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Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1910-03-18
HELPING Out the Clerk.

An honest farmer from south Jer-
gey who was unusually ignorant Of
city ways went to fashionable ho.
tel in Philadelphia with his son. The,
father retired early, but the son went
out to ''see the town." At 1890 o'clock
the farmer went downstairs and in
quired of the night clerk If the boy
had returned vet. He was told tha2
he had not. The father went back
his room. An hour later he agfips az
peared before the clerk and said.
"Hain't Jack in yetT Again he was
Informed that the lad was out.
The old man made several subse-
Quent trips, and still his boy was
among the missing. Finally at $3.50
o'clock the farmer trudged YEARLY
down the stairs and asked again Il
his boy had returned. "No; he's not
In yet" replied the night clerk.
WAL, guess he won't come In.
then. Guess you needn't wait up any
longer" III
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1910-03-18
a. shock For shaw.

Bernard Shaw some years ago met
= young lady at dinner party who;
said that she could read character;
from writing. Mr.. Shaw denied belief
sn her powers and said that at any
rate she could not read characters
from typewriting.
Now. it happened that the host had
Just got typewriter. and the young
lady offered to be put to the test The;
machine was brought, and MI. Shaw.
picking out the letters one BY one.
wrote his first name Then he dis
covered that he had used only capital,
letters. So, shifting to the lower case
he wrote hts last name.
Then he handed the result to his
companion This was what she read !
5sBERNARD shaw. =
It's as plain as any thing, z she said
with q smile. 1t Is your idea that:
though there are good many Shaws'
in the world they are an undistinsl
flushed lot You alone are Bernard
Ghaws and your name IL great
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1910-03-18
Out of Sinht Of Land.

"Yes," said a travelling man, Il was
once out Of sight of land on the Allan
tic ocean twenty-one days"
There was small sized crowd sit
ting around. Another man spoke up.
ION the Pacific ocean one time
didn't see land for twenty-nine days."
A little baldheaded man knocked the
ashes from his cigar.
II started across the Kaw river at
Topeka in skiff once" he said, land
was out Of sight OF land before
reached the other side"
I Jaw, come Off" said the man who
had told the first tale. 1.-The Kaw
isn't more than 300 feet wide at To
peka." N, 7 75.55a,',-- - $3.50.
HI d.a. -. l-e-.-S7s<'- I, - ...
..unt say 1t was" said the little
baldheaded man quietly. The skif
turned over. and l sank Den
yer Post.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1910-03-18
Tell Some Sick One
Il Is Free II Il Fails.
VIII youdo an act of Humanityf
VIII Yoil tall anrna sink friand AZ

VIII you do an act OF Humaniyf
wv ny yo1 ~ come sick friend Of tAia -
Tell him q her, that you hays learned 90
hs Hs + ,aI1. + absolutely and
Ans you ~ aog4 y: already ov q
For 20 years It has been the standard r.
edy for Stomach, Kidney end Heart ailments,
sverywhere In America.
Restorative that has quickly yitalized, and strene
thsned. and brought these nerves and organs.
back 10 health again.
NE Heart or Efdneys-for that ID all HronRs
Or. Shops Restorative goes direct 70 Ne
cause OF Ghese ailments the falling. fAlteFin3.
inside or controlling nerves. And herein Lee -
When these nerves are again made wen ana
sfspns. then that 4 the certain end Of al E1ch
q a. To ne e is "a, srssas sati faction thas
s 4 ny p5escription for t9ll 80 dsys. -.
y iails eo help YOU the entire expenss y
Then sohy s1soa.lI the sick tuks an
maker ddrs not back 1t. inst al / as 81
this TenlGs.k Die % Fey
! also have Rheumatic Rsmedy-and tbat
remedy u covered BY the same Identical No
help. no pay protective plan. IN
Besides. y0t1.are free to consult mo 3uss ~
BOOK below Without as
Perhaps 3 word or two from mo will ciee1
up some serious ailment. have helped thousen ds
aayas 81 ny Y
worth your simple request. ~ !
90 iet me send you an order at ones. Tska
Ne msssage 70 se 4, SICK friend
Sssss postal will bring the opportunity
/ win hRve an honest and Trustworthy drunL
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1910-03-18

