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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
Hardly a Compliment.

In the excitement of the moment
public speakers often say the opposite
of what they mean to convey, and
when Henry Irving gave reading in
the Ulster hall, in 1873" says Bran
Stoker, in Personal "reminiscences
of Henry Irving" zone speaker made
as pretty an Irish bull as could be
found, though the bull is generally sup
posed to belong to other provinces
than the hard-keaded Ulster. In des-
canting on the many virtues of the
guest of the evening he mentioned the
excellence of his moral nature and rect
itude Of his private life in these
terms: "Mr Irving, sir, is a gentle
man what leads life Of unbroken
blemish'
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
WHERE THE OWNER EnaED
Little Question That Something Had
Been Overlooked, But 1t Was
Not the Horse.

Just because racing is almost a
thing Of the past, there is more race
talk going on along Broadway than
In the old days, says the New York
correspondent Of the Cincinnati Times
Star. Every bar that is presided over
by person at all open-minded is sure
to have a few former touts or track
habitues hanging about, ready ito do
the best they can" Which. being
translated, is that you had best call
out the police before you take out a
bundle OF pretty money. 1t wouldn't
do much good afterward.
Everyone knows Dynamite Jim
Thornby," said Joe Humphrey the
other day. He may not have made
a million in the racing game, but he
had a lot Of fun out Of it. One time
he had a string of horses at one of
the little western tracks. 1t was the
rule out there to fix the judge before
you started horse. The judges ex-
pected it. Thornby had been prepping
r colt for a long time. Finally he
thought he saw a chance-and any-
~Ae@N- ~ nav Tie IlOHGJE he
set that colt in soft spot, got down
all his money, and watched it gaIIop
IN on the bit at Is to 1. Thornby
knocked down half the people on the
lawn getting back to the betting ring
TO collect.
Too bad, jim, said the bookmak-
er, your horse ran third
7bCy-
Judges stand with blood in his eve.
He reached around behind him as he
climbed and loosened the old Colt.
When he got into the stand he found
the Judge meditatively playing with
the hammer of one of these new-fash-
Toned automatic pistols.
I reckon you done overlooked that
hawse of mine?' asked Mr.. Thornby.
Bcowling.
Not at all, Mr.. Thornby,' said the
Judge, smiling. I didn't overlook your
horse, you overlooked me-"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
SHOULD NEVER STOP PLAYING
Real Danger Lies in Suddenly Drop
ping Athletics, Not in Over
doing Them.

An athlete is like an aeronaut-safe
enough while going, but in danger the
moment he stops, especially If he
stops suddenly
II the first great danger of athletics
for the professional or business man.
the brain-worker and man of seden.
tary habits generally Is not getting
enough of them, the second is like
unto 1t-stopping them too soon. No
little OF the bad afCer-effects so fire.
quently ascribed to athletics In col
lege and school life is really due to
their sudden discontinuance after
graduation.
The building OF man Is never fin
lsned, until he is dead. His life is all
III one piece, and what is good for
MIN at one stage of his existence. is.
mutatis mutandis, good for him in all.
Wnlie mans mere stature and gross
weight, and even horsepower" NAV
nave attained their maximum by
twenty-five or twenty-three, the eff.
cheney of both his mind and body, for
MS particular life work, ought to. and
uhder most circumstances does go on
steadily increasing until he is fifty,
aIty-nFe' and even sixty years of
age And the same health-giving
agency-exercise In the open air
"hlch has been the very life secret
OF MS structural growth and develop
ment' is equally indispensable to his
Iurther functional development and
growth IN efficiency. We not merely
limit our growth, but actually shorten
our lives by taking 1t for granted that
we have reached our limit at a GER
tain age or stage, and may, therefore.
drop the means of further progress
play Ill the open air When we stop
playing we stop growing Woods
Hutchinson in Outing.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
INDIcT FOUR IN |. c. CASE.
Grand Jury Votes True Bills Against
Ex-OfficiaIs of Road

