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The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1910-01-13
Increase In Sheen.

The National Association, in its an
nual estimate. places the number OF
sheep Mt Tor shearing in the United
States AT 41.293,205. an increase OF
l,9Sl.C67 over the preceding year.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1910-01-13

A rooster, the property Of Willi'1n
Spangler, OF Red Lion. Pa, smashed
two panes OF thick glass In fighting
his reflection and nearly bled to death
from te wounds made by the glass.
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13
A BUSINESS CHANGE TODAY.

Albert Porter of this city today
purchased from A. p. Samples and
partner the entire plant and business
of the Grand Junction Bottling Works
which he has for several years been
operating at GIG Colorado avenue.
The deal includes the purchase by
Mr.. Porter of the real estate and fac
tory building. The plant is to be re-
modelled and equipped with the most
modern devices for facilitating the
work of the factory and the business
is to be considerably enlarged Mr..
Porter Is young man well known in
business circles throughout the city
and valley. and has been remarkably
successful in all his business ven
lures. II will be remember that
Mr. Porter was for some time pro-
prietor of the Enterprise feed busi-
ness on Main street which he sold
last fall
The consideration in this deal has
not been made public. although it is
understood that the price runs well
into the thousands. The sale was
negotiated by Milne & Milne of the
Grand Valley Real Estate & Loan Co.
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13
MRS. LOEFFLER IS DEAD.

Mrs. Sara Loeffler, wife of NJ. II.
Loefiler, one OF the city's best known
business men, died at an early hour
this morning in hospital in Pueblo
following long illness. She suf-
fered from complication OF ailments
and during her long illness every
possible effort was made to restore
her to health and strength but all in
vain.
MIR. LOeffler was called to Pueblo a
week ago by IA sudden turn for the
worse in the condition Of Mrs. Loef-
fler but after a few days she grew
better and it was believed that she
would get along all right. MIR. Loef-
flcr, owing TO important business
matters, came home last night, trust
ing that his wife would slowly i'm
prove. However, there was de-
cided turn for the worse last night
and death came this morning.
The deceased was woman of
noble character. In her long Illness
she had the sympathy of many friends
who will sincerely mourn her DEATH
She is survived by her husband and
one child, Il boy of about five years.
The funeral arrangements have not
been announced
Mrs. Loeffler was daughter of
Simon Hymes, one Of the leading
business men of GIenwood Springs.
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13
HOME CURE FOR ECZEMA,

Does it not seem strange that so
many people suffer year In and year
out with eczema?
A 25-cent bottle OF a simple wash
stops the itch and will surely con
vince any patient.
This wash is composed of mild and
soothing oil of wintergreen. mixed
with thymol and glycerine, etc. and
is known as ID. ID. ID. Prescription.
We do not know how long the ID. ID.
ID. laboratories will continue the csc
offer, as the remedy is regularly sold
only in 81 bottles and has never be-
fore been put IN the market on any
special offers.
If you want relief tonight. try a
bottle at 25c on our personal recon-
mendation.
Sold by Kraft & Emerson.
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13

In an opinion rendered yesterday
by Attorney General Barnett to Sec
retary of State Pearce, 1t was held
that the Wells-Fargo Express COM
pany must file an amendment to its
articles of Incorporation to increase
the capital stock from s5.O00.00O to
Ss,0O0,000 and that the state can
collect flat taxes on a basis of sS,-
100000 since the passage of the law
in 1902. The same ruling applies to
other companies Incorporated in Colo
rado for lesser sums than in other
states. The express company raised
its capitalization to conform with its
Interpretations in other states.-Den-
yer Times.
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13
WE STAND NEXT TO JAPAN IN
DIVORCES.

The divorce rate is much higher in
the United States than in any other
American or European land Indeed,
our people have had this distinction
for more than two centuries AMI a
half. Twenty years ago we first be-
came aware, from statistics, of the
exact situation that existed: and re-
cent research has proved that before
Milton penned his essays favoring
civil marriage and self-diyorce, the
New England colonists had initiated
the most liberal divorce policy that
then could be found anywhere in the
civilized world. Year after year since
the birth of the American nation this
policy has become broader and broad
er. Today only Japan-for peculiar
reasons which do not now concern
us-has higher divorce rate than
We; and in this race even Japan las
been far outrun by some counties in
our western states.
During the twenty years covered
by the last census, 45,625 divorces
were decreed to 12.S32.044 mar
riages celebrated; about decree to
twelve weddings; whereas it is be-
lieved that in 1870 the ratio was
about one to thirty-four One mar
riage dissolved by divorce to eleven
terminated by death is sufficiently
tragic; yet even this ratio, according
to one of the first statistical experts
of the country, falls short of the re-
ality. BY Prof. Walter F. Wilcox it
is computed that not far from one
tenth of all marriages in the United
States are now ended in the divorce
court.-McClure's. 3
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13
&--O--C--I--E-.T T. "
eAsA 49,
Elks' Have Delightful Dance.

