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Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-05-06

brackets fastened to the poles at such
a height as not to interfere with
teams, etc. A small box and carrier
can be run over this between the house
and the road. The box can be sent
down and brought back from the house
by the use Of a cord or light twisted
wire cable. Attach 1t to the box and
pass it through a pulley on post at
the road and around drum or
through another pulley at the house.
The trolley wire should be soldered to
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-05-06

Young James had never heard h.
papa speak in public, and 1t was
thought time to take him to hear his
father deliver lecture. During the
evening stray dog which ventured
upon the platform was disposed Of as
gracefully as possible. On the way
home James was asked how he liked
his fathers lecture, and give the an.
swer, at was all right. papa, but I
liked the part where you put the dog
out the best."-The Delineator.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-05-06

Many farmers grow and sell wheat
but they do not feed any of 1t to their.
chickens. Wheat is one of the best
reproducing feeds, and it will paw
to feed it to the hens at all seasons
even when it is above a dollar a bush.
ell. Wheat is similar in composition to
milk and eggs; 1t contains nearly i'll
the elements in right. proportion for
perfect animal growth and mainte-
nance. A little of it will go long
way in feeding.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-05-06
CHAPTRR yr1r


When Hope returned to Mira ga.
vile she found that lady's maid re-
moving her outdoor garb and arrang.
Ing her mistress on the sofa as IL for
a siesta.
Il would have saved you from this
infection If could" she said. pres.
emily, when Hope thought she was 90
Ing to sleep. MARY Dacre was ALWAYS
foolish; she is now absolutely idiotic
am not surprised that Hugh had NO
patience with her; Hugh was always
instructive. He Is like me in MANY
things"
Hope listened with nervous atten-
ton, growing alternately red and
white. Never before had Mrv, savflla
named her offending son. and Hone
feared to utter . word that might Of.
fend or divert the current Of her
thoughts.
am always doomed to disappoint-
ment," she went on, as II speaking out
her thoughts. There is Richard: he
VIII be q dilettante and a nobody ALI
the days Of his life. never wasted
any anticipations on him. But Hugh
might be- anything statesman n
leader OF men. 1 would have done
anything to push his fortunes. All
my hopes, all my ambitions, conferred
in him; and you know-you must have
heard-how he repaid me-"
Yes, I have heard" returned Hone.
in such tremulous accents that Mrs
Saville looked up, as II surprised and
touched by her keen sympathy. "It
seems very cruel"
Seems! 1t is. To be forgotten
thrown over, for the sake of a pretty
face, within of passion, after wears
Of devotion! It is intolerable: II ia
not to be forgiven. An unsuitable
wife is a milestone round mans neck
that will drag him to perdition: but
I leave her punishment to him, He
win tire Of her, and he will curse the
day he ever saw her, and sacrificed
his mother and his career-everythinx
TO a passing fancy"
ut was terrible mistake, a."
She stopped suddenly.
"Are you Ill? You look white and
fainti" exclaimed Mrs. Saville. reused
to attention by the sudden cessation of
her voice.
"Only little giddy and dazed; the
sun was so strong to-day" returned
Hope, steadyiAg her voice by a strong
effort, 81 felt faint when we were
driving round the lakes. But, dear
Mrs Saville. may I say that greater
blame attaches to the girl who allowed
your son to sacrifice himself for her,
than to him?"
mo doubt she is designing mink.
But she will find that she reckoned
without her host when she caught nv
son. Existence as the wife Of poor
naval officer is not quite a bed of
roses"
"And suppose she proves a devoted
wife, prudent, careful, self-denying;
would you not In time forgive her, and
pardon him for his misfortune in fall
ing victim to-her designs7"
''You suppose what is highly Inn
probable; but even II this woman
prove gem of the finest water, that
will do nothing towards pushing my
son in his career. All must come from
him; and wife endowed with money
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-05-06
Trolley Nail Box.

