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New-York tribune., 1910-07-17

"Bacneior, widower or husband?" in
ouired q CIR. who was asked by friend to
meet a man whom she diGE't know at a
dinner She wes = trifle direct in her
methods. that girl. but the young women
who list men according 10 their eligibility
sor marriage are numerous in society, suf-
ffciently numerous % make X necessary
for The eligible lnaI. tc pick his footing
warily There are girls who. quite with
out realizing IL, always mention man s
state as 10 raatrimony when speaking Of
him u was taken in 10 dinner by Mir.
May. a charming bachelor this type OF
girl reuar1xs eirfiE. Il golfed with q Mr.
Grey Interesting Oh, yes, but he's
married" I've had Al invitation 10 mo-
Tor with NJ jerks. such @ delightful
rouns Whoever, and rich, they say Mr.
Ray may be poet, Ir. Grey an inventor.
air. Jen2se a wrcci1er Of other mems fort
mes On Change, but she doesn't know or
care. 4 girl of this type got well de-
served rebule from an older woman tho
orAer day. The woman asked her 10 din
s.or. and mentioned that NJ. So-and-So
vss coming
BY dear," drawled the girl. why did
-,,. ask him? You know l can't marry
Catholic"
A11on'r pe an idiot" -etorted the older
,xo.,aan. I'm not asking you TO marry
,,irn nor Goes he want TO marry you. I'm
orIy ark.ag you both 60 eat a very good
.,nuers Women of this class have a
slxesesui propensity for seeing sentiment
sn tie simplest attentions from man.
Which is why the gil VINO is out for
rooS tirns and can gol2. dance or firt
wsrhc-t a thought OF anything further is
80 refreshing 10 q man. Society may be
. highly organized game for catching hu.-
= =
New-York tribune., 1910-07-17

Every one is familiar with that indefinite
and subtle change that comes to a persons s
voice when speaking Of a very rich rela-
tion or friend, and another well known
change is that Of manner when one OF
these rlultiniilionaires joins group N
which the poor relation is seated. Even
the children OF a family reserve their best
manners for those they know to be rolling
in money, and angelic behavior and buttery
tones are the rule when the wealthy aunt
IS around. Children are the reflection OF
what they see and often Will give as a
reason for doing what appears unnatural
something they have overheard or seen
Therefore. much information about the
true state Of affairs in a family may be
CLEANED by observing the children.
Women should by nature make much
better agents for renting furnished houses
than men do. as they can point out the
desirable features with persuasive and dull
Get insistency. and suggest remedies SO
simple and practical for the undesirable
things that any man and most women
would be keen TO begin on the suggested
doing over Every woman is really at
heart a born homemaker. Like bird, she
mas the nest-building instinct, and the
house ruled and run by a woman. married
or single has a charm and subtle refine
laert that other houses have not unless
the man is an artist or has artistic ten
denc:es- A man mostly longs to be com
Portable. and If comfortable Will cheerfully
enjoy quite hideous surroundings, just so
that no one touches his pipe or his papers
or .'tidies up the other belongings thai
crowd his Gen. Sometimes he will feel
vaguely dissatisfied on coming back 10 "a
drearv bachelors apartment after dining
well in some gem of a home, but he al
ways consoles himself by the thought that
any alterations for style would cause him
10 lose some of his comfort.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04
ST. PAUL's CHURCH.

