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The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03
City Officials RESIGN,

Minot.-As a sensational conclusion
Of the investigation conducted by the
city commission into the mysterious
disappearance Of a large quantity of
beer from the Minot city hall, resig-
nations Of Chief of Police William
Brakeman and Chief Of the Fire De-
partment Thompson have been de-
manded by the city board, and both
have been forthcoming.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03
Panic at Fire

Chicago, Oct. 29.-Three hundre
women n children ran panic str1ck-
en- from the First Congregational
church of Oak Park yesterday when
~hangfngs on a temporary stage erected
for the presentation Of a Halloween
playlet caught fire and thr .atened the
destruction Of the building.
!. Three men, the only ones in the
church, were the heroes Of the oc-
casion. BY quick work they succeeded
in e~xtinguishing the flames and avert
ing a possible disaster,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

Isn't there a fine touch Of uncon.
scious humor in the preachments on
American extravaganza which Ameri-
can millionaires deliver when they
come home from motor tours through
Europe?
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

A st. Paul burglar has returned
money he had stolen three years ago.
He has evidently reformed-partially.
When he completely reforms he will
insist On paying the penalty he in
CURED by violating the moral and
criminal law.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03
Cheering Up the Guide.

Remember, Henry" said the hunt
er who had arranged with the guide,
we're not hiring you-you're simply
n of our party"
whats on your mind?" inquired
the guide. =
well, you see, in case anything
happens we don't want to be troubled
with this new employers liability
law" admitted the cautious hunter
Puck.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

I Why is it that the man who cum
ningly plans to murder his wife or his
Sweetheart and brutally carries out
his plan always breaks down and
cries like a child" when his guilt is
fastened upon him?
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

Thieves have been known to steal
hot stoves, but wen this feat is sur
passed by that Of robbers in New
Jersey who stole six cars loaded with
merchandise by cutting a freight
train in two and escaping with the
sbooty. So far. this holds the record.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

Why should there be so much ex-
element when an aviator breaks the
for attaining the greatest
height? The thing to become en-
thusiastic over, 1t seems to us, is in
safely down from the greatest
height.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03
Editor Arrested for Libel.

Philadelphia, Pa, Oct. 29.-Edward
Van Valkenburg, editor Of the North
American, was arrested today on
charges of criminal libel, growing out
of accusations made recently against
John K. Tener, republican candidate
for governor, based on his connection
with the National Public Utilities cor
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03
Letter 10
DR.. Kllmer + Co.
B~inshamton, n. Z,

Prove What Swamp-Root vii Do For You
Send to DR.. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
ton, N. Y, for a sample bottle. It will
convince anyone. You will also receive
a booklet of valuable information, telling
all about the kidneys and bladder. When
writing, be sure and mention this paper.
For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty
cents and one-dollar.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

When a man Of ninety-six walks
ten miles to get a marriage license
the truth that live is aver young gives
another knockout blow to the Os-
lerian theory.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

A Pittsburg bridegroom of five
weeks deserted his bride because she
was "a block of ice" Naturally, she
Immediately proceeded to make it hot
for him.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

In weight In three weeks. My bladder
was so full Of gravel I could not hold
the urine. I passed several stones az
large as a pea. I rapidly improved
under the use Of Doan's Kidney Pills
and was soon well and strong"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents .
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

An Ohio Judge rules that a pretzel
is not a dangerous weapon. Whether
he will be so confident concerning
the exhibition Of sliced cucumbers re-
mains to be seen.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03
LOOK TO YOUR kInnsYs.
When Suffering From Backachs,
Headaches and Urinary Troubles.

