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The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-08-24
A Reunion Task.

The two old friends met after a sep
axation of ten years. Il declare,
you've kept your youthful looks to a
surprising extent" said one.
THANK you.' said the other man.
you've done pretty well, too. You
know you expected to be absolutely
bald long before this, like your father,
instead of which really believe
you've as much hair left as have. If
not more"
Absurd" said his friend. 1T can't
be. Let's count it!"-Youth's Com
paniea-
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-08-24

chair for 80 weeks. SO intense was
the pain when l moved that thought
l would pass away. The kidney action
was irregular and the. secretions
scalded. Three doctors gave me no
relief. Doan's Kidney Pills cured me.
and for ten years the cure has been
permanent"
Remember the name-Doan's. For
sale by all dealers. 80 cents box.
FosterMilburn Co., Buffalo, NJ Y.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-08-24
And They Wondered!

Judge Nicholas Longworth. who used
to sit on Ohio's supreme bench. looked
unnaturally grave. and neighbor, In
recognition Of his facial depression.
named pet owl Judge LongwOFth." "
It was the very next day that an ex-
cited maid broke up his wife's garden
party. "Oh. madam" said she. Ma
dam! Judge Longworth has laid an
egg"
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-08-24
Logical.

Mother" asked little Ethel, nov
that you're In mourning for Cousin
Adelaide, will You wear black night.
dresses. too?"
What an absurd question, child!"
"Oh. only thought you might be -
sorry at night az you were during the
das.' ventwsd u1Ael.- kzRrye1's BaEar.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-08-24

II saw Uncle Toms Cabin played
recently"
"So?"
81 think I'll read the book"
you may be disappointed. The
book mentions only one little Eva and
one Lawyer Marks. Louisville Cour-
ier-Journal.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-08-24

soreness and urinary
troubles. These are
the warnings = ma
ture's signals for
help. Doan's Kid
ney Pills should be
used at the first
sign.
A. Treitlein, "a
Rosett St., New Ha--
ven, Conn, says: Il
was propped IN In n.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-08-24
Force Of Hab;r

Little Girl-Mummy, (No answer)
Mummy! Are those swallowsi"
Mummy tdeep in her book)--Yes.
dear. Don't touch them.-Puneh.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-08-24

A woman may or may not Try to
avsid muddy crossings; 1t sn depends
upon bar understanding.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-08-24

DR.. Pierce's Pellets, SNAIL sugar
coated, easy to take as candy, regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bow
eh. Do not gripe.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-08-24
NATURES SIGNALS.

The first indication of kidney dis.
order is often backnthe Then comes
pain in the hips and sides, lameness,
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1910-08-24

~ YER the thought OF Ell Desierto
conjures vision of lofty forest
isles and mysterious depths
. where old Enchantment plies
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1910-05-27
One Million DrunkardS.

One million persons in this country
are confirmed inebriates. OF this onS
thtnd die yearly as a result of drink
yet this number is annually made vi
by recruits to she army of drunkards
Thus the total enrolment of 100000
is kept UP.
This was the substance of paper
read in New Yord, recently, by DR.
Delaney Carter, Of the New York
Medical Society for the Study of Alec
hol and other Narcotics, insession at
the Hotel Rittenhouse.
This problem, he asserted, exceeded
in sociological Importance anything
known to modern civilization He
urged institutions fer their treatment
educational efforts and every legal
method of restraint.-N. Y. American.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1910-05-27
Perjury a Common Crime.

Even a casual observer can not
have failed to notice that there is
much false evidence given in open
courts. The fact is thrust upon ones
attention. Not only in sensational
murder trials, but in almost every
civil proceeding or quasi-judicial in
vsstigation which is of sufficient gen.
eral INTEREST to gain publicity, the re-
ported Testimony is always contradic-
tory, and nearly always to such a de-
gree as to be utterly irreconcilable.
There seems to be little or no regard
for the sanctity of an oath. and yet
with this multiplicity of instances of
reckless or wicked swearing, one rare
ly hears word of reproof from the
bench, and, to judge from the number
of prosecutions, perjury would seem
to be the I'arest of crimes.-Philadel-
phia Record.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1910-05-27

leader? The precedent by which the
minority puts itself on top in the
present House is not likely to be
forgotten when those who have join
ed in such a subversive craftsmanship
attempt to protect their own ma
jority lines. In the speakers chair
Clark would he a laughable figure in
dealing with csurgent Democratic
members. "''y would lombard him
with his , rn petards and scoll at
his pleas for regularity. Breaking
down party lines is ticklish strategy
for politicians who expect to con-
tinue in business. It also leads to
scandals like that in Illinois, where
he Democrats thought it fine fun
to give their votes, in a manner far
from disinterested, to one of the
Republican candidates for senator. A
decent respect for party organization
has been strengthened by recent
events. Globe- Democrat
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1910-05-27
The Way They all Go.

