The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-01-25
on NORMAN.

NEW YORK. Jan as--The A.
tors did not need % come Fi9hs ous
in ufen court. and tell al about
their Domestic troubles. but there
vas no such luck for Israel aud
WITTY stfump Everybody who
cared 10 ~ around In Magistrate"
Breeua court heard all about IL
Israel sfrump IL 80. aud has
many Nhiskcrs witty S'rump. hia
wife. II s.. She charged Israel 9Th
non support. Hnr counsel Na4 Joe
Levy. commonly known a. the
fake 81 Essex - starting out
with thu assertion that Sfrump gave
hts apnuss only 10 cents a das for
spending money. the duke weag on
a. fellows
Your honor. the learned court.
this old man here Ia one ~ them
EAy aecelverH Of wives. This here
lads doesn't knos yet " she ia his
sixth or bis sixteenth such 40 IN.
sinuating Teller like this you don't
hear 81 often. judge
An Attractive wldO~ Of So.
aTle married shia lady five
years ago. whom nhs was an atigac
tive widow 81 50 lie promised her
be will give her the best shat ls Hc
viii make her luxurious like
queen. IN satins and fura. and dia
nonas He viii give her carrtaRes
10 ride IN Such a picture he paints
your honor, what any woman would
fail foF.
You see. he has one Of them
Prince Albert coats aud q slick
sllker. and he puts ons his chest
like he don't care nothing about
money. on. no. he don't care moth.
ing about money. this lady finds
don't think when he gives her
dime he looks AZ Il eight times 10
make sure that g Amt two stuck
together lie don't think no more
Of nickel than he does Of HIS llfe.
Diamonds or Forsl Nisl
Hd be ever give her any satlns.
or amp fura. or any diamonds lie
did m One day he gave 70 her
such a fashion hook. and he SAYS Ia
her. Look noN az these beautiful
dresses if you was 90 Years
younger they might ~ YOU That's
az FAR a. he ever got Judge. on
carrying out any of them before.
marriage hot-air promises Of his. {"
wait a minutei' lnterlected the
defendant wait a minute. you
FUR coat lawyer How can Il be !
give II 10 my wife silks an dia.
monds on eight dollars q week
Could you DO it?"
Don't listen 10 him. iudgei
shouted the duke Of Essex st. lie
never made 10 little az eight dollars
week In hla life yeti His wife.
she sees his pay envelope one time.
and there Is S1Gf IN A. Then when
he talks about IS. she Eueaaes he
Is leading a double life. tell you.
your honor. Judge. he has had 80
many wives be can't remember them
ALL"
The Court 10 Curious.
us II true" inquired the court Of
the defendant, that you have been
married often7'
Three times / have been married.
Judge. answered Israel, "but Il
seems Ike 10 already I'm pune.
tured all over from this matrlmony
business got II bruises and
bruises. even under my whiskers.
Never can ! get such q kind wife
what don't bruise me Such q
brulse am an over Judge This
wife, she has got a mad on. and
she takes my Prince Albert coat and
hides II. ! don't give her no money
while she hides my coat"
"In self defense she hides his
coat" said Lovy She hides HIS
coat till hc.gives 40 a quarter for a
now dress ask IL, your honor,
you compel him 10 give his wife an
allowance by the week"
"a dollar a week. then" said tho
magistrate. dismiasing the case.
OF Woe 10 Mrs. witty.
Mrs witty strump set 40 a fear.