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Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1910-07-22
Hare Is "A sBargain For Some zone.

tts
20 acres Of the finest land yo,,
ever saw. hsst II blocks from the
business center Of WatertoWn. all
under cultivation and CONTAINING
splendid dings. The house.
ialcne on THE property is worth
$500 assit sisss house Of al2 rooms
and hasssnly been builtsa coupie5
faf years. Good barns and sheds.
ohis land lays beautiful FOR plat.
Ing intority lots and liz one III
the finest residence locations ia
the whole city. Here lib q chance
tor some one to double their
money 'in the next year 81 two. 50
Price $7b0O. Inquire fof ID Il.
DAWN at the Saturday News
office. a7tf
alapdleoI!s Gil
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1910-07-22
THE BIGGEST SNAP OF THE
SEASON !.

For $500 you can buy q new
well built cottage, size 26x63 feet
with good basement oak floors,
good hardwood finish. high cell
sings, and six good rooms. The
house alone without the ground 10
well worth $500, bnt the owner
must sell and have 81 600 Id cash
Lot is 50x165 feet. This is posi-
lively q great bargain. Come
a-running II you want to pick this
up as twill not last long after
people see it,. a .R. Davlin at the
Saturday News office. 49tf
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1910-07-22
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THECOMMERCIAL HOUSE

This house has recently Been
thoroughly renovated, prepared, and /
otherwise improved Good mealsS
properly prepared and good seryice.
Your patrcnag solicited a. Rates $50
day and mp.
g. g. IRELtAND Proprietor.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1910-07-22
{ EALvATioMs Amy

At the g. "A. r. Hal
Meetings every night at g o'cl&k Z, 81
rept Non. and Tues. Sunday: sun
day school, 2:3o 4. rs; Holiness, n Il ID
Battle fQz Souls 3 p. u
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1910-07-22
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BRIDES choice 81 Inc Boston Is
carry her in to ia altar 81 her.
home town. alden aas had YONG
SLochinyarss derry lsteed sbeate tos &
slow, frof sssS5
ii II the hid ~ secret where towe irs
the castle is Brooklyn II which her,
eWeethearts Ian gaished: she il Il socis
ETY. girl sc Maiden, ana the town rad
long looked forward Is the wedding on|
June 4 as Il social event. Five hundred
invitations were sent out for the ceie.
mony In the Map.ewood Methodist
/ Episcopal church. where her father.
isx-Alderman Fred 81. Towns, Is assist.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1910-07-22

ChUR SER ICES
/. Sundays observe; think when the $bellsl
Do chino
,I,is angels music. Herbert.
TRINITY CHURCH lEpIsooPAL).
Services. Sunday, July n
300 !, %. Celebration Of Holy Com
4 munion.
1000 !. N. Sunday school. N
1l:0O .. M. Morning Prayer.
b 500 p. M. Evening Prayer and ser-
!, mon. 5siss
Rev. 3. 9. Beatty, Rector \
Rev. r.. g. Palme.tsn, pastor.
Services at usual hours.
Sunday school will begin promptly
}. at l2:15, the Juniors at $40 p. NJ, and
the B. Y. p. U. at 100. Prayer meeting
Thursday evening at 8 100.
Evening service 800. Il.
You are most cordially invited t. at
& tend.
METHoDIsT EPIsGoI AL 3s}s
Rev. y. F. Jenkins, Pastor.
10 AS morning service. e
Glass meeting at 1000 a. M. Sunday
school at 1916 promptly.
500 evening service.
Prayer meeting Thursday evening.
You are cordially invited. s35
Epworth League at TOO Sunday eve
nng in lecture hall. Y:
FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST so1ENTIsT
Church Edifice Corner Of Maple street
#3 ii and Codington avenue.
Service is held Sunday at III a. M
Sunday school 9:45 q. m. Wednesday;
evening meeting at 500 o'clock. Reading
room in church building Maple ST, open
from 2 to- p. M, daily. All interested
4 are cordially invited to attend these
meetings, W. J. Dean, Clerk.
SECOND CHURCH OF CHRIST, SCIENTIST
Corner Of Third Avenue North and
Oak Street. Sunday raorning at IL a. m.
Sunday school at 9:45. Wednesday
evening testimony meeting at s. Read
ing room open Wednesdays and Satur-
days from two to four p. 10. A scor-
dial invitation is extended to all to at
tend these meetings. Thomas A. Aims
worth, clerk, IS
GERMAN EvANGELICAL LUTHERAN
Rev. r. PolSin,. pastor. Services IN
Watertown on next Sunday at 10
9. u. Sunday school 1880.
In Rauville at 2;;3O o'clock p. n, q s.f555
II
ooNa :, II
s.. ~ !, :, Z; 8. ,ss.si pa''sss
Il 3, e q 80 saSo cnufen
,o.at ~ 8 elaA mo ~ selvice '..
7.nn.' ps.sa $780, 49,. l ~ J,
a 4 - a, ssstaY ,e 'l'
Evening service 1880
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1910-07-22
SECOND CHURCH or oHsisT, so,EnrIsr

