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Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-03-04
To lfothe,s in rhi, rovn.

Children who are delicate. feverish
and cross will get immediate relief
from Mother Gray's Sweet Powders
for Children. They cleanse the stom-
ach, act on the liver, making sickly
child strong and healthy. A certain
cure for worms. Sold by all druggists,
Csc. Sample free. Address, Allen 5.
Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y. 49w4
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-03-04
Law o. supply and Demand.

No art and no fine literature can
flourish securely except when there
10 . general delight in beauty, and
such delisht does not exist at the
present time. When 9 people do not
care for beauty every artist who
chooses to spend his time In produc-
ing It must do 80 ct his own peril
London Times.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-03-04
More Work.

Stubb-What's the trouble, old
chap? YOU look angry enough to
night.
Penn-Oh, I'm sizzling. It took me
an hour to button up my wife's waist
in the back and then / told her a
joke and she laughed SO much the
buttons all few open. What's the
use in telling woman joke. any.
howl
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-03-04
Stubborn As Mules

are liver and bowels sometimes; Sc am
to balk without cause. Then there 9
trouble Loss of Appetite indigestion,
Nervousness, Dependency, Headache
But such troubles fly before DR.. King's
New Life Pills, the worlds best Stom-
acb and Liver remedy. So easy. Csc
at p. A, Clemmer's. F.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-03-04
NOT FEAzED BY IDENTITY
rraesweli Told Attorney General
Wicksrsham He Was . Fool
and Didn't Retract.

Robert j. Tracewell of Washington.
comptroller of the treasury, who ID
the only man in the government
whose decisions are not renewable by
q court of law, is blur 1ndianan.
who rarely minces words In making
himself understood. Recently he had
before him, in substantiation of q
claim against the government. an
opinion rendered by the department Of
Justice saying that the claim was
good. He went up to see Attorney
General Wickersham about it.
"Mr. Wickersham," he said. Il have
called to say that some blamed fool in
the department of Justice has given
an opinion here that is all wrong, and
for which there is no precedent"
Mr.. Wickersham looked over the
opinion and gmiled.
oh, see," said the attorney gen.
eral, smilingly, Il am the blamed fool
who wrote it."
Without turning hair, Mr.. Trace.
well ignored the confession and made
good his claim that the opinion was
wrong. Mr.. Wickersham thereupon
modified 1t in accordance with Mr..
Tracewell's views and the comptroller
went back to his Office well satisfied
with his call.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-03-04
Some Good In issppearins Forests.

Some Good In Disappearing Forests.
DR.. Harvey w. Wiley, chief chemist
Of the department Of agriculture in
Washington, finds at least one good
result from the disappearing forests. y
Wiley is a Hoosier. He has travelled
all over the country and has seen
most of its rivers. He has a great
fondness for the Mississippi and the
Missouri. There is one good thing
about the disappearing forests" said
Wiley. with their disappearance
goes also the snags from the rivers.
Snags always have been the chief
danger to the old-fashioned boats that
ply our rivers. believe In conserv.
Ing our natural resources, but this
thought about the snags has forced
itself home upon my mind. They are
fine for bonfires and such like, but not
very good for boats
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09
Clean Money For Bridge.

Here is new principle OF
bridge said the woman. New to
me, that is. Last week I received an
invitation to bridge at friends
house. She wound up the note with
the cryptic phrase, Clean money
Il hadn't the slightest idea what
she meant by that, nevertheless
stopped at the bank and got several
fresh, crisp bills. Unfortunately,
lost every one of them at the game.
When I had gone broke | confiden-
TALLY inquired of my hostess the
meaning of that clean money tip.
1t is a mark Of respect to the
guest of honor, said she. She is an
Englishwoman and a bridge expert.
All champion players consider it an
insult to offer or accept dirty money
in payment of bridge debts.
"'Just among ourselves, any old
money will do to settle with, just so
we get it, but when famous player
is included among the guests, ETH
quette requires all the players to
bring clean money. The experts real
ly feel superstitious about any other
kind
II didn't wonder at that. Since
my experience of the afternoon, / had
decided superstition of my own, but
it concerned clean money instead of
soiled. New York Times.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09
WISE WORDS.

