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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24
The Mise Iersevnnan.

A sweet dispositiOned horse was
slowly pulling delivery wagon down
Seventh street the other afternoon,
when, just below Chestnut street, his
feet crossed and he fell heavily to
the pavement, says the Philadelphia
Telegraph.
Up to that time a large crowd had
been watching some laborers who
were digging a hole in the street near
by, but as soon as the horse turned
f1ip-fop they all SHOOK" the hole and
hustled to the better show. Kind
hands unhitched the fallen horse from
the wagon, but, Notwithstanding this
help and the appeals of the driver, the
horse refused to climb back on his
hOOfs.
While he was still lying on the
cold stones a commuter from South
Jersey joined the jubilee. First he
saw the hole in the ground, next the
horse; then a look of surprise hoated
over his features.
Look here, constable" he said to a
policeman, "ain't we goin' leetle bit
too fast with that boss? Yer liable ter
have all yer work fer nothing"
What do you mean?" asked the
policeman.
WAL, it's jes' this way" said the
rural delegate, should think ye
would kind o's save time by waitin'
ter see if the boss is goin' ter die
afore ye start ter dig hole ter bury
him"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24
Worthy of
Confidence
An Offer Backed by One of
Our Most Reputable
Concerns.

We pay for all the medicine used
during the trial If our remedy fails to
completely relieve YOU of constipation,
We take all the risk. You are not
obligated 10 rs in any way whatever.
If you accent our offer. That's mighty
broad statement, but We mean every
word Of it. Could anything be more
fair for YOU?
A most scientific, common-sense
treatment is ReXall Ordarlies, which
are eaten like candy Their active
principle is a recent scientific disCov-
ry that is Cdorless. colorlnss and taste
less; very pronounced, gentle and
pleasant in action, and particularly
agreeable in every way. This ingre-
dent does not cause diarrhoea, nausea
tiatulence, gripping or any inconven-
fence whatever. Rexall Orderlies are
particularly good for children, aged
and delicate persons.
If you suffer from chronic or
habitual constipation, or the associate
or dependent chronic ailments. we
urge you TO try Rexan Orderlies at our
risk. Remember you can get them in
Pensacola only at our store. u tab
let's 10 cnnts; Sc tablets % cents-The
Rexall Store. The Crystal Pharmacy.
Brent building.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24
SHORT STORIES.
o . . . . . . Q . . . . .

John Cudahy, of Chicago, controls
the Louisville Packing Company, says
the Courier-Journal, and paid a visit
to the local plant not long ago. He
walked through the building unaccOm-
panied, and in one of the corridors
found a wrinkled-faced. weather
beaten old Irishman standing on a
truck his arms folded and his short
pipe lit, putting away like a good fell
low
Mr.. Cudahy said nothing. but kept
on in his little tour of inspection.
After completing it. he returned the
way he had come. and found the old
man still standing in the pose de-
scribed, his pipe going like the eX-
haust of motor boat. He was appar-
emily meditating upon things IN gem
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24
He Qualified.

During the spring of 1864 a com.
pany of Virginia soldiers was encarD.
ed near the home of Mrs. Sawyer. a
woman noted throughout the neigh
borhood for her charitable deeds. One
day, driving by the camp, she saw q
poor, sick soldier lying by the road
side, and stopping her carriage. talk
ed to him for some time, asking about
his health and expressing her sympa-
thy. She noticed while doing so that
on each hand he had two thumbs,
says the Youths Companion.
Upon reaching home she was haunt
ed by the recollection of the poor
man. and although provisions of all
kinds were very scarce she determin
ed to divide with him the few things
she had in the house.
After preparing the basket, she re-.
membered that she had not asked his
name, but recalling his deformitv,
wrote on the cover. For the soldier
with two thumbs"
Giving it to a trusted negro with
minute directions, she sent him on
horseback to the camp.
She was much surprised at his
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24
Twenty-Four
And Nineteen,

