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The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1910-06-16
FOR REPRESENTATIVE

We are authorized to announce that H
n Bunk, of Beaver township, is candi-
date For Representative, subject to the ac-
,,on o-e the Republican voters of fancy
county con- 1t the primary to be held August T.
1910.
ws aye q, thorized to annouce that D. F.
u.ronkev of Swan township, is a candi-
S..s for The nc uination for Representative,
.ah;.ct uI 70 the ,,cticn of the Republican
voters of Taney' c, unty at the primary to be
held August 2, 1917.
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1910-06-16
FOR RE- IORDER

We are authorized to announce that NIL
lard F. Jackson, of Beaver township, IS
candidate for the nomination for Recordel
of Deeds, subject to the action OF the Re
puhlican voters of Taney county at the
primary to be held August 2, I9IO.
We are authorized to announce that n. /
Carver. of Swan township, IS candidate
for the nomination for Recorder OF Deeds,
subiect to the action of the Republican vo-
tiers of Taney county att primary to be
held August 2, 1910.
We are authorized to announce that u u.
Johnson Of Swan township, is a candidate tor
the nomination for Eecorder of Deeds, sub
iect to the action of the Republican voters
Of Taney county at the primary to be held
August 2, 1910.
We are authorized to announce that
Arthur Parrish, af Swan township, is
candidate fofsthe nomination for Recorder
# Deeds, subject to the action OF the Re-
r ,bfican voters of Taney county at the
=, nary to be held August 2, 1910.
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1910-06-16
FOR COLLECTOR

We. &c authorized TO announce that JaEncs
w Re.s :, of Beaver township, is candi-
date for y noaainatlon for Collector OF the
Revenue uLiest to the action of he Re
publican vo,, Is Of Taaey eSaHtY.at the pri-
marv to be he. August T. S1o.
We are ,r,ho, izcd to announce that James
B. cumm;nas ~ Jasper township, is a cam
d;d,,s g. e unatiou for Collector Of
the Revenue smile to the action OF the
Republicsn vo,e-s ~ Taney sssnty at the
primary to be held Auo wt 2, 1916
We are authorized to ar uonnee that Efed
Boyd, of Swan township, i. 80 poSoo ~
tne nomination for Collector
subject to the action of the Rel az heiS
ol Ianey county at the primary
august 2, 1910.
we are authorized to announce
Z. fieids, OF Beaver ownship, is -.
u 1s9e for the nomination for Collector
Ne.enue, subject to the action of the
publican voters of Taney county at the
mary to be held August 2, 1916.
We are authorized to announce that
iooeit J. Patterson Jr. of Branson town. E
Cp' IS candidate for the nomination for
a, ovaI,ector, subject to the will of the Re- {
xsDncan voters of aney county at the pri- 2
mary 70 be held August ., 1910
FOR COUNTY CLERK
"e are authorized to announce that AL !,
s..a Aenner, of Swan township, is candi-
80. -. toi 'ne nomination for County Clerk, /
- eIec' 10 the will of the Republican voters 7
I,as.. county at the primary to be held
d, autnorized to announce that James
e, .,' n,Sks' OF Swan township, is candidate :.
a.. ae nomination for County Clerk, sub
T.n. - action of the Republican voters of t
a. ,o'n ,eou1nty at the primary to be held Aug !,
TUX PROSECUTING ATTORNEY +
ms ss are authorized to announce that w.
for n. re-, $50 OF Swan township, is candidate n
sab;ec, - 'nination =. for Prosecuting Attorney,
Of T,n.D ~ 'ne action of the Republican voters
Aro.s. county at the primary to be held Z
B w;,l are authorized to announce that Geo.
date .sol' s. ~ OF Beaver township, is candi-
totnev e nomination for Prosecuting At
Repshl; SUBJECT to the will of the
prsuar, - voters Of Taney county at the
n, y DC held August 1910.
Z. Dsn;Sa authorized to announce that T. el
sa,e =, ss, OF Swan township, is candi 10
lcrrev ..s: nomination for Prosecuting At
dean :, ssoJect to the action of the Repub- ce
hb. b.,a OF fancy county at the primary ="
august 2, 1910.
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1910-06-16
FOR CIRCUIT JUDGE

