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Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02

Constant Reader-We think it will be
entirely safe, if you wear muzzle
and gag, to attend the next Fredericks
meeting.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02
WHAT-NEXHRi

Ralph" said a mother to her 7-year-old
boy, 'you must not interrupt me when l am
talking with ladies. You must wait till
stop. Then you can talk
But you never stop" said the Judge
Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02
THE PLEASANT SIDE

The pleasant thing for the government
trust buster is that his salary and fees
go just the same whether he busts
the trusts or not.-Phiadelphia Record
Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02

General" Coxey, who is in New York
abusing Roosevelt, was a S3d-degree
fanatic some years ago, in the eyes
Of Wall street, but its newspaper or
gans are now quoting him as a Dan
iel come to judgment.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02
AN UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION

Nearly every political boss has his ear
to the ground all right, and the public
has its foot the other ear-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02

Manager Chance of the Chicago Cubs
lays it to the boxmen. Seems to think
he took the pitchers to the well once
too often.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02

The new Atlantic steamers are so
lorg that the prov is well along to-
ward Europe before the stern has
started from New York.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02

Uncle Joe Cannon is stumping his
district for the first time Heretofore
he has gone down to the livery stable
and chewed tobacco with the boys. let
ting the campaign take care Of itself.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02
wHIcH MEANs GOING SOME

Sometimes II seems like shame to
spoil a beautiful month like October with
polltics-Toledo Blade.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02
OLD, BUT NOT USELESS

Before the country takes up with the
new nationaIism 1t might be well to give
the old natonalism an honest trial-Provi-
dence Tribune.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02

Captain Fredericks is fond of noble
old maxims. For example: "Where
there's a will there's a way"
Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02
NOT ON HIS LOOKS

Henry L. stimson the Republican candi-
date for governor of New York, is a hand
is not running on his looks.-Chicago Rec
d-Herald.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02

II is one OF the happiest consequences
ton and makes him the most popular and
the most powerful among the public men OF
France. After this no viii be able TO do
almost anything he pleases and the country
Will be the galner.-Philadelphia Inquirer.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02
ALWAYS HER FAULT
OHIO POLITICS

The fall Of the throne OF Portugal fur
nishes another opportunity to blame things
on a woman-Baltimore Sun.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02
MORE SERIOUS

Progress in Republican politics now
means following behind Colonel Roosevelt.
Boston Globe.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02
THE AIRsHIP MAN

Although mistaken in his guess
About the spot where he'll arrive,
A flight is always a success
When every one gets back alive.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02

The 1910 census of the Los Angeles
Y. M. c. A. now compares very favor
ably with that OF the city to which it
is such a credit.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02

IT is understood that at the court
house all the Billikens have been
turned to the wall.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02

Hereafter when the sheriff has a
ticklish job, maybe he will try 1t on
the dog.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02
AND ~ WEST POINT

broken heart isn't as serious mat
ter as stomach trouble.-Atchson (Kas,)
Globe.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02
BKAaAs QUICK PERFORMANCE

For quick action, President Braga OF
Portugal makes American insurgents look
like thirty cents.--Washington Post,
Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02

Hazing at Annapolis is about to be stopped
forever again.-Philadelphi Ledger
Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02

western farmer, discovering a blaze in
his kitchen, promptly extinguished 1t with
milk. Thus, we are taught that watered
milk has its legitimate after all
New Orleans (La.) Times-Democrat.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02
Far and Wide
KINGS IN EUROPE

The trade of king is playing out In
the countries where the fullest faith rests
in the monarchical form of government 1t is
even there considered a makeshift until
better forms are conceived there is
greater willingness to test better forms
Toledo Blade.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-11-02

On all matters pertaining to advertising
address Charles r. Gates, advertising man
ager.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31
All the Time There Is

