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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

When several "lnsurgcnts" rushod to
the White House to inform President
TAFT that they had been used" by the
Democrats In the makeup OF the
BallinGer- -Plnchot committee. they
came very near pleading the baby act
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

Tho New York World wants u know
why Mrs. Russell Sage's assessment Of
$1,000. 600 should be double John D.
Rockefeller's. That is very easy
question TO answer. She doesn't own
half as much as he does.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

Germany cannot accept Uncle Sans
suggestions regarding the tariff. and
especially as TO the importation or
meats. 1t is pertinent to ask. Upon
what meat doth this our Kaiser feed?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19
Out of tho Picture.

How pleasant it must be to SIT nc,
fore A blazing fire while the wind
vainly RACES outside"
Yes" answered Farmer CorntoSsei: !:
'I'suose 1t would be right pleasant
"Why. you ought to know. You iiVe
in the country" 49,. .,,,
yes, but amt the feller that sita
by the Are. I'm the fener that Ie,cheS
in the wood ."-Washington star
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

What are the suffragcttes doing
while the English elections are on? 1t
is a wonderful opportunity for tho dis
play OF their campaign methods.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

The president OF the National Civic
Federation advocates public control OF
privately owned forests. The idea
should receive no announcement II II
means public interference with private
rights
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19
NEW NEWS OF YESTERDAY
HOW SENATOR ALLISON MISSED PRESIDENTIAL NOMINATE
Rv j L Edwards

e.
andre quenty
mate ntnncew w OF
havea q
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

There Is a revival Of Interest in Dick
ems and his works. That Is as 1t should
be; the revival OF the fittcst.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

Is II modus vlvcndi or merely a
truce that the regulars and "insur-
gents" have arranged
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19
In For IL.

"I guess I'm a bum conversational
ist."
How now"
81 happened to rcmark that opals
aro unhIcky and then she mentioned
q whole string OF other precious stones
that have no drawback whatever at
toched kansas City Journal.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19
LEGAL BLANKS

or every character and description.
arranged from the best legal forms.
and brought strictly up to date
full supply always on hand at the
Deseret News Book Store.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

Now what did oil those thirty gov
ernors say to each other when they
met In Washington
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

In war time VIII tho aeroplane ever
be mistaken for the dove of peace?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

What Colonel Roosevelt Is now anx-
ious about Is to get white rhinoceros
on his hands
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

Tho price OF shoes is 20 be advanced
This VIII make 1t very easy TO tell eX-
actly where the shoe pinchcs-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

Burglars are having a carnival. VIII
they yet hold convention2
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

In Unionists there Is strength. but
there seems to be more in Liberals and
I.aborites.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

Why is not the Washoe zephyr in
cluded among the national airs?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

Many man who would never think
OF telling lie will let a false I'M
preston go out.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

The Jcffries- johnson mill win come
off in Utah? Come of!
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19
HOW THE TROUBLE STARTED.

Chicago Rccord-Herald.
a Cleveland bank has failed be-
cause Its president loaned too much
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19
A Common Weakness.

I.andlady-Yes. L must CONFESS
have a weakness for conee.
Boarder-It must be Smpatnee'c'
tho coffee has the same quality
Meggendorfcr Blaetter.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

She-Mrs Globe Is always so ready
to express sympathy
He-Yes: it Is such pleasure TO tue
dear lady to find her friends In
position to be sorry tor.-Boston
Transcript.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-05-06

