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lived bore bu rev and shui be caurt
ride and k for For h,nt" ranet
nhni suaniy ouen Of eh desert hs paace
allegiance And the Cinnamon
TO- should be compelled 90 place their holdings
hands Of the Trent Trust" disposition
with the eoquone and which enee
e w. will that subject already fuiy
and justly covering branch thereof
The plank individual ownership Of land appeals No
should Of
whether 10 be lava how producing got
idea that the Constitution Of the United interfere
must be II should be
request will be promptly amended SO
retained it viii be all
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sTRNo1No THE TOURIST.

sTRnVonVo THE TOURIST
The shark h.hins all you ripe
fish,
down and the rain is vacation Bridge you
But have discovered nothing
which will hold its own with any My husband who knows something
My brilliant discovery Sunday a
might from
prevailing exchange
information nothing tapped lawyer prominent
tourist ever get enough stationery and use two of his precious pennies
and letter weekly agricultural paper
let The Advertiser get hold of reprint
appear will reading
Kamehameha correctly right probably
cOuldnt Portuguese
shipper paid hundred dollars nobody
hank % where Others rJ 20 he @ th S e n ana ID some
Square Chinese only of New
Years Day The paid thousand dollars year
proprietor expenses including herdg some forty
gathering
without day
burg surrendered July 1868 and had been named in
Gully tract belonged Great Britain and the only the
able because London syndicate the
Hawaiian banana that it upside
left il at the Mona Kapioani Park and nIv fr n and b S
lilies and the Aquarium doubtless quer about and all of
ing information furnishe
his
Invaluable for discovered
indulge in the noble of "strngng the Tourist"
JAPANESE DEMOCRACY.
great many gets better
adopts trimmings doesn't pay
mecialy hewd drive bargain the purchase
O.
! to a larger white solicited
They
with all
democracy which the subjects of the
telling visited
proprietor
that difficulty
Japanese Perhaps this of
belief that increases Sales but is
And while economical cuivates good spirit amongst
his getting them quite often together around
the festive board The their glad
leather womenfor they overlooked
their holiday kmonos highest all
select male Immediately sheds his Eu
comfortable Nippon There
bathroom it And after
little
checks
small board resembling respects
of with and
pending substantial
coee
King
Washington, will the
public building completed
all ia
meetings falls off chair
the floor And after
well regulated Japanese blowout closes with
strengthened united determination
the public the six following
with chauffeur puneture
the landlady kind Of and
thus that sideight doth not indulge in fiction
The Hawaiian gazette., 1910-09-27


boys got and Judge Edngs case;
police lads felt their disgrace.
Edings asked judgment guilt innocence,
the replied, denied the lawyers deence
I'm aunning of this bench as / see ft sr
No advise to points
1t is possible you may think that you ~ sir
But I'm the Judge o boys ehefa joints.
The boys bad else they're very queer, sir,
SO bad they and they bad, you seel
There lawyers ike my met here,
But, the less DO shall be-
Aud the ApiAniad club swes Doutht gtfoot Merido
said they woh uy another before Andade Edgs has
with the Il rs bad attorneys eant appreciate HE
lower bench
writes from otufheNny place th Island NJ Hawaii apd
complains thl hi week
aud that hs had disappeared when he saturday Probably
she could not stand his going home often
The CHS ana County Honolulu eed % be Rhpul 40
upon Nhifh viii he Inscribed HTpa in Trent"
Aerendel Nhpm Pore saany epiHed > la smopg ffNloh
seo % iHp'iH l maaaaaf beui eaoa lef Ghost q
J espRae Ne meeaspe
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tAnk Mcandrs have dea thai long subsidies
nesfppp1 wh thoroughly represented PRINT Auk oua
R ihe a bst most ieNauu read Fpelih neNspaPw
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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05
CANADA FORGING
AHEAD

