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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1910-05-05

Other Swear-When He Was Taken
For Buffalo BiIl-One Of His Last
Beautiful Thoughts.
San FranciScO'S old timers and 9th
ers have been recalling the DAYS. fifty
years ago, when the late Samuel l..
Clemens, the great humorist, was plain
Sam Clemens and the name Mark
Twain had little Significance for any
body except steamboat men on the
Mississippi river.
Back In the old days." unused Jo-
Seph L. Goodman, the pioneer editor of
the west, who gave to Mr.. Clemens his
first job as a writer, Sam was the
best company. the drollest entertainer
and the most interesting fellow mag
Unable. His humOr was always creep
ing out and stayed with him to the
last.
"a few weeks ago received letter
from him couched in characteristic
terms. He wrote, Come on and visit
me once more before we get so old we
can't hear each other swear
ut was my privilege to read many
of his works in manuscript before they
were sent to the publishers. | recol-
lect his giving me the manuscript of
'Roughing It. to read one afternoon
when | was visiting him in the early
seventies. He made Il great hit with
1nnocents Abroad and he was afraid
he would not sustain his newly acGuir-
ed reputation. When l began to read
Sam sat down at his desk and wrote
nervously.
For an hour l read along intently,
hardly noticing that Sam was begin
ming to fret and shift about uneasily.
At last he could not stand it any
longer. and. jumping up, he exclaimed:
d You. YOU have been reading that
stuff an hour and you haven't cracked
a smile yet. don't believe I'm keep
ing UP my lick"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1910-05-05
NORTHERN PACIFIC
TRAIN SCHEDULE

Trains Depart
No. 366-For Seattle, Tacoma,
and points East ...... $3.50 a. m.
No. 324-For Seattle, Tacoma,
and points East ...... 2:15 p. m.
No. 322-FOr Seattle. Tacoma,
and Points East-Grays Har-
Dor Limited ........ 6:15 p. m.
No. 5S5-To Moclips -. S:45 a. m.
No 365--To Moclips -. 1888 p. m.
No. 5S0-To Cosmopolis. & 100 p. m.
**Trains 366 and 324 make con-
nection for Portland.
Train 5S5 and Train $50 Daily
Except Sunday.
On Wednesday and Saturday Train
$50 continues through to OcCsta.
Trains Arrive
Nc. 321-From Seattle, Taco
ma and points East-Grays
Harbor Limited ..... 12:45 p. m.
No. 365-Frcm Seattle, Tacoma
and points East ...... 2:55 p. m.
No. 323-From Seattle, Tacoma,
and points East go. 10000 p. m.
No. 366-From Moclips. $3.50 a. m.
No. 5S6-From Moclips. .2:3O p. m.
No. 579-From Cosmopolis 500 a. m.
Train $50 and Train $40 Daily Ex-
cent Sunday,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1910-05-05
"REMINISCENCES
OF mark TWAIN
Old Comrades Relate Stories
About Humorist's Early Days.
HIS WIT KEEN TO THE LAST.

Asked Friend to Visit Him Before
They Got Too Old to Hear Each
Other Swear-When He Was Taken
For Buffalo BiIl-One Of His Last
Beautiful Thoughts.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1910-05-05

Ono Room Homes For the Poor.
Single room dwellings for the use Of
the poor are being experimental with
BY tie city of Newcastle. England.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1910-05-05
Spoke Too Soon.

