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II shall arrange II as much as pos
sible," report Hon. Leather Pants. So
he cross over road to where a small
blond Cow Punch stood reading Works
of Bernard Shaw with goldy eye-glass
This is my cow-pardner. AIgy van
Twiller," he say So "Algy, this Jo-
Uncle gentleman Is so obnoxious as to
require a slight lynching festival to be
shot off, SO he can take the sweet MEM
DRY back to Danville. Ill Could we ar
range this strangling entertainment, If
convenient
I'VE are always chivalrous to stran-
gers commute Hon. Algy. Therefore
we shall call up our Wild Western
friends & see what we shall"
ties by fingers & GIL Rude Riders come
clipping from all directions on fierce &
fiery motorcycles. AS they fncroached
up they swung their lariats loosely
around their sombreros and gave the
Yale yell.
Favored sons OF old ELL" say Hon
Cow Punch. ten dull. monotonous days
has passed of since last we had a lynch
ing"'
How time do drag say a hawk-eyed
desperate with Harvard sweater.
1T must never be said that dear old
Wyoming is not hospitable to travellers"
he say EDWARDS. when Hon. T. Roose-
Welt was touring in our midst did we
not shoot a Indian, brand 800 steers and
give a photograph recital so as to make
everything pleasant & homeike for his
benefat?" (Cries Of 20 surely yesv)
Therefore. let us get busy and give some
body an uplft."
A elderly Cow Boy OF Johns Hopkins
appearance blew down the barrel Of his
gas-pipe looking revolver & spoke uply.
Fellow graduates" he says, what is
a wedding without a bride? And what,
likewise. is a lynching without some
body to tie a knot tor
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20 surely not to do.' yali. 1T would
be too announcement for me-
"Selnsh!" they collapse in unicorn.
would you not be willing to incon-
venience yourself slightly to make others
happy"
Enraged banbais Of Samurai origin
leap from my wrists and elbows.
IF you lynch one hair Of my head"
snagger. you shall be legally prose-
cuted by the Emperor who lives In
Toxic"
THE only Emperor we know live on
Sycamore HILL" they snib coldly.
And nextly 1 knew I was enroped by
lassos while all the population OF Wyom-
ing sang Fair Harvard" Bright Col
lege Days" and other Varsity selections
while ushering me to Whooping Cough
Gulch where the regular lynching-or-
chard was located.
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Fellow students" / rasp with nerves.
dicular life Please forgive any crimes
didn't do. because OF my Heather par
entage Please send news Of my death
to the Editor for which write. 1t would
make him very sad to miss IL. Farebye,
When 1 am in yonder top-tree. complete
ly dead. shall not be surprised by such
plainness that It takes a little College
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-09-11

Professor Peabody. you are always
right" say Hon. Cow Punch. "A lynch
ing in which nobody is hurt Is too dry
& Sunday-closing to be wholesome.
Therefore who must be It? We cannot
afford to pull up Hon. Cannon. because
that would make Vic Murdoch too hap
py Neither could we afford to rope
Hon. Sherman. because what would
Utica do for National Hero If he
should be removed? Neither could we
lynch Hon. Bryan, because his political
neck has already been broke IL times
without any apparent result to the Demo-
cratic Party. Who, then, shall We
string?''
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y the 18th inst
Cousin Nogi be-
came s GU q v
compressed by sad
thoughts.
Human life" he
say, lis perishable
like bananas. All
grand things de-
compose. l. " e .
Life Religion,
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Foo 6vR 0uuRsAA Am g1s1autEt zz a11R3rY
PcxyonaHy conducfodE by
H S44FABRRA WALLACE fFeVF4f3

All Cow Lads look to me suddenly
with eyes full Of bales.
"Hashimura Togo" they holla togeth-
erwards He Is light and cheap full
of loathsome japanese characteristics"
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Sherman, who is fond OF Indian stats
ticks.
Among my people I wear the simple
name of FrozenAr,telope-N Neglected. by
the Board -of-Health," he report, But
when | rowed with the Harvard eight
was known as j. Harvey Fitzgibbon."
We thank him seriously and leave him
on his ant-hill reading THE Inner
Shrine" by f. Phillips Oppenheim.
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tach themselves TO rope. Thusfy I stood
in suspense awaiting to be suspended.
Hoping you arc the same
Yours truly
HAsHIMURA TOGO.
S.P.-PIease attach following Adv nsxt
to some delicious suicide where q VIII
be read:
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cey NJ Depew has just finished his after
dinner coffee.
Togo say Hon. Cow Punch with
Episcopalian voice. at is only chivalrous
to ask our guests to make a few clos
ing remarks. Please do not take ad-
vantage OF our kindness by saying any,
thing"
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At lastly we arrive to q tree OF upright
appearance. A cow-catching clothes
line was tied neatly to my speaking
tubes. Everybody look polite but I'M
happy, like they do when Hon. Chaun-
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To Editor Sunday Star, sweethearted
Printer to who 1 bow my Rev. Stomach
Dear Mr.. Sir
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
FOREIGN.

