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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-10

id was der menoo He said his name
wass Alcohol Ike. und ven he breath
ed on der silfervare IL took all der
nickelplate of.
Got any ptomanies?" he yelled.
NO sir. we half none of dose
French dishes?" | answered him SO
direspectlessly as | could"
What is there for TO drink" he
says nit an oof
Condensed milk und Young Hyson,
bote members OF diss club" says.
What do you think ann" he roars
peevishly. tot
"Rindsvieh!" | muttered. unter my
breat.
We'll, bring me some OF that" he
reblies. shooting a fly off my ear.
tolt him dit nod dink We coult
serfe him. But he dit nod deny him.
seluf ind boilers. Fetch me nitro
glycerin cocktail. corrosive sublimate
soup. some diamond back rattlesnake
Dreaded bumble-bee stings. fricasseed
scorpions, tarantula eyebrows. saddle
OF ella monster. cactus salad. phos
phorus dumplings, some dynamite a la
mode, scrambled potato bugs, deviled
helgamites and a can OF concentrated
I've: and little heavy on the Paris
green. dye hear? And rush me any
thing else good that you've got in the
house! Wow"
Ven | vent drough der pantry vim
dow ! took Adolf by her hant We
got away from dere unter cofer OF der
dust We kicked up as we leaped from
county TO county. OSCAR.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-10
BY FRED ScHAEFER.

SODA BISCUIT, Idaho-By Won or
does strange vagrancies OF Fate. me
und Adolf, millionaires in our own
expectations, find ourselufs penniless
NIT nod a cent between us. We wass
put of our train here, in der middle
OF strangers, ven only 462 miles from
our COLT mine.
Sooner dan starfe NIT holdings to
eat. We tackled der probrieter of der
Malapai House for chobs. till We can
get on our feet again mitouid also be-
ing on our uppers.
I'VE ISIS bananaZa kings" we tolt
him, "but we are trafeling incogni-
zant." He said he voult pay us dree
dollars a week ef we lastet a month
Diss hotel is run on der AMERICAN
blan; but we don't care. as we are
naturalizzed.
took a chob as waiter so | coult
get all der tips Adolf said he voult
be bus boy und dishwasher, so he
gets der fairst choice of her garbage
Adolf always did hab 10 me der alb
bearance OF being swill-fed.
Diss is tough town full OF rough
characters besites ourselhf. In der
dining room ISIS sign:
Don't shoot the waiter.
He is going to be lynched.
Vile Adolf wass ironing ouid der
paber napkins for use again ofer. a
milkpuncher dressed in a somberOro
und horse pistols came in und picked
up piece OF sticky fly paper. blinking
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-10

WASHINGTON, June s.-President
TAFT believes that justification has
come for his optimism. The events
OF the last day or two following a
satisfactory trip to the middle west,
where he saw and heard things which
pleased him, seemingly have made the
president feel finally that In these
CLOSING days Of the session he has
made good his promises Of progress
and that the country has come to him.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-10
WALL-ST. CAN'T WIN

It's pretty good old constitution
after all.
Just look at this proposed income
tax amendment.
All the states in their legislatures
are 10 vote yes" or no" on the ques
ton OF whether the constitution shall
be amended to permit the government
TO levy taxes on the incomes OF the
rich.
The vote is being taken slowly.
New York. the home of millionaires
voted against II. But the chances are
that most states will vote yes"
However. even II they do vote
against it now. Wall-st. can't win In
the end.
There is a provision that any state
that votes yes" can never change It's
vote.
But a state that votes no may
change any time IL pleases. and it,
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-10

Never before In the history OF
railroads" says the Bureau OF Rail
way News and Statistics. has such a
record Of comparative safety been
made as that recorded OF American
railways during the year ending
June 80. 1909. or the 36S
companies reporting 10 this bureau.
347, operating l59.657 miles OF line
and carrying 570,6l7,563 passengers.
went through the year without a
single fatality TO passenger IN a
train accident"
The report goes on TO say that this
immunity record has been equaled by
the British railways only twice In so
years.
All this sounds convincing. One
would be led TO believe that our
roads have come up 10 the European
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-10

vote may be added to the list of
yeas"
II the administration OF state is
so bad that II votes against the peo-
pie in this matter. the people have
only TO get another administration
that will vote right and then send on
word 10 the secretary or state at
Washington, who has charge OF the
voting. saying:
Put US In the yes column The
men who voted no for us have been
cleared out"
Wall-st. says mis- isn't fair: that II
the noes" can be changed IL ought
TO be possible To change the 'yeses,
too.
For once IL won't do Wall-st any
good TO buy legislatures. AT least, II
they buy any they'll have TO buy all
OF them at every election.
Which can't be done.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-10
A DEDUCTION.

