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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-06-17
On CASO De ENVENEAA-
M|ENTO CON ALCOHOL,
El Sr. Lopez Castro com
pro en- una tienda S cen
tavos de ron para curar
una gallina.
Al tomarle en- Ia boca sintio que
le quemaba y 10 arrejo al
mOmentO.

La familia noto que la lepgua
Sc lie hinch0 rapidamente y
fue trasladado al hospital
donde fue operado, falle-
ciendo a los pocos momentos
Nos informan que ell sabado por la
maiana, el Sr. Martin Lopez Castro
residente en- Santurce Sc dirigi6 q una
tienda cerca de su residencia en- la
parada % y compr6 5 centavos de
ron para curar una gallina. Al tomar
10 en- Ia boca para reciar ell ave, sin
tic un fuerte ardor en- la garganta,
arrojando ell liqu uido al momento. Los
familiares de Martin notaron que es-
te Sc lie habfan puesto los labios amo-
ratados y la lengua Sc lie fue hinchan
do rapidamente en- alarmantes pro-
porciones. Toda la cavidad bucal la
tenia horriblemente inhamada, asf
/ como la garganta.
La familia alarmada fueron en- bus
ca de un medico, ell cual despues de
examinarlo manifesto que era nece-
sario la intervention de la cirugia, v
dlo las oportunas ordenes para que
fuera trasladado al hospital. Martin
Sc quejaba de fuertes dolores en- la
garganta que lie impedfan respirar.
.Conducido al hospital, al praeti-
carse el primer corte Martin expire
apesar de los esfuerzos de la cienci.
Una parte del alcohol fue ocupa-
do por las autoridades para someter-
10 al analisis.
FL cadaver de Martin fue conduct
do al deposlto del cementerio para
procedser a la autopsia.
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La nnejor cerveza.

Pedid cerveza Piels Bros, de la q.
expenden los Sres A. Alvarez y her
mano en- SUI conocido estableecimien
to de la calle San Jose numero 7 en-
San Juan. La Piel Bros no contiene
sustancia alguna uociva a la salud
de un magnifico refrescante y recons
tituyente. En- este establecimiento
bien acreditado encontrareis. Piel
Bros que es la mejor clase de GER
veza. Verdadera cerveza Lager Ale
mana. Malta de la mas fina y flor de
cerveza de Bohemia de clase supe-
rlor son sus competentes.
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CuIsos de agTicuItura.
EStoS comenzaran ell 5 de Julio
al rs de agosto-

Ell departamento de educaci6n-
dara cursos cortOs de agriculture 4
cargo de profesones de la Estacion
Experimental de los EstadOs Uni
dos. en- el institute de veranO de Ma
yaguez.
Las clases comenzaran FL ) de ju-
lio a 26 de AgostO.
Cada curse durari dos Semanas.
Seran admitidOS los agricultores
de Ia isla. 4 los cuales - les expedi-
RI matricula.
Para mas detaIles dirijirse al De-
partamento de Educacion.
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Muniiciipio de
San Juan, P. R.
Anuncio de subasta.

