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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-11-11
WRONG IN THAT DIAGNOSIS
Physicians Method May Have eeeh
All Right, but Here He was
at Fault.

We are told that the latest sensa-
ton in the medical world is the asser-
ton of a doctor that he is able, by
looking into patients eye, to make
an accurate diagnosis of the complaint
which the patient is suffering. But is
this really as novel as 1t is supposed
to be? / recollect hearing some time
ago of doctor who said to a patient
who was under examinations: Il can
see by the appearance of your right
eye what is the matter with you. You
are suffering from liver"
my right eyer" asked the patient
YES" returned the doctor. 1T
shows me plainly that your liver 4
cut of order"
Excuse me, DOCTOR" said the pa
tient, alphabetically. MY right eyes
glass one"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-11-11
THE LATEST IN HANDBAGS
Novel and Varied Are the Designs
That Are Now Being Shown In
the Shops.

Here are some of the very newest
things in the handbag line.
A fitted bag for week-ends is of seal
leather. with an overhanging. box
frame ten inches wide. It is equipped
with a leather pocketbook and seven
toilet and manicure articles. The lin
Ing Is of red leather and the frame ia
In rose or green gold. with Furnished
metal pieces
A very exclusive and luxurious little
bag Is Of blue cross-grain safiian
leather with frame of imitation ivory
and lining of blue moire. II has
duplicate strap handles and an equip
ment of change purse. cardcase and
combined powder-puff pocket and
bevel mirror. There IL q novelty un.
breakable clasp.
Still smaller. for afternoon use. is q
green cross-grain safian leather bag.
five and one-half by six inches. It
has a gold-plated frame concealed be-
tween two flaps and 1anked on each
side by pockets. Duplicate strap han
dies are again used here, and there
come with the bag. in pockets be-
meath the outer front flap, q mirror. A
kid-lined powder-puff pocket and
slate with a gold pencil.
Another bag Of dark green moroc-
CO. nine inches wide, has a mother.
Of pearl frame. held on by green bands.
The lining is gray calfskin. with A.
change purse, q powder-puff pocket
and a mirror. The handle is SO made
as to fall nat against the bag when
folded down.
A bag with an overlapping box frame
of German silver, one-half entering
into the other like box and its lid,
is Of black walrus with black bag lin.
ing. and there are q vanity accessory
and a coin purse.
Red and blue cross-grain safY,an
suede. walrus and mottled OF
beaver calf are all in all the best
choice for handbags this season.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-11-11
lovemaking and Practice.

The only way to become an expert
at lovemaking Is to practice. This
was the information handed out to a
handful of hearers by the Hindu phil
osopher, Sakharam Ganesh Pandit, in
a lecture on "The Science of Love-"
Love is divine discomfort, caid
the philosopher, "and if you want to
arouse love in others it can be done
only by giving them love. How to
develop the emotion of love in another.
is the great question of today-the art
OF making love. 1t needs a great deal
of study and great deal of prac-
tice."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-11-11
What About Him?

The talk had gone back and fro, and
the youthful socialist had been an.
nouncing that no man ought to get his
living by cheating. and we all listened
to him. and agreed that 1t was dread.
full when men and women did not tell
the truth, but tried to make their liv.
ing by deceiving people. Millionaires,
landowners. financiers, we scarifled all
of them who cheat the public. No
one should make living by decep-
tion," said the young man. Then Q
quiet voice from a woman came from
the corner of the sofa. What about
the GENERALIZATION Chronicle.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-11-11

