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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-02-02
First publication February 2. 1903.
PROBATE NOTICE.
of annlieation az fil

Notice OF ApphcRtion Tor maj settltnient.
VERNON COUNTY CouRr-IN PROBATE
State Of Wisconsin, county Of Vernon. IS.
In the matter OF the estate Of laaae Post.
deceased
On reading and fling the application Of William
Dolen. administrator Of the estate Of Isaac Post,
representing among other things that he has fully
administered the said estate, and praying that
time and place be fixed for examining and allow
ing his account Of hia administration, and that
the residue Of the said estate be assigned to such
persons as are by law entitled TO the same;
1t is ordered. that said application be heard be-
fore this court. at general term thereof to be
held at the probate office, in the city of Virodua.
Wisconsin, on the LIST day of March A. d. 1910.
at 10 o'clock a. IN.
And il is further ordered. that notice of the
time and place OF examining and allowing said ae-
count AID Of assigning the residue of said estate.
be given to all persons interested, by publication
Of copy Of this order, for three successive weeks
In The VERNON COUNTY CENSOR. a newspaper
published in "a county before the day fixed for
said hearing.
Dated this 2Sth day OF January 1910.
BY the Court. ID. o. MAHoNEY. County Judge.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-02-02
ROUND AND ABOUT US

After voting no and then yes, the
Monroe county board has voted third
time and killed the proposition to en-
large the county asylum.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-02-02

Edward Hammer Of Hillsboro, has
made purchase Of 100 acres of timber
land in Sawyer county. Our authority
does not state whether it viii be logged
the present season.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-02-02

Mr.. Thomas Caucutt, an old settler
of Valley, is suffering from cancer of
the stomach.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-02-02

A. w. Elliott, Kilbourn: Three feet
Of snow on the level here and plenty of
cold weather. "
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-02-02

Charles Brandes and II. L. Seeley of
La Fargo, and William Conner of
Mound Park, have been taking treat
ment for rheumatism at one of the
Prairie du Chen sanitsriums.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-02-02

Hillsboro basket ball team badly
worsted crack team from Milwaukee;
score So TO IL.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22
rur FOOTBALL onAEn


epaaerais Hystsr1a 20 which women
Are Especially Susceptible.
II 10 fast growing to be the opinion
of thoughtful people outside Of aca-
dsmic circles that the mania for sports
and contests Of physical prowess In
our colleges and schools has gone 20
far that Il constitutes an evil Of great
magnitude. writes Albert Shaw in the
Review Of Reviews. One Of the reasons
for the intensity Of the devotion to
football. for example, as q type Of the
intercollegiate competition. 10 to BE-
found in the great size Of the under
graduate body and the great prom.
insncs Of the leading institutions in
the social sense. College loyalty has
10 express itself In some form or other.
and ardent devotion to the success Of
the college team In its contests with
other colleges comes to be the easiest
form Of common expression among q
great mass Of students who can find
no other rallyins point.
A natural consequence Of the inten-
sity Of this feeling Is the Undue re-
sponsibility placed upon the members
Of the representative teams. The foot
ball players are made to feel that upon
them chiefly depends the glory or the
disgrace of their college. So over
whelming 10 this feeling that II be-
comes a veritable obsession. Members
of the faculty and Of the Board OF
Trustees and all the old graduates be-
como infected with the craze.
Women are especially susceptible to
epidemic hystsria Of this sort. Their
influence 10 even worse than that Of
men In driving the players TO that ~
tituds Of false heroism which would
make any Of them willing and glad.
not merely to break his nose or HE
collar bone. but to lay down his life on
the football field. They are doing II
all for the glory Of the college and the
admirins applause Of the score OF
thousands Of weil-drsmed girls on the
bleachers who. all unaware 10 them
selves. have become tainted with that
wretched passion for dangerous slsdi
atorial combat that takes the f6ir
women Of Spain to the bull-nght every
Sunday afternoon.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22
Hs:snusacsur. OF salt.

