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The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-17

l know little old man,
A very wise man is he;
| never found ever a subject,
He didn't know, A to z.
This little old man knows it all
Why, Solomon was a Ounce;
Things Solomon couldn't answer
This little man answers at once.
His grasp of the tariff is great.
He's posted on cures for warts.
World politics he's we'll versed in,
And also in motor car parts.
Just ask any big league score,
Or facts about Tammany Hall,
Or Hamlet, or horse, or hygiene
He'll tell you-he knows it all.
This little old mans a fraud!
The secret I'll give to you:
He always uncorks his wisdom
AFTER READING THE PAPER
THROUGH.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-17
WHALE, CENTURIES OLD, is
CAUGHT IN GULF OF MEXICO


This sperm whale, the only one
ever found in the Gulf of Mexico,
was captured alive in the Sabine
Pass flats, near Port Arthur, Tex,
by Captain Plimmer, a Port Arthur
pilot The whale. which scientists
from the University of Texas said
was between 500 and 1900 years
old, lived several days after its cap.
ture.
Plimmer found the leviathan and
towed it into port with four big
hawsers. The length of the mon
ster was 63 feet inches, it weighed
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-17
IS THE BABY ANNULLED TOO?

Here's a baby in a fine fix!
Mrs. Raymond Bath got a
divorce in Connecticut. June
|. 1906. Bath lived in Brook
lyn. The summons was
served on him by registered
letter.
Then Mrs. Bath married
David Baylis. Lately Baylis
brought suit in New York to
have the marriage annulled.
alleging that his wife (?)
had never been legally di-
vorced from Bath, on ac-
count of the registered letter
service.
The New York courts
ruled that the Bath divorce
was Illegal, and the BayIis
marriage was therefore an
nulled.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-17

40 tons and was 43 feet around. 1t
Yielded $50 barrels of oil The tail
was 16 feet 6 inches long. The
snout was 10 feet inches across.
Pet Donovan of Dallas, Tex, expert
embalmer, embalmed the carcass,
using 200 gallons of embalming
fluid.
The Southern Pacific Railroad
Co. will carry the embalmed body
about the country on one of the eX-
hibition trains the road maintains.
Two specially constructed flat cars
will be used
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-17
In Little Old New York
BY NORMAN

times the hair has been seriously
damaged before the burning bonnet
could be removed. and hair as well
as hats cost good money.
A local club woman who enter
tains many noted people has a
tablecloth whose like exists not. 1t
is of very heavy linen. Guests are
asked to inscribe their names wher-
ever on its snowy surface they like
After the dinner the cloth is taken
to a department store noted for its
embroidery department. and the au-
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-17
THE MLSBRANDLNG OF FOOD


WASHINGTON, c., 16.-The department agriculture
bulletin telling of Baker Pre-
O Colo
RADIO
charged shipped IL bottles
labels Baker Co.'S and Maple Sugar
Denver and
placed be practically invisible This the government
consisted
entirely with small amount of maple
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-17

A banquet was held at the Ma
sonic temple last night in
honor of the Most Worshipful
Grand Master William r. Baker and
officers and members of Spokane
lodge No. "a and Iyrian lodge No.
SO, F. and A. NJ.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-17

vors from strangers or elderly
persons"
Married people will do we'll
to avoid discussions that are
likely to lead to dispute, how
ever trivial.
Justice and good faith are
under bright signs. Advantages
gained today by dupIcity are
doomed to be short-Iived and
to end in failure and disgrace.
A very dark and threatening
sign arises over Russia, menac-
ing those in the highest places
most directly.
Persons with this birth date
are under planets that are held
by astroIogy to give intuition,
sensitiveness and cIearness of
logic.
Children are born today un-
der signs that indicate impulses
toward public service.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-17
NOTICE TO PRESS READERS!

