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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-07-23

McCoy's Stables.
Carriages and light livery. Phones ST..
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CHAPTER w.

1t was on the morning following that
our matchmaking schemes took a
more decisive turn, and the situation
which / had resolved to let strictly
alone began of itself to develop In a
way that really seemed crucial, or 1
had better say. final. HgEgs ~ 4
Dearest and were playing fast
game OF tennis on the court down by
the lodge. which was in better condi-
ton than the ones nearer the castle,
and were hard at 1t. with the satisfy
Ing consciousness that things were go
ing we'll with our loverers pervading
every stroke. We had observed with
pleasure on the evening previous that
Archibald had done nothing but de-
vote himself to Agatha Sixth, and had
brought his devotion in public to a
well-managed termination by inviting
the girl out for stroll on the terrace
to see the NOON" Happy excuse for
seeing each other! Time-honored and
time-worn, but as good as new to each
fresh pair of lovers, And from this
moonlight walk Agatha had augured,
and 1 had hoped. great things. q Is
Then again early that morning we
had seen them depart for drive to
the village. where 1t seemed young
Miss Lawrence had an errand. don't
know that / have mentioned before
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Health.

The body has rights, and we have
duties toward Il. The body is the life
long companion Of the mind. and n
cannot be unimportant how Il IL
treated. -
One unbridled passion is enough to
destroy the beauty Of life. One excess.
IL It does no more. can mar the grace
and harmony of the whole He that
striveth for the mastery must be tenn.
perate In all things"
The duty Of wise care for health
Is bigger than merely adding to ouf
personal happiness To large extent
u determines the efficiency OF our
lives. Many man learns after Il a
too late that he would have been ~
for better and more work n he had
always preserved the sane and sensi
BILE bearing toward the laws of health
and life which experience teaches.
No one in these days has any excuse
for ignorance OF the common prac-
teal rules Of health. There are q
good many popular books on the sub,
iect.-Hugh Black.
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Copyright 1910. by w. q. Chapman.
Copy right In Great Britain
SYNOPSIS.

Archibald Terhune. a popular young
bachelor OF London. Is suddenly aroused
from the eimless and indolent life he
leacs. by the startling news from the law
nrm OF Barnes. Wiloughby & Son. that he
Is the'heir to q sheep farm In Australia
bringing In an income OF $4,000 a year.
The beouest comes from an aunt, Mrs.
Georgiana James OF Essex. She makes
MIN her heir on condition that he marry
within ten days or forfeit the legacy to a
third cousin living In America. The story
opens ut Castle Wyckoff. where Lord VIM
cent and his wife. staunch friends Of Ter
hume. are discussing plans to find Ter
hume a wife within the allotted time. II
seems that Lady Vincent Is one OF seven
persons named Agatha, all whom have
been close gtrlhood chums. She decides
10 invite two of them to a party at the
castle and have Archie there as one OF
the guests. Archie accepts the invitation
and the Vincents discuss his prospects in
all their varied bearings. He listens to
their descriptions OF the two Agatha's
and decides that the sixth shall be his
choice. Agatha first and Agatha sixth
arrive at the castle. Agatha the Sixth
strikes Archie as a handpainted beauty.
Agatha First Is a breezy American girl.
only eight days remain for Archie to Sc
cure bride. Lady Vincent tells her hus-
band that Agatha the Sixth already cares
for Archie.
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WASTED A FORTUNE ON SKIN
TROUBLE

