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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29

The republican campaign text book
contains liberal quotations from the
speeches OF President Taft, Vice Pres
ident Sherman and Congressman Nc
Kinley. Boutell, Fordney, Tawney and
Londenslager, but studiousry avoids
the utterances of such good republi-
cans as Senators Dolliver, Bristow, La
Toilette and Cummins. 1t is obvious
that if the insurgents wish to be rep
resented in the coming campaign they
will have to get out text book all
their own.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29
Cancer of
The Stomach

is the direct result of dyspepsia-neg-
lected. For months previous to the
development of this dreaded and FA-
TAI disease CANCER OF THE
STOMACH-the patient suffers from
serious impairment of appetite-with
frequent attacks of gestion-with
a gnawing, cutting pain in the
stomach, etc Then follows great loss
of weight and streugth-and general
decline. AS the disease progresses,
vomiting IS frequent, accompanied by
blood, and in the advanced stages.
food cannot be retained in the ston-
ach at all. Finally-death comes as glad relief.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29
Tha ChiId WonderfuI.

The Child Wonderful.
Willie was a wonder
Yes. you must agree
For a baby under
Four and Just past three.
In the public places
He could speak and sing,
Going through his PAGES
Just like anything.
Without hesitation
Ohhand he could spell
Words like reservation.
Wasn't that quite wellf
Picture books he'd rife
With alarming speed.
Help him just a trifie.
He could almost read.
Though he made a racko4
Playing on the floor.
Never soiled his jacket
Or his pinafore.
Cunning little codger.
OF such good intent.
But an artful dodger
When on mischief bent.
Did the honors nicely:
Never fibbed in fun.
Told the truth precisely
Like g. Washington.
Never made a blundef.
Wonder how I know
That he was a wonder?
Daddie told me so.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29
Sept. 90 in American
History

1Sl3-AntiIcdn ,i,'rI-> dli,.er General
William Henry Harrison recaptur-
ed Detroit from the British.
1S67-The Emperor Macmillan shot
at Queretaro by order of the Mex
lean government.
1S13-Admiral John Ancrum Winslow,
q. S. N. hero of the Kearsarge-
Alabama fight, died; born 1911.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29
A Man of iron Nerve.

Indomitable will and tremendous en-.
ergy are never found where stomach,
liver, kidneys and bowels are out OF
order. If you want these qualities and
the success they bring, use DR.. Kings
New Life Pills, the matchless regulat-
ors, for keen brain and strong body.
Twenty-Five cents at all druggists
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29

Str Ernest Cassel, the English finan-
cier, and a close friend of the late
King Edward, has arranged to esta6-
lish foundation of 100000, the in
come from which is to be used for
the benefit of poor Germans seeking
employment in England and poor
British subjects seeking work in Ger
many, who are without money for their
SUPPORT
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29
Cute Willie

"You must take your medicine, VII
Iie."
"wiu you do something for me Hrst,
papa" -
Eyes"
Honest? Cross your heart"
Eyes; what is itF "A
"You take II, papa" laSaJ
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29

Then, after Colonel Roosevelt had
won the control of the republican ma,
chinery in New York by fiery insur-
gency, he astounded his followers by
straddling the platform. Oh, Teddy
is something of a politician, all right.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29
Getting Educated.

Getting Educated.
mildred is working so hard.
"What is she doingP
"Going to boarding school"
Specializing"
eyes"
"What in"
Anything that is entirely useless"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29
How He Felt.

How He Felt.
I'm a little hazy
on the rules" said
the new member
who had just been
turned down.
What is II You
want to know p
asked the chair
man.
SIS 1t good par
liamentary law 10
lick the speaker?"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29
onita q RaaemhIanoa.

Quite a Resemblance.
you have Travelled a great deal, you
sayT"
eyes, ma'am; I've been over most OF
de country" replied Sleepy Dan.
where do you admire the sceneryT
'It all looks about alike to me-"
Impossible. Surely some 10 more
charming than others"
ct hadn't noticed, ma'am. You see,
de inside OF box cars is about de same
east and west"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29

That woman of 81 entering college
does much to encourage the girls of
81 to appreciate the value of knowl-
edge.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29

You Are Right.
"What is the smart set?"
1.-The smart set my boyr
Eyes"
"WelI. in the light of present devel-
opments, | should hazard that the
smart set is the set that can't pay ita
grocery bills"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29

