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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-02-03

was asked if he didn I think that Kea
had burnt the stick in the furnace
that he tended. Grace became enthu-
siastic over this suggestion and de-
cided that it was the proper solution.
Then, later. kea was brought IN. He
was asked if he had burnt a stick in
the oven.
Eyes. said Kea.
"'There, YOU see, - said Grace glee-
fully "That 5 the way it was. and
in So saving Grace drove another nail
into the gallows for Kea uses wood on
his fire and burns many sticks.
That was one incident in which
Grace took too much advantage of a
coincidence. Had he been a more con
summate actor he would have denied
the circumstance he 50 eagerly accept
ed and stuck by his first version for
which there was no coincidence to back
him.
There are many more of these same
mistakes that he has made, but the of
ficers investigating the ease keep them
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-02-03
FROM FOOTBALL!
TO FILIPINO
o,.s Trainer of a Harvard Eleven
wv you Goyernor-GeneraI OF
Philippines.

,.- bar1pd the blue rim OF t1o ".'''
rorpg college graduate "H'' "
,.1s ago. was hammerlng d ii".- ara
,.n .I.ren into shape to beat Yale,
og,inst a similar big coach
j new W ,,l-ror frSt.cI9.,
irs deposition III s,.n. y.,-.,
&rrrcaB citizens o0' ''
r,o little brown tllPho h'Ila'9'
4- 49, r,,r5s Cam Forbes, the
'I VIZ ,a.,.o5 the famous Grim
ta.1" "Ao f'','' >-,-u tI.,-er in
eu team that went ~ ~ ~.
,,l, and PLAYED rings around TIE LII
=. :, The time of 10, is now gov
SUM ~ tbo pbiIinnines hay
sTaoi z7H''''' ....h, ra.4
ng been recently "PL''''i'' ~
br President Taft.
r,-bes belongs to the Theodore
!. pohor+ Rqcon Clifford Pin
Roosevelt .lo..
taot, Beehnah " ~ mp .,
university men with tat purses WHO "
.Ro, do something decent for the
=, Coo than avecute Variations
2'lIu WV n,,,;, .,r,.;oo N
after cnofus gn,s' "Da,,
stead Of personal P.eoa",3' hall : ovid
tie got mo the il"i ' ,'',' .''''l
iron ZANE as cldcN Pi7N'' pa -
the early nlneI,eS' iese, . 'u ''3 ,to +bo
u l''-' ana tnen W. 5 va 49, an. -
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-02-03
JOHNSON GETTING
IN JOHN |. CLASS

NEW YORK, February Jack
Johnson, the prize-fghter, has pleaded
not guilty to Indictment by grand jury
Of assault on negro in one of the city
hotels He has been sued for $4,000
damages by the person assaulted.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-02-03
PILES CURED IN 6 TO u DAYS.

PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed
10 cure any case Of Itching Blind
Bleeding or Protrudiag Piles IN 70
u days OF money refunded.-Nade by
PARIS MEDICINE CO., Saint Louis
l. S. Of 4.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1910-02-10

h'A lNNNN WV f.F
enunciation, we'll sounded ppriods
analytical siyle AND logical ar-
rangement 81 HIS address, bs
trayed the trained eluvutonlst.
the experienced platform speak
or, profound student, 10 short,
the expert dsbnier of whom We
had heard. HE familiarity with
tariff legislation AS apparent 10
all and his fairness in thu discus
sion is admitted hv all &c read
the record; he hsd lle hnoks the
facts and figures that esnrot be
disputed aud he asked his hear
10 reason with him He
showed by the congressional re-
cord that q great mauy Demo
Gratis like protection as well MS
Republicans, among t1-m our
own William joel Stone, who
voted for protection ON H.,
iron and lumber lie regretted
that the tariff should be- q polit-
zeal question, and argued that
it shosld be a question Of busi-
ness. He abused mo @, he
spoke feelingly OF The late Judge
DeArmond, and paid tribute 10
bis abilit, and his honesty He
said he bad no gruose against
the Democratic party nor against
any Democrat As To- Mr.. Bry-
an he felt that the great Cum
mouer was she beet asset of the
Republican party, because IA der
his leadership the Republicans
have had an easy competitor
Never di d a speaker receive
closer attention than d d Mr..
McKinlay in his sew ntv five
minute address; never di d a
speaker make better Use of his
time for he spoke rapidly, yet
clearly, distinctly and 10 tn e
point. There was n trace of
bitterness in any remark. no in
Clination TO accuse, no attempt
at misrepresentation.
BY skillfuny msrsha'ling the
facts in logical order, review
ing the history and achievements
of the two great political parties
and dsvslopement of the nation
under the policies of the Repub
lican party and the failures of
the Democratic party within the
memory Of every voter present,
he lifted the audiences tor high
plane OF craftsmanship d
scholarly orat1ry and held them
spellbound by a masterful pre-
sentation Of the truth.
Mr.. Reed under the agreement
was entitled TO fifteen minutes in
which to reply, H. launched at
once into 8 rambling story tell
n g stump speech, filed with
stock phrases OF abuse, such as
convince the hoodlum element Of
The cities, but which is not APP
proved by the staunch element
Of his o party here The
Gnm Shoe swagger and the Bill
Stone squirt, punctuated with
frequent yolleys of tobacco juice,
drew the cheers from the husky
sons Of the great IN washed. he
played the pSttifopger; be mis-
quoted and misreprescuted his
opponent, he made coarse allus-
ions to political opponents; he
referred 10 the hag in a tone Of
ridicule: be used all mis- time and
m 0 + e, compelling chairmaa La
mar to Admonish him to close;
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1910-02-10
Two sides 10 The 0a,suop.

