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Los Angeles herald., 1910-04-03
KNIGHTS AND LADIES OF
SECURITY

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~ Los Angeles council No.
.fyS.9S$M 1877, knights and Ladies' of
~ n h N NSecurty, is busy with an
HE IRMs Mother lively contest. The
W\<4&MSIH are Miss Elsie
NZA Sebastian and Mrs. Mar
2sp tina Osborne, among the
best hustIers in the council. Mrs. Sc
bastian's side will wear gold rlpponS
and Mrs. Osbornes white. Ihey VIII
be known as the gold and the SILVER.
pledge has been made or loo new
members for the quarter.
At the meeting held for the electlon
of delegate to the state convention
which will be held in Los Angeles
April 27, j. w. Hilton, president or NO
737. was chosen to represent the couh-
ell. There will be a sharp rivalry 1or
the choice of national delegate TO repre-
sent California at Springfield, ILL., IN
June.
Los Angeles council won the state
hammer from Corona council by secur-
ing the largest number of beneficiary
members during the quarter. It's re-
turn to No. 737 by a delegation from
Corona council was the occasion OF
reunion and rejoicing
The order is flourlshing in this dis
trict. The stay at home members
should exert themselves and attend
the council every Thursday evening
The social club, which meets on the
second Tuesday of every month, VIII
meet at the home of Mrs. Elsie Sebas-
tian. 1888 West Twenty-second street
on the afternoon and evening OF Tues
day. April IL. The glee and dramatic
clubs meet at the same home every
Monday evening.
Miss Edith Wells, degree conductor.
was operated on for appendicitis Tues
day March 20, with all prospects OF
complete recovery.
Los Angeles council has appointed
Emma G.. Cornic the press reporter for
the fraternal department of The
Herald.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-04-03
KNIGHTS OF THE
MACCABEES

Los Angeles tent No. 2
dispensed with it's regu-
lar meeting Wednesday
and devoted the evening
to sociability. The ladies
of Hive No. / had pre-
pared a fine musical and
literary program, which
was greatly enjoyed. At
the close of the program
Los Angeles herald., 1910-04-03

dancing and card playing were m
dulged in until II o'clock, when the
ladies extended an invitation to the
Sir knights to retire to the banquet
room, where a fine supper had been
prepared.
Considerable interest has been
aroused recently among the members
of Pasadena tent on account of its IN
door baseball games. Recently the
tent gave a public exhibition of the
game in it's lodge room. which was
we'll attended. Monday evening the
members of Los Angeles tent No.
paid fraternal visit to the Pasadena
Sir knights and witnessed the exemp-
lifcation of the second degree. Pasa-
dena tent has always been recognized
as having one of the best degree
teams In Southern California and it Is
always a pleasure to see it exemplity
the ritualistic work.
wednesday evening Los Angeles tent
No. 2 will confer the first degree upon
several candidates. At it's last meeting
"The Button Buster Degree" was con-
ferred upon a class of fifty-three mem
bers. 1t is probable that on the even
ing of April 10 another class Will be
conducted through the mysteries OF
this degree. The record keeper says
that if the members want to see some
thing worth seepg that they should
make it a point to be present the next
time the degree is conferred.
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1910-03-11
With Many Names

Money is tin" to the roofer,
To the butcher it is bones, "
The circus man speaks of his
"rhino,"
"Quids" the tobacconist owns.
"Chink" doth the laundryman
term it,
Taxidermists the "stufi,'
It's dough" of course, to the
baker,
And bucks" to the hunter
rough.
The cobbler refers to his booty
Of his "wad" the gunmaker
talks,
1t is ''plunks"t to the banjo teach
er,
And the quarryman calls it
rocks"
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1910-03-11
Wayside Items

