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The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-06-14
R c Sc R Y @ | r
W i'll BE
VlSl TED

Thursday morning the water will be
turned into the reservoir that Ogden
City has just completed The people
OF ogden are Invited to accompany
the mayor, city council and city ON
ciais on their visit to witness the
event
The party will leave the city hall at
9 o'clock in automobiles and carriages
and proceed 10 the reservoir site, and.
with informal ceremony. tudn the wa
ter into the best reservoir from every
point of view there is In the inter-
mountain country.
The public is urged to be present
nordcr TO gain an idea OF the quality
of the work performed.
The ride to the reservoir will be Il
pleasant one In the morning and
should be enjoyed by all having autos
or carriages.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-06-14
CLOSIN G OF
ORPHEUM
SHOW

After a short life AS stock house.
with the Orpheum players as the at
traction. the Orpheum theater closed
It's doors Monday evening for the
summer II will probably not open
again until about the FIRST OF August
when the regular Orpheum season
starts.
From the beginning the stock conf
pany has been losing proposition
The company has been kept there
week after week at loss TO the man
ayers. Two weeks ago r. A. Grant
who opened the stock season with a
company, most OF whom were In the
Bungalow Stock company Of Salt
Lake, severed his connection. The
members OF the company decided
that they would try running the com
pany and divide the receipts after all
expenses had been paid This was
done last week and up TO Sunday
night of this week. when the COM
pany decided that 1t was a losing
game.
Sunday evening the stock company
opened for a weeks run In Strong
heart" But after seeing the small
house for the initial performance II
required a much stronger heart than
any member OF the company possess
ed to continue playing.
AT the conclusion of the show,
"Strongheart." the old Indian chief
and the rest of the good Indians
held a pow-wow on the football cam
pus-back Of the scenes-and II was
decided TO duIt-and they did. Many
OF the members OF the company went
to Salt Lake City. where they will
cast their lot with Willard Mack G
Company.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-06-14

tourists for the Park Many rescrya-
tions have been made for the Initial
run OF the special.
All kinds OF coal $3.50 cash. delly.
ercd. M. l.. Jones Coal Co.
Olsen on Trlal.-Hoken Olsen of
Huntsville is being tried In the NUM-
cipal court this afternoon on the
charge OF alleged selling Of intoxlcat-
Ing liquor without a license The
case Will not be concluded until late
this evening There are two similar
charges against Olsen and all OF the
offenses arc claimed to have been
committed at Huntsville.
Laying Cement Platform-Thc &C.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-06-14
FUNERAL SERVICES
SABURO ICH|MURA

The funeral OF Saburo Ichimura.
the Japanese who was Killed by hold
ups on Saturday night. was held at
the Episcopal church this afternoon,
Rev. w. w. Fleetwood. presiding
The church was crowded to the
doors with the American and Japan
ese friends OF the deceased banker,
About a hundred persons gathered
about the entrances oil the church
during the services.
AZ the conclusion OF the services
the funeral cortege formed and, led
by the Ogden city hand proceeded to
the City cemetery, where lnterment
took place.
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NOTICE TO PUBLIC.
Ogden Canyon Weekday Sched-
ule, Effective June 18th.
1910.

First car leaves Union Depot at
go a. M, and every forty minutes
thereafter until 1900 p. m.
First car leaves Hermitage at Cos
and T:40 a M, and every forty min
utes thereafter until II 40 p. ~.
Tho 6 55 a. III. car leaving the Her
mitage connects with the 730 u, NJ.
Bamberger train for Salt Lake.
j. w. BAILEY, Supt. =
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-06-14
KITCHENER DECLINES POST.