~. 81 SECOND CHURCH OF CHRISTI SCIENTIST r
Garner Of Third Avenue North and.
Oak Street. Sunday laorning at II a. m.
Sunday school at 9:45. ednesday
evening testimony meeting at 8. Read
ing room open Wednesdays and Satur-
days from two to four p. "a. A cor-
dial invitation is extended to all to at
tend these meetings. Thomas A. Aims
worth, clerk. :si
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1910-07-22
GERMAN EVANGELICAL, LuTHERAN

GERMAN EvANaELIcAE, LUTHERAN s
s Rev. r. Polzin, pastor. Services IN
Watertown on next Sunday AT 10
q. n. Sunday school 1880.
In Rauville at 2;3o o'clock p. n, ss3;,5
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1910-07-22

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Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1910-07-22
coNaREaATYoNAL5

EST CONGREGATIONAL 59SSs
Rev.A i. heeaer, pastor.
Preaching OF Congregational church
morning and evening. Morning service,
10:45; Sunday school, IL 100; Endeavor,
TOO; Prayer Meeting, Thursday even-
ing at 500 o'clock.
Evening service at 500 553
. 81 D
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1910-07-22

Church Edifice Corner Of Maple street
and Codington avenue.
Service is held Sunday at III q. M
a Sunday school 9:45 q. N. Wednesday
evening meeting at 500 o'clock. Reading
room in church building Maple ST., open
from to 4 p. M, daily. All interested
are cordially invited to attend these
meetings, W. j. Dean, Clerk.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1910-07-22

scANDzHAwnAN LUnRRR3N soHuR0H
Rev. 4 3. Reinersten, pastor.
n Services in the a1orning at III and m
! the evening in English at 800.
Sunday school ao o'clock "a. ma X
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-07-16


Hartley.
a.. FAY P.ckssia2 : tas Ses>. g..
,.n,o,her Z. G. P.cse7.ns, E
,;,;q ltiru.
Mr. and Mrs. W. J L@2teg 8&rs rs-
,nrpel home from Wis a5:" 'ssg-,
ap4re.a.ives in Non're J, N@".
,nera vls.t OF several DAYS VI q
his. parents, Heres + LATHE
re,orrea Saturday 70 hi, home in
ys.kwauk Minnesota.
,,s.r,,sn n. J. Hssoue, avn. ,..,.,,
erlen Iss. Saturday eNea..- .er q
visit win relatives II -'srr .Ua
other Michigan points.
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pfp- for tie past week. rtsa a.a
aair home Tuesday marn.a-
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''"'S ".'.'' 80 - -
ie.. Friday nj chs Company / Ta.-G .
ne
US
-1s,.,es The boys vi. he IL came .
awa-a MY be pnt .ar.1-' '.
.f-ua: ari large. practice, -..
The .4' coz. Any from hess are Z
cam,
Tho 0kob.a Red Men hesaba,
5nrr4y4d !, AjIouez las. SUNDAY
afternoon ami had the intention I.
s,.ra ever, o3s of;he team re9~s.sa.
inv that suburb, but after 4 few min,
u.e,otprsy ,asv changed their m.n5
and were content 10 come awav 81.
the small end ofa15to3 score
'''' s.'''''' ~ u d - - . soo'
noon at The home of his daughter.
Mrs. 4. Honeysett, of Duru.n. #r
GIen5enning was a residen. Of lie
East End for many years and had a
host 0: friends here. The funera.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-23
NEW LODGE
LAUNCHED

