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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

There is a fine glimpse of the ro-
nance Of the settlement Of the Amerl-
can continent in the transfer to
Minnesota corporation for the purpose
of development of an SOO,OOO-acre strip
of land through the middle OF the
state of Oregon. This strip was
lightly tossed by the government to a
highway company for building a mil
itary road across the trackless interior
embraced by its two splendid rivers.
The road was built and the land
earned nearly half a century ago.
First it served military purposes only,
making a shorter cut from The army
posts of the Columbia to the haunts
Of the fercer Indian tribes in the lava
beds of southern Oregon. Gradually
pioneers made it a path to lonely
homes; later frontier villages grew
uD for supply of these, and still later
treeless tracts were taken up by ranch
ers whose cattle and sheep we're driv-
en- either way to railroad shipping
nts The least valuable land was
mat encountered with timber or desti-
tute of water, though none Of 1t was
considered very valuable until a few
years ago. Now with the exhaustion
of forests on one side and extension
of irrigation on the other, the once
priced grazing land is least valuable
Of all, while an acre. Of the timber land
and irrigated fruit land is worth more
than the original prOprletors would
have asked for a section. The alter
nate or selected sections of the orig
inal grant. iunmarketable for any in
dustrial purpose, passed finally into
the hands Of a famous French private
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

Texas cottonraisers. seeking to in
crease the profit Of their business,
nave been experimenting with cotton
seed -four They find that it makes
admirable cakes, and when mixed with
wheat flour it can be used for bread
There are enthusiasts who maintain
that cotton is one of the most useful
articles grown, as its floss can be
made into clothing, its stalks into pa
per its seed into bread and cake, and
its oil into shortening for cooking, or
dressing or salads. or lubricants for
machinery.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

The queen bee lives from two to
five years, according to the manner in
which she is raised. When raised by
the naturel way, as by the swarming
of the bees, and the mother queen is
two or more years old, she often lives
four or five years. The life of the
workers varies from forty-five days in
the honey-making season to five or
sometimes six months during winter,
taking the time of October to April.
Drones very seldom live more than
four or five weeks in hot weather.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
The Mixer.

Many times the mixer goes to his
task after brushing horses or doing
other dirty work, with his hands soiled
and bis clothing thickly covered with
dust. Both soiled hands and dusty
clotLlng are loaded with germs that
iniure milk. Before commencing to
milk the mixer should cleanse his
hands and slip on clean suit and cap
which are used for no other purpose,
and which may be easily washed. He
should always milk with dry hands
and never allow his hands to come in
contact with the milk.-Missouri Dai-
ryman.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

1t is the bad air in churches in Chi
cago that keeps so many people from
worship, and not Indifference or pure
"cussedness." At any rate, that is the
view Of the secretary Of the health
board, Edward S. Pritchard, who in a
recent address declared that, consid-
ering the conditions, he did not won
der at the slim attendance at Sunday
services. "Janitors throw open the
windows of the churches Immediately
after the services are over" said Mr..
Pritchard They keep them open for
a while, and then shut them until the
next services. But that's not the way
to get rid of he germs. It keeps them
right in the building. Do you wonder
at the death rate of such preventable
diseases as pneumonia and consump-
tion?"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
PnIsnned by Eggs.

That many people are poisoned by
eggs, and not by spoiled eggs only,
but often by those that are freshly
laid and apparently good, is asserted
by a French chemist Numerous cases
of poisoning due to eclairs, or cream
cakes, have occurred recently in Paris,
and it was in the course of an inves-
tigation of these that the conclusion
was reached that the toxic action was
always the fault of the eggs in the
custard, never of mineral poisons in
troduced accidentally or Of the other
ingredients of the cream French
eggs, it is said, become infected before
they are laid.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

Chop eight figs very fine and cook
to a paste, with water TO nearly cover.
Add a dozen blanched almonds minced
and pounded fine and season win a
little lemon juice, When cold spread
between thin slices Of buttered bread
or on lady fingers or sweet waters
This may be varied by favoring with
orange extract and a little grated
orange rind and spreading between
slices Of angel or sunshine cake.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

Andrew Carnegie says he is in ia
Yor Of having laws providing that ey-
cry man who dies worth more than a
million shall have to leave half of his
fortune to the State But wouldn't
that work a further hardship on the
public? The men who are anxious to
leave many millions to their descend
ants would scheme all the harder to
multiply their millions before death
gripped them.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
Fruit Pudding.

