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The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-06-30
People Of Other PIanst..

Calculations as to the size required
for human beings on the other planets
vary widely according to the basis OF
reckoning. According to those based
upon the attraction of gravity. Jupiter
should be peopled by pygmies of 20
inches. Wolfius. on the other hand,
argued that Goliath himself would be
accounted decidedly underlined upon
that planet. He worked from the
feebleness Of the suns light there,
which would demand that the pupil Of
the eye should be much more dilata.
BILE. Since the pupil stands In con.
slant proportion to the ball of the eye,
and that to the entire body, said
Wolfius, a little calculation shows
that an average Jovian must be nearly
thirteen feet seven inches tall-not
quite four inches shorter than Og. king
Of Bashan. according to the measure
of his bedstead given In Deuteronomy
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-06-30
Male Fashions In 1850,

Male fashions Of 60 years ago had
other discomforts besides long hair.
Trousers were tight and buttoned I'm.
der the foot with broad straps. Every
man who aspired to be we'll dressed
wore bis coat SO high in the collar
that the back of the hat rested upon
1t. This fashion was SO prevalent
that, according to Sir Algernon West,
every hat had crescent of cloth
on the back of the brim to prevent
the rubbing of the beaver. or imita.
ton beaver, of which the hat was
made, for silk hats were not then in.
vented" And from the same author
ity we learn that opera hats were
unknown, and in the evening a fold.
ing chapeau bras was always carried
under the arm. Nobody but an
apothccary or solicitor would have
dreamed Of leaving his hat in the hall
of the house where he was calling or
dining"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-06-30
Leisure Essential.

Trees. fields. sunsets. rivers. breezes
and the like. must all be enjoyed at
leisure. II at all. There is not the
slightest use in a mans paying hur-
ried visit to the country. He may as
well go there blindfolded as go in a
hurry. He will never see the coun-
try He will have a perception. no
doubt. of hedgerows and grass. OF
green lanes and silent cottages, per
haps. of great hills and rocks Of vari-
Gus items which go toward making
tie country; but the country itself he
VIII never see.-Country Parson
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-06-30
Word. Tina. Ar. ou. o, STYLE.

- ~sSsOs
Most old English words have fallen
from their. high estate and are now
banned In the best society, at any
rate In Mayfair and Belgravia. OF
these Is the Saxon word lady" which
we are told is derived from loaf.
giver.''
In 1910 we speak of woman" and
the word lady" has become almost q
term of reproach. A young single
woman Is a girl-pronounced Cyril
AS the name young lady" Is re.
served for barmaids. shop hands and
telephone operators.
Then the word dress" used to de.
scribe the outer garment of our moth.
ers and grandmothers. but gowns"
and 'frocks" are worn by women OF
the twentieth century. Also we may
talk Of relations" but not of 'rels.
tives;" and the most venerable Of
rooster must be called chicken" ~
the word fowl" has sunk almost t
the level Of low language.-Queen.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-06-30
Who's the Boss?

A Boston professional man went out
recently and on his return found this
note from his stenographer. who had
evidently been house cleaning:
.'If I'm not in by nine. it's because
am at the dentist. probably. bu, 1t
may he that I'm at home. sick with
all kinds of diseases that one catches
from dirt germs. II that's the reason.
you have no kick coming at all. be-
cause your old desk was mess You
can be fixing up that pile of letters
and we will answer them virht off
ITEMS my orders"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-06-30
Butter.
Eggs.
MISCELLANEOUS MARKETS


Boston, June 24.-The Commercial
Bulletin Saturday said Of the wool
market:
Continued dullness rules the mar
ket with prices in buyers favor Orig
NAL bag Arizona is selling moderately
fine medium secured territory is NOV
ing in similar way at 55c to SIC.
Comparatively limited transactions
in Ohio and Michigan quarter blood
are reported at Csc. Boston prices are
below the basis Of new clip woods in
the West. but manufacturers are gen.
orally Indifferent to local offerings.
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Incorrect Pnraseoloay.

