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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-02-19

william M. Fogarfy has q story
about good old Irish woman whose
SON was about to start for . triD
around the world.
She had watched him prosper with
pride. To her he was q great man.
In her fond vision she could see all
sorts OF terrible tidings coming to him
but she held her peace until he had
started for the journey. Then she be.
gan to cry. A neighbor tried to con-
sole her. but to no avail.
I'm afraid he hasn't the money "a
get back" said the mother. weeping.
He's got the money to 60 round the
world all right, but how will he ever
get back?"-Indianapolis Star.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-02-19
SUMMARY |
OF A |
Weeks EVENTS !
Latest News of Interest
Boiled Down for the
Busy Man.
PERSONAL.

Paul Morton, former secretary O
the navy, is mentioned to succee,
Whitelaw Reid as ambassador to Eng
land, but at his New York home h,
stated that he had not been Offered
the post.
Mrs. Pauline Brooks, the Oldest wo
man in New York city, who lived II
three centuries, is dead at the age O
113 years.
Clifford Pinchot, former chief forest
er. In New York interview asserts
that the conservation movement car
be carried along only through con
certed public opinion.
DR.. Frederick A. Cook, whose claim
to having discovered the north pole
was discredited by the Danish scien.
lists. and whose whereabouts for
many weeks had been complete mys.
terry, has been discovered In Bermuda.
The discovery of DR.. Cooks where
abouts was made by G. J. L. Doors
chuck of Brooklyn, who arrived at
New York from Bermuda.
The regents of the University of
Minnesota at Minneapolis received q
telegram from DR.. A. Ross Hill, presi-
dent OF the University of Missouri, de-
Ginning the presidency Of the univer.
sity.
Senator Albert ]. Beverage was the
guest Of honor at the annual banquet
OF the Indiana Republican Editorial
association in Indianapolis.
A Philadelphia artist Is painting a
portrait Of Franklin Macveagh of Chi
cago, secretary of the treasury, while
the cabinet member Is confined to his
home nursing a sore throat. The
painting Is to be hung on the wall Of
the department.
Commander Robert e. Peary ap-
peared before big audience in New
York, told about his discovery Of the
north pole and was presented with a
purse Of $4,000.
! After several conferences at the
White House Wade H. Ellis of Ohio
resigned his position as assistant to
the encouragement in the depart
ment Of Justice to accept the chair
manship Of the Republican executive
committee Of Ohio.
Charles Warren Fairbanks. former
vice-president OF the United States,
prefers addressing an American Meth.
odist congregation to having an audi
ence with Pope Plus X. He made this
preference known when the Vatican
sent him notice that II he persisted in
speaking to the American Methodists
here he would have to forego the au-
dience.
Rev. Wallace M. Stuckey. the former
Williamsburg (Kan.) minister con-
victed Of abducting Miss Lorena Suth.
erland, with whom he was arrested at
WAukegan. ILL.,. was denied new trial
at Ottawa, Kan.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-02-19
GENERAL NEWS.

President Taft, Gov. Hughes of New
York and Gov. Fort of New Jersey
were the chief speakers at the Lin.
coin day banquet of the Republican
club Of New York.
Oliver Splitter, former dock super
intendent of the American Sugar Re-
fning Company, at Williamsburg, con-
victed for underweighing frauds was
sentenced by Judge Martin in the
United States district court at New
York to two years in the federal pen
itentiary at Atlanta.
News that Khedive Abbas II. had
deserted monogamy and had secretly
married an Austrian countess has
caused great sensation throughout
Egypt Abbas II. has heretofore posed
o strict monogamist and his CON.
version to polygamy has alarmed the
aristOcratic wives Of Egypt.
At Calcutta. India. the press bill. de.
signed TO suppress the dissemination
q ansrchistic literature. was passed
~ the imperial council.
4 bin making Commander Robert y.
fvoSys ". y. Me- oloc0ver0r or the
asrtA pole. rear admiral was passed
~ The senate.
By . nearly unanimous vote, s,0ss
Svftphmsn employed on Is railroads
esntering h Chicago, members Of the
DrothsSh0od Of Railroad Trainmen, de-
sided n favor Of strike. "providing
. settlement cannot otherwise be Of
fsctsd BY the committee and grand
e6aoer."
A. vote being taken In New York
win decide whether or not . strike OF
~, 900 workers In the building trades
shall be called.
A prehistoric village has been un-
sArthsd IN Arizona BY Frank G. Ed
win, who has notified the Smithsonian
The A. B. Cockerill Smelling Com
Dany. ct Joplin, Mo-. one Of the larg.
~ sttc smelling concerns 10 theUnit- |
- States. II ON the verge Of bank
|uotcy. Confirmation of rumor 70 |
~ elfeot we made By =. ,. Coek. |
- - Nevada, No. president o. ne
ls.lDeny. ]
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-02-19