Il began to have an itching over my
whole body about seven years ago and
this settled in my limbs, from the knee
TO the toes. went to see great many
physicians, matter which cost me a
fortune, and after I noticed that I did
not get any relief that way, 1 went for
three years to the hospital But they
were unable to help me there, used
all the medicines that 1 could see but
became worse and worse. / had an
Inflammation which made me almost
crazy with pain. When / showed my
foot to my friends they would get
really frightened. I did not know
what to do. was so sick and had be-
come so nervous that 1 positively lost
all hope. r % a.-1edgsG g N
I had seen the advertisement of
the Cuticura Remedies a great many
times, but could not make I'D my mind
to buy them, for had already used SO
many medicines. Finally did decide
TO use the Cuticura Remedies and I
tell you that was never so pleased as
when / noticed that, after having used
two sets OF Cuticura Soap, Cuticura
Ointment and Cuticura Pills, the en-
tire Inflammation had gone. / was
completely cured. 1 should be only
too glad II people with similar disease
would come to me and find out the
truth. would only recommend them
to use Cuticura. Mrs. Bertha Sachs,
1921 Second Ave. New York, N. Y,
Aug. 20, 1909"
Mrs. Bertha Sachs is my sister-in.
law and know well how she suffered
and was cured by Cuticura Rene
dies after many other treatments
failed. Morris Sachs, 321 E. seth St,
New York, N. Y, Secretary of
Deutsch-o strowoer Unt.-verein, Kemp
ner Hebrew benevolent Society, etc."
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ONLY COOL pLAcg.

W
CThrough/ the sultry summer night
there came mysterious sounds from
the direction OF the kitchen.
George" whispered Mrs. MacDou-
gal. nervously. "there-there is bur
glar in the ice box"
, Still George snored.
George! Do you hear? Wake up!
There Is burglar downstairs In the
Ice box"
r George brushed imaginary cobwebs
from his eyes.
Burglar in the fee box" he muir
INJURED. thickly. Thermometer pop
ping out of tube and burglar In Ice
box. Lucky dogl"
And then George expressed himself
with an old-fashioned yawn and turned
over for another nap
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that Lawrence was Agatha Sixth's last
name, just as Endicott was Agatha
Firsts. l have grown SO used to re-
ferring to them as Arch and l were
accustomed to do In the days when
there was a necessity for keeping
their Identities secret beyond the
knowledge Of their first names. that
ID almost forgotten they had any
other
The best part OF the thing was that
although they had only two miles to
go, the pair had not yet returned. And
1t was now high noon. Dearest
| couldn't get over 1t, and frisked and
hopped so, had to beg her to remem-
Der that she was playing tennis and
not cup and ball"
Forty lowell 1 called across the
net, serving my fast serve that I sci.
dom use against my wife, In my pre-
occupation as my thoughts would per-
sist In dwelling upon Arch and bis
love AFFAIR rather than upon the game.
Il say, do you think they can have
eloped?"
That's too good to hope forp' re-
turned Agatha. though she was not so
successful with the ball. Camel" /
cried, as 1t smashed into the net. But
for once Dearest was not vexed with
| me for winning. With a smile SO alb
stracted and clairvoyant as to make
me guess at once the tenor Of her
thoughts. she picked up the ball and
wandered back to the service line.
/ Ready" she called, but instead
Of serving, suddenly let her racquet
fall Gathering to the ground.
"Wilfred!" she cried. as II a happy
/ thought had struck her, do you sup.
pose he will ask her todey?"
! More than likely" ! answered ex,
! uberantly. and then, coming close Up
to the net, but l say, sweetheart,
aren't you going to play any more? %
| 20. yes" she cried, starting and
STOPPING quickly to recover her
racquet. "Of course I ami / was
only just thinking"
so was /! But don't let's any more.
or we can't play the gamei" So we
succeeded In putting all thought of the
two out Of our heads and fell to play
Ing some pretty fast tennis. -
Agatha First. may explain, in the
meantime was playing golf all by her.
self down on the course by the river.
Dearest had offered her the escort OF
young Leslie Freer, the rector's son,
! who lived down in the village, but
] she would have none OF him. to my
dismay. In fact ! had begun to feel
4 conscience-stTicken almost for fear
we were neglecting the poor girl In
our absorption in our other two
! guests, but Dearest had treasured me
by saying she thought Agatha First
was the kind Of girl who preferred
out-of-door exercise and her own com
pany TO any number OF young men
! had Just succeeded in making the
score Of a. holly contested game
deuce" again, when the dog cart In
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THE OFFENDER.

