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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-20
EASTERN LEAGUE.

At Jersey City=Jersey City. 2: Baltimore. ].
At Toronto-First game: Toronto l: Rochester, g
Second game: Toronto l: Rochester, 2
At Montreal-First game: Montreal S: Buffalo.
Second game: Montreal. 3; Buffalo. q
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and got of half a dozen 50-yard kicks
before the practice session closed.
Coach Nelson spent considerable time
with the Iinesmen, instructing them on
blocking and breaking through Two
teams were then lined up and went
through simple formations. racing up and
down the field |or nearly half an hour
There seems TO be the right kind OF
spirit at Georgetown this season, and
with such wealth of good material and
a capable coach. indications point 10 one
of the best elevens in years.
HRtchetiteS Draw Two Stars.
Capt. Hart, Of the George Washington
football team. announced last night that
Dave Brewster. Techs star half back
three years ago would be out for a place
in the Hatchetites back field: also that
CuthbeTt Farmer, the all-scholastic
quarter back last year. had entered the
law school and would be a candidate for
the snapper back job.
Brewster is one Of the best schoolboy
pigskin chasers the District ever pro-
duced. while Farmer vast year was the
backbone OF the Tech team and a won
derful ground gamer.
Coach Maggie McGofin was on hand
at the White House Ellipse yesterday aft
ernoon and ran the men through light
work No scrimmage was attempted.
and the signals will not be given TO the
men for a couple of days.
The Hatchetites may play a practice
game with the War College team next
Saturday Capt Hart said last night
that all would depend on what sort OF
condition the men were IN.
With the opening of college near at
hand. new men are reporting daily for
places on the team. Last night there
were not enough uniforms to go around.
but Manager Halter says the necessary
moleskins Will be ready for distribution
to-day.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-20
willard Team Beats Bankers.

In loosely played game on the Ellipse
ed the Hibbs banking team by Il to ..
The feature of the game was the home
run by Heavy" Jones. of the Willard,
his drive going fifty feet over the center
fielders head. Heavy" also made such a
terrific lunge at the ball in the second
inning that the bat slipped from his hold
and landed in the left field.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-20
BROWNS DEFEAT BOSTON.
Mitchell Has All the Best of Pitch
erS' Battle.

ST. Louis, Sept, i9.-St. Louis defeated
Boston in the first game OF the series
here this afternoon. Mitchell and Woods
opposed each other on the slab. and the
former had all the best of IT, Score:
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Somero Joins the Nationals and Plays First Base Capable Style
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Yesterdays RESULTS.

Washington, d. Detroit, q.
eleven innings)
Chicago, IL New York, o.
St. Louis, o. Boston, 3.
Cleveland, b, Philadelphia, 4.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-20
NATIONALS GAME
ENDS In A DRAW
Contest Goes Eleven Innings
at Detroit.
GRAY BLOWS UP IN SIXTH

Cunningham's Error and Heavy
Hitting Give Tigers Five Runs.
Scores Two Runs-sOmerlOt Covers
First Base and Does Well.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-20

Stolen bases-EVaRs ~. Loyeless g. Rhodes, Da-
Wis. Home run-Howard. Struck out-By Dore 3;
by Kidweu First base on bals-Of Dore ): Of
KidWen , Hit by pitched baIl-Perce. Umpire
Mr. Donaldson. Time Of camel hour and Is
minutes
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-20
GAMES TO-DAY.

Washington at Detroit.
Philadelphia at Cleveland.
New York at Chicago.
Boston at ST. Louis.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-20

Left bases-Cincinuati z; Philadelphia. s. BASES
On balls-OA Moren. I. a Gsspar. 5. Struck cut
p Moren, s. r. Gsspar, 2 ~ FTumRe. / Home
rIns-Bates. Mitchell Thrse-bsse hit-McDean.
Two. base n.t-Rescher. Sacrifice hits-Knahe 49,
Doolin. L0heTt- Stolen hases-Ti,us Mctise, Pas
kert, Double plsy-kuabe 70 Doolin 10 Brans
field. Umpirss-MsssS. O'Dsy ana Brennan. Time
y Fsme-l hour aud q minutes.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-20
MINOR LEAGUE GAMES.
WESTERN LEAGUE,

At DeS Moines-Des Moines. l. Lincoln, 8
At Omaha-Omahs. 6; Sioux City. Z.
At Topeks-Topeka. 0; ST, Joseph 2
At Wichita-NichitA. 2; Denver. @
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NATIONAL LEAGUE.
YEsTERDAYs RESULTS.

