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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
STOPPED SHORT
Taking Tonies, and Built Up on
Right Food.

The mistake is frequently made os
trying to build up a WORKOUT nervous
system on so-called tonics-drugs.
New material from which to rebuild
wasted nerve cells Is what should be
supplied, and this can be obtained
only from proper food.
"Two years ago / found myself on
the verge of a complete nervous col
lapse, due TO overwork and study. ane
to illness in the family" writes Wis
consin young mother.
my friends became alarmed be
cause grew pale and thin and could
not sleep nights. ! took various tonici
prescribed by physicians, but theiI
effects wore OF shortly after
stopped taking them. My food die
not seem to nourish me and l gained
no flesh nor blood.
Reading OF Grape-Nuts, I de
termined to stop the tonics and sea
what change Of diet would do.
ate Grape-Nuts four times a day.
with cream and drank milk also, went
to bed early after eating a dish Of
Grape-Nuts.
I'm about two weeks was sleeping
soundly. IN short time gained 20
pounds in weight and felt like "a
different woman. by little daughter
whom was obliged TO keep out OF
school last spring on account OF
chronic catarrh has changed from a
fhFp yala raruoo,a obfIl 90 a ~r-,,
,ealthy girl and has gone back to
school this fall.
"Grape-Nuts and fresh air were the
,nly agents used to accomplish the
happy results"
Read "The Road to MELVILLE" IN
,kgs. There's a Reason"
Ever read the above Ietters A new
one appears from time 10 time. They
are genuine, true and full of human
Interest
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
Arnold Leads All.

Observation-Disclosures Z. McGreal,
Democrat, made strong fight for sher-
iff. but was defeated by William A. Ar
mold, Socialist, Arnold carried the Sec
ond, Fifth, Sixth. Eighth, Ninth, Tenth,
Eleventh, Twelfth, Thirteenth, Four
teenth. Seventeenth. Nineteenth. Tween
tieth. Twenty first, Twenty-second and
Twenty-third wards-16. McGreal car.
ried the First, Third, Fourth, Seventh
Fifteenth, Sixteenth and Eighteenth
T. Exrsheriff William r. Knell did not
carry ward in the city. Arnold's plu.
rality is 1907.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
Gov. praner De Gated BY Foss

acknowledgements Eugene N.
Foss was today elected governor of
Massachusetts, by an apparent plu-
rality over Gov. Draper Of about 49,
600. Gov. Draper early in the evening
conceded that be had been beaten.
Foss said he expected his plurality
to reach his estimate made before
the election. $4,000 The Democratic
state committee claimed that Foss' S
plurality is liable to reach 10000 or
10000 when the strong Democratic
cities outside of Boston contribute to
the totals. The election for ieuten-
ant governor is in doubt. The Demo-
Gratis claim Cassidy.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
Harmon's Great Victory.

Cleveland-Gov. Harmon has swept
the state He has been reelected. ac-
cording TO all indications by the biggest
plurality ever given Democratic cam
didate for governor in the history of
Ohio. BY the same token Warren @.
Harding is the worst defeated Repub-
lican candidate that ever led the hopes
of a long dominant party in this state.
The Republican state committee con-
eedes the defeat Of Harding by large
plurality. The committee had turned
from scanning the state of governor to
speculation as to the chances of saving
the rest of the state ticket.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
Doubt in 4 ebraska.

Omaha.-The outcome of the
gubernatorial election Is doubtful.
James C. Dahlman, Democratic can
didate for governor, carried Oma a
and Douglas county by a majority
of 1900, but reports from the va
ious precincts outside of Douglas
county show substantial gains for
Chester H. Aldrieh, Republican can
didate. Forty-nine precincts outside
Of Douglas county give Aldrich a
majority OF 500 and majority fig
ured on the same ratio for the l.
700 precincts in the state outside
Of Douglas county viii bring Aldrieh 10
Douglas with a majority of 10000.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
Negroes Ousted Elect on officials

Oklahoma City.-When armed ne
groes ousted election officers at Fus-
sy Greek, in Waggonier county, and
took charge of the election and
threats of similar action were made
at Guthrie, Gov. Haskell ordered out
the Oklahoma National Guards in
Oklahoma City and Tulsa. The
troops were under arms throughout
the day A picked posse. with Sher-
III oprey of Muskogee. answered the
call for help and took charge without
bloodshed- The election officials
were thrown out of the polling place.
the negroes declaring they would vote
despite the grandfather clause"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
Berger & e.ted o Congress.

