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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-08-02
Guido Wife's Secfetary.

When ile time came 10 start 10
Maine this sear Mrs Ferguson an
noutfcd tiaI Sic VA guine 10 have
Gipbalu rs private Secretary and
manager this seasen She went With
Ter daughter 10 Moose He'd lake and
ihc.c Graham appeared. not clad Q
4 backwCDdsman but In smart city
ainent, and assumed entire cummaj<
s.r tl,. ,uttt,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-08-02

alfs. 4. 4. slosgon Of NoNkirf.
Okla. was Tie winter Of q beautiful
navajo 'lianlist as ono Of The pllzH
If 2 progressive high five parry given
NJ The HDicl Grand View Of Manifol
recently.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-08-02

There Is Pmedy for every evil,
also something jnsi as good
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1910-03-16
HEED THE WARNING.
Many Tanning People Have Done SO.

When the kidneys are sick they give
unmistakable warnings that should not
be ignored. By examining the urine
and treating the kidneys upon the trSt
sign OF disorder, many days o: suffering
nay be saved. Sick kidneys eNpel 4
dark. ill-smellins urine. full OF brick
dust" sediment and painful il passage
Sluggish kidneys cause I dul! pain 10
the small OF the back, headaches. Dizzy
spells, tired, languid feelings aud tre-
quently rheumatic cwinges.
Doan's Kidney Pills are for The kid
neys only: they cure sick kidneys. and
rid the blood of uric poison. II you
suffer from any Of the above symptoms
you can use no better remedy.
Manning people recommend Doan' :
Kidney Pills.
C. L. McElveep. Son:h Church St.
Manning, S. c.. says: "Doan,S Kidney
Pills proved to be the best kidney rem
edy ever used. Ny kidneys were weak
ior some time and 100 frequent passages
of the kidney secreiiorS caused me 10
arise often during the night. ! suffered
severely from backache and painS
through my loins and ~ times was 50
zane that could not stoop or lift. /
finally read about Doan's Kidney Pills
and procured box Since using them,
my backache has disappeared, the lame
ness has been removed and do rot have
TO arise J., night, I recommend poan'S
kidney Pills 1t every opportunity
For sale by al dealers. Price 30 cents
Foster-Nilburu Co., Buffalo, New York,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1910-03-16
Cures Biliousness, Sick
Headache, Sour Stom-
ach, Torpid Liver and
Chronic Constipation.
Pleasant TO take
: ak Notice .

The books for the collection OF
taxes will open on October 18th ins..
and remain open until March 18th,
1910. Levies as follows:
State tax ): mills: County tax 3.
mills: constitutional School tax ,
mills; Cour; House Bond tax mill;
County Bond tax mill: for back in
deb;eGness mill.
Special tax. School District No. !, >
mills.
Specia! tax. School District No. ,,
3 mills.
Special tax, Schoo! District No. ),
mills
Special tax, School District No. ),
3 mills.
Special tax. School District No. :.
{ mills
Special tax. School District No, 9,
$. mills
Special tax. School District No. 10,
, mills.
Special tax. School District No. Il,
mills
Special tax. School District No. II,
:; mills
Special tax. School District No. Is,
:; mills.
Special tax. School District No. lG,
1 mills.
Special tax, School District No. u,
mills.
Special tax. School District No. IS,
, mills.
Special tax, School District No. 10,
+ mills
Spe .ial tax, School District No. 20,
b! :. mills.
Special tax. School District No. 81,
> mills.
Special tax. School District 70. %, %
8 mills.
Sprci:,! tax. School District No. p
mill
Special tax. School District No. %,
mills.
Special tax. School District No. a6,
mills.
Special tax, School District No. "a.
; mills
Special tax. School District No. aaS.
3 mills
Special tax, School District No. So, 8;
, mills.
Communication Road tax So 90.
l. L. WELLS,
County Treasurer.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1910-03-16
MaL!BRaN's CAPTIVITY.
a Romantic Incident In the Career o.
a.. H-e,k Sincer
take no other.

