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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08
Delp oeAanteo. 4Slale.

WANTED. RAILWAY MAIL CLERKS;
commencement saiary $500: spring
examinations everywhere. candidates
prepared free. FRANKLIN lNSIl-
TUTE. Dept. 40 j. Rochester. n. I.
WANTED. TWO YOUNG WHITE BOYS
to drive drummer's wagons apply,
with recommendations, SOUTHERN
BARGAIN HOUSE.
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zaoarn 0'1Ianteb.

BY YOUNG MAN AND
Jwife. room and board with, private
family. State location ana price.
References Furnished Address
rs. care TImes- Dlspntch.
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Southern Railway

TRAINS LEAVE RICHMOND.
N. B.-Following schedule figures published as
information and not guaranteed:
6:20 a. M.-Daily.-Localf for Charlotte
South Pullman and Day Coaches.
900 P. MIX. Sunday-keysville Local.
HAS P. -Daily-Limited. for all points
South Pullman ready $50 M.
YORK RIVER LINE.
4:3o P. MIX. Sun.--To West Pt., connecting
for Baltimore Mon, Wed. and Fri.
$3.50 a. NIX. Sun. and 2:is 2. M Mon,
Wed. and Fn.-Local to West Point
TRAINS ARRIVE RICHMOND.
From the South: 700 A.. NJ, $50 P. NJ. daily;
$40 A. NJ, Eek. sun, 4:l0 P. NJ. Daily HoaU.
Wed. and FIJI; 5:45 P. NJ, Elk. Sun.
S. E. BURGESS. D. P. A..
o2o z. Main st. Phone Madison ass
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Delp, 5Malf and Gflnalf.

MORRIS FOR YOURSELF. CHIRoP--
athy. which is devised and taught
by DR.. Simmons. the osteopatll, conf
prises the latest methods OF treat
ment by manipulation. Course Is con-
else, complete and easily mastered.
Glass begins January 40 at ~ NJ
Eighth Street.
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&teal11hnatS.
OLDDOMINION LINE.

FOR NORFOLK AND NEW YORK.
Steamers Brandon and Berkeley. Daily
Leave Richmond foot Of Ash ST. ..7:0O Z. n
Leave Newport News ............. 5O0 a NJ
Arrive Norfolk NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. o. 100 "A M
Connecting with main line steamers leaving
Norfolk for New York daily except Sunday 2 100
P. M
Fare: Between Richmond and Norfolk. So, in.
Guiding stateroom berth: meals so cents
Train. via Norfolk and Western Ry. at 2. NJ.
and Chesapeake and Ohio Ry. at NJ. also
connect with New York stcamersL f
Night line steamers Brandon and Berkeley:
stop at Cla1emont wharf to land passengers and
on signal to receive them
VIRGINIA NAVIGATION COMPANY. 10y
James River by daylight for Norfolk. Old Point,
Steamer AlobjacI leaves Old Dominion wharf
Monday. "Wednesday and Friday at 1:oo a. "a.
so cents. Freight received for all landings on
Tickets on sale o. D. S S. Co.'S Office. s21 E;
Main ST., or 800 E. Main St. The Jefferson ana
Murphy's Hotel sf.t5s,5 va ,5 salssS7l
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Rnolt18 for Rent.

WHEN You COME TO RICHMOND
stop where YOU can get clean.
comfortable bed for so cents; central.
refined neighborhood; free use OF
phone and bath. Excellent fnsaia
served next door. NO. 1902 East
Clay,
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Boarning.

LARGE. BR1GIpr AND ATTRACTIVE
rooms for rent, with or without
board. Reasonable rates. Refer
etices required. 4l2 North Eighth
Street Phone Madison 1850.
WANTED. BOARDERS FOR SINGLE
and double rooms; also table board
crs. 200 East Grace.
WANTED, BOARDERS FOR TWO
nice sunny rooms. 1903 East Grace.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

PURCHASED THE RAM
bier 1910 model touring car. VIII
sacrifice my well-matched pair Of
driving horses, six and seven years
old. respectively. about Is IL hands
high, thoroughly broken and gentle:
also harness and family carriage.
This is one of the finest turnouts In
the city and must be seen to be
appreciated. Address P. O. Box SAL,
Richmond, Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

THE INDEPENDENT MAN is THE
one who has laid away something
out OF his earnings. Deposit your
savings in the FIRST NATIONAL
BANK OF RICHMOND, a strong. safe
Institution. backed by s2,000.0o0 cap
ital and profits, and become indepen-
dent. Three per cent. interest al
lowed. Banking house No. 1lG4 East
Main Street
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SITUATIONS UMal1teD. Gen1ale.

