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The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27
Couldn't Manage Il.

The doctor had looked at the pa
dents tongue. taken his temperature,
felt his pulse, and was at the point
OF leaving the room, when he paused
to say to the sick mans VIE:
Madam, In addition to your giving
the medicine l have prescribed l wish
you would see that every morning
your husband gets shower bath.
The woman looked worried but
DOCTOR" she propounded. anxiously
what am l goin' to do the morn1n
we don't have no showers?"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27
The Needs Return.

"Confound these election bets. any
way!" grumbled Harker.
Lose heavily?"' inquired his friend.
NO, l won ten boxes Of cigars and
they we're so rank l sold the whole lot
to the corner tobacconist for dollar
well, you made dollar, anyway
.Yes. but that is not the worst of it
NV wife saw the boxes in the window
marked "A Bargain, 3d. and bought
the whole lot to give me as birth
day present"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27
To Starch Linens.

In starching linens and similar
goods too light for mourning starch
and too dark for the white. put In the
boiling starch a large piece of tissue
naner in shade to match as nearly as
r,ossible the dress material. This will
dissolve. and when the starch is strain.
cd nothing but the dye will remain,
making a starch of the exact color de-
sired.
This is a good hint for The woman
who does much color embroidery Of
the stiffly starched variety
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27
When He Hedoed on Faith.

Oars nutin' lax faith" said Broth
or Williams. Il once prayed 1a1
turkey on high roost. but the sher-
III took him FUN me ez i wus gwno
home ter cook him, an wuz took tee
jail"
why didn't you pray your way ouH
of 1ail?" someone asked.
II would 'adone it," was the reply
abut I didn't want Providence ter
know l was in no SIGH place.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27
"1hat First Invented Sleep"

.eNow blessings light on him THAI
0rst invented this same sleep! II GOV
ers a man all over, thoughts and III.
like cloak; it is meat for the hungry
drink for the thirsty, heat Tor tne
cold. and cold for the hot 1t Is tho
current coin that purchases all tho
Measures Of the world cheap; and tho
balance that sets the king and tho
shepherd, the fool and the wise man
even. There is only one thing, which
somebody once put into my head
that I dislike in sleep-it Is that II re-
sembles death There is very little
difference between man IN his nIs'
s,eep and a man In his last sleep, -
From Cervantes.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27
A Larger Audience.

Yes" unused the man who seemed
to be thinking aloud. 81 have noticed
it."
Noticed what?" queried the limo
cent bystander.
THAT after a woman has acquired
a good speaking voice from jawing her
husband she is apt to turn suffragette
and jaw the public" answered the
noisy thinker.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27

"A man needs very little to make
him happy" said the ready-mad'
philosopher.
Yes" replied the habitual kicker
"and when he gets even that 1t usual
ly turns out to be something that
more than it's worth"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27
Fly In the Ointment.

After years of saving they had al
last acquired home OF their own.
"Of course said her husband, witt
a sigh, "it's nice to have our own lit
tie home, but"
But what, dear?" Queried his wifi
as he paused.
Il miss our monthly scraps with tn
landlord about the repairs which a.
never would make and which W
never supposed he would
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27

Pmkham's Vegetable Compounu ni, aro
me well woman and I have no more 7 {,
backache. 1 hope l can help others py
telling them what Lydia E. Plnkn n as
Vegetable Compound has done ~ iol
me-" MRS. EMAlAIMs s33 FlrS1 ol''
Milwaukee, Wis. u
The above is only one OF the thou u
sands Of grateful letters when a aho
constantly being received py rIe
Plnkham Medicine Company OF Lyiinii
Mass, which prove beyond d lou rdT,
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Oo .ta
pound, made from roots ana h l {; 5
actually does cure these obstinate us ! Is I.
eases Of women after all other means al
have failed, and that every sueh SUI ui
ering woman owes tito herself TO s,t al
leastgive Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetae-
pie Compound trial before submit III
ting to an operation, or giving ul
nope Of recovery. Mass
Mrs. Pinkham, of Lynn, Mass,
invites all sick women 10 VIZ ~
her for advice. She has guiae :.
thousands to health anu Ae
advice is free.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27
A Fellow Worker.