A local branch OF the National Union,
fraternaI and beneficiary order, was
organized here last night with q char
ter members. j W. Hopkins and Haf-
III stanbaugh. organizers, were ~
charge and addresses were made by
Tom Y. Sawyer. state manager and
Clark B. Howe. one Of the national
officers from Toledo, Ohio
The hall over the post office has
been leased as permanent quarters and
up.toudate club rooms win be installed
Following are the officers; Presi'
dent. Tom Driggers; vice president
James Igoe; speaker Homer Meyers;
ex-president, Oscar OwensDy; chap
lain, DR.. r.. e. Emmanuel; financial
secretary, i. g. Wright recording sec
reiary. ]. Edwin Poole; treasurer Y
5. Garner: aergeant-at.arms. Albert
neIang: doorkeeper. Jos z. Johnson
trustees, Kendall Galloway, John G
Lewis, Fl. NJ. Hopkins.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-23
is JOINT PROPERTY or ALL
TO Mo One Individual or CIass May
the Home Rightly Be Said
TO Belong.

This home exists for the children"
i once heard father say. with an air
Of having pronounced a decision in
court. The man was judge on the
bench and rather given to oracular
statements in the family. He had
risen rapidly in his profession. but I
could not agree with him when ! saw
that his children under seven were
helped at the table before their moth
er and grandmother and several guests
had received the slightest had received
had received even the very slightest
attention. The little sentence was
Apologize and accompanied by q
smile. but the alteration for children
thus expressed was d weakness. Not
SO had the foundation Of character
been laid for the successful barrister
/, in his early home among the granite
hills Of New England.
For whom does the home exist2
Not alone for a husband, for wife
or child, but for each add all who
dwell together. united BY the ties Of
blood and common affection, who
know one another as only those can
who meet in the informality Of daily
companionship and whose interests
II are suhtly blended. United we stand
divided we fall. may be written over
every hearthstone. In a childless
home husband and wife or brothers
and sisters have continual need Of re
freshnaent and reinforcement In al
that makes for strength. faith ans
hope. and the home exists just Al
much for them as it does for tbs
parents who have their children K
bring up and educate for their SHARE
in the worlds work. II can SHOW
you what / mean. it is this: No indi
vidual has the privilege Of dominating
a home. Woman's Home Companion
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-23
TO PROMOTE GROWING
OF BETTER WHEAT
Special Train is Coming With Exhibits
and Lectures Farmers are
Urged to Attend

ers who can furnish pure seed wheat.
A special car win b. provided for nu-
pills Of schools when accompanied BY
their teachers.
Every man, women and child should
attend these train meetings. IS on
time. The train win not wait.
Following are the dates ior Grady
county:
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-23

70 send d special train over the
state with wheat exhibits and expert
lecturers to meet the farmers az every
station, Is movement undertaken BY
the State Agricultural college and the
Rock island railway. The train viii
make several stops III Grady county
and it Is hoped that every farmer
will take advantage Of *
The Official announcement concern
ing the train says
Pure bred wheat yields from three
Il twenty-five bushels an acre more
than common wheat and sells for 5 q
"a cents more bnskel
vhe Rock island railway wiIl fur-
nisa free 10 the Oklahoma Aericul-
lural college a special train oi fve
cars ii whjSh to hold farmers insti-
tuse meeEngs to promote the growing
81 better wheat
This train win stop at a station;
the pcc1le will be seated IN the ears
and IN each ear expert lecturers pro.
vided BY she state board Of agricul.
ture, the A. and N. college. and the
Rock Island railway. viii give lee.
tures and demonstrations ON growing
better wheat
Exhibits viii be made OF different
grades Of wheat, the -four made from
each grade. and OF loaves Of bread
made from each Kind Of -four Lists
win be furnished Of growers and deal
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-23
Want Clothing for
Needy Children

No children Ia Chickasha will be-
kept from attending school BIZ lack Of
suitable clothing, II the United chari-
ties can help IT The ladies' hope 10
furnish clothing to all who are in need
and they have plan Whereby they
can do ii If everybody will cooperate
with them.
Here is the plan: II you have any
children's clothing which You don't
need. send 1t to Mrs. r. x. Wootten,
president or the association. No doubt
many people can send contribution
The association will then hold q sew
ing session and there will be clothing
for dozens Of children. Send your con
tributions at once to ATS Wootten.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-23

WHEN YOU PATRONizE HOME
MERCHANTS YOU ARE noosTIN0
cHicKAsHA.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-23
fBy prank N. cclville.)

