The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-07-25
.|L|AD Of THE
THREE SCR|BES
Horrible Tale of Their Fearsome
Wandering, Suffering and
Other Mistakes.

This is & tale that parallels the story
Of the Three Wise Men or the Devil
Oh Two Sticks or most any OF the lit
erarure on that order.
Ii Is a story Of gravitation and coun-
ter attraction, joyful sunsets and horri-
bic aftermaths. and the heroes thereof
are Three Reporters who wear respec-
lively the badges Of the Advertiser,
The Star and the Bulletin. The center
Of rravitation was Lale, the joyful sun
set was last seen over kahuku point and
the counter attractions and the horrible
aftermaths viii be enlarged upon later.
The occasion was dull Saturday al
ternoon N town when the dry heat zig
gagged over the sidewalks around such
property a. Is not owned by the city
u Honolulu. Pie lazy loot of a sleep
ing steamer IN the harbor alone broke
the drowsv silence and-(for further
description see David Graham Phillips.
The wheels Of progress and thought
had come to q sudden standstiil. In
their respective offices the Three Re
porters gradually dozed and their heads
nodded and thir ewes binked until they
were with one accord awakened by the
call Of the wild and hastily remembered
that there was TO be a Mormon celebra-
ton at Laie scheduled for even day
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aIHh l. heE wanted 10 hlre H. or pIN
It or most awning lha1 "ouIa place
them IN temporary possession OF II, Tor
the bulk OF the pol bowl was large IN
their Imagination and the scent Of POI
dog and ulua was tantalization unto
their nostrils.
But the Portuguese man who thought
he owned the handcar wouldn t let them
buy il, or borrow it, or steal. but would
let them ride upon it if thew paid
monopoly rate and also the passage for
fifteen husky other Portuguese men who
were on pleasure bent and didn 7 want
to pump the blasted thing ANYHOW. So
hey walked to T.aie and called tba por-
rug1ese man bad names until +bev were
around KabpEu noin+ and the bIna If
their speech mingled with the hoan+i-
ful sunset.
And 10 and behold for the third +;na
when they reached The sea+ of b;ob
Mormon celebration there WIS ro,,lrlt
70 be had where il could he ra4 sn4
the linn the nina ana M; ana ~; A..
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night a4arna11, cra+afli1 tor -. i'Iah
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