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Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
RECEIVES THIRTY DAYS IN
JAIL FOR THEFT OF BOAT
Coat of Paint Fails to Disguise
Fishing Craft

coat of paint and the removal of the
mast and oar-locks to disguise the
fishing boat of Manuel Maurieco of
Wilmington resulted in Charles Berry
getting a sentence of thirty days in
Jail today. The fisherman reported the
loss of his boat to the police. Officer
Irven saw Berry putting the finishing
touches of a new coat of paint on
boat answering the general description
of the one stolen under the wharf at
Terminal. Berry gave a confused ac-
count of his possession of the boat, and
the officers suspicious were aroused
when he found that the oar-locks had
been removed and the mast socket
plugged. His house was searched and
the missing mast and oar-locks found.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
SETTLE PAVING ARGUMENT

PASADENA, July 27.-Raymond ave-
nue. residents declared at tine city
council meeting yesterday that they
have settled the paving argument on
that thoroughfare. A petition by Rob-
ert Eason and forty-one others rep
resenting 651 feet more than a major
ity Of the frontage between Orange
Grove avenue and Chestnut street, ask
ing that oil macadam be used for
that part of the avenue, was granted.
A petition for rock and oil macadam
Between Washington and Montana
streets on Raymond avenue was also
granted. All parties seemed to be
satisfied. The Eason petition provides
for the commencement of work next
spring under the ten year bond act.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
SAN BERNARDINO
ofIce 1873 Court street.
Phones-Home 442; Sunset Main 44s.
SAN BERNARDIN0 WILL
ALLOW FIGHT PICTURES
Motion to Prohibit Films Is Lost
in the Council

SAN BERNARDINo, July 26,-The
fight pictures will be permitted In San
Bernardino. Last night the PROPOSE
ton was taken up by the city coun-
ell, at suggestion of Mayor McNabb,
who stated that there was petition
before the council, signed by over 200
citizens, asking that the pictures be
prohibited.
Councilman Cole made motlon
that the city attorney be instructed
to draft an ordinance prohibiting both
the fight picures and all crime pic
lures The motion failed for lack of
a second. Councilman Oweger sug-
gested that any one would. sign pc
tition, and that If each signer were
made to pay cents petitions would
not be so numerous.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
CHILD PAINFULLY HURT
BY FALLING FROM PORCH

LONG BEACH, July 26,-The II
months-old child Of Mr.. and Mrs. o. e.
Woodruff of 1870 Chestnut street fell
from the back porch at the family
home this morning while 1t had a
clothespin in its mouth. The child
struck on the ground on it's face, the
impact causing the clothespin to gouge
it's gums and palate. Three teeth were
knocked out. The injuries to the gums
and palate, while causing the child to
bleed profusely, are not expected to be
eprinla
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
NEWS FROM NEIGHBORING CITIES

president; Miss Josephine Chapman,
second vice president; Mrs. Sarah
Standiford, secretary; Mrs. Sarah M.
Bennett, member executive committee.
President Ellen Louise Highly reported
on her trip to the st. Louis convention.
A new chapter song by stephen Ben
nett was introduced at the meeting
and plans for league picnic in Pasa-
dena were tentatively discussed and
action deferred until next meeting.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
TO INSTALL WAVE MOTOR

SANTA MONICA, July 26,-The
Harmon Wave Motor company has
been granted a concession to install a
wave motor on the Marine street pier
for experimental purposes. The in
ventor of this engine claims to have
discovered the long sought means Of
Harvesting the energy of the sea
waves. The principle Of gravity is
utilized in combination with the power
of the rising and falling waves to
create a steady motion of the engine.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
LAST CALL FoR VOTERS

PASADENA, July 27.-All voters who
wish to participate in the August pri-
maries must register today. A. C.
Cooley, registration deputy, announces
that he will be at the Brunswick cigar
store, 80 East Colorado street, all day
and as late at night as there are any
voters in line to register. e. Rlleaux
will be stationed at 2S East Colorado
street during the day and at Ryans
cigar store, Is West Colorado street
from o'clock until 10 o'clock at night
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
HELP-MALE

