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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-10-07
Woman Like

Il hate him! think he IL the mean.
est man ever met"
Gracious. Joancttel What Is the
troublc7"
why. he told me he loved me dcvot.
cdly and told him It would he lmpos.
sible for me to love him In return. The
poor fellow looked NO downhcartcd |
told him TO try aud forget me-"
"well7"
Boo hool Iie-hc did"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-10-07

TAAHE J. CinsET males oath that he n ssnir
partner of the nfm Of o. J. CHthET %, doing
business IN the city 81 1olsdo county and state
aforesaid. and that sah nfm viii psy The u
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for eash and every
ease Of CArAHHn that cannot b. cured By The ~ q
HALL CAIAhhn Cthn,
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Ruotn 10 before me and subscribed n my presence
this eth day OF December, 4, D., iut
A GLEASON
EotAhT rupurd.
Hans CatArrh Cure /. taksn Internally and aets
dneeuy upDn the biusi and mucous saii.esa oi us
Bntem. send iuf Testimonials. frre.
-. CHENEY co. Toledo o.
Hold by all Druggists, itc
Tale HANS Family rus Tor constipation
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-10-07

horses to drink too much Of It at noon
and especially just after eating grain
Allow the work horse adequate sup
plies Of cool. pure water often whcp
he IL at work and he never will take
too much of II or suffer III effects
from drinking Indeed the water 80
given will be likely to prevent sick
ness and always is appreciated and
beneficial.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-10-07
TRY MURINE EVE REMEDY

for Red. Weak. Weary. Watery Eyes
and GRADUATED Eyelids. Murine Doesn't
Smart-Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, Zoe,
soc, 800. Murine Eye salyo In
Aseptic Tubes. 25o, 81 90, Eye Books
and Eye Advice Free by Mail.
Murine Eye Remedy Co, Chicago,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-10-07

Police Justice-Young man. what Ia
your religion. II you have any
Chauffeur Carrestod for oYerspeod'
ing)-somothing like Jim Bludso's.
your honor-neyer DO passed on the
highway.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-10-07
Deposits In English Savings Banks.

Savings bank deposits In the Unit
ed Kingdom amount TO more than ST.
iie.295.000. OF which the postofnce
holds 100000. Deposltors exceed
ten million in number. The peoples
total savings In all financial institu'
tons are put at s2,i33, 100000
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-10-07

Brights disease
Deans Kidney Pills
cure all distressing
kidney ills. They
make sick kidneys
we'll weak kidneys
strong
John l.. Perry.
Columbus. Tex,
says u grew worse
and worse until ii
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-10-07
n You Are a Trlfe Sensitive

About the HiHe OF your shoes, many people
wear smaller shoes by uslng Aliens boot. ase
The AuttHeptic Powder To- shake into the shoes
u cures Tired, swollen, Aching Ieet aud
gives rest aud comfort. just tic thing for
breaking In new slices Sold everywhere aau
sample .ent FREE Address Allen y olmstrd,
IL Hoy. N
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-10-07

Now, Harry" said the Sunday
school teacher to the brightest boy In
the class. "can you tell inc how Elijah
died."
"lle didn't die at ALL replied the
youngster. "llc was translated from
the original Hebrew"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-10-07

served by the arrangement given no
horse is able TO shirk his duty without
being detected, In such a case, the
eyoner viii turn In favor Of the horse
working best, thus enabling the driver
to spot the guilty one.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-10-07
ACT PROMPTLY.

Kidney troubles are too dangerous
to neglect Little disorders grow seri.
Gus and the sufferer Is soon In the
grasn Of dlnbeIea drnnaY or fnlnl
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-10-07
Imnortnni 10 Mothera
The Only Wal

How can win you for my very
own"
You fellows might get mp a raf-
fe,' answered the summer girl I'm
engaged to seven OF you"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-10-07

NJ. Pisros's Pleasant Pellets regulate ana lnviG-
sfatn stomach. liver and buWr... sugar euatel
uny, Efanulsa, uAsy 70 taka, DO not gipo.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-10-07

Some people are happy only when
they are envied.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1910-10-07
Onions a Healthy Food.

