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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-05
ATHLETE REFUSES $4,000
Hawaiian Refuses Place as Graduate
Director at Harvard.

BOSTON. March 4-Paul Withing.
ton. the great aitaround Harvard attn
letc. was offered a position as dire TO.
Of athletics a. Harvard az salary oil
$4,000 Wilmington turned down the
offer aud viii return 10 his home in
Honolulu where his family is engaged
in expensive sugar cultivation.
Had wilmington accepted the posi-
zion offered. be would have suppIaHted
William il Garcei0n. graduate.tfcas
urer OF athletics at Harvard
Wilmington Was one Of the best attn
letes who ever represented the Grim
son on the football field. ia rowing
swimming wrestling and gymuastics
Dr Sargent, the Harvard physical cX
amuer. declares Wilmington one OF On,
most perfect specimens OF physical
manhood he ever examined.
Wilmington made his II in Two major
sports. football and rowing. and holds
the amateur heavyweight WRESTLING
championship OF New England
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-05
Redsox Dodae Doves.

BOSTON. March 4\Aftcr laps>
OF many Years tho oldtime custom OF
opening the Harvard baseball season
by n game with a Boston baseball
dub Will bo resumed thiN season ON
Anil - the Crimson and the Rcd
sox viii got together for thc first
time i'm about 80 years. and Captain
Lauigau's team will bc given "a
chance 10 see just what sort at 30
showing Dr. viii make apainst team
of the Speed Boys calibre
The Rosion Nationals hal ASKED
the Rcdsox 20 play them ON April
IL. hui while any Boston ians
would naturally be curious 10 see jus,
how these two teams would show
against each other Manager Donovan
and Treasure Mcl}rocn believe that
n would bo more 90 the teams inter
est to reopen Jhc abandoned Gus.
tom Of opening the season with the
Harvard ball t0Ssers
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-05
COACH stage EXPERIMENTS
WITH NEW FOOTBALL RULES
Under His Direction Arkansas Players
Try Out Mod tications Of Fof-
ward Pass.

+ Al r } nv LIZ AtA M@'Cn -
IN ms tNpvt''A,l ''S "'NH '"e = .'' - 90
or Arkansas lcotDaH squad Co"''l
stag OF the IhlFtfSlt! OF Ohieds q
mas hit upon inodInca'ioIS OF 'Ae Io'-
ward pass "nicn' II ADOPTED 10y. l"'
Jules committee ~ us next HHee'l"-
I'm MarcH 30 VIZ mean
III 'rf. anu sane s''i-'. ~ loo1u'''
The Work SO lar mas consisted ~
71oFl scr'hihase ana lorna "O' "'
10 Wh.ch otaES '[led several %. nls ~
eIiineAl9. ne lo''oN ."s 9's 7''''''7
WI he list 'oi aidered.
Seven men VIII ad"ag7 ne "epl on
me me ol s'rll'''lid%o' '"S en-
.ne % men u me pack heid OF me 'h
any ioiih"HoP
The irs' man fe1elN ing 'de oaii VIII
te allowed 20 run Win ~ p''' H''.
h' passed lfom 'h''r 20 any "'''''"'''
ct tire back hva
Al puaafhs ana pu'ilt7 ol ne man
carrying the ban val DC eii'ulha,e'
"e "'N''.V 80 ~ s''' iiaa =, -.
ever any part OIL ''t nm, ~ SCI '.'.
mag In Illustration uS'i ~. I'"'
ter can use the ""'i' mar "d9" ~" "a !.
me emu. 'l'h urn '', -. a." -
across thf me ar ciliiiiiasc' P'7'i''-
u Only 10 the ~ 'i9'
Fan al"AF' '' 1e i, pay w" In In
" 70" las' i''' lor. ,.hile =, H.
when torchea ny any one WIZ - -
iL ne af u me 'lui. . '"''.''eS ~.
ground II is p'h'I'S III ANU I'm ~ -.
cute forward pass ana VIII "i''"'
game more Omen - 81,
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-05
WILL SUCCEED
FITZPATRICK
A. c. Kraenzlein, Famous Athlete
Formerly of Philadelphia, Is Chosen
BY u of NJ Regents.

