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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
Beautiful wall coatings for Home.


In line with the progress of all other
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beautiful, perfect and sanitary wall
coatings for cur homes. Alabastine is
the name of rich, soft and velvety
preparation for the decoration of walls
and ceilings. II adheres to the walls
of its own adhesive qualities. 1t is in.
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put on that any one can follow the
printed directions on every package.
Any shade or tint is easily produced.
Alabastine is proof against insects or
disease germs SO prevalent in wall pa.
per. It does not rub off and fake like
kalsomine. A complete color plan for
the walls of the home and stencils to
help make the home beautiful, together
with a book about home decorations
and samples of color effects will all be
sent free by the Alabasttne Company,
49, Grandville avenue, Grand Rapids,
Mich This liberal offer to home deco.
rators deserves careful perusal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
Tnolets.

He wants To buy motor ear.
But he. alas, has not the money.
How trying our desires are,
He wants to buy motor car.
And yet his light purse proves bar
TO him it's anything but funny.
lie wants To buy motor car,
But he, alas, has not the money.
His wife Is disappointed. too.
She too. for machine is pning.
tAli this. of course, Is entire nous,
His wife is disappointed, too
Aud still there's nothing he can do.
Their dark cloud has no silver lining,
His wife Is disappointed. too.
She too, for a machine is pinlng
How many want Il motor car.
And yet. alas, have not the money
How yeXing our desires are,
How many want motor car
And find their poverty a bar
TO keep their lives from being sunny.
How many want motor car,
And yet. alas, have not the money
-Somerville journal
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
Italian Population Increasing.

The Italian Bureau of Emigration cal
culates that the number Of Italians re-
siding in the United States at the end
Of the first half of the year 1908 amount
ed to about 1.150,OOO, and that conse.
quently the population of Italian paren-
tage since the census of 1900 had in
creased by 1907 SOB. This calculation
is based on the yearly excess in the mum
her of Italian emigrants 10 America over
repatriatious as well rs the excess OF
births over deaths among Italians.
The Italian population IN peunsylva-
nia. New Jersey, New York. Rhode Is
land, Massachusetts and Connecticut is
reckoned at about l,300,0nO, more than
twu-thrds of the total number.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
The WAY Out.

Robert Henri, the well-known New
York painter, told, NJ a luncheon at the
Relleyue-Stratford in Philadelphia, II
story about art criticism
An art criticism is tolerahlc." he said.
except that which is insincere
The great Constable, at vanishing
day at the Royal Academy. paused he
fore As picture and said:
Very good. Especially the sky, The
sky is superb
Then he PASSED on to Il and said:
As picture is very bad. Go look az
II. The sky is like putty
So Il Went and looked and then eN-
claimed, as if to himself:
Why, ! ike the sky
Well cried A. the painter NJ the
picture. why shouldn't YOU like my sky =
But Constable said il was like put
ty. Il explained confuSedy
so 4, in furious rage. strobe up Ia
Constable and shouted
Constable, you're humhug.
never asked for your opinion about my
picture, vet You came to me and praised
II. You said that especially You liked my
sky. Then. at once, you 20 on and tell
someone else thar my sky is like putty
constable listened with smile. He
was not at all confused.
My dear fellow, Won don't under.
stand. he said. 1 like putty"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
A Scaley Storr.

Major loved a maiden so,
His wsfriike heart was soft as Do
He would often kneel Ia her and say:
Thou art my life and only Kay.
Oh, If but kinder thou wouidst be,
And sometimes sweetly smile on Me
Thou art my earth my guiding star;
love thee near. | love thee Ia.
My passion | cannot control
Thou art the idol Of my Sol.
The maid suggests his asking pa.
The Major cries, What ] 7 Uh. La
The Major rose from Blended knee.
Aud Went her futher for 10 -
The father thought no match was finer
The Major once had been Minor
They married soon and after that
DwClt in the rooms all in one Fiat
So happy ends this little tale.
For they lived on the grandest Scale
-YouHg's Magazine
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
Tulip Sunday in Holland.

