Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1910-06-21

Hon Editor Atlanta Journal. who 1 rev.
erence more than all other printers.
Dear Mr.. Sir
You will please feel slightly surprised.
Ne & Cousin Nogi. by dent OF stingy
frugality. has saved slfficient cash-money
10 have $40 which We have just payed
for a retired rubbernecking OttOmObile.
This machinery. though slightly decOm-
posed. is suite intelligent & experienced.
Therefore. We have named this Joyful
Wagon Seeing America" and we shall
spend the summer months getting rich
by showing all persons tourishly inclined
whatever places Of alarming interest are
10 be found Thusly we shall prove to
Americans that they need not spend their
money on Europe in foolish travel, and
that travel at home can be made just
as foolish and expensive as anywhere
else.
Cousin Nogi shall be chauffeur for thIs
educational wagon. Everywhere we ar.
rive TO l shall talk lectures with mega
phone voice 10 resemble Hon. Roosevelt
Price TO lOOk-see shall be following list:
mn persons ------.---N apiece each
Eat persons------ 80 apiece each
because they Oftenly occupy seats and
therefore see twice as much)
children & suffragettes, &c extra. be-
you wish send me anectionate post.
cards this summer, Mr.. Editor. please ad-
cress me. "Hashimura Togo. care United
states / shall be found sOmewheres in
that neighborhOOd showing the place
fou must not come with me on these
Trips. Mr. Editor. because il is not good
healthy for you TO know too much about
america Also. who would print the
news II you was not there to write itg
Nf~rn
your desk Do not worry for me. I shall
write you weekly envelopes to remind
you about these Trips
FIRST Tour was yesterday when we
made look-see at Niagara Falls Its
srandure was lectured By me. This ride
was Tor the benefat OF newly-joined
orlde-couples. because nobody is propreIv
married unless they have taken a hon
eyspoOn trip 10 Niagara Fans Nv -,
TOT this was g-5o per couple. which was
very bargain sum-but how could I dare
charge = for people who only occupied
me same space as l-2 single persons
could not be 50 skinfiintish OF heart
OF these new brides couples cot IN
20 my wagon at Buffalo. 2 more natrs
started. but they came from New yorIr
srS aHo was SO anxious for a divorce
mat tney got on In excess Of tbssa "a
honeyspOOners was Famus Arosr,e..s
VINO went along for idle curiosity ESoI-
owing Is their names:
nv NJ Mayor GaynOr, prominent Tam
ulany rerormer OF New \ ork
nun Sunalo Bill. famous hfstortca1
character Cretired).
men A.loert Hubbard. dealer in literary
furniture.
non Hetty Green. who has saved vast
fortune by not spending II.
Lev. Cavnor Saw-Sa. ~ =,
CARA to De sure IT is a proper theatricaI
suON Ior young folks. Otherwise IL must !.
- ctosed- Hon 4 ufralo BIZ sav-so.
am anxious for see this Wild Fast
performance OF water-worKs I am pro,,5 |
20 know II is so near the City o. Buf- |
raio. which is named after me-" Hon
auooara say-so: 1T better 20 be :
n-snt man TO be President II Is not !
necessary TO be Either This wisdom, fs
printed by BoycrOft Press, bound m |
mar rubber boot-for sale nv the
quart or pound Hon. Herty say-so.
Travel Is cheaper Inan hotel bills. Go /
ahead"
Pretty soonly We arrive 70 Niagara /
Fails Cousin NOgi wheel our roy-motor
20 front porch OF TINS great natural !!
oownpour. / was Lad to see IL was
spouting so nicely. The necks OF an
my Tourists begin 10 inname witt rub
Der Immediately. This is very joyful 1
for me- So press Hon. Megaphone to /
my voice & make considerable Lecture /
Thusly IL was:
Ladies & Tourists: Please notice
Niagara FaIlsi 1t is the loudest spot
In Nature. There is nothing to equal 4
this. not even among our Travelling
Presidents Puny Man appears minus /
compared TO IT. o pompous sprinkle OF |
considerable water! BY its fluid quail
tiles Il reminds US of poetry What /
Human Being could seem important be-
side such a splash? VIVA Statesman
however energetick. can stand like these |