TO post
pone his match with I4arned until the
latter was physically able 10 play. IL
was n good act OF sportsmanship on
the part Of Touchard, but resulted
rather dlsastrously for him, rs the
match was played recently, and
Larned won with ridiculous ease.
Larned also showed his class later by
defeating Maurice H. Mclaughlin, the
nlneteen-year-old Californian. who was
picked TO win the Metropolitan handi-
cap. This victory gave Larned perma-
nent possession OF his third Longwood
trophy. For twenty years he has been
In the game. and today at forty we
find him as the best lawn tennis player
I'm America.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-08-27

Why is troy weight like dishonest
person? II has no scruples
Who killed the greatest number OF
chickens? Hamlet's uncle did muir
der most foul"
What is the hardest thing TO deal
with? An old pack OF cards.
Why is II better 10 be burned at the
stake than beheaded? Because a hot
steak is better than a cold chop.
Why is a professional thief always
comfortable? Because he takes things
easy.
What Is the difference between dol
lar bill and a silver quarter? Seventy
five cents
III your uncle's sister is not your
aunt. what relation Is she2 Your
mother.
Why did the wagtall wag tail? BE.
cause the pullet would pull &C.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-08-27
Blind Baseball Fan Knows Game.

The most enthusiastic baseball fan In
Kansas IS c. Gish OF Abilene, a piano
tuner, who is totally blind, lie attends
all the ball games at Abilene and Is
well acquainted with the names OF the
players and the merit OF each on the
field. Mr. Gish can tell you how many
balls or strikes there are on a batter
and how many outs on the side at bat.
After the game he can tell the features
OF the game and enjoys talking over
the play with his friends.
'IIow can ! enjoy ball game when
l canno. see playF' said Mr.. Gish
recently. We'll | listen TO what the
people about me are saying. can tell
every play that is made provided
there Is not too much noise"
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-08-27

One OF the oldest sea superstitions
has been connected with the flying OF
birds II the birds dew high. that sig
nified good weather; II they skinned
the water. that meant bad weather.
There Is gradually spreading among
the seamen superstition that II any
animal is aboard the vessel bad wealth
er may be deferred. even II the birds
are flying close to the water-if the
head OF tho animal Is pointed aft and
IL held In that direction for some time
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-08-27
Bacon May Be Champion souIIer.

DaCon way Dc NUaHlPlOU oSuHoFs
While discussing rowing and oarsmen
recently Coach Wray OF the Harvard
university oarsmen said that he had an
oarsman In this years Harvard varsity
eight who could probably beat any man
in the world with proper coaching and
handling
Elliott Bacon. who pulled No. 6 oar
In the Crimson varsity eight. is the
oarsman | have In mind" said MIR.
Wray. Bacon is son or Robert Ba.
con. United States ambassador 10 the
French republic. MIR. Bacon made a
special trip TO the United States 10 see
this years Harvard Yale race. His son
is a strnpping youth who stands six
feet one Inch and weighs $50 pounds.
He did all his preliminary work In n
single scull and can drive a boat
through the water as fast as any man
ever went up against IL this young
ster had the ambition To become a
worlds champion professional oars
man believe he could give them all a
stiff battle"
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-08-27
5PROBATE.N NOTICE.

First publication August ~. 1870
Last Sept. 3. 1910.
State OF Michigan.
The Probate Court for the County OF
Iron.
At session of said Court, held att
the Probate Office In the city of Crys-v
tai Falls in said County, on the 9th
day of August, A. ID. 1919.
Present: Hon. NJ. s. NcDonough.
Judge Of PROBATE.
In the Matter OF the Estate Of
Giauoma Calrax, Deceased.
Giuseppe Fauri having fled. in said
court his petition praying that the adj
ministiation of said estate be granted
to him, the sadie uiseppe Fauri or to
some other suitable person..
IT, ORDERED, That the 7th day
Of September. A. ID. 1910. at ten
O. clock in the forenoon. at said pro-
bate Office. be and is hereby appointed
for hearing said petition;
1T IS FURTHER ORDERED, That
puohc notice thereot be given by pub
LEGATION OF copy OF this oider, for =
three successive weeks previous to said
day Of hearing, in the Diamond Drill.
newspaper printed and circulated in
said county.
M. s. McDonough,
Judge OF Probate
A true coDy
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-08-27

