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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-11-09
strike AVERTED.

A threatened strike Of the union
motormen and conductors Of the Phila-
delphia Rapid Transit Company was
averted late yesterday afternoon, wheh
arbitrators who had been trying to ad-
Just an issue raised by the last strike
early in the present year came to a
compromise agreement.
The arbitrators Raymond, Robins, OF
Chicago, representing the men, and
John q. voglcr, OF Philadelphia, the
company's representative, eliminates
professional strikebreakers, employed
during the last strike, and who are still
with the company, as loyal employees.
but they ruled that the men who did
not go out on a strike and those en-
ployed at the regular rate OF wages Of
% cents an hour during the trouble
shall receive preference runs over the
men who quit work. No provision is
made by the arbitrators for the men
hired during the strike at bonus wages.
The award OF the arbitrators will be
accepted by the company.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-11-09
RAILROADS
Southern Railway.

Trains leave Union Station, Alexandra
In effect October 2, 1910.
n. B.-Following schedule figures pup
Hshed only as information, and are no'
T57 a. M.-Daily local between Wash
ingfon and Danville. -,.
sa7 A. M.-Daily-Looal for darrsoH-
burg aud way stations. ~. N1a;1
s1T A. M.--Daily-U. >. Fas. I,ti. Mati.
which scheduled to stop. First CLASS
coaches. sleeping cars TO Birmingham
and drawing room sleeping cars - New
Orleans. Dining car service.
II1T A. M.-Daily-Mailt train. Coaches
for Manassas, ,Charlottesville,L C ,Lynehburg,
Danville and Greensboro Sleeping cars
Greensboro 20 Atlanta.
4a7 r. M.-Week days-Looal Tor war
rentOn and Harrlsonburg.
lS2 p. M:-Daily-Birmingham spec
iai Sleeping cars between New York,
Augusta, Aiken and Jacks0nyille.
Sleener 70 birmingham, Through hrst,
clasS coaches between Washington ana
Jaeksonyjlle. Dining car service. Tour
ist 10 California four times weekly
3s5l p. M.-Week days-local Ter liar
risonburg and way stations on Manassas
branch. Pullman buffet parior car.
sI2 +. M.-Daily--Loch for warren
toa and Charlottesville.
lOnT y. M.-Daily-Washing ana
Chattanooga Limited tvia Lynchburgl.
First-class coach and sleeping cars 10
Roanoke, Knoxville and Chattanooga
sleeper TO New Orleans, Washington 70
Roanoke Dining car service.
Hop. M-Daily-NeW fork, AniahA
and New Orleans Limited. All tullInan
train, club and observation cars 70 NeW
Orleans. Sleeping cars 70 Ashevllle'
Atlanta, Macon and New orleans sleep
ipg cars 90 Charlotte. Dining car service.
427 A. M.--Daily-Memph special'
Sleeping cars and coaches for ROANOKE;
KnOxville, Nashville, Chattanooga ana
Memphis. Dining ear service, MaSh-
ingtOn sleeping cars open low j.. NJ.
Through trains from the soutn sIrlye
AZ Alexandra 6I3 and SIS ana los a. IN
ga3. g:2S. 1913 aud 1888 I. N; oaily' tdaI, o
risonburg n % A. NJ. week days ana 9:iS
p. NJ. daily From CharlottesViiie o'zo
A NJ
TRAINS ON BLUEMONT BRANCH.
Leave Alexandria (W. & o.. Station)
vycel, daysat Sess A. NJ, 3;1) and 40 Tor
Rluemont. G33 r. M.wcek days for Lees
burg; 4s55 =. NJ. daily for Bluemont ana
OBS 4. NJ. local. on Sundays only Tor
For detailed schedule figures, tickets,
Pullman reservation, etc, apply 70
WILLIAM G. i4EHFW,
IInion Ticket Agent, Alexandria, Va.
T. II, COAPMAN, General Manager
S III, HARDWICK, Pass. Traf Mgr
III CARY, General Passenger Agent
T.. s. Brown, General Agent,
Washington, d. c.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-11-09
ATTACKED By 4 CHTMPANzEE'