An Associated Press dispatch from
New York, IN. Y, U. S. Az says:
Arthur z. Zimmerman, the impress
i've looking foreigner said to have
posed as Baron Won Lichtenstein"
when seeking matrimonial alliances
with title-loving women of means, was
sentenced in the Brooklyn county
court from four years and eight
months TO nine years and six months
in prison today.
He was convicted on the charge Of
perjury in having sworn falsely that
he was unmarried when applying last
April for license to marry a Brook
lyn woman.
Judge Dixie, in imposing the sen
tence, scored Zim7a,-rman severely for
having married wenty-four women
Since 1872. Zimmerman has nineteen
children, six OF whom are twins, and is
under indictment for bigamy.
We don't blame Brother Dixie. He
was right in scolding the man for such
recklessness. We favor marriage in a
mild form, but, like Mark Twain, we
would admonish the young folks not
to marry to excess" It's all right to
try it twice, or even two dozen times,
but il is nothing but fair that one
should wait and take his wives alter
nately, for to take more than one at a
time is to bite off more than you can
chew.
In ytew Of the sad absence of a
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24
The Cabin Bow.


William Shillaber, the secretary of
the newsboys' summer camp on
Staten Island. was praising newsboy
character, says the Washington Star
THE newsboy is a good fellow" he
said. His bitterest enemy can at.
tribute no worse fault to him than
mischievousness. And mischievous.
ness isn't a fault-it is only an ex-
cess-an excess of high spirits
Mr.. Shillaber laughed.
"a newsbOy friend of mine," he
said, took to the sea. He became
cabin boy on a tramp collier. He was
a good boy, but
Once. when our white squadron
was at Newport, this collier steamed
in her slow way shoreward with her
nesign upside down. the signal of dis
tress-distress of the direst.
INSTANTLY a pretty sight was to be
seen. Every warship in the fleet low.
cred a lifeboat, and all those beauti-
full, snowy boats, manned by jackies
in spotless white duck. raced for the
grimy old collier at breakneck speed.
A pretty sight, indeed.
The captain of the collier stood on
the bridge. He waved his hat. And
the crews pulled all the faster.
"As they drew close, they heard
the mans cries.
"'Come on! Pulls Get down to it,
he roared, dancing about wildly.
Whats the matter, captain?" the
first officer to reach the collier asked
bTeathlessly
Why, nothing's the matter" the
captain answered in a surprised voice
Then why's your ensign upside
down?'
It's that boy Hank again. said he
And here l thought it was a regat-
ta''
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24
UNCLE JOE CANNON.
, o . e~~~~>~>>>e 4

The personality of Uncle joe" the
later GEAR" born in .Guilford, North
Carolina, May Z, 1886.
Is lawyer and was formerly states
attorney for Illinois.
Was first elected speaker by the
fifty-eighth congress.
Lives in Danville, III.
Has wiry white whiskers on his
chin, with his upper lip clean shaven.
Sometimes uses "cuss'' words to ex-
press jubilation or excitement.
Illustrates his points by biblical and
quaint stories.
Wears boots and likes to put his
feet on his desk during session of
the house.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24

speedy return, and asked how he had
managed to find the man so soon.
He was de fust one I see," said
Sam. Il was gwine long, and SOL
der ask me what I got in dat basket,
and I tole i'm a chicken and things
for de man wild two thumbs, and he
say he was de one and l give him de
basket"
Did he have two thumbs on each
hand?' she asked.
We'll, he didn't say nothin' bout
whar he had EN-. He jes' say he got
two thumbs"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24

eral, for he seemed to take no inter-
est in the progress of the truck.
What are you doing?" inquired
Mr.. Cudahy gently, not wishing to
rouse the dreamer too suddenly.
Nothing" replied the latter sto!id-
ly.
do you know who ann" retorted
the Chicagoan quickly. I'm Mr.. Cud-
ahy. the president of this company"
is that SOP" inquired the truckman
with interest. well, we've got a fine
job, and OF advise ye to hold on to
ut"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24

services at 1880 p. M, with a fine pro-
gram by the children and young peo-
pie of the Sunday school.
The county is making good progress
with the new road to Cantonment and
is doing good work over some very
difficult places.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24
What Watterson
Thinks of It.

