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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-14
LEFT HIS SPEECH AT HOME
Embryo Orator Loses Out Because Of
an Accident to Messenger Bearing
His Manuscript.

"Mr. POSTMASTER ard Gentlemen"
said the young man who was facing
q crowd of listeners for the first time,
Impressed by the-ah-importanc
of this occasion, prepared a speech
to-ah-be delivered here this eve
ming and-ah-I woule be very glad
to-to-ah-give it to lou, but have
forgotten it. loud applause). would
read it to you from the manuscript If
I had not-ah-unfortuna left it
in my room at the hotel. (Cries of
Good! Good!") But have telephoned
for it and-ah-a messenger is on his
way here with it. l expect him at
any minute In the-ah-meantime
will say that it-ah-gives me great
pleasure to be with you tonight.
am-ah-highly honored and-ah-I
assure you that. 1880
IF the gentleman will pardon me
for moment" interrupted the toast
master, 81 have an announcement to
make that will be of interest to him.
Word has just come by telephone that
the messenger who was bringing his
speech was run over by an automo-
bile and the manuscript has been
lost"
After the tumultuous applause had
been stiled a resolution of sympathy
for the chauffeur was offered and
passed with a whoop.-Chicago Rec.
ord Herald.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-14
CURE YOUR KIDNEYS.
Do Not Endanger Life When Deni-
son Citizen Shows You the Cure.

son Citizen Shows You the Cure.
Why will people continue to suffer
the agonies of kidney complaint,
backache, urinary disorders, lameness,
headaches, languor, why allow them
selves to become chronic invalids,
when certain cure is offered them?
Doan's Kidney Pills is the remedy to
use, because it gives the kidneys the
help they need to perform their work.
If you have any, even one, of the
symptoms of kidney diease, cure
yourself now, before diabetes, dropsy
or Bright's disease sets in. Read this
Denison testimony:
M. l.. McElwain, 223 E. Vine ST.,
DenisOn Iowa, says: 81 never used an
other kidney remedy as effective as
Doan's Kidney Pills. l suffered in
tensely from lumbago and found it al
most impossible to stoop. Doan's Kid
ney Pills, procured from the Lamborn
Drug Co., promptly relieved the ex-
IRENE sensitivenes sin my back and
removed all the other annoyances
caused by my kidneys. | am strong
endorser of this remedy"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other. No. 8
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-14
Excellent Definition.

"Bjornstjere Bjorson, in his hotel
fronting the Tuileries gardens, re-
ceived few friends up to vie last in
Paris" said the continental agent of
a typewriter firm.
II had the honor to be among those
great Norsemans wit and wisdom.
1.-THE last thing he said to me, in
cautioning me not to give an impor-
tant provincial agency to an easy-go-
ing man of the world, was this:
beware the easy-going man. An
easy-going man, you know, is one who
makes the path of life very rough and
difficult for somebody else'"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-14
Selfish Youth.

youth is apt to be selfish" said
Mrs. Mary E. Wilkins-Freeman, the
distinguished novelist, at Matuchen
picnic.
woman in her youth" she went on,
is especially apt to be selfish. l
never forget the story of the young
man from Boston who stood in the
center of the Boston common in a
downpour of torrential rain.
CAS- he stood there soaked to the
skin, little boy in macintosh ac-
costed him.
Excuse me, sir said the boy but
are you the gentleman who is waiting
for Miss Endicott?'
YES the young man answered.
"'Well,' said the boy, she asked
me to tell you she'd be here just as
soon as it clears up"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-14
AN AMBUSH FOR WAsPs
Special Fondness Of the Queens for
Rhodod endrons Leads to Their
Death.

