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The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02

from nervousness andother annoying symptoms, and I can truly say that LydiaE.P Pinkham's Vege table Con- pound has proved worth mountains of gold to me, as it restored my health and strength. I never forget to tell
 my friends what
 IydiaE Pinkham's s
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02
Wvppe May Have a New Paper.

Wynne. Ark.-It is reported that a new newspaper and job printing es' tatlishment will soon be established here by Witherington & Garland, two newspaper men connected with the Airdrome vaudeville show.
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02
While in Soak.

Howell-I see that the paper says that the treasury department an nounces that by washing paper money 1t will last twice as long
 Powell-Yes, but what is poor devil to do while his money is at the laundry?
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02
Points of View

Venus was rising from the sea.
 What a vision!" cried the men on the beach.
 What a horrid bathing sG:t," echoed the women. enviously-Chi- cago News
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02
Human Nature.

"A fool and his money are sooa parted"
 "Yes, but you never call him a fool till the money Is gone. e."-Cleye- land Leader
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02

pelled me to arise at night, my bladder be came iniamed and had cruel iatine 2 pains in my abdomen. Soon after l began using Doan's Kidney Pills, l passed a gravel stone three quarters of an inch
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02

In length and variegated in color. Aft CT this my trouble disappeared.
 Remember the name-Doan's.
 For sale by all dealers. 90 cents a box. FosterMilburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02
Reason EpoIIoh-

Husband-Your wife doesn't appear to be In very good humor
 His Friend-No, she thinks I've in vited you to dinner-Jean Qui Rit
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02
Surprised.

q have succeeded in tracing my an- restry back through ten generations. !" without coming to menagerie?"
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02
Louisiana Girl of ii Years a Bride

Pine. La-Ruth Harding of Boga, lusa is one of the youngest brides on record. She is II years old it is said, and was married here to William Ere land, 19 years old.
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02

We feel sorry for girl who knows more than she ought to and not as much as she should
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02
A CASE OF GRAVEL.
'ulare. Cal, Man Cured by Doan's
 Kidney Pills.

Harrison A. Sturteyant, c and Ma. pie sts.. Tulare, Cal. says: q was In bad shape with kidney trouble. Too frequent passage of the urine com.
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

Take tho Old Standard GROVES TAsTELEss CHILL TONIC. You know what you arc taking The formula is plainly printed on every bottle, showing 1t Is simply Quinine and Iron in n taste less form. The Qunine drives out the malaria and the Iron builds up tho system. Sold by all dealers for 90 years. Price bo cents.
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02

Some men are self-made and some others are wife-made.
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02
Mr.. winaov-s Soothing svrup.

For children teething softens he gnms reduces in- oammaton allays pail cures wind coLc. Zc bottle
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02
WORTH MOUNTAINS
 OF GOLD
During Change of Life, says Mrs. Chas. Barclay

Graniteville, Vt. .-"I was passing through the Change of Life and suffered
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02

A fool can always find another fool to admire him
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02

Constipation causes and seriously aggravates many diseases. It Is thoroughly cured by Dr. Pieroes Pellets. Tiny sugar-coated granules.
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02

s hopeles
 from A
 genuemao' 0 this sho, ently. dy." !" he n use. Whx ot' but lM ne eounts,, riumphaat ribbon As | ose. l"
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02

callers wA Of ths,i IT. and tha
 appear s
 great dsi
 announod
 that nll Pents wiN
 eonsumstu e'h howsv%i | | at the o4 he phils T of miH doubtleeI object q
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02

novels u
 is a ned Rchinery.I
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02

A seal on a watch fob may be worth two on an iceberg.
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02

l the lons .ctsed EI Der hunu
 with M fanizing d
 union o D the NJ B AssOct ovides aI |th agra It. picEa ny kind. as evolYs
 past anl les Unia ossible E the Stres
 ha crhnj Bineers lie striks
 the Y ected ar1 ! the cs1 rough ta
 nion, II F.kes iiss41|
 lair settle It.
 of wgs pd yet 7 Just usd hich M skilled [ Interesi1| rhfoh 4.
 quest 1I rkers '
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-09-22

