The Falls City tribune., 1910-02-11

1000 PROBE WY NOT Use me pc
fork?
We sugges, that everybody get in.
noculated with the anti-liar toxin be
fore that south polo search is start
ed in earnest.
John II. Jones. a wealthy PittsDurg
or. has insured his life for one million
dollars. John must think he's all
wool and several yards wide
49,
4 bill is up in Washington TO re-
duce the tax on oleomargarine. We
don't suppose it will hurt the dairy
cows feelings any. though
Now the stock raisers are getting
together to squeeze the packers.
Somebody's always trying to step on
the bunion.toe of somebody else.
Denial comes from Minneapolis
that there is to be a breakfast food
merger. Oh. JOY. VI can still eat our
sugared sawdust with an independent
feeling
Halley's comet is scheduled to be
visible To the naked eye February 21.
We congratulate Mr.. HALEY in get
ting it here in time for the Washing
ton birthday celebration.
Maine politicians and friends of
Commander Peary are 10 push a reso-
luton to have him made an admiral.
First time we ever heard of an admir-
al trying to gain his rank ON a doc
sled.
Hon. {. ". Fairbanks has been ask
&c TO make a speech in Rome ON
Lincoln's birthday. The natives over
there probably think that because
of his build Mr.. Fairbanks will give
them u long talk.
md now a new nickel is 10 be eoin-l
ed oon by The government, bearing
the head of George Washington. But
mosS Of us are not very particular
whose head II bears IL We can only
get enough of them.
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Eighteen Italians AT Toledo. Ohio.
have been found guilty of black-hand-
ing. America has no use for these
cowardly ~eriminals-no more than IL
has for some of the men higher
up in the sugar trust.
The vets have won in a local OPP
ton fieht AZ Joplin. Mo. But of
aoarse with 10 much zinc in the
soil there the citizens may require
more dampness in their systems than
in some othe' sections.
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The winner in a pie eating contest
at Alton, Ill, got away with six big
apple pies in an hour. A few more
contests like that and he'll be quail
fled to stand up against the political
pie counter like a man.
There are fully three thous.
and bogus babies in good homes in
Chicago, wives taking them from
founding hospitals while their hus-
bands We're away from home ON cx-
tended stays. and proclaiming them
As their own when the husband re-
turns. where ignorance is bliss,
it's folly to be WISE and as long
as the babies are given good homes,
and the fathers are happy with the
little ones, it is possible that worse
receptions might be practieed.
Mrs. Philip W. Webster, AGED tor
ty-two, of Niagara Falls. y. Y. has
given birth 10 her 26th child. five
pairs of twins and one set of triplets
having been among the little ones who.
have come 10 join her family circle
since her marriage at the age of six
teen. Some people have to be over
ly kind to the stork to make up for
some of the snubs it receives at the
hands of those who are too lazy or
too indifferent TO the joys Of mother
hood to care for anything beyond an
Insignificant poodle dog.
1t never rains but it pours. Close
ly following 4 mine disaster at
Primero. Colo, in which nearly a
hundred lives were lost, came a
similar disaster near Drakesboro. Ky,
in which thirty-five died, and num-
erous lesser accidents of the same
character in various parts Of the