DIR. SToCKDALE wants every person
Who suffers from chronic disease-it makes
no difference how bad the case, or how long
they have suffered, to call and consult HIM.
He will make thorough examination of
their case, tell exactly what can be done,
whether they are durable or not, how long
it will require and all about it. He treats
only chronic diseases. He has devoted
twenty years of his life to the study and
treatment Of diseases Of the Stomach, Liver,
Bowels and Kidneys; Indigestion, Dyspepsia,
Constipation and Diabetes; Heart and Nerve
Troubles. Rheumatism, Chronic Catarrh in
all its forms-in fact ell Chronic Diseases.
DIR. STOCKDALE has system of treat,
ment which he believes is the best known
for chronic diseases. He is able to cure
many cases that have resisted other treat
ments-that are considered incurable. Hc
wants it distinctly understood that he does
not undertake any case that he thinks is
incurable, and will tell the patient candidly
when he has made the examination.
HE HAS A SPECIAL TREATMENT FOR
NERVOUS AND PHYSICAL WEAKNESS
OF MEN, WHICH HE WOULD LIKE TO
EXPLAIN IN PERSON. CALL AND GET
HIS OPINION AND ADVICE FREE OF
CHARGE.
If for any reason you cannot call or visit
him personally, write him for an examina'
ton blank at his home office.
Address
DIR. B. A. sTocKDALE,
Utica Building, Des Moines, Iowa.
4BThe Doctor can be seen in his Office IN
pss Noinss, ON Fridays and Saturdays or by
:pecial appointment.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-05-06

run her picture in prominent
place. won't you?" Sylvester handed
Brand a photo. Miss Gleneviere Nc
Kenzie. Don't you know her! She's
In the second row at the TyrolI. and
it's darn shame. I've got IL libretto
for her later on. Can't you help her
out and get her small part now?"
Pm afraid that is hardly in my
line.''
You'd be doing favor to the
show, for she's good enough to be a
prima donna. She's been kept back by
jealousy. Told me so herself. When
will you have it in-tomorrow?
Il scarcely think we can do that
sort of thing in the Advance. We
don't print pictures of chorus girls
unless there's some good story about
them-lost jewels. barred from no.
tel OH account Of IA dog. divorce or
Sylvester broke in relievedly. "Oh,
she's been divorced"
HAS she! When?"
Last year"
THAT'S dead. Wait till her next
She doesn't 80 in"
"Why-why-wo won't you do it," STAN.
mered The young man. who, deeply ap-
precating the fact that he was his
fathers Son-yes. indeed-failed to COM
prehend how any employee Oh the Ad-
vance could refuse him anything
"She's the cutest little girl you ever
saw, YOU old gazoot. You stick to me,
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-05-06

"Ilo,r ,rouid you like u he q rch,rtcry"
you something to think about. and you
can show him as muck in II night as
he'd learn in Il mouth alone. Mr.. Dill
Ion. allow me to present YOU To Mr..
Sylvester Nolan. Mr.. Dillon broke me
into the business" said the editor to
thu. newspaper owners son.
Sylvester drew 4 pOIderOus wad of
bills from his pocket and offered the
top one to the old down and outer"
You want to handle my friend Po-
WOW with gloves" advised Sylvester.
Hes just full of temperament"
The old newspaper mau Indignantly
refused the money which young Nolan
held out to him aud plunged out of the
office.
The poet stood mute witness to
the proceedings.
60 after himr' commanded Brand.
''Thank you. SIR" and Powell darted
frightenedly after Dillon.
who is that old joker?" asked Syl-
vester of the editor.
He was the best reporter that the
Advance ever had"
whats the matter with him"
Booze"
"Too bad. Well. a fellow ought to
learn to control himself remarked
Sylvester pompously. Now. Brandy.
old boy. l want to ask you just one
more favor tonight. In reference to Il
little actress friend OF mine. Miss
Gueneviere Mckenzie"
oh ome-dont'G
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-05-06

