The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1910-01-13
THEY WOULD TAKE TO TASK
LIKE DUCKS TO THE WATER.
HOW THE men MAKE LOVE TO GIRLS
Men are Siiiies-Girls Want TO be Shy
end Timid--Sad State if Both Are
You'd Start LoVe-Making School for
Men.

There are some things in life that,
if they didn't make you laugh by
their absurdity, would certainly bring
you to the verge of tears, says woman
Of experience, in the New York American.
One of these is the way the average
man is pleased to do what he fondly calls
'make love-"
Oh, dear mel When you think of
the advantages men have-the way
they may show their likings can get in
lovemaking and yet the horrible fail
ure most of them make tiff it wasn't
so exasperating one would be sorry!
There isn't a woman alive / couldn't
make fall in love with me if l were
a man. Any girl could Girls would
take to lovemaking as ducks do to water
if they might do the wooing Not that
we want to make love, you understand
l mean as girls. Only knowing instinc-
lively how we ought to be made love to,
it is trying to have to smile sweetly over
the crude efforts of men to whom expert
ence in this line apparently never teaches
anything
I'd like to have a school-a school
wherein every man should be forced
to graduate before he was permitted
to make love to one of us.
First of all, I'd teach my pupils not
to be afraid of us. There isn't more
hardening thing to girls heart than
to be allowed to see that her sutton
is rather scared of her.
She wants to be shy and timid and
frightened of men; but for both of
them to be trembling would be too abb
surd, SO she gets vexed instead.
Men are stiles.
I'd teach them, on the other hand,
not to be too bold. It's all very we'll for
clever people to cry "D'audace, Daudace
-toupours Paudace!" In case you are,
like myself, awfully shaky in French, 1
might remark this means "Audacity does
it," 1t doesn't altogether.
One of the most important things
that l should strive to teach my school
would be the art, in the preliminary sta
ges of love-making, of making it without
drawing the attention of the whole world
When she is not quit sure herself
how she is going to answer the question
that begins to loom before her, and she
sees others are smiling certain that she'll
say. "Thank you, kindly" naturally she
doesn't. No nice girl allows herself to be
taken for granted in this way. Ever so
many "noes" might have been ''yesses,"
but for the wise looks and whispered in
situation of good-natured friends.
When it comes to-er-the sort of
things that inevitably adorn love-mak-
ing men really require an immense amount
of instruction.
What girl has not suffered from the
absolute lack of discrimination as to
time and place shown by her lover?
Ignorant male perons should in my
school, be taught that akiss, like a good
hand of trumps, requirs leading up to.
A sort of mild football scrimmage spoils
the -lady,s couture, anG temper alike, ara
a scrim, is, Of course not to be avoided
if it is a case of Georgia being too sud-
den, or if-fatal mistake he allows the
object of his affection to see that he knows
she knows he is going to kiss her, and
doesn't mind.
Besides, girl may adore any one,
and yet rather they wouldn't violently
embrace her when she is clad in, say
fresh white pique, and on the way
to a garden party 1t does crease SO
dreadfuIly, and man never knows when
your hat is on straight.