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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12
Some of the big transatlantic com

Some of the big transatlantic COM
panies are reporting large gains in re-
,ceipts and profits over last year. This
means an increase in the carrying of
American passengers and freight. And
it goes to show how foreign shipown-
ers are being enriched at our expense.
When will Americans make up their
minds to provide a mercantile marine
of their own and save the money
which they now pay to others?
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12

These are the days when the 'old
swimming hole" has irresistible at.
fractions for the youngsters. But abil,
fly to swim should be an indispensa.
BILE qualification to participating in
the pleasures of bathing.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12
From Bad to Worse.

First Bridge Player-"T couldn't
make Up my mind what to veal I've
three hats, but they're all out of
style" Second Bridge Player--"T was
in a worse quandary. have three
hats and they're all the latest thing"
Life.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12
VENDING is IDENTIFIED
Mrs. Cora Munea Says She Knew Him
as Jaquemin In Houston, Texas,
Last January.

st. Louis Mo.-Mrs. Cora Munea,
who came here to identify Joseph
Vending, who is charged with the
murder of Alma Kellner, said that
Vending is the same man she knew
as Henry Jaquemin, but denied that
she ever was engaged to him.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12
More Mines Sign Agreement.

Johnston City, Illinois.-The own
ers of the ew Virginia mines signed
the Peoria agreement and will
put 200 miners to work. With the
Carterville district, Hanaford and
Royalton mines in operation, nearly
100 men are at work in this section
Other mines have reported their will
lingness to sign up.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12

Everybody is in favor of good roads,
the country needs them and no sound
objections are urged against them.
Why. then, should not the country get
them? And why should not each state
strive for the honor of being in the
front rank in the movement?
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12
Rockefeller Is Arrested.

Cleveland, O.-Constable Bilkey Of
South Euclid arrested John d. Rookie
Teller on a charge of speeding In q
motor al Mr.. Rockefeller's car had
gone tester than 20 miles an hour
through the village.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12

Now that Johnson and Jeffries have
had their fight and Halley's comet has
disappeared and public mourning for
King Edward has come to ar end. IT
may be supposed that the efforts to
stir up a row between England and
Germany will be resumed.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12
Mexican Junta, Trio Freed,

Florence, Ariz.-Magowan, villareal
and Reveria, the three Mexican polit-
ical refugees who were put in Jail
here by the United States gov
eminent on charges placed against
them by the Mexican government that
they had committed crimes. were re-
leased from the territorial prison.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12
Fear Plague In Kentucky.

Evansville, Ind.-Fear OF a plague
In the Panther creek lowlands Of Ken
lucky because of the stagnant water
has aroused citizens of Daviess coun-
-ty, KY, and appeals are being sent
broadcast for aid.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12

Ten women were In the first busi.
ness trip of the great sky liner In
Germany. That fact confirms the mod.
ern maxim that what man may do.
women will do.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12
Railroad detective Killed.

Evanston, Wyoming.-While walk
ing along a street with his wife,
William Lloyd, travelling detective or
the Union Pacific, was shot and killed
by Joseph Seng, who had been In the
employ OF the road. but had been dis
charged by Lloyd.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12
Once Wealthy, Can't Pay s1o Fine.

Chicago. w. Wayne Belvin,
one time millionaire, former member
of the New York stock exchange, was
fined $40 and costs by Municipal
Judge Gemmill on a charge of drunk
enness. He was unable to pay the
fine and asked that his friends We mo-
titled. Meanwhile Selvin was SEN to
the Bridewell.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12

Missouri demands to be shown the
farmers that own automobiles. The
'fnsinuation is that a great deal Of
misinformaiton on that subject has
been circulated.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12
Women at Work In Fields.

