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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-06-23
TEETHTNc CHILDREN

Teething children have more or less
diarrhoea, which can be controlled by
giving Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy. All that is ne
cessary is to give the prescribed dose
after each operation of the bowels
more than natural and then castor oil
to cleanse the system. 1t is safe and
sure. For sale by all dealers, Benson,
Smith &c Co., agents for Hawaii
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-06-23
NOTICE..
PAYMENT OF WATER RATES.

PAYMENT OF WATER RATES.
AS provided for in Chapter As of the
Revised Laws of Hawaii, 1905, all per-
sons holding water privileges or those
paying water rates are hereby notified
that the water rates for the Six CO.
months ending December 81, 1910, will
be due and payable on the first day Of
July 1910.
A failure to pay such water rates
within fifteen (15) days thereafter an
additional charge or 10 per cent. will
be made.
All privileges upon which rates re-
main unpaid on July 16, 1910 are sub
ject to immediate shut off without fur
Their notice.
Rates are payable at the Office of the
HONOLULU WATER WORKS, CAPT.
Toll BUILDING
]. M. LITTLE,
superintendent Honolulu Water
Works.
Honolulu, T. H. June II, 1910.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-06-23
NOTICE TO STOCKHOLDERS.
KAHUKU PLANTATION co.


Notice is hereby given that in &C
cordance with the action taken at
meeting of Stockholders of the Ka-
huku Plantation Company held on
May 18th, 1910, increasing the capital
stock of the Company new certih-
Gates of stock will be ready for de-
livery on July LIST, 1910.
Stockholders are requested to sur
render their old certificates, PRO
PERLY ENDORSED, AS PROMPTLY
AS POSSIBLE, and receive new GER
tiflcates in exchange.
The books of the Corporation will
be closed for transfers from June Goth
to July list, 1910.
]. P. COOKE,
Treasurer, Kahuku Plantation Co.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-06-23
The Yokohama Specie Bank
LIMITED.

Capital paid Up)..... Yen 24,OOO,OOO
Reserve Fund. ........ Yen 16,25O,OOO
HEAD OFFICE, YOKOHAMA.
, The bank buys an0 receives for
collection bills of exchange, issues
Drafts and Letters of Credit, and
transacts general banking business.
The Bank receives Local Deposits
and Head Office Deposits for fixed pc
RODS.
Local Deposits s25 ana upwards for
one year at rate of 40 per annum.
Head Office Deposits Yen rs and
upwards for one-half year, one year.
two years or three years at rate OF
41sTo per annum.
Particulars to be obtained on ap-
plication.
Honolulu ofice-Corner Merchant
and Bethel streets. P. o. Box 1853.
YU AKAT, Manager.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-06-23
NOTICE.
J. HoPP 6 Co.

All accounts owed by the firm of j..
Hopp & Co. will be settled within the
next thirty days, and all accounts due
to the said firm not settled within thir-
ty days will be placed in the hands of
an attorney for collection without
further notice.
Dated June 10, 1910.
]. HOPP & co.
Per L. G. ABLES, Manager.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-06-23
CUSTOMS APPEALS.

WASHINGTON, June 25.-The
court of customs appeals, orga
nized under a bill passed at the pre-.
sent session of congress, held its first
session yesterday.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-06-23
Claus Spreckels. VIM. @. Irwin
CLAUS SPREgKE!S Z G..
BANKER&


HONOLULU :ga ga q. n.
San Francisco Agents-The Nevada
National Bank of San Francisco
DRAW EXCHANGE ON
sAN FRANC1sCo-Tne Nevada Ma
tional Bank of San Francisco.
LONDoN-Union of London 4 Smith
Bank, Ltd. ~ -
NEW YORK-Amertcan Exchange Ma
tional Bank. >
CHICAGo-Corn Exchange National
Bank.
PARIS-Credit Lyonnais.
BERLIN-Dresdner Bank.
HONGKOlIG AND YOKOHAMA-The
Hongkong and Shanghai Banking
Corporation.
NEW ZEALAND AND AUSTRALIA
Bank of New Zealand, and Bank Of
Australasia
VICTORIA AND vANCOUVRR-3ank
Of British North America.
TRANSACT A GENERAL BANKING
AND EXCHANGE BUSINESS.
Deposits Received, Loans Made on
Approved Security, Commercial ana
Travellers Credits issued. Bills of Ex-
change Bought and Sold.
COLLECTING PROMPTLY AC-
COUNTED FOR.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-06-23
Grape-Nuts

Is pre-digested, scientifical-
ly prepared food that is readily
absorbed by the weakest stomachs
and builds up body and brain
1t has brought thousands of
voluntary testimonials from peo-
pie who have gained health from
its daily use.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-06-23
NOTICE.
PAYMENT OF SEWER RATES.

