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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-12-11


| The incident occurred when he was rectO
of a famous old church in an Eastern city.
| There came to him one evening the only
daughter of the proprietor of one of the big
drygoods houses of the city, to be married tC
a clerk in her fathers establishment. Rec
tor Davies made inquiries, ascertained that
the wedding did not have the approval of the
parents of the young woman, and declined tC
unite them in wedlock.
It's just this way" said the young man.
"Ethel's father has noticed that have been
greatly preoccupied lately, and this morning
he asked what was the matter with me,
and | told him that | was desperately in
love and could not be married.
But you have good enough salary, he
said, and you ought to be married if you are
so much in love
'Impossiblel' | told him. The Young
lady is the daughter of a millionaire
What OF it.? said Ethel's father. Prob
ably he was not always millionaire. | was
born OF poor parents
THAT may be true, sir, replied; but 1
am sure | cannot marry the young lady, be-
cause l am too poor
"'Nonsense!' he said You are an hon.
est young man, and a fit match for any
young lady. Why don t you elope with herr
Would you do that?' l inquired.
81 certainly would do it, if l were you,
he said
'Inasmuch as the young lady was the
proprietors daughter, married them," said
Rector Davies.
PORN in China and educated at Yale, the
editor of The Chinese World" of San
Francisco was long known as wit and
hunOr1St as well as a wise man. He dressed
as an American.
One day drummer came to him with the
expectation OF selling certain grade of pa
per. Thinking to be smart, the drummer
began his conversation by asking the impu-
dent question, What kind of a 'nese are
you-a Japanese or a Chinese?"
The editor smiled kindly and bowed with
great courtesy as he replied, First please
inform me what kind of key you area
ankee, a monkey, or just a plain donkey?"
ONE of the raw reporters visiting Frank
- Hedley, of the New York subway, asked
llm an indiscreet question.
Mr.. Hedley merely smiled, and said, IF
lour city editor was to send YOU to get a story
lbout baby of distinguished parentage. 1
NOW perfectly well what question YOU
would ask the baby's mother"
oh, you do, do you?" said the raw re-
porter. What would it be-"
You would look the cherub over criti-
ally, and then ask the mother, Isn't it a
rifle cross eyed?"
DAVID BELASCO delicate1y dissected
certain playwright one evening at a
inner given by the former to some of his
-lends of the theatrical profession This
laywright is successful and produces many
lays; but, it is admitted, owes nearly all
is best ideas to others.
One night the playwright imagined that
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-12-11
AS THEY WERE TOLD

he heard a noise in his house. "
said Mr.. Belasco. HE lighted
a lamp, went down stairs,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-12-11
7 LILLIAN RUSSELL m

renee at one Of the rehea-sals Of her o -,
company there were two men in ~ Il.
troupe named Hayden; one Of them z+ -
and the other unsteady. SAD
The staid and careful man opened . r....
one afternoon, and discovered II to be 1i -
bill from a tailor, demanding -1 ~ : .,s
Hastily resealing 1t, he rpaced Il arJ '' -sa
the other Hayden came in. took he 80. LOT
tore it open, looked It over hastiI,, 81
presence OF several Of the troupe. and - "a. .le
twirling his mustache, he said: III -4en
Silly little girl"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-12-11
GAM BERNARD

SAM BERNARD was strollipo H.
- Broadway one afternoo1. and srsr- ..5"n
watch men at work on dera-ed trolleFTT,' - ~ ~
the passengers were on one -lte Of the - 81
except one woman She was on the 60
apparently wishing to eros. but afraid. a.
Bernard came near, she a- Eed him: -
Would it give me a shock If shorId 49,.
my foot on this street car ralI1"
No, Madam answeref NIr. Bernard ..
he lifted his hat and bowed. not ,1nleSs 1c =
should put Your other foot On the troiJev
wire"
EX-GOVERNOR FRANCIS Of Alissor-
- discovered a twenty building =
New York that is only nineteen stories figF
1t is at Wall and William. BELIEVING
himself to be in the Broad Exchange. M
Francis entered the elevator and said.
Thirteen"
There amt no thirteen in this building"
said the boy.
The elevator shot upward. lI-. Francis
saw II and II; but there was no number
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-12-11
Copyright. IaI6.
by .. o.. NiederseiIn

I'm writin' a letter to Sanity.
l spect he can read it-he's smart,
L ony can write it jus scrawly.
But l love him wifi all O. nv neart.
An I'm writin' at l want a dolly
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-12-11

