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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10

AS old Knute goes, so goes Min
nesota."
That is the theory on which the
great mass of republican voters in
Minnesota decide public questions
of moment, according to member
of the house from that state.
They tell a story in the senate
cloakrooms about a campaign ora
tor who was delivering speeches in
Minnesota. He marveled at the hold
Nelson had on the people of the
state One cay he was discussing
the subject with a Norwegian polit-
ical boss. To his amazement he
discovered that the rest of the folks
in Washington were generally sup
posed to have something to do with
shaping the destiny of the nation
were a lot of amateurs when com
pared with Nelson. He therefore
decided to put the matter to a 81.
preme test.
"Knute Nelson" the Norwegian
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10

Lots wife may have looked back
and then again she may have talk
ed back
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10

One day small Madge heard hei
mother say there wasn't a match IN
the house Never mind, nam ma.
said the little miss, when | say my
prayers tonight I'll ask God to send
us box"
"Eut why ask God for Matches
queried the surprised parent.
Cause" answered Madge, Aunt
Jennie says matches are made in
heaven Chicago News
1t was Flossie's first day at school.
Her name had been registered and
the teacher asked: Have you any
brothers or sisters?'
Are you the oldest one in the
family?'
"Oh, no, ma'am" returned Flossie.
Pa and mas both older'n me. -
Woman's Home Companion.
A physician, at a dinner in Den
yer, sneered at certain biblical mi
racles.
Lazarus, he said. was raised
from the dead-and yet ! don't see
any dead folks being raised in our
time
No" said Rev Herbert H. Tres
ham. the biblical scholar, with a
smile. Modern medical science has
progressed too far for that, eh?"-
ST. Louis Globe Democrat.
A writer in the Westminster Ga
zette says the most popular joke
which has been published in any
language in the history of the world
is stated to be that which appeared
in an obscure corner of the Punch
Almanac for 1S45. 1t read: advice
to persons about to marry-.Dont!'
1t would be interesting to know whC
was its author. Another, founde
on a similar subject, was the "Ad
vice to persons who have fallen IA
/ love-Fall out" One of the most
brilliant things that ever appeared
/ in Punch's columns was the briei
dialogue between an inquiring child
and his impatient parent: What
is mind?" ''No matter" What I:
natter" Never mind. ."-Buffa {
/ Commercial.
Laura, said Mr.. Kajones, who
was looking over some old bills
when was it we had that last jot
of plumbing done in the basement? p
THAT was the second week in No
vember of last year"
How do you know
1T was the week when Bessie
had the toothache and did't buy any
candy. y."-Chicago Tribune
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10

In the Ragged mountains OF Vir-
sinia dwell a primitive folk, who. it
is said, live mostly on wild berries
and philanthropic old ladies. A
northern man who visited this sec
tion was greatly shocked one day
to see two OF these mountain women
busily engaged in pulling each 9th
ers hair and tearing each others
clothes. II was only by sheer dint
OF muscle that he finally succeeded
In getting the two combatants
apart.
Aren't you two ashamed of your
selves to fight like that" he de-
manded What were you fighting
about, anyway"
Dusty, disheveled, perspiring, they
paused a moment, and then one OF
them, pushing the struggling locks
back from her eyes, replied: We'll
mister, what's er lady ter do when
another lady cusses her?'-Lippin
colts.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-08-17
THE FAIRIES GONE.
MEMORY LINGERS
CHAMPAGNE STARTS THE BALL
Young FEILOMS still. SEE
BJTIERiIN VISIONS.

Not $50 very long ago there We're
two manirW, girls that one day hap
pened into au eastern oklahoma city.
II looked pretty good stamping
grounds apparently for they began
thereafter to plN their vocation of poll
ishine the horny substance on the top
side of finger ends and did a rat
tling good business. Ills said
And why not They We're real fair
les much like the ones auuty one time
told about only those were imJgin-
AIRY Perhaps butterflies would be the
better word o. usr iu relation to
them Their figures We're catchy and
conspicuous ON the streets. and be it
known that IN that certain city there
was many young fellow wise in the
ways Of the world who became quite
fascinated boy their eNqulstene1s OF
charms
one two. three weeks, Ills said,
went by and th, pretty creatures are
reaping golden harvest from the
patronage which they received in their
calling It cost only a couple Of dol
lars to get the super1uous meat sur
rounding the nail 10 vanish beneath
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-08-17
luLps lNro rIr c,Mr,lGN.