AN Experienced TENoGRAPHER
would like to take Doctors m Ia
dress STENOGR.A PIIER NO. !. care
Times-Dispatch.
REFINED lady WISHES a POSI-
ton as housekeeper or companion
and nurse to invalid or mothers
helper; do not object to country. Ad-
dress A., Box ca. Blackstone. Va
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Real Gsrate for @aale.


VIRGINIA F'ARMS.--:. 2. WHITE,
~rhe Land Man. charlottesville, Va.
Inclose S cents for catalogue.
FINE s5-ACRE TRUCK FARM FOR
sale: thirty minutes drive from Nor
folk. RAYMOND M.'lIUDSON. Attor-
ney. Norfolk, Va.
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SITUATIONS QMarlteo. Male.

EXPERIENCED BooKKEEPER AND
grocery salesman desires position In
Richmond Industrious, honest. COM
petent- Excellent Richmond refer
ences furnished. Address Box ~, :
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY TO Sc
cure lunch counter and restaurant
privilege at the Park Hotel, corner
Ninth and Capitol Streets. Apply at
Office
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$4,000 yearly. The collection
past four years. two OF. these !
times OF financial distress. hav
ID s32o,o61, with a net profit tc
tie of ste7,554.
Industry Gets jolt.
Last season" says the report
the oyster situation, III
Industry Gets Jolt.

I,ast season." says the report. IN
discussing the oyster situation, found
.us with more marketable stock and IN
urine condition than for ten years past,
but the pollution scare and an adVer-
tised scarcity, in conjunction with the
depressed times, compelled virginia
dealers and planters to carry over
large portion of their stock to the
present time. Virginia of all the Az.
lantic states, was the more peculiarly
handicapped. What sales were mace
were forced ones and so with this, the
interest on investments and the de.e-
rioration OF multiplied stock. Iloe s.
water Virginia sustained loss Amos.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS nothing short OF
J 8 4 400. 600.
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FOR SALE, BLOCK OF SPLENDID
preferred stock; manufacturing COM
pany; large established business.
RAYMOND NJ. HUDSON, Attorney.
Norfoll- Va
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A GOOD NEW BRICK STORE AND
stock, doing good business. with
six good lying rooms and an ea-
ccllent locality and no competition
and on car line. Owner leaving
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

SERVANTS FOR RICHMOND AND
North; ticket furnished EMp,LOi-
MENT BUREAU, 100 North Eighth.
Phone Madison 1893.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

BoOKKEEPER, NOW EMPLOYED,
can devote few hours daily to cleri-
cal work. References. Address y
e. care Times-Dispatch.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

WANTED. POSITION IMMEDIATELY
by young single man. good educa-
ton. with two business college d.
piomas and two years bookkeeping
and four years as salesman In the
wholesale grocery business. VIII
take most any good position that
will stand promotion. Can do any
kind OF Office work as we'll as tray
cling. Apply Box 4oi. Rocky Mount
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

LARGE AND SMALL ROOMS, WE'LL
furnished: delightfully."- heated a17
West Grace Street
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

sCHIRoPATHY is DEVISED AND
taught by DR.. Simmons, the osle g.
path. Course IS concise compIeIe
ates January 10 at 122 North Eighth.,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

WANTED. YOUNG LADIES BETWEEN
the ages Of 16 and 90 years to. be-
come operators. Apply to TELLS
PHONE EXCHANGE. Ill East Grace,
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Rral estate for Rent.

