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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-10-17
STAGE REALISM.

Why jefferson Didn't Have q Dog
Schneider In the Flesh.
1t was the privilege of the writer
years ago to attend a reception at
which Joseph Jefferson spoke on the
drama. His treatment of the subject
was interesting, the utterance of a
man who knew the art Of which he
spoke. But the most interesting part
of the hour came after the completion
of the formal address, when an oppor-
tunity was given to the audience to
ask any questions they wished of Mr..
Jefferson. Soon the familiar topic was
introduced, the effect of the modern
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-10-17
REPARTEE ON THE STAGE
Some Of the Amusing Remarks Which
Actors In Paris Make to One
Another.

Paris actors are fond Of saying
things to one another on the stage
which will confuse them and make
the answer very awkward. A few
days ago. during the progress OF a
costume play. one of the actors who
was wearing sword knocked the
thunder plates down in the wings,
Thunder plates are sheets of tin
which are shaken to produce thunder,
and the noise Of the fall Of couple
of them can be imagined. The king,
who was upon the stage, turned to
one Of the pages and haughtily asked:
''Whatever's that?"
To his surprise the page, who, as
stage pages often are. was a charming
young lady in real life. answered.:
Thirty deafmutes are down below,
sire, asking for conversation with
your majesty"
The king. without moving muscle,
although the audience laughed, re-
piled: Are you quite certain they
are dumb?"
They say SO, SIRE replied the
page, with great solemnity.
Well" said the king, they make
an awful noise about it."
1t was in the same theater that the
stage manager, who was playing the
part of noble lord in the play, found
when be got on the stage, that only
two lords-in-waiting, instead of five
were on the stage in one scene. He
could not leave tho stage and fetch
| them, and as FIVE lords were indis
! pensable, he gagged: What do see.
he said, only two lords-in-waiting OF
the king. What no, without there
Send me three more lords and lie
4 them be clean ones!"
The entrance of the three "cleal
lords" brought down the house.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-10-17
DANISH cATARRH.
Breathe Hyomei for Two Minutes and
Stuffed-up Head viii Vanish.

If YOU want to get relief from ca
tarrh, cold in the head or from an ir-
ritating cough in the shortest time,
breathe HYOMEI pronounce it High
o-me).
1t will clean out your head in two
minutes and allow you to breathe
freely, awake or asleep.
HYMOEI will cure a cold in one
day. it will relieve you of disgusting
snuffles, hawking splitting and Of
fensive breath in week.
HYOMEI is made chiefly from eu-
calyptus, soothing, healing, germ
killing antiseptic, that comes from
the eucalyptus forests of Inland Aus,
tralia, where catarrh, asthma and con
sumption were never known to exist
HYOMEI is pleasant and easy to
breathe. Just pour few drops into a
hard rubber pocket inhaler, breathe
1t, and cure is almost certain
A complete Hyomei outfit, includ-
Ing inhaler and one bottle of TYOMEI
costs only s1oo at Wilkinson & Co,
and druggists everywhere. If you al
ready own an inhaler, remember that
you can get an extra bottle of HY-
oMEl for 80 cents For free sample
write Booths Hyomei Co., Buffalo. n.
Y
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-10-17
psbbllino dc Crabs.

In the service Of Baltimore famu!
is an old negro cook known as Aunt
Sally, and not the least Of her achieve
ments is the preparation of sea food
In the kitchen one day Aunt saiiys
nephew, a nine-year-old lad from =
point where crabs are seldom seen'
was watching In GREATNESS interes.
the old lady's deviling Of dish OF
such crustaceans.
"Aunty," asked he after much ~
Election upon this mysterious poin'
docs debbil crabs come from De deo-
bilT'
"No. chile" promptly responded Aunt
Sally. hut dey is de debbil to MAKE
st. Louis Republic.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-10-17
Tn. Pra.Idant,a oath.

The oath of Office taken by the M
coming president OF the United sta'e'
is the shortest and the simplest TO
quired OF any ruler on earth. 1t is pro.
scribed by the constitution and IS as
follows:
II do solemnly swear Tor affirm ina.
1 will faithfully execute the once y
president of the United States, ana "
the best of my ability, protect, presel'o
and defend the constitution Oh tN'
United States"
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-10-17
Il is Said That Gaiesburg and Mon
mouth VIII be ousted From
Central Association at
Thursday Meeting.
MuscAr1NE is SLATED
II 10 intInnated That Upstate Town
10 Strong for Berth, While
Another Unknown is in
the Field.