Ex-OficaIs of Road.
Chicago. = Charges that the Iii
nois Central railroad was mulcted
put of approximate $4,90O,0O0 instead
Of 100000 previously fixed were set
up in indictments voted by the grand
Jury against four former off1cia!S of
the company. The men indicted are:
Frank B. Hartman, former general
manager.
Charles L. Ewing, former general
superintendent.
John NJ Taylor, former general
Storekeeper.
Joseph E. Buker, former superin-
tendent of machinery.
The indictments charge conspiracy
10 obtain money from the Illinois Cen
trail railroad by means Of false pre-
lenses. Two counts in a blanket in
aictment also contain charges of a con-
6dence game. Each defendants bond
Is fixed at $4,000.
The names of the Ostermann Manu-
featuring company, the Blue Island
Car and Equipment company, the
Memphis Car company and the Ameri-
can Car and Equipment company are
mentioned in the Indictment
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
STORM AT SEA CAUSES PANIC.
TWO Big Liners Have Fierce Fight
With Bio Waves.

New York. = A storm in the At
lantfc on Wednesday found two
liners on which to expend it's fury,
the Koenig Albert of the North Ger
man Lloyd fleet I'D the White Star
steamship Romantic.
Captain David of the Romantic made
an effort to get out of the squal1 by
running off his course. Later a cumu-
lative wave rolled over the starboard
side of the liner, sending it Keeling SO
far over to port that the funnel tips
touched the crest Of another wave that
arose on the port side. The big comber
smashed in the glass of three ports,
flooding three cabins.
The steerage, where there was 1,161
passengers, was in panic in the six
hours that the storm lasted.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01

Kittens are not taught to kill mice,
but do it instinctively, according to
the conclusions of two English obserV-
ers. The instinct is aroused suddenly
by the movement of the mouse, first
appearing about the kittens second
month of life, while still feeble and
scarcely able to eat young mouse.
If not first aroused until two or three
months later, the instinct becomes
less and less quickly responsive, and
the practical inference is drawn that
if a kitten is to make a good mouser
it should be allowed to exercise its
killing instinct while very young.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
mReern In KanSas.

A certain Kansas editor always puts
the word beer" when printed in his
paper, in quotation marks.
why do you do that?" subscriber
asked him
ct is for the same reason" he re-
piled, that we put quotation marks
around the word ghost We don't be-
lieve there are any ghosts. Kansas
City Journal.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
Inventor Gets Rich Reward.

San Francisco.-The first payment
of a total of SIT 100000 which is to
be turned over to George Gates, a
geventy-year-old G. A R. veteran of
San Jose, who invented the concrete
railroad tie, is now in escrow in the
Croker National bank. syndicate
of eastern railroads has been formed
TO buy the patent rights of the San
lose man and 100000 was given to
him when the contract was signed
Tuesday and by January 2, 1911, the
total of SIT 100000 will be placed to
his account
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
RIOT IN TAILORS, STRIKE.
Three Persons Are Shot When Non
Unionists Are Attacked.

Three Persons Are Shot When Non
Unionists Are Attacked.
Chicago. = Three persons were
shot and wounded, one seriously,
and many others narrowly escaped be-
ing struck by bullets in a riot caused
by striking garment workers, who at
tackled nonunion employees. Bricks
were also thrown and wagon load
of policemen hurried to the scene.
Vincent Belleno, forty years old,
and his wife, Mrs. Anna Belleno, thir-
ty-nine years, nonunion garment work
ers, who are alleged to have done the
shooting, were arrested and locked up
at the Chicago avenue station. A re-
volver is said to have been found in
the possession of the man and his
wife
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
Whv He [ ct Go,

Roger Cornell tells of an Irish
friend Of his who fell off high build
ing. About 20 feet above the ground
the Irishman grabbed wire, and held
on for a bit, then let go of 1t, and con-
tinued his sudden journey downward.
What did you let go of that wire
for?" asked friend in the hospital
Sure. I was afraid the damned
wire would break" said Pat.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
WORKS Amona Immigrants.

