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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
Advice on the Way.

Advice on the Way.
Dodge de automobile on ever han,
Be out o. de way wen de a'rship lam
Don't blow too hard wen you j'ine de
ban
An you'll git dar in de mawnin'!
Don't think dat de worl' what's in yo'
sight
Is AKIN you eff it's runnin right
You on de scales. but you weighin' light,
Yit you'll git dar in de mawnin!
Atlanta Constitution.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
Highest Prices
paid for old
Iron & Rubber


l am building up a business propo-
sition that good prices, SPOT CASH and
absolutely square treatment are bound
to bring the business of great many
people with whom | wish to deal. This
policy has attracted scores of dealers,
factories and farmers to bring me their
junk from all parts of the country.
They know by experience that I do as
say. am now paying good prices for
Scrap Iron 45c & soc per 100
Rubber Boots & Shoes 7c lb
Mixed Rags &c ID
Bones SOC & 6Oc per 100
Big prices for anything in my line
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
Board of Educat

The monthly meeting of the Board of Edu
cation of the City of Lambertville will he
held on WEDNESDAY EVENING, SEPT. 7tb
1910, at 500 O'clock
JOSEPH Z, BAYARD
Secretary
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
A Modest Pair.

l know a little country lass
Who bushes very red
When passing through the garden where
Sweet William lies in bed,
Her brother is about the same,
A very modest lad
He won't go near a pond for fear
He'd see the lily pad
Boston Transcript.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
An Exception.

OF just one fatal accident we'd gladly
make note.
lis when the only victim was the fool
who rocked the boat.
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
GUESSING.

l wonder how the hens, asleep.
Their hold upon their perches keep
I wonder also if they fall
On waking at the ROSTERS call.
Buffalo Express
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
Or!

SORRY to keep you waiting. Sadie.
We were having dinner
"You don't have to tell me-I've got
sars."-Spokane Spokesman Review.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
Notice to Creditors
of CHRIS. CHRISTIANsFN.

All creditors are requested to present their
claims to Chas. Christensen on or before Fri
day, August IL, 1910. Address, Lambertville,
New Jersey
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
A Clean Score.

The Mana good canoeist? Well,
guess am. Only tipped over twice in
my life.
The Maid-How many times have
you been out?
The Man-Twice.-Puc
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30

Three per cent. interest paid on Certificates
of Deposit and in Savings Department.
Safe deposit boxes for rent in new yault
from three dollars up Wills receipted for
and kept free of charge.
No charges made for collecting income.
and making investments
CAL YIN SOLLIDA Y, President.
JOHN Q. HOLCOMBE, Vice prestdent
FRANK A. PHILLIPS Cashier.
W. S. HULSHIZER Asst Cashier
WILLIAM l.. WILSON, Teller.
DIRECTORS.
Calvin SOlIiday, Frank A. Pbi,,i,
Samuei a: Burns, Geo. l.. ROmine,
j. S. StuddifOrd, John q. UoIco,,,
GSeorge w: massey Wilmot Quinby,
isaiah r. smith. j. w. Crook.
William Lauer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
II Weekly Echo.

say that every line ever written in any Republican
platform and enacted into law the subject OF pro-
lection has wealth the American people and ha
given EMPLOYMENT to the aboring of this country.
James NJ Miller, M. c., Kan
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30

Lambertvilles prosperity chroncled by the hstor
ian gives calamity bowler chs is the result OF
enterprise and hustle connec with the benefits Re-
publican tariff gives
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30

By virtue of writ of Fl. Fa to me directed.
issued out of the Court of Chancery of New
Jersey. will expose to sale at public yendue
to the highest bidder, on
MONDAY, THE NINETEENTH DAY OF
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-10-20
SYNOPSIS.

