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The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-10-27

the Union scale, and I always treated
these men as my friends, brothers,
and equals, which they are.
In view of the condition of my
brother, I am surprised and amazed
that you, as Editor, should bring
him into a matter OF this sort. A
manly man would not do it, and man
ly men will not approve of it.
In the same number of The Cauca-
sian you have a statement from Mr..
Bart M. Calling. Mr.. Bart w Cat
1ing's reputation is so illustrious that
I have not taken pains to enter into
a controversy with him. AS to what
I said in a conference with him,
which was manifestly confidential, if
you can believe a man who will as
sumo to state publicly what was said
in a private conference, very we'll
the public has better sense.
You will print this conspicuously
IN the next issue of your paper.
Tours truly,
w DAFT Ev
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-10-27
Mr.. Stephenson's Affidavit.
North Carolina,

North Carolina,
Union County.
DIR. J. w. Stephenson, being duly
sworn, says: That he is, and was
in the year 1902, a citizen of the
county of Union and State of North
Carolina; that he wrote a letter to
Robert N. Page, who was candidate
for the Democratic nomination for
Congress from the Seventh District,
In the summer of 1902, just prior
to the Democratic Congressional Con-
vention, and in said letter asked
Of said Page whether he, the said
Page, had ever voted for William
Mckinley for the Presidency OF the
United States or had ever voted the
Republican ticket; and that In due
course of time he received a reply to
his said letter, signed by Robert N.
Page. in which the said Page admit
ted that it was a fact that he had
voted for William Mckinley.
This the 3rd day OF October, 1910.
(Signed) ]. W. STEPHENSON.
Sworn to and subscribed before
me this the 3rd day OF October. 1910.
(Signed) M. L. FLOW, n. p.
(Seal OF NJ. L. Flow. Notary Pub
lie for Union County,
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-10-27
How She Did Kick.

Now let US look at this idea OF
Senator Cores" said Senator Butler
with his most winning smile. Sup
posing that two Of you farmers. one
a Republican and the other a Demo-
crat, should each have a bale of cot
ton that you were taking TO the near
est market for sale. You sold your
cotton, pocketed the proceeds. and
then went to your favorite store in
order to supply some wants. The
Democrat says to the merchant, My
old woman told me TO spend this cot
ton for sugar. / want TO buy IL for
what it Is worth in the Democratic
barrels or course, the merchant &C
copied the offer, and doled him out
enough sugar to fill the Democratic
bill under low tariff. Then comes
in the Republican, who also says that
his old woman wants load of sugar,
but that, with true wifely economy.
she had told him to get the sugar on
the Republican idea Of protection for
both manufacturer and consumer So
the merchant deals out liberal sup
ply Of the sweet stuff for his Repub-
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-10-27

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The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-10-27

mentioned now and has denied that
he ever voted for any Republican
whatever.
This question having been called
to the attention of Mr.. J. w. Steph en-
son, a citizen of Union County, he
recalled the receipt of a letter from
Mr.. Page in which the latter gentle
man admitted that he had cast a
vote for Mckinley. Mr.. Stephenson
accordingly prepared an affidavit COW
ering the facts in the case, and this
is herewith presented in due legal
form.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-10-27
IL BAILEY THREATENS eau
CasLAN WITH LIBEL SUIT.

Charges That Matters Contained i'm
Certificates are False, But Does
Not Deny Interview With Mr.. Cat
Ing-The Caucasian Made No
Charges, But Only Published and
Commented on Statements of
othcrs-Mr. BaiIey's Letter and
The Caucasian's Reply.
on the local page Of the last issue
NJ The Caucasian there appeared the
following copies of certificates and
Interview:
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-10-27
Raleigh, n. c., Oct. %, 1910.
To the Editor of The Caucasian,
Raleigh, N. c..

To the Editor of The Caucasian,
Raleigh, N. C.
Dear Sir:-In your edition of Oc-
tober 20, under the title, 'Laboring
Men Are Indignant" you publish
the statement that I turned Mr.. B.
hoonce out of a house of which I
hau charge, as agent, because he was
d laoorlng man. This is so manifest
~ ialse that before reasonable peo-
PIE L hardly regard it as necessary
to enter denial.
never thought of such a thing. I
am laboring man myself, and for
nVe years, as president of the Mutua,
publishing Company, I was in daily
contact with the printers and press
men OF Raleigh; among them Mr.. w.
"A. Faucett, Mr.. Tom Faucet. Mr..
victor Terry, Mr.. Ben Ellis, and Mr..
Nelson. | refer you to them as to
my standing with laboring men in
'nis city. I always paid them above
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-10-27
Oriental. ~ c.


