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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-12-23
Need MedIeaI Missionaries.

At a recent meeting at Boston OF
the Woman's Foreign Missionary 50.
ciety Of the Methodist church Miss
Mabel Lossing who reported for the
districts Of India, said that there were
12,0O000G people in her Jurisdiction
and SO far removed are the mission
aries that II often takes eight days
to get from one station 10 another.
She said that medical work is neces
sary IN her district but that there Is
none Of It, She said that her yeranda
Is crowded every morning with women
awaiting an opportunity to be treated
Dr.. Mary Retiring, one Of the mission
aries Of West China, said that the
work Of her society was to carry the
Gospel to 20000.000 women and chill
dren.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-12-23
Stores, chur-aea and Bazaars.

Stores, Churches and Baz7ars.
Holiday fires in these while filled
with people are usually holocausis.
Light ,innammabie decorations make
fires easy to start and easy to spread
match. a gas flame or an electrical
defect may do Ii
Watch gas ietsi Decorations may
be carried against them by air cur
rents.
Watch smokers. DO moi permit
them to light cigars inside buildings.
DO not make the slightest change in
electric wiring without consulting elec-
trical Inspector
Head Your Insurance Policies.
Before attempting any hasiy Of III
advised decoration which may cause
FIRE, examine your insurance contracts
and see If the policies contain anything
like this
This entire policy unless otherwise
provided by agreement indorsed
hereon Or added hereto, shall be
void, etc. 4If the hazard be increased
by any means within the control or
knowledge of the insured
IF You burn You want your indem
nifty; do nothing therefore to impair
your contract
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-12-23

---~-- a.4~ .....,-...-. 49,.
frantically ahoid Of tie tain OF the
swimming animal. but the old negro
evidently failed to note this and shout
ed the hret advice that came into hts
mind. He cried Look 10 de Lnwd.
EpAum, look 70 de Lawd. look 10 de
Lawdl"
The more worldly son on the other
bank was obviously skeptisal about
such advice under such circumstances.
i5r he screamed out "Nevah you min
iookinl 70 de Lawd Eph'um. nevah you
min loklng to de Lawd. you hol' right
on 20 dat mules tail Norman e.
Mack'a National Monthly
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-12-23
Their Decision.

rs 1t customary 10 return fellows
presents after you have broken with
him~
Eyes. If yoH think that the next fel
low would object 10 seeing you wear
Ing them
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-12-23

THE BROWN DRUG COMPANY
The Washington times., 1910-01-21
Still Greater Reductions In
h0USEFURHISEIRGS

a Chance Of a Ldfet1ms for Hotel
PrOpr1etors, clearinghouse Keepers,
ind Housewives 20 supply Every
Esed
The Washington times., 1910-01-21
Free Sample
Aids Old Men

The sudden change from years Of 40
tIvity Of both body and mind TO the quiet
Of later years causes the human system
70 undergo many changes. chief OF
yThIch Is IN the digestive organs
Il becomes harder and harder 10 get
+rs 6CvreIa 10 move promptly and reg
uIarIv and in consequence many eI1eT4y
men suffer not only from basic trouDle'
constellation. but from indigestion mead
ache belchiuE. sour stomach GROW slnsss
= Ger eating and similar annOyanCes- II
IS first OF all necessary 10 keep tno
F7ov-eTs7 omen and then 10 tone the d.
gestive muscles 50 as 70 geL GlSln %
a-aIn do their work naturally A NO
lent catharti or purgaJlve Is not only
unnecessary but harmful, ano soInet Llln 3
mild viii DO the WORK lust az Wen
Arre- YOU have got through expert
r-en-7ur win salts and pills and waters
OF various kinds. and have become oon-
vT-reG that they do only temporary
good az best then III Dr- Ca'dWell 8
Syrup Pepsin. q mild, gentle pleasant
testing laxative tonic that % especially
adapted TO the requirements o. gld peo-
Ne women and children. an yet IS
effective enough for any body 1ouT
! ---C~fs+- who has handled Il successful
" for a quarter Of 2 century. VIII sell
you g bottle for nTty cents OF one COL
lar but II You want 70 make test OF
2 before gTSeudllE any money ee00 y OlL
-su0e and address 20 Dr. Caldwell and
ne win gladly send you sample bottle
free Of charge
This remedy u Ed-b-O4E OA5 LAAl-4AE al
otT,ar forms OF medication for the cure
Of stomach. liver and bowel trouble, and
Families Ike M .. F WisheTs OF
Syracuse. III, and Ms Carrie Culler's
- ~ y Nof-a Dame street. South
send, Ind, are now never without u IN
re ro1Se They have tested Il and
know rs grand value 20 every member
OF the famil=--
Or Caldwell personally viii Be pleased
n give Won any medical advice you may
desire FOR yourself or family pertaining
10 the stomach liver OF bowels also-
Ir-+aiy- free OF charge Explain your case
IN a letter and ne viii reply TO you IN
detail For the free sample simply send
your name and address on 4 postal card
or otheru-fse- For either request the
doctors address Is Dr W. b Caldwell,
R5gS Caldwell building. Monticello. Ill
The Washington times., 1910-01-21
PENNSYLVANIA REPORTS.

