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The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-06-02
HONORARY DEGREES.

Paul l.. MCFcrrin, b. Mus, INDIE
pendence, Kas. Chester f. Chase,
b. Mus, Newberryport, Mass. Dr.
Orestes l.. Clearinghouse, A. NJ,
lola, Kansas. George Wood An
dersOn, ID. D., st. Louis. Grant
Anthony Robbins, ID. D., Sedalia,
Mo. William w. Gather, d. d.,
st. Louis. William l.. Burris, D..
D., Cameron, Mo. William f. Cat
icy, ID. D., Cambridge, Nebraska,
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-08-12
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WAVES EXTRAORDlNAEiOs
us els 1880
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Attractive surtido.

De regreso de- los Estados Un;dos
ell representante del acredItado es-
tablecimiento Las Noredades, ha
completado un magnifico surtido
de cuanto Sc encuentra de util. y ne
cesario en- aquella importante plaza
Pedidos hechos a Europa estan lie
gando tambien en- cada vapor y todo
cuanto exiia ell mas refinado gusto y
la mas esquisita fantasia Sc encuen.
ira en- ell establecimieEto de moGa de
la ciudad. Adornos de cabeza, PERU
meria, a,muebles para gabinetes y to-
cador, ropa blanca para seno-as Sc
horitas Y nihas, sombreros. paragua=
y sombrillas, relojes, macetas de flo
res, flguras de marmol, b.tcuit-
terra-cotta, estuches, alfomb.as. ju.
guetes, vaiilIa de cristal Y Ge 2 a:a
Sc encuentra a precios convenien.es
en- el estableclmlento de la cai.e De
San Francisco. Ordenes por corrao
ytel6grafo. Servicio pronto y cu,1a-
Coso.
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DE eG0Gj@dNd.
W.a& zY Y kS

Josefa Geigel de Rodriguez, esposa
del Sr. Gregoro Rodriguez y hernia
ma politica del ST.. Eduardo J. Con
zalez, falleci6 en- SUI casa de la calle
del Parque. Desde alglin tempo mi
naba la existencia de la finada cruel
enfermedad que Ia ciencia, represen-
tada por varios conocidos galenos,no
pudo veneer.
Rodeada de los suyos y recibiendo
los auxilios del rito catolico, cuya
religion profesaba, termin6 SUI cami-
no porla vida muriendo joven ycuan
do feliz hogar y risuena existencia lie
hacia amar mas la vida. Deja TN pc
queiio niho.' .'El entierro Sc verificara-
h y.
A su esposo ell Sr. Gregorio Rodri-
guez, a sus hermanos politicos y en-
tire aquellos nuestro buen amigo es
Lcdo. Fernando G6igel, como a los
deudos todos de la que fue, enviamos
nuestra mas expresiva condolencia
tomando parte absolute en- SUI pena
En- 10 Alto ruegue por los suyos el al
ma de la que deja simpatico recuer
do entire los que hoy sentimos profun
damente SUI eterna ausencla.
La boda del mi6rcoles. Puramente
en- familia Sc llevo a efecto en- ell "Ver
sales" en- la noche de anteayer la sim
patica boda de la joven y distingui-
da senora Paca Rivas y Domingo
Andrea, empleado este de las ofici-
mas de la Auditolia de Puerto Rico,
y muy conocida tambien la contra
yente de esta ciudad. Fueron padri-
nos la senora madre de la novia y ell
padre del joven Andrea, que con ese
objeto vino de Fajardo en- donde re-
side. Como testigos actuaron los Sres
Lcdo Jose de Guzman Be1fttez y Ma
nuel Rodriguez Cominero, pariente
aquel del c6nyuge.
Ofici6 el Pbro. Isern de la parro-
quia cat6lica de Santurce. Los dis
tinguidos esposos Guzman Benitez-
Soto y Andreu-Salva concurrieron
al acto que Sc llevo a efecto en- la ca
sa de la familia Rivas. Muy cerca de
allf han tornado SUI hermoso hogar
los felices j6venes.
Que la dicha que ha presidido
la simpatica union de los distingui-
dos jovenes sea siempre grahde, CO.
mo es la que en- hogares como el
de Paca y Domingo amor forma y
virtud LENA. Nuestra mas expresiva
felicitacion q la simpatica pareja.
Scmper.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-08-12
Simpatica boda en- Caguas
Suenan nombres de prestigio-
sos ciudadanos para ocupar
el puesto de alcalde.
Conocidos y estimables elemen.
tos de la localidad han esta.
blecido I'M comite de "Salud
Publica.
De nuestro corresponsal.

