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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-28
CAMP AIGN TO AID
JUNIOR REPUBLIC
Finance Committee Will Ask
One Hundred to Raise
$40 Each.

During the next few days an active
campaign viii be inaug rated IN Wash
ington for the purpose Of raising funds
Annapolis Junction. Nd
At a meeting Of the finance committee
held last evening il was decided to
organize a club Of 100 men who VIII
pledge themselves 20 obtain at least SO
each In this manner enough money
can be raised TO carry on the work OF
the school, with the financial aid which
Is given each year by the citizens OF
Baltimore and the State Of Maryland
Already q number OF prominent men OF
Washington have pledged their sup
difficulty expected IN raising the desired
amount.
John I. NewbOld. president OF the
Junior Republic and a number Of the
members OF the finance committee viii
meet IGOmas Grant, secretary Of the
Washington Chamber Of Commerce this
afternoon and endeavOr TO get with ms
assistance. a number Of the chamber
members interested IN the movement
In addition TO the canvass among
the business men IL is expected that
several entertainments viii be given
This spring for the benefit OF the school.
arrangements are being made to hold
a benefit drill at Fort Meyer and the
Ladies Aid Society OF the school are
planning 20 hold an entertainment
on MAY is memorial exercises will be
held at the Institution IN memory Of
AIRS L B Baldwin. Of Baltimore. who
died recently Mrs Baldwin was for
CT for the Institution and through her
efforts the Maryland Legislature voted
10 appropriate an annual allowance for
the support Of the republic.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-28
YOUTHS ARRESTED
ON SCHOOL LAND
Complaints By AnacoStia
Teachers Bring Action
By Police.
WASHINGTON TIMES BUREAU.
ANArOSTIA d C APRIL q

As the result Of the complaints made
by teachers Of the Van Buren, public
school, in Anacostia. Of the actions OF
a number Of young men who have been
gathering around the school property,
on " street, Policeman J. n. Horton
last night arrested Richard Shepherd,
twenty years old, Of 1916 Thirteenth
street southeast. and Lawrence Sin
stack aged nineteen, who lives at ilCZ
o street southeast. They were locked
up on charges Of djsorderly conduct
Samuel 3. Douglass. the three-year-old
child Of Samuel Douglass, Of IS Sheri-
dan road. fell out OF the doorway at
his parents house last night and
sprained one shoulder. DR.. William K
Scott rendered medical attention
Mrs. William H Ford. who vas I'll at
Providence Hospital, has recO7 cred suf-
hCiently 70 be able 20 return 20 her
home, on Fourteenth street
Mrs A. P Scott, living az - Jack
son street, was removed TO the Coium-
bia Hospital last evening.
The ladies Of the Emmanuel Prot
estant Episcopal Parish have set May
as the date for their New England din
neT. which viii be served in the parish
nan. on street
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-28
OFF TO SCALE MT. MCKINLEY

SEATTLE, April Zs.-The revenue cut
ter TahOua has sailed for Alaska,
carrying the Portland AIazama expedi-
ton Of four men who viii attempt the
ascent Of Mt Mckinley from the sea
ward side
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-28
GRANT EULOGIZED
ON HIS BIRTHDAY
Program Is Varied, With Senator
BoTah As Principal
Speaker.

The life OF General Grant as warrior
and statesman was eNtOlled last night
in the Metropolitan N. z Church az the
exercises in. honor of the eighty-seventh
anniversary OF his birth. the Depart
ueut OF the Potomac. O. A r, being
in charge
Department Commander II. A John
son presented the presiding officer. Gen
\ s Burdert, who introduced Senator
Borah as the principal speaker OF the
night
Col John Tweedale. T. \ A. read
poem. Ulysses There We're vocal
solos by Miss Laura Collision. George
r. HIIbridEe and Miss EUojeau John
son. who sang the .Srar-SpanEIed Ban
ner.'r the audience joining in the chorus
The Rev L. G. 3. Pierce delivered the
invocation. and the beuedictiou was pro
noUnced by the Rev y H Miller. de-
parrmeur chaplain
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-28
SCHOOL
CONFERS DIPLOMAS
Eight Young Women Graduated AS
Nurses With Appropriate
Exercises.
Exercises.

