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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-20
Thwarting the Devil

At the banquet Of Pittsburg lodge,
No. II, Il. L. y. t., on Thursday night,
Il. w. Irwin, past exalted ruler of
Washington U'a.) lodge, told a story in
Illustration of the necessity for charity
tmeanng brOtherly iovel among even
some ministers of the gospel, He said
that two pastors of rival denominations
We're discussing the merits of their diff
fereut methods of preaching. Brother
a always wrote his sermons and read
them from his manuscript. Brother Il
boosted that he always preached extern
poraneously. Each insisted that his
method was the better
Finally Brother Il said: Don't you
know that when You write your ser
mons the devil looks over your shoulder,
reads what you write and then goes
among the congregation and puts
thoughts in their minds that counteract
your doctrines? When You read the SER
mon the devil already has answers
framed in the minds of your hearers
The consequence is the seed falls on
stony ground. Now, when | get up In
| the pulpit to speak not even the devil
| himself knows what | am going to say -
l-pittShurg Chrouicle-Tclegraph.
-
Economy.
Your husband goes To every baseball
game.
Yes" replied young Mrs Torkins.
Charlie is ecouomWimg. When the
home team loses he's too disappointed
to eat amy dinner and when 1t wins
| he's too enthusiastic - Washington
| Star,
| IS
Reformation.
Won used To he an awful spend
| thrift"
Yep. But l amt any longer"
| All, Reformcdg"
"No--I spent it all" ~ Cleveland
| Leader,
rs the lady of the house inE' asked
| the sewing machine agent.
Dye name me or the woman what
owns it?' demanded Bridget Harper
Weekly.
Who is the man that everyone seems
to know ?"
"Oh, everyone knows him. He's our
secret police, Fliegende Blaetter.
-
why DO people read the advertising
sections in the maga2ineS?"
Say, / guess YOU never tried to read
the other section" -Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-20
Too Delightful Paris.

Senator Depew. lamenting at dinner
in Washington the recent Paris flood,
said:
How delightful Paris is! Almost too
delightful for study
"A friend of mine sent his son to
study architecture at the Ecole des
BeauN Arts. Then the following June
in time for the Grand prjx. you know
my friend went over to Paris to see how
has boy was getting ON.
The boy said he was getting on fam
oUsly. Father aud SON after dpli"l'e,,l
luncheon under tree at Armenonville
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-20
Advantages OF the Masiistracy.

Being President has some compensa-
lions. In St Louis today Taft had 10
eat three meals not of his own choosing,
but he got 10 see two hall games ahSo-
lutely free of cost -Edwardsville (IlL,
Intelligencer.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-20
|

You needn't hurry, sir. said Crouk.
tie. rs he entered the judges room early
the next morning. II don't think Won
VIII care To take the first train"
What 10 you mean by thar a.
manded the judge. whom the upacrus.
toned dawn had already served to irri-
tate
The pearls, sir, are missing from the
safe IN the sitting room. where they
have always been kept The maid
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-20

ly screamed and for
six months was una
bic to sit in a chair.
l lost 40 pounds and
was so lame l could
not wash my face.
The kidney secre-
tions were of a whit
ish color and often
suppressed. A f t e r
doctoring and using
different remedies, I
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-20

began with Doan's Kidney Pills. |
gained gradually and was soon cured.
The cure is permanent"
Remember the name-Doans For
sale by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, n Y.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-20
The Best He Could Say.

Mrs. Starvem--How do you like the
chicken soup, Mr.. Newbord?
Mr.. Newbord- O-er--is this chicken
soup?
Mrs. Stavem-C Certainly. How do you
like it?
Mr.. rd-Well-er--it's certainly
very tender.-The Catholic Standard and
Times
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-20
A Neighborly Precaution.

The new clerk at the drug store re-
turned the prescription Ia the old Gus
toner with Il request that he wait till
the boss returned.
But why can't You fill it outE"
Il could if You was stranger. but
amt u fin EN- for folks that lives
about here. Success Magazine
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-20
A Dire Failure.

Mrs. Gay-Maud says she dresses en-
tlrely to please her husband
Mrs. Fay-Then she doesn't succeed.
Her dressmaker's bills make him. swear
horribly.~Boston Transcript
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-20
Not the Cooks.

