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Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
The Biz Show.

The personally conducted tourists
were viewing the Egyptian pyramids.
Goodness gracious!" calculated
Mrs. Newrocks, 1T must have cost a
pile of money to build them"
"Surest thing you know" said Mr.
Newrocks; "but don't imagine for a
moment that any one tourist agency
stood for all the expense-it was
probably jackpot AFFAIR.""
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
She Went to Bed,

We're Is years old)-"What does
transatlantic mean, mother?"
Mother-"Across the Atlantic, OF
course, but you mustn't bother me-"
Vera-"Does trans always mean
across?"
Mother-"I suppose it does Now, II
you don't stop. bothering me with your
questions l shall send you right to
bed"
Vera (after a few minutes silence)
Then does transparent mean a
cross parent?"
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
500 Reward, 500.

The readers OF this paper win be pleased to learn
that there Is at least dreaded disease that
has been able TO cure In all IT'S stages. and that Is
Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure Is the only positive
cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease requires q constItu-
tonal treatment Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken In
ternaly. acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the system. thereby destroying the
foundation OF the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and assist
ing nature In doing its work. The proprietors have
80 much faith in It's curative powers that they offer
One Hundred Dollars for any case that II fails TO
cure. Send for list OF testimonials
Address +. j. CHENEY e. CO.. Toledo. O.
Sold by all Druggists 5sc
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
NEGROES Hunu for Robbino Barn.

Monroeville, Ala.-Calvin Exele and
Sylvester Peyton, negroes, were. found
hanging to tree at Double Branches,
two miles from here. They had been
arrested on charge of robbing the
barn and outhouses of Edgar Bass,
and confessed to the crime.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
His Reason,

Lady-Are you glad school begins in
Just few more days?
Boy-Yes'm.
Lady-You want to get back to
work again, don't you?
Boy--No'm.
Lady-Then why are you glad?
Boy-'Cause they moved me to an
odder district an I want to see If
can't lick de new kids.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
French Women to Vote.

Paris.-A committee of the chamber
Of deputies, of which Ferdinand Buis-
son, Radical Socialist, is president,
favorably reported on Tuesday a bill
comforting on women the right TO
vote for city, communal and depart.
mental councillors, and making them
eligible for election to these offices.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
Enqine Exploded.

Ell Paso, Texas.-A freight engine on
the Texas & Pacific railroad exploded
at Odessa, east of here, killing the en-
gineer and fireman and seriously in
juring the brakeman. The body of En-
gineer William Oliver was blown q
hundred yards from the track.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
Ancient City Modernlzed.

Tarsus, the ancient city In Asia MI
nor, where the apostle Paul was born,
Is now Illuminated by electricity. The
power is taken from the Cydnus river.
There are now In Tarsus 450 electric
street lights and about GOO incandes-
cent lights for private use.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
Professor Herter Dead.

New York Christian Archibald
Herter, professor of pharmacology
and therapeutics in Columbia univer-
sity and author of several books on
medical subjects, is dead at his home
here of pneumonia.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
Your Livers
Your Life

A dead liver means swful sick.
ness-dont let it come-when
It can be prevented. Cascarets
keep the liver lively and bowels
regular and ward off serious,
fatal illness, on
CAScARETS-1uc bou-weeks treat.
naent. All druggists. Biggest seller
In the world. Million boxes q month.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
What He Calls Himself.

Willie-Father, a man Is always a
bachelor before he gets married, isn't
he?
Father-Yes, my son.
Willie-And what does he call him
self afterwards?
Father wouldn't like to tell you.
my son.-Brooklyn Life.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
The Ancient Egyptian.

For a long time the visitor to the
great museum stood gazing at the
Egyptian mummy swathed in band.
ages.
Tell me one thing he ventured.
what is 1t, sir?" asked the guide.
"Wlas it automobile or aeroplane
accident? "-Chicago News.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
Want to Tap the Pork Barrel.