The Dutchman looks upon his tulip
farm a steady and profitable means OF
livelihood. and the traveller iourneying in
the spring from Harlem by rail to Ley
den passes through fields of gorgeous cot
or, which reach climax at Hillegon. To
lovers of color these sheets of scarlet.
yellow and pink are a pure joy, espe-
cially when reflected in the canals which
interSeet them. The flowers are in their
full splendor in the middle of spring fru-
lip Sunday being about the third Sunday
in Anril-London Outlook
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08

Nine. Tetrazzini. the prima doua will
not have - submit to an oral eXamina-
ton before trial i'll connection with the
suit Isadore Lerner has brought against
her to collect $4,000 for alleged viola
ton of her contract to sing for him in
New York revoked the order for her cN-
aminatiom, holding that the plaintiff WIS
already in possession Of the information
he needs
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
Manifested the Markings.

Aid Smiths baby was being christ
ened. and everybody present was com.
plimenting the happy parents.
Il believe" said the proud mother,
that he is going to he great politician
some day"
Why asked the ruddS faced father
We'll, because he crawls out of every
thing 50 easily said the wife, smiling
up into her husbands face.-Lippinc0.t s.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
Munyon,s Paw Paw PiIIa coax the

Munyon's Paw Paw Pills coax the
liver into activity by gentle methods.
They do not scour, grippe or weaken They
are a tonic to the stomach, liver and
nerves; invigorate instead of weaken.
They enrich the blood and enable the
stomach to get all the nourishment from
food that is put into it. These pills con-
tain no calomel: they are soothing, heal
ing and stimulating. For sale by all drug
gists in 10c and Csc sizes. II you need
medical advice, write Munyon's Doctors.
They will advise to the best of their abil-
ity absolutely free Of Charge. MUM
VOWS, SD and Jefferson SITS, Phil
Rdelphia, PA.
Munyon's Cold Remedy cures a cold in
one day. Price Csc. Munyon's Rheuma-
tfsm Remedy relieves in few hours and
cures In few days. Price csc.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08

The artificial teeth Of ivory. bone or
wood found while making archaeological
explorations seem to have been designed
for cosmetic purposes exclusively Like
stage props, they were meant "a be
gHzed upon. to fill the eye. TO lend en-
chantment Ia smile. they masqueraded
efficiently, hut when the owner got down
To the serious business If eating they
We're removed.-New York Medical jour
nal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
Firmly Fixed

MoSt Presidents have furnished lIs
A fund of auecdote,
log-cahin tales
We have in bales
70 wonder at and quote
The moliycoddlr and his ilk
deal If copy made
Such gopdly themes
Yield many realms
And help the writer's trade.
But nothing ever helped us more
Than Georges Chcriv Tree
It's place is sure
In literature.
A writer's all agree.
Louisville Courier journal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
A Skylark for the Shelley Class

| have heard Of a professor of English
III one of our universities who evidently
felt that his department was under the
same disadvantage as mathematics
Finding that his scientific colleagues
were getting appropriations of astouish-
ing llheraIity for illustrative apparatus
he put in his annual report request for
S1UO1 for an aylary. When the preSi-
dent asked him to explain. he said that
u WIS impossible for him 70 teach poetry
unless he had an ayiary connected with
his classroom. Then" he said. when
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
Presence of Mind.

"Ua.io"' exclaimed London costcr-
monger oh meeting an acqualHtance,
'Wot damages did You get for helm in
thai motor bus accidentY'
49, ayy ones, my boy" WAS the reply,
accompanied by grin. II got t20 for
myself and go for the miSsus."
The missus. Was she hurt, too:'
Yes. in course, | 'ud the presence
Of mind to fetch her one over tn cad
fore We was rescued. - Buffalo Com
mercia
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
A Philosophers Ideal Wife.

