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The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-04-14
GETTING HIS IDIOMS MIXED
commandment May Have Meant.
Well But His Directions Were
Somewhat Complex.

Passengers on Il New York s.recr
.lr were treated to some choice exam
Plies of German-American English
when stout gentleman with a robus,
gnIr" started to relate to "A friend,
bis adventures OF the previous night
'Iwell O'CLOCK 1t wass when he
come alrctty," said the stout man
ind on dc toor rap"
But" sd1d his companion. 1T was.
only about ten o'clock when hp started
over there"
Ven, twelf O'CLOCK It wass wher.
be- comes alretty und on de- toor ran.
Iui tell him de DOCTOR he want. he
shouldn't 60 de frondt way oudt de
side way roundt ind de pack way Don.
Hnd chust as blain as dot. Ind den de
plane fool, he rap yet und wake efary.
rody de house in. Den | put myself
my pants on und MAYBE ! don't pall
him oudt call him a chumbp ind a.
lopster-'
no laughed his friend. You sure.
Is didn't call him that"
Cali him dot?" snorted the fat man.
Say / call him eferyting can lav
my handts on"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-04-14

years, and have taken many renedles
tut hr E@ldwelIs Syrup Pepsin has done,
me more good than anything else. / am
q"
Or Caldwelrs Syrup Pepsin has been
fnlI iu drug stores for twenty years The
price IL only 50 cents or 81 a bottle, II
IS especially adapted TO the uses OF bn-
h"-, children, women and old folks Its,
purity Is vunched TO the Government and
.sul's from It's use are guaranteed II
YOU have never tried II send name ana
address for a free trial bottle which will
10 chuorfully sent to your home propaId'
II there In any medical advice that Won,
want or anything about your condition,
TRAIT You don't understand. write the doc
Tor Address your letter DR. w. r.
caldwell, POI Caldwell Bldg, MONTICELLO.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-04-14
ABANDONED 1T
For the Old Fashioned Coffee Wac
Killing.

u always drank coffee with the rest
OF the family. for 1t seemed MS II there
was nothing for breakfast If we did
not have 1t on the table
i had been troubled some timo
with my heart, which did not feel
right. This trouble grew worse steadily.
Sometimes It would beat fast and
at other times very slowly, so that |
would hardly be able to do work fol-
an hour or two after breakfast, and II
! walked up Il hill, it gave me a Sc
we're pain
! had no idea of what the trouble
was until friend suggested thgt per
maps 1t might be caused by coffee
drinking. ! uied leaving off the coffee
ana began drinking Postum. The
chahge came quickly. | am now glad
to say that | am entirely we'll of the
heart trouble and attribute the relief
10 leaving off coffee and the use of
Postum.
"A number Of my friends have aban
doned the old fashioned coffee md,
nave taken up with Postum. which
lney are using steadily. There are
some people that make Postum very
weak ana tasteless, but II It is boiled
iohg enough, according to directions,
II Is a very delicious beverage. We
nave never used any OF the old fash.
Toned coffee since Postum was first
started in our house"
head the little book, "The Road to
"eiiVilleFin pkgs. There's a Reason"
Ever read the above letter., ne~
INV nppears from time TO time, Thes
In,. sen"ine, true, and full of humas
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-04-14
Roosevelt to Speak in Kansas.

Topeka, Kansas.-Govcrno Stubs
Monday received cablegram from
former President Roosevelt, dated NJ
Porto ManriziO. accepting an invita-.
ton TO deliver an address in August
at the dedication of the new park, on
the site Of the battle Of Ossawatomie.
which was fought in August, 1856. be-
tween the antislavery forces, com.
manded by John Brown. and pro.slay.
cry raiders.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-04-14
Cannon pefles lnsuraents

Washington, ID. C.-Speaker Can
non again defied the insurgents" to
depose him from the speakership. de.
clearing in a speech on the floor Of
the house that unless the Republi.
cans who do not approve OF the per.
sonality Of the speaker have the cour.
age TO join the solid minority, ] re.
main speaker until March 4. next"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-04-14
2 GUILTY IN SAYLER CASE
Or. MiIler's Sentence Is u Years and
Widow Gets Il Three.Year Term
john Grundcn Acquitted.