Wayside Post Office has been
moved 10 ". c. McGehee's store
near Beula church.
Sick list, Ed Wesley of Ceta,
neuralgia of the heart, attended
by DR.. McElroy of Happy:
Esther Sutton. pneumonia, much
improved: jim Sluder, bilious
attack. improving,
Willis Fisher, unfortunately
received serious injuries last
Friday. The best that we can
learn; in making a turn with a
drag he slipped and caught his
left foot under the drag, the
team dragging him some dis,
lance. turning his foot over on
ankle, causing great suffering
Willis succeeded in stopping the
team and extricating his foot.
Mr. Foebeas working near came
to his assistance. Dr.. Warner
from Claude was called, he could
not tell whether any bones were
broken or not. The injured
foot is badly swollen and quite
painful, but Willis gets about
some on crutches.
J. ". Evans brought out some
fine chickens for Edgar Helms
on Monday of Rhode Island
Reds. the two ROSTERS cost $. 90
at first cost. express added.
Oh, for a rain or snow.
We think the Literary was
much improved by the exercises
of the primary room conducted
by Mrs. Laura Richards. She
proposed having it on the 22nd,
Washington's birthday, but bad
weather kept so many from pra-
ctise, finally deciding on Fridry
night. The children all did well.
Alta and Maud Beasley and
Grsce Sluder spent a pleasant
Sunday with ]. H. Hollabough
and wife and children were Wis
itors at same time and place.
TEDDIE
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1910-03-11
Keiser Brothers & Phillips
Buy and Sell Panhandle Lands
Canyon City, Texas Keota, Iowa. Redkey Indiana
s to how to boil an egg?

as to how to boil an egg? l
know it seems out of place for a
mere man to offer such advice,
but really to cook an egg, cover
it and let it stand on the stove
for five minutes. Then if you
examine it you will find the
white creamy, but not hard,
and the yoke as well cooked as
the white. Most things cook
better slowly than fast, and it is
a great mistake to think that an
enormous fire and very fast boil
ing water are necessary to cook
a dinner.
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1910-03-11
Ceta News

We are having some nice
weather now and the farmers
are all busy sowing their oats
and the wheat fields are look,
ing nice and green.
NJ. ]. Springer left Monday
for his home at Elgin, III.
J. T. McGehee and wife Wis
tied j. T. Wesley and family
Tuesday.
Mrs. F. Schaeffer and little
daughter visited at Ceta this
week.
J. a. Currie went to Happy
on business Wednesday.
P. c. Buckeer and wife were
business callers at Canyon this
week.
W. F. Guest and wife visited
H. f. Wesley and family Friday
night.
Ed Wesley is reported very
sick with neuralgia of the heart
at his home southeast of Ceta.
II. B, Wesley and wife visited
J. 7. Wesley's Sunday.
Little Esther Sutton who was
reported very sick last week is
better at this writing.
J. H. Hollabough and wife
visited r. NJ. Rusk and family
Sunday.
TASSJE
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1910-03-11

Fully nine out of every ten
cases of rheumatism is simply
rheumatism of the muscles due
to cold or damp, or chronic
rheumatism, neither of which
require any internal treatment.
All that is needed to afford re-
lief is the free application of
Camberlain's Liniment. Give it
a trial. You are certain to be
pleased with the quick relief
which it affords. Sold by City
Pharmacy.
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1910-03-11
Dissolution Of Partnership.

The partnership heretofore.
existing between |. Mantz and
Il. c. Peacock is this day by
mutual consent dissolved.
Dated at Canyon, Texas, this
fifth day of February 1910.
|. MANTZ
41-3t K. G. PEACOCK.
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1910-03-11

Are you frequently hoarse?
Do you have that annoying tick
ling in your throat? Does your
cough annoy you at night, and
do you raise mucus in the morn
ing? Do you want relief? If so
take Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy and you will be pleased.
Sold by City Pharmacy.
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1910-03-11
Out Of the j.

A sure way to save npn
don't spend it.
Many a nut is not what it was
cracked up to be.
a horse may know a good bit
without a college education.
One of the surest ways to lose
a friend is to lend him money.
Anti-fat remedies are seldom
needed by the man who leans on
hope.
1t is quite useless to tell a goat
not to butt in; he will do it any
way.
How can we tell whether res
olution is good or not till we
have broken it:
1t was all over in a minute"
might refer to a railway accident
or a wedding.
There are strong points of
similarity between a football
rush and a bargain-counter rush.
In these times of high prices
everybody has to pay. Even
the oyster is compelled to shell
out.
Speaking of home remedies,
the switch" of our grandfathers
was a pretty good remedy for
quit a long list of jouvenille dis
orders.
One swallow does not make a
summer, but a dozen or so in a
black bottle are sufficient to pro-
duce a great change in temper
ature.
We are told that blasts from a
rams horn knocked down the
walls of Jericho, and we have
seen a blast from a rams horn
knock down a man.
Everything comes to him who
is too busy to wait.
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1910-03-11

