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Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
Mark Twain's Legacy.

Mark Twain's Legacy.
Six hundred thousand was the sum
He left behind,
And not a dollar wrested from
Poor humankind.
His earnings were the recompense
OF work well done;.
OF waggishness without offense,
And kindly fun.
And in his books, it doth befall,
On every page
The gentle author left us all
A heritage.
Washington Herald.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

Thirty-four aviators have met with
fatal accidents during the past year.
Still, some Of them might have
stepped on rusty nails if they had re-
manned on the ground.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
az cnnrae- she Must.

what time does the dance begin?"
Mine o'clock"
Then we must be there at $780,"
what for?"
Il must have at least an hour in
the dressing-room TO rearrange my
Detroit Free Press.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
AlMaYs hi Waltlnn.

Dashaway--You have splendid look
ing clothes, old man Who is your
tailor?
Cleyerton--IIe's the first man you
see as you 60 out.--Life.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

A Los Angeles woman used a stick
Of dynamite on her washboard. sup
posing it to be soap. The fact that
there was no explosion indicates that
The wretched makers OF dynamite are
aduIterating IT, Can't we have any.
thing pure any more?
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

According TO statistics there are
100000 telephone stations in the
world, and yet somehow or other you
can't always get the one you want
when you want II.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

Horace Fletcher says that II one is
20 get his moneys worth out of a
glass Of milk he should chew It. It
might be asked what kind Of milk
Horace is In the habit Of eating.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

The man who never sees a 500 bill
has no reason to worry because of
that very dangerous counterfeit which
the Washington authorities say is in
circulation.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

A Chicago professor has discovered
that women gossip because gossiping
gives a pleasing shock to their vase
motor systems. Having discovered so
much. Il ought 20 be possible to dis
cover a substitute and thus save
nsany innocent regulations.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
They Never Come Back.

Hardcastle & Kenyon, the oldest un-
dertaking house in Kansas, now have
two embalmers, e. A. Leonard and g.
T. Evans Twenty-nine years and new
er had failure. Their services are
at your command.-Emporia Gazette.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

Young Swift has been more can
tious since he was arrested for speed.
ing in his auto"
Yes; as the old saw says, A pinch
in time saves fine. '"--Baltimore Am.
erican.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

The population OF the Philippines
has decreased % per cent since We
took them over. Does race suicide
also follow the flag?
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
His Only Recourse.

Blobbs: When the mountain would
MT come to Mahomet what did he dot
Slobbs: l suppose he went to the
Philadelphia Record.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

A New York Judge has decided that
Nevada divorces are no good. Just
like New Yorker -discarding
things because they're inexpensive!
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

Aeroplaning to Europe is the latest
upon the aviator's schedule. II would
be well TO put on the attempt till
after winter-say about fiytime.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

That fringe of puppy dogs at a New
York wedding has become almost as
famous as the monkeys that dine with
''the 400" at Newport
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

Canada levied no duty on the bal
looms that started from st. Louis and
went northward across the border
II did not know how to do it.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

The statement is made by a Swiss
doctor that drunkards live longer than
total abstainers. But even II they do.
what's the use?
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

The nervous wrecks in Newport are
the grOcers who cannot collect bills
due from the 400.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

The ideas Of the weather clerk are
excellent but the stubborn climate
win not adopt them.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

why do you never laugh when
ar Jollyum tells a funny story?"
81 don't dare" replied the busy
man. IF were to laugh, he'd be en-
eouraged TO take the time to tell his
whole repertory. Puck
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

The English courts have small use
Tor hypothetical questions or brain
storms.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

Dirigfbls balloons are dirigible
emily when they move with the wind.
They cannot buck the wind as q real
man-bird does.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

There are 81 active volcanoes in
Japan. Notwithstanding the fact that
no political campaign Is going on in
Japan.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

In football. as IN politics you csnno;
always tell The same is true Of
love and the stock markets, how.
ever
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

One thing is certain, there Is plenty
Of room for aytators TO make highly.
ing records in.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

Pockets in women's skirts are com
ing back. says an exchange. If ever
they can find the place where they
used 70 be.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

And so far no one has invented q
soft spot for Aviators to fall on.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

Goldfish is scarce and high. and q
nshball trust Il suspected.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
The idea.