A curiosity in natural history that
must surpass all records has been OBJ
served in garden not far from Alder
shot, says the London Daily Mail. A
number of wasps were heard buzzing
about particular rhododendron bush.
The gardener summoned the owner OF
the garden, and the two proceeded to
slaughter Within half an hour fifty
queen wasps had been killed.
The next day a number more were
buzzing about the bush under the
same fatal but obscure attraction. 1t
was noticed that the wasps were
cniy attracted to this single bush,
which is one of many. A suggested
reason is that the flowers were lit
tie further advanced and so more
full of honey, but as a rule color Is al
most as strong an allurement as
scent or the honey sense.
1t is not unusual for few queen
wasps to be killed at this season,
when the time for nest making is
approaching, but this quantity is un-
paralleled. The experience suggests
that the wasp might be exterminated,
supposing this to be desirable, if we
all grew specimens of this favored
flower. The special fondness of queen
wasps Tor white flowers Of particular
sorts has been observed before, and
some gardeners grow such on purpose,
but fifty in half an hour is new rec
ord of slaughter.
The queens were killed by pinchine
the flowers into which they diyed and
which served as a shroud to the guam
tity of bodies lying around the deadly
ambush of the rhododendron.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-14
Butter and Butter Substitutes.

The great majority of people eat
butter and much prefer it to any of
the substitutes which have been put
upon the market. However, prices
which prevail during certain months
of the year accounts for the great
number of people who use a substi-
tute.
Oleomargarine is the most common
substitute for butter and millions of
pounds of this product are consumed
each year. The difference in cost of
production between oleomargarine and
butter is so great that when butter
is retailed at forty cents per pound,
oleomargarine may be retailed at
twenty cents per pound at as great a
profit to the dealer.
The person who chooses to purchase
the substitute should be allowed to
do so and he should be required to pay
only the price of the substitute. The
difference in price between the gen.
uine product and the substitute is so
great that dealers are tempted to sell
the latter for the former Only by
requiring that the consumers may diff
ferentiate between the two articles
can honest traffic in the substitute be
insured.
This was contemplated by congress
when the present internal revenue tax
of ten cents per pound was levied
upon "art;ficially colored oleomargar-
inc" Many people think that all oleo-
margarine is taxed ten cents per
pound. This is not a fact. Oleomar-
garine which is "artiicially colored''
so that the consumer cannot distin-
guish it from butter is the only oleo-
margarine that is thus taxed. When
it is put upon the market in it's natur-
al color it is only taxed one-fourth
of one cent per pound.
1t is only when the product is made
to look like butter so that it may be
fraudulently sold as butter thaa bur-
densome tax is imposed upon it. The
imposition of the tax is not to sup.
press the sale of oleomargaine or to
make it more expensive to the con.
sumner, but to prevent fraud in its
sale.-National Dairy Union, E. K
Slater, Sec, St. Paul, MINI.
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SEPTEMBER COURT IN SESSION.
CONTINUED from Page One.)

versus Rosa Voss. This action was
brought to set aside the probate of
the will of Margaretha Rath. This
case is also assigned for the third
week of the term. The case of Rose
versus Eggers is an action which was
tried here some two years ago and a
decision rendered in favor of the de-
PENDANT. The case was appealed to
the supreme court and reversed and
is back here for trial. The case against
H. S. Green, to which reference was
made last week, is on the calendar,
but whether it will be tried or not has
not been determined. There are rum
ors afloat to the effect that the case
is to be continued over this term;
that motion for continuance is to be
pressed by the defendant and it is
expected it will postpone the case un
til the November term. Mr.. Green
must have had considerable confidence
in the motion being sustained in view
of the fact that it is reported he
has returned to California, so that if
the case should be called he would
probably not be here. We have thought
it would be in the interest of justice
to press cases of this character to an
early trial rather than to let them
drag along because if the defendant
is innocent he should be acquitted,
be indicated by prompt punishment.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-14

straightforward for all kinds of
sheep and lambs shows no abate-
ment in spite of the fact the supply
continues liberal. Another big run
was received today, fully half arriving
in feeder flesh. Anything that was
desirable sold at good to steady strong
figures. Best kinds of sheep went at
the same strong prices that prevailed
lats week.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-14
For Sale

At bargain, 72-acre farm with good
snap. For prices and terms write
Clauson Bros, Kiron, Iowa. 37-2t
Saturday Sept. 18th, Shoulders 13c.
The Boys Store. 37-1t
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-14

Probably the most compact STEP
ladder has been patented by an Illinois
man, the steps folding into grooves in
the sides when it is closed,so that it
takes up no more room than 4-inch
plank.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-14
EXCURSION RATES
INTERSTATE LIVE STOCK FAIR
SIOUX CITY, IOWA.

