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Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-09-06
but I'm up TO the game. What did they
pinch Sheorge for:"
A Man Who Is Anxious.

kAANh ohtCatN 49,
A Man Who Is Anxious.
"Dere yhas no pinching. You can't
pinch somebody II he don't do not
tings."
Come OF. Your sign says dere
yhas great excitement"
$50 dere vhas. Some folks say he
yhas a bad man. und some say he
yhas good. and when IL vhas settled
dot he vhas square dot makes excite
ment."
"Und he don't be welsher"
mo"
"Und he don't run some con game
ind be pinched:"
"No"
"Und he don't steal money nor have
a scandal?"
No"
"yheli. don't have any use for
him and ne can go to Texas"
Der next caller vhas little wo-
man nit a pair OF old shoes. She
comes In In n big hurry und says:
"Cobbler. have left my baby asleep
on der lounge. ind he may wake up
any minute ind break all der windows
und set der house on nre. Tell me
right AWAY about Sheorge Washing
ton. What is der name OF der woman
I'm der case? How vhas IL found out?
Was she married or an old maid:"
"Dere vhas no woman about it,"
says.
But dere must be. ind don't keep
me here trembling"
'iSheorge Washington. man. vhas
q square man"
YES. yes. but he sold his vote or
something"
"A square man und a good man. und
nobody can say a word against him
1t vhas shust found out. uDd dots
What makes der excitement"
"Cobbler. vhas woman NIT
baby on der lounge. und II you FOOL
me you never get any more shoes to
AWAY nit a girl:''
This One Hit Back.
Never"
"Den you vhas a fraud. uDd IL my
baby vhas hurt or killed sue you for
damages"
Der next one vhas also a woman
She vhas stout und grand. und she
smiles und sits down und makes her
self at home Poorly soon. after she
speaks about Taft und Roosevelt. she
winks at me und laughs und says;
Got the old boy on string. have
your
"Yes. find out about Washington
Good. You men are not as sharp
as you think for. Got facts, have
you:'
II have"
well. that's what I came in for
I'm always picking up leetle facts
Give me the whole story
Dot story" says. 'vhas dot
Sheorge Washington vhas square
man"
IT understand. You are nil square
men until found out"
"Und he vhas n good man"
81 see Get along TO the racy part.
"Und he married 4 nice woman und
died regretted. Nobody could be nicer
dan Sheorge Washington"
mo scandal"
"Not a breath"
"Shust d good man, ehE"
dot vhas IL. Dot makes der OK
citement-shust a good man."
Und dot grand und stout lady rises
oop. picks up der shoes she brings in
und hits me a cuff on d.: ear -und
walks out!
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hiss Ca'oe.''e -, ftste super
inteSoept .. 49, pction for
Coioraoo- a1o ~. rtt Decker
took the R''i'"s 49, laying Of
he corners,Ons =. building
ciusively 70 the aeveiopt = seB~e.
bold arr and vOHen Ths
Ouiiding : tns -. "a nrFen-
helm to zoe 1--WE "o' rsl COZ
lexe-
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-09-06
Thvn5srs and Milk

1ne popo'- that thunder
storms sour mi ms to be pretty
thoroughly eAp,V Experiment has
SHOWN tnat Ia rived Of Tactic
orEanisms = .'s I'd by cIimactic
condItIons. aud IL - ten, cold a.
does not sou. 10 dery weather.
Ine appa'e-' Won between
tnunasIs'o'ins so. milk IS prob
abIy due 70 the sui nd,,,ons nre-
ceding the storm.
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A YauthfuI OhssrNer.

