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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10
CALLED KING Ed
THE ROYAL JOKER

4 remember weli The first time I
met him was In England with my
show. The pfcaent queen wanted
10 ride IN the Doadwood stage
coach. with me driving. and I &c.
commodaicd her or course that
set fashion. and was besleged
with requests from all the ladies' 81
tho court for the same privilege.
One day a messenger said the
Prince % Wales wanted 10 ride with
inc Tho countess who was 10 have
gone withdrew. and the prince and
four men came up. The latter got
inside the coach and the prime.
hoped on the seat with me. We
wcnt around the ring. we're attacked
b. the Indians. saved By the cow.
boys. etc. according TO program.
and hs so draw up tho prince turned
10 me and aAld You never held
four kingg al once before. asa you.
colonelf Then I tumbied. Those
four mon lnside we're an kinrnt
aut ! turned around aud said: Yes.
1 have. your hlghncWH. but never
along wlih tho royal jokerT
That marked the beginning of
our friendship. which was AioadfaAt
20 the end. OF tho other royalty /
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10
Judge Burke's Support and Judge Burkes Opposition

Who arc the men and what the interests behind the
candidacy of Judge Burke2
The OF the who asked to elect him,
60 know and they entitled 20 know.
Here isthc catalogue catalogue compiled not by an in
surgen opponent but by Seattle newspaper which, according
its assertion the leading republican newspaper OF
Washington, Ii is catalogue compiled and published as
recently August so 1910 catalogue which has been
peaed amended since and which stands today the last
uerance OF that newspaper regarding Bure candidacy The
paper says;
"Ihe railroad influence of the Great Northern and the
Northern Pacific railroads quietly but effectively at work
for Burke natural for he served them faithfully and well
for nearly twenty
The influence of the Guggenhem smelling and marine
interests work for him.
The older element OF the bar Of the state is strongly for
him. for in his long and profitable corporation attor
ney he has thrown many erumb TO his struggling fellow
lawyers
'The political of the Seattle Chamber of Commerce
Is very strong for him. for while that organization has proper
function in the community has unfortunately Tor the past
six years been very active in partisan politics.
Exclusive Seattle society largely for Judge Burke
Such attered and ragmenary influence as Henry Me
Bride has in Skagit county is for him
III there any gold democrats in Washington they arc
for him
The Ankeny grafters and the mereenary and happily
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10


muuiy knows it's graes and the political influence OF the
paid press is very weak"
Now who opposed to Judge Burkee
The plain people against Judge Burke because he Is
not OF them. Sprung from humble origin he has become
aristocrac exclusive. ntolerant faithful courter OF the
heavily moneycd interests of the country.
THE powerful. unseen influence OF the women of
Washington against Judge Burke because OF his well knoRn
and often expressed and lax views the subject of divorced
"A and powerful influence the influence Io
those persons who will give their views WHO
publicly denies any authority higher than that OF man.
Another great body this time of organized organ
lied labor only avowedy opposed Judge Burke but
is actively hostile to his candidacy.
THE idea OF any insurgents voting for Judge Burke is Of
preposterous.
Regular republicans for him, except stated in
assembling the influences for him given above"
Here. Mr. Voter. Is the catalogue
Your duty citizen is TO determine your allegiance
win YOU align yourself will you cast your influence with
the railroads. the Guggcnhems the political of the Seat
Chamber OF Commerce. exclusive society the gold demo
Gratis the graers and the merccnay press will you
place yourself the side OF the plain people OF the state the
selirespectug homeovng women. the honest aborng
other insurgents who believe that governments should
represent and stand for the general welfare instead Of
representing money and promoting private proi,'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10
BUFFALO BILL HOBNOBS WITH ROYALTY
DOESN'T LIKE TENTS, is MANICURED NOW
King of Scouts, About to
Retire, Isn't the Buffalo
Bill Of Old.
~ MARION LOWE.