PAYMENT OF SEWER RATES.
In accordance with Chapter "a of the
Revised Laws of 1905, all those holding
sewer privileges or paying sewer rates
are hereby notified that the sewer rates
for the Six (6) months ending Deem
Der 81, 1910, will be due and payable
at the Office of the SUPERINTEND-
ENT OF PUBLIC WORKS, on the first
day of July 1910.
A failure to pay such rates within
fifteen (15) days hereafter will subject
the holder to 10 per cent. additional.
MARSTON CAMPBELL,
Superintendent of Public Works.
Department of Public Works,
June 18th, 1910.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-06-23
WOMEN BUY BRANCH" FIND
THEY GET GRAVEYARD.

LOS ANGELES, June 13.-Greatly
to their surprise and not a little to
their disgust Mrs. N. w. Holt and
Mrs. E. N. Anderson, recent arrivals
from the East who bought a twelve
acre ranch near Tejunga, found they
have a graveyard on their hands.
They don't know whit to do with it
and, in a communication to the County
Supervisors, asked the Board to help
them out of their difficulty. They say
number of graves have been on the
property for years, but they didn't
know this when they bought.
When they took possession and
made their unwelcome discovery they
prepared to get rid of the graves, but
the relatives of the dead upon the
property placed a fence around the
mounds. Then the two women sought
to sell the acreage, but we're unable to
find any person who wanted a grave
yard thrown in. The Supervisors feel
they have nothing to do with the mat
ter save to authorize the removal of
the bodies if the women can reach an
agreement to this effect with the re-
latives.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
being rather more lenient toward the
Nationalist than was justified by the
conditions.
Since the delivery of the speech it
has been considered inevitable that
the Conservatives would take advant-
age of the opportunity to attack. the
Governments policy in its African de-
tendency.
Fine TOh PRINTING Crar OHn,.,-
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-06-23
Good Display

Visit our store and note the elegant
display of curlos, novelties, drawn and
hand embroidered work.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-06-23
James F. "1Organ,
Stock a n d
Bond Broker

Member OF Honolulu Stock and Bond,
Exchange.
Stock and Bond Orders receive
prompt attention.
Information furnished relative to all
STOCKS AND BONDS.
aF"7--J ''7T'E LOANS NEGOTIATED.
Phone u. p. o. Box 594
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-06-23
SOME MEN KNOW
But Forget
NOT BUY HEALTH
MONEY WILL NOT BUY HEALTH

untlth of
value of and food
Sometimes takes right sharp sickness the close
perfect digestion pure
the uuesec of comfort and good health
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-06-23

A richly tinted gloss Tor refnishing
any wood or metal surface.
For floors, furniture, chairs, wick
erware, etc.
Oak, Walnut, Cherry, Mahogany
and Rosewood.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-06-23

Treasurer, Kahuku Plantation Co.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03
SIGNALSOFD DISTRESS
Tulsa People Should Know How 10
Read and Heed Them,

Sick kidneys give many signals of
distress.
The secretlons are dark, contain a
sediment,
Passages are frequent, sconty pain
ful
Backache is constant, day and
night
Headaches and dizzy spells are fire.
'pent
The weakened kidneys need quick
help
boat delay! Use a special kidney
remedy.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure sick kid
neys, hackacho ana urinary dlsor-
ders.
Tulsa evidently proves this state.
mCnt
Alra. Bcsse Vandament, i9l Frank
tort Ave Tulsa, Okla, says: "Doan's
kidney pills have been used in my
family with such satisfactory results
that / am glad to make their merits
known, This remedy effected a cure
In n case Of lumbago ana kidney trou-
bic"
For sale by all dealers Price 50
cents Foster-M Milburn CO.. Buffalo
Sew York, sole agents for the United
States
Remember the name-Doan's--
take no other
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03
MAKING \ FARCE or TuE LAW.

