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The Dickinson press., 1910-12-24
REEpER PleeER ARRESTED
G.. :. sTill, sRERIFF.s GUEST

For the first time in many months the
Adams county Jail is occupied by an
alleged blind pigger. For several
months past it has been rumored that q
pig" was furnishing at Reeder and on
last Monday evening Sheriff Kraus and
States Attorney Norton dropped into the
humble abode of one, Henry Hammer.
of the above named village and insti-
gated a search for wet goods.
The search disclosed one barrel of
what both officials declare to be genuine,
undiluted, unadulterated -thirst-quench-
ing amber fluid made by one. Thee.
Hamm of St. Paul, Minnesota. Three
''empties" were also discovered among
the furnishings of the shack. Hammer
was forthwith arrested and on Tuesday
morning waived examination before
Judge Thomas. His honor fixed defen-
danl's bond at 81, 600 and the case will
come up at the April term of district
court.
Hammer will probably be able to fur
njsh the required bonds. otherwise he
will enjoy the association for the next
few months Of c. F. Merry. the railroad
magnate, who for several months past
has been a guest of Sheriff Kraus.-
Adams County Record.
The Dickinson press., 1910-12-24
sTlMscK.FLowER

j. W. Stimson and Miss Belle Flower
were united in marriage at their home
southwest of Manning on December 49,.
by Rev. j. c. Erb of the Methodist
church charges at Manning, Oakdale and
Emerson.
1t was a quiet wedding, only a few
near neighbors being present. F.. E.
McCurdy, a friend of the Stimson
family, was one of those present.
The groom is a mar who has large
land holdings in Dunn county. being
one of the early settlers out north. Mr..
Stimson was a resident of Dickinson fol-
a number of years. where he has many
friends, who extend congratulations.
The bride has q fine homestead ad-
joining the land of her husband. and /.
a lady much respected BY those who
know her. :
The Dickinson press., 1910-12-24
Pho
ToGRAPHERS

in getting good
results for a small
cost. Won't you
please bring your
camera over and
take me right now?
| promise to keep
still and not move
till you have snap
shotted me.
Thank you. Good
Bye!"
The Dickinson press., 1910-12-24
MARVELLOUS DISCOVERIES

mark the wonderful progress Of the age.
Air flights or heavv machines, kilograms
without wires, terrible war inventions to
kill men, and that wonder of wonders,
DR.. Kings New ~Discovery-to saw life
when threatened by coughs, colds, la
grippe, asthma, Group, bronchitis, hem
'orrhages, hay fever and whooping cough
or lung trouble. For all bronchial affec-
tions il has nc equal. 1t relieves instant
fly. It's the surest cure. James M. Black
Of Asheville, N. c., r. r. No. 4. writes it
cured him of an obstinate cough after. all
other remedies failed. soc and S1.oo.
a trial bottle free. Guaranteed byT.J ].
Greene & Co.
The Dickinson press., 1910-12-24
Hell.
10, HEllOi

That you Mr..
Photograph man?
Well, | want you
to take my man.
ma. She heard
someone say that
you took the incest
pictures of children
and could beat
The Dickinson press., 1910-12-24
LITTLE SON
Persisted
Criminal Negligence of Parents.
Lock Children Out. Chilled
Bodies Found in Shelter of
Dry Goods Boxes.

Coroner A. D. Davis and States
Attorney Elect Murtha were called to
Richardton Sunday to investigate the
cause of the death of the f~ive-year-old
son of Mr.. and Mrs. Michael OFT.
The story of his death by exposure to
cold and the serious condition of his
little four-year-old sister is a sorrowful
and a rather peculiar one inasmuch as
the children were playing in the yard
during the afteln Don and were found not
more than 50 fee: from the house about
8 O'Clock in the evening.
The mothers story is that she missed
the children during the afternoon. locked
the two younger children in the house
and went Out to look for them. When
night came the neiahbors Joined in the
search and it vas not very long before
the little ones were discovered lying on
the ground, sheltered by some grocery
boxes. The boys limbs were badly
frozen and he never RECLAIMED absolute
consciousness. dying early the follow
ing morning. The little Girl was also
badly frozen but it is thought she will
recover
Michael OFT is section foreman at
Richardton, and it is reported that his
home is sort of a blind pig resort. At
any rate. it is said that the parents are
negligent of home and children. They
were utterly Indifferent about giving
information to the cornor and states
attorney.
The jurors. Ed. Mottershead. VIM.
tombstone and James Gill. returned a
verdict of death as a result of careless
ness or negligence on the part of the
parents.
The authorities are not satisfied yet
and it may be that the remaining
children will be taken from the parents
and placed in decent homes.
1t seems as though these parents should
be arrested and prosecuted. The county
cannot let such shameful acts as this 90
unnoticed.
The Dickinson press., 1910-12-24
Richardton

