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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03

hurt. or something dreadful had hap
pened to you"
Mrs. Congressman had some other
remarks 10 make and the more she
talked the more hysterical she be-
came. Her lecture came to an end.
however. with a threat.
The next time you stay away over
night 1 shall ask the police 10 find
you"
day or two later Mr.. Congressman
was on his way to the capitol in a
street car, accompanied by his year
old Half the passengers knew him.
The youngster had been looking out Of
the window and as the car passed the
district municipal building a squad of
police marched out of headquarters
Daddy" yelled the kid, ARE those
the policemens mamma is going TO send
after you the next time you stay out
til night?'
Mr.. Congressman is still supplying
cigars IN mis- committee room and pur-
chasing drinks downtown.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03

under the chin and knocked him over
while he fell the opposite way. escaping
injury.
The net earnings of the football
match New Years day were blown in
on a banquet by the boys last night
The weather man at Washington pre-
dicted a northeaster for west Texas
this morning, but southeaster came
in its place.
General manager H. r. Nickerson. of
the Mexican Central, and SUPERINTENDENT
of car service F. B. Kercher arrived
this morning over the T. P, en- route to
Mexico City in Mr.. Nickerson's private
car.
J. c. Long, a California railroad con-
tractor, is in town TO confer with Judge
Crosby relative to the building of the
Sierra Madre line.
The officers at Fort Bliss will give
a ball tonight.
The First National bank has increa sed
its office space and several new ap-
pointments have been made. Joe VIII
liams has been appointed paving teller,
and W. Cooley has been made receiving
teller.
Paschal r. Smith. of Deming will
probably make a proposition to the city
council tonight relative to the water
works.
Metal market-Silver. 1854; lead,
800; copper. .Os; Mexican pesos, "a.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03

was 500 to the bad, but started to
quit.
Stay and get even" chorused the
men on the rim of the green covered
table.
I'll play for one hour more, and
then me for home" replied the con-
gresham as he bought another stack.
As has been remarked, time IN a
poker game fits away as swiftly a
losers money. Mr.. Congressman's luck
had turned and it remained for the
bright sunlight TO remind him of home.
When he arrived there the whole
household was in state of excitement.
Il was just going to telephone for
the police" said Mrs Congressman. Il
thought you had been murdered, or
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03
Advertising Keeps On Working

OVERTISING tentimes
Only this week letter The quing
vicinity of FL PasO stating
section through an address delivered by FL Paso delegate
in Cheyenne Wyoming February,
This address has the
globe Part OF the FL P delegates address
McC the of
rounds of the entu
Many people when they fail Advertising
disgust but advertising
the
1t always said storm that up any
thing on the contrary it generally itter of
Angeles broken It must have tst an awful
break Washers much of vessel hold his
brains.
preacher models and women bridge n,a ~
the devil and the listeners responded O. death where is
thy sting?
Az) Press fell down IS foot well
that pulled out the well
rugged pulley for him attached rope
suicide with alcohol complete the lob with
should to try su
eide
the had
ing almost entirely clam hOwde the half Shell
ae ana the IKE single mound contains $4,000 cubic feet Shells
senting 400 years aftermath village 100 native
big liner crossing days. yet
rot passenger board
had been ahre at all after
old days of small boats
probably would have taken to the small
dispatches from zeyan
fair is not yet and that the Monroe doctrine vng balance
dispatches Mexico
the Monroe keep pieces The
United States still big enough
to enforce and always viii country
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03
Side1ights Along
Washington Byways

Washington, D. c., Jan. "a distin-
guishej member of congress who is
father Of a precocious boy of is
finding it necessary to explain to his
friends over and over again a remark
made by the boy in a crowded street
car last week.
Like many another statesman, the
distinguished member referred to is
extremely fond of poker. The hours
during the progress of a game slip by
as quickly as minutes slip by in the
house
Early last week Mr.. Congressman
went to a room in a hotel which is re-
served for poker players of promi-
nence. At o'clock in the morning he
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03

the state united with Kittredge and
Gamble trOunced the combination. AS
a result all three-senator Kittredge
and representatives Martin and Burke
were left at home.
Kittredge is still there and his place
has been taken by Crawford. an ally Of
Gamble. There is entire harmony be-
tween the senator's; but meanwhile
Martin and Burke after being one term
in private life. have been renominated
and reelected, and they are both mem
bers again.
The house members are harmonious,
tOo-among themselves. But the house
and senate delegations don't speak as
they pass. further than frigidly TO pass
the time of day.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03
lAsAms~~s

