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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-02-13

| Gloria then acknowledges that she is not
Miss Bell but Miss Ring and an actress.
The father changes his mind about ac-
tresses Immediately and is also relieved
to find that George, his son, Is not en-
gagged to her, but to her sister, who is
not the stage. His son then comes
In, the father tells the son that he Is
going to marry Miss Ring, and George
says, Lets make it a double-header,
Pop. 1t takes two rings at double
wedding and here is the other" and In
PRODUCES his sweetheart. F'lossie Ring
The father then agrees to set his son
up in business in New York and he in
return. to square himself with the two
Irishmen, promises them jobs as night
Waterman and office boy. and all return
to THE Sunny Side of Broadway" This
big music show is at the Bijou all the
week with matinees Tuesday, Thursday
and Saturday.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-02-13
At the Bijou

The story of that nifty song show, THE
funny Side of Broadway" book by Grady
& voolfolk. lyrics and music by Boyle
Voolfolk, reveals a real plot.
1t deals with young, up-to-date col
lege chap who has been fired from Yale,
nd>who is engaged to young girl
named Flosse Ring. His father, a
wealthy banker and mine owner, from
Calumet Mich. has put his foot down
on the marriage, his reason being that
he thinks that she Is an actress. but he
doesn't tell his son that. She Is not an
actress, however, 1t being her sister,
Glory 4ing, who Is the actress. The
son and his sweetheart, in order to get
around the old man, take Flossie's sister,
Gloria, into their confidence, and she
agrees to try and win the old man over
for them When the father arrives the
son introduces him to Gloria. calling her
Miss Bell. at her request.
The father being SO down on his sons
experience at college, says If he can find
two men who have learned something be-
sides football, smoking cigarettes and
flirting with actresses he'll give them
each a swell job running mine. The
son tells two of his college chums about
this, so they can get the jobs. but In
the meantime catches them flirting with
his sweetheart, and to get even with
them and at the same time play n joke
on his father, he meets two Irish Ia
borers and Hebrew, and gives them
some money to buy some college suits
and sends them up to New Haven to meet
his father.
The instructions the son gives them
brings forth much laughter, as does the
scene where the two Irishmen return
from a practice football game that the
other two students have gotten them into
to beat them up for getting the jobs
away from them.
The father later catches one of the
Jrishmen making love to Gloria. whom
BY this time he has become infatuated
with, and calls the jobs off with them.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-02-13
Janpol.ki Tomorrow Night

A. Janpolski, a word-famed baritone
will be the star artist at the Treble
Clef clubs concert at the Jefferson thea
ire tomorrow night. He is not only a
great singer but as a drawing card
managers say that he has few equals on
the stage
The Treble Clef clubs chorus is always
in splendid form and it should be suffi-
cient to attract a crowd, even we're there
no other features on the programme
but in addition to Janpolski, a select
string orchestra will assist the club.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29

the wonderful connecting tunnels
are really, as in so many apparently
well-thought-out pieces of animal
architecture, merely the result OF
circumstances. In digging out the
den the mole has TO get rid of the
earth removed somehow, and the
fortress" is TO a large extent simply
due to the necessity for the upward
discharge of this material at the
surface of the mole-hill.
The construction of the said mole
hills is one of the sins which are
laid to the mole's account; they
damage the blades of the farmers
moving machines and destroy the
nice smooth surface of his fields.
Add to this the result of roots OF
plants of the mole's driving his tun-
nels among them, and the enmity of
farmers to the mole is easily under
stood. That he is not Indispensable
to the farmer is proved by the fact
that Irish farmers manage to do
without his assistance. for there are
no mOles in Ireland, and yet his
friends claim that he really is a very
useful animal. His engineering oper-
ations. at any rate, provide surface
drainage. and for at least half a
dozen centuries his "hills" have
been valued as top-dressing for the
fields which they disfigure, while his
attacks on Toot-destroying grubs like
those of cockchafers and wireworms,
go far to Offset the harm he Incl
dentally does to roots.
In spite of what is thought of
him and done TO him. however, the
mole holds his own; his mate, every
spring. brings forth a litter of four
to six pink-skinned. naked young,
and by his underground way of life
he escapes good many dangers.
Indeed, man, now his worst enemy
has also been his best friend, not
only by providing suitable ground
for his operations. but also by his
persecution of owls, buzzards and
ravens. stoats and weasels, with all
of which the mole has to reckon inI
the. natural way, when events putt
him within their sphere OF opera
lions.
There is a story of a philanthro
pist who felt so sorry for the dark
ling life led by the moles on his
estate that he had electric lights laid
in their burrows, from which play
full anecdote We may infer that the
common impression is that moles are
miserable. But this can hardly be-
so; it must be a fine thing to be a.
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out of Sight.

