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Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-06-23
Arrested Development.

THAT man might have amounted to
something If he had had chances for
development Ills is case of arrest
ed humor."
We'll. from all / ever heard of it,
his humor ought to have been arrest
ed. ed."-Baltimore American.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-06-23
A Devoted Parent,

Dawson is one of the most devoted
fathers | ever knew"
How So?'
Hes so proud of his children. Why,
say. he often lies awake half the night
trying to think up clever things that
he can credit them with saying"
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-06-23

Chamberlains Stomach and Liver
Tablets will brace up the nerves,
Danish sick headache, prevent des-
pondency and invigorate the whole
system. Sold by all druggists.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-06-23
The Conservation of Natures Re-
sources.

Applies as we'll to our physical
state as to material things. c. j..
Budlong, Washington, R. l., realiz-
ID his condition and took warning
before it was too late. He says:
81 suffered severely from kidney
trouble, the disease being heredi-
-ary in our family. l have taken
four bottles of Foley's Kidney Rem
edy, and now consider myself thor
oughly cured. This should be a
warning to all not to neglect taking
Foley's Kidney Remedy until it is
too late.' Burnaugh & Mayfield.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-06-23
New Town Named Evans.

The new town site laid out at the
Lostine railroad station is named
Evans The plat was filed in the
clerks office, Saturday.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-06-23

l.. j. Fits. socialist speaker, will
speak in Enterprise June 2S and 30:
ut Joseph June 30; at Wallowa July
!. ALI invited.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-06-23
Or Somethin'.

"ls your wife any betterT
"No; still ailipG do wish She,
get well. er sometin'.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-06-23

We do first-class job work.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-06-23

Ice Cream Freezers-a brand new
stock-at Keltners.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

It was the Chicago mans turn, and
he told this one:
Diplomacy, you know. is remark
able agent. The other day a lady said
to her husband:
I" James, ! have decided to do with
out new fall dress, and with the
money 1t would cost l shall have
mother here for nice long visit
James turned on her excitedly.
What, wear that old brown cloth thing
another, season? | guess not!, be ex-
claimed, vehement'y. You go right
down to your tailor's to-day and order
something handsome Remember,
please, that as my wife you have
certain position to maintain
"The wife bowed her head in sub
mission. On her lips played a peculiar
smile. '-Lippincott's Magazine.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

Although It Is well known that oysters
are planted, It seems funny that 1t is
the department of agriculture that is
to inspect all the oyster beds and the
stations from which the bivalves are
shipped. The yearly output of oysters
un the Atlantic coast is valued at
nearly $20,OoO,O0o. A very great part
of The trade being interstate, the traf-
fie becomes subject to federal reguIa-
zion and Inspection. We may expect
70 see the oyster swell with pride and
become more cleanly than ever in his
person and surroundings as special
lard of Uncle Sam.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

ing him with small objects to repre-
sent different callings. The Chinese
always do that with their first-born
sons. We put small box of pills to
stand for medicine, a prayer book for
the ministry, a pen for literature, a
pencil for journalism, a gayel for law,
a key for science, purse for banking,
and so on.
"The youngster sat Growing In the
midst Of the things for a few min
utes, and then leaned forward and
grabbed the pencil That he toyed
with and then threw aside. Then he
tussled with the prayer book. Even
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20
FOUND HIS SPHERE IN LIFE
Fathers Novel Method Of Detern1in-
Ing Profession That His Son
Should Follow.

A man whose only child is a boy OF
ten was telling some, Of his friends
how he had found the boys sphere
In life.
When he was baby Of six months"
be explained, I'VE followed the old Chi
nese custom Of putting him on rug
III the center Of the door and surround,
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

The world is full of men who would
help others. in charitable or reli-
gious way, but do not know Low to go
abou it. They are willing to give their
money II they knew the actual need,
or to lend a hand II the object of their
care would be really benefited. In
lieu OF a definite call to duty, in which
one may have absolute confidence,
there is suggestion to be made,
which is. that a manly. upright hope
fu., righteous life is itself a powerful
promoter of good in a community.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

that failed to satisfy him, and the pill
box fell into his hands next. That hs
Kept; the reason, Of course, was eyi-
dent BY shaking It about he gained a
little clicking sound that pleased him.
Now, Of course, he'll have to study
medicine. We may let him dabble at
the two other professions, Journalism
and the ministry, but we'll have to
have an M. d. attached to his name
somehow. SO have the fates decreed." ..
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

The new administration in Turkey
has decided that Mussulman women
must not appear unveiled in the
streets of Constantinople. Evidently
things over there have begun to slip
backward again.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20
All Tired Out.

