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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-03
PETS Or CHEAT LADIES. Fl.
Some Curious Alterations of London's
Social Favorites.

Some pretty rough things have been
said about the affectations of English
aeistocracy from time to time, but the
recent accounts of their household
pets are about as sncomprehensible
as any Of their other foibles. me
greyhound and the long silky cared
spaniel are a thing of the past. The
Duchess of Marlborough is said to
have a special fondness for serpents
She spends days also in the park at
Ilenheir with the gazelles, which in
hcr society seem to forget their tradi'
tional shyness Her other pets are gro
tosaue looking pelicans which may be
seen about the shores of the ponds,
Lady Warwick, the titled socialist
leader, especially loves white animals,
and in her grounds at Warwick are
white peacocks, all kinds of white
birds, even a white elephant. Her
special treasure is a white parrot
which is said to be more than CEN
tury old.
Lady Cadogan has famous col
fection or snakes. she IS able 10
drape some of them about her in
such way that they serve as jewelry
Among her pets are two trained liz
ards. Lady Cottenham nurses with
great care her domice, and Lady
Churchill is said to be happiest when
her crocodile is near her. Lady
Hopes pet is an ape from Senegal
while Mrs. Rose Hubbard, one Of The
most popular of the wonle MS Mrs
Keppel's set. raises geese. MISS Rosa
Boughton, one of the most likeC
of the unmarried girls in London SO
ciety, insists upon taking to all th'
houses that will allow ner q hyen'
that she brought from Constantinopl
and has tanned.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-03
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that AZ q
special meeting Of the stakeholder
of the Pupkin Dry Goods Company
held at the office OF said company +
Cairo. Illinois, on the twenty-nlut
day OF December, 1909. at two o'clock
y. m. the name Of the company WaS
changed from Pupltin D,T GooHE
Company to L. Berkowitz Dry Goods
Company and that the certificate
showing such change have been duis
filed in the office OF the Secretary o.
State of Illinois and in the Office OF
the recorder Of deeds in aud for Alex
amber County, Illinois.
Dated this 3rd day OF January, l9lo
l.. BERKOWGTZ,
Attest - Preslueht
NADIA BERKOWITI,
Secretary.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-03
Household Notes.

Use lime water plentifully on your
flowers. and 1t will keep the earth
sweet and destroy all earth worms.
Do not purchase glazed pots for the
plants this year, for roots must have
ventilation.
Put stale crackers INTO a jar. throw
over them handful Of salt and
brown. Shake off the salt and the
crackers win have delicious taste as
good as when new.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-03
The Wherefore.

aWhy do you persist In giving ser
sational musical comedy instead 81
Shakespeare?
s.lll answer that question by asking
another" said the theatrical MANAGE
Which play do you pay your money
FOR. the one you feel you ought TO sees
or the one you oushtn't TOT
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-03
Cairo, ILL.,, Dec. II, 1909.
NOTICE TO STOCKHOLDERS.

The annual meeting of the stock.
holders OF the Alexander County
Savings Bank of Cairo, Illinois, will
be held at the office Of the above
named bank in the city Of Cairo, Hi
nois, on Wednesday, January 5, 1910
at 1870 o'clock p. NJ, for the purpose
of electing a Board OF directors, an
such other business as may NJ
brought before said meeting,
JAMES Fl. GAIILGAN,
Cashier.
Cairo, H., December 4, 1909
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-03
WIT AND HUMoR
A Nickel Cigar.

- NtShCi S'SF'-
A good "kid" story from the Hutch
iuson Gazette: II was the boss BIRTH
day. The office boy knew it. because
he had heard the boss wife say So
rhc Office hoy worshipped the boss anu
had ,,ougpt him birthday present
Oftsl h2 hst heard the boss say that
the only presents he nked were cigars
providing hey were ten-cent clgars'
and he was ,rried for fear the BOSS
might not Use his present
The boss came in and threw open
bis desk. Lying there he saw smali
marcel He opened il and tound y
contained cigar He looked az u
closely. Ii WIS a nickel cigar
'sHuh." said the boss, disgnsteoiy'
Then he noticed that there WAS Wrle'
tnr on the paper. He read
"fiappy birthday. l didn't hnS
ten center because only ha"
ntcb Y.
The boss hit the end OIL tht eig'r
enc 81, in his pocket and drew on.
me- 4 sAghted the weea' "
/ ~, icaNly q yniuute. N
- know th6S made sucA xqc
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-03
Errinrs Acsin in Vogue.

