The Delta independent., 1910-04-22

Machinery Du1lQerS exercise mucn
care to avoid lost motion. How about
yourself?
Vesuvius is again in eruption. So
is Philadelphia and Roady Kene-
hans mouth.
You must either be hard work
er and a success, or poor work.
er and a failure.
The devil never did me any harm
as long as l had sense enough to
say scat to him.
A man may be named George
Washington and yet be able to lie
like horse thief.
Time hies with the man who is
trying to do something and drags
slowly to the loafer.
A torpid liver is worse than the
high price of living, to put a gray
look upon the world.
If the iron in you is in reality
only pewter. it will melt at a very
moderate temperature.
AS the greatest needed reform.
hard work and tending to your own
business might be suggested.
II our beloved Governors upper
berth was made up right he would
not call that "uxtra" session.
l neve- made business deal or
a dollar yet by looking at new
moon over my right shollder.
Grand Junction has a lady under
taker None of that for me-
should wake up. no matter how long
dead
lot of people have the motto
DC IT now hanging up. Don't do
il now or any other time unless its
right.
number of Colorado statesmen.
so-called. would shine as muckers in
mine. A dog trimmed up to look
like lion is not a lion.
A large per cent of Colorado's
political reformers are like a fire
cracker or the inside of n boiler
factory-mostly all noise.
The serpent had hard scrap
with Eve. but Adam. the lobster:
tumbled like a snow slide coming
down the mountains. and 1t has been
that way ever since.
Do not expect any man or woman
to be without faults. for the chances
are you have a few yourself. The
rosiest persimmon that ever grew
had nasty pucker.
Many society pug dog would
swap his embroidered blanket for
frolic with the gutter pups and
a bediamoned dame give riches for
tomorrow of love and peace and
contentment.
We can't all be trust magnates
and bank presidents. There has to
be hewers of wood and drivers of
water wagons. whose work is just
as necessary as leading society
grand march.
What picnic Honest John will
have with that uxtra session on his
hands-just like woman rails
ing half a dozen unruly children;
1t will be wonder If he escapes
the Pueblo woozy factory.
Ouray and every other community
has few old fossils with moss on
their backs an inch long feel
sorry for them as do for the mum
mics over around Mancos. who
haven't had any fun for thousand
years.
Ex-Governor Alva Adams says
Judge Ben b. Lindsey is a liar. He
might have added that he was also
the most monumental egotist that
ever frothed at the mouth since
Colorado emerged from the territor-
ial incubator.
The only solution for high food
prices is for many thousands of men
to get out of the cities and on the
farms. thus becoming producers in
stead of consumers. Every time a
boy leaves the farm and goes to the
city there is one more non-produ-
cling consumer. There are 10000 in
surance agents in Colorado alone,
but our farmers cannot get help.
Back to the soil must be the slogan.
man once wallowed in limber-
ser cheese and a neighbor who got
Whit of him said that he was dead
and did not know 1t. This story al
ways reminds me of Tom Patterson.
l have always contended for an
e-hour work day for labor, inclu-
ding my own employees. and ed
twelve hours a day myself all my
life. and do yet. Those who accom-