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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-09-16
attention.! y!

Lovers of good music and dancing
thc Tamaracl Band are starting their
Promcnades. The first promenade OF
The season will be held Slsur l;ty even 70
ing the 18th. During the vacation
season tlcy have procured some OF the
attest ami best u usic They X.""t T.
make a great success of their Prom
enades this season and il looks ike
their expectations will come true lof
everybody seems TO be glad they are
coming. The management of the band
have engaged Al Abbott 10 entertain
the dancers while they rest, with some
OF the latest song hits. Al don't get
enough singing at the Bijou so after
he finishes his stunts there, he hurrie'
to the Armory. Everybody is guar
antcd good time.
Note:-
Time-Eight o'clock.
Place -Armory.
Girl--Anybody's
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-09-16

desire to thank the many kind
friends and neighbors who assisted me
during my late sad bereavement Bs-
pecially do 4 thank Rey. Ward and all
those who sent the beautiful floral Of
ferirgs. Such kindness will ever be
remembered.
26S Mrs. James II. Morcom.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-09-16
SOCCER FOOTBALL HERE
Popular English Game Will Be Play
ed in Calumet.

There is some talk of playing Soc
cor football in Calumet this fall. A
number OF ex-ponents of the game
will meet in the near future, ana uh-
der the direction of f. ID. Sherwoou'
nhvsical Instructor in the Y. M, c. A.
will get out for practice.
Soccer football is one OF the mos.
scientific games ef football. The BAH
Is never handled by the player un-
less IL goes outside the field OF pay
and then only to throw 1t back again
The feet and head are used exclusive
~ in this game. both i'm passing ana
advancing the bssf 1t is spectacu-
lar game, and takes well win inc
American public especially in the east
and west where it is meeting with
general favor.
There are n number of expert play
ers I'm Calumet, and IT is said that Il
strong team of eleven players couiu
no organized. If a local team is form
ed. matches will be arranged WIN
other teams in the copper country
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-09-16

All members of the Four Tents are
requested TO meet Sunday morning NJ
$3.50 TO attend divine service at the
Salvation Army.
26g All. Richards. Sup''
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-09-16

500 New Fall Woolens showing the
actual fabrics and 60 new Fashion
plates from which to choose the style
YOU wish. You can also have your
measure taken for a suit or overcoat
bv an expert tailor. At the Glass
block store. Monday and Tuesday
Sept. 18th and Goth. 269
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-09-16

You can buy beautiful high top
organ. Estey make. cost when new.
$4,000. now $3.50. Easy payments.
Grlnneu Rros., l19 9Th ST.. Calumet. y
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-09-16

You are invited to attend the Dig
fall exhibition of Fashions and Fabrics
for Men and Boys at the Glass BLOCK
store. Monday and Tuesday, Sept. l9th
and goth. So'
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-09-16

You can buy a beautiful high tor
organ. Estey make, cost when new
$4,000. now $3.50. Easy payments
Grinnell Bros, 119 9Th ST., Calumet. \
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-24
As They Do in New York.

She was a beautiful and statuesque
blond who had changed her residence
from New York to this city and Sc
cured a position as s~tenographer in
the office of a staid, dignified citizen
Of good old Quaker descent. On the
morning of her first appearance she
vent straight to the desk of the boss.
II presume" she remarked, that
you begin the day over here the same
~ they do in New York;"
"Oh, yes" replied the boss, without
glancing from the letter he was read
ing.
"Well, hurry up and kiss me, then"
was the startling r%ejoinder, Il want
to get to work."-Philadelphia Tele-
graph.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-24
The Way of Life.

