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Mexico Missouri message., 1910-10-20
SANTA FE NOTES.
Mrs. Sparks Narrow Escape-Mr.
Crigler's Misfortune-The
Powers Farm Sold.

Milton Bozarth, north of town
went to Warsaw, Mo, last week
Born, to Mace Tally and wife,
daughter.
Mrs. Doll Hanger and Miss Lulr
Heckard were in Canton, No.
Thursday and Friday of last week
as delegates of the Rebecca Lodre
George and Roe Peak have iast
finished digging a well for H&rr,
son Sinclair.
w. R. Smith Of Mexico was IN
this vicinity recently.
An infant son of Mr., and Mrs.
Chas. Bybee of Moberly was bur
led in the Bybee cemetery near
Santa Fe the first of the week.
Frank Harlow and wife visited
relatives near Centralia the last of
the week.
John Shearman was a Hannibal
visitor on Thursday of last week.
Uncle Tom Smith, north of town.
spent several days last week with
7. G. Campbell and family.
An infant daughter of James
Smith and wife, north of town,
was buried at South Fork church
Friday afternoon.
Last Tuesday evening as Mr.
and Mrs. e. P. Sparks were COM
ing home in their runabout from
their store their horse became
frightened and ran away. Mrs
Sparks attempted t. jump out.
Her foot hung in the brace rod
and she was dragged about
block. With great presence of
mind she grasped the axle and
clung there. She was frightfully
bruised but no bones were broken
But for the fact that her hair was
done up in the prevailing fashion
the back Of her head would have
been beaten into a jelly. Mr..
Sparks and Paul escaped injury.
Mrs. Sparks is recovering nicely.
Ralph Lewton and wife were
Perry visitors one day last week.
The west half section of the
John d. Powers farm, east of San
ta Fe, was sold to an Illinois buy
er last week at $65.OO an acre. The
land is unimproved and 200 acres
OF it has never been plowed. The
new owner will build a house AMI
move to it.
Quite a number from here have
been attending the protracted
meetings at Strother.
John Boothe and wife are Wis
lting her parents in Pike Co.
Art Tanzy of near Oak Ridge
visited his sister here, Mrs. George
McGee, the last of the week.
Ed. Hendricks was New Lon
don visitor the last of the week.
A Mr.. Crigler who lives on the
Massey farm, west of Santa Fe.
was the. victim of quite a misfor-
tune one day last week. He was
hauling lumber and in going down
g steep hill the neck yoke ana orc
breast strap broke. He was
thrown forward under the horses.
The wagon ran over him. almost
Isevering one ear. His nose was
broken, his face cut up terribly
and one wheel passed over his
breast. 1t was close call
for him, Dr. Mack Bolts dressed
bis wounds and thinks he is gcr-
ting along very well.
The Littleby Baptist Picnic was
held Saturday The band boys
were royalty treated, a fine dinner
was served them. There will al
ways be a warm spot in the hearts
Of the band boys for those people
out that way.
Our road Qverseer, Lon Bybec.
with force of men, has been put
ting our streets in order the last
few days,
Mrs. Richard Campbell and
daughters Of Long Branch were
the guests of her son, T. G. Camp
bell, and family the last of the
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-10-20

Mrs. j. G. Ford and little Lor-
aine, returned few days ago
from a pleasant visit to relatives
in Hannibal
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-10-20
MERRnL EVANS LIBRARY.

The South Side School library
is to be named the Merrill +.
Evans Library, in memory Of
Merrill Evans, deceased son of
Mr.. ana Mrs. s, N. Evans. Mr.
and Mrs. Evans originated thu
movement for the library by con,
tributing a large donation OF
books.
Hon. Champ Clark made a great
Democratic speech at Pisgah, n
Sailing township, Monday night Of
this week.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-10-20

Mrs. John Beal visited relatives
in Louisiana last week.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-10-20

Mr.. and Mrs. e. A, Shannon
visited relatives near Vandalia
last Saturday and Sunday.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-06-06
s c Z a 3.

