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The Holbrook news., 1910-09-16
CASTORIA
 For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought s,sss,.,s sss,s ses :. &nz2zzS<
A Strange Hate.

Albert Kirby Fairfax-now, since the dictum of the House of Lords, the real Lord Fairfax-talked at an American dinner party in London about his new title.
 Since the title was mine," he said, q wanted it acknowledged. Now am used to it-already used to it. In fact, I am already tired of the eternal your lordship this and your lordship that which servants so literally rain ou me. One can get tired, you know, even of the most delightful things. have a friend. an old soldier, who is a keeper in the little park of Russell The daily drudgery has given the old man perfect hatred for the open air. And every evening at 9, when he enters the dark, smoky, stuffy tavern of the 'Magpie and Cock he inf1ates his chest, sniffs, smiles and says:
 "'Now at last can breathe freely"
The Holbrook news., 1910-09-16
Why G. w. Was No Sailor.

A Baltimore school teacher got dis gusted with the ignorance displayed by one of her boys in relation to the recorded acts of the Father of His Country, and she grew sarcastic.
 q wonder" she began, If you could tell me whether George Wash ington was a sailor or soldier"
 The boy grinned. He was a sol dier, all right" he said.
 How do you know?" the teacher asked.
 Because I saw the picture of him crossing the Delaware. Any sailor would know enough not to stand up in a boat"
The Holbrook news., 1910-09-16
shy Bil1y from Bolton.

In a certain town in the nofrn of England there is a man known by the name of Silly Billy. Not feeling well one day, he sent for the doctor. After examination the doctor asked bim if he would take a note to the Model lodging house and he would give him sixpence. So Billy, not liking to refuse, said he would. But on the way there he came across a street
The Holbrook news., 1910-09-16
6

"I have suffered with piles for thirty six years. One year ago last April be gan taking Cascarets for constipation. In the course of week noticed the piles began to disappear and at the end of six weeks they did not trouble me at all. Cascarets have done wonders for me. am entirely cured and feel like new man" George Kryder. Napoleon, O.
 CUT THIS OUT, mail 1t with your ad- dress to the Sterling Remedy Co.,, Chicago, H., and receive a handsoms souvenir gold Bon Bon FREE"
The Holbrook news., 1910-09-16
The story of n statue.

There was set up in the seventeenth century at Yarmouth, Isle of Wight,
 what is probably the most curious piece of art extant, erected to the memory of Sir Robert Holmes, Brit ish naval officer of that period. The odd circumstance is that the statue was not originally designed for Holmes at all, but for a very differ ent parsonage, no other, indeed, than Louis XIV of France. This statue. fin ished as to the figure, but in the rough as to the head, was being taken to France on an Italian vessel when it was captured by British man-of-waT commanded by Holmes. Upon per ceiving the unfinished condition of the statue Holmes, with grim humor, com pelled the artist, who had accompanied his work, to lchisel his (HolmesO head on the kings body. And so it stands today. Holmes was eventually made governor of the Isle of Wight. which fact accounts for the location of this mongrel bit of artistry.
 Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup the best remedy to use for their children during the -eething period.
The Holbrook news., 1910-09-16
Foresight of the Police,

Police OmcerAA millionaire shot by a manicurist.
 Chief of Police-Well, the first thing to do is pinch Emma Goldman, and then try to get the red that did the shooting.
 q said manicurist, not anarchist"
 "Oh, well, they sound something alike Better pinch Emma Goldman to be on the safe side" ."-Kansas City Times.
The Holbrook news., 1910-09-16
reels rnat way sometimes.

Colonel, what would you do if you had your life to live over again?"
 Well my boy, I'm proud of my war record, of course, but sometimes. when I get a twinge in that missing foot of mine, feel that if had it all to do over again I'd serve my country by getting an army contract."-Chicago Tribune. erF-fe
The Holbrook news., 1910-09-16
The Mystery Explained.

See here. my man." said the phil anthropist who was doing an inves- tigating stunt on his own account, you are an interesting puzzle to me" !"
 'Is that so?" queried the other.
 Yes, it's so," answered the party of the philanthropy part. You are too lazy to work. How do you man. age to live?"
 "Oh," was the reply. q get trusted"
The Holbrook news., 1910-09-16

1<oan was InspeccI1g rIIo- .1..s..SS.-------- they trooped into the ark. q don't claim to be faunal natural ist," he said, but I'm making T. R.'s Smithsonian Institution collection look sick"
 In due time, moreover, he sailed away With the greatest aggregation of living wild animals ever seen in cap- tiVity.
The Holbrook news., 1910-09-16
Canine Wisdom.

