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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-06-03

An acre OF growing wheat needs
so tons OF water month.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-06-03

Great men are never sufficiently
shown but in struggles. Burke.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-06-03

A friend may we'll be reckoned the
masterpiece of nature.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-06-03

For HEADACHR-HicRs,cAPUDlNE
:. Whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach Or
Nerrous Troubles, Capudine will relieve you.
IT'S liquid pleasant to take--a acts immedi-
ateiy. Try IT l0c., 25c. and SOC. ct drug
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-06-03

Lavender and rose perfumes are
said to be fatal to microbes.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-06-03
Buy Darius AXE" SHOES.

Best "sandpaper'' is made from
powdered wine bottles.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-06-03

In ga cases out of every 100 the
left leg is stronger than the right.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-06-03

The convicts of Norway are made
10 till the soil. B. N. u. -.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-06-03
MAP. IN

There are about 26,800 worms to
an acre of cultivated land.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-06-03
Buy aBATTL,E Axe Shoes

The city OF Frankfort has not only
established a municipal fish market,
but supplies housewives with q fish
cookery book free of charge.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-06-03

Buy BATTLE AXE" SHOES.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-06-03
A Package Mailed Free on Request Of
MUNYON'S
PAW-PAM PILLS

Tho best Stomach and
Liver Pills known and
q positive and speedy
cure for Constipation.
Indigestion. Jaundice,
Biliousness. Sour Stoua-
ach. Headache, and all
ailments arising from q
disordered stomach Or
sluggish liver. They
contain in concen-
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-12

WASHINGTON, d. c.. Aug. r.
Michigan patents were issued yester-
day as follows: John F. Beck, Grand
Rapids. locomotive; Michael Brabaw,
Pearl Beach. fiypaper holder; Alanson
p. Brush, Detroit, motor vehicle; Fred
J. Fisher, Detroit, bending machines;
Henry J. Gilbert. Saginaw. pulley;
Coello Hamilton, Plymouth. rife;
Herman l.. Hartenstein, Constantine,
making calcium carbide: Louis Jaeni-
chen, Detroit, scale; Percy G. Maybe,
Grand Rapids. mattress filler; James
w. Phelps. Detroit, electric sad iron /;
julius H. Phillip, Port Huron, and c.
r. Garaghty. Detroit, fax harvesting
machine; VIM. C. Reynolds. Alpena,
printing attachment for spark plugs;
Jerome Rich. Jackson, suspenders;
clinton w. Russell, Detroit, locking
mechanism for railroad DUNG cars
also rope clamps; Frank b. Shafer,
Worthwhile, milking apparatus; VIII
liam F. wagner, Detroit, gear grinding
machine or the like.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-12

investigates 364 Gases Of Cruelty to
Horses During Month.

During the past month the agents
OF the Detroit Humane society have
been unusually active In the relief OF
horses used on the streets Of Detroit,
364 cases Of cruelty to horses having
come to their notice. OF these, 1Sl
had been beaten or otherwise abused,
SIS had been overloaded, were
emaciated and suffering from lack OF
food, 63 were crippled and worn out,
81 had sores on their bodies that made
them unfit for the work they were
compelled by their owners to per-
form, and 73 were lame. Seventy
eight were ordered from work by the
authorities and six were humanely
killed.
In addition TO the relief among
horses, other snimals such as dogs,
cats and fowl were rescued from In
human treatment. The society also
does considerable relief work among
women and children, % cases OF cruel
ty to women and SO children's cases
having been Investigated and taken
care oe,by the agents OF the society
during the month ending Aug. 10. The
society has its headquarters at No.
405 Breitmeyer building, with James
F. Hill experimenting the work OF
the stan of paid agents
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-12
McARDLE Is RECOVERING.
Delaney, Who Shot Him, Will BE Ex
amined 40 to Sanity.

Delaney, Who Snot Him, VIII oe Ex-
amined ~ to Sanity.
The physicians In st. Mary's hos
pItal reported Friday morning that
Arthur McArdle, shot In the Western
Union ONCE Wednesday night. was
resting comfortably, and that they ex.
pected him to recover. He talked
with the physicians and some friends
about the shooting on Thursday and
seemed anxious to impress on them
that he regarded the firing Of the shot
which struck him as an accident
Peter Delaney, the operator who
shot McArdle while running amuck
with q revolver In the operating room
of the telegraph once. will be exam
ined as to his sanity.
Delaney's aged mother. now living
with a daughter In Corunna, Mich,
has not yet been advised OF the tras'
edy, as she is suffering from heart
trouble and 1t Is feared the shock
might seriously affect her.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-12
MAN NAY DIE AS RESULT
OF $4,000 MILL FIRE
He 10 Run Down by Department Sup
ply Waoon--valley City Co.'S
Elevator Burns.

