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Bisbee daily review., 1910-11-23
Address ali Communications to THE HiSBEE DAILY REVIEW,
 Bisbee. Arizona.
NO BLUE BLOOD JUST COMMON CLAY.


 JUST COMMON CLAY.
 Dr. Woods Hutchinson has beei hurting the feelings of the exclusive set, so-cal- ed, in New York, other wise the Four Hundred by teliins them, in effect, that their boast O ancestry does not amount to [ row Of pins and that their aristo cratic blood may owe its chief dis tinetion to the fact that it is tainted with scrofula. And he adds;
 1.-The best thing for this coun--
 try is to get rid UT our useless
 So-called 'aristocracy. In truth, , /there is no such thing as an aristocracy' here It is the
 most arrant piece of nonsense
 for any one to calm that there
 is an aristocracy or old fami-
 lies or strains of the best blood
 here
 The truth is that there isn't
 an 'aristocratic' family in this
 country that couldn't be pro
 Gaeed in fifty years-if all the
 present members were to die out
 from the so-called lower ,
 classes
 T am not sure but that the
 strain produced by the lower
 classes would be better than
 than that of the present 'aris-
 tocracy This latter class, by
 the way, usually assists the dec
 imation of their number by
 drink and other vices"
 Dr. Hutchinson is one of those care-free iconoclasts who know where their next fricasee of chicken is coming rom. hence he can with perfect safety to himself tell the truth where others, cannot, no mat ter now much they would like to An iconoclast Is man who shat ters idols, and Dr. Hutchinson gets after those cherished dreams about grandpa being descended from the dock of Administer just as if he were addressing a clinic. And 1t is well. Some people who think they occupy both sides of the street in this world need to be jared once in while, and it will be good for CiaF- enee 3nd Genevieve to know that the hired man has better biood than they possess and very like was descended from the same pickpocket of the early sos.
 When a man gets a bundle of money as big around as a steers neck he is likely to have some funny ideas about himself and fam fly that run in various channels, but along with the other acquired no tons he never fails to discovei that his blood is more or less blue and he hires an expert to make a family tree to prove his case. It occurs to him tha. ne is a large sized pollywog in the rain barrel, and if his fellow men don't know it right away, the next thing on the program is to devise ways and means to let them know. He hasn't any doubt in the world that personal might, rather than Providence, ac- counts for the bank roll and that special favors not enjoyed by the common herd explain the blue blood Then comes along a frank individual like Dr. Hutchinson to spoil the fools paradise and conjure unpleasant memories of the time when he worked in livery stable for sl75 a day
 IT there were anything in this aristocracy business it ought ts impress the English poets, bat they have only used their license to be rude. or perchance. to use the sur xeon's lancet in exposing the tainted haood tp vSew. After . few years
 ~a>.<4c- ohaervatfon and as
Bisbee daily review., 1910-11-23

The constitutional convention turn ed down prohibition by a vote of 8 to 15- In doing this we believe the bunch did what will meet with the ap- proval of Ar1zuua
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-11-30
SOURCE OF RUBBER SUPPLY
New One Recently Has Seen Founc
in Mexico in the Falo
Amarillo Tree.

City of MeX.co.-AnOthcr practical
and very extensive source of crude
rubber supply was recently discovered
in the vicinity Of Guiana uatu. II is
the ralo amarillo tree. which grows
wild in Il broad score OF territory hO-
herirC tn" Pacific coast and extend irg
towards the interior i: lar as Guiana
iuato. The commercial possibilities Of
this tree as 4 producer "f rubber have
been thoroughly tested by the Mex
lean government ard By representa-
tiycs of large American interests that
are investing considerable capita! in
the new industry.
The r2iO amarillo tree bears no re
somblaucc to the suayuiC shrub fr2m
" hich large quantities of rubber arc
being manufactured in Northern Me-
leo and Southwestern Texas. This
tree is also of a different species from
the rubber tree of the tropical regions
If Mexico and other countries II az
tains a height OF about 30 feet. Its
trunk gets 10 be Of q thickness of one
growth. reaching commercial size in
FIVE years.
The news that tie pale amarillo
tree is being utilized for the ,lanufac
ture of crude rubber has caused z
number of independent rubber con.
Germs TO enter the new field of indus
Try, TO the extent that they are active
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-11-30

OF information. his standing as ~
educator and his power of leadership
took 4 prominent rGrt among The re
rublicaEs, who Were seeking the re
generation of their country. Se30i
liraga is a r0et and q philosopher. FOI
years he WAS professor OF literature
at Tie High Literary College in Lis
bon ard is an author OF note. In al
hc has published 1870 volumes and was
the last man ore would suspect of be
coming involved liz a revolution. II
is too early yet to predicate as 20 his
future, but one would expect the re-
public TO be safe in his hands.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-11-30
ARTIFICIAL EYEBALL OF GOLD
Surgical Feat That Is the Most Diff
cult Performance Known to
the Profession.