Salt IL obtained In the United States
In several different forms and ways.
From the mines It comes in blocks,
and from strong brines It Is obtained
by evaporation or boiling by solar ~
artificial heat. Boiling 10 either con.
Quoted by putting II into long wooden
troughs containing steam pipes. or IN
large open pans Of iron or steel with
direct heat beneath them. or In large
vacuum pans In which the brine !s
boiled at q comparatively low pres
sure, or II Is heated In closed tubes at
a temperature much higher than that
at which brine boils under ordinary
afruoe rherir r,reeeure
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22

Men 80. down to the sea under bi
lowing canvas in. fewer and fewer nun
bers, the tin kettle" tramp now doin
the old clippers work, but Neptun
still exacts his toll from the square
rigged ships that are fated to float ou
upon the oceans. bound 10000 miles o
more. and never again be heard oI
Ten big sailers thus vanished In 100,
Last year eight wind.jammers Of larg
burden were recorded on the world
log OF missing ships. One was n
American, the four-masted Fort Georg
Of Ito net tons. and there are FEY
enough OF ours left. Most Of them ar
swallowed on Cape Horn voyages
New York Press.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22

Old spiders. which have neither wei
nor the materials to make one. ofteI
hunt about to find out the webs o
other spiders, younger and weake
than themselves. with whom they ven
ture battle. The invader general.
succeeds. and the younger spider 4
driven out to make a new web. an,
the old spider remains In possession
until a stronger spider invades thu
web and drives II out. When thus dis
possessed the spider seldom ventures
another attack. but tries TO subsis
upon the few insects that may fal
accidentally into its clutches AM
eventually dies Of hunger.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22
Community q Interest.

Fronting by the mistakes Of others
the two explorers. each Of whom had
found the south pole unknown 10 the
sthsr. held . conference.
what 10 the use" they said. "oi
wrangiing over ~ We will write out
book Jointly. and will travel and lee
turs together. One Of " will do the
oratoricai stunt and the other will
throw the pictures on the screen"
30 they divided the spoiis. which
turned out 10 be quite satisfactory.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22

ron the morrow call me early.
Call me early. mother dears
Said the maid unto her parent
A. she brushed away a tear.
"Are you going shopping. daughterf
Are you going out to diner
Or why should I call you early.
Call you early. daughter miner"
let me whisper to you. mother.
Let me whisper In your ear;
It's tonight marry Early
Mr.. Early. mother DEAR"
-Yonkers Ste tesman.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22

Mrs. Jipcs hadn't wanted TO 20 oul
In tho new automobile. anyhow. and
she was telling her husband no In sew.
sral different kinds OF ways.
'rd rather have waited until I hae
something m 20 ride in." she said. but
you Just would have me come. II isn't
q bit Of fun for me. and ia like to-
Therei You narrowly missed running
Into the curb. What do you think
you're doidGl"
I'm taking . jawy ridsi" savageiy
answered Mr.. Jipes.-chicaso Tribune
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22
VnfQuo.

In what shape" asked the reporter.
did your fugitive cashier leave his ao-
countsI Can you tell met"
7 can. young man." said the presi.
dent OF the institution. "and there's .
good story In H. His accounts are not
only perfectly straight. but they show
that we owe him q balance OF eiss27.s
The trouble with that story" groan-
Cd the reporter. 'ts that nobody win
believe iti"-Chicago Tribune.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22

Yea" said the proud young father
we've got the little chap trained %
that n he gets lost. or somebody kid
maps him. he can tell his name and
where his home is. Georgey. tell the
lady your full name and where you
live"
lily willy Ujjey. ding kiddy woo
Google teet." promptly responded the
bright little 2-ysar-old.-chicago TriL-
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22
Too Deep fss Tears.

The miikman's horse had run away.
snd the contents OF the wagon had
been distributed impartiaily over y ter
ritory two blocks long and one street
wide.
mo-" said the driver. as he surveyed
the wreck. Tn not going TO do any
crying over split milk. but"
Thereupon he sat down on the edge
OF tho sidewalk. and his subsequent
profanity. according TO tho Testimony
OF everybody within hearing. establish
ed now record.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22

The Lawrence Times tells this one
A reporter was sent to write up a Ar,
In a residence. Going to the door. h,
inquired for the lady Of the house.
The maid said she was out. "Are an,
Of the family at homer" asked tn,
scribe. mo. they are al out" was tht
reply. well. wasn't there q firs her,
last EVENING"" YES" said the hire<
girl. but that's out. too."--Atlanti
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22

Nimrod had killed 90 much big game
that the people had begun TO complain
''Ws'ii have no wild meat at all u
he doesn't lot up" they said. and the
cost Of living 10 already too high"
I'm not killing for the mere pleas.
ure OF H." he retorted; I'm y fauna
naturalist. and am making . coilec'
ton"
And he kept on hunting.-chicase
Tribune.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22

