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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-12-22

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phonograph. Now come on and meet the
King of Denmark"
After accepting a golden alarm CLOCK
from the Danish Order Of Elks. speak
ing briefly on Halleys Comet before the
topenhagenf1aa Chotek, arbitratins g.
taxicab strike, translating a Danish
novel, shaking hands with q policeman
and talking 3 hours before the Geography
Dent. University Of Copenhagen, Hon.
Roosevelt put on his Tuxedo clothes and
walked miles to Royal Palace where a
simple dinner of 81 courses was lying
in wait for him
Me & Nogi was enabled to get into
that Janus dinner by hiding in buck
ct of champagne. Ex-King Theodore of
America set next by King Fred of en-
mark who listened with reckless ex-
preston like he was willing to believe
ANYTHING. Food was served in Scanda-
navian language. Eating enjoyed by all.
Toasted drinks OF finally Hon. King of
Denmark aroused upwards & say:
"Denmarks and Easy Marks. it has
been several months since we have en-
tertained such an able Explorer in our
midst" (Cheers and other sounds) I'VE
have often heard Of America. It's rail-
roads, its telegraphs and its Imagination
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body wish to require some questions Tor
reply. I shall be dee-lighted TO do 50.
WAS you ever eaten by lion! re-
auire Hon. Queen OF Denmark with salad
expression.
"Only partly, Madam" snuggest Hon-
r. THE lion got as far as my boots
when he suddenly died of disappoint-
ment"
What is the most loving and intel1-
gent animal Of your Jungle acaua1nt-
ance?" ask out Mai. Gen. Fingerfessen.
"The tsztse fly" report Hon Roose-
vent without a ouavver- This little
animal is as dangerous as he sounds
His sting IS full of ptornafne poisoning.
But he has sweet disposition and loves
those who love him. With the permits
sion of the King of Denmark 1 VII tell
vo1, a very unnatural story"
Permission was gave with mods
"One day In the neighborhood Of JAM
beezi creek seen a tsztse fly fall INTO
pan of milk and buzz loudly for help
With the end of my stab-knife [ f1shed
him out. thusly saving him from dan
eerous death. He decided to reward me
with kindness. He never left me, night
and day. Thus1y I called him My Pol
icv. because Of his faithful disposition.
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is the longest in the world, We nave
ii, our centre tonight a distinguished
Person who needs no introduction. There
fore. 7 will give him one. Fellow Danes,
this Is Hon. r. Roosevelt, who VIII
anluse us with fanciful accounts OF
Africa and its inhabitants
After he was garnished around the
neck with a wreath the Great Gunner
uprose uply.
when I arrive to Denmark" he-say,
II feel like I was home; because |. too,
have Danish blood in my veins My
grandfather's great aunt was god
mother to a Swede. It gives me patrl-
otto thrills in my thumbs and elbows TO
be standing in country which has sent
to America such able artists as Hon.
Hans Christian Anderson and Hon. Bat
Nelson. Vhet would the L. s. be to-
day # not for the help of the Danes?
Answer is, Nothing, Who discovered
America? Hon. Lars Eriksen. Who
runs the L. s. Senate? Hon. Knute
Nelson. Was not Hamlet a Dane. and
did not Hamlet make Shakespeare?
Therefore Shakespeare was also fled
among the ranks of Dennark's favorite
sons" (Cheers) This completes my
lecture" say Hon. Roosevelt. IF any
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man." and usually prefers the society OF
his own sex On his travels-and he makes
frequent trips between Washington and
New York and Rhode IsIand-he is in
variahly provided with a book. which he
devours, entirely oblivious to his surround
ngs. and five hours Journey Is often suf-
ficient to enable him TO read from cover TO
cover.
Like all men who have achieved great
ness. Mr.. Aldrich has the power of intense
concentration. The light literature he
selected for his summers reading just al
ter the National Monetary Commission was
created included extended volumes OF de-
bate In the French parliament and the
German Reichstag on currency and fiscal
systems. which he read in the original.
In his relations with his colleagues Mr.
