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Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-09-08

a man was toying with a brand
new five dollar gold piece the
other day on the southeast corner
of the square ana dropped it in a
manhole where it rolled far out Jf
his reach. A brave little boy
dived" into the hole after it and
as a reward the owner of the new
coin paid the boy $3.50. That
was good and all right.
We have heard of another
similar story of a few days before.
y man dropped his pocketbook in
the basement Of the court house.
not knowing where he lost it. and
it contained $40. An honest
young man happened along in a
few minutes and picked up the
pocketbOok and restored it to it's
owner. The young man had to he
forced to take any reward at all.
He works in one Of the busy offices
in town and said he did not ex-
pect pay for turning over what
was not his.
An honest man is the noblest
work of God.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-09-08

If you drink booze. and get
drunk, ana play craps. and keep
in the way to the bad, better not
fall into Marshal J. At Brown s
hands. During August he made
about 70 arrests and the caSh
fines amounted to $426.7O. But
that's the way to enforce the law
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-09-08

Mrs. +. F. Matthews moved to
Louisiana this week. Her hus-
band is station agent at the c. &
\. in Louisiana. We are sorry f.
have this good family leave our
city.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-09-08

Arthur Brandon and wife Wis
tied L. L. Spencer and family in
Centralia last week and attended
the Fair there.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-09-08

Mrs. T. l.. Simpson of Palmer,
Ill, renews for the Message. Mrs.
Simpson is a sister of Mrs. DR.
Fred Griffin Of Mexico.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-09-08

Miss Monimia Taylor is in Kan
sas City where she will study
voice and piano this winter.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-09-08

The late census taking is still
fresh in mind. The enumerators
were sworn not to give names
with facts. One of the enumera-
tors in town struck a household
and the husband was getting
along swimmingly giving the fam
lily history until he came to his
wife's age when, with a good
humored grin, he answered,
you've got me there, I'll call her
in" She came and explained that
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-09-08

a Mexico notorist is said 10
have had a serious, if not a funny
experience with a drove of Mis-
souri, mules near Vandalia few
days ago. The mules had the big
road and when the "red devil ,
approached them they approached
too and began nosing around as il
to investigate. One turned his
hinder around ana kicked off Il
lamp, another kicked off a fender
and a third tried to get aboard
for a speed" But the motorist
managed to get away without any
more damages to report. And
thus even the mule is showing his
displeasure for the horseless
wagon.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-09-08

Miss Annie Michael is home
from Nevada, Mo-, where she has
been taking treatment at the
Weltner Institute.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-09-08

James Warner, the little son Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Lewis, who
has been very i'll, is getting well,
we are glad TO report.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-09-08

Let everybody in Audrain
county get ready to attend the
big Corn Carnival in Vandalia.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-09-08

Here's one not so funny. A
man near the public square whip
ped his young wife, A little
Jealousy and too much booze. If
you can point a moral or adorn a
tale, why, help yourself.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-09-08

Now. after the roads get dried
off sufficiently, drag EN-.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-09-08

Mexico is indeed great old
town.
Her children are the greatest in
the land. We have not only lineal
descendants here of Lord Balti.
more and the Calverts and George
Washington but we also have here
a family with members descended
from Commodore Perry. Ethan
Allen and Nathaniel Greene Of
Revolutionary times.
"Oh. we are a great people, - as
Col. ID. w. Hughes used to say.
who formerly lived in this county,
and in Mexico also. who was prob
ably descended from some big
genius, too. for he was the man
who invented the corn planter and
gave it to the world and invented
a cannon used in the Confederacy
which they iocularly claimed kill
ed more men behind it than in
front.
Verify. we are a great people.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-09-08
SOME aLAREs Avn sTAREs.

