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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03
OUR LATEsr rrrADNoUGHr.
Boston Trnnscrint.

ITU"OOII IItIsCTIUls
With the launching OF the Utah sc
have another dreadnought, a fact that
should make those who have been reao-
ing alarming literature and dreaming
OF invasion. sleep d little more COM
fortably o nights. When the UIGns
sister ship the Florida, goes into Lnv
water. the list of states available for!
naming vessels OF this class Will be
pretty near exhausted. 1t is proposed
TO make room for Texas. by changing
the old Texas to the Dallas. The paint
brush has made changes in the names
OF the single turreted monitors thai
leave room for a few states to be repre-
sented IN a battleship nomenclature.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03
CONSIDER THE PICTURE.
San Francisco Chronicle.

Colonel Roosevelt having been elect
cd to associate membership in the
French Academy of Moral and Political
Sciences. will be entitled. when deliver
ing lectures at the Sorbonne, to wear
the plumcd hat of an acadcmIcian, a
pearl-handled sword and n suit en-
broldered with green palms.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

DR.. Cook is said to be In secluslon
until this north pole controversy blows
over. That is all very well in way,
but every time he re-appears 1t Will
begin to blow again. Permanent Sc
clusion Is the only way to lay the
wind of controversy.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03
SURGEONS IN ACTION.
Philadelphia Press.

We may be thankful that it was our
surgeons and not our marines who were
called into action at Bluefelds. Our war
vessels arrived in Nicaraguan waters In
time to give surgical aid to the wound
cd followers of Zelaya and Estrada. re-
specuvely.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

Several city employees have discov-
cred suddenly that their private busl~
ness has grown so large that they can
not remain in the public service. Their
private gain is hardly the public's loss.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

The treasury department has declined
an offer to purchase the steamer Roose-
welt. in which Commander Peary made
his last trip to the arctic regions pre-
paratory to his dash To the north polo.
No offer for the steamer in which DR..
regions preparatory to his dash TO the
north pole has been received or VIII
be declined
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03
JUST FOR FUN

What good resolution are you going
to make this year?"
mot to make any."-Baltimore
Pricilla asked John Alden why he
did not speak for himself.
You won't got chance later" she
warned.
Nothing daunted. he forthwith pop
ped.-New York Sun.
I'VE must learn to save our pennies"
said the thrifty man.
That's easy" answered his wife
"All the shops are careful to hand
you few coppers' change when you
give them a dollar ll."-Washington
Star.
The Hunter-O. I beg your pardon!
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

The Illinois state food commission Is
trying to find out what is ice cream"
1t might as well try to find out what
hash is or what constitutes the con-
tents of a boys pocket.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

Estrada and Madriz regard each
other as undesirable citizens. And
each is right from his own point OF
view.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

Frederick Harrison snys that 1t was
Joseph Chamberlain that sold out the
lords. Put the screws to them. SO to
speak
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

Summed up. the proposition to turn
over to the department of agriculture
the care of the watersheds owned by
the city amounts to this: If the city
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

Putting the saloon councilman at
the head of the waterworl1s depart
ment is fine touch irony
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

Secretary Ballinger's attitude in the
forestry controversy is said to be alb
solutely correct. But can Mr.. Pinchot
be convinced that his policy is?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

There is ever a tinso of disappoint-
ment when one is prepared for an
emergency and 1t doesn't happen.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

Will the New Year at any time see
the Standard Oil trust dissolved. or
near dissolved?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

All who learn to play the plano have
to face the music. They are a cour-
ageous lot.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

; Her celluloId comb took fire"
Gracious, Did she have 1t on?"
Yes"
did 1t smoke much ?"
Just a couple OF puffs-"-Clevelant
lain Dealer
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

Those who make fortunes do not
work half so hard as those who barely
make a living.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03
NEW NEWS OF YESTERDAY

Bv ]. e. Edwards.

