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Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

down whose cheek rained tears as he
befeld Jesus buffeted and forsaken
could not have been, in his daily life,
indifferent to the career and character
of the Master. But that overdressed
merfcan woman who chatted volubly
with her seatmates in the intervals
between the acts and whose eyes roved
over the great audience quite as often
as they rested upon the stage,
should not expect to carry away a
very deep impression from those nine
hours she spent nominally seeing the
Passion Play.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

Every driver of an auto knows what
an emergency brake is and how to use
it, and there is room in life for the
emergency brake to be in much wider
practice. The emergency brake habit
would be excellent for persons inclined
to talk too much or to drink too much,
or to do a thousand and one things
which bore their friends, to say moth
ing of the harm it does to them. Youth
go it while they are young and fool
men go it as if they thought they never
would grow old An excellent place to
use the emergency brake is al the din
ing table for tbe conservation of health
or to check the various extravagancies
of life. The emergency brake is safe
ty practice and pity it is that the hu-
man race cannot use it oftener in all
the perilous walks of life.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08
but for q season.

If you are going to be a critic trp
to be a kindly one. I was interested
in a comment passed upon an acquaintn
ance of mine. who has just died, bT
his business partner: His work wal
not in the actual management on
things, but in the counsel, advice and
genial encoura cement he gave to those
of us who were more aggressive"
Times come when we must critcisa
unfayorably. but let us never consider
that the chief function of criticism
and let US never employ it so that our
own foolishness, Ignorance or mean
ness shall be miFrored as in d looking
glass. On the other hand, let us be
ambitious to be genial consellors,
friendly helpers, rather than constant
and carping critics of others.
THE PARSON.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

Bryan and Hearst loudly accuse Mt
Roosevelt Of stealing their thunder.
and the whole country has seen him
appropriate Mr. Tafrs With his bor-
roWed psals the Colonel Is quicl. as
heat lightning New York World.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08
An lnpossibjlitv.

The story about j J. Hill wanting
Teddy to become d college president
may be true enough. Nj Hill ma y
think that would supprsss him. But
would IT,? Consider Chancellor Day
Pittsburg Dispatch.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

The man who has Ventured to an
nounce that there is no loafing i'll
Heaven munt be able to prove it. A
great many people think there will be
divine loafing there
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

Within the memory of the present
generation, the democratic party has
enjoyed most of it's triumphs six weeks
before election, the other side having
been selected by the people with great
regularity to conduct the affairs of the
government and they have conducted
it we'll. Now that the republicans
have recognized and condemned "a :
cality in their own party and proceed.
ed to turn their own rascals out, the
democrats, with the aid of these rGs-
Gals, hope to get control of the gov
eminent and to change it's policies,
which have made it great, and forced
its recognition as a world-power-the
party whose policy it is to open AM
erican markets to the cheap products
of the world regardless of its effe.t
upon American manufacturers or Am
erican labor will not win because the
past experience of the industrial
classes makes them aware that to
follow the same leadership will bring
about the same distressing industrial
results Republicans are not famous
for sitting out on the limb of a tree
ard then saving it off close to the
Trunk
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

Fer Governor,
CHARLES A. GOODWIN
of Hartford.
For Lieutenaut Governor,
DENNIS A. BLAKESLEE
OF New Haven.
For Secretary of State,
MATTHEW H. ROGERS
of Bridgeport.
For state Treasurer,
COSTELLO LIPPITT
of Norwich.
Far state Comptroller.
THOMAS D. BRADSTREET
of Thomsston.
For Atterney General,
JoffE n LIGHT
OF NerwaIk.
Congressmen.
F4sSf District,
". sT'BvENs HENRY
of Vernon.
seeond District.
ANDREW n. SHEPARD =.
OF Portland.
Third District,
EDWIN W. HIGGINS
of Norwich.
Fourth District,
EBENEzER ]. HILL
of NorwaIk.
Tor Repre-eBtatfvc-at-La in Con
Nress,
JOHN Q. TI4SON
of New Haven.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

