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The Colorado statesman., 1910-12-03
She Convinced Her Husband.

A woman, carrying heavy suitcase
and big fat baby, stopped at a news
counter to-day for something to read
while getting her baby to sleep. Shs
picked up a woman's magazine and
opened it at an article headed: ut
is Vital That Every Woman Should
Retain a Perfect Figure" 1t was a
well-written article, much of this stuff
is, and she was SO influenced by its
logic that she dumped the baby on
the bench, dropped the suitcase be-
side it, and walked off with head high,
shoulders erect and abdomen drawn
in. Some minutes later meek-look-
ing man hurried in, picked up the
baby and suitcase and walked out
again. Undoubtedly, somewhere out
side he had met his wife and she had
convinced him.-Atchison Globe.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-12-03
END STOMACH TROUBLE NOW
Dyspepsia, Gas, sourness or IndIges-
tlon Go Five Minutes After Taking
Little Dlapepsln.

II your meals don't At comfortably,
or you feel bloated after eating, and
you believe 1t is the food which fills
you; If what little you eat lies like
lead on your stomach; II there is diff
fculty in breathing, eructations Of
sour, undigested food and acid, heart
burn, brash or a belching of gas, you
can make up your mind that you need
something to stop food fermentation
and cure Indigestion.
A large case of Pape's Diapepsin
costs only fifty cents at any drug
store here In town, and will convince
any stomach sufferer five minutes after
taking a single dose that Fermenta-
ton and Sour Stomach is causing the
misery of Indigestion.
No matter II you call your trouble
Catarrh of the Stomach, Dyspepsia,
Nervousness or Gastritis. or by any
other name-always remember that q
certain cure is waiting at your drug
store the moment you decide to begin
its use.
Pape's Diapepsin will regulate any
out order Stomach within five min
utes. and digest promptly. without any
fuss or discomfort, all of any kind Of
food you eat.
These large 50-oent cases contain
more than sufficient to thoroughly
cure any chronic case Of Dyspepsia,
Indigestion, Gastritis or any other
Stomach trouble.
Should you at this moment be suf-
fering from Indigestion. Gas, Sour
ness or any stomach disorder, you can
surely get relief within five minutes.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-12-03
Drunken Wasps.

Bacon-They say wasps become in
toxicated by eating decaying fruits.
the sugar of which passes into a kind
of alcohol. While in this drunken
condition the wasps do their worst
stinging.
Egbert-If an officer is then to
take one in hand, he does not want to
handle it without gloves.-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-12-03
Disturbing the Founda dations.

Bacon-I see an automobile fog sig.
nal for railroads, the invention of .
retired Dutch naval officer, explodes
cartridge behind megaphone auto
matically whenever train enters
block in which there is another train.
Egbert-Mercy / should think that
was enough to disturb the sleepers.-
Yonkers Statesman.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-12-03
Doctors More rhorouah.

A physician at dinner in Denver
sneered at certain Biblical miracles.
Lazarus" he said. was raised from
the dead-and yet I don't see any
dead folks being raised in our time"
NO" said Rev. Herbert H. Tres
ham, the Biblical scholar, with a
smile. Modern medical science has
progressed too far for that eh?"-
Washington Star.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-12-03
Has Some Rights.

Mrs. Henpeck-You. Charles. what's
that noise down there?
Mr.. Henpeck-I trust. my dear. thas
| may fall down the cellar stairs II
wish to.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-12-03
The Sarcastic Victim.

The Barber-Your hair Is coming
out on top, sir.
The Crank-Good! knew II was in
me. Now, for goodness sake. don't
talk to 1t or 1t will crawl back againl
Catholic Standard and Times.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-12-03
AS He Ljnuered.

Dearest" said Reginald, as they
stood in the darkened hallway. ITS
so hard to say good-by!"
Then don't try to say It," muir
INJURED Beryl. SAY goodnight In
stead; you don't have to use your
lips for that, you know."-Chicaso
Tribune
The Colorado statesman., 1910-12-03
Would Establish New County.

Thermopolis, Wyo.-That the next
Legislature, which will meet in Janu-
ary. will be importuned to pass an
enabling act for new county, to be
formed from the southern portion OF
Big Horn and the northern portion or
Fremont, has been made certain.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-12-03
Hunters Killed in Deer Season.

Calumet, Mich.-During the deer
hunting season, November 10th to
December 1st, there were forty-six ac-
cidents in the upper peninsula OF
Michigan, twenty fatal.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-12-03
DRINKING Water To Be Supplied.

