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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-08-19

9rugen efterbnonoen bar iliot Snl-
lets Si6er eanife glatte.
gGffeliesmeoer / Ganoers. 5 ben
noroliee 8p0el, Der populprt fall
Oes nNarfen", bar no9le genner
meo Arfiteft gaulien iom 2eoer or
raneeret en- H9ffe g9ffeliesme0er |
ct 6elt, iom er reiIt oe0 Moriager.
pei.
Ser iamIes / De lune Sommernf-
tener en- itor, lptten0e Sfare ON
SUBS Orb. Boitor @eismnr, Mis.
iionererne Hapens og Mnoien ,R9it-
Oe6, bar taIt 9lften efter aften, lige.
Iom 8refen Senien fra a%sben6aon
boer often bar gIeoet og arbejoet
me0 SoGoiang til @uitar.affompoe.
nement. n
Disie Ms0er bar oa ogiaa oGe.
reOe baoret ipnlige 6rn9ter til Ser.
rens g@re og Wenneifers 5reIie.
Set itaOig itieenoe antaI 1il6e-
rere, b~poriblanot Der er mango, Der
elers life fommer til Meoe, oiier,
at man u6mGrfet goot fan 6oloe
89ffeliesmsoer ON Sommeren.
q. / Str. 0gbl."
Suftfnranitalt for 8prn. 8oa 9er.
re6ro, asbenbaon boor Der | De ie.
mere Inr bar oGret ct beitanoigt
ubDggeligere arneiteo for Ieo og
6attig0om, 9ritnoet paa oe to iiOite
8intres itore arbejo8les6eo, er ser
mallge liOenOe 9srn, og aommune.
l9ge q. Serge og aommlineIarer-
inoe SuIie Hiel bar oerfor lat Jig
/ geo9gelie for at oanne EN- Slags
allranitalt for 9srnene uoe oeo
grensbsis 8ilafoorter, 6por Der er
ct tort irit 2anO og tore u%6eboeoe
4reoler, iom fan erbperoes for6olos.
piS biGigt.
9lanen er, at 9prnene ifnloe til
6rin9e 0eres Dag 0eruoe, foa goo
gaao og @ooe = gruiebaoe = og
iaa b%efor6res biem ON aftenen meo
SporOognen, bOis enoeitotion er
oeru0e.
S boor itor ltOitrGfning 9lanen
fan oirfeli9geres, beror poa, 6oor
megen Ststte Sogen timber, men
man baober poa SiGlp fra ale, ser
bar Billie oe gone til at bialpe.
NcbbrGnOt Strife. gerie, 1. aug.
8iaitao airfe / Ssnfgbine Gen er
| Rot fuIOit9noig ne66r9not. timber
Soroenoeiret iloe 2pnet ne0 / Sir.
fetaarnet o9 antpnote 3reo9rfet.
8erfra forplanteoe Sl6en Jig til oe
eorige Dele al airfen. De beaige
aar, altertaolen oe arfioet blep
%reooeoe. airfen bpogeoes omfring
1890.
SDnncbilag. Senoog glften 3. 81.
Snli oroe ct poloiomt llpeir ben
ober &anoersegnen, og Der fanot
flere 2~pnne0ilog Ste6. Comet ilog
neo / yOuitrupeaar0en" / Otter al-
ling. @aaroens 3 ltolanger neo.
br9note, A aaloe inoebrenote.
@aoroen tilbbrer s. .. RieIien.
e%noOioere ilog 2pnet neo / Gbr.
Ssrgenien Smeos @aoro | BIS.
fling oeo 2erbierg. 1 Seit oe 1
Stort tnoebrRnote. Oct meite Sno.
DO brpnote.
2igelebes Hog 9pnet neo poa
Han6ers Warf og antenote ct Bar
uobuie, iom neobrGnote.
en- 2aoe til @aar6en v8eel.
gaaro" | Soarup paa5pn neobr9no.
te ogiaa iom 5slee af 2pnneoilag.
Ogioa paa Si9Iano bar Der ro-
Jet ct It9rft lloeir.
Ssnoag aften ilog 2pnet neo /
ben @aarbeier geter SEMEN tilbs.
renoe 9aneagergnaro / Chenille.
Iom fuIoit9noig n~eobrpnote, 81
aser, Der itoo / Stoloen og life
funne reooes, maatte ifnoes.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-08-19

ret 2eie for en- 9ortitolpe, iom peo
9rugen efterbnonoen bar iliot Snl-
lets Sioer eanife 9latte.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-08-19

ne q. Gbriitionien oe 6rf. MaItbe
taller ON Se0nineemisiionen.
M6oet teller ooer 200 Deltogere.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-08-19