Spokane discontinued its Sunday
viii deliver much better six popu
of rs month"; but
collect 80 the end of this this
month the last Sunday edition
we collect just
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-17

TO MAIL SUBSCRIBE2S-The your
is the address label of each When that date
arrives
change
is recent
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-17
IMPORTANT DISCOVERY

Betterwck woke before fumbed his vest
at Dedpost hauled his
He was just about strike match when noticed that the
chronometer ticking.
This suppose"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-17

Published Telegraph
service furnished by United
PRESS
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-17

The matter Of women's hats be
ing set afire by matches, cigar and
cigaret stumps has long passed the
humorous stage. except to such phil
osophers as "Suffragist" Half a
dozen times in the last few weeks
has some unhappy woman on the
street below on elevated railway
station platform been greeted by
the cry of "Your hats afire," Some
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-17

NEW aYORK, May ia man
wrote letter to a morning paper
few days ago, complaining because
his face had been scratched by the
projecting plumage of women's
hats. The letter was signed Anti
Suffragist." The next day the fol
lowing reply, signed "SuffTagist,
appeared;
Those peevish letters from dys-
peptic males please me A recent
contributor walls aloud because his
masculine cheek has been caressed
three times in as many days by
the soft plumes on lovely wom-
ans hat, Would that the attentions
of the masculine public were as
harmless
This winter two good coats of
mine have been burned by cigar
stubs too precious for their owners
to part with when entering the sub
way. Thrice have | suffered from
lighted matches flung anywhere by
greedy smokers on the Manhattan
street moving stairway One landed
III lily ven anu set IL dlllH, Jul UilS
my cheek; one in my hat; another
In my hair, scorching it.
Still, | would not have laws
passed to prevent smoking. Why?
Men would not be half so nice with
out it. These little accidents are as
useful as fleas TO a dog They give
you something to think about. I've
had lots worse things happen TO me
tographs are made permanent eX-
hibits.
-diphtheria, train wrecks, twins
and freckles.
IF 'Anti-Suffragist' lives long
enough he may sometime get out of
the little, pink lined box wherein he
evidently spends most of his time,
and then something real may hap
pen to him and he will smile to
recall the day when a pat on the
cheek drove the iron into his soul"
Ought to hold him for a while
anyway. surely.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-17

DESERVED THE NAME
Ladd-What have you named your baby?
Dadd-Insomnia.
I.add-Why?
Dadd-Because he keeps awake.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-17
Horoscope

"The stars incline, but do not
compel"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-20
War Veterans Club For Tener.

AT meeting of the War Veterans
Club of Philadelphia, held at Logan
Hall, Philadelphia, on Saturday, Oct,
1st, 1910, the following Preambles and
Resolution were unanimously adopted:
WHEREAS: During the many years
of its supremacy, the Republican Party
has faithfully kept every promise made
for the betterment of the people, and
the advancement of the interests of
the Veterans of the Civil War, and
WHEREAS: The candidates on the
Republican State Ticket are men of un-
impeachable character and ack-
nowledged fitness, and eminently
qualified for the respective offices for
which they have been nominated and
that they are justly emitted to, and
should receive the united support of
the Republican Party. Therefore be it
RESOLVED: That the War Veterans
Club of Philadelphia hereby endorse
Hon. John X. Tener for Governor,
Hon. John M. Reynolds for Lieutenant
Governor, Hon. Charles Frederick
Wright for State Treasurer and Hon.
Henry HoucK for Secretary of Internal
Affairs, candidates of the Grand Old
Republican Party, and pledge their
earnest and hearty support to said can
didates, and further promise TO use all
honorable means within their power
to bring about their triumphant cleo
ton.
w. Fl. REDHEFFER, President.
w. j. WRAY, Secretary.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-20
The Farmers For Tener.