few days ago press dispatches carried paragraph
about man OF 20 years applied for admission TO Missouri
university as a student
to be hoped the university took him in and gave him
chair the chair which Ponce dc Leon should have endowed for
example
For that than college course can teach
him He knows the secret of eternal youth.
lie has discovered difference between being 70 years old
and being 20 years young
He has learned that the Of growing old gracefully
is not to grow old at all
Forgetting personal that time IS behind him. he
remembers only that eternity ahead OF him. at least that It
Is wisdom to act as were man knoweth to the CON
trary
He knows the who plants his feet firmly upon To-
dav with his eager interested face turned toward Tomorrow -
us A. much alive at 20 H. As muchf More lie has eN
peence judgment comparison. which mere youth though Il
were sired by Genius damned by Learning and welded %
Power cannot possibly In all life there no substitute tor
having lived
One thing only must the onewhohaslived rememher-no'
live in experience, but for IL
In all eternity there is but day-Today There are
dead odays which call yesterdays and unborn oda which
we call tomorrow These will be- but Today IS the only
day which is.
Let rs live it. then though the only day which had
ever daned and then though be 70 H. in the profound
words al the Indian chieitan we have all the time there IS
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31
ON oABBLEoFF.

Copyright. 1910. BY the Author
.p.d zou ever see an EatereoN :
ASKED 0abblsoff. before e came bis
turn again. without waiting for
az answer. he wens on We'll. the
EAtefcow wnk q coz which laaFnra
10 eat pie and candy instead 81
grass After that. the farmer
cunidn't afford to keep her. 10 he
drove hnr out aud she turned into
a Wild COW She used % rooat up
in treen on the road 90 school and
wait for little bows and kiris to
come paat with y piecs Of ple or =
stick % CANDY. and thea shed
jump down and cat the pts aaa
candy hWay from them Then
4he'd run away and hide In her
cave. uhore nobody could sei her
fhe reason they couidn't gst her
Nas because the cave vas In the
water. right In the middle 81 the
eatsr. just like a land cave Is ia
the middle OF hill aometimea
when they chased her. she would
swim out into the lake and dive
down and then they'd sAY. rhsret
the old thing ~ drowned IT last
and good enough Tor her. but abe
wasn't drowned nj all She Wsa Ia
her water cave
~Of course. you might think the
water would run into the cave. but
e couidu't. because the floor and
the top and the sides were made
Of spongea. and they soaked up the
water and kept the cave nice and
dry for tho Eatercow
But when Il came winter there
weren't 40 many little boys and
girls eating things outdoors. and
the poor old Entarcow got awful.
iy hungry. and one day after she
had sat ny In the tree Cor hours
without a bite Of pie Or anything.
ehe saw a bakery wagon come
along Then the old cos Jumped
down cut Of her tree and hooked
the driver and unhooked the door
u the wagon and rysmnlagsd
around and had thu biggest faati
val with herself she ever had "a
her life She got the raspberry
pfc and the peach pie and the lem
on pie Rpd the vanilla cream pie
and the strawberry pie and the
pineapple pie and the every kind ol
pie. besides the pie that was iuAi
/ pie Then she went into the cake
box and she got the angel cake
and the sponge cake and the mar
bic cake. Yes. and she got the
chocolate cake and the cocoanui
cake and the stummy- That
ones a Joke. but you needn't laugh
u you're not feeling we'll
But while the ERtercow vas
gobbling up the pie and cake the
driver ran and told the baker and
the baker was mad. and he got
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31
HeSTORYCLU
CAVE OF THE BATHROOM
HY EDMUND VINCE COOKE

kin bread knife and hts rolling PIN
aad he chased the katsfooN "a Nil
her And the Eat0rcow roeian
run a. fast az usual. bat she Pm
auun 90 hcr LAKE and Il naa Al
froHru over 40 she Faa of o.
the he 20 her cave. and wien the
baker followed her into her wafef
cave there Hhe was mfAndina froxeN
a. the floor
so The baker sook a pail and
miiked the kaiefcuw and she gave
Ice cream. Raspberry Ecs cream
and peach ice cream and lemon
and vanilla and strawberry and
pineapple leo cream. and that's
how they fuund out that II ron
shake h aud frcsae Il and flavor Il.
yuu get ice cream.
so ever since that the confee.
tionsrs and bakers sell Ice ersam
and that's why yuu always eat
cake wlsh T. Aud sometimes you
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31

Everybody 10 perfectly Wild over
the -Four Jealo1s Bsssx pvxxie.
There have beer q number Of at
tsupts q, solution submitted. but
they are an full o. flaws.
For. remember. the -Four jeal.
oua Beaux are trying 10 get across
the Duwamlsh with their girls 10 =
boat built for two 80 that no girl
viii have 70 cross with any fellow
unless he IA her beau. or remain
on either side In the company %
any other Of she young men unless
her own beau r. present
Here Is one attempt AZ a solu.
ton By a persistent puxxler' Let
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