Philadelphia, ~ CiacInnati, 2.
Other Games Postponed.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-20
WYMARD JOINS
HILLTOP SQUAD
GeorgetOwn's Star Punter of
Last Year Reports.
BREWSTER FOR HATCHETITEs

Former Tech star and Also Farmer
to Play with George Washington
This seasOn-Scrim manage at George
town Reveals Wealth OF Back Field
Observation-Disclosures at L. W. L.
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c. ". Fairfax reports a very pleasant
trip 10 New Windsor Nd. IN his Cadll-
lac go Saturday. returning Sunday aft
ernOOn
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GAMES TO-DAY.

Chicago at Brooklyn.
Pittsburg at Boston.
1t. Louis at New York.
Cincinnati at Philadelphia,
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-20

Emerson & Orme yesterday delivered
an Apperson 40" equipped. TO a. F.
JOrss
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-20

The Dupont Sales Company will I'M
load their Hudson demonstrating car to-
day. IL IS the new 1911 model roadster,
and has many new. up-to-date features.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-20

'BNtcd for Gaspar IN the seventh.
fBatted for Mcmillan in the ninth.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-20

Capt. w. Garland Fay returned late
Sunday from Baltimore. after a little
trip TO try out his new Chalmers
roadster
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-20

The United Motor Washington Com
pany unloaded large shipment of 1911
cars yesterday.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-20

A. S. Worthington has returned from a
six-week trip 10 Rhode Island in his
LOcomObile. He travelled $500 miles.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-20

The Oakland 40" won first place in The
Buffalo S00-mile reliability run.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-20

c, r. Hough. assistant manager Of the
Washington branch. EMF, left last
night for a trip through Virginia and
North Carolina He expects 10 be gone
about n week or ten days.
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IUIaITl-.-T- = ? = = ,
sBatted f0F Lringston IN The ninth.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
Texas First Bale.

Houston, Tex, June %. Hous-
toms first bale of the 1910 crop is
expected to be displayed upon the
floor of the cotton exchange to-
morrow and, IS has been the case
for several seasons past, this early
arrival comes from Southwest Tex
as, Mercedes being the shipping
point. Last years bale came
from Falfurrias. The bale comes
to William d. Cleveland & Sons
by express, being shipped by
Joseph D. Brennan, and was
grown by Tucker & Chadick.
Houston, Tex, June23.-Weigh-
ing four hundred and sixteen
pounds, the first bale of cotton for
1910 was auctioned today for 1878.
1t was classed good middling.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
C7e Part of MeetinQ.

D. You ever e an old frien,
HON you didn't meet?" was the enie
IA put up to a Harlemite by a Gig
)or. The Harlemite never did.
Il did this morning." the neighbo:
explained. Il was rushing downtown
on a subway express We passed 8
local, also southbound under some
what less speed. l was hanging tc
a strap, and as l gazed into a car O.
the local that was opposite my cal
| recognized a man l had known int
mately, but had not seen for Is years
He recognized me at the same mo
ment and there was a mutual salute
Then my train forged ahead of the
other and he was lost to sight.
you see, l met him, yet | didn't
meet him."-New York Globe.
was a custom 100 years ago tc
purchase British army commissions
FOR newly born babes, their rank pro
crossing as opportunity occurred. one
of these fortunate infants was the sol
of Sir William Honeyman. One ia!
a caller heard Lady Honeyman shou'
from her bedroom door: Jean, what
the matter? What's all that crying II
the %nursery?" And Jean ansWered
"Oh, my ledy, there's naething thf
matter. les only the major lstlll al
infantl greeting [crying] for his par
ritch."
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24

Columbus, Miss, June 22.-
Mrs. Martha Christine Cook. aged
II years, dropped dead from ex-
element this morning at 4
O'Clock, when fire was discovered
in the residence of her son. J.. O.
Garner, where she lived. The
fire vas unimportant and easily
eXtinguished. Mrs. Cooks room
was across the front hall from the
parlOr, where the blaze was MOTTO
ed. She was awakened by screams
from other ladies in the house, and
when she rushed into the hall and
saw the firemen and her relatives
in such a nervous state, she fell
dead instantly. She was the
mother of Mrs. j. o. Garner, Ma
jOr and jim Cook of Columbus and
Mrs. w. H. Williams of Carroll
ton, Ala, where the remains were
carried today.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
Are We Being Robbed?