Watscka, Ill.-Dr William r. Millor
and Mrs Sayler were found guilty uf
manslauehtcr for the killing Of 3.
G. Saylcr by tn" jury.
John Grundcn, father Of Mrs. SAY.
Ter, was acquitted Of having any part
In the murder Of b. G. Saylcr The
Crescent CITY banker.
Millcr's punishment was fixed at l2
years in prison and Mrs. Milcr's at
three years.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-04-14

ford, Tenn. whose
picture we present
herewith. cured hls
Indigestion. 10 use
his own words, he
says, In part:
II received the
sample bottle OF Dr.
CaIdwell's yrup
Pcpsin that | asked
you to send me. and
| made no mistake
In ordering 81, | have
been troubled with
dyspepsia and indl-
., gllUu more or less
for about sixty
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-04-14
Critics and Managers Clash.

Between the whole press OF Copcn.
hagen and all the theatrical managers
curious contest has started because
the managers want TO compel the
critics to write only favorable notices.
The contest began when the board OF
theatrical managers forbade the ad.
mission Of one critic representing q.
special theatrical paper.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-04-14
PRICE OF COAL GOES UP
St. Louis Dealers Advance Price Ffty
Cents TO One Dollar
Per Ton.

st, Louis Missouri Tho price Of
soft coal to consumers In St. Louis
has advanced 80 cents aud 81 q ton
as the result OF the coal miners
strike, according to local dealers.
No other increase is expected If the
strike is settled within 80 DAYS. If Il
extends beyond that time the price Is
certain to advance sharply, dealers
say.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-04-14

might write interesting book Cuiosite If IIgo,
II my iie is heightened after retire think shall v nv
hahd nj H. For instance,
mat man shall have only ie ho
beeh out could have
TWO ana refused third and good luck John 6dm
'"" ''"''NS '"uI
Jefferson got two and confirmed example Apd ,
son got two Theodore
ample and make the prediction that ever sit tbe ]
the White House until this republic ~ "
! believe that the lobbyists the cranks and ~ .
nanacs have been the prns NUM-
how ridiculous to mo nv" Ia"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-04-14

may be brewing which may lead certain members almost blows on the
that the big fight
started Rev MI
to show the nations lawmakers the
Rev Mr. Couden made In
IN Marshall county Ind in 1912 He nephew of Noah
governor OF Indiana He relates
dent Noble be
baby and insisted that the
But the father Of the infant objected
CoudeH The wrange
the baby the
the Noble the
He served in the Union army when he was roralv
discharged by Of
o '
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-04-14

claim Intellectual membership ntc
tual women have shown by they will fight hard what
they think is
Mrs Scott president
Mclean ruled
time o
r.
Miss
Gerald insubordinate
Mrs Wilcox the potcst
discharged
cutting on Of the
VIII be
Some members of
a real hight is like they predict the
rank as
Gerald matter adjudication
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-04-14
NEWS Of THE WEEK
LATEST NEWS OF THE WORLD
TERSELY TOLD.
NORTH, EAST, SOUTH AND WEST
Notes From Foreign Lands, Through
out the Nation and Particularly
the Grea, Southwest.

The French Senate uHssDl iut hll
get bin. which carries $40 1000 uuu ad-
ditlonaI taxation. tho new ia.,, being
principally levied on auomunlps. To-.
bacco wine. and ,uhpritarr,s
Fire lrok, out in the Julien hor,l
al l;rhuQu, Ia carly Monday vtt,
zoo guests were a.ipru. manic fol-
lowed and "a number OF persons were
injured sam Lev. # Chi,arr was
fatally injured Dy umuIrg from 4
third story window
President .Ing,ub smith Of IA, Nor.
man church has been served with a
Fubr,na 10 arprar before IN, federal
grand iurv nj Pueblo COLO. ArrI e
10 TESTIFY as ,o m, affairs ,l the
Ttab.IdaIIo surgr ro,uuary Of which
no is pr,std,pt
TIL, pitgl,prr sur,,ol f,derot rr3rG
iury r,,Yru,f "a nr,.rut,r.r, ar,iu.i
III, ImprrioI \yipJrw Glass ,nmrauy
a W,sr Virginia rnrrcratiou ,borp.
ing II with Leiup IL, Il combination in
restraint rf ,radr
An aypln.iop rp IN, pri,is, s,,au,r
Cairpro,, rg urrp,r,se rpp
wrecked IN, vp,uap.a rourf.rs killing
one cbra and iutY,fu,, I'll rurin,r ~
women and rbildrrr Tho steamer
aurbf fin. and manic ,reyod in
which mon fourl, far the possrsyior
Of IN. hnats ana had I'm l., n,at,r
hack nv tho ,raw in allow the wo.
men 20 be taken on first
Mrs Emma Smith, an active TEN
pcranCe worker here, a member Of the
Orinoro, O.. W G. r L. and wife Of
Policeman George Smith. WAS arrest.
I'd At a 'huotleggor,' the specific
charge being selling Intoxicating j.
quoIS without incense.
me ohl" mouse ui representatives.
mas p"Ss'" 'ht Anderson hHI author
i@'"t '''''S' '''''E's ana '"""Sh'ps 10 |
,oh"u'' 'u'"' "p''"" ''''''onS 10 "''
'',iu'n' "h''"'' "' h"' Huhu"! ""s''
'"'. '""'' w PEI l'''''u.
I,a' u.'S ''"''' '"' 'o'., "'n ~
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-04-14
HOT CLASH IN THE .. A. r.

