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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19
Chicage; III.
ILLINOIS CENTRAL
Corrected to Feb. LIST, 1910.
rag EAaT MAIL ROUTE
TrAlns leave Cstro.

~ .. m. Daily Chicago vestIbuIv
United, arriving CChicaEo l0.l0 an.
7:is a. m. Daily st. Louis Might
limited, arriving st. Louis 1890 a. M.
leepinx ear open at $3.50 D. M.
$3.50 a. m. st. Louis Special.
$500 q. m. Chicago Daily Expresa
t1:t5 o. m. st. Louis Fast Mail.
r:ts m. Chicago Midday Special
VS. D, m. Daily st. Louis Limited.
1:35 p. m. Aftermnoon Express fol
,din, EffinKham. Mattoon, Champaign
$50 b. m. Thebes Accommoda
sis p. m. Chicago and Eastern M
press. c
t0:1o ?. m. Chicago night express.
.rrisils 1t Chicago 7:16 :. m.
$50 Z. m. Memphis and Nashville.
SIS .. m. Memphis and New Or.
cans Limited.
$40 a, m. Seminole Limited foi
Birmingham and Jacksonville, Fla.
$500 O. M. Paducsh and Louisville.
1874 ,. m. Daily Memphis and New
'rlsaas.
i:4t ,. m. Daily Nashville, ChAtta
,soEA and Atlanta.
<:so ?. n. Fulton and Maynsld -
:smmodatioA
$50 ,. m. Paducah and Louisville.
S:s5 ,. m. Memphis and New Or
cans Special.
For through tickets. sleeping car 40
eomrn0dations and further informa.
tioA apply ut Illinois Central Passsp
ger Station, Cairo, III.
J. II. JoNEc, Ticket Agent
A.. A. MATCH, e. P. A.
= n. HANsrN. Peas. rrafs,e Ms-
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19

A hiss In Japa. expresses delight.
I'm West Africa people hiss when they
are surprised. II the New Hebrids:
they hiss before everything beautiful
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19

Collector---You promise to pay this
bill every time call When are you
going to do so? I'm getting tired of
coming mp here week after week.
Please remember that time Is money.
Owitt-l know it. and intend paying
-in--time. Chicago News.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19

The last figures ohtainable show
that the per capital wealth Of thiS
country lis $I.3l0ll.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19
Reflected c,orv

Reflected Glory.
I think that Mrs. De Blink acts av.
fully uppish.
Wen. why shouldn't she? Her
daughter has just assembled Mont,
Blanc"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19
ILLINOIS CENTRAL R. r.
one-Way Secondfclass .colonist Rates
70 California; and Points In
The Northwest

correspondingly low rates to other
points on main lines and branches
in California. Oregon Washington
Alberta, Arizona, British Columbia,
Idaho Mexico. Montana, Nevada. New
Mexico aud Utah.
Tickets on sale daily March ist to
April 18th, 1910, Every Monday on
train No. /, at 5.55 p. m, through
tourist Sleeper leaves Cairo, running
via New Orleans and Southern Pacific
Z. r. to Los Angeles and San Francis.
20.
For full information apply to ]. Fl.
tones, Ticket Agent, Central Union
Station, Cairo. I'll.
A. H. HANSON, p. T. M.
5 g. HATCH G. P. A..
Chicago III.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19

FOR SALE-New cottage of six
rooms with all modern Improvements
except heating plant. Lot and one
half. close to both car lines Price
low enough to make good investment
Inquire at this office.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19

Gilded Youth believe III 30 ia for
ballooning bit. 1t seems to be the
thing What kind of balloon shall
you bny?' oh, I'll have touring az
fair, cloud-climber, a balloonet and
light flyabont for town use kan
sas City Star.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19
. . = . . . = . Q . . 80
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Mr. Newly-wed-Well. dearest, you
can't say | ever contracted bad habits
Mrs, Newly-wed-No. George, you gen
orally expand them--.Iudge.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19

Prices of all varieties of packer and
country hides are nominal, and the
buyers and sellers considerably apart
in their views.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19