Geld. for the first time In the his
tory Of ocular science. has been sub
stituted for the natural jeilylike sub
ordinarily set. In an operation at the
jefferson hospital ut Philadelphia
gold was used to form the eyeball.
with the result that the glass eye
has all the appe arance Of a real eye.
The fixed and stony stare which fol-
replaced by the life and light asso
ciated with the sparkling eye Of ma
ture. This surgical feat. one of the
most difficult Of performance known
TO the practice. is considered by spe-
cialists as unique in the annals OF
marvellous operations.
William Senseman. a fifteen-year-
cid boy OF Buffalo. is the person who
is now carrying gold in his eye with
tho same compoSure IS he might car
~ that precious metal in his teeth.
Ten days ago he was playing in
TIE basement OF his home. With a
Ratchet he struck the concrete floor
ing. The cement vas shattered and
one Of the bits flew into his eye. The
tiny Bit Of cement panied his eye for
time. hut as the pain soon vanished.
the boy and his parents thought that
the particle had been naturally dis
lodged.
Unfortunately. the sight of that eye
grew fainter and fainter Then one
day the boy realized that blindness.
total blindness. had set in.
The hoy and his parents came to
the Jefferson hospital. The X-ray
failed TO locate the particle. Mathe-
NAUTICAL methods were then employed.
and tic exact position Of the bit Of
cement was determined.
Then all incisicn WIS made. so that
the magnet could be used to draw it
out: Eut the magnet had TO attrac-
ton fer the cement and that plan
failed. Blood poisoning was feared.
and il was necessary to remove the
whole eye.
To this tho hoy and his parents OBJ
iected on the ground that glass
eye vas so conspicuous. ThercUpc2
Tire surgeons were inspired to at
temp. the daring operation by which
tire golden cyehall WAS set in the
empty socket. Then the glass eye.
or pupil. vas fitted carefully into
the golden ball.
The trained observation of the spe-
ciaiist would b. required TO detect the
real from the false eye.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-11-30
John Henry
Entertains Friends
| By GEORGE v. HOBART

you'd think he wrote the game. He's
one of those fuffs who whistle for
the police when they lose so cents and
get the frosted Tribes when they win
4 dollar ninety.
Charlie Payne plays them close to
his shirt studs and always forgets' to
ante. His bad memory has saved a
lot Of money fer him.
Fred Parsons is one Of those loud
| players Every time he wins a pot
he bubbles all over like a settler va
ter going in glass. When he loses
he hits the table and says: ''Damma-
! iuckI Why didn't l throw away the
| other card?'
wasn't wise to the abilities of the
others. although l had a strong sus-
| uicion that Clara ]. Would put up a
regular Cherry Sister game. had
| never heard her speak of cards. and
was prepared to hear her ask any
minute il the king OF trumps beat =
four flush.
We played along for half an hour
| without anything painful happening.
Clara J. handled her cards As though
they were perfect strangers to each
ether and she was 4 trife nervous.
but sic t.aiicd along with the bunch.
For jim Nielsen they were coming
in carriages. He must lave besn six
dollars in. and. consequently. he vas
bursting with an iIwar:! joy.
Then cau2r a jackpot. which went
around three or four times. and was
finally orenci by Jim. We all stayed
in, and after the draw Il was just be-
ginning TO look cheerful. when Clara
]. said eagerly. oh. John. do skies
beat Iu!ls?"
Everybody present dipped up tit
tev, and the rOor girl looked ready
TO faint.
Sure" said. just TO bring her
back TO earth. AMI the game went on.
Jim be; his quarter and Charlie
Payne raised him. Clara J. vas next.
and She hoistei them both. to my
painful surprise.
The rest Of Us dropped ont. and so
did Charlie on the next lap.
II was Jim ard Clara J. for II. and
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-11-30

