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The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1910-12-01
INTERESTING PARAGRAPHS
u ,csI and General Interest, Gathered
at Home or Clipped firm our
Exchanges.
CONDENSED FOR HURRIED READERS

Mace.
A letter addressed to Miss
Mertyl Slpes is advertised as
unclaimed at the Cham bersburg
postoffice.
The school loan of $50, 900 for a
new high school building was
carried by majority of 1S1 votes
at the election IN Waynesboro.
Twenty four girls and one boy
we're burned or crushed 70 death
in fire at Newark, N. j., on Sat-
urday. The victims were en-
ployes of a factory.
Rev. Henry Wolf of the United
Brethren church will preach in
the Reformed church this place
next Sunday morning at 1870.
You are invited.
Don't forget the auction at D.
G. Mallott's store in Whips Cove
on Tuesday, December 6th., be-
ginning at 9 o'clock. Great op.
portunity for bargains,
The loss sustained by Thos.
W. Walker by the ire on his
farm an account of which we
published last week will reach
$4,000 with $4,000 insurance.
The agent of the U. S. Express
Company at Shippensburg, ship
ped 1,411 turkeys whose total
weight was 1854 pounds to the
Eastern cities for the Thanks.
giving trade.
The proposed bond Issue of
$4,000 to erect a good and
modern public school house for
Greencastle, was defeated at the
polls by the vote of 221 against
and 144 for the issue.
According to the newspapers
from the Pacific coast, a man can
get rich on ten acre farm in Or
egon. That's just 1T; all those
chances are far away and maybe
that Is why they look so good.
STATISTICS show that only one
woman IN hundred reaches the
age of sixty. This is not sur.
prislng considering how many
years 1T takes for the average
woman to get out of her teens.
Miss Minnie Mock has FOR sale
a good cooking range, and fold
ing couch that she will sell at a
bargain. Call at the late resi-.
dence of Mrs. Elizabeth Mock,
opposite James w. Rummell's.
On Thursday night last a chick
en- thief stole a lot of chickens
forom F. H. Bare, of Upton and
In his haste to get away dropped
his pocket book containing $500
and papers that disclosed his
name. Dear chickens those.
When you have cold get a
bottle of Cham berlaln's Cough
Remedy. 1t will soon fix you up
all right and will ward off any
tendency toward pneumonia.
This remedy contains no opium
or other narcotic and may be
given as confidently to a baby as
to an adult. Sold by all dealers.
While VIII Otis boys were out
hunting Thanksgiving, a valuable
young hound got away from them
and has not returned home since.
The last they saw of the dog he
was at Robert Gordon's planlng
mill below Webster Mills. Any
one knowing of the dogs where
about will confer a favor by noti-
tying Mr.. OFT.
When your feet are wet and
cold, and your body chilled
through and through from ex
posure, take a big dose of Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy, bathe
your feet in hot water before GO
Ing to bed, and you are almost
certain to ward off a severe cold.
For sale by all dealers.
Onions, when cut, quickly
absorb impurities of the air, and
therefore they act as disinfect.
ants. But--and this should be
remembered - the impurities
they take up make them unfit for
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1910-12-01
HOSIERY And UNDERWEAR

Infants underwear 8 to 23c
Chiidrens' 13 to 25c
Boys heavy Aeeced lined 24c
Ladies' the best you ever did
get "a to 48c
Ladies' wool 50 to Doc
Mems jersey, fall weight under
wear 25c
We have the heaviest mems un-
derwear this year for the price
ever had, No. 40 shirt weigh
IL o., think of this at 35c
The blue, like we always handle at 43c
And for the best cotton, we handle
the red tag High Rock. Don't
let any one tell you that the
blue is just as good; IL is not; =
1t is lighter weight
Mems wool underwear, we have
the right goods at the right
price 95c to sl.25
The 81. 25 goods are the Woodsman
In Hosiery-we are again selling
the Bare brand. Just got an
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1910-12-01
SHOES! SHOES! SHOES!