Sobn Sebr, ser @oriisenoe oes
republifanii6en @refutipfonlites bon
2apoca County, bat eine Grofla-
nation erlaiien, in ser er 0le Sic.
pnblifaner oes gountp bapor morilt,
ii6 on BEN oemofratii6en 8rim1r=
lpablen gu beteiligen. gSir lpollen
boffen mlo niini6en, baB 6ie Die
pnblifaner BON 2apaca Gountp flug
genug filto, ii6 ni6t on oieIe @ar-
nung ibres goriieenoen gu febrelr.
8enn iie es tdten, piiroen lie nur
ben Yrobibitioniiten in oie Sal;oc
arbeiten.
= @m Samitag feierte ser 9orne
@eiongberein iein fiitifoigiabriees
SSu6ilallm nit einem eroBen &or=
5ert, an oem Saneer aus @oiniort,
&errniae unb anoern Srten teil=
nabmen. Staatsienator &eal bielt
cine por5iiglihe &e6e. @on oeit ur-
ipriingliden @riinbern oes @erei.ts
ii1o nod 3ipei ain 2eben, Die i, erren
Bilbelm Goigt nno Sernlamt 3oep-
pertpein.
Sn CORPUS Gbriiti muroe out
Sonntag ourd einen itarfen Sturnt
Elm S6aoen gum 8etrage bon $1,000
angeri9tet. glus pielen Srten lplrD
gemeloet, baB es bort am Salns-
tag abeno uno am Sonr1tag nlorgen
geregnet bat. Sier in San 9fntouio
batten mir San1itag abeno eillell gll-
ten gegen, Dem Elm itarfer, ober nur
fur5e 3eit anbaltenber @ino porouf-
ging.
= 0ie Srrenbausbeboroe 1at int
ge5ue ouf Die friiber i6on mitge-
teilten gorfomnniiie i'm esrrenbous
|5u Serrea Dem @ouperneur eilien
geri6t iiberianot, in Dem iie 5Agie6t,
oaB oerartiges porgefonm;en iei.
Die Serren iagen iie bGtten sen GU
perintenoenten angelpielen, ltriftc
Dis5iplin u1tter ben 9lngeIteaten GIT
balten uno batten Or. @. s. esobn=
ION in oelIen u@aro" ber SaQ
Der 5rou @allace paiiiert iei, einen
idarfen Sooel erteilt. Ser gerid)t
miro i'm Gublifum mol tperi9 befric-
gen.
= 9eim 9rabtipannen fam gsill
8apis, elm 9lngeiteater Ser @ranbrrp
2igbt & See Company, nit einenl
gelaoenen 0rabt nj geriibrltng. gs
Duroe ibm oas erite @lieo ieines
redten 3eieefingers abgehranlt.
Ser 19iabrise Sronf @rofu
fiel auf Der 8orm ieines goters
IN Der @eeenb BON 0et. Glsolont,
bon Der @al1erie bes Souies unb
brad ii6 ben Sails. Ser iunge
Wann biidte iid, Inn cine @aIierfeae
altf5ubeben, Die ibm aus Der Sano
gefollen mar, lino nerlor oo6ei ooa
| @leifgetpift.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-06-06
@crid'uimSenbe 9lrmeu6anicr.

