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The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

Prom the Austin statesman
Poor Tennessee will probably elect Republican
governor. She don't want TO do it, but like the
ground hog she Just has 1t TO do TO save her
life from the Patterson pack that is yelping at
her heels.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

The word cigar is from the Spanish
word meaning 'grasshopper.' notes the
observant Punxsutawney Spirit. SO far
as some cigars are concerned. the grass"
end OF the derivation is understandable:
but why the Hopper"
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

There are approximately 96.6Oo.OOO peo-
pie in this country, II seems-several of
whom sull believe that the colonel may
make a mistake now and then.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

There will be an eclipse Of the moon
In November" say the Rochester Times.
Also several bright and particular Con-
gressional stars may 80 into eclipse about
then.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

Gallagher may live to heart the crowd
hurrahing for President Gaynori and
Gallagher likely will be in a safe. sane
and secure place at the moment
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23
CHAT OF THE FORUM.
Almost ImposHihIe.

From the Kansas City star.
Evidently It is as hard 10 get an undesirable
out Of the Cabinet as IL Is 20 get one into the
penitentiary.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

The recent efforts Of the Republican
party TO patch up it's differences have
resulted. thus far, in the production Of
something very much like a crazy quilt.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

The new census gives Atlanta 155, 900;
which bet Atlanta, with customary en-
terprise. will promptly move TO raise
to 100000
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23
A TremendOu, Undrrtnkinr,

Prom the Dallas News.
Maybe il is the purpose Of the Nebrasksus to
keep on blcksctting Nh Bryan until he goes away
back and sits down
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

The trouble with Uncle Joe" seems 20
be that he will not even play good In
dian for an act or so.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

Already the skirmishers are predicting
"a long. hard winter" Cheer up. never
theless! There arc several predicters Of
a contrary disposition in the reserves.
doubtless
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

The Earl OF Yarmouth has been
charged with plagiarism That must
make his lordship feel quite respectable.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

A candidate for the legislature IN
South Carolina is charged with the grave
offense Of wearing pajamas. No South
Carolinian with such a skeleton in his
closet should plunge into politics.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

Instead OF trying 70 wipe Dixie" OF
the map. Senator Hepburn might better
employ his time trying TO fix Idaho more
attractively on.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

The main thing that troubles the Pat
terson faction in Tennessee is Patterson.
obviously.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

A few more boosts from Or. Wiley for
cottonseed oil. and the rehners will boost
the price.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23
Live Volcanoes.

There are from 800 TO $50 volcanoes on
the globe. This estimate includes mere
~ live volcanoes
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

The Joe" Bailey Presidential boom
does not appear to be spreading ike
wildhre, exactly.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

quires the Buffalo News. Why does not
the News ask something hard 70 answer?
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23
Alexander POPE.

Pope's features were small and deli
cate. All his life he was very pale and
looked sickly.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

The Kaiser has just opened his fifty
first royal residence. Does his majesty
propose to break the traditional fifty
seven varieties limit2
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

Not yet having consulted his lawyers.
Or. Crippen is undecided whether he is
crazy.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23
A LITTLE NONSENSE.


There came a nibble at my hook;
A cloud of spray.
I couldn't bring the fish TO book;
He got away.
The water there was quite as clear
AS one could wish.
I saw him tangle up my gear,
That crafty FISH.
He was no monster pike or trout
Both game and strong.
But just a common FISH about
Five inches long.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

The way Of the trsnsgressor is hard.
Here's a lady under indictment"
"Wen?'
Her lawyers have forbidden her TO
talk"
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

Everything IN the Wash.
Family all back from the summer
trip2"
yes"
Il hear your wife is confined 10 her
room, What does the doctor say?"
I'VE haven't employed doctor. The
laundress promises to have her out in
about four days"
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

Chasing Nicholas Longworth Uncle
Joe" looks like adding insult to injury.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23
Married Money.

He's married % an heiress,
But finds IL quite a bore
He has a time 20 get a dime:
He never asks for more.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23
One Mnr.

Then YOU can't get me a new gown"
II positively can't, my dear. Learn 20
talk Esperanto and show off with that. y
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

st. Louis conductors are required by the
street railway companies not to reply TO
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23
His Experience.