Evansville. Indiana. - Cantaloupe
growers in Posey and Gibson coun-
ties have been unable to get suf-
ficient hands to gather and market
the crop, and as a result their wives
and daughters are working in the
fields.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12

A West Point cadet denied chewing
gum on parade, but a hard-hearted Of
ficer rudely investigated and the Of
fender was dismissed, not for chew.
ing gum. but for lying about 1t.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12

from every bottle in the bar. Then
you put a match to 1.-THE mixture
usually contains enough spirit to light
and gulp 1t down. This fire water
possibly explains why SO few West
African officials live to see their pen.
sions."
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12

In Russia 1t is against the law to
marry nor than five times. But even
SO. Russia is not an ideal country in
which to reside.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12
Six Hurt In Submarine ExpIosIon.

Portsmouth. England.-In an ex
plosion on the submarine "A l." Lieu
tenants Regnalt and Stopford and four
men were dangerously injured.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12
Girl Drinks SELF to Death.

Bixby. Ok.-After getting a taste
of whisky, Minnie Brown. the f2-year-
old daughter Of Nat Brown, q half
blood Creek Indian, drank herself to
death.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12
Real Fire Water.

According to the London Chronicle,
a peculiar drink Is to be found on the
west coast of Africa: "You take a
wineglass and put in It o few drops
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12

This is the time of year when a lit.
tie nonsense now and then is relished
by the best of men.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12

From the average woman's point
OF view. to be able to wear small
shoes is a great feat.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12

Any man can AFFORD to be 9 poet II
he doesn't need the money
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-08-12

Killing files has now become a duty
that people owe to their country.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-02-15
meldbe. bas @rab Der sselen bepeutet

gSas Dem Warmer Daber Defenders
9iptb tbrt oas tit Die erbobte 2ebenss
b%altuug, lpeld1e NIT Der belieren unD
b6beren 8iloung bes @eiites unb bes
Sersens fon1mt. SaB 6ierbci natiire
lid Die Heligipn INNER ulnusldBlide
9eoin9un9 lit, peritebt lid inter &aS
tholtfeu bon ielblt. anrS uno gut
Die 2anpfluht ipiro MIR auib6reu,
penn Die geiitlihe unD Die geiltige
gilbung bes Farmers niht bernn6z
ldlliat piro, mic mir cs ia IN nniereR
Selebrungen iiber bic Griitlihe So
5ialrefprm INNER mieber unD nieSer
bctpncn. Iuh Der Sarmer bat
tDrpcrlihe, eeiitise lno geiitlihe Sns
t~ereiien unb es bari bon oieien
pe~rnnhldiiigt nerheu, luenn Der Sar5
nter jencr ppuitdnoig n~bgerunpcte
Menih, giirgcr unb Gbriit perDen
Ipll, lpeldbcr bas niftigIte Clement fir
jepe &llltlr uno iebes Sano lit. limb
geraDc neil pielfdh Die geiitiee urto
9eiitlie6e gilbung uernahldiiigt lpurbc,
baben 10 piele Die Sarlu o~erlaien lnp
Iinb in Dem 3us rah Der Stabt mits
eelaufen. 1lnp besbnlb iagen mir
nod einmal: aud fir bic Sarmer bat
bic driilihe SDsialrefurm, mic Tie
Der Central @crein betreibt, cine iuidJs
tige 8eoemtnng. Ser Staut Heip
Yorf uno ieine 100000 brahliescu=
be afer 5armlanb iinb ein abihre-
fenbes Seiipiel fir bic @abrbeit mt
ierer 8ebauptnns.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-02-15

9ebc ipielt nit MtnifGfern; oils cS
GlicnS5eit mar, gibt Die Gieriabrige
Die Safer ibren Eapa. SAB or lie
abcr gut auibewobrit," mar ibrc
nohoriidlide @%rmabmna. Enpn
ldBt natiirlid Ole Maitdier iliegcrl,
9ebe ~perlan9t balo baraui Ole Safer
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-02-15
Hraftiidl.