Mistress (who has received a broad
hint that an extra evening hoffr Will
be wecomed) Cook tells me, Mary,
that You want to 90 out with q, young
man this evening. Is it urgent?
Mary--No, mum, it amt He's me
own gent.-London Sketch
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-20
The Ruling Instinct.

Hold. man! What would you dog
Il would die From this bridge | will
leap into yon mighty torrent and end it
all-all."
Heavens But if you must, wait
twenty minutes until | can send for my
moving picture machines this will make
corking film. st. Paul Dispatch
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-20
Whisky His Choice.

Doctor-Now McTavish. it's like this;
You've either to stop the whiskey or lose
your eyesight-and you must choose.
McTayish-Ay, weel, doctor, I'm an
aud man moo, an | was thinking I've
seen ABBOTT everything worth seem.
London Tatler.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-20
Their Scriptural Reward.

A Pullman porter has discovered an.
sold a gold mine, and New Yer
plumber has inherited a fortune. IL
those that have much shall be given
Louisville Courier-J Journal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-20

Advertise in this paper. and make your
wants known to your home people,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-20
Force of Habit.

why did you break your engagement
with that school teachcrE' asked the
friend
every evening, she expected me 10 bring
II written excuse signed hy my mother"
-Woman's Home Companion.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-20
SCREAMED WITH PAIN.

A Terrible Tale of Kidney Suffering.
Charles Easter, East Locust St,
Watseka, H., says: 81 suffered such
severe pain in my back that | actual
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-20
FUNNYGRAPHS.

Slow but Sure
Ely with me-! her lover pleaded,
As he pressed her to eope
But his wishes went unheeded,
For she calmly answered; Nope.
Not while 'aerOs.' as at present
Are so apt to plunge and halk;
But" said she the weathcr's pleasant;
Don't you think we'd better walk
-Lippincott
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-20

There was once Il fuzzy old Hlndoo.
Who said Il make clothes mighty thin do:
Fact is, in July,
When the mercuryS high.
often make just my old skin do"
-LippincottS.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-20
Wonderful Dancer.

Il saw you dancing with Jones just
now Is he goodE"
a wonderful dancer, He never
touched the floor
How d'you mean?'
He danced on my feet.'-Ncw York
Evening Telegram.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-20

Our sketch shows one of tho lovelv
chiffon robes yelled in gauze. The robe
is creamy white with shaded pink Dor.
der, while the overdress is deep pink.
A black satin hem makes an effective and
practical finish to the skirt.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-20

went sightseeing. They crossed tie
Seine. looked at the Whistler and Mac
Monies al the Luxembourg. then turned
riverward again to see little OF the
Louvre.
AS they drove in their taxicab down
quiet oId-fashi0ned street near the Seine,
the fathers interest was excited by Il
fine. imposing building, with spacious
courtyard full Of fragments Of statuary,
fine old bits Of stone carving, casts and
so on.
What place IS that. my boyT he in
CURED
Really. father, l can't reIl YOU, said
the young man. I'm 50 busy at the
Beaux Arts you know. ! get httle time
for sightseeing.
$50 the father leaned forward and
touched tie chauffeur's arm.
"'WHat place is that, my MANI he
asked.
S.The Ecole des Beaux Arts, mon
sieur. was the reply Philadelphia
Bulletin.
Forcing a Handicap
Diogenes returned from his search for
an honest man.
Given up the chase?" they inquired.
1T became a matter of necessity, re-
piled the philosopher. Some one stole
my lantern. --lLippIuCOhL D.
49,
UnreConstructed.
Il met gentle but entirely unrecon-
structed native during recent trip
through North Carolina" said Il north
ern tourist, ''and he was in constant
lamentation over what he regarded the
of things down there from
what they were in ante-bellum days His
regretful comparisons of things then
with their condition now, to the disad-
vantage of the latter, were striking. One
evening admiring IA remarkably brilliant
and beautiful setting of the sun, | eX-
claimed enthusiastically:
What a magnificent sunset, Spleen
did, Gorgeous
The unreconstructed native. gazing at
it moment. said, in melancholy tone
and with a deep sigh
Yes: but. ah! you should have seen
il before the war; '-Browning's Maya
zine.
Not a Help.
Bill-Did you ever try exercising in
your room when yon get up in the morn
ing?
Jill-Oh, yes.
And what did you find it did for
your
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-20
Not a Help.

