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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13
Conclusive Proof.

From NJ. A. P.
Gentleman (who has just picked I'D a
sovereign, 10 tramp who lays claim to it,
But how can you prove that It belongs
TO your"
Tranquility. gu'nor, YOU can see for
yerself, I've got a ole in me pocket"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13

1T was a great relief, after five nights
Of grand opera, to walk by a moving
picture show in Atlanta and hear real
good tune writes Col. Pleasant A..
Stovan in the Savannah Press Of Tues
day last. Mr.. Stovall is one editor who
has always elected to be truthful. though
the heavens fall.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13

Caruso is said to laugh most heartily
at his own funny stories. He need hardly
bother 10, however. No hearer would
dare refrain from laughing at a funny
story told by so eminent person.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13

From the Argonaut.
A physician, upon opening the door or
his consultation room, asked: 'Who has
been waiting the longest?"
II have" spoke up the tailor; II de-
livered your clothes three weeks ago -
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13

King Edward left a tremendous politi-
cal row. and King George has started a
tremendous religious row. W-h-e-w! His
new majesty must be some strenuous
person himself
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13
The Proncr Thing.

What would you do IL suddenly con-
fronted by brigands?"
I'D sing a tenor aria. Of course. Do
you suppose I have been witnessing comic
opera all these years for nothing"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13

from a sweet young thing in a booth.
handed her a $50 bill in payment. and
asked for his change. Was he game, or
was he a cheap sport?
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13
Let Congress Beware.

From the Rochester Herald.
4 Lynn shoe manufacture says that s. uer cent
Of his late orders are for button shoes. This means
hard Shedding for the shoestring factories. They
ought 10 90 down 10 Washington and appeal %
Congress for subsidy 10 keep their factories run
Ming
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13
Snnnds Strnnge.
Some RniIrnnd RiIIr.

From the Louisville C0uriar-J 7urual
Nir. Lorimer's election % the Senate seems
have been an election o. by and FOR Mr. Lor.me-
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13

From The Rochester Herald.
It is pity that the insurgents and Democrats in
Congress didn't think o. start something while the
,ariF bill was in course Of construction.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13

The new King Of England has made
quite a hit with the people. it seems, by
requesting them 10 proceed with their
money-making schemes Just as II moth
ing whatever had happened Something
Of a diplomat, 900, is this new monarch.
perhaps.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13
Senate Again in LImeIiGht.

From the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
With Senator Warren charged with violating Fed
eral law and Lormer accused Of getting bis toga by
improper methods. the worlds greatest deli5crative
assembly bids fair 10 set back into the limsiisht
again.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13
Something Lacking.

Disappointed in Venice. with its ro-
mantle lagoons and canals?"
We'll. there wasn't any place 10 shoot
the chutes"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13
EasY RhYming.

The poets now work overtime
On rune and roUudelay.
Il Is not hard 10 find a rhyme
For Nav.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13

Beautiful Chicago" IS now being agi-
tated In the Windy City Il seems that
there is nothing American enterprise and
pluck will not undertake,
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13

Mayor Gaynor's way Of stopping such
shows as THE Girl with the Whooping
Cough" is not much of an ad for the
shows. no matter how you look at it.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13
Ii VIII BE DIR. Hughes.

From the New Haven JoUual-Couuer
Speculation is rife over the probable favo-ites q
Yale for honorary degrees. We should say that
Gov. Hughes would be a good guess.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13

rs talking baseball a sign OF irration-
ality2" inquiries n medical journal Ger
tainIy, The United States IS simply crazy
about baseball. and everybody knows H.
Also. il is getting worse all the time,
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13

sidering the cost Of white paper. however.
that was cheaper than printing an elab-
crate apology.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13

The colonel never found the wear and
tear Of jungle travel one-half so trying
on his physical makeup as is his grand
swing around the European royal circle.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13
His status.

Hes a bad egg.
Has he no good points whatever?
We'll, I'll modify It. He's a cold stor-
age egg"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13

Cummius and Deliver are out-and-out
tariff reformers. Even 20 the extent OF
getting entirely outside the Republican
party, If necessary.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13
CHAT OF THE FORUM.
Dog Days Coming.

