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The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12

Itch cured In 80 minutes BY Woelford's
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. At druggists.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12

Doctor yourself when you feel cold
COMING, with few doses of Perry Daris'
Painkilfer Better than siuinine and safer.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12
N cAan OF EMERGENCY.

Old Gent-"But why are you beg
ging with that thick stick?'
Beggar-"Oh, that's only In case
anybody should refuse to give me
anythinG. '-Fliegenda Blaetter.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12

Sloan's Liniment Is the best
remedy for sprains and bruises.
1t quiets the pain at once, and
can be applied to the tenderest
part without hurting because it
doesn't need to be rubbed all
you have to do is to lay it on
lightly. 1t Is powerful prepa-
ration and peneuates instantly
relieves any Inflammation and con-
gestion, and reduces the swelling.
Here's the Proof.
Mr.. L. ROLAND, Bishop of Scran-
ton, Pa. says:-'' Son the 9TH Of
this present month, as was leaving
the building at noon for lunch, I
slipped and fell, spraining my wrist.
! returned in the afternoon, and at
four o'clock I could not hold pen
Gil in my hand. I returned home
later and purchased a bottle Of
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12

Piles Cured in 6 to IA Days.
Pazo Ointment is guaranteed to cure any
Ease ofItehing, Blind, Bleeding or rotruding
Piles In 6 to Il days or money refunded. 800
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12

DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and
lnvigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Sugar-eoated, tiny granules Easy to take
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12

An automobile by any other name
would, no doubt, smell the same.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12
Bud DobIe.

Any poet can get inspiration. The
trouble is to get postage stamps.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12

The evil men do is forgotten, but
with woman 1t ssecomes history.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12
CHICAGO MERCHANT
MAKES STATEMENT.

After Spending Thousands OF Dollar
and Consulting the Most Eminent
Physicians, He Was Desperate.
CHICAGO, lLL6.-Mr. J. @.
Becker. Of 1874 Van Buren, ST., a
well-known Wholesale dry goeds
dealer, states as follows:
s'l have had catarrh for more
than thirty years. Have tried
everything on earth and spent
thousands Of dollars for other
medicines and with physicians.
without getting any lasting re-
lief, and can say to you that ]
have found Peruna the only rem-
edY that has cured me per-
manently.
"Peruna has also cured my
wife of catarrh. She always keeps
1t in the house for an attack of
cold. which 1t invariably cures In
very short time"
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12

A girl thinks 1t is flirting II she
catches a young man looking at her.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12
To run into debt isn't half SO an

Mrs Windows Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softsns the gums. reduces inhama-
ton. allAys pain. oures wind collie. go bottle.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12

II you are going to pin your faith
to a woman. use a diamond pin.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12
EARLY AND OFTEN

Butcher need a boy about your
size. and viii give you So a week.
Johnnie-Will / have a chance to
rise?
Butcher-Yes; I want you to be
here at o'clock in the morning.
New York Journal.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12
Lewis'S Prize Cotton Seed

Improved 10 years for earliness and rapid
fruiting very prolific. planted April LIST, can
be 80 per cent. gathered in August. The varie-
~ you want in or out OF the weeyil territory.
Price OF best sect. to blu. Sl.a0 per blu. s
bu. up si.19 per blu. Write fer circulars. to ORR
glnator. W. B. F. LEWIS.
lewiston La.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12

But everybody wants an unos-
tentatious divorce Cou
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12
QeM6oN
,SidL
WoweN

If you had positive proof that certain remedy
female ills had made many remarkable cures, would
not feel like trying it,
during the last thirty years have not succeeded
convincing every fairninded woman that Lydia E. Pin
hams Vegetable Compound has cured thousands and tho
sands of women of the ills peculiar to their sex, then
long for an opportunity to do by direct correspondent
Meanwhile read the following letters which guarand
to be genuine and truthful.
Hudson. Ohio-"I suffered a long time from weacn
Inflammation, dreadful pains each month and suppression
had been docoring and receiving only relief when
friend advised Lydia Il. PinkhamS Vegetable Col
pound did So you advice. faithful
directions and after taking only five bO
Vegetable Compound have to believe
give full permission to testimonial
Mrs. Lena Carmocino, Hudson Ohio R. r. ID. No. q.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine. Tablets.
Druggists refund money if it fails to cure.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12
Raw Eczema ON Hands.