Instead of the big annual dance
and reception which the Elks have al
ways made a feature once a year, 1t
was determined some time ago that
the better plan would be to hold a
series of social dances. To that end
last night the committee on enter
talnment gave the first social dance
at Margery hall
The event was one of the most
pleasant of the year and attracted a
large number of Elks and their lauies
to the celebration of the event.
Doucet's orchestra furnished the
music and 1t was delightful through
out. All the ladies we're given beau
tiful carnations at the opening or
grand march. Comfort rooms for the
gentlemen We're provided where they
could enjoy a smoke and engage in
pleasant conversation, while mild
punch and candies were provided for
the ladies as refreshments.
The committee having the affair
in charge were Mr. Ross Reynolds,
Mr.. Richard Dowrey. Mr.. Harold
Engle and DR.. Duffy. The commit
tee which stands for period of six
months has promised several more
equally enjoyable occasions in the
near future.
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13
THE RAISING UP OF CHIEFS OF
UNAWEEP TRIBE NO. 58.

II. A. Jacobs, Sachem, |. o. X. NJ.
f. j. Vosberg, Prophet.
w. II. Render. Sr. Sycamore.
A. l.. Halllgan, Jr. Sycamore.
c. II. Petrie. Guard of Wigwam.
II. f. Zieman, X. of w.
+. NJ. Welch. G. of r.
w ID. Jones, First Sanap
+. NJ Weloh, Chief of Records
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; + + + + +

The new law is that a corporation
or a joint stock company that earns
in excess of $1,000 net must pay /
per cent on its income. Even though
nothing is earned or a corporation is
out of existence. they must make a
report il there are any living officers
of the company that has not been le-
gally dissolved.
DIR. Swan will be in the city for
several days, looking up corporation
matters.
The returns must be made to the
treasury on all corporations, whether
they have earned single cent or
? million, on or before the first of
the month
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13

Clement V. WassOn and Miss Eliza
beth Glow were united in marriage
yesterday afternoon at 4 O'Clock at
the home of the brides brother, VIII
liam Glow, at 12ll White avenue.
Rev. ID. Luther Edwards, of the Pres
byterian church performed the cere-
mony in the presence of the relatives
and few friends. The home was
prettily decorated with carnations
and ferns. A sumptuous wedding
dinner followed the ceremony. The
young couple viii reside on Mr.. Was
sons fine fruit ranch in the Pomona
Park district. The bride is very
attractive young woman. She came
to America from Fremlingham, Eng
land. the old home of the family. She
has many friends in this city where
she has resided for the past six years.
Mr.. Wasson is a highly respected
young fruit grower.
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13

Much interest among the young
people tof the city attaches to the
coming dance of the Mothers Prides
on Friday night. The chaperons for
the occasion are as follows Mr.. and
Mrs. Wilkes Dinwiddie. Mr.. and Mrs.
Harold Lutes, Misses Della Lumsden
and Anne Allen, and Messrs. |. E
Emerson and Sterling Lacy.
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13
REVENUE COLLECTOR HERE.

Dr. a. F. Swan of Leadville.
deputy United States internal
, revenue collector, is in the city
today for the purpose of look
: ing up corporate matters relat-
: ing to the excise tax on corpor-
ations and joint stock compan-
Z log
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13
THE SMILING FACE

that bids you "a HAPPY NEW
YEAR" is balm to the grieving
heart and comfort to the weary.
This is not season for fasting, but
for feasting; not for fretting. but for
traternizins; not for frowning, but
for frolicking: not for moodiness, but
for merriment: not for care and wor-
ry. but for joy and laughter. Let us
echo the pretty girls greeting. "a
Happy New Year" We offer you all
the good wishes imaginable, and we
VIII back up the sentiment with a
promise to give you better and big
ger bargains than ever during 1870.
LOUIS ChERVENY
Successor torDavies & Cherveny
Phone Mesa 6O1 32l Main 81.
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13

