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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-07-31
Wosed Argument With Woman Says the Old Bookkeeper

for each objection made to q woman IS
argument she has two more to offer.
AS Captain Maryatt s old boatman used
to say Of his wife. 'She g only con-
Yinccd by her own convictions and
the wise man who values his own peace
of mind will do well to accept the die
tum of his wife. or any ether woman
with whom he gets In an argument and
let it 20 at that. -
"W EN- me fadder an muddcr gets in
narg mont, me an Jimmy, dats me
little brudder. ducks an skins out,
cause we knows me mudder's goiD' to
get mad an dere' u be rough house ,fore
she gets troo," broke in the Office boy.
The boy, who was wont to listen
Intently when the bookkeeper was talk
ing, whether he understood or not, had
spoken before he thought and now
retired rather crestfallen as some Of
the others laughed.
"'That IS the trouble with women, +"
the Old Bookkeeper went on. "In ar
gument she gets too much In earnest.
She raises her voice. and that means
that Mysteries are not far away. This
comes from the more primitive men,
tallty of the female as compared with
the male. A man can carry on an ar
gument without raising his voice or
allowing his feelings to enter into the
controversy at all. 1t is an lmpcTSonal
matter. He does not expect to change
the other man g views, and is very
certain the other man cannot change
his. 1t in nowise affects his regard for
the other man. for indeed he doesn t
care. Few women have advanced this
far. An argument with a woman. even
upon trivial question, becomes per
sonal matter-almost a personal quar-.
rel. She takes 1T too seriously. With
her an argument is an alteration. Even
where she is hedged about by genera"
tions of good breeding and the influence
of Christian home, her gentleness and
graceful softness are like those of a
well-traiped housecat. The feline is
there, and it only needs little opposi-
tion, a little rubbing Of the fur the
wrong way, to make her show her claws
or bring out the caterwauls. -
81 consider women the equal Of men
in every walk of life, excepting, per.
haps. in the showing Of mere brute
strength" observed the Junior Partner
who had overheard the remarks of the
Old Bookkeeper, and who, being but re.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-07-31
SPARROW P0TP|E
IS LATEST DISH
Epicureans Declare the Flavor
of the Meat Is Like
Reed Bird.
SPARROW ON TOAST
SERVED IN EASTERN CAFES
Advance i'm Cost of Food Resp0n-
sible for Adoption of Bird
as Food.
BY RALPH JOHNSON.

By Leased Wire TO The Tribune
NEW YORK, July 3o-Extermination
Of the English sparrow, desired by natu-
ralists for the reason that these birds
have in large measure driven out the
native song birds. may soon be accom-
2lishcd, IL having been discovered that
sparrow potpie'' equals some of the
game food served at fashionable cafes
ydvance In the cost OF living Is RESPONSE
,le for the adoption of the English spar
low as n food, When the prices OF fresh
meats reached "A point prohihitvc to the
poorer classes, the suggestion was made
thai the sparrow as an edible bird pos
yessed merit worthy of consideration.
Experiments in serving the sparrow were
made. with the result that sparrow pot
pie became popular and attracted atten-
lion OF restaurant and cafe proprietorS,
who discovered that the bird could be
served not only In the potpie form. but
on toast and in other ways, not under the
name of sparroS on the menu but with
some highs sounding French title. The
dish pleased patrons and at once estab
lished It's popularity and success. As
n result OF the popularity OF the new
dish II is said that the great droves of
English sparrows that have for years
hcen public nuisance In all of the large
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-07-31

