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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-10-28
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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-10-28

Pierre-State Fire Marshal Frank
Craft is in the northern part of the
state investigating several asses whe e
~incendiarism is charged. Deputy Fire
Marshal Grams was in the DEPARTMENT
from Lead this week on like Business.
He sent a boy from Deadwood to he
reform school last week on a charge
of incendia ism and is invest eating
other charges in the Blac'1 Is
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-10-28
At the First Try,

What do you think of my dough-
nuts. George?"
Dear, you are a wonder!"
DO you think so, really, darling?"
Il certainly do. Scientists have
been trying for years to produce arti-
nc1al rubber, and here you DO it the
FIRST rattle out of the box"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-10-28

Faulkton-Fire. originating in the
Warner Auto garage destroyed the
building and nine automobiles, besides
some farm machinery. TIE flames
spread to an elevator, destroying It
and 5000 bushels of wheat and 2,N0)
bushels of fax. Coal sheds nearby
also burned. The total loss will ap-
pregate $50, 600. only a small rart OF
which was covered by insurance. The
cause of the fire is not known.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-10-28

There are some rich men who have
made their fortunes honestly. Also
you may have heard of the needle in
The h%aystack.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-10-28

Canton-Perry Flster. a well known
young farmer of La VALLEY tswn hip,
this county, received fatal INJURIES
in a runaway Sunday afterno n
near his home. from which he led
eionday evening at six o'clock. Nc
one knows bow the accident happered.
A friend saw the team running and
then the body of a man plunge for
ward into the road. He ran to assist
and found MI. Elster unconscio 8. and
he remained In a stupor until the end
came. He was unmarried, lived with
his father and was of the m st
popular young men in the county. He
will be buried In the Beaver Creek
church cemetery.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-10-28
Queens HIGH

Does Bliggins ever bluff when he
plays cards."
Never until he gets home and eX-
plains where he has been"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-10-28
An Exactinu Personaue.

Il suppose you find life easier
since the summer boarders have
gomez"
Nope" replied Farmer C~orntossel;
we're workin' an worryin' just as
much as ever tryin' to keep the hired
man contented."
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-10-28

Don't you notice how the man who
always wants to bet, and who says he
has a roll in his hand, invariably rolls
away?
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-10-28

A man can't understand why a
woman who never spends more than
II cents for her Luncheon should
think nothing OF blowing In $50 for q
hat
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-10-28
WILL MEET AT HURON
South Dakota Educational Association
Will Meet November ist.


Huron-The twcntv-aighth u a
meeting Of the South Dakota Elu-
cational Association will onen IL
this city Tuesday, November 1st, 'oa-
tinuing three days. Ills will lriag
to Huron between 1900 and 14(0 e.
pie including many well known eda-
Gators from otbe. states. "A pro ra II
is one of spec al interest and enum-
crates topics for discussion bearing d.
rectly upon school, college and sen al
educational work. Hon. e. L. A ell o
Huron will deliver the address O We :
come. Prof. w. Z, Johnson of A e :
deem will respond. The address of A.
A. Mcdonald of Sioux Falls, pres dent
of the association will then b. de
livered. DR.. Philander p. ClaXt0n Of
the Univers' ty of Tennessee. n O.
the best known edu ators in the coun-
try is named on the program for an
address to be delivered by Prof. Milton
Fairchild Of Oberlin, now special in
structor for the Moral EduCatiOna}
Board. Many speakers of prom nenca
will be present.
officers of the association are: Pes
ident. A. A. Mcdonald of Sioux Falls;
corresponding secretary, J. Fred Olan-
der, Pierre; recording secretary, Nina
NJ. Nash. Aberdeen: and treasurer,
Joseph Swenson, Parker. Huron Is
making preparation for the proper
entertainment of all visitors and dele
gates.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-10-28

WE SELL Gun n TRAPS CHEAP
Buy Furs and Hides. Send for catalog los.
n. w. Hide & Fur Co., M nneapolis, MINI.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-10-28
Pettit'S Eye SaIve Restores.

