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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05
Bobby's Mistake Humorous But Easily
E~xplalnabIe Under the Cir

Bobby Armstrong, who lives out
Baltimore avenue way, had d teacher
who believes In practical education
and the association Of IDEAS says the
Philadelphia Times. When there is
i strike she teaches the pupils to
spell arbitration and arrest" and
agitator. and even easy words like
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05
Population Posslbilltles.

Belgium has $50 people and Saxony
mn to every square mile. The United
states has only rs people to the
square mile. The Japanese can show
a population Of 2,22s to the square
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05
An Improvement.

"Te~," said the mar with the shaggy
eyebrows, I'VE have a photograph.
We've got several italian grand opera
records, and last week | discovered a
way to make their reproduction abso-
lutely perfect"
"Indeed?" asks the man with the
purple nose. What is it?"
81 rub a little garlic on the record
before 1t is played"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05

al the While with his partner and opponents.
Vice-President Sherman is of one mind with
President Taft about golf and motoring. He
has frequently played golf with the chief
executive since the advent of the present ad-
ministratioE and his interest in the game is
heightened by the fact that one of his three
sons is a golfer of championship caliber. How
ever, Vice-President Sherman does not drive
his own automobile. Another hobby of the
'Vice-president is an old-fashioned garden that
produces prize posies and vegetables, to say
nothing Of grapes, that are Mr.. Sherman's
especial pride.
The present cabinet corps is not nearly 81
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05
The Last Word.

Determined to have the last word,
the woman hunted through the die
tionary and soon emerged triumphant
with a list Of. 5000 framed from
"Constantinople." and received there
for n years subscription to the JOY
full Homes big prize contest.-Judge.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05

felt to a greater degree with each
succeeding season will soon be in full blast.
Each season a Yankee army pours through the
northern gateways, slides down the Rhine,
scales the Alps and there, in the cool mountain
passes, fights for hotel accommodation with the
invading army that has entered the south.
In years of depression there is naturally a
temporary shrinkage In this ever-growing in
vasion Of Europe from the west, but years of
general depression grow fewer as time goes
on, so vast and steadfast become the riches of
the western world. Recently America was
described by an enthusiastic captain Of indus
try as the "land Of promise and prosperity,
taking an aggressive lead in the things which
make for commercial supremacy"
Figures on transatlantic steamship travel at
this season of the year are Of interest to those
who wish to feel the pulse of the country's
Immediate condition and resources. The ocean
liner is a generally unfailing barometer of the
stability Of finance and wealth at the time
being. A shipload of sea-goers crowding the
decks OF a great liner as she moves out from
her berth is a sign that things are on the up
ward trend. Optimists Of all classes, perma
tnent and transient, point Just now with glee
to the predictions Of steamship men that the
coming season will be a banner one.
Last year was a good year, despite the de-
preston Of the preceding season said a rep
resentatiye Of one Of the large lines recently.
fThis season we expect to do from a quarter
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05
POSSIBLY so.

do you think anybody will keep their New
Years resolutions?"
Eyes, if they file all their written papers,
Baltimore American.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05

From the horny hand Of toll comes
the richest harvest Of content.-W.
Stewart Royson.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05

at Valley Forge, e Philadelphia,
and spends a good deal of his
time there. and takes a personal
interest in the conduct of it, and
is in the saddle a good deal of the
time. or else is walking over the
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05

AL ElSVtudi %uTCs n
"She wants to be a sister to me-
"You can easily get her out Of that
notion"
"How?'
threat her as you would a sister"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05