tD4 II tfA4iA 49, NNNft-A~s{
This il the child Of the man with the
hoe
A creature SO weary and worn,
A thing Of the toil-millss a victim Of
woe,
'Twer better he'd never been born,
A fran figure bearing the weight OF a
cross.
A wreck, a degenerate child,
white slave Of the system and
counted but dross,
in the rush Of the money race, wild
This is the child Of the man with the
Doomed to fosever look down,
No. high ambitions, 40 future to
know.
Driven by blow and by frown,
Penned in toil-stall from daylight
to dark,
Plying duh round routine,
Lost to emotions that spring fycm
the heart,
Merely d human machine.
s.,a 81 ~ .r v;4h ~
IT i s
,
: p'sus0s ,ss Z - .,.r thonah+s
Useless. save only the hands,
Which grind ont the grist LII the great
money mills,
Ana pile M the wealth Of the few,
/ What wreck. IL that heart never know
love thrill.
HI only his task he can do.
.. i,
TT : tn W = I'm W
4
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-23
.lnrsex Real Eatate.

Monte Cristo" was playing to
crowded house in New York theater.
In a box sat man who had locked on
the wine when it was red. When
Monte mounted the rock In the sea
and exclaimed. THE world Is Hihe
the man IN the box shouted: What Il
you take for Hohoken 7"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-23

rs anything more wonderful tnan
another. ii you consider il matnrely
/ have seen no man rise from the
dead: 2aye seen some thousands rise
from hing. have not force to ny
into the sun. but have force TO ~
ny hand. which ID equally strange
Carlyle.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-23
THE OWL DRUG sToRE =
THE CHILD OF THE
MAN WITH "A HOE

This 4. the child Of the man with the
hoe
A being OF brains and Of heart,
Down with system that makes him
bow low,
And carry a slaves burdened part,
Give him chance, let him waken and
live,
Health in those wan cheeks let glow
Hes human, my brother, chance let
us give
TO the child Of the man with the hoe
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-23

Aman's work. II II Il worth while,
is aiSays larger than he is The
breadth and bgnesa OF Il exn4ls she
consideration Of himself. re can
think OF nothing but the goal The
Wright brothers became tho leading
ayiators of the world ben9use thsy
worked most Of the time. instead oi
talking about work They were IN
dannted by failure. They did not scat.
ter their energies In several lines az
effort. but they did just one thing. and
80 they succeeded.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-23
Gusta Percha.

Gutta percha il the dried milky
suice Of the trees Of the genus Sapo-
taceae, chiefly Of the species Palan-
quium and Payena. the habitat Of
which Is the Nal4s Archipelago. more
particularly Borneo. Sumatra and Ma
lacca.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-23

Know that the great art to love
your enemy consists In never losing
sight Of man in him; humanity has
power over all that IS hunrAs the
most fnhuman man still remains man.
i never can throw on all taste for
what belongs to man--but YOU must
learn to wait.- I.aTater
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-23

Bnggs- was surprised to hear
that Smith had failed He always
seemed to Dc very busy in his Office Z"
Woggs Yes: he spent more time
in taeking UP those inspiring wall
notices than any other man I ever
saw. Puck
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-23

The nrst column shows the number
Of games in which each player partici-
pated G. A. Fechheimer furnished
these figures.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-27
CITY HOCKEY TEAM WINS
Given Hardware Company Defeated
In Christmas Game at McLaugh-
Inns Rink.

Bemidji's first hockey game Of the
season, which was played Christmas
afternoon on McLaughlin's rink, re-
suited in a 9 to 2 victory for "Big
Bemidg" over the Given Hardware
company's team. Considerable in
terest was evinced in the game by
the young sportsmen Of the city and
a fairly large sized crowd witnessed
the contest. -,
Several members Of the hardware
company's team failed.to appear at
$3.50, the time scheduled for the
game, and Captain Nat Given was
forced to draw players from the
crowd. Olson, who acted as rover
for the team playing under the name
of "Big Bemidg," was easily the star
player of the game. The victors
played a clean, swift game and
worked together much better than
their opponents. +
Following is the lineup of the
teams: H.
Given Hardware Company-goal,
Stanton; point, Williams; cover
point, Halvorson; center, Jackson
left wings. Nelson; riget.wing, Cap
tain Given; and rover, Dean. >.
"Big Bemidg''-goal, Scarrot;
point, Captain Ripple; .coverpoint,
Sprague; center, P. LaBounty; left
wing, M. LaBounty; right wing.
Newton; and rover, Olson.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-27
WEALTHY men
CONTROL WARS
Opinion Expressed by David
Starr Jordan.
"SCARES" ARE CREATED