There is a member OF the Kansas
City team who Is experimenting with
bats loaded with compressed air. II
has been proved that an ordinary hit.
ter can knock ball loaded with com
pressed air 20 great distances. so this
player believes n bat loaded the same
way would act In the same manner.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-08-27

BE sure and take a bottle OF Cham
berlain s Collie, Cholres and Diarrhoea
Remedy with You when starting on
your trip this summer. II cannot be
obtained on board the trains or steam
ers. Changes of water and climate of
ten cause sudden attacks OF diarrhoea.
and it is best to be prepared. Sold by
Sam Bridges.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-08-27
PROBATE NOTICE FOR HEARING
CLAIMS BEFORE COURT.

First publication August 10, 1870
Last Sept. 3, 1910.
STATE OF MICHIGAN, GO
COUNTY OF IRON, 90
Notice is hereby given, that by an
order of the Probate Court for the
County of Iron, made on the eighth
day of September. A. ID. 1910, one
month from that date was allowed for
creditors to present their claims against
the estate of Jane Noall Bennett, late
of said County, deceased, and that al
creditors OF said deceased are required
% present their claims TO said ProbateI
Court, at the Probate Office. in the City
OF Crystal Falls. Iron County, Mich.
for examination and allowance, on q
before the 10th day of.Septenlber, next
and that such claims will be heard %
fore said Court. on Saturday the lOti
day Of September. A. ID, 1910, mex
at ten o'clock in the forenoon OF sal
day.
Dated August OH. "A. d. 1910
M. s. McDonough
Judge of.Probate
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-08-27
Howell 20 q. umo.

Harry Howell. the famous pitcher
OF the 81. louis Americans. will be ap-
pointed a big league umpire. KERN,
who has been IN. which compelled
the single umpiring system. may not
return 70 the game. So the president
OF the American league Il scouting
for umpireu.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-08-27

When the digestion is all right the
action Of the bowels regular, there il
a natural craving and relish tor food.
When this is lacking you may know
that you nee1 dose OF Chamberlain Z
Stomach and Liver Tablets. They
strengthen the digestive organs. i'm.
prove the appetite and regulate thl
bowels. Sold by Sam Bridges.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-08-27

Dysentsry is dangerous disease but
can be cured. .Chambsrlsin's collie.
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy has
been successfully used in nine epidem !,
les OF dyssnte-y. Ii has never been
known to fail. II " equally valuable
for children and adults. and when re-
duced with water and sweetened. IL Is
pleasant to take. Sold ny Sam Bridges.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-08-27
Murphy's New Plan 10 Get Younas,er.

Murphy's New Plan 20 Get Youngsters.
Charles Webb Murphy. president OF
the Chicago Cubs. has sent out letters
10 5000 or more ardent baseball fans
requesting them TO report the where
abouts OF likely big league timber
Murphy says that when he gets sew.
eral reports about the same man from
a section II is pretty safe TO send a
scout after the player. lie has plan.
ned a method Of rewarding the fan
who nrst reports the player
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-08-27

In this game as many seats are
placed around the room as will seat
all the players but one. This one
stands In the middle OF the room. re-
peating the words. Change seats.
change seats" but no one moves un.
less he says: Change seats. the Kings
come" Then all must change. and in
the hustle and scramble the one stand
Inc can generally manage TO secure a
seat. and the person left out must take
his place and call the signal for cnang-
ing.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-08-27

Heine Peltz. ex-catcher and late man
ager OF the Louisville club of the Amer
lean association, Is an applicant for a
position on the National league umpire
corps. His long service behind the bat
should make him competent Judge OF
balls and strikes.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-08-27

Mrs. Hendricks 0he landlady)-Can
! help you 10 some more soup. Mr..
Dumley?
Mr. Dumley-No. thanks
Mrs. Hendricks (engagingly-Don't
refuse. Mr.. Dumley. because Il isn't
considered good form 10 be helped
twice TO soup. We're not particular
people here.
Mr. Dumley oh. etiquette has moth
Ing to do with II. madam: it's the
soup.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-08-27