We are authorized to announce that John
T. Moore, of Christian county, is a candi-
date for the nomination for Circuit Judge,
subject to the action of the Republican vot-
ers of the 3lst Judicial Circuit at the pri-
uary to be held August 2, 1910.
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1910-06-16
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
FOR CONGRESS.

We are authorized to announce thai
David w. Hill, of Butler county, is a candi-
date for the nomination for Congress, sub
;sct 10 the action Of the Republican voters
IF the 18th Congressional District at the
nrimary to be held August D, 1910.
We are authorized to announce that
charles A. Crow, of Pemiscot county, is a
Candidate tor the nomination for Congress,
subiect to the action of the Republican voters
of tbe Nth Congressional District at the
urinary to be held August ., 1910.
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1910-06-16
FISHERS LAST STORY.
He Writes The St Louis Times
About H0Ilister

During the trip Gordon Fisher was
writing descriptions of the places visit
ed. We give below his last story
which was written for the St. Louis
Times the morning he met his deaths
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30

TACOMA. Aug So Maybe the
Seattle baseball team has "eome
back The way Il trimmed Ia.
coma In yesterdays game could
hardly be accounted Tor by calling
e luck The Turks Won all the
way. The score was 20 and the
hits I5s4
Tho visitors did some fancy stick
work al che right times. Kelly. the
new 0utfielder. Bennett and Seaton
got three safettes apiece. the first
two Kettiug them for extra bases.
Hemenway poked Il safely twice
but did a pooF job az the baserun.
ming. McCamment. the Tigers
twtrler. WIS driven from the box In
the sixth round. and Kane, who
took his place. Gid little better
Hinkie. a dewhecier. gave Ia.
coma only four measly hits and he
scattered them In good shape.
Seattle started things In the first
inninE when Akins walk. Tiger s
error and singles by Weed and
Kelly gave three runs. A double
by Bennett and a single from Kelly
made another score Ia the third
The fifth. eighth and ninth innings
each yielded a run. Score
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30

The PittsburE demon batsman.
Hans the Tsrrible. may not have
bis thoughts turned automobile
ward. like snodgrass, Cobb and
Laioie. but he sure Is coming up
from behind like a forest fire
Nagner's performance against
the Philadelphia pitchers. when in
seven times up be made seven hits
and a sacrifice fly. for a total Of
Is bases. Is the seasons record.
His hits included two home runs.
three twobase hits and a single
With Wagner's return to baftiAg
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30
kILLILAY PITCHES
NO-HIT GAME

SPOKANE. Aug. 80 killllay
took one fine game from Vancouver
yesterday. by pitching no-hit ball.
Only 20 batters faced him. The
score was 10.
IL was only ia the ninth that the
Canucks had a chance to score aud
that WAS when Suwdcu walked with
none out and Charley Swain. touted
as some hitter. was sent In 90 take
Gardeners place swain oaly lifted
one to Frisk and went back 10 the
bench. Briukcr then famed. and
Brren put one over toward Ffisk.
and the big Morse ate u up. The
game in detail
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30
Rich Garden Acres at
Kirkland-on-the-Lake