Advertisements were taxed at one
line in ENGLAND.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12
UNITED ON THAT

There Is wide difference Of opin-
ion as to the desirability Of a quiet
wedding"
sfWol19,,
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12

arandmothera' Cure for Go ughs, Group
and Bronchitis
ID now found at all drug stores Case. a bottle)
as Taylor's Cherokee Remedy Of Sweet
Gum and Mullen. By all means the best
remedy tor consumption. whooptng cough,
GROUP, colds. Remedy has been tested fol
80 years and always gives satisfaction.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12

Poison from mushrooms is fire.
quently reported but only ignorance
and prejudice prevent them from
being an article Of every day food.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12
For NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

Il ID possible for an orator to be
long winded without being cyclonic.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12
For COLDS and GRIP.

Some men in hunting for dear Of
ten get swamped.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12

Whether from Colds. Heat. Stomach OF
Nervous Troubles. Capudine will relieve yol.
It's liQufd-pleasant to take-acts tmmedf-
ately Try # 1oc.. Csc. and t0c. at dIus
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12

Women delight in remnants of any
thing but a man.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12

A LARGE SPECIALITY MANUFACTURER wants
responsible local manager: easy profitable line:
splendid opportunity exclusive territory given rood
man. SAPOEOL. 165 Reads Street, New York
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12

(vIx. s-1o).
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12

WANTED TO BUY AL AL Kinds Of Llvs
6 6irds particularly Wild Turkeys Beayer e
V!uters. Blue and White Cranes For annirrsIs'
a aianos t. Address DIR, CECIL French
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-12

female diseases We possess volumes OF proof OF this
enough to convince the most skeptical.
For 80 years Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable MES>&S
Compound has been the standard remedy for NVn@MN
female ills. No sick woman does justice to (WR
herself who will not try this famous medicine " ~
Made exclusively from roots and herbs, and II "
has thousands of cures to Its credit. Ii ~ "
2lESD Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women (o\ ssxaw
~ to write her for advice. She MN (EsA&#N
guided thousands to health free Of CHARGE CJEMl5Z1
Address Mrs. folkIam, Mass. SJTNsSST
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17
THIRTY LIVES LOST IN LAKE
One Of the Worst Disasters In History
Of Lake Michigan Brings Sorrow
to Many Homes.

Ludington, Mich.-One Of the worst
marine disasters in the history OF
Lake Michigan navigation occurred
early Friday, when car ferry .Pere
Marquette No. IS, flagship of fleet
of six steel car ferries owned and
operated by the Pere Marquette, Rail.
road company, sank to the bottom Of
Lake Michigan, twenty miles off Port
Washington, with a loss Of. thirtys,lives.
The dead include T!Captain ;xPAter
Kitty of Ludington, s. F. SazspaIiek
Of Chicago, purser and wireless Soper-
ator, whose signals of Sdfsfress
brought assistance to the gsinBing
steamer, and two members ofahas Gear
ferry No. II, who lost their ihses: in
anyef5ort to rescue the Grew dfsMs51S.
The boat was valueds ,at $f80,OOO,
and the cargo, which included twenty.
nine loaded cars, at $Io9,DQ0 to $3.50.
900. The total loss Will exceed half q
million dollars, which is fully covered
by insurance In Lloyds in England
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17
PAID THE PENALTY.
sheepherder Convicted Of Double Muir
der Is Hanged.

