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The Detroit times., 1910-10-24
MONDAYS ENTRIES.
AT puMLrco, MONDAY.

First Race--3-year- r-olds, furlongs.
selling: Mon Ami. 115; Toniata, lis;
Tempter 11S: Danheld. lis; Charlie
Hargraves. 118; Black Chief. 115; HI
bernica. lis; Henry Munro. 1l6: Chill
ton Queen, 115; Dr. Burch. Ito; Flying
Squirrel, lis.
Second Race-2 -year-olds, 8 fur
longs: High Flown, 80; Aldivia, 95
Ford Bank, 107: Golden. 104; Stare,
lO7; sylvan Dell, 104: Mollie s.. 104:
Idle Michael. 95: Spes Nostra, 104: Cliff
ton. l04: Firewood. 107; Gun Hill. 104;
Indora, 104.
Third Race-3-year- olds and up. sell
ing. mile and 20 yards: Algronei, 96;
Grania. ia: Anna l.. Daily, 107; Hill
ton, lO9; Marigot, 9S; Our Hannah, 9s:
Lille Hoy. 95: Cintrella. s5; Malitlne.
95
Fourth Race-Greater Baltimore
steeplechase, 4-year-olds and up, 2
miles: Dr. Heard. 143; o. X, 14e; Dick
shaw, 143; Prince, lac; Tourney, l4s;
Selectus. 146 Indora, 1903; Jimmy Lane,
143: Young Bitten. 14S; Thistledale,
Fifth Race-All ages. mile: Knight
of Uncas 95; San Hill, 95; French Girl,
IO5: Labelle Agnes. los; Duncraggen.
Ii0: Troy Weight 80: Lille Hoy. f07:
Rounder, g2; Thamses. ITO: Virginia
cup. 90; Irish Nora, 9s; Supervisor. SO:
Idle Michael. 90: Peep Shot. l07.
sixth Race-New Howard purse, g.
year-olds and Up. ~ miles Uncase
Chief, 10s; Reybourn, 10s; Superstition.
10s: Everett. los; Gilpin. log; Bonnie
Weather. fair; track. heavy.
The Detroit times., 1910-10-24
ISG.R. HOODOO'
, TO FIGHTERS?

Is Grand Rapids . hoodoo for prize
lighters. This is the question being
asked by many fight followers who
remember the death of Mike Ward.
who was killed In the Furniture City
when he fought Willie Lewis.
Now comes the unexpected and sud
den death OF Stanley Ketchel. the
middleweight champion. who was
born In Grand Rapids and made his
home near there on q farm
The death of Ward put an end to
the fight game In Grand Rapids and
the murder OF Ketchel makes It look
as though some hoodoo hangs over
the fighter who Is any way connected
with the game In Grand Rapids.
The Detroit times., 1910-10-24
THEY ACTUALLY.
DO THE WORK
Food Eaten 10 Worthless Unless d.
oested-Some Stomachs Must
Have Help.


Food taken into the Stomach which,
from the nature OF the food or the
condition of the stomach, Is not d.
gested, is worse than no food at all.
This is a true statement as far as II
goes and a great many dyspeptics go
only this far with their reasoning.
They argue with themselves that be-
cause their stomachs do not do the
work given them, they must be given
less work: In other words. they must
be starved. II would be just as SEN
sible for a business man who IL un-
able to do all his own work to cut
down his business to his own capacity
as II Is for a man to starve himself to
relieve his stomach. The sensible
business man employs help and goes
forward with his business. Likewise
the sensible dyspeptic will employ
help for his stomach and give his
body proper nourishment
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets actually
do the work assigned to them. They
relieve weak and overburdened stom-
achs OF great portion of digestive
action. Their component parts are
Identical with those OF the digestive
fluids and secretions of the stomach
and they simply take up the grind
and carry on the work just the same
as a good. strong, healthy stomach
would do II.
On this account Stuart's Dyspepsia
Tablets are perfectly natural In their
action and effects. They do not cause
any unnatural or violent disturbance
In the stomach or bowels. They them
selves digest the food and supply the
system with all the nourishment con-
tanned in what Is eaten and carry out
Natures plans for the sustenance and
maintenance Of the body.
How much more sensible Is this
method than that employed by many
sufferers from weak stomachs. Bv
this means the body and brain get all
the good, nutritious food they need
and the man Is properly nourished
and equipped to carry on his work
and perform his duties. He could not
possibly be In proper working condi-
ton by starving himself or employing
some new tangled. insufficient food
that does not contain enough nutri-
ment for a year-old baby. A strong
man doing strong work must be prop
-erly fed and this applies to the brain
as well as the body.
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets, by re-
lieving the stomach OF its work. en-
able Il to recuperate and regain its
normal health and strength. Nature
repairs the worn and wasted tissues
Just as she heals and knits the bone
OF broken limb. which is of course
not used during the process Of repair
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are for
sale by all druggists at so cents a box
and they are the one article that the
druggist does not try to sell something
in the place of that's "just as good" !"
Their unqualified merit and success
and the universal demand for them
has placed them within the reach Of
everyone. 7si, ~. ..4.
The Detroit times., 1910-10-24

