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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-02-16
Kept His Umbrella.

The composer Fanseron, while driv-
ing homeward in his cab during a ter.
rifle shower, met the aged composer
Cheruhini Flooding along on foot. FRO
tected from the star,a Only by a shah
by old unit vella full Of hoies Pause
ron took compassion on the old gen
tleman and begged him u make use Of
the cab, saying that he himself would
walk home, Cherubini accepted and
took the o.her's place ia the cab. Then
Panseron naturally asked the old gen
tleman for the loan Of his umbrella
"oh, no my dear boy" said ciseru-
bini. 1T is well known fact that o
man never aglln sets eyes on an I'm
brella that he has lent" And ts drove
of in Panseron's cab.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-02-16
THE KISSI@e FETF
BY ROBERT c. WARNER.

fcJpyrignt, 1862 Toy Alneriean Press Assoc
clarou.l q
The feie WAS great success. Long
before The hour announces for the he
ginning OF the festivities crowds OF
peop.e were hooking to the entrances
of the rarG. and during the evening
many Thousands came aud went. or
these there were the young aud the
older. married, the former as paftici.
pants. the latter as spectators.
And what was the occasion Of the
fetes An e,iii had gone for,h that he
twepn the hours 0r 5 and u amy Young
man might kiss any girl in the park
provided he Wore in his cap green
feather rhlS provision was introduced
TO euallle any girl opposed SO strange
embraces "a lake To flight on The ai,.
proach 81 woHld he kisser.
AS the cla,k struck . TWO yoiing
girls entered The park arm in arm.
one vas tad aud stately. with yery
black eyes, a cable of plated black
hair hanging dawn her bark. Fbe
other was taa'lrr blue eyed heanty.
With hair 80 Sfnn gold drifting la ne
breeze They had no SOONER PASSED ~.
gate ,han GREEN feathers BEGAN a.
fntier lt' their palb Sflny a Young
man approached, but was deferred hy
q repelleur glance from the Queeasy
brunette. Fer an hour the pair walked
about The park watching The ofhers
Now and AGAIN some young Girl veuG
suddenly dart away on seeing yotu ~
approach whom she wished Ia avoid
or TO appear TO avoid, Here aud There
would be heard suppressed scrts,us
and glgrleS. while smaeks resouuded
like listol shots.
Bur the two girls walked untouched
Many persons noticed them. bur no
one seemed to Know them Il was Sup.
posed that they were of high degree.
daughters Of uohlemen who had ,s3.ne
10 witness the kissing without takig
part Ii II. and it was even WHISPERED
that they were from the cor.t. But
there were men present from the
court. ard none Of them be- ever seen
The girls before. The people wondered
WHY those callants dared not offer to
Kiss two such beauties.
Near midnight a man wish a black
beard entered Ii company viii one
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-02-16

For SALE Forty acres one mile east
of Viroqua Every foot can be plowed
ana it is the finest of tobacco land; all
cleared, new tobacco shed; all fenced
with five wires Viii sell this forty for
500 per acre if taken soon, or will take
North Dakota land in trade. Reason
for selling, owner win remove to North
Dakota. Phone or write to Chas. Hora,
Ia Fargo, Wis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-02-16

One OF the rocks Of the island OF st.
Helena bears s distinct Resemblance to
the great Napoleon. SO distinct indeed
that IN the old pre-Suez days passen-
gers on ships Bound from india 70
England we're went to crowd the deeSs
at sunset Ia the hope 81 catching n
glimpse of the marvellous likeness OF
the emperor whose facial coutear Hsei
TO appear every evening clear cur iR
she las, rays os the Sua
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-02-16
Farmers, Aitsntionl

We have on sale The Ardee' -four,
as fine grade CT spring wheat patent
flour as Fan be made; we also have 1.-THE
Best" and u ersey
Cream, both first patent winter wheat
-four. Come in and get our figures; we
win save you money.
WILLIAMS FEED STORE.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-02-16
Wanted

Statesmen WANTED to cover territory near
your home. VIII gradually extend as fast as YOU
can cover it, Thoroughly high grade proposition
in which a number Of wen known Wisconsin peo-
pie are interested Work is profitable and gives
opportunity for permanent employment. No can
wasting. Work brings you in contact with best
class of people. Live man earn $50 to 500
per week. Write giving experience and refer
ences. Address Sales Mgr, Box 1896, Madison,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-02-16

