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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-03-27
AInnr False Ptctnrea.

Especial Cnble to The Times Dlspa tch.1 M
Paris. March o6.-La Pntrte states that
15.464 false pictures were sent to America
during tho last twelve months. including
$50 signed Coret. 1872 Rnmbrandts. 6,ooi
Tcniers 0ss Henners and 2,7ss szicms.
Recently under the new law admitting
free OF duty hundreds OF harpsi-
chords. ..haying belong cd to Marie Antoi-
nette.. have been sent over.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-03-27
Isaronial Halls for Sale.

/ "a Special Gable to The Times-D Dispatch.
Z London. March es.--The Lanarkshlro cs-
tate OF Lord Colebrook Is to DO offered for
sale shortly. It consists OF about 10000 acres
In tho County OF Lanarkshire. and includes
two baronlal halls. deer forests and grouse
moors, many miles OF the River Clyde from
its source. four villages and golf course. Il
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-03-27
CONSTIPATION AND BILIoUsNEss.

Warmers Safe Pills. purely. vegetable, sugar
4 perfect laxative, cure indigestion, biliousness
torpid liver and constipation They do not grippe
or leave any bad after effects. 25c.al box.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-03-27
Start Tour Of World.
~ erbo ,r>i,,, og T)funa r

london. March 2s.-Ear and Countess
Poulett have left England on tour round
the world. They Will break their journey
~ r.olon,bo and spend son,e weeks In In
dia. and from India they will go to Japan
returning to London by California and New
york. The Journey will occupy about ten
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-03-27
Chief OF Police Resigns.
rcnecia1 ~ The TfmeS-DfSpatch.

police q. r. Newkirk, Of Bluefeld. w.
Va. has resigned that position, and
accepted a place with detective
agency. whose headquarters are az
Roanoke
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1910-07-20

47-Mare or Geldmg any age. .-..-....s.. ........
LOT-NO 35- Roadsters.
At be Judged by their speed manners, conformation
finish, soundness, durability gait and styleof going
Stallion, any age ......... 1850.
LOT-NO- 36-Brood Mare and Colt.
49-Nare to be shown under saddle and colt to halter
Mare to count SO per cent and colt so per cent.
LOT-NO-37-Turnout
50-F ancest Double turnout, everything considered
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1910-07-20

f00-Mare Mules, any age. Observation-Disclosures.
10l--Horse Mule any age .s............
DEPARTMENTAL.
LOT--NO-57 Harness Horses
l02-Condtions same as lot-no-42
Geldng years and over. t.....
lO3--Mare or Gelding, 2 and under years. $1,000.
LOT--NO--5 Colts Qndividuas)
l04--Salion year and under g.
To be shown to halter ....l....
LOT--NO-5 o-Runabout horses
l05 They should stand quietly back readily, have good
and not over 81 hands high, to be
driven to a runabout.
Mare Geldng, any age. s-...s.
Especial by l.. D. Potts, Breeder and Dealer In
registered Hereford Catde)
NOON.
LOT-NO-- 60-PIug race for Cumberland Co.
only.
l06-Nle heats, best in 3. to start. .....
LOT-NO 61-Mule race for Cumberland
Co., only.
1O7-Nlle heats best in g. 3 to start
Condition as lot-no-4
LOT-NO--62 Saddle Horses
lO0-Stalion, years and under A.. .............
lO9-Stalon years and over. ................
LOT-NO-63-Roadsters.
Condition same as Iono-35
llO-Mare or Gelding years and under a. So.
LOT-NO.64-W Walking Ring
Stallion Mare or GeIdins. ......
--65-Harness Horses.
Condition same as Iotno-42
l2-Stalion, 4 years and over
LOT-NO--66-Riding Ring
1l3-Most graceful lady rider .........
LOT-NO--6 -Sweepstake Saddle Horses
Condition same as Iot-no-4l
114-Stalion, Mare or CeIding, any age -
90 per cent to first, Is per cent to 2nd and
Is per cent to 3rd
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1910-07-20
TU ESDAY AUG 10.
DEPARTMENTAL.

