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The Detroit times., 1910-05-06

Jim Dodson got funny present
from his wife fer his birthday. II wuz
a huntin' case watch. An Jim is a
teller who never cared bit ter go
huntin."
The human body is SO per cent
water.
Some people can't air their views
without starting a cyclone.
or 500 school children of Ludlow.
Mass. between the ages OF and To-
only 10 had toothbrushes.
she1 Will champagne bleach peo-
pies hair?
He: I'VE seen people made light
headed with it,
Examination OF the teeth OF l57 ,36l
school children shows that SO per
cent have diseased teeth, says Prof.
lessen of Strassburg.
Many a 3O-cent-fellow can make a
noise like dollar on Saturday night.
What Is your friends name?' in
CURED she after they had passed him
on the street.
His name is Board. -
Dear me. mes so thin, ! thought he
was only splinter" was her heartless
comment
The most common form OF color
blindness Is inability to perceive red
as such.
Colonel" said the visitor 10 Corn
Vile. how much liquor can you put
away"
That's hardly a fair question" an
swered Col Souse The supply is at
times quite limited, quite limited
sab
Nine Reianes name Is really Reju
She selected her stage name out OF
a number that she prepared and shook
up III a hat. drawing out the one that
she adopted.
you have TO be careful with this
hair grower" said the barber, wrap
ping up the bottle.
Why" asked the man, who had
been induced 20 buy IL.
Because got some Of IL on a bill
lizard bail the other day. and grew SC
much hair on il that IL was of nc
earthly use.
In Spain the employer must pay
the workman injured at his work one
half his usual wages. or II permanent
| I.H Nc
What happens 10 liars when they
dic?" schoolmaster querried.
They will lie still" was the re
Spouse of bright pupil.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-06

Whenever man obtains new
triumph over nature he pays for It.
Destiny extends no credit is cash
on the nail.
The airship has titivated mans van
ity as nothing in the way OF invention
has done for centuries, If ever. At
last man equals the bird The last
Of the elements has yielded TO his
dominion. He is literally monarch Of
all he surveys
Here's your check" says Fate.
PAY as you go up
And man PAYS
Lielenthal paid Selfridge paid. The
roll OF those who have paid with their
lives is terrific when one considers the
shortness of the time during which
we have been navigating the air and
the small number Of aviators.
Turning turtle, dashing conclusions
against obstacles in tempests. break
ing machinery, minute errors in tudg-
mental these take their toll In a
business in which stumble is death.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-06
Taft's Appointments and
His High Regard for the
Supreme Court Don't Jibe
Philip Drunk May Need Philip
Sober, But How About a Philip
Sober at the Mercy OF
Philip Drunk on An
other Brand.

United government but
the best they impose limitations upon hnTe so
na,ona pohes ugn certain YES nI. INA. we're not
necessary wisdom and mat u9n:
only Philip drunk, phlip =. ...,,,t,.
branch an ese'u. branch and j0a nfn ana burs 70 be-
established BY congress certain powers which INTERPRETERS 1y ~
the WORLD That court constituted to preserve the n 81 me seq
IN the heat Of emotion or ennpoa eeoo sy enasa sen
supreme the United States IS the
The speech apparently aimed at Bryan Bryan
a demagogue by
body polite founded
upon quite principles their relation
regarded Tats Office
strong protest against seating Hughes
upon the
And the which that
Bryan Hughes corporation
President Taft the danger harmng themselves through
emotion The league Mr. Bryan maintains that Hughes
with corporate leanngs bench there also
possibility hwang SANE impulses and the de-
mands of the PEOPLE of the people by the people and
for the people.
The supreme conceived solely for the
the people rom themselves Taft tells
Its responsibility includes the saving the people from their
enemies of popular government.
people quite likely upon appeal justice
the sympathy corporations that demand for the
midst elaboration
wisdom
The people quite likely
that Philip drunk yet might Philip just
drunk though upon different brand.
president goes length defining system government
perfected judiciary drawing the down
incumbent him place the bench of the highest
the people from committing social suicide
regards highest and sacred function that he has
had to perform
If that the President Taft really feels about it
country his appointment
vacancy Private Car Luon which attachment
responsible the he has always received from
n of his comfort while awheel.
if this such high and sacred function the of the pres
people of the president of THE people Mr. Taft could have
deeper appreciation such relation the president the
people appointment other than Hughes their
the highest tribunal of the land
Having defended
everybody else the regular his administration
everything else duly regular Mr. Taft has defend
the side of capital and the
The Detroit times., 1910-05-06