@OUR wealthy cattlomcn of Nebraska were convicted
in the Federal court and frauds. They were
III sentenced to serve year in the pcnitentiary,
- They gave notice OF appeal hut in the meantime
made a tour of the Nebraska prisons investigating the
conditions surrounding Tho other day they suddenly
rnpoared before the court dismissed their appeal and
announced themselves ready begin their term at the
Hastings prison
The newspaper story Of their prison cells relates that
they win bnsk in luxury during their Incarceration They
hired Japanese chef attend their meals furnished
their preson coils COSBY manner subscribed for pap
ers and periodicals. and have turned their penalty into
unique pleasure excursion.
Those who seek for the popular dissatis-
faction with the American system Of justice need look no
further Here are culprs convicted OF crime permitted
to use their wealth draw the fnnFs Of the laws for
citure and blunt every purpose for which punishment
was devised
II would be waste of words call attention to the
plain of the lawhat every man must stand before
the tribunal stripped OF all and rank; and when
given the forfeit perform lis rites regardless OF
wealth social position, All this is admitted What a
farce then that these wealthy criminals should be per-
mitted persuc such This incident alone viii
breed thousand socialists ana plant the seeds of an
orchy where cnst expected
1t Is almost uuhciry0hlc that the federal authorities
win permit this thrive, Those couycts should be
forced sutsst cyocy tho same fare their less
fortunate follows There should he distinguishing
mark between thcr cells tho coils of the common theft
odioinlug WHOM thc administrators OF the law permit
vulgar wealth o blunt the force OF their judgments in
such ragont manner as this then they he pre-.
Pared for universal mtrust and contempt And both are
justified under slch circumstances.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03
ABERNATHY 10 WASHINGTON.
no Answer Charges That Have Eecn
Filc1 Against iiIm

special 20 DE Horld
Guthrie, Okla, Dec. John r..
AbcrnathN wolf catcher ana United
States marshal left Yesterday for
Washington called by The Department
OF Justice relative 10 charges, which
have recently been Investigated here
by Inspector Fishman OF that depart
ment 1t IS said today he will tender
lls resignation to President Taft mp
On bis arrival lie was appointed by
President Roosevelt because of his
Wnlf-catching stunts and later reap
pointed by him having about two
years yet to servo. Among the Re
publirans whose names are mention
eG as his successor, arc Ex-Governor
Franl; Frut2 of oklahoma city Nat
lonal Committeeman Cash Clde OF
Shawnee former state Chairman doe
IT, Norris Of Gu.hrio former Sheriff
Charlie Carpenter of Guthrie and
lormcr Shorilr George Foster Of Perry
Joe McNeal recent candidate for gov
,rnor, has declared himself not can
didate
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03
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{. RHYNiT AND ri iSON,
Observation-Disclosures.
Mister Thanksgiving Turkey.

lu' Mister Turkey wild yo hlfalutin
way
Stru tin an a-struttn" Whar is
You today?
You had 20 time a-dancIng, ut Dc
lddlcr is ter pay
M Mister Turkey in dc mawnn
You laugh az Mister 'Possus in hts
shabby coat or gray
Whilst YOU wu2 a-struttn IN go hira-
lutin' way,
Oh, YOU had ye' time a-d0ucin', hut
dc fiddler IS ter pay
Iii Mister Turkey in de mawnn!"
You on de big foll,s table, an de
hlossin doy viii say
An ring dc bell fer dinner In de hlfa'
utin' way,
You sorry dat you danced now since
dc fiddler IS tor pay
lIi' Mister Turkey In dc mownin"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03
The ColoncI's loving Trlcnds.

