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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17
MULTIPLE ELEcTRoLYs1s.

ELECTROLYSISNS
Gus hairs on face and arms perma-
nently removed with ono to SIX
needles; four to six hours work in
one with six; treatments given at
home unless otherwise desired Ad-
dress Miss A. NJ Kittridge. 1913 Per-
~ street. Davenport Old phone s1ss.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17
MISCELLANEOUS.

1T YOU WANT to buy, sell, trade or
rent anything, engage help or secure
a situation, the Mail and Journal is
the one paper in Moline that can do
1t for you. Nail and Journal wants
are popular. and Mail and Journal
wants bring results. One-half Gem
per word is the price to all alike
cash in advance; two-cent stamps will
do Evening and Saturday Mail and
Journal Moline, III.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17
EDUCATIONAL.

VILLA DE CHANTAL-A home school
conducted for girls by the Sisters of
the Visitation. Rudimentary and high
er branches and all polite acconnpl ish-
meats taught Twentieth street and
Ftfteenth avenue. Rock Island.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17
GRAIN AND PROVISIONS.

H. J. TOHER & CO.-Brokers, Daven-
port. Stocks, grains. provisions, cot
ton Private wire to New York and
Chicago. once. 100 Main street. Tel
ephone 407.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17
FLORISTS.

HENRY GAE,1HJE - Proprietor Chip
piannock nursery. Cut flowers and
designs of all kinds. City store. 1907
Second avenue Telephone lilo.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17
ABSTRACTS OF TITLE.


ABSTRACTS of Title prepared or con-
tfnued to date covering any real es-
tate in the county. Prompt and ac-
curate service at reasonable rates.
Rock Island Title & Abstract Com
pany; ]. ]. Ingram, president; W. J.
Sweeney, secretary; 200-203, second
moor. Peoples National bank build
ing.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

FOR RENT-A nicely furnished room.
strictly modern, at 1880 Second ave-
nue..
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17
LOST AND FOUND

LOST = A gold bracelet with amethyst
setting. Reward for return to Argus.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17
FIRE INSURANCE..
Charles L.. Ht0dgs0m
(The Best is the CheapesE)
FIRE INSURANCE
ESTABLISHED 1874.

American Ins. Co. Newark, N. J.
Continental ms. CO. New Yors
Agricultural Ins. Co. New York
Farmers ms. Co. York, Pa.
Williamsburg ms. Co. New York
Reliance Fire Tns. Co. .Philadelpbi /
Northern Ins. Co. New Yofis
Ins. Co. State of Illinois. Rockford, III.
Connecticut Fire ms. Co. Connecticut
once, 1928 Third avenue Rates as
low as consistent with seen yity.
ROCK ISLAND. ILL
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms for light
housekeeping at 1912 Fifth avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

WANTED - At once, two girls at
Wrights restaurant, 224 Seventeenth
street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17
INSURANCE.

INSURANCE.
INSURANCE on dwellings and house
hold furniture speciality. Chamber
lin 2 Anderson
PLEASANT r. cox - Real estate aud
insurance. Loans a specially. Best
fire companies represented. Your pat
ronage solicited. Phones west %, and
new 5172. Once at court house
BENEFITS Insurance Agency Fire,
life, accident. health and plate glass;
real estate and loans; second floor,
Safety building. Office phone west
e36. Residence phone 736-K- Open
wednesday and Saturday nights.
WE WILL BOND YOU-Executors. ad-
mfnistrators', guardians, trustees or
any kind of judicial bonds; lodges and
society officers; city. state or u. s.
government officials; contractors, po-
sitions of trust: in fact, any kind of
bond you want Except bail bonds).
Terms reasonable Hayes & Cleave-
land. resident managers. Fidelity e
Deposit Company of Maryland.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

FOR RENTAL all modern nine-room
house at S19 Forty second street.
Call new phone $3.50
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

FOR RENT-A seven-room cottage with
modern improvements on Fifth -and-a-
half avenue. Inquire 1884 Fifth ave-
nue..
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

FOR RENT-Modern furnished rooms
at 500 Thirtieth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

FOR RENT-Modern furnished room at
1915 Seventh avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

LOST-A gold watch fob in east end of
Rock Island or west end of Moline;
So reward for return to $40 Railroad
avenue, Moline. or to Argus oftice.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

FOR RENT-A newly furnished room.
entirely modern, at Ills Second ave-
nue.. Old phone 6ss-X.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

FOR RENT - Modern furnished rooms
at 1900 Third avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

FOR RENT A seven-room house in
good condition, with bath, gas and
electric light Inquire SAB Nineteenth
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