a Romantic incident In the Career Of
the Great Singer.
The following incident IS told Of
Nine. Malibran. whose voice once
upon time excited the most unro-
mantle to folly.
She was resting IN her dressing room
at the theaeer after singing in the
part OF Desdemona, her passionate
soul still! quirerinG with the EMOTION
OF the part and the tears and applause
Of her listeners. 4 person entered
and begged her to so 70 her mother.
who had been taken III. a carriage.
not her own. was at the door. She
was whirled through the streets and
led, much to her surprise and fear.
into strange house and to an excel
lent boudolr. hung and carpeted with
rose colo-ed silk.
Here the beautiful songstress was
left alone after being assured by her
attendants that her mother was well.
that the message was subterfusr and
that her captivity would last Until she
sang something.
On low seat sat Tyre such as
that which thrilled in Malibran's I'm
gers as she sang Desdemona's touch
ing song.
At frst she determined to resist. but
after 4 short time her mind reverted
to the evening. and almost uncon-
sciously she took up the instrument
and sang the Romance de Saule. As
she concluded sounds Of enthusiastic
applause and trembling accents OF de-
light came to ber through the SILK
hansinss. and she vas then conducted
BIZ liveried servants 10 her carriage
and 70 her home.
The next mo ming she found on her
table q caske, containing maSniS-
cent pair OF earrings. and inside the
cover. written in diamonds. was :he
word "Merci.' But the erent re-
mained mystery to he. forever.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1910-03-16
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
Clarendon County.
COURT OF COMMON PLEAS.

COURT OF COMMON PLEAS
R. J. Stukes, Plaintiff
against
W. y. Stukes, Defendant.
Judgment for Forecloure and Sales.
UNDER AND BY VIRTUE OF \
Judgment Order OF the Court Of
Common Pleas. in the above stated
action, 20 me directed. bearing date
March eth. 1910, l will sell 1t
public auction, 10 the highest bid
der for cash. at Clarendon Court
House. at Manning, in said COUNT,
within the legal hours for jndicla!
sales. on Monday. the 9Th day Of
April. 1910, being salcsday. the
following described rea! estate:
All that piece, parce! or tract Of
land lying, being and situate in the
County OF Clarendon, in the State
aforesaid. near Paxviile, contain!n.
One Hundred and Ninctyseven and
One. half Q91.5) Acres, more or less.
and bounding and batting as follows.
tc wit: On the No:th by lands Of Lily
Ann Andrews: on the East by Sammy
swamp: on the South by lands Of
Ralph OesChamps: on the West by
the Public Road leading from Sum
ter, South Carolina 70 Silver. South
Carolina. The said tract OF land be
ing the same apon which the said w.
y. Stukes row resides. and was CON
veyed to him by w f. b. Haynes
worth
Purchaser TO pay for papres.
+. b. GAMBLE.
Sheriff Clarendon County
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1910-03-16
Wi, he be young?
Soaded.

Saving became passion with the
man and the woman. No priration
was too great Il so by it they might
add to their accumuiaEonS. And they
laboced Jointly. The woman's sacrifice
vas in every respect equal to that Of
the man.
But when they had amassed $4,000
the man, because be had the power.
took the money and purchased with it
not the automobile which be had led
his faithful wife to expect, but .
home. Brute she cried. and when
next mob Of suffragetteS came that
way she joined them. Who could
bla me her?-Puck
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1910-03-16
FRIENDLY ADVICE.
Josh sillinss' Parting Shot TO Cheeky
Drummer.