Without courage men
have hesitated - and
lost when on the
verge OF success.
Let's onsi er a
present example Of
simule but impressive
rea. courage-Weston
Here we have a man
OF seventy-two years
who blithely sets out
10 walk across this
continent in ninety
days, starting on the
appalling Journey only
a few weeks after he
made the same trip in
the opposite direction
In a trifle over one
hundred days.
On his foot journey
he encountered terrific
difficulties. Rains and
tornadoes beset him,
and In the southwest
The Detroit times., 1910-05-06
GROWS BITTER AS HE
DENOUNCES HIS ENEMIES
Secretary 5sllinger Defies Anyone TO
Prove He Has Not Lived Up 70
His Trust.


WASHINGTON. May 6.-The first
direct attack upon former CHIEF For
ester Clifford Pinchot by Secretary
Ballinger was made yesterday after
noon when Ballinger. tostifying be-
fore the congressional investigating
committee, launched into a severe
criticism OF Pinchots system which
he called THE land grab policy
Since Pinchot's dismissal he SAID
Secretary OF Agriculture Wilson has
reversed Pinchots rulings by restor
ing TO entry 4,000,000 acres OF farm
ing lands, formerly in forest reserves
He charged that Pinchot had taker
much land that never could be made
into forest land, and was not needed
for that purpose. In this connectiCI
he cited the Kansas reserve
II have lived up TO my trust.
defy anyone TO prove the contrary,
The Detroit times., 1910-05-06

We quote from President Tatt's
speech in ST. Louis in which ne de-
nounces as demsgogues and preachers
of can't, those who have criticized
his appointment Of Gov. Hughes to
the vacancy on the supreme court
bench:
This is government OF the people.
by the people and for the people
The constitution OF the United
States was made by the people OF the
The Detroit times., 1910-05-06

WV wv ~'N~ '
To the Editor OF The Times: have
read your paper for the past ten years
and I'M all that time have found II q
very satisfactory publication TO hav,
in the house, because OF it's clean
wholesome pages.
c. ". CRATSENBURG.
Ithaca, Mich, April 5, 1910.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-06
Should Women Want to Vote2
tAFFIRMATlvE.)
BY MRS. SOFIA L0EBINGER.
CLeadcr Of the Fighting Surragets)

Women must vote because modern
life. more complex than at any time
of human existence, demands II. Men,
The Detroit times., 1910-05-06

job old Broadwel planning mill But he's
tackle him
oh, don't mind right him him. He's quite
in he told
] him and h-
The Detroit times., 1910-05-06
COURAGE
BY \. Il. A.

accomplished
backe 10 by genuine
The Detroit times., 1910-05-06

Examination OF the teeth OF 1851
school children shows that SO per
cent have diseased teeth, says Prof
lessen of Strassburg.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-06

Shel Will champagne bleach peo-
pies hair?
He: I've seen people made light
headed with il,
The Detroit times., 1910-05-06
SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE.

'Not ISIS id a dinner
chips serted roulet table
The Detroit times., 1910-05-06

Many 30-cent-fellow can make a
noise like a dollar on Saturday night.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-06

or 500 school children of Ludlow.
Mass, between the ages or and To-
only Is had toothbrushes.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-06

Jim Dodson got a funny present
from his wife fer his birthday. 1t wuz
a huntin' case watch. An Jim is a
teller who never cared bit ter go
huntin'."
The Detroit times., 1910-05-06

Some people can't air their views
without starting cyclone.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-06

What Is your friends name?' in
ouircd she. after they had passed him
on the street
"Iis name is Board
Dear me. mes so thin, ! thought nc
was only splinter" was her heartless
comment.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-06

Anyhow. Tom Taggart can get up
an umbrella as quickly as the next
man.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-06

In Spain the employer must pay
the workman injured at his work one
half his usual wages. or II permanent
" disabled two years wages.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-06

The most common form OF color.
blindness Is inability TO perceive red
as such.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-06

Wonderful 10 relate the railroads
are going 10 try to take those raises
OF wages out OF raises in freight rates.
on with philanthrophy,
The Detroit times., 1910-05-06

What happens 10 liars when they
die?" n schoolmaster querried.
They will lie still" was the re-
spouse of bright pupil.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-06

The human body is SO per cent
water.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03
SOMETHING ABOUT MILLER.