Many patrons of rural delivery
routes live a considerable distance
from the highway, and dev5ce which
would carry the mail between the
house and the road would be a great
convenience. A Kansas subscriber
whose house ish 80 rods from the
rural route and who has a straight
line of telephone poles to the road
asks If an endless wire cable could
be arranged in some way to carry
small box.
A No. 10 wire can be attached to
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-05-06
Protect the Grindstone.

A grindstone should never be left ex-
posed to the sun. The weight of tn4
handle will always cause one portion
of the stone to remain uppermost, and
this from exposure will reach a differ
ent degree Of hardness from the under
side, so that after a while the stone
will be ground out of circle. If the
stone has to stand in the open fat
box can easily be obtained to serve -
a cover.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-05-06
Certified MIX Pays Best.

Certified milk sells in all large cities
for about twice the price of other
milk. 1t is absolutely clean, no impuri-
ties being allowed to get into the
milk. A layer of fine cheesecloth L.
stretched over the milk pail, layer
OF absorbent cotton is placed upon that,
then another piece of cheesecloth.
There is no sediment in the bottom Of
the milk vessels of milk treated IN
this way. It's not expensive, either.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-05-06

The ficus macrophylia, commonly
called the Moreton Bay fig, is merci-
less Australian parasitical growth, says.
a writer in the Wide World magazine.
1t takes root in the forks of it's host
tree (Which in this case is a Queens
land bloodwood) and ultimately smoth-
ers the latter and usurps its place as
an independent tree. Many valuable
trees in the scrubs of Queensland are
destroyed in this manner.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-05-06
Enuilage and Alfalfa Feed.

The scientific ration for COW Civ
ing twenty pounds of milk with per
cent Of butter fat-a good average
dairy cows forty-hve pounds of en-
silage and ten pounds of alfalfa hay a.
day. Ensilage costs about 50 a ton and
alfalfa about $40 a ton. Thus the
cow feed cost of 911a cents day, which
is more than a third cheaper than
could be sustained on an ordinary
corn ration.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-05-06
Care of Horses, Teeth.

Horses seldom suffer from decayed
teeth but because of the upper teeth
closing on the lower ones little on
the outside points are sometimes found
which lacerate the cheek or penetrate
the gums, creating a tenderness that
prevents the proper mastication OF
tood' annoying the horse SO much that
ne falls away very rapidly.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-05-06
Mixture for Pasture,

Minnesota farmers have found six
pounds of timothy, five pounds Of
white clover, three pounds of Ken
lucky blue grass, and one pound OF
red top seed per acre, to be an excel
lent mixture for pastures. If the
ground IL inclined to be wet, the red
top viii take the place Of the timothy
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-05-06
Meat Barrel Cover.
Testing Eggs In Incubator.

During incubation, eggs should be
tested on the seventh and fourteenth
days. At the first test the air cell
should measure about quarter of an
inch; on the tenth day, one-half inch;
On the fifteenth day, flve-eighths Of an
inch; nineteenth day, three-quarters OF
an inch. The measurement should be
taken from the middle of the large
end.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-05-06
Her hope.

"This play in its intensity" said the
go-out-between-the-acts young man,
fairly takes my breath away"
81 only wish 1t would" gloomily re-
marked the lady In the Aext SEATTLE
Bits
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-05-06
A ReQuinate.

stayIaight-Oh, Miss Wobbins. may
I come to SEQ you againH
Miss Wobhns-Well, can not BeA
how you can very well. unless you 90
this tim0i-LlfA.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-05-06

over it without trouble. With little
Yankee ingenuity anyone can rig up
a device of this kind-Farm and
Tome.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-11-14

