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Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-02
ISLAND COMES AND GOES.
Rises In August and Disappears Rsss
larlY In February.

Rises In August and Disappears heeu
larry In February.
one OF Michigan's unsolved mystic
ries Is the island that every summer
comes 10 the surface Of Lake Orlca
and every winter goes back again 90
the depths from whence Il arose.
Its periods OF appearance and dis
appearance are nearly regular. II
comes TO the surface about the middle
OF August and goes down again about
Feb. IL. What causes Il 90 act thus
strangely h a conundrum that none
has been able to solve. but 20 keep 10
above water or compel Il TO remain In
the depths have been alike without r.
suits.
ON one occasion a number OF farm
ers and transfers resolved 10 put the
island out OF moving business. In
their efforts 20 do so they hauled many
loads Of stone and deposited them on
Il during the early part Of winter. be-
ileving that when II went down In
February II would 90 down for good.
Wtltutt1 AZ ~ was WIN t"t 's,s.~
But the following August saw II bob
up serenely from below-minus its load
Of stones
At another time an effort was made
TO keep II on the surface. and II was
chained to the surrounding country
with heavy log chains. When Its
time for departure came Il departed.
and Oh. log chains departed with :.
The log chains were never recovered.
The island Is composed Of soft mud
and rushes. and there are some skep-
teal souls who attribute It's formation
and appearance and disappearance to
the gathering Of vegetation In one spot
by the currents OF the lake aud its sub
sequent d-ay .-Boston Herald
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-02

REAL ESTATE AGENT

once in raliaferro Building. Opposite
Court House. Phone 81
Have 10 ONCE the only set OF Abstract
Books Of Brazos County Land titles
FOR SALE
Two lots and good 5-room house.
with stable and galvanized Iron els
tern, located in S. c. part Of town,
convenient to school and churches.
Price $4,000. This place has been
heretofore held at $4,000
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-02
lis College Training.

HAS Bifile's sou ever made any use
OF his college educationT
Il should say 10. lie was held up
a few nights ago"
Yes"
And he tackled his assailant low
and threw him for a loss OF four ribs.
lie learned that trick on his college
en."-Cleyelan Plain Dealer.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-02

pa. what Is meant by q nervous
wreckT
"A nervous wreck. my boy Is some
thing that n woman says she Is every
time she gets headache."--Detroit
Free Press.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-02
Lisxt's Advice.

Being asked one day what one should
DO In order 20 become an efficient piano
player. Uszt replied laconically. -0ns
must eat well and walk much"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-02

Bacon-How Is your wifei
Egbert-Improvlng. thank you.
"why. I didn't know she'd been illr"
she hasn't. but she bought a bon
net today for 81. She used to buy the
sixteen dollar kind. you know."-Yon'
kers Statesman.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-02

A lie always has q certain amount Of
weight with those who wish TO Be
lieve it-Rice.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-02
MONA
Cures INDIGESTION

It relieves 'omach misery. sour stom-
sch. helching. md cures all stomach dis
ease or money back. Large box Of tab.
lets 30 cents. Druggists N all towns.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-02
Nautical.

"Cap. how many knots an hour CO.
you make with this vesselT"
Cant make any Just now; weF
tied up."-Baltlmore American.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-02

papa. what Is the person called who
brings you In contact with the spirit
worldy
"A bartender. my son."-Exchanee.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-05-13