OF a Protestant Episcopal
~ Bishop who recently died
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-12-11

gave him little bit of advice, tb,,y. 60,
night, about midnight, put on your ,,-,;e. 10
belt, hat, revolver. take night STICK =
and go to some corner house. Lean aa ,.aad
it, and lean against it hard. AZ salnst
were really on duty You'll go to sleeny @
right" 'p' al
John DREW tells of a young man
) an actor, who married a widow b,.'-lerF
he was in many ways reformed. NJ non
offered him a cigar one day, which - rev
clined, saying: de-
My wife gave up her weeds for ma
l have given up mine for her" ~ and
SCHOOL SUPERINTENDENT Or.
- ART of Washington saws that the III
est wrong answer ever given by o aog-
child in Washington was this. 'o''od
Algebra was the wife Of Euclid a-5 4,
mother Of Geometry" '4 Tie
p ECENTLY a persistent reDo--e- Co.,
an interview with the life 1-izona- Ign
yer Patrick, and Patrick said 10 .le ,r5- .1aF
:" Tell him I'm not in" "4'de1
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-10-29
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Limit.


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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-08-12
An Ingenious Defense.

Nimble wits and a glib tongue fire.
quently save erring ''coppers'' on trial
before the deputy commissioner at
headquarters. Some of the "defenses"
put up by offenders are more ingen-
ious than convincing. Not long ago a
giant patrolman, accused of being
about n quarter of a mile off his beat,
evolved this excuse. You see, it was
like this, your honor, l was patrolling
my post when l thought 1 heard a
man up the street yelling Fire!
Fire" 1 ran in the direction of the
sound, and. would you believe me. Mr..
Commissioner, there stood a fellow out
on the sidewalk trying to wake up
friend of his on the second floor, and
he was yelling with all his might
Meyer, Meyer" well, that's a
brand new or - said the trial commits
sioner, the suspicion Of a smile cross
ing his face Complaint dismissed"
New York Tribune.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-08-12
ANOTHER OUT FOR
REPRESENTATIVE
Police Magistrate Gustafson of Mo-
line Candidate for Demo-
cratic Nomination.

1t is understood that Moline Is to
cratic nomination for representative
from the Thirty-third district. Today
word came that Frank A. Gustafson,
now serving as police magistrate, is
circulating petitions and will have
them in Springfield before the time
limit expires next week. Mr.. Gustaf-
son is the fifth to come out for the
Office, the others being Representative
HI. Wheelan and Alderman s. A. La
Vanway of this city, S. d. Hicks of Mo
line, and ]. S. Sloan Of Biggsville.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-08-12
Summers Ready RepIY.

Charles Summer when In London
gave ready reply. At a dinner given
in his honor he spoke of the ashes" of
some dead hero. Ashes, What Amer
lean English" rudely broke in an Eng
hshman. Dust you mean, Mr. Sum-
ner. We don't burn our dead in this
country" Yet" instantly replied Mr..
Sumner, with courteous smile, your
poet Gray tells US that Even in our
ashes live their wonted fires" The
American was not criticised again that
evening.-Argonaut.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-08-12
CYPSIES WORK
A NEAT CAME
Touch Reynolds Business Men
for $40 and Nearly Get
Away With It.
WORKED CLEVER SCHEME
Presented $40 Bill and After Get
ting Change Handed it Back
But Kept So Bill.

A pair of Armenian gypsy women
others OF their race, attempted to get
away with a short change game on a
couple of Reynolds merchants yester-
day, and as a result were arrested and
brought to Rock Island by Sheriff Ed
ward Kittilsen. They were given a
trial by Police Magistrate c. J. Smith
this morning, and each was fined $40
and costs on charge of disorderly
conduct. The fine and costs, amount
ing to $64.90, was paid. The complain
ants were s. s. Baker and G. A. John
son,
Wanted Change for Bill.
Mr.. Baker conducts general store
at Reynolds. Yesterday afternoon the
pair entered his store and purchased
80 cents worth of goods They handed
the clerk bill of $40 in payment. Mr..
Baker himself made the change, giving
them three SIS bills and some small
change. They refused to take that,
stating in broken English that they
wanted silver. When this request was
not complied with, they threw what
Mr.. Baker thought to be the entire
amount of change back on the desk,
and demanded their $40 bill. 1t was
given them, and they departed. Later
Mr.. Baker discovered that he was shy
a So bill. He pressed rig into service
and caught the gypsies two miles north
of town. They returned the money.
Had Worked Another.
When Mr.. Baker returned to Reynolds
he told of his experience to c. A. John
son, who conducts a restaurant there,
and it was learned that the latter had
had similar experience. They had
come into his place and bought Is
cents worth of food, handing a $40
bill for payment. They finally got
away with an extra So bill, after con-
fusing Mr. Johnson in making change.
He started after the pair in an automo-
bile. but they refused to return his
He swore out the warrant for
their arrest, with the above stated re-
suit.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-08-12
City Chat
Kerler & Co. make rugs.
Buy a home of Reidy Bros.

