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The Washington herald., 1910-01-02

liz grows up. Doc Livermore, our
popular horse doctor and human
specialist, is also opposed to the use
of fzzyologee and highjean in our
school. Doc says the less people
know about their inwards, etc, the
better it is for him and we believe it.
1t don't do people no good to
know what they are made Oft
only skeers them. When a fellow
begins to find out which side of his
self his heart IS on and that if his
heart stops beating for an hour or
two that the result is liable to prove
fatal, why then he goes around I'M
HAPPY and uncomfortable. There IS
times when we wish ourself thai
we didn't know as much about our
self as we do. Where ignorance is
bliss its folly TO find out things
that's none of your business. Let
every citizen in Bingville who is in
terested in higher education rise up
and protest against fzzyologee and
being introduced into our
school.
The Washington herald., 1910-01-02
SlRIIIn Bee

They was a spellin bee in the Bing>
Vile schoolhouse last Friday ev'g, con-
duckted by Jed Peters, our intelligent
school teacher. It was the yung peepul
of Bingville agin the boys and gurls OF
Hardscrabble, who come in sleds, etc.
Sally Hoskins was captain Of the Bing-
Vile spoilers and Rusty Hawkins fer
Hardscrabble. Each tux their pick of
the best spoilers from their respective
towns until they was twenty on side.
Then they stood up on opposite sides OF
the house and begin to spell. Jed Peters
he started to give out the words, but he
had SIGH q cold In his head that he
couldn't talk plane, and after he had
workt at it a while, Eph. Higgins, our
accommodating p. m, he relieved Jed.
They was large crowd of our local citi-
zens present. After they had spelt a
hour they was only one on each side,
Slime Wilson for Bingville and Bill
Hawkins for Hardscrabble. Finally Eph
give out the word Saucer" Bill he
spelt it "sawser" and Sine he spelt it
rite and then the Hardscrabble BOYS
wanted to 60 outside and fife the Bing-
villes, but the older persuns present dis
kurridged this and peace was restored.
1t was 10 p m before the spellin bee
was over Bingville is invited over to
Hazdserabble the next time
The Washington herald., 1910-01-02
THE BINGVILLE BUGLB!
The Leading Paper of the County
neutrality-suspicious.

We understand that the school
board of the Bingville school at its
last meeting on Tuesday afternoon
in Zed Whittacre's cobbler shop.
where the three members happened
to come together, decided unani-
mously to introduce a new study
into the school which is called fzzy-
ologee and highjean.
The school board, as everybody
knows, is composed of Amir Doc
little, Ezekiel Holloway and Bale
Hawkins, three of our most respect
ed citizens, and at the same time
three ofNthe most unqualified per-
sons you could pick on in this neck
of woods to look after the educa-
ton of Bingville's young ones.
Amir hasn't got any education and
brags about it. Ezekiel has all he
wants to do to write his own name
and get the spelling right and as
for Balaam Hawkins-well, every
body knows that he hasn't got such
a mighty sight more brains than
Bud Hinckley, who amt quite right
in his head and amt got any. And
yet these 3 gents sets theirselfS I'D
and says that the scholars of The
Bingville school ought to study fz-
zyologee and highjean.
We have investigated this matter
and have found out what fzzy-
ologee and highjean is-it treats of
the construction of the human body
and teaches the science Of health.
What, we ask in all candor, does
the boys and girls of Bingville care
about the human system or health?
That amt any of their business
that's doctors business. What
good does it do a boy to know how
many bones there is in him or how
he is arranged inwardly? What
does he care about his health so
long as he has good appetite and
comes prancin' UP to his feed like a
colt?
Zed Perkins, The teacher, is
against bringing fzzyologee and
highjean into the school and we
back Zed up in his conviction. Zed
says if it is brought in that like as
not he'll have to study like all Sam
Hill in order to teach it proper. Zed
he goes in more for readin, writin
and rithmytick, which after all is
the 8 most important studies that a
person can study. Learn child to
do sums in IFS head. to write a read
able fist and to read without having
to spell out words of more than 2
syllabulls and you have learnt it
something that will do it good when
The Washington herald., 1910-01-02