F
Ali the smart women seem TO have
outgrown the antipathy to earrings.
Artificial pearl buttons are used to
the almost complete exclusion of the
real g"yHs.
Nhen these do not meet approval,
tresh water or baroque pearls are
used and cut down to the proper size
and smocthness.
Large disks Of mother-of-pearl are
very smart They are surrounded by
hin rims CT gold. Balls of white coral
are equally in demand.
Oh course il you are tall enough
YOU should wear pendants OF pearl or
let. They are the smartest of all.
Some wcmen even wear hoops of
small pearls which hang from single
pearl.
In fact. the earrings Of all kinds is
with us. and We look quite sophis-
tieated or gypsylike according to our
particular type.
The hair is worn quite fiat in front
and whenever possible it is parted. A
number of jeweled bands are being
worn in the hair, and these go with
he most classical style of hairdress
ing.
Besides, the hats must be worn fla
on the head, and these make the higl
Dom padour out of tie question.
Thu plain ribbon pinned around tn
head like a surgical bandage Is yer,
much in vogue. Partisan actress re
Gently appeared with one of thes
! made of fine pearls sewed on a piec
Of gold net
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-03
THE PEOPLE ALL
In Chorus Cried, Give Us Newbro's
Herpictde.

This word OF late has been In every
ones mouth, and many are wondering
what the word signifies. though no one
has yet been found, who will deny that
NEwBROS HERPICIDE does the worg.
Well. for the information OF thousands OF
people who like to know all about good
thing. we would say that HERPIcTDE
means. a destroyer OF killer of 'llarpea."
Now Herpes" is the family name OF a
disease caused by various vegetable par
asltes. A similar microbe causes DAT
druff itching scalp. and falling hair; this
Is the microbe that NEWBRO'S HERpl-
eide promptly destroys; after which tho
hair grows. Sold by leading druggists.
Send l0c. In stamps for sample to The
ueypicide CO., Detroit. Mich,
One dollas torxea guaranteed. Faui
G. Schoh & Sous, special agents.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-03
NOTICE TO STOCKHOLDERS.

The annual stockholders meeting
OF the First Bank and Trust Company,
Cairo, ILL.,, will be held at the banking
rooms of said bank, Tuesday. January
18th, 1910, at $3.50 p. M, for the cleo.
ton of Directors and such other bust
ness as may properly come before
said meeting.
H. r. AISTHORPE.
Secretary.
Cairo, H., Dec. 18th, 1909.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-03
Proposals f9r the removal OF carpag'
f,r the Ycar 1910.

