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Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
Free Remedy For
Weak Bowels

There are two forms of bodily
cleanliness, the external and the in
ternal. The one is for your pride in
yourself; the other for your life and
health. Both are important, but of
vastly more importance in the long
run is the internal cleanliness.
This Is one point that all should watch
about their body-the cleanliness of the
bowels. Keep them clean and free from
one. or two movements OF the bowels
each twenty-four hours. II your system
does not do this naturally. in the process
Obtain aa and os knd then you
out that cathartics. salts and such things
relieve you for a day. but bind you up
worse than ever the next day. then try q
DR.. Caldwel's Syrup Pepsin.
For the skeptical the best way to be-
GIN is to send your name and address to
Use It as directed and II it convinces
you that brief continuance Of Its use
Will relieve you permanently-that 1t will
train the stomach and bowel muscles to
then buy 1t OF your druggist at fifty
cents and one dollar a bottle. Just as 50
many others are doing. They began with
so samp snS S0t nHx hsn r bought ty cent
merits, they buy the one dollar family
size. All the members Of the family can
use IT down to the very youngest.
A brief use Of this grand laxative tonic
viii cure constipation in its worst form,
Indigestion. liver trouble. sick headache.
sour stomach and such ailments and keep
you In continuous good health al 4 very
small cost. Such Is the expert nee Of
many families like that OF Mrs. Oscar
F1eener: Unionville. Ind. j.. F.. Daniel.
Saron. Tex. and hundreds OF others that
could be named.
DIR. Caldwell personally will be plea sed
to give you any medical advice you may
desire for yourself or family pertaining to
the stomach liver or bowels absolutely
free Of charge. Explain your case in a
For the free sample simply send YOUR
name and address on a postal card or
otherwise. For either request the doctors
address Is DIR. w. b. Caldwell, R.500 Cald-
well building. Monticello. Ill.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
LINER TO SET FOOD RECORD

When the White Star liner
Olympic steams on her maiden
voyage to New York she will
carry such an equipment for the
dining tables and such a supply
of food as has perhaps never be-
fore been shipped on board a
steamer for a trip across the At
lantic.
In provisioning a big liner all
sorts of tastes have to be consid-
cred through the varied de-
mandS of the travellers who now
take the voyage in such large
numbers. The humblest pas
senger has to-be considered just
as much as the connoisseur with
unlimited means Nothing that
might be asked for must be for
gotten.
In her equipment the Olympic
will require: Seven thousand
pieces of glass. $4,000 pieces Of
china 100000 pieces Of linen,
26, 900 pieces of electroplate and
5000 pieces of cutlery. The
store of food for the westward
voyage will also include 5000
pounds of fresh meat, twenty
five tons of potatoes, Is, 900 eggs
200 barrels of -four, 1000 pounds
of fresh fish, 5000 pounds of
poultry, 500 brace of game, TO-
900 bottles of ale and stout,
6,O0O bottles of mineral water,
LOCO bottle of spirits and 5000
bottles Of wine. Chicago Rec
ord-Herald.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
A STATESMAN'S FUNERAL

The body of John G. Carlisle
was sent from New York to his
former home in Kentucky for
burial. 1t was received there by
no committee waiting to do it
honor, by no individual that
mourned over it. An express
man put the coffin upon his wag-
on with other packages and
hauled it to an undertaking estab-
lishment. And now subscript-
ion is being taken for burial.
This is the body of a man that
was for years a leader in the
Senate of the United States,
Secretary of the Treasury in one
of the most critical periods of
our financial history, and at one
time was within measurable
distance or the Presidency IT.
self.
The struggle for the mainten-
ance of bimetalism that disrupt
ed the Democratic party gave
Carlisle an opportunity to mani
fest his firm integrity as finan-
cier and as a statesman. But it
lost him the support of his party
and of his State. Now his body
is carried home to a pauper's
funeral. But some day Ken
lucky will build a monument to
commemorate his fame. New
York Evening World.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
j. II. PORTER.