Those who braved the Indictment
sesther last evening to attend the ser
vice at ST. PauPs Church were amply
rewarded By bearing fine rendition Of
Ham oud's messiah Vic,orious." The
burden OF the work fell on the soprano
, aud tenor The tenor was sung by Mr..
Whitman, and although it was the frat
time he has sung q service OF this kind
he scqu tied himsslf well, especially In
his s5los. II Am The Resurrection"
aud Gail Power Is Given Unto Me-"
The soprano, MIS-. D. DER, sang with
her u .usl Inc interpolation, and she rer-
dered her solo, "B hold How Peaceful
Dswns The Day." with 6ne taect. The
smaller parts for alto and baritone were
suug By Mrs. Fowler aud Mr.. Franklin
in their usual good style. Mr.. Wits
foe bass was also heard 10 the Msgni6cs'.
The chorus work was exeeller t, es-
pecislly Gas IL Began To Dawn" with
obIigsto quartette by Mrs De DER, Mira
Fowler, Mr.. Whitman and Mr.. Waller.
A fta IL Of tle service was the work OF
the orchestra, the frat vlolins being
plsyed By Miss Mason aud Mr.. Amis';
second violin, Miss Ksst; viola, Mr..
Nail, and cello, Miss L,e. Their play
especially at the ofiartory OF HsndePs
ever beautiful Largo" wss gfestly en-
ivad
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04
SEMINOLE BANQUET.

The snpasl banquet Of Seminole
Tribe, No. S5, l. o R. NJ, will be held
10 the Ycupg Peoples Building tomor'
row night at 8 o'clock, the plan being sc
arranged as to insure comfort sud gen.
eral good time for the psit clpanIs.
The speakers for the occasions selected
from the organizations ro' YER are hoo''
S. Barrett, tlastmaster: II. Noel Garner,
u. P. Woodwsrd, ]. VIM. May, Rev.
Edgar Carpenter and W. s. Nicklin,
ersnd sachem Of Virginis, the latter,
While not being enrolled With the local
tribe has identified himself With the To-
eli u,ion as its organizer. The commit
ta composed Of 9. h, May, A. L,
Jamason and X. w. Ogden have en-
sssed the services OF Ms''r'. Ra@msI
Bro,. So caterers snd are leaving nothing
uudone to make this years entertain
meut most pleasant sfiaif.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04
pIsrRIor COMMITTEE MEETING.

Alta MEETING of the CONCESSIONS
committee of the Eighth Congressional
district OF Vrginis, held punustt tC
call 90 April 2, st the Office Of Mr..
Gardner L. Bootbe, 10 the city OF Alex
andris, 1t waH.
Resolyed-Thst the resignation Of
tn Hon. George 3. Sbackelford as 9
member OF this committee be scceI tad,
and the committee TegrtI that 1t is
necessary to lose the future services Of
Mr.. Sasckeliord who has long been
an honored member Of the commit
tee.
II being the sense Of this committee
tla, the lower section OF this district Ia
solltled to representation upon the com
nittee, on motion duly seconded ADD
unanimously carried by vote of the
committee, Mr.. r. .. l.. Moncure, oil
Sxff RI, vas elected to fill the vacancy
occssloned by the resigDiton of Mr..
ShsckelfOrd.
On motion duly seconded aud 1sni-
mously carried, Mr.. Raleigh T. Green,
of Oulpeper, Virginia, was elected chair
man OF this committee, aud Mr.. Paul
W. GsrreIt of Lsesturg, Virginis, was
elected secretary Of the committee.
On motion dnly seconded and unsni-
mou,ly carried, 1t was decided that a
primary for the nomination Of 6 demo
cratic csnddat, for Congress for the
Eighth district shall be held 10 the
various cities and Counties Of The dis
trIc,. aud the precincts therein, on Tues
day, August 9, 1910, between sunrise
aud sunset of thst day, at each preciutt
within said district, In accordance With
the prlmsry plan of the dsmocrst'c
p,r'y.
Add further, That ell persons desiring
TO certify their names IS candidates for
the democratic nomination for member
of Congress for the Eighth Congressional
district OF Virgins, tuhjset to the afort-
ssid primary, must send 10 their names
to the chairman of the Congressional
committee, accompanied by a certified
check for $4,000 on or before Mon
day. May 2. 1910, q! 1900 noon.
Upon motion, the sOmmittee adj urn
ed to meet Tuesday, May 3, 1910.
A copy teste.
RALEIGH T. GREEN, chairman.
PAUL w. GARRETT, secretary.
GARDNER L. BooTHE,
r. A. MCINTYRE,
r. O. l.. MONCURE.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04
POLICE COURT,

