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The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-29
MES
OPPORTUNITIES
FIVE g N PER LINE

u yop have anythiDg 20 sell. or u you de-
sire 20 bux enything. . three or four line
autice IN the PRese will bring re~ulta.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-29

have a number of hard and soft
coal heaters for sale all of them are
in No | condition and are bargains.
Alta John ID. Seely.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-29
Buggy for Sale

| have a single buggy and single
harness To give away almost.
4lt3 j a. Bushfeld.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-29

Elegant line Of dress shoes at A
II. Churchill's. stiff
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-29
Lots for Sale

We have a few choice residence
lots left in north Miller. VIII sell
at bargain prices.
AHA Bushield 4 Busl.tield.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-29

Lost-Ladies knitted shawl Friday
Sept, the 23d either in Miller or on
way to st. Lawrence, Reward If
finder will notify M. Eripn. St. Law
renee.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-29

The Only Way makes a speciality
of dyeing. Give them a trial.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

Incident In the Garden OF Eden inst
Must Be Taken for What
II Is Worth.

Rev. Dr. Charles Townsend OF
Orange was one of the speakers at the
Park Presbyterian Church Mems club
banquet last week. and told this story
of one of the troubles of the original
ancestor:
Adam had eaten the elaborate re-
past furnished by his helpmeet with
every indication that he relished each
morsel. He complimented her upon
the dainty manner in which the blue
points were served, the flavor OF the
PURGE of pea, the seasoning of the fish
and entree. and finally reached a de
licious salad. Adam paused and with
a worried look on his face he de-
manded of Eve where she found the
ingredients. SIZE enumerated all ex-
eept the lettuce
Where did you get those leaves?'
he demanded
Why, they were lying on a bush
In the back yard she replied, sweetly.
Well. those were my best Sunday
trousers, sobbed Adam, adding, All,
woe is man, which was corrupted into
woman. the term by which we know
Ewes daughters. Newark Star.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

landed In England he naturally wanted
to visit the cotton exchange at Man
chester. He went. Now, if the tele-
graphic reports are true, he wishes
he hadn't. They mobbed the Ameri.
can "wheat-cotton king" They made
MIN run and seek shelter in a nearby
shop. The police had to rescue him
and cart him away In carriage.
Those Britishers did not like it be-
cause Mr.. Patten, honored citizen of
Evanston. H., that select suburb Of
Chicago, had cornered cotton and
made the price so high that some of
the English mills have had to close
down. 1t wasn't a gentlemanly thing
to do. but they didn't take that into
consideration.
They say Mr.. Patten was indignant.
1t is predicted that his indignation
may result in lacking a few more
cents on to the price of cotton. Most
anybody would get even If he could.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
ON HIS WAY TO THE ORIENT
William J. Calhoun Goes to China as
Minister from the United
States.

San Francisco. William J. Calhoun,
Chicago, the man who is to have the
honor OF representing the United
States in China because another man
talked too much. sailed with Mrs. Cal
houn on the steamer Tenyo Maru,
March 10 for the orient.
Mr.. Calhoun was selected for the
place after Charles r. Crane, also Of
Chicago, had been recalled just as he
was about to leave this city for
China as minister from the United
States. Secretary Knox wasn't pleased
with some of Mr.. Cranes utterances
about affairs in the far east so he let
Mr.. Crane go and called upon Mr..
Calhoun to take up the duties. Mr..
Calhoun has made no such mistake as
that credited to Crane and he has re-
fused to discuss Japan. China, Russia
or any other old country or it's affairs.
On April 2 Mr.. Calhoun expects to
land in Yokohama. Japan. where he
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
Farmers should eat more oatmeal.

Although the farmer Of today Is able
to. buy almost anything he wants to
wear or eat he isn't paying enough
attention to food values when 1t comes
to his own table.
He feeds his stock carefully, avoids
oyerfeedfng and selects the stock food
that be believes will give the best re-
turns in strength and general efficiency.
II he has been watching the extern
sive researches and experiments on
the question of the best human food
Tor muscle and brain he will heed the
advice from all sides to "eat more
Quaker Oats"
Quaker Oats is mentioned because
1t is recognized in this country and
Europe as the best of all oatmeals.
Feeding farm hands on Quaker Oats
means getting more work out of them
than II you feed them on anything
else. 81
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
Have You Seen the Picture ?

A Barnegat schoolma am had been
telling her pupils something about
George Washington and finally she
asked:
Can anyone now tell me which
Washington was--a great general or
great admiral?'
The small son of fisherman raised
his hand, and she signaled him to
speak
He was a great general" said the
boy. Il seen a picture of him cross
ing the Delaware. and no great ad-
miral would put out from shore stand
ing up in a skiff. "-Eveiybody Mag.
aZine
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
Realism Too Great.

