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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-05-20
WEDDING RING SIGNS.

To buy the wedding ring on Monday
means a bustling life. full OF excite
ment.
On Tuesday, an easy life, contented
and free
On Wednesday. a partner gay and
fond OF pleasure.
On Thursday, you will gain what
ever you wish
On Friday. you will SOW with toll.
but reap a good harvest
And X purchased on Saturday, you
Will always have cause to rejoice.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-05-20

r HERE is no use denying the fact
that the average wonian's ward
robe is becoming more and more
complicated To dress we'll is a
problem 10 most girls since the little
faddy things which go 20 Giye the touch
Of smartness are no longer confined to
belts and buckles. To shirt studs and
veil pins. but 10 collars and neck hxings
and all sorts OF sartorial incidcntals our
never dreamed of.
TIE various biouses, shirt waists, and
bodices. each calls for some special sort
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-05-20

At a spring luncheon given by
Washington hostess. the decorations
were DrofusiOn Of spring blossoms.
Large vases and jardinieTes were
nlled with fruit blossoms and on the
small tables where the luncheon was
served were tiny baskets and vases
or arbutus. vi0lets, bluets, and other
small wild flowers
The place cards were OblOnG cards.
each end folded to the middle, leav-
ing space in the middle Tor the
name. One folded end was hand
painted with raWberries and the
other with strawberry blossoms.
The menu consisted Of grape fruit
with pineapple, Strawberries. and
cherries added 10 the pulp: chicken
salad, olives. and hot biscuit; fresh
strawberry ice cream, with whole
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-05-20
Washington. D. c.
MAY Il. 1910
Dear Miss Carroll.

Dear Miss Carroll.
] am steady reader OF The Times
ano we always delight in reading
the WOman's Page.
Some time this week vo, asked for
AID IN putting Up strawberries in TIC
raw state. The following is g good
way:
Take one quart Of nice berries
cleanse thoroughly and place IN a
quart Jar which has first been thor
oughly scalded. Put the tor loosely
on the jar and let II stand until readv
70 cover with syrup. or Won NAV
nave the syrup prepared and ready
20 pour over the fruit as soon as 20,
put 70 in the Jar
For the syrup The following is
what 7 use:
To q quart OF water take a mint
y sugar and boil until the sugar Is
dissolved. Pour over the berries
While Still hot. Seal the lars
lightly and place in crooks o. any
earthen dish large enough 10 hold the
quart lar together with sufficient
water 10 cover the jar: then cover
with boiling water Place a tight
cover and p weight over the earthen
dish and leave until the Jar OF Der
ries has cooled, then store awav in
dark place.
If you should happen to have
steamer place the full Jars I'm the Il
for about fifteen minutes. From a
CONSTANT READER.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-05-20

OF neck finish. and indeed the lose thei.'
distraction unless the wesrer aries our
TO the slightest detail the requirements
of the several garments While the
business woman must depend upon the
shops. the woman Of leisure may supple
ment her stock with very little outlay
and no: a great deal of time. For
such as these ! am showing the very
faddy little neckwear rifles illustrated.
Figure No. !. which NAV be made IN
n jiny by she skillful needle worker. Is
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-05-20
Good Fudge Recipe.

am indebted 10 one of my CORE
spondents for this formula. which she
tells me makes an excellent fudge:
Have al hand four cups Of sugar.
brown preferred, a cup OF finely pow
dered chocolate, 2 cup OF milk or cream
butter the size of an egg. and a tea
spoonful OF vanilla. Boil the sugar
chocolate, and milk together until the
mixture hardeus when dropped into coi5
water Then beat in the butter an6
pans 10 cool I1
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-05-20

guests such perplexing proposition
as whole orange, preferring 10 have
me fruit shredded and served in sher-
pct glasses or prepared tina; IL may be
eaten with spoon.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-05-20
BOILING MEATS.

Fresh meats should be boiled from
eighteen 20 twenty minutes TO the
pound: salt meats longer. Slow boiling
insures tenderness. fast boiling makes
meat dark and hard.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-05-20
TOLIGHTEN RATTER

A cup Of mashed potatoes mixed with
a teaspoonfui OF sugar at night will
tighten the batter IN the morning. and
the expensive egg VIII not be missed.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-05-20
10 Preserve Strawherries

Recently one Of my readers asked for
recipe for preserving Strawberries in
the raw state Unfortunately, had no
recipe at hand and in response To nv
call Tor help one OF my readers has for
warded me what I am sure is excelis1t
formula
VIII Constant Reader acca,+ -.
thanks for her courtesy a,,d co15 Iii
ooIn OF which are much appreciates
The communication follows.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-05-20
Vaseline for Eyebrows.

