The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-01-07
VEST POINT RAzING |
1t Knocked All the Egotism Out
Of the New Cadet.
SINGING His OWN PRAISES.
ais Was Kept at It to Iii. Own Morti.
fieation ard the Delight Of the Upper
Glass Msn-A Clipping From His
Homo Paper Started the Trouble.

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Glass Msn-A Clipping From His
Homo Paper Started the Trouble.
Hazing at the United States Military
academy. West Point, has in the past
ten years been SO frequently followed
by punishment and otherwise discount
tenanced that 1t has practically become
q thing of the past. A third of q cen
fury ago the modes of hazing were
varied and many of them unique. A
certain graduate who hailed from
south Of Mason and Dixon's line and
from west Of the Allegheny noun
tains told this story of his own expe-
rience:
He was a tall, rawboned fellow
when he entered the academy as a
7'plebe' and had been assigned to
room with bright little chap. with
whom he soon became very friendly
and confidential. Several weeks after
he had entered the academy he receiv-
ed letter from his good mother, in
which she had inclosed clipping from
their county newspaper.
The article mentioned the fact that
young Mr.. - had received an ap-
pointment to West Point and had left
for that place several days before; that,
whereas they extended congratulations
to the young man. the United States
government was to be much more
greatly congratulated upon obtaining
as one Of it's embryo soldiers man
from their community. the son of such
q noble sire. whose sire and great-sires
had been equally noble, young man
above reproach. of great intellect and
bound to make his mark in any call
ing he might elect. etc.
This article inspired its recipient
with pride and pleasure. He found it
impossible to refrain from showing it
to his roommate and an hour after
having done so was accosted while
going downstairs by an upper class
man who had been drilling him and
had been very severe. At this meeting
the upper class man, who was about
half his size, looked at him solemnly,
removed his cap and said: "Mr. -, l
humbly beg your pardon for having
been SO stern with you. did not
know until few moments ago what a
distinguished and intellectual young
man you were. You honor us by be-
coming One OF us"
The pleased "plebe." never for
moment seeming mischief, grinningly
replied: "That's all right, Mr.. -. l
forgive you.'
That evening while the "plebe" and
his roommate were engaged in study
there was knock at their door, and
there entered the upper class man who
had accosted and apologized to the
''plebe" on the stairs. he being accom-
panied by a dozen other upper class
men. He thus addressed the 'plebe::"
"AIr. -. here are number of your
brother cadets who are DESTROYS of
knowing what a particularly distin-
guished man they have among them.
You will therefore kindly read what
your newspaper says Of you.''
The ''plebe" was inclined to demur,
but the determined manner and steely
eye Of the little upper class man COM
PEELED obedience. Embarrassed, he
istumblingly read the whole article, at
the conclusion of which the little upper
class man stated that the reader had
'mumbled in parts, had failed to enun-
ciate distinctly and required the poor
''plebe" to read it again. This having
been done, all shook hands with him
In an apparently most deferential man.
ner, after which the little upper class
man stated that they would call the
next evening augmented by other ca
diets and that in the meantime the
''plebe'' would commit the article to
memory and be in readiness to repeat
It when they called.
His manner brooked no disobedience,
The call was made the next evening.
the number Of cadets being nearly
double that Of the previous evening,
and he repeated the article, being
prompted by the little upper class
man. Before the departure Of his Wis
1tors he was informed that he would
be visited the next evening by a still
greater number of cadets. and he was
VA0SAcN " Ue pESpdESU W UeSld1u Tue
article depicting his virtues.
The visit was made and the declama-
tion rendered. He was then Informed
that he would be again visited the fol-
lowing evening and would prepare
himself so as to he able to render the
article in song. This visit was made,
the room being fairly packed with ca
diets. and the poor ''plebe'' was re.
quired to stand on a table and howl
the article from start to finish, for he
had not the faintest understanding Of
how to sing or turn a tune. In after
years he said that II he had ever had
any egotism in his composition 1t was
completely knocked out Of him by hav-
ing to handle that article as be had to
handle IT.. W. Duncan in Lippin-
eoef'a.
your political antagonist Il calling
you every name he can think Of" said
the agitated friend.
"Don't interrupt him." answered
Senator Sorghum. 1T Is better to have