on tho p-painted foor. and handed
the whole plateful of hot meat to
Tacks
He reached for one chop with his
left eye and took the rest in his lap.
Malvina rushed cut in the kitchen.
crawled behind the gas range. and
refused to be comforted. She de-
ciared that some one had "cern'ly
conj'ahd" her. and then she raised
her voice in !amentation and didn't
stop talking for three mortal hours.
Otherwise our first dinner party
passed OF very pleasantly. Mother
expressed herself as charmed with our
encourage. and papa said that with
the exception of our facilities for
landing soup at tie right wharf we
we're all to the good.
The next day Clara ]. suggested
that We give q house-warming to our
friends
I'm for f." agreed. but YOU must
remember that We have quite bulky
bunch on our list. and as We car only
get a sprinkling Of them in here at
one time we'll have to give a con-
tinuous.'
Clara ]. undertook TO arrange that
detail. and shortly thereafter We gave
our first public performance
Eight friends arrived at the appoint
ed hour. and as there was only room
for SIX Of them in the fiat we stood
the surplus out IL the ma:a hall and
told them to hold an overflow meeting
During the first half hour We enter
tanned each other by getting wedsed
in the sittiag-room SO tightly that
Malvina lad to pry US out.
After that We made a solemn COM
pact never to try TO enter any ROOF,
in which four people had already as
sembled. This plan probably saved
the lives OF many present
After time my wife started to NAV
the piano. and two minutes later the
man who lived in the fiat above MS
sent down word that his kid was
asleep. and if We didn't stop beating
the music box he'd have US al
pinched.
l sent a nice. diplomatic message
to the man overhead. in which / men.
toned the name of place that Id
permit him to go to.
Then the man sent the ianitor after
me- told the janitor that this is a
free country. and he replied: Maybe
ii is. but you can't prove it."
So We started 10 cut out the music
and started a quarter limit game of
poker.
The players were Jim Nelson and
his wife. Charlie Payne. Fred Par.
sons. Clara J.. and myself.
jim Nelson thinks that when 1.
comes to poker he's about the warm.
ST little bundle CT nerves that ever
Apped a Jack. To hear him tall.
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with that she spread her hand out on
the table-forr skies and a seven-spot!
Stuns!
Jim framed his face in the sickliest
smile ! ever saw. and Mrs. Jim awoke
from her dry goods dream with .
start that nearly upset the table.
Cara J.. the bunco girl, Did you
hear Ter sly. John. do skies beat
f.&s!' !:s:: she a wonder. though?
After that the game seemed to
drag. and finally. when II broke up.
Jim was so much to the bad that Mrs.
Jim had made up her mind TO dis
charge their servant girl as soon as
she reached home.
When the company was gone ] said
to Clara j.: Where did You get that
fourth six. and who taught you the
game"
oh" she answered with a smile.
i just picked it up"
Which," said. 1.-The game or the
six?"
She never did answer me.
Copyright by G. W. Dillingham; Coz
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-11-30
Woman S'dmcd for Suicides,

Philadelph:a.-That suicide in this
country is largely contributed to be-
cause of wo,ran's invasion of mans
field Of work is the opinion Of DR.. John
Chalmers Da Costa. Moreover. he de-
ciares. this anil ether ills viii increase
if women persist in leaving the home
for business In = paper read before
the American Philosophical society
here Dr. Ia Costa said:
II woman continues 10 invade mans
calling she Will pay dreadful penalty
In INSANITY and suicide and in the i'd
ocy OF her progeny. and she will wreck
the chief hope Of civilization-the
clean. decent. happy home. The bla-
tam and militant sUffra-ette is well
along On the highway of degeneration"
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-11-30
The Pa!o Amarillo Tree.

" purchasing all the available tracts
Of trees in the territory that has not
been invaded bv the pioneer company.
il is expected that number OF indie,
pendent rubber marufact urirS plants
Will be established during the mex,
few months and that il vii! Eot be q
great while until the palo amarillo il.
dustry will rival that Of guayule rub,
Der. in which more than o. million
dollars gold has been Invested during
the last few years
With the assurance that the naic
amarillo tree and tie gu2yuIe shrub
can hc easily prora"a;ed and tat
their growth is adapted TO a large
area of country the question of the
possible rermanency of the rubber
surHly of TIE world is practically
solved
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-11-30
Men BARGAIN HUNTERS. TOO
Department Store Manager Says That
Women Haven't Anything on Male
Folks in That Came.

