The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-05-18
EMERSON
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where 1t says 'H0sannA in the n1XneSCy sne
 "tCertanly, certainly says I, that goes, bec1use Wilbur certainly is the highest hosanna, if not the main scream. But now let us resume. Let us throw enthusiasm into the game. Miss Sue when you see Dr. Doty pull out the tremoo and play with crossed hands why, you cut loose your emotions and get car ried away by Jeec-rusaIcm, deep and strong. Wilbur Nordenskjold remain looking over the audi ence until you break through with the H-cesy Cstee Then all the of get into the mass play hit the ball and rush it down the middle of the field for a touchdown. Jee-roo-sa-um, Jee-RO0-sa-fum, every body punched close possible, Doty with all the stops out and both pedals down furnishing fnterfer ence for the and calling the signals from the side line when necessary. Understand. now, we finish on lope for Jee-rooo-salem all together, Wilbur at hosanna and Miss Sue busy with short work, clinched with the Ho-oly Catee. Now them
 "say. it's so much more kind heartsd b sta,t . auartette than it is to launch soois because in ths you make four people happy instead of only You ought to the contented look that come them four faces when finished coaching them The whole quartette wigged it's feet to get . good hold the floor, waiting for the word to get away. What happened? decline to answer But we repeated it, da capo otherwise, until by II o'clock Doty exhausted. By then the birlike notes of Wilbur could not be heard four seats back, and the seaon agents wife in need of dope or the battery Miss Sue outstayed the bunch which shows the benedt of training buckwheats and sausage About midnight I closed the practice. and we started homs
 "An Sidonia Center was waiting to receive us lnsd up along the railroad track. Me? ain't any fool, and saw my finish right then. knowed Miss Sue had resolved to that choir. She was that chesU you could have hung a fatron her new helSotrope tie. She led Wilbur by his lily white hand and paid no attention to common folks. Two influences bust all quartettes eventually and Jeaiousy.
 From that time on things went from bad to worse.
 Miss got that jealous of Wilbur standing next to the lady soprano that she took him to task Now any tenor has got a sensitive soul and Wilbur he gets grieved over this. He gets Respondent that one morning he goes out into the woodshed and tries to hang himself couldn't, because he stretched 90! When they carried the of this rash act to Mss Sue, it was for the carbOlic acid at once. She, too escaped and it was, always thought by reason of the borax in the sausage, which like enough proved an antidote. They didn't kill 'emselves, but naturally enough they damaged their external or in- ternal vocal considerable for time. Mean time the station agent allows his wife Is good any circus performer that came hp from Bara- boo and to make matters worse Doty gets took down with pneumonia from going out in the night air while in precipitation.
 'In these days no man achieve success without getting jumped on. The rival social set in Sidonia Center just to get with me, started fire com pany and they persuaded Wilbur to run at the head of the team where he didn't really need no voice nor no diaphragm By and by they got Doty into the fire company too, and after that the Jones-Adams company ordered me south.
 'It was too bad. If we'd got into any kind of con cert pitch we'd have taken the money away from Si donia Center that winter like robbing blind babies but now-not When you start choir as the French say chassey le fam, which means, Look out for the women folks The next quartette start will be two one for men and for women, and several hun dred miles apart. I'll bet Conried a months salary he couldn't have foated the Holy City Quartette that winter with J. F. Morgan for angel and Ed Hartman ahead of the show with the paper. There industrial undertakings which have to be tools at the physiological moment. Any such moment in tho his tory of that quartette meant Miss Sue
 'I shall not go back to the scenes of my future activities Jamais Jamaisv as the French say. And I'll tell you why. Something happened after left, and you can bet a thousand dollars 1t Miss Sue. Other day, down in Mississippi, where was sealing logs for Jones-Adams, idly turns the pages e1