Speaking of the comet as ''celes-
tial wanderer," when its orbit is fixed
and known and its place in the heav-
ems determined at any time, is about
as correct as speaking of dash to
the pole" when the dasher is doing
well to make ten miles a day.-New
York Tribune.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-06-30

An Irish woman. Miss Lillian e.
Bland. has designed and built for her
self biplane glider 20 feet wide.
Several satisfactory giides have been
accomplished with the machine, con-
trolled from the ground by ropes. The
engine and propellers will be fitted
later
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Where II Falls.
aclared

"You're in for a SIEGE declared
the fashionable physician.
Quit your Kidding responded the
nalefactor of great wealth.
ITS fact. You're going TO be sick
You have violated Natures laws, and
must pay the penalty"
cav, cant you get me off on a tech
nicality, doc?"-kansas City Journal!
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-06-30
St. Louis Wool.

st. Louis.-Wool, unchanged. Me
dunn grades, combing and clothing.
22M23c: light fine, 11G1Sc; heavy
fine, 13@14c; tub-washed. 25032c.
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Denver Clearinas.

Denver.-Bank clearings for the
week ended June cath were $s.ss6.000,
a decrease Of 11.9 per cent. from the
corresponding wee klast year
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so.-Cash quotations were as

follows:
Flour-Steady
Rye-No. 9, 75c.
Barley-Fecd or mixing, asa 5Jc,
'air to choice mailing. Js6i64c
FlaXseed-NO. Southw. stern,
s2.03: No. Northwestern, S2.l5
Proyisions-Mess pork, per Dbl,
s23.5oM 23.75 lard, per 100 lbs.
s12.S7,2; short ribs, sides tloosct.
s13.12k T!3.5o; short clear sides
(Eoyad), sli.001l4.2
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Hay.

Upland. per ton. Sl1.Oo@12.OO; sec
end bottom. $1O.00G1l.0O; timothy,
S12.50@ 1850: alfalfa, $11.O0 a 1900;
straw. $4.5O@5.5O: South Park wire
grass. $15.00@16.0O.
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Hogs.
Sheep.
Grain.

SLAP. Rye. Colorado, bulk, per 100
lbs, $l.05 Colorado oats. sacked,
$1.63; Idaho oats. sacked, Sl.65: Ne
braska oats, sacked. $1.47; corn in
sacks. SIPS; corn chop sacked. $l.29:
bran, Colorado. per 100 lbs. $1.20.
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LATE
MAR K EFT
oUoTATio n 8
DENVER MARKETS.

Cattle.
Beef steers. grain fed, good
10 cnolce. ........... .o.IoQI.lo
Beef steers. grain fed. fair
" Soo0 .o.SSW o-to
Beef steers. hay fed. good to
choice. =. ...............s 4oa7.os
Beef steers. hay fed. fair to
good. .5sO@eU
Beef steers. pulp fed. good to
choice. .65oGZlO
Beef steers. pulp fed. fair
to good. .6OoaG5o
good to choice. ......... .soo0s.ss
Cows and heifers. grain fed.
fair to medium. 49,. .s.s5as.oo
Cows and heifers. hay fed.
good to choice. ....... .5.459 5000
Cows and heifers. hay fed.
fair to medium. ....... .4.65 q $40
Cows and heifers. pulp fed.
good to choice. .......... S.5o0sls
Cows and heifers. pulp fed.
fair to good. ......... .4.75@5.5o
to fair. .............s.s oo4so
Cows and heifers. common
. and Gamers. .2.50G3O
Veal Calves. .70O99.50
Bulls. :. .3.75M525
Stays. .5.000600
Feeders and stOckers, good
to choice. ......... .5.35@sos
Feeders and stOckers, fair to
good. .45Od5.sO
Feeders and stOckers, COM
mon to fair. .4.00G4.50
Hogs.
Good hogs .9.00M925
sheep.
Ewes .4.75m5.25
Wethers .525M5.75
Yearlings .550@625
Lambs .7OO@75O
Spring lambs
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-06-30

Z HAVE - whites
record 70 prove that
tho Aa1kAes At Tie lrot
Fourth al yuly Wef0
givoa to Boosting
ahsst their posses
stoaA. II thsy we're
h Tie habit of writing
letters 10 thslr Eng
nsh covsias. h which
they casually Fsferre1
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Woman Builds Flying Machine.

(Advertisement.)
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07
PREFERRED WALK ON STREET
American Tourist Indignant at Seem
ing Imputation That He Had
Feline Procivities.