From the Philadelphia Record.
L vii he pretty lonesome in Europe after Mr..
Roosevelt gets back 20 Oyster Bay
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13

II swell poetry IS versifed stuff the
meaning of which YOU cannot unravel
70 save your life. Alfred Austin's ode 10
the dead King Of England is a classic,
all right,
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13

Lieut.. Pcary and are not alike SAYS
Sir Ernest ShaCkIeton. Is Sir Ernest
handing himself bouquets?
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13

An irate subscriber walked into a Mis-
sissippi newspaper Office the other day
and made the editor hunt up and eat
the COPY Of an offending editorial. Con-
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13

Two things you will never see. gentle
reader: Another return Of Halley's comet
and Lorimer Presidential boom.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13

Mr.. Carnegie advises Mr.. Taft 20 travel
less" Mr. Taft might righteously reply
in kind. perhaps. by advising Uncle
Andy" 20 talk less"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13
Her Right.

she put on a good many airs at the
strawberry festival"
Oh. well. SIZE furnished the strawberry
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the thirteen States were present. at which
an amended constitution was adopted.
under which a society was authorized
and organized in France. Although Gen.
Washington was the first president Of the
society and held office until his death.
the society was Immediately and continu-
ously unpopular throughout the United
States. Many persons felt that It was
the beginning Of a hereditary aristoc-
racy and others discerned the formation
/ OF an armed league TO seize all the MILL
tary and civil offices in the republic.
! Even so conservative d statesman as
Benjamin Franklin questioned the So
clety's influence. while John Adams. sam
}uel Adams, and Thomas jefferson were
avowedly hostile toward Il. The fact that
many members Of the French nobility
who had served with the Americans. in
Guiding the Marquis de Lafayette. were
members Of the society gave some reason
for the popular impression against the
Cincinnati. and opposition did not cease
until after the critical period" of Amer
lean history had passed and the Union
was firmly established.
The presidents Of the society following
Washington. in the order named. have
been Alexander Hamilton. Charles Cotes-
worth Pinckney, Thomas Pinckney, Aaron
Ogden. Morgan Lewis. William Pop
ham. II. A. S Dearborn, Hamilton Fish.
William Wayne. and Winslow Warren,
the present head Of the society. The last
meeting of the general society was held
lin Charleston. S. c.. in April. 1905. and
the next triennial meeting viii be held at
Newport. r T., IN May, 1911 The num-
Der Of living hereditary members. as re-
ported at the last meeting. was SAP. There
is a limited list Of honorary members.
May Is is the date the English began to
build at jamestown in 1907. on which
Benedict Arnold became commander-in-
chief OF the British forces in Virginia in
1871 It is the birthday Of Maria Theresa
of Austria uuO; Pope Plus " Q7s2)
Alphonse Daudet. the French writer
QS40l. and Sir Arthur Sullivan. the Eng
fish composer GS42). Il is the date or
; which John of Barneveld, The Dutch
statesman. was beheaded at The Hague
in 1919
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13

order Except, Of course. the one that
really IS on the ice man just now.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13

The tail of HaIey's comet has been the
butt OF many Jokes Of late. In fact. all
the wags have taken a shot or two at H.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13

At an Omaha church fair recently, q
man purchased four kisses at $475 each
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13

Discussing continental educational in
stitutions and the habits OF students.
William 3. Darlington. Of London. who
was seen at the Arlington. said that con-
t.nentaI undergraduates In Europe have
none Of them any definite and common
residence such as those OF Harvard Yale.
Princeton. Chicago. Pennsylvania. oxford,
and Cambridge. where the students are
. lodged boarded and subjected 10 a GER
tain amount Of wholesome discipline.
Undergraduates on the continent" con-
tinued Nj Darlington. Tive wherever
/ they can hire a room, and take their
meals II the cheapest restaurants. places
where poisonous drinks play a far more
prominent part than nourishing food The
result IS. OF course, that they make the
/ liquor store their headquarters II is
/ there that they conEreEate whenever time
hangs heavy on their hands. and the IN
4 fortunate combination Of idIeness and
alcohol gives birth 90 the inevitable of
/ spring thereof. namely. politics. Under
/ graduates possess neither mental ballast
/ nor yet experience Of the world. those
/ are acquired only with mature age. They
are fun OF enthusiasm and of the reck-
J lessness that in It's best phases results
/ from youth and in its less fortunate as
/ poets from drink. In fact. the only
+ SOLDERING induence-jhe kind Of break thar
/ occasionally checks impulses OF too hot
/ headed uaJUre-is the physical sluggish
ness produced by an excess OF English
/ porter or German beer. which liquid may
be said to have saved Germany and
! Austria from rr-a~.- q rfDf and --er~-r--
tionary movement
The athletic spirit Of the American
universities is taking a strong hold OF
the continental schools. and IL viii not De
many years before beer will have 10 take
la back seat and all sorts Of outdoor
sports will have taken its place"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-13
To BE Expected.

some folks Gt- frsv about now,
Mad az the F,rrtsst thing.
But then IT'S natural % find
Some temper m the spring
Boston Transcript.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-09-28
Cable News
Continued from Page i.)
THE FRACAS
At SARATOGA

