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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-04-15
lioaxinu the Latinists.

Perhaps one of the best OF the nu.
merous class of sham Latin inscrip-
tons was that which appeared some
time ago in a Dublin paper 1t was in
antique Latin as follows:
sabylle haeres ago. fortibus es in arc.
Mobile Thisbe forte trux. Sc vaticinem-
pes an dux-
This purported to have been found
near the site of a church dedicated to
"the saint known to the old chron-
iclers as UBcatus Ambulanus.'
The Latin" Inscription was in reali.
ty an absurd rhyme:
say. Billy, here's go!
Forty buses in row.
No, Billy; this be forty trucks.
See vot Is in 'em-peas and ducks.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-04-15
The Call OF The Blood

for publication, finds voice lin
pimples, boils, sallow complexion,
a jaundiced look, moth patches and
blotches on the skin, all signs Of
liver trouble But DR.. Kings New
Life Pills make rich red blood; give
clear skin, rosy cheeks, fine com
plexion, health Try them. 25c
at Eli T. Reynolds
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-04-15
CHEERFULNESS.
A Great Asset In Business as Well a.

A Great Asset In Business as Well a.
In Society.
Cheerfulness will attract more Gus
toners, sell more goods, do more Dust
ness with less wear and tear than al
most any other quality. says Orison
SWEET Marden in Success Magazine.
Optimism Is the greatest business get
ter, biggest trader, the greatest achiev-
er in the world Pessimism has never
done anything but tear down and de-
stroy what optimism has built up.
In the business Office. as In society
everywhere. the favorite is always the
cheerful person. Good natured, cheer
full people do not waste their vital en-
ergy as rapidly as the grumbler or the
too sober, too sad people. They work
with much less friction.
Good cheer is great lubricant. 1t
oils all of Iife's machinery. There is
no other life habit which can give
such prolific return in happiness and
satisfaction as that of being cheerful
under all circumstances. If the reso-
luton to cultivate cheerfulness is
strongly made at the very outset it
will not be difficult to form the cheer
full habit. and 1t will be the best pro-
lection against suffering and disap-
pointment.
Cheerfulness is also great pro-
Queer. 1t adds wonderfully to ones
active ability and increases mental
and physical power. 1t makes hosts Of
friends and helps us to be Interesting
and agreeable.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-04-15

One of Asheville, N. c.. most success.
full Physicians invented Rydale's Cough
Elixir and used it in the treatment of
chronic throat and lung diseases with
remarkable success This wonderful
remedy will relieve, the most stubborn
cough in short while and soon stop it
altogether. The prescription can be re-
lied on 10 all throat and lung affections.
1t is the best treatment for chronic lung
trouble ever discovered aud no one so
afflicted should failto use il. Trial size
use: Larger size soc. Eli T. Reynolds
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-04-15
Worse Than Bullets.

Bullets have often caused less
suffering to soldiers than the eczema
L. W. Hartman, Burlington, Me-,
got in the army, and suffered with,
40 years 'But Bncklen's Agnica
Salve cured me when all else
failed" he writes. Greatest healer
for Sores, Ulcers, Boils, Burns,
Cuts, Wounds, Bruises and Piles.
25c at Eli T. Reynolds.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-04-15
As One Grows Old

the bowels become less active and gen.
tie stimulant is necessary occasionally
to insure regularity. which is essential il
good health is maintained. Rydale's
Liver Tablets are the best for old people
who suffer from constipation. They
gently stimulate and tone the Liver. In
testines aud Bowels and establish a
healthy. regular habit. We guarantee
Rydale's Liver Tablets to cure the most
stubborn case of chronic constipation.
Eli T. Reynolds.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-04-15
Enlightenment.

"Father." remarked Johnny after
deep thought, suppose should knock
this jug of the table and catch it, then
! wouldn't catch it, would To-
.'N-no. | suppose not" his father
slowly said.
But" continued Johnny, still toying
with the jug. IF should knock it off
and not catch it. then would catch it.
wouldn't IT,
Eyes. you wouldy' his father grimly
returned. this time with quick deci-
sion.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-04-15
pamaseus Of Man Ieua Vis,n.

The view of Damas 4us from the
mountain where Mohammed made his
great remuneration is one OF the mar
Vicious, views Of the world. Again and
again deserted the mosques. the ba-
zaars, the marble baths. the courts Of
the fountains. the shadowy khans and
the gardens by the streams for that
bare height on which Abraham is said
to have had the unity Of God revealed
to .him.-Robert Kitchens in Century.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-04-15
Life's Turning Points.