HALIFAX, Nova Scotia, Jan. 1.-THE
steamer Pennsylvania, twenty days out
from Christfania on q trip 10 New York
mt IN here today short Of coal and
with a damaged propeller
The Washington times., 1910-01-21
Next Place of Meeting Not
Determined By
Committee.
MUCH WORK LEFT
FOR NEXT SESSION
Too many Attractions In Washing
ton TO Keep Minds on
Business.

The meeting place OF the next Gov
srnors' Conference probably VIII not De
determined Tor several months. The az
Taugemsnts committee, composed OF
Governors Wilson, Of Kentucky; Had
ley, OF Missouri, and Ansel, of South
Carolina left without reaching a de-
cIsion-
Governor Spry, Of Utah, one OF the
Few remaining governors at the VII
lard this morning. said that the CON-
mittse would enter into correspondence
with al the governors regarding the
place where they wished the confer
ence next fall TO be held. and that
the greatest numbering favOriug a Ger
tain place would determine the choice
That the decision 10 take the con-
ference away from Washington means
the end Of Governors Conferences, soon
- or later, Governor SpTy denied He
said that as the work Of the confer
enCeS was concerned entirely with the
States Il should be carried on in the
capitals OF States and not in the Ma
tiOnaI Capital
In Washington" said Governor Spy.
there are SO many features 10 divert
our attention that We do not accom-
plish ell we should In the State capt
tails we viii be able to do much more
work It has been said the conferences
should be held IN Washington because
the governors would be IN touch with
various Government departments and
could acquire data they needed on va
nous subjects However, as our work is
not departmental I cannot see that this
would be OF much advantage I think
the governors are almost unanimously
Of this opinion"
The lobby OF the Willard this morning
presented q deaTth Of governors as
compared with the last three days Be-
SIDES Governor Spry, Governors Weeks
OF Connecticut, Eberhart OF Minnesota
and Sloan Of Arizona, only a few other
State executives remained over. Prac-
uOslly all OF these will leave this az
teTnoon-
II Is said upon high authority that the
resolution Of Governor EberhaI seeking
70 prevent Federal courts from taking
cogn6anCs Of cases against common
carriers. when the statutes provide q
method by which the orders of a State
commission can be reviewed IN State
courts which was UufavorabIy reporr-
ed upon By a special committee but
not acted upon by the governors, VIII
be brought I'D at the next conference
From the same authority eTuanatas a
etory that the vFOnen's rights 0ropaE!-
ton brought before the conference 5v
three sunra getteS YESTERDAY. which was
ignored. but which Governor Shafr0th
promised TO bring 10 the attention OF
the arrangements committee. viii not
be echedulsd for discussion at the next
conference.
The Washington times., 1910-01-21
PLANS FOR BAZAAR
OF NATIONAL UNION
Special Features Arranged
and Committees Named
For Big Fair.