LOT-NO- 26-Poland Chma. Individually
36BoaE 500 rs
37-Sov .s-...-...r. 500 Is
LOT mo 27-Dmoc- Jerseys. Individually
36-Boar, 500 Is
3o-Sow 500 rs
LOT-NO 28-Berkshne Individually
40-Boa, 500 Is
4l-Sow 500 2E
LOT-NO- 29-Sow and Pigs
42-Sow less than sucking pigs any breed $50 25
LOT-NO- 30-F1erds
43--To consist Of boar and sows, any breed.
Must be registered and owned by exhibitor 1000 sc
LOT-NO-3l-Plug Horse Race for Cum
beland County only.
44-Nle Heats best in g. to 1000 SO
LOT NO 81 Mule Race.
45-One Half mle heats, 2 best in 8 to 500 %
DEPARTMENTAL
LOT-NO 33-Ridng Ring
46-Bes and Graceful girl rider under 13 years DID, 500
LOT NO 4-SaddIe Ring for Cumber-
land Co. only.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1910-07-20
FOURTH DAY

LoT-No-6s- cohsl Individually LIST End
115-Cot either SEX under year ......... ZOO 400
lie -Mae colt year and under ........... ZOO 800
LOT-NO=69- Mare and Colt
l7-To be shown to halter, count so per
and colt SO per cent ............... ZOO 300
LOT NO -7O-EIames Horses
Condition lotno-42
116-SaIion years and under 3............... 1000
ll9-Mare years and ~. ............ 1900
LOT-NO-7l-Roadaes
Condition Iotno-35
l20-Slion, geEdng age $500
LOT-NO- 72-Combmed Horses
For Cumberland County Only
21-SaIion geIdmg age ...... 1000 500
LOT-NO-73-Fme Horses
22-Fmet Stallion, mare gedng. any age Shown to
LOT mo 74-PsntatOn Saddle Horse
Gates to be considered. running walk and cante
123-Mlare o geldng ............. 1000
LOT -75-Lade Hhchmg Race
124-Lady who bndle harness. hitch correctly and
drive away FIRST The buggy and harness to be
the track and the horse to be brought to her
battered 3 to FILL LIST End Sd
Especial by Geo P Taylor Coz ......... 500 800 200
NOON
LOT-NO- 76-Pug Running Race LIST End
lbs Mile Heats best in 8, start ........ 1000 500
LOT-NO- 77-Mue Race
126-Nje Heats best in g. 3tot ........ SOC ESQ
LOT-NO- 78-Sadde Horses
Condition same lotno-41
127-Geldng years and ............. 1900
1923 Stallion years and under ............. 1000
LOT NO 79-Larges Family.
129-Man having largest family Of children 500 pair
|
Especial BY Haynes Henson Shoe Co. Knox
VILE Tenn)
LOT-NO- 80-F1amess Hoaness
Condiio same slo tno42
130-Doub team regardless Of sex, color
LOT-NO- 61-Rockaway Horses
131-To be Judged by their omdnes, action and
general ability to draw weight They should stand
quietly and back readily, high action required
Mare gedng, 1000
Especial by R.T Baker, Farmer merchant urn-
dealer and breeder Of fine poultry, dmoc
jersey hogs Bourbon King horses and registered
hereford cattle, speciality
LOT-NO- 80 Combined Harness and Gated
Saddle Horses
Condition a lotno-52.
132-ShIGon anyag 1000
LOT-NO 83-3 Gated Saddle Horses
133-Tob be judged by their quality conformation finish
soudness and action (which shall be
hue) Cats walk and caner
Stallion, gdmg tosh $500
LOT-NO- "a -Sweepstake Rodters
Condition samea lotno-
134-SaIion. O gedng any age .1O0O0
& 90 per cent to 1st 70 o End; and Is
o 3d
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25
HAS COME INTO HER OWN
spinster Of To-Day by No Means the Grabbed Old Maid of the
 "Comic" Papers.

The day of the typical grabbed old maid is passed Even the comic pa pers have ceased to make fun of spin sterhood in this guise. Her place has been taken by the independent woman who quickly enough finds her own niche in the world, and who gen. orally has plenty of common sense to spare for the benefit of others.
 The old maid of today finds a whole realm of interest awaiting her, and plenty of work which she cares to do No longer is she condemned to solitude and a cat, no longer is spinisterhood regarded as a term of reproach and looked upon as a con- dition to be ashamed of.
 Look at any of the big charities, any of the numerous boards of man. agement, and you will see the old maid triumphant and at her best, hap py enough in her work and her eff forts to help humanity.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25

