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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26
Liberal VICTORY IN ENGLAND.

There Is no longer any question as 10
the results of the elections In England
The government will have largo ma
5ority Last November the LORDS
adopted an amendment to the budget
bill, submitting 1t to the approval, OF
disapproval, of the voters. These have
spoken, demanding the passage of the
bill and the Lords are bound by their
own course to accept the results Ihe
Commons will pass the budget bill once
more, and the Lords will have no pre-
text upon which to reject II.
But what will be the further effects
of this victory? The Liberals aim at
the curtailment of the power of the
upper house, and some go so far as to
demand that that body be abolished
and an elective chamber substituted.
The Liberal victory is not sweeping
enough TO warrant an attempt at so
radical a reform. But 1t is great
enough to act as warning to the
Lords that submission to the Will of the
majority Is the only safe policy.
one OIL inc llTSl TclOIuhS VIII pioooo's
aim at deprlving the Lords OF the ab-
solute veto power. A very conscrva-
tive demand of the Liberals is that
when a bill sent to the Lords Is re-
jected by that house. 1T shall become
law if passed second time by the
Commons during another session OF the
same Parliament, Mr. Asqulth has
lent his support to this proposed re-
FORM and he has publicly declared:
Neither I nor any other Liberal
Minister supported by a majority of
the House OF Commons Is going to sub
nit again to the rcbuffs and humilia-
tions of the last four years We shall
not assume Office and we shall not hold
Office unless we can secure the safe
guards which experience shows US to
be necessary for the legislative utility
and honor of the party of progress. We
are going to ask the country to give US
authority to apply an effective remedy
to intolerable conditions"
The limitation of the powers now
exercised by the Lords Will undoubted-
ly be one result of the present cleo
tlons
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26
Method In His Badness.

While passing by an oldfashioned
inn, the tourists were attracted by an
ancient bagpiper. who was footing
atrocious sounds through an instru-
ment that was both dilapidated and
sQueaky
Great Jericho, Sandyl" exclaimed
ono In desperation, why don't you
have your bagpipes repaired7"
And the old man ceased playing and
looked up In establishment "Havers,
mon. yo dinna understand. II ma bag
poipes wor In good tune the inn mon
Wilma give ma two shilllngs to move
on."-Chicago News
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26

There can be over speculation In food
products just as there can be over
speculation in stocks There has been
and the natural consequences have fol-
lowed. and prices arc beginning to
tumble. Nothing Is more fallacious than
that moro and more can be added to
the cost of the necessaries OF life and
that tho people Will never "kick." The
people arc patient of imposition. but
when they do resent It they resent 1t
In a manner not soon to be forgotten
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26
JUST FOR FUN

Maria Maria l can't stand it any longer
"nere ana You put my pipe?"
Up IN the attic, John, behind tho
o,u trunk along with a package of
.ncwihg gum L put there at the same
.iiie' You may us well bring tborn
ooth down'-chicago Tribune.
Little Willie-Whats the hand q,
welcome, par MANU- Oh
Pa-Its the one offered to a strarea
u,hprella on rainy day. nv son =
Philadelphia Press,
How is Jack getting along n hi,
race with the young m!iiionaire ,n,. 49, th.' n,s
talr hand of Miss Maric?"
From the glimpse | got OF Iack ana
MS lhamorata, the other day. I iudrcJ
ne was holding his own"-Baitimo-o
American.
What sort of breakfast food do Won
find the best?" 'ON
We'll replied the well-nourished
citizen ~ haven't run across nnytbing
yet that beats bacon and eggs. thouvE
sausage and buck wheat afford n
pleasing change occasionally."-Phi
delphia Ledger
Hevers. how are your New Year re.
forms holding out?'
Dear boy. I was too busy to molke
any good resolutions this time so I
adopted the ones I made a year AGO.
and considered them still binding"
What are they?"
I've reotten."-Chicago Tribune
Knew He Was Sick.
TNaNhar-Your MtfIa krotho~ -. -,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26
SUGAR AND CHEAP LABOR.
San Francisco Chronicle.

