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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

@ tumor caused by rupture. l wrote
TO you for advice and you told me not
to get discouraged but to take Lydia
y. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
/ did take 1t and soon the lump in my
eide broke and passed away."-Mrs.
r. r. HUEY, 71s Mineral Ave-, Galena,
lians.
Lydia z. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from roots and herbs,
has proved TO be the most successful
remedy for curing the worst forms Of
female Ills, including displacements,
Inflammation. fbroid tumors, irregu-
larities, periodic pains, backache, bear
ing-down feeling, fatulency, indiges-
ton, and nervous prostration. 1t costs
but q trife to try it. and tho result
has been worth millions to many
suffering women.
fyOu want special advice write
fOrit to Mrs, Pfnkham, Lynn, Mass.
1t is free and always helpful.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06
The Barber Gets the Bulge.

"My barber put one on me this
morning." said Mr.. Gillkintower.
"'How does 1t cut?' he said to me-
referring, as BARRIERS do, to the razor
with which at that moment he was
shaving me, and said. as customers
do, sometimes on such occasions:
Splendid
Then a little later I saw the bar
Der dry that razor and put in a case
and wrap it up, and then handed il
over to me. 1t was my own razor
with which he had shaved me, which
I had left to be put in order.
couldn't growl over it, now, when
came to use it, after the praise of |,
that he had drawn from me uncon
sciously. York Sun.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06
Buy BATTLE AXE" SHOES.
Par $50 Feet Iona.

James Flanagan, pioneer saloon
man who has made a fortune In the
retail liquor trade, and who Is one
of the richest men OF his class In
Kansas City, will quit the dramshop
business On January i, 1910. .
Flanagan's saloon at the state line
Is said to contain the longest bar
in the world, measuring nearly q
hundred and fifty feet, and the ave-
rage number Of patrons has been
placed at about three thousand. A
night bartender at that place has
small opportunity to loaf on his job.
The present saloon, located In q
one-story brick building, which was
made for the purpose, was opened
about twenty years ago. The prop
erty has a width Of fifty feet, and
beside it is the Burlington Railroad
track, which marks the dividing line
between Kansas and Missouri.
Twenty-six years ago Flanagan, not
long from ireland. started in the sa-
loon business. His original location
was in a frame building adjoining
the present saloon. The prohibition
law had just some into effect in
Kansas. and Flanagan, with good
business instinct. saw that the near.
er a saloon was to the state line the
better its business possibilities would
be He decided to take no chances,
so he bought the fifty feet that
measured UP to the state line itself.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06
AXE" SHOES.
Buy "BATTLI
A Popular Floor,

Whenever the colored man who
runs the elevator in a Sixth avenue
store feels particularly frisky he an.
nounces the third floor in this fash.
ion:
Third floor-waists, dresses, alter.
atoms. and complaints, particularly
complaints"
Since a fair proportion OF the pas
sengers who get OF at that floor are
there for the purpose Of registering
complaints. they smile upon him be.
nignantly for anticipating theis
needs. New York. Times.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06
Awful Burning itch Cured in a Day,

Awful Burning itch Cured in a Day.
"Ip the middle Of the night OF
March 3Qth woke up with burning
itch In my two hands and ! felt as II
/ could pull them apart. In the morn
ing the itching had gone to my chest
and during that day 1t spread all over
my body. l was red and raw from
the top of my head to the soles OF my
feet and l was in continual agony
from the itching. l could neither lie
down nor sit up. happened to see
about Cuticura Remedies and /
thought I would give them q trial. /
took a good bath with the Cuticura
Soap and used the Cuticura Ointment.
put 1t on from my head down to my
feet and then went to bed. On the
first of April / felt like new man.
The itching was almost gone. ! con-
tinued with the Cuticura Soap and
Cuticura Ointment and during that
day the itching completely left me.
Frank Gridley, 325 East 43d Street,
New York City, Apr. 81, 1909" Gu
ticura Remedies are sold throughout
the world; Potter Drug & Chem.
Corp. Sole Props. Boston. Mass
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

virtues and values of Munyon's raw
Paw tonic and are made from the
Juice of the Paw-Paw fruit. l IN
hesitatingly recommend these pills as
being the best laxative and cathartic
ever compounded. Send us postal OF
letter, requesting a free package OF
Munyon's Celebrated Paw-Paw Laxa-
tive Pills, and We will mail same Tree
of charge MUNYON'S HOMOEO.
PATHIC HOME REMEDY CO., 63d
and jefferson SITS, Philadelphia, Pa.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06
A Package Mailed Free on Request q
MUNYON'S
PAW.PAW PILLS
The best Stomach and

ne OeSC StUIIidCu oHU
Liver Pills known ana
a positive and speedy
cure for Constipation,
Indigestion, Jaundice,
Biliousness, Sour Stom:
ach, Headache, and all
ailments arising from a
disordered stomach or
sluggish liver. They
contain in concen-
trated form all the
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

not sleep. 1t Kept
growing larger and
BY fall 1t was as
large as a hens egg.
/ could not 60 to
bed without a hot
water bottle applied
to that side. I had
one Of the best doc
tors in Kansas and
be told my husband
that l would have to
be operated on as it
was something like
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06
DIAGNOSED.