FOR SALE = Three unfurnished front
rooms, on first moor; must furnish
references; at eS7 Seventeenth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

LOST - On Second avenue or in Nc
Cabe's store, large turquoise brooch
with gold scroll work. Return to sos
Safety building and receive reward.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

FOR RENT Seven-room house. All
modern. Inquire at Beardsley &
Bailey Company, 217 Eighteenth
street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

FOR RENT A good warm furnished
room. all modern, suitable for gentle
man; 412 Nineteenth street. opposite
public library.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

LOST - beagle hound. stands 12h
inches high, rather chunky. with
white and black spots, brownish col
ored head. Reward for return to
AS Seventeenth street. OF III Four
teenth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

FOR RENT - Two nicely furnishe ed
rooms for light housekeeping; rent
reasonable; at 1922 Seventh avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17
FOR RENT-HoUsEs.

FOR RENT A seven-room house at
Ills Third avenue. Call old phone
west 73S-X.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

LOST-Sunday night on Sixteenth street
between Illinois theatre an6 Sixth av-
enue, a black silk net veil trimmed
with velvet and ribbon. Return to
1864 Sixteenth street and receive re-
ward.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

FOR RENT-NeWly and nicely furnish
ed rooms for light housekeeping:
also sleeping rooms; location very
central. on car line; 1897 Second ave-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

FOR RENT-A five-room cottage at 594
Dearborn street, South Rock Island.
opposite Exposition grounds. Inquire
]. s. Scheuermann. 100 Sixth street.
city.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

FOR RENT - A Moe large furnished
| south room, with lavatory and hot
| water heat in room Inquire 104
/ Thirteenth streeh.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

FOR SALE - A well established and
strictly up-to-date boarding house.
we'll furnished, all modern convent
ences, good locality, and fine bust
ness; excellent opportunity for one
who desires bargain, for $500; party
wishing to sell desires leaving town
at an early date. Address 1405 Fourth
avenue. Phone S24-Y.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17
Notice of publication.

John K. Scott. attorney.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17
BUSINESS CHANCES.

FOR SALE-Or will trade for real es-
tate, old established tri-city business
that will inventory $4,000 and can
make so per cent on this investment.
For further particulars address *
Y. H." care Argus.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

FOR RENT-A six-room modern house,
corner Tenth avenue and Nineteenth
street. New phone 1929 or 5942. Old
phone 455. Call at 1910 Tenth ave-
nue..
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

FOR SALE-Eight lots In East Moline,
at bargain; small payment down,
balance on the installment plan For
particulars call at 500 Safety build
ing.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

WANTED-Toung men to learn auto
mobile business by mail and prepare
for positions as chauffeurs and repair
men. We make you expert in 10
Pay big: work pleasant; demand for
men great; reasonable; write for par
tioulars and sample lesson. Empire
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17
wANrEn-.-aIALE HrLn.


wANTED-Grinders; Rock Island Man
ufacturing Comp any
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

80 - = -
land, north of Houston, in Trinity
river valley. Miles Collins, Daven-
port, Iowa.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17

FOR SALE-Six acres, south of town.
overlooking Rock river; four-room
house, barn, chicken house, and other
outbuildings; 20 cherry trees, 20 APP
pie, so peach, One-fourth acre aspara-
gus, new bed one-fourth acre pie
plant, one-fourth acre of wintered
onions, commercial strawberry bed,
and other small fruit; price $4,000.
w. c. Wilson. r. +. d. No. l, Moline,
III
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-01-17
FOR sALE-c1TY PRoPERTx.


FOR SALE - Excellent fve-room cot
tage in A No. 1 condition. situated
three blocks northeast OF ball park.
Inquire at 1908 Second avenue.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-18
RAlroaD8.
Richmond and Petersburg Electric RaiIwa
Norfolk and Western Railway

ONLY ALL RAIL LINE TO NORFOLK
Schedule In Effect June IL, 1910
Leave Byrd street station. Richmond. FOR
NORFOLK: bs:1o A. NJ. $500 A. NJ. ASSOC p.
NJ, 1910 p. n. b7:00 P. n.
FOR LYNCHBURu AND THE WEST:
'6:l5 A. NJ, .S:Ov a. NJ. hl2:1e room; ASSOC p.
~, 1870 P. n.
Arrive Richmond from Norfolk: bliss A.
~. ALTO A. NJ. $3.50 P. NJ. blo:2s P. NJ.
n.
'Daily. nDaily. ex. Sunday. osunday only
Pullman. Parlor and Sleeping Cars. Cafe
Dining Cars. c. II. BOSLEY.
w. 3. gEy1LL. .. p. A. Richmond. Va
q. P. A.. Roanoke. "a
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-18
Southern Railway,

