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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-08-25
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Laying Of Corner Stone Postponed.

Laying Of Corner Stone Postponed. Z
) AT a meeting OF the trustees Of the
Diamond Street NJ. d. Church, last.
night. IT was decided to postpone the
corner stone laying, which was to
have taken place on next Saturday.
The date will be decided on and an
nounced later. The foundation of>the
new building is now completed, bids
are being received for the superstruo-
ture. and the work will move right
along as soon us the contract can be
let. Any one wishing to pay the
amount OF his subscription. or a part
of 1t, can do 80, and receive a proper
receipt, by calling on H. j.. NIGEL.
fresh, treasurer at the Home Savings
Bank.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-08-25
A TRIAL OFFER, GOOD ONLY 70
NEW SUBSCRIPTIONS VI

This is going to be political year that every body w
the strongest the year when Cannon Banger
Taft Administration trial with ninety millions Of people
acting the jury This is the year when big things going
be done politically and the year which the Democrats express the
fein hope Of carrying the Lower House of Congress some
the districts West Virginia Will they do it? what you
interested in knowing The West Vgnan will tell you
they do and will inform you if they don't will know
being done politically every day. and keep posted the leading
events Of the worlds daily news will read the West
ian 1t gives more Home Local News gives Telegraph
set speeches special Features
maintains the largest staff Of writers and special correspondents
of Marion county paperG the Best Be Posted
woman in your neighborhood. u Ss IN ~
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-08-25

Logan Musgravc paid Fairmont u
business visit Monday.
Mr.. Jesse o.. Clark, who has been
working for NJ. G. Taylor for the past
year, came to this place last week and
took his place in the shops of A. NJ.
Clark & Sons. Mr.. Jesse O.. is ut
home in a shop and an all around man
for any shop work. SCRIBE.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-08-25
White Ribbon Recruits.

AZ very enjoyable meeting of the
White Ribbon Recruits was held yes;
terday afternoon at the home of Mrs.
j. G. Cunningham. Fourteen moth.
crs and over twenty children were
present Several pictures were taken
OF the crowd, and tempting course
of refreshments was served.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-08-25

Miss Louise Leonard entertained
last evening at her home on Guffey
street, complimentary to her cousin,
Ward Scott, of Washington, D. c. The
hours were greatly enjoyed by all
present and refreshments were par
taken OF. E
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-08-25

Misses Ruth and Ethel Barnes, Of
East Park avenue, entertained at six
o'clock dinner yesterday compliment
tary to their guests, Misses nellie Van
mort, of Versailles, Pa, and Mary Ar
rison, OF Mt. Norris,
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YOUNG, MEN WANTED.
Government Pays Railway all C icrksI

ScoO To- 9tfVu a fiIeaT.lisf4 ~ y
Free Scholarships Are offered.
Uncle Sam holds Se$aminauo Ions for
railway mail clerk, postotIlce clerk
or carrier, custom house and depart.
mental clerks. Prepare at once Tor
the coming examinations.
X The Job is for life hours are short,
salary twice monthly and vacation
To any young man who has energy
enough. to answer, this Is the op.
portunity OF a lifetime. 1, *
Thousands otHappoIntments die to (
DO made. Common school education
is all that you need city and county
people have equal chance. Start % !
Scholarships this month. Write Inn
nlediately to Central Schools, Dept
u, ochesters
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VIOLA NEWS.

Miss Goldlc Kane and brother, John,
who have been spending the past
three weeks with friends ut this place,
left Sunday for their home in Dun
bar, Pa.
Mrs. Penn Prickett has been spend
ing the past few days wit her mother
at Little Falls.
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Standing of the Clubs.
SOC TlLL AFTER ELECTION.