Doctors Wife, notice, dear, you
always particularly inquire what your
patients eat Does that help your
diagnosis?
The Doctor-Well, my dear, In a
way, yes. By the dinners they can
afford / know how much l can risk
sticking on the bill.-London Opin. :.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06
DELAY.

"Why did you postpone your d.
vorce proceedings"
st was absolutely necessary to do
So" replied Mrs. Flimgilt, until
could consult with my photographer.
I haven't a picture that would be
willing to see in print. Washington
Star.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

Do you feel dull; occasionally-out OF
sorts? Headaches and Dizziness? The
fault is either with your stomach or your
liver. -,
The safe, sure and easy way to get rid
cry Take an Mr. Tablet to-night-it will
sweeten the stomach and regulate the
liver, kidneys and bowels. Easy--sure to
act. Get a 25c. Box. The A. II. Lewis
Medicine Co. St Louis, Mo.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06
ONE OF THE OLD ONES.

Father" said Little Rollo. what
is that riddle the Sphinx gave out
centuries ago?"
Il don't know 1t, my son, to recog.
nize It; but I'm confident we've heard
it often In musical comedies."-
Washington Star. -
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

small of my back
and ! became so
weak / could hard
ly stand. / lost
flesh rapidly and
was becoming wor-
ried. / fortunately
d ecided to try
Doan's Kidney
Pills. / began TAX
ing them and De-
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06
EOREARNFD

with all your wealth are you not
afraid of the proletariat?" asked the
deliver in sociological problems.
mo. / amt" snapped Mrs. New
rich. I'VE boil all our drinkin' wa.
ter."-Philadelphia Record. -.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06
A CERTAINTY.

There's one thing We will have to
change IL these ladies who wish to
vote have their way" said Senator
Sorghum
What Is that?"
We'll have to quit talking about
the wisdom OF the plain people. -
Washington Star
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06
SIX PER CENT SAVINGS BANK.
And Deposition Holds First Mortgage
As Additional Security.

A novel system of banking has been
inaugurated by the Century Banking
Company, Of Jackson, Miss, WHEREBY
the bank issues a certificate OF depos-
it, and at the same time turns over
to the depositor acceptable notes Sc
cured by first Mortgage on real es-
tate which is worth double the
amount of the loan and in addition
secured by the banks own endorse
ment, made payable to him or IN
blank as he prefers. The certificates
Weld six per cent per annum, payable
semi-annually. They invite cores
pondence from parties LOOKING ioi
safe investments.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06
WORTH QUOTING

Marriage, defines the Philadelphia
!ecord, is merely a process by which
an ideal is changed into q reality.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06
MONEY IN WATER.

Bill-Here's q man says if you give
him plenty Of water he can make
money.
Jill-Is he an irrigation crank or
Wall Street man ?-Yonkers States
man.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06
DOCTOR
ADVISED
OPERATION
CuredbyLydiaE. Pinkhams
Vegetable Compound

Galena, Kans. "a year ago last
March / fell, and a few days after
there was soreness IN my right side.
In a short time q bunch came and 1t
bothered me so much at night / could
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

About the surest thing in this
world, asserts the Dallas News, is
that a good-looking girl with a lot OF
money is going to be noticed.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

The Ancient Greeks obtained in
formation concerning their diseases
and remedies in a novel way. The
patient visited an Esculapian Tenn
pie, and after offering sacrifices,
slept on the skin of an animal just
slaughtered. During the sleep, the
proper remedy was supposed to be
revealed in dream.
Nowadays, one has no trouble to
secure the advice of skillful Phys
ician. Or, if it be a little every day
ailment such as cuts, sprains, bruises,
or even an attack of collie, he procures
bottle of Mul-en-ol, feeling sure in
advance of speedy relief.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

Half the battle against real sins
would be won, predicts the Chicago
Tribune, If We would ignore the imag-
mary ones.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06
SILENT NOW.

