The sun., 1910-06-03
some MAXIES FOR DOCTORS
,OI. IBE GRTBER CTLLS THEW
IRON ~ INCLENT TONE.
uorh, Them Inis . speech On Political
Patent Medicines" a the DINNER %
the tong island Nedlral COllegs
Alumni The Political Applirati0R.

Alumni The Political Applirati0R.
I.r thirtirth annual dinner Of the
r..s Island Medical College Alumni
.-...rat.on was held last night in the
t.ny IT Music. Brooklyn Among
... -u.pArrs were the Rev DR.. Newell
., -ar Hills. otto q. Foelker and AbN-
Grunrr Dr. Nathaniel T. Rathbun
.Ya.rmtster. Mr. Gruber's speech
the toast. Political Patent Medi-
..,. Hr said
... have been sick doCtor- have
.a... .n eat aud have taken my money
OBJ. ..Us Nov do"tors hoping !
aaH ..f me- eat Vuh them and they
OBJ. .H They even order for me IN
..,... tuH - hegan with the prescribed
...... nI aut-hed with the cordial I
.0-ruse sed attempt to compel me 10
... " u 90 Manhattan. Who would
,rs stop eating for few days.
ala. ..n- have YOU heen With lately
rrs srtr.Hrt r. - idrncs Of your prosperity.
.rf .r ra.uru for y,uF kindness | uil give
.-r ..,ls rh,, advice Keep the balance
.t.r. Money In the hank and don't Use
r.osre, uIate on 40 especially u II comes
rrr ar elder In your ChurUh
rr Continental countries ! would he a
-...r- rf laws hut In the United states
: have no professional tag hut every
rr..,an an over tho Land is tagged NJ
srN - Ny Christian Science friends tell
no hat me Tag means More Deaths. my
W. q. .ays ii means More Dieting: from
..4r .ae here tonight think Il means
Merry poctors. and my rabbit tells me Il
A a
rusiutan,e of mine Who Is being spOoned
boa do.tor tells me h means Much Devo-
ror But auyhoW a physician means 20
uea man of Intelligence. an unselisL and
Hrbsralded hero Who works wonders,
"a blessing 10 mankind. knows no caste.
DO race nr "a, ial differences. only duty and
..rriare Maybe N u means Man Deihed.
Here are .ome msAims Of Marcus EsCu-
Arw- NrNinui-
A. old maid patient on Brooklyn HeiGhts
10 hvorih IA longshoremen In OOSanus
N0ays advise patient TO stop Work
for IA months t makes him feel rtch.
Never advise a letter "aFrier 20 take
eNsrris- Nr a man uHh political stnecure
90 tAkearsst
Re me family dntnr Vherever the head
cfthe house thinks Roosevelt h wise man.
DOM lsr any married woman patient
'sl ou how unhappy she j. This kind
rlay- me de-, o Vith sus eptible doctOrS.
When fsther has heen out with the boys
and mother calls YOU m hurry use latin
rs-u- M describing the trouble. This
e.I make YOU solid With father.
pr Munyon j. always pointing 20 heaven
rhs show, that he knows where doctors
must look FOR help
Although n may he sunday. don't hum
Nearer Nv tod, TO Thee after writing
y0ur prescription
Remember always that tho patients
Is ,rs yours ro cure and your bills are
Nsro paw Buf In all case- Try 10 be- Ike
're hos'a and gsi a retainer
Political uatenl medicines have always
nssr popular With ihe voters. Especially
. his rue in times of peace. when sick
,tes 100 finance and business = preya-
on and tho relations between capital
20 labor fbr extinction og trusts and
r.1or1u-- ,pd mo money and property
.rp. 'Fe very On own are the troubles
md ..usn'. ol vast majority ~ the
.rfr.
Irs -rrrll 4usck -sss the opportunity
r.uua'a- r.s lung power. leaves ME home
MP .~ -rsrlon and voluminously and
"rsr.r.-.. rsiks. rKhorts and advises
.' ..arE moan subject w such Time
... .n.n., Ion want Nisa mor they want
...... and ronInrsr- Th"v aaut ln im-
".rHrs cure and dom care "a rap for p
.orra diagnosis Tho rr-uli I- ,nsyIranin
-lrs' having only slight nervous trouble
.ra. arp treated for rts. sud NJ being very
s.F and needing only resi- they must
Ike everything the Qul,k prs-rrIhes iu
A.
ON msa-ir- 60 ,irrhu-I- oi the liver
The do"tor ,4re- much foT ihs result
Of me diagnosis The political quars not
alone doe mn rare Tor ono. bu. youIdu z
make one II hs tried Ne has rssd m odd
curiosity shop thai anything that make
noise b. satisfactory 10 crosd and in
ne Mormon Rihe b. that bios eth nof
r. can horn The -lme shall not be- blown
Ne think. he needs 90 more know ledge
and then goes forth terror 10 the inhahi-
ants ~ al the earth. the tsarher 0f kings
r4l.ers. cabinets. the imm0rtal- oi France
nj the university leaters from Egypl
ru london. making howe,er. hut short
ami -ruzltiona stay In Rome
'. lakes lifetime 90 knov tho truth
n. lrr one subject. bat me uuack knows
r.c~r'aiug about 80 things IN this he
WV ..A W - ANNNNNI INlNIs NIN'A NN - NAN'NN
.ruF sr. .e-- he makes the really learned
..ou Portable and sorely grirycs The lu-
.ou- and thoughtfIl Ne ts acclaimed
...suss he knoCks spots out of hing. ami
f1N0uers would not bs surpr -ed If
. mo he -nortet hre ana nams
'|- Zen Commandments arc over fHn
v..r- odd bnt any publir man Who take. one
born and makez it his personal ls-et
a..
.. arers 10 s"ienrs. arr ant government
'.s ~ themselves - ref0rmer- 4
pep owned nominee for fle Presidency
g..n - m succession not ie~s than
.aar rsUedie- and ia noW nyinR the
-un hauner ~ last rsll 10 th@
Ne may nos ne right but his
... ufInu b. ons the heft u the Demo
.s.'E vii not uAnt for - stomaCh's
a. .n.utrv of ours is alNays nors Or
.. '' .s not .n 'he nature 81 human
- a.rr-0' '1 bs wholly veil How sick
o. a s0d whether We can ever 10 veil
".rH. from the various -tandpoint-
..-s n.eres. ed IN me patient and them
" % . slsays 10 subject 70 debate and
T' ts know We need a resi-
TO .sa. 'fpuzhrfIl leaders Nho sill look
%. NJ iniustics and evil and knowing
r" Aill pr-s' ri1e remedies strong
a-ssrr but 'orre"t and benen'isl
'.. ir'sident Who kEows Nhy ncle
-. and Will cure Nith wisdom ami
s" r1ng even though The multi
...". fs dt.zrprosl When ths pA-
's bed me family l. happy
rrhough rh- doctcr reierted
smsd. surzes'ad by me parents
.o- and aunrs
Tan o. an, convinced 2 -
..-Dl tnd also knows Wha' mcti-
IT.. fts a fII NAT afurHtfafa affunTy