eyes," said a travelling man last
night. II was once out of sight of
land on the Atlantic ocean twenty
one days" There was a small-sized
crowd sitting around. Another man
spoke up. "On the Pacific ocean one
time | did not see land for twenty
nine days" he said. A little bald
headed man knocked the ashes from
his cigar. Il started across the
Kaw river at Topeka in a -skiff
once" he said, "and was out OF
sight of land before / reached the
other side" Jaw, come off," said
the man who had told the first tale.
THE Kaw isn't more than 800 feet
wide at Topeka" II didn't say it
was" said the little bald-headed
man quietly. "The skin turned over
and l sank twice. Denver Post.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29

New York, Dec. 29.-Mrs. Au-
gusia T.. stetapu. the ex-communi-
Gated leader of the First Church OF
Christ scientl,t. In this city. does
not recognize the power OF mortal
mind. such as that possessed by the
directors OF the Mother Church of
the Christian Science cult In Boston,
TO torrlfy the standard bearer of
truth by threats and inyectiyes."
She believes that the directors IN
Boston have shown no signs as yet
Of understanding the Divine Meta
physics as taught by Mary Baker
Eddy. and she does not admit their
power TO deny her the fruits OF her
persistent study OF the precepts of
Mrs Eddy.
Mrs Stetson gave the first state
mcnt OF her attitude toward the d.
roctors In Boston that she has made
since her accommodation. more
than year ago. In this she sets
forth fully understanding of truth
10 triumph over the carnai mind. %
aud says the battle between truth
and the unreal is inevitable.
Statement Carries Significance.
She also includes this significant
statement:
Great demands have been made
upon me by large body q students
from every walk OF lie. which have
forced me TO gain an understanding
OF the science of mind which has
uncovered 20 mo the subtle aud false
claims of the workings OF the carnal
mind or malicious magnetism. While
] see this as a false claim. / wrestlo
with Il aud. through the power OF
Christ's consciousness. make II UNI
real ! know by spiritual conscious
ness when l am attacked by mali
cious mental malpractice In It's
efforts 90 destroy my usefulness, To
intimidate or discourage me.
My defense Is the sword OF the
splrit-the word OF God the decla-
ration that God Is the only power
aud the only presence; that divine
love nils all space: that there Is no
power or presence opposed TO God
nor TO man. who reflects Him. Evil
In all It's forms Is poworless To over
come good and must disappear and
leave the field 10 love. which nlls
all space. This Is the mental de-
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29
UNIQUE CONTEST
MAYFIELD AND HOPKINSVILLE
SUNDAY SCHOOLS.
Mayiield Won ON Attendance by 537
hut Hopkinsville Led in Collec-
ton by S72.35.

In the contest between the Sum
day schools of the Christian churhces
of Mayield and Hopkinsyille to see
which could secure the largest total
attendance and collection for the
three months of October. November
and December, the Mayfleld Sunday
school won out in point of attend
ance with a margin of 537, but Hop
kinsyille won on the collection by
the neat amount OF $72.35. The
contest closed last Sunday.
The Hopkinsville school claims
that the result was an even break
with the practical benefits in their
favor. To secure the large attend
ance Mayfeld sought to secure the
cooperation on the last two sun
days of other denominations of that
town. Here the workers confined
their efforts to their own church
and feel that under these circum-
stances the showing Is most encour-
aging, and Superintendent Campbell
and other officers of the school are
being warmly complimented. The
I big lead in collection gained by the
school Is also source OF much
qualification as IL is regarded as one
Of the most practical results that
could come from the contest.
This agreed and frienGiy contest
began between these two schools on
Sunday, October 2. 1910. MIR. w.
n. Brisendine is the superintendent
OF the school at Mayfield and Mr.. G.
L. Campbell Is the superintendent
of the Hopkinsyille school
AS the contest progressed the in
terest increased and never Jagged
until the close Of the last day when
an official count was turned in.
The total attendance for the thir-
teen Sundays at Mayleld was 4.S27.
general average of 371, and the
total collections was $334.97. an
average each day of $500.
The total attendance at the Hop
kinsyille school was 4.29O. an aver
age for each Sunday of $50. and
the total collections amounted to
$4O7.26. an average for each sun
day Of S31.S3.
The final result was that Mayiield
was winner in attendance by 537
and Hopkinsyille ON collections by
$72.35.
The attendance at Mayfleld Sun
day was S42 and at Hopkinsville
45l. making a total for both schools
on the last day OF .293.
The attendance of both schools OF
the - weeks combined, was 9.ll7
aud the grand total in collections
was S74Z.57.
This was a very unique contest
and resulted in both schools having
large attendance. New Era.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29
A simple Safeguard ror Mothers.