He season Of mighty migration to
Europe, the annual exodus of enter
prising Yankees to the old coun-
tries where the significance of
American strength and success is
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t Hl any public men
SMN IN who subscribe to
the theory of all
WEE work and no play.
L, MIL Most of the ma
Ill " tons leading Off
NM mn Gals not only
Wf~W preach but prac-
Iu tice the doctrine of
abundant, and If
possible, frequent recreation. Oc-
cupants Of the presidential and
vice-presidential Offices, cabinet
members, justices of the Supreme
court, and other high tribunals, SEN
ators and representatives IN con-
gross, governors of states, foreign
diplomats stationed in the United
States, and lesser officials without
number, are wont to manifest for
chosen pastimes and favorite forms
of outdoor sport much of that eager
enthusiasm that one is prone to ex-
ipect from schoolboys freshly un-
leashed for the long summer va
cation.
President Taft has three forms Of
outdoor exercise that afford mental
relaxation, combined with the
physical training that his physi-
clans tell him he must have. The
three are motoring, horseback RI
ding and golf, and in Mr.. Taft's es-
timation, the greatest Of these is
golf. The present chief magis-
trate has been playing golf for a
good many years however since
he began to go with his brothers
every summer to an obscure re-
sort in Canada, the chief qualifica-
tions of which in those days, were
the excellent golf links, combined
with the questionable atmosphere
that permitted a man to wear his
old clothes and live within the in
come of a jurist of modest means.
In those days Of his early allie
glance to the Scotch game, Taft
ftnaugurated a golfing rivalry with
his neighbor, Justice Harlan of the
United States Supreme court, and
the two men, to this day, delight to
relate experiences on the links at
each others expense, a class Of
tanecdote that never fails to find
,credulous listeners in the persons
of Justice McKenna and other
members of the United States SUI
Ipreme court, who, themselves go
I'm for golf to a greater or less ex-
tent. Since he has resided at the
White House, President Taft has
devoted o time to golf than
ever before. This has been due
partly to the advice of his physi-
clans, and partly to a deepened in
terest in the game. Persons who
have never seen President Taft on
the links would be surprised at his
agility and enthusiasm in tramping
over a four-mile course, keeping up
a running fire Of jest and comment
all the while with his partner and
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26
PERIDOT STONES OF
ANCIENT EGYPT

A deposit Of "peridots" has recently
been discovered in Alexandria within
a stones throw of where the Cleo
patra's Needle, now in Central Park,
once stood.
These stones, which are amber in
color, for many years have been found
in large quantities in Upper Egypt,
but never before in this section OF
the country. The finder has secured
a concession to work the ground, and
has uncovered several thousand of
these stones at a depth not greater
than 10 feet. 1t is believed that the
peridots were buried in the founda-
tions Of houses Of the ancient Egyp-
tians and in tombs as an omen ol
luck.
The stones now found are estimated
to have been buried over 1900 years
Their value is not great, the price o.
| the stone of the average weight OF
carats being 81. The discoverers o
| the Alexandria deposit have also Sc
| cured a concession to work ground OF
the islands of Rahamah and Kad-Al
near Assab, in Red Sea territory be
longing to Italy. Some peridots hav
recently been found there and it
believed the deposit is large one nev
er before mined
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26
Bird Men Out Early

Los Angeles, Calf, Dec. 24.-Before
sunrise today Domingues field was
alive with scores of hurrying machini-
cans putting the finishing touches on
aeroplanes for the Los Angeles meet
scheduled to begin this afternoon.
Bright sun and crisp air give promise
of perfect aviation conditions.
1t is believed that more open COM
petition will result than has been Of
fered in the eastern meets as the re-
suit of the valuable prizes offered for
each days sport.
The Wrights will be represented by
such flyers as Hoxsey and Walter
Brookins. Latham represents France,
Radley England. Glen Curtis has
eight machines on the grounds.
It will be a battle between Curtiss
and the Wrights for supremacy.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26
TAKE CARE!

