The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-03-25

A young woman leading . small boy en-
tered well filled car. and az the child
climbed TO HE seat and got on has knees "a
look out the window his feet left dusty
marks On the dress % the woman in the
next seat. who promptly looked daRgerS
az the newcomer
$50 sorry said the mother politely
use this
+ She opened her handbag and offered a
sman whiskbToom.
What a clever idea aid the first
whi-ked On the dust
1T goes with the child calmly OK
planned the mother.
Many chewing gum slot machines have
heen fitted up with new mirrors.
'Iomplaints poured in in such volume
that the company Just had To do a little
spring housekeeping. said a man. Ma
Chtns-s that won work aud gum that has
1 los, Iis favor are accepted uncompiain-
ingly hy the public. bat Just let the mir
rOrS get so spptissl and splDtCh,Sl that the
women cant see themselves and there
arises "A howl that could arouse IN. NEST
lrckn datSiCil firm in New York a. action.
i don't have ~ take my haby - a day
nursery when ! 90 shopping now. said
a young mstrpn who recently moved "a
Tia rlem. I lu~t wheel him down "a l?5th
street and cheek him. gOCaTt aud all. IA
front of une II the deps ~ rueht stores. !
usually check him AZ Blanks, for they
have the dearest. most fatherly man Ut ~
Ia take care ~ the tables. II you have a
bottle ~ milk IN the cart the man will feed
the hahy II he gets restless and Won can
safely go away for two or three hours
OF course Won are Suppressed To hay where
YOU check your baby hut they don't sly
4 tFar hS
haby thee One bright day last week
NY hahy was one ~ twenty-five for Shich
Blanks attendant wRs caring
4 dispute arose the other day on the
Bowery near Grand street between an
Italian vender oT chalk st1tuary and
man under the influence oG liquor. while
the Italian was trying to sell his wares.
His stock consist ed of husts Of great
men. WsShinzi N. Lincoln. Grant, Carl
haldi and numerous Others. Garihaldi' s
memory was dear To him, because u was
that famous mans bust which he fondled
and held out 20 the passing public Along
came the Inehriats with a perCeptihle
staggcr
"Want1 bay G1r'b7ldi vera fine. goods
ia man. Chsap'- 1u"ri'd the vendsr and
showing tho - rua
All To- hell with your Garibaldi'" was
The reply. and with sweep of his arm
hand - tho sidewalk
"Corpo III bacoN'" shouted the Dedler
enragFd. and not to Ne outdone he picked
mp two statues ~ Washington. which he
dashed O. the ground ~ the feet II his
inS'Ilter shouting a. he did ~:
Goa IN he'll you George ia Wash
Wasn't that ran who rust went out
with twenty rounds 81 rice the sexton Of
the church IN the newt hlock?- asked the
cusi0m~-
Yes said the grocer. He bought
IN" r,re tn thrn~ after Wedding partiee
lots of young folks that come tn that
church 10 be married ire 81 nervous that
they forget all about the rice and their
friends forget all alC'I; u until " is too
haze Then they regret their ShortsiS GIFTED
ness The preacher and the sexton have
concluded 10 remedy that They will
keep yi"e On hand ~ that any Wedding
par'- that neSlects IN bring rice ~ its
own has only - saw - and IL will be pro
vidrd
II Was a hard thing ,o account for The
ladv didnt have the dog on a leash. yc'
ne didn't r-ln awav. lndeed he seemed
- 20 very familiar With his ni-trrss's
ski-ts. and cnc~ IN while. a. - waRred
his tail there would zone a fASh ~ her
ankles The reason vas plain when yOu
~ me- No even With her Tho nirkclled
nlate on his COllAr had clasp ~ IT, and
the clasp vas fastened tightly 30 the
hem ~ h"r skirt II vas SIMPLY a n~~
Wv Il leading a pet doc. This was On
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