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a brick wall. 1t was Hon. Vic Burdock.
Wiz of Wichita,
MIR. Speak," he pop out. some time
now passed off I introduced a Bill of
title. 'A-Bil of Discourage Worn Out
Bosses in the House OF Representatives
For the 4s6th time / ask to know wha.
has become of my Biz
For the 4s6th time reply for answer.
report Jo-Uncle. THAT your bill has been
properly packed in the Committee on
Cold Storage where it belongs.
But Hon. Sire" deranse this Kansas
voice. that was a young & vital Bill of
mine. 1t do not deserve such cruel fates.
1t deserves to romp & gamble among
free & happy Insurgents, insti Of being
frostbit forever in the bleak & Peary at
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PRAYED as to ask you one civilized en-
auiry?
''Perhapsly you might he pronounced
blowing important smoke in direction Of
PostofTice Dept.
Are you slightly acquainted with the
House of Representatives? l require
nervcly.
"Haha & Poo decrop this youthful
craftsmanship. should say-so / was, 1
have been member Of the House Of
Representatives for years and am one
OF the spryest Insurgents there"
Nc & Nogi stand CAST at that Infant
Phenomenal. So young and yet SO Insur-
Gical,
Il am employed :, or hours daily
carrying out important bills" lie say On
like a Volunteer. Already this Session
| have carried 2a2 Roosevelt Policies and
handed them to the Janitor.
''Will some important Politicks be shot
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ing to us with face do 1t not seem uii-
healthy for that lad to be so smart? he
are nearly IA years old. and already in
Congress, What job do he possess
among them Janus Committees"
He is Page. l believe report Hon
Clerk with honest expression Of an en-
perienced Hotel Register.
We did not know what a Page was,
but we was sure it must be a pretty
lofty Public Service.
So we brosh off our derbies and prone
made to Capitol Bldg with hasty footsteps
so we would be there in time for to see
them insurgents arise uply and push
Hon Jo-Cncle out of public life. 1t was
kind Of mean & cruel. l thought with
brain. to treat an Oldy Man thusly harsh
after years of devotion to his Country
and other interesting enterprises. We en-
joyed great sorrow for Jo-Jncle. De-
serted in his 18th year. with maddy In
surgents barking at his every whisker.
with none to defend him except a few
faded Republicans, where could he 90
when fired? Should he retire off to some
raising mortgages and other vegetables?
How great is the Down slide Of those
who has been Top High? | stop and
squeeze few tear-drops from this de-
pressed Thought.
After considerable walk we arrive up
to House of Representatives and hasten
upstairs TO Family Circle where we could
get nice view of that Down-Throw of
Cannon
Yet when We looked on that Congress
Room below. nothing riotous seemed To
forth with pens. Presidential messages,
envelopes and other unimportant station
cry. Nearly everybody down there had
that negligee appearance peculiar to
those who have hated Corporations from
infancy Yet slight few of them wore
considerably worldly neckties and pants.
Dressed in a. Newport frockaway coat of
Cincinnati workmanship I could dis
tincty see Hon. Nick Longworth. He
sat so near under beneath me I might
drop peanut on the plain spot top-side
Of his hair. So sorry I had none.
But what entirely twisted my soul
around with surprise was the calm &
non. We seen him setting at Teachers
Desk. SO straight & calm with promi
nent feet g. irreverent whiskers Could
it he possible that he was not ware
Of the Blow which would arrive to him
& commanded him to take his feet from
off the Speakers Desk forever?
could any bumps occur in such serene
qIiet?" whisper Nogi by my ear.
such serene quiet was observed
Just previously to chop-up OF Hon. Gaze
sar in ancient date OF Rome" hiss gum
fully.
I1w & occasionally Hon. Joe-Uncle
walld make affectionate eye-winks to
Rep Boutell. the way a ring master
winks at a horse he loves.
Everybody present was actively busy
doing almost nothing Delegate Halo
honlooloo Of Hawaii was quietly gossip
ing with Rep Palmer of Penn about
Whose s110O Ottomobile was Sec Bal
inger Riding in Friday Afternoon? When
suddenly an Insurgent ihsurged upwards.
Loud banZais from me & Nogf We knew
this Hero by his hair, which the
color of Kansas sunf1owers shining over
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& Fancy Vests has went up in the past
months, How can the Laboring Glasses
of this Kingdom expect to scrape along
under such burden of pressure?"
Hon. Cannon hit the desk with ham
mer. making peculiar knock-noise
agreeable to his profession.
Hon. Longworth." he holla. how like
Populist you talk, How can you be
such a Nerve as to stand there defending
the squasheu-down Lower Glasses, when
you are dressed up so stylish like Cor
poration Lawyer? You look SO rich you
are almost Unconstitutional. How can
you be the Workingman's Friend. and yet
the Best Dressed Congressman in Amer
ica?"
Il confess / am somewhat Wall Street
in my clothing" say Nick with modest