Salem, Or.-Isaac M. Harrell was
hanged here Friday for the murder Of
Walter and Herbert Newell. He made
no statement from the gallows.
The Newell boys, who were the own.
ers of several thousand sheep, en-
ployed Harrell as herder. Early in
June Harrell was discharged by Her
bert Newell, and as the latter was
writing a check in favor Of Harrell
for services, the herder shot him.
Walter Newell Witnessed the shoot
ing, and running to his brothers as
sistance was himself shot down. Her
bert was only stunned by the first bull
let, and after Harrell had killed Wal
ter he again shot Herbert and fed.
Herbert, not yet dead, was able to
crawl more than half mile to his
tent, and there write brief note de-
scribing the crimes. Herbert lay dy-
ing in the tent when Harrell again re-
turned and blew off the top Of his
head,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17
BOWERS DIES SUDDENLY.
Solicitor General of United States
Passes Away After Brief Illness.

Decentralization General Lloyd w.
Bowers died here at 1880 a. m. Fri
day of complications arising from an
attack of bronchitis. The solicitor
general had been Ill about two weeks.
Mr.. Bowers was appointed solicitor
general by President Taft on March
20, 1909. The appointment was one
of the first official acts of Mr.. Taft
as president. he having long held Mr..
Bowers in high regard. The solicitor
general was one of the men known to
have been in the mind Of the president
for appointment to fill one of the ex-
listing vacancies on the United States
supreme court bench. Mr.. Bowers
was born at Springfield, Mass.
March 9, 1859.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17
BROWNE ACQUITTED.
Minority Leader Of illinois Free From
Charge of Bribery.

Chicago-Lee O'Neil Browne, mi
nority leader in the Illinois legislature,
charged with bribery in connection
with the election of William Lorimer
to the United States senate, was found
not guilty by jury in the criminal
court on Friday. This was Brownies
second trial. The jury disagreed in
the first trial.
The reading of the verdict absolv-
ing Browne from guilt was greeted
with cheers from friends of Browne
who crowded the court room.
The basis of the indictment against
Browne was that he had bribed Rep
resentative Charles A. White of
O'Fallon, Ills, his colleague on the
Democratic side of the n.inois general
assembly, to vote for William Lorimer
for United States senator at the close
of the deadlocked session Of the last
state legislature.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17
Speaking of Fires.

Roy Bone, brother of United
States District Attorney Harry Bone,
several years ago was a reporter on
the Wichita Beacon. In going to
fire one of the members of the fire de-
partment was thrown from a hose
cart and killed. Bone wrote head,
with this as the first deck: Gone to
His Last Fire"
The piece got into the paper and
Bone was promptly fired. kansas
City Journal.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17
A Sheer.

Judge Ben B. Lindsey the father Of
children's courts, said in an address
IN Denver, apropos of criminal corpo-
rations:
why, even the thieves in the pris-
ons can have their shot at these mall
efactors. A Denver man, visiting one
OF our jails, said to a prisoner:
Well, my friend, what brought
you to this?"
Poverty, boss the prisoner an.
swered, with a sneer. 4 didn't have
enough money to turn myself into a
corporation and hire a corporation
lawyer to learn me how to steal lie.
gally."
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17
Consumption Can Be Cured.

A specific has at last been discov-
cred which will positively cure con.
sumption. "Tuberclecide" completely
eliminates the tuberculosis germs
from the human body.
Results are extremely prompt Even
in severe cases, the tubercle bacilli
have been entirely destroyed within
eight months. In others marked i'm
provements have been noted within
two to six weeks. This improvement
continues until complete cure is ef-
fected.
We have positive proof of our sue
cess. Write for full particulars
Tubercleeide Co., 702 international
Bank Bldg, Los Angeles, Cal.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17
500 Reward, 500.

The readers Of this paper VIII be pleased TO learn
that there at least dreaded disease that
has been able 10 In all It's stages and that Is
Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure Is the only positive
now known TO the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being constitutional disease. requires O consttu
tlonal treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken In
ternally acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the system, thereby destroying the
foundation OF the disease. and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and assist
ing nature in doing its work. The propretors have
30 much faith in its curative powers that they offer
One Hundred Dollars for any case that II fails 70
cure. Send for list OF testimonials
Address r. J. CHENEY CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17
Assaulted by Robber.

Tacoma, Wash.-Captain T. d. Blom,
prominent in shipping circles and
head of Goldfish company, was found
in park in the heart of the city with
his throat cut. He probably will die.
He had closed big fish deal Friday,
selling schooner load Of Goldfish to a
San Francisco firm. 1t is believed he
was attacked by robber while on his
way TO the home of q friend.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17
The Right Way.