Sob Printing Done Right. Time.
pvsrSsps Co., No. Is John r. st Call
Main i5sa or City 1855
The Detroit times., 1910-10-24
codd Is Confident.

George p Codd, who has been cam
paigning with Chase s. Osborn, came
into the city Saturday morning, and
will probably stay for the rally In the
Light Guard armory Saturday evening.
"I can see nothing but sweeping vic
tory for Osborn" said Mr.. Codd. I'VE
spoke in Branch. st. Joseph, Allegan,
Cratiot. and Kent counties, and the
enthusiasm was great" When told
that the Democrats we're making capt.
tai oil Mr.. Codd's characterization OF
Lawton L. Hemans as "four-fiusher,"
Mr.. Codd said; I'm glad they think
IL helps them"
The Detroit times., 1910-10-24
BURNS WANTED A STAR
BUT BOUGHT A SUB

Wnen Burns managed Chicago
years ago, the Cubs were not winning
remnants as they are these days and
the word. Chicago. did not stand for
progress In baseball.
Burns, however, was trying. And
when he heard that there was q sec.
ond baseman at Grand Rapids. who
was playing wonderful baseball, he
left the team long enough to look
over the man. Burns was told not
TO be niggardly in the price. II the
man showed anything like the form
that was expected. Burns said moth
Ing about being the manager of the
Chicago National league team, as he
purchased ticket and went to the
grandstand.
eyes fastened upon the second base
man. He saw some wonderful ball
playing. He saw that man make stops
that looked impossible. He saw him
throw from every angle. He saw him
hit the ball every time he went to
the plate.
Burns didn't haggle about the price.
He paid $4,000 for the man and
brought him to Chicago. Well, the
first day out, the new second base
man booted everything In sight. He
famed at the plate. He did every
thing that a good ball player should
not have done. II was SO the second
day and the third.
And all the time reports OF the
marvellous play OF second baseman
at Grand Rapids were filling the news
papers. You know what happened?
The real star was injured the day
before Burns got there. The real star
was out OF the game. It was substi-
tute who was performing on the bag,
and he happened to have good day.
II was the substitute whom Burns pur
chased.
The Detroit times., 1910-10-24
SIX ATHLETICS
ARE TOMARRY

Wedding bells will soon chime for
several Of the Athletic players. Jack
Coombs, Eddie Collins, Jack Barry, Ben
Houser, Eddie Plank. and even Man
ager Connie Mack are said to have
been struck out by Dan Cupid.
II IL understood most of those men,
toned will be married In either No
vember or December. Manager Mack
plans to sal. for europe with his bride
on Nov. 3. to be absent two or three
months.
The Detroit times., 1910-10-24

r. l. Herrick. a local Prohibition
list, says Proctor X. Owens, the ex-
Prohibitionist. who is now running
for mayor on the Republican ticket
and taking his schupers with great
regularity. has promised to vote for
George w. Pierce. the dry" mayoral
candidate.
The Detroit times., 1910-10-24

Capt. James r. Hutchinson, U. 3. A.,
who claims TO he q retired Pittsburg
club man. Is locked up I'm the CEN
jumping $40 board bill at the Ho-
tel Cadillac. He says he IL heir to
s76,00b OF his fathers estate.
The Detroit times., 1910-10-24
The line-up:
.a - 1a~ -"
DETROIT COL.

