The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-06-06
CHINATOWN IS DISCOVERED
THE STRT BBERIES GREETED M
ASSORTED IMu0RTILS.
They BestSN Degrees on the Mayer ~ me
nSNeTy and Learn That the Chinaman
HAS PJchOlOgy In It's Advanced
Stages Capt. RIg nill Has q Cure.


Stages Capt. BIE Bill Has q Cure.
The Strawberries. az the members ~
the DISCOVERIES Club are known to each
other. met with one accord and a variety
II opinions AZ Bob Hsrrings refectionery
on Park row yesterday afternoon by
an uprising vote, followed by roll call
and several catCallz the Strubheries ad-
Journed long enough to 60 home and
assume winter underclothes IN. reas-
semhling several limited that a London
dAmpness superimpo-ed on a san Fran
cisco temperature might easily prove
too much for hardy per.nnials That j.
why the discussion ~ the days impending
adventure Was postponed till they should
/ fo-tliy themselves with hot rum IN a
South street haven
Il was decided to visit Chinatown.
Filled and mostly animated with a coura-
geOus spirit the DiscOyerer, Went forth.
After the accepted scientific theory that
Chinatown can h. reached only by a
sightseeing vehicle had been confuted
by Judge Peter Y Trunchrtt Of PatchoEue.
who stated that you simply kept going
west until you reached the Far East.
all hands took several Forty-sscoud street.
Manhattanville aud ~ Nicholas avenue
cars and dismounisd At Chatham square.
Paddy Fiahery, Mayor Of tho BOwery.
The only real New YORKER proposed for the
Hail 81 Fame. was on both hands On greet
them
Gents, said Mr. FIaherty ~ the ap-
pIause from the elevated died away In the
distance. you come a. an opportune time
This place IL not making enough money
20 ray the expense Of the gaslights GA tho
street corners. We can no longer afford
red lights 10 give summer visitors the
horripilation they seek Say. merry
60 round would be welcomed TO our
midst. let alone you.
1 am programmed 20 address you on
Psychology Since infancy the con-
hating Of this scourge has been nearest
nv heart am glad. TO say thatIwe have
IL now under control Il ~ carefully
guarantlned IN universities, where few
students are inOculated with Il and their
actions observed will now illustrate
nv remarks This IL Pell street Once
upon a time there wers four brothers IN
China Each of these four brothers
had four sons and each Of them ha! four
sons ~ that there were always four
brothers The original four brothers
all contracted psychology and all their
descendants were psychological and that
IL Why nobody can comprehend the
Chinaman to-day lie IA IN the advanced
stages II Psychology and like az not We
will never catch up with him and he able
% treat him successfully
i have gwen you an idea ~ my theme
and 10 IN now up 10 you 10 confer a degree
upon me realize that am not address
ing the SorbOnns. hut l have lust aot a
siik hathrobs and ! would appreciate il
ever 20 much we'll, hsre's how
After cOnferTinR several degrees upon
Mr.. Flaherty tho Strawberries sauntered
through Pell street TO Mott street Sam
Lock, the head Of the -Four Brothers.
ordered q salute NJ l0i tlrecruckerH % ~
fired in their honor Mr. sam addressed
thsm NJ follows;
-wellycome. DisoOviers I invite you
10 patlOnize Chitown merchants and
Chi'tOWn business. -Four BluddAs chsiish
you 0oo'byl'
In Mott street the DiscOvereu visited
Thomas T. Lee. the venerable leader oG
Ne On IsOng Tong. who offered them
sherry and a cigar These they pru-
IDENTIFY refused Jim Gam. secretary of
the tong. delivered q speech on The
Chinese Laundry, It's Influence on Ameri- |
can Character. N which hs declared
that his cOuntrymen were the first 10
intr0duce the'parboiled shirt into America. |
Capt Big Blu HOdgins Of the Elizabsth !
street police station spoke 20 the Dis- |
coverera on Chinatown He said
I have just about come 20 the con
Clusion that the only way 20 regulate |
Chinatown IA % establish municipal |
laundries and employ the inhabitants Of |
tho district in them This will the Pc
c1iliar energies NJ the Chinaman he |
prnntably utilized ! would state that |
i am no dOdgastsd socialist. but thera's /
sltOgether tOo large a leisure class among |
the Chinamen 10 tins quarter
Let the city establish such aundries I
employing only Chinese and let -Four /
Brothers and On LeOnEs iron aide BY |
eide
he Strawberries thought this a com