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Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-01-27
THEIR HONEYMOON,
BY ESTElLE MARSH.

Nopyright. 1910. by American Press Asso-
ciation.J
Evan Wilder was hard worker and
a despiser of every one who was not
wrapped in his or her daily occupa-
ton. Pm practical sort of fellow"
be used to say, land don't go much
on sentiment" 1t did not occur to him
that there are two worlds-the prac-
teal and the ideal. One who could
look out far into space at spiral
nebuia-a forming universe-and be
filed with contempt for transaction
in cotton yarn Evan could not under
stand. He would call such a person
an idiotic star gaZer.
On Evans thirtieth birthday he said
to himself: IL have accumulated suf
ticient funds to have home. There
can be no home without woman.
will marry"
And so he married. He was careful
in his selection to secure practical
girl like himself. He asked her friends
If there was any nonsense about her,
and they all replied in the negative.
He talked practical" to her. and she
convinced him that she was more
practical than he. In planning for the
wedding he told her that honeymoons
served no other purpose than to make
brides and grooms tired of each other.
They would come home at the end of
their honeymoon's first quarter She
assented.
They had no sooner settled them
selves in their seats on the train after
the wedding than Mrs. Wilder took a
book out Of her hand bag and began
to read. Evan turned and looked at
her curiously She paid no attention
to him, but went on reading. and he
turned away to the window. For the
first time in his life he had felt de-
sire to say something tender. But
there was little encouragement to talk
soft" to woman deeply Interested In
a book. He desisted. On arrival at
their destination the newly married
wife told her husband that she was
very tired after the -rc-2rations for
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-01-27
PATTER ON so Getty WINS.

The Patterson Literary Society 5
debating team won the debate which
was held FRIDAY ulght at State Uni
versity between that team and the
team representing the Uuiou Literary
Society. The arguments were we'll
prepared and forcefully presented and
the interest among the students was
intense.
The proposition upon which the
4ebate was held was: "Resolved,
that the city of Lexington should
control by owning majority Of the
shares in the electric light plant, the
water works and street railway
system, exclusive Of incoming and
outgoing lines within the city
limits. The Uniou Society affirmed
he question while the Patterson
SOCIETY," was assigned the negative.
The Union team was composed of
Nessrs =. II. PAYNE. J. .. Lewis
lpG f. G S,ruuz. Shilo the Patter-
.ou trio vas Nr,srs. ", T. Jones, g.
y. Rochester and ". B. WILSON.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-01-27

First Presbyterian Church. Rev.
George f. Mason minister. Preach
ing every lst, 2ud and Bird Sundays
at II a. M, and Z p. m. Prayer
meeting services on Wednesday even
at 7 p. m, The public is cordially
invited to all the services of this
church.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-01-27

the wedding and wished room to
herself at the hotel There was some
thing so decided in the proposition
that the husband did not venture an
objection.
The place of their quarter of a hon.
eymoon was at the seaside. Evan
arose in the morning. having lain
awake all night i'm mental grumble.
He went down to breakfast. After
waiting half an hour for his bride he
sent a servant to her room to learn
when she would be down. lie receiv-
ed in reply n bit of paper ON which
was written: Dear Evan-Don't mind
me- I'm making up sleep. Hope you'll
find something to do to kill time"
Evan sat down to breakfast alone.
He had pictured that first breakfast
and wondered how he would ever get
through it. He would read his paper
and his wife would object. He would
lay it aside and try to say something
agreeable to her and she would pout.
She had relieved him of her presence
at this undesirable first breakfast, and
he was at perfect liberty to read his
paper as he liked.
He stroled during the morning over
the beach thinking of how differ
ent was the reality from what he had
conceived. He had expected TO be
bored, but In different way. An old
joke about the waning of the honey
moon wherein the bride had wished
for some friend and the groom even
for an enemy occurred to him. He
caught sight at the same moment of
one of his chums walking ahead of
him. He turned and walked in an OPP
posite direction.
At noon his wife came down look ing
refreshed and very pretty. Why,
Evan" she said. chow dismal you
loOk"'
Il think have had cause. Am | to
spend the whole time alone?"
Not all of it. I've some letters to
write this afternoon. but we can dine
together"
do you consider your action proper
for a brideT''
Evan. dear, don't you understands
Understand what?'
I'VE don't wish to tire of each other
during the first week of welded life'
Wilder was silent.
Il wish you to get used to me grad
ually." she continued, las one be-
comes accustomed TO new dish for
which a taste must be acquired
Him"
Get a boat or something this after
noon, Can't you so fishing? Wen
due together at and listen to the
music afterward'
And then
why. III do some reading"
And tomorrow
You might 30 of with one of those
yachting parties for the day"
Evan knit his brows. "Pll see about
it," he said
They dined together and for awhile
after dinner listened to the hotel Or
thestra. Evan sat apparently conjur-
Ing up something in his mind. Pres
emily he said. The moons full to-
night"
Some couples honeymoon is ended
at last. and they can get away from
boredom
Sweetheart He looked at her re-
proachfully.
what is it, dear?"
"Let us walk on the beach In the
moonlight"
"Oh, Evan. how absurdly sentiment
tai that would be!'
Gomez
She went with him. He grasped the
hand that rested on his arm. and they
looked out at the simmer on the roll
ing waters.
Darling" he said. Il have been
wrong"
"But you have discovered your mis-
lake. knew You would
"You have shown IL to me"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-01-27
STURGIS.