Hoia: Seiu Mam lit ia iebr o,tf
merriam, Dab er Dir alle Gage bon
ieinen @eitdftsreiien Iniihtsfar-
ten if)idt!
6rioa: So, ia, aber INNER MIR
Iolhe nit &ofre5epten.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-02-15
Sarmer erbeben Giniprn6,

@ie aus Davenport. Sa., berid)tct
ipirb. baben Die Sdrrer, lpelhe lid
IN Seott gonntp an einem Snrmers'
Snititllte betbeiligten, Den Sleii6frieg.
CUR Spra6e gebra6t. ,Nuf oieien
Snititliten lpirb INNER Ser oIebrpros
buctiou. bns 8ort ecrebet, a6er ben
Snrmern BON Septt Gountp lprrbe es
bod 81 bunt, uno 10 md6ten. lie benn
Die riibmlihe IuSnabme. bab lie iih
and einmnl nit Den Inrttpcrbdlt=
niIien beIfdftteten unb bonn Wtiitbauz
fen unb Welfitubl mai biniiber Idbaue
ten in Das Eager Der Sruitianer. Sad
elmer lebbaften unb iebr intereiianten
Siscuiiiou puroe folgenpe Seiolutipr
angenommen:
,Wir bebanptcn, baf Die Sarmer
unb giebsiihter ~bersdDtist limb, eincn
Sbeil ibrer Hrpnmfte Doer allc Grp=
butte 10 lange pom Wnrftc su balten,
bis Der madienSe Mppetit ibnen einen
anitGnbigen Spbn fir lire Arbeit
iihcrt. 0ir miiifcu ferner bic mn
seredtc unb mnbcsriiMhete Sanolnnss=
meiie Der Jleiihbanpler perurtbeilen,
iuelde bic jetisen 3uitdmbe habnrd,
ausniiten i%u0ilei, oaR lie, neil has
Splf biligeres Sleiih fprbert, ben
Wtarft sn mntersraben iudben."
Sut ab, por oieieu GARMENT 8eun
man nur anf allen Farmers SnItitls
ten 10 banbeln ppllte; tpenn man ipres
den tpollte, Itatt iih .bereben" 81
%ldilen; tpcnn man Die Muaen aif, itatt
cine Saiit in Der Saihe MAIDEN fpolte.
Sett lit Die 3eit. oaB Sober. Der einem
GARNER Sereiu a~n9ebort. iein geites
mnb WfDglihites tbut. Inn Die Sarmcr
iiber Die 3nitduoe unb ben ith INNER
mebr 5uipieenben aampf 5niifen ben
fruits unD ben Snrniern mlfnerfIam
5u MADDEN nnb linen in piirren
Worten 81 iagen, baB tie iest pber ME
Sdrbe befennen miilIen.
9as gauge Sruitipeien Ite6t sum
Sample bereit, ltub es lpirb elm beiBcr
&nmpf. lpenn Die Sarmer, bic einSis
gen u~nabhdugi9en Siirser bes 2auoes.
nidt ben Hiid5ug mtreten. SIS iicbt
gan5 barnah aus, baB cine &riiis be-
poritebt. Die piellci6t ihlimmer miro.
ipie bic &riiis, Die luir Dor l~peniaen
Sabren erlebtcn. Sic entideioenoc
Sdlaht muB aber 9cihla8cn perben,
8enn Die Surmer iest 5uiammeus
balten. 10 fGnnen JIG mn iieaen unp
baburh benz Iolfe in Nusliht iteuen,
bab na6 bem aantpf Sas aan5e @es
lhditspeien oilf cine iolibere @aiiS
81 itebcn fommt unb bas 2ano fin
alfe Seiten bon Der 8nrierattenpeIt
irei lein miro. - o2auomanm."
-%ry@
@au idiise ale Sbiere 9egcn
naBfalten 8e9en.
Siit' Sid unp rett' Sid Dor:
,@dr' ih" unb sSdtt i'd.
@pn Sem, mas bicr5ulanbc 81
8runbe gebt. fonntc lid mauh fleines
EANa
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-02-15
spaB mnB aud icin.
GrflGrt.