GJuslIce Fl. B. Oston presIdlng1
The following cases we're disposed OF
this morning:
Maria Orump. cOlored, charged With
being drunk and dsOrderly, was fined 80.
Robert Smith, colored, charged with
assultIng Edward Grooms, also colored,
with a pist u, hsd his case continued.
Joseph Bennett. charged With I'M
proper condu t, Was 6ned 80.
THREE yOlng white men, charged
With the larceny of lu nber, we're fined
$40 each. Another you ~ man, charged
With g similar ofierse, WAS dismissed.
Two men. charged with lettering on .
corner on King street, were dismissed
9TH an adE1onition
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04
OPENING OF THE OPERA HOUSE

The Opera House, u1der Its new
management, will be opened tonight.
The feature act for the opening will be
lie Roy and Harvey 10 their original
success, Grained To-" These people
carry special scenery and come With the
highest Endorsement. All Ling Foo, tue
famous Chinese wizard, will also appear,
giving performance which promises to
be as mystifying 80 1t is amusing. Three
reels OF new motion pictures will also be
shown and two performances will be
given nightly at 1880 aud p. M. The
admission will be 10 cents for the lower
Hoor and cents in the balcony. Re-
served ssst' may be secured at the
DR. IAN Theatre box Office for the open
ing night.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04
PERsONAL.

The friends Of Mrs. Albert Bryant,
who hss been quite sick at her home on
Prince street, will be glad t, learn that
she is improving.
Mrs. Frank Lambert, who hss been
the gueit OF Mr.. and Mrs. Robtr. Mar
shall, has re.u ned to her home, a. Oxon
Hill, Md.
No. Irving Brawner, who bias been to
BnugeII. S O., for the past week, on
lu,iuess for the Southern Railway, has
returned home. ,,
Mrs. George A. Mu,hbach Is Visiting
her brother, Mr.. Ralph G0ynD, 10 Pits
burg, Pa.
The engagement hRs been announced
of Miss Edith d. Bentley and Mr.. John
Thomas, of O!ney district, Montgomery
COZ to, Md. Miss Bentley 10 well-knoWn
10 this city where she resided tudng the
past few years.
10 ZION Episcopal Church, 81 Charles
town, w. Va on Wednesday lat, Miss
Maude Mcpherson Howell, daughter oil
Mr.. and Mrs. John H,sell, was mar.
rIed 10 Mr.. John Bupysn Bszler, Of
that town. The bride entered the church
on the arm OF her cousin, David Howell,
of Alexandra, and was given away BY
her father, who met her at the altar. The
ceremony was performed BY Bishop W.
L. Gravst', assisted by Rev. J. ). AL
friend, pastor Of the parish. Among the
usbers was Mr.. Bssudric Howell, Of
Alexandria.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Schreiner, OF
Ba timore, Md. who have been the guests
of Mrs. Charles Schreiuer, Of this city,
have returned 10 their home.
Mr., James Kennedy who was iut
in the Potomac yards recently Is able 10
be out sgaiu.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04
THE CARPENTERS DEMAND.

Some carpenters OF this city who are
members Of the uaiou did net 60 to WORK
this morning on account Of the decision
of the employers not to pay 20 90 per
day as demanded By the union last week
y her members Of the organization,
however wet to work as usual. There
has been no tie up 10 the utu'l amount OF
carpett RS work now 10 prcgress 10 Alex
audris, most workman remaining on !nei'
Jobs, especially where contract, mao Oeeo
made on 4 three.dollsr-a'dsy basic.
Some Of The j,urneyuen carpentef'
considering the demsnd made upon the
contractors 10 this city for "a increase 10
wages unjust, have left the union sne
are working at the same scale OF wages
three doIlsIs per diem. The Alexander,
fades O, 1cil will meet tonight q!
O'Clock when fnsl action will be taken
| Ia the matter.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04
SHOT IHE NECK.

