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The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16

The pardoned post-convict has
marked his release by writing some
verses entitled "As Leap Forth, ~
We thought, chirps the New YORK
American, no had promised to refrain
iron, that sort OF thing II set free.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16
THE NEW YORK wHIRL.

Don't you lose time by living in
Jersey City?"
mot much" answered the Wall
Street man. II have deskroom on a
ferryboat. "-Louisville Courier-Jour-
nal.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16
Don't Risk Your Life

BY neglecting Constipation. II, leads to
autotoxemia. There is Just one right rem
edy for Constipation, that 10 Natures Rem:
edy (NR tabletsl. It's different from all
others because it is thorough, il corrects
the entire digestive system and the kid
news, cures Dyspepsia and Rheumatism.
ITS easy and sure 10 act. Take one to-
night-you'll feel better in the morning,
Get Csc. Box. All Druggists The A. IL.
Lewis Medicine Co., st. Louis, Mo.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16
OF LITTLE SERVICE.

Judge, can have back my maiden
name?"
win it be of any particular use
to your"
Your question is almost rude2"
Not at all. The last dame whose
maihen name restored changed 1t
again inside Of twenty minutes. -
Louisville Courier-Journal
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16
Cut This Out

And mail 10 the A. II. Lewis Medicine
Co, st. Louis, No, and they will send you
free 10 day treatment of Natures Rem
edy (NR tablets Guaranteed for Rheu
matiHn, Constipation, Sick Headache,
Liver. Kidney and Blood Diseases Sold
by all Druggists Better than Pills for
Liver Ills. It's free 20 you. Write today
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16
LOOKS OFFICIAL.

"Is King Menelik really dead?"
II really think so. He hasn't been
reported alive any since his last de.
mise. "-Louisvill Courier-Journal.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16
Buy BATTLE AXE" SHOES.

In a turbine steamer the rhythmic
humping of the Prisons disappears,
and instead the engines give out q
thin soprano song that rises or falls
in key with the speed, sometimes sug-
costing a continuous squeal.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16
ONE BIG DIFFERENCE.

Heck-"In my view, the partner
ship of marriage is precisely like a
partnership in business"
Peck-"You're away off! In busi-
ness a man sometimes gets a silent
partner; in marriage never. boston
Transcript.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16
NOT A MAN.

But Marie, have told you dis
tinctly that you are not to have men
in your kitchen"
Beg pardon, a'am, this isn't
man, he is a corporal SQUIRE.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16
HIS CAPACITY,

Kind Lady lat kitchen door, SO
you were in the army during the war
with Spain? What was your capacity
there?"
Hungry Hobo-"Double rations,
ma am. Chicago News.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16
TURNING THE TABLES.

He latter a quarrel, bitterly
was a fool when / married you"
She-"I knew it, but thought you
would improve. Boston Transcript.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16

The smoke from the bowl Of ones
pipe is blue because, coming direct
from the red-hot tobacco, It Is very
highly oxidized, but the smoke from
ones lips is gray because It is highly
watsred and hydrocarbonized.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16
IN BOHEMIA.

' First Artist-"Reduced to a drain
pipe for a pillow, old chap"
Second Artist-"Idiot! Can't you
see it's filled with straw. Bon vi
want.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16
COLOSSAL,

IT want few colored illustrations
of beets and tomatoes.
Life size?" inquired the artist.
Catalogue size" replied the seeds
man, with a significant smile.-Louis-
Vile Courier-Journal.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16

The international Anti-Cigaret
League has $1,000 members. who are
pledged to abstain from tobacco until
they are 81 years of age.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16
IN THE RECORD.

Il guess these Indiana people Ant
so awful literary after ALL"
How now?"
81 never heard of none Of their
Congressman asking for leave to print
a historical novel. "-Louisville Cour-
ier-Journal.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16
THuMP, THUMPi THUMP!