IF you behave correctly and study
hard. my lad said the friend 81 the
family. you may be president some
day"
1t sounds good replied. The boy.
whose father Is member of congress
But ! am getting 50 I haven't much
faith In these political promises
WASHINGTON Star
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-09-06

And what are we to understand by
The Biblical expression The four cor
ners Of the earthy" asks the instruc-
tor In theology.
~RockfeIier's corner in oil. Have
meyers corner In sugar. Carncgie's
corner In steel and Patterns corner In
wheat answers the new student
Saturday Evening Post.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-09-06

I am a poor man
When we are married can learn
TO cook
Hadn't you-cr-bctter begin prac-
ticing.~ suggested the uh-ifty suitor.
while your father Is yet supplying
the raw material. - TO speak STRAY
~forfs-u
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Ths One Great Trouhls.

There's one great trouble with our
jury system"
~Whrrs that
SO many % us are becoming able 70
read. write aud thins ~-Chicaes Rec
ord Herald
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Th~ First Battle

so they've quarreIed already"
Yes. be wanted his people Tor their
frst Sunday dinner az home. and she
wanted hers. and both refused 20 art'i-
fra;e Detroit Free Press
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-09-06


straight. How mooch did be get AWAY
mit:'
Not q cent
What, Vhatw
"Sheorge Washington vhas some hon.
est man He don't take cent from
ANYBODY He vhas as straight ash
some strings"
But he vhas liar"'
NO. sir. Not one lie did he ever
tell"
He plays poker:'
Not one game"
"Vhell. py goily, have to believe
you II you say So but j ALWAYS thought
he vhas a slippery man. Dots Why
my fadder don't name me Sheorge.
vhas sorry I believe dot about him II 1t
Wasn't so. und go right out und take
It all back Hum. He vhas square.
und all der time | believe he vhas
confidence man. CObbler. thank you
for putting me next"
Dot man goes out ind woman
pairs Of shoes to mend. hut she talks
about der weather for five minutes
before she SAYS:
"Oh. by der vhay, vhas deere some
excitement around:'
Deere vhas. man. All der-facts
about Sheorge Washington have come
TO light"
She Wanted All the Facts.
Dot vhas coed Ike to hear some
scsudals. Tel, me everything. begin
ming at the beginning. und don't skip a
thing"
do you know" | whispers. Why
Sheorge Washington don't eloped nit
some odder mans wife,"
NO Tell me quick
Because he Wasn't dot kind Of a
man. IL vhas sbust found out. aud ii
makes der greatest excitement"
But didn't he want TO elOpe:"
mot O. Bit
But don't he fiirt init some Lady,"
Not n dirt | tell you dis In conf
ience. und don't you give II AWAY.
II he could have eiOped init lady he
didn't do It, lie shust stays by his
own wife ind behaves himself"
-Humph. don't see where some
scandals comes in" says der woman.
Dots IL. mam-do,'s II. Deere vhas
10 scandal. uBd dots What makes der
excitement. Dere oxciterient vhas ali
over der country"
-svheI. I leave der shoes dis time.
tut next time go by der dagces. IL
Washington don't elope | don't care
two ceats about him"
She goes out looking mad but
can't help dot IL Washington vhas a
square nan I can't help q a hoooered
years after he Was dead. Deu tall
man comes In und Ssys he likes a
cement patch on his shoe. Dot vhas
all o X. ind he goes 90 der front
door and der back door ind looks out
und den tiptoes back % me uud says.
let 'er 20. coobler.
How you mean
About Washington. They never
fooled 90 cents worth on him.
Have you got bold " some % hts billy.
dous 70 der ladies'
mot exactly"
did be welsh on hts gambling
dsbtsy-
i guess not
Did the enraged husband smash the
door down. Just 20 rigst ahead. cob
bier. I have an innocent face on me.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-09-06

Sister ftkrs the r1yun.ains.
Mother lik-s tf~ 80
No one reEs me- uhaf ! Ike
4 don't count. v0u Sc.
Brother. fond % fsninr
tnd yachting Ger TIE foam
Fafhsrs fond Of cosofort-
- ~ STAYS ~ hone
--Csvslzn6 Plain DsalrT.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-09-06

wEIy-why Is itshe shades Of night
are falling fast;
Nily- Becnn~e the girls inside are
going to bed-Yaie Eecord
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i Trick FOR TRADE
Der German cobbler's Scheme to
Get Business.
"WHO WAS WASHINGTON 7"
Query Causes Rush OF Customers
Who Want to Hear Sesndals-Ths
Stout Lady Caller Boxes Outehy's
Ears.
BY M. QUAD.