sllnga
% a1ss na fs f
shoe y
M ' ' -A' '- anu so' ""
20 gvep
III pes : % s ns tubs wood tub. Ne
-~""-
70 nice increase Il budnss
HULL & BENDER.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-22
c1rre prANn pR1cEa

PIANOS AT s26 AND SO PER MONTH
Square pianos of standard markes in ex-
celent condition. VIII sell on the above
small payments. GEO. J. BIRKEL CO,
345-347 S. Spring st. 1O-2S-tf
FOR sALE-UPRIGHT PIANO IN FINE
condition; only 500 for immediate sale
Call for inspection Alb W. FIFTH ST.
4-11-tf
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-22

coLYEAR WAREHOUSE CO..
415-17-19 San Pedro st. Main office 509-1l
S. Main st. Phone Main 1117; FS17l.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-22
Furniture

SEPARATE LOCKED IRON ROOMS, $500
per month. Trunks. boxes, etc, 25c to SOC.
Phone for our large van when you move
$1.25 per hour.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-22
Country Property
FOR SALE

FOR SALE
so acres. between Hemet and San Jacinto
railroad: gas, electricity and phone can
be had; three blocks from s45, 600 high
school: easy worth 5000 per acre. For sale
this week at $50; one-third cash. balance
one, two, three years. Is ripe for subdl-
vision in quarter-acre lots.
100 acres near ITemet. improved with
houses and barns, pumping plant, reser-
voir, 40 acres in barley. 10 acres all leveled
and checked for alfalfa; $50 per If
taken this week; liberal terms.
A. acres right in town OF san JRcinto. $3.50
per acre; easy terms; ample water. This
property can be subdivded into town lots
and Immediately sold for $500 per acre.
727 adjoining the Cawston ostrich
breeding farm at San Jaclnto; level as a
floor; POO acres in fine barley; $65 acre
II taken this week; one-fourth cash, balance
one, two and three years. Land around 1t
is selling at SIPS per acre.
$40 acres. beautifully situated frostless
orange land. in vicinity OF Riverside; three
railroads within two miles; s65 acre II
sold this week: easy terms.
ARTHUR G. MUM & W. w.
MIDDLECOFF,
704-706 Union Trust Building
Fourth and Spring SITS. 1903
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-22
Government Lands

HOMESTEAD OR DESERT ENTRY; EX-
cellent for apples, cherries or alfalfa. only
a few claims taken in this beautiful valley.
Act quickly for choice. Talk to me about IT,
l have Just returned from there. ]. M.
zINN, 14S w. S6th ST.. Los Angeles. Cal.
Phona South 1887 S-ls 20 u
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-22
5000 to $500 Pianos Now
ST so to $500

A few dollars more If you want to buy on
time. At similar reductions L am Offering
many snaps in high grade sample pianos
Bargains like this won't go a begging-so
seo m early
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-22

BARGAIN 1T YOU BUY THE CORNER OF
w. Seventh and Golden. near BiXel. for
800 a foot. A204S; Main 2O4S. S-22-24-26-2S
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-22
Suburban Property
FOR SAN PEDRO PROPERTY
See
BARNARD INVESTMENT CO.,
211 Story Building,

BARNARD INVESTMENT CO.,
2l1 Story Building,
Corner Sixth and Broadway
Lots from $3.50 up to $3.50 for corners. Size
of lots 40x12O to alley. Only three blocks
from the business section; blocks from the
water front.
Terms a cash, z in months. in Is
months, balance years. at per cent.
Investigate this opportunity to make
money Millions of dollars are pouring into
San Pedro. Get in and make money.
Come to the office for particulars
and maps. Go down and see the property
and what opportunities San Pedro offers
you.
Barnard Investment Company
2l1 STORY BUILDING,
Corner Sixth and Broadway Phone 1855.
3-17-tf
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-22

THAT ONE PURCHASE WILL MAKE YOL
a fortune Corner West Seventh and Gold
en- street. near Bixel street. at $500 a foot
The hest for stores, apartments hotel.
A2043; Main 2043 3-22-2-26-2S
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-22