He 70 Run Down by Department Sup
ply Waoon-vaIley City Co.'S
Elevator Burns.
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich, Ang. IA
One man was probably fatally In
ju,ed another escaped cremation by
q narrow margin and a loss OF $4,000
In property was entailed when the ele-
yator Of the Valley City Milling CON-
pany was practically destroyed by
fire yesterday afternoon.
The flames, originating from COM
bustion under q stairway In the ele-
by one OF the employees. While he
wns turning In an alarm, William
Nichols. another employee, attempted
TO tight the rapidly spreading flames
with q fire extinguisher while astrtde
rafter near the roof. Before he
could make his escape he was hem
med In by the flames. He finally made
his escape by trap-door In the roof
and climbing down q time-worn iron
ladder on the side OF the building. He
was slightly burned.
+. J. Myers, a clerk, will probably
die from injuries received indirectly
from the fire. He was riding his
bicycle on Canal-st when the fire de-
partment supply wagon going TO the
Are ran him down His skull was
fractured By contact with the pave.
ment and he WA hurried to q hospi-
tai with q great gash In the rear OF
bis head. Tonight he Is lowering be-
tween life and death with chances for
recovery very slim.
The driver Of the supply wagon u
blamed for driving HIS horse reckless
b through the heart OF the business
district of the city. At the time he
ran down Myers he was ON the wrong
side Of the street. After driving Q
block from the scene Of the accident
the supply wagon collided with and
entirely demolished a Standing auto
mobile.
At the time the flames broke out
there were $4,000 bushels Of grain
stored In the elevator. When the fire
spread to the grain bins the chutes
were cut open and me grain ran out
on the ground. Most Of the wheat,
oats and corn was practically destroy
Cd.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-12
DETROIT SOLDIERS PROVE
TO BE FINE FIRE FIGHTERS
Members Of First and Third eatallions
Subdue Flames In Rear OF Camp
--ManouvePS Continue.

Members Of First and Third 1atallions
Subdue Flames In Rear OF Camp
--Maneuwers Continue.
CAMP CUSTER, Ludington, Mich.
Aug. 1.-THE members Of the First
and Third batallions, First Infantry,
from Detroit, and commanded by
Major Bersey and Major Kraemer had
q diversion from the regular order or
things late yesterday. The marsh
grass back Of the tents occupied by
the Detroit soldiers caught ire tn
some mysterious manner and nre
call was sounded. The Detroit boys
showed that they were some firemen
az well as knights of the gun and
bareback. They put out the flames
after stubborn Tight.
The First infantry went through
some dfficult military maneuvers yes
terday. Two brfgades Of the enemy's
forces were supposed to be proceeding
towards Ludington. These forces Was
composed of Major Kraemer's and
Acting Major Packs batallfons. Major
Bersey,s battalion WAS sent out to
locate them and defend Ludington.
Point IL ON the military map was
picked out as the spot to make the
night.
Gov. Warner, Gen. VIM. T. McGur-
rim and Gov. Warmers personal staof
arrived In camp today. As the depart
ment officers have not established
camp ON the camp grounds this year,
the governor and the members Of his
star are quartered at the Stearns
hotel. Saturday night the big mill
tary ball, given by the citizens OF Lud-
ington TO the officers Of the Michigan
National Guard. will be held at the
Stearns hotel.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-12

Co., an independent coal company.
has made q playground for the chill
dren.
Another thing that has made for
no community OF interest is the cnar-
acter of the miners the companies get
into their towns. Some are wholly
English speaking, some Lithuanians'
some Poles, some Greek Catholics.
some Roman Catholics, some indie
pendent Catholics. and some Protes-
tants. None Is interested In the 9TH
ers. There Is no basis for combin-
ing. They either dislike and mistrust,
or don't know each other.
Visit Almost Forgotten Town.
The most isolated community OF all
visited was Avondale, a shelf along
a mountain road out OF Wilkesbarre-
Shelf Is none too strong. And
it's q mantel shelf instead OF the
broader pantry variety.
The community is an old one. IL
had its horror In 80. when almost
every man In the place was brought
out Of the shaft dead.
II hasn't changed q bit since tnen.
The mountain side there 10 not AT
all what mountain side usually means.
The long slope II one great dump
of the mine fiushings Of years.
Along the edge Of the steep there
IL q road. This road IL IL feet WIDE
On the inner side II q vail OF rocky
debris with q few old houses percneo
on top. At the outer edge 10 row o.
frame-weli, houses" They cau them
that. They were built Is yeRs ago.
Behind them rises the high piact
walls of q breaker. At the head OF me
road Is a shaft.
That is ell. The road IL the cmh
dren's playground, the lawn. the high
way, the promenade. the everything
Of Avondale.
Col. Roosevelt spent some time W.
ting with Bridget Grout woman
Of seventy, who lives In one OF the
little houses on the crass. Mrs. circuit
Aas IS grandchildren and elk great
grandchildren.
'sHe asked me all about things an
told him." said Mrs. Grout. I've
worked at everything q woman could
work at around here.
Dangerous 10 II for the men In the
mines? All. they brought my sixteen
year-old boy to me dead! And my
husband he was hurt, too. Yesterday
= man down In the mine below was
Killed. A little while ago 1t was boy
Ia the breaker.
"But it's not accidents all the time.
Sometimes it's six weeks that there
amt any"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-12