One pound of raisins, stoned; one
pound of curFants, one-half pound Of
chopped suet, one-quarter of pound
each of bread crumbs, sliced citron and
candied lemon, one-half cup of sugar,
enc nutmeg grated, ten eggs, yolks and
whites beaten separately, one-half cup
OF blanched almonds Put in a pud.
ding bag and steam six hours.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
High Finance,

"Why do you keep asking people for
change for a dollar, and then asking
other people to give you a dollar for
your changer"
well, somebody may make mis-
take in change, some time. And, be-
lleve me, it won't be me."-Cleveland
nadar
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

Soak over night one-half pound OF
dried green peas and put on to boil in
three pints Of water with one small
onion, into which have been pressed
three cloves. When the peas are well
done put all through a colander. Re
turn to the fire a few minutes before
serving, adding one level tablespoon
Of -four and a teaspoon of butter work
ed to n cream. Season to taste.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
Crenm nf Indinn snnn.

Mix together a tablespoonful OF
Hour a quarter cupful of corn meat
and a half teaspoonful of salt Stir
gradually into quart of boiling
water, and after boiling up well put
into a double boiler and cook an hour
and half. Add a cupful of rich mill
or cream and serve with popcorn OF
Croutons.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

A Pittsburg widow who was com
PEELED to sell her beautiful hair in or
der to keep her children from starving
has received an offer Of marriage from
rich man in Oklahoma In case they
are married the man ought to do the
right thing by Immediately buying a
nice switch for the lady She deserves
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

One cup butter, cups sugar, one
half cup milk, yolks Of eggs, 3 tea
spoons baking powder, salt and flavor
ing to suit taste, flour TO roll out thin
Dip the cookies in the whites Of the
eggs and sprinkle with sugar before
baking Instead OF using the egg
whites, as the rule directs, l often
make the silver cake as when cook
ing for a fair-sized family II seems
TO be more economical.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
How He Figured.

'Here you are trying to tell me that
you're half finished with that new ar
tesian well and you just started on It
this morning"
That's all right. I'm going on the
theory that well begun is half done"
st Louis Star
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

A new disease among pears has been
noted in Belgium. The diseased fruit
shows round brown spots, which in
crease in size until the greater part of
the fruit is affected, after which it
falls. In one instance the loss due to
this fungus was great, fully one-haTf
of the fruit being destroyed. Where
the pears have been bagged they did
not suffer from the fungus. Spraying
with Bordeaux mixture, it is believed,
will prevent the disease.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

Aren't you afraid the comet will
hit the earth?" asked the timid man.
''No," replied Mr.. Sirius Barker.
After experimenting with a golf ball
I've come to the conclusion that
little -pherical object like the earth
is perfectly safe. Even if the comet
tried to hit it it would probably
foozle. Washington Star.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
Lnmhs, Kidnexs. snnte.

Split three pairs of lambs kidneys,
scald them, throw into cold water,
then drain and wipe dry. Fry in but
ter and when done pour over them a
sauce made by adding to the fat in
the pan a gill of stock, salt and pep
per to taste and one-half tablespoon
fnl of sherry
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
noIIed TrIpe wlth RIce.