In a recent issue of the Review
there appeared nn article which
told at length how jim Reed out
debated the Hon D.. e. AcKinlay
or Californis, at Harrisonville
shortly before the recent Con-
rressional Election in this dis
tfiot. The following which ] 3
taken from th CaSs County
News seems to prove that there
is at least a reasonable doubt as
to whether Ma. McKinlsy Was
beaten or not:
Mr.. Reed was introduced and
Logan a general discussion o I
national questions, touching the
tariff bill, but soon took op Is
sues pertaining to Missouri poll
tics. deyoting considerable time
10 malicious attack upon Gov
ernor Hajley, whom he denounc-
ed as a hypocri'ical CRATER elect
ed To uface with a Bible in one
hand and a glass o: beer in the
other. IL is net putting II too
strongly 10 cay that this attack
nDon Hsdlev was resented b Y
two-thirds Of the Democrats in
the audience, but many who list
ented were familiar with Jim
Reed and bis platform methods.
He is still the same individual
who attempts 10 emulate William
Joel Stone, bat who must ever
remain a spurious imitation Of
the real thing. Witty and some
times poiutless stories, the use
of such terms as, Liars" Rob
bers,'' "Graftsrs, constituted a
large part OF bis vocabulary.
With hair disheVelled, flushed
face and flashing eyes, abuse, n
vective. utilization and general
expectoration poured from his
lips, while some Of his partisans
laughed and cheered.
Let it be understood that this
is not a Reed" county he has
but few followers here This is
a Stone" county IN Reed
thinks his only avenue Of ap-
proach to the hearts OF the Demo
cracy Of old Cass, is to adopt the
Gun Shoe swagger and pose,
chew and spit necessarily and
cuss Republicans. 1t is imposs-
lille for a man Of Reed make
up appreciate the fact that
Stones h oil d upon the people
here is due largely 10 the fact
that be is an orator OF the old
school, and in his younger days
was a student Of books, and that
he can in spite Of other failimgs,
which should, perhaps, not be
often spoken OF against an old
and decrepit man, set forth ] n
splendid diction and convincing
rhetoric, his views upon public
questions. That is what the ay-
erage Cass County Democat
likes a n d Reed never reaches
that high level for he is essen
italy a successful story teller OF
coarse stories.
When Chairman Hight intro
duced Hon Duncan E McKinlay
the audience was all attention,
specializing, wondering, W b a 1
sort of a being had come ~ ooy
guest. and what sort OF a speech
was TO follow. Greater contrast
between two men is rarely seen
than appeared between these two
debaters. No trace OF intemper
area had lined the face Of the
Californian: erect, we'll poised
dressed in neat and modest garb,
he walked forward, placing hia
hands npon the railing. began
Il I'm no orator a. Brutus 10
but a plain blunt man, and l,aSe
come to tell you things whereof
/ know His appearance vaa
commanding, magnetic, remind
ed one of the experienced plat
form lecturer, and his manner,
that VI q college professor whc
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-13

UNDER THE BAN
DR.. Wiley Will Not Stand
For the Popular Ice
Cream Cones.
BY United Press Wire

Washington, July 13.-The hokey-
pokey man Is in bad, That vender of
youthful ecstasy, by using formulas
whereby ''ice cream" may be turned
out for ten cents per gallon, and plac-
ing it in conesN preserved with boric
acid, was put under the ban today by
Dr. Harvey w. Wiley, the govern
ments pure food expert.
One formula quoted by Dr. Wiley
and often used In making the ten
cents per gallon ice cream the sort
that generally greets American youth
at the school house door at each re-
cess is:
seven pounds powdered gelatin
three pounds of deXtrlne -four, glu-
cose product, and fifty gallons of milk,
AS the milk must be of the cheapest
grade it is usually skinned or con-
densed milk. This concoction when
frozen is guaranteed to have sufficient
"stiffening" to Withstand Old Sol for
hours on July day. Various dyes
and havoring extracts are added and
often the stuff is frozen in a dark and
disease infected cellar.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-13
The Only Thing to Do.


