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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-03
SHORT NEWS NOTES
FROM PILOT ROCK
Especial Correspondence.)


Pilot Rock, Nov. 2.-The Misses
Bessie and Myrtle Westgate left Tues
day evening for Pendleton to attend
the Christian Endeavor Conference,
which was held there today.
Lemuel Casteel has returned to Pi-
lot Rock after spending the last
month OF two in Ukiah.
Miss Julia Hatch, travelling for
home and foreign missions, addressed
the people Of Pilot Rock Sunday
morning and evening on her work in
Slam.
Mrs. George Schlegel spent Tues
day evening in Pendleton.
Rev. e. w Warrington and M. d.
Orange left Thursday evening for a
few days hunting trip in the Blue
mountains and returning home Sat-
urday.
Miss Grace Gillian, teacher of tie
intermediate room OF the Pilot Rock
public school. spent Friday evening
in Pendleton.
Miss Susie McReynolds spent the
last few days of last week on Stewart
creek. as the guest OF Miss Maude
Mathews.
Roy Linsner spent the last few
days at his mothers home at Nye.
The republican rally which was
held here Thursday evening was well
attended and was very interesting to
all.
The Halloween party given by Mrs.
l.. r. Roy at her home Monday eve
ming was a grand success. The eve
ming was spnt in playing games suit
ed to the occasion, after which
light refreshments were served.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-03

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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-03
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

This is the name of a German
chemical, which is one of the many
valuable ingredients in Foley's Kidney
Remedy. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES is
recognized by medical text books and
authorities as a uric acid. solvent and
anti-septc for the urine. Take Fo-
leys Kidney Remedy promptly at the
first sign of kidney trouble and spare
yourself pain and suffering and may
be a serious malady. A. c. Koeppen
& Bros.
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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-03
John Vaughan Has Moved.

John Vaughan has moved his elec-
trlcal supply store from SIS Main
street to the store room next door
south from the postoffice, formerly
occupied by the Wonder Store. Mr.
Vaughan will share the building with
the Pacific Power & Light Co., and
intends carrying a larger and more
complete stock than ever before.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-03

The old, old story, told times with
out number, and repeated over and
over again for the last So years but
it is always a welcomest ory to those
in search of health-There is nothing
in the world that cures coughs and
colds as quickly as Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy. Sold by all dealers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-03

Group is most prevalent during the
dry cold weather Of the early winter
months. Parents Of young children
should be prepared for it. All that IL
needed is bottle Of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy Many mothers are
never without it in their homes and It
has never disappointed them. Sold
by all dealers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-03
Rural Genius.

Silas-Gosh, Hirma Spruceby has
succeeded in making his goose lay
golden eggs at last.
Cyrus-Do tell! How did he do it7
Silas-Why, he fed him on gold
paint.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-03
To CrrRE A coin oNpD.v

Take LAXATIVE BROMo Quinine
Tablets. Druggists refund money II
1t fails to cure. E. w. GROVES
signature is on each box. 25c.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-03

The Duffy Malt Whiskey Co., Rochester N. Y.
Gentlemen used to be troubled with weak heart also Indigestion
fermentation of food heart burn loss of appeemost everything
distressed For short time obtained relief from doctors and from
the medicines friends advised then would become
sick again. until Doctor prescribed Duf Pure Mt Whskcy began
to take medicine and did world of good When began
taking Malt Whkey weighed $50 bs., weigh l78 bs
and anything without being distressed have bottles
friends of mine in the who troubled with indigestion and
who have been cured by has been several since found
for medicinal
ssx s;.s1a9As,; 1a42 St.. y 5h-a.~k K.~A
Thousands of such are being cured month The genuine
Dufys Pure Malt Whsky sold in SEALED BOTTLES ONLY
all druggists and dealers direct ST. 80 large bottle.
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THE INDIANS PAID.
what the White Men Charged Them
 For Killing One Donkey.