Put two pounds of fresh tripe to bot
in two quarts Of water Add one
chopped onion, bit of garlic, three to.
matoes sliced, salt and pepper, and
when half the water has boiled away
put in a small cupful of rice. Simmer
gently and serve when the rice is
dry
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
Ginger Puns.

slft together one,half teaspoon gin
ger, one-half teaspoon cinnamon, !
teaspoon soda, 2h cups sifted -four
Add one-half cup molasses, one-halt
cup sugar, one-half cup cold water
one-fourth cup melted butter, beaten
egg. Drop by teaspoonfuls on but
tered pans and while cooking put half
an English walnut meat on top OF
each pun. Cook in quick oven.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
Whn1n Whent MnIIIna.

Separate two eggs, add to the yolks
half pint of milk, one and a half cups
Of whole wheat flour, one tablespoon
full Of salt, one teaspoonful Of baking
powder and beat thoroughly Stir in
the well-beaten whites of the eggs and
bake in a quick oven for fifteen min
Meg
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
ouite mint.

Church-It is said that in Spain,
shoe-blacking Is mixed with wine in
stead of water.
Gotham Well, it's better, suppose,
to have wine 20 to your feet than to
your head.-Yonk0rs Statesman.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

Wizard Burbank has solved the meat
question by the development of an edI-
bic cactus II YOU don't like that he
offers alfalfa, which is said to be as
nutritious as meat. Nebuchadnezzar
tried It and he survived.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
nInInaana CnnI,Iea

Two cups of New Orleans molasses,
one cup of brown sugar, one cup OF
shortening, one-half cup of hot water,
two tablespoonfuls Of vinegar, two
eggs, three heaping teaspoonfuls Of
baking soda dissolved in the water
one teaspoonful each of cinnamon, gin.
ger cloves, allspice and salt Flour
to roll soft. Cut into rounds and bake
in a rather quick oven
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
Celery RnmnLclnn.

Boil two slices of bread in a little
sweet milk; when smooth add four
tablespoonfuls of grated celery, and
two Of butter. When well heated re-
move from the fire, and add the beaten
yolks of two eggs, salt and pepper
Stir in carefully the stifly beaten
whites of the eggs, and bake for fifteen
minutes.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
Cocoanut Peppermint Candy.

Put into a saucepan two cups Of
sugar and one-half cup Of water. When
they boil add a pinch Of cream of tar
tar and one-third cup Of shredded
cocoanut. Boil, stirring for seven min
utes; add a teaspoonful of peppermint
and stir until the mixture begins tC
granulate. Drop in small quantities
on waXed paper
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
FrIed Scum ChicIlen.

When making chicken broth remove
the pieces Of chicken after stewing,
roll each piece in beaten egg, then in
cracker dust, and fry in bacon fat.
Be sure to use bacon fat, as this i'm
parts pleasant flavor. Serve sur
rounded with bits Of bacon fried
crisD.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

Batteships have passed the ocean
greyhound In speed aud promise soon
TO outstrIp them In size, but they never
win assemble as many queer passenger
in their smoking rooms.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

A Boston newspaper prints the pie.
ture OF a pretty girl who has nc.
tasted meat during the entire twenty
three years Of her life Take our
word for It; she looks good, too
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
His Renson.

How did you come to leave your
wife in PARISH"
"she couldn't decide whether she
wanted three yards and a half or four
yards, and / got tired Of waiting
Cleveland Leader.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
The Renson.

Guest at a Restaurant-Excuse me,
sir can you let me come to the tele-
phone? You have been there twenty
minutes without saying word
Sorry, sir, but I'm talking TO my
wife."-Pele Mele.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

bank. able TO walt for accumulation
OF what Is called the unearned inore
ment but Is there no just earning
nower IN the selfdenlal that locks up
capital without interest and pays taxes
Tor more than a generation on the
chance Of getting IN lump what was
paid out year by year2
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

There Is TO be an investigation OF
the sanity OF a New York woman who
wants TO give away money. She must
have some relatives who are eager 10
do little lnheritlng
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
Mntton nroth.

To each pound Of mutton meat and
bones add one quart Of cold water
Cut the meat and crack the bones.
After bringing to a boil cook slowly
and gently Add little barley and
when all is tender take out the meat
and bones. Season to taste.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
Ent on the EIoor.

