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twelve years that the old time photog-
rapher succeeded best, the child that
has reached the age capable of feeling
the tremendous responsibility of hay
ing picture taken. Every old album.
such as used to grace the center table
In the front room, parades before you
a long array Of these conscientious
young people undergoing the terrible
ordeal of "sitting." Loving mothers
spent hours combing those smoothly
plastered locks tightly back and bind
ing them uncompromisingly behind
with irreproachable ribbon bows. At
the last moment, after the operator has
screwed the iron fork tight up behind
the trembling head and has pushed the
huge camera here and there, ducking
In and out under the black cloth in q
most awe inspiring manner, mother
has slipped into range and given just
one more pat to the starchy skirts and
one more tug at the big sleeves. Then
there came the awful command, "Look
pleasant" which the victim did by
remarkable effort of will, usually at
tanning somewhat the expression which
comes over the face of strangling
cat. Five minutes later the "artist''
announces that that will do" and
the family feels the same relief that
comes to friends with the announce
ment that the patient has survived
the operation and is resting comforta-
hlV "-DetrOit Nows-Trihuno
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CHILEAN STEVED0RES.
:. Feroc:ous Class Of Mon With tho
Manners of Savaqes,

f. FSFoc.ouS class OF Mon With the
Manners of Savages.
:: t:lt'ue!. the principal coaling port:
Oh ;n~ We>t coast Of South America, it
Is >,is.oi!.4!y for cargo boats to ship:
INVENT" "a thirty Chilean stevedores, in
aGAitrn to the regular crew, to break
our the cargo when it is consigned to
various ports farther up the coast. A
worse looking lot of cutthroats than
these staguing longshoremen it would
be hard to find even among the ban
dts Of southern Europe or the old time
pirates Of the West Indies. Swarthy,
understood, dirty and clothed in non
descript rags. they are about the bot
tom notch in the scale of humanity.
What they lack in intelligence they
make up in .ferocity and animal cum
ming. Even crew Of Kanakas will
refuse to berth or mess with them.
Every man Of them carries a knife,
and they are commanded by an over
seer who is addressed as Captain
and exerts certain degree of author
1ty. They do their own cooking while
aboard ship, each man serving as cook
for a week, at the end of which time
he resigns in favor Of the next in line.
OF course the captain never de-
scends to mental labor, not even to
work the cargo. He stands by with
cigarette between his fingers and d.
rects his men. The table manners of
these semisavages are the manners of
the stone age. Neither knives, forks
nor spoons are used, but every man
grabs for himself and Grams as much
as he can into his mouth at once, greed
lily tearing the meat apart with his
fingers and cleaning up the grease
with a piece Of bread, which also does
duty as napkin before it is swal-
lowed. A number Of sheep generally
are taken out on these tramp steamers
and killed when fresh meat is needed.
When the Chileans learn a sheep is
going to be killed they crowd around
with tin cups or basins to catch the
warm blood. which they drink eagerly.
They also bring chunks Of bread and
sop up every drop that falls. New
York Press, 8 81 ~:
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Tne Way to .Ffoa..

This is the advice Of an old swimmer.
to those who cannot swim: ANY hui
man being who will have the presence
of mind to clasp the hands behind his
back and turn the face toward the
zenith may float at ease and in perfect
safety in tolerably still water. When
you first find yourself in deep water.
you have only to consider yourself an
empty pitcher. Let your mouth and
nose and not the top Of your heavy
head be the highest part Of you and
you are safe. But thrust up one Of
your bony hands and down you go,
turning up the handle tips over the
pitcher" There are reason and logic
IN this.
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FOLDAHL,
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June 20.-The Foldahl base ball
nine went to Alma Sunday afternoon
and were told they were to be done
Up right, as the Alma nine had scar
Ell up the best players they could pro-
cure; but still the Foldahl team prov
cd to be too fast, as after the game
was over the score stood 10 to IN
favor of Foldahl.
Inc Norwegian Lutheran Ladies
Sewing Society will hold their annual
auction sale Thursday, at the church.
Peter Haugen was up to Newfolden
and got Miss Louise Loveid, who is
to teach a term of parochial school
at Olson's school house.
Mrs. A. Willer and children, also
Miss Bertha Bjerk, visited with Mr..
and Mrs Bergstrom on Sunday.
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PAINTS.

