The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-05-16

were groans and cries OF Poor boyT
"Innocent Bird" where's his moth
err" Hes going to cry" aud the like.
"Here. fell was going TO say fell
low bachelors; alas. can call you
such no longer!-I took that first step
which leads TO the final inevitable fall.
! turned and joined her. Like the Inc
briate who sips the first glass Of wine
that he knows win drag him down to
his ruin, submitted myself to pres
ence which l knew would steal away
my brains. / might as well have
swallowed laudanum."
"Run for a stomach pumpP'
walk him.
"Pour water down his throat"
These and other such calls came
from the unsympathetic members OF
the club. The benedict continued his
confessions:
"My intention, gentlemen. in joining
her-so / persuaded myself: whom
the gods wish TO destroy they first
make mad'-was to say something to
her to cause her to desist In her in
tention to enslave me. | began In this
wise: II my circumstances were such
as to enable me to marry should es-
TEEN myself honored beyond measure
In being invited by a lady In every
way so calculated to inspire my es-
TEEN. But my income, only $4,000
year, is barely enough for my own
Cries Of Dead give awayy "Selfsh
bruter' I'm bet she's going to cryr
"Who said cry?" asked the confess
sor surprised
81 did," replied the homeliest men,
Der.
That's exactly what she did"
81 knew it." said the homeliest
member. "A member Of the club told
me in confidence that certain instruc-
tions are laid down for the girls, the
principal of which is to cry"
The confessor groaned and went on:
1--WE were walking toward the girls
home and at this point reached her
door. She burst into a passion of
tears and ran into the house. shutting
the door behind her.
81 stood looking vaguely about me.
not knowing just what to do. | wish
ed q policeman would come along and
run me in. | had an underlined sense
of having committed a crime. 1t
seemed TO me that ! had plunged a
dagger into the heart of the girl who
had left me. ! went 10 my club. light
ed a cigar, smoked 1t two minutes and
threw it away. / went into the bill
Ito h. 81,
for two minutes more. threw down
my cue and. showing my hands in my
pockets. walked up and down in the
hallway. Several Of my friends came
In, but somehow l wanted to get rid
of them. They all wanted TO know
what was the matter with me. One
Of them pestered me, telling me about
great effect.
II dined at the club with another.
surprised him by ordering my des-
sert Immediately after the soup and
undertook TO carve bird in cross Sec
tons. You see, the poison had entered
my blood and was crawling through
the veins to the heart. When the din
ner was over told my friend l was
sick and was going home to bed.
lied. had never before told a DELHI
crate lie. You see the effect of this
Indian flower with its noxious but
ecstatic perfume. Facile decensus aver
nj. which. being interpreted, means,
When man makes a false step the
descent into iniquity is easy
rl... ha..
he feels an irresistible desire to visit
the spot where it was enacted. The
spot where my crime had been perpe-
trated was few steps from the home
of the girl who had inoculated me. 1
went there. | was possessed with a
desire to apologize for a sin I hadn't
committed. | rang the bell, went into
the house and sent up my card"
Gone upw cried a voice.
Hell never so there any more"
said another.
Gentlemen" continued the confess
sor. 81 sat With wildly beating heart In
the drawing room till l heard q rustic
of skirts and the tap of a tiny heel
on the staircase. A moment later there
III tue uOOEWdy SlOOu-WnuI snail eau
it?-a vision of loneliness. a dream
Gentlemen. | have finished"
go onr' Don't wish I'd had one
like thatv' Peaches and cream are
nothing TO itv' and other such indeli-
cate, or, at least, irreverent. cries filed
the room. The president raped for
order.
Fellow bachelors" be said, 1--WE
have all listened to the confession Of
our unfortunate ex-member. and I
know there is not one of us who has
not listened with exuberant sympathy.
Expressions of opinion as to the
amount of the fine he shall pay are
now in order. You are aware that the
amount lies between 500 and $780,"
Il move" cried a voice. that on ac-
count Of the united pressure brought
to bear and the boycott Unusual cir
cumstances) the fine be RENTED en-
tirely."
and I move" said another, shat
the fine be doubled. It's my opinion
that our ex-brother was a willing VIC
finn