As no made these observations
Col VIM. y Cody. sitting IN "A long
luliinR beach chair under the flap
ping ny of his tent, didn't look a,
all like Buffalo nlll.
buffalo Bill. you remember. was
that red flannelcd. broneho busting
hero Of your school days. whose
HlgnhuArd gorgeouHneea stirred with
In you an immediate resolution that
he would not be the last 81 tho
great scouts" despite the sprawl
Ing letters beneath his picture that
testified 10 that fact. Just let the
plains walt TN you got thero'
Hut Col William y Cody didn't
look bit Ike this individual. az he
talked Tuesday about his retirement
from the nhow business Instead.
he looked very much like the diHtln.
guinhed diplomat 81 a world power
Contact with the greatest persons
OF the age has worn away the rough.
ness he acquired on the plains IN his
youth. and given him a polished
suavity. LIVING 80 years IN a $40. 600
private car. with ak servants 10
minister 20 his wants. has put q
softncas over the hardness that
made him the famous cowboy.
Cody wore a velvet smoking Jack.
et Hu wore brOAdCloth riding
brooches OF faultless flt. and his put.
tees were ~ London mark. a ring
OF diamonds great. water white
ones was on his finger on hia
desk was bowl 81 yellow roacn. and
his well manlcured fingers toyed
with their petals lie was reminis.
ceni--not 40 reminiscent about HIS
cowboy life an about the brilliant
social attachments ~ bis later years
tho years when royalty and socl.
ETY. met him on equal ground.
About the most interesting royal
person ! hobuobhed with In my 36
years ~ show life said the colonel.
Vas the late klnE Edward. That
man was wonder Nothing of the
priE abou, him. Just soul. through
and through.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

know. like the kaiser best. He's
hale fellow well met. The only
monarch ! haven't met is the car
~ Russia guess he's afraid 70
mingle too freely outside.
There isn't greater ruler living.
though. than Roosevelt lie ~ a
mans man Every cowboy In the
West will swear by him lie made
his hit with them By his challenging
a famous French duelist. Marquis de
hureB. who had n ranch near the
Roosevelt ranch. out In Montana. TO
duel. and By going after the mar
quis when the latter failed 20 show
up. although he had boasted he
leould whip Teddy 'Ho has the
stuff In him II what all the boys
ont West Eay."
Cody. upon retirement. viii give
himself up 10 business. 4 am only
So" he said. and I have many
years 10 live. ! am developing the
town 81 Cody. out In the Big Horn
basin. In Montana Already We
have 1000 population II IL tho en-.
trance 10 Yellowstone park. and
viii be great tCuriHt town II "
the richest agricultural district in
The West. and now that | have
started big irrigation project
there. there Are no limits 70 its re-
there. there are no Unite 10 It's re.
sources. Fasteners are iockinE
there In three years Il has chang
ed from desert OF sagcbrush % a
lively place
Also have mining properties IN
Montana. Wyoming. Colorado. Ari.
IONA and New Mexico The most
valuable one is the mine in Arl-
Eona, which produces shcllite. from
which tungsten lights are made.
/ WANTS TO END LIFE
IN MOUNTAIN LODGE.
~ ars mot irving "a ynuha mora
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

that can be. for there are many IN
Seattle with myself who saw the
smoke and heard the report Of the
guns when Thomas Burke. a private
citizen. gave orders 10 fire. and him
self fired on men Of better principles
than himself who had no weapons
Please make this fact az public as
possible. Yours for a more humane
man. H. D. MOON.
513 ~ 72ud. Seattle
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10
pleturbed His preams.

Lady" said the tall tramp, as he
emerged from behind the lilac
bushes give me dat lawn mower
a few minutes"
Gracious" exclaimed the subur-
ban housewife, "and you are really
going 10 push IL awhile? How nice
OF you"
mo. mum; I'm not going 10 push
H. I am going 10 put some oil on
It, 10 Il viii ran easier DE squeak
ing disturbs de SAUNDERS Of me
pards back IN the gooacberry
patch
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

Everett. Wash. Sept 7, 1910
Editor Star Dear Sir. In yestsr.
days Star you say the congressional
committee Is on the fence IN regard
20 kalsOmining BalIinger
III 20 you O big, foamy beer that
they put on the white stuff BE.
cause Taft and Wlckorsham during
the investigation both told dellb.
crate lies 10 protect BalllnRer. and
by doing so showed that they we're
in the deal. and BallinRer Is too fine
a crook 10 fall alone Taft dare
not fire him or he would have done
so long ago. Balllnger has the whip
hand and has the bunch nailed
down with horse nails made at De.
catur. Ala. Yours.
OSCAR OtMDN.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

p 7. Barnun wrong The American public DOESN'T like
10 be fooled Old Abe Lincoln
sad tina, you CANT fool ali the people all
The brainy Of today be told 10
go west" For he bany, only
place for him 20 gain money and health In this age.
Theo Roosevelt
est because he 10 most bsoadmindsd And believe
gained his spirit
on the western country lives
help but be big You can't be petty over
~hsnina
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

