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The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-01-29
When the kidneys are sick,
Nature tells you all about 1t.
The urine is natures calendar.

InfreQuent or too frequent action;
Any urinary trouble tells of kid.
ney Ills.
People in this vicinity testify to
this.
A. H. Kay. blacksmith. W. Fourth
St., Ellensburg, Wash, says: ANY
one who follows my occupation for
any length of time is almost sure to
have backache sooner or later. Last
summer I was taken with an acute
attack OF this trouble and 1t chung to
me for a month Of more. I happened
to read about Doan's Kidney Pills.
and although I had but little faith In
this remedy, began its use. To my
great surprise I received relief after
the first few doses. Doan's Kidney
Pills went directly to the seat Of the
disease, and I have not had an attack
of backache since"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Miiburn Co., Buffalo
New York. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name - Doan's
and take no other.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-01-29
Wonders of Inxo County.

Inyo county. Cal. from which the
city Of Los Angeles has obtained am
pie water rights. also contains within
its borders the famous Death valley.
That water supply sufficient for a
city of million people and also one
Of the most dreaded and forbidding
deserts on earth should both exist not
only in the same state. but in the same
county, is an illustration Of those
strange and abrupt transitions In the
face Of nature for which California Is
noted San Francisco Argonaut.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-01-29
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-Hcuse and SO r.. lot.
Will take team. wagon and harness
valued up to $500 as part of A,'st
payment. Bargains In town lots
and 5-acre pieces. For prices and
location inquire of A. Il. Knowles
& Son. Office opposite Central
Meat Market. "a
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-01-29

FOR SALE-Soda fountain and Ak
lures. complete. and in good con-
dition. Address Bsx 231 or We
aatehee Drug Co. 81
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-01-29

QUARTERS wheat land In
Alberta district. Canada. Will sell
or exchange for Wenatchee prop
erty. Address e. A. Newell, s34
Walker street l-31
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NURSERY STOCK.
HELP WANTED-MALE.

WANTED-Young men to learn auto
mobile business by mail and pre-
pare for positions as chaffeurs and
repair men. We make you expert
In ten weeks; assist you to secure
position. Pay big; work pleasant;
demand for men great; reason
able; write for particulars and
sample lesson. Empire Automo-
bile Institute. Rochester, n. 7.
1-31
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Closing out our STOCK Of violins,
mandolins and guitars at half price
Frank L. Jones' go
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-01-29

5000 copies of music, 10c each,
at the Wenatchee Bazaar. sss
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. GRAFT
Sfs to work on nursery stock.
Phone or address c. r. Ksiser. If
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Notice to Stockholders or Wenatchee
Valley Fruit Growers Assn.

The annual meeting will be held
Monday, January 81, 1910, at 10 a.
M, at the commercial club room, for
the purpose of electing officers and
transacting any other business that
may come before the meeting.
p. P. HoLCOMB,
Vice President.
E. T. BALCH,
Secretary. sss
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GREAT NORTHERN TINE CA1D.
Effective 1901 a. m. sunday. Oct 81
W. BoundN No due at Wen.INo IE. Bound
lChgo TacI
12:48 p. M 1iQriental Limt 2if:57 q. m.
lSt. P.-Seattle3
2:50 a. m. 3lFast Expressi 4!4:15 p. m.
!Spo. Seattlet
100 a. M. Isl Express 2si1:1o a. m
TX. G.. -SeattleI
3:02 p. m. 43lN w ExpressI 44f5:15 a. m
lChi. Seattlel
10 $50 D. MI 21fU.S. Mail-Ex.I 2SlS:55 a. m
Wen. Mans.l
Has a. m. 3S1lWaterville L.l3e2l4:15 p. m.
Trains /, 2, and 4 electric lighted.
Trains 81 and % do not carry passen-
gers.
day.
Trains 4s and A. free chair cars.
Have the Daily World left at your
door and read tOday'a news TODAY
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THE wENATCHEE FLORAL co.
Florists. Growers and retailers u
Cut Flowers, Potted Plants. Design
work. Greenhouses, SIS King St.
Ofices corner Wenatchee Ave. and
Palouse st. Phones 1406, 14S5.
OKANOGAN LANDS.
BUY NOW.