lie sent the office boy to bring the
two reporters. Howard aud Jeh.
Speaking To Miss Stowe. the central
Of the Advances private telephone sys-
TEN. he said: do not put ybOdy elss
gu this wire until you hear from me.
no matter now long it takes. Under
stand: Connect this phone with edi-
,oriaI room and have it CONNECTED
until tell you. Now he sure about
ti,is. Understand: Again he repeated.
as il concerned the success OF his en-
tire Schene. Don't break the cOnnec-
ton until tell you myself"
The two reporters came in.
Now. boys. understand what ! want
yo,i to do You've got to take. word
for word. conversation I'm going to
have here. Go in room 4. You. JEFF.
take the receiver"
Eyes. sir
land you. Howard take the extern
sion. Thus you will each hear what ia
said. Keep it glued to your best ear
and take down every word you hear
tonight between Judge Rarteimy and
me. The judge will sit in the chair at
the right Of my desk ] will be in my
own chair. The telephone will thus be
midway bet ween us. Whatever words
he and ! say will be- said almost direct
ly over the mouthpiece of the phone.
Now. You seq what am going to do
Brand took a lead pencil from his
pocket and began Il proceeding which
the two reporters. accustomed as they
were In their business to ingenious
strategy. failed ut first to understand.
Brand took the telephone receiver from
the hook. aud the metal arm immedi-
ately snapped upward. establishing the
connection. Then he inserted the point
of tire lead pencil in the small aperture
under the little metal arm or hook and
deliberately broke II Off. The tiny
wedge thus held up the hook. Brand
now hung up he receiver. and the pen
Gil point prevented the weight OF the
receiver from bearing the hook down
and breaking the connection. The con
nertion was made continuous without
the slightest indication that such was
the ease. Every word now spoken
within a reasonable distance of the
mouthpiece would be conveyed to the
telephone and the extension telephone
in editorial room 4. where Howard and
JEFF were to be stationed. They had
stcnographers' pads with them. on
which they were each to take down
the conversation in shorthand.
"rhis phone will be open all the time
that Bartelmy is here" announced
Brand. go in there. Howard. and see
If you can hear jeff and me talking.
Sit over here. JEFF" He pointed to the
chair at his right. Howard went out.
Now. JEFF. take down this and take
down what you say to ne.' continued
the editor!
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-05-06
Ito be continued,
Prolonging Life.

While no way has yet been found to
make life perpetual, it is a fact that
life can be prolonged Many people die
before their time because the organs
become clogged and cannot do their
work. To keep the body open, active
and free from impurities there must be
no constipation, dyspepsia, fatuIency,
liver troubles, etc. If old or young
people suffer from these complaints
they can find ready cure with DR..
Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. 1t is abso-
lutely guaranteed to do what is claimed
and if you want to try it before buying,
send your address for free sample
bottle to the Pepsin Syrup Co, ll9
Caldwell, Bldg, Monticello, ILL., 1t is
sold by all Druggists at soc and 81 a
bottle
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-05-06
instruction in Music.

l am prepared to receive all of my
old pupils and any new ones desiring
instruction in music.
MISS LAuRAtNE MAaD.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-05-06
AnIdeai Husband

is patient, even with a nagging wife,
for he knows that she needs help She
may be SO nervous and run. down in
health that trifles annoy her. If she is
melancholy. excitable, troubled with
loss of appetite, headache, sleepless-
ness, constipation or falnting and dizzy
spells, she needs Electric Bitters-the
most wonderful remedy for ailing wom-
en- Thousands of sufferers from fe-
male troubles, nervous troubles, back
ache and weak Kidneys have used them
and become healthy and happy. Try
them. Only SOC. Satisfaction guar
anteed by p. A. Clemmer.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-05-06
ConyriGl,t. 1909. by Joseph Medill
Patterson and Harriet Ford.
CHAPTER X.