3. ]. Wilkins was down from Miles
City.
= MI. and Mrs. Mark tombstone was in
from. the north doing some shopping.
Mr.. and.:Mrs. Austin Wilkins left Fri
day for Miles City.
Geo. Norin..returned from Regent where
he. transacted business.
States Attorney 7. F. Murtha was
down from. Dickinson Monday.
Miss Anna Bach left for New York on
Wednesday,,
The Dickinson press., 1910-12-24

The peculiar properties OF. Chamber
iain's Cough Remedy have been
thoroughly tested during epidemics Of
influenza, and when, it was taken in time
we have not heard Of a single case of
pneumonia. Sold by all druggists.
The Dickinson press., 1910-12-24

Remember our prices are lower than
you get elsewhere and our goods are
absolutely guaranteed. We carry moth
ing but highest grade goods guaranteed
by the maker. H. M. Roberts, jeweler,
optician and engraver. I2-3-tf
The Dickinson press., 1910-12-24

Mrs. Gen. H%ettenbaugh returned from
Rochester, Mimi, where she underwent
an operation.
Mrs. N. X. Miller was pleasantly
surprised Wednesday by IA of her lady
friends, the occasion being her birthday.
j. Doll, H. Smidth and j. Bag eonstoss
transacted business at the county seat
the last part of last week.
Paul, the ~five-year-old son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Mike OFT died Sunday a: S a. m.
He VI % buried at the Catholic cemetary
Monday.
The Dickinson press., 1910-12-24
Weak hrOat-Weak LUNGS

Gold after cold; cough after cough! Troubled with this
|takingcold habit? Better break it up. We have great
confidence in Ayers Cherry Pectoral for this work. No
medicine like it for weak threats and weak lungs. Ask
His approval is valuable. Follow his advice at all times.
No alcohol in this cough medicine. LC:7y7 Co, LogcL Mas,
1Ahxayskeepa good laxative ga thehoqse; Takeadosewhen yourcodd tcome.on. What
Is the best laxative for this? Ayers Pills. Ask your doctor his opinion. Let him decide.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-06-14
MARINE INTELLIGENCE !


S. c. ALLEN, Am. schr., from Hon.
for Eureka, May 90.
SEQUOIA. Am. schr., ar. Hilo from
Grays Harbor, June :.
:. G. WILDER, Am. bkt., from Mahu-
kona for 5. f., May 81.
s. T. ALEXANDER, Am. sehr., ar. Hilo
from Eureka, April 80.
SIERRA, Am. S. s., from Hon. for S.
F., June 8.
SIBERIA. Am. S. S, from Hon. for
s. F.. June II.
STIMSON, Am. schr., ar. Port Town
send from Hon, April 5.
ST. DUNSTAN, Br. s. s., from Hon. for
Port Townsend. June 9.
ST. KATHERINE, Am bk., ar. 8. F.
from Hilo, Feb. "a.
STRATHGYLE, Br. S s., from Hon
for Newcastle, May 81.
TAMON MARU, No. 6, from Hon. fol
Moi, April 2.
TAURUS. Am. schr., from Port Allen
for Sound, April %.
TENYO MARU, Jap. S. S., ar. Hon
from s F., June 6.
TORSDAL, Nor. S. s.. from Norfolk fol
Hon. April 49,
TYMERIC, Br. s. s, ar. Newcastle
from Hon, May 80.
VANCOUVER, S. s., from Hon. fol
Mike, June 5.
VIRGINIAN, Am. S. S., from Port Al
len for Salina Cruz, June 4.
VIM. OLSEN, Am. schr., ar. Gray!
Harbor from Hon, March %.
WILHELMINA, Am. S. s., from S. F
for Hon. June s.
". F. BABCOCK. Am. sp., Harris, from
Hon. for Cape Town. March 81.
VIM. P. FRYE, Am. sp., from Kahului
for Delaware Breakwater. April %.
W. H. MARSTON, Am. schr., from S
F. for Hilo, June u.
VIM. T. LEWIS, sp., from Cardiff fol-
Hon., April 81.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-06-14
ECZEMA DURABLE!
PROOF NOW AT 25C!
Try the Oil of Wintergreen Com
pound-ItCh Is Instantly
Relieved.