Archibald Terhune, a popular young
bachelor OF London, is suddenly aroused
from the aimless and fndOlent life he
leads. by the startling news from the law
Firm Of Barnes, Wiloughby & Son, that he
is the heir to sheep farm in Australia
bringing In an income Of $4,000 a year.
The beQuest comes from an aunt, Mrs.
Georgiana James Of Essex. She makes
him her heir on condition that he marry
within ten days or forfeit the legacy to a
third cousin living IN America. The story
opens at Castle Wyckoff, where Lord Vim
cent and his wife, staunCh friends of Ter
hume, are discussing plans to find Ter
hume q wife within the allotted time. 1t
seems that Lady Vincent is one of seven
persons named Agatha, all whom have
been close gtrlhood chums. She decides
to invite two of them to a party at the
castle and have Archie there as one of
the guests. Archie accepts the invitation
and the Niucents discuss his prospects in
all their varied bearings. He listens to
their descriptions of the two Agatha's
and decides that the sixth shall be his
choice Agatha first and Agatha sixth
arrive at the castle. Agatha the Sixth
strikes Archie as a handpainted beauty.
Agatha First Is a breezy American girl.
Only eight days remain for Archie to Sc
cure q bride. Lady Vincent tells her hus-
band that Agatha the Sixth already cares
for Archie. The plot starts working with
both girls unaware of the urgency of the
situation. Archie gains from Agatha
Sixth the admission that she cares for
him, but will require q months time fully
10 make up her mind.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-10-20
Big Advance Enrolment.

An unusual interest is being shown
by the young buttermakers and
cheesemakers of the state in the win
ter dairy course which opens Novem-
Der 2 in the College of Agriculture of
the University of Wisconsin. The ad-
vance enrolment is about 80 per
cent. higher than at this time in for
mer years. Over 120 young men have
indicated their intention of entering
the IL weeks course this fall for
special training in buttermaking,
cheesemaking, city milk supply, etc.
The dairy department authorities
state that there has never been such
a demand for cheesemakers as during
the past season, and the opportunities
in this field are especially attractive,
Capable cheesemakers have had no
difficulty in securing good positions
in large factories of established repu-
tation.
The new dairy laboratory is pear-
ing completion, and the installation
of equipment has begun. This build
ing will provide much needed offices,
class rooms and laboratories for
work in milk testing, city milk sup
ply, etc.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-10-20
No Truth in Reelection Story.

That he was recently reelected by
the regents to the presidency of the
University of Wisconsin by a narrow
margin of one vote was positively de-
MED by President Charles R. Van
Hise, when his attention was called to
newspaper dispatches sent out from
this city to that effect
His appointment to the presidency
by the regents in 1904, he pointed out,
was for an unlimited term, as has al
ways been the case with the president
of the university.
The question of his reelection, he
declared, had never been considered
at any meeting of the board of regents,
as. under the terms of his appointment
there was no occasion for it.
The story that Prof E. J. Turner
Of the department of American history
at the university resigned last year in
order to accept a chair at Harvard,
because he had espoused the cause of
conservation was also pronounced false
by President Van Hise
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-10-20
To Debate Iowa and Nebraska.

The University of Wisconsin will
meet the University of Iowa and the
University of Nebraska in intercollegi4
ate debate this year. The teams sci
lected to represent the state univer1
sity are as follows: For the Iowa del
bate, Andrew T. Weaver, Pewaukee !
Howard T. Lewis, Madison; Hal R!
Martin, Madison; Frank Daley, Madi4
son. For the Nebraska debate, Harry
Meisner, Milwaukee; Raymond Bell!
Madison: William Spohn, GAINESVILLE,
and John L. Childs, Eau Claire. !.
The subject for both debates is, Re
solved, that the movement of organ
lied labor to secure the closed shop
should receive the support of public
opinion" Wisconsin will argue for
the affirmative in the debate with Iowa
and for the negative in the contest
with Nebraska. Both debates will
take place on December 2, the Iowa
debate here and the Nebraska debate
in Lincoln.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-10-20
WOMAN Is ACTIVE AT 40.

