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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1910-08-05

Ser Sdnee bergebt, 6os @is
bridt aif. - Sc idfpirt Ser Str5ni
SIttb. "aroft 2ebenl. irbelt's
I'M StlrmesIaif. DaS 1T 6te Goe
iie oeS nnbenoeu SriibIings, Der bod
fomtnett miiB, Of aid Der @inter
nod 10 iebr nit ftiirmiiden @ebGr.
BEN bralt. Sn Der Rroia, III Der
@irflidfeit aeitaltet iid freili6 6ns
Bib MIR 5i bdufie oot5 anbers.
Der &itf rtnd neuer Strait, nad tleii.
em 2eben eridaIlt matt, faiim 6aB
Die bleiden 2ippen ibm 2aute Der.
leiben lfortnen. Der iebniiidtige
@urid lit 6o, oos @oifbringerl, bas
8eroen aber feblt, 6etn Der &orper
lit 5lt geidpadt, I'M i,ei,ein 2ebcn
aeoeibliden @ooen 5u bieten. Sn
Der Iansen @irtertragbeit bat ii6 In
BEN groberen 9atrdIett urt6 ben feinei
@obren 6es 96rpers mebr nno mebr
@iftifoff a%ngeiamneIt, Der als abge.
nust bate aiisgeidie6en perben icl.
len, ftatt 6eiier nber bon benz tr1ge
acknowledgement 8Itte nidt fcrtge.
I6[eppt fper6en fonrte uit6 iflieBlih
fpieber bonn aorper, oieiet pergif.
tend, drfgeioitet ipurbe. aann aitf
ioIdern persifteten 9o6en reltes 2e-
ben eriprieBen? Siderlid nidt, g
iei oera, Oh iddffeft &atb, inbem
Oh oeinen &Srper nit SiIf Der be.
riibmten ct Bernard arauterpiaen
BON Dem @ifte befreiit, oas ieoe meme
2cbensregung i'm Seine 5i eritiden
orobt. gertraie Did ni6t oen
anadiaIbern an; Boffe nidtS bon
oeren auefiiIber, oas ben 2eib MIR
nod mebt aerriittt.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1910-08-05
giIfiser srSit.

Srau: SD modte gerne meine
Eodter belu6en, aber bas @eI6 lanei
nidt." Sreiinoin: gah Gott, fob.
rem sic nur bin, Die &iidretie miro
Sbr Sdlwiegeriobn setuiB gerne be.
aabIenl"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1910-08-05
HnHlarnna.

agn, Cube, mas Is oenn bat ~
Sernuirfuna2" r@enn % 3. 3.
in Berlin nat ftiebIit uno lie iperren
h @iindleu EN-
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1910-08-05

THE CHILDREN LIKE TT
KENNEDY'S LAXATIVE
" SYRUP
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01

Yes. SIR says Mrs Jiggs OF the
turnip patch. exhibiting with some
pride her youngest set OF twins.
these here boys Is named Popoca.
tepetl and Cotopaxi"
Pretty Names" comments the tai.
ented author who Is calling for some
local color How did you happen to
select them?'
We'll, tell you how It was. For a
long time we didn't know Just what to
call them. Uncle Henry. who Is al.
ways gcttin on some Joke or other.
wanted us to call them Pete and Re.
peat, but pa he allowed them names
had been used In some other family.
So 1t went along, us calm them This
I'M and that un.' until they was took
down with the measles. and then we
called them Popocatcpetl and Coto.
paxi"
But don't exactly understand
where"
"Yesm. In honor OF the cruptlons.
you know"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01

