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The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-22

Gods earth could keep loyal or honest,
but they are exceptions.
Be clean, neat and coquettish in
your dress at home and in the privacy
of your rooms with your husband.
Never let him see you in soiied or
careless garments, and let him realize,
tactfully, that you expect the same
refiRements from him. Nothing is
commonplace in the daily associations
of life to two persons who love each
other, if they do not allow themselves
to fall into vulgarities
Mystery, romance and charm can
hang forever about the wife. as Well
as about the mistress. if the wife so
chooses. The husband can always, at
every approach, be the Prince Charm
ing TO anchor the enchanted Princess
with his first kiss. if he is skilled
enough in loves arts and refined
enough to wish to keep the interesting
role.
And in all loves ways man is much
given TO following woman's lead
If you possess no Independent IN
come of your own, have an under
standing in your honeymoon with re-
gard to money matters.
Ask for an allowance to be set apart
for your use, in order that no humili-
ating and indicate discussions need
ever occur between you on this sub
ject. Then study to be economical and
thrifty and wise in your use of your
allowance.
Love Sense and patience. These are
the three important elements neces-
sary to happiness in marriage
Much has been said and written of
the woman who keeps her little wor-
ries and troubles of the kitchen and
nursery to entertain her husband with
when he returns home after business
hours
She has been chided and urged to
remember how much her husband
needs her cheerful face to greet him
at home and her bright, hopeful con-
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-22

the hOme-but the husband must do
his part as well, If sunshine is to pre-
vail there. its rays will be dimmed if
he persists in transforming himself
into a large black cloud, or bank of
fog 1t is a relief, now and then. for a
wife to tell her husband all the vexa-
tons Of the day and to have his SYM
pathetic counsel, and just SO, on Oc-
casions. it is a comfort for man to
take his troubles home to a loving
mate and talk them over. But it is a
great mistake when either one settles
into the habit of loading the others
shoulders with a burden of worries,
described or unexpressed.
And fear in these days this grave
error is made more frequently by the
husband than by the wife.
Many a time the head of the house
hold imagines he is doing all his duty
by working necessarily and keeping
his family in comfort or luxury.
If he exhausts all of his nope and
cheerfulness in his labor and has moth
ing to take home to his family but his
depression and nervousness, he is do
ing his wife and children a greater
injury than he would if he worked less
and provided them with fewer ma
terial benefits.
A home needs something besides re-
cefpted bills to render it a happy haven
for q family.
Lean on myself, yet prop thyself with
Prayer;
For there are spirits, Messengers Of
Light,
Who come at call and fortify thy
strength.
There are relatives or members of
your family who, to use your own ex-
preston, perhaps, get on your
nerves" They annoy you in a thou
sand and one small ways. Their man
ners, their habits. their voices, their
ideas, all render them uncOngenial TO
you. And so life is constant discOrd.
But are you meeting this situation
with all that is tolerant. and large
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-22
The Worlds Great
Dreamer
Kaut's Vision of the Starry
Heavens.
By REV. THOMAS b. GREGORY.