Some years ago Mr.. George Angus
tus Sala went to Paris on behalf Of
the London Telegraph to write on the
subject of French cooking and French
restaurants. such praise of Partisan
kiekshaWs was never laYished before
and tie extolline. 70 the complete dis
eomhture Of English cooks. lasted for
fully six weeks. Everything liz the
cooking line IN Paris was grand; every
thing in England ii the same line was
horrible At the end Of the six weeks
Mr.. Saia returned 10 London, went im-
medialely 10 Tie Cheshire Cheese. in
Fleet street. and said to the head
waiter: William. bring me beef
steak. some potatoes 10 their jackets
and pint OF ate I've had nothing to
eat for six weeks ~ Liverpool Courier.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-02-16

For SALE S25 cyclopedia for $40;
$50 carpet for SO; SIS sideboard for $40;
extention table SIS. sewing machine 81,
iron bed So, washing machine 50, sew
eral other articles 81. Auction sale of
dishes and kitchen ware on Saturday
next, 200 p. M, over Devlin's meat
market. w E. Butt. I'll.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-02-16

Westby
Lawrence Brennan dropped into
town from Belmont, Montana, the fore
part of the week. He reports all mem
bers of the Virequa colony there we'll
and prosperous Yesterday Mr.. Bren-
nan disposed of his fine residence prop
erty on north Main street to Druggist
o. E. Davis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-02-16

WANTED Apprentice girl to learn
trade. Write to or call at
home of Mrs. L. c. Norris until March
list. IL
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-02-16
Lost nnd round

hound A purse containing small sum
of money. Owner can procure same
from II P. Larson by proving property
ard paying charges.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-02-16

An oyercoat at half-price is a snap
you don't often find. NJ. H. Bekkedal,
Westhy.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-02-16

For RENT-An eight-room house in
northwest part of city; first class barn.
Will sell cheap if taken soon. deafness
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-02-16
auction Sale

On the old Isaac Smith farm II miles
of Viroqua, commencing at
300 p m sharp on Monday, February
e, Ole l.. Olson sells at public auction,
Mich cows, br9od sows, seed oats, POI
tatoes and hay.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-08-13

Chamberlain Stomach and Liver
Tablets gently stimulate the liver and
bowels to expel poisonous matter.
cleanse the system, cure constipation
and sick headache. Sold by J. ].
Sherwin.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-08-13
Couldn't Take the Job.

Servant girls not only come high
now, but they are mighty particular
about where they work." said woman
who recently was obliged to find a
new maid. quoted by the New York
Sun. zone girl who had advertised
for a place asked me how many there
were in the family. l told her four.
Well, she said, 1 don't usually work
for more than two, but the work Is
harder in some families than others
My son goes to college and my
daughter is at school, SO that makes
the work easier in the middle of the
day I'm afraid that l can't take the
position she replied. It's too bad,
for know that you are the right kind
of people l can tell by the way you
speak. and then you send your son to
college"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-08-13
Dentistry.

DR.. w. T. Cain over Merchants and
Miners National bank.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-08-13
still Preaching at NInety-ons.

Rev. L. c. Wood recently entered
upon his ninety-second year. For
more than "a years he has been vicar
of Singleton. near Blackpool.
He is in excellent health. works
hard in the parish, breaches regularly
and presides at various agricultural
meetings of associations with which
he is connected. He attends all tho
public functions in the Blackpool dis
trict, and few days ago he delivered
q panegyric on the late King Edward
which revealed great mental as wen
as physical vigor.-London Standard
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-08-13

Dwellings, furnished or
unfurnished, with or with
bath, ter rent.
Ii you want to own
your own home at a reas.
enable cost;
Ii you want your best
interests protected either
a. a property owner or a
renter, call at the Real Es.
tate Department.
The Clear Greek & 6i|pin Trust
Company.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-08-13
Apprecjative jrishman.

The English travellers complain that
they are so much hurried in our
hotels and SO little in our stage
coaches. An Irish traveller took diff
ierent view of the case. Honest Pat
came in at one o'clock, and was
called I'D in a half an hour. And
what will ye charge for the lodging?"
twenty-five cents" was the reply.
AN sure 'twa kind of We to call me
SO airly; If I'd slept until the morn
Ing, I'd not had the money to pay the
bill"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-08-13

The Colorado Sunshine is a fine seed
and Havana &c Cigar.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-08-13
The Cultured Old Man.