A noted doctor believes in uair.rt
children to reason for themselves. a"|
this policy he carries out with bis oN.
child. q little girl OF eight, and he fn.
story in connection with her " .
great glee.
My dear" he said to her, 90 sne
something today that ! hope s...
never be panied to hear OF you Gna
what was that, papaT' the den q.
ter asked.
81 saw little Mary Goodgirl stirk n.r
tongue ont at a man today"
The child. evidently thinking thaD H
was nm occasion 10 ten Of the faus
of the other girl. said
Papa. saw Mary
The doctor interrupted and told the
child she must not gossip and if she
knew anything chat was not nice about
anybody she must keep It to herself
The child looked at her father and
then sGid quickly:
well papa, why did you tell me
about Mary?"
The physician was so surprised he
could not uuswgr--PhllaGciphia Times
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-09-22
BICYCLE RIDER
FRACTURES ARM

Irwin Vannan, Jr., was thrown from
his bicycle while riding on West Nah
oning street shortly before dark last
evening and sustained a fracture of
the left wrist
The young man was riding along at
moderate speed when the front wheel
struck an obstacle, which caused it to
skid. Carried forward by the moment
um as the bicycle slowed up he was
precipitated head first over the handle
bars into the street. Involuntarily he
threw out his hands to break his fall.
AS he struck the ground the bulk of
his weight fell ON his arm, which
doubled under him in such a way as
to break the radius or larger bone of
the forearm about an inch above the
wrist, the injury being known as a
Coolies fracture. "
He was assisted to the home of his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Irwin Vannan,
East Mahoning street, where the brok-
en- bone was set by DR.. Harpel.
The injured boy is aged fifteen years.
He suffers considerable pain at pre-
sent, but youth is in his favor and a
few weeks at most will suffice to bring
about u full recovery.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-09-22
A LnLNr nwsDLrrroN

a a||..H ''aI.' E'fN
Proposins an amendment 60 section eight
article uiae. ui The ,luHr' g-iua oL Penn
svIyuuiu
Section ]. "- 8. ga-7rv.I 5v tsa e,r-t.
and house 1r 1sauras.u. .nt'vra 1C the Com.
mouwrnI. of Peausg'Eaui iu General
Assembly ul.t That the following Is pro-
posed as at amendment to- the Cons iiu.
tion Of the Commonwealth of PennsyIya-
MIA, i'm accordance with the provisions Of
the eighteenth article thereof
Amendment to Article Nine, Section
Eight.
Section . Amend section eight. article
nine. of the Constitution of Pennsylvania
which reads as Colows:--
"Section S. The debt of any county,
city, borough township. school district, or
other municipality or iuyp ted dis
trlct, except as herein provio shall new
er exceed seven per centum upon the as
sessed value of the taxable property there
in. nor shall any such municipality or
district incur any new debt, or increase
its Indebtedness to an amount exceeding
two per centum upon such assessed val
uation of property, without the assent of
the electors thereof at a public election in
such manner as shall be provided by law;
but any city. the debt of which now eX-
cccds seven per ceutum Of such assessed
valuation. may be authorized by law TO
increase the same three pcr centum. i'm
the aggregate, at any one Time upon such
valuation" So as to- reed as foNows:-
Section s. I.a debt Of any county, city
borough, township, school district, or Cth-
or municipality or Incorporated district
g..H seven T.E C.nsul upon the asHe sa1
value vi tho taE0lIa ueUua~,g therein, nor
shall amy such municipality or district iu-
gu" amy new .sht. mm increase i.s iuaa..-
..a"e# fo "n a.uaua n.r-a.lH- two E.I
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-09-22
MAKE THEM LAUGH.
A Bachelors Idea of the Way Children
Should Be Trained.

"The people who don't have to do
the people who are obliged to do
them," said the cynical bachelor. ''If
you want to know how to invest
money, ask fellow who has never
had any to invest. l suppose it's the
same with raising children. Neverthe-
less, | am fond of children. and never
having had an opportunity of raising
any of my own, am critical about the
way other people, more fortunate than
l, raise theirs.
my brother has a youngster, boy
about six years old. and everything
that kid wants he cries for. The min
ute he begins to cry he gets 1t, which,
according to my reasoning, is all
wrong.
"Why not make him laugh for It?
It's just as easy for child to laugh as
to cry. and it's far more healthful. be-
sides being much more cheerful for
the surrounding populace.
"Ive tried the experiment with him,
and it works like a charm. If l hap
pen to have anything he wants, and he
cries for it. l make fun of him. That
isn't the way to get it, say. Don't
cry for It Laugh for it.
at took only about two lessons for
him to understand this, and you have
no idea what n wonderful difference 1t
has made in the disposition of that kid.
Still, I'm only an old bachelor. and I'm
not supposed to know anything about
such things" Ledger.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-09-22
Proposed Amendments
To Penna Constitution