Bill-Did you ever try exercising in
your room when yon get up in the morn
ing?
Iill-Oh. yes.
And what did you find it did for
your
MADE me late for breakfast. ~ onk-
erS Statesman.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-20
By Mrs. Springstead herself 9

by Mrs. Springstead herself"
Impossible. She had hysterical at
tack in my presence "A little more than
an hour ago Her maid mas assured me
that the physician pronounceS her down
with brain fever"
Impossible. sir, and therefore true, =
Cronkite insisted oracularly. Nov tell
me, won't you. all that has been said
and done since you came here
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-11-10
(255)-

SOLO en- la cama cundo va eSaba ueIa de prl@ gro Si
dchrlO nnguno, he pensadomuch0 mucho trnl por
ella grandeS slmpats deSe que la cOnOci Iuego. tna
temporada que evo aqui la Simpita aument0 Y.
rodeaba de t-uidaCoS, egu6 penSar alguna v,z
10 feliz que hara mi, perO esechaba la idea:
citSarSe es nuy serlo..y ademaS vena la memorial
orlgcn fin. penSamentoS que Nevada ell are Que
fegaSe dctenerSe eloS DeSpuGS de mi enfermcda /
eSosO lnSmoS pelSmientoS han tornado tai fuema que M
he ocuado en- deSvanecer mis- eSrIpuoS razonamcno
podertSoS me Megue conVencer de que realiad
mn media ntrSnJa de eSpecie de fire.
no para cotener cracter, mis- eXatacOnes mis- locu
riS. lmeg0 yo. la stuacl0n que eStOy puedo
nngln lao he Sdo loco tengO Sufrir las
euencs tendre que pSar la vida Ristueda nadc
ella puede dar resgnac6n mi deserro en- .,i
carcel0 mi paraso, que tOdo puede ella hacer que
to sea para MI Para abrirle lsed enteramente mi
aZm, no 10 negale que entire esOS pensamenos
Senta de prono agO que sublevaba ana obScuI
dad como lba rOdear mi vida casi al nnndo
20 que soy ln POGO vano POGO s0berbO-n0 (ra
que no conheS0-caSaTme mlchacha en fin va st.
puede usted maglnar todo 10 que pensaba sento
PerO all mOmento vea Olvlo tam hunilda tan nsio,i-
hcante enamOraba de la humildad de la insenf.
Fancla hasta llegaba pensar 10 que he pesato nun
que muy hermOso vivr oScurecido No quiero olI
tarle a ustej que orgen punto negro tambtl
10 saltaba rzonanentos fasos como estos:
que esta tan respetaa que orOs, mas hunides pero fan
honradoS yO la han querilo que yo; que oD
rl mido la c0nsldera; Smla de usted 10 bueDa
QUE es ella parecen haber borrado la mancha Yo en- pre-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-11-10
Continuara.
-(254)-

--Buero bue1o, 10 dire; de todos moioS 10 habla dc
deer
acobo Sc Gallo esperanto que D Herm6geneS dies,
algo pero este continue calado muy serio mlrndoe.
Al. yer one D. Iem6genes hablaba, Jacobo sigulo:
Y 10 voy d decr de sopet6n los malos trgoS pis''
los pronto; otro chapuz6n e de anes..
--Dlo de una vez-mterrmp0 d. llemo@eneS mn
paciente. ~
Que estoy enamorado de Olvido.
-; Jesus Maria Jose !-exclam6 d. Ilerm6gencs app
yanIo s cabez sobre la derecha brazo tenla
su apoyado sobre la mesa, jnto a la clal estaba
Que eS disparate? tes impossible? saqueme MS
ted de dullS eS sted convencldO del mereS que te
mia en- hacere la pregunta liable uSted ahora
-CamYs caima; que que me has deJado atul1tldo
e csropetaz0. que algo empece va Slonef
-Pero por Dios digame usted, es impossible?
No. no es impossible, no..pero tn has pensado bIe.
tn sabes. Jesus .eslis.~i Que cosas hace Dios
i Pero que hay clio de particular despueS de to-
to- para Que used Sc sorprenda tano?
NADIA mucho y..pero vamos a yer; 5tu te casar''
con Divide?
ESQ deSeo es resolution fonnada mi va conose
>tcd mi temperamento carinOSo vocanco va Sabe listed
10 e es esa criatryi dulce tam buena tan buena que
uza mi apasi0namiento haga paSar ash pero yo no ne
cop0~tio muer igul tan abnegada tan valente al ms
mo TEMPO que sensible tan decada yo creo que Do'
l8v0 Fas man0s para hacera.
-; Bel<tto!. que dices.
81 es vercIad; 5used sabe 10 que ha sdo para mi
le elebo sayebn En- los argos ratios que ne eStado
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-11-10
EN- LA TABERNA