Do you feel dull, occasionally-out Of
sorts? Headaches and Dizziness? The
liver. liver I The % safe % sure and % easy Way to yet get
rid Of either trouble Is to take NATURES
REMEDY. Take an Mr. Tablet to night
It will sweeten the stomach and regulate
the liver. kidneys and bowels. Easy-sure
to act. Get a 25c Box. The A. II. Lewis
Medicine Co., st. Louis Mo-
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

According to the Charleston News
and Courier man is at his best at 33.
Undoubtedly he is. only some men are
80 at Fl, others not until they are so,
and some men never are 33.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

Doubtless many married man will
clip out and take home a Chicago
judges ruling that wife has no real
right to warm her cold feet on her
husbands back.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

A woman in Milwaukee was operat-
ed on to remove sponge left in her
body by a careless surgeon. The first
operation was evidently one of an abb
sorbing nature.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20
Excused.

Shame on you! You came home
last night actually tipsy."
so did, my dear. just couldn't
resist the pleasure of seeing two Of
you at once"
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

Government scientists are planning
to rob the unripe persimmon of its
astringent qualities. Doubtless they
will next try to make a palatable
breakfast food out of wild oats.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

Strawberries at one dollar a quart
are on sale In Texas. The Texas
shortcake must mean all the name
implies.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

Here Is problem pleasanter to
work on than the twice zero" enig-
ma: How long does it take cake of
butter to melt between two hot buck
wheat cakes?
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

That was indeed grave offense for
which a Chinese viceroy has been de-
posed-misconducting the funeral Of
the dowager empress.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

In New Jersey a chrysanthemum
mas been picked 16 inches in dame
ter. Pretty fair for little runt like
Jersey.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

The gold production Of this coun-
try just about equals the candy output
Unlike almost everything else, candy
is never subject to overproduction.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

A Lake Erie freighter with a cargo
OF fiaxseed, has foundered. Many a
Buffalonian with a boil on his neck
will await relief in vain.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

A divorce play which had created
sensation in Paris was a fiat failure
In New York. 1t was too much like
putting on play with the cooking of
an ordinary meal as the main theme.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

Age cannot stale the infinite variety
OF embezzlement An S7-year-old en-
Dezzler has been discovered at Rock
ford, Ill.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

Those anxious to escape the moving
pictures can find refuge In the Coli
scum at Rome. You're not allowed
to see um there.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

A Yale alumnus offers 100000 for
an adequate remedy for tuberculosis
While appreciating his generosity it
would be cheap at the price.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

A big batch of members Of the
Black Hand is said to be planning to
leave Europe for America. Some of
them have been expelled from coun.
tries where they have been carrying
on operations and are represented to
be seeking a more promising field
here. But our authorities have been
duly warned. the immigration officials
are keeping sharp lookout and
should the Black Handlers arrive they
will get anything but the glad hand.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

What belle of the season do you
find most attractive?"
"The dinner bell"
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

The Furnace to the Man of the
House--You may begin firing when
ever you are ready.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

There are limitations, don't be fooled.
There is no substitute! Tell the dealer you
want Lewis Single Binder cigar.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

Those melancholy days have come.
In some respects the saddest Of the
year, when the English tailor reaches
out yearningly to make the American
man. There are already plates in the
papers Of the threatened British
styles. Condescendlngly we are told
that Americans are really, though
gradually. learning how to dress. An
approach to the feminine wasp waist
II suggested in the London design as
. step further in the right way.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

What glorious country this would
be to live in If turkeys were as easily
raised as cats!
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

still this is the kind of winter we
are all supposed to like.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20
ASKS LAWS FOR
CONSERVATION Of
OUR RESOURCES
Special Message Is Sent
to Congress by Presi-
dent Urging Action
by Lawmakers.
CONTROL OF WATER POWER

Executive Recommends Leasing Of
Valuable Privileges on Govern
nent Domain to Private Interests
Under Conditions That Would Pre-.
vent MonopoIy-Question OF Fos-
terlng Soils Most Important
Reclamation and Irrigation of Arid
Lands Also Treated Upon--Preser-
vation OF Our Forests.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

Men deserve respect only as they
give it.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

Those eggs from China must be OF
nearstorage variety,
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

Mrs. Winsiows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, sofens the gums reduces in.
nammaton, alays pain, cures wind collie CSC bottle
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

or course, man can't help admir-.
less he pays the freight.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

Money talks In spite of the fact
that lots of men want to keep It quiet.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

DON'T SPOIL YOUR CLOTHES.
Use Red Cross Ball Blue and keep them
white as snow. All grocers, Sc package.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

The nlonorail train is the only rival
the flying machine has.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

How loafers CRATE upon the nerves
OF busy person.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20
AL SERENE.

