The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-09-03

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ton which jeers at love. And out OF
those same 100000 women less
than 100000 will be selfsupporting
and In position to look too critically
at the garb which love assumes.
Going more infinitely into the ques-
tion. you will find that while ten or
fifteen years ago. when the higher ed
ucation Of women was a fad. new and
therefore fascinating, class reunions
and reports OF class secretaries went
to prove that college graduates mar
ried very late In life and that the av-
erage In a class was 80 per cent. mar
ried and 30 per cent single few
years subsequent to their graduation.
Today that average Is considerably
lowered--in favor Of marriage, and It
Is considered good form to be engaged
though still in college.
Man may invent flying machine
which will send the now popular and
ubiquitous automobile to the junk
heap. Physicians and surgeons may
eliminate certain diseases and substi-
tue good feelings for the Monday
morning, crouch. Inventors may util-
lie electricity In such practical fashion
that all other motive forces will be
discarded and forgotten. Tablets Of
rich nutritive qualities and rare flavor
may eventually solve the servant girl .
problem. But what can take the place
of love. the real, all-wool-and-a-yard-
wide brand of love, the sort our grand
mothers used to make?
And what sensation created by the
cunningest inventor of them all can
replace the ecstatic effects of one soil
tary, prolonged kiss of the good old
common or garden variety that Cupid
planted In the Garden of Eden and
which has been yielding magnificent
crops ever since?
Natures Balances.
And II the much educated girl hest
tates to yield to the opportunities of
love and delays marriage until she
reaches thirty, this condition is more
than balanced by the early marriages
among self-supporting girls. In manu-.
featuring centers girls marry young,
because they go to work young II
the fad Of the American girl today Is
taste of independence or a career.
It does not seem to take her very
long to exhaust the pleasurable sen.
| sation. The mill girl goes to work
| early and marries early. The college
girl becomes independent later and
| marries later. That Is the only diff.
ference between the two types. Both
marry almost as soon as they've
learned that independence, like the
post card task of being good" Is
such lonely job!
"Lovesickness," as a disease, makes
trouble for physicians. They consider
1t seriously in conventions assembled
and DR.. A. r. Hagle. Chicago ply.
stefan, says that 1t can be cured only
through mental suggestion. Now you
do not see physicians discussing dis.
eases which do not exist and there.
| fore do not represent fees, do you?
/ And II there is such a thing as love-
sickness in quantities large enough to
cause medical discussion, what lot
| Of love must be lying around loose!
Science recognizes the presence of
love In our midst and spends thou
sands trying to invent love tests. de-
spite the fact that matrimony is the
only sure fire test.
DR.. Lightner Wilmer, chief of the
department of psychology In the Uni
versity of Pennsylvania, can tell you
whether you love May Brown or Susie
Smith by registering your heart beats
and your thought waves and your red
corpuscle action when the name OF
the right girl is mentioned.
unfalIing Register.
This machine is called the phthys-
mograph and II Is attached to your
| heart when the test Is demanded. An
other machine which scientists con-
slider quite Ias reliable Is attached to
your wrist and is called the sphygmo-
graph. Neither machine has yet found
its way to the Monday morning ber-
gain sales. however.
Moreover. though a machine may be
much more reliable than gypsy for
| tune teller or tea cup grounds, or the
number Of apple seeds you find In
| core, the average man or woman pre-
fers to experiment In loves old-fash.
toned way and take a chance. Seeing
your love registered in jiggly line
may be accurate, but It Is sort Of
well-er-unsatisfying as compared
with analysing your own feeling in a
cozy sitting room with the electrolier
properly shaded.
An advertising agent who knows
commercial conditions thoroughly
places the amount of money paid an
nually in Greater New York to seers.
gypsies, fortune tellers, palmists.
clairvoyants and "psychics" at $1,000
600. This represents quarter Of q
dollar for every inhabitant Of the
great city. II you make the rounds
Of the leading purveyors Of future
events you will learn that 95 per cent.
Of the inquiries hurled at them deal
with love!
Does he love met"
Can I win herr
will she some back to meT 1
And this In the money-mad city Of
| the Union!
Never mind how copper and cotton
are going. Why worry about the tar