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sympathized from the very bottom Of his
whiskers.
Mr. Speak, report another brave Gent
insurging suddenly from Wisconsin. by
my calculations 1t is about your quitting
time"
Your time & mine don't agree, de-
compose that Old Patter. You are out
Of order, like your watch. Set down
wards
Hon Nick Longworth nextly arose up
looking very social. He whsk-away
some dust-spots from his delicious neck
tie.
Mr.. Speak, / am not an insurgent by
natural temperature. but l am allied with
prominent Insurgent Family. There
fore may be supposed to insurge slight
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of this Question" snuggest this progress
sive Youth. without enjoying deep shud-
der OF apprehension & nervusness.
Young man." report that kindly Boss.
'if you are nervus. I got just the med-
cine for you. Read Taft's Message to
the 6lst Congress. If it do not cure YOU
FIRST time. read II again. There is moth
ing in it to jar up the tenderest nerves
How it babbles along-no tough words or
electrical displays. Only Love. and that
of the most Constitutional variety. A,e
you wakeful? This will make you sleep.
II is like a patent sprinkler in a Garden
of Happy Thoughts. How it babbles on
with no dsagreeabie Idea 10 fright the
timid soul. Christian Science has seldom
wrote anything so soothing in 40 pages
please. Sire, could I make a snugges-
tion?" suppose that Western Boy.
You may not" poke back Jo-Cncle
peevly.
But is not my soul my own property
require this Pacific person
Not under the present House Rules"
db the Great Nail OF Danville. when
I was your age I was not allowed 10 talk
impudence to my Grandfather Why
should you do so now? Besides, think
/ see Rep Tawney reckoning me to lunch
Therefore we are adjourned by q collap-
sable majority
So all depart away. excepting only a
few Insurgents who stand together In
circles trying to think OF something he
sides Old Age which will remove Jo-
Uncle off the House.
At outside door OF this hall | meet up
with a Insurgical Poet who look 10 me
with sinickal eye-wink.
'~The Stand Patters are still standing
where 1t is the pattest.'' he report, and
am not surprise. What say Hon. Shaks-
peare. Janus bookmaker, about Con
gress? He-say. Truth forever on tie
carpet. Wrong forever on the job Are
you fond of Poems?' he require
at chew them night & day. raggie.
Here is q wee slice of melody which
Hon. Bill Watson. English potter, left
in his trunk before he disappeared away:
THE SPEAKER WITH THE sERPENr's
TONGUE.
Though stfll on deck, he isn't yo,ng
The Speaker with the Serpent's Tongue;
Dispensing language picturesque.
He keeps his feet upon the Desk.
While those in peace who wish 80 swim
Have got to take the Law from him
Or else-just Judgment ON their nerve
On no Committee may they
Behold the Az he long has swung.
The Speaker with the Scrpent's Tongue.
Insurgents say each week %.
We guess Wen have to can poor Jo'';
But into Space each fortnight ghdes
And 10 still on his Job resides
Is It because the dear Old Heart
For younger wits is too darn smart,
That he has got q trick or two
That Boy Reformers never knew.
See how he smiles when they are stuns.
That Speaker with the Serpent's Tongusf
To capture Uncle's scalp they urge;
They rise. they rally. they tnsurge;
But. like Gibraltars famous rock,
He's where he Is-what to knock,
Nor Age shall wilt. Custom stale
The Tariff on a rising scale
In which thy gavel drove the bung.
o Speaker with the Serpent's Tongue.
When last seen that Political States
man he was sliding away on his cracked
Ambition.
Hoping you are the same
Yours truly
HASHIMURA TOGO.
Copyright, 1910, by the Associated Literary
Presss
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Nogi walk M approachfuly.
Please Mr. Sir. if cordially conven-
lent requesh. might We be lie
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..Imnortant is no signature for what
will happen" he cOrrode. Then Insur-
gents is s,lrsing everywheres expecting
10 hit Hon. Jo-I'ncle Cannon with Gil
max. To-day is the day. 1t will be
very rough House. The Younger Set
from Kansas and Wisconsin Will arise
up together with arguments full of brick
hats and lynch the popular Speaker on
the end Of his politickal record. Too long
have he held the yolk OF oppression over
Tie heads Of Nox Popul. Do we love
that Old Man Answer is. No Tyrants.
Ears and other Cannibes shall not last
forever The harai Of Justice will arise
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y lobhey entrance
Of Hotel Willard,
Wash. d. c., me
& Nogi. at early
4. n. this morning.
met 4 Boy In
surgcnt smoking
cigarettes w i t Il
earnest expression
IT one who has
Just made hand
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off ta
Chorus Girls
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tee"
How dare you be so illegal dib Jo
Uncle, ito speak SO insulting about a
Committee to which you do not belong?'
1T is not customary to appoint Insur
dampful air? is it my fault that this is
thusly?"
1T is not your fault-it is your misfor-
tune report Jo-Cncle sadly. like he
Arizona republican., 1910-08-30
ADJUSTMENTS
COILS BUM.

