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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-05-18
One O'clock CLOSING

The undersigned banks beg 10 al
nounce that they will close at One
O'Clock on Saturdays. comm -ncing
with May and continuing throughout
the month of September.
Glynn County Bank.
The Brunswick 3. G. T. &C
The National Bank OF Rwk
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-05-18
FoR LIE LEGISLATURE

| will De a candidate for the legisla-
ture before the August primary aud
soi.ci, the patronage Of the voters If
Glynn county.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-05-18

Get the habit--ly Boyett's quick
lunch
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-05-18

COURTLAND SYMMES.
The Bowbells tribune. [volume] (Bowbells, Ward Co., N.D.) 1899-1969, 1910-04-15
A Big Round Up.

Two thousand wild horses, scattered
over an area of 100 miles in length and
40 miles in width in the hills and valleys
in Grant county, Wash. are being round
ed up for Thomas Bergen and William
Thorpe, of Ephrata, to be sold in Dako-
ia, Montana and other Western points.
Johnny Smith, chief buckaroo of the
riders, says the work will occupy from
30 to 45 days. The best horses in the
bunch will be sent to the ranges in
Montana and North. and South Dakota
to be broken for polo and will then be
shipped to New York, Boston, Chicago
and other points, where they command
high prices. Two hundred Of the horses
have been sold to Montana parties for
delivery in April. The cost Of good
horses is higher today than at any time
IN the history of the State of Washing
ton, though it is only 10 years ago since
Tony Richardson sold 5000 head of ami
mails at Ephrata at So. so per head.
The Bowbells tribune. [volume] (Bowbells, Ward Co., N.D.) 1899-1969, 1910-04-15
And howl around upon their shins,
lmploring pardon for their sins.

D.
And then the census man will come
around the house and haw and hum.
He'll lead at this and lead at that, and
ask the birthplace of the cat. He'll
fiddle here and potter there, and take a
sample of your hair. He'll measure
you between the eyes, and figure and
philosophize. He'll make the acid test
for wealth, and ask for everybody's g
health. He'll count the children and
the goats, and ask how much YOU have
in oats. He'll kick his shins against
his calves, and add and multiply his
halves. He'll show his star and stick
around, and finally declare his ground
and ask the womenfolk their age. and
exit bleeding from the stage.
Some fifteen million, it is said, will go
to see how many head there are of US,
or black or white, or whether we can
read or write, and what the plus of wo-
men Is that no one yet is calling his,
and other unimportant facts concerning
our domestic acts, when most of ,ls, to
all intents, would rather have the Is
cents 1t costs us per, and do not care
how many of us have red hair, or who
can read and who can write, so long as
simply throwing light upon the matter
doesn't make the batchelor spruce up
and take the pining spinster to his
heart, or teach unlettered folk the art
of writing, or as far as we, at least,
are competent to see, improve our hap
Piness bit, but congress wills, and so
be it.
April will chiefly consist of Taft
weather, with occasional showers. The
moon will be in apogee on the oath,
which will be the last day the hog will
jump over t. Mr.. Cannon will be
storm center.
And then the month of May will come,
OF all the months the worst,
And forty kinds of bugs will fight
To see who saw us first.
The Bowbells tribune. [volume] (Bowbells, Ward Co., N.D.) 1899-1969, 1910-04-15
REFUSED TO STAND.
FOR HIGH PRICES
Housewives in New York Belab0r Butchers
VINO Had the Gall to Raise Price of
II Inferior Beetsteaks from IA a
...l to Is Cents Per ss.=,. ..
Pound. @ 1 II Z