Cheyenne, Wyo.-Relief for the peo-
ple of Cheyenne from a drinking
water famine will be provided through
connection with the Granite Springs
reservoir pipe.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-12-03
Minnesota,s Population.

Washington.-The population of the
state of Minnesota is 2,075,07S, ac-
cording to the thirteenth census. This
is an increase Of 324,S14.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-12-03
aroe Criminal Insane Ratio.

olympia, Wash.-One person in
each 23S in the state Of Washington is
insane, criminal or feeble-minded and
a charge upon the state.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-12-03
Didn't Propose to Hurry.

His Wife, just can't bear to see
you smoking, John. The doctor says
it is slow poison.
Her Husband-Well, I'm not going
to take quick poison just to please
you and the doctor.-Chicago News.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-12-03

Who is paying the cost of this very
expensive campaign against the in.
itative and referendum? And why7
Denver News.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-12-03

A quarrel merely proves that one Of
the parties to It hasn't any more sense
than the other.
The daily sentinel., 1910-06-02
LOCAL BOY BREAKS
TWO MILE RUN RECORD

Word was received in this city this
week that John Mcclure. a we'll
known young man of this city. son
of Mr.. and Mrs. Thos. p Mcclure,
who is now attending Stanford Uni
versity in recent field meet broke
the Stanford record in the two-mile
run making the distance in the ex-
cellent time of 10 minutes and 5 sec
onds.
The many friends of young Mr..
Mcclure in this city feel proud OF his
accomplishment and are happy to
hear that he is making good there.
Mr.. Mcclure has won honors IN that
famous university in his studies and
oratorical lines and is now coming
to the front in athletics. While a
student in the Grand Junction high
school he took an active interest in
athletics and was one of the best
sprinters as well as long distance
men in the school. After leaving
Grand Junction he gave up the
sprints and centered his efforts on
the longer distances. with the result
given above that he has made an en-
tire success of his trained career in
the runs.
We will now look for him to con-
tinue and smash intercollegiate rec
ords before he drops out of athletics,
The daily sentinel., 1910-06-02
ANOTHER WARRANT
FOR GOLDSBOROUGH

Before he could be rearrested on a
charge of carrying concealed weap-
ons, Harvey Goldsborough, the man
who was acquitted yesterday on a
charge of attempting to kill Officer
w. c. Hermann. succeeded in getting
out of town and has eluded the Of
ficers. AS soon as Chief of Police
Welsh heard yesterday that he had
been acquitted of the charte he at
once swore out second warrant
charging Goldsborough with carrying
concealed weapons but before he
could serve II his bird has flown.
Goldsborough is at present out on
bond for alleged bootlegging in the
city and there is some concern felt
now by his bondsmen, so 1t is report
ed, that he will not appear for trial
this fall on the previous charge.
Chief of Police Welsh did not state
as to whether or not the last warrant
would be served should he reappear.
The daily sentinel., 1910-06-02
H|GHGRADERS OPEN SERIES
WITH SMUDGERS SATURDAY

The dates for the Cripple Creek
series have been changed inasmuch s
they have been advanced one day
The first game will be played the
coming Saturday and the last one
Monday of next week.
Reports which come from Cripple
Creek state that they are primed and
laying for the Smudgers. We hope
they are for we are tired of beating
everything which comes along the
line, every game. If they can beat
the Smudgers with the stick work
which they have been doing the game
Will be well worth the price OF ad-
mission and there will not be many
fans who will "holler."
Cripple Creek is undoubtedly one
of the fastest teams in the state and
so far have beaten every team they
have played, except the locals. They
defeated Trinidad, the Denver Hof-
braus, Greeley. La Junta, Colorado
Springs and in fact no team opposing
them with the exception of Grand
Junction has been able to show up
even strong. However. Grand juno
ton defeated them two running
games and that is what is going to
make the series here good. They
Immediately discharged four of their
players and are now out for blood 1t
Is hardly to be expected that Grand
junction can keep up the winning
streak which they have had so far
but even If we only get one of the
games out of the three we will still
have one the better on the High
Graders; but if we lose all three, and
the writer does not believe that is a
| possibility, 1t will mean that Grand
Junction will have to schedule a third
series to win the state championship.
If Cripple Creek does not beat the
Smudgers in the coming series there
Is little probability of their being
beaten more than small percentage
OF the games played this year.
Even the local fans. hovever
| would appreciate, for a game or two.
the pitching of some slabster who
'ould hold the hitters of the Smudp-
ers down to normal and manage in
some way or other to slip over the
| winning score
However there is plenty of time 10
| worry about that because Jimmy
Moorehead and his bunch are lust ms
confident as ever that they will win
tue coming series and if the bows are
confident, we are willing to take ouI
ehances on the Smudgers every time
The daily sentinel., 1910-06-02
FRENCH PREMIER RANKS
AS FRANCES STRONG MAN
ESPECIAL to The Sentinel. !