Some men are so optimistic that
they think nobody knows it's their
last years straw hat.--Ohio State
Journal.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19

Small Boy---"Papa, where does leath.
er come from7"
Papa--"From animals, my boy--their
skins being tanned"
Small Boy--"And does sole leather
come from their souls, papa"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19

No Hope.--The Proud Mother
This boy grows more like his father
dear--and ave you tried everything ?
The Sketch.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19

Dorothy; aged 8, after watching mel
mother making a pencil sketch said.
Mamma, / know what drawing IT,"
Well, what is 1t, desr?"
ITS just thinking AMI then making
a mark around the think"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19

my, who was that ugly woman you
Just spoke to-"
Sir, that lady has promised to mar
ry me-"
Cheer up, maybe she won't keep
her promise"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19

car line. All modern eonveniences, in,
Gliding furnace heat, bath, etc. If tax.
en- soon terms will be reasonable. AID.
dress NJ Bulletin office.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19

Details Wanted-That fellow works
IN his office every night. Bound to
get ahead, eh?" "Oh, / don't know"
answered the wise citizen. Does he
toll nights because his work is heavy
,r because he spends his days discuss,
ing batting averages and pennant
prospects" $1,000 Louisville Courier our.
nal
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19

Pretty Customer want to get a
mnff.
Clerk--What fur?
p. C.-What fur? Why. TO keep my
hands warm, of course.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19

What makes that fellow so popu.
'lafg' He'll listen to a funny story
without insisting on telling another. ?
Kansas City journal.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19

The Death OF Gaming-"All gamb.
ling must be stopped within the juris-
diction Of this court" Numbered the
Judge Bet you a flyer it can't be
lone" said the district attorney. gput
up your money" said the Judge, reach.
ing for his roll. -Philadelphia Ledger.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19

WANTED-By good dressmaker.
sewing by the day. Call or write It's
Washington avenue.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19
SPICY SAYINGS

49, ~ eSxA = AN
80 . . ~ .
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
Mr.. Newly-wed-Well. dearest, You
can't say | ever contracted bad habits
Mrs, Newly-wed-No. George, you gen.
orally expand them-Judge.
Investing His Profits What are
you going to do Wit. the money you
get from your crops this year, guess
Ill get one one o these here centaurs
! read about in book to run the new
carriage | bought last year Why
centaur is an imaginary creature "
We'll, this is an imaginary carriage.
Washington Star
Collector--You promise to pay this
bill every time | call When are you
going to do so? I'm getting tired of
coming mp here week after week.
Please remember that time Is money.
Owitt-l know 1t. and intend paying
-in--time. Chicago News.
Gilded Youth believe III 10 id for
ballooning bit 1t seems to be the
thing" What kind of balloon shall
you bny?' "Oh, I'll have a touring III.
fair, cloud-climber, a balloonet and
light flyaboat for town use, Kan
sas City Star.
Some men are so optimistic that
they think nobody knows it's their
last years straw hat.--Ohio State
Journal
No Hope.--The Proud Mother
This boy grows more like his father
dear-and ave you tried everything?
The Sketch.
Details Wanted-That fellow works
In his office every night. Bound to
get ahead, eh?" "Oh, don't know"
answered the wise citizen. Does he
Ton nights because his work is heavy
pr because he spends his days discuss.
.ng batting averages and pennant
prospects," -- Louisville CourierJour.
nal
It is not the worst liar that makes
hit, but the best.--Life.
The Death OF Gaming-"All gamb.
ling must be stopped within the juris-
diction Of this court" Numbered the
Judge. Bet you flyer it can't be
lone" said the district attorney. gput
up your money said the Judge, reach,
ing for his roll .--Philadelphia Ledger.
What makes that fellow so popu.
larry He'll listen to a funny story
without insisting ON telling another"
Kansas City journal.
Knicker-Laugh and the world
laughs with you. She--I knew this
was a crazy game --Coiumbia Jester.
We'll, Johnny, having any luck?
What do you fish with, worms or
fIies?" Worms, o. course 1t amt
warm enough for flies to come around
git.%-Chicago Record Herald.
Chicago man claims to have dis.
covered the secret Of keeping fam
lily Of 10 on SIC week Probably finds
II easier to keep the secret than the
family.
Shell was fool when l married
you.
He-You think you're wiser now,
Ell?
She-Well, guess l am.
He--Good, I've made some improve
ments In you, then.
Pretty Customer want to get
nuff
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19