The special committees which vii
have charge Of the bazaar Of the Ma
tiouaI Union Club OF the District. to be
held January 2 to February 8, in the
old Masonic Temple, have been an
nounced as follows:
Entertainment-E- z Muth, chair
man: Stephen Iaut, r r Ferguson,
Edward Hitler, H J. RedfeId. W D,
Slaughter, G. H. Walsh, Louis Winters,
P E Joyce, A. ". Kaiser, and T. g.
Helmrichs-
liam Briggs, Z l. De Land W H De
Lacy r G Ford = E Ferguson. A.
f Riddle, J B h Lee, c. A Squire,
and Charles T HeHdler.
Charles Faas. George LOhrer, George
W King A -Sellinger, J z Newman. A
Stem Isadore Small, r " Wadoey,
and William BaUmgarten-
TiCket-AlbeTI LaT1viere, ChdlTr1an' q.
s Livingston. W n. Wesslees, z A.
Strickrott, A " Kaiser. Douglas LeVe-
". J E Rhodes. Edward Herbert and
D r. ~ tid 5I5- F. Boriand, chairman:
Z. s. J. Dunbar, A Girouard, J n
Kemper. L Polling. T NJ Ring. P. NJ
KeunerIv. J y. TOTTeys E T. McSer-
hany. and Asa Barker
Printing and advertising - ? Il.
wright. chairman: J f Bright J p
BRIGHT, J Z Cotton. J =. Dicl5Uan n
lanes 7. Hughes. J P Myers W "
white. J. Il. Jones and George l.
DOhreT
OrFer-GeorEe ". Sellers. chairman;
Thomas II. Dawson Ernest tTiboons'
]. T Bur7ine. r s Parks, Edward .;
Walker. J R F'acer, W A Dodge and
W : Gaeny-
Medical sIan-DTs, L K Beatty 9. N,
PnaII- O. H CoOmbs. J " Hodges, VI.
TAYLOR, c @ Upham. and " 6 fE'er,
The executive COMMITTEES IS compose
Of Elmer Johnson. chairman J EHot
Wright, secretary: A E Thomas. treas
r7rer- " B Green. " =. Bowl Fred
StrfCkhott r E Ferguson, A W
Kaiser, George L Jehrer, T b Lear
Practically all q the >hftteen districts
comprising the union have arranged
Special features for the bazaar.
The Washington times., 1910-01-21

Policemen all over the world use 7
7 Z Policemen stand on their fest
all day and know what sore. tender,
sweaty, swollen feet really mean They
use T 2 because T 7 2 cures their feet
right up 1t keeps feet in perfect con-
d5tiou- Read what this policeman has
10 say. Il was surprised and delighted
with TIZ for tender feet 7 hardly
know how TO thank you enough for It.
It's superior 70 powders or PlasteTs- J
can keep my feet in perfect condition,
Believe in my earnest gratitude fo1
TIZ. 7 am a policeman and keep on
ny feet all day-"-Emzy HarreI1, aus
tin, Texas.
You never tried anything like TIZ
before for your feet Il IS different
from anything ever before sold
TIZ is not powder Powders and
other foot remedies clog up the pores
7 I draws ont all poisonous eXuda-
lions which bring on soreness OF the
I feet and Is the only remedy that does
T = cleans out every pore and glOr1-
I fies the feet-yoUr feet
You'll never limp again or draw u
your face in pain and you'll forget
about your COTnS- bUniOnS and cal
IouSes You'll feel Ike a new person
TIZ IS for sale at all druggists al
I &c per box or L Will be sent you
direct II YOU wish from Walter Luther
/ Dodge & Co. Dodge Bldg. Chicago, Ill
/ Recommended and sold by O'Donnel's
1 Drug Stores
The Washington times., 1910-01-21
EMPLOYEES TOFEEL
CUT IN ESTIMATES

Assistant Secretary OF the Treasury
Hills and Supervising Architect James
Knox Taylor are watching with anz-
ious eyes the progress Of the urgency
deficiency bill through Congress for the
reason that the sOionS have clipped
$4,000 from the deficiency estimate OF
the architects office, which will mean
an immediate looping OF OF sixty 70
seventy heads.
The bill has not yet passed both
houses Of Congress, and both officials
hope TO get the appropriation raised
10 the original estimate of $500. coo, pre-
scented by Mr.. Hills, AID pleaded for by
Assistant Secretary Norton before the
House Committee. The employees who
VIII feel the effects OF the cut are IN
the drafting division. and viii be let
out March ID according 10 Mr. Hills
The original estimate OF the super
vfsfng architect OF the needs OF his
Office was for $4,000 This the House
committee cut TO S1c5 COO
The Washington times., 1910-01-21
DIAMOND COLLAR
FOR HIS PET DOG
Seven Hundred Gems, Worth
$4,000. In Necklace of
Black and Tan.
Black and Tan.