Did you ever stop to think
what a fire loss would mean TO
you: Can you afford to take
chances? We think not when
the cost is so small. Let US
write you a policy today. We
represent only strong and reli-
able companies. Is your live
stock valuable? If so, let US in
sure them against death from
any cause in the Indiana & Ohio
Insurance Company.
Smith d Monroe.
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1910-03-11
Specialist

| treat all diseases of the eye,
ear, nose and throat, also have
glasses and pay special attention
to fitting them. Consultation
and examination free. Canyon
City, March, Is and 16. 1. f.
Smith, NJ. d., Weatherford
Texas.
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1910-03-11

Mrs. 0. E. Cannon and her
two sons returned the first of
the week from a two months
visit with her mother who re-
sides in Ada, Okla. They ex-
pect to make this place their
home.
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1910-03-11

Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets invariably bring
relief to women suffering chronic
constipation, headache, bilious
ness, dizziness, sallowness of
skin and dyspepsia. Sold by
City Pharmacy.
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1910-03-11

Canyon Lumber Company, the
home of Southern Long Leaf
Yellow Pine, the place of low
prices, fair and courteous treat
ment.
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1910-03-11
Hay! Hay!

We have some choice Prairie
Hay to sell by the car, ton or
bale. Inquire of j. l.. Pritchard
& Co.
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1910-03-11
DON'T YOU WANT A FARM?

Don't you it in country that rivals the famous
Jim River valley wheat raising country? Don't you
want in country that rivals the famous states of Iowa.
Illinois, Nebraska and Indiana in the raising of forage
rough feed? will not raise much Indian corn as
the last states but will raise millions of tons of
cane kafr milo maize and alfalfa which are finer
all purpose feeds than Indian of Plains hogs,
fed kaffr and milo maize topped the market in
Fl Worth last week. Don't you want it in country that
has the in the world soft and pure and unlil-
tied quantities? Don't you want in country that has
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1910-03-11
~ Wisdom

farsighted you
Il the heights
lists often in
ju SIT
O. " over what you
canno
Any magazines lying
around out uf use? Lend them
to a neighbOr who has none.
Fried ham is improved in
flavor by sprinkling it slightly
with sugar on both sides before
frying.
Have a pair of canvass gloves
near the Wood box, with which
to handle the wood, take out the
ash pan, etc.
Woman, what, downhearted?
Then 90 outdoors and stay few
hours a day. Nature is a won
derful healer of weary nerves.
A GLACIERS knife will be found
an excellent thing in the kitchen
with which to scrape and clean
the bottoms of pans and kettles.
She didn't think how it would
sound: A widow erected a mon
ument to her husband, with the
inscription, Rest in peace until
we meet again. "
When baking cookies, or any
small cakes, invert the pan and
place them on the bottom. They
are not so easily scorched and
are more readily removed.
Il s'pose you might say, look
in at it one way, that liquors
great stuff to sort Of even up
things. OF conrse it takes
shingles off a mans barn, but
then it puts patches on his
pants"
When pressing mems trousers
in order to take the bagginess
put of the knees, press them |
first perfectly fiat with the seems
On the edges; then put the seems
and iron the crease |
Town the front.
May l presume to give a hint !
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1910-03-11
Garden Seeds! Garden Seeds!!

Fresh seeds of all kinds will
be found at the Racket Store.
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1910-03-11

Use Perfection Toilet Cream
and keep your face smooth. soft
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1910-03-11

"Old Maids Convention at
the Opera House, March 18th.
The Randall County news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1908-1926, 1910-03-11

ntry that has SOIL from three to ten feet Deep undertake
with tight clay sub-so? Don't you want it in country
that surpasses the world place to furnish stock of al
kinds, mild winters full of sunshine and free from c
and seet storms? Don't you want it in country that
passes many the old fruit raising districts in the raising
apples, peaches, cherries and grapes?
If you do want farm in a country where such conditions
exist in Canyon City, Texas and will sci
you smooth lands from twenty forty dollars
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-04-21

and make my list of names COM
plete. Won't | be glad!
(COntinued)
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SOME UMPLRING