Remember that when your kidneys
are affected, your life is in danger
NJ. Mayer, Rochester, N. Y, says:
Foley Kidney Pills are a wosderful
discovery and I heartily recommend
their use My trouble started with
sharp shooting pain over my back
which grew worse each day. I felt
sluggish and tired, my kidney action
was irregular and infrequent with
fine sandlike substance. While the
disease was at its worst l started US
ing Foley Kidney Pills. Their
prompt and efficient action was mar
vellous. Each dose seemed to put
new life and strength into me, and
now 1 am completely cured and fee
better and stronger than for years"
A. c. Koeppen & Bros.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26
wOsIENS WOES.
Pendleton Women Are Finding Relief
at Last

Pendleton Women Are Finding Relief
at Last
Il does seem that women have
more than a fair share Of the aches
and pain that afflict humanity; they
must keep up must attend 70 duties
in spite Of constantly aching backs,
or headaches, dizzy spells, bearing
down pains; they must stoop over
when 20 stoop means torture. They
must walk and bend and work with
racking pains and many aches from
kidney uls Kidneys cause more suf-
ferng than any other organ Of the
body. Keep the kidneys we'll and
health IS easily maintained. Read OF
q remedy for kidneys only that helps
and cures the kidneys and Is endorsed
by people you know
Mrs. Valentine Stroble, 73s johnson
street, Pendleton. Oregon, Gays:
"About two years ago suffered from
kidney complaint and when a friend
advised me to try Doans Kidney Pills
I ala so. This remedy disposed OF
severe backaches that had kept me
awake at night and benefited me in
every way
For sale by all dealers. Price 30
cents. Fester-Milburn Co. Buffalo,
New York. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the nams-Doanis-and
take no other.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26
4 SIMPLE SAFEGUARD FOR
HTOTHERC

Mrs. D. Gilkeson, S26 Ingles ave-
rue. Youngstown, Ohio, gained wis.,
dom by experience MY little girl
had a severe cold and coughed al
most continuously. My sister recon-
mended Foley's Honey and Tar. The
first dose I gave her relieved the in
flammation in her throat and after
only one bottle her throat and lungs
were entirely free from inflammation
Since then I alway keep a bottle OF
Foley's Honey and Tar in the house
as 1 know it is a sure cure for coughs
and colds" A. c. Koeppen & Bros
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26
Two States Claim Town.

Citizens of Union City, Indiana, and
several other towns on the eastern
boundary of Indiana are anxious to
learn just where they "are at" Sur
veyors allege that the strip OF country
along the Indiana-Ohio border in
which these municipalities are locat-
ed, now belong to Indiana. is really
part of Ohio. II this claim should
be sustained, thousands Of people who
now consider themselves Hooslers
would be transformed into Buckeyes.
r. is safe to say that a majority of the
persons involved do not consider such
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26
STUDENTS ENJOY
ATHLETIC TRAINING
university Bulletin. }


The movement initiated at the Uni
of oregon last year to lay a
greater stress upon a more general
athletic training for all the students
within the institution, with the posi-
BILE ultimate end of limiting the ex-
tent of collegiate athletics, is al
ready showing excellent results. Ply
sical Director Hayward reports one
hundred eighty men regularly playing
basketball alone. Between class re-
citations the students haunt the gym
nasium, working out on the appara-
tus. on the mat. with the gloves, with
basketball, handball, and on the in
door track. Work in the gymnasium
for the girls is also a requirement,
under the competent medical atten-
ton of the Women's Director, DR..
Bertha s. Stuart.
As a result of this general athletic
activity, the students, as a whole,
probably enjoy better health than at
any other time in the history of the
University. The departments also re-
port better work in classes, which they
attribute largely to the healthier ply
sical and mental condition OF the stu
dents. The University authorities are
encouraging this general athletic ac'
tivity as much as possible, as 1t il
| helping in the solution of problem'
which affect materially the welfare o
the students. Beginning with the sec
ond semester in February, it is thu
plan of the Physical Training Depart
ment to get every man in the Univer
sity actively interested in track, socce
rugby, lacrosse, baseball, or tennis.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26
Baron Guonzberg Dies.

st. Petersburg, Dec. 24.-Baron
David Guonzberg died here yesterday
from cancer. He was "a years old
and a son of Horace Ossipevitch
Guonzberg, president of the central
committee Of the Jewish colonization
company, who died in 1905. Like his
father he was famous for his benefac-
tions to the Jews and Jewish causes.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26
O'ConnelI is Inspector.

