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Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
ExpressIna IndinnatIon.

A little girl. having been forbidden
20 enter the lake without permission
found the cali OF the dimpling waves
irresistible and presently was discov-
cred some distance away from the
sanctioned sand,
"But wasn't really disobeying.
mamma. she parleyed, once more upon
terra nrma Honest. there was no
danger was only wading In the
short water!"
Il was warm hearted little boy
who. dearly loving an absent aunt.
prayed for visit from her. Seeing
vehicle approaching. he Joyed 10
believe his prayer answered. but the
passing cloud OF dust revealed only
strangers. Presently the disappointed
shaver was discovered by his sur,
prised mother In the art OF throwing
certain missiles skyward Her amazed
ejaculation OF What on earth are you
doing. my SON. met with an amazing
reply from tho indignant baby.
"Tm throwin elods az Dodl"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
AIM IS TO PLEASE
oeLIolNcNEss 10 CHARACTERS.
TIC OF LONDON sHoPKEEPERs.
Merchants VIII CO TO Any Length to
Please q customer--Ail Seems Like
Survival Of Medieval
Times.


Obligingness seems TO be character.
istlc OF the London shopkeepers; they
Will go TO any length to please a
customer. At a hatter's in Jermyn
street | tried one derby after another
bowler Is the English designation
and then they offered 10 make one
for me to the measure OF my head and
with suitable crown and brim. The
idea OF having a derby hat made to
order was so novel as TO be startling,
and would have been accepted we're
II not that | had knocked around In
a straw hat until the sth OF October
| The shoemakers habitually make spe-
clal lasts to the contour OF each foot:
the tailors take no end Of pains; aft
er haberdasher has made shirts to
measure he takes It for granted that
he is TO make collars also to meas
ure that sit properly on the shirts.
A young man at the jewelers. took
the trouble TO carary watch that
pleased me In his own pocket for
three weeks to test It's accuracy. and
then frankly told me that as II had
varied as much as 20 seconds day.
he could not recommend Il. To the
tobacconist returned q box OF
cigars. saying that they were too
strong. He asked me to come In In
a day or two. when he thought he
would have some cigars just to my
taste. accepted the Invitation. but
on returning to my apartment no
ticed the same slight defect. and that
the label was that of the box returned ;
the cigars. however. were mild and
agreeable. At the time OF the next
purchase | was told that II was the
same box and the same cigars. but
they had been subjected to a certain
aeration that allayed their high
flavor.
II Is easy TO understand why Lon
don speaks OF shops and shopkeepers
There are not many OF the retail es
adjustments which we designate as
stores. and the principal one OF these
Is recent American enterprise
Many OF the shops In which goods are
retailed have depth OF no more
than 90 or 80 feet. and the stocks are
not large. The shopkeeper makes what
tht NhotpNi'A W OluSi AOi
from the manufacturer The furnish
sr had but three suits OF woolens o.
the required size. but telegraphed tC
the mill In Scotland for the remain
der OF the order The stationer hac
but one box OF the desired typewritins
paper. but said that he would have
the two other boxes the next day. Thi;
all seems to be survival OF the
! medieval period when artisans made
the things used In community al
y they We're needed. In the United
States we began at nearly day t
make things IN large quantities by ma
. chine"y. and all over the country WI
find articles OF all sorts ready made
ready TO use and ready TO wear. II
many of the London shops no attemp
I Is made at attractive display, eithe
In the windows or on the counters
This does not apply to the more pre-
!. tentlous fronts in Regent street ant
Bond street. but even here window
I dressing Is seldom done with the car
the produces such artistic results a
In the show windows OF the better ed
adjustments In the United States.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
90. N. r."

A traveller TO the north. having de.
hvered bis luggage TO the care OF an
alert railway porter. proceeded 10
make himself comfortable In the cor
ner OF n nrst.class smoking compart
ment. The porter. having performed
his duty. came 10 the carriage TO re-
port. not without expectation OF ae'
eeptable reward"
well" said tho passenger. 7 see
by the letters o. NJ r. on your cap.
'Grutulties never received
mot quite that, SIR. replied the
porter. touching his cap peak. u
might mean 'Gratuities never re-
fused" And the way that porter
smiled when he left the carriage be-
tokenod his satisfaction at the mate.
rial result OF his smat answer ana
the service he had rendered.--Scraps'
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
ITALYS PUBLIC LAUNDRIEs
In the Small cities Many OF the
Housewives Use the Wash Tub
In Common.

