Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-01-13
Thev're All Good.

They're All Good.
Burne- Jones, the famous artist, made
many sketches for the children OF his
friend, J. Comyns Carr. He once
laughingly proposed to instruct the
eldest boy in the principles OF anato'
my. and there and then made for him
two beautiful drawings representing
the anatomy of the good man and the
good woman, in both of which the
heart, magnifcently large, winged and
backed by spreading flames, is the cen
trail detail.
BY special request he made another
drawing, illustrating the anatomy OF
the bad man. On being met with the
reproach that the third drawing show
ed nothing Of the details of internal
structure he replied:
"There are none. The bad man is
quite hollow"
On being challenged to illustrate the
anatomy of the bad woman he grave
ly replied:
my dear boy, she doesn't exist"
Stopping the "Fire Wagon"
When the first railroad was laid over
he western plains and the cars began
running to San Francisco the Indians
viewed the locomotive from the hill
tops at a distance, not daring to come
nearer the fire wagon" A train Of
cars was to them heap wagon, no
boss" An Apache chief gathered
party Of warriors in Arizona and went
several hundred miles to see the ter
rible fire wagon that whistled louder
than the eagles scream and poured out
dense black smoke. w. M. Thayer says
in his 'Marvels Of the New West"
that the redskins grew holder and once
attacked a fire wagon. expecting to
capture it. When they failed and
many were injured they said, Fire
wagon bad medicine"
The Indians stretched lariat across
the track, breast high, each end being
held by thirty braves.
"When the engineer first saw 1t he
didn't know what OH earth was the
natter" said the narrator, "but IN
minute more he burst out laughing.
He caught hold of that throttle, and
he opened her out.
"He struck that lariat going about
forty miles an hour, and be just piled
those braves up everlasting promiscu-
ous."
icebergs.
Apparently ice is ice, Of course; but.
strangely enough, there Is a marked
difference in it. Sea water and salt
water in general freezes at a lower
temperature than pure water, in doing
which a part Of tn salt separates and
the ice when melted gives water tina,
Is fresher than the original, and along
this same line there exists marked
difference in form between the ice
bergs Of the two hemispheres. Arctic
bergs are of irregular shape, with lofty
pinnacles, cloud capped towers and
glittering domes. whereas those Of the
southern waters are fiat topped and
solid looking The former reach the
sea by narrow fiords, while the latter
are more regular in formation, reach
ing the open sea by the way of wide
passageways and not subject to the
grinding and breaking efforts OF thei-
northern relatives.-Pittsburg Press.
Woman-and Her Master.
The philosopher and bis friend sat
far into the night discOursing on things
in general and smoking strong shag.
"Woman." said the former oracu-
larly, was meant to ill subordinate
position in the scheme Of creation.
Man is naturally her master. She
cannot nationally oppose his will. He
is instinctively and by the law of nat
ural selection the dominant animal.
Woman may learn to revolt. but she
can never learn to rule. She has one
mission in life-that of obedience
Man is born to lead. woman to follow.
Man is born to command. woman to
comply. She is secure only In her
weakness. 1t is at once her duty and
delight to obey her superior and
Then the door opened. and there ap-
peared the head Of female thereat.
"Theophilus," said a stern voice.
how often have told you not to
smoke your horrid tobacco In the H.
brary? It's half past 2, sir. Come to
bed instantly"
And the philosopher sighed. shook
his friend silently by the hand and
went.-London Sketch.
Tuning q Bell.
No matter how great may be the
care taken in making the mold. bell
has to be tuned before 1t will ring
clear, true note. As a matter Of fact,
every bell sounds Eve notes. all of
which must blend together harmo-
niously. IL one is the least bit out the
tone will be spoiled. The first Of
these notes is produced by the vfbra
tons ut the mouth Of the bell. the sec.
ond by the vibrations little higher
up, the third still higher up, and so
on to the fifth. which Is produced
quite near the top. As the character
Of the sound which rings depends
upon the thickness Of the metal. it is
possible. by taking thin shavings from
vari0uS nlaceS in the inside of tho