"l wonder" said the colonel. whats
comm over the people these days?
why 0olonol--anything unusual
happened ."
Il should say so! Al tho mere men
tion of the holidays nine of my old
time friends, who live in wet terri
tory, have sent me the compliments
Of the season, accompanied by gallon
mg-nlnc jugs, mind you, and all fun
TO The stopper"
"Wcn, colonel, If you don't know
what to do with them, perhaps your
friends would he willing to-"
40, SIR interrupted the colonel.
at isn't the thing to give away holi-
day presents like specially in
Il prohibition state. TIowever-here.
]ohn! Bring tho jug with four KS on
IT, and two big glasses, and-woll,
you might bring n little water, too!'
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03
.l...l.N...N.l.l.l. .l.Y..l.y.00.y.l
THE DAYS BEST STORIES
nnaans....ssec:s..s.aNa::.
lis Origin

They stood spcculatng.
81 say It's old rcd sandstone" de-
clared the first lodger, examining a
semi globular specimen on show.
Its weight tells me that"
TOO hard, my boy, said second
ditto. More likely to he something
siluNnn.'
"poohl" intcrjcctcd n third, ITS
common brick, that's all It Isl Just
ask the landlady,"
Mrs. Stuhhlns,' said the first lods-
or, as the nutocrat of the boarding
house at that moment entered tho
room. "can you tell Us whence came
this geographical specimen"
"That amt no Geographical speci-
mon, gentlcmen!" snapped the lady,
"My daughter, as attends n cookin'
school, made mo that. It's her birth
day cake"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03
Justified Deceit

They were arguing about tho al
legged inhcrn strain OF deccitiulncss
IN woman, and she rctaliatcd by cit
Ing Instances of men doccivins their
wives.
"a suppose" said he, that you
hold man should never deceive his
Nifcc"
"Oh, no" she smiled back NJ him,
81 shouldn't 20 a. far ms that How
would It be possible for the average
man To get wife II he didn't deceive
her."
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03
MIR JAMES i. HLL REPUDIATES.

e r. n. JAMES j. hill railroad king and empire build
tMI er has taken to repudate the interview
Ill III wherein he was made to prophcsy industrial dis
G--J to this country il the government did not
speedily permit the asked for advances IN railroad freight
It's attempts regulate the transporta
ton systems.
However it is considered rather significant that Mr..
mrs reputation did until after merry muss
lad been stirred up by the sentiments attributed him
m orer high officials of the government had begun
hachlire on him. Under the circumstances dis
POSED suspect that his reputation like Galco's,
md that in spite OF 1t his mental reservations would amply
Justify the. first interview.
Discussing phase of this incident the Chicago rrI.
hume, in exceedingly able editorial Expresses some
sentiments which the World desires readers to hear and
digest Tho Tribune editorial is long to produce in
fu but ,he conclusions which is published gives clear
understanding of the whole II follows,
'Now, on this subject of prosperity Tho Tribune de.
sucs TO say that is much Interested in prosperity as
ory railroad insurance company any his industrial con-
Germ Newspapers always first feel hard times and
panic hits them hard any else Therefore the
law OF sclt.proscryatoncvon il question of honesty
IT, the reading public were mvolvcd-would make papers
jealous guardians of good times
"lt is therefore with fun sense of It's responsibility
and It's own selfish interest in the continuance OF pros
rorlly to soy nothing of public spirit that The Tribune
Eos leave say omphatcoy that the great
financial interests crying "Wolf Wolf" in the hope
Of influencing the commission, they cngog-
ed in work they win certainly regret years,
"rhc stock ticker q lobbyist the market tape is a
prophet aud the interests Gnrgontuon jeremiah do
mot f In with the present scheme Of things Quotations
may drop and may flow. The country may get few
o. the old object lcssons-hc closing down of plants,
hc soprogo Of Improvements and such other tricks But
these win rot have the effect they did when they were
row aud novel cold statistics havo wiped much Of
the sympathy formerly engcndorcd ny the plight OF the
widows and orphans whose bread and butter wrapped
ur in fow shares OF stock, They recognized nova
days as choaccrs In mclodrama staged for fixed pur-
pose and the American people tired Of that play
"rhe Interests" may have good reasons for an
od0nco In II they have they should produce them
aud retire the Wall street bogy man,
"rho old army game OF hand made panics viii not
work any lonrcrexccpt to work the undoing OF those
who practice disllusioncd and cxasporated public
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03
ssa.s0Sss0.a.. .90s..s.H..,
HrMOR or THE DAY
a.a.aa.osascassascasa9occ


