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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-01-28

are three all-important things
lp'' usighed by the city man who
u" IN return to the farm. The
'sDV !. hts wife. II she is in every
~. ~, If the word a helpmate, loves
gus .orntry and can give up what she
~ ,.uO used to in the city for the
/" =, the children and the building
rsal home, then the prospects are
,Lr favorable to begin with. The
r .,'d thing to be considered is your
~. and capacity for work; the
! ',.5 what is your capital? If all
, .n are favorable, don't lose a day
" irving to get suitably located. II
y ope of these points is doubtful,
:" ';,,orate well and move slowly. II
have A fat bank account and a
~, rad to the feshpots Of the city
ran do nothing in the country;
=, m the other hand, if your wife
ana with YOU heart and soul, then
.,it,I might at a pinch be forgotten.
=. n the second point-that of years
- r,nacity for work-this is very
trDor,aDt. because so many Of those
rbo ere earnestly DESTROYS of forsak-
b, the city to-day are well advanced
+, yoars, who think that the country
.,oId afford them an easy means of
a,ring living. There is nothing
asv on the farm.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-01-28

In, on Farm Crops Due to Fungi.
Prof ". A. Orion, in an article on
be Importance of the development of
farm crops resistant to disease, justt-
fs his statements by pointing out
that the present losses from plant dis
Gases are a heavy tax upon the farmer.
Ii states that in the United States
.ope the average annual loss from oat
mut is more than s6,500,000; from
sose,smut OF wheat, 100000, and
from bunt, or sinking smut of wheat,
more than 100000 Loose-smut an
mslly diminishes the value of barley
p0O0000, careful estimate Of the
loss in one State last year placing it
As Der cent. The combined effect of
The various diseases Of fungal origin
attacking the potato diminish the
yield of this crop over $36,000,00O each
year. The above account shows that
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
RECOGNIZE VALUE OF TREES
All Cities Awake to a Realization Of
the Beauty and Worth Of
Foliage.

No city, state or nation ever lost
many trees, yet many once prosperous
countries have become barren, unin.
habited wastes through the removal
OF all the trees. Cities now maintain
a constant rivalry as to which one is
best entitled to the name of The For.
est City" for trees, especially street
trees, are of equal value with parks
In municipal assets. 1t is the firm be-
lief of the writer that II a city or town
Is to have either every street fully
planted and no parks or plenty of
parks with not a street tree, the for
mer condition is preferable as ten doh
lars is to one.
Abundance of street trees in a land
is closely akin of forests and the high
est state of civilization is found where
forests abound and In those countries
street planting has also reached its
highest plane. Germany is the lead
ing country In scientific forestry and
30 well have they learned the value Of
trees that the nation Is likewise well
and favorably known for its intelli-
gent use of trees in planting streets
and highways. Those nations are de-
cadent that do not reforestate their
denuded lands and in such countries
no street trees are found. In a coun-
try noted for its unusual amount OF
sunshine, as is ours, trees along all
lines of travel are much more neces-
sary than in those having a consider
able natural supply. There is no
place in the world where trees have a
greater value or more enhance the
beauty of the land than in southern
California
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
STOMACH MISERY VANISHES
Indigestion, Gas, sourness and Dys-
pepsIa Go and Your Stomach Feels
Fine In Five Minutes.

II your meals don't tempt you, or
what little YOU do eat seems to fill
you, or lays like q lump OF lead in
your stomach, or II you have heart
burn or sick, sour. upset or gassy
stomach, that is a sign of Indigestion.
Ask your Pharmacist for a 50-cent
case Of Pape's Diapepsin and take a
little Just as soon as you can. There
will be no sour risingJ. no belching
OF undigested food mixed with acid,
no stomach gas or heartburn, fullness
or heavy feeling in the stomach, Nau-
sea, Debilitating Headaches, Dizzi-
ness or Intestinal gripping. This will
all go, and besides, there will be no
undigested food left over in the stom.
ach to poison your breath with nause-
GUS odors.
Pape's Diapepsin is certain cure for
out-of-order stomachs. because It pre-.
vents fermentation and takes hold OF
your food and digests 1t just the same
rs II your stomach wasn't there.
Relief in five minutes from all stom-
ach misery is waiting for you at any
drug store here in town.
These large 50-cent cases of Pape's
Diapepsin contain more than sufficient
to thoroughly cure any case OF Dys-
pepsia. Indigestion, Gastritls or any
other stomach disturbance.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
UNSlGHTLY COMPILATIONS

