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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-02-10
Topeka Hide Market.
fQuotations furnished by James C. Smith
Hide Co.. 108 East Third Stl

FUR QUoTATIoNsNka lar 10
prime. sl:55 to-. zoo: raccoon, medjt,n,
prime. 9. IS to $!.65: raccoon. Small and
No 2. soc to $50. Opossum, large casaH
No 4 6o0 to SCI opossum. medium cased'
NO ]. z0c to Sc; opossum,- small cssed
NO !. 10c to soc. Skunk black. nrin5e
3z6OQ360 skunk. short prime. 81 eaS
go; skunk. narrow. prime, nc To 500 60 ~.
skunk. broad and unprime, &c +, g..
Mink. large dark. No. 1, 500 to ss ~:
HmaSl medium Ne I, No 800 TO SIS; rinS.
s1ov to S225. Muskrat (Vinterl. 15c r. sne !:
e CIV cat. &c to &c: house car, Sc to S0c:
tox gray. 60c to 500: fox red, prime q q
20 40: wolf prime mountain. 81. 40 ' ="
&c to &c; beaver. large. each $50: beaT Ssr
fm "a y SSS9 to s4e0 beaver. small. 81 81
badss s.ge; n padger. No. I Soc. Ali Other
HIDE QUOTATIONS-sG-s' e c,,x.z
cured bull hides. Ne. T fe 1 Ss: NO Zoe; G. s.
u g. cured side brands (40 lbs M, &c:
la, u p cured. No. hides, SC flat: 2sas 20
vtADove prices are delivered In ronau.
hhansaS. Hide prices are for week sIsSi,sa.
Grain Market
u uluisned by j. B. Billiard cornar r.
sas ave. and Curtis ST O""'
VIBRATING 2. sl.v1 Man, FEB: 10
CORN-6Oc
OATS-a2f7lEcs
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-02-10
kansas City, Feb. 10.
Open High Low Close Yes
Kansas Nitx Produce Market.

Kansas City. Mo-, Feb. 1O.-WHEAT-
Cash: Market unchanged. No. 2 hard
81 0Sg1. 10; No. g., s1.06@1 11ls; No. red
s1;2S S 90; No: 8, s1.9o@12S.
No 2 mixed, 62A@62Ac, No. 3, 61eiei1kc
No. 2 white. 63G631sc; No. 8. 62tkc.
OATS-Market unchanged. No white,
46q4Sc; No. mixed, 45@f6c.
RYE-72c.
HAY..-Market unchanged. Choice TIM
othy. $l4. 50Q1500; choice prairie, S10.e5G
1850: choice alfalfa, $17O0618. 90.
BUTTER-Market unchanged. Cream
cry extras, &c; firsts, 25c, seconds, &c;
EGGS-Market &c lower. Extras, 24c;
current receipts, pc.
WE1EAT-Receipts, 56 cars.
CLOSE: WHEAT-May, $1O65s bid
July, $3.50 sellers.
CORN 655s@sSa4c bid; July, s5A@
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-02-10
Rnhhers Imt a Bank,

early today looted the Bang of Mem
phis and secured s2.7OO in currency.
The vault was dynamited and the
bandits escaped without arousing tho
citizens.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-02-10
New York Sugar and Coffee.

New York, Feb. 1O-SUGAR-Raw W,
quiet; Muscovado, 80 test, 1851; centrifu-
gal, SO test, SAIL; molasses sugar. SO test,
1886. Refined, steady; crushed, S.. So;
graduated. s5.15: powdered, S5.25.
COFFEE-Spot, steady; No. Rio, IL
16@SAc; No. 4 Santos, 9Q9lsc.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-02-10
Kansas City Live stock sales.

THE following sales were made this
morning at the Stock Yards. Kansas
City, and reported over long distance
telephone direct to the State Journal by
Clay, Robinson & Co.. live stock commits
sion merchants. with offices at all mar
kets.1
Kansas City, Feb. 10.-CATTLE-Re-
cefpts 1900 head. Market strong to 10c
higher.
HOGS-Receipts 5000 head. Market slow
to sc lower. Bulk of sales, S. 30G6.60 top,
$3.65.
SHEEP-Receipts 1900 head. Market
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-02-10
Market
SHEEP-ReceiptS 1900 head Market
strong to 10c higher. Lambs. ss.75.
Topeka Market.

FURNISHED by the Chas. Wolf Packing
Co., yards close at noon Saturday We
cannot use pigs. thin sows or hogs
weighing less than 170 lbs. Do not mar
ket hogs Unless same are well finished
as we cannot use half fat stun. We give
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-02-10

lands, s15.s5; middling gulf, $3.50. Sales,
$3.50 bales.
Galveston, Tex. Feb. 1o-CoTToN-
Market steady. 15c.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-02-10
Chicago crain Market.