unN FIELDS continues 90 amply justify the ad-
\ mtauou uud confidence of hf friends ppd ad-
murrs Returning from PENNSYLVANIA Saturday
~ whittier he vas called 20 attend io some business
m1Icn In connection with me estate NJ his father who
died duuuF lhc primary comparu. Ar Fields Nr act
ala to wuc Joseph McNch letter oonpraWatug him
ou hs victory aud rendering hi. services boo M" ramparn
There VaF not whine over the result tha made
NrNra winner ana himself loser. not 70 moments
hortou Instead of this hc scot letter of hearty ron
CALCULATIONS 90 the candidate aud tender of fcNcrn.
while ro friends aud supporters there went letters okng
aggressive ana loynl support of me uckrt
Aud in me campaign Fields viii do splendid WORK for
hc ticket The that Fields has the confidence of
10 mort or o,ahoma voters both Republicans ana Demo
ours men who know him to be- above me smaller par
tfm uicr aod vilcn men who value he advice ana trust
b,s Judgment implicitly MI McNcal could not possibly
have greater uld than hr defeated opponent
An of this is tAaory what The world expected Of M
Fields II has learned Co know the man wr'l dunnF the
Iusl trw moohr II has measured him from every onrr.
weighed him by every standard lhot be- used In the
political same, applied cycl Drat known. Aud the result
ut il ul s mis mature. deliberate conviction.
sooner later the citizenship Of his state VIII under
stand that here a exactly the upc OF man mat III public
frrcc requires, uud hc win then be- called o the hrng
line aud pycn hls command John Fields may not be- the
hrN Republican governor Of oklahoma but lust
he lives aud continues to cyncc an interest In political
arahs In uln commonwealth Just that s destined
be- called into the public service Of the state in prom
iucn capacity The World ls not given to Idle forecasts
Of political but does hesitate To risk ~ udp
mont on TIM seldom indeed has O man possessed such
elements uf strength and at the same time occupied
position OF such strategic advantage Fields of okla
homo In the present posture OF the political affairs Of hs
state ana panty and without ultimately attaining
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-08-17
General Summary Of Annual
CropsShows Country Well Fixed

lhr uusr three years past ON account
uf hp shortage OF food uud excessive
d,muud THE impairment of QUA
uurk aud herds was cause ui Errn
alarm % year ago but the large corn
crop h#t year, despite ltH inferior
hippmr qualities enabled the TAR
m,r tu Increase hlH hogs uud cattle
rhu years crop ut corn nnd oau
promises ample food 10 bring stock {,
maturity md tu provide for turthe'
increase
There has been u smal 'hurlaN" col
hay over most ul the country but lhi'
great Iuarc crop is up to The aN'raGi
uI GO.UOU.UUO tons uud the supplloI
from former years are estimated aI
equal tu mu years. demand. II u
one crop that b. stored on the im1I
from yu.r to year tu provide uEulw|
the contingency of q short ErowthI
lhc cold weather In the httrr pal|
nr ihu spring and cWy SUNNI"
which made the great wheat yield
rut ulr the hay crop and later thI
West was held back by the druuil|
I. h...tI.I...f I..t .s f-fs
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-08-17
WE HAVE ON SALE.

I Range that cost $500, for $1,000
] Detroit Jewel Cooker, cost $4,000
Tor ,,,.,,..,,,,.,.,, $1,000
New Method Coukcr cost t26.0O,
Tor t,st.'',',.,,r.t,, t,,,...,, SlO aO
2 Small Cookers cost $1,000, for
tU'h ..tt. t,,t'ft t,,,t,,,',,, Ah'oO
Mattresses, new, worth $3.50,
Iul ,s,tstr.st.,,. ...t,,..,,,,, h,uO
Mattresses, new, worth SIS 500, for $500
Mattresses, new, worth $500, for $500
Bed Springs and other Furniture at
similar prices,
WARD STORAGE 90.
l05 ~ Boulder. Phone 1904.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-08-17

cr will YOU
lrGt gang of
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-08-17

Western Association
Joplin. b, Sapulpa, lO-S
Enid 90, Guthrie, ~.
American Association
Indianapolis. g. Louisville 3.
Milwaukee, 20. Kansas CitN 0-G
ST Paul, .; Minneapolis T.
Columbus, rs, Toledo, 81
National League.
No games scheduled
Ncmricnn League,
Detroit s., Washington. 0,
Boston I-5, 81 Louis. "a.
Chicago i-t, New York l-5,
nf-..,.".., anuuH
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-08-17