Alexandra Dumas was one day the
guest of DR. iiStal. Il lending practi-
toner in AlnrSpilleS. After dinner.
while the coffee was being handed
round. the host requested the great
novelist to Zurich his album with one
of his witty improv iSatiOns.
"Cerlninly." replied Dumas. with a
smile. and. drawing out Il pencil. he
wrote under the eyes Of his entertain
or the following lines:
Since DIR t;istai came to our town
To cure Diseases casual and hereditary
The hospital mas been pulled down.
"You tiatterer.' here exclaimed the
doctor. nightly pleased. but the poet
went on:
And we have made a larger cemetery.
An Unlikely Substitute.
When | was Teaching III the kinder
garten | always tried to impress or
my pupils the necessity Of neatness
One little girl repeatedly forgot hri
handkerchief. One day | said IT, her
Use your kprchief."
She. as usual. "fOrdot it."
| said "You did not forget your
lunch. did you:'
She locked up in great surprise auC
said. Il tan't wipe my nose on AZ
apple. tan ~ DeiinpatOr.
Practical Poetry.
PA. here's piece III poetry thai
says something aM ut 'unOait't
grange What Is a 'mOhted grange.
pa"
"Iemme look at 1t. guess thai
must be Il misprint for garage. \
monted garage Is one that's designp.
Dealer
The Daily Missoulian., 1910-05-10
BUSINESS LUNCHEON
AT NOON TODAY
PROMINENT EDUCATORS WILL
ADDRESS CHAMBER OF CON-
MERGE MEETING.

To-day at noon the Missoula Cham
ber of Commerce will have one of it's
popular MONDAY luncheons, at the
Missoula hotel. The luncheon today
viii be for the purpose OF arousing
enthusiasm In support of Missoula
educational institutions Former Presl-
dent Leonard of the Montana State
School of Mines will attend the lunch
con and will give a short talk. Presi-
dent Duniway of the university will
also be present Besides the chamber
OF commerce members. many of the
university students viii attend and an
invitation Is extended To all friends of
education In Montana to attend the
luncheon. The luncheon today viii be
of particular interest To all citizens of
Missoula because OF the triangular
meet Wednesday and the interseho-
lastlc meet Thursday and Friday. and
Secretary Breitenstein hopes that
there will be large attendance
The Daily Missoulian., 1910-05-10
BAD DREAM S
Nightmare. RestIcssncss and Night
svseats All Caused by lndi uestion.

swcats All Caused by indi igestion.
Half Of the nervousness I'm the world,
all Of the disturbing dreams and night
mares can be ended In few weeks by
simple Inexpensive treatment.
Upset stomach is the cause of nerv-
BUSINESS and bad dreams. Your food is
lying In your stomach undlgested and
fermenting: II is forming poisonous
gases which irritates the phoumogas-
tric nerve that leads direct from the
brain. and ends In network OF tiny
branches running through the stom-
ach.
II is also the irritation OF this great
pheumogastric nerve that causes head
acres Many times people have severe
headaches and know they are caused
by the stomach. but do not know In
what manner.
II you are nervous. have dreams or
nightmare. and do not sleep sound at
night get 80 cent box of M-o-na
stomach tablets and take one or two
after or with meals. They relieve dis
trcsscd stomach In minutes. Sold 10y
druggists everywhere and by Missoula
Drug company, special agents. who
guarantee them Ia cure indigestlo
or money back
The Daily Missoulian., 1910-05-10
SCHOOL BOARD HAS
MEETING
COUNTY TRUSTEES APPOINT
STANDING COMMITTEES
ROUTING BUSINESS.

Yesterday afternoon at / O'Clock a
special meeting of the school board
of the Missoula county free high
school was called with all members
present The report Of the principal
was read and referred to the special
committees. which were appointed to-
day. a few bills were allowed and
other business Of II routine nature
was transacted The following are
the standing committees appointed
yesterday.
Financing and auditing-A. J. vi
oiette Reuben Dwight, G. A. Marion
Rules, regulations and coruses of
study-A. Hollenstelner. Mrs. +. r.
Marshall, w. u Russell
Buildings. grounds and repalrs-w
y Russell John NJ Evans and a. J..
Niolottc
Furniture and snpplcs-C. A. Ma
rion. A. Holcnsteincr. Reuben Dwight.
Teachers and salaries Reuben
Dwight. Mrs. y. r. Marshall and
John NJ. Evans
The Daily Missoulian., 1910-05-10
sTERlllZEo BARBER SHOP.
A Famous Shop in tho CarroIIton Ho-
tel, Baltimore, Maryland.

