davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02
Food Fermenting
Causes Indigestion

Il got box of Mi-o-na tablets for
a distress in my stomach, and the
first dose relieved me, and after l
took the fourth l have not felt any
more of it. l think it is wonder
full medicine. Hiram Shultz, Wat
seka, ILL.,, July 27, '09.
If your stomach is out of order
or distressed, no matter from what
cause, Mi-o-na stomach tablets will
give instant relief, and if taken reg
ularly, will cure indigestion, acute
or chronic, or money back.
Every sufferer from stomach
trouble, gas, belching, sour stomach,
nervousness, dizziness, and bilious
ness, should get a fifty cent box of
Mi-o-na stomach tablets to-day and
start treatment.
In three days time the stomach
and bowels will be thoroughly puri-
fed and sour stomach and distress
will vanish.
Continue the treatment for two
weeks and the stomach will become
so strong that 1t will be able to di-
gest the heartiest meal without dis
tress. Sold by druggists everywhere
and by G. w. Peil.
Booths Pills best for constipa-
ton, 25c.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

when mighty Caesar came, and hav-
ing found the populace aflame, he
showed September from the seventh
place along to ninth, which has re-
mained the case. He merely inter-
changed 1t with July, but when he
asked them how was that for high,
they fairly inundated him with
smiles, and have since been doing
about twenty miles.
-
The autumn equinox will come
around,
And Roosevelt, by that time eastward
bound,
VIII aid 1t in the making of such
storms
AS they may find necessary to few
reforms.
And then the sun will turn still softer
yet,
And the bold October, having duly
set
His planes, and carefully put on his
brake,
Will see what sort of landing he can
make.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02
is NOT A BRYAN VICTORY.

HOKE SMITH, who will be the
next governor of Georgia, having just
administered an impressive primary
whaling to Gov. LITTLE JOE
BROWN, the deposed railroad COM
missioner who in 1908 downed Gov.
HOKE by $4,000 and a little bit
more, is BRYAN man from the top
of his high Panama to the sole of his
patent leather footings; but the
SMITH victory in the Peachtree state
should by no means be counted as
equivalent to a resumption of the
Peerless Pleader's prestige in the
most intelligent state of the solid
South. The anti-railroad agitation
that elected SMITH the first time
was again very busy as primary day
drew on; other local issues, with
possible statewide prohibition in the
background, assuredly had something
to do with the return of SMITH to
the statehouse in Atlanta.
Mr.. BRYAN never was strong in
Georgia; and no mentally vigorous
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02
BENNET OFF FOR MAINE.

One of the G. o. P. spellbinders
in the Maine gubernatorial and Con-
gressional campaign now nicely
warming up in Portland and Bangor
and Augusta will be the Hon. WILL
LIAM STILES BENNETT, affection
ately known to his New York, Port
Jervis and Wayne county intimates
as "Bilr' BENNETT. He is slated
to talk this week and next in the
principal Pine Tree cities-and then,
by and by, he may go to the back
counties to address the lumbermen
of Androscoggin and the potato
growers of old Aroostook and Fort
Fairfield, away off there in the woods
that go clean to the Canadian
boundary.
OF course, Maine will role up her
habitual Republican majority of 49,
900 to 10000 at least--there can
be no possibility of doubt as to that;
but Just the same it is always wise
plan to send tried men of long and
successful party influence to talk
the party's beliefs in sections of the
country where the enemy's lines are
weakest and most insignificant. 1t
does the people on the Down East
coast and in the rural regions back
from salt water a world of good to
meet solid men from New York and
Washington, and the plain, honest
citizens of methodical Maine will
not hesitate to tell Mr.. BENNET,
precisely as they told Mr.. BLAINE
and Mr.. REED, what their corner of
the land needs in the way of ma
tional legislation.
We know Mr.. BENNET, a guber-
material possibility on the other side
of the Delaware, will be freshened
and stimulated by the bracing
breezes of the Pine Tree coast and
by the sweet waftings of the Pine
Tree woods; and the people of
Maine will be benefited by his lucid
and vigorous exposition of the issues
of this Congressional campaign of
1910. which means a lot to Penn
sylvania as well as to Maine.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

