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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12
PROCRES SWE FIGHT ONLY
BEGUN, SAYS BRISTOW.

Senator BTistOw Of Kansas, one OF
the most 7ailitant Of the Senate IN
surgents, who has fought the old Re
publican organization IN the upper
house led by AIdrich, and fought 1t
persistently since TIE organization Of
this Congress, has delivered an address
at Winfield, Kansas, IN which he de
cIares the fight Of the PrOgressives has
only begun. Senator BristOw's utter
anees are not made less readable by
the fact he has but lately come from
Oyster Bay, where he, with Represen-
tatives Madison and Murdoch, confer
red with the leading citizen of that
locality. The tone OF the BristOw ad-
dress and the visit 20 Oyster Bay may
have no relation, but there viii be a
certain disposition 20 connect the two
OF to wonder whether they have any
connection.
As Senator Bristow sees 1t, the prog
ressives have made great progress In
the House they have practically over
/ thrown the domination OF Speaker
/ Cannon and the men who have sur
rounded HIM But only a start has
been made Senator Bristow thinks
the country never faced more per
picking problems, the fundamental
question being whether the Govern
ment shall be administered N the in
terest of the average man OF for the
/ benefit Of special privilege He says:
The conflict in American politics today
is based on the same fundamental pTIn-
cfuIes as was that which preceded the
civil war The corporate interests OF the
country have dominated the nation as
/ completely as did the slave interest IN
the days Of its greatest strength.
Just as IN earlier days representa-
tfves OF the slave power had seats IN
1 Congress and conteuded for the per
petuitv OF slavery, so now, Senator
/ Bristow asserts, the gigantic monOPO-
lies of this day have representative
in the halls Of Congress whose sole
purpose Is to protect the interests OF
those monopolies-
Many there are who wonder why It
/ Is the nsurgent cause has gained the
/ hold It has on the country Many, too
keep saving that the movement VIII
be of brief and passing duration, and
viii soon die away Those who do this
are blind TO the fact that the prog
ressive movement as 1t Is being preach
ed by men like Bristow ard DoIliveI
Is made 20 appear as a great moral up
rising. not unlike tie one Of the COS
against slavery. Many Of It's follower;
/ see in 1t a profound moral question
/ This explains why 1t Is not going tc
die down in a day Those who believe
lit Is. that It Is a mere ephemeraI thing
that 1t Is to be looked on as akin Il
any development OF the nature o.
political opporuunism, that It Is dut
merely 10 the warning OF personalities
( are decciving themselves, and woUl5
do well 10 study It more carefully
! This being so, much of the talk il
which political leaders indulge abOu
harmonizing differences and patching
I I'D peace Is idle and useless. Senate
Bristow is undoubtedly right when h
says the progressive movement ha
only begun The country Is not likel.
soon 10 see the last of It.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12
Miss VandeTgTift
And Parents SAL Thursday.

zIr. and Mrs samuel T. Vzndergrift
AMI Miss Alice VANDERBILT are I'D New
Jo~k for a day OF two before sailing
Thursday TO spend the remainder of the
summer IN Europe.
The enSagemeut of Miss Va1derZrifi
10 Craig CuiberrSOn. Of PittSburg. Pa.
which has been DerSistentiv ruUoreG
FOR several month. win be announced
in the autumn upor the return Of the
family TO WasEine-01- The wedding
VIII probably be al event Of the early
winter.
Can't FTad W SIgden- L s a. viii
sail from san Francisco August >. for
Manila. where he has lust been assigned
for duty. Mrs. SIaden and their chill
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12
BRITISH BOAT DOCKED.

NORFOLK. Va. July l2-The British
steamship Bloomfield, which stove a
hole IN her bow as a result Of o col
Ifsofn with a submerged mud scOw
while proceeding 10 sea from this port
last week. has had TO proceed 10 New
-arr News. Va, TO be docked for re-
pairs she was coal laden and bound
Tor Jamaica
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12
RETAIL CLERKS
OUTING TONIGHT

Tickets are being sold 5oday for the
eleventh annual moonlight excursion Of
the Retail Clerks International AsSo-
citation. Local No % which VIII be
taken tonight on the steamer St Johns
The eEcIrsi01iS-s VIII go about forty
miles down the Poto-zn and return
Great interest IS being shown by the
clerks. who have sold several hundred
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