Joseph G. Cannon Of Danville is not the only
llltnoifan In Washington who has a fight with in.
surgens on his hands. The antCannon revoluu.
ton had just boiled down to a near normal stage
when the rebellion against the other distinguished
representative of the Sucker state broke forth
with renewed activity.
II Is Mrs. Matthew r Scott Of Bloomington
which is not so very far from Danyille, as the
crow flies, who has Il battle on her hands, and
from the way women fight when they once get
started Mrs. Scott seems TO be in for a real war.
Mrs Scott is the presIdentgeneral Of the Daugh
tiers Of the American Revolution. an organization
which includes In its membership some Of the
best women in the United States. No feminine
society has n handsOmer lot OF members and none
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-04-14

An egotst is man who is more IN.
terested in himself than he is in the
tariff question or the price Of food.
stuffs
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-04-14
Ambassador kerens In Vienna

Vienna, Austria.-Ambassad Rich.
ard c. Kerens and his family have ar
rived and occupy the Prince suite In
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-04-14

the he the
respectful ''He
Speaker Goutchkof his
hand knowledge He the front in the
himself
amla7e himself with the trend of thought that country
GouhRon
political which
outlined in the famous October 'e'''
With the the
1t was he that denounced the
caused their resignation from military
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-04-14
RUSSIAN DUMAS SPEAKER

me RUSSIAN duma has given It's speakership
into the hands Of practical hardworltr, t,,t
ness man in electng Alexander Goutchkoe f.
that important Office. "
Speaker Goutchkoff is widely known in com
mercai circles for his activity in pushing Rns
Sian goods into the far eastern market r.
cially is he known as the representative Of nrns.
COW industrial interests which are finding tbom.
selves crowded out by American and Japanese
trade aggression.
1t is believed, therefore, that he will r,a,., :.
his business to stiffen Russa's backbone IN r'a
Manchurian railroad question, and II ia concod"I
that he has both the ability and the opportnnIt,
TO do so. S
AS speaker he has the right NJ djroo, 49,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-04-14


y'''' '''' va" ''' '''"'" ,",,"su' '"'
'''1"' ~ ,"' WAS '"' ]" ""'l' th' pas
Ne ''''- 81 "'''''" !" al u''''
''"'''
president IWt attended the funeral
sunday OF 10" lat" Thomas F. Walsh,
me ,"ioFdd" mining KING who died IL
Washington Friday night II" was a..
'ompIhird b! ms ana capt Butt.
Ambitious To gain fame as scuIp
tor Evelyn N"shit Ihaw sailed for
PARIS TO coniinu" her art work abroad.
Sh' VIII rent modest apartment in
! faTis ana do her own cooking.
tn" nous" passed q twin bill, allow
| lHr $40 TO less" Skaggs. who shot
! ana Killed a burglar III an Illinois
| post uiloc ana 600 10 j. ;. Sea
! borough. q sheriff, who tra.led New
/ YORK burgI'r and killed him after -
| desperate battle.
That Dr. ". 4. TiChrnor. formr
. head Of ID" Fulton. 40 asylum. found
dead ia bed at tn Great Northern h..
tel Friday, committed suicide by poi.
'''''' '''' 10 - w. ''''
jury Coroner Physician Joseph
Springer who performed the autopsy
found that death was due 30 poison
FIR" which is supposed to have OF
iEinatod IN the Mtddl"town mark T.
house DESTROYED the markct-house, au.
di'nrlnm. several stores and dwellings
ana hUidAtS on the Mlddlrlown Fair
grounds, me- miles from HARRISBURG,
ia.
IHg -Four passenger train No. II was
wrecked at Gallon O., b} running mo
a freight engine. through a misr"ad-
ing Of orders Engineer Edward Ma
han"y ui Cleveland "as Killed and seq.
'ral passengers were bruised, but
none seriously injured.
'dtIl'm"n from lAguna, Sonora.
MtAIco. report that the Colorado river
b. rapidly forming " second Sa!ton sea
M Lower California. A party OF On.
tIh''Is are preparing TO NIsil the Nt.
ll'Nhu"h region SAID to be inundated
10 investigate.
FISi l" be launched oil the new en-
'dit'd type OF oceaI. gong torpedo.
boat d"s'i"3'is, the destroyer Perkins
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-04-14
A Ministers
Indigestion
Rev. Fletcher Of Tennessee Suggests Il
Remedy Based on Personal Expert
ence--You Can Get II Free.

