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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25

BulwerLytton: "And whatever
you lend. let it be your money, and
not your name. Money you may get
again, and, If not, you may contrive
TO DO without 1t; name once lost
You cannot gst again; and u you con-
trive TO do without it, you had better
never been born"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25
Candtestlcks.

II you must use candle in hurry
and cannot find candlestick. try
putting the candle into the neck Of an
empty bottle. II you can get one to
tit approximately. 1t will serve quite
as well. A little shaving with pen
knife or melting with match will fit
the candle into bottle bit too
small for it.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25
A Splendid Reward.

The dentists wife was having some
paper hanging done, and anxious to
spur the paper hang on to his best
efforts, she said; Now, it will be
worth your while to make nice Job
Of this, for Il I'm satisfied 1'll--Tll--
well, I'll get the doctor to pull
tooth for you."
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25
AMUSEM ENTS.
(Concluded from Second Page.l

has ever had, In the now famous
seminary scene, there are many new
specialties introduced, and Obediah
The remarkably odd undertaker's as
sistant, has written a new set of cpl
taphs for the characters Of Posey
county isis" is still doing hey
famous "Snakentine Dance"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25

The headmaster is a man Of great
anger the boys suffer SO much from
corporal punishment that no man can
return from school without shedding
his tears. Under him the school is
changed to butchers shop.--From
Crooke's Things Indian"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25
One Of Tom Hoods LAST Jokes.

Shortly before his death. being Wis
tied by clergyman whose features as
we'll as language were more lugubri-
GUS than consoling. Hood looked up
at him compasionately and said MY
dear sir, | am afraid your religion
doesn't agree with you."-F'rom
Planche's "reminiscences.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25
We All % at Times.

He had worked hard to bring In his
favorite story. At last in desperation
he stamped his foot and shouted:
"Hark, children! What was that?
Was that gun? Now, speaking OF
guns. that reminds mo- Every.
hody's Magazine.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25
HalIbut,

Halibat is the holy but" or found.
er The founder plaice or but was
called holy, it is supposed. because il
E was chiefly used as food on the fast
days OF the church. "Hollyhock" 10
the holy hook or mallow, which got
that name because 1t was brought
from Palestine.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25

"oh, yes said Mrs Bright, Il
home all right. but when reached
door ! found hadn't my latchkey
thought should never get in. for
Bright was in the bath.tub and |
to ring him out!'
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25

What has become Of the old-fash-
toned boy Of whom 1t was claimed that
he was double-iointed9 There used to
be one In every neighborhood. -Tope-
ka Capital
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25

When you see an old man aniiable.
mild. equable. content, and good.
hu1ored. be sure that in his youth he
has been just generous and forbear-
Ing IN his end he does not lament
the past nor dread the future; he Is
Ike the evening of fine day.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25

She CATER the clerk had shown her
nearly all the ribbons) Il was just
looking for friend. Clerk-Well.
madam, there's one more roll up
there; maybe she's in that.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25

The loser Of several thousand doll
at the roulette wheel complains I
the wheel was crooked. Great Is
optimism Of him who thinks ha
/ find straight one. New York i
aid
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25
Ready and Anxious.

'You shouldn't criticise Bigsley SO
severely for his failure to get along
with 9his wife, Just put yourself in
his place" TIN going to as soon as
the lady gets her divorce"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25

Milton got through on 5000 words.
md the ordinary educated man find
rom 1000 to 5000 enough for all pu--
POSES.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25

4 understand the rich professor ia
gong TO marry the homelest girl in
the summer school, How did she at
tract him." by distinctly sounding
the first e. in aeroplane."
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25

Whenever we do thing we
shouldn't do we feel sneaky about it.
and sneaking feeling 10 the most
uncomfortable feeling in the world
Atchison Globe.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25
New Sort Of Sea Food.

Sign at Washington and Peoria
streets: Sea food--clams, oysters,
salmon, Holsters. and sour pigs't feet"
Chicago Tribune.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25
HastY Juduments.