SARATOGA. Sept. Eft beat the
Old Guard to a FRAGILE" said Theo.
dore Roosevelt today. following the
final clash between his adherents and
those OF the opposition In the state
convention now In progress here.
The former Presidents words apt.
ly describe the condition of the Old
Guard, who were decislvely defeat.
ed in their attempt to seat Vice
President Sherman as temporary
chairman, position that Roosevelt
wanted for himself The prelimi
nary test votes showed that the
Roosevelt party had control and the
vote for temporary chairman proved
II, the result being: For Roosevelt
SCI; for Sherman. AS.
Throughout the day there were
many acrimonious speeches made
and Kisses and jeers greeted the
chairman at times and others of the
speakers. pandemonium reignlng NJ
frequent intervals. despite the effort
OF the chairman to preserve order.
Roosevelt adroltly named commit
tees of his own selection. including
the committee on resolutions, which
is expected now to bring in a report
favoring resolution that the party
platform include plank favoring
the direct nomination OF candidates
which the Old Guard has always
stubbornly fought and which they
defeated in the last Legislature in
spite OF the work OF Governor
Hughes.
1t is now definitely settled that
Senator Elihu Root win be the per-
manent chairman OF the convention
and that Timothy Woodruff will he
deposed as chairman OF the State
committee.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-09-28
QUIT WORK WHEN TOLD
THEY MUST NOT SMOKE

TACOMA. Wash. Sept. IA. = Be
cause they were ordered not to smoke
at their work In the Puget SouAl
Navy Yard. thirty-seven stoneeutters
employed by c. J. Erickson in shap.
ing stone for the new drydock quit
work yesterday. They were under
the impression that the order had
been issued by a foreman, and be
lieyed that vigorous protest would
restore to them the privilege Of
smoking on duty.
They later learned that the order
had been issued by the captain o.
the yard on authority OF the Nav,
Department, and rather than tak'
issue with Uncle Sam they put theil
pipes away and went back TO work
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-09-28

BOSTON, Sept l0.-Solicitor-Gen-
eral Lloyd w. Bowers, who was men,
TONED as probable appointee to the
United States Supreme Court bench,
is dead. Mr.. Bowers suffered from
bronchitis, which followed an opera
ton on his throat, President TAFT
attended the funeral.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-09-28
STRIKERS BATTLE POLICE.

BERLIN. Sept 27.--serlous riots
took place today in the streets Of
this city. the police charging the as
sembled mobs with swords and re-
yolvers. Several hundred strikers
and numerous policemen were in
inred during the lighting.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-09-28
TAFT DIMES THE PRINCE.

WASHINGTON, ID. c., Sept. 27.--
President Taft gave an official din
ner tonight in honor Of Prince Tsai
Hsun of the Chinese Imperial House.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-09-28

Small Freddy's mamma was so
hoarse one morning that she could
scarcely speak why. mamma" said
the little fellow, what sore voice
you've got"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-09-28
SPECIAL CARRIER.

A special carrier is at the Blu |.
letin Office every evening after
$3.50 p. m. to deliver the Bulle-
{ in to subscribers who fail to re.
ce.ve it from the regular carrier
Telephone 1856 and paper will b,
Immediately delivered,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-09-28

When the yellow streak begins Ia
work out of some people they have a
nj of the blues.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-09-28

InterIsland and o. Il, a l.. shipping
books for sale at the Bulletin
once. soc each,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-09-28

Bulletin Editorial Room Phone
21S5. Builetin Business ONCE
Phone 1856.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-09-28
BAND CONCERT.

Captain Berger has arranged the fol-
lowing program for tonight's band
concert at Aala Park:
March-Billy Possum ...,,, Thurban
Overture-Light Cavalry .... Suppe
lntermezzo-The Gigglers 80. Halnes
Selection-La Traviata .,..... Verdi
Vocal-Hawaiian songs. Ar, by Berger
Selection The Old Town ... LADDERS
lntermezzo-La dybird's Review Moret
Flnale-The Navy ....,...,... Pether
The Star Spangled Banner
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-09-28
COTTAGES FOR RENT.

Cressaty's, 2O1t Kalia Rd. next
Cassidy's) Elegant. new. furnish
ed and unfurnished cottages. at
Waikiki Beach; with board. II de-
sired. GOOD bathing and boating.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-09-28
ROOMS AND BOARD.