Observation-Disclosures elects one
Social Democratic congressman, Vic
tor L. Berger, now an alderman, and
the most widely known Socialist in
the country by reason of his active
connection with the national and III
ternational organization. 1t just
missed the election of a second So
cialist, CongressmSn William j. Cary.
in the Fourth district, defeating
Gaylord, Socialist, by only about 600.
Mr. Berger's majority in the Fifth
district, in which Waukesha county
is included. is about 600.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
West Virginia D vided.

Wheeling-Late returns indicate
three Republican and two Democratic
victories in the five congressional dis
tricts, as follows; First district
Davis. Democrat, over Carrigan. Re
publican, LOO majority; Second
Brown. Democrat. over Sturgis. Repub-
lican, not over 200; Third, Gains, Re
publican. over Littlevage, Democrat.
500; Fourth. woodward. Republican.
over Hamilton. Democrat. 800: Fifth.
Hughes. Republican. over Wiley, Demo
crat, $500.
The state legislature race is very
close. with Democratic gains through
the state.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
eeveri1ge Beaten in ind ana

napolis.-Indiana has gone
Democratic by a decisive majority
and it is only matter OF figuring up
the size of it. Not only has the en-
tire state ticket been elected but the
legislature will be Democratic by a
decisive vote on joint ballot and John
w. Kern will succeed Albert ]. Bev-
e-idge in the United States senate.
Returns from congressional districts
indicate that the Republicans have
not gained any congressman and may
lose the two they had. Crumpacker
in the Thirteenth and Barnard in the
Sixth
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

Observation-Disclosures Attorney C. A.
A. MCGEE made Il gallant fight for re-
election. but went down to defeat with
the others in the Socialist landslide,
Winfred c. label winning the race.
label carried the Second. Fifth. Sixth.
Ninth, Ten =, Eleventh. Twelfth, Thir-
teenth, E0p ,enth. Seventeenth. Nine
teenth, twentieth Twenty-first.
Twenty-second and Twenty third-1a
MCGEE carried the First, Third. Fourth.
Seventh. Eighth. Fifteenth and Six
teenth-7. Albert c. Runkel, the Dem
ocratic nominee, did not carry a ward.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

"v hen IS a hen not bird?' sounds
like q prize puzzle or funny game.
but II is a serious question with which
one of the Washington courts WIZ be
called on to solve. OF course. the law
is always a dignified institution. but
TO see its learned opponents strug-
Cling with the ariation limitations Of
the great American hen is something
40 tickle the risibilities Of the nation.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
AllevlatInq circumstances.

did you say" asked a gentleman
who was looking for rooms. did you
say that music teacher occupied the
next apartment? That cannot be very
pleasant" Harper's Bazaar gives the
landlady's reply.
oh" she said, eagerly. that's
nothing, sir. The music teacher has
IL children and they make so much
noise that you can't hear the piano a,
ALL"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
proeress,ves Win il Cali orria

San Francisco-Scatter returns
from all parts of the state indicate
that Hiram w. Johnson, progress
sive Republican, has defeated Theo-
dore A. Bell Democrat, for govern
or by a small plurality. 1t is prob
able the nominal Republican major
ity of the state has been materially
reduced, but in San Francisco,
where it was thought Bell would
receive a substantial plurality, he
ran a close race with johnson, the
early returns showing him a trif1e
behind. The vote shows Democratic
gains in Republican strongholds.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
He Was a Boston Bow.

Your little boy must be very In
telligent," said visitor to Boston
school teacher whose five-year-old SON
was forming Greek words with build.
ing blocks.
Intelligent" exclaimed the proud
parent. "He is phenomenally gifted
AS an example OF his early erudition,
what do you suppose we're the first
words he ever spoken"
Papa and 'mamma?"
STUFF and nonsense" calculated the
father, In tone of disgust. why. the
day he was IL months old he suddenly
laid down his algebra and said to me:
Father, the longer / live the more In
dubitable proofs perceive that there
is in Boston as much culture to the
square inch as there ever was in the
ambient area OF ancient Athenst"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
Socialists Sweep M, waukee County.