As twenty work girls came out OF a
dressmaker's shop in the Rue Boileau,
Paris, at midday recently, an arm en-
circled the waist OF one Of them. The
girl protested Indignantly. The too
gallant intruder was well dressed in a
frock coat, grey trousers, top hat,
patent leather boots and wore smart
grew suede gloves. But he was a hid
eous-looking person.
The girl began making fun OF him,
when suddenly he caught hold OF one
OF them and put his face close against
hers. She boxed his ears and he drop
ned on all fours and bit her.
There was panic. The girls rushed
off shrieking and two policemen ar
rested the sggressor. The creature
was a chimpanzee, the pet OF an ex-
pIorer living near at hand. He was
captured after a Struggle and carried
off by his masters cook, who went to
fetch him at the police station where
he spent the night.
An amusing item OF the story is that
the police magistrate got very angry
with the monkey when be was first
brought in because he refused to an
swer any question and turned his back
ON the official table.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-11-09
RoosEvRLr,s NEMESIS.

True to her word, Mrs. Ida Won
Olaussen, strobe into the Tombs Police
Court in New York yesterday to get a
warrant for Theodore Roosevelt. She
was attired in a natty suit Of blue
serge, off set with a large picture hat
and carrying in her arms bundle OF
legal documents. She narrowly es-
capped being committed for an eKami-
nation as to her sanity.
Mrs. Won ClausSen attempted TO
have warrant issued for koosevelt's
arrest Monday and, after delivering
lengthy argument during which she ac-
cussed the former president OF em-
bezzling" IS 900. 900 from the United
States, asked that he be arrested.
Magistrate Herbert, refusing to issue
the warrant, requested that she appear
before him yesterday with her father.
Mrs. Won Classsen walked in yestor-
dav with her father and laid the pile OF
legal documents she carried on the
bench in front OF Magistrate Herbert
and reiterated her demand for ware
rant for the arrest OF Roosevelt and
Henry L. Stlmson, whom she accused
Of sharing in the sS, 100000 'embezle-
ment "
Magistrate Herbert told his caller she
needed look after, and advised her 10
20 home and behave herself" She
retorted that all courts we're corrupt aud
that there was no justice in store for
her anywhere.
The magistrate spoke to Mrs. Won
Claussens father for several minutes
and then asked him to swear out
warrant for his daughters arrest on
charge OF insanity. The father refused,
but promised to keep watchful eye on
his daughter.
Then gathering up her legal docu-
ments and flashing an angry look at
the magistrate, Mrs. Won Claussen
bowed low, turned and walked out OF
the room, with her father few feet be-
hind.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-11-09
Suicide AT ATLANTIC CITY.

Mrs. Emily Dessi, q visitor from
France, committed suicide yesterday in
the ocean at Atlantic City. She left her
hotel On the beach front at tss foot OF
South Carolina avenue, went 10 tns
beach, removed part OF her slething,
which she piled neatly on the sand, and
then walked out beyond her depth 70
death. Her clothing was discovered
several hours later by a boy and a
search was instituted. The ssisjds wrets
Bssfs to a PEs0sltMa 1HN. wEsss
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-11-09

There was renewal yesterday Of
the rioting in the South Wales, Eng
land, coalfelds, where $4,000 miners
are on strike because OF the employ
ment Of nonunion men. Women were
prominent in the attacks upon nom
unionists. The police arrived in tho
disturbed district from surrounding
towns, but in numbers insufficient to
control the rioters. The temper OF the
strikers is so ugly that 800 men from
the London police force, portion Of
whom we're mounted, we're dispatched
to the scene yesterday evening. Bodies
OF troops also are en- route to the mining
district.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-11-09

Group is most prevalent during the
dry cold weather OF the early winter
months. Parents Of young children
should be prepared for it. All that is
needed is a bottle OF Chamberlain 8
Cough Remedy. Many mothers are
never without it in their homes and it
has never disappointed them. Sold by
w. +. Creighton and Richard Gibson.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-11-09

The old, old story, told times with
out number, and repeated over and
over again for the last 36 years, but
it is always a welcome story to those
in search Of health-There is nothing
in the world that cures coughs and
colds as quickly as Chamberlain s
Cough Remedy. Sold by W. T. Creigh-
ton and Richard Gibson.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-11-09
Washington Southern Ry
sohedulo in effect Nav Is, 1910.