The Dachshund: So you are a coach
dog? Huh, then | must be "A whole
train of cars.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-10

thta audiences can be satisfied with
that which is bright and original. as
are the lines which Hedrick aud
Wright use. They are graceful dan.
GERS and indeed, very clever perform
ers. Adding greatly To the act is the
taste with which 1t is dressed.
Miss Wright. who is Mrs. Hedrick,
is niece of Mr.. and Mrs. Wolfgang
Feller, or Wolf" as everybody know
the popular host up on Lake st. Clair.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-10

corning the welfare of his home city
OF Saginaw and his home state OF
Michigan.
II is peculiarly fitting and significant
that in the legislative halls Of the
capitol OF Michigan. final tribute OF
appreciation and honor should be paid
TO Arthur Hill, and that this tribute
should stand in the annals OF the COM
monwealth as an unbroken and &C
knowledged record OF honorable
achievement and good works accom-
plished.-Lansing Republican.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-10
riday. June 10
1910
ENCOURAGING; BUT

standard In the matter OF safeguard
ing life. Without doubt the report Is
encouraging. but II does not mean
that the 347 railroads didn't Kill any
body that wear.
Read IL again and notice that the
figures are carefully confined To
fatalities TO passengers in train &C.
cidents." Therein lies the Joker
Not word about those killed OF
manned at grade crossings; nothing
about accidents due TO frogs and
switches that Turk in every yard ike
steel traps for the unwary: nothing
about employees killed or injured In
obscure freight wrecks. In switching
In the yards or In riding cuts over the
deadly hump" Not a word about
any accidents save those To passen'
gers-and To passengers I'm tram
wrecks"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-10
resident Taft Saw
Ihe Country Coming
His Way, and Then--.
ne hsws Dispatches Began COM
Inc In From Congressman
Huli's District Telling Of
the Election Of an
Insureent.

The above clip from the local administration organ
4 1t was sent by staff correspondent
correspondent has sent to the same
eWspaper N the same tone upon the subject
]. It is what you would call "whoOpin 'er up"
Or whstling to keep up courage, either
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-10
TO PROBE SANITARIUM.
Board Of Control Inquiries Into Alleged
Building Graft.


Building Graft.
LANSING. Mich. June 10-Today
the board OF control of the state tu.
berculosis sanitarium at Howell will
meet to take up the charges filed by
Seth hubert, Of Howell. that the ma
terials used in the construction oi
some of the sanitarium buildings are
not up to specifications.
II is stated that there is a sufficient
balance due contractors fully to pro
tect the states interest. Gov. Warner
called the attention OF the board TO the
charges filed and asks that a thorough
be made. A special com
mittee, appointed by the board to take
the matter up, will report at this meet
ing, and Mr.. Rubert has also beer
asked TO tell what he knows regarding
the allegations.
The attorney-generals department
has also been investigating the matter
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-10
TODAY IN HISTORY.

j u n e 10, 1861,
Gen. Benz. F. But
Ter, who was In
command OF the
union forces at
Fortress Monroe,
sent a detachment
TO Bethel church
TO dlslodge the
confederates under
Gen. Magruder. On
the way someone
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-10

became excited and two sections OF
the union forces began firing at each
other just as II they belonged to diff
ferent schools OF forestry conserva-
ton. The result has been called a
victory for Gen. Magruder, who only
took advantage, 1t would seem. OF the
dissension in the attacking force.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-10
Oh, Bow-wowl

on, boW-WoWl
Friend Ito man who has been drink
ing): Why are you taking home that
goldfish globe? You have no goldfish
to keep In II.
The Man: Well, I've got a water
spaniel. amt /?
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1910-06-01
Follow this advice.