BALTIMORE, Jan. 21.-Dfxie, the
eleven-vear-oId black and tan belonging
70 Arthur WailenhOTsJ. was the guest
q honor at a banquet given by his
owner In honor Of his birthday and the
recipient Of a collar Of diamonds estf-
mated TO he worth $1,000
WaleuhOrst IS very fond Of his dog,
which has accompanied him on his va
nous travels abroad Recently Dixie
got into an argument with a cat and
lost one eye. but this misfortune only
increased his masters regard
The diamond collar contains 20
stones, varying in weight from 4 six
-ee0th to q 5ulI carat II is Eubzfan-
tally made and arranged in such a way
as to rest close TO the breast Of the
dog.
Though Dixie got none Of the terra
pin that was served TO the other guests
at the banquet. he did get some chicken
bones and was\ made the subject OF
p0Strran6ial oratoEy.
The Washington times., 1910-01-21
WOMAN IN FLIGHT
EVADES OFFICERS
Papers Not Served Yet In
Divorce Case of General
Miller.

FRANKLIN, Pa. Jan 2L-WOrd has
reached here that Mrs Emma Miller
wife Of Gen Charles Miller, the Stand
ard oil man. who escaped Miller de-
tectives at Sharon, Pa. where they
sought to serve her with papers IN p
divorce suit, Is again in flight From
Sharon she went on Sunday to Youngs-
town. Ohio. From Youngstown she de-
psrtad for an unknown destination
Again the wife Is being pursued BY
detectives IN General Niller-s employ
When she left the Todd Hotel, at
Youngstown. at noon. to board a Penn
syIvauia train 10 Alliance Ohio, half a
dozen men who had been standing
guard at every exit Of the place imme-
diateIy fell in line, and followed
At Alliance It was reported that Mrs.
Miller had disappeared at some point
near that city It Is believed the iugi-
tive wife quit the train for an automO-
bile that she might shake OF her hus-
bands spies She was accompanied by
her daughter and two detectives
Besieged By Detectives.
At his home here General Miller +
now being besieged BY detectives said
10 he employed by the wife to serv =
him with papers in a counter suit
Friends Of the general, who is sixty
seven. say that he has suffered a para
lytic stroke as the result Of his marital
troubles
Mrs Miller before she met the oil man
was Mrs a D BUllen. Of MeadviIIe,
Pa Her husband was q piano tuner,
who still lives there His wife showed
such talent as q singer that he decided
to use his savings to send her TO New
York. where she might study.
At the railroad station at NeadviIIe.
while waiting for the New York train.
Mrs. BulleH met General Miller. The
millionaire had quite MS Pullman state
room for walk on the platform and
knowing Bullen. he fastened TO him and
shook his hand Bullen introduced his
wife TO the general, who, on learning
that she was going TO New York Of
fered 20 see that she reached her des-
tinatiou safely.
Anew days later BuIfen received q
letter from his wife telling him OF the
millionaire's courresies 10 her.
Women Bring Report.
Some women from Meadvfue. who
vent 70 New York on a shopping ex-
c-lrsIon. CHANGED 70 meet Mrs. BuUen
and they brought back stories 20 the
piano tuner which prompted him 70
Investigate and later 70 bring an action
for divorce
General Miller placed his wife in a
sauiIarium and later brought an action
for divorce On the ground OF insanity.
Two months after his divorce he mar
Red Mrs Bullen- taking her TO Europe
along with a Baptist minister who per
formed the ceremony It is said that
they tried 70 be married IN France but
the resident laws forbade
Details Of the ltfe OF the former nj =
treSs OF Miller Park the home %
the General, are likely 70 play a most
vital part IN the suits OF both husband
and wife
The Washington times., 1910-01-21
PLANNING FUNERAL
OF SIMON CARMODY
Mass Viii Be Said At Church
Of Holy Com
fOTfeT