J. H. Porter, at the mill
crossing Of the l. c, railroad
has a splendid stock of shoes
and rubbers, all in and ready
for the winter trade.
He also keeps a fresh and
clean stock of groceries.
Give him a call and don t
f, rget to bring hum your
chickens and eggs and all
kinds of produce.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
Groom Ir Slot Trousers

Paducah, KY, The County
Clerks Office here found it's rec
ord for juvenile weddings brok-
en- yesterday, when Johnnie
James Smith, seventeen years
old, and Miss Ette Wallace. fif-
teen years old, both of Paducah,
were granted a marriage liz
cense.
The groom is an apprentice
blacksmith at the Illinois Gen.
trail shop. After the ceremony
the couple left for Louisville on
a bridal trip.
The groom wore short trous-
ers and the bride was in frock.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
DREW THE LINE ON ICE

A Lincoln county man was or
deted to the lunatic asylum be-
cause every time he got on a
religious fervor he baptized his
wife. She didn't mind it sc
much before the water got cold,
but she bucked when he had tc
break the ice to immense, and
had him arrested. Lexington
Herald.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
TROTTING OXEN

A farmer came to town Mon
day driving a pair # oxen to a
buggy which attracted a great
deal of attention. No such a
team was ever seen to a buggy
in Elizabethtown before. The
oxen could trot about six miles
an hour and the owner made
about as good time with them as
an ordinary buggy horse. The
oxen seemed control themselves
perfectly. -Elizabethtown News
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
SKinArd Scalp Troubles
Yield 1ClUOT rfIiU en-
A Clean Liquid Preparation
Fer External Use.

A Clean Liquid Preparation
Fer External Use.
Haynes Taylor Drug Store
IS so confident that ZEMO and
ZEMO soap used together will
rid the skin or scalp of infant or
grown person of pimples, black
heads, dandruff, eczema, prickly
heat, rashes, hives, ivy poison
or any other form of skin or
scalp eruption that they will
give your money back if you are
not entirely satisfied with the
results obtaint d from the use of
ZEN and the soap.
The first application will give
prompt relief and show an i'm
provement ard in every in
stance where used persistently,
will destroy the germ life leay-
ing the skin in a clean, healthy
condition.
Sold and guaranteed by drug
gists everywhere and in Marion
by Haynes & Taylor.
Let us show you proof of
some remarkable cures made by
ZEMO and give you a 80 page
booklet how to preserve the
skin. Haynes & Taylor Drug
Store.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
NOZZLE so SUBSCRIBERS

Positively no paper will be
mailed out after Jan. 1st that is
not paid for in advance. This
rule will be adopted and will be
inviolate.
The Crittenden Record Press.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
You Can Always Get

The best cough medicine if you ask for
DR.. Bells Pine Tar Honey and look
for the bell on the bottle. Guaranteed
to give satisfaction. Sold everywhere.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
Cranulated Eye Lids

are easily cured-Caustic is not neces-
sary. Southerlsnd's Eagle Eye Salve
is Painless and harmless and guaran-
teed to cnre. Has never failed on \
case, costs 25c.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
Not Good

for everything. Sutherlend's Eagle
Eye Salve is good for nothing but the
eyes. If you use and it are not satisfie
come back and get your 25c You be
the judge.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
Eczema

Is considered hard to cure. Try DR..
Bells Ant'septic Salve and you will
change your mind. You will see an
Improvement from the first applica-
ton.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
Something Just As Good

Can only be the case when it is anoth-
err bottle of DR.. Bells Pine-Tar Honey.
Every bottle the same. Look for the
bell on the bottle.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
Try It, Try 1t

Try DR.. Bells Antiseptic Salve for all
skin troubles. 1t is as pleasant as
sweet cream and guaranteed to give
satisfaction IN worst eases. Csc h,v.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-24

