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The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-09-01
Fer Rsot

Mrs.. Oman desires to rent her :
denoe-one of the hest in town.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-09-01
Humor and
Philosophy
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
- 0vScAJs ~ ssssm

SOME per.0us arr worked % hard
owning bas,nr that they think en-
viOusly Of the mere chiid's play VI
paying rent to tbs landlord
After . man has raised q family at
boys aud girls he dsAsn't care mucA
about bearing the s,rearher taik o.
Sunday mOsning about The Ussd of dis-
ciplining OarseiveA
by and BY trsnspOrtatiOa will he -
developed and imi,sOsed that We will
hear our ps@.ssdO busy people talking
lightly about going 70 Europe TO stay
an hour Or two.
The man who 10 having bis letters
brought into court ~ heart thrilling
testimony thinks that a. soon a. iet-
ter writing really becomes q lost art
the better II will be for addIe pated
idiots.
He II a fortunate man who has q
good job and plenty Of common sense.
Most Of us know Q lot about our
selves that isn't true.
BEING able. to fail in business and
make money At 1t calls for . lot Of
sagacity.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-09-01

Aftos II 10 ovse.
After the Fourth We arise and take stock.
As we recover In time from the shock.
Saying: Enough Of this noise and the
strain!
Next year. dear children. well ses that
It's sane.
Isn't II really . sin and . fright
That we should harbor that brand OF de-
light,
singeing our whtskers. our cheeks and
anon
Blowing OF thumbs we would need later
on!
What II We did give the British their due
Back in the days when the country was
new?
IL that a reason We should. by the bye.
Shoot ourselves up every Fourth Of Julyf
There Is way that il better by far.
Without tho slightest suggestion Of Jar.
Shooting and footing? No; nothing like
that.
Next year wen try It. you bet your Old
hAt!"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-09-01
To Help Him Along.

To Help Him Along.
H.. what are you
Lue,. -, - "" going to be when
\n.rswJee X = you grow up.
~'IaA 70 JohnnyT
0E "A prize6ghter."
ArS Z Don't tell your
S~@1 father. He might
N.R start the train
w." ing now"
How He Paid For Il.
What meanness has Jones been up
to nowy'
II hadn't heard Of anything"
HE has oeen doing something be
hadn't ought to-
why do you think so!"
His wife has new dress"
Had the Habit.
Does your husband belong to the
Sons Of Shumachr'
Has 1t been organized more than
thirty days?'
YES"
"Then he belongs"
M;sundsrstood.
"You are looking glum."
"Yes."
whats the matter?"
Fellow took my roll last night"
"GOodness:N Did he think you were
4 bakeshop?'
Liked Her Style:
II don't care much for Miss D.
Browne"
Don't your
mo"
81 do. 1 think she is a perfect gen.
Curious.
"He has hydrophobia."
"What!''
"Fact."
"Well. I declare! didn't suppose
that he ever even looked at water"
Wsrstod.
"Why don't you try diplomacy
II don't want to-"
"Why?"
II have met a few diplomats. and I
don't like them"
Hard 10 Suit.
"And 20 she wishes to marryr
"sc she says"
swell. why doesn't sher'
Says she can't nnd anything to mar.
r but men,"
Net For Her.
what have you got against Wilher'
"Himr
"Yes."
sAw, he's q sufIragette."
Probably Ns<.
Accidents will happen"
"Why!'
'.rhey wouldn't bs accidents Il they
didn't"
Supsrssdsd.
what has become Of your besl
young man. Manner
Using him for 4 second best now"
Nothing 70 Conserve.
"What harm does 1t do to smoker
BAD for your health"
sHuhl amt got any"
9sns Outlet.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-09-01
O Ovid News O