His Experience.
The dog is mans best friend"
so I've often heard"
Don't you believe it?'
Well, I never had dog that wouldn't
so to any stranger In preference TO me. 81
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23
Wnsn,t strcnrthened.

Wasn't strengthened.
7 hear the old bridge outside OF PUNK
willie has collapsed"
Yes and the town council can't under
stand IT, We had just given that bridge
a coat Of paint Why, it looked Ike
uau
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23
In Demand.

80 you are an automobile drummer"
The automobile business doesn't re-
quire drummers, my friend. I'm a dis
tributer"
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

Woman was tine subject OF two discus
sions in hotels yesterday. P. T. Harmon.
who drops into washington every few
weeks on his commercial rounds FOR
Newark house. giving out an opinion on
what viii become Of suffrage.
I saw in newspaper recently said
Mr.. Harmon. that the equal suffrage
wave has left its mark upon the face OF
the times. and that il viii be but a few
more years until women in every coun-
try viii exercise the right Of ballot I
saw in the paper where some woman Is
peranust declared German women would
be voting within twenty years. I have
but one reply for all OF these arguments.
and that is, simply, that women are
having about all they can attend TO now.
without taking en- more responsibilities,
or even lighting Tor a chance to take
them on. There are millions OF happy
women in the world who do not want 10
vote: and IL must be remembered that
at least two-thirds Of the population
must be won over before the female vot-
ing franchise IS granted. They viii never
win my mother or my wife. They are
satisfied with their homes and their gov
eminent. and they are happy. They tell
me TO do the voting, and they viii trust
in me.
why. there are a great many men
who would take it as a direct heart
thrust for their mothers or wives 10 seek
the privilege Of voting. thus trespassing
upon mems rights, and telling them by
their actions that they do not believe
they are capable OF doing it right.
am very much opposed 70 woman suf-
frage. and everybody have ever met IS
nnnoSed 10 H."
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

In the opinion Of Col F. G. Thurman,
Of Cincinnati. who is visiting relatives IN
Washington, and who was seen last night
in the lobby OF the New Willard, national
politics. with all the State imbroglios
and the wrangle in New York. involving
Taft, Roosevelt. and Sherman. has just
begun 10 get warm. compared with the
boiling that is TO follow. There is going
TO be a great deal of SUR in Ohio. Ken
lucky, and NeS-2sla shortly. and the
Illinois strife is not over.
I wish I lived in Washington. where
there is no such thing as politics" said
the colonel L get so tired Of the guSh
and babble about who's who and what
the tarin is that want to jump or the
earth We must have our little troubles.
but there ought 10 be some way of cut
ting them down 70 a sensible minimum"
The Washington herald., 1910-08-23

labor
Los Angeles herald., 1910-12-25
S7000,000 INVESTED IN
AUTOS BY LOCAL DEALERS
Southern California Most Fav-
ored Field by Manufacturers

The Importance of Southern california o.
the automobile industry is hardly realized
here. except gy men familiar with automo-
bile producing conditions .u the east Harry
Ioucrtg q. Morrow. Ioomis d CO.. dtstribu-
tors nf the Interstate. sF.s some inter-
es-i1s data i'm tals ee4lect.lu ana claims
that raa eastern manufacturers cous-I der
s ltaegA california -As most Important field
in t.a United states. and are more anxious
to secure good connections in this section
t.aH ia New York. chicago or Boston. Iue
reason for this IS easily understood when
one realizes that the automobile season here
cover 500 days of tho year. wlio in other
sections the selling season is confined TO i've
or -IE months Of the spr.ag and summer
Ight now the automobile factories Of the
s.ao and financial strength of the Inter
State are building as rapidly as possible .A
anticipation ur sur4n- deliveries, but they
all like t. make all aamvnts possible du'-
Ing taa winter months. southern California
with rs etcu climate takes more automo-
ts.s5 during December. January. February
ana 1lar-l -htu Naw York. Chicago ana
Boston combined
There are .t present soveutr-ciEht deal
ers IF automobiles doing business IN Los An
gcle. vita total Investment Of approx
mat.'E s-n.IH". 7ud with the highway
improvements WHICH aye being made and
contemplated hos Angeles w.L wltain two
u. tarre years H. tho greatest distributing
point -. automobiles I'm tine United states.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-12-25
ANNUAL ROAD RACE
FOR NEW YEARS DINNER
ChiCago'S Motorists Novel Plan
to Open New Hotel

