Arizona republican., 1910-06-19
LITTLE JAMES
"a Day and Night Distinguished by
Two Notable Celebrations.)

All tn intrtst in tn United States
was Fokussed onto Feenix and Moo
York yesterday an last Mite an Feenix
had TIL Best of it. Moo York was at
a Disadvantage. 1t didn't have Moth
in to Cellybrate but Privit Sitizen
which was returnin' from a hunt after
Lines an Taggers an Dix Diks and
Kick Kicks in Afryky. an Poaps an
Kings an Umpires in Yurrup
Yit, considerin' at they was so Lit
tie TO Fuss Around over, Moo York
accordin' to tn Tellygraft Dispatches
done very Good. TIL Metropolice
showed Mister ROOSEVELT at if he had
been Gone he had not been Forgot.
They wasn't Nobody in tn Crowd
standin' around sayin' who this here
Teller. Rooseyfelt, anyhow. Seems to
me I've Herd that Name SomeWheres,
but l can't iist Place Him."
No, Mister ROoseyfelt was not En-
tirely Forgot fer evry Wunst in awhile
when he was gone, they'd be a parry
graf about him in tn Newspapers.
about how he'd Brot a Line down tn
First Shot or else tumbled a Cardnle
over. Some of tn Papers went so fur
with Pitchers of tn Trax at Mister
Rooseyfelt was maxim acrost it.
They's some more Foxes in Moo
Yorkn they is in Feenix jist at this
time of tn Yeer when so many of Our
Poppylashun is Gone TO tn Coste, SOS
at Nacherly they was a Bigger Crowd
to see Mister ROOSEVELT Return AN
they was in F'eenix last Mite. TIL Moo
Workers had been FiXin fer their Celly-
brashun Longer, fer they Knode it was
Comm Off if tn Cayuserine Augustus
Victory which was loded with Mister
ROOSEVELT didn't sink. Feenix didn't
have no Time fer to Arrange a Celly-
brashun, fer they didn't Know fer
Shure at they was goin' to be any Just
Coz fer it. 1t had to be got up on
tn Squire of tn Moment fer that was
tn way at tn Statehood bill went
through.
STATEHOOD landed all in a Heep in
TIL Lap of Feenix while Mister ROosey-
felt was Aproachin' Moo York Delibert
accordin' to Skedool.
Statehood is a Crater Thingn any
Privit Citizen iss All Privit Citizens
must Pass away but tn Star in tn
Tournament is there fer stay till
tn Cows Come Home.
But when tn first Bust of Joy was
over yesterday some of tn Democrats
Iat had been Nockin' at tn Door of
tn Union fer More'n a Jennyrashun
looked in when they seen it was Open
an sez Were most sorry at we
NOcked Staithoods no doubt a Good
Thing when you git ust to it wunst, but
it's purity Hard fer to tear yourself
away frum these here ole Fermilyer
Condishuns. We been Robbed of tn
Cheef Ishue of all our Politicle Cam
panes ever sence I can remember. We
been hoilern' Mark Smith an Staff
hoodH SO long at our VOcle Organs
has got sot to that ole Sloggin an
we're Afeerd at our Time of Life we
Can't Lern Anuther Worcry"
Some of tn Republicans they SEE
we see in this here EmancipashunA
which has Took Place, this here
change from Swoddlin Cloes fer tn
Starry Garmence of Statehood, this
here Gloryus Privilege of Votin' fer
President, tn Possibilities of a Crate
Disaster. II tn Democrats should
Happen to Carry this here Moo Stait
1td be simply Hadus an Repeet We'd
cry in Vane in tn words of tn Jerman
Pote Return, o Butifle Days of Youth,
Return But theZ. Cuddent Return fer
Wunst you're Stait, always Stait.
LITTLE JAMES.