be a less general impression that, any
man who has failed in other lines can
be an editor impromptu.
Briefly stated, the chief rules for an
ordinary news article are these: Tell
the whole story in your first sentence.
or at least in your first paragraph, and
the briefer the paragraph the better.
BE sure to give in your opening Zines
the time place and chief actors con-
cerned. along with the scope and ma
ture Of the event chronicled. Avoid ex-
jectiyes or editorial comment. II 1t is a
piece of news in which timeliness is
an important element. get II TO your
paper as quickly as your lucky stars
will let you. Tell your story I'm the
fewest words possible without emitting
essential details II you cannot shake
off the hallucination that an introduce
ton is needed, put IL at the end, where
the editor can cut 1t off.
There are a hundred other details
such as writing on but one side of the
paper, leaving margins on the sheets
never rolling the copy, writing plainly,
putting the name and address at the
top OF the manuscript, and the ike,
which are generally known. But with
out the knowledge that a news article
is not written like an grafton, all these
are comparatively useless. The ten
dency to preach, which newspaper men
call "editorializlng," also causes many
an otherwise news item from outside
contributors to go upon the floor. II
would be as great an advantage 10
the press az TO the clergy and the lay
men II the chief rules for writing a
newspaper article were more accurate
ly and widely understood.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-11-14
THIS s w sET- BIRTHDAY

EeT Letter p WEsol. 60 q ths
t.szr En1rE t-sEsEss ~ TO- Mef1p5ls-
Erf s11I.al Cta1rlt pzs tsaru In Bal
rf-no-s s5gr- a. Jazz aas reaeir@s rs
cary @51nsrl11 5- mat cll1- Az
a--,-s-.arf1E fre-u L5zklzaoz College sr
1g-5 80 sB,s-f no Fszrs IN TIE s-atE
~ -1.ssi-1us a. ths CriEsrz-rT - Mar. 81
and ne fo1iguf1E pear ~ entered
tt.e T. rtr1r-s r1-fsrs-os q rhs n p
Crgrch ans fo- a r1Utar - years
rrere4fier se aeesp.is'5 p.slpi-s - var
gls c5lses ard towns - 1Is-ylz-ll-
EffsE serr--E O. ssrs-zl srDD1rrz--
e-s--h co--. r-it-esE - waE slsetz1 10
RE h-EaoIric ~ Ire Ee1erzl co1tsr=noe
I'D l1 L1s Angeles in 1895 j. add
-o1 20 kls othsr duties BlEk0D WI
E1z has Tor --srT years bee- active in
e5--.s-io-sl work ard a. an advocate
- ter1I.srsrGe- He has Esrvs5 as pres
iEsnr u TIE American Anti Szlg1r
LszE-s ard a. Trustee - D5ckirsgn
CoI@Es. Drew TEsoi0,Ziczl sernirary
a.5 several e-1ucatl91zl Institution
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-11-14
Writing for the Newspapers
cLiHEI IS 81 FIRST LINES Or PARAGRAPH ARTICLE
MUST BE FREE FROM PERSONAL OPINION.

always be issued al the same hour. IL
naturally follows that there IN an over
varying pressure on the columns. The
paper az ] o'clock on the preceding
day. At the time when they do their
Afternoon assignment" there may be
space IN abundance, and their articles
may be written in considerable detail.
Late In the evening there may be a
great fire or some important victory
on the battlefield that will suddenly
demand dozen or a score Of columns.
II becomes necessary 10 "cut" every
thing 81 ordinary Importance. BY that
time the earlier stories" are in type
and cannot be rewritten. The con-
densing II done By dropping OFF the
latter part Of the article. which can be
done without injuring it's essential
parts n II Is constructed on the proper
plan. Every large newspaper nightly
kills" many columns Of matter in this
way. either before IL is in type or af-
terward. II the vital news were scat
tered through the articles there would
be no alternative but 10 leave IL all
out.
Here is where the wOuld-be corre-
spOndent 50 often meets his Waterloo.
The young and ambitious editor Of a
country weekly gets a commission TO
represent his town az Geographic cor
respondent of a large city daily. Per-
hsps there In a bad fire in the village
and several lives are lost. He tele-
graphs a graphic account Of IL in de-
tail, telling n In such a way that one
must read 1000 words 10 discover how
many persons were killed or injured
and what IL the total value OF the
property destroyed. The story reaches
/ the telegraph editor AT a time when he
Is working under high pressure TO cut
down all news ito the marrow" in
/ order ~ make room for some event Of
world wide import The country cor
respondents matter is useless unless
/ printed entire or rewritten. There Is
neither the space for the one nor the
time for the other. The result Is that
/ the article goes into the waste basket
and the aspiring correspondent re-
ceives notice that his services are no
longer desired.
Nearly every reporter learns this
lesson by hard experience and much
wasted labor. Every editor has had
his patience tried 20 the boiling point
/ by contributions that might be used II
they did not violate the first com
mandment OF the newspaper decalogue
tell the news In the first sentence
! should not like TO compute how many
columns ! wrote for the waste basket
before 7 discovered the simple rule Of
Journalism, or how many ] have blue
penciled or rewritten for other begin
ners since I have attained to the dig
nifty OF desk work" If the public had
n better realization Of the hard driif on
such points that must precede all sue
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-11-14
THIS DATE IN history