5more Tisiiums eerermpOe. gam.
orup, 3. aueuit. = 5ormiooagS
aabneOes Sn0re Risiions Carer. OF
2GrerinOems0e Der meo en- @nOs.
tieneiie ! gpens airfe. bpor goitor
6. Woe fra Sfanoernp prpoifroc
oOer eigneIien ont SGoemnnoen.
! gftermibboa bolbes Der Rsos
| RisfionsbHiet. bpor Risiionrrer.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30
O.H.P.BELMONT

green with ivy. Whiteholme in Mar
ragansett ven is very handsome
with its red tiled roof and white
stucco walls, its sunken gardens and
its poplar lined driveway. 1t is the
home Of Mrs. H. B. Jacobs.
Home Of Richest Baby In America.
There is a touch of rare interest
added to the house OF Mrs. Nicholas
Brown by the reminder that it Ia
"the summer place for the richest
baby in America" John Nicholas
Brown is now about six years of age,
and he is an only child. The French
chateau has a solid and dignified look
and faces down across the sloping
lawn and the stone wharf upon the
island home of Ida Lewis.
Set in what look like pillows Of
green is Wakehurst, the home of Mrs.
James j. Van Allen, q big cottage In
the Norman French style with win
dows Of loaded glass. The house Is
we'll hidden from the street and the
sunken gardens are surrounded with
dainty conceits Of the gardeners art.
All over Newport these gardens are
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30

Twins were born to Mrs. O'Brien.
When the first one was born the nurse
called Jimmy and said:
Tell your aunt to come right over.
The stork has brought you a little
brother"
The aunt could not come owe imme-
diately. In a half hour the nurse
called Jimmy again and said:
Run over and tell auntie the stork
has brought you another brother"
Jimmy a to his aunt's house and
said:
"Auntie, the stork has brought an
other brother. | wonder how many he
will bring before night"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30

call homes they have been making
their way every evening. They expect
to make the trip every day for two
years before their task will be com
pleted.
Stately and Costly Homes.
To be sure 1.-THE Breakers" the
nome of Mrs. Cornelius Vanderbilt,
cost three millions in the days when
a dollar bought more than it does in
this year of grace. 1t is true also
that the great marble pile which is
owned by Mrs. Oliver Hazard Perry
Belmont cost something more than
that amount. Remembering these
things, all Newport is wondering
nowadays whether Edward Curtiss
James. commodore of the New York
Yacht club, means to eclipse the
splendors of these famous show
places In the big cottage" which he
is building at the summit of the high
est point on the island.
To make a site for his new home
Commodore James tore down the
gray stone mansion of that political
aspirant, who, a few years ago, was
called Gas Addicks." This site Is
somewhat apart from the clustered
palaces which mark the social CEN
ter of Newport. But society will find
the way to the new cottage" never
fear, when onc the scaffoldings are
down and the furnishing Of the salons
and the laying out of the gardens are
complete. Today 1t conveys a dis
.inct suggestion of coming splendor
as 1t looms against the sky with two
huge derricks hosting big blocks OF
stone to the roof.
Inquire in Newport for the newest
Of the show houses and 1t is likely
that first in the list will be mentioned
''The Elms," the stately and beauti-
full residence of Edward ]. Berwind
of Philadelphia. Stately and beauti-
full" are adjectiyes which may be con
joined a~dvisedly when one attempts to
express the impression which the
house makes upon him. 1t repro
duces q palace in France which was
once the establishment OF Nine. Pompa-
dour, and some of it's sculptural en-
bellishments came from the place
across the water.
Architectural Triumph.
THE Films" is French in all its de-
tails. yet its ornate ornamentation
never becomes meaninglessly ford.
The elevation Of the house above the
lawn greatly enhances the dignity of
its architectural style. Look from
the sweep Of green across the terraces
and the facade is Enthusiastically
French in its profusion Of carvings
and Its gr~acefulness Of outline.
So new is the house. indeed, that
It is not yet complete in all its de-
tails. Visitors lately have been peer
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30
The Crucial Test,

At an adjourned town council meet
ing in the north, a member casually
mentioned that a person could not en-
Joy or even distinguish between drinks
in the dark. A worthy baillie denied
this and offered to bet that, blindfold-
ed. he could name any drink given
him. The bet being accepted and the
baillie blindfolded, the test com
menced. The baillfe drank everything
submitted, smacking his lips and cor
rectly named the drink until the taker
was in despair. Then "try him wi
water" whispered a councillor, and
the hint was taken. Sip-smack-sip
"a shake of the head-"I Gamma just
mind the name O. this, but l mind O.
tasting it when | was a wee laddie."-
London Chronicle.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30
strong Plea for the Infants.