Galesburg and Monmouth are slat-
ed for the discard.
This is the latest verdict reached
by Central Association magnates. and
the discarding will be done at the
fall meeting of the league to be held
Thursday in Chicago.
The question has resolved itself in
to this: Shall the Central Association
hold Galesborg and Monmouth to the
attendance figures laid down when the
two cities were admitted to the cir
cult?
The report current is that the ques-
ton has been unanimously answered
with yes"
Galesburg's attendance was 35,033,
or nearly 5000 short OF the required
attendance as fixed by the league
when the city was admitted to the
circuit Monmouth had only 20,659,
or nearly 10000 people less than the
number guaranteed at the time the
city was admitted Not only is this
city far below its guarantee but it is
hNoils OyocU USlOM lhe ion ACd5 NC
guarantee which is only $4,000.
1t is said that both Galesburg and
Monmouth will make a determined eff
fort to resist any effort to GUST them
from the circuit, possibly by some new
inducements. Of the two Galesburg
is favored slightly over Monmouth.
The latter city has been without Sun
day baseball during the past season,
but there is report emanating from
there that the Browns, if they remain
member of the Central Association,
will attempt Sunday ball. This may
for 10000 is too much of load to
carry in league of the Central Asso-
cations size, especially with no big
cut in the salary limit IN view.
be offered as some inducement for
magnates to retain the city. However,
1t looks certain that that city will go,
If the salary limit is fixed rigidly
at the Thursday meeting 1t Is said
that figure approximately around
$1,000 will be arrived at Quincy does
not want anything any lower, and will
likely make a big boiler.
With it apparent that Monmouth
will at least be given the "can" ant
possibility of Galesburg also, there
Is some interest attached to the prob
able cities that will fill the vacancies
Muscatine has notified President NJ
E. Justice that a representative from
that city will be present at the meet
ing and present strong case for tn
upstate town. Muscatine has lon
looked with envious eyes in the Ger
trail Associations direction Musca
tin is regarded as good city
President Justice has also an ide
that another city, wanting berth j
the league, will have representative
at the meeting He refuses to divulg
anything more than that he has n
ceived letter from baseball mai
who represents certain interests, tn
same which Justice is of the opinio
would jump at chance to place
ball club in the compact circuit. R
garding the location of this city or
it's desirability Justice refuses to tai
but smiles knowingly when the Latte
qualification is mentioned.
AS to Quincy, that town will r
main in the circuit. The repor
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-10-17

1t is in time of sudden mishap or
accident that Chamberlain's Linineut
can be relied upon to take the Mace
of the family doctor who cannot
always be found at the moment. Then
it is that Chamberlain's Eminent is
never found wanting. In cases OF
sprains, cuts, wounds and bruises
Chamberlain Eminent takes out the
soreness and drives away the pain.
Sold by all dealers
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-10-17

Hoarseness in child subject to
Group is sure indication of the APP.
proach OF the disease. If Chamber.
lain's Cough Remedy is given at
once or even after the croupy
cough has appeared. it will pre-
vent the attack, Contains no poison.
Sold by all dealers.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-10-17

