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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-21
Money and Happiness.

It Is not the mere accumulation Of
money that hurts men. 1t is the sacri-
fees they are willing to make for
money. It is the desire to abandon
themselves to unwholesome self-grati-
fication; to become walking appetites:
to.lose all obligation for self-restraint,
all obligation for laborious days and
temperate nights-this Is what per.
suades philosophers that the root Of
evil Is money. For without labor and
Standardization" and the acquire.
ment Of that strength. both moral and
physical, which comes to him who has
learned to say mo" to his own appe-
tites and his own desires, there is no
truef greatness, no advance to those
higher levels Of character and spirit.
ual discernment which marks men OF
from one another as they mark men
of from the beasts of the field.-Pitts.
burg Press.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-21

Special sale on single harness, $500
reduction on every purchase of sin
gle harness made at Ed Nelson's Har-
ness shop. 37-2t
FOR SALE-Ten-room house in
good repair, including two lots, good
barn, fine orchard, ideal location. For
further particulars inquire of A. D.
Randall. 35-tf
FARM FOR SALE.
The farm known as the NEA Of
Section 20 in Milford township, Craw-
ford county, Iowa, belonging to the
Mrs. Ayers estate, is for sale. Apply
to Mrs. Elizabeth Bauman at Denison.
Iowa, executrix Of the estate. or to
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Big line of stock saddles, prices
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Hugo Gebert was in Fort Dodge on

y b. z .I =
Hugo Gebert was in Fort Dodge OF
Tuesday on business.
! S. 8. Wilcox, of Deloit, transacted
business in Denison Friday.
I Mrs. David Walters, of Dow City, il
transacting business In Denison today
! J. P. Rose, of Kiron, was a pleas
ant caller at The Review Office Mon
day.
F.. F. Brown, of West Side, was {
county seat caller Thursday of las
week.
C. E. Dobler, of West Side, was 9
pleasant caller at The Review office
Saturday.
Mrs. P. F. Lynch and daughter, Mae
of Vail, visited friends in Denison on
Tuesday.
A. Hoffard, of Charter Oak, made
The Review Office a pleasant call on
Tuesday.
Mrs. Harry Reilly, whose home is in
Montana, is visiting her father, Mr.
P. Hildebrand.
Mrs. Waterhouse and Miss Richards,
of Charter Oak, are in Denison today
calling on friends.
Messrs. Nick Hoffman and Frank
Wettengel, of Dunlap, transacted bus
mess in Denison Friday.
Thos. King, of Muskogee, Okla, a
former school friend of Geo. B. Smith,
stopped off for short visit with him
Tuesday.
J. C. Saul returned on Monday night
after spending the summer at his
ranch in Wyoming. We hope that he
will spend the winter in Denison.
Miss Agnes 10y, of Chicago, visited
her friend, Mrs. Nusbaum, in Denison
last week. Miss Anna 10y came up
from Dunlap Saturday evening for an
over-Sunday visit with her sister at
the Nusbaum home.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. w. Pierce returned
Monday from a two weeks vacation
trip which they spent visiting friends
and relatives at Morrison, III. They
also visited friends at Moline, ILL.,,
and Davenport, Iowa.
Mrs. Anna Schroeder and daughter,
Margaret Lochmiller, returned this
morning from three months visit
in Germany. They landed in New
York last Wednesday and spent sew
eral days visiting relatives in Brook
Ign.
Word comes from Mitchell, S. d.,
that Charlie McHenry is very i'll and
that his life is despaired of. Norris
McHenry, his father, left this morning
in answer to message showing his
extreme condition. We hope the re-
port may be exaggerated and that he
may speedily improve.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-21

The public is cordially invited to
attend free lecture on Christian
Science, given under the auspices OF
the First Church of Christ. Scientist
Denison, Iowa, at the Germania Opera
house, Sunday afternoon, October 3D.
at 8 p. m. sharp. by Prof. Herman S.
Herring, c., S. B., of Concord, N. H
member of the Christian Science
Board of Lectureship of the First
Church of Christ, Scientist, Boston,
Mass. Everybody welcome. 3S-2t
LOST-At Arion fair, a screw case
silverine Hamilton watch and gold
chain with keystone charm. Finder
will be rewarded by returning same
to The Review office. 3S-1t
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-21
SOCIAL NOTES.