cut-glass decanter, and he made me
rush out and sign the pledge.
With the exception of two or three
OF those present, the wedding was the
happiest affair of the kind ever at
tended. was one of the exceptions
When the fateful hour drew nigh
my heart crawled up in my throat and
refused to go back home. suppose
it wanted to see the show.
AS stood near the chancel waiting
for the bride to come and get me,
felt like a bottle of ketchup with the
cork out. II seemed to me that ev-
erybody in the world was giving me
the fish eye.
l couldn't remember whether
should wear my hands in my pockets
or In my mouth, so tried both styles.
Presently / caught the eye Of sgd
ney DeBrie. and he didn't do thing
but throw off grin that nearly put
me out of the wedding business.
Sydney was one of the ushers, but
he should have been away back sit
ting down at his work i'm the soap
factory. He was one of the Five Lit
tie Shines who used to drop in on
Clara j. of an evening and tease her
with their talk. l don't know why l
ever consented to let that human 20
tato-salad be an usher. He couldn't
ush for sour pickles. All he could do
was to put his face where could see
1t and let tired Nature do the rest.
About this time Billy Devries, my
best man. began to wilt didn't
dare look at him, but l knew that
mentally he was yelling for ice water.
Outwardly he was very nervous, and
he put in his spare time trying to
chew his necktie.
Still, the thought flashed over me
that Billy, being college graduate
and a football survivor, showed won.
derful self-control in combining him.
self to a conflict between his teeth
and his necktie. It's a wonder he
didn't give the minister the low tackle
and try for touchdown.
Then the procession came down
the aisle, and the bell rang for the
windup.
Clara ]. was a dream. played an
alarm clock
One of the bridesmaids got gabby
and wanted to talk her way into the
main tent, but all around her were
people. SO, she wasn't
pinched.
Pretty soon the minister sprung
that old gag on me about the ring.
and I suppose for a moment he
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-11-11
John Henry S
u Wedding
By GEORGE V. HOBART

go up against an unuspecting family
council l certainly would have coaxed
Clara j. to elope. Then l could have
sent her beloved parents a postal
card, breaking the awful news thus:
May have your daughter? Thanks.
| have her now. Last tag, you're it,"
l began to recover consciousness
slowly. and muttered, you have me
sized wrong
What want to ask you is may L"
Just then Tacks rushed in with a
whoop. Pop! Nom! What dye
think? John Henry and Clara Jane
are going to get married."
Greenwood cemetery-no flow
ers!" murmured, and waited for the
axe.
After painful pause 1 opened my
eyes and said, Whats the answer"
I Papa and Mamma had risen and
were giving me the look-over with a
side-smile couldn't quite understand.
What's the answer" l repeated,
prepared to duck and avoid a rush of
furniture to the head.
Papa placed Mammals arm gently
under his own and started away.
At the door the old gentleman
turned and said. John, it's up to
you!"
Then they both chuckled and left
me fiat.
II ever that boy Tack needs a
friend I'm for the job, sure thing!
Two or three evenings later
picked my way into the house be-
tween double rows Of messenger boys
and dry goods deliverers; fell over
about eight tons of packages, and,
after divers perils by land and sea,
finally drifted into the parlor. There
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-11-11
Colored Eyelet.

A new touch in trimming is col
ored English eyelet embroidery work.
ed on white and introduced at the
neck and sleeves Of the new gowns. II
Is seen also In many Of the midday
and Byron collars now so fashionable.
The white fabricv need not be linen:
this effect is seen also on unwashable
materials in dress frocks. and 1t gives
q very pretty touch when used as a
white silk chemisette (for instance)
embroidered in eyelet in the color of
the gowp.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-11-11
Way to Select Partner.

A clever way to ask the men to Sc.
lect partners at an evening party is to
get each girl to bring the earliest pic
ture of herself obtainable. The pic
lures are numbered. the hostess hav-
ing a list of each name opposite the
number so when the time comes for
making revelations she can do it
quickly and with certainty. Just be-
fore time for the game or refresh
ments for which partners are neces-
sary pass a basket or tray with the
pictures turned face down; ask each
man to draw one and find the original.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-11-11