NJ a. h, HI know Of nothing bet
ter i9r thickening the eyebrows than
vasel-ne. Rub a portion in nightly. US
ing tre Ups OF the irEe-s and having
the vasellne slightly warm. VaSsrIr,s
applied 10 the eyelashes * helptul. hr,t
care must be used to prevent 1he r,II-
ture reaching the eve
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-05-20
BERRY PARTY PLEASES
AT A SPRING LUNCHEON
Washington Hostess Describes Decorations of Table and
Rooms and the Prize Contest By Whicb
Guests Are Amused

~ NE Of my readers has very
obligingly sent me the follow
ing clever account Of a recent
luncheon she gave. / am sure
prospective hostesses will derive some
good ideas from the description OF the
affair which / am printing just as il
came TO me
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-05-20
Daily Horoscope
~fhe stars incline, but do not
compel"
Saturday, May Fl. 1910.

Who clutch with greedy hands a. gold
shall find that ashes they shall hold.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-18
Read Every Item!

An assortment Dining Chairs in various
slip and plain seats, also upholstered in leather.
and imitation leather, marked figures to correspond
with the purpose of this unparalleled furniture selling
Strongly constructed Dining Chair well rodded and
braced finely finished and nicely outlined,
selling regularly at $1.75; this sale starts 4 n
Another pattern somewhat similar at the same fig
We have many extra large sized rugs some Of them
much IS length with a width to cor
respond rugs not ordinarily kept on sale
in lewiston These should find place in many homes
where there are large rooms that are at present
furnished with small because none of the large
size have been obtanable These rugs were bought
for the past seasons business and we have a good
assortment ready for your inspection, at very low
figures. All rugs except the very large ones
shown movable racks that make inspection easy
Two Mahogany Princess DresserS, large shaped beve1
Mirrors sell regularly at $1,000 Choice
of two designs this 3rd Big Clearance 4 n Or
10 other Mahogany Dressers of designs, hand
somely shaped French Mirrors, marked at prices that
cannot but meet approval.
Carpet Lining of the best standard quality. double
tween the layers of paper This you know sells
regularly everywhere at Sc. yard. We
will sell it in any quantity, large small, q
during this sale per yard .............. &c
Our line of Rattan Chairs and Rockers which have
been selling from $19S $1,000. embraces a of
qualities, designs finishes. Extraordinary value
is represented in each piece and regu-
lar prices ought to satisfy anybody. This - ~
3rd Big Clearance Sale the line 49,. ~
Don't lack a comfortable when years of com
fort be purchased the extraordinary small prices
which this sale quotes
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-18

% patterns highest grade Tapestry Brusseis oal
pets regulay $115 yard lncluoihs - .
ing laying and lining For this 3rd Big oie'A"n0
Sale make, lay and line all u
these carpets free, and marked Oh
than nor ward at ..... ............... y IL
Our line of Mahogany Dining Tables and Bunets IS
the displayed in this city. Ihe pe'u'S
alone should appeal to shrewd people, put wien YOU
consider that marked them at prices In some
instances below greatly increases your oppor-
t1nes Ranging in price from $3ooo up
to these handsome Bufets 30 1G
will be started along at ........-. ....... AAsSO
An extraordinary Sdeboard value in SOLID OAK rlch
Golden finish containing all the drawers ana coih
nartments and having 24x16 French Bevel
Mirror regular price is $1,000 n VH
This Bird Big Clearance Sale marks 1T at. 1sSO
Full angle-iron Sliding Couches with full Ma
tonaI fabric with helical ends Can be
taken make separate beds when neceS-
everywhere for $1,000 each;
nsa to go s 4 for Sale
Full size Drop Side Couches. best steel
full National Spring heical z 40
ends, sell regularly at $780, blue-tagged OsOO
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-04-10

1F loea applications ~ th-F cannot
reach tMe diseased portion u the ear
There j. oniT ore wsF % e1-e deaf
ness and that tF constitutional
remedies Deafness e. caused bF ~
InE1 med condition II the mucous
lining " tne EHazaenan Tube Nhea
ehss tube restored CD its normal
ruwb.fn g sound Or imperfect hear
ing and when II "a entirely closed,
Deafness Is the resll- and unless the
inflammation can re t2ken ont and
thir tube restored ~ its normal
condition. hearing VIII BE- destroyed
forever nine cases out ~ ten are
caused hF CararFh. walcn is nothi1 ~
hlr an infamed condition ~ the ml-
cous surfaces
we VIII give one Hundred Dollars
FOR ans case ~ Deafness fcaased 6y
carsuht Enar cannot be cured ry
Halls Catarrh Cure send for circl-
lars free
III CHENEY & 60. Toledo. o.
sod BIZ Druggists re
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
ftiTat40n-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-04-10


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New Rome
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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-04-10
Territory OF New Mexico.
office Of the Secretary.