each wanted to talk with her. Joking
ly they had signed II. thereby making
themselves slaves to her wilkins hence
forth, then. and forever-all but John
Harmon.
Even In view OF Its being the
veriest Jest. he refused. laughingly
though II was. to add his name to the
list under Glorln's perpendicular
scrawl. Gloria had been accordingly
piaued and though she smiled and
danced and made merry, stlll she won
iored why he had refused 30 trlfllng
a fancy on her part.
At last they were all gone and
Gloria was standing on the threshold
listening to their footsteps die away
ON the old brick walk. Presently sh,
heard one pair OF steps coming back
someone had forgotten something.
Gloria" said the deep voice OF
John Harmon. lust one moment DO
fore you GO
Gloria turned and saw him In the
moonlight. Yes" she acquicsced In
RuNn NAhhh' AAAA' NblNt ANhl hnN
hardly recognized IT,
THAT Isl have drawn up In,
constitution" he said. his hand or
his pocket
But you didn't sign the declara
tlon." Gloria reminded him. it'll,
pout on her lips
I'll sign anything II you say thl,
is all rlght-read IT," he broke OF
suddenly. thrustIng folded paper
into her hand Look at It and tel
me II you think II will insure us {
perfect union, dear"
And In the moonlight Gloria unfold
ed the paper, to find lying tied within
lis folds a ring She did not speak.
pear, give me your hand and lei
me draw up our constitution h,
said. "will your
she did; and It fitted so well-wai
40 fitting, as Gloria put II some lon,
minutes afterward-that she decide,
to accept It.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01
A High Honor.

An English lord was guest in a
certain home, and his hosts were very
anxious to show the highest respect
to their distinguished visitor. The best
food In the market was served at the
meals, and the conversation was plen.
,lfully interspersed with "My Lord"
this. and "My Lord" that. in obsequt
gus tones.
In the morning. the hostess. wish.
ing to send some warm water to his
lordship by her l0year.old son. In.
structed him thus:
Now, Charles, knock at the door
Of his room. and II he asks who I,
there. you must answer. It is the
boy, my lord
Charles proceeded up stairs and
knocked at the guest room door. and
the visitor asked from within. who
Is there"
But the child. overwhelmed by the
responsibility Of his crrand. became
confused and replied, 1T is the Lord
my boy"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01
Wonder Of Montera.

With gasp the man to our left
straightens up and stares intently at
the magazine In his hands.
III anybody had told me. would
have said he was a liar" he asserts
In stupened tones.
with an Apologize air. we inquire
what has occasioned such surprise on
his part.
why. here's a full.pnge magazine
advertisement that absolutely-yes.
sir. actually-hasnt picture Of a
pretty woman In IT,"
And. indeed, he thrusts the maya.
zine into our hands. and we. too. mar.
vel muchly at the utter unexpected
ness OF the advertisement.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01
.OHffE3 };Is3, ! z5;.;l
THE LAST HOUR.

rhis Is all The hous. Ia uuiet
For the one ~ come at last.
Mud my thoughts now should run rio
Through the reaches ~ the past.
Yet ] merely count the spices
In the paper ON the wall
Neither words nor folk. nor places
OF the past DO I recall
And l mark with ustiess vision
How the branches uf the trees
sway with solemn. slow precision
Back and forth upon the breeze.
And ! try 10 count the treasures
or the old days that I know
I recall AN old songs measures
and rosebud rinsed In dew
Nhf The sharp and sudden pnng IL
Gives me as ! think ~ this.
For Tue oldon song She sang II
Ana the rosebud bore her kiss.
Ana ] hear once more her laughter
Clear aud sweet AZ Il was then.
" there should be- q hereafter
VIII ind It all again
II IN strange. NJ all my living
This il all that I would keep
" my gaining and my giving
have held some things too chcapi
THIS IN something. though trine
pf the lifr that I have led.
rher" are thoughts "" cannot stine
When we're waiting to be- dead
Aud can anything b. quainter
Than rosebud In tho rnin7
How the Hight Is faint and fainter
As the day begins to wane-
So, this ends the hope. and hating.
And the maze ~ right and wrong
But I'm glad that she H. waiting
with the rosebud and the song
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01

a Boston professional man went out
recently and ON his return found this
note from his stenographer who had
evidently been house cleaning.
III I'm not In by nine irs because
I am ut the dentist, probably, but Il
may be- that I'm az home sick with
an kinds OF diseases that one catches
from dirt germs. II that's the reason,
YOU have mo- kick coming at ALL be
cause your old desk was a mess. You
can be fixing up that pile OF letters
and We will answer them right on
Them's my orders"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01
MeOld IimeCeIebration