The constant use OF Cuticura Soap,
assisted by Cuticlra Ointment. for
toilet, bath and nursery purposes not
only preserves. purifies, and beauties
the skin, scalp, hair and hands, and
prevents Inflammation. irritation and
clogging OF the pores. the common
cause Of pimples, blackheads, redness
and roughness, yellow. oily, notify and
other unwholesome conditions OF the
complexion and skin. All who delight
in clear skin. soft, white hands, q
clean, wholesome scalp and live, glossy
hair, will find Cuticura Soap most sue
cessful in realizing every expectation.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment are ad-
mirably adapted to preserve the
health Of the skin and scalp of In
fants and children. and to prevent
minor blemishes or inherited skin hu-
mors becoming chronic, and may be
used from the hour Of birth. Cuticura
Remedies are sold throughout the CIV
ilized world. Send to Potter Drug &
Chem. Corp, sole proprietors, Boston.
for their free Cuticura book. 32 pages
of invaluable advice on care and treat
ment Of the skin, scalp and hair.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
UNCLE CALHOUN SPOKE OUT
Answer No Doubt Truthful, but by No
Means What the Orator
Desired.

Booker T. Washington, congratu-
lated by New York reporter on the
success he had made OF his life, said
with q smile:
II suppose | must he modest and
declare that luck has had more to do
with my progress, or otherwise I'll be
In Senator Dask's shoes.
Senator Dash OF Tallapoosa prided
himself on his rise from the bottom,
for Senator Dash In his youth had
worked with the colored people in the
cotton fields.
Boosting at political meeting
about his rise, the senator singled
out Uncle Calhoun Webster among his
audience and said
81 see before me old Calhoun Web
ster, beside whom, in the broiling
southern sun. toiled day after day.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, appeal
to Uncle Calhoun. Tell us all, uncle.
was !. or was | not, a good man in
the cotton fleld2
"'Yo' wuz n good man, senatah.
tho aged negro replied; yo wuz a
good man, TO fack; but yo' sut'ny
didn't work much"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
BABYS GIFT FROM HIS PAPA
Inheritance for Which Mother Did Not
Seem to Be In Any Great
Degree Thankful.

Richard Harding Davis. at a foot
ball game in Philadelphia, praised
the voices OF the young undergrad
yates shouting their weird college
yells.
ut makes me think OF a Locust
street BRIDE" said Mr.. Davis, smiling.
she turned to her husband one night
at dinner and remarked
MY dear. the first time | saw you
was at Franklin Field. Your head
was thrown back. your mouth wide
open and your face was very red
you were yelling your college yell
Ives. | remember said the young
man.
"'And noticed. she continued.
what a remarkable voice you had
Yes, you spoke Of It at the time,
said he. But what makes you think
OF It now?'
"'Oh, nothing said the bride.
only wish the baby hadn't inherited
1t. That's all"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
Our Increasing "Whlte Ways.r

Modern cities flare against the
night sky. This is one of their dis
tinguishments, marking their progress
from medieval towns. At the begin
ming of the seventeenth century noe
turnal London was in darkness, only
relieved here and there by lamps set
by some householder above their
doors, and By torches OF a few link
boys. But London was as we'll light.
ed at that time as any city in the
world, or we never should have heard
of the London boom. or OF present fig
,ures OF London's population, making
the bitter drop In New York's over
flowing cup of Joy. London doomed
while its streets were dark, for the
very good reason that they were no
darker than the streets OF any OF Lon
don's rivals. 1t doomed later. and
more, as the records attest. because
It was first among the cities introduc-
ing crude lighting systems
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
On the Senators.