Nus aiel miro gei6rie6en: 0onf
Der io5iolen @eiekgebltng III SEN les=
ten orci Sabrscbntcn id,ninoet mebr
uno rlehr cine alte SsnItitItion, Die
nonlentlidl Dem platten 9anoe elm
horafteriltiihes @eprdee gab. Die
langgeitredten uni6onen Arnsnbon-
ier geben almdbli6 elm. Die mos
oerne iptrtidaftlide gnttnitflrlng.
Die ginfiibrung i1tteniiperer 0etriebs-
formen uno Die oaour6berborseru=
fene Steigerung Der 2obne loipie Die
2a1ofll6t inter oen gei6tbeIlse1oen
bo6en 5lpeifeaos gum 8erldluinoen
Ger 9lrmenbdllier nit beieeirageu.
SSn eriter 2inie tit Die erfreulibe Gr-
ideinung aber cine Solge Der gill-
fiibrung Der sllters uno SnpoliDi-
tats-8erii2erung. gs 5eigt fi,t, oaB
Die quite 8irfune Der io5ialen @e-
lebe ii6 namentli6 in iol6en Ge6ie-
ten geltenO madt, mo- Der &leiu- uno
Der Wittel-@rllnobeiis porberri6en
uno Der @roB-@runobeiit 5urudtritt.
8ieie giinitigere @nttpidlune mag
6llm Sell ban1it 5uiammen6angen,
DOB in ienen @ebieten Die GeIriebs-
form oes plotten 2anoes peiter fort
gel6ritten lit uno bobere eintrage
bringt, 10 oaB Die 9lrbeiter infolee
Der beiieren gntlobnung eber leB6aft
meroen fonnten. @eian1lntperb6ltoe
bon nlebreren Srtidaften baben fei>
nen ooer einen ei115igen @elneiltoear>
men. Ser @erbano 8reoe i'm S{reile
Sonoern nerfaufte iein g(rlnelioars,
bos nod Dor 80 Sobren so Geneill=
oerarme beberbergte. Die 9(rnnen-
bduier IN @ennemoos BEL Sonoeri,
fir oen @erbano 9lberballig, Setting
gotnarf lno Sorup i'm &reiie Son-
oerburg, in 9orle, i'm &reiie G6les-
mig Iteben leer. 9lu6 Die fleiueren
StGote 3ieben ibren @orteil ooraus.
90 bei6loB Segeberg 1909, bas
obgebrannte slrmenbaus nidt lpieoer
ouf5ubauell. SSn einigen Srti1aften
miQ man itatt Der Irmenbauier &l-
tersbeime erri6ten ooer oos 9lrmen=
Bous oa5u umnanoeln.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-06-06

@egenb bon Decatur, 9llo., ipobnt,
BON einem 8lititrabl getroffen.
Seine &leioer nuroen ibn1 bonn 2ei<
be geriiien uno iein @oor lpuroe
tbm perbrannt, er miro ober bo6lt
pabri6einlid NIT ben1 2eben oapoti-
fonlnelt. Die beioen Woulelel Dor
Dem gfluge ipurben getotet.
= Ser eroBe 8abnbnf Ser Central
9obn in SEEM gorf, ser nlittell
i'm Ser5en Ser Stabt eelegen lit mlb
ieit bielen SsSabren in @ebrau6
mar, lit Sanitae ta6t I'M 5poff ubr
geihloHen iporben. Sis Der llene
gabnbof ser eih 9fieiengebGuoe
meroen ioa, fertie it, miro eill tent
porarer 8abnbof an Ser 43. Strabe
uno Ser 2erington slpelllle bellubt
merben.
SSn Dem MiHourier gtoots=
5ud)tbaus 81 Sefferion gitp 6at man
eine NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. entoeft
3pei @efangene nanens Gee sSaper
uno Soiepb Sail, betrieben fic.
Sn Ser geabe bon Sulpnep,
@labama, entgleiite elm nod Sito-
often gebeloer 5radt5ue Ser 5ri5co
gabn SO Herlonen purben bel
oem ltllfall perIebt, Bel feds pon iG=
nen fino Die 8erlebunge:1 iebr
ifiperer @rt
sSn 9opton, aern, gerieten
olpei ilnge 2eute ipegen cines @(o-
les gier in Streit, IN oeIielt Ser
lonf Ser cine Elm @eeiier belallsoog
ut1o Sen anoern eritad.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-06-06