JUNO IL de 1910.
El dia IL de Julio q las 10 de Ia
mahana, en- la O6cina del Alcalde de
la Ciudad y ante la Com sion respecti-
va, Sc venderan en- pGblica subasta l6
solares de los terrenos del ensanche, al
Este de la Ciudad.
Las proposiciones habran de pre-
sentarse en- pliegos cerrados y usando
dnicam ente el modelo de proposiciones
que suministrara ell senior Secretario
Municipal, en- cuya Ofcina Sc facili-
tara ademas a los interesados copia de
la Ordenanza conteniendo las condi-
clones de la subasta y toda otra cIase
de information relativa al oh. eto.
F.DEL VALE,
Alc1Lde de .Srp7 T7tn7a.
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, Doctores Vidal Vilaret. - Dentis-
tas amer!canos. Plaza Delicias p.
Horas de ofieina: s - q. n
l.30 a 5 p. m.
BesoSa 6 Ramirez, Representa-.
te De manufacturers y conisionis
tas--Agentes de Ia maquina do e.
eribir. UNDERWOOD. Ponce. P. R
Jose Romaguera y Co. S. en- G.
Fabrlcantes do licores y comprado-
res exclusives del acIeditado Ron
REpAkADA y antique alcoholado Bar
nes. Villa 10 46.
Gasolina.-Aceite, Grasa y Eco
tos para AUTOMOBILES. Bicicletas
Y Accessories de todas clases: hay
de venta constantemente en- Ia
AGENCIA de J. Brandt.
Telefono No. 6, P. O. Box 81,
Plaza Principal al lado del Con.
sistorio.
Sc yende una fnca de 50 cuerdas
| de cafe y paste, en- pueblo de Moro
! Wis. Para informes dirigirse { Luis
de la Cruz, Ponce.
La Caborrojena, iugo de GAIA
) irutas al natural, refrescos, dull
ces y cigarros. Gale Marina. No. 8.
Barberia Eel Figaro" de Ru,o
Vasdues. Gale Victoria No, 5.
Delucca 6 Co. Comerciantes al
por mayor y detail, Comercioy sa-
lud. Sucursales "Salud' y "Auro-
ra," "Concordia" y Luna" Con
rebaja de precios, specialized en-
compras a domicilio. Compra y VEN
ia de frutos del pals. Telefono nd
nero 299.
ia Chiquita." De lose Mas y
Perez Ropa hecha, Qui" ''ay Msr-
ceria Fkbrica de ~: IS gsmx
Calle Mayor, esquina 4 ~''s-
F. ARIZONA 0iver.--.> 4ce:,.sra !
por mayor, en- provision..s ~ Soda,
classes. Sal mofida e1. :,.t'ultay ~
una libra, marca AguiiA .;senus ).
Ia Plaza del mercado. .:&erts ca
San Jnan' N. Llauri q '-.,.
Manuel Mocete PadillA.-'iep,esep.auts
de LA Correspondence" rooce, Pto
Rico, P. o. Box. II. Teetcno -
-Agente y corresponsal de vsrios pc.
ri6dicos importantes de San Juan, 10
isla y ell extraWero Acepta agencias
comisiones. Puede der reterencia
Hotel y Colmado d. b. Mel-
plaza Deiicias 10, :. 8.
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D|RECToR|0 De PONCE

Or. A. Sartaella. .-Medico CRU
jano. Tele:ono 2a6, calie de Ia
Re;na, No. 25. Consu,tas de l 3
p. m. Ponce.
Llorens 6 Sancaez MontalVo.--
Bu.ete y Notar:a eo Ponce Plaza De-
ilcias 80.
LCdo.F Manuel Toro, abogado v
notarlo. Olicina en- Ia calle del
Leon, nGmero 10, altos.
Vicente Usera. -Exisencia cons
tante de toda clase de ganado va
cuno. EspecialidaG NOVILLOS
hnos domados.- P o. Box o.
Ponce.
Jose A. Poventud- Abogado,
Attorney and Counsellor at Law.
Ohcina; Caile Mayor No. 10. Tele-
ono No. 2l9-2.--Ponce, p. r.
Lcdo' Jaime G. SEEK. ADogadoy y 10
tario ejerce en- todas las Cortes de la
1sla J de New York, ofcina calle Ma
rina No. IS, en- New York 69 Woll, St.
Lcdo. Ramon Dapena, abo-
Tad0 = notario. Gale Isabel No. 6.
lcDo TOMAS CASTILLO. Abogado No
tario. Attorney at Lawy. Calle Union
esquina Wives No. 20 (b.jos.)
Dr.. A. Ferran, medico Ci,ujano,
cal'e de Ia Rcina. No. II.
Dr. V Santoni.-ne Ia facultad de
Paris. Especiaista en- las enferme-
dsdes de Ia vista. Horas de consul
tas, de 81 10 A. M. y de 2 6 4 P. NJ.
Plaza Principal MIN. IL.
DR.. R. Lopez Nussa. -Medioo CT.
rujano. Consultas do i a 8 P M.
Comercio esquinna q salud Te'efo-
no 2SS.
Falmacia ia Emerita" de- Ma
nuel Puis Diana. Gale Isabel
Y LEON.
FL Leon de Orc, de Roman Cope
ro; habitaciones c6modas y ventiladaA
Selectas comidas. calle do la Villa
Nos.
Hotel America, Altos de '"La Mar
garita.", de-, Lopez y Fernandez,
plaza Delicias. No. 10.
La Palmita. AL lado del parque
de Bombas y de la Iglecia. Puesto
de refrescos y dulces de varias cla-
ses. Y limonadas, cigarros y ciga-
rrillos de todas clases. Especialidad
en- refrescos de cebada y dulces de
almibar. Frutas ref1igerada-Dio-
ntsio Villa.
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Anunciio de subasta,