1t Is being said of an elderly man in
business in Atchison: He can't stand
punishment as he formerly could"
And there Is punishment to be en-
dured In making a living; don't forget
It Look owe your own experience,
and you will detect punishment every
hour of the day. If it isn't at home, it
is on the street "a or on the road
How many ways there are to punish
a mar who tries his best to get along
and behave himself. And after a man
gets old 1t Is evident every year
that the poor fellow can't stand pun.
lshment as he could when he was
younger.-Atchison Globe.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-24
Kept Umbrella Thirty Years,

A faithful old umbrella which has
shielded the family of DIR. James A.
Mullican Of Greenwood avenue from
the storms OF 80 years, was stolen on
Sunday. During the rain on hat day
the physician lent the umbrella to E.
A. Seek, and while the latter was in a
store some one stole 1t.
THE umbrella belonged to my IA
Their and has been In the family for
more than thirty years" said Doctor
Mullican the other night. 1T has been
covered several times.
ITO persons who are unable to keep
the same umbrella for more than thir-
ty days this may seem incredible, but
1t is true" concluded Doctor Mullican
with a smile.-Chicago Tribune.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-24
Trying Suggestion on the Mare.

Twice as the bus slowly wendell it's
way up the steep Cumberland gap the
door at the ear opened and slammed.
AT first those inside paid little heed;
but at the third time they demanded
to know why they should be disturbed
In this fashion.
whist cautioned the driver,
don't spake SO load; she'll overhcar
as"
#"Who?"
"The mare. Spake low! Shure,
Dime desavin' tn crayture! Every
tonne she ears tn door close she
thinks wan O. yez is gettin' down ter
walk up tn hill, an that sort a raises
her sperrits. success.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-24
UTAH STATE WOOL GROWERS
CONVEN ZION.

Salt Lake City, December 30-31, 1910.
Low excursion rates via The Salt
Lake Route. Tickets on sale from all
stations in Utah on Salt Lake Route.
FROM Tintic district and Nephi and
East, December 30th and 31st; from
points Modena to Tintic, December
29th and Both. Good returning until
January 3, 1911.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-24
a Urine Famine.

Il want to get W. pounds of tripe,"
said the lady, entering the shop.
Sorry, ma'am," replied the keeper,
but We haven't any tripe today"
No tripe? Why, it's in season."
mo. ma'am, there's no tripe being
shot Just now"
NC tripe being shot. Why. what
are you talking about?"
II should say, ma'am, that the
fisheries commission won't allow tripe
to be caught now"
Are you crazy. man? l don't want
fish. l want tripe.'
We'll, what in thunder is tripe,
ma'am?"
"Why-why, don't know Just what
1t is, but II you haven't got any III try
some other place."
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-24
Two Kinds of Fame.

"Yes," admitted the author of a sue
oessful book. Il woke up one morning
and found myself famous"
ut was different with me-" re-
marked the politician who had made
an ill-advised speech. "One morning
l found myself famous-then l woke
up."-Chicago News.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-24
But There Are No Takers.

clarence, you don't realize what it
is to have all your career before you.
I'd give 40 years of my life to have
your chances"
"Of course you would, Uncle Benja-
min. You'd be glad to give 40 of your
years to anybody that would take
'em."-Chicago Tribune.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-24
Horrid M an.

PA" said little Johnny, "do all
roses have thorns?"
Yes, my lad" patronizingly answers
father.
Il don't see any thorns on these
roses in mas new hat" continued
Johnny.
You would if you had to pay fol-
the hat!" sadly signs daddy.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-24
Not Too Many.

SubcOnsciously Percy noted that
papa's shoes were of a terrible thick
ness and numbered at least 11.-Har-
per's Magazine.
It's a mistake to marry into a cen
tipede's family.-Punch.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-24
No Leisure for Repentino.

Singleton-"Do you believe in the
old adage about marrying in haste and
repenting at l~eisure?"
Wedderly-"No. l don't. After a man
marries he has no leisure. Smart
Set.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-24
And He's Wonderinq Yet,

English Waiter-"Which side of the
table do you wish to sit on, sir?"
American Guest-"I prefer to sit on
. chair"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-24
When He Cries.

The Visitor-"What are you going
to call him."
The Fond Mother-"I don't know
yet; his father calls him something
different every night.-The Sketch
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-24
Future Gains for Present Needs.

