The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-03-23
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No one should object to the $40 hog
as long as there is a. $40 job, thinks the
| Parsons Sun.
| 1t strikes the En1poria Gazette that
most of the political gossip sent out
| from Topeka suggests that the writer's
! eat too many mince pies before retir-
| ing.
| The ottawa Herald reports that the
| sort of a joke that sends college fresh
| men out on a search of the town for
white lampblack is snorting and haw-
having its way through Salina.
An, interesting bulletin published by
the engineering department of the
kansas university discusses: "A bal
liStic electro dynamOmeter method of
measuring hysteresis loss i'll IRON
According to the Mercury. a Manhat-
tan woman is provoked because the
only set of handsome neck and arms
in the family belongs to her husband
who never thinks of wearing short
sleeved and low-necked gowns.
Noting the Hutchinson Gazette'S
statement that killing chickens which
run at large is "justifiable homicide"
the Ottawa Republic remarks: Per
hapS the Gazette is referring to the
old ROSTERS that run about the town
at night"
A shoe salesman informed the Great
Bend Tribune that the price of leather
is going to go soaring during the next
few years, the automobile manufactur-
ers are using SO much in upholstering
their machines. Thus the men who
buy shoes, and do their travelling on
foot, will be soaked because the idle
rich have made the automobile popu-
lar; and If this isn't rubbing it in, what
is it?-Emporia Gazette.
An old fashioned cook, and rated as
the best cook in Atchison, says the
Globe. was persuaded one day last
week to attend the cooking school. IT
know ought not to have gone she
said, in telling OF it later, but I was
persuaded, and now / am almost
ashamed to tell that was there The
old fashioned cook had learned her art
in the school of experiences: She knows
that to have q good dinner by IL, one
should not throw on a huffy-rufhes
at 1880. She knows that to have Il
good dinner by II, it is necessary TO
start it by 8, or 10. and that If she
doesn't start before IL it means a Door
rufhes apron and operate a chafing
dish, but there must be big Bingham
apron and a big stove. The old fash
Toned woman was indignant at what
the cooking school teacher called her
kitchen: why, it didn't have a big
dish pan in it, she said. I'D feel as
if I wa at a play party, cooking with
such an outfit" The cooking school
teacher gave recipe for raisin bread.
and when the old fashioned woman
heard it, she shifted in scorn. Cant
tell me anything about raisin bread"
she said: "She may call THAT raisin
bread, but it sounds more like fudge 10
me-" The cooking school teacher told
how to cook steak, and the old fash
Toned woman's shifts came straight up
from her toes. and made a sound like
q tug boat with a big steamer on be-
hind. The cooking school teacher told
how she made gravy, and puff, puff.
puff, went the tug boat, faster and
louder: 1t was the old fashioned wo-
man shifting in scorn. The cooking
school teacher made a great impress
sion on the fluffy ruffies cooks, but the |
good old fashioned cooks are very in |
dignant. The only thing the cooking
school teacher taught them was how |
to cook dinner in hurry. why, my
husband said each good old fashioned |
cook shifting in scorn till her shifts |
from the hills like a can |
Wouldn't Touch Meal |
Like Thatr'