Ser Sto6t botten ii6 in ie1tliGcll
@emanoern all1tter Siibrung ibrer
2ebrer Dor Dem 4onaf onsgelteQt
mo iangen Die Aationalbplnnc, Ser
greiie SerrTder 5eigte li6 tiei ee-
riibrt utb oa1tfte fit oie Spatinn
III mornlber8igen @orten.
auno 9oerI ser friibere 2e;-
ter Ser S6mel5perfe in 9lguosca-
lientes lit gum Nfitglieo bes Gre-
futipfonlites Ser Imericau Mefir1ins
Company in Ser SaltptItoot Dferifo
ermabIt noroen.
SSn ieiner 8obnung alt ser
6oianenltraBe 5u gbarlottenbnrg
liegt Ser nambofte epii1e Di6ter
uno Observation-Disclosures grofeIlor
Sulius @olff boffnungslos oar,lle.
Ser gea6 gngobe Ser bebanoelllDen
Ser5te lit Ger SOB ltiinolid 0u er-
narten.
Sn ct. petersburg III mon
angebli6 elmer 8anoe BON Woroern
auf Die Sprr gefommen, bic 2eute
onr6 bas @inimpfen bon Gbolera-
ga5iuen toteten. Mebrere boDe @ri-
itofroten iollen I'M @erein nit eilli-
gen Sler5ten Die ltntaten onsge-
fiibrt baben. 9os leete Spfer mar
ein @rof 9uturlin, elm rei6er jun
ger Sffi5ier, Ser bon 1einem 51pa=
ger, eirem @rafen oe 2aiin llnb et=
nen Or 8at6enfo un1gebraebt fem
Ioa.
&ommonoeltr &obert s. Georp
ipur0e bon &onig George lit MearI-
borough &onle in eilier bulbltiin>
oigen 9luoten5 ernpfangen, i'm Ser
laufe oerielben einen 8eri9t iiber
ote itattgebabte georopolfobrt er1tnt-
teno. 9ie Bolar=@rpeoition bes
Capt, Scott muroe gleidfans beiprn-
den.
8eim slnfltieg iblug atn
Sonntag in @erioilles Elm Qeroplan
1int in Dem iid Die 2uftIhifier 0tali=
rice 5arma1 ltno George 8eiallcon
befanoen. 8as Ieroplan lpar ned
nidt bod eeitieeet1 als oe. unfuIl
poliierte uno bie 6eioen &ufti6ilfer
entfomen pbne idpere @erlebungen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-06-06
Ytcnics.

Sett fpntntt bic idb6ne 3eit beran,
8p man anf Hicntcs geben fann,
Gid amiiiiert anf Selb ,tnb Slmr,
Sn 0pttes berrltdJer gfatnr.
Wian fIiebt bes Saufes ensem Taunt,
ttn6 lagert muterm fdjatt'gen Baum,
Der Staten btent ais SepptdJ bter
Weidmiift NIT tutlber Slumeit= Ster.
Spdj ttimntt es thinner mandJe Scit
Gb' rtam sIm Hicntc lit bereit,
@etl ttan es nidJt pergefIem barf,
9ak bann ber Gppetit uft idlarf.
9ie quite Sausfram iprst Johann
Siir's Giien, iute iie eben fann,
@em5bnltd) retdJt Der Gtenieidjmans
SIR etne ganse &pdle aus.
Samit man mttbt ipiirt Snnser's Sipt
Wadbt iie belestes 8mtterbrpb,
Was man arf engliid1 uSanbipib
netnt,
@eniisenb fit cin Stesiment.
4nd) pii6ner iie gebraten bat,
ttnb n,anhen trefflid)en Salat
Miid5t iie nit funitnerftanb'ger San6,
2SpIuT lte luetI HND uIetI petultHl.
9pdj lit ntan aif benz Ilabe oann
Sp ieb' man iidJ bic 9egenb ait,
GS fam fdlpn bot SIT gnterlett,
Sas man iidj TIT Imeiien iekt.
l1nb bas bebast uns gar ntdJt mehr
1tnb it5rt itns bas 8ergnitgen ieDr,
4ud nNebbmss" bienen oft basm
TINS 81 perideuhen aus ber Sub.
Sas Saffeefpden inad)t tupl SpaR,
SDdJ iuitmidJt man anfJ eiit fraftt'8ei
gsak.
S'rnm forge anf benz Bicnic pier
9af, ia nidbt feblt: u lam o Ster.
9enn, p1ne bieien eblen Sranf
sat man ppm Itcnie tuents Sant,
9ptt) bat man ipirfltdJ piel 8latitr,
Trinft man basu u IA mp Sier.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-06-06
Die arpke Sbee eimer isram

it, ii6 an8iebeno gu MAIDEN. 9lber
menn iie frarlf it, oann 1T bas
ihtper. aranfbeit betpirtt ibledtes
glusieben. @6er @leftric Bitters
eiebt ben Srauen @eiunbDeit uno
S6onbeit 5uriid. @s reguliert Ntas
gen, 2eber nno Nieren, reinigt oas
8lut, giebt ftarfe 0erpen flare slu-
gen unb cine feline Saut. 8erIl,6t es.
SOC bel alien DruggiIten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-06-06
Soften ben 91nia i'm ,6auie.