-; Que no. vayat Owe naide paga
aQui mas que yo.
= Pus nc faItaba mas 5Cree uste
que venimos de Litago pa que nos ense-
ne too TO que hay que ver en- Gllesca, y
pa que, aemas, mus pague la beblda
No limos de consctlIo.
i Ba Poquita cosa es esa. Conque
81 no acetan, 10 tomare a disprecio.
-; Ande $ ha visto, ispreciar nuso-
tros
-Pus beban 3 calIen.
No sinor. que sem0S tercOS, como
giienos aragoneses. Como toos tenemos
volunta. limos de sortear quien paga
el vino. iVenga una barajica Paga ell
que le sa1ga ei as de oros.
A fe de Celpc que quisia que me
saliese mi. Recontra l., ha tocau
d otri. (tY pa este pide mi Juanlca
una peseta emprestada. pa no poder
lucime? Pus con ella, .pacho! no HI
de golver casa Shores, puestos a
beber. no limos de pararnos en- una
copioa al que mas 3 al que menos nos
gusta Ia horchata cepas, conque,
iamos a iuanos IN .jarro de los gran
dcs, al tute.
-Cuasi que esta 10 dicho bicn cha
rrao. Y cuanfo vale ESQ?
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-11-10
SeCCi0n reCreativa
iCUANTO VALE UNA PESETA?
''Daticos pa ell menistro de Hacienda
ENLA CASA DE LA FIADORA

Olga, sina Nemesia, 4 sqnie uste EN-
prestame una pesetica? Mi hombre ha
E dir con mos de Litago, y es la que
Sc lei, pus tie que conyidalos, pa que
no Sc olga; como hasta manana sa-
bado no cobra. M hi dcho, digo...
-Bicn. bien. sina Juana; quo ser
villa ust6. Tome.
-Quie icise que la debo clnco ria-
les, 5eh2
No. hija. Ave Maria! No qulo
cobrale redito por una cantida tan pc
queiia.
- JOHN. que giiena que s ha gnelto
,,st6 S. cnasi no prte creese. :. Muchas
gracias. S almirara mi Celipe cuando
10 sepa.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-11-10
Hotel Paris
= GALE DE MENDEZ VIGO r-~,
MAYAGUEZ
DIAYAGUEZ

Situado este establecimiento en- e.
eentro de Ia calle M6ndez Vigo. con
un jardin al frente, es el que reune ma
yores ventajas Y comodidades para log,
senores viaieros. Y el que cuenta coH
mojores habitaciones frescas. ventil&.,
das, macHjfros hallos V duchas.
COMIDAS A TODAS HORAS
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-11-10

COBIIDAS A TODAS HORAs
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1910-11-03
MAYORS DOG KILLED.
King Famous Old Newfoundland
Meets Death Under Motor Cycle.

There was a funeral in municipal CIR
cles on Sunday afternoon for" King, :
The famous old Newfoundland dog
owned by Mayor Scholey and the great
friend Of the children in the western
part of the city, met death under the
wheels of a motorcycle on Sunday
morning. King had walked over to Mil
waukee avenue and was crossing the
street when he was run, down by a
vehicle ridden by some Chicago man.
The Mayor was notified and calling to-
gether his friends and number of the
children he went to the North side and
saw TO it that old King was buried in
state. The funeral took place in the
afternoon and King was laid at rest in
the vacant lots west of the railway
on Broad street There was nothing
lacking in the ceremony and the Mayor
even placed the badge of honor on the
grave of the old dog by covering it
with big bouquet of American beauty
roses. King was ten years old and had
been owned by the Mayor since his
puppy days.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1910-11-03
Cooper Speaks to Big Crowd
at Wilmot and Lauds
Republican Principles
MAYOR GETS into FIGHT AGAIN

