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Proletarec. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1906-19??, 1910-07-26
Chisholm, MINI.

Chisholm, MINI.
Cenieni urednik!
lukaJ imam zOpet nekolikO vr-
site, kaJti sodrugi naSemu mestu
spadaJoGi so Sc nekako spozabili
porocati o kakSni koli stvari V
list "Proletarec", dasi ravno We
do, da je to najboljSi socialisticni
list, kteri nam prinaSa obilo gra-
diva in poduka. PrinaSa tudi DO
rocila o zmagi in napredku socia-
llzma IL vseh krogov sveta.
' drugem oziru Sc pa tuka ISM
sodrugi Sc vedno drzijo svojega
gesla. Vzrok temu je druzbena
druhal kapitalistov, kateri z ostu-
dino motjo V imenu milijonov pri-
tiSkaJo uboge rudarje in jim PROV
zrocaJo krvave zulje .tako, da je
marsikateri re sploh nezmozen "a
pisavo.
Necina so temu krivi tudi cd
kompanije nastavljeni pazniki in
~nadZornlki, to so tisti, kteri V mar
slkaterlh tukajSnih rudnikih cd
JemlJeo poldnevni zasluzek ako
kteri izmed delavcev prisope k le-
stvlci n minute pozneie, dasi-
ravno imajo omenjeni delavci svo-
10 pogodbo. Isl ii in enaki v res
mel mislijo. da je milijonar Nth
bog; organiziran delavec misli pa
clsto n~asprotno. NSem tistim hi
bio treba elektriGne razsvetljavc
OBJ solncnatem dnevu, da hi vide
Ii / nspOznali svojo zmoto in krivo
pot.
Delavci, rudarji V okolici. le
pomislite. koliko je vaSih zuljev V
vsakem stock pile = ju, koliko ton
rude pride pc vspenjaGi V iednem
mesecu ven, "a katero vi ne dobi-
te placila niti centa.
Ravnokar SEN sliSal novice cd
rudarja, zaposlenega V rudniku
Shenango. Bila je Getvorica sku-
paJ. hakOr pc navadi delajo Sirie
ma emo pogodbo, diva pc dnevi in
diva Y ponocnem casu. Tenn Stirim
so doticni priganjaci zabicali in
obljubili en- dollar "a vsak napoln-
Jeni rudniSki wagon, pa ako Jill
napolnijo tudi trideset ma dan.
Doticni rudarji so delali cell me-
sec in seveda, tudi dolgo casa re
pref, omenjeni mozje so pa OBJ ca
SUI svete place ~potegnili place po
diva dolarja ma dan, dasiravno so
napolnili povprecno ID vagonov
pc dnevi in enako pc noel. Pomi-
site delavci, ali nj to krivica in
krutost kapitsla. kteri ne misli
druzega. kakor skupsti one, kateri
Jim delajo milijone.
Sc en- slucaj blaznosti kapita-
%listov. Neki Mike Goodfried, ge-
neral superintendent, vposlen pri
Oliver Iron Mining Co., je dobil
namret razbito canto pri kompa-
MIL in predno so revni delavci
zvedeli to, je sci prebrisani Nina
okoli rudnika V spremstvu dveh
hlapcev S pridiganjem, da ina
Miha dopust, ter da ~potrebuje de-
maria. Omenjenemu Mihu nj bio
zadOsti dobivati tisoGake letne
place in Jill metati ma kup prejs-
ma leta, marvec hotel je poskusiti
svojo sreco, kar mu pa nj druzega
prineslo kot sramoto.
To maj zadostuie "a danes. Po-
zdravljam ~ sodruge in Gitatelje
lista 'Proletarca' in mu zelim
veliko vspeha.
y. NJ. VukSinic.
Proletarec. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1906-19??, 1910-07-26

We, kdaj zgubi svoje z~ivljenje in
docaka konec teh muk.
Pozdrav Ma vse zavedne social
ste po tel kapitalistiGni Ameriki.
Math. Tuseck.
Proletarec. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1906-19??, 1910-07-26
Listu " podporo.