RICHMOND AND CHESAPEAKE DAY
RAILWAY COMPANY.
schedule of electric trains to and fror.
Ashland, stopping at intermediate stations
upon signal: Lv Richmond (Broad and
Laurel Sts): 5:c5b. $40 s:l0b. $40 .'lo:iO.
l:lo a. NJ. $40. 2:l0. 3:lo. h:'hh. $40 $50.
7:10. S:lo5, 1910. ll;45 P. n. Nv. Ashland
s5:65. '7:0ob. g. %, TO- 'sll a. NJ. 'l2M -.I.
2. 9. I. 5b, 8. Z. 8. 9b, II p. Ii.
.DaEy except Sunday. .'Sunday only.
b Carries ba.2aEe
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-18
steamboats,.
OLD DOMINION LINE,

Nv. Richmond Goot Of Ash STU daily.7 p. NJ.
Leave Newport MISREPRESENTATION a. NJ.
Arrive Norfolk. Observation-Disclosures A. NJ
Connects with main line steamers leaving
Norfolk for New York daily except Sunday
w. Ry. 0 p. NJ and c. & o. Ry at 1 p. IT.
Night Line steamers stop at Claremont to
land or receive passengers on signal
VIRGINIA NAVIGATION co. James River
by daylight for Norfolk. Old Joint. New
port News and all James River landings.
Steamer leaves Monday. Wednesday and
Friday at 700 A. NJ Freight received for
all James River landings. Ticket office. 800
r. Main Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-18
Railroeu6.
Atlantic Coast Line
EpFECrIVD JUNE Il. 1910

EFFECTIVN JUNE Z. islU.
TRAINS LEAVE &4,.UnMOSo DAILY.
For Florida and south;l;oa ~ Al. s;ls A.
NJ. and 7;31l p. N.
For NORFOLK. s'..;.o \. NJ. ~ H. 'a;@ T.
NJ. 4:lo +. N.
NJ, 1890 p. NJ. and $40 r. NJ.
For Petersburg; 100 "A. N. ':i' 4. H..
a.. .3:0o n. NJ, 4:10 p. NJ, 6;os p. NJ, iSl
+. Nj. 500 III ID. il;tS L. n.
For aoidsbora md Fayetteville: 't:lo y. X
$50 a. M, Gao "A. NJ, 's;N "A. NJ, "v;4i a.
H., ..ll:ss "A. NJ. 'ii:4o a. g.. $40 7, NJ.
:sa;1s P.7M. sos r. ID. $50 +. A., 500 =,
H., 900 ". Nj "io:es i, ~. Ana Nav +. ~.
.Excspi sunday. ''Sunday only.
Time OF arrival and Departure and connsc.
tons not guaranteed. t,fts
-. S. CAMPBELL. D. p. A.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-18
/ sEAHUAKD AIS LINN.


Southbound tralns scheduled 10 leave Aaich-
mond daily: sac a. M,-Lora! TO Nor!lna.
Raleigh, Charlotte. Wilminston 1870 r., NJ
Gleepsrs and cnacles, Atlanta, BlrninEa am
Savannah. J-1r.onvilis and Tiarida pointp.
1850 p. M.-sleepsrs and coaches. Savannah
Japkuonyllle. Atlanta, Birmingham and
Memphts NORTH houN' trains tcheduled to
arrive Richmond asi-, s;2; =. ~. sos r.
NJ i;+1 y, ~. N
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-16
ALONE.

IT'S alone. who has to climb lies
rugged way.
Without q mothers love to BID me
haste or stay;
Like oil mankind. when left alone with
worldly tastes,
roam great continents and leap vast
ocean wastes.
''rfs I alone who has TO bear lifss
sodden pain,
No love through pity tries TO sooth my
troubled brain;
None hear me weeping at my sad
hearts overflow,
And none rejoice with me when comes
the atterglow.
The wisest OF earths counsel isn't al
ways gold.
IT'S / alone who has LIES problems to
unfold.
Ny failures are my own, like those
that others blend,
Therefore, though frail my wit, 1 must
the fault amend.
'Tis 1 alone who has lifes every foe to
fight,
And when they're in the wrong. and
am in the right,
I seize a penny only weapon. guard
and shield
And press them close with cut anu
squib. until they yield.
IT'S / alone who has to meet Death
face to face.
And pass alone into my cold. last rest-
ing place;
For this IL life. an avalanche OF ups
and downs,
A bubble. or a spark a day OF smiiesi
G. II. MEYERa J
BOX as Ionia, Mich. III
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-16
Fables Of Convention

