Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-02-08

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~ I'm re- E@F rE-lffE 49,
fFaIls on one knee and with arms outstretchea APP
peais to- Prosecutor Not1, issa5e es.4fab,ss 5 81 .assng
D. c.-wiil you help u.s. 3ses7s d 4sreas $ % a4as.er
D. c.4By investig ating the Bee, rrust. ,Tgass.b = 4gs
P. N-Never. If m eat disagrees with you don't eat u,
y. c'MYour heart is in cold storage tori I'm L m afraid e@rosg
P. Mo, but my feet are.
D.. C.-what do you eat?-@Js i~
;. 5 5 : $. 5 es;:;s :: y. 7s 6. ss 6 I. 3s sa.i& a OK, here
80 prosecutor Not gives INN a eisaretteggHe lights it,
takes one puff and falls deadS =. : ~ :. 49,,
half smoked. ! must keep up my = record fr economy
in this office. 80 ~ n
cThe body of Disqualification is about s. Ne ~ ffied
out when the repo rter for the EVENING STAB NNrllshes
STAR REPoRTE R-Hold on what's thisg .rA%$M
P. NJ have moth ing to say. 49, @mE 4sN@SE
S. R.-How about the Beef Trust? 4~gaMs
P. N.-There's not hing new. ~ sa
S. r. (aside)-He means he's still busy. s.aaR&e
p. N.-Who are you? -. -
(sTAR reporter advances and sings)s ~
I'm a reporter for the EVENING STAR,
tt 7 gather news both Hear and far
? sf4SNst~tas And if you don't give .up,zby heck5SS
IS s4s aes Look out for your official neck. n =
WHOLE CHORUS (pointing at Not)-
= IS fetF Look out for your official neck, -
p. u. turning pale)--But I'm SO busy.
Goes to desk, sits down, putting feet on biotter and
lights cigarette) :" - - So
s. r. (advancins,-Bu why don't you o.. 'in aeati aast thes = e.
Trust? ~
p. N.-Why should + when I'm so busy 20 rtssas'aa ~
S. R.-well, they are doing it in Hudson county;
P. N.-They do many things in Hudson that We don'tsdo
Music strikes up and Prosecutor Not, stff seated at
desk sings dreami ly):
In Hudson, dear old Hudson, they are
Ae working all the time, -
80. t How foolish. q -
cHoRus| repeao How foolish, .,rsi -
s6.TeS ~ They're 9proddingg up the Beef Trust ii
+ ~ a manner most sublime .; ;as..
- How foohsn, 5. ..,aafr ~ saa4
CHORUS. repeao How foolish. al s@r-s.. -
P. NJ. tconto- - .e. t;g. rJe.
They're trying to hnd out just why U.s.,
Our food has grown SO dear ss
Though why they want to trouble so
.A To me is not quite clear, an =.
f@~SRs[t, But they do things down in Hudson 1
That. we don't do over here,s /. aIs
How foolish. kaasa41en 3e.seaTa
wild applause and laughter again by Prosecutor Not.
In Essex we smoke cigarettes, sreai
wads of cigarettes, -fS5,
~sSeHoRQs erepeaD-How lovely: .a5rsasaaa
We don't oarst hoSathe pdblie walls or
}~fs. asss~ AZ xHcw the publts frstsez
ffse sHowstcvefys$f %1S3
~sHoRusa repeat)-How lovely fgses
& For EVENING t "A reporters. we
YM Js% Have always got a sneer; ~
We always say we're busy when
They don't do things " Hudson bat
aoat We're u doln sry hSSsA her ~&@f
CHORUS tRepeat)-How lovely. ~ ~. &Ae
tsrAR Reporter assumes a threatepingN attitaaet az
Prosecutor Not 70, finishes and walks oysrsSto tiny. desk
S. R.--Look here, Are you the Prosecutor or are you not
F. Nj am. Not. I mean that I am Not. the Prosecutor:
mean that I am the prosecutor. not. 7 don't know what
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