The old veteran had paused In his
"reminiscences and was mopping his
brow, while his audience waited impa-
tiently, thinking he had left OFF
81 recollect," he continued dreamily.
that at the battle of Alma | had n
very excltin' time. Bullets were pelt-
In upon us like rain, men fell right
and left, Cannon roared like thunder
Itself, and, worst OF all. the enemy
had managed to get within hundred
yards of our position. was mad
with excitement and wasn't thinkin'
of anything except just fghtin' for all
l was worth. All of sudden | turn
ed and found that my regiment had
changed its position, and I was cut off
left to the mercy OF the enemy, sirw
The veteran paused. He always
does at the most exciting part. He
finds 1t amusing.
"Well, what did you do?' asked an
impatient listener.
"DoT said the old fellow sternly.
well, ! reckon l did mile In three
minutesw-St. Paul Dispatch.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-13
Some Puns.
Some Puns.
The best pun in the English Ian
guage Is Tom Hoods:

Some Puns.
The best pun in the English Ian
guage Is Tom Hoods:
He went and told the sexton,
And the sexton tolled the bell
The worst pun Is that of the man
who fell into ditch and rose with
the remark, How very ditchtressingp
DIR. Johnson sald.1hat the pun was
the lowest order of wit. but to this
Goldsmith replied. "The pun. In other
wordh Is the foundation of wit. ehT'
Every Latin master likes to tell his
boys two puns The first is punning
derivation of restaurant: "Res. a thing:
taurus. a bull bully thing" The
other is derivation of virgin: 'Vir, a
man. gin, trap; man trap"
Among newspaper humorists the pun
Is dying out. In the old days. the
good old days the Burlington Hawk
eye man and the Norristown Herald
man and the Arkansaw Traveller man
would pun nj each other like this,
We don't care n straw what Shake.
speare saba rose by any other name
would not smell as wheat. Arkansa "
1IAfs'efs 49,. : = 1.,.-.. $50
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-13
SALT OF ALBANY
MUCH ABSENT

Dy pulttu IItSS wire,
Buffalo. N. Y, July 13--Roy Salt.
thirty. who is held here on charge
of grand larceny. was given hear
ing I'm police court today. Salt is chief
clerk at the Albany hotel, New York.
and 1t is said, was stakeholder for
pool of betters who placed s2.10O on
the Jeffries-Johnson fight. When the
battle was over, the charge is that
both Salt and the money disappeared.
Salt says he placed the $2,100 in the
hotel safe, locked the strong and
came to Buffalo to attend the races
at Port Erie. He has been here five
days.
The complainant against Salt is
Baron ID. wilkins, the negro, at whose
cafe in New York Jack Johnson
makes his headquarters.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-13
THE PRESIDENT
RELAXING ON GOLF

by United Press wire.
Beverly Mass, July 13-President
Taft is today relaxing after his con-
ferences with Attorney General Wick
ersham, Secretary of Commerce Nagel
and Senator w. Murray Crane. Today
the executive played golf with Cap
tain Archibald Butt, his military aide.
at the Myopia golf links. This after
noon the president had as his lunch
con guest Captain George w. Logan,
commander of tie Mayflower, who
completed plans for the presidents
ten-day cruise along the Maine coast
wSich begins on Monday.
The feeling is growing here that
President Taft will soon assume the
position of leader of his party and
not remain in the position of man
waiting for somebody else to o. X.
his actions. The conditions, leaders
here say, are ripe for the president
to take such stand and that 1T
will strengthen him in the congress
sional campaign which starts In Sep
tember.
This morning Mrs. Taft and Miss
Taft were In town. Charlie was out
on the Bandit for cruise down the
Harbor. Robert. who Is IN Canada, Is
expected home the end of the week.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-13
NICE EgTAlNGDIQ,
One Can Move out Of His
House After Decorating it
and Let Soldiers Muss it
Up. n


Riga, Russia, July 13-Thousands OF
Royal soldiers are being thrown into
Riga in anticipation of the visit Car
Nicholas is to make in the next few
DAYS to unveil the monument In
memory of Peter the Great. a
The town is practically under mar
tial law. The authorities 'are keeping
secret the exact day of the Cars ar
rival, as well as the route he VIII
traverse. Along whatever route Is
chssen, the householders will be COM
pelled to move out on the day of the
visit and their homes will be occupied
by police and soldiers.
Outwardly, the authorities will see
that there are appearances of rejoice
ing. The inhabitants of the city have
been ordered to decorate their houses
elaborately and people are being train
ed to cheer at the proper time.
The truth is, however that the feel
ing here is bitter toward Nicholas
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-13
>--- The -
Scrap Book
Things H. Didn't Understand.