Miss Clara Lee Bowman of Bristol,
Conn. is chairman of the educational
committee of the Connecticut Daugh-
ters of the American Revolution, which
Is trying to make good citizens of i'm
migrants The committee cireulates
among immigrants a little paper COW
cred book which treats of the duties
of citizens.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
Wireless Across Continent.

Vallejo, Cal.-An exchange of wire
less messages between Key West,
Fla. and Norfolk, Va, was picked up
by Operator Bennish at the Mare IS
land navy yard Tuesday. Every word
of conversation between the two
operators on the Atlantic coast was
distinctly read.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01

81 don't believe any two words in
the English language are synonym
ous.''
''Oh, | don't know. What's the mat
ter with raise and 1ift'?"
There's a big difference. l raise
chickens, and have neighbor who
has been known to lift them"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
NEBRASKA ELECTS A DEMOCRAT
Charles w. Pool Wins Office of Sec
tary of State.

Omaha, Neb. = The official count
of the votes cast in Douglas county
at the recent state election, com
pleted, gives Charles w. Pool, Dem
ocratic candidate for secretary of
state, 230 more votes than the inofi-
cial count gave him. AS his opponent,
Addison Wait, the Republican, has
claimed but 205 plurality, it now ap-
pears that Pool is elected. The rest
of the Republican state ticket was
successful.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
Deer Hunter Shoots Boy.

Menominee, Mich.-Walter Daniel
son. eight years old. was shot at Her
Evansville Wednesday in mistake for
deer by an unknown hunter, who
ran away. leaving the boy dying. TSe
boy is the third victim this year Of
s'huck fever" in this state.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
SEVERE SENTENCE FOR WOMEN
English suffragettes Are Given Two
Months in Prison.

London. Twenty suffra gettes
who were arrested for smashing
windows in the government offices
were sentenced in the Bow street
police court to two months each.
In pronouncing sentence Sir Albert
de Rutzen, chief magistrate of the
Metropolitan police courts, said:
"You disorderly women have been
treated with too much leniency in the
past"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
HOUSE CRUSHED IN, FIVE DIE
Cleveland Mans Home Wrecked When
Adjoining Building Collapses.

Cleveland, O.-Mrs. J. E. Jack
envy Lakewood, is known to be
dead; Mrs. Simon Frutkin and two
of her young children and Helma
Lenyon, servant in the family of
Simon Frutkin, tailor, are missing and
believed buried in the wreckage Of
the Frutkin building at West Thirtieth
street and Lorain avenue, crushed to
earth last night by the collapse of an
adjoining structure.
Frutkin and four others in the
building were seriously injured.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
Two Hurt in Hotel Fire.

Boston-In a wild scramble to es-
cape from flames which destroyed
Youngs hotel at Winthrop Beach Fri
day a mother and her son leaped from
the windows and were so frightfully
injured that probably neither can re-
cover. The So remaining occupants
ESCAPED uninjured.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01

specialist gave me up and so did my
home physician. Surprising as it may
seem, l was able to leave my bed after
using six boxes of Doan's Kidney Pills
and for six years I have remained free
from kidney trouble. I confidently be-
lieve Doan's Kidney Pills saved my
life"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
Getting a Supply.

'fWhut did you do bout dat man
who was standin on de curbstone
calm you names?" asked Mrs. Miami
Brown.
Il th'owed a lump O coal at 'im,' re-
piled Mr.. Erastus Pinkley.
What did he do?"
He stayed right dar, hopin' I'd
make it a bucketful."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
Jack johnson Arrested.

New York.-Jack Johnson, the negro
champion heavyweight pugilist of the
world, was arrested Friday, charged
with assault upon Emily Cooper, a
white girl, who is a member of a the
atricaI company in which the prize
fighter is appearing.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
GRANGE is FOR RAIL CONTROL.
Fayors Absolute Government Rule If
Commission Is Found PoWerIess.