Mrs. Sarah Brandon of MoundSville.
W. Va, is said by many to be not only
the Oldest woman of her state, but
also one of the most distinguished.
Mrs. Brandon is one hundred and ten
years Of age, is hale and hearty and
does her own Homework, washing
ironing, scrubbing, and tends a tiny
garden in the rear of her humble
home just on the outskirts of the city.
She has seldom been i'll during her
long and strenuous career. and then
only with slight colds, headaches, and
such minor ailments.
Almost one hundred years ago Mrs.
Brandon, but a slip of a girl, while
playing with her little brother, suf-
fered an accident the marks of which
she has carried through life. The boy
and girl were playing Indian, and in
discharging his crossbow, the young
ster shot out the right eye of his lit
tie sister.
This venerable lady was married at
the age of fifteen to a man much
her senior. The couple were then
living in Ohio, their native state
Twenty-three children, two sets of
twins, blessed their union, only one a
girl. Sixteen of the boys served in
the Civil war, fourteen fighting on the
Union and two on the Confederate
side, while all escaped the severe &C
tons with their lives. Every one was
wounded in battles, Evan, the young
CT n ri hninp chnft
or stabbed IT times, bearing the scars
today
For producing the most soldiers of
any woman for the war, Mrs. Bran
don's picture adorns the national gall
lery at Washington, while at Colum1
bus, O., she has been similarly hon+
ored by her native state.
She is a smoker and says that her
pipe is her only comfort as the weight
of years bears upon her. Tobacco of
the strongest variety is the only kind
suited to her taste, and her teeth are
worn away where she clamps the pipe
stem.
Her husband has long since been
dead, but ten of her SONS still live, and
al al . l1S idIASIS VI &c ldtlliItco-
Her Oldest now eighty-nine, boasts
that he never suffered a sick day in
his life. He Is a millworker, and lives
at Bellaire, o. Her youngest, Evan,
is coal miner and seldom loses a
days work, though he was recently
badly mashed by a fall of slate. He
has nine children. all grown.
Beside receiving personal notice
from the government for her sons war
service, the aged woman receives a
liberal pension, owing to her husband
having also been soldier. Each PEN
sion day, the stopped figure may be
seen vending it's way toward the coun-
ty clerks office, where she receives
her check, then tramping back to her
cottage, a distance of over three miles.
Beside this, Mrs. Brandon also makes,
her weekly pilgrimage to market, re-
turning with a well-flled basket of
vegetables and staples on her arm.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-10-20
ROMANCE OF A LOTTERY.

For some time no claim was made
for the chief prize of $4,000 in the
Brussels Exhibition lottery. The iden
tity of the winning ticket has just
been established in a curious way.
young Belgian miner who had pur-
chased a ticket for the lottery was
killed while at work through a stone
falling on his head some days before
the results were announced. Accord
ing to custom he was buried in his
best suit of clothes.
When the weeks passed and the
prize remained unclaimed the young
mans relations remembered that he
had a lottery ticket in his waistcoatl
pocket, and applied to the authorities
for permission to exhume the body
After some delay the request was
granted, and the winning ticket was
found in the dead mans pocket.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-10-20
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION CAT

The heavyweight champion among
Boston cats is said to be Philades,
27-pound specimen OF his race, and
the property Of Warren E. Leach of
All Cambridge street. Philades is a.
practical illustration of the beneficent.
work of the Animal Rescue league.
He was sent to the leagues headquar-
ters in Boston from town In the,
Cape Cod region, and whoever shipped
the cat TO his new home omitted to
pay the express charges. This ex-
pense was assumed by the officers of
the league and Philades soon found a
home among appreciatiVe friends who
now care for him as one Of the fam
lily.
He is kind and patient animal.
given to playfulness, and despite hts
great bulk, for cat, Phflades man.
ages to show considerable agility in
his pranks with the children of the
neighborhood.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-10-20
State Hotel Men in Annual Meetino


H. Stanley Green was elected presi-
dent for the third time of the Wiscon-
sin State Hotel Mems association at
the first session Of the fourteenth an
nual meeting Of the association held
in Milwaukee.
Walter E. ButterfeId of Merrill was
chosen vice-president and, as usual,
Herman o. Kletzsch OF the Republic
an house, Milwaukee, was made sec
rotary and treasurer. The old execu-
tive committee was Teappointed by
President Green.
The seventeenth annual banquet Of
the Wisconsin State Hotel Mems asso-
citation was held in the red room of
the Hotel Pfster.
Eugene Girard, chairman Of the In
ternational Stewards association
training school committee, Indianap-
oils, spoke on the development of the
training school at Indianapolis. This
school was started for the purpose
of educating members of the associa-
ton.
ut was through our efforts that the
pure food law was passed" said Mr..
Girard. I'VE first made experiments
with animals, feeding them products
sod by large food concerns. The re-
suits brought US 10000 signatures to
a petition to congress, which resulted
in a strict pure food law. The train
ing school has been enlarged to take
in chemical analysis and rudimentary
medical knowledge"
Addresses were also made by John
J. Bohm and Gilbert Cowan.
The meeting was the most enthusi-
astic in the history of the organiza-
ton, 1O3 members answering the roll.
Papers were presented by J. K. Batch
foil, secretary of the Hotel Mems
Mutual Benefit association, and John
Willy of the Hotel Monthly, on the
American Hotel Protective association,
and on weights and measures by
Jacob Miller, secretary of the Inter
national Stewards association.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-10-20
Journalism Students Maintain Clubs

