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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-10-14

The story is told that certain
woman was reading the matrimonial
columns of a paper and remarked to
her husband; Here a strange coin
cidencea William Strange married
to a Martha Strange. Strange in-
deed, remarked her husband, but
/ expect the next news will be a little
stranger"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-10-14

Nature studies should be found
in all grades of public schools from
the Kindergarten TO the college that
it is Of utmost Importance. since it
appeals to our practical life, and for
developing our highest and best
good by bringing us close to ma
ture' heart, and near to natures
God.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-10-14

1t has always been a mystery to
us that young lady should make
some poor fellow believe that she is
interested in his welfare when as a
matter OF fact she is Interested only
in his farewell.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-10-14

For Rent New house, corner G1st
and johnson Streets, Wanwatosa. Wis.
Inquire OF W II Richardson, 1875 Grand
Avenue, Milwaukee.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-10-14
ain In
Heart

Tor two years I had pain in
my heart, back and left side.
Could not draw a deep breath
or lie on left side, and any little
exertion would cause palpita-
ton. Under advice I took
Dr. Miles Heart Remedy and
Nervine. I took about thirteen
bottles, ain in better health than
I ever was, and have gained IA
pounds
MRS. LILLE THOMAS,
Upper Sandusky, Ohio.
For many years DR.. Miles
Heart Remedy has been very
successful in the treatment of
heart troubles, because Of its
tonic effect upon the heart
nerves and muscles. Even in
severe cases of long standing it
has frequently prolonged life for
many years after doctors had
given up all hope, as proven by
thousands Of letters we have re-
ceived from grateful people.
Or. Miles Heart Remedy IS sold by all
druggists. II the first bottle fails to
benefit, your druggist will return your
money.
MILES MEDICAL CO., EIkhart, Ind.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-10-14

Pelse will finish those vacation pie
lures very reasonable Give him trial.
Wauwatosa 137 l..
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-10-14

FOR SALE CHEAP Windmill In.
quire Of lrvington Hotel,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-10-14

For rent desirable furnished rooms.
new modern house. warm in winter.
Apply % Kenwood Avenue.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-10-14

Wanted a competent girl for general
homework IN family of four Good
wages No washing. Cali at III
Church Street.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-10-14

LOST String of gold beads. Finder
please leave at postofiice.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-10-14

For Sale-24 thoroughbred Buff
orpingtons chickens. $40 Wauwatosa
Avenue, Wauwatosa, Wis.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-10-14
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
OPFIclAi. PAPER OF THE CITY

published at wauw atosa, Wisconsin. every
Friday by John Il. Benoy.
sent to any address in The United states for
sac year. 60.
Entered ct The Wauwatosa post ofdeeas
second class matter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-10-14

Oficers performing the duties OF the bQafd
of public works. NauwatGsa. Wisconsin, @lW4
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-03
EUGENE j.. MULLEN HAS
PASSED EXAMINATION

Eugene ]. Mullen. of 1870 New
Brunswick avenue, received ord
this morning from John F. Martin.
secretary of the State Board of Ex-
aminers Of Undertakes and EN-
baimers Of the state of New Jersey.
that he had successfully passed the
examination of the board.
Mr.. Mullen is the first to pass an
examination of this kind from this
city. all others having gone in under
the law passed in 1907, which ere
ated q board of examiners in this
state. Mr.. Mullen took the examin-
alton at Camden July %. He has
conducted a place at the above ad-
dress for the past fourteen months
and was associated with James j.
Flynn, of New Brunswick avenue
for two years. under the firm name
of Flynn & Mullen, as an apprentice,
which makes the three years re re-
quired by law. emitting him to take
the examination. MFR. Mullen. who
la w~eIl-known In this city, where he
was chief of fire department. is busy
today receiving the congratulations
of friends Oh his success.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-03
A WEiGHTY REASON.
IL Tsid Why One OF the tSinssssn ccrm.
missions Was Executed.

