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his wife that he was the restless son OF
q rich Maine family. He said also he
was West Point graduate. but there
is no record Of him at the academy.
France. he said, made him q knight OF
the Legion Of Honor. This il yet to be
investigated. a. are the statements that
he was the first man under Col. Roose-
welt to reach the top OF San Juan Eli:
that he won the first prize in o recent
sword contest held by the New York
National Guard: that he served valiant
ly in the Boer war a. q member OF the
5th British Lancers, and Is q knight OF
Malta and q member Of Q dozen other
big military orders. and that he had .
brilliant record In the Philippine cam
pafgn.
Tetlow had q scar on his cheek to
show that he was some fighter against
the Beers and q letter purporting to be
from Lord Roberts commencing him -
q hero.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-05-04

Man has bravado, Woman. hsesisms@
New York ProUA 4
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Pointed Paragraphs.
rom the Chicago News.

From the Chicago News.
Filtration il attention without intention.
speaking of her age.
He's a sure-footed mule who can kick
the same spot twice.
Never forget q friend-especially II he
owes you anything.
It's often what the wife wants that the
husband says he can't afford.
A woman 10 proud Of her wedding ring
even II her marriage IL q failure.
Opportunity Is apt to dodge the man
who spends all his time waiting for It.
The trouble with the average man ID
that his ideals are higher than his salary.
It's didicult for q man to swallow his
Indignation after being compelled to eat
his words.
Women with the marrying habit are
born optimfsts. They always hope to bet
ter It the next time.
And the average man would rather
spend a week in jail than attend q re-
union of his wife's relations
When q man says he did thing az q
matter of principle It's safe bet that II
was something he ought to be ashamed
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-05-04
HUSBAND LEAVES BRIDE,
PROPOSES TO WE'D SISTER
Charge Made Against Col. James +
Tetlow, Alleged Hero OF
Many Wars.

PITTSBURG, May 4.-'CoL" James T.
Tetlow, soldier OF fortune. is gone from
Pittsburr. SO il Miss Ethel Mari Jor-
dan, eighteen years OF age. Mrs. Tet-
low, sister Of Miss Jordan, says that
the two have eloped and intend to get
married, having already procured a
marriage license. presumably in New
York. according to . letter received by
q friend from Miss Jordan.
Mrs. Tetlow. who was Miss Clara Jor-
dan, and was married to Tetlow only
five months ago, ID one year Older than
her alleged clipping sister. Tetlow Is
forty-flve. Mrs. Tetlow appeared in
court yesterday, accompanied by her ia
Their and brother. and preferred a charge
of biGamy against her husband. She got
the detective force busy and asked that
the New York sleuths be requested to
locate her husband In New York.
Gives His Own Record.
e. ~ l,,,f. fold
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OPEN DOOR TO PULP
An Agreement With Canada Is
Likely to Be Reached.
BOTH SIDES ARE ANXIOUS
Canadian Parliament Willing to Re-
move Restrictions Against
Export Of Wood.
BOTH SIDES ARE ANXIOUS

With the near approach of the adj
1ournment Of the Canadian parliament,
interest is revived here In the situation
as to wood pulp and pulp wood. The In
timation from Quebec published this
morning that the Canadian government
would very likely be willing to enter into
a reciprocal arrangement with the United
States which might involve the removal
by the provinces Of the inhibition against
the expectation of pulp wood in consid-
Grafton of favors by the United States In
the way of lower duties on print paper.
and the free entry of mechanically
ground wood pulp. occasioned no sur
prise here.
From the time of the visit here last
March of the Canadian premier this gov
eminent has understood that such an ar
rangement would be welcomed by the
Dominion, and the intimation was then
made that the proposals contained in the
Mann bill introduced in Congress last
December would probably be satisfactory
That bill reduced the duty on print paper
from 1915 to 81 per ton and placed wood
pulp on the free list.
Not Considered in Congress.
ing directed to other important matters
urged upon it's attention by the Presi-
dent the question of the modification OF
the tariff has not been considered. nor Is
1t likely, It il said. that any move in that
direction will be made during the present
session.
lit Is understood by the State Depart
ment officials that the Canadian govern
ment has practically given its assent tc
the proposition to negotiate a reciprocity
treaty between that country and the
United States, and that the matter will be
taken up very soon after the adjourn
ment Of the Canadian parliament-within
the next week or two 1t II also under
stood that one Of the FIRST questions to
be considered by the representatives OF
the two governments having such q
treaty under consideration will be that
concerning wood pulp and pulp wood.
It is everywhere admitted that the tim
Der in the United States available for the
manufacture of print paper pulp Is rap
idly becoming exhausted. and that the
Canadian forests must be looked to TO
furnish large proportion OF our supply
Of pulp.
Anxious for Adjustment.
There is no doubt whatever that the
President and Secretary Knox, who will
conduct tho negotiations for a treaty,
are very much in earnest in the matter
and will do their utmost to bring about
an adjustment of that most important
situation, Even under the Canadian law
as 1t stood prior to the order in
council Of the province OF Quebec pro-
hibiting the expectation of pulp wood
the prices of print paper have been con-
stantly increasing. and under the new or
der, which confines the expectation of
pulp wood to that cut on private lands.
a still further increase in price is ex-
pected. In this situation the government
most to bring about an amicable under
standing with Canada by which the
rigid laws in regard to the expectation Of
pulp wood will be relaxed.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-05-04
Appeal to the King.