asked Bill what he was carrying a Ian
tern for in broad daylight. Bill told her
It must be nearly bed time being as 4
was so dark he couldn't see his hand
before him. Then Mrs. Hepburn jerked
of Blll's glasses and the scales fell from
his eyes, as you might say When Bill
saw that his glasses had been BACKED,
he realized that a crewel joke had been
played on him. He didn't say nothink
10 his wife but be blowed out the Ian
tern and turned right around and start
ed for Hen Weathersby's store.
When Bill stepped into the store, they
as was present was still doubled up
laffing at the joke they had played on
Bill, but they sObeTed up right off when
then seen the stern look on Bills face.
WHO was It BACKED up my glasses
and made a fool outen me-" asks Bill
in voice that trembled with rage
Everybuddy present, especially Hank
Dewberry, denied that they had done It
and then Bill SAYS, We'll, know that
somebuddy in this crowd done ii. so I
am going to give YOU all a thrashing in
OIdcI 10 SCt INT ilSill oliC. ~ III ti~ill
words, Bill grabbed Deacon Butterworth
and Hank Dewberry, BY their coat col
lars behind, and bumped their heads to-
gether until they seen stars and hollered
for help. Then Bill dropped them and
grabbed Lem Quigly and Silas Petersby,
which he treated the same way. By this
time all the others who was present had
excaped from the store and was on the
run dispensing towards their various
homes. As for Hen Weathersby, prop
% the store, he hid under the counter
Bill then went home and his wife put
him 70 bed to sober up They as got
their heads knocked together says they
have been suffering from sick headaches
ever sinst.
The Washington herald., 1910-01-02
Personals

Ras Slocomb is down with a bad cold
in his chest Il was in his head at first,
but il has shifted Ras says if he had
his choice he would ruther have a cold
in his head than in his chest. Most
ennybuddy would.
Take the Bugle at once and git it
sooner.
Il was reported on our streets last
week that Miss Sally Hoskins had went
and wrote a pone on spring. We inves-
tigated this roomer by askin Sally If it
was true, and she deniIe il. Sally says
it is leetle mite too airly for spring
PONIES.
Hen Smiley while getting out lumber
on Sawridge Mountaing, cut of a chew
of tobacker with his pennife, and being
as they was some tobacker stuck to the
blade OF the pennife Hen he put the
blade into his mouth, and being as II
was turrible cold the steel stuck to Hens
tongue, and he had to stand there with
his mouth open until the nife blade got
hot enuff to let loose. Hen said it made
him feel turrible foolish. When he got
loose 50 as he could talk he said some
think.
Lige Peterson has been wearing a Mise
necktie around town sinst Xmas, witch,
it is foomered was made bv the fair
hands of a Bingville CURL, but it is not
knowd who. Now the seckret is out,
however. 1t was Phronicia Watkins
who done II. She said so herself 70
Polly Gookins the other day, and Polly
told us
Deacon Butterworth, one OF the stanch
pliers of the Bingville church also one
Of our school direckters, and who about
10 years ago was for the term of one
year tax colleckter, and in addishion to
this is a estimable citizen and a man of
who the community may well be proud
went TO the county seat on business last
week.
Hen Weathersby, prop. of our general
store, had a half bari of vinnigger to
freeze on him in the basement of the
store some time last Threesday night,
he don't know just when Hen says he
will sell this vinnigeer out a good dsel
checper than formerly.
Alonzo Skillings Of Calamity Corners
dropt into Bingville one day last week
and departed agin before we lernt of
his presents, otherwise we would of asst
him for whot he owes US on subscrip-
sbiQn Come again. Alonzo. perhaps
The Washington herald., 1910-01-02
we'll ketch you next time.