The Hon. Cecil looked at her mar rowly, and answered with his best drawl "Oh! our elopement-you know we are across the Iine-in a state that demands no such foolish formalities as licenses or the consent of guardians. We should get that con- sent easily-if we went back for ito morrow. But l don't care to go back for it-do you? As soon as the rain stops we will go on and find our wait ing minister"
 You! Do you think I'd marry you? To save your life? Or mine?" Meg cried superbly. her eyes blazing.
 The Hon. Clay shook his head, but laughed lazily. You'll do tito save your reputation, my dear" he said, making as if to take her hand. Be sensible darling," he went on. You like me-and you must marry some body. We are known to have gone away together-even without the storm we could not have got back be- fore morning. You need not hope we have been followed. The big car would never take our roads, even if anybody knew them. And what horses could make and hold half our speed"
 My sorrels," Roland cried, spring ing upon the Hon. Clay, half throttling him, then shaking him as dog shakes a rat. They caught you-if you did have an hour the start No doubt you ran rings to bewilder this poor girl-but they would have caught you without. They know it was more than life and death. They brought me here in time! They are almost dead-al- most, not quite, thank God. The three of us will go back together. l shall give it out that this mad prank vas a test of their speed, and endurance. That will explain everything. If you dare say anything else"
 Well what?" the Hon. Clay panted, smiliny uneasily.
 Before Roland could answer, Meg had slipped to his side and put her hand in his That won't do Roland T know a better way-very much better" she said
 What is it?" Roland asked.
 She looked up at him bravely, but looked down again, blushing deeply. and breathing hard
 Let's have it that I ran away with him toto marry you" she said.
 AS Roland caught her in his arms the Hon. Clay grinned. You owe me a whole lot, cap'n," he said, lowing to Roland. For, if she didn't marry you just this way, doubt if she'd do it at all"
 He said it with twinkle that ought to have enlightened Meg, yet it was six months after her marriage before she even suspected that it had been all conspiracy against her Roland, really in despair, had fallen in with the Hon. "lay's scheme of vicarious elopement. Meg forgave them both like the thoroughbred she was. She buys a new car every season from Hon. Clay, who gets humping com- mission. He is a married man him. self now and very fond of his wife.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25
Sunday Schools Want Ad.

There is a church in Brooklyn that has adopted a novel scheme for en- larging it's Sunday school. It adver- tises for boys and girls to come to it. In the shop windows in the neighbor- hood of the church one may see pla- cards, such as are used for adverti- sing entertainments of various kinds, that bear the legend
 "Wanted-Boys and girls to join our Sunday school Below this are set forth the advantages that will come to the young folk who attend the classes
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25
Farmer Divided Profits with the Sell CTS Of Dressed Meat, and
 Lost Money.

Speaking of the present prosperity of the farmer, Assemblyman Warren Pine of Riverside, related little story at Trenton the other day which would seem to indicate the agriculturist is not always far-seeing with regard to his finances.
 Some time ago, MT. Pine said, he was on train and overheard the con versation of two farmers who were on their way to Trenton. First they talked about the dry spell they had last summer, then the game laws, and finally one of them remarked that he had heard that Josh Hankins had had his annual hog killing.
 ''Yaas,' returned the other with a chuckle, "and he didn't do gosh dasted thing but bunko himself good an plenty"
 How did he bunko himself?" queried the first, wonderingly. "He got good price fer 'em, didn't he?"
 'Yaas,' answered the second, with another gleeful chuckle, that was ther whole derned trouble. He got such a good price fer 'em thet he sold ther whole bloomin' lot, an didn't keep none for his own eatin'.'
 'Ye hey kind O got me, Bill," was the puzzled response of the first. ''Ye will hey ter come again."
 Tt is as easy ter see as slippin' off a greased log," said Bill He sold all them hogs at $1O a hundred, an now he is buVin' thpm hack for hi table in pork chop an scrapple lots at somethin' like 20 cents a pound. - Philadelphia Telegraph.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25

today we'll Mrs. WILLIAM AHRENs, 988 W. Fist St., Chicago, III.
 Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com. pound, made from native roots and herbs, contains no narcotics or harm ful drugs, and to-day holds the record for the largest number of actual cures of female diseases of any similar medi- cine in the country, and thousands of voluntary testimonials are on file in the Pinkham laboratory at Lynn, Mass, from women who have been cured from almost every form of female complaints, inflammation, ul- cceration, displacements, fibroid tumors. irregularities, periodic pains, backache, indigestion and nervous prostration. Every such suffering woman owes it to herself to give Lydia E. Pinkham:s vegetable Compound trial.
 If you would like special advice about your case write confiden- tlal letter to Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass. Her advice is free, ard always helpful.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25
Newspapers in Switzerland.