IL Teid Why One OF the ssinssssr Corr
missions Was Executed.
Before a certain gentleman set out
for Japan and India his relatives gave
him errands. Que wanted an Indian
shawl, another q silver BGddha, a
third a chryselephantine carving. and
so IN, till the list Of commissions was
appalling. He agreed. however, to fill
them so far as possible.
But when he returned he had exc
euted but OF the nineteen commits
sions that had been given him. He
had brought back only the ehfysele-
phantfns carving. This he gave to one
smiling cousin amid the disappointed
looks OF the ether relatives. Why, the
disappointed ones asked. had he exc
cuted that n particular commission
and dfsregarded tie resta' ''"t''
The traveller smiled. at happened
he began quietly. that each of yeu
had written your commission on q
sheet of paper. On the second day oil
the voyage N I took all these sheets
oi EeoF1 hhoAh NY A~otcDooAs opehSA
them and spread them on my lap as
| reeiined In my steamer chair.
"The air was very still at the time
but suddenly d brisk wind sprang up
and every sheet vas blown away ex
cept that of Cousin Max. Max's sheer
wss weighted down with the gold eoir
be had given me to pay for his eary
ing."-St. James Gazette. '''
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-03

Some persons Hike one sort Of shoe
and III another. but the kind which
was desired by Pierre, the French ca
madam mill hand. has never enjoyed
a wide popularity.
shoes for Sunday Pierre stated &c
the young man who advanced to meet
him as he entered the salesroem Of
the big shoe factory.
He then sat heavily down on one OF
the red plush seats and allowed the
salesman to insert his feet In q pafl
OF bright yellow shoes. When thes
were fairly on. Pierre stood. moved
his feet this way and that. took q few
steps and. sha king his head. sat dowr
again.
whats the matter?" asked ths
clerk "De they hurt your Are the,
too tigltT'
Pierre shook his head violently.
"She no tight" he said. but aiss
she no talk. Shoes for Sunday mus
talk. talk. ali the way up IN ehurci
for to SCUM stylish seer Yeatha
Companion.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-03
CUTICURA CURED
FAM|LYOF ECZEMA
Father, Mother and Child had It for
5 Months. Heads Mass of Sores.
Could Not Sleep. Itching Ter
rible. Cured in 2 Months.

"The Cuticura treatment has abso-
luteIy cured me and family of eczema
which I, my wife and two-year-old child
had for sight moths. IL started with
small pimpies o n the head of my child
which gradually broke cut in sores, and
Il was not long before 1 and my wife got
the same. Our heads were one mass Of
sores. we could not sleep and the itching
Wa terrible. We suffered for eight
months. We tried different kinds OF
otntmsats and medicine but 1t did US no
good aud soon 1t began to break out on
our bodies until g friend who had the
same trouble told me about Cuticura OF
which I used two sets OF Cuttcura Soap,
Cuticura Ointment and Cuticara Hesof-
vent. and [ was surprised. After, the
aut few days our heads began to heal
and la two months we were absolutely
cured Of this terrible eczema. Eugene
Potthor. 58i Ralph Street. Brooklyn.
n. T.. February Is, 1910"
No stronger evidence than this couid
b. given Of the SUCCESS and economy or
the Cuticura Remedies In the treatment
a tortalring, dsfguring hamors OF the
skin and scatp, Of Infants. children and
adults. A single hot bath with Cuticura
6oap and a gentle anotntfng with Cuet-
cura Ointment are often sufficient 70
afford immediate relief in the most dis
trexsiue casss and permit rest and sleep
when ali else fails. Cuticara Soap and
Ointment are equally effective in pro-
serving purifying and beautifying the
skin. scalp. hair and hands and In
preventing minor eTuptions becoming
chronic. A 32-page booklet giving
description and treatment OF skin anec-
lions will be sent free, on application.
by the Potter Drug & Chsm,cai Corps
las Columbus Ave, Boston, Mass
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-03
M CUT DIAMOND.