Mrs. Julia Ward Howe testified the
other day before the Massachusetts
legislative committee which is investi-
eating the milk situation. While CIV
ing her testimony she refused the
chair offered by the committee and
remained standing at the head of the
witness table. In making her plea
for pure milk Mrs. Howe said:
There are several parties to the
milk situation, and l think the prin-
cipal party is the child in the cradle.
There is no substitute for milk in
rearing children. It is a matter OF
life and death and should not take
long to settle. l do want that those
who produce this important food
should have suitable compensation. ]
stand for justice to all parties and
mercy to one, the infant"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30
Casey at the Bat.

This famous poem is contained in the
Coca-Cola Baseball Record Book for
1910, together with records, schedules
for, both leagues and other valuable
baseball information compiled by au-
thorities. This interesting book sent
by the Coca-Cola Co., Of Atlanta, Ga,
on receipt of &c stamp for postage.
Also copy of their booklet "The Truth
About Coca-Cola" which tells all about
this delicious beverage and why it is
so pure, wholesome and refreshing.
Are you ever hot-tired-thirsty?
Drink Coca-Cola-it is cooling, re-
lieves fatigue and quenches the
thirst. At soda fountains and car
donated in bottles-5c everywhere.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30

seen Just now under the hands OF
their designers, who are trimming
them and bringing the potted trees
and plants out of the greenhouses to
set them about the terraces and bal
ustrades. So solid is the turf and SO
true is the cutting that the patterns
wrought into these lawns r as exact
in their dimensions and as intricate in
their designs as the embroideries
upon the gowns of the women who
tread among them.
Beautiful Rose clif.
Among all these villas-to use the
term that was employed a genera
ton ago before society had set the
stamp of approval upon the word
"cottage"-none is more graceful in
its lines and more beautiful in its or
namentation than the home of Mrs.
Herman Oelrichs. Rose Cliff is a
large house, to be sure, but the pro-
portions are so managed that one
does not realize its size until one
walks about the grounds and looks
at ths building from various angles.
IL Is a marble house Of two stories.
The lower half of the facade shows
fiat Surfaces broken with Ionic col
umns ara p~ilasters. The upper has
the futed pilasters only with a pro-
jecting car ny type of cornice.
Above It ar 5foups of Cupids; many
an observer would speak of them as
Watteaus In marble. The two wings
of the main front inclose a court
which has been laid out in squares
and circles of green lawn and white
gravel, with marble lions and urns
and seats and a small fountain for
sculptural adornment. The Italian
garden which one comes to expect as
a part Of the gardening upon any of
these Newport estates is at the side
of the house and it is one of the most
complete of them all. The grounds
reach toward the sea in terraces and
an unusual number of pieces of stat
uary show white against the green.
These and scores more of houses
whose cost mount far into the fig
ures of five and six and seven nu-
merals make the background of the
plutocratic life Of the great resort.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30

n; :: e: :: T.: :: !: !: e.; &: &C: 4: e: e: : !: !:
@SF vous of wealth and fashion
w. a cottage whose cost
rounds the million, not
once but thrice, is an event of some
magnitude.
A single million for a summer home
is a mere bagatelle at the social cap
ltal of the United States" But when
a mansion which cost half a million is
torn down and the materials used for
building-stone in the rearing Of a new
house upon the same site Newport be-
comes interested. Even the sewer
ing of the new palace costs $4,000.
The lodge represents an outlay OF
three times that amount. Even in
Newport, where people are accus-
toned to marble chateaux and ornate
villas, the outlay excites more than
merely languid attention and passing
curiosity.
Every morning for a year 500 work
men have been plodding out to their
toll upon the new structure, and back
to their diminutive huts which they
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30
Awful Prosnect.