ANN ARBOR. Mich. March A.
Special "A c. kraenzleiu. former
University o. Pennsylvania hurdler
duG by many considered the Creates
athlete OF his time. was hired today
hy the university regents TO succeed
kceue Fitzpatrick a. salary OF Sl.6e9
a year IN addition 10 his salary ne
Nili receive salary from the Athletic
association which Viii probably bring
.is remuneration Up 10 $500 year.
lie viii have Tie titl- OF assistant PRO.
ltssor OF outdoor athletics
Or George \. MAJ VIII be known Ga
director ot Waterman gymnasium. ana
VIII draw salary 81 $500 per year.
The regents also decided 10 accedr
to lie request of the medical alumni
and retain tbs old medical building.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-05
zLmmerman FIned 500.

CHICAGO. March 5-Heinie Zlm-
norman. the Bronx Kid. arrived n
Chicago just in time 10 learn that
Manager Chance had imposed 90 him
fine of $500 for his delay In report.
ing with The rest of the squad at West
Baden.
Before he signs his contract fot
1910 he VIII try TO secure the promise
of President Murphy t0 iptercede in
his behalf and save that 800.
My failure 90 reoprt said Vim
norman. was due 70 the accident in
which my Knee was injred There
WAS no use iu coming earlier and
doubt whether viii le able 20 p.aV
for another week. thina when Chance
understands an the circumstance be
fue won't -o. fof he wants tu do r'sht,
b1t probably thinks vas s.anms.
which ia not so"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-05
KIP" SELBACH
OUT WITH Def
Stocky Athlete Will Bowl Anyone
for -, "a or SO Hours During
Tournament Time.
BY FILLMORE JOHNSON.

Al Kip Selbach, bowler. ball
PLAYER and all.around athlete. is out
with a unique challenge To the bowl
ers ina attendance RI the national bowl
ing tournament The stubby Colum-
bus man wants to roll an endurance
match with any OF the local OF visiting
toWlers Tor l., - or 80 hours. total
pins 90 count This goes FOR moaey
or marbl -
Seioacn nc"u5 no reminder OF his
proWess TO the lasclall fans and he is
us formidable on the drives as he was
m jhe major leaGues few years asO.
.ie IL captain n the bonds. OF Colum-
huS. Wno -on the 1905 championships
with a score OK y.921. This team also
has the tournament record for a sing,e
.ame. 1866, made az the y h. A
tournament IN New York last May.
With his partner Herman Collins
Sclbach won the doubles champion
ship one year ago while last year they
we're beaten out at Pittsburg 10y 81,
scant margin OF three pins
As manager uf the harrisburg team
IN the Tristate League. Selbach is -ul
figure ia baseball Tie Is WATCHING
The American league prospects Wit.
great interest.
There Is absolutely no reason Nny
Detroit should not cop a fourth pen
nant. says KIP The Tigers have
hustliug team anu hustllng manager
Il seems 10 NE that they have
strengthened a much as any othe
American leagse team"
Seibscn started playing ball IN l>s,
ana has been az x ever since Wit
bowling as his winter diversion u,
ami Charley KID" Nichols OF kansa.
city. usually Lave tanning bees ol
the occasion OF every national bowling
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-05
D. A. c. VETERANS PLAY.
Central High Aleo Has Basketball
Game on for Saturday Night.

