Evening journal., 1910-09-12
SHORT STORIES

An exchange asks, ''what is the matter
with tho Church 90 Give 10 up. Ask tho
man who mover goes TO church, he knows-
Chester Times
The woman who cannot afford 10 20 10 tho
seaside or mountains, may have the Satafac-
tion Of knowing that while tho rich woman
Is having good time on her vacation the
moths arc eating away AZ her seal skin sack
Colonel Roosevelt bed In his private
car Republic is four inches shorter than his
height so hcil cithcr have TO cuddle mp his
Evening Sun.
Words Eaye faicd to express the deep
humiliation felt by Sunny jim sherman.
New York Evening Sun
4 small prison senssace looks rroat donl
worse than big line 10 the cohhrmed Joy
rider Chicago News.
Mr.. Cannon is another who put himself in
the way of things happenins, and they nSp'
penod.--Indianapolg News.
! Among the many business establishments
] OF sort aud another chat Keen open
day and night In this city there rs at least
one devoted 60 tailoring, tailor shop that
keeps omen around the clocK, every hour IN
the twenty four. You can set yoar clothes
pressed here nt o'clock m the morning
n you want TO, just as you couid nc 2
o. clock IN the afternoon. Practically all
| transient this shops night trnoe is, the
trade Of visiting strangers, who may have
. Drought Win tnfm only tnN flntNth NNfN
/ have on or whose trunks have not yet come.
They may have met with some mishap at
night or may have been caught out IN the
rain, and naturally they want 90 get this
work done Il they can whenever the neces.
sity arises In such circumstances the all
night tailor shop sometimes gets work to
do on women's garments as well as those
OF mon.-New York Sun.
When Albert Henry Savage Landor
reached ST. Petersburg on his way
from the forbidden land the fact was
duly chronicled. and the London press
associations sent cable messages tc
Australia telling of the hairbreadth
escapes and manifold sufferings. The
Melbourne Times received but shori
note. which was this:
"A Savage Landor arrived I'm ST
Petersburg today from Tibet, after
suffering greatly at the hands OF the
natives"
This was meager enough but the
news editor was equal to the occasion
the following morning. among thu
other matters OF news. the readers o.
the Timesrfound this startling infor
nation:
"A savage landor got into ST. Pet
ersburg yesterday and the people o
the city were terrific. After consid
cradle difficulty, the beast, which came
from Tibet. was captured, taken to Z
remote place and there despatched. Il
is said that this Is the first animal o.
the sort ever seen in Russia. How he
reached the city after his fights will
the natives OF Tibet, which Is a com
paratively unknown country. Is a mys
b tery. ."-MacDougall's Magazine.
- Two busy individuals at genera
Headquarters I'm the Western UniOl
building are Miss Ouida Kinzel, OH
cial stenographcr, who writes O thou
sand-more or less-letters a day 70
D visiting Templars, and Miss Emil
u Schiltel, telegraph operator. who send
OFF an equal number OF Telegram
g daily for Knights for whom the mai
8 Is too slow.
e At really busy moments Knight
Ie stand six deep around Miss kinzel an
4 reach over each others shoulders
put In bid for the privilege Of di
tating the next letter.
What I call In a hurry" said Mi
er Kinzei. "is man who will hand me
ho card with an address on 1t and 4
re- notes of what he wants said, and [
on me 10 Wfllt Aht itANti dhu ihdii IT, q
ey hurry away. / have quite few
We those.
~ "The most interesting man / b
er was one who stopped and game me
I'm visiting card. His address was {
a graved in the lower corner. He han
cd me a dollar with the card and sa
,d Please write letter for me. / sa
"a Certainly To whom TO my wifi
~ he answered, that is my name "
have on the card I understand tina
told him, but what shall l wri
about?
n "'Oh. write about page, he repl
4 ed and strolled away. Chicago TT
10 bune.