The man from Elba trying to come
back,
And the poor consumer in his cul-de-
sac
Unknowing if the quaking earth por-
tends
Death or the near approach, perhaps,
of friends.
But howsoever and be 1t as may,
the dread mosquito will have had it's
day, and joining Satan in it's spectral
growth, have made 1t real hell there
for them both. The while the earth
ly remnant of it swings upon the win
dow screen, and drying clings to that
post which, though wanting mortal
fire, it still holds with its face against
the wire.
The sad first day of school will come
to pass,
And the barefoot boy will hide out in
the grass,
And by the time we've caught these
malcontents,
The Crippen chase will look like thir-
ty cents.
Milady Fashion in her hobble skirt
will stride the pavement with the men
alert to set her right side up again
in case she should in time turn turtle
any place. 1t does beat thunder what
the women wear, and how they stick
on other peoples hair, construct their
middles and constrain their toes and
what Importance they attach to
clothes! But bless us, are they after
all to blame, or had they been in
these things quite the same if Mother
Ewes first thought, as we suppose,
had not been necessarily of clothes =?
Was it to be expected in her case that
with a man somewhere upon the place
she ever thought of anything at all
but gowns, slippers, or perhaps a
shawl?
But anyhow, the crawfsh will have
holed,
And the pumpkin shown the faintest
trace of gold.
The sassafras will don a redder dress,
And the gods will crowd around the
cider press.
Or prohibition or whatever will,
here is fountain that shall serve us
still, a place of resting and a steal
away out of the desert and the heat
of day. A place of quiet and the
shade of palms, of irrigation and the
soothing balms that no reformer till
the poles embrace shall ever capture
for n hothinp n1apa
The hosts of labor will parade the
street, which will remind us of a
happy feat in arbitration from the
olden days when julius Caesar was a
sort of craze. 1t is related of that
in the Roman cline was hot as blazes,
and the union file could only march
about a half a mile.
1t wasn't anything at all, they say,
to watch the mighty pageant get
away, the music playing and the flags
displayed, and see 1t suddenly duck
for the shade. The gasping drummer
with his sounding drum, the bronzed
mechanics who perhaps had come a
dozen squares, and in the frantic
rout, age and apprentice with It's ton
que stuck out.
The faint impression the procession
made on Roman capital for long dis
mayed the union leaders, when the
serried ranks at times not even pass.
ed the Roman banks. And so it was
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

Let wonderful WASHWAX do
your family washing; saves rubbing
and saves the clothes; makes them
clean, sweet and snowy white.
WASHWAX is a new scientific COM
pound that washes in hot or cold
water without the use of soap. 1t
is entirely harmless and different
from anything you have ever used.
Send ten cents stamps today for reg
ular size by mail. You will be glad
you tried it. Agents wanted to in
troduce WASHWAX everywhere.
Address Washwax Co., st. Louis,
Mo.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

There was sincere sorrow mani
tested on every hand Tuesday when
the sad news was broken in the
borough that ORVILLE L. ROW.
LAND, an able lawyer and genial
companion, had crossed the river
where there is no bridge. His call
ing away was so sudden, so totally
unexpected, that his friends-and
he had a world of them in Pike as
we'll as in Wayne county-simply
cannot comprehend it. The men
that knew him best will mourn for
ORVILLE ROWLAND many days.
He was accomplished, unostentatious,
approachable and kind. He made
his friends readily, without seeming
effort, and his friends stuck by him.
No man in the circle wherein he
moved was more congenial to his
associates, and on those who met
him professionally and otherwise
the loss occasioned by his untimely
death is second only to that of the
family bereaved. They know, as
we'll as any men need to know,
there was much to admire and to
love in this man ROWLAND, and
to them it is particularly distressing
to see him cut down in his prime.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

The census office announces that
Paterson's population, 10000 in
1900, is 125,0OO now. How many
out of that new 10000 are Anar-
chists? We wrote something the
other day about the desirability of
quality as well as quantity in the
population of large, cosmopolitan
cities-and here is an illustration. If
1 900 out of Patersons 10000 new
citizens are men and women trained
to troop under the red flag, it would
have been much better if the Jer-
sey silk city, with her 100 mills and
her abundant opportunities for the
employment of skilful and order
ly workmen, had rested at $4,000 in
1890 instead of climbing to los, 200
in 1900 and to 125,O00 in 1910.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