j. D. Hedges has moved his groc
cry stock to his old stand next to
Wilson Meacham
Stone Hard ware Company are the
largest retailers in all Western Ken.
lucky and have a splendid stock
H. R Dyer, formerly of Henshaw
is now resident of Sturgis aud with
the Stone Hardware Company and
has already sold for them, Is Deer
ing Binders.
Hon. g. T. Berry, county attorney,
from Morgan6eld, prosecuted a case
in Squire Whiteco,tons court Mon.
day for stealing coal from the West
Kentucky Coal Company.
Mrs. II. l.. Skinner is now at
home in her new Hotel on Main
street.
Dennis Oman looked very much
at home on the streets Monday.
Jep Sbouse, one Of the weal,hIesi
farmers Of the county, was IN Sturgis
Monday
We were enabled to shake hands
with our good brothers, Dyer Rowe,
Hurst and Midyett Monday
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Proctor of
Waverly, attended the funeral of
Judge Alex King at StNrgls Mosday.
Dear Old Will Eberly looke& his
best in the great StoDe Hardware
Co. store MoDday.
Manager Travis, of the Cumber.
land Telephone Co., had business in
the county Monday.
Pitman Brooks has a good position
in the Office Of the West KeDtScky
Coal Company.
jonathan snd David were walking
the streets ann In arm Monday.
Miss Lii Seantlan rs preparing for
the greatest millinery opening, this
spring, ever known in Sturgis or
Union county.
Oakley Hall looks older than
Uncle Jim Station.
Manager of Mines, W. II. Gun
nigham left on a business trip Mon
day.
A. s. Winston and Capt. Dan
Brooks say they had the best time of
their lives at the Knights Tempar
Banquet at Princeton on last FRIDAY
night.
IN. Stone, president of the Ken.
tricky Retail Hardware and Stove
Dealers Association seems to have
life grip on the Secretaryship of this
great organization, having recently
been elected at Louisville for the
fourth time.
}. }. Martin. a prominent grain
man of Sullivan, was IN Sturgis
Monday.
Mrs. Peter Marquardt returned
Monday from several months visit
to her daughters in Kansas aud St.
Louis.
Arch Berry one of the most prom
inent Insurance men of Sturgis, has
moved to DR.. Jno. Wynus Office.
The new G. 2. church looks beau
tiful and a credit both to congrega-
ton and the town, a three column
picture Of which will appear in the
next issue of the Record Press.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-01-27

The man with breath tainted
with whisky suffi ccntly strong t."
scent mp a whole room has no bus
ness whatever or such an important
committe as religion ana morals or
ye allowed to have ANYTHING to do
with the great cause of Temperance
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-01-27

Our Marion f. Pogue and Senator
Watkins are men the people can
trust. The whisky gang can never
influence them to forsake their
friends or brake a promise.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-01-27
DR.. Bells Antiseptic Salve
Good for all Skin Diseases.