20 RAND hung up the telephone
ND receiver with an anxious ex.
R-5 preston on his face. "Nolan
lSH.8S must keep away from this. he
muttered tensely. LET him take train
or go to sleep or bury himself If he
wants to. If Bartelmy or Dupuy gets
hold of him after I've shown my hand
there'll be the merry ID to pay.
and If they find him they might sue
coed in cooking toonder If Nolan ,oill
stick; l ,conder If Nolan icW stick" he
kept repeating over and over to himself.
The noise of voices raised in indigna-
ton broke in upon him from the outer
hall Mt his right. ooh, that's chest
nut" some one cried; hes always out,
always when come"
The editor glanced around and saw
Sylvester Nolan leading in his friend
Powell, the poet
You're not out. are you. old MANI"
asked young Nolan of Brand. who's
that fly duck that tried to keep me
from coming in?"
"I'm sorry Nolan: I'm very busy to-
night, and you'll have to excuse me.
I'm very busy"
Brandy, old boy. l came in OH bust
ness. Want to get job for my friend
Powell here. He's poet" He drag
ged the wan eyed rhymester up to
Brands desk.
The editor looked Powell over.
1--WE don't carry poets on the pay
rolls" he grunted.
But just look at this one. Po-
WOW. let Mr.. Brand see your ode to the
opening Of the Omaha exposition. He
went in the competition with this
Powell handed the poem to Brand.
And see he came out with it,"
snorted the newspaper man.
"Yes. sir" agreed Powell family.
People haven't time for poetry"
commented brand.
That's what I've been trying to tell
Powow." put i'll Sylvester. "He was
born after his time"
How would you like to be report
err" asked the editor.
Powelrs eyes cleaned with sickly
color that showed that he was en-
Unused.
~ reporter: OH. yes. sir" he said.
Brand took down the phone.
Hello. Give NE night city editor.
please. Hello. That you: I've got
cub here uaiDed Powell. Please give
him Il weeks trial. Report to city al.
tor
Where is he. sir:" asked Powell.
bewilered.
You're u reporter now. Find out"
"Yes. sir" He started toward the
ball door
over here. I'owow:' cried Sylves-
ter. leading him in the opposite direc-
ton.
Joe Dillon now added to the man
aging editors troubles by again com
ing into the office.
''rhank you. Mr. Brand" he began.
Gould yom spare me a little car fare?"
Brand tossed him Il quarter. Never
mind now" .he said. SAY. Joe. go out
with that cub tonight. 1t will give
-.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-05-06

There may be and often is another
reason besides conservatism which
makes her hesitate to change her
mode of work. 1t is because the men,
| who are generally the money earners,
are often avcrse to spending any sum
Of money for house equipment. Not
being familiar with the details of do
nestle work and having larger inter
eSts in :heir own business. they are
very apt to think women can get along
with almost anything or. rather. they
think that housework can be accom-
plished with any sort of tools.
Occasionally Il woman diSlikes to ask
for what she needs, or sometimes she
will not accept modern inventions
when they are offered to her. and now
and then we find one who will not
use them when they are actually i'll
her possession. 1t is not always easy
to tell just where the fault lies or
what it is, but one thing is certain,
there has been less advance in house
keeping during the last twenty-five
years than has been made by any
other industry. Agriculture as it Is
carried on ut present is no more like
farming twenty-five years ago than
truck gardening is like ranching. Ii
the same interest had been taken in
household affairs there might have
been similar advancement in that
most important Of all industries.
There are numerous inventions on
the market for making homework
easier. Some of them are valuable.
aud others are worse than useless.
Unless an implement after it has been
given fair trial is found to be a
saver Of both time, labor and energy
it is not worth house room.
The Handy FireIess Cooker.
Among the most useful articles that
have been brought into the kitchen
within the last five years is the fire
less cooker. or, as it was first named.
the HAY box" The conception of the
tireless cooker is very old one. as
some of the primitive races knew all
about and practiced the art of cooking
after this manner. But it was forgot
ten or neglected by civilized people
until few years back. Now the hay
box has proved itself 50 useful as an
economy of energy and fuel that it
has come to stay. There are some
handsome tireess cookers on the mar
ket that can be purchased for the
moderate price Of from IS to SIG, and
so complete and perfect are they that
freezing. steaming and roasting can
be accomplished at the same time in
the three separate compartments.
On several occasions l have frozen a
mousse in one compartment. steamed
corn bread in the second and cooked
meat in the third at the same time
and have had each dish done to a
turn" when it was needed for the ia
bic. With the additions of the hot
cookers meat may be roasted ana
bread, cake and pies baked most sue
cessfully without requiring the slight
est attention after they are put IN the
baker. | know one hcusekeeper who
does all her cooking, baking and roast
ing with the help of tireless cooker
and Il tireless baker and a two burner
gasoline stove. She has proved. too.
that she accomplishes more work with
better results at about one-half the
cost of fuel and twice us much saving
of her own time and labor as when she
used Il first class coal range.
Really the term 'tireless cooker IL
a missioner, and much better name
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-05-06
Home Course
In Domestic
Science
VIlI.-Useful Labor
Saving Devices.
BY EDITH G. CHARLTON.
In Charge Of Domestic Economy. Iowa
State College.
Copyright. 1910. by American Press
Association.

