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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-07-11
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SAN FRANCTSCo--sailed July .: 81
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-07-11

r7z~"For Rent" cards on sale at
.he Bulletin office.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-07-11

THE kauai liner Kinau returning
from Garden Island ports brought Al
cabin and SO deck passengers. The
freight list included the following
Items: 1850 Kckaha sugar. 1000 10.
loa sugar, ! PC. machinery, brls.
tallow. 10 empty gas drums, 81 brls,
honey, s5 crts. pears. IS bdles. hides
80 SKIS taro. Go SKIS. rice. 80 SKIS. cocoa.
nuts. 1875 pkgs. sundries.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-07-11

SUGAR AND cattle arrived at tho
port yesterday from Hawaii ports by
the steamer Maui. The vessel brought
1880 sacks sugar and rs head cat.
tie,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-07-11

AMONG OTHER items the steamer
Niihau from Maui and Lanai ports
brought shipment of 200 sacks 81.
gar to the agency OF Castle and
Cooke.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-07-11

THE PACIFIC MAIL liner China,
due to arrive here early tomorrow
morning from San Francisco. will go
to the Channel wharf To discharge
about one hundred tons of general
cargo. This vessel Is expected TO
be despatched for Japan ports and
HoEgkong between 4 and q o'clock
tomorrow afternoon.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-07-11

team Hawaiian ifte Is III receipt OF
adyices, IA the eject that the freight
sr Hrisonan WIN sail from san
francisco, for Honolulu direct on
July 10. The vessel Ia expected to
bring down the cargo for the Hawali
ian Islands which left the Isthmua
of Tehuantepec by the steamer Alas-
kan, the latter vessel having been
Obliged 10 put into San Francisco
because OF disastrous lre in her
hold.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-07-11

ACCORDING TO a late wireless
message from the Pacific Mall steam
er China that vessel will arrive at
Honolulu at seven o'clock tomorrow
morning. The vessel was reported at
533 miles off the port at nine o'clock
last evening. The China is now sail.
ing under a six day schedule.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-07-11
A Rare
Achievement

A millionaire could command no
better smoke than a Van Dyck DUAL
NY Cigar. Not II he owned Cuba's
choicest plantation and had his cigars
made TO order, on the ground.
For We get the choicest selections
from ALL caba's plantations. And
In our factory at Tampa, Fla, we
employ the most skilled Cuban work
men.
Thus. by making our cigars in the
U. s. We save import duty, which
equals the cost and doubles the price
OF every Cuban.made sigar.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-07-11

FREIGHT from Maui, Molokai and
Lanai ports brought to Honolulu by
the steamer Mikahala included 264
sacks sugar, 26 hogs. 81 crates chic
kehs and 1888 packages sundries. A
number OF passengers arrived by the
vessel. ~"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-07-11

Bulletin Business Office Phone 25e
S9iietia Editorial Room Phone 1876
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-07-11

THE JAPANESE frelghter Kiyo
Maru sailed for japan ports and
Hongkorg yesterday afternoon, aft
er discharging in the neighborhood
of three thousand tons OF nitrates
brought here from Central and South
American ports.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-07-11

FORTY. SEVEN SACKS OF mall
WIFI be left at Honolulu by the Pc
ciHc Mail steamer China. This ves-
sci has shipment of Sc sacks OF
mail intended for the Philippines,
which will be transferred at this
port to the United States army trans
port Sherman.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-07-11

SUGAR AWAITING shipment on
Kauai at the time OF departure OF
the steamer Kinau includes the fol.
lowing conslgnments: X. S. NJ. 300:
X. X. b. 27O0; NJ. A. X. $685.; Mob,
1898; X. p. 1929; NJ. s. Co. G00O;
X. s. Co. 500; II. NJ. 5795; l.. =. s.,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-07-11

THE UNITED States army trans
port Sherman from San Francisco Il
Manila by the way of Honolulu ant
Guam is due to arrive at this port OF
or about noon tomorrow. The vesse
will be given a prompt dispatch 70
the Philippines.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-07-11

HAWAII SUGAR awaiting shipmen,
at the time OF departure OF the steam
or Noeau included the following: $685.
bags M. A. X. sugar 1864 Mob. 1906
X. b., 800 X, s. NJ, 1929 X. p,
5000 M. s., $500 II. NJ. and 4sl X. s
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-07-11

THE ARRIVAL of the little supply
schooner at the Midway island cable
station Is reported. The vessel sail
ed from Honolulu uon June 25th and
reached destination on last Saturday.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-21
TWO BROKERAGE FIRMS FAIL
Downfall Attributed to Recent Ad-
vance In Stocks-Mlnzesheim E.
Co. Have Liabilities Of $7,5oo,0o0.

