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The Washington times., 1910-03-24
proposition

NORFOLK. Va March 24.-YoU can
never tell how a baseball team IS going
to shape up any more than you can
predict what weird policy the Demo-
Gratis Will adopt 10 lose a general cleo
ton
A case in point was the work Of the
Washington squad in morning practice
yesterday a stranger looking over the
first twenty minutes Of the regular
fungo work after the pitchers had re-
tired. would have thought that he was
viewing the maiden efforts OF a fresh
man team at a business college. Not a
man N the infeld was reliable In his
throwing. and all were as bad in their
catching. George Mcbride was almost
an exception. but even he was of color.
All Erratic.
F-id Elberfe,d had no eye for distance.
and neither did UnElaub. while our old
cheerful companion. Germany Schaefer.
Topped hlther and thither like a fish
out of water. To add 90 the horror,
Gabby Street couldn't Judge the return
throws. and couldn't hold IL when he did
size UP one correctly. In fact. Street
became so erratic that McAleer chased
him 20 the bench and substituted Bill
Rapp. This viii give an idea how things
were progressing with the inheld.
But the outfeld work was almost as
bad. Wild Conroy was ordered 10 take
up the fungo hitting tu right He batted
Ike a One-armed man with the palsy.
and what few balls he hit that did not
narrowly escape laying low Schaefer or
UuElaub. went where nobody could get
thera. Wid was fired and the task i'm
posed upon Warren Miller, who was per
haps one degree more dangerous 10 the
inhelders and one degree less useful 10
the outfelders than Couroy-
Joe OH succeeded Miller and did not
get the bail in the air ~ all, causing
great confusion on every side He was
chased clear of the grounds and Wade
kulifer began 10 fungO.
Sudden Reversal.
Nice mess for a major league outfit,
vas It not? It was Then came the
change. All of a sudden the infeid
struck its stride. Euhfer got the out
field range properly. BIII Rapp's arm
worked like a rife. and we were ha ,ing
that smooth, speedy felGmg which has
done so much Co. encourage McAleer
and his men this season. Every move
was correctly made. and plays that had
been booted all over the lot for twenty
minutes went through as cleanly as n
performed by the chicago White SOx
when they were worlds champions.
What was the trouble az the start
YOU ask No man knoweth. The en-
tire aggregation had simply struck a
eIrlmp at once. II Tom Moves or Ed
die Walsh or Harry Rapley had seen
nothing Of the team but that fielding
practice ne would have been willing to
sell his stock at FIVE cents on the dol
lar, vet later in the same morning, and
The Washington times., 1910-03-24

Some definite campaign for the de-
velopment of crews that will make il
possible for Washington 20 retain some
Of the priced trophies Of the national
regatta Will he outlined shortly.
Already there has heen considerable
informal rowing from the Potomac
mouse. There IS a plan on foot to
obtain the services Of =. A. Dempscv.
the Georgetown coach. 10 take charge
Of the club crews as soon as his season
with the university squad ends.
At Analostan house there has. as yet.
been little activity. but the Blue and
White oarsmen have set 10 vorl, TO get
out an eight and a four and will nrob-
apiy pe represented in several events
Another suggestion has beeu rnsdo
mat Georgetown form an alumni creU-
ana this plan is entirely dependent rpon
MHe,neF theFe are enough graduates liv-
ing here who are .yiIlfna ono rr7o-, -
handle sweep.
The Washington times., 1910-03-24

From New York comes q rarort ,r,,,
New York University is dickerfrr viii
georgetown for q football date THANKS
giving Day. while from Lexington ~ fs
announced that Washington ana leo
VIII play here October 15
The Washington times., 1910-03-24
Crews gf WASHINGTON

Jack JohnsOn's latest address IS the
Iombs, New York city
The Washington times., 1910-03-24

GezsIer and Unglau5 are roominS to-
gether this trip. Good thing 10 isn't
Unglaub and Schaefe'-the hotel would
never settle 20 rest.
The Washington times., 1910-03-24

again yesterday afternoon. the prac-
tice was extremely fast and clean
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-04-08
QUICK RELIEF OF
ITCHING ECZEMA
Was Surprising Inflammation Re-
duCed in Few Hours and Cure
Soon Followed - Boys Torture
had Been Intense for Years -
Friends Child had Eczema, Too.
MOTHER TELLS HOW
CUTlCURA CURED BOTH