Little Fido-Uncle Towser, what's the reason we don't get any more meat to eat?
 Big Towser-Youngster there's . beef boycott on. and we're the innocent bystaHders.
The Holbrook news., 1910-09-16
TRY MURINE "'is s..s sGss c.,s Eyes EYE REMEDY You Will Like I.
Elaborate Revenge.

Paw, wasn't that a horrible din- ner?"
 Tt was, ToD,EIy."
 But you handed the waiter dime when we went away. What did you do that forcc'
 "I wanted to convey the idea to him. Tommy, as delicately as possible, that if he'd brought us good feed it would have been half dollar
The Holbrook news., 1910-09-16
} [llIQT7l1Y
 
Makes inc skin soft as velvet

MakeS me skIn SOIt as NeIVeI. Improves any complexion. Best sham poo made. Cures most skin eruptions. Munyons Hair Invigorator cures dan druff. Stops hair from falling. Makes hair grow.
 If you have Dyspepsia, or any liver trouble. Munyon's Paw-Paw Pills. They cure Biliousness. Constipation and drive all impurities from the blood.
 MUNYON'S HOMEOPATHIC HOME REMEDY CO.,, Phila., Pa.
The Holbrook news., 1910-09-16
HERE IS RELIEF FOR WOMEN.

If you have pains in the back. Urinary. Bladder or Kidney trouble, and want certain. pleasant herb cure for woman's ills, try Mother Gray's AUSTRALIAN LEAF. It is a safe and never-failing cents. Sample pacfage FREE: Address. The Mother Gray Co.,, Le Roy. N. '.
The Holbrook news., 1910-09-16
Pettit's Eye salve for 25c.

Relieves tired eyes, quickly stops eye aches, congested, inflamed and common sore eyes. All druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y
The Holbrook news., 1910-09-16

Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes. Relieved By Murine Eye Remedy. Try Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You Will Like Murine. It Soothes, soc at Your Druggists. Write For Eye Books. Free. Murine Eve Remedy Co.,. Chicago.
The Holbrook news., 1910-09-16

Lewis Single Binder, straight Sc many smokers prefer them to 10c cigars.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12
@ @ O @ O G @ G o @ o q @ o O c
, GLOBE SIGHTS
, O @ o @ @ O @ O o o o o O O C
lAtchlson Globe.l

Every good business man Is able
10 get rid of an agent quickly.
A man should be taller older,
heavier. uglier and hoarscr than his
wife.
When YOU are trying to sell a man
something, don't be TOO cordial, or
he will notice IT,
The devil and all his imps do not
bother us half as much as the men
VINO have funny stories 10 tell
Men who want To argue the tariff
with MS on the street must carry
chairs. we are tired Of arguing
standing
/. II Is 3 mighty rich girl who can
resist the cmptation TO reply to an
advertisement Of lady cashier wanted
al 81 a week
Although the average layman is
willing that the preacher should take
a vacation, II Is never because he
thinks the strain of oyerwork de.
mands H.
An optimist Is one who can think
of what fuzzy things peaches are.
anyway. when The frost nips the buds
and of the trouble in canning them.
and how the seeds scratch his
throat
Why stand on the streets and ar
gue2 You must realize that YOU In
vent facts, knowing that the other
fellow does not know enough 10 con
irovert them The other fellow plays
the same game on you: nc knows
YOU are ignorant. and takes adYant-
age OF the fact. It is a waste Of inc
10 argue
When 4 man lights cigar he
throws the match on The floor. This
means thai some Of his women folks
will have 10 stoop over and pick 4
up and every time they stoop over
70 pick up match they see more
clay 10 their idol. until finally, IN the
course of a few months, he is so
much clay that he is no longer an
idol but good location for a brick
yard.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12
MANDAMUs IS ARGUED
Resubmissionists Would Com
pei Governor to Submit Pro-
hibition Amendment