It is usually very costly to consult
a specialist in any disease, but for p
cents, on a special offer, we can now
give to those suffering from eczema or
any form of skin disease absolutely
instant relief, with prospect of an early
cure.
A special trial bottle of the oil of
wintergreen as compounded in the Chi
cago Laboratories of the D. d. d. Com
~pany may be had in our store on tins
special - cent offer. This one bottle
viii convince you've know tive
vouch for it.
Ten years of success with this mild
soothing wash, D. D. D. Prescription,
has convinced us. and we hope you
will accept the special p cent offer 50
that YOU also will be convinced. Homo.
lulu Drug Co.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-06-14
OAHU RAILWAY TIME TARIFF
outward.

outward.
For Waianae, Waiama, Kahuku ~,
Way Stations-s9:1h a. NJ, 1920 n ~
For Pearl City, Eva Mill and w..
Stations-t7:30 a. N, .9,I5 wy
'1l:3O a. ~, '2:l5 p. m, 1920 n M
'5:l5 p m, $3.50 p. H., t11:l5
For Wahiawa enc Leilehua-slO.oO.
~, *5:l5 p. m, 1880 .. NJ. t1l:l5 n N
Inward
Arrive Honolulu from Kahuku w.;.
ma and Waianae--s:36 a. M, .5.al
p. N.
Arrive Honolulu from Eva Mill and
Pearl City-t7:45 a. N, 1886 a
*1l:02 a. m, *1:40 p. m, '4:26 D. m
-5:31 p. M, 1880 p. N.
Arrive Honolulu from Wahiawa .na
Leilehua-"9:15 a. m, i1:40 . M, .5:3l
p. M, +10:l0 p. N.
The Haleiwa Limited, tvo-hon,
train (only frst-class tickets honored
leaves Honolulu every Sunday at 8.M
a. m; returning, arrives in Honoluln
at 1910 p. m. The Limited stops onlv
at Pearl City and Waianac outward
and Waianae, Waipahu and Pearl City
| inward.
*Daily. Except Sunday. tSunday Only.
6. p. DENISON, F. c. SMITH
Superintendent. G.P,L
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-06-14
NOTICE.
J. HOPP & co.

All accounts owed by the firm Of j..
Hopp & Co. will be settled within the
next thirty days, and all accounts due
to the said firm not settled within thirty
days will be placed in the hands of an
attorney for collection without further
notice.
Dated June 10, 1910.
J. HOPP & co.
Per L. C. ABLES, Manager. 3SS
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-06-14
AN UNNECESSARY SYSTEM.

"You ought to have a burglar alarm
system in your house, said the cleo
trical supply agent, $50 that You will
be awakened if burglar raises one of
the windows or opens door at night
"No burglar can get in here while
we are peacefully sleeping,' replied
Mr. Newpop. "We are weaving our
baby. Chicago Record Herald.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-06-14
c, BREWER & CO., LTD.

AGENTS FOR THE
Royal Insurance Co., of Liverpool, Eng
land.
London Assurance Corporation.
Commercial Union Assurance Co, Ltd
of London.
Scottish Union & National Insurance
Co., of Edinburgh, Scotland.
Caledonian Insurance Co.
The Upper Rhine Insurance Co, Ltd
(Marine).
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-06-14
Chas. Brewer go. S
new YORK Line
REGULAR LINE OF VESSELS

REGULAR LINE OF VESSELS
Plying between New York & Honolulu.
The Bark Nuuanu will sail from New
York forth port about July Is, 1910.
Subject to change without notice.
Freight taken at lowest rates.
For freight rates apply to Chas.
Brewer & Co., q Kilby street, Boston,
or Theo. II. Davies s. Co., Ltd, Homo
lulu.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-06-14
NOTICE

Starting June IS, 1910, and until
further notice. the Pacific Oil Trans
portation Company will close at P. m.
on Saturdays
1854 A.-E. DAVIDSON, Agent.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-06-14
TRANSPORT SERVICE.