When an automobile gets so that it
makes as much noise as a road roller
it is time to have it called in for re-
pairs.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08
Their Only Rennorss

An accused packer says he deeply
regrets that he hid heep indicted.
Regrets" is the term. Fear is rarely
felt by the rich in such circumstances.
louisville Courier j ourna1,
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

Women who make household COM
nnandments cannot see why hubby and
the children appear to be delighted
to break them She doesn't know that
the joy of living isn't enhanced by
walking a chalklne.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

Colonel Roosevelt does not conceal
the fact that if he had the power he
is accredited with having al the. Sata--
toga convention, things would have
been different.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

1t cost Missouri $1,000 to have a mis-
take of the ,legisla ture corrected Many
Iegisla tive mistakes have cost the peo-
pie more thai that.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

Some people think that the joy of
living is below the average this year
but when We come to Thanksgiving it
is safe to bet that it will be ceIebrat-
ed as never before
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

Men are not being read out of their
party this fall. The cultivation of a
real old home week spirit is being at
tempted on all sides.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

Many a man who has carved out a
fortune for himself is ineligible to
carve the turkey on even an ordinary
occasion.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

The open-car days are rapidly going
by, much to the disappointment Of
those who like to tour by trolley and
see the country.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

This is not Indin summer, for that
always follows squaw- winter, and she
has not yet put her mark upon the
landscape.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

Sixteen hundred doctors are attend
ing convention at Pittsburg. They
ought to be able to show up at least
one new disease.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08
pefinina Senator cummins.

Senator Cummings may be regarded
as Il man who il ready to reinsurgr
at any moment.-W Washington Star
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

The war upon the flies is over al
though the October flies can worry
man ten times as much as the July or
August Migrants.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

Dogfish will always have to figure
in the brainfood list, for they will new
er be able to get into bologna sausage
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

The southern editor who let himself
loose upon THE Art of Snoring" is
now told that it is not an art, but sim
ply a disease.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

Now that President Taft is contem-
plating leaving Beverly he is remind
ed of the nice things he has said about
the coast of Maine
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

The reading public viii not be sur
prised to learn that Walter WelIman
is going tn copyright his flight across
the Atlantic ocean for that's just like
Walter
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

The forecasters of coming events are
not leaving out the campaign cigar
for it is sure to get into the politica,
draft
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

The unsuccessful man is always sure
to say that the successful man is in
luck He does not attribute success
to ability.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08
EDITORIAL NOTES.

Attention is called to the fact that
booze kills great many of the men
who can drink 1t or let it alone.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

| still be an optimist. Human judg-
ment. you see is not perfect product.
| It's findings are not all of sterling quail
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

1t is not to the credit of mankind
that it can be said that a wise wife
insists on her husbands not doing
what she wants done. for this
is exactly in accord with the rule for
driving hog-heading him the wrong
way and driving him with a full
knowledge that he will plunge the
right way when his will-not manifests
itself If every woman should write
an essay upon How 1 Manage My
Husband" or every man upon How
Manage My Wife" it is quite likely
that the world would be introduced to
it's most humorous books. There is
more art in management than we
really think, and so far as mankind
is concerned, ne might under such
exposure seem like a radiant fool in
stead of 3. philosopher. No wonder
some ancient writer penned: What is
man, that he should be proud ?' That
is a question Wisdom never tries to
answer, and perhaps gave rise to the
declaration that fools rush in where
angels dare not tread"
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

PennsNlvanias new pure food lav
forhidy tha use Of 20 srscinsa aAulsas<
ants or rTeaArvAttvNe
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

Happy Thought fer today: whep a.
nsefrS s9S& sets her GAO for a bird
sh41wrs6yar en6fd-A
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08
WELL PUT.