Aldrich has always forborne saying the
bright thing at the expense of their feel
ings. His rule OF conduct seems to be based
on the adage that moro flies are caught
with molasses than with vinegar. and the
opportunity to appear bright has never
tempted him to deviate from that rule. Yet
there is hardly a man in public life so
Indifferent to the opinion of others, and
especially of the public at large Strong
In his own convictions and with supreme
confidence in his own Judgment. he surveys
any condemnation visited upon him with a
scrt OF benign pity. confident always that
were his critics as we'll advised as he they
would adopt his course under like cir
cumstances
One OF the most notable habits OF Mr.
Aldrich Is his refusal 10 read the news
papers. which he carries almost 20 a sy's-
tenn He argues, and apparently with rea-
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cigar, stuck II In the corner of his mouth.
tilted 1t up at on acute angle and after
blowing out a cloud OF smoke he eX-
claimed: You can take 1t from me that
the Governor IS all there. / tell YOU, boys,
he Is one fine chap. Baptist Charley?
Baptist Charley hell! He is all to the
good. When I left him I slapped him on
the back and says to him You are a fine
fellow If you a Republican
Governor Hughes is real comrade Of
his children as well as being their father.
He gets a lot of fun out OF teasing them.
too, and when his oldest tied in
the vote for class president Mr.. Hughes
made life miserable for a time with in
quries about the politician" Another Of
his characteristics is his love for dogs.
He insists upon having his particular pet
in the dining room at every meal and de-
rives amusement out or carrying on long
conversations with him.
Mr.. Hughes pleads guilty to fondness
for detective stories. He finds relaxation
and recreation at times I'm reading thrill
ers" Cooper is one of his favorite authors.
and when he goes up to his camp in the
AdirOndacks in the summer for the short
vacation which he allows himself one or
two of the books in the Pathfinder series
are almost sure to be found in his suitcase.
Governor Hughes is a worker and in his
capacity for work he resembles Lord
Kitchener. There is no palmer index to
his character. perhaps, than the following
extract from one OF his speeches: There
is a pleasure In achievement: there is an
Inspiration IN work. and work well done
makes man contented with his lot be-
heve in hard work and IN long hours OF
work
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Japanese Reporter
Scoops All Ri3oLs

Prof with voice What do you claim
to have digcoVered?"
Africa" collapse him.
I'VE should Ike TO believe e." depose
70 Profs together like chorus girls.
Il have plentiful proofs" dib Hon.
Roosevelt, showing anger with eye
glasses.
That's what they all say" depose 10
Profs together like chorus girls.
What proofs you got?" require chief
Prof with curly chin.
Il got plenty-I have wrote a book
telling about it, combust that great
lion chaser
They all write books decompose 10
Profs together.
You claim to be a great shooter"
say chief Prof waving his eyes sadly.
What animals do you claim to have
exter1ninated?"
How can / tell you ell. when I have
only l. hours in Copenhagen say Hon
Ted. I'm past few months I have killed
more meat than G. Ogden Armour. The
tale OF my slaughters begins with ants
and antelopes. goes straight down the
alphabet and ends with zebras, zaks and
zangaloo birds For full list see Bar
mum & Bailey's Spring Catalogue
did sou ever kill nnusk-oZ with
bow & arrow?" require chief Prof ner
vusly.
II have no acquaintance with that
pungent species of cattle insert Hon.
T
You are beginning to seem less de-
ceitful." commute Hon. Prof. Are you
related TO Brooklyn in any way?'
ct was once there visiting an aunt"
relate Hon. Ted nervusly. But she has
moved away"
You have on honest face" explode
"a Profs together like college boys.
We will hold YOUR case in suspen
sion" dib chief Prof snublv. You cay
YOU are what you are end we suppose
you are You have no proof but your
face. II is a good face. but how do we
know you are not Hon. Chas. ". Fair
banks in disguise? Therefore ne invite
You to see Copenhagen. under arrest.