ilG EttGto ~ 4 GAtEA.
The most satisfactory political meet
ings Reproductive Tener is attending
on his tour of the State are those at
which his audiences are composed
largely of farmers. Mr.. Tener has de-
livered several addresses at county
fairs and at other gatherings patronized
by farmers and dairymen. These meet
ings have been notable for Republican
enthusiasm. The Pennsylvania far
mer understands perfectly the issues
of the campaign, and, therefore, is EN-
ments of the demagogue. This year,
as usual, an overwhelming majority
of the rural voters will support the
Republican Party. That party in
Pennsylvania and in the nation in
variably has responded to the demand
of the farmer for legislation that will
advance his welfare.
This will be big year for the farm
or. He is assured of fine crops and
good prices. The industrial suprem-
acy of the keystone State and it's tre-
mendous mining interests overshadow
its agricultural Importance. Many
Pennsylvanians do not realize that this
is one of the largest wheat growing
States. This year, according to the
estimates, the wheat crop of Pennsyl-
vania will amount to thirty millions of
bushels. This production will be ex-
ceeded only by the five great wheat
growing States of the North. west. In
this State are 225, 900 farms and many
farmers do not raise wheat. Only two
or three States exceed Pennsylvania
in the value of its dairy products.
The duty of the Pennsylvania far
mer this year is perfectly clear He
should talk for the Republican ticket
until November 9Th and then vote for
it, In the revision of the tariff the
farmers demanded protective duties on
agricultural products and got them
from the Republican party. No other
American producer was so we'll cared
for in the revision of the tariff. Natu-
rally, the farmers of Pennsylvania are
grateful for what has been 'done for
them by the Republican Party, and
they are anxious to give expression to
their appreciation. They can do this
in an emphatic manner by joining the
Republican hosts who will record an
unprecedented majority for the Repub-
lican ticket.
Mr.. Tener's candidacy has proven
very popular among the Pennsylvania
farmers. His home is in rural
county and he understands thoroughly
the requirements of residents of rural
districts. He is an earnest advocate of
the general extension of the good
roads system and other projects with
which the farmer is directly concerned.
In the majority for the Republican
ticket every farmer in Pennsylvania
should be included.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-20
Why Not Make it Unanimous?

~ llN MOI FAdhG IL OitditliflOuSs
A Democratic peighbor 40 our elbow
asked Us recently "Why cannot we
make Hon. Josiah HoWaId's election
unanimous" by giving him the solid
vote of this county in return for the
good will he has manifested for the up
building of our county, his lberality
and almost daily labor in our behalf.
He could sit down and attend to his
large business affairs and make more
money, but he elects to work, in many
ways, for greater county and for
every cause that will help his neighbor.
The position he occupies TO day in
Legislative affairs, by hard and incess-
ant work, has fitted him for honors of
a higher sphere and it is now up to
Cameron county voters to help our
county by voting solidly for Hon.
Josiah Howard for Assembly, regard
less of party, knowing that he will
manfully represent every citizen of
the county, regardless of party.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-20
1T IS SERIOUS
Some Emporium People Fall to Real
Ixe the Seriousness OF q bad Back.

The constant aching of bad back.
The weariness, the tired feeling,
The pains and aches of kidney ills
Are serious-ii neglected
Dangerous urinay troubles follow.
An Emporium citizen shows you how
to avoid them.
Mrs. j. y. peferman, Fourth Street
Emporium, Pa, says "My back was
weak aud lame and my kidneys we're in
bad shape. had but little strength aud
was feeling poorly in every way when |
procured Doan's Kidney Pills at Tag.
CARTS Drug Store. They benefited me
greatly and 10 return heartily recon-.
mend them
For sale by all dealers, Price 90 cents,
Foster. Milburn Co, Buffalo, New York,
sole agents. Remember the name
Doans-and take 20 other.
Prices 25e; Soc; so and 75c.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-20
Died.

We clip the following from New
ark, N. J., paper; On Tuesday, oeto-
ber 1, 1910, Clara Grundman, beloved
daughter of Frederick and Gussle
Grundman, aged ~ years, 8 months
and Ia days Funeral was held on
Friday, October 7, at 5 p, m, from the
residence of her lparents, b2s Bergen
street, Newark, ~ j. Interment ut
Woodland Cemetery.
Mr.. and Mrs Grundman aud family
formerly resided In Emporium.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-20
A Demagogue i'm Action.

