The Washington herald., 1910-02-06

Gussie Gardner. a cautious insurgent,
who never insurges unless he knows he
is going TO win. and Quimbo LenroOt. OF
Wisconsin. who explained that De had
to insurge or Mr., la Toilette would print
pieces about him in his paper
Marks. the Terrible Speaker.
Enter Marks. the Speaker. with stubby
heard and the ever-present cigar.
I'm a CAR he exclaimed. In the
last analysis. by the Almighty the ma
jority rules, and I'm the majority. I'm
egular. and everybody vino isn't with
me Is irregular Kick them in the stats,
l. I vote twenty-five Democrats to get a
rule through. it's politics: butt if any
body else does IT, it's treason. Listen.
Thee Was a Young SPEAKER named Cannon,
Who uicd 10 appoini a committee
Blt the insurgents got gay
And steppei on BIS features.
Oh uoodnal, spare that tree"
"Massa Speaker, please resign. pleaded
Uncle Tom
Resign? Not SO long as this good
right hand can hold the gavel, and Asher
Kinds is there TO tell me what 10 do
Resign? III quit FIRST Listen.
There vas a small bunch that usurged
And they slapped certain person on the wrist,
ET' wha 90 CONES 60 rasIgring,
TIT see .ou an iu-Kosomo
on. fireman, aiIl you kindly save my ebiid.'
After which erfusion Marks. the
Speaker. announced that he proposed TO
moderate and lacerate the whole bench.
oh. Missy Eva" cried Uncle Tom
whats to become of us? 1t is a dark
and stormy night But there is one who
should provide.
Who" Was the answering chorus.
Taft" said Uncle Tom,
Patronage Happily Restored.
Then there was an autlon sale Uncle
Tom Mu-dock sound in limb and es-
pecialIy sound in wind, attracted a bid
Of one presidential smile from Capt Butt
Various chances 10 go into a Democratic
caucus were offered for The others. but
as no guarantee was given unless the
insurgents secured the postmasterships
in their districts. the sale did not prom
Use to realize very largely. Just az the
1ot moe .l,o,, o., ~. olive, av,a, q would
be Secretary Carpenter appeared with a
proclamation Of amnesty. as follows:
Whereas iu the course n mlmau events IL be-
come, uerfssar. for q number Of insurgents 90 In-
surge. and
WHTtas said insurgents by insUging mteTfeTgd
wish the harmony ot The rergiaT', and
Nh,rsas there are more regulars than there are
iu.urs5u-s. and
Whereas ! need 'he Republican majority IN Con
gass n my bushes. and
Whereas J Htend to have II; Nov, therefore.
J. William H. Isir. as tiular head OF the Re
'ol.,lH p1.'' wv '-.'.-9 .'i.' '',,
-. -, o.. t,r, IN ~, fold and an will h.
fo-.i,4p and rslronss- restored
..uha+. ,hs+ last qp cried 1-,,la Ton,
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q.l. I'D. ,,.e.o ran.ated .,r+ no,
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I'D 9, +,,or, ,,sarl,. 60,
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raFr hoIdino- niaca ~ ME ritt1s r.,
/ in the insurgents heaven,
Railroad Men Actually Invited.
1.-THE gentlemen now about to be identi-
fed Will rise as their names are called, "
/ said President Bone, and remain stand
/ ing
Whereupon these gentlemen arose:
/ Exhibit A. George ". Boyd general passenger
agent Of the Pennsylvania Railroad.
/ LhhloI Is. .. ; %. IHotnpson' assistant 10 The
/ He''aeH' 81 Ine ooulHerh ha'lf''a'
LAhlo!' =. James d. h'''s'i'' Boston ana Alo@ny
/ I'a'nead.
Ezhiou j. D. q. stevens, PRESIDENT Of the Ches-
/ apeaks and Ohio Railroad
| There are others. including Col. Frank
| Rarl,sda1e 90 said member M tbe rIub
but these VIII sufhce. Gentlemen you
are submitted m living, burning refuta-
/ ton of a SANDER uttered by Private John
/ Allen at our last dinner that the Csridiron
( Climb omit entertaining railroad men whom
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ms '''U' C'"D ~ M Tue
| nan oi SldIl'ei On ''e Hea"' '"e 'dllIodu
NJ the table
"e"'' i>ee"ce % H""SeNe't'
/ Even though Theodore Roosevelt is in
/ far-off Africa. the club .;i,, not forgot
him, ,orfactI,- deIigItf,I and i,,,oo,,
IN, ..r ~ -
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No. af,oatj,.a,,- ronde-ed ond t,,a rar .,.s
are Good oro,o,, 70 nrfnt
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| ON the sEin 6f slaughtered balloon.
Where the lig-dig and bongo were teasing the cat