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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-01-05
Public S,le.

Having sold his farm. the UNDER
signed will sell at public auction at
his place. Sec. Is. Union township,
four and one-half miles southeast Of
Dow City and four and one half miles
southwest of Buck Grove. on
WEDNESDAY. JAN. 18th, 1910,
commencing at II o'clock sharp. the
following described property:
% Head of Cattle. consisting Of Il
cows and 10 yearling steers and heif-
ers. "a head Of hogs. horses. 10
doz. chickens. Two stacks clover.
hay.
Farm MISUNDERSTANDING pillow.
riding pillow. cultivator, mower, hay
rake, nearly new; corn planter. drag,
half interest in manure spreader,
&c, 600 #. native lumber. slabs, scove
wood, cream SEPARATOR and II swarms
of bees.
All household goods. books, 100 at
of canned fruit. potatoes, etc.
Free Lunch At Noon.
TERMS-All sums of $40 and UNI
der. cash; all sums over $40 one
years time on bankable notes bear
ing percent interest.
JOHN B. RAE.
W. j. McAhren, Auct.
w. E. Fishel, Clerk. IL
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PUBLIC AUCTION.

Having decided to quit farming
will sell at Public Auction on my
place three and ] miles east of Deni-
son and miles west of Vail, on
WEDNESDAY. JAN. 10. 1910. "a.
commencing at 10 q. M, all NJ
household goods. machinery and stock.
as follows:
Eight Head of Horses Consisting
of one gray mare, II yrs old, VT 1900.
in foal; grey gelding. yrs old. VT
1900; black mare. yrs old, VT 1880,
in foal; black colt, years old. VT
1900, in foal; two year old Relding,
VT 1900, black yearling colt. VT 1000,
span of ponies.
Twenty -four Head of Cattle, con-
sisting of three cows, two to be fresh
soon, one two year old and four year.
ling heifers. eleven yearling steers.
one heifer and four steer calves.
Eleven Head of Brood Sows, six Of
which are thoroughbred Duroc Jerseys.
bred to thoroughbred Duroc Jersey
boar.
Machinery-rwo lumber wagons,
one Clean Sweep hay loader and hay
sweep. Success manure spreader. 12-
foot Gorham seeder. loft harrow with
cart, l6-inch walking stirring pillow.
New Century riding cultivator used
one year, New Departure walking
cultivator. Solid Comfort riding pillow,
potato pillow. P. and o. Edge drop
corn planter. Deering binder, Giant
Killer feed grinder, two six 1T Stand
ard mowers, hog rack. hay rack.
feed throughs, feed hunks. quantity
of farm tools and equipment. Three
set work harness. one set new, driv-.
ing harness. 8 set iynets, about 300
bu corn in crib, 200 blu oats, seven
, tons hay in barn, blu seed corn, 8
! stands of bees. Household goods and
other articles too numerous to mem
, tion.
Free Lunch At Noon.
TERMS-All sums under $40, cash |;
5 all Gums over $40 one year. time will
be given on bankable notes bearing 8
percent interest.
A. W. MILLER, Prop.
McAhren & Malone, Aucts.
Sears McHenry. Clerk. IL
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PUBLIC SALE.