Switzerland has a total population of 3,500,000 and there are 1884 pe- riodicals in the country, or one pub lication to every 2,715 persons. Of the publications giving special attention to news and politics, 472 are printed in German, 101 in French, 21 in Italian and but one in Romansch. The relig- ious publications include 60 German Protestant, 40 French Protestant, "A Catholic. nine Missions, two Jewish and three Free Thought. The Swiss newspapers have limited telegraph services, as compared with newspa pers in other countries, but they are as rule, well edited.-Consular Re port
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25
About the Art Of Kissing

lice, and then again she may choose to regard his idle favor as an offer of marriage, and accept him before he can escape. Yet again, her father or brothers, detecting him with his arm around her neck and his eyes gazing into her forehead. may rush in and hail him as relative, touching him for small loans. calling him by his first name and seizing extensively upon all the other familiartties which relatives-in-law affect. Finally. the mother of the girl may knit him pulse-warmers and send him amateur remedies for his rheumatism and red nose, and her little sisters may giggle every time they see him.-Baltimore Sun.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25
Writer Calls Practice a Folly, but It Is Not Likely Soon to Be
 Abolished.

Why do people kiss? The act itself is ridiculous as a spectacle and unsat- isfying as an amusement. It's sole physical accompaniment is a feeling of suffocation, and on the psychic side 1t is frequently embarrassing, partic- ularly if an unsuspected audience re- veals itself, say, by satiric whoops and catcalls. It has none of the charm of ether pleasures, such as solfeggio. eat ing and automobiling, for example
 Kissing will neither build up the anaemic nor soother the neurasthenic.
 But still it thrives, and no jeremiads on its perils will ever work it's aboli- tion. The man who makes practice of kissing the fair sex is man at tracted rather than repelled by dan- ger. He knows that every kiss he steals is full of fearful hazards. The girl herself may black his eye, stab him with hatpin or call for the DO.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25
TACK THIS UP
Prescription That Breaks Up the Worst

Every winter this prescription is pub lished here and thousands have been benefited by it. Get two ounces of Glycerine and half an ounce of Con- centrated Pine compound. Then get half pint of good whiskey and put the other two ingredients into it. Take teaspoonful to tablespoonful of this mixture after each meal and at bed time. Shake the bottle well each time" But be sure to get only the genuine Concentrated Pine Each half ounce bottle comes in tin screw-top case Any druggist has it on hand or will quickly get it from the wholesale house. Many other pine extracts are impure and cause nausea.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25
Ineligible.

So you wouldn't let Bombazine Bill sit on the jury that tried the horse thief?"
 No answered Three Fingered Sam, we do things fair and square in Crimson Gulch. Bills good man, but the fact that he runs the only undertakin' business in the county couldn't help prejudicin him some agin the defendant"
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25
HOW'S This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
 F. J. CHENEY & CO. Toledo, O. We. the undersigned. have known r. J. Cheney for the last I5 years and believe him perfectly hon orable in all business transactions and financially able to carry any obligations made by his firm.
 WALDING. KINNAN dS MARVIN,
 Wholesale Druggists Toledo. O. Halls Catarrh Cure taken internally acting directly upon Nhe blood and mucous surfaces Of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75 cents per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
 Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25
pamaue Done hu Smoke

Herbert M. Wilson, of the United States geological survey, places the annual damage and waste by smoke in the United States at $500,000 900 in the large cities alone, or about $6 to each man, woman and child of the population.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25
ClubWomen Plan Meet.

Nineteen hundred and ten means much to club women, for another b- ennial convention of the General Fed eration of Womens Clubs, with a membership of S00,000, will be held in Cincinnati, O., in May, bringing to- gether women with common pur- pose from the four corners of the world.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25
CUT THIS NIIr

And mail to the A. H. Lewis Medicine Co.,. et; Louls, Mo, and they will send you free DY (NR tablets) Guaranteed for Rheu- matism, Constipation, Sick Headache, Liv- CT Kidney and Blood Diseases. Sold by all Druggists. Better than Pills for Liver Ills. It's free to you. Write today.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25
THE GOOD SHIP TATUMBLA
Tragic End That BefeIl the Last Yes seI of the Wonderful Hon.
 duran Fleet.

