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FOOD FERMENTING
CAUSES INDIGESTION.

al got a box of Mi-o-na tablets for
a distress in my stomach and the first
dose relieved me, and after l took
the fourth l have not felt any more
of it. think it is a wonderful medi-
cine. Hiram Shultz. Watseka, H.,
July 81, 'O9.
If your stomach is out of order or
distressed, no matter from what
cause. Mi-o-na stomach tablets will
give instant relief, and If taken regu-
larly, will cure indigestion, acute or
Chronic, or money back.
Every sufferer from stomach trou-
BILE, gas, belching, sour stomach,
nervousness, dizziness. and bilious
ness, should get fifty cent box OF
Mi-o-na stomach tablets today and
start a treatment.
In three days time the stomach
and bowels Will be thoroughly puri-
fed, and sour stomach and distress
will vanish.
Continue the treatment for two
weeks and the stomach will become
strong and it will be able to digest
the heartiest meal without distress,
Sold by druggists everywhere and by
Gilbert's drug store.
Booths Pills best for constipation,
25c.
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LENDLER q LYDoN.

opposed to foreign missions and claim
that this country has not been chris-
TANNED. Men here, he said, are
Iheathens by choice and those in the
dark world are heathens by necessity.
1t is a possible task, he said, to
spread the gospel during our lifetime
to the billions of heathens. who have
not heard of Christ. One missionary
could reach $4,000 pagans in life
time. II there were 10000 working
lat present the work could be accom-
|phshed before We die. Now there are
20, 600 missionaries, while s 600 OF
these becoming old will have to return
home. He gave figures, showing the
feasible and practical plans for Chris
tianizing the lost world. II seemed
ridiculous when he showed how much
money the world practically throws
away everg year. while a small por-
tion of this could be used to carry
out the missionary purpose. He said
to accomplish the purpose 1t would
require $4,000 900. Last year the
United States people spent 5000, ,000.-
900 for automobile tires alone;
$500. 900, 900 for tobacco, and $1,-
T3 60 900, 900 for liquor. For thanks
giving dinners this country spent
s24 900, 900 last year; $4,000. 600
was spent for chewing gum.
The Rev. Mr.. Thomas. of Maxon
Mills, said the benediction.
Mr.. Corey left at 1893 o'clock this
morning for his home in Cincinnati.
o. He says besides his family he
had rather devote his time to mis-
Isaonary work than to anything else.
The banquet closed last night with
IA rising vote of thanks to the ladies
of the church.
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DAINTY FOOD.
Turns Pale Cheeks to Pink.

Our best physicians of the present
day seek to cure patients by the use
OF food. rather than heavy drugs.
and this is the true method, for all
physicians agree that only from food
can the body be rebuilt.
Many people fail to give their ply
sicians credit, for after living on
poorly selected or badly cooked food
for a long time. perhaps. and when
their ailments become chronic, they
expect the Doctor, with some magic
potency, to instantly rebuild them.
This Is not possible. The only
true method is to turn as quickly as
can be. from poor food to good. A
young lady over in Ohio says:
II was variously treated for my
nerves, muscles. lungs, etc, but none
OF the treatments gave me relief.
about a year ago my appetite
failed completely and | began to have
sinking spells similar to fainting.
then | took all manner of tonics and
stimulants. but they were of no ef-
feet. had been brought to quit
drinking coffee and taking Postum In
its place, and gradually began TO get
a little better.
Someone suggested that II l
found Postum so beneficial had bet
ter use Grape Nuts food, as they were
both the children OF one brain.
commenced on Grape-Nuts food for
breakfast. having Postum with 1t.
found the food so dainty, delicious
and appetizing that | always looked
forward to breakfast with pleasure.
shortly after commencing this
diet. the wretched pain in my side
was greatly relieved, and now, a year
later, II has gone entirely, also the
sinking spells; in fact, my pale
cheeks have changed to pink, have
gained back more than the twenty
pounds | lost, and am thoroughly
well In every way"
Read the little book. "The Road 70
Wellville." In pkgs. There's a Rea-
SON."
Ever read tine above letter? A new
one appears from time TO time. They
are genuine. true. and full of human
interest,
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ever taught, as the veritable source
of faith, hope and charity and the
greatest assurance of the concumma-
tion OF mans duty to man, and his
love for Cod"
The Church Debt.
Mr.. George G. Wallace was then
introduced and he spoke on Re
Iducing the Church Debt" what he
termed the shadow of the program.
Mr.. Wallace said this is a serious
Question and a serious phase of it is
that we all are inheritors of Christian
privileges, freedom. etc. II We be-
lieved what we professed. he said, we
would have no such subject to dis
icuss. He said debt is an obligation
to PAY and is sort of ballast in the
church work. He told how a debt of
$45. 600, incurred by the purchase of
the lot and the building Of the church
was reduced to s12, 500 in 1906. For
"a short time the church was without
a pastor and this prevented the re
ducing of the debt. However. that
year $1,000 was raised and $4,000
the following year. In the past four
years $4,000 has been paid on the
debt and 800 in improvements at
the church were made, leaving the
debt now just $4,000. He said il Is
small matter. although a serious
one, but by each member paying s23
the debt could be wiped out entirely.
More improvements are needed. one
being the building of a parsonage.
He complimented DIR. Fite's ability
as leader and said the church soon
hopes to clear the debt away making
a way for needed improvements.
Elements OF Success.
DIR. I. B. Howell came next with a
witty and inspiring talk on "The Ele-
ments of Success" Speech making,
he said, is merely getting across"
He said speechmaking is not oratory
but communion of fellowship. 1t is
not what We do. but the spirit with
which we do it. Men, he said, can
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has TO its credit
fifty years of pub
lie service. Ii is
the result of years
Of careful work
and is an absolute
ly pure distillation
OF carefully matted
grain. Overworkcd
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SKIN SUFFERERS
DOUBT IS REMOVED