Schedule in effect May 10, 1910.
Trains leave Union Station for Wash
irgton and points north at 49, Oo;
S u and 5 81 a. M, L OF, , %, : ", 3 Is ana
IL 80 y. IN, daily.
noints south at 81, 5S (local) and 10 y
a. m. II Is. 1 %, 3 II (locan AZ and 9 81
Accommodation for Fredericksburg at
II ~ a. m. daily Cn week days this
train runs through to Milford.
NorE:-Time ofarrivals aud departures
and connections not guaranteed.
w. p. TAYLOR, Traffic Manager,
Richmond. Va.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-11-09

Ely,s Cream Balm has been tried ard
not found wanting in thousands of homes
all over the country. 1t has won place
in the family medicine closet among the
reliable household remedies where II IS
kept at hand for use in treating cold IN
the head just as soon as some member
of the household begins the preliminary
sneezing or snuffling. 1t gives imme-
diate relief and day or two's treatment
will put stop to a cold which might. II
not checked. become chronic and run
nto a bad case of catarrh.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-11-09
AIexanoria Gazrtte.

PUBLISHED DAILY AND TRI-wEEKLY AT
GAZETTE BUILDING, 80 and 3l2
PRINCE STREET.
rEntered atthe Postoffioe of Alexandria,
Virginia, as second-class matter
TERMS: Daily Il year, $500; 6 months,
$3.50; 8 months, &l.25: month, 4S cents
/ week, 10 cents.
Tri-weekly Il year, $500: 6 months
Sl.50: 3 months, 75 cents; l month, 70
cents. :,
Contract advertisers will not be allowed
to exceed their space unless the excess
is paid for at transient rates, and under,
no circumstances will they be allowS!'
to advertise other than their legiti;;
mate business in the space contracted
for.
tributes Of respect, resolutions adopted
by societies or persons, unless ofpublic
concern, will be printed in the paper
as advertisements.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-11-09
VIRGINIA.-In the Clerks once o.

W l<l.--1D tlC NUN . O1.SS
Y the Corporation Court Of the City OF
Alexandria, on the 2lst day OF October
Der, 1910.
Sarah G. Hall VS.. John W. Hall. In
ehancery.
Memo. The object oil this suit is to OBJ
tain for the complainant, Sarah G.. Hall.
an absolute divorce from the bonds OF
matrimony from the defendant, John
w. Hall, and that complainant be al
lowed to resume her maiden name OF
Sarah Gcllyhorn. and for such further
and general reliefss to equity Is right.
happening by an affidavit filed in this
cause that the defendant, John w.
Hall, Is a nonresident of this State;
1t Is Ordered, That said defendant ap-
pear here within fifteen days after due
publication OF this order, and do what Is
necessary to protect his interest Ia this
suit, and that copy of this order be
forthwith inserted in the Alexandria
Gazette, a newspaper published In the
City OF Alexandra, enoe weak for four
successive weeks, and posted at the front
door Of the Court House Of this city
A oeRy-TEsrR
lNyfAh s. e,hHKNAWAL elsxk.
RsElksn MSEstffs, p. 81 oe& p4K.s
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-11-09
my DOCTOR
MIGHTY fine
Mrs. Hattie Cain Of Carrsviile
Thinks all the More Of Her
Doctor Since He Advised
tier 10 Take Cardui.