0l1M10A 9s :ss
State Of South Dakota County
OF Codington, So. lSs9
Ii Municipal Court, Cityof " ssl'
ytertown, S. e. AZ s
Ida K. Murphy. plaintiff, vsS!
Dorothy Spencer, defendant. H
b Summons.
The State of South Dakota tos
the above named defendant:
Yon are hereby summoned and
required to answer the complaint
Of the. above named plaintiff q.
which will be filed il the Office So
the above entitled court, and to
serve copy Of your answer toSthe
said complaint on the undersigned
at their Offices in the City Of Wa
tertown, in said county and states
within ten days after the service
of this summons upon you, exclu-
2sive of the day Of such service, and
if you fail to appear and answer
as aforesaid, then plaintiff herein
will take judgment against you
by default, for the sum Of one.
hundred Dollars ($lOO. OO) with In
terest thereon at seven per cent.
per annum, from the 9Th day of
July. A. ID. 1909, besides the,
costs and disbursements Of this
action.
Dated at Watertown, S. d., this
18th day of February, 1910. ~
Hanten & Hanten,
Attorneys for plaintiff
To Dorothy Spencer, the above
named defendant:
Take Notice. That the complaint
in the above entitled action was
filed in the Office Of the clerk Of
the above entitled Court, in Wa
tertown. in Codington County,.
South Dakota. on March Bird. Az.
D., 1910.
4 = -. Hanten & Hanten, 81
SO Al Attorneys for Plaintiff.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1910-03-18

u =
ried up the steps. a gnes was standing
In q front window in bridal array, her
face radiant with happiness. Rushing
into the room where she was, I caught
her In my arms.
hat the matter? e i asked, breath
less. 3li5s
cure gong 70 marry your grand
mot er. AZ
No I'm not, I'm going 70 marry
you. !,
I'm your grand Their Z, Her eyes
were dancing q tlornpipe
Then saw It all. NY grand father
had married her instead of the old
woman she had been aging game
with me. MY GRANDPA her in the pres:
ence az death had lift upon the expe,
dient OF marrying the girl who had
been nplying my plae by devctsps
herself to him q his would make her
inherit anee stronger ID iav though lie
left d viii Ia her favor telling her thai
LIT was his wish that she s tould marry
me ana make d man ~ me / 81
But she had no mind To make .
transae ton of the matter.
She had therefore put an old woman,
4 forward 10 personals her as the widow
while she stood III the back ground,
/ The old woman had netting else to do
4 with the matter except TO receive d
Handsome salary. had been CON.
dpleteay duped bEt had become I'd I'M
ispgS6sed with the ability ana good
Il AZ II, ~ ps,a Il ~ No. y j, ~
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1910-03-18
Puzzled.

He had courted her for years, never
missing his evening call, and finally
was landed. On the day OF the mar
.riage q friend observed the bridegroom
wandering. about his new front yard
In a restless manner, and witha very
detected expression. Nv by, what's the
matter. old man n he asked. Ecu
should be the. happiest man alive. for
today at least, and you look like q
mute at a funeral. = s5
4 The bridegroom started. Er-of
course am very happy" he asserted.
.sThen why these glooms n
{, well, to tell you the truth, BILL
the bridegroom said In a burst Of con-
fldence, 5.I was just wondering where
I am to spend my evenings hereaf ter.'s
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1910-03-18
The
Scrap Book
s'ss9ss Not sstltks. sg.'ss
very dignits and pEeeise lady
no liveS4h Su6Ufb xGf Boston went

10y from hons on a fort r. 3
Is some relatives not long ago. After
her return she was making an inspec-
ton Of her house and came across a
number of large, black, empty bottles
~ corner Of the cellar. partly coy,
cred with ashes. When, at the con-
clusion of banking hours, her husband
came back from Boston, she met him
at the door with the query, Jim.
where did all those empty bottles down
cellar come from ?"
Affecting an air Of paZzled surprise,
the honest man replied: "I'm sure
don't know. my dear. l never bought
an empty bottle in my life."
True Nobleness.
'.For this true nobleness seek In vain,
In woman and in man I md it not;
I almost weary Of my earthly lot
Ny life springs are dried up with burning
pain" &+t.z&& EF9&
Thou hndst 1t notT I pray thee look
FL again,
Look inward through the depths Of thine
own soul. f
How is it with thee7 Art thou sound and
whole? fS $f5,s }s'8 o
Doth narrow search show thee no earthly
~ stain? y.
Be noble. and the nobleness that lies
In other men, sleeping, but never dead,
Will rise in majesty to meet thine own.
Then wilt thou see It CLEAN in many eyes.
Then will pure light around thy path be
she'd .FF '1s '7"
And thou wilt never more be sad and lone.
- DWELL
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1910-08-20
HOW'S YOUR ANTS?