Agosto Ell jueves de la pasads
semana unieron sus destinos 10!
distinguidos j6venes, DR.. Victor Col
y Cuchi, y la bella y distingulda Sc
norita Maria Lizardi.
La boda fue puramente familiar
concurriendo a ella algunos invita-
dos, que fueron obsequlados con dull
ces, refrescos y licores.
Ell sabado salieron los desposados
para Maunabo. donde desempeha e
DR.. Coll, ell cargo de Official de sani-
dad en- cuyo pueblo estableceran su
hogar.
Que sean felices.
Suenan aqui como candlaatos pa
ra el dificil cargo de alcalde, los
nombres de don Jose D. Sola, nues-
tro actual Y progresista alcalde; don
Gervasio Garcia, ex-alcalde que dejd
buen recuerdo de SUI administra-
ci6n V don Juan Mauricio Sola, ms
truido j6ven que fu6 delegado a la
camara en- la pasada legislature.
Los tres son persOnas de grandes
meritos, que podrian llevar Ia nave
administrative de Caguas a feliz
puerto.
Ell domingo tuvimos el gusto de
saludar al apreciable ioven Henry G.
Jimenez, V el ltines parti6 para su re-
sidencla en- esa Ciudad.
Varios caballeros de ezta ciudad
han tornado una junta llamada Go
mite de Defensa Y Salud Publica".
Adelantan rapidamente los traba-
Jos de la calle "Munoz Rivera. Is
lastima que no haya cemento sufi-
ciente para la pavimentacion de un
trozo de acera que aun falta.
Por motive a las torrenciales llu
vias del domingo hasta el martes, Sc
suspendi6 para el pr6Ximo domingo
IA del cornente, el desafio concerta-
do entire un escogido de los teams
Army, "Mannos" Y "Pto Rico,
en- contra de ''El Savarona".
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-08-12

Para Aguadillo. Maria Kearney
la hermosa flor del "Versalles' sale
para Aguadilla el ldnes pr6ximo con
objeto de pasar ALI una corta tenn
porada. Que Sc divierta mucho en- su
paseo la graciosa damita.
Enfernao en- Santurce. Ha vuelto
de Cayey y guarda CANA en- su resi-
dencia de Santurce, el joven Official
de la marina de guerra espanola, con
licxncia en- la isla, Sr. Gabriel Ferrer.
No es de cuidado la dolencia del ami
90 Ferrer, Y deseamos SUI mas pronto
restablecimiento.
De Guoyama. Cupido arroja i'm
perterrito sus flechas a la hermosa
nina de tez de matiz de lirlos y azu-
cenas, V parece que la coraza con q.
hasta ahora cubriera el coraz6n, pue
de quebrar a los repetidos tlros de
travieso asechador. 6Triunfara el
ioven galan en- la dulce contienda:
Merece empehada lucha 10 que mu-
cho vale. Veremos 81 en- breve hay
nota para el Garnet" figurando en-
ella la graciosa nina, de qulen tan
gratos recuerdos Sc guardian en- e.
"Versalles".
Personales. Ha estado en- San Juan
ell Sr. Jose Diaz Marcilias, del conner
clio de Ponce, que regreso aver a 81
residencia en- la ciudad del sur.
En- asuntos de negocios ha estadc
en- San Juan el Sr. Carlos Benitel
de Viequez.
Regresa a SUI residencia de Ponce
el Sr. Alexandra Franceschl, hacen'
dado de Yauco, cue ha estado algu-
nos dias en- la ciudad.
Ell Sr. Fernando Ledesma pro,
pietario en- Arecibo vista San
Juan.
Notas. Lindos y expresivos ojos,
muy negros y muy bellos. Gentllisl-
mo cuerpo. Vic la luz en- la poetlca
region del este, que tan lindas flores
produce Ha POGO volvio de la terra
de allende ell mar y de la hermosa sa,
via que en- su claro intelecto fulgura
es buena prueba ell honroso titulo
que supo conquistar. Es natural que
aseche Cupido a la elegante morenlta
de negras pupilas y de frente de JAZZ
mines; pero hasta ahora las flechas
Sc han roto sin llegar al alma y los
tres galanes,-2 de ,aqui y uno de ALA
Sc han contentado con sonar.
Nota de duelo. Aver rindi6 su jor-
NADIA en- la vida, en- su residencla de
Santurce, una conocida y distingui-
da DANA de esta ciudad. La sonora
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-08-12
CONv0CATOR|A.
SOCIEDAD ANONIMA TRANVIA
DE MAYAGUEZ.