sat Marietta Dawson, telling Clara
all she had ever heard.
Marietta was to be the maid Of
honor, but to hear her talk you't
think she was the leading lady. THAI
girl had the busiest voice evel
heard.
She certainly was a hard worke,
with the CAB.
Evening, ladies!" I said.
Clara J. gave me a spectral sort oil
smile and Marietta shook her bach
hair at me. then they clinched.
But I'm afraid, Marietta"-Clara
j. was at the bat-"thAt l may not
look well in ivory white. l do wish
Marietta, that had chosen the other
shade; and the train, Marietta; don't
you think two yards too long for me !
Now do tell me! I'm sure 1t will be.
oh, Marietta, do you think that old
lace will be as becoming as the fresh
tulle would have been?"
Mice evening"" l suggested, but
they had forgotten l was in the room.
why. Clara janet" gurgled the
girl with the spendthrift tongue, you
know that your old point will turn
all the women green with envy. I'm
sure nothing on earth could persuade
me to think of a tulle veil when I had
such perfectly exquisite lace. Now
there was Helen Duval-you remem-
Der when Helen was married? She
had one of those"
Then Marietta pulled the throttle
wide open and took us to Helen's
wedding and back again and all over
the place. 1t was one of the longest
and noisiest Journeys l ever made.
Got any wood for me to saw" l
interrupted after a bit. l was tired
of playing solitaire.
Pardon u.s." said Marietta, giving
me enough eye-ice to keep me cut
ting for a month; I'VE are so busy!"
Then to Clara j., what did you say,
dear?"
Clara j. grabbed her cue. Really,
now, Marietta, do you think that the
sleeves are clever? / think a frock
with poor sleeves is an abomination.
Just think of being married in
sleeves that were not absolutely
cried Marietta.
Her voice seemed to have a high
lever.
And the lines of the skirt" Clara
]. went on; do you think they are
good? You know a wedding dress
should have good lines, Marietta;
good. sweeping lines. OF course / |
Know the design was good; but made
,p, Marietta, do you think it will be |
FOOD made up?"
When do you expect to get those |
,iad garments cooked up? ven
ured; but all the wires were down in
ny direction, and got no answer.
Clara j. took out her hammer and
'egan to tap the bridesmaids, while
Marietta held the anvil, so | got ND
sideways and went home.
1t was the most cruel game of
reeze-out / ever sat in.
All in good season the presents be-
IAN to show up. One evening the min
ster, who was friend of the family.
lropped In to see II they would suit.
Yearly everybody knew had sent us
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-11-11

wrapped seams down sides of front
and back. 1t is trimmed with braid
to match skirt. The plain coat sleeves
are the same. An embroidered lawn
collar finishes the neck.
Navy blue Tagal hat. trimmed with
a wreath Of deep pink roses.
Materials required: 5h yards serge
46 inches wide. about dozen yards
braid. yards silk for lining coat.
The second Is a smart style. made
up In auricula face cloth.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-11-11

II there are no drawers for holdins
the surplus stock Of dish towels, hold.
ers. cleaning cloths and the like which
should always be in readiness, get q
wooden box high enough to make q
comfortable seat: having the cover on
hinges, pad the top of It and cover
with blue denim. when you will have a
suitable receptacle.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-11-11
Crib Cover,

A pretty crib cover may be made
from a yard each of white and male
blue or pink flannel. On the colored
flannel embroider q flower and bow.
knot design: on the white a conven.
tional border and q large central mon.
ogram. Bind the two together BY
means OF wide satin ribbon and nut
bow or rosette in one corner, with
the colored side considered an the
top.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-11-11
Dress Up-tO-Date.
- sssS@@ 49, asSesssaossg

wear out of a well made tailor suit
of quite simple nature.
In the Illustration is shown the
sort Of street gown that will be ap-
proved for misses. II has the we'll
bred restraint that Is desirable for
young girls, and no matter how plain
the gowns. II they are fitted well. and
carefully finished, with proper acces,
sories, they would be quite good
enough for dress ups.
MARY DEAN,
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-11-11
Deduction,

Deduction.
Are you anything of a Sherlock
Holiness"
Nope; why?"
Il was just looking at that man
carrying that alligator feather sa,chel
on his shoulder: I'll bet he hardly
ever loses his temper"
"Why?"
He has such a good grip on him.
SELF"
Wonderful"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-11-11
Those Detained.

Those Detained.
so your proposed homecoming
week has been declared OFF,"
Yes"
What was the reason?"
Some of our best known native
sons couldn't come back"
why was that?"
"Ahem! Well, If you insist on know
Ing, the governors of ten or twelve
states were stingy with their par
dons."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-11-11
The Newest In Collar.

Byron and Dutch collars both con.
tinue In favor. Jabots are especially
popular in the lacy varieties. The
new collars are often of chaneeable
silk with Persian satin or of plain
satin trimmed with q plated outline
of Persian silk
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-11-11
SUITABLE FOR YOUNG GIRL
Two Costumes That Would Make Up
Well In Many Kinds Of Popu-
lar Material.

The first costume would lcok well
In navy serge. The skirt is FIVE
gored shape. trimmed down center of
front and round foot by Russia braid.
which IL sewn on in a Greek key
design.
The coat is semi-fitting. and has
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-11-11
Wearing JeweIry.

This is not to be lecture on the
poor taste Of wearing diamonds with
shirtwaists and rare jewels on the
field. The woman who is not con-
WINGED by this time that such things
are bad form will never learn.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-11-11
True Love.