The barber shop In the carrollton
hotel, Baltimore, sterilizes everything
II uses in the shop. The sterilzing
Is done by heat The towels the ra-
zors. the strop, the soap. the combs
and brushes are all sterilized before
being used on a customer Where
there is no sterilization, have the bar
ber use Newbro's Herpicide. Ii kills
the dandruff germ. and it Is AN anti
septic for the scalp. and for the face
after shaving, All leading BARRIERS
everywhere appreciate these potent
facts about Herpicide and they use
II, Destroy the cause. you remove
the effect" Sold by leading druggists
Send loc in stamps for sample to The
Herpicide Co, Detroit, Mich. One dol
lar bottle guaranteed. Missoula Drug
co, special agents
The Daily Missoulian., 1910-05-10

DR. John q. Byrne of Spokane is
in Missoula for "A short time Mr..
Byrne is q guest at the Savoy.
When you want good trunk see
Evans Bros. Trunk Co. 204 Higgins
avenue. They make them.
w. NJ Noble. a business man Of
Hamilton II spending a few days In
Missoula calling on local merchants
Drink joel B Frazier at the oxford
Every swallow makes a friend"
Colonel J. a. MCGOWAN. a prominent
business man of Plains. IL IN Mlssoula
transactlng business for few days.
Newton II, Schwelker. optical spe-
cialist. eyes examined. lenses ground
on the premises; 3ls ,Higgins Ave.
q. w. Sinclair, in the forestry serv-
lee at Lothrop. is in Missoua on bust
ness connected with the service.
Dr. Reisland. optical specialist. Is
now at his office In the Hammond
block. All glasses ground here.
George lIndley came In from Helena
Yesterday and will be in Missoula a
few days transacting business.
Or Pearl Foster, dentist. children's
work speciality: 4 Higgins block.
w. H. Podden, a resident of Deer
Lodge, was In Missoula yesterday and
viii transact business for a few days.
All kinds of harness. saddles and
tents. Missoula Harness Co, 1903 w.
Front.
Angus Mcdonald of the Copper city
Is In Missoula ON business. MIR. Me
Donald is registered at the Missoua
Lost Watch charm: Eagles emblem
on one side. odd Fellows. on other
Reward for return to Olson & John
son, Missoula hotel
W. H. Roberts of Hamilton Is spend
ing a few days In Missoula. Mr.
Roberts Is making a short business
trip.
G. Smathers, q resident of Victor.
came In yesterday and will be in Mis-
soula several days transactins bust
ness.
We are now making deliveries OF 10
inch millwood at s3.75 per load. Tele-
phone 106 and order cartload. u. II.
Lumber Co, sos Toole Ave.
II. II. Gable, "A resident of Great
Falls. is in Missoula the guest of the
Savoy Mr. Gable is In Missouia on
business
Miss Goodwin wishes To announce
that she has decided to continue her
millinery parlors at her old address.
21s South Fourth west
a. W. Williams of Carlos Is in Mis-
soula spending a few days here on
business. Mr.. Williams is a guest at
the Savoy.
Nicely furnished rooms by day week
or month. reasonable. Third floor. Glib
SON block Phone 2i3 Black
John stephens Of Hamilton came
down from the valley yesterday and
will remain during the week on bnsi-
ness and pleasure.
The L. S. to B. of L. T. and Il. viii
give public card party Eagles hall.
Wednesday Evening. May ll.-Admis-
sion. 25c.
Charles Swartz Is transacting bust
ness with the Missoula merchants.
Mr. Swartz is from Butte and is reg
lstered at the Florence.
Flower sale at the Missoula Light &
Water Company office Saturday, May
Ia, from IL n, m, to . D. m, under the
auspices of tho Episcopal Sunday
school.
Benson Evans came down from the
reservation yesterday and will remain
guest of the Mssould hotel.
Riberdy Lumber Co, prompt de-
livery: dry. l6-lnch cordwood. also
dressed lumber. shingles, stucco and
all kinds of mill work; roofing and
building paper. Phone 743.
The Daily Missoulian., 1910-05-10
CHASTITY EVIDENCES
Of DESPERATE DUEL