They r probably the true source
OF your misery. To keep well, you
must keep your kidneys well. There
is no better kidney remedy than
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

In New York there is a woman n
hundred and two years old who has
lived ninety-six years in Manhattan.
Well, it must have been in Harlem.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

There is a man in Virginia who says
that to marry after fifty means
trouble. He Is an optimist. What
does he think it means to marry be-
fore fifty?
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

Someone has written an article on
1.-THE Duty Of the Dollar" this being
something that our American tourists
have been trying to dodge.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03
sheyenna Eox b o

sheyenne, N. D.. Oct. 27-Dals
Briggs. living near this place, was ac-
cidentally shot late yesterday after
noon while taking down a gun to go
hunting. He died a few hours later
from his injuries. The unfortunate
victim was only II years old and was
a bright and popular youth.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

New York street car conductor
breaks his arm ringing up fares.
Talk about s~trenuosity in doing ones
duty!
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

That observation which is called
knowledge of the world will be found
much frequent to make men cun-
ming than good.-Dr. Johnson.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

= New York man, forty years old.
and about to wed, says he has never
yet kissed a girl. He'll still be
"about to wed" forty years'from now.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

Some folks never feel sanity until
they have a chance to syndicate their
sorrows.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

With the Bible still leading the list
Of best sellers, the morals Of the
country cannot be so very much de-
Perforated, after all. s.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

An Italian has invented an aero
plane which cannot fall. This is an
improvement even over those which
can swim and climb trees.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

San Francisco is waging a relent-
less war against rats, but it doesn't
seem to have any effect on Paris
coinures, SO far.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03
For Non-Partisan Tariff Board.

7|fETUT JNVn"r dTtISdn TdFTU bOard.
Washington, D. G.. Oct. 27.-with
the further desire to keep the tariff
board entirely out Of politics President
Taft has directed that under no con-
sideration shall investigators Of K
ports be appointed by the board for
political considerations.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

A good honest remedy for Rheumatism,
Neuralgia and Sore Throat is Hamlins
Wizard Oil. Nothing will so quickly drive
out all pain and inflammation.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

-. A French duke has invited his
friends to an aeroplane tea. Could
any high tea" be higher than that?
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

New York waiter buys 100000
worth of government bonds. "Au
things come to him who waits"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

" Wild grapes are very scarce this
fall, says the Boston Globe, but the
sour variety are still plentiful enough.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03
DR.. J. II. RINDLAUB (specIaIlst)
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat
Fargo, N. D.

.Anaemia is often temporarily mis-
taken for virtue.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

King Alfonso is afraid he may lose
his throne. Foolish boy!-why didn't
he put it in his wife's name?
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03
LAYING the Foundation.

why are you always SO careful to
ask advice about what you are going
~ l@oV
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

Doan's Kidney
Pills. They
cure sick kid.
neys and cure
them perma
nently.
Ernest u.
bright, KEEL
logg, Idaho,
says: I was
nearly dead
with kidney
trouble. I pass
ed quantities
of blood and
Loot iE nanrda
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

Detroit goat eats a $40 bill. Well,
what goat ever got Indigestion from
swallowing ten bones?
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03
NORTH DAKOTA
Isn't 1t strange how automobiles
won't take a joke?
Possibly the society smuggler Is
only q kleptomaniac.
Further, an aeroplane, judiciously
handled. lays golden eggs.
Portland cement is to be cheaper
have you tried digesting it?

Summer keeps running back for
Just n more parting word.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-11-03

$50 that If things go wrong I can
say I told you so.'"
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-04-21
THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE OTHERWISE
AND A FEW LACONICS

Two farmers, brothers, in West
Virginia, have met death in the same
manner; each lay down on a railroad
track to sleep. Five years ago the
first brother tried the stunt-success-
fully from the undertaker's point of
view.
We are told John D. Rockefeller
was greatly shocked recently because
the little boys were playing marbles
on the street on Sunday Has it been
recorded yet that John D. has piously
refused to accept the interest on his
money which gathers on the Holy
Day?
Chicago and New York have
fresh topic to fight on; the butter fac
tories declare New York gets all the
first-class butter, and the Windy City
gets the second grade. Great suds,
we poor little fifth-rates must be eat
ing candle grease then.
The Boston Herald solemnly ad-
vises thus: Whether you are male
or female, be careful how you an
cially as to whether you are head of
a family" And right there is where
many poor henpecked man is going
to loom big, for the first (and only)
time.
The peculiar sight of an open air
auction sale of liquor in a "prohibi-
ton city, and prohibition" State,
was witnessed in Atlanta recently.
Uncle Sans deputies were the auc-
tioneers, and the liquor was contra
band. But it's a queer state of af-
fairs, isn't it?
Some of the Senators in Washing
ton have begun to view with alarm
the tremendous amount of unf1nish-
ed business before Congress. One
member plaintively stated he hoped
to get home by the fifteenth of June. -
This will probably give an inkling of
the sort of legislation we may ex-
pect
No one can accuse US of being
fnicky in the matter of speech, but
the sainted Goldfish on Boston's City
Hall must have lost it's scales could
it have read this, in the Boston
Herald of recent date:
Nov let the one-armed veteran
have larger appropriation and more
assistance, so that he can deal out
adequate relief with both hands-to
his needy and deserving comrades of
1865"
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-04-21