Our democratic brethren will now
endeavor to prove that the progress
sfve" republicans are radicals and
unfit to trust with the government be-
cause they will attempt to do too
much. An accusation. - the way,
that never could be brought against
the democracy-St Adams Messenger.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

Man isn't such bowling success
unless figures lie and we know that if
has become a maxim that figures never
do. and perhaps that is the only real
lying maxim there is. Whenj we see
men swelling around and looking like
automatic fashion plates and strutting
in gay uniforms as the finest in the
world, 1t does not seem AS if statistics
showed that three in every four men
make such q failure of life that they
are buried at some one else's expense.
Perhaps this is figured out in this way:
Every dead man is a poor man and no
matter what he was worth while living
he is at last buried at the expense of
the heirs. This doesn't seem lust right
if it does sound logical, does it, But
then in ali honesty we must admit that
to buy men at real value and to sell
them at their own valuation would be
get rich quick SDeculatf0n
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

The scrapbook used to be made up
of a hodge podge of scraps which
pleased it's maker, and it is only a few
years since the scrapbook got
out of its infancy and the
scra pbool< makers came to that
perception of values and orderliness
which makes the scrap library of to-
day the most valuable library to pos
sess. The scrapbooI1s we make for
the sick children are filled with pic
lures and things which fit their juven-
lie fancy; while the scrapbook adapt
ed to the kitchen-made up from the
best helps and best recipes of the
newspaper departrnents-is of as much
real value as the encyclopedia to a
scholar. Scrapboolzs about public men,
about comets or any great event in
these days Of Illustrated work are such
books as the world has a. great use
for, but never had the facilities for
compiling that it has today. The cool
months supply scrapping time, and
beneath the evening lamp wonderful
books are made which are of endless
use and interest to the makers.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

1t is very we'll known that a pessl-
mist thinks that Il cheerful person is a
fool, and the optimist knows that the
Crouch is an ass. These are EVERYDAY
human estimates which illustrate We'll
this opposite opinions and how posi~
lively unfair rhsy may be, and the
world IS full u opposite opinions NJ
more sensible or charitable Or just
than these. The world talks q great
deal about breadth and goodness and
square deals, but il appears to be
malnlyN engaged in trying to drive
squara pegs into round holes or in
Ending the holes in the water where
the pebbles went down An optiIllist
ought to be able to see this. and n pes
stmiEt doesn't think that he can and
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

The atom used to be the frontier of
minuteness, before science put on
glasses of the higher definition, and
after that the atom, which was the
least thing known in the scientific
world itself, became a world, for it
was discovered that atoms varied in
their component parts, that there were
500 parts in an atom Of hydrogen, 160,-
900 parts in an atom of mercury, and
that there were 200, 900 parts in an
atom of radium, and that atoms differed
from one another in glory just like the
stars that shine above us; and finally
the most minute thing known to sci
ence-the least unit of life-is the cleo
tron, a billion of which it takes to
make the atom which fooled the world
for SO many ages, and the atom ha S
become to be known as an mira world
and now we are told by science Of
worlds within worlds, and that every
thing seen or discernible is of infinite
and eternal consequences The Rev.
Mr.. Jasper was right-'De worP do
novel"
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08
l.. ii. BALLOON.
Te9cheF of Pinm0.
20 Than % St

Lessons give- at my residence or AZ
the home of the pupil. Same method al
used at Schawenka Conservatory. Ber~
hin. octfId
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

Norwich once had a philosopher VINO
felt confident that one dog would be
sufficient to meet every requirement in
the dog line for Norwich, and [ used
to think such a statement was both
absurd and extravagant; but as the
years have rolled around I have CONS
to the conclusion that one dog where
there are now ten would meet every
requirement. There are people who
think tSat they keep dogs who never
know Where they be. never have a
regular hour to feed them. and never
know where they get their living or
water to drink, unaware apparently
that keeping a dog and letting him
forever run loose is very much like
keeping a horse to prowl and browse
anywhere and everywhere regardless
of the damage he may do or the nuis-
ance he may become. If all dog own
ers would keep their dogs as they
should there would be much less pref
udice against them.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08
THE MAN WHO TALKS