E. p. Swartley, a prominent figure
in the Amory automobile show, says
the Detroit news, was talking to a
number of the clan one evening last
week, and the conversation quite nat
urally turned upon the experiences
some of them had had Mr.. Swartley
told one which he thought should
be labeled, Not yet, but soon"
81 sold a man a car once" he said,
"and met him on the street few
days afterward.
"'How fast do you run your auto?"
asked
Eight miles an hour. She'll go
faster, but l am no speed flend.'
Il was the least bit surprised, but
managed to inquire, How long is it
since l sold you that carp
1.-Two days ago.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1910-05-27

selves, with OF without the picture,
certainly is evidence of no shallow
feeling
Furthermore, Hetty Green, the moth
er, is reported to be- in i'll health.
There is talk that she soon will turn
over her property to her daughter or
her son. Some day Mr.. Green will be
motherless, but even the possession
OF much property will not atone for
this loss. These letters, it therefore
viii appear, show the unmistakable
timinine desire of i'll a maternal We
cancy. The cynics. accordingly, may
count themselves crushed.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1910-05-27
Chic ron Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
Q a 8 7 Q RIA
Honesty.

l was sitting at my desk when
black Sam, who sometimes wai's on
me at my restaurant, entered my Of
flee.
What can l do for you, Sam?" l
asked.
"Ah got chance to change nah
situation Misseh Clahk," he said. "Yo
kin sch a good wu'd TO me, CANT yo'
Tell 'em Ah'm homes m sich?f
"Of course" l hesitated, "you're a
good waiter, Sam. but i don't know
anything specially about your
well, tell 'em dat, an say yo
thinks Alum homes. Dat'll be enough.
So promised / would.
THANK yo', thank yo', Misseh
Clahk," he said, with a deep bow.
when yo' come over tomorrow, sit
at NAH table an Ah,ll give yo' a
shot check"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1910-05-27
At the Farmers Expense.

They tell us that dt is the insur-
gent movemenbt-heir cooperation
with the Democrats-which it Is said
reduction of the Tar
iff and will lessen the cost of living.
Mr.. Farmer, cheaper foods can only
be Obtained at your expense. You
hold the balance of power. Are you
going to vote Dor policy that will
take dollars out Of your. pocket
(Minn.) journal"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1910-05-27
Do farmers eat the proper
sort of food?

The farmer Of today buys a much
larger proportion of the food that goes
on the table than he did ten years ago.
It's good thing that this is 50 because
he has great variety to select from.
He should, however, use great care
In selecting for the best results in
health and strength.
Handicapped tendency in the city
to increase the amount OF Quaker Oats
eaten is due very largely to the recent
demonstrations by scientific men that
the Quaker Oats fed man is the man
with greatest physical endurance and
greatest mental vigor.
Farmers should give this subject
careful thought and should increase
the quantity Of Quaker Oats eaten by
themselves, their children and the
farm hands.
Packed in regular size 10c packages,
and in Theoretically sealed tins for hot
climates. 81
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1910-05-27
Some Democratic Insurgency.