Eugent Ely. an aviator who attempt.
ed to fly between Winnipeg and Port.
age La Prairie late Friday night, fell
several hundred feet and was picked
up in a dying condition.
Germany has issued no statement
that could be construed into antago.
nism of the American government in
what that government has done. is do.
ing. or may do. in Nicaragua. says the
German foreign office at Berlin.
The mounted police at Kamsack.
Saskatchewan. received hurry orders
to go to Neres!1, seven miles out,
where the Doukhobors were on a ram.
page. They found a party of thirty
five. almost nude. who had burned
their clothing and chattels and were
chanting hymns.
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
W. r. NJ. Convention.

Denver-A number OF interesting
questions will come up before the
convention OF the Western Fedora
tion OF Miners to be held here for the
next couple Of weeks. among which
will be the recommendation Of the
executive committee that every mem.
ber of the association be assessed two
days pay during the coming fiscal
year for the purpose Of raising an
emergency fund. Officers Of the as.
sociation declare that the fund is for
no special purpose. but that they wish
to have plenty OF money on hand to
meet any difficulties that may come
up. The convention will also con.
slider the question OF an affiliation Of
the Western Federation with the
American Federation Of Labor. The
executive committee OF the Western
organization has had this question un.
der consideration for some time. and
1t Is now being considered by the OF
ficers Of the American Federation.
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
WAShlNGTON,

No decision has been made by the
state department in the case of Por
ter Charlton. the alleged murderer of
his wife in Italy.
In an official statement the Inter,
state Commerce Commission has an.
rounced its intention to suspend all
tariffs naming general and important
rate advances. pending an investiga.
ton as to the reasonableness of the
proposed increases.
The Bureau OF Indians Affairs has
taken cogniZance OF report that
thirty-nine Ogalalla Sioux Indians
from the Pine Ridge reservation in
South Dakota attached to a wild west
exhibition are stranded In Brussels. Ii
necessary. the bureau will adopt meas.
ures to bring the red men home.
More than $lO.OOO.OOO reduction in
the postal deficit was made In the
first nine months OF the fiscal year
just ended. according to returns re-.
ceived by Postmaster General Hitch.
cock. Such reduction Is unprecs.
dented in the history OF the depart.
ment. The deficit for the nine months
was $2,7O9.OO0 as against $l2,S32, 900
in the same period Of the preceding
fiscal year.
The tide of emigration OF homesesk.
ers to Canada. which has been the
subject OF great concern to the admin
istrators OF the public domain for the
last few years. has turned. in the opin.
ion OF officials OF the Reclamation
Service. During the last nine months,
1t was said at the reclamation office.
fifteen thousand settlers have re-
turned to the States from Canada and
the prospects for a general backward
movement are bright.
Confined in a filthy cell. six by five
feet. unfed save by charitable strang
crs. William Pittman. an American.
captured by the Madriz government
forces near Bluafields. was found In an
Dvercrowded local prison at Managua.
Mic. by Consul Olivares. who tele.
Graphed the state department that he
visited Pittman. discovered the revolt.
ing conditions and through protests
forced DR.. Madriz to furnish the ad-
senturous American better prison &C
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
SPORT.
WESTERN LEAGUE.

Jack" HorLer. widely known in
baseball circles. died at hotel in New
Orleans as \ result OF fall.
Abe Attell. featherweight champion
OF the world. and Pete McVeigh OF Sc.
attic. have been matched to fight in
Seattle on the night Of July &c.
Sheriff Marrerro Of jefferson Parish.
La. where nearly all prize fights in
Louisiana have been fought. has issued
an order prohibiting the Nelson-Wol.
gast fight, which was being figured on
by local promoters for Labor Day
William Durand. who claims the
heavyweight pugilistic championship
Of the United States navy. was convict.
ed at Hampton. by a jury in the Cir.
cult Court Of prize fighting. He was
sentenced to one year in the peniten.
tiary.
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
,noeu,ated or.sshoppsrs Turned Loose

lnoeulated orasshoppers Turned Loose.
Fort Collins.-After nearly eight
years. inoculated grasshoppers turned
out by Prof. c. Gillette. entomologist
Of the Agricultural College. are doing
deadly work and II is believed that in
u short time the destructive grasshop.
pers infesting the entire state will be
wiped out. The first signs OF the de.
struction were found by I. W. Bennett
on his ranch ten miles east OF here.
where millions OF dead grasshoppers
sre strewn over the field.
Prof. Gillette and those who have
followed his experiment had almost
given up hope OF success OF his at
tempt to rid the state Of the grass.
hopper plague. but are now full OF jub-
ilation.
The grasshoppers were inoculated
with a germ in the nature OF cholera
and were strewn about the state with
view to having them infect other
grasshoppers.
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
SLEEPING IN THE OPEN AIR
Useful Book With Full Directions
Given Away by PhiIanthropie
Association.