we'll ketch you next time.
Samantha Deevers is on the sick list
as ushual. Samantha says she hasn't
had well day for % yeers This is
simply redicklus. II she would 60 out
more we think it would do her good.
Jabe Tucker, while on his way down
town last Thursday morning to get a ID.
of coffee for IS cts. at Hen Weathers-
by's store, fell and sprained hisself be-
tween his front gate and the uppiug
block Every time Jabe takes long
breth he says It ketches him turrible.
Our beloved pastor, the Rev. Saml
Moore. ct New Yeer's dinner with Ari-
och Snodgrass, who is q active member
OF his church. The Rev. Moore ct tur-
rible hearty of q puddin that Mrs. Snod-
grass made, and afterwards Arioch tole
him that they was brandy in il Arioch
thort it was awful good joke or the
parson.
The Washington herald., 1910-01-02
Local Items

Tother night Sine Hinsley was woks
up BY herring a rooster crow, and thort
it must be about 4 d. m, so he got up
and drest and went out and fed the
stock and come back AID set down by
the FIRE 70 wait till daylight, when, TO his
disgust, he happend 20 look at the clock,
and It was only half past 10 o'clock D. m.
Sine was so mad at that rooster tibet
he went right out 10 the appel tree
whSre he was and ketched him and cut
his head of. and IS 10 have him for
dinner tomorrer.
Mise spell OF sleighin we're having.
Have YOU notised that some Of the
nights Is colder than others?
Eph Higgins, our accommodating P.
NJ. says that business has fell of tur-
rible with him since the first Of the year.
Eph says he has only sold five stamps
sinst Jan /, and that there amt hardly
emmy mail for ennybuddy
Lem Brown, our talented carpenter,
put new bottom in cheer for Amri
Haines one day last week. charging
Amir q cts. for same. We calkilate
that Lem ort to make a good menny
odd quarters by putting in seats for
peepul.
Harve Hines, our tonsorial barber and
hair cuttist, has purchased new razzer,
with which he intends to shave peepul
who desire to be shaved. Harye says
this new razzer don't pull half as hard
as the old one does. Customers can
have their choice as 10 witch they desire
to be shaved with.
Yves Woodruff, our expert hunter and
trapper, while coming home late from
his traps one eve last week come acrost
whot he thort was a hed-ehog in the
dusk and shot at it and mist and then
il fired at him and hit. II was a skunk.
Yves, he amt been around much sinst,
becuz, as he says, peepul seems so indif-
ferent lords him. Every night before
he goes to bed Yves hangs his clothes
out so as the wind will blow through
them.
Miss Amelia Tucker give a New Years
party at her home on New Years ev'g
witch was a great sucksess. 1t was an
nounced that the happy yung peepul
would watch the old year out and the
the new yeer in, but they was so bizzy
playin kissin games that il was almost |
o'clock in the morning before they hap
pend to think, and the new year came
in without them seeing it.
Lige Green, who is breakin in a new
yoke OF oxes, has wore out three brads
on EN- in two wks Lige says they are
the contrsryest critters witch he ever
seen, and he has broke good menny
oXes.
Dad Henderson, who allus has 50
much trubble keepin his feet warm, pur-
chast a pair of insoles while at the
county seat last.week, and he says sence
he put them iN his boots his feet has
been warm as toast ever sinst. Why
don't Hen Weathersby keep SIGH insoles?
Anne HiIlyer, our talented lawyer and
legal lite, hasn't got a great deal to do
in his line during the winter season ex-
cept to play checkers. Anne works at
that purity faithful.
Bill Hepburn, our artistick blacksmith.
burnt his finger on a horseshoe last wk.
Bill laid it down and thort il was cool
and pickt it up agin with his bare hand,
With above result
Arizona republican., 1910-08-24
Living Inexpensive
 In New York
At Least One of the City's Leading Hotels Affords Every Comfort
 at Moderate Rates.
Something About Grand Hotel and
 New Annex.