Those people who will not admit
that life is made up of contraries must
admit that it is the thick head that
usually voices thin ideas, and that
those most ready to argue are oftenest
found to know the least. and that
cheap people oftenest use extravagant
language 1t is not easy to say why
this is SO, although on the face of these
statements the fact appears to be self
evident IT is, of course, upon the
principle that the empty vessel makes
the holloWest sound. 1t cannot be
helped If the conditions are right for
it, but since man can regulate condl-
tions ii is UP to each of us to~see that
we are ineligible to these classes, for
to be distinguished in this way is no
credit to anyone.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-10-08

Norwich. Saturday, Oct. 8, 1910.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-12
POLITICIANS DAY.

The latest announcement nj line
with the many innovations to be
featured at the Spokane Interstate
Fair, October to 9 next will be
Politicians Day" at which Of
flee seekers of high and low de-
gree will be given an untrammeled
opportunity to tell the ''peepul'
why they should be their chosen
representatives.
1t has been suggested that GER
tain space be set aside at an adj
vantageous location on the fair
grounds, where candidate could
be reasonably sure of having a
good-sized audience constantly on
hand, where he could expound at
great length his ideas as to just
how the government is to be saved
The idea would be to assign to
each candidate a certain space OF
time in which to air his views and
to give his opponent the same op
portunity. This would insure a
continuous performance of spell
binding that would no doubt at
tract an eager throng.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-12
LORD AND LADY SH0LT0
DOUGLAS REC0NC|LEO AGAIN

minded Of the 30-day sentence she
would otherwise have to serve.
Justice s. A. Mann speedily ar
ranged for her release, and the
couple Immediately left for Frisco,
declining very vigorously to talk
to any newspaper reporters.
Lady Douglas has been in the
limelight great deal since she
separated from her husband on
June 80. She has thrice tried sui
eide, and besides being treated in
the Sacred Heart hospital for alco-
holism has been twice in the tolls
of police. She was arrested in the
Wilbur hotel last Tuesday night
in company with a teamster named
Martin.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-12

Within "a hours after Lady
Sholto Douglas had been sentenced
to 30 days in Jail on a charge of
vagrancy, her husband, Lord Doug
les, son of the late Marquis of
Queensbury, who had been aroused
by the pleas of their relatives in
England to rescue his wife from a
life of shame and misery, had re-
turned from -Creston, b. c., where
he had been employed as a line
man in a surveying gang, and had
taken the erstwhile music hall ia
vorite away from prying eyes.
Lady Douglas greeted her hus-
band coolly, declining the preferred
kiss, butte hanged her mind about
going with him when she was re-
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-12
VENDING At THE
SCENE OF MURDER
(By United Press Leased Wire.)

Louisville, KY, Aug. 12.-Under
adequate guard of detectives, Jo-
seph Vending, accused of the
murder of little Alma Kellner, ar
rived here early today and was
taken to the city Jail. The auto
mobile in which Vending was
transferred from the station to the
prison was filled with policemen
and plain clothes men.
Contrary to expectation, there
was no excitement when Vending
appeared, and few knew the iden-
THY of the prisoner. Apparently
Vending was crestfallen at the
lack of demonstration over his ar
rival, but no expression OF his
feelings passed his lips.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-12

NEWPORT, r. l., Aug. 13.-Who
wants to say hello to President
Taft, when he visits Newport?
Everybody at Newport. But par
ticularly the young folks, and most
particularly the 200 or more young
women who furnish the grace and
sweetness of Newport summer fun.
If you're sweet enough to Presi-
dent Taft maybe he'll dance with
you, scheme the young. beauties OF
Newport and what a dandy thing
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-12
(By United Press Leased Wire.)