Mrs. Hecll-Your carpets are so
fresh and bright looking. What do
you use to clean them?
Mrs. Peck-My husband.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16

Constipation causes many serious dis-
cases. II is thoroughly cured by DR..
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. One q laxative,
three for cathartic.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16

Mrs.. Windows Soothing syrupf for Children
teething softenB thegums reducesinfiamma-
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16

One Of the times when patience
needs to have her perfect work, ex-
plains Rams Horn, is when the wait.
or sticks his thumb into the soup.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16
SOON DUE.

"The dream of my life is about to
be realized"
"What was that dream?"
ITO see Teddy and Emperor Will
liam exchange pulpits," - Louisville
Cburier-Journal.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16
Try Murine Eye Remedy

For Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes and
Granulated Eyelids. It Soothes Eye Pnin.
Murine Eye Remedy Liquid, 25c. and 900,
Murine Eye Salve, 25c. I'D Sl0O.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16

Nothing troubles a handsome man
like the loss OF his good looks, con.
eesses the Boston Post.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16

Success For 70 Years.-The record Of Fdfn-
killer errpDdriSD. The remedy for diar-
rhea, dysentery and all bowel complaints.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16

Peanut cake seems TO be supplant
ing cotton seed cake as tho PREFER
ed food for Swedish cattle.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16

eff yer wants me to take yer out
on Sunday, Liz, get yerself up SOS
yer look like that!"-Telegram.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16
Fer COLDS and GRIP.

Hiclts CAPupINH IL the best remedy
relieves the aching and fcyerishness- cures
hauid-eYects Immediately. ice. a5c aud
800. at drug stores
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16

Man without Imagination never
feels sure where he Is going to land.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16

Economy in it'll ethings helps the
housewife to dress better.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16

The battle in the air is often on the
bleechers.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16
DRAWN FROM LIFE"

First Lady-"Are you a suffragette,
too?"
Second Lady-"o, dear, no! I'm
happily married. Life.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16
BEEF AND

Jack Spratt could eat no fat.
His wife could eat no lean,
So in the happy days of yore
They licked the platter clean.
But now for neither fat nor lean
Can poor Jack find the means;
They neither eat bit of meat
But both go in for beans.
C. ii. H., in Brooklyn Life.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16

One Of the most unfriendly acts is
to tell your troubles to a friend,
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16

Fftchville, Ohio" My daughter was oil run
down, suffered from pains in her side, head and
limbs, and could walk but n short distance at q
time. She came very near having nervous
had begun to cough good deal,
and seemed melancholy by spells. She tried
two doctors but got little help. Since taking
Lydia Il. Pinkbam's Vegetable Compound
BLOOD Purifier and Liver Pills she has inn
proved SO much that she feels and looks like
another girl."-Mrs. @. Cole, FitchviIle, Ohio.
Irasburg, Vermont.-"I feel 1t my duty to
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16

In these latter days candor is con
sidered impoliteness,
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16

Those who see some good in all
things know what real happiness Is.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16
For uEADAcHE-HrcMs cApuDuNH

whether from Colds. Heat Stomach OF
Nervous Troubles, Capudine will relieve you.
It's liQuid-pleasant TO take acts immedi.
asely. Try L. l0c., 25c. and soc. at drug
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16

Buy BATTLE AXE" SHOES
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16

Buy BATTLE ANE sno4s.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-06-16

a words medIcIHG' WHtI UtBHH
with kidney and bladder trOu
prostratOn taking the sixth bot
tie of Lydia Vegetable Compound and find myself
who call to me have noticed
great change" A. IL. SanbOrn ITasburg, Vermont
We will pay handsome reward to any person who will
prove to us that these letters not genuine and truthful
or that either of these were paid IN any way TOR
their testimonials that the letters published without
their permission that the original letter from each did
not come to entirely unsolicited.
What more proof can any one askr
For years Lydia Il. Pnkhanns Vegetable >9%SSS
Compound has been the standard remedy for W/%%ANW
female sick does Justice TO IN EMN
will this famous medicine III Va g IT
exclusively from roots and herDSs ana lLA ii
has thousands of cures to its credit w II
Pinkham invites all sick women (NA SR I'M
#pHB$ % write for advice. She has WNTSS|M$SLW
Guided free of charge. (beS @NpG)
Address Mrs. Pinkhanq Lynn, Mass ~lyH
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-07-11
MRS. GOULD WEEDS
ARTHUR THOMAS