During the WOTIO series WHICH
opens today, The Gate City will give
its many readers a detailed account
OF the great games. Arrangements
have been made for story, inning by
inning, the first appearing today.
In high school football games of the
state Saturday there were some lop-
sided scores Burlington defeated
Carthage, "a to 0: East High of Des
Moines Won from Ottumwa So to o.;
Clinton High defeated Moline % to o;
Fairfield defeated Oskaloosa SO to (.
With the annual meeting of the
ThreeEye league but few days off
speculation is rife throughout that
circuit as to the outcome of the prop
csition to redistrict. Peoria is in IA
vor of busting Waterloo and Dubuque
and making bid for the services of
Quincy and Decatur. A majority of
the circuit however. favors standing
Pat on the present makeup.
Keokuk club when he is not reading
a sporting sheet and some OF the
time when he is. declares that there
is nothing to It in this worlds series
but the Cubs. They have the Ath-
leties outclassed,' he said this morn.
ing In the first place the Athletics
have no catcher and but one pitcher. !"
Tebeau has long followed baseball,
but has never seen worlds series.
This year he is going to. however.
Thursday will find sham" In Chi
cago and he will remain there until
the Cubs return to the east.
Stanley Ketchers rise in the pugilis-
tic world was sudden. Three years
9eo he ftarted the San Francisco fght
followers ny defeating Joe Thomas,
and from that time was regarded as
shining light Of pugilism. Nine
months after he was the rniddleweight
champion Of the world, by Defeating
Billy Papke at San Francisco. Later
Papke won from Ketchel and in the
third contest Ketchel regained
the championship honors. Then
/ Ketchel vent cut Of his class. He
fought Jack Johnson and was knock
ed out in the twelfth round. Since
then Stanley had led a rather uncer.
tain life His recent advancement in.
to the lumber business az president
of company which Dickerson f.
nanced was taken az an Indication
that his fighting career WAS over.
| Ketchel was % years old and was
born in Grand Rapids, Mich.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-10-17

Your cough annoys you Keep on
hacking and tearing the delicate
membranes Of your throat II you want
to be annoyed. But If you want
relief, want to be cured, take Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy. Sold by all
dealers.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-10-17

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy has
become famous for its cures OF coughs,
colds, Group and influenza. Try 1t
when in need. 1t contains no harm
full substance and always gives prompt
relief. Sold by all dealers.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-10-17
Anclent Reaal ceremony.

kissing the Pope's toe was fash.
ion introduced by one of the Leos.
who had mutilated his right hand.
kissing hands was regal ceremony
practised at least as early IS the
days of Caligula.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-10-17
Alaska Subscription Rates.

A four.page daily newspaper for $40
a year, or 25 cents for a single, is
bargain offer" of the Nome (Alaska)
Gold Digger. The Gold Digger's month
ly subscription price is 81. while the
weekly edition may be had for IS q
year.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-10-17

The pleasant purgative effect ex-
perienced by all who use chamber
lain's Stomach and Liver Tablets, and
the healthy condition of the body and
mind which they create, makes one
feel joyful. Sold by all dealers.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-10-17
Hsr coakina.

The Doctor-How is your appetltei
The Patient--W retched. The pes'
meal my wife cooks doesn't tempt me.
The Doctor-Um-er-e you ever
try meal in restaurant Chillicothe
Herald
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-10-17
Insomnia

81 have been using Cascarets for In
somnia, with which / have been afflicted
for twenty years, and / can say that Cas-
carrots have given NE more relief than any
other remedy have ever tried. shall
certainly recommend them to my friendo
ss being all that they represented. -
Thos. Gillard, Elgin, III.
Pleasant, Pala.able, Potent. Taste Good.
Do Good Never Sicken, Weaken or Gripe.
j1e &c. Soc Newer sold In balk. The gem
dine tabirt stamped G &C. Guaranteed to
cure or your money back aN
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-10-17
If There's Profit Enough
In the Dairy Business to
Build This CreameryYou
Want Your Share Of It.

You can collect it with an |. H. C.
Cream Harvester. Profits from dairy
products are today an important part
Of the income of every farmer.
When you take your cream to
another mans separator. to have the
butterfat extracted. he is making the
profit out of it that you lose-and you
lose the milk and the buttermilk as we'll.
He makes another profit out of both.
dealer everywhere.
...' :. CD a.. ..''
International Harvester Company of America
0Daxpaah Sg
Chicago, u. S. A.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-10-17
Sporting Views
By the Editor

During the worlds series which
opens today, The Gate City will give
its many readers detailed account
Of the great games. Arrangements
have been made for story, inning by
inning, the first appearing today
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-01
ATHLETICS.