"when my boy was siI wears old no
suffered terribly withocsena HecUuld
neither at still nor ~" quietly In b--,l
for the itching was dreadful. He would
tFrlta'- spuLs bv s.ratcmng with ma
nails and that only made them worse 4
doc'pr treated him and ve tired a rnp-t
ev-ry' hing. but the c'zetnA s.-rIi,.d 10
spr~ad /; started IN a small pla a n
the lower extrcmities and spread for two
years until u very nearly covered the
bark part - his leg ~ ne kn~r.
FINALLY ! gut 'titirnra Sap. Cuti-
cura Din'm'nt and CuticUra Pills and
gave them c.CordinR u dirscti'ns. I
Ns'-l 'h"IG IN the morning and that .vcp-
Ing bsiJr" I psf NV buy o. bed. ! ussSl
them again and the Improvement even
Ia those few huns wa surprising. lie
inhammatiun ss"rnei o. 10 ~ murh lss~.
] u.aei NJ b. xc- = C1I'icurA Oiut meft,
the same e tLe Pills and he Soar and
my b.v was cured NJ srn IL NV in
his seventeenth var and he has newer
kad a return - ~" erzemB.
'' took care - friends chill that
had c'Zena On Its far" and limits aud I
used he Cutirtirn snap and Ointment
1hay ac'ed On the child Just a. thay did
On nay son and u has never Frt 'irned.
I would r-Cowmsnd the Cutic,ml Rs.tnc-
die - anyone Mrs. 4. .. 'uChran,
ls23 columbia Ave. Philadelphia, Pa,
Oct. 70 1909
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-04-08
mars STEAMSHIP PLANS.
Secretary DIrkInsoa Retuses 60 S;uaraatee
New I.tnr space In Atlantic ships.

SAN FHNSCINCO. AtriI Rates
Jhs-.brough announced to-day that they
have D.-.n forced To- abandon their plans
for AN indsp~ndent steamship line Co the
IS'hmus In competitiOn With the Pacihc
Mail. owing 20 the refusal of Secretary
uf War Dickinson 10 guarantee that
their Caygue- would 10 received by tho
Government owned Panama Railroad and
steamship line on ths Atlantic. Aftsr
the Secretary had asked them tn bond
themselves 20 furnish the cargos-.
This kills all chances for a competing
steamship line 60 the Isthmus.
In answer to their telegram to Sec
rotary Dickinson. Offering 20 start the
-erN ice al once On the same terms a.
are enjoyed by the Pacific Mail. provided
on.. half the space of the Panama Steam
shin Company. both east and west bound.
should he allotted 90 them. Rates a Cheese
brough received to-day the fOlloSing
Telegram from Secretary Dickinson:
viii give you same terrns and condi-
service and znilings from you NJ least
every two weeks. Can make no arrange
ment- relative To cargo space.
H. ~ Bates said In view 81 the
statement IA this Telegram We will have TO
duit No one could feel justified in put
ting on three steamships To carry cargo
down there " he has not assurance that
~ would be received
Bates also says that when ne was IN
Washington in conference With Serretary
Dickinson the statement vas made to
him by Nice-Preaident Drake n the
Panama Railroad in the presence % the
Secretary thai he could handle any amount
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-04-08

Of cargo offered at Balboa for the Panama
Railroad and its steamship line on the
Atlantic side u the Secretary OF War
should instruct him 60 do 30.
Drake meant by this Rates says,
he could put on additional steamships
on the Atlantic side IL the cargo was
ofered To fll them
William X. Whseler 81 the traffic bureau
u the Merchants Exchange says he can
not comprehend the attitude Of the Score
tAry Of War in this matter without further
explanation, and he awaits with interest
q letter which Secretary Dickinson says
he has written tn Bates and Chesebrough
more fully explaining his telegrams
WASHINGTON. April The Bates and
ChesbTough proposition for q Pacific
steamship line was thrashed out before
the Interoceanic Canal COMMITTEES Of
the senate and that committee found no
cause TO complain Of Secretary Dickin-
sons action.
The Secretary appeared before the
committee and explained the Bates and
ChesbroIeh proposition fully after his
action had been duestioned He showed
that Bates and Chesbrough wanted con-
cessions and that Bates and CheshrouRh
had made . similar proposition 70 former
Secretary % War Luke r. Wright who
declined their offer because they asked
for exclusive franchises.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-04-08
GRiNDTRUNk TOGErCHARTER.
RhSsie island IIOuse Pas.~s BtII and SenAt =
WIN Act on o. TS-sIay.