6lere al oi5ie Seminarier itaar III.
ser meget li0en aontrol, og oog u0-
oanneS ben ~itsrite Bart al 0enne
aIasie 29ger peo oisie. Oct soerite
Silipn oeo 0i5ie u6epes al en- ell
felt ~europeiif 2ege, ser tiaige er
~eoerIte 29ge for ct belt 9iitrift, %
idal6oes fun FAR meget lioen 5i0
tilooer5 for lln0eroisningen. 8e
sprige 2erere peo ct iaafalot Semi-
uarium err inofsote eqer y@urait-
ans, Ser aniptteS efter 8ur, uoen
ipeciele 6oru0i9tnin9er til at III.
oerpiie / Meoicip. Ogiaa De et9el-
ife 2eger filter efter Sur. Wfan fan
Oerfor ii9e Jig ieIp, at oct fun er
meO Ell me9et ringe meOicinif aun0.
ifab, at oisie engelif uO0onneOe, III.
0iife 2eger goar no / 2ipet til BEN
operoeloenoe Op9aOe, ser oenter
Sem.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-05-13
Snoiens 29geforbolb.
Ai
Gbr. 6rimoot Mpaer,
2eaemiSiioner.
Gar. GaabIao.")

Zen in0iife Hegering bar iaoet Die
ior, at oct life alene er geiter, ser
berger Sn0ienS 9eiolfning, men
at oct maaife nof ina meget er Spa.
BONNIE iom Malaria og 5u6erfuloie.
5 Oftober Maone0 ii0ite 4or 6leo
Der oerfor un6er 8icefongen 9or0
Wintos 6oriGoe af6olot en- 9pgefon.
greS Simla olene meo oct 7or.
maol at ~forbnn6le ON, 6oa0 ser
flnoe gsres imo0 Malorioen. Get
6leo ber oplpit at ser aenneminitli0
/ 6oert al De ii0lte ii glar er $50 ON.
trent fire og en- bolo MiGion Men.
neifer' Snoien al nBe6er", "a 6erai
regner man, at 100000 er 800
al Wfalarin. Oct err eno0a finn / Sc
I~aafalote 0go0e" &ar, at ser life
ogr iIere emo bette @ntal. = 1908
oeoe ser ionIeoes ooer en- Miaion
mere al @nGoria, emo ser eQers gen.
neminitlig osr al 0enne Spo6om.
Der oer oerfor / 8irfelia6e6en
mango flere Menneifer al Molario
END al Beit, boilfen Spaoom 6og /
1907 bortrep oper ell Miaion.
9eu er bisieSol, naar Sc les / 6or-
6olo til belle Sn6iens 294 MiQioner
Menneifer, 10 en6Oa life Iaa Itore.
Wen oct opermaooe oloorlige frem.
fommer 0eroeO, at set noblia or /
oisie BroDinier / 9oroinoien, at
Malorien berger | Sen @roo, at Sen
trner meo, mer eller min0re at al.
folfe itore 9anoitrpfnineer. 3 Sc
fire Iioite Moaneoer al 1908 0soe
y StiIlins / gerOenSrummet.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-05-13

ger, 6oilfet mar biemme ofte er
tilbsielige til at meme.
0oar Der 6ruges l%1otrpffet zen.
gelife 2eger", maa ser berme0 ielo-
igl9elig life foritaas GngIpnoere.
3bi al oen9elife 9pger", ser er gu.
rop9ere, finOes Der ~forbolosoiS fun
me9et faa I Snoien. De, ser fin0es,
bruges n9iten ale iom 6siere me.
%0icinife gmbeoSm9no, i0et 6oer al
Dem bar Sen goerite me0icinole 0e-
Belle al ct be(t 9iitrift. st iao0nnt
er iom ct belt 9an0, i0et bpert 81.
thrift bar en- 9efolfning paa . Mil-
lioner. @Qe Be 6ori9e uengelife 29.
ger" er enten inofoote eGer oguro.
iions", 6nilfet oil ii9e Soft al Ell
bIan0et afitamning al Guropeere og
inOf6Ote. Set fer imioIerti0 life
iaa i%iGl0ent, at Sen boieite 9egepoit
/ ct 0iitrift ogiaa befleOeS al en-
2age, Ser life er @ngIGnOer. Oct
oil Oa me6 andre Orb iige, at ser
i6lanot Ell 9efolfning al 5terrelie
iom 0anmarfS fife fin6eS en- enc.
ite europeiif 2ege.
Sn0ien er iaaIeoes life foriDnet
neo uirfeIige enaelife 9eger, men
finn meo engelif uOSonneOe in0iife
2e9er.
Soften er M 8er0ien al 0isie in.
0iife 2e9ers ~llooannelie? &erom /
EN- ii0ite IrtifeI.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-05-13

