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The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-01-03
Metals.

New York. Jan. 3.-Lead quiet.
S4 62 1-2 at S4.72 IL Copper easy;
standard spot. 1897 1-2 at $13.62 -.
March. sl340 at S13.70. Silver,
81 l-Zc.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-01-03

II Is estimated that the sum will
reach Sl,435,000. There Is TO he
large increase in the number OF rae.
ing days, and the Brighton Beach
tracks will again enter the field and
distribute about 100000"
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-01-03
BRYAN IN PANAMA.

Colon. Jan 2.-Willism J. Bryan
arrived today, He Immediately took
a train Tor Panama.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-01-03
ACTRESS FOUND DEAD.

Boston, Jan. 2.-AGnes Bonth, ia.
nous actress OF famous family, was
found dead in hotel today. aged So
Years. She suffered from heart
trouble
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-01-03
REV. GEO. L. WILLIAMS
DIES AT BiNGHAmP1ON

Binghampton, y. Y, Jan. S.-Rey.
George l. Williams. principal OF the
Hartford Collegiate institute here.
died today.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-01-03
Chicago Livestock

Chicago. Jan. -Cattle-Receipts
estimated at 10000; market steady to
l1c higher; bceves 81. 2Qa7 .S5; Tex.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-01-03
NEGROES MAY BECOME
WHITE BY NEW METHOD,

Boston. Ian SO T. Simpson, be-
fore the American Association for the
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-01-03
FREE PUBLIC LAUNDRY
FOR HOBoKEN, N. 7.

New York, Jan. 3-A free public
laundry is one OF the improvements
urged by George Gonzales Tue new
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-01-03
100000 coo c. GO @ @ 6
O @ 900 O @ G O 0 GO 0 O @ O C
@ TWO PRISONERS ELECTRO c
@ CUTEO AT SING SING.

Ossining, y. Y. Jan. 1.-Two
murdcrers were clectrocuted at
, the Sing Sing prison today
within a few moments Of each
, other. They were William
, Morse. who had killed Brook
, lyn policeman. and John Baro-
, butte, who killed a fellow Ital
, Ian In Middletown-
q g. O @ O g 9 . g g O o Q
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03
Little Boobies Pa

Well, sed Pa, II he stole II In New
York & got away with II. con-gratu.
late him. But about the fiat, Pa sed,
I always thought this was a pritty
swell littel fiat. Until heard you dee
skribe its faults. Pa sed, l newer
knew how ittel / was Citing for my
thousand dollars a year rent. Out
side OF the things you have men,
stunned, is thare anything else the
matter with IL?
No, sed Ma. the apartment Is all
right outside Of that, except that the
windows is shrinking a all the paper
Is cumming OF of the walls in the
library. & in the dining room, Ma
sed, WHARF that sideboard used to
stand befoar you broak IL one mite,
thare Ia a big lath sticking rite out
thru tn plaster.
Good hevings, sed Pa. until now l
thought I was living like a prince.
You are a CRATE deescriber. sed Pa,
you have only talked a few minutes
& now l think I am living in a dog
house. The only thing want now is
straw bed Il bone to gnaw, sed
Pa. All rit, we will go out & look
for a new fiat.
After Ma was gone In the bed room.
Pa toald me newer to git fiat wen
grew up & got married. Thare was
newer a fat In all this world, Pa
toald Ma, that a married woman can't
pick sum flaws in IL she wants to
move.
guess Pa is right.
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03
stuna by Mrs. Potiphar.

CAIRO, Egypt, Sept 30.-(Speciai.)
It's a pity that decent folks cant get
into print when they have a scandal.
Us folks down here have been nav
ing a raging scandal some ume. put
there amt been a word In your paper,
which is full of pictures OF that Cava-
lieri person.
Joseph, who came down here at the
instance of his brother to get Job
on a street car, slipped on a banana
peeling and became the slave OF Poti-
phar instead.
Just as he was beginning to make
good on the Job, Mrs. Potiphar cut
loose on the googely eye thing. Al
though Joey fell for the game at first,
he afterwards fought shy OF an en-
tangling alliance. Mrs. Potiphar told
some mean stories to her husband.
and Joseph Is now trying to tunnel
out OF the town jail.
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03