Reddins. cal. May chastity evi-
dencc of a duel la the death was re
vealed today when the dead bodies Of
two men. both hearing fatal knife
wounds, were discovered near the
railroad track between Gazelle and
lc1gewood. Siskiyou county. The
bodies were about 1000 yards apart In
dirating that the men had separated
after their deadly battle and We're
walking In opposite directions when
they fell. Judging by their dress,
both were loggers.
The Daily Missoulian., 1910-05-10
NAVAL BILL REPORTED.

Washington. May 9.-rhe naval ap-
propration bin was reported To the
senate today, II carries s13o.770,93i In
comparison with si27 ,s296 603 as II
passed the house. As reported the az
gregate Of recommended appropriations
In 6t6i. .265 less than the estimate OF
tho fiscal year.
No change was made In the program
The Daily Missoulian., 1910-05-10
NEW IMPORTATION OF FANCY GROCERIES
ELAooLETs.
4N1.ICo2
II - Fsai4tE ~
Ns,,s.,sP W,
do

The genuine French Lima Bean,
which Is Of finer texture and more
delicious than our domestic Limas.
Pound .......................s. csc
The Daily Missoulian., 1910-05-10
MASONS, ATTENTION.

Those desiring 10 go To Bonner to-
night to attend Grand Masters official
visit. call up the secretary at No 81
Train leaves at y. m, returning on
No. same night
A J. BREITENSTEIN. Secy.
The Daily Missoulian., 1910-05-10
FRENCH CApERS.

These spicy. sour. aromatic little
buds are Indispensable to sauces,
salads and dressings
Bottle ................... ................. 25c
The Daily Missoulian., 1910-05-10
CURE FOR RHEUMATISM.

VANS German rheumatism cure Il
guaranteed 10 cure any ease uf rheu-
matlsm Call az e33 East Railroad
street city
The Daily Missoulian., 1910-05-10
CAMEMBERT CHEESE.

The favorable after dinner cheese.
with the Edelweiss brand the flavor
Is developed by he ripening process
Understood only by the French
masters of the art
Can ........ :BOc and soc
The Daily Missoulian., 1910-05-10
Silk Dresses

Beautiful silk dresses, con-
sisting Of pongees, rajahs,
taffetas, mcssalines and foul
ards. Our showing Of the
popular pongee dresses is
very extensive, comprising
several different styles. Some
are trimmed with braid and
lace, others plcated.
Pongee and rajah dresses
at.........,S.$17.5O to $32.5O
Taffetas $11.75 to $35
MessalineS, $22.5O to $35
Foulards $40 to $27.5O
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-07-16
Petty Graft.

According TO reports of the ex-
pert accountants of Chicago sent to
Springfield to go over the payroIls.
the entire state government is hon
eyoombed with petty graft. 1t has
developed that the cost of heating
and lighting the state capitol build
ing has been enormous. The expense
was just ten times as great for the
same service as the expense of heat
Ing and lighting the Indiana state
capitol building at Indianapolis. Il
linois paid from three to six times
as much for heat and light as the
states of Iowa, Minnesota, Michigan
and Wisconsin in maintaining their
capitol building. 1t cost Illinois
$4,000 to heat, light and supply
with janitors its statehouse last year,
while skyscrapers in Chicago closely
allied as to size of the state capitol,
expended but $4,000 for the same
items.
Moral-Indiana has a democratic
governor,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-07-16
The Gun in the House.