Eight young women. dressed neatly
IN the caps and gowns of the trained
nurse. were given diplomas last night
at the twelfth auuTlaI commencement
exercises Of the Florence CritteutOu
Training school These young women
viii take up careers as Christian work
ers and nurses among the poor and
The destitute Of the city.
The exercises were held Ia the Crit
-eurCu building and were conducted by
Miss Elizabeth y RunEee, superintend-
eut Of the institution. a large crowd
Of friends and relatives was present
Those in the graduating class were
Miss NoraIee Johnson. president Miss
Irene Chasraiu. vice president. Miss Al
r~eua Z EiaIaEu- treasurer. Miss Anna
B. Rftchev- secretary, and Miss Hazel
II. VVifIiver. Miss a Belle NcDcugaI,
Miss Rachel v LoveridEe, and Miss
Mary r. Gray
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-28
SCHOOL OBSERVES
FOUNDERS DAY

Founders Day was celebrated at
washington Seminary. Florida avenue
and : street. yesterday BIZ the teachers
and pupils Of that Institution Mrs
Della Czraeme SmalwOod. the principal
who is also State regent for the Dis
trict in the Daughters Of the American
Revolution, presided and gave q brief
history OF the school.
Other speakers were Mrs. GiIfi n, Of
Noel House, a graduate Of the school
Miss Pierce. and Miss LEttIepaEe. Class
songs and brief addresses by class pres
dose
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-28
WILL MEET TONIGHT.

The regular monthly meeting OF Ban
croft Council. National Union. wiz Be
held tonight at 80 at Typographical
Temple
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-28
KING EDWARD HOME.

LONDON. April 1S-KIug Edward has
returned 10 London after a seven weeks
sOfO-ru at BiaTTiCZ-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-28
TWO KILLED IN AUTO CRASH.

BOSTON. April "a train on the
New York. New Haven and Hartford
railroad struck an auto-truCk at the
POpe's Hill station. killing John White
and Thomas Hughes. both OF Quincy.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-28
UNIVERSITY HEIGHTS
CITIZENS ORGANIZE

University Heights and its immediate
vicinity now boasts Of a citizens asso-
citation This organization was formed
last night at meeting in the home OF
9 ?. Judge, l2zl Quincy street. and Jo-
seph Burg was elected president
Twenty-three persons were enrolled as
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-28

Grand sI-oo Excursion, Sunday, May
lst- Baltimore & Ohio r R 70 Freder-
lex Keedysville and HaEerstOVn from
Union Station at 500 a. m. returning
leave Hagersuown 500, Keedysviile $50
Frederick $50 p m same day--Advt-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-28
BEEF CAUSES DEATH.

WINONA. MINI, April eS.-Seymour
". Brown. forty-six years old, q CAPT
tsIist, has died OF actinomycosis. lung
disease contracted by eating beef from
cattle affected with 'Tumpy Jaw"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-08-23
giertes &apneL
SEES Menifen @iae, bas lit
iein Slid.

Ser folgenoe Sag NOR bon Dem
geitrigen iebr perihieoen; geitern nod
bate man iih am ihonen Sonnen.
ifein erfreut, uno berte NOR feline
Spnr mebr bon inn 81 finoen. Ser
naIie, falte Wopembertag NIT ieinem
bernieberitromenoen Hegen uno ben
nirbelnben Shneefloden Seigte on,
bab ser @inter MN gan5 entibieoen
ieinen gin5ig balte.
aGtbden mar idon Seitig aufge.
itanoen; hire Sllgeno fannte nod
feline Wiioisfeit, uno aud ibr friides
8eiiht Seigte niht Die %geringite @b-
ipanmmg. Sroblih uno mlnter Der
rittete lie ibre gemobnlide Seihafti-
glrng. Selene mar beilte erniter ais
Tie ionit 81 iein pflegte, batte aber
nod nit feiner Silbe bas Sbema be-
riibrt, a,,f peldes Tie eeitern Ibeno
ibrer S6meiter ~eeseniiber anipielte.
Der Ra6mittag iano Die beioen
9amen im SeitenSimmer init Sano-
arbeiten beibditist, unb Dem i,tnger
WGb6en pofte pobl etpas Gngitlid
oas Sers, als Selene Die @ortc
iaste:
sd woGte nit Dir iiberi Serrl,
@erner iprefen, uno i6 eriparte, oaB
9u mir Die pole @abrbeit iagit."
1oh 4Gtbfen NOR entihloiieu, or
fen nno mttbis ibre Siebe 5l be-
fennen.
.Serr @erner mibmet Dir cine
grobe Mufmerfiamfeit. groBer pic
@alanterie Tie e%riorbert." iubr Sc
lene fort. limb mir i6eint.' On bul.
oeit Dies nitt alein ionoern ermu.
tbisit i'm iogar."
limb menn oies mirflih ser Sal
mGre2" iraate aGtbdlen, mutbig oil
@ugen al ibrer Shmeiter ~erbebeno
So mare es notbpenoig, bielen'
uniiberlegten Sreiben elm Gnbe 81
modem" enteegnete bieie ernit. n0l
wirlt bod ielbit perniinftig eenilc
iein, nm einSiiieben, baB oicie Spie,
lerei nift fortaeiest paroen bari"
,gs lit burhais feline Spielerei.'
iagte oas irnge WGbd)en energiih
,oenn Yaitl liebt MIDI"
Gin tieier, erleifternoer gltbemsue
bob ibre 9ruit, benn baS SdweritC
mar seiagt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-08-23

