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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-06
Partly Made over.

Weren't we engaged last summer"
inquired the girl.
Your face is familiar" faltered the
man.
Well, I'll forgive you for not recog-
nizing me, My hair and figure are
new"
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-06
Scandal.

Mrs. Simmonds glanced at the scare
headline: Bank Robbed Police at
Seal" and laid down the sheet.
"Naow, look at that, Ell" she ejac-
ulated, repeating the headline aloud.
Here's big city bank broke into by
burglars, and tn city police force all
off tishin' somewhere, What scan
dal!"-Judge.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-06
rrouhlasorne rInss.

Yeast-I see as space-saver for
small houses Kansas man has in
vented folding stairs.
Crimsonbcak- But, say, suppose
when fellow has come home late at
night and quietly taken his shoes off,
he finds his wife has taken the stairs
upstairs?
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-06


the kidneys well and
health is easily main
tanned. Doan's Kid
ney Pills M a k e
strong. healthy kid
neys.
Mrs. Della E. Chap
man, 5 Winthrop St.,
H artford Conn,
says: Il was a
wreck from kidney
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-06
RlIssfuI RlekerInn.

John. ] understand that you have
been saying mean things about me to
your acquaintance"
why. dearestl Everybody knows
that isn't so! Why. I tell everybody
that it is you that have made me what
am"
That's what / meany
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-06

6mudge-He calls his new invention
"noiseless automobile"
Grudge-Noiseless? 1t makes an in
fernal clatter.
SmudgeH He claims that the loud
ness of the smell browns out the loud
ness of the noise. and vice versa.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-06

udboo DdCA W LILO
time that women
may expect nature
to bring on them
the Change Of Life.
/ got a bottle Of
Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vege ia BILE Com
pound and it made
me feel much better,
and / have contin-
ued its use. / am
very grateful to you
for the good health
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-06

What made you think he would
propose to me?"
why when refused him he said
he didn't care what became of him;
but perhaps he wasn't serious -
Houston Post.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-06
She Knew eetter.

He- would like to know why gou
refuse to marry me-
She Pardon me, but don't think
you wouId7--Brscklyn Life.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-06

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infiamma-
ton, allays pain cures wind collie, 25c a bottle.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-06
Natural Permanently

billy Bangs is such a nice, breezy
sort of fellow"
Yes; ! suppose that is why he
finds II SO easy to raise the wind"
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-06

most economical shoes for you to buy. W. I.
Douglas name and retail price are stamped on
the bottom-value guaranteed. Fast ColorEvele
TAKE NO suR9TITuTEl If your dealer
cannot supply you write for Mail Order Catalog.
w. L. DOUGLAS. Broelkton. Mas.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-06
CHEERFUL WORDS FOR
SUFFERING WOMEN.

No woman can be healthy with sick
kidneys. They are often the true cause
OF bearing-down pains, headaches, dir
illness, nervousness, languor, etc. Keep
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-06

The undertaken usually finishes all
he undertakes.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-06
WOMEN
OF MIDDLE
AGE
Need Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Brookfeld, Mo.--"Two years ago 7
was unable to do any kind Of work and
only weighed 11e pounds. My trouble
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-06

WU11ElN ? V1.UU, V05 p0.UVf
BOYS 100, $3.50 g. IS. 90
the STAN DARD
FOR so YEARS
They are absolutely the
most popularand bestshoes
for the price in America.
They are the leaders every
where because they hold
their shape, fit better,
look better and wear lon-
ger than other makes. 4
Thew are certainly the
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-06
Worms

'sCascarets are certainly fine. gave . friend
OF the stomach. The next morning he passed
four pieces of tape worm He then got box
and In three days he passed tape-worn As feee
long II was Mr.. Matt Freck of Millersburg.
Dauphin Co., Pa. am quite worker for casca-
rets. use them myself and find them beneficial
for most any disease caused by impure blood"
chas. e. Condor, Lewiston, Pa, (Mifiin Coz
Pleasant, Paiatable, Potent, Taste Good.
Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or grippe.
10c, 25c, Soc. Never sold In bulk. The eenu-
Inc tablet stamped c c c. Guaranteed to
cure or your money back. so
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-06
Italian Proverb.