But We warn you. Denmark is peeved
about Distinguished Visitors. The more
distinguished the Visitor the greater the
peev. BE cautious in your statements
about zoology. Think twice before you
speak, and then refuse to speak. Say
nothing you would not say into a
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Supreme Court About 10 Get
II Justice Sg)bo Loues Work

thought him bully fellow and that he
was a good mixer" As TO his career in
the classroom, the list of his academic
honors reads like that of the good prince
in Tha ckeray's THE Rose and the Ring"
To get means to study law Mr.. Hughes
taught In the Delaware Academy, at Delhi,
n. Y, after leaving college. Besides his
work as teacher he used to read law four
or five hours everv day, and consequently
had no time for anything but work His
pupils thought the serious young teacher
a good subject for practical pranks. and
one day when he was not looking one of
them slipped up behind him and pinned on
his coattails a slip of paper with the time
honored, schoolboy Kick me- written
on il.
All unsuspecting. the teacher went
through the rest OF the day with this paper
stuck on his coat, If noticing, not suspect
ing the cause of, the suppressed Chuckles
of the school. 1t was not until he got to
his quarters In the afternoon that some
one called his attention to IT.
On another occasion, according to a
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story, Dir. Hughes had been standing be-
fore blackboard Calculating some problem
in geometry. When he had finished he sat
down without looking at his chair 1t is
related that he got up much quicker than
ne sat down, for in that chair was bent
pin with the point standing uppermost
The young teacher merely smiled and sat
down again. But after these two expe-
riences his pupils found that he was not
to be caught mapping.
The Governor derives much pleasure from
good cigar or his favorite pipe he has
smoked for years. and smokes good deal
For the last six or eight years Mr.. Hughes
has had little time to devote to recreation
of any kind. but his favorite anlusements
are golf and mountain climbing. Before he
was elected Governor he used 10 spend n
large portion OF his summers lin Switzer
land. 1t is characteristic of him that when
he works he works hard and when he plays
he plays hard He Is the direct reverse of
a half way man.
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The Governor heard the man through, anu
after telling him he would have his COM
plant looked into, sent him away. Then
he called in the custodian Of the door and
asked him why he had let the ex-convict
interrupt him.
why, I thought he was an Assembly
man." the crestfallen guardian of the porta;
said.
This was too much for the Governor, and
he simply roared. Then and later he got
a lot of amusement out of the episode.
Any newspaper man who was at Albany
during the first year that Mr.. Hughes was
Governor. will not soon forget the day tha:
"Al" Smith paid his first official visit II
the states chief executive AL be. *
known. is thoroughgoing Tammany AS
semblyman, and, to start with. had no more
love for the Governor than the law al
lowed, and was inclined to think that "Bap-
fist Charley was his right name. But AS
semblymen and state Senators are supposed
to call on the Governor, and down Mr..
Smith went one day to meet the dragon"
There was a group Of newspaper men
waiting In the lobby to hear his account
Of the visit.
well, how did it go. Al'?" asked one of
them.
The Assemblyman lighted a big black
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Copenhagen- by-the-Fole. May p, when
Hon, Roosevelt arrives there.
To Editor Tribune, who must under
stand Swedish 10 digest this intelli-
rence-
Dear Mr. Sir
Not since the days OF Horsa has Seam
ssnavia seen such delicious Rough RID
fsfz as IS now being shot off Hon
Roosevelt has arrived to Copenhagen
with intention of finishing Denmark,
Sweden & Norway in : days. Hon. Nap
Benvparte never could do it so quick
which shows that Elba is still turning
out some bright graduates.
son the train all-way from Hamburg,
before arrival in Copenhagen. Hon.
Roosevelt had ben studying History Of
Danish Literature, Early Conquests OF
the Danes. Painless Dictionary of the
ecsndanavian Languages and Life and
Voyages Of Or. Cook. During dull mo-
+1ents he had wrote an essay for the
lockout entitled "Is the Danish Tariff
Worse Than Ours?" Also he took sew
eral lessons in Swedish Massage, so he
n.ould be prepared for anything.