The Republic hears that Republic
an influences are cooperating with a
small coterie of Democrats to make
Organism an ISSUE" This reported
movement to put again at the front
the Democratic hero of three battles "a
referred to as an attempt to handi-
cap the party both in 1910 and 1912.
On the same authority it Is stated
that Eastern Democrats are opposed
to the plan to make Champ Clark
speaker because" Mr.. ClarkS assocta-
lions in Democratic affairs and his
personal sympa,hies have been such
as to place him in very close relation
with Mr.. Bryan" AS speaker Mr..
Clark, 1t is pointed out, might select
for floor deader $50 extreme Bryan
man as Ollie James of Kentucky" One
report has 1t that thirty-five MEM
bers of the House have agreed to OPP
pose Clark. Aside from the SPEAKER
ship, ''It is feared that here is a
rock upon which the Democrats may
split, unless skillful tactics are dis
played by the leaders of both fac
tions." So the problem In this matter
is: Cam there be any real elinina-
ton OF Bryan?
But another difficulty has been Gre
ated which the Republics diagnosis
fails to reach. n the Democrats
should get a majority in the next
House will 1t be taken away on the
plan that has recently enlisted Mr..
Clarks best efforts as the minority
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1910-05-27
Aviation Meets.

ThH people of Kentucky at las. are
to have an opportunity to see aero
planes in flight, with real bird men
soaring high in air and executing diff
cult and interesting evolutions with
no other sustaining power than the
planes and motors.
The Louisville Times has announced
THAI great aviation meeting is to be
held in Louisville on June 1919 at
Churchill Downs, under the auspices
of that paper, at which some of the
worlds most noted aviators will be
seen with their wonderful aircraft.
Most prominent among these will be
Genn II. Curtiss, whose daring achiev
mems both here and abroad have
stamped him as a peerless bird man.
Such others as Charles F. Willard,
Charles X. Hamilton, Horace F. Wild,
Bud Mars and c. X. Bates will also
be in the contests for the supremacy
of the air.
A comparatively recent advance
ment in the science of aviation has
been such as to startle the entire
world and the daily accounts of brok-
en- records show that there are still
great possibilities for unheard of adj
ventures by the Sky pilots" That
records may be broken at the louis
willie meet is extremely likely from
the fact that experts have declared
that Churchill Downs course an ideal
place for such meets and again for tn
reason that unusually fortunate dates
have been secured Weather reports
for years past show that the wind
velocity for the last half of June is
the slOwest of any time in the year
in Kentucky and of course this is
conductive TO the easy handling of
the great machines.
1t is expected that low rates will
be secured ON all railroads leading into
Louisville for these two days and 1t
Is expected that notwithstanding GROVE
will flock to the historic race course,
where heretofore the Kentucky thor
oughbred has held undisputed sway.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1910-05-27
Mr.. Green and His Admirers.

1t Is one of the encouraging signs
of the day to note that at least $50
women of this country are unwilling
to marry for money. Let those who
grieve over "mercenary womanhood"
study the situation and take heart.
E H. r. Green, the son of Hetty
Green, the richest woman in the coun
try, while lately in st. Louis, declar-
ed he had received letters and photo
graphs from $50 ,womelproposing mar
riage. The provocation was an inter-
view in which he said the reason he
had not married was that he had
found no woman who would have him
except for his money. Instantly his
mail bulged.
Not only does this refute the crab
bed, but 1t goes to the credit of
those women who, In defense of the
sex as we'll as their own convictions,
come forward with this testimony Of
single hearted devotion, daring the
charge of immodesty. What matter
If they lay stress on their shapeli-
ness and the color of their hair? That
is the feminine appeal, not for lux
ury, but for admiration. The sincerity
of these missives is further attested
that she fell in love with him the
first time she saw his picture In
paper. The others may not have seen
the picture. So much more to the mertt
Of their motives. To commit them
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1910-05-27
Cheap Clubbing Rates.

We have made an arrangement will
the publishers of the Inland Farmer,
of Louisville, whereby We are enabled
to furnish The Hartford Republican
and that paper one year for s1.50.
The Inland Farmer is a weekly Jour
nal and one of the best farm papers
published in the United States. Our
readers should take advantage of
this offer. If
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1910-05-27
Stops the Cough, heals the Lungs
0UIICISC COUGH
~ MEDICINE
If not better then any other money back
J. c. MENDENHALL MEDICINE co.
EVANSVILLE. IND.
Those Who Have Not.