Tom: I call my engagement IAN
airship engagement
Dick. Why so?
Tom: I'm never sure just how long
1t will keep on going
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

Above all. do not forget your over.
shoes.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

In some respects this has already
been an old-fashioned winter.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
my wife and / are going L

my wife and are going to spend
a few months with her people at
Strong's Corners" said the meek lit
tie man, "and want you to mail your
paper to me-"
YES" said the clerk, what's your
name?'
'Well-er--to make sure, l guess
you'd better address it Mary Strong's
Husband, Strongs Corners. '"-Catho.
lie Standard and Times.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

q hear she is to be married. Who
is the happy mann"
Her father."-Lippincott's.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-26
How to Prevent GRAY Hair

When gray hairs first begin to appear.
prompt action should be taken to nourish
the scalp and prevent their further spread.
Regular brushing, massage of the scalp
and occasional shampooing help to pro-
long the vitality of the. hair and preserve
its natural color. But 1t is absolutely
essential that these methods be assisted
with some form of vital nourishment
which the decaying roots of the hair can
absorb. Numerous preparations for this
purpose have appeared on the market
during the past twenty years, but many
of them have proved more harmful than
otherwise. 1t is now agreed by competent
authorities and those who have put it to
the severest tests that HAYS HAIR
HEALTH is the safest and most effective
preparation for restoraing prematurely
gray hair. and furnishing the right food
to the scalp. It's constantly increasing
sale and the fact that it has held its
great popularity for nearly a quarter of
a century is proof that this scientific
prepare ton does the work to the entire
satisfaction of users. All reliable drug
gists recommend it and sell it in 50-cent
and dollar bottles. or it can be purchased
from the manufacturer, Philo Hay Spec
ialties Co., Newark. N. j., U. S. A.
WHITE G CO.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-26

ing home in Central Park, west. New
York, and this they abandon during
the better part of the season for
doubtful hotels in the inevitable small
towns and for the cold comforts of
hostelries in the larger ones. Instead
of slipping her coffee in bed at late
hour,~as most other women of her for
Tune do, she elects to rise before the
small hours have passed and wait for
trains on station platforms. She de.
clines invitations to social affairs az
which she unquestionably would be
much admired and struggles with diff
ficult parts on the illy-lighted stage of
desolate theatres. Such fidelity to a
purpose is most praiseworthy and at
last has brought its own reward, iudg-
ing by the success she has met with
in both New York and London.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-26
COMPLAINING OF
SAND DEPOSITS

Many citizens residing on Gregory
street are complaining mitch of the
deposits of sand which have been
left on the paving pending its ac-
ceptance by the city Some of the
residents on the street named assert
that they desire improvement of their
parkWays. but that they will mot do
anything in that line until the sand
IS removed, and the city do it's share
IN the beautifying work
Those who are complaining state
that, now since the leaves have start
ed falling. the grass plots are falido
ed falling the grass plots are filing
up but that there is no incentive
toward clening them out until the
surplus sand is removed and the pave
ment generally cleaned off. The chair
man of the bond trustees, when told
OF this nature of complaint, stated
mat the pavement would be swept
by the contractors before acceptance.
He said that would be as soon as the
city engineer could come here.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-26
MATCH GAME
OF BASEBALL
At BARRANCAS
DISPUTE AS TO WHETHER THE
"OUTLAWS" OR THE "PoST REG
ULARs" is THE BETTER TEAM
WILL BE SETTLED.

Matched to settle which is the bet
ter team, the Outlaws and the Post
Regulars, two very strong mines at
the post, will play game this after
noon to settle the dispute as to base
ball efficiency. The game is watched
with interest from the fact that the
teams are so evenly matched, and the
interest in the outcome is widespread
at the post. Lieutenants Cooper and
Holland will umpire the game, and it
will start at o'clock this afternoon.
1t will be by far the most interesting
game played on the post diamond in
some time.
The lineup of the teams is as fol-
lows:
Outlaws-Baxter, catcher; Billings
ley, pitcher; Anderson, first base;
Wrinkle, second base; Spect, third
base; Patrick, short stop; Miller. left
field; Levens, centre field; Collins,
right field.
Post egulars-Mckeon catcher;
Burmeister, pitcher; Lenninger, first
base; Ripp. second base; Haus, third
base; Banfield, short stop; Monica1,
left field; Able, centre field; King,
right field.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-26
SHERIFF HAS FINE
NEW BLOODHOUND

Sheriff Van Pelt received by ex-
press yesterday a fine bloodhound
from a party on the P. & A division,
and the animal was purchased with
guarantee that it would take cold
trail and hold the same. The animal
was housed at the county Jail, and
will probably be taken out today
for trial. Just upon what terms the
dog was obtained was not learned,
but it was asserted that the animal
cost more than any of those yet pur-
chased.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-26
GEO. A. F|CKE
LII
ENTHUSIASTIC
TELLS WHAT HE THINKS OF THE
CITY AND OF THE NEW SAN
CARLOS HOTEL.