Harvard plans to engage Fred Ten.
ney as professional baseball coach next
year. The position. II is said. win be
worth as much Ms $1,000 a year 70 the
former Giant star. Besides. Tenney In
his spare moments would be provided
with remunerative work
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-08-27

To keep your health sound TO avoid
the ills OF advancing years to conserve
your physical forces for ripe and
healthful old age. guard your kidneys
by taking Foleys Kidney Remedy
Rezin's Drug Store.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-08-27

In buying cough medicine, don't
be afraid to get Chamberlain Cough
Remedy. There is no danger from it,
and relief Is sure to follow. Especially
recommended for coughs. colds and
whoopinR cough. Sold by Satn Bridges
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-08-27

Sarah, ! really Wish $40 vt.r'l :,
more careful; ! do not like a. urir ) YOU
mistress scoIding you 90 often. said
the master Of the house 10 the parlor
maid
"oh. don't mind me, SIR" replied
Sarah, simply. II take no notice."
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-08-27
FOR The CHILDREN
The Neglected Ball.

well. this 10 quite monotonousi"
With sadness sighed the ball.
1T seems that Tom and Jessica
Don't care f6r me al all.
II must be quite a month ago
Since In this play box dim
They tossed me with the strange remark
Well. that's the end OF him.
"And yet when FIRST 1 reached this place
How distinctly 1 recall.
They bounced me on the playroom Root
With What a lovely BALI
They tossed me Up toward the sky,
They lodged me IN the spout.
And all around the pleasant lawn
They batted me about.
But once upon a summer day
sad thing came 10 pass.
For. playing by the garden house.
They kicked me through the giassl
hear the shattered splinters fall.
/ feel pang OF pain.
And from that hour my painted coat
Was never whole again"
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-08-27

A true copy
Arizona republican., 1910-05-29

that having forgotten the medicine
the day before double doses today will
help them to catch up. or that al
though the writing on the bottle says
before meals" they never can re-
member it till they have finished eat
ing.
There are also the ridiculous per-
sons who seem to think that they can
hasten matters by taking a patent
medicine or something that helped
them so much once before" or a pres
cription that a friend recommended
at the same time that they are TAX
ing the medicine prescribed by a ply
stefan, but of course without saying
anything about il to him.
He. poor man, may be wondering
why a certain drug should be failing
Of its expected. effect or perhaps act
ing in some curious manner unknown
to science. Sometimes he even writes
bewildered letters to the medical pa
pers telling of a mysterious patient he
has encountered who has proved to
be utterly unresponsive to the action
of some well proved drug or who has
reacted in a new and terrifying man.
ner
The sins of omission are as frequent
as those of commission and the sins
of carelessness are the most frequent
and the most dangerous of all. There
is no excuse for the person who leaves
medicine bottles around where chill
dren can reach them or who has the
carbolic acid or the ammonia on the
washing stand. A few simple rules in
this regard can be made and kept by
every one; Let there be an inaccessi-
BILE shelf for medicine bottles wher-
ever there are children. Never pour
out and drink from any bottle until
the directions have been read Al
ways keep dangerous fluids. such as
strong ammonia. carbolic acid, insect
poisons and the like, in corrugated
Companion
Arizona republican., 1910-05-29
BURMA A WoMAN'S LAND.
II Affords the Sex Much Freedom and
Many Opportunities.

