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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-14
no Now 0oardoe.

"What did you say your name wasr lnqu,res the landlady in hoarse whis per.
 Camp"
 Ladies and gentlemen. this is Mir. Grant"
 She waves you to vacant chair The young lady on your right drops half bow. The young gentleman to your left drops pork chop. Thus amid covert sneers. supercilious glances nnd general awkwardness. you take your place among an alien people.
 "A nash house introduction always 'eminds me of minstrel show" de seated. gentlemen; know each othe, and be acquainted"
 Whereat you must smile.
 "Chase the COW this way" continues the humorous bourder in time honored Reference to the milk pitcher. wherea' You must guffaw.
 You are always master of ceremo- nies." says a young lady boarder to the humorous one. "As for me, Tn too timid."
 "Wby are you timid7''
 "Oh. I'm so little!'
 Sweet goods come in small pach ages"
 "So does poison"
 Fine old repartee! After dinner you ascend to your hall bedroom and won. der if you will ever be at home in this company. But you know you will. Within month you will be lending money to the humorous boarder and perhaps have love affair startef,- Puck.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-14
Redundant Particulars.

Cleveland people consider the nan4s of their town sufficient as an address without the addition of Ohio. and ont protesting against the use of the name of the state tells a story to illustrate the folly of redundant particulars. I'll reminds me-" he said, "of the fussy Englishman who went up to St. Peter and said. Pm from London And then, for fear the saint might mix hin up with somebody else, he added, London. England, you know That Tiled the good old gatekeeper. From London. England. ehY he said. Well
 MT. Man from London. England, you're knocking at the wrong door. You: new address is Shsol, Birthstone coup
 ty. Dominion of Lucifer!' "-Excha,,ge
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-14
Tho Gnu In the Zoo,

They've got gnu in the zoo ks a now gnu. That Is to say. no one ever knew 1t there before, When it arrived 1t had very little coat. Consequently 1t was in state of gnudity; hence. this new ditty we are composing on the subject. But now 1t is no longer gnude. That new gnu knew some thing and grew new coat for the cold weather. If some people knew what that new Nubian gnu knew. they would keep their hair on.--Londou Scrapa.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-14

-Wha. is the use Of buying cheap Roofing Paper when you can get bly "Tiger Grit Roofing" for $l.75 complete per square, made O. Sen- u,ne Asphalt over heavy felt that weighs 60 lbs. At Cleveland Matt hews Hardware Co.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-14
imnortanca of vawsls.

Do you fully realize the importan of the vowel "e" in English? The in- scription. "Prsrvyprfctmnvrkpthsprcp- tstn," over the Decalogue in an Eng. fish country church puzzled people for 200 years. Pepper 1t properly with "s's" and you may read. Preserve. y< perfect men; ever keep these precept1 ten" Easy. isn't it?-Boston Globe.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-14
in tho Aands of tho Law,

Ju thu TVdNOS or Nn0 I0ws An lmpecunious young lawyer re gently received the following letter from a tailor to whom he was in debted:
 Dear Sir-Kindly advise mo by return nail when l may expect remittance from you in settlement of my account Yours truly, J. SNIPPEM. The folloUsr of Blackstone immedi ately replieiFs
 Dear Sir-I have your request for ac vice of Q recent date and beg leave tc gay that. not having received any retain or from you. cannot act in the premises Upon receipt of your check for $60 shall be very glad to look the matter up for you and to acQuaint you with the results of my Investigations. I am. sir. wits great respect. your most ohedient servant
 BARCLAY B. COKE Success Magazine.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-14
Modess Modern Man.

Whatever may be said of the modern man. he cannot be said to be lacking in modesty. While the ancients did their utmost to prove that they issued from the gods, We do our best to demon strate that we have descended from monkeys.-Paris Journal.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-14
Merely Local.