Onions are more nourlshlng than
any other vegetable.
The Detroit times., 1910-02-05
WITH The
UC<SlS<<OCO<SS
MUSICIANS

successful concert was given IN
der the direction of Miss Kate Melon
aid, Wednesday evening, in the Crosse
Pointe church. Appearing on the pro-
gram We're Miss Ethel Essman. so
prano; Miss Hirt, reader; LeGrand
Valare, pianist; Alfred Frank, violin
ist and Cyril Valade 'cellist.
Miss Leatha Flynn, pianist; Miss
Myrtle Mcdonald, soprano. and Mrs.
John G.. Kirker. reader, of the Nc
Donald School of Music. gave a pro
gram in the Hamilton Carhartt factory
Thursday noon.
Burt Fridemush has gone on q
F., Romeo. Mich. and Harry c. Wallace,
tenor, OF this city, pupils of Miss Alice
/ May Har-ah. gave the program at the
January recital in her studio Monday
evening. Miss Gertrude HeinZe and
Miss Bessie 3, Brown were the ac-
companists. and they also played two
piano ducts.
Sunday evening the choir OF Christ
church will sing ST. Edward Cigars
oratorio, The Light OF Life" The
.
Frederick Brown, soprano; Ms
bart. tenor w. G.. Iarchen. baritone,
end members OF the Orpheus club.
49,
A musicale will &c given In JeffeT-
son-ave. Presbyterian church Sunday
afternoon at 4 o'clock. when l.. /.
Renwick. organist o. the church, will
play several organ solos. and tbs
quartet choir. under the direction Of
Dr. Francis Greusel, will have the as
sistance OF George p. Nevins. tenor.
The program follows: Organ, Al
legretto. (Faulkes) hymn. Some
Blessed DAY." Rejoice Jerusalem and
Sing" tenor. 20 Love Divine;" ar
them. The Shadows Of the Evening;
Lied" (Westenholme) quarter.
Crossing the Bar; March"
(Faulkesl
Frau lilly Koenen. the Dutch con.
tralto. will be heard for the first time
in Detroit In the Garrick theater. Sun
day afternoon. Feb Is. Frau Koenen
has been in America since October
and. in addition TO giving song reel.
tails. has appeared as s0loist with the
Boston symphony. New York SYM
phony and New York Philharmonic
orchestras. She is said 10 have a rich
flexible voice and TO occupy a high
place in the European musical world.
where she ranks with Nine Schumann.
Heink She speaks English fiuently
and her programs invariably include
English songs.
Little Pepite Arrioia, the wonderful
twelve-year-old Spanish pianist, will
give his second recital in Detroit. in
tho Carrick theater, Tuesday after
noon. Feb 8. at 4 o'clock. A late hour
has been set for the concert in order
70 give school children an opportunity
TO attend. Unreseryed seats in the
gallery TO the number OF 400 have
The Detroit times., 1910-02-05

10 our own Detroit Orchestral series.
has had, the courage 10 assume the
business end Of the choirs visit To her
city. The same combination was OF.
fered Detroit. but no person could be
found willing TO undertake the hard
work and risk necessary to insure the
financial success OF bringing so large
an organization as the choir to this
city. The choir Is conceded TO be one
of the great choral bodies OF the
world ranking with those OF Europe.
DR. a. s. Vogt, its founder and con-
ductor, is said 20 have accomplished
the superhuman almost In the perfec-
ton OF the choir's tonal work.
-e-0-s
Advanced pupils from the classes OF
Mrs. Ganapol. Nine. Ruegger-Lighten-
stein, Lewis Richards and Edmund
Lightensteln. OF the Ganapol School
OF Music Art. gave a musicale in the
school hall Monday evening
"On account of the numerous com
plants that have been made 10 me
The Detroit times., 1910-02-05
CUSSING THE COST

millionaires. But their securities are
not measured by their mills and
mines, but by the monopoly OF the
trade And when the farmer is made
TO pay for his wire fence AND some
interest on watered bonds and stocks,
he naturally has to charge more for
his produce.
Similarly the beef trust and the
and the -four trusts must each earn
dividends on watered stock, and 10 do
so must boost prices.
And when materials go up and food
goes up, then men and factories not
in trusts must boost their prices.
SO we are all gouging each other
in selt-defense.
And Il is all necessary not because
labor and land and machinery and
buildings and rain and sunshine and
fuel are scarce, but because Gods
pantry has been anticipated. capital
ICED and we are made To pay today a
profit on next years crop and a
royalty on unborn beef.
In a word. II $4,000, 900, 900 has
artifcially been added to the capitaii-
cation OF the nations industries. then
to earn 5 per cent on this fiction some
body must pay $3,5O0,OOO,OOO per year
more than things are worth.
That's added TO the cost OF living,
isn't it?
That means about ten million dol
lars q day to start with.
So don't let them get you to cuss-
ing the farmer. nor the hatcher, nor
the housewife. nor yourself.
Cuss congress, which permits wat
cred stocks and a Wall-st. 10 gamble
with them-that Is II you feel like
cussing.
The Detroit times., 1910-02-05