The climacteric years are certain
years in mans life that were long
believed to be of peculiar significance
to him as turning points in his health
and fortune. These are the mystic
number Z and its multiples, with odd
numbers. 81. IS. 40 and 63. The most
important Of all was the >sixty-third
year. which was considered fatal to
most men.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-04-15
ORPHANS COURT

The Stated Meetings Of the Orphans
Court of Cecil county will be held on th'
second Tuesday ofevery month. Executors
Administrators and Guardians, wanting
their accounts stated, will please bring in
their vouchers few days before Court.
Test: THOS. B. MILLER. Register.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-04-15
ManteIs, -Doors-smaII Rooms.

May be quickly painted by any one
with small can OF our Domestic Paints
in all colors put up in open mouth cans,
will make door. or a mautel or any
small interior work look as bright as
when first painted Get it from: Joseph
S. Pogue. Sons & Co., Rising Sun.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-04-15

"Hello. Barkerp' said Smitlxin. meet
ing his friend on the street. "How
goes it?"
'All right. guess" said Barker.
"Seen Bobbie Sponger lately?"
Eyes: Bobbie is. down at my place
at Westhampton now. invited him
down for the week end
why, l thought that was three
weeks ago!'
1T was" said Barkee, but. you
know. Bobb'e is an exTgTt at making
both ends meet."-HaTpsr's Weekly.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-04-15
Not ENOUGH to Go Around.

what are you laughing at. dear"
asked a fond mother of little four
year-old miss who seemed to be great
ly amused.
"Oh, at something funny that hap
pened," was the reply. but it's no use
to tell you. because it isn't funny
enough for both of us to laugh atp-
Chicago News.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-04-15
Wanted Proof.

Nephew Ito the returning aunt)-
And did you think .of me when you
We're away? Aunt-C Certainly. Neph-
ew-Then open your trunk and let me
see it.-Fliegende Batter.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-04-15
Staggering.

\ Suffragette What is a party with
out women? Mere Man (fiippantly)-
A stag party. Suffragette = Exactly.
And what. sir, would this nation be
without women butstagnation Chris
tian Register
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-04-15

BY THE ORPHANS, COURT ron oEon couNTx,l
January /. 1904
ORDERED, That all Administrators, Elk.
ecu,ors and Guardians that have not stated
an account within year. come forward and
do the same. or show cause to the contrary
or tn ~ will he cited mp.
Test. rHOS. p. MILLER. Register
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-04-15
The Chief Requirement.

my boy seems to be the champion
Of the block"
"Good fighter. eh?"
"Oh. no: merely good judge OF
whom to mix it up with. Washing
ton Star.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-04-15

An aspiration is Joy forever. a pos.
session as solid as landed estate.
Robert Louis Stevenson.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-04-15

why. Gladys. you are spelling your
dolly"
mo, mamma; am painting its
cheeks with the same color that you
use."-Judge.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-04-15
signed in the place Of Jenny Cars wife,

Signed in the place of Jenny Cars wife,
his Mark x
Bryan and Geraghty's Mark x
You may say III. so your honour Sir
Mark send me this Eleven Hundred bv
Bryan himself, who and prays for VOW
success always in Trim. SO no more a.
present.
The hotel keeper must have got
weary as he neared the end of his
long bill, for his account becomes as
wabbly as some Of his guests must
have been when the crash of glass
and DELPHI accompanied their deep po-
tation of raw whisky and punch.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-04-15
SIR MARKS HOTEL BILL.
Relic. Of an Early Nineteenth Century
Election In Ireland.

