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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-12-07
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Spicer-on Green Lake, Dec. s.
There will be services in the Swe.
dish Lutheran church next Sunday
afternoon at 8 o'clock by Rev. 10.
hanson.
The Ladies AID of the Swedish
Saron church will meet in the
church basement on Thursday at.
rernoon and evening, Dec. Is.
Mrs. A. Samuelson will serve. All
invited.
The Young Peoples society OF
the Green Lake church will give a
program next Sunday evening at
o'clock.
The Ladies Aid of the Green
Lake church will meet at liver ia.
cobson's next Wednesday afternoon
Dec. ID.
Rev. Johanson went to Madison
last Saturday to attend a meeting,
accompanied by Mr.. Mattson, who
has been in this neighborhood for
two weeks conducting services at
Green Lake and Long Lake, one
one week at each place.
Gas lights have been secured by
the young people of the Swedish
church which came here last week
and will be put in as soon as pvs-
sible. The furnace will also be
connected and the church will then
be ready for use.
A pleasant surprise was given
Mrs. lnga Jacobson last Saturday
evening as it was her 70 birthday.
Her son liver gave a fine o'clock
dinner to all her relatives around
here and also a few friends. The
table was nicely decorated with
beautiful bouquets Of snow ball and
a pretty birthday cake was put in
the center. Mrs. jacobson was also
presented with fine leather rocker.
The wishes of her friends are that
she may live to celebrate many
more happy birthday anniversaries
Mr.. and Mrs. C. johnson left last
Monday for Butterfield, Mimi.
where they will make their future
home for some time. Best wishes
for happy home are from their
many friends.
A. Samuelson has installed sys-
TEN of gas lights in his hotel
These are said to give very fine
light.
Miss Cornelia Jacobson was in
Willmar between trains last Mon
day.
A big surprise was sprung on
Mrs. Sophia Gustrud by Long Lake
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-12-07
Madison; Eagles, George Section
and Ralph Forsberg; Stays. Marcus
Pinnav and William Grafz. Inns

Madison; Eagles, George Scottor
and Ralph Forsberg; Stays, Marcus
Pinney and William Gratz; Lions,
Earling 0m|ie and Sam Osmundson.
The signal flags are expected here
any day, after which the. signal
drills will commence. The pen.
nants for the various patrols have
also been ordered, and as soon az
they arrive the troop will have a
picture taken, to be printed in the
Twin City papers. :
The next meeting of the troop
will be at the Bonde hall next Fri
day evening at Z o'clock.
We have been asked so many
times what is necessary for a boy
to know before he can become a
tenderfoot that we will. state it in
print. Before taking the oath he
must 1st, know the scout laws and
signs, and salute; End, know the
history of the Stars and Stripes;
and 3rd. tie four standard knots.
Anyone wishing to join the scouts
must hand in his application to the
scout master, L. S. Dale, at the
Tribune Office, giving his name,
age. and address, and the names of
his parents. If he is accepted he
will be assigned to q patrol.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-12-07
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Lake Lillian. Dec. "a. B. WAL
ner left this week for Minneapolis.
There is meeting every evening
in the Baptist church this week and
dinner there on Thursday. Rev.
Nelson, of Cambridge. and Rev.
Nelson, of Lake Elizabeth will con-
duct the services.
Mr.. ard Mrs. Estman left last
week for Minneapolis.
Andrew Ostrom has rented the J..
Galliford farm.
Hello, brother, try and get some
other news and not write the same
as do. There are many more to
look up if you try.
Newsboy.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-12-07
Neck Tie Social.

"A neck tie social will be given at
the Monroe school in Fahlun, Dist.
80 Friday evening, Dec. 16: Each
young lady is requested to bringaa
neck tie which will be sold to the
highest bidder. Refreshments will
served by the school.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-12-07
His Downfall.

