Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-03-18
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How would you like to tai !
In a c%antata"' I'd, jump
chants."-Louisville Courier-Jot'o
Artist-It's a good thing to
for fame. Model-Yes, for if yo,
get the fame you're sure to g
18th
Bill-Did you ever try my Ca?
Jill-Oh, yes; don't you ren,+
when was sick for such a long ,,
-Yonkers Statesman. on,
Can you tell me how I can ar
maid?' Madame, you are rar
wrong place. The embalmer's Ia
door.'-Buffalo Express. or
Il can recommend this horseln'
said a dealer, AS a strong, SCUM, {
NAL 1T must be-" agreed tn &c
toner, ito have attained it's pou
age!" yer
"Lottie, what would you do xe
work up some night and found al
lar in your rcom?" IF he was I
ing for money I'd get up and helt s
hunt.'-Life. rs.
Father-You are marrying d
daughter for love, you say? Bun
get $4,000 marks dowry. Suitor-.de
that can't be avoided, can it? -u1
gende Batter. ,e
'1mpatience." said Uncle Ebei'ot
g~inerally de feelin' you has whe1 !
wants somebody else to hurry an ev
up fob de time you's been wastir 8
Washington Star. II
Father-What! You want to nal
my daughter? Why. sir, you til
support her. l can hardly do lit,
self. Suitor (blankly)-C-can'tas
chip in together? r
Gentleman (hiring valet)-Thto
understand you to have some krwt
edge Of batbeling. You've cut hair
and on? Applicant-Off sir. but upf
on.-Boston Standard. Ht
HE lives on the fat Of the lapn
said a man to a friend, indicatil M
passer-hy in the street. What &C.
ness Is he ln?" He's the proprf
~ ~h tCLllCNy -
why, Henry! How does it har :
that you can't spell v the simI
words?" Il can't spell 'em IL fe
Amt in our spellin' book, can InAI
Cleveland Plain Dealer. ie
Here's a remarkable gold col!
want to show you, old man." q
This Is an ordinary half-eagle. VIII
remarkable about IT." 1T belongs
me.'-Boston Transcript.
Mrs. Hutton-We are organizing
plano club. Mr.. Flatleigh. Will j,
Join us? Flatleigh-Wdth pleasp'
Mrs. Hutton. What pianist do =
propose to club frst?-Tit-Bits. g
Knicker-What's Smiths idea
himself? Bocker-He doesn't thi
anybody else can do a thing he can
and he doesn't think anybody else a,
DO a thing he can't do.-Puck. >.
The father-Did mamma punish "a
to-day, Tommie? The boy-Yes, q
What did she do?" Made me st.
In the house while she raj taking Z,
singing lesson."-Yonkers Statesman
Wigwag-What, roses! Don't y
know a girl never marries the fell,
who sends her flowers? Oldbach
Sure l do. That's why I always T
to keep on the safe side.-Philadelph
Record.
Sufferer-Doctor, don't you thil
that a change to a warmer china
would do me good? Specialist-Go.
gracious. man! That's just what
am trying to save you from!-Ne
York Times.
Enraged Creditor-I've had enout
of mounting all these stairs every d;
to collect this bill. Debtor-Well,
can tell you a piece Of news that W.
please you. After tomorrow, I'm G
ing to live in the basement.-Pe
Mele.
80 when Bella rejected Jack.
went Immediately and proposed
Maud?" Yes; but that wasn't Il
best Of 1t. What do you think? I
gave Maud an order on Bella for Il
engagement ring."-Boston Ira
script.
Did you ever have appendicitis
said the insurance man. We'll
answered the skeptic, Il a operat,
on. But l never felt sure whether
was a case Of appendicitis or a ca
of professional curiosity.-Washin
ton Star.
Some men are so queer" And "
are going to tell me Of nj particular
queer one" Yes. It's Mr.. Barberto
His wife used to beg him for nicke
and dimes, and now he's cheerful
paying her a hundred a week for a
mony.'-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
81 hope you will be interested
yonder gentleman" said the hostes
II have assigned him to take you o,
to dinner" Il shall be-" respondt
the lady addressed. That gentlems
was formerly my husband and he's b
hind with his alimony."-Washingte
Cd. c. Herald.
Woggs-You seem to be very prot
of your youngest son. He must be
very remarkable youth. Boggs-He !
Judging from the papers, / think
is the only 12-year-old boy in the cou
try who hasn't invented a perfect wir
less telegraph, submarine boat, I
aeroplane.-Puck.
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