FOR RENT. i2-ROoM HOUSE, SUIT.
able for boarders. furnished or un-
furnished. Apply 40l East Cary.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

WANTED. BY a PRACTICAL Fruit.
grower and orchard trimmer, 10 put
in bearing; expert experience OF
thirty-ave years. no pay until re-
suits are proven; Will also give IN
struction in growing young orchards,
l.. DAVENPORT. No: 600 south Pihe
Street Richmond. Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

and cylinder; job compositors---
Brown Morrison Company, Lynch-
burg. Va. Apply to NJ. l. BROWN,
Park Hotel, saturday. from IL TO l
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

WANTED. POSITION AS FARM MAN
ager; sober and Industrious; willing
20 work. single. Address II. GOOD
MAN, station . City.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

BOYS- WANTED: GOOD WAGES. AP-
ply Z a. NJ. and 5 r. NJ. AMERICAN
GLASS WORKS. Hospital and NILS
StrenIg
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

WANTED. COOK (coLoRED MAN OR
boy) for quick lunch; day work;
steady employment. Apply at once,
25l6 Beverly Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

ENT.ESMAN WANTED FOR CITY
trade. also state statesmen for each
OF the Southern States TO sell hard
ware specialties and aluminium ware.
state salary wanted and references.
Address & Go. care Timeg-pispatch.
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flor 6ale.

IIfs,r pr ON SALE DRUMMER's
sample trunk of overcoats.. Original
cost SIS 70 s25: our price. 81 10
$3.50. JAcOBS'S LOAN OFFICE.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

WANTED, AT ONCE, CAPABLE SER
want to cook and do general house
work. References required. Apply
= Mt PIG East Franklin Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

GROVE AVENUE LOTS. INCLUDING
corner just above Soldiers Home. no
hole, no grading. 500 per foot. Call
at our Office before 10 o'clock or you
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08
BucHANAN's NlGR1. SCHOOL.

BOOKKEEPING. CIVIL sERyIC z
branches and elocution. 9O8 East
Clay Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

WANTED. A GOOD CHAaIBERMAID
and nurse! Apply 1851 Monument
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

Causes for the condition for the past
two years Of "little demand and vir-
tually no Market" are said to be In
general what made other businesses
stagnant, though they may be large
ly ascribed to the exorbitant rise In
express rates. legislation secured by
patent carriers and the lasting effects
of the polluted oyster scare
Referring to the eternal problem Of
the natural oyster rocks, the reports
aver that at should be the purpose
Of future commissions. as Of this one.
to rerun, by degrees. the entire Baylor
Survey and permanently mark its
principal corners"
According to the Baylor Survey. Vir-
ginia has 100000 acres Of natural
rocks and 100000 acres suitable for
planting purposes. These figures,'
says the report, do not hold good
to-day. The productive acreage OF
natural rock has diminished mate
rally, largely from depletion and un-
lawful holdings. In the 100000 acres
of planting ground there was some
bottom embraced that was not suited
to planting, but this is offset to-day
probably, by areas of depleted natural
/ .3s3t's
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

ROOMS FOR GENTLE-
men. Ill South Third Street
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WANTED, BY EXPERIENCED REGIS
tered pharmacist. position; best ref
erences Address PHARMACIST.
care Carrier S. Alexandria. Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

WANTED. A WILLING WHITE WO.
man to wash dishes and assist house
keeper. Apply to the SHELTERlNG
RMS HOSPITAL.
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help QAantro, :Grmale.

You've LADIES AMI GIRLS DEsIR-
ing positions with pleasant sur
rolndiags and good pay cannot 10
better than write or apply TO TEE
WHITLOCK BRANCH, Tweniy-third
and Cary Streets. Richmond. va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

CARY STREET, BETWEEN Null
berry ana Boulevard level and nice;
he quick. $3.50 AMOS &: POINDEX-
TEH 1110 East Main.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

WANTED, A WHITE WOMAN 10
sew and assist in chamber work.
Amply SIG East Franklin Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

POSITION DESIRED BY YOUNG MAN
stenographer. with opportunity FOR
promotions. F go, care Tines-Dis-
patch
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Rottres.

EDWIN PHAUP. FUNERAL DIREC-
tor and Embalner, has removed ms
office and undertaking rooms to liz
North Eighth Street. Office phone.
Madison l31; residence phone, Madi-
son 1881. for night and Sunday
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

A TABLE AND MEDICINAL WATER
without peer-fiye gallons for Zoe,
deltyered--Holiy Springs L,thia Wa
ter. Phones. Madison 6232 and o62l.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

FOR SALE, ELECTRIC SAUSAGE
mill. In good order. ADDRESS 4'z,
care Times Dispatch.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08
SHOE REPAIRING.