Atlantic City, N. 1.-THE mem
hars Of the National Grange re
corded themselves in favor of having
the railroads come under absolute
government control, If not ownership,
if congress could not clothe the pres
ent interstate commerce commission
with sufficient power to compel obedi-
encc, to its rulings.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
CAPITAL GIRLS ARE WALKER:
Follow Example Set by Helen Taft
and EscheW Carriages.

ington.-Following the ex-
ample of Helen Taft, Washing
ton girls walk to afternoon teas and
luncheon parties. Heretofore it was
considered the proper thing to arrive
at a luncheon or tea in carriage, but
Miss Helen Taft, who is very demo
cratic in her habits, loves to walk
and saves the fuss of the White House
livery.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
- STYLE.

Il think you said, Rastus. that you
had brother in the mining bust,
ness in the west"
.'Yeh, boss. that's right"
What kind of mining-gold min
Ing. silver mining, copper mining?"
mo. sab, none o those; kalsomin,
ing. Everybody's Magazine.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
RECORD GRAIN CARGO ON LAKES
Shipment of Flax Valued at $583, 22t
Made From Fort William

Fort William, Ont.-The most
valuable shipment of grain ever
carried across the great lakes started
from Fort William by the steamer Ire
land, one of the big American freight
ers. The cargo consists of 241, 600
bushels of fax, valued at $3.50, 220.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01

Mr.. Kicker-Your bill actually
makes my blood boil
Doctor Slick-Then, sir, I must
charge you $40 more for steriIizing
your system.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
uphoIds Sentence of Ruef.

San Francisco.-The district court
Of appeals Wednesday sustained the
conviction of Abraham Ruef, former
political boss, charged with having
bribed supervisors, and denied him a
new trial. Ruef had been sentenced
to "A years Imprisonment.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
KILLS WIFE AND HER FRIEND.
Anderson Ond) Man Stays Two
Women and Attempts Suicide.

Women and Attempts Sui<ide.
Anderson, Ind-Crazed over their
separation and restrained by court
from visiting or molesting his
wife in any manner, Frank Rick
cts, twenty-seven, a mechanic, shot
and instantly killed his wife, Ida
Ricketts,, twenty-four, and also her
friend and neighbor, Mrs. Nettie Brit
ton, while the women were at Thanks.
giving dinner in Mrs. Ricketts, rooms.
After killing both women Ricketts,
aimed a revolver at his head, but the
bullet only pierced his hat. He
walked to police headquarters and
surrendered.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
Countess ToIstoi Stricken

st. Petersburg.-A dispatch from
Tula Friday stated that Countess Tolls
tot is i'll, having a temperature of
1929. The will of the late Count Tolls
tot makes his daughter the Iegatee of
his unpublished works.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
Thu limited NIe,u

Cant you see" said the conserva-
Zionist, that the creek which runs
through your place is getting smaller
every year,"
Yes" said Farmer Corntossel:
but it never was big enough to git
any rivers an harbors preparation. no
how"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
Democrats Have Lead of SO.

Washington.-The Democratic rep
eesentation in the next house will be
227, as against 1913 Republicans and
nne Socialist, according to the roster
of the house published Tuesday.
These figures give the Democrats a
majority of So and a plurality OF "a.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
eiavs Four of Family.

Maryville. Mo.-Oda HubbeI, a far,
mer near Barnard, Mo, and his wife
and two children were shot and killed
at their home Sunday night by al
unidentified person, who set fire tc
their house to conceal the crime.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
Robbers overpower a Doctor

Norfolk, Va.-Two young men en-
tered the Office of DR., L. B. frey Mon
day and at the point of a pistol
bound him hand and foot to chair.
After taking all the money in the of.
ace the men fastened away.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
Eleven Tranrrd in Mine,

Providence, Ky-As the result of an
explosion in Mine No. of the Provi-
dence Coal Mining company Friday, II
men were imprisoned 100 feet under
ground, and it is believed that all of
them were killed.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
Jury Divided on KiIIino.