Washington, Dec. 24.-Postmaster
General Hitchcock announced today
the appointment of James O'Cennell
of California as inspector in charge
Of the postoffice inspection division
with headquarters at Spokane, Wash.
The division comprises Washington.
oregon, Idaho, Montana and Alaska.
Mr.. O'Connell for several years has
been ranking city inspector at San
Francisco.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26
Dron br drop the offensIye dls

Drop by drop the offensive dis
charge caused by nasal catarrh falls
from the back Of the nose into the
throat, setting up an inflammation
that Is likely to mean chronic bron-
chltis. The most satisfactory remedy
for catarrh is Ely's Cream Balm, and
the relief that follows even the first
application cannot be told in words.
Don't suffer a day longer from the
discomfort of nasal catarrh. Cream
Balm Is sold by all druggists for so
cents. or mailed by Ely Bros, Sc
Warren street. New York.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26
Luco Inaugurated.

Santiago, Chile, Dec. 24.-Ramon
Barros Luco was yesterday inaugural
ed president of Chile with the usual
ceremonies and before a great con-
course. Argentine sent a delegation
Of diplomats and military and naval
officers. President Luco was elect
ed on October IS to succeed President
Montt, who died in Europe, August
1f
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26
The Correct Time

to stop a cough or cold is just as
soon as it starts-then there will be
no danger Of pneumonia or consump-
ton. Just a Few doses Of Billiards.
Horehound Syrup taken at the start
will stop the corSh. II 1t has been
running on for sometime the treat
ment will be longer. but the cure Is
sure. A. C. Koeppen and Bros.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26
Don't Be Homeless

about yourself when you're crippled
with rheumatism or stiff joints-of
course you've tried lots Of things and
they failed. Try Billiards. Snow Lin
iment-it will drive away all aches,
pains and stiffnss and leave you as
we'll as you ever were. A. C. Koep'
pen & Bros.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26
Inn1 Pros. Co.

All kinds Of light repairing. auto
mobiles, bicycles. guns, key fitting
specially. A full line Of bicycles, au-
tomobiles and bicycle supplies. Have
a few electric light globes we are
closing out. Saws filed; sharpen all
kinds of small tools. 114-118 East
Webb street. Phone Main "a.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26

You needn't keep OH feeling dis
tressed after eating, nor belching, nor
experiencing nausea between meals.
Hoods sarsaparilla cures dyspepsia
It strengthens the stomach and other
digestive organs for the proper per-
formance Of their functions. Take
Hoods.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26
Estray Notice.

One span of sorrel geldings some
what old. Weight about 115e pounds.
Any person notifying Chas. Lobaugh,
Pilot Rock, or John L. Barley 8es
Lilleth street, Pendleton will be re-
Warded.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26
State of Ohio, City of Toledo Lucas

State OF Ohio, City OF IoIeuo' Hueas
Frank ]. cheney makes oath that he u
senior partner Of the firm Of +. J: Cheney
& Co., doing busines: In the City OF IoiedE
firm win pay the sum Of ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS for each and every case OF ca.
tarrh that cannot be cured BY the use OF
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my
presence. this 9th day Of December, A. D.,
1886. .ou
tSeaIl A. w. ILEAS1ON;,
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally.
and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system. Send Tor testi-
monIals free.
Sold by all Druggists, 10.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26

Read in the January Sunset Maya
zine "Los Angeles--Homeland," su-
perbly illustrated in four colors
"The SPELL" by C. N. and A. NJ. VIII
hanson. A thrilling California ro-
nance. Now on sale, all news stands
If cents.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26

PILES CURED IN 6 TO IA DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to
cure any case of Itching, Blind, Bleed
ing or Protruding Piles in to IA
days OF money refunded. soc
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26

Lost-On Court or main streets In
business district, ladies' gold watch,
hunting case, initial "R" on one side
and diamond on other. Works No.
14,422,889; case No. 120.768.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26
Notice.
members OF