time OF the strike Of 1902.
Il made out the plan for the trir
that would give the colonel a view Of
both the best and the worst OF our
district" said FIT. Curran.
Place for Public Baths.
During his visit col. Roosevelt was
the guest OF FIR. Curran. who went
with him on his tour OF Investigation
"Col. Roosevelt said he thought GER
taiply the coal district waS the place
for public baths" said Rev. Curran,
HE also said he thought there ought
TO be libraries and reading rooms and
community houses where the people
could enjoy some OF the pleasures that
are common TO other places.
He was interested In everything
he saw. And he saw everything. He
spoke OF the need for benches for the
girls of the silk mills, who have now
to stand at their work. When he
came out OF the coal breaker we visit
ed, he said he didn't see how anybody
could live In that cloud OF coal dust
On the trip almost every mining
community OF the valley was visited
And everywhere the one big thing
that stands out above everything else
is that the mine town Is different from
every other place on the earth.
There Is the mine and the breaker
the general store and the saloon. The
church is there, too. but It's a minor
ity report
Descend Into i1l<y Darkness.
At a certain hour the men go down
a shaft away from the daylight to tap
and tap like moles In the earth. A
mistake here, bit of carelessness
there, a fall OF rock. and it's the end.
At the same time the little over
all-clad figures of the boys disappear
in the roar and the dust Of the break
ers. A slip-and boy Is manned.
And In this valley remember that
the girls are not left out. There's
the mill for them where they may
stand all day with every nerve strain
ed and active to earn the pittance that
will help along.
Then the trip back to the home
every man and boy crusted with
CRIME. But no bathtub-and as rule
70 running warm water. Just the
clothes tub and the tea kettle. and dirt
and work for the housewife.
After-that the clean mp and supper
That's all, unless tia the saloon o.
sitting along the roads. No parks
Rarely any grassy places. No chAng1
No amusements. Nothing-unless the
mines are very near some larger com
munity.
OF all the mine towns visited there
was only one In which a coal company
had made an effort to provide any
pleasure for its people, That was IN
Kingston, where the Kingston Coal
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-12
PLYMOUTH FACTORY BURNS.

PLYMOUTH, Mich. Aug. 12.-The
factory OF the Yates Upholt Brass
company was destroyed by fire last
night, entailing q loss estimated at
SIC, 900, partly covered by insurance.
II ia supposed the fire started from
spontaneous combustion among some
oily rags. The plant was built last
spring and manufactured plumbers
goods. DR.. Yates, of Detroit. Is presi-
dent of the company, which employed
about 20 men.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-12
GIRLS LIFE CRUSHED OUT.

MT. CLEMENS, MICH, Aug. il
Erma, the 1-2-year-old daughter OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Fletchsig, was
run over by a car Of the Detroit a
Port Huron Rapid railway at their
farm, 10 miles east OF here yesterday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fletchsig only recently
moved here from Detroit. The little
girl was playing on the rightof-way
at the time OF the accident.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-12
SEES HER SON DROWN.
Arkansas Woman at Scene When
Youth 10 Seized by Cramps.