You've got whiskers 10 burn" wal
the suggestive remark OF the barber
as he inspected the long. struggling
beard of the man In the chair.
"Ali right" said the customer. with
. sigh OF resignation. "You can u
ahead and singe EN-"
For he didn't know but the barber'i
next suggestion might be that he max,
hurnsides OF them.-Chicaso Tribune
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22

He was an old darky. He wore no
svercoat. and the icy wind twisted his
thrssdbArs clothes about his shrivslsd
body.
wind" he demanded. whimiscaliy.
war wus you dis time las Julyr-
Evsrybody's.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22
Physicians Recommend Castoria

AST0RA has met with favor the physicians pharma-
- uOal societies and medical authorities It used by physicians with
results gratifying The extended Of Castoa is unquesnahy the
result Of three c fThe mdputabe evidence that 1t is harmless:
not only ays stomach pains and qet the but assm
la the foods % agreeable and perfect substitute for Castor OIL
absolutely SAFE It does not contain any Opium Morphine other narcotic
and does u unlike Soothing Syups Bemans Drops GOds
Cordial This good deal for Medical Journal Our duty how
expose danger and record the advancing health The day
for poisoning innocent children through greed ignorance ought to end 10
knowledge Casto remedy which produces and health BY
regulating the by supeg and readers entitled
the information.-HaUs Journal of Health.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22
TO EXCHANGE.

General merchandise store right In the heart Of
Portland. West SIDE. on main thoroushfare. down
fortune maker We value stock and fixtures from
$4,000 20 $4,000. viii exchange for cash OF live
stock or acreage. farm land or some good real es-
tate In Portland. Dezeribe your property In full
Address AL go. oresonian. Portland. oregou.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22
Uyoks.

They were drinking soda In the Gen
tlewoman's Club.
II wish." said the fat one with gray
hair. that you could break my daugh'
ter Nell OF bridge"
The young one In pink smiled faint
ly. IL did break her last night" she
gaid.-Brooklyn Citizen.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22
DYSPEPSIA

"Hsvipg taken yosf Wondesful Cascs-
Sts' foe three months AID being entirely
nred q stomach estaryh and dyspepsis,
I think . word of praise = due 70
cascassls' foe their vondssful conpoai-
iou- ] have taken numerous otheS 90
Aid remedies but without avail. ard !
Ind thst cascarets relieve more n . day
han III ths o<hss I have taken would =
ysas." yamss 4ccuns.
Pi~nsant Pslatsble. Potent Tasts Coed.
Do Good. Never Sicksn. Weaken o. GrpA
loc. nc, t0c. Never sold n bulk ns gen
ukas tablet stamped G G @. GoasaAtss1 .
Gnss - voos nonGg baak
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22

Traveller Tin Drearyhurst)-I think
have heard that the people OF your
town are about TO have its name
changed to something else.
Uncle Welby Gosh-Thsr ain't no
foundation fur that story. mister.
You've got us mixed up with Oshkosh.
l-Chicago Tribune.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22
Unose Alien.

-ons Of these days." predicted Uncle
Allen Sparks. some ambitious Eskimo
viii make his way. with great hard
uhips. down TO the equator. and whsn
be goes back homo and tells Of his suf-
fsrinGs and the wonderful sights he
saw he'll BE- hooted at ~ the biggsst
liar In the arctic circls."-chicage
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22
III aexses nisnity.

Il see you're staying at . strictly
nrst.class hotel. anyhow. How do yyu
find the accommodations
"Accommodationsi There aren't any.
Everything I get 10 q concession"
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22

what makes you spend 20 much
monsy on that lawsuitr
''It's . matter Of tastA Some people
liks 70 attend lsctursA prefer "a
pay more and hear lawyer discourse
on aaairs In which ! am psrsonally
interested. sd."-WAshington Star.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22
Ws.tsA the Psess

''You look sweet enough 70 kiss" |"
says the impressed man.
80 many gentlemen tell me thai" !"
soyly answers the fair girl.
"Ahl That should make you happy"
But they merely say that" she ~
,lissl They merely tell me the facts
N the case and never prove their
itatamenta."
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22
KASPARIllA

