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Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1910-11-28
Humor parliamentary.

Po podaniu sic nlinisteryum
Brianda do dymisyi, W kulua-
rach Izby francuskiej potworzy-
ly sic grupy, rozprawiajace zy-
wo ostatnich wypadkach. w
jednej z takich grup Jaures rzu-
cal zapafem gromy ma .wstre-
tiny Rad burzuazyjny". Wtem
zblizyi sic do niego jeden re zna-
jomych i rzekl:
- Powiedz mi pan, panic
Jaures, cobys zrobii, gdyby
BRAND ofiarowa, panu portfel
ministeryalny.
- Odepchnaibym ten portfel
noga - wykrzyknai oburzony
leader socyalistow.
- No tax! - odrzeki pytaia-
cy - ale ia chciaibym wiedziec,
cobys pan zrobil reka.
Luba najdrozsza! "a tydzien wese-
le;
Czemuaes dla mnie TAXA sroga?
Pozw6l MECH. caius uszczknae
sic osmiele,
Zanim staniemy pred oitarzem Bo-
ga.
o ME! moi drogi: tego juz ME moz-
:. ma,
jam pod tym wzgledem siowo sobie
daia,
ze narzeczonym bede zbyt ostroi-
ma.
Bonn sic W ten apos0b raz iua zaia-
pala.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1910-11-28
Rome notatki teIegratiCzn0.

w Rzymie stwierdzono w ciagu
DOLBY minionej jeden Zgon ma chole-
re; ma prowincyi bywa ich wciaz
znacznie wiecej.
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06
ALAMEDA REAL ESTATE
NJ. A MILLER.

VI
Real Estate Insurance ana kenlaIs. 49,,
Office phone Alameda 134 Residence Phohe'
Alameda 23ll. l34f Park ST.. Aianeusa...
81 600-Five room cottage. IN Ecod cohui i.luui i
fine neighborhood; centrally located soou
sized lot - ,.5,
- 5O0-A bargain: room modern coIlss.o IisH i,sa
basement: select neighborhood; lot ouHivp. -
s. aQ0-Efcht room modern house on one OF ~. ~
hest avenues: 6ne Deighborhooo; isree ~, ~
electricity. gas. pretty CHINA SIosel' ,,l.N UIlH
nantel: basement under whoie 200
never been occupied only by owner So So
Sovn ha lance SS5 monthly lnciuainE I mt
- and principal: good responsible party
,.sn have this under these terms .
e -fa room house in Alameda choiceSt
neigh fsorllood sunny side Of avenue, :
blocks from Chestnut 81 statloh, .L5S
lioifse has electricity and gas. brick mantei
riie hath noon. tile sink, hlgh hasemStt
ana enc % the choicest lots IN Alameda,
large palm and flowers adorn ines mes
grounds with back yard fuli or olilSt oI tele IN
fr7iir trees bearing: l. bargain; sl,VoV
down. balance rent
HAVE II different styles IN new cottages
Cottage can be hsd on easy terms IanE.ue
from s. $50 IN: also seven very pfe,l.
uew houses on easy terms. have eA'lu-
~fre charge OF the corner Of san Jose Nv,
and OAK 81 and san Antonio. naneil u
lois of which three have been SOLO. ieaN
in. four On San Jose and four on san An
ianio av including two corners; terms.
3 down. balance per cent net inle
office will always bo glad 10 snow you "r
answer anv questions pertaining 10 home
seekers Horse snd buggy Al your service.
Once open Sunday Ring me ND lot ap-
uonfn1ent.
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06
ERUITyALE REAL ESTATE
H. A. PLEITNER. 100 Fruitvale ay.,
Cor. $. p. L. r. Fruitvale Station, Cal.
Phone Merritt 4i9.