The wit of Bishop Seth Ward
amuses Nashville frequently.
Bishop Ward, In company with two
senators, came forth from Nashville
reception the other day and entered q
motor car.
"Ah, bishop" said one OF his com
panions, you are not like your mas
ter. He was content to ride an ass"
"Yes, and so should | be-" Bishop
Ward answered, but there's no such
animal to be got nowadays They
make them all senator's"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
schurz Was sure Of Him.


Carl Schurz was dining one night
with a man who had written book
Of poems, SO called, and who was
pleased with himself.
The poet was discoursing on the
tlmeworn topic of politics OF the men
who take office.
81 consider politics and politicians
beneath my notice." he said II do
not care for office. wouldn't be a
senator or cabinet officer. and | doubt
IL could be tempted by the offer OF
the presidency. For the matter OF
that, would rather be known as a
third-rate poet than first-rate states.
man"
We'll. aren't your" Schurz shouted
at him.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
He Couldn't Sec.

Little Jacks father was the teacher
Of the Sunday school class OF which
Jack was new member. He had been
told that as this was his first Sunday
he would not be asked any questions
but he must pay close attention just
the same.
So, on the way home his father
asked him who It was who killed
Goliath.
81 don't know, was sitting on the
back seat and couldn't see." was the
ready answer.-From Norman z.
Mack's National Monthly.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications, they cannot reach the dts
eased portion OF the ear. There Is only way TO
cure deafness. and that by constitutional remedies.
Deafness "a caused by innamed condition OF tho
mucous lining OF the EustachiAn Tube. When this
tube Is inhamcd you have rumhling sound or I'M
perfect hearing and when u s entirely closed, Deaf
ness IL the rNsult and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out ~ this tube restored 10 It's normal condl
ton. hear.N. will be destroyed forever nine cases
out OF ten caused by Catarfh which u nothing
but innamed condition OF tho mucous surfaces.
We will give one Hundred Dollars for any case Of
Deafness (eaused by oatarrhl that cannot be cured
py Hans Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars. free.
=. j. CHENEY CO.. Toledo, O
Sold py Druggists. 75c.
Take HANS Family Pills for constipation.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
Home Town
Helps
PLEA FOR THE FOOD TREE
Double Purpose Would be Served by
Its Plantation In Public
Parks OF City.

In the annual report OF the Depart.
ment Of Parks of the City OF New
York bid for philanthropic praise is
made IN the statement that many OF
the dead trees were cut down and CIV
en- to the poor for firewood. No doubt
this proved means OF rendering
needed help and alleviating much suf.
fering.
But did the New York park depart.
ment ever stop to think how much
greater benefit II might have rendered
in this respect II all the living trees,
or even a part OF them, had been food
trees that bore fruit or nuts2 The
dead trees in New York's parks and
parkways are few, the living trees are
many BY this system OF philanthropy
the tree is able to render such mate
rial help but once, and that is after
II is dead; the living tree would az.
ford help in providing bodily susie
nance every year of its nature life
The dead tree was probably worth
three dollars In fire wood. The living
food tree would bear fruit or nuts
which would be worth at least ten dol
lars every year While It was living
1t would be as helpful as any other
as an adornment and shelter, and
after 1t was dead It would be worth
as much as any other for fire wood
In addition 1t would brighten the
parks and parkways with its pretty
flowers. Would # not be better to
plant food trees in New York and LET
them be OF philanthropic service
while they are living, as well as after
they are dead?-Exchange
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
AIDING Ones own Community.