The republican speaking campaign in
the county was opened at Woodman
hall in Wilmot on Saturday evening
and the hall was crowded with inter
ested listeners when Congressman Coop
er made his opening speech for the
campaign. The county candidates and
members of the republican county com
mittee occupied seats ON the platform.
The speaker in his address touched
largely on national issues but in clos
ing his address he made q strong plea
for the election of the republican tick
ct for both state and county nominees.
The final week of the campaign open
ed this morning and there promises to
be something doing from now until af-
ter the election. The republican can
didates are all busy and during the
week they plan to meet almost every
voter in the county and make a pc son
al appeal for support of the ticket.
During the past few weeks the repub-
leans have been bothered on account
of tie seeming lack of interest," in the
campaign but it is declared that the
farmers have begun to take a great in,
terest ill the political fight and the
candidates who have been making the
rounds of the county declare that there
is ever reason to believe that the vote
this year will be normal one and that
there will be the usual republican ma
JcrIties in Kenosha county.
Democrats are rejoicing today on ac-
count of the fact that Mayor NJ. j.
Scholey who leads the ticket as a can
didate for Member of the Assembly is
able to be ont again. The Mayor has
not entirely recovered from his recent
illness but he left his home TODAY and
taking an automobile started for the
western end Of the county declaring
that he was going to make a wind IN
that would leave no doubt as to his abiI-
tiles as a can1paigner. The Mayor has
been out of the campaign for more
than three weeks but he plans to make
a whirlwind trip which win take hin,
to tvHrv part of the county.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1910-11-03
Judge Rufus G. Bailey, Pho
neer Jurist of Illinois,
Died Sunday Morning
WAS AN OLD RAILROAD man

Judge Rufus G. Bailey, aged II years
one of the most prominent of the pion-
GERS of the bar of the state of Illinois,
and for more than thirty years Judge
Of the Probate Court of Winnebago
county at Rockford died at the Pen
meyer Sanitarium at an early hour Sun
day mornkng. Death came as natural
breaking down due to advanced years.
Judge Bailey had come to the Pen
meyer Sanitarium a little over two
weeks ago and at the time he arrived
while not feeble in health it was feared
that the end was near.
Judge Bailey had led an eventful life.
He was born in Maine, July %, 1888
and after his graduation from Amherst
college he came West and settled at
Rockford, Ill. In 1857 he first came
to Kenosha and become associated with
the late q. G. Simmons and other pion-
eer residents of Kenosha in the build
ing of the Kenosha Rockford branch of
the Northwestern railway. He remain
ed as surveyor with the company until
the road was completed and during his
work for the company he spent much of
his time in Kenosha
On the completion of the railway
Judge Bailey returned to Rockford and
a short time after began the study of
law. He was elected county Judge of
Winnebago county in 1873 and held the
office until four years ago when he was
retired on account of advancing years.
Judge Bailey was prominent in the
Masonic order and was prominent as a
knight Templar. He is survived by
one step-daughter, Mrs. Henry Burpee
of Rockford.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1910-11-03
MARRIED IN CHICAGO.

Miss Johanne X. Buchtrup, formerly
of Kenosha and Esteu =. Echtemasht of
Cedar Rapids, Iowa, were married at the
home of the bride, 534 West Goth Place,
Chicago, Saturday, October the twenty
ninth. The bride was given away by
her mother and attended by her sister
Miss Frederikka Buchtrup.
The groom was attended by Urban
hurry of Mechanicsville, Iowa. Among
the out of town guests were the Misses
Cora and Olga Miller, Mrs. j. Abel and
daughter, Emma of Kenosha, Wis, Mrs.
M. c. Hansen and daughters Elizabeth
and johanna of Racine, Wis, Misses
Gertrude, Hattie and Christie Echte-
macht, Grace and Vera Marker, of Me-
chanicsville, Iowa. The bride was at.
tired in white messaHne and carried
brides roses.
Mr. and Mrs Echtemacht left for
Cedar Rapids where they will make
their home.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1910-11-03
DEAF MUTEs HAD PARTY.

Mr.. and Mrs. George Johnson, S. E.
Brown, Chas. Boss of Chicago, and Wal
ter Redmond of Racine were victims of
surprise IIallowe EN- Party at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. George John
son on Saturday evening, while they
were engaged playing duplicate whist.
Fourteen other mutes entered the home
bringing pumpkin lanterns with them
and threw lots of beans at the four
fellows. The surprise caused them to
quit the game. The evening was very
pleasantly spent in several games, after
which the refreshments were served.
Everyone reported having grand
time