New-York tribune., 1910-03-07

THE TALK OF THE DAY.

One of New Yorl5's four-footed police
men-a traffic squad horse-wss stand
ing in the middle of busy street His
rider. his master. in fact. was at his head.
The horse was snuffing all over the officer,
evidently looking for something. Finally.
when the beautiful $500 beast had, with
his nose, raised the skirt of the patrol
mans coat the man reached into his hip
pocket and pulled out piece OF candy.
which the horse eagerly ate. "Oh, that's
his regular trick remarked the police
cavalryman to a bystandeT. 'He knows
well that l get off every day about this
time to give him rest and you bet he
expects that candy He's a pretty good
detective. cause you saw he knew where
to look for it. Come on, Blockie, veil
get back on the job"
last evening. He talked of progressive
Abyssinia.'
Sounds interesting. How do you play
lt?-Louisville CourierJournal.
A LESSON FOR BUsYBODIEs.
A certain man. so we are told
Whose wife turned out dreadful scold,
Began divorce proceedings:
Whereat he was by friends Waylaid
W no aggravating Clatter made
With their advice and pleadinss.
Intrequent callers, neer. had they
Seen Xantippe-like display
They judged but BY appearance
ihey liked the way she kept her house
And thought her quite an ideal spouse.
And hence their interference.
Would w I had such mate A said.
10 COOK my meals and make 10Y bed
And grace my lonely table
Said b: To find another wife
AS suitable. though all YOUR life
Aou search, you'll not be able"
The ,brn1;n5 man with patience heard them
Then answered, pointing to his shoe:
D.. Flts Vel. eh? You would swear it:
Tpe Tpe' bannd bIg,Hndi' you know not where within
90, you see: ! wear it.
MORAL
rs very friendly TO advise.
nut mere are things that outside eyes
= can't see-theres where the hitch is
IN homely phrase you'll pardon mel.
kach man must scratch himself. for he
Alone knows where he itches
C. II. w, in The Boston Transcript.
Missouri not only wants s'to be shown -
but also wants to show Said Colonel John
l. Martin at the first reception OF the
Woman's Auxiliary Of the Missouri So
clcty In Chicago, at reception last v,esl,
Our Women-young women and old women
VIII contest against any set of v.oma,
from any other society Of Chicago in sing-
"S' instrumental music, poetry sewing.
shooting ping-pong, baseball. cribbaee or
br'dge. for money. marbles or chalk. We
are mere TO be shown and here TO show
10 Jack engagement
Selie[Why, it isn't broken so soon is II .
NeiI-No-o-o, the engagement isD't brot.
en- put three days after il was announca6
5aGk 5aiI feiI and broke his right arn.-PhiIa-
deIphia Record. III :
u arthur Dean Bevan, who. in re-
port on medical schools OF the r-nitad
States presented TO the council on medicai
education of the American Medical Associ-
atioil' declared that only sixty-eight of ono
hundred and twenty-eight such schools vrero
'i acceptable standard, is a prominent. Chi
caso surgeon. Since 1902 he has been mo
leSsor OF surgery at Rush Medical College
Born IN Chicago in 1861. DR.. Bevan was
educated at Sheffield Scientific school or
Aaie University and Rush Medical College
ana spent four years in the United States
marine hospital service
+, What quaint old teapot! And Won ss,,
1S,dS 1S ndS neen IN the family since the veay
@ Iolv. men 1t Is century old, II baS
outiasted an entire hundred years, "a@
Yes, and probably three hundred cool,s =,
Chicago Tribune. O'oAS-