the Magazine Man.
A friend of the late o. Henry writes
of him: "He was reckless In spending
money and frequently gave elevator
boys and beilboys FIVE and ten dollar
notes. But be wasn't easy despite his
financial regardlessness.
"His friends recently narrated an In
cident showing the mans shrewdness.
A magazine noted for slow pay they
said, contracted with him for a three
part story for which he was to receive
$1,000! He got $500 advance before
in the second installment (none of 1t
had been printed yeti got $500 more
and asked for the third $500 as an
advance before finishing the tale.
''The editor In an effort to save mon
ey apparently declared that. after all,
the story didn't appear to be worth
more tnan $1.0o0-this when he had
the two installments In his office. e
"'An right said O, henry; i. won't
write the third one then And he
didn't. He laughed at the editor.
~'Well, them said the latter. III
I'll the two parts and then let our
readers have a guessing contest as
to how the story ends-and put up,
perhaps. a 5000 prize to the winner
"For a moment the author thought
he was outwttted. Then he said: Go
ahead. and Eli win the Drize.' He I'm
tended to win il toeys--Beston Herald.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-03

If you are puzzled about a question
of etiquette and have not time to con-
suit an older or mor experienced friend
or relative apply the Golden RuIe-to
dc as you would be done by-for this
viii almost always bring you out OF
your difficulty with flying coiors. The
expression "a natures gentleman" Ia
often applied to some simple minded
and unsophisticated man who is thus
guided. for. whether we be gentle or
simple, the truest good breeding Is
shown by u care for the feelings of
others. The real 'tgreat lady" is as
thoughtful aud cotzsiderate&far those
beneath her n social position as sac
weald be Coz reyalsFs~ttoagh she would
show her taaasfft In a different fash.
boa. and since yse may ali be qzHeens
By leyas it heheoFsa as to be reyalig
ee~srteops aud crzashierate The hrasqae,
feslgh wenaaa who eonfoends a pleas
ant manner or speaking with insineer
ity Is greatly to be pitted. for she has
thrown away her seepter and lost hel
crown
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-03
STATIONARY ENCIkEERsl
PLAN FOR LECTURES

The local branch Of the National
Association of Stationary Engineers as
sembled in regular session in the JET
ferson building last night and took
steps to hold a series of lectures dur
ing the winter months. A committee
was appointed to have charge of this
work. It will start Immediately to
make preparations for a series of the
most interesting lectures ever given
here. Some of the brightest and most
educating subjects relative to boiler
and engine construction viii be tuoched
upon.
The meeting was we'll attended. A
general discussion was held on boiler
tests and evaporation and coal tests,
Blackboard diagrams were given to
make illustrations of the various sub
ieets- Matters on stack draught with
blackboard Illustrations will be taken
up at the next meeting to be held Sep
TENDER 16.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-03

Miss Elizabeth Heuban, of East
avenue, leaves today for an extended
visit with friends at Boston. Mass.
Miss Helen J. ellis, of Kearny
avenue, leaves today for a weeks
visit with relatives in Boston.
Miss Bessie Warren, of Catalpa
avenue, has returned home after
visiting friends at Mariners' Harbor.
Mrs. Philip Duchowny, of King
street. visited friends in Elizabeth
port yesterday.
Clifton Alchin. of Rector street,
several days at the home of friends
in Newark.
Miss Mary Sflverstone, of Brook
lyn. is spending the. weekend with
friends In State street.
John Eyerkuss. of Front street, LIS
spending a few days at the home of
hts mother In Philadelphia.
Matthew HI. Urbanski. of Wash
fngton street, VAS a New York visi-
tor Wednesday afternoon.
Jack e. Mann, of Madison avenue.
spent yesterday with friends in New
York.
Miss Anna Allen. of Market
street. spent yesterday afternoon az
the guest of friends in New York.
Jack Mann, of Brooklyn. has re-
turned home after spending several
days at the home of Gilbert Sell. in
Jefferson street. .
Albert Martin, Of Metuehen. is a
local visitor today.
Miss Mary Sedktn. OF Philadel-
phfa, is at the home of Mrs. Louis
Weinhlatt. in State street. for sever
al days. -
Mrs. Paul Weitsehek and children
will Leave today for ElharRn.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-03
OIL Of tha Pnrnaisn