Summary: Touchdown. Carney. Goal
from touchdown. Kelly !. Time Of
periods. l2M minutes each Referee,
Dusty" Lane. Umpire, Whitmore.
Field Judge. Western. OF Central. Time
keeper. Carron. Head linesnan, Radi-
gan, OF n. c. ~
The Detroit times., 1910-10-24
TO Direct work az Eort Wayne.

WASHINGTON, Oct. 22-Capt.
Twenty-sixth infantry, will assume
charge OF construction work at Fort
Wayne, Mich. He will relieve Capt.
Dana w. Kilburn. of the same regi-
ment
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-09-28
Gems of Wit Wisdom and Humor
HEALTH.
BY ARTEMUS WARD.

MY son. you've bin foolin round
thrashin masheen. You went In at the
end where they put the grain in. come
out with the straw and then got up
in the thingumajig and let the hosseO
tired on you, didn't you. my SOM"
You can jedge by this what dis
agreeable person ! am when I'm
angry. But to resoom about health. I
cum OF healthy family. The Wards
has allus been noted for helthiness.
The fust Of my ancestors that know
anything about was Abijah Ward and
his wife. Abygil Ward, who came over
with the Pilgrims In the Mayfower.
Most OF the Pilgrims was sick on
the passage, but my ancestor wasn't.
Even when the tempest ragged and the
billers howled. he sold another Pill
grim kag of apple sass. The Pilgrim
who bot II was angry when he found
that under a few layers OF sass the
rest was sawdust. and my ancestor
sed he wouldn't have bleeved such
wickedness could exist when he as
certained that the bill sed Pilgrim
gave him was onto a broken bank and
wasn't wurth the price OF a glass OF
new gin. II will be thus seen that my
fust ancestor had commercial mind.
My ancestors has all bin healthy Pc
pie. tho their pursoots In life has
been vari's.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-09-28

been shooting has seen his party or
ganization divided In every state, mis-
party's candidates overwhelmingly de-
feated. business depressed, and the
intelligent and honest workingman
without employment and hungry.
Looking for other fields for shooting
practice, this man is now shooting at
the courts and its judges.
This apostle OF Derringer practice
while he was president abused Judge
Humphrey OF the United States court.
gentleman and honest man, for
rendering a decision which was made
according TO law and to this day Is
unreversed. When the United states
appellate court reversed Judge Lands
the same shooter. not from the head
OF a barrel, but from TIE White House.
sanctified by aoraham Lincoln, told
the people OF the United States that
the judges had been guilty of miscar-
rying justice.
When Haywood and Meyer were
on trial for their lives. this same
shooter with all the power OF the pres
ident OF the United States. sought 10
influence the jury by holding up these
leaders OF labor as undesirable citi-
zens. Men may under the spell of a
first intoxication, sTeak words that
in their sober moments they regret,
but when a man offends. and again
offends. and keeps on and keeps on
offending he must be considered an
habitual slanderer. Lincoln and l.
Taft and 7. both did the same thing,
cries the shooter. Ii should have been
Bryan and l. Hearst and l.
y{.r 70 uhA he
trusts he drew a line between the
good ones and the bad ones. The
Steel and Sugar trusts were the good
ones, those which would not help along
the shooters political schemes were
the bad ones.
while under the table touch
Cox's feet. ] cannot with Lorimer sit
down and eat
Has the correspondence with har.
riman passed from your minds -
|. Every generation gives opportun-
ity to the patriot.c and brave TO keep
our ship of state headed In the right
direction, and all of us may now join
in the great fight. begun In this con
vention, to prevent a third term or
something worse"
When he began his vitriolic ASSAULT
on Roosevelt, the Roosevelt follow.
ing Kissed him repeatedly Gruber
started a real row with his speech
and there was an exchange OF kissing
and catcalls which were unparalleled
in the history Of the Republicans OF
New York state
Delegates were cursing each other
in monotones and II would have taken
very little to have started a free for
all fight.
Finally Roosevelt could stand the
disorder no longer. Leaping 10 his
feet. with his hand appraised. his teeth
glistening and his face aflame he
cried Gentlemen keep quiet. Let
him talk. Each side should have a
chance TO express its opinion withou
outside molestation. Give them a
square deal; they must have IT.
There was a little better order az n
result Of Roosevelt's interference.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-09-28
on.il quite recent Pve bin a helthy

