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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

nervous and all unstrung. l thought
I tried every known medicine, but n
was not until I began using Doan's
Kidney Pills that began to get help.
The pains slowly disappeared. the
kidney secretions cleared up and in Q
few weeks my strength returned 20
that l could work about the house
again. 1t IL three years since then
and Doan's Kidney Pills have kept
ne we'll"
Remember the name-Doan's. Sold
BY all dealers. so cents q box. Eos
ter-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04
Girls In the Corn Field.

Farmer girls saved the day for the
farmers in the Godfrey district by
working in the fields as farmhands
and assisting in getting the corn
from the shocks in the fields.
Charles Bockholtz's wife and five
daughters have so aided the farmers
when they were short of work that
the farmers admit they have saved
much Of their crop Of corn. All these
young ladies can husk and throw
corn with the ease Of a man.-Alton
correspondence st. Louis Republic.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

OF weakness that I
could do no work.
and the pains l suf-
fered would throw
me into spasms. /
was dizzy, worn and
sleepless, my back
ached terribly, I had
rheumatism and was
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04
HANDICAPPED.

The militant suffragette glanced
critically at the pavement as soon a.
she had arrived.
Il fear the materials Tor q typical
campaign are lacking here" she
said.
Asked to explain further. she add
cd that she observed An embarrass-
ing absence Of loose bricks.-Phila-
delphia Ledger.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04
DIVIDED REsPoNsisILIrX.

She thinleA that her life IL gloomy.
while . mans must be ever gay,
Because IN an ONCE roomy
He can mix with the world all dayt
She doesn't know Of the duns and boree
Who haunt the sidewalk and crowd the
doors
And the countless worries that line the
face
OF the man engaged in the dollar chase.
He thinks It Is something doleful
from slippers and pipe to roam
And whistles in cadence soulful
The melody, Home, Sweet Home"
And he has no heed Of the furnace smoke
Or the servant fresh or the china broke,
AND the thousand and one annoying careo
or those who are managing home affairs.
Washington STAG.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04
An Astounded EneIIshman.

No one IL fonder Of . good story.
or can tell one with greater effect.
than DR.. Clifford. who will lead the
Nonconformist Emergency League
against the Lords. should necessity
arise. Both his father and mother
worked in . Lancashire lace factory,
and when the preacher was ten years
old. he, too, entered the factory. and
often worked twelve Or fourteen
hours ct . stretch.
OF these days Or. Clifford has an
amusing reminiseence. A piece Of
new machinery was being hoisted to
the top room Of the factory when the
rope broke and the machinery got q
damaging fall.
"wsIl I never!" exclaimed the
manager "To think I've hoisted with
that rope for fifteen years and now
Il happened."!Tit-Bit Bits.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04
Pinches All Round.

She-My new gown is just lovely:
it's a perfect fit.
He-Satisfied on that point, Ell?
She-Yes, know it's a good At. be.
cause it pinches me So
He-Well. II doesn't pinch you half
as much as 1t does my pocketbook.
TAs Catholic Standard and Times.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04
WITT EUN1@R
,.gr1n
SAR CASH

Mrs. Henpeck-Who were the three
wise men, Job? "Bachelors."-Life.
Nov, Willie" said the teacher to a
small pupil, what is the term etc.
used for?"
Geraldine-"Who L. the hero OF
your new story" Gerald-"The man
who accepted fudge.
Whats a pyromaniac, sis?" Zone
OF them folks that's crazy about
burnt wood work. baltimore Ameri.
can.
1T is used to make people believe
we know more than we do" replied
the bright little fellow.-Chicago
News.
81 owe Pjenks CALL" Going there
this EVENING"" mo. You see-er-
that isn't all l owe im."-Cleveland
Leader.
Sillicus-"Do you believe there is
honor among thieves?" Cynicus-"No,
they are just as bad as other people"
Philadelphia Record.
Fashions are changing like the
deuce" How do y know, old MANI"
Saw the minister for the first time
in six months. "-Puck.
DO you keep servants?" mo. we
are like all other housekeepers in that
respect, We hire servants but do not
succeed in keeping them."-Houston
Post.
How does it come that your wife
let's you come out between the acts?"
Il tell her l want to telephone home
and see If the children are all right
Cleveland Leader.
After the Mass Play-"How's yer
boy doin' at college, Cyl" "Fust rate.
He hopes to be out o. the hospital
some time afore Christmas. "-Cleve-
land Palm Dealer.
THE time to save Is when you're
young" That's all right, but a fel-
low doesn't earn anything till he gets
we'll along and then 1t costs more to
live."-Boston Herald.
Jees-"He said my face was a
poem" Bess-" It is-like one OF
Browning's." Jess-"How do you
mean?" Bess-"Some of the lines are
So deep."-Cleveland Leader.
did you have any assistance when
you made your appearance as a sing.
err" YES" answered the amateur so
loist. There was policeman keeping
order in. the gallery."-Washington
Star.
Truth crushed to earth will rise
again." said the ready-made philoso.
pher. YES" answered the discour.
aged New Yorker, but Tammany fire.
Quently does the same thing."-Wash-
Mston Star.
Jack-'T was in a box at the opera
last night" Tom-"Were your" Jack
II should say l was I took two la.
dies there and then discovered that /
had left the tickets at home."-Boston
Transcript.
I'm glad you've dropped in, Mrs.
Irons" said Mrs. Lapsling, cordially
greeting the visitor. This has been
q dreary day for me, and a call from
friend is like an Osiris in the des-
rt."-Chicago Tribune.
Sapleigh-"Bah jove. you know. an
idea has occurred to me" Miss
Pert ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS me, Mr..
Sapleigh. isn't that more than a mere
occurrence? I should call it an
event."-Boston Transcript.
You'd like to have me give this a
notice. l presume" said the literary
editor. Indeed. l would" answered
the author Of the book; "the best in
the world" But the conscientious lit.
erary editor, after readig 1t, classi.
fed II as one of the worst in the
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04
WANTS HER
LETTER
PUBLISHED
For Benefit of Women who
Suffer from Female liz
Minneapolis, 1in9.-"Iv was . great
sufferer from famalo troubles which