WANTED-MEN AND BOYS: NO EXPENSE
for instruction: learn automobiles, electric
ity, plumbing. brickaying trade in months
instead of years. study half and work half
time; write for catalogue. UNITED TRADE
SCHOOL CONTRACTING CO., e47 Pacific
Electric Bldg. or 234 Aliso st. 7-l-1mo
WANTED-TWO GOOD BOYS AT ONCE
for carrying routes East of San Pedro
street and south of Fifth street. Apply
for MARX. Herald office. after p. m.
7-27-tf
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
TO READVERTIsE FOR BIDS

PASADENA, July 27.-No bids were
received at the council meeting yes
terday for the paving of California
street It is said that contractors are
reluctant to finance the job, which it
is estimated, will cost approximately
1000. Bids will be readvertised for
Street improvements to the amount of
S25, 900 were authorized yesterday.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
DOG PoIsoNER SOUGHT

SANTA MONICA, July 26.-The po-
lice are seeking the poisoner Of sew
eral valuable dogs here this week.
Citizens in all parts Of the city have
reported losing CANNES of high and
low pedigree and there is a general
feeling of vengeance evident. In a
number of cases the police have been
called upon to execute the dogs that
had eaten poison and were stricken
in the Dublic streets.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
SCHOOL BONDS CARRY

MONROVIA, July 26.-The issuance
of s125, 900 worth Of school bonds was
authorized by Monrovia voters to-
day by vote of 391 for the issue and
62 against It, The money will be used
in improving and enlarging the high
school and in building another gram
mar school.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
NEW OFFICERS CHOSEN

SANTA MONICA, July 26.--In its
annual election of officers the Santa
Monica board of trade chose J. ]. Sey-
mour president in place of Harry X.
Goetz, who has held the office a num-
Der of years. c. d. MiddIekauff was
elected vice president, Waldo x. Cow
an treasurer and E. w. Boehme Sec
retary.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
BIG BASS CAUGHT

SANTA MONICA, July 26.--After
struggling with his captive for half
hour ]. T. Black of Sherman, fishing
off the long wharf, today hauled in a
thirty-pound sea bass. He made the
catch with an ordinary hook and line
and was almost exhausted when he
finally brought the fish to gaff
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
TO HOLD BRIDGE TOURNAMENT

OCEAN PARK, July 26.-The Santa
Monica Bridge club will hold a tourna-
ment at the Casino on the night Of
August 8. The playing will last for
one evening, beginning at 8 o'clock.
Col ]. w. Jessop at the Venice Coun-
try club has charge of the entries.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS

FOR SALE-MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS
Take advantage of the opportunity which
we offer you to secure a fine 1915 piano.
guaranteed for 10 years, at the excep-
tionally low price of S277.50; SIS down
and S1,25 per week. no interest; money
back II not as represented. Life insur-
ance feature. Call or write for our free
booklet which explains this OFFER In de-
tail FITZGERALD MUSIC CO.. 523 s.
Broadway. 7-1S-tf
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
LEAGUE ELECTS OFFICERS

PASADENA, July 27.-New officers
of the Pasadena chapter of the Ameri-
can Womans league for the ensuing
year were elected last night as fol-
lows Mrs. Jennie I. Thayer, presi-
dent; Mrs. Bertha Plant, first vice
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
BIRTHS
GIRLS

TOLEN-To Allan and Emma Tolen. $3.50
Dayton avenue.
DAVIN--To Frank and Susie Dawn. 1885
East Scaud street
SHRODE-To David and Mable Shrode'
Mahantongo.
PARRENT-To Scott and Irene. 4O4 North
st. Louis street.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
CENSUS OFFICE CLOSED