a., vo-. 1o1o
p,,,aea,s ,5.,rasssd ia T.,
co. ra,,uai- Of 10 Ga, of Cojro m
~, ~ IAN hn roooivod nj the office O
H. rttr. romntro,tor Of said city o
o,a,nn ~ Nn t,tI Commercial ave
.r,o "A mo cav oe Caro- illinois. ~
- -.an o.c,oeR y N of Tuesday, jan
1tIo,o ror tar removal of q
,a,5,oao IN sail City Of cairo duriu
~ ,oo,. toto
c,.,1 ,..,oa, .I,o1r onrs;st of MI dc
aJ r,,,;+, yaoatah,cs and kitchc,
,rfars in front al oil residences
~, c,t,. or go;,., o,1 shall also 90.
Nv iaa.l ovi,,.1. which are Il
|, .,,,., +, an streats allevs ami pr
..en,;,o, II soid CIV of cairo
M, a,,tnaotor whose hid shall 3,
nal, ho ro,rirol to rnmoy
| ,ia, 40 mon+he her
| ,,aa nc eollov,s.
,,-,,, ,+h. ar January Fehy,
| All rooo,,her. NJ the Year 1910
49, -, ti,no, oacb waak for IN
| - Mach ami AnriI of tbe
1o,o ,hroa -, titnas each week
49,, a,o nontbs 81 Nav lime .IuI
,.,.,,,at snntemhar October and No
.'a.nhor nf the ven, 1910 six Ca
,' 80 ,h ,raa,,
',. Ian., ant,no,s which shall, .be
| n INV ~ tho streets an,
,.,, ,,ri,.oto ura,nisn.
-, la,. ~ rairo obau No renove,
u,a ontroc,o. immediately aftei
- attontinn sh.lI have heen Gale,
'l' aa
NJ aantraoto,, whose hid shall ~,
Mi 10 roo,irel IN rcmoy,
w, .,,.,,,aa i, WAGON an, wagon,
'", atao1 toot ~, hod wb1cl
~, y, ,aaa no., thrae.sixteonth,
- ,noh th,cl, and shall be waite
o omI n.hioh sha1, contain . liJ O
,,1,aa n,o tnn +harcof which shall, H.
wv ,,,t,,otnI as to nrovent as muc,
,n.1a ,,o o.-,no of any stone,
,sn ,a,.hono contained In th
..1. IA ., ssil ,,aoon or wagon,
In, 1;i 80, me ehalI he ken
a,yr,, = ali ti,,re avoopt vile
& ho,n,, n,a ~, tho FAM, q
III, ,.agon -. va.cns
w It,i riit T." a.oc,,toa hy said cit
,a,n.n -, .,i,I citr of caro- miles
,,.,, .,,,,Ii,. .,,,l, ,,ta win ayr.>
" ,...,,,,n , nnnn, or woyon. on,
.ato;ng to,l. ma, lids Of the kin
ahnya ,,nntiorad aud failure
[aon t,c iii or ,il. ON said tanks 81
,,r,,,,. and tight,,, closed st All time
...a .h,oo h. ma, oct,all,, holm
'racaJ In No tank ,,tp,rsai,I wayon {
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-03
Cry for a Needed Reform.

In every case where the crusade
Is for the burial Of wires which have
proved menace TO public safety,
the attack upon the danger should
continue no matter what the obsta-
rles, for every attempt made to stay
the progress of the movement Will
but serve to increase the determine
lion to bring about the reform and
compel obedience TO the commands
If citizens whose right IL is to speak.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-03
LOST.
NOTICE.
SITUATIONS WANTED

Advertisements or zot exeeealGs
three lines viii be accepted frse {,
one weeks time from any reader ~
The Bulletin tn be Eled by ADVERTISE
In person, on regular form, at the Of
fee OF The bulletin Company 7Sa
Ohio street. The Bulletin Compsay
assumes no responsibility for say al
vertisemeir or statement made the-s
In and will not accept andsr tFl.s
heading the notice ct say psrasa
Known to he employed.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-03
NOTICE TO STOCKHOLDERS

The annual meeting of the stock
holders of the Alexander County Ma
tional Bank of Cairo, Illinois, will be
held at the office of the said bank In
the city of Cairo, Illinois, on Tuesday,
January II. 1910, for the election of a
Board of Directors and for the trans
action of other business, Polls will
be open from 10 O'Clock a m. to 3 p.
m. on said day.
JAMES FL. G ALLIGAN,
Cashier
Cairo, ILL.,, Dec. II, 1909.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-03
ILLINOIS CENTRAL
Corrected to January !, 1910.
THE FAST MAIL ROUTE
TrsIns Leave Cairo:


us q. m. Daily Chicago vestibuls
limited, arriving CChicago 10:40 am.
2:16 a. m. Daily st. Louis Night
Limited, arriving St. Louis 7:2o a. m.
sleeping car open at $3.50 p. m.
$500 a. m. st. Louis Special
500 4. m. Chicago Daily Express.
1f.f5 d. m. st. Louis Fast Mall.
t1ns 4. m. Chicago Midday Special
r:s5 d, m. Daily st. Louis Limited
. s:ss ., m. Attermnoon Express fol-
)dln. EffinEham, Nation, Champaign
$40 .. m Thebes Accommodation
s.t5 o. m Chicago and Eastern E.S-
press.
1o:io .. m. Chicago night express,
arriving at Chicago 7;15 a m.
x:sp 4. IN. Memphis and Nashville.
ss:es =. m. Memphis and New Or
cans Limited.
s:fo q. m. Seminole Limited for
birmingham and Jacksonville, Fla.
500 q. m. Paducah and Louisville.
s:%t >. m. Daily Memphis and New
1rlsans.
80, y, m. Daily Nashville. Chats
,soga and Atlanta
4:so >. m. Fulton and Mayfssld SO
sommodatioa !. ss
$50 j. M, PNducah and Louisville.
MSS d: Memphis and New Or
| sazs special III
.Eoy through tickets, aleepinE car &C
Recommendations and further nforTna'
Itios aupls. At Illinois. CentrAl PAsssa'
ITsr Station, Cairo. III:
II, J.. n. 1cp$a Ticket Agent
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-03
So Say We All.

Sociologis,--"Do you have much
trouble keeping down expenses?
The Toi)er-"Not so much as keep
ing up the revenue. '-Mllwaukee
Journal
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-03

When 70 per cent OF cerlum is al.
loyed with 30 pe~aent Of iron the
metal thus produced possesses the re-
markable property of giving off a
shower of sparks when struck lightly
by q steel wheel
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-03
Eirst printed 30 aks.

The first books had pages printed on
one side only, the sheets being pasted
back 10 back.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-03
Their End.

Knicker What becomes OF the
chauiiuer's friends?
nocker-~-They are generally killed
witt Kindness.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-03

Studied Operas While Tending Her
Babies.
II was my love for my children that
gave me the energy, the will power, to
reach great heights in my profession,
s.7s Madame schumann-Hsink in The
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-03

Situation by young man
IS years of age. Address G., this
office.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-03

SITUATION WANTED-By young
man 49, Willing to work. Address
M" this office
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-03
ILLINOIS CENTRAL R. R.
Winter TourlRt Eares.

Winter Tourist Fares.
@airo to Aberdeen, Miss. and
return ...,............,.sts,io
Cairo to Durant, Miss. and
return -. !. ........... 1918
Cairo to Jackson, Miss. and
return 49,. .............. 1856
gairo to McComb Miss and re-
turn ......... 1855
cairo to Hammond, La. and fe~.,.
turn i. ..... 20. SIS
,4iro to New Orleans. La. and
return ~. ~, ........ 2t.56
Cairo to Houston. Texas, and
return nv. %.
Cairo to Galveston, Texas, and
return -. III. ~
Cairo to San Antonio Tex, and
return ~. ;. .... 81. 30
Cairo to Austin, Texas, and re-
turn ~. -. ........31. ~
Cairo to Corpus Christi, Texas,
and return -. -. ...,.... 81 "
Cairo to 81 Paso, Tex, and re.
turn .......... 30 so
Cairo to Jacksonville, Fla, and
return ............. ...... 1910
GIRO to Havana. Cuba, and re-
| turn ...- .......-,'' oi M
And many other points In Florida,
Texas, New Mexico, California.
Tickets ON sale until April 3oth,
good returning until May sist. 1919.
| j. II. JONES.
Ticket Agent. Cairo, H.
A. Fl. HANSON,
p T. NJ, Chicago.
q. "a. HATCH. G, p. A., Chicago.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-03

Must Pay for His Life.
A Chinese rescued from S.owning
Is compelled to support his reEuer for
the rest Of his lie ~
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-03

Cairo, H., December 4, 1909.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1910-12-02
AN EFFECTIVE HOME MADE
KIDNEY AND BACKACHE CURE
Easily Prepared Medicine Which ls
Said to Regulate the Kidneys
and End Backache.