The political feud in South Dakota
has broken out anew and gives every
promise of blooming perennially. For
four or five years il has been one OF
the wonders of the national govern
ment that anybody in South Dakota
was able to get mail from the post
office, but the state goes right on grow
ing and threatens to come up next year
with the biggest percentage of decen-
NAL population gain of any state In the
union.
The South Dakota feud has become
chronic. 1t began when senators Gam
bic and Kittredge split and Kittredge
set out to drive Gamble out of the
senate. The two representatives. from
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03
DETECTIVES HAVE
A BUSY MONTH
Recover $1,000 in Goods and
Make Many Arrests for
Burglaries

During December about $1,000 worth
Of stolen property was recovered bv IN.
detective department These figures
are according 10 the value placed upon
the articles by the owners. to whon,
they have been returned
That thieves and burglars wer, b,Sv
during the last month of the year "a
also shown by the fact that Is houses
were reported robbed. and SO pAttv
thefts OF various articles, from vain
aole 1eweiry down to overcoats, were
reported. Four persons reported 10 tho
detectives that they had lost ieweIrv
in the streets.
During the month 25 kilograms were
received, six answered and eight sent
out by the local officers. while IL ar
rests were made. All OF these persons
were transferred TO the county Jail to
answer before the county or dfstrict
court on charges Of burglary or roh-
berry.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03

pidhh " clergyman who was not
versed in the legal RESTRICTIONS nlaced
on marriages, he performed the cere-
mony.
yesterday the state certificate was
returned TO be recorded and tben tn
oversight was discovered ImmadiataIv
the groom secured a license and tho
marriage was performed again Two
marriages on the issuance Of one license
Is a new record at the courthouse, but
IN the end the law has been complied
with, the officials are in a better frame
OF mind and the couple is satisfied that
at least one Of the ceremonies is bind
lng.-Los Angeles Examiner.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03
To Rio Grande Street Owners

the parking IL IS
fund made without delay and turned over 10
- the construction work begin
paving held least until the street graded and the
established the parking The
grading curling go completed
this street,
doubt
eventually.
including
abuttg the street
The entire
before
commissioner will be instructed ahead with the work
effort
collecting individual will greatly facilitate clos
subscribed
at the rate of s5c abuting
If
ward with his of the without delay there why the first
satisfactory parking
Will little longer well the
Everything by
property owners IS collected
1t not always easier giving
the advice
greater task to give advice than to receive it
other things San Francisco dismissed
boss against for
Abe if he ever needed money
machine which they declared would money
to sell their machine detective greenhorn
dispatch president beat the
for him if he his
should take eet But
ing things that
but the worse it for the health these
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03
BLACKJACK !. NJ. {. A, BOYS
SPRING MANY LOCAL JOKES

two extreme ends. Henry Crawford,
George Cook. Gordon Perry and George
Helde were the other fun makers and
each of the black faced boys kept the
audience laughing with their cross fire
Of questions and local hits
Local Jokes.
Most of the jokes had local applica-
tions.
You know this old ARCHITECTURAL plug
ugly down on San Antonio street where
the hungry dogs loaf in the yard and
the scales of justice are crooked and
the clock is on a striker" asked ser
geant Williams OF the interlocutor.
You mean the county courthouse,
Mr.. Williams?"
No sab. No sab. Dat amt the
county cot house; dat Is the not guilty
of murder in de first degree house
Well, do you all know who owns dat
building'?"
Yes. 1 know who owns the building.
FL Paso county owns the courthouse"
Wrong again. The county ring owns
the cot house"
Titus I'm Trouble.
Helde: Say Mr.. Middleman, does
you know Mr. Titus, the man who owns
this here building?"
1nterlocuter: Yes, 1 know Mr.. c. G.
Titus quite we'll
yes sab; dat's him. c. G. Comm and
a Coin. Did you know he got throwed
out of the Coats hotel at Mesilie park
last week."
mo, how did that happen?'
They had noodle soup for dinner and
the head waiter caught Titus a gargIin'
his soup"
Smeiter Car.
Crawford: Has you all ever rid on
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03
BUSINESS MEN HAVE
JOLLY TALLYH0 PARTY