Basketball fans will have their
choice between good game Saturday
evening The -. a. c. veterans. com
posed of Mazer Liddincton. Luude.
Shinnick and Miller. Will meet Tho
Adrian college five i'm y a. G.. GYM
nasium Rayis and Brewsters furnish
the preliminary
Central high plays. the Northviiio
team IN tho high school gymnasium
There Will also be- the reguiar gaines
IN tlc Commercial league al thc VI.
G.. a. gymnasium
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-05
WASHINGTON BUYS PARK
Management of Senators Take over
Site Lone Used.

WASHINGION MaTCl = nv
owners II the Washington baseball
club have bought the grounds al
Sevcnth-st.. near Fiorida-aye., north
vest. which n has used for five years.
for price not made public With th~
purchase goes strip OF land back Of
the center field fence. which Will be
Included lA the park making il one II
the deepest ~ either league. Iae
management has started plans for a
Thoroughly modern pian- 10 bee erect
cd next year The grounds are easily
.eacled from III heart OF the city.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-05
Yacht Clubs to Unite.

movement is on foot for the
union of Tie Detroit Motor Boat clu9
and the Edgemor" Yacht club. the
former club title ~ be- retained. The
Edecmorc Yacht club has been In
existence about - years, but must
soon give mp IT'S club house which is 20
DEE torn down 10 make room for the
city's now jumping station an The foot
OF Park iew-ave The two clubs. by
combining. VII create the largest
fleet iu those waters The EdCemerc
members have % sailing craft. while
about 20o motor boats are owned In
The other club.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-05
HetcheI 70 Meet Kaufman.

NFW YORK. March Aftcr try.
u. icr mau. weeks TO- get Al kaul
man. tho California heavyweight, 20
couseHt 10 take. pn STANLEY Betchcl
for six rounds af special show ~
tie National Athletic club of Phila.
delptia Matchmaker Jack McGuigan
made am offer go Kaufman Tor TIE
Hzht which he accepted As k"tchci
bl. already agreed tu take on kauf
man DO is almost certain that The men
will como together the latter part OF
This month
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-05
RIvERslDEs DEFEAT RIVALS.
sn7ldiuus Lost Friday Nights Cane
-, 81 "a p Score.

u was p sore blow that hefell the
cpaIdiug, Friday evening whom thet
rivals. tho Ritorsidcs. had tho better
.nf thcm u game thar was CLOSE ami
lively throughout. The sport Shop
aearegauun did not play with Inc
usual "pop" and missed many 900
.cbapccs RIvcsides FfUred seven
field baskets 10 two Tor Spaiding-.
Uibrich. who played with SpaIdine7
despite previous reports 60 the con,
uarv aided MS side by making ~
baskets from fouls while Kinsel rot
but % Tor ihe BiHcrsides Tho teams
viii meet aea.n March ~ 100 u y. g.
gym s. NJ L. Reserves pui Dr. over
tho Campbells - to l3 in She prcsm.
mary
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-05
ARRIVE
!. GONFIO EMIT Of
NEW RECORDS
Lipman and 0'Leary Elves Get IN
From Chicago To Bowl Saturday
Night-special Train for Windy
City Contestants
Big Teams Rolling Saturday Night.
MANY Good Scores Made in FIJI
day Nights Competition.