Requiem mass Kill be celebrated to
morrow morning at the Church Of the
Holy Comforter. for the repose Of the
EOuI OF Simon CaTmOdy. a WeII-Inoun
contractor, Of this city who died yes
terday morning at the residence Of his
daughter, Ms William KerSha-v. 81
Fourteenth street northeast The Pev
Father Clarence z Wheeler probably
VII conduct the services Tnter-nent
VII be in Mt Oliver Cemetery
M CarmOoy was born in Ireland
seven cy-three years ago AT the age
OF twenty he came 10 washington and
remained until his death. Mr. Carmodv
was prominent as q contractor and
builder, and was closely Identified with
great deal Of Governmental consrr71c-
tion work about the CITY.
Three daughters and two sons survive
hlu- They are Mrs William KprSnau
Mrs Margaret Redmond Mrs RATHER
me Eough, and Francis and Joseph ".
CaTmOdy.
The Washington times., 1910-01-21
BROKE BRIC-A-RRAC;
DIVORCED BY WIFE
ST Louis Woman Granted SepeTa-
ton After Ten-ninute
Hearing

ST. LOUIS. Jan Z7--8Irs- Celeste
Clarke Thompson obtained a divorce
from Samuel a. Thompson. son OF the
late William II. Thompson. after a hear
ing lasting ten minutes and was award
ed 800 a month ailmony-
Her petition stated that Thompson
who is the head OF Al investment com
panF. had an income exceeding $4,000 a
year. Mrs Thompson told Of only one
Incident a. a ground for divorce. but
added that there were other causes
on December Il, 1893 said MIS-
THOMPSON, Mr.. Thompson gave way 70
q bit Of anger IN our apartments at the
Washington Hotel and smashed sew
eraI articles Of bric-s-brac- -
Thompson did not arpear 81 court.
The Washington times., 1910-01-21
, I'm mense Tables In the Houses
furnIs hi ne Dept PILED With
..

Table l. China spoon TrsyA Tea
StFainers. Custard Cups and Saucers
Ornaments. Vsses, &c, Pitchers. lars.
Butter Dishes Cake Paltes, Oyster
Plates, Salad Bowls. and odd pieces.
Haines' prices Soc TO sec our priCe. 10
The Washington times., 1910-01-21

10 warwick China Toilet Sets Z
pieces, including lar; Haines' 50 n o
prices. 50 and s: our price O-JO
The Washington times., 1910-01-21
Our Entire Stock of Dinner Sets;
Toilet Sets, Chocolate Sets,
Tea Sets, Etc, Reduced to
Nearly Half Price

IOO-piecs La Belle China Dinner
Sets, decorated with floral and gold trim
mi1gs- Haines' price. a set. 60 n =
SIS; our price. a set-----------~ o. j
English China Dinner Sets. 10
pieces; Haines' price, $3.50; e q o
The Washington times., 1910-01-21

Table 2 China Salad BOWS CaD
Celery Trays, Comb and Brush Trays
Cream and Sugar SETS. Bedroom Lamps
Syrup Pitchers. CONDENSED MIX JAS.
Chocolate Pots. EsyOnnaise Sets Orus-
ments. &c. Haines' price. T5c TO 90
SIPS: our Price. choice. -.--.--sJ lSfE
The Washington times., 1910-01-21

52-piece La Belle" China Cottage
Dinner Sets; Haines price, 50 90
$50 our price a set------- 81
I7-pieCe Chocolate Sets. PRETTY deco
rated china Of excellent quality; Haines'
gTaoe, q SCI =. our plloe. . 81 A9
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1910-06-29
MaIayan Treo DwelIers.

The Sakais. or tree jewellers. OF the
Malay peninsula build their houses In
forked trees IL dozen feet above ground
and reach them by means Of bamboo
ladders. which they draw up wheE
safely housed out Of harms way. The
house itself is rude kind of shack
made OF bamboo. and the flooring is
dashed together piece by piece and
bound securely 10 the tree limbs 10y
rattan. These curious people are raih
er small aud lighter In complexion
than the Malays. though much uglier
They have no form of religion at all
not even idolS-nO written language
and speak corrupt form of Malay.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1910-06-29
He Beqs Pardon No More.