This sterling household remedy has
long been recognized as the best and
,afest Blood Purifier, the most successful
prescription .or spring humors and such
disorders Of the blood as boils, pimples.
pustules, blotches, sores and cutaneous
sruptions. Kasparilla IL admitted to be
he best remedy for that lack Of energy
and the peculiar debility so prevalent
turing the close OF winter and the ope nine
II spring. For arrangements of the di
yestive organs II 10 q natural corrective.
operating directly upon the liver and ALI
nentary canal, gently but persistently
stimulating Q healthy activity. Its
beneficial influence extends, however, &c
:very portion Of the system, aiding In the
processes Of digestion aud assimilation OF
'ood, promoting Q wholesome, natural
appetite, correcting sour stomach, bad
oreath, Irregularities Of the bowels, con-
,tipation and the long list Of troubles
directly traceable TO those unwholesome
conditions. Kasparilla dispels drowsi-
uess, headache, backache and despond-
ency due to Inactivity Of the liver
kidneys and digestive tract. 1t 10 .
strengthening tonic OF the highest valus-
the Best SPRING MEDICINE
Hoyr cHRMIcAL Co. Portland, Oregon
pNU No lilo
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22

He-Hurrah. Anothsr eAtn. ~
you our boys are pulling.
shs-Arsnt they. They'll have the
lsg on that little fellow In the rsd jsr
ssy In another minutA
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22
srL1NTERs.


All to the good-sermons.
Fortune hunters are always lookina
for big game.
A man may be self-possesssd and
yet owned by his creditors.
II 10 better to give than to rsceivs
until the other party starts to grab.
Bowsrs-Jones seems to have hard
time making both ends meet Powers
Yes, his financial end is short
You have got 10 have the coin II
you want to catch the crowd
Boycs--You never see Smith cut
ting q very wide swath. Joycs--You
can't do Il very well when yoa Are In
the straight and narrow path.
Some people are like the parrot
which can say only . few words and
talks all the time
First Diner-Ars you looking for
pearls In that oyster stswf Second
Dinsr--No. I am hunting for oystsrs
vsetesy had nss~sh.
In Q corridor Of one Of the Univss-
isty Of TEXAS buildings there b .
large replica Of The Winged vio-
tory" A waggishly inclined student
observed the headlsss. armlsss. foot
lees statue. and wrote underneath;
God pity Dsfsatl" - Lppineotrs
Masasins.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22
TAs New College Gene.

When other arms and other legs
The game OF football play;
And fair oo-sds and wispy segs
ComminGis In the fray.
There may perchancs In bleachers rts<
The voice OF some old frat
70 say with sorrow and surprise
And 30. it's come 70 thati-
-ChicaGo Tribune
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22

Reporter-Professor. what Language
do you suppose the people nearest the
north pole speskf
The Professor-What . question:
Polish, OF COARSE
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22

There = . big sals on st . mann
moth department store"
II suppose all the women in town
are thsrsf"
mo: q few are out in the ceme
tsry."-Birmingham Age Herald.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22

rae ComnsssIsS SDi,Ia.

oabrisl-what Il that spirit dickss'
Ing aboutf
St Pstsr-Hs claims the book and
magazine rights 10 his discovssy q
the plaeo.-Nsw York ouy
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22

ti.2s Der Word Inserts Classified ads In % lead.
Ing pspsrs In u. 8. Send for lat. The Dsks Ad.
vertiains Agency. AZ \. Main ST., Los Angeles
or II Geary b., Ban Francisco. Cal.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22

relieves tired or overworked eyes,
stops eye aches, congested. infiamed
Or sore eyes. An druggists or Howard
Bros. Buffalo, N. Y.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22

Nothsrs win md Mrs. winsiowss Soothing
Syrup the bsst remedy 20 use fos their ehidfet
Turing the testhing period.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22
Thlrst fog Knoy,ledrs.

Father" said the small boy with the
thoughtful. intellectual face, how do
you dinerentiste between an ambassa-
dor and q ministerf"
"Dinerentiatei" gasped the father,
struck all Of heap, but recovering
himself. we pay the ambassador about
$500 more salary. my son. that We do
the minister"
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22

what Might Have Deen.
"That man Blifnn lacks courage an,
energy"
"Yes. confound him!"
"why do you say thatf"
Because no was courtIng my wifi
long before I met her. II he had has
= little more courage and energy
But what's the use Of talking about 1
nowr'
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22

A Dad Sort.
Il wonder why the De Ritches al.
lowed their daughter to marry tnat
broken-down foreign count"
"You know. they are Just crazy after
bargains. and the count was slightly
damaged and very much reduced."-
Baltimore American.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-22
Letters from Prominent Physicians
addressed to ChaS. II. Fletcher.