Well, sed Ma. 1t Is now the
nrst Of October, so think you & me
shud look for a new fiat? What is
the matter with this fat? sed Pa.
We have lived here a yeer q have
gotten along pretty good. think 1t
Ia a sin & q shame, Pa sed. TO be
always folding up our bed clothes
q dress suite, like them Arabs, Il
moving into a other apartment Hon
estly, Pa sed, think wud drop ded
IL you was to cum to me & say Deer
est, I think this fiat will do first rate
for a other yeer.
Thare Is lots Of things the matter
with this hat, sed Ma. In the first
place, the plastering Is all cumming
on sum OF the ceilings & l shud hate
to think that sum mite in the neer
future. II you happened to be at home.
chunk of plaster mite fall on the
ceiling q hit you on the bean. II
wud be horribel, Ma sed, to see you
with head any worse cracked than
IL Is now.
A other thing witch | wish to men,
shun, sed Ma, is that kitchen. Cum
out here & look at the cockroaches.
Did you ever see anything like il
III uIC hAC. Nhys bliC hitthCh 10 AuAi
of them, & look at that water faucet,
Ma sed. l can't shut 1t on at all, Ii
keeps running all the time. & the
ice box il the worst affair ever
saw. it doesn't hold half enuff ice &
what httel ice 1t holds it doesn't hold
long enun.
& cum In this bed room. sed Ma.
Look at that wall. 1t Is leaning over
near the top. & shrinking away neer
the bottom. II leans jest the way
you lean sum mites wen you cum
hoam, Ma sed, only IL doesn't talk.
I think 1t is a perfeck shaim the way
the landlords In New York hand IL to
peepul, sed Ma Look az them
cracks in the floor & that rusty steam
radiator. q the shower in the bath
room doesent run hot water half of
the time. Ma sed & last mite the pee
pull next door had a terribul fite. l
heard every word they sed, Ma told
Pa. She called her husband tramp,
Ma sed. & sed that she heard his
father stole a horse onst & got away
with It.
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03
wALLACE'S WESTERN
RECEPTION

Dillon Wallace on his trip through
the Rockies encountered unusual ex-
periences, many Of them humorous.
In the October Outing magazine he
discusses the first stage Of this trip
and says regard his introduction to
the west: 1T was a Sunday evening
and probably because 1t was not Gus
tomary for the limited to stop at
Holbrook, Arr, the usual assemblage
OF town folk was not there to meet
the train. While ! stood uncertain
which way to turn, two young fellows,
spurred and booted, In shit sleeves,
and wearing jaunty sombreros, OBJ
served me from a corral opposite and
good naturedly came to my assist
ance.
az reckon you want hotel" said
one of them, taking possession OF my
suit case without further introduction
and with a seff-refiance and air OF
propretorship quite refreshing.
"T reckon I do -ssented, as we
turned up the street to the north
ward.
"'Buyin' broncsT he asked.
NO
"'Steersr
mo
wool agentT
"'No. I just came to look around
He was silent for a few yards, then
expressed HIS opinion OF my visit In
accents OF disgust.
well, you've come to hell OF q
place just { look around. Reckon
you've had time since the train left t
see all there Is L see here. It's a
plumb lonesome town.
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03
Care 2 Cents For Dickens7
II You do His Family Two Cents for Every Book Of
Own for They Need -Dickens Never Received Cent in
Royalties for the Millions Of Copies of His Books
Published and Sold in This Country

cent for the millions of his books that
were sold in this country. In his day
authors didn't have the protection Of
an international copyright law, az
they do now. Even In England his
returns were very meager. He worked
like slave all his life In his endeav-
or to earn q comfortable competence
for his family.
Now II IL proposed to give the Dick
ems lovers of the world a chance to
accord belated justice to the Dickens
family by contributing what the
Strand Magazine. which has started
the movement, calls deferred royal
ties" and what the London Times
calls, more boldly, conscience
money"
II is the intention OF those behind
the movement 10 issue a Dickens
stamp to sell for penny, English
money q cents, and to be sold
throughout the year 1911, pending the
celebration OF the Dickens Centenary
In 1912. Dickens lovers throughout
the world are to be urged to buy as
many OF these stamps az they own
| copies OF Dickens books, and to affix
a stamp TO each book as a token that
that book at least has netted a penny
for the Dickens family.
The money accruing from the sale
OF the stamps Is to be turned over Tn
Dickens surviving family, three chill.
dren and IL grandchildren. all OF
whom are now In rather straitened
circumstances.
II 10 conservatively estimated that
there are In circulation now about "a.
Ooo.0vo copies Of Dickens books. II
every owner Of q copy of Dickens
were TO buy bis share OF stamps n
would net the Dickens heir G 10o. 600
''--nsasly &Seaeee,
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03