"Gray Hair" has been writing
Bro, J. d. Greer anonymous let
tiers, accusing him of preaching
sermons of over 30 minutes in
length which he (Gray Hair
thinks are too long. Gray Hair
should desist. Let him meet Bro.
Greer face TO face. "Come, and LET
us reason together" The thought
comes up here too that if he hal
lived in Paul's day, on that occa-
sion when Paul preached all night,
he likely would have fallen out the
window with that other fellow and
Paul would have had another task
of mending a broken neck.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-09-08

Get ready to drag the roads.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-09-08

The hobble skirt is in service in
Mexico and apropoS come these
lines:
Mary had a little skirt
Tied tightly i'll a bow,
And everywhere that Mary went
She simply couldn't 60.
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1910-07-08

although that Aiminutivs vas applied
70 Der aunt. JAlnings. twics - large
- she, after whom she had bssn
named. Betty implies . saub BOSE:
Elisabsth's was clean cut and straight.
Betty runs for . saucer mouth an1 ,
short one: Elisabsth's vas red and
curved. but arm and vide enough for
strength asd charity - well. Betty
spells round eyes. with brovs archs1
shove them - though In query and
curiosity: the eyes u Elisabeth we're
loag. Der brows long and straight and
lslicatsly Ans. A Betty might even
have rs1 hair: Elisabsth's vas brown
n most lights, and % LIQUID smooth
that almost . was dispossl 70 call u
dssss rather than thick. Betty would
seem 70 Indicate . nature impulsivs.
gay. aaA frss froa care: a. Tie ethsr
hasl, Il vas 70 b said q Eltsabsth
that she vas logical bsyoad hsf kid
- trait which she got from her
mother. Q daughter II old Judge Henry
0oocA II our superior court. Yet.
AispossA - shs always vas TO b.
logical II her coaclss1oas. the great
chasaetsristic Il Elizabeth was -
realty. coasidsrstioa anA charity.
with al this. there Appsarsd some
times q The surface q Eiisabsth's ~.
tsrs that Ars asA lightasss asl iapul.
siveosss which she Oos from her 10
thss. Ms. Daniel Chsrchili. whsthsr
sAs was wholly reserved ss1 rsasoa-
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1910-07-08

CAufcAill: for her mother she AaA Lost
when she was still young. The Church
llls maintained . city establishment In
TIE savirous Of washington itself. a.
though that was NOT much removed
from their plantati0o In the old state
q Maryland. Eimhurst. this Wash
iAgtoa estate was called. and Il was
well known there. with its straight
soaA appruaching and it, great trees
and Ne wide-doorsd halls-whereby
tie rad itsslf seemed 70 run straight
through the house and appear BE-
y0ad-.and It, tall white pillars and
hospitable galleries. now in the spring.
time Enclosed In green. need mot
state that now. having dnished the
business Of the day. Or. rather. Of the
night. Elmhurst. home Of Elizabeth.
vas my Immediate Mecca.
I had clad myself - well % could
II the fashion of my time. and dat
tered myself. % ] looked In my little
mirror. that ! made none such bad
agure Of . man. I was tall enough.
and straight. thin with long hours
afooe q In the saddle. bronssd To .
good color. and u health did not show
On my face. At least felt Il myself In
the iishtnsss a my step. In the con-
tsntedness Of my heart with all 1t
life. In my general assurance that all
In the world meant we'll toward me
and that everything In the world
would do well BY me.
A. TO Elizabeth ChsrcAill. II might
have been In line with Maryland Gus
tom bad she generally bsen known -
Betty: but Betty shs never Vas called,
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1910-07-08


W,shsue voasAa shs toe sstremisass =
ehie ME voul1 - destitute q sueeos ae1
shs miAAis veSlA - 1sveal = Dssassss-
psevsso.
n sons foegsstsa garnet q tAao
seuatsy, . % nse 1eset. ysllewee
vith 20, seainsA ~ sadistiagNisA.
a>Se, leee anoag uosaee1@Se seoSee 9
aseshse ~. tAsss ~ - ssssres g
SAas istsevLsW bsevesa toe seseaoe
peeeeoellAioo, JeAa Calheua 40
Nsssaa ~ Riss. b ~ ssraa0soees
q vhish ! paays1 ~ ~ sssvs -
eessbed. I vas ~ q tAat tane NV
teeeA . have 0usA oees tAae Q
svees q ~ aasuse e ~ iDtesvSsv.
innsel. eehoe tAlaUs ~ sssuoeeo ~
nAnl. ! vas vesy 0usA y lsve vsen
IlloahseA CAnesAia.
q shese uaetsss ! sssd - oahs
eeos meoe1oa. ~ lalAsgs Deaeee'
No. vos - = ~ ~ sass . nasys
~. 1Aal e ~ C1sssAo1b ~
assose . ~ soaos = osuneaAne 80
= aoeeAee eoun1v osoo - ~ -
ennllSss ~ - - fsssa1s. ] -
hneun ul11absoA ~ ~ 49, -
- . ~ 49, ~ - es0eaneea
evs = - t11Ass. ~ -
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1910-07-08