De conformidad con 10 que deter
nina ell Reglamento de esta sociedad
Sc convoca por la presente a los Sres.
accionistas de Ia misma, para Ia ;unta
neral que Sc llevara q cabo en- las
ohcinas de esta Compahia 'Concor =
dia" 10 ell dia 81 de Agosto corrte. a
las 9 de Ia manana.
Y para general conocimien!o Sc
anuncia por un periodo de 20 das
Mayaguez 10 Agosto i9l0-E6r.
mado) A. Anil Negronl, secrsta
rio.
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Esteban F. Cosa

1s5 Rudtlejge St Brooklyn, \. Y.
Sc hace cargo de niios mientrss asis
tan a. ooIegio- Casa esPacioSs. ven
tilsda v .ituada en- eaI,e e6ntrica
Para mis- informcs dirigirss i Este
han F. Costa, 1S5 Rutledgs st.
Brooklyn.
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LIEEA fERREA DEL OESTE

Itinerario de trenes y vspores que
EN- pezara regir Gesde e 10. de Sep.
item Ore &c 1909.
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-Cuando usted compre en- Ias tiene
das. haga que ie den el bOleto de Ia
GAIA Reglstrsdora- Esto le vale di-
nero.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1910-05-05
Speed stati.tie..

a gentle wind travels about five
miles an hour, a high wind about
thirty to fortyfiyc miles an hour, a
hurricane eighty to a hundred miles
an hour The velocity of the earth
on it own axis exceeds, it is esti-
mated, 1000 miles an hour The
velocity Of the earth around the sun
is calculated TO be 10000 miles an
hour, ana the velocity of the moon
is calculated to be 2,273 miles an
hour. Sound travels through dry
air AT the rate of about sixty feet a
second; through water at the rate
OF about 2i0 feet a second; along
steel wire at the rate Of about H.
l3n feet a second Electricity is
sa.a 10 travel along wires above
ground at The rat. Of about 22,3GO
miles q -econl Light travels at a
velocity estimated hN astronomical
observation % BE- about 186,T.c
miles a second. London Standard.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1910-05-05
The hazelton Horror.

1t seems that the horrible death
of John Hoeck, at Hazeton. Tues
day night of last week. was caused
by his getting hold of the gasoline
can instead of the can containing
kerosene. He had arisen about
midnight to build a fire in a heating
stove, as the night was chilly and he
wished TO make the house more
comfortable for Mrs. Hoeck and her
.three-days-od babe. As the gaso-
line touched the smoldering fire
there was a terrific explosion, which
blew the top of the stove to frag-
ments. This was followed hy a
second explosion, which was thought
to be caused 10y the blowing up of
the gasoline can which Mr.. Hoeck
held in his hand. Miss Butler, en-
.ployed in the family, was in am adj
joining room. She seized quilt
and tried TO smother the flames that
enveloped Mr. Hocck. She found
him Keeling about the room, waving
his arms. with his clothing and the
room sheet of flame. She tried to
wrap the quilt around him, but he
was out of his mind and fought the
effort so that it was unsuccessful.
She then tried to drag him from the
room. but could not do it. and final
ly was compelled to desist i'm order
to save her own life. Mrs. Hoeck
arose from the sick bed, took her
babe and escaped to neighbours
house. An inquest was held and
verdict rendered i'm accord with the
facts as above stated. AS the un-
fortunate man s skull was fractured
and part of the brain was exposed,
it is probable that when the stove
was broken by the explosion a piece
of it struck him on the head and
rendered him unable to do anything
toward saving himself. The funeral
was held Wednesday afternoon of
last week, and was in charge of the
Odd Fellows lodge Of IHazelton, Of
which Mr.. Hoeck was member.
Deceased was about thirty years old,
and was highly regarded BY all who
knew him. He was a son-in-law of
Mr.. and Mrs. G. w Gilman, Of Ha-
zelton.
Mrs. Hoeck is prostrat ed over the
accident, and the burden is doubly
hard to bear because of the sudden
ness Of the affair, and in her present
physical condition fear is felt that
the settlement and sorrow which
she has undergone may prove seri-
Gus ia her health.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1910-05-05
DISTRICT COURT.
The Regular May Term Is Being
Held In Linton