FOR SALE-Four mules, some
what old but serviceable. Electrical
equipment has ensbled us to do with
out mules for tram road service and
would sell these mules cheap. We
like to receive offers. Rosiclaire
Lead & Fluor-Spar Mines, Rosiolare,
Illinois. ~
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-01-27
ALL SKIN TROUBLES.

Are overcome by using DR.. Bells
Antlseptic Salve. 1t is as pleasant
to use as pure cream and is guaran-
teed to give satisfaction. 25 cents
box.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-01-27

4 man who will wantonly break
lis pledge to the great masses, the
temperance people, will break 1t
a readily when Hon Ollie James
ffers for the United States Senate.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-01-27

Hon. j. j. Watkins, the Senator
from Union and Henderson stood by
his God, his people and his sence Of
wright and justice and his memory
will be ever green in the hearts OF
the temperance people,
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-01-27

Rev. Geo. F. Mason will preach
next Sunday in the Presbyterian
Church U. S. A., on Main ST..
corner Depot st. Everybody is
cordially invited.
The Union Presbyterian Sunday
School will also be held next Sunday
In the same church.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-01-27

The Committee on Religion and
Morals, would. It we did ut know
them, be calculated to impress you
as rather heavenly body. when re-
all they are trying to lead the peo-
pie to hell to pease the devil and
the whisky people.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-01-27
One Dollar the Year in Advance.

CASH ADVERTISING RATES:
sc per inch 6. c. to Foreign Advertisers
&C per inch S. {. to Home Advertisers.
Repeated ads one-half rate,
fetal bases only used for Plates and Electros
Locals sc per line.
locals Ioc Per line in twelve point type,
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-01-27

The Internal regions can never
he made hot enough for the man
who, having pledged himself to the
cause of Temperance aud sells ont to
the devil at the first opportunity.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-01-27
Tbc Griffin i'm iirscle' Frs
". {. GAINES Editor and Publisher.

Entered as second-class matter February 9th
1907 al the postotlce at Marion, Kentucky, under
tue Act of Congress of March }, 1870.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-01-27
Sheriff'S Sale for Taxes

By virtue of taxes due the State and
County for the year 1909, | or one of
my Deputies viii on Monday the 14th
dav of February, 1910, between the
hours of ! O'Clock p. m. and O'Clock
p. M, at the court house door in Ma
rion, Crittenden county. Kentucky.
expose to Pubic Sale to the highest
bidder. for cash in hand, the following
property Tor so much thereof as may
be nee essary to satisfy the amount of
the taxes due aforesaid and COSTS to
wit:
MARION NO. I.
Julia Cruce col. lot, 50, 40.
Kirg Hodge, COL. lot. go.
MARION NO. 2.
Louis Wilson, lot $50
DYCUSBURG.
Mansfield Crider, 20 acres land, CTS.
Thos Beck. Ga acres land, S.25.
Daniel Hill, 10 acres land, els.
HURRICANE.
]. R. Bagwell Is acres lond, els.
w. l.. Monroe. 10 acres land. $50.
c. l.. Dial. 60 acres land, $50
FORDS FERRY.
E. Shoemaker. so acres land. CT.
BELLS MINES.
Geo Eskew, 50 acres land. IT'S.
PINEY,
S. G. Farley, so acres land, $40.
The Delta independent., 1910-07-22
POULTRY NOTES.