In the last three months there
has been a big drop in the big
markets in the necessities of life,
but strange to say, there has been
little or any drop in the prices
charged the ultimate consumer.
The grocery man and the meat
man are coming in for the same
old stiff line of prices, and here
is where the average man is emit
tied to a kick.
During the time indicated wheat
has fallen thirty-siX cents a bush
ell. How much cheaper is your
flour?
Pork has dropped Sc a barrel.
How much cheaper is your bacon?
Corn is now down fifteen cents a
bushel. How much cheaper is
your meal?
1t begins to look like we are
being MISUNDERSTANDING Demo
crat.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
Dignity and Imnudence,

There used to be an old gentleman
who lived in one of the parishes of
Louisiana who was acted for his ire
mendous department and puctuality.
Arriving in New Orleans for the first
time, he accosted a young man-about-
town, who vas standing on the corner
OF the street: :" wish, my young
friend" said he, taking out his watch,
10 go to the st. Charles hotel"
Well, said the gilded youth, you
may go, but don't stay but half an
hour"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
Lynching the Wrong Man.

A damning Indictment of mob
law is presented in the news re
ports from Florida recOunting the
action of a mob witch lynced the
wrong man some miles from Pen
SacOla. a negro charged with as
Sault was supposed to be hiding
in a swamp. A mob was formed
to lynch him. This mob, so the
news report says, found and shot
to death some negro. They re
turned from the shooting in the
swamp and announced that they
were Satisfied" A few hours
later the right negro was arrested
some miles away, and confessed,
that not only was he the negro
wanted for the crime, but that he
was guilty of the crime tor which
he was wanted.
Mob law is anarchy in action.
It is defiance of all existing law
a14 S9rHdsGp utht15h1rhg crime. It is
one of the worst known crimes,
for it snbVertS esteem for law and
order and IOOSenS check on the
violent instincts of the lower
members of the community. FOl
the moment it makes crime pOpu
lar and encourages the vicious t.
other crimes.
Mob law is q menace to The
safety of human life, a threat tC
property in any community which
tOlerates it. When a mob sue
cessfully accOmplishcs its purpose
and escapes punishment, the com
munity which tolerated the crime
will sooner or later feel the Vi
Olence of some new form of law
leSSnGSS.
The mob lynchcd the wrong
man; and yet under the law it:
crime vas no greater than if i
had lynehed the right MAN.
Jackson News.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
H5ME OF TRA ~ ST
MACON.
Amberuris and Amber.

There is some popular confusion OF
ambergris with amber; in fact, how
ever, there is no relation betWeen
them. But for a long time the nature
of ambergris was hidden in mystery.
In ancient days it was commonly be-
lieved that it flowed up from the bot
tom of the sea. Sinbad the Sailor
tells of a spring of amDergr1s that ne
found; but it was in a crude state
The fish swallowed it and then dis
gorged it in CONCEALED form and IN
this condition it f1oated on the surface
of the sea. This story
perfectly with the old Arabian belief
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
Must First Be Tried.

AS a rule a man must have been
long tried and found sterling before
his suggested business innovations
will be received with even good grace
1t is a real genius who, as an employe,
can introduce reforms into a business
and at the same time advance his
own interests.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
ORDINANCE No 49,. 1910.
AN ORDINANCE PROHIBITING
THE BfRNING OF SWINGS
WITHIN THE CITY LIMITS.