1t is a comely fashion to be glad.
Jean Ingelow.
What makes life dreary is the want
Of motive. George Eliot.
Fortune has rarely condescended
to be the companion of genius. Dis
raei.
IT'S safest in matrimony to begin
with little aversion. Sheridan.
Mans accusations of himself are
always believed. his praises never.
Montaigne.
Unjust gains are equal to loss
Hesiod.
There's always some one person
who can make some other person
perfectly happy.-Mancheste Union.
Mankind are earthen jugs with
spirits in them. Hawthorne.
Obey man with cordial loyalty
and you will understand him Phil
lips Brooks.
Better be cheated than be too sus-
picious. Scottish Reformer.
No man ever fights without feeling
that the battle is an appeal to tri-
bunal beyond himself. Flora Annie
Steele.
Grief is crowned with consolation.
Shakespeare.
Light is the first of painters.
There is no object SO foul that intense
light will not make it beautiful
Emerson.
A noble life before long. Shake
speare.
Do not judge by appearances. The
girl whose hat looks like lamp
shade may be the light of somebody
life.-Dallas News.
The use of money is all the adyan-
tage there is in having money
Franklin.
Integrity is praised, and starves.
-Juvenal.
Valor consists in the power Of self
recovery. -Cervantes
In the commission of evil another
is but one witness against thee; thou
art thousand against myself; an
other thou may'st avoid-thyself
thou canst not.--Quarles.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09

ward. The opening can be guarded
by ratings, if so desired. The appar-
atus is controlled by gearing, and
when in rest the stair rests in closed
position against the top of the post,
while the spring doors are closed be-
meath It, and any person passing be-
low would not know there was stair
there. BY turning the crank that OPP
crates the gear, however, the stair is
extended, pushes its way through the
spring doors and comes down to the
floor below, where it rests on rollers.
With the hand rail for support, one
may then ascend it in safety. The de-
vice Is rather hard on book agents
and bill collectors. - Washington Star.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09
.sHusllf~

AAucA
A man cut, bruised and with face
CHASTITY in its pallor limped out Of the
shadows to the bed. 1t was the man
ager Of the Cherry Valley rolling
mills and in his arms he held the
bandaged form Of little Peterkin. He
laid the boy beside his father with a
quiet:
Mrs. Shackleford, let me speak to
him alone. He isn't quite himself
yet"
she went out sobbing and he took
her place.
go away you're dead dead!'
muttered the stricken man. his eyes
fixed in staring horror on the face of
the man he had SO nearly murdered.
Donald Armitage leaned closer.
stShackleford, listen" he said in a
low tone I'm alive and your boy is
alive, and we'll be all right in time
But know now what you tried to do,
though for the sake of your wife and
Peterkin l shall never tell. There's a
condition, however. When you get
well you must be the man you can be
and one more worthy of the two treas
ures God has given you. II you un-
derstand what say put your hands in
mine"
Slowly inch by inch the half para
lyzed hands moved across the quilt
till they reached the blackened,
bruised ones held out for them, then
the staring horror left the straining
eyes and Jerry Shackleford slept
Boston Post.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09

DR.. H. G. w. Reinhart, coroner's
physician, at Chicago, decided to
make a pathological examination of
the body of John Tyka, to determine
definitely that grief broke his heart
after he danced at the wedding OF the
girl he had loved since childhood.
had been engaged to Bertha Kowal-
ski, who recently accepted marriage
from John Kiupa. She asked Tyka
to the wedding. He appeared, danced
with her. and dropped dead. Broken
heart" was given BY physician as
cause Of death.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09

A collection of imperial and royal
autographs on a pane of glass has
been given by King Haakon to the
museum at Copenhagen. The pane
originally belonged to a window of
the royal Danish express, and great
many years ago the Emperor Alex
ander III. engraved his name on it
with his diamond ring. His example
was followed by the present Gear, the
late King Christian, King Edward,
Queen Alexandra, King Haakon, King
George of Greece and Queen Victoria
of Spain.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09

A novelist once subscribed to a
clipping bureau, but stipulated that
only favorable notices of his books
should be sent. AS natural conse-
quence it soon began to be gossiped
about that he was very vain and SO
sensitive that he could not stand criti-
cism. When friend twitted him
about it he said;
"You are entirely mistaken. do
it merely as matter of economy.
Whenever one of my books gets
roasted there is sure to be some kind
friend to send me the notice. New
York Times.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09
MonRrsrowN rosroFrIcE.

Open from in the Morning Iatil
in the Evening.
MAILS CLOSE.
Y.So A. M For New York and all intermedi
ate stations
Bis A. M.-Tor Easton, Newton, Chester and
all intermediate stations Whippany.
s15A M.-For Brookside, Mendham and al,
stations on the RocKaway Valley Railroad
s.15A. M.-For New York and intermediate
stations.
9l5 A. M.-For Mount Freedom.
s.45 A. M.--For Newark, New York and be
yond.
ll.25 M.-For Newark. New York and hs
yond.
12.45 r. M.-For New York ana oil intsrms
date stations.
12.45 p M.-For Rockaway and Dover.
$50 p. M.--Tror New York and all interrsc
GiAte stations
NAILS READY FOR DELIVERY.
-7.2O A. M.-Trom New York and intermedt-
ate stations.
$50 A. M.-From Hackettstown and inte r
mediate stations. Whippany. Mt. Freedom.
A. M.-Trom Brookside, Mendham and all
stations on the Rockaway Valley Railroad.
1920 A. M.--Trom New Yort. and interinedi.
ate stations.
IA. M.--From Dover.
FLOP. M.-Trcm New York and intermedt
ate stations.
1.2S p. M.--Trum New York.
$50 p. M.--From PHILADELPHIA, Easton, New
ton. Chester and intermediate stations.
40 P. M.-From Brookside, Mendhsm and ali
stations on the Rockaway Valley Railroad.
"A a. H.. ..I- a x~.t.
ate stations.
~ll4 From Newark and New York
delivered by carriers
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09
Checker Jumping.