district force.
A sword presented by the United
States government in 1855 to Gen.
Santa Ana. then president Of Mexico.
10 being hawked around Mexico among
curio dealers and has been offered to
the government for $1,000
Stockraising must be generally fol-
lowed II the farmers are 10 remain
prosperous and the people are to have
cheap meat according to Louis p.
Swift. president OF Swift q Company.
packers. Mr.. Swift u one Of the
leading packers In the country and
his statement Of the case for the pack
or. issued at South 81. Paul 10 sis-
nificant.
Trades unionists At Louisville. Ky.
have authorized . committee to pro-
coed with the organisation Of bank
In order TO circumvsnt the loan agen-
cies, to which an annual tribute Of
S1.o0o.0 900 IL said to be paid.
For the first time In Missouri the
death penalty for an attack upon
woman was imposed upon two negroes,
George Reynolds and John williams.
who were hanged ct Kansas City fol-
lowing Judge Ralph 8. Latshaw's de-
ctee that he would mot "desscrate"
Friday, the day on which legal hang
ings usually take place.
Three Nome merchants. who have
arrived ct Seattle. wash., report that
tho temperature In Alaska has often
beer 10 degrees below zero ana, that
upoa ~ tSo1 fnnm Nomo to,yaldes-
NJ rhlrben1D ~ toG11 t6or per-
80 frossa y lsAA = . reslhosss.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-02-19
FuIInsss Of Living.

How foolish are we who lay waste
the best OF our powers lighting one
against another for the poorest things
that earth Affords when heaven IL
open right before VI, when In ways
available 70 the weakest the greatest
slories and highest values are to b.
found. The things for which our
hearts stsrnally hunger are ever Close
to our hands.
Too late We learn that happinesu
ana richness Of living are matters
wholly dependent on how W look q
NE and what We seek to get and dive
m Il. TO believe In goodness. to re-
loice IN life - just an hour given N
n which TO love and serve. to i've
TOR the truth before us. this IL to find
fullnsss Of. living. ~
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-02-19

There may b larger worlds. ana
grander and better worlds than this:
but this 70 great world. IT. mountains
are Gods thoughts piled up: it, prai-
RES Gods thoughts spread out: it,
rivers Gods thoughts IN motion: it,
MOVERS Gods thoughts In bloom: it,
harvests Gods thoughts n bread: it,
dewdrops Gods thoughts n pearl: ana.
whenever We look about ~, everr Oh.
3ect smiles back upoa ~ ana says: Il
em but the e1ft q grneious Fhthse
e - wtywefe esisass6I REV. sIrl
Joass. y
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-02-19

10. for ls-page illustrated Eye Book Free.
Write all about Your Eye Trouble and
they will advise as to the Proper Appli-
cation OF the Murine Eye Remedies n
Your Special Case. Your Druggist will
tell you that Murine Relieves Sore Eyes.
Strengthens Weak Eyes, Doesn't Smart.
Soothes Eye Pain. and sells for soc. Try
1t in Your Eyes and in Baby's Eyes for
6caly Eyelids and Granulation.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-02-19
consoIed.

It was after the distribution Of
prizes at Sunday school.
well. did you get prize?" asked
Johnny's mother.
NO." answered Johnny, but l got
horrible mention"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-02-19

URIOUSLY enough. in sv.
cry generation since Christ
was born there have been
large numbers of men. oft
en- followers of this very
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-02-19
Rssinol Ointment Cured When Nothing
Else Would.

I have had breaking out on my
neck every summer with something
like Eczema, and nothing ever cured
It until I used Resinol.
Barbara Carpenter, Ogden, 8. c.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-02-19

Let none Of you treat his brother In
a way he himself would dislike to be
ed.-Mohammedan
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-02-19

DR.. Detchon's Relief for Rheunatisn
relieves in six hours Why suffer? TO.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-02-19

Pompadours are responsible TO
many high-brow.
The Detroit times., 1910-06-14
Fables of Convention
The MAN WHO SPOKE TO EVERYBODY.