Nathan JHffa. secretary -
the Territory 81 New Mexico.
40 hereby certify thHt,
whereas on the 29th day u
March. A. y 1909. the Aihu-
querlue Citlrcu was designated
aa the OFFICIAL Newspaper Of
Nov Mrsi0o. and
whereas said Albuquerque
citizen has ceased publication,
how therefore. public notice
} is hereby given thnti in COM
; planee with section .. chapter
~ az The laws 90 1909 requir-
, ing the Secretary Of the Tcrrl-
tory 60 designate an official
Newspaper of Neu Mexico. the
Albuquerque Morning journal
g. hereby dcalennted ua such
official Newspaper Of New
Me,ito.
Given under INV hand and
the Greet seal - the Territory
nf Sew Mexico 80 the city -
santa De- The Capital. on this
fourth day Of ocfohsr. 4 D.
; 1908
fseui1 NATHAN IArFA.
Secretary - New Mexico
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-04-10

Gas Diego 9sn Fr4reco %Aw Or
ena snG Wa.hfn9son are aH 9eriT
rmn SEX ~ eeleofaf4 fhe 9psnins q
the Psaama canal mttn - infsrr
fensI azrsltloa ~ tne f03r cities
8nHa and farnsh free frsnsroT-
fsfoa tor tAe grand eireait iaciacae
v tup es#r the canal. M wn make Z
H tHe oantE-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-04-10

III en9 acres ~ Or farming
~ hsse been aold To- me Las Vegas
dFtelef during tfe gasf ~eeM Tae
aa fas gone r large tracts - deal
efs ana 1868 ~ retsliei ia small tracts
IAn8 saies afor more numerous in
Na Menieo mifn erie pasging 81 every
eoe Every large aie means pro-
motion exploitation and esei9rusenf
Or means more srmef
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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-04-10

They are beauties What2 The
now 0xfords and Pumps at Ideal shoe
Ga
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-04-10
ADVERTISE LETTERS

Advertised lirt for week entn
Aprii @. 1aI0t
Ladies List.
Mrs IS. Allen. Nrs. 70 a Tasof.
Nfs 81 j Burton. Consolation Garcia
do naea uonaraudn Duran. Gladls
Hcus p"nrthcuIa Carr Sara Garcilla
.ltthsl Gofr Iuanita Garcia de Herman
dDz. Lurh Homo Lena IAez. soph"
MeaiDs. lola Martinez Madalcua Mar
uner Nirs Iidt Mal Nixon Jennie
Morse. Airs NanuIe McBtlcv. Mrs
Ethel 81. Patty. Nasiminla Aglilar o.
Rodrlsucz Ethel f;ayuer. Ahenna
sanchez. Manuolita sanchez Grace
Todd. Mrs D.. E Wsrdwell. Mrs. s.
Yanagh
G~cntlemen'- List.
gucrmo Atenslo. EllHs Abran.
August a. Hucchler. b. b. Burkhnrdt.
D. Hrowuen. Hibido Hraush. Martin
narers1. l.ucis Hnilcz, Jose cadena.
Jose B Caudelaria. Mese dido Can-
deiaria. H. Cameron. Rov. a n
Clinton. phil - Drake go. Dr. 81 T.
Duncan Antonio pelrado. Pauio Ole
Dos. Bob Evans. Robert Fakes. George
Eldred. Martin tlsnn 3D. Pcrfct0 s.
de Garcia. g. e. Gcilcn. Rcdolpho Gar
olla. Regina GaficlerL. S%olleiano Gar
Via. Jesus Garcia. oscar Goehcl. g.
Dalleaus Thomas Gallagher Antouin
G~ahaldon. Harry T. Holm. w Iisycs
j w Nartvlok. D. ~ Holder. d. A.
fionr,s Edward Hait Harry Kyscr.
s. if Kress a CO.. jose r. LOPEZ
Pablo Lopez HllnrIo Lnhato. vs. q
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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-04-10

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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-04-10