1Mr batten ben &ortie bon olien
2arirnnitteln inn Sauie -9r. Sings
Seem 2ife 8ias uno iie baben iid uls
ein Segen fir uniere ganoc Torlitie
ertpieien," i6reibt 8aul DeatuIfa in
Buffalo, g. 9. Sideres Oeittel BEL
alien Wagen, 2eber u1o leierelilei
ben. Sour 25c BEL allen 9rilgeiIten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-06-06
GilenbaDn=Bab
5. G 9. g. gaan.

5. G q. N. 8a5n.
Nnfutft =
3o.3 -@om Goroen. .6.45 aberos
$50. g. @om Aorben. .6.45 mora
Go. 7-2oeal bon Searne. 1000 mora
sso. 9-2ocal bon 8nleitine =. :.
SO. A. Son Merifo. .1.5o nadln. %
$40. 12-eocal bon aarebo (eentii6t) ).
SEQ. 4 gea6 Dem gaorben. 1.55 nat6m.
9eo. O. 9ia6 benz giprben. 800 d6enos
go. 8-2oeal nad Baleltine. .730 ntorg
So. 10 GgpreB nab 9earne. :. !.
SEQ. 5 -g1a6 0aegifo 700 morg'
gto. II -Socal na9 2areoo (gemi6t)
:. 49,. :. ....9.00 aben0S.
9. u. & u. G. Sabn.
$50. 1-9oufton II. 5. aiiite 700 na9m
No. 8-Soufton II. 5. &iiite 700 pornl
$50. 5-&iiItenitdbte. .t:15 nodrn
$50. 49, Son &errbille. :. 9.45 bortn
$40. A Son &errbille, nur Son1ttaes
:. ;. +. !. :. 9:45 t1a61n
$50. 2-Souitpn II. 5. &iiite. 1925 BORN
So. 4-9ouiton It. D. &iiite $3.50 nbenos
SO. 6-aiiftenitdbte. -. 40 naebn.
$50: 43-@a6 aerrpille, auseenontnen
SO. yS 41MMa6 aerroilIe, rilir & goaaataes aess
:. -. :. $40 nodnl
g., $. G g. q. (eanpt-sinie)
Mrfunft-
SO. e-gom Often. .7.s5 oorm
$50. 7-8om Sften $500 na6m
lo. 10-gl 9nfo II. 8eiterl. 1880 nabm
$50. 2-@on 9el gaio.. .10.50 BORN
SO. s-gsa6 81 goio lmb gseiten. -.
$50. 1o-gaa6 5. @eiten. .1o:8O abenng
ylo 8-Na9 benz Often. Hoo BORN
$50. 1-Gad Sci 9fio.. ..4:oo obenos
@ietoria 9ibiiion, 9. $. G. g. u.
Nrftnft-
go. a65-euero, @ictoria. 1880 nadn
Mbfabrt-
SO. So6--guero. gictoria. 500 BORN
~. 6. & 3. gabn.
SO. 241--gpu Sorfton rno galpeiton
SO. 285- --9om gsorben. so 7.so IutsdHI 5ornsiti'
$40. 231-@om Norben urb Souiten
). :. ;. 1926 nachm
go. 9-@om gorben. ..7:45 abenbs
MbfaDrt
SO. a44-ssa6 Dem gsorben u. ;ponfton
~ :. ..7:10 pnrm
$50. 10-Nn9 Dem gforben. 1000 bornt
SO. 236-Ha9 Dem gtorben. -.
:. ;. ). :. ;. 300 abenbs
So. 242-ga9 Dem Norben unb Sal
beiton- :. -. .11.50 abenbs
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QSablsMmsctge.
Stir Gtaatsienat: :

Sir Gtaatslenat:
g8ir iinb alitorifiert, Germ Sui tu 9
Steal aIs &anbibat fir 8iebertpabI
fir ben g taat 8 fen ansutiiibigem.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-02-10
ALPHA THETA.