New York, Oct. 1.-two failures
were recorded in Wall street, both at
tributable to the recent advance in
the price of stocks.
The firm of Charles Minzesheimer
& Co., brokers and members of the
New York stock exchange, long in
existence, was said to have been on
the bear side of the market for sew
eral months. Its failure represents
liabilities of $1,750,000, with assets of
about $1,25O,000.
The second failure recorded was
that Of Thomas c. Gaylord, who sue
ceeded to the business name of La
than & Alexander, for many years
prominent members of the New York
cotton exchange. In Wall street the
latter failure was thought to be incon-
sequential.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-21
LEFT TO A WORSE FATE
Dynamiter, Himself a Married Man,
Knew What Awaited Forgetful
Husband.

The business man was sitting in his
Office, thinking of starting for home.
when suspicious looking person
came in with a leather bag In his
hand.
"If you don't give me $685." said the
visitor, coming at once to the point,
Il will drop this on the floor"
The bushes man was cool. What
is in it?" he asked.
Dynamite" was the brief reply.
what will it do If you drop it?"
BLOW you up"
Drop it," was the instant COM
mand. my wife told me when l left
home this morning to be sure and
send up bag of flour, and I forgot
It. l guess 1t will take just about as
much dynamite as you have there to
prepare me for the blowing up I'll get
when she sees mel"
He threw himself back in his chair
and waited for the explosion. but It
did not come.
I'm a married man myself" said
the dynamiter. and quietly slipped out.
ILLUSTRATED Bits.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-21

Among the available men among the
progressives are former State Senator
A. B. Funk, of Spirit Lake; Attorney
General w. H. Byers, of Harlan; form
err Governor Warren Garst of Coon
Rapids, and Congressman Hubbard and
Haugen. Among the standpatters
former Congressman Hepburn and
Lacey and Congressman Walter l..
Smith of Council Bluffs are considered,
An ability to talk-an oratorical
ability which stamped him leader
wherever men congregated-ma
Senator J. P. Dolliver central figure
and brought him from the seclusion
of Fort Dodge, where he was practic.
ing law in 1889.
Blaine Hears Of DoIiiver.
Blaine heard of Dolliver when the
former was running for president back
in 1884, against Cleveland Dolliver
was then but 26 years old. Blaine
made up his mind to secure the ora.
torical services of the young orator:
sent for him and he and Dolliver
stumped the east. Dolliver seemed to
be destined to become a public figure
and would have been heard from much
sooner if Blaine had been elected. But
although Cleveland won out, the young
man from Iowa had accumulated some
fame as an orator. Shortly after that
memorable campaign and after Dol
liver had gone back to his law prac
tice at Fort Dodge, the boys" began
to run him for congress. He did not
take this running seriously until 1890.
when he got out and carried his dis
trict. From that time he grew in pro
minence and his oratorical powers
carried him to leadership.
Jonathan Prentiss Dolliver was born
near Kingwood, W. Va, Feb. 6, 1858
His ancestors were of good old New
England stock, sailors and fishermen
Mr.. Delivers father was a circuit
riding preacher in the old dominion
a strong Methodist and a vigorous
speaker.
Senator Dolliver was graduated from
the University of West Virginia in
1875 and was admitted to the bar in
1873. Previous to this time he had al.
ready begun to interest himself in
politics, and, as early as 1870, when he
was but IS years of age, he made a
political speech at Clinton Furnace,
w. Va, which was thought notable.
During the Hayes-Tilden campaign he
spoke at Morgantown and various 9th.
er places and already began to be
looked upon as a promising man.
Shortly afterward he removed to Iowa,
was elected to the fifty-first congress
from the tenth Iowa district and was
reelected to the ffty-second, fifty.
third, fifty-fourth, fifty-fifth and fifty.
sixth congresses. He was appointed
United States senator to fill vacancy
in 1900 and was elected to the same
Office in 1902. He was reelected in
1907 and was chairman of the commit.
tee on education and labor.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-21
KILLS TWO AND IS SLAIN
Negro Stays and Wounds Members Of
Posse-He Is Shot to Death
by Chief Of Police.