"Algernon Is very interesting" said
the stock brokers' daughter.
What does he talk about?" inquired
her father.
Why, he's ever so well posted in
Shakespearean questions" was the
answer.
Young woman" said the financier.
sternly, don't let him deceive you.
Don't you let him make sport Of your
ignorance. There isn't any such
stock on the market. ought to know.
for I've been on the exchange long
enough"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-08-13

Account United Spanish
On Sale August % and Final limit September
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-08-13
One Fare for the Round Trip to Bould
via the Colorado & Southern Raj
One Fare for the Round Trip to Denver Colorado,
via the Colorado & Southern Railway.

Account Third Annual Colorado Interstate and Exposition
September On sale September g. g. To- and Fna
limit September 1e. Also for exhibitors September and
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-08-13

Will trade for horse and buggy, pony
or something else a Sl75.00 piano.
Bond expiring Nov. 30th. Same can
also be bought at big reduction.
For particulars see
o. F. LEMAIRE,
Bellevue Hotel.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-08-13
To the Stoekhola.-.

To the St0ckholA~rs
OF The Bonnie Brier Mining, Milling &
Tunnel Co.
In accordance with the Bylaws of
the company. the annual meeting of the
company will be held on Saturday,
August 13, 1910, at 2 p. M, in Idado
Springs. Colorado. for the purpose of
electing seven % directors to serve
one year. or until their successors are
duly qualified. and to transact such
other business as may properly come
before the meeting Each full paid
share is entitled to one vote.
Respectfully,
CHAS. z. HANNAFoRp
Sec. c.-Treas.
lst pub July 80: last pub Aug. l3, 1910.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-08-13
An Elaborate Summer Home,

Have they nice summer cot
tage?"
Splendid. 1t actually has woodei.
partitions between the bedrooms In
stead of curtains. Detroit Free
Press
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-08-13
The Evergreen Market.

A. NJ. Howard, Manager. Choice
cuts of Meats at very lowest prices.
Your patronage solicited.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-08-13
n. A. ELLIOTT,
The Leading Druggist 8

Patronize home industry and smoke
an Bl Destino l0c Cigar.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-08-13

Try SO 90 load of slabs for s20 at
c. l.. Lambs.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-08-13

For nice nickel Cigar, try Red
Ribbon.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-05
CRUCE STILL
In LEAD
According to OklahOman
Returns Has Safe
Plurality

Oklahoma City. Aug. 5.-Thc Daily
Oklahoman today says:
"At 5 o'clock Friday The Daily Okla
homan had received returns OF the
democratic gubernatorial nomination
from ail but eight counties Of the state.
From these eight counties absolutely
no returns have been received OF the
tlftyfonr counties making returns on
the head Of the democratic ticket only
twelve filed returns On other state off,
GERS and accurate figures on thest ~
umns are impossible at this hour. Re
publican returns are as yet practically
ignored BY counting boards, results On
the head Of that ticket being received
from but sixteen counties, while there
are no returns on the remainder Of the
republican state ticket. But five coun-
ty ticket votes In the state was com
uleted at midnight
THE counties lacking all unofficial
But fairly accurate returns are Beaver
Cimarron, Cherokee, Dewey, McCur-
tain. Pawnee, Pushmataha and Texas
Eighteen hundred and twelve pre-
cincts out of Approximately 2,400 in
the state give Cruce 50,s03; Murray
34,6e4; ROSS, 25,l5O. Cruces lead is in
the neighborhood Of 10000 for the
stare, his lead on returns received be-
ing 16,139, with less than 400 Of the
precincts Of the state 10 hear from.
Nothing was heard yesterday Of
Ross claims that he has been nomi-
mated and the enthusiasm Of his friends
along these particular lines seems to
have been dIssIpated
Murray still contends that he has
received the democratic nomination for
governor but intimates that If he Is
defeated be win support the demo
cratic ticket
Returns are coming in awfulIy slow
and those that have been received IN
dicate that it is a close race said one
Of Murray's managers Thursday night.
"The only change in the probable
democratic ticket as IN Thursdays Ok
lahoman is that the election of Ben f.
Harrison for secretary Of state IS indi-
Gated instead Of Leo Meyer. Out 1s re-
turns from "a counties Harrison Is in
the lead In all except four comancha,
Kay, Logan and oklahoma.
For chief mine inspector Ed Boyle
Is running very close to Pete Hanfaty,
and more compelte returns may give
the nomination 10 eitherS
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-05