H. ]. Erickson has returned from has
business trip.
A.E. Sheldon and family are visiting
in Ovid this week.
Mrs. l.. E. Meyers is visiting her
mother in Kansas.
E. B. Tibbals is now secretary treas
urer of the Ovid Store.
J. J. Burton is spending several
days this week in Nebraska -
Mr.. Percy Davis has been visiting
south of the river quite frequently OF
late.
Mr.. j. E. Nelson and Miss Louise
Mason were visitors at Chappell on
Sunday.
The majority of the business houses
in.Ovid will be closed Monday. Septem-
Der 5th, Labor Day.
The board of directors of the Jules
burg Irrigation district are having the
BanRston ditch cleaned.
A number of Ovidites took IN the
ball game and other amusements OF the
Julesburg carnival Saturday.
R. Tayne of Sedgwick was in Ovid
Tuesday purchasing cement of the
Ovid Lumber Co. for improvements on
his farm.
Miss Matte Jackson of Thompson,
Nebraska will teach the East Lincoln
school this year. The school will open
Monday, September 5th.
Some Ovidites think that il Rev.
Eaton had ''pitched" it into Julesburg
like he does into Ovid every alternate
Sunday evening, the result of the ball
game might have been different.
Grant Cannsdy has returned to the
scene of his former labors after 5000
journey through Oregon. Washington.
Idaho. Says Ovid looks good enough
to him. He had all kinds of ex-
periences. Seems that in some parts Of
one of these states the dust storms
are 40 fierce that, to avert collisions,
the teams are fitted out with bells to
warn oncomers of their approach.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-09-01

How He Paid For Il.
What meanness has Jones been up
to nowy'
II hadn't heard Of anything"
HE has oeen doing something be
hadn't ought to-
why do you think SOP
His wife has a new dress"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-09-01

FsrsiSe.
"why don't you ask me an intell-
senl question occasiOnailyr
who. 0le?'
Yes. yOu."
n hope ! have good manners."
What has that to do with IT."
1T h impolite to speak in an un-
known tongue when you are in com
pany."
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-09-01

Fertunats.
"Hhe Ia q natural fool"
rs shey"
''She H."
That's not 20 bad"
Isn't H."
mo: II might be worse."
How wOrxe!'
''She might be an ARTIFICIAL one"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-09-01
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

THE reason reform is 70 slow is BE-
cause by the nature Of It 1t seems
to be q thing that b 10 manifestly de-
signed for the other fellow.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-09-01

Had the Habit.
Does your husband belong to the
Sons Of ShumachY
Has it been organized more than
thirty days?'
YES"
''Then he belongs"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-09-01

Hard 10 Suit.
"And 20 she wishes to marryr
"Sc she says"
"Well. why doesn't sher'
says she can't flnd anything to mar.
r but men,"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-09-01

Nothing 10 Conserve.
"What harm does 1t do to smoker
bad for your health"
sHuhl I amt got any"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-09-01

Critical.
II am feeling just dne."
Are you?"
"Yes."
81 didn't think you were"
"Why?"
because your work Is 20 coarse"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-09-01

Vain Creatures.
"Men are ~ easily dattered."
Yes. hut It Is hard to keep them In
that condition"
"ls it?'
YES
"Whyr
"YOu have to change the brand -
often"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-09-01

NORAH B. BEDFORD.
County Clerk.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-09-01

WsrsAod.
"Why don't you try diplomacy
II don't want to-"
"Whyw
II have met q few diplomats, and
don't like them"
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16
GETTING HIS IDIoMs MIXED
cerman.American May Have meant
Well, But His Directions were
Somewhat Complex.

possengers IN a New York street
oar wore treated to some choice exam
rlas Of German-American Ensllsh
when a stout gentleman with a robust
voice started to relate to a ltleip'
his adventures of the previous nlsn',
'.Twelf O'CLOCK it wass wheh nc
come alretty," said the stout Hail.
"und on de oor rap"
But" said his companion III was
only about ten o'clock when ne stal'eu
over there uho,
we'll, twelf O'CLOCK 1t wass when
he comes alretty und on de toor rap
Ind | tell him de DOCTOR he want nc
sbouldn't go de frondt way oudt, de
eide vay roundt und de pack way oop
md chust as blain as dot. und den Ut
Name fool, he rap yet und wake elery
nody de house in. Den put myse,
nv pants on und maybe dont pa
him oudt. | call him a chumbp una
l~opster-' . c,re
NO." laughed his friend, you sure
" didn't call him that
Call him dot?" snorted the lat mar
Say, | call him Everything l can Id
my hands on
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16
THE ROAD TO POPULARITY
p..;,e Has Been in Use Many Years
But It Is Not Always SAFE 10
Trust 1t.