Daily Oklahoman; Now comes Hen
ry J. Miller, deputy state game warden
in his chiefs office and formerly chief
enrolling clerk in the house of repre-.
sentatives, to say nothing Of his peda-
gogical experience and his skill as a
bond salesman, and asks to be sent to
the legislature from Grady county.
When Miller was boy in school a
few years ago he read Of an incident
wherein two boys on leaving school
as they shook hands to part each said
to the other: I'm meet you in CON
gress." That impressed Miller. and
when he finished school and started
for home, he said to one Of his school
mates: "Fll meet you in congress"
The other fellow may not get there,
but there's no telling what Grady
county win produce.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03
LIKE SOME OTHER EPITAPHs
Seeming Generosity Of Close Fsted
Old Man Had shrewd Purpose
Back of II.

Il was called in by close listed old
merchant the other day" a Boston
lawyer remarked, smiling. 'EIe wanteh
me to draw his will, and this | pro.
ceeded to do. following his verbal in.
struction. Presently he said:
" TO each and every clerk who has
been in my employ continuously for
ten years / give ten thousand dollars
This seemed like a considerable
sum to me and ventured a slight pro-
test, as he had number Of daughters
and his entire fortune was not large.
"'Oh, that's all right he said, with
a crooked little smile You know peo-
pie have always said that was close
and hard, and / want them to think
well of me when / am gone
~ was a little touched, and said
something, but he waved 1t aside and
we continued with the draft. When 1t
was finished and as / was about to
leave the Office, the old fellow smiled
again his crooked little smile.
"'About those ten thousand dollar
legacies, he said, there isn't clerk
in my place who has been with me
over two years-but 1t will look well
in the papers. The Green Bag.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03
CITIZENSHIP MORE IMPORTANT
THAN SYSTEM.

THE average good citizen must put
his shoulder to the wheel and keep II
there was the sentitious manner in
which Ambassador Bryce summed up
the remedy for inefficient government
in an address before the Knife and
Fork Club in Kansas City.
Mr.. Bryce was speaking Of our sys-
tenn Of making nominations for offices
and particularly of the primary
method.
What he said was not new; indeed
dozens Of men OF less learning have
said the same thing dozens of times,
but coming from a man who is recog-
nized as the highest authority on the
subject. the statement should carry
added force and bring home to us
more clearly truth to which we need
TO be awakened.
Mr.. Bryce is an Englishman, but
over quarter Of century ago be
made an exhaustive study Of Ameri-
can institutions and wrote s'The Amer
ican Commonwealth" book which
maintains its standing today as the
clearest most sympathetic and truest
exposition Of our government that has
ever been written.
In the address above mentioned. Mr..
Bryce declared that no system Of MAX
ing nominations would succeed I'M
less the citizens as a whole interested
themselves in making their viii pre-
vail and exercised constant vigilance.
Il is strange indeed that we should
need to be told truth which IS SO
elementary, but the fact that multi
tudes or so-called good citizens take
little more than passing interest in
primaries. seldom scruitinizing the
merits Of the candidates with the care
which is necessary for making an in
telligent selection. leaves no doubht
that we need to have Mr.. Bryce's OBJ
servations impressed upon US.
The statements made by Mr. Bryce
with reference 10 primaries may be
broadened and applied to every phase
OF our government. municipal. county.
state and national. We believe It can
be demonstrated that practically al
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03