For the woman Burma is a veritable
heaven on earth. No country else
where furnishes her more freedom
more opportunity. Even Occidental
countries can not vie with Burma in
this respect. Mrs Burma outshines
everybody and everything. Moreover,
she is ubiquitous.
You find her here, there and every
where You stop at the jewelry store
containing millions of dollars worth OF
pearls and rubies and precious stones,
and the person in charge of the es-
adjustment is a woman. The sales
people are also women. You go to a
fruit stand and it is woman who
own and conducts it and sells you a
banana or a mango.
At railroad stations n Burmese
woman sells you the tickets and a
fair daughter of the land is ready to
take your dictation and do your type
writing if YOU are looking for an
amanuensis. The Burmese woman is
not only an efficient business woman
but a good mother Her duties as
with each other in the slightest de-
gree
Added to her superior intelligence
the Burmese woman has good looks.
She has eyes of a deep liquid black
or brown bordering on black. The
forehead is usually high and well
filled out and there is d purity of ex-
about the face. Her head is
oval and shapely. this effect being
by the manner in which
she dresses her hair in big knot on
top of her head. Her dress is white,
with a tight fitting jacket with large
sleeves; the lower part of the body
is covered by single bright silk pet
ticoar, which also is tight fitting and
displays the figure like a modern
sheath skirt.
. 81 15-
Arizona republican., 1910-05-29
WHY NOT TOGETHER?

The bishop of LOndC~ recently de-
clared that every husband and wife
would be better if they had a fort
nights holiday away from each other
every year" That may be true in
some cases, where. perhaps, absence
might beget Il loneliness which would
teach each the dependence on the
other, but l believe he would have
come nearer the mark if he had ad-
vised the husband and wife to take a
vacation together once in a while. to
get away from home and children and
play honeymoon" over again. In
these busy days father and mother
have so little time with each other
that it is real treat for them to go
off by themselves and visit with each
other. if only for an afternoon. | once
met a dear old couple in a western
city who had left their home in the
east for trip through the west
Some of the .neighbors had said:
How ridiculous to want to see the
country at their time of life" But
they were wandering about. a pair of
aged lovers. enjoying every moment
Of each others company.
Arizona republican., 1910-05-29
THE ILLEGAL PLUCK|hG
OF OSTRICH PLUhES
The Case of Aldridge the First Under
the New Law

No further action was taken yes
terday in the case of Dick Aldridge
who was arrested by Deputy Sheriff
William WOoIf the night before on
suspicion of stealing ostrich feathers
from the PickreIl farm, where he had
been employed.
There were no plumes stored there,
so that if Aldridge got the plumes
at that place he plucked them from
the birds and he will have to be
tried under act-39 of the last legis-
lature. which makes it a misdemeanOr
to pluck ostrich feathers without the
consent Of the owner, punishable by
fine of not less than $50 and not
more than $500 No case has ever
been brought under that act.
Aldridge denies that he plucked the
plumes, but says that he bought
them from another man who has not
yet been located. The fact that he
had been working at the ostrich
farm, though only for three days is
considered a point against him.
He was not arrested on the COM
plant of the owner, who had missed
no ostrich feathers, but on word
from Tempe that a man had been
selling ostrich plumes there and had
come to Phoenix When found the
plumes were concealed I'M
der the coat of Aldridge.
Arizona republican., 1910-05-29
ADVICE ON MEDICINE TAKING.
Following Directions-The Care Of
Dangerous Fluids.

When one observes the general atti-
tude of the public at large, even much
of the instructed and intelligent public.
on the subject of medicine taking the
wonder is that more people do not
perish of their own folly.
1t is to be supposed that when a
physician prescribes a drug ne, and he
alone. is equipped to know what he
prescribes, what for and how much
and how often it should be taken Il
may be, it often is, dangerous poison
if taken in excess or at the wrong
time or in the wrong combination, and
yet, although it seems incredible, one
continually finds otherwise intelligent
persons arguing that if spoonful
does good the process of cure may be
FASTENED by spoonful and half. or
Arizona republican., 1910-05-29

at SUFFERED for twcnty-six years
with bladder and kidney trouble,
and being advised togive Peruna trial,
1 did so, and am thankful to say that
eight bottles of Peruna andthree bottles
of Manalin entirely cured me OF that
trouble, and l am as well as ever."-Mrs.
w. w. Lancaster, 3I27 McAtee Ave,
Louisville, XIV.
Arizona republican., 1910-05-29