Young Thomas, afflicted with . gree. apple pain in his midst, thus explained his condition to his mother: "MotAse, Ive got an awful bad pain rigAt h the middle of my stomach. but tAe rest of mo feels nner'-I1ppinco<tS.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-14
The Nwh e .shs German EmplrA

Jk1 t110 S( f1so German EmpIrA.
 Unter den Linden Is the center sps1 e4 Berlin and the hub of the German empire. This magnificent boulevard 1s 19S feet in width. and under the shade of its lime trees the Berliners have u meeting place which is equal ln architectural beauty to any in Flu rope. It is lined on either side with magnificent hotels. restaurants and palaces. At the east end of Inter den Linden. where 1t enters upon the Opera House platz. stands the magnificent monument of Frederick the Great. which is worthy of the real founder of United Germany. To the right of this monument Is the palace of the Emperor William l.. now occupied by Prince Heinrich. The north side of lhe Opera platz Is occupi cd by the buildings of the University of Berlin and next to it stands the oyal libra ", which rivals that at the British museum Soth in It's size antl the mum. Der of volumes 1t contains The op era house itself is on the south of the plat2 and is a building of nation of music lovers like the Gerrdans-Argo naut
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-14
~sS~ ~vrs 2. -~s Much Married .

The following. taken from "Evelyo1 Diary" refers to a Dutchwoman who lived in the seventeenth century: ITO wards the end of August returned to Haarlem. They showed us cottage where, they told us. dwelt woman who had been married to her twenty. fifth husband and. being now widow
 was prohibited to marry in the future, yet 1t could not be proved that she had ever made away with any If her husbands. though the suspicion had brought her divers times into trouble"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-14

b tAis vsuaa oes n,st b . nas tse nnl . b had sssaoA-AS e+ t5 afz5z7
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-06-17
The Overland
The King Of Cars
No other car has 30 large a sale-none has
made such amazing records. Price, $1,000 up.

It requires four factories. employ.
Ing 1000 men-turning out lao Over
lands daily-to meet the hood-iike
demand for these cars. Yet two years
ago . hundred rivals had Q larger
sale.
The reason lies largely In the cars
utter simplicity. Its able designer
made II almost trouble-proof.
He created an engine which. for
endurance. II the marvel Of engi-
neering.
He designed the pedal control. One
goes forward or backward. slow or
fast. by merely pushing pedals. The
hands have nothing to do but steer.
A child can master the car In ten
minutes. A novice can drive II q
thousand miles without any thought
Of trouble.
The Overland always keeps going,
and almost cares for itself. All the
usual complexities have been elimi-
mated.
That II why each car sells others,
and our orders for this years Over
lands amount to $4,000. 900.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-06-17
ADMIRED BY QUEEN
victoria's Regard for Harriet
Lane Is Recalled.
Popularity Of president ouchanan's
Niece Recalled BY Oesth Of King
Ed~Srd-Mo Others Letter 10
the Chief Executive.

Washingtons--ln the administration
Of Presiden, Franklin Pierce In 1852
James Buchanan was minister to Eng
land. and with him In London was his
niece. Harriet Lane, who nj that time
had just reached her eighteenth birth
day. Mr.. Buchanan was a bachelor
and Miss Lane was his ward as well
nj his niece. and his home had been
hers from her childhood.
Under ordinary circumstances she
would not have had the distinction
she enjoyed nj court, but Queen Vic
toria, upon whom her beauty made a
deep impression decided her social
status by her personal attention. All
the royal family regarded her with
favor and admiration.
A letter published at the time In a
Baltimore paper tells OF the sensation
she created when she appeared before
the prince. who afterward said his
stay Of 1--WE days In the White House
vas the happiest be had spent out Of
England. and he made no secret of
his appreciation OF both the president
and his niece. He must have pos
sessed likable qualities. for all the cir.
Gle OF oficial Washington voiced his
praises AT the time. and their recol
lections az recorded In books and let
tiers emphasize the hold he had upon
them.
The queen. writing from Windsor
castle In November. 1850. TO her
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-06-17