Furnished by J. E. Gall, Commissions
Grains. Provisions, Cotton and Stocks
Office ITO West Sixth st. Phone 4S6. ]
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-02-10
Market Gossip.

furnished by ]. E. Gall, Commissions,
Grains, Provisions. Cotton and Stocks
Office no West Sixth ST. Phone 4S6
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-02-10

Range OF Prices on Stocks.
Furnished by j. E. Gall, Commissions.
Grains. Provisions, Cotton and Stocks.
Office no West Sixth St Phone 1851
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-02-10
ADJUSTMENTS.
At the Grand.

A Kansas City paper says Of Robt.
Blossoms appearance there:
Mr.. Edeson seems to have a sue
cess in this play after succession of
semi-failures. The public would not
have him in "A Noble Spaniard.' in
which he was called upon to play a
comedy role. his acting of which elici-
ted high praise from the eastern critics.
He returned to the virile. red-blooded
drama in "A Mans a Man, by Anna
Steese Richardson and Henry Leslie
Friedenburg three weeks ago. and
thanks are due the kindly fate that he
has the role of virile man, who is
not so SNUG tina. every man in the
audience would like to take punch at
his nose"
Mr.. Edeson will be at the Grand
Friday night in "a Mans Man.
'tBrewster's Millions will be the at
traction at the Grand next Monday
night. Louis Kimball will be seen in
the role of Monty Brewster, the young
man who is committed to the task of
getting rid of a million dollars, hamper
ed with a lot of conditions as to ex-
penditures that render his squander-
ings a difficult, albeit. an amusing task.
"Brewsters Millions is ripping flow
OF delicious and wholesome comedy
from curtain to curtain, throughout its
four acts.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-02-10
WHEAT
Kansas City Grain Market.

Kansas City Grain Market.
FURNISHED by j. E. Gall, Commissions,
Grains, Provisions, Cotton and Stocks.
Office 10 West Sixth ST. Phone 1851
Kansas City, Feb TO-
Open High Low Close Yes
May ...1o5A s1ossss 2 y 1864 zs1oS5s 1858.
July -. SoN-96 1854 1913 361s 95$s-1S
CORN 81
May =. 64% 655s-% .64M 65k x 64M So
July =. 6419 65Nas 6412 G51z 64Z *
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-02-10
Cotton Marked.

New York Feb. 10-COTTON-Spot
closed quiet, points higher; middling up
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-02-10

34-in., 121c Linen-finish Suiting, for 1 lie yd.
36-in., 15c Linen-fnish Suiting, for 13c yd.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-02-10

Chicago, Feb. 10.
Open High Low Close Yes
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-02-10

25c Plain Swiss, 80 inches wide, for 15c yd
15c Plain Swiss, 80 inches wide, for 12Hc yd.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-02-03
Bats inside Bamboo.

The cutting down of a clump OF
bamboos in the royal botanical gar
dens, Singapore, shows that the hol-
lows in the stems Of these plants may
afford dwelling place for bats. On
the splitting Of joint three bats few
out, and 1t was perceived that others
were within. Care was taken to pre-
vent further escape, and later exami-
nation of the joint revealed the pres
ence Of twenty-three bats in the hol-
low. -Four of these were adult females
and nineteen young ones. Other bam-
boo joints were also found to contain
a number Of bats. The species is
known as Yesperugo pachypus.-Lon.
don Scraps.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-02-03
ALL NIGHT BAKERIES.
Where New Workers Can Have Wants
Supplied at Any Hour


Among the many places Of business
of one and another sort that in a great
city are kept open all night are bak-
cries.
The bakery is peculiarly domes-
tic business establishment. supplying
mostly home wants, and as most peo-
pie work days and sleep nights it
might be supposed that there would
be no occasion to keep bakeries open
nights, but here, where with the city's
manifold Industries there must be a
large number of people working at all
times to keep things going, there are
bakeries that do keep open and find
trade at all hours.
Some of these ali night bakeries
lave lunch room attachments, where
people stop In to eat going to or from
work, while others do a bakery busi-
ness only. At either customers come
in at all hours of the night to buy
things TO carry away, just as people do
at any hour of the day, for the people
who go to work at midnight or at l. 2
or O'Clock in the morning want bread
and bakery stuff before they go, just
the same as do those who begin their
labors at Z. S or 8, and there is likely
to be in their neighborhood an all night
open bakery where they can regularly
supply their wants.
From to A. m. are the hours that
mark low ebb in the all night bakery
lrade. but customers are dropping in
all night long.-New York Sun.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-02-03
Administrators Sale of Real
Property.