Frequent mention has been made of
the dangerous habit of many house
holders Of keeping a loaded revolver
under the pillow as a protection" in
preference to a convenient burglar
alarm or even a telephone or a handy
chair to knock over. This practice has
resulted in many more deaths to the
members of the families of the pro
tectors" than to burglars who are
usually quite wide awake, with all the
advantage when it comes to shooting
and no desire to do so if they can get
safely away without
There fingers in the memory many
cases of where husbands have shot
their wives whom they heard moving
about in the night and mistook for bur
glars. One particularly pathetic case
which cannot be forgotten was that Of
a woman who, while making a bed
jerked-a loaded revolver to the floor
when It discharged and killed her in
FAINT child playing nearby.
The innocent people killed through
the indiscriminate possession of dead
ly weapons by others far outweighs
any slaughter of burglars or protec-
hon afforded.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-07-16
Pity a Poor Pullman.

1t is claimed by the Pullman com
pany that it is losing money even
under its present scale of charges.
1t is losing $7.5S per passenger per
trip on the California limited from
Chicago to the coast via Santa Fee;
and if the recent order of the inter
state commerce commission reduc-
ing sleeping car rates should be pnt
in force something is likely to hap
pen. Accordingly the federal circuit
court at Chicago has restrained the
enforcement of the order.
Doubtless a few extra luxurious
trains are run by the railroads and
the Pullman company at a loss; this
is true of some of the departments
in every large business enterprise.
The practice of merchants in such
cases is to write off the deficit to
advertising investment-the snowy
and Improbable departments being
used to boom those who pay large
dividends. But on the whole the
Pullman car business is exceedingly
lucrative and the accounts that
show debit balance are few.
This company is in a class with the
express companies, which make prof
its of more than 100 per cent and a
protest against moderate reductions
would be as reasonable in the case of
one of those overfed monopolies as
in that of another.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-07-16
Ohio's Good Governor.

Governor Harmon of Ohio showed
admirable promptness in taking steps
to depose the sheriff and mayor of
Newark, Ohio, because they failed to
enforce the law against a mob of lynch
ers.
The fact of the victim of the mob
being an anti-saloOn spotter and an al
legged strike breaker might have fur
nished an excuse for a weaker COVER
nor deferring action.
Governor Harmon evidently believes,
with Mayor Gaynor of New York, that
this is a government by laws, not by
men,"
While it IS hardly safe to discuss the
incident without further knowledge of
what conditions really confronted the
local officials, 1T is reasonable to sup
pose that both of them held the law
lightly in other ways and the infuria-
ted citizens had little or no respect
for what they might have tried to do
in an emergency.
If one class of people in community
is permitted to violate the law with i'm
punity. lawlessness in other forms is
thereby encouraged.
AS Governor Harmon is looming up
as a very likely candidate for the dem
Ocratic nomination for president, his
decisive action in this instance adds
favor to his cause.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-07-16
ROOSEVELT ENDORSE
TRUST DICTATED ACTS
OF G. D. P? HARDLY
Continued from Page one.)

income tax, which would take some of
the burden of taxation off the poor and
place it upon the rich.
Third-Taft personally used all the
power at his command to prevent
Speaker Cannon from being dethroned.
Fourth-Taft upheld Ballinger after
the latter had been exposed and dis
credited as having given aid to Alaska
coal land grabbers.
Fifth-Taft counseled with Aldrich.
Lodge, Hale, Guggenheim. Penrose.
Flint, Cannon, Fordney and other rep
resentatives of the special interests,
and refused TO accept advice from such
men as La Toilette, Dolliver, Cum
Minis, Clapp and Murdoch.
Sixth-Taft is personally seeking to
defeat La Toilette and other genuine
insurgents because they endeavored to
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-07-16

show the economies possible under
a central or trust religion. No doubt
many churches now are only par
TALLY filled at any single service, and
few if any of them are as large
as the voice of the preacher or the
music of the choir could fill. Mr..
Rockefeller could easily show a saw
ing of millions in preachers, choirs,
janitors, heat, light, ETC., by build
ing monster church structures well
located with reference to traffic, and
closing and dismantling most of
those now in use.
He could show a saving to the con-
sumner in pew rent, just as he now
shows a saving to the consumer on
oil compared with the price paid
when he organized the syndicate.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-07-16
On Their Vacations.