Milwaukee.-The Social Democrats
won a big victory in Milwaukee coun-
ty, almost repeating their success of
last spring in the city of Milwaukee
when they elected their city ticket
and gained control of the common
council and county board
They elected their entire county
ticket, Aid Victor L. Berger. one Of
their two nominees for congress. and
gained seven votes ia the Legislature
William A. Jacobs, the Socialist
candidate for governor, carried the
county BY 4.54S, with four precincts
missing.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

A woman in Paris had her skull
fractured because. running in front Of
a frightened horse, she was unable
10 escape owing to the hobble skirt
she wore Very likely the wearers
of this idiotic garb would join with
their sisters in denouneing the won
en- o. China for Gripping their feet.
which simply goes to show that the
inventor OF the hobble skirt must have
had a sardonic sense OF humor.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
pemocrats Hold Colorado.

Denver.-Early returns indicate
that Gov. John F. Shafroth, Demo
crat, has been reelected by from
1000 10 5000 plurality. Congress
man Taylor, Rucker and Martin, all
Democrats, are probably reelected,
although the race in the Fourth dis
trict (Rucker'sD is close. The next
legislature will be overwhelmingly
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
Hence the Name.

In the service of Baltimore fam
lily is an old negro cook known az
Aunt Sally. and not the least of her
achievement is the preparation of sea
food.
In the kitchen one day Aunt Sally's
nephew. q nine-year-old lad from q
point where crabs are seldom seen.
was watching in breathless interest
the old lady's deviling OF a dish Of
such crustaceans.
"Aunty," said he. after much refiec-
ton upon this mysterious point. does
debbil crabs come from de debbil?"
mo. chile" promptly responded
Aunt Sally; but dey is de debbil to
make"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
Caleb Powers Electe- TO CONGRESS-

LouisviIle--Caleb Powers, Repub-
liean, defeated Eliza Bertram. Dem
ocrat. for congress in the Eleventh
district. Powers was released from
prison after being tried on the charge
of conspiracy in connection with the
death of William Goebel. governor
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
Knox Loses n $ Vote.

Pittsburg.-Secretary of state p. C.
Knox. who came to the city to vote,
went TO his summer home at Valley
Forge without voting. II was stated at
the polling place that he was not regis
tered.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
Delaware Gees Republ can.

ilmington.-Returns up TO 8 O'Clock
indicate the Republicans have carried
the state, including both houses OF the
legislature, insuring the reelection Of
United States Senator Dupont
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

The perfected aeroplane, perhaps.
win be one that may be depended up
on to resolve itself automatically into
q parachute If anything untoward hap.
pens to It while it is up ia the air.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

According to the available statistics
only so persons have ever died from
snake bite in this country. But these
figures will not compel the snake
bite-cure industry to languish.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
Nor,h Carolina Democratic

Raleigh.-With meager returns
the indications are that the Demo-
cratic majority in North Carolina
will exceed $4,000. Both Republi-
cans and democrats are claiming
the Eighth and Ninth congressional
districts
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

A. this particular time OF the year
we all t0'n in on that grand old song.
The Frost is on the Pumpkin" In
the course of a comparatively few
months from now we viii al have a
zord to say about the frost Is on
the peach blossom and the young gar.
den yeSatahle.r It's frost. spring or
TALL
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

If the humble janltor. whom fiat
dwellers would regulate with law and
order. ever asserts hfs prerogative
some cold winter morning. the fiat
dweller may be beseechlng instead OF
demanding.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

A., Eating sand for the benefit OF ones
health should be viewed by the public
with an open mind until DR.. Woods
Hutchinson has expressed his opinion
of the practise.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
eeorgia eleets pemocr as

Atianta.-All Democratic candi-
dates for congress were elected. In
the Eighth district. where Samuel
Tribbel and Congressman Howard
claimed the nomination, Tribbel was
elected by 400.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

The men who are safely married
should be thankful they have had
their travail and are through with It.
Fashion DEGREES that hereafter a man
must propose on his knees.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

They are telling Of romance which
began in an aeroplane. Still, that is
as poor a place for tender glances and
gentle pressures of hands as a canoe
which is no place at all.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

About the only creature capable Of
andulging in hobble skirts, aviation
and football without danger of frac-
surfing something is the justly famous
homeless Goldfish.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

A German Jurgomaster complains
fof the scandal-mongering of the won.
zen who have nothing to do at home.
Don't they play bridge whist in his
town?
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

They are trying TO induce society
: women to refrain from smuggling by
telling them It is wicked. But posi-
bly, the fact of its wickedness will
-soniy add zest to the game
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