She-You used to talk eight Ian.
guages, | remember.
Ee-Yes; before I was married.
Yonkers Gtatesman.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06
His Face Was Turning Yellow

caused by an inactive liver. He began
taking Natures Remedy, his natural color
returned, his brain cleared. His liver was
again active. Mr. tablets never fail TO
correct the liver, they remove the bile,
aid digestion and tone the system. Better
than Pills for Liver Ills.
Take one tonight and you'll feel better
in the morning. Get 25c. Box. All
Druggists. The A. II. Lewis Medicine Co.
st. Louis. Mo.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

Both the paying and the receiving
teller in the Maiden Lane Savings
Bank of New York are young women.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

Anti-big hatpin legislation Is RAM
pant in several communities, and yet
We wonder, observes the Albany Ar
gus, at the persistence Of the suf-
fragette movement.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

Perhaps sympathy is never really
lost, suggests the New York Times,
but lots Of 1t seems to be misplaced.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

fore long every symptom Of the trou-
BILE disappeared. / have had no re-
turn of it up to now"
Remember the nane-Doan's. For
sale by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
A woman believes in her husband
so as TO know that she ought to.
For Red, Itching Eyelids, Cysts
Styes, Failing Eyelashes and All Eyes
That Need Care, Try Murine Eye
Salve. Aseptic Tubes, Trial Size Csc
Ask Your Druggist or Write Murine
Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Most of mans friends are of the
long distance variety.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

Canadian housekeepers complain
because general houseworkers want
s. q month instead Of S.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06
This Will Interest Mothers.

Mother Gray Sweet Powders for Children
cure Feverishness, Headache, Bad Stomach,
Teething Disorders: Regulate the Bowes: and
hours. Pleasant to take, and harmless as milk
Never fail. AtDruggists. 25c. Sample mailee
FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted Leroy NY
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06
Buy 'BAT1ltAxt" SHOES
A TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE.

Every time we see a sponge 1t re-
minds us CT some men we know.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

Hope is a magic lantern which OF
ten shows impossible pictures.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and
inyicorate stomach, liver and bowels
Sugar coated, tiny granules, easy to take
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

Hicks Capudine is the best remedy
relieves the aching and feverishness-
cures the Cold and restores normal
conditions. It's liQuid-effects imme-
diately. l0c Csc and soc. at drug stores.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

Somehow the people you can lean
on in an emergency are never the
ones who promised you could.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

Relatives can give you a lot of
kind feelings for them by your not
having any.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06
All Tired Out.

If a man looks at his watch while
you are telling a story cut it short.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

Wives look forward to buying new
clothes and husbands to paying for
them,
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

New York is to have a salon for
poets. Let no thirsty bard get In
spired OF a hope that this is a case
of accidental misprint, cautions the
Philadelphia Ledger.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

Terry Doris' Fdinkiiler, ian ounce OF pre-
vertion' AMI 'pound Of crre." For bowe
troubles, skin wounds, colds, and other ills
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

When it comes to minding theil
own business men have women beat
en- to FRAGILE.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06
ACuE-U,ck,. CApUDINE

For HEADACHE-Hick's CAPUDINE
Whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach
or Nervous Troubles. Capudine will re-
lieve you. It's liquid-plcasant to take
acts Immediately. Try ii. 10c. 25c.
and soc at drug stores.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

What a man likes about holidays
is how glad he is to get back to bust
hess when they are over.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

Buy CATTLE AXE" SHOES.
There are some big surprises
ahead of the young man who thinks
he understands women.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06
So Weak From Kidney Trouble He
Could Hardly Stand.

John Mckay Williams, Bedford
City, Va, says: For two months
suffered from sharp pains across the
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06
DAISY FLY KILLER s s.:;: |:

Mrs. winslow's Sootk. ng Syrup for Children
teething. softens the gums reduces fnnamA-
ton aliays pain. cures wind collie &c bottle.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

In the declaration OF the New York
City game and poultry dealers that
the advance in food prices is due
solely to the natural relations of sup
ply and demand there is only one
error, AYERS the Indianapolis News.
Instead of natural" the adjective
should be unnatural"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

This country could no doubt be run
a great deal better, admits the Pitts
burg Dispatch, if it wasn't for the con-
stitutional objection an American has
to letting anyone run him.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

Pompadours are responsible for
many high brow.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

The farmers, boasts the Agricultur-
al Epitomist, cannot consistently COM
plain of hard times or unremunerative
prices. They are realizing more for
their products, and their farms are
valued higher, than at any former pc
riod within the past eighteen years.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

We might understand better some
of the abstruse problems Of life,
thinks the Trenton American, If there
were so many very clear explanations
Of them by people who know nothing
about them.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

Says the St. Louis Republic: If Can
ada has more miles of railroad per
capita OF population than We have, it
may also be remembered that she has
more acres OF unoccupied land to the
mile of railroad.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-05-06

When a bank clerk starts out to
break faro bank it is safe to predict,
declares the Btnghamton Republican,
that a bank will be busted even IL
it is not the faro one.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-09-24
UNCLE JOE PLEASED.
His Friends Controlled the Convention
at Springfield.