Something About Grand Hotel and
 New Annex.
 That it is expensive to stop in New York" has been accepted as truth by some people so long that to many it has come to be almost an axiom. Moth ing could really be farther from the real facts-provided you know where to stay. To be centrally located. to dine well, to be roomed properly and to pay a fair price. all these are yours, if you go to the Grand Hotel with it's fine New Annex, on Broadway at Thirty first street.
 Not only are the wants of the inner man carefully supplied. but every con venience and comfort to make guests want to come again will be found Eff ty large light sample rooms are pro- vided for commercial travellers. Cou pied with the comfortable home-like, restful furnishings and the splendid service all prices are extremely reason able
 A fine club breakfast may be had as low as 25 cents, and a splendid Table de Hote dinner is served for SIPS, or with wine S150.
 Large single rooms are as tow as $1. 80 per day-rooms with private bath or sumptuously furnished suites at equally reasonable rates. Both the Grand and it's New Annex are abso- lutely fireproof and strictly modern in every way Ladies travelling alone will find perfect safety and unusual com fort here.
 Send your name and address on postal, card and you will receive free guide to New York (with maps). Ad- dress George F. Hurlbert, President and General Manager.
 During the summer Mir. Hurlbert al so conducts the far famed Greenhurst hotel on Lake Chautauqua. which is open from May 1st to Nov. 1st. for fishing and automobile parties as well as nature lovers.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-24
|NGLES|DE CLUBS
 NEAT PUBLICATION
The Picturesque Village Among the Orange Trees is Making Ready
 for the Winter Season.

A very artistic booklet is that which has just been issued by tn, | Ingleside club advertising it's attrac- | tions for the coming year. It is wei
 printed. tastefully illustrated and ca | pably edited.
 Ingleside. as everybody knows. is | a picturesque little village centerins
 about clubhouse in the midst of an | orange grove. The clubhouse is
 practically d hotel It was built and opened last year by the IngleSide
 company and made the remarkable
 record of not only paying expenses
 the first year but of adding a lit
 tie to the surplus. It is a record that
 few first class hotels can truthfully
 brag about.
 of course the booklet is for gen eral circulation in the east and mid de west whence come the patrons of the club, but there may be some paragraphs in it of interest to local readers. A few are quoted:
 Plans now being carried out are making IngIeside a resident suburb of the very highest class, Sanitori ums. stables, and unsightly struc lures of all kinds are prohibited. Special inducements are offered peo- pie who will make attractive i'm provcmonts. Lots are sold only to those who will build
 'Ingleside is equipped with first class water works, which furnish an abundant supply of pure. soft water, piped to all lots. Fire protection is adequate.
 Electricity will he obtained from nearby power plants operated by the United States reclamation service.
 "Ingleside has it's own private tel ephone system and connection with the Phoenix system.
 "A trolley line to Phoenix is pro jected. It is hoped that the line will be completed within the next few months. At present, stages run to and from Phoenix twice day.
 Social life at Ingleside centers at the Ingleside club. Resident mem bership includes people whose per manent homes are at Ingleside, PhOe nix and vicinity. resident mem bership is composed for the most part of people living in the north and east who spend their winters at InSleside The organization is. first of all. a family club. and is designed to give home comforts to those dis inclined to undertake housekeeping; it also offers relief from any an noyances of hotel life. Club mem bership includes the entire family.
 The golf links lie immediately north of the Arizona canal and al most within the shadow of Camel back mountain. No pains have been spared to make the course complete in every detail. The links are under the direct. care of MT. Harry Collins of Chicago. one of the leading pro fessional golfers of America. Ad- joining the golf course are the tennis courts.
 The Ingloside club is not san itorium and cannot receive as mem bers or guests those suffering from or other infectious dis eases. It Is Ingleside's most modest to keep well people well"
Arizona republican., 1910-08-24
PERSON AL MENTION