Huntington, w. Va, Oct. 15.-After
fatally wounding Special Agent G. A.
Lentz of the Chesapeake & Ohio rail.
road and killing Policeman Charles
Hale and Daniel Bias, an unidentified
negro was himself shot by a posse in
the hills back of this city.
w. w. Lowe and Charles Stuart
policemen, were both shot in the
head and are thought to be dying.
Will Hutchinson, another member of
the posse, was wounded in the arm.
The negro was killed by Chief of Pc.
lice Clinginspeel.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-21
COFFEE WAS 1T.
People Slowly Learn the Facts.

"All my life I have been such
slave to coffee that the very aroma
of it was enough to set my nerves
quivering. I kept gradually losing my
health but used to say Nonsense. 1t
don't hurt me-
SLOWLY I was forced to admit the
truth and the final result was that my
whole nervous force was shattered.
my heart became weak and uncer-
tain in its action and that frightened
me. Finally my physician told me,
about year ago, that I must stop
drinking coffee or I could never ex-
pect to be well again.
II was in despair, for the very
thought of the medicines I had tried
so many times nauseated me. I
thought of Postum but could hardly
bring myself to give up the coffee.
Finally concluded that I owed 1t
to myself to give Postum a trial. So !
got package and carefully followed
the directions, and what delicious,
nourishing, rich drink it wasi Do you
know I found it very cas- TO shift
from coffee to Postum and not mind
the change at all?
almost Immediately after I made
the change I found myself better, and
as the days went by kept on improv-
Ing. My nerves grew sound and
steady, I slept well and felt strong
and wellbalanced all the time.
Nov I am completely cured, with
the old nervousness and sickness all
gone. In every way l am we'll once
more"
1t pays to give up the drink that
acts on some like poison, for health
is the greatest fortune one can have.
Read the little book, 1.-THE Road to
MELVILLE" In pkgs. There's Req
son."
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-21
May Sell 100000 Red Cross Seals.

May Sell 100000 Red Cross Seals.
twenty-five million Red Cross
Christmas Seals have been printed
and are being distributed by the Amer
lean Red Cross, and arrangements
have been made to print 100000, 900
II necessary. It Is expected that this
number will be needed. While the
sticker Is perforated like those used
last year, it is intended for use only
as a seal on the back of letters. The
seal is one inch square with the con-
ventional Red Cross in the center
and the words, Merry Christmas.
Happy New Year. American Red
Cross" in circle about it. The col
ors are red and green. The design Is
by Mrs. Guion Thompson, of Water
bury, Conn, who received 500 as q
prize for her sketch.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-21
SEN, O0LLVER
DIES SUDDENLY
SENATOR STRICKEN BY HEART
FAILURE AT FORT DODGE,
IOWA.
HELD HIGH PLACE AS STATESMAN
Campaign is Upset.-Biow Dealt In
surgents by Death Of Ardent
Champion Of Their
Cause.
HELD HIGH PLACE AS STATESMAN