The undersigned will offer at Pub
lie Auction at his place in Milford
township, section 80, 81 miles north
east of Denison, miles south Of De-
lott and miles west of Vail, on
THURSDAY, JANUARY goth, 1910,
commencing ut 10 O'Clock am, the
following described property:
9 Head of Horses-One gray team
of work horses. coming and 9 years
old. weight $500 lbs; one team Of
mules, 10 years old, weight 1000;
one iron grey gelding. 6 years old,
weight 1000; one bay eelding, 9 years
old, weight 1900; 2 colts. one bay and
one sorrel, 3 years old. weight 1900;
one colt 2 years old. weight 1000.
Nine Head of Good Mich Cows-7
of them are fresh, 10 steers. 2 years
old; steers. one year; heifers,
two years old; one short horn Dur
ham bull, two years old; 6 heifers.
/ year old; calves.
20 brood sows, will farrow in April.
80 head of hogs.
Machinery-Two lumber wagons.
nearly new; two seated surge, top
buggy, platform spring wagon. near
ly new: one Plano binder, one Ster-
ling corn planter with 80 rods wire,
one jones vertical mower. Dane hay
loader, hay rake, two 16-inch stirring
piows, l4-inch stirring pillow, 8 Little
Joker cultivators, one Rock Island
cultivator. Sterling narrow track
seeder with grass attachment. Ohio
disc. iron harrow, 16 feet; hay rake,
hog rack. feed grinder. hand corn
shelter. feed cutter, galvanized dip.
ping tank. 10 dozen chickens, house
hold goods and many other articles.
Free Lunch At Noon.
TERMS-All sums under $40. cash
all sums over $40 one years time on
bankable notes bearing 8 per cent in.
terest. No goods to be removed until
settled for.
L. G. DORALE.
McAhren & Malone, Aucts.
M. E. Jones, Clerk. O1-2
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AR1oN ITEMS.

Stella Butler returned Saturday to
where she is taking course
at the University.
Mrs. Ed. Kepford was a Denison
shopper Thursday.
A. A. Conrad was Denison cal Ter
Monday.
Miss Fanny MCGUIRE was an Arion
caller between trains Monday.
Father Farrelly was in town last
week for the purpose of christening
the baby daughter of MIR. and Mrs.
Houlihan. A party composed of rela-
tives, Mr.. and Mrs. P. j.. Farrelly
and Mrs. j. T. Haugh were present
The little one received the name of
Miriam Louise.
Rev. Walsh gave very good SER
mon Sunday evening. The many ex-
cellent things said with regard to the
approaching New Year was certainly
an inspiration to the young.
The Ladies Aid Society at the last
meeting decided to take advantage of
the gond sleighing, consequently a
conveyance sufficient to accommodate
seventeen was secured and they en-.
joyed q trip to Dow CityS
The Young Peoples Society gave 8
basket social at the home of Mrs. A.
]. Mackey's and enjoyed themselves
and the baskets brought satisfactory
price.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Butler wer,
entertained at dinner New Years Day
by Mr.. and Mrs. Milo Kelly.
A number of our young people
classmates of Miss Mabel Cole. at
tended party given by her on New
Years Eve and report very pleasant
evening.
Mrs. Nell Carson and children Of
Enterprise, Idaho. arrived last weeL
for visit with her parents, Mr.. ant
Mrs. R. A. Talcott.
Ferne Butler returned to her school,
work at Grinnell last Monday after 8
two weeks vacation at home.
Jesse Wig made holiday visit to
his friends ateArion. Jesse is now
one of the l. C. telegraph operators.
Quite q number of the young PEG.
pie attended the dance at Dow City
on New Years Eve.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Bolton and
children of Denison spent Sunday at
the {. C. Trip home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nordaker of Dunlap
were sArion callers between trains
Monday.
May Eta Hitchings of Ute has been
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Nothing but Booths Extra Selec
oysters used at the Oxford. 4ltf
PUBLIC SALE.

The undersigned will sell at Pub
lie Auction at his place five miles
northeast Of penison and five miles
wegt of Vail, on
THURSDAY, JAN. 10, 1910,
commencing at IL o'clock. the fol-
lowing described property:
Four Head of Horses One span
black geldings. eight yrs old. VT $500,
one dark brown horse yrs old. VT
1900. one roam horse W.T. 1900. age Is
yrs.
Nineteen Head of Cattle, including
four fresh mich cows. one COW with
steer calf at side, one yr old bull,
l two-year old bull. q steers coming
two years, l steer coming three yrs.
heifers coming two yrs. / heifel
coming three yrs. 2 fall heifers, !
fall steer.
Twenty-Five Head of Hogs. includ-
ing twenty eight black Poland Chins
brood sows and one Poland China
boar.
Machinery-Fuller & johnson corr
planter with 80 rods wire. disc cul.
tivator. l4-inch stirring pillow, 16
inch stirring pillow, three-horse even
er. feed grinder. grass mower, rid
ling stirring pillow, Avery walking
cultivator. riding cultivator, seedel
with grass attachment. three-sectio'
drag, hay rake. two-hole shelter an
power, hand shelter, Deering binder
hay buck rake, hay fork, rope an
pulleys: set single harness. Sc
double harness. Sharples cream
separator, z doz. chickens, buggy
two seated carriage. two wagons
1000 bushels corn in crib, 40 tons ha
in stack, 10 bushels Early Ohio see
potatoes, / stack straw, and man
other articles too numerous to mentio
Free Lunch At Noon.
II TERMS-All sums Of $40 and under
CO sh: all sums over $40 one year
, time on bankable notes bearing pei
cent interest.
GEO. WATSON. Prop.
McAhren & Malone, Aucts.
W. H. Laub. Clerk. 52-2
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WEST SIDE ITEMS.