William Muldoon, the noted trainer,
was talking, apropos of the Jeffries-
Johnson fight, of training.
I'm training" he said, "the strictest
obedience is required. Whenever I
think of the theory of training think
OF Dash, who, after eighteen years Of
married life, is one Of the best and
happiest husbands in the world
Dash l once said to him, well,
Dash, old man, how do you take mar
ried life?'
According to directions he re-
Piled"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17
Does Engineering Work.

Mile. Bandurin is superintendent of
an engineering Arm in Russia. She
was graduated from the Womens
Psychological Institute in ST. Peters
burg, and has had practical expe-
rience in engineering. She built a
steel warehouse for an army cooper
alive society, has been assistant en-
gineor in building bridge across the
Neva and has done other important
work.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17
Aeronaut Probably Fatally Injured

Sacramento, Cal.-Charles X. Ham.
ilton, one of the best known American
aviators, and who made the great race
from Philadelphia to New York June
10 last, was seriously and possibly ia
tally injured at the state fair grounds
in this city about o'clock Friday
evening when his new ITO horsepower
biplane "Hamiltonian" crashed to the
ground after a spectacular fight.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17
An Oversight.

Francis Wilson, over Superb des.
sert in his charming house at New
Rochelle, said Of the food faddist:
According to him we must boil
our milk, we must sterilize our salad,
we must wash our strawberries and
we must pare and seed our grapes.
BY jove-"
The eminent comedial smiled and
lifted up spoonful of great rasp.
berries.
"But, by Jove." he said. they've
forgotten to order us to shave these!"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17

blood and was In terrible condition.
Doan's Kidney Pills removed my trou-
BILE and have not had an attack for
over a year.
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. 80 cents q
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17
Local ENTERPRISE,

Tourist--why do you call this vol
cano? | don't believe 1t has had an
eruption for a thousand years!
Guide-Well, the hotel managers in
this region club together and keep a
fire going in 1t every year during the
acknowledgement Blaetter.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17
Not That Meaning.

"The doctor said that Bin was
drunk when we took the poor fellow
to have his head attended to last
night after he fell"
Doctor never said anything of the
kind!"
Didn't hear him? Said it was
jagged cut"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17

cate that the kidneys
are disord g r e d .
Doan's Kidney Pills
cure sick kidneys.
j. F. Haynie, 7th
St., Forest Grove,
Ore, says: "Doan's
Kidney Pills saved
my life. l was in bed
for weeks, passed
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17
No Feeling.

Does she play the cornet with any
feeling?"
Absolutely none. If she had any
feeling she wouldn't play 1t in the
presence of her friends"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17

Keep your face always toward the
svpshine, and the shadows will fall
behind you.-M. B. Whitman.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17
ARE YOUR KIDNEYS WELL,

The kidney secretions tell II disease
is lurking in the system. Too fire.
quent or scanty urination, discolored
urine, lack of control at night, indi-
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17

Write me as one that loves his fel
low men.--Leigh Hunt.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17
A Fallen Idol.

What makes you so sure the Amer,
lean public is fichle?"
THE reception a player who used
to BIO on the home team gets when he
comes visiting"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17
Good for Sore Eyes,

for 100 years PETTITS EYE sALvE has
positively. cured eye diseases everywhere
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17

The more worthy any soul is, the
larger its compassion John Bright.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17
TINY BABY'S PlTlFUL CASE