Let no side issue divert your thought
from the main thing. The fight is with
gamblers and open and defiant law
lessness. Fight 1t out on that line.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29

A New York man shook pepper into
his soup and then was seized with a
fit of sneezing that killed him. Now
the question is, did the restaurant
keeper make his heirs pay for the
soup?
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29

The New York state republican con-
vention was an exhibition of brotherly
hatred the like of which has never
been equalled since the Grant third
term ruction.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29

The way TO put down lawlessness is
to screw your courage to the sticking
point, and there can be no such word
as fail
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29

Chance For Heroism.
Adorer (anxiously)-What did your
father say? Sweet Girl-Oh. he got
so angry l was afraid to stay and lis
ten. He's in a perfectly terrible rage.
Go in and appease him
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29

Over in the Empire state a dark
cloud settled over Sunny JIM and
has obscured the sun
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea

Is especially valuable In averting this dreadful
affection. II accomplishes this by preventing and
correcting early dyspeptic conditions. HOLSTER
Rocky Mountain Tee is sold by ali druggists-5sc a
package-making los cups of health giving herb
medicine
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29
Exact Language.

They say OF a sailor. He follows the
sea-"
Describing his life so romantic and free.
Will they say to keep language exActinS
and square
OF the flying craft man that he follows
the ARP
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29
Regret.

Regret.
This reign Of graft is awful"
awful. indeed"
''Simply awful
awful that there is so much going
and can't get in on any"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29

Is it really possible that the Belt
line is to be permitted to ffzzle out?
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29
Evident,

"She has a secret sorrow"
HAS she?"
"Yes."
"How do you known
"Why, she talks about 1t oil the
time"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29
HuInOr and
Philosophy
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
By DUNCAN ~. SMITH

NOTHING irr1tates a young man
more than finding that his father
is too big a fool to take his sons ad-
vice.
The busy bee may be the emblem of
industry, but the busy mosquito gets
more press notices.
Being your brothers keeper is no
soft snap when the bill collector is on
bis trail.
A good Imagination and a bad mem
DRY make the owner do some pictur-
esQue work when he starts out to lie.
Too many men take the automobile
route to the bankruptcy court
If other people were only as careful
of our rights as we are 1t would much
add to our income.
The self satisfied mRn may be hap
by, but he often tempts his friend into
q murderous frame OF mind.
A bigger man about helps o badman
wonderfully in holding his temper.
Reform has to take frequent vaca-
lions to keep up fits health, but vice is
on the job twenty-fopr hours In the
day. 7.e.k..
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29

If other people were only as careful
of our rights as we are 1t would much
add to our income.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29

Too many men take the automobile
route to the bankruptcy court
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29

The busy bee may be the emblem of
industry, but the busy mosquito gets
more press notices.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29

A good Imagination and a bad mem
DRY make the owner do some pictur-
esque work when he starts out to lie.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29

The self satisfied mRn may DO hap
py, but he often tempt5 his friend into
q murderous frame OF mind.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29

Being your brothers keeper is no
soft snap when the bill collector is on
bis trail.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29
THE ARGUS.

BY THE ). w. POTTER CO.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-29

A bigger man about helps o bad man
wonderfully in holding his temper.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1910-04-21
@pnt 8iihertiid.