The recent attempt of Florence
Schenck. quondam Virginia beauty"
to take her life recalls little Incl.
dent in Miss Schenck's career that oc.
CURED during her brief appearance in
The Queen of the Moulin Rouge" at
the Circle theater, New York.
One evening during the restaurant
scene Thomas w. Ryley. the manager,
observed that amid all the revelry
Miss Schenck slept soundly and peace.
FULLY. At the end of the act he gently
reprimanded her
II don't see why you should kick
about that" retorted Miss Schenck
Girl of the class am supposed to be
representing in the play frequently
all asleep in restaurants"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
TRIIN KC MADE in Utah"
LEATHER GOODS. SEND FOR CATALOG
MERE DiTh'6 TRUNK FACTORY
loo =. Main Street Salt Lake City, Utah
The Fishing Doctor and the Babe.

The old physician is an enthusiastic
angler in every sense of the term
While on his way home from a fishing
trip he received an emergency call.
The proud newly-made father was i'm
patient to have the child weighed. but
couldn't find the steelyards; so the
physician had to use the pocket scales
with which he weighed his fish.
Great Scott, Doctorl" exclaimed
the father. as he saw the pointer go
up. "Thirty-seven and half pounds ="
--Everybody's Magazine.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
MOB CHASES "WHEAT KING"
Warm Reception Given James A. Pat.
ten on his Visit to English
Exchange.

Chicago A. Patten CAM
Keep out OF the limelight Last fal.
he thought there was going to be A
shortage in wheat and he boosted the
price to the sky. Then he was called
the wheat king"
Next We find Mr. Patten dallying In
cotton, and it was announced that he
had a corner on this important prod
uct Shortly afterward 1t was an
nounced that Mr.. Patten was going to
get out OF active business and take a
trip to Europe.
II 1t were not for that trip to Eu-
rope there would be no occasion for
Mr.. Patten's p.cture appearing on this
page. When tie ''wheat-cotton king"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
Her Little Error.

''Dearie," said Mrs. Newlywed, i've
kept our HOUSEHOLDS accounts all right
this year, but there's one item that
puzzles me. I've set down 1910 and
| can't make out whether we owe it
or whether it's something you gave
me for something"
Let's see." answered Mr.. N. why,
dearest, that's all right The 1910 Is
what year this is cleveland Leader.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

One Of the many causes contribu-
ting to the panic" of 1907 was the
slump in copper due to the decline in
demand. Now the market reports
show a large gain in copper sales.
with the consumption for January AZ.
900 pounds in excess of production
for that month. The growing use OF
COPPER means increased activity in
various branches of industry and
hence shows that business continues
on the mp grade.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

An infant in Pullman car set up
loud wall. and would not be COM
iorted,' narrates a high railroad Of
fetal, and ! came forward and told
the young mother that / had helped
to raise five, and that | thought |
could secure quietus. | put the little
tum tum across my knees, and with a
gentle jogging achieved beautiful re-
suits.
Instead of giving me the credit !
deserved, some drummers In the car
showed stern disapproval of my but
ting in.
AT 2 a. m, the baby woke up and
stayed awake. and kept every one else
In the car awake. Finally gruf
voice asked.
Where's that fool that put it to
sleep this afternoon. | wonder?'"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
Silence.

Very few men know how to keep
still. The Italians have proverb,
Hear, see, and say nothing. II you
wish to live In peace" The man who
Is bent on telling all he knows. gen.
orally ends In telling good deal more
than he knows. The tongue is harder
to bride than the widest horse that
ever roamed the prairie. The Ger.
mans say truly that talking comes by
nature. while silence comes of the un.
derstanding.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
One Dye for All Goods.

UP to quite recently, wool. silk and
cotton each required a separate dye.
An enterprising chemist has now per.
fected Dyola Dyes which color all
goods with one dye. producing same
results. Ask your dealer. II he
has not stocked them yet. send 10
cents to Dy-o-la, Burlington, VT. stat
ing color desired and we will send
same with color card and book Of
directions.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

immigrant made big record last
year and the indications are that this
years figures will be even larger And
with such an importing greater be-
comes the necessity for careful ex-
animation at all ports of entry. Gov.
eminent officials must be compelled
TO do their work thoroughly and see
that no undesirables from any foreign
land are allowed To land
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

oy local applications. they cannot reach the dis
eascd portion OF the ear. There Is only way to
cure DEAFNESS and that is by constitutional remedies
Deafness is caused by an innamed condition OF the
mucous lining OF the Eustachian Tube When thi.
tune is Unnamed you have rumbling sound or inn
perfect hearing and when 1t Is entirely closed Deaf.
ness the result and unless the Inflammation can ba
taken out and this tube restored Its normal condi.
Ton hearing VIII be destroyed forever: aine cases
out OF ten are caused by Catarrh. which Is nothing
but an innnmed condition OF the mucous surfaces
We VIII give one Hundred Dollars for any ease OF
Deafness caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured
by HAIRS Catarrh Cure. Send Tor circulars free.
+, J. CHENEY 4 CO., Toledo O.
Sold by Druggists, T5c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
Alas.