,vhere.' said he. and when she had gone he remarked: I didn't say they were good. and I don't like to sell frozen fish. but have to. They fresze the fish. and so they don't havs to supply a market till they can get the price they want: that's the whole trouble. If we don't give the right price they hold up the supply or send it somewhere else, that's all. What can we do? We have to put up the price to make a, decent profit
 With the grocer the high prices come in eggs, butter and condensed milk, all necessities to the poor Stor- age eggs, cheap comparatively five years ago even in May and April. the season of scarcity, now sell at 35 cents a dozen.
 Both butter and eggs are at the highest point for this season in years, and as for condensed milk, that costs II cents a can, as against the cents of several continuous years, which in it's turn was the highest at that time. Yet condensed milk is so important an item that a small grocery in lower Tenth avenue sells 2S3 cans a week."
 This system may be made an end of by the combinations now being made and q lf-denying as we'll as resentfuI spirit.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-24
FREAK TEMPERANCE BILL.

It IS seldom that wild and woolly measures are to be found in the pro posed enactments of the Massachusetts legislature, but the year 1910 witness es the presentation of one of the most curious temperance propositions ever made in this country. Representative Wells of Haverhill would by his bill prohibit treating, which is the one ra- tional feature of the instrument. Ths bill then provides for the enlargement If the regular drink to 36 times its present size, which represent several quarts, to be drunk on the premises; and the bartender can only sell ons drink under this regulating enactmen- to an individual once In three hours. If enough is drunk to cause the in1- Eiber to become uncivil he is arrest ed; for the second such offence he w.u be haled to court to have a. guardian appointed whose duty it Is to procure work for him at fair wages and to turn all his earnings over to his fam fly. The bill is too seriously drawn to be taken seriously. Instead of b ,- ing a law to regulate licuor-d linking it reads like . law to interfere with commerce.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-24
Renovatina Silk.

The removal of precipitation stains from silk waist Is not an easy mat ter, and the better way Is to prevent it's occurrence. As preventive there is nothing more practical or satisfac- tory than the large crescent-shaped dress shields that come well up on each side of the arms. They cost about forty cents a pair, but are far cheaper in the long run than the small ones Should the waist become stain
 ed, however, it may be cleaned by sponging on both sides with water to which a few drops of ammonia have been added. In case the silk is of the kind that water spofs, it will be neces- sary to sponge the whole garment. An other good method is to wipe the stain with a cloth that has been moistened in soda water, afterwards rubbing with a dry cloth, If, however, the lining silks are stained in coats or jackets, there is little chance of removing the blemish though the stain may some times be reduced by sponging with solution of two-thirds ammonia and chloroforTn and one-third water.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-24
CONTRARY sPLENpoRs.

The year 1910 will be noted for it's sky -fliers or comets. of which there appears to be at least three in sight now. One astronomical paragraph says:
 Don't get mixed up on the com cts. The comet that can be seen with the naked eye just after sunset in the west is the new Rates comet. To see Halley's, comet you have to have a telescope"
 Then Prof. Edgar L. Larkin says in the January Nautilus:
 And now Winnecke's comet is around here again. It was discovered in 1919, and it's time of circuit of the sun is five and one-half years. It was up in the constellation Ophiuchus at last accounts.
 These little celestial wanderers are nothing compared with Halley's com ct with an orbit of three and a third billion miles, which 1t covers on the average in about TT years. This cele- brsted flyer with a tail 1s,o20.oo0 miles in length has a record from since 240 years B. c. to the present day, and it appears once in each century, hav ing made its last appearance in 1885. On May 18th it will be nearest the earth, when it will be on almost straight line between the earth and the sun and be 13,020.o00 miles away and on that day it is expected that the earth bowling along at the old rate of IS 1-2 miles a second, will pass through its luminous tail, the least particles of which are so fine as to be termed ultra-gaseous, so there will be no shock.
 When Halley's comet is at it's best it will be an object of splendor in the evening sky.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-24
Woman in Life and in the Kitchen