Read Thos. E. Watson's views on
Socialism in Political and Economic
Handbook; 81 per copy, or free for
two subscribers at 81 each. The
Jeffersonians, Thomson, Ga.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-04-21
PAGE TWENTY ONE
F. Z 6; II

Drop us a card and we will put va
on to something with which you can
turn your neighbor green with envy by
where he has become Disguised trying
to catch them the old-fashioned way.
It's something new and cheap. 1t
catches at all easons-something no
other tackle will do. 1t will tickle you
to see it, catch house and musk rats.
Illustrated catalogue of prices and tes-
timoHials for the asking.
We are sole manufacturers of the
celebrated Double Muzzle Wire Fish
Baskets. Our sale covers over twenty
States we pay the freight on one
dozen" or more Nets.
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The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-04-21
BASE BALL, ATHLETICS AND
MORALS.

week in nearly every city of any
size in the different leagues
AS money-maker for the men
who finance the game, it is running
the theatrical trust good second;
and as a health giver, to those who
witness it and to those who play it,
all the other health-givers are wind
ed at the post.
Athletic proves of any sort de-
mands perfect physical condition.
A glance at the star players of
base ball, shows many men beyond
their fortieth year.
The point is obvious.
The average business man of forty
is fat, puffy under the eyes, flabby,
nervous and, as a rule, dispeptic-
which means irritable.
The professional base ball player
is bright-eyed, clear-skinned, alert,
good humored and hard as nails.
The man who smokes cigarettes,
drinks everything, from near beer to
gin-rickeys, tarries on the great
ME- Me way and eats Holsters with
chorus girls, couldn't last one in
ming of ball game.
And the people who go to see the
ball games-how much could their
benefit be assessed at?
Every little rooter able to raise
the price or gouge a knot hole in the
fence, is filled with the desire to
grow into Delahanty, McGraw, or
any other of the "stars" who have
made base ball what it is today.
And the old players, those who
have retired because of dropsical
pocketbooks and cumbersome real
estate, they will tell you how, in
their professional days, they laid the
foundation of the healthy, happy
middle age they are now enjoying.
And every school and college
whose track team" is the glory of
every scholar, is the means of devel-
oping better physical conditions and
desire for better moral living, than
all the theologues who ever came
down the pike.
The people of the United States of
America head the statistical list in a
large number of undesirables, but it
also leads in the percentage of sue
cessful athletes, and it is in a class
by itself on base ball.
So, to every employer whose Office
boy kills dozen or so grandmothers
each season, to every parent whose
son forgets to do the chores;
to every teacher whose pupils
forgot" to get their lessons; to
every man and boy who is interested
in this great game, we would say:
Realize it's value as giver of health,
an incentive to high morals, and as
standing for all that is desirable in
American citiZenry, and the interest
on the money laid out, either in sal
aries for the players or tickets of adj
mission for the spectators, will be
more than trebled in it's returns.
Newspaper headline reads, "Roose-
welt Silent" ant" be.
i Il
The Spring Poet is grateful for the
fact that poetry has not yet been
taxed.
Milwaukee is famous again, and
some more-it has resurrected Eu-
gene Debs.
What do the tariff thinkers think of
Canada putting the ban on pulp wood
expectation?
And the joyous sound Of 'play
BALI was heard last week all over
this great and glorious u. s, A.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-04-21