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the
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In
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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

Those who raise the price of food
stuffs are adopts in making the worse
appear the, better side.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

President Hadlcy of Yale is for foot
ball. Sure. 1t is football that makes
Yale famous.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

Zelaya is begging for his son-in-
laws freedom. He should be content
to have his own.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

Every man should do his part, even
the bald headed man.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

1t is an easy matter to tell the ages
Of girls named Ethel and Dorothy. The
Ethels are older than the Dorothys.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

If people believed more in them
selves and less in fate they would ac-
complish more.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

A long pull, a strong pull, and all
for Salt Lake in 1910.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

1t doesn't take direct primary long
to develop into n directed primary.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

1t is just as easy to write 1910" as
"1So9," and it is much more up-to-datc.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

1t wasn't Happy New Year for the
East African animals.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

Provo went dry the first of the year.
May there be no leaks.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

'ne sunday scnool class was singing
....u ~ &c an Angel" why
is louder. Bobby2" I'm
ioud as 1 feel" explained
.-DeLneator.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

from a sense of duty doesn't admire
him.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

will bear all the expense the depart
ment will do all the bossing.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

"A woman who adn,ires her husband
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

I mlstook you for a deer.
The Native-No harm done, mister.
reckon I'd n bin safe enough II
mistook me for a barn door
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

miss Violet" said the handsome
young professor OF vocal culture. you
must put more heart into your voice.
Let 1t be free and more spontaneous
why, professor" she said, bringing
her lovely eyes to bear upon him,
"my heart is entirely free!-Chicago
Tribune
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

Don't resolve; just try.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-03

Badger-I say, Broker. you were
medical student before you took to the
market. Now. what would you do II
a man came to you with a bad case
OF swollen fortune?
Broker-I would Immediately try to
reduce the swelling by manipulation.
Boston Transcript.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-01-12
PARTICLES CAMPAIGN
IS WAGED IN BOSTON
CIV Associated Preas.)

AG0OClaISO
Boston, Jan. 11.-Boston to.
day, in the first partyless election
held under a new charter, elected
former Mayor John F. Fitzgerald to
again fill the mayors chair, this time
for a four year term, giving him
46,96S otes and a plurality of 1,494
over his nearest opponent, James j.
Storrow, a banker and former pres
ident of the chamber of commerce
and formerly chairman of the school
board.
The most remarkable feature Of
the election to many was the small
vote of 1888 given to the present
mayor, Geo. A. Hubbard, who receiv-
ed $4,000 votes two years ago, be-
ing elected on Reform" ticket
over Fitzgerald. The fourth mayor.
atty aspirant, Nathaniel H. Taylor,
found only 629 supporters.
The campaign, noteworthy in
many ways, was easily Boston's
greatest. A record total vote, IS ,125
more than "a per cent Of the total
registration was cast.
Mr.. Fitzgerald won in spite of the
fact that not one OF the daily news
papers of the city advocated his elec-
ton. He based his campaign Of a
plea for vindication, his previous
term in Office having been conspic-
uous for the exposure, by the finance
commission, of graft among a num-
Der of his subordinates in the city
hall. Like Mr.. Storrow, he is
democrat in national politics and has
been a democrat also heretofore in
the local politics.
Under the new charter, the ballots
bore no party designations but only
the candidates name and street ad-
dress.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-01-12

embodied in laws of general applica-
ton cannot be regarded properly as
discriminatory against the United
States and that it would be as reas-
enable to expect America to repeal
or suspend the pure food law as to
require the German government to
disregard the provisions of the ami
NAL importation act.
Just what this fight will mean IS
revealed by the statistics of the
German-American trade for 1908,
which are the latest in the possession
of the state department. Germany
sent to America in that year goods
valued at over one hundred and six
ty million dollars, two thirds of
which were dutiable, and on these
would apply an increased tariff rate
of twenty-five per cent.
On the other hand, America ship.
ped to Germany, our second best Gus
toner among nations, no less than
three hundred million dollars worth
of products.
Many Of these will have to pay
increased rates of duty after Febru-
airy z, though not all. But in 1908,
twenty nine million dollars worth Of
American wheat entered Germany
and this must pay a penalty of two
marks for each hundred kilogram-
mes this year, which would probably
result in the transfer of all Of this
trade to Argentine, Canada and Rus
STA.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-01-12
AN ENDERLIN MAN
WAS ELECTR0CUTED