Washington.-The fight for pork
in the river and harbor appropriation
bill, is on in earnest, and many i'm.
provements of waterways are being
urged on congress. Several members
already have introduced bills on the
suhiact
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
In Perplexjtv.


Michael Dolan, an is 1t yourself?"
Eyes; sure 1t u.s."
well, we know thot bletherin' spal
peen, Wildly Castigan's second hus
band?"
THAT / do"
HE bet me a bob to a pint ]
couldn't swally an egg without break
In the shell ov It,"
"An' we did it?"
II did,"
Then phwat's ailin' ye?"
TITS doom there" laying his hand
on the lower part of his waistcoat. IF
| jump about I'll break 1t and cut me
stomach wild the shell, an II | kape
quiet it'll hatch and I'll have a Shang-
hal rooster scratchin' me inside"
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
Fire Threatens Whole Town.

Marion, O.-The entire business
section was in danger of being de.
stroyed by fire which broke out Tues
day about o'clock In the Grand op-
era house. After hard work the fire
was got under control.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10

Mas ALI Riuhf.

Howard-Did you telephone Mrs.
Howard that | would be detained at
the office until midnight?
Office Boy-Yes, sir.
And what did she say?"
Said she didn't blame you-she had
made an engagement to go to the the
alter tonight herself Smart Set.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
None In Stock.

A welldressed woman paused In
front of the chestnut vendors stand.
Are they wormy?" she asked
mo, ma am" he answered blandly.
did you want them with worms7"
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
Letter to
DR.. kllmer \ Co.
Binshsnton, N. Y.

Prove What Swami. Root Will Do For You
Send to DR.. Kilmer & Co.. Bingham
ton, N. Y, for sample bottle. 1t will
convince anyone. You will also receive
booklet of valuable information, telling
all about the kidneys and bladder. When
writing, be sure and mention this paper.
For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty.
cents and one-dollar.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
Hadn't Come His Way.

1T is reported that there are more
bank notes in circulation now than
ever before in the history of the coun.
try"
Have you found out where they are
circulating?"
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
Thorouah.

you are an optimism"
II am" replied Mr.. Dustin Stax 81
not only hope for the best, but make
practical arrangements to get 1t"
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
Discourauinu.

George" said her husbands wife,
II don't believe you have smoked one
Of those cigars / gave you on your
birthday"
That's right, my DEAR" replied his
wife's husband. I'm going to keep
them until our Willie wants to learn
to smoke"
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
A Mcritorjous Act.

Mr.. Cynic-Tell me one thing you
ever did for your fellow men?
Mr.. Optim--This morning | kicked
banana peel off a sidewalk. Judge.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10

One Thing That viii Live Forever,
PETTIT'S EYE SALVE, first box sold in
1907, 100 years ago, sales increase yearly.
All druggists or Howard Bros. Buffalo, NY.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10

Thousands of country people know that
in time of sudden mishap or accident
Hamlins Wizard Oil is the best substi-
tute for the family doctor That is why
it is SO often found upon the shelf.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
A Matter of Conscience.

Bessie wonder why several of the
men at the wedding the other night
didn't congratulate the bridegroom?
james, suppose it was because
they were all married themselves.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10

Hope is expecting something we
know won't happen.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10

What the heart knows the mint
may as well accept
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
Certain Evidence,

HAS the Outlook come this week?"
II haven't heard it yet. Life.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10

Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing Syrup.
Forchildren teefning, softens tho gums reducesin-
nammation aays pain. cures wind collie. BIC bottle.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
Food for Thought.

Wife-"My dear, the hens have
scratched up all that egg plant seed
you sowed."
Professionally! jealousy"
(And he wrote 20-page article on
the Development of Envy in the
Minds of the Lower Grade of Bipeds.)
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
Han No Imagination.