By way of vacation Mr.. Taft has
sent Attorney General Wickersham
and Secretary Nagel to Alaska, where,
if time hangs heavy on their hands,
the uggenheim-MOTgan coal land
operations and the fur seal matter
will serve as an agreeable diversion.
AS a kind OF rest cure, Secretary of
War Dickinson and General Clarence
Edwards, the faithful chief of the bu-
reau Of insular affairs, have been sent
to the Philippines, where they can
solace themselves for the monotony
of the long midsummer voyage by
gathering evidence in their own de-
Tense in the friar lands scandal.
Secretary Ballinger has taken on a
couple of months from his Official du-
ties to look after his private affairs
in Seattle, and Representative Miles
Poindexter has made preparations to
entertain him during his stay by plan
ming to capture the control of the re-
publican organization in Secretary
Ballinger's state for the insuTgenrr,
AS far as possible it is arranged
that everybody connected with the
administration shall have as pleasant
a summer as possible. Mr.. Taft him
self will play golf and cruise up the
Maine coast and not make any Winona
speeches about the best tariff ever
enacted"
In the meantime the plain taxpayers
and consumers of robber tariff and
trust articles, who furnish the money
for the junketings of their rulers"
will have to content themselves with
no vacation at all. or a couple of weeks
off at some moderate price summer
resort.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-07-16
Realism.


The man who sees things as they are.
Not as they ought 10 be.
Whose vision is not tangled up,
Whose mind from myths is free.
When starting on some special tack
Before he has commenced
He very clearly understands
What he is up against.
II is not fair and airy dreams
That make the world SO round.
The master builders are the ones
Whose feet are on the ground.
Though splendid castles in the air
Your idle efforts crown.
You cannot move the family In
And calmly settle down.
Imagining that black is white
Will not remove the speck
Upon the collar that surrounds
Your small and shapely neck.
Nor does IL buy you bread and cheese
Or get you anywhere
To think for three hours at a stretch
You are a millionaire.
The man who sees things as they are
May have beneath his hat
Less rosy prospects. but he knows
Exactly where he's at.
Ee passes all illusions Up
Without regrets or signs,
Nor does he stop 10 take shot
At folly as IL flies.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-07-16

When the stomach fails to per-
form it's functions, the bowels be-
come deranged, the liver and the
kidneys congested causing numerous
diseases. The stomach and liver
must be restored to a healthy condi-
ton and Chamberlain Stomach and
Liver Tablets can be depended upon
to do 1t. Easy to take and most er-
fective. Sold by all druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-07-16

The busiest little things ever made
are DR.. Kings New Life Pills. Every
pill is a sugar coated globule OF
health, that changes weakness into
strength. languor into energy, brain
fag into mental power; curing con-
stipation, headache, chills. dyspepsia.
malaria. rs cents at all druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-07-16
The View of an Expert.

John D. Rockefeller in an adj
dress before the bible class at Cleve-
land this week predicted the early
amalgamation OF all religions in one
central church.
John d. is certainly master of
tn anaalSamation system if not the
snvSatoe se It. and could readily
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-07-16

According to biblical lore, a right
ecus people once put it all over a
band of Caananites. and if things
break right with the people this fall
a band OF Cannonites are due to
get theirs in good shape.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-07-16

Now that our federal agricultural de-
partment has imported some red-haired
sheep that propagate like rabbits, leg
Of mutton should become as common
as red herring.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-07-16

Soreness of the muscles, whether
induced by violent exercise or in
jury, is quickly relieved by the free
application of Chamberlain Lini-
ment. This liniment is equally val
liable for muscular rheumatism and
always affords quick relief. Sold by
all druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-07-16

Loeb may get the nomination for
governor of New York. but it is not
likely that he can fry any fat OFT Of
the sugar trust bunch for the greas-
Ing of the ways.