REDLANDS, July 26.-L. M. King,
supervisor of the census for the Eighth
congressional district, today mailed out
his final reports and closed the office.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
DIED

MYTTON-Los Angeles July %, 1910, Maria
Mary Mytton, aged IS years. Private fu-
neral at Christ Episcopal church. Twelfth
and Flower wednesday at IL a. m IN
terment Rosedale cemetery.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27

SAN FRANCISCO. July 26.-For San Fran
cisco and vicinity: Fair Wednesday, except
fosSy in morning: moderate west wind.
For California south of the Tehaohapi: Gen
orally cloudy Wednesday, with showers in the
mountains; light west wind
For Sacramento valley: Fair Wednesday
light northwest wind
For Sacramento valley: Fair Wednesday
night south wind.
For San Joaquin valley: Fair Wednesday
lig ( wind
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
THE WEATHER

Los ANGELES, July 25 1910.
Time. Baron. ITher, lium wlndlvlc. weather:
5 p p M M :s.:S g. $ q g sw sw GISSsy GISSsy
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
HELP-TEMALE

LADIES. BEAUTY CUL-
ture: pay big; learn right. FLOREETINE
HAIRDRESSING COLLEGE, worlds
largest. ~ Mercantile place. corner Broad
way. e-Ae-1
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27

WANTED-A POSITION AS A HOLSTER OR
boom derrick engineer. with references. Call
or address GEO. BEMMERLY, 32l N. Broad
way. 7-26-7t
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
FORECAST

Maximum temperature, n.
Minimum temperature, 60.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27

BETHLEHEM FREE EMPLOYMENT
agency, 5l0 Vignes street. Main 5726;
Home A4SS4. Men for housecleaning, yard
work and general labor. 3-24-tf
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
SITUATIONS-MALE

AN ELDERLY MAN OF GOOD
habits. not afraid of work, steady home;
not big pay, good plain cook; clean and
saving; houseworl Of eany kind: care OF
horse. cows and lawn. Address or call JOHN
S. ROUSE. 12S E. First st. 1851
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
PHYSICIANS


DIR. II1CKoK. DIR. HICKoK.
SPECIALIST FOR WOMEN.
Treats all diseases of women under POS
TIVE GUARANTEE. Ladies who have for
merly paid for each treatment, whether BEN
efted or not, will appreciate the difference.
Pay only for satisfactory results. Charges
moderate
DE-. ~IICKOK gives modern antiseptic
treatment and patients In no danger or
blood poison or infection. Everything Is
sterilized before use.
DR. HICKOK provides q private home.
with nursing, for women In confinement.
xpert care and home comforts at reason
able rates Coninements by modern meth
DDS safe end free from pain. Adoptions
II desired
DIR. HICKoK gives personal attention to
every case. Consultation Is free and conf
Dental in all troubles. Any woman not sat
ished with her condition Is invited to call
for free consultation and free examination
DR.. HICKOK carefully examines every case
and gives an honest opinion and reliable
advice free X-RAY EXAMINATION made
when necessary. II case is accepted for
treatment cure is guaranteed. Moderate
charges for satisfactory results. Terms can
always be arranged. Hours 10 to A. Sun
days 10 to l. Phone FS236 for appointment
at other times.
DIR. HICKoK. ss2 W. 9Th St.. Suite 1O7
7-2O-tf
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27

FIRST CLASS TENOR WANTS TO SING
at concerts or theater. Good city refer
enees; four languages. BOX 279, Herald.
7-27-12
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27
sITUATIONS-FEMALR

sTENoGRAPHER-YOU LADY. ExPE-
rienced office assistant and stenographer,
wishes position in good firm. Excellent
references. Address BOX 262. HERALD
OFFICE 7-20-tf
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27

WANTED-soMETHIN TO DO. BY a
married man willing to work hard. Ad-
dress BOX 406. HERALD OFFICE.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-07-27

WANTED-PoSITION BY BOY OF II
years as office or errand boy or any sim
liar position where won't have to furnish
wheel Phone BOYLE 2133. 7-f3-tf
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-27
SmokInu That Maddens.