We oMs II to the community In
which we live to do everything we
can in every way possible that win
be to its advantage. Our neighbors
prosperity means a great deal more
TO us that some ones who lives else
where. We should bear this In mind
IN buying our goods. We can afford
70 pay our nome man a firm price for
his goods rather than send our money
away, knowing as we do that every
dollar that our own citizen makes
viii help in maintaining our schools,
cur churches and public institutions.
1t pays richly to patroniIe home in.
duetry.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
Made Him Ridiculous.

Joseph Letter, in an interview on
his yacht Chantecler, said. with a
smile:
please quote me accurately. In an
interview, you know. the slightest in
accuracy can make a man ridiculous.
II is like the Frenchman, who thought
he had very fair knowledge OF Eng
lish, nevertheless. said to a father:
"'Ahal Your son. he resemble you.
A chip of the old blockhead. hein7' "
Exchange.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29

did not receive one good nights rest
The kidney secretions we're suppressed
and the bladder burned and pained
Fifteen physicians treated me with
out benefit. Then began using
Doan's Kidney Pills and was relieved
from the FIRST. Continued use cured
me-"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. 80 cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
DIsTEMPER

In all its forms among all ages Of horses,
as well as dogs, cured and others in same
stable prevented from having the disease
with SP0HN'S DISTEMPER CURE.
Every bottle guaranteed Over 800 900
bottles sold last year $50 and Sl.00. Any
good druggist, or send to manufacturers.
Agents wanted. Spohn Medical Co., Spec.
Contagious Diseases, Goshen. Ind.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
Only on Great Occasions.

How are you. Mr.. Tyte-Physt7 ]
hope there is nothing wrong with that
set OF teeth / made for you few
weeks ago"
"No. they're all right; but. great
Scott. Doc. paid you $50 for them
teeth. You don't s'pose I'm going to
wear 'em for everyday use. do your"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29

exists than Doan's
Kidney Pills. They
permanently cure all
kidney ills.
Mrs. M. O. Morris,
546 Pacific Ave. Ala
media, Cal, says:
For twelve years I
suffered from kidney
trouble. My back
ached so intensely I
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
All In Good Time.

scven-year-old william had become
the n-oud owner OF a pet pig. and In
sisted pon having all the care of Il
himself. NhNr a few weeks, as the
pig did n, se m 10 thrive, his father
said to hin II M
William, m nfrald you are not
feeding your Z eyough. Il does not
seem to be fat ,linS ut Nll."
81 don't wa Th. n ! iattt ye's-
William replied iota gfv I'm wal
ing until he Nt D. pF Niug az .
want him. the .At,sir 70 ieu him
out."-Tit-Bits
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
Not a Solitary Ex, ,,,o,.

Professor-Astrology tey ''ot hat
girl born in January will b -dent.
good-tempered and fond OF dress; in
April, inconstant and fond Of
Hostess-ln what months are girls
born who are not fond OF dress7
Professor-In none, madam.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
Couldn't Do n.

81 can't stay long" s.. / the chair
man OF the committee from the col
ored church. 81 Just came to see II
yo' wouldn't Join de mission band"
"Fo' de Ian sakes, honey" replied
the old nanny, "doan' come to me!
] can't even play mouf-organ." -
Lippincott's.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
Got Out Of the Habit.

'T see you have got young man
Z stenographer?"
YES"
Don't you think pretty girl
stenographer adds great deal TO the
attractiveness of an Officer"
81 suppose she does, but / can't
dictate to a woman somehow. / spose
It's because / have been married so
long"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
TryInp to Console.

"My son." remarked the stern
parent, when | was your age | had
very little time for frivolous diver
sions"
We'll" replied the young man, you
didn't miss much. Believe me. this
gay life isn't what It looks to be-"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
Curlnu Concelt.

HE used to have a good opinion of
himself"
Hasn't he now?"
NO; he ran for office recently, and
wasn't even close when the votes
we're counted."-Detroit Free Press.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
PenItent.

Irate Father-Wretch! saw yon
stealing kisses from my daughter.
Young Mani admit It, but l am
quite willing to give them back
to her.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
Precautionary.