Thomas C. Shotwell, one Of the
greatest market reporters in America,
writes from New York, under date Of
March goth, and says:
"The Tariff tangle with Canada
which President Taft has taken in
band is of Importance chiefly because
Of the multitude Of American farmers
that are crossing into the Canadian
northwest. Most conservative esti.
mates Oh their number place it at
10000 for 1910. Some say as many
as 250,000 will cross. These are all
expert farmers and their places in the
United States are being filed by un-
trained men from Europe and from
the cities. Canada is gaining rapidly
In agricultural Importance and with
In a few years the United States will
have to call on the Dominion for
wheat. Production of wheat in the
United States is not keeping pace
with the population. A tariff war
would complicate the problem of get
ting food. Even now Canadian farm
ers are getting higher prices for their
cattle on the hoof and Canadian house
wives are paying less for meat in the
butcher shops than farmers and house,
wives are receiving and paying in the
United States. The tariff on cattle
and wheat must be removed as be-
tween the two countries before long"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05
AWFUL. BURNING ITCH CURED
IN A DAY

I'm the middle of the night of March
Both / woke up with a burning itch in
my two hands and | felt as If I could
pull them apart. In the morning the
itching had gone to my chest and dur
ing that day it spread all I'VE my
body. 1 was red and raw from the top
of my head to the soles of my feet and
l was in continual agony from the
itching. l could neither lie down nor
sit up. / happened to see about Cuti-
cura Remedies and I thought / would
give them a trial. / took a good bath
with the Cuticura Soap and used the
Cuticura Ointment. I put 1t OF from
my head down to my feet and then
went to bed. On the first of April
felt like a new man. The itching was
almost gone. l continued with the
Cuticura Soap and Cuitcura Ointment
and during that day the itching com
pletely left me. Frank Gridley, 325
East 43rd Street, New York City, Apr,
81, 1909" Cuticura Remedies are sold
throughout the world; Potter Drug &
Chem. Corp, Sole Props, Boston, Mass
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05
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On the I~nstalIment Plan
By LAWRENCE ALFRED CLAY
Copyright, 1909 by Associated literary Pressl

"1Ma- ."
TT would mean ten cents a day
street car fare, whereas l now save
It," was the reply.
But we could hear the birds sing"
Cheaper to get a canary"
"And the air, Jimmy. The air must.
be twice as pure out in the suburbs"
"They have soap and glue factories
out there"
But we'd see green grass ono in
a WHILE"
Cheaper to go to the parks"
The wife had expected the husband
to enthuse, and she would make her
announcement at the proper moment
and in a dramatic way. His want of
interest cast her down.
Jimmy, do you know Pm worried
about your health?" she asked, as she
rose and walked around the table to
smooth down his rumpled hair.
"But I'm not" was the answer.
you can see for yourself that I'm eat
ing all before me-"
"But the morning air in the suburbs
think OF filing your lungs with it"
Fifty cents a fill, dearie, and that's
| too much for our purse"
'But think of owning your own
house-your very ownl Think of
parlor, hall. dining room, two bed
rooms, kitchen and a fine cellar!
Think Of open crates! Think of three
times the furniture we have here!
Think Of me singing at my work over
the flower beds! Think of you as a
taxpayer and saying who shall be
mayor of the city!"
Look here, Rose. what is it," he
asked.
Prepare yourself. Jimmy"
Let FER go!"
I've bought a $4,000 house on the
installment plan, and I've bought $500
worth of additional furniture on the
same plan. Oh, Jimmie, we don't
have to pay but $25 a month, and
we'll own the house before now flies,
and any time we don't want to pay
on the furniture or for the rent Of the
piano we needn't and the papers for
the house and lot"
The husband held up his hand to
stop her. Then he drew a pencil from
his pocket and began to call for details
and make figures. Every minute, as
he figured, the wife expected his en-,
thusiasm to break forth, but it didn't
come. When he had figured everything
up and divided 1t by 81 weeks in
year he certainly should have bub
bled and cried hurrah, but-he didn't
He said he wanted to take a walk and
think. He put on his hat and left the
wife in tears. When he returned one
Of his eyes was blackened, his nose
skinned and he had lost a front tooth
His necktie was also up under his
ears and the buttons had come Of
his vest.
"Oh, Jimmie, you've been held up!'
was the exclamation.
ooh, no, l haven't. You were thu
one who was held up! l have beer
licking the contractor and the furni
ture man on the installment plan
Here's $50 of your money, and Tv'
got an appointment to lick the res
out of them tomorrow"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05
Frlahtens Geese with Fireworks.

