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Norwich bulletin., 1910-06-04
MARRIED.

MARRIED. BARBER-FRYE-In Volunt town June l. 1910. by Rev II. Martin Kellogg, Silas c. Barber and Miss Mary E. Frye.
 DIED BARRY-In this city, June ?, Bridget Riordan, wife Of John k. Barry, of No. 72 Summit street Funeral services from her late home 12 Summit street, Monday morning at S.1b. Requiem mass at St. Patrick s church at 9 o'clock. M'MANUS-In HaIlville. June 2 Mrs. Margaret McManus. widow of James McManus. Funeral from her late home in Hall vile ons Sunday afternoon at 123o Services in St. Patrick's church at 2 o'clock. HARTIGAN-In Providence. R. l., June 1, Thomas Hartigan.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-31
A Genuine Surprise.
rom Linpincott's.

from LfpplDcOtt s.
I'VE have the surprise beautifully plan
ned" said young Mrs. Westerleigh to
the guests. land Frank doesn't suspect a
thing. I think he has even forgotten that
from the Office at bout o'clock. Then
he always goes upstairs to take off his
coat and put on his smoking jacket for
the evening. When he is upstairs / will
call out suddenly, oh, Frank, come
down quick. The gas is escaping Then
he will rush down here. unsuspecting, to
find the crowd of friends waiting for
him."
1t went off exactly as planned. West
and went directly upstairs. The guests
held their breath while Mrs. Westerleigh
called out excitedly, 'Oh, Frank, come
down quick. The gas Is escaping in the
parlor."
Every light had been turned out, and
the parlor was in perfect darkness. There
was q rapid rush of feet down the stair
way, then voice said, II don't smell
any gas"
Better light the JET Mrs. Wester-
leigh suggested, TREMENDOUSLY. Here's a
match.
There was a sputter. and suddenly the
screamed. The hostess tainted
For there in the center of the room
stood Westerleigh. attired only in a natty
union suit, with a fresh pair OF trousers
carried over his arm.
Birthday parties still form forbidden
subject of conversation at the Wester
leighs'.
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will repair to the Walter Reer General
Hospital for observation and treatment.
Leave of absence for one month is
granted Capt. John L. Shepard, Medical
Corps.
First Lieut. Arthur Poillon, 14th Cav
airy, will proceed to San Francisco and
report to Brig. Gen. Tasker H. Bliss for
duty on his staff.
Lieut. Col Willard F. Waltz, genera
staff (27th Infantry is relieved from
duty as a member of the General Stan
Corps to join his regiment.
By direction of the President and upon
the application of Battalion Sergeant
Major John Johanson, 9TH Infantry.
that soldier will be placed upon the re-
tired list.
Capt. John r. Proctor, Coast Artillery
Corps, will proceed to Fort H. G. Wright.
New York. for duty.
Corps, will proceed to San Francisco for
duty as chief surgeon of that department.
relieving Lieut.. Col. Henry S. T. Harris,
Medical Corps.
granted Chaplain Cephas c. Bateman,
Coast Artillery Corps.
Capt. Alexander E. Williams, quarter
master. will proceed to the camp of in
striction, Gettysburg, Pa, on official
business pertaining to the quartermas-
Col. Harvey c. Carbaugh, judge advo-
cate. will repair to this city about Oc-
tober I. 1910, for temporary duty.
The following changes in the stations
dered:
Capt. Robert NJ. Cutler. from Fort On
tario. New York, to Honolulu, Hawaii
territory, relieving Capt. Charles F.
Morse. who will proceed to Manila, P. 1.
Capt. Alexander Murray. from Seattle,
Wash, to Fort Casey WASH. relieving
Capt Herbert NJ. Smith, who will pro-
coed to Philadelphia.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-31

police went to his home, where they
found motion picture machine valued al
1925, which had been stolen from the
New Moon picture theater on 14th street
near U street northwest. of which Allyn
D. Hayworth of $50 G street is the pro-
prietor.
When Detective Howes and Policeman
Cox told the prisoner what they had
found they say he confessed having
stolen them and also said that another
motion picture machine. which had been
stolen about one month ago from the
Maryland Picture Theater, at GIG 9th
street northwest. owned by John Noonan
would be found in a woodshed in the
rear yard of his home. This was found
Other articles which had been reported
stolen and which, the police say, We're
found in the home were identified by the
owners.
Among the other articles recovered are
camera and tripod, valued at $34.50
from w. Joseph Krouse, a photographer,
at TIT 9th street northwest; a photo
graph reel, valued at $3.50; Photographic
paper and other articles, valued at about
$40. from M. A. Leese, 6lS 9th street
Browne is said to- have formerly been
employed at Mr.. krouse's store, which it
is claimed he was attempting to enter
when Mr.. Williams heard him. He will
be given hearing in the Police Court
tomorrow.
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Army Orders.