1rl-Clty ToWel supply company.
For bus and express, Spencer & Trefz.
Two modern 7-room houses on easy
payments. See Reidy Bros.
LaVanway buys and sells every
thing. Telephone west 247.
Let William Johnson do your tin and
furnace work. 1916 Third avenue.
Any one wanting a new Groom mod
err home cheap, see Reidy Bros.
Business block on Second avenue
can be bought right. See Reidy Bros.
H. T. Siemon wants your tin and
furnace work. 1526-152S Fourth ave-
nue.
DR.. Cora Emery Reed has moved her
Office and residence to 191S-1920 Fourth
avenue.
Bear & Foster will run twice month
excursions to the corn belt of South
and North Dakota. Come and join U.S.
Daniel c. Wright, who was injured
tn ee weeks ago in a wreck on the
Burlington, has sufficiently recovered
to be removed from st. Anthony's hos
pltal to his hme, 915 Second avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-08-12
time he accepted the position as

time he accepted the position as
treasurer of the college.
A. A. Milton,s assistant to Mr.. Elk
blad, has also rendered his resigna-
ton to accept position as instructor
In the business department of Trim
ity college Round Rock, Tex, one
of the institutions of the Augustana
synod Mr. Milton will leave Sat
urday for Round Rock to assume his
new duties. He will be succeeded by
David Beckstrom, graduate of Aug
ustana business college last spring.
No successor to Mr.. Ekblad will be
named until the board of directors
meets
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-08-12
A Glorious Part

"At last" exclaimed the low CO.
nnedian, II have part that just suits
me-
Good said the first old lady "You
are the only actor 1 ever knew who
was thoroughly satisfied with his part
What is it?''
"Oh, the part isn't much. as far as
that goes, but I'm supposed to be a
burglar. and l break into pantry and
eat real meal at every performance"
Chicago Record Herald.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-08-12
May, 110a4, HIS, 110%, 111h

May, 11O%, 1115s, 11O1s, 111B.
Corn
September, 65, 6534, 647s, 651a.
December, 50, 6294, 6134. 621a.
May, CAS-. 65, 637s, CAS-.
Oats.
September, 3715. 371a. 967s, 87H.
December. 80. 3914, 3S$4, SO.
May, AIS. AZ, Az, 41&.
Pork.
September. 2137, 21.65, 21.3O. PLAT.
January, 1850, 1857, 1S.45, 1852.
Lard.
September, 11.67, 11.80, 11.65, 11.77.
October, 11.6O, 11.70, 11.6O, 11.65.
January, 1000, 1865, 1857, 1850.
Ribs.
September, 11.55. 11.70, 11.55, 11.65.
October, 11.O7, 11.22, 11.07. 1L17.
January, 9.62, go, $50, 9.65.
Receipts today-Wheat aga, corn 81.
oats SAB, hogs $4,000, cattle 1000,
sheep 10000.
Estimated receipts Saturday = Hogs
9 600.
Hog market opened strong. Hogs
left over 3.4OO. Light 8.400S.95, mixed
and butchers 7.SO@S.S5, good heavy
7.5O@S.40, rough heavy 7.50@7.75.
Cattle market opened steady.
Sheep market opened weak.
Hogs at Omaha 5000. cattle 500.
Hogs at Kansas City $500, cattle 3
600.
Hog market closed 10c to 15c higher
Bulk sales 795@S.3O. light S.50@9.00,
good heavy 7.65@S.55, mixed and butch
ers 7.90@S.90, rough heavy 7.65@7S5.
Cattle market closed strong.
Sheep market closed weak.
Liverpool opening cables-Wheat l
d. to i 1s higher, corn 81 higher.
Liverpool closing-Wheat IS to q
higher, corn Is higher.
Northwestern receipts-Minneapo
today 81, last week 145, last year %;
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-08-12
How She Caught Them

"How did you happen to set four
times as many letters as l did:" said
one washerwoman who had advertised
for work by the day to another who
had advertised for the same thing.
Wound up my advertisement by
saying / was on diet" said the lucky
one. That 'on a diet notice goes
right to the heart of stingy souls who
are trying to cut down expenses They
hate to figure on a washerwoman's
meals and jump at the chance of get
ting one who doesn't eat.-New York
Eun
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-08-12
Connecticut Cities Increase.