9ie ioe6en erl6ieneue April@ @ausgabe
Der nSeutlden 9ausfraI" bon WliI~
ipaufee. Sis., lit in Ger Mus5tatt,ina fo=
tpobl ipie i'm Srr6alt cine tief bur6baflte,
tparm empfllnbene Sriiblinssz zga,m,,ner.
56on bns dlbere Sitelblatt nit Dem reis
5erlben 8iloe Der ,ainoer am Stranbe"
mutbet ber5geipinneno an. Gont ssnbalt
beben mir berppr: ben intereIiautcn,
reid iIlultrirteu Mrtifel, iiber Sremert
uno 8remerbaben bon Srnu 2inbuere
Naned Sie 5ugletd) lebrreif uno ur>
terbaltenb gei6rtebene Rlaubere; iiber
&anarienboeels 2ebeu llnb 3ucbt. Ste
rei5enbe 8al5erzIrie r9ie Na9tienl"
ans Der Sperette r9ie Sirolerin"'. Yon
ben gr5dbllineen. ipelde Die 36 Geiten
itnrfe Summer bringt, eripdbnen mir
nWein' Sdipeiter", eine prd1tige gr@
Sdblung aug benz 2eben bon Mnton Mnz
brea nnb Die Sortlebuns BEG irtereiiai,z
ten No,nans Ser Sbnlmeiter bon
&linferberg", bon 2ui1e 8eitfird. Sir
Die &leinen linb fpieber einc alleriiebite
Gr5dblung unb rei5enbe 5piele rprgeIe<
ben. 9ie SnnItrirte gbronif bringt ald6
biel 3eiteert,dBes l1nb Snterei1antes a,ts
ner11iebenen @elttbeiIen. Serner bietet
bie gsin,mer cine rei5e SiiIle bon Mnz
tpeiiunsen unb praftif6en gatbibldgeu
fir 9nus linb Serb. Iebrreid]e, er3ieIez
ride unb eeiunbbeitlidbe @infe, 0aatbz
I6Idge fir Sralens nnb &inDcrntoben,
aIIerlei fir @ehid5ts nnb Qieoerfreunoe
unD einen reib1nltigen. interciiattten
|Brieffniten aRit elmer Summer tuic oies
fer, 5teIlt iih .Die Dent1dc 6auSfrnu1
WiIfpdufee, @is., ben hciten i.ls un6
aislGnoiiden 3eitldriften an ssnboIt
ebenbiirtia an bic Sctte.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1910-04-21

2eoben. GIr3licb lit i'm Rob=
lenberstperfe in 5eegrnben BEL Geo.
Bel beim Nbbaden zines Iogenannten
Htegels elm Sbeil bes Sto0ens eins
eefiirat. Sierbei puroe ein Irbeis
ter bon ben Gromdfen peri4iittet.
Rdb ldnseren angeitrensten Nrbei=
ten purbe Der 8eri6iittete als 2eihe
eeborgen. Gr bieB Domtnitu Rrain5,
mar 27 Sabre aft unb lebig.
2ins. - 5ier eridoB ii9 auf of
fener @traBe in Der Ndbe oes 5rieo=
hofes Der Maior 5. 3. Rarl DieGer
aus unbetannter urIahe. gr tpdr
81 Sabre alt uno binterldBt eins
Satin unb stpei unperiorste Rin0er.
8osen. - Nd9It 8arbian ipur=
Oe ber Sanbperfsmann paul 9off=
mann aus 9roBmobnau. Rreis
Sbtpeibnis, abseitiir5t toot aufse=
funoen.
Sreie Sfdote.
2ubed. - Our6 umihlagen etz
nes Nutomobils uuf elmer i9arfen
Wegturpe erlitten Die SnIafen, @rob=
taufmann &ublano 5antbnrs lno
&aufmann Wfiiller 6amburg, iebr
i9tpere tnnere uno GuBere 8erlesunz
gen, IooaB 1ie in Elm 8rantenbaus ge=
brc9t tperOen muBten.
aSuxsmBurg.
9iffer6tngen. IS per=
ungliidte i'm bieiisen Werfe ser 1s
Sabre alte Irbeitsr gbriItopb 2ose=
ling. Gr puroe 5tptI6en Sipei Rra=
nen eingefIemmt, ipobei ism 5eioe
8eine oermalmt tpuroen. gr oer=
f9ieb ain ielben Sage.
51weta.
9ern. - Sier farb nah LANCER
8rantbeit i'm 2llter BON As sSabren
Maior Daltber 5rante, Setretdr oes
Sberini itruttors Der Snfanterte, frii=
Der Snitruttor Bel Der 3. SiDtlton.
8elltnsona. - Ser Stredenz
urbetter SriB Ggger, 21 Sabre alt.
sebiirtig aus Dem aanton @larus,
itiir5te Stptiden sltrolo uno 5aibo 40
Maeter ttef ab in einen S9aat uno
mar auf Der Stelle toot.
3iirtd.-Der 8erlas Ser vOeut=
f9en Nlpen5eituns" in Miirden bat
oen bisberisen W2itarbeiter @rnt 8it=
tor Sobler in @4iers gum ihpeiae=
riiden Reoufteur Ser ,0eutT9en Ml=
pen5eituns" ernannt.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1910-04-21
OrosnDnrg.