Providence. April The Grand
Trunk charter act WAS passed unani-
mO'Isly m the Hou~s of Representa- tive.
to-day with two sijgi technical changes.
The charter after passing the Rouss
was communicated a. the Serat,. which
remained ia s,--ziun for ne-rlv an hour
after it- business had bes.n Complrt.-I m
or,.-f O.. h.i-isu the biz = progress through
to-. Assembly
The rlaA~G... Wa- referred - tho = nate
committee ou Corporations senator
SlnLorn, .,.1d.r Of the Republicans IN
the uUD~r branch - authority for the
statement that m" brli will hs favorably
reported and ..--'.d tomorrow.
SDfr" ~ tue prO' .~.oUS ~ ~" chart ~
ar" Teg?r i.i r~ very severe tv Grand
trunk off"iulr. hUf rather than O.. Es any
rh-UCs ~ h. wing the natter delayed the
ch1-rs VS. -cc~pr-d On promise II
rrnnsiilte action. II qualifications ar.
Ia'ar fuuai uc,eSS ~ they will apply
20 the "g.Sl''Ire a' n. I..N' SESSION.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-04-08
CHASE YEGGS ON TRAIN NAUTO
SHERTFFS POSSE GETS THREE
NEN SHOT an THE WING.
IsaRd OT BurEIars Had blown 90 Rank
and Got Out 90 Town on . Freight
OmrrrS Followed On Parallel maad
and S:st Into Neat TsNn Bef ore Train.

CHICAGO. April Five robherE. a
shorty and Posse 90 town mArShals
figured IA a spectacular chase which
resulted ia the capture of three men
early this morning following an ex-
plosion - nitroElyc-rine which destroyed
the hank II Coal city. III. sixty-three miles
southwest ~ Chicago and netted the
burglars almost f2.GO IN money and
stamps.
The robbers entered the town On a
freight tram and began Operations by
tying Barney Ghetto, thS~night watch
man. ard Washington Fri-. the night
engineer 81 the electrical plant
Then they bi-w up th" bank building
ana i"arrd onto a westbound Santa Pc
freight tram with their plumber
Three hours later three men believed
Goo "a" 81 their uuni-r had Is.rn captured
90 sheriff IN. mas steel. - Morrison. who
ha,i h..E notified
JIz' a. he tram carrying the five.
robbers pulled ont Of the town Ihurrtpn.
ir.' night i"l-ThOn. operator. uDtIhssi
Egg-ur Mur.r. tho night Watclmlu
- MAN. seven mules south uf Coal
city. gud A~. Nith Dr. D. H. Watts. VINO
hapTru' s 10 IT, a. the station at that
',uv, l3y m wait Tor IN. robbers Watts
va, armed WITH -ns' gun and Miller
carried a revolver A. Mazun the tram
rtOpIsd to switch ears Th.. ruit-.rs
leaI=.a from ths car a. o. stopT-d and
had IA the shrubl,~ry AZ the slds. - the
track
Before the train was again an motion
Miller and the physician had discovered
'hrT" tn-n and pf.ne,i FIR. The fir. was
returned aud about twenty five shot.
w~r" exchanged The rott-rz then
h"ard"d the tram. Which had started.
and "-caps.d again
The sheriff ~ Morris was not fled aud
the pusS-' wis organized several auto
mobiles were pr.S-.'d INTO - rvIc,. and tbs,
pursuit began. There ~ a road following
he right % wHv 1t the SANTA r.. tracks
between Morris and verona. and along
tins the chase took plac.s. For q time
IL members 81 IN" posse M their ma
ohin"s spsAd directly alpu gzi,i,. Tho freight
ram and shots we're fired o., dark object.
wh Oh wer" thought To- r.ssr nhb. th..
robbers when the train stopped AT
verona the cars wpr. searched bv the
Sherin and his men
In Iu empty baggage car three men
wor" found. Al were wounded and their
comrades had n"I u - I,-in-vs.d that
they l"Bp-i 10 ths moving tram from the
side opposite the pur-uinR fsns.a and
. scaled with The plumber from the hank
sheriff S'"sir rs'turl-d - Morris with
th'' three pri--,n~rS. None would give. his /
name. They refused 90 discuss the rob /
bery Ih"v were believed 10 he from
hI'ag"
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-04-08
For SKIN HuMORS