De Embellishments inOtife 2e-
ger 0eIes flere @raOer i 6or6oIo til
@9r0ien al oere3 llo0annelie.
9e beoIt uooanneOe CT Sc foa, ser
bar ituOeret / @nglan0. 9erue0 fan
Oi5ie enfelte noa at fonlne op / Be
%Iopeite GRADER al Sc 2pgeembeoer,
Ser eaers er io~r6ebolot GngIenoer-
ne ielo.
Cen neite &lasie / lto0onnelie u.s..
9or oe, ser ituoerer pes llnioerii-
teterne beruoe, pes 6pilfe Sc tube
rer / 3 Nar.
91eiten al Sc inoiife 2pger, % set
er Iangt oen iterite Bart al oem
OeIes / to 9losier. Gen beOite uo.
oanne0e alosie ituoerer pes Siege.
rin9ens 99geifoIe ! @aOra$. 9e
tager Oeres Gfsomen berueo efter
8 Iars StuOiun, og bar intet meO
ltnioeriitetet at 9sre, ielu ON Ell
Del al Sen proftiife l100annelie er
iGlles for Dem % Stuoenterne pes
llnioeriitetet. Snoti[ for ct Bar aar
iioen par ltobonne(ien fun paa 4
@ar.
Gen looeite alasie al oGgcr faar
OereS ll0onnnelie pes fn0es oege-
%ieminarier, al builfe set itsrite Zig.
ger | Mooras. Ger ituoerres MI pes
Seminorier / 4 Mar, tioligere
BAR llooanneIien fun paa 3 anr.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-05-13

9oorleoe5 er Sn0ien foriDnet meo
9Gger2 9toar man 6etpnfer, at Ben
aarlige hight til ianitpre 6orat-
Italtnin9er / Snoien bele6er Jig til
ooer 81 Millioner aroner, ifuloe
man tro, at ben engelife Staggering
oar / Stano til rigeligt at foripne
Sn0ien meO 29ger.
0ette er imi0Ierti0 life 5ilfpl0et.
6or at piie Bette, ifal 5orboloene
/ en- al SO 6e0it forinne0e Brouinier
frem0roges. 8rooinien Central Sn-
oien" bar en- 9efolfning paa So
Willion. Sil oenne 9efolfning iano.
tes Ser / 1907 al eneelif uooanne-
De 2eger, iaa Del in6fG0te iom Gu.
rop9ere / aft 317. ri 0isie bar %
prioat prnftiieren0e, meoens &eiten,
De 2S9, ale par &e9erin9SIpger.
$ boor rinee @rao Scr finoes
prioat praftiierenOe 2eger / Snoien,
iaor man ct 9o0t Sn6trpf oeo 0iSie
Gal. De faa, ser fin0es, Dor iom
Regel | Be Itore 9per, 6oorfor man
ltoen for OiSie n9iten ol0rig timber
andre 9G9er eno Hegeringsl9gerne
Ger ionote5 iaoIeoeS / Central
SnOien" / 1907 fun cen 2p9e til
6oer $4,000 Menneifer. Eli Sam.
menligning 6erme0 ifal set oplbies,
at Der | England finOes cen 2pge
til boer 100000 Menneifer.
gGentrol Sn0ien~ er. iom anfert,
enoba en- al oe be0it foripneoe Ggne
I Snoien. 2angt ringere er Spoin-
oien foripnet.
0ette pil me0 al 5poeli9be0 frem-
gaa oerot at Ser gennemInitlig /
oSout Grcot 0iitrift", boor ..
30. g" bar lin @isiionsmarf, fun
finoes cen 9ege til bper 94,00
Wenneifer. llnoerligt nof filler set
Jig enbnit ringere, noar man I'M.
o%erieaer Sen Gel al 9iitriftet, 6por
@iSiionsmorfen lieoer. Ger fin0es
nenlig pao belle Sen oeitliee Del al
Dor Wisiionsmorf fun cen 2ege til
6per 10000 Menneifer. Wan fan
moaIfe nof, noar 6orboloene er ion.
leoes, bape 2oo til at iiee, uoen
at operOriue. at Snoien eit0nu life
BELT er foripnet meo eneeIife 2e-
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-05-13