Josh sillinss' Parting Shot to Cheeky
Drummer.
About Christmas time once the some
tine famous Josh Billings. humorist.
was on his way to bis old home at
Lanesboro. Mass On the train were
three travelling men who wanted a
game Ct whist One Of them pointed
to unpreren,ious and unprepossessins
| Josh and said:
Lets ask Rube into the game and
comb some Of the hayseed out Of bis
hair"
'My venerable friend" he said as
he laid his hand on the shoulder OF the
o;d nan. will you join us IN game
OF whist:"
"ya-as: We Will get there In abaout
three hours replied Josh. putting his
hand to bis ear.
"you don't seem to understand" said
the young fellow In louder tone I'VE
want you 70 take band
'Ya-as: the stand o corn has been
unusual good this year"
"My friend" the young fellow then
yelled. will you take hand in q
gamer
"Ya-as; was tellin' Mandy this
nornin' how plenty an how fat the
game IS this year"
''Oh. yor so to the devil" shouted
the young fellow as be took bis seat.
while the other drrpners unmerci-
fully pestered him
When Laresboro was reached the
old fellow got up. handed one Of bis
Josh Billings cards to each one Of the
|. trio and then said to his interlocutor:
young man. while you are travel
ing on your cheek don't get any hay
seed on your clothes or the other
drumners will take you for Rube
and get you into some game and skin
you."-PittSburS Dispatch.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1910-03-16

The collection Of tales called the
Thousand and One Nights" or the
Arabian Nights" is Of unknown date
and authorship. II was first made
known in Europe about the end OF the
seventeenth century by Antoine Ga.-
land. who was employed by Colbert to
collect manuscripts in the east The
copy Of the Arabic manuscript brought
by Galland from Syria contained
marginal note dated 1854. and from in
terral evidence the middle Of the ff-
teenth century has been fixed upon as
the probable period CT the composition
Of the work. Some Of the tales were
evidently borrowed By the writer from
other authors. and Won Hammer iden-
titles at least the plot and some OF the
stories OF the Arabian Nights with
an earlier collection in Persian called
the Thousand Fanciful Stories"
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1910-03-16
&oril EocIinq.

The origin Of the custom OF April
foolins cannot be traced with any de-
gree Of certainty. In the literature OF
the last century there are found many
references 10 it. and yet beyond chat
it is scarcely possible 20 so. One SuG-
geS;ion is that the custom OF playing
tricks on the Grst day Of ApTi! was de-
rived from some ancient pagan Gus
tom, such as the Hull festival among
the HindooS or the Roman feast OF the
fools. One fact. however. we do know.
and that Is that the practice prevails
In many countries under various
names which would seem 10 indicate
that il dates away back 10 the early
history OF the :ace--Hrook!yn Eagle.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1910-03-16
THE EYE OF AN ARTIST.
A Case Where II Was More Reliable
Than a Sailors Optic.

Mc. n. Chevaiier. tie well known
artist who accompanied the late Duke
Of Edinburgh on many Of bis travels.
was once going from Dunedin 70 Lyt-
teltor. New Zealand. by steamer. ARK
ious to catch the earliest glimpse OF
the coast, he went on deck ut dawn
and was alarmed to see that tie YES
sci was heading straight on t. the
land. Calm: the officers attention to
the fact, he was told that it was only
a fog bank. The artist maintained his
point. but the second officer looked
AID confirmed his mate
The artist then said. We'll, gentle
men, will back my artists eye
against your sailors eye. and l say
that what you mistake for FOG bank
IS q low range Of bills. and there is q
range Of mountains appearing above
them"
But be was only laughed At until the
captain. coming on deck. found IN
the growing light that the artist was
right and the seamen wrong The
vessel was out Of i;s course, and there
was only jus; time to avert disaster.
The helmsrnan was dismissed in dig
grace and the course given tc 9 new
steersuan. but the vessels head stu
pointed landward-the compass was
all wrong.
The cause was discovered later. A
commercial traveller had brought box
OF magnets on Board and deposited
them IN stern cabin. causing wha;
might have been q fatal detection OF
the compass.
To return to the question OF inter
pretation. the artist was dealing With
the appearances which his eye was
trained to see and his mind to inter,
rree- 4 speck On the horizon might
have remained q mere speck TO him
long after the sailors had interpreted
the speck into vessel OF definite rig.
There can be little doubt that the
trained eye IS accompanied by = sort
Of mental seeins-an instinct outFun'
ninS optics
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1910-03-16
CATARRH CURED AT HOME
Trial Treatment Of D.. Blosse,'s Catarrh
Remedy Free TO Sufferers.