Dix, ar. Seattle from Hon, May IA.
Logan, ar Hon. from :. f., June Is.
ar. S. T. from Hon, March 10.
ar. Manila from Hon, June B,
sherman. ar. :. T. from Hon, June Il.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-06-14
VESSELS IN PORT.
(ArmY and NavY.l


KAITIE dIIVI -V'Fg'I
Kukui, I. s. L. H. T, Carriger.
Thetis, [. :. r. G., Cochrane, June Is.
(Merchant Fessels.)
Alden Besse, Am. blk, Miller, San
Pedro, May IS.
Coronado, Am. bkt., San Francisco,
June 10.
Flaurence Ward, Am. schr., Pitt, Md
way Isle, May 5.
Helene, Am schr., Aberdeen. June II.
Henley, Br. SIS, Newcastle, June s.
Heathdene. Br. SIS. Newcastle. May Is.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-06-14
11eyOhOl01I0 specie bQDh, LID.
capital paid up) .....,Yen 24,000,00O
Reserve Fund Yen 16,250,000

Capital paid up) ......Yen 24,O00,000
Reserve Fund. ....Yen 16,250,000
HEAD OFFICE YOKOHAMA.
The bank buys ana receives FOR col
lection bills of exchange, issues Drafts
and Letters of Credit, and transacts
general banking business.
The Bank receives Local Deposits
and Head Office Deposits for fixed pc
RODS.
Local Deposits s25 ana upwards tor
one year at rate of 4To per annum.
Head Office Deposits Yen 25 and up
wards for one-haf year, one year, two
years or three years at rate Of 413&
per annum.
Particulars to De obtained on appli-
~drIOn.
Honolulu Ofice-Bethel and Mer-
chaus Streets.
W AKAI, Manager.
P. o. Box 1853
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-06-14
KOOLAU RAILWAY time TABLE

DAILY. EXCEPT SATURDAY,
SUNDAY AND HOLIDAY
Leave Kahana for PunaIuu,
Hauula, Laie, Kahuku and
Way Stations at. .12:00M.
Arrive Kahuku at .......... 1:0O.P.M
Returning:
Leave Kahuku for Laie, Hau-
ula, Punaluu, Kanana and
Way Stations at......... 1:45P.M
Arrive Kahana at ........ 2:45P.N
SATURDAY. SUNDAY
AND HOLIDAYS
Arrive Kahuku st. .n:58AN
Leave Kahana for Punaluu,
Hauula, Laie, Kahuku and
Way Stations at........ Hoo AM
1:30PM
2:lSPL
Leave Kahuku for Laie, Hau-
ula, Punaluu, Kahana and
Way Stations at. ....... .12:35PL
3:00PN
Connections are made at Kahuku
with the 0. R. & L. Co.. 3 9:15 n
train from Honolulu, and the $50 p
m. train, which arrives in the city Il
$50 p. m.
JANUARY /, 1907
J. J. DOWNING. E. s. POLLISTER,
Superintendent G. P.&FA
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-06-14
PORT OF HONOLULU.
ARRIVED.

Monday. June Is.
[. :. f. c. Thetis, from cruise. a. m.
Z. NJ. :. s Korea. from San Fran
cisco, $50 a. IN.
[. 5. \. 7. Logan, from San Fran
cisco, . a. m.
DEPARTED.
NJ. \. s. S. Lurline, for San Francis
co. 6 p. N.
?. NJ. :. 5. Korea, for Yokohama,
) P, m.
DUE TODAY.
NJ \. s :. Wilhelmina, Johnson,
from San Francisco, off port daylight.
SAIL TODAY.
STR. Mauna Kea, for HiIo and way
ports. u noon.
Str. Mauna Loa, for Kona and Kau
ports, u noon.
Str. Mikahala. for Maui and Molokai
ports, ) p. m.
Str. Kinau, for Kauai ports, 5 ?. m.
[. s. A. T Logan, for Guam and
DUE THURSDAY.
Cruisers Cleveland and Chattanooga,
from Manila and Far East, a. IN.
DUE SATURDAY.
a. m.
SAIL SATURDAY.
p. N. 5. ). China, for San Francisco,
P. m.
PASSENGERS.
Arrived.
Dor = VI = = Korea from san Fran
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-06-14