Good Friend" President Buchanan
said.
four letter of the 9Th ult- has afforded
me the greatest pleasure, containing as II
does such kind expressions with regard to
my son and assuring me that the character
and object OF his visit to you and to the
United States have been fully appreciated
and that his demeanor and the feelings
evinced by him have secured to him your
esteem and the general good viii Of your
countrymen-
letter until I should be able to couple
with IL the announcement OF the prince
OF Wales safe return TO his home. Con-
trary winds and stress OF weather have
much retarded his arrival. but we have
been fully compensated for the anxiety
which this long delay has naturally
caused US by finding him in such excel
lent health and spirits and 80 delighted
with all he has seen and experienced ir
his travels.
He cannot sufficiently praise the great
cordially with which he has been every
where greeted in your country and the
friendly manner In which you have re
ceived him.. and whilst. an a mother. I am
grateful for the kindness shown. I feel
impelied to express at the same tims
how deeply ! have been touched by this
many demonstration Of affection person.
ally toward myself which his presencs
has called forth.
! fully reciprocate toward your nation
the feelings thus made apparent and look
upon them as forming an important link
TO connect two nations OF kindred origin
and character. whose mutual esteem and
friendship must always have 30 materta
IN influence upon their respective devel.
Cpnent and prosperity.
The interesting and touching scene al
the grave OF General Washington, &c
which you allude. may be ntly taken az
the type Of cur present feeling. and ]
trust OF our future relations.
The prince consort. who heartily Joins
In the expressions contained In this let
ter. wishes to be kindly remembered &c
you. IN We both wish TO be to Miss Lane
Believe me. always your good friend
VICTORIA, r.
The Prince OF Wales wrote to the
president In the same spirit and sent
him Z portrait Of himself "as q slight
mark Of my grateful recollection OF
the hospitable reception and agree
able visit at the White House ON the
occasion Of my tour In the United
States" The portrait was . painting
Of himself done by Sir John Watson
Gordon. The prince also presented
Miss Lane with a set Of engravings
Of the royal family.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-06-17
Beware of Ointments for Catarrfa
that Contain Mercury,

- mercury win surely destroy the sense Of men
AID cpupseteiy dcfxnce the whole system when
ensertnx Is Through the mucous surfaceA~ Such
Articles should never be used except on prescrtp-
ttoos from reputable physciAna. - the damage they
VII do b tea fo3d 10 the good you can possibly de-
I'VE from them Hairs CatArrh Cure. Manufactured
By p. J. Cheney 4 Co. Toledo. o.. contains no mef-
esry. and h taken Internally. acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces OF the system. In
buyfng Hairs CatArrh Cure be sure you get the
eenuIne. II d taken internally and made in Tolsd0
Onto. By ?. J. Cheney 4 Co. Testimonials heA
eosd by Druggisss- Price. &c per bottle.
Take HAQp Family Pls for constipation
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-06-17

Another fact 10 that no other car
gives nearly 30 much for the money.
This Is due to our enormous output
and the fortunes invested In our au.
tomato machinery. 1t would bank.
rupt q smaller maker to try to COM
pete with US.
You can get . 25horsepower Over
land, with = 102-inch wheel base, for
$1,000. You al get q 4O-horse-
power Overland. with q l12inch
wheel base. for $3.50. The prices
include lamps and magnetic.
This car. which has captured the
country. Ii the car you will want
when you know It.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-06-17
Two Free Books

Nothing II published about auto.
mobiles 30 interesting a. the facts
about Overlands. They are told In
two books which We want to send
you. Every motor q lover should
have them. Cut out this coupon Al .
reminder to write for the books today.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-06-17
The Kid and the Goat.

Where are you going with that
goat. little boy7"
Down to the lake. Come along II
you wanter see some fun. This here
goat has Jest ct a crate Of sponges and
I'm goin' down an let him drink"
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-06-17

And your shoes pinch. shake into your
shoes Aliens Foot-Ease, the antiseptic
powder for the feet. Cures tired. aching
feet Al takes the sting out of Corns and
Bunions. Always use 1t for Breaking In
New shoes and for dancing parties. Sold
everywhere &c. Sample mailed FREE.
Address. Allen 8. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. T..
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-06-17