IEss-T.e M0r1s ess-ahststes1 thss first
5sruansnt Fre1ch settlement In Ar
ca6ia
lsg7-grzneis West beesrne governor
- virginia
l1sf-Ssnr1sl sszburv c0nsecrzted
a. Aberdeen. Eegtland. a. first Protest
ant Episcopal bishop in the United
states
I7ss-Rer John Carroll app0in;e6
FIRST Roman Catholic bishop IN the
United Etates-
Ig15-Jzooo Abbott. noted author
born in HaIloEelL Re. Died Oct q
1875.
it9J-Sapoieon entered Vienna
Is4g-AmeFiezn fOrce under Com
n1D50rs David Conner captured Tam
plc9. Mexico
1sss-George Peabody. eminent phil
aEthrDDist. died 81 London. Born IN
Da1veFE. NasE.. FeD. ls. 1888.
is7s-The Marquis u LDrne and tbs
Princess Louise sailed for Canada
ls97-The third Russian Duma was
opened
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-11-14
MICHIGAN HAS MUCH TO
BE THANKFUL FOR,
SAYS GOV. WARNER

Lansing. Mich, Nov. 14.-Gover-
nor Warner issued his sixth annual
Thanksgiving proclamation today. 1t
reads as follows:
ut is a wise and benencient GUS
tom that has taught our people to set
aside a day during the season of sere
and yellow leaf and after the harvest
promised Gods people at seed time
has been completed, as a day of praise
and thanksgiving for the blessings
showered upon us. In obedience to
this custom bequeathed to us and hol-
lowed by long observance. hereby
designate Thursday. November "a. as
a day to be set apart for the purpose
of rendering thanks unto the giver OF
every good and perfect gift that has
come to us as individuals and as peo-
pie.
Our state is one of marvellous ma
terial resources. and in the year now
drawing to a close we have been es-
pecially favored. The land has yield
ed bountifully under the skillful hus-
bandry of intelligent ownership. Our
cities are centers of commercial en-
terprise and the handiwork of our ar
tsans is bringing fame and fortune to
our people.
our progress is not all along ma
terial lines. Religious activity and
unity Of our people is everywhere man.
ifest and brings assurance OF bet
ter citizenship. higher ideals, better
and purer home life and a continuance
of those conditions that have made our
state and nation the greatest heritage
that has come to any people.
In recounting our numerous bles-
sings we must not neglect those of our
number who are deprived by misfor-
tune or otherwise of just measure of
prosperity and happiness. The aged
and infirm. upon whom the hand of
anliction has been laid. should share
our love and material welfare. The
day should be one OF Joy and happin-
ess and we can enrich our lives by
deeds of charity by tightening each
oshcr's burdens and carrying for this
day some OF blessing of the outside
world 10 those deprived of liberty. The
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-11-14