All Of us look at the world with
pre1udiced eye; we are ready with
our judgments before we take in the
view.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25
Quite a Difference,

A live turkey would seem to be less
loisy than dead one--for one makes
only a din, the other make dinner.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25
Area q Canada and the United states.

The gross area of the United States.
that is to say the land and water area,
including Alaska. is 3,616,4S4 square
miles. The area Of Canada Is 3,744, 695
square miles, including land and
water Canada from east TO west
measures about $500 miles.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25
Cause for Revolt.

Somehow, don't you sometimes feel
like jumping all over the person who.
in the course of your conversation.
Keeps saying. See? See?"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25

Advertisers in The Bulletin r
their announcements before the
pie who have the money to spend
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25

1t is better for a man to be thrown
on his own resources than upon the
resources Of his friends.--Exchange.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25

Stella--C holly proposed to me. Bel
la Yes. | told him II he didn't take
you he would set me.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25
\ Alfi
pnlnt Worth Considering.

When y man gets to be ninety"
}sys New York eentenarian, he
may do as he pleases.' But can be?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-12-25

1ynlSs--
.QRMrrEvl
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1910-08-02

John G. Carlisle, one OF Kentucky e
greatest statesman in his day, died
in New York Sunday night after a
lengthy illness. AS Speaker Of the
National House and Secretary of the
Treasury under Cleveland, he was
one of the most prominent figures in
national politics for many years. He
deserted the party Of democracy in
the hour Of its need, however, and
in later lif lost all Of the political
prestige and influence which he had
enjoyed so fully in his prime For
many years he had resided IN New
York, where he was regarded as one
OF the most eminent and able prac-
titioners at its distinguished bar.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1910-08-02
The INTERIOR JOURNAL.
Established 1871
EVERY TUESDAY AND FRIDAY
At 81 Per Year in Advance.
SHELTON sAUFLEY......P Publisher
Entered at the Post once at Stan
ford. Ky, % Second Class mail.

Joseph Vending, alleged murderer
of little Alma Kellner, was caught in
San Francisco by the police after
Chief of Detectives Carney, of Louis
Vile, had trailed him across the con-
tinent. Vending stoutly denies his
guilt and will be brought back for
trial. The Louisville Post for weeks
has been making sport OF Carney's
search for Vending, and ridiculing
his wild goose chase" Since he
caught the goose" that paper should
he manly enough to come out and
frankly apologize to the clever sleuth.
II owes it to him, and it will brand IT.
self as no fair player If it doesn't do
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1910-08-02
HOW TO CURE ECZEMA, PIMPLEs
AND DANDRUFF.

We desire TO say that when we took
the agency for Zemo we were convinc.
ed that II was a valuable remedy for
Eczema, pinples and dandrur. Yet,
We must frankly admit that Zemo has
far exceeded our expectations as a
treatment for skin diseases. We are
plesed to state that we shall con.
tinuo the agency as Zemo has gwen
splendid results wherever recommend
ed. Our customers like Zemo, too,
because II is clean vegetable liquid
for external use.
zemo effects its cures by drawing "a
the surface of the skin and destroying
the germ life that causes the disease.
leaving the skin clear and healthy.
does not soil the clothing or linen
and can be used freely on infants.
With every purchase, we give book
let on skin diseases explaining In sim
PIE words how any person can be cur.
ed at home OF any form OF skin or
emedy. @. L. Penny. Druggist
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1910-08-02
The Markets

Cincinnati, Aug. -Cattle-re ceipts
1853; market quiet; fair TO good ship
2ers S6q6.75; common s293.75;
Hogs-Receips 3,494; market steady:
butchers and shippers ss.40QsS.5o
common $4,000 Sheep-receipts
1890; market steady, s1'75g4; lambs
steady, S44655.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1910-08-02

when the digestion is all right the
action Of the bowels regular, there is
a natural craving and relish for food
When this is lacking you may know
that you need a dose OF Chamberlain S
Stomach and Liver Tablets. They
strengthen the digestive organs. i'm.
prove the appetite and regulate the
bowels. Sold by Penny's Drug Store.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1910-08-02

Senator McCreary attended the Ian
caster fair Friday, and hundreds
shook his hand and told him they
were for him for governor. The war
horse of Madison is feeling fine and
and looks a winner, every inch OF
him.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1910-08-02
BLACKSMITHING !