The reinforcement of Speaker Can
non could hardly be complete until we
see what Col. Watterson thinks of the
affair
Let the venerable Kentuckian tell it
as only he could tell it.
In an editorial on THE Rift in the
Clouds" he salutes Joe Cannon thus.
stand up, you magnificent old
reprobate, whilst we salute you and
amid the cowardly clamor and the
Tibald jeers, we render you the
homage of lifelong foeman.
You fit good fight. You held out
long and well Except that you are an
old man, they would not have dared
but even at that you made them play
bali.
Now, they want to unload on you
the sins Of the Republican party. All.
Joseph, Joseph-dear old Uncle Joe
it is true enough that parties, like re-
publics, are ungrateful!"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24

His cigar has made him famous, and
when he can't smoke he carries one
unlighted in his mouth.
Chews plug tobacco and often stops
in the middle of a sentence to re-
pleniSh his supply.
Is awkward and ungainly in appear
ance. but is remarkably spry and Well
preserved for his age
is a master of the game of politics
and in rough and tumble debates says
many mean things about his oppon-
ents.
Is personally antagonistic to insur-
gents.
Is left-handed, and in speaking
waves his arms. Sometimes when
heated up by his talk, removes his tie
and collar and takes off his coat.-Bir.
mingham Age-Herald.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24

All run down, easily tired, thin, pale,
nervous? And do not know what TO
take F.? Then go direct to your doctor.
Ask his opinion of Ayers non-alcohol-
ic SarsapariIla. No alcohol, no stimu-
lation. A blood purifier, nerve tonic,
a strong Alternative, an aid TO digestion.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24
PENSACOLA FLORIDA, THURSDAY MORNING MARCH a. 1910

democratic tariff, it is also lamentable
that man who wears galluses must
be the holder of twenty-four wives and
nineteen children.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24
a NIGHT ALARM

Worse thar an alarm Of fire at night
is the metallic cough of Group. Care
full mothers keep Foley's Honey and
Tar in the house and give it at the
first sign of danger. Foley's Honey
and Tar has saved many little lives
No opiates W. A. DAlemberte, drug
gist and apothecary, 121 S. Palafox
street
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24

I hereby announce myself a candidate
for Ccunty Treasurer, subject to the ac-
ton of the Democratic Primal ies, and
respectfully solicit the votes of all.
w. N. VANPELT
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24

I hereby announce myself candidate
for reelection to the office of County
Treasurer, subject to the action of the
democratic primaries, and respectfully So
licit the support of all democrats.
j. ED. WILLIAMS
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24

ZOE couNrY TREAsIIRER

I hereby announce my candidacy for
the nomination of County Treasurer, SUBJ
ject to the action of the Democratic pri-
marieS.
w. A. DUNHAM
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24

I hereby announce myself candidate
for County Treasurer, subject to the ac-
tien of the democratic primaries.
GAM J. MORGAN
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24
BIG GIFTS Of
M|[L|ONAIRES
ANDREW CARNEGIE HEADS THE
LIST-ROCKEFEL is SEC
OND-FORTUNES GIVEN TO
COLLEGES AND OTHER PUBLIC
WORKS.

Talk about misery plutocarts, but
Americans set an example OF liber-
atty that has no comparison in the
world, as will be observed from the
following lists:
in
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24

I am a candidate for County Commits
sioner from District No. 4. subject to the
action of the Democratic Primary, and
will appreciate your support.
D. NJ MERRITT
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24

Pneumonia follows a cold but never
follows the use of Foley's Honey and
Tar which stops the cough, heals the
lungs and expels the cold from the
system. w. A. D'Alemberte, druggist
and apothecary, 121 S. Palafox street.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24

I hereby announce my candidacy for
county treasurer, subject to the action of
the democratic primaries.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24

l hereby announce my candidacy for
County Treasurer, subject to the action of
the Democratic primaries.
JOEL FRAZIER
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24

/ announce myself candidate for re-
election as County Commissioner from
the Democratic Primaries.
d. r. McQUARRIE.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24

I hereby announce my candidacy for
County Commissioner from District No S.
subject to the action of the democratic
primaries.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24

1 hereby announce myself a candidate
for reelection to the office of County
Commissioner from District No !, subject
to the action of the Democratic Prinla RES
N Nick OERTINC
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24

John Sharp Williams vowed he
wouldn't be interviewed when he re-
tired from congress, but the recent
upheaval at the capital so pleased the
gentleman from Mississippi that he
broke his pledge and submitted to a
reporter.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24
FoR COUNTY COMMISSIONER

hereby announce my candidacy for re-
election as county commissioner from
District No. s, subject to the action OF the
democratic primary.
GEO. H. DAVIS,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24
BEULAH.
Special TO The journal.