Fertile soil. plenty Of water. good
drainage. close TO market Right
cultivation will produce $500 to
81 500 an acre Truck farming
chicken raising. dalrylng. frui, sl50
up. little down. little monthly Mad
ison ear and Kirkland ferry. or
Burke a Farrar. 409ii5 New York
block
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30
GENERAL SPORTS

johnson. Jeffnea fight films de.
clared legal by New Yorks attor
uey general Little more velvet
for the picture makers
n there's anything IN the record
line Ncl Sheppard cant break. the
amateur sport loving public would
like 20 have Il discovered.
England refuses 90 cough mp
s. 600 expense to send team Of
tennis sharks 10 Australia for the
Davis trophy. because English
candidates aren't strong enough 10
win.
New Orleans holds hope for the
baugtalls. with a 50.day running
meet
II Ed Geers doesn't lead winning
drivers with Tho Harvester. The
Able aud Dude Archdaie. some
folks Nill BE- disappointed
Former Quarterback Wasmund
~ Michigan will coach Texas uni
yerulty this fall
Reformers Killed sport In this
town.
It's dead AZ nails. and. say
We're getting fiubberEasted ever
What 90 you think Crochet
Capt. Harry Davis ~ the only
Athletic who played with the 1909
champions Of the American league
Chances ~ present are favor.
able for match next summer be.
tween Uhlan i.bsA. and The
Harvester. 2:02.
No one heard New York horse.
men utter regrets because Gov.
Hughes couldn't attend the grand
circuit meeting az Empire City
track.
News Sote-The Giants spent a
quiet day IN Philadelphia Sunday
Quieu sAbeg
The most costly item ia the up
keep Of motor ears IL tires. Since
July 1. their cost has jumped %
per cent Theoretically. tires will
run 3. bg0 miles. bur the majority of
them don't come within 5000 miles
q the theory
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30

form the National league cham
pions have been slowly bat surely
drawing nearer the Cubs When
Wagner slgmps the Pirates slump.
and when he cuts loose the team
climbs. II the champs continue
their squirt. the finish OF the race
In the old league promises TO be
close enough to deserve the ap.
peilatfon. Hair line decision.
Unlike most great hitters. Wag
ner does not chop AZ. or meet" the
ball. but takes good healthy
swing. as the photograph plainly
shows
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30
SOCIETY Girl.
WILL FLY

BOSTON. Aug. 30.--The course
for the Boatou Harvard aero meet.
which wlll be held September s.I3.
has been announced. and Is ISIS
nilva long The aviaiors win cir.
Gle the capitol tower on Beacon
Iilll and ny 70 Boston Light FIT
teen miles OF the course Is over
the bay.
Miss Eleanor Seara. society lead.
er and deyutee Of athletics. has az.
cepted an Invitation from Aviator
willard Cor flight aud viii make
a trip In bis aeruplane during the
meet
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30
THEATRE FREE

WntCh tho CIa8Blfled Columns OF
The Star
Some where there are two free
tickets advertised They will be
given % the persons whose names
are mea Toned In the ad These
names were picked from the dlrec.
tory. they may be your own
There is Always a good show az the
Nssr tic. Read The Star classified
ads and Get the Habit"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30
Good Sized Brick House
On Two View Lots, 81, 900

Magnificent view Of Lake wash
ingtnn and mountains. fifty minutes
from Second and Madison Easiest
Kind Of terms WiIi cost about $500
20 put In firstclaan shape. Bound
20 advance rapidly in yaine. Eaally
worth $1,000. Burke 4 Farrar. 409
ats New York block
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30
SHORT SPORT

KID mccoy ls che latest hope ~
the Whlfe race Not Ia the rlnE
however lie has accepted Jack
iohusonH challenge 10 eares 200
miles In a hlKh power auto IN al
inciossd track
Roscoe Taylor. formerly 10 Araa
teur for the Seattle Athlete rlsgh
meeta Percy Cove. the huasss bed
shat before the foid Athiettc club
ia Tacoma tonight Cove Nho iH
Also a Seattle boy. had all a. lstat
% their former meeting. bat vas
unable 10 put Tay loF out
II evidently wasn't ali luck that
gave Spokane SO many victories
over Seattle last week. for the In
diann have started 10 do the same
thing % Vancouver Seattle had
no trouble hanging the hss~s col
lara un Thcaua. 10 thuae Indians
must b. playing real baseball.
Kelly. sesttts's nsw outflelder.
got three hits In yesterdays game.
single. double and three haggef.
Jack kHliiay goi nohit. no run
game yesterday There was 0uit
one such record last year. that 81
ike Batter of Tacoma against Van
cuuEoF.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30