Washington, Aug. II. - Hartford,
Conn, has a population of 9S,915, &C
cording to figures announced by the
census bureau. This is an increase of
1905, or 23.9 per cent over 1900. The
population of Bridgeport, Conn, was
announced at 102,O54, an increase of
81 OBS, or 43.7 per cent, over 1900.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-08-12
REV. 7. EKBLAD
LEAVES COLLEGE
Has Been Treasurer of Angus
tana for Six Years During
jubilee Campaign.
WILL RETURN TO MINISTRY.
Has Accepted Call to Passionate of
Swedish Lutheran Church at
Superior, Wis.

The Rev. Theodore Ekblad, for six
years treasurer of Augustana college,
has resigned his position to accept
the pastorate of the Swedish Luther
an church at Superior, Wis. Mr. Elk
blad's action in leaving the local in
stitution is not entirely surprise, as
it has been known for some time that
several churches within the Angus
tana synod have been making siren
uous efforts to secure him as pastor.
In addition to the call from Superior,
he has been asked to accept the pas
torate of Grace Lutheran church in
South Chicago and several Pennsyl-
vania churches.
AS manager of the finances of Aug
ustana college, Rev. Mr.. Ekblad has
made a splendid record, cooperating
with DR.. Andreen in the jubilee en-
dowment fund campaign, in which
more than a quarter of a million dol
lars was raised for the college. In
recognition of this work, as well as
his able management of the schools
funds, the board of directors recent
ly extended a permanent call to Mr..
Ekblad to remain as treasurer for
the institution.
Heeds Another Call.
Having completed the endowment
fund work however, Mr.. Ekblad be-
lieves that his right sphere of activ-
ity is in the ministry and has decid-
ed not to accept the proffer of the
board. He has already rendered his
resignation, but it will not be acted
upon until the next directorate meet
ing is held. His decision is final,
however, as he has already accepted
the call from the Superior church.
Mr.. Ekblad is a graduate of both
Augustana college and seminary, af-
terward studying in Germany. He
was pastor at Dubois, Pa, at the
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-08-12
Legislative Voters League Committee.

Legislative Voters League Committee.
The members of the advisory council
of the Legislative Voters league for
the Thirty-third district are: George
H Owen, East Moline, chairman. E.
H Putnam, Moline; Rev. c. A. Lincoln,
Moline; ]. H. Kilgore, Biggsville; L.
o. Jahns. Moline; H. H. Cleaveland,
Rock Island; ]. F. Martelh, Oquawka;
]. Y. Whiteman, Biggsville; F. E. Sud
low, East Moline.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-08-12
FOR CONGRESS IN THE 18TH
A. f. Bergland of Galva Will Be
Democratic Candidate.

Galesburg, ILL.,, Aug. 12.-According
to an agreement reached here yester-
day, Judge A. E. Bergland of Galva
will be the democratic candidate for
congress in the Fifteenth district.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-08-12
DRYS HAVE CANDIDATES
One Out for State Senate and Two
for License in This District.

Springfield, Ill, Aug. 12.-(Special)
The following candidates for the pro-
hibition nomination for the legislature
in the Thirty-third district filed petit
lions with the secretary Of state to-
day: Senate-Robert G. Summers of
Rock Island House-Clyde E. Duke
of Rozetta, and John Marion Fort Of
StrOnghurst
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-08-12
LOCAL MARKET CONDITIONS.

Today's Quotations on Provisions, Live
Stock. Feed and Fuel
Aug. 12.-Following are the quota
tons on the local market today:
Live Poultry-Old hens, 12Kc
pound. springs, 40c.
Butter-Dairy, 22c to 25c; creamery.
CSC.
Fresh Eggs-171s @1sc.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-08-12
Federal Iudne Dead.

Lexington, KY, Aug. 12.-Judge Sauf-
ley, of the United States district court,
was fouond dead in the stable of his
home at Stanford, Conn.,, today.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-08-12
Potatoes-New, rs to soc.