The Daily West Vireinian will be
mailed to any new subscriber till Nov.
10, 1910, for fifty cents.
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aToday's Games.
Brooklyn at Pittsburg.
New York at Chicago. iJ
Philadelphia at Cincinnati.
Boston at st. Louis. ~
standina Il Inc scfubs.
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
SATURDAYS Results

st. Louis, 2; Boston, 5.
Cleveland, 1; Philadelphia, 3.
Detroit, 0; New York, 6.
Chicago, 2; Washington, 3.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-08-25

s'aSSo TIopeTty.
MRS. Margaret Hughes has sold her
property on Columbia street to Lutte
Brown and has purchased the L. G..
Scott property.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-08-25
NOTICE 70 CONTRACTORS,

Plans and specifications are ready
for school building at Millersvllie.
Call at office OF 4 c. Lyons. Bids to
be in the 9th Of August, 1910. x
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-08-25
FOR SALE. FINE FARM De.
GIGHTFUE HOME.

CI0FfIF UE 'F1UME. q z
In tn heart Of this beautiful regime
we offer nm S00.acre farm at an In
vestment figure. About 600 acres
in arabic land, producing large crops
of hay, corn. wheat oats, etc. This 4
farm is in first class condition and
has. always been money, maker. The
dwelling Of brick, Is large, and IN
first class condition. Good barns and
stabling. Station 2is miles. b City OF
10000 inhabitants 5 miles. We must
sell this property in tho next 60 days
Price has been $4,000 and 1t Is worth
1t, but owned would probably accept
$4,000, q 81 e Y
3 H. w. HlEGEafsY & Co,
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-08-25

REslDENcE-Foi sale handsome new
residence. New brick residence;
well arranged, prettiest corner on
East Park avenue for sale on easy
terms. VIII make an elegant home
and be profitable as an investments.
Desire to sell before the house has
been rented. Inquire at West Yir:
ginian Office. Y 4 x! Il
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-08-25

HoUsE-For sale 4 room house In
Harr addition New house. slate
roof, on lot 4Ox120; price 81 800; half
cash, balance on easy terms. Aps
ply Alex. Thorn. Harr Addition.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-08-25
Today,s Games.

Detroit at Washington.
st. Louis at Philadelphia.
Cleveland at Boston.
Chicago at New York.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-08-25

HOUSE and LoT-For sale house and
lot, Walnut'avenue, between 5th and
tn streets. z rooms and bath. n App
ply L. N. Wetzel, 526 Walnut ave.
nue.. a IS
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-08-25

FARM-For sale: Is acre farm on nv
: er below Hoult, beautifully located;
ideal spot for truck garden Or poul.
try farm. Neat little house; good
! stable; not over 1000 feet from
street railway now building To-
Riycsyille, across river. VIII d.
vide into two tracts IL preferred.
Fairmont Realty Co., Fairmont Trust
Building. ..S iSi
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-08-25
Baseball Z sults.
N4TfoNaL "a UE

Ysstefday's Results.
Boston, 1; Chicago, III.
New York, 4; st. Louis; q. 2
Brooklyn, O.; Cincinnati, 1.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-08-25

II you have need Of 3. worker, YOU
have needtof Q want adj
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-08-25
FOR SALE

HousE-For Sale, small houses In all
parts of the city at prices Of $1,000
and up. Falrmont Realty Company.
Fairmont Trust Building. Il N
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-08-25
WE HANDLE ONLY PRIME STOCK

In beef, mutton, lamb, veal, ham, 9th.
er meats and poultry. Confidentially
1t wouldn't pay us to do anything else,
but we want you to know. You are
invited to prove this statement true
or false by actual observation.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-08-25

GiRL-Wanted. girl or woman for
Z general house Work Three In FAM
.3ily;;5 good wages; Mrs, 4. Clark
< Evans, liz Wheeling ST. Fairniont,
NY. Va. Botlil phones n
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-08-25

RooMs-For rent three rooms for
light house keeping. tThis ofiise0i
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S. M. WISE

Sanitary plumbing, steam; and gas
fittings are liable to get, out of repair,
and cause serious trouble. Call us
when in need of any kind of work or
repairs. ne 500 80 s1AytE
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-08-25

MEN-wa1tedi ten good men. Apply
s Helmick Foundry and Machine Go. e
Belt Lime Railroad: w
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pawpaw Branch.