James A. Ten Eyek. rowing coach
for Syracuse university. easily De
feated James H. Riley OF Saratoga
y. T.. over a three-mile course on
Lake Lonely Both men are over
so years old.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30
NEWS THAT'S RIGHT UP TO THE MINUTE
AND FULL OF INTEREST TO ALL FANS
TURKS SHUT OUT
TACOMA TIGERS

ppuhle plays iiennaIt Weed ah4 Hay
nend Ravkvnuela Hud Mettt MrEadaem
tnd Mott TwaetHae hits ttHuuett.
Kelly NNree base hft Kelly. Sacrifice
hN Nkin Pitchers rreard IA bits 5
rnha aff MtHammtut ih t inHInaa struck
Hnf Us Mcl'HEtutrmt ri bt Itnkte.
Bases en halts@pff MetaWmtnt 3 off
tinkie rime IL rame- 90 Umpire
Nmlt
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30

Congressman W. w. MeCreaie.
owuer OF the Portland baseball
club. IL ia Seattle again. trying TO
cautincr David r. DuKdale that an
Al Coast league with eight clubs
would be a good thlng for every
body concerned.
Tho judge refused 20 iAlk about
the rumur that credits him with
making $50. 600 off his club IN The
Oregon metropolis lie says be all
have 20 spend all the clubs earn
ingA for the next feN years In pay
ing Tor the new grounds he has
purchased.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30

oLpFIeLp coNFIpENr.

BRIGHTON BEACH. n. y. Aug
30.-BaFney Oldreld. automobile
racer. today offered 20 bet 81 800
that he would win the free-for.ali
Labor day automobile race. In
which Drivers DE Palma. Robert
son and others 81 note will compete
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30
ALL THE UP-To-DATE DOPE AND INSIDE
INFORMATION ABOUT THE MEN WHO PLAY
QUO rs TlckLED.

DUG 10 ft1kEEDs
4 President Dugdale was a
4 much pleased magnate when I
= be- heard the result Of yeHter 4
. DAYS game with Tacoma, lie =
had just returned from spo =
= hnne
a n expect 90 see the team =
play much better ball from 4
4 now ON" he said THE fol =
= lows are gaining confidence IN =
= themselves. and Weed Is prov .
4 ing good man % run the =
= team The pitchers are young. 4
. but Trey will deliver the right =
= brand Of baseball. | am sure. 4
ssRg y
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30

attic at m. fe a. and g. D "a
Sunday. leave Seattle re- 100 a m
80 and 3 m Leave Everatt al
SIS m. AIS o 81 aud Tis D IA
Sunday, leave Everett at Gas a IA
7sfb q M. and TI6 an.
Steamer leaves from Coiman dock
HfsRmor ana schedule subject to
change without notice
Phaass=-auuast Main 1851 lad 71A
MEALS SERVED.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30

St Louis .s.-.+t+....s9 10
Batteries-R ay. Lake and Ste
pheus. Resisting and Beckendorf.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30

1ohnsonJeffries fight films de.
clared legal by New York's aitor
ney general Little more velvet
for the picture makers
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30

Do YOU hwy HUM
Theodore willis. OF the Theo.
wits Sporting Goods company.
will cave In a few days for a tao
weeks fishing and hunting trip on
the Quileene river. in the Hoods
canal country
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30

TeteIs --tt-8 t . IS -
.Ragmaaa oas 81, ~ bsgfsa bail
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30

This is Bert Kincaid. who IL going
after the scalp Of Edgar Frank Of
Portland or any other mat artist
who tips the beam On the vicinity
Of i25 pounds Klneald represents
the Seattle Athletic club and Is In
mighty prime shape just now. And
he's looking for live ones. WIN
live ones please write int
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30

totals ~ 81 10
.nattsd far GardrsF "a the ninlh
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30