"The way to be popular has oeen eS.
nlaiped by one of the marshmallo~
magazines which initiates itself "ith
the idea that it is directing modein
life. when you shake hands wi.h
q man." runs the recipe, grasp the
hand as though you were glad 10 SEE
the owner, look him in the eye, anu
give him a smile from your neart'
This is a ~sure-enough recipe. II
has been worked by some OF the great
est frauds in Christendom to suoserse
their W ends. The man VINO IS
seeking popularity, posing ior ~
angling for it, usually doesn't deserve
it. Keep your admiration Tor mel
who show you their real selves VINO
when they are bothered or worried
or mad, or glad. make it manifest D.
appropriate facial eXpressloh' ah'
who are not constantly standing them
selves before the mirror.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16
Britain's Rulers.

Mr.. Lloyd George is pieasah'ls
nrond Of his nationality. but it is anna
ling that he had to go back to queen
Elizabpth and the TudOrs TO flEu MS
torical precedence for a Welsh gov
orumen, of Great Britain. On the
other hand, England has often pee"
ruled by Scotsmen. OF the last 'hree
Dromiers. two-Sir Henry Campoel'-
Zimmerman and Mr.. Bal1our-"e'e
Scotch. Mr.. Gladstone sat LOT d
Scotch constituency, and SO doeS WI
Asouith. Ireland has always peer
busy supplying us with governing
men. The duke of Wellington l'oro
Roberts, Lord Charles BereSlord
Lord Russell and a dozen o'neiS
Immediately occur to one. II i
odd to remember that 1t IS cen
,uries since Great Britain mad {
nurelv English sovereign. The Tudor'
we're Welsh. The Suarts were oco'.'
William III. was a Dutchman ana III
Guelphs are of German Descent
London Chronicle.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16
EGAN GETS MEDAL
Notre Dame Honors the Minister
to Denmark.
setsre Trophy, the Highest oee0'a'
ton for Lay Member Of catn0'''
Church, Given to United
States Envoy.

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind.-The Lae.a,e
which is the highest ueeos .ba
If honor for a lay member u NV
Catholic church in the Uniteu o," Wv
which is annually conferred w
tb- University of Notre Dame jill 'o a,s
man or woman who has achieVeu
tinction in art, literature, sciehe' ~
nh,Iontbronv goes this year 10 'ne
American minister to Dehliain'
rico Francis Egan, author, euuc''o.
and dinlomatist. The award Is maue
for distinguished services 10 o''n'
literature and education.
For 20 years before his app1.n,
- .nt as the representative OF 'he onI
ted States at the court OF Dehina.n
nr Egan was occupied as a professor
Of literature, and during maj periou
be found time to publish evera Ill,
nortant works on literary cli'lo
p,h,cb are held in high esteem by uni
vorsitv men. He is also we'll known as
q ,ovelist. but his claims TO literary
distinction rest most on 'he
which he has written.
He has published several 'o'uil'es
and Richard Watson Giluer p.'e
him among the three best sonneteers
in English. Because of the l'e,a''
quality of his work and most OF al NC
cause his themes are wholesome ant
elevating the trustees of the uniVel
sity of Notre Dame have selecleu III
Egan as the recipient OF the Aae'a''
medal this year. ~,
The medal takes it's name from III,
title given the fourth Sunday Oh Leu
the day when the announcement U
the award is always made. II CO..
responds to the decoration Vi -
Golden Rose, which is conferred U
the pope every year on some mehioe
of the nobility of Europe.
The medal is a large disk OF pun
gold. richly enameled, and bearing
: relief some design suited to the pr
fession of the recipient. A motto
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16
ABANDONED IT,
For the Old Fashioned Conee "a'
Killing.