DROPOSED AMENDMENTS TO THE
CONSTITUTION SUBMITTED TO
THE CITIZENS OF THIS COMMON
WEALTH FOR THEIR APPROVAL OR
REJECTION, BY THE GENERAL AS
SEMBLY OF THE COMMONWEALTH
OF PENNSYLVANIA, AND PUBLISH
ED BY ORDER OF THE SECRETARY
OF THE COMMONWEALTH, IN PUR-
SUANCE OF ARTICLE XVIII OF THE
CONSTITUTION.
Number One.
A CONCURRENT RESOLUTION
Proposing an amendment to section twen-
ty-six of article five of the Constitution
of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.
Resolved df the Senate concur). That
the following amendment to section twen-
ty-six of article five of the Constitution
of Pennsylvania be, and the same is here
by, proposed, in accordance with the
eighteenth article thereof
That section % of Article v, which
reads as follows: "Section 26. All laws re-
lating to courts shall be general and of
uniform operation, and the organization,
jurisdiction. and powers of all courts of
the same class or grade, so far as regu-
lated by law. and the force and effect of
the process I'D judgments of such courts,
shall be uniform: and the General Assem-
bly, is hereby prohibited from creating
other courts 20 exercise the powers vested
Courts Of Common Pleas and Orphans
Courts" be amended so that the same
shall read as follows:-
Section %. All laws relating to courts
shall be general and of uniform opera
tion, and the organization, jurisdiction
and powers of all courts of the same class
or grade, so far as regulated by law. and
the force and effect of the process and
judgments of such courts, shall be uni
form; but, Notwithstanding any provi-
sions of this Constitution. the General
Assembly shall have fun power to estab-
llsh new courts, from time to time as the
same may be needed I'm any city or coun-
ty and to prescribe the powers and ju-
risdictlon thereof, and TO increase the
number of judges in any courts now ex-
listing or hereafter created. or to reorgan-
ize the same, or 70 vest I'm other courts
the jurisdiction heretofore exercised by
courts not of record, and tn abolish tho
same wherever it may be deemed ueces-
sarr for the orderly and efficient admins
tr1ti0n Of Justice.
a true copy OF Resolution No. l.
ROBERT NcAFFE,
Secretary Of the Commonwealth.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-09-22
PERSONALS.

Miss Abigail Mckinney, Ferry
street, returned last evening after d
visit with relatives in Middleburg,
Nd.
Mrs. 3. y. Splitter, South Danville,
returned yesterday after spending
few days with relatives in Shamokin
Bruce McCracken of the south side,
was a Sunbury visitor yesterday.
Mrs. r. G. Kahler, of Sunbury, spent
yesterday with friends in this city.
Miss Sara Snyder, Bloom road, left
yesterday for visit with friends in
Philadelphia.
MI and Mrs. G. L. Stillwell have
removed FROM Sharon to this city
where they will reside.
Miss Sara Woodside, Nowrey street,
left yesterday for a visit with friends
in Milton
Miss NAME. Hoffman, Mill street. ra-
turned yesterday from business uip
TO Philadelphia.
Mis-. Elizabeth saepuarsau, From.
street, Def. yesterday for 0n days
.--p 10 Bala,o4a4 Niagara Ta,ls.
tIr and 1u @ j. T.uIav. o.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-09-22

and coordinate Jurisdiction, composed
of three judges each. The said courts in
Philadelphia shall be designated respect
lively as the court of common pleas num-
ber one. number two, number three
number four, and number five, but the
number of said courts may be by law
increased, from time to time and shall he
in like manner designated by successive
numbers. The number of Judges in any
of said courts, or in any county where
the establishment of an additional court
may be authorized by law, may be in
creased. from time to time. and when
ever such increase shall amount in the
whole to three. such three judges shall
compose a distinct and separate court as
aforesaid, which shall be numbered as
aforesaid. In Philadelphia all suits shall
be instituted in the said courts of COM
mon pleas without designating the num-
ber of the said court and the several
courts shall distribute and apportion the
business among them in such manner as
shall be provided by rules Of court and
each court. to which any suit shall be
thus assigned, shall have exclusive juris-
diction thereof. subject to change OF
venue, as shall be provided by law.
In the county of Allegheny all the
Jurisdiction and powers now vested in
the several numbered courts of common
pleas shall he vested in one court of COM
mon pleas, composed of all the judges in
commission in said courts. Such turis-
diction and powers shall extend to all
proceedings at law and in equity which
shall have been instituted In the several
numbered courts, and shall be subject to
such changes as may he made by law,
and subject to change Of venue as pro-
vided by law. The president Judge of
said court shall he selected as provided
by law The number Of judges in said
court may be hy law increased from
time to time. This amendment shall take
effect on the first day of January sue
cecding its adoDtiOn.
a true coov Of Resolution No. 2.
ROBERT NcAFEE
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-09-22
An Arab Lecend.


