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The Washington herald., 1910-11-27
LOST AT SEA.
Four Men of a Wrecked SchOOner's
Crew Missing.

juneau. Alaska. Nov 2s.-Four mem
bers OF the crew OF the schooner Sea
Light which was wrecked near Cape
Omaney. at the southern end of Baranof
Island. are believed TO have been lost IN
storm that swept the North Pacific on
Monday. The Sea Light, which had
eight men in her crew, was wrecked nve
days ago. The men set out in two dories'
four In each boat One of the boats ar
rived at Sitka to-day and reported the
wreck of the schooner and the probable
loss of the men in the other dory When
last seen the missing dory was being
tossed by a heavy sea and appeared to
be sinking. The four men who reached
Sitka to-day were in famished eondi-
ton
The Washington herald., 1910-11-27

conference be held in advance of the next
Democratic national convention.
Mr.. Mack pooh-poohed the idea that
the national committee be convened, and
that its assembling be the occasion for
the conference
After the meeting and after Messrs.
Clark and Mack had learned all they
wanted to know they said, when pressed
for expressions OF opinion. that they had
nothing to add 10 what they had said IN
the conference room.
A working committee will be appointed
by the Maryland committee 10 attend TO
all the details connected with the coming
celebration.
The Washington herald., 1910-11-27
GUILLOTINE FOR AGITATOR.
French Death Sentence for Man
who Made Murder Suggestion.

Paris, Nov pa jury in the Court Of
Assizes at Rouen. to-day. imposed the
death penalty upon Durand, secretary Of
the Coal Handlers Union. who had been
convicted of melting the murder OF a
foreman named Donge in the course Of
the strike on the docks at Havre In Sep
tender. when Donge had abandoned his
comrades and returned 10 work The
actual participants. VINO beat Donge to
death on the street, We've condemned to
terms of from eight to fifteen years inn
prisonment at hard labor.
The evidence introduced showed that on
the day preceding the murder Durand
had introduced a motion TO get rid of
Donge," and that the union had adopted
the motion with but single dissenting
voice. The leaders of the General Con-
federation OF Labor IN Paris charge that
the verdict was inspired by Premier
BRANDS recent attitude toward trades
unions, and they have called a public
meeting to protest against the sentences.
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nnnce nt RaekriIIe.

Rockville. Md. Nov. 26-The members
OF Roekville's younger social set gave an
enjoyable dance in Masonic Hall last
evening. 1t was attended by large num-
Der Of the young people of the com
munity. and was in charge of a COM
mittee composed of Lucius Lamar. Ed
mund Jones, Clements Offutr. and Jesse
Higgins The chaperons were Mrs. Alex
ander r Prescott. MrsNF II. Able, and
Miss Priscilla Dawson
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BURGLAR HAS REFORMED.
f. VI. Martin Involved I'm Theft of
George Washington Silver.

George Washington silver.
Norfolk. va, Nov. 8.-After serving
twenty years in the Virginia State peni-
tentiary on different sentences. one OF
which was for being implicated in the
robbery OF Bishop A NJ GIL fuckers S
residence. in this city, when original
George Washington silver plate was a
part OF the loot OF the burglars. r. NJ.
Martin. seventy years old. claims that he
has reformed
The police tonight furnished him with
ticket 10 Petersburg, where Martin
says that he will spend the balance Of
his days with a niece. who has offered
him a good home. Martin served through
the civil war on the Confederate side.
After the conflict he started into his
criminal career, and his picture now
adorns the rogues' gallery in many cities
throughout the South.
All the George Washington silver plate
which was stolen from Bishop Tucker
has never yet been recovered. II is sup
posed TO have been taken 10 a fence"
in Baltimore, where II was melted up and
later sold as bullion.
The Washington herald., 1910-11-27
HERALD NEWS SUMMARY.