To make up enough Of the "Dande-
lion Mixture" which is claimed to be
a prompt cure for Backache and Kid
ney and Bladder trouble, get from any
good Prescription Pharmacist one-half
ounce fluid extract DandeliOn; one
ounce Kargon Compound and three
ounces Compound Syrup Of Sarsapa-
rilla. Shake well In a bottle and take
in teaspoonful doses after each meal
and again at bedtime.
Those who have tried 1t say It acts
gently but thoroughly on the Kidneys
and entire urinary system, relieving
the most severe Backache at once
A Weli-knOwn medical authority rec.
ommends the prescription to be taken
the moment you suspect any Kidney,
Bladder or Urinary disorder or feel a
constant dull Backache, or if the urine
is thick, cloudy offensive or full OF
sediment. irregular of passage or at
tended by a scalding sensation; or for
too frequent urination during the
night
This is a real harmless vegetable
mixture which could not cause injury
TO anyone and the relief which IS said
to Immediately follow its use Is a rev
elatiOu to men and women who suffer
from Backache, Kidney trouble or any
form of Urinary disorder.
This is surely worth trying, az It is
easily mixed at home or any druggist
will do 1t for you and doesn't cost.
much.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1910-12-02
HEALTH AND INCOME
Both Kept Up on Scientific Food.

Good sturdy health helps one lot
to make money.
With the loss of health ones income
Is liable to shrink, II not entirely
dwindle away.
When young lady has to make her
own living, good health is her best
asset.
81 am alone in the world" writes a
Chicago girl, dependent on MY own
efforts for my living. 1 am a clerk,
and about two years ago through close
application to work and a boarding
house diet, l became a nervous in
valid, and got SO bad off it was almost
impossible for me to stay in the office
a half day at time.
"a friend suggested to me the idea
of trying Grape-Nuts food which did,
making it large part Of at least two
meals dag.
To-day l am free from brain-tire,
dyspepsia, and all the ills of an over
worked and improperly nourished
brain and body. To Grape-Nuts l
owe the recovery of my health. and
the ability to retain my position and
income.
Read "The Road to Wellville." in
pkgs. There's a Reason"
Ever read the above letters A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, tEues and suM Of humsz
Interest " --
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1910-12-02
UNSIGHTLY COMPLEXIONS

The constant use of Cuticura Soap,
assisted by Cuticura Ointment, for
toilet, bath and nursery purposes not
only preserves, purifies. and beauties
the skin, scalp, hair and hands, and
prevents Inflammation, irritation and
clogging of the pores, the common
cause Of pimples, blackheads, redness
and roughness, yellow, oily, notify and
other unwholesome conditions of the
complexion and skin. All who delight
In a clear skin, soft, white hands, a
clean, wholesome scalp and live, glossy
hair, will find Cuticura Soap most sue
cessful in realizing every expectation.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment are ad-
mirably adapted to preserve the
health of the skin and scalp of in
fants and children, and to prevent
minor blemishes or inherited skin hui
mors becoming chronic, and may be
used from the hour Of birth. Cuticura
Remedies are sold throughout the civ
ilized world. Send to Potter Drug &
Chem. Corp, sole proprietors, Boston,
for their free Cuticura book, 80 pages
of invaluable advice on care and treat
ment of the skin, scalp and hair.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1910-12-02
At the One Horse.

Jere L. Sullivan. the head Of the
Hotel and Restaurant Employees H.
ternational alliance. said in Cincin-
natl, apropos Of Labor day:
"Our American hotels are better
than they used to be, and for this bet.
terment my organization deserves no
little credit.
I'VE have today no such hotels as
the One Horse of Tin Can. where, II
you asked for a bath. they used to
give you a shovel and tell you to go
down to the hollow and dam the
creek.
"An English earl once visited the
One Horse hotel. The landlord with
out ceremony led him outside. point
ed to a window on the fifth floor, and
said:
""Thar's yer ROOM"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1910-12-02
HUMoR. IN THESE vERDICTs
Quaint Ideas and Expressions Re-.
corded as Having Been Rendered
by coroner's Juries.