what the White Men Charged Them
 For Killing Ore Donkey.
 In "Reminiscences of Old Times In Tennessee story is told of the good faith and honor of d party of Chicka- saw Indians. While hunting one fall they sho: q donkey, mistaking the creature for q wild animal. They sold tie hide. and it finally came to the hands of John Barnes in Lipton.
 When the Chickasaws returned to the region of Lipton for their annual hunt the next fall Barnes invited them to a shooting match, the prize to be the skin of a very rare animal.
 Thirty braves appeared at the con- test. and one of them won the prize. When he saw the skin he turned it over and said: "Ha, ha. Me kill him! Me shoot him! Seev' And he pointed to the fatal bullet hole.
 Then Barnes told them that they had killed donkey, very useful animal, but he was sure that they had done it by mistake, believing it to be a wild animal.
 The Indians listened attentive]y to the white mans words and then con. suited together few minutes. Finally they separated. each brave going to his pony, unhitch'ng him and leading him to the spot where gang of white men stood. Barnes in the midst of them Then one of the Indians spoke:
 We sorry we kill donkey. We think he belong to the woods. We find him in cane. We think him wild. We sor. ry. Now we pay. We take no white mans hoss. pony. nothing of white man. We honest. We have ponies, that's all Take pay" And he mo- toned to the long hne of ponies, held by their owners.
 How many?" asked Barnes.
 White man say" returned the Tn dian: take plenty"
 The honor of the red men was not equaled by the white men, for. be it recorded to their shame. they took from the Chickasaws thirty-five ponies to pay for. the accidental killing of one donkey.
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The Judges Little Joke.

The ars>or pf clerk involved in ( decidedly confusing situation the Ger man gentleman referred to in story In the New York Times.
 On jury day in the First district court stolid looking German present ed to the justice a certificate from the commissioner of jurors. After a rapid glance at the document the justice or. dered the man to raise his right hand and administered the oath
 "Your name is Herman Kaufman?"
 "Yes, your honor."
 '"This paper" continued the court, requests me to excuse Herman Kauf- man from jury duty on the ground that he is dead. Now. remember that you have sworn to tell the truth and think we'll before you al,swer Are you dead ?"'
 "No-o. your honor," was the bewil- aered reply; II don't think I am."
 "You claim that you are alive?"
 "Y-e-s, your honor.''
 That will do. Now take this paper back to the commissioner of jurors.''
 The man did so. When the commits sioner examined the certificate it bore the following indorsement in the jus. tfce's handwriting:
 ''The deceased, appearing before me in open court, insists under oath that he is not dead. Please investigate and If his testimony be false have him in- dicted for perjury"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-10
WAS IN A
 TERRIBLE FIX
A Georgia Woman Tells How She Felt Like She Was Being Kill.
 ed-Cardui Helped Her.

Pelham. Cal was in a terrible fix" writes Mrs. E. L. Bigham, of Pelham, Ga. "I was so weak l could hardly walk across the room. had such pains in my sides and would swell up so could hardly stand it. was irregular and could not do my work. My head ached all the time, so bad at times felt like it would kill me. 1 also suffered with drawing pains in my legs and my back hurt and l was getting poorer every day, but Cardui got ne up able 10 do my work and feel better than have for some time.
 I cannot praise Cardui strongly enough. will recommend it 10 all my friends"
 As tonic, for weak women, we know of nothing equal to Cardui. It gives strength and ambition, brightens the eyes, clears the complexion, regulates the system and helps you back to a new youthfulness of looks and feeling.
 Made from pure vegetable ingredients, it contains no powerful, mineral drugs, or deleterious compounds. Containing no glycerin, or similar material, it has no mawkish, disagreeable taste, and has no possible bad after-effect.
 Absolutely harmless, it is good for young and old and should be in every family. Try it.
 Your druggist sells it.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-10
Saracen's Head Tavern.

The Saracen's Head, Snow Hill, now closed, reached back to a respectable antiquity. In "Dick Tarlton's Jests'' it is referred to as "the Saracen's Head without Newgate." and Stow calls it "a fair and large inn for re- ceipt of travellers" which "hath to sign the Sarazen's Head" It's pre- eminent interest, however, is natural ly Dickensian, and the novelist has given vivid description of the old inn as it was when Nicholas Nickleby and his uncle interviewed there the master of Dotheboys Hall. There are various accounts of the origin of the sign of the Saracens Head. One is that it was set up as a compliment to the mother of Thomas Beckett. who was the daughter of a Saracen. In Selden's ":iable Talk" we read, When our countrymen came home from fighting with the Saracens they pictured them with huge, big, terrible faces, as you still see the sign of the Saracen's Head is."-London Chronicle.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-10
AWeddinu Hint,


 The tall girl smiled in some embar. rassment.
 Haven't you any secondhand shoesY' she said to the shoe clerk.
 "But, miss"- he remonstrated.
 No, no: you misunderstood" said she. "I don't mean to wear. just mean old shoes, too worn for use, that customers have left with you. You see, there's wedding up at our house tomorrow, and we want something to throw at the bride and bridegroom" "1 see," said the clerb
 He rummaged in black hole and drew forth an armful of dilapidated footwear. The girl selected some threes. two and ones.
 ''These will do. Thanks ever so mdch," she said, and so departed. Big footed people are always work ing that on us," said the clerk after ward. "That girl wears eights. She couldn't very we'll throw such mud scows at the bride, so she chose some little and dainty shoes here-ones and twos. Oh, yes, it's an old trick with the big footed."-Los Angeles Times.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-10
TOWER or LONDON.
Tho Perfect System by Which lt
 Treasures Are Guarded.