SEC. l. Be it ordained by the May
or and Board of Aldermen that it shall
be unlawful for any person. or corpora
ton, or any saw mill, stave mill, or
any other mill of any kind, to burn
any shavings or refuse from such mill
within the city limits.
SEC. 2. Be it further ordained, that
any person violating the provisions of
this Ordinance, shall be fined in any
sum-, not exceeding ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS or thirty days in prison, or
both such fine and imprisonment, in
the discretion of the Mayor.
SEC. 3. Be it further ordained, that
the burning of such ~shavings of each
day may constitute a Seperate Ottense,
for which such fine and imprisonment
may be imposed.
SEC. A.. Be it further ordained, that
the occasion being urgent, that this
| ordinance shall go into effect, and be
in force from and after its passage.
Approved by me, this 18th day
SEAL OfJune, 1910.
CHARLES STRONG,
Attest: Mayor.
R. E. V. YATES, Clerk.
I, R. f. V. Yates, City Clerk Of Macon,
Miss, do hereby certify that the above
as foregoing Ordinance was passed as
provided by law, at a public meeting of
the Mayor and Board Of Aldermen held
on the 18th day of June, 1910. Same
having been first reduced to writing.
was considered and voted upon by sec
tons, and then as a whole. Aldermen
Allen. Featherston, Grace, Horton
and Patty voting yea. None voting
nay. The said ordinance was ordered
published, as provided bv law.
l further certify that said ordinance
is only recorded in Minute Book e."
page ASP, ct seq.
Witness my signature, this June,
18th 1910 r. E. V. YATES. Clerk.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
RAISE A PIG.

Sentiments of Chas c. by S. E. Kiser.l
If you wish to own an auto that will
travel fast and far,
Raise a pig;
If you have a dear desire for a splen-
did private car.
Raise a pig;
If your daughter yearn for jewels that
will make a lurid blaze,
Or your wife would be a leader where
some other matron sways;
If you wish to give up toilling and in
comfort spend your days,
There's a way-d don't overlook it,
Raise a pig.
If you are sick and serving others and
ale longing for a change,
Raise a pig.
If you wish to gaze at wonders that
are far away and strange,
Raise a pig.
f your son would like to squander
money on a chorus girl,
If you wish to own a castle having
walls inlaid with pearls,
If yor darling daughter wishes to be
married to an earl,
There's a way-don't overlook it,
Raise a pig.
If within the Senate chambers you
would like to hold a seat,
Raise a pig.
If you wish to be ~untroubled by the
rising price of meat,
Raise a pig.
If you wish to get from under the big
burdens which you bear,
If you wish to go to Wall street and
and create a Juror there,
If, in short you have a longing to be-
come a millionaire,
There's a way-dOn't overlook it,
Raise a pig.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
Theory of Evolution.

The missing link" is a term used
IN zoology to denote a hypothetical
form Of life assumed to have existed
between two related types; more es-
sentially, a term applied to some ind
vidua intermediate in development
between the ape and man and forming
a bond of union between them. Evo-
luton, however, does not teach that
man is descended from the ape but
simply that both these types have
evolved from some more primitive
form, which is regarded a. their com
mon ancestor.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
Undertakes Worried.

The dignity of a physician n IN
dertaker has been sadly ruf1ed by the
strange bequest of Mrs. Sarah Slaugh-
ter de Lorme, who died in Berkeley,
Cal, leaving her n%eighbors instruc-
tions that her two pet spitz dogs be
chloroformed and cFemated with her.
and their ashes be mixed with those
of herself and her nephew, upon his
death, and strewn on the hillside.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
BuXer Got a Rardain.

Less than 50 years ago the ground
whereon stands the prosperous city
of Johannesburg in South Africa, to-
gether with much of the surrounding
country, then unsupported of con-
tanning the gold, the value Of which
is now i~ncalculable, was bought in by
an Englishman named Pratt for the
amount of 81, 500.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
a DisraeIi Anecdote.

Sitting mex Disraeli at dinner, Mrs.
Jeune said that Lord Sherbrooke must
be allowed n virtue, namely, his pa
tient and affectionate behavior toward
his wife. do you thin said Disra-
eli in his deep tone, that re has ever
see her?"-Memoirs OF Lady st. He
lier.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
The Stop-over Privilege.

What shall l do?" plaintively asked
the tourist who had fallen out OF an
express train as it was passing
through a country station. You're all
right. mister" replied the porter.
Your ticket allows o to break your
jOurney."-London Daily News.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
coacAman's Witty Retort.

The coachman of Frederick the
Great once had the misfortune to up
set the royal carriage with his dreao
sovereign in it. When Frederick got
out he began to swear like a trooper
abusing the coachman like a fshWlte,
The coachman coolly turned the hngA
on his master by asking: Did you'
sire, never lose a battle ?"-The Sun
day Magazine.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
What Did He Mean?

prisoner at the bar said the POI
ly, ponpous and forid magistrate
you are charged with stealing a pig
a very serious offense in this district
There has been a great deal of rig
stealing, and | shall make an example
Of you, or none Of us will be safe"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
Uncle Allen.

