Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-08-11


"Whut a perfect idiot / am" wall
ed Slumpor
And for the purpose Of consoling
him, his wife absentmlndly remarked:
NO ones perfect, william"
Curate--"And then the denge came.
you know, and Il rained for days and
weeks. and"
Ehe--O Onterrupting) "And then.
suppose the farmers We're satlshed2"
Hes quite wealthy and prominent
now" said Mrs, Staryem, and they
say he rose from nothing"
"Well, well!" remarked Mr. Boarder
that's Just what ! rose from at the
breakfast table this morning"
Mrs Gray--What did she say when
you told her | first met my husband in
a big shop
Mrs Whlte-She remarked IL was
wonderful what a lot Of cheap articles
were to be picked up In some Of those
places
Don't YOU ever get homeslck, cap
taln?' asked the passenger on the
ocean liner
"No; I'm never home long enough,
replied the captain.
The body Of a man weighing 15i
pounds contains iG quarts Of water.
No fewer than i72,0O0 horses are
watered at the street troughs of Lon
don every working day. and l,3s2, ,O0O
people drink from the public foun-
tains,
There is no surer way Of getting
snubbed than by offering advice to a
woman ON her choice of friends. Such
IL the perversity of the sex that for
hidden fut becomes the most desir-
one pint cf milk produces on an
average about one ounce of butter.
Sir william Ramsey recently ex.
hibird pait of scales which will
weigh seven thousand -mllionth of an
inch.
A state grfnt of $3.50 an acre is
made Tor experiments In Irish-grown
tobacco.
NJ. Marce' Herriot is the youngest
aviator In the world
Celery contains sulphur and helps
To ward off rheumatism.
The resistance Of glass Jars that
refuse to opcl can be overcome by
setting them. tor downward. in an
inch or two GO hot water.
The nails q two fingers never
grow with tie same rapidlty. that OF
the middle finger growing fastest
while that of the thumb grows the
slowcst
The worlds product OF gold since
the discovers of America Is estimated
at sl3 cOO,OG0 900.
Among the latest inventions IL a
machine which affixes stamps at the
RUE VI ftuuu w Hour.
Filipino prisoners In Biibld, both
men and women, are allowed cer-
tain number of cigarettes day at the
governments expense
Experiments show that during pro-
found sleep n noise not sufficient to
wakon the sleeper produces a percep-
tible rise In the temperature of the
brain and the head
Within short space OF time
Queensland viii he celebrated for It's
sapphires as South Africa IL for dia-
monds. Many profitable digglngs are
the neck in soft mud In order
being opened up In the Bush.
The natives of the Lake Chad reg
ion, when compelled to camp near the
immense swamps bury themselves TO
to escape the inhictlon OF mosquito
bites during sleep.
"Put none, In thy purse by selling
Through "FOr Sale" ad-sOme OF
tho too many things you own.
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o TULSA LODGE DIRECTORY .
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TulsA Rebekah Lodge, No. ~, meots
each second and fourth Wednesday night
Mrs Luls NJ Shields, Noble Grand meets In
Masonic Hall. simmons bnlding
Americaa Guild. Tulsa Chapter No. 260t,
meets every Friday night
W. o. W., New State Camp No. a96,
meets every Friday night Of each week In
NJ. w A. Hail. Friend Jones building
X. Of r., Silver Plume Lodge No ls2,