Mrs. ID. Gilkeson, 500 Ingles ave-,
Youngstown, Ohio, gained wisdom
by experience. ''My little girl had a
severe cold and coughed almost con-
tinuously. My slste- recommended
Foley's Honey and Tar The first
dose / gave her relieved the infame
nation In her throat and after using
one bottle her throat and lungs were
entirely free from Inflammation.
Since then | always keep a bottle of
Foley's Honey and Tar in the house.
Accept no substitutes Gilbert's drug
store.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29
TAKE CAIsEy

Remember that when your kidneys
are affected, your life is in danger.
M. Mayer, Rochester, N. Y, says:
"My trouble started with a sharp
shooting pain over my back which
grew worse daily. l felt sluggish and
tired. my kidney action was irregu-
lar and infrequent. 1 started using
Foley Kidney Pills. Each dose
seemed to put new life and strength
into me, and now l am completely
cured and feel better and stronger
than for years. GilbeTt's drug store.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29
No false prcte

No false prctcnsc has marked the
career OF Ely's Cream Balm. Being
entirely harmless. III not RESPONSE
bile like the catarrh snuffs and
powders, for minds shattered by CO
oa,ne. The great virtue of Ely's
Cream Balm Is that II speedily and
completely overcomes nasal cataarh
and hay fever. Back of this state
nent is the testimony of thousands
and reputation OF many years sue
cess. All druggists, soc. or mailed
by Ely Bros. sc Warrent Street,
lew York.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29

Policemen all over the world use
7 u. Policemen stand on their feet
all day and know what sore, tender,
sweaty. swollen feet really mean. They
use TIZ because TIZ cures their feet
right up. It keeps feet i'm perfect con-
Read what this policeman has
10 say: ~ was surprised and delighted
with TiZ for tender feet. I hardly
know how % thank you enough for "a.
ft's superior 10 powders or piasters. 4
can keep my feet In perfect condition.
Relieve Ia my earnest gratitude for
TIZ. \ am a policeman and Keep ON
my feet all day."-Emzy HarreI,, AUS
tin. Texas.
You never tried anything like TIZ
before for your feet. 10 is different
from anything ever before sold.
TlZ Is not a powder. Powders and
other foot remedies clog up the pores
TIZ draws out all poisonous eXuda-
tions which bring on soreness OF the
feet. and is the only remedy that does
riZ cleans out every pore and glori-
nes the fcet-your feet.
You'll never limp again or draw mp
your face in pain and you'll forget
about your corns, buniOns and call
louses You'll feel like a new person
TIZ Is for sale at all druggists at %
cents per box. or II viii be sent you
direct ~ you wish from Walter Luther
Dodge s Co. Dodge Bldg, Chicago. Ill.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29
This is Pretty Heavy Stuff; But
Ii You Can Understand It-.-?
DENIES She sought Power.