"Yore hands don't look as If yew
ever done any hard work." said the
old farmer.
II work with my head instead OF
with my hands, sir replied the city
boarder, haughtily
Huh" calculated the o. f. Il don't
want no butters-in round here"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27

Doau's kidney
Pills. They
cure sick d6
neys and cure
them permA'
nently.
Ernest u
bright, K&
logg, Idaho.
says: I Wa
nearly dead
with kidney
trouble. l pass
ed quantities
OF blood and
Lost LIZ nQuudn
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27
DANCING Frocks.

Dancing frocks for the smart girl
are of chiffon, plain or embroidered;
not marouisette or some other soft,
sheer fabric. All OF these are made
oyer Innings of satin, messaline or
silk. Nearly all silk frocks are veil
id to soften the effect
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27
Found Guilty.

Lenox-Would you call Tenby an
absent-minded fellow?
Bronx-Well, the other morning he
thought he had left his watch at home
and then pulled it out of his pocket to
see if he'd have time to go back and
get it=Brooklyn Life.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27
MiIrh the Sans.

Little Willie-Say. pa, is there any
difference between trust and a mo-
nopoly2
Pa-Not much, my son. When girl
feels that she can trust young man
she is apt to want a monopoly on
him.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27
Omissions of History,

Pope Gregory was reforming the cal
endar year
Merely .aking stitch in time" he
explained.
AS evidence that he did a good job
the fabric has held together fairly
we'll ever since.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27
rha Milkn7aid EXPLAINS.

.v,rb,+ are YOU doing, my pretty maid?"
I'm watering the milk. kind SIR. she
said ~.
rRut isn't that wrong, my pretty maid!
.I,n, drowning the microbes. SIR she
said.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27
BLACK AND WHITE COSTUME
Models Of Some Of the Best Ideas
That Have Developed Dur
ino the Season.

For this costume black and WHITE
material is employed. The skirt IS
one of those that are not more than
21h yards round foot.
The panel front is of black taf1etas'
continued in a deep band at foot; the
edge is just finished by row OF ma
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27

Cynthia call it an automobile en-
gagement-
Camille-What's an automobile en-
gagement?
Cynthia-One that starts on all
right, but nobodys quite dead sure
that it will be able to keep on going
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27

TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY
for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyeo
and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't
Smart-Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 2bc,
6Oc. s1.OO. Murine Eye Salve IN
Aseptic Tubes, Csc, $1.00. Eye Books
and Eye Advice Free by Mall.
Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27

In weight In three weeks. My bladder
was SO full OF gravel could not hoId
the urine. l passed several stones -
large as a pea. l rapidly improved
under the use OF Doan's Kidney P1l1D
and was soon well and strong.
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. 80 cents =
box. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. \.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27
His Happy Day.

The suburbanite will have his day
Soon it will come to pass:
He'll never have to shovel snow
Nor NOV the bloomn' grass
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27
Perfectly Proper.
conduc

whats the next station, conduc
tori
ITS called old Glory ma am.
But why is it called Old GloryT
Its a flag station"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27
A Tender Offer,

Twill you, dear madam, consider
this tender of my hand?"
mo. sir; your tender Is too tough g
proposition"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27
GEORGE bAkER

Mvrtle-Why do you persist in re-
,eating that awful scandal ABOUT
Grace?
Marjorie-I'm trying to find out II
here is any truth in it.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27

A good honest remedy for Rheumatism,
Neuralgia and Sore Throat is Hamllna
Wizard OIL Nothing will so quickly drive
suit all pain and inflammation.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27
AFTER
SUFFERING
ONE YEAR
Cured by Lydia E. Pink.
hams egetable Compound
Milwaukee, Wis. Lydia E. PINK.
hams Vegetable Compound has made

ult ~ VIGIL OA
and Iwould like to
tell the whole world
of it. / suffered
fronfemale trouble
and fearful painsin
my back. had the !,
best doctors and
they all de cided
that I had a tumor
in addition to my
female trouble, and
advised an opera
ton. Lydia g.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27

Anaemia is often temporarily mis-
taken for virtue.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27

The more the tongue flows the les'
the head knows.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27
hIa Luck.

IT know a man who Is always up
against it,
who Is he?"
THE paper hanger when he has -
III q new wall"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27
LOOK TO YOUR KIDNEY.
When Suffering From oaekas'sS
Headache and Urinary Troubles

They are probably the true source
Of your misery. To keep well, yoo
must keep your kidneys well. There
Is no better kidney remedy than
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27
The Return Gift.