\ marriage advertisement is published
in Zurich paper by "a rich Swiss phil
oSopher, who wants wife who must
fulfil the following conditions: She must
he beautiful in body. face and mind, aud
possess beautiful teeth aud hair of her
own aud not bought articles Besides
German. she must have Il knowledge of
English and French, be Il musician and
have an irreproachable reputation
Other faults" the philosopher of forty
wears saws will be overlooked -
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08

the class is reading Shelley's 'Skylark,' |
reach my long handled net into the cage,
catch a lark and hold it up 10 them. And
when we are studying The Rhine OF the
Ancient Mariner my assistant will be
stationed in the gallery with crossbow
to shoot a real live albatross on the plat
FORM thus giving the students oppor-
tunities for observation that doubtless
CoIeridge himself never had. '-Indepen-
dent
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
Yale in the Civil War.

Yale university is compiling a list of
its graduates and undergraduates who
were killed in the Civil war the purpose
of the compilation being the erection uf
a suitable memorial Up te date 1Tu
names have been recorded. The l.Sf is
not considered complete. and the com
mittee of graduates having the matter in
charge ask information from any our
who can help To perfect it. One hun
bred and tweuty-oue If the Yale men
fought on the federal side and forty
nine with the South-New Work Press
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
An Appreciation.

do you approve of barefoot dane
ing>"
Il do" answered Sirius Barker AT
The present prices Ct shoe leather hope
il sets the fashion. Washington Star.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08

Mrs. Swell-Tell your capaaim I'll like
the pleasure of his company To "A dance
next Thursday evening.
Corporal O'Brien-Oi will. ma ana, but
Ohm afraid some of 'em can't dance.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08

lit All kai. the "heathen Chinese. ="
who has cleaned UP S2O4000 in gold
from California gravel pit mt You Bet
neS Dutch fiat. Bret Harte might have
recognized a cousin of All Sin.-New
York World
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
Honesty.

! was sitting ut my desk when black
SAM, who sometimes waits on me nj my
restaurant entered my office
What can ! do for you, Sam" /
asked.
Al got Il chance to change nah stu
alton, MiSsch Clahk," he said. .'Yo' Kin
sch Il good wu'd fo' me, cain'r you? Tell
EN- Ah'm homes. n sichr"
"Of course" ! hesitated, you're Il
good waiter Sam. but | don't know any
thing specially about your honesty.
We'll, tell 'em dat an say yo thinks
Ah'm homes Datll he enough"
50 | promised would
Thank yo thank yo Missch Clahk. =,
he said, with deep bow. When yo.
come over tomorrow SIT at NAH table n
Ahll give yo' shot check. - Success
Magazine
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
No Knotholes.

StOnewalls do not a prison make,
Such is the poets claim,
And |. for one shall never take
Exception to the same.
They may not make a prison, hut
This much | bid you mark
Stone walls are awful things to put
Around Il baseball park
louisville Courier-JOurna
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
lust as He Said.

Curious Charlie-Do nuts grow on
trees. father?
They do, my SON
Curious Charlie-Then what tree does
the doughnut grow on:
The pantry. my son. "-rnrpla Cow.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08

Prof. Adding, director Of the Vet
Urinary school at Lyons, France, main.
tains he has perfected a method of sue.
cessfully protecting cattle against tuber.
ruloSiG
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
The Fourth Dimension.

Father" said little Rollo, what is the
fourth dimenson?"
"Why-er-my son, t.at is hard to ex-
plain to the ineXpert intelligence. H. is
something that may exist, only you
can't locate it,"
Il know. It's like the piece of pie
I'm to get when there is company to
dinner. Washington Star
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08

What impressed you most The pyra-
mids of Egypt or the pagodas of China"
oh, | don't know. They both made
good backgrounds for photographs of our
party. Louisville Courier-,Iournal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
How He Lost It.

How did that man lose his supremacy
at homr?"
His wife probably tried to phone
him M the Office one day and the Office
couldn't understand the name - Buffalo
Express.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
A Friend in Need.

Here's the doctor again. miss Don't
you think he comes more often than he
needs TO-
1t all depends; lac may be very poor.
Marie" Nrou- Frou
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08

The cost of living is declining in San
Francisco. Orchids have been cut from
81 to $50, and the pressure upon the
poor is relieved.-Philadelph Inquirer.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
Three Genera items.