A young housewife. returning
from the country to her home on
Queen Anne hill. was greatly 10
need OF someone 10 assist her IN
cleaning the yard.
why don't you get Jap boy
a, one % tbs Japanese employment
agencies" suggested her HUSBAND,
who occasionally loves a practical
Joke. Ring up Independent 1877.
They have good little Japanese boys
there"
Inn0cently enough. the young
wife called up that number. saying
very sweetly.
Are you the Japanese employ.
ment people7"
no. came the gruff reply. "This
is Burke headquarters"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

Mother awful hshup Somebody's
stealing chickens BY use OF an auto
4Au thinos come TO him who waits as Mr. Jetfres
himself while on his back in that Reno rims
sannusr wants to fight pucho in Philadelphia
distinctly decisions shall be rendered
hasn't happened ye,-Ag the candidates are
uekled death over The Stars advisory ballot
char.s.k hamilton Is now probably wishing he did 1t
a,te where he had nice. sof, lake to head into
nicely scramble things should tho New York
democratic convention endorse income taxation advised By
Lowell observatory sharps have discovered
That little old planet getting pretty ripe enough for the 0ag
genhems
throws herself gsds. switch and ssa
made her mind
Advertising t.,cbe. hinss Beners eheerod the
that he had into cafe Yet those Berners are ridden By
disappeared think Of the brute desert
Ing IL wives. Wholesale
waiter wsimau. nIsh, posi-.
$1,000 shertrs attachment
% W;, ss '9 4 ssrss %', e.. s :
terrible strong conscience in Wisconsin
we've got another one Bun aouas going
AND po old 5 oRsSg s cana Ssp Himself Ss
As,... Truly sa.,,gs San Franciscan Is sanhTaR and
certain relation look OF Truys $4,000
stage eos'umes
a. y s % ' S9 August sa e9as g. M Tssr.
Is already Mrs Count A. s. de ~ de G. $.
cry KAN have legal
enioned Jones from attending their church Jones makes
straight -. ali care, evidently.
They're holding up big York
tine because the doctors slow about telling the difference
seasckness cholera but make fellow
containing cholera
-ott your hospital san
Francisco IS" said Bill Then they
Judge declare him and the win get the
leg Cheer. wiam might have been head they were
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10
Undoubtedly True.

80 you don't have Mime. Modesto
make your gowns any mOre2" said
the first dear girl.
i should say not" reiolned d q.
No. 2. Why, n that woman made
"a gown 10 suit my figure I'd have
Ia fit"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

The other day a family was send
ing their furniture 10 storage. and
one Of the energetic members OF The
housesold labeled in enormous
black painted letters each burlapped
article. As the wagon went down
the street the crate on the tAilboxt
loudly proclaimed "Ethels wash
stand" In letters fuzzy a foot high
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

will be printed this column
they general interest You
anything anybody long personal malice your
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

"lid you see the Dig flre today ?"
mo. whore was M"
Just outside OF the ball park.
Where were your"
at the ball game"
a bushel Of barley yields IS gal.
Ions Of beer In Germany and 20 In
England.
Did you know that
Kyrle Bellew, the matinee girls
layorite. has celebrated his sixty
fourth birthday7
a. A. Aids has headed the city
directory Of ST. Louis for the past
decade.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

Does your airship 40 as fast as
birdT" asked ike celebrated navi-
gator OF tho air.
THAT depends on the kind Of bird
you mean" he replied.
Well" | vontured. "supposing the
birds a turkcyT"
Not II its a Thanksgiving tur-
key" be laughed
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

The states have improved so
many OF the roads for automobilists
that II IL hard for a farmer TO find
road bad enough 10 be safe TO
drive n.-puck.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

Editor Star. AS a taxpayer. I Sc
riously object TO the position the
mayor has taken of threatening 10
veto any plan the civic commission
might recommend that should locate
the civic center elsewhere than at
Third and Yesler
The ordinance passed by the coun-
ell for a bond Issue Of 81 900 900 for
q new city hall to be built on the
old city hall site makes the appoint
ment Of the civic commission a
farce.
II the mayor and council know
where the civic center should be. We
taxpayers would better find out and
save paying Mr.. Bogue 81 800 per
month besides his assistants aud
other expenses that will be Incurred
By the civic commission.
I shall certainly vote against any
bonds for a city hall or anything
else that would prejudice the action
Of the civic commission or its ex-
pert engineer.
Respectfully CHAS COWEN.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

The Kansas corn crop IA said to
be in shocking condition
On. B-This joke II positively on
its last annual farewell to u.s.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10
sllaht Variation.