they need it, but tonics are what
they'll be taking later on.
i
Cinnamon in New York are keep
ing the coroner busy; that is, the
the officials.
Uncle Joe Cannon wants to have
have it, and use the hot air he's
been wasting on Congress to run it.
Another thing about these bribery
cases is, lot of men are becoming
famous who would rather have re-
tanned the violet's shrinking modesty.
A newspaper speaks of "the hui
morous side of Cannon's career"
Some folks would need microscope
to find it, but he's a joke now, all
right.
Mr. Cannon emphatically declares
he will not resign, and dares the in
surgents to vote him out. Which
shows the old mans fighting power
is at par.
Birmingham, Ala, has struck the
proper gait when it demands more
five and ten-acre truck farms near
the city. Other cities would do well
to follow the suggestion.
Mr.. Peary has decided to quit eek
ploring" AS DR.. Cook doesn't seem
to be willing to remain in the lists,
even as an alsQ-ran, this looks like
wise move on Mr.. Peary's part.
X
Mr.. Roosevelt has doubtless had
an unabridged version of the Pinchot-
Ballinger controversy, and it's quite
possible President Taft's ear burned
during the telling.
To show their resentment for any
revision of old foot ball rules,
squad playing revised" foot ball
broke several ribs of the tackle, just
to show it could be done so easily.
Mr.. Hotchkiss, superintendent of
insurance, of New York, in a recent
speech demands better political con-
ditions If they ever are better, it's
a cinch the insurance graft will
shrink.
Under the Taft regime, social af-.
fairs affecting any part of the house
are regarded as important; so the
engagement of the Taft cook and
policeman on the beat is duly chron-
icled by the Washington press.
y
A Minnesota preacher condemns
"rag-time preaching" i. e., preach
ing on sensational topics; now if an
other would condemn the vaudeville
features some churches have adopt
ed, maybe they'd save more souls.
Senator LaFollette is dead set"
against consolidating railroads. To
some of the unenlightened it seemed
as though they had all been CONSOLE
dated as much as the water in the
stock would permit.
i
The determination of railroads to
exclude women hereafter as en-
ployees isn't reflection on the
ability of the women as workers, but
because most of the women get mar
ried just when their efficiency makes
them most valuable.
X *
A. Tn oIich IIioh Prom hac ctotnd
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-04-21

We must have 100000 new sub
scribers this year. Let every volun-
teer do his best.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-04-21

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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-08-07
Blacksburg Social News.
.rsnecial to The Times -Dispatcn. j

fspecial to The Times -Dispatcrl.l
Blacksburg, va. August 6.--Professor
and Mrs. II. s. Worthington left Thurs,,,
day for washington, and later VIII
90 to Sweet Briar. where the FORMER
will teach next session.
Mrs. Samuel r. Pritchard and chill
dren are spending the month OF Az
gust with Mrs. John Stull, In Covlns-
ton. 49,.
Roger pryor. in Washington.
Mrs. stonewall J Thompkina, OF New
York, Is the guest OF her mother. MRS
Virginia vawter, mere.
j. Il. vawtAr left this week TOT Soutn
Africa, where he has secured posi-
ton az civil engineer.
Mrs. j. Fl. Kipps and Miss Mary
Kipps OF Edenton. y. c.. are here TO
spend the month with Mrs. e. w.
Miss Alice Dunbar. OF Dublin. has
been the guest OF the Misses houston
at "Letterkenny" for the week. ).
Miss Rosa parrott left this week
for a. visit 10 relatives In Lynchburg.
Mrs. Frances D. Wilson. two chill
dren and Miss Rosalie Stockard, have
gone to Chatham for month WISH;
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Gardner, OF
Williamson, w. Va. are guests o. tne
latter's parents. Mr.. and eirs. y. W.
Fleet.
Misses Beulah Evans and Mary
Stanger have returned from the Normal
School at Charlottesville.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-08-07
Concord Social News.