49,. $50 A., .,.,.
800.
- Ss' - 'ns .,.,-s
s ~ -
SnE s . ~. -" ~.
- -
y ~.
sno ~. .. A'sS NJ. .s' :. ~.
n.y. .W IN ~ :. gu. -. ~. 800 -. - 80
vs,v ~ s,r nicharA nsv,ne his borsA
A.voar, A. mr.. Iocrss,.t a Ian
-, .lo.e .nA voulA 81 bored hut
- -, \. r.tu,n-e .I,.ht t.st q.
n, nscn.rS ,cv.s~ht--I nm t.sch IN
~. - fet ~.,sls.a. $500 pav even
49, .s4e.sso. - : ~ No go
I'M = ~ -. ~ esvsa... A,.ev
aho,,,S ~ ~ nfhervie.i ~ ~
~ sAo,eA / ..vsslf vere IA: vhlch =
.o1 tr,,e."
.Yo. 70 too Assp for n. uaAsn.-
I saiA. II An but a simpls msessn.
ser.. Al the sams time. I saw how
sAr.irah,v thinsa vsrs shapins for ~
an a voman.s ,salousy wa Win N,
Ana 20 a voman's vhin!
.u.Aa." ..sA nv Aa,A N The
sastenins a IT, Aoor. I'VE have On.
ehapeed pleAeee. Nov 20 exchange
,placss. II n you Who are the nee
seneer. n myself. fhSrs 10 Q nee.
saee in your hands. Z know sse
whether you ever ssrvsd Q monarchy.
Come. you shall - that Cur rspsblSe
has neither secrets nor hypocrissss."
n, n. ,,.,.., n. v.., .os anrsvA
-. ...es,., -.-.. - ~ voeN -
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1910-07-08


euannAiA ,ou,h.,, a.,.. .,..A.. -.
eerene. which No.. ..sss.s ~" 49,
yoneeoeptatIys ~ ~, An.s,.s.
- - was v.,v h,.,ss~ 49,.
Az = her h., No. s--...s
~ v,de ana ~, :. -. ~ 49,.
y - tims I'M, -. =, ss..S.s,. 49,
eeeA ~ tho -.,.s :. 49,
e.rvs.~ No, .-A.,,. 49,.
nefneri coms,,ns.. - 49,. ~.
~ ~ h.. ..sS
e...,1ant m ,hs r.n.,.. - ~.
A.sr ana ~. .ss"s
.A~.> lar sxas - -" 49, - -
-. IA the s,ov n,.s vssch .ssrs
iate hsr cheeks.
Dlenlned always, ana reserved. vse
Elisabeth Churchill. But nov hope
d vao not wholly coucsit which -
~ - feel that perhaps the warmth.
ths Sow Of the cir, caught While "A
aing uhder the open shy, the sieht a
the many budding roses Of our CIV.
The seeut Of the blossoms which svsa
thea came through the latt,ce--4he
nesstns even with myself, 90 lately
rstusnSd something At least Of this
had caused an awskenine N her s,rrs
hsose. Something. I say, l. % not
knov shat, gave her greeting 10 ne
0uso warmth than was usual With
her. Ny own heart, eager enough to
brsak bounds. answered IN Kind. We
stool-blushins like children q our
AanAs acknowledgements In that a.
0sablase Of .Washinstoa's pomp aaA
eironmstance..
How do You do!" was an ! could
md 70 say. And How DO you dor
vas I'll could catch for answer. a.
though saw. IN 0setins Wv. .
sfam - Of . d,mp,e h,a \, .r,,.ahs%A..
49,. She never shcv.A n 49,
Wa pleased nav. nsve, -. :
1iup,e like that a Eai,ab.tn's
Aheorbed. re almoat Sorrox Au,t
Betty Jennins.-sfout raAiant snvA.
pose1. srch.broveds ana curious. I'm.
aheth:e ebsperon on The vNo,e I
- slad Aunt Bettv J.nnises ~
thsre.
.Avat Betty" said L m I took hss
has1: "Aupt Betty. have ve tolA you.
Eltsahstb and IY'
eav Elizabeth straishten IN psr.
p,sx,ty. doubt or horror. hut I vent On.
ayes. Elizabeth ana -"
.Yoa dear chiIdren," sureieA Aunt
neety. a..
.sCuarratulate m bothi. demanded.
go Il nut El,.abeth's h.nd. coversi
vfth M own. into the short ana chub.
- an~era az that estimable ~.
WA>.ever Elizabeth .ttcm.eeA N -
NJ m / 1890 mine hefore. - /
= ever~hainsd Aear Amt nstty t.
a,n6s VVoA rrcfest sfipaa a ~ yoSI6e(r
~ her. ~ intsrsst a. hsr fansly. ~
ether niecea. her chickens. her IN,
tens. her home-I 40 ouIcteA IN -
ouestioas hy assertions and demands
ana exclanaaious. and declarations
nat Mr.. D.niel Church,ll had etvea
hia conssst thst / svear for the mo-
meut sves Elizabeth believed that
what I - MA vas indeed true. At
least, I can testify she made no for.
mai denial aIthoush the dlmpIe vas
nov frtehtsnsd out oe sIsht.
Admireble Aunt Betty jennings.
she fors.ssI,sS sve,v sssert,os nae
Aer.elf huhhi,ns ana bIushins IN sheer
dexsht. Nor ana she laek IN charity.
Tapplns - with her fan Nightly. she
s,cl.,m.A. .vcm ,o~ue, tuov
TIA. you two vsst 70 Be- alone; hat
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1910-07-08
IN TIE REAR
APARTMENT

