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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-10
MALE HELP WANTED

WANTED.-Cook. Apply at Auto Hotel, Water street G s s*p
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-10

ADVERTISE IN THE TARARR-
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-10
MISCELLANEOUS

WANTED.-Cottage furnish at Wal nut Beach or Laurel Beach from July 18th. Small family. Address stating terms and location. Vaca- ton, care of Farmer. P9* tf
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-10

DRAFTSA1EN, mechanical architect ual or structural. are always in demand at good salaries; ten young men wanted to join club to learn drawing, at home evenings; instru- ments furnished. Address c. s. K. Box 22S, City UPS eff
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-10
SHOE REPAIRING
MONEY TO LOAN

CALL AT OUR OFFTCE-ve will ad- vance you money on your own note if you own property no matter how much your property is mortgaged at Bridgeport Realty CO, Room 1O9-11o, Warner Bldg. L1S &tf MONEY ADVANCED TO CONDUCT ORS. engineers, hremen, trainmeRs clerks, letter carriers, mail clerks school teachers, bookeepers, cash iers, mechanics and others. Strict Iy confidential. HeAron Co.,, Room so1 Meigs Bldg. G17 eff
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-10

MADE S5o.O00 in five years In the mail order business; began with B. Send for free booklet Tells how 11eacock. 765, Lockport, N Y.
 RPS 2 If
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-10
AUCTION SALE
PERSONAL

CARD READER-Advice on all af- fairs, 25c. Mrs Levy, 674 Madison Ave, fourth house above North Ave.
 G6 elf
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-10

WANTED.-New roofs to lay, and old ones to repair. Prompt work al low figures. Farmers Supply and Roofing Company, 256 Middle St
 Telephone 1133-3 R18AS
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-10

WANTED. Steam filters. Bridge
 field Ave. GSb*p
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-10

THE COLD WORLD.
 N YAL had meant when his un-
 packing was done to dress N and lunch in the restaurant whose fame had reached even
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-10

GENTS, LADIES' AND CIITLDREN'S
 clothing bought and sold. Miss C. Myers. 1447 Main St. re ~p WANTED-GirIs to know that you can have your suits and c1oaks made to order reasonable at B P. O. Arcade. H6
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-12-24
Offended DAINTY.

Members OF the police department
were matching stories the other day
and the conversation turned on the
amount of nerve" some persons
have, and what remarkable things
they expect of the police department.
II remember one day | got a tele-
phone call from woman on Wash
ington street that she wanted DO
iceman to come to her house right
away" said Desk Sergeant Caffrey of
the First precinct
Il sent policeman-never mind
who he was-and soon he came back
loking as red as beet.
What do you suppose that wom-
an wanted? he said, after he had re-
covered his breath.
Its past me- ! answered, what
did she want?'
Her little girl had gone to the
store to buy some candy, and lost a
nickel in the grass in front of house,
and she wanted me to find it for her,
he said
And what did you tell her? l
asked the copper.
Sergeant. what could tell her.
he asked just turned around and
walked away. Newark Star.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-12-24
A Pertinent Commentary.

+. n. Elliott, the secretary of the
american Automobile association, said
u an automobile banquet in New
York:
i like to see women run their own
ears. l like to see women do all sorts
u things, provided they have had the
proper training and are proficient
mere is no sight more agreeable than
.nat OF a healthy American girl, riding
Ier morse, running her motor, driving
uer coach, with skill and grace no
inan need be ashamed of.
But smoking and that sort of
,nlng-oh, no, that doesn't become the
american girl.
An American girl drew up her tour
Jug car at a country inn. She got out
WIN her friends. She took off her
9ust coat and goggles She opened a
eoid cigarette case and put cigarette
oetween her rosy lips.
HE old country waiter may have
.one 1t unconsciously, but, neverthe-
.ess' ne offered singularly good COM
~entary on girls smoking when he
ougnt a big. ling contriv
uce 10 the pretty automobilist, set It
ssn at her feet, and said:
Spittoon. Miss?"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-12-24
NAMING THE BABY
usually 1T IS A VERY SIMPLE
AFFAIR.
interest Of the Relatives Made Th's
Case More Diffcut-FinaIly Solved
by Drawing Name From
Hat.