II - the person. not tho thing, FyCos,tl
Ihat does the wrong. and he
VINO ID behind that which ofrenda
Must pay the penalty.
The IRE that burns the house is NOE
Called into court to stand
ana answer for the crime. but he
~ Who Yields the firing brand.
Inc gun thRt shoots a mar, to death q
Goes free for what Is, done. ,,,.
huI ne must take the punishment
VINO held the deadly gun. PSI
me man behind the corporate crime
MUST OF himself make good. .Oi
me corporation merely does
what he directs 1t should iljdrt 10
IL Is the person. not the thing,
VINO right from wrong must know,
ana no must suffer for the wrong ~
When Justice strikes tae blow.
w. j. Lam pton. In New York Times
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ing It first from her lips; Don't you
think " would be sacriiese?"
, "Murder."SI whispered, and pressed
the handkerchief to her eyes. I'VE
We're so happy-are SO happy our
selyes"-she murmured I'm my ear. II
want them to be. too. SO don't let's say
word to spoil It. to. take 1t from
them. Freddy, idear!'T!I kICI r-T
I'D die first" told her, and we
were silent O. long time while the
rocks In the beeches outside our open
windows. like an army of little old
maids in black. scolded and gossiped
about us. But inexplicably enough, i
never felt the discomfort Of kneeling
80 long. though there wasn't 80 much
as rug between my knees and the
hardwood floor.
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Wanted to Get Measured

Seedy Individual would like to
get measured for a suit.
Fashionable Tailor (suspiciously)-
At about what price, sir?
Seedy Individual-That makes no
difference.
Fashionable Tailor-We generally
require deposit from unknown par.
ties.
Seedy Individual (caimly)-I do not
wish you to make the suit 1t has
been so long since l enjoyed this ex.
perience that l simply wished to get
measured.
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A MomanIa Hands

1t isn't work that ruins the hands
1t Is the soap, the common, dangerous
yellow rosin soap. 1t will eat into and
rot cloth, so what won't It do to that
delicate skin of a woman's hands7
Easy Task Soap" is pure and antIsep-
tic; 1t has no nasty, disagreeable odor;
1t does the cleaning for you and you
don't have to wear out your skin and
your muscles with rubbing. AS II
costs no more than poor soaps, why
should you ruin your hands? Your
grocer has Il.
TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY
for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't
Smart Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c,
SOC, $1.00. Murine Eye Sa1ve In
Aseptic Tubes, Csc. 800. Eye Books
and Eye Advice Free by Mail.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
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CHAPTER III.-continued.