pelde iid auf Sic be5og," be9ann
Srau Sfmibt, i'm poQ a~uieben0.
SD ipeiB, pas 5miiten Sbilcn oorge-
falen, itib fanrt ltift nltcrlolIcn,
Sbnen 5u iagen, oaB ih bodit un5lt-
frieoen barber bin, beioueers aber
oariiber, baB Sic mcine Shmeitcr
ocrlciteten, mir gegeniiber unalirih'
tig Su iein."
Eaul id)lrg Die s(llgeu nieber; er
iilblte, Der Sormurf lpnr bcgriinoet.
sd gebe 81, es mar ltnrcd)t, 10
longe 81 id)peigcil, aaeiu in meiner
ieBigen Stelung fofnte id, iinmoglih
often I'M Sdtbhen merben" ermi.
oerte er.
,Hlrn, i6 oenfe, meltu NSbre Stel.
lung Sbnen oas niht geItnttct, 10
perbietet lie Sbnen audi Die grfld.
ritng."
y@s NOR ollh lliht meine Mbiid)t,
tsrali Shmibt. gelpiB nid)t. allein in
Der grrcgung oes ~slugcnblifs ent.
Ifliipfte mir Dos @eitdnonib meiner
9iebe. Grit uls id) bon aGthd)cn Die
bealiifenbe 8epibbeit Der @cgcnliebe
arbalten, mllbte i6 mir beld,1mt ein.
Jelteben, odB mid Iod) nidts bcrcd).
tige, nit meiner 9itte Dor Sic sl
freten."
n@s lit gut, CAB Sic bos ielbIt cin,
leben, Serr @erncr," bcmcrfte Sc.
lene, Duno Sic begrcifen o,lh wpbl,
baB Sic on Die geripredtngen,
meld)e meinc Sfmeiter ,Shncn &C.
mnd,t, meiter llid)t oenfen 0iirfcn."
limo mesbolb iol id) nid)t meitcr
buran henfcn2 a6tbd)en' bot mir &c.
inet ooB lie mid in aac Gmigfeit
liebe, iutb oaran battle ih MIDI"
Sic iugten ia chen ielbit, Bob Sic
nitts gelteno MADDEN fonnen. mas
Sic oaSu beredtigt," entsegnete
Selcne.
sir Den Iilgenblif rod niclt, ic'
ooh weroe if) fcinc Wiibc i,nb Irbcit
id,epen. iirn Die Sinoerniiie birnpeg-
jurairmen, pelfe Dem 3ieie meiner
iebnlifiten Wiinidc entgegeniteben."
iagte Eaill entifloiien.
Earlier miirbc nod cine lange
3eit p%ergehen, mo Nnmit piclleifi
aild nod niht dlle Shnierigfeiter
gehoben iein. Serr @erner, Sic
iino OILS Sremoer in unier Saiis ge-
fommen. @ir fenuen peoer Sbre
Tergungenheit, nod Shre Snnilic
unb Sbre @erbdltniiie. Sic fonnel,
oo6 unmoglif erparten. DaB nil
Sic oils Samilienmitglieo aufneb.
men,"
(Sortiebuns foIst.)
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-08-23
Sr'fnnng.

