The San Francisco call., 1910-05-03
SANITATION NOT
INOLIS' FORTE
Throws Away Watchman's S
Eats, Then Foots the Bill

IT cost Jack" Inglis of the Union
Pacific just 40 cents to become
sanitary Inspector yesterday morning.
And it was early yesterday morning.
too.
I Every one around the Flood building
knows of Inglis' custom of reaching
his office before the sun has risen-or
even before the comet has disappeared
for the current "a hours. Every morn
ing for week Jack" has reached the
Office at about go a. m. AS he passed
through the hallway he noticed three
packages of lunch on one of the window
siIls.
The packages were varied. and after
noticing them for a week he decided
yesterday morning that it would not be
| long before the rats would be at
tracted. He hgured that the janitor
had not noticed them, so threw the
entire bunch into the center of the
court, where the janitor couldn't fail
TO notice them.
He had just settled himself in chair
in the Union Pacific offices and was
reaching for his copy of The Call when
he was interrupted by loud knocking
at the rear door. He opened the door
and was met by man OF very large
proportions.
Good morning. What can do for
you?"
Say. are you the guy wot threw my
breakfast away?"
Threw your breakfast away? Who
are your
I'm de night watchman"
Why / threw a couple of packages
away that have been out on the window
sill for week"
For a week, say, wot'che's givin' me?
1t was my breakfast and 'ud only been
there about five minutes You'se Is
de only guy wot gets around here dis
early, so 1 figured it must a-been you
wot done it
so 1 had to take him across the
street and pay 40 cents for his break
fast" said Inglis, in telling the story
yesterday.
B. P. Waggener was made general
solicitor of the Missouri Pacific for
Kansas Nebraska and Colorado. yes
terday, with headquarters at Atchison,
Kan.
The latest circular of the Denver and
Rio Grande is a list of hotels and board
ing houses for travellers through the
Rocky mountains. Everything a trav-
eler would desire to know. rates. dis
tance from depot. ETC.. is all con-
tanned in the pamphlet.
George w. Boschke. chief engineer
of the Oregon Railroad and Naviga-
tion company, is in the city for few
days.
Among the series of entertainments
and outings planned by the Transpor-
tation club for this year is trip up
the Sacramento river on May IA The
new passenger steamer Navajo of the
Southern Pacifc's Netherlands route
will be used for the occasion, leaving
/ l+r,i ? 90 2, Of
the 14th. Sacramento will be reached
at o'clock in the evening; the
railroaders will be the guests of the
Sutter club. They will be taught how
to run railroads and will be taken to
Folsom prison in automobiles on sun
day
Assurance has been obtained from
the office of the governor that none OF
the transportation men will be detained
at Folsom. although many of them may
have violated the interstate commerce
laws within the last year or so. The
return to the city will be by train 1t
is expected that at least 100 members
of the club will make the trip.
r. NJ. Duffy. depot passenger agent
/ of the Santa Fe in this city, and a
brother of James B. Duffy. general
agent in this city of the passenger de
! partment. died Saturday morning, after
an illness of only a few days. The
funeral was held yesterday morning.
| Charles G. Krueger. recently with
the West coast steamship company. has
been appointed city passenger agent Of
| the Rock Island lines, with headquar-
ters at Los Angeles.
W. H. Cundy, general agent of the
passenger department of the Denver
and Rio Crande, with office at Colorado
Springs, is in the city on visit.
Frank NJ. Jenifer. assistant to the
traffic manager of the Tonopah and
Tidewater, is in the city.
:
Phil. K. Gordon. Pacific coast passen-
ger agent of the Washington Sunset
route. returned yesterday from trip
to Portland
W. F. Herrin and Paul Shoup re-
turned yesterday morning from Los
Angeles, where they were in confer
ence with H.. f. Huntington. relative
TO the interests of the Southern Pa
cific in the Pacific electric company.
The Male-Heavens. That's the third
person we've hit
The Female-ContrOl Yourself. Rich
ard. Do you want every one to know
you're not accustomed to motoring?-
Puck