The Hawaiian Sugar Planters asso-
clation. by Investing In Philippine
sugar lands. or proposing to. means to
tako advantage of the cheap labor of
the Asiatic Islands, thus enhancing Its
profits. Hawaii has had two sugar
years in which 100000 acres of land
have yielded over $4,000. 600 In View of
the rising sugar price. a crop worth
upward OF 10000, 900 is expected in 1910.
Money IS drug In the market in
Honolulu and there Is plenty to spare
for Philippine ventures.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26

Mnen inc hens put In such a long. busy
summer. Tho reason is simnie
cordlne to the president of the An,eri-
can warehouse Mems association there
were l'Soo 100000 eggs in cold storage
IN tne united States on the first Of
iast september. where they were held
TO iorco higher prices. Not the sImn,o
TO blame oPois' Is
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26

We are satisfied that Mr. Brans-
ford although prominent In the anti
Mormon" party agitation in this CITY,
was listened to os respectfully. at To-
gan, as IL his official record had been
truly American. The people OF utah
are not given to retaliation.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26

A few years ago John D. Rockefei-
Ter said he could not afford to eat
oysters. they were so high Now Hetty
Green says that she cannot AFFORD 10
eat meat because 1t is so high. Oh the
pity of it that these twain should be
so reduced In their old age!
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26

At the recent heaVt-to-heart taik
between the Mayor and the
members of the police force, we under
stand that his Honor informed them
that there would be no raise In salar-
los until grating by members of tho
force ceased So far there has been
no raise In salaries.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26

The President wishes It to be under
cutions will pursue the even tenor of
thoir way and will not proceed by fits
and starts.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26
Too Full.

A man very much intoxicated was
taken to the police station.
why did you not bail him out?" in
quIred a bystander OF a friend.
Bail him OUT" exclaimed the other.
why, you couldn't pump him out''-
Chicago Record Herald.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26

Kansas City is to give Mr.. Norman
T. Mack dollar dinner" This mems
that II VIII be strictly vegetarian
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26
Coincidence.

Now, Tommy" said the teacher,
you may give me an example OF a
coincidence"
"Why-er." said Tommy. with Some
hesitation, "why-er-why, me faddor
and me mudder was both married on
the same day,"-Harpers Weekly.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26
Getting Back.

That comic opera of your gave me
a pain" said the critic
Well" replied the author of the
opera, you shouldn't have laughed 80
much. ."-YonkerS Statesman.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26
The Purist In tho Kitchen,

Servant-Thero's no coal. mum. an
tho FIRE Is going out.
Mistress-Why. Norah. you should
have told me that before
Scrvnnt@I couldn't tell you there
was no coal. mum. when there was
coal.-Boston Transcript
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26

Colonel Roosevclts fnvorlte African
horse Is named Tranquility. He is the
only tranquility that his owner has
ever known.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26

An exchange says that Speaker Can-
mons days are numbered. So also are
the hairs of his hond- Ho IL worrying
about neither.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26
A BencfQctOr.

Are you doing anything for othersT
asked the philanthropist.
Sure" answered Mrs. CrogSlots- i
make a garden every year for the
benefit of my ncighbor's chickens"
Washington Star.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26

Professor Alexander Graham Boil
would call travelling IN arehips "drom-
ing" Would that mako an aviator
dromcdary?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26
NEW NEWS OF YESTERDAY

By ]. Z. Edwards.


anecdotes and incidents that interesting
fmeq uany I'm
of tho
q all the
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26

II there had been more snow 1t would
have been more welcome.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26

A family reunion is not always q
thing of beauty nor a joy forever.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26

If success begins where most people
fail. there must always be a lot OF sue
cess just starting.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26

When the early bird gets the hook
worm it ceases to be an early bird
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26

DR.. Cook may be saving wood for
he said he saw tho north pole.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26

Prldc even goes before a fall of
food prices
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26

The dumb man is the only one who
ever suffers untold agony.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26

1t is r. flood OF water and not OF
thought that has como over France.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26

Secretary Ballingcr is in a tormo
bottle much of the time.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26

the Commercial clubs money fly and
tho clubs money will mako him fly.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26

No matter what form the meat boy
cott takes. pork" Will always be
popular and sought after.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26

"Horrldl Tho papers say that pea
nut sholls aro being ground up for
human consumption"
Don't get excited. You don't sup
poso that people want to swallow pea
nut shells whole. do you?"-Phlladol-
phia Ledger.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26
COLD COMFORT FOR CONSUMER
Minneapolis Journal.