surprise than anger, and trundled her
wagon on without word. When ne
first addressed the plumed lady she
looked at him more In anger than sur
prise. II possible-and she too passed
On without a word.
The third time he thus addressed
the washerwoman. she ventured 4
timid smile Of fellow-feeling.
The third time he smiled good
morning" to the lady OF the plumes
she called a cop. whom she had In
reserve hiding behind a bush, and
straightaway the Misguided Man was
rinched.
When the Misguided Man was ar
raigned for the grave crime of Insult
ing a Lady, he found. to HIS utter dis
may, that he had no defense, since the
testimony OF the plaintiff, OF the officer
from the bush and his own incriminat-
ing admissions were in perfect accord
1T was clear as daylight that he had
smiled in an ingratiating way upon the
lady nay, had even gone so far as 10
lift his hat to her. And when the
court sternly inquired Of him why he
had done this thing, the Misguided
Man, having a vulgar sense OF Humor,
and being, doubtless. something less
than a perfect gentleman, looked at
the lady of the purple plumes and
blurted out:
| "Damfino,"
| Thus II was that the Misguided Man
was fined for contempt OF court as
we'll as for the grave crime Of Insult
ing Lady.
| Theys all said that the Misguided
Man was a fool or scoundrel.
| The most disheartening thing abou.
this whole affair, from the standpoint
OF the crushed Misguided Man, was
the cut direct that the washerwoman
gave him on the morning after he had
paid his fine and secured his dis.
charge. She passed him with a irien
that could not have been sitter had
her spinal cord been a rod OF chilled
iron. For the washerwoman had read
the evening papers, and putting two
end two together she had spotted the
Misguided Man as the disreputable
person mentioned in the first page
story as the Early Morning Washer.
Sure. and didn't OF have a bunch
the mon was bit ov a bug?" she said
to herself Dirty spalpeen. to be
maxim eyes and crackin' q shmile at
ivry lady on the street,"
s"They" Vide note. In tomorrows
fable under above caption.
The Detroit times., 1910-06-14
SPEAKING OF JOKERS

II "a announced that the nation es-
caped a dreadful joker when the rail-
way bill was sent TO conference. In
stead of being passed In the senate
Hill form as the insurgents desired.
That Joker Is a clause which would
appeal the whNe question TO the
courts In cases where the Interstate
commerce commission had settled the
facts. Thus the cases would be tried
over again once more than now, and
thus the railways would reap an ad-
vantage.
The surprising thing In this Is not
that the joker Is there. but that 1t was
discovered by Mr. Wickersham.
And now, while he Is joker-hunting,
let us point out to him the biggest
Joker In the bill as he Cor Geo. w.
Perkins) drew II In the first place. II
will be remembered that the bill be-
fore II was remodeled by the In
surgents and Democrats had a clause
nroyiding for the merger of roads, ap-
parently at their stocks-and'bonds
value. when one road owns a majority
~ the stock in another-as IL the case
in the Great Northern-Northern Pa
cific system, the Hartman group, the
Rock Island aggregation, and In fact
with most of the mileage of the coun
try.
Now, forgetting for a moment
about the railways. let US recall the
celebrated SO-cent gas case In New
York. In that case the supreme
court at Washington decided that a
public utility corporation has no right,
as against rate regulations. to earn
more than a fair rate OF interest on
it, plant-the actual value Of the
The Detroit times., 1910-06-14

physical property-what Ii would cost
to rebuild. Franchise values, going
value, good will and the like forms OF
blue-sky value were all cut out. IL
the plant can be rebuilt for a million
dollars, the law may cut the earnings
down TO fair return on a million, re-
CARELESS OF what the stocks-and-bonds
value of the concern may be.
For the stocks-and-bonds valuation
Is the expression In money of the
value OF the very extortion against
which the suit is brought.
Well and good. A great victory was
won. A thrill OF fear went through
the stock-waterers. They thought OF
LaFollette's plan for a physical valua-
ton OF the railways. and OF the time
when this gas decision would be in
voked against their earning more
than the physical value Of the rail-.
ways would justify.
And they looked the decision over
and found comfort in but" The
decision said that years ago the New
York legislature had allowed the gas
trust to merge with a smaller com
pany at the stocks-and-bonds valua-
ton OF the plant absorbed. This, they
said, was a contract between the gas
company and the people, or at least
an admission on the part of the PEG.
pie that the stocks-and-bonds valua-
ton OF the merged company was
proper. Securities were fioated on the
strength of this agreement Hence
the real value OF the merged company
could no longer be inquired into. The
people must forever pay on the basis
Of the merger.
Mr.. Taft and Mr.. Wickersham are
The Detroit times., 1910-06-14
SWALLOWS INK, TURNS BLUE.
IndeIlbIe Fluid Soaks Through u
Baby's Skin Surface.