In the Circuit Court of the State Of Oregon
for Umatilla County.
In the matter of the estate of Kate Cunning
ham. deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the undersigned
as administrator Of the estate OF Kate Cum
ninRham, deceased pursuant to order of the
above entitled County Court made on Decem-
Der 81 1909, will offer for sale at public auction
to the highest bidder for cash. at one o'clock D.
M. ON January 2sth 1910, at the front door of
the Court House of Morrow County, Oregon. in
the town of Heppner in that county, the follow
ing described real property belonging to said
estate. in said Morrow County, to wit: The
east half OF section l6 in township south of
range 20 east of Willamette Meridian: all tales
to be made subject to confirmation by said
County Court.
Dated December %, 1909
iCHARLES CUNNINGHAM,
Administrator of the estate of Kate Cunning
ham, deceased. DecS0 Jan27
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-02-03
A rUsK HUNTERS ESCAPE.
So Close . Call the Native Really
Thought Himself Dead.

4 tH0hSUb tItVVocW GOA0s
Hunting elephants for their tusls III.
wolves courage patience and infinite
cunning. Frequently the hunter be-
comes the hunted, and the tables may
be turned fatally. A writer in Me-
Clures Magazine tells Of an escape,
vouched for by IAN Indian dealer who
never lied about anything and who
claims to have seen this deliverance
exactly as he reported it."
Some natives were hunting elephants
in the neighborhood of Lake Rudolph,
and he was with them for the purpose
Of trading cotton cloth for ivory. ,Ele-
plants like old bunch grass that has
become dry like hay, and q herd of
them, attracted by dry graziag," as it
is called. came suddenly within an
eighth of mile of the camp.
One native named Juma. from the
coast, an unskilled hunter, observing
that the wind was In such a direction
that 1t blew news of the herd to him
rather than blowing his whereabouts
to fhe knowledge of the herd. ran out in
the open with his rifle and aimed at
short range at a powerful creature
which was watering a struggling
shrub with water he had taken In his
trunk from the pond.
Once hit, the elephant was CORE
spondingly furious and rushed at
Juma after a deliberate scrutiny Of
the immediate foreground to discover
his whereabouts. Having determined
where his assailant stood, he tore along,
crazy with rage, toward the shaking
savage.
Juma. with an orientars instinct of
prostration before such an overwhelm- |
ing force. merely threw himself fat
upon the ground.
The elephant rushed completely over
him, but by accident left him safe.
although choked and blinded with the
disturbed and sandy soil. The great
feet cleared him, and the tusks missed |
him.
Almost twenty-four hours passed be-
fore Juma dared believe himself alive |
and sound and for the first twelve
hours after the excitement he spoke Of |
himself only in the past tense, as of
one dead.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-02-03
Too Much of a Tonic.

When Mr. Chinchin returned home
from Chinchin & Chinchin's the other
day he found his wife lying worn out
upon the sofa.
Nothing wrong, / hope" he ex.
claimed.
Pm afraid I shall have to stop that
tonic the doctor prescribed for Tom
my" Mrs. Chinchin family murmured,
Why? Isn't he any better?' asked
Chinchin.
"Oh, yes, but think the tonic must
be too invigorating. Why, he has slid
down the banisters six times this
morAing. broken the hall lamp, two
vases, water jug and looking glass,
tied tin can to the cats tail and
scribbled his name on the drawing
room paper. OF course it's very graft.
flying, but l don't feel 1 could stand
much more, so 1 think, I-I'n stop the
tonic"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-02-03
ANCIENT GUNS.
Remarkable Weapons That Were Used
by the Turks and Chinese.

Remarkable Weapons That Were Used
by the Turks and Chinese.
At the siege Of Rhodes the Turks
constructed mortars by following out
cavities in the solid rock at the proper
angle. and in the arsenal at Malta is a
trophy Of the long and glorious defense
of Valetta in a Turkish gun, about a
six FOUNDER, composed of a copper tube
coiled over with strong rope and Jack
eted" with rawhide. In the same col
lection are some antique "quick firers."
breechloaders, with small bores and
immensely long barrels. like punt guns.
The Malay pirates put great trust in
''lela," and in Borneo these lelas were
used as a kind of currency, large sums
being estimated in guns.
The Chinese cast excellent bronze
guns Ghere is fine specimen Of them
in Oevonport dockyard) but so little
did they understand gunnery that In
the SO called "opium war" the forts of
the Bocca Tigris, defending the Can
ton river, had the guns built immova-
bly, into the walls. The Sikh gunners
opposed to England in the two Punjab
wars, though they loaded with amaz-
ing recklessness, shoveling in the pow
der from open boxes. stuck to their
guns to the last. The blood of the first
man killed was smeared on the gun,
and the whole detachment died beside
1T sooner than retreat - Chambers
journal.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-02-03
Notice For Publication.