caused Q weakness
and broken down
condition Of the
system. ! read %
much ofwhatLydis
E. Pinkham's Veg.
etable Compound
had done for other
suffering women ]
felt sure It would
help me, and1must
say 1t did help me
wonderfully. Ny
pains all left me. /
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04
those Pesky Ladders.

A farmer was driving In Elk street
A few days ago. Coming close be
hind him was . fire engine.
Look out for the Fire Depart.
ment!" shouted q man On the curb.
The farmer pulled IN close to the
curb. and after the engine had pass
ed started toward the middle Of the
street again. Then . hook and lad
der crew whizzed by and took OF one
Of the rear wheels Of his wagon.
II told you to look out" said the
man at the curb.
Il know you did," said the farm
er. and I did look out but look at
what those drunken painters with the
wagon load Of ladders did to my rig!'
Buffalo Express.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

when 1t Is considered that the percentage
OF deaths from consumption Ii 81 per thou
sand against 6S per thousand Of any other
maiady. how important to guard against Q
slight cold by taking Taylor's Cherokee
Kennedy OF Sweet Gum and MULLEN, the
tested medicine for coughs. colds and con-
sumption, whooping cough, Group.
A druggists, 25c. and Joe.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04
Scratched So She Could Not slesp


II write to toll you how thankful ]
am for the wonderful Cuticura Rem
edies. My little niece had eczema for
Ave years and when her mother died
I took care of the child. Il was all
over her face and body. also on her
head. She scratched 70 that she could
not sleep nights. I used Cuticura
Soap to wash her with and then ap-
piled Cuticura Ointment. did not
use quite half the Cuticura Soap and
Ointment. together with Cuticura Re-
solvent, when you could see Q change
and they cured her nicely. Now she
Is eleven years old and has never been
bothered with eczema since. My
friends think 1t is Just great the way
the baby was cured by Cuticura.
send you . picture taken when she
WAS about Is months old.
"She was taken with the eczema
when two years old. She was covered
with big sores and her mother had all
the best doctors and tried all kinds Of
salves and medicines without effect
until We used Cuticura Remedies.
Mrs. H. Herman. 6e3 Quincy st.,
Brooklyn, N. Y. Sept. ~. 1909"
nnacNNyAnYr
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

Bank notes were first issue In
China 1897 B. G. -.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

Davis Painhller should be taken With.
ont delay when sore chest and tickling
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

Deep-seated colds and coughs are cured
by Ansn's Lung Bdlsom, when all other
remedies fail. Sold for over 40 years.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

An international weather code will
soon be in use the world over.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04
For COLDS and GRIP.

Unquiet meals make i'll digestion.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

The figures of the London police
courts show q very decided increase
during recent years In serious crime.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04
"SPOEN'S"

A. this very remarkable preparation il nov
called, 10 the greatest Constitutional Reusodv
ever known for Brood Mares, Colts, Stallion
and all other horse; also Dstemper amons
Dop and Sheep. This compound 10 made 81
the purest ingredients and not an atom q
poisonous or injurious nature enters into IL
Composition. Many persons are now tskius
SPOHN'S for La Grippe, Colds, Coughs, KID.
ney Trouble, etc, and it ID always safe. Il
expels the Disease Germs from the body; scts
directly on the Blood and Glands EP0dN'6
IL nov sold BY nearly every drseRist and Asr-
you, or send with remittance Of price 70 the
manufacturers, who win ship to your erder.
e1prsss paid, Fifty cents and 81 DO Q bottle.
and $500 and 1000 the dozen.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04
Attend to what you are about.
Latin.
IN CONSTANT TORTURE.
How q Severe Case of Kidney Disease
Was Conquered.