Il
in the general delivery for the week
ending June II, 1910:
Armonizo. Mrs Lindsay. Miss Edna
Bacon. John II Morgeuthaler,
Beglev, Jack Abraham
Benjamin, Master nilsson, Miss
Gaoroe Carries
Paretania Tennis Overant, Mrs An
Club ME
Bigelow, Mr. Parker, Jim
Burton. Louis Sid Pratt, Master LIN
npv f3) ton
Camp. Miss Ellen Rasmussen, Mrs I
B Richards, Mr. and
Campbell, Mrs Mrs J \
Canorale. jeremiah Rice. Mrs + X
+ Sass. Mr. Otis
Carney, Chester \ Scott. Walter Gunn
Carter, Mr. and Scott, Mrs Anna
CatIett, Mrs B f Schneider, Mrs I
Clark. John Siliman, Mrs Belle
Cooper. H II Eddy
Crawell. Mrs Stone, Miss Della
David. Mrs : X Stone, Miss Mahle
Davidson. Mrs 5 F Stanley, D H
Dohson, H THEM, F
DroIsum. Anderson Thompson, Mrs
Felker. \ NJ William
Gahan, Joe Victor, Master
Garrett. Mr. John .Jr
Gardner, Herbert Waeder, Mrs
Gill, Miss Emma Walker, Capt
| GRAY Donald Wall, Miss
! Hannah, Mrs D O Ward, Mrs c p
Hebron. Mrs Fs- Watson, Henry
Their Webster, Mrs Has
| Hose. Mrs Eliza sic
Hughes, F Williams, Miss
| Johnson. Mrs r NJ Lucy
Jones, Lervy F Winters. Miss f +
| Jones, Mrs Raef Wise, Mrs Rebecca
! Horton \ ID
| Kasti, John Wood, Miss Bella
| Lange, J f Wright, Mrs Kate
| Langsi, Abel Netka, Miss 5
| Lemon w S
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UNCLAIMED LETTER LIST.

List of letters remaining uncalied for
in the general delivery for the week
ending June II, 1910:
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c. BREWER & COMPANY, LTD
Sugar Factors and Commission Mer.
chants.

OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS:
E. F. BISHOP. President
GEO II RQRERDSi N
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-12-02
HIS POSTSCRIPT A Sumner
Disastrous End to Mothers Efforts
to Keep Small Boy Engaged
While Dressing.

1t was Saturday, and Mrs. Cushman,
having arra,ed Bobby in his Sunday
best, was endeavoring to keep him oc-
cupied while she dressed hurriedly,
pending visit to the photographer
Write mother a letter on your cellu-
loid tablets" she coaxed.
Bobby looked out of the window and
across the street for inspira tion-and
found It. His fingers moved briskly,
and in less than three minutes he was
displaying his letter and pressing it
upon his mothers attention.
Dear mother she read. The boys
across the street In the Lothrop's yard
are playing new game. l should like
to see it. May go?
Your affecshunate son, Bob
THAT is rather short, Bobby" she
said, still coaxing him, with a glance
at the clock. You go back to your
room and write mother a little post
script"
Bobby departed joyously, but when
the last refractory hook had yielded
and his mother drawing on her gloves,
hurried to his room, it was empty.
On Bobby's desk lay the letter with
the desired addition: p. S. | have
went. Bob"
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-12-02
FEATHERED TRIBE IN PLAY
"ne'e Bird Family May Be Repre-
scented in Game Played by
Boys and Girls.