Leave $500 a. IN. and 4:OO p. m; ar.
rive s:l5 a. m and 500 p. nj.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-08-25
WANTED

sEAMsTREss Wanted woman q do
Z plain sowing in the fternoon: Ad-l
!, dress. r. o. box 641, Fairmont. W..
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-08-25

=URNlsHED RooMs-For rent al
2O1 Corner Of Monroe and Jackson
streets. & 4.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-07-28
ATcH1soN GLOBE SIGHTS.

The trouble with luck is 1t is most
iy OF the wrong kind.
Some homes always look as II the
family has just moved in
About the only vacation some peo-
Gle get is In Interruptions in their
work.
A woman is immensely fiattered II
her husband tells her she Is broad
minded"
As soon as we get rid Of one DIM
Guilty, we usually find another waiting
to take its place.
The only people who really have
good time are those who enjoy being
imposed upon.
Occasionally you meet man who
dislikes to attract attention. But SUCH
men are extremely rare.
There are a good many devils In the
world, according to the man who al
ways wants to give the devil his due.
The older people get. the less regard
they have for looks In their night
les" and the more for comfort
Women use the same expressions oil
sorrow in telling OF disappointment
IL a dressmaker as OF disappoint
ment in love.
A man was trying to speak OF q
pacifer to-day, and referred to him
a. "peaceiher." Why isn't "peacei
Ger" q good wordf
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-07-28
RIOTERS BURN CARS
Attack Trains on Grand Trunk
Road and Stone Police.
Steal Caboose from RapidIy-Moving
Train and Then Cut Train in
Many Sections.

South Bend, Ind.-As a climax to
night and day of rioting in the yards
of the Grand Trunk railway in which a
freight train of 80 cars was cut into
ten sections, Pinkerton detectives were
stoned, and five passenger trains were
stalled for hours, an attempt was made
to wreck eastbound passenger No. 8,
known as the Detroit and New York
express. The engineer, by chance,
saw the thrown switch in time to
bring his train TO stop and prevent a
catastrophe.
When he left the engine to investi-
gate he was stoned by the mob, in
which were many foreigners, but the
timely appearance of police prevented
him from being seriously hurt. Short
ly after the attempt to wreck the train
was made, Jay Freel, a car repairer,
in the employ of the railroad, was shot
and seriously wounded by John Peck,
Pinkerton detective, who with two
companions, Eldridge Graham and Will
liam McReynolds, all of Battle Creek,
Mich, were arrested and are now be-
ing held by the police pending the out
come of Free's wound, which is in the
back close to the spine. Freel is in
the hospital.
In the course of the afternoon a moi
which congregated at divers, the first
station of the Grand Trunk within the
limits of South Bend, burned severa
cabooses, but efforts to burn freight
cars were made fruitless by the arriva
| of detectives and the fire department
The rioting began when freigh
train of so cars entered the city under
full speed, evidently with the intention
of rushing through South Bend with
out stop. Shortly after it passed III,
station it was discovered that the ca
loose had been lost and a stop wa
. made to pick up the missing car.
Almost Immediately gang of me-
ran between the cars, released the al
plugs and cut the air hose, thus max
ing it impossible to move the train
Q At the same time the Pinkerton detec
y tives who showed themselves wer
. stoned. Realizing that the situatio
was desperate C. A. McNut, the locs
Is agent, sent in a hurry call for the pc
lice and telegraphed Governor Marsha
for troops. The governor. however
g declined to order out the militia unit
: he was assured the police were nc
able to cope with the situation.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-07-28
NOT III THE LEAST ALIKE.
Different Ways Taft and Roosevelt
Have OF Looking mt Life