!" HE old-tme celebration is ,h.ind l like the best
The dfessed
And the marshal Of the de,
IN a pranci
- Rode a-shouting defsn a-eearing
Into the folks purng
roar
With the bird Of freedom soaring
All the day
old-tme celebration always mes a big PARADE
Thirteen floats lovely madens all In flags
And the Goddess Lib-ettee,
Waved the emblem
Sitting her throne beauty she could
Glad In and causing Laughter,
And nobody acted datet
Then than
The celebration meant picnic the grove
Oh, the patriotic fenues he wovei
Why II England he men
Had sWooped down ~
We who licked her licked" her
tWeaked
10 hear hs wall
Echo hill ard
Field and glen
In ,hetew oudLUays a shower
spashng the red umbrellas, dripping The leaiy bower;
And the women, heller sSele,
an for
s~eer
Then the buntngs dripping
And adys head
There weller
So oil line VIII we trbate In
Ended when day ended. ended a blaze Of
And the rockets crashing, szzing,
the anvis booming
And the htebals looming soaring,
There bombs
Roman candles, fire balloons,
Firnanen,s Of and
Then Washington
Died at last each ginting
And c through the lark
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01

81 was TO meet my husband here"
said the lady who entered the club.
house on the evening OF the Fourth
Have you seen him? He Is a heavy.
set man. with light hair and whisk.
ers"
81 saw him, but for moment" an.
swered the walter
Indeed! Where was her"
"lle had attempted, It seems. to
show the men how TO touch OF the
principal setplece of the fireworks
display for the evening. and when
saw him he was Mastering over the
roof OF the clubhouse"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01

Trees, fields sunsets, rivers, brco2es
and the IKE, must all bo enjoyed at
leisure, i' az ull There Is not the
slightest use In mans paying q hur
ried visit 90 the country llo may as
well $50 there hlludIoIdod ns go IN a
hurry Ho viii never see the euun.
tty, He win have perception. no
doubt, Df hcdgerows and grass Of
green lanes and silent cottages per
haps Of great hills and rocks, Of yarl.
Gus items which go toward making
abe country, but the country Itself he
viii never see.-Country Parson
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01

~ moment There were 80 many
Viys To take that
Yes she said with a CLEAN OF
dirlng In her eyes. as she looked
s0uarely at him. draw up constitu
ton and Wen have II put before the
whole house"
In the merry Jest Of the morning
vhen Gloria had laughingly presented
to her proicssed admirers document
wherein she had set forth her acts OF
Independence. each had felt an un
drlying strain OF seriousness anc
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01
FemInIne ReasonInn.

But" says her husband, ~ you
feel that you must wear an artificial
front OF hair, why do you get such a
bright blonde, when you are a bru.
nette?'
Why she says, with calm smile
Rt his clumsy reasoning, everybody
will know It Is false, anyhow, so |
might as well get blonde one. al
ways did think | would look better II
my hair were lighter"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01
A Simple Matter.

DO you suppose" asked the stran,
ger In Washington, 1T would be pos.
sble for me to see the PRESIDENT"
Easiest thing In the world" re.
piled the man who nyed there, Go
over to the union depot and walt
around little while. lie will either
be starting away or getting back from
somewhere"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01
More Airy Persiflaae

The man In the moon was smiling
up at the COW who was making the
record'brcaking jump famed In fairy
tale.
Now, for goodness sake" eau.
toned the COW, don't emit that wits.
kered wheeze about beef being 80
high"
Don't fly on your orbit, Bossy."
chucklod the moon man; u was mere.
~ wondering II you're worth more on
the wing than on the hoof."
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01

Aha" scowls tho enemy Of the
great man, You spun me now, but
| will bring you to my feet viii have
my revenge on you.
Struggling his shoulders, the great
man turns away, but the enemy con.
tinues:
within a week shall place on the
market a hve,cent cigar with your
name and picture on the box lidl"
Shuddering. the great man turns TO
hi onrmy and legs him to make
peace In any way
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01