Direction for Living and Sleepin.
in the Open Air." is the title OF
pamphlet being sent out by the Ma
tional Association for the Study and
Prevention of tuberculosis to Its local
representatives in all parts OF the
United States. The pamphlet 10
meant to be a handbook OF informa-
ticn for anybody who desires to sleep
out Of doors In his own home. 1t en-
phasizes the fact that outdoor sleep
ing is as desirable for the we'll as for
sick. The booklet will be sent free
OF cha, ge to any one applying for 1t at
the headquarters Of the National AZ
aociat on for the Study and Preven-
ton Of tuberculosis in New York. or
to the secretary Of any local or state
antituberculosis association.
Some of the subjects OF which the
pamphlet treats are. how to take the
open-air treatment in tenement
house: how to build a small shack or
cabin on a fiat roof In the city; how
to make one comfortable while sleep
ing outdoors either in hot or cold
weather: how to arrange porch on .
country house: and how to build .
cheap porch: the construction Of tents
and tent houses: the kinds Of beds
and bedding to use In outdoor sleep
ing. and various other topics. The
book is we'll illustrated and attrac-
lively prepared.
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22

St. Paul. Minn.-Reaching across
the continent. Theodore Roosevelt has
Quieted the trouble-makers who were
trying to disrupt the National Conserv.
vinced that the insurgents" were 60
ing to capture the convention and
make things uncomfortable for the
Taft administration. Harmony has
been restored. and Clifford Pinchot.
whom the stalwarts believed they hal
dethroned. still is master of the stu.
atton
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
he EMPHASIZES HIS VIEWS WITH
REGARD TO REPUBLICAN
PARTY PLATFORMS.
TEDDY THE DIPLOMAT
IN SPITE OF INSURGENTS, CON.
sERvATIoN CONGRESS FINDS
PINcHoT ON DECK.

Beverly. Mass.President Taft Sun
day stated with striking emphasis
the position he is taking with regard
to Republican state platforms and
candidates. The President does not
think he should be called upon to
write the party declarations in the diff
ferent commonwealths or to name men
for any OF the elective offices. A
President. 1t was intimated. has q
pretty big Job on his hands when he
undertakes to fulfil all the pledges In
the national platform and to bring
Congress around to the same way OF
thinking.
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
To Grow Up With the Country.

Greeley.-Although nearly rs years
old. Ross Magnus rode horseback all
the way from West Virginia for the
purpose OF buying a farm in Colorado.
It was his first trip from home and he
says 1t was great and worth all the
trouble. What like best" said the
traveller, was watching the way folks
lived. Everybody was kind to me and
my horse. All my kin are dead
sold my little farm a few months ago
and concluded would have to start
out to see the world before got old" &"
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
CONDENSED RECORD OF THE
PROGRESS OF EVENTS At
HOME AND ABROAD.
FROM ALL SOURCES
SAYINGS, 0oiNGs, ACHIEVE.
MENTs, sUFFERINGs. HOPES
AND FEARS OF MANKIND.
WESTERN.