The Minnesota Linseed Oil Paint
Co. make the purest paint that is sold
on the American market today.
What then constitutes pure paint
In the first place pure linseed oil.
That is really the life of any paint.
If you get poor grade of oil or an
adulterated oil, it takes the life out
of the paint. The next in importance
is the White Lead and Zinc Oxide.
These three ingredients should be all,
outside of little turpentine for dry
er and the coloring matter that should
go into pure paint. 1@s'@>5#>
The Minnesota Company owns it's
own linseed oil mills at Minneapolis
where they grind and press selected
Minnesota and Dakota fax, thereby
insuring the pure article. There are
hundreds of paints that claim purity,
but manufacturers Of these paints
have a perverted notion as to the
meaning Of purity. They figure that
pure clay and chalk and rock are pure
ingredients. If you have any doubt as
to our word for the purity Of Mime
sofa Pain just drop a card to Prof. E.
: Ladd. Of the Experiment Station Of
North Dakota, at Fargo, and ask for
bulletin No. 20 Paints and their Com
DnSifiOns ,, and v<,s, can roo fo,. r/,,,rs
self what the various paints contain.
Il our paint is not pure and fully
what we claim for it. do you suppose
that we would refer you to these au-
thorities on paint?
See that your painter gets Mime
sofa Linseed Oh Paint. K that does
not give satisfaction, It has not been
put on right or weather conditions
have not been favorable when 1t was
put on. The Peoples Trading Co.
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Pain and Sudden Death.

In angina pectoris, agony spasm of
the heart, there are two chief features
pain and sudden death. The pain is
coming and going, intense, peculiar,
strange, awful, usually in the chest
around the heart and spreading into
the shoulders and abdomen. Death,
which comes in a higher percentage
than In any other known disease, for
few ever get over it, is usually sudden,
often, as the poet says, life struck
sharp on death" There are indeed in
this disease many mysteries remain
ing to be cleared up. A father and his
four children have died of angina pee
toris. New York Press.
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EAST SIDE GROCERY

is the place to buy your fruit Jars.
We have the three leading makes of
fruit jars on the market, in pints,
quarts and half gallons, the Ball Ma
son, Atlas e. z. Seal. wide mouth
and the Economy also the Amazon
rubber rings. We also have covers
for the Schram jar. Lewis Westman.
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THE Il FIRST oToGRAPHs.

Head longs, Long Exposures and the
Ordeal Of Looking Pleasant. .5.
An event was the taking Of the first
photograph in the olden days, when
photography was still hampered BY
pitchforks and long exposures. There
are few good baby pictures Of our
fathers. The fond mother and father
slt bolt upright, frozen or petrifed,
while between them IS q very .starchy.
little dress surmounted BY a very:
bury little spot which represents d
composite Of several partial likenesses
Of the hopeful.
But It was with u
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NOTICE OF BIDS > Il GLE.
. " FOR ROAD CONSTRUCTION

Notice is hereby given that the civ
council Of the City of Warren, will
receive bids to grade the road, run
n'ng south of the city, as per plans
and specifications on file with the
City Recorder.
sad bids will be received and open.
ed on Saturday, June 25th, at s o'clock
P. NJ. 1es !.
Dated June IA, 1910.
n. ". POWELL,
City Recorder. ~
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Besides the Douglas line of shoes
Tor men, we have recently added the
Rlce & Hutchins line. There are some
very snappy models and good filters
and Wearers. Look them over. The
Peoples Store. 49,
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NOTICE OF DOG LICENSE

Owners and those having dogs in
their charge, are hereby notified that
the City License is now due Call on
the City Recorder or hand to the City
Marshall.
w. N. POWELL,
City Recorder.
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FOR SALE. 1 corn planter with
check rover. 1 riding cultivator,
corn binder. All nearly new. If sold
at once will take $1S5 90. See M. L.
Larson.
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A SNAP!

A complete Advance Threshing Ma
chine for sale cheap if taken before
July LIST. Inquire of John Lindberg,
administrator Of Fred Nelson's estate.
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HELGELAND NEWS. =
Z Il Il n II u 4 = = = = = =.

