The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-08-05

CT AD-EES and gen-til-men" It
 was the announcer of the big
 - show. Your attention for just one moment. if you please.
 'I have told you about the grand con- cert and vo-de-veal that will immediate would introduce for your consideration some of the internationally famous en- tertainers who will endeavor to amuse you-in the grand after performance. On the extreme left I call your attention to Mile. Mazie-Dazie, Parisian importa- ton brought to this country at an enor- nous cost. She has been the premier dancer at the French vaudeville, and now is touring America for the first time An extraordinary artist, lad-ees and gen. til-men.
 Next to the mademoiselleis Asconda, the excruciating mimic of the Old World, the three-season favorite at the winter gardens in Berlin, lad-ees and gen-til men. And next In line the Corsicana Sisters, fresh from old Madrid. where the royalty of Spain has acknowledged their performance the acme of classic endeavor in the terpsichorean art.
 Next, lad-ees and gen-til-men, would call your attention to Mime. Ramona, the celebrated Italian songstress, direct i'm portation from La Scala, Milans famous home of grand opera, and to her right the Olga -Sukka-Trio. imperial entertain CTS from St. Petersburg, especially en- gagged by special arrangements with His Majesty, the Czar of Russia. Last, but not least, lad-ees and gen-til-men, Ma reno. that funny fellow from the Crystal Palace, Londons favorite topical song ster the man who makes the King laugh. The agents will now pass among you"
 Exit concert entertainers.
 Scene-The Hooligan Tent (dressing room for the concert performers with the show)-Enter, celebrated artists from the Old World" following the conclusion of the bally-hoo.
 Lizzie Smith (Mlle. Mazie-Dazie from the French Vaudeville, Paris)-Say. kid they certainly must be used to the bakin process in this town. I nev9r expected that mob with the thermometer at the meltin' stage.
 Mike McGinniss (Herr Asconda from the Winter Garden. Berlin)-You needn't be surprised at anything they put over in this town. Why, 40 years ago when used to come through here with the Dan Rice wagon show we used to make Kan sas City a two-day stand
 Cordelia OReilly (Mme. Ramona, the Italian songstress)-Far be 1t from me to throw the disc or hammer at a thriving village. but the dust out in that tent certainly will put my pipes on the bum. I can see myself doing some fine warbling for the wheat bind CTS in Junction City after, battlin' with that atmosphere. Why, there.ll be enough germs film around out there after the chariot races to start an epidemic of complicated diseases. Myra Waddell (of the Olga-Sukka Trio, Imperial Russian dancers)-I I wonder if they have any swell chile- con-carn in this town?
 Gertrude Hetherington (of the Corsi- cana Duo)--Dunno; Lizzie and I went up against some chop suey last night and 1t was very paz-zas It was a fresh gink that waited on us. too. She kick ed on the mushroom and said ladylike. you know-that the chop suey at South Beach. Staten Island, looked like a no-hit game compared to the junk he was serviu';. TEen the gink up and asks us if we ever played South Beach and when we said we had played it for two seasons he said he used to work the Honky-Tonks over there him. self. Can you beat that for nerveY
 Cornelius McGillicuddy (Mareno, the London favorite, who makes the King laugh )-Speakin of no-hit games, l wonder if the Giants are playin' the usual quarfty of bush league ball this l afternoon?
 Enter Hollands, first assistant rins