Jones had just trod on the toe Of an
old gentleman while getting into the
tram car
81 beg your pardon" he said.
Hey: Speak louder. I'm a trlfe
deaf"
81 beg your pardon" repeated Jones
HIN! Peggy starving? Well. I'm
sorry. Who's Peggy
Jones WIS red in the face now.
You misunderstood, sir'' he shout
ed.
"Hey?"
You misunderstood
Miss Underwood. is she? Peggy,
who Is starving. is Miss Underwood
WellT'
II didn't @ay anything about Miss
Undcrwoodr screamed Jones. Il beg
ged your pardon. and You misunder-
stood"
ooh. now | seer said the old mar
sympathctica!ly lit is your Aunt
Peggy who is Starving Miss Under
wood. Welt. why don't yen report the
case to the Inli-r:''- Vrars;un
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1910-06-29
UNCLE SANS STaAPS.

Wonderful Collection In the Postoifics
Department Museum.
The fact that nearly all men at some
time were stamp collecl2rs Is said 10
account for the popularity of the OFF,
cisl stamp collection of the United
States postofice department maintain-
ed In connection with the postal mu-
scum In Washington. Postofiice de-
partment officials say 100000 men call
every year TO see the museum stamp
collection.
The postoface department museum
Is full of interesting objects. 1t con-
tains almost everything from lock
Of Charles Guiteau's hair to models of
the big battleships OF the navy. but
by far its most interesting feature. ac-
cording to the officials ii>cbarge. Is
the stamp collection. Few visitors
miss that sight, and many lobbyists
spend hours porting over II.
Uncle Sam as q stamp collector is
most signal success. He not only has
a complete set Of his own stamps. but
a complete collection from every other
stamp issuing country In the civilized
world as well. His collection Is val
ued by the department at 100000,
but stamp dealers say 1t would de-
mand a figure many times that sum II
placed on the open market for sale.
The fact that Uncle Sans stamp
collection is absolutely complete IS a
statement difficult to comprehend. even
TO those who have been collectors
themselves. Most of those who were
collectors In years gone 10y will re
member how many empty places there
were In their albums when they glo-
ried In the possession OF 1900 and
1000 specimens. They will recall how
many new varieties above the 1000
mark cost from So to $50 each; also
the small fortunes placed on some OF
the specially rare specimens. the KIND
which the dealers catalogues related
had been printed only to the number
Of 100 or so and but six or seven were
known TO be In existence
Well. Uncle Sans stamp collection
possesses all of these. besides the thou
sands Of common kinds. Although II
has taken hard work. many years anC
q tidy fortune to do it. the collection
today stands absolutely complete The
only varieties yet to be added arr
those yet TO be issued Baltimore
American.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1910-06-29
Young Folks
Cculcn't Hear Them.


"I've been worried abVu, my hearing
for some time" said local banker.
who tells the story on himself. and
finally the fear of getting deaf became
a sort OF obsession to me, ana | de-
cided to go over to New York 10 CON
suit a specialist ! got over there ana
went TO see the doctor. and he looked
so grave l was more scared than ever.
and was feeling pretty blue AZ
walked down Fifth avenue with a
friend
Suddenly I saw two special troll
leys' coming down II cross street filled
with children waving flags and appar-
entity having an awfully good time.
but couldn't hear a sound. In an in
slant. without stopping to realize that
could hear all the other noises OF the
traffic and my friends voice. turned
around and seized him by the arm and
shouted:
Heavens. 10. I'm deaf! 1 can't
hear those children at all
Neither can L. said my friend
with roar Of laughter. They'rs
mutes.' "-Philsdelphia Times.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1910-06-29
Realism.

when | was in London" said Miss
Warner TO the little group Of friends
round the dinner table who were lis
tening to her account Of some anus
ing experiences she had abroad last
summer. Il tried to be as British as ]
could. but was constantly getting
mixed In my English phrases.
You know one OF the underground
railroads in London is always spoken
OF as the 'tu'penny tube SO one day
when wished to be transported in n
hurry from one side Of the city to the
other astonished q big. pleasant faced
bobby by asking where was the near
est stltion of the 'twopenny tub"
Every one nj the table laughed ex
cept the young Scotch guest. He lean
ed across the board and said, very Sc
riOusly. "Ye know We caan get a bawtl
In LunnOn for tu'pence."