I met 4 show girl. blonde and bright,
AS lively as a kitten,
I gave her on her acts a hand,
But she gave me the mitten.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27

Revenge is better than a greedy
kind Of gratitude.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27
[oc1oas ADVISED OPERATION
oEc|DED TO TRY GREAT
KIDNEY REMEDY

III ..4 70 tell you in = few words what
! scs",mp-Root did for me, believing
our -, testimony may do some other suf
~. rer,on q great deal of good.
.Lsut IL years ago, l was dangerously
q, sors,lted three doctors, all of whom
lad kidney trouble. One of tho
~, - analyzed my urine and reported
I oo. lsd gravel, and further said that
49, srd.r to regain my health and life, an
=. tn would be necessary. l did not
~ 70 be operated on as l was afraid
40. T would not recover. Someone told
.ua' 80 d. Kilmer's Swamp-Root and said
4. w.s ; reliable medicine for kidney
trouble, % decided to try it and went
e. Nj, Rose, the druggist, at 1903 Central
xve Minneapolis, and bought bottle,
4ooL Il, noticed results and continued
q ealing ituntil was entirely cured.
IN Hayipa been free from any kidney
.%-ouhle tr over six years, consider that
: am sisolutely cured and know that
evampBDot has the credit.
neys fail to tell my friends about
o,,r reudy, a. l believe it is the best Of
T.. Lind, Your U l. 0 Ointment is also
verv eocd We are never without ja1
In our buse.
Yours very truly,
MRS. MARGARET E. ANDERSON,
Minneapolis, MINI
e State % 4 f Hennspin IS.
Persop,ny appeared before me this 2ar
dow Of Sept, 1909, Mrs. Margaret +
An,,sr,ca Of the City of Minneapolis Q
The STATE Of Minnesota, who subscribe
the abou, and on oath says that the sam
4. trne IN substance and in fact.
M. M. KERRIDGE,
Notary Public.
::or ovp;rea March % 1914
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27

Mn Winslow's Soothing syrup.
mr. children teething softens the gums, reduces IN
Sommation allays pain cures wind collie 25c bottle
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27

Nwt
l Dr. Uswt O..
Bi.yia.A. !. 7.
provo WI Swamp Root viii Do For You
Send to Dr.. Kilmer l. Co., Bingham.
ton n. Y, for sample bottle. 1t will
ronv;nce anyone. You will also receive
= hook]et Of valuable information, telling
-, .hout the kidneys and bladder. When
~r;t;n,. b sure and mention this paper.
For nj It all drug stores. Price htty'
rents and one-dollar.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27
laying the Foundation.

laying the Foundation.
"Why are you always 30 careful to
ask advice about what you are going
to dor
$50 that II things go wrong l can
say 7 told you So"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1910-12-27

Grace-Did Gladys marry for love?
Helen-Oh! no. She is too well bred
for that
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-05-26
SKY ELlRI APPEARS
HaIIey's Comet Enjoyed One
Night Stand Before SAP
preciative Audience"
PATIENT PUBLIC REWARDED

Halley's comet, which has been flirt-
ing with the scientists and the patient
public for the past month or 90. paid
it, respects to Richmond last night
soon after shutdown and was viewed
by what the theatrical press agents
would call q large and appreciative
audience" Al . matter Of fact, how
ever, the comet was somewhat shy,
coy - . debutante at her first ball. 1t
was visible only after the sun had set
and before the moon arose and be-
tween times whom the clouds shifted.
And ut that It set 20 fast It could hard.
~ be seen for the dust it kicked up.
During the time the sky joy-rider
was visible 1t was viewed by hundreds
all over the city. Az vaudeville ut.
traction II would be winner. II tanned.
Compared with the moon, the head
Of the comet appeared about one
eighth tho size Of that reflective lum-
mary, but much diminished. The tail,
floating away at an angle. looked like
single shoot OF the Aurora Borealis,
alternately visible and obscured.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-05-26
County School Superintendent
Of the State Have Bill
in Making.
MEETING SET FOR JUNE
THE QUESTION or SALARY REG
ULATjoN ONE or MUCH IN
PoRTANcE TO THE STATE IN
GENERAL.