Gbemann: Die ariminalpoli5ei
crrpeiit, Dab Ole BET peitem iiberpie-
genOe Mebrbeit aler 3ubtbdusler
lnuerbeiratbete IGnner iinb.
Sungeeielle: So, Die Serbeiratbe-
Ell baben eben ibon ibre SduSs
libfeit.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-02-15
9ndl cine Mntluurt.

9r5t: geo, Mlltterd)en, babcn Sic
oefn Dos giien nit appetit genieBen
fonnen9
5rdl: Gee, id bab's nit Semi
gegeiieu!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-02-15
MHtnng, Tarmer!

Sabt Shr Saier. Seu. 8artoi eln. sseileu, 0oru.
8erite. Sier. butter poer lberbalps
ireenbipeldhe Garrnprooutte in pertauieny 9seii
ssocmpaa" I p ,S'f iraot WI In =" NM ne'j cine sassi saoaaas;
abrsiiire einiaen; !. j. Waale, DUBUQUE. 3oluu.
n. b. 1err Nasle tauit auo pertauir ausp
etaot. ano SarmeilentbunL
Seim s@rei6sn cr,pabne man cen. bteieS Slatt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-02-15
Heuer Scraf.

Sic ioater. bGdte i'd, bod etmas
arbciten itntt 81 bettelnl 80 Elm
fraftiger 3enih-ih1men Sic ii6
Sd arbeite id)plt, mein SEER, MIR
lit mein @eihGit sur 3eit nod etpaS
problematiihr;- 3llfunft bats pobl
-aber es gebt nod niht red)t!
9dlrt, mos iino Sic benn eigentlid,
menlt matt fragen bari?
Sd bin 9remier bel elmer 2ilit.
ballon-8 eIeQifaft!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-02-15

arbciteu, Itatt 81 bettelnl 80 ein
fraftiger Wenih -ihdmen Sic ii6!
SD arbeite idon. mein SER, MIR
lit mein @eidGft sur 3eit nod etipaS
probIematiif; Submit bats pobl
-aber es gebt nod nidt redt!
9dtn, mos iino Sic benn eigentlidl
ment man fragen bari?
Sd bin 9ren1ier bel elmer 2ilft.
balon-8 eieGihaft!
y ~ y
Inh cine Intiport.
Ir5t: geo, Mlltterd)en, BADEN Sic
oetn ooS giien nit slppetit genieBen
fonnen2
5rat: &ee, i'd bab's nit Semi
gegeIien!
8~runoiGte.
81: 60 perorieBIid?
g.: So, babe Merger eebabt.
Mteine Srau fam iebr gut foheil.
mill aber nift nno beltebt oaroub
oaB ib cine &ohin engagierel
g.: Ga bit 9u INNER nod BEL.
Ter branb rpie ih. Meine Srau fam
nid)t fofeu, tbut's aber trosoem!
= - =
&atbeoerbliitbcn.
Ils Gdiar geItorben mar, fling er
cine galt3 anDere 9ebensmeile an.
- - y
GrflarlidD.
Col: @ie gebt es benn ieBt NIT
unierm franfen 6reunbe 9ubi2
5rebi: Den baben Die aerSte be.
reits aufgegeben.
Col: 9as lit itnglatbli6. @arltm
oenn nilr?
5reoi: @eil er ME ibre sie6num
gen be5ablt.
Wifoeritanbcn.
Iesgermeiiter: glio Sic mod
ten meme Sohter buben? 9eiiben
Sic oenn ailh Mittel2
Seiratbsfanbioat (alrphtiher unb
garbier): . seuiB, gegen guIes!
e ~ -
Naipc Jragc.
Srisd)en: Mama, MORAN lit berm
eieentlib bas 5oote Weer geltorben2
y y -
ia mpbl!
Sugen Sic NAL, lGilft SIR @ebalt
mGhreno Sbres llrlaubes fort2
3 ia, logar iebr raid.
y ~ y
Gin SdGfc.
Sic: Gs lit bimmelifreienb. Jest
trdet unlere &obin ifon ebenIold)e
aleioer uno Siite mie ifl. @orin
beitebt oenn oa Ser llnterldieo 5lpi-
id)en mir mo ibr2l
gr: SIN aoden. SdaB!
~ - -
Inter Gbelenten.
6rau: . Manr, mas bit 9n
oumml
Mann: &ein @unoer. Oh bringit
ginen ia aud INN ole 8ernunit.
gur 8cridt.
&id)ter (Silr Sroi zines Srurifen-
boloes, Der lie i'm Raulh miBbanoelt
bait: Sit Der slngeflagte Sbr reht-
mGBi9er @atte?
0rau: Seioer, mein red)t I'M.
mdBiger.
Scimscsahlt.
Sonriit: 9th Sbrem 9icr, SEER
@irtb, fonnen Sic lid puppen laiicn
-oas mad)t einen ia gan5 oumm!
Wirtb: 90 iollten's bolt otter 81
mir fomnlen. nadber bdtten's ia Die
ldonlte Iltsreb'!
~ y -
Sin &enncr.
o.: @efommt oenn Tcinc 3us
fiinitige etmas nit?
%: @eib nid)t, aeiagt bot lie
nod nidts mo fragen mohtc id, bod,
niht gernl
~: Hun, bas muBt Nu ooh an
Dem 9encbmen 9eincs Sfmiegerpa
tcrs merten!
q: @ieio?
a.: Sebr einfah: @cfommt oeinc
9raut cine Wtitgiit. Damn miro er, ic
udbcr Der Soh5eitStag beranriidt,
INNER iibelmlniger, befommt tic
feline, INNER pergniigtcr lperoenl
" e -
Gin Barrier &iuS.
9ebc ipielt nit MaifGfern; oils cS
Gi~icuS5cit mar, gibt Die 0ieridbrige
Die Safer ibren Eapa. .SaB on lie
abcr gut uuibepabrit," mar ibrc
nudoriidlide G%rmabnn,uo. Yopo
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-02-15
Gin MmiterbrGmtisan,.