Mistress-"What kind of a time did
you have?"
Maid (rapturously)-"A drame of a
tonne"
Mistress Surprised dream!
thought 1t was e.'-Baltimor
American
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
The Way to Find Him.

my wife and are going to spend a
few months with her people at
Strong's Corners" said the meek little
man, land l want you to mail your pa
per to me"
"Yes," said the clerk, whats your
name?"
"Well--er--to make sure, guess
you'd better address it: Mary Strong's
Husband, Strong's Corners"
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10

It's easy making money and hard
mastering It.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10

There Is but one virtue and that II
moderation.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10

It's no use praying to be delivered
from temptation unless you want to
be divorced from sin.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
Severe Punishment.

Belle-And did you make her eat
her own words
Beulah--Eat 'em? made her
Fletcherize 'em.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
The Difference.

Griggs-After all the difference be-
tween man and woman is one of wear
and tear.
Briggs--What do you mean?
Griggs-Man spends his money fool
ishly on tear and woman on wear.
Boston Transcript.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10

81 apu CIOil.
The Sexton-What success?
The Preacher-Fine. Nobody knew
the difference till deacon went to
the loft to take up the collection.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-12-10
A Gentle Hint.

Helm afraid you are cold. Shall
/ take off my coat and put 1t around
you?
She-You may put your coat around
me, but why take II off?
Arizona republican., 1910-02-20
$I co Dollars Reward, $iOO

The readers of this paper will be pleas ed to learn that there Is at least one dreaded riiacase that science has been able to cure fin all it's. stages. and that is catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now known 10 the medical fraternity. Catarrn being a con- stitutional disease, requires constitu- tional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the founda- tion of the disease, and giving the pa tient strength by building up the com stitution and assisting nature in doing it's work The proprietors have so much faith in Its curative powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials. Address:
 F. J. CHENEY & CO, Toledo, O.
 Sold by Druggists. 75c.
 Take Halls Family Pills for constlpa ton.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-20
4 " U s E " F " ' s

The statuesque blonde to the right,
 first column, used to pound keys for gEouchy grain speculator in Wall strcef. : She earned $3t per week.- and
 got SIP. but she was content as long as she was a typist She was willing to flirt with the Remington twelve , hours a day. but she decided to in clude the boss. The grain speculating
 business was Al with her as long as the speculator growled, but one day he smiled and she told him to write a check for what was coming to her. and then she walked over to a theatrical agency and queried: If l can sing -a little and wink a little, do you think the bald-headcd row will object to my kicking q little?" It hasn't so far.
 Cherusing has bean juggling beaten all ways from the joker. the little girl with the twinkle testifies to that Honest" she says. "I had awful poor luck until l cut out the hashing That place I slung soup at. the main squeeze charged me up with napkins that felloWsd put in their pockets thnkin 'em handkerchiefs. He looked crOss-eyed at us every time we. would slip over an extra lump of. oleo to a customer that resembled a 10-cent tip. They never had a loss account at that joint The help had to stand the wear and tear Do you wonder that l beat it?'
 The pronounced brunette had to go home. Her folks lowed actor folk ought to be burned at the stake. They lived in Waterloo. street. and went in for much academies, but were shy on other phases of education She could warble a whole lot better than a lark and she knew it She was plum dippy over the show business, but there was nothing stirring. Fa- ther said nix" and mother echoed. So TriXie tore up her bedquilt-to be romantic. you understand she could have snuck downstairs-made a rope of it. slid downstairs and hiked down town. There was vacancy in the broiler seNtet and she fit like she was made for it. The next season she per suaded her parents to go see her act up and they found it wasn't so worse.
 You wouldn't think to see Miss Hel- en Tilden trip the fantastics that sine was ever awkward. But she must have been, for she is her own ac- cuser. Gee it was fierce my first week, three years ago. when I first went from the banks of the Wabash to Chicago and a musical comedy. The stage manager bawled me out so much that I wished I was back on my Indiana homestead .-uilking cows. But he had a right to-I was the human limit for stupidity The director turned out to he the best friend 1 had He is the kindest man. only you would never suspect it the way he storms. But say. 1 kinder like n man man, don't y9u?"
 Miss Edwards had frecilles till she learned how to iron them out. She was scared to death when .:slie- tuade her first application. \ runInny clerk in a New York booking office tried to kid her because she blushed and she ran. crying. four blocks up Broad way. Then she got a chocolate -sHn-. dae and tried another place. IL took her two weeks to become sophisti- cated. One pale associate joshed her
Arizona republican., 1910-02-20
WHY CHORUS GIRLS IN THE
 FRED MILL" ARE DIFFERENT