There Is nothing that is so much sought
after as n remedy FOR stomach trouble.
aud hence you viii be interested TO know
how the Rev. 4. J, Fletcher OF Ruther--
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-04-14
NE W HEARING IN
THE TRUST CASES
SUPREME COURT ASKS FULLER
ELUCIDATION IN ANTITRUST
PROSECUTIONS.
MARKET HAS BEEN AFFECTED
Stocks Were Made FIghty Every
Monday-Justiee Brewers Death
Deprived Associates Of His
Conclusions in Case.

Washington, u. Cit was an
uouHccd Monday that the supreme
court had roassiGued for argument
III" cases OF the Standard on Co. and
tn" American Tobacco Co., both
charged with operating in restraint OF
trade. This means that there will BE-
no decision In the cases at once and
that probably there viii be none ear.
licr than next fan.
The rcargumcut Of these cases
comes as me direct result Of the
death Of Justice Brewer. This iurist
died just few days after the Stand.
ard OF! case had been argued.
As Justice Moody was unable to
participate in the consideration Of
these cases, only seven justices were
left 20 give decision
II was minated At The time of the
death Of Justice Brewer that the
cases might have TO 20 10 a rchcaring,
but IN" supreme court gave no init.
nation Of It's prospective action until
Monday. Justice Brewer was enc Of
the jurists who heard the arguments
and It was believed In some quarters
that he had LEFT a statement of his
conclusions In the cases.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-04-14
Stock Market Affected.

These two decisions OF Uvershadow.
ing importance TO the entire country
had been expected for several weeks.
Each Monday, the day on which the
supreme court Of the United States
hands down its decisions. the stock
market had been restless on account
OF the probable effect OF a decision in
either of the cases. Trading was
guarded on these occasions and the
results at the close plainly were ap-
parent from the inactivity.
The tobacco case, which was ar.
Eued by Attorney General Wicker.
sham, grew out Of alleged offers OF
large sums Of money, accompanied By
threats of Irresistible competition.
through which they have compelled
other concerns 20 sell out" 1t was
charged that the company was organ.
lied in restraint Of trade and that Il
had accumulated enormous profits.
amounting in some instances to 80
per cent on its common stock, after
all other outstanding obligations and
dividends were paid.
The Standard oil case was given 10
the supreme court on March II. Tho
first fight started in Ohio, later
moved to New Jersey and then. four
years ago, Justice Moody ordered the
filing Of a petition in the Eastern
district Of Missouri for the dissolu.
ton Of the company on the ground
that 1t was "A monopoly and ylulitor
Dl the Sherman antitrust law.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-04-14
NO TIME TO LOSE.

III TE-N UIt WIHUINI 7 VIM tCI
see you,
Snail can't; I'm in n hurry.
want to get home before dark, and it's.
nearly L. o'clock now.
Evening journal., 1910-07-23
CAUGHT ON THE FLY
IN WORLD OF BASEBALL

With a little more experience in
the big show Pitcher Barger, of
Brooklyn, will be hard to beat.
Jimmy Barrett, playing with Mil
waukee is practically leading the
American Association batsmen, hit
ting around the 400 mark.
The Cincinnati team has been play
ing nice ball this season, and barring
accidents will be thar" or thar
bouts" at the finish.
"Honus" Wagner is slamming his
way to the front with his trusty club
and should be up among the select
few before so very long.
In Lewis, Speaker, and Hooper the
Boston Red Sox have one classy out
field Anything that gets by these
three babies has to go over the
fence.
Bill Bradley relieves Perring now
and then and plays third for the
Maps" but Bill isn't showing the
old gingery stuff he used to carry.
The high standing of the Athletics
is due to their victories over New
York and Boston, their nearest com
petitors A fine record for the White
Elephants.
Rumors are travelling thick and
fast in regard TO the tumble of the
Detroit Tigers. Jennings and Cobb
on the outs seems to be the gossips'
leading topic.
Pitchers Sallee, of the st. Louis
Nationals, and Arellanes, of the Bos-
Evening journal., 1910-07-23