Many eczema sufferers have failed
SO utterly with salves and other dis
coveries" that even the assurance OF
the best physician or druggist cannot
induce them to invest another dollar
in any remedy
II is to these discouraged sufferers
in particular that we now offer, at
only 25 cents, a trial bottle of the
accepted standard eczema remedy, a
simple wash of oil OF wintergreen,
thymol and glycerine, as compound
ed in ID. ID. ID. Prescription.
Hundreds of cures have convinced
us and We know you can prove in
stantly with the first application that
II takes away the Itch at once. r. w.
Walker Co., Fifth aud broadway.
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men, dclicate women and sickly children
viii fund in Duffy's Pure Malf Whiskey
the health and strengthening parts
that are so necessary 10 them. You
should have it in your homo. Il is
wonderful remedy in the prevention and
cure OF consumption, pneumonia. grippe,
bronchitis, coughs. colds, asthma, ma
laria, low fevers, stomach troubles and
all wasting and weakening conditions,
il taken as directed.
All druggists. Rrocers and dealers, or
direct, Sl00 large bottle. Refuse sub
stitutes and limitations; they are impure
md dangerous. Send for medical book
et and doctors advice, both sent free.
Nhe Duffy Malt whiskey Co., Rochester. NY.
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MEN ENTERTAINED
BY CHURCH LADIES
TIyIE ENJOYED AT
FIRST CHRISTIAN.
Program Of Address Inspiring and
Enlightening to the Listeners.
MIR. COREY ON MISSIONARIES

81 have attended over so similar
banquets in the last three months.
but this one Is the finest. the most
representative and the most excel
leDtly prepared than any other one
have had the honor OF attending. -
SAID stephen J. Corey, secretarn OF
tie Christian Foreign Missionary So
ciety, Cincinnati, o.. at the First
Christian church banquet last night.
In all Christian sincerity aud ap-
proval every one of the 1876 men,
who assembled last nigh. at the i'm
spring banquet rendered by the
gracious women Of the First Chris
tlan church in the primary Bible
school room at S o'clock, will en-
dorse the words OF man. who has
Travelled extensively and Is devoting
his life to the uplifting OF foreign
missionary work A delicious five
course menu. elegantly prepared by
the feminine hands OF the church;
On air of christian fellowship and
communion; the responses of promi-
nent citizens to toasts: and the elo-
quenoe and wonderful but simple
revelations of Mr.. Corey all these
gave form 10 one OF the most enjoy
able church gatherings In the history
OF the clty's spiritual progress.
Although Mr.. Corey's address on
Men aud Missions" was the main
feature. the other speakers did credit
to themselves in their remarks. An
other feature not 10 be forgotten was
the delicious menu and the manner
In which II was served.
At 1880 O'Clock last night men
BEGAN 10 file n the downstairs Sun
day school room. where an Informal
reception was held. Just before S
O'Clock they filed upstairs and were
seated al the tables. after an invoca-
ton by the Rev. G. ID. Wyatt, pastor
OF the Tenth Street Christian church.
The tables were arranged Ia a "U'
formation. Mr.. J. c. Uttcrback. the
toastmaster. the Rev. W. A. Fite.
pastor. and Mr.. Corey occupying seats
at the base Of the arrangement. One
hundred and Twenty-Five men lined
the long tables. extending from either
end OF the hall. Each found hand
some program and under the direc-
ton OF the toastmaSter each man
picked up a large capsule at his plate,
which. Il was announced. was to be
digested. Inside WIS a rolled slip,
soliciting the attendance of members
to the church Bible class for men
oofy. Il was in the form OF a
want ad."
The menu was then turned 10. II
consisted Of grape fruit for the first
course: potato chips. French peas IN
Timbals pickle. hot buttered biscuits.
baked ham and oysters In petite
shells, made up the second course
and Waldorf the third. Caramel ice
cream with whipped cream came next
and coffee and cigars were Afterwards
served.
Christian Citizenship.
After a brief speech and witty re-
marks about the speakers as to who
should come first on the program,
MIR. Utterback introduced Attorney
Charles c. Gresham. who spoke as
follows on the subject OF The Bible
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-03-08