Mrs. Sherman Youngs, schoharie.
N. Y. says: "Doans Kidney Pills
saved my life after years of suffering
that ran me down to such a decree
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

Itch cured IN % minutes By Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Never faib. At drueoists.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

A knave or fool can do no harm.
even BY the most sinistrous and alb
surd choice.-Bentley. 81
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

ArA winsiow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething. softens the gums, reduces infiama.
ton. AllayG pain. cures wind collie. &c q bottle
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

We become distinguished by merit
alone.-Latin.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

Only One "Bromo Quinine,"
That II Laxative Bromo Quinine. Look
TOR the signature of E W. Grove. Used the
World over to Cure q Cold in One Dsy. 90
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

A change of pasture makes fat
calves.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

Piles Cured in TO II Days.
Paxo Ointment il guar anteed to cure any
ease ofItohing, Blind, Bleeding orP rotrudin9
Piles In to Il days or money refunded. 800
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

DR.. Piercs's Pleasant Pellets first put up
20 years ago. They regulate and invigotate
stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated,
tiny granules.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

munyen's Paw Paw Pills coax the liver into
activity by gentle methods They do not scour, grpe
or weaken. They are q tonic TO the stomach, liver
ana nerves; nvigorats instead Of weaken They en-
r1ch the blood and enable the stomach TO get all the
tournament from food that is put into It These
pills contain calomel they are soothing, healing
and stimulating For sale BY all druggists In loc and
DC siees. II you need medical advice, write Mum
yons Doctor They will advise the best Of their
ability absolutely free OF Charge. MUNYON'S
oSd and Jenersen sts., Philadelphia. Pa.
Munyon's Cold Remedy cures q cold In one day
Price 80. Munyon's Rheumatism Remedy relieves
IN . few hours and cures in Q few daya Price &c.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

1H1S H"SS ""S 1UruB 1cIIOW
Someone told him that sallowness was
caused by an inactive liver. He began
taking Natures Remedy, his natural color
returned, his brain cleared. His liver was
again active, Mr. tablets never fail to
correct the liver, they remove the bile,
aid digestion and tone the system. Better
than Pills for Liver Ills.
Take one tonight and you'll feel better
in the morning. Get q Csc. Box. All
Druggists. The A. H. Lewis Medicine Co.
st. Louis, Mo.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04
FREE SPEECH.

Jaw. shut up." said voice from
the audience.
my friend" said the Anarchist
speaker, don't you believe in the
right Of free speech?"
Sure thing" responded the voice.
What are you sore about? I was ex-
ercising thGt precious right.
delphia Ledger
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

The greatest cotton crop in the
United States was that Of 1908,
which on the farm, was valued at
$t2a,000,o0O.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

Hickt CAPuDNB u the best remedy. -
lisvs the aching and feverishness-curea
the COLO and restores normal conditions It's
uQuid-saects Immediately. IOc. Sc. and 60c.
1t drug storea
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

Idleness covers q man with rags
German.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

The total continental area of the
united States. including Alaska, is
about equal to that of all Europe
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04
Dress for tho EquestrIenns.

The fair riders who take their own
horses into the ring must follow a
set Of rigidly prescribed rules In
dress. The horse show Judges are
punctiliously particular that every de-
tail Of formal horse show etiquette
be observed and a gray habit worn
in the evening would be very bad
form indeed. The fair rider must
also use a side saddle, no matter what
her personal preference may be. In
the evening she must wear . we'll
fitting black melton or broadcloth
habit. black boots, a high silk hat
and white or very light neckwear.
In the afternoon she may, II she
chooses. don a gray or checked habit.
tan boots and Q more informal hat.
The women who ride with special
hunt clubs wear pink coats like the
men, and the vivid hcnting pink
which, as everybody knows. 10 . bril-.
liant scarlet-makes delightful
dash Of color-Philadelphia Inquirer
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

Fairgrounds are being fitted up for
tho exclusive use Of the girls in the
Boston public schools.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

We are not to blame because you suffer
Aon Hasemftism or NerralCa, bat you
= quickly soothes apd ailays all pain, sore.
1esa and Inflammation.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04
REASOrJABI

you are the biggest fool I ever
talked to-"
Because I let you talk 80 long?"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04
For HEADA(

For -Hicks' CAPIJDINE
=, Whether from Coda Heat Stomach or
Nervous Troubles, Capudine vim Relieve Won
It's hQuid-pleasant to take-acts immedi-
ately. III It iec.. &c. and 10 ct drug
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

The salmon output Of Alaska
equals the combined catch Of British
Columbia, the United States proper
and Japan.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04

A cat belonging to John Colgan,
who lives north of Atchison, Kan, 10
Raising q young pig. The cat has
two Kittens and mothers the pig
with them.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04
Wonderful etstfsti CO.