Paris, June 2-M Brands tri-
umph at the polls has given work to
the biographers and the appraisers of
political regulations. The premier
appears to them in a totally different
light than was the case in the days
when he was simply a minister
There - = general consensus of
opinion t..aJ ne is proving himself
the strong man OF France-that he
occupies the place which NJ. Clemen-
ceau filled in the popular imagina-
ton.
Power has bad terrifying effect
on NJ. BRAND. lie is a changed man.
lie appears to live for his office
alone, his main ambition being TO dis
charge the duties OF his position sat
isfacterily
1t has been remarked that since he
became Premier, NJ. BRAND has sew
cred himself to some extent from
social life. II is all work with him
now. He goes to bed early, and is at
work by eight O'Clock in the morning,
reading reports and attending to dis
patches which arrive during the
night. He takes care to read all the
newspaper articles concerning his
government. His callers are many,
and he has tactful way of dealing
with them. Few leave the premier's
presence discontented. He takes both
luncheon and dinner in restaurant,
and rarely goes to the theater, pre-
ferring to spend an hour after the
evening meal in discussing the events
| of the day with a few intimate
friends. Before retiring for the
night he dips into the classics. 1t is
classical rather than modern works
which appeal to him now
BRAND has won reputation as
one of the finest orators of his time
He is certainly the best extempore
speaker in the chamber. He never
on any occasion prepares speech.
The discovery was made at the re-
cent elections that there was COM
mune in the Montbeliard constituency
with only one voter. 1t is called
Blanchefontaine. and is composed of
three farms. The single voter re-
corded his vote on the twenty-fourth
| of last month. He had an urn to him
self. AS he was the only voter, when
it came time to examining the urn it
was. of course, seen for whom he had
voted.
The daily sentinel., 1910-06-02
salt Lake Stages Bout.

Salt Lake. June Tomorrow
night the Salt Lake Athletic club
presents its first boxing card at the
Auditorium, where one of the best
arenas in the west has been built
With Peter Sullivan on for ten
round bout with Kid Rose of Colo
rado, there is plenty in the way of a
headliner. Sullivan will go in to
show that he is again in his old-time
shape, and the fans are promised his
former top-notch class. That he will
need II against Rose is admitted, as
the Colorado boy is showing up fine
in training
The daily sentinel., 1910-06-02
Arrange For Big Fourth.

Fort Morgan, Colo. June 2.-The
ommittee appointed at recent meet
ing of the chamber of commerce to
arrange Fourth of July program
met last night and planned a monster
celebration. There will be a program,
street parade and in the afternoon
baseball games and races. Prizes are
offered for all events. In the evening
there will be fireworks displayed to
close the celebration.
The daily sentinel., 1910-06-02

ting at the 800 mark while Moore
head heads the list by rapping the
horsehide at a .iG7 clip. Such hit
ting will win games for any team
and those going up against the peach
city lads will have TO go some to win
over Glenwood Avalanche
The daily sentinel., 1910-06-02
Guess He Don't Like jeff.

The editor of the Emporia Gazette
has expressed himself to the effect
that he hopes that Mr.. johnson will
make soup meat of Mr.. Jeffries The
people, are tired of Jeffries, of Jeffer-
sonian simplicity, of jefferson Davis.
and of everything that starts with
Jeff"
The daily sentinel., 1910-06-02

The authorities place the cause
md justly. to a great deal Of typho'd
fever to poor refrigeration. but the
white Frost" all metal refrieersto,
's absolutely the most sanitary refrIe-
orator made. Call and see them ~
Bannister Bros & Silcox.
The daily sentinel., 1910-06-02
Wolsast Cancels Bout.

Milwaukee. Wis, June 2.-Ad
Wolgast, champion lightweight pug
Hist, yesterday called off his ten
round bout with Jack Redmond
scheduled for Milwaukee June 10,
claiming his hands are in bad shape.
The bout probably will be held June
"a
The daily sentinel., 1910-06-02
ATTENTION. REBEKAHs.