OhsNs ''' se''s'''ss'
Western association
Sapulpn nt Joplin,
Guthrie NJ Enid,
American Association.
Toledo at Columbus
LouigNillo At indianapolis
Kansas GUY at Milwaukee
National League,
ST Louis Rt Boston,
Chicago at Brooklyn
Pltighurg at New YORK
Cincinnati at Philadelphia.
American League.
New York AZ Chicago.
Boston Ot 50 Louis
Philadelphia At Cleveland
Western League.
ST. Joseph at Lincoln
Denver at omaha,
pes Moiucs ~ Topeka,
Wichita at Sioux CITY
O.0s...'..o,. ....I..,.rH.
~ SUNDAY GAMES.
,-......- .. .. .,.. ... - -
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-08-17

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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-08-17

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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-08-17

ltr OF issues
Id Publishing
rupIrH uf tho
month ending
Hl,l coples
The state herald., 1910-08-05
Scientific Farming Lectures
Omaha, Neb., July l3, 1910.

Omaha, Neb., July 13, 1910.
Agent, Holyoke, Colo. Dear Sir:
Under special arrangements made
with Professor II. w. Campbell, the
Scientific Farmer, am pleased to be
able to advise you that he will deliver n
series of lectures in towns along the
Burlington Route during the month of
September. on scientific farming.
Please advise with the commercial
club and business men of your town,
notifying them that Professor Camp
bell will come there for one of these
lectures if desired. All that will be ex.
pected of the local town will be to pro.
vide hall for the lecture which would
be during an afternoon, and to provide
entertainment for Professor Campbell
and do such advertising of the lecture
as is thought advisable by the local peo-
pie.
Please give this matter consideration
as soon as practicable, and advise me il
your people desire Professor Campbell
for one of these lectures.
Yours truly,
ID. Glen Dcager, General Agent.
The state herald., 1910-08-05
B. & M. 10 Experiment
With Deep Wells at Akron

Akron. Colo. July 23. The Chicago.
Burlington q Quincy Railroad company
yesterday purchased from John K. Bucy
ten acres Of land. which joins the stock
yards. Tho price paid was $50 per acre
the highest price ever paid per acre for
this size tract Of dry upland In Wash
ington county. II is the intention OF
the railroad company To build resei'
voir on tho tract Of land.
II Ia probable that the purpose Of this
reservoir Ia 10 ascertain the length Of
time required To fill such reservoir by
bringing the water from the bottom Of
'SurlIngton's deep wells and thus TO
prove or disprove the feasibility Of oh.
taining water by tho method for the
purpose Of irrigatinv the uplands Of
al tern Colorado. Elk.
The state herald., 1910-08-05

The modern air-tight house is the
best friend Of the doctor. the druggist
and the undertaken.
The most approved remedy for tuber.
culosis nowadays is life in the opcr
and II patients weakened by the raw
ages OF consumption can flourish IL
fresh air and sunshine those who ar,
hale and hearty have nothing to fear
from such regimen.
DIR. Evans. head of the health depart.
ment Of Chicago. has accomplished
wonders in the public schools Of that
city by persuading the school authorit.
les to throw the windows and doors of
classrooms TO the freest possible cir
culaton Of fresh air. and TO reduce the
temperature maintained by the janitor
to that prevailing outdoors.
Under this sound and sane polio,
pupils improve in health and strength
throughout the term and naturally
make much better progress In thci
studies than was possible in the air
tight rooms Of the old system.
We are aware that money is spent to
give large buildings good ventilation
by pipe systems Of various kinds. but
as n matter Of fact II is all virtual,
wasted. Open doors and windows beat
all the patent systems Of ventilation
ever devised. Republican.
The state herald., 1910-08-05
COMMISSIONERS pRutflpINCs.
liolyokr Colo June

uolyohr Colo June iNlo
Board me, pursuan, to adiournm-n, prcses'
iob.r, y. Martin, 0us, johnson chairman ard
iohn Moofr oomrnissianer. and sc. E,ans rlefl
Minutes of last meeting r-ai aud approved
Claim of Colyef lifo. for ~ ss Tor flrnliut
Tot county ~ss allowed sin
claim Of N. Celeste DonnriiJ for postage an,
-'penss was allowed Tot hO
tlaim ~ ". c.ls.,. pont.ii, for a. - seftla
10 o.. supt ~as ailosed
Claim oi the iiolyota Lumber Co iot ~
bridge material vss allowed for iihi
tlaim oi s,slls sssis TOT 70 Tor ~sshins
for Strand ~as allowed Tor ~
clsim II Q Y olms,sd for n ~ fot services.
eosnty treasurer ~ss slio-ed tH u "a
Claim II O y oimstsd for sm ios postage
furnished ~as siio.ed tor $50
On motion tho county urasnr-ts monthly ~
port ~aa oftisfe.l hled
claim of q Holland 20 clerk dist eonri al
lowed fofsoo
The state herald., 1910-08-05