The proposed bill to regulate the
salaries OF the county superintendent
OF the state according to the number
OF pupils under their control and the
amount of business which 1t Is their
duty to transact, will occupy prom
inent place In the semi-annual meet
ing OF the County Superintendents'
Association, which will convene In the
state house on the afternoon OF June
IS and continue until the next day.
The question OF the regulation Of
the salaries has been agitated several
times at these meetings and def
mite conclusion is expected to be
reached at this meeting. The OPEN
Ing exercises will be In charge Of Rich
ard Parke. county superintendent OF
Sullivan county. There are ninety
two members OF the County Superin.
tendents' association, and John R.
Carr. president Of the association. said
that he had received word from nearly
all saying they would be In attendance.
The program has been prepared by
Mr.. Carr and Is now in the hands OF
the printer. "Township High Schools"
will occupy the time on Wednesday
afternoon. Several county superin-
tendents have been asked to express
themselves on this subject. All the
different phases Of the subject will be
gone into in detail. On Thursday,
"The Eighth Grade English Course"
will be the chief topic.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-05-26
Want PLANT HERE
Stockholders of Art Brass Co.
Desire Civic 0rganiza-
tons to Help Them.
NOW IN RECEIVERS HANDS

With the completion of the inven-
tory OF the Richmond Chandelier and
Art Brass Works. which is in the
hands OF the Dickinson Trust COM
pany. as receiver. 1t is probable that
efforts will be made to dispose Of the
concern. There are many who are of
the opinion that the plant should re-
main In this city and 1t may be reor-
ganized with local capital
Several Of the larger stockholders
feel that the Commercial club and the
Young Mems Business club should
take up the matter and try to prevent
the. plant from being removed from
the city. There is some likelihood
that this will be done. as a number OF
possible purchasers have inspected
the concern.
The inventory of the property win
be filed in the circuit court within the
next two weeks. according to an
nouncement this morning. The plant
was placed In the hands Of receiver
not because It was not q paying ven
ture. but because it was pressed and
handicapped by lack Of ready capital.
The assets will be greatly in excess
to the liabilities.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-05-26
OF the Democrats in the Pres
identiaI Race, Says
Melville ingalls,.
EASY WALK0vER IN OHIO
SAYS MIDDLE WEST DEMOCRACY
ADMIREs MAYOR cAYNoR or
NEW YORK AND He IS ITS SEC
OND CHOICE.

New York, May 26.-The New York
Evening Post publishes the following:
THAT Judson Harmon. governor OF
Ohio, would be nominated for presi-
dent in 1912 by the democrats. and
would be elected. was prophecy
made today by Melville E. ingalls,,
chairman of the Big Four Railroad sys-
tenn and the democrat most prominent
~ mentioned to succeed Senator Dick,
OF Ohio. in case that state should go
democratic next fall.
The situation in Ohio he said to-
day, is really very simple There will
be state convention next month, but
1t will be practically unanimous.
Harmon has made a splendid gov
crnor, and he has the confidence of
the people. He has more friends to-
day than when he took office, and ev-
en- the republicans admire him. Then,
OF course, the republicans are hope
lessly disrupted. and are still looking
for a candidate
Governorship cinch.
Harmon will walk into the COVER
norship. l hardly think that very
great effort will be made to elect the
republican candidate"
Would that mean that Ohio will be
unanimous for him for president in
1922" was asked.
Decidedly. And / think that he will
be nominated and elected. The coun-
try wants man like Harmon, a man
who Is calm and safe and who will
give our tired nerves a rest.
know many republicans-active
members OF the party for 40 years
who are saying that their party ought
to be defeated, just as a lesson.
They think that 1t needs a spank
Ing, and when that feeling is rampant
there Is every ground for the belief
that the party is disintegrating.
Losing Big Guns.
"The party, too. after its long pe-
Rod OF power and prosperity, is losing
Its strong men. Men like Aldrich and
Hale, who shaped its destinies, are
quitting.
I have often thought that what
Taft has needed has been some one to
defend him, q fighter like Foraker, who
certainly could fight and did not have
to be coaxed to do SO. The president
has needed some one who was ready to
jump in and make himself felt. and
that Is the kind of a man Foraker is.
Il saw him the other day, and his
eye was just as clear and he looked as
well as he did when he was earning his
reputation as a fire eater. He's not
through yet"
What does the Middle West think
Of Gaynor?"
caynor Second Choice.
I'VE all admire him a great deal but
Of course our fondness is naturally for
our own man. II the impossible should
happen and Harmon should be defeat
ed for governor. then I think we would
all turn naturally to Gaynor as a pres
dental candidate. But why not have
them both on the ticket l think that
Harmon and Gaynor would be a fine
ticket"
Who will take Dicks place in the I'm
tied States senate in case the demo-
Gratis win In Ohio?
Il presume" said Mr.. ingalls,, laugh
Ing, that there will be no difficulty in
finding some one should the legisla-
ture be in position to elect a demo-
GRAFT"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-05-26
GROWING CHILDREN
The Period when the Nervous Activi-
~ 10 1t Its Greatest.