BUY NOW.
ROCRASTINATION is the theft Of
time, and money, too. Three years
ago land sold under the govern
ment Okanogan project for $50
per acre Today it Is selling for
$500. Set to trees 1t will make
an annual increase Of $208 per
acre until 1t Is worth $4,000, and
then some. We have land to sell,
both under the government pro-
ject and private water rights. Call
for us at the Occidental hotel. Geo.
e. Baker & Co., Riverside, Wash.
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NATURE TELLS YOU.

As Many . Wenascnee Reader Knows
Too Well.
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CLASSIC
ADVERTISING
RATES.:

RATES:
Five cents per line per time, mimi
mum rate csc.
Four lines or less, one time, twenty
five cents.
Four lines or less, one week, $1.OO.
Rates as low as three cents per
line for each paper can be secured
by taking advantage of time and
space discounts.
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OSTEOPATH.
LICENSED OsTEOPATH

DR.. H. F. MORSE, Osteopathic Ply
sician, los Columbia Valley Bank
building. Office hours daily except
Sunday and Monday. Phone 1905
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RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE
BIG ORCHARD DISTRICT, 1h
miles from wenatchee. acres of
as dne year old apple trees of
the best varieties, for $4,000. Half
cash, balance ON long time. $4,000
in this before fall. No use to
argue about such property. Be
quick.
12Ox1oo CORNER LOT, ONE BLOCK
FROM HIGH SCHOOL building;
best location up there. Just been
overlooked. Whoever gets this has
easy money Don't wait. $4,000.
$1,000 Gown. balance on long time.
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ARCHITECTS.

HOWARD e. GRAY, Architect and
Building Superintendent. 1o4 First
Street North. Phone 1873. Wenat-
chez, Wash.
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WANTED.

RAGS-Russell & johnson will pay
1c ID. for cotton rags. If
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-11-10
AN EASY AND HARMLESS WAY
TO DARKEN THE HAIR.

Who does not know of the value Oh
sage and sulphur for keeping the hair
dark. soft, glossy and In good condition!
As natter Of fact, sulphur is a natural
element OF hair. and deficiency Of It
in the hair is held by many scalp spe-
ciaiIsls to be connected with loss OF
color and vitality Of the hair. Unqueg-
tionably. there is no better remedy for
hair and scalp troublfs. especially prema-
fiire grayness, than sage and sulphur, II
properly PREPARED. The Wyeth Chemical
C6lhpHhy.i74 CbrtIandt St.. New York
0llBs Bsput up IN ideal preparation Of this
kintk!I called Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
ii Ii sold by all leading druggists for
D0u. and $100 bottle, or Is sent direct
b. the manufacturers upon receipt Of
price.
A Csc cake OF Sage and Sulphur Toll
let Soap FREE to anyone who viii mail
this advertisement together with ina
picture Of the GIRL ON THE BOX
cnt from the carton of SOC bottle OF
Wxefil's Sage and Sulphur Hail, Rem-
<xly 10 the Wycth Chemical Co.
FOR sale and recommended by the
Owl Drug Co"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-11-10
LOGICAL REMEDY FOR ECZEMA

Many different remedies have been
tried for Eczema and other skin dis
eases. But 1t is now known that the
only possible cure is q mild. s,sothing
liquid made upAof OH Of WNtergfeehs
iThymol Glycerine, and othel ingfodi
ents so carefully eompoun1ed that
each Ingredient has .ts proplr effect.
This compound is now maR up in
the d. ID. d. Prescription TN years
of success and Thousands os cures
show the merit of THIS wonderful com.
pound, but the most convincing proof
Is q tlla oi tAe remedy Oy any ee1es
ma sufferer.
d. ID. d. viii prove to you that you
can be cured TIE very first drops
will give you instant relief Get q
trial bottle today
A. Z. Gray, 1903 w Okla Avenue.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-11-10
NOT SORRY FOR RLuNoER

IF my friends hadn't blundered in
thinking | was doomed victim of con-
sumption, / might not be alive now,
writes d. T. Sanders. OF Harrodsburg,
Ky. "but for years tdey saw every at
tempt to cure a lung-racking cough
fail. AT last tried DR. Kings New
Discovery. The effect was wonderful
II soon stopped the cough and am
now in better health than | have had
for years, This wonderful iife-sayer
.is an unrivaled remedy for coughs,
colds. la grippe, asthma, Group, hem.
'orrhages. whooping cough or weak
lungs. soc, $i.00, Trial bottle free.
Guaranteed by all druggists.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-11-10
RETURNS DECREASE MAJoRITIEs