A Galiyho party for making New
Years calls was one of the UNIQUE
features of the New Years celebration
In Ell Paso Saturday. The big tallyho.
drawn by four spirited horses and with
a trumpeter from Fort Bliss in full
uniform, swung through downtown and
residence streets, the men wearing aft
ernoOn dress
The tallyho calling party was com
posed of James G. McNary, James A.
Dick. H. s. Potter, c. E Kelly. ". R.
Brown. John Dyer. T. NJ Wingo. Win
chester Cooley and DR.. J. B. Brady.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03
n UNCLE WAITS
~ Denatured Poem

T today, o head IS
cold; is feeling
TO sit golden
1
making he ding with blankets
down. half way
the town. he akes We swallow slippery
SICK
neck,f or an a and
CHASTITY poultce the summit
head; I've coughed of
mention harp blooming sharp
of
in my feet and blains in my head
'' george Matthews ''"'@ loaaA7la...s
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03
BECOMES BRIDE WITH
HEALTH CERTIFICATE
Couple, Married Without Legal License,
Go Through Second Ceremony to
Make Sure-Man from Mexico.

Mrs. Augustus Macdonald, who was
Miss Merriott r. Degen, Of Pasadena,
enjoys the distinction of being the only
woman in California TO become bride
on the preservation of a certificate of
the state board of health.
when Augustus Macdonald, of
GuanaJuato. Mex, applied for q license
at the courthouse, he was given a blank
certificate to fill in and through a mis-
take he carried the certificate to his
fiancee, not having waited to secure a
regular license. Presenting the state
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03
Ronts Collide, ne nrn.r.

London. England. Jan. 3.-The British
steamers Ayrshire and Arcadian collid-
ed in fog in the Irish channel. Twelve
Lascars, who returned TO the Arcadiar
for their clothes, were drowned.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03
GUARANTEED
CIRCULATION.

The Herald bases
III advert s ! n g
contracts on q
n q q 2 q tie e OF
more than twice
She circulation OF
Any other FL
p . o, Arizona,
Kew Mexico or
west Texas pa
Der.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03

Lest we forget. lets kee., OR money!
at nome and still get the Lest, Globe
Flour.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03
HERALD TRAV-
cling AGENTS.

Persons solicited
to subscribe for
The Herald should
beware Of inpos-
tiers and should
not pay money to
anyone unless he
can show that he
Is legally author
lied to receive It
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03

preacher said all models women bridge rvsr W
ferventy responded q death b
thy
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03

dispatch
president at golf the holiday probably
for him his chic.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03

Los Angeles has driven city attep
machine which they declared would money
to sell their city detective they took for grenhor
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03

A Los Angeles masher broken 1t must have taken an
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03

is always said of storm that it
thing; on the contrary generally filters earth
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03

just because Abe Ru is
other things San Francisco
boss against $4,000 mean of the Co
Abe if he needed money, now
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-03

According (Az) Press fell down 15 font u
pulled with rome R -
pulley for him rope
The Winslow mail., 1910-11-05
MERIT ESSENTIAL TO SUCCESS.



Points in advertising are thus summed up by the
Chicago Commercial Journal First the advertisement
attract the eye second present convincing argu-
ment third reach buyers of product oered fourth he
read at the right time; fifth be continuous for long
period immediate results being rare" One point
omitted is that merit be the basis secure last
ing Inferior articles may be pushed to large
scale but quickly become dscredted when buyers are
disappointed Many advertisers overlook all these fac
They fail the attention and so to prove
the need of what they have for SALE and they expect
charge occasional careless shot will bring
down the game. Some stop advertising when their
business is dull though energetic apt to feel
that is the time make greater effort Periods of de-
preston also call for closer economy production and
those who look ahead open to arguments the ad
vantages of change of machinery and material They
have time then to think above it. In printing the dull
for houses the busy son for Others
1t is rarely that any Of them close entirely for single
day, except Sunday. The advertiser who omits anv
issue Of the right medium takes chances of missing
sales he would otherwise have made.
The Winslow mail., 1910-11-05
Big Sheep Sale.