Naples.-Apparently there are as
many ways Of getting the weekly wash
clean and In shape to use again as
there are nations OF people. The
women Of each country seem to have q
system peculiarly their own. by rea
son OF Inheritance. In this land OF In
vention. where everything must be ac'
complished with no loss OF time, the
women who do not send the soiled
clothes OF the household to the laun.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
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SONG OF THE rooLkILLeR.

The foolkliier said. said no
ride on the auto free.
when the risks are rash
And they scorch and smash
Right there on the job I'll bel"
The foolkllier said. said he;
II swim In the lake or see:
When the wight unseared
Beyond HIS depth has Jared
] follow upon his lee"
The foolklller said. sald hsi
II bend TO the oar with glee;
When the boat IN rocked
And the world IN shocked
listen 20 no ones plea"
The fooikiiler said. said he;
Some ny without sight OF me.
Drat the pesky things
I'm afraid % wings.
And that's the truth. b'geer'
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
Kind Act Proves Fatal.

Pottsville, Pa.-Because the dies
were clustered thickly about the hind
quarters OF a mule at the Lincoln cob
liery. Alonzo Shellenberger. a driver.
attempted to brush them away with a
bough from a pine tree. The mule
mIstock his humane intention for in
tended injury and struck him a ter.
rife blow with a hoof. II fractured
his skull and death instantly followed.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21

wlnks--Don't you think editors and
reporters ought TO be requested 70
align their names TO their nrticles'
Jinks-~No. Editors and reporters
are not responsible for what they
write.
"Who are, thenf
"The people who buy the papers. -
New York Weekly.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
y. Knew the paInleas Process,

The bald man had just come In and
was stIli wearing his hat lie looked
up from his desk at the thin young
caller
II have here. sir" said the latter
glibly. "a preparation for removing SUI
perfuous hair. II removes II thorough
" and painlessly"
Eyes" interrupted the bald man
YEARLY. u know the process. MY
hair" he added as he took on his nat
was removed Ia the same way"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
Which IL Different.

The editor was trying to placate an
indignant statesman.
IAN we said about you in the paper.
Mr.. Kraksjak." he assured him. was
that you seemed to have an inadequate
sense OF proportion"
Not by n blamed sight" roared the
caller What you said about me was
that I seemed to have an inadequate
proportion OF senseI"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
Friendships Tribute.

Gladys--Did you see what the 40
cIety column OF the Daily Bread said
about Min Gillard the other morning.
"She moves with ease and grace In
our most exclusive circlesl"
Maybelle-Yes. I read H. it's dead
certain that the editor who wrote that
had never seen her on roller skAtea
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
Down 10 Fao,..

did you ever get a diamond ring at
the seashore?"
Don't mako me laugh. Hut I'll tell
you what did happen"
WHAT"
"a fellow was engaged to once
bought me an Ice cream soda"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
Wa. stu Dead.

A man complained to the Tonbridge
Board OF Guardians that when he
wrote inquiriug as to the condition OF
bis wife. who had been sent TO the
county asylum. he received a reply
that she was much about the same"
lie had since found out that she had
been dead ~ monthB
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
They Are All Alike.

In Norway women OF IS and over
Wili be permitted 10 vote.
And Il isn't likely that anything
would please Norway woman more
than 20 her hOr vote challenged on
the ground that sh0 Is too young.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
seItsaerlFee.

II thought | told you to stop smo-
king" said the doctor. severely.
II tried TO" replied the patient
hut l haven't the heart TO disap-
point the members OF my family who
look TO me for prize coupons and
baseball pictures
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21

THE Wise men tell u.s." said tho
star boarder. that the less We eat
the longer we i've"
yes" replied the octogenarian
boarder. whose diet was limited to
milk and oatmeal. and also notice
that the longer wo live the less We
eat"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
plannoslna ~. Case.