Senator Depew was asked by re.
porter as he was having his luggage
examined last month, if he had
brought any stories back from Europe.
The senator laughed and replied:
well, in the smoke-room of the ship
heard an interesting thing about a
Montanan in Chester. Chester, you
know, is walled. It's wide walls, on
which you could drive horse, are
famous. You can circle the town on
them.
But the Montanan knew nothing
about Chester. He had only arrived
in Liverpool that afternoon. And as
soon as he finished his quaint dinner,
he said to the waiter in the quaint
Chester inn:
"'What is the best way for me to
amuse myself here for an hour or two
before bedtime?'
"'Well, sir said the waiter, it's a
fine evening, the moon is full, and
think you'd find a stroll on the walls
most enjoyable
1.-THE Montanan, ignorant of the pop
ular promenade upon the wide walls
of Chester, thought he was being
guyed. He frowned at the waiter and
said bitterly:
"'What do you take me for? A tom
cat?"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07
BOY TORTURED BY ECZEMA

When my boy was six years old, he
suffered terribly with eczema. He
could neither sit still nor lie quietly in
bed, for the itching was dreadful. He
would irritate spots by scratching
with his nails and that only made
them worse. A doctor treated him
and we tried almost everything, but
the eczema seemed to spread. 1t
started in small place on the lower
extremities and spread for two years
until it very nearly covered the back
part of his leg to the knee.
Finally l got Cuticura Soap, Cuti.
cura Ointment and Cuticura Pills and
gave them according to directions.
used them in the morning and that
evening, before l put my boy to bed,
/ used them again and the improve.
ment even in those few hours was sur.
prising, the Inflammation seemed to
be so much less. l used two boxes of
Cuticura Ointment, the same of the
Pills and the Soap and my boy was
cured. My son is now in his sew.
enteenth year and he has never had
a return Of the eczema.
II took care of friends child that
had eczema on its face and limbs and
used the Cuticura Soap and Ointment.
They acted on the child just as they
did on my son and it has never re-
turned. l would recommend the Cuti.
cura Remedies to anyone. Mrs. A. ].
Cochran 1929 COlumhia Ave Phi1a.
delphia, Pa, Oct. 20, 1909"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07
SILHOUETTES OF
WESTERN CANADA

The man from Iowa began to talk
land before the train was well out OF
the G. N. R. depot in Winnipeg. The
talk began in rather wide circles. The
rush to the land, the bumper crop, the
system of summer following pursued
in the semi-arid districts, were all
discussed, and then, with sort OF
apologize smile, the Iowa man said:
I'm a bit interested in this country
myself. Some of the men down home
got few sections up here along this
line, and I'm going to have look at
them. Never been up in Canada be-
fore"- lit is curious how these mid
western Americans pronounce the
name of the Dominion as if it was
"Can'dy")-"but if it looks good we
will be up to stay next fall"
you see, it's like this" said the
man from Iowa-quite manifestly con-
tinuing an argument that had been go
ing on in his mind for some time.
Back in our State land has become
dear. Anybody wanting to sell can
get $40 or $50 an acre for 1t, and
every farm that's offered is snapped
up. In Saskatchewan we have just as
good land that cost us $11 and $12, so
that man can take up five or six
times as much there as in Iowa on the
same investment of money.
ut isn't the money, though, that
brings most of us up from Iowa. I'm
not sure that money would be enough.
The invasion is family affair. We
have no chance of keeping our sons
around us back home. They have
to leave the farm and go into the big
cities of the neighboring States to get
work. To keep them on the farm and
in touch with us, we come up here
and make little colonies with the chill
dren around us, on homesteads or
bought land. This makes 1t easier for
the farmers back there in Iowa to get
land for the stay-at-homes. The fam
lilies that come to Canada are kept
together and the families that buy
the farms they leave are kept to-
gether, too. There won't be any slack
ening of the rush, either, for they still
raise big families back in Iowa."
One could almost see the mental
process of this typical American farm
er in defending step that meant
new flag, a new allegiance, new
land, and new associates. To aban-
don Old Glory of the Declaration of
independence for good. thing in
cheap land would hardly be playing
the game, but to go out into Sas-
katchewan to keep the family togeth-
err" was another and quite higher
motive.
Why seek too closely to analyze the
reasons for the greatest land trek in
the history of America? 1t is enough
to know that the sons of the frontiers
men of Iowa, and Kansas, and Mime
sota-the best blood of the midwest
are pouring into the Canadian west in
an ever-increasing stream, and are
learning that God Save the King" and
my Country IT'S of Thee" are sung
to the same tune.-Toronto (Ontario)
Globe
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07
a Pessimistic View.