Stubent G1mer franf. Dem Die
Nodbarin cine Saiie Souaion ipen.
biert): Sas Sopifcn, sSrnl Weier,
fonnten Sic mir eieentlid baIaiien
-es eignet iid 10 idon fiir einerl
Hcamops.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-08-23

Limb bod tan5teit 9u NIT Inn"
iinterbrab err lie, ner lit ia reid, bai
Ell beoeltenoeS Sermogen; i6 bin
MIR elm atmer 8iifbolter, mir barl
man bfes bieten."
Sci nidt mgeredJt, SOUL, Su
meiBt, bob id mir Did, liebe, MIR Sir
ungebOre."
y9rotoem tan5teit 8u nit Sell
mutb." iaste er bitter.
Ser 9lif meiner Shtpeiter
5pang mid oa8u."
r@or niht al5u LANCER 3eit iagteli
On, oaB On Gid nidt 5wingen
liebeit." /.
.9as tbiie i6 nlid) nift, id) mod,tc
aber ben ieben, melder IiG Selenens
itrengem, ourhbringenbem 9lid 81
mioerieten magt. Siit 9u nod bOie,
Huul? 3 pergieb!"
,gtiht cher, bis Su mir 8enug'
tbuung geeeben," iagte er ihroff.
aGtbhen, bur6 bieie Sorniirfc
uno oas ablebnenoe Serbalten Tauls
gereiSt, molte cine dbnlide antmori
surufaeben, bemerfte aber, BOB II
oas porbere 8emod) cine fleinerc
8ruppe Samen uno Serren eingetre.
ten mar.
Sic neiete oaber nit fiiblem @ruBC
bas Saupt, ais babe lie cine Sniulig(
llnterreoung nit Yaul gebabt, I'M
IhloB lid Der 8ruppe an.
Ils Der 5anS bon gteliem begunn
Spg Saul iih BON oemlelben 5uriif
er woqte aild nibt ieben. mie Die Dol
ibm 10 beiB 8eliebte BON anoerer
imi6m1rmt uno 5um San5e gefilbr,
ipurbe. Somit bate adtbhen feline
@elegenbeit, ibm Die perlangte 8e
n%ugtbulng SI geben. Ils ieood Oel
Gotilon fam, Dem Saul pieoer SIT
lab, pbne iid iebof baran 81 betbeili
gen, ihmebte lie leidt unb gra5inS
rpie cine gtpmpbe 81 linn bin, I'M
i'm gum San5e SIT bolen. @ls oil
9eioen Den Soal nmtan5ten, begegne
ten lid Die sl,tgen Der 2iehenben, aus
ben ieinert NOR Idon l1ngIt alel
@roll peri6lpunoen, ,!to UNI ibre Sip
pen ipieIte ipieber oas Gliiflife 90
heIn, melhes porbin bel leinen barter
@orten entfloben mar.
r3iirnit 0u nod, lieber Saul?'
fliiiterte tie.
or bate ni6t jung iein uno MIDI
lieben miiiien, Inn bieien @prten mi
oeriteben su fonnen. 3uoem bate e
lSngit eingeieben, baB er Dem iungel
@dohen ltnreht getban.
yWein Iiebes aatbden," iagte e
leiie; aber es lag cine @elt Dol
2iebe unb 3Grtliffeit in bieien Ore
@orten. Gin innieer Grud ibre'
Sano antrportete Dem ieinigen Uni
Die geriobnung war geihloiien.
Mitternaft mar bereits lange Dor
BEL, als Der gal beenoet mIroe Uni
aGtbfen nit Ser Sfweiter 81 Saui
anlangte. @ls tie it'd BON oerlelbel
perabihieoen unb iif CUR &iibe bege
ben moQte, iaete' Selene:
sd babe berte Ibeno cine 8eob
ahhlne, gemaft, pelhe mid iiber
raidte. @ie itebit 0u nit Serrl
@erner2"
p9iebe Selene-
,gtetn; beute Ibenb niht mebr
aber mcrgen miiBt On mir ebrli6e
aufri9tise antport geben."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-08-23
Smr ses. SeaGtams fur yrtefter'
C@9lItars@eiueSD
aaraMtrt NIB bon ben beitet Seuu9ilhep
besleitst. Grp uao Spset asstie
cine Speiia!itGt

gene guswabl Don @etrduteu III Nlai6en.
geneluusen per Bon werbeu ali oos Sron'.
pteiie unb Geite beiorst ino blelbell ltets
pripat. Wan i9rsibs II IN cine SselSillts.
Gcierens: Snbuaue National gnnf.
esim eAreibeu eriuabme man seH. Oieies Siatt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-08-23
1S3.1S5 Sixth Street. Tel. l13.
2Nef&ior S&mitt.
@ruspcrfamis =SGnbler

in ben befeu NIB ~retnifen impors
tirteit NIB eribeimiihen Weinen II. sSblSties
fir Numlilen. ltup Weoi;tls8 ebrahd 81 ben
bili9ien Wboleiale : Srelien III lrseiio elitsr
C.uautltGt. SD p~ertauie biaiS aber ebt
uno MIR 9esen Saarsele.
Seiusr California Yortpein S1.0o per
GaQpne unf auiiudrts
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-08-23
james Leyf 20 Co.
Neue sluSiise. siene &aiits.
Eeneits Mube. Miebrisfe greiie