IT WILL MAKE YOU A FORTUNE IF YOU
buy at $4O0 foot that business corner w.
Seventh and Golden. near Bixel street,
worth 5000 a foot today. A204S; Main
2043. S-22-24-26-2S
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-22
6u-Tu-Th-tt
Enthusiastically, Dogs, Birds

-''UsRUUNEUu UuIEIy' IOE"' TITUS
FOR SALE--5OO0 LIVE HENS. ROASTERS,
ducks. geese and old roosters Poultry
scarce We have over the above number
to select from; get our prices. They will
interest you. call and them, or
phone us. ALLAWAY & LAYTON CO.
We have come to stay. 607 E. Third ST.,
Los Angeles, Home A491S; Sunset 310.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-22

JOHN HERMAN, e5216 S. Main. Not salts
faction. but accuracy guaranteed. 12-22-9
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-22
CHIRoPoDIsTS
AssAYINe

MORGAN ~ CO., 227 South Main. Main
1917. Assayers, smelters and refiners
1-1-tf
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-22

THE BEST INVESTMENT OF ALL. THAT
corner of w Seventh and Golden. near
Bixel street. for S4O0 a foot. 1t viii make
YOU a fortuns. A2O43 Main 2oi3.
s-22-24-26-2s
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-22
Live stock

FOR SALE-SECOND-HAND DIEBoLD
firerroof safe. ANDERSON. 212 N. Main st.
a 20
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-08-26

A certain newly-rich man had built
himself fine house, He thought 1t
well to have a library. and went down
to a bookstore. where he ordered
some books.
What kind of books?' asked the
clerk.
why, books" replied the man.
Books, you know; reading-books."
The books came and we're installed
in the library Soon after a friend
came up to look over the place.
Here" said the man. lis my H.
brsry. Here is where love to get
with a book and a pipe, and forget
the outside world"
The friend was somewhat OF book.
shade. He took down book. looked
at It, and put 1t back took down an
other, looked at that. and put it back
and repeated the process several
times.
Then he asked: John. where did
you get these bool1s?"
"Oh, replied John. II picked them
up here and there. Whenever l found
one l liked bought It. It has been
the work of many years"
But isn't It strange that you should
have bought six hundred copies o.
McGuffey's Fifth Reader?"-W Washing
ton Star
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-08-26
Make the lnvaIId's Tray Attractive


There is no excuse for offending
the sick persons sensitive taste by an
untdy or unappetiEing tray. Often
the capriclous appetite which must be
coaxed by every endeavor flies at
sight of a sloppy luncheon tray with
liquids spilled on saucer and napkin
and edibles massed in combustion. A
very little food and that Of the dainti-
est should be the rule; a fresh nap
kin each time the tray is brought up;
perhaps a flower laid at the one side.
and everything Ice cold. steaming hot
and delicious. Cream should not be
poured on cereals, but served from a
tiny pitcher. Little cooked delicaciea
Will be twice As tempting If cover Is
lifted Oh just before serving.
Neither should the tray be LETT In
the invalid's range Of vision when the
meal 10 finished. A small table out
side the door win he found q great
convenience. On this the tray may
be set before It Is brought into the
room and liquida poured into cup OF
glass from a small pitcher. These
little matters make q vast deal oi
difference TO the invalid. hardy as his
appetite may be in normal times.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-08-26
SETTLING A DISPUTE.
Famous Literary Question Arhitrstet


in Proper Fashion.
Richard Le Gallienne ,he poet. said
at a dinner
Literary disputes are interesting
II properly conducted Too many OF
them. however. are suggestive Of tbs
Shakespearian dispute IN TIN Can.
Prof. Bill Biiius Of the Tin Car
Dancing Academy delivered a lecture
Ia the Lone Hand saiooa. and IN the
.orrse o. bis sigln . reciJ-a Tae
boy stood on the burning deyk, "a gem.
he declared. from shake peare's
Othello.
'But an interrupter rose ana strobe
forward.
= a.a a Boston gent se,l sac in
"rEPier anu cerflt hat no
3aaEesPe5re ucver wrote -tuJ piece.
"'Tr.end.' said 7rof Eiuns gently.
I can convince you tha; ne done So
"Convince away. said the Boston
ian, scepdcally..
prof Billus led OFF with his right
foot, aBd followed up the argument
with a brass oupidor. falling in the
subsequent einch. aa TOP.
." 'Whe e-wfit-tAe piece q he shouted.
as he pUnmelled his opponent stead
ily,
shake reare the Bostonian an
we-ed % sHotbereJ tones from be
meath.
r'A,e sou sureF asked the profess
sor
Dead sure was the reply. I seen
him do it,"
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-08-26