A bachelor who +. given a baby
20 hold looks as helpless AZ a lost
dog
It's awfully hard for widower
20 convince hia children that they
need a new mother
Some musicians who play by ear
ought TO consult an auflst
Too many people spend their time
tn trying 10 be miserable.
A womaua age has but little Ia
common with what she says about
IT,
II woman has nothing 10 worry
about. her happiness il Incomplete
Happy Ia the man who Is too deaf
to hear what others say about him.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31

ting A. y. c and y represent the
beaux. and q. b. and q the girls.
be started them thus;
a and b rowed over. b returning.
b and G rowed over. returning
aud d rowcd over. q returning
then got out 81 the boat and
A ard r0wed over
Bnt here " flxales out. because II
either A or n landed. be would be
over there with G. ard her beau. G.
not present.
u locks very, very, on. VERY
much - u The star must be relied
upon to give the answer 10 the
weird problem IN Fridays issue.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31
THE TRIALS OF
A SPRING POE

~ ~ RaNA&AHff
Tho oviimiaiic troahadour
Who writes these vrrnal chants
So fancy rich. IL himself 20 puor
There's fFlnee upon his pants
To mild. bland Spring tbs bard
doth pull
A genial. IlngIing ode
but "owedn" are not receipts 10
fuii~
When Goals 80 much a lead
OF pReana 90 the bluablra he
Fashions a inhored lay
lui his real lays a layoff. sect
lIia work brings BIN no pay
o. flowers tho bard writes trinicta.
When him the spirit doth stir.
But cAullfiower 20 vloieta
His stomach would prefer
on trees that put out nos green
shoots
iie pens vllaneile:
A this his boarding mistress boots
And he IL put out as we'll
To robins bosom erimeoned DER.
lie reels offs anapestss
And then 10 meet = crisis sare
lie hooks his nNu red xeats
The poat on the ardent dove
Composes rhapsodieH,
But be can't live. likc Il. On love
he pines for Schweitzer cheese.
On Eephyru ut length the bard be.
slows
Some airy. breezy aonnetg
TO raise the wind hts Wife then
blows
The proceeds for new bonnota
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31
IN THE PUBLIC EYE

After 40 years 81 public life.
Senator John W Daniel of Virginia
has been stricken with what Is an.
doubtedly bis last illness
Men snd women who have seen
the gallant Virginlan place HIS
crutchea by the side Of bis seat IN
the senate chamber aud rise 70 tell
the republican party Just what he
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31

Bill DID you ever try exercising
N your room when you get up in
the morning?
Jill on. yes.
And what ana you find Il did for
your"
Made me late for breakfast. 49,
YOnkers Statesman.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31
OsGAR ISIS EsTHETIC. Bun ADOLF-RAAI

"Beholt Adolf how ofey add
lambkna How do like dose lamhkns7"
"stewod VA
You hnf no poetry soul dot
nddle Dirt iaG piping hiss lay"
Yeas but IN der meandme der plumber laying
"Und dose yllowRhuw
"Vere2 dond entalpa trees"
Fool Come, lod as pick daffodls"
AN rrrRht / dafy
"und IN sylvan dell yet find some dande
lion green's" ~
Pooh draw der line dandeon green's boy gift me der
Prusslon blues"
Alas how scarce ISIS dose pretty cowslps"
mo Wonder All beef bass
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31

Want a fairy Or a aprite2 or
an elf Or fairy tale boy7 Want
a Kid who can smile and smile and
smile. and never seem 10 get tired
Of smillng2 Get Master Melford
say the moving picture men And
they do got him though Il costs
them about $40 a day to do IT,
That's pretty fair wages for "A llttN
fellow who began 10 appear on the
moving picture stage only n year
ago. Master Melford. however
comes from a moving picture show
family which lives IN Cinnlnnati
He does r. good deal Of travelins
from one studio 90 another.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31

Everett doctors have Increased
their charges Everett is doubtful
whether the raise comes under the
high cost Of living elasslfiea
ton
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31

Ii the faunal naturalist IL lucky
IN Berlin he may add a couple ct
daehsnunds 10 his Smithsonian col
lection and perhaps a paif Of
shochs"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31