June 15,-Arthur X. Olson and
Josephine Johnson, Agnes e. Carlson,
Ole Gjerde, Alice Holt and Oscar A.
Olson visited at Hans Christofferson's
last Sunday. .tz.'s.
Ole Morud was engaged. at Ole Ped.
erson's last week blowing up rocks.
Lars Engen from Crookston, called
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N At Sea-.

a man was discovered one evening
by friend leaning disconsolately over
the rail Of transatlantic steamer.
i, Are you waiting for the moon to
,rise?' asked the friend facetiously.
& mo" was the savage reply. II have
not swallowed the moon Los An
geles Times.
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a Fine Distinction.

a small boy in the village school
when writing composition on "Quak-
zers" wound up BY saying, "Quakers
never quarrel, never get into a fight,
never claw and never scratch" Then
he added, Paw Is q Quaker. but I
really don't think nav is. Delinea-
tor. .'.a' Y.
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You can buy lots at terms to suit
yourself in the PEMBINA PARK. For
sale at the Swedish American State
Bank. T. e.
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1t pays to buy good clothes; but be
sure that you get good clothes when
you pay good price. If it is a Hart.
schaffner & Marx suit, you have the
very best warranty in the world, that
it is the. best in quality, style and
Mt that your money can buy. Why
take chances on other makes? Sold
exclusively by the Peoples Store
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FOR SALE-3O0 bushels of pure
Early Ohio seed potatoes. Apply to
Aug. Lundgren.
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FOR SAlE-A chicken coop. It is
large, warm and well built c. E.
Sjostrand.
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! WANT !
! COLUMN
RATES:-One cent a word.
! No ad less then 10 cents. Cash.

FOR sAlE-Two ricks Of hay. Ap-
ply to P. ]. Kurz.
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MEN WANTED for the Warren
Backyard at once. Call at yard or
on Aug. Lundgren.
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LOST-A gold cuff button. Leave at
Sheaf office and receive reward.
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, Call at Swaleng's Paint Shop for
your wall paper.
The Lamar register., 1910-05-25

Did ! take that shirt? Well, !
guess | did. That fellow was my ST.
lent partner. and he is yet. No, |
never met him again. ! looked back
as | started for camp and he didn't
seem TO hear me when thanked him.
Just kept chopping ON that iog-chop.
chop"
. Mr. Phipps has a peculiar distinc-
ton. He has grave ON the Shiloh
battle field which for a time was
marked with a rough slab bearing his
name and the number of his regi-
ment. Comrades picked up the mu-
tilated form of man they believed
to be him and buried II after The bat
tie. to the surprise of the soldier who
passed and saw the slab thrust into
the mound. 1t was near the spot
where he had been wounded and. too
weak to correct the mistake, Mr..
Phipps says. he looked at 1t silently
few moments and passed on.
The Lamar register., 1910-05-25
Tragedies OF the Sea.

As vessels starting from ports thou
sands Of miles apart pass close to each
other in the naked breadth OF the
ocean. nay. sometimes even touch. In
the dark, with a crack Of timbers.
gurgling Of water. cry OF startled
sleepers-a cry mysteriously echoed IN
warning dreams. as the wife oil some
Gloucester fisherman. with coastns
skipper. wakes with shrek. caiis ens
name of her husband. and sinks BACK
to uneasy slumbers upon her iohey
pillow widow.-Doctor Holmes
Professor at the Breakfast Tapie-
The Lamar register., 1910-05-25
WORLD GATHERS
AT KINGS BIER
Funeral Ceremonies of Edward
VII. Attended by Representa-
tives of All Nations.
THOUSANDS GAZE ON COFFIN
For Three Days Subjects Of the Late
Monarch View Remains Lying In
state-FInaI observanees at
Royal Palace Of Windsor.

London. Eng.-With all the pomp
and formal observances befitting the
obsequies of the ruler Of a great ma.
ton. King Edwards funeral pageant
on May 20 Is classed as the most i'm
posing ceremonial In the history of
Great rBritain's capital.
The streets through which the pro-
cessfon passed were lined with upward
OF 10000 picked troops OF the British
army. and among the mourners were
the rulers Of every country in Europe,
or their representatives. In this as
sembly ex-President Roosevelt rode as
the special envoy of the United States,
every honor being accorded Americas
distinguished representative.
At conservative estimate 100000
persons passed through Westminster
hall to look upon the coffin OF the king
lying in state. Barriers were built. by
means Of which the people were
ushered through in four lines at the
rate of $4,000 an hour The body of
the late king was not exposed to view.
The mourners saw only the coffin.
with the official regalia and heaps of
flowers.
Queen Mother Chose Hymns.
The hymns sung at the service at
Windsor were all of the queen moth
er's choice. They were MY God. My
Father. While Stray" Now the La
borer's Task Is Ger" and Il Heard a
Voice From Heaven"
Scotland yard had all its detectives
on duty. and these were reinforced by
hundred more from continental
cities. All visitors were watched. but
there was little real fear of anarchistic
The Lamar register., 1910-05-25