News Sote-The Giants spent a
quiet day IN Philadelphia Sunday
Quien sabeg
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30

n there's anything IN the record
line Nol Sheppard cant break. the
amateur sport loving public would
like 20 have Il discovered
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30

rsfl sits ff l
amwF HfFW 81
kfifiia 81 HgMas r.
or kftfliaY a. t.
Nf mN#me
~ game
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30

This Solid Oak Hat Rack. with mirror in
center suitable for hotels. restaurants.
boarding houses or private residences, very
strongly made. length 20 inches. regular
price $500. Speoial..........,.... 30
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-30

No one heard New York horse.
men utter regrets because Gov
Hughes couldn't attend the grand
circuit meeting az Empire City
track
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-10-06

A Sale Of SumptuOus Silks
While no Silks too fine to be had at store-the
less expensive Silks reliably right the costier
sorts You may choose Silks here with absolute
OF their style correctness Our Silk Store has grown be
the largest in the Souh-so we told We believe sell
ing reliable Silks is the reason.
Decreasing the Prices On Popular Price Silks
100 Pieces Of Plain and Fancy Silks SOC
These values actually up to 75c. There 19-inch
checked and striped Tafetas-19nch Satin Messalnes-
19-inch Libertines inch Crepe de Chnessome few
bit solied-but mostly perfect Silks
There are 70 pieces Of the newest Sils-so that
the other stores haven't shown them-at 65c.
These Silks you will generally priced $1O0. Mes
salines, Chameleon Taffetas Changeable Lousnes and
twotoned Peau de Cygnes. The widths 10 to 81
inches
There are 40 styles-rich, elaborate Print Warp
Taffetas for 75c instead Of $1.00.
These Silks Of the season 1910. Beautiful Print
Warp Persian and Satin Plaid Taetasn colors to meet
the demands of almost any taste.
(Siks, Aisle F)
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-10-06
Notions Under Price

Continuing our Autumn
sale Of notions and dress
making supplies. Scores Of
lots Of our regular grades
at less than regular prices.
A few instances: r s.,s
Black Jet Hat Pins,
large heads II inches
long, 6 for 10c
Cumberland Hair Pin
Cab in is, assorted
pins, 10c kind $3.50. be
Alice Hair Pin Cab
met, assorted pins,
1Oc quality $500. be
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-12-24
AS They Do in New York.

She was beautiful and statuesque
blond who lad changed her residence
from New York to this city and Sc
cured a position as stenographer in
the office of a staid, dignifed citizen
of good old Quaker descent. On the
morning of her first appearance she
went straight to the desk of the boss.
81 presume" she remarked, that
you begin the day over here the same
as they do in New York;"
"Oh, yes,' replied the boss, without
glancing from the letter he was read
ing.
well, hurry up and kiss me, them"
was the startling rejoinder, Il want
to get to work. "-Philadelphia Tele.
graph.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-12-24
Trying Suggestion on the Mare.

Twice as the bus slowly wendell its
way up the steep Cumberland gap the
door at the rear opened and slammed.
At first those inside paid little heed;
but at the third time they demanded
to know why they should be disturbed
in this fashion.
whist" cautioned the driver,
don't spake SO loud; she'll overhear
u.s."
"Who?"
"The mare. Spale low! Shurc,
Dime desavn' tn crayture Every
tonne she ears tn door close she
thinks wan O. yez is gettin' down ter
walk up tn hill, an that sort a raises
her sperrits. success.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-12-24