Habiendo quedado desierta la SUI
basta para proveer de "a a:icnes a los
presos de las carceles de Aguadilla '
Vieques para el aho econ6mico de
1901 Y no siendo admisibles la,
proposiciones hechas para surtir de
leche las instituci)nes de Benefcen
cia y Prisiones de San Juan. por el
p-esente SC convoca una nueva su
bast.. que tendra lugar EN- les oficinas
de la Direction de Sanidad, Benefi-
cencia y CORRECTION, el diI "a de los
oorrientcs 4 las 9 de la ms mana, baio
ias mismas condolences Y en- igual for.
ma que aparecen consignadss en- el
anuncio de Ia subasta anterior.
JUAN T. Was.
Director of Health Charities
& Correction.
San Juan, P. r.. Junio IL. 1910.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-06-17

Lcdo' Jaime 6. SEEK. Abogado y No
tario,. ejerce en- todas las Cortes de la
lsla J de New York, ofcina calle Ma
rina No. IS, en- New York 50 Woll, St.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-06-17

FalmaCia LA Emerita" de Ma
nuel Puis Diana. Gale Isabel
Y Le6n.
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San Juan, P. r.. JUNO IL 1910.

Hoy Ger,eultore, gus necesnan
mayordomos" y hay "nayordomos,
que necesiton oolocaei6n Eaa dos
esptirociones se eneuentran con diff
cultad y Ricardo. Ambas coincidirla
rdpidaments n los deseos de nsayordo
mos y aerieultores % anuneLan en-
La Co,respondencia". Hay On 90.
ts dicrio especial y rs6dics iarJ. II
Skcso.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-06-17

DR.. R. Lopez Nussa. : Medico CT
rujano Consultas do i a 3P M.
Comercio esquinna & Salud Te'efo.
no 28S.
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Jose A. Poventud-- Abogado,
Attorney and Counsellor at Law.
Ohcina; Calle Mayor No. 10. Tele-
ono No. 219-2.--Ponce, p. +.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-06-17

Lcdo. Ramon Dapena, abo-
Tad0 = notario. Gale Isabel No. 6.
lcDo TOMAS CASTILLO. Abogado No
tario. Attorney at Lawy. Calle Union
esquina { Wives. No. 20 (h.iosl
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-06-17

Dr. V Santoni.-ne la facultad de
Paris. Especiaista en- las enferme-
dades de Ia vista. Horas de consul
tas, de 81 10 A. M. y de 2 6 4 P. NJ.
Plaza Principal N1m. IL.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-06-17

Hotel America, Altos de ."La Mar
garita.", de &. Lopez y Fernandez,
plaza Delicias. No. 10.
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La Caborrojena, iugo de GAIA
) trutas al natural, refrescos, dull
ces y cigarros. Gale Marina. No. 8.
Barberia Eel Figaro" de Ru,o
Vasduea, Gale Victoria No, 5.
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FL Leon de Orc, de Roman Cope
ro; habitaciones comodas y ventiladas,
Selectas comidas. calle do la Villa
No3.
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ia Chiquita." De lose Mas y
Perez Ropa hecha, Qui" 81 = MGR
ceria. Fkbrica de ~: - gamx
Calle Mayor, esquina >.;s.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-06-17