ton Americans, have both been sus
pended on account of not keeping in
proper condition.
Right Fielder Wolter is doing great
work with the hickory for the High
landers. Like ICY" Seymour, of the
Giants, Wolter was a pitcher. but
quit the slab for the garden and made
good as a heavy hitter.
Marty O'Toole. of the Sioux CITY
team of the Western League, struck
out eighteen men in a recent game
with Lincoln, and yet lost. to 6.
President John Dovey has an
nounced that he had purchased Tyler,
the Lowell pitcher. Tyler will report
to the Boston Nationals at the end
of the New England League sea-
son.
The report that Connie Mack paid
$4,000 for Lefty" Russell OF the Bal
timore team is considered a joke In
the Boston American and Detroit
camps. In the first place, Connie
never gives up much real money 8as
any players. and then again he un-
doubtedly had an option on any play
er Dunn had, as he turned over four
players to Baltimore early in the sea-
son.-Boston Globe.
Ty Cobb was fined $25 and suspend
ed by President Ban johnson for in
sulting spectator at Cleveland. The
Detroit club paid the fine, and Ty
was Immediately reinstated.
Evening journal., 1910-07-23
WILL RUSSELL
PROVE FAILURE?
Two Of Highest Priced Players
in Recent Years Prove
Disappointment
FANS GO DIPPY
OVER MONEY TALK

Not since the big four, Richardson,
Brouthers, Rowe. and White we're
purchased from the Buffalo club by
Detroit in $50 for $4,000. has there
been such a sensation as that caused
by the recent purchase of Lefty"
Russell for $4,000 by Connie Mack
from the Baltimore club.
1t sure sounded like the fall of
Babylon when it was announced that
Connie had bought pitcher for that
price who has never shown in the
big league. It has also been some
lime since a story of this kind was
printed on the front pages of the
newspapers.
In 1887, when Mike Kelly was pu--
chased by the Boston club from Chi
cago for $4,000. and then when
Clarkson was purchased a year later
for the same amount, the baseball
fans of New York Just went dippy.
President Soden of the Boston club
thought so much of the deal that the
Cancelled checks were framed and
ung over the desk in his Office.
Ten thousand dollars for a single
ball player was the high-water mark
until the New York National League
club payed $1,000 for Rube Mar
guard, who was purchased from the
Indianapolis club Do these big
prices affect the player who is pur-
chased for this amount as he goes in
to pitch his first game in fast com
pany?
| This Is the question asked all over
the baseball circuit The White Sox
turned over $500 for Blackburn, and
so far he has been a disappointment.
So far RUDE Marquard has not been
much for the Giants However, the
managers of the high-priced players
think they will be of good service to
the club, despite the high amount of
money laid out for these players. But
what the fans want to know is was
the talent" which cost $31,5 800 worth
| it.
Evening journal., 1910-07-23
TOO GOOD A SHAVE.
II LuIled Budd TO Sleep While the
Price Of Stocks Tumbled.

Il LuIled Budd to Sleep While the
Price Of Stocks Tumbled.
One Of the anecdotes in Joseph L
Kings History Of the San Francisco
Stock Exchange Board" is as follows:
While stocks were quite low during a
spell in 1873 a discovery of ore was
made in Ophir, the stock advancing in
price. It was the policy Of those in
control OF a Comstock mine to keep
secret any Improvement until they
could secure for themselves a good
quantity of the stock.
Budd heard of this Ophir discovery
and bought some stock. and as the
price advanced from SIC TO $S5 the
profits on his purchases at low figures
enabled him TO buy more stocks. Be
ing quite a plunger, he purchased in al
$500 shares. As the stock still ad
vanced TO higher figures he sold about
1,5OO shares. leaving him a balance Of
1000 shares when the stock reached
$50. which would have given him quite
a large profit IL all were sold at tina
figure.
During the recess that day he deter
mined TO sell the remainder, which
would give him quite a profit Tit
afternoon session was devoted to thu
calling Of outside stocks. occupying
half an hour. after which the member
would call up. through the chairman
any Of the Comstock shares. Budd
thinking he had time sufficient durinl
that first half hour TO get shaved. sa
down in a BARRIERS chair and, bepl
quite flush. gave the barber IS, direct
ing him to give him a good shave
1t turned out 10 be too good a shave
as Budd went to sleep, and the barber
being well paid. devoted quite a tim
in making his customer appear respect
able. Budd woke up. looked at hi
watch and made a rush for the board
He ascertained that Ophir had bee
called and had broken so badly tina
when his stock was sold he only OF
tanned $40 share for it.
He always claimed that that shaw
cost him just $4,000.