Probably not one reader IN hun
1red has Dzgsee n rotlce that newz-
paper article IL written On q plan just
the reyerse u that n "a serrnOn or ora
ion, Eays ,he Christian Advocate.
Comparatively few ministers have ana
ljzsJ the slDlect sufficiently ~ notice
I this fart. and their ignorance 81 u will
often acegunt fOr the reluctance al
! nsWsDaperE ~ accept matter contrib
Dte1 by them. u In worth the while
u every man and woman % know the
general plan On which Newspaper arti-
ciss are written for almost everybody
desires ~ times ~ announce something
through the press The mere knOWI-
edge u the theory viii not make a
sgccesgful writer ln this Or any other
/ department. but IL Do the first step.
The skillful preacher Or orator usu p
I ally reaeryeg hiE most important points
until toward the end Of this discourse.
closing with climax. The skillful
Newspaper reporter puts his climax
/ into his first sentence and ends with
/ the most non essential detail While
/ the novelist secures his dramatic effect
I ~ keeping the secret Of his story hid
den 40 long an possible. the reporter
attaing success BY revealing his secret
az quickly as words will Jet him. Both
are working on principles az clearly
defined az that on which "A sonnet n
constructed. but the modern neWspa-
per article IN ~ ~ much more recen,
date that few critics have Analysed II
and even many ~ the best newspaper
writer's work daily upon the foregoing
principle without knowing IL. No man
can work many days under a metro
pOlitan city editor without learning f.
II he does not pick up the kDack
promptly be IL given a chance 10 learn
some other business
The reasons for this method Of con-
struction are plain. The object OF n
Newspaper story" IL 20 tell the news
FOR its own sake. The majority Oi
readers DO not have time % read tho
whole ~ an article. What they want
II compact statement Of the essen
tial facts ~ an accident or a crime OF
a public meeting. The best newspa-
per II the one that gives them th'
Dith Of the whole matter in the first
paragraph. following this with more
important details and closing with thu
least important. The reader ther
chances down the column far enough n
get the vital facts and does not waste
time on the rest. He can get a fall
knowledge Of the whole worlds new,
for the day by merely reading tho
headlines and opening paragraphs OF
the paper. while perhaps but one ar
ticlc is interesting enough TO read
every line
There is also another important
cause which has contributed TO thi,
method Of presenting the news with
the cream always on top. AZ startling
events do not occur In this world Will
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-11-14

TIE Ken Yosz Journal ~ Corur-errs
uEbh 81 not Darrlszn EeaEpsDer
Suns %, me s-srs,ct Il 1870 30 reg
Uttered IN tire recent slecti9n. In fhe
f-tt place % eorsleefE TIE res-lt q Re-
hlke - ez-F,yssl1ens Ro0sessit ~ BE
a6yorzry - an extreme poiey -
concentrating po9er .a -fe fsfsr-
Tgyernmert 80 -ef ~ 20 h~ -
ciznlass ars gntsl- resofr q, Defe1a-
sIifres in hls uhirivfns rsAecaras-
ing ozr1palgn In - see0n5 placs q
Bogxs gDor ne verdict - q sey-ss ~
tbe TzsDgo.i1zn PARTY. rhicr osgff 70
p-sd1os . clas-ent Ieaderst5D ard
a ensnze n De.ey. Taat party ire
gosrnaI - Corsnsres ls ,9aT.reel
~can rs.riess Itself grIT ~ beeyroirz
truly ard s5De1ly progressive. not g1g-
Ienuy r1dlesL7 me osteoans ~ me
slectlon ~ chast.ssnent pr fhs
party that he been responsible rather
than a ti8npa for thar which has m
been Hlse 81 opp9ntlon.-
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-11-14
80. :. :. :. :. :. :. :. !: :. =
= BE CAREFUL WHAT you SAY ::

. - - - - :. :. :. :. :. - :. - - =: = =
In speaking Of another persons faults
Pray don't forget your Jwn;
Remember those with houses OF glass
Sho IA st'6om throw a st1n.
II we have nothing else 10 DO
BIT to tall OF those who sin
It's hetter We commence at home,
And FRI m that point begun.
We have no right to judge a man
Until he's fairly tried:
Should we not like his company,
We know the world Is wide.
Some have their faults. and wno mas
not?
The ola as well as young:
Perhaps we may. for aught we know
Have fifty to their one.
I'll tell you of a better plan,
And find It works full well.
To try my own detects TO cure.
Before of others tell.
And though I sometimes hope to De
No worse than some | know;
My own shortcomings bid me let
The faults of Others go.
Then let us all, when we commence
To SANDER friend or foe.
Think what harm one word may 90
To those who little know.
Remember curses sometimes. ike
Our chickens. "roost at home.
don't s-..au ~ .,tbev., faults until
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-11-14