Pages.
l-pemocrats Plan Harmony Dinner.
-Four Ai1nen Fly over Richmond.
Battle Fought in Mexico.
Factory Girls Die in Fire.
2-Increase in Rates Favored.
Padding Frauds in Coast Cities.
Editorial.
6-Want Permanent Tariff Board.
7-Drexel Tells of Sensations.
Tucker To Fight Machine.
S-News from European Capitals.
9-Auto News and Gossip.
Eiks' Festival opens Tomorrow.
JOY and Danger IA Auto Racing.
l0-Riding School Soon to Open.
PART TWO.
Depew a Cemetery Director.
News of Society.
Debutantes Of the Season.
Suburban Social Notes
Holiday shopping Suggestions.
Fraternal News and Gossip.
The Week in Music
News of the New York Theaters.
Plays on the Local Stage.
q. z. o. Items of Interest
Russia's Greatest Spy Dead.
PART THREE.
Maker OF the Phonograph.
British Parliament Needs Reforming
= Help for the Prisoners.
Washington Growing Morally Better
Arts and Crafts Now Pouf,lar
THE White Cat''-A Serial
Doilies for Pincushion Cover.
Burning Daylight "A Serial.
Smiles Made to Bring Beauty.
The Optimist Corner.
Colored Neckwear Popular.
REAL ESTATE SECTION.
SPORTING SECTION
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Culpeper, Va. Nov 26.-Capt. john L.
Caynor. one OF the oldest Confederate
veterans in all this section Of Virginia.
died at his home near Brandy Station. in
this county. this evening in the eighty
seventh year of his age. Capt. Caynor
was mentioned by his superior officers
many times for galIantry and bravery on
the field
The Washington herald., 1910-11-27
Enen Mussey Camp Nominate.

The Daughters OF Veterans. Ellen Mus
sey Camp, al their meeting last night
nominated officers for the coming year
They viii be elected on December 10
Friday night Lincoln Camp. Sons of Vet
Grams. nominated Brothers E. r. Rresna-
han and g. r. Scott for commander
Brother Scott was chosen to act as a
member Of the G. A. r. relief committee.
Nomination OF delegates to the annual
G. A. r. encampmgnt viii be made later.
The Washington herald., 1910-11-27
WEATHER FORECAST.

For the District Of Columbia,
Maryland, and Virginia-Gener-
ally fair to-day; tomorrow rain;
rising temperature; light, varia-
bic winds, becoming southerly.
The Washington herald., 1910-11-27
Mr.. NICHOLSON AsIks Divorca

Rockville, Nd, Nov. 2s-Mrs. Josephine
Nicholson, of Silver Spring, this county.
has. through her attorney. John A. Car
rett. of Rockville. instituted suit in the
Circuit Court here for a divorce from
Evan z. Nicholson, who also lives in
this county. The couple were married In
Frederick In April. 1855.
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aIruinrham sneciol

on aud after Sunday. Nov. 2, Southern
Railways Birmingham Special, leaving
Washington 4.15 p. m. daily, win carry
Pullman Observation sleesing car to At
lanta and Birmingham.
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Oppose Definite Action.

When Mr. Clark concluded a general
discussion was opened. II was agreed
that II would be premature and unnsc.
essary to discuss a conference 10 he held
year In advance Of the assembling Of
a House OF Representatives that vonIa
be under Democratic control They aIso
discouraged any suggestion that a Marty
The Washington herald., 1910-11-27
DEMOCRATS SEEK
A UNITED POLICY
COnferencein BaltimoreAs
Harmony.
COMPROMISE Is PLANNED
Big JOllificatiOn to Be Held on
January IL.

Champ Clark and Norman K. Mack
Meet Marylanders, but Give No Enc
eOuragement TO Proposal to Out
line a Definite Course OF Action at
Present TIme-GoV. Crothers Pre-
sides-win Hold Celebration.
The Washington herald., 1910-11-27
SNOW IN WEST.

Montana Has Heaviest FAN of the
Season.
Butte. Mont Nov 26.-The heaviest
snowfall of the season was general
throughout Montana last night, the pre-
cipitation here reaching more than fifteen
inches Helena had fall of eighteen
inches
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Largest Morning Circulation.

%I.25 to baltimore and Return
To-day via Baltimore & Ohio r. r.
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Common Sub FlOorins. sf.50 100 n.
Frank Libbey & Co.. 9Th & N. 7. ave.
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And 500 other Kinds of FIooriHg.
Frank Libbey & Co.. 9Th a n. Y ave
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UniftnOFf a UhiO
Every Saturday and Sunday. All trains
both Ways, both days except Rovai
Limited.
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Georgia So Flooring, S4.O0 PEP 100 n.
Frank Libbey & Co.. 9Th & g. 7. ave.
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Georgia Partitios. $3.50 per 100 n.
Frank Libbsy & co. sth & n. x. are.
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Georgia Fig, Near Rift. sa.75 per Iao.
Frank Llbbey & Co.. 6ta & n. Z. ave.
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Georgia Flooring. Good. g3.2s per Ieo.
Frank Libbey & Co.. 9Th & N. Y. ave.
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Alabama Flooring. Good. s2-25 Ice r..
Frank Libbey & Ca. 9Th & n. Y. ave.
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a portion of q wall fell on him, ,aking
his leg. II is thought that he n also
be internally hurt
1T was horrible sight Fl Mary
Geary, one OF the inspectors Bor The
Continued on Page e, Column :.
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rk fire de-
10 rescue
re over
CT p Chief
Esly h IT when
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deemed too shaky TO per
to get under with safety
Praise Is due to the ]
partment for the efforts
the girls. Several firem
come with smoke, and
Joseph Z. Sloan WAS seris
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-11-04
BABY'S TENDER SKIN
Chafed, Sore and Bleeding Quickly
Cured