During fhe centennial Celebration in
Nexico next september ~ - me ma
tl.ea afe a. - required 10 come orr
ln store cioti4es President Diaz has
aona sanie remarkable Things nd he
u9as M aBle 81 accomplish This but
sh9aid thluk better ~ N What
moaegre ~ detraetiou there wll n
iu the beautiful festivals Of the Aezi-
cam eitles III. instead o. the rietureqpe
sombreror and brilliant serapes The
population appear b. z cotton shirt
bluf jnsn ogefaIls and atneap dtcer.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-04-10

Suit week all tailored ~li- af a h1@
ia prize 1fe Economist
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-04-10

sale price on women'- aud misses
tailored suits this week. The f,conom-
i-f.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-04-10

There If great SOY in ufe. u YOU nll
sock for b.. sags the Atehison Globe
One uag. that costs only the price ~
admission. ~ 10 so ~ y theafer. take q
bsck ~tf ana aatoa rise wome take
off fher bia mats. While ihe hat b. on
ere can onig guess ~ The wonderful
and aafai creation 81 hair pnder rs
nui Ron the nat D. removed and The
matfres stands opt win aii its trim-
minss of mrls and kinks ana braids
ID il 3 more joyful sight than ~hat
j. going On 90 the stage
a alri NJ me theater last night
anf hrr hair in such % way tnat
from backward view she looked ~
lC fbc were % camel coming THIS wa
ii mas the most violent. most exagger-
aie1 and most uncontrolled outbreak
af hair escr seen 10 Afohison. 40 one
mho che girl was and So b. be-
uo.ed tnat She came from Topeka
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-04-10
L. 3. PUThEY

EST %tBIISHfD 1873
Wlsole~aie Gft~ar- Hour Feed ann
-ale Agent for Mitchell Wagons
AIBEQE EfsgtE MIN
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-04-10

FOND HOPES have been disap.
pointed that the muck rake was ~
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-01-01

Sometimes. for the good of the nation. 1t
is necessary for ye editor to violate news
paper ethics. We yield to none in holding
up the right hand Of journalism as such,
but when it is necessary 10 speak frankly
of a member of the craft, we nobly
do our duty It is with felioitous regret
that we are forced to chronicle the facts
in the appended citation
Mai John r. Ross. Of the Charlotte
IN. c. Observer, recently wandered from
his own freslde and beyond the borders
OF his own State. and thereby became a
subject OF news item for which he de-
serves Gliding in a brotherly way.
The major is a privileged character in
North Carolina. There he is known 20
all. and when he, with his 500 and some
odd pounds OF avoirdupOis. starts down
the street. way is made for him. But
when the major gets into Virginia he be-
comes somewhat of a curiosity. with the
lamentable result OF blocking progress.
II Is our sad duty to chronicle one such
incident, likewise 10 admonish the major
OF his duty TO his felIow-men. This story
should really De written by the police re-
porter, to get the proper poise and ele-
ment Of picturesQueness. Since the affable
major is charged with no heinous crime, Is
not in a hospital, nor in the morgUa. the
police reporter has not been called IN
Hence this item does not go in the column
devoted to police news.
The other day the major was wandering
along a prominent thoroughfare Of Rich
mond. when he CHANGED TO encounter g
number of persons at about the same
/ time The majors girth renders his move
ments somewhat slow, and he lacks dex-
terIty IN what is known on the sporting
page as "side-stepping. The result was
inevitable. disastrous. and necessitatet
calling the police. The majors width was
exactly that of the sidewalk While tn,
major possesses true Southern chivalry
he declines TO take the middle OF Tn,
street II 1t is unpaved and muddy.
Gathering together these various Incl
dents and massing them together in {
solid phalanx in Broad street. resulted il
such a crush that a riot call was sent il
and mob violence threatened. After sew
| eral minutes of effort, the major wa
extricated. admonished, and allowed {,
proceed TO his hotel Soon thereafter h
departed fer his dear old Charlotte
where everybody knows and loves him
and where the streets which he frequent
have sidewalks OF extra width.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-01-01
Wages and Prices.