When was lawyer in Wood
county, Ohio, | met some interesting
men. There was w. F. Duncan, Judge
of the common pleas court in Han
cock, the next county to Wood and
the man who reversed Judge Banker
of the probate court after Banker
had fined the Standard Oil $1,000 for
illegal methods in Hancock. l also
knew Judge Scroth of Tiffln, over
in Seneca county, the little man with
the tuft of whiskers on his chin who
is known and liked all over north
western Ohio. But the brightest one
in the lot was Tyler, a criminal
lawyer, who once was hired to de-
fend the scapegrace brother of a
well-to-do merchant and keep him
from going to the Columbus pen
if possible. Tyler cleared his man,
but the $500 promised by the broth
er in business wasn't forthcoming
Tyler rendered bills, but they were
ignored. At last he got tired of
waiting. Selecting a day when he
knew the brother of his client would
os
walked in, strode up to the counter
where the proprietor was handing
a bundle to one of his best custom
ers, and shouted:
Did you employ me to defend
your brother and keep him out of
states prison?"
81 certainly did" meekly an
10 fri Oh
other side of the counter.
Did you, or did you not, agree
to pay me $500-mind you, sir,
$50O-to keep your brother out of
states prison?"
Yes, l did" was the desperate
answer.
and did 1 succeed, sir, in
keeping that rascal out of the pen,
where he belonged?"
You did," said Tyler's inter-
locutor, now thoroughly humbled and
eager for a settlement on most any
basis. That's what you did, Mr..
Tyler"
And did you pay me, sir? Did
you give me that $500 you agreed
to give me for keeping your rascally
relative out of states prison, the
place where he belonged, sir?"
Il don't" began the proprietor.
'Can you give me a check today,
sir-a check for $500, to pay me
for keeping your -
Here's your money" fairly
shouted the agonized man behind
the counter. "I'm making you a
check. Gle was getting out the
book and the pen.) I'll pay you
now. I'll give you $500. I'll --"
Before he finished, Tyler had the
check and was off, and the proprie-
tor and his customers breathed a
long sigh of relief.-Herman
Harmes, Hawley.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02
COUNTY.
Representative,
H. C. JACKSON.

Bishop Fallows says that hope is
the best remedy for the blues. That
recalls the fact that an lrishman
said the best way to cure insomnia
is to go to sleep and forget all about
it.-Louisville Courier-Journal.
1t is true that Marse HENRY
sometimes goes to sleep, but not in
slumbers that are produced by in
somnia.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

platform outside. They passed the
time away making fun of me-
Where's Cody?" one of them said,
and the answer was, "Why, Cody is
over eating" By that, of course, he
meant that / was over at the hotel
eating. He simply got his words
transposed. The idea of a country
parson over-eating! Preposterous!
Rev. j. b. Cody, Bethany.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

Otto Heumann and Miss Elsie
Heumann have been at Shohola, the
former home of the family, this
week.
Mrs. John Lake of Sherman,
Wayne county, is visiting Mrs.
Theron Loomis of Lincoln avenue
Carbondale Leader.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

Lillian Russell's new play is call
ed I'm Search of Sinner" Going
to open in Wilkes-Barre? Scranton
Tribune-Republican.
What's the matter this time?
Some other Electric City young man
gone wrong at the further end of
the Laurel Line?
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02
F. ]. CHENEY & CO.,

Cure.
F. j. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known
F. J. Cheney for the last Is years,
and believe him perfectly honorable
in all business transactions and f.
nancially able to carry out any OBJ
legations made by his firm.
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken ip-
ternally, acting directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. Testimonials sent free.
Price rs cents per bottle. Sold by
all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

1t seems doubtful if Virginia's new
anti-cussing law will be any more
effective than the anti-kissing move
ment in some quarters of this coun-
try. The Virginia summer and the
Virginia fall, even in an off year for
politics, are enough to make the
safest and sanest citizen blaspheme
with the best of 'em; and as for the
other thing-well, brother, it's just
a waste of wind and ink to try to
make human nature go back on itself
by putting laws on the statute books!
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