TWO teams that have won 4. h s.
bowling tournaments IN past years
wcrc IN The delegation O. Cmc"-'
boNl,ng enthusiasts that arrived IN
Detroit. per special train, sajhia"t
The .Iipmans made tho great Iteo'"
III 2 962 last year while ihe q lear
have q tournament record OF -'>.'
These are the stars OF me NnlN"-'
bunch.
with thirteen teams from Chi-as2
rolling SATURDAY evening. a big crown
from Pittsburs and scatterins team
from other outside towns SATURDAY
evenings games should be the mos,
exciting of the tourney so iar IA
faci. il is not unlikely that tLe recof /
for the 1910 tourney Viii oe SIT a. tA's
time
AT least. the Chicago and Plltsonl-
men will ieave q few marks behlhd 10.
the succeeding bowlers 10 shoo' a.
during the remainder OF the conn pet
ton. There will be another oiS On'
cago invasion at the end OF next week.
with few teams from the " iho9 Nlts
dropping in az odd times
Sunday will also be a lively day As
the bowlers who shoot in the ave m u
events Saturday night 20 on the alleys
SUNDAY for the individual and dodo'e
events. There will be spirited COM
petition among the alley sharps Of The
Chicago teams and inter-city matches
with the Pitts buTgerS and other cN'
perts now in the city will De The RUE
on the tournament alleys for the next
day or .txo-A. Some big money games
are already discussed.
Friday Big Day
Friday was a big day al The WAYNE
Gardens. The list OF ten high score
in each event suffered material
changes air along the Tine Four teams
from Ohio and Nebraska grabbed the
first four places in the doubles =
Frohnauer Of Columbus jammed his
way into fourth place in the individual
standing with go and had a lot OF
hard luck in his. third game at that
getting only ia after having 4JS IN
his first two games.
The evenings bowling brought fve
new teams into the select list amon-
five-men teams The big scores were
as follows Krollmans. Cincinnati
2.720; Lord Lister, Chicago, 200
washingtons. Washington, Pa, 2.7os
Orfents, Cleveland. 2702; Old Land
marks. Columbus. 2699.
There were eight 500 scores role
In the individual events Friday.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-05
Amateur Boxing Tourney.

The national amateur boxing cham
riou-hip meeting viii be held 90 B1e
tom April ! and - There are seven
ci4S.cs. f,om Jos pounds up Coz
r,eaal, NiI be- awarded and only
p. -i-terpd amateurs ma compete IN"
boston Athletic association has fbc al
Mars Nj cNIrg,.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-05

a new outlaw baseball league .lrs
been orgagized n tie cast under tic
ramo )of The Jnuet States Baseball
leaeue. u proposes 90 pat clubs in
Hhtladclpnia. Boston Baltimore. proy
dence BROOKLYN Newark Paterson
ai,u Trenton
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-05

BANKS WINS AGAIN.
Detroiter Makes Checker Champion
ship Almost Certainty.

TOLEDO, Q. MaTCh 5.-NeNeJ
Banks won another game from Hugh
Henderson In the nat.ona. checker
championship Friday, making the score
Banks. {, Henderson. . draws. aS. A
only six gaines remain 70 Dee played it
seems almost certain that Banks VIII
come out Of The contest victor
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-05
FI,E-MEN EVENT.

Coionials, Madison. Wis. ..... soy
Ldbertys, Rochester. y. N............ -
B. r O. T.. Syracuse, y. N.....-.
Bonds Columbus. - ............... Z. 100
Grunwalds. Akron. O...-........... 20
Krollmans. Cincinnati O,....-.- -|
Lord Lister, Chicago ....... .. 2.7a9
washington No l. Wash Pa. .. 21hN
Orients. Cleveland, q. ................ = ~
Old Landmarks No. !. COlum, o.. 699
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-05
WoIIic Girtt. or crnnd nnma.

WHH LOG Aa Nui-aet aud thralf.us e4it
ne signs up with some other miss
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-05
TEN HIGH SCORES.
INDIVIDUAL EVENT.
Two-MEN EVENT.

Cook and Greuson. Sebring ...... EOS
r. Balzer and j. Hams, OMAHA. l.ltH {
Elwert and r. GoZZolo. Toledo. l.les
Falsom and Turner, SebrinE. o.. 80
Mouat and Johnson. betroit-..... llto +
Meyers and stuart. Cleveland 1.l49
Paterson and Funke. BelleNllle, II ~ -
Schener and Hustler. Eric. ia 500. 90
TheilI and Frohman. Columbus l15
Smiley and Bacon, Jackson ...... l.la1
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-05
Nrsrr1c Srnts tur tie
BYSzRO and FENBY