Department of the Interior,
q. s. Land Office at The Dalles, Ore
gon, Jan. s, 1910.
Notice is herebv given that Frank
Brown, of Heppner, Oregon, who, on
July 30th, 1908, made homestead entry
No. O4S3, for NEA NEH section 80. E16
SEX section 2S, NWA sW4 section 27,
township range 26 e w. NJ, has
filed notice Of intention to make final
commuted proof, to establish claim to
the land above described, before j. P.
Williams, U. S Commissioner, at his
office in Heppner, Oregon, on the 2lst
day OF February, 1910.
Claimant names rs witnesses;
Eugene Matteson, Albert Matteson,
A. 9. Devore, and Adrian Matteson, all
of Heppner, Oregon.
G. W. MOORE, Register.
Jan 20 Feb II
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-02-03
The clothesIine Test.

"Let me see her clothes on the line"
said an old fashioned woman recently,
"and can tell if she is a good house
keeper" The test lies in the way the
garments are hung. If the shirts are
scattered around promiscuously the
woman let's garbage stand on her
kitchen table overnight. The shirts,
like we men, should always hang to.
gether. shoulder to shoulder. and ev.
erything Of its kind should hang in a
Globe.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-02-03
IN A BARBER SHOP.
What Happened When Shabby Lost
His Patience.

What Happened When Shabby Losi
His Patience.
The barber had performed the oper-
alton with skill and dexterity, and as
he was about to drop the foot rest and
bolt Shabby upright he happened to
think of his Stereotyped list of ques-
tions and began:
Face massage, sir?"
"No. not today"
Hair singedY
mo"
"Shampoo?'
mo"
Electric scalp treatmentT'
"No."
"Dipps dandruff cure2 Beg pardon.
sir, but you need it."
mo, not today"
"Faker's skin foodT
mo"
Manicure or shoe shlneT (Silencel
Hair and mustache dyed?"
By this time Shabby had lost all pa
tience, and, whirling on the innocent
talking machine, he shouted: mo, no,
no! 1 don't want any of the things
You ratified off, nor do want Turk
ish bath or to be measured for a suit
don't want my teeth filed nor a third
leg grated on. l don't want to be fit
ted to spectacles nor take a chance in
a lottery. / came in to get shave,
and asked for shave. If had want.
ed a glass eye put in would have
asked you. Shave, that's what 1
Now proceed with the comb
and brush finaler-Boston Globe.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-02-03
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
pepartment Of Ihe Interior,

Department of The Interior,
United States Land Office, LaGrande, Oregon,
December %, 1909.
Notice is hereby given, That the State of Ore
gon, has this day fled in this Office its appica-
tion to select under the provisions of the act
Of Cangress OF August IA, 1913, and the acts
supplementary and smendatary thereto, the
sen Nwk and Swh NWI1 section s2s, ,T1s,R
27EW NJ, serial No. O742O
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
lands above described or desiring to object be-
cause OF the mineral character of the land or
for any other reason tothe disposal to applicant
may ile their affidavits OF protest in this ofic
at any time prior to the approval or certihoa
ti0n Of said selection by the Honorable Com
missioner Of the General Land Once
Dec 30 Jan a &c. BRAMWELL, Register
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-02-03

Having at enormous pains got her
length. breadth and thickness about
right, the woman heaved sigh of re-
lief. mo fourth dimension in mine, If
you pleasew she exclaimed with un-
mistakable feeling.
Some aver that the feminine mind
is not attracted by metaphysics any
way!-Exchange.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-02-03
His Greatest Happinsss.

Four-year-old Lees older brother
was just convaleseing from an attack
Of typhoid fever, and the fact that all
solid food had been forbidden not
even much liquid could be given-had
made very strong impression on
Lees mind. The little fellow and his
mother We're invited out to dinner with
a friend. Shortly after our arrival
there the friend said: well, Lee, we
haven't any playthings for little boys.
What shall we do to amuse your And
Lee replied, "Just let me eat."-Deline-
ator.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-02-03
Jan 20 Feb II
Notice For Publication.

