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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-03-17
4 Different Individual.

All, said the pedestrian leaning
over the fence where the old farmer
was feeding his turkeys, raising some
birds to satisfy the cravings of the
inner man, l see
mo" replied the farmer. thinking
Of the IL cents a pound the turkeys
would bring as against the 80 cents. q
pound the consumer would have to pay
for them, 4 am raisin' these birds to
satisfy the demands of the middleman
by gosh, "-Houston Post
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-03-17
She Couldn't.

I have just had two proposals of
marriage
Are you in doubt which to accept?"
I'm going to reject both of EN- .
Why don't you reject one and ac-
cept the other?"
They're both from the same man"
Houston Post
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-03-17
Would Improve.

Old LADY, want you to take back
that parrot you sold me. l find that
it swears very badly.
Bird Dealer-Well. madam, its 2.
very young bird. It'll learn to swear
much better when it's bit older. =
London Telegraph.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-03-17
Her Suffering.

All" she sighed, for many year:
I've suffered from dyspepsia"
And don't you take anything fol-
it?' her friend asked. you look
healthy enough.
"Oh," she replied, its my HUSBAND
that has it,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-03-17
His son.

Circus Manager-Why did the dog
faced boy run away?
Side Show Proprietor-He must
have heard me tell the new cook to
prepare sausage for reakfast.-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-03-17
" here the Rub Comes.

Beef can go and lamb also,
Veal is beyond our means;
These we ban, but can, oh can
We stand for porkless beans?
Boston Transcript.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-03-17
Smile by All Means

DE world said Uncle Eben, SIS
sumpin' like lookin' GASEOUS gin
ter get better results if you smiles dan
if you makes faces Washington
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-03-17
That Kind of a EIn,rar.

Ella-That red-headed girl is always
on the go, but she is the flower of the
family Stella-A sort of Crimson
Rambler New York Press.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-03-17
Her syyer.

Your fare" said the conductor.
Said the maid. I'm not a mark;
What need is to announce it?
Do you think 1 keep it dark 2"
Baltimore American.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-03-17
Her Speciality.

No one can make such good soup
as my wife can"
In that respect she stands soupreme,
eh?'-Kansas City Times
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-03-17
Queer Story.

Bill-Did you hear the story about
the bottomlesS kettle?
Jill-No.
Bile wouldn't hold water!-
Yonkers. Statesman.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-03-17

There seems to be an epidemic OF
colds just now"
Yes, replied the man who had one.
and also an epidemic of cures fer
EN-. Detroit Free Press.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-03-17
Rah for Grouchr

He's a crouch
WHATS ne done?"
He told that giggling dining-room
girl that he'd like a little more tea
and little less tee-hee. Houston
Post
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-03-17
Eskimo Baby Talk,

With the ordinary Eskimo language
consisting of such words as igloo. ah-
we-li-ah and kalooloo-ka one can but
wonder what their real baby talk
sounds like.-Binghamt Republican.
A terrible lot OF the affection a wo-
man shows for her husband consists
in looking for hairs on his coat.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-03-17
Financial Information.

So you at last yielded to that mans
opportunities and gave him some tips
on the market?"
Yes, answered Mr.. Dustin Stax.
>, nat happened?"
We'll, they turned out so badly thai.
I'm mighty glad l didn't invest any
money on EN- myself Washington
Star.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-05-03
APROPOS Of CAR.
RTE NATION
HARRY TAYLOR RODE WITH
CARRIE THROUGH DAKOTA
DISCOVERED THAT HIS
SOUL WAS HEADED WRONG.