STNdUoa1 woman ~ 0CSUo vvUSt'
Youth 10 Seized by Cramps.
SOUTH HAVEN, Mich, Aug H.
Thomas H. Harrod. son OF J. II. Har
rod. OF Little Rock. Ark, met death
In Lake Michigan at 3 o'clock yester
day afternoon by drowning. The lad
was IS years old and was a good
swimmer, but ventured into deep
water and was taken with cramps. He
sank In sight OF hundreds OF bathers
including his own mother.
Percy Walker. OF Chicago, resort
ing here, dove and brought up the
body. Physicians worked an hour
but failed to resuscitate the boy. The
mother. meanwhile fairly frenzied
had to be held from rushing into the
lake herself The family IL prominent
in Little Rock, and has been resortine
here two weeks.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-12

EE - Element workers
Ia the rest have little considered
~ needs OF the boys and girls and
~ men and women who are born to
10 and die In this land OF shafts and
49, ss~ss~ess isss.ar
'C0k Roosevelt came here especial
"A ~ End out two things--social con-
kiooe resulting from the industrial
@o6<f Hon, and whether the philan-
fofIsts had done anything to better
en{r said Rev. ]. J. Curran, pastor
y tn Holy Savior church at Wilkes
~ Curran rs a friend or Col. Roose-
|olt The friendship began when the
yioot went tossee the president at the
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-12
EylmANNA Mine
B|0h FORGOTTEN.
|PA|LAhThR0PY
Slssd Charity Has Done Little
= liners Of Anthracite Country
ono Little Playground Estab-
hshed By Company.
uthy Dale Tells Of Her Visit To
solate Communities of Ayondale
and Pittston.
BY DOROTHY DALE.

NlkhEoo<AAN
Pa, Aug. IL
The Lackawanna
valley In a land
forgotten by the
philanthropists.
IL Col. Roosevelt
makes public the
whole story Of his
trip through this
district. he can
hardly do other
wise than set
forth this fact, for
II is terribly obvi-
GUS that the Assoc
ciated Charities,
the Young mems
Christian associa-
ton. the Young
Women's Christian
~.~csoti~r xbo ~ot-
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-12
ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY.
e. n. Ellis, Kalamazoo TYPO" Seeks
Office of Sheriff.

Office OF SherIm.
KALAMAZOO, Mich. Aug. H.
Especial -E II. Ellis. a member OF
the Kalamazoo Typographical union,
Thursday announced his candi-
dacy for sheriff. The Republicans
have been at odds on candidate, and
the Democrats are afraid TO re-nom-
mate Sheriff Campbell. the present
incumbent Ellis Is member of the
Trades and Labor council and ia the
unanimous choice Of the labor ele-
ment in Kalamazoo.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-12

Kansas City Gains s4,e2s In 10 Years.
WASHINGTON, Aug. 1.-THE pop
ulation Of Kansas City Ia 24S,3s1, an
increase OF s4.629, or b1.7 per cent, as
compared with 163,7b2 in 1900.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-12
THREATENS FAMILY: 90 DAYS.

SAGINAW, Mich, Aug. 12-(Spe-
ciaI)--A dispatch from Mt. Pleasant
says that John Jones. a Negro. has
been sentenced to 90 days IN the De
troit House OF Correction for threat
ening 70 shoot up The 1AzmiAy. Of 3
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-12
TAKEN BACK TO PRISON.

Saginaw Man Who Assaults Police
man Violates He Parole.
JACKSON, Mich, Aug. 12.-(Spe-
cial)-For knocking down an expo
liceman here and attempting to rob
him. Thomas Flynn, alias Ed Murray,
and sentenced from Saginaw In 1904
to Is years for burglary, was taken
back to prison today for violating his
parole.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-12

Tannery on outskIrts Of Saginaw IL
Completely Detroyed.

SAGINAW, Mich, Aug. 12.-(Spe-
cial)-Fire which started In the ele-
vator Of the Robert Koenitzer tannery
on the outskirts Of this city at 10
o'clock Thursday night, completely
destroyed the plant with q loss OF
SIS, 900, and $4,000 insurance. The
factory employed so men and had been
In operation fifteen months.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-12

Let Us tell you how cheaply we
can light your store.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-04-22

Zine job PrtntruA, etR, Omcu.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-04-22
Shipping in Port

GOVERNMENT VESSELS.
Albatross, U. S. F. c. S. Yokohama
Dix, U. S. A. T., Manila.
(Mercnant VesseIs.j
Andrew Welch, blk. Pearl Harbor.
Alice Cooke, sch. Port Gamble.
Alert, sch. Grays Harbor.
Annie Johnson, blk. San Francisco.
Amaranth, sch. Mikilteo, at Pear
Harbor.
Glenshiel, S. S. Newport News.
John Ena, sp. San Francisco.
Niupa. Ship initiate port
Sierra. S. S. San Francisco.
THE TRANSPORTS.
Buford, ar. S. F., IRON Hon., Oct. Is.
Dix, in port.
Logan, sailed from Honolulu for
Manila March Is.
Thomas, arrived at San Francisco,
Mar 16.
Sheridan at San Francisco April 20
Sherman sailed for Manaila April
IA
Zine job Prntrnl, e1a. Omca
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-04-22
Times of De tide are taken from

Times Of the tide are taken from
the U. S. Coast and Geodetic Survey
tables. The tides at Kahuiui and
Hilo occur about one hour earlier
than at Honolulu. Honolulu standard
time is 10 hours 80 minutes slower
than Greenwich time, being that of
the meridian Of 157 degrees 80 Minis.
The time whistle blows at 1880 pm,
which is the same as Greenwich
0 hours 0 minutes. The sun and
moon are for local time for the whole
group.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-07-27

WAYNE COUNTY
TEACHERS INSTITUTE
Now I'm Session AT the Ce-
redo M. f. Church--Larqe
Attendance.