BY M. QUAD.
copyright. 1910. by Associated Literary
Press
~ USlNESS vhas VERY good init
me. but l like 1t leetle bet
ter. und so make und hang
oop u sign dot reads:
Excitement. Excitement, Who vhas
George Washington: Bring In your shoes
to be mended ind hear about him Der
truth at last.
1t don't be ten minutes after my
shop yhas opened In der morning when
a stranger comes IN init pair OF shoes
ulId softly puts 'em down on der door
und whispers to me:
Il knew 1t would come out sooner
or later Have you got der lead pipe
cinch on him?"
81 can show what sort Of man
Washington was in shust two NIL.
utes." says.
"Eine Fine! / have ALWAYS had
NY suspicious Shust give it to me
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-09-06
Weather Salts Him.

Fairy QueeD-Oh, the good old sum-
mer time. We all love IL. Don't you?
Crotchety Bach-Yes. / do That's
when everybody goes away.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-09-06

Saved
WATCH YOUR OPPORTUNITY.

When a good thing the time to start
Isgs accoust Prospects better.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-07-14
RUSSIAN DUMA WILL
GAIN MORE POWER

St. Petersburg.-T powers of the
duma are to be still rurther~ increased
and it is not improbable that within
few years Russia will have advanced
in the path of constitutional govern
ment until she is abreast of Prussia
This is the opinion held by many
who are high in the favor of the car
1t is stated that his majesty has iol-
lowed the work of the duma with keen
interest. He is convinced that the
fact that Russia is less afflicted with
active revolutionary ideas than she
has been Tor many years is due in
great part To the work of the duma
and that gradual extension of the
parliamentary idea means safety.
peace ana progress. Hence Il IS his
intention 70 extend the scope of par
liamentary authority as rapidly as cir
cumstances will permit 1t is under
stood that he has so expressed him
self not only to some Of his leading
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-07-14
BIG PACKING PLANT
PLANNED FOR PASCO

Pasco, Wash.-Pasco is to have an
up-to-date packing plant. The con-
cern which is promoting the enter
price is the Kennewick Packing COM
pany. Mr.. Klein, a butcher of this
place. is the local manager.
A big cold storage plant is being
constructed on Mr.. Klein's place, two
miles west of town, and a large force
OF men are engaged in rushing the
work. The local plant, when COM
pleted. will represent an expenditure
Of about $4,000. and will be equip
ped with the most modern machinery.
The firm owns plants at Pasco,
Kennewick, Richland and Kiona, and
announces that by combining their
interests they will be enabled to give
their patrons better service at lower
prices
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-07-14
GAVE SHELTER TO BIRDS.
Monastery Opened Windows When
Snowstorm Came

Rome.-A pretty story reaches
Rome from the Alps
The other day an enormous flight
Of swallows passing from Italy north
ward over the Alps. near the famous
hospice OF st. bernard. were surpris-
ed by a heavy snowstorm. The
monks, observing the helpless birds
like a black cloud approaching, open
ed the doors and windows, whereup-
on thousands of the birds swarmed
in. seeking shelter against the snow
ana storm. The refectory the cor
ridors, the kitchen, and even the
monks cells were crowded by the
swallows. The birds remained the
whole night, and next morning, the
weather being fine. they continued
their flight. Many hundreds that did
not reach the hospice were after
wards found dead in the snow.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-07-14
PERSONAL
MENTION