1t opened with fierce denunciation
Of the skit on Hamlet" played by The
Folltes" at the Apollo Theater, and
concluded with an appeal to the king,
a good sportsman, to arrange q settle
ment Of the controversy between the
lords and commons on the basis Of
an arrangement that would give the
liberals a sporting chance to have q
majority in the upper chamber when
ever q general election has shown un-
mistakably that the liberals are in q
majority In the nation.
The article generally discussed the
position OF the king and the extent Of
his discretion in constitutional crises
The reviewers into whose hands copies
of the Contemporary came in the
course of their vocation appear to have
returned them at the request of the
publishers. two of them at least mildly
wondering. after looking through tho
contents, what could be the reason for
the withdrawal.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-05-04
From Success Magazine,

Father Dooley had just tied the knot.
He looked expectant. the bride looked
sheepish. and Pat. shifting from one
foot to another. looked guilty. At last
he began: 'T-I-don't like to be name.
father, but I changed me clothes in
hurry and left me wages In me other
pants" Then he added. in whisper.
Take me down in the cellar: I'm a
plumber, and I'll show We how to fix the
gas meter soft won't register more than
% per cent"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-05-04

MY husband 10 the kindsst man
lets baby break his watch or pull his
mustache and never scolds 1t at all"
But did the baby ever get hold Of
one OF his pipes? That's the real test g
Buffalo Express.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-05-04

Ethel Croker" said Justice Dngler.
at once saw that 1t was the picture or
thA vnung woman I had married to
Breen. but because Of my promise to
Breen I refused to identify her"
Howard Croker was called to the tele-
phone at his home. No. East 74th street,
last night and informed OF this develop
ment in the case Mr.. Croker said: II
have nothing whatever to say"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-05-04
Wife to Sail for Europe.

Rreen told Engier his wife would sail
for Europe and he would remain here.
He did not know whether his wife would
see her father while abroad.
when l was shown q picture of Miss
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-05-04
In Love.

From T1t-Bib.
A professor OF the class In English hiss
tory was telling his young men Of the ims
questionable age about the ElixAbsthan
era, when. suddenly turning to one Of the
young men who seemed TO b. In . dream
with q far-away gaSo. said:
"And how old was Elisabeth. Ma
Casef"
Eighteen last birthday" came the Inc
slant reply.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-05-04
A List of Reduced Prices.