"De minister, he says dat at der last
day every man will be judged by his
works."
well, dat needn't worry us any. We
never worked"
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

Drug Clerks Poorly Paid.
Drug clerks in Norway get from s375
to S5S6 year.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

Ear tabs may feel heavenly. but
they look like the dickens.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20
Georoe Refrained.

George declared he would kiss the
first woman that passed under the
mistletoe, and she was the colored
cook"
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS.
PAzO OINTMENT sguaranteed to cure any case
sf Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles in
Ito IA days or money refunded. 60c.
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20
Did George kiss her?"

kiss her! I guess not. Nobody
dares to take any liberties with the
cook"
The Globe-republican., 1910-01-20

oT would you like to be the mail
. .cAsxsr?
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-03-24
MEM MOTORDROME TRACK
IN los ANGELES PROVES FAST

Los Angeles. March 23.-An unof-
fetal record of a mile in 44:3 seconds
was made on the new moturdrome
plank track BY Harry Hanschue, the
Apperson driver, at its opening today.
Ray Harroun, driving Il 30-horsepowcr
Marmon. made a mile in 52;4 seconds.
The cars were only partially equipped
for racing and the trials We're the first
ver made on "A circular board track.
Racing drivers here believe that a
speed OF two miles a minute will be
established with safety on the track
at the inaugural meet of the motor
drome, April $ to II, and time equal
to the straightaway records is looked
for in the match race between Barney
Oldfield and Ralph De Palma, which
will be a feature of the meet. In
the opinion Of experts the safety of
the track is established beyond qucs-
ton. There were twenty-five cars on
tho motordrome at one time today.
The finish of a mile in 56.2 seconds
was by one car with "A flat wire with
out skidding. The motordrome. which
Is the first board automobile track
ever built, is a perfect circle, a mile
in circumference. with a bank of one
foot in three. DC Palma. Robertson,
Bragg, Harroun and other noted driv-
crs are entered for the Inaugural
meet.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-03-24
ANNUAL DEBATE IS
HELD TONIGHT
7 cams From University Of New
Mexico and Agricultural Col
Iege VIII Meet in Forensic
Arena at EIkS' Theater,

Great interest is being shown IN the
intercollegiate debate tonight at the
Elss' theater between picked teams
OF platform orators from the rnivers-
itN of New Mexico aud the Agricul-
tural college at Mesilla Park. this be-
ing an annual event. The debate begins
at $ o'clock, the question for debate
being the commission form OF gov
ernmcnt for cities. The affirmative
side will be presented by Messrs. C..
g. Briggs, w. y. Ewing and j. w.
whitney Of the college. and the neEa-
tive Viii be upheld by Messrs John
Mcleie, II. Marsh and Raymond Seder
OF the University. Attorney II. W. y.
Bryan VIII preside, and the judges
win be Judge Ira 4. Abbott. II. r..
FERGUSON and Theodore $. Woolsey.
Admission free and the general pub
lie is invited to he present. Both
teams have practlced a%ssiduously and
an interesting contest is anticipated.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-03-24
NEW BOOKKEEPING
SYSTEMS ARE
GOING IN