The porpoises killed In winter are
the latest and produce most oil The
largest size about seven feet
in length. FIVE feet In girth and weigh
about 800 pounds. Such a porpoise
Yields from SIX to gallons of oil
The blubber of a big porpofse weighs
about 100 pounds and Is n aud 9
half inches thick in summer and two
in winter. The jaws OF the porpoise
yield a superior quality of OIL When
hung UP in AFe sun ii readily dripS
away into cans pro sided for the pur-
pose. the quantity OF ell thus pFaeur-
Ell, however. being not more than bali
q pint to the Jaw. The oil from ths
Dlnhber gives an excellent Light aad Is
In demand along the coast for light.
house Ass. II lass 40 ensE&zva a1aE
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-03
SPECIAL ARRANGEMENTS
FOR NEW JERSEY VISITORS

The attractions of Midland and South
Beaches are well known to the people
of New Jersey. Somewhat less known
but growing in favor are the County
Fair grounds, at which the annual fair
is to be held Labor Day week with a
large and interesting program. and rae
ing of all kinds every day of the week,
and a Curtis Airship, making daily
flights, a Wild West show and military
drills for prizes.
Special arrangements are made for
the accommodations for the New der
sey visitors and those who have pre-
viousIy visited the interborough Far
are expected to return in added NUM-
bers this year
The Interborough Fair pays special
! attention to it's features of trottifg,
pacing and running races daily and Mr..
e. B. Allen, Of Pennington, ". j., is
the official Judge and starter, which high
. class work among the stars OF the turf.
! A special program of interest and mer-
: 1T has been arranged for Labor Day
week.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-03
BIG BIRTHDAY b
thousands VIII Attend Hah1ae q Co.'S
F~ifty,secend anniversary Ceae-
bratten Next Week.

thousands Will Attend Hahne o Co.'S
Ftfty-secend anniversary Cele-
brntter Next Week.
All New Jersey is deeply interested
in anything that adds to the greatness
of its Observation-Disclosures be-
cause of this feeling there will be gen
sral rejoicing Throughout he State over
the fact that that great business house,
Hahne & Co., is about to celebrate its
6fty-seeond birthday In September
hfty-twe years ago the business WAS
started as a little Bird Store On Broad
street, near the present location, and it
has grown steadily year by year. until
new it eesupies to it's capacity the great
store. which is noted the country over
for it's nsagni6eenee and completeness.
The new building. erected nine years
ago, was thought to be far ahead of its
time, and wise felix's obviously shook
their heads and predicted disaster for
the mammoth enterprise. The growth
Of the business and the success attend
and now all join in aeelaiming Hahne
& Co, as pioneers and prophets.
The Big Store will celebrate it's ami
Vefsary In oeittlng s6yte. Those who
participated in these events last year
and the year before will know what to
expect,
The great building will be gorgeous
~ decorated inside and out. There will
be a street parade on Tuesday of gigan-
tic proportions, with bands of music,
and there viii be many thousands of
souvenirs distributed to visitors to the
store. There will be fine musical pro-
grams every day, both vocal and in
stramental music included, and, best of
all, there will be q gigantic sale of uler-
ehaRdase at prices that mean a saving
of thousands Of dollars to the people,
this sale continuing for TIVE full weeks.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-03

