The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-08-28
UNCLE DAVID GETS SQUARE
AND EVEN THE Ni\ FROH
i'OTHi iPPRO, ~.
An Incident That Rejects on Salamanca
Grubb'u Farm Inspired by the Pact
That saiamander Wight Have HAD
aunt sally. hut Failed 70 DO SO.

hAcktnuafter Otnef Gay. Salu lne Hah
who persists In his claim to domiciliary
relations with Pochuck but ! wiped
the bitterness all out an gave him the
willin' hand q forgiveness.
There amt nothin' that kin take
the siaminy outen a groweh up man an
make him feel 50 sot down onto an small
A. helm put to stringin' beans an cuttin
up squash. an I was Jest on the pint
o. goin out 10 tackle the new short horn
bull to git "A ring in his nose. chore thai
has upliftin' speTrit in IL an makes the
doer uf il consider that he has the standin
81 man among men when Aunt sally
says to me
! 'Rhadamanth thus SAYS she. Cousin
/ Marcellns Merriweather is comm To have
dinner with rs. says she. an here's the
beans to string yit an the squash tn cut
! up SAYS she Git az EN- 10 wInst.
says she. an STIR your stumps too says
4 she.
i dunno how a shootin' star feels when
it's tumblin' down from some N on high
to plnnk itself on the common arth. hut
! II II feels any wussn | felt in droppin
down from Tingin bulls nose to stringin'
beans an cuttin' gp squash then ! could
weep scaldin tears fer the falln' star.
But that fall had to take. an even then
Aunt sally want satisfied with what
she was goin To give Cousin Marcellus
for dinner Aunt sally must have mush-
melon an on she goes TO Sister Bill
decker's to git one. She hadn't mors'n
got there. | guess. when in comes the
New York Teller an asts fer Uncle David.
( hollered him mp from the barn an he
come in. We knowed the city man was
lookin' fer a farm To buy in the Pochuck
deestnc'. an he says TO Uncle David.
II been luokin al that farm on the
hill up back % the pond saws he. Looks
To- me as II II mowt be rich an fertile
place fer agricult raj purposes. says he
DO you know somethIn about At. SOS to
give me a few p'lnts "a To the which an
how Of IT, says he.
why. yes. SAYS Uncl" David. speakin'
up prompt an positive. IL that's the
Salamander Grub place says he. kin
give YOU some prints on II. How does
it lay says no
The city feller give him III. lay a. the
land "a well a. he could recnmember
ssain' Of II. an Uncle David says:
Yes says he. that pears to he the
layIn ~ the Salanander GTubb place.
saws he Don't II strike you a. hem
setch. Rhahamanthus?' says he
Now II had been a-ringin' the bulls
nose instead a. settin there stringin' beans
an Cuttin' up squash i'd "a struck me
TO wunst that Uncle David want lookin
50 p'tic'la pleased an accommodation
rest fer has health but ! was feelln so
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