That cool wave, predicted by the
weather bureau. seems to have lin,
gered overmuch on its way. Still it Is
a pretty good forecast to stick to at
this time of the year.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
ST mson Sends Congra,,,,,.ons

New York.-The following teIe-
gram was sent by Henry L. Stimsou
to John A. Dix:
The present returns indicate your
election. | congratulate you and
send you my good wishes for the sue
Tess of your administration.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

Mrs. AUGUsTE VESPERMANN, De For
est, Wisconsin.
Another Operation Avoided.
New Orleans, La.-''For years suf-
fered from severe female troubles.
Finally was confined to my bed and
the doctor said an operation was necee-
sary. l gave Lydia L. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound o trial first, and
was saved from an operation" Mrs.
LILY PEYRoUx. I'LL Kerlerec St., New
Orleans, La.
Thirty years Of unparalleled success
confirms the power of Lydia +. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound to cure
female diseases. The great volume OF
unsolicited testimony constantly pour
Ing in proves conclusively that Lydia
Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is
remarkable remedy for those dis,
tressing feminine ills from which so
many women suffer.
Ifyou want special advice bous
your case write to Mrs. Pinkham.
ut Lynn, Mass. Her advice In
r-ce- and always helpful.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

The astronomers have now formed
q star trust. This is no doubt re.
suit of the ruinous competition at the
time OF the visit of the late Mr.. Hal
aey's ghostIike luminosity.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

Skeletons of warriors with horns
have been found In California What
sport they must have had the prize
fights of those days who the cham
pioDs locked them!
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

The chill felt in the air is due partly
ltc the advanced season, and partly to
ithe inevitable autumn coal bills.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

Football at women's colleges would
be grand preparation for the stern
business of bargain-counter rushing.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

According to the health department
Fhe fly wants to give the human race
several bites that it will remember be-
fore succumbing to the frost
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

tn dress. Reason In dress just at
present Is hobbled.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

There is an opening for a popular
song about the aeroplane with q bro.
Ren wing.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

Prince Tsal Hsun wanted daytime
nap and showed his familiarity with
american customs by taking 1t In Phil
laGelphia
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

Paris hats three feet wide have Just
arrived In the east. Evidently Paris
mas overlooked the fact that pay-enter
cars are being used here now.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

That Paris professor who recon-
tnends deyilfish as household pets,
does not say whether they will bark
at the family canary.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
Cannon's Msjorit Reduced.

Danville.-Early returns indicate
the reelection of Speaker Cannon in
the Eighteenth district by a slightly
reduced plurality over William L.
Cudlif lDem.l
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

There Is preacher in Boston who
says that the hobble skirt is an evil
dence of sanity Has lie ever had his
head examined?
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

Under the new rules OF football we
believe there will still be work for the
doctor and the ambulance drivers.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

When Count Zeppelin has invented
an airship that won't explode we'll
fhInk aviation has made rapid strides.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

A California girl of years speaks
nine languages. says an exchange, and
I'VE presume she corrects her parents
IN all of them.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

We hate TO reopen a controversy.
but how do you play poker in Esper,
Rnto?
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

More twins were born this year In
Chicago than ever before. Can this
be charged to the comet?
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

Moreover, the airinan avoids che
rush on the elevated loop platforms.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

A New Jersey Judge rules that only
sober men can get marriage licenses.
lis getting harder and harder.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

The latest divorce case originated In
q game Of cards. Solitaire?
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

Why should not dogfsh be good eat
Ing as the scientists declare? Catfish
are.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
SAVED
FROM AN
OPERATION
ByLydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

De Forest, Wis
after an opera
ton four years ago
u had pains down
ward In both sides.
backache, and O
weakness. The doc
tor wanted me TO
have another opera
ton. ItookLydis e.
|Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound and
u am entirely cured
Iof my troubles. -
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
WHAT