LONDON. June 15.-Lord Kitch-
ener's decllnatlon of the post OF In.
spector general OF the Mediterranean
forces. to which he was appointed
last August. succeeding the Duke OF
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-06-14
LEGAL.
DELINQUENT NOTICE.

psuy. Location OF principal pluc, Of busi-
ness, ogden. Utah Notice. There arc
d'linducnt upon thc following described
STOCK. on account Of assessment levied
on tho slst daS OF Iarch. 1910. md ali AZ
hcssments levied previously thereto. the
several amounts set opposite the numcs
or the rSspoctlyc shareholders, - i0l~
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-06-14

And In accordance with law and an
order Of the board OF directors made on
the $lst day OF March. 1910. many
sharcs OF each parcel OF such ttock as
may bo necessary. Will be sold at tho
office OF the secretary. Court House, Og-
den. Utah. on tho list day OF July ll0.
at tho hour OF ; O'Clock y. M. Of tho
soid day TO pay delinquent assessments
thereon. together with the cost OF odvcr-
tising aud expenses OF sale.
A. d CHAMBERS. Secretary
Court House, ogden, Utah.
FirHt publication. June II. 1910
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-06-14

Connaught. was communicated Off.
clally 10 the house OF commons by
Richard b. Haldan. secretary OF war.
today.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-06-14

Our idea OF nerve is that possessed
by the man who would ask to borrow
an automobile.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-06-14

The girl who thinks she won't have
to curry any more burdens after she
is married has some experience com.
Ing 10 her.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-06-14

II the government would only bet
on It's weather reports there would he
plenty OF chances TO pick up some
easy money
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-06-14
ATTACKS PiNCHOT.

Washington, June lin the
course OF q speech in the sen
ate today, during debate on tho
land withdrawal bill, Secretary
Hepburn spoke of eX-Forester
Pinchot as an apostle of fall
lacy, theory and ignorance.
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q H,f JAPANESE ScHoolB0r" WASHINGTON
: MmM az tasf31nuRA TOGO (~AalAAee IRWIN
Should Congress Stop
Jeff-JohnsOn Prizefight?

tend. In Borneo the Hon. Natives ~
very shocky to hear about fst-strikinE
habits OF Americans. but when they
grows weary Of do-nothins on that dear
island they go-out with stick-knives for
hunt foreigners. And when some for
eigners are caught by running they re-
moves his toes as trofies OF the chase
No, Mr. Editor, do not deny 10 say
that puggiiism might not cease 20 be sd-
mired in America. But when the Eng
Iish budget or the murder OF King Or
a. new book by Mrs Humply Ward clGs-
ters around the newspaper bUll-boards &
larger crowd than assemblies there fire.
ouent1y for read about two Human Wal
lops of different color but equal brutality
when them important and distressing
events creates NOR electric feeling and
publick rumpus than prizehghts, then IL
are sure sign that the Millinium are ar
irving around corner IN rapid ottomo-
bile.
Hoping you will telegraf me when 10
arrives, Yours truly.
HASHIMURA TOGO
Copyright, 1910. by tbs Associated Lit
erary Press)
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eat, s'pose we hear Il little about this
scheme OF your'n," lightly suggested Ed
gar Remember Witham amt the only
man what's got ready money
Irad's face relaxed at the repricve. TN
tell you ALL he cried. Insulated gravity
simply means overcoming the power that
keeps things on earth. l create u vacuum
and fill it with anti-gravity ozone and eV-
erything inside the space covered by that
vacuum goes whiZZing into the air, never to
come back. Just imagine me insulating
gravity over your rocky pasture. Here's
z big stone / slip the vacuum area over
1t. and swishi There's a hole in tho
ground stone has gone. Next we take Il
stump-sizz! It's only q memory. Say
there's wreck on the railroad. Send for
Bglow's vacuum cleaner and eradicator,
says the telegram. Along | come on Il
special train. Whiz, wreck is cleared and
vanished into space. A big building must
come down TO make room for a sky-scrapeT.
All right; turn on the insulated gravity.
Sizzle, All clear in four seconds
when il comes TO old buildings and fire
ruins every job Of that natur' in the coun-
try is mine. My apparatus can be carried
on q farm wagon No contractor can
buck against me- Say ] git a pitiful
81 600 for city jon. ] loaf up to the place,
light A seegar tell the crowd 10 stand
gravity condenser In three ticks of the
watch I'm ready to ask VIII that be ALP
And there you be-
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Earn So 600 quick as that muttered
Edgar, pressing his temples.
That's only Tor a simple job coolly ex-
planned Trad. Say there's been "A big fire
and many acres are in ruins I look the
job over and offer to do It for half a mil
lion, completing the Job in a day, or give q
forfeit. It's a bargain and l get busy.
It begins to rain ruins-only * rains up
instead of down. Think Of 1t, Acres and
acres skimmng straight up into the air,
never to return"
Gee Whit whispered Edgar
But all this is only pocket money to
added Trad. The government VIII be
tickled 10 death to pay me, say, 800, 0G0 q
yea" just TO insure II against war ANY
government would And Ls.wd knows what
they'd pay II they got To bidding against
each other. But let It stay at s400, 600. Then
comes q war Gents says l. 'it'l cost you
Just a even four million for me To stop this
trouble tomorrow afternoon It's dirt
cheap and they agree / go out and meet
the foe and turn eight lines of gravity
hose. Instantly the enemy is killing sky
ward. eighteen miles a second" And Trad
paused triumphantly.
"Witham amt your man." hoarsely
pleaded Edgar. "But / be"
Then We'll begin putting up the air
shaft at once" warmly agreed Trad
"Air shaft" puzzled Edgar
Yes; you see. we've got to build air
shaft; like chimba. Till we get above tho
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Togo Suggests a Plan
to Settle National Issues

