New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-03-06
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

l., answer to A letter from q Southern
health resort, in which the writer says,
Fanny has wintered with US, to her great
improvement. You must see that she does
not lose again jill your severe climate, a
New Yorker writes: Glad to hear the win
tering news. Fanny will soon be March
ing back 10 US. She will do her Maying in
our own delightful atmosphere. and with
her sister will be springing where she was
last year. Our Juning and Julying plans
for her have not been decided upon. but
we know that we will all be Adjusting
and Septembering abroad. and. God willing:
our girl will be falling with you. while we
hope TO do our falling III the Berkshires."
Those Martians are limited lot, seems
why so?"
They don't appear to be aged in any
thing except digging canals. Boston Her
aid.
DIANA OF THE GARDEN SPEAKS.
They're going to clean the statues
In this city, I am told.
Those statues which ENLARGE the
City's beauty several-fold.
That's right that's right,
We want clean Art,
That which appeals
To mind and heart.
At least for those along the path
That touches earth, but as for me,
y set Of furs and not a bath.
oh. dear.
It's cold up here,
And a bath
Sounds like visitation of wrath
". J. HAMPTON.
Well. wha. is it,
Pa what is alfalfa .?
us a slang term Tor whiskers son.
replied The city man as lie resumed his
NOVEL; ashingtor Herald.
Cardinal kohn certainly sounds odd.
Still, it may he reserved TO the twentieth
centJ:ry to bring us such a novelty" says
The American Israelite." d. Theodore
Kohn the son Of q full-blooded Jew. was
in 1885 elected Archbishop of the Austrian
diocese of OlmuetZ. one Of the most pronli-
nent episcopal sees of Christendom. which
had occa sionally been occupied by mem
bers OF the imperial family. and which for
three hundred years had been reserved 70
members of the highest aristocracy. In 1901
! charges were filed agains- him i'll Rome
and. While the material was not sufficient 70
try him for malfeasance, Plus y induced
him To resign. The stipulations of this
compromise were never made public but
ii was understood that he would be- given
Il cardinalate- There seems. however to
be a hitch somewhere, but the Archbishop
insists the fulflment of the promises
made 10 him"
Il think a few bargain mstinees might
go Well"
AT what prices?''
''Oh, 40 cents ought to make an attractive
figure ''-Loulsvillc Courier-Journal
/
recent examination for admission 20 the
bar OF New Jersey was Hiss F,leanol K
Gebhardt. a daughter OF Senator William
G. Gebhardt. OF Hunterdon County Sen
ator Gebhardt is himself q lawyer. with
/ Offices in Jersey City. aud il Is said that
Miss Gebharjt will become a professional
partner of her father, The number of
women lawyers III New Jersey could be
counted on the fingers Of two hands
whats wrong, old man? You look as if
you had lest your last friend. Had YOU
sold short in the stock market when things
No. never gamble in stocks
Il hope no member Of your family has
died recently
You haven't lost your lob. have youo''
Il am stiu working away at the same
old place.
.Health gone back on you?'
I'm about as We'll as ever
wen. what's the matter them
March came ia like lamb -Chicas 20
Record Herald
Marching Through Georgia il Tune
that las 10 DO 'with the South. but il Is
hardly one that viii ;aspire great deal OF
enthusiasm IN a son of tire Southland. 4
misguided leader of sn Hungarian crches-
tra tina. played ~ public dinner fer
nights ago selected Tic song about Sher-
man march 70 the sea As the most appro
PIRATE thing % plsT when tie POSTMASTER
introduced Or john Allan Wyeth
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