An ounce of tartar emetlc dis.
solved 10 water and half pound of
sugar added, then boiled to q syrup
OF ordinary consistency, will kin
ants. They gather around it in
masses, satiate themselves. and
disappear. The remedy was sue
gested by DR.. O. G. de Grayelles.
1t cleared our Office Of the pests
10 AZ hours. BY placing a chin
between two shingles and driving
. nall through both shingles.
pouring the syrup between, and
placing the shingles at convenient
distances among the trees of an
orchard, the ants may be DESTROY.
I'd in q few days. Try it.-Mor.
gan City Outlook.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1910-08-20
THE EXPOSITION
AMENDMENT,


A changed situation created BY
the necessity for raising guarsn-
tee fund Of seven and q half mil.
lion dollars instead Of the five mil.
lion dollars originally provided for
resulted IN the extra session of the
General Assembly, which Govern.
or Sanders convened in response
to requests from the Exposition
Company, and various exchanges
ana commercial organizations Of
the City. The amendment which
was enacted by the regular session
held last Mag provided for . tax
OF 50 Ut . mill on I'll taxable prom.
erty in the country and 6.8 Of :
mill on I'll tsxab!e property In the
City OF New Orleans. That tar
vas intended to produce four mil
''on oo''sfss the ratio beng 1.3
from the country parishes and 2,3I
from the City. |
When. 10 order to cali the bluff |
made " San Francisco It became |
necessary to raise the g1srautee
'und to seven AMI 0na haae ~,
ions Il was proposed that the a..
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1910-08-20

The authoritative data regard.
Ing the new thirty-two thousand
ton bsttIeship which il being
built BY Armstrong, Whitwor.h &
Co. for the Brazilian Government
have been made public. This
monster vessel. which will be the
largest battlesbIp a6oat, will be
656 feet over oil, BY 90 feet beam
and 26 feet draft. She will noun,
twelve l4-incb gums, fourteen 8 ,uch
and fourteen 4-inch guns. There
Will Be three 18-inch under water
torpedo tubes. Turbine engines
will drive her Il at knots, and in
he complete condition she win
have cost nearly fourteen million
1ollaF9- Scientific American,
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1910-08-20

When, without consulting a
woman, ) man can order 4 dinner
ut 4 restaurant with Which she N
perfectly satisfied, he has arrived
vt the fullness OF his power; there
II nothing more for him to achieve.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1910-08-20

lspent yesterday with the clev.
crest girl In the world. It has
taken me al the time since then
to recover from the conviction Of
my own importance.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1910-08-20

You can always tell that mo.
ment when girlbood has departed
and womanhood hae begun. 1t Is
at this point that she never has
anything to wear.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1910-08-20

ira session should amend the joint
resolution submitted by the recent
session of the Legislature in such
a way az to limit the amount to
he paid Ivy the country TO one mil
lion dollars and to require New
Orleans to raise the six and half
millions, extending the time Of the
tax until the necessary amount
should be realized. The duty Of
preparing the amendment was i'm
posed upon the Law Committee Of
the Exposition Company, and that
Committee submitted the amend
ment now before the General As
sembly.
The LaS Committee was Of the
opinion that it was inadvisable to
attempt to amend a joint resolu-
ton already enacted, and pending
It's ratification. Morrow. such a
course would be confusing to the
voters and would probably result
in the defeat of both amendments,
wherefore, the safe way to proceed
would be by the submission of an
amendment supplementary to the
original amendment and conveying
in this supplementary amendment
tho required authority to the City
of New Orleans. No change is
made 10 the tax in so far as the
country Parishes are concerned,
the tax remaining at 3S of one
mill or, calculated on the basis Of
assessed values, being as follows: =
: 400 90 Assessment 15c
GOO 90 Assessment 225c.
1,OOoO 90 Assessment 37tc.
1900. 90 Assessment SIC.
1000. 90 Assessment 7Jc.
This tax is to remain just an it'll
was fixed by the original amend
ment until four million dollars
have been realized, when 1t is tol
cease in the country parishes, and
then the provisions of the supple
mentary amendment will become
effective. Those provisions re-
q''ire a special tax TO be imposed
upon the City Of New Orleans to
provide the additional two and \
half millions needed to complete
the full amount Of six and one
half millions. The Executive
proposition that the
tax in the country parishes should
cease and determine when one
million dollars has been realized
rom that source, cOnld not be car.
led into effect according to The
'eport of the Law Committee.
which strongly advised against at.
empting amendment, hence, the
AK Of 38 of mill will remain IN
Orce until the four million dollars
hall be collected from the City|
md country, on the basis of 3 g Of
mill in the country and 6S of a
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1910-08-20

have often thought l would
like to try the experiment Of Low
ing the Same woman twice-but
have never dared to give up the
time to It.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1910-08-20
BOARD AND CLOTHES,

no Yeter ~ much y0p earn, II
It ifall spent, you are Kim from
he ID to mouth and stfPly) u rning
ydhr board a3d Clothes why not
RI some Of the money wrch Won
q earning into HSi est eleither
Q home or property thu xou can
re&t1 WQfk for the da4af to-dav !:
"a &c It york for yop Il the future
Ca 1T Aour OFFICE Ind talk this
maJker over. ''
nnM1 BUILDING ASSN.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1910-08-20
MARRIAGE LICENSES
Issued During the Month Of
July.