After planning your Christmas
shopping just figure on how sanely
you are going to spend the next
Fourth. Time is time, in Wayne
county as elsewhere on this terres-
trial ball.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

Boston's Mayor, Honey Fitz,"
will run for governor of Massa-
chusetts in November, but neither
sweet manners nor sweet nickname
can be expected to overcome the
normal Republican majority of 75,-
5000 in the Bay state and put
Honey Fitz," whose real name is
John F. Fitzgerald, in the executive
chair on Beacon hill.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

Texas had snow this week, but the
white Texas this time was the Texas
away down between Oklahoma and
the Rio Grande and not the Texas
that thinks-according to some of
her prominent Democratic citizens
that Honesdale ought to be hitch
ed on as the tail of the Texas kite.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

1t is a good thing the New Jersey
clerk who holds that in order to be
qualified to take out marriage Ii
cense a man must be sober didn't
stipulate also that he must be in
his right senses.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02
old September Poem,

rSSOuuu.
old September Poem.
Well, we should say so, and the
mellow horn of Mr.. Morgan will
awake the morn, bidding us garner
for the bins and cribs in which we
labor for his royal nibs. The sum
mer ended and the blower on, the
respite over and the money gone, and
Rockefeller as we drill along, bow
ing and hoping we are well and
strong.
The seaside sojourner will quit the
shore, and the summer girl will line
up three or four conquests in puppy
love she has around, and choose the
one that is to go undrowned. The
which selection from the litter born
of summer madness she will then
suborn with things sufficient to un-
lock its eyes, and hurry homeward
with the gasping prize.
-
The busted tourist will return from
France with hotel stickers stuck up
on his pants, and tarred and postal
carded by his friends, will reap the
penalty of what he sends. They'll
waltz him up and down upon a rail-
and alternately turn him head and
tail, or howsoever they may best en-
joy the views in Venice or the site of
Troy.
The festive calf will blithely sniff
and snort and deftly tip up where the
hair is short, and in the quiet even
afterglow the quail will pipe his
dulcet piccolo. The bold insurgent
will insurge the more, and fill the
planet with his dreadful year, and
each one betting he will not be last,
the autumn candidates will gallop
past.
The new progressive and the Dem
ocrat, the uninsurging that are stand
ing pat, and in the midst of them,
unfaint of heart, our Mr.. Bryan on
the water cart. A maze of issues,
and a mass of men, and 10, gallus
busting now and then, and not es-
pecially alarmed by it, the trusts de-
sisting till the swarm has lit.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

The drouth has not yet affected
the quantity or price of booze in this
vicinity.-New Castle News.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

1t is mighty hard to forgive 9TH
ers for being more successful than
ourselves, but some of us can do
it, all t.-Punxsutawney Spirit.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

On the other hand, did you ever
hear of a man marrying a woman to
reform her?
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

A well-read man is one who knows
almost as much about the subject
as we -Williamsport Sun.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02
FOR SEPTEMBER.

FOR SEPTEMBER.
Now softened suns a mellow luster
shed,
The laden orchards glow with tempt
ing red;
On hazel boughs the clusters hang
embrowned,
And with the hunting horn the fields
resound.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

A New York magistrate has de-
cided a man may take a second look
at a pretty woman without being
guilty of flirting. Life has its COM
pensations, after all-even in the
torrid metropolis!
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02
KEYSTONE PRESS.


Some of the work which speaks
for ITSELF shutters terribly.-Oil
City Blizzard.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02
GINGERSNAPS.