II APARTMENT II
Only 8 New Yovk are s1sA -
esaintaness possibls. We ~ sssy
'Asos nstghboss. Our too apoStns1e
lAeesse appeoaeh saeh othss - cloesly
- ths law permits. aa1 eur wtn1ovs
ere sxaetly On . line. We ha1 bsso
eajoying ~ privaey u hsvtnG -
cant nat bsfuss our vin1owe foe
noaths. vAss our ssclus,oa vas sa1.
asaly broAsa h upua. Ths vtn1ovs
% near our own were thrown cpea
one cay. Our nsishbors bad arrived.
We ascidsd q once thae thsg were
BRIDE end bridegroom M that The Cd
colored servant had bsen 10 Ass Ten.
ny Tor . gsneratioa. They were very
euiet neighbors. DOT h The least -.
trusivs o. Holsy. ard without sves
speaking 10 them. afVeS the New Ycgk
fashion. vs came 10 regard then With
quite . ssighboriy spirit. The daily
Soutias Of the brides apartment soua
became very familiar. We knew ths
hours Of their msala. their plans sue
calls and callers. u the briAegrooO
were late IN coming home o. In
couple wsat away for Gay ws ksew
Il. and their doings supplied much q
eur small sossip.
ous summers night when the Wiz
COWS were thrown open % the ctr
SHAFT we were attracted b. . sudden
commotioa. An elderly esntIsmaa.
obviously . Doctor. hurried ID anA ~
saw . grosp eathered snIiossly abose
The BED. What b VEN 10 Fat dwsllsss
q the spirit os neighbosliness wae
arosse1. TIE little brids was vssy
10. The lights burned II her room
throughout the night: Dor ~ The
Doctor lsavs till .dayhesak OFT q
pure sympathy We slept little our.
selves that Night. Thea follows1 .
hong illness, which vs Watched With
aaxicus attsnttoa. When The 1oc.
tors Visits changsd iron three visits
Cay 10 . sissis eall Il vas soeeee
q rs5olcing Tor - all. Anl oss beight
~
cs m
impeovsnsnt. ~ looked very psstty
asA veSy FRAN n her gayly coloes1
dressing gown, with NJ psofwseoe q
-.
L
|
/ = 49, $500 - ~ - -
~ sssS 49, - ~
Wsov - e'ee - -
ese apie tes sector eeee seselesU
o q ~. ees!y. sss 80. 70 ess 60
ssIseos. W go :
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bss ons ei.ns ~ esssssoa .
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ses Two sccsos -
ss.s"y 49, 49, .
uovjr9. ne doctors a. ~ svses
vere ohv,os.eDv vorklss vttA $500.
a. hasse. o.. tvo. thrse hesrn
passs1 - 49, ~ Nghoe wee
&C., -, - ~ eurtaln. vhlch
- Sesp eorso4tsu. vee Aravr. Ne
k.ev an ana throu~hont hat aishs
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The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1910-07-08