Arguments were made in The su-
! RENE court this afternon on The petit
tcn for mandamus against Governor
Haskell and Secretary of state
Cross in the matter of the re-suhmis-
sion Of the prohibition question
Judge G. b. Stuart led TO- the re.
submissionists and Attorney Gener.
al West for the state officials. The
action contemplates forcing a call
for special election on the question
Of amending the constitution as TO al.
low local option on the liquor ques.
ton. in accordance with petition
flied several weeks ago.
In an Indian case decided today
the sunremc court held that testi
mony Of The parties to a conversation
carried on through an interpreter is
10 be considered as evidence and is
not hearsay The case was that OF
James Terrapn against Norman Back
Of Washington county. and the iudg,
ment Of the lower court for the plain.
tiff was affirmed
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12
JUST BE CANDID

Perhaps IL is not Important, hut
IN matter wherein the best inter
ests OF any Oklahoma municipality Is
concerned II appears so, 10 have but
the truest and most accurate state
ments concerning the proposed re-
moyal of the seat of government. II
would be so wholly wrong for Guih-
rie 10 misrepresent conditions that
DO responsible citizen would attempt
10 do so. Neither should there be
any attempt 10 misrepresent the CAP
iial city Any newspaper has a sa-
csed right TO express an opinion as
to the location of the states perma-
nent capital-Guthrie has no respon-
sible citizen questioning that right
But such should be expressed as an
opinion, straightforward and without
attempt to cover over what might
he construed as a simple statement
Of fact Whatever citizen asks for
change or seeks TO remove the seat
Of government from Guthrie, perhaps.
has right so 10 do and no one vii:
question that right But before there
can be made the change. and when.
II II occur. there should be some reas-
,on advanced and that an intelligent
one. Meantime. Guthrie. having rail.
way and ieIegraphic communications.
located in the very center Of the
new siates with ample facilities 10
handle crowds which NAV come. has
. right to,ask why and wherefore this
sudden demand for a change Is II
Lot likely that. some yeRtDresome
realty dealers wish more for them
selves thai the good OF The state of
OklahonuR 90
Tholikands of dollars have been al
ready expended by those misled as
to capltal affairs: Guthrie has like
wise beon "milked." but the fact re-
mains that. In spite OF what is said
or what NAV be hereafter stated. the
capital location OF our state should
never again be agitate3. II Is not
matter OF importance to any city
Dut sntnEie; 10 Aer X meaus much.
All this demagoguery trying TO ef.
feet a change Is rot and II is almost
certain the people will so construe
Il when The time comes for vote.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12

lie reached out and touched the but
ton.
Miss Mast responded to The sum
ripns
i'm answer to the disappointed
question of her employer. the older
woman explained thai Miss Thomas
hsa left The building.
but she viii come back, of course?
Il don't think So" came from the
cd stenographer. "At least" she con.
tirued. mot in her former capacity.
What do YOU mean?' Meridth
stared.
IL mean that Miss Thomas Is Sylvia
Moore when she is at home. and that
she has be- playing at stcnography
lust for her own amusement. In
reality, she could take her place here
as a pa'ner In her fathers last
Gays she ALWAYS had a desk here"
DO YOU know her address," de-
r panded Meridith. curtly ii
Eighteen, Nolk avenue. think"
Without word the youth picked up
bis hat and left the office.
Miss Moore, began Me.idith, in
The reception room. Il have come
here to apologize. In yonr ewes /
must seem 10 be young fool, and
/ guess am. II has ust come 10
ne why ! am failure. wanted to
take an old business, established in
The infancy of our country, apply my
rhsiart name to it. and keep the
GOODS on the market expecting them
to carry the same prestige with the
trade. From now on the firm Is as it
was before nv father obtained CON
rol-the Moore Furniture company.
! obliterate myself"
As the hurried and humble apology
OF the man clattered on to It's end
The angry eyes of the girl took a diff
ftrent light. Her cheeks crimsoned.
That is good OF YOU" she said, In
fe- vibrant low voice. "And am
sure that it will pay you-us."
Since | nave been in the office.
continued the youth Il have learned
tc think too much of YOU TO let vou
30. Miss Moore Sylvia may I call
on you once in awhile-in the inter
est OF business YOU know"
The girl laughed: little low laugh
d4delicht-and something else. "Ifl
III YOU care to risk IT," she whisper
Cd. butt warn you-I have a terri
bic etemperl"--tCopyright, 1910 by AS.
soeiated Literary Press.)
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12
ANOTHER PROPOSED OUTRAGE