BEVERLY, Mass, Aug. 12.-Sen-
ator Nelson W. Aldrich of Rhode
Island. aboard the yacht Owera, ar
rived here Unexpectedly early to-
day, surprised President Taft at
breakfast and completely fooling
the newspaper colony, who ex.
pected the foster father of the tar
iif'' this afternoon.
After a lengthy conference. the
only word vouchsafed was that the
president and the senator discussed
politics and rubber" 1t is believed
that Aldrich informed the president
that he intended to issue further
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-12
Cakes to st. Joe River

The new George Cakes, now the
largest and fastest steamer in the
Inland Empire, goes up the shad-
owy st. Joe Sunday, August IA, and
will make the round trip two hours
quicker than heretofore. The In
lands clean, cool electric trains Will
leave Spokane terminal at 8 m.
and on the return will arrivest-3Sre
at s p. m. A delicious Sunday din
ner will be served on the Cakes.
Special Sunday rate to st. Maries
So, to st. Joe $3.50.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-12
TARIFF'SF0STERF FATHER"
ARR|vES;SuRPR|SESTAFT

statements answering Senator Bris-
tow's charges that Aldrich voted for
increased rubber rates while inter
ested in a rubber company.
The conference lasted for half an
hour and Aldrich left before the
new spaper men were aware of his
presence.
1t was announced that Secretary
of the Treasury MacNeagh and
Postmaster General Hitchcock will
lie at Beverly this afternoon and
that Senator Dick of Ohio would
bring Warren Harding, the regular
republican nominee in the Buckeye
state for governor. to Beverly fol
an introduction to Taft.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-12

it would be in future years, when
you're a gray-haired matron, to tell
your grandchildren how you danced
with the president of the United
States.
The Newport girls are preparing
to do their very best, in the win
some line.
Angelica Brown, who is the belle
of the season at Newport, has a
smile. as this photograph shows,
that President Taft probably won't
be able to resist.
80 bushels to the acre. That is a
good crop The spring wheat is
not so good and oats will be about
enough to supply the demand of
the neighborhood for seed and
feeding purposes.
A union Epworth league picnic
will be held tonight at Medical
Lake.
September 20 the chamber of
commerce will run a special train to
the state fair at, North Yakima for
Spokane day, September. Two sec
| tons will be run if necessary, the
| special leaving here at night and ar
irving in North Yakima the follow
| ing morning. The return trip will
be made the 31st, with stops at all
the intervening towns.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-12
"NAT'' MUSIC

H, G. Bowen, leader of the Ma
tatorium Park band has arranged
a program for Friday evening S
concert Among the numbers will
be heard several operate selec-
lions, that took so well with the
crowds during the engagement OF
weeks ago closed most success
full enga cement.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-12

cred at Dover, N. J. 1t is the cash
ing of photographs Of checks.
The Dover, Rockaway and Port
Dram Gas Co. drew check some
days ago. 1t was photographed by
some one, and a number of the
spurious prints palmed off on vari-
Gus banks. The company is glad
the check was for only SIS.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-12

/. II. Weber has a homestead in
Montana and wanted to live on it.
His wife objected and refused to go
with him and he sued for divorce.
(which do you like best" asked
Judge Hinkle, the wife or the
FARM" The farm replied Weber,
and he was given the divorce.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-12
ODDITIES IN THE
NEWSOF TODAY
PaWnbroker's Test Ruins Coin;
Uncle Sam Redeems it.

Rodnick Eppstein, employed in
the Chicago stockyards. received a
SO gold piece just from the mint in
his pay envelope, and after four
saloOnkeepers and his landlord had
pronounced it no good he took it to
a pawnbroker.
The pawnbrOker bit the coin in
two. Eppstein went to the federal
building to complain and was sent
to the subtreasury. where he was
given a $40 bill for the pieces of
coin.
Taking Photographs of
Checks and Cashing Them.
A new swindle has been discov.