Tho Perfect System by Which lts
 Treasures Are Guarded.
 The Tower of London has the most perfect system of burglar alarms that has yet been devised.
 From Scotland Yard. from the gov. ernor's headquarters and from othez places known only to a few respons sible officials the whole Tower can be closed electrically within few sec onds. Eveu the ponderous gates at the middle tower. which weigh some tons and through which visitors pass. swing to automatically. and the escape of every one within is instantly barred. At the same time an alarm bell rings to warn wardens. police and soldiers.
 In particular the precautions ip the apartment containing the crown jew els are of most scientifically elabo. rate kind. One of the beefeaters on duty in tie room has merely to press a button. whereupon the heavy door closes. the alarm bell below rings. the other gates slam to and lock. and every person within the tower is instantly cut off from the outer world.
 ''The man who can get away with any of the crown jewels deserves them" observed a Tower official. "From where l am standing l could close every important door and gate in the Tower in as short time as it takes to utter these words"
 It was mainly to insure the safety of the crown jewels that the system was installed.
 No order had been issued for the closing of the Tower on a recent Sat. urday when. greatly to their alarm. the visitors found doors locked, bolted and barred against them for about ten minutes. preventing any one leaving the Tower.
 ".rhe Tower simply closed-that is all." remarked an official. Who caus- ed it to do so we do not know. It might have been Scotland Yard, where the pressing of a button would i'm prison every soul within tbe Tower un' til the police gave the signal for their release, or it might have been the governor, anxious to learn whether we were all at our posts. At any rate, 1t was none of the minor officials.
 "In fact, who closed the Tower and why is a secret known only to the highest authorities. There was no alarm, no attempt to seize the crown jewels."-London Mail.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-10
From the Kitchen.

Has it ever struck one what a num- Der of terms belonging to cuisine are applied to man under different circum- stances? Sometimes he is "basted," he "boils with rage," is 'baked"I with heat and "burns' with love or jeal- ousy. He is often "cut up," 'deveur- ed" with a flame and "done brown" We dress" his jacket for him. Some. times he is "eaten up" with care, and occasionally he is fried" We "cook" his goose" for him, and often he makes a goose" of himself. We make "hash" of him, and sometimes he makes a hash of something else. He gets into "hot water" and sometimes into a "mess." is made into "mince meat" and is often in "pickle." We are ofteu asked to "toast" him, and he Is frequently put into a "stew" or is in a stew" no one knows why. A ''soft" is "half baked" and one severe ly handled is well "peppered." A cheeky young imp is "sauce box" and a rich father is made to "fork" out.-Dundee Advertiser.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-10
Animals Are Poor Sailors,

The polar bear is the only wild ami. mal that likes a trip on the water. ac- cording to q French scientist wao has studied it's behavior at sea. He is quite jolly when aboard ship. but ali cther animals violently resent such voyage and vociferously give vent to their feelings untiI seasickuess brings silence.
 The tiger suffers most of all He whines pitifully. his eyes wate. con- tinually and he ribS his stomach with his terrible paws. Horses are bad sailors and often die on Il sea voyage.
 Oxen are heroic in their attempts not to give way to seasickness. Ele- plants do not like the sea, but they are amenable to medical treatment X good remedy is a huekefu! of hot wa ter containing three and half pints of whisky and seven ounces of qui- nille.-Fur News.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-10
ElY's Cream Balm
The Demon Rum.
is quickly absorbed. Givps Relief af 0nco

The subject given out for an essay in one of the public schools was '"The Evil Effects of Alcohol" Here are ex- tracts from some of the compositions:
 Alcohol has very marked effect on the doctors conclusions in cases of sickness"
 Medical men say that fatal diseases are the worst
 "Some people think the abuse of drink is a sin. others think it is all right. and others take it as medi- cine.'
 "At the present day many people are in jail for committing suicide while under the influence of strong drink"
 Doctors say that the increased death rate from tie effects of boozing short. ems life.''
 Alcohol mocks at you. and at last it biteth like a servant and stingeth like a bee"
 ''The Bible says look not on the wine when it is red. but Rhine wine is not hurtful. New York Press.
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Awkwardiy Put.