Referring to verdict recently
given by a coroner's jury that death
was caused by the medical evidence"
the British Medical Journal says:
This verdict may be added to those
cited In the report Of the select COM
mittee on death certification, where
Doctor Ogle is quoted as saying. One
verdict came before me little time
ago which was this: "A man died
from stone in the kidney, which stone
he swallowed when lying on gravel
path in state of drunkenness" That
was given as a verdict. l thought
some joke had been played. and l
wrote down about It, and found 1t was
an absolute fact. Another one
like this: Child three months old,
found dead, but no evidence whether
born aliye,"'" These novel judg-
ments recall that an upstate newspa-
per not long ago spoke of taking
murdered mans "post-mortem" state
ment.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1910-12-02

to-day well woman."-Mrs. WILLIAM
AHRENs, 9SS w. 21st ST., Chicago, Ill
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotics or harm
full drugs, and to-day holds the record
for the largest number of actual cures
of female diseases If any similar medi-
cine in the country, and thousands Of
voluntary testimonials are on file in
the Pinkham laboratory at Lynn,
Mass, from women who have been
cured from almost every form Of
female complaints, Inflammation, ul-
ceration, ,displacements, fbroid tumors,
Irregularities, periodic pains, backache,
Indigestion and nervous prostration.
Every such suffering woman owes it to
herself to give Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound a trial.
II you would like special advice
about your case write a confiden-
hal letter to Mrs. Pinkham, at
Lynn, Mass. Her advice is free,
and always helpful.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1910-12-02
STOMACH MISERY VANISHES
Indigestion, Gas, sourness and Dye
pepsia Go and Your Stomach Feels
Fine In Five Minutes.

II your meals don't tempt you. or
what little you do eat seems to I'll
you. or lays like lump Of lead in
your stomach, or If you have heart
burn or a sick. sour, upset or gassy
stomach. that is sign of Indigestion.
Ask your Pharmacist for a 50-cent
case Of Pape's Diapepsin and take
little just as soon as you can. There
will be no sour risings, no belching
of undigested food mixed with acid,
no stomach gas or heartburn, fullness
or heavy feeling in the stomach, Nau.
sea, Debilitating Headaches, Dizzi-
ness or Intestinal gripping. This will
all go, and besides, there will be no
undigested food left over In the stom-
ach to poison your breath with nause-
Gus odors.
Pape's Diapepsin Is certain cure for
out-of-order stomachs, because it pre-
vents fermentation and takes hold of
your food and dirests 1t Just tue same
as If your stomach wasn't there.
Relief in five minutes from all stom-
ach misery Is waiting for you at any
drug store here in town.
These large 50-cent cases of Pape's
Diapepsin contain more than sufficient
to thoroughly cure any case of Dys.
pepsia, Indigestion. Gastritis or any
other stomach disturbance.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1910-12-02
Sell Best at Easter and ChrIstm

Sell Best at Easter and Christmas.
A Brooklynite who has been visit,
ing In England stopped at a picture
shop In a small town and glancing
with idle admiration at an engraving
Of Prosperine rising out of Hades re
marked to the proprietor that It was
quite pretty. "Yes. madam" he re
flied, so 1t is, but 1 always find these
religious subjects sell best at Easter
and Christmas. s."-Brooklyn Eagle
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1910-12-02
Schurz Was Sure Of Him.

Carl Schurz was dining one night
with a man who had written book
of poems, so called. and who was
pleased with himself.
The poet was discoursing on the
time-worn topic of politics Of the men
who take Office.
"T consider politics and politicians
beneath my notice" he said. II do
not care for Office. 1 wouldn't be a
senator or cabinet officer, and doubt
if could be tempted by the offer Of
the presidency. For the matter Of
that, l would rather be known as a
third-rate poet than a f1rst-rate states
man"
well, aren't your" Schurz shouted
at him.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1910-12-02
Mixino His Dates,

There is a story of man who was
SO transported with Joy as he stood
up at the altar rail to be married.
that his thoughts reverted to day
when he stood up at the prisoners
bar in a court of justice to plead
guilty" or mot guilty" to criminal
charge. So powerfully did that. the
most painful event of his life, obtrude
itself upon his mind. that when the
clergyman put the question, "Wilt
thou have this woman to be thy
welded wife," and so on, the poor
distracted bridegroom answered with
startling distinctness, Not guilty, SO
help me God!"-From Tuckerman's
Personal 2ecollections"