DIR. w. W. Stirlen of Delta Iowa,
visited at the home of Thos. Button,
Sr., last week.
Leroy Dohse came home from
Mapleton to spend New Years day.
Clark Evison, Jr., of Carbon, Iowa,
visited West Side friends last Wednes-
day.
Mrs. Henry PAIL and son. Arthur.
visited relatives in Wall Lake last
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Griggs are
visiting at the home of DR.. and Mrs.
C. L. Patterson this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. E. Smith and
Charles returned from Evansville.
Wis.,. where they spent Christmas
with relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. W. Vennink were
Omaha visitors last Friday.
Miss Lulu E. Fitzpatrick returned
Saturday from Tabor. Iowa. where
she spent the holidays with her sister
and family.
Marvin j. Peters came from Lin.
coin, Neb.. to spend New Years Day
with his parents and also to help hi
father, J. II. c. Peters. celebrate hi.
birthday. Quite company of neigh
bors and friends also gathered at tn,
Peters home Saturday to help cele
brate the event.
Peter Greves of Denison was {
West Side caller January LIST.
Emil Martens spent New Year.
Day at the home of his parents. Mr.
and Mrs. P. j. Martens.
Miss Mable Bridge returned SUNDAY
afternoon from her home at Bondur
ant, where she spent Chris mas an,
New Years.
F. C. Book of Elmwood, H., Wis
tied at the home of his parents. Mr.
and Mrs. Fred Book. last Sunday.
Arthur Peters left Monday fo
Ames where he will take a shor
course in farming at Ames College
John and Edmund Cathcart of Char
ter Oak visited over Sunday in Yves
Side.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. Schnecklotb an,
Miss Emily Schneckloth of Denisol
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public Sale.

Having sold his farm, the under
signed will sell at public auction at
his place, Sec. %, East Boyer Town
ship, seven miles southeast of Deni-
son; eight miles southwest of VAIL;
eight miles north of Manila, on
MONDAY, JAN, 10, 1910.
commencing at IL o'clock sharp, the
following described property:
z Head of Horses gelding five
Years old; 1 gelding six years old;
black mare, Ia years old, weight
400: / sorrel mare nine years old, WI
1850: black horse colt two years ole
( weight 900; black mare two years
old weight 14O6; 1 yearling colt.
y Head of Cattle-6 mich COWS
4 > calves and 1 two-year old Shorthorr
e Bull
> % Head of Hogs-23 brood sow
{ and " barrows.
u alachinery-oAe lumber wagon;
buggy disc corn plow; 2 walking
r. cofn pows; walking stlrrlng pio"
8 ha, rake; i disc; 1 corn binder;
IRON harrow; nearly new corn plante
with 50 rods wire; 1 hay stacker;
nay buck; 2 sets work harness;
}. cream ssparator; 10 geese, 8 turkeys
:, 81 ION. Of timothy hay, in stack; ais
" IL hives Of bees, household goods AM
q numeroas other articles.
!. Free ch at noon.
Terms All sums of $1,000 and un
Der cas- on all sums over $1,000
credlt OF 3ae years time will be give1
d on good y .kable notes bearing pc
3, cent intet4
q D. sIMMERMAN,
: w. J. Mca4rea, auct.
u Chas. Voss eerk
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REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