TN le1y ~ ~ vooooeo0A
~ y nero thar nve ~ M -
= asal. - y enIeh. - , neves 1sae
~ 1sanb. ~ y lsvta1ole vhsa -
s9sse1vs- -sAs b ~ IN - nnse =
ssassles1 bs6sss ~ 80 ~ ~ ~,
DAsns - vase ~ ~ Dqlefnsso
-. ~ oDvosn0eat Gnpeses -
49, - 60 eaowsg ~ eai1o 3 -
~ vtl1eue sAe011ao ha1sDlA ~ -
~ 0d0otoa ~ - - o1vo ~
~ enne usgao Do0oee t1soo 49,
II oso uGbee1o - eouoo oo1as1o g
aosoesay - ln11Ua11so = ~ -
e II vtsA - ~ ~ e1ehos ~
pa1Isae - vssy ln11osssuA ~ eoooo,
~ = ~ esovegun11eo eosAaaGA -
- leals Nh nAny - q 49,
te0Doso - 0ony vo0oa g mnnr
oeaGoeA AA1 y - - 0onnoo ~
ouseeuneu11v - e0esUe eRom 3 -
q seso1se IN uosuDso 49, -
onlllno - - 01se - . 49,
sI sz4j
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1910-07-08

! :sssss 4 -i;'ss Q. Jssss : ~
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-08-18
A Hint to Young Lawyers.

soms time before Judge 8. 8. Ford
was elected to the common pleas
bench he was employed As attorney
Sos the defense in . case In criminal
court Ths jury was out three hours.
but finally brought In q verdict OF
net guilty."
Next day Judge Ford met one of
the Jurors in the case.
well. we set your man free" the
JUROR said. HE was a. innocent -
new born baby"
Certainly he was" remarked Judge
Ford. Il was . little surprised at the
DIsnSth Of your deliberations"
IN ten you about that" said the
Juror. IT you had rested your case
when the state got through we would
have acquitted your man In q second.
That testimony you put in for the de-
fsnss sort Of ratified u.s."
I'm An old Juror. Judge. and want
10 give you . word Of advice. When
In . TRIAL BY Jury you are defending
aA innocent man keep him off the wit
ness stand. Leader.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-08-18
atudxIna the Law.

In the old days when oral sxamina-
tions were still the thing. an exam.
lining board was pummeling An appli-
cant with questions from Blackstone.
Keat and other famous legal lights.
Il didn't study anything about those
fellows" complained the applicant.
What did you studyf" asked one Of
the judges.
II studied the statutes Of the states. "
he replied. II studied them hard. Ask
me . question about them and III
show you. That 10 whore I got all my
legal knowledge"
my young friends said one aus
ters Judge ON the examining board.
you had better be very careful for
some day the legislature might meet
and repeal everything you know
Kansas City Journal.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-08-18
Casey It the Bat.

This famous poem IL contained in the
Coca-Cola Baseball Record Book foS
1910. together with records. schedules
for both leagues and other valuable
baseball information compiled BY au
thorities. This interesting book sent
By the Coca-Cola Co.. Of Atlanta, Ca
on receipt Of 70 stamp for postage
Also copy Of their booklet Tho Truth
About Coca-C Cola" which tells all about
this delicious beverage and why It ID
% pure. wholesome and refreshing
Are you ever hot-tired-thirstyf
Drink Coca-Cola-it II cooling. re-
usves fatigue and Quenches the
thirst. At soda fountains and car
donated In bottles-6c everywhere.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-08-18
THE sEsr or ire KIND

to advertise good things. When you see
An article Advertised IN this paper year
that there u merit to II because the con-
tinusA sale Of any article depends upon
merit and % kssR on a%ayssusiss az one
have imitstors. but limitations are not ad-
vertised- They have NO rsputation to sus-
tain. they never expect to have any psr-
sell them II he studied your Interests.
Sixteen ysars ago Aliens Foot-Eass. the
sntissptic Powder for the fest, was hrst
and through people telling each other
what . GOOD thing Il was for tired and
aching feet It has now . permanent sale.
have been put on the market With the
hope of prohtinG by the reputation which
When you ask for an article advertised
in these papers Sc that you get IL Avoid
nuhUtttutaA
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-08-18
vack,, phIIosophy.