the time, there were plenty OF excuses
for not wearing one. He never could
find one that suited him, anyway. Be
sides, hats cost money and the styles
change four times year TIE figured
that he would be SIS or $40 10 the
good each year If he were TO cease
wearing hats.
Four days after he began going
about bareheaded his boss called him
into the front office and gave him his
time.
Can't afford to have a man with
the barehead bug going about repre-
senting u.s." said the boss. Sorry
We like your work, but. OF course,
we can't allow you TO lower the dig
nifty of the house by going about bare
headed"
But how does IL lower the dignity
OF the house?" gasped the Fool Man.
The toss pulled up and dismissed
the Fool Man without further dis
course. II was folly TO argue. he said,
with q man so idiotic as 10 ask such
a question as that.
The Fool Man went away angry
He'd sho wem!s He's go hatless
thenceforward till the judgment day
and furthermore, he would prove that
a bareheaded man could open this
mundane oyster, and do II with dex-
terity and dispatch.
One month later he spent his last
nickel for a sandwich OF weinies and
sauerkraut in a restaurant run az a
side issue in a shooting gallery
Giftinu IN rQunlyfnU stool he re-
volved the Problem OF Life In his
mind.
He found himself face to face with
alternatives grim and inexoraole.
There was no third course open.
II was up to him TO go down to the
bridge and jump into the river or 70
go back TO the wearing OF hats.
""'Em." Contraction for them,
accusative OF they" Vide note under
tomorrow's Fable of Convention.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-16
OBSERVATIONS
by N. e. A.

and In Cheapside. and out along
Whitechapel road. other men lin the
same position" that Is to say, not
working.
And you can associate with these
too. II you will. But you won't-ii
you can help It,
Such other men of leisure can al
ways be found In great numbers In
any country where there are many
folks like those whom the man from
Kansas City hopes to meet in London
This Is curious fact 1t Is akin 70
another equally curious fact, namely
that one cannot possibly build a splen
did palace TO live In without booming
a great many other people TO live out
their lives In novels.
Both facts have long worried the
wise of this world In a measure. they
take away the zest of palace building
and the fine Joy of living on the sweat
OF other peoples brows.
Meanwhile the world will wag on as
of old-the beggar will ask aims, the
pauper will 60 TO his numbered grave
the hopeless smaid will creep down tC
the harbor wall, the despairing moth
er will watch while her little ones
stsrve-and not till they have invent
da bloodless palace and devised q
way TO loaf In innocen luxury will
the palace builders and the gentee
loiterers OF this world be able &c
dodge responsibility for a major share
OF the worlds misery and sorrow.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-16
AIR STILL FREE TO BREATHE

LAS free as the air." You've heard
1t often.
When you looked around you and
saw that most everything terrestrial
belonged to this millionaire or that
one, one big interest" or another
have you not quoted the above with a
glorious feeling that there was one
thing God gave mankind which could
not be owned by big business?"
When wireless telegraphy was In.
vented we all took a deep breath and
unanimously exclaimed, AT last we
are freed OF the entagling wire Of the
telegraph trust"
All We had to do-so we thought
was 10 rig up little wireless instru-
ment ourselves and talk our heads
off.
But Guglielmo Marconi seems to
have something to say about that, His
big wireless monopoly has kicked to
the government about us amateurs
putting" into the wireless game.
He says we use the same ether
waves he does ana he wants us barred
from hearing his messages, which we
can't help doing with our amateur ap-
paratus, and he wants us to stop
sending messages unless we are
licensed by the government"
Maroon. thinks that the air should
be free to talk into-if a Marconi
wireless instrument Is used, paying
toll to the wireless trust, OF course.
Then. when airships were invented
most Of US began figuring as TO how
soon the price OF an aeroplane would
get down TO the level of our pocket
books
When the Wright brothers showed
us how they could fly. vince! how we
applauded them. Great inventors,
you gnow.
Then, with the assistance OF Wall
St. the Wrights perfected their inven.
ton and took out a patent at our pat.
ent office.
While the Wright boys are still
nominally at the head OF the Ameri.
can airship trust, a small coterie of
Wall-st multi-millionaires is In actual
control.
Many Of the fundamental principles
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-16

