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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-24
FRIENDLY ADVICE,
Josh Billings Parting Shot to q chesI<y
Drummer.

Josh Billings Parting Shot to Cheeky
Drummer.
About Christmas time once the some
time famous Josh Billings. humorist.
was on his way to his old home at
Lanesboro. Mass. On the train were
three travelling men who wanted a
game of whist. One of them pointed
to unpretentious and unprepossessing
Josh and said:
Lets ask Rube into the game and
comb some Of the hayseed out Of his
hair"
my venerable friend" he said as
he laid his hand on the shoulder Of the
old man. Twill you join US in game
Of whist?"
"Ya-as: we will get there in abaout
three hours" replied Josh, putting his
hand to his ear.
"You don't seem to understand" SAID
the young fellow in louder tone. 1--WE
want you to take hand
"Ya.as; the stand O. corn has been
unusual good this year"
my friend" the young fellow then
yelled, twill you take a hand in a
gamer
''Ya-as; was tellin' Mandy this
mornin' how plenty an how fat the
game IL this year,
"Oh. you 60 to the DEVIL" shouted
the young fellow as he took his seat.
while the other drummers unmerci'
fulfv pestered him.
when Lanesboro was" reached the
old fellow got up. handed one Of bis
Josh Billings cards to each one Of the
trio and then said to his interlocutor:
'Young man, while you are travel
ing on your cheek don't get any hay
seed on your clothes or the other
drummers will take you for a Rube
and get you into some game and skin
you."-Pittsburg dispatch:
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-24
Candidates. should purchase their
petition blanks at the Tribune. We
have the approved form.
-Four Extremes.


The coolest place on earth Inhabited
by man is Verkhoyansk. above the arc:
tic circle, in northeastern Siberia. The
thermometer there drops to 80 degrees
below zero in January, but sometimes
rises to So degrees above zero IN the
shade in July. dropping. however, to
the freezing point on the warmest sum-
mer nights. The hottest place In the
world Is the interior Of the great Sa-
hara desert. in Africa. where the Their
mometer rises to 122 degrees. The
wettest place is Greytown. Nicaragua.
where the mean annual rainfall is 26O
inches. The place Of least rain Is Port
Nolloth, in South Africa, where less
than an inch sometimes falls in year.
A Joker Among eirde.
The bluejay is a practical Joker. II
IA Ills habit to conceal himself IN
mass Of leaves near the spot where
small birds are accustomed to gather
and when they are enjoying them
selves in their own fashion to sud
denly frighten them almost to deatn
by screaming out like hawk. OF
course they scatter IL every direction.
and when they do SO the mischievous
rascal gives vent to cackIe tnas
sounds very u1ch like laugh
Knew Her Limitations.
He-Now that we are married. pet.
do you love me enough to cook for me?
she-Enough. darling? love you en-
tirely too much for that.-Boston Tran.
script.
settling a Matrimonial Dispute.
Nine. Sada Yacco. the famous Japa-
nese actress, who had been friend OF
the assassinated Prince Ito from her
childhood. told the following amusing
anecdote:
I'm my frequent quarrels with my
husband we sometimes asked Prince
Ito to Judge between us. One day
when we had had a more than usually
violent dispute at Chigasaki the prince
came in unexpectedly, and ! asked
him to decide the question. But he
declined, while proposing the follow
ing solution:
$50 down into the garden, both OF
you, and fight it out like sumo tori
(wrestlers). The one that wins will
naturally be the one who is In the
right
mo sooner said than done! In
trice Kawakami and l were in wres-
Ting trim. By good luck my husband
was just recovering from a serious ILL.,
ness, and as he was very weak soon
threw him to the ground. This amused
the prince enormously. who. Of course.
had foreseen the end Of the unequn'
match"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-24
THE. EVE ::,IlE OF AN ARTIST.
A Case Where It Was More Reliable
Than . Sailors Optic. r..