Quaker Oats is the best of all foods;
it is also the cheapest. When such
men as Prof. Fisher of Yale University
and Sir James Crichton Browne,
LII. F. RS. of London spend the
best parts of their lives in studying
the great question of the nourishing
and strengthening qualities of different
foods, it is certain that their advice is
absolutely safe to follow.
Professor Fisher found in his ex-
periments for testing the strength and
endurance of athletes that the meat
eaters were exhausted long before the
men who were fed on such food as
Quaker Oats. The powers of endur-
ance of the non-meat eaters were
about eight times those of the meat
eaters.
Sir James Crichton Browne says
eat more oatmeal, eat plenty of it and
eat it frequently. 50
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1910-06-01
FRIBBLES OF FASHION.
A Hint For the Home Miliner--Belts
For Ginqham Frocks.

Rosettes of satin in Persian effects
are used in millinery this season.
They resemble a large round, fiat bun
and are made from fold of the satin
sewed around and around a disk of
crinoline until it is entirely covered.
The rOsette sometimes will appear
alone, again it will form the base for
two or more quilts.
A new feature of the summer ging-
ham frocks is the belt and the buckle.
These belts are of the material in
crushed effect drawn through buckles,
back and front also of the material.
When the belt is of plain goods the
buckle is of plaid. The fastening is
made invisible with hook and. eye.
Made on rather straight lines, the
best blouse sleeves of sheer linen show
from five to seven tiny tucks crossing
the front seam of the sleeve just
where the sleeve naturally wrinkles
with the turn of the arm.
Black straw hats are in great de-
mand for wear with tailored costumes
The only trimming on smart model
was band of dull heavy gold galloon.
Circular petticoats with only one
seam at the back are in demand.
Such a model reduces the bulk, and
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1910-06-01
Fashion bint$

six inches deep. each set six inches
above the last. Each scant ruff1e is
frilled with the footing. The narrow
width of footing adorns the bodice,
with the wider one inferred in as a
square Dutch neck is used as a cuff
band for the three-quarter sleeves.
The embroidered monogram is still
seen on parasols and is just as popu-
lar an emblem as it was last summer.
The long slim letters are best liked.
Straw roses are to be seen on tailor
ed hats. To make them the straw
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1910-06-01
HAPPENINGS OF LA MODE.
Scarlet Stockings Now Threatened.
Hand Painting on Evening Shoes.

Scarlet Stockings Now Threatened.
Hand Painting on Evening Shoes.
This is going to be great season
for women with pretty feet, and the
cult of the stocking will be summer
craze. The simple black stocking has
ceased to be smart worn with low
shoes and pumps. Scarlet, old rose,
cerise and gray are the colors most
approved.
Evening shoes hand painted are be-
ing shown in exclusive shops. Apple
blossoms, ivy and forgetmenots are
the flowers that have appeared on
these slippers so far.
1t is said that frocks of foulard and
crepon are to take the place of muslin
and linen gowns for summer. The
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1910-06-01
Tho Pets.

WHEY tat the hotel office)-The clerk
says they don't take pets, Algy, SO l
suppose Fido and you will have to put
up in the basement.-Life.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1910-06-01
FLOTSAM AND JETSAM.
GirIish Model For Summer Gown.
Straw Roses on Hats.

A girlish white dress is of batiste,
with no other decoration than several
widths of white footing. The skirt is
bordered with three founces of batiste
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1910-06-01
So Feminine.

Lottie--I wouldn't be In Kittie's
shoes for anything in the world. Hat
tie-Of course not. They hurt you ter.
ribly.-Harper's Bazaar.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1910-06-01

now. Brocade lining or silk lining
printed in two tone brocade patterns
are another popular lining for such
garments.
Silk embroidered chandeliers ready
to applique on children's garments are
s cents each and are one Of the fads
of the moment.
Whether it be for country or sea-
shore, the fact that white serge Is
going to be popular this summer is
assured. The skirts Of these suits are
plated. One model is of double row
of plaits forming a double skirt. The
fullness is manipulated with mastery
skill, and the result is an attractive
line that bespeaks ease and comfort.
Coats for serge suits vary from
straight tailored box cut to the over
tapping points Of the short jacket.
The blouse that is trimmed with
frills at the front makes one Of the
fashion features Of the season. The
model illustrated can be treated in
this way or left plain.
JUDO CHOLLET.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1910-06-01
An Anomaly.

