The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-03-26
PARADISE PARAGRAPHS
WILL sABIN
BY WILL sABIN.

Colonel Roosevelt yesterday confronted the Sphinx by moonlight
Never greater contrast.
some big mistake somewhere" Peresrous
when asked for his opinion regard the Russian immigrants Pere
srous is not SO big
If of the supervisors where they ought they
would extend the fire limits Wherein they would disagree
with the devil
Honolulu is soon to have new newspaper Russian paper
What's the with Sam Johnson for edto7 The want column
should be popular feature Peresous might be business
and Jack Atkinson could be given charge of the subscription depart
ment Then popularity voting could be arranged send those
Russians obtaining the the plantations for vacation
Governor Frear thinking of having the iron fence around the
capitol taken down This might make easier for folks to butt
into the legislature
There's Editor Sega Nippu Jill
the strike organ retire editor be brought
Japan Wasn't jury that endorsed the retirement idea?
Jesse H. Bufem has left for the mainland in the Wihemna He
the original asbestos kid who unscated unscoced and unafad
he alleges through the fiery pit
being baptized with the helpa that ecked and fered round
about singing his hair and willing his collar Heaven help Hawaii if
Ougess mainland editor Buums dread dope Honolulu
pass the waebaset We still have Joher Buem with however
and the latter whose creation inspired by the formers fearful fab
caon has thrust home truth and loosened many joyous
laugh
Mrs Annie of jelly cutney fame suggests that
send of plantation Japanese Philadelphia teach the work
Senator Quinn prohbionst but popular puts
up the local Legislators pass prohibition law, Quinn will work for
prohibition law, that will prohibit the of liquor entirely that
for liquor found possession will constitute offence Whole
hog full bottle Quinns thorough sentiment
It would be interesting if entertaining for newspaper
adopt the getting prominent each day. for week
reporter its city staff Such experience would do
the lot of good and would do the HARM
providing the stuff written signed by aforesaid prominent
and there could suspicion newspaper having written the
dope paper welcome the idea from The Star The Midget
from The Tiser to the Honolulu Times
should like Governor Fear detailed to interview himself
prohibition the land situation taking down the capital fence
if he would quote himself correctly.
Then I'd like to see J. A. Kennedy of the Iner-sand doing
waterfront though I'm afraid he might slight the Whemna and the
Mancua and such other craft and devote most OF his eoqunce the
furious Ma Kea However, he did his duty the day
reporter he would dvuge good story irrespective OF style
would probably be write meeting OF the Young
Womens Christian Association he might prefer roasting the roads
lumpness and would probably take pleasure plotting
story pedestrian distractions encountered by automobiles DR.
of the NJ c. A. would make dandy sporting editor would
Ebersoe fit in this nche Marshal Hendry could be sent to
report prize fight Colonel Jones Colonel Mccarthy would do well
political wrteup For society dongs seems might be adj
vsabe engage Jimmy Doughey Jack Doyle I'd suggest Charlie
for police Judge Davis for court notes. and
Jack Atkinson Charlie Hustace edit the womans
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