Arizona republican., 1910-09-12

~ ID ron ever step {" think why n H H unrried man supposedly sane and immnne-uine out of ten times
 H makes all JI varieties uf the genus
 fool of himself just as soon as Il nrettv womnn other than his wife. mani fests an interest in his DruweSs or h's skin? Yes? Well SO Is Mir Homer Iust- wed these days-and- be s meditating upon the subject very deep'y. too As yet he has not ascertained the whvfore of It. mt he is takms 10 heart the sad. sad lesson be learned. And 1t happened thnsly:
 On one of those, bright. snap7y morn fnes for whIch Ocea nrcar k sO well known. Mir. J wandered Comnacently out from the dIuing-ronni onto the VerhnCa- iighiin. his cigar he strolled. with swinging stride. up and down. up and down. drinking In the pleasures of an ideal morning by the sea.
 Presently Mrs IuStwed. with Mrs Thou1pson and q certain Miss GRendOlina joined him Now Miss tiweudolne was of the friis and furheiows type smart and trim. but as dainty and petite hS you please She had fanriel Mrs Justwed immedinte,y upon their a-riva! at the hotel for their real summer vacation. and Mrs J. had reclprocated with equal warmth She wished to know more of the Justweds
 Isn't 1t simply divine. Mr Justwed." enshed Mrs Thompson. Have you ever tasted such air,
 Perfectly gloriousr' Chned in Miss Gwendollhe-not nt the couclus,on of Mrs. Thempsons remark. hnt simultaneously with it-m strict ohservhnrc of the uni versnI custom of feminine conversation which decrees that every woman present shall talk to and listen to every other one at the same time.
 "It sure is:'' agreed Mir !. heartily. Too good In fact to waste in ldlinS around. Let's be up and doing something really worth while th.s morn ng
 Yes indeed said Mrs. J. "But what shall 1t be-the pier. walk on The beach. or perhaps we can go crabhing?'
 ''Oh-oh-oh have it,'' cried Miss Gwendolne. ciapping her hands In the childish fashion she had been told WAS quite fascinating. ''I have It-let's go sailfng,''
 Mir. Justwed drowned.
 Let's go sailing" continued she of the baby-talk diction. I'm sure so athletic man as Mir Justwed must know all about sailing a boat,''
 NIT. Justwed smiled.
 Sure he said. with q radiant smile That is. if Mrs. Thompson and Blossom would like to. Would your
 Would IT. exclaimed the effervescentIv inclined Mrs. Thompson. Would T. Why I'm just crazy ahout it.''
 But Mrs. J. failed to respond with m equal amount of enthusiasm. In fact, she seemed quite the reverse
 7 .Are-are-yOu-quite sure, Homer" about a sailbOat to take us out aDd back ssfely7'
 MT. J. gave her one quick. whitening glance. And 1t was a sort wives know So well how to give their husbands fin pubiic-and the kind. too, that husbands. be they ever 80 dense, cannot help but assimilate and initiate without knowing they are doing so. It took but an h. stant-for Nil. J. had been married longer than a month. He replied quite non chalantly:
 'I am surprised at your misgivings on that score, Mrs Justwed. It is true I haven't handled a boat for some three or four years But, surely, you remember how simply lived In a sailboat in col legei''.
 ,'Certainly he can-of courser Insisted MSss Gvendoline. Besides, just look at the ocean-it's as smooth as billiard table"
 Mrs J. regarded Homer-dear once again quizzicaIly, hesitated moment, and then capitulated
 In a half hour they were swinging away from land, running before the wind at a merry clip, Mrs. Justwed in the bow, Mrs. Thompson amidships, and Miss Gwendoline astern near Mfr J., who sat with the tiller in one hand and pipe in the other
 There was long, lazy swell on ths bosom of the ocean. with the wind blow ing steadily and strong, but not in puns nor dangerously. The trim little craft