Capt. William T. Davis, Medical Corps,
will report at the Army Medical School
for duty as assistant instructor In
ophthalmology and optometry at that
school.
Corps, will report at the same school FOR
duty as instructor in Hospital Corps drill
and first aid at the school.
Second Lieut.. Charles H. White, 9Th In
fantry, will assume charge of construc-
ton work at Plattsburg Barracks, New
York.
Capt. Harry B. Kirkland, Signal Corps,
Ohio National Guard, is authorized by the
President to pursue the course of instruc-
ton at the Army Signal School. Fort
Leavenworth, Kan.
First Lieut.. George. M. Lee. eth Cavalry,
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GIVEN FOR SUMMER OUTINGS.
Contributions for Camps Good Will
and Pleasant.

Andrew Parker, treasurer of the sum
mer outings committee of the Associated
Charities, 923 III street northwest, is in
receipt of the following contributions to
Camp Good Will:
DR.. and Mrs. William r. Buchanan, SIS;
F. l.. Ransome, 81: John b. Henderson.
$40: Mrs. James T. Marshall S25e:
Charles NJ. Hendley, 81; cash, 81: Miss
Mabel F. Bailey, 50: Frank r. Rawlings,
So; Miss Emily Smith, 81: j. j GilIen-
water, 81; Mrs. Ferdinand Weller $3.50;
Fred G. Coldren, 81; Miss Nettie G. Brad
ley, So; Mrs. NJ. Z. Robinson. So; s. Dana
Lincoln, So; Mrs. F. w. McReynolds. 81;
Mrs. Anna l.. Peck, So Harry Howe,
$50; Miss Elizabeth McGill, 81: Mich
olas Luquer. SO; Mrs. Helen King Lu-
auer, SO: DR.. NJ. f. Thompson. 81: cash.
Rhode Island Avenue NJ. P. Church. 81:
Admiral and Mrs. j. Z. Pills5ury. 81;
Mrs. Jackson H. Ralston. 50. Mrs. T. II.
Luckett. 50; millinery department OF
Palais Royal. $3.50; Fred y. Weber. sr.,
50 30; Mrs. Samuel Ovenshine. So; Capt.
William j. Barden, 81: the Misses Smith.
50; F. f. Sergeant, s.; Judge William IL
DeIacy, So: Porter u. Haskell. SGD;
Gen. and Mrs. John A. Johnston. -: Mrs.
G. Thomas Duniop. So: Miss Julia o.
born, So: Mrs Elizabeth Scheuch, $40:
Miss G. L. Woodin, So: Gen. and Mrs
j. P. Sanger. So; Mrs. Ellen F. Casse.s.
$3.50
The following amounts have been ae-
for Camp Pleasant tcolored):
Miss Rosa l.. Easily. so: DIR. Charles
H. Marshall, So; Fountain Peyton, 81;
Young Mems Progressive Lodge. So; Par
ker, Bridget & Co.. $40: w. b. Moses
& Sons, So; Thomas Walker. $40: Rev
c. II. Butler, ST. III. T.. b.. 81 Ebenezer
M. Z. Church. So; Womans Home Mis-
Society Asbury NJ f. Church.
81. 30; District Epworth League, 81; Mr..
Winthrop, 81; Maria Lawson, Sl.A
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CAPTURED IN BACK YARD
FLOYD G. BROWNE ACCUSED OF
HOUSEKEEPING.
Recovery of Stolen Motion Picture
Machines and a Quantity of
Photographers Materials.

What is believed by the police to be
one of the most important arrests made
in this city for some time and which
they declare has solved the mystery
of the robberies Of motion picture
theaters and photographers stores
was the arrest Friday night Of Floyd
G. Browne of $50 Elliott street north
east He is locked up at the first
precinct station with four charges Of
housebreaking against him.
About 1890 o'clock Friday night Mr..
and Mrs. Joseph R. Williams. who live
on the second floor of 1877 9Th street
northwest. heard a noise in the rear
yard Mr.. Williams took shotgun
and went down stairs. Opening the
rear door Mr.. Williams discovered
Browne Pointing the gun at him he
ordered Browne from the yard. With
the shotgun pointed between the mans
shoulders, Mr.. Williams followed him
down the alley to the street, where
he met Policeman Cox of the first pre-
cinct, who arrested Browne and took
him to the station house.
He was locked up and yesterday
morning Precinct Detective HoWes and
Policeman Cox questioned him.
Stolen Articles Recovered.
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ALEXANDRIA, AFFAIRS
Light Infantry Will Fight Sham
Battle Monday Night.
LAST DRILL THIS SUMMER
Clergymen on Their Vacation-Lay-
ing Sewer to the Washington
al Public School Building.
s,.c,., correspondence Of The star