She looked at me with an Infinite
kindness In her eyes. r4.-es go.
Dear Freddy" she replied, cant
you see that wouldn't do at all? Arch
fbald must prove he loves her. really
loves her, before he can know that"
But think he does" I expostulat-
ed; Il really believe he cares for her,
He's always said he couldn't forget
about her, ever since that time we
were all here together. when you pre-
tended to be Miss Marsh"
I haven't doubt OF IT," she re-
piled. IF had, do you think 1 would
have invited the poor girl here to be
made sport Of? Merely for the sordid
purpose OF providing your friend with
chance to win fortune? AS IL the
thing were kind of game Of chance.
and she the prize for the man lucky
enough to guess right"
AS she said this my wife blusbed
charmingly. and there was kind OF
indignation In her tone 1 kaped at
her. L didn't see what there was to
get 30 mad about.
So that's what you did It for? Be-
cause you wanted to help Agatha
SlxthY 1 said slowly, with a feeling
that 1 did not yet quite know my
WIFE. I'm always learning something
new, 1t seems to me, about the un-
seifishness and sweetness of her char.
acter. NJ
Mainly" she replied. I've been
Agatha Sixth's confidante long time,
and have known of her attachment for
your friend ever since the first Castle
Wyckhotf house party"
And had long ago resolved to make
her cause your own should chance
OF furthering 1t present itself!"I cried
with new enthusiasm for her loyalty
and devotion to her friends, good fel.
low that you are!"
Don't" said Dearest: "Pve lust
done my hairl" And I laughed as
heard this new variation of an old
theme.
But still" said, 81 don't see why
II they both love each other and You
Know that they both dove each other
don't see why we can't tell Arch
about 1t, just TO hurry things along
and put the Door old boy out of his
suspensel"
Because he must prove that he
loves her. first" said Agatha, I'm tones
OF decision. He must. indeed Fred.
dy It's imperative that he should
Hes an old dear Of course. but at the
same time he's too egotistlcaI for any.
tning-too cOnceited for wordst He
thinks every girl he meets Is I'm love
with hin! And for that reason the
pursuit. the wooing. must be entirely
on bis side and fostered by us with
the greatest care. 1t would ruin
Agatha Sixth's chances Of happiness
suppose she should marry him. If he
we're to hear by any means whatever
that she cared for him. before be tells
her he cares for her. And as likely
as not, ii would break on the match
Men are that wayl"
u suppose you're right" sighed
but II seems hard"
"SupposeY questioned my wife
Il know" corrected myself hastily
You should" she said. do Won
think you would have liked IT. her
eyes suddenly grew very large and
swan IN tears. ~ any one had told
you that ] cared. before you'd pro
posed ynOItCg.uCr M -.l
No. I, said, taking out the fresh
handkerchief had just slowed away
In the pocket OF my dlnuer coat. and
knelt down beside her.
Then don't you think II would be
very unkind Of 'us Co rob her OF the
chance, TO- ten Him 70 hef6eIf when he
aslN her, and him Of the joy Of hear
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ny name In your teStmOnials."-MrS
ID. w; MITCHELL. Box 3, Sabattus, Me.
Another Woman Helped.
Gran1teville, VII was passing
through the Change Of Life and suffered
symptoms. Lydia E. Pinkham's Yeee,
table Compound my health and
strength, and proved worth mountains
OF gold to me. For the sake of other
sunering women I am willing yo1
should publish my letter.. Mrs.
CHARLES BARCLAY, RID, Granite
vile, VT.
Women who are passing through
this critical period or who are suffer-
ing from any Of those distressing ills
peculiar to their sex should not lose
sight Of the fact that for thirty years
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, which is made from roots and
herbs, has been the standard remedy
for female ills. In almost every COM
munity you will find women who
have been restored to health by Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
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No Harm Done,

What. marry your" echoed the
frigid-hearted maid. well. 1 guess
not. Why. / wouldn't marry you IL
you had ten times the money my IA.
Their has"
"Oh, WELL" rejoined the young man
in the case. you have nothing on
me in that respect II had half that
amount OF money 1 wouldn't even
know you" r
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Our Old Friends.

There are no friends Ike old
friends that we knew long ago; they
never fail to tell US things we do not
care to know. They tell us we ara
getting bald. or MY, you're awfuiiy
gray" And Goodness. you are look.
ing bad" That's what our old friends
say.
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The Honest Sailor.

II thought you said this parrot
could speak two languages"
HE sure can. mum"
"Nonsensel He can do nothing but
screech unintelliglble gibbcrish What
two languages does he talk?''
Bird language and the barborous
dialeck OF the Injuns in the destrick
where he wuz raised"
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No Cause for Worry.

"John-a-tramp came right into
the kitchen and grabbed whole pan
OF biscuits had just made and made
of-l-am frightened to death!"
Don't be frightened, dear, the au.
thorities cannot do anything to you;
whatever happens to him it is his own
fault"
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An Approbatlon.

SO you approve OF the hobble
skirt?"
Certainly" replied Mr.. Sirius Bar.
ker. Il approve of anything that may
divert fashion from an effort to magni-
~ hats and coiffures. The hobble skirt
Is considerably worn in such man.
ner that 1t can obstruct nobody's view
In any assemblage"
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Wisdom of a Maid.

wise girl said: Il want to wed a
man both true and good; an orphan
he must likewise be, from his early
babyhood. On that. you know. I'll In
lsist, SO I'll never have to take a lot
of guff about the stun his mother
used to make" 5t
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A Kansas woman wants a divorce
because her husband throws bricks at
her. No man has right to throw
anything Mt his wife but bouquets and
hot air. sItefuT ~ III
But the pure food laws do not make
any provisions for love that is adul-
terated with filthy lucre.
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Just a Way sha Has,