Dick Spain is spending a few days
at Wenaha springs.
James Johns is at La Grande for
the transaction of business.
Mrs. r. d. Clemenr Of Athena, is the
guest Of Pendleton friends today.
J. B. Grubb and daughter have gone
to Meacham to spend the summer.
Miss Margarie Colesworthy has gone
to Kamela to visit with friends for
several days.
Attorneys Lowell and Winter are
both in Portland on business before
the federal court.
County Fruit Inspector S. ]. Camp
bell came down from his home at
Milton, this morning.
DR.. D. ]. McFaul and family ex-
pect to leave in a few days for an out
ing at Lehman springs.
J. G.. Cutler, assistant superintend-
ent of the Northern Pacific, came ov-
er from Walla Walla this morning.
Bert Wilson leaves tomorrow for a
trip to the Madras country. He ex-
poets to be gone a week or ten days
Attorney S. D. Peterson of Milton
is transacting business at the county
scat today, having come down this
morning.
Mrs. ]. T. Twohy, together with
John and Arthur Twohy of Duluth,
Minnesota, are registered at the Ho-
tel Bowman
Attorpa,, nan ID c,o,,.1,a ,,o.,,,,,o 1
this morning from Arlington where
he had been called by the illness and
death of his father.
Attorney c. NJ. RAIDER Of walla
Walla. came over from the Garden
city this morning for the transaction
Of legal business.
DIR. f. A. Mann and wife leave to-
morrow morning for a trip to Lehman
springs. They will be gone two or
three days.
Sam Miller has returned from an
extended visit to klamath Falls. He
says that after all Pendleton is the
Mecca Of all good people.
Glen Bushee, employed by Twohy
Brothers at Coe station, spent last
night in Pendleton. returning to the
construction camp this morning.
T. G. Montgomery and wife leave by
automobile tomorrow morning for
Lehman springs. They will be accom-
panied by Mrs. ]. f. Montgomery and
two children.
Mrs NJ. B. Keys and daughter,
Miss Estella Keys have gone to Ia
coma, where they will visit for a
couple Of weeks at the home of Mrs
Keys brother, William Kugle
Nat Kimball who was a delegate
to the biennial convention of the
lambda Sigma fraternity which was
held in Detroit, Mich, arrived home
last night. He spent several weeks
visiting in eastern cities.
4 suit for divorce was filed today
by Susan Lee against George Lee.
They We're married in Ogden in 1908
and have no children. The wife
charges that she was deserted in
January of last year.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-07-14
MISS CAR is AT MARIENBAD.
Pacific Coast People Who Are Tour.
ing Europe

Dresden.-Mrs. Daniel and her
husband of san Francisco are tour
Ing the continent by automobile
They recently passed through here en-
route from Berlin.
Edwin Krause. a lawyer of San
Francisco after a two weeks So
journ in this city. has gone to Carls-
bad to take the cure.
Miss Jessie Carr Of Spokane, after
a stay in this city, has gone to Marien-
bad From there she will go to vi
emma, thence to Paris.
other westerners who are here now
are: Mr.. and Mrs. Lawrence Kyne-
stone of Seattle, and William Nc
Gowan Of Portland, Ore. They came
here from Berlin.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-07-14
SECURING RIGHT OF
WAY FOR BIG CUTOFF
Especial Correspondence.)

Stanfield, Ore, July 1.-THE o. R.
& y. Co. through its agent, James B.
Eddy is securing right of way deeds
for the Stanfield- Coyote cutoff. Mr..
Eddy has been here at Stanfield two
days and says that the company has
already secured 1875 miles of right
Of way. The building of the Stanfield
Coyote CUTOFF will shorten the dis
tance between Stanfield and The
Dalles about eight miles, The rail-
road people expect to begin throw
ing dirt about the 18th of August
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-07-14
LOCALS
Pastime pictures please all.
Save money by reading today's ads.


