Gilpin observer., 1910-09-22
OBSERVATIONS

IL women Woulo only say the nice
things to their bubbles that they tell
the neighbcrs about them, how happy
the men folks would be.
President Taft, on his recent visit
up the Atlantic coast, said he was
glad to be in the sardine district.
We'd hardly think they were his size.
The man who let's dignity inter.
fere with his business is likely to
come to a pass when he won't have
any business to embarrass him that
way.
After hearing Carrie Nation sail in
to saloons and other things, we can
say. without fear of successful con-
tradiction, that she is Incorporate in
her language.
Eight Chicago girls were recently
awarded in court 50 apiece for hug
apiece. II they could close out their
stock at that price they would be
! pursued by titled foreigners.
An eastern paper publishes as an
NAoSo@A SIoiy tue ldCl ludt FeteT
Bekel, 107 years of age, has come
across the sea to take up a farm in
North Dakota. 1t is unusual for a
man who has reached such years of
discretion to prefer Dakota.
The Progressive Republican league,
OF Ramsey county, in it's declaration
OF principles, make the following
statement: 1--WE affirm that the i'm
mediate needs of this day is a closer,
more intimate and more living rela-
tionship between the people and the
and the government" If the league
had declared the Immediate need"
as closer, more intimate relation
ship between the stomach and the
cost of living it would have struck a
popular chord.
Don't it make you mad to have
your wife tell you about the model
habits of some man that you know
don't amount to a row of pins?
Mrs. Young, superintendent of the
Chicago schools, says "there is no
use in teaching children the elements
Of algebra, unless they intend to go
ou with the study" She may be
right, but those who go out to buffet
with the world will find many xyz
problems after they have learned the
sbc's of business.
The person who never says any
things worth remembering will es-
cape much criticism.
Mr.. Carnegie says the wealth of
the world is not equally distributed.
Count US as one ready to assist in
rectifying the error.
We can readily find good, sound
reasons for not doing the things we
don't want to do.
1t doesn't look very refined to US
for a woman to kiss a dog. but at
that it beats kissing a pup.
It's funny that when we produce a
thing ourselves it never seems as
extravagant by half to US as it would
II We had to put out Uncle Sans
coin to secure it.
we nave Sctu SOule girls WHO nave
lost their hearts in love affair, but
many more who have lost their heads
The woman who marries a man she
can'tlov is in as bad a fix as the
one who loves a man she can't marry.
Printers ink has a pleasing smell |
to the business man with a nose for |
business.
The fellow with an empty head may
we'll quote that old saw there is
plenty Of room at the top"
II the man who gets up In the |
cold, gray dawn and hikes off to the
lake to stand three or four hours in
the cold wind with chattering teeth
to get shot at flock Of ducks,
would show the same perseverance
in business and as cheerfully adjust
himself to the same inconveniences
in every day life. there would not be
30 many failures In this old world.
The new senator who says he does
not expect to reform the U. 8. senate
evidently knows his limitations.