His Downfall.
Broadway caused the down
fall of the Fortune Hunter. He
lived the life of the Great White
Way until he was fred from
pillar to post. He had just one
good point left, and he chung to
that. He did have some self re-
spect. He could not have been
such bad fellow after all. He
was not bad at heart. He was
shiftless, careless, thoughtless.
He had to be reformed, and he
was It's great story-the way
he was reformed.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-12-07

last Friday afternoon. The guests
assembled at her home at two
o'clock after which Rev. Johanson
made very interesting speech at
the close Of which he presented
Mrs. Gustrud with sum Of 81 dol
lars as token of esteem from
| her friends. A delicious luncheon
was served later in the afternoon
by the guests.
The amount taken in at the har-
vest festival was a mistake in the
last issue; instead of SIS, it was
$78.
The Thompson boys sold out their
store goods last week to N. Hen
erickson. ~~ ~~~
Skatingsis getting to be quite a
sport on Green Lake as the ice is
smooth as glass.
The Presbyterian minister from
New London was taken suddenly i'll
while conducting the services in
the church here last Sunday. He
was taken to the Knutson home and
a doctor was sent for Immediately.
He is now a little better.
Mrs. J. J. Henderson from the
Cities, came up last Monday to at
tend the funeral of her brother, H.
Parsons, who passed away suddenly.
having been sick only from Wednes.
day to Saturday evening.
Charlie Olson Sundayed at
Irving.
Mrs. Tom Nelson was in Willmar
last Monday between trains.
He Is Coming.
Look out for the Fortune Hunter!
He is coming soon.
Roumania.
Roumanias population is only $6.3OO,-
600, yet it could place $4,000 men in
the field if war came
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-12-07
Not 4 Defaultar.

Not Defaulter.
Think OF any one suspecting that
the Fortune Hunter was a defaulting
bank cashier! Well, he was accused
OF that crime, and complex problem
Is presented.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-12-07
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Norway Lake, Dec. S - John
Skaalerud returned from Canada
last Wednesday where he has spent
the summer.
Mrs. Elizabeth Markell arrived
from the Twin Cities last Thursday
after lengthy stay with friends
and relatives.
Martin Walby returned from d.
kota last Thursday where he has
been doing carpenter work.
Filing Willard returned from d.
kota last week where he has en-
joyed a visit with relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. 0. M. johnson, of
St. Cloud. are visiting at S. A. Sy-
VERSIONS place.
A baby girl arrived at the home
Of Mr.. and Mrs. August Dengerud
some time ago.
Miss Augusta Mostue returned
from Sacred Heart sometime ago
where she has been dressmakinQ.
Mrs. McGalvey of Willmar has
been visiting at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. Walter Nelson.
Christian Rustad, of Sacred
Heart. made few days. visit with
his brother, M. 0. Rustad and fam
lily.
Alfred Gordhammer and Dick
Larson made an important business
trip to Willmar last week.
M. O. Rustad returned from
Montana last week.
Oscar and Martin Peterson, of
Eagle Lake. are visiting at An
drew Stene's place.
Miss Hanna Hatelstad visited
with friends at West Lake last
Sunday.
There were services in the East
Norway Lake church last Sunday
by Rev. Bogstad of Fargo. N. D.
The young people are taking ad-
vantage of the beautiful ice on
Lake Merry.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-12-07
Concert at SVea.

The Skoglund Orchestra assisted
by Miss Anna Fridlund, will give a
musical program at Svea Lutheran
church, Dec. Is Thursday evening
at 8 o'clock. The following pro-
gram will be given:
Observation-Disclosures. Golden Bell''
Vocal SOLO" When Song is Sweet
Hulda Skoglund.
Orchestra-Overture "Chancellor. -
Clarionet Solo-Overture "Cava-
lier' Walter Skoglund.
Orchestra Waltz Sweetheart.
Speech-Luther E. Falk.
Orchestra-March blue Streak
Vocal Duet-"Across the Bar" FL
len and Walter Skoglund.
Observation-Disclosures "The Belle"
Clarionet Solo-"Ienth Air Varie'
Walter Skoglund.
Orchestra-March "Devolto.
Observation-Disclosures "HazeP'.
Admission of Is cents will be
charged for the program. A lunch
will be served by the Y. P. S. after
the program.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-12-07

Don't send job of printing out
of town before the TRIBUNE has
had the chance to figure on it.
mound City Paints may cost q
trife more, but!
4-52 John Iundquist.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-12-07
Arne Sandven, of Litchfeld, was
a Sunday guest of MIR. and Mrs. o.
A. Sandven.

w. H. Greenleaf. went to Benson
Monday for a short stay.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-12-07

trof. A. N. Gilbertson arrived
Saturday evening from a several
months European trip.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-12-07
Roumania,'

Roumania.
Roumania' population is only $6.5O0.-
600, yet it could place $4,000 men in
the field if war came
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-12-07

He Is Coming.
Look out for the Fortune Hunter!
He is coming soon.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-12-07

Miss Clara Bloomquist has gone
to Duluth to remain some time.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02
A SINGULAR REQUEST.