One day recently a clergyman was
performing a marriage ceremony at
the parsonage in the presence of his
little son. The boy listened very at
tentively while his father pronounced
the couple husband and wife, then
going to his mother he said:
Mamma, when a man marries a
woman, must he live with herr"
yes, DEAR" his mother replied.
The boy was thoughtful for a mo-
ment and then said:
Mamma, must papa live with all
the women he has married."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30
"WHRBLE PHLA ICE

aged paper a stored as a dead loss.
Finally the manufacturer sent it to a
London agent and instructed him to
sell 1t at any price. The paper was
an instantaneous hit with the buyers
and large additional orders were re-
ceived. The maker was In a dilemma,
for he did not know how to reproduce
1t, Fortunately he was a man who
took his wife into confidence, she re-
vealed the inward facts in the case
and their fortunes were made.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30
"A Trained Nurses Experiences with
Reslnol Ointment,

applied Resinol to an liberated leg
of six months standing. Almost every
thing had been tried to heal 1t. Made
two applications a day for four weeks
and leg was permanently healed.
/ have used Resinol on children's
faces to heal eruptions and for every
thing that seemed to need an ointment
with satisfactory results in every case.
Mrs. Isadore q. Cameron,
Augusta, Me. Graduated Nurse.)
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30
From the Greek.

It is said of the inhabitants of Iasus
off Caria that when a certain harper
was performing the people who were
listening heard the bell for the open
ing of the fish market, and rushed off,
with the exception of n man who
was a little deaf. The harper, coming
up, addressed him thus: my good sir,
l am much fattered by your staying
to hear me when all the rest ran off
at the sound of a bell" "What?" said
he, has the fish-bell rung? Then I'm
off too. Good-by."-Strabo.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30

trees BY a newspaper article. Within
q few days the trunk had been hacked
and m~utilated and adorned" with the
initials Of men Of the kind who, If
given an opportunity, would paint
their. names on the pyramids and the
Washington monument.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30

1t Id said that an ancient oak, one
II the blazed trees OF the old Green
Gay Indian trail, is to be marked by
a commemorative tablet. II the per
SONS, whose worthy intentions cannot
be doubted will give over their plan
the probability Is that the tree will
live much longer without re tabe e
than with Il. SAYS ,he hiesl Pos
The vandnt reiic fsr'eiS VII RET n
their work when cnee they Aiiow M!iat
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30
Horrible Thought.

But why do you think we are in
imminent danger Of a war with Eng
land?"
"Ain't Alfred Austin just as likely
as not to write a poem on the occasion
of Roosevelt's visit?"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30
Surprise for the Deity.

"Papa," said a little girl, rushing
into the room with the air Of one bring
ing valuable information, did you
know that the Browns little baby was
dead?"
"Yes, dear, l heard of it. Aren't you
sorry?"
Eyes, but, papa, it was only three
days old"
Il know, love-" +.
"And don't you think God will be
surprised to see 1t come back so
soon?"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30
8.

Sick kidneys give unmistakable sig.
mails of distress. Too frequent or scanty
urinary passages, backache, headache
and dizzy spells tell Of disordered kid.
neys. Neglect of these warnings may
prove fatal. Begin using Deans Kid.
ney Pills. They cure sick kidneys.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30
USEFUL ARTICLES BY CHANCE
Numerous Convenlences Lead to Con-
clusion That They Came Into
Being by Accident.


The number of useful articles in
vogue today that were invented by &C.
cident would lead to the conclusion
that most conveniences come into be-
ing in that way. For example, the
porcelain Of your bath tub was dis
covered by an alchemist who was
seeking a mixture of earths that would
make the most durable crucibles. and
roast pork came into being through
the accidental burning of a pig sly in
Scotland, together with its inmates.
When Marshall Jewell was minister
to Russia he discovered the secret of
making Russia leather by his sense of
smell, The Russians use birch bark
tar in dressing skins instead of tallow
and grease. By literally following his
nose n day on a visit to a large
Russian tannery, Jewell CHANGED upon
the secret compound in a large kettle.
He recognized the odor of the birch
bark and reported the discovery to his
government. AS a result genuine Rus
STA leather goods are now being made
in this country.
A hen once walked through a clay
puddle and then into a sugar house
and left tracks Of her muddy feet on
a pile Of sugar. Wherever her tracks
were, it was noticed the sugar was
whitened. After a number of expert
ments 1t was found that wet clay was
valuable in refining sugar.
The wife of an English paper
maker once let a blue cloth bag fall
by accident into one of the vats OF
pulp. She was SO frightened when
her husband became enraged because
Of the blue tint of the paper resulting
that she did not confess her agency In
the affair. For four years the dam
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30
Fool and Vandal

the oak is. Trees. like other things.
must be saved from their fool foes.
In order to save the great elm on Bos-
ton common from the chipping and
chopping degenerates It was necessa-
ny 70 build an iron fence about 1t and
to put It under special protection Of
Jf;aet police There are a good many
rlnd ~ II. A MA. stanainp ~ the
woods 10 til orr sor Son year
40 aitct.tiul n.s Sa.s-l u vae u The
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30
The Juvenile Buster.