Especial 10 Tho Times Dispatch
Concord, Va. August 6.--Miss Jessie
Gladys Haynes. OF Richmond. arrived
Wednesday afternoon, and will make
her summer visit at the home OF Mr..
and Mrs. s. E. Anderson. at Stone
walI.
Miss lillian Tanner, who lives near
here. returned last Sunday from Farm
Vile, where she has been attending
tho summer normal.
Beverly Drinkard. OF Lynchburg.
spent last Saturday and Sunday with
HIS parents, near here
Dudley 1nge. who Is now situated at
Petersburg, was guest OF his parents.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. p. Inge. Sunday last.
Mr. and Mrs. Joshua Thornhill, of
Lynchburg. visited friends and rela-
tives here Sunday
Mrs. r. +. Rivinac. of Richmond.
has been the guest OF her sister. Mrs.
W. c. Axers, the present week.
Professor John G. Fisher and Miss
Eu,a Carson. who have been attending
the Normal School at Charlottesville,
returned home sunday afternoon
W. Hannah Evans, OF Vivian, w.
Va, arrived Wednesday, and will spend
several days with friends
Mrs. G. P. Haynes, of Richmond, who
has been visiting at the home OF Mr..
and Mrs. S. E. Anderson. at Stone
wall, returned Wednesday.
Mrs. G. D. Patterson and daughters.
Misses Beulah and Mary. who have
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-08-07
Clergyman's Sons Testimo.
NAL Of tuberculosis Cure

To neglect a cold. bronchitis. lung
trouble or Consumption is dangerous.
We all know how prone people are to
deny they have Consumption. It is
Catering disease ssass. and the sufferer is
ment. Call CONSUMPTION by its own
dread name-and then-take E;ck-
mans Alternative, because 1t Is effec-
tive in tuberculosis. No one need
doubt about it--there is plenty OF evil
dence from live witnesses InYesti-.
gate the following:
Armenia. N, r. July ., 1909.
Gentlemen: Prior to February. 1908.
was located in Rochester. N. Y, sui
fering with La GRIPPE. which developed
into Tnbsreulosi s. my NY physician gave
chills, and losing flesh rapidly. having
gone from 1856 TO 1876 lbs. .coughed
and raised continually. and became so
weak that walking few feet ex-
regular physician gave me little en-
co1,ragenient, MY father who Is
Clergyman heard of Eckman's Altera-
tive, and. induced me TO take ~ The
night sweats and chllls disappeared.
Diminished and in few days de-
yeloped an appetite the first in
months / am now III perfect health,
hack to las lbs, i feel certain that ]
owe my life to Eclimans Alternative,
fSignedl T.. Fl, CoWLtS. Il
ECKNIAN'S ALTERNATIVE Is GOOD
for throat and lung troubles, and Is on
sale In Richmond a, owens & Minor
Drug Cots. Ask for booklet Of cured
cases. 1t can also he obtained ut OF
procured from Your local druggist IT
not, send this advertisement with TWO
Dollars to the Eckmans Laboratory,
Philadelphia, Pa, and we VIII SEND
you one bottle. prepaid. TO your near
est, express tSsee.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-08-07
Powhatan Social News.
fspecinl to The Times-Dispatch.1

Especial to The Times-Dispatch.1
Powhatan, Va, August s.---Miss Mat
tie Patterson, OF Sweet Briar, Is visit
ing her sister, Mrs A. p. Miller
Mrs. Buelah White, OF Richmond,
is the guest OF relatives near Dorset.
Mr.. and Mra Robert a. Davis, Who
have been visiting relatives here. have
returned to their home in Washington.
D. C.
Mrs. Austin ellis, OF Richmond, who
has been visiting relatives here. has
left for visit to friends at Balls
Vile.
Miss Mamie Reynolds ia visiting
relatives at Clifton Forge.
Miss Amanda Powers of Bon Air,
Thomas Davis and wife spent Sunday
with relatives
G. B. cridlin. OF Richmond. spent
Sunday here.
to her home near here, after a visit
to relatives at Flat Rock