The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-14
PILGRIM JOE.
He Is Now in the Market With His
'sNIemOry Restorer."

For the last 35 years I have been
experfmenting with various roots and
banks with a view of bringing out
some sure and certain rem edy for loss
of memory in old and young people.
The II l-i amount of forgetfulness in this
world is something astonishing, and
the evil thereby caused can hardly be
computed.
1t gives me the greatest pleasure
to state that my long and untiring eff
forts have at last been crowned with
complete success, and every drug store
in the land is now supplied with Pill
grim Joes Wonderful Memory Re
storer.
make no difference between re-
spectacle and dlsreputable druggists,
but serve both alike, as I wish my
Restorer to reach all classes and con-
ditions.
Every bottle holds a full pint. and
the cork is secured by red wax Take
no other More depends on the color
Of the wax in patent medicine than
the contents of the bottle.
Every bottle has a wide mouth, so
it can be used to take ice cream home
in when the original contents are
gone.
Inspected under the pure food and
drug law and found to contain moth
ing to kill a horse. If you die after
taking a few doses your friends must
| look Tor Paris green III lIIG we'll
1 do not wish to boast to greatly of
this new and valued addition to the
many preparations on sale, and will
therefore submit few testimonials
from the thousands pouring in by ev-
cry mail:
]. D. B., of Hartford writes: ''I
hope you will meet with no success
in the sale of your Memory Restorer.
My wife got me to take a dose. and
it was hardly down before / remem-
bered of borrowing ten dollars of her
five years ago, and there was nothing
to CO but pay it back. You don't get
me to take another drop"
John Henry H., of New York City,
writes: 'I was being sued for breach
of promise, and as the girl had moth
jury would certainly have cleared me
had not the plaintiffs lawyer tricked
me into taking a dose of your Re-
storer. Under its influence 1 owned
right up that I had asked the girls
hand three different times, and she
was awarded $4,000. I shall warn all
my friends against your decoction.'
Miss NJ b, of Detroit. writes: 81
think such men as you ought to be put
behind prison bars. 1 was about to
be married the other day when
stranger to me rose up and forbade
the banns. I tainted, and to bring me
out they poured a big dose of your
Restorer down my throat. When 1
revived the stranger was stranger no
longer, but a man I had accepted sew
eral years ago and forgotten all about.
He's lop-shoulderd and knock-kneed,
but I've got to keep my promise L
trust that your days in the land may
be short and full of Woe
Deacon Thompson of Oswego writes:
zone day last week my wife came
home from the drug store with bot
tie of your Memory Restorer and
great story of what it would do. Just
before setting out for prayer meeting
that evening I took a dose. AS a con-
| sequence 1 rose up in meeting and re-
membered and owned up to cheating
no less than seven of the brethren
who had traded horses with me at
various times in the last 80 years. I
was going on to own up a lot of
other things when luckily for me the
fire bells rang and I had a chance to
get out of the meeting, house. had,
however, owned up to enough to give
me a black eye all around town, ana
propose to give you such lawsuit
mortal man was never called upon to
defend before!'
Mrs. Danforth widow, of Kansas,
writes: For several years past L
have laid my spectacleS, thimble, etc.
away and then had to hunt for hours
to find them again. friend of mine
called my attention to your Restorer,
| and 1 got bottle. After the first
| dose walked right down the cellar
ana IOunQ my Sp6CldCl6S Oh Tie SIlOlA
where I had placed them months ago.
| After the second I found my lost
thimble in the teapot. I was fool
enough to take a third, hoping to find
dime 7 mislaid two years ago. but
what did it do but make me remember
that I owed Elder Johnson for a bar
rel of pork bought five years ago. 1
started right out and paid the debt,
| and he charged me interest at the rate
| of 10 per cent. I am advising every
body in the vicinity to beware of your
Restorer as they would of the deadly
rattlesnake."
! Henry P. of Milwaukee writes: eff
had my paws on you you should
surely suffer I tooK a dose of your
Memory Restorer the other evenin g
to see if it wouldn't help me to re-
member who borrowed my jack
knife during the day. 1t did. 1t was
| Moses Barnes. but when I went for
the knife next day he claimed that I
| borrowed IS in cash at the same time
he borrowed my old Is cent knife,
and I've got to come down or stand
a lawsuit. I look upon you as a fraud
and a swindler. and shall do every
thing possible to injure you.''
Deacon Waters of Ohio writes
| "Some ten years ago I had a business
deal with Deacon Travers. also of this
town and a member of the same
church. A year later he claimed that