Robert Dauterive to Eupbemie
GlrOir.
Alex. Williams to Lille HAYES
Clarence Romero to Angella Ga.
chez.
Jno. L Memoir to Gracy Rob.
ertson.
Claude Z. Valentine 20 Jeanne
Marie Babin.
Willie Bourqne to Marie Poirier.
Norbert Leblanc to Marie Ron,
gro.
oaneIius Pain to May Oscar.
Moses Gone'er to Mary FeIter
lily. Miller to Alice Butler.
JOS. Ansley to Armentiue Du.
puy.
Charles Howard to Lena Vale.
Lee Prosper to lima Louvieres
;. +. ThiOodeaux to Carmelite
Viator.
Joseph Segura to Fedora Men.
ard.
Albert O. Hollamen to Agnes
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1910-08-20
DEMAND II ADMINISTRATION.
18th JUDICIAL DISTRICT COURT.
STATE OF LOUISIANA.
Parish Of iberia.
Succession Of
Mro. Perle Melville. DECEASED wild
0w OF Amadeo Guidrv

Whereas, Lufroy Guidry, a res
ident OF the Parish Of Iberia. has
applied to the Honorable the 10th
Judicial District Court Of Louisiana
noloing sessions in and for the
rsri:n o. Iberia, to Be appointed
administrator Of the Succession at
Mrs. Perle Melville deceased wild
ow Of Amadeo Guidry
Notice 10 therefore hereby. given
to q! whom It may or doth concern
20 show cause, II any thew have
within ten days from the first nuh1
LEGATION heDeof, why the prayer Of
tne said Lufroy Guidry should not
be granted. .1o'
Witness the Honorable J.mes a.
mon, Judge Of our said Conrf mi.
~ day Of August A. d. 1919.
=. II. NAUMUS.
49, Dry Clerk Of Court.
1am@sck Z DfQuSsard, Attys.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1910-08-20

1t has been said that women
never provide for the future. 10
this Eve stands IN q permanent
contradiction.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1910-08-20

The woman who stands in front
Of her DIOR and looks up and down
the street il not always looking
for her husband.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1910-08-20

never stool we'll in chemistry
That is why I derive no enjoy
meDt from making up to q made
up woman.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1910-08-20

1t would 10 impossible for me
to respect any woman who did not
have the capacity to make me saf
fer.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1910-08-20

The length Of time It takes t.
get around a girls waist il not al
ways proportion TO it's size.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1910-08-20

Every woman resentR in her
heart the man who respects her
for her character alone.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1910-08-20
ABOUT WOMEN.--BY 4 Man

BUUI WUmtN ---BI 1 MAN
The unconventional woman
needs no chaperon.
No woman ever acquired virtue
Or had it thrust upon her.
TO sick man every trained
nurse under forty il q thing of
beauty and q joy forever.
Every woman resents in her
heart the man Who respects her
for her character alone.
The length of time It takes to
get around a girls waist il not al
ways proportion to it's size.
1t would 10 impossible for me
to RESPECT any woman who did not
have the capacity to make me saf
fer.
| never stool we'll in chemistry. |
That is why | derive no enjoy
meDt from making up to q made
up woman.
1t has been said that women
never provide for the future. 10
this Eve stands IN q permanent
contradiction.
The woman who stands in front
Vt her door and looks up and down
the street il not always looking
For her husband.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1910-08-20

TO sick man every trained
nurse under forty il a thing of
beauty and q joy forever.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-12-31