Has he made a success on the
baseball field7"
Well he's hitting 800 right
along. but 80 far no one asked him
% write the story OF his life. g.
Detroit Free Fresa.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31
THIS IS WHY SOME THINGS FLOAT.

hody itself win
with only below uurfaes Achlmedea
Grek Mathematician discovered th principle that floating body
displAcc volume liquid q the weigh, a. itself When
u thrown the dapce enough
Think would 90 the world bee
tho Thickness thickness would the houn
and the At least would fee BE- fiKa
zoneR
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31

ut. Aetna continues 70 behave
like an enthusiastic mcmber Of the
plack Rand society.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31

Meneuks eventual demise only
goes 10 show the result OF keeping
everlastlngly at r.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31

ibid you have any assistance
when you made your appearance aa
a singer
Yes. answered the amateur so
iofHt There was a policeman
keeping order IN the gallery -
Washington Star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31
EUREKAl ATLAST

Inventor have here something
nov, tnximugcr Tor spring poets
Capitalist What docs II do
Inventor II measures fhalf
verses
Capitalist WIN Il SELF
Inventor Like wildnre. You see
II charges the poet 20 much ~
every line no writes.
sioney IN most peoples 70 81
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31

Tomorros the Btoryfnsn will
start the story Of The Proud Don.
KEY"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31
WISE AND OTHERWISE.
Patience viii prevail where stern.
ness destroys Florida Times.
Union.

why did you accept Gsorgef
He was 40 much more Original
than the other fellows"
In what way"
~He was the one that asked me e
be- hts wife. Puck.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31

A village physician had = deerepis
old man fof a patient who wan able
20 ait up and that's all lie was
looked SITTER by hts daughter. who
somewhat neglected him The doc
tor vAlnly urged her % wanh the old
man on enqr AZ Last hs complained
10 the girls brother. who addressed
her thus
Look hers. IAraie. you've got 20
DO one ~ two things you've sither
got 20 wash dad good % brush him
over with sold paint Tor nos be
aint no color az all
She took the HAT
In a mixed gang q railroad con
sfrgCtiaH men an argument arose ne
tmesa two on The workmsn. aIf
fhufe'd b. fewer fasuaa and Hun
xarinna ~ this country, thsrs'd hs
mofr WORK and better waNer" said
ono This VAS challenged - auaths
~ nlan. and a fgigf started Bufing
breathing spell une % The combat
suiR said ma be a chump 90 he
fighting uveg fhis snhfnrt FER it's
Irish ! am
sAFe yong" cried hia aayersafyt
That bates al. fuf I'm Irish tp1
ON tha sliskifts ~ a nsnimK town
a neighbour knocked at the decor ~
ahaniy and whispered Hist Mra
Jones' There's ghost settlu on
yer hack steps
~NBf 90 loud. replied Mrs Jones
with caution ~Tihta my man he
fell Into q pool IN the mine to-day
and he'n vowed he'll catch = cold 20
he can eiaim sick h~nsfits
Your play does not touch the
chords " humanity. said tAe man
sFer ~ comedy lhat he'd been Hasba
mstgrd ~ him
~hurw. glunty ~ huHHn aameh" Fas
faFtra the author The hNfn II rau-
sthnfly borrowing mamry from hia
friends
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31
!. THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PACE $:

ny mafi, out 81 city, I ysas, 81
months, VI lu0i MONTH 10e.
Battered ~ seattle, wash, post
effiee, a. aecoad-eta~s saaftsF.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31

thinks Of g. compare Daniel
with the old Roman senator's. The
democrats N the mother uf preal
dents state are sure that their
Daniel has the old Roman tOga
weafers len standing at the poat
when It comes 10 looking the part.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31
REFLECTIONS OF a BACHELOR

when a man isn't judged by his
money It's by his clothes
Il takes so long 20 save up n 1T
tie money we try to spend Il as
quick aa We can.
Most men would rather be the
chief performer Ia freak show
than a good example
Women have such a good influ.
enoo on a man u IL astonishing Il
doesn't seem 10 do him any good.
Most everybody knows how to do
some one thing II he wasn't so
busy trying 70 DO lot OF others no
doesn't know how to--New York
Press.
Uncle Sllaa- What be your rates ?
Hotel Clerk-Two dollars up to
twelve.
Uncle Silas And how much II a
fellow only wants 10 stay mp TN
halfpast o. Brooklyn Life.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-31