Gently married, may have thought the
sex needed defending.
''No doubt of it,'' said the book
keeper, smiling "equal but different
and man is himself largely to blame
for this. For ages he kept his women
kind hedged about by the confines OF
his own domestic menage, cave, hut
house or castle. She may have been
either his toy or his drudge, but always
the weaker vessel. Man has always
fought the battles of life, and in this
day of commerCialism it is Just as much
OF fight as it was when in breast
plate or Jcrkin he fought with battle
AK or mace. But the woman was com
PEELED to remain at home, busted only
with the affairs of her own household
or those of her ncigbbors. During these
long years, unable TO cope with man
physically. she has had to resort to sucl
weapons of offense and defense as ma
ture gave her-hcr beauty and hel
tongue. Time was when the man. not
to be won by either the beauty OF The
blandishments of the woman and in
censed at her TRADES, took his club an6
beat her into submission. That argu
mcnt is out Of date, and now the man
worsted In an argument with his wife
grabs his hat and gets awav or turns
over and goes to sleep. But always IL
Il war of words the man has been thu
loser. -
"Whcn Will women get the ballot
Pop2N asked the Junior Partner.
"When they all want it and get to
gether,'' said the old man. "What
could stop 'em? A vast change is likely
to be made in the character Of the wo
men of the future, owing to the more
general diffusion of higher education
md the fact that women are entering
so largely into the work Of the world
The time may vet come when one wo
man may argue question with an
other without losing her temper. Al
it is now, whenever OF wherever a meet
ing Of women is held, whether it il
among the stately matrons and demur'
maids of the D., A, r. or the Scrul
Ladies' Union: in tho councils of th'
| Colonial Danes or at business meet
ing Of the missionary society there j
likely to be scrap. Most Of them will
want to talk at once and as soon a.
an argument is started some of then
will lose their tempers. 1t is bound II
happen
"Do you think that the actions O.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-07-31

the suffragettes on the other side is
helping their cause9" asked the Junior
Partner
"Can' It tell; John Bull is very con
servative in taking up a new line of
thought Maybe he needs Just such
jolts as his women are giving him to
awaken him to the changed conditions
OF things
s'Surely, you don t think any such
crazy horse campaigning as those wo-
men are carrying on can help any
cause7" interposed the cashier.
'Our own Boston Tea Party WASH 7
exactly a pink tea, you'll remember
but the results were as good as if every
cne was In full dress" remarked the
old man.
Well. Pop. I'll admit that in an
argument with his wife a man hasn't a
ghost of chance, but that doesn't It an
swer my question-does a woman ever
get tired of talsing?'
81 must saw as son, brother. husband
ard father, for a period spreading over
more than half century, ! do not re
call case,' said the Old Bookk eeper
as he closed his desk for the day.
The Pretty Stenograp pher was still
talking
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-07-31
Boise and Interburban Railwa,
COMPANY, Limited

Cars leave Boise for Caldwell, seI5
500. 300. $1,000. 100. 1900 a. m. and
'1:0o. 900 300. '4:00, 500. 600. $4,000
SEQ, 900, $4,000 p. m.
Cars leave Caldwell for Boise 1920
1880. $3.50. $3.50, 1890, ell 80 a. m. and
1880, 1870, '2;30. $3.50, 4:30, x5:30, G;30
I:30. ''S:20. $50 p. m.
Baggage and express.
''BagGage for Boise and Caldwell only
xEXpress 10 Eagle and intermediate
points only.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-07-31

Get Bell Telephone and be in line
with other progressive citizens. Uni.
yersal snrvice and reasonable rates have
resulted IN unprecedented growth of the
Bell System. Ask the manage for full
information regarding rates and eeryice
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-07-31
ANNUAL CANADA EXCURSION.
August 3.

Via Oregon Short Line. Special low
round trip rates to Raymond, Magrath
Cardston and other points. Rates will
be announced later. Parties desiring
reservations should communicate early
with y, >. IL. agents. City ticket office
loo Main street. Salt Lake CITY
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-07-31

Teething children have moro or less
d'arrhoea. which can be controlled by
giving Chamberlain Collie, Cholera
and DiaTrhoea Remedy. All that is
necessary is to give the prescribed dose
after each operation Of the bowels more
than natural. and then castor oil to
cleanse the system. 1t is safe and sure,
Sold by all dealers.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-07-31
EXCURSIONS EAST
Via Oregon Short Line.

Proportionately low rates to other
points.
Tickets on sale July %, August 4,
and September IA, 90. Limit, October
81. For further particulars see agents
City ticket Office, 1856 Main street.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-07-31

Silver Lake, Brighton.o Brighton ho,
tel will open for business June 10
Roads are in fine condition ut present
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-07-31

Many young men and women
promise themselves to open a
bank account when they have
saved some definite amount.
Some of them reach the
determined upon sum. More
of them don't. The money
slips away in driblets and
the good resolution is for
gotten in time. Possibly also
the habit of waste is formed in
stead Of the habit Of thrift.
To all who have determined
to open a bank account: DON'T
WAIT! Open it with what you
have and soon you'l have the
amount you decided on, and
more, in the bank. Likewise
YOU will be forming the pros
pcrity habit of thrift instead If
The penury habit Of waste.
The National Copper bank
welcomes the deposits of those
who believe there is sound sense
in Don't Wait"
The National
Copper Bank
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-04-08
Chronicle Supplement, Friday, April 8, 1910.
Best Treatment For Colds.