CONTINUED from Page y
tHre These figures follow.
isouse Republicans, A; Democrats
16
senate Republicans l2i Demo
Gratis FL.
is0maha, Nav To- 1t is apparent that
Cutler flifeftirhs would be required TO
ta9kaIlHK athhl complexion Of the next
Nebraska legislature, which viii sell
ect d United States senator % suc-
ceed Elmer j. Burkett Although Gil-
bert Nj Hitchcock probably received
d good majority Of the popular vote
over Burkeit II was not clear tonight
that he had carried with him ma
iorlfy OF the legislature, and returns
thus far indicating very close race.
The same conditions obtain az TO
The liquor question ana up to this time
the complexion OF the legislature as
to county option Is not plain.
In other respects the returns thus
far received left nc doubt of the gen
eral result. The Republicans have
elected d governor and other state of
ficials, and three congressman and
the Democrat nave elected three con-
presSmen. la Omaha. Democrats, with
single exception captured every
county Office.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-11-10
NEW YORK

New York. Nov. TO- Marked gains
IN the socialist vote throughout the
state are shown in the returns from
Tuesdays election. Figures avail
able indicate q total vote for Charles
Edward Russell. nominee for govern
CIR. OF $4,000, which is nearly double
the 33.9s4 vote of 1908 In New York
City Russell had 27230.
Most significant, however, are the
increases upstate. Six.y-five cities
that gave a vote OF 1850 two years
ago show $4,000 this wear. outlay
ing districts which formerly showed
less than ten votes this year report
from 100 to 500.
Among the large cities that show
substantial socialist gains are Buffa-
10. Schenectady, Syracuse, and Roch-
ester.
New York Nov. 10.-New York suf-
fragettes will hold mass meeting
at Cooper Union tonight to celebrate
the victory for woman's suffrage won
in the state OF Washington Tuesday
The meeting will be one of the larg
est cNtI HtAu IA liic Nita. ME W u.
p. Belmont and Mrs. Clarence Mac
key are expected t. speak
Auburn. y. Y. Nov. 10--The total
vote for congress in this district
shows Senerno Payne. author OF the
Payne tariff bill. 6.7S5; Colmey, Dem.
6,095.
New York, New Wednesday
was the daY for cashing elee.Sn bets
and one Tammany election captain
L..ed an express wagon-a union ex-
press wagon--to do It. When he had
made the rounds he had full load
OF new hats and boxes OF cigars.
Downtown Ia the financ:ai district
along the curb. on change and uptown
in Peacock Alley and the hotel cor
ridors. fully sl.O00,00O changed hands
One broker Is said to have handled
s35O.000. Fred Brooks, the oldtime
betting commissioner. says he placed
$250,000. Another broker made s5,-
OO0 in commissions and $4,000 in
backing his own judgment
Oddly enough the heaviest individu-
al Joss reported befell man who bet
on Dix but placed his plurality at 75.-
000 or better
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-11-10
OHIO

Cleveland, Nov. l0.-Goyernor Jud-
son Harmcn, Democrat, rolled mp
plurality Of $4,000 ofer Warren G.
Harding. Republican, candidate for
governor. according to figures com
piled by the Plaindealer from So OF
the IS counties In Ohio
That when the official count Is com
plese Harmon will have over 100000
plurality is extremely probable.
Parmon's plurality is the second
largest ever given an Ohio candidate
for governor. The largest plurality
previously given to a Democratic can
didate was to John M. Pattison In 1905
who won by 40.647 votes.
The remainder CT the state ticket
is no longer in doubt.
Cleveland. Ncv 10.--I nthe eigh-
teenth congressional district. Repre-
sentative James Kennedy, Republican
was defeated by j J. Whitacre, DEM
ocrat, bv a plurality Of 5000. Until
today Kesnedy was believed to be
ahead
Cleveland, Nov. l0.-Final unoffi-
cial figures on the Ohio election show
thai the Democrats have elected fif-
teen Of twenty-one congressman. Full
reports tonight from the nineteenth
district show that Representative w.
Aubrey Thomas, Republican. was de-
feated b. Il. r. Bathrick. Democrat,
BY 10000 votes
In the twentieth district. Repre-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-11-10

1887. The advisory vote Is binding
upon the legislature. under statute.
For congress: Roberts, Rep, i,572;
Sprague, Dem, 3,490.
Governor. Oddie, Rep, 1896; Dick
erson, Dem, 1858.
TIE complexion of the legislature
is unknown, but it is regarded imma-
terial so far as the senatorial situa-
tion is concerned.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-11-10
PENNSYLVANIA.