A New York special of the 7th insu.
says: The rise in chuck steak from IA
to le cents per pound-from four to
six cents higher than it was two weeks
ago today caused a housewives riot
on the upper East Side. The riot re-
suited in the demolition Of one giant
policeman's s uniform. the severe mauling
of the same policeman and the calling
out of the reserves of the East One
Hundred and Fourth Street Station.
As the. price o f chuck steak has
mounted higher and higher in the meat
markets in the Harlem district, there
have been many rumblings and mutter-
ings on the part Of housewives. With
in the past few days they have been
organizing into an organization of pro-
test and when this association learned
today that their favorite Wand had
bounded up another two cents, trouble
began. II .+E ~.
1t first expressed itself when scores
Of orders were received by various
butchers to deliver chuck steaks. The
boys hurried out with their orders, but
when they delivered them and demand
ed l8 cents pound, the indignant house
wives manifested their wrath. The
steaks were banged down upon the
heads of the butcher boys and they
were cast down flights of stairs and
otherwise reminded of the unpopularity
of their employers.
Finally, about 300 protesting women
massed themselves in front of t h e
butcher shops of Isaac Friedman at
One Hundred and First street and Sec
ond avenue. They hurled into Fried
mans shop deceased cats and other
missiles and raised their voices until the
neighborhood rang with shriif clamor.
just at this moment Of excitement
there appeared Samuel Cudik, astriking
baker. Mounting upon a barrel, Cudik
began to deliver an oration that was
wildly cheered. He denounced the butch
ers in three different languages. He
urged the housewife to arm themselves
against the enemies Of the poor and
tear them limb from limb. Just when
hes llsaa reached the flaming hesgg hts of
his rhetoric Polio ceman o. Z Rourke elbow
ed his way through the shrieking crowd
and plucked the orator from his stump.
This served to increase the fury of the \
mob and the reserves came hastily to
clear the street. 81 Hs5 /. & .,5 A.
The Bowbells tribune. [volume] (Bowbells, Ward Co., N.D.) 1899-1969, 1910-04-15
will flow, and the farmer will deny hi
dog to feed the $50 hog.

The playful colt will pir0uette
And turn the double summerset.
u The festive calf will buck and snort
And tip up where the hair is short.
The farmer will get in his corn,
The meadowlark will wake the morn,
And Pinchot will display the welt
He got to Papa Roosevelt.
For All-Fools' Day you may rejoice
to learn that you will have your choice.
The first, the sixth and twenty -onct
have all been beautifully dunced; but of
thethree it may be said the first is vir-
tually dead, whereas the sixth is some
thing new. 1t is the day that Peary
drew himself erect and said, to-wit:
"This is the pole, and I am it," And
likewise on the twenty-first another
great explorer burst upon that quiet
Arctic nook and cried, Eureka, tally
Cook?' Just help yourself to either
date you care to keep and celebrate. 1t
matters not which one is set, since
nothing has been settled yet.
The first of April Teddy lands
Upon the dock at Naples,
With lion blood upon his hands,
y. And skins and other staples.
He'll then proceed by easy trips
10 lecture toward New York,
And add to Europe's scholarships
The study of the stork.
(; Upon the night of April 8, or some
not very distant date, we shall at last
with naked eye see Halley's comet in
the sky. 1t will appear to be stick of
living fire and twice as thick as that
which Roosevelt was won't to carry
when he made his haunt around the
capitol. Its head will wave this way
and that, and dread will seize upon the
people who have not been giving us our
DUE n.s..' ' .sa-'.~-,...,..
Our Uncle John will push his plan
To elevate his fellow man, ..
And as the comet closes in,
He'll grow impatient to begin.
Our Uncle Andy will recall q
That he has not begun at all ~
To give, and Uncle Pierp himself
Will scatter his abundant pelf.
The Rockefeller fund to date IA :. =,s..
Is Aif there lis to demonstrate A''-.''5 t' -
The comet s usefulness, but wait az r,
Until the money syndicate = .."
Looks up and sees that awful sign
Upon the sky, They'll get in line
osquare themselves. The trusts will all
10 forward and repent, and bawl
The Bowbells tribune. [volume] (Bowbells, Ward Co., N.D.) 1899-1969, 1910-04-15
What He Didn't Know.

Down at Woonsocket one day, be-
fore my name had been in the papers
more than half-a-dozen times,'' says
Lajoie, "a big broad-should dered, athlet-
ic-appearing man came out to the ball
park ard asked to be allowed to play.
He was so big and powerful we de-
cided to give him a chance. He knew
nothing at all about the game, but he
did quite well in practice. He got in
front Of everything batted in his
direction, and once his hands clasped
the ball it was case of Maggie lock
the door,, 6
when he came to bat the opposing
pitcher shot the ball straight across the
plate.
9" One strike, yelled the umpire.
Z why is it one striker asked the
man. "
Because; | said so. Look out!
There comes another.
"The big man let it 60 by. -.
Two strikes, the umpire howled.
Here, explain the thing to me, the
fellow said. why do you say two
strikes when haven't struck at the
ball at all?'
Before the umpire could reply up
came another-a straight one-waist-
high. Mr.. Amateur let go with all his
might, and away went the ball faster
and faster, higher and higher, as it
sailed away. Just as the ball was pass
ing over the fence looked toward the
plate an d there that numskull was
standing stock still, a look of abject
alarm on his face.
RUM Ishouted, with all my might,
for we needed the tally, Run! Don't
you see the ball has gone over the fence.
9 RUM he hoWled back. Not on
your life. I've done nothing to run for.
I didn't mean to lose the ball, but I've
got the e i money n ne &c. to + pay y for it. How
The Bowbells tribune. [volume] (Bowbells, Ward Co., N.D.) 1899-1969, 1910-04-15
$1.5O Per Year .
500 WILL BUILD
WEST FROM TOLLEY
It Seems to be Settled That the 500 viii
Build West From ToIley, Into Al.
berta, There to Connect
With the Canadian
Pacific.