SDefiai Correspondence OF ne star
ALEXANDRIA. Va. July 30. 1910.
Members of the Alexandria Light In
fan1ry will Monday night next engage
In a sham battle at George Washington
park, west of this city. All members OF
the command have been ordered to re-
mort at the armory Monday evening at
IA o'clock. They will march in BODY
,o tfie park, where the battle will take
place shortly after o'clock. The COM
maud will be divided into two platoons,
one in command of Capt. F. l.. Stay
maker and the other in command OF
First Lieut.. G.. Il. May.
This will be the last drill the company
wilI hold this summer The next regular
arilI. will be held the first Monday in
keptember
Announcement is made of the following
nroperty sales: Mrs Elizabeth Myers to
Joseph G.. Logan. house and lot ON the
EAST side of Columbus street between
Gibbon and Franklin streets: Mrs. Julia V.
Salls TO Il. j. Fannon. a house and lot
,n the north side of Gibbon street be-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-31
Funerals Monday.

The funeral of William. Addison Deahl
whose death occurred this morning at
the home of his mother, 500 Duke street
will take place at $50 O'Clock Monday
afternoon from Grace p. f.. Church. Rev
Edgar Carpenter will conduct the serv-
ices. The following will DE the pallbear-
ers: Thomas Hulfish, Edgar Warfeld, jr.,
Harvey Bartlett, William, f. Dobie, Fred
Hohenstine and Noble Smith.
Funeral services over the remains OF
Mrs. Sarah III. Wilkinson, who died from
the effects of the heat While in Washing
ton yesterday, will take place at :! O'Clock
Monday afternoon next from her home
terment will be made in the cemetery at
Woodlawn.
r. E. Lee Camp, Confederate Veterans
will hold a business meeting Monday at
Lee Camp Hall. All members are re-
quested to be present
NJ. Schiller is reported to be seriously
i'll at his home on King street
Services in the First Baptist Church
tomorrow will be conducted by Rev S
j. Lukens, superintendent Of the Central
Union Mission, Washington. His sub
ject will be THE Good Samaritan
At the Second Presbyterian Church to-
morrow services will be conducted by
Rev. F. w. T. Pitman.
BY score Of g to the Cardinal Ath-
letic Club this afternoon defeated the
Kensington team. The game was played
on the old fair grounds. and was wit.
messed by large gathering of local fans
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-31

match for any other royal player. with
the exception Of the late Prince Christian
Victor 1t was, however, at the older
game Of tennis, beloved of many of his
kingly predecessors, from Henry VIII
downward, that his majesty especially ex
celled. Alfred White. the well known
professional player, who initiated so many
royalties into the mysteries of tennis
(ncluding King Edward himself), consid-
cred Prince George the most promising
of all his pupils.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-31
King George and Tennis.

From the Dundee Advertiser
King George. who has become a patron
Of the All England Lawn Tennis and Gro
quet Club, was, in his younger days, a
very keen and clever player of the former
game, at which he was more than q
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-31

And what are we to understand by
the biblical expression, the four corners
Of the earth'?" asked the instructor in
theology.
"Rockefellers corner in oil, Have
meyers corner in sugar. Carnegie's cor
ner In steel, and Patterns corner in
wheat" answered the new student
Saturday Evening Post.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-31

tween Alfred and Patrick streets; NJ. B.
Harlow and wife to William B. Scott and
wife. house and lot on the west side of
Duke street between Wilkes and Gibbon
streets.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-31
Clergymen Taking a Rest.

number Of Alexandria ministers are
now on their vacations and several will
leave for vacations Monday, among them
Rev. W. J. Morton, rector of Christ p f.
Church, and Rev. p. p. Phillips. rector of
St PauPs p. f. Church. Rev. Mr.. Morton
will go to Spottsylvania. In his absence
the pulpit at Christ Church will be filled
by Rev. James d. Gibson. WeIlburg, w
Va. The pulpit at ST. Paufs Church in
Rev. Mr.. Phillips absence will be filled
by Rev. Ivan NJ. Green, Clifton Forge
Va
Miss Alice V. Harrison of this city and
Roger +. Barker of Fairfax county, Va
were married at 3 O'Clock this afternoon
at the parsonage of the Methodist Epis.
copal Church South by Rev. II. NJ. Can
ter, pastor.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-31

taken out licenses and lao colored people.
The police will at once begin a crusade
against all who have failed to take out a
license for their dogs. and delinquents
will be brought into the police court. The
fine for failure to take out a license is So.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-31
Public Work in Progress.