s., 2,lO0-Stylish bungalow of rooms. hall, bath
basement: also barn; lot 45xl1I; only a
block from Fruitvale ay.; close IN; price
reduced for quick sale; owner going east.
This is chance of a lifetime. Easy terms
if desired.
81 l5o-Rustic cottage of 3 rooms and lot 5Oxl4 40;
street severed and :. blocks from local sta
tion; liberal terms and immediate posses
sion
$500 room house and lot 35xT2; street ma
cadamized and severed; just above l4th St,
in center Of Fruitvale.
50 eO0-Shngle bungalow Of 4 rooms and batn
lot 50x135: on Highland east OF Frultvale
av. nice view and very easy terms
81 1Oo-Modern cottage of rooms and bath' lol
50xl25: chicken house. etc; In very
choice and handy location: north OF e 14th
st: small part cash. balance on mortgage;
s. 2o0-New and modern cottage of rooms @ aiu
bath lot 2SxI00; = block from East l4th
St right in town; good investment; easy
terms If desired.
s.. .O0O-New and modern and very artistic pun
galow of rooms. porcelain bath. msnIei'
cement cellar and cement walks: iot BOX
10: I block above +. l4th ST. in pest resi-
dence district: installmcnts If desired.
So 750-Iargc modern cottage of rooms, ma
bath. basement. etc; lot 30Nl2a; IN center
of Frutvale. with all conveniences, souu
cash down balance in installments TO SUIT.
H. A PLEITNER 100 Fruitvale sv.,
FruityaIp Cal.
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06
Ios GATos REAL ESTATE

BUNGALOW on Taylor St. Glen Ridge. for
sale: one Of the show places of Los Gatos:
S0xl5O facing cast; strip across street over
100 feet long protects view entire valley and
mountains: stylish modern dwelling, stories
snd basement: basement stone paved, finished
and ceiled: first floor finished natural Oregon
nine. second floor Cal. redwood; all floors and
stairs hard wood. with borders: hvc large
bedrooms: foot porch all around house;
complete garage on strip; attractive garden;
family orchard in full bearing; 800 feet berry
frellis: price $40. 200. GEO. II. HOOhE,
2O3 California st., San Francisco.
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06
HOME INVESTMENT co.
1922 Fruitvale av.. cor. Boulevard.

S. 250-Elegsnt new bungalow. modern in every
particular: large sunny rooms. reception
hail bath pantry, iauno.y, ~ ~ s.-eiIest
location in Fruitvale, just of the ayenue'
easy terms. -,
Ss o0O-Brsnd bungaloT, rooms and oatn;
every modern convenience; in restricted
tract: beautiful street, cement walks; near
car lines and local trains terms S5oo ao"h
and balance rent.
50 35O-Nice modern cottage. rooms ana bath.
hall mantel. china closet pantry, etc.
good basement; lot 50xl50; chicken houses
and coops: IA full bearing fruit trees; easy
terms.
g.. .eO0-Modern room cottage. gas, etc; lot 13x
1S5: fruit trees and flowers; terms s2oo
down and balance as rent; interest per
81 200 Beautiful = room cottage almost new; ;
modern in every particular; lot 81 ;oxl22; {;
fine location; close by. This is bargain;
terms.
We have many others. Come and look over
our list Free carriage and automobile.
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06

F-h central SF-. AiaHieH"- ''-
ENCINAL STATION
Watch A1zneds-s progress; electric road nearF
-n7,nlored. prices then viii surely advance
g. O00-Fine 9 room home. best part OF CentEal
A.: lot 5oxl5o: very easy terms i ue-
sired. this Is offered far below us true
value hut must he sold. -
s. 600 Sacrificed for quick sale; room nooSe. mouse
Alameda av. near Morton sfatloh' mss t
offer: must positively be sold; = cssh
down.
81 80 room house Mozart st; terms.
81 eS0-Fine room home. Chestnut St mr. SUI
fion: furnace. garage, etc; snap -,
Tho Plat NJ the BAY PARK TRACI hss
now heen filed with the recorder @ @"ihSF - -
ue are now ready 70 sell you any lot you may
select secure your LOT now, before me SThnu
cneninc of this tract IS these cholce lo'e
~rT sol quickly z the low prices ashfo
From $500 tn 81 900 down we VIII bulld .ou
nice modern home in the above tract ha'-
ance monthly payments 9
Houses. cottages. etc, for rent. open sun
DAYS
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06

CORNER grocery and notion store: receipts SIS
to $50 day: living rooms; barn: good loca-
ton: value $500: will exchange for small
ranch good county road. RANDALL R. E..
CO., 3l26 FruitFale av., Oakland.
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06