"She is engaged to a wealthy young
college man. isn't she?"
Yes, and they are going to get
married next week."
why. thought the wedding was
set for the holidays?"
1T was; but she insisted on hurry
ing 1t up; he is football player. and
he might not be alive after Thanks
giving. Then she'd be broke"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-11-11

Some folks never feel sanity until
they have a chance to syndicate their
sorrows.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-11-11

A catalogue of vices never led any
one into virtue.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-11-11
Same Old Point

Same Old Point.
jack went cunning in the cour
try one day last week.
Tom-Bag anything?
Jack-Nothing but my trousers.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-11-11
Not Unanimous,

Not Unanimous.
do you know Daubbs?"
Eyes. I believe he's an artist"
That's more than anybody else
does"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-11-04
.UNSKILLED
LABORERS
JOIN UNIONS
TWO THOUSAND IN Los ANGE-
LES WILL BECOME UNION MEN
BY REASON OF BIG DEMON
sTRATION MADE YESTERDAY.
UNITED PRESS rrAsED WIRE J

Los Angeles, Cal, Nov. 4.--As a
direct result of the union labor pa
rade last night 1000 unskilled labor
ers in Los Angeles will become union
men. The majority If these are for
eigner laborers.
Under the direction of Austin
Lewis, of San Francisco, 1900 for
eign laborers marched in the parade,
forming one of the largest divisions
in the procession. Lewis said today
that plans for organizing these men
are under way, and that they will be
initiated at the Labor Temple No
vember s.
More than 5000 men marched
last night from the Labor Temple to
Fiesta Park, where labor rally was
held. An address was delivered by
]. Sutt Wilson, Socialist candidate
for governor. and several prominent
state labor leaders made speeches.
There was no disorder, the extra po-
lice details that had been posted,
having nothing to do.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-11-04
CLACKAMAS DEMOCRATIC
MEETING AT SANDY

Sheriff Robt. Beatie, OF Oregon
City. who is candidate for county
judge. was one of the plain practi.
cal speakers Saturday night.
o. d. Eby, of Oregon City, who /.
out for state senator against Walter
Dimick, made very capturing
talk as far as getting votes is con-
cerned.
Chas Thompson, of Sherwood
who is out for commissioner, is also
good campaigner and pleased the
crowd.
Ernst T. Mas. OF Willamette. is
out for sheriff and is winning sup
port from all parties. He is we'll
known at Salem where he married
his wife and also did a lot OF over
head work for the streetcar lines.
II. w. Lang, of Welch's p. o.,
who is out for county clerk. pleased
the crowd very much by his plain
sensible talk.
August ohlhoff, of Portland, was
present and made an energetic plea
for the German society that is very
strong here.
Gus Schnoerr, OF Willamette. was
also present and is one of the most
eloquent speakers in both English
and German.
Melning Bros. have a big depart
ment store at Sandy on the top Of
the hill.
Casper Junker owns the hotel, sa-
loon. public hall. livery stable and
several houses and is the big boost
er for Sandy.
The Strauss Lumber company
does a big business saving ties and
building material. most of which is
shipped out by Boring.
There is n large amount of travel
through here towards the big timber
about Mt. Hood, which is not far
away.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-11-04
INDICTED
FOR PADDING
THE CENSUS
GOVERNMENT GOES AFTER IT'S
EMPLOYE AND HAS HIM IN
DICTED STUFFING SEAT
TIES CENSUS RETURNS.
tuSIrrD PRESS LEASED wmr.l


Seattle, Wash, Nov. 4.-DT. Fru-
man J.. Shadd is in Seattle today seek.
ing to engage counsel to fight the in
dictment found by the federal grand
jury in which shadd, who was en-
ployed as a census enumerator last
summer, is accused of padding the
rolls.
There are four counts in the Shadd
indictment. The first charges him
with the enumeration of 10 fictitious
persons as from the Arcade block,
in Seattle, and supplying the neces-
sary bogus information to complete
the schedule. The second charges
that Shadd listed IA Chinese as living
at "Pier T." The third charges him
with listing 100 bogus names from
the Savoy hotel, and the fourth
charges listing 100 fake names as
marines" from "Pier g." The pad
ded schedules are made part of the
indictment.
DR.. Shadd denied today that he had
padded the census or that he was ac-
tuated by any other desire than to
obtain a fair count. He said that the
major portion of his work was done
under the direction of William
Marks. the special agent in charge OF
the district to which he was as
signed.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-11-04
WILL HOLD
IMMENSE
FIRE SALE
GOVERNMENT WILL SELL NEAR.
LY A MILLION DOLLARS
WORTH OF STANDING TIMBER
DAMAGED BY FIRE THIS YEAR