Il shouldn't mind having my con
tributions paid for on publication,
were it not"
"What?"
THAT my meals have to be paid for
on Acknowledgements.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-24
Conservation Wanted

Candidate-''What a fine baby?
Baby-'Aw kiss me big sister! She
likes it and | don't."-Judge.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-24
M0N0CLE

Cholly Grm-Beg pardon, my good
man. but how a l find the customs
office?
Jack Tar-I1l tell ye, mate; shift
yer lantern from starboard to port
and foller the twist In yer face.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-24

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums, reduces in
fammation ,alays pain. cures wind collie. 2c q bottle.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-24

Occasionally a crooked path leads
to a stratt-jacket.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-24

It's as easy to pick up experience
as it is to drop money.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-24

In case OF pain on the lungs Hamlins
Wizard Oil acts like a mustard plaster,
except that it is more effective and is so
much nicer and cleaner to use.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-24
important TO M other3

IN Use FOr over 80 fedrS.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Street Treatment.
Hewitt-Have they been treating
your street?
Jewett-Yes; they have been pour
Ing oil on the troubled macadam.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-24

Some men are always looking for a
chance to save money, and some are
satisfied II they merely get it.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-24

Worth Its Weight In Gold.
PETTIT'S EYE SALVE strengthens old
eyes, tonic for eye strain, weak and watery
eyes. Druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo,
n. Y.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-24
Carr Famous Indian Fighter.

Eugene A. Carr, like Merritt. was
a West Pointer. His rise was rapid
and he a one of the few officers of
the United States army who received
commissions by acts of congress be-
cause of conspicuous personal gallan-
try in the field.
Carr stayed in the regular service
at the close of the civil war and was
sent to the plains to begin the untried
duty of fighting Indians. Like Gen
eral Miles. Carr developed a remark
able plainsmen's sense. They won
perhaps even more fame as Indian
fighters than came to them as fighters
against men of thier own color.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-02-28
OLD UNIVERSITY
NEWS THAT'S NEW
Ten Years AGO.

DR.. Pickard delivered a lecture on
art in St. Louis last week.
DR.. Jesse delivered lecture before
Mary Institute in ST. Louis last week
About 1000 volumes of new books
have recently been received by the
law department of the university.
This addition makes the law library
one of the largest in the West.
The seniors have receivtd their caps
and gowns and will hereafter wear
them whenever occasion offers.
W. ID. Moore of st. Louis has left
school to take up the study of law in
st. Louis He will return and com
plete his course in the academic de-
partment next year or the year after,
kimbrough Stone, who graduated
from the law department of the uni
versity. and who was clerk OF tn"
revision committee at jefferson City,
has declined a call to the chair OF
law in the University of North Dakota.
He will practice law either with his
father in st. Louis or in the North
west Missouri.
The preliminary contest to select
speakers to represent Missouri Uni
verSity in the annual debate with
Kansas University took place in the
university auditorium Friday and Sat
urday nights. February 10 and L..
There were thirteen speakers in all.
Five on Friday night and eight on Sat
urday night.
The junior academic class held Il
meeting Saturday afternoon and de
cided to have a promenade on the
evening of February 2S. This is the
anniversary of the famous sO-called
student riot" which took place when
the freshman now junior class. gave
its annual reception in 1898. No
trouble is anticipated this year by the
juniors. The promenade will start
off with a grand march. 1t will be
held in the ladies' parlors of the uni
versity. The senior class has been
invited to attend. The juniors have
selected serese and blue as their
colors.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-02-28
Twenty Years Ago.

MaStin and Thompson went to Full
ton Saturday, returning Monday.
1t has gotten dry and warm enough
now for the work to continue on the
new drill ground, so the monotonou.
beat of the rock-breaker's hammer i.
| heard again.
The Nj. S. L. has lost some gradu
ates by the extreme rigdness of tn,
mathematics department, for som;
whose taste is not for this study have
become discouraged by successive
tlunking"
The engineers have organized foot
ball eleven and elected Henry HeitZ
berg their captain and Prof. Phillips
manager. This makes three of the
college departments that are repre-.
sented on the fields of kick and kill. "
On last Saturday evening an audi.
ence of about a thousand assembled il
the university chapel to witness the
exercises of the open season of the
Philalthean society. The audience
were expecting quite treat and
were not disappointed. The exercises
throughout were good
st. Valentines evening, by the ener-
gles of our ladies, was made a date
long to be remembered. Venable's
Hall, which had been previously dec
GRATED for the Episcopal affair, was
the scene of gaiety. Dancing was
the revel of the evening. The ladies
all wore calico costumes, some of
which were surprisingly becoming.
And the men were sparingly attired in
knickerbockers. In an ante room
coffee and sandwiches were attainable
and attained. All deserve much credit
Tor the effort so successful.
Mr. George Edwards, one of the law
students at the university. in company
with Messrs. Pitman and Daniels. also
students there, found $500 in green
backs lying in the street last Satur-
day. 1t was not wrapped up nor was
there paper OF any kind to indicate
the name OF the owner. The yOung
men gave notice of the find to the
banks and shortly afterwards the
owner, Mr.. Winn, living near Halls
vile, identified the money as his prop
erty and secured it. 1t is not often
that $500 in cash is lost in the highway
and still less often that it is found
by honest men.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-02-28
CHARACTER, ITS AIM.