Charcoal pounded fine and kept
in the drinking pans will keep the
young and old birds in good con-
dition.
A tablespoonful of baking soda
Llaced in the drinking pans>two- or
three times a week will prevent all
bowel trouble.
Corn is a good feed all the year
around, provided the birds have a
plenty of green stuff during the
warm months.
Never close the door of the poul-
try house during the summer. Use
wire screens to keep the skunks out
and to let the air and sunshine in.
Give all the spare skim milk to
young and old chickens. 1t is just
the kind of food to make young
chickens grow and the kind to make
hens lay.
When the little chicks begin to
appear drowsy and refuse to eat.
look out for head lice. Kerosene and
sweet oil in equal parts applied
daily two or three times, will kill
lice.
With poultry as with other ami
mails, the faster they are made to
grow while they are young the more
profit there is in the business. Rush
the cockerls for market and the pull
lets for laying.
Filthy drinking vessels are the
cause of many serious ailments OF
fowls. Continued drinking of impure
water produces what Is commonly
known as cholera and the flock Is
soon wiped out.
1t is not possible for all to give
their chicks unlimited range and
in such cases the feeder will have
to make up the deficiency by feed
ing bone forming elements. The best
of these is green cut bone.
A small spray pump at this sea-
son will soon pay for itself for dis
injecting and whitewashing the hen
house and coops. With a small
sprayer you can go over the surface
ten times as fast as you can with
brush.
II many chicks are raised, it Is
good plan to keep large kettle neal
the poultry house, in which the
drinking vessels can be boiled at
least once a week. A handful OF
common soda will help.
The Delta independent., 1910-07-22
The will of Abram P. Hart, who

The will of Abram P. Hart, who
died at Boulder, July z, was filed
for probate in the county court last
Friday. The estate is estimated at
$4,000. Half of the estate goes to
his wife, the other half being di-
vided equally among three children.
Elmer Newman and Johnnie
Jones, II year old boys, were ar
rested last Friday at Greeley on a
charge of breaking into the store of
]. X. Peterson and stealing nearly
all of Peterson's tobacco, chewing
gum and sweet chocolate. They are
alleged to have hid their loot in a
barn, and were enjoying the tobacco
and gum when arrested.
N. C. Ware, foreman of the Glen
wood brick yards, was seriously in
jured Saturday. He was working
in the bottom of the clay pit, when
the bank caved under workman
above, and the latter's crow bar hit
the foreman a glancing blow on the
head, inflicting a deep scalp wound.
Had the bar struck squarely, Ware
would have been instantly killed.
The Hereford Reservoir and Irri-
CATION Company filed maps and state
ments with the county clerk of Weld
county last week for the construc-
tion of reservoir and two bitches.
The reservoir will cost $4,000 and
will have a capacity of 110,090,00O
cubic feet. The bitches will cost
$4,000. The water supply will be
obtained from Crow creek and the
land to be irrigated lies near the
Wyoming line.
More than 5000 of bogus gold coin
was found in Boyd's lake near Love
| land last week by a ranchman. The
| find demonstrates that police and
secret service men were duped about
year ago when they allowed two
men, suspected of being counterfeit
ers, who were camping at the lake,
to get away. There seems to be
ample indication that they were the
men who deposited the stuff in the
lake when arrest seemed imminent.
Hundreds of dead fish are being
washed down the Poudre river near
Greeley as a result of dynamiting
the stream to recover the body OF
Rodney Rist, the young attorney OF
Fort Collins, who was drowned last
week. Farmers have asked that the
dynamiting be stopped for fear of
their health being endangered from
disease of the decaying fish.
The Delta independent., 1910-07-22
Forests and Climate.

A lot of state people claiming to be
scientists (?) have started out to make
tests covering three years, to deter
mine whether forest effects climate, and
if SO, how?
A few years ago these people. like
lots of others, knew it all. Now they
don't know so much as they thought
they did, and three years hence they
will probably know less than they
think they know now.
But what's the difference, SO long as
they can bunco the people?
A few years ago bunch of these
dubs in Denver sent out letters solicit
ing nearly every man in Colorado to
join what they had started and called a
Forestry Association. 1t was repre-
sented as matter of life and death to
the forest, which would soon become
extinct, otherwise. Money was needed,
of course, and $40 membership fee
was asked.
This association became strong enough
ty induce legislation which took a good
| pdTL VI Luc bIdIC iiIO IhC Oicbe SoCi we
Broad acres were included by the
thousand upon which there never had
been tree and probably never will.
During the past two years, at great
expense to the government, new sur
veys have been under way intended to
separate the forest from the agricul-
tural and other lands, and large tracts
of it are gradually being restored to
entry.
Almost any countryman who has
lived and observed, could doubtless tell
these scientists as much about the
effect of forest on climate, soil and
water reservation, as they will be
likely to learn from their own expert
ments.
The Delta independent., 1910-07-22
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications ms they cannot reach the
dlsea ed portion of thu ear. There Is only one
way to cure deafness. ard that is by constitu-
iional remedies. Deafness is caused by an
inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the
F.istachire Tube. When ihis tube is inHamed
you have IL rumbling sound or imperfect he r-
ing, and when It is entirely closed, deafness IL
the result and unless the inflammation can be
taken out and the tube restored TO its normal
condition. hearing will be destroyed forever:
nine cases out of ten caused by Cainrrh.
which is nothing but an innamed condition Of
the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case Of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot
he cured by Halls Catarrh Cure Send for
circulars free.
+. J, CHENEY 4 CO., Toledo. o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family pills for constipation.
The Delta independent., 1910-07-22
COLORADO
STATE NEWS
HAPPENINGS OF GREATEST M
PORTANCE OVER THE
BIG STATE.

