Los Angeles herald., 1910-04-22
CORRALLED


And they try to make a cleanup every day.
But Wen round 'em up and brand EN-
These mavericks, we'll land 'em,
The members Of the II. NJ. NJ b. A.
From the New Lost Angels dlgglns
With billed shirts and fancy higgins,
They descended on this calm and peaceful
! dump.
We have sent our squaws to bed,
| And well paint this old town red;
We will wean ex-Boss Van Orman from
the pump.
We have scrappers here tonight
That are always on the hght;
We arc jerry to the rough stuff in the II.
NJ. NJ. b. A.
| So We'll sing little song
Just to help the game along,
And cheer you on your pleasant homeward
way
SO whoop 'er UP, boys
| Don't forget to make a noise
| In the effete east 1t never was like this.
| n It's slow tip us the wink
J And we will stop and kill a chink;
| Wen don anything on earth to cause you
bliss.
The foregoing is the supreme effort
Of the staff poet of the Evening
Prayer" newspaper (?J published in
Frisco" April 10, in honor of the Ho-
tel Mems Mutual Benefit association
| Inc CTlIllIldl WHO NIOlt II 10 1uy ''CiP
mon Rowell, who signs himself editor,
also reporter, compositor, printer,
proof reader and solicitor of the Even
| ing PRAYER" He probably was all of
that until the first copy of his paper
was on the streets, but it's just pos
sible that he now signs himself mo
10, San Quentin n-on-the-lsle."
Anyhow, he has infused some rafting
good Junk into his first effort. The ho-
| 81 ri6icule0.
called names, jollied and joshed in It's
columns, and the editor seems to
have enough Of that hot stuff to hand
| them all something.
For instance, this is what Kirk Har-
ris of the Grand hotel received; Dead
| Ones-The beloved relict, Maud Har-
ris, companion Of Kirk Harris, refused
her grub and turned up her toes TO
the popples this morning after hauling
a tramload of hotel suckers to the
! Grand. She was a valuable mate TO
! Kirk and we express our regrets. Cd
seouies will be held this p. m. Rela-
tives please attend"
That isn't all, or even the best the
Evening Prayer affords; but then'
you know. The Herald mas TO go
through the mail and the Evening
PRAYER" was delivered by hand. Hence
we will omit the rest.
This was the program of the II. NJ
NJ B. AS banquet at the st. Frahcls
April 10. 1t speaks for itself.
pearl Richards, 1.-THE Dance of the Seven
Wells"
| Billy Walsh, entertainer.
Great Carless. burlesdue artist
| Glen Burt Hebrew comedian.
| Gertrude Allan Salome dancer.
TONY Earl vs.. Roy Moore, four rounds at
| i15 pounds. ,-,. ,,o.,s civ
Charlie Rogers VS.. Frankie Harrs' Ola
rounds at 1875 pounds
attra ctions, it looks as if the AleXan :
dria's DAYS of 40 smoker was sllh dl
the top of the pile.
Why doesn't somebody build hotei
at Monrovia? Monrovia wants one, ana
wants n had. and now Is the golden
| onnortunity for some kind-hearted
snort with plainly of shinplasters 10
crafty the little towns desire.
In fact so badly does the queen OF
the Foothills" want first class hos
telry that the board of trade has raised
$40 900 which will be paid as cash
bonus to any individual hrIh' corPoIa
ton or trust. which will put up hotel
NOT to cost less than 100000, land ana
| furnishing included. Interested par
| ties would better see the Monrovla
board of trade az once.
A funny thing happened in the West.
minister yesterday. what looked at
| Arst glance, and for several minutes
like a feminine prize fight, turned into
a love feast the like of which has not
been witnessed in Los Angeles since
the Democratic conference.
A party, including nice LOOKING
woman of, we'll say forty summers
and winters. registered at the west
minister yesterday morning. rms par
| ticular woman was given room 81 on
tba third door. Now as luck would have
a. another nice looking woman or
about the same number of summers
| and winters. registered in the after
! noon and she was assigned ROOM all
on the fourth floor.
Now it's the same old story. The
woman in 371, going up to her rooih' III
some way got muddled. She went past
the third floor and got out OF the ele-
| vator on the fourth. She went 10 room
| All (thinking II was 37D and tried
to unlock the door. She didn't get a
chance to finish the job. The door was
| ierked open from the inside ana a
voice demanded in no uncertain tones
70 know what the deuce anyone meant
by trying to enter the room.
The woman in the hall, not 10 pc
outdone, demanded in an equally
|
had ANYBODY in that room. 1t was her
room and who ever had had the nerve
| 10 90 in II had better vacate "pronto"
or something was going to happen.
At that moment they stopped and
looked at one another.
Bertha" shouted one.
"Mary," shreked the other.
They clinched, kissed and sobbed'
Kissed and laughed and then kissed
Presently they went downstairs and
told Room Clerk George to put them
in a room together. They also ex-
plained to him they had gone to school
together way back in Ohio and had
NOT seen each other for, we'll say TWEEN
Nv wears. And to think they almost
pulled each others hair!
The hotels are being beseiged by a
hand of sturdy boosters from Fresno,
| who are boosting raisins and "Raisin
i Day." Wherever and whenever they
get an opportunity they shout "rais-
/ ms" They are backed by the Fresno
chamber of commerce and are planning
| To make the 10 raisin day one long to
be remembered.
Fspecially are they boosting raisin
bread. On April 80, the day selected
for this years raisin day, every one
is expected to try some raisin bread.
The dealers around town have been
nrovided with little stickers which
they will attach to the bread reading,
east raisn bread April 30" The com
mittee Is also distributing literature
| about raisins and little booklets with
a number of receipts for the making of
dainty dishes of raisins.
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