-eAT Denmark cheered IN its native
language when the Royal Train rushed
IN with Royal Engine. When Hon.
Roosevelt stepped forthlv with smiles
six soldiers tainted off their horses. such
was their emotions. Two Suffragettes
was arrested for trying TO 1asso the Dis
singuished Visitor with a wreath Of
roses. This act has been Illegal since
last September
Sudden silence 81 Denmark.
"a Professors from University Of Co
psnllagen step forwards. They shake
hands with AIissourien expression Pc
ca,lisr to persons who has been stung
~ vasps-
e Before entertaining YOU" say one
Professor with old Doc Parkhurst chin
grass, 1--WE require the ceremony Of an
s7ering e few replies
''Dee-lighted as usual" corrode those
well-k known teeth.
who DO you claim 70 be. Il anybody?'
require Hon Prof.
Theodore Roosevelt Of L. s. Amer
tca' he explode.
What is your business. IF any," This
from Prof
Explorer. piscoverer and General
Traveller"
CSlight grones by AID
You admit everything" say Hor
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CAPITAL WiHLone Remen-
Der Them Al fer Their
Coming Retirement.

The recent announcement that Nelson w
Aldrich, of Rhode Island. and Eugene
Hale OF Maine. had decided that they
would never again represent their respec-
tive states in the federal Senate after the
expiration Of their present terms has served
to focus public attention not alone upon
their public careers but upon their personal
characteristics.
One of the surprises TO those who meet
the Senator from Rhode Island socially is
the entire freedom from shop" Of his
conversation. He is a great reader of nov
els, is always posted on the latest book and
talks interestingly on literature, yachting
and travel Women who know Mr.. Aldrich
describe him as a most fascinating COM
panion, although he is far from ladies
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-05-01
A MANY CoRNERED JEST.

Governor Hughes has a strong sense of
humor and tells and appreciates hearing a
good Joke. One day when he was hard at
work In the executive chamber in the Cap
itoI at Albany an unkempt looking man
strolled in casually and nonchaiantly took
a seat beside him. The Governor looked
up.
You the Governor" the man asked.
IT am"
"well. I have Just come from, the peni-
tertiary. and want 10 tell you that the
way they treat US Up there is ronethirs
shameful" etc
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Stockholm. near Sweden. May o--A1
dav Hon. Roosevelt. wearing a pair
OF suede gloves. has been shaking hands
with Sweden. In addressing the mem
hers Of the state Legislature he praised
the POETRY work Of Oleson and pointed
with prideful expression 70 the punch
qualities Of Hon. J. Johnson. who Is 2
Svede in name, n not in color. He said
that Hon Gus Ado1phus could have
saved America az we'll as Hon Geo.
washington. ard done II much cheaper.
All Sweden got SO noisy b. this that II
sounded Ike Minnesota on election
night.
AS look on your blond. upturnsd
rrofIes this morning" he say, "n1y heart
heats wild with Swedish movement
And IL is natural that II must. because
T too. have Swedish blood in ny
veins
Ne &, Nogt elcPe away IN direction OF
PerIfn hopinz v-A will have reserved
seats at the Great Kiss Ceremony which
is sure 20 happen
With love TO your printer
Yours truly
HAsHIMURA to-.
rcopvrfzht. 1910. By the Associated literary
Press
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Cables the .Nes0S
Before II Happens

lighted TO fnd it ia. Your country vas
discovered some years ago by Chas.
Frohrnan. Ibssn was the result. n ~
did not have his plays America would
not know how 20 be morbid. Thanks for
the 1oant When / come to Norway
feel ike 7 was returning home Because
T. too, have Norwegian blood in my
"gAkes OF IiviHgt" revoke Nog1 with
stas-whisper "Vho would suspect out
great President with 50 much tnaHligra-
ton in his family"
This p. m. he made lecture-salk 20
Hon. Nobel Peace Commission, telling
them how 70 keep the Peace without
appearfng TO do so. No admtttance for
me & Nogf. The crowd inside made
such thickness Of jam that 1000 Peace
Commissioners could not get IN. so they
STAYED outside and held q riot OF their
own. Many bones and some faces was
broken by this. Several persons enjoy
ing Bruises vas took away IN TALL
wagon. and all went home convinced
that International Disarmament was
next on the program Affair great
success. -
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EXPERT AT WHIST AND CHESS.

