The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1910-09-13
: Observation-Disclosures

Observation-Disclosures.
A man who hopes a great deal vii
not work.
An old person can claim to b,
young, but he can't look It.
Environment is a great magazine
:; word, and people dislike It.
A picnic is not success unless
there is a pie or two to throw away.
Every man signs lot Of petitions
and letters he would rather not sign
If mans bluff does not work, he. /!
liable to find himself. in an awkward
position.
Scientists have succeeded in nearl!
nearly everything imaginable excep
getting rid of noise.
This can usually be said of ever,
boy who can play the piano we'll: HI
can't do anything else.
What an indignity seems to be pu
upon noble animal when a horse Ii
driven by drunken man!
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We always avoid the man Of whom
It is said, He must have his little
joke" We become tired of jokes.
About the only thing a bachelor anl
the father of family regard from the
same point of view is a baseball game
A man is never discharged because
Of old age as long as he does his work
as well as the average man in the
shop.
Do q creditable thing, and nobody
cares much. But if there is Joke
on you, everybody will be interested
at once.
When a woman is out riding. every
time she reaches a railroad crossing
she says: What a dangerous place
for crossing"
When it is said of an Atchison man
that he is going the pace it is meant
that he attends an airdome or moving
picture show every night.
The friends of an Atchison woman
should tell her that she is being court
ed for her money. 1t is said that she
has at least $50 in the bank.
Show us man who is interested In
what his wife Is saying to him, and we
can show you woman who is repeat
ing to her husband compliment she
heard paid him.
When woman talks to herself the
neighbors say she is insane, but didn't
she acquire the habit in talking to her
husband, who kept on reading and
never answered?
Occasionally a man finds his wife
looking N a certain Queer Way, and
asks: What is the matter?' She
looks at him a moment, bursts into
tears, and says, Nothing"
OF course, it is nobody's business,
but when very worthless, shiftless
man has his shoes shined at shining
parlor, some one is sure to say: "Well,
I should think he could black his own
shoes"
New wall for the reformers. 1t Is
possible to take the children so Often
to picnics during the summer time
that it takes all winter to break them
OF the habit of eating with their fin.
gers.
When little brothers quarrel, 1t is
over one getting the larger share OF
the eating, out when little sisters quar-
rel, find out which one borrowed some
thing from the other to wear, without
asking for 1t.
Smith and Jones do not like each
other. Smith is telling tough story
around town about Jones. Jones, COM
menting on the fact today, said: No.
body will believe him." That's where
Jones is wrong.
In reading war stories, we have no.
ticed this: There will be perfect
nail Of bullets; shot and shell turn the
charge, the account VIII state that one
charge, tn eaccoun. will state that one
man was wounded.
Literary criticism: Love stories
speak of the hero gathering" the
heroine in his arms, and we object to
the word. 1t is proper to gather
off the line or to- gather gooseberries,
but not to gather woman.
Husbands don't give their wives
much encouragement In piliIg puffs
and rolls on their heads, but their chill.
dren encourage them. Next to eating
candy, a child knows no greater JOY
than to be allowed to handle its
mothers false hair.
: You are picked at good deal, but it
Uon'e h,rt Won. Christian Science Is