Bring your Blacksmlthing and general
satisfaction guaranteed, shop opposite
Phillips concrete store.
JAMES BRACKETT,
Stanford, Ky.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1905-1910, 1910-08-02
MASON'S MEET.

Lincoln Lodge No. 90. y. a A. NJ. will meet
in stated communication on each first and
third Monday nights OF each month, at 1880
O'Clock in their hall on main street, STAN
ford, KY. Members OF sister lodges are fra
ternally invited to be present. 7. W. PEN
nington Sec.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-02-16
Looks Bright for Reclamation Bonds

Washington, D. c., Feb. 10
Prospect for the passage of bill
authorizing the issue of 100000, 900
of reclamation scrip is good.
Secretary Ballinger appeared be-
fore the House committee on ways
and means today and explained the
bill he has prepared for that purpose
and showed the condition of recla-
nation projects at this time. He
pointed out that it was necessary to
have the use of more funds than are
now available in order that water
may be turned on the land to be ir-
rigated and the government may get
the money already expended back
into the irrigation fund. The COM
mittee will consider the bill again
next week.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-02-16
HIS FIRST BUFFALO.
How Csienei Rsessvsit Brought Down
Bio Game In Africa.

How cslenel Roosevelt Brought Down
Big Game In Africa.
II the Roosevelts go In for gathering
family photographs they may have to
build q special room for their coilec-
ton before long. Mrs. Roosevelt and
the children on their trip abroad took
hundreds Of snapshots Of each other.
while the colonel and Kermit have
been taken In all sorts Of poses since
reaching Africa. The accompanying
Illustration from the February issue
Of Scribners Magazine shows father
and son seated on the first buffalo
killed by the former In that country.
Writing Of this experience In Scrib-
ners. Colonel Roosevelt says:
Cautiously threading our way along
the edge Of the swamp. we got within
$50 yards of the buffalo before we
were perceived. There were four
bulls grazing close by the edge Of the
swamp, their black bodies glistening
In the early sun rays. their massive
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-02-16

exercise their undOubted authority to
put down the evil.
During the year there was mark
ed increase in deportations as re-
suit OF the campaign against the
traffic. The provisions on this sub
ject In the bill submitted by Mr..
Keefe to carry out his recommends
Itions are In principle the same as in
the bill which already has passed the
House except that they do not go so
far in the features affecting inter-
state regulation of the practice.
Qualification is expressed as re-
suit OF the experiment in immigra-
ton control as affecting the Japan
csc. constituted by law, proclama-
lions and regulations following the
anti-Japanese agitation in California
several years ago.
There has been a material reduc-
ton in both the number of Japanese
admitted and deported. In 1908,
9,544 Japanese were admitted to con-
tinental United States and 1884 to
Hawaii, while for 1909 the CORES
ponding figures are 2,432 and 1893.
The number admitted to the mainland
and Hawaii was only about rs per
cent and II per cent, respectively, Of
the numbers for 1908.
Contrary to the general impression
Chinese admitted to the United States
have increased during the past four
years and Mr.. Keefe is pessimistfc re-
gariing the operation of the law. He
concludes that the system of exclus-
ion and expulsion afforded by it is
ill-adopted for either purpose. He
says:
Despite all that is said and all
that is done, the bureau is always
confident at the close of any year that
many Chinese of the excluded classes
have evaded the border officers, how
ever vigilant they may have been,
nave Smuggled themselves or Deen
smuggled ashore in seaports as sail
ors or stowaways, or have by fraud
and perjury managed to land in an
apparently regular manner. There
are doubtless now in this country at
least as many Chinese not entitled to
residence here as of the lawfully res
ident class, and they have entered in
every way that can be imagined
1t is urged that the exclusion laws
be merged into the general immigra-
ton law, so that the administrative
process of expulsion therein provided
may be used.
There are also a number of other
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-02-16