hioeu
Lorain. Ohio: Ker Sc ie izrazil
par dni pred slavnostjo 5 ct; da
SLOW. mar. podp. druStvo Bled ne
SINE V cerkev ; ct; ker nj slo 5 ct;
ker so pr Bledu lie rim. kat. l ct
ker je srbski pop Jill pustil v GER
kew. so zdaj vsi p~ravoslavni s ct;
ker je ''fater" prosil Adama in
Evo ct; da bi Srbe spreobrniIa
Y naSo cerkev 5 ct; Kakor je re-
KEEL. da hi sc vsi pravoslavni pri-
druzili naSi trumi in vojski sv.
cerkve 13 ct; ker Jill vabi, da bi
dobil wee denarja . ct ker .je stal
ma balkonu in gledal korakanie
drustev ct; videvSi mnogo lju-
di, je bill vessel - odpadla mu ie
knJiga . ct; ker je V cerkvi pove-
da najprvo, da DO kolektal 5 ct;
ker sc le spomnil pobirati denar
mesto maSevati 10 ct: videvSi poln
pehar %denarja, Sc ie smehlial l.iu-
beznJivo % ct; ker je njegov po-
magac hodil, kot bi ga nekaj It's
Gallo V grlu 10 ct. Skupaj $1.25.
Glencoe, o. Matej Tusek % ct;
ker sem spal dine 10. %iuniia, ko
so pobirali "a "Proletarca" 25 ct.
Johnstown, Pa. Socialist DO
pikniku - ct: j. Draksler 25 ct;
NJ. Udovic. ker INT bill veseli ma
istem % ct: J. Kocian. mesto da
bi Sc vp;sal V c. NJ. dru5bo, daru-
jen v korist delavstvu % ct; A.
&. ker so me nagovorili "a vstop
V isto druzbo in sem dial % ct, 30
pravim zdaj svojo zmoto in dam
"Proletarcu' 25 ct: A. S. "a vse
sem socialist so ct; j. s. ker nisem
Cirilovec Is ct NJ. G. ker so John
stownski sodrugi prevec navdu-
semi "a cirilmetodarijo % ct; NJ.
Pecjak. ker sem priGakoval boil.
sih govorov V korist delavstvu ma
pikniku 25 ct: J. Kermavner, ker
Sc strinjam S socializmom Is ct.
Skupai 1925.
Waukegan. Varsak, ker sem
slabo vecerial 35 ct; j. Mamie,
ker je brat dial vsem vecerjo, le
meni ne 20 ct; R. Hren, ker so me
socialist izvolili "a predsednico
zabavnemu in veselemu omizju
20 ct; NJ. Kastrun, ker so mas v
Waukeganu sprejeli gostoljubno
% ct; FIR. StoniG, ker agitiramo "a
socialism % ct; Ana MahniG, ker
je Ribnican priSel prepozno 20 ct;
VarSak, ker so mi postregli z do
bro ~vecerjo 10ct: j. T., ker je
RibniGan pei flows" Strune milo
Sc elastic 10 ct; F. Hren, da bi
Ribnican lapel ribniSko 10 ct: B.
Mahnic. ker smo Ribnicana dobili
V Waukegan 90 ct; Globa Ribni-
canu 80 ct; dvopiGje 80 ct; ker ga
imenuieio vsi RibniGana. pa nj
Ribnican % ct: j. Grille. ola bi bio
Ribnicanu konec in priGne zaba-
va 20 ct: Radovan. da hi Sc vsi
spomnili kenoshe % ct; VarSak,
zeleG, da bi Sc Slovenci zayedali,
da je "Proletarec" ma pravem po-
tn % ct: ker bodeta br. Kerze in
Iavertnik govorila ma pikniku DIR.
"Sloga' st. IA. S. y. p. J.. % ct:
ker sem donna z visokih hribOv
pa SEN navduSen in zaveden So
cialiSt % ct; r. Hren. ker smo "a
mudili parnik > ct j. MahniG. ker
je cikaSki soc. klub priScl V Wau-
kegan % ct; b. MahniG. kcr je
"Edelweis' pivo boljSa piiaca
% ct kcr sen dobil naiboli HAD
no pivo % ct kcr Sc ic brat Krze
zahvalil IA gostoljubnost % ct;
j. Blazic p~redlaga. da Sc preide
ma dnevni red in pricnc z govori
% ct: prebitek sklada "a veselo
| omizjc 80 ct. Skupai $500.
Proletarec. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1906-19??, 1910-07-26
Novoustanovljeni sic