No matter how badly the eyes may be
ard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-10-28

We surely owe to men the same
duty as W. owe to pictures-to try and
zee them in the best light.-Emerson.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-10-28

Aberdeen-somebody in the north
west is out an even thousand d las
but he doesn't care mitch about it judg-
ing from his lack of APPARENT interest
in recovering the money. A few days
ago, a car cleaner on an eaStbOund
Milwaukee train out of Aberdeen,
found a well-flred purse IN a chair In
a car. He reported the find, and the
purse was forwarded to the train dis
patcher at Aberdeen by express. There
was s1,25 charges on the purse when 1t
reached the dispatcher. and Re refu ed
to pay the charges, fearing the CIV e
might not claim the pu Sc and he
would be out that much, Accord nglv,
the purse remains in the custody OF
the express company he~e A day o.
two later. an employe Of the local o.
flee Of the company became curious
and opened the Pr Sc, and he was sur
prised to find $1,000 in C tsp bills with
in the receptacle. No claimant has
yet appeared for the purse.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-10-28

Mrs. WinsIow"s Soothing Syrup.
For chilaren teetaing. sottensla nc gums, Teuucesin.
hamuAtlou.a Hay S uain. cures wind conc. Hc q bottle.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-10-28
CATARRH or THE KIDNEYS
FULLY RECOVERED

Mrs. Maria Gongoll, Mayer, Minnx
writes the following:
~ must inform you that I recovered
my health after using your valuable
medicine, Peruna.
al had suffered with catarrh Of the
kidneys and bowels, but now I am
much better and feel real strong"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-10-28

Some politicians are too modest to
lace the nude truth.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-10-28

II babies come down from heaven, mam-
ma,
There's one thing that's sure, ] de-
clare
There's so many babies that come down
each day,
There can't be race suicide there.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-10-28
lnncYfapf TO lvCfrN-a

CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children. and see that it
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-27
A REAL TRADES SCHOOL.
Splendid Work of the National
Training school for Boys.

From the California Architect and Engineer.
There Is a movement afoot TO estab-
fish, and upon a large scale and firm
base. trade schools. The architect should
not only approve OF these and talk about
them in convention. but ought to get out
and actively work for the contamination
Of that plan OF all classes, perhaps
theirs suffer most for lack OF just such
schools. Skilled craftsmen are all too
few and the architects appreciate. II
no one else does, how deucedIy hard il
is TO get work properly done.
For instance. in Washington. the ma
tons Capital. it is a rather sad COM
mentary upon our economic foresight and
system that IL a boy really wants 10
learn a trade the only school open
10 him is the reform school. admission
10 which IS via a commitment by a
court for some punishable misdemeanoT.
True, there are highfalutin manual
training schools and all that. where
boys of seventeen or thereabout-if their
parents can keep them in school that
lOng-study the chemistry OF il all. and
daily with expensive machinery and alb
serb a glossary OF ohms and amperes Ell
al. a foundation for an engineering
course at college
But the real trades making and lay
ing OF bricks, shoelng horses. plaster
ing Of walls, digging a ditch, Sc.
are taught only at the reform school
And splendid school it is. Supt. Oar
nall has out-Lindseyed Lindsey IN his
handling of those boys. He Is making
men of them. able and good and useful
men, He has had the name changed TO
the National Training school," has re-
moved the bars and gates and other
prison-like paraphernalia. The boys wor-
ship him and realize that they are there
for their own good and actually beg to
remain after their terms OF ''cOnfine-
ment" are up In order to keep on IN the
trade. the schooling. the training they
have begun. More's the pity that ad-
mission TO that real school neeessitates
the commission of a Juvenile crimel A
travesty upon our alleged civilization,
indeed.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-27
INSECTS MARRIAGE CUSTOMS.
After Wedding Bride Makes a Meal
of Husband