Vicente USera. .-Existencia cons
tante de toda clase dc ganado va
cuno. EspecialidaG NOVILLOS
hnos domados.- P o. Box o.
Ponce
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Lcdo.F Manuel Toro, abogado y
notarlo. O1iclna en- Ia calle del
Leon, nlImero 10. altns-
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PHOSPHOGENOL NO ES
UN SECRETO.
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Dr.. A. Ferran, medico Ci.ujano.
Gale de la Reina. No. II.
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Or. A. SaEtaella. .-Medico CRU
,ano. Tele:ono 296, calle de Ia
Re;na, No. 23. Consu.tas de | a 3
p. m. Ponce.
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ll0rens 6 Sanchez Montaivo.--
Butete y Notar:a eo Ponce Plaza De-
ilcias 80
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Doctores Vidal Vilaret. - Dentis-
tas amencanos. Plaza Deliclas 21.
horas de oheina: s - a. NJ
1.3O q 5 b. m, ..
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F. ARIZONA 0iver.--.> .. .ren.sta
por mayor, en- provlsion.Ss IL soda,
clases. Sal nolids e1. :.1utoy ~
una libra, marca AguiiA. rents i
Ia Plaza del mercado. .:<erks ca
San Jnan' N. Llauri d ,-.,.
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Aprobado: Samuel D. Gromer, Treasurer.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-10
H CA LITTLE SERMON FOR THE WEEK ENDS l

seen factors have entered, compiled ting the
problem and making the future less easy
Of prediction Chief among these problems
is the one presented In the Carnegie foun-
dalton. bringing, as II does. tremendous
pressure on struggling institutions to de
nature" themselves. win these institutions
m our own church remain true to the
spirit in which they were founded even
though they must struggle against great
odds or will they throw off the denomi-
national name, which has become a yoke
for them in order TO get in on the Carne-
gle and like foundations? Or will the con-
ditons of the foundations be made less
harsh and rigid Ia their applications to
the schools of the church? These are
questions that must give us pause for each
Of them present its own difficulties and
dangers. Were 1t not better for a Metho-
dist school TO be compelled to disband than
to betray the spirit and traditions OF its
founders by throwing off the denomina-
tional allegiance in order to perpetuate a
doubtful career under any foundation that
refuses to recognize its right to reverence
and preserve the family name?
Another problem that confronts Methodist
schools, some of them at least, is the &C
ton of our own university senate requiring
bildl WlAhin SIN years every COlleb6 nluSl
come up to these conditions: Must not
admit students with less than fourteen
units of preparation, must give four full
years of college instruction, must have al
least six professors giving all their time to
college work, and must have an endowment
of at least 100000" We are told that this
ruling will affect at least thirty-seven OF
our institutions which must secure an ag-
gregate of 100000 increased endowment
with a possible expenditure of AOOO,OOC
more for necessary buildings and equip
ment to carry on their larger work. VIII
the men of wealth as well as those Of les
ser means respond to the call Of these
schools in order to bring them to the re-
quired standing, or will the university sen.
ate give a longer time, IL neseccary, before
degrading the school that may fail to reach
the requirements in six years?
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-10

ped. "I'll tell you, to end any further guess
work on your part
''Oh, the company pays for any kind Of
work. he lnterposed, fppantly.
"A very revered relative presented me
wrote her | wore constantly. 1t is at the
bottom of my trunk and this relative of
mine. who is also wealthy, is going to ar
rive here tonight to dine with us and l
positively must have 1t or lose her esteem, -
she explained. My trunk is large Sara
toga trunk leather handles at each end,
you know, and the top is sort Of disfigured
where the last man knocked a couple OF
chips of varnish off,
"Ah, Saratoga chips, eh?" responded the
baggage man genially why, have a look
at that avalanche! can't get to your bag
gage any faster than II is dug out"
Couldn't you be slipped?'' 1 inquired,
getting an inspiration.
Madame, take your husband away"
said the smasher addressing her. II could
make fortune taking all the money pushed
my way for trying to do the impossible,
but the company pays literally to do what s
possible. There's the whistle; lunch time,
and can't loaf on my own time, you
know"
After he had toddled away she glanced
around the immediate vicinity.
What are you looking for?" l inter
rogated.
For the husband he mentioned" she
gigled.
Look no further" cried, gleefully.
Copyright, 1910, by the N. Y. Herald Co..
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-10