(By United Press Leased Wirel
NEW YORK, July 11.-Mrs.
Helen Kelly Gould, recently di.
vorced from Frank Jay Gould,
was married late today to
Ralph Hill Thomas, vice presI-
dent Of the American Sugar Re-
filming company. The ceremony
was performed by Dr.. Webster
OF the Brick Presbyterian
church in the apartments Of
Mrs. Gould.
Secrecy enshrouded the wed.
ding because Of the fear that
Gould would endeavor to re.
gain the custody Of his three
daughters.
Mrs. GouId's mother, Mrs.
Edward Kelly, gave the bride
away. Joseph Thomas was
best man.
The couple tonight will 90 to
Thomas bungalow at Sands
Point, I. l., and tomorrow will
sail for England. They plan a
honeymoon motoring through
England and Scotland.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-07-11
G O n TIN u E d
r o
p A G F. O n E
PHONE co.

increase Is honest and justifiable,
why not make it alike for all pat
rons? The policy Of raising the
four party phones from $3.50 to 81
has been going on for two years, yet
hundreds of patrons of the COM
pany, through sheer force of pro-
test, are still getting the old rate
of $1.50.
This proves conclusively that the
company lacks the moral courage to
enforce the payment Of the in
crease, for fear that if the advance
was generally insisted upon the
kick would be SO strong that the
affairs of the phone company might
be seriously impaired. The COM
pany is thereby discriminating
against the patron that ror year or
two has been paying 81 per month.
While the service may have inn
proved slightly in the last month or
two, ii Is yet rotten at times. Pat
rons on the Glenwood and Maxwell
lines seem to have the most
trouble, as it still seems almost i'm
possible to get a number on these
exchanges without two or more
calls.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-07-11
G O n TIN u Z D
F r o 49,
P A G E. 0 n f
ALARMING

ment, unroIled map and showed
where the stricken district, bounded
by Columbus and Cincinnati streets
and Springfield avenue and the
Great Northern tracks, was stu
ated. The fire department was I'M
able to tap any larger main than
the six inch one now supplying the
district. When this main was put
there there were only a few resi-
dences in that section and the six
inch main was adequate.
Are there any other districts in
the city similarly situated?" the
superintendent was asked.
IF there are, we'd like to know
it."
The district burned over last
night will be amply protected In the
future, as we'll as adjacent territory
for a distance Of several blocks on
all sides, If the plans which the
water department announced today
are carried out. 1t is intended to
begin work within a few days.
The first main to be put N will
be a IL inch main leading frdm the
80 inch main on Mission avenue,
which will extend down Hamilton
street, connecting with the 10 inch
main on Sharp avenue and proceed
ing along a route to be definitely
decided upon later, but which will
give sufficient water in case of fire.
Another main, probably "a inch
one, will be put in from Sprague
avenue.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-07-11
SuYDERS:W|FE
ANSWERS HIS
DIVORCE PLEA

George e. Snyder, the real estate
dealer connected with the sale of
Vera tracts. was today made the OBJ
bect of serious charges by his wife,
In an answer to divorce complaint
recently filed by Snyder.
She alleges that her husband had
been unfai;hful to his marriage
Vows and that last fall she filed a
buit for divorce. She says that he
then promised to be good and turn
bver a new leaf, and that she
dropped the suit. Property matters
we're adjusted at the time and Mrs.
Snyder went back to her old home
ht Montreal. During her absence.
Phe alleges, Snyder filed a suit for
tfyorce and in a defense of her
position she now appears.
Mrs. Snyder charges that when
|hey were married her husband had
pothing; that she turned over to
Inn money and property worth
$4,000 and afterward borrowed
1900 more. all of which he in
ested and assumed control of.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-07-11
ALL WORK ON MONROE
ST.:BRIDGE May STOP