Portland. Ore. has had $500.
900 fire. Two are dead and three 9th
ers missing.
Joseph CARL. we'll qnown newypa
per artist and cartoonist. died at his
home in Portland. Ore. OF apoplexy.
a. G. Spalding. the sporting goods
manufacturer. will be a primary candi'
date for the United States Senate from
California.
Another case Of infantile paralysis.
making five in the state in the last
month. has been reported to the Kan.
sas Board OF Health.
Officials OF the forest service report
that thirteen forest fires are now rag.
ing in western Montana and that the
situation Is serious.
James Parkerson. aged III years. &C.
complished the feat OF riding horse.
back sixty miles in one day. He is a
resident OF Eastland county. Texas.
near the town OF Cisco.
The interest OF land seekers has
been recently aroused in the Sun River
irrigation project in Montana and the
unit are being rapidly occupied.
Sept. 9 next Harry Thorne. 10 years
old. will be shot to death at the state
rrison at Salt Lake for the murder OF
George W. Fassell. a groceryman. Sen.
tence was pronounced BY District
Judge Lewis. the prisoner choosing
the bullet in accordance with the law
giving him choice.
The movement headed by President
Magnus Brown OF the Minnesota Wool
Growers Association. to lease the
plant OF the Rio Grande Woolen Mills
u Albuquerque for western wool grow
trs. and conduct from there a fight for
independence. has already caused a
stampede Of eastern buyers to Magda.
lena. the wool shipping center of cen.
trail New Mxico.
Drought In the northwest is serious.
iy affecting the cattle men. threaten
ing them with great losses and posi-.
bility with financial ruin. The lack OF
rain and scourge Of grasshoppers
have goaded a number Of sheep grow.
ers OF Montana to make an urgent tel
egraphic appeal to the forest service
that the Beartooth and Absaroka ma.
tional forest reserves be thrown open
to the flocks.
President Taft Thursday withdrew
several million acres OF coal lands in
different states Of the West. bringing
the total acreage Of coal lands with.
drawn by him up to the enormous to
tai OF 7l.5lS.5sS. The areas covered
are as follows: Arizona. l6l. $50 acres:
Colorado. 6.lel.l6l acres: Montana.
2O.20S.S65 acres: New Mexico. 2,944,
27s acres: North Dakota. l7.S2S.lS2
acres: Oregon. le2.5G2 acres: South
Dakota. 2.ST0.2S7 acres: Utah. 5.sl+.
ss7 acres: Washington. 2.2O7 .967
acres: Wyoming. l3.099.7lS acres.
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
North Lonamont Saloons Closed.

Longmont.-The saloons In North
Longmont are closed at last. after sew.
eral years OF hard work by the anti
saloon people Of this city. 1t was the
local option Law which accomplished
the desired result. as last fall over
two.thirds Of the voters In Precinct
"a voted to make It dry. The saloons
died hard and 1t took decision Of the
Supreme Court to shut them up. Real
estate In North l-ongmont has already
taken a jump. although the saloons
have been closed only three or fou,
days.
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
Tot Drowned In Ditch.

Greeley.-While his parents sat on
the porch reading. Harold. the. two.
year-old babe OF J. 5. Clague. fell into
a small irrigation ditch Thursday
night and was drowned. His eleven.
year.old brother found the body few
minutes later. but life was extinct.
The parents did not know water had
been turned into the ditch.
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
Fears Typhoid Epidemic.

Denver.--Colorado Is In danger Of q
typhoid epidemic this fall. In the opin.
ion of Commissioner Cannon OF the
state pure food department. He bases
his view on the prevalence OF flies.
which. according to reports received.
are four times rs bad In all parts OF
the state as In previous years. This
condition Is thought TO be owing to
the dry spring and summer.
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
"Unele Joe" VIII Not Down,

Winfield. kan.-Despite the fact
that he was overcome by the hea,
while delivering a Chautauqua address
here Saturday. Joseph G. Cannon.
speaker OF the House OF Representa-.
uves. said Sunday he was feeling as
vigorous as ever. and continues his
speeches.
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
Cionmei Sold.

Denver.-Mrs. Thomas F. Walsh.
widow of the late Thomas F. Walsh.
reconsidered her recent refusal to &C.
cept the Sl5O.OOO offer for Clonmel.
the beautiful summer home OF the
Washes few miles south of Denver.
and has sold the place to Horace W.
Bennett and Jerome I. Richie.
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
GENE RAJ.