wraps, so popular this season, have handsome knotted silk fringes-
 One of the latest favorites is the lit tie cashmere cape. with narrow shout ders and long stole ends, which comes in every shade
 A new French cotton crepe of peb- hle vale in place of the striped crinl<ie of the summer is among the hand made waists in the shops.
 It is no longer necessary to have sockings match the footwear; instead they match the skirt. the headgear and even the gloves.
 Gap shapes are popular, ruling strongly amend turbans and toques. and even hats. They are probably the result of the automobile bonnet
 One of the newest veils is of finest Silken threads woven in spider web designs scattered over the meshes of the yelling. In the center of each web is a tiny silken spider. The effect is quite startling and the yelling has only been worm by fashionable women here and in London and Paris.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-24
LADIES' NINE-GORED SKIRT.
Paris Pattern No. 23I4 All Seams
 Allowed.

Perfectly plain, the gores shaped in 10 the figure, is this simple model for a knocka bout skirt. It may be made in any of the washable materials. as well as in any of the English worsteds, plain or striped mohairS or Panama cloth. The closing is at the center back under the inverted box-plait, and the lower edge Is finished with simple tho stitching, for if this is not done the style of the garment will be com pletely lost.
 The pattern is in eight sizes-22 to 36 inches, waist measure. For 26 waist the skirt, made of material with nap, requires S1l yards Of material 20 inches wide, yards 24 inches wide. inches wide or 3 yards 54 inches wide without nap, 1t needs g yards 20 inches wide. GA yards "A inches wide, fA yards 36 inches wide, 3A yards 42 inches wide or 2A yards 54 inches wide.
 Price of pattern. 10 cents.
 Order through The Bulletin Company. Pattern Dept, Norwich, Conn.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-24
Cheese OmeIet.

Beat three eggs lightly; then add three tablespoonfuls of cream and a teaspoonful of melted butter and sea- son to taste with salt and pepper. Put a teaspoonful of butter into an omelet pan and as soon as hot turn in the omelet mixture. Hold the handle of the pan so the deepest portion of the mixture comes closest to the heat and with Timber knife keep drawing the cooked portion toward you. allowing the uncooked to drain toward the hot ter portion of the pan. As soon as thickened to the right consistency roll the omelet over like a jelly roll tow ard the handle of the pan. When Drowned lift out on a hot plate, sprink- ling grated cheese on top and serving at once.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-24
NEW MIDDLEMEN.

That the cost of living is all out Of proportion to wage earning is ad- nftted by all, and how to remedy the evil is not so apparent That there is no real necessity for 1t Is admitted by the butchers, fish merchants and Erocers of New York. who, to a rep reEentative of The Times. charge 1t upon the refrigeration of food-in other words, that the spectators through it can hold meats. fish and all sorts of perishable provendc- back keeping the supply short of the de- mznd-
 This Is what retail butcher of New York has to say of preseat and past market prices:
 -Roun5 steak, i've years ago, was 70 to 12 a cents a pound. right up to 1he last couple If years. Now it's IS cents a pound
 Round steak is one of the chief CDts with the poor That and chuck EteaS, taken from the neck. and stew tarrc, mutton, and beef, are the DOT ricrs they mainly use Until the last two years the retail price of chuck stszk was on the average 10 cents a pound l. was little affected by vari- stions. but now 1t sells from If to 1G cents a pound.
 As for the various kinds of stew
 
 they are now double the price which had been so customary till recently that 1t was almost fixed The price was cents a pound on an average before that Now the retail price is from 10 to 12 cents a pound, and the left beef from which soup is made soup the essential of the poor mans meal-that has climbed from 10 to 14 cents a pound Ten cents was the price that held with slight variations for ten years before 1eOs.''
 And fat heifers ready for the mar wich for six cents pound live weight
 The Times said further: The fish on which the poor depend chiefly for ago that was cents a pound. now it costs 10. Next to cod in import snce to the poor comes haddock. It against and cents of past years Smeits, Of which the supply is pIenti- fri now. cost 1z cents instead of 8 cents as in the past bluehsh, wnose price used to average between 9 and costs Is. and for sea trout, which used to sell ct from to 10 cents a pound. ysrI have to pay 22 cents pound now.
 'ore dealer. discoursing on the re frigerating process. yesterday. whica he said ruined the quality of the fish, was interrupted by a woman custom CT. who asked if a certain lot of fish vas good
 Coed as anx xou san get slss-
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-24
Novelty Rraids.