Weeks-Why are you stoppingr
You didn't run over that man.
Swiftly know it. / just want to
see what ails the steering gear,
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-12-06

beeeben fam, bas 10 oiel lteberle,
giing uno Haffinement p%erlanat?!"
~ y -
Sic puctiId)c Srtsperwaltung.
0aB Sumor rno S%brigfeit feline
lid, a~bitoBenben gegrifie, limo. be.
5eugt cine @arnungstafel, Die am
9lrberice i'm 9oieriihen @alo Dos
9ctrcten zines oerfiibreriih lodcn'
Den Gripotlpege5 uerbietet. Gic
@arning lit iiberidricben: r@ar.
mlng! Mdtung!" ntb lalttct: rG&
miro biemit oarauf bin0emicicn. bab
icber, Der nod einmul bicIeu Grtpat.
meg lid su geben erircft, fiir'S critic
Mal orei 3rpnen bledlt. I'M @iener;
bclungsfaa miro imrner Die Stroic
Inn brei 8ronen ihIimmer.- sir
aGeritrengIte Snnebaltiurg miro 90
rantiert! 9ie Disseminating"
= - "
8cidGitstrieb.
Hif,tcr gum slngeflagten): .Sie
baben abermals bel ciuer Rauicrei
auf Dem Sansbooen einigcll Ecrioncn
Die 31b1te einaeihlagen. 8us bos
ben Sic 3u Shrer gert6eioigrng 81
iaaen?"
I~neeflagter: ,9ebGrt init 81
meiitem @eih1fte.- 9i 3abnor6t."
y - -
D Satnl.
n@iiien Sic, Serr Yroieiior, OaE
Sic cine sroBe Iebnli6feit NIT 9ta.
polcon buben?"
ga, id lpeiB. if bin idou bdrfig
init ibm nermedielt porbenl"
. - y -
TcruDs.
sd glallbe Der Mteinbofer Seppl
lit alih ifnn nerpos, BENT bel Der
lesten Iauierei bot er's gleif &c.
merit, oils linn elm Sbr ~abgeriiiel
puroe."
ScidciS.
rSie baben flint Sohter, Sert
&atb2 pile iton beirotbsfdbig2"
.Iie iiingite nod niht. Die unbe.
rem aber iitb ifon, nod, nift mebr
unb ihon mieoer 5u baben!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-12-06

MAIDEN nn6 in "a Stlinben neunto,i.
ienoied)sbunoert. llno nm ioa Dos
ieds Gage uno iefs 9tGdte 10 geben!
Ilio Die 3abl periefsfadt. Sas
mad)t, parten lie nal, 49," Scr
alte Serr re6nete angeitren9t ltnb
rief:
bunoert SdaufeIn! Iein 2iebcr,
ibr getrieb bat mid iebr intcreiliert.
8an5 beionoers jeboh bieie, Gb,
Sate! WuB elm enorm tiefer
Shaht iein, IN benz 10 piele Sd,alt.
feln Tlab baben. gltorm tief."
Scim @%aicrfal.
Siibrer: ,@enn Die Sanen iest
einen I~ugenblid ihmeigen mo6ten,
10 fonnten lie bas Hauiden oes @ai.
ierfaaes gang genan boren."
y - =
5amilicnbesiebunsen.
&arlden: ,Yapa, geb0ren Set.
tern gu Den naben Seriponbten2"
@ater: .Satppbl. mein Sobn,
wenn iie reid iinbl"
- - -
Die jnnse Sansfran.
gr: .Sie gier iino bod frii6?"
Sic: ,g9ie fannit On MIR 10 fra-
gen! Die Wali bot Tie ooh crit Dor
elmer balben Stunbe gebult."
- - -
1tebcrbeten.
o.: .gm H~riifungsiaol bes
nellen SuitiSminiiteriums lit iest Gin
Iutomat aufgeiteat. Sben itedt man
ben Heferenodr binein unb imrten-
fallt err Ourh!"
g.: .0as lit nod gar nid)ts
@ir baben in Imerifa Ilttpmaten;
menn man oa einen boIben Collar
%bineinmirft, befommt man linfs cine
fran5oiiide, refts cine engliibe Eri-
patitunoel"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-12-06

81: rgSie ieben Sic benn ous9"
o.: sd bin Die Sreppe berunt.
tcrgefallen!"
": y@ie fam 6enn oas2"
g.: oSa, ieben sic, als i6 Die
Sreppe bininterging, iaate meinc
Srau 81 mir: Sci mir ref]t Dor.
iidtig, Bruno, benin Tunteriteisen."
Sd loiie mir aber MN eininal feline
Sprihriften bon meiner Srau ma
den!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-12-06

9laubcn, Dab bieier 10 einfaltige, 10
lmgeidifte Wenih elm 8erbrefen
beeeben fann, bas 10 bel lleberle,
giing utb Haffinement pe~rlangt?!"