Novoustanovljeni SLOW. soc klub
Slovenija st. 20. BIO incl svo.je red
ne mesecne seize vsako 3. nedlio
V mesecu OBJ pol treh popoldne.
Seize sc vrsijo V dvorani Antona
Hvalica III Warman Ave.
Organization V. Sroj.
Tajnik f. Godina w. Pearl st.
Proletarec. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1906-19??, 1910-07-26

Socialism BIO odpravil podze-
meliska stanovanja ,otroSko de
10. prostitucijo (%trgovina Z belimi
suzniicami) in vojro.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1910-11-25
A Dog and a Bum.

In vacant lot at the corner Of
Eleventh and Larimer streets was an
old white dog that wasn't well. He
erawled over near billboard and lay
down. Lots of people saw him, but
nobody paid any attention to him I'M
til trampish-looking fellow came
along. He was Hard Times per
sonified. He went over and petted
the dog.
What's the matter. old boy?' he
asked. "Sick?"
The dog seemed to appreciate the
uncouth ones attentions The man
petted him a little more.
wait, I'll get you drink, he said.
He went to saloon near by and
returned with a tin basin full Of wa,
ter The dog Tapped up some of the
water and the man poured the rest
on the animals head. In couple Of
minutes more the dog arose and slow
ly walked away, wagging his tail. He
was much better.
Just an old dog-just an old bum
that's all--Denver Times.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1910-11-25
FEARING A DISTRUSTFUL MAN


Why, he was always afraid that be
should come short OF whittier he had
a desire to go. Everything. frightened
him that he heard anybody speak OF
that had but the least appearance of
opposition In It hear that he lay
roaring at the Slough Of Despond for
about a month altogether; nor burst
he, for all he saw several go over be-
fore him, venture, though they, many
of them, offered to lend him their
hand He would not go back again
neither. The Celestial City, he said,
he should die II he came not to 1t;
and yet was detected at every dim
Guilty and stumbled at every straw
that anybody cast in his way.
Well, after he had lain In the
Slough of Despond great while. as
| have told you, one sunshine morn
ing, l do not know how, he ventured.
and SO got over; but when he was
over he would scarce believe 1t.
He had, | think, a Slough of De-
spond In his mind; slough that he
carried everywhere with him, or else
he could never have been as be
was From Bunyan's Pilgrim Prog
ress."
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1910-11-25
The situation.

one day farmer drove into town
with a load of produce and spent the
rest OF the day and part Of the night
with conyivial companions. On his
way home he fell asleep, and his
wagon came in contact with a tree
by the roadside, startling the horses
into a burst of speed. They broke
away and went gathering down the
road. The farmer slept on. He was
thus found next morning at daylight
by stranger on horseback
"Hello!" called out the horseman.
who are you and what are you doing
here?"
The farmer peered up and down
the road In dazed way Well, he
said. "my name Is Rogers and I've
lost blamed fine span of horses"
Then he got down from his seat
and inspected the vehicle. And If !
amt Rogers" he added, i've found
a blamed fine wagon.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1910-11-25
Decorations In Middle Aces.

They did their Christmas decora-
lions very thoroughly in the middle
ages. Every mans house, as also
the parish churches, were deeked with
holm, Ivy. bays and whatever the sea
son OF the year afforded to be green, /"
we read in Stow. but he omits to men
ton that decking with evergreens In
the month of December. like most Of
the details OF our Christmas festivi-
ties, was heather in origin. 1t orig
mated, for all that, in very poetic
idea, for the Druids did It so that
the woodland spirits might have q
warm place In which to take shelter
until the spring came round again
and the trees out OF doors once more
had leaves Of their own.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1910-11-25
VISITS QUEEN ONCE A MONTH
Bachelor confided to \ Friend the
Reason He Doesn't Care to
minsle With Society.