lief lhlntI nhu Detn
n soldier and her grandfather before
him and when she was no little as to
be unable to get up into "a chair with
out being lifted she had to ait solemn
~ by the side Of her sisters and
brothers and listen TO tales Of hero.
ism told by her father.
on every Fourth Of July. aa regu.
larry as that date rolled around. Gloria
and all the members Of her family had
been forced to ait patiently and re.
spectfully In circle about the old
dining room while their father read.
impressiyoly- she had believed
every word Of the declaration OF In.
dependence
No firccrackers. no torpedo. no celc.
bratlon NJ any sort took place In the
West family until after this patriotic
duty had been done Aud then the
old flag was drawn high on its pole
and the various members of the
family were allowed TO celebrate In
their own ways
Gloria was nineteen now. and
though her father had long since
passed on to the resting place Of
brave soldiers the old custom OF
reading the declaration ON the morn
ing OF every Fourth Of July still pre-.
vailed In the family
And there were many candidates
for the place at Gloria's side. The
young men In the pretty western
town would gladly have Joined the
circle even though II meant absolute
submission to the will Of the beauti.
ful Gloria
Il wouldn't be- married and submit
tn the wishes OF mere masculine per.
SON. she said to her sister one eve.
ming when the latter young woman
was preparing to go to make dis.
tasteful duty call for her husband.
And what would you do" asked
the sister. iudulgently.
IRA assert my independence and"
And have war instead Of peace In
your family" interrupted the wiser
sister.
Not at ALL protested Gloria laugh.
ing were going To have a constiu
ton In our family" she added with
undue stress ON the progressive pro.
nouns, And he shall abide by II"
"He?" asked her sister in surprise
Then have you decided which one n
shall be-"
Gloria was noncommlttal "At
least, II have. he doesn't know No.
she said IT is poor policy 10 dis
close the maneuyers OF war. YOU
know"
You're bound TO have war AT All
events" was her sisters parting com
mCut
Following fancy, Gloria had asked
six Of her most constant admirers ia
the reading of the Declaration al tbr
old homestead ON the morning of her
nineteenth Fourth OF July.
~ shall declare my own indcpcnd
ence ON that day" she said 10 John
Harmon, land every one OF YOU boy.
shall sign Il. Won't It be fuua-fol
me'' she added roguishly
And may draw mp constitution
70 insure perfect union. Gloria?'
the young man asked, half in lest
half In earnest
Even Gloria's quick wits failed bel
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01
A Lucky Find.

Mrs Jones tsternly) Della. my
husband found button in the hash
yesterday"
The Cook-"Faith, I'm mighty glad
Nv that. maam"
Mrs Jones (angrily) And
why. pray"
The Cook-"It wor on me best shirt.
waist, an know I'd have turrlble
time tryin' to match II.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01
No Cause for Alarm.

ledger TO landladyl! But your III.
tie girl Is reading your dodgers let.
ters"
Landlady-"oh, that's all right l
don't let her see any that will do her
my harm Pole Mele.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01

Speaking ut the comet us a "cclcs.
Iinl Wandorcr' when les orbit Is fixed
aud known aud its place In the hcay
ems determined al amy time, Ia about
us correct as speaking Of dash to
the pole when the dushcr is doing
well 20 make ten miles day Sew
YOr. Tribune
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01
Trial aefore Purnhnsn

IRA like that saucepan up there.
out do you think It's large enough
10 take a pigs head"
I'm take It down, madam, and
then yuull be able to see for your.
5elf"-Pele Mele.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01
His Point Of View.

Well" said Mr. BuyItt. these are
supposed to be my ancestors. and |
certainl. should be the last person to
say anything disrespectful Of them.
but surely thoy are a funny.looking
bunch Of people"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01

Woman Builds FIylne Machine.

An Irish woman. Miss Lillian r..
Bland has designed ana built for her
self blplnnr glider 2S feet Wide,
Several satisfactory glldos have been
accomplished with the machine. con.
uulcd from the ground by ropes The
engine ana prupclors viii bc fitted
Inter
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01
A Comets Disease.

A curvature Of the tail must here.
after be considered one Of the most
obscure and distressing diseases OF
comets.-New York sun.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01

II is no wonder brides are delighted
when they see what beautiful wedding
silver we display. Sterling silver
presents may be had Of US from two
or three dollars up TO the elaborate
silver services costing hundreds Of
dollars. All solid big value with our
unequalled guarantee.
aS::;z!1.
SALT LANE eIIL UTlH
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01
RUBBER STAMPS

line Rubber Tyne uutHts aud supplies In stock
Mail orders receive prompt attention.
SALT LAKE STAMP CO.. Salt Lake City
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-07-01
Declaring
Her
independence