DO YOU think you cnn help me-
dootor?"
well, I should think so with tho
experience ! have had. | have been
attending n man with your complaint
for the last twenty years"
- see the william In your face sir 4"
cried tho insulting counsel ficrccly
what a curious reflection mused
the impcrturbablc witness softly
Gracious, my dear said the first
society belle, 81 hope You're not M
you look so much older tonight
I'm quite well, thank SoW dear
replied the other "and yon--how
wonderfully improved YOU arc, You
positively look young
so Won can't help stealing" said
the magistrate kindly.
mo, sir; an Impulse comes over
me that | can't resist"
TOO bad too hadl An impulse to
commit you for three months is got.
ting hold Of me. Therol lts got hold.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03
three months; can't resist Impulse
IS wonderful thing"

NiIlIc-flow do you manage 10
toll those twin sisters apart2
CccIl-When You kiss one OF them
she threatens to tell her ma. while
tho other when kissed, says she viii
tell pa,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03
One on Him.

A Georgia youngstcr gives tho cold
man" away in the following rhyme;
'Dad--he's SO fond Of quiet
We don't know what TO do!
lie says; "Tin horns are blowards
An ma says: so are you.'
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03

rolai admler papers printed and circulated 2a961o
which when divided by twcntysiN being The number Of issue,
during said month"; gives q daily average Of s0s7
Chas. D. Dcu, general manager Of tho World PuhismN
Company affidavit the total number Of copies OF The
Tulsa Daiy Circulated for the month ending Wednesday,
90 1910 Of s0S copeg Of said paper
daily. CIlAS. r. DENT,
General Manager,
Subscribed mod sworn to this day December
1910. SUSIE H. DE con NI!h
Notary Public
NV commission expires March 81, 1910
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03
state Of ohio city Of roicdo. J

'Mt
lucns CouAt
Frank r. Cheney makes oath that he is
senior partner Of ihc firm Of L, J. Choney
4 Co.. doin- business IN the city Of Toledo
County and State aforesaid and that said
firm will uev the sum OF ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS for each and every ease Of Ca.
larrh that cannot be cured by the use OF
llall's Ca,arrh Cure. FRANK !. CHENEY.
sworn to before me- and subscribed In my
presence this 9th day Of December A. d.
1896.
A. W. GLEASON,
(Seall Notary Public.
and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces of the avatcm Send for testimonial,
rec r. y. CHENEY a co, Toledo. q.
sold by all nruggs,s 75c.
Take Halle Family pills for ronttirsslon,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03
Holiday Text.

There's more n the old land than
You can take in at breath, so Just
he generous and pass tho joy around!
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03
\ Philosophers opinion.

Though upon the table
The silver doesn't rattle,
If you're feeling thankful
That Is half the battle.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03
4 ILIIlc Short.

Don't look so grum Try and get
the halleluia feeling.
"I'vc tried. butt costs 81 a quart
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03

Wifc-Nou were late last night.
Iiuh,--Bos pardon my dear. As I
came in the front door the clock
struck II.
Wlfe--But what time did You arrive
at the head of the stairs?
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03

Political conditions In Mexico not mussy 20
prevent President nag taking the oath for the egh
consecutive time Tho man on horseback has ceased to
snrtle Mexico.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03

nr Cook conrcsscs that he played shrcwd game And
We are not quite but IL stu playing It, This "con'
t,sson' which he has sold to cncrrrisIug American
magazine doubtless noted him snug sum.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03

Inventor Edison bids fair to spoil it all by hcglnnh,t
to talk foolish In his declining years
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03

REQUEST TO TRAVELLING MEN.
When you through reading this paper viii please
hrow out window the first o. section men you
They will appreciate II.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03

kind sir, said the weary way
farcr, II have lost nearly everything
money, friends, self-respect. There
i7 but one thing that has never de-
serted me-"
Poor mani" said the sympathetic
listener Here Is a penny. And that
one thing is"
MY thirst, replied the weary way.
larer, as he moved quickly away
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03

Just do small percentage OF as much for Tulsa rs
Tulsa has done for you.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03

Iancior-This dog madam. would
be cheap at $lO0.
Lady would take him; but I'm
afraid my husband might object.
Fancicr-Nadam, you can get an
other husband much easier than a
dog like that.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-12-03

"Lysander" said the wife swectly
do YOU know what day this is?"
"Of course" said hubby, pretend
ing to have remembered an the time;
'its the anniversary Of our wedding
day dear"
No such thing, frigidly answered
tho wife. ITS the day YOU promised
to nail the leg on that old kitchen
table"