Enderlin, Jan. 11.-Our city was
Mortified to hear the news that the
body of Richard E. Adams had been
found at the electric light plant lying
cold in death. AS no one was with
him at the time, the manner in
which he met his untimely demise is
a matter of conjecture. However,
every circumstance surrounding the
sad affair indicates that it purely
accidental. Mr.. Adams went on duty
in the early hours of the morning
and about $3.50 o'clock, E. A. Fletcher
passing by the plant, noticed that
the street lights were still on. He
stopped and entered the plant for
the purpose of joshing Mr.. Adams
about trying to compete with old Sol
when he was Mortified to see his body
lying just behind the big switch
board. Realizing instantly that
something unusual mad happened he
fastened for medical assistance.
Upon the arrival of the physician, it
was found that he was beyond all
human aid although everything pos
sible was done to resusticate him.
The remains were removed to w. G.
Engles undertaking rooms and
friends and relatives notified.
From all appearances, it would
seem that Mr.. Adams was in the act
of transferring an insulated live wire
from one switch board to the same
one in another position. In doing so
he used pair Of steel nippers with
knife attachment. He evidently
grabbed the wire with the nippers
for the purpose of pulling it into
place and in the hurry of the mo.
ment, he caught the wire in the
knife attachment. The blades cut
through the insulation and the full
current of 100 volts shot through
the body Of the unfortunate victim,
he having no rubber gloves on, no
rubbers and standing on the damp
ground. The inevitable result was
as stated. The palm of his right
hand was badly burned and the nip.
pers were found hanging on the wire
thus substantiating the theory ad.
vanced.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-01-12
Doubtful Praise,

A fullback in football team once
had the misfortune to put the bali
through his own goal. This regretta.
Bile error lost his side the game, and
he suffered agonies Of self reproach
on the long journey home.
'Im no more use than q chocolate
footballer," he said to his sweetheart;
who had Travelled many miles to SEQ
him play. "A slip of boy from school
would have shaped better than did,"
Nov, George. l won't let you say
such horrid things about yourself!'
declared his loyal sweetheart. you've
no idea how popular you are. I heard
q gentleman praising you up to tho
skies this afternoon"
''Never!' emphatically exclaimed the
incredulous player.
"Oh, but it's quite truew she said
proudly. HE said you'd brought his
club the best bit Of luck they'd had for
ages. and he heartily wished you were
playing against them in every match"
Exchange.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-01-12
new RECORDS
CONTINUED from page ~

planes in the air at the same time
breasting a stiff wind that sported
dangerously with the delicate crafts,
furnished thirty thosuand spectators
at the aviation field an exciting fin.
ale to an afternoon that promised
to be rather tame.
Edgar Smith, Californian, who
constructed an aeroplane something
on the order of the late Prof. Lang
ley's model, was the victi moi the
first serious accident of the meet
this afternoon. Smith was tuning
up his machine for his first ATTEMPT
at flight and was struck down by the
metal blades of the propeller. His
head was severely gashed and his
left arm was broken.
Summary:
Curtiss, in Curtiss bi-plane es-
taol1shed worlds record for speed
with passenger-f1fty.f1ve miles an
hour.
Curtiss-1n Curtiss machine.
broke the worlds record for time
consumed in getting into the air 6 2-5
seconds.
Curtiss-1n Curtiss machine.
broke the worlds record for short
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-01-12
CO. A IS TO CAMP
With The REGULARS
DISPATCH SAYS FORT RILEY HAS
Been DESIGNATED AS OUT
ING GROUNDS.
Expected That $1,000 Troops Will
Take Part in Maneuvers - Cover
Period Of One Month.

The following Associated Press dis
patch will be of interest to the local
militia men and their friends:
Omaha, Neb., Jan. 11.-1nstauchons
were received yesterday at the head
quarters of the department Of Mis-
souri, to arrange for maneuver camp
and a camp of instructions for the
departments CT Missouri and the Dar
kotas to be held tt Fort Riley, Kan,
and a maneuver camp at Fort D. A
Russell Wyoming. They are to be-
gin in September next and continue
a month. The militia organizations of
Kansas, Nebraska, Missouri, Iowa,
North and South Dakota and Mime.
sofa are to unite with the regulars at
Fort Riley.
Fully $4,000 troops will take part
in the maneuvers.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-01-12

want the speaker to direct their leg
isla ton.
Representative Names, of West
Virginia, in reply declared that the
house already had the power in the
daily regular order of business to
seek a change of reference.
The resolution as reported, carried
committee amendment providing
that $50 much of the message as re-
lates to the judiciary" be referred
to the judiciary and $50 much of the
message as relates to interstate COM
merce" be referred to the committee
on Interstate and foreign commerce.
Thus the speaker would be given the
power to determine to which commit
tee should go the section of the mes
sage relating to the proposed Unit
ed States court of commerce and
the section relating to the federal
incorporation of corporations doing
an interstate business. Representa-
tive Garrett of Tennessee offered an
amendment specifically referring to
federal charters to the committee on
judiciary. Mr.. Payne said provision
for such reference already was made
by the resolution.
The Garrett amendment was lost
and then the resolution itself was
agreed to by a viva voce vote.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-01-12
STOMACH Distress
and DYSPEPSIA GO