Relic Of am Early Nineteenth Century
Election In ireland.
During the time of contested cleo.
ton in Meath, Ireland, in the early
part Of the last century, Sir Mark
Somerville sent orders to the proprie-
tor Of the hotel in Trim to board and
lodge all that should vote for him,
for which he received the following
bill, which he got framed, and it still
hangs in Somerville House, County
Meath:
April 18th. 1896
MY BILL
g s. a.
To tenting sixteen freeholders
above stairs for Sir Mark, at
3s Sd a head, is to me ............ 3 IL 0
To eating sixteen more below
stairs, and two more after sup
per, Is to me ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. is 8
To eighteen horses and five mules
about my yard all night at 13s
every one OF them, and for q
man which was lost on the head
of watching them all night, Is to
me ACKNOWLEDGEMENT.
To six beds in one room, and four
in another, at two guineas every
bed, and not more than four in
any bed at any time, cheap
enough, God knows, Is to me.... % Is 0
For breakfast on tay in the morn
ing, for every one of them, and
as many more as they brought
in, as near as can guess. is to
me ......................... A II 0
To raw whisky and punch, with
out talking of pipes and tobac-
CO, as well as for breaking pot
above stairs and other glasses
and DELPHI for the first day and
night, I am not very sure, but
for the three days and half of
the election as little as can
call it, and to be very exact. it
is In all or whereabouts as near
as I can guesg, and not to be
too particular, is to me at least. rs Is 8
For shaving and cropping OF the
heads of forth-nine freeholders
for Sir Mark at 13d for every
head of them by my brother,
who has vote, is to me ........ 2 10 /
For WON'T and nurse for poor
Tom Herman, in the middle of
the night. when he was not ex-
pected, Is TO ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
ten hogs, don't talk of the piper
for keeping him sober as long
as he was sober, 10 to me........
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-17
Engineers Are
Kicking Against
Promoters Deal
Protest Made that Combination Gutter
and Curb is Made to Sell, but Not
for Use on Streets.

Promoters working for paving contractors
are cultivating some trouble for themselves
unless they give more care to the eternal
fitness OF things
The city engineers office has consider
able fault TO find with the promoters when
they have combination curb and gutter
specified for streets on which brick pave
ment is to be laid. The kick made by the
engineers is that. while the combination
curb and gutter is all right where asphalt
Is TO be laid down, II Is all wrong whore
brick is to be laid. The gutter and the
brick do not match up properly where
they Join and the engineers men insist that
the result will be bad
Two or three instances are now in hand
where this mistake has been made and the
city engineers office will endeavor TO
have correction made before the con-
tracts are finally entered into for the
streets where the combination curb and
gutter has been promoted to go with a
brick pavement
No one in authority will talk about the
matter for publication, but some men
about the city hall intimate that the pro-
moters probably get more money out of
the combination curb and gutter than they
do out OF any other kind Of curbng.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-17

miles southwest OF Bull. The lands In this
tract may be purchased wor 30 cents an acre
in forty eighty and 100 or $50 acre tracts.
The price OF water right Is $40 per acre,
payable 10 per cent each year for ten years.
Some Of the most beautiful scenery in the
find every opportunity to live and prosper
clad mountains seen in three directions.
The rivers abound in trout and are pos
sessed OF most attractive spots
The town itself holds forth exceptional
advantages for education and the general
culture OF It's inhabitants. There is a good
moral atmosphere. II has kindly. broad
minded western spirit, for which the vest
ern people are famous The settler here will
world lies In the Bull district, with snow
In a growing community For additional
Information address Secretary, Bull Com
mercial club, Buhl. Idaho.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-17
BULL LOOKS MIGHTY GOOD
New Idaho Town Looms Big on Map
Just Now.
ITS ORCHARD LAND is RICH
Vast Area Around ~ Just BeginnInE
90 Yield the Wonderful wealth
that Is waiting on In
dustry.

With vast acres Of delta land stretching
round II, and with all the convenience
that science has produced giving comfort
and facility to handle its resources within
Il, Buhl, Idaho is one Of the towns that are
fissipating a misconception. With towns
like Bull standing as concrete contradic-
tlons Of the romantic reports picturing
the wild and woolly" west the business
men OF the east are fast learning that the
west holds forth opportunity in a civilized
guise.
1t is becoming recognized as a matter OF
fact that Idaho towns are more up-to-date
than eastern towns Of a like size. In Idaho
everything Is new and modern, and Of the
latest and most approved type fitting
representative Of these towns is Buhl.
There are five churches in the town Of
Buhl. a modern graded school system, daily
mail and complete postal facilities pas
sengers and express service, and the news
OF the world brought to the doors Of the
inhabitants by daily paper. Buhl has a
water system for both domestic and bust
ness service that affords complete fire
protection.
Ample markets In the town contain
everything necessary to the dwellers, at
reasonable prices. A rural mail delivery is
being established, and before the present
year is ended 1t is expected a trolley line
will be in operation. There are electric
lights and telephones In Bull The eyes Of
an eastern man are opened in amazement
when he comes upon the country surround
ing Bull in his investigation Here he
finds farming on a scale and under methods
no never dreamed Of before. The farmer in
this section does not depend upon rains for
his crops, neither does he fear that floods
viii destroy his products.
A long growing season and water ap-
piled at just the right time conspire to
cause plants and trees to grow in remark
able fashion. The plant life is not affected
by insects, worms and other pests, as is
the case in other climates
An example Of what Is developed in the
Buhl country was shown when a merchant
Of the town offered a five-dollar hat for the
largest potato grown in that vicinity The
winning potato weighed eight pounds and
ten ounces, and another one submitted
weighed seven pounds and nine ounces
The Hon. f. II. Grubb Of Colorado an
authority on potato culture, said recently,
Il would not be afraid to undertake to pay
for any piece of land l have seen In this
section with the crop of potatoes / could
raise on It,"
A considerable part Of the possibility in
the Buhl section was created by the great
Irrigation ditch which was built through
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-17