The citizen who forms his opinion in
politics deliberately and with regard to
the facts has been hampered somewhat
in the present campaign by abuse and
misrepresentation from the third party
candidate for Governor. The tempest
uous Mr.. Berry has endeavored to con-
found the voter with view to forcing
him to base his judgment not upon the
issues nor upon the relative merits of
the candidates, but upon sensational
charges and other specious and deceit
ful arts employed by the office-hungry
demagogue, says the Philadelphia
Star.
Berry's campaign is an insult to
every self-respecting Republican in
this State. By skillfully made charges,
insinuations, inuendoes and reckless
Justification he hopes to deceive the
people and secure an Office. Instead of
meeting the voters with honest dis
cussion of the issues he appears as the
apostle of abuse and invective
Throughout the campaign his methods
have been those of a demoguge. After
the most reckless statements he will
shrewdly admit, "Now, am not pre-
pared to furnish evidence that would
stand in any court of Justice"
Repeatedly Mr.. Berry has said:
"John K. Tener was nominated at the
dictation of the liquor interests.n
This statement does not contain a
syllable that is true. John K. Tener
was nominated by a convention of
delegates representing the great Re-
publican hosts of this Commonwealth.
These delegates did not act at the die
tation of the liquor men nor of any
body else. They nominated Mr. Tener
because they knew him to be able and
honest and because they considered
him the most available candidate for
the Office of Governor. He was NOM
mated without a dissenting vote and
nothing to do with the conventions
action.
The alleged protection of vice in
Philadelphia is another favorite theme
of the ofiice-hungry candidate. His
charges are vague. He mereley repeats
the scandalous statements of others
ard smaller ofiice-hungry candidates
who have endeavored to do in Phila-
delphia what Mr.. Berry ia now at
tempting to do in the State. But, even
if Mr.. Berry's charges possessed an
element of truth, the fact would re.
main that John K. Tener is not a can
didate for the office of Mayor of Phila.
delphia, but a candidate for Governor
of Pennsylvania.
Berry is following the same line of
attack he utilized when a candidate
for State Treasurer five years ago. In
that campaign the people of Pennsyl.
vania were stricken aghast at his
charges of amazing corruption in city
and State. From newspaper and
stump the wild dissemination of scan
dial went out until majority of the
people elected Berry State Treasurer.
He received their votes under pledge
to reveal and correct the abuses that
he alleged existed. One by one the
scandalous statements be had made on
the stump were proven to be without
foundation.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-20
The Churches.
EMMANUEL CHURCH.
REV. NJ. l.. TATE, Rector.

REV. Nj. l.. TATE, Rector.
The following services will be held
at Emmanuel church next Sunday.
There will be an early celebration of
the Holy Communion at 7:30 o clock.
Morning Prayer and sermon at 1890
o'clock.
The theme suggested by part of the
first Lesson of the morning is-"The
Duty of the Believer in Difficulty"
The Sunday School will convene in
the Parish House at II o'clock.
Evening Prayer and sermon at 1880
o'clock. The Rector will deliver a
special sermon to parents taking as his
theme 1.-THE Duty of Parents to their
Children"
Strangers are always welcome at
Emmanuel Church.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-20
REPUBLICAN TICKET.


The Republican party has nothing
to be ashamed of in the new Tariff. 1t
is an achievement that it can point to
with pride, as time passes. Some few
Republicans have simply lost their rea-
son and the much talking of these few
has given the country entirely erron-
eous ideas of the Tariff. Cedar Rapids
Republican.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-20

II wish all might knos oi the benefit
| received from your Foley's Kidney
Remedy, says l. y Began, Farmer
Mo. Ills kidneys aud bladder gave him
80 mueh pain, misery aud annoyance, he
could not work nor sleep, lie says TO.
ley.s Kidney llemedy completely cured
him, For sale By Emporium Drug &c,
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-20

WANTED AT ONCE lIampton'a Maga-
zine wants q reliable man or woman In
Emporium "a sell the fastest growing
magazine IN America Earn $3.50 to
- O0 a day, Write immediately for
"salary PLAN and FREE outfit. Ad.
dress "VoN,n Sales Mgr, tIampton'a
Magazine, rs West s5th street, New
York sat.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-20
The pelineator for November.


With its November number the De.
Iineator celebrates its fortieth anniver-
sary. When the magazine issued its
first number to illustrate the fash
ions, women wore hoopskirts and
shawls, queer bonnets and quaint Golf
fures. Some of the early pictures are
reproduced in the current issue of the
magazine, which has developed mar
velously along all lines until it now
offers the best in literature, while it
speaks authoratatiyely concerning all
that pertains TO the art of dressing
well.
In this anniversary number, Mabel
Potter Daggett recalls incidents
"When the Delineator Was Young"
beginning with the story of how Mrs.
Butterick stopped sewing on her
baby's dress, one evening long ago, to
suggest TO her husband that women
would be- glad to have patterns for
their children's clothes. Charles Han.
son Towne reviews the "Noted Con
tTibutors to the Delineator,n among
whom are many of lasting fame, and
Honore Willsie describes "The Street
The Delineator Lives Onn-a street in
which numerous historic characters
once dwet.
Erman y Ridgway In his editorial
department, "Conyersazione,n an.
nounces that In celebration OF its for
tieth anniversary the Delineator will
make "A thorough Investigation OF the
legal status Of dependent children In
every State as step toward improv,
ing conditions
One of the leading articles Of the
month Is "rhe Passion for 'As Good
AS by David Graham Phillips, a
startling Arrangement Of extravagant
women. Loue " Del'oe writes of
"fhe Actors Other SelGn and Anne
Forsyth tells about her third "plaee"
In her venture, Seven Times a Ser.
vant.p
The fiction includes "From Genera.
lion 10 oeneration,n by Kate Jordan,
and "Lovers,n by James Oppanheim.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-20