ordinarily there would have been nc
..orble in naming the baby. 1t is Gus
tom for fathers and mothers to decide
vears before that some OF these days
- little boy blessed their hons
they'd call him Etheridge, and that II
q should be a girl, her name should
be Annie May.
Rut in this case it was different, for
there were so many people to satisfy
There was grandpa, for illustration
He was getting old, and his feelings
might be hurt If he didn't figure in the
name-giving. Besides, he might leave
his accumulated wealth to found a
home for eX-cow punchers If dis
pleased.
And there was Aunt Lucy. Aunt
Lucy had vitriolic tongue for GER
tainty and had been using it vigorous
" for 81 years. 1t would never do to
displease her.
Father wanted to call the baby
Sammy; mother wanted to name 1t
Horace; sister Ella wanted it called
Butler, after boy she knew, up in
Michigan, and brother, aged ten.
wanted to call it Jeffries.
1t was an awful situation, especially
as Uncle Bob was in town and had
views of his own concerning names Tor
boy babies He thought father was
nearer right than the others, but pre-
ferred the name Gladstone.
1t was a family conference that was
filed with stickers. 1t took four
hours, and though the family sat at
the table nobody ate any dinner.
Everybody glared at everybody else
and spoke little.
Then some neighbors came in, and
added to the merriment Each had
views
Finally Uncle Bob, IN desperation,
suggested that the names be written
on slips of paper and If any two were
alike that should be the name. Then
he privately took little Alice Perkins,
neighbours child, aside and promised
her a box of chocolates if she's write
Gladstone on a piece of paper and
drop it in the bowl designed for the
purpose.
Then the names were written and
dropped into the bowl, and when the
count was taken there were II slips of
paper and II names represented.
why didn't you do as ! told you"
demanded Uncle Bob Indignantly of
the neighbours child.
q would. Mister Bob" she said, but
couldn't spell Gladstone. You didn't
tell me- So l wrote Gladys-it's lots
prettier, anyway"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-12-24
PAST HELP
SHE THOUGHT
Hopeless Condition of One OkIabo.
ma Lady, Who Tells How
Cardui Brought Back
Her Health and
Strength.

Chandler, Okla.-"I hardly know. I"
writes Mrs. Ella Flowers, CT this place
now to thank you for the good that
Cardul has done me. When | first
wrote, l thought was past help. but
Cardui relieved me at once. | gained
at least 10 pounds, and everybody
says .eok so much better. l am still
improving greatly. l owe you sin
cere thanks for your Cardui"
There are many women, completely
WORKOUT and discouraged, on account
OF some form of womanly illness. Are
you? Have you tried Cardui? Ifnot
why?
thousands have written to tell OF
the wonderful benefit Cardui has been
to them. Cardui has a record Of over
half century, as a successful remedy
FOR women. During this time, over a
million women have found relief in
Cardui. Why not you?
AS a general female tonic, to build
up your strength, and bring back rosy
cheeks, nothing you can find, will
do SO much for you, as Cardui, the
woman's tonic.
A trial will convince you that Car
dui Is just what you need
For sale by all druggists.
N. B.-Urite TO: Ladies' Advisory Dept.
Chattanooga Medicine Co. Chattanooga.
Tenn, for St<lIai Instructions, and Ca
page book, Home Treatment for Wom-
en-" sent in plain wrapper on request
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-12-24
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they cannot reach
the seat OF the disease. Caarrh blood cofsti.
tutional disease and In order to cure il you take
internal remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken In
teraly and acts directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces. Halls CatarTh Cure IS NOT Quack medi-
cine 1t was prescribed by Of the best physicians
IN this country for years and Ia regular prescription.
IL Is composed OF the best tones known. combined
with the best blood purifiers, acting directly the
mucous surfaces The perfect combination OF the
two ingredients is what produces such wonderful
suits In curing catarrh Send for testimonials free
F. J. CHENEY Co. Props Toledo. O
Sold by Druggists. price 15c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-12-24

on the road with a
wagon show So
years. When inter
viewed at his home
in Winfield, Kans.,
he said: Il con
tracted kidney trou-
bic in the war, and
suffered intensely
for twelve years.
Backache was SO
severe | could hard
ly walk and my
rest was broken by
distressing urinary
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-12-24
A FORTUNE ON SKIN
TROUBLE