Guests at the Ford are x. A. SpeE- cer, Chicago; MT. and Mrs. NJ J. Dougherty, Mexico; MT. and Mrs. Roy Metty, Los Angeles; F. D. Peters hagen. Kansas City. Mo; H. R. Burns: S E. Ballin, St. Joseph, Mo; E. $. Eagan, Florence; A. C. Durham, Flor ence; E. R. Rice, Wickenberg; MT and Mrs F. Ogan. Tucson; L. C. Childs. Chicago: H. T. Shell, Prescott; R. H. Barnes, Los Angeles; l.. E. Gunter, oLs Angeles; E. H. Wells. Chicago; O. Longacre, Jr., Prescott; w. w. Henry San Francisco: Paul C. Winters, Bos
Arizona republican., 1910-08-24
CHIROPODIST,
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE. Modern Groom house, on Indian school car line. with one and one quarter acres. for S4OOO. Half cash, balance on time to suit Modern Groom cement block house. on Brill car line, for $4OOO; $500 cash and balance same as rent
 FOR RENT. 5-room brick house, near Indian school, with acres of land, for s25 per month. street for S2O per month.
 B. G. PECKA.
 Real Estate and Insurance, 42Iz West Adams St.. Phoenix. Ariz.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-24

ton; $. L. Pettee, Tucson; c. J. Quinn. Globe.
 At the Commercial are J. NJ. Flanni- gan, Wickenberg; O. A. Schaal, Tempe; Mrs. Albert Mellis and son. Tempe: Charles " Fowler, Winkelman; J. C Rollins, Tempe; MT. and Mrs. J. G. Montgomery; R. H. Thompson. Den yer; O. L. Gamorell. Denver; MT. and Mrs R. w Westmore and son. Tempe.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-24

Get out your diIatory neishbor for registration.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-24
RECORD OF TRANSFERS As Reported By the Arizona Abstract G Title Company
 IA West Washington St.

Thomas N Clanton to. George Bayley deed. lot 3, block 26, Sidney.
 Theron J. Kasson to James Kasson deed 75 acres in section 15, township south, range i east.
 Mary Corbette to George F. Cisney deed lot 16, block II, Irvine's Add.
 Isabell w. Pierce and husband to Herman Prester, deed, lots 13 and II. block ,, and lots ,, 6, 9 and 10. block 6, Collins Add to Phoenix.
 Jennie Best to Myron II. Best, deed north half lot ', block 2S. Mesa City.
 Carl G. olson to Jessie Lafferty, decd, east half west half northeast quarter. section 5. township 1 south, range ? west.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-24
WIPES coIFFURE THE
 CAUSE FOR DIVORCE

Cupid has again been jolted. This time is was by a hair band.
 Mir. and Mrs. Frank P. Storey ad- mitted in juvenile court Monday they separated because they could not agree on the latest style of Mrs. Storey $ coiffure.
 Mrs. Storey insisted on wearing q hair band and lending to her hair de- cided fashionable touch. Mir. Storey failed to see anything artistic in the arrangement and made it plain where he stood on the matter.
 The result is Mrs. Storey now de mands money for the support of the in fant child.-Indianapoli Sun.
 pr. Emmon's optical parlors, 36S North Fourth Avenue.
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FIREWEN ATTRACT THE DUNE.
N"nt peps,rr wanted tn see Them Work
on q skysrraper.

IN" Due de Montpensier. uncle ~ the
King ot Spain. who has been looking over
THE interesting things in this city. called
nn Fire Commissioner Waldo yesterday
and said he would like 20 see how firpmen
w"ra taught the business ~ fighting
fnmas IN a city Of skysCrapers The Com
missioner took him into the rear ward
where the school of struction Operates
On a SUPPOSED burning building. The
Paterson fremen were among the other
pupils ana they were put 10 work in show
lug how they would save the lives Of ten
ants IN a tall building wher. fire had cut
n the ordinary means 81 escape
The mon wer. Obliged TO slide down
ropes ir IN the roof VI the seven story
bulidIug. and this was a task reatIiring
considerable nerve on the part 81 men
unicctI~tomed To- that sort ~ thing Now
rrrmen sometimes throw up the ion when
they come To- this stunt The Patterson
men did no' lunch IN doing a. ordered
hut thsy were stow m getting down 10 the
ground The Duke watChgd IN. men
intently ~" was asked what he Thought
1t n
They do very we'll for men tina, have
just taken up that method nf business
sad the Duke IN good English II shows
courage - well ~ athletic ability, and is
very Interesting Ca IN" such things ara
not required IN the cities ~ Europe be
ca,Iss' the buildings there are much lower
But ~ Europe the numl'er Of fires 10 rnurt,
less than IN this city. a. | understand it,
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ro rESr LIW As 10 FIGHTs.
Gibson Of the Fairmont 4. q. D. Not Read,
To Give IN Vet.