At the table on an incoming liner on
a recent trip one of the first cabin pas
sengers found in an oyster one of the
tiny seed pearls which look almost ex-
nctly like bird shot. Apparently the
formation of pearls was mystery to
him. for he examined the thing curl
ously. picked II up gingerly and laid it
on the tablecloth for further investiga-
ton.
Now, Ii Is habit of cooks at sea to
carry fshhooks In their pockets. and
on this trip. by curious coincidence,
part of small hook got caught In a
piece of beefstenk that was served to
this particular passenger. AS soon as
his knife encountered the hard object
he started. picked Il out carefully and
laid 1t beside his other find on the
cloth.
Then he beckoned to the waiter and
confidently whispered In his ear. IL
don't want to be impertlncnt," he said,
but would you mind telling me where
you shoot your oysters and why you
catch your steaks with hook and
llneP
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-13

Types of the 10000 cloakmakers who
recently went on a strike in New
York for better working conditions
and recognition of their union. Only
4i,050 of the strikers are members of
the international Garment Makers
Union, which is the official name of
the organization; the balance are nom
members who struck in sympathy.
Abraham Rosenburg. president of the
Union, who was elected strike-leader
declared that IL the manufacturers,
/ 1850 in number undertook to have
their garments made in factories out
side of New York, general strike
would result
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-13
TROUBLE AT

BY United Press Wire,
Washington, Ind, July l3--An ef-
fort was made by persons connected
with the Baltimore & Ohio Southwest
ern shopts TO spirit away Fred Hager,
railroad detective. and Hungarian
strike-breaker who were shot Tuesday
evening In riot at the local railroad
shops, 20 ST. Louis and Cincinnati
hospitals but was frustrated by local
officers Chies OF Police McCrisaken
with three policemen and Sheric Col
bert stayed by the side of the Injured
men all night.
The shop force. Wednesday morn
ing, was demoraiized, many of tho
men refusing to work because OF com
plalnt thai Ia guards are intoxicated
|Similar complaints caused Tuesday
pigat's riot
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-13
HANS WAGNER HAS
HIS WHIZZ WAGON

BY UMted Prebs WIre.
Pittsburg, Pa, July 13.-Hans Wag-
ner's automobile, which has been
blamed for his batting and fielding
slump and for the Pirates erratic
playing this season, was today re-
stored to the big Teuton after hay-
ing been in the custody of a consta-
BILE for several days. Wagner pune
tured a tire While out riding and took
the machine into Seventh street
garage to be repaired. When he re-
turned for 1t, he found the place lock-
ed and a card tackled to~the door an
.nouncing that the contents of the
shop would be sold at a sherins sale
to recover three months rent.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-13
The Way He Scored.

Sir Charles Todd was for many years
at the head of the Adelaide observa-
tory and was the chief of the South
Australian weather bureau. Once when
visiting one of the smaller towns Of
the colony he called ON man who
had gained local reputation as a
weather prophet. without disclosing
his identity Sir Charles said to him:
II dabble a little In weather predict
Ing myself. Would you mind telling
me how you arrive at your conclu-
sionsT'
''Oh, that's easy enough" was the re.
ply. There's an old cove in Adelaide
called Todd who puts In the papers
what he thinks the weathers going
to be, and l always put just the OPP
posite TO what he says, and that's the
way score"
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-13
A BLOODY
REVOLUTION
Anticipated by Spanish Co.
vernment and Troops
Being Concentrated at
Madrid.
BY United Press Wire.