Slight Variation.
The hair I'm the soup gag rs old, "
Said sorrowful Rcggy Van Coop.
But since poor Uncle Bill
Cut me ont Of his Will.
/ find I'm en- heir In the soup. "
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

money. have millions now. but
! ann kept busy taking care OF what
] already have. And besides, now
that ] am getting older, / am
getting tired OF cities. / have
enough thoughts To keep me from
ever being lonely. And want 20
end my life where | began ton
the plains Only I shall build a
mountain lodge instead OF simply
pitching a tent I don't think
could live that old way, even II IL is
the best way"
And that shows the difference
between Buffalo BIZ" OF yore
and Col w r. Cody OF today.
Civilization has left its impress
on him Love Of luxury. broad
Nioth clothes and manicured nails
all declare H.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10
AGRICULTURAL MIXUP

What did the trouble between You and Jim Off"
"Out Of Jim planting bis foot on my corn"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

Nl''l''.. ANA nov
dcaEnedf we must please tho ladies' know
Mr. Had Lee Haeked-On living
luo zen dining room pantry Kitchen reception
conservatory retiring
poa .oonna, q pam room a sewing and a nursery
house " " ~
Mr. Bad Leo Hacked know H. know l-bu you tell her
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10
STAR DUST

I'm tho blankcSt fool in I'll
states
what's the matterG"
Il vas trying TO explain the ball
game 10 Miss Kiddo this afternoon.
and without thinking told her u
was a. plain as the nose on her
face "
90 YOU KNOW THAT
The name Theodore signifies
gift Of God"7 Look IN tho back
OF youF Webster's dictionary.
The society girl really starts in
by coming out
CARRIES ON
WoEgs--So young saphcad and
his father are carrying on the bust.
ness
B0ggs Yes The old man does
the business while young Saphead
does the carrying on.--Puck.
The only safe bet Is the one you
fail 10 make
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

Many a man win let his good IN
tentiona grow rusty rather than his
COrkacrew.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

Broom corn is becoming a val.
liable crop IN Oklahoma. u ia worth
from $50 10 500 a ton.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

With Buffalo Bills retirement,
the circus will pass into control OF
Pawnce BIN. with whom he IL now
associated. Pawnse BIN says that
he believes that you cant fool the
American public. Just as Col Cody
does. and viii make the show a bet
ter picture Of old frontier life than
sWgr
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

Canada was eeded to England by
the treaty Of Paris, signed Feb. 10,
t763.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

Women are always drawer than
men when IL comes 10 taking
chances with matrimony.
Mrs Jacob Wilmert. Linooln,
Ill, found her way back 10 perfez
health. She writes: Il suffered
with kidney trouble and backachs
and my appetite was very poor at
times. A few weeks ago ! GOT
Foley Kidney Pills and gave them
a trial They gave me great relief,
so continued TIL now ! am again In
perfect health."--4 Bartell Drug
Stores. Quaker Drug Co.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

Very few men. and certainly IA
other president was ever az g0od
friend 10 the press agent as Thea
d0re Roosevelt" said Harry L. Dz.
wilson. who holds that Job for ths
Walker Whiteslde company. ulav.
Ing al the Moore next week.
Il was present al the opening Der.
Torrance Of The Melting Pot IN
Washington. said Davidson. ''Ths
president Was there In a box. Al
the end Of the third act SIR. ZsnE
viii. the author. was called on for
a speech As IL customary, he ad.
dressed himself Mr.. President, La
dies and Gentlemen
When he got through. Roosevelt
Jumped 20 his feet and called In a
voice loud enough % be heard clear
across the theatre.
It's a great play, Mr.. Zaugwill--
a great play
Il guess that wasn't good dope fos
the publicity department RO0ss
welt had gone over the manuscript
with Mr.. Zangwili and was greatly
interested In the production" Ds
wilson finished
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