81 always drank coffee with tne ress
Of the family, for it seemed as II 'neie
was nothing for breakfast II we uio
mot have it on the table.
81 had been troubled some time
with my heart, which did not ieel
right. This trouble grew worse steauil'
sometimes it would beat fast Inc
at other times very slowly, so that
would hardly be able to do WORK lot
an hour or two after breakfast anu II
walked up a hill, it gave me a Sc
we're pain. .,ro
~ had no idea of what the trouble
was until a friend suggested tnat per
hans it might be caused by conee
drinking. | tried leaving off the co1ee
and began drinking Postum. Ine
change came quickly. I am now glao
to say that 1 am entirely we'll OF tne
heart trouble and attribute the rene
to leaving off coffee and the use o
Postum.
"a number of my friends have aoan
doned the old fashioned Gomez an.
have taken up with Postum, wnlcI
thew are using steadily. There az
some people that make Postum yer
weak and ~tasteless, but If it is OH
long enough, according to direction
Il is a very delicious beverage. w
=, have never used any of the old 1as'
toned coffee since Postum was nr'
started in our house"
Read the little book, "The Road
MELVILLE, in pkgs. There's a Reason
Ever read the above letter. A ne
one appears from time to time un'
are genuiue, trse, and fuli OF mum
- lktefest.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16
The Larqe Way.

Apropos of j. Pierpont Morgan S iii
monse resources, as shown in his re-
ZEN proffer of 800, 900 900 wherewith
70 build more New York subways, a
broker said: 5000
"Mr. Morgan's wealth auses hlll W
look at money in a large way. once'
at the metropolitan club in flfth ave-
me. I told him of the death OF a mu'
tual friend.
"cHow much did he leave?' MI. MOT
gan asked. ;o,. ,
ga matter of five or six mllllons' !
believe said /. ..
"Mr. Morgan's eyebrows lifted.
"'How deceptive circumstance
sometimes are he said. I always sup
posed him quite comfortably on.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16
Used to It.

Recently a lady witness IN a court
IN the state was subjected to a
troublesome fire of cross questlohs'
and the lawyer, thinking that some
apology was necessary, tried to square
himself.
81 really hope, madam" ald me-
chat | don't annoy you with all these
questions ,, g,
ooh, no." was the prompt reply !
am accustomed to it.
you don't mean it, W~ohdellhsi'
returned the lawyer.
yes" rejoined the lady, l nave I
s~ix-year-old boy at home.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16
WASTED A FORTUNE ON SKIN
TROUBLE

81 HOGAN to have an itching over my
u,bo,e hody about seven years ago anu
This settled in my limb, from the knee
n the toes. l went to see a great many
musicians, a matter which cost me a
fortune. and after l noticed hat dlo
not get any relief that way, l went lot
three years to the hospital. But they
were unable to help me there. / useu
all the medicines that | could see ou'
became worse and worse. l a an
Inflammation which made me almost
crazy with pain. When showed my
foot to my friends they would get
really frightened. l did not kno"
what to do, l was so sick and had pc
come 50 nervous that I positively lost
all hope. -
81 had seen the advertisement OF
the Cuticura Remedies a great many
times, but could not make up my m'no
to buy them, for l had already used SO
MANY medicines. Finally did decioe
IN use the Cuticura Remedies and !
tell you that I was never so pleased a.
when I noticed that, after having useo
two sets of Cuticura Soap, Cutlcura
ointment and Cuticura Pills, the en-
tire Inflammation had gone. wax
completely cured. I should be Il
too glad if people with similar dlseast
would come to me and lind OUT 'n'
truth. l would only recommend tnen
to use Cuticura. Mrs. Bertha oacns
1921 Second Ave-, New York, N. \
Aug. 20, 1909" .:.
MRS. Bertha Sachs Is my slster-h
law and I know we'll how she su1ere
and was cured by Cuticura Rene
dies after many other treatment
failed. Morris Sachs, 321 E. s9tn 81
: New York, N. Y, Secretary
, Deutsch.O strowoer Unit. 'Verein' KEN
: ner Hebrew Benevolent Society," e'c
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16