Shell was a fool when l married
you
He--You think you're wiser now.
Ell?
She-Well, | guess l am.
He-Good, I've made some improve
ments In you, then.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19

It is not the worst liar that makes
hit, but the best.--Life.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19

Knicker-Laugh and the world
laughs with you. She knew this
was crazy game. Columbia Jester
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19

We'll, Johnny, having any luck
What do you fish with, worms OF
tlies?" Worms, o. course. 1t amt
warm enough for flies to come arouad
yit."-Chicago Record Herald.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19

Small Kenneth was celebrating the
! anniversary of his birth. How old
are your" asked a neighbor.
I'm T." replied Kenneth, "and I'm
glad OF 1t. was getting awfully tired
OF being 3 all the time"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-19

Chicago man claims to have dis
covered the secret Of keeping fam
lily Of 10 on SIC week. Probably finds
It easier to keep the secret than the
family. ~
Norwich bulletin., 1910-11-22
A NON PARTISAN PLAN.

San Francisco is the most recent addition to the cities who are striv- ing to wipe out partisan politics and to have thoroughly business admin isUation of affains. The people have voted that the charter shall be so 'ainended as to provide that no party designation shall appear upon the bal lot in connection with the name of any candi date for d municipal office. The party column and the party circle are also banished.
 Another charter amendment adopted by the voters of San Francisco pro- vides for what is called the non-par- tisane primary, though it is really a first election. This new San Francisco plan varies from the Des MoineS plan in. that a candidate receiving an abso- inte majority of the votes at the pri- mary is declared elected to the office. When no candidate receives an ahss- iute majority at the primary the fwC receiving the highest votes must .tcon- test further at the regular e[ection The choice of the voters on. election day is confined to these two. nominees except that of course, If more thaf one person is to be chrEen for a giver office the number of Alominees is pro- portiOuately large.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-11-22
woUa DN'T GET HIM OFF.

The Philadelphia 5adge who refused No let a seller of impure food off upon ehe petition of seventy five members ,f the produce exchange, is to be com s7fendsd for his loya3ty to right and his Tssohrrfon to protect the consumers grozp-1rnp0sition The judge, in pass 5nE Judgment in the case, said.
 Tn this day and generation it ought not 10 be necessary to tell whas@sase dealers in food products that Gbcv must snot sell food that is unfit to be eaten The defendant, Ellis, claim ed that he was tos big man to bother Gco-f ft. Tn his defense he says: I -a1 guilty. but on account of my posi- 1bon all that should be done Is to place a fine upon me. Even if 1t is the max dirslrn, will pay it. But the real fact fs. ff1et this is disreputa bic business wfl~ther carried on by a man in the hi xiaer circles of 'socsety or whether it cs carried on by one who was tried andsconvicted of a similar ofrense and who. at the trial, was characterized as a poor Jew doing bus-nsss in the retwfy1Dorhood of Fffsh and South sstr.eta | feel that in the many eases -rrefors me in which the defsndants are chzrra6 with ceiling impure food a rna does not scconrplish the proper re- s--i1S, as the fine as paid and the de- rendart goes right back 10 his place and violates the law again. Impris- onrnent seens to be the only way to stop this kind of thing. and that which has taken place here tedas will pre- vent by the wholesalers, at least, the gssrths- sale of eggs unfit for food"
 This wholesaler went to jail. and il fs now realized there at least that the sale of impure food is a erime-a crime LOO that is to be suppressed
Norwich bulletin., 1910-11-22
GETTING TOGETHER FOR 5USI
 NESS.