Sicily lost 10000 Inhabitants BY
earthquake in 1893.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-02-04
MANY Children Arc Sickly,

I Many Children Arc Sickly.
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children,
yed By Mothsr Gray, a. purse in Chndren's
BONE, New York, cure Simmer Complaint,
.fsvsrsshnsss, Headache, Stomach Troubles,
Tssthing Disorders and Destroy Worms. At
all Druggists, 25c. sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen 9. Olmstsd. Le Row. N. Y.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-03-18
Fowls Require salt.

Fowls require salt in their ration In
order to thrive best, the same as do
all other animals. The mineral ele-
ments in the salt are desired by the
fowls, and their systems crave them.
But only a little salt is needed-nOt
more than handful a week to the aV-
erage-sized farm flock. Too much may
be more harmful than too little. And
since fowls often do not know when
they have had enough of it, we dare
not place the salt before them, and
lei them eat all they want, as can lie
done with most other farm animals.
80 the best way is to mix handful
OCCASIONALLY with the soft food or
mash, This seasons the food and gives
II paIatable taste, as well as proving
benefit 70 the fowls.-Agricultur4l
Eptomst.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-03-18
The Farmers Automoh,,.

while automobiles are axnens,ve
'enioies' IN sense, they are daily
Dooonllhg less 80. Improvements in
hleInoos, materials and knowledge have
MADE cheaper car possible and tbe
TACT that the purchasers of fancy cars
are already supplied has caused man.
ulsActurers to devote their energies to
turning out a car that is Medium
priced and of high quality. A new
nelo 1or the marketing of the product
OF their factories was necessary and
THIS neld was found among the farm.
ers. H1gh-priced, fancy cars would not
90 with them, but quality would, and
Ihose manufacturers who were shrewd
enough TO make a car of high Quail
lty at reasonable price have found
READY customers among the farmers.
II IS estimated that there are now
In use about 100000 automobiles amone
the farmers of this country and some.
thing like 5000 of these are in Kan.
sas. They are great favorites among
the dairy farmers as time savers in the
delivery of milk, but they are no less
so among other farmers, who find in
them means of rapid transit without
disturbing the farm teams The new
farm automobile is here to STAY
Kansas Farmer.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-03-18

DO not choose the dormant season
TO cut back trees that are growing too
fast to be fruitful; 1t will only make
them grow the faster in the spring.
Wait till they are in full flush of
growth in May or June If you want to
drive their surplus energies into fruit
buds. Be sure to carry a paint pot
along with the primers, and whenever
a limb as much as an inch in diane
ter is cut off, cover the wound with oil
and white lead to keep out dampness
and the entrance of fungi spores that
will produce rot. In the spring this
cover is not so necessary, for as soon
as growth begins the tree will begin
to cover it's wounds with new wood
that will creep over it from all sides
Rural World
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-03-18
Superior to the Mule.

The greatest hybrid that the world
has ever known is the mule. This is
Across between the horse and the ass.
HE resultant mule was, however, par
fen and the possibility of developing
more perfect type through selection
did not exist The mule had to be
SheD as he was and made the most Of.
Al that he has borne the brunt OF corn
neId labor al home and tugged the IA
IONS cannon into the ever-advancing
frontier He has surpassed both the
horse and the ass that bred him in
many ways The zebra is evidently a
creature superior in every way to the
mule, and it is believed, with selection
ead scientific breeding, it will take a
pace IN the world that will tend to re-
.fe the latter, and, possibly, the horse,
Ifom the field of action.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-03-18
SERMONETTES.

Often the clock that strikes oudes.
is farthest off the time
The pleasures of folly never come UP
to the promise Of the pictures.
The better men see the faults Of 9TH
ers the more blind they are to their
needs.
The better men see the faults Of
others the more blind they are to their
needs.
No man believes in any real heaven
who does not sweat to make it real
here.
The tendency to correct all creation
is often mistaken for the creation OF
correct character.
The man who gets into fever on
parade often gets into funk when
the fighting begins
There are too many who want TO
stand on the zero mark, neither minus
nor plus, in the moral scale.
When a thing gets intolerably bad
we usually eliminate 1t from the
language of decency and leave ii in
active existence.