A university education is not the
cramming of facts into a mans head
nor is it simply the perusal of knowl-
edge.
While at the university a man is
forming his character, and though he
may not be aware, the habits of
thought and action will become so
strong that they will stay with him
in after life
Ability to choose the studies that
will give the fullest mental develop
ment. ability to choose companions.
and ability to conduct oneself without
reproach are elements of university
education. The last, perhaps. in the
final analysis, is the most important.
Many actions termed smart" by a
large class of students are in reality
not smart but the product of a small
mind, which bring discredit to the
actor and reproach to the university
atmosphere.
The class of students who are given
to reprehensible conduct make up the
lowest element in the point of study.
and it is this class who poor in work
and poor in conduct, go into the world
half equipped, both educatonally and
morally, then blame themselves for
being placed in the existing circum-
stances.
The trouble with these men is that
they know not how to conduct them
selves in such way as to be respected
while the opportunity presented itself
at the university.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-02-28
EVIL INFLUENCES.

Thoughts may be expressed and
evils may be done not only in acts
and in speech-but also in pictures.
When one friend sends to another
through the mails, postal cards CON
tanning obscene views, it is equivalent
to one young man taking another in
the city to places OF questionable repu-
tatiOn.
The occasional receiving of such
postal views from outside, together
with the frequent seeing of theatrical
posters of like character on the bill
boards of the city, cannot fail to
spread evil influences
To induce a friend to do good is a
duty. but to lead him to temptation is
a crime.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-02-28
HARVARD NEoPHYTEs PERFORM
One Calls Drink a Curse, "But o, For
One long Curse!"

Staid old Cambridge has no need to
journey across the bridge to Boston
| Thursday to enjoy vaudeville. 1t was
right there in its midst. so as to speak.
and 1t was there "a. s" or in sufficient
! quantity to please the most fastidious
or the most eXacting.
Each recurring year one hundred
students of Fair Harvard" for the
! greater part members of the athletic
/ element of the sophomore class. are
| initiated into the mysteries of The
/ Institute" Previous to this final cere-
mOny these students are at the beck
and call of the older members of the
/ clothes and to do any old errand that
may be demanded.
Thursday Il class OF five initiates.
the first to be put through the sprouts
since the Yale Harvard game. occu-
pied the center OF the stage at Har-
ward Square and entertained large
and appreciative audience for a CON
siderable period. 1t was free show.
but that did not detract from its
merit. and the neophytes performed
their various parts with the practiced
abandon of accomplished artists.
One neophyte had evidently been an
understudy in the star role in Ten
Nights in Barroom,' for his spe-
cialty was to initiate a disciple of
BacchuS and to reel about the streets
plaintively crying: Drink is a curse.
Oh, for one long curse.' Another,
representing Napoleon, delivered
talk on his cOnqueStS. much to the
delectation of his audience; while
still another, attired as a ballet girl.
gave a splendid terpsichorean per-
formance, interspersed with the rem
dition in high pitched voice of the
beautiful classic, Has Anybody Here !
Seen Kelly?"
The exhibition proved highly elevat
ing and inspiring to the gathering and
there were none present who was not |
willing to concede that each neophvte |
had paid his full entrance fee to the
'lnstitute' and should be accepted as
a full tiedged member without uues- |
tlOn.-BOStOn Traveller
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-02-28

in the world waiting to be read.
Things just as easy to read, just as
exciting. yet conducive to mental
growth at the same time. Yet the
appeal.
The constant reading of inantities
means mental degeneration, a slipping
back of tastes. Each story in itself may
be utterly harmless, but as a steady
mental food malnutrition of the intel
lect, mental anaemia, is the inevitable
result.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-02-28
Only One MESSAGE.