People wonder at the price OF eggs
when so many people keep hens and
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26

right whom ho left tho house with you.
and yet you say he's sick and don't bo
In school2
Tho kid-Sure! Didn't l give him
the scegnr wild me own hands2-Puck.
He-My dear Miss Flip would you
have mo
Shc-I wouldn't have you as pre-
oioue gift
He-You did not let mo finish. I wns
going to ask IL you would bavo mo
such q fool as TO want you to.-Balti-
moro American.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26

When NJ. Paulhan comes he will mako
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-26
Knew He Was SIcl,

Teaoher-Your little brother was al
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-11-03
IL POST CARDS FREE.

We will send you ~ of the pret-
tiest post cards you ever saw if
you will cut this out and send it
to us with 4c. to pay postage and
mailing and s2y that you will show
them to some OF your friends. If
you wish we will also put your
name in our post card exchange
free. You will get cards from all
over the world. Address
Family Story Paper.
24-44 Vandewater ST, New York.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-11-03
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that the
x books for Dillon county will be
pen for the collection of taxes
pm Oct. 18th, 1910 to March 18th,
IL.
he following penalties will be
nd:
nuary, one per cent. February.
per cent, March, seven per
Cont
All persons between the ages of
21 and 60, except Confederate SOL
diers and those otherwise exempt
i by law are liable for poll tax
m The commutation of two dollars
,is (2.00) can be paid till March 1st,
;ia 1911. All persons between the ages
of 81 and 60 are liable
ne The state, county and 8 mile con-
= stitutional is 13 3-4
The following school districts
itoc have extra levees:
81 Carolina No. 2, 8 mills.
~ Little Rock No. 4, mills
y "a Reedy Greek No. 6, mills.
he 1 Hamer No. z, mills.
w Dillon No. s, mills.
Tayet New Holly No. 10, mills.
suano Bingham No. IL, mills
'a.e ra Kentyre No. IL, mills.
mnle3 Union No. IS 6 mills.
20. is Pages Mill No. IA, mills.
ware e Mt. Calvery No. 10, mills.
= IoV Kemper No. 16, 3 mills
Evils Bermuda No. IT, 8 mills.
irm is Manning No. Is, 3 mills
oobing Mt Andrew, No. 10, mills.
The s. Latta, No. 20, 9 mills.
weeks asDalcho No. 21, mills.
Tet. Thloak Grove No. %, mills.
mo quagPleasaat Hill No. 25, mills.
eived abl fork No. &c, inills.
ne comm anyone wishing to pay taxes by
ave sIentI can get the amounts promptly
ng up theYriting me-
IN the int
che commA w. McInnis.
lew plant StF Treas Dillon Countv
~ the year
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-11-03
MASTERS SALES:

y
BY virtue OF Decretal orders.
made and directed to me, the un-
dersigned. A. B. Jordan, Master for
Dillon county. in the State afore-
said, will sell at public auction for
cash on sales day in November, A.
ID. 1910 to the highest bidder with
before the court house door in Dill
on. S. c., the following tract or
parcel of land, to wit:
All the right title and interest of
Henrietta Horn, (the same being
one undivided third part thereof)
in all that certain piece or parcel of
land situate in the countyof Dillon
in the State aforesaid in Hillsboro
township, containing one hundred
acres, more or less, and bounded as
follows: north by lands of John
Curry; east by lands of Tom Ford:
south by lands of NJ. NJ Horn;
west by the lands of Evander Ar
nette. The same being known as
the estate lands OF her husband,
Hardy Horn. The same being sold
under foreclosure of mortgage
given by Henrietta Horn to J. w.
Dillon & Son Company.
Also, all that certain lot or par
eel of land in the town of Dillon in
the county and State aforesaid.
lles ssuring on Hampton street forty
feet and extending back one hun
dred and forty feet, the same be-
lug lot e. in the block number
"21" as shown on map of J. H.
David's land in the town of Dillon
under foreclosure of mortgage
given by the late John McCray to
the Peoples Bank and properly
transferred to The Bank of Dillon,
the defendant. Sarah Davis, being
the sole heir and distributor at law
OF the said John McCray.
Also in the case of James A.
Owens, plaintiff, against Martha
Miller, ct al, defendants for parti-
ton, all that certain tract or par
eel of land situate in the county of
Dillon in the State aforesaid, con-
tanning one hundred acres, more or
less, bounded north by lands of Will
liam P. Miller; south by lands of
Martha Moody and estate lands of
John c. Miller: east by estate lands
of Z. l.. Rogers; west by estate
lands of l.. G. Rogers. Also a tract
of land in said county and State
containing fifty arcres, more or less,
bounded on the north by the tract
first above described; east by es-
tate lands of Z. l.. Rogers; south by
lands of S. w. Stephens: west by
lands of Martha Moody
Terms of sale cash. Purchaser
to pay for papers.
A. b. Jordan.
1O-2O-3t Master for Dillon Co.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1910-04-21