Guthrie Okla, Aug. s.--That .he TO-
tai product ps Oklahoma farms fer 1908
maA IL excess 81 sizoiese,eae : tAe
showing made by Frank Field, secFe-
tary ii The state board o. agriculture.
who has just finished compiling shs
statistical returns made 70 the board
from the various counties Of the state.
The most notable increase during
tie year was in the value Of animals
fattened and slaughtered, or sold for
slaughter, which increased from sisF
50e.sis III 1908 To g205ss 1858 III 1909,
a raise of over s7ooO.000 or e2.e per
cent This il compared with an ~
crease Of only 104 per cent FOR the
preceding year, and is doubtless due
to the unusually high prices command
ed by domestic animals intended tor
food consumption during the past sea-
son.
The notable increase In this fea-
ture is also explained in part BY The
fact that the number oi cattle and
swine Oh han don March last showed
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-05


Perchanee Il was the ominous
clouds which hoVered over University
park yesterday that chilled the heart
Of chickasha's clan ana gave Them
leaden feet. but whatever the cause the
local teasS manifested a lack of conf
dence and an utter absence ot that
high grade Of ginger qualities which
are indispensabIy necessary to sue
cess In the national game.
Only once Ii the fourth inning did
Chickasha show symptoms Of the
strenuous life and then by eombina-
ton Of hits assisted BIZ some amusing
errors on the part Of the visitors four
runs were sent across the rubber. This
was the only instance il the whole
session where Chickasha had even a
glimpse Of victory and the handful oI
loyal fans who occupied the grand
stand promptly notified "TIis umpsv
that 'he was rotten, when he com
mitted palpable injustice in deciding
one OF Chickasha's runners out at
third who unquestionably was safe
as it put an end to run max
ing and squeeze out victory,
The home team attempted Garrison
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-05
FARM PRODUCTS SHOW
A LARGE INCREASE


an actual decrease over the previous
year, although there was an Increase
Il horses, mules ard sheep the Num-
ber o. horses On hand was 454,52l val.
Hed al SIS ss5,7sI d. compared with
fle.zlo valued at s2s .7ss,eS4 3 year
previous. There were 1888 mules,
valued Ak ss5,49e.5IO. against lel,ss5,
valued al s1i.slS.g5s; SS2.53e milk
cows. valued al $S.iSg.214. against 400
oS5, valued at s7,Os5,5ee; 2,45s other
cattle. valued at se,Sz2,as7, against
564429 valued at sc,1is,7es; s55,s5s
sheep, valued at ssa, asa, against 28.4o5
valued al s70Sl7. The total of live
stock values advanced from s52,5ze,-
$50 to sea.4eT.U5s.
a notable decrease in the number Of
animals which died from disease is
also shown. The greatest decrease
Il in the case of mules from 100000 III
1908 10 s2.OIg III 1903. The swine NOR.
sality also dropped from 1s4,46s to Sc.
e45 and the number Of sheep Killed BIZ
dogs from 3,2s2 to 1,S4S.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-05
WIFE PUT HIM
ON A SALARY

airy, hours and amount Of work ex-
pected Of him. Hans was getting along
splendidly. and every day he would
look in at his wife's store and pass
the time Of day. He observed on those
occasions that the Hans Mailer store
was sorely In need Of a manager, and
he chueklel with satisfaction. Mry.
Mailer fretted Then she consulted
Lawyer Theodore A. Richtu.
Justice Bischoff in the supreme
court listened to argument Charles A.
Riegerman appeared for Hans, and the
Maldurnin company had as counsel
Fulton McMahon. The first thing Dir.
McMahon did was to ask that his eli
ent be eliminated from the case on the
ground that It was not concerned in
the affair between Mailer and his
wife.
Lawyer Riegelman said that Mailer
was the real owner Of Hans-AIahler &
Co. although majority Of the stocn
was in his wife's name. He denied all
Mrs. Mahlef's allegations with regard
to the provisions Of her contract with
her husband
Mrs MAILER. through her counsel,
asked that the Maldurnin Importing
company be restrained from employing
her husband Justice Bischon look the
papers and reserved decision.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-05