Fort Dodge, Oct. II. = Jonathan
Prentice Dolliver, senior United States
senator from Iowa. died at his home
here Saturday evening, while physi-
clan stood over him making an exam
ination of his heart with stethoscope.
Death came without a moments
warning, and DR.. E. NJ. Vanivetten,
who was making the examination,
when the instrument stopped, thought
the stethoscope had been broken. He
looked up into the face of the senator
to find that, silently and with tragic
suddenness, the death messenger had
called the soul OF the statesman.
Heart trouble was alone the cause
of the death, and the minor ills which
have been bothering the senator dur
ing the last three weeks had little
effect on his passing. Although Sem
ator Dolliver had been ill for three
weeks or more, during the last few
days he had been up and around, even
as late as p m. today.
The colleagues of the dead senator
were early to offer their coincidence,
and there were many words of sympa-
thy from the statesmen and diplomats
of Washington.
Mrs. Dolliver her two daughters,
Margaret and Frances, and her son
George were in the room when Sem
ator Dolliver died. A sister, Miss Gay
Dolliver, is dean of women at Morn
ingside college in Sioux City, Iowa; R.
H. Dolliver, brother. is minister in
the Methodist church, but has not been
in Fort Dodge during the illness Of
the senator.
Funeral services will be held Thurs
day at o'clock. The obsequies will
be in charge of Rev. w. H. Spence,
pastor of the First Methodist Episcop-
al church of Fort Dodge. Bishop
Newell Dwight Hills of New York City
Frank Gunsaulus of Chicago. DR..
Newell DwightHillis Of New York City
and Gov. B. F. Carroll of Iowa, were
invited to make funeral orations. If
the weather is good the services will
be held on the lawn Of the Dolliver
home. If this is not feasible, the ora
lions will be delivered in the First
Methodist church. Burial will be in
Oakland cemetery, Fort Dodge, by
the side of Senator Delivers parents.
Politics In Chaos.
The political situation in Iowa is in
chaos. The thought that death would
end Mr.. Delivers term had never been
entertained. 1t had been expected
that he would not only complete his
term, but be given another term. The
campaign had been carried on wholly
without thought Of the senatorship.
If Dolliver had died a week ago it
would have been possible to submit
the senatorship to the voters as a
primary proposition on the day of cleo
ton. 1t is too late now. The governor
has the power of appointment.
Governor Carroll is candidate for
reelection and is standing as favoring
neither faction of the republican party,
and. it is believed, he will not care to
appoint anyone until after election.
He may announce an appointment af-
ter election, but it is considered more
likely that he will wait until the legis-
lature meets in about three months
and allow it to elect.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-21
COLONEL ON STUMP
ROOSEVELT JUMPS INTO INDIANA
CAMPAIGN WITH PLEA FOR
BEvERIDGE.
TALKS TO CATHOLIC KNIGHTS
Advocates the Utmost Tolerance In
Religious Matters = Declares He
Will Aid In Kidding Legislatures o.
Men Who Accept Brides.

Indianapolis, Ind, Oct. 14.-Theo-
dore Roosevelt plunged into the 1ndi-
ana campaign with trip across the
state, in which he made a vigorous
plea for votes to send United States
Senator Albert J. Beveridge back to
the senate.
The last speech of the day from the
balcony of the Hotel English here was
delivered before crowd of $4,000 peo-
pie. Col. Roosevelt called it "A meet
ing the like Of which in 80 years ex-
perience in politics have never be-
fore seem"
Urges Support for Beveridge.
From the time the colonel got on the
back platform of his private car at
Covington, just across the border line
from Illinois, until he left Indianapolis
he urged the throngs to elect the
whole Republican state ticket SO that
legislature would be put in that
would support Beveridge.
The ex-president went to the utmost
limit in indorsing Beveridge. He gave
him credit for having initiated the
fight against the beef trust that re-
suited in the passage of the pure food
law. Without the amendments put In
that bill by Senator Beveridge, the col
onel insisted, there never would have
been any pure food legislation passed
that was worth anything.
On the train with the ex-president
were Senator Beveridge, former Vice.
President Fairbanks and about 100 of
other Hoosier Republicans.
On the way here Colonel Roosevelt
spoke to some 10000 people at dozen
stops, which included Charlottesville,
Linden, Colfax, Veedersburg and Leb-
anon.
Address Knights at Peoria.
Peoria, ILL.,. Oct. 13.-Theodore
Roosevelt advocated the utmost relig-
ious tolerance in a speech before the
Knights of Columbus of this city.
In the course of his speech, the ex-
president told of letter he wrote
during his presidency in which he ex-
pressed the belief tina. there would De
some day Catholic president of the
country. No reference was made by
the colonel to the Vatican incident,
even indirectly.
The ex-president came out, during
speech at Springfield, ILL.,, on his
way here against legislators who &C
cepted brides. He had touched upon
decency' in politics when voice called
out: "How about the jack-potters
Good! My friend I am blad to
hear you say that" the ex-president
exclaimed.
viii Drive Out Grafters.
It'll do all in my power to drive
them out. There are grafters in our
own party, and I'm going to pay par
ticular attention to them. If anything,
am going to squeeze them harder
than the others. The business man
who furnishes money for the crooked
work is worse than the politicians. In
this cause party lines should not be
drawn. The good and the bad must
be separated and the bad must ne
routed"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-21
Slightly Mixed.