A playground or picnic woods Is
an especially good place for this
game. One of the players is chosen
as mother bird" and two other play
ers are selected for hawks" The
other players are given the names Of
several feathered creatures. Five or
SIX may be called sparrows, two or
three robins, few might be known
as bluebirds, while still another group
might take the name of another bird,
such as oriole.
AS soon as the birds are named by
their mother they move their arms
up and down, to initiate a flying mo-
ton, as they fly to the forest" which
is one corner of the play space set
apart for the game.
The mother" flies to the nest"
which is the corner diagonally oppo-
site to the forest" Each of the
hawks flies to one of the two other
corners, for each hawk has his own
nest. The mother bird calls: 1T is
time the orioles we're tucked in bed"
The orioles then fly from the forest
TO the nest, trying to avoid being
caught by either of the hawks, which
chase them
When bird is captured by hawk
it is taken to the hawks nest. The
birds, once reaching the mothers nest
in safety, cannot be caught by the
hawks unless they accidentally go
outside the boundary of their home
The mother bird calls for all of the
birds, just as she did for the orioles,
and the hawks continue their efforts
to capture them. At the end of the
first game two of the captured play
ers become hawks for the next game
and new mother bird is chosen.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-12-02
RATHER HAVE WHOLE HALF
Story Illustrating Difference Between
Common Sense and Mathe.
matics-More Juice

The difference between common
sense and mathematics was illustrated
in a remark which was made in a
school one day.
1t was the mental arithmetic class.
The master asked Smith, (Which
would you rather have, half an apple
or eight-sixteenths of an applet"
wouldn't make any difference"
said Smith
why not?"
"Eight-sixteenths and one-half are
the same.
At this reply Jones, who was sit.
ting near. shifted scornfully. The mas.
ter heard him.
well, JONES'" said he. don't you
agree with Smith,
mo, sir" said Jones; I'D much
sooner have one-half an APPLE"
And why, please?"
More juice. Cut up half an apple
into eight sixteenths, and you'd lose
half the juice doing it,"
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-12-02
BROWN "MAKES" HIS ADDRESS
important Parsonage, at End of Pro.
gram, Fills His Stunt In
Startling Manner.

A man named 81 own was invited to
speak at town meeting, and when
he seated himself en- the platform and
looked over the program he discover.
ed that his name was the last one,
Considering himsel* somewhat of an
important parsonage, this fact made
MIR. Brown exceedingly angry, and
dnring the entire meeting he sat and
thought over the insult.
The speakers during the evening
were unusually stupid and by the time
Mr.. Browns turn came the audience
was paying scant attention.
The master of ceremonies finally
stood up to introduce the last speaker.
saying as he did so, Ladies and gen.
t}emen, my esteemed friend, Mr..
Brown, will now favor US with his
address,"
"Certainly," said Mr.. Brown, spring
ing to his feet, his face purple with
indignation. my address is Clare
mont street, Seattle. Washington. Now.
good night, I'm going home!"
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-12-02
He Was a Boston Boy,

your little boy must be very intel
ligent," said a visitor to a Boston
school teacher whose flve-year-old son
was forming Greek words with build
ing blocks.
'1ntelligent!" exclaimed the proud
parent. He is phenomenally gifted.
AS an example of his early erudition,
what do you suppose was the first
words he ever spoke?"
Papa and 'mamma'?"
Stuff and nonsense!" calculated
the father in tone of disgust why,
the day he was IL months old he sud
denly laid down his algebra and said
to me: Father, the longer 1 live the
more 1ndubitable proofs 1 perceive
that there is in Boston as much cul.
ture to the square inch as there ever
was in the ambient area of ancient
Athens!"
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-12-02
Rings and Swing.

ropes, tied and bolted through the top
cross timber, bore two holes large
enough for the ropes to pass through
easily. Pass the rope along the cross
piece and down the post and tie it to
cleats nailed at the height that can
be easily reached
At the ends of the crosspiece drive
two nails, allowing them to project
one or two inches. This will keep
the rope from slipping off when the
rings and swing are raised and lower,
ed All sharp edges should be sand.
papered to prevent the rope from be-
ing cut A board with notches cut
in the ends will make good swing
board which can be removed instantly.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-12-02
A CompIajnt.

We're for women. first, last and all
the time. We like her beautiful or
plain, clever or just ordinary; witty
or not; shapely or pudgy, but con.
found it we do wish that each and ev-
cry one of them would get over the
notion that man has no right to
turn the pages Of newspaper just
because he's wedged against her in
street car. We've been frozen by a
look, stabbed by a sheer and wounded
to the quick by sigh just because
we've tried to read the story contin-
ued on page seven, column five, and
the thing that hurts the most is that
we still think that we had a perfect
right to do so.-Detroit Free Press.