Are you going to operate ON that
patient OF yoursr''
Il have not decided yet
~When are you going to decidef"
"As soon as | have looked him up
In Bradstroets."
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
Old Family sea, Sold.

Arlington hall. near Tamworth.
'ngland. which has Just been sold.
was the seat OF the Repington family
for ass years. The family shows an
unbroken descent from father to son
for more than 20 generations.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
Girl Works as Coal Miner.

Macon. Mo.-There is a young won
an who works daily In a coal drift
near Macon. and proves a most ca.
pable hand She wears a pitlamp and
handles a pick and shovel as good as
the men, She earns from IS to 81 a
day and says the work appears to
agree with her.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21

"Missus, do you need a hired manr'
Well. yes. I'm looking for man
who can do the chores, sweep, clean
the rooms. be polite and never be i'm
pudent,"
say. missus. youse Is lookin' for .
husband Success Magazine
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
A Doubtful Scheme.

Gyer-An English scientist pro
poses to do away with those London
fogs
Myer-How is he going to do III
Gyer-By erecting skyscrapers all
over the city.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21

You should go calling once in a
while. dear. people viii think you are
out OF town IL they never see you on
the street"
I'm worse than out OF town."
"How's that"
I'm out OF clothesl"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
Often sldestens.

The Youth-"Yes, I'm in business
for myself, but don't seem to be
able to meet with any success"
The Sage-"Nobody ever meets
with success. young man. He must
overtake It."
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
Not for Than.

why are the sad sea waves moan
ting on the shoreg"
Probably because thy realize that
they will never get any closer than
they are At the present moment to
that girl In swell bathing suit
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
Steel Aeronlane.

An aeroplane In which seamless
steel tubing takes the place OF wood
or bamboo In the frames and planes
has proved success In Germany.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21

Don't spend all your time getting
ready to live. but live now!" There
will never be a time when you will
be any nearer ready, The mere fact
that you are aiming In the right d.
rection proves it.-St. Louis Star.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
Perfectly Harmless.

- poet. writing OF his lost love.
says I kiss your memory"
"Umph, I shouldn't think there
would be much danger from germs In
doing that"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
Heard From.

Baeon-You1l hear from that man
Wabash. some day.
Egbert--I heard from him today. In
tho restaurant. when he was eatins
his soup.-Yonkers Statesman.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21

Old Gentlemnn--So. he's your little
brother. eh1 lie seems TO DO q
bright little chap
The Kid (proudly) --I3rlghti Vow
bet he isl Cuss fer de gent. Jimmy
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
Wooden cour,shlp.

II pine for YOU the young man cried
She took him unawarea.
spruce up, Spruce up ere papa comes
He's numbering up the stAiraf'
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21

Il sec that Hamilton. the man.bird.
smokes cigarettes"
Then Il Is a race between the ny'
ing machine and the cigarette as to
which gets him nrsI"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
Out TO BE.

Il am In favor OF a aoiseless
Fourth"
~weu. I'd be. too. n had three Kids
% noisy as your thr~a are"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
Bravo pssaa unrewarssd.

For every brave deed that comes 60
the notice OF the public there are ten
that 80 unrewardod.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
The E,ylesa Kind.

The fypaper lay on the table.
Where all could plainly see:
Could II speak 'twould probably say
There are no flies on me-
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-10-21
A Warnlno.

$50 GazEam died suddenly. Was Il
the heat?"
"Well--incidentally
What do you mean by incidental.
lyr
"He kept asking people n II was hot
enough for them"
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-06-18
JACK GRIM COMING
HERE FOR 4 VISIT
Will Probably Look Over Club
With Idea of Purchasing
One Next Spring.

