Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-01-22

900. 600. Great
If the railroads do nothing else they
should be careful
Our fluctuations to the ice man, but
not the artificial ice man.
Conserve your coal supply If you |
can, but avoid OVERRIDING it.
No matter how chilly twice zero is.
we have no present desire to expert
ence it.
Cipriano Castro to Jose Santos Ze-
1aya: Come to Paris; the climates
fine"
In this cold weather the defective
f1ue finds the opportunity it has been
waiting for.
Kansas astronomers have now locat-
ed Halley's comet 1t may as well
come in and surrender
Some wealthy persons go to the
Riviera and others stay at home and
spend their money for fresh eggs.
Every cold snap means intense suf
fering to many. Be charitable and
make your charity count for good.
This beneficent cold-air treatment is
what the janitor has been trying to
give you. but you did not appreciate it.
No wonder Columbia university is
willing to spend 81 O00, 900 for an agri-
cultural school when foodstuffs are SO
high.
motor road from the Atlantic to
the Pacific is proposed, with road
houses. garages and hospitals every
five miles.
People who will not clean off their
sidewalks should contribute to fund
to supply the public with arctics. gum
shoes and hip boots.
Total resources of all the banks in
the United States reach $21. .000.-
600. Industry and sobriety are grand
little tools, are they not?
Austria thinks it wants navy TO
protect its citizens working in "the
undeveloped countries overseas" Now,
what countries are those?
One of the fashion journals says the
ladies will not wear rats next yeSr
Pessimists will at once decide that
something equally absurd will be
worn.
new book is entitled short Talks
with Young Mothers Don't spank
is the best short talk for young
mothers that comes to mind at the
moment.
1.-The custom of waving the handker-
chief vigorously in the air is dan
gerous one." says DIR. Bading. Yes,
the handkerchief Irritation has led to
serious results.
Church debts commonly have to be
cancelled with stress and strain. Bat
Eoboken church actually had it's
cancelled mortgage dropped in the
contribution plate.
One of the professors says woman 5
senses are less acute than those of
man. He probably bases his decision
on the fact that woman can get
along all winter with low shoes.
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A burglar stole diamonds worth
100000 from a woman's room in a
New York hotel. We shall probably
hear, now. how he overlooked $4,000
5000 in cash which was lying on the
dresser.
IL cereals can be substituted for
neat in the making o. sausage, re.
ducing the cost while adding weight,
AMI If butter is surcharged with salt
tor the same reason. where does the
u. innate consumer get his?
A man is soon to be released from
the Connecticut penitentiary after
having been for so years a prisoner
He will find that there are many more
things to be lodged than when he
went in.
A Roumanian physician has discov
cred an anesthetic by which opera
lions can be performed upon con
scious patients without any feeling Of
pain to them. 1t would be fine tes1
to apply this remarkable discovery Il
the operation due these shopping
times of operating upon the koenl,
sensitive pocket nerve OF the heads O
families
petition is in circulation in Penn
sylvanias asking the legislature to es
fabiish a closed season for muskrat
The reason for this is found in tn,
TACT that in Pennsylvania and Mary
Hand the flesh of the muskrat is es
deemed as highly by epicures as tn
flesh of the 'possum Is esteemed il
the SOUTH Instead of hunting 70
rat hides. the marsh sportsmen az
now after food that brings a goo