District court convened in Linton
tuesday forenoon, with Judge Win
chester on the bench.
\ considerable number Of people
took out second papers.
The case of the State vs.. VIM. Ma
haney. on statutory charge, was
dismissed. the defendant and the
young girl having agreed to marry.
the ceremony being performed by
Justice Clint. WAGNER.
On the civil calendar the follow
ing action was taken up to the time
the Record went to press
l-awler vs.. Cassels. Continued by
consent of parties.
Sathern vs.. Hogue. Settled out of
court
Peter y. Nelson VS.. VIM. Beard.
Dismissed Plaintiff deceased.
The other prairie-tire cases against
MIR. Beard were continued
loutzenhiser vs.. Sammons and
Rasmussen. Continued.
The cases of Biechler vs.. l)onohue
and Rohb VS.. Sahli were continued.
Chas. H. Gontka VS.. Gottlieb and
Christina Grcnz were continued.
Joseph and Christian Marquart.
Frank Il Nolk, George Goldade
Peter Schmaltz, Joseph Eberle,
konrad Nolk and Thomas Netter vs..
the Milwaukee Railway. All of
these eases were settled out of court.
Otto Forster vs.. Baumgartner
Ihrashing Machine Company. Suit
for % days labor. Judgment for
plaintiff for Sl29.25. This was the
only case tried and finished. Lynn
\ Coventry for plaintiff; Armstrong
4 Cameron for defendant corpora
ton.
The sire-horse case of John Schip-
per VS.. S. G. Busby and others is on
trial to-day.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1910-05-05
A Bad Spell.

Won dey last aatum eye set
fourth TO Rome oar the planes and
threw the wells. Tie Skye was fare
and blew and the 10 son through his
pail raise ore the seen Dear, yews
and hairs were gambling on won
sighed, white on my write rows long
strait rose Of maze, fore feat HE or
sew and is fresh as reins and dues
could make them
.'Owe. said eye, tazing one of
the ,gte colonies 70 my knows,
surely this plant has know pier
among the serials Sea the rich
liew If Il waving llef-its -four
like i loek Of silkcn hare its gold
en cedc. N rose of colonels, which,
maid into flower and then into doe
or bred, charm hour pallets. 1t
feeds knot man alone, but the foul
Of the heir all sew London Mail.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1910-05-05

gi>sr@ one from the station at Ha-
Eaten lhis 5ailst.n viii be sent
Tree 70 any farmer of the state who
forwards his address requesting it.
Remember. this little pamphlet
gives lot of Information based on
EXPERIMENTATION which the average,
latlilvr has not time 10 ,rform
Send right away and get the Nulle-
tin
Manager Weatherby. of the Lin
ton baseball club. returned Mondav
from a trip to Aberdeen. where he
went to attend meeting of club
representatives interested in sched
ules. i is not the desire of Linton
TO enter into a league. as league
membership requires the assuming
OF responsibilities too heavy for
towns of this size where !. good
many miles must be travelled to play
games. and where a regular list Of
games for the season must be fol
lowed. Mr.. Weatherby secured nine
games for May five with Redtield
and four with Aberdeen. Five of
these will be played at Linton. two
at Redtielu and two AT Ahardaep
The dates for the games are as fol
lows Aberdeen at Linton, Saturday
and Sunday, May Dist and 22a, Lin
ton at Aberdeen, Tuesday and
Wednesday May oath and 25th, Lin
ton at Redfield. Thursday and Friday
May 26th and 9th, Redtied at Lin
ton, May 18th, Doth and 30th.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1910-05-05
MILLINERY.