Metaphysics. said Bishop Castle
Of Oregon. at a dinner in Philomath.
SIS a subject that always makes ono
thiak o. the cat and the owl
- cat, you know. once set forth in
quest OF happiness She wandered up
she wandered down she questioned
this animal and she questioned ttaL
Finally, wrapped IN meditation in q
tree. she perceived an owl
OWL said the cat. tell me. mcsl
wise bird. where happiness is 10 he
found.
I'm meditation the owl replied.
Meditation alone is the trne secret NJ
happiness.
But said the cat on what sub
ect am ] to meditate2'
Ion the subiert the owl answer.
ed. which has occupied the race o.
owls since the beginning of tine
namely. Which came first the owl o
the egg; for while the owl come
from the egg so also does the ega
.ome from the OWL"
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-08-26

The projcc ed golf match between
two we'll known 3mateurs ard a lead
ing ureruber o. the London S ock Elk
change for stake of e500 recalls
the famoas 'oursose IN which tht
Duke Of YORK afterward James II,
took a prominent part on the Leitb
links in the year 1889. II was reall,
an international contest. in which the
Duke. with John Patersoue. golAns
shoemaker OF goat repute. champion
ed Scotland against two noblemen o
England. p heasy wager dependius o.
the issue. The Duke and the cobhie.
had an eaey victory. thanks largely to
the inan cf the last. and John pst-r
sores share OF the stakes was So sab
stantisl hat he was able to buil1 ,
goodly house In the Canongaie. ~ E.
wall OF which the Duke caused
ioae to be placed bearing the Pster
,one arms with the motto Far pnc
sure" a tribute to the cobbler's dr'N
nc powers. PateIaone's house. We
understand. survives to-day.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-08-26

Painful Silence Followed the Owners
TaIn Ahout Him

Pntnful silence FOLLOWED the OWneFa
Tale About Him.
"No,~ said Uncle Jedediah, refec.
lively. as he leaned back against the
sugar-barrel at the postoffice, 'T don't
suppose anybody'd believe it. but that
there dogg OF mine. Andy Jackson,
has been run over by thntty-two orto-
mubbles since the begnnin o. this
yere season. On the Fourth O. July
three red honkers from up Portland
way come a-sizzlin along the pike at
a forty-mile-an-hour gait, while Andy
Jackson laid asleep in the middle o
the road. Every blessed one of 'em
iounced over him, and b. Goshl ]
thought he was a goner sure enough;
but, after the last one had passed
over him, he opened one eye and be.
gun seratchin' his left ear with his
on hind leg. like he thought there'd
been fly or two buzzin' around, and
then he capped bit and turned over
and went to sleep ag'in. a week later
another feller come a-hildn' through
on a little pink gas-buggy with a Moo
Jersey number tagged on to his hind
wheels. and that old dogg stood square
In the track Of It Just as II It warn't
any moren'n so much luf. never
expected to see the pore aniniie anye
agin, and turned my head tn otseI
way, dreadin the speAtikle | felt
shore he'd been turned into. but by
Jimmy! a half an hour later I found
him a-settin' on that there counter
Jest behind the sugar-barrill catchin
flies. It's been the same all along.
Car after car has run over him. and
he's got So now when he hears one
comm he runs out o. the store like
mad and lies down before it. as much
as to say that he liked bein' run over"
well. that's mighty funny" said
the stranger in town. How do you
account for it. sir?"
"Wa-al. dunno" said Uncle Jede
diah; but guess his bark is so thick
they can't break through to no vital
part"
A painful silence followed In
which the stranger joined looking
sternly meanwhile out of the door.
Can sell ye a muzzle?" asked
Uncle Jedediab. after a while.
What for?" asked the stranger.
with a frown.
"The safety OF the public" replied
the old man Il have reason TO be
lieve. young man. that there be times
when you bite"
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-08-26
rhs sIaekamlth,s sleeves.