I the governmental Ills which we suffer
can be traced 10 the indifference OF
the citizens. We are disposed TO be-
lieye when We have adopted a proper
system We have assured a good gov
ernment. We put too much stress
on the system and too little on the
citizenship. There is no system that
is worth the books in which 1t is writ
ten unless it has an intelligent, patri.
otic. yigilant citizenship back Of it.
Il isn't worth while to 90 on invent
ing new systems Of doing things I'M
less we are willing 10 -put our shoul-
ders to the wheel and keep them
there" as Mr.. Bryce has suggested.
There IS something in the system;
everything in the citizenship.
With citizens ever active in the
choice Of candidate in the primaries
and just as active in general cleo
tions; with citizens who keep in touch
with the administration of all gov
ernmental affairs and exert their in
fluence constantly to the end that the
affairs Of city, county, state and ma
tion may be carried on according to
the popular will-with such citizen
ship every evil that afflicts the body
polite could be speedily rooted out.
1t cannot be denied that we have
plenty Of bad citizens, but we have
more good ones The kind OF admin
istration which we receive reflects the
concensus Of opinion of those who ac-
lively participate in it. A fun express
sion of our citizenship would be over
whelmingly for honesty, justice and
efficiency. If we can arouse the in
different part Of our citizenship to
the performance of their full duty, the
problem of good government will be
solved.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03

That fellow Sam Blythe, who writes
such good @dope" for the Saturday
Evening Post thinks it was the CAPT
tai joke Of the age when Aldrich re-
Gently stood up in the presence OF
the President at a public meeting and
declared he was Mr.. Taft's humble
follower and would support his meas
ures eveiy time he had a chance to
cast vote. Having taken Mr.. Taft
into camp and hog-tied him to the
re-actionary program, the willy boss
could well afford to make a pretty
speech about him.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03

= cHlcKAsHA A SURE THING. =
> You are Just ike everybody :
= else =
= You are looking for sure :
= thing. ,
: That's perfectly natural and :
: we don't blame YOU for it, =
+ In fact, we commend you good =
= judgment. =
> A sure thing =
4 Sure that's what you're after y
= and here it is =
= Chickasha. +
= A town that is built on solid =
4 rock Of prosperity. 4
= A town that has never ceased =
= to grow and never win halt in =
= its onward march. +
= A town with a history OF +
= steady, substantial growth like =
= Chickasha cannot go backward; :
= it is bound to go forward. That >
= is why it is sure thing You =
= can't lose any money when you 4.
= invest in it. +
+ The growth of Chickasha in +
= the past has not been brought =
= about by any artificial causes; =
n it has been due to natural advan- I.
= tages and the general develop =
= ment Of the country. The same =
= causes will keep the wheels of +
= progress in motion. The develop =
= ment of this country has just be- =
= gun Without any unusual ele- +
= ments to affect it. the population =
= of the town should reach 10000 =
= within two years. With the re- +
: suits that can be achieved :
: through organized effort-the =
= Chamber of Commerce -you can =
+ add several more thousands to =
: that figure. =
= Chickasha is growing today. =
= Street car line is nearing compile +
4 tion. Great municipal improve =
y ments are under way: a magnifi- =
= cent college building is going up; =
= big cotton knitting mill will =
= soon be in operation; building in .
> progress everywhere. ~
= Enough -
= Chickasha is a sure thing :
= Better get wise now. +
= ++%+ +%&%%%@%+4
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03
Lion FondIes a Child.


In Pittsburg savage lion fondled the
hand that a child thrust into his cage
Danger to a child is sometimes great
when least regarded. Often it comes
through colds, Group and whooping
cough They slay thousands that DR..
Kings New Discovery could have
saved. "A few doses cured our baby
of a very bad case OF Group" writes
Mrs. George B. Davis, of Flat Rock, n.
G. we always give it to him when
he takes cold It's a wonderful medi-
cine for babies" Best for coughs,
colds, la grippe, asthma, hemorrhages,
weak lungs. Soc, $1O0. Trial bottle
free. Guaranteed by Brown & Co. DIV
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03
Plenty OF old papers for sale at the
0aily Express office. very cheap. r
A Mar wants % pIe

only when a lazy liver and sluggish
bowels cause frightful despondency
But Or. Kings New Life Pills expel
poisons from the svstem bring hope
and courage cure all liver, stomach
and kidney troubles; impart health and
vIgor 70 the weak. nervous and aillng-
Csc al Brown & Co.'S. DIV
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03
MUST BE LAVISH WITH TIPS
According to This, Extraordinary Gra-
tuitles Are Expected by New
York Walters.