II men would devote as much Low.
ing care to their whiskers as women
do to their hair they would contribute
greatly to increasing the dignity OF
the sex.
down town without having her hail
properly arranged. She combs II and
fuses with II and pads II out with
rats and puts wire cages under 1t and
runs ribbons through 1t. and SO she
is vision OF loneliness when she ap-
pears In the busy haunts Of men.
But q man gives his whiskers no
attention further than to brush the
eggshells or clam chowder out OF
them with the shoebrush. II never
seems to occur to him that his whis-
kers might be made beautiful IL he
would devote one-half the time to
them that q woman gives to her hair.
He might easily have made a wire
cage to attach to his chin and then
he could weave his whiskers around
1t In captivating styles and tie the
ends together with pink OF blue
ribbon.
The alfalfa editor gets tired Of see
ing the came old fashions In whiskers,
when 1t would be so easy TO devise
new and striking ways OF wearing
them.
There should be a Whiskers Club
In Emporia. II such an organization
were formed and the members held
weekly meetings to exchange ideas
and compare notes, the results would
soon be apparent. The towns whis-
kers would soon become distinctive
and their reputation would cover the
country.
Let us have a new deal In spinach.
-Emporia (Kan.) Gazette.
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03
TREASURE
THE
OLD.
JOKE WASN'T ON HIM.

Several years ago Patrolman Camp
Ike was detailed at circus that was
performing In Camp Washington. One
of the features of the show was the
falling into the ring OF one OF the
actors, who pretended to be drunk.
He would then pick himself up and
finally would mount one OF the most
spirited horses In the ring. One by
one he would then throw on his gar
ments until he stood forth respondent
In pink tights
The first night that Gampke was
on duty the stunt was to be pulled on
as usual, but no sooner had the ap-
parently drunken one gotten into the
ring than Gampke was In after him.
He jerked the performer to his feet
and hustled him outside. where he
proceeded to administer a good beat
ing. The other employees Of the show
rushed out and finally separated
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03
EFT TU CLEOPATRA

Alexandria, Egypt, Sept. 80, 1910.
Editor Daily Thing:
Noticing that your readers like .
hot scandal once In a while, I am
passing around our latest one here.
The goat happens to be Mark An
tony, young Roman punch. and win.
ner Cleopatra. Here's what he did
out OF love for her: ~
Forgot he had a wife of his own.
Overlooked Cleos shady past and
became the near father to Caesars
son.
Lost his fortune In battle.
Lavished money on champagne
suppers.
Went to war with his friend Oc-
tavianus.
Killed himself and died In Cleo's
arms.
Come again. Bob!
u. Bixbaker.
p. S.-Caesar just cabled, Who's
looney now?"
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03

Have you, perhaps, a well-thumbed
CODY OF an American edition OF David
Copperfleld?' Or of "A Tale of Two
Citieof" Or OF "Pickwick Papers?" Or
THE Old Curiosity Shop or Bleak
House
Are they worth cents apiece to
your Have you Cleaned cents worth
u ~ out Of the predicaments Of Mr..
Riokvick or from the love AFFAIRS of
Uovid Copperfleld or from the sweet
~ nad story Of Little Nellf II Charles
D6ckono were alive today and needed
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03

last in her most bewitching manner
she said. How canst thou say Hove
thee when thy heart Is not with
me?"
Stung by this reproach. and urged
on by luscious lips and velvety en-
braces, Sampson impaired the secret
OF his strength.
He is now trying to forget Delilah
and grow a new crop Of hair.
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03
TRUESDALE'S JOKE
ON UNDERWOOD

Phoebe Show--the immaculate dam
sci who rides In Lackawanna adver-
tisments-fgures In an apocryphal
story the street smiled at yesterday.
AS It goes, w. III. Truesdale, presi-
dent of the Lackawanna, and F. d..
Underwood, president Of the Erie,
were walking on Broadway. when the
former bowed courteously to a hand
some Negro girl, while Mr.. Under
woods eyes asked, who is your
friend?"
oh" said the Lackawanna official,
81 thought you knew her. That's
Phoebe Snow--she's travelling on the
Eriel"-New York Herald.
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03

blOOdS OF I II z b z
parts and was car
rying things with
a high head unit
he met Delilah--
the first female
barber-who coulo
not be happy until
she had swiped his
birthright. Sam put
her of with sub
farfu0aa hut AT
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03
THE PROOF.