"A bachelor friend Of mine told me
little story when we we're at the
play, which ! have hung up in my
collection OF mind pictures, and /
think II Is gem said Colonel Rivers.
had made the charge that he
didn't mix IS much as he should. He
replied that he did all HIS mixing with
a two-year-old married couple and a
pretty miss Of years. asked him
how that could be.
The married couple have no chill
dren. They are not much on mixing.
themselves, but every fourth Sunday
In the month they give a dinner to the
seyen-yearold miss, the only child Of
friends In the same part of town. 70
this dinner the bachelor is invited.
When the repast is finished, the young
miss Is entertained with music and
readings which the child understands.
Then the bachelor takes the little one
to her home. The bachelors descrip-
ton Of the child's beauty and dress,
and his reports of the clever things
she says, and what Is said to amuse
the miss, would make pretty Christ
mas book II 1t were written by any
body who knew how to make word pie
lures.
My bachelor friend assured me that
after he had enjoyed one of these din
ners he had no desire to mingle in
what is called modern society. IT, he
said, ] can get to what is described as
Better Land. ! shall ascribe my good
fortune to the atmosphere in which
! am small factor every fourth
Sunday In the month, in which three
grown-ups are the subjects of child
queen"
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1910-11-25

stiil held. not only refrain from dis
countenancing practices which the
holy church regards as heretical on
account of their origin. but even en-
joins the due observance on the peo-
pie. Wherever possible, details OF
these customs have been modified
with view of bringing them into as
close obedience as possible with the
instructions of the Vatican.
One OF the easiest tasks In this re-
spect was the encouragement OF the
old custom of ceasing work for IL
days after Christmas and postponing
the discussion of all differences and
legal disputes for the same period.
Among the "seasonable customs and
beliefs" which have for the NEST part
ben dying out, II they are not already
dead In many parts of the country, are
the following:
Christmas eve being dedicated to
Adam and Eve, boys born on that day
were christened Adam, and girls Eve.
Fortune telling on Christmas day
was INDUCED in; at Brussels, for ex-
ample, the burghers assembled around
the fire and roasted chestnuts, listen
ing to their fortunes" meanwhile. At
Spa, handful OF salt was cast upon
the table by the host; II 1t melted
there would be death in the family
or else a wet year in the country,
though II the salt remained hard a
guest would die, If. by chance, one OF
the lights went out at the critical mo-
ment.
Among the metal workers of the
province OF Hainaut molten lead was
plunged into water, and the figures
produced by the operation were sup
posed to represent incidents in the
life OF the "plunger.'
In the Ardennes, the weather for the
coming year was determined by plac-
ing lighted candles in walnut shells,
which were allowed to float on ba-
sin OF water. If the candles went
out the year would be bad one,
agriculturally speaking; IL the remain
ed alight until the end 1t would be
good year.
Nuts thrown on the fire by lovers
foretold joy II they burned with a
suffering; sorrow, II there was any
noise
According to an existing belief.
everything living changes its position
ct the hour of midnight on Christmas
day Everything sown in the fields
that day is bound to bear fruit--even
though 1t be sown on the snow IT,
self.
While 1t Is considered unlucky to
spin fax on Christmas day, a shirt
made from fax on that night is good
for many ills" Christmas day eggs
always produce fine chicks. A farm
er could ensure good crops from his
fruit trees by striking them with an
ak on Christmas day. always provided
that nobody went near the trees
with a spinning wheel within "a
hours.
In the province of Antwerp the peas
ants say that "hellwagen' or char
lot of blood is driven through the sky
at full gallop on Christmas night, the
explanation being that some impious
peasant dared to go out wood gather
ing with his wagon one Christmas
night, and that. by way of punishment.
he is condemned to drive through the
sky year by year.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1910-11-25
MlttIeIsm Hearsrs AppreeIa.ed.

simeon Ford was discussing the
ethics of speech-making. 1T was a
long and tedious speech, but listened
attentively. / like to have people to
listen to my speeches. you know. aud
turn about Is fair play. Well. I'm
glad / listened. because IL hadn't
I'd have missed one of the best
windups ever heard. And now said
the speaker. just as We were all ready
to drop of to sleep. as Lady Godiva
remarked when she Was returning
from her ride, Il am drawing near my
clothes
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1910-11-25
No Leavlnas.

Tramp Ito little Willie, who has
opened the door Have yer had yer
Christmas dinner yet. little boy?
Willie-N No; we're just going to eat
1T now.
Tramp Then perhaps II / wait
around can get some OF the eatables
left overg
Little Willie feeling Of his stom.
aehl There amt going to be any.
thing left
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1910-11-25
FOLK LORE OF DAY
ceiebrstion Of Festival stlII Presents
Much That Is interestingly Gus
toms TraceabIe to Heather
Rites and Practices.