Nrsstiing Match. on safe "t the Turns
ftotei Cigar stands John Nnckak. 1865
Z Nsehir anluvt. trna Euruprnn Drur
<t5rc. sOS Jaaheld-nNc
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-05

Tie always carries set OF dumb.
bells an accordion and cas stove In
his suit case. Herman pat Zhyszko
and Spcck. the Poles wrestling part
ner up at 50 day hotel in Chicago,
and was surprised to ind them busy
cooking over the gas stove when he
came into their room later. They had
trunkful OF groceries which they had
bought
"Zis Sneck. h make zc only good
coffee in America. explained Zbysz.
ho And zee o2air ting OH Ne
see one nice German delcatcsscn and
We take no chance on ze hotel
When he Is not training Zbyszkc
amuses himself with the accordion.
one reason he loves Spech is that the
huge German thinks Zbyszko is 4
good player He is the only one who
does
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-05

ZBYSZKO. THE POLISH WRESTLER,
DISPLAYS MANY QUEER NOTIONS

he was in Toledo f5f a nttlc while lac
tween trains and Mad TO eat al q
restaurant he ordered eggs. and
when they came examined them
very carefully Then he looked sad
My dear madame. zeez are eem
posseoble he told the waitress.
And he had TO 80 without eggs that
morning. because they could NOT find
any 90 suit him.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-09
Elizahethan Slam.

According to the latest edition Of
Webster's Dictionary, one meaning of
lobster is "a gullible. awkward. bum
Cling or undesirable fellow This
meaning is supposed by most persons
to be a modern development of slang.
However, lobster was a favorite term
of abuse among Englishmen of Queen
Elizabeth's day, and Shakespeare may
have denounced his callboy as a
lobster" when the boy failed to at
tend to his duties. Some students of
the word think it probably was applied
first to men with red faces AS signi-
flying soldier the term lobster is as
old as Cromwelrs day. Lord Claren-
den, historian of the civil war IN Eng
land, explains that it was applied to
the Roundhead cuirassiers ''because Of
the bright iron shells with which they
were covered Afterward British sol
diers in their red uniforms were called
HOLSTERS Then came another develop
ment. The soldier in the red coat be-
came a boiled lobster" while the po-
liceman in blue was. of course. an
'sunboiled' or raw lobster Again,
ito boil a lobster" was for man to
enlist in the army and put on red
coat-Chicago News.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-09
An Eye on the Future.

A man with swollen finger that
had a deep abrasion under the ring
called at jewelry store to get the
ring cut off, Before the operation was
begun he said:
"Can this ring be mended so a pawn
broker will give me the usual amount
on il?
'It can be mended," said the jeWeler,
''but doubt if you can ever persuade
a pawnbroker to accept it afterward."
Then l guess I'll take chances on
my finger getting well with the ring
on" said the young man and left the
store.
incidents like that" said the jewel
er, "show what surprisingly large
number of Philadelphians live with
the pawnshop looming up just ahead
Of them as an unavoidable evil. OF all
the people who need their rings cut off
two-thirds of them ask that very ques-
ton, and large percentage of them
take chances on blood poisoning rather
than destroy the rings value as a
pawnable asset. "-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-09

it should be made an annual event. the
success this year making it doubly sure
that it will be looked forward to every
fall by all the people for miles around.
The Milwaukee Journal band in their
khaki uniforms proved to be an i'm
mense assistance in the entertainment.
Exhibit hall drew as much favorable
comment as any one feature. The num-
Der of exhibits was far beyond the ex-
pectations of the committees and many
of them were exceptionally creditable.
The flag parade by about $50 young
ladies and girls and the drill which
some so of them gave later drew great
applause from the crowd that lined the
streets. Great credit is due to Major
Hill and his lieutenants for this part of
the program. The ball game Tuesday
afternoon was one-sided, the home team
being unable for some reason to get
into form. They lost to Deerfeld by a
large score, but made up the next day
before the largest crowd of the year,
when they defeated the strong Fort
aggregation in close, exciting game
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-09
GAINESVILLE