An aged woman was standing be
fore a beautiful picture OF a black
smith standing at his forge whicl
was blazing with light that illumi
mated the whole roont The womali
came to the canvas with segera'
younger women. apparently hea chill
dren. All stood with rnpt attention
before the work of art. contemplating
the light effects and the beautiiuI
shadows. One of the younger women
asked of the elderly one what she
thought of the picture.
well, it's all right but the sleeves.
she replied Il lived In the country q
long time. and know something that
the painter with all his knQwln didn''
know. That hla' ksmith's sleeves nrt
rolled out. Sow. they don't geaI
them that way \ blacksmith always
turns his sleeves in so The ayin
sparks won't catch.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-08-26
sAarHeuAkg eaoe 4. -.
Tree Homes o. maxieo-rwl7s ans
Grass lntervyoven with E.ss-shss.

Tr.. po,,s- - n,x;oo r,d-. .,a
,.,L.
%, ''''s' ''e 81 WIN - 80
IN osder 70 protect Their homes
ifoin earthqnai es mary II tse natires
VI the territory afpanu 'ntpancihsn
una other towns lA ne state OF Guer
refo. Mexico we IN trees some %
ihese 'ree eeMea afe OF e'ise size 'nd
are lngenioasiy eon9trnrted Reeds
ana sra'ses are 'neerwosen with the
tWlss ana branches o! tue tree. much
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-08-26

Nothing except hre burns and paius
and inaames Ike intense cold ana
frost bites. Neither boiling water nor
cold 200 degrees below zero kills the
sprout in some seeds. Professor Bee
luerel found three seeds eighty-seven
years old that spnouted This sug'
sests that life may really be immor-
tai even TO stand the purgatorial and
Deni -entlel fires.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-08-26

In small California town a drum
NOR brought the hotel porter up TO his
room with his angry storming.
Want your room changed. mister" ="
politely queried the porter.
Room changed. no." fumed the
drummer Its the heas object to.
that's ALL"
Mrs. Ieary." shouted the porter
TO the Iardlady down below. "tha gent
in No. II is satisfied with his room,
but he wants the fleas chanscj"
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-08-26
her bills

Two Highland farm ca ret a. weir
way to caarch. M. 8. H.. "A
= was wondering what 90 vi.. 1e
asl1iE' foi yon bit sheep o,e. n your
slea0in'-'
"Msn." replied Doag A." Vas
thinE.n wad De wanna ti1y shul
Inns ior that sheep"
Il viii tax it al that" said y n
aid, but oca, man sal
awfu' surprised az yau a..a as.
Oh the saNhath"
"Businessi" exclaimed Eo
Man, selln' a sheep hAe tba
hfty shullins is not business. Al L..
its just eharity,~
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-08-26

They we're a very soung nd obvi-
ously bride-and-bridegsoomish couple.
On entering the tea shop the pdid
tactfully led them to a little side room
which CHANGED TO be uhoccupied.
Tea was orderel and served. As
the waitress was leaving the room the
young man discovered an important
fault in the service.
"Oh, waitress" be said, may we
have a spoon?"
"oh. yes" said the girl Il won't
come back for ten minutes. and quite
think you viii be able to have the
room all to yourselves.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-08-26
A eter eraveIsd

Euclid was boasting of his mathe-
matical ability
MY dear, yentured his aife IF the
high cost Of living is caused by high
wages. and wages must be Increased
on account of the high cost o. living.
how do you square the circle?'
With a wild cry he fed iato the
night,
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-08-26