Wake County Repabiseaa Speaking.
Plymouth School House, Friday
night. October 2sth.
Soldiers Home. Saturday night
October 2sth.
Pilot Mil. Monday Night. October
3ist.
Caraleigh Mil. Tuesday RlEht. Mo-
yember LIST
Zebulon. Wednesday night. Nd
vember 2nd.
Carpenter. Thursday night. No
vember 3rd.
Raleigh Conrt-HouSe. Friday. No
yember tth.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-10-27
statement from Mr.. II. Koontz, Engi
neer, S. A. l.. Ry.
Copy,

(COpy.)
This is TO certify that / rented a
house belonging to Mr.. c. r. Bailey
No 507 North Blount Street, Raj
eigh, y. c., from Mr.. J. w. Bailey,
on October IL, 1906; that | paid my
rent promptly.
/ was ordered to move from this
house by Mr.. ]. w. Bailey for no
cause whatsoever so far as I knew
at that time. / have since been in
formed and believe 1t was because |
was a working man. My informant
was Mr.. G.. T. Bailey.
(Signed) B. KOONTZ.
Seal
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-10-27

The State Fair held by the color
ed people this week In Raleigh IL
larger In point of attendance than
any Of those preceding IL.
The exhibits amply illustrate tho
progress being made by the race and
the fair in itself ls n very creditabto
exposition. rejecting credit on tho
management and those who support
it.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-10-27


Editor Tke CAnoAxlaa ax0
heard Doctor Passes ssa NAsos nzb
is-'s ioint eisesssaoa % too cc1<
sacns. and Mr.. Faison's nIsrepresss-
tatsoa and aeEss % he a.tscnai gov
eTnmeat. from President eova. AL
the sane old CIT. alxEsF. siEEer. al
abuse 10 our Aonered eeaAtOr HuN
Ter. lie l. driving nsn from The 90
called Democratic parry.
The TAiri District OF oar god
State woald % better CT wtsaoss .
Representative than TO have R.lsoa.
because = nan Of hia eailher woala
not have any inaaenee. Jet esst IAs
State $500 q year
REPUBLICAN
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-10-27
BETTER THAN SPANKING.

Spanking does not cure children OF bed
wetting. There is a constitutional cause
Tor this trouble. Mrs. NJ. Summers, Box
w, Notre Dame, Ind, will send free TO any
mother her successful home treatment, with
full instructions. Send no money. but
write her today i; your children trouble you
n lis way. Don't blame the child. the
chances are it can't help it. This treatment
also cures adults and AGED people troubled
With urine difficulties by day CT nig-t.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-10-27
CHICAGO MERCHANT
MAKES STATEMENT.

After Spending Thousands Of Dollal
and Consulting the Most Eminent
Physicians, He Was Desperate.
CHICAGO. iLLs.-Mr. j. q.
Becker. Of . 80 Van Buren, st.. a
weIi-kno~n Wholesale dry goods
dealer. states as follows:
"i have had catarrh for more
than thirty years. Have tried
everything on earth and spent
thousands of dollars for oihcr
medicines and with physicians,
without getting any lasting re-
lief. and can say to you that D
have found Peruna the only rem
edy that has cured mo per-
manently.
"Peruna has also cured my
wife of catarrh. She always keeps
II in the house for an attack Of
cold. which IL invariably cures IN
q very short time"
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-10-27
THE CALL OF THE BLOOD

for pur1ncation. finds voice In PIN
pies. boils, sallow complexion, q jaun-
diced look. moth patches and blotch-
es on the skin.-all signs OF liver
trouble. But DR.. Kings New Life
Pills make rich. red blood, gives clear
skin, rosy cheeks, fine complexion.
and health. Try them. twenty-five
cents at all druggist2
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-10-27
CASE PLAINLY STATED.

Affidavit i'm Proof of Claim that r..
N. Page Voted for William Nc
Kinley.
The statement has been made at
different times during the present
campaign that Robert N. Page, DEM
ocratic candidate for Congress in
the Seventh District, voted for VIII
liam Mckinley for President in the
election of 1900. This fact is great
ly to the credit of Mr.. Pages politi-
cal discernment, yet 1t seems that
he does not care to have the matter
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-10-27