IL OUSEKEEPING has always
been hampered to certain ex-
tent by tradition and some su.
perstition. Until recently few
women thought of making investiga.
lions for themselves regarding ques
tons in general housekeeping. the
word of some great-grandmother being
usually sufficient. The fact that the
grandmother had no opportunity to
study the laws of nature as seen in
the ordinary process of living did not
disturb the average woman's faith in
her opinion. But now change is
gradually moving across the country.
and the up to date housekeeper is
alive to anything which suggests i'm.
proved and easier methods of work.
She will Investigate new plans and
try practicable suggestions which seem
to offer greater facility in her work.
But there is yet in our midst the con-
servative hOusekeeper. She is slow to
adopt new methods or to provide new
and better equipment for her work.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-05-06
STATE OF OHl". Try OF To.Epo.! "A

SrATE Of OHIO. IFV OF TOLEDO,I AZ.
LUCAS COUNTY.
Frank I. cheney makes oath that he il senior
n.rtn. r f. The hrm ct + } cheney y Co.. doing
business In the tity Of Toledo. County aud
state afo, esaid. and thas s:id trm with pay the
s,,,n Of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS fr each
and every ease of Caiarrh that cannot 10 cured
by the us.. of ilai's Catarrh cure
FRANK j, CHENEY
sworn I" before me ana subscribed In NV
presence. thts 9Th day Of December. A. ID. ISIS
A. ". GLEASON.
ISEAt.) NOTARY PUBLIC.
Ha '>ta'arth cure is taken Internally. aud
u.is directly On the blo,d and mucous surf G. 5
Of tile. sys tom send for h>tirurnia's fr e.
Ed. CHENEY 4 CO.. Toledo. o.
S"'d nv II Druggists. &c.
Tax H:,ls Family pills for Constipation.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-05-06
ItYu Won d Cu.e that Back,

You need a pleasant herb remedy called
Mother Gray's AUSTRALlAN-LEAF for
all Kidney, Bladder and Urinary troub-
lie AZ regulator it has nc equal.
Cures headache, nervousness, dizz'hess
and loss of sleep. At all Druggists, or
by mail. so cts. SAMPLE FREE. Ad-
dress, The Mother Gray Co., lie Roy,
N. Y. 6Ow4
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-05-06

and I'll give you
an interest in this
paper some day.
w b y, she " a s
in"
THAT all may
be-" responded
Brand. rising to
end the conversa-
ton. but the Ad-
vance doesn't Is
sue passes to the
stage entrance"
Sylvester's jaw
fell in his aston
ishment at this
unexpected blow,
and after a mo-
ment, after vain
ly endeavoring to
find aDDrODriate
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-05-06
IN PROBATE.

In the District Court of the State of Iowa, in
and for Howard County.
Notice of Appointment of t.Xecu,riX.
In the Matter the Estate of Henry Albers,
Deceased.
To Whom 1t May Concern
Notice Ia hereby given that the under
signed has been appointed and has qualified
as Executrix of the VIII of Henry Albers,
Deceased, late of Howard County. Iowa. All
persons In any manner indebted to said de-
ceased or his estate will make payment to
the undersigned; and those having claims
against said deceased or his estate Will pre-
sent them In manner and form as by law re-
uuired. for allowance and payment.
Dated this 10Th dav OF prii. a. u. 1910.
ELIZABETH ALBERS,
ExecutriX of Said Estate.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-05-06
cASToRIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
s' sssss the Of lzzZzSzz~
To Break in New sho, Always Us

To Break in New shoss Always U.s.
Aliens Foot-E powder. 1t pre-
vents tightness and blistering, cures
Corns, Bunions, Swollen, Sweating,
Aching feet. At druggists, Csc. Sam
pie mailed FREE. Address A. S. Ohm
sted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-05-06

He Inserted the point find appropriate
OF the lead DcnciI. words for a reply,
he went gu Of the room.
Brand was impatient because of the
precious time that had been wasted.
He had work to do and little time In
which t. do it. and it was the most
imports.at work he had ever done in
his life.