Tho manager Of the mems section of
a department store rncoiled 4 little
slam 1T The he-scx the other day.
The time has abcu: arrived" said
he. for male persons to stop giving
their women folks the comic supple
ment chOrtlc over their. the women's.
barcain-hunting activities.
"Wiyfor? Because in these DAYS
women haven't got 4 single thing on
the ma,c folks as bargain counter
tends. Then men arc Just as keen on
the trail Of the marked down stuff as
the women. and they're every bit as
pushy and scrappy in their method OF
sweeping upon til" bargain junk n
that.
Cant you sec that it won't fit YOU.
you loh?" growied the Grabber 1T the
man from whose head re had snatchad
the Eat. And it's just my size" he
added as he tut it on. and he loped up
to one Of the clerks. stuffed 81 25 into
tie clerks hand and vamCosed like a
man running away from cloudburst.
We'll. Of all the GALL grurtcd the
man from whose head the bonnie: had
been snatched.
lie was dead right growled the
fellow in the rear rows who'd OBJ
served the incident 'Whatchoo want
to do-hans around up front there all
day and give nobody else a chancer
Its only in quite recent years. you
see. that mon have come to appreciate
the cleverness of the woman's idea
in buying bargain stuff out of season.
Yes. it's time to dispense with this
comedy about women bargain hunters.
They're keen and nifty at that work,
but they haven't got anything what
ever on the male folks n that kind O:
work these days"
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-11-30

Clara J. and I had taken possession
Of our cute little dent in the middle
Of an imposing stone pile with q Pull
man car moniker. and for two weeks
We roamei among the furniture stores
measuring chairs and things to see il
they were small enough to so In the
fiat.
Finally. however. the toy home was
ready. and we moved in.
Clara Us delight was boCndless
when mamma and papa and lacks
came up that first evening and took
dinner with us.
It's true we al had TO sit cdge-on
at the table end get our meat cut in
the kitchen so as 10 avoid hitting each
other on the funny bone. but TIE idea
was good. nevertheless.
Surely IL makes g chaps heart swell
up and beat faster when he realizes
that for the first time in his life he's
paying house rent for himself and a
good mans daughter, even ii the
house isn't any bigger than a minute.
Our first experiment in the kitchen
Vas a colored lady named Malvina
She cooked entirely by hand. and
talked by machinery.
AS conversationaiist she was a
faster tongue trotter than the janitor.
although his assortment OF words
would probably get him the decision
on points.
Malvina was inclined to be stout.
and every time II was her cue to come
in and wait on the table ! got uD and
eft the room. 50 that she could move
abont without injuring our guests.
In the first round MaIvina spilled
4 bowl OF hot soup over fathers cow
lex. which showed 4 pretty anxiety
on her par; 20 make his visit a mem
,rable one.
Papa expressed a desire - swear.
80 l led him out to tSe Kitchen. put
MS head in the dumbwai;er shaft. and
told him to cut loose
lie fractured the walls and stopped
very clock in the house. but It made
lin feel better.
During the third round Malvina
came in with the lamb Chops. slipped
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-11-30

had TO sit there and watch her being
dragged to the SHAMELESS. power.csS
To help her.
Every time Jim said his little
speech she was back at him with 4
rIi.c.
could sec a whole months house
roli expenses travelling home in
Jim's pocket.
During those few terrible moments
III bet Mrs. Jim bought two new hats
and a taller made with the spoils her
robber husband was going TO haul in.
IL was cruel.
tried to give Clara J. the busic
&c cease firing. but she never once
looked in my direction.
Jim had nearly al! his chips in and
Clara J. had reached over and
touched my stack for a handful.
The pot looked as big as a bunch
of Christmas money. and I began to
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-11-30
PRESIDENT OF NEW REPUBLIC
Senior ThcophiIe Hrsga. WHO Was
Chosen to Hold the Reins OF
PortugsI's Government

disconnected among those who de-
throned King Manuel Of Portugal and
sent him 4 fugitive to the friendly
asylum of other shores is Senior The
ophile Braga, first president of the
Portuguese republic.
Senior Brasa has been styled the
Victor Hugo Of Portugal. He is the
son of Lisbon doctor and was born
In the Azores in 1913 His connection
with ropublicanism began in 1870. but
he did not become active in politics
until quite recently. Early in the
present year he was elected n deputy
for Lisbon and at once. owing 10 his
ability as a speaker. Lis great func
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-11-30