Travelling Trunks. 80 inches. brass
trimmings, best lock and heavy bolts;
two leather straps; tray Sk S61
and hat box. Were $780,. ~O'Oo
Fine Cowhide Suit Cases. "A inches.
linen lined. with two leather straps.
heavy brass lock and 81 S0
catches. Were $l0.0o.......... ~|~V
Crown jewel Refrigerator (sample,.
porcelain lined: solid oak. packed
vi, Nth g. mineral wool. Worth $500
New Perfection Wick Oil Cook
Stove. with three burners. SS 6bn
Was $1,000. .....................~ O~O
Ball-Bearing Lawn Mowers, IA
and Is inches; best make: S2 X
ready for use. Worth $3.50.
Colored Glass Water Sets, deco
rated, large pitcher and six Az
glasses to match. Were CSC. O~
Glass Berry Bowls, Sirup Pitchers,
Sugar Bowls, Cream Pitchers, Butter
Dishes. Vases, etc. Were r.
10c and 15c. Observation-Disclosures.
Limoges Dinner and Tea Sets of 100
pieces, first quality, neat S1S mn
ly decorated. Were $1S 50. ~AOsVO
Haviland China Dinner and Tea
Sets Of 100 pieces. artistic border deco
ration finished with burn Sl7- S0
Carlsbad China Dinner and Tea Set
Of IS pieces. artistically 60 IN
decorated. Was $500. ...... ~~sO~
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-05-04
IS RECALLED
Action of Contemporary Re-
view Causes Amusement.
HAD ARTICLE ON THE KING
Incident Thought to Be Due to Feel
ing Against Dragging Monarch
Into Politics.
HAD ARTICLE ON THE KING

LONDON. May A sensation has been
caused by the news that the May num-
Der Of the Contemporary Review. issued
last Saturday. has been withdrawn from
circulation and that q revised edition will
be put into circulation In the course Of a
few days.
The Evening News states that this il
due to outspoken criticism Of the bad
taste and disloyalty of certain refer
ences to the king in an article which had
the place OF honor in the Review.
Copies Of the Contemporary were sent
to the newspapers for review Friday
LAST, but Saturday all who had received
them were requested to return them, as
1t was desired to revise one of the ar
ticles Beyond this no intimation was
given by the publishers Of the Contem-
porary Of what had occurred to cause
the unusual step of suppressing. or par
TALLY suppressing, the Review.
At this time 1t has been impossible to
obtain copy of the suppressed number,
but several persons who have read the
supposedly offensive article declare that
they are quite unable to understand why
1t should have led to the withdrawa OF
the Review. The article was entitled:
The Opportunity OF the King
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-05-04

resiow was born in England. but told
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-05-04
MANYF|REMENH HURT
Burned by Oil During Spectac-
uIar Blaze.
ONE IS LIKELY TO DIE
Terrific Explosions Follow Efforts to
Move Loaded Barges From
Asphalt Works.

| NEW YORK, May 4.-One fireman was
! probably fatally injured and about q
score Of others were severely burned by
blazing oil when fire destroyed the
Charles Crawford asphalt works. which
| extended from 9th to 18th streets along
Gowanus canal. Brooklyn. last night. The
blaze caused a loss Of $4,000.
The fremen whose hurts may cause his
death is Lieut.. william Dorey of engine
company No. 16e. He was struck in the
abdomen by a falling girder and was
| taken to the Long Island College Hos
pital.
The asphalt plant comprises six or
| seven wooden buildings. One was used
as an ofhce, derrick room and storehouse.
The blaze started there about O'Clock
from an explosion in a gas tank which
supplied fuel for a gas hosting engine.
The echo of the explosion had scarcely
died away when the building was in
flames. William Tracey. a Waterman.
had fastened to the derrick room, and
as he entered from the Office flames
which brought Deputy Chief Lally, who
Immediately doubled on the alarm
sending in two together.
Three Alarms Turned In.
Deputy Fire Commissioner O'Keefe
turned out on the third alarm, and with
him came most Of the apparatus from
the lower section Of Brooklyn. The
flames were then mounting 200 feet. The
blaze had spread so rapidly that most
Of the buildings had become ignited.
Three barses. loaded with asphalt and
barrels of crude oil, lay In the canal
alongside one Of the storehouses. The
f1rebOats New Yorker, Seth Low and
Thomas F. Body arrived and attempted
to warp the barges away from the wharf.
The men on the hreboats were trying
to cut the boats out when the fire reach
ed the barges. They just had time to
scamper back on their own boats, which
were backing away. when the oil went
up In one tremendous explosion The fire
craft then edged In toward the dock and
turned on their streams
Meantime men on land were In con-
slant peril. AS the flames spread to one
building after another there was a sue
cession of explosions. Blazing oil shot
out through holes made in the structures
and spattered over the firemen. Frantic
with pain. they ran to the lines Of hose
and held their arms In the streams Of
water. which they also threw over their
faces. Ambulances soon arrived from
several hospitals. For an hour the sur
geons were kept busy.
Dashes Into Burning Building.
Lieut.. Dorey saw that one Of the build
ings. burned almost to a shell. was about
to collapse and ordered his men to get
beyond the danger point. Jamming his
helmet down on his head and placing his
arm before his face. he fought his way
to the men. telling them to fall back.
To make certain that none had been
left Dorey started to circle the building.
Suddenly 1t collapsed. One of the heavy
roof beams St uck Dorey. pinning him to
the ground. His men found him uncon-
csious In his smoidering clothes.
The fire burned furiously for several
hours before 1t was extinguished.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-05-04
Nothing Startling in It.

