The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-08

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he miss fired twice and The Laird went
TO the Gibbic as prize
captain Church then made an effort
! 10 rescue himself by jumping with n life
saver. but the latter loatcd toward Del
wins island while the tide carried the
captain toward Caseville and Hal got him
| out with a jerk
"Glbbic came alongside and launched
| al scrcainer To the side one should al
| ways pass on. Miner laid himself on the
| landing"
Just as he was going back 10 his scat
he heard Norman Rhodes OF the Church
man clicking II on like this
The Human Crab then offered his mite
put IT was tainted money that dropped
| into Rogers contribution box"
ana turiher along he cauGht the re-
| porter Tor Janitors' Hints sending this:
| captain LaTkc pushed n vacuum clean
er er TO La 10y. which picked up dust all
me why and reached first when Larry
| coul9h stop the motor and Gibbie was
healing tie rug at The near station"
| I'm then asked Van Lent OF the Ma
aionai detective how he liked the game
| ana Inc latter handed him his report OF
| me next half inning. saying: You can
sec what am saying about it"
| LarKc wirelesSed Gihbic, the code word
| Tor INC double pilfer and although I<jnk-
| erton Roger received The message loo he
| WAS afraid To leave the home station
without an operator and couldn't prevent
inc captain from committing the crime.
''Mellen pinned four stripes 10 TaiIS
| lngton's batting suit nlling all the cells
/ ana then Robb tried to arrange a reI-
a"ay Tor the bunch by break away
| over tho center fence. but the Chief
| la"kcyc OF the Jefferson outer guard
stonewalled ii ana the prisoners were all
| sent 10 the yard"
:. {. Rice of the Bakers and Confec-
TONER'S Daily was kneadlng his report OF
! the game into shape so that his folks
I3 could see 1t and he was going along
.Hollins, who was the FIRST to stir the
1attsr in the sixth. hosted a wad OF
| dough TO Ty. whose fingers were buttered
t1no"eaNci' ana Eddie was presented with
1T tasted Hike more and Eddie reached
thhroueh ,h The Kitchen window and stole
Larry loafed around the Office door
ana they gave him a pass 10 the free
| iuhcil counter. Warcford started one
toward 'hina which Hal dug out Of the
| 'H'l ana SnowpaIled To Arthur who con-
| Sealod III IN time TO put Hollins on ice"
Gassng back 10 his regular seat Tim
nSard the operator for English Society
VINO happened 10 be Buckingham Rose
| Derry writing this 10 his sheet:
wltchell lolted a bounder TO Chlldc
harold, who diverted it TO Hans squech-
2Wn doorstep in time TO put the not al
| nome sign out before Martin called when
| ians handed 1t to him"
inc readers OF the Ivory Ball Review
| were gong TO be entertained the next
day by n description of the contest which
ran something like the following. from
! huGh fullcrs. their correspondent:
Hans miscucd twice and then made
a t"o-cushion shot into the second
! pocket. Delvin attempted a follow through
on on shot To the right corner. but was
| Kissed of by Church. Gibhe tried a
long draw past the middle pocket. but
was froze. Melen To Church and all he
got was, You ought to have had IT.
prM,iil, Mnlie Ernest Banisan Of the Daily
PROVISION Market was CTowdlng the trlc-
! graph lines with the following rehash;
although Tim thought that IN the last
! part OF the report Of the particular play
noted Erny WAS getting his wires crossed
! though he may have been reporting for
Motor and the Watch Tower as well:
Brest hit the hole in three large
doughnuts that Miner passed to him
| from the pretzel station. Mcllen's barker
| went into the Hagner-Case sausage fac
| tory. Laird holsted cuckoo over Del
! wins tower. which Arthur almost Gagged
with his hands over his berry. and Harry
motored 10 first. but had his tire pune
! turcd by Gibbie and Hans between the
| hrst and second controls"
Medii Lardcr OF the National Butcher
| handed up this contribution when Tim
asked for sample of his style:
Black; the FIRST to show his willing
Church, who assaulted 1t Tor n knock
out with side swpe from Mclen.
| EVerson sneakcd one to Hollins which
! treated Eddie Ike the pig IN the ALLEY
! did the howleEgcd man. and Johnny am
/ pied 10 The first reed trough. Larkc
chased ono to. second. which Larry
! the Midway and sent To the packing
house.
"Larkc Jumped into the chute and slid
! all tn" way TO the second salt bag
darlington sneakcd down the line on
a bunt which caught all the inficld pick
! cts mapping. while the captain busted
/ the near bag with bis sun shield
] "Robbs fat was n foul that went into
| Hollinss pan and the lining was In the
! soup"
And Jacob A1orass of inc Farm Weekly
lyill
birds with one stone like this;
| I'm the eighth act tho curtain roso
| with Little Tommy Beach In the center
! OF the stage.
Tommy hit n bender on the wish
| hone and boosted il To the middle gate.
! hut TalkinGtou husgcd it for an early
! demise. and his wishbonc was where his
| backbone ought 10 be.
Church winged A brollcr 10 the poul-
| try farm back OF first and Case wrung
it's neck. IIollins pushed fresh laid
/ ono over tho edge Of the plate which
Gibbic scrambled and Eddie reached his
nest.
Larry knocked four over the barn and
Il then straiehtencd the kinks I'm the next
one. which sent for repeater to Tris
! and Eddie wiped his feet on the Wei
4 come mat at home.
sam. the Kansas Farmer dug fur
row between Arthur and Hans and
II planted himself at taseburg while Lar
~ drove his hack all the way 10 the
barn on the dead run
its varied class OF readers. tried 10
cover all the trades from Wall street t0
billboards. and was turning ont page
II after page or this kind OF stun:
"The Certified Accounts made their re-
port showing the large surplus OF two
Tor Jefferson. and IT looked Ike bank
ruptcy for Lowell.
''EIugio went down 10 the Curb Mar
Ect and started 10 hid up prices.
Hans uucorlS"d q pepper that he
traded for a single hassoCk
Hal unbucklod blue domer which
Waycford kitteucd to. and Hans was an
\ Chorcd.
! arthur unbrided broncho buclSer
/ that chortcd down between Eddie and
Laird and ran 10 sam, and Hans
pranced down TO the Midway. Giobio
/ expired on three fractures. and tho
I Candy Kid came up with his box of
/ sweets.
while Mcllen was smaciline his lips
| Hans and Arthur sncakcd behind the
| counter and touched the ticket box fou
a ride TO the next branch stores. but
when Iruyler tried 10 stamp his trade
| mark on tho billboard rwitchcll was
! there with an order that Cancelled his
! permit"
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