guys with real money in their clothes
IF this particular cashier were wise"
surmises Father, ''she would prevent the
crowd by refusing to talk to everybody.
She Is only employed to take in money and
not to engage in conversation with the Gus
toners"
They're all alike" asserts Son regret
fully. II never knew a peacherino who
didn't like to unlimit the chatter. II the
boss tells her to cut out the chin music
she spills a bucket or two of the damp
stuff and beats II home to ma. You can't
talk horse sense to these prize winning
gazelles after they've listened to the oh
you hd@ dope from a bunch OF flatheads -
why should business men be forced to
employ ugly cashiers and deny positions
to attractive young women on account of
the flirting habits OF foolish youths?" de-
mands Father Let US teach our young
men TO be more respectful"
That listens easy" admits Son, land
there may be ways OF getting around the
game without losing any money. But IL
you ever have to hire a pretty cashier,
Dad, remember the words OF the poet:-
never knew a pretty skirt
Who wouldn't do her best to flirt;
The boss may swear-the girl look wise,
But sull she makes them 100000 ewes
Copyright 1910. by the N. Y. Herald Coz
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-10
Rev. John Grant Shick, Pastor
Of MoCabe Methodist Church.

evidenced by our failure to require a col
legiate education of the candidates for
our ministry. In answer to this l would
say that for one hope that the time will
not come when we shall make ii a rigid
requirement for admission to our ministry
and conferences that the candidate be pos
sessed of a college diploma or degree The
distinctive field to which Methodlsm has
ever been called to minister would make
such a thing ycalamitous. But we do insist
on ministers being students, not TO say
scholars. We do recommend college and
seminary training for those coming into
our ministry and we do require five
years course, including the course for ad-
mission on trial, of those coming into the
travelling connection. This course averages
thirteen points a year and is a liberal edu-
cation i'm itself. I think l have made It
plain that our traditional attitude toward
education is not always rightly interpreted
Historically.
Perhaps we can better gain the true per-
spective we are searching for by consider
Ing Methodism's attitude toward education,
from historical standpoint. 1t may seem
a trite saying to affirm that Methodism
was born in college, yet it is none. less
than the truth. The Wesleys came of Gull
possessed of no mean culture. Their
linguistic accomplishments were known
afar in their day; their skill in dialectics
made them marked men during their days
in oxford. Sometimes 1t is easier to crit
icise than to do the things that the person
does whom we criucise Let the critics
of Methodism's humble beginning take their
places alongside of John and Charles
Wesley. Let them translate from the
Hebrew Greek, Latin and German and
carry on conversation in Greek as these
men did and their criticism may be worth
paying heed to. ., ...
The Methodists early began founding
schools and have ever kept it up. In 1873
Methodism took definite rise in England
and in the same year John Wesley founded
Kingswood school for children. In 1914
Wesley held his first conference, fore
runner of our annual conferences, and the
same year he proposed a theological school
and projected a seminary for lay preachers.
American Methodism was organized at the
famous Christmas conference in Baltimore,
1884 The same conference that formally
set up the Methodist Episcopal church in
America projected Cokesbury college, whiC h
was built the next year at Abingdon, Md.
1t would be a delightful task to trace the
history of our church's progress in the edu-
cational field during the 125 years that have
elapsed since Cokesbury college was built
task that would have its all too frequent
sombre tinge or account of yieissitudes
through which our education work has
passed-but I have not space to devote to
such a detailed review. ---
PrOpheticRIly.
The future Of UNCONVENTIONAL schools Ia
hard to forecast at the present time. Ten
or fifteen years ago one could have as
sumed the role of the prophet in this par
ticular with much more assurance than at
the present OF recent years some unfore.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-10
DOttie Dialogues
BY WALTER A. SINCLAIR.