Beulah, March 23.-Tle Weather this
week so far is all that could be de-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24

I hereby announce my candidacy for
County Commissioner from District No 8
subject 10 the action of the Democratic
Primary. j. FISHER
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24

am candidate for State Senator from
Escambia County, subject to the action
of the Democratic Primaries, and will
appreciate the support of the white demo-
cratic voters.
JOHN p STOKES
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24

I hereby announce my candidacy for
County Commissioner from District No.
3, subject to the action of the democratic
". % aDr,xx-r-.,v
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24
Political Announcements.
FOR STATE SENATOR

To the Democratic Voters of Escambia
County. Florida
/ hereby announce my candidacy for
State Senator. from Escambia County.
Florida, subject TO your approval in the
Democratic Primaries, and l earnestly
solicit your support.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24

/ hereby announce my candidacy for
County Commissioner from District No 4
subject TO the action of the Democratic
Primary.
ARTHUR w. DAVIS.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24
FoR REPREsENTATIvE

I hereby announce my candidacy for
the democratic nomination as one of the
members of the house of representatives
from Escambia county, and respectfully
solicit the support of the voters in the
democratic primaries.
II. A. JENNINGS
/ hereby announce my candidacy for
representative TO the legislature, subject
to the action of the Democratic primaries,
and will appreciate the support of all
democrats.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24


The Pensacola Journal says: Uncle
Joe is making his last stand against
the insurgents" tt you'll Just watch
him you may have chance to revise
your opinion.-Greensboro IN. c.
News.
We are watching, also waiting.
The long hat pin worn in Chicago
will hereafter be the signal for $50
fine. But what woman would object
to paying that small Zee" to complete
her battery of fixtures on fine hat?
The Times-Union asks: rs this a
republic?" and just below is another
editorial on The downfall of republic
anism." Looks like the T.-U. is get
ting pessimistic.
| It's all well and good for you to &c
TO church Sunday, but start a war on
the fly and mosquito today.
Mr.. Cannon's clothes don't fit him
better, but dehornment does not ill be
come him.
Everything's ready, so far as we
know, Teddy. So come on.
There are some who take roles
while other take rolls.
Maybe congress wanted to amend
for that tariff law.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24
FOR SCHOOL BOARD.

I hereby announce my candidacy for
member of the county school board from
district No. /, subject to the action OF
the democratic primary.
WIN. II. CRAWFORD.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-24

| hereby announce myself as a candi-
date for reelection for member of the
Board Of Instruction for the third district,
subject to the action of the Democratic
Primary. My platform is: Education for
meet the demands that are Incumbent
upon each individual as factors of this
great government; also raising the stand
ard of the instructors to that of a pro-
fessio1, instead of as a means of mere
livelihood" Thanking the voters for their
children's educational interests will be
my whole consideration in the future.
J. w. CRARY.
hereby announce my candidacy to
succeed myself as a member of the Board
OF Public Instruction, from District No. I,
subject to the action of the democratic
primary.
d. J. HAYES.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1910-11-02
RECORD CROWDS
At CORONATION
Many Americans Will Witness
Installation of King George
of England

London, Nov. 2.-Despite the fact
that the coronation invitation lists to
state balls and other functions will be
ruthlessly cut down and very care
fully examined, next years season
promises to be record one. judging
by inquiries already made for private
houses, flats and suites at hotels.
There will be an immense number of
Americans and colonials in town next
May. At Claridge. the Carlton, the
Annuals have booked their rooms and
at the less fashionable hotels whole
floors have been engaged for June.
The duke of Norfolk has already
begun his labors as master Of cere-
monies in connection with the coro-
nation, but the man most to be pitied
is the lord chamberlain. wno will be
deluged with applications from tens
of thousands clamoring to be invited
to the coronation festivities. The
only person admitted to the presence
of Queen Mary since she lost her ia
vorite brother, Prince Frankois of
Teck, has been Louise, duchess of
Devonshire, who spent an hour trying
to comfort her majesty.
Although the queen does not alto
gether approve Of some of the aged
duchess little ways, she has long had
quiet regard for her and there is
probably nobody for her in England
SO sympathetic as this wonderful old
woman, who married two dukes and
was at one time considered the most
beautiful foreigner who ever burst up
on the social horizon Of London. The
old duchess helped the late Prince
Francis. to whom she was devoted
out OF one or two youthful scrapes
and it was principally for this rca-
son that Queen Mary sent for her.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1910-11-02
FARGO news STORY
. ENTIRELY UNTRUE
Yellow Sheet Has Utter Disre.
gard for Facts-Entire
Story a Fabrication