ser iaaleoes / gropinien 8unia6
100000 Wenheifer al Walaria.
Nan mener, at % pgt. al 8efolf-
ningen / 9%uniob, boilfen beisber Jig
til 20 Miqioner, / 0e Maane0er
bar angre6ne al Malarin, oct oil
iige at 6oert fier0e Menneife par
an9re6en.
Mon iperger uoiIfaorli9, ON BE
gerin9en 0a intel gBr ior at be.
fenpe al 0en Spgoom, iaa me9et
mere JOIN nan moa BUTTE, at fun Ell
rin9e Del al Sen oirfelige SDg.
bonn / Sn6ien fommer til Offent.
ligbe0ens a%un0ifnb.
Ser ipgr9es o9ioo. aaereOe Den
%. Ofto6er, faa Gage efter at Be
o%Oenneonte O~plpSnin9er oar frem.
fomne | Simla, blep ser / set en-.
gelife lln0erbus rettet 5oreipgrgieI
til 6e9erin9en ON, boilfet 9el6b Ser
nnrli9t nnoenoes til ionit9re 5or-
anitaItnin9er / Sn6ien.
ltn0eritatsiefret9ren for Snoien
iOare6e berpoa: Eli ianitpre 5or.
anitaItnin9er, 6oiItet inO6efotter To-
9iiterne til 2eger, @oipitoler, 8ano-
oGrfer og uoffentli9 $p9ioine", u0-
goOes Ser tiIiommen al Hegeringen
og aomm1nerne / J3egnifabSoaret
t907-08 i aft 81 Millioner ar.
1ette geIe6 BAR % N}ilGioner mere,
emo Der for ii Gar ii0en onoen6te8
til iamme 5ormaal.
6oiIfen 9egt Hegerin9en I Sn.
0ien logger pao at roa0e 300 pan
Sp96omsforbolOene, fnor man MI
ct 9o6t Sn0trpf al pes at iammen-
ligne llOgiiterne BERTH me6 lt0gifter-
nc til andre 5ormaal. s iomme aar,
iom Ser anoen6te8 ooer 81 MilIioner
til ianitpre 6oronitoltninger, an.
Oen0tes ser fun 4S Millioner til al
Slo9s lln0erpiSnin9. I'll ODerriS-
ling at 2on0, 6pilfet er Ell ne0oen.
sig 9etingelie for Gis6prfning, an.
oen0te3 Ser Is Millioner. ltOgifter.
ne til Sn0iens Sernbnner bur 189
Willioner. @n0eli9 er set o%plpien0e,
at Ser iomnle &or til 0e militere
6ornnitoltninger / Sn0ien nnoeno.
teS ooer $50 MiIioner. Oct iioIte
9eI66 er e:;S0a fun pofiet forboG0s.
oiS li6t / 6e ii0Ite ii @or.
Gen Sum, ser aarGigt onpen6es
til ionitGre 5oronitoltringer, er iaa.
IeOe5 en- meoet betp6eIig Gum, fife
min6it naar Ben iammenlignes meo
0e andre chile lt6giftSpo1ter.
5 bpilfen @rao far man MI for.
maaet for oenne 6etoOeIi9e aarlige
llOgiit at forinne Sll0ien me0 2p.
ger % SoipitnIer? Serom I Ell fsI.
genoe Mrtifel.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-05-13