after such a defeat?" I ask it because
few things is worth SOC TO see
who would expect it, say Nogi de-
ceptiveIy. But all japanese Boys must
be there with sun-fags TO wave it when
Hon. ireland goes laydown, because such
q sight occurs with delicious SELDOM
ness"
| have already arrange to go-see free
lecture on Universal Peace" at Japan
csc y. NJ c. A; but 1 surrender this
pleasure & depart sadly with derby to
prize-h hitting contest where patriotick
duty is situated.
AT suburbs Of trolley arrive there
slyly by $50 p. IN. Darkness seen every
where with occasional street lamps,
Next by one Of these We observe q po-
lice appearing innocent, so we know we
must be close to some law-breaking or
another.
Hon Mr. Sir" say Nogi, with polite
cigar, at where will Hon. Kid Oyama
do hitting game with Hon. Mike Kelley,
please?"
Il am aware Of no such Illegal trans
action" berate Hon. Police. Therefore
you win find it at McGhouls Athletick
Association, 3 doors up the alley"
We 90 so and arrive there.
! pay price Soc for me & another for
Nogi, because he are married and can't
not afford it,
Interior OF hall are filed with persons
IL benches or walking on each other TO
get there. American language spoken
OF all sides while eating deep sInudge Of
tobacco smoke Hither & thither was
occasional Japanese trying TO appear less
refined.
In central middle of hall stood a slight
Republican platform covered with can
vas & surrounded by a bandaged fence.
Why are that Hon. Fence so care
fully enwrapped by cloths & other soft
muslins?' l ask-it of gentleman what
sat adjoined 10 me-
1t are so padded TO keep Hon. Fighter
from being hurried when he are slammed
up against it" rebu1e Hon Sicllly.
Are not hurting people the object of
all Gghts?" I require; but Hon. Illness
are too busy eating smoke TO remem-
Der
VIII persons make speeches from that
bandaged platform we see-it?" was next
question for me.
of surely. Mike say Hon III. Hon
PuggiIist what win this fight Will imme-
diately challenge Hon. Corbatt, Hon.
Fits, Hon. JEFF, Hon. Alton b Parker &
all other entirely retired heavyweights,
as is customary after fights"
Are this not dangerous custom?" 1
shodder.-
"Ah, no." manipulate this feebly man.
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ho,,e,,, direction hoping that Hon
Jsnan might learn lesson by this ana
not enter no more in this form OF brutal
lin i,tsu which are only good for white
mans to include Hon. Niggers who seem
to know how.
MR.. EDITOR, L seen by all news
prints of recently how Hon Jim JET and
Hon. Jon Johnson was going 10 play this
hitting game in Western States. My in
telIectual brain were stirred by this an
nouncement, but when l learned how
that Hon. Johnson were merely deep
colored niggero from Texas L could not
be very enthusiasm, although hui crowds
was huddled by day & night around
newspaper bulI-boards to see which
might lick.
Punch-fghting are great Anglo-Saxon
amusement, 1 am told-then why should
entire heavyweight championship of the
world be fought by a Hon Niger to
prove it7 ask to know.
And why should alI-America make
such a demonstratus OF patriotism be-
cause wide citizens with their brains
in their shoulders stand together for Il
hour endeavoring to push away each
others breath? If two great & famous
Americans should como together for
such punch-fighting, then II would be
grand sight & all reporters and histo-
rians should be there with livfng-picture
machine to get story of the fife by
rounds Would it not be a brutal and
inspiring sight IL Hon. Jo-Uncle Cannon
II ~, "a
p6ulticed arena for decide-it by swats?
And if Hon. Jo-Uncle should Delay Hon.
Vic low-doWn by cruel blow would not
that decide-it the Tariff once forever?
Or if Hon. Pinchot are not satisfied with
what he got could he not challenge Hon.
BaIlinger to meet him for 20 rounds with
hitting-n1ittens in Salt Lake City, gate
recipes Of this entertainment to go to
Standard Oil or some other worthy char
ity?
Such fight. Mr. Editor. would be
International Event and well worth SOC.
to see it.
Should prize hitting contest De
oienched bv Congress? This are ques-
ton which are being asked by many
wise Professors. Answers is. No! Prlze-
hitting will be a pleasant thing Tor all
civilized races TO observe so long as they
enjoys seeing other people hurt In
Spain man-fighting are regarded Win
abhorror, but bull-fghting are quite d
gentIemanly game for ladies TO Withus-
In Germany they are carelus ABOUT
n1nch-hitting. yet sworddules there Is
frowny down thumping-pastllne dS pu0
lick amusement, but publick executions
10 fine turnout for garden parties 10 at
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by poulticed posts in opposite corners
When [ observe splandid bulges all over
that Hon Oyama / am very sorrow 1or
Hon. Island which must so soon be col
lapsed by it. Helpful nurses surround
them Heroes to make them comfortable
by shoo-away flies with napkins & drop
waterfalls on their evelids. Soonly Hon.
Umpire enter ring & fit-on pilloW-mlt-