| MARcARET
Meantime the rich patron saw .
r0s&abiy great susnre for Mas McAii
I'm aH9 resolved to train her for the
stage. thinking perhaps that IL the
xSri aehs~yed great personal success
IL w0uhd ensEr~ir erase from her naind
ali her silly s6ealx oS improving the
cnotssScu q the poor. she vxs sent
TO take aeS&Cnx froEn . skilled yose@
rroda<er and for . pear or two al
mcsE Tired In the company of throas
DOCTORS and singers. A famous actor
trained her for the stage and pre-
6scted Tor her 3 great career. OF
tragic xaoad she exsayed the great his
tn~sc parts. and those who saw her
~ this time Hooked forward 10 her be-
coming . at the great stars OF the
age-
Discouraged BY her rich friends
Mia MeMIiian's progress n IN anna
te1r cOnvtne<d her that fame and
overwhelming Gnccess onIy awaited
IL skre<cAing forth d her hand
During eli the time Of her musical
anA dramatic development. however,
great struggle was taking place In her
soeA. She pos1essed = curious dual
perso1Alsfy. - 1t we're When acting
fhe could seel her tYne self thrown ab-
s0lut<iy sssde. While she Iived To the
ltie tAe paxt she VA playing This
peculiar psychic gin made her ap
psnr 70 her admirers ~ o Of the
great c00inx actresses On recovery
~ hes D0rmaI being. however. her
thOogAts always reverted 10 the cause
~ The poor. Her contact with such
peFsnos - Louise Michel and other
women vho were suffering for the
people dT~w her more strongly every
DAY toward the sacrifice Of wealth and
fhwe-
To Crisis - Her csrsss.
~ tength the crisis approached In
A@r career Her lady patron wished
AAsEzrs4 Mcmillan TO ' her con
Deettoa mi al hee fxtends from the
usdeswoFA q mieery- 6hs began to
realize shat her rrotsge rs serious
iy II earnest All her prospective
succeo - tt stage. MI her genius
and taleat. seemned to - growing
- - .s.s - I.1usI
.y IT. - s@1 - o 70
n..s ns1s 70 c.ImA ~ ncn
: hrss sum - prumiss1 - Ieave
~ ws1OG o her dsafh- Thns be-
.A
- Is - -
- - 49,
-. ~
-
~-N1. - A@
80
fa1Kin9 = uunk ~ s0oaeniy
oscAmosd 70 N IOF1snife'
'esvfag fAsk pns m Denin Ns1uI-
twesn - 2 nes rcn f,@nd~ Those
wDO no SsAskASes AcAiua0. nov
svss. seai Underwood 2 once nav
NJ - = nsno ~ 2 psow. sne
Sossd sever loox Oack. ma ~ nas
Remained - her chosen work since
tha8 day TIE 0se Was cast. ana
neaiiy nss wealthy fTSend informed
Z tnai 2 decided 20 CD
iit<ssas Margaret forever net
memory
AxkMM AMAAW3I&RM hAA MN HMkAn AnR In
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-06-17
Rejected by Hobo.

Weary-It's a poor rule that doesn't
work both ways.
Willie-G'wan! It's a poor rule to
work at all.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-06-17
y plsesd ssyvAsrhS
N 6Ne0 kills lI61aD

6roe0 . kiils altAl0
Neaa, elsan.
" .0avsaies .eAsaA
LAses All SssssA
Maae u metal, eaaasD
spin ~ d svef, vim
Hes ~ iajsFS N.Y.
hiAs. GaArsassel&
u We. Ofsn Aea1o
81 s~as yrepaid fsr1eA
HAROLD sOuKO
80 DeKaih Ave-.
oesskin, usv yS
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-06-17

Mrs. Brighton have become
quite IN adept in paimistry. be
tieve?
Young Mr.. Squeeze--Yes: have
studied II TOR some time.
Mrs. Brixht-Weli. have had .
plaster impression taken Of my dangh.
tsr's hand, and II you wish to study
Il, you can do 30 at your leisure. II
will save you the trouble OF = per.
sonal examination. you know.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-06-17
Dr.. Pierce'S Fayorite Prescription

Il the best Of al medicines for the creo Of diseases.
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disorders and weaknesses peculiar Il women. 1t 10 the
ooy preparation Of ns kind devised by q regularly fradu-
atsd physcian-sn expenenced and skilled specialist in
Tie diseases Of women.
lit . sAfs medicins In any coodiioa Of tAs System.
THE ONE REMEDY which coatGis o aoohol
and % injurious habnfornAl druls and which ~
essstss n . crsvin1 for sueA si.nlases.
TIE ONE REMEDY - food the h naksu
n not afraid to print IN svsrv htrsdisne o
oeeh outside bocds wrapper a1 s1sst 70 H.
HufhfnnsM of de same undse oaA.
~ cold By medicine de.lsrs everywhere. and any dealer who hasn't ii ea
ek IL. Deaf take . substitute Of unknown compoidon for this medicine o.
KNOWN coMPosrroN. No countedeit 10 y food % the genuine and the drufist
who sGys something else /, ''mt - food % Dr.. Peroe's" IL either mistakes
. 10 nyinf to deceive you for his ~ selfish benefit. Such Q MAJ 10 not Il b
trusted. He l. tnGnl with your most priceless possesson-your hsalh-
oy b your life ineH. SEE d1 ~ IT 1ss ~ Isl fr
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-06-17

Does a COW become landed property
when turned into a field?
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-06-17

tor curing crAm ps ,diArrheA and dysentery Is BY udna
Pofsktufr Perry DurtsD. This medicine has Sus-
tAined the reputation for over 70 yea rs SC sc and SOC.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-06-17

Before the Rise.
do you like spring chicken"
n used to-"
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-06-17
Results All That Count.