He that cannot Is always willing.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-06

The man whose bluff is not some
times called never existed.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-06

This opens a vitality important field of
legislation to the National government
and to the state alike. 1t is humiliating
to think how far we Of this country are
behind most of the other countries in
such matters. Practically all civilized
countries have for more than a decade.
prohibited by the strictest regulations the
poisonous match industry: yet we had
not done anything at all until very re-
GENTLY to protect the laborers against this
horrible danger. The National govern
ment made an investigation q year ago
into this industry, which showed condi-
ton OF things unspeakably shocking and
revolving. Legislation to prevent these
abuses was introduced in congress, which
was not passed Since then the com
panies In fault have SYSTEMATICALLY an
nounced that they have done away with
the Objectionable conditions hope so:
but whether they have or not, a law
should be passed in stringent form to pre-
vent any possible backsliding.
So 1t is In the matter Of injuries to en-
ployees. In what is called employers
liability" legislation other Industrial coun-
tries have accepted the principle that the
industry must bear the monetary burden
of its human sacrifices, and that the en-
ployee who is injured shall have fixed
and definite sum- The United States still
proceeds on an outworn and curiousIy Inn
proper principle in accordance with which
it has too often been held by the courts
Arizona republican., 1910-01-15
sAOpL|FTER COMFEssEs
 AND THEN RETRACTs
According to a Witness She Tucked a Waist Beneath Her Cloak.

Charged with shoplifting, May Fish, CT. a woman of the bad lands. was arrested last night by special officer Charles K. Pishon. At one time the
 woman confessed to the theft, but
 later said that the confession had been
 obtained on a promise that she would not be arrested. and she was arrest ed, so took back the confession. The story is that Miss Fisher was seen looking at some shirtwaists in
 well known dry goods store. A woman who was standing near by called the attention of the manager and said that Miss Fisher had just tucked shirtwaist under her cloak. Miss Fish
 CT is a rather stunning looking woman
 and elaborately and fashionably
 dressed. The manager was a little
 nervous about accusing her of the
 theft, so he let her leave the store
 without saying anything. Then Pish- on went to the woman's cottage and
 brought her to the police station. It
 is thought that she burned the waist if she really did steal it-in little stove in her room, for it cou'd not be found
Arizona republican., 1910-01-15
BERT CoYlE DIED
 SUDDENLY YESTERDAY
Funeral Will Be Held Monday, Under
 Auspices of Knights of Pythias.

Albert Coyle, better known as Bert ing at his home. GIG North Fifth street. He had been in fairly good health, and had been about town the day before. He made no complaint of feeling badly when he returned Thurs day night with Mrs. Coyle from the theater. but in the early morning his wife heard him struggling in bed and gasping for breath. She arose and summoned physician, but MT Coyle was dead before one arrived. He was 42 years of age. and came here from Iowa with his brothers, Thomas and Frank. about twenty years ago. An older brother. F. H. Coyle. the eldest of the family. had then been resi- dent of the valley for many years, and died many years ago, after d lin- gering illness of stomach affection. Frank J. Coyle died a few years ago, also quite suddenly and the father and mother and a brother in Iowa also have died within recent years. most of them being subject to heart affections. Thomas Coyle of Phoenix is the only surviving brother. though there are three sisters living. Bert Coyle leaves a wife and six children. the oldest. a son of IS. employed by the McNeil company, and the young est a daughter of 3 years. For sev- eral years Bert COyle conducted the Yellowstone saloon. but sold il some time ago. intending to take rest.
 Bert Coyle had been a member of the Phoenix fire department for many years, and was also a member of the Knights of Pythias lodge. The fu neral will be held at O clock Monday afternoon at the family residence. No. GIG North Fifth street. and will be under the auspices of the Knights of Pythias.
Arizona republican., 1910-01-15
 THE BENEFIcENcE OF 1909.