Thomas B. Holmes, editor of the
Trenton State Gazette, is registrar
of vital statistics for the city OF
Trenton and In the latter capacity
is required to issue marriage IL
censes under the new state law
which went into effect June 1st,
last. Not long since a mtddle-aged
colored gentleman called on Mr..
Holmes and informed him that he
wished to secure a marriage license.
1t turned out that the applicant had
been married before, but had lost
his first wife by death. The pros
pectiYe husband was accompanied
by his seon-to-be wife. who was, II
not fair. at least fat and forty.
After Mr.. Holmes had completed
the formalities, he handed over the
license paper and the colored gen.
tleman tucked 1t away in an inside
pocket Of his Prince Albert coat.
Then arm in arm the negro lovers
started to leave the city hall.
Hold on therel" commanded Mr..
Holmes.
Something furder to do 'tput
this var business inquired the
dusky beau.
Most assnredly there fs." sharp
ly answered Mr.. Holmes. THAT Ii
cense will cost yo ia dollar"
after answ'ing all dose questions
the law makes me pay a dollar,
too?" asked the ceiored man as he
looked perplexed.
at sure does" was the answer.
Oats dog gone funny" said the
colored man, and he turned to his
affinity and. soto voice. asked:
Honey. what you think bout this
a taxi"
There was a whispered conference
in which it was plainly evident that
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-03
CITY BRIEFS

4 semi monthly meeting of the
Master Builders Association was held
last night Plans were completed for
the annual cfambake to be held a week
from today and soma new candidates
were admitted.
A meeting Of the Westminster
Cadets was held in the chapel last
night. The members will begin
gathering the votes In the piano
contest.
The police Of West Brighton
this morning notified the local au-
thorities that two runaway sons of
flames Dugan. of IA Smith street.
had been captured there.
-Patrolman Tonneson was called
to the Staten Island ferry house yes
terday afternoon to search a sup
posed weapon-carrfer. No revolver
was found on the man.
Liberty Council. Daughters of
Liberty, met in Forester hall last
night.
One candidate was initiated and
a new application for membership
was received by Peth Amboy Aerfe.
No. 1856, Fraternal Order of
Eagles, in their hall last night.
The new stamp ~cancelling ma
chine at the post office will probab-
ly be placed In operation the coming
week. Bids have been received for
the work of setting the motor and
erecting the machine.
Philip Duchowny. of 69a Smith
street, has moved his cigar store to
73 Smith street.
Patrolman Gutowski was notified last
night that a four year-old SON of John
Rogers, of 2S1 Hall avenue, had been
bitten by a dog owned by Thomas
Cellek, of 10 Penn street.
The scheduled meeting of the Fed
GRAFTON of Labor was not held last
night, owing to the absence of some of
the officers.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-03
Facial censortiens Bad Forrs.


A. great many ef>o facial contar-
tons are due to nervousness. Just as
we owe to the same cause equally OBJ
nexieus habits OF tapping with the
foot and handling small objects which
happen to be within reach of restless
fingers.
All of these annoying little habits
are due to lack Of repose and lack of
training In early youth to acquire con-
troll Of the nerves.
So unconscious are the perpetrators
Of these tricks that they will actually
find fault with other people for Hike
habits and be ignorant that they them
selves are guilty of similar bad breed,
ing.
1t is really IN bred TO have these rest
less habits, no matter how UNCONSCIOUS
one Is Of possessing them, fer anything
Is LII bred that gives annoyance to
others
Facial c~ontortfo1as and grfmaees are
usual among womankind. and 1t really
La too bad. because after awhile they
cause lines and actually alter the ex-
pEessfon for the worse.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-03
STORIES HEARD
AT THE CAPITOL