Via The Northwestern Line.
Daily, Sept. 10Th to oath; return linn
it Sept. Goth. Large list of attrac-
lions. Great exposition of live stock
and farm products. Apply to ticket
agents The Northwestern Lines. 36-3t
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-14
His Revenge.

"You shouldn't have proposed to
me-" she said gently. "You migr:
have known I'd refuse YOU"
Il did know" he said savagely, ''or
I wouldn't have proposed. "-Baltimor
American.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-14

StOCkerS ana FeeOerS"WlCl very
little stock being carried over from
last week, all classes of buyers were
out in the yards early looking for sup
plies, and as the supply was not as
heavy as they were looking for, it
did not take dealers long to get down
to business on the desirable cattle
of all weights at prices that were
steady to strong as compared with the
close of last week. Rough, horned
cattle, as we'll as common light ones,
were no more popular than they were
last week and trading was inclined to
be rather draggy on anything in this
line. although prices showed little
change one way or the other.
Western Rangers-The anticipated
heavy run of western cattle failed to
show up this morning and supplies
were fully third smaller than a week
age. The proportion of useful beef
steers was not very large and with
the usual good demand from the dress
ed beef men and plenty of competition
from the feeder buyers for the f1sshy
grades, business opened out in good
season and at prices that were gener-
ally fully steady with Friday and in
some cases stronger. The in between
grades that did not appeal to either
the packers or feeders were inclined
to be draggy, and in some instances
the trend of values was easier. Cows
and heifers were in good demand and
fully steady as a rule and the move
ment active.
Hogs-Light receipts of hogs were
equalled by a limited demand this
morning, and while the market ruled
higher and the movement was active,
a larger supply would have meI With
different treatment. Bulk moved at
prices mostly 15c higher, but three
or four loads that came in late found
buyers very backward, the market
closing weak and dull. Bulk ranged
from $915 to $40, tops went at
$3.50.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-14

Why not get in line? Yes, it is a
special very special-rate. $500
for this paper and The Weekly Inter
Ocean and Farmer for one full year
Don't let it get away from you. SIT
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-14

The superiority of American mach
inery is acknowledged in the book
binderieS of Scotland.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-14
For Rent.

Ninety acres of bottom land in Sec.
Arion, Iowa. 37-1t
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-14

A new graft hunt is on in New York
where there should be day and night
gangs of probers.
The conservationists at the st. Paul
congress must have been perplexed
by the number of would-be fathers of
this lusty infant.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-14

The total sale of English goods in
Argentina average $1OO,000,0C0 annu-
ally.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-14
Miss Margaret Button, of West Side
was a Denison shopper Saturday.

Walter Wilkinson, son of j. W..
Wilkinson, returned to Iowa City this
week to resume his school work at
the State University.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-14

Cows and Mixed StOck-All classes
of buyers seemed Otake more inter-
est in the market for cows and heif-
ers than they did towards the close
of last week and the trade was active
and strong for useful offerings of all
kinds. Anything at all useful in the
way of butcher stock was in good de-
mand and fully steady with last weeks
firm close. Veal calves were in very
good demand and quotably firm while
bulls, stays, etc., met with vigorous
inquiry and sold about the same as
last week.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-14
Woman's inhumanity to man makes
countless divorce lawyers happy.

And some people never appreciate
hose until they encounter the thorn.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-14

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OMAHA MARKET
LETTER TO DATE
Receipts To-day Were $50 Cars in All
-1o,017 Cattle, 1920 Hogs, 49,
600 Sheep and 1,17o Horses.

This week starts out with very
fair run of cattle, about 81 loads be-
ing reported in up to noon.
Good to choice beeves. ..........-.. $500 Soy
Fair togood beeves. 49,. ............. 600 7.OO
Beef Steers-There were only
few loads of corn fed cattle included
in the receipts and they were appar-
emily all wanted by the dressed beef
meen as they we're picked up in good
season at steady to strong figures.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-09-14
DELAWARE DEMOCRATS
NOMINATE "WET" MAN.