I. you have c..arrh OF the nose. throat. o:
lungs, :. YOU arc constantly splitting. blowing
the nose have stopped up feeling. head noises.
aca.nc>>. asthma bronchitis or weak lungs.
you can cure you->c.! =; home By = remedy 80
simple ,ha; even child can Use II.
I; w!!! cos: YOU Only po>,a! card 20 get l
.!bc-a! free :r!a. package o. D-. 8!o>"eT =
wonderful! remedy. ]. :s sent By !iai. 10 every
Interested >ugc-..r,= Certainly no o.!c- could DC
moro liberal.
The .uII :-ca.;nca; i no; expensive. \ pack
acc containing: enough 10 .as: one y hole month
VII! bc >.:c; By mai! .or Si.0u.
\ p3>;a: card with yoac narnc and address
sen; 20 Il. l. BOGER Manning T!Epc> otl:cc.
Manning. y. G. w!!i b-!a. you by return mail
ne !-rc ::ial treatment: and - interesting
booklet. 80 TIA: you can NJ once begin 20 cure
vo,:csc.. privately ~ home
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1910-03-16
Coughs That Hang On.

Coughs that start in the fall and hang
on until spring are sure trouble breed
ers unless checked and cured Bron-
chitis, pneumonia and consumption are
lhe d;;ec, result. Foley'S Honey and
Tar cures the cough, stops the hard
breathing and heals and soothes the in-
famed air passages. Refuse substitu-
JeS. ". T.. Brown * Co.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1910-03-16
How Good News Spreads.

~ am 20 years old and travel most o.
the time" writes 2. F. Toison. of Eliza
bethtown, KY. Everywhere go | rec
ommend Electric BitterS, because | owe
my excellent health and vitality 20 them.
They effect cure every time. They
never fail 70 tone the stomach, regulate
the kidneys and bowels. stimulate TIT
liver, invigorate the nerves and purify
the blood They work wonders for weak.
rundown men and women, restoring
strength, rigcr and health that's dali.
Job. Try them. Only SOC Satisfaction
is positively guaranteed by Il! druggists
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1910-03-16
A Night Alarm.

Worse that an alarm OF fire ~ night
is the metallic cough Of Group bringing
dread 20 the household. Careful moth
ers keep Foley'S Honey and Tar IN tue
house aud give it l; the first sign Of
danger. Foley's Honey aud Tar has
saved many little lives and IS the Only
safe preparation FOR children as u con-
tainS DO opia.eS. ". +. Brown X Co.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1910-03-16

Foley's Kidney Remedy is safe and
certain remedy FOR all kidney and o'ad-
der diseases. whether acute or chronic.
II IS splendid tonic for middle aged
and elderly people and z sure cure for
all annovarces and irregularities OF the
kidnev and bladder. ". E. Brown *
Co
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1910-03-16
t7 hwfcl Eruption

If volcano excites brief Interest, and
sour irseres, IN skin erup,lons viii be
IS short, If you use Bucklen's Arnica
Sa!ve. their quickest cure. Even the
worse ooils, ulcers. or fever sores are
-oon healed by it. Best for Burns. Cuts.
Bruises, Sore Lips, Chapped Hands.
hil5lains and Piles. Il gives instant
relief. sc q, all druggists.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1910-03-16
a l ;cht Eatc-

Look here" exclaimed the landlady.
who had agreed TO board and lodge I
man 1T reduced rates. You told me
you were I light eater"
$50 am. ma am" replied the board
er. I'm the human SalanandeT ~
the local music hall. You ought TO see
ne swaller burnin' orcheS."-Londor
Scraps.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1910-03-16
What Bothered Her.