A new lot of pretty dress and
street hats arrive every day or two.
We also kindly call your attention
70 our new line of walls and scarfs.
IDressnaking Of all kinds done al
reasonable prices. Please call and lei
gs prove our statements.
Raven Sisters. Mllliners
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1910-05-05
l1nl llI.ENh Oh CnI.nI

'ies''py announce myself .s IA candidate
ao ~ ;'publlan ilrhet for In. office of
rtk pf District Court subject to me ap-
I'f'es"i ~ Republican voter. al the primary
siifiipn u, III he'l Jun. ~ plo
n 8eerd, wiii failtfIly discharge the
da'i's on the oili," md, a, IN The past serve
the peepl, OF Immenscounty To The hos, OF
MY ab,liy i Il PITTS
Linton n II Alrlt 4. ram
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1910-05-05
The Two Little Cousins.
Linton, May 3. 1910.

Linton, May 8. 1910.
To the Editor of the Record.
AS friends of the lately bereaved
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Buck and Mr..
and Mrs krick, we wish to express
through Your columns our heartfelt
sympathy for them in their loss. 1t
seems doubly sad that Everett. the
only son of Mr.. and Mrs. Buck. and
his little cousin Mildred, the only
daughter of MIR. and Mrs. krick,
should have been called away 50
suddenly and within so short time
it being only two weeks and one
day. They were both such excep-
tionally bright. sweet, kind and
lovablc children that they have left
vacant places in the hearts of the
bereaved and Borrowing ones that
time alone can fill.
Where are the little ones. dimpled
and soft
The lost ones we loved so we'll?
Where are their voices. the sound of
their feet
Plying Christ-child, tell!
In heavens own hall
They are gathered all,
With the morning stars for their
tapers tall,
And the Tree of Life is their Christ
mas-tree
Communicated
The German-American State Bank
makes farm loans for five years
time at lowest rates.
The Ilmmons County Record prints
auction-sale bills in English and
German.
For Sale Cheap Emmons Coun-
ty Duke, z an Aberdeen-Angus bull.
five years old. Registered. Reason
for selling. out of the business. In
quire of G.. N. Fiddler Pollock, S d.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1910-05-05
For Cor My .IlspuE.

I hereby respectfully announce tpy,.gf as.
= candidate on TN. k.pui,icanticsrtfn t TN.
oi'i''' ~ county Judge of Iiumoms county
sn''l"''t ~ the decision ~ the voters a, thu,
ii'iuia'ist Il, lesilold Ia Junr
CHARLES a. ,NitILN
Luton u Nprlllg lian
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1910-05-05
huR SHERIFF..

a candidate fpf the position III SbDriiT Of En-
'"9ts launty suffice, ia the viii - the Il.
pun'l'An VOTER ns''Npr.sscd At me primary
: ln-'@''o. l'' iie ls.ll tune - ipio
WALLACE kiF-
ia@ ~ u smii Is. loio
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1910-05-05