THOUGH not 50
keenly followed
up as in Germany
and England. the
festival of Christ
mas, as celebrat-
ed in Belgium.
still presents a
certain amount of
interest. especial
~ in respect to
its traditional as
pect. Many Of
the old customs.
which today are
but a mere mock
cry of their orig
inal selves, are
traceable to old
heather rites and
practices.
The priesthood.
realizing the ven
Grafton in which
these customs are
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1910-11-25

The largest line of Toys have ever had will be on
display about DECEMBER 10. Dolls Trunks,
House Dolls, Bugges, Go-carts, Autos, Bicycles
and Tricycles for the girls and boys.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1910-11-25

Come in and buy while have full stock to select
from. The finest line Terra Gotta Statuary worth
S1OO to $780, and selling them at cut
prices
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1910-11-25

Our 25c line of Pictures you will buy because they
are bargains and because they from your
Book Store" the place where you welcome when
you come Union City.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1910-11-25

Vases, large line, worth SIS 90, sell for So. So
Our line of fine pictures is the best brought
to Union City.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-07
TIE saIdest Man in Congress.

The baldesr man II Congress is Rep
resenra-ive Ollie James OF Kentucky.
His head : a. smoothly made and as
highly polished as billiard ball. One
hot afternoon, when h was engaged
N a heated colloquy with Mr.. Payne
of New York. he shook his list and
wagged his head with great energy.
VIII the gentleman from Kentucky
allow ne 10 interrupt him?' queried
NJ. Pawn politely.
For a question. Of course, agreed
James.
Well retorted Payne, shake moi
you- CORY locks al me.
That ended the debate.-Populal
Magazine
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-07
They're Merely Deep 5rea:hers.

III YOU see a woman hall sl.s!ia-
of a bench with her jaw dron1ed and
breathing heavily. don't turn n q Ga!
Tor an ambulance said = l--s -
liceman. Tor shes only relaxing AID
taking her daily breathing exercises.
Tn first tine l saw woman d".rS
this II gave he quite rsgn and /
thought sure she'd ben don =. as
tnc heat. As She looked - --o"-a
she'd have the prize OF = cab l sr,gp
Up TO her ana SAID SAal! cal. : cab
madam, 10 TAX you hone
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-07
Wrong Trail.

First Professor OF Chemistry-What
are you working al now?
Second ProfeSsor-l'm trying to as
certain the cause OF badness.
Fifth sor-Oh. stop il; you're
wasting your time. What you ought
10 be doing is trying TO ascertain the
cause OF hair growrh.-Chicago Rec
ord Herald.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-07
Seasons of the Past.

Irate Guest-Look here, waiter, what
kind OF dinner was that you served
me- Why. the vegetables were stale?
Waiter Cbrisrling upl-lo am
wrong, <ah. served yo' wid all the
delicacies OF de season.
Trara Guesr-Whjch season ?-Chica,
90 Record-Herald.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-07