Chicago i " have prescribed
practice and find sataoy
william Belmont Of Cleveland Ohio You Castora stands
thirty Of practice never 1--we
anything filled the place."
Taft Of Brooklyn N T. Il have used your castora and
household and private practice for
many years. The formula I excellent"
Dr. r. Hamn, Of Detroit Mich. II prescribe Caoa
extensively found anything to equal for hdcns
limitations the ned but
that patients get F1etchers."
Omaha Neb "As tho father OF thirteen
something medicine and aside
family experience have practice found Cas-
popular and efficient remedy In almost home"
Philadelphia The that Cas-
thousands Of homes blessed by the
endorse
Of tho medical profession but most heartily endorse and
believe excellent remedy"
physicians generally do not
other physicians has taught mako
prescribe Caora practice because have found
physt
family. viii hcartiest
mend o
The San Francisco call., 1910-08-14
The Bourgeois"
By II de We're Stscpool

BY II de We're Stacpooie. Published BY Bren-
tsno's, New York.
To the literature Of vagabondia (for
there have been so many contributions
during the last few years that il may
now be considered TO have a literature
Of its OWN must be added the latest
volume from the pen of IL. de We're
StacpoOle, The Bourgeois" This de-
lightful tale tells Of the adventures
OF a young American. Peter Alabaster,
who Went 10 Paris for a finishing
course In medicine. His father, hard
hearted businessman, gave his son
years allowance and much good ad-
vice, and then sent the lamb into the
Jaws Of the very monsters he had
warned him so carefully against
Peter calls upon the two men his
father had recommended (his fathers
acquaintance with them had been a
street corner affair.". and is surprised
20 find n. Charles FrissOn and II. Jean
Csrabin living together in the shah
biest quarters he has ever seen. The
picture Of these two hlls the book.
Both are va vagabonds. Fpfsson has once
begun the study of medicine. but form
ing an acquaintance with Carabin. a
man much older than himself. is easily
persuaded that his forte is literature
the writing Of plays-and so he drops
everything for that Carabin is
Ndlifil liofoasulS oisnoAoEdpies us
reputable. lazy and selfish. In order
10 eat. Frisson must do some hack
writing. but Carabin does nothing. He
is clever enough. however. 70 always
keep the wool well pulled over the
eyes OF Prison, 50 their friendship
progresses smoothly.
Petc- steps into this life. likes some
of it, dislikes some Of il, but is never
really one OF them, for he al heart is
e phiistine and a very respectable
one. zoo. TO detail any Of the advan
torres Of this amazing circle Of vaga-
bonds ia 10 spoil ones pleasure in the
reading. II is a book which can not
Dee Ieu out of the list for summer
reading II is a real discovery.
The San Francisco call., 1910-08-14
From Kitchen to Garret"
By Virginia Terhune Wander Water.
hV the Sfurcia A Walfnn com,

By Virginia Terhuue Wander Water. Published
by the Sturgis & Walton company, New
York. Price 20 cents.
Some time ago our strenuous former
president appointed country life com
mission TO find out what farmers and
others interested in the rural life In
all parts OF the country needed. The
results of that investigation were over
125,0OO answers to circulars sent out by
the commission, all of which were
placed in the hands of Ernest Inger-
soil In this manner he learned OF the
wants Of the rural country and The
Young Farmers Practical Library" is
the results. The books comprising this
library are each written by specialist
and edited by Mr.. IngersOll and are as
complete as they can possibly be.
The first in the series is From
Kitchen to GarTet." written by Virginia
Terhune Wander Water, a daughter OF
that greatest of all house keepers,
Marion Harland, thereby naturally
tnheriting her knowledge and ability
in domestic science This book Is d
common sense volume intended to sim
plify and make less labOrious the
household duties of wife and daughter.
The book does not deal in glittering
generalties. but with the everyday
care of the ordinary home. II Is sim
ply written and one has the feeling OF
talking with the author as she walks
from room TO room showing US how"
Beginning with the cellar, we pro-
gress, naturally. through the kitchen,
dining room, living room. bedroom,
bath. garnet and closets A special
chapter is devoted to servants. another
to house cleaning and the last to econ
omy.
The book will be found of value and
interest to the city dwejler as well as
to the young farmer" The remaining
books in the series will follow rapidly