We have the word of a New York
magistrate that his salary Of $1,000 a
year is scarcely big enough to enable
him to pay the expected tips at the
New York restaurants. The magis-
trate in question was called upon to
settle the matrimonial disputes of a
waiter and his wife. incidentally he
asked what pay the waiter received
and he was told 500 month. And
how much in tips 2" inquired the magis-
tTate. The waiter hesitated and final
iy confessed to SIS or $40 month.
you can't expect me to believe that, :"
said the court, for dine at Sherry's
often and / know that II a person
gives the waiter tip of less than one
dollar he is scowled at. One can't even
look at the head waiter without it cost
ing him FIVE dollars MY salary OF
$1,000 a year is scarcely big enough to
cover the expense of tips"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03
A REGULAR Tom Boy

was Susie--climbing trees and fences,
jumping bitches. whiting, always get
ting scratches. cuts. sprains, bruises,
bumps, burns or scalds- But laws!
Her mothof just applied Bucklen's Ar
MICA Salve and cured her quick. Heals
everything hcalableboils. ulcers, ecze-
ma, old sores. corns or piles Try IT..
25c. at Brown & co. DIV
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03

The general opinion seems to be
that the first act Of the HALEY comet
show isn't half up to press notices.
Col. Horn Of the Tulsa Democrat
might make pun about the thing
being detailed" for it's trip through
this part Of the universe. The colonel
IS the only editor in Oklahoma who is
a regularly and officially licensed pun
ster.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03

AT least one Republican newspaper
in the state is willing to concede what
Is manifestly the truth. The Musko-
gee Phoenix says: up to date the
Phoenix has been unable to find any
fault with the late election law, house
bill No 1875, passed at the special ses-
sion Of the legislature. So far as
we have been able to discover its pro
visions, if carried out are fah and
equitable. 1t may contain some Jok-
ers,' but if so they have not been
shown to the writer. The Phoenix
doesn't propose to criticise an act un-
III It is shown the wrong existing. We
are still open to conviction"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03

Since Col. Sterrett began to write
editorial blank-verse for the Lawton
News-Republican. Cad Allard, who is
doing the same stunt for the State
Capital, has been compelled TO whip
up considerably Col Sterrett is set
ting a lively pace in his Lawton sane
tum.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03

Now that the esteemed Washington
Post has informed us as to what Ted
dy is and is not going TO do. the eoun-
try will settle down TO the usual hum
dfum-until the story is eontradiced.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03

Henry J. Miller of Chickasha an
nounces that he is a candidate for rep
resentative in the Legislature from
Grady county, subject to the Demo
cratic primary.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03

i you want to learn a lot Of inter-
esting things about Oklahoma, you
should arrange to hear Prof Gould at
the Chamber Of Commerce meeting
Thursday evening.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03

On Thursday evening the first gem
eral meeting Of the Chamber Of Com
mercc win be held. II should bring
out every booster.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03

Col. Ike Cloud thinks this late con-
signment of winter was caused by
Governor HaskelI's refusal to call the
re-submission election.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03

Robert l.. Glover of Rusn Springs an
nounces his candidacy for representa-
tive in the legislature from Grady
county, subject to the Democratic pri-
mary.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03

John c Lewis announces his candi-
dacy for the office of sheriff of Grady
county. subject to the Democratic
voters.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03

]. r. Tandy OF Amber announces that
he is a candidate for representative
from Grady. county, subject to the Dem
ooratic primary.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03

M. B. Louthan announces that he Is
a candidate for sheriff OF Grady coun-
ty subject to the action of the Demo
cratic voters
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03
FOR REPRESENTATIVE.

q. w. Frey OF Amber announces as
candidate for representative from
Grady county In the legislature, sub
ject to the action OF the Democratic
voters
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03

TO you know anyone whom the cen
sus taker has missed? If so, phone
Kirk, No. Sl3.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03

william Hazlett, Of Fort Cobb an
nounces that he is candidate for
state senator. caddo county Fifteenth
senatorial district, subject to the Dem
Ocratic primary
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-03
FOR SHERIFF.

George a. Brown announces his can.
didacy for the office OF sheriff. subject
to the action of the Democratic voters
at the primary.