be given the union rate Of IS a
day, instead Of $3.50, inasmuch
az the work was not that Of a
laborer, but required a great
deal Of skill.
..Sirce when have the men
OF, the Monroe street bridge
been getting $5?" asked Arm.
strong.
mccartney ordered the new
scale to begin on July I, az
agreed between u.s." replied the
business agent. This raise
seemed to be news to Arm
strong.
The other, differences Cor
coran left to be discussed to.
morrow with Mccartney. The
trouble, he explained, was this:
First Of all, the mayor prom
Used to look into the question
Of whether the men were en-
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-07-11
THE ADVANCED COST
OF DANCING

4 NEW YORK, July IL
They've increased the cost of dane
ing.
Ira la, la lay. lie loo.
Oh, everything's advancing,
Ira lie la, ira ray tie roo.
The beef trust got it's grabbings,
The sugar trust ditto, too.
My tootsie wootsies now they're
jabbing;
Ira la la. ira lay lie loo. 80
When beef went up there was
nothing to do but to dance merrily
along just as though you liked 1t.
Now there comes a New York
alderman with stealthy tread, who
suddenly decides that dancing is
taxable by the pound or square
yard, and If he gets his measure
through the city council there will
d tax of $25 on every dance hall
II the city.
The terpsichorean trust will, OF
cburse, expect the dancers to pay
tie tax and the fiddler. too.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-07-11

n certain definite differences
between the bridgemen work.
ing on the Monroe street bridge
and the city hall officials are
not settled by tomorrow after.
noon, the thirty iron workers
now employed on the structure
will be called out, says J. J.
Corcoran, business agent for
the union.
On the other hand, commis-
sioner Armstrong says: mo
- union 10 going to run
this city hail." The bridge men
want to deal direct with City
Engineer Mccartney, but he
has not yet returned from Sc.
attic, and corcoran called on
Armstrong this morning. Cor.
coran asked that a man who 10
now employed on the swing
lines at the sprague avenue I'LL
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-07-11

On the heels of Esperanto pro-
posed as universal language,
spelling reform, international COM
mercial codes, and SO forth, comes
project for a reform of the cal
endar. Fritz Reinirghaus. Swiss.
is presenting to the world model
perpetual calendar which does not
have to be changed from year to
year. He expresses the hope that
it will be universally adopted, be-
ginning with 1912.
Herr Reininghaus has favored the
Press with a modest pamphlet
which he has published at Zurich,
Switzerland, and which explains the
reformed calendar
If the Swiss savaNt has his way
about it there will be twelve
months of % days each. This
leaves over 20 days in an ordinary
year. He diSposes of these by max
ing of them a summer half-mOnth
of IA days inserted after the sixth
month, and a winter half-month Of
IA days, inserted after the twelfth
month.
The extra day left over at the
end of the year is a curiosity, in
Reininghaus' system. 1t does not
fall on any day of the week. 1t
stands by itself. He would call it
the Yearend day, and you could OBJ
serve it as Sunday, holiday or
as a sort of Chinese New Year, for
the settlement of all debts, just as
you pleased; he makes no recon-
mendations. The extra day OF leap
year would also stand alone as
Leapday, after the Yearend day,
whenever it occurs. The new year
would begin again as of the same
day uf the week ppon which 1t, the
old, began, and continue thus
throughout the ages, obviating the
issuing of new calendars by insur-
ance companies and patent medi-
cine concerns annually.
Features of this reform calendar
are that each month and each half
month begins on the same day each
week. Movable feast days would
be calculated as now and assigned
their dates in each new year as
now. Fixed feasts would be as
signed new permanent dates which
would coincide with their present
number of days from the first OF
the year.
Another thing-if this perpetual
calendar is notwithstanding on
Monday, the inventor guarantees
that there will be no Friday the
thirteenth, because Friday would
always fall on the fifth, twelfth,
nineteenth or twenty-seventh. Sat
urday would get the thirteenth and
three other days of the month. and
ca hcday of the week would have
four particular days OF the month
allotted to it; so that If you make
a date for, say three months ahead.
YOU would know at once on what
day of the week it would fall. No
notes would ever mature on a Sun
day.
- Tie man who spEopases this sys,
TEN says the old names OF the
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-07-11