Potatoes-New, 70 to soc.
Lard-15c.
Grain-Corn. CSC to zoe; oats, sec to
CSC.
Forage - Timothy hay. $14 to SIS;
wild hay. $40; straw, $3.50.
Wood-S4.50 per load.
Coal-Lump, per bushel, 15c; slack.
&c.
Sales on Market square in last 2f
hours up to noon today:
Oats-Seven loads at &c TO Csc.
Corn-Seven loads at CSC to zoe.
Timothy hay-Three loads at $14 TO
SIS.
Wild hay-One load at SO.
When the digestion is all right. the
action of the bowels regular, there
is a natural craving and relish for
food. When this is lacking you may
know that you need a dose of Cham
berlain's Stomach and LiverTabIets.
They strengthen the digestive organs.
improve the appetite and regulate the
bowels. Sold by all druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-08-12
Today in the Markets

Chicago, Aug. 12-Following are the
quotations on the markets today:
Wheat
September, 1925, 103ss, 1925, 1925
December, 1861, 1O67s, 1865, 1864
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-08-12
Duluth, today 5s, last week rs, last
year IA.
New York Stocks.

New York, Aug. 12.-Following are
the quotations on the market Today:
Gas $50. ...-.- $1,000 ..-...IVo
Union PACING ..... ..--....-- IDS
u. S. Steel preferred ...........116
L. S. Steel common ...... 70B
Rock Island preferred .......- 62H
Rock Island common ........... 3O1R
Northwestern $500 lab
Southern Pacific $50. .......11FI5
New York Central ...........114
Missouri Pacific .............. 50
Northern Pacific -. .11612
Louisville & Nashville .141h
Smelters $50. .-... 49,. 651s
Colorado Fuel & Iron .......... 1914
Canadian Pacific ..... 1873
Illinois Central .....- .-......-. l3OH
Pennsylvania 49,. $3.50. -. 1895
Erie ~ $3.50. .... ....... 26H
Lead ...... ......-..-... 81
c. & o. .-.... -.......-.. "a
Brooklyn Rapid Transit ......... 76%
Baltimore & Ohio 49,. ........1OSB
Atchison 49,. -.-------- 80
Locomotive $500 49,. ....-.-- 81
Sugar $50. ---..... l2O%
st. Paul $500 .............1 249s
Copper 800. ........-.-. coz
Republic Steel preferred ........ 92B
Republic Steel common .... 80
Southern Railway ............. 231s
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-08-12

New York, Aug. 12.-Following are
the quotations on the market Today:
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-11-10
SICK, SOUR, UPSET STOMACH
indigestion, Gas, Heartburn or Dys.
pepsia Relieved Five Minutes After
Taking Little Diapepsin.

Here is harmless preparation
which surely will digest anything you
eat and overcome sour. gassy or out
of-order stomach within five minutes.
II your meals don't At comfortably
or what you eat lies like lump of lead
in your stomach, or II you have heart
burn, that is sign OF Indigestion.
Get from your Pharmacist 50-cent
case OF Pape's Diapepsin and take
a dose just as soon as you can. There
will be no sour rlsings. no belching oil
undigested food mixed with acid. no
stomach gas or heartburn, fullness or
heavy feeling in the stomach. Nausea
Debilitating Headaches, Dizziness or
Intestinal gripping This will all go
and. besides, there will be no sour food
left over In the stomach to poison your
breath with nauseous odors.
Pape's Diapepsin is certain cure
for out-of-order stomachs. because II
takes hold of your food and digests ii
just the same as If your stomach
wasn't there.
Relief in five minutes from all stom.
ach misery is waiting for you at any
drug store here In town.
These large 50-cent cases of Pape's
Diapepsin contain more than sufficient
to thoroughly cure almost any case OF
Dyspepsia. Indigestion. Gastritis or
any other stomach disorder.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-11-10
FINE IVORY NOW THE VOGUE
Toilet Tasle Accessories at the Pres.
ent Moment Are Costly but De-
cidedly Smart.

All the toilet and dressing table
requisites are now found in fine ivory,
The only care needed is to rub of
with a fresh, soft cloth, occasionally
using a rag moistened in alcohol il
spots occur These. too. are more
costly than silver, but are considered
very smart
The backs are monogramed in
black, brown, and occasionally in
raised gold Sometimes the sets are
shown with floral decorations, but
this is not so good style as is seen in
many of the limitations.
White celluloid sets with a mono
gram in black, dark green. blue, or
brown are now to be found in good
designs with simple lines. The latest
preparations are no longer combus-
tible, and a fun celluloid toilet set is
"A good investment for a guest room,
Tor girl at college. or for the chronic
traveller; for use in a bag they are
much lighter than any other ware
The searcher after novelty can have
her dressing table appointments in an
. tique gilt, old Japanese lacquer, or
Dresden china.
Such selection is not for the aver.
age buyer, as, unless rare workman
ship ana corresponding cost are had,
the results are likely to be poor.