FOR sale exchange-Sonoma warm sulphur
springs property, 135 acres, pavilion and bath
houses: fine fishing on Sonoma creek: u mile
from Kenwood station. miles from Glen Ellen
B. L. SPENCE, 2I2 Bacon bldg, Oakland.
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06
REAL ESTATE TO EXCHANGE

AAA- ATTENTION. -AAA
BUYERS SELLERS AND EXCHANGERS.
SECURITY INVESTORS REALTY CO, INC,
614615 METROPOLIS BANK BLDG. S. +.
EXPERT REAL ESTATE BROKERS.
We are in touch with the best city. country
and suburban lands on the Paclnc coast. we
have many desirable propositions in real estate to
exchange of every description. good many abb
solutc bargains. Also many investors in real es
tate Properties listed with US have good and
quick result. Write or call at the office of the
company and ii win be 10 your advantage. In
formation free.
WILL SELL tat a bargain) exchange for
city bay or country property. improved or unm
proved a most desirable home. situated in a
choice location of Alameda; near station. car
line and bay and in heart OF town; Dig lot and
beautiful gardens got to be seen to be appre
ciated: there are not many houses like this across
the bay; good reasons for disposiDg.
WILL, SELL, AT A BARGAIN OR EXCHANGE
80 acre first class fruit ranch; 26 acres in good
bearing fruit which brings in large income,
acres alfalfa. and improvements thereon; room
residence windmill, tankhouse, wasbhouse and
other buildings, and brooder house where thou
sands of chickens and pigeons can be raised and
you can make lot of money; owner made $50
per week from pigeons; near station and town;
fine climate: y hours from San Francisco
WILL SELL AT A BARGAIN OR EXCHANGE
highly improved. up to date home; IA rooms and
garag fine gardens and orchard; big lot, facing
. streets. where more improvements could be
built and have good income; fine view; choice
location in Oakland; good for sanatorium or pri-
Fate hospital, as climate is the best In oakiandi
WILL EXCHANGE for stock ranch. corner
building. consisting Of 21 flats, rooms EACH in
Oakland: brings a big income; will give a bar.
gain.
SECURITY INVESTORS REALTY CO.,
614-615 METROPOLIS BANK BLDG, S. +.
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06
HOME INVESTMENT CO.
FRTITYALE REALTY co

FRUITVALE REALTY CO..
1ees r-ritvale av Phone Merritt 423.
Why pay rent when you can buy home win
your rent money:
s.. .0Oo-New , room bungalow; lot 4Ox11o; hne
location $500 down balance same as rent
50 SOO-New : room cottage; lot 30XlE}; very
good neighborhood; $500 down, balance so
per month. .
50 e00-Good ! room cottage; .lot T5x1SA: fruit
trees. berries etc; handy to cars; 500
down balance $25 per month; interest only
q per cent.
sS le0-Pretty room bungalow; car passes me m
door: close in: lot 35Xl25: best location III
Fruitvale: this is 4 snap; easy terms;
81 350-New room bungalow. close in: handy
TO local trains and ears; lot 3oNl4s; $-"o
down balance 500 per month.
We are headquarters for good lots. Lei MS
show vou what we have before you buy we
sell them on easy terms.
FRUITVALE REALTY co.
Omen Sundays.
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06

CLARKE & MAGNUS. BUSINESS BROKERS.
$50 Market ST.. room 507. WestbaiNl building.
NO CHARGE FOR LISTING A BUSINESS.
LEADING BROKERS
IN COUNTRY BUSINESS PLACES.
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06
CARLSON & WALKER
FNc1NAL STATION

a-6 central sv.. Alameda Cal
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06

RESTAU AURANT-Established years: swell fit
ted up: good businessmen trade; clears 5000
monthly now; open for investigation; $1,000
cash required.
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06

AA-THE FULLER co.
322 PACIFIC BLDG. MARKET ST, AT 4TH
SAN FRANCISCO.
PHONES DOUGLAS 1923 AND J1023
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06
MANN CoUNTY REAL EsTATE

SUMNER HOMES.
You will miss il by not coming TO San Rafael
SUNDAY for a wooded lot in Laurel Dels''
Tract Every purchase a corner; lots $50. Get
busy now and take your choice. Few minutes
from and in sight Of station. W. L. COURT
RIGHT owner, OPP. Union Depot, San Rafael.
a75-Sau AnseImo bargain: beaut. wooded lots
5Oxl5O: water street work, etc; min. walk
10 station II. F. MANN, opposite depot.
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06

