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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-08-21

Ting different operas together in the
midst of bang-up target galleries and
1000 bark-gentlemen lecturing about
the boiled dogs which they sell for
food. Multiply this noise by So roller
coasters e. chute-shooting devices, add
the happy screams of many maidens
gracefully humping bumps to the ad-
miration of all, don't forget to include
the speil-conversation of 211 Orators
and the result Of all these figures equals
Coney Island minus the gate receipts,
which are extra.
In the midst of this enthusiasm / halt
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-08-21
The H0bbIe Skirt.

<STHE hobble skirt, the jupe entravee.
is very pretty and graceful new
fashion, but 1t is rather inconvenient."
said Miss Ethel Barrymore at a dinner In
Bristol, X. l.
This skirt is exceedingly tight from
the knees down, but for that matter II IL
tight all over A young woman In one OF
these hobbIe skirts came out OF Sherrys
on a spring afternoon and proceeded.
with some difficulty, to enter her motor
car.
...What do you think OF that skirt
a man who was passing said TO his com
panion.
LIT reminds me- the other answered.
of the bridge trains in the rush hours.
Standing room only, and very little OF
thatv"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-08-21
1F6eo: F6vR Q7uzhsss5 I R'teA zaA1@rY}
PcxJonaHy conducted by
H S44fAftBRA tAAt5h4 A6E IRWIN IRWIN

suggest Hon. J. j. Hill. yet never have
1 run one for such small carfare."
pearance like a wooden caterpillar COW
cred with seats. In rearmost seats of
this roll-away vehicle set two Harvard
looking boys be next to sweethearted
ladies of manicure appearance. Them
ladies held tight clasp to them youths
when going around curves. This make
Nogi did not hold tight clasp to j. J. Hill
or F. Aug Heinz when going around
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-08-21

was being splashed in boats. BY their
sacred screams when they bumped the
water, 1 was sure they was having a
good time
Soonly 1 call together my Togo Tour
lists and we make circle-around for see
Incubator where babies was being hatch
ed out of eggs by steam. They look so
natural they seem quite disagreeable.
Next to see was DEVILS Thumb, price
1Oc This was great sight and l was
glad to come. 1t represent Saturday
night in He'll. Asphalt burning every
where with Broadway expression. Hon.
Fiendish Devils was employed poking
Tammany politicians. brokers. gamblers
and magazine writer's into infiamed stoke
holes.
scorched at one time say Hon. Bryan
for horrors.
"You doubtless have never seen Wall
Street." commute Hon. f. Aug Heinz
tactfully.
To next place We went was fortune
tell lady of Turkish rug appearance. For
&c this lady will hold your thumb and
lie about your future. For 25c extra she
will tell your name by your initials. And
so ETC. till your money is all broke.
Several Of my Tourists was deiciously
anxious for see this phenomenal.
What is your initial Of name, please?"
she say to VIM. Jenny Bryan.
b" say VIM, who is famous for short
speeches.
your name is either Bill or Bertram."
she snuggest palmistically. by the
local option expression of your necktie l
am prepared to say your name could
never be Bertram. Therefore you are
Bill"
How wonderful is Psychic Research
negotiate VIM. "Can you read some more
great untruths from my hand?'
She clasp his knuckles rapidly.
1.-THE cross-cris lines on your index
fnger-nail indicate that you have suf-
fered much. Your lifeline points to
Washington. but two large Jumps on
your headline show that you didn't get
there Your Mount of Liberality is large.
That means you were once very free
with your silver. Your bill is now s1.5O)
But, o! what is this see? A large cav
ity beneath the third knuckle Of your
little fnger marked 1922"
what do that mean?" require Hon.
w. ]. suspectfully.
''For S. extra will tell you ALL" report
her.
MRS. Madam" dib Hon. Bryan with
dignifed eyebrows, Il am getting to be
elderly in my age. Ambition has died
off from me and I have no bad habits
except Prohibition. Ten years ago 1 was
a foolish youth. would have gave you
s. in those days to tell what would hap
pen to me next political campaign. But
today I will pay nothing to hear such
news, bcause know in advance"
So he pay her $50 and advance back
wards.
Next place we walk to was called
Scenic Railway, Price 1Oc." This would
be good slide for us.
II have owned several scenic railways"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-08-21