What makes you think your boy
is OF an inventive mind?"
Ever hear his class give their
yell?"
Yes, it's a wonder"
well, my boy invented it."-Phil-
adelphia Ledger.
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03
AUTUMN MUSE Full LoF
aOOZE.

Daily Thing got to spring Autumn
verse. Subject terse: Coal man. fur-
mace, weather nan earnest. welcome
snow. What's to hinder? Blow. blow,
winter, winter.
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03

Grampke from his victim and oxplain-'
ed that II was all joke.
"A joke, 10 IT." said 0rampka -
he looked at the disheveJed man.
well, IT isn't on me. C1nconnat1
Commercial Tribune.
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03
IMMORTAL HARRYS.

Thurston, Peck, Thaw, Light Horse,
The Minstrel, ", VIII, Navarro, -,
Hutchins. (To say nothing or the
Wild Man OF Borneo. who was espe-
cially hairy.
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03
IMMORTAL TOMS.

Paine, Johnson,
Thumb. Tom, JET
ferson. a KEN
pis. Peeping. The
Piper's Son. Jones,
Hardy, Tit, Boy
alto.
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03
IMMORTAL DICKS.

Deadwood, Diamond, Ballinger, Ill,
Crocker, Lion Hearted. Turpin.
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03

What ANIMAL said The teacher oe
the class In natural history, makes
the nearest approach to nanf'' y
The nea?" timidly ventursd the d
tie bow with the curly hAir.- Chfcaeo
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03

Opposition Everywhere.
Where there are no insurgents this
year, there are lots OF Democrats.
st. Louis Post-Dispatch.
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03

ssuen@ cannot be TOO careful
vsrsnt soing 10 . chance.
AnVAew, here idea
the Railway things pretty
~ ~ ewa way the a has this side
operates suburban line Amhersburg
King supporters Of municipal ownership
& here
HE service 3 very unsatisfacory
The schedule Of Detroit hours the time theae
4 49, cut the arrival of boats anything like that
The result people
lihsr
Ths fact doesn't Mr. Hutchins
- rnthsr tough the conductors get kicks
There q in line
y 1Wsa Windsor and Vecumseh
H takes the and accompanied boys
A Gsfne school
ys the car in wakere the father continues on 70
y Windsor
the ferry leaving Windsor
\ O. the hour Detroit
What ar going to took place morning
The father boarded the the boys
The father boys
platform
boys dropped
~ the platform
he rang stop reg
probably hundred dropped
Y ~ glove
swat second"
The conductor Immediately sgnaed the ahead and the
left to walk into Walkervile miss school
The the first locked dagger the conductor and
mixing the o. b. the the stockholders
e Detroit and public service corporations general
VAUDEVILLE
3 Ut ~ and proceeded on his to school
The car eventually reached Windsor ON time.
The father Of the boys had his watch his hand he Of
q ne oar.
He didn't that his had been left out in the country
ia And he said to the conductor:
Il congratulate This the first time this
lhis made the z o'clock boat"
The conductor didn't a word
simply the anything
II boy walking regarded platform
What's the dea7
. little study in human nature that is all.
father who congratulated the conductor making
eannecon ferry tonight and
xsason didn't wait
1eft beside the track between stations
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03
Its ingredients.

The Sugar Trust must contain a lot
of glucose and sand, judging from
the length of time II takes to dis
solve it.-Philadelphia Inquirer.
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03
CHANLER-CAvALIERI
DEPARTMENT
Samson Joins the In-Bad Club.

SOREK, Asia Minor, Sept. 3d.
Especial. THE Chanler affair has
nothing on US. Paris and New York
can't touch the 6amson-Delilah case.
Sampson was one OF the young
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03

carpsntsr e oaNas1lpG n
David Mcintyre, . Dstro1& carpentue
and inventor, fled petition IN banlr
ruptcy In the United States court,
Saturday. He gives his liabilities at
$2.1S1.76, and his assets at 1880, con-
sisting Of $3.50 worth Of household
goods. exempt, and patent on steel
bracket.
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03

Here's a joke--Col. Roosevelt an
nounces that he Is against the BOSSES
--Atchison Globe.
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03
Monday. Octobee 8.
1910