Mr.. N. Chevalier. the we'll known
artist who accompanied the late Duke
Of Edinburgh on many Of his travels.
was once going from Dunedin to Lyt-
telton. New Zealand. by steamer. Anx-
ious to catch the earliest glimpse OF
the coast, he went ON deck at dawn
and was alarmed to see that the YES
sci was heading straight on to the
land. Calling the officers attention to
the fact, he was told that it was only
a fog bank. The artist maintained his
point. but the second officer looked
and confirmed his mate.
The artist then said, "Well, gentle.
men, will back my artists eye
against your sailors eye. and I say
that what you mistake for a fog bank
is low range Of hills. and there Is q
range Of mountains appearing above
them"
But he was only laughed at until the
captain. coming on deck, found In
the growing light that the artist was
right and the seamen wrong. The
vessel was out Of Its course, and there
was only just time to avert disaster.
The helmsman was dismissed In dis
grace and the course given to a new
steersman, but the vessels head still
pointed 4andwanl-the compass. was
all wrong.
The cause was discovered later. A
commercial traveller had brought box
Of magnets on board and deposited
them in a stern cabin. causing what
might have been a fatal detection Of
the compass.
To return to the question Of inter-
probation. the artist was dealing with
the appearances which his eye was
trained to see and his mind to inter-
pref. A speck on the horizon might
have remained a mere speck to him
long after the sailors had interpreted
the speck into vessel Of definite rig.
There can be little doubt that the
trained eye is accompanied by a sort
Of mental seeing-an instinct outrun-
ming optics.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-24
A Shocking Tree.

There is a peculiar tree In the for
ests of central India which has most
curious characteristics. The leaves of
the tree are of highly sensitive ma
ture and so full of electricity that
whoever touches one of them receives
an electric shock. 1t has very singu-
lar effect upon a magnetic needle and
will influence it at a distance of even
seventy feet. The electrical strength
of the trees varies according to the
time of day. it being strongest at mid
day and weakest at midnight. In wet
weather its powers disappear alto
gether. Birds never approach the
tree, nor have insects ever been seen
upon it.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-24
Old 'Enolish Fairs.

Fairs and feasts were formerly held
In churchyards in honor Of the saint
to whom the church was dedicated.
In consequence of these popular gath
erings being much abused they had
to be suppressed in the thirteenth year
Of the reign Of King Edward ILL.,. as
appears by the following extract quot
ed by spelman: ''And the Kynge COM
mandeth and forbiddeth that from
henceforth neither fairs and markets
shair be kept In churchyards for the
honour of: the Church.: Given at West
Minister. the VIII Of Octobre. the XIII
yeare of Kynge Edwarde's reigne."-
London Queen.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-24
FEED AND POULTRY SUPPLE,
Ground roo6 q 40 por I'M Tho. e

; FEED AND POULTRY SUPPLIES
Ground Feed, $1.4e per 100 Tbs; $25
per ton.
Ground Corn, $1.70 per 100 lbs.
Whole Shelled Corn, $3.50 per 100
lbs.
Oil Meal, 50 per 100 lbs.
Wheat Screenings, $40 per 100
lbs.
Mixed Poultry Food, $3.50 per 100
lbs.
Chick Food, 2 cents per lb.
Baby Chick Food, 21k cents per fb.
Crushed Shells, 81 per 100 lbs.
mica Crystal Grits, $3.50 per 100
lbs.
charcoal, 4 cents per 1b.; $3.50 per
100 lbs.
Buckeye Incubator prices on ap2li'
cation.
OSCAR n. WILL 4 co.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-24
The Markets :
Livestock.