Carrsville, Ky.-"My doctor" writes
Mrs. Hattie Cain, "who advised me TO
take Cardui, for my troubles, is a mighty
fine doctor, and say God bless Cardui
and the people who make it.
"Before took Cardui, suffered with
female troubles for sixteen years.
would have to send for doctor every
three month, and OIL how dreadfutly !
suffered
81 would cramp ard have conyulsious
and it looked like would die. AT last
took Cardui and OH what a surprrSel !
found it was the medicine for me!
"From the first bottle. began to mend
and now am we'll, Can do more work,
can walk and go where | please and it
don't hurt me, and | owe 1t all to Cardul." !"
Csrdm helps sick women back to
health. II has been doing this for over
SO years. II is not a laxative, or heart
or kidney mediciue-it is a wofnan's
medicine.
Ifyou are woman, try it.
N,R-Wsite 10: LADIES' Advisory Dept-. chntf.
noora Medicine Co, Chatt1nooEa Tenn.. Iot Special
Instructions, and 64-page book. Home TrestineG(
kor Wonen." cent 10 plain wrapper, on reQuest.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-11-09
FOR MOUNT VERNON.
WnIIAMS, KIDNEY PILLS.

Have you OVerworked your nervous
system and caused trouble with your
Kidneys and bladder? Have you pains
In loins, side, back and bladder? Have
YOU iiabby appearance of the face and
under the eyes? \ frequent desire 10
mass urine? If so, Williams Kidney
pills will cure you-Drugglsts, prlce soc.
Williams Mfg Co., Props, Cleveland,
o. For sale, Wholesale and retail, by i.
:. Ieadbeater & Sons.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-11-09

name the police withhold, telling OF her
intention to take her life because OF the
death Of her husband and her s1ly son
few weeks ago, and the illness OF her
sister in Russia, whose bedside she re-
cnntly left.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-11-09

Henry i. Stimson has sent the fol-
lowing telegram to John A. Dix: The
present returns indicate your election.
congratulate you and send you my
good wishes for the success Of your ad-
ministration. ~
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-11-09

VIRGINIA. In the Clerks Office OF
the Circuit Court ofthe City OF Alex
andria, on the 3lst day Of October, 1910.
Lottie Byrne Petit vs.. Ernest c. Petit.
In chancery.
Memo. The object of this suit is 10 OBJ
tain divorce a vinculo matrimonil for
the complainant from the defendant,
Ernest G.. Petit, 10 allow the complain
ont to resume her maiden name Of Lot
tie Byrne, and for general relief
1t appearing by an affidavit fled in
this cause that the defendant, Ernest
g. Petit, Is a nonresident Of this
State:
1t is Ordered: That said defendant ap-
pear here within fifteen days after due
publication OF this order, and do what is
nece ssary 70 protect his intercftia this
suit, and that copy of this ri be
forthwith inserted in the A xa dria
Gazette, a newspaper publishe, the
City Of Alexandria, once week tor four
successive weeks, and posted at the front
door of the Court House of this city.
A eopy-Teste.
NEWELL s. GREENAWAY, Sleik,
H. Noel Garner, p. q.
zoy1 w4w-tu
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-11-09

A DMINISTRAToR'S NOTICE-A
N persons having claims against the
estate Of JOSEPH DREIFUS, deceased,
are requested to present the same, prop
srly authsztiaated, to the undersigned,
and all parHons Indebted TO said estate
are rec uired to make immediate pay
psnt r. II. COX,
ssfzaeattAdsr, Of Jsssph Brsifss, deed.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-11-09

A ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTlCE-AH
N persons having elsims agalnsS ths
ceased. are requested 70 present tbs
same. properly authenticated; 70 the
undersigned, and all persons indebted TO
said estate are required 70 make imme-
djerS revmant r. II. sex,
ssrgsant A&SA. Of Isabelle D. eR8sW
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-11-09
Washington, Alexandria g
Mt. Vernon Railway.
In effect May /, 1910.
LEAVE ALEXANDRIA.