Awl<wardiy Put.
 Old Lady tto new curatol-Ah, sir we do icy your sermons. They are % insrrn,,,ve. We never knew what sin was until you came to the pAFish.- London Telegraph.
 4 Domestic Hen.
 Joe 1'"crson used to tell this one: "1n the spring of 1892. being in tho vicini.- >z West Swanzey. N. H.. l drov. over to call on my old friend. Den Thompson. 1t happened that ] .alled at an inopportune time. as the women folk were housekeeping. In fact. I noticed as drove up to ths back of the house were laden with carpets.
 Den was very anxious that should look over his prize fowls, 1n which he took especial pride. We went out into .he big yard buck of the house. Az Den was pointing out to ne his favor ltes we nnticed one old hen going thr9ugh some queer antics. She was peeEia@ away at something on tho ground, lifting fl in her bill and drop ping .t again.
 Whats the matter with the old Bid1y. anyway. Den:' I asked.
 Den was silent for a minute, then drawled out:
 "'Nell. you see. Joe as she's 0 rath CT domestic sort of hen l cal'1ate the old glrl must be Q ready to las . carpet ",- New 1T graph
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LOOK. AND READ!
WHY LISTEN TO FALSEHOODS?

WHY LISTEN I'D FALSEHOODSg Below we furnish you list of claims for sickness, accident and in- surance which we have paid, from April 1st to 11th, 1910.
 w. R. c. Owen-C. B. R. R. l.. M. Seymour,-C. B. R. R. Wyatt Richards-Sawyer & Austin. Jas. D. Mince-Ark. Cotton Oil Co. Henry Rowan-C. B. R. R.
 James A. Cole-Sherrill, Ark. Henry Martin-C. L. & T. R. R. i, Will Wilkerson-Jim Jones Saloon. | Geo. H. Davis-C. B. R. R. Moreau Sibley-S. & A. Lumber Co. T. c. Langdon-S. & A. Lumber Go. Garland Vaughn-J. w. Sanders. Tom Green Jr.-Ark Cotton Oil Go. D. P. Kittrell-Grocer.
 Chas. Shaw-Grocer.
 Howell Marks-C. L. & T. R. R. Others may talk, but we pay the claims.
 KIMBALL & SAUNDERS
 113 PINE ST.
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He Knew His Business.

Kind Hearted Maiden (fshing for . stray penny in her purse)-1 suppose you poor blind people feel your mis- fortunes keenly?
 Blind Mendicant-Yes, indeed. The Lord only knows how l miss the pleas ure of being able to look into the beau tiful faces of the handsome and lovely ladies who are kind enough to donate
 Kind Hearted Maiden (fshing out a shilling)-Here, poor fellow, take this. Pm sure you are deserving.-London Scraps.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-10
Anyone wishing to buy or sell Jefferson County Scrip
 Call on
 CHAS. WE'LL.
FOR RENT

DWELLINGS 4 room No. 2003 w. 5th ave. room 1908 w. Pu,len St. { room, 615 Hickory St. room 619 Hickory St.
 STORES 621 Hickory St. (good stand). 611 D. 3rd Ave.
 OFFICE ROOMS Over Western Union. DWELLINGS
 (Colored) 3 room 7O7 Mulberry St. 3 room 1006 B. 10th Ave. room and hall 1905 w. 9th Ave. room 2S11 w. 18th Ave 5 room 1922 Fir St. 3 room HOS Virginia St. 3 room S05 Spruce St. ? room 1908 Missouri St.
 FIRE INSURANCE l represent Old Line Companies and ask share of your business. AL so write accident and boiler insurance as we'll as Automobile. If you desire to buy or sell it would be to your in- terest to see me.
 CHAS. HANCOCK
 Office 113 Pine street.
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-'Detroit" Self Generating Stoves, with or without ovens, are the safest. cheapest and coolest stove you can buy to do your summer cooking on. Remember they have no packing or wicking to get out Of order for $s.5o up at Cleveland Matthews Hardware Co.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-10
MADE THE MOST OF IT.

Clever Tactics When William Quit
 Using Tobacco.
 An excerpt from Doris letter: And, oh, Will. if you weren't the dear est boy! You often told me that you would do anything in the world for me, and now you write for my sake you've quit smoking. I'll have to wait until I see you to tell you what a dear think you are"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-10
PerhapA.