BY REV. THOMAS d. GREGORY.
From the once startling theory known
as the "nebula hypothesis" the hypO
thetIcal element has been largely elm
mated The number of well-informed
people who now entertain doubt of the
theory of the nebulous origin of the
solar system and OF all the other suns
and worlds OF space is probably very
small.
We may be sure, beyond what the
lawyers would call a reasonable doubt
that all the ponderable material now
constituting the various bodies OF our
solar system once extended in the shape
o. a highly rarefied 'Star-dust" beyond
the confines of our most distant planet
and that this vast field of attenuated
matter, losing its heat by radiation,
contracted, and in its rotation threw
off, by reason Of the centrifugal force,
the rings which eventually became the
planets.
About eleven thousand nebulae are
now recognized, a few being visible 10
the naked eye; and it has been demon
strated-thanks to. the spectroscOpe-
that many of these nebulae are still ac-
tually gaseous, thus affording unques-
tionable evidence of the way in which
the worlds were made.
The nebulae theory is generally at
tributed to Lapiace, and the inustrious
F'renchman is clearly entitled to the SUI
preme place that he holds in the hier-
dTCny OF mind. But II was the llIle old
man of Koni gsberg, and not Laplace.
through whose brain first flashed the
great conception OF the nebulae hypo-
thesis.
It was in 1896 that Laplace published
The System of the World in a note in
which he launched his daring concep-
ton regarding the genesis OF the solar
system.
Emmanuel Rants Theory of the
Heavens" was given to the world in
1466 fOTTW-nnq before the nuh1i-
cation Of the great Frenchman's work.
In his Theory Of the Heavens" Kant
assumed as his provisional starting
point time when all the matter now
condensed in sun, planets and comets
was dissipated in a gaseous state over
the whole space in which these bodies
revolve"
To clearly understand the sort OF
brain that Kant must have possessed
st is only necessary to remember that
his vast conception was purely deduc-
tive-that is TO say, was a conception
and nothing mora sublime idea gen
Grated in his imperial mind; a dream,
if you Will. Of his almost more than
mortal fancy.
1t is as a philosopher, as a robust
thinker, as a sort of logical Hercules
that Kant IS best known to fame; but
great as his achievements are in the
way of meta physics, would it not seem
that his proudest victories IN that di-,
rectiOn are but as Dust in the balance
compared with the mighty mental leap
by which he rose to his sublime con
ception OF the star-dust and the worlds
Mat were born of it?
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-22
Copyright. 1910. by the New York
Evening Journal Publishing

Copyright 1910. by the New York
Evening Journal Publishing
Company
In OIden times the spinster OF mature
age was Ofttimes the neighborhood an
gel and the universal friend OF suffer-
ing humanity.
In modern times the woman bachelor
frequently occupies a large place in the
public heart, and ner opinion Is re-
spected by men and women and her
character admired. her position assured.
Nevertheless it is the exceptional wO-
man who remains single for half cen
fury and does not become abnormal and
eccentric and ''difficile" in many ways.
Without question, living alone, and
thinking alone, and planning alone, is
an unnatural state for a human being
Bachelors are usually cranky and I'M
comfortable creatures to know init
mately, but the fact that they are less
pronounced in their whimsical ideas
than the average single woman is due
to their wider association with the out
side sex The bachelor is not deprived
of the cOmpaniOnship of women as the
single woman Is deprived of the com
partnership of men. The laws of SOci-
ETY. and peculiarities of the two sexes
render the situation entirely different.
The Bachelor Is Sought After.
A bachelor of forty or fifty is often a
lion with young girls. and, of course, is
when agreeable, sought after by older
women, both single and married.
spinster of that age is regarded as
belonging to a past era by young men.
and the tastes of the Older ones for
oebueanteS and the Discrimination of
many wives to having their husbands
pose as platonic friends of other
women leave the attractive spinster
with a limited field for the selection
of men friends and associates. She is,
when self-respectinS and refined, COM
PEELED to find her comradeship with
men relegated to relatives who rarely
give or inspire any sentiment stronger
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-22
Living in a Glass
House

(BY THEODORE c. DEITRICH)
a LICE and Nick and few poodle
~ dogs
L y Were seated at home last night;
The flames burst forth from the crack
ing logs
And their glare was warm and
bright.
Daddy is after those naughty French -
Cried Alice in delight;
Its good for them, too; they have no
defense"
And her pride was a pretty sight.
Race suicide is a terrible thing,
AS Daddy has often said"
Her eye was clear, her voice had a
ring
Then Nicholas raised his head.
He laid down his paper, then took it up,
His words had a meaning sting;
For he said, as he kicked the nearest
pup:
Yes it's a terrible thing
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-22
By EBERT HUBBARD.

recorded is still denied. Orthodox
churches will not listen to her speak,
and the logic of William Penn, 1.-The
Voice may come TO a woman exactly
as to a man. is smiled at indulgently
by priests and preachers. In English
common law she is always a minor
She never grows UP.
1t does not require much reasoning
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-22
A LARGE APPETIZER.

Lady Ito gardener)-Have you had
your dinner. John?
John-Not yet, mumi Hi must eat
the greenhouse fust-Tit Bits.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-22
Some Citizens Abroad
BY WEEK JONES.