Latin. Truth is mighty and shall pre-
vail" appears in black enamel u
rounding the design. Accompanying
tho medal is an address OF award
nainted on silk by some artist OF re-
nOwn. ..
The Laetare medal was first given
IN 1888. It was then conferred on the
historian, John Culinary Shea. In sue
cession the following were decorated
patrick J. Kelley, architect; Eliza AL
len Starr, art critic; Gen. John New
ton. civil engineer; Patrick V. Hickey
EDITOR: Anna Hanson Dorsey, author;
William ]. Onahan, publicist; MAJ.
Henry F. Brownson. soldier n
scholar: Patrick Donahue, editor and
nbilanthropist: Augustin DAILY, theat'
rical manager; Anna T. Saaller' au'
thor: Gen. William F. Rosecrans, SOL
der: Thomas Adds Emmett, physi'
clan; Timothy E. Howard, jurist; John
A. Creighton, philanthropist; William
Bourke Cochran. lawyer and states
man: John B. Murphy, surgeon;
Thomas B. Fitzpatrick, merchant ana
nhilanthropist; Katherine Eleanor
Conway. author and editor; francis
Ouinlan. surgeon; James c. Monaghan
nublicist and educator; Christine
Frances Tiernan, author.
Although the name of the recipient
and the reasons for the award are
made public on Laetare Sunday, &C
tual presentation of the medal does
not take place until some weeks later
at a time when dignitaries OF the
Catholic church and men eminent IL
he same line of work as the recipien
can be brought together. In the cas-
of DR.. Egan he will probably not b.
formally decorated with the medal un
til the latter part of May or June.
Maurice Francis Egan was born l
philadelphia in 1852. He was grad,
ated from La Sale college in that cit
in 1878. He received the degree {
master Of arts from the University
Notre Dame in 1878 and of LID. frol
Georgetown university In 1879. |
1891 the University of Ottawa col
ferred on him the degree of JUD, ar
Villanoya the degree of Phi. D. in 100
In 1878 he began newspaper VOL
and he was successfully reporter, su
editor and editor until 1888, when
was called to the chair CT English |
erature in the University of Not
Dame, where he remained until 49,
when he went to the Catholic Univt
sity of America in Washington as pl
lessor OF literature. In 1907 ne W
appointed by President Roosev'
envoy extraordinary and minist
plenipotentiary to Denmark.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16

,n,rs and rave taken many relneults.
hiut Dr Caldwclls Syrup Pepsin has lone
ne more good than anything else ! '"
DIR. Caldwcll's Syrup Pepsin has n Tha
sold in drug stores for twenty Year,: II
price is only 80 cents or 81 rsos of ba-
Is ssp "hijdrsn' Women and old folks. 1T, ITS
pra ur y IS FROM y%a'i it's use are guaranteed. If If
Von have never tried it send m mbmf viii will
address for a free trial bottle om W', nrnnaid.
be ch%eerfully sent n,a to y1"a advice VG'e' that you
II tnere e Is anvthjng about your condi1l"n
war, vc "i don't ION; t' understand. write the Re do 3.
Caldwell, POI Caldwell B'0s' "0'''N
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16
A Small Loaf.

A half-famished fellow in the south
err states tells Of a baker (whose
,o,yes had been growing small by
nv degrees and beautifully less") who'
when going his rounds to serve MS
customers, stopped at the door Of one
and knocked. when the lady within ex'
claimed: who's there?" and was
answered.: "The baker, "What 90
Won want?" "To leave your bread
"Well, you needn't make such a russ
about it: put it through the keyhole."
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16
MAKING a Guess.

"Johnny, do you know why | am go
ing to whip you!
Why o,,u
Because you struck a boy smaller
than yourself =,
81 thought maybe it was because l
am smaller than you are.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16
Or Else Burn.

Andrew Carnegie, apropos OF MS
enigram about the disgrace OF dying
r;ch said at a dinner in Washington:
why should any n die rlch;
rhere are no pockets in a shroud' ana
&C for the man who'd like to take
his money with him, why, even II ne .
eed to do so, it would only melt"
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16
The Doo Settled 1t.

The multimillionaire was uncertain
"Ru, how do know you can sup
port my daughter in the manner 10
which she has been accustomed liz
demanded, obviously. -,
The imported nobleman SniI'e'
blandly.
- will go re test" he volunteered
what test?'
u will lif with you one !eai AM
coo how she is accustomed and ze'
will know what to say.
Bat Just then James the iooll''n
liberated the $1,000 bulldog.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16
Oferjno a Helping Hand.