Narrow novelty braids have found a use at last appearing as a good trim ming on house dresses where certain trimming details must receive eonsid- eration. A disk made of tinsel braid is useful to hold chiffon in place. The softer, wide braid is gathered into a little rosette which has it's place among rosette decorations. Narrow velvets, while not listed as novelty braids, are often so used. Velvet with tinseI edging brings color Into soft waists with some drapery to be held in with veIvets, cabochons and such small ornaments
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-24
AnnIa SouMa.

Boil three ounces of well washed rice in a pint of milk till tender. Mash it to a pulp. line a cake tin with 1t and place in the oven until firm and well set. Turn it into a dish, filling with a soufie made as follows: Stew five ap- ples and mash through sieve, sweet ening and favoring with a little cin- namon or clove. Beat the yolks of three eggs with an ounce and a half of but ter and mix with the apples. Let the mixture stand for a few moments, while beating up the whites of the eggs to a stiff froth; then stir to- gether. Pour this into the rice mold and bake till a golden brown.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-24
Oyster PhiEosenhy.

Oysters and politics are the strang- est mixtures that I know of, but that is what has occurred in place in Kensington," said a resident of that neighborhood as he was talking in his office in the central part of the city recently.
 up there is an oyster saloon kept by a man who is above the average. He takes a keen interest in politics, with the result that his place is used on election days as the voting place. The registration book was hanging out side of the door when I went in one day last week and in a would-be hu- morous way said: I never heard of oysters and politics mingling before
 'SThe proprietor was opening an oys- ter and turned to me as he said: Well, there are some things in common with them. For example, some of the poll ticians are raw" some of them are "stewed," some of them should be cracked, and some of them should, like that book on the door, be hung up. and some of them thrown away as being no good.
 ''That was the strangest explanation for such mixture that I ever heard Of" said the lawyer.-Philadelps1 Times
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-24
DICTATES OF FASHION.

Liberty. silks, dyed in shaded tones of red and blue are in great favor for first season girls.
 Velvet flowers are proving a, popular trimming with other velvets upon handsome corsa ges.
 With the seasons double breasted coats the correct thing is to begin the buttons at the waist line.
 Valenciennes laces, French, German and Normandy are going to be exten- SiVeIy used on summer frocl1s.
 Some of the embroidered burnous
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-24
A HILL OF PERFECT POTATOES.

It Is quite likely that more city men
 know the good points of a dog or a
 dahlia than know the good points of Q hill of potatoes Most growers have not thought of "a perfect hill" since mixed results are oftenest to be ex- peeted in a potato field. At the west the hill of perfect potatoes has been searched for and found by competent eEriculturists. and eastern farmers VIII De interested fin this celebrated. zveH-balznced potato plant in the hill
 of which were found just sixteen po- tztoes. gays The Farmers Bulletin, none Of them under six ounces in
 weight and none of more than four teen ounces, the sixteen weighing eight pounds The experts declared that mot one particle of wasted en-
 e-EE or soil fertility was represented
 ir this hill; and by a series of years
 Of seed selection of a perfect type and
 variety. but the exercise of a knowI- edge of balanced plant foods and fer- zIiity and by scientific cultivation and application of moisture by irrigation,
 such hills could be produced over practically the whole field"
 And perfect farming will increase the perfect hills in any potato patch; lut t Is the imperfect farming which makes the yield of potatoes in different states vary from 75 bushels to the acre 10 BPS bushels
 Tn potato growing a man must know his business, and then if Nature CO., operates 10 produce the perfect con ditions man has calculated upon, there is no doubt that perfect hills of pota- toes will be the rule. not the exception, es is now often the case.
 However expert the grower may be, he Is confined to the management of the ground and must take the weather as t comes, outside of irrigated dis trtcts. but the more intelligent the suits