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The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04
failures.

For Red, Itching Eyelids, Cysts,
styes, Falling Eyelashes and All Eyes
That Need Care, Try Murine Eye
Salye. Aseptic Tubes, Trial Size Csc.
Ask Your Druggist or Write Murine
Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04

Bull fighters receive SAT- per hour.
and the occupation is SO healthful
that unless killed by accident it's FOL.
lowers invariably reach a green cid
age.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04
4 cgFsT MISTAKE

81 fooIssaIy pointed orr to Ey gin
FIST zae-e / vas unworthy Ct her"
"WeI7"
She and her mother have started
rtghs II TO make the Necessary in
1ts."-Washingto1 Herald
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04

me a well woman,
and l would like to
tell the whole world
Of 1t. I suffered
fromfemale trouble
and fearful painsin
my back. Ihad the
best doctors and
they all decided
that I had a tumor
In addition to my
female trouble, and
advised an opera
finn Tv5in n
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04

4 woman IS always a girl till she
gets married, years or no years.
Buy BATTLE AXE" SHOES.
'If'' is blamed for most Of our
failures.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04

New York City has followed the
example Of Philadelphia and estab-
Hshed a free permanent exhibition
Of building materials.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04

Dr.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and
invlgorate stomach, liver and bowels
sugar coated, tiny granules, easy to take.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04

Too many matchmakers spoil the
romance.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04
By ~BA11ltAxt" Shoes

A woman believes In love ahead OF
everything else, 80 that when f,
comes on. behind she can still 20 On
believing.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04

Dairs' PainEiIier for cTIts. bruises. burns
and strains Also for dfaThea and dvsen-
terry. Avoid substitutes &c. Sc, SOC.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04
TT WEARS YOC OUT.
Kidney Troubles Lower the Vitality
Of fIlf. Wi.cfc IlndY

Don't wait for serious Illness; be-
gin using Doan's Kidney Pills when
ron first feel backaehe CT notice URN
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04

One woman can stir up more trou-
Ole than dozen mere men.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04

Lots OF men are as truthful as the
late q. W., but they can't prove it.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04

Much oI jar genert gity Is inspired
By passion fer showing of.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04

Every man thinks he's a superior
Judge of human nature.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04

whether from Colds. Heat. Stomach
Or Nervous Troubles. Capudine will re-
ieve you. It's iiauid-pleasant to take
and b0c. at drug stores
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04

HnA winsIow's soo;k.ng Syrup for Children
teesbing. scftens the runs. reduces in6Ama-
ton AilATs pain cs1res wfnf cole nc q botsla
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04

Winning applause is human
trick; deserving 1t is a divine gift.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04

been bedfast for three months when I
began using Doan's Kidney Pills.
Soon / was In better health than In
years"
Remember the name-Doan's. For
sale By all dealers. 50 cents a box
Foster-Mi'hT-n Co. Buffalo, \. Y.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04

Buy BATTLE AXE" SHOES
It's easier % sand your conscience
eff than vour creditors
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04

Hicks Capudine is the best remedy
reiIeFes the aching and feverighness-
cures the Cold and restores normal
conditions. It's iiquid-efects imme-
diately. 1oc. Csc and Soc at drug stores.
Life is full of pain; few men get
hanged. mcsf men pnt married.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04
Cut This Ont

~ And mail TO the A. II. Lewis Medicine
%, u, Louis, No, and they viii send you
tree 70 day. treatment Of Natures Rem
sdy fSR tablets. Guaranteed for Pheu-
Fastsn Constipation, Sick Headache.
Layers hdney and Blood Diseases. Sod
~ ell Druggists. Better than PiIls for
Liver Ills. lfs free TO you. Write today.
The first time man comes home
late It's a surprise TO bis wife; In the
course OF time for him to come early
Is a shock
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04
AFTER
SUFFERING
ONE YEAR
Cured by Lydia E. Pink
ham'sVegetable COMPOUND

Milwaukee, Wis. -" Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound has made
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04