| Penelope had it's first meeting OF
Tuesday with Mrs. w. j. SERVER The
weather being so specially pleasant
the ladies gathered on the spacious
porches and enjoyed the occasion tc
the utmost, regaling each other with
"reminiscences of their vacation days
A beautiful supper was served on
small tables scattered throughout the
rooms, which were profusely and ar.
tistically decorated with garden flow
ers. If the first meeting is any indi-
cation, Penelope has a splendid year
before it.
Mrs. Chas. Bollen entertained Co.
terie and number of special guests
on Thursday. AS is always the case
with this hostess, the occasion was
replete with pleasure. A very clever
game was introduced in which Mrs.
Caswell captured the prize. A delicious
supper completed the afternoons
pleasure.
| A number of gentleman friends gath
cred at the home of Mr.. Berkstadt
Tuesday evening to help celebrate the
Goth birthday of the host.
The young lady friends of Miss Nell
McGrin gave her a linen shower on
Thursday evening at the home of Miss
Margaret Clark. The affair was in
the nature of surprise and proved
to be genuine success. Miss Nc
Grin received a number of beautiful
gifts, together with the best wishes
of her friends for a happy future.
Dainty refreshments added to the
evenings pleasure.
The F. H. club are to be entertained
Wednesday at the hospitable home of
Mrs. McKim in Deloit.
Mesdames Woodruff and S. G.
Wright have cards out for two large
companies this week on Wednesday
and Thursday respectively.
The Current Events club will have
rare treat at their first meeting on
Thursday afternoon, when Mrs. Jas.
Armstrong will give them talk on
her travels in Scotland the past sum-
mer.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-21
Two Virtuous Counties.

Venango and Forest counties ii
Pennsylvania are believed to hold {
record for goodness. The former. will
a population of nearly $4,000, ha!
only one prisoner in its county jai
and he Is q nonresident. Forest coun
ty, with nearly 10000 residents. ha.
no prisoners.
This Is the first time in 20 year.
that the Venango Jail has thus beer
ell but untenanted. The one prisoner
Is serving years sentence for rob
berg. The Forest county Jail has
been empty since Christmas eve
when the only prisoner escaped. The
mans offense was not serious and
Sheriff Maxwell made no effort to cap
ture him.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-21
Plenty in Reserve.

A man who had been fighting got
two black eyes. Next morning he met
friend. who exclaimed.
"N'hy, Jack, where have you been
You've got two black eyes,"
That's nothing" he replied. II
could have got plenty more, only had
no place to put them"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-21
Discharges.

did any girl ever propose to you?"
she asked.
Yes, one"
why didn't you marry herr"
81 would not think of marrying a
girl who proposed to me-"
Then she drew deep sigh and said
no more-Chicago Record Herald.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-21