In the upper row of the diagram
four white and four black counters
are placed alternately. 1t is possible.
by moving these counters two at a
time, to arrange them in four moves
as they stand on the lower row. Can
you do this? Checkers are handy for
solving this puzzle on paper ruled
as solution In diagram.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09
LTTTLE THINGS.

One little grain in the sandy bars;
One little flower in the field Of flowers;
One little star in a heaven Of stars;
One little hour in year Of hours
What if it makes, or what if it mars?
But the bar is. built Of little grains,
And the little flowers make the meadows
gay,
And the little stars light the heavenly
plains,
And the little hours Of each little day
Give to us all that life contains.
Ernest Whitney, in American Home
Monthly.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09

relief bronze plat for the pedestal
showing number of Gonzales citi-
zens defending small cannon which
Mexican troops are trying to capture
and showing defiant placard, Come
and take it," This monument, under
contract, must be delivered October l.
The actual cost of the monument will
be about $4,000.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09
Commentaries First Blow Struck For
Texan Freedom.

The Gonzales monument, which
was designed by Coppini, San Anto-
MO, says The Houston Post, shows a
giant figure of a Texas frontiersman,
with rifle in hand, and is to be cast
in bronze in New York, The pedestal
will be red granite block from Bur-
net County, nine feet square, The
full height of this monument will be
seventeen feet. There will be bas-
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09

The young woman sat plying the
needle A coat of her husband was
in her lap. AS the husband appeared
she said, fretfully:
1T is too bad, the careless way the
tailor put this button on. This is the
fifth time I've had to put it on for
you. "-Youth's Companion.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09
10 our Subscribers.

When you wish to change the address
Of your paper be sure and send the
present address as well az the new one.
II this is not done 1t Is impossible TO
make the change promptly.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09
Pulling

Low went to the psychologists
last week"
Sue--"Oh! what did he tell your"
Low-"Well, can't understand.
He coughed little and then gave me
back my money" --Catholic News.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09
Folding Stairs.

An ingenious invention that is
great space-sayer is the folding stair
designed by Kansas man. AS will
be seen in the illustration, this stair
works on the lazy-tong principle and
can be drawn up or extended at will.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09
The steel sIagnate's soIiloquy.

1t is sin to steal pin
But
1t is a
Merger.
A combine,
An absorption,
A squeeze movement,
A master stroke of finance, or
A Napoleonic coup
TO Oteal railway system, bond
issue, years wheat supply. or a
third part Of the earth.
Therefore, when / 90 to steal,
It will not be pins. New York
Times.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09
what They Are.

1t is not what the best men do, but
what they are, that constitutes their
truest henefactlon to their fellow
men. Phillips Brooks.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09

>N~eS~~coc~oc~s~~~
X--x--x--X--x- Xxx
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09

He's mean man who will snore in
church and keep others awake. -
Chicago News.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09

A crank is merely person Who
doesn't see things as we see them.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09
[@I0T@I0I@ I0T@1o 7

The counters are changed in four
moves only, moving two at a time as
follows
Move 2 and 3 to and 10.
Move and to 2 and 8.
Move and 8 to and 6,
Move and 2 to and 8.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09

All that is needed for this device is
small opening in the floor. large
enough to admit person comfort
ably. The stair is then fastened to
post at one end and pair of spring
doors fastened under It to open down
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09
WITHIN A HAIRS BREADTH.
BY MRS. MARY LOUISE BUZzELL.