Head Of Leland Stanford University
Says "Uncles" of the Kings Control
the Destiny of the Nations-DecIares
There is No Danger Of War, but
Says the Worlds War Debt Is Like.
ly to Be Doubled.
Chicago. Dec. 27.-All Europe is in
hook to its "uncles." Therefore there
will be no war for many years, be:
cause the money lenders will not per.
NIT anything which will impair the
loans they have made
Briefly, these are the conclusions OF
David Starr Jordan, president of LIE.
land Stanford university, as he de.
livered them in a lecture on THE
Old Peace With Velvet Sandaled
Feet" at Abraham Lincoln center.
"All civilized nations are owned or
CONTROLLED DR.. Jordan said, S"for they
say there is difference between own.
ing and controlling a railroad, though
some of US cannot quite grasp the dis
tinction.
The men who make the war loans
control all the civilized nations. The
Spitzenberger is not controlled. Neither
is the Figi. The 'uncles' of the kings
control the others. Emperors and
kings and parliaments may not de-
clare war to satisfy whim, defend
their honor or even to right wrong
until they have secured the permits.
sion of their 'uncles.'
There is no danger of war, but
there is grave danger that the War
debt will be doubled Europe's war
debt is $26,000,OG0,00 One-third of
all the money of the world is due on
the war debt of Europe alone. The
Rothschilds and other money lending
families absolutely control the situa'
ton.
"Nine-tenths of the war scares in
Europe and elsewhere are made by
craftsmen and yellow press to di'
vert the attention of the people from
reforms they are demanding.
when the powerful of earth find
themselves hard pressed by the PEG.
pie they issue a call to the mob to go
off somewhere to plumber and muir.
der, for the mob always is ready to
join in the man hunt. And they fight
till the people forget what it was they
wanted.
"The spending of money for arma.
ments, the borrowing of enormous
sums and shouldering the debt upon
future generations, to be taken in
taxes from the peasants, is something
more than a question of fnance-it is
| a moral question.
THE placing of a tyrannous burden
upon the poor of future generations is
only one of the indictments to be
brought against war"
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-27
ARMY FED SIXTY
Twelve Baskets Were Sent to the Be.
midi Poor Saturday Afternoon.

Sixty people were fed by the Be.
midi barracks of the Salvation Army
Christmas day. Twelve baskets
were sent out, tc as many poor
families.
The kettle which Captain Kirch-
ner placed on the corner of Beltrami
Avenue and Third Street netted the
Army workers total of $34.95.
A Christmas tree and program was
held last evening for the members of
the Salvation Army Sunday School.
In regard to the way in which the
residents of Bemidji aided her in her
effort to make this Christmas a
happy one for the poor, Captain
Kirchner said:
I'VE wish to extend thanks to all,
those who so thoughtfully aided US
in this undertaking. Because of the
fact that I had both my arms broke
a few weeks ago I have been unable
to do all that would have liked to
have done. We wish to thank Mr..
McIver for the team he gave US
Saturday afternoon. free of charge,
to use in delivering our baskets.
Each basket which was sent out
contained one chicken, potatoes,
bread, candy, apples, salt, pepper,
cans of corn and peas, milk, sugar,
tea and coffee.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-27

! ly painful surprise, constant irrita-
ton and deep disgust to all con-
cerned.
Students of political matters as
sert that this dry order" is aimed
at the socialist party, which is grow
ing rapidly and gaining strenuously
in Brainerd and Bemidji. Bemidji
furnished the socialist candidate for
governor of Minnesota while Brain
erd elected a socialist mayor and two
aldermen. 1t is believed that this
treaty may have been enforced to as
sist the prohibition party and thus
furnish new party to oppose the
socialists. AS it has been rumOred
that the treaty of 1851 may also be
enforced, it follows, logically, that
this may be done to take a slap at
Minneapolis which very nearly elect
ed VanLear, socialist candidate for
mayor.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-27

Careless Brisco, comedy juggler,
is one of those funny fellows that
does not have to say a word to bring
the laughs and his stage entrance
and clean make up started the audi
ence into a laugh that did not die
out while he was on the stage. He
is not only able to get away with all
the tricks of the top.notcbers, but
does the work in such way that it
would be good sketch if he
couldn't do trick