months could be retained, but he
believes it would be more conven-
lent If they were known by num-
bers, inserting the two half-months
under their names in midsummer
and mid-winter.
This plan does not upset the
Gregorian year, but adopts it and
systematizes it, the author claims.
He provides brief labels of rules
by which any of the days can be
expressed in the existing calendar
style. He points out that his model
year shows less discrepancy from
the Gregorian year that the 360-day
calendars of the old Persians and
the French revolution, and besodes
does not have the fault of the seven
days not being Invisible into the to-
tai of the days of the year.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-07-11
GREAT Biennial COUNTY HANDICAP
is ABOUT READY FOR LAUNCHING

didates will be off for the goal as
soon as the entry list is opened
Friday.
Candidates for county offices file
their declarations of candidacy with
the county auditor. Candidates for
state offices, congressman and
United States senators file at Olym-
pia. Five judges of the supreme
court are the only state offices to
be filled this year, and they will
be nominated by the old convention
system.
The fee for the filing Of a declar-
alton of candidacy is 10 per cent
of one months salary, with no fee
less than $40. This is the second
primary under the new primary law
and will test the wisdom of the
people in making nominations to a
greater extent than did the primary
two years ago. At that time nearly
all of the offices to be filled were
for the first term and 1t was a
free-for-all in most cases. This
ye ar in every county office except
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-07-11

three, there IL comeback" or
candidate for denomination, and 1t
will be us to the people to say
whether or not they are capable Of
passing judgment at the polls on
the work of a man who has served
them for two years. The number
of candidates for second terms will
cut down the county.s revenues
from filing fees. Two years ago
the county received in this way
$4,000.
Four county officials so far un-
opposed for denomination are Aud
itor r. w. Butler, Treasurer Zach
Stewart, Prosecutor Fred c. Pugh
and Coroner H. E. Schlegel.
There are three hold-over sena-
tors and two tot be elected. Hulk
table, Whitney and Hutchinson are
the .holdovers. Rosenhaupt and
Graves go out. With the election
of IL men to legislative positions,
an da United States senatorship at
stake, there Is bound to be some
activity for these places.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-07-11

Lloyd Candy is mentioned.
There is talk of John F. Brill
again coming out for county clerk
He made the race two years ago
and was beaten by Cal Atkinson.
Otto Blenner seems to be the whole
of the opposition to Clerk Atkinson
at the present time.
The farmers organization and
some of the more active union men
of the city would like to find a
young lawyer of ability and I'M
questioned integrity to make the
race for prosecuting attorney. They
want man who is not afraid to go
against the old courthouse regime
in the matter of grand jury in
vestigation, and lawyers that will
fill the bill are hard to find.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-07-11


titled to overtime. The bridge
men made q demand on the
city engineer for time and half
for the time that they worked
before 8 o'clock In the morning,
which 10 the regular time for
the eight-hour day to begin.
This question has never been
settled, the labor men say.
Then the skilled bridge men
have complained that Iaborers
have occasionally butted into
their province on the false
work and handled some Of the
derricks. They object to this
and want charge Of all the rein.
forced concrete work, the plac-
ing and sstting Of all the steel
work In the concrete, and In
Guiding the setting Of bars,
rods, floor beams and string.
ers.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-07-11
CHARGED WITH
KIDNAPPING DESIGN

Charged by his wife with designs
toward kidnapping their minor chill
dreu during the pendancy of an ac-
tion for divorce, Arson H. Merrick
was today ordered by Judge Hun
exc to appear before him next Mon
day and show cause why he should
not he murther restrained.
Mrs. Merrick charges ir an affida-
Wit filed today that her husband ap-
peared at their home on Effie ave-
nue. in an intoxicated condition last
Saturday and made an effort to
take away With him Marion Mer.
rick. a minor daughter.