A peculiar fate is sad to overnans
the family of the late Sir Julian Gold
Smid. An ancestor Of his, so says the
legend, once gave shelter to rabbi,
who at his death left to him a be-
quest of mysterious box which was
on no account to be opened until after
the customary seven days of mourn
ing. If opened before that time a
curse would fall upon the family.
Curiosity got the better of supersti-
ton, and the box was opened before
the seven days were up. In it was
found document which said that as
the injunction of the rabbi had not
been needed no future owner of the
estate would be succeeded by a son.
And such, strangely enough, has been
the case ever since.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02

Daniel Webster once told a friend
that his great speech in reply to
Hayne, which is the high water mark
of modern eioquence, but which at the
time was supposed TO have been deliv-
cred without preparation, had been
substantially prepared long before
When called upon suddenly to reply
to the fiery Carolinian's attacks, which
so alarmed the New Englanders at the
capital, he was entirely at ease and
ready for the fray, for. as he said. he
had only to turn to his notes tucked
away in II pigeonhole." and refresh
his recollection. eff Hayne." he said.
had tried to make speech to fit my
notes he could not have hit them bet
ter. No man is inspired by the occa-
sion. I never was'
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02
The hurry nablt.

The most exasperating citizen en-
counter" says the retired professor,
lis the chap who's always excusing
himself for his neglect of you on the
ground that he's too busy to pause a
second. His days and nights are so
full, the demands upon his time are SO
many and so urgent, that you must
forgive him if he appears rude. You're
willing to forgive him for anything if
he'll only forget to apologize. There
are thousands of such citizens buzz
zing like tops. trotting around a circle
as big as a silver dollar and getting
from SIS to $50 week out Of life-if
they have luck-while their deliberate
neighbor next door'll sit down and
think a few minutes and earn 100000
a year" Duluth Herald.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02
Birth of Modern Science.

Modern science may be said to have
its source in the famous museum of
Alexandria. Students went there by
thousands to follow mathematics,
chemistry, anatomy, botany and FOOL
ogy. After the long interregnum Of
the scholastic period Lord Bacon took
up the thread that had been dropped
by the AleXandrians and in his" Novum
Organum' laid the foundation of the
1nductive method, out of which most
Of our modern scientific discoveries
have come. Bacon was not himself a
practical scientist, but he furnished the
instrument with which others were to
work for the conquest Of nature and
her subjugation to man.-New York
American.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02
President Helps Orphans.

Hundreds of orphans have been
helped by the President of the Indus.
trial and Orphans Home at Macon,
Ga, who writes: 1--WE have used Elec-
trio Bitters in this Institution for nine
years 1t has proved most excellent
medicine tor Stomach, Liver and Kid
ney troubles. We regard it as one Of
the best family medicines on earth. ("
1t lnvigorates all vital organs, purifies
the blood, aids digestion. creates ap-
petite. To strengthen and build up
pale, thin, weak children or run down
people, it has no equal Best for fe-
male complaints. Only SOC at w A
Sans, Drug Store.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02
Weather Forecast.

Il do not think" says Edmund Yates
in his book. ''Recollections and Expert
ences," Il ever met a man more hope
lessly deaf than Charles Kemble at
seventy. Some of us were sitting one
afternoon at the Garrick club when a
tremendous thunderstorm broke over
the house.
"1t ragged with extraordinary fury,
one clap exploding with terrific noise
Immediately above us like a volley of
artillery.
1--WE looked round at each other al
most in horror when Charles Kemble,
who was calmly reading. lifted his
eyes from his book and said in his
trumpet tone. 4 think we are going to
have some thunder; 1 feel it in my
knees"
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02
Russia Leather.