Serr Shmint GUM Sdmicaer.
John in ipe): siio, Sic moacn meiuc
&lara beirqtben2 @aben Sic oenn
allf ihon eilten gag fir Die Sod5eit
beitimmt2
9rdutigom: Gas iiberlaiIe id no
tiirlid) gang Srdulein alora.
Sd,miot: 9enbiihtigen Sic, cine
eroBe Sod,Seit abSubalten, ooer lit
Sbnen cine i'm englten areis Der 50.
mile lieber2
@rdutigam: 9as piirbe ih olll
Seiten Sbrer Srau 8enablin iiber-
iaiien.
Shmibt: ltno mie bod, belGuit
lid Sbr Einfommen. iurlger Manr2
@rGutigam: Sd, oas iiberloiIe id,
guil5 Sbnen Serr Sdmibt.
SIMMER DcrIclbc.
SienItm1ohen: SEER Grpfeilor.
oroilBcn itebt ciu nrmer Mauu, Dem
Elm Sein feblt!
YroieIior: So, niein 0ott, id,
bab'S boh niht!
- - ~
llnpcrbeiicrlidl.
&ihter: Sic babcn oieien Sierra
eilien Giel genonnt un0 5nblcn baiiir
10 Marf. Saben Sic nod etluaa 81
b%elnerfen2
Nngeflogtcr: 0~piitbenb): SouohI
-oaB oicier Giel feline 10 Mari
ipcrtb it'll
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-02-15

5uriif uno Bapa iagt: Die Waif1fer
batten flebentlifit gebeten, Tie ein
penig ipa5leren fliegen 5u laiieu.
Limo bos babe ih ibnen oenn alih
%gemdbrt," fubr er tort, onafoem lie
perIprod1en baben, abenos mieber SIT.
~riifsufebren, uto oas merben lie &c.
miB!" Nun iollte man meinen, baB
Sebe peinte. God melt gefeblt! Die
pobler5ogene, altf Der Sohe Der 3eit
Itebenoe iilnge Game muuote lid) sur
Wanla, 5ufte Die g(fieln nit eirer
perahtliden Miene mo iagtc:
.gseinl @as muB bod Gapa bumm
Ietn, baB er oas gluubt!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-02-15
gerplappert.

