The broad ax., 1910-05-07
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He loved his wife 50 dearly
And 50 fondly that when she
had made her first tea biscuit
He seined on II Justify
And cried: "a thing OF beauty
I'll not eat this wOndrOus bake.
But keep It that posterity
Shall know what kind OF bread e.
Their mother used 70 maker
-Harper's Weekly
When Women Held Office.
Female sheriff-Is your husband q,
home?
Wife lsuspieiOusly)-He is not. VIVA,
DO you want with him?
Female Sheriff. have an attach.
ment for him.
Wife-What! Why, you shameIs,,
hussyl pulls sherifrs hair.EBoston
Transcript
Happy Time.
Hear the truth. believers
Listen as you go
It's happy time just any tina
You want to make II 90.
II you're risin' with the daybreak.
II you're hoein' OF yer row,
It's happy time Just any time
You want to make It 30.
Atlanta Constitution.
May Be . Winner.
my husband was out late last night
and this morning I found a couple Of
aces IN his pocket. 1 dare say he's
been losing at poker"
Don't condemn him without a hear.
ing. II he carries around aces he prob
ably won."-Washington Herald.
The cannibaPs Plant.
The hungry cannibal gorged himself
On missionary stew.
They asked him II he'd have some morA.
He said. mo. thanks; I'm through"
He ate so much It made him I'll.
He groaned and, with a froWn.
Gasped out to those around him. You
Can't keep a good man down"
Spokane Spokesman-Rsview.
lk1 HkniekiC NANufes
THAT man whom you met going Into
the dentists just now Is a great ath-
lete."
"Ah, that accounts for it,"
Accounts for whatT'
His having such a jumping tooth
American.
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The rich man smokes q meerschaum
Which he tells US Is a dandy;
The farmer smokes q corncob, for
He has the corncobs handy;
The soldier smokes q clay because
The pipe clay's what he's used to,
But sailors won't smoke hornpipeA
asked one and he refused to.
Cleveland Leader.
The Town Council.
zone OF these big milIionaires Is CIV
Ing away lakes. conditionally, Of
course. Shall we apply for oney
Dunno. Which does he expect the
town to provide, the hole IN the ground
Or the waterY-Kansas City Journal
Limsriqus Q q California.
A sensible scout from Salinas
Told his love: "All Is over between u
No longer may We
Stroll down to the sea,
FOR fear that your husband has seen ~"
Chicago Tribune
AZ the Railway Station.
HAS the tWo-thirty- goner
"Yes, ma'am; Eve minutes ago"
"When's the next train%
"Four-ffteen, ma'am."
Thank goodness. I'm in timer
Keep Out.
Should fate withhold her fame and coin
What right have you to idly slouchi
It's only towards who rush to Join
The Little Brothers OF the Crouch.
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Worse Yet.
Sha-YOung Blank isn't the fool b
looks to be.
He-NO; he's more So.-ChicAg0
News.
ghs doesn't care Il people know
How old she q.
8n0 doesn't BID inQulrers 60
About their biz
We needn't ask her to confess
Her are, I Wesn-
TIA same Il very safe to guess
At seventeen
a., Louisville courIsr-JOurnA
Wise Little Boys.
The uncle Is telling the wise htns
boy q fairy tale.
Then the princess came closer .
he sleeping youth and kissed him .
be llDs."
@GeeP' cried the wise little b|'
Wasn't she afraid Of germsP-CisFS
and Plain Dealer.
The Tramp.
He came from where he started
And was going where he went
He hadn't had q smell OF food.
Not even had q scent.
Re meyer even muttered once
TN be began to talk.
Ana when he left the kitchen oo~
He took the garden walk