The little manger, with its wax fig
ure of the Christ child, is devoutly
laid upon the altar. 1t rests there for
the remainder of the week, symbol
Of alteration for the multitude. From
chapel to chapel, the long procession
slowly wends its way, with it's chants
and lighted tapers. The services are
continued nearly all night long on
this spot where first came to the
faithful shepherds the message of
GLORY to God in the Highest, and on
Earth, Peace, Good Will Toward
Men"
From Palestine to France .of the
present day is a far cry in point of
time, distance and customs of celebra-
ton. Aside from the church services
there is much of interest in the land
of "Mosieur" at Christmas. The day
Is chiefly for children, though, Of
course, the grown-ups lose sight of
the real meaning of 1t no more than
do the fathers and mothers of our
own land. In France the great sym.
Dol of Christmas is the mistletoe. All
carloads, carried to the quaint quays
of seaport towns and shipped to Eng.
land--for John Bull comes nowhere
near supplying the Christmas demand
for mistletoe in his own land.
Just before Christmas the French
old forests and search for mistletoe.
The boy who sees the first tuft gives
a shout of joy, climbs the tree, cuts
it, and is carried back in triumph with
his prize, as king of the feast. The
mistletoe is hung above the entrance
to door and the young girls pass be
meath it, one by one, to be kissed by
the first lad who catches them. On
all Paris streets at Christmas mistle-
toe is for sale, and It is a real Christ
mas necessity.
A queer superstition clings to this
winter blossom in the minds of the
ignorant French peasants-the burn
ing Of the mistletoe. Ugly practices
and crazy exaltation have been known
to take hold of an entire village, with
the superstitious excitement attend
ing the burning of the mistletoe. The
custom is, apparently, an ancient one
from the Celts. A part of the blossom
Is broken up into little bits, placed in
a pan and held over the blazing fire.
The ashes are carefully collected,
placed in little bags and distributed,
men. Frequently these little bags are
buried in the middle of a field to bring
good crops.
Some wives of the French peasants
hold that these little bags are mar
velous in preventing their husbands
from coming home drunk and Zero.
cious. All that is necessary is to
mistletoe in his drink, when he isn't
looking, and his appetite for drink
will decrease. The ashes will, at
least, keep him soberer than he
would be without them.
In many sections of Germany
Christmas is celebrated in many di
verse ways. Yet all the festivities
cling together by tradition and have
many parts quite similar. Santa Claus
Is the main feature, and he diners
great deal from the Santa Claus OF
America.
The German Kris Kringle never dis
tributes any toys, but he carries q
large bag of nuts. These nuts are
distributed among the German chill
dren on Christmas day. Santa ia pc
culiar in that he also carries bundle
of switches. They are for the chill
dren who have been disobedient dur
ing the past year. When the nuts are
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-12-24
UTAH STATE WOOL GROWERS
CONVEN TON.

Salt Lake City, December 3o.31, 1910.
Low excursion rates via The Salt
Lake Route. Tickets on sale from all
stations in Utah on Salt Lake Route.
From Tintic district and Nephi and
East, December Goth and 31st; from
points Modena to Tintic, December
29th and S0th. Good returning until
January 3, 1911.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-12-24
But There Are No Takers.

Clarence, you don't realize what it
Is to have all your career before you.
I'd give 40 years of my life to have
your chances"
"Of course you would, Uncle Benja.
min. You'd be glad to give 40 of your
years to anybody that would take
'em."-Chicago Tribune.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-12-24
Two Kinds of Fame.

YES admitted the author of sue
cessful book. 81 woke up one morning
and found myself famous"
1T was different with me-" re.
marked the politician who had made
an iil-advised speech. 'tCne morning
/ found myself famous-then | woke
up."-Chicago News.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-12-24
And He's WONDERING Vet

English Waiter-"Which side of the
table do you wish to sit on, sir?"
American Guest-"I prefer to sit on
O chair"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-12-24
Future Gains for Present Needs.

Il shouldn't mind having my con.
tributions paid for on publication,
were it not"
WHAT"
THAT my meals have to be paid for
on acceptance. "-Lippincotts.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-12-24
When He Cries,

The Visitor-"What are you going
to call him."
The Fond Mother-"I don't know
yet; his father calls him something
different every night-The Sketch