COLONEL ROOSEVELT, KERMIT AND THEIR
FIRST BUFFALO.
horns showing white. and the cow
herons perched on their backs. They
stared sullenly at us with outstretched
heads from under their great frontlets
of horn. The biggest Of the four
stood little out from the other three,
and at him l fired, the bullet telling
with a smack ON the tough hide and
going through the lungs.
1--WE had been afraid they would at
once turn into the papyrus. but instead
Of this they started straight across our
front directly for the open country.
This was piece Of huge good luck.
Kermit put his first barrel into the
second bull and my second barrel
into one Of the others. after which it
became impossible to say which bullet
struck which animal, as the firing Le-
came general They ran a quarter of
a mile into the open, and then the big
bull / had first shot and which had
no other bullet in him dropped dead"
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-02-16

weak points all existing laws on the
general subject OF immigration and
Chinese exclusion.
Some of tho principal suggestions
are:
So defining the term fallen" as to
leave no doubt that 1t includes all
persons not citizens; extending the
contract labor provisions to forbid
and penalize the inducement OF Inn
migration by false as well as genu-
inc promises OF employment. penal
izing an attempt to import foreign
laborers, and permitting the impor-
tation of alien skilled laborers If Ia
Dor of like kind unemployed can not
be found here only If the consent of
the Secretary OF Commerce and La
Dor is obtained In advance; increas-
ing the fine against steamship COM
panies for taking on board danger
ously diseased aliens from 500 to
5000.
Mr.. Keefe believes the time is ripe
for the adoption of even stricter
measures and suggests that pro-
posal worthy Of careful thought is
that all male aliens between 16 and
SO be required to pass physical ex-
animation equal to that observed for
army recruits.
Touching the white slave" traf-
fic the report sets out that special
investigation conducted throughout
tho country and the general expert
ence of the year, make 1t apparent
that an enormous business is done in
importing and distributing foreign
women for immoral purposes, includ-
ing the seduction and distribution of
alien women and girls who enter reg
ularly, and also to some extent OF
American women and girls. The
Federal officers have not discovered
positive evidence of the existence of
a syndicate for those nefarious pur-
poses, but there is among those who
conduct the business a certain esprit
de corps, and there are in several
cities clubs and headquarters where
they congregate.'
In some cities, it is declared, the
traffic is connected with local poll
teal conditions and some of the mu-
nicipal authorities are implicated or
otherwise helpless to assist in Grad
icating the evil. The Federal gov
ernment's powers, it is stated ARE SO
limited as to make it essential if any
marked progress is to be expected
that the states and cities shall awake
to the seriousness of the situation and
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-02-16
PROTEST FOR CATTLE
Humane Societys Complain that 100,
900 Head of Stock Are Killed
by Railroad Cruelty.

Washington, D. c., Feb. 16.-Rep-
resentatives of humane societies and
live stock associations were before the
house committee on interstate and
foreign commerce Friday, protesting
against the manner in which the rail-
roads handle livestock en- route to
market.
One witness declared that 100000
head of stock were taken from the
cars dead every year as result of in
human handling. The loss in money
was estimated at millions in the kill
ing of stock and in the shrinkage of
weight.
A bill was before the committee
fixing a minimum rate of 16 miles
an hour, at which the railroads may
transport live stock shipments. Ship
pers told the committee Friday that
frequently the rate was less than two
miles an hour on an average.
DR.. William o. Stillman, president
of the American Humane association,
denounced present conditions as dds
grace to civilization"
F. w. Gooding, president of the
National Wool Growers association
said: "Most of the railroads were
crazy over the thing of loading their
engines with all they can haul, re-
sulting in slow handling and great
loss to shippers"
He presented resolutions from his
organization and also the National
Live Stock association.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-02-16