Buy BATTLE AXE" SHOES,
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-04
You Indoor
People

must give the bowels help.
Your choice must lie be-
tween harsh physic and candy
Casearets. Harshness makes
the bowels eaIlous, 50 you need
increasing doses. Cascarets do
Just a. much, but In a gentle way.
vsss-oo<1ss boz. 10 oesfs-as drzz-ssores- 81
Ssce ssSssf ct tie gesc=os 10 Eayts1 E G.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-06

stand thing in the sermon anyhow,
SO he takes out the alarm clock from
under his coat and begins to play with
it, and what did the alarm do but 60
off with turrible noise just when Rev.
Moore, our beloved pastor, was right
in the most solIem part Of his sermon.
The alarm clock woke up Deacon
Butterworth, who was asleep in the
amen corner at the time, and the
deacon was a good cal put out be-
cause Bud went and spilled his rest
and him been losing sleep lately any
how on account OF the pneuralgia in
his face Seth Dewberry, our heroic
town constable, who was present at
the service, marched right up TO Bud
and led him by the ear outen the
church. Bud still held onto the clock,
which was still ringing. Seth took Bud
straight home and told Mrs Hinckley
what had happened, and then she took
Bud into the house and warmed up
his britehes for him right smart.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-06
Spilled the Sermon,

Bud Hinckley. who amt quite right
in his head, has been Fostering his
mother for a watch for we'll nigh a
year back. Bud always wanted some
thing or other. from mouth-harp 10
cold whites. Well, last Sunday morn
ing after Bud had went to meeting,
Mrs Hinckley. who stayed at home
TO cook dinner. couldn't find their new
alarm clock which she bought several
weeks ago at the Co. seat for butter
and eggs. But that Bud he knowed all
about It. Before Bud left the house
he took the clock and wound all the
winders up tight and put the thing
under his coat and started of TO
church. When the pastor got about
half through his sermon. Bud he got
tired listening. being as he amt quite
right in his head and couldn't under
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-06

than AMI hauled off his coat and
slammed it down on the floor and
come at us. We was Just carryin a
ad for Hen Weathersby's general
store from the imposing stone to
the press when AmzA struck us. The
ad went into a thousand peeces of
pi and split all over the floor. Amzi
and us clinched and in the scrim-
mage We slept into key of print
erS' Ink half way to our knee and
upset the ink all over the floor, and
then AMI tripped us up and we
both fell down into the ink and wal
Tered in it in our efforts to get on
top of each other. Fate was against
us and so AMI he rolled US over
and elm astraddle of US and set
there and punched our face and
him with his hands all over ink, too,
and asked us to apologize in the
Bugle for what we said or he would
injure us so that we would be a
cripple for life. Under the circum-
stances we promised to apologize,
which we do herewith by saving
that if all LATE Packard wrote about
AMI amt true we are turrible mis-
taken.
AMI then got often US and walkt
out without saying word. One of
our eyes was sweld shet by this
time and couple of front teeth was
loose.
AS for the ink it got all over our
clothes and is on EN- yet. 1t also
got in our hair and we calkilate the
only way we can get it out is to
have our hair cut, and this will
likely give us a cold in our head TO
get our hair cut this time of year.
In conclusion we wish to say that
hereafter when our subscribers
have any grudges against each 9th
er they amt a-going to make no
cat's-paw outen US a second time by
writinGup things against each other
and having us print them aud there
fore become responsible for same.
Let them fight it out themselves
hereafter. What do we care which
side of the Northern Spy apple tree
the boundary line between LATE
Packard and AMI is on? We an
swer that we don't care a hang, and
yet here we be in bed with two teeth
loose and a black eye and a head
ache.
Subscribe for the Bugle.
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IN DISGRASB!
That's What Wes Woodruff Is In
Sinst His NaTTeT Excaps From
Deth 6 SOshial 0stTasilm-.-Pa
tickIers Herewith Below