.,s St., Paul, Mar. 23.-Cattle LOO;
market weak to 10 cents lower; quo
tations unchanged.
Hogs-2,00O; market 10 cents high
er; range 1910 to 1860; bulk of
sales 1850 to 1885.
Sheep-1O0; market strong; sheep
200 to S.75; lambs 7.25 to $50.
: Chicago, Mar. 23.-Cattle 10000;
steady; steers 60 to s.65; cows
Ats to $50; heifers 400 to CTS; bulls
5.25 to 6.25; calves 800 to 1850;
stockers and feeders ATS to $50.
Hogs-14,0OO; strong to 10 cents
higher; choice heovy 1890 to HOO;
butchers 1885 to 1895; light mixed
1880 to 1910; choice light 1910 to
1880; packing 1880 to 1890; pigs
1890 to 1860; bulk Of sales 1880 to
1890.
! Sheep-12,0OO; market steady;
sheep $50 to $50; lambs SIS to
1860; yearlings 7.65 to 900.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-24
ARTISTIC PRINTING.

Bismarck Tribun
pays tho highest wages to the best
artists-and Job printing 10 now an
art-whieh 10 the reason Why the
Tribune work has trademark Of
excellence that u distinctive. The
character Of tho man and the. bust
ness in this up-to-date age 10
indicated BY tho stationery used.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-24
yerv Suggestive,

Mrs. Towne-There was spelling
competition nown at our institute the
other night. The pastor gave out the
words. Did you hear about It? Mrs.
Rrowne-No. Was II Interesting? Mrs
Towne-R Rather. The first three words
he gave out were increase" pastor"
salary"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-24
Grain.

/, Chicago, Mar. 23.-Close-Wheat-
May 1.13A: July 1881; Sept. 1.06N
Corn-May 61% to ~; July 63A;
Sept. 64%.
Oats-May 43M; July AK to %;
Sept. 39A to ".
Minneapolis, Minn., Mar. 23.-
Close-Wheat-May 1.13% to ~;
July 1.14A: cash No. 1 hard 1.14%
to 1.15%; No. northern LAS to
+1.15%; No. 2 northern Lips to
1.13A; No. 3 northern LOTS to
Lis.
Duluth, Mar. 23.-Close-Wheat-
On track No. hard 1.16k to %;
No. l northern 1.15% to 1.16A; No.
2 northern 1875 to 1.14%; velvet
chaff 1.12%; May 1.15% bid; July
1.15% nominal:
. Durum-On track, to arrive and
in store No. 1 9S- No. 2 IS; May SO
asked; July SO asked; July No. IS.
Oats-42A.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-24
When Rubbers Become Necessary

and your shoes pinch, shake into your s.'oes Allen
Foot-Ease, the antiseptc powder for the feet. 1t
cures painful, swollen, smartng, sweating feet, and
takes the sting out of corns aud bunons. Just tho
thing for patent leather shoes, dancing parties and
for Breaking in New shoes. Many people cannot
wear heavy stockings comfortably without shak-
where, 2sc. Sampie FREE. Address, Allen s.
Olmsted, Le Roy, NY. Don't accept any substitute.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-24
Roundabout Bribery.

At one old time British election a
candidate won by means of an umbrel-
Ia. Sheer absence of mind caused hin.
to leave the CAMP behind at every
house at which he called to canvass.
and Of course when it was returned by
the voter a sovereign was only a suit
able reward for honesty.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-24
HISTORICAL.

WANTED-You to send US Pioneer
Letters. Stories. Diaries, old books
Of North Dakota and Canada his
tory, lists OF Black Hills stage dr1v.
ers and bush whackers, Indian rel
les, etc. State Historical Society,
Rismarck. Nd,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-24
Popular Classified Wants!

: Advertisements under this
head will b inserted for ONE
CENT T. .WoRp drst insertion.
(oNE-HALF CENT A WORD
eseh eontscattys insertion. If
paid IN sdvanee.) No publica'
ton for less thsa l5c. Cash
must accompany out OF town or.
Gers; ~
Advertisements In these COL
umns having letters or numbers
MUST be answered through cor
respondsnes.
SPECIAL NoTlcE-When pos,
sible.. 80 adviis advertissrs III
this department to specify in
advance and number Of times
IN advertisement is to run.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-24
~: Ii0l / .yDA,.0 SnIi
eMeAtino, Requirements.