High class business opportunities cOnfdentially
handled. To sell engage in business or raise
money for any bona fde business, see us.
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06

BUTCHER. FRUIT AND VEGETABLE markets:
includes horse and wagons good cash trade;
sales SO daily: NO OPPOSITION for blocks;
trial given; $1,000.
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06
BUSINESS cHANcEs-continued


CLARKE & MAGNUs. BUSINESS BROKERS.
No CHARGE FOR LISTING 4 BUSINESS.
LEADING BROKERS
IN COUNTRY BUSINESS PLACES.
RESTAURANT--Es Established years; swell fit
ted up; good businessmen trade; clears 5000
monthly now; open for investigation; $1,000
cash required
BUTCHER. FRUIT AND VEGETABLE market;
includes horse and wagons: good cash trade;
sales SO daily; NO OPPOSITION for blocks;
trial given; $500.
GROCERY AND LIQUOR business in Western
addition; clears over s120 monthly; viii sell
for $3.50 or invoice; just the place for man
and wife
NICKELODEoN- Equipped with best of ma
chimes. piano. phonograph etc; on busy
street Market: doing a good business; al
ways increasing; will sell for reasonable offer,
or exchange.
SWELL. FLAT; s rooms: nice furniture, good
carpets: rent S32.j0: will sacrifice for $3.50:
$3.50: party has important business in
country; see.
GENTS FURNISHING AND SHOE STORE. in
best town in Alameda county; established IL
years; with up TO date stock; will sell at in
voice. about 81, 800, or will exchange for real
estate.
GROCERY STORE in liveliest country town in
fruit holt: everything complete; clean. first
class stock: swell fixtures and wagon doing
most profitable business; Will invoice $1,s5o;
rent only $50.
HOTEL. BAR AND DINING ROOM. in beautiful
country town. leading commercial place; doing
a good business during the whole year; inyes-
tigation will satisfy.
ONLY FRUIT AND VEGETABLE STORE in best
mining town in SHASTA county; includes good
team, delivery wagon, fixtures, ETC.; clears
$3.50; price $3.50.
SALOON AND GROCERY fixtures for sale in
lively nearby town: everything complete and
in first class order; $3.50; worth 81 900; license
guaranteed; SWELL CHANCE to start busi-
of your own.
For FULL PARTICULARS see
CLARKE & MAGNUS, $50 Market St, rm. 507.
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06

WILL EXCHANGE for stock ranch. a corner
building consisting Of q fats, rooms each. in
Oakland: brings a big income; will give a bar
gain
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06

SECURITY INVESTORS REALTY CO.,
614-615 METROPOLIS BANK BLDG, S. +.
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06

For FULL PARTICULARS see
CLARKE & MAGNUS, $50 Market St. rm. 507.
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06

HOME for confinement; attehuance 80, 80 -
Steiner St near Geary- Hours l2-l.5O o. pm.
s 81 lying IN HOME. 1191 Oak St Mkt 400.
Diseases women and children: e0nnnemenL. -.
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06
MATERNITY HOMES

STRICTLY private home for confinement cases
1871 IagIina ST. cor. Eddy; phone West oso4
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06
REAL ESTATE TO ExCHANGE-Con.

FOR sale or exchange-s1o,o completely
equipped money making ranch of 57l3 acres
in Conn valley. Napa county, only miles
from st. Helena; furnished room house large
barn horses COW, tools, winery, 10000
gallon cooperage. wagons % acres resistant
grapes yrs old 90 acres bottom alfalfa land;
stream runs through the place; present owner
has made enough to retire; is old and wants
10 go to city; will sell on easy terms-one-
fourth cash. balance easy terms, so you can
make it out of place. Might consider San
Francisco or Oakland improved property, but
prefer to sell. Apply P. B. CROSS, 1909
fol Doug1aS 24S6
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06
BUSINESS CHANCEs-Continued
NOTICE!
DEPARTMENTS
RENTALS
INSURANCE
tAtHANGES