tens to their knuckles. Both heroes up
rise.
kid Oyama of Nagasaki." renounce
Hon Umpire with points. And Mike
Kelley of Oregon
Shouting confused by whistles, ST.
lences Bell toll once from platform q
both them Hon. Fights approach to each
other with pillows raised on the ends of
their arms Sakes of land, such a scene
what I seen,
Hon. Japan slap both wrists in direc-
ton of Hon. Ireland which respond with
slight two-step & mean jounce on cheek
of Oyama when he We're not expecting
it, All, such sportive signals then from
Nagasaki child who do pin-Wheel gym
nastus with arms & stamps from angry
rage Hon. Ireland observe this for
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Wash. D. c.
To Sporting Editor Tribune. who IS
sxsre how EVIL. though less pure than
Virtue. yet oftenly wins because he
keeps In Training.
Dearest SIR
since Hon. Roosevelt have wrote from
dsrkv Africa telling Hon. John Johnson
,coloredl how bully he is for knocks,
strikes snd other talented puggEsm,
many minds Of prominence here in
WASHINGTON has been betting more
money than seems respectable fer Con-
rress.nen TO have, on the Jef-Johnson
nunch fight. Most Insurgents is betting
on Hon. Johnson. because he is a Roose-
welt Policy. But nearly each Regular
Republican has from soc to $50 de-
posited on Hon Jas JEFF. because he Is
like the Tariff. growing heavier each
day and nearly impossible 10 beat.
Mr.. Editor. i am surprised shockly to
see refined & peaceable Statesmen like
Senator Stone take such morbid de-
light IN seeing Hon. JET bruise Hon.
Johnson merely because the latter
puegiist has q few relatives IN the Pull
man porter business. But We can never
tell where Prejudice viii coax us to.
Has not L. s. Statesmen some more
lofty business than betting OF pumps &
punches. however skillful? Would they
rot seem more 6ignified passing a meat
law. so that the depressed people of
Cleveland, Ohio, could have an Occa-
eional muttonhouse steak and not be
come entire vegetables? : ask TO know
Moreoverly. Mr.. Editor, : am seriously
cure that punch-hghting is not best
healthy calestnenics for the human
faces. know because a few weeks Of
wore seen in San Francisco a de-
l.oiously brutal exhibit of gIove-knock-
irg which reyo!ved between a japanese
and Irish. / shall explain ii in the fol-
loving aDeNdote:
KID OYAHA. celebrated japanese
rugilist, have of recently came To notice
iT, California and are approaching rap
io.y 20 Fame because OF punches which
he have received from Young Cohen,
Spike Luchettf K other talented Irish
f1nuckles Puggilism ere 4 great Anglo
saxon sporty which japanese must learn
80 co If they expects II become Chris
tisns. Therefore this Oyanla child
oftenly enjoy great injury from these
professors OF box which IS teaching him
how TO learn.
One evening last Sept. Is Cousin Nogi
encroach TO my room with 4 ribald vest
& other race-track symptoms TO include
nornous cigar.
Togo. please mingle banZai with
me-" he corrode. Tonight for price 5Oc
xe can see Japan defeat Ireland by skill
ful bruises.
VIII ireland remain forever silent
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ITO challenge a retired puggiist are the
safest thing in the world
Sudden awed hosh over entire hall
Enter somebody done up in a towel
with infamed hair & some legs beunder
him Of light baroness. He is pitched to
platform midst sporty yall & continuous
ovation of reports from all present eX-
cept japanese residents. Hon. Pugg re-
move towelling & reveal strongly
grouped forearm & hui forceps More
yalls.
Are he not beauty" inquire Sick
Man next by me.
4 cannot admire such an unkind
face is commute from me.
Soonly approach somebody else, also
done up in a towel with blackish pom
padour above & some legs beunder him
Of yellow baroness. Even then l knew
he were a Japanese. I rebound TO my
footS.
Nippon banzai, additional hurrahsi"
| shout-it & am joined with Nogi & 6
other japanese; but we cannot make
Sufficient echoes with such slight num-
berS-
Them two Hon. Heroes take set-down
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timid fear & make retreating- Such JOY
gasps for me! F'irecrackers are sprouts
ing in my SOUL remind myself OF the
Lao Yang-I am filed with Port Ar
thur
When suddenly some very sad axident
happen.
can not told how it do-so; but when
nextly l look Hon. Oyama are laying
ipronely on the seat of his back & Hon.
Bell are tolling one-twO- three.
Are he dead?' ask of Hon. Sick Man
benext me.
He are not dead but sleepy" bounce
back this pale person.
More ding-dongs by gong TO number of
ten counts. then quit. Great excitement
everywhere. Cordial explosions Of good
feeling from all Ireland present, COM
mixed with deep breathing from Jap
anese.
This Oyama ladd had rested long
enough" say Nogi for disgusry. When
will he actually begin?"
HE have already actually begun,
say Hon. Sicl1ly. He are now actually
finished
SO me & Nogi retire our feetsteps in
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no. L
IESULATEDGRAEITI
EogaI