And now abideth faith. hope. char ity-these three; but the greatest of these is charity
 The beneficence extended to chari- ties of every description and to relig- ious institutions. the contributions made to education through the media of colleges, schools and libraries. the great gifts for the artistic enIighten ment Of the people and for municipal betterment during the year 1909 not only confirm the test that charity is the greatest of the three virtues but hold out the firm assurance that faith and hope will continue to abide. faith in the sympathies and enthusiasm of humanity certain hope that this grand stream of beneficence will continue to flow.
 The total of this magnificent gener- osity amounts to s149.41S.75 and has been exceeded but once in the last quarter of a century. the period during which the Tribune has recorded statis- tics of this kind. In 1907 the total was around $149.902 ,130. and the ex- cess over, 1909 Is small and is more than accounted for by the fact that the two greatest agents of this beneficence. Mir. Carnegie and MT. Rockefeller were more lavish in their donations two years ago. Mir. Rockefeller does not give as much to his pet university and MT. Carnegie's enthusiasm for erecting libraries has most materially cooled. The difference between the two years is unimportant. Both are phenomenal as compared with other years.
 The total of donations and bequests has been distributed as follows: To charities, in round numbers. not quite $69, 900 ,000: to educational institutions, $46,000,000 to churches, $22, ,000.00 to museums, art galleries and municipal betterments. $9.000.00O; libraries. s. 000, ,000 To these various objects. but mostly to charity. the women of this country have contributed about s20.- 0OO, 900. handsome sum when the rel ative wealth of men and women is compared.
 If the private beneficence which is never published. the sums of which the right hand has no suspicion. the weekly contributions like those which are made in churches, and the sums accruing from memberships in associa- tions of various kinds were added to the years public showing. the total would be much vaster
 All of which goes to show that this is mot half so bad ",orld as some would like to make it. and that there are good fellows" in every city. town and village of this broad land.-Chi- cago Tribune.
Arizona republican., 1910-01-15

Mrs. Babbleton.
 But she got divorce from him"
 "Yes She didn't know what good husband he was till she saw how generously he behaved about the aii- mony."-Chicago Journal.
Arizona republican., 1910-01-15
THE LAST QUARREL.

The last time that we quarrelled. love It was an April day. And through the gushing of the rain. That beat against the window pane. We saw the sunbeams play. The linnet never ceased its song, Merry it seemed and free Your eyes have long since made it up, And why not lips?" quoth he .s You thought thought-and so twas
 done sf Under the greenwood tree. The next time that we quarrel, love, Far distant be the day. Of chiding look or angry word. We'll not forget the little bird That sang upon the spray. Amid your tears, as bright as rain When heavens fair bow extends. Your eyes shall mark where love
 begins.
 And cold arrangement ends;- Youu think;-I'll think: and as of
 old.
 You'n kiss me. and be friends.
 Charles Mackay. Mrs. Benham-Did Mahomet go to the mountain?
 Benham-No. I suppose he had to stay at home and send his wife to
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1910-05-05
Birthday Party.

Saturday last was made pleas
ant day to Mrs. Sarah Shaw. A
number of her neighbors thought
1t would be a good thing to cele-
brate her thlrty-ninth birthday
by a social gathering at her home.
Accordingly, with laden baskets,
they went to her home on Satur-
day forenoon as she was doing
the morning work and soon were
busy getting dinner which was
ready at a little past twelve when
all present sat down to the well
filled tables.
Those present besides the fam
lily were: Mrs. James Hampton,
VIM. Hampton. Lydia Hampton,
Mrs. Jno. A. Lam berson and
daughter Grace, Mrs. Hiram Lal
dig and children, Edith Martin
Stella Stevens, Lily Slpes, Mrs
Joseph Edwards and daughter
Myrtle, Joseph Edwards, Albert
Edwards, wife and children, Johr
Gillian, Mrs. e. III. Kirk, Mrs
VIM. Heefner, Mrs. j. E. Lyon,
Mrs. d. A. Laidlg, Mrs. George
King and children, and Mrs
Eliza Hoover.
About four O'Clock in the after
noon, all departed for their homes
wishing Mrs. Shaw many more
happy birthdays.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1910-05-05