Miss Marjorie Gould, who was MARI
ed Tuesday to young A. j. Drexel got
100000 worth of wedding presents.
Thousands of other young men and
maidens were married the same day
in this broad land of ours who got
nothing but the good wishes of their
friends, few clocks, dozen or so of
lamps, SONS odd pieces of silverware,
and quite number of useless nick
nacks. If the cash value of a young
couples wedding presents MAIDS for
happiness, the young Drexels ought
to be the happies5 of aid the days
crop of newly weds, but it dosen't.
Bob and Betty, who expect to live
on Bob's salary of $40 a week, will
probably be as happy in their nodes
li'ttle four-room flat as Anthony and
Marjorie will be in their 100000 man
sion on Fifth evenue. They win not
have many Injuries, perhaps their col
fonts will be few, but neither will
they have the Worries that a lavish
establishment entails. Mary, when
she married John, did not get
diamonds by the quart, nor golden
plates for the dinner table of her mod
est little cottage in the surbm.bs, but
the lilacs that are blooming there
for her could be no more fragrant in
the park of palace, and food season
ed with love is ais sweet on porcelain
as it is on gold If you keep the lit
tie birds singing in your heart you
will not envy the money others have,
and you will never have TO "beelt it
to Reno" to Join the divorce colony.
Much money has wrecked many lives,
SO do not worry if it is not your por-
ton. Courage and true hearts will
carry you farther any day.-Baltimore
Sun
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1910-05-27
ALL KINDS OF
Dogs FOR DEFENSE.
How They Are Trained in Belgi-
um to Protect Master
and Property.

A very interesting congress has
Just taken place in Brussels in con-
nection with the competitions for
dogs trained for the defense Of 'eir
master ard his property and for po-
lice dogs.
The programme under discussion,
writes a correspondent of the London
Standard, was divided into two Sec
tions, that for dogs privately trained
for the. defense of their master and
his property, and that for police dogs.
In the former section dogs OF all kind
are used and the matter of training
is individual and according to the
owners personal idea. Belgium has
an unenviable notoriety in the matter
of crime probably due ito its lax
punishments), and SOLITARY pedes-
trian in lonely, unfrequentedl neigh
borhood has often a poor chance even
in daylight unless armed.
At night even the outskirts of the
towns and villages are unsafe, and
this is why so many men whose oc-
equations obMge them to face the
risk of attack train their dogs to de-
fend them. This idea has enormously
developed of late years in Belgium,
and competitive trials are now nu-
nervous, which, with their good prizes
and the high sums for which trained
dogs are often sold, greately encour-
age the breeding of suitable dogs.
Many men in Brussels keep dog
as a defense for going to and from
work, and on any large vacant space
of ground one is sure to find some
man training his dog with this pur-
pose in view.
The dog used solely for defense and
police dogs, of whom is required a
more subtle intelligence, must for
their own safety learn certain les
sons in common. For instance, They
must refuse to accept food from
any one, although their master may
not be present to restrain Them.
Another item settled on the pro-
gramme was the height of the jumps
required of the dogs. Both defense
and police dogs must be able to jump
a fence boarding at least feet high,
with maximum ordinarily Of SIT.
though some dogs can jump nearly
10 feet. With a ditch of over feet
TO take first the hedge must be at
least feet high, and the animals,
which jump at the word of command,
must come back over the obstacle the
instant they are called.
The dogs capabihty Of guarding
his masters property lis always test
ed by means of an individual dress
ed like an apache" the point to
be aimed at being that the dog will
only attack him when he actually
touches the property.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1910-05-27
Got Sorry for Blunders.

"If my friends hadn't blundered in
thinning l was doomed victim OF con
sumption, / might not be alive now"
writes d. T. Sanders, of Harrods-
burg, KY, "but for years they saw
every attempt to cure lung-rack-
ing cough fail At last l tried DIR.
Kings New Discovery. The effect was
wonderful. 1t soon stopped the cough
and | am now in better health than
/ have had for years. This wonder
full life-saver is an unrivaled remedy
for coughs, colds, lagrippe, asthma,
Group, hemorrhages, whooping cough
or weak lungs. SOC, $1.00. Trial bottle
free. Guaranteed by all druggist.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1910-05-27
A New Citizen for Lawton.