Tuesday, Dec. 28th.
y Herman G. Neaum to Emma
Neubaum-lots 5 and 6. blk q. Buck
Grove, Iowa. Con. 81.
E. L. Miller to John Olson-lot Ia,
blk 5, Kiron, Iowa. Con. $500.
Wednesday, Dec. goth.
Dora Hinricksen to Andreas Hin
ricksen ct al-und 1-5 WI sw4 and seq
sw4 sec 9, Goodrich twp. Con. $500.
Thursday, Dec. 3Oth.
Thomas F. Ratchfurd to M. R. Nc.
Grath-lots 10 and Ia, blk 2, Vail.
Iowa. Con. $675
Elizabeth Gum to George 7. Gunr
-nW1 sch sec 8. jackson twp. Con.
$4,000.
Friday, Dec. 31st.
G. S. Waterhouse to Woods Cones
lot 9, blk 10, Charter Oak, Iowa.
Con. $1,000.
Elizabeth Langan to Mary AM
Duffy-ne4 mel sec 80. West Side twp
Con. 81.
Joseph G. O'Leary to Ihoma
Noonan-ss sell sec "a, Washington
twp. Con. s64O0.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-01-05
Railways in Canada.

Out of FOG railway charters granted
by the Canadian parliament in the
70 years ended 1909 only 20 have re
suited in any construction, sc have
lapsed and the others have received
extensions of time. Exclusive of the
Canadian Pacific. Grand Trunk Pa
clflc and Canadian Northern, the char
ters granted called for 63.8O9 miles
construction.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-01-05

Rev. j. j. Davies went to Battle
Creek Monday.
Frank Marriott is enjoying a visit
with relatives in Chicago this week.
Miss Ethel hurry returned Satur-
day from her vacation spent in schal.
Ter.
H. W. Book came home from
Evanston. H.. to spend New Years.
Miss Jessie Heslop returned from
her home at Lehigh Saturday.
were over Sunday visitors at the p,
B Spottswood home.
Miss Jenette Hannigan returned
from her home in Dunlap Sunday.
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For Sale al a Snap.

A quarter section of land 6 miles
south Kiron, miles southeast Schles-
wig, 2 miles northwest Deloit Good
improvements, waterworks, hydrant
at house and barn, good orchard, 40
acres hog tight, 80 acres seeded to
tame grass. Price $4,000 per acre for
short time.
52tf L. B. Romans, Denison, Iowa
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Public Sale.

The undersigned will sell at pub
lie auction on his farm in the south
east quarter of Section 5, Denison
2 miles west of Denison, on
TUESDAY, JAN. 18th, 1910,
commencing at one o'clock sharp,
the following described property:
5 Head of Horses.
6 Head Mich Cows, three of which
will be fresh about time of sale; one
is pedigreed and recorded; one pedi-
greed Shorthorn Bull, coming two yrs
old
10 Head of Calves-Seven heife1s
and steers.
Neutrality-suspicious. Deering binder, al
most new; Deering mower; Os
borne rake; hay stacker; l buck
2 cultivators; two 3-section iron har
rows; disc; 12-foot seeder; feed grind
err; lumber wagons; hay rack; plat
form spring wagon; 2 sets double har
ness; set single harness, two 16-incl
stirring plows; Good Enough riding
plow; hand corn shelter; grindstone
No. DeLaval separator; new Success
incubator. Several hundred bushel
corn in crib.
Free lunch at 1880.
Terms: AS usual.
WALTER POWLEY.
McAhren & Malone, Aucts.
Sears McHenry. clerk. So 2
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Road Notice BENSON Township.

The trustees of Denison township
will receive bids for the road work Of
said township for the year 1910. Bids
to be for man. and for man and team.
Each bid must be accompanied by
bond for $500. The trustees reserve
the right to reject any or all bids.
Bids must be filed with township clerl
on or before IL O'Clock noon, jan,
18th. 1910.
IRA C. GILLM0R.
1-2 Clerk Denison Township.
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Revenue Stamps In Mexico.