o. Bliss Company of Washington
D. G. On account of the medicine s
having all the merit claimed for
it, and the very courteous treat
ment he has received from the
Bliss people during that time, he
has named his little daughter
Alma Bliss Aller. The child was
born on the 28th day of last Au-
gust, and the name of Bliss is IN
compliment to Mr.. Alonzo o.
Bliss, president of the Bliss Com
pany. To show his appreciation
of the honor thus conferred, Mr..
Bliss presented the child with a
solid silver, gold lined, drinking
cup, with the following inscrip-
ton engraved thereon: "Pre-
sented to Alma Bliss Aller by
Alonza o. Bliss, Washington, D.
c., 1910"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1910-05-05
M. R. Shaffner's Brother Dead.

Martin L. Shaffner, brother Of
our townsman, Attorney M. r.
Shaffner died at his home at 1890
last Sunday morning aged 76
years, 4 months and 10 days.
The funeral took place yesterday
afternoon, and his remains were
placed in the family vault in the
cemetery at Huntingdon.
Mr.. Shaffner was a life. long
mem Der of the Lutheran church,
and e. prominent Mason. For
twenty-five years he served as
secretary of Mt. Morlah lodge,
and the same time as secretary
of Standing Stone Chapter. Be-
sides being a Royal Arch Mason,
he was a Thirty-second degree
man, and a knight Templar.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1910-05-05
Parcels Post.

Why cannot we have Parcels
Post? 1t Is a fact conced ed by
everyone cognlzant with trans
portation affairs, that the institu'
tion of Parcels Post would, be of
lhestimable value to the1btlre
country, and to residents of
the rural districts especl-
ally. 1t is useless to detail
its advantages, as most farm pa
pers and magazines have devoted
much space to this subject. A.
prominent government official
once made the statement, that
there were four reasons why con
gress failed to pass bill for its
adoption, and that these four rea
sons were the four big express
companies of our country. We
are now on the eve of a congress
slonal nomination and election,
and it would be the pare OF wisdom
on our part, for us to refuse to
supporta candidate who will not
pledge himself to support meas
ure in congress establishing Par.
cells Post.
"FARMER. -
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1910-05-05
The Cherry Aphis.

The advice of Prof. III. A. Sur
face, State Zoologlst, was asked
by a resident of the Cum berland
Valley as to what to do for his
cherry trees, which every spring
for the last two years have been
badly damaged by black lice de.
,stroylng the young shoots as well
as the stems bearing the cherries.
The reply Of Professor Surface
was as follows;
"The insect injuring your cher
ry tree is the black plant louise,
often called the cherry aphis.
One of the best remedies is TO
spray with one pound of whale
oil soap in five gallons of water,
just after the leaf buds open, but
before the leaves are expanded,
and, of course, before the flowers
come. The spraying should not
be done ii the young lice are not
seen to be present. 1t should be
held for immediate application
when you do see them. Watch
for them on the leaves, and when
they come, give them spraying
before the leaves curl.
One Important points to reach
them before they curl In the
leaves. After the leaves have
curled the material will not come
into direct contact with them,
and they will not be killed. Ten
per cent. kerosene emulsion can
also be used for this, making II
as a regular soap emulsion, OF
sour milk emulsion, as described
IN the Monthly Bulletin Of the D.
vision OF Zoology, OF the Pennsyl
wanna Department Of Agriculture
Harrisburg, for June, 1909,
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1910-05-05
Everts.

