The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1910-06-24
4 BACHELOR GIRL
WANTS HUSBAND
HERE is A RATTLING GOOD
CHANCE FOR SOME CALD-
WE'LL BACHELOR.
voune Woman With $4,000 no
Looking for Husband-CaId,
well Has Great Many Young
Men Who Ought to Get Married.
No Longer An Excuse for Anyone.

In glancing through recent issue
of the Gooding Leader we ran across
an advertisement of bachelor girl
aged q, worth 100000 who
would marry, address F, box 35
Corr, League, Toledo, Ohio. The
Leader calls attention to number Of
Gooding eligibles and also to the
possibilities of $30,000.00. The
Tribune has no desire to cut in on
the Young men of Gooding but if
they haven't the nerve there are
some mighty fine young fellows in
Caldwell who ought to get married
We know that they ought to get mar
ried In fact we do not know why
they have remained unmarried SO
long. Many of them are old enough
10 say the least. If we can do any.
thing to help these Caldwell young
men without injury to their fellow
conspirators at Gooding we will feel
that we have done the world one
good turn. No man has the right to
remain unmarried. The Constitu-
ton of the United States specifies the
inalienable rights of man which arc
life, liberty and the pursuit of happi
ness. You don't find the right of re
naming unmarried in the Constitu-
ton, or even in the Declaration of
Independence where it ought to be If
there be such right. T. Jefferson, A.
Hamilton, ct cetera, who are popu
larly supposed to have been authori-
ties on the rights of man, in no wise
intimate that he has any right to re-
main unmarried. If he insists upon
remaining unattached he is a criml-
nal, usurper and traitor; authority,
T. Roosevelt, who at this moment
regulates and controls all human af.
fairs. The premises being sound,
the conclusion irresistible, the sylley-
ism is complete: ergo there must be
something doing in Caldwell instan.
ter or the wrath of the people shall
be invoked. Here is a young lady
with thirty thousand dollars, remem.
Der the thirty thousand, and here Is
Caldwell greatly in need of popula-
ton and little punches of thirty
thousand each, and here is Louis
Schnable, J. D. and w. P. Kelleher.
Walter r. Cupp and many Others
These and others are hereby notified
10 get busy at once. If nothing else
Will move them, town pride and the
states welfare should be invoked.
These four young men expect to
make their living; yes, accumulate u
competence in Caldwell, and yet are
entirely unmindful of their plan
duty and the welfare of the commun.
lty We are told that Walter II.
Cupp wants to go to the Legislature
wouldn't 1t be a great note to have
On unmarried man in the Idaho legis.
nature? There is now in official po-
Sition unmarried men. Sheriff Bresh.
ears seems to be in league with old
NICK himself. He is supporting Ia
single cussedness Deputies Payntcr
ana Mitchell. His next door neigh.
Dor Is c. ]. Sebring, probate judge
and bachelor Mayor Gowen. who
Wetends that he Ia booster. keeps
on the city pay roll Fred Richardson
bachelor, What Ia this world com
ing to? Is there no civic pride In of
hcialdom? The merchants employ
unmarried men In Caldwell and some
VI the merchants are unmarried too,
mere are Botkin and Harmon. y
whole firm. DR., Henrlckhouse and
william Irving Mcintosh, not In busl
uess but old enough. Then comes
Mestrope, Lesser. Boyes, Cream,
hehden and Otto Schenkle--as fine n
'ooSlhg ensemble as one would care
10 meet All of them are unmarried
van Hyming. Gates. HURT, LaverIng
N'oree Potter and Hance Tiny Terry
@'' not to be overlooked or sneeze1
" as possibilities. You may add II
r"'Se DIR. Kingsbury. Loud. soule and
compton who are ellgib'es. Then
o"ere Is Binford and Bedford and
"a" Clay who has already escaped
All of these are inviting disaster
themselves by the course they arc
pursulng There are others in Cald
=. wi VINO will be called to account a.
early date. We do not pretend tu
''er the whole field at one time