The senate office building at Wash ington shows unwonted animation just now with the return of senators com ing to the capital for the regular ses- sion beginning Monday, December 5. Already there, most of them having leone to attend committee meetin gs which have had business during the re- cess, are Senators Burton of Ohio, Bourne of Oregon, Bailey and Culher- son of Texas. Brandesee of Connecti- cut Simmons of North Carolina, Bur kstt of Nebraska, Money of Mississip- pi, Piles of Washington, Borah of Idaho McCumber of North Dakota and Scott of West Virginia. Senator Bur rows, who is chairman of the Lorimer Investigating committee, expects to have his report ready by the time congress meets.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-11-22
THE BuLlEss DAILY STORY
MISFORTUNE

T haven't much faith in supoerstitions Fas a general thing" remarked the cor
 oner. but there's one sign.. or omen. or
 It, that's got whiskers on iL If a piece
 of plaster falls from the. ceiling when
 you are eating your breakfast, vou may
 be sure that you'll be A,oodooed for F
 hours.
 My wife's mot1er.sis visiting at our
 hoUse, and she5s the iwisest woman you
 ever saw She knoINs all about omens
 and pOrtents ana she can interpret
 uEeaDs, and l guess if she wanted to
 She could brew a broth that would nlab,e the Macbgtll witches jealous. Ev- CT Slilce she came to our house we have been wranglinS, over the question of su- perstitions l Insisted that they are idle dreams, and she stands up for them. This morning l ate 8 hurried break fast There is a leak in the roof, [ guess and patch of plaster was bulg- l ing down, wall paper and all. While was eating that patch broke loose and 2 lo1 of p1aTer fell into my porridge. My mother -Snl law, who was seated op- posite. me, Seemed shocked. She look cd as thSueh she had just been sen teHced tn death. She pointed a warning ! finger al me and told me, in sepulcIral tones, that bad tuck would be on nv { trail all dzy. | laughed her prophecy ! to scHi'n, and nut on nly hat and hus- " os' ot ti'T ''itN NVpi' as Was III u Uir'cs- to set downtown.
 t"F1Ie family dog, which weighs about ZC0 in the shade was lying on the doorstep and I fell over him and piled myself up in 8 heap on 9 brick walk I never before realized how hard and un- yielding bricks are. I was bruised in more places than you could count and my mothefin law stood on the door { Step like some high priestess Of Isis ! and shook her head in hopeless sorrow and said the strins of catastrophes was now fairly under way, but worse was ! to. come.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-11-22

A,i n and when I had brushed the aessa e.s'l sSs,s say clothes I started off on q s, aaunded a corner l had .ass,u - Aollis:ssr with Mai. Snelldrivef, ,s,,i<,s M, 7s about 400 pounds net The ,'-e.so ,t,a NUS sin a hurry, and we is ast irascltaly teiescoped. dlle ,ls rla1on o7, tL -. af ! infpetu;sus man and on .., spu. oA se moment he handed me e,,,. sa,4 91. '.is @ 1e when we had rega1ned .s,et Sslio rent elNzwT1 for the count
 slSll t,is,. able Fa think straight brick at him as faa,a,, of my esteem. It glanced off as.r1.s..,,.STe nole and went through 1,l.,5As-e eglsss window of a store and tlig ,1,e,.sl7snt and his clerks came out alle.aa've me an ova- tioii ,i dlru ISl, Sa' 4 on Us ntil policeman came. " hen the coppelsa1v who I was he let me go. and I ressmed my jour nev downtown, slightly dieaonraged but hoping for the dawaA,9f a brighter day
 My nose was tingling a good deal and I was so busy tying mi fandlSer- chief around it that [ didn' Hnnfira an open coal hole until | stepp31 fnto if. I fell about half mile intoAa base n,cnt that was as dark d wrisAss ds,jd. l had the most exciting time ysTl fzF7i imagine down there. The tlIaa
 full of old barrels and tubs &aasesT fell over every one in turn.
 When 1 finally got oltt, faoreH7esad than alive. and resumed mbs eaf.Hs a man happened to drop an. La&0fiE7sd dictionary from a fourth s&or winN95g that I was passing, and l G. sa4l i, with my head and I went dowA
 Ii was the first time I ever was aitgsi in a shower of languasse witho.s 4 umbrella.
 Tt would be too painful to desargIi all that happened to me during the day I am astonished as well as grateful i find myself alive af tn Is writing. Ans while I .ssEen't much use for super stitions in a general way. the faIlin plaster superstition has me wilted''- Chicago News.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-11-22
-----717777777777777777777 TAE WATER CRISIS,

