Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-02-11

Miss Print want a husband who
win be easily pleased Miss Crouch
That's the kind you'll get.-Life.
Patience have been spending a
week looking for traces of my ances-
,ors. Patrice- Indeed? And did your
ancestors wear traces?
He lin full uniform) Il love the
smell OF powder. She (delightedly)- -
Oh, do you? Don't you think the vio-
ct scent is the best?-B Baltimore Amer.
lean.
Wei, Johnny, do you wish you were
a grown-up MANI? You bet l do"
But why?" $50 people wouldn't ask
me such fool questions Cleveland
Leader
Small Pa. what is an optimist?
pam optimist, my son, is man
who doesn't care rap what happens
so that it doesn't happen to him.
rit-Bits
DO you think you will keep your
new cook?'' I'VE don't know She
has taken us ON trial, but we are in
hopes that we win suit - Baltimore
american.
Hostess You won't come to church
with us. then, Phyllis? Phyllis (down
for the week end)- don't think 80.
dear. You see. l shouldn't know soul
therel--London Opinion.
He-When l called you up on the
telephone last evening you seemed
very cold in your answers, She-Oh,
no, realty 1t must have been the ice
On the wires. Boston Transcript
His mother Charlie. come down
rom that tree this minute, or I'll call
lYour father! Charlie Oh, pop can't
come now; he's busy writing my com
position for Meggendorfer Blaet-
ter
Dick-T know a girl who accepts
-ings from men she doesn't know
Clara / don't believe It. How could
she? Dick-Why. she has to, you
know: she's telephone girl Tit
Bits.
College Student-Roses are red, vio-
cts are blue, Send me ten dollars and
I'll think of you. Loving Father
Some roses are red, othexs are pink,
Enclosed find zen dollars, L don't
think
But why do you put your friends
things in the dining room oh he
is so used to restaurants that he won't
enjoy his dinner unless he can watch
his hat and coat. Washington Cd.
| CO Herald.
| Elsie-Why is Clara always so short
Of money? Didn't her father leave
her a lot? Madge Yes; but you see
she's not to get It Till she's 30. and
| she'll never own mp to that Boston
| Transcript
There win be a balcony scene in
this play" Il dare say" said the
cynical manager, and there'Il prob
ably be scene in the gallery and par
auet. too. if you ever try TO put it on. Sc
81 Louis Star.
Wife Now. see ere, jim; II yer
don't provide for me better | shall quit
so | warns yer. Husband Provide
better? Well / like that Why, amt
/ got yer three good jobs o work this
iarst month";? Sketch,
= married my first husband for mon.
sy, and my second for love- Then
you are very happy now, / suppose?'
No. Alasl no. You see, my first hus-
band married me for love. and my sec
| nnd for money - Fliegende Blaetter.
Post--lm trying to get tirst-class
chauffeur to run my car Parker
Can't you find good one? Post No.
| All the fine ones have made 80 much
money that they now own and operate
their own machines Sunday Maya.
zine
Ethel tcaliing on her friend Il
aidnt know YOU were one of those
athletic girls Madge What do you
| mean. dear? Ethel--Look at those
foils over your bureau Madgc Foils!
Why, those are my hat pins. Boston
Transcript
WHATEVER made thee marry, John
! and thee seventy" Because | thowt.
| lad. 1t I'D be nice to think there'd be
some nm to close my eyes when time
| ,0med" Close thee eyes! Why. mon
Use had three wives. and they's all on
| EN- opened minel" Punch.
/ Newlywcd Don't you think dear, if
[ were 10 smoke 1t would spoil your
curtains? Wifcy--Tou are certainly
the most thoughtful husband 1t
| wouldn't do the curtains any good
NewIywed Then. dcarte. take the cur
tains down Kansas City journal
Young Wife Yes. dearest. I'm go
ing 10 favor sou at dinner tonight
with a new cake mat J invented all
by myself Young Husband Cgloomi-
iyD Say. guess this viii be a good
night for me TO bring Jim Taggart
home TO dinner dent like jim
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