It should be a most edifying debate
that is about to take place between the
managers OF the trunk lines and repre-
sentatives of the trainmen upon wages
and the cost OF living The organized
trainmen viii present formally their de-
mand Cor higher pay and their reasons.
The railway officials will urge that an
advance in wages should carry with It
an advance Of freight rates. provided that
can be done without Iessening the volume
Of traffic. The conference is OF interest
to the general public. for the average
citizen feels the strain Of high prices as
keenly as do these trainmen. II the
cost Of transportation is TO be advanced,
that elusive person known as the Ultl-
mate Consumer will be called upon to pay
the bill Apparently. the deoate is to go
on without considering him at ALL He
has no organization. and stands unable
TO answer the question. What are you
going to do about Il?
/ Yet the statesmen know that the Ulti-
mate Consumer has vote, and the
/ knowledge may account for the number
Of explanations OF high prices that are
/ offered. One expert in the Department
OF Agriculture gravely asserts that people
eat more than they did a generation ago,
while in the meantime the supply Of food
products has not increased per capita.
But it does not seem credible that the
digestion and assimilation Of the people
have so increased Of late as 10 affect
prices. Perhaps the conference between
labor and employers may turn its at
tention TO the increase in the worlds pro-
duction Of gold. which has caused ths
price OF that metal to fall when meas
ured in commodities. That IS. Of course,
a most elementary economic statement.
Yet it cannot be overlooked or ignored
in any discussion of the cause Of the in
crease IN the cost OF living.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-01-01
AN AGE OF GRAFT.
Forty Per Cent of Appropriation
for Public Use Are sfdetracked,

Forty Per Cent of Appropriations
for Public Use Are sidetracked.
From the New York Journal Of Commerce
Justice Howard, OF the Supreme Court
OF this State. in reducing the compen-
, satiOn OF commissioners 20 appraIse
damages in the taking or injury Of prop
erty in the construction Of the Ashokan
rescT7 cir, took occasion 10 refer 10 the
great cost Of such proceedings and the
waste Of money in public undertakings
| 1T Is greatly to be regretted" he said,
that no public enterprise can be pro-
jected and consummated without this
appalling loss called graft" He de-
clared that at least 40 per cent OF all
| the money appropriated for public use is
lost IN graft" He did not think that
any particular individual or class OF in
dividuals was responsible. but said:
/ Graft is a product of our times and IN
/ stitutions. II Is the people who are re-
spOnsible; for by prescription they seem
/ to have lost, or 10 believe they have
| lost, their title TO integrity. They ex-
pect graft. and even spoil and booty, TO
/ deplete their resources whenever any
/ great undertaking is vsntured by them
and they look with complacence and
/ liberation and indifference at ravages
upon their property"
Is this pessimisuc view OF sour times
and institutions" and OF loss OF the
sense Of integrity oy the people justi-
fed? There is too much apparent
ground for il: but may IL not be due
mainly to larger opportunities and tempt
aucns. rather than to degeneration OF
character. that It seems TO be a product
OF the present? Is there more of It. reIa-
| lively, than there has been IN the past
or has II only been made more conspicu-
| GUS and noticeable? II Is certainly more
noticed and exposed. more criticised and
! commented upon, more denounced and
| condemned than Il used to be. Perhaps
that IS the main difference, and II so /;
is a wholesome sign. When graft" IS
concealed and escapes attention is wnor
It is undermining character and de-
moralizing the sense OF integrity. Wher
II is exposed and denounced the mora
sense is awakened and It IS made dis
reputable. Then It may be in the way
to be cured.
But If It is true that 20 per cent or al
money appropriated fOr public use I:
lost IN graft" and n, as Judge Howard
says. that percentage must be added e
what a private corporation Ike a rail.
road can construct a public undertaking.
for" In order to ascertain the cost By
public action. is that not a pretty power.
ful argument against doing anything by
public action that can be properly don'
by private enterprise? II system Of
reservoirs. aqueducts, and distributing
conduits must cost SO much because they
are public undertakings. would it not b,
well TO confne subways and transit sys
tens to private enterprise? The margin
o. 20 per cent saved would leave room
for large economy and liberal profit, re
sulting IN better service at lower cost.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-01-01
SNAP SHOTS

From the Dallas NewS
If you can't keep your own New Year
resolutions, keep somebody else's.
You do not have to weigh most people
In the balance to find them wanting.
Most women are so anxious to believe
they are pretty that even their mirrors
fool them,
Do not speak disrespectfuily OF the
man up a tree. His wife's mother may
be at the bottom Of IT,
This much Is inoontrovertibly certain;
No man can lead the simple life by fol-
lowing a woman around
A woman always likes for her name to
appear in the society column occasion
ally, If she can't get It IN oftener.
A woman's idea Of the strenuous life is
10 be so busy with her Christmas shop
ping that she hasn't time to wash her
| hair.
The reason a pretty girl doesn't f1irt
with her eyes in church is because she
IS on the front seat and the preacher is
an old married man.
When It is sifted to the bottom, the
average mans idea of domestic comfort
Is a soft place to sit and something high
to hoist his feet on.
Percy Noodles says that his financial
condition is fine. All he will owe on
January will be his board bill, and he is
now engaged to his landlady's daughter.