The heayp dxs@snt spon Fairview rpservUar 1fgB6ay left no doubt that .e%cTwfcb ss-nea<er to water famine IiAn it ever expected to be, and the sSarnniag roud1nen- witb a limited low Br~sssre rsssrvsssn the Mohegau park saira, raalrea ft plain that something snrst 7,s dnns ar once to assure to fc-rw1ri- a- rcqznsfto supply untn sn hicRt9na a0urusx0f water is made to Du- Sfsssne sTs,srn1
 Tisur~<srrosrizne to be lost, flor ts will e sAs~~wnssrs Of prsraration to meet the prs<ent emergency and meet it right sf rAm movement is immediate and the sntlnoss despatch employed. The SUD- -sr;y at Alohegau fake Is of questionable szunlify and not long to 5s relied upon. cnsaet. the pressure is not likely to be sufsc1snt to send water to the highest points served by Fairview, so water Famine conditfSus ara imminent at all ssiEf 1poGnts1n the city.
 %n--xeel1s. have been devoted to ar sesiaz EsiI experiments. following 8 prasfbus-fnluKss and There are as yet >So -sssun1g sqesri7s. It is plain enough risst -sou1s orhsrsmeAns must be resort ~drrs. rS@ar4ssxe as many weeks more 10 sesrzngfs1 a pumpsng station on the yantfc river. and to establish a pipe Iiue snc pressH<s sufficient to meet the bea,fxsrnsntsrof- the people
 SrBedy sfnarrxnccsons should be issued n,y thseaslrsicTftses to the people how to proceed 4o continue health conditions sD thssRSDFnes end to wagn them of the 'dazxsrSoc hot water boilers when the vvRter ralls. and of the necessity of rafsconnscefng them from their ranges md prezA-in< to do their range work spsfFors them.
 WEtfrsheds Gre not matter Cor discussion now, but the cbfsfnzrsrt of the best water sn- shsr 1sast possible time from the -encut ezs spr5nGSso 7st whatever ex- zpsr@sas~rrDstAlreent-
 Iap7fasro:pnoposed permanent re- vfc& r>ktnn cuzdd be accom- pliShsd ir s.sstsctan sir snonuhs-it would take ehstsro iaysa rspe4ins to Gardner Lake and ftsrmouad hot take less than two t0r ethreesyears Co dsyalop a watershed like rhar.of Pease brook
 Thia cs not fhe tims dor snapshot reDclustons. Yanttc river seems to be ourro only Immediate relief and if thai ss the nearest and best it cannot be tbrouEht. into use too soon. The water -vf the Yanfic can be no worse thar that Df 1foheesn lake.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-11-22
BABYs PlTlFUL CASE

Our baby when two months old was suffering with terrible eczema from head to foot, all over her body. The baby looked just like skinned rabbit. We were unable to put clothes on her. At first if seemed to be few mattered pimpleB. They would break the skin and peel of leaving the underneath skin red as though it were scalds. Then a few more pinples would appear and spread all over the body leaving the baby all raw without skin from head to foot. But on top of her head there appeared heavy scab 8 quarter of an inch thick. It was awful to see so small 8 baby look as she did. Imagine! The doctor was afraid to put his hands to the child. We tried several doctors remedies but all failed. Then we de- cided to try Cuticura. After three days you could see the body gaining little skin. Now the baby is four months old. She fig fine picture of fat little baby and all is well We used Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Resolvent. Mrs Joseph Kossmann, St. Johns Place, Ridgewood Heights, l.. l., N. Y., Apr. 90 and May 4. 1909."
Norwich bulletin., 1910-11-22
Red CIothins for Hunters.