Lawton has a new citizen and he
is a man OF affairs He is Colonel s.
p. Render, former citizens of Hart
ford, Kentucky, but for the past TWEEN
ty-five years a resident OF the south
west
Colonel Render was on the spot
where Lawton stands many years be-
fore there was "a Lawton; he has seen
droves of wild turkey and other big
game where the Midland hotel now
is; he liked the country then and
likes 1t better now.
Colonel Render is the owner Of the
Comanche Light and Ice plant, and
has been in the city more or less sine
the first of the year; but now he is
here permanently, and his family will
come in June. For some years the colo
mel has been a citizen of Norman,
where he is the principal owner of
the light and ice plant, cotton gins,
elevators and many other factories
of that town. Colonel Renders pala-
tial home at Norman is one of the
most magnificent in the state, and
that is the chief regrett why he hates
to make the move. His lawn in Norman
contains ten acres ard adjoins the
state university grounds. This gentle
mans home in Nomran is almost
operated by electricity, and has every
known modern convenience; thorough
bred Kentucky blue grass cows feed
upon the lawn and supply real but
ter and cream for the table.
But all this is going to be done
the same way but upon larger scale
in Lawton. Colonel Render is now
looking about for suitable tract of
land near the city on which he will
erect home before this year is gone
that he will occupy for the remainder
of his life, and he is young man. He
will erect one of the finest residences
in Oklahoma, and as he manufactures
most of the lightning in this sec
ton, he will have electricity do every
thing in his new home except smoke
his cigars and eat for him.
Colonel Render is typical Kentuck
ian, and a brilliant one at that. He
has been i'm Texas and Oklahoma for
quarter of century, has been
school teacher, lawyer and editor, but
those professions became too slow for
him and he went into-business.
The colonel has flourished-even as
the green bay ireland fortune still
smiles for him and with him; he is
one of the most interesting CONVEX
sationalists anywhere and knows lots
of things to talk about.
And what is best of all, he has
plans for the construction of at least
three other important facories for
Lawton, and where a business man
puts his money that's where his
faith is.-Daily News Republican.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1910-05-27
Shall Women Vote?

If they did, millions would vote DR..
Kings New Life Pills the true remedy
for women. For banishing dullfagged
feelings. backache or headache, con-
stipation. dispelling colds, imparting
appetite and toning up the system,
they're unequaled. Easy. safe. sure.
25c q. all druggist
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-05-28
NEW YORK GRAIN.

New York May 27--WHEAT.- Re.
ceipts 2,4O0; shipments 5000; spot
weak; No. red $1.O4h nominal elf;
No. l northern 112h nominal fob.
Options very nervous and prices de.
clined sharply under further active
liquidation and weakness abroad, but
rallied late on coverings by shorts
and closed at Am2R net lower; May
closed 1.051a; July 1O1Bi Septem.
Der $685..
CORN-Receipts $500; spot weak
No. 2 66A nominal fob. domestic ba-
sis; export No. 266A nominal fob.
Options quiet but easier in sympathy
with wheat; closing kM1 net lower;
July 66% September G6h.
OATS Receipts $3.50; spot bare.
ly steady; mixed nominal; natural
white 44@46; clipped white 44@49.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-05-28

ing, and If that IS properly attended
TO and the breed Is right hens are
practically little more than laying
machines.
For the purpose OF shipping day
old chicks prefer white Leghorns.
not only because they are the best
layers, but also because the chicks
themselves are fairly hardy and ma
ture as broilers in reasonable time
The profits in the business are not ex.
orbitant, though for the time and ef-
tort put into it | consider myself well
paid.
Il should never advise any woman
TO go into the business with the eY-
pectation of making fortune with
out an effort and in limited time
The only woman | ever did advise 10
undertake 1t cured me of ever trying
to help strangers. with advice at
least.
| This particular woman heard of
me through one of my customers and
made a fifty mile trip to see my place
and consult me, | gave up one entire
day to her: gave her every particle
or information that | possibly could.
/ Inc next year | got three or four let,
ters Of bitter complaint from her be.
cause she hadn't been able to hatch
all the eggs she had put In her incu-
bators.
The second year she wanted me TO
come down to her place and look il
over. She did offer to pay my way.
but as time amounts to something
with me both on account of my home
duties and my family. didn't feel
that ! could accept. Such a letter al
got from her after | refused She
accused me of being In with the In.
cubator manufacturers and plotting tc
rob her Of her money.
Now ! tell people about myworl
and leave them to work out thei,
own problems. don't know whethe,
II is good field for women or not, II
IS one of my ways of making money.
and have found 1t pleasant as well
as profitable. New York sun.