Srember SEER: Sit beine Mamo
SIT Sauie, mein &ino?
aatbfen: Nein, iie lit eben fort.
gegungen.
SEER: 9n irrit pobl, meme alei-
ne, id) iob lie bod eben am 6eniter.
a1tbden Gin Die Yortierc 5liriif.
r%lfero): Id, Mamad1en, fomm sod,
ielbIt uno iage Dem Serrn, oaB oll
nidt 81 Saltie bit.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-02-15
Gum Hcacn in Die Sranfc.

Refrilt: @eburiamit 5'meloen pane
&orperol, batte mid paue @'fraitcr
alif anpf meinigeS nit grasen, mas
beiBte Sanb ieiniges g'idlag'n,
aorporal: Simm'lfir, no amoi,
bat man benn goar ia Hltab, ioa
oenn | allies ielbit tbilan.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-02-15

Hifter: Sic baben Dem Slayer
Die 5lpei Sbren alsgeriiIen2
Ingeflagter: Sa, mebr bat er nit
g'babtl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-02-15
unm6alid.

6riieur (na6 poQenoetcr slrbeit) +:
Sinh Die Saare Sbrem @lnihe &c.
ntaB 9eidnitten2
SEER: Nein, niht gang, ihneioen
Sic oielelben etrpas langer!
= - -
YOeiic nnS Eroia.
Sic: gh, id bore 10 germ bic 81.
gel iingen.
gr; sd ailf, lie seben penig.
items nud,ber niht nit Dem Seller
eillIammeln.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-02-15
Snt 8eridtsiaal.
8nt sescbcn.

Heiter: Sic, geben Sic nal Elm
bisden meg, mein Hferb fam teinen
giel leioen!
Yaiiant: Ha, bann iplrnbert'a
mid, oaB tic nod o'rduf iieen!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-02-15
" ~ ~
8rnmoiate.
60 perorieBlid?

~. ~ UtIUIItbIluJ
D.: Sa, babe Merger eebabt.
Mteine Srau fam iebr gut fot,erl.
mill aber nlht uno beitebt baraub
Dab i6 cine aofin engagiere!
g.: 9d bit 9u immer nod BEL.
Ter bran, pie i6. Meine Srau fam
nid)t fohen, tbut'S aber troboem!
The Detroit times., 1910-01-29
BY gibson GARDNER.

WASHINGTON. Jan 24.-Delay.
smother and forget
These three words embrace the or
ders OF the administration relative To
the Ballinger investigation.
Clifford PinchOt's separation from
the government service was the main
thing aimed at Oy congressional in
Quiry Even the whitewashing of Bal
linger was secondary consideration.
so now the purpose u To smother
Gelay and cause To be forgotten all
matter pertaining 10 the Ballingcr-
Pinchot controversy.
The inquiry" is TO las 80 days. II
is then 10 be followed by junket
To Alaska There is to be no report "a
this congress.
Which program is intended 10 serve
three purposes
l. To tire and confuse the public
by a mass OF inconsequential and un-
related evidence"
o To avert the presentation OF a
report 10 this congress: which report
might be made the object OF attack BY
friends OF Pinchot.
g. To continue Ballinger's tenure
" bHlNt anu cioui' hiiii W NNhN'iH'
his valuable services to Guggenheim
Standard oil aud the water power
trust.
What Aldrich and Taft chiefly want
forgotten are these facts.
/. That the government has lost
the services of Clifford Pinchot. the
man who gave 20 the Roosevelt ad
ministration the policy OF "conserya
ton
2. That Roosevelts closest friend
was removed from Office because he
The Detroit times., 1910-01-29
SMOTHER FACTS AND LET
PUBLIC FORGET PINCHOT