When Marshall Jewell was minister
to Russia he discovered the secret Of
making Russia leather by his sense of
smell The Russians use birch bark
tar in dressing skins instead of tallow
and grease. By literally following his
nose one day on visit to q large Rus
sian leather tannery Jewell CHANGED
upon the secret compound in a large
kettle. He recognized the odor of the
birch bark and reported the discovery
to his government AS u result genuine
Russia leather goods are now being
made in this country.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02

"What are you looking so glum
about?'
Il have a raging toothache"
"Pshaw! Pain is all imaginary"
Think so?"
Il know it. Just think you haven't
got it and it will vanish"
would you mind letting me drop
this flatiron on your toe?"
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02

"hCH lIS Japanese ACNSfIiSS,
The japanese have an original way
of advertising, and they apply to the
art all the poetry that their oriental
imagination is capable Of. They have
recourse to the most varied and i'm
provised methods, and their combna-
tons are sometimes as picturesque as
they are original. A Japanese mer-
chant informs his customers that his
goods are sent off with the rapidity Of
a shot. A statiOner calls his knowl-
edge of natural history to his aid thus:
"Our wonderful paper is as durable as
the hide of an elephant" A Tokyo
grocer borrows from psychology and
in mordant language announces that
"our vinegar of extra quality is sharp
err than the bitterness of the most dia-
bolical of mothers-in-law."
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02
Beyond His Capacity.

Didn't you come back rather sud
denly from your vacation|
/ swell, you see, was the only man
among ten women at the resort"
"What was the matter with that|'
Nothing, only before | knew it l
was engaged to the entire ten"
"And did they make it hot for yOu?"
'No; they were pleasant enough
about it."
'Then why didn't you stay?'
81 ducked when three more women
got off the train"
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02
The Mosquito Family.

The mosquito family is large one.
as might be suspected. The experts
nave captured, identified and classified
no less than 125 different species. In
addition to the simon pure MOSQUITO.
there are any number of counterfeits.
Scores Of them are so closely allied TO
the real thing in looks, buzz and other
characteristics as to be mistaken by
tue amateur for member of the
original family.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02

To keep your health sound: to avoid
the ills of advancing years; to conserve
your physical forces for a ripe and
healthful old age, guard your kidneys
by taking Foley's Kidney Remedy. For
ale by all druggists.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02


Yes, swat EN-, spot 'em.
Biff and bling with sticks
Or bricks or anything
Your mitt if it
Is strong and true.
A towel too. will d.
Pursue the pesky varmint 10 its lair.
And there don't spare
Its feelings, life or child or wife
Or kith or kin. Pitch in and win.
Get on its tracks with ak
Or gun or any weapon meath the sun
Try traps. Perhaps they'll land bunch.
Put poison where they fare for lunch.
Use any method that you will,
But XIII and kill
Stay on, McDuf, BE rough.
Don't stop though they should cry,
Enough"
Your bloody flag must not be furled
Until we have a fiyless world,
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02
Some Provocatior

HE refuses to drown the kittens
for his wife"
TOO teLder hearted?"
"Yes."
That's al. put on. saw him yes
terday swinging his arms and shout
ing Kill the umpirer"
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02

1t really seems disproportionate that
it takes so little to make some people
mad and so much to please them.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02
Accommodations.

Pretty swell restaurant we were
in"
Yes. and l noticed you didn't tip
the waiter. Isn't that allowed?
Yes, but l forgot about it."
Il wish had a memory like that"
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02

We are often admonished to keep
our poise, and the admonisher seems
to forget that we must first get it.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02
, HurnOr and
} Philosophy
By DUNCAN n. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

ONE of two things generally con
Germs US. but when we have to be
concerned about two of one things we
want to select the thing ourselves.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02

Il like my dressmaker so much"
That's a good thing"
Isn't it,"
She is very stylish, l SUPPOSE?
Not 50 very, but she hardly eve
sends in a bill"
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02

Finished Product So Different.
sit is awfully funny"
what is awfully funny?"
you know Mrs. Brown?
Eyes"
swell, she takes in washing"
"What of it?"
sand she let's out rooms"
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02
lonuinn.