Charles Schulz, one of the first
sheepmen to go into the business
III this section, sold his entire
outfit of about 5000 ewes, in
cluding his ranch, dip, etc, yes.
terday to M. l. Powers of the
Citizens bank The price was not
given authorltatively, but it is
close to $3.50 for the outfit
The sheep will be counted out
and turned over next week to
the new owner.
Mr.. Schulz has a fine ranch
near Phoenix, with many other
financial interests in the north
and will probably divide his time
between the two places, as usual
Flagstaff Sun.
The Winslow mail., 1910-11-05
Modern Woodmer
Hold Meeting

The Modern Woodmen OF
America held very enthusiastic
meeting last Monday evening
which was well attended. In
terest III the local lodge of this
order had been tagging during
the summer months but now
that the cooler weather has set
IN the members are taking a
more lively interest in the affairs
OF their organization and are out
to increase their membership as
well as to bring the members to-
gether socially aud i'll that man.
ner get better acquainted with
one another.
The Winslow mail., 1910-11-05
Halloween Party.

A company of twenty were en-
teftained at the home of William
and Lloyd Day on last Monday
evening at a halloween party.
The home was appropriately
decorated for the occasion ard
amusements planned that were
enjoyed by the guests as guessing
games, drawing, musical pro-
gram.
The haunted house was visited
and the ole witch and her den
was one of the attractions.
Refresments of various kinds
such as doughnuts aud apples
were tied to a string and if you
wanted any you had toget them
without use of the hands; also
bobbing for apples i'll water La
ter, cake and chocolate were
served.
The whole evening was a grand
success and all declared the en-
tertalners were not amatures at
the business.
The Winslow mail., 1910-11-05
Elks Arranging For Mem
orial Services.

Winslow Lodge No. 536, B. P.
O. Elks, has appointed a com
mittee to arrange for the mem
orial exercises of that lodge
which will be held at the Opera
House on the first Sunday in
December, that day being set
aside by this organization for
such services wherever an ElkS
Lodge exists. The committee
appointed by Winslow Lodge,
consisting of c. E. Lahme, w.
7. Grocer and Don NJ Chisholm,
are making very good progress
and will have every thing in readi-
ness at the appointed time.
The Winslow mail., 1910-11-05
DR.. MCCORMACK WILL
LECTURE AT FLAGSTAFF

DR.. ] n. Mccormack, Chair
man of the committe on Organ
izatiOn, of the American Medical
Association, will deliver a free
lecture at the Court House in
Flagstaff on Monday evening
November 18th, at 8 O'Clock
His lecture is a plain concise and
interesting one that every INTEL
lgent person should hear, upon
subjects of vital Importance to
the general public, such as care
OF the body, sanitation and in a
general way what we should do
and, what we should not do for
our own and our neighbors
health and happiness.
DR.. Mccormack is considered
one of the best if not the best lee
turer upon this subject that we
have i'll this country. This is the
first time we have been able to
secure his valuable service and
hope that all will make an ear
nest effort to hear his lecture,
which is not a dry and techinal
one, but interspersed with spice
and humor.
A committee consisting of all
the physicians in Flagstaff has
been organized to arrange for
this meeting and they are all
very anxious that all should
hear him. The Doctor will only
stop at a few places in the Terri
tory.
The Winslow mail., 1910-11-05
Arizona's S History

One OF the most interesting
and valuable manuscripts in the
collection that is being made by
Miss Sharlot NJ. Hall, territorial
historian, will be that of a his
tory OF Arizona, written by
JOseph Fish of HOlbrook. Miss
Hall has secured the manuscript
and it will be placed in her office
at the capitol building within a
short time.
Some comment has been made
by the territorial press at various
times on Mr.. Fish's history. He
is one OF the old pioneers of Arr
zona and has been gathering
and compiling data a number of
years. Much of the information
he has obtained could not now
be secured for those who gave it
have since died.
Living In a remote part of the
territory, with no means to buv
an enormous library of reference
works such as nearly any his
torian would demand before at
tempting a volume of this kind
Mr. Fish has completed a task
that is really remarkable. Miss
Hall is very enthusiastic and ap-
preciat ative of what he has done
md declares that his manuscript
will be of incalcuble assistance
to her in compiling historical
data.
The Fish manuscript will be
filed in the territorial library
where it may be referred to at
any time e.-Phoenix Republican
The Winslow mail., 1910-11-05
A Home Institution.

