The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1910-05-06

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Life notes: Three bees that give
40 honey -brag, boast and buster
opportunity is a good lnocker, adj
mits the Commoner, but there are
others.
when money talks lots Of us need
an ear trumpet, confesses the Phila
ielphia Record Ss9ss S.'3 4 'ss;s
There Is this difference between
tunatic and a stubborn man, defines
the Pittsburg Dispatch. You can rea.
SON with a lunatic.
It is very much easier for q bad
man to become notorious, muses. the
Atlanta Journal, than for q good one
to become famous.
A mother who isn't willing ito be
imposed upon by her children. chirps
the Atchison Globe, will be talked
about by the neighbors.
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There are still few old-fashioned
people, contends the Chicago News.
who never rode in an automobile.
When it comes to principles, there
are some heroes who would rather
die for theirs, moralizes the Dallas
News, than live up to them.
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| It is true, as the Richmond Virgin
ian says, that no man is a hero to
his stenographer, but often he be.
comes her husband, comments the
Charleston News and Courier. u
drink up dollar and there goes
good cotton hat, doesn't it?
drink up rs cents and there goes my
shirt; So, and there go my shoes, and
drink up SO and awey goes my
breeches and Amt going any furth-
er.-Ex-Gov Glenn Of North Carolina.
Democratic simplicity, comments the
New York World, that wears $500
breaches and a good cotton hat
costing a dollar is welcome in this
town. We need more OF it.
During the last two lean years
there was a large outflow OF immi-
grants returning to Europe because Of
the want Of employment This out
flow has fallen OF so per cent in re-
cent months, insists the Philadelphia
Record On the other hand, there is
a considerable increase Of immigra
ton. 1T is estimated by the Atlantic
steamship companies that the tide Of
immigration this season will be as
strong as ever If no further measures
Of restraint are imposed on it.
The Youths Companion tells this
story: At certain railway station
an anxious man came to the door Of
the baggage car and said: els there
anything for me?" After some search
among the boxes and trunks the bag
gagemaster dragged out demijohn
of whiskey Anything more?, asked
the man. Eyes, said the baggage
man, 'there is a gravestone. There's
no name on it, but it ought to go with
that liquor Here's one to 60 with
it. A customer In a downtown saloon
where there Is teetotaI bartender
asked for whiskey and imported beer,
mixed the two. and remarked that his
mixture was "stone WALL .sI'd call
1t tombstone the abstamious man
behind the bar remarked.
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Says the st. Louis Republic: OH
promotes economy Of room, absence
of smoke, reduction Of the Moonlight.
ing force, ability almost instantly to
attain high speed efficiency and uni
formity Of feed. The absence. Of
smoke is OF inestimabie irnportahce
both because it permits war ship
to approach the enemy unheralded
by black banner in disguise and be.
cause 1t helps q weaker vessel to
speed away. OF all nations ranking
among powers Of the first rank this is
best equipped by nature to supply for
its fighting fleets oil In quantity un,
limited and at minimum cost From
the Alleghanies to the Gulf and west
ward to the Pacific, coast there exist
stores of petroleum whose develop
ment already is enormous and whose
possibilities scarcely have been faith.
omed. 81.
Daedalus, cunning artifcer, pioneer
and predecessor of the Wrightss was
the Greek father of all handiwork,
and as such was adored by ancient
artist unions. He was an Athenian,