II read Tho Opportunity Of the King
through" said one. and there was
nothing startling in it,
The suggestion 10 made that the In.
cident merely shows the ultra-sensi-
tiveness which exists In court circles al
the moment regarding the Introduction
OF the kings name into party poll
tics.
fish Journalist who read the article and
saw nothing extraordinary in 1t, that
somebody represented to the pub
fishers. that 1t was mistake to sug-
gsst tnet 'ne ,,tics, cn mouu ..xe any
in the guise OF peacemaker and
SPORTSMAN.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-02-11
only One way He Could Get Ever

Only One Way He Could Get Even.
Frank Bertram, well-known actor,
tells the following story:
II was playing at Leicester during
the fair week and In the market place
there were several merry-go-rounds.
Il noticed one melancholy individ-
ual, who, despite the fact that he was
apparently suffering greatly, persisted
In riding on one Of the merry go
rounds.
Eventually / spoke to him and
asked him II he liked 1t.
"The man replied, No, | don't like
it bit; the blessed thing makes me
Ill.,
Il then asked him why he persisted
In riding, and his reply was, Il can't
help it. The man who owns this
roundabout owes me money. and the
only way / can get even is by taking
1t out In rides" london Daily Tele
graph.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-02-11
NOISE OF cITY's STREETS.

Subways Afford Some Relief from
the Ear-SpIitting Din.
Horse transportation Is but one fac
tor in the total passing of the city.
Gable and trolley cars rattling from
side to side, motors with their fiend-
ish variety of whistles thread their
way In and out; while the overhead
trolley wires, like the strings of some
huge, discordant violin, never cease
their vibrations. Thoreau speaks of
the sounding Of the telegraph wires,
that winter harmony of the open road
and snow-clad field" Grateful as that
song may be In the quiet of the coun-
try, in the city the noise of the racked
trolley wire above adds a peculiarly
trying factor to the pounding from
the rocking cars below, the Atlantic
says. When corporate officials desire
to economize on traction lines thsy
not uncommonly equip the service with
poor rails and wheels. The rails soon
wear away. The wheels assume the
shape of polygons instead of circles,
and, as they turn, strike fattened an
giles against the irregularities of the
iron rail- This Is particularly effect
i've method of adding to the total noise
Fortunately, there is one way Of re-
lief in sight. Few devices In trans
portation have done more for the quiet
Of the city than have the Increasing
use of subways. Though the reverbera-
tion within the subways proper may
be greatly increased, the relief on the
street is marked. Only in our greater
cities and along main trunk lines,
however, does the subway yet exist.
The elevated, so far as noise is con-
cerned, gives practically little advan-
tage over the surface car save for the
interm.ttence Of stopping and starting
and the absence of the sound of the
bell.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-02-11

President and Mrs. Hadley were on
a train bound for New York, where
Yale's president was to speak before
national convention. He made use
Of the hour and twenty minutes he
spent In the train by rehearsing his
speech in low voice. using his hands
to emphasize certain passages.
A kindly matron who was sitting
directly behind Mr.. and Mrs Hadley,
and who had been watching and lis
tening, leaned forward, and. tapping
Mrs. Hadley on the shoulder. said
feelingiy:
You have my sincere sympathy,
my poor woman; have one list like
him At ome."-Ladies' Home Jour
nal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-02-11
En- Famills.

Willie, little country boy, 6 years
Of age, was taken one Sunday night
to large city church, where he saw
for the first time vested choir. To
his mothers surprise and qualification
he not only kept wide awake, but
seemed greatly interested In every
part OF the service At its close he
turned to her and said, II like this
church, it is SO nice to watch the
preacher when he comes out with all
his wives in their nightgowns. ."-Har
per's Magazine.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-02-11
A Miracle OF Science.