Dallas, Textile jury in the case
of Mrs. Fannie L. F1anary, accused of
murder, was discharged Thursday, be-
ing unable to agree after being out
four days. Mrs. Flanary shot and
killed her husband. Her defense was
temporary insanity.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
Women Get Prison Terms.

London-Twenty Sufragettes who
were arrested for smashing windows
In the government offices were Friday
sentenced in the Bow street police
court 10 two months each.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
Favors Irish Home Rule,

London.-Baron Loreburn, lord
chancellor, while talking on the Lans-
downe resolutions in the house of
lords Thursday, declared himself in
favor of home rule for Ireland.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
Ere DESTROYS Mail Car.

Schenectady, n. Y-Ffre in mai
car here Monday destroyed a large
portion of the contents. The blaze
was in a through car from Boston
filed with papers and other mail
bound for San Francisco.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
Kills Wife Who Sued Him

Detroit, Minn.-Henry Bauer,
farmer living near here, shot and
killed his wife Tuesday and then com
mitted suicide with the same weapon.
Family troubles were said to have
been the cause.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
F,e,pe Wornan Freed of Murder.

Sturgis, S. D.-Mrs. Nellie Mcmahon,
who has been on trial for the murder
of Ira W. Thomas. prominent attor-
ney of this city, was acquitted Tues
day, the jury finding her insane.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
End New Mexico Charter

Santa Fe, n. M.-The New Mexico
constitutional convention adjourned
Tuesday. All but seven Democrats
signed the constitution and all but 10
voted for 1t. The II Republicans voted
Tor it and signed it.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
AIrship Defeats Motor car

Philadelphia. - Claude Grahame-
White, the aviator, raced a motor car
in his Bleriot machine on Monday and
won easily. The distance was seven
miles, and the aeroplane's time was
7:46.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01

months l was helpless
in bed with kidney
trouble. Kidney secre-
lions were painful, my
head ached terribly
and my body bloated.
l ran down until I
; weighed but so pounds
and everyone thought
| had consumption- A
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
Bishop Named for Detroit.

WashingtoH.-New reached the
papal delegation here Thursday from
Rome of the appointment of Rev. Ed
ward D. Kelly of Ann Arbor, Mich,
as auxiliary bishop of Detroit
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
uJi5eIv k,o,un Mason Dias

Columbus, Or. H. NJ. Kinsman,
q thirty-third degree Mason and one
of the best known members Of the
fraternity in the United States, died
of heart disease Thursday.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
Spain Alarmed by Quake.

Madrid.-A series of earthquakes
were felt Friday at Corunna, Vigo o1ad
Ferrol. The people were greatly
alarmed, but no damage was reported
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
/, ooo Drowned: 400 sarks Lost.

Saigon, French Indo-China.-Cne
Thousand persons were drowned and
400 barks were lost during floods il
the province of Quangugai in AMMAN.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01

Rheumatism, Neuralgia and Sore
Throat will not live under the same roof
with HamIins Wizard Oil, the best Of
all remedies for the relief of all pain.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
And That Settled That.

Lazy Employee wasn't hired to
do that.
Brisk Employer-Maybe not, but
you are discharged for not doing it.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01

There is not vice which more eff
fectually contracts and deadens the
feelings than the desire of accumulat-
ing sessions.-Mant.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01

NIast % tue.
The world comes to him who
rats, remarked the moralizer.
True" rejoined the demoralizer,
hut he is dead when it gets there"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
Tender Youth Protected.

In Spain boys under sixteen are not
allowed to lift or carry more than Is
pounds or push or draw heavy loads.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01

A true friend is link of gold in
the chain Of life.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-01
His Season

Knicker-Is Smith intelligent?"
Bocker-Nobody calls him so after
election"