n arm In an improyiscd sling. who
slid open the door OF the charthouse
and looked In upon us.
This Is your watch yet. De Nova.
he said. shortly. and | need 20 doctor
up my arm q bit. You're a dam hard
hitter, Mr.. stephens. no trace OF an.
gor In his voice, but that's about the
last chance youu have TO kick up a
shindy on this vessel YouH go below.
sir. an stay there, unless we happen
TO need you
stepped forth onto the open deck
In obedience 20 his gesture.
Then I am no longer ever In pre-
tended command, but merely your
prisoner"
Call IL whatever suits you best
he returned. grimly. The result vii
be the same In any case, Well, Dc
Nova. what are you waitiu' for?'
4 sink maybe you say wat was Il
Ee navy man wuntcd?'
Tuttle's solemn co]unteuance broke
into the semblanCe OF a grin.
Plug tobacco" be announced, suck
ing his lips with sudden enjoyment o.
the joke. Gave me the scare Of my
life. but that's all Il amounted 20
Been out cruisin' for three months. an
the crew ready TO mutiny for smokin
and chowln' Nice. sociabIe little char
they sen over. too.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1910-04-21
AND
CANADIAN WHEAT
LOOKS TO THE CANADIAN WEST
FOR HER SUPPLY.

A dispatch from Winnipeg. Mantle
ba, dated March is, 1910 says: That
Germany Is anxious TO secure a share
OF Canadian wheat to supply her Inn
ports Of that cereal" The recent Rd.
justment OF the trade relations with
Germany has made Il possible to carry
on a Canndian-G German trade with
much fewer restrictions than Ia tho
past and considerable development
Of trade between the two Countries
IS now certain. The great men OF
the United States are alive to the
Wheat situation In this Country now,
and there Is consequently the deepest
interest In every feature that will
tend to increase and conserve the
wheat supply. With its present $780,.
100000 bushel production Of wheat
and all efforts 70 increase II almost
u~navniling. and the rapidly growing
consumption of It's increasing pOpula-
ton. there Is certainly the greatest
reason for the anxiety as to where the
wheat Is to come from that will feed
the nation. The United States will
be forced as Germany is TO look to
the Wheatields of Canada. One
province alone raised last year one
eighth as much as the entire produc-
ton OF the United States, and but a
twelfth OF the wheat area has yet been
touched. The Americans who have
gone to Canada, are to-day reaping
the benefit OF the demand for Canadi.
an wheat and they will continue 20
Join in the benefits thus reached for
a great many years. Splendid yields
are reported from the farms Of that
Country, and from land that the Gov.
eminent gives away in 160 acre
blocks. and from other lands that
have been purchased at from S12 to
SIS an acre. John Munter. nea Eye
brow, Saskatchewan, a former resi-
dent OF Minnesota says:
Last fall got oyer 80 bushels OF
wheat 10 the acre and had 30 acres Of
St; also 20 acres spring breaking on
which I had fax Of which / got almost
20 bushels per acre. Had 20 acres
in oats and got 20 bushels per acre
and 500 bushels potatoes on one and
three quarter acre. and can therefore
safely say that I had a fine crop and
am well satisfied with my homestead"
He is considered but a small farmer.
but he will be one of the big farmers,
some of these daye. There are many
others, hundreds Of others, whose
yields we're beyond this. and whose
average under crop was vastly
greater. The story OF the experience
OF American farmers In the Canadian
West is a long one. The time TO go,
would appear to be now. when splen-
did selections may be made, and
where land can be purchased at prices
that will be doubled in a couple Of
years.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1910-04-21
NEW THEORY IS
RAPIDLY
OVER COUNTRY