Bismarck, N. D.. Nov. 2.-Just to
shoH the utter unreliability of the
news columns Of the Fargo News,
where political matters are concern
ed. the Bismarck dispatch in it's
issue of Sunday morning, is cited, in
which it is stated that C. A. Johnson,
Republican candidate for governor,
was In Bismarck all day Friday
closeted with Alexander Mckenzie,
that an attempt was made Friday
night to hold a johnson campaign in
opposition to the Burke campaign
meeting, that it continued until IL
o'clock with an attendance of few
small boys, and was finally given up
as dismal failure
c. A. Johnson, Republican candi-
date for governor, was not in Bis
marck on Friday: He was in Morton
county, passing through from James
town Friday morning and not stop
ping at Bismarck, and he returned
Saturday morning to jamestown, 60
ing south to LaMoure county.
There was no attempt to hold any
political meeting with Johnson as
speaker. The Young Mems Republi-
can club held a business meeting
early in the evening, and adjourned
at O'Clock so that those who might
desire to do so could attend the Burke
meeting, 1t being announced that Gov,
ernor Burke was resident of Bis
marck, was speaker at political
meeting, and that Republicans might
desire to hear him.
Excopt for hainp noanifestlv false
and untrue, the article in the News is
all right-if that is the News idea OF
campaigning and newspaper etiquette
This one instance ought to be
enough to convince the News most
sincere adherent of the utter unrelia-
bility of it's political news.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1910-11-02
Killed By Vendetta Four DAYS
After His Arrival in
America
SHOT TO DEATH As he SLEPT
BESIDE his WIFE IN THEIR HOME
Assassins Entered the Room Through
n Window and Fired a Bullet
Through the Victims Breast-Wife
Tells Story of Fear.

San Francisco, Nov. 2 Lying be-
side her sleeping husband last night.
Mrs. Antonio Valentine, heard the
crash of glass and moment later
saw two mea climb through the win
dow Of their room from the porch
roof without. Too frightened to
move or cry out, Mrs. Valentine
watched one Of the intruders steal up
to the bed, deliberately placed a pis-
tol at her husbands breast and fire
a shot that brought instant death to
the sleeping man. BY the time the
woman succeeded in recovering her
voice and rising an alarm the mur-
derer and his companion had escap-
ed
Valentine with his wife and three
children arrived about four days ago
having come aalmost direct from
Italy. Mrs. Valentine says they left
Naples very hurriedly, her husband
protesting great fear for his life for
some reason not revealed to her. The
police believe that family vendetta
or the vengeance of some secret 80.
ciety, explains Valentines murder.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1910-11-02
sKs, N. d. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 1910.

asked BRAND to, form new ministry
and the latter accepted. 1t is likely
that Foreign Minister Pichon, Minis
ter Of Commerce Depuy, Minister of
War and the navy Lapeyrere will re-
main in the new cabinet. M. Miller,
minister Of public works. posts and
telegraphs and NJ. Visiana, minister
Of labor, dissented from the BRAND
program and their retirement is like
ly to be permanent. Millerand es-
pecially was dissatisfied, insisting
that the principal of arbitration
should be recognized more broadly by
the government. Just what Brands
program of future legislation provid-
ed had not been made known to the
public when the resignation Of the
cabinet was announced.
The fact that there was divergence
Of views among the ministers was
we'll known. the resignation created
sensation. It had been expected
Premier BRAND would remain and
remodel the ministry in harmony
with his views on the parliamentary
program to meet future strike
crisis