Tor'uring. diT'cliring patches ~ h'I-
moT ora tho skIr. scsIp - Eands arc
Instantly relieved and sgecci'v "urrd. IN
the waI1rI'v - 'nsoI. bv warm baths
Win tu' ora Soap ard geut.- anotwt-
ing n tGti'I'a Oin'm"nt i'or ecza-
mas rash''s. i'nh.nr~ 'ru'aflrns. Inham-
nations d1ndrIn. dFv ihin and falling
hair. f"r slUatIvo. hntlseyf.c Cleansing
Hnd MI purpO-os Of fhr toilet, th~-. pure,
sweet. K"ntI" emClltcnts are unrivAlcd.
q 'ie1-a re-0 f7T~ ~ r.ssrs. gh~ stin S'usi-ura
= 7'rfI 10 'H Ifeaf -kta and Cfift~ttra
- ~ ~ fHs 'lfur ~ 10 . at Casfrd
- D. aI ~ ~ % Y -.fy ~ Btoed ars
= ] % rlanfrTs Hnfd nafter rfrTrw a flrs~.
W - frrpa. iaA Cr'tunhas ave BOSTON Mlal
pssss G,. - ~, e. f1.ssss sut.n,a hSss 80
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-04-08
PaI,r-msn I.-d the Garage.

Mayor GNyRor learne,l some days ago
'ha' pOlicernen of the West iOWh street
II lion we're IIning garage AZ as West
Niuei y-siNth street a. a doTTnitory when
they were supposed Ia ha on post. On
1ue-slay 10y the Mayor orters a leu
tenant aud sergeant were put on watch
and 90 "Wednesday night they CauRht
Policeman MiAATvi Blake In the garage
when he should have been pAtrollinR
Policeman Andrew MclOughlin IN a
Saloon ~ M West Ninsty-sixth street
and found Policeman Jeretniah Sulli-
van two blocks "a his post with no
excuse handy. Charges we're made
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-04-08
Fr-prh Nmba ssadar salts Contrni Win
TIEiT

Jules J'.-s-raud. Amha-- id"r 81 Frau"..
- the lnu"t N,Ir"-. i.'iuT- -Iiling yes
'rr.tav or four mouths vacation. Shigh
b." Will -urIa Dlf~ly ia A.s mountain
hJtps. "a Franc. -1to be was pi'gt ss.d 10
note That everything had t'-n settled
~ -faCfpriv let ws.+ hl~ country aud
lriS IA regard 20 th" JariS aud thar th.r..
Mas No doubt hat the trade relations
NOtIld IL. better than ever
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-04-08

A contest 81 model asroplanes will he
an attraction st the French Hospital
bazaar AZ the Metropolitan Opera House
thi' evening. when . reproduction VIII
be given 81 the flights At Reims, and
BIeriOt . cro@~-ch&nnel feat will be imit ased
by ssndin q the asros from one balcony
10 another. Tho hights aEs 60 Iass FROM
iO.1O 60 II O'Clock and tho confess n opsn
20 any adult who has . model Aaroplane
that can oompsts according TO the rules
81 the committee
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-04-08
ID. Altman & On.

FURS, RUGS AND DRAPERIES STORED
AND PROTECTION ASSURED AGAINST
DAMAGE OR Loss.
PARTICULAR ATTENTION IS GIVEN TO THE
REPAIRING AND REMoDELING OF FURs
AND The RENovATING OF RUGS AND DRAPERIEs
LACE CURTAINS ALSO CLEANED AND STORED
ytnh Aump. s4ilp anh 18th etrrrts. Nrm Hn.L
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-04-08
SIN >iIOov WEV NwWovED
Nnd FI's Oui ss Ibe sIN HsId for TrIaI
GOT sunday selling.

Six 81 tho saloon men against whom
the police m'ds afiiaVits alleging viola
toms ~ the eHc@e law last sunday ap-
ps1red Yesterday 40 the Office 81 the
District Attorney in answer To sum
mon se-
S.m.-' kufick Of TOO Division street
lds~ph keller ~ Avenue h: John HoTma
go N'--, Forty second street. Fred
FelSnan. 40 Nn.i FOrty-ascond street.
isgrc ROch 1878 second avenue aud
ROc,O Palermo. Hancock street. were the
alleged 0nenderz All except Palermo
we're. held iur trial
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-04-08
I"snn,I..,en on E,nln.,, 2.