"SO0FN0 MI VVdN SVOVNs
Who asks whether the enemy were
defeated by strategy or by valor3-
Virgil
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-06-17
Aceomn11ahnd.

Bleeker-Your wife is . college grad.
uate, liant she?
Meeker-Rather. She can gfve me
pieces Of her mind In three Ian
guages.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-06-17

~ CNltofoH.
The Socialists were even then de-
manding the state feeding Of neces-
sitCus children In the schools: but
Miss NcAillan had : larger idea than
that. She stood for medical examina-
ton. through which every physical
ailment Of the child would receive At
tention; and this, Of course, included
proper feeding. Feeding Was, TO her.
only : mere detail. No one has
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-06-08

gates from Crete should be admitted to
a Creek national assembly it would be
an act of defiance to Turkey and un-
doubtedly provoke hostilities.
The Cretans want wart. Many Greeks
are of the same mind. The Cretans will
to Greece. The meeting Of the national
assembly in September will give them
an opportunity of asserting themselves
and bringing matters to crisis.
Not long ago the Greek flag was hoist
ed over the public buildings in Crete.
This nearly caused war with Turkey,
particularly as 1t was followed by the
adoption of Greek postage stamps and
the election Of Cretan representatives
to the Greek parliament.
The representatives of the great pow
ers, however, which have Crete under
their protection. insisted that the Greek
flag should be removed from all the pub
lie buildings upon the islands, and that
satisfied Turkey.
Republic Not Sought.
The radical politicians are determined
upon a general constitutional assembly,
representing all the Greeks throughout
the world. The conservatives insist upon
limited representation from the several
provinces of the kingdom.
= If the latter prevail few changes will be
made In the constitution. If the RADICALS
prevail there is no telling what will be
done.
There is no serious talk of republic,
although occasionally somebody raises
that cry Last summer lieutenant In
the army tried to organize a movement
and proclaimed himself a candidate fer
the first president of the republic.
The experiment was tried here imme-
diately after the war of independence.
with unfortunate consequences. Thinking
people who are familiar with the history
Of their country do not want 1t repeated.
No Greek thinks that any other Greek
is good enough to rule him. Hence 1t IS
necessary to have a foreigner for king.
Whether the present dynasty will be
overthrown is doubtful Many politicians
want to get rid of King George simply
for the sake of a change, just as their
predecessors got rid of King Otto in 1857.
The thinking element are loyal to him.
They recognize his fine qualities and ap-
preciate the good sense he has shown III
keeping out of politics and permitting his
parliament to govern the country through
a ministry appointed by him in harmony
with the views Of the majority.
No sovereign in Europe has been more
impartial in his treatment of parties and
issues. The Greeks might search the
world over without finding q man who
will fill their requirements in such sat-
isfactory manner.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-06-08
OPPOSED TO |NDEMN|T|ES
CHICAGO TRADE BOARD DIREC.
TORS TAKE ACTION.
Amendment Prohibiting Trading in
puts" and Calls Probably
Will Be Passed.

CHICAGO, H., June S.-Directors Of
the Board of Trade went on record yes
terday as opposed to trading in what are
known as indemnities, which formerly
were known as puts and calls
The directors passed "a resolution stat
ing that 1t was the sense of the directory
that such trading in indemnities should
be abolished, and thought an amendment
should be passed making 1t against the
rules for any member to engage in such
transactions.
The proposed amendment will be posted
for ballot today, and after ten days the
members will vote on the proposition.
Prompted by Court Decision.
Recently the decision Of the appellate
court startled the members in regard to
trading in ups and downs, and 1t
was recognized that some action must
be taken at once.
Judge Mack upheld the verdict of the
municipal court in the case Of Nash &
Wright against Daniel c. Wright, In
which the defendant pleaded the gamb-
ling act as a defense in an action brought
10 recover money owing to the plaintiffs
on grain transactions.
While the transactions which gave rise
to the above case grew out of operations
in the cd puts ana calls, many members
we're Of the belief that the difference be-
tween puts and calls and ups and
downs" as thy are now called, was SO
small that no court would recognize the
difference.