Philadelphia. Nov. Incomplete re-
turns from sixty CT the sixty-seyen
counties in Pennsylvania, with esti-
mated piuralitles from the missins
counties. show an apparent plurality
Ter John X Tener. Republican, for
governor OF Pennsylvania OF 31,46i.
All ether Republicans on the state
iitke. are elected
Tie complete returns chow that
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-11-10
soutH DAKOTA

Sioux Falls. Nov 10.--Lare returns
today increasedl the majority given
Governor VESSEL and other cand-
dates On the stan and congressional
tickets. sweeping Nhe state. The ma.
jority Of GovernorVessey may reach
2c,ooo, while the itaioritles of Con
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-11-10
WISCONSIN

Milwaukee, Nov. Incomplete UNI
Official returns from the fifty con-
gressional district gives erger, Social
Democrat, 343 plurality over Coc1-
ems, Republican. The official can
'sas is not expected to greatly
change the outcome
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-11-10

sentative Paul Howland, Republican,
wins on the unofficial figures over
William Gordon. Democrat, by only "a
votes and the Democratic committee
claims that the official canvass will
show Gordon elected.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-11-10
sHAfFRorH BY $1,000

HTVT ~ - - . q { -. 3lItIf'7
DeAeer, GDip.. NV ih John r.
shafffoth. Democrat, has been reel
ected governor Of Colorado by a plu-
rality of abou. fifteen thousand He
carried Denver county by 10000 and
the party leaders claim that he a:so
carried the outside counties by three
thousand.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-11-10
UTAH.

Salt Lake City, Nov. l0.-Reports
received by the Herald-Republican
from every county in the state give
Howell. Republican. Tor congress 4a,-
$50, Erickson, Democrat, S1,S0S, a
plurality for Howell OF lS,02S. Leg
islatme: Senate, Republicans, l5;.
Democrat, 2: house, Republicans, sS;
Democrats, Z
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-11-10
the sccia lists polled heavy vote in
many paIis OF the state.

PottsyillS Pa. Nov. 1O- Complete,
though not tofficial returns. give Ro-
bert e. LeeA Democrat, a majority OF
IS over RobAt D. Ileaton his Repub-
llcan oppondt in the twelfth dis
trict
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-11-10
TENNESSEE

Nashville, Nov. 10.-The latest fig
ures given out by the fusion headquar-
tiers on the goyernorshin place the
majority of Hooper, Republican, at
1900. The legislature Is very close,
both sides claiming Il.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-11-10
NORTH DAKOTA

Blsmark, Nov. l0.--At midnight ~
Democrats claimed the election OF
Governor Burke by a plurality of l.
600. while the Republicans claimed
the election of Johnson by 500. II is
probable that only the official count
will determine the result.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-11-10

w. G. Teteriek, A. A. Barrett and
John s. Burger are here from Black
well to attend lhe hearing of the Kay
county COUNT seat case before Judge
Sroak, OF purant, Ioday.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-11-10

Doan's Regulets cure constipation
without gripping, nausea, nor any weak
ening effects. ASK your druggist for
them. 25 cents per box.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-11-10

gressman Martin and Burke probably
will reach 26,000 1t is believed that
county option and the woma nsuf-
frage issues were defeated by large
majorities.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-11-10
OREGON

Portland. Nov. 10-As returns from
Tuesdays election continue 10 come
in the election of Oswald West, DEM
ocrat. to be governor, becomes almost
a certainty His majority over Jay
powerman, Republican. ii appears,
will approximately be 3,000
The proposed constitutional amend
ment permitting women TO vote was
defeated.
The constitutional amendment pro-
hibitiDg the sale ct liquor seems 70
have been defeated.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-11-10

Portland, Nov l0.-Complete re-
insns from 267 out OF 9S7 precincts in
the state a. large and from 81 incom-
piete precincts. give Oswald West,
Democratic nominee for governor, q
lead OF 1.702 oyer Jay Bowerman Re-
publican.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-11-10

which has a law against such impor
tation.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1910-06-21
- The -
Scrap Book
CAUGHT Him Both W.v.