B Jack Grim, the well known base
ball man.. who has been connected
with the Virginia League for several
years. h on his way here for visit
Grim now lives in Cincinnati. and is
engaged in private business.
Grim was here early this spring
and made an effort to purchase the
Portsmouth club, but several contracts
they had made were not satisfactory
to him, and he would not take the
club unless they were cancelled. The
negotiations Were then broken on
and he returned to Cincinnati.
Grin has been named ~ 4 good
man for an umpire In the league, but
since there are already four arbiters,
1t d likely that he will not be con-
sidsred. 50 far "a u known. his visit
At this time Ii simply for pleasure, II
may % that he - coming to look over
the clubs with the Intention OF trying
TO u up with one or them next
year. He may have good chance
1t this time to talk business with thy
Danviile club.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-06-18
'D|l MURRAY HERE
on PLEASURE TRIP
Former Manager Of Philadelphia
Americans Attends Present
Series Of Colts and Champs.
SCOUT ARTHUR IRWIN
LEAVES FOR NORFOLK
Will Look Over lars and Truck
er ii Search Of Likely
Big League Ma
terial.

Billy Murray. former manager OF rms
s'I.si ideiphia American League. sub
aid en-. ~ the foremost figure i
baxsLs y day. Ii In Richmond and
is watching with interest the pres-
rnt series between the i.o4E,ks
Champions and the Colts.
Murray Is no longer connected with
the Athletics; 1t will be remembered
spring under circumstances that ola
not seem exactly fair to the manager
He did not leave. however, rntil he
had raised somewhat OF rinspus,
and the entire baseball world was
made to see his side or the trouble.
Ii Is claimed that they have had II
In for Murray for some time, and matie
Horace Fogef president or the Phila-
delphia club, 80 he could Gust MURRAY
Fogel started TO turn the trick, bur
Murray had q contract for three years
at salary OF $4,000 per year. snd
he flashed this when he was asked to
get out. The trouble caused q sensa-
ton in baseball circles and ended by
Murray gazing up the job. but II is be-
lieved that he secured satisfactory
damages from the club.
Mr.. Murray saw Fridays game, and
was very complimentary In his re-
marks about the Colts. He said that
both Richmond and Roanoke showed
up in excellent form, and seem r.
have some good material for the biz
leagues with little more develop
ment.
Murray came here from Old Point
where he is stopping for a while. He
says he will see Saturdays game. and
then return to the seashore, where nc
t. Sh sal hra~
The former manager would not dis
cuss his present business, and would
not say whether or not he Is in this
section on business that is connected
with the national game. Owing to his
prominence In baseball circles, Il !:
quite likely that he win soon associate
himself with some prominent organi
ration. II he has not already dens 90
Scout Irwin Leaves.
Scout Arthur Irwin. OF the New
York American League Club. whs
spent Friday in Richmond. has gone
to Norfolk, where he will look ovei
the Tars and the Truckers at work
Irwin Is on his return from one
of his annual iaunts through the South
in search of likely material for hi
club. He says that he found moth
ing worth while around the south
ern League. and that he will watch
several OF the Virginia League club,
play in hopes that he win see some
thing good.
Irwin was very complimentary II
his remarks about several Of the colts
but did not hold out any promise
that they would be given chanc'
with his club. He came here princi
pally to look over Reveiie, who n
! saw in action Friday. His publ
statement was that the twirier Is TO.
| light for the heavy work Of the bill
leagues. but he may entertain othel
ideas that he would not talk about.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-06-18
ANOTHER NEE
IN BIG POOL
Interesting Events Will Be Run
Off at Y. NJ. c. A. on
June "a.
SERIES WILL CONTINUE
BALANCE OF SUMNER
Physical Director Reithard Says
Aquatics Are Of Great Bene-
fit to the Athletes Who
Participate.

