Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-27

Don't You believe all you hear, re.
piled the doctor. when / treat Il man
for liver trouble, he dies of liver trou-
Bile. - Everybody's Magazine.
$50
In the Dark.
4 story is being told about a certain
European sovereign who paid visit to
England two or three years ago. He at
tended a bridge party one afternoon, and,
as darkness began to fall, his hostess
said TO him, Sir, if you'll allow me III
call for lights. | cant distinguish the
king from the knaye. London Daily
News.
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Berths Engaged.
"Al aboard" called Noah. as the ark
was about to leave the dock
Hey! Wait for u.s." called the fam
lily that had been kidding his scheme
the day before.
Too late." chuckled Noah. pulling in
the gangpank We already have Il pair
of asses &C leyeland Leader.
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Her Individual Cup.
Marjorie is a day pupil at a private
school. Her mother disapproved of her
drinking from the common drinking cup.
and bought her an aluminium collapsing
cup of her own.
The next day Marjorie came running
home. and with kiss. exclaimed:
"Oh, mother, all the other little girls
at school like me so specially much. and
we have the most fun with my new cup!
They all stand in Il line and take turns
drinking with t"'-Housekeeper
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Why He Wanted More.
A suburban chemist has been advertis-
ing his patent insect powder far and
wide. One day a man rushed into his
shop and said exctedly:
Give me another half pound of your
powder. quick, please"
OH remarked the chemist as he
proceeded to fill the order. Pm glad
you like the powder. Good, isn't il p
Yes" replied the customer 81 have
one cockroach very i'll: if | give him am
other half pound he'll die Ladies'
Home Journal.
The Usual Procedure.
Mrs Jones-John. | hear our cat howl
ing somewhere. Are you sure You put her
out?
Mr. Jones-Yes. Js:~e. She's only
claiming | won the fight by ffuke,
l suppose.-Scraps.
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Craving for Variety
The Professor-I want you children to
go to my lecture tonight.
Robert-Couldn't you whip us instead,
Just this once, papa ?-Tit-Bits.
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Disappointment at a Reception.
Departing Visitor (disappontedly).
Hang it, I've got my own hat after
all,"--M. A. i.
So
Proof
Stella Are they wealthy?
Bella-They gave baby an auto tire 10
cut ITS teeth.-Hurper's Bazaar.
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No 0ffense Intended.
Pardon me, madam"
Il inadvertently jabbed my eye into
yonr jeweIed hatpin. Washington Her
old.
A Costly Fare.
Uncle joe Cannon. in a recent po
| Iiticai argument at the New Willard no
| tel said:
THAT excuse is not good enough. Il
reminds me If Danville bartender.
This bartender came to work in {
| Danville bar, and as soon as he arrived
! the receipts began to diminish. The
| boss at the end of the week said serious
! ~ to the newcomer:
Look here, do YOU take money on
of the tillT
'''Oh, no. sir, said the bartender. No
| indeed, sir
Now said the boss. 'you must h'
taking money. | know it,.
We'll, of course, sir said the bar
tender, / take out my car fare ever
night
"'Oh. you do. chg said the boss. An,
| WIN 4
Washington Star.
So Foolish.
| she is neglecting her game OF hrids
drcadfully."
why is she doing that:"
Some silly excuse. Says the childre
need her, ! believe. '-Pittsburg Post.
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And That Set Him Thinking.
Il always feel. after have spent a
hour or two in your company he SAID
that I am a better man."
1T is very good of you to say So" sh
replied Don't hesitate 70 come often.
Chicago Record
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A Western Scion.
Prosecuting Attorney Frozen Dog)-
Your honor. the Sheriff'S bull pup In
gone and chawed up the court Bible,
Iudge-Well. make the witness kiss iii
bull pup, then! We can't adjourn cour
for week lust to hunt up new Bible
San Antonio Scimitar.
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Acute Heart Trouble.
Yes. | remember him." said Alkal
Ike, He died very sudden"
Heart disease" asked the easter
tourist
WAL, now, | don't know as YOU XIII
say it was the heart any nore'n Nh,
club. spade. or diamond Anyway. h,
dealt himself four aces PHILADELPHIA.
| Press.
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! She the meaneSt woman ] know of
| hat makes YOU say that when yOj
| don't even know her 10 speak toy