VIE pas etais erection sc1mmaZs
ons oay I'D new Struggle aDIears
~ bid fgr atteutlDn between noa and
the gathelrQ ~ uas lesllslators
sDealer cola T. Campbell ri Kent
was 0.feated FIR reelection and the
REPUBLICAN LEGISLATURE elect from that
co1nty charge thar REP. n. Y. BAKER n
CheDoyzan. Df.o wants ~ be aDeazer
~ me next house. gave aid and susie
nauce ~ CanpDe.rs Democratic OPP
pouent 30 order ~ ger TIC 8yoazer out
" The way. ~ retaliation the Kent
delegaslon prornses 70 form coali-
zion with Wayne and other districts
and prevent Baker from winning. Rep.
y. q. 3. Warner a. Leeiauau ia the
man prOpDsed a. an opponent ~ Eak-
or. Baker. however win have tho solid
support n the grange Interests and u
- said that the influence II Governor
OafDoru also win b. ezerted In bis be-
half inaamuch as Baker rs an ardent
Osborn man. II 81 claimed by Bakers
friends that he has a sufficient number
~ Legislators pledged 30 insure his
election. with Campbell eliminated II
looks very much like victory for the
CheDOygau man.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-11-14


Wso a. neEt se-sztor f-u- Nfw
Ya-k plg - L. "a knsun ~ it ul1
sDsa-s-tIy r,s - slto- y Parssr f1r-
10y s-srics q ras E-y-e-us corr a.5
anos es.slzsts 90 t.s D.e-.serstle
tsesst f9r 80 hlgasEf gslrs pst-.r sts
zr.t - --s s9terE ar ,sl1s o. t.s way.
rl-h Naea me voters saeue1 lt1l=
rsoe-ae.ty - Ia a. J.szz F-srser paf
ooaas--ss F1- r. hzE eliminated h1u-
ss-f fr1-- tt.s race re has snno-nos5
-azt = rae ysElts9a ~ers lrers1 him
~ Eo.ls 30 rise - re- lzu przct5es
- tss = s89 salzry Il a.forGz
we rzther frgm tals nat gs1gs
Fzrser u9als ~ n hoDsst se1atDr.
f9r 20 svl5snuy fss-s tfzt Re ean
maze r,9-s praetlcE1g AN nan -
og-8 E, t.s ssnzte. bgt ria p1eu ~
-.s a,1are- - sg-satat ngvsl fgr
a mar ~ prsziss.tlzl czl,se- and u
t1e altf1-srle prlnels-es fhzt are sup
Doss1 in theorT ~ least 70 sctUats
r1ch ar irsITB8zaL Ills decision %
stay WHERE be is bsez1ss be can make
r1grs nooneT taan b. egli5 a. wash
lngtg1 nay ~ perfeetiy sDan3 buEi-
neas. and 3; r. an ast0nizhing view
pint for 0zs VINO Processes - ~ ~
interested in Afneflezn gOYernment
from stztesnsr's standpoint AID
uao Dzrpostz 70 - 80 little sztisle1
vita TIE way the eosniry 81 being nm
ngr.
~ eolFse ire ralary might - ssls-
- - Jg9gs ParserR b~nest 0r q
private eoHuiDsti9n rle~f .s-tzsen
~ ~ re.sassrss him for Ms nr4nelal
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-11-14
THE IDIOT AGAIN.

The turkey was not a very large one
and Mrs. Pedagog's boarders began to
be a little anxious on the subject Of Its
going around. Finally the last bit was
distributed and the Idiot, glancing al
his portion. observed that he had
drawn the neck ana the pope's-nose.
"Ah. Mrs. Pedagogy said he, with
a genial smile. you are a wonder at
making both ends meat!"-Lippin-
cots.