Marihuana is a weed used by people
Of the lower class and sometimes by
soldiers, but those who make larger
use of 1t are prisoners sentenced to
long terms. The use of the weed and
its sale. especially in barracks and
prisons, are very severely punished; !;
yet 1t has many adopts. and Indian
women cultivate II because they sell 1t
ut rather high prices. The dry leaves
Of marihuana alone or mixed with to-
bacc0 make the smoker wilder than q
Wild beast It Is said that Immediately
after the first three or four drafts Of
smoke smokers begin to feel a slight
headaches; then they see everything
moving. and finally they lose all con-
troll of their mental faculties. Every
thing. the smokers say, takes the
shape Of . monster, and men look IKE
devils They begin to nght, and. Of
course. everything smashed Is mon
ster Killed" But there are imaginary
beings whom the wild man cannot Kill.
and these inspire fear until the man IL
panic stricken and runs.-Mexican
Herald.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-27
Camels That Ride,

The Bedouins decorate their baggage
camels In the most fantastic manner
4 huge pack saddle is surmounted by
a still larger pannier. Above this
again is a sort of chair in which the
rider sits. The long strips of leather
hanging down the sides are simply
for decorative purposes. have seen
camels when too young to go on long
treks being carried In these panniers.
and they are always used for the Be-
douin children.
This tribe has many quaint and curl
GUS customs. Perhaps the most curl
GUS Of these Is the manner in which
they show their esteem for certain
strangers. One evening when a young
camel had been killed for the meal I
noticed the women collecting the
blood in a bowl Then. to my aston
ishment. they started painting my
cnmels on the necks and fanks with
the blood. Unknowtngly was the
recipient of the greatest honor that
can be paid a stranger. The blood
dried on and remained for q long
time. acting as a talisman among all
the Shersrat tribe.-Douglas Carru-
theirs in Wide World Magazine.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-27
A Bit of Sicily.

There is no Italian town more pic
turesque than the Sicilian capital. Pa
lermo." writes a traveller. I'm its port
lie crowded the queerest coasting craft
I have ever set eyes on. Sailing ships
of all rigs. their hulls painted all the
colors of the rainbow. nose up against
the quay. where mule carts. whose
drivers are shouting at the top Of their
voices. wait to take away the merchan-
disc. The narrow street where the
custom house ofieers examine the
goods brought ashore II q place OF
terrific noise. When q driver. two
clerks and two custom house oficers
are discussing the contents of : bale
or = cask Il seems as though murder
must BE- committed within the next
few seconds. But somebody signs
something. the cart moves on. and ~
erybody laughs"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-27

Cowdray, once the estate Of the eaTts
Of Egmont and now In the possession
Of Lord Cowdray. better known a. Sir
weetman Pearson. is the subject Of .
very interesting superstition Shortly
after the dissolution of the monastsFies
Cowdray was conferred upon Sir An
thony Browne. the father OF the nrst
Lord Montague, who had already beea
given Battle Abbey N . reward for
his services to Henry VIII. The story
goes that Sir Anthony. who had de-
stroyed the church and the cloisters in
Battle Abbey. was visited in the great
hall as he was holding his first feast
By ono Of the dispossessed mooks. VINO
after solemnly cursins him, prophesisd
that his family should perish By are
and water. Two centuries ana q half
later the prophecy was trag1cally full
nlled. In 1Tes the house was destroy
ID by IRE and within . week Of that
disaster the last Lord Montague lost
his life In Germany in an unsuccessful
attempt to shoot the f2lls OF the Rhine.
London News.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-27

