The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-26


town yesterday, prepared to buck TIL
meat trust He car
q ried his rusty riff,
across his lap, Will,
Bill, Jr,. held TIL,
ISL reins and the whip
u ., He made oath to TIL,
/ GGSN crowd which quickl,
~ bought his produce
/ [(WSS that he had run into
]: !. !. !: ! ]:
| AlNl III a nest of rabbits
I S&(l.A shooting them taste,
NA1B than his rifle could
TTN $50 bark. Moreover, he
liza made oath again that
EnM each rabbit was shot
/ lAH through the head. sc
WI as not to destroy
N4, " any of the meat.
e i've got one left
hind foot for every
sunragettc there Is" said Bill. as he
ambled into saloon and called for
the biggest 10-ccnt drink of whiskey
! In the shop. This meat trust can't
| i've always on the fat of the land.
We've got to crush it. BY going into
the fields like our ancestors we can
supply the table. People who are
swearing off from the meat diet must
have rabbit hash. and If you want the
right ingredients then you've got ia
see Skillitt.
Brace for Captain Baker.
But what hurts me most" hc con.
tinued. with a sigh, sis the fact that
.hey say my delegate. Mr.. Throckmor-
ton, has repudiated me as one OF his
Hennerracker constituents. He saws
I'm one of Captain Bakers constitu.
ents
Well if that's SO Captain Baker is
to 70 get the r,,- finest brace of rabbits in
lows know whether Ridesway Moore
Knows I've returned? You know
must be counted in the next census
and I don't want to go down into his
tory as a dweller in Texas
BIZ called for another drink and the
man man behind the bar gave him ono that
was big enough to vote. NV my,
friend" said the famous hunter. "vou
are the real prince" Then reaching
q, into the pocket of his great coat
ne pulled out rabbit. which he passed
eyer eyer the bar. Here. pal" he said,
take that home and try II on your
piano"
Prohibition In Gcorgin.
;. Ss Skillitt continued to lick up the
ne hnalis the little crowd that gather
ed around to hear his talk was amazed
Somebody suggested that according to
common reports Bill was a prohibi-
ZIONIST. -
= hopo 1 may drop dead IL yor
a sWarea si We, me me the disgust" he an
to- t., :. fight csll mo prohibitionist, a
suffragette or a believer in DR. Cool,
You cant legislate morality down a
mans throat as a chaser. 1 stopped
found - so tSat ,ha coming home and 1
aad done there was TO reduce the size
u the drink. There are just as many |
2ars, Just Us many drunks. only the
peer glasses are like thimbles and
rs. = Whlskey goblets can only be seen
'uss II. They charged exposition prices
a georgia. too; even the BARRIERS are
lRected by the high cost of living. or
use they would not have charged mo
10, to;oo LOT shave, haircut and a |
tue swect-srnelling syrup on my
a.. Not n Suffrngettc.
N w why in the name Of your
'on Mite should ANYBODY take me
,ome Z ,r sniiIragette? There's Nish at
lpout things she don't know anythinr
bout, Just because its stylish. She
aE1e nome last night and asked me Il
i, a 81 IKE TO play bridge; told her
got to 1t, and | hope to raise the
line little sktllitts the same way T:
~. Her ilrst thing j knew she's be;
' shhnIlhg 10 vote see through the
sAoie business. Its lobby started
'as pt ha,d my oid friend DR.. Taylor, who
apnits. ! met my friend Morgan
i = up by the new Y. NJ G. A. to-
az ,y, and he put me next to that"
. =. Inc ntile sklllitt boy who was walt
# to sleep. Once Eli Vent to pt The
DOR to see II everything was going
YELL and the breath Of fresh air Inc
reased his thirst Coming hack to
, ~ par ne called for another big one,
! II nHa ~ "a another rabbit, friend" he
ald to the man who showed him the
lass, as he pulled 1t out or another
ocket n his overcoat. "Therc amt
. = rapplt trust, and you can eat 'em
litHouI breaking the pledge
=, Rnbbits Help Complexion.
Ihey are good for the nerves. good :
- ~, me n ddo,nnpie%ion. good for the dlges-
ION ana they make old maids hopeful
~, ~ t apry. You cat a rabbit every
Id Ponce e. De soI IIsoa ana ~ you VIII have aye
rom : on The deuce. I know what I'm
a u about, [ tried to make Nish
q. EN-. but She said she preferred
= e / ? hi sandwiches and tea. Now You
man '. sto ,nnoit here" hesrcmarked to
cad foremost from IN inside. coat
!, ~! ana barbecue Ii for your wife.
hnn '- na,,a sHe Won't ask you for an
bnttr III ioF II there's anything
attit mn NJ, u Wol.an It's barbecued.
a an,t me trouble is, some peoples
? 70, e, what its worth, rabbit cooked
!, Inc !. o!a fashioned way won't hurt
ca 8 . - cures everything from measles
, 'o on, Nlsh Today that II I ever got
! congresa ! WAS going to make tfatl
% : ~, song, Lot tho Women DO tho
yDTh, 70 The Work. 30 the Work.
, n i tinna Men stand Around ind Play;
~ ~, h - ,,, anthem" whereat Bill be-
IN 70 mum ana dance. Az he was
.orjbm "a ma,Wk,Nwardly a politician slyly
emche mon ~ lho hunter's pocket to SEQ
~, ",nre rabbits no had.
oe.,o, =" boost New Laws
on low,,n 70 me Ike you've got thntI
~ on MIN nrn trained" said Bill. "but II
Z r. n I I'o,e a' q, No rabbit coming out
'aa n ,,oin IN IN his coat lust as IL Dill
" ~ "hp'"ef hermann tho Great
pend an hi" .bIE, 9 ,ln home b fHn sot
s no TX nbo NE LcRislature to-lnorrow
nsaod I NO some new laws I want
he hiil I ~, y things ,lre dead up on
I'm IN I ror ~. Hhows. rvo gov to have II
,Io,hn ny money, and 4 don't know