Madrid, July 15.-That the Span
ish government anticipates as bloody
revolution as that which went on In
Spain during the long battles around
Melilla Is indicated today by the
thousands of troops that are being
massed i'm Valencia.
Troop trains are being kept under
steam in the railroad yards, and tariff
hc toward Barcelona is being run so
that the troops may be rushed to that
city at moments notice.
There are rumors current in high
circles here today that government
spies have discovered evidences of a
most dangerous revolutionary plot In
Barcelona.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-13
JOKE OF A BOY
CAUSES DEATH

BY UnIteu Pfess WIG. a
Canarsie, N Y, July 13.-The po-
lice are today endeavoring to learn
the name OF the lad whose Joke
cost Robert Victim, sixteen-year-o old
youth, his life. Victim was swimming
in Fish creek with crowd OF other
boys when one OF the party threw up
his hands and cried for help. Victim
swan toward him and the supposedly
drowning boy jumped on log pad
died away laughing. His herQic woqld-
be rescuer was taken' with'ua crabnp
and sank, ---.ssi,
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-13

Because they are about the most
notable exhibit we have. Those birds
were shot Ia 1886. Labrador ducks are
now extinct"
He says" exclaimed the visitor,
turning to his wife once more, ''they
put 'em in that glass case because they
haven't pleasant odor. And | don't
wonder at 1t. They were shotin 1856"
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-13

ELLA FLAoo YOUNG Chicago, where she
was elected to this office. is nightly
pleased with her work. She began
teaching school forty-eight years ago
and has advanced step by step from
the A B O grade to her present posi-
tion, although she never solicited a
promotion. Her salary. which is S10,-
600 a year, is said to be the largest
ever received by a woman for teach
ing, and she has even more authority
than the superintendent OF the New
York public schools. Mrs. Youug's
writings are widely known. and she is
one of the most noted educators In the
United States.
A complete tour OF America is now
being made by Jacob A. Riis. the ia.
nous socioloGist. and. although II Is
said that the object of his trip is to
talk In favor of the boy scout move
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-13
For there the heart can rest.
Henry van Dyke.
He Was Not Surprised.

what kind of ducks are these?' ask.
cd the visitor in the archaeological de.
partment at the museum.
Labrador" said the attendant. 1--WE
paid $1,000 for those two specimens"
Gosh" exclaimed the visitor, turn
Ing to his wife, he says they paid
$1,000 for 'em! I've bought finer ducks
for half dollar many time. What
have you got 'em in that glass case
for?" he inquired, addressing the guide
again
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-13

ment, politicians de-
clare that Mr.. Riis
in reality wants to
Judge just how the
country els to-
ward Colonel Roose-
welt. who may fol-
low him later and
make a number OF
speeches. He has
long been a close
personal friend Of
the ex-presidentand
Is known through
out the United
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-13

rate plans are be- GEN. DA foNsEcA.
Ing made TO entertain him. General
da Fonseca is progressive and pro-
poses TO adopt many of our methods
In pushing his country TO the front.
He is nephew of General Deodora
da Fonseca. the first president Of
Brazil.
Paris may give us many OF our styles
in dress. but 1t is not likely that the
new dish It has just placed on its
menu cards will become popular over
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-13

rile expedition of 1898 and spent a
year among the Eskimos In Alaska
twelve years ago,
Captain Scott. who heads the British
expedition to the south pole. is now
on bis way on the Terra Nova TO New
Zealand. from whence start will be
made for antarctic waters In Novem'
Der. The real dash for the pole will
start In October. 1911. The Terra Nova
was formerly nm Old Dundee whaler,
but has been transformed into model
yacht and Is said to be the best
equipped vessel ever employed in arc.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-13

Dover, Del, July 1s-The Cincinnati
and Pittsburg Electric Railroad COM
pany was Incorporated here today
with S1,OoO,OOo capital.
The incorporators. are A. Il. Cox,
+. $. Kanode. A. W. werninger, C.
p. Sanborn and C. r. Wyatt, all Of
Huntington, West Virginia.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-13

been seeing some
thing of the world.
at present being In
Germany at the in.
yltation of Emper-
or William TO wit.
ness the military
m a n G u vers. He
will sail for this
country on July 10.
spending a month
here. and elabo-
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-13

Cheer up, women sufrraglsts. for one
Of your sex may be the next governor
Of New Hampshire. At least womaD
is going to make big attempt to get
that office. She is Marilla NJ. Kicker
of Dover and recently filed a formal
application with the secretary Of state.
accompanied by check of 500. which
is necessary to enter her name as n
candidate under the new primary law.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-13

working valiantly for woman suffrage.
IL she doesn't win this time she prob
ably will try again. just as she did
about voting In 1870 she startled her
community by going to the polls ana
demanding the rtgbt to Tte. She
wasn't allowed TO cast her LSilot. but
that didn't discourage her. aud since
that first effort she has made many
other attempts to do so.
The visit to America in July of Gen.
eral Hermes da Fonseca is attracting
no little attention. for he is one of Bra
zil's foremost men and next Novem
Der will be inaugurated as president of
that country. Since his election he has