sps- dusky damseI was doing her best
10 prevail upon her escort to aecede
tn the law rather than have any
hitch In the proceedings Finally.
tr,a latter slowly put his hand In his
pncket and pulled out a n dollar
bill.
AS he handed 1t to Mr.. Holmes he
said: tits a dog gone mean law
dat dates money intended for de
parson who'll splice me and Mandy"
One day last June when the Uni
ted States district court was In ses-
sion a glass blower from Cnmber-
land county hurried into the State
House all out of breath and evident
Nv much concerned about something.
He met former Governor Stokes go
ing through the main corridor.
@sHeffo. there, John. what are you
doing up here today?' asked Mr..
Stokes.
Pm in contempt, I'm In con-
tempt" excitedly repeated the Gum
berland county a
What do you mean?D% asked Mr..
Stokes, thinking that he might De OF
some help to the fellow.
The gIass-bIower explained that
ha had been drawn on the United
States petit jury and had been call
ed tn serve ON a case. but failed TO
respond to the call A charge OF
contempt of court had been lodged
against him for not obeying the mo-
tice and he was now in deep trout
bic.
"Why didn't o obey the court
and serve as a Juror asked MT.
Stokes.
"Why, Governor. I didn't know a
darn thing about the case, YVES the
ranIy
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-03

Little Howard came In the other day
crying and rubbing several bumps
caused by a series of butts" admins
tered by d pet sheep.
We'll. Howard" said his sy ussrathet
lie suntfe. what did you do when the
sheep knocked you DOWN.
l didn't do anything. L was getting
up all the time."-Delineator.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-03
MISS LENNOX A BRIDE.

Standing beneath a. bower OF
golden rod at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. Edward Tunis, in Water street,
at 4 O'Clock yesterday afternoon
Miss Eta Ruth Lennox, daughter OF
Mrs. Narr. of Trenton. and Ledyard
Worthiugton Sargent, son Of Mr..
and Mrs. d. A. Sargent, of CAM
bridge, Mass, we're made man and
wife by Rev. James H. Northrup,
pastor of the Presbyterian church, OF
this city.
The bride wore a gown of ivory
satin. empire, en- train, with a long
veil trimmed with orange blossoms.
She WAS given away by her brother
in-law, Edward Tunfs. Mrs. Ralph
d. Beers, formerly of this city, now
of Trenton, was matron of honor.
She was charmingly gowned In a
dainty pink freck, wore a white pfc
ture hat and carried pink roses. r.
| M. devfgnier, of New York, was best
man.
The ceremony was made very Inn
presstve by thu music rendered by
the Misses harrington. Ralph e.
Beers. Of Trenton, and T. ID. Warfng,
of this city, acted as ushers.
After the ceremony refreshments
were served under the direction of
Philip Costello. of the firm of Cos
tello Bros, who had charge of the
catering Mr.. and Mrs. Sargent re-
cefved many handsome presents and
after a honeymoon of three weeks.
which they will spend at Castfne.
Maine. they will start housekeeping
In their new home at Cambridge,
where Mr.. Sargent is employed.
Those who attended the wedding
were: Mr.. and Mrs. G. d. Runyon,
Mrs. William Hesser. Mrs. s. R..
harrington. Mrs. r.. d. Williams,
Mrs. S. B. Greacen. Mrs. Walter
Lockhurst. Mrs. Henry Dillon. Mrs.
Jacob Martin, the Misses Clara and
Augusta Harrington, Adele Williams,
Louise Rock, E. D. Waring and
James Noe, all of this city; Mr.. and
Mrs. D. B. Narr, Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph
e. Beers and son, William Beers, of
Trenton; Mrs. Howard Cortelyou.
Mrs. William Cortelyou and Miss
Alice Cortelyou. Of New Brunswick;
Mr.. and Mrs. D. A. Sargent, of Bos-
ton; Misses Jessie Jardine and
Brace Thompson. of Rye, N. Y;
Miss Edith Hackney. of Brfdgeboro.
N. j.; Mrs. j. d. Hazelton, Mrs. R.
K. Morris and Miss Ethel Hazelton,
of West Brighton, s. /.