The Millionaire-Doctor. is II abso-
lutely necessary to remove my ap-
pendixi
Not absolutely, but It is safer to
begin with some simple operation
like that."-Life.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29

Pneumonia and Consumption are al
ways preceded by an ordinary cold. Ham
Inns Wizard oil rubbed into the chest
draws out the Inflammation. breaks up
the cold and prevents all serious trouble.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
Scant Pasturaqe.

II am afraid the moths will get int
my bathing suit" said Maud.
1T would be a shame" replied May
mie. THE poor things would starvs
to death"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
DOES YOUR BACK AcHEf

Backache is usually kidneyache
There is only one way to remove the
pain. you must reach the cause.-the
Kidneys. No better kidney remedy
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
sultIna His TEMPERAMENT.

"Grooge is very grouchy sort o,
iuan. isn't her"
"Yes; won't even ride IN anything
out a sulky."
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29

The days OF chivalry are not past A
lady entered our Office the other day
and we took our feet off the desk.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
Not a Harmless Sport.

Friend-You fought bareheadedi
French Duelist-Yes, and got fine
sunstroke.--Journal Amusant.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29

Many guilty man escapes because
he is so small he goes right through
the net.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29

When girl exchanges phctcsrarhs
with young man she Ivarly always
gets the worst OF the trade.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29

How would you like an Embossed and
lobbyless legislature for change?
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29

Lewis Single Binder 80 cigar equals
in quality most l0c cigars.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29

1T YOU USE BALL BLUE,
Get Red Cross Dali Blue, the best Ban
Blue. Large 2 OF. package only cents.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29

The Amateur Poet-Whatever / do,
| do with my whole soul.
His Wife (sadly)-I know you do.
dear, but 1t would be such a help II
you'd give It up and do things with
your hands.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29

It is better TO inherit fortune than
to marry one
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29
.ESooe 6qkSe
> xynnr hnghunH

Mrs. Quiz-Has your husband ever
been accused OF plagiarism?
Mrs. Spacer-No; and It discourages
him, too. 1t shows he has never writ
ten anything that's so good other peo-
pie would like to claim it.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29

There's many penitent man in the
penitentiary.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29

Good luck likes to visit people who
are not expecting It.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-29

Mrs. Winsiow's Soothing Syrup.
For children ethnR softens the gums reduces In
lanma .EllAys palm cures wind cole &c botls
The Honolulu times. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1902-1911, 1910-02-01
THE ROAD.

This common road, with hedges
high
Confined on either hand,
Will surely enter by and by
Some large luXuriant land.
And in the end shall great repose
Descend upon my soul,
When, at the eager journeys close,
I reach the sudden goal.
Content, enlargement, fragrance,
ease,
Joy in the evenings cool,
The subtle silence in the trees,
The CLEAN upon the pool
Dreamer! In vain thou hastenest;
That glorious land resign:
Take by the road thy JOY, thy rest;
The road, the road is thine.
Author Unknown.
The Honolulu times. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1902-1911, 1910-02-01

We recollect now a private said,
he wanted a Times, one day, and
we were astounded and said, meek
ly: 1t is quarter" (and no quar-
ter). eyes, | know" he replied.
(And it was a good quarterly
We have met and passed scores
and scores of the Army, and not one
has ever had the grace to recognize
us, or to say once even in twelve
month: Let us have one of your
Times, editor"
And now, we don't fear even a
cannon ball!
We meant to get even (square),
one day.
eve are Bunker Hill, eh?)
There's poetry off hand.
N. B.--Tf this coat happens to fit
a civilian, he can put it on.
Happy New Year!
January lion account of the
long storm we have had a modicum
more of time in which to shove the
blue lead along; so, in case any
one is out of advice, we can offer a
carload of the real good, sound ar
ticle.
We are one of that elect, you
know, who think they hold the pa
tent right (copyright) for telling
most anyone what he or she or it,
ought to do, or to leave undone.
Neither is this commodity (advice)
d too heavy burden to carry about.
End of January notes.