-
II Tor the edihca'.'h O 'he N'S.'oES
VINO called 'Aat evening.
DoFahao "as written - q Ie'''"-
t!on' not as song. i was inspired
By the defeat 81 the Mite l'aI!ah
''Fa'HoA"- III -N'u-So- - .."- : 30"
a@n BY Tom Lohsooa'. beF.-h is
tened 10 The Italian patrons 81 Ns
ger Mil be~oan!Hs the loss '--', 1
Wa occas.oned u their o'eE-col-N-
terce n TIE abilities q Their coV'A-
tryman. He conceived the IDEA oil an
Italian barber selling his barber ShoP
and investing the proceeds IN DoF"Aoo
>tocA. me SUDDEN S--''i1p - -
Italian runners Affairs gave mn 'ha'
linz. "Gooda-by. ba-''-S.-f-soeE ShoF'
After he that written Berlin put ,he
wa:i:ns tune 10 i and sang Il 'h"-
evening al Niger Nike mem
Waterson 'not the heh'acN: ootoltei'
bu- another Henry crol'!'ea IL Ia" ,
evening WIN some tF.eAds anu lIe'' =,
ii. He was delighted anu ne '"inel,
TO the young water. ne '@'A et'''7.'
by Naterson Offering 70 p"th it''--
a song writer. ger MN III "'''- L pun
fishing house and take MIN ava! HON
Chinatown
over 3oo'ooo copies e0'o
Next came S''dle H"-O-'te' w
Home, II was written d d pa, oA'
for Joe NelSA on Meet W. ~ ms
time. Rose. i "''7 one u ''-e -
seSt successes Of ''is ?-
tnan three hundred 'i!oOSaio cop
were sold before Us po3"iasl': 's"A
to Wane.
Ny W lie "one u 'te '''''''
proved one OF the biggest suc'e>Ss'
in years The authorship ol ''iIs s''--
has been seneFaiIE cEe"!'e' u ',-o-
Whiting. ana Ms VIE H''s s''eN -'' =.
for divorce. parity on acco'.H. u u
oA' h-oS'iS Oh .-e-at - ,I,.,-.,-
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-07
NEW YORK WAITER
NOW A COMPOSER
Irving Berlin, of Niger
Mikes L nknown to w orld
Eighteen Months Ago.
HE MAKES PEOPLE HUM
Produced" My Wife ) Goneto
the Country, Sadie Sa-
lone. and Others.
HE MAKES PEOPLE HUM

Do you want TO be a successful song
writer: DO you want TO make the
whole country hum?
Ii you do. just listen TO Irving Ber-
lin. the most successful song writer OF
the year. Eighteen months ago he
was a waiter in Niger Mikes Pei
ham Cafe. in Penn Street. New York.
Now he is member OF mig music
publishing firm, has cleaned up SD
900 in the past year. and the wealth
is still rolling in on him. He has
bought hcu.e for his mother UP in the
Bronx from the proceeds Of his work,
and has been living in manner tha-
as a waiter in the Chinatown resort
he never dreamed OF enjoying.
Song writer says this young
COMPOSER Of My Wits Gone 70 the
Country. ~Dorando, Sadie Salome,'
Go Home" etc. all depends on the
public. The thing it likes one minute
it tires Of the next. Just now. for
some reason. the public wants to have
some fun with the marriage relation
get up a song panning the husband or
the wife. roast them. have some fun
with them. show up some OF the little
funny streahs in domestic life and
Your fortune IS made. at least for the
moment. Pretty soon the public will
tire OF these. and then you must be
able TO switch YOUR Tyre TO something
else. Il not new writer will take
your place and your star. which rose
so suddenly. will set as rapidly as i
came up.
For five years young Berlin worked
tin Niger Mikes" Chinatown resrau
rant. No place in New York might
be less expected to inspire the Ma
tons song writer. Yet here is where
ne got all OF his ideas. Here j:
where ne studied character.
Knows Nothing CT Music.
! Berlin Knows lOJu!LS VI !-!.SIC-
that is. he cannot Rad music. But h
plays naturally and he picks out hi:
own airs on the piano and carrie
them along as he sc-ibbles out tn
words that have brought him and hi
music hall fame and the colder
streams thai has made life easier th'
past year. It all started with hi!
"Do-ando" song.
He is what is called IN restauran
circles as singing waiter is
he was expected TO entertain the ia
irons OF the place in song and recita
ton as we'll as by attending TO thei
wants in the eating and drinking line
He was highly thought OF in "Nigge
Mixes. for he was original in h
methods and he wrote his own song:
Scarcely any subject came mp in III
news Of the day that he did not pu
into doggerel verse. pick out a tun
for il Oh the tinpanny piano and sin
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no delay The other question settle.
telephone irtytew, come - decision ". il. NOT
have beenre without Immediate an>vTe-.
The telephone equipped best
atls and
vice possible you chose
desire locally anu lon= distance.
The plant recently completed additional lr- 's1-e
copper circuits i has circuits. a-+
heavy copper. both Krah ~. $ .t
both Bell j.-e j, Sialt 1850.
Joplin. throughout United Ny i, al
lue have ra,r.g-Ig
III. United Srar,~ o1srs lt ing
distance than Columbia.
Telephones within dozen s t he
that should talk Just vel from Ee@r @
place o a an
Central Try them.
Our farm line telephones afford long itaucs
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