Waiter, bring a glass of milk for
my mother, beer for me, and absinth
for my daughter, - eggendorfer Blaet-
ter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
A Late Arrival.

MIR Brown crushing excitedly into the
rooml-Marie Marie, intelligence has
just reached me-
Mrs. Brown (caImly interrupting him)
We'll. thank heaven, Henry Brooklyn
/ life
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08

Scott called my wife ii fool last
night
Mott-Mhat for?
l right
Mott--Not if she got il red from
welding the broom Boston Transcript
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
Sir Walters Knock .

Ruff GA the cloak" remarked SIR
Walter Raleigh. as he spread down his
velvet garment before Queen Elizabeth
lie couldn't resist giving her this little
Wrap.-Ljppncott's
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
The Doctors Reason.

First Physician-So You've lost Rog-
ers as a patient Didn't he respond to
your treatmentt
Second PhySician-Ie but not to my
dunning letters.-l ippinvott's.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
Conversation at a M.

She lsweetiy, rs they SIP their tea to-
gcih,rl-lsn't this delicious
He overwhelmingly l-NeS, love to
take ten with a little lemon.- Columbia
Jester.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
To Be Sure.

Mrs, Nagg-Nho was il that sad, Il
thank God am not rs other men r.
Mr.. Nagg Some bachelor Iippn-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08
The Difference.

Knicker 1t used to he that two could
live cheaper than one.
Rockcr-.<ow prices have gone up till
it takes about million to live cheaper
than one IlaTper's Bazaar.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08

PcnoI0Vo-I hear rs ulI OH hrfWeon
You and Victor. What was the trouble ?
Mehitable Ills absent miudednesS.
The other night he forgot that / had
already accepted him and he proposed
again hicugo Tribune.
-
''iiow long have you been married =
This time, or altogether - Detroit
Free Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08

His Fatal Blunder

Women, Second only to the press II
the dissemination of news.-.iudgt.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-04-08

Advertise in Your Home Paper.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-12-15
The Portland Apple Show.

1t made every citizen of The Dalles
who was present at the late apple show
feel good when he saw the exhibit Of
our growers and the Board of Trade
and better still when the judges gave
the awards. And then with what pride
we looked upon the picture in the Ore.
oman on Friday last, showing the
exhibit 'lGrown without irrigation"
Our youngest child, Hood River, took
the first prize, which was all right
They fairly earned it, and we take about
as much pride in it as they did. And
Mosier, too, Jared we'll, showing that
the territory of Wasco county as it stood
before the formation of Hood River
county is the finest apple land lin the
world.
The Dalles, Hood River, Mosier
There should ever be keen rivalry
between US, for in that way we can best
succeed by improvement in growing
packing and marketing-but let there
be no jealousy. There is none, we feel
sure, on the part of our citizens, nor do
we believe there is any in the other sec
tions, which augurs well for our terri
tory taking everything in sight In the
way of prizes at the future shows.
We wish to congratulate the Board ol
Trade for the way they handled the ex'
hibits and advanced our interests
They acted with rare intelligence and
should receive the plaudits of all OF our
itizens.-The Dalles Optimist.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-12-15

How an appalling calamity in his family
was prevented is told by A. d. McDon'
aid, of Fayetteville, N. c., R. F. d. No
8. "My sister had consumption" he
writes, "she was very thin and pale
had no appetite and seemed to grow
weaker every day, as all remedies fhiled
till DR. Kings New Discovery was tried
and so completely cured her, that she
has not been troubled with cough
since. 1t is the best medicine | evel
saw or heard of" For coughs, colds
lagrippe, asthma, hemorrhage, al
broncial troubles, it has no equal. 5Ot
$1.00. Trial bottle free Guaranteed
by Chas. N. Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-12-15

