The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-07-15

Most of these appropriations are on we
. similar love, They are assignments ak
of the peoples money to particular
districts for the purpose of buying on
the reelection of the sitting member. SCI
They are openly criminal But the fin
president had to fight crime with the wi
weapons at hand; and the country
congratulates him upon his courage
and his success. as
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AROUND TOWN. p pl
Just look at that corn!
A little corn weather, if you please, c
Mr.. w. NJ. as
Don't you feel sc.iy !'r those poor Al
h'tle Goulds. M
Looks as if Bryan's water wagon
would be lonely one. pr
How about that new Union Pacific so
depot that was to have been started ha
June /? Pa
In fly hunting, whether it's driver
shot or a mashie, keep your eye on sc
the fly. ca
Why didn't somebody thing of put la
ting Rain wanted" ad in The News is
a month ago?
older q ont or Si
they'll sit up to talk when they go to to
house party. Sc
New YOrk's black belt is going to Or
surround black Jack when he hits in ey
Gotham Monday.
Rain is getting so common up in in
this country that it's hardly worth Al
printing as news any more. hf
You can't bother a woman nowadays w
by discovering rats in her hair. "They Ie
all do she says, undisturbed.
If you could collect $4,000 for be. u.
ing slanderei and $4,000 for being nc
beaten, which would you take? W
There isn't anything more unsightly 81
than an advertisement showing III
woman soaking her rect, unless it p,
might be the real article.
Flies used to be sign of the sum- 4,
mertime; now they're a sign of un- a
cleanliness. Any at your house? or
Swat 'em. 80
One of the causes for high prices -,
is the fact that pure food costs more ~, p,
than poor food, says an agricultural '"
expert.
The experience of that French wo- -
man aviator proves that when you go 49,
sailing through the air, you've got to ~
take your head along. ~
With Norfolk men being sued at !.
the rate of $4,000 a day, there ough- az
70 be plenty of money in circulation
for some time to come. g.
Seeing how easily Charlton gets off, ~
DR.. Hyde will likely think it's shame -.
that he didn't think of recommending -, ~
an Italian trip for Colonel Swope's ~
health, there to do the deed al
Not very long ago little Norfolk liz
boy ran his hand into the collection
plate at Sunday school, and when it =,
had gone, said to his friend next in "a
the seat 81 got five cents; how much =,
did you get?" ~
VIII the NJ & o. railway company lid
please raise its bridge over the North III
fork few inches, so that people in le
the motor boats won't have to duck al
their heads and run risk of running I'
their hats when they pass under the
bridge?
Most women think they can make 'u
better pie than other women. Some -
of them, whenever they go to picnics, III
shove their pies forward out of sym 'e
pathy for the picnickers, so that if 81
there is any left over, it'll be the in ue
feriOr brands. 50
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ATCHISoN GLOBE SIGHTS.
What has become of the boys and
girls who played "crack the whip" thj
vic
A Woman's idea of shopping is to raj
look at oriental rugs, and buy mating. sit
We have noticed that when a quack tol
advertises, he always uses the word tai
expert" hr
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Every man has a nation that his bee
principles" are better than other peo- col
pies. sol