As there is often some one In your
family who suffers an ettack OF 1nd1-
pestion or some form of stomach
trouble. why don't you keep some
Dia3epsin in the house handy?
This harmless blessing will digest
anything you can eat without one
slightest discomfort, and overcome
sour, gassy stomach five minutes al
ter. -
Tell your pharmacist to let you
read the formula plainly printed on
these 50-cent cases of Pape's Diapep-
sin, then you will readily see why 1t
makes Indigestion, SOU stomach
heartburn and other distress go In
five minutes and relieves at once
such miseries as belching of gas,
eructations of sour and undfgested
food, nausea, headaches, dizziness,
consultation and other stomach dis
orders.
Some folks have tried SO long to
find relief from indigestion and dys-
pepsia or an out of order stomach,
with the common, everv day cures ad-
vertised, that they have about made
10 their minds that they have some
thing else wrong, or theirs is case
Of nervousness, gastritis, catarrh OF
the stomach or cancer.
This, no doubt, is a serious mis-
take. Your real trouble is. what YOU
eat does not digest; instead, it fer
ments and sours. turns to acid. gas
and stomach poison, which putrefy
in the digestive tract, and intestines,
and, besides, poison the breath with
nauseous odors.
A hearty appetite. with thorough
digestion, and without the slightest
discomfort or misery of the stomach,
is waiting for you as soon as you de-
eide to try Pape's Diapepsin.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-01-12
DENIES RUMOR OF
SCARCITY OF BEEF

Denver, Jan. 11.-President H. A.
Jastro Of the National Live Stock
association and Muroo Mackenzie of
Trinidad, Colo, the vice president,
denied this afternoon that there is
any danger of shortage of beef in
the United States.
In addresses before the association
they declared that as long as $780,
100000 worth of beef is exported
from America each year, there is no
danger of a shortage.
''The price Of beef in Chicago is
regulated by the price received for
our surplus cattle shipped abroad"
said Mr.. Mackenzie. "The howl that
present prices are putting beef be-
yond the reach of the poor man is
unwarranted. 1t is true that if the
consumer demands the choice cuts
he must pay for them but good beef
Is within the reach of all.
Had 1t not been for the increase
in value of their lands cattlemen
could not have continued in the bus
mess at prices that have prevailed
In the past. At present prices,
stockmen are just beginning to real
ize fair returns of their Investments
What we would advocate is better
cattle, not more of them. It is a
terrible mistake to urge farmers and
homesteaders to enter the cattle
business"
resolution requesting the breeders
association and range associations
of the country to combine to improve
the breed of range cattle was adopt
ed.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-01-12

distance covered in run before
leaving ground" SO feet.
Paulhan-In a BIeriot monoplane,
failed in an attempt at the worlds
height record, making but 400 feet.
Paulhan-In a Bleriot monoplane
carried a passenger twice around the
field, a distance of three and quar-
ter miles.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-01-12
indian OFFICERS
ARE LET OUT
<By Associated Press.)


Washington, Jan. 1O.-Secretary
Ballinger, of the interior department
has suspended from Office Superin.
tendent John l.. Benedict, Of the five
civilized tribes OF Oklahoma, and
three supervisors as the result of an
investigation which has disclosed "a
disgraceful condition." affecting the
material and normal welfare of the
schools.
AS result of the investigation
which the interior department has
been carrying on for some time and
which will be continued, other Off.
Gals of the Indian service may suf-
fer a like fate.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-01-12
Thu Patient Man.

Mr.. Henpeck had hesitated Ions
while about doing this bold thing, but
he felt that now was the time or
never. Dear" he said. in very
timid voice, II wish you wouldn't call
me Leo any more"
"Why not?" demanded his wife ex'
plosively. "'Leo' is your given name. "
Il know. my dear. but 1t makes my
friends laugh when you call me that.
/ was thinking you might call me
Job Just for y pet name."-Catholic
Standard and YtEses.