The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-05-22

her hands as she anuggled her baby %
her breast and mnaned IN terror. ] called
her attention b the young anon holding
on b the tanFail and shouting In high
spirits at the rolling Of the shin and asked
her II she thought there could BE- danger
II shipwreck and no evidence q e IN
any face but hena, but she will tell her
friends that the ship narrowly escaped
laundering IN midocean while the Cap-
tain probably forgot by evening that
any one had thought Il rough In the
morning.
l wish Mrs. B. had seen the captain
rescue that baby. ! wish people didn't
size up other people on such insuilicient
evidence. I'll venture % Aay that MIS-. b.
IL Of a gOssipinE disposition:
As the days go on II the passenger
list N small the travellers become melnoero
u a large. good hum0red family. A poor
little Joke that would not cause a ripple
on land Il pr0spered by gales Of laughter
at Ia birth At SEA and becomes q sort q
SEA air makes folk simple hearted
And then comes the ships concert, the
money from which goes 10 make sailors
ORPHANS happy.
TetraHzini haa 70 Cross the ocean " ahe
wishes 10 get 10 tho other aid0. 50 docs
Otis Skinner. So do John A. lukens OF
Smithvilla, VI, who plays the iewsharp,
and Misa Florence o. Jones Of Fast LIB
eFty, Ind, who h not kind 20 pianoo. oFoga
tho ocean II they would % no Europe.
The result Il obvious. When the ener-
getio citizen who gets mp the cOncert-
he may BE- an eKprcaa meaaenRer from
Texas-looks al the passenger list or calls
for volunteers u 70 certain that John A.
y 4 n. -.
and getting his jsWahArp out Of hia steamer
trunk he will olier his services 20 the
man from Texas. Miss JOnes'a fingers
win itch. and her tOnWle viii burn 10 tall
what the piano IA not safe from when ahe
let's loose. Then Tetrazzini IL aaked for q
contribution and Is forced 70 REFUSE @Ow-
ing 10 her contract with Hammerstein'
and Otis Skinner IA roped IN for ROmeO's
part 81 the halrOny scene.
And thew hnd a retiring fellow with q
lovely lyric tenor voice. He n going
acruGs 20 have Il cultivated and hs car
plav his own accomplishments, FOR he IA q
real musician.
Now bring on your concert. n you are
a performer YOU will stand behind a pillar
that prevents almost any one from seeing
YOU and YOU will do your prettiest fOg
those poor Ornhana III you are q plain
NNsN~-EAAAAfN WIN W. NAAANRA dANH NWA NAA
Ill In your seat and try 20 catch q glimnse
~ the performer and will split the Palms
% your hands applauding ROWeO. Jews
harp and music hanizher alike; and tho
ladies will rave over the little tenor bust
as IL he were a Caruso. Perhaps he viii be
some dav.
Then how tho quarters and The dimes
will Jingle. their ring deadened here and
there by falling on a Rreenbackl Lucky
little orphans 20 he In an institution
There arc orphans who never gain any ben
eft from shipe' concerts.
AZ last you sail up the lovely Clyde
after YOU have had fascinating glimpse
% Ireland's green shores. and N you are
very lucky the sun shines on Scotch
heather and makes such pictures that
you do not wonder that Glasgow artists
are at the head Of their class in Great
Britain.
The ship Il at rest, the Rood-bys are aaid
and knots of new found friends who
will cling together for several days 20 In
quest o. different hotels.
You could eat a whale You're a. top
weight. You're ~ good naellred you
don't know yourself.
Oh, a ten day voyage. II you're not SEA
tick. n a thing that must bs tried 70 be
CHARLES BATTHLL LooNns.