Monday night was election of
officers in Alpha Theta and we
celebrated in our usual happy
manner. To begin with the
Wright Hall girls of the society
entertained the other members at
dinner, and such a spread was
never seen this side of Zeta
Sigma banquet. Why the other
people simply sat around the
dining room and stared to see such
quantities being consumed in the
same place at the same time. And
the decorations were just beautiful.
The table was all lit with candles
and strewn with pink carnations
and smilaX and Alpha Theta
banners were strung all around,
and oh it was grand.
The next thing on the program
was to G up stairs and pick out our
officers and this is the staff for next
semester.
Pres.-Hazel Blair 10
Vice Pres.-Agnes Redman 10
Recording Secy-Hattie Mills IL
Treas.-Ruth Hovey II
lst Critic-Elsie Bond 10
End Critc-Pearl Huber II
Corresponding Secy-Kathleen
Glllard II
Sentinel-Maude Hooper 10
Guard-Cecil krapf II
Albanian Reporter-Jean Dykes
III
After that we all adjourned to
Stevie'S and-you know the rest.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-02-10
CLASSICAL RECITAL
Given by Prof. Adams Students In
EIOCutiOn
LAST OF A SERIES OF THREE
New Courses Being Added In the Department
Of English Speech

One of the best of the series of
elocution recitals was that given
on Jan. % by Cass Chase and
Donald Call, the former giving two
cantos of SCOTS Lady of the Lake
and the latter a number of Burns
poems with short biography and
a description of the poems also
Mr.. Chase had cold and was lot
up to his usual style but he did
very well. His impersonation was
good and he put plenty of life into
the delivery. His tone of voice
was so modulated that it did not
become monotonous.
Mr.. Calls treatment of Burns
was fine. His voice was good, he
entered into the spirit of the poems
which he recited and he held the
audience.
We now have one of the best
conducted Departments of English
speech in the state. and new
courses are being added. If any
student is looking for a school
where superior advantages in that
line are offered he cannot do
better than to come to. Alma. We
can show the results.
After the recital the time honored
h-Junior spread was given in
the usual place but not in the
usual style. Such a labyrinth of
people, names and edibleS no one
has ever seen since the time when
the same kind of bandquet was
held year ago. The names of
the partners and foods were so
jumbled up that it seemed neces-
sary to stand on ones head to
deeper some of the riddles. For
tunately the food was not mixed
as were the appellations by whice
it was known. 1t may be that tn
class of 1911 show a spirit of very
mild hostility toward the class of
1912 but we can call it even now
and we sincerely hope they may
receive royal treatment at the
hands of the 1913 bunch as we have
at theirs.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-02-10
OVERLAND DAVENPORT.
"hebo's Feather Bed" Endorsed Q,
Proper Berth For Travelling Tramps.

"hebo's Feather Bed" Endorsed as
Proper Berth For Travelling Tramps.
The overland davenport" known
also as the "hobo's featherbed"-in
reality refrigerator suspended under
dining cars-was officially indorsed
and the bumpers were denounced at
a convention Of 200 tramps the other
night In Chicago. The tramps drifted
into the city from all points Of the
compass and assembled I'm hall
New York Charley" announced that
henceforth the overland davenport"
would be recognized as the proper
berth for the tramp while travelling
when they put them newfangled
Ice gigs under the diners they didn't
suppose they was fixin' II up for u.s."
he said, but that's just what hap
pened. Never again let anybody say
a gent Of the road rides on the bump
ers."
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-02-10
CANNON TURNS A JOKE.
Speaker Almost Asked insurssnt e
Preside Over House.