The lady of the house where they
use a party line" told the new maid
to repeat to her any message. Then
the lady went shopping. When she
returned she summoned the maid.
Did You receive any message for
me. Jane?" she inquired
Only one, ma'am. | thought |
heard TIL bell ring, ma'am, an took
down III receiver, ma'am, an just
then voice said, Listening again. are
YOU. you old snoop?' ?'"-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-02-28
University Calendar

Fourth Annual Exhibition of oil
paintings daily in Museum OF Archae.
ology until March 6.
March /. Botany lecture. c. S.
eager at University Assembly.
March st. Louis symphony Or
chestra.
March s. Prof. W. c. Curtis on
Experimental Zoology at assembly.
March -. Prof. George Lefevre on
Evolutionary Zoology at assembly.
April 1-Quarterly meeting OF Board
Of Curators.
May 80 to June Final eyamina-
tions.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-02-28
HOW TO USE SANDY SOIL.
Agricultural Experiment Station Fin
ished Survey in South east Missouri.

Agricultural Experiment Station Fin
ished Survey in Southeast Missouri.
The agricultural experiment station
of the College of Agriculture recently
has issued a bulletin telling of soil
experiments conducted on the upland
loan of Southeast Missouri. The eN-
periments were begun in 1905 on some
ridge lam. near Victoria, in Jefferson
county. The purpose was to deter
mine the most profitable treatment
for the soil OF that region. The work
was completed in the fall OF 1905,
and the results are published in the
bulletin.
The soil in that part of the state, as
told in the bulletin, is OF limestone
and sandstone origin. Of fine sandy
nature. The plot OF ground worked
had been run down when the station
began its work. The bulletin says:
|. This soil is lacking first in nj
trogen and humus. second in phus
phorus. and it is slightly lacking il.
potassium and lime.
.. The experiments SHOW Strii.-
ing response 10 the application o
phosphates. especially in the case Of
clover
b The application of lime has
given some return, as has also the
use Of potash and the growing Of COW
peas.
1. The recommendations for hand
ling this soil are briefly as follows:
a. Build up the humus by adopting
a systematic crop rotation which shall
include clover, cowpeas, and grass
crops to be fed back or in some cases
to be turned under.
b. Adopt four or five year rOta-
ton, such as corn, cowpeas. wheat.
clover or corn, corn, cowpeas. wheat.
clover and apply $50 pounds OF
steamed bone meal before corn and
125 to 100 pounds before wheat.
C. On badly worn lands where ali
immediate profit is desired, apply with
the wheat 125 to $50 pounds per acre
of fertilizer containing II. to 3 per
cent nitrogen, S to II per cent avail
able phosphoric acid, and 2 to 3 per
cent potash.
d. Avoid using fertilizer repeatedly
on the same land unless the humus
supply is maintained
e. Save barn-yard manure scrupu-
lously and return to the land.
f. Where the land is TO be farme;
carefully for number OF years. adopt
a systematic crop rotation which will
maintain the humus and then apply
600 to 500 pounds OF raw rock phos-
phate before corn once in four or five
years. turning it under with manure
or sod.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-02-28

The two monuments on the campus
of the University of Missouri-the
Jefferson and Barton monuments
have no inscriptions to identify them.
Persons have to ask before they know
for whom the monuments were in
tended, Why not place ordinary tab
lets on them to identify them?
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-02-28
READ ONLY The BEST.

AS a whole the American people
waste a great deal of time on various
kinds of drivel, harmless and other
wise. In the latter class comes the
yellow newspaper and the modern
problem novel and play, in the former
the popular magazine.
The various Blue, Green, Red Books.
etc. types of the 15c magazine. are
sold by the millions all over the
country, and their number still grows.
There is such wealth of literature