A traveller for Arm OF wine mer-
chants gives terrible account OF the
intense cold In Sweden:
In Haparanda, the day before |
left, attended q performance at the
theater II was tragedy Everybody
wept. but IL was 80 terribly cold that
the tears OF the spectators in the up
per galleries fell like hailstones
among the occupants of the pit"
In n suit tried in a Virginia town a
young lawyer was addressing the jury
on a point OF law. when good natured-
~ he turned TO opposing counsel. a
man OF much experience. and asked:
That's right. l believe. Col. Hop
kns ,"
Whereupon Hopkins. with smile
OF conscious superiority. replied:
"Sir. | have an Office In Richmond
where | shall be delighted to enlight-
en- you on any point Of law for con
sideration."
The youthful attorney. not In the
least abashed. took from his pocket
a half-dollar piece. which he offered
The Detroit times., 1910-02-05

room allowed ny the police depart
ment, while nundreds were turned
away. Elman chose the Tschaikow-
ski concerts with which TO re-introduce
himself There we're several attempts
C. interrupt the concerto with spon-
taneous demonstrations OF approval.
Nine times the crowd recalled the tenn
peramen,al little Russian after his
spirited performance OF the concerto,
and the noise was stopped only by
audible demands for silence from
those who were impatient to hear the
! last number
For Elman's concert here the fol-
lowing program will be given Sym
phonie Espagnole (Lalol: sonata in
l. major (HandeD; Melodie (Gluck-Wi-
helmD: Menuett (Haydn); Stand
chen -ElmEn); Gavotte mo
zart-Auerl; fantasia, Faust" (Wie-
lniawskD; Palpiti (PaganinD
The seat sale will open in Grim
nelrs Monday morning. Every effort
will be made to insure the comfort Of
the audience, the management having
arranged TO use the Brush-st. entrances
exclusively for carriages and both Lar
ned-st. doors for Ell trance as we'll as
exit
Mrs. Nellie Peck Saunders will give
( reading OF "Enoch Arden" at the
February concerts of the Detroit
/ String quartet, the musical setting by
| Richard Strauss to be played by The
quartet The Mozart quartet in ID
major will open the program and the
! De Busy quartet will close II. The
concerts win be given Wednesday
afternoon. Feb IS. and Thursday
evening. Feb II, in Temple Beth FL.
Pupils OF Miss Elizabeth Johnson.
OF the faculty OF the Detroit Conserya-
/ tory of Music, gave a concert in the
conservatory hall, Friday.
800
The following pupils OF the Detroit
! Conservatory OF Music took part In
the regular Wednesday afternoon con
cert: Misses Paula Darmstaetter,
! Edna Engels. Lucille Lincoln. Doerr,
/ Mary Commons and Frank Stephens
and j Bertram Bell.
| 800
The initial number OF The Studio,
! the new Detroit magazine devoted to
the interests of music-teachers stu
! dents and music lovers generally. has
I just been issued and in its creditable
makeup gives promise OF establish
ing itself securely. The magazine Is
published by the Lagatree Publishing
! Co. and is the official organ OF the
Michigan Music Teachers associa'
ton.
The advanced pupils OF L. L. Rem
wick. OF the Detroit Conservatory OF
Music will give a concert "Wednesday
evening, Feb. 9. assisted by Allan T
Wallace, baritone, Of the faculty, Miss
Romano COLON. Miss Bertha Theil
man. Miss Helen Meyer, Richard
Bags. Miss Nita Meyer, Miss Laura
Kennedy, Miss Eva Weber and Harry
| Harner.
The famous Mendelssohn choir OF 22S
voices. OF Toronto. Ont. and the Theo
dore Thomas Symphony orchestra o
! Chicago are to give two combined
concerts in Gray's armory, Cleveland
Feb. Is and TO- Mrs. Adella Prentlsi
/ Hughes. who is the manager OF
series Of orchestral concerts similal
The Detroit times., 1910-02-05

And now newspapers and legisla-
lures and congresses and councils anu
labor unions and sociological societies
and settlement houses are going 20
find out the cause OF the high cost
OF living.
The farmer is a thief" will BE one
verdict: he Is robbing us all.
The housewife is a fool Will be
another verdict; "she is wasting more
than she uses"
The American citizen IS a Glutton'
will be another verdict; he wastes
on luxury and kicks about necessar-
les"
The butcher will be subpenaed and
prooed as 10 his conduct OF his shop,
Sundry eggs will be Immersed in
time To see IL they have been kept in
cold storage or on the back porch.
Slippery green slime will be
scooped out OF the pleural and other
cavities OF refrigerated chickens.
Benzoate OF soda tests will be made
on our catsup, and ouf beef will be
searched for embalminS fluid, while
the apple butter Is being tested for
shreds Of rutabaga turnips.
Preachers will preach aud the cody
will pray, while the ungodly cuss and
The 0abies lisp. Give us this day"
And what IS the answer
Well. our friends down In Wali-st.
have simply mortgaged tomorrow, and
we are expected TO roy irteTest on
the debt.
Morgan Is millionaire, but he
didn't earn his millions He capital
lied the future earning power OF rail-
roads-and we must pay freight based
not on mileage but on capitalization.
Andy Carnegie has a stack OF bonds
and there are two score steel multi.
The Detroit times., 1910-02-05
How to Get a Good Life Job.