A press special of the 9Th inst. from
Devils Lake says the activities of the
500 Line in building its cutoff between
Thief River Falls and Duluth with such
rush means more than has appeared
on the surface thus far, according to an
intimation which comes with being
more than guess. It means in brief
that the Canadian Pacific railroad has
found way to make its route between
Montreal and the Pacific coast 25O miles
shorter than the route of any other
transcontinental line. AS is we'll known
both the Great Northern and Northern
Pacific are engaged at the present time
in outlining cut-offs which will material
ly shorten their lines to the coast, and
the Canadian Pacific and 500 do not pro-
pose to be left behind. The Canadian
Pacific road for 1000 miles east of
Winnipeg runs through some of the
toughest country in the world, with
heavy grades and numerous long detours
in the. wild country north of Lake Su-
periof Half|a' dozen miles are travers-
ed in many places to take the trains one
mile nearer their, goal. When the new
Duluth-Thief River Falls Brooten line
and another projected line of the 500
from Tolley' in northwestern North Da-
kota are completed the Canadian Pacific
will be able to make the transcontinent-
al trip in half a days time less than
any other route. The Duluth-South
Shore line, row owned by the same in
terests, will take Canadian Pacific trains
at Sault Ste. Marie, Mich, and land
them in Duluth over an almost air line;
thence the trains will go over the new
line to- Thief River Falls, and from
there over the Soo's "wheat line" to
Tolley and thence over the new cutoff
to be built this season from :Tolley to
connect with the present Canadian Pa
cific main line at Alberta, Canada. The
500 line is preparing now to place sew
eral gravel trains at work on it's wheat
line, and it. is predicted that before the
working season of 1910 closes the Cana 4;
dian Pacific "wiii-sbe running it's fast !.
through trains between Montreal and
the Pacific coast over the new route.
- If uo,v oo~kA~,~1o%1 Lo.x:-- ..1
The Bowbells tribune. [volume] (Bowbells, Ward Co., N.D.) 1899-1969, 1910-04-15
GANDERBONE's FORECAST FOR APRIL
Copyrighted 1910 BY c. II. Rieth

l dreamt that dwelt in overalls,
With Nature all around me;
And the smiling countryside in thralls
OF deep affection bound me. at
loved to milk and do the chores 4. 1
Around that simple dwelling, II M Il
And didn't care whoop outdoors
How groceries were selling.
dreamt that dwelt in overalls,
With hired men to serve me,
And something when misfortune falls
To happily preserve me.
heard the lowing of the kline
As deep-toned as an organ,
And the thrill Of ownership was. mine,
The same as Mr.. Morgan.
l dreamt that dwelt in overalls, #
AS all the railroads want me;
And the city and it's gloomy walls
Were nevermore to haunt me.
lived on something more than crusts,
With nothing much to fret me,
And hoped around and dared the trusts
To come out there and get me.
April was anciently the second month,
and it was entirely satisfactory in that
position until the founding of Rome.
This occurred upon April 81, and the
Romans found it necessary to keep the
day with one of their patriotic parades.
After they had lost one of their toes and
stopped the parade three or four times
while everybody went in and got warm,
they yielded second place on the calen-
dar to February, and showed April
along to balmier weather. s.1.=
The name is from the Latin Aprilis,
or the opener, who was the Roman god
of poker. This was a great pastime
with the Romans, and it so deeply i'm
pressed itself upon the national life
that Aprilis became in time a sort Of
all around corkscrew for opening Spring
or whatever else pertained to the Ro-
man experience. It was a form of hu-
NOR among the Roman wits to say that
Aprilis had opened spring and bet
robin or something similarly character,
istic. and the weather bureau of that
time wholly confined it's conjectures to,
what Aprilis probably held or would
draw, which made this branch of the
government a great favorite with the
people, instead Of something that every
body dansnss' islgith I 3 H
The gentle rain win green the lawn,
and seed the congressman sent on to
prove his usefulness to men will hazard
the insurgent hen. The breath Of sum-
mertime will blow, the sap and poetry
The Bowbells tribune. [volume] (Bowbells, Ward Co., N.D.) 1899-1969, 1910-04-15