Different Ways Taft and Roosevelt |
Have OF Looking mt Life.
Externally Taft is everything that
Roosevelt is not, writes William Allen
White. Taft begins each day by a
weary, painful, perfunctory half-hour
OF gymnastic gyrations--a kind OF
canned exercise-which, having been
opened and devoured. finishes his ply
steal duty for the day. Roosevelt takes
his exercise in the open, with the Joy
OF satyr in It. Roosevelts mental
processes are quick. intuitive and sure.
Until he has made up his mind he Is
most open-minded person. Tart
works 1t out. He is never too sure to
receive new evidence. Taft grapplcs
a proposition, wrestles with it without
resting and without fatigue until 1t Is
settled or solved. His Joy is found at
the end OF the road. Roosevelts Joy Is
found in many roads. He wearies OF
monotony, and keeps divers interests
in his mind, many things to employ
him under the head of unfinished bust
ness. II Providence is slow in sending
wars and rumors of wars-what ho,
for the nature fakirsi Let US be up
and doing.
Roosevelt has a marvellous moral
sense; he has a detectives nose for
finding iniquity In measures. Taft has
prodigious capacity for hard, con-
secutive work and an instinct for evil
dence founded on a broad, charitable
affection for men, whom he knows as a
hunter knows his dogs; and Taft finds
the right of things. as Roosevelt finds
It, but by a different path. Taft en-
joys his meals. Roosevelt, absorbed In
, work or play, would eat hay and moi
| know 1t. With Roosevelt culture |:
+ like bear hunting. trust fighting, much
, raking or fence jumping, rampant
! gorgeous reaction upon his Unsuitable
. soul. With Taft culture is a sweet, In
: definable mental and moral digestan
, tincture that colors his souls eyes 81
4 that he may see delightful world; or
o to change the figure, 1t Is an easy gar
q meut, sort Of drapery Of his spiritua
A couch, which he wraps about him an
v lies down to pleasant dreams"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-07-28
Arrests Follow Crash.

Birmingham, Ala.-The first crimi-
nal action taken as result of the fail
ure of the cotton firms of Steele, Miller
& Company, of Cornith, Miss, and
Knight, Yancey & Company, two
months ago, resulted in the arrest Of j.
A. Mcknight in this city and John M.
Miller in Decatur, Ala, members OF
the firm of Steele, Miller & Company.
They are charged with sending forged
bills of lading through the mails Nc
Knight was released on bonds of $15,-
OO0.. The amount involved in the fail
ure of the two firms is IS, 900, 900.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-07-28
Settlers Going South.

Washington - Migration from the
Central and Northeastern parts of the
country, including Western Canada,
to the Southern and Southeastern
states, is attracting the attention of
the immigration authorities. The inn
migration officials expect soon to re-
ceive special report from Montreal
bearing on the subject of immigration,
including the return of Americans to
this country, and pending receipt of
that report, decline to discuss the mat
ter for publication. Experts say the
movement will begin next October.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-07-28
60 Killed in Cyclone.

Milan, Italy-T The list of the dead in
the cyclone which swept over the dis
district northwest of Milan has in
creased to so and the injured number
several hundred. The material losses
are estimated at many millions As
sistance has been sent to the villages
which suffered most severely from the
storm, but there are many homeless to
he taken care of.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-07-28
Fire Sweeping Colorado.

Fort Collins, Colo--A force of 35
men has left here in automobiles to
fight forest fires which are raging on
Stove Prairie at the head of Buckhorn
and Redstone creeks, 20 miles west of
here. According to reports received
here the fire has already destroyed
considerable timber and is sweeping
into the national forest reserve.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-07-28
Train Robbers Confess.

Fairfield, Cal.-Carl Dunbar Bishop,
of Kansas City, Mo-, who, under the
name of Charles Dunbar, was arrested
here as a suspect in connection with
the robbery of the China and japan
fast mail near Benicia last April IT,
has not only confessed his completely
in that crime, but has also admitted
that he and his partner, Joseph c.
Brown, robbed the postoffice at Arma-
da, CAL, last June Is. Brown ad pre-
viously confessed the train robbery.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-07-28
No Blockade at RIuefieIds.

New Orleans-The departure from
here of the steamers Imperator and
Dictator marks the resumption of trade
between American ports and Blue
fields, Nicaragua, which was brought
to a standstill several days ago when
Norway declared her recognition of the
so-called blockade of Bluefelds by
Madriz. The Imperator cleared fol
Bluefelds via Cape Gracias and the
Dictator sailed direct. The resumption
of trade between the ports is the direct
result of the State departments orders
declaring Bluefelds an open port.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-07-28
Prohihition Law Wins.