An 1i.Oo0-ton ship running fifteen
miles an hour will consume i5O tons
OF coal a day. s0.OOo-ton ship going
thirty miles an hour will use up L.
100 tons.
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Christian Citizenship.

After a brief speech and witty re-
marks about the speakers as to who
should come first on the program,
MIR. utterbaok introduced Attorney
Charles c. Gresham. who spoke as
follows on the subject OF Tho Bible
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wouId Have Cost HIm Hls 1Ife.

Oscar Bowman, Lebanon, KY,
writes: 81 have used FNoley's Kidney
Remedy and take great pleasure in
stating it cured me permanently OF
kidney diseases which certainly would
have cost me my life. "-Gilbert's
Drug Store.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-03-08

Goodbye sore feet. aching feet,
swollen feet sweaty feet. smelling
feet. tired feet.
Goodbye corns, callouses and bum
ions and raw spots.
You've never tried anything like TIZ
before for your feet 1t Is different
from anything ever before sold.
IL acts at once and makes the feet
feel remarkably fresh ad sore-proof.
TIZ Is not a powder. Powders and
other foot remedies clog up the pores
TIZ draws out all poisonous exuda-
tions which bring on soreness OF the
feet and Is the only remedy thai
does. TIZ cleans out every pore and
gIoridcs the feet--your feet.
You'n never limp again or draw uI
your face in pain. and you'll forget
about your corns. bunions and cal
louses. You'll feel like new person.
II you don't find all this true after
trying a box of TIZ, you can get youl
money right back.
TIZ is for sale at all druggists at 2E
cents per box. or IL will be sent you
direct II you wish from Walter Luther
Dodge & Co, Dodge Bldg, Chicago, Ill
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Coughs, Colds, Consumption and
All Diseases of the Throat and
Lungs Can Be Prevented and
nxx..I

Mr.. Walter Clark was restored to
health and strength after being unable
70 work for two months. Read what he
says: After having been afflicted with
a serious case of lung trouble and used
many remedies without rcsult-in fact,
! was unable to do any work whatever
for two months-Dufy's Pure Malt
Whiskey was recommended and | COM
menced taking the same. desire to
state that | am entirely cured, having
been pronounced so by my physician. |
consider this the greatest medicine OF
the present age. This testimonial is
conscieniiously given and without any
solicitation whatsoever. MATER Cla.k,
nf..c.fJ
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-03-08

Foley's Kidney Remedy viii cure
any oasc OF Kidney or Bladder trou.
Die that iis not beyond the reach OF
medicine. No medicine can do more
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-03-31
Tnnk the Bows View.

A well known London comedian was
starring at a music hall in a large
town when he heard from a friend
that the son Of the landlady where he
had taken rooms was going round the
town stating that the star WAS rotten
and not worth going to see.
The comedian went home and called
the landlady and said: MADAM, you
would not like me to leave your rooms
and in the next town l went to tell
my friends that were likely to visit
you that your rooms were bad. Well.
your little boy has made a statement
that I am no use as a star, and /
should like you to take him to task
for it. Please don't hit him, but speak
to him sternly and severely"
The landlady waited till the boys
father came home from work and told
him about it.
The father gave the boy a sound
thrashing and sent him to bed, went
that night to the hall to see the come
dian act, returned home, woke the boy
up and a%pologized to him.
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GreeIev's Awful Writinu.