The famous Champ Clark, at a din
ner at Bowling Green. said Of the
trusts:
1.-THE feeling against ~monopolies has
reached yer to the nursery. I saw a
little girl the other day slip something
beneath her plate. Then she MUIR
INJURED angrily:
81 wish there was an a~nti-crust
law"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30
TAKE A FooT-BArH TONIGHT

After d~issolving one or two Aliens Foot
Tabs (Antiseptic tablets for the foot-bath)
in the water. 1t will take out all soreness
smarting and tenderness, remove foot
odors and freshen the feet. Aliens Foot.
Tabs instantly relieve WEAKNESS ant
sweating or inflamed feet Inc hot nerv.
BUSINESS of the feet at night. Then fol
comfort throughout the day shake Allen:
Foot Ease the antiseptic powder into you
shoes. Sold everywhere 25c. Avoid sub
stitutes. Samples of Aliens Foot-Tabs
mailed FREE or our regular size sent BY
mail for Csc. Address Allen s. Olmsted
Leroy, N. Y.
"Font : Tabs for Foot-Tubs.n
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30

Mrs. NJ. A. Gam.
bin, Russellville,
Ark, says: Il was
In such bad shape
from kidney disease
that / gave up hope
of my recovery. !
could rest neither
night or day, the
pains in my back
nearly driving me
frantic. There were
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30

decided dropsicaI symptoms such as
swelling of my feet and ankles and my
heart palpitated violently. After doc
toring without benefit, I began with
Doan's Kidney Pills and when l had
used two boxes I was as well as ever"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30
K Foods.

Coffee made Of burnt turnips, milk
olored with coal tar. and pepper
ehich is ground olive stones are three
I the exhibits ut q faxed food exni
y. ton iii London
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30
The Gentle Game.

Knicker--Did he set foot where nan
never trod before?
Bocker-Yes, he kicked another
player on the skull.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30
Happlneas.

Happiness is not found in self-con-
temptation; It is perceived only when
1t is reflected from another.--Johnson.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30

Adversely is sometimes hard upon a
man; but for one man who can stand
prosperity there are a hundred that
will stand adversity.-Carlyle.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30

No one need speak of monotony if
only they just look around for IN
others wants.-Royston.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30

d.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invig-
crate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated,
tiny granules. easy TO take as candy. II
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30
a Matter of Approach,

Its ILLUS easy enough to find out
what the other faller's thinkin' NV eff
you strike him the right way."-Bos-
ton Herald.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30

Give a man health and a course to
steer, and he'll never stop to trouble
about whether he's happy or not.-G.
Bernard Shaw.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30

Red, Weak, Weary, Watsry. Eyes.
Relieved BY Murine Eye Remedy. Try
Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You viii
Like Murine. 1t Soothes. Soc at Your
Druggists. Write For Eye Books. Free.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30

The glory Of riches and OF beauty Is
frail and transitory; virtue remains
bright and eternal.-Sallust.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30

A torn jacket is soon mended; but
hard words bruise the heart of a
child.-Longfellow
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30

Lewis Single Binder, extra quality to-
bacco, costs more than other &c cigars.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30
Tonaue TMlthter ThlmpIified.

Some of these tongue twisters are
really very hard to enunciate, for in
stance: The sea ~ceaseth, and 1t suf-
ficeth u.s."
"That'th eathily thaid," lithpingly
thmiled Mithth Elithabeth. You
thimply thay it tho; The thea theath-
eth, and it thuffitheth uth!'"-Life.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30

How we dislike the dentist who
spares no pains.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30
SUMMER COTTAGE
THAT WILL COST
100000
HOME O~FPLUTOCRAT
EDWARD cuRTlss JAMES, CON-
MoDoRE OF NEW YORK YACHT
CLUB, is THE BUILDER.

Newport, Famed In All Lands as the
City of Palaces, Has Never Looked
More Beautiful Than II Does This
Year-some Of the Best Known Of
Its Gorgeous and Costly Abodes-
Mrs. Belmont's marble House,"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-30

Elephant--Say, Hippo, close that
submarine opening of yours or the wa
ter will rush in and sink you.
Hippopottamus-Oh, lock up your
trunk and put a strap round it If you
don't want to have it busted.