Slbenbure. Der gpmnu:
iiali6iiler 5rib 9arms brad bein
S4littfdublaufen auf Der 9unt'
bur9 bas Sis unb ertranf.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1910-04-21

@eburts!elt. Die Subilarin lit bic dlz
telte Sruu unierer Staot.
aomisrei6 2snrttemsers.
Stuttgart. Ser in ne:ten
8reiIen betannte" uno gsiddBte Srz
thopGoe Meoi3inalratb Or. b. Rotb
lit i'm Ilter pon 80 Sabren geitorz
ben.
0eggingen. Gs ftel oas
215=iGbriqe G0bnden Der 5amtlie
9pGt6, 0reber, tpd3reno zines unbez
padten Qu9sntlids in Den 5tlstanal
! unb ertrant.
Sreuben nfabt. - Der so
Sabre alte Solabauer Gbriitian Nrm=
bruItsr tpuroe beim 6oI5fdlen in Ser
Mbt6eilung aienberg BON einem
5tumm am 8opfe 10 idtper setrofz
fen, oub er bulb Oarauf toot mar.
8Dppingen. - OeS 25jd6z
rige Sublldum ais Strhenoor1teber
Ser tsraelitil6en @emeinOe besins
sSabrifant uno 9emetnoeratb Gu
muel 5leii6er.
9rok9ersost6um 9aoen.
RurGsrube. 8adofenbuuz
meifer Sean @taud, elm peit iiber
Oie @ren5en Ser 5taot binaus BE-
fainter @ei6dftsmann, lit ua9 lam
gem ihperen 2eiOen geitcrben.
Der SO Sabre alte 5dirrmam
6ermann 30ller aus untersromba9
fam auf Dem Riippurrer gabniiber=
gang our6 ei9enes 8eriaulSen un=
ter einen @ilsiiter5us unO nuroe TO-
fort aet0otet.
8aben 8uben. - Sn Der
Ra6t bru9 bier auf benz Mnnaberg in
Ser our Wirt6I6aft v8arlshof" gebOz
risen S6euer Seuer aus. Oas Sc
bduoe ipuroe elm Haub ser Slammen.
8elIingen. Oas Ooppelz
tppbnbaus bes Signalndrters MlFreo
60ierlin uno oes 2anblpirtbs Nnton
S4le4t sins in Slammen auf.
eltae. Sotprtngea.
StruBburg.-Gs Gs erfolate bic
8erfiinoigung oes urtbeils i'm Sal
iderpro5eb alui6at. Ri9aro aluz
idat erbdlt cine Sc geIammtsefdnsnt
itrafe bon bier Sabren, 5ritI9 sine
lolAe ben feds Monaten unb 8oper
ipurOe nit einem Wlonat @efdngniB
beitraft.
81 6neiler. - Wieoer fam
es nah Der Gpnstrit Mu iterung sl
ser ii5iiden S9ldserei, pobei Elm
Nrbeiter NIT Namen gpting Don
einem aonsfrit Mausolo oerart nit
einem Stode auf ben aopf eeIdla=
gen tpuroe, bab er beiinnunsslos
blieb uno niGht gum 8etprBtIein fam,
mas einen iebr bebentlihen Musgans
obnen ldBt. Der Sbdter tpurbe perz
Aaftet.
@efferrei6- ytmsarn
Wten. 6err g0uarS Urban,
9aupttuiiirer Der Sonau Oampf=
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., feierte iein 4O=
idbrises 9ienitiubildum. Nus bieiem
QlnlaB fanb ii9 ser selammte Beam
tenfDrper Der Sauptasentie in oem
nit Shiffsemblemen uno 8lumen
gei9miidten Buredu oes Subilars
etn, Inn feline 9liidpiinIhe oarauz
bringen.
5Dnntngen. Nus benz Der
@rdfin Welterbolo eebSrigen @9loIs
fe Mrenfels tpurben 59mudidhen
enttpenoet, Die, tpie Bis iebt fe5tge=
itent lit, einen Mertb BON mebr ais
100000 &ronen reprdientiren.
Snnsbrud. 9on bier lit felt
ben, 10. Jebruar ser % Sabre alte
9o6fdiiler Der llniberiitdt 9beooor
alin3ad aus MGhrifd=Ofruu abgGns
gig. Der in lebter 3eit Mn3eihen pon
Ghpermuth aeiQte.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1910-04-21
aug Weasenrpoe erfannt