The Honduran gunboat Tatumbla is no more. Her end was sudden and sorrowful. No braver ship ever sailed from Puerto Cortes-colors flying, en- zines clanking merrily, every man, boy and flea on board ready to do his duty.
 Several weeks ago the Tatumbla overhauled a smuggler 20 miles from Puerto Cortes, and 20 of her crew boarded the outlaw ship. The villains promptly surrendered and the pirate captain told Capt Zelella of the Hon. duran navy that there was plenty of good rum in the hold. Soon the naval force was celebrating. When they succumbed to the delightful beverage, up rose the smuggler's crew, flung overheard every man, boy, and flea of the Tatumbla, scuttled the gun boat and escaped Two of the Tatum- bla's crew, accompanied by 12,000 fieas, managed to swim to a floating lifeboat, and escaped to tell the story
 Narrowing as the tale is, it con- notes a worse. The Tatumbla was the last ship of the splendid Honduran fleet, known and studied by naval ex- perts for it's efficiency, beauty, and in- sect life. She was vivacious and as- piring. She could have sailed to the uttermost ends of the earth, if she had had the coal She would have been received by all crowned heads, and her officers dined by the greater na- tions. Alas, it was not her fate. But she had the undying fame of not attending the Hudson-Fulton cele- bration.-Van Norden Magazine
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25
Appropriate.

How shall I set this ad. for the minstrel show"
 How? Why. in black-faced type, you ninny."
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25
Couldn't Qualify.

Knicker-Jones could never be a statesman
 Bucker-No, instead of finding an old messmate or old sweetheart in a town he would find an old creditor Brooklyn Life.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25

A scientist claims that hogs have souls, but he probably doesn't mean those who occupy two double seats in a crowded railway car.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25

LOTS SalQ l could not
 get well unless I had an operation. II knew I could not lstand the strain of one, so I wrote to you sometime ago
 about my healt t h and you told mo
 l that to do. After ! It a king Lydia E.
 lPinkham's Vegeta-
 Ible Compound and !R1ood p11rif,ar opo
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25
LITTLE COLD.

He caught little cold
 That was all So the neighbors sadly said, As they gathered round his bed, When they heard that he was dead
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25
For Colds and Grfpp-capudne.

The best remedy for Gripp and Colds Is Hicks Capudine. Relieves the aching and feverishness. Cures the cold-Headaches also It's Liquid-Effects immediately-10, 25 and Soc at Drug Stores.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25

Crosses are of no use to us, but in as much as we yield ourselves up to them and forget ourselves.-Fenelon
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25

People who do just as they please never please their neighbors.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25

Professor, is there any foundation for the belief that eevry particle of matter is universe in itself?"
 My dear sir, you can found any be- lief on human credulity"
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25

Neglect of a cough or cold often leads to serious trouble. To break up cold in twenty-four hours and cure any cough that is curable mix two ounces of Glycerine, a half-ounce of Virgin Oil of Pine compound pure and eight ounces of pure Whisky. Take a teaspoonful every four hours. You can buy these at any good drug store and easily mix them in a large bottle.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25

Any woman can make an impress sion on man who has either a soft heart or soft head
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25

He caught little cold
 That was all (Puck)
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25
If It,s Your Eye Use Pettit,s lave salxe

for inflammation, stys, itching lids, eye aches, defects of vision and sensitivity to strong lights. All druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup. For children teething, softens the gurns reduces in dsmmation, aays pain, wind colic. 25c bottle
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25

ALIENS LUNG BALSAM has been used successfully for years seated coughs, colds and bronchitis Everybody should know about it. It is simple, safe and sure.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25

Take from my mouth the wish of happy rs.-Shakespeare.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25

PILES CURED IN TO If DAYS PAZO OINTMENT Is guaranteed to cure any case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 6to II day or money refunded. 50c.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25
OWES F. M K sSX
 HER
 LIFE TO
Lydia E. Pinkham'S
 Vegetable Compound

Chicago, Ill.-"I was troubled with falling and inflammation. and the doc
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25

DO NOT ACCEPT A SUBSTITUTE
 when you want Perry DuUis PdiHbiler. nothing is good for rheumatism, neuralgia and similar troubles TO years in constant 25c 55c and 50c
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25

NEVER ANY RETURN A Complete Cure of Kidney Trouble
 and Dropsy

Mrs. L. L. Babers, 1915 Terry St., Houston, Texas, says: 'I hold a very high opinion of Doan's Kid ney Pills and with good reason, for three years ago they cured me of kidney trouble that had clung to me for several years. There was a dropsical swelling of my feet and limbs in addition to other symp- toms of kidney complaint, and al though I used various remedies, 1 was not helped until l procured Doan's Kidney Pills. Two boxes of this preparation cured me and I have never had the slightest return of my trouble. I have recom- mended Doans Kidney Pills to many people who have questioned me about them, and I know of sev- eral cases in which they have done the same good work"
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-03-25
PUTNAM FADELESS N
POOR DEAL IN HIGH FINANCE

Color ooods brighter and faster coos than any othe 6By garment without ripping apart Write for free booklet