Two Englishmen were resting at the
Red Home inn at Stratford-on-Avon
One Of them discovered print pictur.
ing a low, tumbling building under
meath which was printed: THE
House in Which Shakespeare Was
Born" Turning to his friend in mild
surprise he pointed to the print. His
friend exhibited equal surprise and
called a waiter, who assured them Of
the accuracy of the inscription.
"Pon my word" said the observing
Englishman, shaking his head dubious
ly. Il thought he was born in a man.
CERT"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-21
He Knew.

A small boy brought up bye fire.
eating father to hate anything con-
nected with England or the English
was consigned recently to eat dinner
with the nurse while the family enter.
tanned a genuine English lord in the
dining room. The grown-ups' meal had
come to that twenty minutes past"
stage where conversation halts direct.
ly, when a childish treble fell upon
the dumb-waiter shaft from the
kitchen. This is what the astonished
nobleman heard:
"Fe, Fl, TO, fun,
II smell the blood of an English
mun."-Wasp.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-21

The new postal savings bank sys.
tenn will soon be in partial opera
ton at least. The government has on
hand 100000 Of the stamps which
can be sold at ten cents each, with
the cards to which they ore to be at
tached. The cards also cHzt ten cents
each, SO when card has nine stamps
affixed the whole may be turned in
to represent deposit of one dollar.
Such an arrangement encourages
small savings, the aggregate of which
may become very large.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-21
Twin City Markets.

Minneapolis, Oct. 17.-Wheat, De
cember, $1.061s; May. $1.10A; No.
northern, s1.08; No. northern, $1.06;
No. 1 Durum, S61ac; No. 3 corn, Coo;
No. 2 white oats, soc; barley, 72hc;
No. rye, 721sc; No. 1 fax, $2.65.
Duluth, Oct. 17.-Wheat, December.
s107h; May, $1.11ss; No. northern.
$1.071a.
South St. Paul. Oct. 17.-Cattle-
Steers, $5.50@6.O0; cows, fair, $1,000
$50; calves, 5000 500; hogs. $500
900; sheep, yearlings, $4.25@4.75.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-21
Airship Crosses English Channel.

London, Oct. 17.-Another chapter
was added to the history of aviation
when the French dirigible balloon
Clement Bayard made the voyage from
Compiegene to London in the remark
able time of six hours, journey re-
quiring seven hours by the fastest
express trains and boats. Compiegene
is As miles northeast of Paris and
about 1876 miles by air route to Lon
don. This is also the first occasion on
which a dirigible balloon has crossdd
the English channel. The over-water
route occupied As minutes.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-21
Negro Is Killed by Mob.

Montgomery, Ala. Oct. 13.-Grant
Richardson, colored. was lynched
near Centreville by a mob of white
residents Of the county. He was be-
ing brought to jail on charge of at
lacking white woman, when tho
deputy in charge was overpowered and
the prisoners body riddled with bull.
les.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-21

France is to equip its army with a
new rifle at a trifiing cost of $,20,000,-
600. Meanwhile the military authori.
ties are carrying on experiments with
airships, which are expected to play
an important part in war hereafter. II
battles are to be fought high in all
of what practical value will lie the
costly nav 0rearm?
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-21

On the hottest day of the year New
York authorities received bids for the
removal of snow. If it had been put
to a vote of the sweltering citizens,
they would have unanimously re-
solved, if only snow would come just
then, to let it stay.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-21

A woman in New York cut of her
husbands ear because he annoyed her
by talking too much. That shows the
illogical and ineonsequent nature of
woman. If man had been in her
place, he would have cut of the of.
Tending tongue.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-21
Toisto's Refusal ForstaiIed.

Christiania, Oct. 17.-In letter to
Verdens Gang, Christiania news.
paper, Count Tolstoi declared that he
has no wish to receive the Nobel
Peace prize. The committee which
has the duty of awarding this prize
had given up the idea of bestowing it
upon the noted Russian author before
his letter was received.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-21

Uncle Sam is going to build barb.
wire fence 1000 miles long on his
southern border. For a respectable
lady smuggler such a device would be
even harder to beat than pier full
OF custom house inspectors.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-21

A New Jersey rag picker in one
week found $500 worth of jewelry
in old clothes. Moral-sift your old
clothing before sending it to the rag
picker.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-21

A Pennsylvania woman found 5000
pearl in an oyster she was eating in a
hotel dinner. From which it is to be
inferred that the pearl-fshery season
is fairly opened.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-21

A New York lunacy commission is
stumped by the question: Is a man
insane because he reads his paper up
side down. Well-er-was it a New
York paper?