trdgeT percen rluB.e.
8iebenfopf. Muf ser gbars
lottenbiitte Bel Nieoeridelben fiel Der
g(rbeiter H0brig in einen 25 Dieter
tiefen 5haht auF einen Robrenpaeen.
Gr itarb balb oarauf.
g0nieret6 Sa6feH.
DRESDEN. &iirali6 lit bier
in ietner Wo5nung, parfHrabe Hr.
8, 5srr geb. Sinan5ratb ". .. Or.
Sns. Sans s. sSende i'm CT. aebensz
jabre einem 5er5i6lage erlesen.
Nue. Sn glauentbal BEL 9(ue
!puroe in Ser 8odau Der 5teinbruhs=
arbeiter aun5mann aug Sofa tobt
aufgefunhen. gr 1T jebenfdns in ser
Ounfelbeit i6er oas geldnoer oes
Slufes seltiir5t.
g6em B. Son breiae6n su
1aitnadt 1860 Eel Der Weherinnung
in gbelnntb Meilter @eporbenen mar
ss Ben 5erren 8uitap gbolpb &iibn,
Gonaro $. 8iebpes unb acrl Sttoz
mar 5unser perg0nnt, ibr 5Ojd5rt=
ses Meiiteriu6ildum gu feiern.
Oeu n.-Oer &aufmann Rarl
@lnin 2tnfe in Oeuben bat iib aus
leiner Wobnung entfernt unb lit 3u
permutben, Dab oerIelbe um6erirr!
ooer fi6 elm 2eio 5ugefiigt bat.
Gders sOpr - Dem S6ulfna=
ben Otto Wtnp Grler in GdersoorF
lpur6e fir Hettung zines &naben bonn
5ooe bes grtrtnfens in ser Meiberib
in Sainsberg eine 8etbbeto9rtung Be-
niuist.
4Segen-Qe:maaaf.
0armFabt. - 6err Obergdrtz
ner Wilbelm Meber begins bas SSeit
ieiner 25jd6rigen. ununterbro9enen
5bdti9teit in Der @drtnerei bon
grnf Shuls bier.
8abebauien. Ser Ober=
babn6ofsporiteber 5liigel, tpelder ii9
am %. Sebruar in Der 9eiprens er=
trdnfte uno Ieit6er tpegen Dem 6oh=
tpufer ntdt eefunoen lperoen tonnte,
ntrbe 5ei Surresbauien in Ser HGbe
elmer Mii6le aus Dem WaRer se[dnz
0et.
8ab gaubetm. - Ser Saz
ltnenamtsoiener Seiffert bat iia err
ihofen. Ser 9runb CUR unlelisen
Shat lit cine 8rant6eit.
!aouisret& 2satern.
so in DIEM Der g6artutier 8.
petb, Elm in petteren &reiien betann=
ter 9ef6Gftsmann, Ser erit i'm 4lter
bpn 81 Sabren fanb, tpurOe in ieiz
mem 9eI4dft t0otli6 bonn Ser5ldlag
getroffen.
4uqsburg.- DIS mut6mdbltz
der M0roer Der gduernto9ter 8renz
ner ppn gimberg tpuroe in 9onauz
tpDrtb Elm @rbarbetter Namens 9irI6
nerhaftet.
ga BEN u1en. - Die 2et6e
bes felt 27. 5ebruar abgdnsigen
Observation-Disclosures Sliisel bon
8abenbauien puroe BEL Der Stodz
tdbter Miible aus Der Gnoipren5 gez
5cqen.
3ulm b a If. - Der Malafabrtfz
feiiber 8arl gbrifen tpurben bon eli
mem Ser5Ihlag betroffen, an beFen
Solsen Der in ser 8liitbe Der Sabre
itepnOe Mann na9 tpenigen Minuz
ten beritarb.
2a genlauba Sber : q in.
9ter itiir3te Ser nit Heparaturarz
beiten auf Sem Da9e Der pfarrei be-
fddftiste Gadoedern,siiter 3obert
Junfe aus betrd6tli6er 9Dbs a5 uno
brad bas 9enid.
Niirnberg. = gs tpurbe in etz
ner 0eriummlung Der 3abntedniter
Tr. S9ipino bonn S9lage geriihrt,
als er eben als aaflirer ipieoersemablt
tperben 1ollte.
8er9 ing. - Sm Steiner ihen
8ergbruG Bel 8eraung gerietb elm
22iG6riger 9(rbeiter unter einen
Rolltpagen uno erlitt tOotlide 8erz
leBungen.
Dtngolfing.- Sn elmer aies=
CRUDE Bel Brudmiible Bel &etssa4
tpurben Der 17idbrige WegmafFrsz
fobn 8el5 unO Der oerbeirathete Sag
lDbner 9lnton Sapel bon Heisba4
burh &iesmaHen beri4iittet uno
fonnten nur als 2eiden ge6orsen
treroen.
2s6etnpfars.
n, N ~ =
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36etmpfab.