An sneadeat occurred "a tie stage
that waa a.: wsgn~ssed. nur werw tie
woraa overheard. ay anx ons sars .
Newspaper raan and one Of the llssea-
era 10 the speech. SenAtcr Huslez
had repeatedly mentioned The aAms
Of Daniel Webster Farnifold. Tah
listener happened 10 Dc slsgAsiy deaf
and did not catch the second name
in the aggregation OF tAree. 80 be
turned 10 The newspaper nAn and
said:
What's that second narnev Aln'l
Ii VevmiformE heard him say that
Simmons sauirms like q worm. and
| reckon that's what he means"
The newspaper man did not fur
Their eniighten bis question. but wiuk-
ed cheerfuily At himself.
Senator Butler was brought here
from Pitisboro. Chatham County. in
an automobile driven By J. A Gllea.
aud accompanied by your correspond
ent The Senator spoke for three
hours At Pittsboro before an audience
composed largely Of farmers. who. in
each case. had come from their homes
in order TO hear and watch the man
whom the Democrats present as their
one issue One Of the telling points
made by Senator Butler was In refer
ence 10 the speech made by Senator
Gore in Greensboro, wherein he stat
ed that his one desire in the matter
OF the tariff was 10 have all goods
sold in stores tagged with marks
showing that they were sold TO Re
publicans at price fixed by the Re-
publican tariff. or sold TO Democrats
at price in force under the German
Wilson law OF the Cleveland admin
istration. This idea, declared Sena-
tor Gore. would be an ideal one in
practice. since the Republicans would
then be compelled TO swallow their
own high-priced medicine and the
low-priced Democrats would derive
the benefit.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-10-27
BART M. GATLING.

Based upon the foregoing sworn
certificates and interview, which have
been printed and circulated by the
Straight Democrats Of this county
for weeks, we commented on the
same in our issue of October goth
and on October 22nd, we received
the following communications from
J. w. Bailey, Esq:
Raleigh, n. c., Oct. %, 1910.
(Personal.)
Editor of The Caucasian.
Raleigh, u. G.
Dear Sir:-I regard the matter
printed concerning me in the edition
of The Caucasian of October 20, as
libelous, and I am giving you notice
as provided under the laws of the
State Of North Carolina.
Yours truly,
J. w. BAILEY.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-10-27
Interview of Calling With Bailey

Il went to the office of Jones &
Bailey with the view of trying if pos
sible to effect some sort of a COM
promise between the two divided fac
tons of the Democratic party. This
was Saturday, October 1st, before
noon | mentioned the subject of
my visit and expressed the opinion
that a compromise could be reached,
and was, in my opinion, very de-
sirable thing, not only for the pres
ent, but for future years. That in
my opinion it was uncertain whether
Dr. Skies could be elected, and if
the Independent ticket was put out
and made the fight, it was almost
certain that he could not be. l was
talking with Bailey alone in his Of
fee. In reply he stated that he had
the greatest contempt for those men,
especially Russ and Brewer. That
he was damn glad they were out OF
the Democratic party; that he did
not have any idea Skies would be
beaten, but even If he was he would
not compromise with them to save
their lives. Tell them for me that
have the greatest contempt for
them and would see them dead,
damned and in hell before I would
ever consider any compromise with
them That he had beaten them
once and would beat them again. This
is the exact substance of our con-
yerSatiOn and the exact language
used as near as I can recall the
same"
(Signed) BART M. GATLING.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-10-27

lish the same, and make the neces-
sary corrections.
This paper has never Intentionally
published anything that was wrong
or an injustice to any man.
Very truly,
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-10-27
SENATOR BUTLER PROVES uIS
CASE


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The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-10-27

after Senator o. ad Senate him from
m a was o
da Dca in campa Senator mon duty epeoleof iii
to the country o cmit d tina if MS heathwa notsumde tt
to the
ole facts tina Senator i soon found sarng him In the ucap tina
ONE O. o is III al have
uddenat ackofm heatS omeof facts a follows
A IN. al OF n in buy pounds coffee
0n. o cotton n d atom would u pounds coffee
of n und blu o
Page
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-10-27
"Crime Of High Prices"
fcontinusd from Page ~


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publican b position Senator ano Nmsaca
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-10-27

living and the crime for whieA RspaAeaa party .a4 The
The Glenwood post., 1910-06-11
A CATTLE CREEK RANCH

Here is ono Of the best stock ranches
in Garfield county. Consists Of PA
acres decided, well improved and in
crop. Also desert entry relinquishment
Of 235 acres. Two big teams, new har-
ness, wagons and farming implements,
] good driving mare, Royal Belgian
stallion, 6 cows, hogs, chickens, etc.
Convenient to range and water and
everything goes for $4,000. Can make
easy terms on part of the amount, or
might trade for Glenwood or other good
income, property. Owner is physically
unable to look after this property, ow-
ing to accident, and this is his only
reason for offering it at sacrifice. II
you are looking for stock ranch here
is one that is ideal.
The Glenwood post., 1910-06-11
A SPLENDID FRUIT FARM

