The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1910-10-13

goods and prices irresistible, Charles
also invested in complete outfit OF
gents furnishings, from the latest style
hat to half dozen shirts. Sherman
Co. are not to be undersold in the state.
'.Holy smoke, Charley, where IN the
name of creation did you get that snipe?
That's about the worst weed that ever
came in contact with my olfactory
nerves." laughingly remarked Uncle
Sosh. sStep in here to this cigar store
and get Tom Keene, then You'll have
a gentleman's smoke. The Tom Keene
is crackerjack; contains all the quail
ties of a delicious puff. The Postotfice
store takes great pride to keep that
cigar up to the highest standard, and
consequently it grows more popular
every day." Charley was so we'll pleased
with the Tom Keene Uncle Josh treated
him to that he bought a whole box and
advised his friends to do the same, not
forgetting to also make note of the
many other fine brands.
"And now, young man. let me give
you pointer" remarked the gendrous
old uncle. "Do not understand me to
saw that clothes make the man. but do
affirm that clean and spotless linen
makes the nice appearing man Now.
in this connection I am happy to inform
you that the Newport steam laundry is
one of the best Iaundries in the state.
Polly will want her lace curtains washed
this spring, and it's ticklish job, you
know, but the Newport is so very care
full that the most delicate fabrics are
washed without the slightest injury. and
at nominal cost, too Colwell & Rig
Ter, the proprietoas, will see that your
your collars, cuffs and shirts are made
white as snow unless they happen to be
colored, but then YOU needn't be afraid
of fade. for they pride themselves on
doing colored goods satisfactorily"
''How about the plumber, uncle?'' in
quired Polly. You remember You said
you would see somebody for that"
"Jesi so, jes' so; and we shan't have
any botcher do the work, either. "Ill
60 look for Mr.. Lund at the Lund hard
ware store. We've got to have gas and
water pipes put in, a hot water heater
and porcelain bath tub, besides some
sanitary fixin's, and this is the very
firm to do the work. They observe
closely all the hygienic laws guarding
against dangers from sewer gases. You
can always feel safe about the house
when a practical man, as I know Mr..
Lund to be, has done the work. The
aforesaid plumb got the contract, did
just what Uncle Sosh said they would
do. and won Pollp's praise for their ex-
cellent workmanship.
"Law sakes - suddenly exclaimed
Uncle Josh, call this trading and shop
ping round town has caused me to forget
.o1o ST.
existence. | have heard it said that
newly married folks could live on love
and scenery, but an old man of expert
ence knows better-your table would
look slim without bread; it's the staff
of life,' you know. Polly, you must
meet G. P. Stro, of the Home Bakery.
His bread, pies and cakes and nick
nacks are conceded byall to be the finest
on earth. Remember, Charley, there is no
use of your 'ootsy tootsy' bothering her.
self much about baking, so long as there
is good baker in town like Mr.. Stro.
When you give your reception, call on
him for the fancy cakes and other good
things"
Eyes, and while we are on this inn
portant topic of gastronomics, we must
not forget meat. 1t goes hand in hand
with bread. Now to locate meat mar
ket where yon can get fresh, wholesome
meat at all times. Wilcox & Paulsen
are the men to supply you. This is the
boss meat market in the city, and is
popular with everybody who is particu-
lar to have the best. The reason for this
is all because they are very careful in
their selection of stock, and get the
freshest of everything, and keep moth
ing but the very best. To keep your
hubby in good humor. Polly. trade at
at the City Market every time
En- route to their home the party
called at THE MINER office "You'll
want the news every week." remarked
Uncle Josh, land as this is the fayorite
paper of the Pend Oreille valley I'll sub
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