telligent."
What do they do to show intelli-
gence?'' / require sinseriously.
They stand on their heads and jump
through hoop" he narrate.
This do not show intelligence" I nib
doggishly. 1T show stupid brain ami
mails. If them lions was intelligent they
would be gnawing quietly in a cool jun
hot Coney Island"
No reply for Bark Man, who sell US
tickets generously
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-08-21
Seeing Coney Island.

types. German families. Fairyland, clam
chowder and press-agents. BY the de-
licious confiigration of noises. we knew
il was Coney Island
Have you ever experienced this racket,
Mr.. Editor? IL is a noise like mince
pie. containing everything injurious &
mixed together for holiday purposes.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-08-21

Nextly was mad rushes by car In
tunnel completely filled with darkness
Silences followed by smack-smack sounds
from reArmost seats. Then Uanicurish
ladies must be kissing them Harvrdly
boys a hero farewell / close my eyes
preparatory TO die properly.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-08-21

We went inside to place smelling like
Barnum e. Bailey. There a large blond
lion OF respectable appearance was teach
ing a trainer how to get out OF his way.
whip-crack by Hon. Trainer. Roars by
Hon. Lion. Hon. Trainer say, "Set up,
Fido"' Growells by Hon. Lion who feel
more natural in 4-paw attitude. More
whip-cracks. Hon. Lion show his mouth
full of dentistry and give mean claw
hook to Trainer.
Them lions has been very independent
since Tumbo got back from Africa"
snuggest a bald haired gentleman near
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-08-21

which ii does not resemble"
"Why does the Moon remind me of
politics. require Hon. VIM Jenny Bryan
optimatically.
Because it is made of cheese" report
Hon. Chas. Schwab with croaks.
Move on for US.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-08-21

To Editor Sunday Star who viii never
know how much the Poor suffer until
he has watched their amusements-
Dear Sir
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-08-21

Il was an extremely
farenieit day in n.
Y. city when me e
Nogi arrived 10
there in our famous
see sighting otto
mobile Seeing Am
erica" BY each edi-
ton of the evening
papers the sun
stroke registered ID
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-08-21

degrees higher and following list OF med
zeal deaths was reported:
Hon. John Smith. plumber-found to-
tally dead next to empty beer keg-heat
prostration done it.
Alice Shodtheimcr-totallyk killed while
Jumping off from Brooklyn bridge-cause
OF death, heat prostration.
Unknown Armenian found expired with
was too dead 10 explain what killed him.
hut il is supposed lie collapsed from the
excessive heat.
Me & Nogi hitched our intelligent joy
car to the Flatiron Blgd.. where all rub
bcrnccking expeditions is supposed 10
headauartcr To the front porch of our
ottomobile We attached following sign
printed in plain languages:
Observation-Disclosures ..................
ARE YOUR BRAINS BOILED by
HEAT?
We will show you a Cool place
where you can go s leave your
Brain at home
!: See Coney Island!
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-08-21

l charge them 10c extra for their polite
ness Cranks by Nogi. Symptoms of
extreme gasolene by Hon. Ottomobile.
Toots followed by honks, and together
wards we make roll-away in Gen. Direc-
ton Of Dreamland & Loony Park.
Pretty soonly we come to smallish
PAINTED Island covered with gilt roofs.
noise-machines, peanuts. comical shake
up staircases. whirly-go-rounds, tin
whistles, Frankfurther sausages, tin
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-08-21
Price 81