President Taft addresses the National Woman Suffrage
convention. He says things which Of the women
don't like and they hiss Whereupon Taft rebukes them
by saying that their inability to control themselves in the
matter of kissing him is Indicative of their inability to
control the franchise words to that effect And there
is great ridiculous stir about the matter. down east
II We We're to umpire this affair we'd declare it draw
and call the game on account of darkness.
10 hiss at a that is to make noise like goose is
clearly an insult don the man is even the ples
dent Invited to address than conventions Taft had a
right to expect courteous treatment not Misses long
past their hacyon days, clarified brickbats or other ex
pressons OF contumey. Score: Taft |. Women 0.
On the other hand it a meeting in the interest of
politics and Taft knew it when he agreed to address it, In
politics the man who doesn't frankly express
honest opinion dummy, and the fellow who can stand
what said of his ideas publicly expressed ought con-
line his sphere of activity to croquet golf and the butter
milk stands. Score: Taft l. Women l.
And you can fight out the other eight innings and wind
up with the 1t like Taft to try to make
hit with the women. 1t was like the to hit Taft
when he dspeased them. It's good spring practice Both
sides learning things. draw will not hurt either
side or create any very big split in the nation.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-04-21
ANOTHER FINE
FIGHT


OF us to take minds from being squashed bv meteorte
or gagged by gas at the arrival of Mr. HALEY comet
Our dearest neghbor, whose out late fairy tales
we've successfully used in home consumpton for wears
and who has always been cheeruy loaned use of our G
inch lawn mower still wearing lovely twin black ewes
acquired through not perfectly agreeing with us in that
CookPeary matter; and still aching from going
down that neighbours front stone steps embon,ont or
through not having mixed in Teddv's row with the vat
can when there bucks out harrasing racket among the
hlgher-up collegians.
Professor H. v precht archeoogst of the University
of Pennsylvania, recently announced the discovery Of
tablet written IN Hebrew 2l31 b. G.. which positively up
hed the biblical account Of that big rainstom in which
Noah had the only umbrella worth having. The news
papers loaded to the muzze with particulars of fine dis
covery. Professor Ilprect long pamphlet on his
translation Of thetabe and the theological rose en- mase
to pat him on the back.
Archaeological theological and other logical circles were
an aqulNer as to whether the price Of front would
be s. or 20 cents when the scientists of Bryn Mav Johns
Hopkins and other universities got busy with lliprec
Professor George Barton Of Byn Aawr college rises to
state that as translator of this tablet Hebrew precht
couldn tell gang OF flShhOOks from bunt toward third
base that when liprect got stuck some of the hero
ghlcs ne took short cut and put in weak reports
OF mat flood out OF his overworked imagination; that
'he blamed ola tablet instead Of being 10 centuries old
SO Young 1t hasn't got first growth Of wSkers that
the whole business is fraud and discovery is less i'm
porant than Cook for Cook least brought back
some of the snow. beside chllblainS.
Professor Haupt of Johns Hopkins university and Pro
lessor Clay of Yale says that Barton is right and that
IS "a very sad occurrence. it may sort of asa
tetla aroma upon the fair name of Pennsylvania uni
Verstv.
And there you are. Clear the decks for a fght ovor
that fOOd
Old man Hiprecht is game. He's writing more pamph-
lets to make Barton Co. hunt their archaeological holes
He's going to stand by his discovery of that flood till the
last sedge dog S eaten, fgurativev speaking And the
other side can't produce anyone who really there
either, by heck
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-04-21

Next to trying to corner Mr..
Hoofitt and never getting him, the
most peculiar puzzle I've struck
since | began censusing was the
case of Mrs. Weddem.
She was very frank in telling me
she'd been at the altar seven times
in her eventful but still perfectly
serviceable career. The instructions
make you put down person who's
been married more than once as
NJ, meaning married oftener than
once. But my next shock was
when she stated she'd had her sew
enth husband only 10 months, and
according to the rules she had to
be marked as married no years,
only the length of the present mar
riage being noted, and nothing less
than a full year counted. Think Of
it, Here was woman with her
seventh husband and I had to mark
her down as married 0 years!
We got to talking and she told
me her fourth, now divorced, was a
Mr.. Hoofitt.
"Hurrah!" shouted. cat last!
Where is he?"
She couldn't tell me. but she
kindly gave me his picture, having
no further use for it.
With that picture I will track
down Mr.. Hoofitt-pick him out of
crowd in the street il need be-
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-04-21
OBSERVATIONS