Uncle Sam is looking for couple
OF likely boys to put on the payroll.
AT $500 per year each.
II you want the Job you should
write a letter like this:
~United States civil Service Commits
sion. Washington, u. c.:
please send me application Form
500 and Fpeciai form for ethnoiogist
examination March 8, 1910. Very
tfuiy, etc .
That's all you hare to do except 10
be over 20 years old and pass an exam
nation
To pass the examination you VIII
en- March 3 present yourself at one OF
the 200 or so places that the answer
e. your letter will tell you about. There
gou viii write an essay on the ethno-
The Detroit times., 1910-02-05

been placed at twenty-five cents each;
especially for students
Master Arriola's program will In
clude toccata by Alberto Jonas. for
merly of Detroit. and whose piano
pupil the lad has been in Jonas studio
in Berlin The full program will be:
Sonata (Beethoven) "Plainte
d'Arisne" tCoquard); Nocturne. 3
major. prelude in c. prelude in q.
prelude in F sharp, prelude In r fat
polonaise. A fat (Chopin) Warum
(Schumann) Toccata (Jonas); Lebe-
st-eurh and Hungarian Rhapsody No.
6 (Liszt).
testimonial concert will be given
in the Garrick theater Sunday even
ing. Feb 13. under the auspices OF
Detroit Musicians union. for the
benefit OF two sick members, Harry
Savage and James Davis. Mr.. Savage
has been a member % the Lyceum
theater orchestra for IA years as from
bone player. and Mr.. Davis has been
leader OF the orchestra In the Garrick
theater and the old Whitney Both
The Detroit times., 1910-02-05
From Another Point of View

coming him ne will fare better than hts
aeposi did
Champagne according to
ares some, however, will have TO be shown
responsible Ancient
Rome getting OF so cents per?
n
that distress changed O. D. to s
slight fal
a
The Detroit times., 1910-02-05

personally in regard 10 carriage ar
rangements az The recent Tetrazzini
concert, in the Light Guard armory,
desire TO state that ! was In no way
responsible for any inconvenience ex-
perienced that evening, as | was not
in charge OF ushering or carriages,
says II. H. Steiner" Those who
looked for their carriages at the close
OF the concert OF the Boston symphony
orchestra may have observed that
both Mr.. Henkel and myself person
ally supervised our footmen as usual.
when | am in charge. in order that
patrons might be Accommodated as
quickly and comfortably as street con-
ditions would permit
The Detroit times., 1910-02-05
This Wife Made Her
Husband Real Mad By
Saving Her Money
While There Are Many Struggling
Husbands Who viii Read
Thlo and Excialm: yoh,
For such a Wlfel"

ExtOOn is most serious Oaense in the eyes Standard Oil
mssnas WHEN THE STANDARD OIL MAGNATE is THE VICTIM
Mrs Miller probably had an allowance
ShsDmae needs and what she
aged appears have placed her credit in the bank
should she be divorced
should, divorce should be for
any day desiring separation his wife his producing
proof that she has saving HER weekly
allowance
That the way the Miller wife of
day would the possessions their husbands
pared.
BUT WHAT cHUMP NORWEGIAN WOULD BE TO DIVORCE
SUCH WIFE
And any
ground divorce when the extravaganza of wives
Instances responsible feet the
mems eyes and for the gray hairs in their heads
When the rich Mr. Miller discovered that from allowance for her
gowns and carriages entertaining
saving dollars possible rainy day
would should loud whoOp" jumped
up and cracked his heels together half dozen times
Mr. IS fortunate in having
finds it possible demanding
instead, her allowance increased
history gotten morning
mllionaires and have gone bed at night, paupers
Stranger things happened than Mers
millions had in a day.
which what relief would received the
his wife with comforting anticipated
another start
would be quite apt look upon jewel and
should any regard
unusual insofar this ground for divorce
concerned
We never heard before asking
because she saved her money
will the files the Wayne county divorce
any application separation
such ground
the files of the criminal courts and show
theft forgery of embezmn and the like where
men desperate endeavOr satisfy the
travagant tastes of wives.
take to the bankruptcy court and show
more result or extravaganza the part Of wives.
Such wives not good wives
They are loyal they acting and working
sympathy their husbands
in them not happy homes for
they happy homes for who not willing
appoon their demands their husbands incomes
happes is the whose wife SAVES
happiest mantle who seldom fails business and
will find himself in the desperate straits which
tempted 90 wrong- who LIVES WITHIN HIS INCOME
happt wifthe best and tuest ws the wife who
Sympathizes his effort provide for her best he
ran, and is content with his fare.
The Detroit times., 1910-02-05