Shafts Of fire and streaks of light
across the heavens in the direction Of
Colusa, Cal, on many nights during
last winter have caused much specu-
lation here and throughout Suffer
county among all who beheld the
strange phenomenon, but explana-
lions have at last been made.
Oscar Sanborn, a prosperous farm
er, owning a grain ranch near the
tule belt In the vicinity Of Penning-
ton, states that he was annoyed by
great numbers Of wild geese alighting
upon his fields during the night and
damaging his crops, until he finally
hit upon the novel idea Of frightening
them from the neighborhood with
cheap fireworks.
An immense order was placed for
skyrockets, and these, set upon end
in his field and ignited when geese
were heard -honking," turned them
toward another destination and saved
his crops.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05
MORE THAN TWO
THOUSAND PEOPLE
SEE COOPER DAILY

During L. T. Cooper's recent stay in
Boston, 1t is estimated that sixty-ive
thousand people talked with him and
purchased his medicine. This is an
average Of over two thousand a day.
His success is so phenomenal as to
cause universal comment both by the
public and the press. There must be a
reason for this. Here is the reason
given in his own words by Mr.. Cooper
when interviewed on the subject. He
said:
The immense numbers of people
who are calling on me here in Boston
is not unusual. l have had the same
experience for the past two years
wherever l have gone. The reason is
a simple one. 1t is because my medi-
cine puts the stomach in good condi-
ton. This does not sound unusual,
but 1t is in fact the key to health.
The stomach is the very foundation of
life. l attribute so per cent. of all
sickness directly to the stomach.
Neither animals nor men can re-
hldAA VIGIL WILL q POOI ut6C6tAfO dp-
paratus. Few can be sick with a diges-
ton in perfect condition. AS a matter
of fact, most men and women today
are half-sick. 1t is because too much
food and too little exercise have grad
ually forced the stomach into a half
sick condition. My medicine gets the
stomach back where it was, and that
Is all that is necessary"
Among Boston people who are
staunch believers in Mr.. Cooper's
theory, is Mr.. Frank D. Brown, of 81
Bloomingdale street, Chelsea, Mass.
He says:
For five years l have sought relief
for indigestion, stomach trouble and
dyspepsia, spending nearly all my
wages with doctors and obtaining no
results. l had dull pains across my
back, radiating to the shoulders. l
had splitting headaches, which nothing
seemed to cure. There was a gnaw-
ing and rumbling in my stomach and
bowels. l was troubled with vertigo
and dizziness, and at times almost
overcome by drowsiness.
II felt tired and worn out all the
time, my sleep was not refreshing, and
| would get up in the morning feeling
as weary as when / went to bed. My
appetite was variable-ravenous at
times, then again nauseated at the
sight Of food. Sometimes my face
was pale, at other times flushed.
was constipated and bilious, and had
catarrhal affection in nose and throat,
which caused me to hawk and spit a
great deal, especially in the morning,
l heard so much of the Cooper RENE.
dies that l decided to try them. After
taking one bottle, a tapeworm SO feet
long passed from my system. l felt
better almost Immediately. All my
troubles disappeared as if by magic
and my improvement was rapid. l now
feel entirely well, and can honestly
recommend Mr.. Cooper's medicine tc
anyone who suffers as I did"
Cooper's New Discovery is sold by
all druggists. If your druggist can
not supply you, We will forward yol
the name Of a druggist in your cit!
} who will. Don't accept Something
just as good."-The Cooper Medicine
Co., Dayton, Ohio.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05