The Period when the Nervous Activi.
~ 70 At IL orsatest.
Against the practice Of giving tea
and coffee to children. We cannot
speak too strongly. Childhood il the
period when the nervous activity is at
its greatest. The brain is ever busy
receiving new impressions. Reflex &C.
ton, coordination OF muscles, and the
special senses are all under special
course Of training.
THE nervous system Is pushed to
its utmost capacity. and long IL the list
OF victims that follow its over-stimu
lation. In these little people nothing
but harm can come from the use Of
such cerebral stimulants ~ tea or cot
Zee. Bad. then. % this practice IL. let
us ~ physicians be aggressive In its
prohibition.
do not be satisfied by answering
NO when asked Is to their use, but
let w teach the families with whom
We come in contact that such practice
ID evil. We speak emphatically, be-
cause not only among the poor and
uneducated. but among the rich, who
should know better. this practice is
marvelously prevalent. Home
Doctor.
Children like q warm beverage for
breakfast and Il 10 we'll for them to
have It II the drink ID food and not
= drug.
Postum Is made to supply rich
nourishing liquid food with . crisp
coffee taste for those who cannot and
should not use coffee. Analysis shows
It TO contain about fourteen per cent
q muscle-forming elements and sc. IL
per cent Of energy and fat-producing
elements. which 90 to nourish and sus-
tain the delicate nerve centres
throughout the body and from which
the vital energy proceeds.
The success Of child or adult de-
ponds largely upon proper sustenance
for the body. Children who depend
upon the intelligence Of their elders 70
furnish them with good food deserve
our most careful attention and
thought.
Read The Road to wellville,s found
n pigs. There's Reason"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-05-26

Aftera long debate on the question
- to whether boy high school stu
dent calling on girl high school stu
dent should 90 home at $50 O'Clock.
the Usona society Of the Maiden. Mass.
high school has decided that the young
man may remain . long q he chooses.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-05-26

Foley Kidney Pills contain In con-
ccntrated form ingredients Of estab-
lished therapeutic value for the relief
and cure OF all kidney and bladder all.
ments. Sold by all druggists.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-01
ANOTHER ADDITION TO
SALT LAKE TERRITORY

Another large tract of residence prop
erty was added 10 Salt Lake Saturday
morning. when j. s. Bransford signed
the ordinance anneXing the territory
bounded by Fifteenth and Seventeenth
East and Tenth and Eleventh South
streets Property owners who pctitloncd
the annexation OF this territory say that
within the next few months work Will be
started on about seventy-ive new homes.
The Commonwealth Investment com
pany. which is controlled by e. O. and
Earl Dunshee. owns fifteen acres at the
southeast corner ot Tenth South and
Fifteenth East streets. adjoining Univer-
sity Heights on the north. This prop
erty. however, Will not be put on the
market until car service is feasible.
Included in the ground taken into the
city are University Heights. College View
and Emerson Heights owned by Meeks
e. Mccartney. the real estate dealers
The annexation takes a large irresularity
out OF the eastern line of the city. The
present line running to the site Of the
Westminster college. The present SIX
inch main will be taken up from Ninth
South TO tho Westminster college site
and In its place will be installed a ten
inch main, which will also run south TO
Roosevelt avenue. An eight-inch main
will extend west on Roosevelt avenue
to Emerson avenue, west to Fifteenth
East and through University Heights
to connect with the present mains
through Emerson Heights from Thlr-
teenth East TO Fifteenth East street.
Plenty OF water will thus be provided
for the cast bench and for all of the
first precinct and Sugar House.
To make possible the running Of the
east bench boulevard through College
view addition and down Eleventh South