Harry Davis, field captain and first
base-Bats PAS. fields .9ss, Is largely re-
sponsible for the inside play of the Atm
lctics. Is n timely hitter. slow on the
bases and d seasoned performer at sfirst
base. 40
Eddie collins. second base-Bats ,sls.
4 fields go. les Il heady, game player, ieau-
ing the American league In base steahnE.
n dangerous batter and covers as niucH
ground as E;vers
" John Barry. shortstop--Bats .2'2. fields
OH Has never been put to the test in a
worlds championship series. Is fast, a
fair hitter. possessed of a strong. ac-
curate throwing arm. 30,
fields .93s. Is younger and liyelier than
Steinfeldt plays bounds N brilliant style.
n good pinch hitter and likely. to produce
"a long wallop at the psychological mo-
ment. az,
Brlscoe Lord, left field-Bnts .As.
fields 300 Doesn't cover as much ground
as .Sheckard. hasn't the arm of the Cub
veteran and is lacking in science. though
.Topsy" Fartsel. left fielder-l'ats .225:
fields so Is one of the veterans OF
A1ack's team and generally slowing up
leagues. A fair fielder. with weakening
arm IL
"Rube" oldrinE. confer field--Bats .si4.
game, n slnshIng and timely hitter but
regard for the scientific aa,n .f., ST. %,
f Dan az urnhy sht e sl survxors s
Philadelphin's last championship club,
n hard hitter and sensational fielder,
thought not quito the equal of Schultz.
Bats 40. fields. $50. Is one OF the most
consistent winners on the slab corps and
easily the sensation of the American
League Is counted dpon to win his
John COMBS. titcher-Bats .els fields
.975. Has pitched brilliant ball all sea-
son; and, with Bender and Plank. has
kept the Athletics on top. Is strong and
effective against all clubs and is In per-
=. "cs" Morgan. pitche.r-Bnts III, fields
was instrumental early iii tho season in
scoring many Victories for the Mackmen.
Eddie Plank. pitcher--Bats 1913. fields
$50. For many seasons Plank has been
recognized as one of the greatest left
handlers in baseball. Is steady. crafty
and possessed OF variety of; fast break
Ing curves.
1888. Is a young southpaw. who never
has been put to the test III championship
games. Is effective against hard hitting
clubs like Detroit.
James Dygert. pitcher--Bats .ls5. fields
.945, Is O. steady performer with the spit
ball, n valuable twirler in tho pinches,
md Just at present rounding into form
Tommy Atkins, pitcher-Bnts .l:'i, fields
.9i6 Is the third southpaw of the Ath-
Ietics who lins displayed promising form
IN the games in which he has appeared
this season. 5F
Ira n. Thomas, catcher-Bats. 293, folds
.9G5. Is n hard hittea', a strong. fairly
accurate throWer. and y close student OF
batters Flo has been out of the game
Il good portion OF the season.
Patrick Livingston. catcher-Bats .2ls
fields .962 Is u fair thrower and hitter
but has been on the hospital list the
major part of the yealr. At. present lie
is catching n steady, consistent game
.0i2. Is II clever man to jump into any
infield breach and Is fast on the bases
His forte Is at second base.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-01
PLAY FINAL IN GOLF
CHAMPIONSHIP TOMORROW


r. E. AIcGu1'in and R. w. Sails
bury will play the finals in the golf
tournament for the state championship
tomorrow afternoon at the Country
club. They reached the finals II week
ago and then Mr.. McGnrrin asked chat
the final be postponed u week on nc
count of a slight illness from which no
was suffering. McGurrin has complete
Nv recovered and Is now in good playing
form. having gone over the links IL
couple of times this week to keep in
trim Salisbury has also been in train
ing this week for the championship
game.
Next week the golf and tennis tour
inaments for the d. C. Mckling cups will
be played. There are four cups in all
and the entries are now being received
in both the mems and women's games.
Sam Neel, Carl Roberts and "A. S.
Brown. the committee in charge, will
make the drawings tonight in the mems
and women's tennis sets. The qualify
Ing rounds in the mems and women's
golf matches will! be announced the
first part of the week. Owing to tho
probability Of bad weather, the games
viii be rushed off during the week. and
a large attendance Is expected on tho
courts and links.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-01
M TBALL PLAYERS
SLY on CREDITS
4,l,cth,,,y commit. Finds Several
stars 10 Not Hnyts ni'oa:'h
Itisli Schooi inns.