The platform democrats" as they
are pleased to call themselves to
distinguish themselves from common,
every day democrats, had announc-
ed a great blowout in Denver for
the evening of Aug. s have recently
announced an indefinite postponement
of the same. They give as their excuse
for so doing the claim that the proposed
holding OF this meeting had been mis-
interpreted by opponents of the extra
session.
1t is very plain to be seen that the
meeting was intended to influence
favorable action on the Shafroth para
mounts in the extra session and to
show the strength of the extra session
advocates. In its object, it was very
much of the same character of labor
union demonstration made in Denver
during the Waite extra session of 1894.
A majority Of the senate was opposed
to any legislation by the extra session
and had for some time refused to take
any action except to meet and adjourn
from time to time. So some of the
labor organizations gave it out publicly
that on certain day they would appear
in the senate lobby and by their pres
ence. demand that the senate proceed
to concider the measures that had been
passed in the house. They did appear
and packed the old senate lobby till
standing room was at premium.
Very naturally some extra session sem
ator, who wished to aid these patriots
in making telling demonstration.
arose and began a speech. When the
place for cheers was reached, pande-
monium broke loose in the lobby and
the yelling Of the crowd would have
done justice TO an Indian war dance.
This was intended for the opening
cheer Of the demonstration" but.
thanks TO Liutenant Governor Nichols,
1t was also the closing of the demon
stration az these demonstrating gentle.
men were very politely given to under
stand that, IL that kind of demonstrat-
len was repeated. the lobby of the
senate would be cleared in very shor,
order.
1t is certainly to the credit of the
men who called this proposed demon
sfrnfi hlowoit for Auy z that th.,,
have thought better Of the matter and
postponed the same indemnity. Il
would be sad commentary on the
character Of our legislators to say. by
the holding of such meetings as this.
that their constituents cannot safel,
trust them to do their duty without the
coercive demonstration Of such mass
meetings..
The state herald., 1910-08-05

CONSERVATION has spread in the ranks
of the extra sessionists by the report
that Roady Kenehan will not pay the
legislative solons during the time they
are in session. Says it will keep him
scratching to pay the expenses of the
last session, let alone an extra. Would
be terrible If democrat had to serve
without pay for his sing of commission
-Montrose Press.
The state herald., 1910-08-05

Prof A. E. Stevenson and family
left Holyoke Wednesday for Franklin
Neb., where they will make their home.
He has been elected as an instructor
in the Franklin high school and has
recently purchased residence property
in that city.
Prof and Mrs. Stevenson have many
friends in Holyoke who wish them
prosperity in their new home.
The state herald., 1910-08-05

The Sunday School rally held at Will
Woodlands on last Sunday was well at
tended there being about 175 people
present. The exercises of the day was
interesting and instructive and the
meeting resulted in increasing the en-
thusiasm for the Sunday School work.
The state herald., 1910-08-05
Bring in your orders for job work.
NJ. E. CHuHLH.

Divine service morning and evening
on Sunday at 1880 a. m. and $50 p. m.
SSunday School at 1890 a. m.
Epworth League at 7:3O p. m.
The Juniors will meet at 3p. m.
Remember the church prayer meeting
on Wednesday at $50 p. m.
The choir practice on Thursday at
$50 p. m.
Morning The optimism of Christ.
Evening-The open door of opportuni-
ty.
An interesting League topic; Ray
Barnes leader. Come prepared to par
ticipate.
Don't forget the Bible class at the
Sunday School at 1890. Come and
bring your children.
WILLIAM d. WALLER, Pastor.
The state herald., 1910-08-05
R N. Whites new dwelling house i,
rapidly nearing completion.