city. borough township. school district.
other municipality or incorporates di:
triot. except as herein provided. shan nsN
- exceed seven per centum upon tks q.
sssssd value OF the taxable property there
In. nor shall any such municfpsaeky or
district incur any new debt. or izsrsass
its indebtedness to An amount sxsssdins
TWO per centum upon such assosseA val
eAtten OF property. without the assent 81
shs electors thereof at = public election b
ssch manner az shall be provided by law:
but any city. tbs debt of which new szs
eeeds seven per eentum sf such Assessed
valuation. may be authorized by law -
Asersase the same three per esntun. o
sAs aggregate. at any one time. upsa s0ss
valuation" - - 70 read a. soiiews:-
Section & The debt of any esunty. saws
borough. township. school district. - ssA-
- municipality or Incorporated dissrts4.
except As herein provided. shall Asvs~ e.
ssed seven per csntum upon the Asssssss
value Of the taxsbLs property thsFsas. nss
shall any such municipality - district ~
cur any new debt. or Increase It's inAske-
s1nsss 70 An amount exceeding two p@
esntun upen such assessed vAluAtisn -
property. without the assent Of the sies-
tors thereof at . public election in such
manner as shall be provided by law: but
any city. the debt Of which now exceeds
seven per centum OF such assessed val
uAtion. may be authorized by Law to in
crease the same three per centum. in ths
aggregate. at any one time. upon such
valuation, except that any debt or debts
hereinafter incurred by the city ana coun-
~ Of Philadelphia for the eenstruction
and development Of subways for transit
purposes. or for the construction sf
wharves Ana docks. or the reclamation az
land to be used in the construction OF .
system Of whaxves and docks. - publts
improvements. owned or to b owned -
said city and county OF PHILADELPHIA ane
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-27
caIIsd Ear 0ierx Divine.

Among the customers In drug store
ono day last week was a little girl who
Is known to her playmates in that Vi
cinity as Peggy" AS she stood wait
ing for her turn it could be noticed that
she was repeating something under her
breath in her effort to remember what
her mother had sent her to buy.
Mother wants Eve cents worth Of
glory divine"
"Of whatr' said the young clerk.
who was standing there as II stunned
by O hard blow OF baseball bat
"Glory divine. glory divine" came
the reply in a louder voice than when
she had made the original request.
"You had better go home and have
your mother write 1t down on paper,
little girl" said the clerk. feeling that
the girl was too sure to argue with
him.
Soon she returned, and. handing the
note to the clerk. he read. Five cents
worth of chlorate Of nme."-Philadei
phia Times.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-27

The processionaries are rather strange
eaterpiflars. single string Of them
Ave or six yards long has Just climbed
down from my parasol pines and Is at
this moment Unfolding itself in the
walls of my garden. carpeting the
ground traversed with transparent SILK.
according to the custom Of the race.
To say nothing OF the meteorological
apparatus Of unparalleled delicacy
which they carry on their spine. these
caterpillars. as everybody knows. have
this remarkable quaiity-that they
travel only In . troop. one after the
other. like the blind Of BreuGhd or
those in the parable, each Of them OBJ
sttnately, indissolubly following her
leader; 20 much 80 that our author
having one morning disposed the fle
on the edge Of large stone vase. thus
closing the circuit. for seven whole
days. during an atrocious week,
through cold. hunger and unspeakable
weariness. the unhappy troop on its
tragic round without rest, respite or
mercy, pursued the pitiless circle un-
til death arrived.-Forum.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-27