Horace Greeley left behind him a
very frank criticism of the legibility of
his own c~hirography. Being uptown
in New York II day and wishing to
send a telegram and also to get shaved.
he entered a hotel and sent his dis
patch. Then, passing into the barber
shop, he sat down in a chair and, &C.
cording to custom, was soon sound
asleep. q
Meantime the telegram had created
a decided sensation, Mr.. Greeley hav-
ing thrown it down hastily on the desk
and neglected to translate it. Nobody,
from the manager down, being able to
supply a legible equivalent for the mys-
terious characters, a messenger was
sent into the barber shop with the
screed.
Waking with a start and supposing
that the boy had brought an answer to
his dispatch, Mr.. Greeley took the pa
per, scanned it for a moment and then,
with a look of deep disgust, piped out,
what blamed idiot wrote this?"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-03-31
On Safe Ground.

A young clergyman who had been
appointed to a curacy in n OF. the
parishes of an English university town
was embarrassed by the thought of
criticism in his cultivated congrega-
ton. He sought counsel from his ia
ther, an old and. sagacious vicar, say
ing:
Father, / Am hampered in my min
istry in the pulpit | am now serving.
If | cite anything from geology there
is Professor A., the eminent expert in
this science, right before me. If use
an Illustration in Roman mythology.
then there is Professor B. ready to
trip me up for my in%accuracy. If L
instance something in English litera-
ture that pleases me, l am cowed by
the presence of the learned doctor who
holds the chair of English literature
here. What shall l do?"
The old man replied:
"Do not be discouraged. I'll give you
safe advice. Preach the gospel. They
probably know very little Of that"
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InsuIted.


Two brothers had the habit of call
ing on the same girl. One of the
brothers, George. was to take part i'll
some private theatricals, and the girl
had promised to fix. up a shirt and a
pair of shoes for his costume. The
articles were to be delivered to her
on a certain evening.
Frank, the second brother, took it
into his head to call on the girl that
same evening. Frank knew nothing Of
the arrangements George had made
with her to help him with his cos
tune. He rang the bell. asked the
maid to tell the girl that Mr.. Allen had
called and sat down in the parlor.
The maid went upstairs and present
ly returned. trying hard not to smile.
Miss Jones says she is busy just
now and that you are to send III your
shirt and Shoes" was the message she
handed Frank.
"What?" he yelled.
"Pm to take up your shirt and
Shoes"
Thanks, but / may need them my
self to go home with. [ hope Miss
Jones will be better in the morning.
Never mind; / will close the door my
self"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-03-31
His Bitter Rebuke.

The dinner had not gone at all we'll.
The waiter was slow, the food was
cold, and the cooking was bad. The
guest in the German restaurant was of
a naturally peevish disposition, any
how, and he complained vigorously to
the head waiter, and especially COM
planned Of the waiter at his table. AS
he was leaving the waiter said humbly:
eff you only knew vat a hardt time
us walters hat you would NIGHT be so
hardt."
But" said the guest. why be a
waiter?"
"vot else couldt I do?" asked the
waiter.
"Well," said the guest, "up at the
Metropolitan Opera House they pay a
man So a night to play the oboe. You
might try that
"Budt," said the waiter, II don't
know how to blay dot oboe"
what is the d~ifference?" observed
the guest as he turned away, leaving
a much mystifed waiter. You don't
know how to waiter either. You might
scatter your incompetence."-Cosmo
itan.
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~
o. The -
Scrap Book
Five to the Good.

when Mr.. FIRTH" a millionaire art
collector said, sold me my picture or
a child feeding white rabbits he told
me an amusing story connected there
with.
"He purchased for models, he said, a
dozen white rabbits from a dealer and
ordered them SEN home. The man
who brought them to him foOlishly left
them in the garden-Mr. Firth lived in
the country at the time-and naturally
the little animals all got away through
the fence. Well, when Nj. Firth re-
turned and found his rabbits gone he
searched the neighborhood o them
manfully. He got most of them back,
but not all. And, meeting the dealer
next day, he said angrily:
"'What did you mean by leaving
the rabbits loose on my lawn, as you
did? l had a frightful task to capture
them, and as it was l got only eleven
"The dealer scratched his cal.
"'But eleven was pretty good, gov
ernor,' he said. I'D left only six, We
know. The rest was comm on tomor-
row."
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-03-31
A Hard Shot.

