The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-09-18
HOWE PARTY PRiNKS.
VA Jor and Mrs. Max Discuss Certain Inter.
natIOnal incidents.

; cease To love and pray for remarked
Ma jor Max TO his wife.
He said this not 30 much because he had
a particular topic he wanted To exploit
an that he wanted to talk and was finding
out II Mrs. Max was in a listening mood
She was.
1T il because Of their bread poutice
sauce Mrs. Max responded with lively
interest
What isl- asked the puzzled Major.
The English declared Mrs. Max with
comfortable conclusiveness. Whatever
the English are. and especially whatever
they are which needs your prayers. IL
because they sauce their salads and game
with bread poultice.
No one need tell me that ~ isn't 50.
because Mrs. Jack Daring and I lunched
with her friend Mrs. Burton Burton the
other day. and I'm sure I forgavs Mrs
Jack for coming here a. soon a. ever she
could and demanding some whiskey and
water. I took glass ~ sherry Tyrelf
so I ought 10 know
NV dearl- exclaimed the Major after
exchanging pleased winks with the setter
dog. y know 81 nothing more informa-
4 tional thana glass ~ sherry. as you truly
remark The Burton Buttons are Eng
/ lishg-
/ or course thev are: they are British.
| and she has an adorable complexion nd
accent She gave rs imported grouse
| With bread poultics dressing a nd thought
I I should die Then she served escarole
/ salad with bread poultioe salad and-and
/ 7 did die
/ That being the case, the Major re-
/ marked won naturally will he entertained
/ With some lively British comments on
house party behavior a. influenced in the
J verv highest British society NV some ~
our American invaders
Yes. indeed. Mrs. Max assentAd \
love ~ hear ~ house parties 49, much az
hate n G. - them. Mrs Jack SAYS they
are a. expensive now 49, grand opera
And nearly ~ noisy commented the
Major My Information relating to
American invaders of British house parties
| gat from this cherished companion 81
many years. which. when II does print
news NJ society events, confines its con
fd"noes To the Affairs Of royalty and no
hilty
/ This interchangeable authority upon
tho manners and pastifn.- ~ exalted
persons. the Major continued. unfolding
his favorit" London weekly. has taken
an incident whose wnimsicality earned
! for some comments That incident As
| you may recall. nv dear. was that Of n
/ guest at n house party raising a night
alarm 81 fire 10 observe what would hap
I pen. NV attention was not called NJ the
: time Of reading the cahl.d item 10 tn"
interesting detail that IN" guest was an
/ American
Was h.'- Mrs Max asked
she was replied tho Maior At
least I infer she was from "A study m thor
los =.r, 81
As Mrs Max considered whether or
not sh" would remove IN" settlers nav
from the hem ~ her dress and decided
not 20 the Major read
To "a -, q Gre alarm IN Tho small hours for
~" dele '1f.un % -" ID" 49, party NOT 'Ne
1ighss' form ~ W.
Vow observe sad ~" Major how
i"f'ly ~" writer tags -" nT"ud"r a. a
searching orlrIor with this "rIght"rirr
tai" " and IN" Major read
Another society dam" Of American o..
TRACTION found pleasure m greasng the
inside handles ~ the bedroom doors causing
the use Of decidedly unparliamen'arv Ian.
gUACe from quite prominent VI Is
Posi- hlv it was the same woman -ug-
g-at"d Mrs MsN
Imro>s bio declared tho Major
stou'ly 50 much VII could not reside
In IN" head. oven though thar wore tho
pretty head ~ "A society dam" ~ American
extraction
~ did not occur ~ me- whom first read
~ the incident that the ire alarm Wa
-ai-"d for th" del"Ctatiun ~ N" hous.
party
-Nnr ~ mo aithe-.- agr.ad Mrs Ma,
Though ~ npur-s' Won cannot know what
drl"C'atr'" rl"ans "Vcep' that suppose
u means -r'T"ilIng oT other perhaps
I'm not - sure about that. remarked
IA" Major ANYWAY. whatever 1t may
mean fsel certain that was not the mean
ing II N" act hav" a settled conviction
that ia" inventor ~ N" toUs" rarity Ar"
alarm m"-.ly sought opportunity sa-i-
o,rsly To- study M" o'"ct ~ sudden fright
upon the British mind and body
u think NJ" CREASED door knob was
rather funny for q hous" party don't
vou.- the lady asked
i cannot Hgr"" with "nu INV dear
the Major rspund"d Again "" hav"
think m" expression It serious
stud'oUs purr"se
Tho American dam" undoubtedly
wanted ~ learn NJ first hand whom ~.
g-"u sod fh. Inn"r door Nrpl- V'uf was
meant whom IN her r"U'lcgl reading N"
cam" upon ~" expression rnnar'u'l"u'-
nrv language hay" Often. ;'lt the same
r. those things rs thew NAV. 10, ia
return ~ our author Herr, "" writes
still harplng on our llurht'. - AMERICAN
extraction. S"nsRtInIal.m - like ,ru,u
drinking 'hs more r'uf o. have, = II tho
morr 'h"v want That. 2 -,..rr- ~ IN,
Is u reluctant confession thar - fire alarm
at ON" marty tho unr"yolvIh" door knott.
NJ another excited In m" highly i.i1r.d
British mimi i"~ir'' for NOR" such prnuk-
dcUlorah" n orr writer finds them
But goodness gracious exclaimed b
Mrs Man. What arr f"oGir 20 b. rppi..d
M iu a hOus.' Iarfy' After every ,p.
has seen every on" "ls"'- ""w gown. I
should think 'hev'd need 'r" alarm 10
keep th"m from h"!ug hDr,I .. death
DuaS N" paT'"r tell what tho Araerican
lady worn
-fI"r nights" As~un" said tho Major .
\ ~" alarm i-for" guests had taken 20 .
righ'i"s and DaiRwa- would hRy" small
Vslu" either - "nt"r'alu'u"u' W iuStr,lr-
ton
But II such naughty conduct - ~ -. NJ .
all ne burning wish rorn'.- - m" that a..
sensations might u" w"-S"l ia team ylay
First greas.' your irr"- door knobs and
flsD sound your fir alarm G.srU.fI.t,,g