"Most ordinary colds will yield to the
simplest treatment" says the Chicago
Tribune, moderate laxatives, hot foot
baths, free perspiration and an avoid
ance of exposure to cold and wet after
treatment While this treatment is
simple, it requires considerable trouble,
and the one adopting it must remain in
doors for day or two or fresh cold is
almost sure to be contracted, and in
many instances pneumonia follows. Is
it not better to pin your faith to an old
reliable preparation like Chamberlain
Cough Remedy, that Is famous for its
cures of colds and can always be de-
pended upon? For sale by Koepke
Drug Company.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-04-08
When the Town is DRY"

Don't mind the wet side of the
street, for the side door prevail
eth not, and the dope of the souse
runneth no longer down it's ac-
customed channel--the neck--and
the miracle of local option is on
the land, and the drinks are no
longer on the house. He who
hath jug treateth it with tend
erness and affection, and some
secrecy, for the ways of men
changeth not until they are mar
ried. But he who partaketh of
the bottle on the bar will soon
be a stranger to the community,
though he barreth no bottle on
the table, nor in the alley, nor in
the stable. For water hath
again been provided, yet, in
plenty, albeit it serveth the pur-
pose OF scaldlng hogs, lrrigating
turnips and maketh the desert
blossom as the garden of Baby
lon. For the law comprehend
eth, but sometimes reacheth not.
But the evil is dissipated, even
though the dissipated continueth
the evil on the quiet. And it
behooveth the wayfarer to look
not too long in the eye, for if
one closeth, you getteth his
goat. But avoid the souse as a
pestilence in the land, for the
process of the soak reapeth dis
aster, and hath caused the I'M
doing of many individuals who
excelleth their own capacity,
yea, even unto the time of Lot
Idaho Falls Post.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-04-08
Rheumatism.

More than nine out of every ten cases
of rheumatism are simply rheumatism
of the muscles, due to cold or damp. or
chronic rheumatism. In such cases no
internal treatment is required. The
free application of Cham berlain's Lini-
ment is all that is needed, and it is
certain to give quick relief. Give it a
trial and see for yourself how quickly it
relieves pain and soreness. The medi-
cines usually given internally for rheU-
matisn are poisonous or very strong
medicines. They are worse than useless
in cases of chronic and muscular rheu-
matism. For sale by Koepke Drug Com
pany.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-04-08
informed as to it's gender.

The local fire company has ar
ranged to have the play, Uncle
Eli" put on here next Friday
night for the benefit of the fire
company. This play was recent
ly presented at Grangeville and
is very highly spoken of. The
cast is composed of some of
Grangeville's best talent and is
sure to be we'll presented. All
who attend are sure of witness
ing a performance of much mer-
it.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-04-08

DR.. and Mrs. Riggs and jim
mic Wood came over from
Grangeyille this morning to
furnish music for the dance this
evening.
The "stork" made a call at the
R. M. Tombleson home north of
town one day last week and left
the usual visitor. We were not
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-04-08
.FLOATINGS.