Best for coughs and colds in Ken
nedy's Laxative Cough Syrup. 1t
moves the bowels freely yet gently
and thereby drives the cold from the
system. 1t stops the cough Children
like pheasant to take. Sold by
c. d. Smith Drug Co.
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13

Syl Bernard, who captained the
football team last fall. has completed
work at the sugar factory and leaves
for his home in Colorado Springs to-
day for a short vacation.
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13

$1i.00 to Denver and return via
the Midland route January ., 10, II,
~. 13 and IA. Tickets good retui ii
ing until January II. See the Mid
land agent or phone Junction ll6.
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13
CARD OF THANKS.

To those who were so considerate
and so kind in connection with the
untimely death of our brother. Samu-
el ID. Hancock, and at the time of the
funeral we desire to express our
heartfelt thanks. Their sympathetic
actions and words will never be for
gotten.
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13

Clothing OF every description dr.,
and steam cleaned. Perfect satisfae
ton guaranteed. Telephone us, We
call for and deliver.-The Suitorlum
125 South Fifth-st
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13

At Coen's big annual clearance sale
5000 pairs of ladies'. misses, boys and
mems high grade shoes will be sacri-
ficed in order to make room for
spring stock. Sale begins Saturday
morning, Jan. %, at 8 O'Clock.
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13

Still many bargains left at Cos.
grove & Stough's furniture house
They must sell everything out this
month.
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13

Piano moving specially, at Bar
ton G Terrill's. ,lna.
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13
Fairview House.

For high-class plumbing work al
reasonable prices. see j. E McKen.
zie.
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13

Officer John Allison has been on
the sick list for a number of days
with severe attack of la grippe.
Chief of Police Welch is filling his
position as truant officer.
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13

30 and 80 on. Crown Furn. Co.
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13

WANTED-At once, buyer for
Mesa County National Bank stock.
What will you give? Write P. o.
Box SO.
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE--Splendid manure deliv-
cred; very suitable for lawns and
orchards. Apply 319 Colorado.
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13

and women to at
tend the Union Revival services at
the Auditorium. Every evening
except Saturday.
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13
WANTED;

to know that we de-
liver sweet cider. G. J. Cider &
Pres. Co.. S23 South Seventh street.
Phone Mesa 217.
The daily sentinel., 1910-01-13

900 green hides. for
cash; any kind. Shropshire &
Gordon.
The Washington times., 1910-09-24
FLOOR OILS

Don't BUY FLOOR OH. until you've tried
ours. Sc ga ENTERPRISE HARDWARE
CO. So 9Th y W Phone II 5l51
The Washington times., 1910-09-24
BICYCLES

SEE Us about a Viking bicycle. repaired free
Tor one year T y MTDD. JR-. INC. 1913
New Eorh ave y. W
WASTED-100 second hand bicycles P J.
MENDELL * CO. lis 7tn S. ~ W
We ARE stIu selling .-UnIcoru-' tires AZ
SI-e5- P. J MENDELL & CO.. 172s 7th y. ".
The Washington times., 1910-09-24
WHERE 10 DINE.

BANK CAFE. 9Th and r SIS GOO home-Iize
German cooking combination brez- kfasr. sp@-
Ga DC. cereal or fruit . eggs any style,
bread or rolls and coffee also excellent sue-
ciaI luncheon Try US and be convinced
The Washington times., 1910-09-24

THANKS TO our policies We are no more a.
Clcents- Mechanical bargains. KEYS made
that fiJ. shears. scissors. knives "a ors ~
saws sharpened. lamps and oilstoves cleaned
and repaired p r RRUESSER- The Lock
smith. ~ 18th St y. w
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CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER

TAKONsA PARK. D G. L X INNER
MAN. Contractor AMI Builder, repafr1nE and
jobbnE. drop postal for estimate. prIces
ressona BILE
DRO. POSTAL for our estimates on house
repairing and remodslinE J. 3 GIBBS
IsZ5 L St n. ". Phones y sso7 and 10 u.
The Washington times., 1910-09-24
HURSES IND VEHICLES