There is none so poor but there is
one poorer"
\ poor Arab spent his last bara on a
handful Of dates and went up on a
high cliff to eat them and die. As he
threw the stones over lean hand
shot out below and caught them.
"Ho" said he. "Why do you catch
my date stonesT
Because. o brother" answered a
weak voice, II have not eaten these
three days, and Allah has sent these
stones to save my life"
Praise be to Allah" answered the
first man, for he has saved me also,
for here is one poorer than L."
And both men went into the city.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-09-22
sNEW OIL STRIKES. = Up neai

sgNEW OIL STRIKES. = Up neaI
Sheffield, Warren county, a well drill
ed into the sand Saturday by former
Representative j. ]. Haight on a lease
near Porkey, started off at a 100 barrel
clip, aud it is thought this will be in
creased when the we'll can be drilled
deeper in the sand. This find is caus-
ing considerable excitement among
oil men.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-09-22
Took an Unfair Advantage.

Mrs. Dorklns - Yesterday l called
Mrs. Grundage's attention to the fact
that she had left the gate between our
back yards open and that her chickens
had come through and scraJtLed up
our flower beds, and she looked rs u
she would have liked to bite my head
off. How foolish it is for people to
get angry when you remind them that
they have been careless about some
thing they had no business to over
look.
Mr. Dorkins-I am glad to hear you
say that, Maria. You won't mind if
mention that when l came home last
night l found that you'd left both the
back doors unlocked.
Mrs. Dorkins - Yes; you're always
watching to see If you can't catch me
in some little fault, and it makes you
perfectly happy when you do!-New
York Tribune.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-09-22
She Was Different.

John" asked his wife, who was
writing to one of her former school
mates, (which is proper-to say, 4 diff
fer from you or 4 differ with your"
'Tell her you differ from her. I'M
derstand that she let's her husband
keep part of his salary TO have fun
with himself."-Chicago Record-Her-
aid.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-09-22
If so, WHERE9

There is a problem which impels
Me oftentimes to stop
And watch the lobby in hotels,
The bar, the barber shop
All places where the guests abound
Yet still / ask, enraged,
Is anybody ever found
When he
PACED?
You calmly sit consuming beer
Or dallying with cheese
A buttons hollers In your ear,
'Misterrrrr Gazzookus, please!'
In vainl The latter's hidden, (
drowned,
Or otherwise engaged.
Is anybody ever found
When he
PACED?
The bellboys come, the bellboys go.
Their hope undying seems.
''Misterrrrr McHaggis, DIR. Doer"
(Poor lads! Respect their dreamsD
} Through heartless space their voices
sound
Till they grow worn and aged.
Is anybody ever found
When he
PACED?
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-09-22

FiGg- What's the matter, old man.
You're looking wretched Fogg I'm
not myself at an today. Figg on
come; that's nothing to feel etched
about Exchange
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-09-22

The Lady-Poor tramp! Have you
anything In your life TO be proud Of
The Hobo-Yessum. never beat 10
body out of no laundry bill.-Cleveland
Lender.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-09-22

Miss Winnie Irene Swank, daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. Theodore Swauk. Lit
tie Roaring Creek, died at the State
Hospital, aged % years, months and
Z days.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-09-22
WAR SCARED
VETERANS PARADE
ATLANTIC CITY, N. j., Sept. 2l.