While Chauncey Olcott was chatting
with friend on Broadway, New York.
one day young man whom he had
noticed in conversation with two 9th
er men in front Of a theater left his
companions and, crossing the street,
said:
Il beg your pardon, but are you
Chauncey Olcott?"
No. responded the comedian; I'm
his brother
Then lose my bet," exclaimed the
stranger, darting in front of car and
rejoining his companions.
Mr.. Olcott saw him hand one Of the
men bill, and, not wishing the stran-
ger to lose his money, he started In
pursuit to explain. But there was a
rush Of traffic at that moment and be
lost sight Of them.
An hour or so later Mr.. Olcott was
walking up Broadway when the same
young man approached him with an
other man.
"Are you Chauncey Olcott?" asked
the man.
Yes, / am, and want to say that
when / told you a little while ago
was not didn't know you had a bel
on it."
We'll, I'll be blowedv' exclaimed
the stranger as he turned disgustedly
away. 'That's two bets I've lost OF
you this afternoon 1 just bet jim
here a five spot that you weren'I
Chauncey Olcott, and thought had
a cinch.''
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1910-06-21
TOLD IN A DREAM.
The Message Dying Girl Conveyed to
Her Brother


This is an absolutely true dream
story: A certain young lady. whom we
will call Mary A.. was recovering
from Illness. The doctor had declared
her to be out of danger, and her
friends and relatives were rejoicing in
the fact. Nevertheless Miss A., receiv-
ing a visit one day from sister,
gravely assured her that she was go
ing to die. The sister poohpoohed the
idea and treated it as an invalid's fan
cy. Miss A., however. with the ut
most calmness. repeated her state
ment. She was certain that she would
die that night and begged her sister to
fetch her parents and other relatives
to say goodby. Thinking to humor
her, the sister complied. One person
was absent from this strange family
gatherings brother. who was at sea
and was expected home in Il week or
two. "Rut 1t does not matter Miss
A. quietly observed II saw him last
night ia a dream and said goodby to
him In his cabin" Before the sun
rose again Miss AS prediction had
come true; she was dead That. how
ever, is not the strangest part of this
weird story. When In due time the
sailor brother reached port he was met
by his othar sister. who began TO tell
him the sad news "Ah." he interrupt
ed, you need not tell me: Mary is
dead. l knew 1t. for she came to me
one night In my dreams and told me
she was going to die and wanted to
say goodby." On comparing dates II
was found that the dreams were
dreamed on the selfsame night
don News.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1910-06-21
klTTERY POINT ELMs.
Each of the Giant Shade Trees Cost a
Pint of Rum.


Pint Of Rum.
One of the most striking attractions
of the old town of Kittery Point has
long been her towering elms. They
rise magnifcently above trees Of all
other varieties. and in summer with
their foliage encompass her quaint
streets in delicious green GOODNESS.
transform the fine old place into YER
liable seashore fairyland and last, but
not least, enrapture the summer visitor.
For nearly two miles along the high
way, which for the most part follows
the shore of the harbor. these splendid
specimens rear themselves at fairly
regular intervals. though the ak has in
times past brought some Of the mon
archs crashing to the EARTH
The story of the circumstances at
tending the planting Of the giants, as
it has been handed down from father
to son, runs as follows: Major Thorn
as Cults, one of the old town fathers
who conducted a fishing business. for
eign commerce, a store and tavern
in the famoue Pepperell mansion Quill
1862. conceived the very commendablt
idea of identifying his native town by
setting out trees.
Accordingly in 1871 he gave one
Samuel Blake the contract SamuerE
remuneration was nothing more or les:
than a pint of rum, doubtless brought
from the West Indies by one Of thu
majors pinkies, for each tree planted
There were originally ninety of them
and they extended from the Seave!
lot, near where the First Christian
church now stands. to the top Of tn,
Point or the shore of Spruce creek
Kennebec Journal.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1910-06-21
Friends In Both Places.

Mark Twain. the humorist. had
friends in Philadelphia, and one of
them, woman who was his hostess
at dinner on his last visit to that
city, tells the following story:
"We were talking about the future
life and the various kinds of reward
and punishment that might be expect
ed in the next world" she said, "and
Mr.. Clemens took no part in the dis
cussion After few moments Of con-
yersation on the part of all the other
guests and complete silence from the
humorist the woman sitting next to
him turned to him and said:
"tWell, Mr. Clemens, aren't you 60
ing to tell us what you think about
future punishment and reward?'
81 must ask you to excuse me,
madam he replied. You see, 1 have
friends In both places"