Tonight opens the new bill, consist ing of three high class artists. which the management promises to be one of the best bills offered for several weeks.
 The lineup is as follows: Miss Ray Montgomery, a singing cOmedienne, who has just finished a long engage ment on the Orpheum circuit, where she was featured, and is a young lady of unusual ability in her line of en- tertainment. The second act will be George F.. Mack & Co, presenting clever comedy skit entitled The Min ister and the Girl" This act is full of an excellent line of comedy and has never failed to please anywhere they have appeared. MT. Mack is assisted in this pretty little skit by Miss Town send, a lady very versatile in the line of comedy. The last and probably one of the cleverest comedy teams ever playing in the city, Savoy & Savoy, will close a show full of laughs and one that should not fail to drive away the worst case of blues imaginable. There will be a complete new line of pie lures given with some exceptionally good subjects and will complete a bill which should insure packed houses for the entire week at this house
Arizona republican., 1910-08-30
PERSON AL MENTION

Guests at the Ford are D. M. Ham, ilton. Minneapolis, Minn.; MT. and Mrs. F. w. Lughtner; L. Hegler San Fran cisco; R. F. Feland: +. Gunter, Los Angeles; w. J. SchulZe, Casa Grande; Theo. G. Lennon, Dallas, Texas; R. M. Shaw, Phoenix; w. w. Parker, Los Angeles; w. NJ. Brunson, St. Louis; J. R. Richards, St Joseph; w. F. Talia- ferro, Knowel Jones, Topeka, Kas.; F. w. Krampe, Los Angeles; Robert A. Latham, Kanaka, H.; C. R. Foster; c. A. Button, Williams; c. H. James, San Francisco; Tom Jones, Buckeye; w. l.. Shole, Kansas City; D. M. Hamilton, Minneapolis; J. l.. Marr, Fl Paso; Sol M. Freeman, Pittsburg; Mrs. A. F.. Lamb, Cananea; N. T. Basha. Ray.
 At the Commercial are George E. Truman, Florence; J. NJ. Clarke, New York; O. r.. Sides, Planet; Will R Hill. Kansas City; Mrs Charles Weighting- ton and child, Florida; H. Lavin; H. s. Schell, Pinedale: J. l.. Wilson, Los Angeles; J. w. smith, Prescott; l.. II. Gadsby, San Francisco; C. \. Price, St. Lawrence, south Dakota; F. w Fisher, Cave Creek.
 Those registering at the Adams Annex yesterday were William Light. Los Angeles; w M. Cookson, St Louis: s. w. Smith. F. A Heu ster, New York: H. NJ. Schelmire, C. F. Overton. Los Angeles; J. O. Car penter, Chicago; H. D. Andrews.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-30
WOMAN PLEADS FOR
 MAN WHO BEAT HER.
]. Wade Ramage Is Arrested Charged
 With Abusing Wife.

