The mirror., 1910-08-04
The Second
Annual Session d
OF the Local Who-Nho's and How
It Terminated After a Deal
CT Discussion.

CT Discussion.
The second annual convention OF
the local Who-Who's was held here
recently and an effort was made to
keep the proceedings from the press,
but the airless apparatus OF The Mir
ror was in fine working order and a
fairly good report was therefore OBJ
tanned with i tile difficulty. The
Who Who's are a modest lot, but
the duty of the press is to give the
good things to the world. The form
er President and Secretary having
departed for wider and more con-
genial fields, the call for the second
convention was issued by the Duke
of Oxford as Chairman and Oliver
Twist as Secretary pro tenn. Naturally
a call issued by these two gentlemen
in the commissary department excit-
ed the keenest curiosity and visions
of a feast, including shredded cocoa
nut. preserved olives, buttermilk,
clans and Holsters, foated before the
minds of the recipients of the invi-
tations. However, here was great
disappointment when it was learned
thatthere would be no banquet. New
ertheless the meeting was largely at
tended by most of the local notables
and celebrities.
Following is correct report OF
the proceedings of the convention:
Duke of Oxford-Gentlemen: |
was not here lahst yeah W h. n the
First Annual Convention of the Who
Who's was held
A yoice-You ought to have been
Duke of Oxford-However tn a
may be, my friend, was not, but
had the pleasure of reading an ac
count of it in our family journal
and at the request Of large number
of local high satraps / have ia e
the liberty
Ayoice-Liberty-that' g o d
Jook.
Duke of Oxford-As said, hav'
taken the liberty to issue the call TO
the second annual session in view o
the fact that the former President
a very dear friend of mine-and tn
former neutrality-suspicious. good pa
are no longer heah. A nd now
gentlemen, the first thing in orde
will be the election of President
/ will suggest, by way OF parentheslE
that you select m me who ma
prospects for remaining here some
time so that in another yeah, you Wi
not be entirely destitute OF prope
officials. In these circumstances 70
will readily perceive that | canno
accept any honors at your b a d
Gentlemen, nominations for Pres
are now in order.
Heliograms- President, L
i am going to place in nomination
with your kind permission, distll
guished resident, man who do'
things well wherever he is placed
aman who will not disappoint ye
in my opinion-and if he should
out before his term of office expir
he will be obliging enough to con
back so that this famous society ms
always have presiding officer al
not find itself in the predicament
again being leaderless and officerle'
The man / am going to nominate
know well. We have played bas
ball in the same team and he is O.
of the best first baseman in captlvl'
I'll have pleasure in placing
nomination that distinguished gent
man-Old Repeater the man W
never disappoints- if need
will break in to hold his job as pl
siding officer. APPLAUSE
Signor Caruso-Signor Preside
| second this magnificent nominasl
Montie-Me too, Monsieur Pra
don.
Duke Of Oxford-Old Repea
has been duly nominated and secoI
ed for President. Are tn here q
other nominations?