SPECIAL. ATTENTION
A bargain seldom offered horses and
the Ice business are in nrsJ-Class Coldi-
lon5 ages from 10 years. weigh from
49, - 80 1alli- SLeciat attsnt4oA IS csi-e-
20 one hey team : and years old. weigh
-so1 EACH suitable for coal wagon or any
Eeavy hauling. and one OF the handsomsst
t-Eear-oi8 combination saddle and driving
horses IN The state, is fearless Of az OBJ
Jecrs- perfectly safe for lady q drive has
been driven a mile in e-4d. also one nice
butcher. baker. mNkman, or any general
purpose any one that Is III need OF horse
can my one very cheap as Al. must be sold
a written guarantee for ten days viii be
given with each horse Call Ct my private
= -alia-a-raLt OF a Seventh street car 10
FOR SALE-Ten horses and mares; been
used IN contract work, contractor failed
r----=- 49, L--15---- -, -. o--~-
LuSeQs atso handsome black trotter, with
mark Of PIG IL, late style Stanhope and har-
ness and M daughters saddle horse. fear
leSs o. al OoJects and sale for most timid
lady 20 tide OF drive Call at my residence
JOE 6ElLA 8 CO. 43S sth st s, "
CLARENCE 5. KESsLER & BRO,
Phone 7 Nan Sg.z soS!s z St y W
PATENT EEVEROUT CARRIAGE LAMPS.
No 50 T Polished Brass. each-.......---.sS S. 5
No %, Gun Metal. each $ >
A Large stock Of Lamps and Brackets
on Hand
Prices 70 Carriage Dealers upon Application
EIGHT FINE SHETLAND PONIES
Also 10 gOod horses, suitable for al kinds
% work
Traps and Harness OF all kinds
a J SLABLER So D 81. y W
UANTED-To purchase driving houss
about Is hands high; weight about / $50
pounds. must be kind and gentle.
LOUIS r. SHOEMAKER. 6l2 18th 81. y "
WANrED-Good, sound, gentle horse; weight
about Leo or I-1oO lbs: must be reazona BE
in price call after O'Clock = m IeSJ -
81 y r
FOR SALE-Nine cheap horses. sold for pss-
ture bill, in pasture opposite Loffer sa loon
on Bladensburg road. d G
FOR SALE-Big work horse. cheap. work
anywhere Apply after p. m 40 y 81.
FOR sALE-rvo mares, 1889 and $50 lbs !;
eood CONDITION Apply $50 18th st
ATTENTION, CONTRADICTORY received
carload Acme patent dump wagons; see
these wagons before placing your next order
; D. WATERS & son.
Rear SO PA AVE y v.
SECONDHAND SURVEYS. traps. runa-
bouts and delivery wagons: SIS Up COGS-
WELLS, IS ~, ~, 20 18th n "
FAIR VIEW STOCK FARM. IL your horse
Is run down or needs a months rest, with
special treatment. phone DOwNEX-S STA
BL-ES. II 22S6-
CAN'T has 10 car loads OF runabouts. sur
reys. and spring wagons VII sell them
regardless Of cost 1905 d ST y "
FOR HIRE-Pleasure teams, business teams,
or a horse for your wagon. BY the day
week CT month. reduced rates PITS
NOGLE. rear 227 Pa ave. X ". Main 81.
HIRING. BOARDING. and sales Stables.
81 Missouri ave y W 8 D WATERS
Special rates 70 travelling statesmen
The Washington times., 1910-09-24