The marriage customs (of insects) are
dreadful and. contrary 10 what happens
in every other world. here 1t is the female
Of the couple who stands for strength and
intelligence and also for cruelty and tyr
amy, which appear TO be their inevitable
consequence. Almost every wedding ends
in the violent and immediate death OF the
husband. often the bride first eats GER
tain number OF suitOTs The type OF these
fantastic unions could be supplied by the
Languedocian Scorpions, who, as We
know, carry lobster claws and long tail
supplied with sting. the prick of which
is extremely dangerous. They have pre-
lude 10 the festival In the shape OF a
sentimental stroll, claw IN claw; then
mOtionless. with fingers still gripped.
they contemplate each other blissfully.
interminably; and day and night pass
over their ecstasy. while they remain
face 10 face, petrihed with admiration.
Next the foreheads come together and
touch; the mouths-if We can give the
name of the mouth 10 the monstrous
orihce that opens between the claws
are Joined in sort OF kiss; after which
me union IS dCtontpiiSHtu. the maze Is
transhxed with a mortal sting an
terrible spouse erunches and gobbles him
down with relish.
But the Manus, the eestatic insect with
the arms always raised in an attitude OF
supreme invocation, the horrible Mantis
Religiosa or Praying insect, does better
still; she eats ner husbands (for the in
satiable creature sometimes consumes
seven or eight running) while they press
her passionately 20 their heart Her IN
conceivable kisses deyour. not metaphors
cally. but IN an appalingly real fashion,
the Inflated choice of her soul or ner
stomach. She begins with the head, goes
down to the thorax and does not stop till
she comes to The hind legs. which she
deems too tough She then pushes away
the unfortunate remains. while a new
lover. who was quietly awaiting the end
of the monstrous banquet, heroieany
comes forward TO undergo the same fate.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-27
Didn't Cook ,Em Right.

From the Topeka CAPITAL.
OF all the tasteless, mussy, mud
soaked, greasy fish in the world, the
German carp is the worst 90 calculated
one of the piscatorial enthusiasts seated
about a tavern fire.
"They are all right if cooked right. -
disputed another follower of Izaak.
Cooked right Great leaping tar
pons I've eat EN- fried in the choicest
Jersey butter. boiled with the best eoun-
try bacon. baked with mountain sage
dressing, and toasted on a spruce fork
over a campfire. and 1 tell you never
bit into carp when l. tasted like any
thing fit to eat"
Now, the only way to cook carp.
continued the man with the recipe, . is
TO clean a nice hve-pounder carefully.
slash il several times crosswise and in
sert bits OF salt pork Season the whole
with melted butter, sprinkle IL with
pepper and salt. and stuff with onion
dressing. Then cut a hemlOek board
two feet long, two inches thick and
ten inches wide. Lay the fish on this
and insert in a redhot oven. Let the
fish bake for thirty minutes then take
ii out and turn it over. Basic with
butter and return to the oven. After
twenty minutes take It out carefully,
throw the FISH away and eat the board -
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-27
HAS MARVELLOUS MEMORY.
Hotel Night Clerk Can Remember
Name of Every Guest.

From the Kansas City Post.
Many persons can remember faces, but
not names: others can remember names,
but not faces, but few can dc both. John
Wenne, the mail clerk at the Hotel Bal
timore, not only can remember faces and
names, but he also can remember the
initials attached to the names. In this
faculty he IS a prodigy.
John Wenne is twenty-three years old.
and his parents came to this country
from Sweden. He has been employed at
the Hotel Baltimore for about four
years, and during this time he has culti-
waited his original powers of mOmery 10
such an extent that he can call OFT the
is told the name. he seldom, if ever,
forgets the name of any man or woman
with whom he comes in contact
i representative OF the Post was stand
ing at the mail desk at the Hotel BaIti-
more recently, when a man and woman
registered.
Wenne just glanced at them, and then
addressed them by name. much to the
visitors surprise. They had stayed AZ
the hotel a year ago ana had not been
back since. yet Wenne remembered them
We'll and had not forgotten the name
He can glance over the list of names
OH the register and enter them properly
In the correct place. even giving their
place of residence, without once again
referring to the register. You can hand
him a bunch of mail or read out the
names TO him. and he will give you the
correct Initials
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-27
NeutraIization.

Cyrus ". Wicker. in the Atlantic
Naturalization is still a new subject,
less than a hundred years old. Disarma-
ment by naturalization is an idea of our
own decade, but the only way remain
ing by which disarmament can be ef-
fected. and senseless and ruinous COM
petition in ornaments stopped. The
problem is facing not only America, but
all the world, for naturalization now lies
deeper than mere self-interest, Selfish
ness may have been responsible for the
naturalization of the early states, but
the naturalization OF a colony in the in
terests Of world-peaee is undertaken with
higher motives and with other aims.
Naturalization means freedom in inter-
national intercourse. II is the expan-
sion of the doctrine of the open door.
and an attack on the doctrine OF re-
stricted and exclusive trade.
The conviction is growing among think
ing men that the time for intelligent CO.
operation between the nations Is not far
away, and that If four great nations
the United States, Japan. Great Britain
and Germany-sh unite in affirm
ing the integrity and perpetual neutral
ity of any part of the world. their ex-
ample would be followed gladly by all
the others.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-27
CONSTABLE CALVERTS cow.
Finds This Bossy of wild AID Reek-
less Disposition.