Gtoblirt ieit iiber 80 Sabren.
>Sbrogelp ;uriif, peun niht iulrleosr.
Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1910-03-18
10 Him Mho waits.

A year ago manufactures hired
boy. For months there was nothing
noticeable about the boy except that
he never took his eyes off the machine
he was running. A few weeks ago
the manufacturer looked up from bis
work to see the boy standing beside
his desk,
what do you want" tr asked.
"Want me pay raised"
"What are you getting?"
"Tree dollars week."
"Well. how much do you think you
are WORTH
-Four dollars"
you think so. do you"
Eyes. sir. an I've been t'inkin so for
tree weeks. but I've been so blamed
busy amt had tine to speak to you
about it,"
The boy got the raise.-Success.
Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1910-03-18

symmetry, and two or more drops united
on touching. Reporting late observa-
tions, Maurice Leblanc states that the
CRYSTALS vary greatly in size, the crystals
OF soft soap-though visible only with a
microscope being much larger than
some others. Alcoholic solution Of
ammonium oleate shows elongated dia-
mond-shaped crystals, and these are dis
placed and distorted as the liquid is
poured, sometimes joining as four
pointed stars. The crystals sometimes
behave like living organisms On
meeting an air bubble, a spherical orys-
tai may swallow it, Just as an amelia
takes in its food buds may form and
separate at the side of a tlattened
drop, as some organisms multiply; and
two spheres in contract may stretch out
into a snake-like form. The singular
formations grow by additions to their
substance, like living organisms, in
stead of by taking new particles upon
their surfaces. like ordinary crystals.
Without advancing the hope Of length
ening the span of life, by the sour.milk
diet Of Prof MetchnikoH or any other
plan, DR.. Doyen, of Paris, believes
senile decay may be retarded, and the
body kept in healthful activity through
out the natural period. To preserve
vitality he invokes the aid of ferments
to increase the white corpuscles in the
blood, which are known to work sc
effectively against parasitic germs. He
has named his energizer "mycolysine,
and he states that it powerfully stimu-
lates the white corpuscles, thus not only
lessening the inactivity of the old age
period but giving resistance to various
digestive and respiratory maladies. He
claims that it acts against colds, bron
chitis and even epidemic disease.
"Sical, new French alloy, contain:
50 to S. per cent of silicon, p to rs o
aluminium, 2 to 4 of titanium, o
calcium, OF Of manganese, and or Il
o. 3 of carbon. It is used as a reducing
alloy and is claimed to turn white pig
iron into gray pigiron, and to dispers'
gases and prevent blowholeS and flaw
when added to steel.
Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1910-03-18

for six months. 1t can live in waite
several weeks.
Health officers who are investigating
these outbreaks of typhoid fever find
that many dangerous fallacies exist in
regard to drinking water This time of
year people are found using water that
thew would not think Of tasting in the
hot summer months when it has a foul
taste and smell from the decaving OF the
comparatively harmless algae. I'm
boiled Or L.fltered ditch-water is
dangerous beverage at any season. but
especially so in the winter when it is
apt to be polluted by surface drainage.
So far as contracting typhoid fever is
concerned, water from a foul barnyard
pool may be safer than the seemingly
pure stream that has caught the under
ground seepage from the premises OF
carrier or a typhoid patient,
Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1910-03-18
Typhoid Fever Germs.