J. V. Barborka and son were Val
callers Sunday.
Mrs. Rob Molseed, of Vail, was {
Denison shopper Monday.
Miss Loretta Monaghan, of Vail, Wis
tied friends in Denison Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Bollen visited
friends at West Side Sunday.
Mr.. Anthony Monahan, Of, Dunlap
was Denison caller Sunday.
Miss Mae Howorth, of Dow City
visited Denison friends Saturday.
Mrs. Mary Conroy and daughter Wis
tied friends in Omaha. Monday.
Miss Gena Hart visited friends in
Omaha the fore part of the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Silletto and fam.
lily visited friends in Dow City Sunday
Mrs. J. T. Haugh spent few days
the past week visiting friends at Oma.
ha.
Miss Molseed, of Vail, visited with
Miss Margaret Haugh in Denison last
week.
w. w. Ferguson and wife returned
on Sunday after a weeks outing at
Lake Okoboji.
Mrs. S. J. Heston returned Saturday
from Okoboji, where 4 she has been
| snondinp tho summor
James Hart, of Fort Scott, Kansas,
visited his daughter, Miss Gena Hart,
in Denison last week.
Mrs. r. A. Boom, of Wall Lake. was
a guest at the Fred North home in
this city over Sunday.
Rex Wright was in Fort Dodge Tues
day attending the meeting of the re-
publican county chairmen.
The NJ. Comstock farm south of
Denison was sold last week to Tom
Hassett for $3.50 per acre.
Mr.. Link Young, who is located in
Idaho, is in Denison for visit with
his mother, Mrs. F. J. Young.
C. D. Young was down from Sioux
City for an over-Sunday visit with
his mother, Mrs. F. J. Young.
Mr.. and Mrs. P. C. Hollander, of
Schleswig, were over-Sunday visitors
at the A. B. forenoon home.
The board of supervisors let the
contract on Monday for the digging of
the Paradise lateral ditch. John
Ahart was given the contract at six
teen cents per cubic yard.
Mr.. Tom Tarpy, of West Side, was
county seat business caller Monday.
Miss Edith Dobson was down from
Delcic on Saturday shopping.
Mrs. Nick Fitzpatrick and children,
of Reno, Nevada, are guests at the
T. c. Mccarthy home in Denison this
week.
Mr. and Mrs. John Tamm are in
Sioux City today attending the fair.
They made the trip overland in their
touring car.
Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Miller returned
Tuesday from Chinook, Mont, where
they have been spending the summer
on their large ranch.
Mr.. and Mrs. Brown Romans, Miss
Minnie Mill and Mr.. Otto Dresselhaus
motored over to Charter Oak Sunday
and visited friends.
Mrs. r. L. Hill was called to Cedar
Falls last Wednesday to be present
at the funeral of her brotherin-law,
Mr.. F. M. Hemmerling, on Friday the
10th.
Mrs. ]. T. Haugh has been enter
tanning her friend, Mrs. John Bolieu,
of Los Angeles, Cal. Mrs. Bolieu
formerly lived at Charter Oak and has
many friends, both there and at Deni-
son.
The w. r. c. will have Thimble
Bee on Tuesday afternoon, Sept.
9th, at the residence of Mrs. Hays.
A 15c lunch will be served. All are
cordially invited. Mrs. Annette
Wheeler, President.
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Rev. James DePree is in Sac City
today on business.
Frank Temple, of Des Moines, is in
Denison today transacting business.
Byron McMullen, of Buck Grove
transacted business in Denison Satur
day.
William Wunder, of Hayes township
transacted business in Denison Mon
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Rex Wright visited
at the Joe Kelly home in Carroll Sun
day.
Mrs. George McHenry is spending
the week at Lincoln, Neb., visiting
friends.
Mrs. Hattie Terrell and Miss Laura
McElwain Sundayed at the Richard
Liljeholm home.
Miss Wayne O'Brien, of Dunlap, is
visiting at the John Mehan home in
7 Denison this week.
Julius Christensen, of Soldier town.
y ship, was a pleasant caller at the
county seat on Monday
Mr.. and Mrs, J. C. .KOtt adopted q
little boy who was brought to them
from the Home last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Martens and daughter,
of Davenport, are in Denison this
week visiting relatives and friends.
Mrs. Flora Smith, of Ute, Iowa, ar
rived in Denison Monday for visit
with her sister, Mrs. w. T. Wright.
Martin Saggau and wife and Will
Willroth and wife are planning to
motor up to Sioux City to attend the
fair on Friday.
George Seeman left on Tuesday for
Lincoln, Neb., where he will attend
the State University of Nebraska the
coming year.
Mrs. William Dillon, of Lincoln,
Neb., visited her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
J. H. Gable, in Denison the fore part
of the week.
Miss Clara SERVER returned Mon
day to Lincoln, Neb., where she will
resume her school work at the State
University of Nebraska.
Mrs. ]. P. Conner left Thursday for
Mt. Clemens, Mich, where she will
remain for month or six weeks TAX
ing treatment for the rheumatism.
Mr.. Julian Brunnier of Manning,
las accepted position in the shoe
department of the Boys store and
moved his family here this week.
Warren Romans came down from
Aberdeen last week for few days
visit with Denison friends on his way
to Lincoln, where he will resume his
school work.
Mrs. Thew and Mrs. Allen, mother
and sister OF Mrs. John Bailey, have
gone to Colorado to the home of Mrs.
Allen. Mrs. Thew expects to spend
the winter there.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. F. Boylan and Mr..
and Mrs. w. H. Gibson leave Friday
for Sioux City to attend the fair. They
expect to make the trip overland in
q Bverett-3O machine.
Miss Winifred Wright returned on
Sunday from three months visit
with friends and relatives in New
York city. She reports having spent
a most enjoyable summer.
B. Brodersen, wife and two sons
are expected home from their visit in
Germany in about two weeks. Their
many Denison friends will be glad to
learn that they are soon to be home.
Mrs. M. Madden, of Tyndall S. d,
arrived on Wednesday for visit
with friends and to look after some
business matters. She will also visit
in West Side before returning home.
Mr.. and L44,,. Fred Beatty, of Fort
Dodge, are visiting with Mrs. Beatty's
sister, Mrs. J. c. Kott, this week. Mr..
Beatty has Purchased laundry at
Madison, Neb., to which place he and
his family will move.
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No Chance of That.