little five-year-old who had been
watching her mother dress for an
evening entertainment surprised her
mother with the following question:
Mother, didn't you say you were al.
most 40 years old?"
Yes replied the mother.
Well" answered the little girl, you
don't look it tonight. but you will to-
morrow morning Judge.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

A New Jersey man threatened his
wife with divorce because she joined
the boycott and would not give him
meat. The beef magnates should
make some substantial recognition OF
so determined stand in their inter.
ests
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
A Mean Scheme.

rs your wife home?"
Yes; got tired of having her
away"
But | thought she intended staying
four months?"
She did. ] got the office boy to
write on card: Better come home.
From well wisher' And she took
the first train after receiving It,"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
A Christian Spirit.

How many of you boys" asked the
Sunday school superintendent. can
bring two other boys next Sunday ?"
There was no response until a new
recruit raised his hand hesitatingly.
We'll. William"
Il can't bring two but there's one
little Teller | can lick. and I'll do my
damnedest 20 bring MIN. Every.
body's Magazine.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
A Call for Couoh Drons

u tell you must have some
money!" roared the king of Maritania
who was in sore financial straits.
Somebody will have to cough up"
"Alas!" sighed the guardian of the
treasury, who was formerly the court
Jester, all our Golfers are empty
Tit-Bits.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

Mrs. Uppercrust takes such great
interest in her baby"
Yes; she says she was delightfully."-
surprised when it came, as she had
obtained her ideas about babies from
the comic supplements, you know
Puck.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

The plan of the California superin-
tendent of education to require less
work for school children at their
homes does not, of course, apply to
doing the chores and keeping the back
yard clean.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
No More Needed

Passenger Agent-"Here are some
postcard views along our line of rail.
Would you like them?"
Patron-"No. thank you rode
over the line last week and have
views of my own on it,
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

People who have received with alb
solute indifference reports that ten,
twenty or fifty-dollar counterfeit bills
we're in circulation are now seriously
disturbed. A counterfeit 81 silver Ger.
tihcate OF good workmanship has been
discovered
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
Literary CT tielsm.

Contributor-"And how did you like
my article?"
Editor.-"Very fine"
Contributor.-"Really?"
Editor.-"Yes; please write the mex
one In a larger hand. Bon viyant.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

will remain about a week Thence he
Will proceed to Shanghai, China,
where the acting minister. II. B.
Fletcher. who was recently appointed
minister to Chile. win meet him. W.
w. Rockhill. now ambassador of the
United States TO Russia, who was for
mer minister to China, may also meet
Mr.. Calhoun In China.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
Including Ham Actors.

Going to come and see me act to
night?"
mo. have joined the meat strike"
What has that to do with it?a
81 have cut out hams"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

There is nothing the matter with
New Yorks subway except that It is
overcrowded. Its tubes viii also be-
come congested. 1t is a town that al
ways outgrows public conveniences.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
The Feminine Instinct.

Before leaving here you ought to
take your wife to hear the famous
echo"
Impossible, / could never get her
away. She couldn't let the echo have
the last word"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

Uncle Sam has new gun with
bore l6 inches In diameter AS 1t Jars
the earth six miles away it cannot be
called concealed weapon.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

The decision of the appellate divis-
ion that divorced man need not pay
alimony to former wife when she
marries again should strike the sec
ond husband favorably in his selfre-
spect.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

When colored eggs are in vogue we
can expect the turkey to lay black
ones at Thanksgiving time. tokens of
mourning for departed sisters.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

This year all spring poets viii be
forgiven; for the winter has been
such as to almost justify an exuberant
outbreak into song or the semblance
thereof once 1t is over.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
In the Gloaminu.