Ever notice it?" queried the man
who asks questions on the Install.
ment plan. a.Ei-s0 i-IGIsd 81. d.
Did 1 ever notice what?" queried
the party of the dense part
gl mat married woman's descrip-
ton OF an ideal man isn't good pic
ture OF her husband?' continued the
other rFp -,d ----Il a. : :
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Hla M.u pnln. =, u1A,u

Brother Harry-what a pretty girl
that Miss HoImser Isl
Sister Bess-Do you really think
so? never heard you praise her
beauty before
Brother Harry-Well. TO tell the
truth. I never knew till last night
that she had money.
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. Z There's a fellow who thinks pretty
we'll Of poetry."fr ....-,
"As TO how?"
He pays good money to insert It in
his advertisements"
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Here She Ia.

What Is woman" asked the
speaker.
woman" replied nun In the
audience--a married man-'is' an ami.
mate being. with the power of speech
abnormally developed. and entirely
surrounded by a. dress that. buttons
up the back"-The Sufferer.
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A Forqetful Spouse.

Mrs. Bilkins--I never saw such q
forgetful man in my life as you are.
The clock has stopped again.
Mr. Bilkins-That's because you for
get TO wind 1t. -ih iIo-
Mrs. Bilkins--Huh, You know very
well, Mr. Bilkins. that told you to
remind me to wind 1t and you forgot
about it.-New York Weekly. nh
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UncaIled For

Il hear the old bridge outside OF
Plunkville has collapsed" ~
Yes, and the town council can't
understand 1t. We had Just given that
bridge coat of paint Why. It looked
like new."-Louisvi1le Courier Journal.
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He Did.

"Gaynor's beard was shaved OF SO
that there would be less danger OF in.
lection"
Then he had two close shayes.
didn't hep"
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Here's some poker dice. Bet you
can't stick me for the drinks,
mo: / don't suppose I car II IL
probable your wife and children whit
would be stuck" .Hf
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The Retort Anolonetln

see here, did you tell Won Clubbe,
I was the worst liar yoh ever metz"
mot much, old chapl / told hin
you were the best'--1udge. ~'iIj
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An Illinois man has invented a
safety pin with two points"
From now on babies viii probably
be twice as cross" .f.. Ill.
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The sportsman,a vie,,noir,
didn't he?

Fishing Is done. as you may be aware
In accord with tho pugilists law;
FISHES and fighters are often put out
BY landing a hook IT, the Jaw
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The Br,Ite

They tell II that he's "a savin' brute"-
NO penny can pass him by;
he even says that bathing suit -.
Comes too amazin' hight
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Esperanto Phrases for eoIf.,s

why is Bitterly making those hide
Gus noises?" rse - nr 49,.
Those are not hideous noises. Bin
Is expressing his feelings in Esperan.
to. He has just missed an easy
stroke"
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Rubbernecka.

Come into the garden, Maud"
But Maud was too much wise. -a .
oh, no. said she. the corn has ears
And the potatoes eyes"
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Com und and
Liver Pills before
Child birth. and we
lare all surprised to
See how much good
Ut did. Ny physi-
|cian said without
doubt it was tho
&c o m pot nd that
helped you I
thank you for your
kindness in advising
me and give you full
permission to a SO
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HEDIBybh ob9Ts0 oil
PHYSICIAN ~.
:. APPROVES
Taking Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound II 1a'

Sabattus, Maine. told me to
take Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable
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The man who hustles when he's
young can take It easy when he's ola
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consuItlno the Playwrioht

- '7'''H N''N ~ VT THTINs
MY star can wiggle his ears and
whistle through his teeth
"Um." 'iif .1ti
New, can you build me frstLciass
comedy around that4" .I0ilriT-r
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Mrs. Wtns1ottTs ScotbRne syrup. l... ca.
Dor children teethint softans tho f1mS n.
balm CARES sird collie e i0tiiss
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The false prophet has both eyes eyes on.
The profits. $500 ~ ~ " Z