George A. Ffcke, of Cincinnati, who
is well-known in the city by reason
of frequent business, visits here, was
one of the most enthusiastic men in
Pensacola yesterday, this being his
first visit here since the new San
Carlos has been completed, and since
the new era of awakening has struck
Pensacola.
a majority: of the travelling pub
lic," said Mr.. Ficke yesterday to a
Journal representative, have pre-
viously made it a point to get into
Pensacola perhaps on the morning
train, and to quickly transact their
business in order to leave, if possible
on the night train.
This has been due to the deplora-
bile lack of hotel accommodations.
The situation is quite reversed
now. however, for with the San Carlos
hotel, with man like George Hervey
running it, the town looks consider
ably different. The travelling men
especially even plan now to make the
city for over Sunday stops. and once
here prolong their stay as long as pos
sible.
"As for me, I cannot begin to tell
how thoroughly in sympathy | am
WITH tue progress Vi lHe CITY, anu vi
the fine work which the new San Car
los hotel is doing in introducing your
city to the outside world.
Il am coming to Pensacola again
in fact, and mean to stay just as
long each time as business will per-
nit me to-"
Mr. Ficke, who is a live, hustling
business man Of Cincinnati, is a man
whose good word amounts to con,
siderable both for the city and for
the new hotel, as he is an extensive
traveller
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-26
Grace Georce on April I.


One often hears of society girls"
and of other young women, who, ig-
norant Of anything save the glamor of
the theatre, leave comfortable homes
10 go on the stage, but it is rather
unusual to find an actress after seven
years Of hard experience continuing
with her career through choice. Grace
George, who comes here Friday, April
list at the opera house, is the wife of
William A. Brady, an exceedingly
wealthy and prosperous manager, and
yet she elects to keep up her battle
Tor accomplishment in the histrionic
Geld.
Miss George married Mr.. Brady af-
ter she had begun touring under his
direction. The intimates of both de-
clare that he shared with the husband
Of Julia Arthur the hope that his wife
would retire from professional life.
The hope was intensified by the fact
that Miss George is rather frail. De-
spite these things Miss George re-
fused to abandon her work or even to
have it lightened. She loves the the,
Rtre and it's atmosphere and spends
much time there unnecessarily. She
devotes every spare moment to study
dng subjects concerning her profess
sion and is an enthusiastic collector
of theatrical manuscripts and pro-
grams.
Mr.. and Mrs. Brady have charm
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-26

Murphy-Poor O'ReilIy is dead. And
a good old soul he was.
Casey-Yis, and thoughtful wan,
too. Shure, before he died he called
all his creditors to him and told thin
where they could borrow enough to
cover what he owed thim.-Brooklyn
Life
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-26

beyond comparison with the results pro-
duced here
You know the French people have the
development of the bust and form down
to A fine point.
BY this French method, the breasts
may be developed from > to inches in
80 days. This applies to women of almost
any age, from young girls to elderly
matrons, whether the bust is absolutely
not developed at all, or has grown weak
and fiabby, and hangs, no matter from
what cause. >
Its beauty of form that attracts much
more than the features. You will always
find it SO with both sexes.
q will be only too glad to tell any
woman who is interested what this simple
French method is. if she will enclose 2
cent stamp to pay for the postage. I will
send an Illustrated booklet in a plain
sealed wrapper that will explain it all. y
We suggest to our lady readers that
they write to Madame DuBarrie for par
ticulars of this remarkable French
method. enclose 2 cents in stamps. for
the illustrated booklet and address it to
Mdme. DuBarrie. Suite 1922, Quinlan
Building, Chicago, Ill.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-26

Suede Gun Metal and
Patent Leather and Ankle
Strap and Oxfords, shown in
exclusive styles by The Mod
ern Shoe Store.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-26
CONDITION OF
JAMES WILKINS

At late hour last night the condi-
ton of James Wilkins, the aged citi-
zen residing on West Intendencia
street, was extremely grave, and
friends and relatives are apprehenslve
about his ultimate recovery.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-26
EASTER EGG HUNT.

