The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-11-06

new fellow Dimmycrats. TIL other
might at mectin j laned over an
! whispered TO Grogun TIL banker VINO
| was sottin' next to me: ] wisht Jawn
1. T.. Altgeld cud have lived to see this
meetin'.' lie did not answer an whin
4 / looked at him again SEQ he'd
tainted.
Me principals is unchanged, mind We.
but don't think It's nicissry to take
thin out an fling thin In TN face ~
| men that don't agree with thin, but
ar-re Just as good Dimmycrats as me-
silf. We can differ an such minor guess
tons ~ policy as tn tariff. Che income
tux an tn thrusts without dlsruptln'
tn party. I'm no bigot. Anyhow In tn
gr-rcat fundamintal Jcffcrsonyan doc
| thrine iv Dimmocracy, we arc all
united. IT Isl: How can we skin
1 Tiddy Rosenfelt?'
Nv coorse | feel sorry fr Tiddy.
| I'm sorry f'r amy man that's In tn
position that l used to be In before
this year. He knows how It felt to
be, Dimmycrat in 1895 an have all
that was good an beautiful In this
fair land w ours walkin on ye'er
face. I don't want to rub 1t In on
TIL poor man, but Is human bein'
take some delight in gcttin' out me
pocket book an lookin' at rs ad firm
TIL Wall Sthreet Journal calm FIR
thirty determined stock brokers to so
to Chicago an lynch Martin Dooley.
1t was signed Thaydore Rosenfelt. 1t
! was me that was causin' TIL panics
stickin me feet in tn wheels ~ In
| dusthree, corruptin tn administhra-
ton w Justice an destroy'n' tn con-
I, stitutton. | don't know how many
/ times he expelled ME firm tn Union
III, tt,rt
that como down firm tn club after sup
\ per FIR little athletic sport breakfn'
/ up our meetins, an got 1t, mind ye,
called thmsilves Rosenfelt Minyit Men.
His pitcher hung in all brokers offices
an was pasted in nanny goold watch
case. He slept with capital an with
TIL, supreme coort an tn banks an
our other institutions SOS to be ready
to PROTECT thin against tn likcs Nv
mo. But wan day whin he asked thin
to roll over an not take up SO much
room, they did roll over. They rolled
over on him. It's him. thank good
ness. an not me that makes TIL faces
iv our club window turn green with
patriotic indignation. 1t's him that
has cast shadow over Wall Sthreets
II IT'S on his pro-cssyop not mine that
Ith' slate is thrown firm tn root " TIL:
!. Presbyterian church. It's about him
! THAT TIL colledgc prisidint who's watt
4 In Err Jawn Archbold's ring at TIL
dnre says things that tn freshman
shudden't hear.
ITS about him that tn Bar Assoc
lcycation calls an imargency metin' an
TIL joodicyary can't talk comfortably
j without putin on TIL black cap. It's
in front " his house that TIL mob
gathers armed with goold headed
!, L ~
; iditor Nv tn pa -aper says, I can't
think " anything more to write
about Rosenfelt. So Mike, ye'd betther
dig up that old Bryan iditoryal an
) change TIL name. P'haps We have
been too harsh with Rosenfelt amy
: how.
"An' what's William Jennings Bryan
! dom these days? Well. don't know,
but bet we he don't have to take amy
] funny papers TO keep him in good
9 humor.
Mind We. I'm not rcjoic:n' over Tiddy
Rosenfelt. but it's pleasant to be setttn
] here in me rockln' chair lookin' out tn
a wlndure an seein somewan beside.
& mcslf pursooed down TIL sthrcet be {
v mob composed ~ tn joodicyary. ii,
Y comfy. It's agreeable to find mi
c pollytickal activities reported In til
9 mugwump papers undher TIL head ~
: 'S'ciety' or .l'inancyal' an not undue
u tn head ~ Crime an to know tina
9 tn milishy hasn't been ordered t
: sleep on their arms Just because I
looks as though l might win this year
:. like tn sinsaton. Pierpont, pass tn
y cigars. James, ordher mo motor to b.
i here at a quarthcr to four.
II wondher how long it will last
+ H!nnissy. Will I wake up some I'm
II mornln' an find that all me arrysto
. cratic friends has left mo again? III
Dimmycrat party is ony fash'onabl
Republicans that have left home be
cause they object to tn smell Nv hous
cleanin
We hear rumors " throuble fr'r
wan ~ our leadin' statesmen that doe
,chores FIR tn Republicans. He come
out an says that some Nv tn boarder
are kickin' an he thinks II we ca
make our party comfortable an at
thractive to thin they'll como Owe,
So we turn the pitcher Nv Thoma
Jefferson to tn wall. put copy Nv tt
Aldrich tariff bill on tho front parlo
table. chase out Willum Iennins
Bryan who's had the best bedroom rer
free, an his meals In bed f'r fourtce
years an go All Steep III tii y" ooaSiiS'
Says our leader, There's much discor
tint over In tho great house an all t
boys that have tn front rooms Is read
to quit IL we can offer thin injoo'
minis But there ar-ren't nanny
thin" says we. I know that says h
but If they move out all the fellow
In tn hall bedrooms will go with thin
he says. But why don't they grab
best rooms themsilves?' says we. The
don't want lawn D. Rockyfellar's roor
they want his comp NY says he. "A
hore they come he says. so L
throuble We to get off TIL premise:
he says.
AN there ye ar-re. We've got thi
on our hands an we'll have to chang
our entire method ~ Twin as long :
they stay. Afther awhile whin the
set tired " seem our faces In t
back yard they'll leave US. But in 7