Among the patients in certain hos
pital of Harrisburg there was recently
one disposed to take dark view of
his chances for recovery.
Cheer up, old mani" admonished
the youthful medico attached to the
ward wherein the patient lay. Your
symptoms are identical with those of
my own case four years ago. l was
just as sick as you are. Look at me
now!"
The patient ran his eyes over the
physicians stalwart frame. What
doctor did you have?" he finally asked,
feebly.-Illustrated Sunday Magazine.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07
Her Mistake.

A lady overlook little girl of her
acquaintance on her way to school.
do you like decimals, my dear?" she
asked.
Now the little girl had not gone
very far in her arithmetic and she
was unfamiliar with the word deci-
mails. She shrank from acknowledge
ing her ignorance, so, after minute,
she stammered: "Yes'm, 1 like them
pretty well, but not as well as
peaches"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07
Charity by Proxy.

There is an Oregon statesman who
is very prudent with his money. He
rarely spends anything if he can get
some one else to do the spending for
him. One morning he was walking
down the street with friend and
they met beggar who had a tale of
woe that was amazing. The states
man listened and asked some ques-
lions. Then he turned to his friend
and said: John, this mans story
affects me greatly. Give him quar-
ter."-Life.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07
Tuberculosis Death Rates.

The death rate from tuberculosis
among men employed in occupations
exposed to municipal and general or
ganic or street dust is higher than
among other employed males, accord
ing to a recent bulletin of the bureau
of labor of the department of COM
merce and labor. The percentage of
deaths from consumption among
males exposed to organic dust is 20,
while the percentage for all males
in the registration area is 14.S. The
percentage of deaths from tuberculo-
sis among workers exposed to metal
lie dust is very much higher.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07
His Little Mistake.

They stood beneath the stars, silent
as the heart-beats of the night, look
ing into the diamond-studded shirt
front Of the sky.
rs that Mars?" he whispered, as he
slipped his arm round her taper waist,
and gazed upon glittering orb in the
distant blue.
mo, it isn't" she exclaimed, jerking
away; it's mine; and If you think
you are hugging mother, l can tell
you that you are very much mis-
taken"
The matter was amicably adjusted
before anything serious resulted.-Ex-
change.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07
TemperamentaI Toilet Table.

A very aged Englishman many years
ago gave this advice to his daughter
in letter as to what lady's dressing
table should contain:
The best beautifier young lady can
use is good humor. The best renovator
truth; the best rouge is modesty; the
best eyewater is the tears of SYM
patty; the best gargle for the voice
is cheerfulness; the best wash for
smoothing wrinkles is contentment;
the best cure for deafness is atten-
ton; the best mirror is reflection, and
the whitest powder is innocence.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07
How's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
F. CHENEY d CO.. Toledo. o..
We, the undersigned. have known F. ]. Cheney
for the last is years. and believe him perfectly hon
orable in all business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made by his frn
WALDING. KINNAN 4 MARVIN
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. o.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally. acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system Testimonials sent free. Price 70 cents per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07
Goals of Fire.

One Christmas evening a Sunday
school pupil appeared at church, only
to be surrounded Immediately by a
number of deriding playmates.
She's wearing her sisters coat!"
cried one.
And she's got her brothers. gloves
on" cried another.
Yes" was the retort that turned
the tide of ridicule, land came with
my mothers blessing. "-Judge.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07
UNPROFESSIONAL.

Diner-Have you seen that doctor
intends to inoculate himself with the
cholera virus so that the he may have
the results of the experiment. Isn't
that fine?
Proprietor-No, perfectly mad, I
call it. Surprising I ate the same
meals as my clients.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07
Provided for Newsboys.