II began to have an itching over my
whole body about seven years ago and
this settled in my limbs, from the knee
to the toes | went to see great many
physicians, a matter which cost me a
fortune, and after noticed that l did
hot get any relief that way, went for
three years to the hospital. But they
were unable to help me there, used
all the medicines that I could see but
became worse and verse. | had an
Inflammation which made me almost
crazy with pain. When l showed my
foot to my friends they would get
really frightened l did not know
what to do. l was SO sick and had be-
come so nervous that l positively lost
all hope.
Il had seen the advertisement OF
the Cuticura Remedies great many
times, but could not make up my mind
to buy them, for had already used SO
many medicines. Finally l did decide
to use the Cuticura Remedies and l
tell you that was never so pleased as
when | noticed that, after having used
two sets of Cuticura Soap, Cuticura
Ointment and Cuticura Pills, the en-
tire Inflammation had gone. | was
completely cured. l should be only
too glad If people with similar disease
would come to me and find out the
truth. | would only recommend them
to use Cuticura. Mrs. Bertha Sachs,
1921 Second Ave-, New York, N. Y,
Aug. 20, 1909"
Mrs. Bertha Sachs IS my sister-in-
law and | know well how she suffered
and was cured by Cuticura Rene
dies after many other treatments
failed Morris Sachs, 321 E. seth St.,
New York, N. Y, Secretary OF
Deutsch- Ostrowoer Unt.-Verein, Kemp
ner Hebrew Benevolent Society. ETC.
r. in search of a close friend select
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-12-24
Editorial Favor.

"a month ago you rejected story
of mine"
Il remember Thought it was rot
ten"
Il had offered it for 81, and you
turned 1t down"
$50 | did,
We'll. l sold that story for $40.
Here's another story. May l ask the
favor Of one more rejection? 1t seems
to help"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-12-24

1t is a shame for people who have
In their lives a consciousness of love
and character and courage, to fall in
to the wasteful folly of unhappiness
about the mportant.-Margaret De
land.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-12-24
Physicians Everywhere Use ResInol
With Very Great and Unvaryng

During the last six months / have
prescribed Resinol in numerous cases
of acute and chronic skin diseases and
chronic alterations with very great
and unvarying success. 1t is a reli-
able preparation, and it's action is
prompt and pleasing
A. F. Volkman, Baltimore, Md.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-12-24

trouble Doan's Kidney Pills cured me
and my cure has been permanent for
five years. fhis is remarkable as
am in my 83rd wear"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents
box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-12-24
DISTEMP

In all its forms among all ages of horses.
as we'll as dogs, cured and others in same
stable prevented from having the disease
with SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE.
Every bottle guaranteed Over 600, 900
bottles sold last year $50 and Sl.0O. Any
good druggist. or send to manufacturers
Agents wanted Spohn Medical Co., Spec.
Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-12-24

How can a woman be expected to
have any regard for the truth when
she is obliged to promise to obey in
the marriage ceremony?
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-12-24

An optimist believes in mascots;
pessimist believes In hoodoOs.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-12-24

A woman is judged by the society
she's unable to get into.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-12-24
Instant Relief for All Eyes,

that are irritated from dust, heat, sun or
wind. PETTIT'S EYE SALVE. 25c All
druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, n. Y.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-12-24

But the pure food laws do not make
any provisions for love that Is adut
tcrated with filthy lucre
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-12-24

Some men try to save money by no
paving their debts.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-12-24

An Ohio man aged r. married cir,
aged %. and deaIed her 500 acres @.
land, Then She had pleut: of grounds
for divorce.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-12-24
Mrs. Winslow-s Soothing Syrup.

For children teethng softens he gums, Ieducesi
nammatlon a lay pain. cures wind cole. 25c a bota
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-12-24
AN OLD-TIME CLOWN.
J. 3. AgIer, (Tony Parker,) Praises
Ooan's Kidney Pills.

Mr.. Agler is one Of the best known
men in the circus world, having been
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-12-24

Mickey-Say, four eyes. if youse
don't quite braggin' around dat youse
knows me I'll break every pane of
glass in yer face! See?
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-12-24

II in search of a close friend select
one with a close mouth.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1910-10-27

w. Ballard left yesterday for the
coast on business connected with The
New Hotel Adams. Mr. anG Mrs.
Ballard are now permanently located
in Phoenix at 61S North Second
avenue.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1910-10-27
BUSINESS MEN!