.s.b Mtat;ne: Res4irement.: !A;.l..
Telephone, companies, NJ, oyer the coun-
Try have made q law barring all girls
from eniSloyment as operators unless they
are iat 5Fea5t fdv0 fest $tall.-Evtdence Be-
fore United States 6enate.1 H.:
He1tHoieGwaailEee the singing
f7biEds among the, trees
when to- azparty FinginEiw .r.,,
she asked. What number. please?'
None heard bdt 10 admire her,
All hearts ono he'd in thraA,
But, ANS. they had to fire her.
For she wasn't five feet tall.
Hsr record showed them, plainly
That she was most adept;
But,GiSh, she pleaded vain1y' -
And, then broke down and wept.
She wore high heels that made her
Much taller to the eye. r...
But At last her walk betrayed her
She wasn't five feet high.
And 20 they sacked her. gasping.
And now there's in her place
A maid whose voice is rasptng,
Who has . sour, dour face.
1he's cross. she's rude. she's snappy,
When her subscribers call,
But tho company 10 happy,
For she's more than i've feet tall.
Paul West In New York World
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-24
Money.

New York, Mar. 23.-Money on call
steady 2A to 3 per cent; ruling rate
2M; closing bid ~: offered at 3
per cent; time loans very soft and
dull; sixty days 81 to per cent;
ninety days 4; six months to u
per cent.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-24
SIN In the Family.

Jack-My grandfather had 4 very
ane collection Of silver. which he be-
aueathed to my father on the condi-
ton that it should always remain in
the family. Ethel-Then you have 1t
still2 ck-Well-er-my uncle has it.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-24
WANrED-AoENTs.

Old established factory desires q To-
cal representative in this locality
with $500 to $1,000, carrying enough
stock to supply demands created by
new state laws; salary $125 to $50
monthly; extra commissions; Office
: and other expenses. Position per.
: manent. No canvassing. Liberty
{. Mfg. Assn, william s. Thayer,
Northwestern Sales Manager, 400
National Bank Commerce Building,
: Minneapolis, MINI.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-24

A hat must sit right to look we'll
Gordon stiff hats in one-sixteentt
sizes.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-24
LEGAL. NOTICES.

D ROPoSALs FOR BARN-Depar tment Of
- the Interior, Office of Indian. Affairs.
proposals, plainly marked on the outside Of
The envelope "Proposals for Barn, Bismarck,
IN. d." and addressed to the Commissioner
Be received at the Indian Office until two
o'clock ?. m, Of March 80, 1910. for furnish,
and labor required to construct and complete
: barn at the Bismarck Indian School, N. D.
in strict accordance with plans, specifications
and instructions to bidders, which may be sx.
alnined at this office, the Offices Of "The
Tribune bismarck, N. D., The Improve
n,ent Bulletin. Minneapolis, Mimi, Build
St. Paul, Minn.. and Minneapolis, i Mimi.
The Northwestern Manufacturers Association,
St. Paul: Mimi; the U. s: Indian ;n Waae-
Omaha, Neb., New York, n. Y and at the
school. For further information apply to W.
r. Davis, Superintendent Indian School, Bis.
marck, N. D., F. H. Abbott, Acting Com
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-24

$50; monthly and, expenses, to adver-
tise, leave samples and collect
names. Write Silverton Co., H. rs,
Chicago.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-24
FOR sALE-FURNlTuRE.