IF you don't marry me-" he said,
desperately, 81 shall kill myself"
and write a note telling all about
it," queried the maid.
"Yes."
"And hold my photograph in your
other hand?"
81 had thought about it."
well, just wait a minute" she said,
'and I'll borrow pas pistol for you.
NY. but won't it be romantic?"
But he faded.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16

ford. Tenn, whose
picture we present
herewith. cured MS
Indigestion. To use
his own words, he
says, in part: 49,.
II received the
sample bottle OF Dr.
Caldwell's Syru p
Pcpsin that l asked
YOU to send me. and
| made no mistake
in ordering it. | have
been troubled witt
dyspepsia and lndl.
gestion more or less
about SlyIS
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16
HOPELESS.

"Your store is 10 good, sir l
asked for lace curtains last week, and
couldn't get EN-
"lndced"?'
"Yes. And | asked for silk socks
Yesterday, and couldn't get EN-.
''That's strange
And to-day | asked for credit, and
can't even get that. IS this a regu-
lar store, or what"?
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16
Aluy Explains.

what do you suppose, Aigerhon'
the young thing asked, is the ie'soD
the ocean is salty?
81 am sure l don't know" drawleu
A,ev. "~uunless it is because there aFe
monv calf fish in it.'-Success.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16
Critics and Managers Clash.

Between the whole press OF Copeh'
hagen and all the theatrical managers
, curious contest has started because
the managers want to compel the
critics to write only favorable nollces,
The contest began when the board OF
theatrical managers forbade the al
mission of n critic representing a
snecial theatrical paper.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16
The Nested Interests.

eyes, Mrs. Snoggs, l 'oped as o"
they would get tariff reform and MAKE
tbe foreigner pay, as we've got one i
our top-foor back and | amt az
nothink of him for six weeks now. -
The Taller.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16
phaumatism Is Durable

NATURES REMEDY NR tab!ets) VII
cure rheumatism and do it quickly. 1t SO
t]horoughly c~leanses and regulates Llna e
kidneys, liver and digestive system, ,u1s
us ra ~, Take one tonight. you'll
fee1 better in the morning. Get a s3s
1 Rox All Druggists. The A. H.. Levi
Medicine Co., st. Louis, MO.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16
NewfoundIand's Bad Record.

The Newfoundland Society lor 'he
~provan1ion of Tuberculosis is carrying
~, q vigorous and necessary campaign
this year in the island. me aea'l
rate from the disease in Newfoundland
is very large. About n IN every
five Of the total population dies OF IT,
and what is worse, in the last SIX
vears the death rate, when IS sta
~tionarv or decreasing elsewhere mas
increased about 80 per cent. ln'e Il
| due largely to the native horror o
fresh air in the house.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16
,.u... Become Necessary

When Rubbers Become Necessary
Ar% Your shoes pinch. shake into yoHr
Shoes Aliens Foot-Ease. the ;ro a"t aSh;ne
powder, for 3pE the the hee sting su out Of corns and
feet ama 'a Always Us use it for Breaking o in
S Sew Shoes and for dancing parties sn Sota
Address, Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy N l.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16

There is more Catarrh in this section mo o; u the e s6e Ia,t
than ali other diseases put IT %t Ss ,nsnra ahe uT For tat great
IL" years ;ss, wa" doctors pronounced it a local disease mo
S5S su ';'t 9TH local treatment Sa,51en 10 p{ Ss % sSns!,t t, '"S"'a DIS:
science III. p.o otroro requires constitutional treatment.
f MsI;s a, "a,arrh cure, manufactured by F: J.: C ol.a oy
\ Ma co, f roirdo. oh.s, is the only const it tnSsa t STIe Oh 10
hem market: 1t is taken ]In tern diyse IN ' on the %1 blood ID
drops 10 u snr;sces OF the system. They offer one
a Snaa muso doI!a "; for any cage 1t fails to cure 0eno
for circulars and Testimonials: r.,a, oho
Address: +. J. CHENEY CO.. loeoo' o"~
S Soiu y Hairs FAMILY Pills for constipation.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16
I,noenerous LaVishnesS.

"Your former husband never coia'
nlained about the alimony:.N
NO." answered Mrs. flilas'lt. ne
WAS brute enough to say his mollo
WAC Freedom at any cost!
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-16

A mans idea OF a generous act is
having a chance to take all anotner
fellows money and leaving him some
loose change.