) ontil quite recent Pve bin a, helthy
fndividooaE I'm near so, and yit I've
got a muscle into my arms which
don't make my fists resemble the
tread of canary bird when they fly
out and hit a man.
Only a few weeks ago | was ex-
hibitin in East Skowhegan, in a b'ildin
which had form'ly bin ockepyied by a
pugy list-one of them fellers which
hits from the shoulder and teaches
the manly art OF selfdefens. And he
cum and said he was goin In free. In
conscience of previ'sly 'ockepyin sed
'ldin. with a large yeller dog | sed.
ITO be sure, SIR but not with those
yelier dogs" He sed. 20. yes" | sed,
20. no." He sed, do you want TO
be ground to POWDER" | sed. Yes,
do, II there Is a powder grindist
handy Then he struck me dis
gustin blow in my left eye, which
caused that concern to at once close
for repairs; but he didn't hurt me any
more. | went for him. | went for him
energet'cally His parents live near
by, and | will simply state that 10
minits after Id gone for him his moth
er, seem the PROSTATE form OF her
son approachin the house onto a shut
ter carrid by four men, run out doors.
keerfully looked him over and sed.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-09-28
English Horribly Misspoke"

until we determine what good talk"
is. There Is much misconception on
the subject.
We have heard educated men Of
foreign birth talking with the precis-
lon and formality of an encyclopedia,
and We have compiimented them on
their excellent English" But this
English was not excellent; for 1t was
bad conversation.
The man whose words sound as IL
they came right out Of the unabridged
dictionary Is not speaking good
English.
His talk Is stilted and unnatural. Il
Is almost as bad In its way as the CD.
posite type Of conversational English
that of the street urchin whose speech
is q hideous composite OF slang, pro-
family and bad grammar. The bookish
talk Is correct" but not idiomatic;
the street urchin's Is idiomatic, but
incorrect.
There Is halfway style some
where between these two extremes.
1t succeeds somehow In conveying
ideas from one mind to another, SIM
ply and directly, without vulgarity or
Formally. II uses mostly the plain
Anglo-Saxon words learned In child
hood, with only such longer or more
unusual words as are needed to ex.
press complex thoughts. The vocabu-
larry may be rich and varied. but II ID
not ponderous. II Is as natural as the
speech of intelligent children, though
broader In scope.
This conversational style Is found
at its best among women. For wo-
men. in general, talk as easily and
naturally as birds sing; and with edu-
cation and culture they retain this es-
sential ease and naturalness better
than men.
DO not misunderstood this COM
plishment to women. II Is not meant
as a compliment, anyhow, and We
must qualify IL at once. Women are
seldom better takers" than men,
they merely have better converse
tional style" They have the form OF
good conversation. usually without
the substance. They know how to
talk, but too often lack ideas.
And men. too. speaking In the same
general way. have ideas, but don't exc
press them we'll I'm conversation.
What ideas a woman has, she utters
readily and effectively: but what
IDEAS man has. he wrestles with and
chokes over and sputters out in In.
artistic lumps--or In formal book
style. which 10 just ~ bad :
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-09-28
GaynOr Says Emphatically
He WOn'tRun for Governor

ST. JAMES. L. l.. Sept 2S.-Mayol
Gaynor yesterday took himself out o.
the race for governor by writing {
letter TO James Creelman, free from
ambiguity. Mr.. CTeelman gave IL on
last night as follows:
Dear Mr.. Creelman. am this
day writing a letter TO Chairman
Dix stating that am not a can
didate fer nomination for Cover
nor and refuse TO become such.
| do this to remove all doubt on
the subject which may have
arisen by reason OF irresponsible
statements which / am informed
are being circulated.
No utterance OF mine has put
the matter I'm doubt. Some have
said TO me that the convention
may nominate me. although | am
not a candidate. IL seems TO me
that IL might appear vain for me
TO assume in my letter to Mr.. Dix
that that extraordinary thing
might happen. therefore write
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-09-28

this supplemental letter to you
TO take TO Rochester and show
there to prevent my nomination
If II should appear to be immi-
nent
Make 1t plain that II nominated
I would decline to accept. could
not abandon to their fate the
splendid men whom have ap-
pointed TO Office and who are
working so hard for good govern
ment. nor could abandon the
people OF the city OF New York
after so short a service. You
make this letter public in advance
OF going to Rochester II, In your
judgment, you think the situation
calls for It, But do not do so un-
less IL be plainly necessary.
Every honest man will understand
me. Sincerely yours,
WILLIAM j. GAYNOR.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-09-28
SPITE FENCE TO ENFORCE
THIRTY-YEAR-0LD CLAIM
Man Takes No Rest On Second Az
'lt tempt, for He Has injunction
Against City.