Ormsby McEIarg, than whom there
il. no more crafty attorney in the
whole Southwest. has a scheme where
by the Indian rolls will be er-opened
and some 5000 blacks be given al
lotrnents as sFreedmen that term
applied to blacks who were slaves
or descendants sof slaves Of the Five
Civilized tribes.
1t, of course. is another scheme
whereby Republicans may pay few
political debts without delving into
their own bank accounts TO do the
paying aforesaid.
Cherokee and Choc,aw Indians paid
heavily Nren the old rolls we're open
ed, and they paid as an Indian al
ways settles that which he can not
cefeat. stoically and quietly By
reason of patriotism and self control
counled with the wisdom of their best
people, the Indians divided with the
blacks, giving TO the latter many
times their due. The red man, fore
ed to the issue, in silence allowed
much of his holdings TO go to those
whom he disliked and who were in no
sense heirs to his estate. In these
last days, latter the Nation has grant
cd sovereign power TO the once ter
rftory, making of it commonwealth,
and that commonwealth coming into
the Union rich and p0werfRS comes
men OF more intellect than moral
rover and seek again 10 make the
red man paw toll TO the interests Of
The Republican politicians II is 10
be hoped such will never occur. II
the Indians of the East side must
again divide that which is theirs by
treaty. statutory, law, and the logic
OF complete righteousness. there will
lie race war Ike unto which noth.
ing in the past would be considered
az even forerunner.
The Five Tribes have been the
dumping ground for cheap polite
ians. Indians have defrayed the cost
cf maintenance for as lousy a sci
OF no-goods as ever was manufaciur
ed in the man factories of nations
and it is almost incredible that in
81 this late day one would have suffi
cient stock Of lack of seif-respect io
even suggest that what has been be
gone nver again. that a few "coons
be allowed TO take few chunks
more or valuable lands belonging u
Indians
All Oklahomans. without regard tc
racial prejudice are opposed 10 furth
er Federal jockeying with the prom
eFly OF the Indians-God knows II
has been enough. and the transac
tions made by as heartless and brain
less a bunch of terriers as ever dis
graced humankind Red. white and
black men unite in saving to Uncle
Sam. Leave MS alone that and nc
more. but that we must insist on
and we insist in the name of law
Justice and sound governmental pol
icies."
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12
.ODD FELLOWS IN SESSION
Question of Consolidation oi
Two Jurisdictions Causes
Bitter Fight
Special to Daily Leader.

Special 10 Daily le4def.
Muskogee. Okla, April 12. The
grand lodge. the grand encampment
Of Odd Fellows and the grand as
sembly Of Rebekahs of the old Indian
territory jurisdiction are in session
here. and over 1000 Odd Fellows Of
the state are In the city.
The big question before each of
these organizations In the annual
meeting is whether or not the Indian
territory organization shall consoli-
date with the Oklahoma, the old ter
ritoFial organization There is a bit
ter fight against the consolidation
Last year the Oklahoma jurisdiction
appointed a conference committee to
confer With similar committee from
the Indian territory organization
The committees reported for anal
gamation The Oklahoma grand
lodge accepted the report. The
grand encampment tabled the report
OF the committee recommending
amalgamation but agreed to follow
whatever action the grand lodge
takes
In the grand lodge and the Rebek
abs assembly there is bitter fight
against amalgamation. This fighl
dates back to the old fight over sin
gle or double statehood
Yesterday afternoon the grand en-
campment elected the following off
GERS for The year: Robert J Evans oi
Sapulpa, grand patriarch: Ben Brown
of Lehigh. grand high priest. G.. W
Ripley of Sapulpa. grand senior war
den; p. Murfree OF Coalgate, junior
warden; John r. Hosmer OF Musko
gee, grand scribe. A.. NJ Foss o.
Pauls Valley, grand treasurer: Henr,
Speak Of Sterrett. representative Il
sovereign lodge. George Henshav
OF Madill, former attorney to thu
state corporation commission. will b'
elected grand master of the grant
lodge without opposition and he in
dicalions are that Mrs. Phoebe
Brown of Chickasha will be elected
president OF the Rebekahs' assembly
Al present Okmulgee is the leadin,
candidate for the next annual meet
ing Of all three conventions.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12
Q Q 0 oo 0 700 O o 90 o o
9 BACHELOR REFLECTIONS. 3
90 @ o 10000 o 90 q q O a 8
lNeM YnrL prnnn