AIRO-JOhn Smith. who says he
is an American citizen, purchased
statuette of the goddess Meth
1913 B. c. from an Arab for $1,000.
Closer inspection showed that the fig
ure bore the inscription New York
and the date 1902" which, Of course,
showed the antique to be comparatively
modern and worth at retail perhaps 20
cents.
The editor of the Lookout received a
cable message today from John Smith:
To the American People, ask you
to remain calm in this crisis and not
to lynch and Egyptians because of the
incident relating to the fake goddess.
I have been stung, II Is true, but I'M
plore YOU not to let your fe> tngS lead
you into any excess that might later
cause you regret.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-22

Paris-Hiram ]. HOople OF Fresh
wat college, Mont, lectured today at
the Sorbet In the course of his ad-
dress on citizenship, Prof. Hoople de-
cIared that the only citizen worthy OF
the name was the man who had at least
nine children in his family. He point
ed out that as suicide ended in death,
so race suicide would end in the eX-
tinctiOn of the race.
Prof: Leroux of the Sorbet created a
scene in his reply to Prof. HOOple's adj
dress. Prof. LeroUX said that IL fec
undity were a test of citizenship, the
Goldfish should be given a vote right
away.
The remark was received in a strained
silence, and from the appearance OF
Prof. Hoople 1t was evident that he was
greatly exercised over the Untoward
Incident although he strOve hard to
control his feelings.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-22

The editor of Carper's Weekly has re-
ceived the following cable message
from Prof Hoople:
While American people sure be
greatly excited over incident at Sorbet
beseech them not lose heads. French
a great nation. LerouX undesirable
professor. Urge nation remain calm.
Berlin Edward Pnlbox. a well
known osteopath of Oshkosh, Wis,
called for a stein of pilsner today in
the Lagergarten, but the waiter served
a party at the next table before bring
ing Dr. Pillboxs beer. 1t was easy 20
see that the American was very much
wrought up over the incident, but he
preserved an outward calm and IN
dignified way said that when he or
Gered pilsner he was accustomed 10
have it brought to him promptly. His
/ demeanor in the trying situation eX-
cited the admiration of his countrymen
present.
The editor of Holler's Weekly today
received a cable message from J. Ed
ward PinboX of Oshkosh, Wis:
To the People of America-Keep
calm. In spite of the deplOrable Incl
dent in the Lagergarten do not spill
any kegs of pilsner in the streets
dwell in peace with all beers. / am
not in the least excited myself, and
hope our great republic will let the
matter pass over quietly.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-02-10
Sale
of
Zion


and a display Of illustrations of mechanical de-
vices requisite in the art Of fine lace making.
" his sale offers an exceptional opportunity for
economy purchases Of durable fine laces of ex>
quislte beauty twill prove very interesting even
to those not intending to purchase q Zion
Laces, manufactured in the most modern lace
factory in the world, are the best of their kind
made-the best wash laces ever placed before
toms duty of 70% added to the cost, as are all
imported laces. q All machines of Zion Lace
Industries are and have been operating l8 hours
daX except Sun SUNDAY for over i year. with the
weeks. New machines are continually being
installed. FWomen wanting laces for present
or future use will experience marked saving
by visiting our lace counters.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-02-10
ORCHARD LANDS
CHANGING HANDS

Orchard lauGs in various parts OF
the valley continue to move rapidly
and num- ber of Zig sales have been
recorded within the past week. Dan
Smith has sold his 40 acres in the
Odell district to Ii. Whipple, OF
Devils Lake, N. D., for Sl4, 500.
Nine years ago. Mr.. Smith paid $3.50
Tor the Az acres and he has now sold
it for more than that amount fol-
each acre.
q. Y. Edwards Il Co., this week
ol osed the sale OF the Vim. Kerr place
| 212 miles out on the East side. l..
r.. Ireland, OF Minneapolis was the
purchaser. lie and his family will
move here during the summer and
will then erect new house or make
sent one. Mr.. Ireland was here in
June and returned last month and
secured the aoove property, the
amount OF purchase price, $lS, 600.
The above place contains y acres, 75
per cent in orchard.
Another big sale is reported by W.
S. Nichol OF ten acres of bearing
orchard in Belmont which sold to
Wilson X. McUready, of Iowa, for
$l, 200. The place belonged to +.
u. Ch1rch and it contains good i'm.
provemeuts W. S. Michel also Ie-
pors the sale OF "a acres ln the upper
valley belonging to S. M. Nichol to
q. K. Coons for 81, 600.
Charles Bruce arrived here Friday
from Memphis, Tenn, to join his
brother, GeoIge Q. Bruce, and q. Ii.
Futile, OF Indianapolis, who had been
here tor several days looking over the
valley. These three gentlemen have
taken an option on 81 acres Ia the
upper valley which they expect to
close and develop. Mr.. G. BIuce
will remain and manage the work.
The Indianapolis men have returned
home where they are extensively en-.
gagged in developing suburban tracts.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-02-10
Concerning High Explosives.