| Harry Taylor forgot to tell about
| the ride he had with Carrie wher
returning from the Shriners' meet
a little while ago, until he read
about her presence in Spokane.
1t seems that he and Carrie rode
together from Fargo, North Dakota
clear across the state. Side by side
they sat in Pullman car, he with
| some friends of his who sat across
the aisle.
Carrie sold them all a hatchet
and was game for their playful ban.
ter. Furious she may be when crack.
ing up saloons, but when it comes
to joshing she Is there with all the
rest. They bantered her and plagued
her, but she came back strong and
held her own with all the sinners
on the car.
The men went to the dining car
for dinner and came back with big
cigars. Promptly Carrie took the
bait and told them they were on the
way to hell.
well" said one of the party,
where were you going when you were
smashing mirrons and other prop
erty in saloons?"
81 wash smashing hell-holes," said
Carrie, and she held her point.
Carrie travels with a wad of mon
ey. One of the Taylor party attempt
ed to evade the purchase of Ratchet
by having no smaller than hundred
dollar BILL co." said Garry, Il can
change that" And she did. She
pulled up her skirt Chat is, an outer
one, of course) and underneath 1t
showed a bag containing greenbacks
rolled up like cabbage head. Never
had the Wenatchee man seen so
much money before at one time. In
another valise hitched on somewhere
else she had a sack of loose change.
She changed the 800 bill quick and
made another sale.
She knows the ways OF keeping in
the nmelight and never talks below
a tone that can be heard throughout
the entire car. Every move attracts
attention, and Mr.. Taylor marked
her for a brainy woman, although he,
did not express himself about the
smashing Of the booze receptacles.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-05-03

across the street that has for year
past been operated by Mr.. and Mrs.
Hopkins, and the two will be known
as the Oxfor1 Hotel and Cafe. Mr..
and Mrs. Hopkins are first class no.
tel and restaurant people and can be
depended upon to run strictly up
to-date establishment.
Mrs. Arthur Ivy, sister of Mrs.
Geo, Hopkins, arrived here last week
from Wenatchee, accompanied by her
children She will take up her resi-
dence on her husbands land under
the government project. Mr.. Ivy is
temporarily located in Wenatchee
where he is in the employ of the c..
& o. Nursery company.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-05-03

And. Of course, indigestion II neg.
lected long enough, brings ON seri.
Gus diseases In which Kodol cannot
benefit you. Some Of these there
% No help for at all.
There are, In fact, very few all
1snts which cannot be traced d.
rectly to impure blood. And i'm.
pure blood II always due to q dis.
ordered stomach.
Use Kodol and prevent Nervous
Dyspepsia.
Kodol will e6ectually assist Ma
ture to secure q complete restora-
dca Of good digestion. It does
this BY at once digesting all food
In the stomach and keeping Il d..
gested, until the stomach 10 rested
and can resume it, own work. Ko-
dol removes the cause-and the
eject quickly removes itself.
When 1t II recalled that Apo.
Dasxy. Heart Disease. Cancer-and
even Consumption-are due to
poor digestion and poisons thus
transmitted to the blood. and
throughout the systematic impor.
tAAce Of maintaining good diEes-
In r q once realised.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-05-03
OkAN0GAN NEWS
LETTER

!" Fred Pein returned Thursday from
Tacoma where he has spent the win
ter attending business college. An
drew Storehow, who went out with
him, is still there and will remain
for another month.
I Harry Richie and John Kitchen,
who were arrested some weeks ago
for taking liquor on the reservation,
were found guilty in the federal
court at Spokane last week ana each
fined hundred dollars and given
a Jail sentence, which they are lay
ing out in Spokane.
Frank Matsura made trip to
Olema early in the week on a pic
ture-taking tour.
P NJ Snider, manager of the Com
mercial Bank, made business trip
to the county seat early in the week.
Harry E. Jones was a visitor here
Saturday. He is improving his twen-
ty-acre tract near Omak and has be-
come an Okanogan valley booster.
The spring examination of appli-
cants for teachers certificates will
be held at Conconully May IL, 10
and IA.
Among those from Riverside at
tending the Odd Fellows Qualification
Tuesday were: A. w. Campbell, Geo.
Packwood, H. T. Jones, Frank Frier-
mood, Leon Huntley and ]. M. Ma
lone.
DR.. w. s. Moore was a visitor at
Conconully Saturday and at Brewster
Sunday on professional business.
Mrs. v. M. Hermann was down
from Conconully several days this
week looking after her various inter-
ests here.
/, The new hospital is practically
completed and Dr. Moore expects to
occupy it May 1.
R. Insinger of Spokane, manager
of the Hypotheek Bank, and G. w.
Hendricks of Waterville, who has
charge of the farm loans for the in
stitution in this district, were in Okla
hogan yesterday, looking over the
district with view of extending
their operations to this section. They
were well pleased with the country
and decided to open branch office
here.
The Okanogan band will give an
entertainment about the middle of
May, or as soon as the new auditor
FUN is sufficiently completed to per-
nit of a public gathering. 1t will
be in the nature of vaudeville, con-
sisting of high grade marches, Choir
uses given in metropolitan operate
style, magic and comedy stunts,
winding up with a side-splitting
farce. The entertainment will be
given under the direction of ]. B.
Herbert, instructor of the band. who
has had years of experience in that
line.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Dodd are
entertaining Mr.. Dodd's father and
mother, who arrived Tuesday from
their home in Illinois for few
months visit.
The Hotel Oxford, under the man
agement OF George Hopkins, was
opened this week. The building has
been thoroughly overhauled and put
in fine condition. 1t has been re-
papered and reprinted within and
given a new coat of paint without. |
New beds and furniture have re-
placed the old, and new carpets and
rugs are on the floor. 1t will be run
in connection with the cafe directly |
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-05-03