Optimism is sometimes due to a
shortage of experience.
Many a man has been stung by
the political bee in his bonnet.
The worm usually turns after 1t
is too late to make a getaway.
The man who pays as he goes sell
dom gets beyond the speed limit.
A man seldom appreciates liberty
until after he finds himself married
or in jail.
The man who shaves himself might
be perfectly happy if he could cut
his own hair.
Sometimes it is a mans cheek of
brass that enables him to grasp a
golden opportunity.
We are glad we don't know 1t all
when we hear what people say about
men who think they do.
Many man would enjoy being
cast away on a desert island. Then
he would not have to call on his
wife's relations.
Yes, Equinunk is in the limelight
again. The row that has ended in
a $4,000 suit for false arrest was
precipitated there.
Only five weeks to the fair. Get
out your high corn and your heavy
pumpkins! The field stuff is going
to be in evidence this year.
We note with some surprise that
mayor Gaynor has eaten a beef
steak" and 'is doing we'll" He GER
tainly is doing doggone well to
have a beefsteak to eat in this year
1910 A. d.
The love-sick swain who takes the
matrimonial plunge on $12 a week
these days is about on a par with
the man whose. only preparation for
a dive into a 12-foot lake is cor
respondence school course in swim
ming.
A New York magistrate has de-
cided a man may take second look
at a pretty woman without being
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02
RIGHT OFF THE BAT.



l do not get much time now to
sing and play dominoes. 1t takes
me most of my time to push the
fair, and it's going to be a dandy,
believe me.-Emerson w. Gammell.
l still believe it would be desir-
able to annex the borough to Texas
and suggest that Jan. l be the time
appointed for Greater Texas to be-
gin business. What does the Great
er Honesdale Board of Trade say
to that?-William A. Sluman.
| told Mr.. Cody, when he asked
me to write up the poultry meeting
at Hawley, that he would certainly
catch it If | did the story, but he
said he didn't mind that in the least.
He said a roast on him would be
a big advertisement for the poultry
show at the fair in October. He
seemed to realize that every knock
is boost nowadays. / wrote him up,
goose and all, and have yet to hear
that the reverend gentleman got sore
over what l said about him.-Joseph
| Stephens, White Mills.
When l went to Hawley the other
! day to see about the poultry farms
got interested and waited up to the
last minute before going to the hotel
for supper Then was late getting
through. The rest of the boys
Joe Welch and Stocker and Lord
went to the station ahead of me
and waited for the train on the
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02
HOW'S THIS?

We offer One Hundred Dollars
Reward for any case of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

The harmony program of the ad-
ministration may have the desired
results. President Taft and former
along lines that will doubtless pro-
duce good results so far as party
peace is Bradford Era.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

The striking feature of the fight
from Paris to a point near London
by John B. Moissant, the latest
claimant of aerial honors, is the way
in which he has maintained a definite
flying schedule. Prior to his depart
ure from the French capital he
mapped out a course much as a sea
captain would chart voyage. Then,
with compass between his knees, he
proceeded to steer through the air
lanes and over cities, towns, cliffs,
valleys and waters entirely un-
known to him. He alighted at or
near places which he selected in ad-
vance; he flew at speed of his own
choosing g-Philadelphia Bulletin.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

If you would fill your measure
from the well of happiness you must
carry more there than you take
away, Happiness is the return from
an investment, the interest which
accrues from honest, patient and
earnest living. No man can leave
sorrowful faces along the trail and
carry away happiness for himself.
There are no deadheads; every man
has a ticket, and pays for it
Titusville Herald.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

Sometimes it is a mans cheek of
brass that enables him to grasp a
golden opportunity.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

The man who shaves himself might
be perfectly happy if he could cut
his own hair.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

The man who pays as he goes sell
dom gets beyond the speed limit.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

We are glad we don't know 1t all
when we hear what people say about
men who think they do.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

A man seldom appreciates liberty
until after he finds himself married
or in jail.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

Many a man would enjoy being
cast away on a desert island. Then
he would not have to call on his
wife's relations.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

Yes, Equinunk is in the limelight
again. The row that has ended in
a $4,000 suit for false arrest was
precipitated there.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

We note with some surprise that
mayor Gaynor has eaten a beef
steak" and "is doing we'll" He GER
tainly is doing doggone well to
have a beefsteak to eat in this year
1910 A. d.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-02

Only five weeks to the fair Get
out your high corn and your heavy
pumpkins! The field stuff is going
to be in evidence this year.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-07-01
LODGE NOTICE.

Attention, II. U. of A.
The funeral of Brother T. j. Meehan,
member OF Mondamin lodge, No. Ill, will
occur Friday, July 1 at q. m from Holy
Family church. lnterment Holy Sepulchre
cemetery. Members are requested to at
tend. j. b BROOKS, II. Nj.
SOPHIE MILLER. see'y.