Attacked and beaten until her frail little body was a mass of bruises and Welts, Mrs. J. Wade Ramage of East Van Buren street, last evening chung to the neck of her husband who had inflicted the inhuman punishment up- on her because, as he says, the even ing meal was not in readiness upon his arrival home, and impIored Constable James T. Murphy not to take the man to jail. Her tears and caresses were returned with push and kick and the officer was obliged to fairly drag the man from the premises in order to save the woman from further injury.
 Hardly more than a child in size, the woman would have been nothing of a match for Ramage, who is heavy and well built physically, despite which fact and in the face of many previ ous beatings of a similar nature, Mrs. Ramage would have willingly permit ted the man to remain at their home. Neighbors say that it would not have been at all impossible that the irate husband would have ended the life of his wife if it had not been for their presence pending the arrival of the of ficer
 When Constable Murphy arrived at the Ramage home, he found the hus- band standing outside the house, while inside the little woman could be heard moaning and crying from her bruises. Hardly had he placed the man under arrest before Mrs. Ramage appeared in the doorway and running to her hus- band, threw her arms around lis neck Inc. fa oil fr remain. With a rough hand, the man thrust the little woman from him and saw her fall upon her knees at his feet. When the officer started to lead the man away. it is said that Ramage kicked himself free from her embrace and left her lying prone upon the ground
 A short distance from the house Constable Murphy stopped to question the man. He asked him if he were al- lowed to return to the house if he would promise to leave his wife alone and not strike her again.
 That's a pretty hard thing to ask me to promise" he is said to have re- piled. Maybe I could promise. though. for l guess I've got her pretty badly scared anyway"
 The man was brought to the office of Justice Johnstone, who upon hearing the facts in the case, directed that the man be locked up with0nt bail Hardly had the man been taken to the county iail before three well known citizens, neighbors of the Rama Ses. appeared and told of the frequency with which Ramage had gone home and mistreated tt-ffn each occasion the cries of the woman could be heard all over the neighborhood and they were always afraid that he would kill her The three little children. the neighbors said, were Helpless in att tempting prevent ;he attacks upon their mother and frequently went to the neighbors for protection.
 Justice Johnstone assured the neigh bors that Ramage would not be seen about hS house any more last night
Arizona republican., 1910-08-30

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Arizona republican., 1910-08-30
DANCE
MUNICIPAL

By throwing open the doors of the Brookline gymnasium to the young people of Brookline who are fond of dancing and yet unable to pay for this amusement, J. Leonard Mason, director of that institution, believes that he has solved one of the most trying problems relative to the wei fare of the younger generation More over MT. Mason is not alone in his conviction, for he has received many letters from social workers inquiring relative to his departure, and to- day in New York several municipal free dance halls are now being con- templated as a result of the Brookline free dancing place.
 These free dances are held every Monday evening in. the gymnasium, from S:3O to 10:30, and are open to all the boys and girls in Brookline under IS.
 In discussing his new project, which has laready found crowds of enthu- siastic devotees, especially among the young people of BrookIine, Mir. Ma son says:
 q think grown-up people do not realize how fond the average boy and girl is of dancing.
 Growing boys and girls who get away from their homes for few hours with no means of distracting as we all know, are very liable to choose bad company or do things which they may later regret.
 "Appeal to a growing boys, or to a growing girls sense of pleasure and you have already got their interest.
 "The free dance at the gymnasium keeps the boys and girls off the street corners. There are few who are not glad to come. It costs noth- ing."-Boston Post.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-30
O8e61 NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Department of the Interior, U. s. Land office at Phoenix, Arizona, Au- gust 25, 1910.
 Notice is hereby given that George H. Reed. of Arlington, Arizona, who, on February 8, 1910, made homestead entry, No. OS961, for SWA SWA, sec ton 23, township 1 S., range w. c & s B R meridian. has filed notice of in tention to make final communication proof, to establish claim to the land above described, before register and receiver, at Phoenix, Arizona, on the 2Sth day of September, 1910.
 Claimant names as witnesses: An drew Longbottom, of Arlington. Ariz i; John w Bassett, of Arlington. Ariz.; {; Van D. Ritter, of Arlington, Ariz i; William Crum, of Arlington, Ariz-
 FRANK H. PARKER,
 Register.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-30
NOTICE.

Sealed proposals will be received by the Secretary of the Board of Con troI until ten o'clock a. m. on Thurs day. September Is, 1910, at it's of flee in the Capitol Building in Phoe- nix, Arizona. at which time and place bids will be opened for furnishing one deep well pump for use at the Ter ritorial Prison at Florence, Arizona.
 Specifications may be had upon application to the board of Control
 The Board reserves the right to reject any or all bids.
 ROB'T. A CRAIG,' 9-bd Secretary.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-30
GRAND,

My Neighbor's Wife" the new show at the Grand, pleased the big audience immensely last evening. This bill is full of good comedy from start to fin ish, all the singing and dancing num- bers are catchy and went big. The en- tire show is pleasing and deserves good patronage during its run. Thursday night "The Halfbreed' goes on for four nights. The usual dance occurs Friday night
Arizona republican., 1910-08-30
RECORD OF TRANSFERS As Reported By the Arizona Abstract & Title Company
 IA West Washington St.

M R. Rays and wife te Herbert F.. Rays. deed. lot 15. block 6. Ever green place.
 Linville Burris and wife to David K. Price. deed. SWA SEA, Sec 2S, T l N, R ? w.
 McDougall Cassou Company to O. F.. Schupp. deed. lot 2, block c, Ben nett place.
 Vim. T. Gibson to Jennie C. Gib- son, deed, Eh lots II and 12, block ,, Evans addition to Orangewood
Arizona republican., 1910-08-30
NOTICE.

