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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23

when our baby was seven weeks
old he broke out with what we
thought was heat, but which gradually
grew worse. We called in a doctor.
He said it was eczema and from that
time we doctored six months with
three of the best doctors In Atchison
but he only got worse. His face, head
and hands were a solid sore. There
was no end to the suffering for him.
We had to tie his little hands to
keep him from scratching. He never
knew what it was to sleep we'll from
the time he took the disease until he
was cured. He kept us awake all
hours of the night and his health
wasn't what you would call good. We
tried everything but the right thing.
Finally I got set of the Cuticura
Remedies and I am pleased to say
we did not use all of them until he
was cured. We have waited a year
acd a half to see if it would return
but it never has and to-day his skin
is clear and fair as it possibly could
be. hope Cuticura may save some
one else's little ones suffering and
also their pocket-books John Leason,
1903 Atchison ST.. Atchison, Kan, Oct.
10, 1909"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
Paint Lick Lady
Writes Thanks
For the Great Benefit That Cardui.
the Woman's Tonic, Was to
Her When Sick

Paint Lick, KY suffered so much
from womanly trouble" writes Mrs
Mary Freeman, of Paint Lick, XIV.
before commenced to take Cardri
Il was SO weak from it, that wis
down on my back nearly all the time.
81 have taken three bottles of Cardu1
and it has done me more good than
any medicine I ever took in nv life
Il can't possibly praise it too highly.
1t has done SO much for me and will
do all can to help you for l think it
Is the only medicine on earth that will
cure female troubles"
You need not be afraid to try Cardui.
for in doing so you are making no new
experiment in drug dosing or in tablets
of concentrated mineral ingredients.
Cardui as medicine, as tonic for
weak, tired, WORKOUT women, is time
tested, safe, reliable. It has helped
others and should certainly help you.
Composed of gentle-acting, herb in.
gradients, its action is mild and nat
ural and it has no bad after-effects. as
have many of the powerful drugs.
sometimes recommended.
Try it.
N. B.-Write to: Ladies' Advisory
Dept, Chattanooga Medicine Co., Chat
tnnooga, Tenn, for Special Instructions,
and 64-page book, "Home Treatment for
Women" sent i'm plain wrapper, ON re-
quest.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
National tuberculosis SUNDAY,

Present indications point to a gen.
eral observance of National Tuber-
culosis Sunday in more than 100000
churches of the country on April "a.
Reports from heads of local anti-tuber-
culosis associations, health officers,
pastors, mayors, governors, and nu-
merous Observation-Disclosures bodies
show much enthusiasm over the
movement. The National Association
for the Study and Prevention of Tu-
berculosis has prepared an outline for
tuberculosis sermon for use on
April "a, which will be sent free of
charge to any clergyman applying at
105 East Twenty-second street, New
York. Thousands of these outlines
are being sent out weekly to all parts
of the country.
Prominent churchmen, including
bishops and heads of all the leading
denominations, have expressed their
approval of the movement.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
STORIES ABOUT BR0WNL0W
congressman Talk About Tennessee,
ans Methods OF Getting "Pork"
for His District.

A group of congressman were talk.
ing about what each had "snaffled off"
in the way of pork" in the river and
harbor bill "Oh, WE'LL" remarked
Maynard of the Norfolk. Va, district,
I haven't got so very much''-he had
been accused of big grab-"think
what Brownlow would have taken had
he been in my place."
But Brownlow had only drops Of
water where you have barrels" was
the reply of one man. "Brownlow
works steadily, and surely, taking an
average of $4,000 day for his district
all the time he is in congress. Brown.
low has every cemetery in east Ten
ressee in charge, and its keeping paid
by the government"
DO you remember" asked another
member 1.-The day he worked Andrew
Jonnson's grave off on us? He cried
bit and laughed little, but we
passed his bill, and the only presi
dents grave which is in the care and
keeping of the United States is that
of Andrew Johnson. The graves OF
Washington, Jefferson, jackson, Lin
coin and Grant are not under the care
OF the United States. Johnson would
not have been so honored If Brown.
low had not gone after 1t. He has a
way of getting what he wants"
One day in the committee on ap
preparations" said Madden of Illinois
1.-The subject of building new White
House stables came up. Roosevelt
was anxious about it and had let the
committee know his views.
I'm for it, said Brownlow, and
what's more, I want the finest stables
that can be built put up and paid for
AS things look now, about as close to
the White House as ever will get is
the stables, and l want them fixed
up comfortable so l can have a good
place to stay"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
Prefer "Grab" to "Gab,"