Good Solid Flesh-50-cent Package
free. AT the Beach, the Ballroom
or in Business Thin People Are Ever
Objects of Ridicule" And below, the
following hopeful words: Those
who start TO gain a pound a day by
using Sargol will not need to follow
disagreeable diet rules or undergo
strenuous exercise-simply a little
sugar-coated tablet which soon fills
on. the figure with shapely curves" A
pound day-two months at least be-
fore we need reveal ourselves on the
beach in our new-found beauty-and
then, In the gold and glory OF summer
and the sea, oh, those curves. In the
gloom OF muddy March day 1t is hard
even for a strcng-minded man not 10
fall for this. Even having done so,
1t would be difficult to view such ap-
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-16
Thursday. June 10.
1910
Sampson Politically Favored.

oe"Pso" poutNAuy Favoroos
To the Editor OF The Times: With
regard to the press reports recently
printed that the Spanlsh-American
war might have been averted: When
the writer was In Washington he gath
cred the impression that there was a
very secret understanding that the
Spanish fleet was to have been allow
ed to escape from Santiago and re-
turn To Spain. The orders on the
face, however, read: Find the Span
ish fleet and destroy It," Admiral
Sampson must have had the secret
orders. while Schley was only aware
or. and took at face value. the open
command. Sampson went far enough
one way 10 leave an open door. bur
Schley. knowing that Cervera was In
the harbor. laid for him, with the re-
suit that all know. II was for this
that Admiral Schley was court.mar-
tiaied, but no fault was found In him.
that II was the political belief OF
Schley, as compared 10 Sampson,
that caused Sampson 20 be favored
with more definite explanations than
Schley. In regard to this matter.
simply state these facts at this
late day, In line with the other facts
regarding the. Spanish.American war,
not with any desire to muck. rake"
but. as set forth In your recent edi-
| torlal, II 10 proper to state facts al
! certain times.
CHAMPION DU BoIs.
40 Bagg-st
June Is, 1910.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-16

pealing humbuggery with the righte.
Gus Indignation which fake advertis.
UNEXPECTEDLY cure-all Advertising
generally deserves. There is some.
thing here OF our common human
weakness and yearning; Is not the de.
ception that OF the parent who as.
sures little Freddie-and hopefully
cropping almost for the moment him
self believes-that IL he will be q
good boy and NOW the lawn he will
certainly some day be president?
Those who start to rain a pound a
day"-it reminds one OF Mr.. Lew
Fields and the lady who said: IL
think I'll have chocolate" You think
you WILL" said Mr.. Fields. cheerfully
tuning toward the soda-water foun.
tain none OF whose spouts he knew
Those who start"-yes. those who
start.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-16

Of the Wright aeroplane must OF nee
essity be incorporated In all other
aeroplanes. And SO the airship trust
has announced to prospective entries
in the great international flying meet
which will be held In this country
next fall that every contestant must
first see them-and pay the toll de-
manded.
The air Is free to rove through
II you do your rowing in a machine
made by the trust.
AT last reports air was still free
to breathe.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-16
THE MAN WHO WORE NO HAT.

Once there was a Fool Man who
became obsessed with a fool idea
about the wearing OF hats.
He convinced himself that the wear
ing OF hats induced badness, and In
locking for reasons why men should
wear hats in spite OF the fact that
hats induce badness, he was dunn
founded to find that there was no
logical reason at all why men should
wear hats. except that they some
times served TO ward off burning
sun or o pelting rain. Later when he
saw q man bareheaded in a driving
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-16
MOST ANYTHING

Jennie, you mustn't play in the
front yard on Sunday"
Yes. ma. but isn't II Sunday in the
back yard. too?"
There are 1.309.697 members OF the
Masonic fraternity in the United
States.
There, It's raining" said Mrs.
Makeshift. and We can't have our
picnic today Let's soak our sand
wiches In lemonade and eat them on
the floor We can get plenty OF red
ants In the kitchen"
Elephants live to be 400 years old.
Il wouldn't believe Jones under
oath. He lies in his teeth
Yes. but he can't help II. His teeth
are false"
Germany leads all other European
countries In the production OF pig iron
and steel.
II is understood that President Lit
tie OF the International Union Of For
mer Managers for Jack Johnson, plans
a boycott on the big fight.
The straw hat season opens, accord.
ing TO custom, on June Is.
"Piker is certainly stupid man."
"How's that?"
Haven't YOU heard? He was &C.
cepted as a Juror In a murder trial
without any question.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-16

A device to mend broken hose or
to join two sections permantly. pat
ented by an Illinois man. consists Of
a tube with metal fingers projecting
from the center. These fingers are
hammered down on hose in which the
tube Is inserted.