Mrs. J. r. Deal, Kansas City, Kans.,
writes.
Il cannct speak too highly Of Res
mol. Wiitr our baby was four months
old she WIS so fat that she chafed In
the a Of her legs and body. She
was SO sore and inflamed that she
bled, and was tretting and crying al
most constantly. Resinol Ointment
was recommended to US. We had
tried everything that could be thought
Of without success, but Resinol cured
her In a very short time. We consider
1t the best household remedy for irri-
tating skin troubles and would not be
without 1t. We are also greatly
pleased with Resinol Soap. 1t is SO
delightfully."- refreshing for the bath"
Resinol Ointment, Resinol Toilet
Soap and Resinol Medicated Shaving
Stick are high grade standard prepar-
ations, and their merit and reliability
have won them a place in millions of
homes. They are for sale at every
drug store on the American Continent
and by all leading chemists in other
countries.
Write for boorIe on Care of the
Skin and Complexion. BookIet and
sample sent free to anyone mentions
Ing this paper. ResinO1 Chemical Co.
Baltimore, Md.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-11-04
Why the sox Gave Thanks.

Alan bad played the entire day with
little brother without an impatient
After saying his customary
prayer that night, his mother suggest
ed that he add: II thank God ! was
not impatient with little brother to-
day This he did with much fer
vency; after which he remarked that
there were some other things he
would like to thank God for, and forth
with he closed his eyes and said:
Il thank God ] offered my candy to
father before taking any myself.
Il thank God ! offered my candy to
mother before taking any myself.
Il thank God I offered my candy to
little brother before taking any my
self.
And I thank God there was some
left. '-Lippincott's.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-11-04
BURNING ITCH CURED
IN A DAY

"In the middle of the night of March
Both l woke up with a burning itch in
my two hands and l felt as if l could
pull them apart. In the morning the
itching had gone to my chest and dur
ing that day it spread all over my
body. l vas red and raw from the top
OF my head to the soles of my feet and
l was in continual agony from the
itching. l could neither lie down nor
sit up. l happened to see about Cuti-
cura Remedies. and l thought l would
give them a trial. l took a good bath
with the Cuticura Soap and used the
.C%uticura Ointment. l put 1t on from
my head down to my feet and then
went to bed. On the first of April I
felt like a new man. The itching was
almost gone. l continued with the
Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment
and during that day the itching COM
pletely left me. Frank Gridley, 1926
East 43rd Street, New York City, Apr.
81, 1902" Cuticura Remedies are sold
throughout the world; Potter Drug Il
Chem. Corp, Sole Props. Boston, Mass.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-11-04

Pinkham's Vegetable Compound made
me q well woman and I have NJ more
backache. I hope I can help others by
telling them what Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has done for
me."-MRs. EMMAIMsE, 1888 FirstSt.,
Milwaukee, Wis.
The above is only one Of the thou
sands Of grateful letters which are
constantly being received by the
Pinkham Medicine Company Of Lynn,
Mass, which prove beyond a doubtthat
Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from roots and herbs,
actually does cure these obstinate dis
eases Of women after all other mean
have failed, and that every such SUI
ering woman owes it to herself to Of
least give Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound a trial before submit
ting to an operation, or giving up
hope of recovery.
Mrs. Pinkham, of Lynn, Mass,
invites all sick women to write
her for advice. She has guided
thousands to health and her
advice is free.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-11-04
SWELLING THE HOTEL BILL
Hotel Keepers Method Of Taxing
Traveller Had at Least the
Method of Novelty.

One Of the things which help swell
the travellers expenses, both in this
country and abroad, is the extra" 1t
may or may not be charged in the bill,
but 1t Is sure to be paid for. Prob
ably even the most generous traveller,
however, will have some sympathy for
the gentleman in the following story
who was made to pay literally for a
certain annoying privilege.
During his stay at the hotel the
weather had been very hot.
Charles" said the landlord to the
clerk who was making out the bill to
be presented to the departing guest,
"bave you noticed that the gentleman
in number seven has consulted the
thermometer on the piazza at least ten
times every morning during his stay
Charleo replied that he had.
Well" said the landlord, charge
him the price of one dinner a day for
the use of the thermometer."-Youth's
Companion.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-11-04
procrastjration.