Congressman Frank o. Lowden OF
the Thirtieth Illinois district, will re-
tire at the end of his present term
on account of poor health.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-05-03
Surprising,
What kodol Will Do

For you, when you need it But the longer you neg.
lect Indigestion, the you will suffer before Kodo
can restore Good Digestion.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-05-03

We knew what Kodol would do
before ever the FIRST bottle was
sold. II We did not know just what
1t viii do, We would not guarantee
It the way We do.
It IL easy for you to prove Kodol
the next (er the llrst) time you
have an atta=k Of indigestion. And
you will certainly be surprised 1t
tho results. It 70 perfectly harm
less.
There can be no harm in trying
something thtt may do you q great
deal Of good -when II costs you
nothing II It loesn't
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-05-03

90 70 your druggist today and n, = ii.
lar bottle. Thsn1fter you have usc1 -
S1sife contents 4 the bottle II You sea
honestly say. the4t hes NOT done you sny
eood: return TIE Assie 70 the Arnegiss and
ton or delay. WeWili then pev the drr~.
1ist for the both. Don't hesitate. 81
drugststs know thu our guar>ntse h Sos1.
This o6er applies b the large bottle cuiy
a. ana e pit one r. tniiy. The large BOT
cent bottle. ~
Kodol n prep&ed at the labo,..
togiescf =. G. Dewitt & Co. Chicann.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-08
S133,345,662
NATIONS SET BAD EXAMPLES.

Our readers yesterday
of the proposed expenditures be navy year
The Dreadpoughts
total cost of S1o0oo000 each and bateshp
S18000000 is advocated and planned.
writer who is opposed these expenditures fig
urd that the the S10000000
North Dakota would put up $4,000 agricultural college and
experimental farm every county the North Dakota
with endowment fund of S750oO for which if
vested in Dakota farm mortgages would yield S0500 annually
for maintenance of each eschoo and leave million dollar
dowment for the state agricultural college.
That is striking of putting it and unansweable
argument concede that baleshps absolute
necessity The S6000000 for the 33000ton warshp which
ay Meyers advocates might make thousands happy homes
ntermountan country This messenger destruction will
than any the irrigation projects which
claim the arid
The expenditures which human effort
energy misappd wasted prove oncluvey the
of arbitration wherein the darements of nations
may amcaby settled and peace made without the
arbitrament of
Resortng murderous conflict is but relic of
barbarsm when might of necessity made right and reconl
the conduct which exacts of the individual
higher responsibility and Of righteousness than ezemph
fled by supposed to be civilized
difference between individuals settling their dis
Plates by boodhed and nations going to war? None whatever
except this that individuals be prompted by mpulsiveness
fits of deep anger while aggressive nations guided by deber
bodies premedatvely and hence ndefensby, sanction
homicide.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-08
CITIES AFFECTED BY FLOODS.