Members Of the Chicago Automobile
club will Ncud their way to Halliday
for tho fourth annual New Years run,
Joe Gunthors hotel being the scene
selected for the entertainment OF the
motorists.
Greater enthusiasm than has boon
known on any previous venture of TINS
character IS marking the preliminary
work of arranging for the coming
drive by eliminating the long Cen
tury" of preceding years more Nom
bCrs ON the club have become lu-
terestcd in the project. while the pros
pect of a night with Gunthcr is PROV
ing an added attraction.
The celebration attending this run
VIII mark the official opening of Gun
TIERS hotel and the former head Of
the club IS contest committee and mem
her Of the board Of mana gers is making
great preparations 10 receive his fol-
low club members in right royal style.
As i'm the past Burley Ayers is push
ing d vigorous campaign FOR entries i'm
this annual event, and the prospect at
this time appears that there viii be
greater turnout than ever before. To
nearly every member Of the club APP
preached i'm regard TO this trip tho
project has specially appealed and Mr..
Ayers has a string of prOSpectlN#S'
that leads him II predict the biggest
and best bunch of drivers that has ever
participated in the run
Mr.. Gunther has made several flying
visits to the club recently and states
for the benefit Of those who anticipate
enjoying the drive that his place will
be thrown wide open TO all who come
and everything that brings good cheer
win be provided for the occasion.
Nothing is too good for his fellow club
mates. says he, and the dinner and
dance should prove the hit Of the social
season i'm the club.
This trip will he considerably shorter
than the preceding New Years runs,
which, heretofore, have been over the
Elein-Aurola century course. with a
stop at the Fox River Country club for
a dance and refreshments The long
drive each way had the effect OF stop
ping many who would otherwise have
gone, and now that the club house ui
the Fox River Country club has been
destroyed by fire the runs tours and
touring Information committee has
chosen Gunther's place as the scene OF
the next entertainments
The route 10 be followed ON this trip,
as planned by Chairman Ayers. lis t.
drive west through Garfield park TO
MayWood, there turning due north
and follow the Desplaues river road
through DesplaineS and Wheeling, di-
rect to Halliday, making the return
trip, after the midnight dinner and
dance. by the same roads.
il is planned. as has been the GUS
tom in the past. for the dariug motor
lists To- meet at the Plymouth Place
club house late in the evening af De-
camber 81 and attend thu usual enter
taiument given by the club Promptly
at the stroke of midnight the motorists
big robes and start ON the 36-mHe jour
ney. which should be covered an two
hours ot easy going, according t5 the
calculations Of the committee.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-12-25
AUTOMOBILE BOULEVARD
DETROIT TO TOLEDO
Sixty Miles Along River and Lake
10 Be Constructed

A boulevard connecting the lake cities
off Detroit and Todelo is in prospect
and for this hundreds of motrolsts Will
rejoice. such d roadway would prove
Jla connecting link between many
routes which are now considered prac-
traI1y impossible for touring purposes.
officials of these two cities have TAX
en- un this matter in earnest and the
prospect of it's being carried to compile
tiun appears bright. Mayor Whitlock
of Toledo has written to Mayor Brett
never of Detroit indorsinE the propO-
-Itiou. and If the two cities work In
harmony toward the common end the
result cannot help being advantageous
To the motorist.
heretofore if the tourist found il best
to go to Detroit on his way east lie
either shipped his ear to Cleveland by
boat before rcsuming his tour or else
stuck To the Canadian trail through the
Southern part Of the Dominion to But.
faIo. not caring to trust to the imper-
feet roads between the Michigan and
tha ohio cities.
such q boulevard would prove of i'm
ususa value to both cities. II would bs
the rauneCting link between the auto
mobile metropolis of the country and
the rich Ohio territory, and would also
provide another good route for touring
purposes
Brand WhtioCE, mayor Of Toledo,
has written Mayor Rrictmoyer of De
tcoit as follows:
II write to You in the hope that
concerted movement may be under
taken by representatives. of Detroit and
Toledo citizenship toward the building
of a good road between our two beau
tiful cities They lie but sixty miles
apart, ana a road between, along river
and lake. would traverse. one of the
most beautiful regions in the world.
In these days when automobiles are
bringing city folk and country folk
moro closely together, and uniting the
cities themselves more intimately,
broad highway between US would be Of
advantage not alone to autOmobilists,
Los Angeles herald., 1910-12-25