would have been able to enter. The
chapel was draped with violet hang
ings.
Violet was the predominant tone of
all the funeral drapings and public
decorations. it being well known that
King Edward greatly disliked the
gloom given by black draperies.
The service held in Westminster
abbey did not form any part of the
royal funeral. It was memorial
service held especially for those mem
bers of the house of lords and house
of commons. who were unable to go
to Windsor.
Electric standards were fixed around
the catafalque stood. The public was
admitted until ten o'clock at night.
The catafalque occupied the spot on
which Gladstone's catafalque stood.
The Court at Windsor.
The court removed to Windsor the
day before the funeral. The arch
bishop of Canterbury. assisted by
Canon WHEREFORE. conducted a short
service at Westminster hall on the ar
rival Of the body on May II. The
members OF both houses of parliament
attended this service.
Neither NJ. Loubet. NJ. Delcasse nor
NJ. Clemenceau formed part Of the
French mission to attend the funeral
OF King Edward. Premier BRAND in
tended to go. but also gave up the
idea. owing to the fact that Emperor
William was there. Under these cir
cumstances the mission was purely
formal. 1t consisted Of NJ. Pichon.
minister of foreign affairs; General
Dalstein. military governor of Paris;
Admiral Marquis and an attache rep
resenting President Fallieres.
Roosevelt Among the Monarchs.
Ex-President Roosevelt. who was
named as special envoy of the United
States to attend the funeral of King
Edward. was presented to King George
soon after his arrival in London. MT.
Roosevelt occupied place with the
visiting monarchs In the funeral pro-
cession and attended the burial at
Windsor.
tackles Drew Carriage.
King George being so closely
identified with the navy. the naval con-
tingents took a prominent part In the
ceremonies. Bluejackets drew the
gun carriage to Windsor. as they did
the carriage which bore the body of
Victoria. although on that occasion
they did SO because the horses be-
came FESTIVE.
Soldiers from the kings company.
grenadier guards. kept sentry watch
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over the body in the throneroom at
Buckingham palace. They were re-
lievod each hour. with simple cere-
mony some one of the visiting royal
ties entered the room every now and
then. and the widowed queen went
there frequently.
Body in Magnificent Tomb.
The body OF King Edward lies with
that of his immediate ancestors In the
magnificent mausoleum at Frogmore.
In the Home park of Windsor castle.
In this structure. erected by Queen
Victoria at a cost of 81. 900 900, Prince
Albert Edward. father of the late
king. was laid TO rest in 1861. In the
same year Queen Victoria's mother.
the duchess of Kent. was buried in an
elaborate tomb in the grounds near by.
In 1901 Queen Victoria herself was
buried in the mausoleum beside her
husband.
The structure is probably one of the
most elaborate of the kind In exist.
ence. II was planned in minute detail
by Queen Victoria as a memorial to
the prince consort. The general pub.
lie is not admitted to the chamber
where lie the royal bodies In two i'm.
mense sarcophagi. but the spot is a
great magnet for tourists. dozens of
whom inspect the marble mausoIeum
daily.
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attempts, because 1t was known that
every one under surveillance would be
deported from England II any trouble
were caused on this occasion. and 1t
was not likely that the persons OF the
anarchist type would give up volun-
tarily their safest refuge in Europe.
The procession to Westminster hall
May IL for the lying in state was al
most on as great scale as the fu-
neral procession. The cortege included
King George and all the foreign SOW
ereigns on horseback. and the queen
mother and the royal ladies in car
riages.
When the funeral procession started
every street car in London came to a
standstill for a quarter of an hour. All
the public houses in London were
closed while the procession was pass
ing.
No Distinction Shown.
There was no distinction as to per
son nor were there any ticket privi-
leges for the lying in state in West
minister hall. All had to take their
turn in line.
AT st. Georges chapel, at Windsor.
from whence the body was carried to
its final resting place the carved
stalls were removed in order to give
place to timber seating. Otherwise
not a tenth of those entitled to attend
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M CA


