The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1910-04-01
WHO SHOULD 0BEY2
By SADIE oLCoTT.

well, well, darling. you needn't.
Why he so positive about it?"
Because won't. And won't say
obey either"
Tom and Jenny were married In
church, but there was no one present
except members of their respective
families. AS the clock struck high
noon the couple stood before the altar
and a clergyman in proper vestments
began the marriage service. The re-
sponses were made by the groom In a
modest tone. but decidedly by the bride
until the words love, honor and obey
were to be spoken. Jenny promised to
love, honor" and stopped.
"Obey," said the clergyman.
II won't" replied the bride.
The Clergyman looked surprised, then
shut up the book
"Jennyw exclaimed her father.
Say it." said her mother. You
needn't pay any attention to 1t after
you're married. | haven't"
Can / do that" asked Jenny of the
clergyman.
NO"
Leave it out" said Tom to the domt
nee.
THAT is not permitted. This service
is prescribed by the church. have
no power to add to 1t or take away
from it."
''Oh, Jenny" exclaimed an aunt
Say it, sweetheart" whispered the
groom. "Tll give you your way in
everything"
81 won't" said Jenny.
Jenny" said her father angrily.
Pm ashamed of you"
Jenny began to cry. and from crying
she became hysterical. Her mother
put her arms about her and attempted
to quiet her, but without effect.
Cant you slur it overP the groom
asked of the clergyman. Its only a
form anyway"
"Slur it over! Only form! Every
word of this service has been carefully
considered. and every word means
something"
The hubbub commenced anew. The
clergyman stood waiting while efforts
to induce the bride to speak the OBJ
jectionable word were renewed. Final
ly the clergyman, with twinkle In his
eye, said impressively:
Dearly beloved. whereas Thomas
and Jane having come to me to be
Joined together in the bonds OF holy
matrimony, and whereas the church
in its wisdom formed this service to
give to every family head. and
whereas Jenny refuses to acknowledge
Thomas as that head. see but one
way by which the intention of the
church can be carried out in this case.
Let Thomas acknowledge Jane as the
head of the family; let him promise
the required obedience. If he will do
this l will proceed with the cere-
mony."
Every eye was turned upon Tom,
some in evident expectation that he
would accept this solution Of the prob
lem, some knitting their brows and
giving vent to their disapprobation In
subdued mutterings.
an be-hanged If I'll do III" ex-
claimed the groom.
The bride wept on.
"Tom," whispered his mother, 1.-THE
word doesn't mean anything. A wom-
an always expects her husband to be
at the head of the house. If he isn't
she doesn't respect him"
"Neverr' cried Tom, growing excited.
Tommy" pleaded his Aunt Mary,
do be reasonable and stop this fracas;
it's disgraceful,"
Thomas" put in his Uncle Josh,
you might as we'll promise. Youll
have to knuckle down anyway"
at isn't that" replied Tom excited
ly. ~ don't care who's head. I'm
man, and I'll be. I'll never knuckle
| under to woman-openly."
ME, too" said Uncle Josh, but l
give in all the same"
"You give in2" snapped the wire.
Everybody knows how l have to sac
rifice to your whims."
Beloved" said the clergyman, rails
ing his voice to surmount the din. re
member that you are in church dedt-
Gated to the exclusive service Of God.
Inasmuch as neither party to this SOL
emn contract will promise to obey the
other, a requirement prescribed by the
ritual. | pronounce a marriage impos-
sible."
The bride gave shudder.
And want it distinctly under
STOOD" cried the groom at the top of
his voice, that I'm not going to make
a guy of myself. have some self re-
spect, and | have friends whose good
opinion | wish to keep. II l did that
every friend I've got in the world
would chaff me to death"
Not the married Ones" put in Uncle
Josh.
Tom had left his hat In a pew near
by, and, darling to 1t, he picked 1t up
and was going at a rapid pace to the
door when the bride darted after him.
caught him by the coattail halfway up
the aisle, whispered something In bis
ear, and the two went back to the
altar.
go on" said Tom to the dominic.
The ceremony proceeded, and Jenny
promised to obey with becoming meek
ness.
Sounded Like Reproof.
A lady in missing up q church aisle