When frying hot fat may be spilled
on the floor In that case at once
pour cold water on it. The cold water
will cause the fat to harden, when it
can be taken up with a knife, instead
Of being allowed to sink into the wood
or stone Of the floor.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
A Tip Ne Wanted.

Artist Ito burglar, who - making
away with paintings - ElT--hy thn
way, If you should manage TO dispose
Of them would you mind sending me
your customers address Life.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
Light Weight.

The Music Teacher-Your boy is i'm
proving, but when he runs the scales
I have to watch him pretty closely.
Mrs. Shortweight--Jus like his
father. He used to be in the grocery
bllginpSg
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

products at one-half the rate Of the re.
tallers They propose TO sell lnde-
pendently and have a cooperative
market store, where all the farmers
belonging TO the association win sell
their goods. This has not been done
In Denver before because the whole
salers and iobbers have control OF the
transportation faoilltles-Field ana
Farm,
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
A oNE-MAN SAW.

at 3 in the accompanying illustration,
will stiffen a cross-cut saw so that
one man will be able to saw with it
without difficulty. The strips Of wood
tend to control the wabble of the free
end. A piece of stove wire twisted
around the saw and a strip at ? will
aid in keeping it in place. A wire
twisted about the laths at 3 will help
To maintain the STRENGTH.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
sumcIent ResponsibIIIty.

80 you don't want to voter" said
the suffragette.
Gracious, MOI" replied Mrs Nc
Gudley. TITS bad enough to have
your husband blaming you for every
thing that goes wrong about the house
without being held responsible for
politics. s."-Washington Star.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
Nan ID Forethought.

Bride-Here you are at last
thought you were never coming.
Groom-There was no danger of my
forgetting it. Look l tied knot in
my handkerchief-Pele Mele.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

The government census will not in
olude an enumeration Of the grafters
OF the country. All other trades, how
ever will be represented.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

Census Iaker-HaYe you a husDandl
madam?
The Lady of the House-That is a
matter the court hasn't decided yet
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

''Do you see that man going along
with his head IN the air, smiling with
his nose2"
Yes, / know him"
q suppose he believes in taking In
the good, pure ozone"
mo: he's hunting for a motor gar
age, / believe. ."-Tit-Bits
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

II the earth is really 4UO,OOO,OOO
years old II must have changed own
ers many times before Rockefeller and
Mr.. Morgan got hold Of IT,
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
A sortoriaI success.

"Since Mr. Bliggins got his new
clothes he looks like fashion plate"
Yes" replied Miss Cayenne, "espe-
cially in the matter Of facial express
sion Washington Star.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

We'll" moralized Mr.. Stoplate, I'VE
are here to-day and gone tomorrow"
yes" answered Miss Boarde, CLAN
cling at the clock, I've noticed that
about you. Exchange.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

And your mistress is sitting up
till you get homer"
She must. Ny dress fastens down
the back."-Meggendorfer Blaetter.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
Whnt IIe Received.

Jack-So your efforts to win the
rich heiress were fruitless, eh?"
Tom-Fruitless Oh, no! l got the
Iemon.-Boston Transcript.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

Griggs- You talk lot, Briggs; now
what have you got against married
life2
Briggs What have / got against
it? why, man, take this terrible d.
vorce evil; It hourishes among mar
ried people exclusively.-Boston Tran
scripk
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
bachelors, Take warning.

Hobbs-Alienists say that single
men are much more liable to insanity
than married.
Dobbs-Sure they are! Single men
are always in danger Of going crazy
over some woman.-Boston Transcript
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
A Question.

Say, nav"
''Yes, SON"
Where do the mumps and measles
go when l haven't got 'em?"-Kansas
City Journal.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

II some medical scientist would
make a dlligent search he would prob
ably hnd "a crouch germ,
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
A PRACTICAL Curriculum.

'T believe that girl Is in earnest
aDout going In for dramatic work"
Studying Shakespeare, Is she?'
Nav; she's learning to carry a
spear gracefully."-Kansas City Jour
nal.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
Har Renson.