Already talking about sn ENLARGED hcus: q
ted should congressman tnAn now maksor M 70
They point to that each decade since 1880 has
My nv q responsiveness Of the lower house -,
isiaion In conjun with the senate. OF course
Then the S was snlsrss@en 1 Of aaa ro I w
Now Representatives including n saS,nrass
standing has do not represent the majority
Detroit wants notSer-to represent interests" presumably IT.
present appoonmen congressman TO ean state Tor
4. the same rato and akns
population the spporonmnt would give US ~ 0Ss' wv
We will increase some time Why not nowt
hs pay constituents @ns snd the
salary s pay o. S to- watch and
dividing respons,oity 49, 49,
them easier unwiedy mpobs win attract
will with much OF the excess sSo Win
inflated membership Ia. . ,.x .,...,-.
c and who be kept undsss
earchlsht Of publicity at ali times m.n, g. .,x A,,.
lean cities ''''N AZ
with the spreading Of responsibility over al and
Let's not talk about bigger but BETTER
representative for this state but lot Us 90
We need them =
The SPREADING oak that marked for i
The babys FIRST pal, Of sA ~es d sS. tb rs ms
room the top ss, qssr for ns s s
place in ass % $ hall. s
the old Alamo at San Anona such
contain the Of American nG ,na ns
patriot: likewise better husband ana
Keep Don't destroy the "old gray boans
the little 'hoss sSIs @ 5 sweetness. and there
more more h heart n'in in thew the world .
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03

natros
than now mskso fall to
make lava
The Detroit times., 1910-10-03

nowadays to the spirit Of
needed
to tells the
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-11-25
STICK OF DYNAMITE
PLACED NEAR PLANT

CHICAGO, ILL, November 25.-A
possible plot to dynamite the works
OF the Federal Steel Construction Com
pany, part Of the American Bridge
Company, was unearthed here to-day
In the discovery OF nineteen sticks OF
dynamite In vacant lot near the
plant OF that company. 1t Is believed
that an outrage on the same plan As
those recently occurring at Los An
geles and at Peoria, where bridges OF
the construction company were de-
stroyed by strikers. was contem-
plated for Chicago and extra guards
to-day are stationed about the build
ings thought to be menaced.
For many months q conflict has
been on between American Bridge
Company. known as the bridge trust
and its former employees and to the
latter are ascribed the attacks made
on the company's works in different
parts OF the country.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-11-25
SAYS HIS IMPORTATION
WILL MEAN DEATH

NEW YORK, New. 2s.-Asserting
that ii an order for deportation is
served. Wolf Ixwascsikow will be sent
to certain death, his friends have APP
pealed to the immigration board of
special inquiry at Ellis Island to re-
verse itself.
Izwascakow arrived here last week
from an Austrian port. He told the
immigration inspectors that he was
an expert furrter whose home was
near Magtloff. Russia. He had been
ordered to report to the colors hav-
ing been drafted for service In the
Russian army. Instead he ned across
to border and then to this country.
He said that he had been convicted
of desertion and q death sentence was
standing against him.
He did not have money enough to
comply with the regulations and was
sent to the detention Pen Then the
board OF inquiry heard his tale and
ordered him deported. To-day his
brother. who lives In Brooklyn, and
an agent Of the Hebrew Sheitering
and Immigration Society. filed a spe-
cial appeal on his behalf pointing
out that If he goes back to Russia
he will be executed.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-11-25

pachyderm ~ has ever been seen In
Amefica. Her keepers say she twas
the second largest elephant ever In
captivity Jumbo, killed In railway
wreck. having exceeded her In sise.
She had long had bad reputation
and when on October 20 she took
Keeper Robert se(slds UP In her
trunk and battered his brains out
against the wall OF her stall, afterward
kneeling on the body and crushing It,
her owner, Frank A. Robins, the CIR
Gus man. decreed her death.
The execution took place on tine
Bartel Wild Animal farm In Jersey
City. Representatives Of the city health
board, the Society for the prevention
Of Cruelty to Animals, veterinary
surgeons and a score of circus men
were present to see the animal put to
death She had been on q special diet
for two weeks in order that the poison
would not be neutralized. Yesterday
she was given no hay and only q small
portion OF oats and to-day she was
very hungry. When the deadly apple
containing seven grains Of cyanide was
handed to her she swallowed 1t at a
gulp and the poised worked as
planned.