Ihe Mayor ha- appointed th.. folIow,ng
commission 10 hsv- Jurisdiction over n .
tise Og eHplo-ivs-
Frederick J. MF ywold cousulti nF cham
ist. propo-et 10y the american CE.uicaI
Society: Sidney ~ rTts lawyer. Georgs
W LOft. unanufF cfurerpf candy sr.l petsr
v. ACTitslli ext Oronsr spt Jim. meter
1ke commissioner re'"iy" a t'.' 1T so tor
each session that they may hold
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-04-08

The Rev. Or. Charles T.. Slaiisry Who
was rscensly elected rector - Grs,-.
Church, attanded an informal meeting
~ The veairv Yesterday and discussed
rinnaI for the future. Dr. Slattery vill
hAwin his duties a. rector on S'inda-
Nay a. he expects TO b N New York
Grotn nov o. m
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-04-08
PENNSYLVANIA STATION
the Heart New Yors Social Business Activities

The Pennsylvania Station fronts directly Seventh Avenue Thrs Street
yrd Street. Eighth United States Post Office
ThyoT Street by special and all four fronts
main Seventh Street which leads
Broadway Fifth Avenue Madison and Lexington Avenue
Broadway Fifth
Within radius majority hotels the dubs
retail
Seventh surface the the
ThtyoWth surface Thhtfrh
Sixth Main
All sections of within regular
Through al
a late be in due
Downtown travel will also provided for by Newark by
the Hudson Manhattan the Hudson
Iandt Church which
industrial
Jersey
n operation.
appeals directly hotel
shopper professional every
class Of traveller
The Detroit times., 1910-07-08

A fresh-faced young girl, with a
matured woman, probably her mother,
stood examining some cotton fabrics
AZ dry-goods counter In a large de
partment store. The fabrics were OF
different qualities and prices. The
girl took the ccarsest-evidenly be-
cause II was the cheapest.
What IL these Two women were told
that the tariff robbed them OF the nm
est fabric? Yet that would be the
truth. In every, dollar our women
spend on cotton clothes generally
dresses. stockings, gloves and other
things-they pay at least 30 cents
moro than they need pay because OF
the tariff.
Cotton manufactures may be divided
into three grades-coarse, medium
and fine. In the coarser grades We
compete with the world in the for.
eign markets. In some divisions or
the medium grades we compete TO
some degree. In the finer grades We
not only do not compete abroad but
We do not compete at home. The for
eign cotton prints, as well as iaces
and embroideries. pay our high tariE
and beat us here IN our own market.
Why Is this?
We are the greatest cotton-growe-s
IN the world. We not only grow the
most cotton but the best quality. Eng;
land, Japan and other peoples buy our
raw cotton.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-08
EVOLUTION OF THE PICNIC.

OLD STYLE.
The straw In piled In numbering cart
Sleek oxen strain the yoke,
A merryAparty climbs aboard,
With laugh and quip and joke.
No well-n Iled basket IL forgot.
With care each parcels slowed,
Crack goes the whip, the heaVy cart
Crawls down the country roau.
The feast IL spread In tall oaks shade
The fagot fires soon glow,
Where fragrant lilies dot the ponu.
Fond SWANS fair maidens row.
Till sounds the welcome can 10 iuhSh'
on fare substantial plain;
At dusk the care-free, laushlns ero"o
Comes numbering home again.
NEW STYLE.
A whirr. a flash OF gaudy car.
Gay women brightly Eelieo,
A disappearing cloud OF uusI
BY buffers swift truck t,aS'
A pause on shaded rivers prihA'
Big hamper well suppneo,
The clink OF ice in slender glass;
French dishes on the Sue
Fine papery. rich silvers sheeh'
Smart epigram, keen pun
A hand at bridge, plain WHIST OF sAa'
Safe shielded from the sun
lazy stroll through Drulo sroNe.
Filtration, naughty quits'
10 welcome town and night!
Ella a. Tanning. In n. 4. Press
The Detroit times., 1910-07-08
What The Tariff Costs Us
ON COTTON CLOTHES.