Il heard a tale the other day of a
postponing chap, who thought he'd buy
a wheel SO gay, but--they will be
cheaper, perhaps And 30 he dallied
year by year. the cheapest wheel to
buy; but long before the cheapest gear,
that zap he had to die! And SO, by
putting off the day, we miss the wine
of life; and some there are in just
that way who thus will miss a wife!
Get busy now, you timid swain, pro-
crastinate no more, for time Is surely
on the wane, and you a bachelor!
Some wait too long to make a pick
of husbands or Of wife, and then
some take a broken stick and make a
mess of life."-H. B. Benedict, in
Judge.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-11-04
Not Easy.

Pat was a married mana very
much married man He had married
no fewer than foul times. and all his
wives were still in the fore. Accord
ing 20 Pats own account before the
court where he was tried for bigamy
ard found guilty, his experiences were
not altogether satisfactory. The
Judge in passing sentence, expressed
his wonder that the prisoner could
be such a hardened villain as to de-
lude so many women.
Yer honor" said Pat, apologetical-
ly, II was only tryin' to get a good
one, an it's not aisy!"-Lippincott's
Magazine.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-11-04
HOSPITALITY OF THE WEST
Host Always at Home, and Heif
Yourselves, Whether the FoIko
Are There or Not.

We were In the sand hill country
and lost, says Ella w. Peattie In the
Youths Companion. Noon found US
wandering hungry and tired among
those pale yellow hillocks and chased
by flocks of tufnbleweed, which, dried.
globular shaped and of the least pos
sible weight. scurried up and down
the draws"
One of our number, although not a
resident in chat county and ignorant
of the roads, was perfectly familiar
with the customs OF the people. Well
be coming across a house somewhere
in here" he told us. Wen find folks
all right enough If we keep on"
But they may moi be willing to
serve three hungry travellers" one of
us said. He turned a look of simple
wonder upon the speaker and made
no reply.
Presently a habitation lifted its low
roof In the wilderness. Our leader
was soon hallooing to the inmates. but
he had no response.
THE folks are out" said he with no
%diminution of c~heerfulness, although
the rest of us were feeling afresh the
pangs of hunger.
The western man drove to the barn.
unhitched the team and put the horses
in the stalls, giving them feed from
the bag which we had carried with us,
and then went to the house and calmly
walked in. We followed with some
timidity.
what are you going to do?" we
asked.
"Do?" said he with Ill concealed irrt-
tation. What should | do but get din
ner?"
In another mans house-and he
ABSENT"
Well" said the western man with
heat. II guess he'd think we were
about as near fools as they make 'em
If we didn't feed ourselves II we were
hungry. And what's more he wouldn't
thank us for going by his place under
the circumstances. We're compliment
ing him, that's what we are"
We said nothing more but helped
get the dinner. There were prune
sauce, stewed, and a great loaf of gin
| BeTDISdu. VIC dtC HSuit iiy Hhe
as two of US were concerned with q
sense of excitement something like
that which a burglar must feel.
The excellent meal finished, our
leader gave It as his opinion that we
had better wash the dishes and not
leave them for the women folks to do
We agreed, and with some awkward
ness but excellent results put the
dishes, clean and dry, back In their
right places.
Our Leader took a fifty cent piece
from his pocket and laid 1t on the ia
BILE.
They'd be mighty mad II they
knew who was leaving that" he re
marked, but as they're not likely to
find out 1t can't do no hurt"
A curious country we thought where
the offense lies in paying for what one
has taken and not In the taking of a
thing unlimited.
We learned afterward that our lead
er had not overstated the case. 1t was
the custom for the hungry to feed
themselves at any mans board and fol
the weary to rest or any mans bed
Not to have done so would have beer
to give affront to those who had the
food and the bed.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-11-04
~rh.. EIrst Invented sIeep.u

Now blessings light on him that
first invented this same sleep! 1t COW
ers a man all over, thoughts and all.
like a cloak; it is meat for the hungry,
drink for the thirsty, heat for the
cold, and cold for the hot. 1t is the
current. coin that purchases all the
pleasures of the world cheap; and the
shepherd. the fool and the wise man
even. There is only one thing, which
somebody once put into my head. that
] dislike in sleep-it is that 1t resem-
bles death. There is very little diff
ference between a man in his first
sleep and a man in his last Sleep
From Cervantes.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-11-04
What Ahou. Him.