New York. Aug, s Never says
Hans Mahler. never sign anything
over to your wife. Or you may have a
woman for a boss all your life unless
you resign As / did.
When Hans came to this country In
1906 he established the firm Of Hans
MAILER & Co., dealers in imported con
fections. at Al Fast Ninth street. The
company was Incorporated with capt
tai Of $4,000, and Hans went to Ger
many and sold d lot Of the stock. The
business dourished.
Then, Hans says, in a moment Of I'M
certain mental condition he signed the
entire business over to his wife.
Right away she put me on s15 a
week salary" says Hans. Il protested
that that was not enough to buy smoi-
ing tobacco and beer and to play an
occasional game Of pinochle with my
friends at rs cents a corner. ] asked
if she would not start me on little
more say $40 a week-but she said
that SIS was enough SO long as had
to pay no board. Well, had to be
satisfied.
Il thought that she would not be
strict and that a little loose change
might come my way once in a while.
But | was wrong. She organized the
accounts SO that every penny had to be
accounted for. ! got my s15-no more,
no less.
One day ! went out and got some
courage. / returned and asked for a
raise in salary. You would think was
skiing for her hearts blood. she told
rAe | was under contract to work for
Ter al SIS a week and that she would
see that lived up to the contract +
was feeling strong. MY nerve was fine,
So I threw UP my job. NV wife laughed
at me.
Go ahead she said, 'you will be
back soon when you find you have not
only no job but no home
Hans went over to The Maddurin I'm
porting company, also dealers in Inn
ported CONNECTIONS, and the biggest RI
val Of the Hans-Mahler company. They
liked him. and met his wants as to sal
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-05
RALLINeER DENIES STORY.

ST. Paul, Mimi, Aug. Secretary
Of the Interior Ballinger. while en-
route to Seattle, wrote the following
note to the press:
Please say for me that reports ia
the effect that Senator Cranes confer
ence with me had to do with the sug'
gestion that resign, is without foun-
dation.
Our conference did not in the
slightest degree relate to myself or any
matter affecting me.
Very respectfully,
n. A. BALL1NGER.v r
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-05

finish ia the ninth and although they
lead on strong enough to stimulate
the enthusiasm Of the fans the wind
up was pathetic.
The visitors batted stronger, felded
more actively and cleverly, ana played
the game" with more system-in other
words they worked consistently and
won cleaniy, outpointing their oppo-
nents.
Lindsay, who was on the mound for
chickasha. was not In his usual good
form, the visitors being able to com
meet successfully with his Offering at
critical stages when hits meant runs.
courtright did the hurling for Anadar-
no and delivered a first class quality
Of goods.
The game was rather slow. listless
and featureless outside Of a splendid
running catch in right garden made
by Wnborne which elected highly aP'
preciative applause, and a rapid double
play ri Cousins who covered the sec
ond station for the visitors, who also
got an impartial hand.
The score BY innings:
Anadarko ..... .015 600 Ol0-7
chickaaha ...... 900 Oo4 0Oi =
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-05
sTAccERs sKEPTlcs.

That clean. nice. fragrant com
pouad like Bucilen's ArnIca saIve will
Instantly relieve a bad burn cut scaId,
wound pr piles, staggers skeptics But
great cures prove IT'S wonderful
healer Of the worst A,sres, ulcers, bolIs,
felons, eczema, skin eruptions, aa also
chapped hands, apraIns ana corns. Try
Il use at Brown & Co.'S. d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-05
SENATOR HUGHES TALKS.
Special BY United press.

Special by United Press.
Denver, Col, Aug. 8. United States
Senator Chas. J. Hughes. Jr., who
moved IN the senate the appointment
Of a committee to Investigate Cores
charges, declared he never before att
tached any Importance to the charges.
He never heard Shermans name in
connection with the case. On account
Of Cores blindness Hughes said he
read Cores letters received in connec-
tion with Cores bill He said Gore
told persons interested that the Me-
Murray deal offered $4,000 and later
$4,000 II he could stop favorable
report in the senate.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-05

Amber. Okla, Aug. 5-victor Lrey.
the 7-yearold son OF p. w. Lrey, fell
from a mule this morning, breaking
his left arm above the elbow. Or. A. r.
Hehnings set the arm and The boy IS
doing very nicely.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-05

Alma b. Ramey VI. Chas. W. Ramey,
divorce; Oscar Simpson attorney.
Henry Harvey VS.. LilliAh Harvey,
divorce; Bond & Melton attorneys.
Goldie N. Chandler vs.. q, II. !. q
r. Ry., damage
May Stewart VS.. @. NJ. Stewart di-
vorce. aiimony and division Of proper
~; F. y, Riddle. attorney.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-08-05
BAREFOOT GETS BIG
MAJORITY I'M cADDO.

Col. Geo. VI. aBrT N9pt received word
this morning that mad carried Cad.
do county BY a majority Of 1881. HIS
majority iii Grady county was 770,
making the total 2.l5O votes.
Quite naturally no Is well pleased
with the result II looks like JOG
Smith win be his Caddo county col
league.