DR.. Kings next date in Cotton
wood will be April goth. Attend
to your eyes. .,
If Balm wagon does not suit
you a Shutter surely will. We
have both. Hoene Hdw.
Lumber, shingles, lath, lime,
cement, doors and windows and
builders hardware at the Hoene
Hdw.
DR.. Truitt left Saturday for
Boise to attend the meeting of the
state medical board, of which he is
chairman.
E. E. Mcpherson writes US this
week from Gould City, Wn., to
have the CHRONICLE sent to him
for year.
Wall paper in its new colorings
and designs, 10 to IS cents per
double roll, at Thony Aichlmayr' S
Wall Paper, Paint & Grocery store.
Don't overlook the fine and use
full premiums given with Grand
Union teas. coffees, spices, etc.
New stock and premiums just in,
at Thony Aichlmayr's grocery.
For SALE.-I8o acres of land
near the Greencreek postofice.
New buildings, deep we'll, north
slope land. Easy terms. A choice
piece of land. Price 500 per acre.
GEO. M. REED,
Grangeville, Ida.
Fred c. Drube, of Westlake
went to Lewiston the first of the
week and filed on a quarter section
of grazing land. Another party
was in the town at the same time
and for the same purpose, but FREQ
beat him to it.-Ilo Register.
Jacob Busch was in town Tues
day from across Salmon river anc
stated that Grave creek road wa
in very bad shape since the higl
water. He says the road will hav,
to be rebuilt up on the side of tn,
canyon before it can ever be mad
good road.
E. D. Lamb says that if anyon
has an idea that alfalfa will nc
grow here he can convince himsel
to the contrary by visiting MI
Lambs farm north of town. Las
year Mr.. Lamb sowed fifteen acre
to alfalfa and the patch is no,
showing up as fine as any irrigate
alfalfa that ever grew. None of
froze out during the winter and tn
owner expects great things from
this year in the way of pasture fc
his dairy herd.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-04-08
A Good Friend In Time Of Need.

No one can have a better friend when
troubled with collie or diarrhoea than
Chamberlain Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy. 1t always cures. For
sale by Koepke Drug Company.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-04-08

We have the agency for the Vic
tor, Reach and Spaulding lines of
sporting goods. Koepke Drug Co.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-10-04
NEWEST FADS FOR WOMEN

Dainty matinee caps are of dotted
ret. edged with frills of lace and =
pert pink satin bow set atop.
There is a quaint fancy just now
among women of fashion Or wearing
the hair parted.
Large braid buttons. frogs and mo-
tifs of braid are the usual trimming
for Russian blOuses.
Silk cashmere is the ultra chic fab
ric for the afternoon gown.
Black and green are always an ef-
feCtivo combination.
Amethyst in all the different shade =
is very much in vogue.
One of the new collars is of tucked
tulle, with an edge of Irish crochet
and a jabot 10 match. the latter being
dotted with large Irish lace roses.
Golden yellow is one of the favOrite
shades of the season.
Tucked chiffon blouses are consid-
cred very smart.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-10-04
Mankind Losing Memory

Science now SAYS that mankind IL
losing its memory. along with its HAIR
and teeth This. scientists declare.
is not matter Of regret-it is a Sign
o. progress and OF intellectual dever
opnhent. Memory is not. the scien-
lists say, a sign of big brains. On the
contrary. extraordinary memories are
usually possessed by other than cele-
brated thinkers. and many celebrated
thinkers have been noted for poor
memories.
The cause given for the decrease in
memory powers are the tremendous
increase i'm CheaD and good books On
every description. and the fact tia:
all advanced teachers now try TO in
struct school children how to think
as against the old fashioned method
which was mostly an-effort TO teacs
children TO remember" The reason
for the change is logical enough and
thoroughly practical. Well educaieo.
smart men were. a generation or two
back. considered those individuals
who could recite history. poetry or
other literary material which had been
had been committed to memory.
Today the tremendous advance in
invention with the vast Importance
gained by engineering, chemistry ano
practical science has greatly reduced
the former eminence held by sciences
or professions where a fine or long"
memory vas OF the first Importance.
Today education teaches the why
and wherefore and the remem-
,- lAfas1c, ic ral trafr
unimpOrtant.
Wherefore science declares that
memory as a mental factor is much on
the retrograde. For memory is mere
habit-a habit OF the mind. The less
actual thinking required in the habit
the stronger grows the memory. This
is shown BY the fact that ecclesiastIcS
who learn long sermons-in Latin. for
example-always possess extraordin-
airy memories.
The memories OF all religious stu
dents Of the Middle Ages wonld have
caused wonder in any modern class
room. Every student in the sixteenth
Snd seventeenth centuries obtained a
tremendous memory simply from the
sort of studies he was required TO
take These oId-time students MEM
orized hundreds OF thousands of words
and recited them with little or no at
tcntion 10 their meaning.
Many Old-time students could recite
an Grafton in Latin after hearing IL
once pronounced. History teens with
examples of bishops. cardinals and
lesser church dignitaries who could
recite whole books without single
mistake The celebrated Monestrie:.
who was head Of a great college a;
Lyons. France. about the year 100.
once was pu, to a marvellous memory
test. A discourse. or rather an aggrc-
cation os 310 words taken from many
languages was read on TO him once.
he Immediately recited the whole 300
words without an error. and afteTwaro
rccited every other word in IFS order.
and finally recited the whole thing
backwards
But such memories. while marvel
OTIS. have little intellectual value in >
century where good Libraries are
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-10-04
LgTrbD fADbGSos THE
GlSlNe toVNc NAN