Young Hughes was made class orator and
class prophet. At that time there were
practically nc college athletics, so he had
athlete he might have been. But he was
particularly fond of whist and chess, at
both Of which games his classmates say
he was remarkably expert
Mr.. Hughes's class at Brown went down
IN the history OF the university as one
of the '1iyeliest" that the college had ever
known. and they say that he did his part
N make II So He was full Of fun, and
got mixed up in more than one amusing
escapade.
One Of his classmates, I'm speaking or
those davs. said: 'Huggis' was the
best story teller IN college. He was
born impromptu speaker. and he never
seemed 10 run out OF good stories. To have
him along On a camping expedition was as
good as a circus. In the evening he would
sit by the campfire and tell story after
story, while his audience roared with
laughter. We considered him a great hui
rnorist. but while he was a splendid satir-
ist his Jokes on the other fellows we're
always good natured. they never left
sting. We elected him class president as
q matter of course.
Such is what one OF his classmates says
Of him 1t would be interesting TO go at
greater length into his life at Brown and
ouote more extensively from what his class
mates say Of him at that time, but enough
has already teen said 10 show that they
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soma dav was out killing scnool OIL
.,.~h,rto uho WAS fnfestins the woods
~sI...r, IN there. I was using a SIX
a,,.,d cannon. assisted by two or three
.,,+flnV guns, which my Zulu touS"
riders carried IN the rear me snooIi"9
uas slightly mild that morning h"N
or1,y ,s,11ed thirteen medium sized ones
and vas packing up 10 go nome 40
.,,s,Ad vheu. of suddenly. I seen 1u-
ton tusker OF Lusitania size eoii,ii7
.o,,,srd me with a crocodile fastened 10
t,i- tail Crocodiles. permit me 70 eN-
,,oin ara very fond of elephants tai''
and when engaged in eating SUCH idi0
hits the elephant becomes so ehrdSu
With main and modification that ne -
an. TO fnture any hunter, however oi'
t;n1,,ished his political career. 30 Hun
F1enhant came boiling on with eieVa'eu
trunk T shot him a Glib bullet 10 l0i1
o~,obsu He merely sneezed ana con-
tinued to come forward
.1 reached for a gatling gun. but my
z,,1n holm was already on top or a pau"
-. 90 az To see better. My time had
IVA thought Of Sycamore HILL OF
eanstor AIdrich and other sad suo1eCl7-
Hon Elephant was now seven yaroS us
.,,+ uben-OUCH! My dear1e frleiiu'
.ba. little tsztse fly. came ouzzilhs ~
and stang that elephant such , SUNS
-, rose that he reared up on MS hiilu
1ars and I was enabled TO stab MN 10
deatb in the heart with ootcne'
tnifs. So that intelligent tsztse ny
a1iqhtea affectionately on my nscA
s+ung ma twice as a souvenir ana o'S-
annear red forever in the jungle.
.cUhat record have YOU Of tnis event
reo,ired a Copenhagen scientist WIT
careful voice
INV record" say Hon Ted, rs en-
,1osad in a pickle bottle. fastened ~
mink string to q. palm tree 4o nlil77
northeast Of Mornbasa."
So that meeting broke up with ~
conenhseen Profs wondering II they
b.d better GO for them records them
calves. or if sending messenger boy
would be just as good
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by the time he was ten he knew more
Greek and Latin than many a college
graduate does now. His mother taught
him French, German and mathematics,
while his father instructed him in the
classics.
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christfana. City Of Norway. May 3
10, Roosevelt arrive yesterday 70
po,-aI Palace. Christiana. Hand-snakes
with King Haakon.
"on Long Island" say Hon. T.. we
hear so little about Norway. I often
wonder If it is still there. l am Gee