my dear, there's is n thing you
must look out for" said the mother
of the girl who had been Rosie Lee
the day before, but was now
Mrs. James Carter. You and James
are very young. You are both inclined
to be extravagant. He gets a small
salary, but you would marry. and now
you must live on 1t and not go in
debt. Don't get a thing that you can't
pay cash for on the spot"
No, mamma" was the dutiful re-
ply, but the words we're accompanied
by a smile of superior wisdom.
Why not? Hadn't she and James
figured it over and over what his
weekly salary Of SIG would do? That
was the figure at present as bookkeep-
er for a grocer. but it might be $1s
or $40 when the grocer heard Of the
marriage. It had been figured that
the rent of a little fat would be SO
a week; butter, 80 cents; sugar 8
cents; meat $1.00; bread, IS cents; po-
tatoes, rs cents; extras, 81. Add James's
lunches at 20 cents each, and the total
would be 1913, to a penny. That left
almost seven big dollars extra for
clothing, the theater and SO forth,
Mrs. Carter was a good mother, but
she needn't worry. ANY time she
wanted to borrow a $40 bill she knew
where she could get It.
James had 5000 saved up. but. when
a months rent at $35 per month, in
stead Of $24, had been paid, the bal
ance didn't make a great show in fur
nishing. The grocer was duly in
formed Of the marriage, but there was
no raise of salary. He simply uttered
a "humph." At the end Of a month Of
housekeeping the newly weds were be
hind financially. They could, and did
figure how 1t came about, but the mex
month there was a leak in another di
rection. At the end of the third month
they had used up all the salary ani
wero So in debt. The before and aftel
marriage figures failed to agree.
The mother was away on a visit
but one morning two events happened
In the life of the bride. A letter from
her mother inclosed a check for 500
and the h~ousekeeper picked up thu
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05
Only Nine Left.

Lee Wyman is an earnest advocate
of some plan under which the say
ings of children shall be preserved
for future generations to read.
THE other day, for instance" says
Wyman, my little boy was called be-
fore the tribunal over which his fond
mother presides.
you've broken one of the precious
ten commandments she said.
"Did II asked our boy carelessly
like.
"'Yes, my boy. I've said to you
over and over the ten command.
ments,' said Mrs. Wyman, and now
you've broken n of them
Dear, dear my boy said, there's
only nine left now
"And Mrs. Wyman let it go at
that"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05
Gentlemen Two.

Two street cleaning department
men were having an alteration as
they were driving their carts side by
side along upper Broadway the other
afternoon. One was red-faced and
bulbous-nosed, the typical "rummy."
The other was an adder-headed negro.
Both looked utterly disreputable.
Get out O my way!" yelled the red
faced man. Don't cher know enough
to get outer der way when you see a
gentleman"
"I'm more of a gem'men than you,
you big rum" retorted the negro,
"Youall drives a garbage cart, an |
only picks up ashes."-New York
Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05
Sometime New.

We'll, Uncle JASON" he said to the
old farmer who was a member of the
assembly, how do things go up at Al
bany?"
"Oh, sorter easy" was the reply.
Anyone been around to ask you to
vote for his bill?"
mo, not yet"
"Let me put you on to something.
If anyone does come around, don't
you let him work any check off on
you. Tell him you want the cold
cash."
But /, don't understand"
but, don't you see? A check must
go through the bank and can be traced
right back to you, but you can roll
up the cash and put it in your vest
pocket. Hadn't you thought Of that?'
"Noap, burned If | had. Been right
up there for two months and never
got on to the trick. Much obliged,
naybur. If / paint my house next
spring, they can hunt for checks till
the cows come home and they won't
find any!"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

By local applications, as they cannot reach the dis.
sessd portion OF the ear. There "a only one way 70
cure deafness, and that IL by constitutional remedies.
Deafness u caused by an Unnamed condition OF the
mucous lining OF the Eustachian Tube. When this
tube ID infamed you have . rumbling sound or I'm
perfect heasing. and when II y entirely closed. Deaf
meas 10 the result. and uness the fammation can bt
taken out and this tube restored to is normal condt
tion. hearing will be destroyed forever; nine casef
out OF ten are caused by Catarrh. which 10 nothing
but an innamed condition OF the mucous surfaces.
We VIII give One Hundred Dollars for any case o.
Deafness Caused by catafrhl that cannot be cured
BY Halls Catarrh Cure. Send tor circulars, nee
F. J, CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. O
Bold BY Druggists. 80.
Tske Hans fsuang Pills ir constipation.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05
Happenings From
Over The State
BUILDING size IS PROTESTED.
Trenton Objects to $1,000 U. S. Land
Purchase and Wants Change.