expected to take care OF money, or
maybe, wife,"
It's fine business for a rising young
man to make great plans for the win
ter anent getting down to the office on
time. doing extra work at nights to
bring in the maZumma and soaking
away threefourths of each months
slary in the savings bank. But he
does not have 10 wait until it's real
cold weather to begin. The winters
begun now. and just because there's
no snow on the ground is no reason
why he should not say to himself:
well. next month I'm going to be-
gin in dead earnest-so I'll just have
o final fling before then"
Um-huh. it's a pretty nifty thing TO
pick out a certain damOsel about this
time OF year who is glad TO have you
crop around on Sunday evenings dur
ing the winter just in time for supper
and all like that But, though almost
anything is better than Sunday even
ing tea in a boarding house ~mber
kiddO, that the aforesaid damosel is
fond of the theater and of candy.
Mamma, too, is mighty keen on get
ting hep 10 the fact that a certain
young chap has been to supper -four
Sunday evenings on a stretch and has
not so much as offered to take daugh.
ter to moving-picture show even,
Anv way ecu look at it, it's better
10 think you are wise man than TO
know you are a fool.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-10-04
HELD FOR GRAND JURY.
Williamsburg Man is Arraigned on
Shooting Charge.

WILLIAMSBURG VA. Oct. 3-clar-
ence Martin. who shot and dangerous
" wounded william Bawkins, another
Young white man, in Martins home
last Thursday evening. was given a
preliminary hearing this morning be-
fore Mayer r. w. Warburton, VINO
sent the ease 10 the grand Jury.
Martin was admitted to bail in the
sum of 800 with Harry Bozart as
security.
Dawkins while not entirely out oil
danger is improving. The bullet has
no, been located in his breast. but
evidently did not reach a vital spot
As soon as his condition will allow
an attempt WI be made 20 locate
the bullet by the use Of the X-ray.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-10-04
FOUND DEAD NEAR FARMvlLLE
James NJ. Wilson Supposed Killed by
Train.

FARMVlLLE, VA. oct. 3-The
body of James VI. Wilson, VII tie. was
found Sunday on the track of the Tide
wafer and Western three miles north
of Farmvile II is supposed that viii
SCH was walking along the roadbe1, as
footpr nts in the sand indicated. and
that the blow on the head which
proved faa III was received as he reel
ed against n passing train. There
IS no suspicion cf murder Mr.. VIII
son was the son of the late CAPITA n
Ben wilson. of Cumberland lie was
unmarried and about 40 years Of age.
The burial took place today in the
family buIying ground at the Ola
homestead.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-10-04
REPUBLICAN DOPE

When Secretary Wilson, of the de-
partment OF agriculture, talks about
the high tariff being a good thing for
the farmer and laborer he forsets
that while prices of the staple pro
ducts OF the American farm are not
affected by the tariff, the protective
system makes the farmer pay about
two prices for his clothing. household
articles and farm implements, and that
while the cost of living has increased
more than fifty per cent. during the
past ten or fifteen years the average
wage of the American workman has
advanced but fifteen per cent. How
long will the farmer and the laborer
continue to swallow such dope as
the Republican Office holders hand
out to them
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-10-04

committee. and moreover II Is espc
oially important that the finance COM
mittee be composed of lev l-headed.
conservative men with business abili-
~. Newport News has been exceed
ingly fortunate for years in having
capable and active finance commit
tees. and there Is every reason 10 be-
lievo that the newly appointed com
mittee of the present council Will be
AZ good as the best. Indications ar
Il al the new committee will demand
to be shown" on every proposition
an admirable trait in heads of the
city's financial department.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-10-04

abundant and every person can obtain
books of reference for no charre ana
with no trouble. Moreover, the old
time training, which endowed its sth
dents with great memories, had also.
according to modern scientists anu
teachers. a dulling effect on the rea-
scning powers and hampers brain ac-
ton by loading up the brain with a
vast quantity of material that wOulo
have today no practical value.