Twin Falls is the Wonder
City Of this Continent. Six years
ago it was a sage brush plain.
Chicago capitalists who knew
THAT ANY SOIL THAT WILL
GROW SAGE BRUSH WILL
GROW ANYTHING, came here
and developed not only the city.
but ALL OF THE SURROUND,
ING COUNTRY. Today Twin
Falls is a city OF SIX THOU
SAND POPULATION. AS this
advertisement Is being written
the sound of an electric drill
at work on the construction OF a
steel frame and granite bank
building, comes through the wip-
dow, Twin Fails provides A SURE
CASH MARKET FOR EVERY
THING YOU RAISE
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-17
Irish Ready
for an Election
at Any Time
War Chest is Well Filled and Nation
slist Party is United as it Has
Never Been.
BY THOMAS EMMETT.

DUBLIN, April 16.-(SpeciaI Dispatch to
The Bee)--Even IL the next general cleo
ton should be held as early as May, the
nationalists will be ready for It. AS soon
as the results of the last general election
became known the nationalist leaders were
convinced that another battle would have
to be fought before the way could be
cleared for home rule. They began to pre-
pare for It at once. The war chest has
been steadily filling, and II is now certain
that the legitimate expenses Of the next
general election can be met. AS soon as
the situation clears up sufficiently to show
when the next battle will be fought, an
appeal viii be made to America for funds
and assurances have been received they
will be Forthcoming.
Redmond's position has been greatly
strengthened by the recent course of events
and it is probable In the next Parliament
the O'BTien faction will not have more
than half the strength it now has.
Breach of Promise Suit.
The daughter of a woman who claims to
have been the housekeeper Of the late
President Garfield has just won a suit for
breach of promise in Cork. She is Johanna
Callaghau, KnOckhane, Kilmichael and she
sued James ]. Buckley, who resides at
Ballyhonoen, near Blarney. Buckley had
also lived in America, but returned to Ire
land some time ago with 5000 He bought
a farm and paid court to Miss Callaghsn.
She consented to marry him. but his af-
fection cooled and the suit resulted. He
was mulcted in the sum Of $500 for trifiing
with the young womans affections.
Sir Horace PIunkett.
Sir Horace Piunkett, who is endeavoring
to establish national trade mark for
Irish butter comes OF a family the menl-
bers Of which have for the last seven cen
turies played ne small part in the history
Of Ireland
After leaving oxford. he took TO cattle
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-17

tracts are in five-acre lots and
will be set with the most fam
GUS varieties of commercial ap-
pies; varieties which are known
to be the best keepers, the sur
est yielders and best revenue
getters in the world. We offer
these orchard tracts for the low
price of $l210 on easy terms as
follows; Cash 500 on receipt of
contract and balance in monthly
payments of $3.50 for one, two.
three, four and five years, and
$40 payments the sixth year
without interest. We care for and
receive all income off of said
Orchard for a period Of five years,
or until turned over to purchaser.
and give the purchaser the option
to take over his tract on the
sixth year. We further agree
that upon receipt OF contract and
first payment Of St00 to place a
Good and sufficient warranty deed
with abstract in escrow In the
Bank Of HoIlist0r, Hoilister,
Idaho, 10 be turned over to pur-
chaser when payments have been
completed
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-17
YOU WANT MORE MONEY
MAKE $1,000 PER YEAR IN SOUTHERN IDAHO