Sealed proposals will be received by the Secretary of the Board of Control until ten o'clock a. m. on Wednesday, September If, 1910, at it's offices in the Capitol Building in Phoenix. Arizona, at which time and place bids will be opened for furnishing one deep we'll pump for use at the Territorial In dustrial School at Benson, Arizona.
 Specifications may be had upon application to the Board of Control The Board reserves the right to reject any or all bids.
 ROB'T. A. CRAIG, 9-bd Secretary.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-30
FOR SALE.

Five-room brick. on corner, in Thomas Place; 19S feet front; on car line; up-to-date in every respect. Price, s4OOO; 5000 cash. Small frame house, two lots. Price, $500.
 Brick house. nearly new, in West Capitol Addition. Price, $2500. Eighteen acres. close in; A water. Price, per acre, $250.
 Building lots in all parts of the city at all prices.
 HARRY E. PIERCE, Corner First Avenue and Jefferson St.
 Phone, Main 42s.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-30

Watertown. N. Y; c. H. Mathew son. New Haven; John Bettus, Wal dron, Kan; Adam Bauer, Switzer- land; F. R. Lightwood, Los Angeles; Mir and Mrs. M. B. Houston, Ray; z. Cornick, Ray; J l.. Marr, Fl Paso; A O. Wise, New York; J. M. Elder, Prescott; Capt Thomas H. Rynning, Florence; Lewis A Dun bar, New York; O. H. Sellars, Fl Paso; Governor Richard F.. Sloan. Prescott.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-30

Proposals for subsistence, feed, cleo trical and plumbing supplies, hard ware, fuel. oil, etc, United States In dian School. Phoenix. Arizona, Aug. s, 1910. Sealed proposals plainly marked on the outside of the envelope Proposals for subsistence. etc." and addressed to the undersigned at PhOe- nix, Arizona, will be received at the Indian School until o'clock D. m. of August 31, 1910, for furnishing and delivering at the school as required during the fiscal year ending June 30. 1911, 4,O00 barrels fuel oil. about 90,- GOO pounds potatoes, 15,0O0 pounds onions. 5000 pounds dried fruit, 5000 pounds barley, 125 reams paper, 1150 electric lamps, wire, cord, tape, etc, 3 water heaters, 300 feet of pipe, valves. unions. tees. etc. 1855 pounds colors. 62 gallons paint and varnish, plumbers hardware, etc, etc. as per list and specifications obtainable at the school. For further information, apply to Charles w Goodman. Super intendent.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-30
RESTRICTIONS.

This" said the enthusiastic pa triot "is the land of liberty, where each may pursue happiness-
 Excuse me- interrupted Mir. Sir jus Barker, but did you ever read the paper they make you sign before they will rent you a flat"-Washing- ton Star.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-30
FOR SALE.

80 acres-an in cultiva- tion-old water-very best of terms. Price $150 per acre. $1,000 cash will han dle this.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-30

Tn buying a cough medicine, don't be afraid to get Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. There is no danger from it. and relief is sure to follow. Especially recommended for coughs, colds and whoping cough. Sold by all dealers.
The newspaper., 1910-02-18

this new garage He is making the
new structure .arge enough to ac
commodate two cars. also ample
room for new machine shop.
Superintendent Cohdit of the city
schools was granted IA leave of alb
sence to go to Greeley and deliver
two lectures before the state normal
faculty. This action was taken at n
meeting OF the School Board Mon
day. The professor states that he
will leave just as soon as he can ar
range his school matters here, which
will probably be in two or three
weeks.
Paul Moody was an east-bound
passenger to Denver Tuesday morn =
ing and before he returns home he
will have shipped one of the finest
machines for the renovation and
cleaning OF carpets and rugs that
was ever in use.
The newspaper., 1910-02-18
From the Crawford Chronicle

From the Crawford Chronicle
b. n. Crawford made "A business
trip to Paonia last Friday.
Forest Assistant Hall IL here from
Gunnison helping Ranger Heilman
on some survey work
A box social was held ut the Clear
Fork school house last Thursday. \
nice program was rendered hfier
which the boxes were put up mt aui =
tion and "A good sum wa- realized.
The proc,eds go to the new school.
A farewell party was given to Os-
car and Elmer Geingrich last Friday
night. A large number were present.
Games and dancing were iudulged In,
after which refreshments ts were served.
They expect to leave here for Mont
rose this week where they have ems
ployment.