Portland, Ore, Nov. 4.-Probably
the largest fire sale" of damaged
stock ever held in the United States
is being planned by the forest se.-
vice when SOC, 1000, 900 feet of tim
ber ON government reserves will he
thrown on the market in Northern
Idaho and Western Montana.
Word reached here today that the
work of the government estimators
have progressed far in their work of
going over the white pine belt and
that the sale will be held soon. The
estimators are working under the
direction of District Forester Gree
leyy who was one of the leaders in
the fight against the destructive for
est fires in the Northwest this sum-
mer.
1t is planned to offer the entire
lot of timber at approximately 81 IA
thousand. Already number of
logging interests in the vicinity OF
the big burns have filed applications
to purchase and from the inquiries
which are being answered from
both the Portland and Missuula of
fees, the sale is attracting much at
tention.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-11-04

and Austria. in opposition to the
czar's acquisition of Persian sea-
ports, through fear that their peace
and IN this instance Turkeys pos
sessions in Asia--territory itself
would be menaced.
England and Russia appear to have
the whip hand because of the pres
enoe Of great numbers OF Russian and
British subjects in Persia, and be-
cause of larger armed forces. The
other powers, however. are expect
ed to act in concert to prevent the
proposed division of the Persian do
main, and it is believed that the dip
lomatic game in the land of Iran is
near the breaking point.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-11-04
JOHNSON A
STRONG MAN
FOR PLACE

Walter w. Johnson, Republican
candidate for the nomination for the
Office OF city marshal. at the pri-
maries. which will be held through
out the city tomorrow, has record
as an officer OF the law and appre-
hender OF criminals that is unsur-
passed and, II elected to the impor-
tant Office to which he aspires will
doubtless give excellent satisfaction
Mr., johnson has been reared in
this city and needs no introduction
20 the citizens OF Salem. He served
for several years as a member of the
irc depnrtmet. as driver OF the hose
wagon and IN other capacities and
served ms chief OF the department
FOR two years He has also served
upon the local police force. both reg
ulGr aud special, for about two
yoarS and he acquitted himself with
credit in that capacity. His reputa-
uon as fearless man and officer
and uuninching In the enforcement
of the laws of the city and the state
Is wen established Rnd he has been
responsible for the running down OF
some OF tho most desperate crlml'
nails that have been apprehended IN
the county and state in years, 4
vote for Mr., Johnson for the noml-
nation to the of,iee OF city marshal
is vote for law and order and. L
elected, there Is assurance that the
laws OF the city viii be enforced 20
the letter under his leadership.
paid advertisement
Try a Journal "Want Ad."
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-11-04
LOSS FROM FIRES
UNUSUALLY LIGHT
UNITED PRESS LEASED wInn.l

UNITED PRESS LEASED Wlhh.
Olympia, Wash. Nov. 4.-Although
Eastern Washington suffered heavily
from forest fire loss this summer the
fire loss in Western Washington was
the lowest in its recorded history.
according TO the report of Chief
Forester Simons, of the Washington
Fire Association, just made public,
the total value Of virgin forest de-
stroyed was 100000. Approximate
ly only 1900 acres of the $4,000 at
tackled was burned, despite the fact
that the summer was unusually dry
and the fires numerous.
Thousands of acres of logged -oc
land were burned over. This, how
ever, was not counted as loss, ow-
ing to the fact that the destruction
Of the stpmpage and second growth
enhanced the value of the lands.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-11-04
MACHINES
DAMAGED
BY STORM
[UNIrnD PRESS LEASED wIRE. !

UNITED PRESS LEASED WIRE.
Baltimore, Md, Nov. 4.-Wind,
snow and sleet damaged the foreign
and American hangers in which
were stored the aeroplanes of Count
De Lesseps Latham. Radley, Drexel,
Willard, Ely and McArdle, causing
an indefinite postponement today of
the aviation meet planned at Hale
thorp. The damage to the flying
machines is estimated at $4,000.
The planes of the French and
English ayiators were buried in the
ruins OF the foreign hangar, and it
is believed that they will be a total
loss. The American hangar col
lapsed at midnight, causing serious
damage 10 the machines of the
American entrants in the meet.