STOCKS AND BONDS
BUSINESS PROPOSITIONS
HOTEL AND ROOMING HOUSES
GEO. A. HERRICK 1905 MARKET ST.
In BUSINESS 80 YEARS. REFERENCE. THE
WESTERN NATIONAL BANK, COR. OF
POWELL AND MARKET SITS
|. AM ALSO THE MIDDLEMAN FOR THE
LEADING BREWERIES OF SAN FRANCISCO
and can assist you in getting located in the
loon business where others are unable do
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06

CALL on C. S. MOORE, col -602 Westbank bldg.
$50 Market st. for prices rooming and
apartment houses. We have some of the best
houses in San Francisco. We also have some
good rooming and apartment houses for rent
from 40 to 20 rooms.
BOOMING HOUSE, 1e rooms. BAR
GAIN; S1.100
ROOMING HOUSE, 100 ROOMS, STRICTLY
+ MODERN; 81, 900.
R0OMING HOUSE, 80 ROOMS, WORTH
S7,000-CAN BE HAD FOR $1,000.
ROOMING HOUSE, T5 ROOMS, RENTS
S250--A SNAP. S., 500.
RO0MING HOUSE. go ROOMS, FIRST
CLASS PLACE. So. 700
C. s. MOORE. 601 -602 Westbank bldg, $50 Mkt.
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06

SALOON AND GROCERY fixtures for sale in
lively nearby town: everything complete and
in first class order; $3.50; worth 81 900; license
guaranteed; SWELL CHANCE to start busi-
of your own.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-02
The Price nf Meaf

From the Youths Companion:
The young mother who excused
herself for placing her 5-year-old child
in school on the ground that she had
already exhausted her resources on
her progressive offspring. should sym
pathize deeply with the distracted in
slruclors who are endeayoring to hold
their own With the practical children
OF the day.
The tcachec in certain city school
had laid aside the book and was draw
ing on her Imagination for examples
in fractions. In the first place. this
teacher. just out of the normal col
lcge, had never IN her life gone mar
keting And she was absorbed II
getting numbers capable OF The diyi
sions she had in mind
Suppose" she suggested, conf
GENTLY, the butcher asks YOU forty
two cents 4 pound for beef. NJ tha
price what would three and three
seventh pounds come tor
The scrawny gin to whom this was
proponndcl, who had travelled iunum
etable lines the distance between hc
home and the grocer'B and butchers
glggied = little not without contempt
1T wouldn't come TO our flat" she
stated, decidedly Mad send me bacl
good n lively If ] didn't know better,
TO pay that much for beef myself
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-02

i had about given up hope, after
nearly four years Of suffering from
a seyere lung trouble writes Mrs
NJ l.. Dix, OF Clarksvllle, Tenn
often the pain In my chest would be
almost unbearable and | could not do
any work but Dr. Kings New Dis
covery has made me feel like new
person. It's the best medicine made
lar the throat and lungs. Obstinate
coughs, Stubborn colds, hay fever
Ia grippe, asthma, Group, bronchitis
and hemorhages hoarseness aud
wh0oping cough, yield quickly 10 this
wonderful medicine. Try IT, SOC
and 81 00 Trial bottles free Guar
anteed by all druggists
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-02
PHONE YOUR WANTS
Phone your wants to The Leader.
Phone rs.

1t Is Row ready. Tne new road la
just passed by the legislature, boun
in pamphlet form. Price rs cents TO
single copies. Better prices given
quantities. This Is an entirely ne,
and complete law and repeals all othe
road laws heretofore existing an
should be In the hands OF everyon
who is interested ia good roads. Orde
now and familiarize yourself With thu
new law. Sent to any address upo
receipt Of rs cents In money or stamps
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-02
BURLEsoUE OF ART AMUSING
Fake Exhibit. an Annual Event Whsr
Students Car cature Rea' Works
washington Star