To the officers and members Of
Daphne Circle No. 2. there will be a
special meeting held for the purpose
of balloting on candidates on Monday,
December 26, 1880 p. m.
SARAH ROWLAND, @. N.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26

a elimination desirable, and II the
matter should come to an issue. the
citizens of Union City will fight to re-
tain their right to the title of Hoosier.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26

Music is the art of the prophets,
the only art which can claim the agi-
tations Of the soul.-Luther.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26

For rent-Furnished house. In
auire 807 Willow. Phone Blk 1922.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26

Everybody goes to the orpheum tc
see the best and the clearest pictures
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26

See Lee Teutsch about Insurance
today.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26

Notice.
Masquerade ball at German hall,
December 81, Saturday evening.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-26

save money by reading today's fYds.
The Delta independent., 1910-09-23
The Morris and Stoitz Case.

In the matter of Morris and
Stoltz. tried last week on charge
of obtaining money under false pre-
tense. after deferring his decision
for several days. Judge Fairlamb
bound them over to district court
in the sum of $500 each The bonds
were promptly supplied. Objections
were made to the article in last
weeks Independent by both sides.
Mr.. Morris claimed that his prose-
cution was malicious, that he would
have no trouble in clearing himself
of any claim brought about by preju
dice. that he had. by his boosting
and enterprise. brought as many
people to Delta county as any one
man, that his reclamation enter
prise was legitimate and that he
had not only invested his own, but
had borrowed money to put into it.
Mr.. Morris stated that he intended
to stay in Delta to prove all this.
Stenographer b. F. Reed. who
reported the prosecution objected,
intimating that the case had been
unloaded upon the district attorney
office. explaining that 1t had not
come before the district attorney
but was merely being handled by the
law firm for the client as a states
case.
The Independent only tried to
handle It as news. 1t has heard
none of the evidence and knows
nothing whatever of the merits and
will defer further mention of 1t un-
til after It is tried. unless there
should come Developments which
would grade 1t up to news before
that time.
The Delta independent., 1910-09-23
DAUBENSPECk BROUGHT
BACK HERE TO BE TRIED
Broke Jail Here Over Year Ago.
Has Served Time in Utah
Pen Since.

Sheriff Williams returned to Delta
from Salt Lake City Wednesday.
bringing with him w. E. Dauben-
speck. who escaped from the jail
here on the 9th of last July.
Daubenspeck was held here on a
charge of grand larceny, awaiting
trial at the time of his escape. He
was later captured at Montecello.
Utah. and the Delta county sheriff
went after him. In the meantime
the Utah people found that they had
criminal charge against him and
refused to turn him over. He was
convicted there and served a ten
months sentence in the Utah pene-
tentiary. the term expiring Tuesday.
The prisoner will now be securely
held In Delta for trial. His thefts
here were bicycles. guns and like
articles.
The Delta independent., 1910-09-23
Delta Packers Must Hustle.

On the subject of apple packing.
an Independent reporter was told
the other day: Grand Junction
last year got out a pretty fair pack.
and this year is starting in on one
that is a dandy" On this subject
the speaker continued: Delta coun-
ty orchard men have got to turn
over a new leaf. putting up their
pack as good as other sections, or
they are bound to suffer from the
serious consequences which will
follow a comparison of their fruit
when it arrives in market"
This is a matter that should be
looked after. Delta county's fruit
is second to none on earth at the
time 1t is packed. and 1t can be
kept in just as good shape until II
reaches it's destination. and should
be made to compare with any in at
tractiveness of pack.
The Delta independent., 1910-09-23
Vinegar Profitable.

A gentleman quick at figures has
ascertained that a box of culied
apples is worth s1.20 to $3.50 if
made into vinegar, and the figures
seem to make it plain. Vinegar
40 cents a gallon, three gallons of
cider in one box of apples -s1.20
for the cider, and then some more
vinegar out of than much cider.
This with a little work of grinding
and other formula, would make the
culls and wind-falls about as valu-
able as the graded lots. Anyone can
press out the cider, and it takes no
special knowledge to mature it to
vinegar