THE LELAND" 627 Beretania ave-
nue.. Mosquito-proof lanai rooms.
with or without board. Everything
modern; moderate prices. Central
location. Phone 1905. Mrs. II.
-Dinklage. prop. 4711-tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-09-28

Cool furnishes rooms and cottages.
with board. 1894 Nuuanu Ave.
near School st. Prices moderate.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-09-28

Hotel Dclmonico: under new man
agement. Rooms by the day.
week or month. 1870 Beretania
street. Reasonable rates.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-09-28
H. Y0SHINAGA

Emma Street. above Beretania
New BICYCLES arrived for racing
and general use. Prices, $25 up to
s35, without brakes. Repairing and
retiring done neatly.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-09-28

Japanese Cooking School. Families or
hotels supplied with cooks @. M.
Matte. 1857 Aud Lane. Tel. 1864.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-09-28
S. MIYAM0T0
Carnenter

Contractor for Building. Stone and
Cement Work. Painting, Paperhang.
ing.
No. 1916 LILTHA ST. Cor. Kukui,
Honolulu
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-09-28
w A N T S
0O0 00OO O O0OO
TO LET

Large. elegantly furnished front
room, suitable for one or two gen
tlemen; walking distance from
town; private residence. Address
"B. W.. Bulletin once.
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SITUATION WANTED.

aged 80, wants position
In Office or As storekeeper or time.
keeper. Good references. Sober and
industrious. City or country.
s., Bulletin. 4733-6t
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1910-08-17

For a good cup Of Coffee;
try our Gold Medal, Csc
per ID.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1910-08-17
Look Over Historic Places.

j. A. Ochs, one of the few Junior
Pioneers, who is greatly interested
in the history of the early settlers and
OF the early days, on Tuesday of last
week, took party of men in his auto
mobile over to the old historic places
of Ft. Ridgely and Morton (Lower
Sioux Agency. The party consisted
of Mr.. Ochs, Rev: Father Heinz, Geo.
Rolwes, and the veteran pioneer, R.
Pfefferle.
A better guide for the occasion than
Mr.. Pfefferle could not be found. He
lived and worked in that neighbour
hood so years ago Mr.. Pfefferle dis
charged his duties as guide in a
SPLENDID manner, showing all the
historic spots where battles between
the whites and Indians took place and
where the cabins of the first sttlers
were located. AS is we'll known the
state owns 5 acres of land in Morton
which is set apart to commemorate
the historical events of the early days.
The party left New Ulm at s A. M.
Tuesday morning. They visited FIT.
Ridgely, Franklin, Morton and Red
wood. At the latter place they saw
the Little Crow monument. The party
returned via Springfield and arrived
in New Ulm about 500 P. M. having
covered a distance of over $50 Miles,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1910-08-17
William Theobald, Pioneer,
Dead.

William Theobald, Il, 297 Goodhue
ST., president Theobald & Co., died at
his home Friday of pneumonia.
Mr.. Theobald was born in Germany,
Kline province, and came to the
United States in 1869. He settled in
st. Paul, engaging in the liquor
bus mess with the firm of Fink &
Theobald. In 1876 he entered into
business for himself.
A wife and three daughters-Mrs.
Emil Traeger, Mrs. Emil W. Helmes
and Miss Minnie Theobald-survive
The funeral was held from the
residence Monday afternoon.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1910-08-17
Our Man About Town.

Recently a girl died ..from tight lac
Ing. 1t IS hoped her example will not
be wasted upon her sex.
There wouldn't be nearly as many
marriages in this old world if the
counting had to be done before break
fast instead OF after the young ladies
have had a whole day in which to
primp up in.
GBlbsetells US OF assyoungI lady, hav-
ing ..liquid brown eyes; shaded I5y
velvet lashes." No doubt the com6i-
nation is extremely pretty, and this
new material may be an Improvement
over the "silken" lashes thats have
done duty so long.
A certain New Ulmite, in his wife's
absence ate lot of canary seed, mis-
taking it for breakfast food and ever
since he has been sleeping with his
head under his arm.
Not so long ago three tired New
Ulm citizens sat in back room. On
the table were three empty glasses and
couple Of packs of cards. Schafs-
kopf was the game. AS they sat in
silence rat scurried across the floor
into darkness beyond. The three men
shifted their feet uneasily. After
long pause one of them said:
II know what you fellows are think
ing; you think I saw rat, but 1
didn't -
~ farmer called at our Office last
week and wanted to use the 'phone.
After the connection was made, and
the customary ''hello" and "yes'' was
exchanged, the man remained quiet
for nearly five minutes. The silence
was so painful that we asked him, if
the line was in trouble. ooh, it's all
right, working fine, [ am simply talk
ing to my wife.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1910-08-17
Card of Thanks.

To the many friends and neighbors
who attended tn funeral of our beloved
wife and mother, donors Of flowers,
pall-bearers and to Capt. Albert Stein
hauser, for his words of comfort, we
extend our most sincere thanks.
Mr.. F. HOGEN
+ and family.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1910-08-17
Card of Thanks.

We desire to extend our heartfelt
thanks to those who SO kindly ten
dered their sympathy during the recent
death of our beloved husband, son
and brother, especially to the speaker
Capt Albert Steinhauser, to the pail
bearers and those who so literally
offered floral tributes.
Mrs. r. FRITsCHE
and rela ives.