For Washington, from corner Prince
aud ROYAL streets, week days, at 8 49,
6 o.. 6 20, 8 30. 6 40, 6 80, %, 10, 50, Az
7 IN. 90. : 10. : p, 5 35, 80, 10, 9 30, 90
10 10. 10 80. 10 %, II TO- IL >, II 80, II % a.
m, IL 10, u 25, II 30. Il 80, 10. y, 81 81
1 80, 10, > y, 30, , 80, %, 3 % 81 ~
40 p. 4 %. 4 40, 4 55, 8 10, s ., 30, 90,
6 o5, %. 6 30, 45, 7 90. 10, 7 %, 8 90, 80
900 93I, 1900. 10 80, IL 10 and II 50 p. m
SundA VS. 90, S5, 8 10, $50, $ 49, . %,
o %. 0 4O 1000, 10 20, 10 40, II 90, II 20 and
n 40 n. m. II 90 m, 10 20, II 40, 90, 20,
/ 40 %. > %, , 40, 3 90, 20, 3 40, 90, 4 20,
4 40 500, 5 %, 5 40, 6 90, 20, 6 40, 90, Z 20,
7 40. 500. 5 30, 900, 80, 1000, 10 30 and
l l0p. IN.
FOR MOUNT VERNON.
Leave Alexandria for Mount Vernon,
week days. at 5 As, 6 SO. Z 50, 8 81, 10 %,
ii y a. M. II 25, 25, > IS, 30, 4Ov . 80,
6 80. Z -. ; 80, Q 50, 10 30 and IL 90 p. IN.
Sundays-7 90, s 80, 9 30, 10 30, II 80 a.
m, II 30. 30, 30, 8 80, 80, 5 30, 30, Z So'
s 46 and 10 l6 p. IN.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-11-09
A Reliable
Remedy
EIy'S Cream Balm

Gives Relief al Once.
It cleanses, soothes,
heals and protects
the diseased men,
brane resulting from
Catarrh and drives
away a Cold in the
Head quickly. Re-
stores the Senses of
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-11-09

Taste and Smell. Full size so cts, at Drug
gists or by mail. In liquid form, 75 cents.
Ely Brothers, 56 Warren Street, New. York.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-11-09

HykAh S. aRnKNAwAL, slsSk.
RsEikssn MSEsffs, p, 81 oe& pzK-s
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-19
Little Money Buys
a Good Piano at
Eilers Removal
Sale

Every day the time draws nearer
for us TO move and we must see to
it that the tremendous buying that
has characterized this sale con-
tinues, or we will not be able to
get the remaining stock in our tenn
porary quarters at 4l6 to APO
Sprague Avenue.
Prices and terms are secondary
considerations to the necessity of
placing these pianos in homes be-
fore we are compelled to move.
You can bring Il few dollars to
bind the bargain and buy to better
advantage than any other piano
store would offer you for spot
cash.
AS little as $40 down and S. a
month buys n good piano, at prices
$12S, $167. $3.50, 500. $265 and up,
all brand-new, we'll known makes.
each one worth 500 to S240 more
tan the price asked
Ask to see the beautiful Kranich
& Bach grand, sold elsewhere at
$50; our price S470, and it Is only
slightly used.
Churches should inspect the mag
nificent Kimball pipe organ that
we have priced at about half. This
organ has been used as temper
airy organ by a large church during
construction of larger organ.
Another bargain In $500 Vo-
Gallon organ at $685.. Terms to
suit.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-19
NIGHT LETTER GAME TOUGH;
CUPID COMlHRCIALIxED

The telegraph companies are ut
terly destroying the art Of writing
love letters as they used to be writ
ten In the days when love letters
were literature. The Western Union
and the Postal Telegraph compa-
MES have inaugurated a new night
letter service through which heart
sick lovers can send a letter so
words long for 40 cents; but then
who can write a first-class love let.
ter in so words?
The result is, say Sopkane lite
rary men, that real love letters are
sacrificed to the anxiety for speed.
In this the long distance telephone
has helped.
In their words, tbs said, that
message from HIM to HER gets
there quicker, but is not as good
as 1t used to be in the days when
the world went slow. The trouble
is that Cupid has thrown the speed
clutch to the limit and the wires
have come to his aid through the
reduction of tolls.
Once upon time, love letters
were sweet secrets. She used to
hide them in the deepest depths Of
the trunk and he would secret them
in his inside vest pocket next to his
heart. But no longer Is it thus.
The new system of night tele-
graph letters makes every tele-
graph operator an agent for Cupid,
and an operator who spends night
sending love letters over the wire
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-19
all Qroun0
the Do1lle
BY CYNTHIA GREY.