IAttle Willie. the son of a German.
town woman. was playing one day
with the girl next door. when the lat
ter exclaimed.
Don't yon hear your mother call
ing youf That's three times she's
done sol Aren't you going int"
Not yet" responded Willie imper
turably.
wont she whip your"
"Nawi" exclaimed Willie In dis
gust. 'she amt goin' to whip no
bodyl Shes got company. So. wher
80 in. she'll Just say; The pcal
little man has been SO deaf since he't
had the measles!
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-08-26

After the battle OF Custozza. a sol
Her supposed % have been killed wai
,nrsred on tie books OF his company
'Ded on Soc 24th June 'si3" etc
lew tsys aIerwarl f. t's. ~, rr
pa re was still alive. A.d 800 lon-s
'rgsant made the t,i.l9E!ns en,F1
cd by mistake
'eng'h there came letter -
misty OF war Announcing
'estn o. tie i2sn 81 the ho9ital v
5ss sergeant recorded the fsc, "a
sOSs.
Re died By order Of ths aiiuis
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-08-26
Notes ar1d
Comment
OF Interest to Women Readers
MECHANICAL cHAIR AZ.

Each Movement Of Rocker Serves 70
Make Fan Revolve.
There are several kinds Of chair
fans, but almost II not quite all Of
them are of the sort that waves a
palm-leaf fan over the head. An Ohio
man has invented a revolving fan for
connection with a rocking chair that
seems TO be an Improvement on all
of them This revolving fan is held
over the head of the person sitting in
the chair by means Of a curved metal
support Running down the back of
the chair is a driving shaft which
connects with a speed gearing under
the seat. There are two gearings. a
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-08-26

MFs. Millyun-Isn't It awful. dearl
/ see BY the papers that in some eitiea
girls are quoted Just like mere cattle.
Mrs. Munney-Isn't Il.
Mrs. Millyun-But. to talk OF more
agreeable subjects, did tell you that
the Duke insists on a million more
before he viii marry our Gertrudef
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-08-26

4 certain Western Congressman has
had disastrous experience in gold
mine speculadons 0ae day a mum
Der OF colleagues We're discussing the
subject OF speculation. when one NJ
them said to the Western member:
TON. as ar expert give Us d deiini
ton of the term bonanza.
"a bonanza, replied the Western
man with emphasis. is a hole in the
ground owned hy a champion Hart
Success
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-08-26
A pIseInls Of Emsrson.

Neurich Pere Bat What has Emer-
son got to do sith your giving your
auto to that actress?
Neurich Fils--Why in his essays
you gave me to read he saws some;
thing about hitching your wagon to a
star and ! thought
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-08-26
Whsn the sIesper Wakes.

john" she exclaimed. iabbirg her
elbow in;o his ribs at 2.i7 am. aid
you lock the Kitchen door"
And John. who is inner gard and
was just then dreaming over last
evenings lodge meeting. sprare w in
bed. made the proper sign and re-
sponded. Worthy Ruler. our portals
are guarded"
Oh. he hit the title right. even if he
was asleep,
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-08-26

Mrs. Waybaek-And are the city
people as smart as they say. Ezra?
Mr.. Wayback (lateIY returned from
the city)-Well should say not Talk
about ignorance. They've even got
TO have signs in their subways telling
thsm Ehieh way Is up and Whiek V
AaaA.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-08-26
IdeaI conatruetIon.

Woggs-Why are the women so en-.
thusiastic over Bink's new bouse7
Boggs-It has back-stairs to every
room so that his wife can lie around
anywhere in her morning wrapper and
yet be sure Of getting upstairs with
out being seen when the bell rings.
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-08-26

This suburb speaks for itself" de-
clared the real estate man. People
are simply crazy TO purchase lots
here"
"Umph!" grunted the prospective
victim. gazing doubtfully over
pocket edition of Dismal Swamp; Il
believe that"
Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, 1910-08-26
our FaIr constItuents.

There's one thing We will have to
change II these ladies who wish to
vote have their way" said Senator
Sorghum.
what is thatf"
Wen have to quit talking about
the wisdom OF the plain people,"