Persons leaving the city for a
Ions OF short period during the
sumner can have The Times
mailed to them at the rate Of
thirty cents z month, or seven
cents n week Addresses may he
changed as often As desired. All
NAH subscriptions must be paid
IN advance
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

The Attorney General and Mrs. wick
ersham have gone from Newport TO
Beverly, Mass, for a brief visit to the
President --sf,. Mrs. Taft Al the sumner
White House
The mari age Of Miss EEvira T. Gil
chrest and George d. Sullivan took
place this morning at II O'Clock at the
parsonage Of the Vermont Avenue
Christian Church, the pastor, the Rev.
T. D. Power, ofdcia-iug-
Mrs. Anderson b. Lacey Of the Port
ner. accompanied by her little nephew,
John Lacey, jr., left washington last
evening for Beaver, Pa, and Cadiz,
Ohio, where they VIII spend a Few
weeks visiting relatives.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12
What s on the. Program IN
Washington
AmuSements.

ElLIlloELLLIULo-
BeIsscO Roof Garden - Midsummer
Nights Dream" SIS D. m
C0IunE5is Sunday SIS o. m
CaslnO-MOuou pictures and vaudeville.
Cosm0s-ATOtion pictures and vaudeville.
feSIiC-NaudoVille
Masonic AUditorium-3IOtio pictures.
Georgetown Open Air Tneater-lTotfon
pictures and vaudeville, T-s5 and g.I5
p. m
Glen Echo-DanCinE and motion pictures
Luna Park-MUsic and vaudeville.
Chevy Chase Lake-Section OF Marine
Band.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

Don approve Of
a dive Using, eh2
Seems undiEuifed,
does ito inquired
the Business Doc
tor OF the Old
time bank presi-
dent wen, I hap
pen 10 have q few
figures on the sub
Jet Of bank dig
nifty. I happen 10
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12
MORE CREAM CONES SEIZED.

NEW YORK, July 12--The pure food
authorities are engaged again today in
Selling and destroying ice cream cones.
sold 10 children. A total Of 10000 were
DESTROYED yesterday The complaint IS
that the cones contain bOric acid and
are injurious 70 health
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12
The Business Doctor
By Roe FuIkerson

very best banks, building associations
and trust companies all over the coun-
try are advertising the same as the pub
lie service corporations. They are not
only advertising but are leaving Car be
hind the similar Institutions which are
burdened with an OverpIus OF ancient
dignity which they feel they must main
tain"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

Of World Cruise

The engagement and marriage OF Miss
AuElin and Lieutenant Hu-clIi1s came
as r result OF a romance connected with
the world tour OF the Atlantic feet
They met az q luncheon on board the
bri5ecr5om-s ship, tie Louisiana. given
in Australia. IN honor OF Miss Margaret
augIIn. by the officers OF the ship The
bride OF yesterday was accompanying
her sister on her theatrical tour with
The Thief and attended the luncheon
with her. sitting next 20 Lieutenant
HUtchius at the table
The bridegroom was graduated from
the Naval 4 cadeuE al Annapolis IN ~ .l.
and besides the trip around the world
has made several cruises in European
waters
lieutenant HutchIrs and his bride
VIII take a short motor trip IN this
country before sailing Tor a tour OF
Europe
Miss Daisy Page and Miss Bee A. SUI
Ivan. Of Charleston. w Va are visit
irE relatives and friends I'm Washington
z. c. Brainerd has gone 10 Atlantic
CITY for a stay OF several weeks
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

It IS TO be hoped many viii take ad-
vantage Of the opportunity presented by
the announcement Of the cops that this
is the open season for smashing mash
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

When a FOOL and his money get a d.
vCrce there Is generally some wise per
son who is correspondent in the case.
Reach ont
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12
DISAPPOINTMENT.

Departing Visitor Cdisappointedly)-
Hang IT. I've got my own hat, after
alI--NL A p
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

The net total circulation OF The Times
f1afIy) during the month Of June vas
lCz9gI5, all copies left over and returned
being eliminated This number when Cl-
Eided by IS. the number OF days OF pu1llca-
fion, shows the net daily average for June
90 have been ss52
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

Il IS not reported whether Aviator
PfitzneT, who had a hard tumble the
other day, was dragged down by the
weight Of MS name.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

The Teffries press agents viii have to
evolve something better than Jim
wants another 90 at johnson" 80 at
tract any attention to sheir chief.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