Congressman Ransdale of Louisiana
recently told n story of Alec Trimble.
the valet and factotum Of physi'
clan in New Orleans who took fan
cy 10 one of the summer shirts of his
master and finally went and bought
one exactly like II. He showed It To
his mistress, who said that he had
done wrong, MS the two shirts might
get mixed in the washing; and Alec
answered;
IT'D make no difference. missus.
cause dey's both alike in size an
price,
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The witch out for moonlight
jaunt on her favorite broomstick.
had just escaped being run down by
an aeroplane manned by a ioy-rider.
oh. this is simply maddening' -
she cried. Historically: ito think OF
man invading the one field of which
we women have had a monopoly for
centuries, And I believe heard the
brute say. as he passed: oh, you kid
witcht'"
The Lamar register., 1910-05-25
Just a Little Exercise.

The elevator conductor OF a tall of.
nee building. noticing that the colored
tanitor had ridden up with him sew.
eral times that morning, remarked:
Sam. this is the fifth time | have
taken you up. but you have not come
down with me-" We'll. you see."
Sam replied, "Ah been washin win.
dows on de 1eventh floor. and every
now and agin' All misses NAH hold
and falls out."-Success Magazine.
The Lamar register., 1910-05-25
HIS WARDROBE WAS LIMITED.
canada Smiths" Unique Explanation
for Falling in Line Wrapped
in Poncho.

A funny incident of the war is told
by a veteran living at Huntington.
who served in Company d, One Hun
dred and Twenty-fourth Ohio. His
company had tramped all over east
Tennessee. taking the place of cavalry.
as part of the fourth corps. after the
battle of Mission Ridge in 1868. In
The Lamar register., 1910-05-25

the company was an Irishman from
Canada known as Canada Smith"
who settled down one day to wash his
clothes. He had them all in the boiler
and was wrapped only in his poncho
when long rolf sounded. He grabbed
his gun and soon was in line. When
the colonel discovered the whole COM
pany roaring with laughter he de
manded an explanation Of Canada
Smith"
Holy smoke, colonel" burst out
the irate Irishman. how in h-ll do
youse and the government expict
The Lamar register., 1910-05-25

The snake crop in CabelI county Ia
said to be unusually good this year.
and farmers report It is no unusual
thing to kill nine or ten in the course
of ploughing field They are prin.
cipally of the black snake variety and
have not been so numerous In many
years.-Huntington Correspondence OF
Wheeling Intelligencer.
The Lamar register., 1910-05-25

Here is the tersest Memorial day
sermon that was ever preached. A
Kansas old soldier was asked the
other day for an early day Kansas
Memorial Renaissance. Tell me some.
thing that has heart and color in it,
he was asked.
swered. Il might If thought 1t over.
Just the other day | was going over
the roster OF my post. There are still
twenty-five members. Thirty-seven
members are out in the graveyard"
The Lamar register., 1910-05-25
SOLDIER GOT
HIS SHIRT

Z. E: !. !: !: :: !: :: !:
was Just after the battle
| of Shiloh that William c.
Phipps met the man who
was to live and has lived
ever since in his memory
IL as his silent partner
- says the Indianapolis Star.
Here is the story as Mr.. Phipps
tells It:
Somewhere that man is probably
living today-he was hale and hearty
appearing. ! don't know him and
never did know his name, but I'll bet
he is the big man of the community
where he lives. LII bet every per-
son that knows him is his friend.
You see. 1t happened like this:
After the fight at Shiloh most OF the
boys-or a good many of them at
least-had lost all they had in the
way of equipment, extra clothes and
such things. A good many were
wounded. / was wearing bloody.
torn shirt and wanted another
wanted 1t bad, too. ! went out to
forage for it. hadn't left camp very
far behind when ! saw a fellow chop
ping on a log-getting firewood, evil
IDENTIFY. ! started toward him ard he
kept chopping on. l got closer and
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How's This?

We uner one Hundred Dollars Reward for any
cas- 81 Cataffh that cannot be cured by Hairs
Catanh Cure. .
y J. CHENEY a co. ToisdO o.
We. the undersigned. have knONn y. }. thsney
for the ysars and believe him perfectly hon
orabe in all business transactions and nnanflaly
able to carry out any obligations made by his hffn
wsiDISo. KISNsN MaHy1N.
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo o.
Halls rafarrh Cure taken Internally. acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of the
tysiefn Iss,tmoniais free. Price IS cents per
Bottle. Sold by al DruEEistz.
Taie HANS Family PMS for constipation