fort og go0t 2psifper. Oct CT egent.
Zig f6rit Spge 9robe, Ser bar fert
BET afg6renoe 9eois for, at Some
terne life oannes / Soroers atmos.
fpre, 6oao man / Acknowledged tro-
eoe paa be Cher. Wteo De Waales
apperater, ser itoo til bans Haa0ig-
be0, paaDiite ban nemlig, at So.
meterne life bite nogen Barallnre;
fra bbilfen JON GeIit SteO man emo
io9ttog Dem, oiite De in9en 5orifp0.
ming paa SimmeD6agerun0en, boa0
De maate babe 9iort, oeriom De fore.
fom / De atmoiferiife Gag. Spge
9rabe ilutte0e 6eraf, at De matte
oPre lpn9ere 6orte emo Maonen.
Siplpemioler f~orbe0re0es - napnlig
| Nnale.gjeme0 = bar man faaet
en- flnrere 6oreitiGinq al aometer.
mes V~eOp9elle | BeroenSrummet.
Gen biOtiI iom oImen9pl6ig an-
togne 8eori ON 9ometerneS fos-
m%ogoniife*) Sitting bar oeret oen,
at en- min0re Grippe al Dem tilbsrte
Solpitemet iom perio0iife, meoen8
langt ben iterIte Del of Sc iogttagne
aometer par iffe-perio0iife, og fun
gqIte0e Solipitemet Ben iamme enc
Sang. af9erelien al booroi0t Ell
~iagttagen Sonnet 6grte til 0en enc
eaer ben anoen al oi8ie Gategorier,
afbong af 6ormen al ben 9one, 6por-
I aonleten ~6eo9geOe Jig. @ar 9anen
Ell @llipie, beo9ge0e 9ometen ia
altlao en- ilnttet areoS ON Solen,
% maatte iom 56lge 0erai biie iig
i9en me0 Wellemrum, Der af6ong Al
6llipiens it6rre e1er min0re 2ana.
ltraft6eo: bar altiaa perio0iif. 8ar
9anen 0erimo6 en- 8ara6eI eQer Ell
9Dperbel (&e9leinitliier ligeiom 81.
lipien % Girflen), 6enfsrtes Some.
ten til De iffesperio0iife, efterjom
Den, naar Sen bepegeoe Jig / Ell pare.
bolif eler 6pperboIif 9ane - 0ois
@rene f%ierner jig ira 6innnoen / oes
lenoeliae fife oil ~pasiere ct
beItemt 8unft / 8nnen mere emo en-
Gang. Gn iaa6an Sonnet o1to0e8 to
linere at beopge Jig ira Stierns'r.
item til StjerneipitemL life unoer.
faitet Ell enfeIt SentralfIo0es Ouer.
5erreoemme - fort ingt: Ga9obol is
/ 9er0ensrummet.
Saaleoes bar Opfotteli EN- al Sc.
meternes sitting / 9eroensipItemer,
o9 i%aale0es bill man ie oen fre.n.
ltiaet / De bi0til ll69ione oitrono.
MITE 9prebsger. Men / 6oltne Op.
~fattelie al &ometernes geoeaeiie er
Der / De ienere @ar ifet en- nie9ct
oGientlig 6oranorine, for fife al
iige OmopItnina, efter at TO rem.
ragenoe astronomer, nemlia @re-
fesior oeo S~sbenboons llnioeriitet,
@lis Strem0ren % 6ranifmanoen
o. 6apet, bar iert 9eoiiet for, at
aometbanerne er me9et langitrafte
@aipier, % at Der meo andre Or6
life er iioget, Der beo6er iffe.peri.
ooiife og tiI6prer port Solipitem.
(Sllttes.)
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-05-13