That Harvard man who talks Of fight
ing Johnson shows US, once more, that
Harvard has the same old ideas about
the superiority Of mind.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

The PostODice Depar rnent uses a BIZ
lion yards Of Irvine a year. Nobody
has ever made any estimate Of the
amount Of red taDe employed
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

The manager Of a big firm returned
from a weeks vacation TO find a bin
on his desk FOR 1900 express charges
The balloon went up, Of course, and the
offender was found TO be a meek man
neTed correspondence clerk who had
only been with the house a shc-t time.
The explanation was that the house
had contract TO supply certain goods
10 a contractor at a certain time with
a penalty Of $1,000 a day for everr days
delay The manager had forgotten TO
order some supplies before leaving. and
they ran out These supplies had 20
come from Chicago, which was five or
six days by freight and only two BY
express It was simple problem OF
5000 express charges against six days
delay with a penalty Of $1,000 day
The man was promoted Not for seeing
what should be dOn--auy man Il the
place could see that-bUt for assuming
the responsibility, For stalking his job
on his Judgment He actsd-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

Not being able to come back. JeG nay
now 20 away back-and sit down
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

Considering the big crop OF lemons
reaped by the Nationals recently, it's
hard to understand the increase Of 81 a
box in that fruit.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12
Excursions

Steamer St Johns leaves Seventh street
wharf Z p. m
Old Point Comfort and NorfoIE-Steamer
leaves Seventh street wharf 6.f5 p M
Retail Clerks international Association,
Hall Steamer Charles Manchester
leaves Seventh street --harf ESQ and
$50 2. n.
Eagles excursion to Chesapeake Eeach-
Trains leave District line Z-5o, $40,
7cs5- and 9-45 q m
CThe Times VIII De pleased to announce
meetings and entertainments in this col
ITnn. Phone or write announcenents.)
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

The number OF complete and perfect copies
q The washington Times printed sundays
during the month of June was as follows
June 5......... g. 7e5 June b.. E-54s
June - fz.-55. June 25--------- Ss-sJ5
--tl- -rF---
Sunday average to- the r-onth--------- I-3L5
The Uer total circulation o. The Times
fSUDdays) during the month o. June was
AA.Zl5. az copies left over and returned b.
agents being eliminated This number. when
divided by & The number OF Sundays during
June. shows the net Sunday average for June
20 have been C6-EA
IN each issue Of The Times. the ejaculation
figures for the previous day are plainly
printed az the head of the first page. At the
lef- o. the date line.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12
Miss Anglir
WEEDS Lieut.. c. 7. Hutchius.

IN interesting wedding took place yes
terday morning in New York when Miss
Eileen Mary Warren AuElin became the
bride Of Lieut. Charles Thomas Hutch
ins, jr., Z. S. n, son Of Rear Admiral
and Mrs. Charles Thomas Hutchins, Z
S. n, retired, Of Washington
The bride IS the daughter OF the late
speaker Of +he Canadian house OF com
mons, and a siste. of Miss Iargaret
Anglin-
The ceremony took place In the Lady
Chapel Of St Patrick's Cathedral, The
Rev. Mathew G.. Gleason, chaplain u
$ n. officiating The wedding was
marked b. extreme simplicity, only q
company Of twenty relative and mt
mate friends, including the bridegroom s
PARENTS who went to New YORK Tor the
coca aston attending.
Arthur AnEIin escorted his sister and
gave her in maria &c The bride wore
a white embr0iderCC linen suit, with q
small lace hat drap-d with a Brussels
net veil and save Tor her brctner was
unattended
Lieut.. Charles Edgar Brilliant T. s
" whose eDEa Eeue-la 10 MISS 4tose Us
good. Of Washington SIS recently an
nounced- acted as best Kan Tor Leu
tenant HutChius.
A uuDrIaI mass followed the ceremony
and after a special blessing Desto1el
by Father Gleason. Lieutenant and
Mis- Brilliant left for the Plaza -n ar
automobile. The wedding gift OF Ml5.
MARGARET AnEIiu 90 her sister A. wed.
ding breakfast 20 tEe guests az the cere-
mouv was served at the Plaza
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

The country VIII take the vveIIman
transatlantic balloon trip seriously
when It hears the aviator has lauded on
the other side
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

There's a question whether II makes
one cool to read the reports that the
heat wave is broken or hot TO find
they're wrong.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