Fifty acres within AZ miles Of New
Castle, rich soil, easily worked and
splendidly adapted to fruit culture.
About Is acres now in fruit, mostly
In bearing. Apples consist of York In
perial, Jonathan and Ben Davis. Two
hundred Elberta peaches which will.
bear next year. Fine field of alfalfa.
Excellent potato soil. Small Broom
house and stable. Place is well fenced
and has an absolutely first t-class water
right from one of the best streams in
the country. Loading station at the
edge of the land. Flag station 2k
miles. School on adjoining ranch. An
ideal location in every respect and a
charming place for money making
bone. We are offering it At the price
Of raw land. Price, 10000. Terms on
part if desired. Inquire at this office.
A. J. DICKSON,
Glenwood Springs.
The Glenwood post., 1910-06-11
FINE GRAND VALLEY FARM

Here is a splendid tract ~ miles
from good town, 70 acres altogether,
so acres under ditch. The other 20
acres can be watsrei with little work
and expense. IS acres Of mixed fruits
in bearing. Splendid soil and the wa.
ter right is frst-clasa Good 7-roo,n
house. Barns, cellars and fences in
good condition. This is one of the
very best properties in the Grand val.
ley and = person can MAKE. good money
on it from the very first. Admirably
located. A bargain at 10000, but
can offer it for short time only a.
$4,000. Only 5000 required to swing
the deal; balance on terms which will
give you a chance to make It from the
crops. A. j.. DICKSON.
Glenwood Springs, Colo.
The Glenwood post., 1910-06-11
CHoI01B jx1V13 FARM

have for sale . trsst Of ehoiss frsit
land 2h miles from Grand Valley; 81
acres, all undss ditch and in eultiya.
tion except . acre., 20 acres in orchard.
400 bearing peach trees and some year
ling psash trees. Lad 10 especially
sdapted to fruits. Absolutely Arst-
elap water rignt. Title psFfsst. No
improvements to spsak Of. A great
bargain Ut @lss per asss. 4l6oo sssA,
balance on easy terms at per cent.
havs some sastaasn 1ee snaN 1rnat
1asms and garden trasts in tie neigh.
borhood Of New Castle. There II also
. demand for general farms and sreh-
ards in other paxts Of the county. l
an starting IN advertising es.Paiga
which am sure will b sassstiys in
drawing the sttaatian Of eastern buy
srs 70 the Grand Vaaley country. List
your lands with me 4 you want to reap
the benefit Of this special effort which
viii cost you nothing.
The Glenwood post., 1910-06-11
Homeseekers' Rates to Nsw Nsxice
and Ta1aA

On the first and third Tuesdays Of
each month during the entire year, the
Colorado 4 Southern railway viii sell
round trip Homeseeksrs' tickets to .
great many points in New Aexiee and
Texas. at ono fare plus t2.o0 tor the
round trip. Final limit twenty-five
days, allowing liberal stopover privil.
eyes. For detailed information, rates,
ETC., call on the Colorado 4 Southern
agent or address T. E. Fisher. Genl.
Passenger Agent, Denver, Colo.
The Glenwood post., 1910-06-11
A DREADFUL WOUND

from knife, gun, tin can, rusty nail,
fireworks, or of any other nature. de-.
nands prompt treatment with Bucklin 3
Arnica salve to prevent blood poison or
gangrene. It's the quickest, surest heal
er for all such wounds as also for burns
Boils, Sores, Skin Erurtions. Eczema,
chapped hands, corns, or piles. Csc. at
all druggists.
The Glenwood post., 1910-06-11
WHY NOT TRY?
POPHAM'S
ASTHMA REMEDY

Gives prompt and positive relief
IL every case. Sold by druggists,
price $1.0O. Trial package by
mail, 10c.
Williams Mfg Co., Proprietors,
Cleveland, ..
For sale by W. S. Parkison,
druggist and apothecary.
The Glenwood post., 1910-06-11
LIVE CITY NEWS