The talk had goue back and fro. and
the. youthful socialist had been an
nouncing that no mar ought to get his
living by cheating. and we all listened
TO him, and agreed that 1t was dread
full when men and ONE did not tell
the truth. but tried to make their liv.
ing by deceiving people. Millionaires.
landowners, financiers, we scarifed all
Of them who cheat the public. mo
one should make a living by decep.
tion." said the young man. Then a
quiet voice from a woman came from
the corner of the sofa. What about
the conjurer ?"-London Chronicle.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-11-04
L.ovemakino ana pr,e,,ce

The only way to become an expert
at lovemaking Is to practice. This
was the Information handed out to q
handful Of hearers by the Hindu phil
osopher, odkharam Ganesh Pandit, in
a lecture on The Science If Love-
Love is a divine discomfort, raid
the philosopher, "and II you want to
arouse love In others IT can be done
only by giving them love. How to-
develop the emotion OF I'VE In another.
is the great question Of ;~oday-the art
of making love. 1t needs a great deal
OF study and a great deal Of prao-
tice."
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-11-04
His Defense.

1t was shortly after midnight, and
the colonel had caught Rastus red
handed.
We'll, Rastus, o old rascal, you,'
said he, I've caught you at last. What
are you doing In my h~enhouse?"
why, Marse BILL" said the old man,
Il done heerd such a cacklin' in dis
we're coop, dat IL thought mebbe de
ole hen done gone lay an aig, In II
wanted ter git 1t TO you breakfas'
while it was fresh, suh."-Harper's
Weekly.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-11-04
Cheering Up the Guide.

Remember, Henry" said the hunt.
err who had arranged with the guide.
we're not hiring you-you're simply
one Of our party"
Whats on your mind?" inquired the
guide.
We'll, you see, in case anything hap
pens we don't want to be troubled
with this new employers liability
law" admitted the cautious hunter
Puck.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-11-04
6rATE OF ONO CRY or TOLEDO.
LUCAS COUNTY. eSs

LUCAS COUNTY. %
FRANK ]. CHENEY makes oath that he Is senior
partner OF the firm OF F. ]. CHENEY d Co., doing
business In the City Of Toledo. County and State
aforesaid, and that said nrm VIII pay the sum Of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
Gaze Of CATARRH that cannot be cured by the use OF
HALLS CATARRH CURE.
RAN J. CHENEY
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my presence
this 9Th day Of December. A. D.. 1886.
" A.. W. GLEASON.
e NOTARY PUBLIC.
Halls Catarrh Cure b taken internally and acts
directly upon tho blood and mucous surfaces OF the
nystem. Send for testimonials. free.
+. J. CHENEY a CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pulls for constipation.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-11-04
"kin by Marrtaue,o

A caller was talking to a small Har-
lem girl who is e~xtravagaptly fond of
her mother. She likes her father well
enough, but he is far from being first
in her affections. The caller, knowing
the situation, asked the child why she
didn't love her father as she did her
mother.
"Oh, you see," she explained, loftily,
'he Is only kin to us by marriage"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-11-04
Planning a Desperate Revenge.

The naughty. imperious beauty
handed him back his ring.
Now that all is over between u.s."
she said. Il suppose you will buy a
revolver and put an end to your
wretched e%xistence?"
Worse than that" he Kissed, being
careful to introduce the necessary
sibilant; far wors-s-se! I shall steal
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-11-04
Well Developed.

Phrenologist examining subject)-
This bump indicates caution. ! should
say you are a very cautious man.
Subject-You're right there. I'm
very cautious now. l. got that bump
falling downstairs.-Woman's Home
Companion.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-11-04

INC u W6lA WOuldu,
and Iwould like to
tell the whole world
of it. I suffered
fromfemale trouble
and fearful painsin
my back. Ihad the
best doctors and
they all decided
that I had q tumor
in addition to my
female trouble, and
advised an opera
ton. Lydia e.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-11-04
Cause of Trouble,

Neighbor-What Is all that row?
Willie-Ma's canning fruit. and pas
a food inspector, and he's trying to
tell her how she ought to do it.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-11-04
THE
LIVE STOCK.

NATIONAL STOCK YARDS.-Cattle-
Native beef steers, $6.O0@S.00 COWS and
heifers, $3.50@6.75; stocker and feeders.
SO, 800 5. so; Texas steers, $4.00@7 90: cows
and heifers. $S.O0@4.75; calves, In car
load lots. $6.00@S.0 0 Hogs-Mixed and
$50; rough, SIS. 90 u.s. 5; light, $S.95@9.20;0
pigs. 4. 50@9.0 90. Sheep-Muttons, $3.50
4.S5; lambs, s5.50@7.25.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-11-04
Up-to-Date,

You must be pretty old?" ventured
the Earth.
"Yes," sneered Father Time, but !
want you to understand that I'm al
ways up-to-date Just the same!"