1t is reported that W. J. Bryan is
making arrangements to change his
place of residence from Nebraska to
Texas. He evidently wishes to make
sure that he is living in democratic
state.
The state herald., 1910-08-05

The members of the Junior Epworth
League enjoyed picnic last evening
on the school grounds. The little
folks report fine time.
The state herald., 1910-08-05

If parties desiring to send away cloth
ing to be laundried will phone theSears
Hotel, the clothing will be called forat
the house.
The state herald., 1910-08-05

There was general rain over the
county last night and it is still raining
as we go to press.
The state herald., 1910-08-05

The Holyoke ball team played eight
games on their recent tour into Ncbras-
ka and won out Of that number. The
scores were as follows: Imperial to
4 in favor Of Holyokc: Palisadc. 10 to 4
IN favor Holyoke; Lebanon. 3 TO 2 in
tSsor Of Lebanon: Beaver City. 6 to 4
in favor Of Beaver City; Orleans. . to 4
In favor Of Orleans; Cambridge. o To !
IN favor Of Holyokc; Holbrook. 10 to q
In favor Of Holyoke and Imperial. 10 to
s In favor Of Holyokc. The boys re-
turned home last week.
The state herald., 1910-08-05

Coal oil, gasoline and ground feed fol
sale. M. Zoll.
The state herald., 1910-08-05
Baptist Church

Sunday School 1890
Morning worship 1l:3O
B. Y. P. U. 7:3O p. m.
Evening preaching $50
Mornings THE Two Paths" Evening"
Christ Our Sacrifice" Following the
morning service the Lords Supper.
Every member should be present.
By what authority do you delegate
your Christian service to another? If
they do you work they will receive the
blessing that you should have.
d. M. TINDER. PASTOR.
The state herald., 1910-08-05

have two good saddles for sale.
Cherp. See me at once. J. Ray Barnes.
The state herald., 1910-08-05

We have the only real refrigerators
n town. Come in and see them. Col.
yer Bros. a22
The state herald., 1910-08-05
G. M. MOWRY.

Go to Scheunemann's Store for your
groceries. The best in town.
The state herald., 1910-08-05

T. H. Moon and son returned Thurs
by from a trip into Arkansas.
The state herald., 1910-08-05

7. c. Christ, who has edited and pub
lishcd the Phillips County Republican
for the past two years. has severed his
connection with the paper and he. Mrs.
Christ and her parents. left Mon
day for Sterling where they will pake
their home. =
Mr.. and Mrs. Christ. during their stay
in Holyoke, made good many friends
who regret TO see them leave the town.
The state herald., 1910-08-05
Report Of Finance Com. Of
Fourth Of July Funds 1910

Balance left from 1909 fiia.7s
Collected from citizens 1910 3o3.9O
I" 90 concessions by c. Il.
Sears $500
Collected from G. W. Holland for
concession 500
Collected from citizens for ball fund270o
Total on hand Jnly ith 1910 sisi.7s
Expenses as follows
For posters & express on same s6.iC
Postage o.C. Zingg for adds in Denver
paper ti,O0I
Holyokc band 800
Ball team Julesburg 5o.0c
Holyoke team i0.0t
Prizes In contests 1900
Holyoke Lumber Co. $50
W. A. Olmstend labor 400
Lee johnson labor .7b
7. Z. CriAt printing programs 3.3f
Marshalls-vsn Kirk q Wondcriich 9. 90
r. Baker labor 5.Go
J. A. Peterson FIRE works powder
oranges and pies 1880
James Young Co drayage i.2b
u. j. Newman lights is.lt
A. Seheunemsn oranTeS..& potatoes i.57
c, +. Allen flags 100
ColscrlBror cleaning ball ground TO- q
Geo Wash labor 7.0c
Total paid out up TO Aug 1910 sili.ii
tisi. ~
slii.i7
Balance left 1910 $40. sa
P,S. Struble Treas.
The state herald., 1910-08-05
Patronize your home creamery.

Sell your cream to the holyoke Cream
cry Co.
The state herald., 1910-08-05
Air-tight houses and Health.

d. Glen Deaver, General Agent
The Lamar register., 1910-03-23

C. NJ. Lee spent today in Las
Animas on business
Judge Henry Hunter was here on
Monday holding court.
C. C. Huddleston Is now drivine
q big new velie car Just purchased.
Sheriff Simpson has Joined the
auto brigade and is driving a Ford.
Born-To Mr. and Mrs. August
Trantow last Thursday. a fine girl.
Oscar Strain. the McClave mayor
and merchant. was a Lamar visitor
today.
Born-To Mr.. and Mrs. John
Peters on last Thursday. a bounc--
Ing boy.
Mr.. E. II. Gerceke. manager of
the Lamar factory of the A. B. s.
Co., made a short trip to Topeka
last week.
Fred Kelsey says the distance
from Rocky Ford to Fowler is grow
ing more rapidly than alfalfa. Just
ask him about it.
Mr.. w. d. O'Neil reports n fine
boy as being added to his home to-
day The little fellow has been
named Arthur Groves O'Neil.
A. w. Hutchinson and wife and
the baby returned this week from
New Mexico and are again occupy
ing their home in Bent's addition.