After the eligibility com Mite VI NV
University OF Utah gets ttToessi W.
The foo,ball candidates. thu Na''it1s
will have about n scTcn nan
Prof, Clarence Ebntis.,. Proa ~
I Knowlton and Prof. EXrin ,neeh
strand have already buried tla ',op.s
Of several aspirants bet=asc Q. 'ne'i
s"prcpn credits. They met us !; 49,
mittee the latter part Of the weais ana
considered the credits Of the PlaN 20
under the ROCKY mountain conferenc
rules Wien the matter was taken UP,
II was found that technically may
knock out at least dozen men anu
it is no fault of the students.
Under the conference rules footoa,l
PLAYER to be eligible must have 10
units Of high school work ana one
\ semester of 10 hours in college WORK
In the preparatory school ut ths
university only IL units are required
to complete the course and enter col
lege work Many Of the candidates Tor
j the regular team have completed the
.'prcp" work with IL hours credit and
entered college work. The committee
holds, however. that these students
who have only completed 2 hours OF
high school work are not eligible 70
the regular team. In many cases the
students have hid II year, of college
work and the committee refuses 70
allow them to substitute college work
. for high school credits md make up
8 the deficiency. "Dez" Bennion. Count
Christensen, Dolly" Riser, sam Ole
son and Ike Nelson come under the
ruling Of the committee OH this point.
An effort is being made. however, to
i induce the committee to make some
arrangement so that these men can
3 play. There are several other players
whose credits are being looked up by
the committee and a complete report
\ Is expected this week.
The teams were put through hard
scrimmagc practise Friday afternoon.
The Freshman team made II good
showing against the regulars. Dill
+ man did some good punting and at
times the regulars line was broken
\ up. Coach Bennion had his men on
y the offensive. most of the time putting
; them through the formations and
s learning signals. The football candi-
dates will take a layout Saturday and
during the next week they will BIO,
drilled on tackling and offensive work.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-01
PACKARD MOTOR Co.
INCREASES OUTPUT
Advertisements for .Automobilc Wi,
ers Show That Rulnors OF Slim.
IN Trade Are GroundIc,s

Detroit. Mich. Sept. 24.--In v,oa.
widespread rumors of troublooonY,
times In tile automobile trade tho 81
lowing advertisement which is anrear
ing daily in both morning and oyo,,.
Detroit papers. Is OF special intaras..''h
antcti7-AutOinGbilc workers Il, -,
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT operators ~ a ~,
Kinds, assemblers, body makers na;r al
gers and flnishers. Packard Motor .', ~.
Company car
This week 5es men were added to n.
Packard pay.roll, and about ,Go ,n WV
Will be employed within another r nois
In fact. men are being taken on NJ ~ m
rate of hundred II day. '''e
During August, the Packard comna,,
shipped 45l cars and go trucks. THIS /.
the biggest months deliveries in ,ba
history of the company. A comparison
of the first three months of this seaso.
with last year is as follows:
June. July. August. Total
191o..........142 32a5 45l as
1909. % IFS 3e1 ~
Each one of these shipments means
a car sold to a user, because under tho
Packard plan of doing business, every
car shipped has been actually bur.
chased by an individual and is paid
+ IOTG on ucllNcTS.Ha6 NO CtLTS are consigned
to dealers or sold to dealers as stock
to be carried for future sale.
When asked about conditions Cen.
Eeral Manager Alvan Macauley said:
1--WE are pounding the factory for full
capacity output. Our now buildings
are now about finished and we are add.
ing every day. to our force OF over
5000 men Requests from Packard
dealers for delivery dates indicate a
very healthy condition Of trade. and
orders IRE Increasing each week. We
see nothing ahead but nm increase In
both the car and truck branches Of the
business"
within the past few months. over
$4,000 worth of new machinery has
been installed and nine and onc-halt
acres OF new floor space occupied.
Work on the new ,o0oshorsepowcr en-
CINE IN tho main power plant and on a
new power plant for the foundry Is
being pushed. Within two weeks the
machinery for the recently completed
drop forge plant will be received and
another big addition to the payroll will
be made.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-01
HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL.
CONFERENCE HELD TODAY

Representatives OF the Granite. Salt
Lake, Ogden. Jordan High schools and
.AllfIIallows college will meet this after
noon ut the Y. NJ. G. A. and draw up a
schedule OF football games to be played
during the season for the state high
school championship. Eligibility rules
and other regulations will be adopted
at THE confercnce. In each of the schools
the teams are being hammered Into
shape and the first conference games
will -be played n week from today.
The Jordan High school defeated the
Granite High school by the score OF,
6 to 0 yesterday afternoon In prac-
tise game. Coach Moss of Granite only.