St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-12-17
Somebody's Baby
By LAWRENCE ALFRED CLAY
Copyright. 1910. by Associated Literary Press

ociated Literary Press
caretaker. She spent ten minutes
looking at the, young man and rush.
ing around to find where the fire was
and was then taken by the arm by
her sister and rushed for the train
and they were hardly aboard when
the wheels began to move. They had
found a seat when they suddc-ly
missed something and cried out in
chorus:
"My stars, but where is baby?"
II Miss Ethel Huntington hadn't
been 80 excited when she laid baby
down she might have noticed Paul
Ashley sitting close by. She would
have pronounced him a young man OF
about twenty-three, very good-looking
we'll dressed and gentleman. She
could have figured, that he was there
guess that he was a civil engineer
Yes, he sat there, and he saw baby
dumped down and knew that the ex
element had called its attendant
away. He moved one seat nearer the
infant, instead of three seats further
away, as many a young man would
have done, and he said to himself. re
ferring to Miss Ethel:
"She isn't the mother, or she'd
never have done that, and she's toe
good looking and we'll dressed for
nurse girl. Couldn't have brought
the kid here to abandon. Not ole
enough to be so hardened. Probably
come back in five minutes. Ha!
There she goes for the train with
another lady! Clear case, and the
kid goes to founding home!"
+ But it didn't. 1t awoke and smiled
at the man bending over it. He
smiled back Then a woman came
up and blushed and laughed and
said:
$50 the mink played a game or
you?"
eff you want to hand it back on hel
can help you" continued the WON
an with the same sarcastic smile
There was another woman with her
and she went away to buy ticket
for Blankville, twenty miles out
That's where they have gone to
gether."
And that's where I'll follow" said
Mr.. Ashley. II think l can get II
there all right"
Sure. You are a young man OF
spunk. It has nursing bottle here
and II 1t cries, you feed it."
When the baby was missed by its
mother and aunt the train was unde,
full Roadway. The railroad company
doesn't stop and back up it's trains for
lost babies. The only way was to
get off at the first station, seven
miles out, and send telegram to the
depot master and follow it by the
first train. Another telegram was
sent to the father Mother and aunt
returned to the city and rushed up
and down the big depot. They found
plenty of babies, but not the baby
wanted After twenty minutes of the
greatest anxiety, and after Miss Ethel
had pointed out the spot ten times
over where she had laid the infant
down, an old man who explained
that he was going to Montana when.
ever his train came along, added
Say, saw young fellow steal
that kid! Yes, sir. he looked all
around to see If anybody was watch.
ing, and then smiled and clucked at
her and took her up and walked out
to a train. I'd have tackled him, only
I'm an old man and have a bad liver.
The doctor told me not to get ex-
cited. Yes, sir, he stole that baby
as sure as shooting, and he's hun
dred miles away by this time!"
There was weeping and wailing and
telephoning to Mr.. Congdon and tele-
graphing to conductors. One Of the
latter answered.:
Young man with baby in his
arms got off at Blankville. Had my
suspicious"
The trail led to Blankville Irony
of Fate! Young man steals baby
in Philadelphia and gets off the train
where it's father and mother live A
telegram to the police at Blankville
read:
ARREST young man who got CT
five o'clock train with a girl baby.
Case Of kidnapping"
And there being no case for the
police to blunder and arrest an old
woman leading a goat, they nabbed
Mr.. Paul Ashley as he sht in the de-
pot playing with the stolen child and
asking everybody If they could iden-
tify it. Father, mother and Aunt
Ethel arrived and rushed and precipi-
tated themselves, and that sweetest,
incest, darlingest little bit of human
ity actually kicked and fought and
cried when torn from the arms of
its bold-faced abductor.
The police had no case The CIV
case they appeared to be, after ex.
plantations had been made, was be.
tween Miss Ethel and Mr. Ashley. It
hasn't been fully concluded yet, but
1t has been settled that Paris will be
one of the continental cities visited
during the coming summer.