Journalism students at the Univer-
sity of Wisconsin maintain six press
clubs. Two are composed of women
taking journalism while four are
mems organizations.
The Woman's Press club is an or
ganization of all women in the uni
versity who are interested in journal
Ism. Many of its members have done
practical newspaper work before COM
ing to the university. The women also
maintain an honorary journalistic
sorority to which only members of
the junior and senior class belong.
Freshmen and sophomore men have
an organization known as the Cubs
club, while junior and senior men are
organized into a professional journal
istic fraternity.
Students of agricultural journalism
have a separate club which meets
once a week and where all phases of
agricultural newspaper work are dis
cussed. 1t is called the Hoard Press
club in honor of Ex-Governor Hoard OF
Fort Atkinson.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-10-20
CHAPTER lV.-Continued.

And I see that you aren't nu my
side any more, Mrs. Wilfred," said
Terhune bitterly. I thought you
wanted to help me-"
I do, she answered, turning on him
earnestly; that's just what l want
80 do most in the world! Only you
don't understand how I want to help
youl"
And / don't care." he replied eager
iy. 'if only you'll use your influence
with Agatha Sixth to make her cut
short the period of my probation and
make 1t only as long as the remain
ing days of this week! All, do, Mrs
Wilfred! Dear Lady Vincent, do! I
know you cant" and he caught her
hand entreatingly.
But I shant-anything of the sort!"
she said. putting it away again;
you're too much in need of a lesson!
Believe me, it's for your own good
Besides she added, 1T wouldn't do a
bit of good if l were to speak to her!
[ couldn't give her any reason for try
ing to hurry her decision. I can't tell
her about your Aunt Georgy and the
property in Australia, can y"
Thunder. no." l answered for Ter
hume; that would never do. She
wouldn't like that part of it, at ALL"
Naturally not. She wouldn't like
10 think you only wanted to marry her
for a reason as mercenary as that!
don't wonder you wish to keep your
real motive from her!" AS she said
this my wife favored Terhune with a
scornful and penetrating glance.
He hung his head, and / confess 1
felt bit dashed myself Women al
ways have the most intensely roman
tic notions of honor and that sort of
thing. and it makes q fellow feel awk-
ward You can't explain to EN-. you
know
But that isn't the only reason" he
began, and put his hand to his short
mustache nervously, as he does when
he's genuinely moved.
Very well, then" quoth my wife
cheerily, If that's the case you're
sure to come out all right in the end!
You've only to prove your other rea-
son to Agatha Sixth, that's ALL"
DO you mean because you think
she'll change her mind and give Arch
his answer in timer" l shouted after
her for she had already started back
toward the house, knew instinctively
10 find Agatha Sixth.
mo" she called back over her
shoulder for our further comfort.
because l think Arch will be man
enough to change it for her." And
we had to be content with that.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-10-20