When . man gos sout to hunt . rep
utation al he gets IL notoristy.
Luck ID something We blame when
We fail and deny when We succeed.
When you are spreading the salvs
look out that you don't slip up. ON 1t
yourself. .
It has been truthfully said that .
man who needs . monument should
not have one.
One good way to keep your helpers
Interested 10 to let them share some
Of the credit.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-08-18
Why Che erouuht II Up.

do you remember" she asked.
that you said once that unless
promised to be yours the sun would
cease to sinner
Il don't 1smember It now. but
suppose I may have said something
Of the kind"
And have you forgotten that you
assured me that unless permitted
you to claim me - your own the moon
would fall from her place in tho
hsavensr'
"Oh. we'll. what II did say so?
Why do you want to bring that up
nowr'
Il merely wished to assure you that
let her fall"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-08-18
100 Mreh sho, r.lx.

4 Young woman Of Toledo. o.. was
asks1 by friend - to the nkabls-
ness OF . young chap who for some
tim had been paying devoted atten.
uoa TO the young woman in question.
oh" replied the fair one carslessly.
william 10 nice enough fellow, but
As talks shop too much"
How's thatf" was the next uues-
don Il thought he was q street car
conductor"
80 hs IT," returned the other: land
he's continually saying. Sit up
aossfi"-Judge.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-08-18

and dixxy spells.
To insure good health.
keep the kidneys
well. Doan's Kidney
Pills remove all kid.
ney ills. Read what
. physician says:
DR.. H. Green. 21S N.
9th st.. No. Yakima,
Wash. says: II have
used Doan's Kidney
Pills in my practice
for years and they
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The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-08-18
Il Was the Other Way.

" WSU tu0 0tu0S Ways
'Mr. JONES'" said the senior partner
im the Wholesale dry goods house to
the drummer who stood before him in
the private once, you have been
with ns for the past ten years"
Yes. sir"
And you ought to know the rules
Of the house. One of them il that NO
man of ours shall take . side line"
But have none, SIR"
But you have lately got married"
Yes; but can you call that . side
line. Mr.. Jones?-
Technically. It may not be-"
You needn't fear that having .
wife IL going to bring me In on q trip
any sooner"
"Oh, don't It IL the fear that
having . wife at home you'll want to
stay out on the road altogether"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-08-18
An Unnecessary systsm.

You ought to have . burglar alarm
system in your house." said the cleo
trical supply agent, $50 that you will
be awakened II = burglar raises one
Of the windows or opens . door At
night"
mo burglar can get in here while
We are peacefully sleeping" replied
Mr.. Newpop. I'VE are weaning our
baby"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-08-18

People can live in . temperature
which fssls from ten to twenty degrees
cooler than their nsishbors enjoy. By
regulating the diet.
The plan Il to avoid meat entirely for
breakfast: use . goodly allowance o1
fruit, either fresh or cooked. Then fol
low with . saucer containing about four
hsaping teaspoonfuls Of 0raps-Nuts,
treated with . little rich cream. Add 70
this about two Slices Of crisp toast with
. msaser amount Of butter. and oos
cup Of wellmade Postum.
By this selection Of food the bodily
energy II preserved. while the hot, eax.
bonacsous foods have been left out
The result 10 vsry marked di4srenoe
In the temperature Of the body. aAA
to this comfortable condition - addeA
the certainty Of ease and perfect digss-
ton. for the food being partially pre-
digestsd y quickly assimilatsd by tAs
digestive machinery.
Expsrisnoe and experiment in food.
and it, application to tAs human bo1y
has brought out tAsse faots. TAsv
can b made NE a anA aAd materially
b the comfort q he uoee.
Rsal ths nttls book "TAs ReaA -
wstlvf1lA" h pksA -IAsFsrs . AsaseA'
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-08-18
eIsha

What was the bridge Of sighsf"
asked the woman who was looking 1t
the picture book.
'T suppose" replied Mrs. Flimglit.
"that 10 one of those games in which
you are obliged to make 1t spades
every time"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-08-18

don. have taken Doan's Kidney
Pills personally and pronounce them
the best remedy I have prescribed in
my long career a. . physician and sur
geon."
Remember tho rname-Doan's. For
sale by all dealers. 80 cents . box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. 7.