had made IL difficult for Ballinger
restore power sites. turn back ford
and mineral lands and send eel
claims toNpatent, all In the interest
grabbing corporations and against Il
public good.
j. That Balllnger has been expd
ed as the paid attorney for frauduiel
claimants.
T. That Taft has from the begd
ming taken active sides with those 4
terests headed by the GuggenheiuI
Ballinger and Standard OIL.
3. That the Ballinger affair h|
shown Aldrich, Cannon. and other ed
mics OF Roosevelt. enjoying fully II
support OF Taft.
There are other things In this I'D
finger afiair that the political leade
would like TO see expunged from Il
public mind. The fact that Balling
took a fee for representing the Gu
bingham coal claims. is one which
amount % fresh evidence can chang
The fact that he appeared before Sd
rotary Garfield at Mentor and urgJ
that fraudulent claims be pressed
patent is another The fact that BI
fingers firm is the Standard oil Ar
on the Pacific coast that BALM Il
was removed from the Office OF laI
commissioner by Garfield because Cd
field found Ballinger too much d,
rosed To serve the land-grabbing
terests that Ballinger was made sd
rotary against Rooseyelts advice, al
on the Endorsement Of Aldrich; th
Aldrich has been active recently !
seeking and suppressing correspo
dence referring to Ballinger's Id
practice-all these are incident
/ facts.
The Detroit times., 1910-01-29
The Fourth Dimensional Boy

he doesn't indulge in marbles,
He will not play with toys,
No nursery rhymes he MARBLES,
He's not like other boys;
All day he huries his scholarly face
In a deep. thick tome ON Euclidian
space
He cares not for popcorn and candy,
This lad with the many-celled brain;
Re revels in mathematics. and he
Finds it's ohscurity plain.
Professors all chuckle, such is the glee
Ger EN-,
When watching him solve their
problems by theorem.
He looks like a child at a distance
At closer range, there's doubt
His forehead bulges and glistens,
His lips have a wiseacfe's pout
Tor he IS applying his whole atten.
ton
To absorbing the charm OF the
Fourth Dimension.
We question he knows what fun's like
This youngster who knows SO
much
The Detroit times., 1910-01-29
UP THEY GO, JUST AS
WE SAID THEY WOULD

confidential letter to read
The those of the children will in
a il
This also applies underwear
Maybe read letter II will probably remember
that The Times senator and con-
other tthings
increased tariff goods to boost the prices
Adrichs
a
Wholesale oods
hosiery addition TO
Adrich mad
advance
The manufacturers secure
bill raised the duties
% 10 to
the changing vaOrem duties INTO
the cloth might yard
competition and trusts ana
"gentlemen's squelch home competition.
showed that the
mills The Rcp
additional dividend OF 20
perc La
The Detroit times., 1910-01-29

In his experiments with storage bat
teries Mr. Edison has had men al
work for years with a patience unpar
alleled More than half ton OF re
potts on experiments with batteries
have been made Two OF his best men
had TO give up the work because Of It's
amending monOtony. TO save themseiye7
from nervous breakdown. The work
was continued night and day for more
than three years. and more Than 800.
experiments were made without OBJ
tanning the results which Mr.. Edison
wanted 4 visitor to whom this was
told, exclaimed
Then ali those experiments were
practically wasted? ,"
Not at all. said Mr. Edison. Il
nov know 5000 things not TO do.
The old darky had driven his fare
10 the hotel and was now demanding
d dollar for his service.
"What?" protested the passenger.
n dollar for that distance? Why. Il
isat half a mile as the crow flies"
Oats true, boss retorted Sambo.
with On appealing smile, but ye see,
DAT old crow he amt got free wives
an 10 chilluns TO suppoht not 10 men
ton de keep foh de boss.