Now that the fruit is canned and the
jelly made, we come to the truck jam" an
nounoed Dottie, as we peered into the bag
gage room.
Heavens preserve u.s. I shuddered.
We'll at any rate trust you won't be
pickled" she observed.
"oh, call me a ounce and be done with
IT, growled.
"Oh. but I'm very fond of ounces" abe
objected.
"All the more reason" urged.
Isn't II good to be back In town again -
she queried. shifting the subject III only
everybody else hadn't decided to come back
at the same time"
1T was thoughtless OF everybody else.
wasn't it?'' agreed. Even IL their vaca-
tons did end last week, they might have
been little more consderate OF you and
have come home a week earlier on their
own time or stayed couple OF weeks
longer and lost their Jobs You should
speak severely to them"
I'm most anxious to speak severely 10
the baggage manor anyway 70 speak to
him." she replied. Il can't see my trunk
anywhere. Isn't there regular mountain
OF them?'
Very rocky mountain, ia say" ven
tured. Maybe II You had a letter of in
PRODUCTION to the baggageman he might
accelerate the progress Of your trunk to
the platform II the insurgents insist on
:. a progressive platform you should insist
on progressive trunk on IT,"
DO you know, I've always wondered why
they speak OF some railroads as trunk
lines-does thai mean that on ,the other
kind one can only carry suit case?" she
asked "Oh. here comes the baggage mas
ter-Pm going to smile at him and maybe
he will approach"
Don't smile. You may foozle his ap-
proach," / warned.
Too late. She was already talking with
the man in overalls and cap.
And I've been in town four days now
and the transfer man says he just can't
get at anything here until you come to It
! because there are so many trunks piled in
There all at the same time, and I thought
perhaps II ! explained to you how neces-
sary'-she ratified on.
well, read that Nine. Melba"- he be-
gan. when she interrupted him
How dare you mention that to a lady7
It's nothing like that OF ALI"
"Oh, / see. PaJamas"-
you do nothing of the sortl" she snap
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-10
Brehtside and His Boy "s$ e: s;
BY LAFAYETTE PARKS


Seems strange that any employer should
advertise for any ugly cashier" muses.
Brightside, when sapient Son has settled
( himself for the verbal handicap
The girl that answers an 'ad' like that
certainly needs Job" replies the heir ap-
parent, shooting smoke spirals upward
Il fail to see why beauty should be
handicap to business" protests Father.
with the usual devotion to the eternal
feminine.
"A peach in an office ia apt TO take the
bird mems minds off their work" sug-
gests Son. Il notice that our Boss always
\ hires bunch of lemons to tickle the type
VTiter keys, I think he does Il because
NThey work cheaper and not because he's
got Crouch on against the glad eyed
skirts"
"A man must be extremely commercial
ITO be willing to take such rains TO employ
P>Inattractive young women" continues
Father.
II don't know but he's a wise gink after
ALL" admits Son, when he picks out a pie
face to watch the money drawer. These
coy young things, whose faces are their
fortunes, don't worry very much even II
the boss mazuma won't balance up at
night to the cent. They know they can
pry lose another job by logging up in their
glad rags and wearing a sweet smile"
MY experience with young women In
business" remarks Father, rs that they
can be trusted to handle money more than
! men,"
But II you take a second look. pop ("
Son explains. ITS usually dame with an
iron jaw and hair that will never be golden
\ again who is blinking the cush II any
body can slip her piece Of wooden change
and get to the door before she can call
for the police. they've got to beat better
than ten seconds flat in the getaway
sprint" ......... ....... b.
1T is difficult for me to understand why
Ahere should be any moral significance In
the matter Of looks" argues Father, "or
why a plain girl can be trusted more than
q pretty one" ..-,
The girl cashier In the quick eats dump
gVNhere occasionally squander thirty cents
TOR grub" continues Son. lis one OF them
classy little ladies. I wish you could see
the jam there at noontlmes. Every piker
that comes In to blow a dime for a stack
OF wheat thinks he's got to butt In with a
line OF hot air"
Then this good looking Houng woman
really draws trade" tTiumphantly declares
Father believing he has scored a point.
Sure" agrees Son. every slx-dOllar- a
week clerk within walking distance prances
into the place. swinging a cane, and makes
his little bluff that he's the real cheese
\ plate OF sinkers and a cup OF coffee is
his limit but he takes up the room and
makes a big noise which drives away the