nROPOSED AMEN DMEETS TO THE
CONSTITUTION SUBMITTED TO
THE CITIZENS OF THIS COMMON
WEALTH FOR THEIR APPROVAL OR
REJECTION. BY THE GENERAL AS
SEMBLY OF THE COMMONWEALTH
OF PENNSYLVANIA. AND PUBLISH
ED BY ORDER OF THE SECRETARY
OF THE COMMONWEALTH. IN PUR-
HUANCE OF ARTICLE XVIII OF THE
CONSTITUTION.
Number One.
A CONCURRENT RESOLUTION
Proposing an amendment to section twen-
ty-six OF article five of tho Constitution
OF the Commonwealth OF Pennsylvania.
Resolved Qf the Senate concur). That
the following amendment to section tvsR-
ty-pix of article nve of the Constitution
Of Pennsyivania be. and the same u here
By. proposed. In accordance with the
eighteenth article thereof
That section H of Article W. which
reads g. follows: section q. Ali laws re-
isting to courts shall be general and Of
uniform operation. and the organization.
Jurisdiction. and powers OF all courts OF
the same class or grade. so far as regu-
lated by law. and the force ana effect of
the process and Judgments OF such courts.
| shall be uniform; and the General Assem-
bly, ID hereby prohibited from creating
other courts to exercise the powers vested
by this Constitution In the judges of the
Courts of Common Pleas and Orphans
Courts" be amended 30 that the same
| shall read foiows:-
Section &. All laws relating to courts
shall be general and of uniform opera
! tion. and the organization. Jurisdiction.
and powers Of all courts of the same class
| or grade. 30 far regulated by law. and
the force and effect Of the process and
| judgments OF such courts. shall be uni
| form: but. Notwithstanding any provi-
sions sf this Constitution. the General
Assembly shall have full power to estab-
| iish new courts. from time to time. ~ the
| same may be needed In any city or coun-
y. an6 10 prescribe the powers and tu-
| rfshiction thereof. and to increase the
| number Of judges In any courts now ex-
listing or hereafter created. OF to reorgan-
iss the same. or to vest In other courts
the Jurisdiction Heretofore exercised by
courts not OF record. and to abolish the
| same wherever II may be deemed neces-
ssry for the orderly and eficient aAninis-
| tration Of justice.
A trus copy of Resolution Nc. I.
ROBERT McAFEE,
Secretary of the Commonwealth
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-27

A western senator Of ample physical
proportions was endeavortng to obtain
q belt at a Washington haberdashery.
He was having a difiicult time in Sc
lecting q belt whose design struck his
fancy as well as Of proper require
ments for his girth-
"How much Is that oner' he de-
manded of the clerk. who was entirely
unaware OF the distinguished charae-
ter of the patron
'That Il ST." said the salesman
-Four dollarsr' exclaimed tho sena-
tor. isn't that an awful price for q
belt?"
Eyes. air." admitted the man behind
the counter: "but. you see. sir. after
they get into the regular surcingis size
we charge for 'em By the pound
Chicago Record Herald
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-27

a record Of brevity In = holiday cor
respondence was established by Q
Frenchman In the eighteenth century.
voltaire and Piton. the epigrammatist.
exchanged challenges to write the
shortest possible letter. So. when Vol
taire was starting on a journey. he
wrote to Piton, To rus" which Ii
the complete Latin for "I am going to
the country" Piton's answer was
just "P'-complete Latin for Cor
In business correspondence the rec
ord II divided between Victor Hugo.
who, anxious TO know how his LES
Aiserables- was going. wrote TO the
publisher. -r' and the Publisher. who
triumphantiy replied. 81"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-27

When King Henry Wis name was
spoken In his presence In the house OF
lersts every peer proat<ated himself
with AsiAtie servtiity. An entry In the
records OF ths house gives ths sub
stance OF . speech delivered by the
chancellor On Jan 10. i54i. In wAscA
The kings goodness and wisdom are
extolies. ana it tells ~ that whenever
bis majesty was mentioned. which
happened OFTEN Ill The lords prostrat-
ed thsmselves. bowling 90 tAs groond
a. one man
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-27
Murdsslna ehaksspsAre.

81 never hesitate to cut and slash
ana change any play until it suits
me-" said Stuart Robson to his legal
adviser On one occasion.
II suppose you edit Shakespeare with
n blue pencilf' replied the lawyer.
"You can just bet do"
Then. l imagine. you would plead
guilty to Al indictment for numbering
the Bard of Avonr''
"So: would not. but would admit
dissecting his corpse"