Springfield, Ill. Sept. 24.-"Uncle
Joe" Cannon-which is the proper ap-
pellation down here where many years
ago young lawyer Joe Cannon rode
the circuit with three law books and
the high hope of youth-attended the
Republican state convention toady and
enjoyed himself.
He saw a platform adopted meeting
his tariff ideas, heard addresses ap-
proving the work of congress and
President Taft, put his arms around
many old friends, smoked cigars and
erous applause.
The platform adopted did not men
ton him by name, but the reason did
not lie in himself. Senator Lorimer's
name was omitted as a starter and
after some elaboration, but in order
that it's absence might not be too glar-
ing it was agreed to omit the names
of Senator Cullom and the speaker.
Senator Cullom personally caused the
withdrawal of the plank complim ent-
airy to himself. Mr.. Cannon said the
insurgents were trying to put a halo
on their heads at his expense. He
continued:
''This is not a time of war, Thank
God, it is an era of peace in this coun-
try 1 recite this incident not to stir
up animoSity, but in the contest touch
ing economic policies, in the presence
of MISREPRESENTATION, in the presence
nunciation, Astounding everywhere, but
most in the uplift magazines and a
large portion of the metropolitan
press It is the time for the Republi-
can party in Illinois and all over the
country to stand up and be counted.
1 pray God to help that great party
keep the Republican faith whether we
succeed or fail. It is better to fight
and fail, standing true to correct prin-
cipIes and policies of government
which under1ie the prosperity of 49,
100000 people, than to cowardly turn
your back to the contest, flee from the
enemy. apologize and excuse
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-09-24
Rate Conference a Good Thing,
Says Dawson.
Proves the Wide Spread Inter
est in Rate Question.
READY FOR THEFIGHT.
Cooperation Makes the Problems
Less Difficult.
New Organization Is Ground
work for Rate Reform.

Asked about the result of the inter
state rate conference held in Topeka
Thursday, John Dawson, secretary of
the new permanent organization eff
fected at the conference, gave out the
following statement:
81 consider that the Governors con-
ference was great success. The pres
ence of such a large number of rep
resentatives of the official and COM
mereial bodies of the middle west
called as they were on short notice,
proves how keen and widespread is
the public interest in the rate advances
now under consideration by the In
terstate Commerce Commission 1t is
always a question of doubt as to how
much value there is to speeches. reSO-
lut1ons and agitation; but in this in
stance the proceedings were so temp
crate and the disposition to be fair to
all interests was so manifest that the
conference is bound to have a good
effect.
1.-THE proposed rates affect so great
scope of country and cover so great
an amount of the country's traffic and
commodities that the astonishing thing
is not the fact that the conference
was so generally attended, but that the
matter had proceeded so far without
such conferences having been called
heretofore.
Il
But the most effective part of the
proceedings is the permanent organi-
zation which has been effected Or
carnations of shippers there are
which concern themselves about their
local interests, and which do some
incidental good to the public in their
rate controversies; but the organiza-
ton effected last evening, will attempt
to bind these various organizations
into one federation which shall take
larger view of these rate contro-
Versles than the mere interest of
special localities. And it will be the
purpose of this federation to secure
cooperative action on the part of the
various official boards of the states
of the middle west. Heretofore the
public officers of the state of Missouri
fought their battle for lower rates
alone and sustained defeat at the
hands of the railroads. Oklahoma has
Jared little better. So, too, in Kansas,
Nebraska and other individual states
They have been cut up in detail
like scattered regiments of an army
under a poor general.
we will now see if the public can
attain larger measure of success by
cooperative action.
In every fight with the railroads in
any state many pertinent facts are
developed which would be of the high
est value to the public in the next
| fight which arises in some neighboring
state. But the important information
| seldom is at hand in such subsequent
controversy. 1t is along these lines
| that this new organization, the Traf-
! fic Federation of the Middle west.
will proceed. That there is wide
| field of usefulness for such a. feder-
| alton goes without saying and the
manag ing officers will bring zeal and
enthusiasm into this important work. -
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-09-24
TO GO UNPLEDGED.
New York City Delegates to Democrat
Convention Have No Instructions.

New York, Sept. 24.-Charles F. Muir
ply, leader of Tammany Hall, issued
statement last night following the pub
LEGATION of various rumors as to what
might be expected of the New York
delegation to the Democratic state con-
vention. He said:
Il should like to have it understood
distinctly that the delegates to the
Democratic state convention from
Manhattan and the Bronx will go to
Rochester unpledged and in favor of
no particular candidate, nor will the
delegates have a candidate of their
own. We believe the candidates for
governor should be named by the del
egates from the interior of the state,
and whoever is the choice, whether il
be Mayor Gaynor or somebody else,
will have the loyal support of this or
ganization."
Mr.. Murphy was asked what he knew
of the sentiment upstate. He said he
knew only what Chairman Dix had
told him that the sentiment seemed
strong for GaynOr.