with the completion Of his work
here in checking over the BOOKS Of
the district clerks office, checking
out Mr.. Nennble ana checking in Mr..
Madison. the now clerk, Travelling
Auditor Charles V. Stafford viii in
stan in the clcrlls office here the
first OF a uniform set of books which
will be put Ia ia an district clerlJ.'
offices in New MeNico.Thcre has been
more or less confusion in tho past in
these offices because Of lack OF unf-
formity ia the bookkeeping system
and his viii be corrected. The nev
lsystem viii also provide n means OF
making the quarterly report with Che
least possible lshor 90 tho clerks aud
with the proatest possible assurance
OF accuracy.
"The accounts in various dep1rt-
mcnts ana Institutions are rapidly
coming into first-ciass shape. sitd
The travelling auditor Yesterday.
quite recently we have completed
the installation OF new modern and
efficient accounting systems IN the
.tefi itorial penitentiary. the UniversltF
OF New Mexico. the Agricultural col
lese. tie Deaf and Dumb school and
othcs territorial Institutions
The travelling auditor Is also MAXI
ii,s constant Improvement in tho book
Keeping systems of the various euur-
e. treasures. lie SAYS that with re-
cent innovations Installed here the
lccal county t~reasuror's office Is en-
abied to furnish a complete check on
every item passing through the or
flee at an instants notice.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-03-24

is Wen 10 have Your hens reason
ably Fat and in good condition bur
II it ends there you might as welt keep
guinea hens.
Protein IL this chemical constituent
OF hen food that produces eggs 1t
Is the principal ingredient Ia the orig
inal scratch Food" sold hy II. w.
Fee, the feed man. This feed has
been largely initiated but inNestiga-
ton shows that the limitations con-
tain mostly whole cprn or other fat
building substances which do not la
any way heip the egg output. Cheaper
materials arc mixed under the same
name L. deceive the man who wants
egg producing material. Fees scratch
feed is scientifically compounded of
the substances which go to make The
ben lay 2 s and lay them indus
triousiy II is mixed, not 70 save
money FOR the mixer, but 70 get re-
suits for the buyer. Fee sells it at
Se.20 Il hundred.
Have YOU seen Fees Poultry supply
catalogue?
n contains everything on earth the
poultryman wants. This complete
catalogue contains q description Of
every conceivable poultry feod, and
apparatus. and every possible ac~
cesorv to the business Of raising
fowls. II contains q list of scores Of
useful hooks for the p~oultrNmant
every kind of feed for every variety
~ chicken FOR every purpose: feed
cutting machines. alfalfa cutters and
IN short every imaginable thing which
Interests the growers Of hens II YOU
are raising chickens and haven't seen
this catalogue, yon had better ask Mr..
Fee for y right away. II tells about
Il good mann things fllat you need
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-03-24
FAVOR|IE WAS
HERE IN 1882
viii A, Peters Now Appearing at
Gem Tbeater Received Gold
Medal Here When Eight Years
Old,

VIII a.. Peters, playing az the Gem
theater this week. win be- remembered
bN the old residents Of Albuquerque.
IN 1852. when alr Peters was hut 8
wears old, he PLAYED at one OF the
local houses Which Was run under the
management of Mrssrs. Boyd and
Wade, and 40 the end ef his engage
ment was presented with a gold
medal, the presentation speech being
made Nv AIR Grey All Peters values
the modal as ono or the most precious
things he has. Mr.. Peters Says he
has been on the stage ever since he
was q Years old and for the past six
years has been al the head of the
present company. Mr.. Peters is an
artist in his line ANA is supported by
AN exceptionally strong company.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-03-24
0LDF|ELD AGAIN
BEATS WORLD
RECORDS
TWo-Mile and KiIometer Fig
ures Lowered by Dare Devil
Driver at Daytona Track.

by Morning Journal Social Leases WIRE
Daytona, Fla, March 23.-Barney
Oldfield today proved his right to the
title OF speed king by smashing three
worlds records. including two that
experts figured would stand for many
years.
on the hard surface of the Daytona
Beach, driving his 200-horsepoWer
Benz with which a week ago lie broke
the worlds mile record at a speed Of
1918 miles an hour. Oldfield today
covered two miles in 1855, about
three seconds better han the previous
worlds record made by Demogeot OF
Paris at Daytona in 1906.
Thirty minutes later Oldfield drove
against the worlds kilometer record
of 1916 seconds, made by Hcmery at
%Brooklands, Eng. Oldfield shot past
the starting line like a meteor and
finished the distance in 1904.
The third record established BY Old
field, the onc-mile stock chassis mark
of 40.35, was in a Knox car. The
previous record was set by Lewis
Strang in a Fiat. $3.50.
Although David Bruce Brown, wal
ter Christie, George Robertson, Kir-
scher and many other well known
drivers with fast car participated in
today's races, Oldfield swept all be-
fore him With a speed and DARING
that proved tho old timer is better
than ever.
Oldfield viii go for the mile record
tomorrow and promises a mile AT 40
miles an hour.
When Oldfield won today in the
one-mile worlds championship event,
1t was evident the champion was only
toying With his competitor, George
Robertson, who drove the Christie car.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-03-24
YOUNG POTATOES WIN
FROM H0PEWELL NINE
Baseball Game by Juveniles Affords
Amusement for Bunch of Fans.