Aeroplaning is another miracle Of
practical science-another impossible.
ity shown to be possible
dream of centuries realized, but real
lied in manner which none but this
generation could have understood.
Will the history of the steam locomo-
tive repeat itself? The actual maxi
mum speed on railways is no higher
today than 1t was sixty years ago,
though, of course, the train loads are
very different. VIII 1t be SO with the
aeroplane?
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-02-11
one Successful Case.

Doctor. you're not SO foolish as to
think you can make people good by
performong operations on them, are
your"
".That depends upon what you call
making people good. You can check
their disposition to commit crime"
"As, for example,
"Well, once knew man who was
cured, by simple operation, of a ten
dency to rob banks and hold up rail-
way trains
did you perform 1t. doctor?"
mo; l was merely called on to ver-
ify the result after the operation was
over"
"Well, who did perform it?"
"A frontier sheriff. Chicago Trib-
une.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-02-11
Save This Recipe for Colds.

"Mix half pint of good whiskey with
two ounces Of glycerine and add one
half ounce Concentrated pine compound.
The bottle is to be well shaken each
time and used in doses Of a teaspoonful
to tablespoonful every four hours. -
Any druggist has these ingredients or
he will get them from his wholesale
house. This is wonderfully effective.
The Concentrated pine is a special
pine product and comes only in halt
ounce bottles, each enclosed in an air
tight case, but be sure it is labeled
Concentrated
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-02-11
FREE! E5ARP-GUITAR! FREE!
As sometimes Happens.

You'd like to have me give this q
notice. / presume" said the literary
editor.
Indeed, would" answered the au-
thor of the book; "the best In the
world"
But the conscientious literary editor,
after reading it. classified 1t as one Of
the worst in the world.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-02-11
WHATS In a NameY

An amusing story has been told con-
cerning Mr. Phillips classic drama,
ulysses" When it was being played
in America. two young girls were sit.
ting together In the stalls at matinee
performance, and before the curtain
rose the following conversation was
heard: Say, Maude. know this play
is going to be funny" What makes
you think SOP asked Maude. why,
anybody could tell that from the
name!" was the renlv-M. A. p.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-02-11
So Like n MN.

George, did you go and order that
parlor lamp | told you wanted?"
\ mo, Laura; I clean forgot It,"
why, l asked you to tie strins
around your finger to remind you of It,
and you said you would"
Il know did, but in the abstraction
Of the moment tied it around my
pocketbook"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-02-11
ln,ury uone py mosau,,oe..

Before the draining and diking OF
England and Holland. mosquitoes. ma
laria, chills and fever were as bad an
in our Southern States to-day. Un-
diked and undrained, neither Of these
countries had risen to its place in his
tory, but had been balked by malarial
degeneration.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-02-11

Prophesying early in life that she
would live to see her eighty-eighth
birthday, Miss Julia H. Hancock, Of
Brockton, Mass, died few days ago
on the day she had previously set for
her DEATH Inflrmities of age are given
as the cause. She gave no particular
reason for her prediction, although she
seemed imbued with the belief that her
prophecy would come true.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-02-11
Trees brought Rain.

In lower Egypt rain fell very sci.
dom. During the French occupation
about 1889, 1t did not rain for sixteen
months, but since Mahomet Ali and
Ibrahim Pasha completed their vast
plantations-the former alone planted
more than 2O,0oO,O0O olive. fir. cotton,
acacia. plane trees, etc.-there now
falls a good deal of rain.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-02-11
rornr or n1nerence.

"Yes," said the bride Of three short
months, Il had made up my mind to
remain in the spinster class, then John
appeared upon the scene and ! ac-
cepted him because he was SO unlike
other men"
"Oh, of course he's different" re-
Joined the envious lady friend. "He
proposed. ."-Yonksrs Statesman.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-02-11
Hoods 7
SarsapariIIa

Acts directly and peculiarly on
the blood; purifes, enriches and
revitalizes it, and in this way
builds up the whole system.
Take it. Get it today.
In usual liquid form or chocolated tab
let's called Sarsatabs. 100 Doses 81.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-02-11
To-Day and To-Morrow.

Happy men are full of the present,
,or it's bounty suffices them: and wise
men also. for its duties engage them.
Our grand business undoubtedly is
not to see what lies dimly at dis
tance, but to do what lies clearly at
Edward FitzGerald. "Polonius." :"