It'll have to ask you to hurry, as 1
80 must be back in time for milking.
q reminded aged Trad BiglOw's COUSIN,
Edgar.
III be ready in q minute meekly re-
riied the old man, his face weary with ap-
arehension. as he wondered how long ms
cousin Freeman would play the host. Il
lost some time incoming about my insulated
sraviiy scheme, the one Jim Withan IS
coming In On You know II YOU don't nlno
ia like tc drive by Williams place Hen
he anxious to hear how I'm gettin on.
Now, Il yourn lend a hand with the
TURKS
~ hadn't fggered on passing William
risce" slowly informed Edgar, MS eyes
scowling. II Amt got much use for him
Queer you should take any stock IN him.
Cheated his mother out OF the farm. and
LEI note he give his father go 10 protest
Huh, What is this gravity business
Trad paused n reaching for his trunk
It's e.npiy my old idea of clearing farm
land o. s.urnps and rocks, % clearing
wreck. from railroads, and OF clearing off
ois buildings in cities All done without
-,en or machinery, and each COB requiring
only o few seconds. inns sort OF pleased
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-02-27
HE KIN EW,

In Western Kansas a teacher in PRE-
mary grade was instructing her class in
the composition OF sentences After talk
OF several minutes she wrote two SEN
fences on the blackboard. one syntactically
wrong and the other a misstatenent OF
fact The sentences were The hen has
three legs and WHO done it2'
Willie" said the teacher to one OF the
youngsters go 10 the board and show
where the fault lies in those Two SEN
fences"
Willie slowly approached the board. evi-
IDENTIFY studying hard on the tangle- Then,
TO his teachers CONSERVATION, he took tns
crayon and wrote: THE hen never done It.
God done it."-Cosmopolitan Magazins.
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NOT THE SAME JOSHUA.