The only safe bet is the one you
fail TO make.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10
GRAFT

1.-The directors OF the road were
a precious lot OF grafters."
You don't say so
Yes. every last man OF them
had his appendix removed. and
charged the cost TO operating cx-
penses ~ Puck
ut doesn't always pay to strike
back"
No, IT'S n better scheme TO hit
the other fellow first"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10
STROLLER COLUMN

six hundred and fourteen Vs..
ago today" said the Third Aye.as
Party this morning. in a hura1s
shepherds hut tn an inland yillaxs
Of Bulgaria. the llttlc.neck clam ~.
discovered BY Bogardus Bait 49,
bis brother Benjamin Bogarda.
discovered the shell and Beniarts
the neck. Tracking the clam by n.
sDOOr. they discovered other.. m.
disclosed their secret 10 the dlS,rt.,
leader. an interruptions man. VA
robbed them Of the distinction ~,
should have been theirs.
benjamin died Of a broken hear
and BogaFduH FILTERED his life ava,
This. my children. was the ar
clam fritter - all time"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10
Josh Wise Says:

Ever Eenee ~ux hit with q
rollin' pin once. distruss woman
VINO comes along with her hands
under her apron"
Done your Christmas shopping
yotl
onefourth % all the sNed ah
people In the world are in America.
Yes. love viii find way. but
sometimes the way leads 20 Reno
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

lHMtttfr DHNNa - INV
Editor Star Dear Sir notice
in a Seattle paper that the laboring
men are for Burke I don't see how
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

minor fraction of the press for Burke but
muniy knows it's gaes and the political influence OF the
paid press is weak
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10
CARRIES ON

The society girl really starts in
by coming out"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

Lowell observatory sharps Mara
Is getting ripe enough for The Gag
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-10

throws herself under switch engine and then
acid. least should have the credit of having
mn herr mind
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-01-19

from and after March 81. 1910, and so
long thereafter as the aforesaid act OF
congress Is In existence and the govern
ment OF Italy imposes no terms or re-
strictions upon the Importation. or sale
In the. Kingdom and colonial possessions
Of Italy OF the products of the United
states which unduly discriminates
against the United States. all articles
when imported in the United States or
any OF Its possessions Except the Philip
pines and the Islands of Guam and Utul-
la) from the kingdom and colonial pos
sessions OF Italy. shall be admitted un-
der the term OF the minimum tariff of
the United States as prescribed by sec
ton / of the tariff act OF the United
States approved August 5. 1909.
Provided, however, that this procla-
after March 81, 1910, but shall be null
and void in the event that at any time
prior 10 the aforesaid date. satisfactory
evidence shall be presented to the presi-
dent that the country of Italy has made
such change or changes ip its present
laws and regulations affecting American
commerce In the kingdom and colonial
possessions of Italy as TO discriminate
unduly in any way against such com
merce. and in the future event that a
proclamation by the president Of such
fact. re9oking the present proclamation
shall have been issued"
The proclamation is signed by the pres-
Idcnt and by Secretary Knox.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-01-19
Railway Notes.

General Manager H w. Clarke. Cen
eral Manager A. S. Hughes and Super
intendent OF Motive Power j. F. Enright,
all OF the Denver and Rio Grande. ar
rived In Salt Lake from Denver on Tues
day They will probably remain TIL after
the arrival OF Vice presidents SchIacks,
Schumacher and Levy from San Fran
cisco on Thursday or Friday.
Assistant General Freight Agent f. II.
Plaisted Of the Oregon Short Line re-
turned from Chicago yesterday. He says
that traffic conditions east OF the Mis-
souri, river arc worse than in this noun
tain section OF the country and that Chi
caeo is storm bound half the time OF
late.
c. II, Beatty. superintendent of the
Bambergcr line. has resigned and Assls-
tant Superintendent z. II. Hodson Is act
ing superintendent at present.
On the Pennsylvania from A. m, Jan
uary IL. TO a. M, January i2, there
were ll76 cars OF through freight passed
the. Pittsburg yords OF that one company.
This did not include any cars beginning
or stopping In Pittsburg or any cars
loaded with iron, coal. ore or stone.
No more deaths are expected to occur
due TO the wreck on the Southern Pacific
ar LerrlRy on Monday morning