You were a long time getting me,
John, dear!"
And you were a long time waiting,
et!"-The Circle.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

Thirty-two pancakes at one sitting,
That Des Moines story sounds like
that of the man who ate flannel cakes
and woke up to find half the blanke;
gone.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

we begin to suspect that the ground
hog STAYED out to see the comet and
not because he thought spring had
come.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

Takers of the United States Census
willuse Waterman's Ideal Fountain Pen
because it is always ready and sure.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

How would you like to be a poor,
down-trodden farmer with nothing but
few droves of higs to sell at record
breaking prices?
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

Belgium's new king is an enthusiast.
&c collector of stamps. This is less
expensive than the fads of his pre-
decessor on the throne.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

Let the aviators who talk of the
heights to which they have scared
look at the price OF hogs and be silent.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

The rush ~ Americans TO Euro
pean rescres may he due partly to
the number ~ grand juries which are
probing
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

Senior Pedro Calarenas, the richest
man in Mexico, is also trying to die
poor. He gives away more than a
million dollars year.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

w!fe's mother. He will find this is no
motherin-law Joke
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

spring without spring poets would
be delightful but impossible season.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

Constipation causes and seriously aggravates
many diseases. IL is thoroughly cured by Dr.
Pierce . Pellets. Tiny sugar-coated granules.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

Corn may be king. but he comes In
tho shape of pork
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

One trust after another Is making
the discovery that the laws OF the
United States must be nbeyed
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

All those explanations about the
cause for high prices do not seem to
lower them any
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

II Is cold day when "A packer can't
draw first page head
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

All are turning to higher things
the higher cost of living in particular.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

1t takes more than fire TO break up
bridge whist party when the ladies
get fairly started
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

The price Of beef appears to have
fallen into its same old bad habit of
going up
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

Every man thinks he's superior
judge of human nature.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

That proposed copper merger seems
we'll lined with gold.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

Have you ascertained the truth of
the statement that kissing is danger
GUS?
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

Warships don't ay in fashion any
longer than women's mats.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

It's easier to break away than it is
to get back
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

One woman can stir up more trou-
BILE than a dozen mere men.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

DAVIS PATNKILLER
should be taken without delay when sore chest an
ickinR throat warn you that an annoying col
threatens At all druggists in &c Csc and Soc bottles
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

C. B. FIZER, Mt. Sterling, KY, Gays:
81 have suffered with kidney ana
bladder trouble for ten years past.
"Last March / commenced using
Peruna and continued for three months.
have not used it since, nor have felt
o pain"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-02-11

Richard v. Oulahan, Washington CORE
spondent of the New York Sun and vice
president Of the Gridiron Club, has been
transferred from the Washington bureau
to the home office of the New York Sun,
with title of publisher. for such duties
as may be assigned him. He will leave
Washington to take up his new duties
next Monday Mr.. Oulahan does not dis
place nor succeed any one, and his trans
fer does not make any change in the or
ganization of the Sun. No announcement
has been made regarding his successor
here as head of the New York Sun bu-
reau.
Mr.. Oulahan goes to one of the most
important posts in the American news
paper world, publisher of the paper
established by Charles A. Dana, and his
host of friends i'll Washington regard his
promotion as a we'll deserved tribute to
his ability and success in the business in
which he has been engaged all his life.
His active newspaper career was inter-
rupted but once, and that for few
months only. when he acted as manager
of the literary bureau of the republican
national committee in the Taft campaign
His work as head of this bureau won
him much praise and it is generally re-
garded as having contributed materially
to the large majority of President Taft.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-02-11
TAFT WILL BE INVITED
TO THE MAINE SERVICES
Admiral Sigsbee Also Will Be Ask
ed to Attend Ceremonies in
Arlington Cemetery.

President Taft will be invited to be the
guest of honor at the memorial services
to be held in the battleship Maine Sec
ton of Arlington national cemetery, at
$50 o'clock next Tuesday afternoon, I'M
der the auspices OF the Army and Navy
Union, of which organization the Presi-
dent is a member. 1t was decided TO In
vite the chief executive at a. meeting OF
GIN. William F. Barry Garrison, No.
II, held last night, on motion of the
commander, Capt. Thomas A Green.
The motion was unanimously adopted by
rising vote. 1t also was decided to ask
Admiral Sigsbee. retired, to be present.
A resolution of thanks to Secretary of
War Dickinson and Adjt. Gen. Mccain
for detailing two troops of cavalry, =
band and trumpeters to sound taps at
the Arlington observance, was adopted.
\ resolution. thanking President Taft for
sending a large floral wreath from the
White House conservatory to be placed
on the big anchor of the Maine at Airing
ton cemetery. also was adopted.
National Inspector Of the Army and
Navy Union Charles w. Blush report
ed that he was endeavoring to secure a
detail of marines and 'tjackies' from the
Washington ,navy yard to be present al
the services. Barry Garrison authorized
anchor to be placed on the anchor of the
Maine.
Capt. William H. Meilach. who was an
officer of the 4th United States Volunteer
Infantry In the war with Spain, gave
Barry Garrison a historic gavel. The
ago peace tree while the mallet end
is from timber Of a Spanish blockhouse
which was used to resist the American
advance on the city of Santiago in 1898.