Comparisons also show that per
yard our labor cost Is lower. Wc
work more spindles and more looms
per operative than the lower-paid OPP
eratives elsewhere.
Thus we have advantages In respect
10 raw cotton andy labor.
But we are handicapped In our tarin
on machinery, on supplies and on the
very buildings IN which manufacturing
is carried ON. And the more OF these
needed as the quality OF the fabric hut
proves, the greater the handicap. For
instance, our present tarin makes us
pay 45 per cent more for machinery
than the British mills do for theirs.
Chemicals and dyes are very heavily
taxed. The tariff adds from 10 10 10
per cent TO the cost OF the materials
in mills over the English cost. On
window glass alone-and great
quantity Of glass Is used in such struc-
tures--Americans pay 100 per cent
tariff tar.
All these handicaps away, IL IS
probable that we should be sending
the finest-quality cotton goods to com
pete at the lowest prices in the world
markets. At any rate there would
then not be a Pigment OF excuse for an
average OF 80 per cent duty on finished
cotton goods. And American women
then buying the finest grades would
pay even less than they do now for
the coarsest-
HENRY GEORGE. JR.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-08
NED MERTON ON BASEBALL
II. HISTORY OF THE GAME.
bird Reader Boy" Explains the Spor
BY FRED scHAEFER.

Who participated In the first game
OF baseball Is not very clearly known,
hut we recall something of the kind
when the ship pitched and Jonah,
after fouling the weather sacrificed,
and was thrown out to the whale, the
effect OF this being an inside play.
Be that as IL may, there is little re-
garding baseball In the lore OF Nc
Guffey. The youth OF our land In the
walnut school desk period was ac'
customed TO the more polite accom-
plishments, sucn as Dattledore anu
shuttlecock. and parcheesi.
Moreover. baseball is not thought TO
have fiourished before the days OIL
John 7. Brush, else he would have
heard OF IL sooner, and would not, In
the first flush OF his youth, have con
sidered q department store more
lucrative.
Notwithstanding that baseball was
therefore not known to our grand
| sires, Il may be conceded to be he
game OF our grandmothers since they
nobly give ND their lives in considera.
BILE numbers annually to foster the
good cause. incidentally 1t Is q
shame that more respect Is not given
these unselfish ladies. IL II were, all
league remnants would be represented
| by graceful streamers OF crepe.
The earliest box score known Is on
the Egyptian obelisk. 1t pertains to
a game said to have been contested
between Cairo and Memphis; but this
is evidently a mistake, since Memphis
is In the Southern league and scorns
TO do battle with Cairo. which Is now
not even in the kitty league.
Baseball by some is thought to be
derived from the game prisoner
base, but this must have been an in
door variety Of the sport, and utterly
njoyable. The name or title
smscks of sedentary occupation, Ike
| picking jute. whereas baseball is al
The Detroit times., 1910-07-08
THE SWEAR BOX.

The Cunningham Home received To-
day So from Hunter, Rourke Il CO..
proprietors and employees. Men OF
that business establishment have what
they call a "swear-box." Every time
one swears he puts dime into the
box. This box holds fifty dimes, and
every time II is filed the Cunningham
home authorities are summoned and
the fines turned over to them. When
this department OF the Urbana lumber
concern was first started the box used
to fill UP pretty fast. but nowadays
II takes long time to I'LL up.-Chica
go Journal.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-08
From Another Point of View

How
on"
Behold beautifully
3 don't behind"
Jertes said Immediately fight he would resume farming
He alfalfa"
No Detroit should necessary
dnextwe 10 be without an Elk
There We and Johnsons
N doctors newspaper ads.
r was wi Jenes father of the de-
feated prize Aghter And, add Johnsons right
newspaper IN Ptsbug a left 81 $50
he left the $3.50 A
The Detroit times., 1910-07-08
A Waste Of Energy.

Professor OF History-Reginald,
shall expect you TO write an essay on
the French Revolution.
Indolent Student--Why do you ask
me TO do that. professor? Isn't Car
lyle's French Revolution" good
enough ?--From the Chicago Tribune.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-08
Friday. July 8.
1910
GOLF STICK AND scYrHE.

"Your boy Josh is something Of an
expert at golf"
Il reckon" replied Farmer Corntos-
sci, discontentedly. But he can't
make two ticks with the scythe with.
out foozlin'. "--Washington Star.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-08

fresco and salubrious, and no vitiat-
ing air Is breathed except by such
who have partaken Unfortunately
OF onions and imburger, kind OF
cheese.
Altogether there is little to say OF
the early life of baseball since, like
Topsy, the sable soubrette, 1t had no
infancy, but merely vegetated.
This much may be admitted, though,
that in the beginning 1t met with