The work of laying a terra Gotta sewer
TO the Washington Public School build
ing from Wilkes street northward is now
In progress. AS soon the work is
completed the school building will be
installed with sanitary plumbing and
connections made.
Money for the work of installing plumb
ing was appropriated by city council
some time ago. The public property
committee has not yet. however received
any bids for the work. 1t is expected
that the work will be completed when
the schools reopen.
general overhauling is being given
many of the schools preparatory to the
reopening in September.
The police were this evening furnished
with a book containing a printed list of
all who have taken out dog licenses. The
book was compiled by City Auditor E. +.
Price. The licenses issued to date num-
Der 69S. The number issued last year
was 116. In 1908 the highest number in
recent years was issued, and 1t was 796.
According 20 the list ISL whites have
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-31
So snowflake
portieres, $l.69

40 pairs OF Summer Snowflake
Portieres-latest effects and col
ors-always sold at So pair-for
SI.6O.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-31
So. rs curtains,
$I.5y pair.

81 pairs Extra Fine Ruff1e
Muslin Summer Curtains-3
yards long-48 inches wide
French insertion and edge-$I.5o
instead of $2.75.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-31
S0laCe curtains,
$3.IO pair.

200 pairs Brussels Effect Lace
Curtains-5o inches wide aud
3H yards long-white and ecru
-S3.Io pair instead of 5000.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-31
$l.5O imp. Scotch
madras, 57hc yd.

785 yards Imported Scotch
Madras-5o inches wide-all col
ors and patterns, including The
new stained-glass efects-$i so
usua1ly-at 571zc yard.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-10

book. P. Aug. Anderson, one of the
best of our so-called Character ac-
tors plays Joe Portugais notably
well. In both dialect and makeup
he is an ideal riverman. AS for the
Charley Steele of Hallett Thompson,
it is the best of his stage portraits.
He makes Steele's regeneration and
and ultimate return to a conscious
ness of his past life, as we'll as his
heroic self-sacrifice, really impress
sive. The company as a whole is a
good one, and the pictorial side of
the production very beautiful, the
scenes being Steeles den, the Cote
Dorian, the hut on the mountain,
and the very picturesque Valley of
Cooling Springs. Seat sale starts
Saturday at a. m.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-10

So many dramatized novels have
fallen by the wayside in recent years
that the success of THE Right of
Way" which will be brought to the
Grand Opera House next Monday
night for one night stay, is gratlfy-
ing; the more so because Sir Gil
bert Parker's novel, from which
Eugene w. Presbrey made the play,
is an uncommonly fine one. The
best points of this story of the re-
demption of a wasted life, by an act
of self renunciation, with the hero
standing in the predicament of love
and happiness on one side and honor
and responsibility on the other,
have been we'll brought out by Mr..
Presbrey who had hard problem
to solve when he undertook to
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-10
THE RIGHT OF WAY SALEM

make play that should reflect the
novel as a psychological study and
at the same time have plenty Of ac=
ton. In the first scene the cynical,
reckless and tarnished personality
of Charley Steele is thrown into bold
relief in series of encounters with
the Judge whom he has defrauded,
the wife whom he has outraged, the
murdered whom he has saved, the
lover whom he defies and the
drunken parson and boyish repro
bate whom he has led to ruin. This
swift sequence of incidents gives a
strongly dramatic thrill and arouses
interest that is held to the end. The
dramatization is practically an orig
inal play, only 500 of the $1,000
words being taken direct from the
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-10

If you would have a safe yet GER
tain Cough Remedy in the home, try
DR.. Shoop's-at least once. It is
thoroughly unlike any other cough
preparations. Its taste will be en-
tirely new to you-unless it is al
ready your favorite cough remedy
No opium, chloroform, or any other
Supplying ingredients are used. The
tender leaves Of a harmless lung
healing mountainous shrub give to
DR.. Shops Cough Remedy it's Won
derful curative properties. 1t is tru-
ly most certain and trustworthy
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-10