He-Would you rather be beautiful
or clever?
She-Beautiful, l think. You see,
there are lots of stupid men, but only
a few blind ones.-Boston,, Transcript.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

Joe-How's things, Bill?
Bill-Rotten! Lost three dogs an
the old woman, an one of them was
worth $5.-Kansas City Journal.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
Poor Work.

81 went into politics poor and
came out as poor as ! went in
Poor work from beginning to end,
old p."-Toledo Blade.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
A saIrage Enterprise.

The Rooster-What are you ladies
trying to do, drink the trough dry?
The Hens-Exactly. We've dropped
a fresh egg in here and we're trying to
rescue it.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

some one declares that sleeping In
church is a disease. So is the Ions
sermon
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

She-Tm such a timid little thing
you know; l jump at the slightes
thing
He-Yes; you'd jump at proposal
wouldn't you?
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
Same old story.

How shall break the news to my
parents that | have failed in my ex-
ams?"
Merely telegraph them: "Examina-
tion over. Nothing new! "-Fliegende
Blaetter.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

Don't worry Bibles viii always be
for sale for a very small price com
pared with what they are actually
worth.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
A Lnhnr SnNer.

The little picture tells it all. This
little device may be worked through
any cellar door or window. 1t will
save many steps when your time is
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

Europe viii never forget the fine
time she had sitting on the fence
watching Mr. Roosevelt go by,
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

There is one thing about an egotis-
tical person; he is not talking about
his neighbors.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
nRiehnesan Of MiIIs.

What is commonly known as the
richness Of milk depends upon the
amount Of butter fat it contains. There
is SO much difference in the compo-
sition Of milk from cheese factories
that many large butter and cheese fac.
tories now test all the milk they buy,
and pay FOR It according to it's butter
fat content.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
shop Talk.

Barber (about to cut customers
hair)-Do you want much off, sir?
Mr.. Einstein (absently) y)-Vot dis
coundt will you make for cash?-
Puck.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

King Meneliks last death Is bO-
iieved 10 have beon fatal
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

stop grating" says J, J. Hill Mr.
Hill always has some good advice TO
offer.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13
AnntrnIin,n whent Cron.

Australia had a wheat crop in 1903
90 Of 82,4OO,OOO bushels, or 81, 100000
bushels more than in 1907-0s.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

Nobody loves them" woman often
SAYS of her children, except their
mother."
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-05-13

A man, too busy with coughing and
blowing and sneezlng to answer any
questions, hung a card over his desk
on which was printed the following
informatlon:
"Yes; I've got an awful cold"
Il don't know how ] got II.
"No, l didn't take them Off.
II didn't sit by an open window.
u didn't leave OFF my oyercoat
Il haven't had a doctor yet.
mo; it's not the grip; it's just a
plain cold.
1--WE taken everything under the
sun.
"Yes; I'm willing to try II II =
helped you,
Yes, indeed. hope so too
ooh, I'll be careful.
"Good-by Boston Herald,
The other Way.
you may pay me 500 down and
S25 a week" said the physician, OF
hand.
Sounds as II I we're buying an au.
tomoblle." the patient said
NO" said the doctor. thoughtlessly,
Il am."-Bufialo Express,
Warped.
Mary Jane Cto gentleman with the
bow legs, who has called to see her
masterl For eving's sake, sir, do
stand back from the FIRE; your legs is
warping most 'orrible-EXehange.
such n Difference.
Your daughter plays yeTT sweetly
on the piano"
That's my wife playing"
81 know it."-Birmingham Age
Herald
sure Thing.
How can these rich girls allow
themselves 10 be won by men who are
only after their money!"
How is a girl to know? A man
can put considerable fervor into his
wooing when it's a case Of marriage
or work. Louisville Courier-Journal.
Something New.
POST committed suicide because he
was overworked."
Pooh! He couldn't have been so
very busy or he wouldn't have found
time to do It in"-Life,