FOR SAI4N-At public auction, my
household furniture, live stock and
farm implements. Saturday, March
2t D. q. Thompson, Mckenzie,
N. D. III. q; 5sas -. d.. I. ..;n:. .>.
F. ron RENT-HoUsEs.
FOR RE0NT-Sman house. Centrally
located. Inquire 4O5 Fourth St.
l.RaAi A0TlcEaI
The Washington herald., 1910-12-04
The Leading Paper of the County
Bnrh.. Brsezy. BsIIieo.s. Bu..linE

ne cheapest advertising medium In tbs
County. II you believe IN advertising come
and see us. p further information cali on
or address the editsr.
The Washington herald., 1910-12-04
Cow Clicked

Last Friday ev'g Lem Quigley fed
his COW on chopped punkins as usual.
Lem had big crop of punkins this year
and has been feeding them exclusively
TO his COW all fall. In chopping up the
punkins, however. Lem failed to cut the
bits small enough, and as q result the
fool COW tried 10 swaller one that was
too much for her and It stuck in her
throat and she begin to pant and
wheeze. Being as she IS valuable COW
and good mixer Lem hated ike sin 10
think Of losing her, so he started on the
run for Dec Livermore. but it happened
Doc was away over to Sorrow Hollow
and Lem was almost in despair He met
Seth Dewberry, our town constable, and
told him about il. and Lem and Seth
returned TO where the cow was, and
Seth with great presence of mind asked
for buggy whip and when Lem found
one Seth he took the butt end OF It and
run it down the cows neck and rammed
away until he pushed the piece Of pun
kin clean down into her stomach, thus
saving her life and earning the ever
lasting gratitude of Lem.
Lem says if Seth wants 70 run again
for constable he will vote for him IS
many times as possible.
The Washington herald., 1910-12-04
Football VS.. Fighting

Jed Peters. our intelligent school
teacher, who is teaching the Bingville
school again this winter. has caused a
good deal of talk in and around Bing
Vile BY a new physical exercise which
he has introduced into the school Jed
calls it football. II is played with a
large bag full of wind. Jed bought
one of these bags at the Co. seat and
he then begin TO instruct the boys III
the school to play the game. There was
II on each side and then when the game
begins they it seems would try to get
the bali from each other.
The first game that occurred took
place last Saturday afternoon in field
hscx of the schoolhouse. In the scrim-
mage which followed Willie Peterson
had his nose smashed and Tommy Bar
ker had his eyebrow cut most of, and
Simon Alinger had two teeth knocked
out in front, while Jebby Wilson had
his shins all skun up.
Jed says, however, that this IS the
way TO play it. 1t pears that unless you
get a couple of handfuls of hair pulled
out by the roots and get walked on and
your face smashed in you amt half
playing. Doc Livermore says it is a
great game and he is in favor Of il. The
parents of the children, however, are
not
The Washington herald., 1910-12-04
Society

Miss Amelia Tucker, Bingville's rain
ing society queen, give grand bali at
her residence last Saturday ev'g. in
honor of her alleged 10Th birthday.
Amelia was Is years of age for six
years, and to our certain knowledge
she has been 10 years of age for four
years. The question naturally is, how
old is Amelia'
The house was BEAUTIFULLY decorated
with pans and other flowers too nu-
merous to mention. Alex Snyder OF
Calamity Corners, who has the reputa-
ton Of being one OF the best hddlers
in these parts, furnished music and
called fggers. Fifteen couples and a
half was present making 81 guests in
all. brt Jake Tucker, Amelia's pap,
tied a white handkerchief around his
arm so as to make out he was a wo-
man, and in this way 10 couples danced.
Everything went smooth until Phro-
nicia Doolittle in making a grand
swing passed too near the open FIRE
place and switched the tail of her
dress into the FIRE. The next instant
she was ignited in flames. Horrible
CONSERVATION prevailed. Them as was
present said they never saw so much
CONSERVATION in their lives for the
time being. Phronicia yelled for some
body to put her out Bill Long. more
Familiarity known as Lengthy Long.
run out to get the FIRE dept Mrs.
Tucker, however, with wonderful pres
ence OF mind got pail of water and
dashed it over the infamed girl, com
pletely distinguishing the flames, but
completely running Phronicia's silka-
line skirt, which so angered Phronicia
that she put on. her wraps and went
right home. Otherwise the dance went
on-let Joy be unconhned.
The Washington herald., 1910-12-04