M. Luc1en Magne, the French in
spector general of historical monu-
ments, has made one of the most re-
narkable discoveries of recent years
in the old abbey of Fontevrault. That
certain of England's kings and queens
were buried there was well known,
but it has always been told that the
tombs were rif1ed many years ago.
Henry H. and Richard l. were buried
there. as were the wives of King John
and Henry II.
The architects who were engaged
in restoring the abbey, after digging
down to the original level of the nave
and demolishing the seventeenth-cen-
fury partition, discovered traces of in
scriptions and paintings in an arched
recess of the northwest wall of the
transept 1t would seem that the alb
bess, Louise of Bourbon, in redecora-
ting the cloisters had closed up the
opening of the tombs, and hence they
had escaped being rifled as so many
other tombs were in the revolutionary
movement OIL 1909. AnQ SO LQGY are
unearthed today-the actual remains
of Richard the Lion-Heart, and Of his
father Here the psychologists and
other onlookers had before them all
that remains of the once fiery Richard.
The most curious detail, however, is
that the notwithstanding builders,
who transferred the tombs of the
Plantagenets to this side chapel did
not hesitate to bend forward the up
per part of Henry lis skeleton down
to the lower part in order to shorten
the tomb so that it might serve to
support the vaulted arch designed to
protect the second pair Of tombs; and
he who died of broken heart through
the ingratitude Of his sons was thus
cruelty and irreverently maltreated
after death. 1t is believed that the re-
mains of all four sovereigns will be
reburied under its own funeral monu-
ment at the entrance to the choir of
the newly-restored abbey.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-10-20
LOAN AND BUILDING
LEAGUE CONVENTION
Thirty-Six Associations Are Rep
resented.
THIRTEENTH ANNUAL SESSION
In Wisconsin There Are Fifty-Three
Organizations With Assets of
S5,269,853 and a Member
ship of 14,517.

Representative of thirty
six building and loan associations form
ing the Loan and Building Association
league Of Wisconsin gathered at Mil
waukee for their thirteenth annual
meeting.
A banquet was held at which the
speakers We're Judge John c. Karel, F.
}. Rickert, T. j. Pereles, Patrick DON
nelly, Frank Armitage, w. c. Palmer
and Alex. Mcdonald.
Mayor Seidel was to have welcomed
the delegates to Milwaukee. but was
detained and sent his secretary. Carl
Sandbury, to extend the freedom of the
city in his stead. President Joseph c.
Crowley responded on behalf of the
league.
The loan and building movement is
IN an exceedingly thriving condition,
according to President Crowley There
are 5,713 organizations in this country
with total membership of 2,016,561
and assets of $856,332, 719. In Wiscon-
sin there are SO associations with a
membership of 14,517 and assets of
S5,268,853.
The league will advocate a law in
Wisconsin compelling loan and build
ing associations to furnish bond to
the commissioner of banking equal to
ten per cent. of the annual receipts of
the association. The association also
will recommend an amendment to the
present law providing that paid-up
stock that may be issued shall be con-
sidered part of the capital stock of
the association.
President Crowley recommended
that the league establish a publicity
bureau to advertise the advantages of
loan and building associations through
out the state
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-10-20
Presbyterian Synod Meets.

The Wisconsin synod of the Presby-
terrain church and the Woman's Synod
ical Missionary society met at Eau
Claire The convention opened with
an address on the Culture of Rev
erence" by Rev. Gerritt Verkuyl, APP
pleton. Among other speakers were
Rev. Morris E. Ferguson, Newark, N.
j., on Spiritual Aspects of the Graded
Work; Rev. ]. A. Melrose, Rice Lake,
on Conserving of Young Life;" Rev.
NJ. G. Allison, university pastor, Mad
ison, on What Is Religious Educa,
tion?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-10-20
A NOVEL AERO SPRINKLER

George T. Hulsizer of Livingston,
N. J., has successfully applied the
science OF aviation to agriculture In
a manner that may be adopted by
other grangers in that section to off
set the effect of the annual dry spell.
Hulsizer's plants suffered severely
during the dry weather, so, being of a
mechanical turn Of mind, he rugged up
biplane glider" the dimensions of
which about equalled an old style
Wright machine To this he attached
100-gallon boiler and equipped it
with a sprinkler. At the end of a
rope attached to a windlass 1t rose
from the force of the wind in the air
and when it had reached the right po-
sitton over the farm the sprinkler was
opened by pulling a cable. The water
descended in a refreshing shower On
the plants, and the field was sprinkled
by simply drawing in or unwindinR
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-10-20
ANT THAT "CANS" FOOD.

Capt. Percy L. Jones of the United
States army medical corps makes an
interesting statement about certain
ants that attack the larvae of flies.
They do so in a way which proves
that they are no novices at the proce-
dure. One will attack an extremity
and apparently bite it, and as soon as
the larva begins to coil and makes eff
forts to escape, numbers of others will
Immediately jump upon it, and in the
course of a few moments the larva
will be apparently dead. I believe
that the ant introduces some venom in
the act Of biting, formic acid in char
acter, which preserves the larva as
food until such time as the ant needs
it-cans it, in other words"