The old fashioned way of dosing a
weak stomach or stimulating the heart
or kidneys is all wrong. DR.. Shoop
first: pointed out this error. This is
why his prescription-Dr. Shops Re-
storative-is directed entirely to the
the cause of these ailments the weak
inside or controlling nerves. Itisn't so
difficult, says Dr.. Shoop, to strengthen
a weak stomach, heart or kidneys, if
one goes at it correctly. Each inside
organ has its controlling or inside
nerve. When these nerves fail, then.
those organs inIsg surely falter: These
vital truths are leading dr. iggists every
where to dispense and recommend Dr..
Shops Restorative. Test II, q few
days, ,andsee Improvement will prompt
y and surely follow. Sold by Donovan,
Drug Co. 4 st 3 . iff Il; Y u y s-y
The Bowbells tribune. [volume] (Bowbells, Ward Co., N.D.) 1899-1969, 1910-04-15

If you contemplate having a sale,
talk it over with Auctioneer Chas. j.
Kopriva. 1t will pay you to do 80. l3tf
The Bowbells tribune. [volume] (Bowbells, Ward Co., N.D.) 1899-1969, 1910-04-15

give have SEED FLAX for sale price Minneapolis market
give also the "LNCOlN SIXTY DAY" time at IS
bs These oats will much earlier than the wild that will clear
land Of all wild wild
quany the wild will not drop off and the following with
oats.
give still purchaser
and the Of horses have for
qAnd don't forget that
y deal is we handle
qRmember LOAN interest than
fin asto
other loan the ciy before and will
interest than get Of parties in this
FIRST NATIONAL BAFNl<. Of Bowbells
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-28
FOR THE CHILDREN
A Round Of Conversation.

Here is game TO test your ingenu'
ty. One player must stand in cir l.,
Of others and ask some one. "What
do you know about the moon?" lie
need not necessarily say the moon: he
can choose any subject he wants t..
but we will suppose, to Illustrate the
game, that that is what he has chosen.
The first player answers, for instance.
"The moon Is made of green cheese"
whereupon the questioner asks the
next person, what do you know about
green cheesew 81 know it is eaten
with crackers" that person answers.
"What do you know about crackers" 2"
he asks the next one. 81 know they
are baked in an oven," Is the reply.
"What do you know about ovens|
falls to the next. 81 know they are
answer "And what do you know
about stove polish?' continues the
questioner. 81 know It is blacker than
silver polish" is the response.
Now we have probably come to the
last player, and in his answer he must
bring the conversation back to the sub
ject it started from, in this case the
moon. If he cannot do this before the
questioner counts ten he loses and
must be questioner himself. In this
particular case when asked what he
knows about silver polish we will hope
he has presence of mind enough to an
swer, 81 know 1t makes things bright
as the NOON"
With the next round the questioner
should begin somewhere else in the
circle, so that the same person need
not finish the game.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-28
His Hearts Desire.

Z would not be a millionaire,
With scads Of cash to bother me.
Buch wealth requires too much care,
Too many worries here and there;
That rich would not be.
] only crave a modest sum,
To keep from getting on the bum
! would not be a magnate grim,
And ride In state from day to dayj
] envy not the likes of him,
Though / could panper every whim.
II were built that way.
Enough to pay my wife's way through
Down at the beach one month would
do.
am not seeking after wealth
By ways both tricky, dark and
vain,
30 get a bank account by stealth,
H not conducive to ones health;
II Is, unrighteous gain.
But, oh, I'd like a roll of bills,
10 spend a week out in the hills!
Los Angeles Express
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-28
Growing Old.