Department OF the Interior,
U. s.. Land Office at The Dalles, Oregon
January Is, 1910.
Notice is hereby gwen that Walter H
Gay, OF Heppner. Oregon, who. on jan
uary 4, 1907, made homestead entry
No. 1886. serial No. O5S67, for E1s
SWI section Is, E1a NWL section %,
township range 25 E W NJ, has fled
notice Of intention to make final COM
mutation proof, to establish claim to
the land above described, before j. P.
Williams, U. IS. Commissioner at his
Office in Heppner, Oregon, on the 1st
day of March, 1910.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Alton Bssey. Lester Gay, Edward Ad-
kins and Albert Gay, all OF Hardman, +,
Oregon. c. w. MOORE, Register.
Jan q Fet "a
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-02-03

The annual meeting OF the Morrow
County Woolgrowers Association will
be held in Heppner, on Saturday, Feb
rusry IL, 1910. All members and other
sheepmen are earnestly requested to at
tend, as matters of importance to the
industry will be brought up for consid-
Grafton, and the election f officers for
the ensuing year.
S. w. SPENCER, Sec.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-02-03
Notice For Publication.
Department Of n. In,er,or

Department Of the Interior,
.. s. Land Office at The Dalles. Oregon,
December p, 1909.
Notice is hereby given that Allen H.
McFerrin. of Heppner, Oregon, who on
March 20th, 1903, made homestead
entry No. 1922, serial No. O2SOO, for
NA SEK sWA SEX and SEX SWA sec
tion l2, township S range 26 E w. M +,
has filed notice of intention to make
final Eve year proof. to establish claim
10 the land above described, before J.
p Williams, U. S. Commissioner at his
office in Heppner, Oregon. on the 28th
day of February, 1910.
Claimant names as witnesses:
John H. Ridgewsy. Gene Mat'eson,
Enoch Cave and John Gauot, all of
Heppner, Oregon.
G. w. MOORE, Register.
Jan 81 Feb "a
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-02-03
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Isolated Tract-Public Land Sale.
Serial No. 04491.

Isolated Tract--Pubic Land Sale.
Serial No. 04491.
United States Land Office, The Dalles, Oregon,
December 2lst, 1909
Notice is hereby' given that, as directed by
the Commissioner of the General LAID Office,
under provisions of Act of Congress approved
sune q, 1906 Public-No. SOs. we will offer at
public sale, to the highest bidder, at $50 clock
a. m. on the Sd day Of February. 1910 next
at this Office the following tract Of land to wit:
Ma SEA Sec. q, SEA NWA and NEA sw14
Sec. "a. TIP. R26EWM.
Any persons claiming adversely the above
described lands are advised to file their claims
or objections. on or before the day above desig-
uated for sale.
Dec % Jan q c. w. MOORE. Re ister,
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-02-03
Nothing New.

Pompous Briton-Haw! You bloom
ing Americans don't have the master
of the hounds" as we do over in Eng
land.
Bluff Individual-What are you CIV
ing us, beau? Why, was master Of
the hounds in an Uncle Toms Cabin"
show for ten years. - Boston Tran
script.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-02-03
The Proper Question.

The man with the CLASSY eye and
preternaturally solemn demeanor put
down a sovereign at the booking Office
at Charing Cross and demanded
ticket What station?' snapped the
booking clerk The would be traveller
steadied himself. What stations have
you?" he asked, with quiet dignity
London Globe.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-02-03
The Constant kioker

"Not so many years ago people would
have laughed at man who proposed
to do business by talking through tel
ephone."
YES" answered Mr.. Sirius Barker.
"Once they would have laughed. Now
they feel sorry for himf'-Washington
Star.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-02-03

Mrs Jonah Q. Perks ION her first
visit to Paris, addressing Maitre dHo-
teD-Say-er-Gassong, 90 ay lie din
ing room?
Maitre d'Hotel-First floor on the
right, madam.
Mrs. ]. Q. P. with relieD-Oh! You
speak English ?-Punch.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-02-03
His Lono standino.

"Ah," said the doctor, nervous dys-
pepsia! Is it a case of long standing?"
YES" replied the patient. "That
may have something to do with it,
''What do you meanT'
Long standing. I'm a motorman."
Catholic Standard and Times.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-02-03
An Exception.

always say what you believe"
"No-please don't"
"Why notY'
Il expect you to believe that your
baby is the cleverest one in the world,
but wish you wouldn't talk about it."
Leader.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-02-03
Those Villas.

Stubb-Looks pretty barren around
here.
Penn-And yet the agent advertised
it as the '1and Of plenty"
Stubb-H'm! He must have meant
plenty of mosquitoes.-Chicago News.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-02-03
out In the Rain.

1t Is particularly aggravating when
you get caught in the rain with your
new hat to see by the official weather
report that the precipitation was only
six one-hundredths Of all inch.-Oh.o
State Journal.