TN worst thing shout lovesiek
swain is that he makes everybody
else sick"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-03-07
CASE IS
CONTINUED
TILL FRIDAY

The cases of Michael Dugan and T.
Cosgrove, linemen for the Northern In
diana Gas and Electric company. who
are charged in the city court with hav-
ing assaulted A. 7. Smith, an employe
OF the Chicago Telephone company. was
continued today until next Friday. 1t
Will be remembered that the linemen
for the Northern Indiana Gas and
Electric company and the employees of
the Chicago Telephone company had a
bloody clash week ago last Saturday
when they met at the corner of Hob
man and State streets The trouble is
said to have been due to the fact that
the Northern Indiana Gas and Electric
company linemen, who are members of
local union No. ESQ. considered the
present lfnement of the Chicago Tele-
phone company as strike breakers.
The Chicago Telephone company. on
the other hand, takes the position that
no strike has been declared against it
and that the company does not employ
union men exclusively. The telephone
company's new linemen have been
working unhampered since the clash
of week ago. but they are having
special police protection.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-03-07
BEER SOON TO Be
MADE BY COMPANY
Hammond Brewers to Put
Their Product on Mar
ket in Short Time.

Hammond beer. made by the Ham
mond~ Brewing company, will be a fact
IN less than four weeks, according to
some of the stockholders of the com
pany The plant is now ready as soon
as the materials for the brewing Of
beer arrive the plant will be put in full
operation
me members of the Hammond Brew
ing company are very optimistic over
the prospects of the companv Tho
held which the company is to SUNNY
Is a large one and is growing all of
the time.
The saving that will be made in the
matter of freight in the cities of Ham
mond, Whiting. East Chicago, Indiana
Harbor and Gary will alone pay a good
interest on the investment
1t is expected that the Hammond
Brewing company will have to supply a
territory of half a million people with
Ing ten years If all of the towns or
the region grow as they have grown
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-03-07
WHO OWNS
LAKE FRONT
DERE[|CT?

A stranded rowboat on roclx met
east of the Lake Front park in Ham
mond may be all that is left TO Ytva
mute evidence of some accident that
happened on the lake yesterday after
noon or evening when the lake was
iaskoe by a gale. Joseph Kasper found
the stranded boat this morning and
says that it is in good condition hut
that it has nothing on to mark the
owners identity. 1t may be that it
broke away from its anchor and drifted
onto the Hammond shore ground.
Chasing hats was the principal past
time on the streets yesterday The blus-
tering wind was quite uncomforta BILE
and in some places quite severe. 1t
managed to wreck part of the awning
on the south side of the Hammond
building
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-03-07
LETTER WIRE
SERVICE BEGINS
Both Telegraph Companies
Will Start New Sys-
tenn Tonight.

The night letter" service, announced
recently by the Western Union and
Postal Telegraph companies, will be in
augurated tonight on the lines OF both.
Under the new system a fifty-word tele-
gram may be sent at night at the day
rate for ten words. Upon reaching its
destination the message will be mailed
so as to reach the person addressed
through the first delivery. Where there
is no free delivery of mail messenger
boys will deliver the kilograms
According to the announcement made
by both companies the messages must
be written in plain English, code or
cipher being barred.
The idea is that letter TELEGRAM can
be sent to San Francisco at night and
delivered to the addresse in the first
morning mail.
The Postal company coupled its an
nouncement of letter telegram" service
with a repetition of a statement made
recently by President Clarence H. Mac
kay to the effect that the Postal Is in
dependent of the Western Union and
has no intention of entering into any
combination with it.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-03-07
SECRET
MEETINGS
BEING HELD

Although 1t has been impossible to
discover where the meetings are be-
ing held, it is understood that num-
Der of the employees of the Standard
Steel Car company, who were formerly
on a strike. are still holding meetings
regularity
The meetings are being presided over
by the same agitators who have been
carrying on their socfalistic- anarchist
ic propaganda for so long.
Inquiries were made at Mika's and
the Columbia. hall, but nothing was
known of any meetings there. although
the former strikers are said to- have
been holding meetings in West Ham
mond
The meetings that are now being
held are for the purpose of incculating
In the minds OF the men hatred of
work and resentment against en-
ployers in general. BY constant agi-
tation 1t is expected that another strike
will be precipftated when the time is
ripe.