"Now, look here. Algernon." said a parent to his son sternly, "when was your age I was at the head of my class"
 "Ah." responded the lad, perhaps teachers were easier to fool then than they are nowv'
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-10
Quito Natural.

That play had some very natu11 souches."
 "Drama of domestic life, eh?"
 "Yes; they had a new servant in every scene. and the heroine was a brunette in act l and a blond in act 2"-Louisville Courier-J Journal
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-10
Severe,

"I wish I had fortune, I'd never paint another picturew declared an artist to a brother of the brush.
 "Well, there are lots of people who would give you one on that coDdition!'
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-10
The Similarity.

Why are some policemen like rain bows, Because they appear aftR tAe stosr h oVer
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-03-10
HOW TO BREAK UP NEGRO Sc
CRET SOCIETIES,

Dear Strive are readers of your
JeffersOnian. We think you fully
competent to give us a little advice
concerning this negro "Secret Socie-
ty' if you will.
We are troubled with one near us
and want your advice as to how we
can break it up. It is encouraging
lawlessness and idleness among the
negroes. For several reasons we do
not care to sign our names. We are
too numerous. Please answer this
through The JeffersOnian weekly.
SUBSCRIBERS.
Washington, Georgia.
Get after your Representative and
Senator in the Legislature.
Secret Societies, unlicensed by the
Ordinary, should be made unlawful.
AS the law now stands, you are
now helpless.
If you can get proof of the fact
that the Society specifically encour-
ages crime and idleness, it might be
abated as a public nuisance.
Members instigating others to law
less, ought to be taken and whipped.
The vagrancy law would reach the
idlers.
If you have a County Solicitor ad-
wise with him. If not lay the facts
before some trusty lawyer, or the
Solicitor-General T. E. w.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-03-10
6be 3effersom.an

have the least bit of sense I know
Mr.. Watson is practically right and
you wrong. Seems to me that your
reply to Mr.. Watson is about as
thin" as anything I have run up
with lately Your first TRADE against
Mr.. Watson made me sick, and now
you come along and make me throw
up. like to see replies" based
upon "facks and flyers, and not
upon lot of 'hot wind" as you have
used in your reply. If Mr.. Watson
is not right in what he says about
you and other people, prove it. Why
not lay the whole case before your
readers and then ask them (which is
which,? If you are not the Daddy
and General Boss" of the Farmers
Union Of Mississippi you will do this;
but if you think you are, then you
will not.
DO NOT approve of what you
have written about Mr.. Watson, and
if you wish you may put my name
in the lonely opposition column.
Yours truly,
r. E. THOMPSON.
Toomsuba, Mississippi.
Comment.
It's ''real funny: told Ward, Jr.,
that he'd hear from the boys, con-
corning that unprovoked and out
rageous attack on Yours Sincerely.
But he's young, and has much to
forget, and a few things to learn
so he threw out his manly "chist'',
and snorted that he had "25, 900
subs. in Mississippi alone; and that
he wasn't afraid that anybody would
have a kick coming his way. His
little k-and-branch-water paper
had hardly got out of the mail-sacks
before the boys began to pepper him
with such letters as the above
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-03-10
WE LOVE AND HONOR THIS
PATRIOT.

Dear Sir:-Enclosed find SO, for
which extend my subscriptions to
The jeff Magazine and The jeff
Weekly one year, and the Magazine
to W. H. Patterson, Bloomville, Ohio.
Mr.. Patterson was for years an &C
tive Populist, but with the disruption
of the Peoples Party through fusion
with it's enemies he went in with
Ohio Socialists and was at one time
on their State ticket. A few days
since | showed him copy of the No
vember Magazine, and spoke of your
great work for humanity. Result:
He wishes to see more from your
pen. I congratulate you, too, on the
fine contributions of tom Dolan".
Although an octogenarian, l still feel
the supreme importance of combat
ting falsehood with Truth. Success
to your trenchant pen. With loving
regard, Yours,
Melnor, Ohio. JOHN SEITZ.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-03-10
SUGGESTION ABOUT PENSIONS,

Dear SlF:-If Hon. Tom would
drop some ID foolisms about the
Home and Foreign heather (because
our fool women will give to Foreign
before to Home) and devote some of
his energy to getting the United
States Government to give to every
soldier who has an honorable dis
charge, Confederate or Federal,
pension of 81 daily, he would do a
whole lot of good. Why should the
South help to pay us Northern sol
diers pensions, and their own people
be debarred? The Government don't