The beggar accepted gratefully a
nickel from the professional humorist.
Thank you, SIR" he said, his voice
vibrant with deep feeling. "Oh, thank
you, sir, and may you live to be as
old as your jokes. "-Washington Post.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-09-21
Well Bred.

Gentleman-That looks a we'll bred
dog. Owner-I should think he was
we'll bred. Why, he won't have bit
of dinner till he's got his collar on!-
Punch.
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OF Course.

Reporter-Professor, what language
do you suppose the people nearest the
north pole speak? The Professor
What question:! Polish, of course
Chicago Tribune.
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Card Of Thanks.

Card Of Thanks.
We desire to thank the friends for
their kindly aid and sympathy during
the illness and death of our dear moth
er, Mrs. o. M. Haskin.
THE CHILDREN.
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Simple, isnr IT,?

When may two people be said to be
half-witted?-when they have an un-
derstanding between them.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-03-27
CITY NEWS.

-Keokuk lodge Of the Fraternal
Order of Eagles is planning a big
time on Wednesday evening of this
week. when a banquet and general
good time will be had S. S. Ball of
Kahoka, editor of the Gazette-H Herald,
will be present, as well as several
other visiting members of the order.
News of the death of Martin Ca,
hill was received in Keokuk short
time ago. The following IS clip
ping from an Ogden paper; Martin
Cahill, aged Ga years, an old resi-
dent of Ogden and at one time a sec.
ton foreman employed in the local
railroad yards died at the family res
idence PISS Lincoln avenue, last night
at o'clock The deceased is surviv-
ed by a wife and a son The funeral
will be held at the Catholic church,
Wednesday morning at 10 o'clock.
Interment will be made in the Noun
tain View cemetery" Speaking of the
cause of his death in following is
sue. the same paper says: An in
vestigation into the cause of the
death o, Martin Cahill, the Rio
Grande Western section foreman who
died at the family residence in this
city Sunday evening, probably will be
made as Mr. Cahill died from pto-
maine poisoning caused by eating
canned sardines Sunday noon The
contents of the stomach of the de
ceased are being analyzed by DR..
Joyce, who attended Cahill, and to
whom Cahill stated that he had eat
en- some canned sardines while at
work Sunday noon
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-03-27

Gam held down first base for New
York and Harry Davis for the Ath-
letics. Davis still holds forth for Con-
ME Mack, but Dan Mccain was traded
to Boston and is now member of the
Milwaukee, a A team
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-03-27
Senatorial Repartee.

Once in the senate chamber John ].
Ingalls, was directing some remarks to
Senator Hoar of Massachusetts. The
other senator from that state, AIR.
Dawes, having come in while Mr. In
gals was speaking, thought the words
were meant for his ear. and so. inter
rupting, he asked ingalls, il he was di-
recting the remarks at him The Kan
sas senator turned slowly around, for
Mr.. Dawes sat behind him, and then,
with delicious inlanation, but an in
slant wit, he said, 81 was directing
my remarks to the successor of Charles
Sumner and not to the successor OF
Daniel Webster"
The repartee has become traditional,
and the utterance was at once placed
alongside of that reply of Conkling
to Senator Thurman. which is also
traditional in the senate chamber.
ConkIing was speaking and Thur
man had said, interrupting him. "Does
the senator aim his remarks nj me;
he constantly turns to me| when AIR.
Conkling. with delicious gravity, bow,
ing to Thurman, With whom he WAS
very friendly. said: when I turn to
the senator I turn as The Mussulmau
turns to Mecca: I turn as would turn
to the common lar OF Fagiand-the
worlds most copious fount Of juris
prudence"
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-03-27