The American Institute OF HON
eopathy elected DR.. J. G. Jones Of
Cleveland. Ohio. president.
4 sheet OF window glass fell five
stories In New York and killed Miss
Lena Phillips. She was almost de-
capitated.
Five hundred New York cloak and
skirt manufacturers have organized a
united resistance against the strike OF
their employees.
John Struble. chief Of police OF Clin.
ton. ILL.,. was shot and fatally wounded
Shile graphing with a criminal and
his death Is expected.
Found guilty Of conspiracy, William
P. White. mayor Of Lawrence. Mass.
has been sentenced to three year3 in
the house Of correction and fined ST.
900.
August Hermann OF Cincinnati has
been elected grand exalted ruler at
the largest meeting OF the grand lodge
Of Benevolent and Protective Order Of
Elks ever held.
Indictments against thirteen persons
have been returned by Rock Island
Ull) grand jury which since May 3rd
has been probing alleged. fraternal in
surance frauds.
Twenty thousand Elks marched In
the big parade at Detroit which was
witnessed by 100000 people. Three
hundred spectators were temporarily
incapacitated by the heat.
President Woodrow Wilson Of
Princeton University has announced
that he would accept the Democratic
nomination for governor Of this state
II he were convinced that majority
of the party desired him to run.
Judge Kelly. in the Supreme Court
III Brooklyn. enjoined the Supreme
Council of the Royal Arcanum from
raising the assessment rates OF the
members OF the organization higher
than they were when they Joined the
order.
bet on an election has been passed by
the Georgia House of Representatives.
The bill is not aimed at freak bets. but
seeks to prevent the wager of money
or articles of value. The measure still
has to be passed by the Senate.
Theodore Roosevelt has given out
the itinerary of his western trip as fol.
%. arrive Cheyenne: Aug. 90. Denver:
Aug. 81. Ossawatomie. Kas.: Sept. 2.
Omaha: Sept. 3. Sioux Falls. S. D.:
Sept. 5. Fargo. N. D.: Sept. 6. St
raul: Sept. I. Milwaukee: Sept. s.
Freeport. ILL.,. and Chicago: Sept. 10.
rittsburg: Sept. II. arrive New York.
There was increased excitement in
the cotton market Friday with every
indication that the long talked Of July
squeeze was at last on. owing to an
even more urgent demand from July
and August shorts. Prices had fur.
ther sensational advance, with July
cotton selling at $l6.43. or so points
above the closing point the night be-
fore. and fully IS bale above the
price ruling before the covering move
ment started.
John Ennis. aged 50. the Stamford
Conn. pedestrian who is after the
western record across the continent
left Cheyenne for the west Friday
twenty-six days ahead of Weston's rec
crd. He carries a message from Mayor
Gaynor of New York to Mayor McCar
ty of San Francisco.
Theodore Roosevelt says with EN-
phasis that he has taken no stand in
favor OF either the insurgents or the
the regulars in the Republican party;
and he desires to correct any impress
sion that he is showing favoritism.
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
Electric Road Opened.

Grand Junction.-Electric interur.
ban communication was established
Thursday between Grand Junction and
Fruita. and in honor Of the event n
celebration more elaborate than any
ever held In this section was given
Jointly by the two cities. Over 1000
people flom all WESTERN Colorado
Joined to make the celebration a sue.
cess.
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
To Divert Canadian Grain.

Neutrality-suspicious. is to have
railroad connection with Winnipeg
which will divert to it a large part OF
the wheat traffic OF the Canadian
Northwest. Grand Trunk back OF
plan.
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
Prize.Winnino Aeronauts.

Bournemouth. England-Leon Nor
ane. the French aviator. has been Of
ftcially awarded the first prizes at the
meeting Just ended for speed. altitude.
sea flight and general merit. ]. Arm.
strong Drexel. son Of Anthony Drexel.
comes next as the highest prize win.
ner. while Graham White. the English
aviator. takes third place.
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
This Week viii Be Warm.

Washington - According to the
weather bureau forecast. in the plains
states and the Northwest. this week
will open with high temperature and
there will be warmer weather during
the middle OF the week In the Missis-
sippi valley.
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
Graft Investigation in New York

New York-Actual work OF investi.
eating the charges OF graft in the New
York legislature will begin in this city
July 26th. according to decision
reached at SPECIAL meeting OF the leg.
islative commission at the Murray Hin
hotel
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
Eioht In the Runnino.

Sacramento-With five Republicans.
one Democrat. one Prohibtionist and
one Socialist in the race for nomina.
tion for governor. the entries for Cal.
Eornia's first election under the di.
rect primary law has closed
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
Christian Unity Movement.

New York-Twelve clergymen and
twelve laymen Of the Episcopal church
have just Incorporated the Christian
Unity Foundation. which hopes. by
the operation Of the spirit Of God. the
various Christian bodies may be knit
together in more evident unity In the
essentials Of faith and practice and In
one organic Nfe."
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
Christian Science "Insuroents.-

Boston-Sixteen Of the practitioners
who were identified with and support.
cd Mrs. Augusta Stetson in her con.
troversy with the first Church Of
Christ. Scientist. In New York City.
have been dropped from membership
b, the board OF directors Of the mother
church In Boston.
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
No Carolina pilatorines. Here.

Seattle-Gov. NJ. f. Hay has invited
the governors Of Oregon. Idaho. Mon
tana and North Dakota to come to
Washington as his guests during the
army maneuvers at American lake,
August Is to 26.
The Ordway new era., 1910-07-22
Some Wages.

Denver.-It is estimated from OFF,
cial sources that two Colorado cor
porations. the Denver & Rio Grande
railroad and the Colorado Fuel &
Iron Company. have paid nearly $20..
100000 In wages during the past year.
ending June 3Oth.