Mary Ann, wife of Harvey Ev.
erts, of Todd township, died at
the home of her mother, Mrs.
Katharine Connolly, near Dane,
last Friday, aged 18 years and 10
days. The funeral took place
Sunday afternoon, services being
conducted by Rev. Henry Wolf
assisted by Rev. Edward j. Croft,
and lnterment was made in the
cemetery at the Bethlehem
church.
Mrs. Everts went to the home
of her mother for little visit a
few days ago, and soon after
reaching home, was attacked
with lagrlppe, which soon devel
oped into a most stubborn case
of pleuro pneumonia, and in little
more than a week she was dead.
During the brief illness she ex-
pressed her spiritual condition
IN the following woi DIS: "Yes, l
am prepared to die; 1 am ready
for death; l do not wish to live
longer. The deceased leaves a
husband, a little daughter aged
two years, a mother, four sisters,
namely Bertha, wife of Rufus
Horton of Tod township; Ada
Fanny and Pearl and three broth
ers, James, William and Charlie
all at home.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1910-05-05
PLANTS AND THEIR PESTS.
Weekly Bulletin on Timely Topics Issued
By the State Department Of
Agriculture.
SPRAYING WITH KEROSENE.

An interesting letter was re
ceived at the Division of Zoology
of the Pennsylvania Department
of Agriculture from a man IN
Luzerne county who owns small
fruit garden, and who has been
able to control the insect pests
on his premises by spraying
them with kerosene by means of
an ordinary perfumery atomizer.
In writing to State Zoologist Fl.
A. Surface, Ia regard to the mat
ter, this man said:
"I used conn mon two-ounce
atomizer filed with clear kero
seue. Wherever 1 noticed any
insect pests I at once used the
kerosene spray. So far my place
has been effectually ridden Of
about everything IN the line of
insect pests, and I have not no.
tlced a single instance ofdamage.
AS TO grape hoppers, l have been
surprised to see them fall In
showers wherever l have used
the sprayer.
Professor Surface, in acknowl.
edging the receipt of this infor-
nation, wrote:
81 am much gratlfied to learn
of your successful experience IN
using pure kerosene in hand
perfume atomlzer for insect pests
of various kinds of grape, apple
and other trees IN your town lot.
Your success lays In the fact that
you had an atomizer which threw
the liquid in the form of a very
fine spray or mist; tina; you could
readily control the amount of
liquid applied, and did not put on
enough to drench or even cover
the foliage or fruit. 1t spraying
were done IN this way, even pure
kerosene could be used In more
extensive horticultural work, but
the great difficulty is, that coars
er apparatus Is quite liable to
throw the kerosene IN sprinkles
or large globules, and also apply
more of 1t, and thus you would
have very serious results In burn
ing and even removing the foliage
Spraying with pure kerosene or
q windy sunshlny day to promote
rapid evaporation is to be recon-
mended for insect pests of near
ly all kinds, If the operator will
be sure to use only enough tt
reach the pests, and be carefu
that 1T Is applied in the form OF {
very fine mist and not IN drops
however small they may be.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1910-05-05
SALUYIA.

Listen for wedding bells
The saw mill, which has been
situated on Baby Run, has finish.
ed its job and gone elsewhere.
A Sunday school was organized
at Forest Dale school house, April
18th, with quite a large attend
ance.
Quite a number of people from
this vicinity attended May Meet
ing at Sidellng Hill Baptlstchurch
last Sunday.
After having spent few weeks
with his parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Fernando Decker. Russell @.
Decker, who is employed IN the
U. 5. express Office IN Deshler,
o., returned to his work last Fri
day.
Lee and Lois Decker accom-.
panied their brother Russell as
lar as Breezewood last Friday.
Cora Strait and Earl Metzler
attended May Meeting last Sun
day.
Mrs. Anna Ham is visiting her
son Porter and family of Clear
field.
Billy Grey is on the sick list.
Miss Catharine Mellott, Of Ev-
erett, is visiting her uncle George
hnsley and family.
Maud Strait has been employ
60 in the home Of Mr.. JOSEPH
Slpes.
Those who visited at r. Deck
er's,last Sunday we're Mrs. Philip
STRAIT and little son Horace, Mri
Ada Ham, Noah Sipe, JOSEPH
slpe, Tom DeShong and Glen
Slpe.