Dallas, Texas-The count of votes
in the Texas Democratic primary cleo
ton has not materially changed the
previous estimates. Oscar B. Col
quit, anti-Prohibitionist, has been
nominated for governor by plurality
which probably will reach $4,000.
Two Prohibition candidates are prac-
tically tied for second place. The
proposition to submit to the people
a prohibition amendment to the consti-
tuition carried by about 10000.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-07-28

Deacon Giles-Doctor, there's a ques-
ton l have been wanting to ask you. In
what language did the ass speak to
Balaam?
The Rev. DR.. Fourthly-In its own
language. Balaarn had been making
an ass OF himself and he had no trou-
BILE in understanding
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-07-28
Worms

"csscarets are certainly fine. gave a friend
one when the doctor was treating him for cancer
Of the stomach. TA- next morning he passed
Tour pieces OF a tape worm He then got box
and IN three days he passed tape-worr as feet
long. II was Mr.. Matt Freck. of Billersburg,
Dauphin Co, Pa am quite worker for casca-
rets- use them my self and find them beneficial
TOR most any disease caused by impure blood"
Chas. T. Condor, Lewiston, Pa, (Misflin Coz
Plesoant Paatabe. Potent. Taste Good.
Do Good Never SclScn. Weaken or Grippe
l0c. 25c, Soc. Never sold in bulk. The gen
uine tablet stamped c. Guaranteed to
cure or your money back
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-07-28
EXPLOSIONS JAR CINCINNATI.
Falling Walls Injure Many and Bis
Fires Follow.

TiTeS FOLLOW.
Cincinnati-Two explosions wrecked
a manufacturing plant at Central av-
enue and Findlay street, starting a
conAagration that destroyed three ad-
joining plants.
Five firemen were buried by falling
walls, but all were taken out, seriously
injured
The combined losses by the fire are
estimated at $4,000 The first ex-
plosion occurred in the plant of the
Cincinnati Ball Crank company and is
supposed to have resulted from natura
gas. The defamation was heard for q
distance of more than mile. Other
plants badly damaged were the Cen
fury Printing company and Cincinnati
Lithographing company.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-07-28
Not Guilty.

His Wlfe-You make 1t a business to
pick me up whenever I forget myself
and say something ungrammatical or
mispronounce a world
Prof McGoozle-Make It a business.
my dear Alvira? On the contrary. 1t Is
one OF my recreations.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-07-28
aerman standard for Horses.

The German standard for horses
heavily worked is to have ration
furnishing 2.3 pounds digestible pro-
TEN and 1913 pounds digestible carbo-
hydrates and fat day. which gives
a nutritiye ratio OF 1872
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-07-28
Matter OF Years.

Knox-Popleigh doesn't brag about
that bright boy Of his any more
Blox-Has he ceased to be bright7
Knox-Not exactly. He says about
the same sort of things as formerly,
but he's got to the age where they are
saucy.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-07-28

Sometimes we interpret too literally.
Il want to learn to make jelly" said
the newly installed housewife. rs 1t
hard?"
"Oh, Lord, no, NUM-" replied the
cook. with supreme pity. It's soft"
Judge.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-07-28

Mr.. Upsome-You had good time
seeing the Riviera while you were
abroad, 1 presume.
Mr.. Struckett- Ritch-Er-yes, but
one performance was enough for me.
I've seen It played lots better right
here in Cincinnati.-Chicago Tribune.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-07-28

Nero was explaining why he threw
SO many Christians to the lions.
I'm simply trying to give the people
what they want" he said.
For even Nero disdained to hide be-
hind the pretense that the mission OF
the Snowman was to educate the pub
lie.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-07-28
Its Distinguishing Feature.

Sprockett-You've talked good deal
about your new automobile. What Is
there so specially attractive about it7
Sparker-When 1 come along with 1t
this afternoon in front Of your place OF
business just you take good look at
that girl on the front seat.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-07-28
still Cheaper.

Isn't It cheaper to move than to
pay rent?" | inquired OF the young
married man.
II suppose It is" he replied with a
settled air, but my plan Is cheaper
than either; | live with my father-in-
law"