The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-01-06
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Old Gentleman--AIa II you had ~
hundred dollars and multiplied Il ~
two. what would you eets hoy~'
'Naunnoblle -iIarpers Weekly.
Teaeher-Parao court Pupil
Court verb. active Indicative mood
present tense. aud agrees with az tbs
girls IN the nelGhboFhood- -Iit-hiis
Fathef-siot fail. did your Well.
sope you didn't cry like baby SON
M, dad. didn't cry. Just said one
word-tne same as you'd have said
Punch
~what sort OF a looking chap IS Gus
syT' ewell. II you ever see two men
IN eoruer and one looks bored TO
death. the other one Is Gussy - London
Opinion.
Mother (erosslyl Tommy. haven't
told you you must not talk when am
talkingl Tommy mamma. you
won't let me stay up after you 60 70
bed Sketch
~Do you think he can AFFORD to keep
an aut0Y" HE ought TO. Hes been
an amateur photographer for three
years aud that didn't break him
,roit Free Press.
straLger-Been . cyclone OF an
earthquake round here recentlyf ON
cer-Naw-thIs hyer's college town.
an ne OF the students had a birthday
partys-Harper's Weekly.
Mistress Now. remember. Bridget.
the Joneses are coming for dinner.
Cook-Leave Il 10 me. num- III DO
me worst They'll never trouble yea
again ILLUSTRATED Bita
You say you acted like a perfect
lady fitroughoutT' -sure. yer honor;
when he tips bis hat TO me an me not
knowin' him. ups with rock az
caves In his face"-Houston Post
Medium (impreszirelyl - It's the
spirit Of your late husband. madam-
He Wishes to speak with Jon. Mrs.
Peck--ft can't Be poor Henry; be
never had no sDirit-Boston Tran
sript
Teacher-what Is Il. Toni Ton
Timmy's swearing Traeher~What
AID he say7 Tom-weli. marin. II you
ray over all the eusa words you know.
TN tell you when you come TO il
Kansas City Star.
The American globe frottsr-TaA
about travelling. Why. Ia Amsriez
trains 20 80 fast that Il takes two pso
pie 10 talk about 'en--ons 70 say
Here abe comes" and the other 10
,ay. There abe goes The sketeh
Mira 0'Hooiihan-This payer says
there DO Be sermons In sthones fhwhat
a yen think nv thot7 O'fiooiihan-Oi
dunno about the ssr.rmona. but many
good argument has COON out ~
brick. 0rm thinkin'-chicaso Se~k
Il tell you.~ said sinnick. men arc
getting % deccitfni thess days that yoa
can't trust your bcsi friends And
what's WORSE interrupted burroughs.
gloomily. -yop can't sst your best
friends to trust y0u ~-Philadslphis
Press
So remarked the boyhood friena-
you are In the swim" Mother and
the girls think am answered Mr..
sumrox ~flut my personal feelings are
'hoss Of man who has fallen over
board aud ought to b. holisring for
help. Washington Star.
Teacher-ff you are kind and poi,ts
70 your playmatos. what will b. the
RESULT Scholar They'll think thsy
an lick mei--Phlladsiphia fsquirer.
He-Thas fellow over there cheated
ne out OF cool million, shc--iiow
,ouid bel wouldn iss mc marry
lis daughter. The Hsfhnnder.
-Just this sny. ar said the courts
BUS clerk In fhs railroad ticket ofsice
Let me shoN you some summer guides
untitled whsre 20 Co aud when TO
60 The nan with the modest IN
sora shook Lis head. They don't lp-
'eresf me-" be sighed. what want
% Know is How 70 Co Chicago
DANG Nex1
"Peofs&xof <nid AIRS Gaswell TO thu
musician who had been
'nxaxsd At high price to entertain hsf
russts. what rns that lovely selection
ou plS1et 5usi nowrT That madam
IL snswered- xiaring at her. was az
Improvisation. ~Ah. yea. remember
aow. know II was an old favorits
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