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XXX X--x--X-x x Ky Xxx
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-08-09

GOLDEN TEXT.--"Many that are
first shall be last, and the last shall be
first. Matt 1890.
TTME.-March. A. D. 80.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-03-03
HUSBAND CATCHING
BY FAT WOMEN

Many too plump lady is grooming
in spirit at this moment. as she Tolls
lack with lollipop between finger
ana thumb, at the thought of her mat
rimonial chances.
She tells herself she can never give
ZIP her lollng and her lollipops and
go. in for exercising and dieting in
stead. Not even for 4 husband. Yet
one glance over her bullying breasts,
at her equally well advertised hips.
tells her all hope is vain unless She
reduce.
Now. such girls are simply behind
the times or they would not worry
about their reducing. They would re
duee-and do il without disturbance of
their appetite for candy luxurious
ease All that is needed to take off
twelve sixteen ounces a day. and
rapidly reduce the hips. chin. abdomen,
etc. twhere fat is most objections bleD
is one pleasant. elegant Marmola Pre-
scription Tablet, after meals and at
bedtime.
Get the fat off where it jellies most
and see what that change will do to-
ward attracting the men. The tab
lets are not Injurious in any way Cbe-
ing made after the famous Marmola
Prescription-viz.: l. OF. MarmoIa. II
or FL EN-. Cascara Aromatic, az OF.
Peppermint Water: and they are not
expensive. the Marmola Co. S9a Farm
er Bldg. Detroit, Mich. and all drug
gists asking only seventy five cents
for large case.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-03-03

of Police Sullivan, who. backed by
Mayor Pratt. charges that the attack
on the police by the women's clubs.
was inspired by the Industrial Work
ers of the World. Chief Sullivan has
engaged counsel TO institute six suits
against Mrs. Stafford for SANDER.
claiming S.0,6S damages. This has
prompted Mrs. May Arkwright Hutton.
wife OF a millionaire mine operator
and head OF the Washington Equal
Suffrage League. to take up the cudgel
for Mrs Stafford against Mayor Pratt.
Chief Sullivan and Mrs. Baker.
indignation meetings have been held
to discuss Mrs. Bakers actions and re-
lations are strained 10 the breaking
point. The club women claim TO have
the support of the union labor forces
in their campaign for three police ma
irons. while the unionists say they
have the backing of the equal Fighters
students of eugenies and advocates oi
other reforms in their fight for an in
crease in the municipal wage scale
recommended by Mayor n. S. Pratt.
Rev. w. E. Armfield. pastor OF
Grace Methodist church, has request
ed City Clerk Fleming to strike his
name from the petition for matrons
saying he is satisfied with the work
of the police.
There is no telling where the mat
ter will end" said Mrs. A. +. House
president of the Woman's club. "bu'
the notice department will wish il ha.
not attacked our organization.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-03-03
"WHY BE so IHlN?"
IhtnnesS - Embarrassing. Unhealthy
ana Not acknowledgements New
Jsed Which Adds From One Ia
Three Pounds q Week.

- Every one ought to have some extra
flesh on the bony structure OF the
body. both for the sake OF health and
self-esteem.
Most thin people are sensitive TO the
harsh. unfeeling criticisms which are
constantly being hurled at them by
the more fortunate well-figured per
sons.
Every one rities thin. bony horse.
but horses don't know it-while thin
people are both pitied and ridiculed.
well rounded figure. be il man or
woman, eNcites admiration; not only
for the figure but for the bright eyes.
Pink checks. red lips. and vigorous
carriage which accompany we'll
nourishcd body.
strength. health. beauty and sound
flesh abound. If the blood and nerves
get enough nourishment out of the
food eaten.
This prescription aids nature: helps
absorption. digestion and assimilation
helps distribute the blood and nerve
clements which make sound flesh. Get
the ingredients and make il at home.
and see how very fast you gain in
weight.
In a half pint bottle. obtain three
ounces syrup of rhubarb. Then add
one ounce compound essence cardiol.
shake and let stand two hours: then
add one ounce tincture cadomene com
pound, mot cardamom). Shake well
and take ,teaspoonful before meals
and on" after meals. Also drink plenty
OF water between meals and when re-
firing. Weigh yourself before begin
ming.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-03-03
After
La Grippe

Il had suffered several weeks
with LaGrippe. Had pains in
my head and eyes. 1t felt as
though there was a heavy weight
on the top OF my head, until it
seemed that my brain would
burst. | was so nervous that
| could not rest or sleep. When
| dozed off | would awake with
a sudden jerking OF my whole
body. DR.. Miles Nervine, Heart
Remedy and Nerve and Liver
Pills cured me. a number OF
friends have since realized the
same benefits
MRS. ALVIN II. LOCKS.
Seabrook. \. II.
The after effects of LaGrippc
are often more serious than the
disease, as il leaves the system
in a weakened condition that
invites more serious troubles,
such as pneumonia. etc.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-03-03

Thirty thousand separate volumes,
manuscripts and documents. dating
back one thousand years or more. con
stitute the rich booty which Nj. Paul
Pelliot. an enterprising young French
explorer. has brought back from
northwestern China and Chinese Tur'
kestan. after two years and half OF
travel NJ Pelliot is only thirty years
of age. and distinguished himself be-
fore on a memorable occasion during
the Boxer rising at Pekin. for which
he was decorated with the Legion OF
Honor at the age OF twenty-five
London Telegraph.