Pretty soonly long come Hon. j. j.
Hill. Hon. VIM. Jenny Bryan. Hon. Chas.
Schwsb. Hon. +. Aug. Heinz & Hon. JAS
II. Garfield, disguised as travelling sales
men from Arkensaw. Togo, We have
oftenly required to see Coney Island"
they extort chivalrously with straw hats.
"but the high-up finance of our names
has prevented this low act. We shall be
SO happy to go with you. BY your Togo
Tours you are bringing the luxuries OF
the Poor within the reach of the
Wealthy"
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commercial voice.
In rearwards seat of that scenic car
one of them manicuried girls sat leaning
her headdress on the necktie of Harvard
~ boy. TT has been so delightful.' she
whisper with softly signing. You are
entirely welcome to my ticket" I renig
while Waiting away in opp direction.
Next place for to see was Hon. Prof
Lvestock's Wild Animal Exhibition.
Hon. Bark Man outside say with drama
voice:
These are most remarkabilious lions
in the world. They are marvelously in
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-08-21

Whoosh. what was. With silent
glide like a gondola rolling: over eggs We
emerged back into Coney Island where
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-08-21

curves. This show how different some
are from others.
Pretty soonly whoosh, this Scenic r
r make prominent down-dip full of sea-
sickness mingled with heart-fop. Head
ache, yalls. breath-catch and timid ell
bows enjoyed by all. Bumps, swoops.
switch around curve and delicious
bounces like an aeroplane landing in a
stack OF hay. Screeches by manicu-
to avoid it blowing away. l say slight
Japanese prayers and think of my ances-
tors to who shall soonly say ''How-dov'
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-08-21

Nextly we approach into Dreamland,
price Zoe each. This is a large square
place full of blazes. In center of this is
a hui tower of Singer Bldg appearance.
and annext to it was pond where folks
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-10-21
Good News from the Youths
COMPANION.

We have had to make the Youth s
Companion larger to get in all the
good things that Companion readers
ought to have. The added amount
would make four hundred pages of
standard magazine size and print; but
we have kept the price just the same
81 Is fer the fifty-two weeks of 1911,
and all the issues for the rest of this
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your subscription.
We would like to tell you what is in
store for Companion readers next
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there is not enough room. But send
US your address on postalcard, and
we will send you the beautiful prospec-
tus of the Companion for 1911, an
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We think you will agree, when you
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Shrinking Savings.

Nothing shows more clearly the
strain on the resources of the people,
caused by the increased cost of living,
than the shrinkage of saving reported
by the Saving Banks. High prices
caused by tariff protection, which fos-
ters trusts and combinations and Gre
ates monopoly-if they do not in every
case force TIE withdrawal of savings,
certainly prevent adding to the store.
Those who have been self-denying
enough to save will rarely. spend their
savings except through an extreme
necessity. What crime it is, there
fore, to tax necessities-that should
be free-to enable the protected few
to profit at the expense of the many
This high protective-tariff tax is a
two-edged sword. 1t decreases impor-
tations that would compete with the
products of our trusts and combines,
and allows the prices of home pre-
ducts to be increased nearly to the
same level as the imported articles
could be sold be relatively lower; and
to preserve their trade, the home
manufacturers would haveI to also re-
duce the price of their products.
The protectionists declare that to re-
duce the tariff on manufactured pro-
ducts would make paupers of the
workmen employed, because they
would have to compete with the pau
per labor of Europe and elsewhere.
But experience in England shows that
stree the free trade era began, the
wage of all kinds of labor have Iisen
over 100 per cent, and the govern
ments savings banks have more depus-
its year after year.
Then, there is the future experience
of Germany and France since those
countries adopted high protection has
their policy; commodities have so ad-
vanced in price that there is great un-
rest among the working men land
those with small salaries, and demands
are being made to reduce the tariff
taxes, which, as in the United States,
protect the manufacturers at the eX-
pense of the consumers.
One can hardly wonder, therefore,
that with savings decreasing and the
priace Of necessities continually in
creasipg there is strong trend toward
Democracy, which stands for tariff for
revenue instead Of tariff for protec-
ton.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-10-21
Old as Democracy.