News of the Week Compiled and
Condemned for Readers of The
Independent.-Item of More
Than Ordinary Interest to Our
People.
The Delta independent., 1910-07-22
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE.
City lot, 125 feet on Grand and
80 feet on Third street. Three-room
Louise which rents for S12 a month,
ITS feet of cement sidewalk, paid
for. Small house and closets on
back of lot.
CALL AND SEE MANEAR.
The Delta independent., 1910-07-22
F. C. MAN E AR
DEALER IN
Fine Cigars
and Candies
LOG CABIN, MAIN STREET
DELTA. COLORADO

Employment and Information ONCE.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1910-09-29
Rural Free Delivery.

Rural Free Delivery.
The rural free delivery service of
the United States means the distribu-
ton of nearly 5000, 600, 900 letters and
parcels annually along highways and
byways of every state from Maine to
Alaska. A force of 4l,000 carriers
daily 60 over the routes assigned Ito
them. Take glass of golden grain
belt beer viii your meals and at bed
time. It builds up the overworked
nerve tissues and insures renewed
health to body and mind. Order of
your nearest dealer or be supplied by
Sjoblom Bros.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1910-09-29
UNCLE REMUS TO HAVE MEMORIAL |
Lasting Juvenile Virtues Of
''Br'er Rabbit, ""Br'er Fox
and the Wonderful "Tar
Baby to Be Exto|Ied
by Roosevelt.

playing no mean talent Moreover, he
was prose poet. Those persons who
see poetry only in lines chopped off at
a certain length with words of similar
sounds at the end of each line may
not find poetry in Br'er Rabbit, Free
Joe and the other creations of Joel
Chandler Harris, but the same persons
would not recognize poetry in a sun
rise or hear it in the voices of the
woods and fields.
Uncle Remus was at heart a poet
even if he did express himself in the
delightful prose of plantation dialect
Harris and Goldsmith were not unlike
in feature, and, more important still,
ii we can judge by outward signs, they
were not unlike in soul. However, we
know little of the mysterious springs
that make man, any man, much less
a genius. We only know that he speaks
our language that yet is not our Ian
guage. There is a divine something
running through it that makes it live
forever.
Joel Chandler Harris was a Georgia
Goldsmith. On the southern planta-
ton he drank as deep Of the common
life as his Irish prototype did in his
vagabond wanderings through Europe
more than a century before. More
over, Harris own home life was as
beautiful and simple as that idealized
by the writer who was his earliest and
latest inspiration.
Who has not heard of the "Snapbean
Farm" and 1.-THE Sign of the Wren's
Nest?" The last name has a history.
One morning it was discovered that
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1910-09-29

West Branch Creamery Shows Up Well.
United States Department of Agricul-
ture, Bureau of Animal Industry,
Dairy Division, Washington, D.
c., August rs, 1910.
West Branch Creamery Co. Princeton,
MINI.
Dear Sir: The figures below have
been compiled from the annual re-
ports of local creameries in the state
of Minnesota for the year 1909, and
will give comprehensive idea of the
standing of your creamery when CON-
pared with other creameries making
the same amount of butter.
Your reports have been used in
making this and other portions of our
work valuable to the creameries.
This statement is being sent only to
those creameries which are co-operat-
ing with this division.
Average amount of butter made by
local creameries in your state 1O5,64e lbs
Number of pounds made by your
OAOdACAy. lUS,1 LIZ lbs.