A farmer wrote 8 farm paper that he
had a horse which had been afflicted
with periodic dizzy spells, and was
growing worse and asked the editor 70
know what he should DO In the next
issue appeared this item Our honest
advice based on a careful perusaI OF
that valuable book, Every man his
own horse doctor. would be 70 take
this horse out some time when he is
not Dig ana sell him 10 stranger I
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

A. this time Of year lots OF people
who aren't IN society are right in the
swim
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

Dr. Cooks fame was seriously threat
1 eHed IN the bout at Reno. but he stu
stands a shade ahead Of every other
I known fake.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

A wig as q premium With six bottles
Of guaranteed hair restorer is the new
est wrinkle Of the premium idea in ad-
FeTtisins.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12
JUNE CIRCULATION.
pnIT

Total for the l,lss-5st
Daily average 10r the m0nth.......--- +s,o1l
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

Tt should help some to realize that
those who went away to escape the
heated term are getting It. toe. wner-
ever thew are
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

/ II the scientists finally succeed In per
( fecting a cure for tetauUs we can per
haps 90 back 10 our glorious oId-styIe
{ Fourth.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

II Is not surprising 70 find that the
auti-op- I'm movement has been allowed
10 Sl].- -Uer-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12
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And Ms. Bsrber Elsts.


Paymaster and Mrs. Stewart F. Bar
Der, L. s. ". had dining with them IN
formally at the Chevy Chase Club last
evening. Pay Director and Mrs Cowie,
L. s. n. and Paymaster Graves. U-S-N-
Mr. and Mrs Edward Mitchell have
taken the Daisy CorLaEe at [arrage--
sett Pier for the season They recently
arrived al that resort in their motor
car. in which they made the trip from
washington.
lIr. and Mrs. Preston Gibson are en-
tertaiu5ng q house party at their place
at Beverly, having among their guests
AR and Mrs. a. r. Sargent and Francis
Hamilton.
Mrs. SummerIin, wife Of Captain
Suuuerlin. second secretary OF the
American embassy in CHfua. is spend
ing the sumner at Lake Placid She
VIII probably Join her husband at his
post in the autumn
Mr. and Mrs BucEue- NaliDEf1rd
are the guests OF Representative and
Mrs. Nicholas LonEw1rth sr their Ei=1t-
eeuth street residence for a few days.
en- route TO Beverly Mass for q visit
70 Mrs. Nicholas IsuuEwOTth. ST.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

/ Recent airship reports indicate that
the old saw All that goes Up must
come down is stiu on the Job.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

The correspondent who suggests that
they be called "Pe-spire After You En-
ter cars is entitled 10 a nice. big. black
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-07-12

The renries press agents viii have to
evolve something better than Jim
wants another 90 at Johnson" 90 at
tract any attention TO sheir chief.
The PostoTice Department uses a BILL
lion yards Of Irvine a year. Nobody
has ever made any estimate Of the
amount Of red taDe employed
That Harvard man who talks Of fight
ing Johnson shows US, once more, that
Harvard has the same old ideas about
the superiority Of mind.
Il IS not reported whether Aviator
PftzneT, who had a hard tumble the
other day, was dragged down by the
weight Of MS name.
Considering the big crop OF lemons
reaped by the Nationals recently, it's
hard TO understand the increase Of 81 q
box in that fruit.
The country VIII take the veuman
transatlantic balloon trip seriously
when It hears the aviator has Isnded on
the other side
There's a question whether # makes
one cool to read the reports that the
heat wave IS broken or hot TO find
they're wrong.
Tt should help some to realize that
those who went away to escape the
heated term are getting It. toe. wner-
ever thew are
Dr. Cooks fame was seriously threat
ened IN the bout at Reno. but he stu
stands a shade ahead Of every other
known fake.
II the scientists finally succeed In per
fectinE a cure for tetauus we can per
haps 90 back TO our glorious oId-styIe
Fourth.
The correspondent who suggests that
they be called "Pe-spire After You En-
ter cars is entitled 70 a nice. big, black
clga-.
Recent airshiD reports indicate that
the old saw ~Al1 that goes Up must
come down" is stiu on the job.
II Is not surprising 70 find THAI the
anti-op I'm movement has been allowed
10 sll.- -Uer-
A. this time Of year lots Of people
who aren't IN society are right In the
swim
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-15
WAS BALD SIX YEARS.
Three Months of the New Scientific Treatment Restored His
 Hair.