Our baby when two months old
was suffering with terrible eczema
from head to foot, all over her body.
The baby looked just like a skinned
rabbit. We were unable to put clothes
on her. At first It seemed to be few
mattered pimples. They would break
the skin and peel of leaving the I'M
derneath skin red as though 1t were
scalds. Then a few more pimples
would appear and spread all over the
body, leaving the baby all raw without
skin from head to foot. On top of her
head there appeared heavy scab a
quarter of an inch thick. It was aw.
full to see so small baby look as she
did. imagine! The doctor was afraid
to put his hands to the child. We
tried several doctors remedies but all
failed.
Then We decided to try Cuticura.
BY using the Cuticura Ointment we
softened the scab and 1t came off. I'm.
der this. where the real matter was,
by washing with the Cuticura Soap
and applying the Cuticura Ointment,
new skin soon appeared. We also
gave baby four drops of the Cuticura
Resolvent three times daily. After
three days you could see the baby
gaining little skin which would peel
of and heal underneath. Now the
baby Is four months old. She Is a fine
picture Of fat little baby and all
is well. We only used one cake Of Cuti-
cura Soap, two boxes Of Cuticura Oint-
ment and one bottle of Cuticura Re-
solvent. II people would know what
Cuticura is there would be few suffer
ing with eczema. Mrs. Joseph Koss-
mann. st. Johns Place, Ridgewood
Heights, N. Y, Apr. 80 and May 4, '09."
1.-THE Wish lie Father to the Thought"
Dr. Robert l.. Waggoner, the presi-
dent OF Baldwin university, said, In
the course of an address on peda-
gogy at Berea, o.:
And one of the most remarkable
changes in the last 30 years of teach
ing is the abolition of corporal pun
ishment A boy of this generation is
never whipped. But boy of the last
generation-well!"
DR.. Waggoner smiled.
"The boys Of the last generation
he said, must have believed that
their instructors all had for motto:
1.-THE swish is father to the
taught"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-09-17
important to Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that il
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-12-23
POPULAR GIRL DIES
Miss Helen Neal Expired
Early Today.

Miss Helen Neal. daughter of Chas.
IS. Neal. prominent Indiana news
paper man. formerly city editor of the
Palladium and later editor of the
Morning News, died at the home of
her parents. at . South Sixteenth
street. early this morning. Death was
due to lung trouble. Miss Neal would
have been sixteen years of age next
March.
She was a very popular girl in the
younger society set of Richmond. and
was a student at the Richmond high
school. The deceased has been in i'll
health for some time, but not until a
week ago did her condition become
serious. When taken seriously i'll. the
family was contemplating journey to
the South for the winter on account
of Miss Meals health. Miss Nea; is
survived by her father, mother and
brother, Ralph.
The funeral will be held Monday af
ternoon at l:30 o'clock at the home
and burial will be in vault at Earl
ham cemetery, temporarily. The flu
neral will be private. Friends may
call Saturday afternoon from two to
| five O'Clock and in the evening from
seven until nine o'clock.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-12-23
GOES HUNTING
IN AEROPLANE

Los Angeles. Dec "a Hubert
Latham. aviator, accomplished the
remarkable feat of hunting and
shooting ducks from his aeroplane
yesterday at the preserves of the
Boisa Chica Gun Club. south of Los
Angeles.
Latham in the morning left his
hangar at the DomingueZ field,
where the big aviation meet is to
be held next week. and flew eight
miles to the gun club grounds. He
was armed with pump shotgun.
Near the clubhouse he sighted a
flock of birds and chased them out
over the Pacific Ocean. He fired
several shots at them. but missed.
Other flocks rose at the sound of
his engine. and for an hour he
chased them to and fro. shooting
at them, but not scoring kill.
Finally he circied low over one
OF the ponds where a flock was
feeding. As the flock rose, Lath-
am leveled his gun and caught one
OF the birds on the fly, killing it.
He then flew back to the club
house, where he was the guest at a
special luncheon of hunters and
aero enthusiasts.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-12-23
A FEW TERSE TALES OF THE METROPOLIS
little too much to drink and | suppose

little too much TO drink and suppose
lit made me feel nasty.
Yes" replied the man, Il live in
this district and perhaps the lieuten.
ant knows me-"
The Magistrate turned 20 the lieu
tenant who was standing behind the
desk and asked If he knew the man.
NO" replied the lieutenant. Il dc
not know him.
We'll" said the Magistrate turning
to the prisoner, what have YOU got
to say?"
IF l were such bad character as
they are trying to make me, he would
know me, wouldn't he?'
You may 60 said the Magistrate
but be careful the next time"