There is nothing new under the
sum- and we fiid that the Colonel's
New Nationalism is as odd as the
Democratic party, and probably as
ancient as the Anglo-Saxon race, now
that he has told US just what it stands
for =" Efficient honesty and the right
Of the people to rule" Such has al
ways been De nocratic policy; for the
question, Is he honest and is he able?"
has always been applied to Democratic
candidates for Office. The right of
the people to rule has never been ques-
toned by anysparty; and to preserve
that right from Republican despoiIers,
the Democracy has demanded and put
in force-where it has been given the
power-state-w wide primaries, the mi
tiative and the referendum, and is
still demanding the election of United
States Senator by popular vote. which
the Republican majority in Congress
has denied.
1t is plain, therefore, that Mr..
Roosevelt IN his search for something
new has merely become plagirist of
what has long been the property OF
Democracy. Get move on you, Ted
dy, and invent sonething1new, for your
New Nationalism' is as old as the
hills to most of US, though it has
long been hidden under a bushel by
the Republican leaders. including
yourself. But are you sure you lave
told US all that the New Nationalism
stands for?
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-10-21
A Republican on Insurgents.

The President of the League of Re-
publican Clubs, John H. Hammond,>
is stalWart of the nest strenuous
partisan type. He hates insurgents as
much as old Uncle Joe does, or, if it
were possible. perhaps more so. The
League at its late meeting which, as
far as the number if delegates pres
ent, was failure and frost" was
addressed by Mr.. Hammond who paid
particular attention to the insurgents
whom he divided into five classes.
First. the Calamity Howlers who
aim to create political chaos; second.
the Unintelligent Tntellectuals; third,
the Unctuous Rectitudists; fourth,
the Suburbanites. who merge into the
last class of insurgents or progress
sives."
Mr.. HamI..o portrayed each of
the first four classes Of insurgents IN
scornful way, but gave a good deal of
soft soap to the last class, probably
because their numbers are greater and
their votes are therefore more neces-
sary to the Republican success. AS
this Republican leader holds a most
important position in the Republican
party organization, and is said to be
very ambitious to hold high office, it
is we'll for all classes of insurgents to
know his partisan bias and his efforts
to read out of the Republican party
those who differ with him on the tariff
and other issues. But few of our
Republican cont EN- poraries have, for
obvious reasons. published this pen
picture to the insurgents so we hasten
to fill the hiatus for news is news.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-10-21
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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-09
Gifts for Women

In purchasing something appro-
pirate for your wife, mother, Sis
ter or sweetheart, you cannot go
wrong or cause displeasure if
something from the following list
at Koeppens Gift Room you get:
Brass Clocks, Fern Dishes, Jar
dineers, Candlesticks, Dinner
Gongs, Candle Shades, Ink
Stands, Brass Craft, Pearl Handle
Pens, Manicure Sets, Toilet Sets,
Fountain Pens, Powder Boxes,
Pin Trays, Embroidery Sets, Pic
ture Frames, Pictures, Mirrors,
Cut Glass, Silverware, Card Gases,
Alcohol Stoves, Seashell Novel
les, Perfume Atomizers, Hand
Painted China, Wicker Baskets.
Choose for her one of these
handsome shopping bags and make
her happy. Handsome, elegant
styles here in new shapes and siz-
es, black and colored; Alligator,
Seal, Walrus, Elk and Calf, (some
elaborately fitted with toilet ar.
ticles). Prices range from 5000
to $35.00. Add a new piece of
elegant cut glass or Stouffer's hand
painted china to her side board.
You cannot 90 wrong in pleasing
her there, and we have Just the
right goods.
Hand Mirrors of all sizes.
shapes, materials and at reason.
able prices. Card cases in Seal.
Alligator and the Filigree Silver
ones with chains are simply swell.
Combs and Brushes in sets and
individuals are here in large as
sortments. See the Ivory finished
ones. Manicure files and Knives
with Mother of Pearl handles and
fine line of cheaper ones too; al
so buffers, scissors, and all re-
guisits. Embroidery sets in
leather cases, good ones. Havi-
land China in open stock, fill up
a few broken places in her set.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-09
GIFTS FOR MEN