The average young woman doesn't
Axe to see her thirtieth birthday. Yet
when she has seen it she would like
to see It again.-Smart Set.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1910-06-01

braid is rolled between the thumb and
finger and is then held tightly and
sewed into rosebud and surrounded
by other buds like it to the number
Of two dozen or more. Artificial leaves
are used with the straw roses.
For wash skirts the model illustrat-
ed will be found very good. Plaits
are always to be avoided in tub
skirt, as they get out of shape and are
very difficult to laundry successfully.
JUDO CHOLLET.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1910-06-01

Even at the tender age Of four little
Benny was considering his future oc-
cupation. Mamma" he said, when
Pm a man I'm going to have a wagon
and drive around collecting ashes"
"Why, Benny" exclaimed his mother
In horror, mamma doesn't want her
little boy to be an ash man."
"Well, then" replied Benny with a
very self sacrificing air, II suppose
could collect swill. "-Delineator
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1910-06-01

CIRCULAR PETTICoAT WITH HABIT BACK.
This May Manuon pattern Is cut IN sizes
for a waist measuring from % to 80
inches. Send 10 cents to this office, CIV
ing number, 661, and 1t Will be promptly
forwarded to you by mail. If in haste
send an additional two cent stamp for
letter postage. which insures more prompt
delivery.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1910-06-01
VANITYS VISIONS.
Attractive New Collars-Smart Coat
Lininas-ChantecIer Applique.

Linings-ChantecIer Applique.
Collars, the plain turnover variety,
once more are embroidered upon strip
ed linen and In the color of the stripe
This is effective for the wearer Of
black and white. and in lavender it Is
most attractive.
Colored and figured Innings are be-
ing used in many of the new coats.
The dotted ones are best liked just
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1910-06-01

the absence of seams makes them es-
pecially desirable under transparent
materials. JUDO CHOLLET.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1910-06-01
JUDO CHOLLET.

This May Manton pattern is cut In sizes
from 80 to 40 inches bust measure. Send
10 cents to this Office, giving number, 664O,
and it will be promptly forwarded to you
by mail. If in haste send an additional
two cent stamp for letter postage, which
insures more prompt delivery.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1910-06-01

This May Manton pattern is cut in sizes
from % to 80 inches waist measure. Send
10 cents to this Office. giving number, 6639,
and it will be promptly forwarded to you
by mail. II in haste send an additional
two cent stamp for letter postage, which
insures more prompt delivery.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1910-06-01

What makes life dreary is want Of
motive. George Eliot.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1910-06-01

laundress had things all her own way
last summer; now it is the day of the
cleaner.
Bridal gowns made with tunic are
modish this season. The cut shows a
costume with this mOdish feature. The
material used is white satin, with an
overdrapery Of silver gauze.
JUDO CHOLLET.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1910-06-01

These May Manton patterns come in
sizes for the skirt from % to 80 inches
waist measure and for the waist from 81
to 40 inches bust measure. Send 10 cents
each for these patterns to this office, CIV
ing numbers-skirt 6502 and waist 6515-
and they will be. promptly forwarded to
you by mail. If in haste send an addi-
tional two cent stamp for letter postage.
which insures more prompt delivery.
The sun., 1910-05-03
.1ceedlns flre rear. and a tlne %. q.