DOVER, Del, Sept 1.-THE Demo-
cratic State convention yesterday de-
veloped into a wet and dry con-
test of the most pronounced kind in
which the vets Won. The battle was
over the nomination of a candidate for
representative in Congress. Ex-Attor-
General Robert c. White, wet" of
Georgetown, defeated William Sauls-
bury dry" of Dover, on the second
ballot.
The convention also chose Millard f.
Davis, of Wilmington, for State treas
urer. and William II. Walker. of Dover,
for auditor of accounts. The latter is
brother-in-la of the Republican
United states Senator Harry A. Rich
ardson.
Both the State candidates were nomi-
mated by acclamation, but the fight
over the Congress nominee occupied the
entire day. and two full secret ballots
were taken. every delegate walking to
the platform and casting his ballot
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-09-14
MONMOUTH INDORSES STOKES.

LONG BRANCH. Sept 14-Mon-
mouth Republican nominations for AS
sembly are Peter Nredenburgh. Free
hold; Frederick Schuppan. Asbury
Park Jacob Yarnell, Atlantic High
lands. Democrat nominations; Abram
O. Johnson, Monmouth Beach; Leon
Taylor, Bradley Beach, and Edward
A. Meridian Middletown, although
James A. Hendrickson, Red Bank, and
Frank E. Heyer, Colts Neck. are CIV
ing the latter two a close race. Stokes
was indorsed on about 80 per cent. of
Republican ballots for Senator. The
Democratic primary vote is nearly
double the Republican. Two years ago
the proportion was reversed.
Seven out of the eight Long Branch
delegates are for Woodrow Wilson for
Governor, Monmouth is about evenly
divided between Katzenbach and Will
son.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-09-14
FOWLER CARRIES ROSELLE.

ROSELLE, Sept. 14-Wliliam T.
West, John l. Howe and DR.. H. c..
Pierson, Fowler delegates were elected
to Congressional convention at the Re
publican primary held here yesterday.
Lewis P, Milford was elected by the
Democrats To Congressional conVen-
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-09-14
FAVOR WOODROW WILSON.

CRAWFORD. Sept. 1.-THE Demo-
cratic delegates elected yesterday in
Roselle. Roselle Park, Kenilworth,
Crawford. Garwood, Clark Westfield
and Mountainside to attend the State
convention are all in favor of Wood
row Wilson for Governor The dele
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-09-14
VOTE IN PASSAIC CITY.

PASSAIC. Sept 1.-THE vote II this
city was: Assembly. Progressive,
Adamson, 1854; Blauvelt I2S2; Marelli.
1.1S7: McCoid. LOGS; Whitehead, 1,o6l,
Regulars Jackson, 1926; Layden, l,22S;
McCram ,296: Pickaart. l,220; Rad
cliffe, 1870 For United states sena-
tor: Fowler, 791; Murphy, 435; Stokes,
.O64; MARITIME 1874; McDermitt, 81.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-09-14

ton. Local nominations We're as fol-
lows: For councilman, r. S. Nichols
and P l.. Ughetta, Republicans; II. w.
Wetmore and Frank Hammann Dem
ocrats; for collector, n. p, Phelps, Re-
publican Frederick o. Veghte, Demo-
crat; for assessor, w. A. Mulford Re
pubican G. II. Jouet, Democrat; for
freeholder Henry Krouse. Republican,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-09-14

Teacher-Mary, what are the prin-
cipal duties Of Congressman?
MANIPULATING campaign speeches
and getting reelected.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-09-14

gates elected from these towns to the
Congressional convention will all vote
for William z. futile. jr.. of Westffeid.
for Congressman.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-09-14
SCHOOL PROBERS
SUMMON HUDSON
COUNTY REGISTER
Startling Revelations Are Ex-
pected at Session of Senate
Committee in Trenton.