In the ordinary musical comedy there are always from dozen tc thirty chorus girls. Usually some of them are far from pretty, few oi them can really sing. less than half betray any intelligence, or compre- hension of the ideas and business they are supposed to he carrying out and few do their work with any en- thusiasm or apparent pleasure.
 When the Red Mill.'' the greatest of all musical comedies ever turned out by Victor Herbert and Henry Blossom. comes to the Elks' theater next Thursday night and Friday mat inee, theatergoers will see d crowd of girls that are different. In the first place. only three or four of the twenty-three have ever been on the stage before, and consequently the excitement, applause, glitter and dag gle of the footlights stimulates them into working with a dash and en- thusiasm which is tremendously re- freshing. Next, every girl is well educated. accustomed to good living and the luxuries' of life. so that they have that indescribabIe air of refine ment which only good breeding can lmpart Likewise. they know how to carry themselves and wear their cos tunes, no matter if in their quaint Dutch or evening dresses. they act as though they were accustomed to something and not as though they were made up for a masquerade. The question is often asked: Where do they all come from?"
 Some were born to it. some achiev- ed it, and some had it thrust upon them. They come from every which where. They are the products of the farm. the village. the church, the fac tory. the restaurant. the office, the home
 Working girls enter the chorus be- cause it offers better pay, more in dependence and more chances for ad- vancement than any other means of livelihood. Mentally they rank high in their class. they are the ambitious souls. ever striving upward against their environment.
 The way they get on" is as va ried as the places from which they hail. To some it is easy. to others it is a long struggle. It is not so diff ficult for a good looking girl with grace of movement and a passable voice to get d job in the merry merry. The mistake a great many make is in going after the wrong thing. It is essential to know the proper persoR to approach.
 Three of the clevcrest members of the Red Mill'' beauty squad. herein depicted, graduated from choirs to the stage When they had overcome their own and their relatives prciu- dices. it wasn't hard proposition for them. They started at it in a business like manner. They hunted up a reputable producer and went to him with their stories. Their voices. in a measure, had been trained and were good. The director. ear tuned to the proper caper. caught the wealth of tone behind the anna teur's embarrassed "tryout" It wasn't long until they were singing like all "git out"
Arizona republican., 1910-02-20
"rHE RED MILL"


 ''The Red Mill" which will grind for the first time at the Elks' theater next Th.rsday night and a special matinee for. ladies and children on Friday after noon, is the one comic opera triumph of the past season to receive the en- dorsement of the dramatic critics and the paying public as well; in fact. the privileged dead heads" voted it the one supreme comic opera success of the year. The Red Mir might be termed a musical comedy in two acts. Mir Blossom. always clever. wrote the dialogue and lyrics. and Victor Her bert wrote all the music. Both com bned have made a play that will last as long, if not longer. than any comic opera The story has to do with two rowing Americans who are doing" Europe for the first time. but find when they strike the Continent that their extravaganza has led them to almost financial ruin. They are dis covered in an attempt to escape from the hotel. leaving their baggage behind. are apprehended. arrested and tried. and are, sentenced by the Burgomaster to work out their sentence to the inn keeper Then begins a series of com pIications. and eXcrueiating situations which are brought to a climax in the first act, where they are helping two lovers to escape and go to the extreme in rescuing an imprisoned maiden from the mill by means of the revolving blades of fans. which they use to as cend and descend with the girl.
 One wholel season on Broadway. New York. should be sufficient guarantee to assail any challenge. Thousand of New Workers have gone time and again to see Con Kidder and Kid COnnor. in their various characters and to listen catchiest themes. while the different types of girls which form the chorus. and the cute little Dutch Riddles, six in number to say nothing of the ex- quisite costumes and stage settings. should prove enough of allurement to fill any theater The production here will be replica of the New York or ganization and will include an eXcep- tionally clever cast. with Bert O. Swor as Con Kidder. Frank Woods as Kid ConnOr. otto Koerner. Alvin Laughlin. Carl Hartberg. s. w. Scott. Harry R McLain, Cecil Summers and the Misses Agnes Major. Vernice Mar tyn, Mabel de Nordendorf. Helen Hill den, Georgia Harvey and chorus of fifty, including the six little Dutch Riddles, also an augmented orchestra.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-20
What Some peopIe Do.