lact Is pleasing person with a
compliment when sou want 10 hit
him with club.
You can't keep a good resolution
the way you can eggs by putting
them into cold storage.
What makes a girl so attractive 20
a man Is probably she wouldn't be II
he had any sense about such things
The nice thing about friends Is
how you don't have TO visit them un,.
Hess you want to. he way you do
relatives. -.
A man drops 4 little change In the
collection plate with loud Jingle.
bit he puts big roll on horse race
as quietly as possible.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12
(Arthur Chapman

tAfthur ChapmanD
He had smile for fellow mortals.
Good words he threw ON every
hand.
~ loosed outlaws and merry choi ties
To beat the band.
Fut suddenly he changed, sadly
His smile died like a fro, ed peach
He lashed out on his friends quite
msriy
In hitter speech.
te snarled and sneered at wife and
mother.
lie beat his children. kicked the
cat.
8nd. after knocking down his brother
Stamped on his hal
Iel maTFeiel al his lase. 80 s.oa lug
But soon their wonder was with
drawn;
He'd found some dandelions growing
In his new lawn.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12
Some Real Good Advice

TLIlW Nv n
Yesterday the State Capital asked
its Guthrie readers not to hazard the
state capital interests by voting TO.
IA commission form of government. II
Guthrie would shut off its wardheel-
er fo.m of government and get white
men to replace its population its cap
iial interests would not be in danger.
Most honest men want honest city
government and want it to be a
white mans government.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12
KILLS WIFE AND SELF
Ncighbors Witness TO Terrible
Double Tragedy in Mis-
souri, Town
tBy NEGOTIATED Press)

Monet Mo, April Homer
Todd, aged %. shot and killed his
wife. Ethel, aged rs, in front of their
home here today and hen shot him
self He will die. The couple has
been separated
Todd returned home today and
quar-eIed with His wife They both
walked into the street. when Todd
drew q revolver snd' began firing.
After shooting his wife be cut her
throat with a razor.
Many neighborS Witnessed The
tragedy
Todd has been in the second hand
business.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12

One advantage a Republican state
candidate has over Democrats is that
he is not supposed to be seeking the
electlon-just running for reputa-
ton and to please the folks.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12

Is Emory BrownIee trying to break
into the corporation commission. or
having little amusement in the dun
season?
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12
O ooooocoooo 0 O Q 100000 Q
. COMMENT or STATE PRESS @
g ON CAPITAL QUESTION Q
Q @ Q @ co cccc &C @ @ 90 Q o
Thinks u Is A Poor Chance
fShawnee Ncwsl

If we we're 10 accept the Oklaho.
msu as good 4 l;srsfis Is staSAs yals
ilal uuestionH hs:Fr iess,s tleNs s3ffi
Will in a few 4las VI moved sHssef q
Oklahoma citN bBnf The OlCIQhoman
IS a poor dependence when III comes
10 personal interest Oklahoma City
stands ahollt the same chance oil
getting the capital as does Roy Stat
ford OF being governor on the Demo
cratic ticket. M
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12

Hauling the state seat OF govern
ment around to reimburse the bank
accounts of fool real estate speculat.
ors is not job which appeals to
logic.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12

Republican editors are conducting
the sixteen hundredth political funer.
al Of w j. Bryan. He, as usual, is
not in attendance.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12

However. if no one else will accept
The Republican gubernatorial nomina-
tion, why not lasso Humphries or
Humphrey or Hump, or whatever it
is?
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12

Citizens OF New Mexico and Ari-
zona begin to understand the differ
ence between Republican platform
and Republican performance.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12

Indians will be glad to know that
Western Pennsylvania, according to
English newspapers, is now out OF
the danger line.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12

That man who said newspapers
could not tel The truth got his state
ment printed to prove his assertion.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12

couldn't be saved with a state cap
ital removal
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12

+ Representative Clark has again
erupied. Same sort of hot lava.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12

Very few men who meet death on
the gallows charged their misfoTtunes
10 sobriety or oyerwork.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12

AS a proof of growth and other
things Tulsa county has commenced
agitation for poor farm.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12

A Republican meeting on the Eas
side resulted in two killings.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12

Jim Harris refuses TO be can
d'daie for governor. Harris wants a
run for his money when he plays.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12

Report that some one has re-dis-
covered 10 Foraker has not been con.
firmed
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12

Enabling acts mean something
That has Deen demonstrated by iorce
OF arms.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12

Coming soon. The high bottoms
in the short cherry boxes.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-12

Light or heavy, hanlins transferring
and storage see Poison fTnansfer and
Storage Co.. OF Call yloae 50.