AS to what they call the financial
problem" reflected Uncle Allen
Sparks, there are just two of them
how to get money, and how to keep
it; and there isn't more han about
one in a hundred of ue that ever
solves either of EN-"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
In the Reion of Law.

l love a system of policy that in
spires such confidence as to give n
value to land and that renders men so
comfortable on their estates as 70
make the sale of them the least OF
their ideas.-ArthuT Young, Travels
in France 200"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
About NJ edium.

A prominent clergyman was baUtiz-
ing an infant. The father, whose
name was McCabe, being present. the
pastor in writing it Inquired whether
he spelled it with a large c or a small
c, to which the proud father rer,iti,
"Middlin' large. if you Place, father"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
Hosts.

Extract from a letter from BERTHE to
his friend Percy. Dear Percy-The
Daunceys, with whom l am staying
are awfully decent, and do everything
they can to make my visit enjoyable
For instance, whenever we go shoot
ing, they give me a whole field to my
Gelf"-Punch.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
Notice to Creditors.

The Estate of In the Chancery Court
No. 1924. of
Mary Stuart. Deceased. ) Noxubee County. Miss.
Letters testamentary on said estate having been
dersigned by John A. Tyson. Chancery Clerk of
said county of Noxubee.
All persons having claims against said estate
are required to have same probated and registered
by said clerk within one year from this date.
A failure for one year to probate and register
any claim will bar same.
This. the 18th day of June. 1910.
J. A. BOSWELL.
Executor.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
Rounh Passage. Indeed.

81 hope n pray" remarked a gen
tleman, as ne left the steamer, that
l shall never nave occasion to cross
the Atlantic again" Rough passage
eh?" queried a friend. Rough is no
name for it. had four kings beat
three times"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
Touched a Tender Spot.

Two hundred women employed by ::
firm of hatters at South NOrwalh
Conn, went on strike because the,
employers wanted to know their az
in order to promote the three Old.
to the positions of inspector.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
Uncle Allen

ITO my mind" said Uncle Allen
Sparks, there's nothing strange in
the popularity of what they call the
visible typewriters. Everybody that
writes anything nowadays wants to
see it in pr;rt 4Ist as soon as he can"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
Leave Wood Implanted.

A German writer pleads for leav-
ing wooden articles implanted and I'M
polished. He maintains that they are
not only more beautiful in their nat
ural state, but actually keep better
and are more easily cleaned.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
A Race.

1rate doctor (finding bottle of rivals
medicine)-"Why didn't you tell me
you were taking this %wretched stuff"
Patient-"Well, it was my missis, sir,
She says, I'll dose you with this, and
doctor he'll try his stuff, and we'll see
which1l cure you first"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
Mule Colt.

William Brown on E. E. Jacoway's
place near Prairie Point, has up a mare
mule colt about two years old. Brown
with red legs. No. marks. Owner is
requested to prove property and take
away or it will be estrayed according
to law.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
For Those Fond Of crusts.

There are people who prefer the
crust of bread to any other part OF
the loaf. Hence, probably, the sign
in a window of a New York restau-
rant: People who like the crusts OF
bread will find them here. We keep
them"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
Need Of Riaht Thinking.

studying the history of other coun-
tries that we can obtain something
like observation-disclosures when crises ar
decentralization Madden.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24

asC1 IaIru, w~eHTOTget uEat there ever
was such a place as this old world,
and yet there are pleasant paths and
friendly faces well never want to for
get, and dreams we'll take to heaven
with us.-AtIanta Constitution.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24
The SIidinu Scale.

Wiii!e-"My papa always applies the
golden rule" Tommy-"Huh. l get all
that's comm to me from a woodeH
one!"-Boston Transcript.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24

Teachcr-"Now. boys. here's a little
example in mental arithmetic. How old
would a person be who was born in
1872" PuDil-'Please, teacher, was it
a man or a ?"-Rod Hen.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24

when was Louisiana coded? p asked
the teacher. Just after the spring
blowing" replied the bright farmer
boy.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-06-24

= VvlIaI 40 YOU want WIN the DC
s~crubbing brush?" Il wish to clip a
few bristles. I've had a quarrel with
NY girl and she insists that | return
her lock of hair."-LouisyiIe Courier
Journal.