We all be too mach occupied
On some score of our own
lu think Of Very much beside
The thing we would atone.
l'nt all the same we shall moi be
Foo awed 70 laugh the NAY ii
Is gong ~ sound when Carnegie.
John u and Morgan say il
There Is no thorn without its rose.
rs hitherto suspected and Wind all
evil never blows, as some one has de
tccted The sight of HALEY comet
VIII play havoc with rs All accord
ing 60 the sum Of I'LL one scunsciemc,.
can recall lsut. To mos, Of us. it
viii not he the threat uf he'll or ret
rilluton 1t will sccu to Morgangais
yenfellcr
However lest the rest of us forget
that we are mortal and some on, in
excess of JOY too gloatingly shall
chortc, the solar system will provide
an eclipse of the sun upon the 9th,
aud, what is more. twill he a total
one invisible to us, but still suili-
clent for dcvotlons in Australasia.
New South Wales and all adjacent
oceans
And, as II tins We're not enough to-
make US live dlscrcctlv. the moon
upon the IA will be ccipscd com
pletely In fact. it is to be "A month
of wonderful displays. and one in
which most every one will sort o.
mend his ways The sun. the moon
and HALEY $ Scare will adj he cut
ting didors, and they II gel us all to
jumping through just like lot of
I'ido,s.
l,ut le il as it may turn ont OF
other matters briefly. r. X. will
Keep on telling them what is the
matter chiefly The monarch sitting
ON his throne, the student III hrs cap,
the chiltlless woman with the cat and
poodle IN her lap. the statesman and
the churchman in his iitlc endless
collar all Of them learning what Is
what from tins colossal scholar
II is "A Joke to think Of Mars pos
sesslng Information that has not
come as vet within our range of OBJ
servatlon We do not care a whoop
out doors about how old he is. We
do not give a snip for what adNan
tagc has beenhis IL makes no odds
what kind Of men may peradvcnturc
sound HIM We'll bet we know a lot
of things that Roo Sc Welt hasn't
found HIM.
The tumblebug Will tumble till he
is fatigued with turning and CON
grcss will observe the heat and think
upon adjourning The moon will
happily be full while ii is in eclipse,
the rich will pack then steamer
trunks and sail away ia ships, the
poor viii post a sentinel in tickle
fortunes tower and wait until the
'dimmycrats' are put back into
power
And then the month Of June will
come
10 ease the poets pain,
And Roosevelt will come across
To wind US up aain.
MILLINERY.
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nrNnlanr.n DOM ny n ~ !


Should any one come on the scene
At this amusing writing.
And think to find his let serene
And earth withal inviting
Then will he kindly step around
TO interview the teller,
And for such bliss as he has found
Fay Morganguggenfeller
Would some one dance a nmhl,
turn
BY way Of living hIthely.
And IN NO Very great concern
Disport his graccs lthcly.
Then let HIM enter in the la,
OF every earthly dwcller.
And from his none too ample jot
Pay MorganguggcnfeIIer.
Or would you stick around a bit
Enjoying this existence.
AND wholly lndisposrd tn qnit
IL short OF great resistance.
Then would you also get in line,
AS buyer or as seller.
And for the favor superiinc
Pay MorganguggenteIler.
The month Will open with the peals
of children singing May dav and the
calf will elevate his heels for spring
time in its heyday The goat will
plrouette around, the symbol Of
book beer, the rooster will awake the
sun and pose as chanticlcer. the
turtle-dove will fill the space of even
with his wooing. and the trusts Will
waltz around again. with nclc Sam
pursuing.
The season will array the hills in
bright and noddinp flowers. and
the moon will rouse the whippoor-
wills in many shady bowers. The
mockingbird will I'LL the night with
liquid roundrlays, the festive colt
will shake his feet and dance the pol
onaise; the doodlcbugs will trip the
light fantstic in the cleaning, and
Mr.. Taft will pack his grip and ono.
more go aroaming
The comet will continue to M
crease i'm it's eiI'ulgence, and the
wicked will get horny knecd I'M
ploring its indulgence. The trusts
will all put wages ny and want To
pay fine. the plutocratc senators
will all of them resign, the proud
and naughty synaicates at pcni-
tence will graphic. and a gunny sack
won't hold the tithcs at Rockefeller S
chapel
Until the 9Th or thereaboiits the
frightful apparitlon will make It's
daily whereabouts morning cyhi-
bition, but. having ascertaincd BY
then that no one ls about except a
few poor dairymen who meyer do
stay out. il will recede from ll3 UNI
til il later on surprises TN. folks
who are retiring now about the tane
it rises.
BY May the goth it VIII appear a
very Gorgon, and all the missionary
funds will get check from Morgan
The Armours and the Guuhvs VIII
come down off their perch. the Cap
tain Kidds Of industry will all get
into church the overjoged reVivalist
will want for space to breathe in.
and Wall street will cxhort u all -
help to save the hcathen
You may repent without concern
Lest some one ridlcule yoii,
For almost every one will turn
To crying Hallelnjah
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1910-05-05

hvfeb, Respectfully annona,e tlu au
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