KEW. j. L. ANDERSON, Pastor.
The pastor will preach next Sunday
at 1890 a. m., and 7;30 p. m. Morning
subject, "Magnanimity and Animosit y
In Contrast" Evening, Ruth Honor
ed" which will be end of the series of
evening discourses on the book of
Ruth. All the other regular services
of the day will be observed.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-20

Chamberlain Cough Remedy has be
eoue famous tuf ils cures ot coughs aud
coids, Group and influenza, ffy il when
Ia need Il contains 40 harmful sub.
stance aud always gives prompt relief
Sold by All dealers,
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-20
Ice Cream Social.

There will be an Ice cream social at
the West Greek School House,
Saturday evening, Oct. 22nd. the pro-
ceeds being for the benefit of the
school.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-20

noYsl GrHIS' FRHg COLUMBIA Bios.
CLns tor little easy spare time work
for Hamptouis Magazine. Send postal
for wonderful FREE Bicycle Offer
Address "Hioyele Ctub,n Room 63s, 90
West a5th st New York 3stt.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-20
TO The Voters Of Cameron County

am a candidate for the Legislature and respect
fully solicit your votes for at the coming election,
Tuesday, Nov. 8, 1910
have always stood for
Schools and Churches,
Play Grounds and Factories,
Farms and Homes.
have lived here 23 years and you all know me
and that have used my best efforts for the perman-
ent advancement Of the interests Of the whole county,
Our towns and county growing and
getting better schools, better churches and more
factories. We are the FRONT LINE in many things
and will try to do my share to keep there, and to
progress fast opportunity and means permit
We firmly believe the county is only beginning to
open up its coal operations and brick clays and that
they hold large and sure future for us all.
Trusting to merit your support and assuring you
Of my appreciation and best endeavor.
Yours very truly,
JOSIAH HOWARD,
Emporium, Pa, Oct II, 1910.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-10-20

Allpersona arc hereby forbidden from
treapaaslng upon the property Of this
Company without q permit from this
ofIioe, or the Manager AZ the works
kEYsrosE POWDER MFd. Co.
Emporium, Pa. August lst 1908
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1910-10-20
Chicago OutpIsyed.

The Athletics Yesterday. however,
were superior in every department OF
the came The great prowess OF King
was equalled by the reliable Thomas,
each man mailing two that attempted
to steal second. The pitching OF BEND
er. however. was far superior TO that
OF Overall. who was taken out OF the
box after the third inning. Mcintyre,
however. who replaced him, pitched a
mastery game. only one hit being
made while he was on the mound. a
beautiful double against the right field
made by Baker.
Three hits did the Indian give Chi
cago. and two OF these three with a
tumble of Strunk's in the ninth gave
the Cubs" their lone tally. Joe Tink-
er romped in with this single score.
There were sporting writer's from
every large city in the country. and
two. Jose c. Perez, sporting editor OF
lie Discussion. Havana, and Victor
Munoz, Redactor de Sports. FL Mundo,
Havana, who travelled all the way from
Cuba to cover the worlds series for
their respective papers.
The features Of the game were the
fielding Of Collins. the batting OF
Baker and the superb pitching OF the
Chippewa Indian. Charles Bender. To
day is another day and the fortunes OF
war may be with the Cubs.
The Official attendance was 26.eel,
and the total receipts 337.4245O The
national commission will receive 10
per cent, or $S742.45. The players re-
ceiye so per cent or 20,2O923, and the
club owners 80 per cent or $l3.472.S2.