All notes or legal papers executed
in Mexico must bear revenue stamps,
and all papers executed in the United
States or other countries must bear
these stamps before legal action can
be commenced in Mexico.
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half a mile east of Coon Grove. on
Cemetery road, on
MONDAY, JAN. 18th, 1910,
commencing at 10 o'clock the fol-
lowing described property:
Five Head of Horses-Grey horse
twelve years old. Bay mare twelve
years old, bay horse five years old. one
team good work horses.
Twenty Head of Cattle-Eight goud
young mich cows coming fresh soon,
four heifcrs coming two years old,
eight spring calves.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. binder with
trucks, two wagons. Jones mower,
hay sweep. hay derrick. feed grinder,
two New Departure Cultivators, disc
harrow, three-section harrow, corn
planter with 100 rods wire. Jumbo
seeder. almost new; l6-inch walking
pillow, hay rack. hog rack, one horse
cultivator, bob sled, sickle grinder,
grind stone, hand corn shelter, water
trough. six # water tank, two-seated
carriage, platform spring buggy,
single buggy, DeLaval cream separat-
or, Union churn, 2 sets work har-
ness, 2 set fynets, saddle and riding
bride. eight gal. cream can. farm
tools. This machinery is all in ex-
cellent condition.
About thirty ton, tame hay. about
300 blu corn in crib, about 400 bushels
Yellow Champion seed oats. Silver
laced Thoroughbred Wayndotte chick
ems. about 200 head. including thirty
fine young cockreels Some household
goods and other articles too numerou
to mention.
TERMS-All sums of $40 and unde
cash; all sums over $40 one year.
time on bankable notes bearing per
cent interest.
CHRIS H. LORENTZEN, Prop.
McAhren & Malone, Aucts.
Sears McHenry. Clerk. 52-2
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-01-05

44O acre river ranch for sale at very
low price. All fenced, ditched, part
cultivated. part native hay, timber
enough for 40 years. 2 good houses.
good barn, 8 miles from Antonito.
write for booklet. The Menke & Car
roll Realty Co., Antonito, Colora-
do. 19tf
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FOR sALE-Seven room house,
with hall way, four closets. pantry
and four roomed basement. The
laundry room l6x3O is very handily ar
ranged. Sewer connection, two lots,
south front, fine trees. considerable
fruit, and the best neighborhood in
town, making this snap. Enquire of
S. j. Woodruff. 52-3
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Can't Stand the Music.

A Munich servant girl has given no.
tice to quit because she says that her
mistress persists in playing classical
music for couple of hours every
morning, although she has not the
slightest notion how it should be in
terpreted.
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visiting her sister, Mrs. Phillips. dur
ing the past week.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. W. Grant spent
New Years Day at Ute.
W. R. Brown of Dunlap visited
Arion friends last week.
Ray Lehn attended the dance in
Dunlap Tuesday night.
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FOR SALES acres near college.
Splendid fruit orchard, good build.
ings and we'll. Call on or write.
H. Vosgerau, Denison, Iowa.
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FOR SALE-Six room house. barn
and five acres of pasture. one block
south of Northwestern depot. In
quire of Mrs. D. Mccarthy.
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Public Sale.

The undersigned will sell at Pub
lie Auction at his place in Denison
Twp. % miles south of Denison and
half a mile east of Coon Grove. on
Cemetery road, on
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-01-05

FOR SALE-A Singer Sewing ma
chine, mantle folding bed and an oak
dining table. Inquire at this office.
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The undersigned will sell at Pub
lie Auction at his place five miles
northeast Of penison and five miles
west of Vail, on
rrJr,nonAx, TAM 10 1O1n
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-01-05

Having decided to quit farming I
will sell at Public Auction on my
place three and miles east of Deni-
son and miles west of Vail, on
WEDNESDAY. JAN. 10. 1910.
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The Clevtr Weauer Rird.