men have been on the sick list for
some time past. The concert will Of
fer selections by an orchestra of 60
professional musicians. under the COM
bined direction of Prof. William
Yunck and Hugo Kalsow. Signor
Giuseppe Bartolotta, tenor. will be the
special soloist. Tickets will be placed
on sale at the theater box Office and
at Bryants music store.
The event OF the week unsteady viii
be the appearance Of Mischa Elman,
the sensational Russian Yiolinist, in
the Light Guard armory Wednesday
evening. Feb. q Flman's popularity
in New York was attested on his re-
appearance in that city with the Bos-
ton symphony orchestra, Jan IA. when
he drew an audience that occupied
every seat and every inch OF standing
The Detroit times., 1910-02-05

to Col. Hopkins with this remark:
mo time like the present. Take
this. sir; tell us what you know, and
give me the change"
Chas. l.. Freer OF Detroit is Ameri-
cas- leading collector OF Whistler
paintings. among Mr. Freer's treas
ures being the famous reacock room
decorations from the dining room or
the Leyland house I'm London.
Mr.. Freer Is also collector OF
Whistler anecdotes. one OF which he
told me at recent dinner.
Whistler" he said, once undertook
to get a fellow painters work into the
autumn salon. He succeeded, and the
picture was hung.
But the painter. going TO see his
masterpiece with Whistler on varnish-
ing day uttered a terrible oath when
he heheld II.
Good gracious. he groaned. you
are exhibiting my picture upside
down.
Hush said Whistler. The com.
mittee refused il the other way"
The Detroit times., 1910-02-05

logy OF American Indians. and also
tell about the ethnclogic features aud
literature of the United States. You
will also tell your education and ex-
perience In ethrologic work in the
field and in writing and teaching. Then
you submit LIST OF original publica.
tons or manuscripts on ethnology u
which you are the author-and thars
all.
You get the job unless somebody
else does these things better than
you have.
Ethnology. as we all know. is the
science II the races OF men, their his
tory, customS( and Institutions.
II you get the Job you work in the
Smithsonian Institution al Washington
and it's for life or during good De.
haYior.
The Detroit times., 1910-02-05

sarily augment a prosperous season
for the Goosevale Semi-Professionals
There amt been but one year out OF
twenty that a paid team lasted
through a season in this neck OF the
woods.
The Detroit times., 1910-02-05
GOOSEVALE
CORRESPONDENCE
Young AS He Feels.

young As he reels.
Jerry Pokeberry celebrated his
10Th birthday yesterday. He Is as
clipper and spry as he was a cen.
fury ago and feels At 10 hold his job
as town marshal another ten years II
he continues to be blessed with good
health and a Democratic administra-
ton
Burt Fridemush has gone on q
meat strike and will cut out oyster
plant, kidney beans and egg plant.
Tod Gillyfower is on the grand jury
at BeeleyspOrt This Is the first steady
work he has had for three years. Con-
CALCULATIONS, Tod. VERITAS.
The indoor baseball played round
the Emporium stove does not neces-
The Detroit times., 1910-02-05
From the Frying Pan. Etc

From the frying Pan, Etc.
so you have accepted a better job
in another town. That sort OF gets
you out OF the rut, doesn't it,"
Hardly My new job is in Rut-
land"
The Detroit times., 1910-02-05

Gen. Charles Miller. the Standard
Oil millionaire, Of Franklin, Pa, is
suing his wife for divorce, and men
tions as the grounds, that he dis.
covered she was saving $500 day,
Sundays included,
Inasmuch as the saving Of the
money is submitted as a cause for
divorce, the husbands purpose is 70
show. no doubt, that the $500 a
day was being extorted from him.
The Detroit times., 1910-02-05
THE PUZZLED CLERK"
PROBLEM ANSWERED

Here is the mutilated sum in divis-
ion published yesterday, with all tho
missing figures restored:
749) 63SS97 1853
1922
1869
3745
2247
2247
5000