newspapers Salt Lake that that
city other business places have lost 50000 by the floods
ming with the that destroyed the Los Angeles They
Salt Lake suffering that promises
half million dollars before the restoration of railroad traffic
Salt Lake severely
med than the Southern Pacific physically has been by the floods
i'll Humboldt valley Nevada The worst damage to the railroad
is the miles Palisade canyon and that
road had be entirely rebuilt the would be
$4,000 mile total of S34000O The damage
in the roadbed but in the loss
Pacific has been completely blocked for nearly
another week through operated
which that nearly months business lost
onewefth of which aggregates millions the
year
Cities like Salt Lake which depend in part
keep business alive sensitive the interruption
municaton and at such times
tnued presents problem Los Angeles another
point which experiencing period of
Of the blocking of passenger travel
Ogden because does depend any great sight
although railroad flood
conditions the railroads out Of here The greatest loss
that inflicted the railroad who
vacation although big percentage of the tranmen doing
duty the work trains employed repairing the damaged tracks
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-08
THE GUIDE TO PIANO PURCHASERS.

1t always pays buy the best possible"
This applies pnoforteS than to anything else
purchased lifetime and like clothing
furniture, until fashion changes.
strictly frstclass high
grade piano made by manufacturer of will always
when hand command from 40
value according to its The standing reputation
has little value after year of
Second matter of satisfaction comfort reli
able piano will constantly
1t will not get out of order while poor piano will be
misery and expense.
Remember however that does always that high
uncrupulou dealers think nothing charging price
for raeap they have customer deal who ignorant
IF real values
person wants to sell piano price in half
before store have robbed Won
II he could
It costs to make good article than make Door
really class article by
e of manufacture where cheapness the object aimed at
This is especially true of the panoortes.
practice of
oheap which he will make three the profit
be Will really good that he is
pushing just the distinguished makes only Won
paying for the name"
What constitutes the name of piano maker?
Nothing Endorsement and musicians and
tho of the public that his are honestly and
well made, consequently will last for years.
Therefore when purchaser for the of manu-
GCturer and this applies to the manufacturer really good
piano he reality getting
thfng Ike tho value for his money In other he NAV get
and be may eN ~
steinwsy sohmer, Estey Kmbal Henry Miller vose and
others arc made by manufacturers having name"
OGDEN MUSIC co Everything Music 2370 Wash Avo
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-08
WHY PRICES ARE
NOW SO HIGH

Washington. March s,-The select
senate committee today began its in
vestigation into the causes OF the high
er cost Of the necessarles of living.
Two witnesses, both Washington
merchants, testified. one stating there
had been no increase in the price OF
meat products during the last five
years and otehr declaring the price
OF beef had advanced 10 per cent and
pountry and pork, 90 TO 100 per cent
during the last ten years.
Walter Brown retail meat dealer.
told the committee that retail prices
OF meats were about the same as they
were five years ago. He said he
bought his meats In Maryland and
Virginia on the hoof and did his own
slaughtering He said the retailers
have no agreement among themselves,
but their prices We're the same Tor
all meats except pork. which was the
highest he had eyed known.
When asked by Senator simmons
why dealers who bought from western
packers could not afford TO sell as
cheaply as he could after he had dealt
directly with the farmer. Mr., Brown
reulled:
The packers save everything
They make a good profit off the parts
OF a bullock that we throw away.
Therefore. thoy can afford TO sell 10
the dealers at a price which enables
them to compete with US, Inc PACK
ers could put MS out of business, II
they desired. but we are TOO small lot
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-08
AMENDMENTS ARE
NULL AND VOID

Washington. March S.-That the
fourteenth and fifteenth amendments
TO the constitution are null and void.
was declared by a resolution intro
duccd by Representative Sisson,
(MississippD which directs the Attor-
ney General TO submit the question
to the supreme court of the United
States.
Mr. Sisson's resolution decided that
the journals OF the senate and house
oil the thirty ninth. fortieth and forty
first congresses show that the two
amendments relating TO the enfran-
chiSement of the negro were not
adopted In the two houses by a two
thirds vote, and further that three
fourths OF the several states did not
ratlfy them as required by the con-
Stituuon.
The attorney general is ordered
aud directed" to submit the question
OF their validity to the supreme court
and to file at the same time with the
court copies of the journals OF both
houses OF congress and Of the legisla-
lures oil the states which acted on the
matter.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-08
Y DUNG LYON
NOT OUT OF
DANGER