If things had turned out as it looked
like as if they would we would be writ
ing the obituary of Yves Woodruff, our
hunter and trapper. and be telling how
old he was and trying to remember
something good in his past instead of
ehronickeling his narrer and exciting
excape from a cold and watery deh
as we are going to do as follows:
It was on last Tuesday morning
about daylight that Yves took his gun
and started out to make the round of
his traps. He kept the main road until
he was half way to Snake Bend, and
then he cut across and went through
Israel Hapgoods patch of pines and
on into Postum Hollow, where he had
a trap set, and what was Wesse's joy
and surprise when he found that he
had ketched a skunk in the trap. The
skunk was dead and Yves ne took It
out and reset the trap and then set
down to skin the skunk, While he was
engaged in doing this the knife slipt
and there was a axident. Yves said the
Smell made him terrible sick for 4
while and he took a big chew OF to-
hacco to sort OF take the taste outen
the air, but he said the tobacco made
him all the sicker.
By and by, however, he got the
skunk skinned and then he rolled up
the pelt and put it into his pocket and
went on over toward Gootchic Pond,
hoping that the fresh air that was
blowing would kind of blow the smell
often him some.
When Yves got to Gootchic Pond he
was surprised 10 find that the pond
was froze over. Yves said he knowed
it was right coolish the night before,
but he didn't think it was cold enough
10 freeze over old Gootchic. Yves
throwed a stone onto the ice, but it
didn't break. And then he tried it with
one foot and it seemed strong. Then
he got on the ice with all his weight
and walked along close to the shore,
but il held him up in great shape Yves
then saws to hisself, What the dog
nashion's the use of me walking clean
around the shore of the lake a mile
and a half to get to the bear trap at
the foot of oawridge Mountain when
I can walk acrost on the ice which
is only half a mile? They amt no
use" says Yves. and so he started to
walk straight acrost the lake on the
ice.
Yves says he hadn't got more than
four rods from the shore until the
ice begin 10 crack with him. This
skeered him about to death and he
was sorry he hadn't went around. He
turned back awful quick and started
to run for the shore with the ice
cracIin' and bendin' under him. and
would have reached the shore in safety,
perhaps, but he was in turrible hurry
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-06
Locals