More than con members 81 the Fair
mont A & stood in line at Third avenue
and lS7th street at = o'clock Yesterday
morning waiting To receive their -reserva-
ton fees paid on Tuesday night To 500
the Kaufman Lang bout that was pre-
vented hy order 81 acting Mayor Mitchell
President Gibson was on hand with the
cluu officials and saw that every mem
ter who produced coupon Was paid
In all about sIO.0GO was handed hack
L thought It hest To avoid SERIOUS
trouble, said Gibson yesterday That
~ Why ! called u M ! knew the polio"
meant wha; they Said when they threat
"n"d To- break m the doors and ! dad not
care to -. Kaufman and Lang dragged
away m a petrol wagon But I'm not
gong 10 throw mp the sponge Just yet
and ~ soon ~ ] have obtained IN" adNic"
Of attorneys the Fairtnunt \ viii
take -ome action
Their may in another show put on
a. a test. which can W. taken to court
wiihou' unn",rssary disorder
Acting Mayor Mitchell was v"xad
yesterday b,sCatIss certain newspapers
had stated thR' hc directed the police Ia
stop tn" bout from a room IN "A building
sCru-s the street He raid that az 53n
thai pTlzshght was To- take place az the
FarmOnt 4 and al once notified
the Police COMMISSIONS to stop II He
know nothing ~ what went on until II
o'clock when he learned from reporters
that tho JOlicr had acted
The acting Mayor had conference
later nm tho dav with Inspector Husssv
who had stopped the fight. and ConmIs
sIoncr RFksr The inspector said he saw
thre. men IN window aud heard thu
word IA ss..d IN the STREE thst one vas
IN" Acting Mayor hut he didn't INV "Sti-
gate MIR Mitchell Eald N aDpaar,s 10
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mann HELD ron TRIiL.
HIs Chorus t:irI NHe eO Hand tn Prose
cute says She Fears HinI.

Alfred r. Daily. IN" musical director.
who on July - shot his wife. Lucille. a.
she was entering her boarding hou~"
al ~ West Forty-ttth street. was nod
~ 81 Jnp bail for trial for f"lpninus assault
by MagIstrat" St"rn"rt ~ the West Sid"
court yesterday Mrs. Dalnv. who -
known t. the stag a. Teddy Hudson
and was m a musical show was IA court
- tastify against her husband. She
had h".n confined IN Flower Hnsni'a,
from the night II tn" shooting until about
three days ago II VA, aid that on" Of
tine bullets discharged hy her husband
entered her lung She told Magistrate"
St-incrt that she intended "a pru-"cut" tn
husband
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DON'T UtNT GOWPERS nov.
Indiana Democratic Leaders Fearful for
what lie May "a, on stump.

ISDIANNPoII Aug ~ Samuel Com
pers VIII - here attending meeting
e officers - the American Federation
& Labor and the Western FeiaratIon Of
Miners -uii today that II he were invited
- speak ~ Indiana u must he unders' pod
that b" = Speaking fpr organized labor
and DOT fDr any political PARTY ii.' de-
gIarel he would favor the election -
men Vh' had been friends II nrganizssi
lahoT and Opp"-" those vho had not
no matte pu what party they happ-n - be
B,th Democrats and Republicans nave
nominated som" men who were friendly
T. IN. Demands - urganIz'si labor m m.
lat Legislator" and 10th have nom
mated som" who were not friendly Sine.
hearing - Gump"r> position N" Demo
cratic commIit"" may not carry ont ~
intention - hav" him speak IN IN. stat"