75c, HALF-soLE MEMS SHOES; Ia.
dies, COO. Every pair sewed. Best
leather. DREWiS ELECTRIC SHOE
FACTORY. 716 East Main. Phone
Monroe 1857. Will send for shoes and
return.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

WE HAVE DESIRABLE PROPERTY
for sale or exchange In good locali-
ties II you want TO buy or sell city
or farm property, sec US. f. A.
HARRIS, Room Z. Ebcl Building,
CITY.
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WANTED. REG1sT II r. y u DRuG
clerk: references required. Audress
X AT, care Times-Dispatch-
s.EARN SALESMANSHIP; EARN $1,000
10 $4,000 per year; we furnish STU
500 per month while studying
PRACTICAL SCHOOL OF SALES
MANSHIP. New Haven, Conn.
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FOR MAN or BEAST.

FRAYsER's NERVE AND BONE LINZ
ment, over forty years. test proves
It the best. 25c bottle at all drug
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

HORSES AND COWS BOARDED AT
Arcadia. JAMES r. WERTH, Dunn
barton. Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

"It was while under this depressed
condition that the United States sta
tfstical census-takers made report on
our output of fish and oysters. Under
normal conditions our crop exceeds in
value that of any other American
state, whereas, taken on a basis OF
last year, we are on parity with
New York and Connecticut.
"To-day we have more oysters than
we have had any season for the past
fifteen or twenty years-due to ma
lures bounty. good policing and unsold
stock. This is positive condition, and
no idle speculation. The planters are
overstocked. and so per cent. of our
rocks are in better condition than
for many years. Examinations OF
rocks in most parts of the State have
been made by the oyster officials. and
the testimony OF those living In the
'vicinities accords with the foregoing
statements as to good condition. AS
has ever been the case, few sore
heads, disgruntled tongers or dealers,
and some that the law officers have
had to keep good will doubtless be
heard kicking and crying calamity and
scarcity before the season closes"
T,o,ucs nf TrrOnhle.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

FOR SALE. IS NEW GENTS SUITS.
costing upward TO $50; our price. So
to Sill. IACOBS'S LOAN OFFICE.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

FARMS AND TIMBER LANDs.--MY
new catalogue contains 400 farms
and timber lands; best bargains In
Virginia. pay your railroad rare.
Write for free catalogue. Address
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08
3 Virginia Trust Company,

THE REGULAR ANNUAL MEETING
of the stockholders of the National
state Bank, Richmond, Va. will be.
held in It's banking house on TUES
DAY. JANUARY II. 1910. at IL
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-08

TO WHOM 1T MAY CONCERN: THIS
is TO give notice that j. p. Badenoch
has severed all connection with the.
firm OF }. p. Badenoch q Sons; that
said firm has this day been dissolv-
ed. and that hereafter the business
formerly conducted by j. 2. Babe
noch e. Sons will be carried on by
j. 3. Badenoch and j. p. Badenoch.
Jr., under the frm name of j. p.
Badenoci's Sons. j. p. BADENOCH.
January .. 1910.
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BURNT WHEAT.--ANOTHER CAR
load burnt wheat. sl.5o per lou
pounds: cheap; good feed for chick
ems. W. j. TODD. 426 North skin
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4 HOUDAN COCKEREL TO HEAD
your flock will increase egg yield
Healthy medium sized birds, S1.50-
5000. HILL CREST POULTRY
YARDS. Box IS, Stuart Va.
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WAGONS AND BUGG1Es TO SUIT
you at RICHARDSON BROS. 6lo
Brook Avenue.
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aeouLtrp==pet ann Eibe 5toth

WAITED. 4 FRENCH POODLE DOG;
male preferred. Box 2, Waverly,
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Rp111nhal 1aotlce.
Bankrup& Rottres.

NOTICE OF FIRST MEETING o,
CREDITORS.
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FLORIST

CLEAN. DRY STORAGE ROOMS: LOW
rates. TOAiPSINS. 207 West Broad
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HIisrellaneous.

EDISON 9AMREROLA.
strument ever made. Come and hear
1t. c. B. HAYNES g. CO.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-06
Bid MEN BARRED
FROM INSURANCE
REPRESENTATIVES OF BIG COM
PANiEs RIDIcULE SUCCESS
TON OF AGENT.
BUT AvIAToRs WILL NOT LONG
BE REFUSED POLICIES. DE-
cLAREs eLiDDEN.