Ham Wilson's bay mare cast a shoe
while Ham was showing her speed
through Bingville the other day. The
shoe hit Ham paste acrost the bridge
of the knows and darned near knocked
him outen the buggy. Doc Livermore,
our horse doctor and human specialist,
fixed up Hams nose for him.
Emily Dewberry Sundayed with Mrs.
Elmer Hosmer at Snake Bend last
Sunday, also dinnered.
Doc Livermore says the recent sud
den change in the weather has caused
a good many bad colds in our midst
and he is very busy. Doe hopes these
sudden changes in the weather will
continue.
Hester McCracken OF Calamity Cor
ners is visiting friends in Bingville at
present We welcome you into Our
midst, Hester.
Lem Brown amt doing much but
tinker around this week. Lem says
that carpenter work IS very scarce at
present and he expects it will remain
80 until spFing opsns.
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We write this editorial just as We
go to press, and as we write it we
be sitting up in bed with our face
tied up in a towel and terrible
headache. You can bet your boots
that we feel that this editorial which
we be going to write is needed or
we wouldn't write it at all.
Last week LATE Packard come
into the Bugle office with peece all
wrote up about his neighbor, AMI
IDoolittle. 1t seems that AMI and
Late have had some trouble about
the boundary line betwixt their re-
spectful farms as to whether the
/ line went on one side or the other
of a Northern Spy apple tree. They
have trouble every fall about the
| time Northern Spies get ready to
pick about their boundary line.
They have went to law about it sew
eral times, and have spent more
money than a whole orchard OF
| Northern Spy apple trees IS worth
to have the question settled, which
amt settled yet. They haven't spoke
to each other for years, neither
have the women folks nor the chill
dren.
Well this peece which Lafe wrote
I'D was a turrible SANDER on AMI.
# was a kind of historical peece.
| It went on and reviewed Amzi's
history from the time he was knee
high to a duck, telling about how
mean and stingy he allus was and
how he had swindled the orfln and
| the wilder outen their fortunes and
left them without rag to their back.
LATE wanted us to put It into the
Bugle. Being as we was short OF
news anyhow we done SO ana dldn
think no more about it until yes
terday morning, when the office
door opened and AMI walked in
without knockin. He was breathin
hard and was terrible red in the
face. Good morning. AMI" we
says to him pleasant, "how's the
world a-using you at present, hey?
Don't you try none of your soft
soap on me, says AMI; what did
you write that peece about me in the
last weeks Bugle for, tell me that !?
I'VE didn't write it, . we says; 81
was LATE Packard who wrote it. ;
l"Well, his name wasn't signed tc
lit, and so I'll hold you personal re,
sponsibIe for it, " says AMI.
ooh, we'll, then go ahead and
hold US responsible if you want to,
we says. Citing kind of hot under
the collar. We hadn't emmy more
than got the words outen Our mouth
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and the ice was slippery, and so he
hadn't took more than three jumps till
his feet went out from under him and
he come down on the ice like load
of stone and broke through II with a
smash. going clean under the water.
which was about IS feet deep at this
point
Yves says the sensation of that cold
water was something he viii remem-
Der as long as he lives. II almost took
his breth away, and when he come to
the surface he was BLOWN and pantin
like a spavin'd horse. Yves paved
around until he got holt of the edge
of the ice where il was broke of and
then he begin to climb out. but Jest
as he got almost out on the solid ice
again it give way under him and back
he went kerflop into the water again,
going clean under the ice, humping his
head so hard that he seen stars. Yves
swum along under the ice until he
come out into the hole he had broke
through againe and tried 10 climb out
a second time, but broke in again. In
fact he tried to climb out a dozen
times, but he fell back every time. BY
this. time he begin to get cold and
numb and weak and the thought of
dying there in that icy water made his
hair stand on end. So he held onto the
edge OF the ice in water up TO his arm
pits and hollered Help! HelpP as
loud as he could boiler.
Just as luck would have it, Ed
Smiley. who iiyes up on the hill above
Gootehic, heard Yves boiler and rua
down the lake, and when he seen Yves
hangin onto the ice he got a long,
dead pine sapling on the shore and
showed it out to Wes and told him 10
hold onto that Eb then run out more
sapling until he had kind of a bridge
built out to where Yves was and then
he crawled out hisself and with heroick
strength pulled Yves outen the water
and they both crawled back on the
logs TO the shore Yves then went home
with Eh in terrible disgust and got On
some dry clothing and drunk 4 hole
lot of ginger tea which Mrs. Smiley
made him and then went back to where
he had fel. in TO look for his gun. They
could see it on the bottom of the lake,
and with a log chain he at last sue
ceeded in pulling up the gun. which
was all water soaked and the powder
wet.
Yves come back to BingvilIe that
same afternoon wearing his own
clothes, which was all dried out by
the FIRE. But the stransest part of the
affair is that the dousing Yves got didn't
seem to make any difference in the
way his clothes smell. and ever since
he made a mistake SHINING that skunk
people in Bingvilie can scarcely sit
close TO him long enough to listen to
his trrible excape. Hen Weathersby
has kindly invited Yves not to come
into his store again until the odor
wears of. and now Wes says he is
going TO do his dealing at the Co. seat.
Hen says he don't care, because he
would ruther lose one customer than
all he's got. The people of Bingville
and vicinity would have a good cal
more sympathy for Yves if they didn't
have any sense of smell.
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| An NOW
RUNNING Ny
GRIST MILL At
SNAKE BEND

I will continue TO run it as long as
there is any excuse I therefore take
this opportunity to say that
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-06

Little John James Williams, aged Z,
son of Brent Williams and his wife,
had Group one night last week about
8 O'Clock in the morning.
Andy SINNERS house needs shingl-
ing the worst way, but Andy says the
weather is too cold TO work outside
now and so he is a going 10 wait until
spring before he shingles it. Andy has
been talking about Singing his house
for the past six years
Lige Green don't make so many
Saturday evg trips over to Sorrow
Hollow as he used to- What's wrong.
Lige-is some other Teller sparkin her?
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-06
GIVE NE A TRIAL AND BE
CONVINCED

What is nicer these winter mornings
for breakfast than Hot Corn Cakes7
Or what is nicer any time than red
hot Johnny Cake, with butter and mo-
lasses on it,
/ also deal in feed, bran, middlings,
shorts, corn, ETC., etc. If you have
sny milling to do you better bring it to
me at once, because there is no telling
how long there will be water to run my
mill with.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-06
If You Want Your Wheat
Made Into Flour, Bring
II 20 Ne at Once
First Come. First Served

will take the usual toll Of wheat for
doing your grinding. This is at the
rate of OTIS. to the bu. ! also get the
middlings and bran.
Corn Meal ground also.
have put in facilities for grinding
corn in my mill, which can do in FIRST
class fashion.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-06
When the Water Goes Down
Then the Hill Stops