not s1oeedlns Ave years and a ans not s1.
ceeding 81. .OOO.-
Bells Moore ia indicted individually for
reoeiylng money for procuring the Milton
and Woods girls. and jointly with Ander-
son Tor placing Belle Woods and again for
plAr,nR Alice Milton. I.evinaon ID in
dirtsud for the sale of Ida Gre~nberg and
Gussie Enrich and FOR placing Ida Green
berg and again for placing Oussie Enrich
After the Grand Jury had found the IN
dictments ID cOntinued it. srssiuns and
examined at some length Gen TheOdore
4. Bingham. the former Police COmmls-
sioner, and George Miller. the District
Attorneys spectral agent II was said
that Gen Bingham told the jury what he
had learned n the traffic in womon while
he was az the head II the police and tha;
the Information was general IN character.
dealing with The situation IN New York ~
a whole from the police viewpoint Mr.
REYNOLDS rrfilssd to discius- the character
II Millsrs testimony. hut frum tho fart
that 4 WAS gwen after IN. indictments
wern found Il was inferred that more ar
rests might he sNperted
Assistant District Attorney REYNOLDS
said that he had no idea how much longer
the Grand Jurv Investigation would con
tinue hut that he end was not vet In sight
Ne was asked ah1ir tho organization of
he traffic in WOmen said q have hsan nm
covered hy "a" investigators and ~
plisd that Nhiie there was M prpof thai
there was = regular organization which
cOntrOiled the traffic from osHtrn ~
centres it was clear that there was q defin
= understanding anoU.s those engaged
m the business IN various parts " the
country ~ that thew worked together for
mutual benefit and protection
The sun., 1910-05-03
WHITE SLAVE TRADE rELONT.
state senate Passes a Rnl Waking Penal.
ties Mere severe.

ALRANT. NAV The State Sennte
tonight paSsri tho hIll II Assamhlyman
q l. Whitney ,Repuhl. an. Sarntocal
which prov drS that anv person guilty
of enticlng women and { rls into his state
or the aNportat on NJ women and < rs
from this state for immoral purposes s
guilty II a felony aud uron conviction
shall he punished by fine of SiWn.
instead of o. ~. a. II s now. or by I'M
prisonment for a term NJ not ."ss than
thrrH years nor morp than twenty five
years instead Of not eVcoedn- five
years a. the prosent law pru-criheS
The hill IA tho most dras; g move ever
made hv to To- -Elature ~ chcrk tho
Importation OF eXportat On Of women
for immoral purFu Fusas aud ticrc waa ahso-
lute unanimiiv m 'ts passage hv "a"
Legislature he hill now goes Ia tho
Governor
Anv person who shall pay anv money
for the plarinc n womanSn any house
for immoral purposes with or without
her oonsent. instead " against her will.
a. the law now reads. - also guilty NJ A
felony and subject a. Tho same penalty
A. prescribed IN IN" first nstanoe
In all planeS N the present 'aw IN"
crimes enumerated are changed IN fclonics
instead " misdemeanors
The sun., 1910-05-03
MN ron 4 WAFER CONGRESS.
state Assembly Votes Gor CommlssiOn 70
ne Held ln Thls CItY Oiher Illlls.

ALBANY. May The Assembly to-
night passed Assemblyma1 Colnos hill
empowering the Governor a. appoint a
commission of one senator and two A
semblymen and twelve citizens al large
10 comprise a water congress 10 b. held
in New York within a year and appropri-
aiing Si0ODO Tor che commissions ex-
prnscs. The commission viii discuss
all matters relative "a the protect ion
~ streams
The Assembly also passed Assembly
man Hocy's b'l licensing theatre ticket
sellers on the streets IN New York city
and restricting their privileges. The
bill proL.bits iicket soalpers from block
asiinR theatre entrances.
Majority Leader Merritts bill appro-
priAtin ti5,O foreihe payment of Al 70
torneys and special counsel telegraph,
telephone and messenger service and
other expenses Oi tho Attorney General
ia the conduct IT his office under the
authorization of Attorney General Jack
s,in- was passed.
Anamendment 10 Assemblyman Shortt'
hill abOlishing personal taxes in New
York city, to make tho hill operative on
Outoler ! instead II November 1. was
adopted The blll was recommitted with
the understanding that II should not
lose its place on the calendar.
Asssmblyman p l.. Young introduced
proposed constitu -donal amendment
providing for two additional county
Judges in Kings county and ono additional
in Nertchester county, and fixing the
term II that office In each county az six
years.
With his secret a. to the identify Of
tho millionaire benefactor behind the
economic and general foundation fund
still intact IN his bosom. Assemblymnn
Artemas Ward, Jr.. succeeded tonight
in having the senate pass his hill Great
ing such fund. 10 he controlled hy Edwin
T. Rice, Julian n. Tinkham. Nelann \.
spencer, Otto q WierIm. Jr, and Albert
De ROOde