Once again the "boys in blue" pass
ed in review of their commander-in-
chief. With steps not so sprightly as
they once were but with the same old
spirit they marched the broad avenues
of this city by the sea today and were
acclaimed by great crowds of people
who came to see the big feature of the
rty-feurth annual encampment OF
the Grand Army of the Republic. In
deed September weather favored the
old soldiers.
Forty-four States in the union they
helped to preserve were represented IN
the procession, and while the parade
was not as large as those of other
years, there was no end of enthusiasm
as the aging veterans marched past.
The spectacle was a stirring one. Ev-
cry building along the line of march
was literally hidden beneath the drap-
ed national colors and the sidewalks
were massed with people whose inter
est did not cease until the last of the
line had passed. Near the end of the
route the battle.sCarred remnants of a
once great army We're reviewed by
Commander-in-C -Chiof Samuel r Van
SAINT
SHERMAN ON REVIEWING STAND
On one side of him on the reviewing
stand stood the Vice President of the
11, BFItaFs
that old war horse, Lieutenant Gener-
al Nelson a. Miles, U. 5. A, retired.
They were in the position of honor on
a grandstand at Park Place, near the
famous boardwalk, so placed that they
could get a splendid view of the par
aders coming and going. About them
on the big platform were several thou
sand invited guests.
9 Vice President Sherman arrived here
as the parade was forming. He was
met by reception committee, COM
posed of local citizens and representa-
tives of the G.. y. r. The Morris
guard, an independent military COM
pany of Atlantic City, acted as his
guard of honor, while he remained i'm
the city. At the time of the Vice
Presidents arrival tbero was a big
crowd in the vicinity of the railroad
station and he was given @ hearty
welcome
The route was a comparatively short
one, If having been deemed uuWisa .8
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-09-22
W0MEN'S RISE o. K, SAYS
KAISER, BARRING POLITICS.
Suffrage Indication of country's Hope
less Decadence His Belief.

The kaiser recently seized an oppor-
tunity of ventilating his views on the
feminist movement, and the substance
of his utterGnce has been made pub
lie, presumably with his permission.
The kaiser used to be credited with
limiting woman's sphere to three de-
partmcnts-church,c children and sitch-
eu-but if that was over true he seems
to have changed his opinions, for ii
Is said that he views with profour1
sympathy the general movement pro
ceeding in all the civilized countries
of the world for the amelioration Of
the position of women, including high
er education.
He believes in technical education
for women and the invasion of differ
ent businesses and professions by
women, holding that in the present
numerical proportion of the sexes this
is inevitable and could not be denied
to women without grave injustice to.
them.
Consequently women lawyers, wOm-
en- doctors, women dentists and women
In many other branches of activity
may count on the kaiser's approval.
In brief, the kaiser is a supporter of
every phase Of the new woman move
ment. with the single exception of its
political aspect He Is a resolute op-
poneut of woman suffrage. He abhors
the idea Of women in political life.
The iltrG1u. don Of woman suTTare
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-09-22
WANTED.

We want a general agent in DanviN
to represent. our company exclusively
Liberal commissions paid and strictly up
to date policies. Write for particulars
Meridian Life Insurance Co., sos Frick
Bldg, Pittsburg, Pa.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-09-22
TEDDY TURNED
DOWN BERRY men
Keystone Political Game That
Failed to Work.
ROOSEVELT JOLTED BOLTERS
Former President, Instead of Aiding
insurgents, Lauded Administration
by Pennsylvania Republicans.

cident OF the state campaign TO the
managers of the Keystone Party was
the failure of Roosevelt to comply
with their request and make some ref
erence in his Pittsburg speech to
Pennsylvania political conditions that
would aid the Berry candidacy for
governor.
A special committee of Keystoners
was delegated to get in touch with the
eX-president as soon as he arrived and
urge him to directly or indirectly help
their cause in his speech. The COM
mittee got complete turn down.
They quickly learned that Roosevelt
was not going to be party in any
way to help along the campaign of a
Democrat for governor of the stalwart
Republican Keystone State.
He was perfectly familiar with
Berry's free silver and Bryanite rec
ord before the Keystone committee
men broached the subject, and not
only did they get absolutely no en-
couragemcnt from Teddy but he gave
them body blow whom he dil make
his speco& by landing the record OF
the Republican party i'm this state,
Mayor William a. MaEee, who is at
the head of the Republican organiza-
ton of Allegheny, and upon whom
devolved the duty of making the
speech of presentation to the great
Pittsburg audience, was, with other
stalwart Republicans upon the plat
form, greatly elated over the utter
ances of Roosevelt upon that occa-
sion.
In touching upon Pennsylvania con-
ditions, the former president in part
said:
And now, friends, in closing, want
to call your attention to the fact that
there is not anything at all to be de-
pressed about in present conditions in
America We have got lots Of good to
our credit.
"Yon have some admirable laws on
the statute books here in Peunsylva-
mia Take the way that you care tor
yoGr soLools-youv compulsory law
your appropriations iar the schools
Your approximations lar school books,
$50 that every uay and Ei.l .a HounzE-
raaa can gaU aa education. And na"r
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