IDAHO has this advantage:
1t is but thirty-one hours dis
tant from Omaha; not any more
than that from the rapidly
growing and high price, CASH
markets Of the Pacific Coast.
THE ENTIRE STATE is filled
with mining camps; PRODUCT
I'VE, and these provide a sure
and never falling market of
quick, cash demand. The Wyom-
ing coal fields; the Montana
copper and GOLD MINES lie
almost at our door. Centrally
located in the midst of all this
tnsistent demand; the Idaho
farmer has EXTRAORDINARY
YIELD; NO FREIGHT OVER IN
TEHMINABLE LONG DISTAN-
CES; allowing the railroads TO Ret
All the profits, THE MARKETS
LIE CLOSE AT HAND, many OF
them within driving distance OF
YOUR FARM. You MUST know
about Idaho; you MUST ask us.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-17

easily reached. Transportation
Is cheap and close at hand. The
Snake river provides water suf-
ficient for a hundred thousand
acres; for A HUNDRED
THOUSAND PROJECTS LIKE
OURS. The price is named low
that we may dispose Of it
quickly. THERE is ROOM FOR
ONLY THIRTY-TWO BUYERS
ON THIS PROJECT. AND you
can buy 1t FOR ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS CASH and take six
years TO pay the balanos. 1t
takes ONLY 500 to secure one Of
these tracts; you can take six
years TO pay the balance. In the
we take care of II; look
after the trees; pruhe them and
turn over TO you, a BEARING
ORCHARD WHICH WILL NET
YOU FROM 100000 TO. $4,000. 90
CASH EVERY YEAR OFF YOUR
LIFE ~ LONG AS YOU LIVE
We haYN used every dollar we
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-17
A RiaInr stntrnmnn.

The honorable member from the 'Steenth
denly sprang ~ his feet again.
Mr.. Ohalrmaa,' he exclaimed. in ringing
tones, Il rise to a question OF personal
privlleger'
The chair recognizes the gentleman"
nave right to demand sir" roared
the honorable member the name of the
pin in my chair!'-Chicago Tribune
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-17

Not any man can tell about
Idaho in an advertisement. We
have a G64 page booklet that
tells all about Idaho. 1t is the
most beautiful booklet ever
printed by anybody, anywhere.
SIXTY-FOUR PA ES OF
b E TIFUL PICTURES
LARGE PRINT, in a cover that
would sell for half a dollar at
any art store. WE SEND 1T
FREE. ASK.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-17
DON'T TURN. AWAY
IDAHO

on" Awrtr of
is more than tha;
lon tOyeAo Don't
Sunny Southern
GANG
oil Bull Its FREE
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-17

Our lands lie seventeen miles
from Twin Falls; three miles
from the new town OF Hollister,
and within three miles of the
Nevada Southern Railway, con-
Meeting with the main line OF
the Union Pacific Railway and
the Western Pacific Railway at
Wells Nevada, and with the
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-17

This much we guarantee
II you put up 500 and pur-
chase one of these five-acre
tracts; or two hundred and pur-
chase one Of these ten-acre
tracts, and there is a single mis-
representation, TOU & CT
YOUR MONEY BACK FROM
THE BANK OF HOLLISTER,
at Holllster, Idaho, and WE
PAY YOUR EXPENSES FROM
YOUR HOME TO TWIN FALLS
AND BACK. This means. in plain
English, JUST WHAT TT SAYS
Send for our booklet; that tells
ALL Send right now. TODAY.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-17

ranching In western America. where he
spent ten years and acquired that knowl.
edge Of practical farming which has since
stood him IN such good stead He stm
POSSESSES large property in the west
Wfich he never falls to visit regularly once
a year.
No man has worked harder than Sir
horace for the Improvement and organisa-
ton Of Irish agriculture. 1t was he who
twenty years ago, founded the great Irish
cooperative movement
Enterprising 20 degree. Sir Horace
Flunkett was among the first in this coun-
Try to ride the safety bicycle. In this
respect however. he had his run of bad
luck having broken his leg IN a fall from
his machine, and. Just as his leg was
nearly healed. meeting with another nasty
accident which laid him low for several
months, and which all but cost him his
life
Will with q Long string.
An unusual bequest has been made by
Patrick Murphy Of Newry County Down
VINO died December 20. leaving an estate
In the United Kingdom amounting to fseils
After making provision for several legactes
amounting to f22,OOO to various institutions
ne left the residue OF his estate to the
town commissioners, or rather. the urban
council Of Newry, for the purpose OF pay
ing off the debt OF the town and relieving
the rates But he added: Inasmuoh as
what he might leave after paying off all
otner legacies may be insufficient for the
purpose, and 'as 1 have no confidence
either in the ability or good sense OF the
present urban councillors. It is my will
.nat my residuary personal estate shall not
oe handed over to the board for a period
OF twenty-one years from the date OF INV
death"
Busy MOOnshiners.
haiding premises IN crowded ousrter
OF Belfast' the police found an Illicit arm,
IN the bath room in full working order 10.
s se'neI with quantity Of spirits, and a
second still was found in another room
The front of the premises was fitted nm -.
a groeer's shop ~ as
o want Ads Are Business Boostars