L. T. Cooper's theory concerning the
human stomach, which he claims TO
prove. with his new medicine, Ia being
given more respect and comment
every day.
Cooper claims that 30 per cent. OF
all il health IL due to stomach trou'
bio. when interviewed about bis theory
recently. he said: stomach trouble ia
the great curse OF the goth century 30
fer as the civilized races are con.
eerned. Practically all OF the chronic
il health OF this generation Is caused
by abnormal stomachio conditions. In
earlier days. when the human rae was
closer to nature, and men and women
worked all day out OF doors, digging
their frugal existence from the soil.
the tired, droopy. halt-sick people that
are now so common, did not exist
ITO be sure. there was sickness In
those days, but II was Of a virulent
character. and only temporary. There
was none Of this half-sick condition
all the time with which so many are
afflicted nowadays.
Il know positively that every BIT Of
this chronic ill health is caused by
stomach trouble. The human stomach
In civilized people today Is degenerate.
II lacks lone and strength. This weak.
ness has gradually come through a sed-
entary existence. / further know that
few people can be sick with the diges-
tive apparatus in perfect shape. The
sole reason for my success Is because
my New Discovery medicine tones the
stomach up 10 required strength In
about six weeks time. That a. why I
have had more people come and thank
me wherever ! have gone 90 introduce
my medicine. than / have had time &c
talk with"
Among the immense numbers OF PEG
pie who are now strong believers In
Cooper's theory and medicine Is Mrs.
NJ. r. pelano. a prominent resident OF
the suburb OF Brookline. Boston, Mass
She says: For several years / was
broken in health, caused primarily by
stomach and nerve troubles. / gradu.
ally became worse. until recently ] was
compelled 10 go without solid food Tor
days ~ a time. / had sour stomach,
palpitatiun Of the nerves OF stomach
and heart. dyspepsia, and extreme ner
vousness. l suffered terribly with In
somnla. and my liver. bowels and
whole system gradually became dc
ranged. I felt instant relief the arst
day I began this Cooper medicine. !
now feel like 4 new being. Today ]
walked all yer town, 2hopping-sOme
thing ! have not done for years.
Il make this statement wholly from
a sense OF duty. ! foel ! owe Il to any.
one who might find relief and renewed
happiness as ! have done"
Cooper'a New Discovery "a aold by
all druggists. II your druggist cannot
supply you. We will forward you the
name OF a druggist IN your city who
will Don't accept something just az
good"-The Cooper Medicine Co. Day
ton, Ohio.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1910-04-21
sYNc esis.

The story opens with the introduction
OF John Stephens. advcnturer, a Massa-
chusetts man marOoned by authorities az
Valparaiso. Chile. Being Interested In
mining operations In Bolivia. he was de-
nOunced by bill as an nsurreCuOnist
hotel his attention was attracted by an
Englishman and a young woman.
stephens rescued the young woman from
n drunken officer. He was thanked by
her. Admiral Of the Peruvian navy con-
fronted stephens. told him that war had
been declared etwee Chile and Peru
and offered him the Office OF captain. He
Chilean vessel. should be captured
stephens accepted the commission
Stephens met a motley crew. 20 which he
was assigned. He gave them final In
structi0ns. They boarded the vessel They
successfully captured the vessel supposed
TO be the Esmeralda. through strategy.
Capt stephens ave directions for the de-
parture OF the craft. He entered the cab
IN and discovered the English woman
and her maid. stephens quickly learned
the wrong vessel had been captured.
II was Lord Darllngton's private yacht
the lords wife and maid being aboard.
He explained the situation TO her lady
the plot. saying that the Sea Queen had
been taken In order 20 20 20 the Antarc-
tic circle. Tuttle explained that on n
former voyage he had learned that the
Donna Isabel was lost in 173 lie had
found Il frozen In a huge case OF ice
on an island and contained much gold
stephens consented 60 De the captain
Darlington. b was greatly alarmed.
but expressed confidence In him. The
Sea Queen encountered a vessel In the
fog Stephens attempted TO communicate.