Judge Grimm arrived here Friday
morning from Yellowstone Park, where
he has been enjoying his vacation.
There having been no matters which
required his immediate attention, he
proceeded to his home in Jefferson.
Mrs c. A Cummings of La Prairie
suffered broken left collar bone, cut
on her forehead, laceration of the ell
bow and several cuts to her right arm
in runaway accident Friday. She was
riding with her husband when the horse
became frightened and ran upon an en-
bankment on South Main street, and
both were thrown out.
A summons for the arrest of Otto
Wizard, spotter, has been issued by
request of E ] Murphy, local manager
for Hanley Bros, wholesale fruit deal
ers. A charge of SANDER is made.
Wizard has been coming to GAINESVILLE at
intervals for the past year to secure
evidence of the ''iniquities" OF the city.
He was here on that mission last spring
and at that time, it is said, circulated a
slanderous report about the city con-
corning Mr. Murphy.
Stanley Peters, a pen-maker living
at 436 North Chatham street, may lose
the sight of his left eye as the result
of receiving a full charge of small bird
shot between the eyes Thursday even
ing while visiting at neighbours home
through the accidental discharge of a
rifle. The shot, which had been placed
in a small 22-calibre rifle to shoot cats
with, struck Peters directly between
the eyes and several bits of shot lodged
in his left eye.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-09

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion Of the ear
There is only one way to cure deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an infamed con-
dition of the mucous lining of the Eus-
tachian Tube. When this tube gets in
famed you have rumbling sound or
imperfect hearing, and when it is en-
tirely closed deafness is the result, and
unless the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to it's normal con-
dition, hearing will be destroyed forever,
nine cases out of ten are caused by ca
tarrh, which is nothing but an inhamed
condition of tie mucous surfaces.
We will give One HundredDollars for
any case of deafness (caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send fro circular, free.
F. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, O..
lB Sold by druggists, Toe.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-09
Milton Junction

Mrs Hettie Hurd has moved into the
Goodrich house vacated by E M Hols-
ston and family, and Miss Josephine
Brown, the nurse, and her mother are
now occupying the Israel Kelly house.
The annual picnic of the Fortnightly
club was held at Charley Bluff, We'd
nesday. Twenty-six ladies were pres
ent who spent the afternoon very
pleasantly in games and bountiful
picnic supper.
Martin M Clarke, son of Mr. and Mrs
w A Clarke, who has been mentally
unbalanced for months, died at the
county asylum Tuesday. He leaves a
widow. The funeral services were held
Thursday at 2 p m from the home of
his parents, Rev DR. Randolph Officiat-
ing, and the services at the cemetery
were conducted by DeLac Lodge No.
322 / O O F, of which deceased was a
member.
An automobile owned and driven by
Hurd Wixom of GAINESVILLE took fire and
burned near Chris Wagner's Tuesday
evening. Mr. WiXom was on the way
to Lake Koshkonong. The blaze is
said to have started from leaky valve.
The woodwork was all ablaze almost
instantly, and Mr. Wixom ran the car
to the side of the road and jumped out
together with his hunting dog. He had
$50 loaded shells and a gun. He saved
the gun, new extra tire and some of
the shells. The fire burned with great
illumination for an hour, an exploding
shell at intervals adding to the general
excitement
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-09
Plenty In Reserve.

A man who had been fighting got
two black eyes. Next morning he met
a friend, who exclaimed:
"Why. Jack, where have you been?
You've got two black eyesw
'"That's nothing" he replied. II
could have got plenty more, only had
no place to put them"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-09
Pleasant.

Strange Guest-I don't know half the
people in the room. Just look at that
woman over there-the cross eyed, red
headed one. And some one told me
she was married. Don't you think the
fellow was a fool? Other Guest meek-
iy)-I know he was. I'm him.-Balti-
more American.