An interesting bird is the "weav-
er" it seems @ he fond Of max
ing enormous nests merely for the
purpose of exercise n the art Of
construction. supply these birds
with STRINGS and straw, and they
will use them up rapidly, and their
fabric Is woven with a perfectness
that is astonishing. I'm some coun-
tries it Is the custom of the weaver
birds to colonzc and build one big
fiat topped platform, two or three
yards across. which is so admirably
put together as 10 Shed the rain as
well as any roof could do. Under
this roof they make individual pock-
ct shaped nests, bringing up under
this unique structure a large and
family Of little weavers.
There is another bird. called the
tailor" which, instead Of weaving
its nest, inclo,cs it IN big leaves and
the latter together with
plant fibers. just as one would sew
piece Of cloth
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v1ElETY On HIS TABLE.
fle Had for III. of Meat and Fov.
Is. e Eread.

re r'aa or we ot Meat and Fov'
h- g Grecd.
Ola man "oNun. th meanesl
citizcn ~ II! int biue nl- country
drove up % mas. place H.
Lexington. Wat.e an army Of ne.
gfocs stood aDD Z or lay basking IN
The carly morn Dg ~ln waiting fol
some man TO hire them. The old
man was 50 stingy that he usually
had great di.'ic liy in engaging ne
grocs 70 do extra work on his farm.
But this time le struck a barga D
lmmcdlatcl1 With big Bill Saundors
and tie half dozen powerful but
lazy black. who follow at his heels
All the others were greatly sur
prlsed to see this gang ambling ont
on the big road toward Mr.. Vow
tons place. Next morning they
were rystiied to see big Bill and
his cronics again i'm tile market
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Place two fork with their prong
one set over n, oicr and slip =
coin between the middle prongs Of
the forks. Then place the coin
Fat o. the rim OF wineglass or
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A WARNING.
The Utter Uselessness Of Taking .
Course IN German.

A customer during a trying on
asked her dre-smaker, whose son
was at college, if he were pursuing
"a general course or specializing in
any particular branch. '.hc answer
came promptly, through mouthful
Of pins:
"Sanskrit, ma'am He's specializ-
ing in Sanskrit. can't say but I'd
have preferred something a bit
more usual in the way Of education
something more plain tailor made
for every day like Sanskrit's such
fussy study"
Her criticism, if oddly worded.
was comprehensive and not unin-
telligent. Less reasonable and equal
ly unexpected were the remarks ofl
an old farmer in a remote hill vii
lage upon the favorite studies Of his
son. lie had always beer suspiciousl
Of the higher education and was farl
from pleased when his Joe, whom
he wished to keep on the farm, oh (
tanned a scholarship
Languages may be all right for
folks that's born to 'em in foreign
parts he declared recently, with
impressive delibcration, "but q man
that amt had better talk plain
Yankee and do things.
"To see that boy Of mine sit down
with a book We can't read. saving
over words ye can't sense-icst put
ter, putter, mutter, mutter, sputter,
sputter-why, it makes me fair sick
And for All he's been at it most a
year. he can't make those Italians
on the highway understand three
words together. lie owns himself
he ran't.r
1T j. Italian he Is studving.
them the listener murmurcd po
lltclr.
NO, faint; its German admit
ted the old man in reluctant
growl. ."But a precious poor ex-
cuse call that, and SO ! told him.
~ don't care if 'tain't their own
lingo, Joe,' says ]. 1T oughter come
long sight higher to it than Jest
United States talk. Squeezed al
mp together the way folks be on the
map o Europe, course they must Get
used to each others talk enough to
make each other out.
Bet We my Sunday -go-to-
meeting hat,' ! told him, If We talk
'd reel German to those Italians
hev'd understand yep
"But he can't. All he can DO 5
% set in a corner with his book,
'ntter puttering and sputter sPut
enng.
Don't We talk to me about col
eyes. Joe's arning."-Youth's
Companion.
rearly Through.
A stranger entered a church in
he middle Of the sermon and seat
d himself in the back pew. After /
while he began to fdget Leaning l
yer to the white haired man at his
de, evidently an old member Of
be congregation, he whispered
How long has he been preach
igs"
Thirty or forty years, j think"
ne old man answered 81 don't
now exactly" =
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