Members of Rebekahs are request.
ed to meet at the hall Friday a. M, at
9 O'Clock sharp. to attend the funeral
of Sister Katie Smith Karns
MAMMA r. JAYNES.
Noble Grand.
ANNA c. THISTLE
Secretary.
The daily sentinel., 1910-06-02

Pretty feet are sometimes clumsy
-lad. Properly fitted by Mcconnell
e loves selected stock will improve
hem.
The daily sentinel., 1910-06-02

Good horses. best OF rigs. courteous
treatment, for all patrons of Barton
q Terrill, the livery and transfer
men.
The daily sentinel., 1910-06-02

Big reduction on iron beds this
week. to make room for our new cars
of stuff. Bannister Bros. & Silcox.
The daily sentinel., 1910-06-02

"If it's anything in building ma
erial. we've got it."-Independen,
lumber Company.
The daily sentinel., 1910-06-02

Let US furnish an estimate on yow
requirements, and well sell you the
bill.-Independent Lumber Company
The daily sentinel., 1910-06-02

If the other iener hasn't got 1t see
Fred Mantey.
The daily sentinel., 1910-06-02

The City Sanitation Co. will remove
your garbage. All kinds of scavenger
work done. ONCE 5l4 Main. Phone
Junction 81.
The daily sentinel., 1910-06-02

fool the sun and save you money
on your awnings. Phone me. j. II.
Lane.
The daily sentinel., 1910-06-02

1t is hoped that all records for at.
tendance will be broken at the Grip
pie Greek series.
The daily sentinel., 1910-06-02
smudgers Hitting Some.

Grand Junction has nine men bat
ting 300 or better. Honska Is hit
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-12

fnittce FOR an investigation, asking
that a proper award be made, and
that IL tho winner couTd not be. de-
termined. that new. primary be held.
Holland Lends Conservatives.
state Senator Holland pleaded for
conservatism, and said that though
charges had been made they are un-
proved.
a somewhat drastic paper presented
by former Delegate Robert w With
ers never received vote.
DR.. Fl. w. Campbell was In FAVOR OF
requesting the resignation Of the ma
jority of the District Committee.
Doesn't 1t make your blood boil Tor
your vote, to be tempered with?, ne
en- like sheep or cattle? I had rather
be q dog and bay the moon do not
propose to submit. shall not submit.
a committee composed of Colonel *.
y. Brewer. Jr, w. j Kendrick and u.
u. b. Holiday was a",ointed to con
vey the resolutions to the state Cen
Vigorous Action In Frnnklin.
Forty persons attended the Franklin
meeting, which adopted resolution
offered by former Delegate John G..
Parker, who presided.
The resolution denounces the con-
duct of the primary and intimates that
primary unless the probe is applied by
the State Central Committee
Delegate James r.. Jordan presided
over the Smithheld maeting, which
asked for full. free and fair investi-
cation by the State Committee. The
chairman, Commemorative Attorney
Parke p. Deans and County Clerk a.
the resolutions before the State Com
mfttee
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-12
for 5ale.

SALE, 50c on 500. REAL IMPORTED
Japanese and China goods; going put
OF business JAPANESE BAZAAR,
200 North Fifth Street. RichmonG.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-12
1ndorsc OFT for Congress.
Especial to The Times Dispatch.

Especial to The Ilmes-DlSpatch.
Harrisonburg. Va. September IL
The Rockingham County Republican
Convention met in Harrisonburg Sat
urday afternoon to select delegates for
the Seventh Congressional District
Convention which meets in Charlottes-
Vile Wednesday. to nominate candi-
date for Congress to run against Hon
James Hay, the incumbent and Demo
cratic nominee.
The names of John Paul and L. Du-
laney OFT, two young Harrisonburg Re
publicans. were before the convention
BY a vote of So to 81 the convention
indorsed OFT for the nomination. the
vote being victory for the Acker-
Keezel, or organization faction,
The INSTRUMENTATION forces held a
second convention later in the after
noon and elected contestlng delegates
for the Charlottesville convention. In
dorsing Paul for the nomination,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-12
SUFFOLK ACTION
NOT SO DRASTIC.
Resolution Respectfully Re
quests" Investigation OF
Primary.
snecial TO The Times-Dlspatch.

Special 10 1Ile SEii.
Suffolk VA September 11.--Nass-
meetings of protest against the action
OF the Democratic District Committee
In awarding the certificates, Of Demo-
cratic congressional nomination to WILL
liam A. Young without Investigating
REPRESENTATIVE Maynard We're held yes
terday in SUFFOLK. Franklin and Smith
field. The Suffolk meeting did not pros
duce the degree of enthusiasm that
was anticipated by the radicals though
there was unanlm,ous, sentiment n fs g.
persons who attended the meeting. only
twenty voiced any expression by
their votes. 81
The politicians We're divided as to
the temper of resolutions needed, and
three We're introduced. Counsel Of con
seryatism prevailed, and the least dras-
FL FL resolution was adopted IS to IL.
There were bitter expressions OF abuse
for the District Committee and de-.
mands upon the State Committee. but
the resolution accented Is mild, and
rennastS" the Stata f:A...-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-12
nIcHMoNDERs FINED.
Mt. Crawford Officer Holds Stop Watch
on Automobile Party.

