Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-11-11
KEEPING OUT OF RENO.
Wife. Know Your Husband; the Rest
Is Easy.


Is Easy.
"NMY husband is just perfect" CT.
I'VE claimed Mrs. Newed. Heaven
help you" put in Mrs. Oldun |
knowingly. II hope for your sake he'll |
get over IT,"
why. what do you mean? It's pos
itively foolish TO talk that way. OF
course you're joking"
Joking! Not bit Of t." went on
Mrs. Oldun derisively. You see. i
know what I'm talking about I've
been through II. l used to think just
as you do. and II you are as sensible
as | think you are you'll never get
over II just as did"
Mrs. Newed was on the verge OF
tears. II think It's sinful to make
light OF the marriage relation that
way. I hope my husband doesn't get
over Il. and hope l don't get over u.
He's perfect, and we're perfectly hap
ny"
"Oh. yes; you may be happy. but
you will never know what real happi-
ness Is until you find out that your
husband isn't perfect"
But tell you he is perfect"
'And I tell you he isn't Let me ask
you do you ever give him letters to
mailr'
YES. often"
Every well. II he's perfect he al
ways mails them"
Indeed. he does. That's one of the
things had I'm mind"
"You mean he always says he mails
them?"
Il mean If he says he mails them he
does mail them. l hope ut least he's
truthful"
"Not IL he says he always mails
your letters. for there was never yet a
husband who always mails his wife's
letters. He will lie, and all husbands
will lie. so that you will continue to
think he's perfect venture TO say
you always ask him II he mailed your
letters. Now, don't your?
Usually"
And whenever you ask him he puts
on an injured air, gets little pro-
voked?"
"a little"
That's It. He's Just like all the
rest That's just the way my hus.
band did when he was perfect. But
then one day got the goods on him.
as the slang phrase goes. l found
out positively that he had not mailed
certain important letter"
"What IL he didnt?"
Everything. 1t was the turning
point In our lives. took him off his
high horse then and there. Oh the
satisfaction In IT, You cannot i'm
agine the supreme Joy of reducing
husband To the lovel of human be-
ing. suppose your husband * very
self possessed: never loses his temper.
That's part of perfection"
"Of course he never loses his tenn
per
And so be just calmly lords II over
you. serene and insufferable in his pose
of superiority, while he looks down on
you. along with all other women, as
emotioual and hysterical."
perhaps ! have noticed just little
OF that"
"You must contriye some way to
HUNT Niln toNN liS lellipCl' i hc dhFlltl
he gets the better for you Then you
have got him forevermore."
.You talk like crazy woman. |
don't see what good that could posi-
bly, do"
Good Why It's a veritable pana-
cea Ever after. no matter what the
argument may be, you can caution him
TO be careful. not TO get excited and
remind him what fearful temper he
has when he becomes aroused"
Well" said Mrs. Newed in disgust.
''if that's your idea ! wonder YOU
haven't landed In Reno long before
this"
Reno. nonsense! That's the way TO
keep out of Reno. Talk about incom-
patfbility, The only thing that is abb
solutely impossible TO live In the same
house with IS perfection."-E o.
Jones i'm Life.