(Sluttes paa SIDE g.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-05-13

ON aometernes Natur og Op-
rin0elie bar man lGnge ueniee, og
isrit ben iiOite SaloOel al oct 10.
Iar6nn0reoe braete Spsrgsmaalet
til en- Gfgerelie, | bpilfen Ser oog
fremoeles er mango Suller.
sos YtoIemaos timber man life
aometer n9bnt, og T. CTS. ariitoteles
- oa meo bom aroberre - betrog-
teoe aometerne Tom Sremtonineer
| SorSotmoifpren. 9enofrotes %
econ ira aleronoria falote Dem
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-05-13

8oar hi tilbage / Chen og logger
Merfe til ti6li9ere Optegnefier ON
aometer, Ter ri bel, at Ser bar
bit FIG mango itore 9ometer, men oct
er ret pnafnloen0e, at De itsrite
aometfremtoninger aIe bar funoet
Ste6 | Olotioen. Snis man oo tor
fpite 2io til Sc o~berleoereoe ge.
retningerl De fleIte al 6isie gsr mem.
lig ct ioa itprft farbet Snotrpf, at
man ielu ON 9eretninqen | og
for fig beiiooer Sen piSenifabelige
BProi of De fditilnar en- Gomets
Silibnefomit = pift gsr fIoet t at
ie Iiot ifeptiif poo Dem.
SaaIeoes ifufoe = efter fineiiife
Sptegnelier - en- Sonnet babe for.
onnSlet Iat til Dag, ina at inaen
Stierner fun0e ies inmtioig meo
Gometen. Seneca beretter ON EN-
Itor, rs6 aomet oaf Moonens
Stsrrelie". Ranr man enobi0ere Ie.
Ter ON en- onoen itor Gomet - poa
3eros Tio = ser ifuloe booe for.
ounflet felipe Ben opganenoe Sol,
paatrGn9er Sen Opfottelie fig uuiI.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-05-13

y StiIlins I gerOenSrummet.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-09-08
THOSE V SHAPED
EVENING GOWNS.
Mrs. OeIriChS' Pertinent CTiii-
ClsIn Of One She BeheId.

Mrs. Herman Oelrlchs, the best
dressed woman in Newport, criticised
very pertinently at recent dinner the
new dinner gowns of Paquin and Cal
lot.
These elinging and filmy gowns are
chiefly remarkable for the V shaped
back that they possess. The Wit is
Incredible. but 1t is true-opens all the
way down to the waist line. At the
gala performance In Paris given by
the Metropolitan Opera company OF
New York--the most successful per-
Torrance Paris ever saw and one
whereat $4,000 was gained for the
Pluyiose vietims-many of the beau
tiful Americans In the forty dollar on.
chestra seats wore these daring gowns.
and now at Newport they are often to
be seen.
Mrs. 0elrichs stared at one with
astounded eyes at a dinner. and her
neighbor said
isn't that new gown of Mrs. Blanks
d dream7 Old Mr.. Blank is SO de-
voted. They say that everything he
makes goes on his wife's back
Mrs. Oelriehs. her eye fixed on the
gowns terrible Y, said, with smile:
well. he must be making very lit
tile, them
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-09-08
THE COLLEGE GIRL
AND Her WARDROBE
Just Like Any Other Girls, Says
Recent Graduate.