"a little more gray in the lessening
hair
Each day as the years go by;
"A little more STOPPING of the form,
A little more dim the eye.
"A little more faltering Of the step
AS we tread hfe's pathway DER,
But little nearer every day
To the ones who have gone before
"A little more hating OF the gait,
And q dullness of the ear;
A growing weariness of the frame
With each swift passing year.
A fading OF hopes, and ambitions, too,
A faltering In life's quest;
But little nearer every day
To a sweet and peaceful rest
A little more loneliness In life
AS the dear ones pass away;
"A bigger claim on the heavenly land
With every passing day.
"A little further from toll and care,
A little less way to roam;
"A drawing near to a peaceful voyage
And q happy welcome home.
Arthur ]. Burdick-
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-28
On the Shore,

"A glad day though a gray day,
For the wind blows fresh and the
flashing spray
Swings out Of the blue lakes fretted
edge
To leap and laugh on the barren ledge.
"A shore bird calls where the pine tops
lie
In purple shadows against the sky,
And a seagull loses his circling form
In the silver veil OF the coming storm.
A glad day though a gray day,
With the rush Of the white-capped
waves at play,
And the beaten clouds and the rain
washed sky
Where the screaming gulls sweep
bravely by.
For the lure of the life of wind and
Laughs out TO the pulse of life in me.
Rose Henderson in Gunter's.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-28

II POPOSED AMENDMENTS TO
i THE CONSTITUTION SUBMIT
TED TO THE CITIZENS OF THIS
COMMONWEALTH FOR THEIR
APPROVAL OR REJECTION, BY
THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF
THE COMMONWEALTH OF PENN
SYLVANIA, AND PUBLISHED BY
ORDER OF THE SECRETARY OF
THE COMMONWEALTH, IN PUR-
SUANCE OF ARTICLE XVIII OF
THE CONSTITUTION.
Number One.
A CONCURRENT RESOLUTION
Proposing an amendment to section
twenty-six of article five of the
Constitution of the Commonwealth
of Pennsylvania.
Resolved, Cif the Senate concur)
That the following amendment to
section twenty-six of article FIVE of
the Constitution of Pennsylvania be,
and the same is hereby, proposed, in
accordance with the eighteenth arti-
Gle thereof
That section 26 of Article ", which
reads as follows: Section 20. All
laws relating to courts shall be gem
eral and of uniform operation, and
the organization, jurisdiction, and
powers of all courts of the same
class or grade, so far as regulated
by law, and the force and effect of
the process and judgments of such
courts, shall be uniform; and the
General Assembly is hereby prohibit
ed from creating other courts to ex-
ercise the powers vested by this Con-
stitution in the judges of the Courts
of Common Pleas and Orphans
Courts" be amended so that the same
shall read as follows:-
Section 26. All laws relating to
courts shall be general and of uni
form operation, and the organization,
jurisdiction, and powers of all courts
of the same class or grade, so far as
regulated by law, and the force and
effect of the process and judgments
of such courts, shall be uniform; !;
but, Notwithstanding any provisions
of this Constitution, the General AS
sembly shall have full power to es-
tablish new courts, from time to time,
as the same may be needed in any
city or county, and to prescribe the
powers and jurisdiction thereof, and
to increase the number of judges in
any courts now existing or hereafter
created, or to reorganize the same,
or to vest in other courts the juris-
diction heretofore exercised by
courts not of record, and to abolish
the same wherever it may be deemed
necessary for the orderly and efficient
administration of justice.
A true copy of Resolution No. l.
ROBERT McAFEE,
Secretary of the Commonwealth.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-28

signed, shall have exclusive Juris-
diction thereof, subject to change of
venue, as shall be provided by law.
In the county of Allegheny all the
jurisdiction and powers now vested
in the several numbered courts OF
common pleas shall be vested in one
court of common pleas, composed of
all the judges in commission in said
courts. Such jurisdiction and pow
ers shall extend to all proceedings at
law and in equity which shall have
been instituted in the several num-
bered courts, and shall be subject to
such changes as may be made by law,
and subject to change of venue as
provided by law. The president
Judge of said court shall be selected
as provided by law. The number of
judges in said court may be by law
increased from time to time. This
amendment shall take effect on the
first day of January succeeding it's
adoption
A true copy of Resolution No. 3.
ROBERT McAFEE,
Secretary of the Commonwealth.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-09-28
How Do You Like III

One Of the company leaves the room,
and the others fix upon some word to
be guessed by him when he returns.
He then goes around asking each Of
the company. How do you like itT'
1t is better to select a word having a
variety of meanings, as 1t Is more diff
ficult to guess. Suppose the word
'stick" TO be selected. One might an
swer that he liked it when he was out
walking, another when he was sealing
a letter, another when he met a saw
age dog, etc. If the questioner is un-
able to guess the word the first time
he goes around again asking, when
do you like it," and If not successful
this time he asks, Where do you like
it," Failing in three trials, he must
retire and let another word be select
ed. Succeeding, he must point out the
person who gave him the clew, who
must pay a forfeit and go out to be
puzzled In turn.