APARTMENTS TO LET
Unfinished
a. T. FOX COMPANY.
ESTABLISHED 1875.
18th AT NEW YORK AVE.
HEATED APARTMENTS
THE NEWPORT 2Is4 FLA. AVE.
rooms s sha Ssis go "a = g so go
THE LA CORONA" AS NJ ST. n. W.
? rooms and bath. IS. 50. 81. 80
THE SUFFOLK" 1867 IRVING ST
rooms and bsth 81. 50
3 rooms and ..---- 3 50
THE ALLENHURST,' 1906 COL. RID.
tO0ii4s and bath.---.--.-S SIS %. $3.50, $500
The KENYON" 1872 KENYON ST.
LoOLls ana bath......-.-.--...--sS2 go, Ssi-S9
-SOli4s and bath--.--..---.-----.-S4z 50. S45v'
The LANIER," 1749 LANIER PL-
PRICES REDUCED
:, n B - , = MODERN. SCREENED
APARTMENTS, 3. I, AND 5 ROOMS
AND BATH NEWLY PAPERED, ALL
- SS5 81 SIDE ROOMS, WITH PORCH rs;
also. $3.50. $500
IdE MANSFIELD" 1870 NJ ST. NV.
SEE WHAT We ARE OFFERING
- a DOW NTOWN MODERN APART
- ~ HOUSE AT REASONABLE
1s-.IIALS. WITH SCREENS, AVN
10 AND PHONE SERVICE NEW
4 PAPERED APARTMENTS AND
> looms AND BAZ11-S3000 So 80.
ND 800. HALF BLOCK FROM
= - - e-SlllCJI AVE. Overlook
no RHODE ISLAND AVE WITHIN
~ MINUTES WALK OF SHOPPING
DISTRICT ASK JANITOR To LIT
1OL INSPECT THEM so YOTT CAN
BEI E1R APPRECIATE WHAT We
AXE OFFERING
HOUSES ALL SECTIONS.
80 = ave. II zS15 n st. Tor. b. - Sc
- . Siso9i Ils0 Cor stI0- Sls 8
20 -. ur,b-- 1850
FLATS
- ID y z. 1913 D Ne. 5rb L 50
81 o-------------f ~ % 12z1 D Ne 5r.b 80
In O. Z. 1872 Tth S.W..sr,b 1850
STORES.
-'4' n 81 $50 %
OFFICE ROOMS
metropolitan Bank BldE-. 1850 to ss5.eo
IN or new Office building III Il St
GARAGES.
1903 TO 144I COLUMBIA COURT
CAPACITY FROM TO CARS:
Prices RANGING FROM $3.50 70
$500 PER MONTH
WAREHOUSES;
LIS CaTiin's alley ......-.............. sza. %
Call for our complete list.
PUBLISHED EVERY MONDAY.
The Washington times., 1910-09-24
FLOOR FINISHING

OLD FLOORS sCRAPED 70 the wood =
polished and waXed is our speciality. expe-t
workmen. work guaranteed FLOOR RE
POLISHING CO. 1890 sd 81. N w send
postal
The Washington times., 1910-09-24

Rear % Pierce NV, wafer. Stalls. ssos
l
The Washington times., 1910-09-24

OVERS AMI CLEANERS.
ROBERT HARRIS, Main Zs7s-Y COS ~ a.
N ". Work called for and delivered can
and get next to our uD-to-date work
ANTIQUE FURNITURE
NJ. sEGAL-. ANTIQUE FURNITURE RE-
PRODUCING, REPAIRING. su L ST
n Va PHONE n S5S I.
UMBRELLAS RECOVERED
n Il PHILPIrT. Reliable Umbrella ara
PSrasoi Maker. Repairing and recovering
specialty. Cravennette. gloria. and EIik. q.
90 st. y. VI
The Washington times., 1910-09-24
WANTED-ROOMS

VEANTED-Ey gentleman. furnished room.
use Of barh- vest OF l4fh S. y w price
about 81 per month BOX 80. Times ofiCe
VANTEu-ROom en- musical family. near car
line; b. lady N Office BOX "a, Times
once
The Washington times., 1910-09-24
MARKETS
TAlLORS

CUT RATE PAINLESS DENTISTRY.
Full set Of teeth. S5-51- Cold Crowns g
B-idgework, s. Filings. SOC Up PAINLESS
EXTRACTION FREE L s ARMY &
NAVY PAINLESS DENTISTS. cor Tth and
+ SITS. Entrance, 5sS z St N " Phone
Main 800.
The Washington times., 1910-09-24
RUG WEAVING.

BEAUTIFUL RUGS woven from Old carpets
The Washington Rug Weaving Co. odice
and works. 81 5-h 81 y ". Main sS25
HANDSOME reversible rugs from worn car
pets guarantee our work ECLIPSE RUG
WEAVING CO. 2cg5 Ca ave Phone BAY
The Washington times., 1910-09-24
AUTOS REPAIRED

LET Us PUT YOUR shade. radiator. fend-
er- and lamps into proper condition. very
small cost Try US FRENCH RADIATOR
o. FEM E-Fs CO. 1852 ! 81. y " North 2175 Il
NE REPAIR OR REBCILD your auto; cars
cleaned by day ~ month oils. gasoiene.
and supplies. reasonable prices; az Work
guaranteed. 1445 Columbia Court, between
LsLE aE1 18th t-I4-l4ris I'd and irving 81
REPAIR WoKE a specially. charges mod
crate RENNER. 10 9Th St y "
The Washington times., 1910-09-24
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS

HERE ARE 4 SEW OF THE extraordinary
5arEaIns IN me upright pianos ofered dur
Ing this expansion sac Slie1, as Chick
ering, sl5es Pease- $50 Nose. $50. KImbaII
tl5os Hartman. $50 Chase $40. 5hoalnzsr
S1so- Milton. 800 Fischer. Sl5G Weber ga
and many others Easy terms Autoplano.
god condition S559 Q. !. DeMOLL < CO..
Cor 9Th and sts-
FOR EALE-StieI. stei1~sy. Enzbe shaw,
kohler Campbell. Mason & Hau1Iin ana
G number OF other used pianos AZ Escrf-
hcs1g F=tcess must sell &C make room f1r
rev stock CHAS- IL STEEP. Icos-l5is p
81 ~ " J. c CONLLFE- Ezuzzsr-
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-10-06
Attention, Farmers.

The annual meeting of the Far
mers & Laborers Cooperative In
surance Association of Audrain
County will he held at the office
of the company, in Mexico, at IL
a. m. Oct. II, 1910, to elect presi-
dent, vice-president, secretary
and three directors; also to vote
on changing the constitution
giving the president, vice-presi-
dent, directors and adjuster, two
dollars per day, and six cents
mileage one way. Also charging 3
mills on the dollar premium on all
new insurance. All new insurance
written prior to April 18th will
lpay full insurance at next
assessment. Those insured after
April Is will not be liable for that
year.
z. B. Norris, Sec'y,
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-10-06
BIG FREE OFFER.

The Twice-a-week REPUBLIC,
of st. Louis, Mo-, which is conced-
ed by most everyone to be the big
gest and best metropolitan semi
weekly in the United States, of.
fers everybody an opportunity Of
securing a three year subscription
absolutely free. If you will write
a post card addressed to The st.
Louis Republic, and tell them you
want to know how to get the pa
per free, they will write and give
you full particulars.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-10-06
A Good Position

Can be had by ambitious young
men and ladies in the field of
Wireless" or Railway teleg-
raphy. Since tn oight-hour law
became effective, and since the
Wireless companies are establish
ing stations throughout the coun-
try there is a great shortage Of
telegraphers. Positions pay be-
ginners $40 to 500 per month, with
good chance Of advancement. The
National Telegraph Institute OPP
crates six official institutes in
America, under supervision of r.
r. and Wireless Officials andplaecs
all graduates into positions. 1t
will pay you to write them for full
details at Davenport, Ia, Cincin-
natl, o., Portland, Ore, or Mem
phis, Tenn.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-10-06
sWEETER AN SUGAR.
Plunkett's King jennie
Snooks' Wit-That Good
Hubby.

A yong man in Mexico claims he
has discovered something 300
times sweeter than sugar. 1t (she)
is about Is years of age.
The big hat hit Mexico long ago
and the hobble skirt is hobbling
along, too. But there's one thing
they'll not dare bring here from
the effete East-the cigarette girl.
Have a spittoon, MissH
Little jennie Shook received a
couple of preachers at his home the
other day and one of them greeted
him with the question, "Well,
Johnnie, have you been good
boy9" eyes, sir" came the re-
ply, "have you been a good old
mani"
j. w. Plunkett says his good
horse, cold King" dearly loves
old blue-stem prairie grass AMI
will "set" a bale of it three rods
away, like a dog on bird. Joseph
Wilkins says, "Thats nothing, my
horse loves it so well he goes up
into the loft after it. >" So, there.
c. F. Bush is still in the lime
light. He has an old SOW, he says,
that has 10 chickens. We suppose
he means she is caring for Is
chickens. Yes, an old SOW some
times knows how to care for chick
ems by putting them down her
throat. But we don't say Bro.
Bush's sow is that kind of sow.
One of our citizens who oc-
casiOnally wipes the dishes for his
wife became tired of the job and
refused, saying that at is not a
mans work" Not feeling dis
posed to lose her help the wife
brought the Bible out to convince
him of his error and read as fol-
lows from II Kings, 81 :13: "And
will wipe Jerusalem as man
wipeth a dish, wiping it and turn
ing it upside down" Il is needless
to say that the husband is still do
ing his occasional stunt. He is a
good hubby and believes in the
Good Book all right.