AUSTIN, Tex, June 14.-After swal'
lowing indelible ink. Arthur Floyd
two years old, son Of ]. c.. Floyd, hv'
ing on San Jacinto-st., has turned blue.
His case Is the first of Its kind to
come to the notice of local physicians.
The skin of the body turned blue with
in three days after swallowing the Ink
and according to medical theory Will
remain the color as long as he lives.
The physician diagnosed his affiic-
ton as argyria, produced with q
poisoning OF the skin with nitrate OF
silver. contained In the ink he drank.
The child was found playing with q
bottle OF ink by his parents three days
ago and the physician called In. Soon
he began changing color and before
night his skin was shade between
blue and black.
The Detroit times., 1910-06-14

pie plumes and the blear-eyed poodle
and TO the lady with the little toy ex-
press wagon and the enormous wicker
basket.
II seemed to make no difference to
the Misguided Man that the lady Oh
the plumes was walking before break
fast. whereas the lady with the bas-
ket was walking after breakfast. He
did not hold it against the plumed
lady that she took breakfast 80 late {;
he spoke to her full as pleasantly rs
he did to the washerwoman who TOOK
her breakfast early.
Also he spoke pleasantly to other
people.
A very few young children answered
him In the spirit Of his salutation.
| The washerwoman. when he first ad
dressed her, looked at him more In
The Detroit times., 1910-06-14

great lawyers. The people need great
lawyers to protect them against the
Joker industry at Washington. And
now let Messrs. Taft and Wickersham
answer this question: II the merger
proposition first placed in the bill Is
restored. will II not. under the gas
case. establish the stocks-and-bonds
valuation OF the merged roads as the
capital on which we shall have to pay
forever and ever?
Is il not meant 10 head of physical
valuation In the interests OF Wall-sty
And isn't 1t the biggest joker ever
put across?
The Detroit times., 1910-06-14

A Misguided Man once took II into
his head to speak TO the folks he met
on the street.
The Misguided Man had a habit OF
walking downtown OF mornings. He
did this primarily because he liked TO,
and secondarily because 1t brough,
him a fve-cent dividend from the trac-
ton company every day. Why the
Misguided Man was possessed by the
idiotic idea OF enlivening this morning
jaunt by speaking to people to whom
he had never been introduced, doth not
appear. II is known that the man had
a liver that functioned In an amazing
way.
Be that as It may, he began to say
Good morning" quite pleasantly and
impartially to the lady OF the pur-
The Detroit times., 1910-06-14
SEEKS DIVORCE FROM NIECE
WHO Welded HIM TWICE
He Obtained Release After the First
Union, But Fails In Attempting
a Second.

DENVER, June 14.-Twice married
to her uncle, George Raymond, the
doubly related man, according to Bes-
sic Raymond. sent her out to Salt
Lake so he could get divorce for de-
sertion.
The case was tried before Judge
Greeley Whitford. but Raymond did
not get his divorce.
Mrs. Raymond declared that he had
sent her there and then failed to sup
port her or her two children.
The couple were first married In
1890. divorced In 1905, remarked in
1906 Mrs. Raymond Is the daughter
OF her huband's sister.
There are Is recognized systems OF
wireless telegraphy.
The Detroit times., 1910-06-14

letters for China, II marked
Through New York via SlDer,sn
Railroad" will get there IN hai1 Tue
time they would II sent via the fa'
cific"
The Detroit times., 1910-06-14

Health Commissioner Evans, Oh
Chicago said in recent ADDRESS Una,
While bad meat kills hundreds and
bad water thousands. bad air hiiis
hundreds OF thousands.
The Detroit times., 1910-06-14

make on others to be very careful
about the time and place, and whOi-
who In the crowd.
The Detroit times., 1910-06-14
From Another Point of View

the
ference appropriately be held in Pittsburg
altitude
dancing in
choose
The Detroit times., 1910-06-14

A permanent exhibition has been
opened by a New York engineering
society of safeguarded machines in
operation, models, charts and photo
graphs.
The Detroit times., 1910-06-14

where Cromwell was present and
heard It, This should teach people
who have unpleasant reflections to
The Detroit times., 1910-06-14
Tuesday. June IA. &
1910
AN EDITORIAL BY
CLIFFORD PINCHOT


o concsely this
AMERICANS WILL DEFEAT INTERESTS. III
inordp
The Detroit times., 1910-06-14
TODAY IN HISTORY.