Especial to The Times-D ispatch.l
lHarrisonburg, Va, September IL
Sergeant Lego's far-famed stopwatch
is on the job again, An auto party OF
Riohmonders and Ashlanders was halt
ed in Harrisonburg Friday by a
telephone message from the relentless
Lago, saying that the autoists had ex-
ceeded the Mt. Crawford speed limit.
A compromise was made over the
phone, the offending speeders leaving
a fine OF $40 and costs, or total OF
$3.50 with the Harrlsonburg officer,
In the party were Weldon Blanton and
q Mr.. Rloe.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-12
Harn,nn-Fudge.

Especial to The Tlmes-Dispatch,1
Harrisonburg, Va, September IL
DR.. John S. Hartman, formerly Of Wey-
.er's Gave, now druggist at Coving-
ton, and Miss Lottie Kyle Fudge, also
OF Covington, We're married. Thursday,
Rev. T.. II. Paul oflclating,i They are
now on an automobile wedding trip
Though the Vallav Of Virginia.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-12
ReaI estate 1Manten.

WANTED, TO BUY A SIX OR SEVEN
room house on Clay Street: west OF
Adams: house to be brick or frame
and without basement. Address Il.
A. sCEPHAS, Agent, COZ North Sec
ond. Phone Monroe 5s8.
" ANTED, SEVERAL MODERN
houses to rent to better class OF
colored people. The demand Is
greater than the supply. VIII select
tenants who will take good care OF
property Address b. A. CEPHAS,
agent, 6o2 North Second Street
Phone Monroe $50.
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Reettnqs.

n. A STATED COMMUNICATION
" of Fraternal Lodge, No. 53, ~. +.
and A. NJ, will be held at the
tember -, at 1870 O'clock. Work KIN in
the Master Mason's degree. Members
of sister lodges and transient brethren
are fraternally invited to unite with
US.
BY order of the Worshipful Master.
WM REINHElMER,
Secretary.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-12
BY ]. D. Carneal s. Son.
Real Estate Auctioneers.
TRUSTEES AUCTION SALE
OF
FRAME DWELLING. 81
No. 1914 North Twenty
Second Street
(Fairmount).

BY virtue of certain deed of trust
dated January is. 1908, recorded in
Richmond Chancery Court clerks of.
fee. in D. b. ls6-B, page Isl, default
a portion OF the debt. secured thereby,
and having been required by the bene-
incary therein so to do. and In pur.a
suance OF an order OF the United Stata1
District Court for the Eastern District
of Virginia, In the matter OF Larne!
s. Hutchinson Co., bankrupts, dated
July II, 1910, Will. on
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18TH. 1910.
at o'clock r. NJ,
on the premises. proceed to sell at
public auction the property conveyed
therein. VIZ: All that lot Of land.
with the frame dwelling and al! other
in that part OF the city of Richmond.
Va, known as Fa1rmount and d0-t
scrlbed as follows:
Commencing at a point on the vest.
ern line OF Twenty-second Street la1
western line of Twenty-second Stres<
with the southern line of v Street.,
fronting an the western line OF TWEEN.
ty-second Street forty feet. and rum
ming back l25 feet to an alley IN
common II feet wide.
This Is an excellent homo or first.
GLASS investment, as property IN this
vicinity Is very much In demand. ne
house has five rooms and splendid
stable In the yard
a credit of one and two years. title to
the property to be retained until tbs
purchase money ,is,paid anf q. convoy
anca ordered by the court, or q deed
secure the deferred payments OF tn
j. D. CARNEAI.
3S Trustee. IA
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Zeal gstare for Kent.

--~-~>~-~--~-s>7
SEVEN ROOM HOUSE; LARGE LOT;
IDEAL site for poultry yard; In Ash
land. OWNER, 70s North Twenty
seventh Street. Phone Madison 4l29.
HOUSE NICELY FURNISHED FOR
boarders; owner and several others
will board with tenant. Address Z.
10, care TimesD Dispatch.
"CLOVER s..-COMFoRTABLE
country resort: open all year; his
toric and picturesque Albemarle;
mountain air: ideal country HE;
swimming pool, tennis, fox hunting,
saddle horses and vehicles; country
homes sale or rent; circulars: city
references. FRANK RANDOLPH,
Keswick, Va.
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