Startling revelations are expected at
the Senate school probe tomorrow
morning when the investigating COM
mittee sits In the Senate committee
room in the State capitol at Trenton.
Wherever the investigators found
witnesses who refused to respond to
subpoenas or when those reluctant
witnesses refused to answer questions
these individuals will be summoned to
Trenton Failure to comply with the
committees orders will result in prose-
cution by the attorney general. The
committees corps of subpoena servers
have been at work all week in certain
sections of Hudson county.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-09-14

AS member of the Assembly Mr.
Gnichtel made a record for himself by
his successful fight against the so
called national and State building and
loan associations, which were operated
for the enrichment of a few promoters.
He began this fight almost imme-
diately after the opening of the ses-
sion of 1901, and kept ii up for three
years, opposed all the time by de-
terniined lobby.
The earnings of the State and ma
tional associations were divided largely
among the officers as salaries. To pro-
tect the shareholders Mr.. Gnichtel in
troduced a bill limiting salaries and
fees. This bill the lobby succeeded in
killing. In spite of his defeat in this,
his first attempt. he introduced the
bill again in his second term, and by
hard work overcome the efforts of the
lobby to defeat the measure. and 1t
took its place on the statute books as
one of the best and most practical
laws Of the session.
In his last term. 1903, he introduced
and obtained the passage of bill pro-
viding for a general revision of build
ing and loan associations. This act
has since been amended in only minor
details, and the main features have
been adopted in other States. Govern
ing, as it does, the building and loan
associations of New Jersey. it has
caused the national and State associa
tions to disappear as a disturbing
factor and has fostered the growth and
prosperity of the genuine local asso-
citations
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-09-14

his withdrawal from politics. declining
to be a candidate for reappointment,
and since then has held no public posi-
ton
The nomination for mayor came to
him unsolicited. At regular meeting
of the elected members of the Repub
lican county committee he was unani-
mously chosen as their candidate and
Immediately afterward was indorsed by
the Progressives. AS the choice of the
united party he received no opposition
at the POLLS
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-09-14
Recosnixed as Conscientious.

Mr.. Gnichtel's name is also associated
with other bills of public interest,
which he introduced and helped pass.
He was recognized as one of the most
independent and conscientious men in
the Legislature during the three years
of his service.
AS a fire commissioner he has worked
not only for the interests of the city
but also for the welfare of the mem
bers of the department. At the time
he Joined the board the firemen had
only one day in ten to spend with
their families. without increasing the
expenses of the city or affecting the
efficiency of the service he arranged
the hours of duty so that the men had
one day off in every eight. and during
his last year, when he was president Of
the board, the schedule was further
revised. so that the men now have a
day off in every six.
He was always careful in scrutiniz-
ing all bills and saved the city large
sums of money. In the case of the
New York and New Jersey Telephone
Company alone he effected saving of
nearly 500 year.
Mr.. Gnichtel has been for many years
a member of the Essex County Repub-
lican Committee and the Board of
Trade of Newark. He also belongs to
the Masonic fraternity, Knights of
Pythias. Royal Arcanum, West End
Republican Club, Republican Indian
League, Bayview Wheelmen, Fremont
Verein, North End Club, Essex Club
and numerous building and loan asso-
Citations.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-09-14
Hudson officials Summoned.

Hudson County Register John f.
Mcmahon is among those summoned.
He will be interrogated concerning a
number of school land deals in North
Bergen. The entire School Board of
that place has been subpoenaed. The
committee will also probe into bond
issue in West New York
The Holly chieftain., 1910-05-13
Pine Tar and Honey

Have been used for generations in treating
coughs. DR.. BELLS P1NE-TAR-HONEY
contains both combined with other valuable in.
sredients Look for the bell on the bottle.
Be sure you get Dr.. Bells. Farmer Pharmacy.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-05-13
II there is anything about

II there is anything about
your ailment that you don't
understand, or II you want
any medical advice, write
to the doctor. and he will
answer you fully. There is
no charge for this service.
The address is DR.. w. B.
Caldwell. 500 Caldwell bldg.
Monticello. Ill.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-05-13

D. G. Fortney, for the past two
years the Major Domo of the
Hartman Alfalfa mill, is now re-
siding on his fine homestead south
of town.