This bank is a home institu-
ton. Our loans are made right
here at home. It is q home insti
tuition for our home people. We
will pay you good interest on
your idle funds. Make deposit
and then pay your bills with
your personal check. 1t is very
simple, convenient and safe. Call
and we will gladly explain the
many advantages of a checking
account. You will always have a
receipt which cannot be dispu-
ted. The endorsed check, which
Will be returned to you is incon-
testible proof of the payment of
the bill. Your money is safe de-
posted in this bank to your
credit. If you carry it i'll your
pocket or leave it at home it may
be lost or stolen. Come in and
let us talk these matters over
with you.-The Bank of Winslow.
\ You may talk to one man; your
advertising talks to the world.
M n h.,
The Winslow mail., 1910-11-05
No Famine This Year.

In the census returns published
from time to time there are some
remarkable revelations. The pro-
phecy of James ]. Hill, that if our
population and productiveness
continue at the present ratio, in
twenty years a large number of
people must go to bed supperless,
is hardly consistent with the
tenor of our crop returns. The
Department of Agriculture is
keeping it's Argus eyes upon every
acre of land that is not being
utilized, and there are thousands
of acres all over the country
that, if properly cultivated,
would yeild twice their present
production, not to speak of the
arid lands of the West, which
respond so luxuriantly under the
magic spell of irrigation. The re
clamation of these vast expanses
of thirsty valley and plain pro
misses to give speedy solution OF
the very serious problem OF
bread enough and to spare. .
National Magazine.
The Winslow mail., 1910-11-05
With The Hunters.

w. {. Norman, Ira Hays and
Jess Holm who have been in the
hills for the past two weeks
hunting deer and turkey, return
ed Wednesday.
Among the various parties OF
hunters from Winslow tor the
past two weeks or nC re, the
following have returned during
the past week: Harvey Powell,
Frank 7. Farnsworth, c. F.
Eiberger, H. L. Pershing and
J. A. Gray. Nearly everyone OF
those mentioned got deer while
out, but none Of the returning
hunters have been able to bring
IN any turkey.
G. G. Meyer returned Wednes
day from hunting trip in the
vicinity of Tom Dyes ranch.
Prosecuting Attorney Geary,
Town Marshal Bledsoe and son,
chaperoned by Conductor E. A.
Wing. started Thursday after
noon for the hills to hunt deer
and turkey
The Winslow mail., 1910-11-05
PRIZE FIGHT
AT GALLUP

The Gallup Athletic Club open.
ed the season last Monday night
with a wrestling match and two
good boxing contests.
The wrestling match was be-
tween two local lads of about
125 pounds in which Frank
Laton and Zoe Coralto were OPP
ponents. Laton won the first
fall in one minute and twenty
two seconds, pinning Coralto' S
shoulders to the mat.by the arm
and neck hold. Coralto won the
next two falls in one minute
thirty second and three minutes
twenty seconds.
The next event was a six
round preliminary boxing con
test between Kio Williams of
New York and Bill Bardeen OF
Gibson, n. NJ, Bardeen winning
in the third round by the knock
out route.
The third and main event OF
the evening was twenty round
go between Dick Givens of Gal
lup and Jack Kaisers of Fort
Wingate. Kaisers opened the
round by rushing from his cor
ner on the gong, slashing at the
Gallup boy with rights and lefts
to body in return getting rushed
to ropes and taking quite an as
sortment of punches which took
all the fight out of the soldier.
In the second round the soldier
fought with more defensive tao
tics but was up against a bet
ter man in the Gallup boy and
ulO IIoI udNC d CHduCS, OlVSuS
knocking him down repeatedly
and the soldier lad was saved
from a knock out by the bell.
The third round opened with
Givens in the aggressive, landing
on the soldier almost at will
Givens ended the round with a
right cross to jaw and three sue
cessive uppercuts, knocking the
soldier out for the count.
Dick Givens is welter- weight
champion of the Pacific coast on
his way east having won his
title from Walter Stanton at
Marysville, Cal, two months
ago. Givens fought a twenty
round draw with Jack O'Keefe
in San Francisco recently.
Among the Winslow boys who
took in the fight were: Geo. Hill,
Geo. Irwin, Dave Crozier, Dick
Duggar, Pete Buckley, Jack
Markham, Ben Butner, Frank
Dietz and B. Snogan.