From the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Constable Calvert. OF Justice Mac
Ewen's court. refuses 10 believe romantic
tales OF cowboy life. Yesterday he was
an ardent advocate of the go West and
grow up with the country" idea and
dreamed of thef opportunities of ranch
life To-day he denies he ever though
Of such thing He tried cowpunching in
an amateur way in Lakewood last night
John Sufurin. farmer on Bunts road,
Lakewood. refused 10 vacate the property
ne was holding and Constable Calvert
got orders 10 evict him. A moving wagon
was hired and the constable proceeded
20 load II with furniture.
Were gettin' along fine" Calvert
remarked as the last piece of furniture
was slowed away IN the van.
lie then started to get the live stock
of the farm Two cats, a couple OF dogs,
and a calf were soon rounded up. Cal
vert then got out chicken crate and
began 20 chase chickens 1t took him
almost an hour.
Go ahead, boys I'll lead the COW"
Calvert smiled as he thought of being
done before dark.
Now, II happens Calvert has had some
experience with the tame variety Of
COWS usually found on farms throughout
Ohio. After putting a log chain collar
on the inoffensiye looking bossy he
hooked on a rope and started to lead the
family milk producer off the place. She
moved out of the barn very peacably.
Help Help Stop this GOVT"
A cloud of dust, a sallopins COW, a
rope with a hatless, screaming man on
one end and bossy on the other. raced
down Bunts road toward Detroit avenue.
Near Detroit avenue Calvert lost his
hold on the rope. Bossy stopped. look
ed around, mooed once. and then went
over to the side of the road. where she
began 20 partake OF the tender grass
Calvert took the chain of the cows neck
and with his arm in its place. started
on stately march through Detroit ave-
nue.. The COW went willingly that way.
IT didn't know a cow would kick up
such a deuce of a rumpus as that beast
did," he said yesterday. mo wild cows
or tame ones either for me hereafter"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-27
CAPACITY OF THE OCEAN.
Atlantic Averages a Depth of Not
quite Three Miles.

From the Cincinnati TimesStaT.
An officer of a liner once remarked
that most men seem to be as ignorant
about the size Of the sea as they are Of
the distance between the heavenly plan
cts. Here are a few facts. The Pacific
covers IS, 10000 miles, the Atlantic 50oo9.-
600. and the Indian Ocean Arctic and
Antarctic 100000. To stow away the
contents Of the Pacific 1t would be nee
essary to ill tank one mile long. one
mile wide. and one mile deep every day
for forty-four years. Put in figures, the
Pacific holds in weight s4S 0o0. O0O. go 600. .
o04.o00 tons. The Atlantic averages a
depth OF not quite three miles. Its waters
weigh 81. COO, 900. zoe OO0. 100000 tons. and a
tank to contain it would have each Of its
sides $50 miles long. The figures OF the
other oceans are in the same startling
proportions II would take all the sea
water in the world 2.000,OoO years to flow
over Niagara.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-27
THE LIFE OF A WATCH.
IL Depends Largely ON the Time
piece and the Man Carrying IL.