Ssvcn-year-old William had become
the proud owner o; a pet pig. and ,n-
sisted upon having al the care OF It
himself After n few weeks, as the
zig did rot seem TO thrive. his father
said 10 him:
William. I'm afraid you are not
feeding your pig enough. II does not
seen 70 Re fatterI2g at all"
Il don't want him 20 fatten yet"
William replied. knowingly. I'm wait
Ing until he gets 70 be as long as
want him, then III begin TO widen him
out "-Tit-Bits
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see visions Of deputy sherif,s running
Of with our furniture.
jim was breathing hard. and :
fancied l could almost hear him saw.
ing over and over to himself. This
is a sin and hate to Go 1t. but ! need
tie money"
Presently. when all his chips were
in. he repented and called Clara ].
AS he did so he threw a king full
OF bullets down On the table, and with
an apologize smile proceeded TO nuI,
in the gate receipts.
Clara J. said very coolly, won't
you walk slowly. Mr.. Nelson and
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-11-30
Ar E1carsiye S1ssc,

WashinSton.-NCt every creature
can swallow anC cher bigger than it.
self. but ihcre is = l:it.c water snake
4: the Aquarium that does this tandi-
=. Tie water s7ake i = foct and
half long and abs. - big around as
big lead pencil. say 4 Sc2nt sve-six-
teenths Of IL inch in diameter. bur il
will corner and caDtlre a kiilieish an
inch ard Z half !orS and c.osc 70 hat
All inch "a dia2'c-ey and gulp i DOWN
whole easily.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-11-30
COtI'Ir'f DO II

7 can't stay long" said the chair
man OF the committee from the col
cred church. Il Just came TO see I:
70 wouldn't join &c mission land"
''Fo de Ian sakes. honey" replied
the old NANNY, "doar' come 10 me!
can't even play a mout-o-Gar. -
UpptnCotts.
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On the Senators.

Tho Wit of Bishop Seth Ward
smuses Nashville frequently.
Bishop Ward. IN company with two
senators. came forth from a Nashville
reception tho other day and entered q
motor car.
"Ah. bishop" said one o. his COM
panions. you are no: Ike your mas
Ter. He WAS content to ride an ass"
Yes. and so should | be-" Bishop
Ward answered. but there's no such
animal 20 be got nowadays. They
make them all senator's"
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This Cat Hard to Kill.

When threshing operations were in
progress at farm in Sherwood For
est. near London. England. a few days
ago. two workmen heard a faint NEW
ing proceeding from the inside OF the
s,ack-built seventeen days previous
iy-and presently discovered the farm
house cat that had been missing du-
ring that interval.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-11-30
Mould Still Be Mark

Rusty Rufus-Say, Tom. wouldn't
it be great ef youse could git all de
eat an drink youse wanted BY list
pressin' a Iectric button?
Tired Thomas-It shore would-es
/ he'd somebody ter press de button
fer me.
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Got Our Of TIE SSblt.

7 see YOU have got q young man
stenograpbeT7"
Yes
Don't you think a Pretty girl
stenographer adds a great deal 20 tie
attraciiYeness OF an Officer"
Il suppose she does. but I cam.
dictate TO q woman somehow. s'pose
its because l have been married sc
kAorS"
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-11-30

A bachelor girls club Is an associa-
ton OF women who think they are
more likely to get husbands BY pre-
tending not to want them.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-11-30
DANGEROUS weapons-

Redd-Do you think they will ever
use automobiles In battles?
Greene-Well. il they want to make
a slaughter house Of the battlefield
they wiil!-Yonkers Statesman
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-11-30

Pneumonia and Consumption are a.
ways preceded by an ordinary cold. Ham
Inns Wizard Oil rubbed into the chest
draws out the inflammation. breaks up
the cold and prevents all serious trouble
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-11-30
pcttit's Eye Saive for 25c.

Relieves tired. conses.sd. inaamed and
core ey"s, CG'cklv stops eye hch-s. Al
druggists or Howard Bros. Buffalo. X. \.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-11-30

Visitor-And SO that IS what they
call the wild hcrse Of Patagonia What
20 you feed Il?
Zoo AtteaGant-Wnd oats.
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Twin Extravaaanees.

Il don't suppose there IS anything
gets out Of date quicker than . WON
ans hat?"
Unless II Is . battleship."
Some people are too fresh-but the
same thing can't be said Of eggs
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-11-30

Lewis Single Binder Sc cigar squall
In quality most loo cigars.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-11-30

Many q guilty man escapes because
dc is SO small he goes right through
he net.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-11-30

Whats tie sweetest kind OF Sue
se.s."
That which You achieve by acting
contrary 10 the advice O: your friends.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-11-30

II isn't every ball player who cao
make a bit ON the stage.
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How would you Iik. an Embossed and
bbbyless Legislature for a change?

Wrg. wfDslow's 500 hing Syrup.
eer chi..pu bs,it"nB ,i' gums G:r-- In
L. vi id collie. ~ a. ite-