/ Indoor aauatics promise to furnish
ne small amount OF sport and interest
l.ii. the new X M. G. A. building, and
from the progress that IL now being
made iii this department 1t would APP
pear that the members Of the assoc
citation will have the opportunity Of
enjoying the sport throughout the
Physical Director w. Y. Reithard
has begun series of aquatic meets
to be held In the big swimming pool.
and many OF the foremost athletes
OF the association are taking an ac-
tive interest In the events.
The first meet of the series was
held on the evening OF June 10, and
there we're a number OF entries for
each event. The events were: TWEEN
| ty-yard swim, form front dice. four
hundred and fortyyard swim, form
hack dive. plunge for distance and
relay race.
j. A. Dawson. w. A. Farmer. A. II.
Straus w. A. Farmer. III. II. Holmes
and Farmer. Dawson and Holmes.
were the winners Of the respective
events.
| Second Meet june -.
The series Will probably continue at
intervals OF two weeks throughout the
summer. The next Ii to be held on
large number OF entries are already
, in. but the men will be given until
June 20 to sign up for the events.
Mr., Reithard expects that the num-
bers of entries Will be larger for each
meet az the series progresses.
The events for the second meet are
as follows:
First--40-yard swim
Second--100syard swim.
Third--20-yard swim. back stroke.
Fourth--Under water swim.
| Fifth-Candle race.
Sfxth--Front jack knife dive.
Senior members Of the association
and their friends will be admitted 70
witness the events. and It n expected
that a large crowd OF interested spec.
tators will be present 70 Witness tn.
second meet.
Fine Swimming Pool.
The swimming pool In the Y. NJ G,
Al. In which the aquatic events are
! held, Is well suited for the purpose,
and the performers are offered every
/ facility TO make good showing.
The pool 10 so by 20 and 20 feet
! deep. lined with white enamel brick
and tiel and filled with altered water
at the right temperature.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-06-18
NRe|AA BRED HORSES
CAPTURE H|gH H0h0Rs
Make Excellent Showing 1t In
ternarional Horse Show, in
London.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS !,

CHARLoTTESvILLE, VA, june
1S.--s1r Francis Lee Thurman. OF
Keswick, has received cabiegram
from Mr. Julian Morris. who Ii nov
at the international Horse Show, In
London. stating that David Gray had
won the grand championsiaip Of ths
world. n If III Il
On Wednesday Mr. y. n. wsather-
bees horses IN charge Of M. Mofrla
won the Diana Cup FOR Issifes qaali.
fled hunters. His David Gray and
Keswfck look first and second h0n0rs
respectively. In this class MIA Nor.
ris was riding. The Keswick Hunt
Clubs Seam. composed Or David Gray,
KeswiclS and The virGintan, captured
the bite for three quAltned hunters
from ono hunt. David Gray. KeawiclI
md The yirginiag Are al virginia
bred horses which. until few YEAR,
ago were owned BY MI. Julian Nor
RS. OF Keswick. Va. Mr. Morris sold
them 10 Mr.. Weatherbee ana has
hauled them since for Mr.. Weather
bee.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-06-18
COlLEG|ANs MEET
FAST B|LL|k|Ns
Two Amateur Teams Play q
Byrd Street Park Bagby's !.
Team Going to Hampton.

DIR. Bagby's Coliegians and the fast
Billikens meet Saturday afternoon at
Byrd Park, and 1t is expected that
the game will be fast and interesting
Both clubs are now i'm the best OF
form. and have been going well sate-
~.
The Collegians have been strength
ened by the addition OF Hinchman
and Sitterding. and this will be the
first game in which these men have
appeared. DR.. Bagby has not yet de-
cided whether or not he VIII use
Hinchman in the game. IL he uses
Fitzpatrick, the veteran of the Col
iegians. Hinchman will be kept on
the bench for use In the event of an
emergency. Sitterding viii be at
shortstop for the first time this sea-
son.
The Biiiikens are going well now
and promise that they Will give the
CoIlegians a hard fight. They are also
asptrants for the title Of champions
OF Richmond.
Whether or not the title, Cham
pions OF Richmond" win mean cham
pfons Of the State may be decided In
Hampton next wednesday, when the
Collegians go there for their return
game with the Hampton Club OF the
Peninsula League. II they take this
game. the local amateur aggregation
will have good claim on the title,
They have met with but few de-
feats this season, and all other teams
seem to look alike to them The
Coliegians will be accompanied to
Hampton by qutte number OF their
followers here, who will use their best
efforts to squeeze victory for them
Many other amateur games are
scheduled for SATURDAY.. and every
back lot Will have IL bunch Of future
greats engaged lii battles upon which
much depends.