You economize greatly when u.s.
ing DR.. Shoop's new coffee substi-
tute known to first class grocers
everywhere as DR.. Shops Health
Coffee. A 25c, " pound package
gives 100 cups of a wonderfully sat
isfying table drink. Pure toasted
grains malt, nuts, etc., give to
Health Coffee a wholesome, and sat
isfying taste and flavor. And there
is not a grain OF real coffee in It,
Besides, Health Coffee is made in
a minute" No 20 to 80 minutes
tedious boiling. Sold by j. w. Har-
ritt.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-10
HOW'S THIs2

We offer One Hundred Dollars re-
ward for any case of catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. F. ]. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known
f. ]. Cheney for the last Is years,
and believe him perfectly honorable
in all business transactions, and
financially able to carry out any
obligations made by his firm.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o..
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternally, acting directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. Testimonials sent free.
Price, 75c per bottle. Sold by all
druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipatiOn.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-10
@. e. Gauss.
O. e. Gauss.
1t VIII Take Amy Case Of Catarrh,
No Matter How Chronic, or


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No Matter How Chronic, or
What Stage 1t is In, and
Prove Entirely at My Own
Expense, That 1t Can
Be Cured.
Curing catarrh has been my bust-
ness for years, and during this time
over one million people have come
to me from all over the land for
treatment and advice. My method
is original. 1 cure the disease by
first curing the cause. Thus my
combined treatment cures where all
else fails. / can demonstrate to you
in just few days time that my
method is quick, sure and complete
because it rids the system of the
poisonous germs that cause catarrh.
Send your name and address at once
to c. r. Gauss, and he will send you
the treatment referred to. Fill out
the coupon below.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-10
Lame Shoulder.

This is a common form of muscu-
lar rheumatism. No internal treat
ment is needed. Apply Chamber
lain's Liniment freely three times a
day and a quick cure is certain. This
llniment has proven especially val
liable for muscular and chronic
rheumatism. Sold by all good drug
gists.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-10
Threatening feYerIshness

children is quickly and safely
calmed by Preyentics. These little
Candy Cold Cure Tablets should al
ways be at hand--for promptness
is alI-important. Preventics con-
tain no quinine. nothing harsh or
They are indeed "the
stitch In time" Carried in pocket.
or purse. Preventics are a genuine
safeguard against Colds. 25c. Sold
by Capital Drug Store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-10
Taxes are now due.
Struck a Rich Mime.

s. w. Bends. OF Coal City. Ala.
says he struck a perfect mine OF
heath in DR.. Kings New Life Pills
for they cured him OF liver and kid.
ney trouble after ~ years OF suf-
fering. They are the best pills on
earth for constipation, malaria.
headache. dyspepsia. debility. 25c
at j. c. Perry's.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-10

Laura Alice Shelton died at Ly-
ons, Ore, January 13. The funeral
was largely attended, there being
thirty-six carriages filled with rela-
tives and friends which is some con
ISOLATION.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-10
Great Special Offer

TO moro thoroughly Introduce thia
organ We are making most exceptional
concessions In our prices and terms and
viii deliver q strictly brand new, per-
rect ana fully guaranteed organ, freight
paid 20 any railroad station or boat
landing In the state OF Oregon for Sla
on payment OF IS down and 81 a month
The fancier styles. $50. t5e. etc, on
same terms Write US today, as this
effeR is positively limited
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-10
For fhnt Terrlble Itching.

Eczema. tetter and salt rheum
keep their victims In pereptual tor
ment. The application Of Chamber
lain's salve will instantly allay this
itching, and many cases have been
cured by its use. For sale by all
good druggists.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-10
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy the
Most Popular Because IL Is

II have sold Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy for the past eight years and
medicines on the market. For ba-
bies and young children there is
nothing better In the line of cough
syrups," says Paul Allen, Plain
Dealing. La. This remedy not only
find 1t TO be one OF the best selling
cures the coughs. colds and Group
so common among young children
but is pleasant and safe for them TO
take. For sale by all druggists.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-10

Twenty acres in the Hood River
Gao cents per dozen on the nest)
for beef 90 cents a pound on the
block). Let us pray.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-10

The citizens of Scio are rejoicing
over the prospects of a $4,000
hotel.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-10

The man who is always trying to
sit down on other people is pretty
sure in time to sit down on a tack
himself.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-10

The Walla Walla chicken fanciers
urge the substitution of eggs
for the salvation of their souls.