Congressman Martin Dies of Texas
raised his voice against nearly every
thing in existence in speech in the
house some time ago, and in it's
course he protested against the ap-
preparations which are being rolled
out on the pork barrel order. 1.-The
clamor of the people is for appropria-
lions rather than the safety of the
republic" declared this Texan, and
he continued: 1.-THE representative of
the people has learned in the hard
school of practical politics that his
constituents would rather see him
grab for them than CAB for Them
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
Why does Great Britain buy it's oat-
meal Of uS7


Certainly it seems like carrying
Goals to Newcastle to speak of export
ing oatmeal to Scotland and yet, every
year the Quaker Oats Company sends
hundreds of thousands of cases of
Quaker Scotch Oats to Great Britain
and Europe.
The reason is simple; while the
English and Scotch have for centuries
eaten oatmeal in quantities and with
regularity that has made them the
most rugged physically, and active
mentally of all people, the American
has been eating oatmeal and trying all
the time to improve the methods Of
manufacture so that he might get that
desirable foreign trade.
How well he has succeeded would
be seen at glance at the export re-
ports on Quaker Scotch Oats. This
brand is without rival; is packed in
regular packages, and in Theoretically
sealed tins for hot climates. 81
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications. they cannot reach the dis
eased portion OF the ear. There is only way to
cure deafness. and that is by constitutional remedes
Deafness is caused by an infamed condition OF the
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube When this
tube is nfamed you have ruinbling sound or i'm
perfect hearing and when it is entirely closed, Deaf
ness is the result and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its normal condi
zion. hearing will be destroyed forever nine cases
out OF ten caused by Catarrh. which Is nothing
but an indamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case OF
Deafness Caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure Send for circulars, free.
y. CHENEY e. CO.. Toledo. O.
Sold by Druggists 75c.
Take HANS Family Pills for constipation.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
BaItimorean Changes His Mind.

A Baltimore man who was wanted
as a witness before the senate cost
of living committee in Washington
thought the summons was not backed
up by any authority. He wired a
curt Cant come" reply. The senate
sergeant-at-arms wired the marshal at
Baltimore to tell the man that if he
would come voluntarily he would be
paid So day and his expenses. If he
didn't come voluntarily he would be
arrested. The sergeant-at-arms got
this reply: will be there on time"
The sergeant doesn't know whether
the three per day or the threat was
the potent argument.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
In New Hampshire.

That irresponsible Manchester
Union man gave himself surprise
party by going to church last Sunday
and this was the result: "On this first
Sunday of Lent, while George Bailey
of the Houston Post is sacrilegiously
fishing for cells in Texas bayou, and
the (married) paragrapher of the
Kennebeck Journal is tapping his
boots, and the Ging-Ging Goophus of
the Springfield Union is playing seven
up, we, in common with other good
New Hampshire people, shall dutifully
attend church-Springfiel Union.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
ROSY COLOR
Produced by Postum.

when a person rises from eacn
meal with ringing in the ears and
general sense of nervousness, II is
a common habit to charge it to de-
ranged stomach.
A n found it was caused from drink
khg coffee, which never suspected for
a long time, but found by leaving on
coffee that the disagreeable feelings
went away.
II was brought to think of the sub
iect by getting some Postum and this
brought me out of trouble.
at is a most appetizing and invig-
Grating beverage and has been OF
such great benefit to me that I natu-
rally speak of it from time to time
as opportunity offers.
"A lady friend complained to me
that she had tried Postum, but 1t did
not taste good. In reply to my ques'
lion she said she guessed she boiled it
about ten minutes. I advised her to
follow directions and know that she
boiled it fifteen or twenty minutes, and
she would have something worth talk
ing about. A short time ago heard
one of her children say that they were
drinking Postum nowadays, so i
nudge she succeeded in making 1t
!, GOOD, which is by no means difficult
&1sk.
"The son of one of my friends was
brmerly a pale lad, but since he has
been drinking Postum, has fine color
There is plenty of evidence that
postum actually does make red blood
as the famous trademark says"
Read ''The Road to Wellville,' found
III pkgs. There's Reason"
Ever read the above Ietters A new
nne appears from time to time. They
re genuine, true and full of human
anterest.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
Good Work in Denmark.