Some people let trifling thing like weak nerves rurfalong because they think it will remedy itself. If they would take Sexinc Pills in time they would save many dollar. and be strong and able to work besides. s1 a box. boxes &. with full guarantee Tor all forms of nerve weakness. Ad- dress or call Elvey & Hulet, where they sell all the-> principal remedies and do not substitute.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-20

Call and see the machine that makes Shredded Wheat Biscuit at J. w. Dor Iis Grocery today. .-- .,-. ds
Arizona republican., 1910-02-20

about the freckIcs, shc smiled at the pallid lady's steady, who rather ad- mired pretty teeth. The ioliying from that quarter stopped hurriedly.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-20

Guests of the Ingleside club went on a picnic to the north side of Camel back mountain Tuesday. Those who enjoyed the little excursion were Mr. and Mrs. G. F. Wilson. MT. and Mrs C. B. Scourds, MT. and Mrs. John H. Arringdale. Miss Margaret and John
Arizona republican., 1910-02-20

Early Rose Seed Potatoes for sale by Crump Hay & Grain CO. dr
Arizona republican., 1910-02-20

Early Rose Seed Potatoes for sale by Crump Hay & Grain Co., dr
Arizona republican., 1910-02-20

Dr. Emmohs. optical parlors.-95 N. Fourth avenue. If
Arizona republican., 1910-02-20

Mrs. Harrv Kennedy will entertain with bridge Thursday, March third, to Mrs. Eugene Siiker of Flagstaff. Mrs. Sliker is spending this week in Cananea with her brother, Colin Bury. and before returning to the latter part of the. month will be the guest of Mrs. George Bux- ton in Bisbee.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-20

Mir. and Mrs. Kenneth Lord and Miss Hammond of Castle Hot Springs were guests of the Ingleside club during aviation week.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-20

A. Arringdale.' Jr.,- Mrs. Warren Me- Arthur, Charles McArthur and Harry Collis. q
Arizona republican., 1910-02-20

{. Miss Amra Wallace of Stockton. California. is the guest of MT. and Mrs. Jack Rinehart. She will remain until spring.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-20

There will be meeting of the home economies department of the Woman's club. Mrs. w. w. McNeff chairman, on Monday afternoon. February twen- ty-first. at the home of Mrs. Ira J. Johnson. 634 North First avenue. Sub ject. Cheese and Its Many Uses" Mrs O. E. Plath. Mrs. H. H. McNeil. Mrs. George Viekers and Mrs Louis Melczer will demonstrate Welsh rarebit; Mrs J. C. Hurley. cheese sandwiches: Mrs. S. R. Mitchell. toasted cheese on crack CTS. Other choice cheese recipes will be given by members of the depart ment.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-20

There will be tennis and golf tournament at the Country club on Washington's birthday. Luncheon will be served.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-20
Abont Phoenix People

Continued from page one)
Arizona republican., 1910-02-20

Miss Marcella Eaton of Seattle ar rived Thursday and will spend a few months here the guest of Mrs. Frank Hilderbran.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-20

Miss Grace Gordon of Grand Rapids spent a-Meeik here. leaving Tuesday for Los Angeles.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-20

Miss-fEancis Babcock left Monday after a a-ASeek's stay here the guest of Mrs. LIZ Hewins