ROM the time she was
Ave years old Gloria
West had been lmbued
with patriotic feeling
and a reverence for
the constitution OF her
country
Her father Ind been
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-10-07
NO HEALTHY SKIN LEFT

my little son, a boy Of five, broke
out with an itching rash. Three doc
tors prescribed for him, but he kept
getting worse until we could not dress
him any more. They finally advised
me to try a certain medical college.
but its treatment did no good. At
the time l was induced to try Cuti-
cura he was so bad that I had to cut
his hair off and put the Cuticura Oint-
ment on him on bandages, as It was
impossible to touch him with the bare
hand. There was not one square inch
Of skin on his whole body that was
not affected. He was one mass of
sores. The bandages used to stick to
his skin and in removing them Il used
TO take the skin OF with them, and
the screams from the poor child were
heartbreaking. I began to think that
he would never get well, but after the
second application of Cuticura Oint-
ment began to see signs Of improve
ment, and with the third and fourth
applications the sores commenced to
dry up. His skin peeled off twenty
times, but it finally yielded to the
treatment. Now can say that he is
entirely cured, and a stronger and
healthier boy you never saw than he
is to-day, twelve years or more since
the cure was effected. Robert Wattam,
114S Forty-eighth st., Chicago, H.,
Oct. 8, 1909"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-10-07
New Ornamentatlon.

If something new be your aim in
matter of the ornamentation of a
blouse, drawn work is suggested by
some of the most successful makers
as an effective relief from the peren-
NAL insertion or embroidery. The
coarse meshes so much in use this sea
son offer stability and an unusual
coolness to which characteristics is
added the easy drawing quality
When marquisette or voile is drawn
and worked with coarse linen thread
in some of the simpler drawn-work
patterns the decorative value is won
derfully increased. Squares, lines and
pointed plastrons are attainable, and
when the whole blouse is built over a
contrasting color to bring it into har-
mony with the skirt the result is do
cidedly successful
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-10-07
BRANDED WITHOUT A PAIN



In April the coats of cattle become
dull and dead, and will rub off easily,
disclosing the close new coat under
meath. In Farming It." Judge Henry
A. Shute describes how he discovered
this fact. One morning, in rubbing
down his Jersey COW, he found that
with his fingers he could pull the old
coat off in tufts, and that she appar-
emily enjoyed having It pulled.
without really thinking Of what 1
was doing, l wrote my initials, H. A.
s., on her back by pulling out the dead
hair. Seeing how easily I could do
this, 1 drew, or rather pulled, on her
side near the curve of the belly, gro
tesuue figure Of a small boy, then a
circular brand on her shoulder, and
three KS on her flank. Then l quietly
led her to the hitching post at the side
of the house and awaited develop
ments.
In a moment my wife came to the
door with wide-open eyes. For gra-
cious sake, what have you been doing
to that cow" she demanded.
"Oh, nothing" I replied That's the
way range cattle are branded. This
COW had a good many owners, and evil
IDENTIFY each one branded her"
"It's no such thing!" she retorted
hotly. "You did 1t yourself. That ex-
plains why she beloved so this win
ter"
She had beloved a good deal when
I took away her calf, but l did not
say so, for I always like to get a rise
out of my wife.
81 think it is Just horrid in you, and
about the cruelest thing 1 ever heard
of, and you have just spoiled her
looks"
Now out of the corner Of my eye
could see old Cyrus, the neighborhood
nuisance, peering over the fence and
listening to the conversation. After
giving him time to satisfy himself
thoroughly, I led the COW back to the
barn, followed by my wife, and there
illustrated the matter by drawing on
the off side of the animal a serpent
and a circular brand, while the delight
ed animal stood with eyes half-closed
in ecstasy
Much relieved and amused my wife
went back to the house, laughing over
the ridiculously decorated animal
But the affair did not end there. Old
Cyrus brought a charge for Cruelty
in burning, cutting, branding and 9TH
erwise torturing a certain Jersey cow"
and was arrested and brought to
trial.
At the close Of the trial assured
the court that the COW was then and
there in transitu, and that I should
call her as my first witness, and asked
the court to adjourn to the square.
l stripped off the blanket, and there
in pain sight were the various marks
on the cows hide. At my request the
court and the attorney ran their hands
over her and found no scars
Now to show your honor how these
marks were made
1T is unnecessary" said the court.
81 have owned cows myself, and per
hans I can illustrate as we'll as you;"
and stepping forward, with rapid
hands he fashioned upon her side the
word "Stung," at which there was a
roar of delight from the crowd.
Respondent discharged" he cOnttn-
ued, "and court is adjourned"