Wouldn't you like to have your
sons qualified to conduct a set OF
books in a wholesale house or ma
tionaI bank in a great city where the
clearing house system is in demand
and must be understood? The OPP
portunity is right at your door at
little cost Is not this question worthy
of your investigation and considera-
ton? If you wish to know something
of our past record, here is one from
Tennessee: 'If you desire a CONNER
cial education, come and take the
work under Prof: ]. E. Wootton, our
business college principal. He is one
of the leading commercial educators
of the South, and. in our judgment,
the strongest, most energetic and best
equipped commercial teacher west
Tennessee ever had. Did you ever.
study business under a master? If
the merits of this mans work could
be generally known we could not ac-
commodate our enrollment.-W. r.
RICHARDSON, President Southern
University. Huntington, Tenn" Do
not depend on what you read. Come
at once to 81 North Center st. and let
us bring convincing facts before your
eyes. Respectfully, J. E. Wootton.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1910-10-27
A CAMPAIGN AGAINST FRAUD.

The action of the. government in
Riding q notorious mining stock pro-
noting concern, last week. indicates
a well defined policy on the part of
the administration to eliminate Illegal
schemes, masquerading under the
guise of business operations. for the
enrichment of unprincipled 'promOt-
ers," says the Engineering and Min
ing Journal. This action has been
taken by the highest authorities in
the administration at Washington,
and Is. we believe. the beginning of
a policy for which the administra
ton will be commended in all quar-
ters The policy is clearly outlined
in the following statement by the
department Of justice. referring. to
the recent raid:
I'm this connection ii may be stat
ed that recently a number of alleged
schemes to defraud have been
brought to the attention of the de-
partment whose promoters are said
to be using the United States mails
extensively in furtherance of their
operations. Directions have there
fore been given for the speedy inves
tigation and prosecution of all such
cases in which it appears that the
mails are being made an instrument
in the defrauding of the public"
The government had previously
moved against the Cellas. charged
with conducting extensive bucket
shop transactions, and the promot
ers of the United States Wireless
Telegraph company. both of which
parties are now under indictment.
These actions. together with the an
nouncement that the government has
theother cases under consideration,
have already caused numerous schem-
ers to tremble and become circum-
spect.
The mining business has long been
a happy hunting ground for this sort
of gentry and their deluding of the
public has been to the discredit and to
the disadvantage of the legitimate
mining industry. Many organizations
have tried in vain to cut out this
sore 1t will be good if the federal
government has at last found way.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1910-10-27
OF LOCAL INTEREST

THE FRIDAY CLUB-There will
be no meeting of the Friday club till
the first Friday after the fair. No
vember IS.
CERTIFICATE TO TEAcH-A first
grade teachers certificate has been is
sued by the territorial board of exam
liners to Ora Letta Hendrick Of Tucson
graduate of the California state
normal school
ON HOTEL BUSINESS-Mr. A.
w. Ballard left yesterday for the
coast on business connected with The
New Hotel Adams. Mr. and Mrs.
Ballard are now permanently located
in Phoenix at 61S North Second
avenue.
HANDLED FIRST WATERWoRKS
MACHiNERY-E. G.. BENNY, former
foreman of the Pioneer Truck company.
Of Los Angeles, now connected with
the Lightning Delivery, handled the
first load of machinery for the muni-
cipal waterwOrks. Mr.. BENNY is con-
sidered one of the best machinery men
In the west.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF APP
PREclATlON-Mrs. Winfield Scott
wishes the Arizona Republican to
extend her thanks to her friends for
their help and sympathy and to ex-
press her deepest gratitude for the
words of appreciation spoken on the
chaplain, as they share with her this
sudden and unexpected bereavement.
PRESBYTERIAN Y. p. S. c. E.
The Y. P S. c. E of the Presby-
terrain church will hold a Halloween
social on the evening of Friday. Oc-
tober 2Sth at the home of DR.. An
gany, 33S North Third avenue. All
members and prospective members
are requested to attend and their
company are also invited. All are
expected to come dressed to play
rustic games.
RANCH SAlE-One of the biggest
ranch deals made in some time has
just been closed by the firm of John
L. Irwin & Co. Frank NJ. Avis disposes
Of his 160-acre ranch five miles west
of Glendale to C. w. Mckee for SIS
per acre. This ranch is class C land
and unimproved covered with sage
brush and unfenced. Mr.. Mckee has
bought the place as an investment and
not as a speculation. 1t is his inten-
ton to put it all in alfalfa as soon as
he can obtain the water therefor
WINDOW cRACkED-Through an
unavoidable accident which occurred
Tuesday evening when large safe was
being moved into the Redewill Music
company's store, one of the large plate
glass windows in the front Of that esq
Enlistment was badly fractured. The
loss, which amounts to about SIS. will
be stood by the Lightning DeliveSy,
which was handling the safe. The
members of the Redewill company feel
that they sustained all the loss they
were entitled to in the late fire.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1910-10-27
NoTARIAL coMMIssIoNs-Gov-

