The Pensacola journal., 1910-05-07

there are running wild in Florida.
If you want to talk weather further.
| will hire a hall in conjunction with
anywhere from the Pecos val
ley to the oil fields of Beaumont, and
enter into a talkfest Marathon on eli
matte conditions of the two sections.
! will give you your mountains, your
sensible temperature" throw in few
snOwballs for good measure, and beat
you with both hands tied behind my
back.
The reply of the Californian will be
awaited with pleasure by all FIorid-
ians.
Mr.. Walker Percy of Birmingham,
was elected to the legislature Monday,
and his brother over in Mississippi a
few months since was elected by the
legislature to the United States senate.
1t seems to run in the family. They
have another brother in Memphis who
is a prominent business man and
The typical native of this state, on
meeting stranger, will first empha-
size the fact in glowing terms that he
is from Florida and will then tell how
many children he has. With the ma
tives of most other states it seems to
be just the other way.
Replying to Constant Reader" we
will say that that Pensacola princess
1-or, Sorr- ~, +ba oOrrar ,,og+orJor n flor
noon about o'clock is not the
prettiest in Pensacola, but is one of
the prettiest in the entire land outside
Of this city.
The Birmingham Ledger, one of the
finest papers of the south, won a vic
tory and got licked in the recent pri-
mary-lost on Mallory but won on
Bankhead. We can't expect to have
the best always, dear Ledger.
High-sounding platitudes are alright,
but saying it, short and straight from
the shoulder is better when you, mad
vertently of course, slide the hot end
Of your cigar into your mouth.
The average business man doesn't
care what the shape of a clerks ears
are-all he wants to know of the
aforesaid clerk is, can you hear a dol
lar rattle in a sack of feathers?
You see, it's this way in the Land
o. Flowers: The breezes from the
gulf and those from the Atlantic are
constantly passing to and fro like ants
on a rail, and as gently.
Every issue of the Jacksonville Me-
tropolis is literally stuffed with adver.
tising. Those business men over there
evidently know a good thing at a
glance.
1t is not egotism that gives candi
fdates such a favorable opinion OF
themselves. However, a guess as tc
what 'ft' is will not be ventured here
If men weren't so blamed impatient
we'd have fewer suicides and the same
number of deaths, too
No ghosts in Florida save the con
ventton ghost, and it will be killed
Tuesday.
Life is full of men, but all men are
not full of life, judging from the city
docket.
If we'd sell water at a nickel PEI
glass there'd be more of it used
maybe.
Tell it to the newspaper man if il
worries you. He knows most every
thing else that isn't worth knowing.
| Jacksonville is clear on the other
side of the state, if that's any induce
ment to you to locate in Pensacola.
| Florida has quite a number of Jen
ningses and much Of the spirit Of vii
liam Jennings.
Moss, ivy, lilies and palms help mat
ters along in these parts.
The candidates ar rounding the cor
ner for the homie stretch.
Flower beds and beds of ease are
| the kind we have down here.
! If you want to get next to an editor
| put ashes in his paste pot.
| 2 PANI-ALA
for MALARIA (ChilIS and Feyer)
Rids the blood Of the Malarial poison.
@. S. Stevens, Tlacide Hotel, Jackson