Some women are very Selfish" said
o woman speaker at banquet. They
remind me Of the woman who visited
q fortune teller.
Lady said the fortune teller.
shutting the cards. fate DEGREES that
yor will visit foreign lands. You will
minsle in the court life Of kings and
queens Conqlering all rivals. you
viii marry the man Of your choice, .
tall. dark. handsome gent Of distin-
guished anccstry-in fact, peer Of the
realm
"'W;l, he be young:'
Yes: young and rich
THE visitor IN her excitement clutch
ed the seer'S arm.
But how she cried eagerIy-'how
am to get rid OF my present hus-
band?"
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1910-03-16

Decree.
UNDER AID By VIRTUE OF y
Judgment Order OF the Court OF Com
mon Pleas for Clarendon County,
dated February -. 1919. l will sci! 10
the highest bitder for cash. on Mon
day, the 9Th day OF April, y. D..
1910. the same being sa!eSday. III front
OF the Court House 1T Manning. IN
said County. within the legal hours
for judicial sales. the following rea!
estate:
"A!l that piece. parcel or tract o.:
land lying. being and situate III the
County Of Clarendon. II the State
aforesaid. containing twenty five t25l
acres, and bounded and bu;tin2 a.
follows, to wi.:-North by lands now
or formerly Of Eugene Dickson: East
by lands OF D. w Alderman: South
bv lands OF D. W. Alderman. ard
West by lands now or formerly Of
Eugene Dickcon The said tract ot
land being more particularly de-
scrIbed on u plat OF same made by =.
G. Benbow, dated January 9th, lS9i,
and is the same upon which the resi-
dence OF Abraham hingwood Is now
situated.
Purchase, 20 pas for papers
E. s. GAMBLE.
Sheriff Clarendon County.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1910-03-16

Decree
UNDER AND BY VIRTUE OF y
Judgment Order Of the Court OF Com
mon Pleas. in the above stated ac-
ton, to me directed. bearing date Of
February "a, 1910. will sell IT pub
lie auction, 10 the highest bidder. for
cash, at Clarendon Court House. Mt
Manning. in said county, within she
legal hours for judicial sales. on Mon
day, the 4th day of April, 1910,
being salesday, the following describ-
ed real estate:
That tract Of land in Clarendon
County. in said State, containing
eighty acres. bounded on the North
bv land OF J. W. Cook; on the East
by land OF Charlie Hudson; on the
South by land Of D. q. VI. Tassar,
and on the West by land or Charlie
Welch.
ALSO,
That other piece or parcel Of lai Il
Douglas Township, in said Count
and State. containing five acr s
bounded on the North and West by
land Of &. i. Smith, and the run of
Horse Branch; on the East by land
OF Elizabeth Conyers. and tt run Of
Horse Branch, and South by land OF
Elizabeth Couyers.
ALSO,
That lot OF land situate and being in
the County of Clarendon, in said
State, containing Six thousand.
square feet. bounded on the North
aud East by land Of d. L. Green:
South by land of 5. c. Turbevilie.
and West by the Public Road lead
inS from Pine Grove Methodist
Church to Turbeville Pos; Office; said
lot hnying sixty foot 'front.' on the
above named Road on the South
side. and depth OF one hundred
feet:
Purchaser to pay for papers.
+ =. GAMBLE.
Sheriff Of Clarendon County.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1910-03-16

The best thing with which to feather
your nest IS cash down
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1910-03-16
STATE or SOUTH CAROLINA,
Clarendon County.
COURT OF COMMON PLEAS.
C. II. Davis and Levi Mercautil
Company, Plaintiffs