Under legislation enacted in 1905 the
Danish government pays three
fourths of the expenses of all poor
persons who desire to be treated in
tuberculosis sanatoria. When the hos
pitfalls under construction are COM
pleted Denmark will have one bed in
tuberculosis hospitals or sanatoria for
every 1900 inhabitants, fact which
will mean that the length of treat
ment can be considerably extended.
In the United States there is one bed
for every 4 500 inhabitants.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
Everybody in This Town

Is sick or will be some time with some
Of the diseases that NATURES REM
EDY (NR tablets) will cure or prevent
If every person knew as much about Ma
lures Remedy as do, most of this sick
ness would be prevented. I want you to
know about Natures Remedy. l want to
treatment that You may know just how
good Natures Remedy is for Constipa-
ton. Rheumatism, Dyspepsia. Liver and
Kidney Complaint, and why Natures
Remedy is Better than Pills for Liver Ills.
All Druggists. Write me to-day for free 10
dfys' treatment. A. II. Lewis, St. Louis.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
Red Tops and Copper Toes.

w. J. Eaton of st. Louis bemoans
the fact that things are not as they
used to be. when was a boy" he
said to a Washington reporter, I'VE
spoke of PERSONS being as happy
as a boy with a pair of red-top boots,
but they don't make red-top boots
any more, such as were the pride of
boys in the sixties and seventies.
Youngsters in my generation exulted
wheh they had pair of red-top boots
with copper toes. Such boots made
great Christmas gifts for boys"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
Wrona View of MARRIAGE.

There would be less divorce" said
ex-Gov. Pennypacker, eff there were
fewer men like William Windle.
William Windle embarked on an ex-
cursion steamer for Point Breeze, and
few miles out, as he paced the upper
deck and drank in the bracing ozone,
he spied his friend Jackson.
why, Jackson, how are YEP he ex-
claimed. Are We out for pleasure, or
is yer wife along?'"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
lncorporatinu Dead Men.

without batting an eye or turning
a hair the senate passed two bills,
one Incorporating the american
Academy of Art and Letters" and the
other Incorporating the National In
regard to the fact that the bills con-
tanned the names of a dozen dead men,
they were pushed through just as
they were introduced two years ago.
The house committee has amended
the bills by striking out the names of
the dead men.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
Absolute Equality.

The Woman-The tax Office Is one
which l simply love to go to.
The Man-Very few people do. Why
do you like it?
The Woman-Because it is absolute
ly the only place where no discrimina-
ton is made against me because am
a woman. They let me there pay
lust as much as if l were man.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
More Pay for Postmen.

It Is expected that an effort will be
made by many members Of congress
to increase the salaries of postoffice
clerks in different part of the country.
and also to increase toe salaries of
rural carriers SO as to make them
fairly compensatory for the labor the
carriers perform.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
Counterfeiters in WASHINGTON.

1t seems that Washington has been
harboring snug little nest of coun-
terfeiters for some time. The money
that has been passing about the city
has fallen into the hands usually of
newsboys, fruit dealers and that class
of easiest prey to deceive with small
change. The dimes and nickels are
so crudely stamped that they ought
not to deceive a child, and yet it is
thought that the passage of this class
of counterfeit money had reached
large proportions. Several Italians
have been arrested.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23

resentatives, in
Washington, COW
cred with dust
and yellow and
falling to pieces
from age, the
house committee
on accounts has
rescued a large
number of letters
and documents of
the early days OF
t h e republic,
which are of the
greatest historic
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
All Tired Out.

Do you feel dull, occasionally-out Of
sorts? Headaches and Dizziness? The
fault is either with your stomach or your
liver. The safe, sure and easy way to get
rid of either trouble is to take NATURES
REMEDY. Take an Mr. Tablet to night
it will sweeten the stomach and regulate
the liver, kidneys and bowels. Easy-sure
to act. Get a &c Box. The A. H. Lewis
Medicine Co., st. Louis, Mo.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
Qppers,

Il was brought up by my colored
nurse" said the southern girl at a
party on the seventeenth floor of a
Harlem apartment house
Il was brought up by the elevator"
the New York girl declared.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
Studies in Still Life.