Remember that when your kidneys
are affected, your life is in danger. N.
Mayor, Rochester, N. Y. says: "My
trouble started with a sharp shooting
pain over my back which grew worse
daily. felt sluggish and tired, my kid
ney action was irregular and infrequent
| started using Foley Kidney Pills. Each
dose seemed to put new life and strength
into me, and now am completely cured
and feel better and stronger than for
years" For sale by G. A. Plath.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-12-15

J. H. Ginder, of Stevenson, was in
White Salmon on Saturday. He says
there were two sentences that caused
considerable comment. Woman
brought suit against Mrs. st. Martin
for damages for slapping her in the
face and hitting her with stick SO
hard she had to go to hospital. She
was allowed damages Of 81, ,596, but if
she had teen killed, as st. Martin was,
the murderer would have saved $1,000,
for according to the $500 fine for kill
ing st. Martin, it was cheaper to kill
than injure. "-Fnterprise.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-12-15
For Sale

| | acres under cultivation
; acres in apples, Spitz and
Newtowns, 3 and 4 years
old.
Water free for irrigation.
Good 7-room house. One and
one-half miles from town.
Near school.
An opportunity to buy a
good place at the right
price. $7,000.OO. Terms.
d. E. RAND, Owner
Phone 32SX
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1910-12-20

the need Of the college was for more
room in which to accommodate appft-
.cants- With all that has been gone
hu the State h said that last year
800 girls had to be refused aoHiit-
lance to the college because there was
not any place for them to stay.
President Alexander the
following credentials committee:
Secretary Flares, and Messrs- F. &
Patterson. F. b. Moser, DR.. Bryan
Hiram Atkins. and w. S. Pharr. This
completed the public exercises, it be-
ing announced that all the other ses-
sions would be executive.
During h opening exercises, the
college orchestra, led by Prof. Brock
man, furnished delightful music, and
the audience was stirred to enthusiast
tic applause BY the singing OF Dixie
and Carolina, by the college glee club,
composed Of rs student voices
The order of business at n after
noon session consisted Of reports from
the State officers. election of officers
for the ensuing year and reports from
committees.
Charles S. Barrett, Of Georgia. pres
ident of the National Union. arrived
today to discuss the work There are
other prominent who Will
take an active part IN the discussions.
The principal subjects being consider
ed are plans for charging the scope
of the work and creating better FACT
ities for agricultural The
General Assembly will be asked to
provide for county and agricultural
high schools to worn along the same
lines as the Agricultural and Mechan-
zeal College. Other laws for lettering
farming conditions will be asked Ior
and these will be discussed at this
session Of the Union.
1t is understood that at this after
,Onor oyoo,tiya coSStnn fhn ranOrfC Of
the officers showed tremendous gains
N membership during the year, and
the financial condition was excellent.
there being more than double the
amount Of ash on hand than was
the case last year.
Last night in the courthouse. an
enthusiastic meeting was held by the
early arrivals, being in the nature of
an experience meeting. A number OF
talks were made and many helpful
suggestions were thrown out that will
be of benefit to the members.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1910-12-20
Poultry Show q Success
movement of Cotton

New York, Dec. 16.-The roi,u
statistics on the movement of cr.+@
for the week ending Friday. .Decen,taa
18th, were compiled by the New 49,
Cotton Exchanges:
Weekly Movement
Port receipts. 1866 this r
205,441 last year.
Overland to mills and Canals
643 this year; 26.646 last wear.
South mill takings estimate r..
600 this ear: $4,000 last year.
Gain Of stock at interior towns %
402 this year, 1880 last year.
Brought into sight for the weak
55s,s1e Lis year; 330,SS7 last vca-
Total Crop Movement
Port receipts. 5,349,S44 this vea- -
7Q7.244 a ear
Overland to mills and Canada. as -
la this year; 3S7.S29 last year
Southern mill takings (estimatedl H.
ESQ., GOO this year; 1905. 600 last wear
Stock at interior towns in excess Of
September 700.0s9 this year, 6t0Ts5
last year.
Brought into sight thus far for sea
son, 7,57S,057 this year; $500. SIS .ass
year.