Take advantage of this opportunity.
HIRAM ALLARD,
Snake Bend. MiIIen
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-06

ne cheapest advertising medium in the
Comfy, II you believe in advertising come
and see uH For further Information call On
or address the editorS
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-06
Flour and
Meal

I wish to announce to the general pub
lie that Snake Crick is at present full
of water, owing to recent rains, and
that
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THE BINGVTLLE BUGLE
Bright. Breezy. BslIieO.s. Bustlins

The Leading Paper of the County
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-12-01

Of the convention committee, have
been appointed delegates to attend
the meeting and urge the congress to
select Sioux City for the next annual
gathering, F. I. Eaton, Joe Morton
and w. s. A. Smith, who will be In
Chicago on business. will assist the
two delegates in trying to induce the
congress to come.
The local convention committee does
not hope to get the meeting OF the
congress, as Columbus, O., is favored.
The prospect of securing the 1912
gathering is good, and it is for this
year that the Sioux City people viii
work. They will extend Invitations
for both meetings and hope to secure
one OF them.
The Farmers National congress has
been held in Iowa only once, and that
meeting was -at Council BLUFFS ten
years ago. For this reason the local
committee thinks it should stand an
excellent chance of bringing the con-
gress here for 1911.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-12-01

the girls are we'll rememb ered with
prizes for the best cooking, sewing
etc. There is plenty for all to get
busy.
All the cash prizes are given by
farmers Of the county, while the
Clarinda Trust and Savings bank will
give the boy raising the largest num-
Der of bushels of corn on one acre $40
for first. SIS for second, and all other
entries 81 each.
The Clarinda National bank gives a
beautiful sterling silver loving cup
trophy for the best ten ears of corn
grown in the county. This is to be-
come the property of any farmer win
ming it three times in succession.
The Page county bank gives to the
boy exhibiting the best thirty ears Of
corn from field he has helped to
care for, s25 for the first, $40 for the
second. S. for the third and 81 each
to the ten net best.
The girls are offered as premiums
for the best cooking, sewing, ETC.,
solid silver Page county souvenir
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-12-01
PAGE COUNTY INSTITUTE.
Good Prizes to Be Offered for the Best
Grain Exhibits In Clarinda
Dec. 1915.

Clarinda, Nov 29.-The thirteenth
annual Page county farmers institute
corn show and industrial exposition is
to be held in this city December Is to
Is. Arrangements are being made
for one of the best institutes in the
history of the organization Professor
Snyder of Ames college, Herbert
Quick. editor Farm and Fireside, Edith
c. Salisbury Of Ames college, T. w.
Southland and other speakers of note
will be included on the program. The
list of prizes is large and many of
them are generous.
There are premiums offered to men
for exhibits of corn, etc, of their own
growing. and Industrial work. Then
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-12-01
BLOOMFIELD.

The preliminary hearing Of James
Duncan. accused of arson. will be held
Thursday.
The local high school declamatory
contest will be held at the M. E. church
Friday evening December 2.
The pianos recital by the pupils Of
Miss Audrey Burgess will be given on
Thursday evening.
Mrs. w. V. Childs made a business
trip to Belknap Monday.
Mrs. Jane Putnam of Belknap spent
Monday shopping in Bloomfield.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-12-01
To The public,
AGENCY.

Miss Ethel Rouke who Is attending
school at Mt Pleasant spent Sunday
at home.
Miss Effie Peden spent Sunday In
Des Moines
Miss Gilland spent Thanksgiving al
her home in Indianola.
Lloyd Nye visited in Hedrick last
week.
Mrs. M. J. Wing has gone to Eddy
vile to spend the winter.
A. j. Reynolds received word Of the
death Of his brother Henry. He lived
in California.
Revival meetings are being held at
the Christian church.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-12-01
Earmers, conaress Wanted.

Sioux City, Nov. 29-This city will
have a delegation present at the
Farmers National congress in Chi
cago next week to invite the associa-
ton here for the 1911 convention. w.
Z. Holmes, secretary Of the CONNER
cial club, and G. e. Griffith, chairman