Tense of a Christian Scientist and
rs not malpractice"
Denies She Sought Power.
In making the full statement of
her position taken since her eN-com-
munication Mrs. stetson took oeca-
sion 10 enter a formal denial of GER
tain published statements which
credited her with aiming at leader
ship over the Christian Science
church
In her full statement Mrs. stetson
said:
The great Master metaphysiclan,
Jesus. the Christ. gained a sublime
victory over the material senses. the
world. the flesh. and evil lie is
our example. our leader. Mrs. Eddy,
discovered and founded Christian
Science through her apprehension OF
the superiority OF spirit over matter
or the divine consciousness over the
material senses.
Progress Is the law of the in
finite. As truth urges her claim
upon mortals. she meets resistance
from the carnal mind. Only the
danntlessly brave, who have enlist
ed In this warfare. dare TO encoun-
ter the hostility OF the relentless
Zoe To Christ-the carnal mind. The
battle Is ON Tor the supremacy of
immortal mind over the mortal, ma-
tcrial senses. / have no fear for the
result Truth is always the victor.
Always Loyal Co Mrs. Eddy.
II have never for moment dur
ing the . years wavered IN my ale
glance 10 my leader and teacher,
Mr.. Eddy. Could she for 25 years
have walked with a faithful. obe-
dent student and fOrsaken such In
the crucial hour when that student
was standing for the spiritual
realityg
"A believe / am demonstrating the
spiritual law or power of omnipo-
tent love against opposing forces In
the realm OF mortal mind. | believe
am obedient to the law OF divine
utiNu N'fhhn' nave utuloiHiiaA'h
the power of the Christian mind
over nearly every disease to which
flesh Is heir.
n have not yet attained TO the
heights of spiritual power. but 1
have gained sufficient to meet this
hour.
To-day Il Is a question of ecclesi-
astlcal control or despotism. Official
domination. or material sense, as
opposed 10 individual understanding
and spiritual sense.
Sees Final Test of Merit.
In my teaching and practice |
am closely following the text book
OF Christian Science. as | have done
for 20 years This book is con-
tinually unfolding to me the won
ders hidden from the foundation of
the world In the law of God. but
now made manifest In the operation
of that law or mind force to those
who can discern il. who work for
Il. and utilize II in gaining their
freedom from the bondage of sin.
sickness and death. Only the works
will prove whether it is / or the
directors of the mother church who
understand this law sufficiently to
demonstrate It,"
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29

General Howard was an invited
guest at dinner given by a boys
patriotic club You eat very we'll,
my boy" said the general to a
doughty young trencherman. 'ff you
love your flag as well as your dinner
youth make a good patriot"
Eyes. sir" said the boy; shut I've
been practising eating ~ years, and
| amt owned gun but six months "
From Success Magazine.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29

A Sunderland (England) town
Councillor who referred to the North
Sea as the German Ocean" at a
meeting of the Council. was prompt
~ and noisly called to order by all
his fellow members.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29
GET THE GENUINE ALWAYS.

A substitute is a dangerous make
shift especially in medicine. The
genuine Foley's Honey and Tar cures
coughs and colds quickly and is in a
yellow package. Accept no substi-
tutes. Giiberts drug store.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29
The Crouch.

The Crouch.
"Laugh and the world calls you fool
fish,"
'In that case what do you recon-
mend?"
"kick."
'Kick?'
Eyes. for then 1t will get busy and
either take you in or fire you out"
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29

So Thoughtful.
81 feel so thankful TO the owners of
the Mayfiower."
Because they brought over the pill
grimsY
"No. not that so much"
'Why. then?"
Because they didn't name It the
June Bugy"
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29
Get Il Early.

"Do you believe we will ever have
a universal language?"
at is here now"
"Who talks it?'
"All the babies in the world"
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29
Unfounded Anxiety.

"Why do you look so distressed. my
poor man-because you are hungry"
Partly, ma'am."
"Partly?"
eyes, ma'am."
"Lnd what is the further reason?"
81 am oppressed by fear"
"Of whatY'
"That l shall disgrace my relatives
by dying rich"
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29

mole, because not only are moles
very abundant. but several beasts of
quite distinct orders have developed
on the lines of mOlishness.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29
Since John
Quit Drinking
By Johns Wife
BY Johns Wife