$50 far as have observed" said q
recent girl graduate when asked about
clothes for college girl. the only
difference between the wardrobe for a
girl In college and the same girl Il she
were not lii college is the gym suit.
College girls dress just exactly as 9th
er girls do. Some Of them live In
shirt waists. and some have half a
dozen more or less elaborate one piece
costumes just for the class room. a
girl wears what she likes and what
she can afford 10 college as well as
out.
IAN these articles In the magazine
telling a girl what clothes she will
need at college make me rather tired
As If q girl sensible enough to go to
college didn't know she'd need shirt
waists and d party dress and rain.
coat Advice about shoes and under
clothes. toe. always amuses me. Ev-
cry girl knows the kind she likes. and
she isn't going TO change just because
she lives IN dorlnitory. IL she is
fussy about her shoes she win really
need several pairs; IL she isn't fussy
she can get along with the one stout
pair of walking shoes for every day
and q better pair for dress up, which
the wardrobe guides talk about
Another funny thing about these.
wardrobe guides Is that they seem to-
take It for granted that q girl is go
Ing to have all new clothes TO start
out with. As If we didn't have any
decent shoes before we atarted to col.
lege and as II we had worn out every
shirt waist we had in high school.
did have new suit and d silk waist
to match 1t when / first went away
but really ean't remember anything
else. just took what had aud then
got what new things | needed at
Christmas time No college girl Is
helplessly remote from i clothes sup
ply. IL she cant get home she can
write, and no college IS so far away
from city that ii Is impossible tc
buy anything new from September to
May. found Il il good plan to wait
each year and end out what really
needed. then tsuy It. Whit sou must
have u gym suit
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-09-08
Marx Twain on Hens.

When Mark Twain was the city ed
itor Of the Virginia City Enterprise he
frightened up the paper in all sorts Of
quaint ways.
Thus now and then he would write
the ANSWERS to Correspondents" col
umn, filling 1t with paragraphs such as
this.
Dear Editor What is the matter
with my hens? Every morning find
two or three of them laid ont cold and
stiff on the hencoop floor What treat
ment do you dvise?-Poultry. Your
hens. Poultry it is plain from your
letter, are suffering from death. This
is very common complaint. For 1t
we would prescribe BURIAL"
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-09-08
THE HANDBOOK
Of HYMEN.
What Education Did For Tso
SnoNbound Prospectors.
BY o. HENRY.

copyright, 1907, by the Mcclure compass, !,
IT'S the opinion of myself. sanderson
Pratt. who sets this down. that the
educational system of the United
States should be In the hands of the
weather bureau. can give you good
reasons for IL, and you can't tell me
why our college professors shouldn't
be transferred to the meteorological!
department. They have been learned
to read, and they could very easily
glance at the morning papers and then
wire In to the main Office what kind
Of weather to expect. But there's the
other side of the proposition. | am
going ON to tell you how the weather
furnished me and Idaho Green with d
elegant education.
We was up in the Bitter Root noun.
tains over the Montana line prospect
| Ing for gold. A chin whiskered man
In Walla Walla, carrying line of
hope as excess baggage, had grub
staked us, and there we was In the
foothills pecking away with enough
grub on hand to last an army through
a peace conference.
Along one day comes a mail rider
over the mountains from Carlos and
stops to eat three cans of greengages
and leave US a newspaper of modern
date. This paper prints a system Of
premonitions Of the weather, and the
card It dealt Bitter Root mountains
from the bottom of the deck was
warmer and fair. with light westerly
breezes.n
That evening 1t began TO snow, with
the wind strong In the east Me and
idaho moved camp into an old empty
cabin higher up the mountain, think
ing 1t was only November furry. But
after falling three foot on level II
went TO work in earnest. and we knew
we was showed In.
When the FIRST snowflaEes fell me
and Idaho Green laughed at each 9th
er's jokes and praised the stuff we
turned out OF a skillet and called bread.
At the end Of three weeks idaho makes
this kind of edict to me. Says be:
II never exactly heard sour milk
dropping out of balloon on the bot
tom Of tin pan. but have an idea
It would be music of the spears COM
pared TO this attenuated stream of
asphyxiated thought that emanates out
Of your organs of conversation. The
kind Of half masticated noises that you
emit every day puts me in mind of
cows cud, only she's lady enough to
keep hers TO herself and you Amt.
Mr.. Green says |. you having
been friend of mine once. | have
some hesitations in confessing TO you
that IL ! had my choice for society be-
tween you and common yellow. three