OpVeNSV HtsVoot <uNO0 IuboF00Ut 70
Preside Over House.
Speaker Cannon Of the house and
Representative Victor Murdoch Of
Kansas, one Of the ''insurgent" lead
ers. figured in a little incident the
other day that convulsed the house.
The house was resolving itself into q
committee Of the whole to consider the
agricultural bill, and the speaker cast
his eye about to find some one to
preside. Foster Of Vermont and NAL
by Of New York were absent.
Away up In front, In one Of the
most prominent seats In the chamber,
was Murdoch, who has fought the
speaker and his rules.
"The chair will ask the gentleman
from Kansas"-and from the men,
bers came the cry Murdoch, Muir
dockv'-but the speaker calmly, amid
roar Of laughter. added, "the gentle
man from Kansas, Mr.. Campbell, to
take the chair"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-02-10
Economists.

Jack Spratt could eat no fat,
His wife could eat no lean,
But now the two they will eschew
And eat the humble bean.
Chicago News.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-02-10
DETROIT
TRUST
COMPANY
Detroit, Michigan.

Capital $500, 900
Surplus and Undivided
Profits, over ST. ,oOo, GOO
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-02-10
New Santa Fe Trail.

A modern highway 90 miles long
through the short grass country in
western Kansas would not only prove
an Illuminating object lesson for the
entire state. but for all the country as
well. The people of western Kansas
world just taat object lesson in road
building. From Newton to the Colo
RADIO line IL is proposed to construct a
continuous boulevard along the Ar
kansas rive and call II ''the new
Santa Fe trail"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-02-10
PARIS A CITY OF
MANY FLOODS
Forty-si1 Serious Risings Of
the Seine Since 1892.
THREE EXCEPTIONAL ONES,

In the Century Before 1882 There
Were Five Big inundations-River
Rose to 2s.e Feet in 1658-How Flood
Predictions Are Made-Proteetions
of the City.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-02-10
DOES THIS MEAN YOU?

Indigestion, sour stomach, constipation-then
headache backache and general miserable feeling.
DO you know that the pleasant herb tea, Lanes
Family Medicine will remove all these troubles
almost immediately II you do not know IT, get
package to-day at any druggists or dealers case,
and you will be glad we told You.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-02-10
Making Life Safe

Everywhere life is being made more
safe through the work of DR.. Kings
New Life Pills in constipation, bilious
ness, dyspepsia, indigestion, liver trouble
kidney diseases and bowel disorders.
They're easy, but sure, and perfectly
build mp the health. 25 cents at c., F
Browns III
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-02-10
PHI PHI ALPHA

Last Monday evening the society
elected officers for the ensuing
semester. The following men
were placed in the positions OF
honor:
Pres.-Stanley Johnson II
Vice Pres.-Adrlan Graham II
Treas.-William Polly IL
Secy.-Adelbert Lindley II
Crtics-Frank Locker IL and
Robert Won Thurn II
Marshall-Ralph Won Thurn II
Janitor-Verne G.. Smell 10
After the regular business meet
ing treats were enjoyed at Steyies'
and the "Dimeodeon" on the new
elected president and janitor. AT
Stevies Johnny" johnson made a
brief but witty speech to the throng
of Alpha Theta girls and Phi Phi
Alphs fellows, from the top of the
table. Mr.. Smell was urged to give
his famous Raven" but he kindly
refused,
The work of the past semester
has been gratifying but if hard
work counts for anything that OF
the coming semester will be even
more successful.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-02-10
Hail to the Skunk Trust.

b. NJ. Mills Of New Boston. Conn,
Is to form skunk trust. The company
will be capitalized at $1,000, shares to
cost $25 each. He says he can guar
antee big dividends because there is
always a market for the whole Of n
skunk-pelt, meat and oil.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-02-10

Issues Certificates Of Deposit
bearing attractive rates OF interest.
Authorized by law TO act as
Administrator, Executor, Trustee
under Wills, Guardian, Etc.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-02-10

Excuse me-" said the new barber,
when Mr.. McGargle was seated In
the chair, "but have you a mug here?"
"Oi hev," replied McGargie. "Yell
find it at the top av me neck, fer.
ninst tn back av me head"