Although there has been compare
tive freedom from accidents to the
many men now navigating the air in
balloons and aeroplanes and other
devices, for a time at least they viii
have to go without life or accident in
surance
From st. Louis there comes a re.
port in whici: the agent OF an eastern
accident insurance company was
quoted as saying that the company
he represented was prepared to is.
sue premiums on the lives Of aerial
navigators. This agent declared the
records of aerialists thus far, and par
ticularly in the last few months, when
long and successful flights have been
made. proved to the companies that
bird men were not such bad risks af-
ter all.
Managers of life and accident IN
|surance companies laugh at the idea
1T is absurd to think that we would
write policy on the life of any of
these men, said an officer of one
company. Such men come under the
head of aeronautic inventors and are
absolutely barred from participation
in the benefits of life insurance. We
would not insure them for any pre-
MUM"
Accident insurance companies
take practically the same attitude
One officer of al accident company
said:
Men following such dangerous
pursuits cannot possibly get accident
insurance. There are men in voca
tons far less risky who cannot get in
surance against accident. II there is
anything more risky than flying in a
machine several hundred feet above
the earth | do no: know of it. There
is little prospecC of aviators ever get
ting insurance against accident or
death while in pursuit of their pleas.
ures."
Still, Mr.. Glidden, in Madison two
years ago as leader of the Glidden
automobile endurance test, said that
for years he had been refused insur-
mace because of his ballooning pro
pensities. but that recently an agent
had freely offered to write policy on
his life
"All the companies win come to ii
in time, he added Their present
policy is old fogyish- Why! | be-
lieve long years ago, that policy
holcer could not take a sea voyage
without the written consent of his
company. Some time men will bal
loon over the ocean without invalidat-
ing their policies"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-06
II DR.. ELIOT KEEPS COW.

1t is announced that ex-President
Eliot of Harvard will buy and keep a
COW this summer to furnish milk for
the family, rather than be Obliged to
depend on q milkman who is in the
habit of selling mixed drink, though
the Gu toners prefer to take 1t
sua' ght
There is nothing that will do more
to convince people Of the true Simple
ity Of college e1psesident than Tor
him to keep a COW No man who
habitus.lly assoc'ates with COW and
stirs up ban mash. and watches
her plough her nose down to the bot
tom Of tire pail In search OF a potato
pairing. can be wholly bad.
If Mr.. Eliot selects a good. honest
COW we have no fear that he win be a
tylant in any walk OF life. A man Is
very apt to absorb many Of the char
and traits OF the COW thar
he milks. II she is a good. honest.
isw-abidiBg COW that ehoists at the
word OF command, stands firm and I'M
movable while being MIXED, and
ri is down freely. 50 that the tiii-
gws are not cramped. and she does
rot switch her tail right across the
face Of the mixer. the man viii be a
generous. honest mas:
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-06

but if the COW is one OF those anar-
chists who have to be tied to the man
ger, and you have 10 hold one leg TO
keep her from kicking over the pail,
and .he tries TO run horn into you,
the man whose duty it is to draw
milk fIom her udder viii become
harsh. suspicious, cruel. TRICKY. ana
mean, and he viii grind the free or
the poor.
We trust Mr.. Eliot will not attempt
to buy a COW of a Democrat. There
are many good cows owned by Demo
Gratis, but they are not sale, and
Democrat would sell him a kicking
COW that was farrow. just to injure
his reputation. He should go to some
friend in his own party, state his case.
and, il possible. get COW on trial.
Another thing-we would advise Mr..
Eliot not TO use one-legged milking
stool. but TO get one with three legs.
II is undignified in any man, espect-
ally a PRECEDENT emeritus. to stretch
out on a barn floor grasping wildly ar
nothing with one hand while he digs
the milk out of his eyes and ears with
the other. with frightened COW
backed up in stall threatening to
hook his daylight out. Get a three
legged stool or an old soap box Ii
all this unsolicited but well-meant al
vice is taken, the country will be IN
no danger from Mr.. Eliots deer don
to keep COW, and we hope that
many viii see him on fine summer
mornings, as the suns golden beams
tinge the horizon. driving his COW to
pasture, singing merily as he slacs
her on the rump with a barrel sts,ve
Calais Advertiser.