A combination of goggles and wind
shield is not necessary The wind HELD
is designed to keep the wind. dust and
rain from the eyes and th. same loljs
true of goggles. While wearing goggles
is supposed To give the driver ra.y
look. their constant use will tend to
impair his ryceight
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06
California Expects to Profit
by Opening of the Canal

Atlantic seaboard wholesalers than to
anyone on the Pacific coast We can
ship from San Diego and through the
canal for New York at much lower
rate than applies on the same article
for direct shipment from Kansas City
TO New York. Not vessel bound from
the Atlantic to the orient by way OF
the canal but what will be obliged to
rcfuel coal bunkers or take on oil at
San Diego. but the tonnage thus CON
verted VIII permit the transportation
Of products much more valuable thar
fuel of any kind
The coming exposition means much
to southern California, which now has
over a million people. 1t is equally
important to the residents of Nevada,
Arizona. New Mexico and western
Texas, whose business men and public
officials are cooperating actively in
the preliminary work.
Within two years the San Diego &
Arizona railway, connecting the sea
port city with Yuma, Ariz., will be
completed. The commercial Importance
of this road is out of all proportion to
its length of 200 miles 1t will make
San Diego the first stopping place in
California for all southern passenger
traffic; which means tourists-and will
at the same time establish the city
as the entry and reviving point for all
sHlpplng on tne southwest. IL Will give
an outlet to the sea for all the products
of the wonderful Imperial valley aud
will induce the location of factories
on one of the most splendid harbors
in the world "
The Panama. California exposition
was organized and Incorporated last
September and has for its president u.
5. Grant, Jr., son Of the soldier-presi-
dent; John D, Spreckels, the Pacific
coast capitalist, vice president, and the
directors include Lyman J. Gage, for
mer secretary of the treasury and A. g.
sporting goods. Both Gage and Spald.
ing bring TO this new effort the ex-
perience acquired while acting as di.
rectors of the World S Columbian ex
position at Chic9 po
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06

tiors and lofty thoughts rather than TO
boisterous sports and riotous living.
Post commanders are requested 10 in
yite clergymen OF all denominations 10
deliver appropriate addresses on Sab
bath. May %. and so far AS practicable
posts should attend divine services on
that day.
Post commanders are also requested TO
ask the different schools in their reSpec-
tive localities TO hold patriotic services
on Friday preceding Memorial day and
Will make n detail from each post To CO.
operate with the teachers in such serv-
ices. This duty is OF special Importance.
for unless the deeds OF the fathers live
In the hearts OF the children, the altar OF
liberty will be without incense.
The Woman's Relief Corps, Sons ana
Daughters of Veterans and kindred or
ganizations. and all patriotic orders and
citizens In sympathy with tn" spirit "i
with us in its right Observance.
Let the children. especially with their
songs and flowers, have a prominent
place and part in all that is done. that
they may be encouraged 10 continue the
work long after We have crossed the
river.
Post chaplains will make early reports
to Comrade w. c. NeaZie, Salt Lake
City, Utah. department chaplain and de-
partment patriotic Instructor, Of all serv-
Ices held in honor Of the day, including
services held in public schools. and on
Sunday preceding Memorial day.
l.. II. SMYTH
Department Commander,
Attest: THOMAS HARRIS.
Assistant Adjutant General
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06
ATTENTION CALLED
To MEMORIAL DAY
Grand Army Commander Urges
Proper Observance of Day
Dedicated to Dead.