II want few colored illustrations
of beets and tomatoes"
Life size?" inquired the artist.
Catalogue SIZE" replied the seeds
man, with a significant smile.-Louis-
vile Courier-Journal.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
las

watching her mother dress for an
evening entertainment surprised her
mother with the following question:
Mother, didn't you say you were al
most 40 years old?"
"Yes," replied the mother.
WELL" answered the little girl, you
don't look it tonight, but you will to-
morrow morning"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
Vindictive cuss.

"Ugh!" spluttered Mr. Jones. That
nut had worm in it."
Here" urged friend, offering him
a glass of water, drink this and wash
It down"
Wash it down." growled Jones.
"Why should I? Let him waikiki
Eyerybody's.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
Conundrum.

The latest conundrum is: What can
you fill barrel weighing ten pounds
with and yet make it lighter?" che
answer is holes, Of course.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
XIII the Flies Now and Keep

disease away. A DAISY FLY KILLER
will do it. Kills thousands. Lasts all season.
Ask your dealer. or send zoe to H. SOM
Frs, $50. Dekalb Ave, Brooklyn, n. 7.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23

For Colds and Gripp-capudine.
The best remedy for Grip and Colds is
Hicks Capudine. Relieves the aching and
feverishness. Cures the cold-Headaches
also It's Liquid-Efects immediately--10,
Is and Soc at Drug Stores.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23

Those who believe that man de.
scended from the monkey should re-
member that it's a poor rule that
won't work both ways.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23

Constipation causes and seriously aggavates
many diseases. IL is thoroughly cured by Dr.
Pierce's Pellets. Tiny sugar-coated granules.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23

Red, Weak, Weary, watery Eyes.
Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You Viii
Like Murine. 1t Soothes. SOC at You
Druggists. Write For Eye Books Free
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23

The average woman can bluff al
most any man, but when it comes to
bluffing some other Woman-Well,
that's another story
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23

Think all you speak, but speak not
all you think.-Delarem.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
In Demand,

In Demand.
An infant in Pullman car set up a
loud wall, and would not be COM
forted," narrates a high railroad of
fetal, land I came forward and told
the young mother that I had helped
to raise five, and that thought
could secure quietus. put the little
tum tum across my knees, and with a
gentle jogging achieved beautiful re-
suits.
Instead of giving me the credit
deserved some drummers in the car
showed stern disapproval of my but
ting in
"At two a. m. the baby woke up and
staid awake, and kept every one else
in the car awake. Finally a gruff
voice asked:
Where's that fool that put it to
sleep this afternoon, wonder?'"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
Too Busy to See,

Too Busy to See.
Patience-Do you believe there are
microbes in kisses?
Statesman.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23

Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng softens he gums, reduces in
ammation, allays pain, cures wind collie. Csc bottle
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
Another Investigation.

NHotheF IHVeSti9atIoH.
Robe Maiden-Is kissing proper?
Encina Youth-We might investi-
gate. Two heads are better than one.
Stanford Chaparral.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23

When life's all love, It's life; aught
else, it's naught.-Sidney Lanier.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23

It's easier to break away than it is
to get back.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
RELICS IN COBWEBs
CONGRESS ATTIC SEARCH RE.
VEALs RARE LETTERS.
Missive In Which First Presidents
Wife Consented to Removal Of
His Body Found-Mrs,
lincoln's Letter.

IN an unllghted and cobwebbed cor
ner OF the attic of the house of ren.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23

One woman can stir. up more trou-
BILE than a dozen mere men.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23

Takers of the United States Census
willuse Waterman's Ideal Fountain Pen
because it is always ready and sure.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
important 70 Mothers

aEIJOstdnb 10 usOtIt0ISs
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
NEOPLATONlSM

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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23

Every man thinks he's superior
Judge of human nature.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23

DAVIS PAINKILLER
should be taken without delay when sore chest and
tickling throat warm you that an annoying cold
threatens At all druggists in Csc. 35c and SOC bottles.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
MEMORY FAILED.

Mother-Does that cook of yours
know her place?
Daughter reckon she's had too
many of them to remember.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
PUT II M

It's difficult to arouse a mans en-
thusiasm by showing him a. photo
graph of himself when a baby.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-04-23
BABY's SKIN TORTURE

for money.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1910-02-26
Cincinnati. samitae, oem 26. asebrnar 1910.

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