Any body who has even used dyns-
mite is thoroughly acquainted with
all the disadvantages aud dangers
involved In using this energy. For
years science has made study of
high explosives, trying to formulate
compound that would be free from
the disad Vantages connected with
nitro. glVcerine explosives. The high
est results so far obtained are en-
bodied in a discovery, made by a
noted American chemist, and which
has been on the market for several
years and has therefore stood the
extreme test Of practical usage. This
powder has been given the name OF
Trojan and has recently been intro.
duoed in the northwest section OF
the United States.
Among the good points claimed for
this comparatively new explosive IL
that 1t is not effected by heat OF cold,
IL II short fash explosive aud pro
duoes practically no flame, causes no
headaches, no nOXinus gases, does
not deteriorate with age, will not
explode with ordinary jar, works wet,
and eliminates danger OF windy shots
and premature explosions.
The government tests all high OK
plosives in order to safeguard users,
the same as IL safeguards the public
against impure foods. Trojan powder
passed the government tests with high
gradings, both with regard to safety
for transportation and Geological sur
yey tests for mine use.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-02-10
BRIEF LOCAL MATTERS.
The Dietz Studio for photos.
Land Plaster at Whitehead's

The Dietz Studio for photos.
Land Plaster at Whtehead's.
Cold boiled ham at Mcclure Bros.
Shoes made or repaired at johnson s
Our work guaranteed. Deitz Studio.
Finishing for amateurs at Deitz Stu
dio
Buy your L'ne and yitrol at White
heads.
lakewood Creamery Butter at Nc
Guires.
If you want shoes that don't go
wrong go to Johnsen's.
Money to loan on improved farm
land. r. d. Tweedy.
Home Rendered Leaf Lard at Mcclure
Bros.
Best line of Spray Nozzles at MELON.
aids.
If your shoes have gone wrong take
them to johnson.
Line and Sulphur Solution in any
quantity, at Whitehead's.
Highest market price paid for yea
and chickens. Mcclure Bros.
9. 4. Fsrly was in Portland on bus
the cary Eart OF last week.
Insure your automobile. G. Y. Ed
wards & Co, Agents.
Get your spray hose from Mcdonald
G lean new stock, no factory scraps.
! lost--Scotch Collie pup, color white
and brown. Return to Mrs. c. r. Grei-
sen for reward. i10
Shasta Water Jack can furnish you
with oysler coctails by the glass, quart
''Insure Before the Fire." We rep
resent standard companies only. q.
" Edwards s Co., Agents,
Fresh Eastern and Olympia Oysters
at De Bussey's Oyster House by pint,
quart or gallon.
ENSURE Before the Fire" In COM
Lancashire and other strong COmpa-
nies. q. Y. Edwards & Co., Agts.
We do hot keep Mitchell wagons,
buggies and hacks-we sell them. Our
sales in this line have been very crafty
ing not only to ourselves but many
pleased customers. Blowers Bros.
If you want to buy, sell or rent Hood
River property 60 to A. W. Onthank.
Money te loan on first mortgages. Notar-
ial work of all kinds and legal papers
carefully prepared. Also fire insurance
the very best comp anies.
Hood River Yellow Newtown Sweet
Cider, made from hand sorted and
washed apples. Your grocer will de-
liver same fresh and sweet at 35c per
gallon.
Good, dry, body dr wood for sale
at Sc ord. Ring up Whitehead,
No. 81,
The Davenport Harness Co. has a
large supply of good robes which will
be sold at very low prices in not to have
TO carry them over to next wear. tt
There will be week day services at the
Episcopal hurci' every Thursday even
ing at O'clock during Lent, conducted
by Rev. Mr.. Warren.
The Hrm of Hart Bros, has dIssolv-
ed partnership and the meat market
will hereafter he conducted by
Charles Hart All accounts with the
firm will be settled with him,
Allen HaIt,
Charles Hart.
Christian Science Society Services
in Reading Room. No Davidson
bldg corner 3rd and Cascade, Sun
day IL a. m. Wednesday, $50 p m.
oh 10 SrI GtSAE1l ~
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-02-10