Dining as honored guest with the
governors of various states was "Pri-
vate' John Allen of Mississippi, whose
very whimsical way of saying things
makes people smile. He told himself
what happened when. he was once
called on to speak. II got up and
said," explained Private" Allen, "that
/ came with the understanding that l
was not to speak during this trip.
Then some M cried from the other
end of the room, Yes, and l came
with the same understanding"
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- OoOhs AluStC6, IldlnIlnJ .
VS.
Wisconsin Lumber and Cattle Company
ct al, Defendants,
Notice is hereby given that under and by
virtue OF a judgment and decree enteredln
the above entitled action on the 18th day of
october A. d. 1908, T., the undersigned ref
cree, appo. nted by the court TO make such
sale, Will sell at public auction 10 the highest
bidder for cash on the LIST day OF December
A. D.. 1909 at IL O'Clock in the forenoon at the
front door of the court house in the city Ut
Washburn, bayfield, County, Wisconsin, the
premises and real estate described in said
Judgment and decree, to wit:
The following is a description of the mort
gagged premises hereinbefore mentiened,
VIZ Of the SEA, Eh OF the SWA OF Section "a
Lot No A, Section IS, aud Lot No / in Section
Sc. in Township No 81, north Uf Range MOI
west, also Lots No /, 2 ana 8, The SWA Of the
NWH, and the entire sH of the Section /, and
the NE4 of the NW4 of section 2, the ell
tire VIZ, the entire SEA, the So of the NE4
and the NW4 of the NEA OF Section 3, the
ER, of the NE4, the entire SCI and the
SEA of the sWA and Lot No in section 4,
Lot No / III Section 5, Lot No | in Section =;
the entire Section 7. The entire e u and the
entire WA, the Ne of the SW4 and the
SEH Of the SW4 of Section 5, all OF Section
.. the SEA OF the NW4, the entire SWA and
the Wa vi the SEA OF secLi0n III, the entire
Section ii, the NW4 OF the NE4 of Section
IL, all OF Sections IL, IA, 10 and Ii, the Eh, the
+ OF the nv ID, anu The E12 oi the . "a Uf
SecLlon 10, all OF sections ~, ~. ii, ", rs, aud
the SWA Of the NWL4, The We ol the SW4
the SEA of the 5 VIZ, The SWA OF the seq OF
section ~, all Of Section 70, The entire Ma vi
the eW4, The entire Ma, and the SWA vi
the SW a, the Ma Oh The SEA, and The SEH
Oh the SEA OF section 20, all or SECTIONS II, Is
20, and the Wa OF The MA, the E12 uI The
NWA OF section 81, all of section 81, the entire
EA, The l. Of the NWA, these OF the NWN
anu The w uf section ~, all vi section 80,
M oI the NE4, the entire ~ and The en-
tire skA OF Section 81 all OF section 50, and
The Ma Of The NWN OF SecLion 50, all IN
Township No 50, north OF fauge NO Z,
wesJ; all or Section !. The SWM OF the
NW4, the NWA vi the sW4 oil Section
2, ali vi section 5, Tie entre SEA of Section
4, all Of Section 5, the NEH OF The SEA, the
SEA OF the NEM, The NWH Of the NWM, tie
S>a of The VIVA and The SwA of the . W. of
Section ~. the SE4 vi the SEA of Section s..
all OF Sections ii, 10, 10 and IL, Tow nship No
49, north of Range No Z west,
f. j. WILDNER,
Referee
a. w. MCLEOD,
Plaintiffs Attorney,
Washburn:
The above sale has beer adjourned un-
til February LIST, 1910 at the same hour
and place.
F. ]. Wildner. Receiver.
The above sale has been adjourned un-
til March LIST. 1910 at the same hour and
place.
F. ]. WiIdner. Receiver.
The above sale has been adjourned un-
til April 18th. 1910 at the same hour and
place.
r Reca;yax
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Mrs. Kate Hall says: 81 have
kept house ID years, am the mother
Of four children, and [ would pot
keep house without Hollis Rocky
Mountain Tea" Wise woman, Why?
Drives away sickness, brings health
and happiness TO the whole family.
It's the worlds health preserver.
Fox Bros. Phar.
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Impertinent.

Sarah, duchess of Marlborough. one
day remarked to her grandson, Jack
Spencer, slack, you must marry, and
l will give you a list of the ladies you
may propose to-"
Every well, %grannie," he said, and he
proposed to the first on the list. When
he came back with his wife from their
wedding tour they went to pay their
respects to the old lady.
well now" she said, 81 am the
root, and you are only the branches,
and therefore you must always pay me
a great deal of Difference"
"That is all very we1l," said Jack i'm.
~pertinently. "but l think the branches
would flourish a great deal better IL
the root was underground"
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The Brake on Tight.

Out Of the Grand Central station, in
evidently from up state regions. The
old man graspcd his carpetbag and
bullying green umbrella firmly and
looked up and down the street. his
mouth agape.
There's a heap O. sights in New
York, I guess, Maria" he said. 81
misdoubt if we see them ALL"
The old lady's mouth set grimly.
"Waal. Silas." she replied, and her
manner was more than significant,
'bein's as I'm with you, there's some,
I expect, that you amt goin' to see!"