The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-12
THE CABMEN OF PARIS
Hailing One Is the Same as a
Declaration of War.
THEY ARE lNSOLENT ROGUES
sneers and Caustic Advice Are Show
cred Upon Those Who Engage Them.
On Wet or Festal Days the Cables
Spurn Those Who Want to Ride.

cred Upon Those Who Engage Them.
On Wet or FestaI Days the Cables
Spurn Those Who Want to Ride.
Among Anglo-Saxons there is gen.
eral and instructive desire to do busi-
ness on the basis of an entente cor
dale. In Paris the hailing of cab
man Is looked on by both parties to
the transaction as an implied declara-
ton of war. The cabman takes your
measure, and you take his number IL
you are wise. At once he will give
you a reason to remark that he has
rooted and premeditated objection to
drive you where you wish to go. Per-
haps he prefers the opera quarter be-
cause 1t is central, or should the wealth
er be fine his heart is probably set
upon driving in the Bots, while yon
may have business at the bourse. He
explains his views on the subject self
ishly and rudely.
A foreigner alighted recently from
the Calais train at the Northern rail-
way station in Paris and ordered
typical Partisan cabman, bloated, pale
and absinth soaked. to drive him to
the Rue Blomet, which is street in
the relatively distant Vanguard quar-
ter. "Peut on habiter Ia Rue Blomet"
("Is it possible to inhabit the Rue
Blomet?) exclaimed the ragged ruff
fan in an epigra mmatic note of dis
dain which would have done honor to
Beau Brummel.
But 1t is when the Paris cabman has
once started on his COURSE" war
path in the strict sense of the term,
that he proves to what limitless ex-
| tent he is the enemy of mankind. His
hatred Of the bourgeois the man in
the street." in spite of and indeed be
cause of his being potential client.
is expressed at every yard. He con-
stantly tries to run him down, which
makes strangers to Paris accuse the
Paris cabman of driving badly, while
| in point of fact he is not driving az
all, but playing with miraculous skid
| game of his own which suggests can
non billiards in the hands of a worlds
champion.
But 1t is not with the public alone
| that he is at war. On all other cab
men whose path he crosses, on omni-
bus drivers, motorcar men. bicyclists.
private coachmen, costermongers with
barrows and (sottO voce) the police he
| heaps deadly insults, the least outra-
geous of which are "Oursw C'BearT'i
and "Fourneaur' COven,'O, the latter
containing subtle double meaning,
| int ;yil nn1xy those who haVn
Paris ''argot' or slang at their finger
ends and too long to explain.
| The claimants wild career through
| the streets, the constant wavering and
slashing of his pitiless whip, his mad
cap hurtlements and collisions, the
| frenzied gesticulations which he eX'
changes with his fare" the panic
stricken fight of the agonized women
whose lives he has endangered, the
ugly rushes which the public occasion
ally makes at him with a view to
lynching him, the sprawlings and fall
ings of his maddened, hysterical, starv
ing horse, contribute as much as any
thing to the spasmodic intensity, the
electric blue fire diablerie, which are
characteristic of the general move
ment of Paris.
All that can be said in mitigation OF
the Paris cabman's method is that
"he has them in the blood" Every
| Partisan (and the cabman is no excep-
tom has the soul of a dictator and
the spirit of an artist. To exercise au-
| tocratic power and. failing this. to en-
Joy the maximum of personal freedom
| from all restraint, moral or social, is
the goal at which he is ever aiming.
openly or secretly.
Watch a Paris cabman, for instance.
on a wet day or on some festival oc-
| casion, such as the New Year, when
tbIre is a big demand for his services.
| With what naughty disdain does he
| drive along the streets, deaf to every
| appeal, refusing every fare. rejoicing
| in the discomfort and Inconvenience
| he is causing, triumphant in the
| thought that at last he has the bour-
| geois" at his feet; that the clientele
which he detests and which detests
him is now a Inundated, bemuGdled
or bedraggled mob of supplicants
waiting on his will, whom he can en-
rage to boiling point with his sneers
and his silence or lash with his sar-
| casms as cruelty as he beats his horse.
Cheerfully does he sacrifice half
days earnings to the enjoyment of
this exquisite revenge. for at least he
can say to his hungry wife and chill.
dren when he gets home, "J'ai vecu."
They may not have dined, but he has
| lived.
1t is because the Partisan recognizes
| in himself a certaiL community of