The latest styles in jewelry at Dou-
gan's.
Mrs. Annie Purtee is visiting with her
sister, Mrs. Harry Hill.
i = y
Henry Gray, miner from Leadville,
is in Glenwood for a few days.
y y y
Theo. Nollenberger, one of Leadville' g
business men, is in town for a brief
stay.
Don't overlook our complete line of
Groceries and Hardware. Goods are
right Prices are right. DOUGAN.
= - -
Mr.. and Mrs. Jim Lake have returned
from few days visit in Grand June
tion.
Watch repairing in all it's branches
and satisfaction guaranteed, at Dou-
gan's.
Capt. Miles Standish of Grand June
tion is shaking hands with old friends
in this city.
\ Miss Mary O'Roark of Leadville has
taken Miss Heinz's place in the telc-
phone office.
Mrs. Lille Sandusky (nee Lille Bar
rier) arrived in this city Sunday to Wis
it with relatives.
y y y
A good garden hose is indispensable.
these days. Dougan has them in all
grades and prices.
Among the Leadville arrivals this
week are Hon. Joseph W. Clark, Billy
James and Richard Bond.
y y y
The Majestic range heads them ali.
Dougan carries full line with COM
plete accessories.
y - y
Miss Ethel Heinz has given up her
position at the telephone office and
leaves tomorrow for Fruita.
| y y y
Miss Geery came in last night from
Denver and has accepted position in
the Colorado Telephone office.
y y y
Mrs. A. Coyle, of Aspen, who has
been in Glenwood for the past two
weeks for her health, is much improved
and expects to leave shortly for her
home.
Coming next week. w. H. Forsythe =
jumping horse, Carry-us- all.
Harry Hill relieved Conductor Baker
on the Aspen branch last Sunday. He
was accompanied by his wife. who
spent the day with Mr.. Hills sister,
Mrs. Charles Sommerville.
Those who went from the local Ep-
worth League to the convention which
was held in Rife Thursday were Misses
Carrie, Bessie, Fannie and Mildred
Thomas, Mary and Tina Herwick, Lille
Summers, Ruth Swartz and Rev. j. M.
Dickey.
= - -
The ladies of the Christian church
are preparing to serve hot meals and
lunch on Strawberry Day At the Chris
tian chapel on Cooper avenue between
Ninth and Tenth stfssts.
The Glenwood post., 1910-06-11
NOTHING IN THE PAPER"


town where lives quite a well known
editor who publishes weekly paper
number of men were visiting. The
editor was in the group.
Chow is your paper coming on?"
asked one of them.
"Getting along nicely" was the
reply; and with that he handed over
a copy, which the group looked at
and made favorable comments on.
Talk turned to newspapers in genera!
and one of the number, of rather
cynical turn of mind, said:
"I am very fond of reading news
papers, and 1 take several regularly.
But lots of times I pick up sheets and
look 'em over, and find nothing in them.
Maybe oughtn t to say Hots of times, ,
but it is true quite frequently"
Discussion over this phase continued
for little while. The editor of the
town paper was sitting back quietly
and saying nothing He reached into
drawer of his desk and pulled out a
scrap book and box of cigars.
81 am going to give each of you a
smoke.'' he said. "Now torch them
right away and get settled. I just
want to read you something on the
subject of Nothing in the Paper II
was written by our old friend, Sol Mil
ler, and it is worth while thinking
about every time you throw aside a
newspaper with the disdainful remark
that there is nothing in it."
He opened his scrap book and read
the following, which every newspaper
reader could well afford to paste in
his hat:
frequently you pick up local
paper, and after glancing at it wearily,
throw it aside, remarking: Nothing
in the paper this week
"Did you ever stop to think what
that phrase means? 1t means that in
the week just passed no misfortune has
befallen anyone in our community; that
no fire has wiped out a neighbor g
worldly goods; that the grim angel Of
death has crossed no threshold of a
friend; that NO man, driven by liquor,
hatred or fear, has taken the life of a
fellow human; that no poor devil, haunt.
ed by the past misdeeds of some other.
has crossed the great divide by his own
hands.
$50 the next time you pick up a
paper that doesn't announce a tragedy.
give a little thanks instead of grumb-
ling because there is no news. Or, if
you would rather, shall we dish up a
choice morsel of scandal! Would your
eyes grow round and would you smack
your lips with relish if we were to
write up q sensations Well, we can do
it. Shall We begin on your Do you
think you We got that little secret all
locked up away from everybody, We'll,
if you could look over the stories in the
editors little book, you would be sur
prised, in all probability, to see your
name written there; and, further, a
story in detail which you fondly thought
was all your own.
"Nothing in the paper. Do you
long to sec a procession of skeletons
marching BY your door, Do you court
such q procession? We all have our
failings and none are immune.
81 think" said one of the number,
after the reading was finished, "that
on next Thanksgiving day shall just
insert a little line or two of gratifica-
tion because there is occasionally
nothing in the paper. ''-Kansas City
journal.
The Glenwood post., 1910-06-11

If you are not satisfied after using
according to directions two-thirds of a
bottle of Chamberlain Is Stomach and
Liver Tablets, you GIN have your mon
ey back. The tablets cleanse and inviQ-
crate the stomach, improve the diges-
tion, regulate the bowels. Give them
trial and get well. Sold by all deal
ers.