recommendations winch the COmmlS-
sioner says may be considered revo-
lutionary, but are regarded as neces-
sary II the law is to be effective and
satisfactory.
During 1909. 6,3s3 Chinese were
regularly admitted against 1924 in
1908. 3<255 In 1907 and 2,7a2 in
1906. The worst feature, the Com
missioner says, Is that the increase
is almost confined to classes the mem
bers of which are or soon become Ia
borers and whose residence here vio-
lates the spirit of the law.
Immigration, which during 1909,
fell off from the two previous years,
the Commissioner says. is reassuming
normal proportions. The months of
January to June, 1909, however,
showed increases over the same
months of 1908, which is attributed
by the Commissioner principally to
the fact that those interested in steer
age passenger carrying have traded
upon and magnified beyond all rea-
sonable limits the improvement in
Industrial conditions to encourage i'm
migration.
AS to occupations 174,800 unskilled
|laborers of the immigrant class en-
tered and 1896 of the emigrant
class departed. OF tho 751,786 i'm
migrant aliens who entered the Unit
ed States during the year 1898 were
under IA and 38,517 were As or
over; of those over 10 years Of age
'191 ,049 could neither read nor write
an increase in the ratio of illiteracy
to 20 per cent as against 26 per cent
in 1908. For various reasons 10,411
aliens were deported.
Reference is made again to the in
teresting and important economic
problem arising from the fact that
a very large proportion or lmmigra-
ton is coming from Southern and
Eastern Europe, those countries fur
nishing about 81 per cent of the i'm
migrants. The continuance of this
preponderance is declared to be a
question concerning every patriotic
citizen, for it is stated there can be
little homogenity between the people
of that section and the real Ameri-
can.
A distribution of more than 5000
persons was effected during the Is
months ended June, 1909, through
the operations of the Division of In
formation, of whom 1858 were sent
to agricultural communities. The
Division is directing it's efforts toward
a practical solution of the problem
of the scarcity of farm help.
Particular care has been taken to
direct no men to work where they
might be used to replace labor al
ready employed. The field of activ-
ity comprised 40 states and one ter
ritory.
There were issued during the year
1887 certificates of naturalization.
an excess of 1920 over the preced-
ing year. The four states in which
the principal work of naturalization
was transacted being in New York,
Pennsylvania, Illinois and Massachu-
sets.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-02-16
Proposed . New immigration Law

sible such restriction as the existing
law intends but has not accomplish
cd, Is the object Of proposed new
immigration law recommended by
Daniel ]. Keefe. the commissioner
general of immigration, In his annual
report for the fiscal year 1909. 1t
is proposed to accomplish this by
codifying, arranging in logical Sc
quence and strengthening at their
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-02-16

the obstruction. The rock jutts
down from the mountains to the
edge of the Okanogan river. The
charge merely shattered the rock In
to large fragments necessitating the
shooting" of almost every frag-
ment.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-02-16

Adelaide Dennis, niece Of Mrs. T.
J. Groves, who was here from the
east last year, is here visiting in the
Groves home.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-02-16
MORGAN MEMORIAL.

Beautiful Structure Presented to Hart
ford by Finaheier.
One Of the most beautiful structures
In Connecticut was recently presented
to the city Of Hartford. This Is the
Morgan memorial building, erected by
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-02-16
GYROScoPE TESTS.

Single Rail Car Now Being Shown In
This Country.
Engineers and others are intensely
interested In the demonstration now
being given in this country Of the gy-
roscope car invented by Richard
Scherl of Germany. The car, perfect
ly balanced, runs on a single rail, to
the establishment Of all who see 1t,
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-02-16
Giant Blast Too Light to DemOlish
Big Rock.

Riverside, Wash, Feb. 16.-Con-
tractor Pearson, who has work on the
Great Northern railroad, including the
big Rock" twelve miles north of
here. discharged 2S5 kegs of powder
in one blast In an effort to blow ont
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-02-16
Other Western Varieties

The success of an orchard is dependent upon the
judgment displayed in the selection of varieties
the profit paying kind. And profit in fruit growing
means quality. Quality and color are the two
things that the great fruit consuming public pay
their money for. That's certain-you can't deny it.
Increase your orchard profts-do it by planting
the splendid tested special of Stark Trees Begin
now-don't wait until next season. Plant now
and be that much nearer big profit paying crop
than you would be by waiting months or a year.
Here is a brief list of varieties highly adapted
to western condtons--the kind that will make a
model orchard which will yield profitable returns,