The Girls Missionary. Society of the
First Presbyterian Church will give
an Easter egg hunt today at 4 o'clock
on the church lawn for the benefit of
the church. 1t
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-26
ADJUSTMENTS.
At the Opera House.

A large audience witnessed "The
Time, The Place and The Girl last
night. 1t is musical comedy, with
ratchy songs which We're well rem
aered, with a well dressed and nicely
drilled chorus.
Miss Amanda Hendricks as Molly
Kelly, the head nurse, and George Eb-
ner as Johnny Hicks, a gambler, kept
their hearers amused with their slang,
While Tom Cameron as Tom Cunning.
ham, and Vivian Allen as Margaret
Simpson. carried out the plot.
The audience was appreciate and
several encores were called for. II
vas really one Of the hest comedies
Which have been here this season.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-26
French Method of.
the Bust
Mdme. DuBarrie Explains How the
Bust May Be Developed to
Inches in 80 DAYS.

AZ am explaining for the first time to
the ladies Of America says Madame Du
Barrie, 1.-The French method of developing
the bust. 1t is much more effective, the
results appear much more quickly, the
breasts become more firm, plump and
symme trical, the method is more simple,
the effects more lasting, and altogether
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-26

won't you take this seat?" said the
gentleman in the car, rising and lifting
his hat.
mo, thank you" said the girl with
skates over her arm. I've been roller
skating and I'm tired of sitting down."
=Tit-Bits.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-26

Notice to Water Consumers.
All water rents are due
April LIST, payable at Water
Offices, City Hall. A dis
count of 5 per cent. allowed
on all bills paid before April
1o+h 25meh1w
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-26
FRESH GOPHERS.

Fresh Gophers for the
whole town. Phones 1866
and 1867. Warheld Grocery
Company.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-26

Order your Easter Ice
Cream to-day, at the Handy
Kitchen.
The Pacific commercial advertiser., 1910-12-25
F4ASF1IMURA TOGO, DETECTIVE,
EXTRA--SANTA CLAUS DISCOVERED!

what would be best beautiful gift for
childhood to get
Also these Union children say one
more obieetion,' I negotiate. ''They
report that Hon. Santa Claus would be
impossible to be in 100000, 900 houses
IN one annual evening. How could he?'
This from me.
- shall spoil my whisker by laugh
ter, ignite Hon. Santa Claus cit are
easy for me to be 100000, 900 places in
same evening just like it naturally
would be, You remember Magic Key
what Amas Fairy gave me9''
- memorize the event.
Well, this Key enables me to be
anywheres with gifts wherever the
Xmas Pass Word is said -
What could be this Pass Word7D I
relegate.
Love- explain Hon. Santa Claus.
"Hon. Edison, with all his phono-
graphs, never invented a discovery like
that I devote.
! - Hon. Edison. with all his phono-
graphs, never discovered the Human
Soul nudge Hon. Mr.. Claus with wire
less eve-wink.
''What shall I tell them Anti -Bunec
Children when | return back to civilt
zations' I require.
| "Tell them Santa Claus is Fairy
Story. and therefore scientifically
True say him. "Because folks what
are too scientific to believe in Fairies
ain t enough to know what Science
really means
Sc we retreat back knowing that be
fore Nmas chime that Childhood Strike
would be broken to vulgar fractions.
Hoping you are the same
Yours truly.
HASHIMURA TOGO.
The Pacific commercial advertiser., 1910-12-25

