University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-07-17

by the time that Toronto has been
Walloped on four successive and dis
tinct occasions, million or more will
blow out to see the happenings in the
Westmount farm.
Before going any further we want
chell, the LENDER Burch, old pal. was
the genuine Sweetmeat child yester-
day, dishing up twisters and wigglers
that Toronto was shy in strengthening
out. We also desire to demand an
other loud yell because Mister Burchell
unloaded one eminently genuine base
hit Four clouts were secured from
BurchellS service. each being widely
separated Six braves fell under the
spell of his swing and famed hope
lessly. Twice the lusty Shaw battled
with the ambient in a helpless search
for the bali that was not where he
thought it was Oh. you fence breaker.
Before proceeding any further with
this historical contribution, word
about Mr. Byron. Mr.. Byron is the
Chesterfield of baseball. Mr.. Hurst
may be the Solomon. but commend us
to Mr. Byron. Pipes Mister b. this
merry lay: Come boys. fast now. A
little more life please. A little pep.
Could anything be more gentlcmanly
tnan that. or this: Lets have little
speed. please more life boys. a little
ginger please" Polite. why he is
equitette personitied. For once we rise
to remark to the president person who
turks in the mountain fastness OF Il
towering structure in gay Gotham that
we are pleased to greet MI. Byron into
the little group of immortals who grace
our growing Dominion.
1t is true that Mr.. Il. is not so all
fired polite when enunciating his de-
cisions of pitched balls. we sugges
that Dave Bispham could do him some
better. For instance. Mr. Is. tears off
ward of diaphragm that sounds like
a concrete mixer on busy day and Il
staccato OF raps declare that the pill
| lust delivered has been Il "Stttrrrrrroo-
lolkkkee." or. perchance "bbbbbbaaa-
Iaawwwwwwlllll" Fortunately he uses
wireless code with his free arms and
that helps some.
Apart from our stirring adventure
i'll the matter, we thoughtfully suggest
that Il person named Kelley. was not
the one to lead a band to victory on
the Glorious Twelfth. where's your
green tie Joe" asked an inquiSitive
rooter but Joe'S answer was inaudible.
We find it our stern duty to report
that one OF the assault and battery ma
chimes through which the assembled
multitude pass to their seats went out
OF order during the afternoon. but
that il was again placed into commits
sion when il had been successfully
operated on by a kit Of burglars tools
| borrowed for the occasion from a
WestmOunt landlord.
BY way OF improving this piece. the
author now proposes to say word
about the happenings which brouht
our side into prominence on the score
board. Twas in the fourth. Ray Dem,
NIT pOked out a scorcher into safe
territory for a pillow and moved a
station when Mattress received gift
Ray advanced along the land when
Cockill drove out to centre. Natty
tired OF hanging around first, scurrieG
for second and beat the peg. Curtis
came UP and laced one to right centre
where the tieldcrS We're not and III,
two runners raced home. Curtis at
tempted to stretch his single on the
throw in but was tagged at second
Two runs, wild cheers.