June IA, 1867
Sir Harry Vane
was beheaded In
the Tower OF Lon
don. Sir Harry had
said that OnVer
Cromwell was not
honest. other peo-
pie have said the
same thing since
but Vane said IL
The Detroit times., 1910-06-14

Mrs. |. c. Booth arrived this a. M
from Blanchardville, where she mas
for the last two weeks been giving
sewing machine recitals.-Monroe'
Wis, Sentinel.
The Detroit times., 1910-06-14

The Times wants to tell fathers
and mothers Of Detroit the story OF
Frank ParkOs, or, rather, we want
,h.m 70 hear Franks story a. ne
himself tells it.
Frank lives over in Toledo and
he il one Of the very few persons
who have ever recovered from lock-
jaw.
You are the object, Of course In
The Detroit times., 1910-06-14

"What did you do In the army
"Most of the time | was In charge
Of squad OF men,
ION special duty?
mo, they were taking me 10 the
guard house
Nearly every day some millionaire
marries a poor actress, but VINO ever
heard of an heiress marrying a poor
actor?
Statistics are generally used 10
prove the things We know are not so'
Wireless telegraph operators have
organized a union.
A kidIet whose first name was
Willie,
Cat down on a cracker quite emily
Pnt the blamed thing went on,
With a wheeze and cough
Willie landed next day down In Cniie'
Al this time OF the death or Elm
neror Augustus in Rome the popula-
iion OF the earth was 54,OO0,OO0. TO.
dav the population OF the unlted
states alone Is 3O,00O.000 In excess OF
that figure.
Public life seldom stands the tes'
OF private inspection.
The sewing machine does the WORK
~ about twelve women. ,
The Detroit times., 1910-06-14

Statistics are generally used &c
nrove the things we know are not SO
The Detroit times., 1910-06-14

Wireless telegraph operators have
organized union.
The Detroit times., 1910-06-14

"Wbat did you do In the armyY'
Most OF the time l was ia charge
OF squad OF men,
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-07-14
Extravaoant Mourninu.

Pepys' diary has this on the mourn
ing customs OF the time: On Sept. -
1900. when there was mourning for
King Charles brother. the Duke Of
Gloucester. he bought pair OF short
black stockings to wear over pair Of
silk ones for mourning" Next day
"came one from my fathers with II
black cloth coat. made of my short
cloak. to walk up and down in" The
problem OF mourning for men must
have been greater than it Is now IN
those days. when ordinary masculine
costume was less somber on this oc
casion Pepys records seeing ''the king
IN purple mourning for his brother. "
There IL one mourning extravaganza
of the early eighteenth century which
would scarcely commend itself-the
soles of the shoes used TO be BACKED
st. James Gazette.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-07-14
Salad of the Shoes.

Freshmen have troubles the world
over. The "conscrits," as they are
called at the famous Ecole Polytech-
nique in Paris. are subjected to an
amusing initiation called the salad of
shoes. The freshmen report some
days before the upper class men so
that they can receive their uniforms
and become familiar with the routine
of the school. The first morning after
their tormentors return the freshmen
are aroused by a demand that they
throw their shoes out of the windows
into the courtyard. The shoes are
gathered into n heap. and. kneeling
in a big circle around this, the fresh
men are obliged TO go through some
ridiculous gymnastic movements at
the command Of their superiors. When
the study bell rings they have but a
minute to appear in the class rooms,
and it is a strenuous minute around
that pile Of shoes.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-07-14
Blamed the Last One.

A man who from all appearances
had dined well. but not wisely. bought
a ticket at the box Office Of theater
where farce was being produced In
German. The man settled comfortably
back in his seat, smiling at the pretty
stage setting and evidently prepared
to enjoy an evening of pleasant diver
sion. After IL time he began to look
worried and leaned forward in his
seat.
"Strangest thing ever sperienced," he
muttered.
A few minutes later he left the thea.
ter. At the door the ticket taker Of
fered him return.
"Nope; don't want it," he said as he
brushed it aside Guess that last
drink went to my head. Can't under
stand a blamed thing them people
a-sayin I'm gOin home TO bed
Philadelphia Times.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-07-14
Tennyson Disturbed.

This story is told in Robert ii. Sher-
ards book My Friends the French"
"A granddaughter of Wordsworth.
being full of admiration for the young
poet who was to succeed her grand
father In laureate honors. was once
taken to see Mr. Tennyson by Mrs.
Taylor the wife Of another poet Of
some distinction. Tennyson received
them very badly. showing great irri-
tation at being disturbed and when
Mrs. Taylor rallied him on his manner
he said: Madam. ! am a poor man.
and as can't afford TO buy the Times
/ hire it from the stationer's. He
charges me penny for 1t, which enti-
ties me 10 keep It for an hour. why
will people always select just that
hour 20 come and call upon me- After
which he flung out Of the room, leav-
ing Mrs. Tennyson to apologize for his
brusqucrie"