Mems oxfords cheap at A. Eklund's.
Barber. 1913 Main St, Mark Patton.
White Frost refrigerator for sale.
Phone Red 1912.
For Sale-Piano and household fur
niture. Phone Red 1882.
Best alfalfa hay 50 per ton deliv-
cred. Phone Red 1851.
For life, fire. accident and grain in
surance. see J. S. KEGS.
japanese boy wants position as
cook. p. o. Box 4S6, Pendleton.
More moving pictures shown than
any other theater In the cIty-the
Pastime
For sale-A Westfield driving mare
weighing 100 lbs, works single or
double. Abe Molstrom. Adams Ore
r. r. d. q
Wanted, girl or woman to assist with
general house work. Apply at 401
Aura street or phone Red. 2396
You don't take any chances when
you buy Hart Schaffner & Marx
clothes of The Peoples Warehouse
Satisfaction is guaranteed
Competent steam engineer wishes
engagement with farmer or thresher-
man for the threshing season. Ad-
dress Chas. Weston. Cello, Ore
Wanted-Girl to do general house
work. Apply at sol Water street.
Phone Main 429 Family of two
German or scandinavian girl prefer
red.
Ladies Of the Baptist church will
give an ice cream social at the home
of Mrs. William Goedecke. 316 Lii
leth street. Thursday, July IA. Pen
dleton Orchestra will furnish music.
Mark Patton cordially invites all
his old patrons to call at his new
and sanitary barber shop which was
formerly the Busby Baths, Main
street, opposite Alexanders. Phone
Main 427.
Lost--Mining Transit Book No.
365, on 4th of July between Eugene
MCCulley's house on North Cold
Springs and the Dave Cargill place on
Middle Cold Springs. Finder please
leave at this office and receive re-
ward.
Daily East Oregonian by carrie
only 10 cents per week.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-07-14
RAZE AID POLICE STATION.
Ono of the Landmarks of Chicago to
Be Torn Down.

Chicago street" Chica-
gos best known police station, is to
be torn down The desk before which
many noted criminals have stood
while the desk sergeant recorded their
names, ages, crimes and such other
statistics as were deemed necessary,
the cells where they were held pend
ing trial, the courtroom where they
were held to the grand jury, all must
give way to a modern office building
Action taken by the buildings and
grounds committee of the board of
education yesterday means the demo-
lition of the old station, the fire
house adjoining it and all other build
ings on the south 500 feet of the block
That is all school property, and it
has been leased to company which
will erect upon it S1,500OOO build
ing.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-07-14

Christensen's friends all along have
contended that he was as much a vic
tim of Alberti as any one else, and
few have believed that the former
prime minister was personally dishon-
est.
The verdict of the court will how
ever, have no effect on NJ Christensen
politically He will never be able to
hold office again in the judgment Of
politicians.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-07-14
To Teach English In China.

Pekin.-The throne, approving OF
a recommendation of the board of ed
ucation, DEGREES that English shall be
the official language for scientific
and technical education. The study
of English is made compulsory in all
provincial scientific and technical high
schools.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-07-14

The number of good clothes sold
in this city increases every season ac-
cording to The Peoples Warehouse
where il pays to trade. Hart Schaff-
rer & Marx line which they sell has
taught people that the best is cheap
est in the long run.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-07-14
primo Minister Exonerated.

Copenhagen. - The fact that the
supreme court has acquitted former
Prime Minister Christensen of all
knowledge of the 100000 specula-
tions of former Minister of Justice
Alberti causes no surprise. Mr..
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-07-14
EstraN NotiCc.

Strayed-From my ranch at Hold
man. Ore. July 9, one brown mare
years old with reached name.
Branded ]. T. on right shoulder and
81 on left shoulder, a liberal reward
will be given for any information as
to her whereabouts. Write j. T.
Thorn, Holdman. Ore
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-07-14
Estray Notice.