Two typhoid epdemics occurring
simultaneously in different parts of
California are traced by state and local
health officers to mgrations of the
disease germs in surface water, and also
to popular erroneous theories in regard
to drinking from streams or bitches.
In Hy-time the typhoid bacillus most
often makes its way from person to
person on buzz-machines that have
navigated the air since the week before
Adam. But since the frost put ban on
flies last fall the disease germs find the
streams and the canals that thread Cali
fornia the most likely means of travel
State germ trailers find that both cpl
denies occur where water supplies have
been polluted by the sewer discharges
gof careless or uniformed municipal
ties. One sorely afflicted community in
northern California pipes water from q
reservoir fed by long, open, un-
cemented ditch. Until recently this
ditch mingled waters with a small creek
which receives the sewer discharge of q
mountain town. The lay of the lane
further up the ditch indicates that i
received the surface wash from two con
struction camps and a big Chinese
rookery during the storms of last month
So far the health officers are unable t.
trace any OF the epidemics to bed-riddet
| typhoid fever patients, and it is though
that carriers are the source OF tn
outbreaks. No one knows who or whert
the typhoid carriers of California are
But it is known that about one out o
every four persons who have had ty
phoid continues to discharge millions
of typhoid fever germs with the dali,
wastes of the body for several weeks o
months or even years.
When discharged from the human
body the typhoid bacillus finds lif
a hard scrabble and dies withou
multiplying, unless it can make it
way to breeding grounds favorable con
dilons of moisture and shade that
manages to live apart from its hos
Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1910-03-18

Gustave Ullyatt has little daughter
who hasn't been well recently. The
other day physician was called to
the Ullyatt home to see her. He ex-
amined the child with the aid of a
stethoscope. When her father came
home that evening he asked what the
doctor had said.
"Nothin'." replied the little girl.
"What did he do?" asked Mr.. Ullyatt.
HE jist telephoned Inc all over,
was the child's reply.-Denver Post.
Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1910-03-18
No Luck.

My pal and l both doved a maid
Up in the Klondike region.
We didn't have cinch-indeed.
Her followers were legion.
But Jim and l both swore that we
Would win the girl or bust.
For though she wasn't much on face
She had sack of dust.
The fates they smiled on my pal Jim.
They frowned on me. alack!
For he won both the girl and dust.
1 only got the sack.
Yale Record.
Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1910-03-18
TRAINING the Servant.

as your new girl getting so that she
can understand English?" asked the
caller.
NO" replied young Mrs. Keepouse.
but l am learning Hungarian rapid
ly."-Newark News.
Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1910-03-18
Proposed Epitaph on BariIIe.

Proposed EPitaph on Barille.
with many apologies to Gray"s "Elegy."1
Perhaps in this neglected spot is laid
Some heart once pregnant with Alaskan
fire.
Feet that Mckinley mountain might have
scaled
Or walked to ecstasy the polar Tyre.
Boston Transcript
Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1910-03-18
With All Her Faults.

With all her faults 1 love her still.
She once was young and slim and fair.
At present she can more than fill
An ordinary easy chair.
She talks behind her neighbors' backs;
She scolds as certain women will.
There are a lot of charms she lacks;
With all her faults love her STILL.
Chicago Record-Herald.
Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1910-03-18
Choice of Evils.

"Don't you find it dangerous riding
freights?" asked the phianthropist.
YES" assented the hobo. but what
roads he is lil1ely to be bumped by an
automobile. i believe in taking the
lesser of two evils" buffalo Express.
Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1910-03-18
A Born Eiohter.

DR.. Pillum-Your wife is threatened
with bronchitis. but she has Il fighting
chance Of escaping it.
Henpex-She has. eh? Well. then.
she won't have bronchitis. -Harper's
Weekly.
Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1910-03-18
Proof.

TTUOTs
Patience-But life is so hollow.
Patrice-And don't you like hollow
things?
"Why, no. Do you?"
Surely! I'm very fond of macaro-
hi!'-Yonkers Statesm
Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1910-03-18
Couldn't Find Him.

She-Do you believe that two can
live as cheaply as one?
He-Ive known couples where the
wife was so eXtravagant that what lit
tie the husband spent was hardly no
ticeablP. Eagle.
Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1910-03-18

MISCELLANY
Reported weekly for the Ledger

The Liquid Air Industry-Pellagra in
Europe-The Airship Destroyers Fer
tilizing by Heat--The Lightest Struc-
tural Netal-The Latest Transmutation
Crystals Like Living Forms Not
Longer Life but Better-For Better
Castings.
Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1910-03-18
a Cietetic Dittv,

We who have given up thy skin. o grape.
And then thy seeds and now thy pulp.
alas.
Looking askance at thy blest juice. would
pass
Back retransmigrant to the joyous ape.
New York Sun.
Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1910-03-18
We All Rememher.

Though memory often spurns its debts
OF hate, II never smothers
Some kindly debts. for who forgets
His kindnesses 10 others?
Catholic Standard and Times.