IF, newspaper headlines say Hearst is in the demo
cratic band wagon the finish of the bass
drum.
AN almanac printed in 1867 has been sold for $685. in
Boston. Blamed near old and high priced their
beans.
ELEVEN people have died suddenly at Westerly r. L.
from drinking medicinal whiskey. It's dry town-for
everybody except ,the undertakers.
NEW YORKS to have a 31-story office building. The
beautiful typewriter lady the upper floor will almost
be able to talk with Mr. HALEY his comet
CHARLIE TAFT presidents play golf This
fact gets column in the newspapers, probably because
it's wonderful that president 5 do anything
BEFORE the defense gets through in that Swope trial at
Kansas City, it may appear that the old millionaire
driven to a strychnne diet by the high price of meat
ST. LOUIS society bellies entertained with man
hunt Boodhounds not ST. Louis bellies, went after the
that he got away with his life and most of his
reputation
SINCE all those personal census questions asked
men, why not ask us if would like to drown
gressmanP
THE Hearst party announces its readiness to join the
Champ Clark party. Harmon, Hearst and Harmony!''
There be Democrats who III put another capital H to
that slogan.
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most Anything
Josh Wise Says,
Even eff we could reap
'thout sowin', some people
'ud be too lazy ter harves a
crOn

Look at that man holding up his
head and shifting. He must believe
in taking in the pure ozone"
NO, he's hunting for an auto
mobile garage"
Last year 941,ooo veterans
and widows Of veterans of
American wars received $780,
$4,000 in pensions.
Don't you think" suggested a
friend of the family, that it would
be well to keep a watch on your
SOM"
"Impo sible," replied young
Gailey's father. He'd exchange it
for pawn ticket before the day
was over
The funeral sermon was full of
paregorics on the deceased" said
Mrs. Malaprop.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-04-21

How doth the little busy
bee of discord improve each
shining hour, skipping
from this to that and leav-
mo q StinU in tbo fo+ ,o,ta
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Fun
Facts
Fiction
F1oth
EddS
Folly

"Panegyrics, my DEAR" correct
ed Miss Straitlace.
"Well, the words are anony-
NOUS" retorted Mrs. M.
The United States sends pen.
sion checks regularly to 5000
veterans who now live In for.
egn lands.
Mistress Ito cook, as debt col.
lector goes -That is my brother,
Jessie.
Cook-Yes. He was my last mis-
tress' brother, also.
Miss Wanta Makeahit Ito great
tenor)-YOu sang the last song
beautifully. l was in the supper
room, but | heard. You have i'm
proved wonderfully.
Tenor-But-I have not yet
sung,
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-04-21
Horoscope
1.-The stars incline, but do not
compel"
FRIDAY, APRIL %, 1910.

The stars incline, but do not
compel"
FRIDAY, APRIL %, 1910.
From bright and favoring skies
Shines luck for enterprise.
Jupiter is In benefic aspect
with the moon which is on this
one hundred and twelfth day.
The ruling sign is for truthful
ness and honor, favorine those
who adhere to principles and
the right.
Jupiter rules as greatly
fortunate star, beaming with
unusual force for business and
work, and promising benefits
to come from efforts, plans or
work done this day.
Employees should use excep-
tional industry and keep their
minds alert for chances to
show their merit.
The time is likely to make
very prosperous beginnings for
new business affairs, and it is
indicated as a good period to
open new shops or offices, en-
large premises. remove to new
locations or add new lines Of
merchandise.
Bids on contracts or work.
estimates, prospectuses and
similar matters under good
aspects.
Generosity and willingness to
aid others are under good
omens.
There Is good sign for all
concerned indirectly or directly
with any business that con-
Germs itself with preparing or
preserving food products.
In the household the day is
good for baking and for any
thing connected with fowls.
Trouble about government is
likely to come within the next
few weeks.
Persons with this birth date
are under signs that usually
rule for great strength of mind,
but they will do we'll to exer-
else self control during the
tWelvemonth and to temper
their energy with prudence.
Children born today should
be trained to discipline them
selves, as their natures often
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-04-21

the Morgan interests have formed automobile trust and
impossible to their picecutng competition
problem he Under conditions
of spending his life somebody's hired
conducted for the communal profit instead of business
profit the Standard Oil Co.?
and the independent bust
mail order
impulse these changes be
that such AS Of fact no
with the They simply business the
simplicaon
is
veopment any more than tides" j
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are so strong and determined
that they will not bear discip-
line from others unless they
have learned to command
themselves in youth.