C. II. Davis and Levi Mercantil
Company. Plaintiffs
against
T. Martin Minis, T. b. Minis. ]. W.
Minis. H. II. MINIS. l. E Minis,
Isabella Griffin. Moliie Woodward,
F. Lamb Wilson, Minnie Collins,
J K. Gibson, and J. W. Gutter,
Defendants.
Decree.
UNDER AND BY VIRTUE OF a
Judgment Order Of the Court OF Com
mon Pleas. IL the above stated ac
ton, TO NE directed, bearing date OF
February ., 1910. will sci! ut public
auction. to the highest bidder for
cash, at Clarendon Court House, at
Manning. in said county, within the
legal hours for judicial sales, on Mon
day, the 4sh LAY OF April. 1910,
5eing saiesday, the following &c
scrioed real estate:
Tract No. /. "All that piece. parcel or
tract OF land lying. being and situate
in the County Of Clarendon. in the
State aforesaid. known rs the Glib
son Place" containing four hundred
and forty eight CAS- acres. more or
less. and bounded and butting AS
follows, to wit: North by lands OF
Martin Minis and lands OF Willie
Briggs: Eas, by lands OF the estate o!
". w. RichbourG and lands OF the
estate OF Jack Davis: South bv lands
OF the estate OF w w RichbourG.
and West by lards OF Mrs. Har"in
now Humphrey lands.
Tract No. 3 ''Ail that piece. par
eel or tract OF land lying. being and
situate in the County OF Clarendon.
State aforesaid, containing eighty
eight (SS) acres. aud bounded sSs fol-
lows. TO wii:-North by lands OF
Lucius Gibson; East by lands OF Alice
Tindal; South by lands OF the estate
Of J. E Cutter, and West by lauds OF
6. b. Minis The said tract of land
being known aS Il part OF the old
Isom Davis lands aud decided 10 u.
3. Minis by Mrs. s E. Minis
Purchaser to pay for papers.
Z. 3. GAMBLE.
Sheriff Clarendon County.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1910-03-16
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA
County of Clarendon.

IN COURT OF COMMON PLEAS.
Bank Of Oianta. Plaintiff
against
II. L. Johnston. i. Q. Johnston,
Croswe!i & Company and Shaw x
Chandler Company, Defendants.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1910-03-16
The ARABIAN Nights"

. - .
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-09
The Soma of the Aviator.

(After Ben king)
Nothing to do but fly. over the hill and
town;
Nowhere to go but UP. nowhere to TALL
but down.
Nothing to see but clouds: nothing to
breathe but air.
Nothing to dodge but winds; nothing but
death to dare.
Nothing to do but go. wherever the mad
swirl wills;
Nothing but storms to face; nothing to
feel but thrills.
Nothing but necks to risk! Alas. and
again, alack!
Nothing but arms to break; nothing but
skulls to crack
TITS a tame and quiet life! More stirring
by far to be
In the path of a wild Joy ride when the
riders are on a spree.
st. Louis Post-Dispatch.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-09
MULTIPLICATION.

I had little secret,
And it just belonged to me.
But Betsey Morris stayed all night.
And as we watched the fading light
1t slipped out ere knew twas gone
AS slyly as could be.
And now my little secret
That guarded faithlessly
Belongs to Betsey Morris, too.
The whole wide town-and me.
st. Nicholas.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-09
That LonS1Oorth GSnrett.

Mrs. Alice Roosevelt Longworth admits that she
cigarettes Who cares? An exchange would like
to know whether she blows the smoke through her
That's more interesting Women who smoke at once
forfeit the respect of the stronger Men, rule
abhor such and women regard them freaks or
mild degeneraes may be noted that the great Colonel
found something reform in his house hold he
cares to take advantage of it
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-09
Something Appropriate.

'See my new canoe?" said the boat
enthusiast. 81 haven't christened it
yet. want something neat and ap-
propriate to paint on its bows"
Il suppose 1t must be short"
mot necessarily"
"Ho1 would This Side Up With
Care doY-Washington Star.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-09
The Music Was Fatal.

A New York politician once found 1t
necessary to attend an entertainment
at an orphans home and he was hav-
ing bad time Of 1t. The selection
by the boys band was particularly
distressing. Turning to a friend the
politician said with shudder, "No
wonder they are orphans. success
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