NEW YORK, Sept. 2S.-Because me
Flrst Ward Improvement commission
81 old Long Island city more than 30
wears ago.f I'm widening Ely-ave.. took
81 strip of land owned by Patrick Cole
nan and Ia not pay him for IL, Cole
1oan had a high board fence built IN
front OF the lot, now No. IL Ely-sve
1rhe fence takes I'm the full frontage
4 the lot and extends ten feet out
MDon the sidewalk. 40
s. The district was swamp land 30
ohrs aeo: now II is fine residential
~cflon. The property owned by Cole
1n. Who runs cooperage at NO
West Houston-st., Manhattan. Is
"a - $4,000. There are many
cle2G ~ block Witch 4 a's s1s
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-09-28
OBSERVATIONS

There's in way the average is
parties Only tagged Republican Demo
cratic and slowed in psOnhoe to be pulled and
AVER great the big interests playing
INNING All mluonnres do % keepth
t-u Of men divided into hostile armies the
While firing each
throwing party
the middle Politics
Tor ms s %nsa ne m WAS , a S nm ne % aa p S"s
neghor fought
Now however his
business raising feeding clothing and educating family
Nohe vide awake And when they begin sprinkle that eye du.
his goggles And he only the flag but
The parties
something for him good wife and hts babies
Wisconsin Maine deo,sn Illinois other widely
tered but bright particular spots ,,.. . NAM ,.,...,,. . ,
himself and had decided his thinking
Encouraging? it going started
riding the back of another will climb
to
foolish notion in their heads that particular love for the old
Democratic ticket and that oibbe upside down
win the when the people their
that
though nedgeng crowded by
II young at backward
handing food keeps its stepmo'he constantly on the
! wing searching for crumbs and
Ii a
of of
very spoon
lips children the ubssns CASTOR crumbs
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-09-28

Conversation is the finest OF the
arts. You do not believe this, but II
is nevertheless true.
The first thing We are taught Is to
learn to talk. And We continue talk
ing. more or les insanely and mar
tistically. all our lives. We are the
talking animal. Talking is our prin-
ciple occupation and diversion from
the cradle TO the grave.
But how many really good takers
do you know?
That question, however. Is unfair,
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-09-28

That immense su;as have been
paid to legislators in New York BY
the Metropolitan Street Railway
company and by the Street Railway
Association of New York state has
been revealed by a legislative inves-
tigation, and the fact is OF interest
to every city il the country.
Particularly is it of interest to
detroit at inst this time.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-09-28

fence in the sidewalk TO Eleventh.5t
but for the fact that he has an apart
ment house there and the fence miSht
drive out his tenants. IL is under
stood he proposes TO keep the barrier
where il is until he gets damages with
80 years interest
The built fence there about year
ago, but IL was destroyed by High
ways department men. lie got a per.
manent injunction restraining the
borough officials from interference
and he says the new fence will stand
till he is paid
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-09-28
sNUFFED OUT.

Miss flora McTlimsey, Of Madison
Square, was complaining that she
had absolutely nothing to wear.
II draw the line of course" she
said. at the hobble skirt"
ConcealinC herself beneath an In.
verted washtub hat, however, she
managed 10 walk up Broadway with
out being recognized or attracting any
particular attention.-Chicago TIL
bune
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-09-28

The 600 delegates to the annual con-
vention OF the United states Brew
masters association. many accom-
panied by their wives and children.
went to the Flats Wednesday morn
ing on the steamer Pleasure, leaving
the foot of Woodward-ave. at $3.50
o'clock. They will remain at the
ing they will depart for their homes,
the convention having closed Tues
day afternoon.