GIFTS FOR MEN are so we'll
assorted and widely varied that
even the most fastidious could be
pleased with something in the fol
lowing list:
Shaving Sets, Collar Bags,
Travelling Gases, Military Brush
es, Desk Sets, Ink Wells, Paper
Weights, Tobacco Jars, Cigar
Gases, Cigar Boxes, Shaving Mir
ors, Shaving Mugs, Shaving Pa
pers, Smoking Sets, Stems and
Mugs, Hat Brushes, Hat Brooms,
Spirit Jugs.
Hot-Cold Vacuum containers
will be much used as Christmas
gifts. For the traveller or the mo-
torist they are particularly appro-
pirate.
Give him a fountain pen. We
have Waterman's Ideal Fountain
Pen for $3.50 to $500; Conk-
Inns and Parker's, Koeppens
special, guaranteed, for $1.0O.
Safety Razors in such well
known makes as Gillette, Ward.
Starr, Ever-ready, Hoe and Gem
from $1.00 to $1,000. Also ex-
ira blades and stropping machines
for sharpening same.
Adjustable Shaving Mirrors for
easy shaving. Tie Holders in
lickel, leather and burnt wood,
keeps ties straight and where you
can always find them. Coin purs-
es in Alligator, Seal and Russian
Calf, Bill Books, all kinds sizes
and prices.
DON'T FORGET THE BABY
We haven't, and his needs and
wants will be well known if at
Koeppens Gift Room you let him
peep.
ARTIFICIAL FLOWERS.
That you can't tell from the gen.
uine 1 know because have seen
people smell them and then glance
arount to see who was looking.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-09
Bring the Children to The Gift
Room Toy Land

ryo bu on then in fairy for WHILE md
h is hk u fe has Mhil smhs ohnee efress
OF verml Mrye smde hspat
real nd They Ddmddo nIeas satpic
OF
H,S Sheep Bears RaheG Gun
Cards. Fir and Wap rains
Punching of Board dGme
a shoot Store Automobile Train
sin Rhymes PM Electric cDynames nd-we
wi kh the hhdrn HAPPY.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-09
DUTCH TWISTS

1t takes the Dutch to get things twisted Just think of
clearance sale cas- it were" at the time you need the stuff
but the time Tenth anniversary and we had to do
1t because we said we would going to cut every
tce in The Gift Room right square in the middle and the
only requirement that ask of you is that you bring us the
right kind of COIN So get in and hustle for hem turn things
topsy-turvy to find them round them up; the full
issue.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-09
Starting a Roundup Sale

Everybody knows the and satisfaction of the
Roundup Results have been felt everywhere and hope
every citizen of Umata County has absorbed of its
good will spirits the Koeppens have and they showing
it and their patriotism for Pendeton by opening within its
limits of the best most complete and up date
of its kind Oregon and going succeed the Round
up succeeded 1t is going to satisfy the Roundup salts
fed and going fix it that every person in the
county will have aid in the success and feel well
paid for the opportunity,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-09
Perfumes, Stationery, Pictures, Gar
Cards and Tree Trimmings

ins al ffnr rnan dun@p
p
a norma Our from Jns box PcursC Postal AhumsF
p an fr rmkng and sealing also
d d of it
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-09

In chocolate fruit and different pieces all show
heavy rich American makes There bowls punch
salts odd of
We also articles
shells, and novelties which the