The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-12-09
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seh'supporting woman My sister ~
trained n,rs. am a VISITING secretary.
We had discrsetly mentioned wheu~y.
possible TO our wealthy patrons tina, ",
had jus, set up housekeeping in a mode,
little apart n-nr We did this in the hop.
that the usual deluge II candy might b.
turned INTO other channels and that ,
pretty piece ~ glass, china or silver woulc
be substituted But No. the candy cam,
as usual. As each expensive box arrived
~e felt the Merry Christ mas spirit slnl
| IN our heaEts
Finally. in desperation ~e took ssoc.
of the various five. two and one pound
boxes and estimated their purchasin.
power We realized thar n We had beer
very poor ~e should have received We.
come sn's Of groceries and frm, Il
or silver, Our surplus candy was due
a. we fully realized. 10 the lack Of under.
standing which the very rich have for
What they consider The hi CHER srade NJ
employees They were all kind heart 81
ieopIe anc our disappoint mont ~ vs
surveyed our candy boyps. would have
made them truly sorry But why. ~s
ssAed ourselves. didn't ihey Try for a min.
I'VE 70 put Themselves IN our places Thu
seems to me- the true Chris mas spI,r.-
How fine YOU are looking remarked
the hrs' woman That food specials
mus' have done YOU 4 world Of goot
Let me tell YOU something nv dear
whispered rhe object Of Tins criticism
l haze out therA all out slrce my son came
home from college at Thanks giving That
s7ec,ahs' warned me Of all things 20 QUIZ
dr,ns'og cNree Won know"
VI course interrupted rhs 'irs' they
all do
Well nv s,n 'Ind.rsI sn1- Ia n and no
happened 70 look AZ the prescription the
specialist gave me and he said there was
nre times As much caffeine in 1t as there
,ning out and all DO nos IA 10 60 without
breskfas'
! have always had a ml!d interest e
sad the lawyer IN the origin Of the Con-
nect.crt Yankee reputation but | had
no idea that ~ extended 80 far back until
! ran across in the Surrosatss Office The
other day the will OF Ls~ls Morris ~
MorrlsanIs, made ~ 1870 and adm tied
TO proosts IN Ia, II contains this
raragfaph
~ - n - desire thar m r. son Ccu- ArreLr
Morris, NAV have the eesr Edu~stIor 'hA,
"a - b bad N England or America hu' nv
tKprers Will ard Directions are 'ha' re
% uSN ~ t9'' Ut 'ni' purpose ~ WIS., fIOrN
nf Jonnectiru' less' he should irblhN IN
his youth that To-, craft ard cunning -
incident 20 'hs people ~ I11- ,ounrrv
which 10 40 Intprrovan m their ,nrs,irI-
rcrs that all her ar carrn' disguise u
from me world. tho mlnv ~ hem under
the Sanrrifved yarb Of Religion na'a
Endea vour>d 10 l'rro.. Themselves OF th-
World for hon.s' Men
Two veil dressed dlgnlh.d foreigners
before boarding a downtown express 10
zion the oth-- day asked the guard II
tom House He did rot know The
special policeman on 'h~ platform re-
assured the strangers and they saved
aboard the tram Finally thew sought
another guard. who told them 70 &c, OF
the City Hall and the Poet Ono" Enter.
ing th- subway aga n th~v got ~ ~ Wall
street hecaus~ Il guard thought the Cue
tom House ras on that s're't The for
cisners. snG-v b. this time. asked rtll
ano,hAr guard vhv nor OF. OF me trade
knew she wlv about town
Well. you see he replied. n %, of
rhese fellows live way OF No IN The Bronx
somewhere and have nevAr been above |
ground further down than FowTeeath
N =
rovI ! haven seen he rIs' ID Eouse
rnveeN pirCe 80 worked IN the sub'-ay .
kno~ ynere IL II because ! Lse1 to pass
u on M vav - pork hTt IA vas long
before the subway ~1s t'Al'
A new sort II a mouse IRA was INV sa:ed
the other might nv 2 COPY boy IN news
pa-er ofice Tying a strins about the
necA OF milk bottle ne stood the bottle
IN its side IN The room where the mice
were Then he pay = Pic. 81 cheese n
the ont.lH and went to an adjoining room ,
After half IN hours wait a mouse entered
'ne bottle TIE boy p!Ied the st'lrs. .
va mich wsS rrin over the rnp ~ a chair
Tn. BOTTLE assembled End IRE mouse wss
crIeht In 'he meantime lo' 81 COPY
waited 70 be s-a' - rh@ com posing room
\ returned 'rarAli.r tel, this II TRIP
IN Italy
We were finishing up good morning
motoring Things had gone fiTs' rate
NTH Ne for days 50 ve hS In much reason
10 complain rhen a tire blew up IeEry
,nd ! sst dov b. the roadside - watch
Frank. the chauffeur put on another
Presently two men afoor one ~ them
evidently a priest came up and paused 20
zee Frank ~ his work We nodded 20 !
hem and tired our fer Italian phrases on /
hem The Younger Of rh- two appeared
Interested IN our speech as We talked 20 ,
ourselves and eXp.ained 70 the priest what |
sur chauffeur vas dong
II didn't take much 81 an ere either - !
..e tha, he took IN rha' We we're saving
'or he vas paipably translatlns our con.
-arsation TO the pres Then with no
.hox Of difidence A. all he came over ~
rs ald crooklns a thumb a. The man N
IA. clerical frocs he sad say boss.
,,s guy here he wants 20 20 for ride IN
-.r chu .chu buggv HUH
You re on said l. II YOU II r.I me-
rh>re yo. zo' YOUR sccsn'
Same a. Won he replied In New
FORK lived 90 Thoid a. ma 0h.r~'d
-ou:
While shopping With n" rife Tho
,,her dav saw a boz rhose Job soGlin
,sv. for bank prssid~nr SALARY
AID The c,rv salesman -CrsmpAd alaf-
ers Ind driven vs. into huying a folding
,ed The kinks had been l~i' ou' II