ernor Sloan yesterday issued notarial
commissions to Charles H. French of
Casa Grande and E. K. Cummings of
Nogales.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1910-10-27
Local Daily Weather Report for The
Arizona Republican.

Excess in temperature yesterday
degrees.
Excess in temperature since first
of month so degrees.
Accumulated excess in temperature
since January /, 626 degrees
Deficiency in rainfall yesterday OF
inch.
Deficiency in rainfall since first of
month IL inch.
Accumulated deficiency in rainfall
since January l, 3.S9 inches.
L. N. JESUNOFSKY,
Section Director.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1910-10-27
STORED WATER SUPPLY.

The elevation of water above the
Roosevelt dam yesterday was 61.50 feet,
Indicating a stored supply of 21,S09
acre feet. The normal flow of the Salt
and Verde rivers at Granite Reef was
1856 miners inches, and of the Salt
at the joint head $3.50 inches. On the
north side 1872 inches were used yes
terday for irrigation purposes while
9,47S inches were used on the south
side. The schedule of water delivery
for today follows: Arizona. hours to
quarter section; rand-Appropriators
u hours; Maricopa, dry; Salt. II hours.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1910-10-27
HANDLED FIRST WATERWoRKs

MACHiNERY-E. G.. BENNY, former
foreman of the Pioneer Truck company.
Of Los Angeles, now connected with
the Lightning Delivery, handled the
first load of machinery for the muni-
cipal waterworks. Mr.. BENNY is con-
sidered one of the best machinery men
In the west.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1910-10-27

Attorney Robert E. Morrison of Pres
colt arrived here yesterday on legal
business. He is registered at the
Ford hotel
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1910-10-27
SMALLPOX AND DIPHrHERIA-t

case of smallpox in Flagstaff and two
cases ofNdiphtheria in Globe have been
reported to DR.. E. S. Godfrey, terri
torial health officer.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1910-10-27
SECRETARY TAYLOR HERE

Gibson Taylor, secretary of the Ari-
IONA Eastern, arrived in this city
yesterday and is looking after the in
terests of the road in Phoenix
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1910-10-27
GOES TO TUCSON -superinten-

dent C. ". Scott of the Arizona East
ern left last evening on a business
trip to Tucson and will probably be
absent until tomorrow
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1910-10-27
EASTERN STAR=Phneni

No. 5, o. E. s., will hold a regular
meeting tonight in the chapter rooms
| in the Masonic temple. Visiting MEM
bers of the order are cordially in
vited.
INSPECTOR PURDoN HERE. -
Charles Purdon, inspector of corpora
tions under the corporation tax law,
arrived here yesterday from Douglas
and will spend a few days in Phoenix
upon duties connected with his office
HIGHER WAGES VoTED-Carpen-
ters' local No. 1899 of Phoenix, at
meeting held last night, by the unani-
nous action of ia members present,
voted to raise the wages of Journey
men carpenters from 81 to IS per day
on and after May l. 1911. The ac-
ton was taken after a discussion in
which it was brought out that the
action is promised on the contention
that the cost of living has increased
40 per cent during the last few
months
AN uNTRUTHFUL REPORT
Fred Woolsey. who is chairman of the
committee handling the funds for the
improvement of Central avenue, says
he has been greatly annoyed by in
quiries since the publication of a
story to the effect that the improve
ment of that avenue has been or is
about to be discontinued, for the lack
of funds. Mr.. Woolsey says most
emphatically that that is not so; the
committee has ample funds on hand
hn of
ment just as fast as it can