The Vermont legislature has before it a measure to provide that all deer hunters shall be garbed in bright red clothing. That bill. in view of the large number of fatalities in the woods of Wisconsin and Minnesota. will ap- peal to most people as a wise provis- ion Undoubtedly it will not meet with tle approval of some hunters but it should be the means of saving many from accident.
 Deer hunting. since the invention of high power rifles, has become exceed ingly hazardous. The hunter is ahJa
Norwich bulletin., 1910-11-22
Health and Beauty Secrets
BY MRS. MAE MARTINI

V. J.: To keen the scalp clean sweet and healthful it is necessary for many 10 shampoo once a week reguIarIy IT your head is inclined to be oily or if
 you eneounzer much fiFing dust, you the hair Ary hard and m britfiemsnd % cause StUsaks; don't | use them, no mat l ter how delics tely perfumed or attrac- upon canthFox thoroughly cleansin 2 yo9G hair and scalp, removing all dam druH oil and dust It makes an abqnd- soINe a. teaSpoonful of canthrox in a cup of hot water. pour little on the any shampoo; then rinse well. Your 4 nalr will dry quickly and evenly. so Inaf II Is easy to do up, and it will be So nghS, bright and fluffy that it will 1 seem Hs if you have twice a S much as
 oefsre your shampoo.
 ] Mrs K: It is true your husband took you for better or for worse.'' but 1 l do not blame him for urging you to 1 do something for your falling hair. for
 a partly bald woman is about the most una attractive sight I can imagine. You years if you will The hair responds quickly to ppoper treatment Use can | throx for s1ampooirg and rub into the scalp and hair roots twice a week a home St/ little cost as follows: Get from Tour druggist one ounce of quin- 1 c9nol then add one-haf pint of water, | And shake well. This inexpensive tonic 1 reeds the 1oillcleS and gives the haIr | new strength and life. It prevent ts dandruff and itching scalp and keeps l the hair clean, soft and silky Quin- zoin will not change the color of the hair but it will heighten the natural
 color and give it Iustfe. It will stop 1 your hair falling out when you comb i it and will tend to make it grow in Blanche L.: To be sure, you are '! likely to get fatter during the winter months unless you take proper steps I to prevent the accumulation of excess 1 flesh. In fact. you are even now en- 1 tireiy too stout for one of your height. | Get from your drug store four ounces of parnotis and dissolve it in 11s pints 1 of hot water. Then take a tablespoon tful before each meal. This remedy is harmless and a rapid flesh reducer tha
 will not make it necessary for you fo 1 half starve yourself to keep from get ting too fat
 l L. T.: No persons eyes will remain
 clear and bright under all conditions.
 If yours are inclined to become dull
 | expresSionless. red and infamed when
 exposed to sun. dust or wind you can
 easily remove the trouble by dropping
 ' one or two drops of crystos eye tonic
 in each eye. Make this tonic yourself
 Just get an ounce of crystos from your
 ] druggist and dissolve it in pint of
 warm water. That is all there is to
 this simple remedy. but it is SO good
 fthat many have been able to dispense
Norwich bulletin., 1910-11-22
AN UNUSUAL GUARANTEE.

It is very unusual to guarantee cooking fat, but your grocer IS author ized to make you thls unqualified offer If vou do not find Cottolene per- fectly satisfactory, he will cheerfully re- fund your money
 There is reason why he can do this. cottolene IS purer and more wholesome than lard or other cooking fats; more over. t is packed i'll air-tight pals which keep 1t fresh indefinitely. ].
 yo1 wouldn't buy so-called fresh, COOS when you could get guaranteed fTesl,,' eggs at practically the same prIce Nbv then. take chances with othei cooI;ng fats, when Cottolene is abso- lutely guaranteed!