The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-01-22

talked TO death. q M &. y N .''.'
There may be some comfort in the
thought the President didn't decide
that whiskey u embalming nuid.
DR.. Fletcher says chew every parti-
Gle Of food taken SO times. At that
rate, would II be possible to finish din
ner by supper time7
There Is. after all, one good thing
about severely cold winter. Itlessens
the opportunities Tor skating on thin Ice.
There are enough shemale men in
Baltimore to organize awoman's suf-
frage club.
There Is room for 1000 people In the
Federal prison at Atlanta, yet the
Sugar Trust Is still at large.
What can be more appropriate than
that an Aston should be tory candidate
for Parliament; in an election in which
the taxation of unearned increment in
real estate values is great issue.
A Missouri man has discovered that
Moses was the greatest of journalists.
Yes, and in the matter of organizing
big expeditions he has several things on
Peary and Columbus and the rest of
these modern explorers.
A few messages in quick succession
from the White House to the Capitol
will make it seem like old times on the
Avenue.
Charles w. Morse does not see the
justice of his sentence; but ne is
high fnancier rather than lawyer.
The weather man is doing all in his
power to make the place seem home
like to Mr.. Peary.
Just as soon as the Pinchot dismiss
sal was announced there was assembled
the regular convention Of the irrepres-
sible II told-you-so."
Speaking of the new year, he's doing
pretty well for younster, isn't he?
Those dull thuds you hear are the
various clubs putting DR.. Cook on the
bumps.
We guess it will have to be admitted
that this is what has been heretofore
known as an old fashioned winter.
The production Of cattle would prob
ably increase If Congress would vote
per capita subsidy to the cattlemen.
The people who will hire others to
swear falsely against an explorer,
would not be above hiring them to steal
his records too.
Ex-Governor Pennypacker Of Pennysl-
vania has indorsed the cause Of the suf-
fragettes in that state. The cause may
survive however.
It shouldn't take Walter Wellman
more than 'steen years toreach the top
of Mt. Mckinley in his balloon and prove
Cook a liar again.
In order to escape the new chiefaof
the police the gamblers went over into
Indiana and there bumped into deter
mined governor named Marshall.
1t is no use for the gamblers to dodge
the laws any longer. If they want to
gamble they will have to go in to the
New York Stock Exchange or the Chica-
go Board of Trade.
A telegrapher's strike on the Big
Four has been averted by an agree
ment to arbitrate their differences.
Arbitration makes its way slowly. but
it saves a heap of trouble whenever
tried.
What becomes of all the pins? But
that is nothing to that other prob
lem? What becomes Of all the calen-
dars?
Judge Gaynoris said to believe devout-
ly in the wisdom of Ben Franklin.
More sad news for Tammany.
Up to date Mr.. Rockefeller and Mr..
Carnegie have given away nearly $500,
600, 0OO Enough to keep them out of the
tightwad class, at all events.
"Pinchot is not politician says a
contemporary. That, we should say.
may remain to be seen.
There is more joy in the presence of
the apostles of science over one unknown
beast of the field than over the ninety
and nine known, tagged and classified.
Col. Roosevelt has made glad the gentle
man of the Smithsonian by shooting,
and shipping hitherto un-
known species of Otocyon.
The Houses vote Of want Of con-
fidence in Speaker Cannon has probably
not had very serious effect in the les
ening his confidence in himself. His
task will now be to go fishing for few
Democrats, in which pursuit he is an
expert.
DR.. Cook might comprise by saying
it was only Russian poleski he dis
covered in the frozen north.