Tn the happiest nttle woman.
Ia an this Little ioNni
And my mUfrY iaugh ard fingina.
TaEes the place III sIfh and fr.Nn.
Ior IOnN mas QUIZ HIS nhlNkIN3
Andia IKE himself once more.
Aud the world h Just parailse
Win such happiness Ia siorei
One day read some vorsea--
s'Mary's Miracle" the name.
And said. that's John cXactly,
And I'm send and get the sans.
30 | sent for GOLDEN REMEDY,
CAS- sly as sly could bel
Aud put Il IN Johns supper
Aud put Il In his tea
And h didn't taste little bii,
Had uO door, 80, you see
twas smootbcst kiud OF sailing
For nttlc Doctor Me.
Aud watched and prayed and waited,
land cried some, 100, gucssi.
Aud ! didu't have the greatest faith,
I'm ashamed now 10 confess.
And John never thought a minute,
Ne was being cured OF drink,
Aud soon he's as wen as any one,
II makes me cry 10 think
just makes me cry for gladncss,
I'm 20 proud 90 be bis wife
Since be !. cured Of drinking,
And leads /. pice, new life.
"slncc Joan he quit a-drinklngi"
cant say "a times enough
And hates and loathcs a liquor
As be would poison stun.
And when tny my prayers az night
As thankful as can he
4 pray for John the most Of all
Then GOLDEN REMEDY.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29

A Mystery.
ST can find water with crooked
stick" said the active little man.
Can you indeed?" said the person
with the large red nose.
'You bet CAM
'What do you want to find water
for?'
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29

wonder where the comet strayed
That caused so big a fuss.
And all that talk and furore made,
And IL Il misses us.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29

Arranged IN a straight line. the
railways Of the world would reach TO
the moon and back again.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29

When two souls nave but single
thought the thought is to the effect
that they Sss affinities.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29

flame need not expect her to get I'D
and kindle the kitchen fire.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29
Never on Foot.

eve want men from every walk 10
life ON the committee"
"Every walk?
"That Is what l said"
"rhen you are going to leave out the
autolsts."
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29

Ever notice how narrow-minded a
chesty man Is likely Ia be-
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29

Every man knows what he would
do-until the time arrives for doing
ii.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29
He's a Civil Engineer.

The mole has long been justly
celebrated for his engineering feats
in the way of fortress-building.
There is, of course. great deal Of
variation in detail, and, with the ex-
ception of what the artist has so
well called "the emergency exit"
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29

When Is IT good thing to lose your
temper?--When It's a bad one.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-29
Home Treatment For Drunkards

OdorIess and Tasteless = Any Lady Can
Give It secretly at Home In Ten,
C0fiee or Food.
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Tense Of a Christian Scientist and
IL not malpractice"
Evening journal., 1910-07-02
COM. BISPHAM
IS NON-PLUSSED

Commander Bispham who was appoint
ed chief OF the Fourth Light House Dis
trict under the new law passed by Con-
gress, was at his Office here to-day
lie said he could not explain why he
"a navy officer, had been appointed in
charge Of the lighthouse work here when
army officers had been appointed in all
the other districts. He said he supposed
he would remain In charge until the civil
ian engineer is appointed as inspector in
the district which the new law requires
IL was said to-day that when the civil
ian engineer is appointed for the light
house district that Major r. r. Ray
mond, United states engineer in charge Of
river and harbor Improvements here
would probably be appointed consulting
engineer Of the lighthouse district IN
addition to his present Office
IL is said that the Philadelphia ONCE
where the work governing the buoys and
lighthouse supplies is done. will be re-
moved to Wilmington and that both light
house Offices would be combined The Of
fee here has had to do with the erec-
tion and repair Of lighthouses.
Evening journal., 1910-07-02

j. IA. Pardee. of New York, has TAX
en- charge in behalf OF the new COM
pany as acting general manager, and
his assistant is L. II. ConkliD, also
of New York They viii take up their
residences here. The company will
have its vain offices at No. 6O3 Mar
lSet street, where the Wilmington City
Electric Company has had its Offices.
rhe Office OF the Wilmington Light
and Power Company at No. S3S Mar
ket street will be closed Mr.. Pardee
az his Office this morning was in ac-
tive command.
Mr.. Pardee said tnat the company
eventually will do everything possible to
improve the railway system. New cara
will be put on wherever necessary. he
said, but it Is too early to say Just what
VIII be done. as conditions will be stud
led thoroughly before anv move is made
I'm the way Of improvements PR. Pardee
said he had that so far as he knew there
had been no consideration Of the aboN-
ton Of strip tickets or the curtailment
OF transfer privileges
I'VE think Wilmington Is TO develop
rapidly" he said. and we propose o
grow with the city and give as good ser
vice as it is possible.