The Wayne County Teachers
Institute convened at the Ceredo
NJ. r. church Monday morning at
10 o'clock tor five days session.
The institute was called to order
by Supt. l. G.. SAMSON. After a
song by the institute choir and
scripture reading and prayer by
Rev. w +. Brierley, Rev. ". f.
Sheppard delivered an interesting
and appropriate address of welcome,
which was responded 20 by Supt.
SAMSON, IN happy style, The In.
structors are Profs. l.. j. Hanafan,
Nupt. Of Rural Schools, and Chas.
Mcintyre, OF the State Board of
Agriculture.
Chapman Allen was elected sec
retary aud Miss Emma Mver, as.
slstant secretary.
Those in attendance, numbering
250, we're enrolled Monday after.
noon. Their names are as follows:
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-07-27
Belong to the Girl.

IL a mau should court girl for
two years, during which he woD
her consent TO wed, after. she had
accepted many presents from him,
and then at the end hot spell
should set in, running their tempers
and causing lovers spat which
eliminated when he took back the
most expensive gift of all, to wit:
One locket valued at 1915, would
there be anything criminal in his
ac ion?
This was case up before Magis-
trate O'Connor of New YORK for
adjudication recently. BY his de.
cislon he decreed that gifts once
5iven in love cannot be recalled
but also decided that there was
nothing criminal in young mans
attempt TO get the presents back
from his one time love, 80 he dls
charged the prisoner. The woman
IN the case was Miss Annie Griff
ls years old, and Wolf Imber, the
man III the case.
Miss Grif said that after Imber
broke the engagement he snatcht d
the locket from her neck. He
wouldn't give it back and she had
him arrest'a Imber set up the
plea that btNTad paid for the lock.
ct and il belonged to him.
"No, it Doesn't" said Magistrate
O'Connor, you gave this to the
girl and it belongs to her."
In discharging Imber the Magis
trate said that once a present was
given 1t was not recoverable.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-07-27
NUMBER 36
Died.

Charlie Dodd died st the City
Hospital at Huntington, w. Va.
July Is, 1910.
The deceased was young man
23 years, months and days old.
lie was horn at Hubbarastown.
this county; but has resided most
ot his life in Ceredo and Kenova
He made his home with MIR. and
Mrs. Edward Davis, his foster
parents, with the exception of a
iew months absence at different
times during the past three or tour
years. Cha'lie had been sick a
long time with heart aud kidney
trouble but his friends thought he
would recover, at least partially.
until about three months ago when
he took To his bed Co arise no more
-Four weeks ago he was removed
from his home TO the City Hospital
at Huntington in the hspe that the
treatment he would receive there
would prove beneficial TO HIM, but
alas! the disease had fastened its
hold too firmly, and just four weeks
IRON the day he went TO the hos
piial he passed away to that un-
known bourne from which no
traveller e'er returns. Bat we sor-
row not as those who have no hope
Tor we do believe that He who Is
able TO save and free to forgive will
surely save my poor boy Charlie.
LIS remains were prepared for
burial by Mr.. Holswade, under
laker, and were brought by express
TO his home in Kenova. Tender
and Impressive funeral services
were held by Rev. w. f.. Sheppard
oi the Nj. E. church at 2:3O o'clock
tuesday afternoon, after which his
body was taken To the Catlettsburp
cemetery and inferred. May He
who marks the sparrow's fall. COM
tort those who mourn is the sincere
prayer Of his foster mother
Mrs. SUSAN DAVIS.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-07-27

TO make reputation, take a ton
of gall, half pound of brains, six
teen grains of truth, and fill up
with ablibitum lying. To make
friend, take halt pound Of sym
pathy, a pound of flsttery, two
pounds of beneficial services, mix
well and serve not. To make an
enemy, take an ounce of truth, put
1t on ice for a minute, and let them
have 1t cold. To make love, take a
pound OF taffy, hundred weight of
sentiment, and 200 pounds of de-
ception, artfuIly applied. -Ex.