The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1910-03-31

IuE00 Jumps Oh sugar. 3IL0r 0l8 MID
lay meal. This, however. should not
be given him unless other proper foods,
In sumcient quantity, are eaten, and
should never be allowed between
meals. Butter taffy and molasses
candy. made at home of pure mate.
rials. are especially to be recommend.
ID. and may be considered valuable ar.
.tcies Of food.-Jean Williams, M. d.,
Ia the Woman's Home Companion.
Peculiar Contract Upheld.
In Belfast breach of promise case
The man, farmer, won. He agreed
70 marry a spinster IL she could raiase
$500. She was able to get together
only 5000. so the farmer called it OF,
despite the fact that he had ordered
The clergyman to be on hand to marry
hem. The Judge said that the prom.
se to marry was conditional and the
had not been fulfilled.
How to Clean Plaster.
When plaster casts become soiled
with either dust or finger marks make
creamy solution of dry starch and
cold water and apply it with q soft
brush. carefully wetting all crevices
md depressions. Set the cast aside to
Try, then remove the starch with a
tiff brush. and it will look as If fresh
rom the studio.-Harper's Bazaar.
Task for Reporter.
Covering a story" is a newspaper
expression with wide range of mean.
ing. The other afternoon facetious
city editor stretched it bit. "Mr.
links" he said to one of his reporters,
some one down on street has
Just been seriously hurt by falling
INTO an open manhole; will you 60
Town and cover it,"
Horrible Pun.
In the rathskeller a crowd of stu.
Tents we're bawling out popular songs,
time with their beer mugs.
Those boys are good in mathemat-
c." said the man who was safely
behind stein and a lin
burger sandwich. They are very
ond Of lagerrhythms." Gateway.
Told Of Travelling Men.
A travelling man who evidently had
much to square with his wife bought
$50 worth of dainty waists. Said he
was getting something nice for her
zach place he stopped. Another trav.
cling man bought his wife q mink
scarf for $50 and tucked it in his grip
without oven q paper covering.
Denatured Kicking.
New Jersey has a mayor who asks
he citizens to come around once q
week and register their kicks. Yes,
and no doubt he has bulky chief of
police and several brawny patrolmen
around to intimidate the
kickers.
Why Pat Didn't Pay.
An Irishman refused to pay his doc
or bill. and when asked his reason
or 1t he said: And, sure. what shall
pay for?, He didn't give me any
hing but emetics, and niver a one
could keep on my stomach at all.
It ALL"
Foolish Men.
Everything is going all right with
me-" man occasionally says to him
'elf, without knowing he is saying it.
and things are getting monotonous;
believe l will go out and hunt trou-
de. "-Atchison Globe.
He Failed to See II.
Mr.. !Closecoyne during his wife's
'eception)-She gives 'em lights; she
Iives 'em music; she gives 'em food,
lowers. champagne. and that's what
The calls receiving!-Puck.
An Ancient Drum.
Frederick Wettig Of Lancaster, Nd,
las presented to his grandson drum
,vsr 100 years old. It was used when
Buchanan was inaugurated, and car
led during the civil war.
Facts.
Facts without principles are lumber
without nails. stones without mortar,
materials without a plan, body without
lie. Facts become science when ar.
aged in the order of principles.
Not Surprising.
"The way of the transgressor Is
hard" 1t ought to be, after all the
:ravel that's passed over it.-Smart
Set.