coarse mlddiins.. ,2s; cracked corn;
e2s; coarse. cornmeal. vas: corn and
oa's chop, sci per ton.
Fiour-Michigan Patents. In wood.
best, $500: ordinary patents. " -:
straight. Ss.66; clear. SAss per -bbl.
RE hour. S4.30 pc Dbl.
Oti-Raw linseed. csc; boiled lin
seed. sec: Diamond headlight kero-
sene. DC: Perfection. shc; Eocene.
IL hc; crown gasoline. i5c per gal: tur-
pentine. In barrel lots. s0hc gal.
Provtslons-Mess pork. &2lbo; ram
lily, x22.50: medium clear. $2l Yz:.o0;
smoked hams. 15c: dry salted briskets
lshc: shoulders, lie; picnic hams. lie,
bacon, l3@ age: lard. I'm tierces. $50
i3xc: kettle rendered. l+%c ID,
svEsT-Quotations corrected da,ly
by w. IL. Edgar n Son: Crystai dom
inoes. 2-lb. sS15; 5-lb. SD: Eag
e. hie,s. $3.50; cut loar. 1910; cubes
1928: xA-.X powdered. 500: stana,
coarse. $3.50; fine. In bulk. 1910; ~
25-lb cotton bags. &e.ie; Michigai
b-lb cartons, Is to case. ST. lib car
tons. ~ TO case. $3.50; diamond
70: .confectioners A, 1901 NO.
80. 10; No: 2. $40: No. 3. <o:oo; NO.
20; No. 3. SSs6; No. 8, $3.50. NO.
?!sS; No. s, {As0; No. .. $t;Ib: No. ~
stSs; No. IL. SASS: No. Is. $t.SS per io1
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-12-31
SWEETHEART DEAD;
KILLS HIMSELF
Walter Fell's Second Attempt a.
Suicide Succeeds-Chloroform Bot
tie Found Beside Body.

Walter Fell. % years DID, was
found dead in bed, Friday morning,
in the home OF his uncle, at No. 325
Twenty-second-st., where ne hau
spent the night. A four-ounce bottle
labeled chloroform and empty was
found beside him. and Coroner Roth.
acher, declares the young man dled
from the drug.
Young Fell's parents live at no.
352 Twenty-fourth-st. The young
man had been living in Morris, ILL.,
and returned 10 Detroit only fort
night ago. A few days after return
ing home he attempted suicide by
swallowing chloroform, but his life
was saved by quick action on the part
OF physicians He told his parents
at that time that he had nothing 10
live for because the only being he
really loved was dead. 1t is suppos-
ID he referred to his sweetheart. A
notebook found in his coat pocket
contained the name of Rosie Fiedye,
but no address, and the young man
relatives think this may be the name
CT the girl for whom he was mourn
ing. The bottle of chloroform bore
the label OF Charles Wing, druggist,
Twentieth and Fort-sts.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-12-31
STONE WILL ACCEPT
JOB RENDERED BY
/ WARDEN SIMPSON
Retiring Head of Jackson Prison
Will Become Sales Manager for
Binder Irvine Plant at
Salary of 81 800.
Simpson Is Chosen Unanimously and
Will Take Charge of Affairs
Saturday.

JACKSON, Mich, Dec. 30.-The
board Of control OF Jackson prison this
morning created the office of sales
manager for the binder Irvine plant at
a salary Of $1,000. with the understand
Ing that Nathan F Simpson. the new
warden, will appoint Capt. George X
Stone, the retiring warden, to this
position.
Mr.. Simpson was present this
morning and stated be would give
Stone the Job and the latter will ac-
cept.
Capt. Stone has been connected
with the prison for II years and has
been acting warden since July ~.
The affairs OF Jackson prison Will
be turned over TO Mr.. Simpson tomor'
row.
After three votes had been cast for
Nathan F. Simpson. OF Hartford, and
one for Eugene A.. Welch, OF Kalama-
zoo. simpsons election as warden or
Jackson prison was made unanimous
by the board OF control last night.
Gov. Warner, Merriman and Haggerty
voted for Simpson, and Judge Adams
for the Kalamazoo man. Then Judge
Adams moved that Simpsons seiec-
ton be made unanimous.
II fully realize that the Held Is
large and the responsibility | am tax
ing Is great" said Nathan +. Simpson.
referring TO his appointment as war
den of Jackson prison. The Dusl-
ness end Of the institution Will De
conducted along the lines OF economy.
The question OF employment or
convicts Is n matter to be solved, and
nc doubt will be passed upon by The
next legislature. | believe the manu-
featuring OF binder Irvine Is staple.
1t is a start In the right direction and
can be enlarged upon and made
profitable to the state.
Il want II understood that in no
way will my actions in the manage
ment OF the prison be governed by
political conditions. | assume that
ell persons now employed at the
prison were selected or retained by
reason of their special fitness for The
work. and this principle will be fol
lowed out to the letter In the future.
II will be my policy to have at all
times an efficient organization to
properly manage this institution In
view OF always keeping the number
on the pay roll reduced to the mini
mum.
I'm fact so far as the warden's
authority goes, shall run this insti
tuition as I should run a business OF
my own. You may make II emphatic
| that ! shall strictly adhere TO my pre-
vious statement that | shall not mix
politics with prison matters"