The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-03-19

ice-boxE in the Senate once again.
Ex-senator Foraker is making pro.
corporation speech now. arguing that
the corporation tax is illegal So far
as the pro-corporation part is concern
ed, Foraker might as we'll use one OF
those lie made in tho Senate.
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The first American DreadnouEht Is
to be commissioned in April, but /. will
be oldfashioned by the time the keel
of the NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. is laid
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Aldrich has decided that the Presi-
dents railroad bill may be amended
which. we may remark, is not the frs,
thing Aldricll has decided since he
went to the Senate.
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New Orleans is advertising for a
stocked down there before the Enemy
OF Race Suicide gets down to work
again.
There was another lynching down
in Arkansas the other day. but nobody
took the trouble to count the number
hanged.
We fully expect the Washington
Herald to say that the diver who went
for the famous Hope diamond knew
that his quest was hopeless.
Just to show that 1t is not partial to
Philadelphia the National Federation
OF Labor has sanctioned a paper work.
ers' strike in Glen Falls, New York.
a Standard Oil man fought burglar
lat least he called him burglar. The
man who was fought, OF course. rccip-.
rocated the title to an cmploye or
that company.
We arc certainly glad the Prcsbyte-
rian Reformed Church Union willmcct
In Pittsburg in 1912. 1T will help the
town. but 1t may be rather hard on the
union.
Those members who had been play,
ing Off from Uncle .Joe's grammar
school came back mighty fast when
they heard they were to be locked $50
for every day they failed}to show up.
The poor lads get SO little they cannot
afford to lose twenty
a. Senator Benn Conger has finished his
testimony in the Aids case. which
gives some hope that we may expect
the verdict not later than NovemboR.
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II The new Turkish government Is re-
ducing expenditures, and the tradeslnen
OF the capital city are already, signing
for the return Of Abdul. who snent his
money like a true snort and never
minded nboutMthea change.
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The Department of Agriculture an
nounces that the cheap cuts OF beef
are the hardest to prepare. Yea. verify,
and the hardest to find.
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If tho bill requiring all steamers to
carry wireless apparatus should PASS
Congress some OF the steamship lines.
will lose their chief title to fame.
rhe Chicago Tribune is bewailing,
the inability OF man to kick himself,
This is nothing compared with the
desire OF thesman's friends to perform
that ceremony for him..
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s or course, the reason for, the new
frock coat that buttons up the back
Is perfectly apparent, But for It, what
chance would the suffragette stump
speakers have? f5,l ss4 .sii I y
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The results OF 5Wednesdn lays sale in
this, city go$to prove that nowhere else
In the world can a. man get SO many
really useful articles at q low figure
as at q Richmond "old hoss''s ga e.i
We are very much surprised at the
failure OF certain papers to say that
Uncle lin Nilson Is Eoin Is to retro In
the PROPOSED Cabinet shaka-upa NJ No