The Young Potatoes a baseball az
%grcgation chat is not as rural-like as
its name might imply, Worsted the
HopeWell nine by the score of . 20 s.
in a hotiy contested game of the ma
tional sport played on the Fourth
ward grounds yesterday afternoon.
The two teams VIII meet again today,
having agreed to play a series OF
games during the Easter vacation.
The lineup for yesterday follows;
potatoes-BaNter. catcher; Cuyun.
pitcher. Haines. first base. Mckee,
second base. Sackett third baset
Mausard. shortstop. Rhol. left field
T.. Rhel, center field; Eshelman, right
field.
Hopeweli Nine-Wiliard Hopewell.
catcher. crawford, pitcher; Rhay.
first base. Bob Hopewcn. second base;
Won oieson. third base. O'Rieilv.
shortstop; HAYS. left field Ro~senhach.
enter field, stern. right field.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-03-24
JOHNSON SPEN
AFTERNOON IN
TOMbS
Dancing Behind Bars Of Gloomy
Prison. Prize Fighter is
Served With Process IN Civil
Suit.


New York. March 23-Jaek johnson
heavyweight champion. spent fryt
hours today in a cell in the Tomb.
prison. Tonight he is free again but
gloomy for not only was he locked
mp for nearly HAIR Il day. but while
dancing and singing in the prison a
process server thrust" through the bars
a summons and complaint in a suit for
Sl.75S.G7 and costs brought against
him for the alleged reputation or q
theatrical contract TO appear in KAN
sas.
This looks IKE q rough deal" said
johnson aus tears came to his eyes. ~
have come here on court order ana
now they take his action against me r
He was served Notwithstanding
his protests.
Johnson appeared today. erinning
usual, on the charge of beating
Norman Pinder, a negro o%ne-fourth
his size in an uptown resort weeks
ago. Pinder at the time declined to
buy n drink for Johnson because he
could not afford wine when ne add
ed dolcfully. was all that johnson
w 'AiR tAHlNs WIN a. ttuilAllSttlli
touch he then recalled that there was
a time when Johnson was glad to
drink 'suds out of a bucket The
rest is contained in the charge Of as
against the fighter.
But Pinder and his witnesses failed
appear to press the case today and
Judge Mulqueen OF the court of gem
eral sessions was wroth. lie was in
olined to think that the court was he
ing imposed upon. Despite Johnson's
plea that he hurried hither on an
iS-hour train, 70 honah. he raised
champions bail from $500 to
So, 600.
Johnson's smile vanished like
smoke. Unfortunately he said. his roll,
'lattened by lawyers, contained only
50O-would the court accept hat in
ash? The court decidedly would not,
80 the big prize-fighter was led away
o a cell where he remained until late
his afternoon when a friend put up
IS security property in Brooklyn Nal.
"a at $4,000.
Though no trace of Pinder, his ac-
.user, had been found tonight, the
use is set for 1880 o'clock tomorrow
morning.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-03-24

RACE TRACK RESULTS

Oakland. Cal. March 23.-The
horses ran over q heavy track today
but form players were fairly success
tal. In the feature event Myles
U'Connell played into favoritc. easily
won from Sewell. Who. at IS to !
wa Il surprise in the first race. Re-
suits
First race, G furlongs, selling: Who
won. Pickaway. second. Maud Meg,
third. Time. 1:17 ID.
second race. . - f%urlongs, sell
ing: Salvage won. Good ship. Sec
ond; Metropolitan, third. Time, 1903
80.
Third race, G furlongs, selling: Re
dondo Won. No Quarter. second;
Dovalta. third. Time, 1916 20.
Fourth race, futurity course, SELL
ing: Myies O'CUnnell Won. sewelL
second. Spohn. third. Time, 1911
As.
Firth race. mile. selling: Miss Pr
mic won. Whidden, second, Trcmargo.
third. Timc. t:i3 10.
sixth race, . l-2 f%urlongs, selling;
Iianonica won; Beauman. second.
Madeline Musgrave, third. Time,
l:l0.