during his absence from the territory
and destroying eight or ten thousand
dollars worth of trees.
The citrus growers of the valley do
desire the impartial administration of
the horticultural law according to it's
true intent and purpose, but they do
not approve of the high handed pro-
ceeding of DR.. Morrill, in this instance
which we regard as an outrage.
J. Q. A. KING,
President Ariz. Orange Assn.
w. II. ROBINSON,
Treasurer.
II A. SEVERINGHAUS
Director
c. p. MUNGER.
Director
d. L. LIVERMORE.
GEORGE H. LIBBEY.
A. ]. LEVERONE & Co.
L. d. LIBBEY.
p w. MUNGER.
NJ. p MUNGER.
A. j. MUNSON.
WARD ORANGE GROVE co.
J. l.. IRWIN
A. T. FURTH
Arizona republican., 1910-05-29
BOTH SIDES CONTROVERSY
Continued from Page -.

in the condemned shipment at all. He
drove the wagons over watermelon
vines and injured other growing trees.
No notice was given on this last raid
and it was made in the face of the de-
cision in the justice court, which up
held my foreman in driving them off
the first time
Il should state that A. j. Shamblin,
district inspector, said in court that
neither he nor DR.. Morrill, could find
mealy bugs or other infection on the
planted trees. l am here to protect
orange groves from pests and in this
! have the cooperation of all other
growers in the valley, but any such
Arizona republican., 1910-05-29
or LOCAL INTEREST

HOLIDAY HoURS-The postOffic'
tomorrow will be open only from 9:3'
a. IN. to u m. account of the memoria
holiday. -
ABLE TO BE CUTE. y. Phillips
minister OF the Christian church after
an illness of several days of Ia grippe
is able to be out again and expects
TO preach today both morning and
evening.
LEAVING THIS MORNlNG-Gen-
eral A j. Sampson will leave on this
mornings train for Flagstaff where he
has been asked to deliver the memorial
day address. He will accompany his
daughter Mrs. A. W. Chamberlain, as
far as Flagstaff, Mrs. Chamberlain be-
ing enroute to Denver after spending
the winter in Phoenix.
RAN INTO HlM-While Judge
Walter Bennett was riding his bicycle
home TO luncheon yesterday he collided
with q young man who was riding on
the wrong side of the street. Both
were thrown TO the ground, Judge
Bennett suffered confusion of his left
cheek and a badly sprained wrist.
What injuries the young man received
were not learned as he did not NTait to
be questioned
UNITARIAN SERVIcES-The last
service for the summer OF the Uni
tartan society of Phoenix will be neld
at aelczer's hall this morning at II
O'Clock. The subject Of the address
by Mrs. l. NJ Cady viii be An Up
ward Look Each Day" The services
will be resumed in the fall at date
which viii be made known through the
press and the subject of the first
meeting will be The Future in Uni
tarianism "
AN INSPECTION TOUR-Col. Epes
Randolph arrived in the city yesterday
morning accompanied by Charles E.
Walker, cashier of the Consolidated
National Bank of Tucson. Colonel
Randolph went over the Phoenix and
Buckeye line so far as work has been
carried on and left last night for the
south Speaking Of the carrying of the
line beyond the Buckeye country. hc
said that that would not be done at
present or until after the work on the
eastern outlet was well under way. AS
much is being done there now as can
be done AS soon as the government
acts favorably on the application for
their right of way through the can
yon the largest force that can - en-
ployed to advantage will be put on.
GONE TO SAN FRANCiSCO-Geo
Purdy Billiard left last night for San
Francisco on legal business, being
summoned to look after the interests
of the bondholders of the Amalgamat-
ed Mining &, Oil company. during the
absence of their San Francisco attor-
ney, George NJ Knight, who is now in |
Europe Last February the bondhold- |
ers of the above named company Sc /
cured the appointment here, of re- |
ceiver, E w. Wilson of New Work be- /
ing named. One of the subsidiary /
companies of the Amalgamated Mining |
and Oil company, owns the "Merchie' |
gold mine in Nevada county. Cali /
forna. The directors of this subsidiary |
company gave a mortgage on the |
Merchie property which the bondhold
ers. represented by Mr.. Billiard. allege
to be fraudulent. Mr.. Billiard. as at
torney. for Receiver Wilson goes to
San Francisco TO obtain an ancillary |
to prevent the foreclosure
OF this mortgage.