and found that IL WIS twenty MINUTES
past 2.
You'll have to move lively, my
boy" he said Keep an eye open for
Jim, and if the coast is clear take the
2:3o. If it isn't, walk over to Sand
City and take the next one there.
But about Susie" Darlington re-
monstrated.
"Pshaw"' growled Hartford. That's
easy enough Leave note for her
/ With the station master, telling her to
10 back to Colorado Springs and you'll
meet her there. If you don't have time
to write a note. have the station mas
fer tell her you've been called away on
q life and death matter and that she
TO 90 to the hotel and wait until you
send her word. Don't you worry about
tbe girl. She'll prefer slightly de-
layed wedding to an expedited funerai.
Hurry up now. You've just about time
to make it.
AS he slipped down the main street
of Gilt Gulch on his way to the sta
tion harrington caught glimpse OF
lin Busby's gaunt profile as he stood
at the bar of the Jolly Dog, his back
toward the entrance. Barrington's IN
dolent heart rejoiced as he reflected
that the ten mile walk to Sand City
would now be unnecessary 1t was
lust twenty eight minutes past wheI
he reached the station. he gave the
necessary instructions concerning gu
sic to the station master and rushed
out upon the platform. But the traif
which made up at Gilt Gulch was no
vet ready to depart. A freight car hat
left the rails, blocking the track. Five
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-03-27
FIRST BASE IS
A "HOOD0O BAL"
is Hushie Miller Failing to Hit the
Ball Because He is Holding
Down Initial Sack on
Ball Club?
rs A HARD PROPOSITION
Men Covering this Station are Given
Hard Task-Did it Prove Bad
for Art FenneII of
ottumwa?

Recently it has been argued that
first base is hoodoo. Is 1t that rea-
son that Hughie Miller recognized as
one of the greatest ball players in
the minors, has passed through two
seasons without being able to success
fully clout the ball?
Did Charley Rose hesitate about
signing a contract with Ottumwa be-
cause he was slated for service on
tie initial sack?
Did Art Fennell get sold to Aurora
because last season he came ''nder
the "hoodoos that seems to hang over
this station in the infield?
These queries are being advanced
by fans for correct answers.
If 1T. keeps on BASEBALL player
would rather take chance OF walking
under ladder on pay day rather tnan
play first base for pennant winning
team in either of the big leagues, says
Henry P. Edwards in the Cleveland
Plain Dealer. Guarding station No. 1
in series for the worlds champion.
ship appears to be big league suicide
judging from what has happened to
the several first basemen who have
appeared in those post-season games
of the last few years.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-03-27
LABOR REVEALS
ON NEXT WEEK
Will be Given Under the Auspices of
the keokuk Trades and Labor
Assembly.

A series of revival meetings given
under the auspices of the Keokuk
Trades and Labor Assembly will be.
gin next week in Schouten's hall,
corner of Tenth and Main streets.
George r. French will be the
speaker on Wednesday evening,
March 81.
Geo. w. Dinsey and G. A. Beaumont
will be the speakers on Friday April
/.
]. c.. Shanessey and w. A. olivey
will he the speakers on Monday,
April A.
These meetings are free to the pub
lie and all who may be interested are
invited to attend. Jointly with the
Keokuk. Trades and Labor Assembly
these meetings are conducted under
| the auspices of the Iowa State FEEDER
alton of Labor.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-03-27
Two Veterans Go Quick.

George LaChance and Kitty
Bransield were the opposing first
basemen when the Bostons and Pitts
burgs engaged In their series for the
worlds championship in 1903 Each
lasted one season afterward, LaChance
dropping into the minor leagues,
while Bransiield was traded to Phila-
delphia, where he has played ever
since.
In 1904 there was no series for the
championship honors, but in 1905 the
Athletics and Giants got together, Nc
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-03-27

SARAps TL,ZABETH;
Those mullins YOU liked so well were
made from Gold Medal Flour. LIzE
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-03-27
Donahue's Case.

The White Sox and Cubs had their
famous Chicago battle in 1906. "Jiggs"
Donahue was one of the White Sox
heroes, and the work he showed at
first entitled him to a niche in the
baseball hall of fame. Just two years
later he was only substitute, and
three years later he was traded to
Washington. Frank Chance was the
first base occupant for the Cubs. He
lis still there. Being manager, he is
liable to stick quite while if he re-
mains on good terms with Charley
Murphy.
Then came the two series with the
Cubs and Detroit Tigers with Chance
and Claude Rossman as the opposing
/ first sackers. Chance is still on the
job, but Rossman failed to last through
last season and will play with Colum-
bus in the A. A., if he plays at all this
year.
This brings the fan UP to tie series
of 1909, when the Pirates engaged the
Tigers. Bill Abstein covered first for
!! Pittsburg and Tom Jones for the Tig-
ers. Abstein "Merlsled" himself out
of his position and was sold recently
for the waiver price, $1,500, to the ST
Louis Browns. Jones is still mem
Der of the Tigers, but rumors are rife
that Pete Lister is slated to get the
place Tom himself is not of the
opinion that he will be wanted, for he
tried to land minor league berth as
manager last month.