If Cook did not discover
The very northn1Ost spot
I'd like to be as close to it
AS the explorer got.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02

When you sit down hard on some
people you often find the seat uncom-
Portable.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02

1t is easier to want the good opinion
of others than it is to get it.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02

A man who is fussy about his neck
ties ought to keep his shoes well pol
ished-but does he?
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02

The man who works for So a day
isn't apt to get arrested for disordery
conduct.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02

People who are having theories as
q business seldom lack practice of hav-
ing tn en-
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02

Do the best you can all the time and
sou will at least keep busy.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02
ook a Tumble

JUN a UTnDTe,
I'VE don't see the old fashioned min.
strel show any more"
NO"
Have the end men all died?"
No; just got ashamed of them.
selves"
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1910-09-02
j. III. { DIV A RID S
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
MA BLETON, GA.

Offers his professional service to the
people of the Southwestern portion Of
Cobb county. Will do general prsc.
tice. Nigat calls promptly responded
to.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-09-20
INQUIRY INTO LORIMER'S
ELECTION IS STARTED
Committee Of Which Burrows Ia
Chairman Will Take Evidence,
But Final Action In Washington.

CHICAGO. Sept. 20.-Inquiry into
the methods OF which Senator Will
lam Lorimer obtained his seat In the
United States senate was commenced
today. All the members OF the sub
committee OF the senate are here
with the exception of Senator Frazier
of Tennessee. who wired that he was
on the way, and Senator Buckley, OF
Connecticut. who will not be here
until later. Senators Gamble, OF
South Dakota. and Paynter. OF Ken
lucky, arrived today.
While the regular sessions do not
commence until tomorrow, Senator
Burrows. chairman OF the committee
said that conferences would be held
today TO determine the method of pro
cedure and the scope OF the inquiry
The meetings today were executive
Senator Burrows said the subsequent
sessions would probably be open.
Senator Lorimer appeared at the
Congress hotel where the committee
will meet and strolled about the lobby
during the morning but did not NEE
any of his colleagues. He said that
he did not know whether he would
be called before the committee. lie
declared he was not afraid OF the out
come but refused TO discuss his testi-
mony. He has retained Attorney FL
bert Hanecy to look after his In
terests.
Senator Burrows said the real hear
ing OF the bribery charges will com.
mence tomorrow. unless II Is found
necessary to issue subpenas Tor WIZ
nesses. This is not likely though
Subjenas will be issued. however
later, for those who refuse to appear
without summons.
Senator Burrows said that the
committee would merely take the cyl.
dence and turn II over to the fuil
committee at Washington and would
not try to reach conclusion at the
Chicago sessions.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-09-20
N. Y. POLICE COMMISSIONER
TO BE BUSTED FROM OFFICE
Acting Mayor Mitchell Makes An
nouncement After Expose OF
Gambling In Tenderdoin.

NEW YORK, Sept. 20.-As a result
OF the recent expose OF gambling and
wide open conditions In New York's
tenderloin, Commissioner William f.
Baker, head Of New York's police de-
partment, is to be removed as soon as
Mayor Gaynor returnS to the city hall
Announcement to This effect was
made today by ActinA Mayor Mitchell
following his conference last night
with Mayor Gaynor.
II Is Also expected that an investiga'
ton will be made OF the charges that
a well-known police officer In charge
of certain precincts in Manhattan has
been collecting q graft fund OF ap-
proximately 100000 a month during
the time the lid has been of.
II never opened gambling house
In New York nor never knew a pro-
fessional gambler to do 80 without
first making arrangements with the
police" was the statement made by
AL Adams, the one-time king OF
gambling in New York, a short time
before his suicide. This statement OF
Adams which has never been ques-
toned, is being cited at this time
when desperate efforts are being made
by the investigators OF District At
torney Whitman and Acting Mayor
Mitchell to find the Men higher up
who have been getting the graft as
a result OF the recent wide-open condi.
ton In the tenderloin. Suspicion Is
not directed at Commissioner Baker
as the man, but he Is being criticised
for not having broken up the existing
conditions.