Strayed from NJ. Whittmore's place
about Is miles northwest of Pendleton
on July 4, one 2-year-old mule. brand
ed bar in circle on left stifle A rea-
sonable reward is offered. Notify
Kuyers & McCook
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-07-14

will give s25 reward for infor-
nation leading to the conviction Of
the person or persons VINO killed my
colt by cutting its throat on the night
OF July 4. five miles north of Helix,
Ore, on the j. ]. JOY ranch.
A. L. MYRICK.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-07-14

Ladies of the Baptist church will
give an ice cream social tonight at
the home of Mrs. William Goedecke,
316 L,illeth street Pendleton Orches-
ira will furnish music.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-07-14
Rembrandts House to Be Museum.

Amsterdam.-The house in the
Jodon Bre-stratt, where Rembrandt
painted many of his most famous pic
lures, will shortly be opened to the
public. Rembrandt's studio will be
made into a small museum, and will
contain some precious canvasses and
etchings of the great master.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-07-14

Nothing but all wool fabrics in
Hart Schaffner & Marx clothes. You
can buy them at The Peoples Ware
house, where 1t pays to trade.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-07-14
Ruh Not

Washday brings no terrors. At all
the leading grocery stores. Gray
Bros, distributors.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-07-14

Electric pumps are now used ex-
tenslvely for irrigation work.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-07-14

Daily East Oregonian by carrier,
only Is cents ~or week
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-07-14

Photographs are to be sent by wire
less.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-07-14

ministers, but also to unofficial
members of the duma.
Sharp County record., 1910-07-29
ONE ON Mr.. BRYAN.
Maa Whom He Had Fought Bitterly Had
Never Even Heard Qi him.

William j. Bryan tells this
story on himself:
The year after coming to Nob-
raska, in 1888, / made fifty
speeches against the Republican
candidate for Governor, and in
each one made it quite clear why
he should not be elected. lie
was elected, however, by the u.s.
ual majority. On the following
ST. Patrick's Day, was to make
4 short speech and Gov. Thayer
(whom I had tried to defeat)
presided. 1t was a varied pro-
gram, consisting of songs and
speeches. It was the first time |
had been in his presence and /
wondered if the governor felt
any resentment toward me Tor all
the work ! had done against him.
At last my time was reached.
The Governor having been
prompted by another man arose
and said. "The next person on
the program is W. j. Bryan"
and as came forward he step.
ped toward me and extended his
hand,
felt greatly pleased that he
did not. harbor resentment
against me and grasped his hand
warmly, as he drew me toward
him and whispered; "Do you
speak or sing?" He had never
even heard Of me.
Sharp County record., 1910-07-29

cannot settle this problem for
another. The only true settle
mentof the whiskey question
! the only settlement that will do
/ the individual or the community
any goods for the individual
to determine that whiskey is not
the thing he needs in his husi-
ness or in his life and give up its
use. There is need Of widespread
education as to the evils that at
tend the sale of whiskey. There
is need of a public sentiment that
will frown upon the sale of whis-
key because of the harm whiskey
works. The world does not need
this "holier- than thou" method
of discussing the whiskey evil.
The average temperance reform"
er is a failure because the aver
age temperance reformer is a
"crank." He resorts to criticism,
villification and abuse, which
add nothing to the general edu-
cation and uplift of public senti-
ment which must finally settle
the whiskey problem on the right
eide if it is ever settled there.
But there 10 one more para
graph in the Democrats argu-
ment in favor of saloons which
must not DO overlooked. After
saying that his course is bring"
ing boycotts and criticisms to his
paper the editor Of the Democrat
says:
"The way of all real reformers
has ever been difficult and thorny
1t was 30 with Christ, "
The idea Of man who is ad-
vocating the open saloon calling
himself a reformer is somewhat
out Of the ordinary, but that in
this work he should compare
himself with the lowly Nazareno,
who went about doing good, is
almost unbelievable. This last
act is the capstone to a noun.
tain Of ignorarGe md ogotism.