IL Depends Largely ON the Time
piece and the Man Carrying IL.
From the New York sun
The life OF a watch. jewellers say, de-
ponds largely on the person carrying IL
and the care taken OF il. AS TO the care
OF a watch. some jewellers say that it
should be oiled once a year, some once
in two years; perhaps once in eighteen
months would be about the right thing.
All jewellers say that a watch should
always be wound up at the same time
daily. This is essential to make il give
the best and most uniform results. II a
watch is permitted 10 run down. it may
on rewinding keep different time and re
quire regulating With the watch wound
regularly and kept running, there is set
up and established In the handspring a
certain tension. If this strain is wholly
released by letting the watch run down.
the spring may on reminding take on a
somewhat different tension. This differ
ence may be extremely slight. but il may
be enough 10 affect the running OF the
watch.
While some watches are long lived.
many are short lived, the long lived
watches being, of course, those of fine
quality that are also we'll cared for But
there is a limit 10 the life of any watch
that is kept constantly in use. The best
OF watches. like the best OF anything,
Will wear out in time.
matchmaker had lately brought in
to him for repair a watch rs years old
that had been running practically con-
tinuOusly. II might be difficult TO say
OF just what duration its intervals of
rest had been, but IL was supposed 20
have been run practically continuously,
and though II had stopped at least once,
Il was still IN fairly good condition and
good for some future use. But this was
an extraordinary case. Most watches.
however excellent they may have been
originally, would with constant use wear
out In far less time.
Sometimes there are brought in to
jewellers fine old and once valuable
watches. whose owners, desiring now to
buy a new watch, wish TO offer the old
watch at some price In exchange. but it
is Of no value except for the weight of
the metal contained in It's cases. Every
ieWeler has an aCCumulative collection
OF such old works, which are OF no value
whatever. except that at long intervals
there may be found among them a wheel
or a part that may serve in some other
old time watch brought in for repair.
So watches do wear out, and as to the
life of a watch. a jeweler said. a good
average watch. with fair care. ought TO
wear from thirty TO forty years. and a
fine watch fifty years: il might last
seventy-five, but fifty years would prob
ably be nearer the figure.
II may be thought that a superior
watch would last longer than that, but
really the wonder is that this delicate
niece of mechanism, running year after
year ceaselessly, should run so long And
as a matter of fact, comparatively few
watches are put TO the final test OF their
endurance Fashions change In watches
as they do in everything else, and men
tire of their old watch and want another.
and they are more than likely 10 buy a
new watch before the old one stops.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-27
CHESAPEAKE & OHIO LINES.

Published only information, not guaranteed.
200 p. m daily-For Virginia West Virginia and
Kentucky points. Pullman sleepers 10 Cincinnati
and Louisville. Dining car from Gordonsyie.
SO P. m daily-CINCINNATI. ST. L0UIs-CHI-
CAGO SPECIAL Solid tain 20 81. Louis. With
Pullman seepers 10 Chicago Stops only at impOr-
tsnt stations. Pullman's finest equipment and q. a.
o. dining ear.
10 p. NJ daily-F. +. V. LIMITED. for Cincin-
natl. Louisville. the West Southwest. and North
west. Pullman sleepers to Virginia Hot Springs.
Cincinnati and Louisville. {. 4 o. dining car.
c. o. Offices. 5l3 Pa. ave. 1889 + St. and
Union Station. Phone Main 1866 and Zs6 for
tickets baggage checks reservations. and taxicabs.
poq3-tf
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-27
NORFOLK & WESTERN RWY.

SCHEDULE IN EFFECT OCT. 2. 1910
Leave Washington, New Union Station.
BOO a. m.-Daily-Au points on Norfolk and West
em.
1910 p. m.-Daily- Roanoke, Bristol, Winston-sa-
lem, Knoxville, Chattanooga, Nashville. New Or
leans Through Sleeper Dining Cars.
4.l0 a. m.-For Bristol Knoxville Chattanooga
sleeper oTen 10 p. m.
For Norfolk-Leaye Washington, 40 a. m. daily,
arrive Norfolk lid &. m: l20l noon daily. arrive
Norfolk $50 p N. weekdays. Leave Richmond,
Sunday. 4l0 n M. arrive Norfolk 80 p. m.
SIS p m.-Daily-Berryville Luay. Shenandoah
Trains from the Southwest arrive IS a. M, 10 30
p M. and i2I5 a. IN.
All information Fourteenth street and New Yors
avenue tBond Buildingl.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-27
SOUTHERN RAuWAY-

y, B-FOllowing schedule figures published only
- Information and not guaranteed
For Atlanta, Birmingham Mobile New Orleans.
Asheville a. IN. and l0.i5 p. M For ClattanOoga
and Memphis 900 a. m. daily. Dining cars
For Roanoke Knoxville Chattanooga Birning-
ham. New Orleans 1910 D. m. Dining cars.
For Roanoke. Knoxville, Chattanooga Nashville
Memphis $40 a. m. daily tsloeIing car open after
10 p. m.l Dining cars.
For Charlotte, SpartanhlTg, Atlanta, Admission,
birmingham. AIS 2. daiiy. Dining cars.
For Charlotte Columbia Charleston Aiken,
Augusta Savannah jacksonville aud Florida
points en- T. m daily. Dining cars
l. s. BROWN General Agent