Doc Cook was last to n. Pole this Santa
Claus explained this noisy condition of
Arctick climate, always filled with dis
putes and boystrous Eskimos So Hon
Doc say to Hon. Claus, Come with me
to the quietest spot on earth!' And
Hon. Claus packed up entire doll-fac-
tory and move to DR.. Cook Headquar-
terS-''
Where' To Etah, Alaska9'' this
from me-
"No. To Brooklyn. - This from him,
Me and Nogl stand CAST at this phe-
nomenal.
"When Doe Cook was here in the
midst of floral decorations he tell me
about this Santa Claus movement, and
he give me name and address of that
great philanthropist.'
He hand me card filed with mysteri-
Gus street and number. including Brook
lyn.
~ came prepared to find the N
Pole, - | snagger. "But to find an ad
dress in Brooklyn-'
"To an explorer nothing is impos
sible, say King of Denmark, querling
his mustache to show that our inter
view was deceased
By soonest possible boat me & Nog
was in Brooklyn, trying to catch an es
Gaping trolley. In Artiek climate it i
bleak-nothing but ice. In Brooklyn
climate it is bleaker-nothing bu
houses. After six weeks continuou
searching, wandering armlessly from
baby buggies to rude jungles of rubbe
plantage of suddenly on a neglected
tcil ~ ,oA te,r, -ara
house 2 times larger than new Pennsyl
vania R. R. Station. In tiny letter
over door we notice sign
The Pacific commercial advertiser., 1910-12-25

To Editor, who is too educational to
believe IN the Tariff or other childhood
Dear Mr.. Sir
When me & Nogi was sitting, of re-
Gently in our financial offices, Both floor
Pawnbrokers' Trust Bldg, who should
there come to door but loud rap-rap of
neat buslness-llke appearance.
'Come inwards!' holla me & Nogi
with ditto voice.
Hon. Door jar inwards, and what we
see! Small kidly boy of 9 year age and
tall eyebrows peculiar to Harvard ar
rive in. He looks to US with Bluejean
V. Debs expression.
care you Togo & Nogi, japanese de-
tectives?" urge this childish intelll-
gence.
81 are. is collapse from me-
my card, please take it, snuggest
him.
l accept this slight pasteboard which
proclaim following information:
J. WILLIE BROWN
PRESIDENT
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-03-03
LOCAL AND PERSONAL

Atty. L. J. Nash left on Monday for
Madison.
Henry Stole, Jr, has returned from
trip to New York.
VIM. Rahr, Jr., took trip to Mil
waukee on Friday.
Henry Esch left Monday on bust
ness trip to Chicago.
Mr.. S. 7. Pratt was at Milwaukee
Tuesday on business.
Mr.. Fred Schuette was at Milwau-
kee Friday on business.
Miss Margaret Dempsey was Mil
waukee visitor Monday.
Mr.. Karl lander made business
trip to Sheboygan Friday.
Albert Goetgen from Chicago was
visiting in the city Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Murphy were
Milwaukee visitors Sunday.
David Douglas of Eau Claire is in
the city on a visit to his son.
Miss Bessie Paine left Wednesday
for visit with friends at Chicago.
Mr.. Otis Johnston of Cato was a
caller at the PILOT Office Saturday.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-03-03

DR.. Jos. c. Jirikowic, Veterinary
Surgeon. Office 800 York St. Office
Phone r 460-Residence Phone Red 232.
w. E. Doolan of Black River Falls
was visiting in the city on Monday.
A. J. Schmitz and VIM. Walker of
Milwaukee spent Sunday in the City.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gustave Torrison left
Tuesday for visit at Stoughton, Wis.
Mr.. George Pankratz has returned
from visit with his parents at Green
Bay.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ira Smith entertained
a party of friends last Thursday eve
ming.
Miss Grace Goldie from Washington
visited with relatives in this city on
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. M. II. Dempsey left
Wednesday for a weeks visit at
Chicago.
Mr.. Frank Mott of Gibson was a
caller at the PILOT office Monday.
Attys. John Healy and Fred Creole
were at Green Bay Saturday on legal
business.
Miss Able Miller returned home
Friday after a visit with friends at
Appleton.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-03-03
HOME CIRCLE COLUMN,
WHY is IT.

As you pass along the street on
Sunday you can count scores OF young
men most of them in their teens, just
budding into manhood, lettering
their time away. As You look
into their faces, many OF them
lighted up by the beacon rays OF
a poor cigar or the pernicious cigar
cite, you recognize them as young
men blessed with comfortable homes,
indulgent parents and loving sisters
You ask yourself why is it? Why
do these young men perfer the unrlean
resorts, comtortIeSs streets and mixed
society, to the upholstered chair the
pleasant and comfortable surround
ings OF the family circle az homer
Who can answer? Dare we charge
the parents in degree responsible
for this state OF affairs? Are ,aeSe
things as they would have themF DO
you shut up your homes lest the sun
should fade your carpets ana your