Table boarders taken at 252 State st.
The biggest, brightest, newest lot Of
Gordon Hats for Spring are now on sale
at &. Vogt's.
If you are interested to know the cor
rect style in Gordon Hats see J. q.
Vogt's window,
Order your wirc.wound wooden water
pipe early, es it is not held in stock
See Joe Wilson.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-02-10
Two Bargains

A Snap: 32l acres near Olel Odell,
onlv $50 per acre all under the ditch.
The be t bny II the lower valley, Terms.
40 acres, liue orchard land, all under
ditch, 10 acres cleared 8 acres in orch
ard. 3 acres bearing, rest in young
trees This will max" a fine home or
prove good speculation. Write for
Information tn a. SCHILLER, Dee,
Oregon. Phone Odell 1x2.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-02-10

For Sale-One OF the best of teams OF sorrel
matched horses, age SIX ana seven, perfectly
sound and gentle, not afraid of steam engine
or automobile; weight ll50 each. Good all
round team, Drive right up to the bit. Also
Ight two horse wagon, nearly new, VIII be
sold AZ a bargain either together or separate
/ ockford Store, Hood River. Phone lS3x. ma
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-02-10

For Sale--Having added TO our stock OF
Plymouth Rocks some new blood we have
now for sale a few coCkeres and pullets which
are hound TO make winners, having correct
ma kings, yellow legs and beakS. The make
up Of these birds is grand. Satisfaction Run
anteed. Rockford Poultry Yards, Hood
River. Phone lS3x. m3
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-12-18
For Christmas Day

61RuMR& Day. much being with beings
ARTMKN happy especially you helped
WA happiness, than read about Them and hope you
@N will find read SUNDAY
w MAGAZINE, with the exception of short prose
poem Christmas Day.
$50 But you a little wise you will put it aside
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you really afford After ALL maybe better read
day. because of the things the world needs
have the Christmas spirit days year.
quality earnestly give the magazine permanent
value worth while for day the calendar valuable
humor ideas good wholesome sentiment And this
Christmas be the put forth.
HERBERT article, you that
means something your your magi
resisting his amazing vy the
png force of the ideas he with such In
believer Claus than and
knows better that there children the world that Santa
Mr. Kaufman all to help each in his
way of anything
eager than this article of his.
IN CHRISTMAS by the thing
you Christmas Day. 1t very short prose
poem, will take read although
you likely read thereafter because will
you profoundly Maybe you will repeat the family circle when
you down dinner 1t will make the good cheer taste all the
sweete and will be the less happier for
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Towing Penny a Of he straghtway
putting things right part regular
of nutive, generous
kindness like him his gorgeous
CATHERINE the wife of Edwin Markham,
poet, story called of
although could have happened
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ORGAN CHURCH.

Rockwell, R. F. D. 2. Aug O.
The recent rain has done much
good to the growing crops in this
section.
S. B. Harrington, of Mission,
visited his brother from Wednes
day to Sunday.
Luther Yates and his family are
visiting his brother-in-law, Henry
Waller, in Providence Township.
Walter Honeycutt moved with
his family from the Barnhardt
mill place to Cicero Carter's house
last Monday.
Charley Linn, of Annapolis, is
visiting G. W. Harrington now.
Miss Bette Silliman and J. D.
Silliman, aud family, of Mill
Bridge. visited their aunt, Mrs.
Emily Denny and Mrs. G.. W.
Harrington last Tuesday.
Over on the hill is a mill, and
around she mill is a walk. and in
the walk is a key; if you can't I'M.
riddle write to me.
Come Oh, uncle Bill and Some
body wake up, don't sleep always!
Rush the thing on.
G. W. Harrington is fixing sew
ing machines right along.
I guess we will have a wedding
to report before long. Certain
young boys are cen going toward
Rymertown quite often. 1 don't
know which one will get her.
COLUMBUS.