One day recently an old darkey was
brought In from the mountain district OF
Alabama under suspicion OF maintaining
an Illicit still. There was no real evidence
against him. -
sWhat's your name. prisoner asked tbs
Judge. as he peered at the shamolins ne-
gro.
My names Joshua, jeoge, was the RS
ply.
rubbed his hands Joshua. you say? Are
Won the same Joshua spoken OF IN the
Holy Writ-the Joshua who made the sun
stand stii?''
mo, tedge.'' was the hasty reply. Al N
de Joshua dat made de moonshine- Cos
mopolitan Magazine
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with the scheme. and wants to put some
money and
.'Yas, he'll put in a pile hotly sneered
Edgar. ''IFhe Witham puts up a cent 1t
means some one is going TO get skinned.
Had his gran'mother put on the poor farm
winters as there want no chores for her
10 do. I've always treated you like
Christian Dang the money, / don't care
FOR that. But its the principle. Trad, you
amt treating me right. Now, for old
times sake. won't YOU spare me another
dav. and not go to Freeman's till to-mor-
rcro''
Edgar" cried Trad, when you talk like
that I'm conquered. I'll stay. I'll stay"
Then. while we're waiting for a bite 10
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a SAD CASE.

On n voyage across the ocean an Irish
man died and was about to he buried at
sea. HIS friend Mike was the chief mouFner
at the burial service, at the conclusion Of
which those in charge wrapped the body
In canvas preparatory To dropping IL over
board III IL customary to place = heavy
shot VITA body 10 insure Its Immediate
sinking, but III this instance, nothing else
beih available. large lump OF coal was
substituted. Mixes cup of sorrow over
flowed AT this, and he tearfully exclaimed !:
OH, Pat, knew you'd never get 10
heaven, but. hegorry. 1 didn't think you'd
nave 10 furnish your own fuel'-Cosmo-
politan Magazine.