A general order, No. 5, has been is
sued by Captain l.. II. Smyth, depart
mont commander OF the Grand Army
of the Republic. respecting the observ'
ance of Memorial day, May 30, Stress
is laid upon the duty which the com.
rades owe TO the memory of their dead
school children are urged TO participate
in exercises, on the preceding Friday
of an appropriate character. The cler'
gy is asked to conduct services and TO
deliver addresses on the significance of
the day on the preceding Sunday, May
90 Tho order reads:
To every true American patriot Me-
mortal day Is the most sacred day OF the
year. II is the nations Sabbath, and Its
proper observance is one OF the ma
lions strongest safeguards. No more
beautiful or impressive scene can be wit
messed than that OF redeemed nation
ceesing from its daily toll and gather
that we might live, bearing offerings of
flowers and giving suitable expressions
OF the gratitude which a great people feel
towards those who gave their lives a
willing sacrifice upon their country's
altar.
To every defender of the union. Me-
mortal day is filled with sweet and pre-
cious memories, and It's observance has
become a sacred and loving duty. I'm
like the dead OF other wars, the mem
ory of our comrades never withers or
grows dim. Their places In our hearts
remain untitled. Though unseen 10 NOR
tai eye. they still walk by our side. Their
names are familiar words, and the deeds
OF valor they performed seem as things
Of yesterday. We rejoice tho day
approaches, and though old and un-
steady of step, we come. each year In
diminishing numbers. to deck their graves
with flowers We come in broken col
umns, carrying the flag they loved so
well. We come marching TO the same
music TO which their loyal feet were at
tuned, our hearts filled with joyous pride
as we realize that the memories OF those
who fell in defence OF freedom and the
right is immortal.
Let each comrade, who is physically
able, participate In the patriotic duties
which the day inspires. and by personal
example teach lessons of reverence and
honor 10 the nations dead. Let every
comrade discountenance frivolous amuse-
ments on that day and seek 10 have it
observed as a memorial day rather than
holiday: a day given 10 serious redec-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06

Ask for Flor de Baltimore Cignr,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06
X. OF c. GOLD MEDAL
WON BY PAUL MILLER

The young orators IN the contest for
the Knights OF Columbus medal at All
Hallows college Thursday night covered
themselves with glory and the Judges
had a difficult time in picking the win
ner. BY a comparison OF the Individual
marking Of points made by each Judge
separately, IL was found that Paul Miller
stood highest and he accordingly was
awarded the gold medal. Charles Gillls
received honorable mention. and third
place went to Charles McGin
The programme throughout, was one OF
great merit and each number was round
ly applauded by the large audience pres
ent.
The judges were Attorney w. II. Leary.
DR.. M. A. Hughes and DR.. L. F. Ham
mer. The presentation speech was made
by Mr. Leary.
The Rev. j. Gunan. president OF All
Hallows college. said that he was plea sed
with the ora toriCal efforts of the boys
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06

will have been omitted by next Saturday
night.
Any one who has not been enumerated
is urged 10 send his or her name to Mr..
McMillln Immediately. Although the
time has bcen extended. II is not Mr..
McMnIln's wish that any one should con
ceIve the Idea that there is time for care
lessness.
II the following named persons will for
ward their correct residence address they
will be properly enumerated on the gen
eral population schedules. The bureau
has received an Individual census slip In
each case. but no address was given
Please give your first name and Initial.
George w Conradt, Jacob a. Dahl
William Burton. Mrs. j. b. Wilson. Ar
thur NJ. Footc. &. +. Moore Harry 4
Gates. John r. Ramsey. l.. Roser. David
4. Sykes. Thomas n. Norrell, Frank 4
Gasscr, Lew G. Smith, Afford Olsen
Madge C. Smith, Edward Baker Holmes
George Mayson.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06
INTERESTING MEETING OF
SALT LAKE BANK CHAPTER

Willard Smith Of lions Savings Bank
and Trust company delivered an 40 :
dress on trust company IhethouS pciplc
the salt Lake chapter OF the American
Institute OF Banking at the fortniShtly
meeting at the Commercial ciup Lhurs- ,,s
dav evening. There was an lniornaI dIS-
cnssIon in which X. - Andrews, X. &.
Barncs, W. j. Witherspoon. {. e trle.
William McEwan, John Russon, j. y;
Openshaw and Samuel Williams TOOK
'TC, c. Friol and John Russon OF me
Utah Banking company OF Lem "Ste
guests OF the local chapter and m9tio,
70 amend the constitution Ia extend al
nriv,Ieces 10 non resident members was
carried without opposition. ,,
The next session Of the association WI
be th. annual meeting Tor the eIeclion VI
nfNrnrs