-LL
acknowledgements ". w.
Rucker is receiving many commune
cations from citizens of Trenton.
Grundy county, Mo-, protesting
against the site purchased by an
agent of the treasury department for
a public building in that town. In
response to the demands of his Tren-
ton constituents he has introduced
a bill authorizing the secretary Of
the treasury to sell the site recently
acquired and apply the money re-
ceived from the sale to the purchase
of a more suitable piece of ground.
The last public building bill car
ried an item Of $4,000 for a site at
Trenton. The special agent of the
department ~journeyed to Grundy
county and purchased a site for $4,000
and returned to his post to receive
the hearty commentator of his SUI
periors for having saved Uncle Sam
$1,000.
But, according to Judge Becker,
about 80 per cent of the citizens OF
Trenton seriously object to the loca-
ton of the site that was chosen and
paid for.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05
Prussla's state Income.

The state income Of Prussia from
public properties amounted, III 1908,
to somewhat more than the total in
come from taxation and from borrow
ings, The railways were the largest
source Of income and netted $149,755,-
600. or about eight per cent. on the
total invested by Prussia in its rail-
way system since the state began to
buy and build railways, in 1848-4s.
Prussia derived from other sources,
from its crown forests, the leased
farms. the iron, coal. potash, salt and
other mines, the porcelain factories,
banking and a variety Of less impor-
tant industries. $26, 900. O0O.--Scrib-
ner's.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05
morning paper to have her eye caught

morning paper to have her eye caught
by the advertisement headed: why
Pay Rent?" A contractor had erected
several houses which he was anxious
to dispose of for a cent or two down
and the balasee the anne as cheap
rent. In a year or two, paying the
very lowest rent in America, the pur-
chaser Of n Of these houses would
have a clear title to it. 1t was better
than a gold mine. Your money was
working for you every day in the
week. ~.
Before the bride had read that adj
vertisement through, she had deter
mined to show 1t to James that eve
ming. When she had finished it her
mind was made up to give him a glad
surprise. The breakfast things had
scarcely been cleared away when she
donned her hat and set out, She found
the street and the houses and the
philanthropist. The houses had been
painted with only one coat, but that
was to give purchasers a chance to
put OH Uho lubI COdt ~ cuit IAClL
tastes. The houses about covered the
lots, but that was an advantage. If
hogs got in there was no place for
them to root. Every objection raised
was met and turned to the advantage
OF the buyer. In fact, it was a case OF
philanthropy all through.
Mrs. Carter expected up to a GER
tain point to get the house she had
decided on for five cents down and
Ave dollars a month as rent. That Ger
tain point was when she was told
that she must pay $50 down and $25
per month. The selling price was $4,-
500, and as she stood with her mouth
open the contractor remarked that the
$25 per month would pay for the house
almost before she could get settled.
He had given so different persons
the same chance, and in a very few
minutes-or days-they were house
owners and tax payers.
The house was bought. There would
be papers for herself and husband to
sign after two or three days, but she
had to leave her $50 then and there.
That was to prevent the contractor
from selling the house to some one
willing to pay $4,000 for It.
The bride-wife was back at her fiat
before high noon with a house Of her
own, but there was something to fol-
low. She must get furniture for It.
She knew where they sold on the In
stallment plan, and the afternoon was
spent IN buying She tried to be con-
servatiye, but the bill figured up $40O,
and she paid In $50 on It. Then she
rented a piano by the month, and went
home all impatience to tell James
iabout Il.
James came IN at the usual hour.
;fIe was allowed to begin bis dinner,
ana then the wife said:
Jimmy. suppose we lived almost
iout in the country"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-05-05
MISSOURI PRIMARY AUGUST 2.
Secretary Notifies Election Commits
sioners and County Clerks.

Jefferson City.-Secretary of State
Roach commenced mailing notices to
the various county clerks and to the
election commissioners of St. Louis,
calling attention to the fact that the
state primary election for the nomina-
ton of candidates will be held this
year on August 2.
The officers to be nominated are:
One judge Of the supreme court, state
superintendent Of public schools, rail-
road and warehouse commissioner, 16
members of congress, SO judges of the
circuit courts, Is state senators, 142
members Of the lower house of the
legislature and local officers.