Mrs. William Waldorf Astor provid-
ed in her will that the newsboys of
New York should have a Thanksgiv-
ing dinner, as they have had at the
expense of the Astor family for half
century. This year at least 1000
newshoys were on hand, the afternoon
papers having suspended work, thus
giving the little fellows a holiday.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07
Restrained by PoIiteness.

Prisoner, have you any reasons to
present why the sentence of the court
should not be pronounced upon you?"
I mo, your honor. l feel as If |
should like to say few words about
the defense my lawyer put up for me,
but there are ladies present; you can
60 ahead with the sentence, your
honor"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07
lust Turned About.

with my husband" said the wife of
the busy man, sit is always case of
talking shop"
"And with my wife," said the spouse
of the bargain hunter, 'it is usually
case of shopping talk"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07
The Difference,

Wifey-John, couldn't you let me
have little money this morning?
Rattleigh's is advertising six puffs for
a dollar.
Hub-Great Scott! And we men can
get 60 delicious puffs for ten cents.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07
This Will Interest Mothers,

Mother Gray s Sweet Powders for Children,
cure Feverishness, Headache, Bad Stomach,
Teething Disorders, Regulate the Bowels and
Destroy Worms. They break up colds in "a
hours. Pleasant to take, and harmless as milk.
They never fail. At all Druggists, 25c. Sample
LIE Roy. n. Y.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07
IMMIGRANT to Mothers.
Bears the
One Idea of Economy.

What do you mean when you tell
the people they ought to economize?"
Il mean," said Mr.. Dustin Stax,
that they ought to go slow in patron
izing most business enterprises in or
der that they may have more money
to spend with mine. "-Washington
Star.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07
VERY Funny.

Borroughs-Mr. Merchants out, you
say? Why, he had an appointment
with me here. That's very funny.
New Office Boy-Yes, sir; l guess
he thought it was, too. Any ways he
was laughin' when he went out
Catholic Standard and Times.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07

There is no use going into politi-
cal campaign with any reputation, be-
cause you won't have any when you
come out.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07

1t is so hard to separate some men
from their money that they seem to
be suffering from lockjaw of the
pocketbook.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07

Those who claim that a woman
isn't so apt to indulge in crooked
work as a man evidently never saw
a woman try to drive a nail.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07

Seneca: Vices are contagious and
there is no trusting the well and sick
together.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07

Stella-Isn't Mabel going to marry
the duke?
Bella-No; he rejected the budget.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07
Doubtless,

The Carbohydrates the indus
try in New York, near as we could
jedge, Agner?
The Travelled Steppin' lively,
/ reckon.-Puck.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07

There's difference between dignity
and pomposity. but some people don't
seem to be able TO realize it.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07
Of a Later Date,

Bess-That's quaint ring you are
wearing. 1t is an heirloom?
Tess-Well. it dates from the Con-
quest.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07

Smokers also like Lewis Single Binder
cigar for its purity. 1t is never doped,-
only tobacco in its natural state.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07

A great deal is heard Of the art OF
remembering, and but little of the
fine art of forgetting.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07

BARKING, HACKING, RASPING COUGH
can be broken mp quickly by Aliens Lung Balsam
This old, reliable remedy has been sold for over
20 years. Ask your druggist aboutit-
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07

man can't help feeling restless
when even his bills are unsettled.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07

It's the Judgment of many smokers tina;
Lewis Single Binder SC cigar equals in
quality most l0c cigars
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07

ALL UP-TO-DATE HOUsEKEEPERs
Use Red Cross Ball Blue. 1t makes clothes
clean and sweet as when new. All grocers.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07
Quick as Wink.

If your eyes ache with smarting, burn.
ing sensation use PETTITS EYE SALVE.
All druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07

Don't be common. It's the uncom-
mon man who causes the world to sit
I'D and take notice.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethinR, softens the gurus, reduces IN
nammation, aays pain. cures wind colio sc bottle
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07

Constipation causes many serious diseases. It
Is thoroughly cured by Doctor Pierce's Plea SAINT
Pellets. One laxative, three for cathartic.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07

Remember that a sound argument
doesn't mean loud talk.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07

The best of plans fall out, and the
best of friends get married.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07

Following cheap advice is apt to
prove expensive.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07

During the first six months of his
married life a man pities old bachel-
lors. After that he envies them.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-01-07

A pessimist by any other name
would be a Pathfinder just the same.