Instead of throwing away the
bulbs of spring lilies that have been
growing in their pots without bloom
since Easter, try the experiment Of
setting them out in the garden in a
good soil. Do not cover the bulbs
too deeply. See that no manure Is
near them and you should have lily
blooms outdoors in the early fall.
A spoon should be put into a tum-
bier before boiling water is poured
into it. This will prevent the glass
from cracking. Another good idea
is to pour the water first into a
jug and then into the tumbler.
At night the hair should be
loosely braided to give opportunity
for air to circulate through it and to
prevent any strain on the roots.
This is important, for nothing will
more quickly bring lifelessness to
the locks than to leave them
dressed during the night as they
were through the day.
Clothing which is tight causes red
hands. 1t may be gloves, cuffs, col
lars, belts, sleeves or corsets. 1t is
impeded circulation which makes
noses as we'll as hands too red
with a redness which is unbleach-
able. And 1t is waste Of time to
seek external remedies when one is
conscious of tight corset lace or
a collar eXaggeratedly high and
stiff.
If you are troubled with ants. try
n little quicklime in the infested
places. This will drive away any
kind of ants.
Umbrellas should never be kept
tightly rolled, as this causes them
to wear out much faster than when
put away loosely, An umbrella
should. when wet, always be put TO
dry with the handle downward, to
drip from the cover.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-19

ing at the home Of Mrs. l.. J. Birds
eye. 1904 Mantle boulevard.
& & =
The Ladies' Needle club will be
guests tomorrow afternoon of Mrs.
Andrew Laidlaw at the Laidlaw res
idence on Second avenue.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. w. Brown will
leave Saturday en- route for the
east, where they have been called
on account of the illness of Mr..
Browns father.
The members of the Agnes guild
of the st. Johns Episcopal church
were guests at an informal social
given today at the home of Mrs. F.
E. Carren on East Ermina avenue.
The hostesses of the occasion
were Mrs. Carren. Mrs. Hall, Mrs.
Bliff and Mrs. Ely.
Thirty ladies enjoyed the hospi-
tality today of Mrs. G. II. Lucas and
Mrs. E. Knight when they enter
tanned the members of the ladies'
aid of the Pilgrim Congregational
church in the church parlors.
& & Z
Y. W. c. A. GIRLS ENJOY FIELD
WORK.
About SO girls are already en-
rolled in the recently established
classes in field work at the Y. w.
G. A. under the direction of Miss
Ruth Fauble.
The girls are most enthusiastic
over tennis and you will find them
several nights in the week enjoying
outdoor recreation, indulging in a
game at the Y. w. G. A. courts on
the corner of First avenue and
Madison street.
when summer comes" said Miss
Fauble. land the girls who work
have Saturday afternoons at home,
We are planning to have camping
parties, long walks in the country
and to visit the various resorts
around Spokane"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-19

knows q secret or two that weUD
once exclusive property.
Then he begins as follows: "0Gak
It's great to send letter over =
wire!" and thus having wasted -
words he then begins to figure o.
how much of the love OF his hea1e
he can get into the remaining -
He counts every word. Think -
counting the words in love letter.
Love, say the experts. has thero-
fore become merely q commerciaa
thing-a question Of cents.
His full letter Is as follows:
Gee, it's great to send q letter
over a wire! l am much surprises
to hear you speak the way you o.
in your letter. Now, you know thae
live you and l ever shall. ! truss
that you will always love me az J
do you. jazz