force TO EN-. AS everybuddy
knows, The Bingville church i'll win
ter is colder than a barn and folks
who goes there every Sunday Nor
min to- attend the services, has 10
put on nearly all the clothes they've
got to keep from freezia TO death.
Rev. Moore says that in the sum
Ter time when it IS hot and he
breaches a sermon on the Burn
ing Lake of Fire" he can skeer The
members of his flock into penitence
and make EN- all come forward to
the mouiners' bench and repent, bnt
in winter when they are al! numb
and cold the Burning Lake of
Fire" amt got no terrors for EN-
at all--in fact he says he heerd Dea-
con Butterworth whisperin to Dea-
con Andrews over in the amen
corner last Sunday as follers, "If
Hades is as nice and as warm a
place as the parson says It's, I cal
kilate I would like to spend the rest
of my days there"
SPECIAL NOTICE - Paw I'D
your subscripshions. Wood that
will make a hot fire took in ex-
change for Subscriptions or adj
vertising with great cheer.
The Washington herald., 1910-12-04

Well, here we be in the throes of
winter once more and as editor and
I prop of the Bugle, we desire to say
/ that we can't recollect a winter
when the cold has bit into us like
/ it has in November and December
of this year.
As we write this editorial we be
setting on a chair up as close to the
Bugle office stove as we dare to
! get unless we desire to be scorch-
ed and the stove packed full of
dry wood and aroaring something
awful, and us with two suits of
underwear on and a heavy bearskin
] coat, and our teeth chattering in
spite of all. To make matters
worse about FIVE subscribers to the
Bugle has been in and out to get
warm and left the door open, and
didn't pay nothing on their back
subscripshions either = the dead
beats
If it wasn't for the looks of the
thing, we wouldn't write no edito-
rial at all this week, being as Our
fingers is that numb and cold that
we can't scarcely hold a pen in
them.
Sometimes when winter spreads
its icy pail over Bingville as it did
this winter we wisht that we lived
in a warmer climate. It makes us
wish that we was the editor of a
/ paper somewheres on the equator,
where we wouldn't haft to bundle
up so in order to keep our blood
from congealing in our veins as you
might say. We sometimes wisht
when we haft to get outen our
warm bed in the morning when the
thermometer is Il degrees below
zero, and still fallin, in order to
build a fire in the Bugle office stove
that we lived where the sun was
allus shining and the birds aiius
singing and where we would have
to use a palnleaf fan instid of a
stove poker.
When we consider how cold it is
now, we can't scarcely believe that
the mercury stood at 104 in the
shade in Bingville last August-it
seems almost too good TO be true.
Then we was all wishin for cooler
weather, whereas now we are pinm
for summer time. Well, we calkil-
ate the Creator who made the sea-
sons and weather must have a purity
hard time of it, trying to please
eyerybuddy.
Rev. Moore. the beloved pastor
Of the Bingville church says that
he allus hates to see winter come,
becuz during the winter season his
sermons don't seem to have no
The Washington herald., 1910-12-04
Country Correspondents

Meiancthon Jones creased his har-
ness last week
A flock of wild geeA passed over
our midst recently
All the apples that wasn't picked is
froze on the trees of course
Widow Henderson is talking some
of having pump placed in her cistern
so as she can get water when she
wants it,
Hard cider is uncommonly scarce
hereabouts.
Frederick Peterson was moved to
the foolish house at the county seat
last week Whiskey done it. Let this
be warning to you all
James John Williams while shaving
himself last Sunday cut his chin very
severe.
Mrs. Jemima Hoff has visitors from
Hardscrabble and Terminals daughter
Lizzie has the measules.
News is more numerous this week
than usual. UNO.