The fate of Theodore Kennedy, the
negro who shot Walter Lyon through
the neck last December Is known.
He will serve term of fifteen years
in the state penitcntiary- But just
what the result OF the wound in
fiicted upon Lyon Will be is yet
problematical. Lyon was shot
through the neck, the ball entering
just in front Of the LETT ear and COM
ing out at the back Of the neck, i'm
mediately behind the right ear
IL was thought at the time OF the
shooting that no bones we're injured
The wound had partially healed when
the young mans neck began 10 swell
and pain him. The swollen part was
lanced and from 1t came particles of
bone. Since that time the wound has
been kept open and Mr. Lyon has SUI
iered great agony. 1t has been die
covered that the fifth and sixth GER
vical vertebrae were badly shattered,
end there Is danger Of paralysis OF
the spine
The doctors state that the fracture
is SO dangerously near the spinal
cord that IL is hazardous 10 probe for
the broken homes. and that the only
way to remove them is by the slow
process of nature sloughlng them or
through the open wound. II paralysis
does not ensue. II Is thought by ths
physicians that tho young man will
recover.
Mr. Lyon is able 70 be about. but
he says he suffers greatly and Is muca
weakened. II is impossible for him
to move his neck. and to lower his
arms 10 his sides causes great pain
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them to notice. -

them to notice
]. C. Walker. 4 member OF a market
company which caters to the fashion
able trade in this city, told the com
mittee he had asked Armour & Com
pany why meat had gone up, and was
told that this was because there were
% million less hogs and 10,000,000 less
cattle in the country than there were
ten years ago.
Are the prices at which you arc
selling today higher than five years
ago?' asked Senator Smoot
Yes Quite a little"
Higher than a year ago?'
slightly"
Questioned as to the wholesale
price of butter and eggs. Mr.. Walker
said ElgIn butter was now selling at
30 cents a pound. He said that on the
day it was announced that the senate
was to investigate the price Of butter
to dealers butter throughout the coun-
try dropped seven cents pound.
What. in your personal opinion.
does that indicate to you?' asked
Chairman Lodge.
1T looks to me like combination
fixes the price" replied Mr., Walker,
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-08
. A Y NJ EN S
MISSION in
OGDEN

The Ogden ministers attending the
Laymen's Missionary Movement in
Salt Lake were notified at noon to-
day that NJ D, Eubanks. one OF the
noted speakers, would speak in Ogden
Wednesday
The churches have decided to unite
In a meeting in the Congregational
church, tc be held at s o'clock TO-
morrow night, which VIII be addressed
by Mr. Eubanks, whose laymen sev-
ices have been given in China.
These missions are proving TO be a
wonderful impetus TO religious work
and are drawing TO the churches count
less thousands
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-08
DEATH CAUSED BY
PTOMAlNE POISONING

An investigation into the cause of
the death of Martin Cahill. the Rio
Grande Western section foreman who
died at the family residence in this
city Sunday evening, probably will be
made as Mr. Cahill died from pto-
maine poisoning caused by eating
canned sardines Sunday noon. The
contents of the stomach OF the de-
ceased are being analyzed by DR.
Joyce. who attended Cahill. and to
whom Cahlll stated that he had eaten
some canned sardlnes while at work
Sunday noon,
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-08
SECRETS HELD
AS TO 1907 PANIC

Atlanta. Ga. March S.-"If Charles
w. Morse would toll what he knows
of the connection OF the hnanclers in
New York with the panic of 1907,
about u dozen men who stand high in
the business world would be buying
tickets 10 Europe and other places
for trips of indefinite length said w.
p. Reid of Boston before leaving for
the north yesterday, after a confer
encc with the former "icc king"
Mr.. Reid, lifelong friend OF
Morse, has much of his business In
charge and has been frequent visitor
at the federal prison here since the
latter began serving a ffteen-year
sentence for violation Of the national
banking laws.
Morse Is not the squealing kind.
and those men know It, But II they
thought he was going to talk they
would not be backward in giving him
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-08
II To Country Subscribers ~

Evory few days letter from subscribers
who eve don't understand how the
from sending its credit the
do a credit business
Tho government does not object system
But 1t that only
the snef the postal
four ceuts month Daily
pay 30 cents day.
pay 80 cents per month
the must be discontinued
prompt your paper
hind than three months.