I There was q sale of aJ products
BIZ hs Society OF Washing on Fakers
in The mudf0om of the CorcoAn
/ Agt gallery which might we'll cause
( the old masters ia painting and sculp
tAre 10 ufu owe iu their graves, Tae
fake exhibit is an annual event, when
uden s give full reign 10 ,heir IDEAS
OF carcaturins The works exhibited In
the gallery proper,
Tie master pieces Of The collection
We're the ErCdNt of local NleGt gone
mai, They seemed TO brea he the
spirit Of artistic belligefency in sub
iect. treatment and eve ythiug else
There was no concealmeni OF the fact
tha the mind artistic was IN open
rebs llion whon the deeds were done,
for The catalogue, 4 Feature OF the
safe, boldly announced This is a
souvenir OF the perfect expression ut
al that Is vital aud protest against
,ne Philistlne and anaemic in Am y.
ican ar.. II may be considered
w0 ,hless by the few persons sita.
aled in ,hat narrow margin of The
-eal~-i s surface outside of Washing
ton, but for the most part viii be i'm
len sting The "oxhjbi.' included
"Margarets Funny liltle Bone
Max Got Wild IN October "pedry
ana peWie Pair" and ihe laest
fad, "Chanteecr,' "The Three Fates
bore Striking likeness to the top
pieces cf AlesS.s Messer, Mosiel' and
brooke OF ,hc teaching stan of the
school 4ueen powclrs painting OF
THE Grand Canyon WAS misproduced
IN q color scheme that rescmbled a
Welsh rabbit
Miss Ethel Noycs wh0seN cunvon-
ional work has often excited pleas
ant comment, proved her prowess in
the eccentric by winning the first
Prize for the best "ake-off' with "A
Willow Tree that would give a pro.
hibiIIonist delirium tremens. after
Miss Elsie SnGWGen Mrs. HARDING
wen out with her catalogue, which
calmly informed purchasers that
Purchasers stng will have their
master pieces thrust upon Them at
once.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-02
STARED AT TRoUcERETTEs
Miss Sears of Boston Astonishes polo
Game Spectators in San Dieno.


San Diego-Miss Eleanor Sears
the eccentric Boston millionairess.
and her rouserettes divided attention
with the poloiss among the several
housand spectators at Coronado
She appeared on horseback, in knee
length skirt over trousers, and was
not the least bit mindful Of the fu-
rore she crea ed In fact she has
enis ed In the cause Miss Pauline
Fish, daughter Of Stuyveaant Fish,
who is the guest of the Charles w.
Cla family Miss Fish, II was an.
nCnnced. has consented to rise from
her slumbers at o'clock each morn.
ing, don man fashion garb ard Join a
club that Is being formed by Miss
Sears to tramp along he Coronado
Peninsula before breakfast Miss
Sears is hopeful cf enlis ing u num-
Der of the social leaders now ut Cor
onado in The formation Of a walking
club a meeting Is 10 be held in her
apa tments for that purpose. While
heretofore II has been her pct hobby
to take long moining horseback rides.
in which she was joined by Francis
j. Carolan, a Burlingame millionaire,
She now proposes thas walking would
be better for those she intends to
enlist, as all are not equestriennes.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-02
He el,t Them Rank

Dr. Harvey W Riley. the govern.
n@nts brilliant food expert, said at
Washing on dinner, apropos OF
Easter and eggs:
"A little slum lad was convalescine
In thescOnntry. On Easter Sunday
for treat he farmers wife opened
him a couple Of now laid eggs. The
youngster, however, confined himself
20 the toast and bacon
Why. Jimmy, the farmers Wifc
cried, 'don'i you Ike your cggsg'
No, nia'am; said he. They dom
seem % have no taste nor smell ~
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-02
Oklahoma stata Manual

The Oklahoma State Manual for
1909 Is now ready. II is an encyclo.
pedla OF statistical Information. Gives
aames OF all the STATE and county of
Ulcers, their postoffice addresses
county, Judicial, congressional and
senatorial. districts, namen and nd.
dress OF members OF Constitutional
Convention; first and second legisla
ture. population wealth OF state snd
a hundred other items OF interest and
value. Price 75c. Address Leader
Printing Company, Guthrie, Okla.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-04-02
very PIauslble

Jesse Grice, mayor Of Fort Wayne,
said at recent Republican banquet.
That argument was plausbe--as
plausible as the April Fool mans
joke.
This man sat IN a trolley car on
he evening OF April 1. . The car
stopped, and two stout old ladies get
on. But as the second old lady sat
down with thud, The lights went
cut
Excuse me, madam said the
joker but you've san on the button
OH! said The old lady, She
rose and the lights flashed up again
You seer said the joker, smiling
I'm sorry, sir the old lady apol.
ogized; but ! live back to Wolf
Lake, and AIM nevee been on a
irolley before.