Sci ir6 bud. - Inter Mntbeil Ser
sefamnten 8epolferung feierten in
Gtr9bu9 Sic gltern hes 0ortieen
2ebrers Deder in geiitiger unb for
perlidel 5rifde ibr soloenes 9o4=
aeitsiubildum.
2anb itubl. - nnldnait feierte
8aru9 Weis, elmer Der dlteiten 8iirz
ger Der pfals, iein SO. Geburtstdgsz
feit. srpB ieines boben Mlters madt
er jeben Sag ieinen Spa5iergang unb
rauht feline Sabatpfeife.
Qinbau. Die 5hfpieserEut@
ter oes gnhbdnblers Stettner, s5rau
Wripatiere Nesina 9elmensborfer,
feierte in, beitem WObllein ibr so.
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8roptns S@leRen.

8eutben. Gs itiir3te auf Der
Gerbinanbgrube Bel 8ogutf9iib Der
8ersmann 3arof in ben GDrber<
fha9t unb tpurbe nit serfdmetterten
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Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1910-04-21
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The Detroit times., 1910-03-29
A PHILOSOPHIC PHANTASM

On May IS. 1858. an Epicurean. a
stole, a Skeptic and Christian were
eating together at table In Leip.
sic restaurant Their conversation
naturally turned upon comets, since.
20 years before. a distinguished scien.
tist named HALEY had predicted that
on that very day mighty comet s
tail would envelop the earth and, like
enough. put an end TO things.
Il think" said the Epicurean, that
We should In this dread hour eat
drink and be merry with extraordin-
AIRY gusto. We Epicureans hold that
the object in life is the pursuit or
pleasure. Everything is atomic. Every
thing is composed OF atoms endued
with gravity and mobility. Here. then.
is bowl TO the gods OF the Greeks!
Since they. too. are atomic. We can
leave the future &c them "a safely as
10 anything else. Drink TO the craven
images"
Very good" said the Stole, raising
his glass OF Wudbeiser. since we can
not stop the earth or tie up the tail
OF Haliey's comet, and have nothing 20
do with arranging our hereafter. let's
drink"
But" said the Skeptic. I'VE know
nothing about anything much Why
get excited? The important particn-
lars OF the Great Scheme OF Life have
been kept from-us Our Christian
friends God may have made this earth
and filed II with animate creations as
no other planet. only to wipe II all out
with comets meteors or its noxlous
gases. We don't know. Some OF our
greatest scientists say II is possible
Really the death OF little planet like
The Detroit times., 1910-03-29
'RAH FOR 'EMl

Hitherto. endeavors TO SO arrange
our domestic zodiac that both our
shirts wouldn't get into the wash
simultaneously, or Whereabouts, and
10 prevent the laundry man imposing
on US a No. 81 collar when our size
IL IA. have constituted about all our
interest IN fashions. But we have
Just run across a fashion note that
deeply and extraordinarily stirs our
plebian soul.
This fashion note Is to the effect
that women's dresses are TO be worn
shorter, some four OF Ave inches
above the shoe soles.
Patriotism prompts us TO run the
risk OF being called @cotquean by
saying that all the dear women should
20 In for this new style with eyes
shut and mouths open, metaphorically
speaking.
There is nothing that so arouses
disgust (masculine) as to see an
otherwise apparently sensible woman
sweeping muddy streets or stirring up
and circulating the tuberculosis
The Detroit times., 1910-03-29

The rector OF Barton-Seagrave has
attracted some attention by his neat
but not gaudy almanac for 1910.
The rector Is the spiritual shepherd
OF the flock OF the Established Church
OF England. and is one OF the success
sors In the long line OF men who. be-
ginning with the original twelve dis
ciples. have taught the gospel OF
Christ 10 mankind.
In his almanac the rector says. un.
der the month OF January: This
month you must choose between
Lloyd George on the one hand and God
and our constitution. God and the
British tar. God and our grenadiers.
etc. etc.