Badness is caused by dandruff, which is caused by germ Kill the germ and it is almost certain that hair will grow again, if the follicle has not been totally destroyed. Nels Peterson of Lime Spur, Mont, says T had been bald six years, and had tried all kinds of cures, but without any benefit whatever, until I tried t1erpicide. November 16, 1899. I be- gan using Herpicide, and in three months a fine growth of hair covered my head completely Ask your drug gist for Herpicide. Everybody can s,aVe luxuriant, glossy hair, if Herpi- eide is used thoroughly. Take no sub stitute. Sold by leading druggists, Send 10c in stamps for sample to The Herpicide Co.,, Detroit, Mich. One dol lar bottles guaranteed. Bedells Pharmacy, special agents.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-15
GOLD WEATHER
 HURTING COTTON

Little Rock, May 14.--It was report cd yesterday afternoon th.at a prom ,nent planter had refused to give ar option on his fall crop sold at 2 cents a pound.
 The planter raises long staple cot ton and last fall sold his crop al rem 15 cents to the highest prices paid. He is alleged to have stated | It with the cold nights continuing much longer, there will be so little ,sotton raised this year that what Is ready for market will bring double the price offered.
 ihe large planters are all complain, is: < of the cold nights, saying the cot ton is very weak now and if they con- tiuuc. another ten days the crop ill Ar1ansas will be damaged millions instead of thousands of dollars. Cot ton is growing very slowly now.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-15
REMMEL HOME
 FROM WASHINGTON

Little Rock. May 14.-Col. H. L. Remmel returned Friday from an eX- tended Eastern trip during which he visited Washington and had consid- cra5le time there to talk with Sen ators relative to his r0lppointment as nited States marshal of the East crn district of Arkansas.
 Col. Remmel states that his appoint ment will be confirmed by the senate within the next few weeks.
 He says it was held up by the Senate through the regular courtesy shown a member of that body, when Senator Davis requested that it be done.
 Col. Remmel says the Senators will wait but very little longer on Senator Davis, and then go ahead and con- firm the appointment. . He says there is no doubt of his being rcappointed.
 Col. Remmel speaks highly of Sen otor J. P. Clark. and says he is con- sidered as one of the leading men in the Senate, and is making a great Lame ill the national body for Ar kansas.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-15
Beware of Ointmentsa for Catarrh
 That Contain Mercury.

IS mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and completely de- .;.n-e the whole system when enter t. it through the mucous surfaces. Such articles should never be used .xcept on prescriptions from repu- able physicians as the damage they ill do is ten fold to the good you an possibly derive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure manufactured, by F. [. Cheney & Co.,, Toledo, Ohio, con- tains no mercury, and is taken in- ternally, acting directly upon the Aood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine t is taken internally and made In Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney & Co. Testimonials free.
 Sold by Druggists, Price 75c per bottle.
 Take Halls Family Pills for con- stipation.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-15
INSPECT NEW - PRISON WORK

Little Rock, May Ex-Governor Don- aghey. Secretary of State o. c. Lud- wig sand Supt. J. A. Pitcock yester- day spent the morning at the new penitentiary grounds, inspecting the work done so far on the completion of the buildings and planning the work for the present week.
 The convicts have so far only clear ed away the debris and completed the foundation for the office building They have already commenced upon the ceiling of the hospital and dining han. It will take about three months to complete the work so the receiy' ing station can be moved to the new nenitentiary.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-15
DEATH OF THE MOST
 VALUABLE BULL DOG

New York, May 13.-What is said to have been the most valuable dog in the world, champion Chinehan Young Jack, an English bull, died yesterday at the Long Island kennels of his owner, J. Cooper Mott, who recently imported him for $5,200. Champion Chinehan never knew healthy day from the time he arrived in America.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-15
JEFFERSON DAVIS. United States Senator From Arkansas.
k)()4

(ussellville, Ark, May 14.-Senator Davis spent the day at his old in this city.
 peaking of the next political cam kn, Senator Davis said he hoped opposition would put out one or men against him. as he wanted give them the touch of high life, :"
 "1ll see that they have more fun
 D they ever had at circus,' said senator.
 do not know I see they have Stioned Gov. Donaghey, Congress- J Joe Robinson, of Lonoke, and ex-
 gressman s. Brundidge, of Searcy.
 ter let 'em all run, and we will
 B have some fun. I can lick one
 ell of them. The more the mer-