Robert Smith, eoloSed. was arrested
Saturday night 90 the charge OF assault
ing Edward Grooms, also colored, WITH
q pistol. GtoomS was shot in the neck,
tu, his wound is not of serious Dalure.
The afftsy occurred 10 The slley bouoded
BY @ leen, Princess, II sury ADD Fsyetie
tt,eew, where both men live. Smith
denies that he shot him, and claims that
he vas, however, earlier attacked by
Grooms, sud that he came TO the police
station and procured warrant for
Gfooms' arrest. Smith further states
that Gtooms was angry with him becsuse
be requested him 10 pay him 20 cents
which he borrowed some time ego.
Smiths csse will come up In the
Police Court tan days hence.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04
WONEN'5 CLUBS.

The third suuual meeting of the Vir.
OluIa Federation OF Women's Clubs will
be he'd May SO inclusive IN Dauville,
and will DO entertained by the Wednes-
day Afternoon Cub OF that city. The
committee are arranging an attractive
snd instructive programme. osvefal
prominent CUB women from other states
will be present and will take part In the
diaf Ii lsinna.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04
PASTORS LAST SERMONS.

Rev. Charles D. Bale, for the psst
four years pastor Of the Methodist Epic
copsl Church Soutb, yesterday preached
his farewell sermons. Many OF biz
former congregation ss we'll as numbers
Of Others babe him farewell. As has
been stated, Rev. Mr.. Bulls has assumed
the edit lrsbip Of the Baltimore Metho-
dist, and will enter upon his new duties
his week. His su soessor 10 Alexandra,
Rev. II. NJ. Osnter, will preach biz
frat sermon here next Sunday.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04
YOUNG MEN FINED.

Four young white men living 10 the
ecu beast IN section Of the city we're ar
rested yesterday on sus picion OF taking
lumber from a pile on Wilkes street, be-
tween FsIrfsx aud Royal, belonging to
II. L. Risheil', and placing the same n
a shop near t1e foo. Of Wilkes street.
About 200 fee. vslu ID st about SO, we're
recovered. The accused we're brought
before the Police COlrt. One man was
dismissed, and the ether three, who said
trey had been drinking and &C
kuo wledged that they we're engaged II
removing the Lumber, we're hoed sl'
each,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04
A WARNING.

Among the cases before the Police
court this morning Was that OF several
men who had been cited to sppear and
show cause why they should not be 6ned
for lettering 10 front of the Alexandria
National BsnE, northeast corner OF
King aud Royal streets. They were dis:
missed With the warning that If found
there 10 future lbey will be arrested and
aued. Justice Oston said hls decision
applied - any place in the city where
persons lOiter snd become Ga annoyance
toshe nelghborhood.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04
FIRE.

Abtu: ten O'Clock ls,t night the west
ern heavens became uddenyI illuminated
By FIRE which completely DESTROYED o
frame st, :ture belonging it, the S,uth-
ern Railway Company short distance
west Of the Duke ttfett depot and on the
south side of the railway tracks. The
tuilding was occupied by colored men
In the employ OF the company. Toe
origin of the fire Is unknown.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04
DP spOONER's ADDRESS.

Rsz DR.. W. A. Spoousr, Of Wash.
Iuston, delivered al interesting and
prsc ,icsl address yesterday st the Young
PEOPLES Building of the Methodist
Episcopal Otu -ch South. The address
VAS delivered under the auspices OF The
sunday School Workers Association.
Dr.. Spooper's theme was The Ar Of
Teaching" which was accompanied BY
chalk drawings,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04
A MODERN POULTRY PLANT.

ANYONE interested In poultry should
lnspect the new establishment of the
B uemont Poultry Yards where every
thing pertaining to a modern poultry
plsut can be seen. The iOtu>aiiDg aud
broodlug depart nent hsve capacity OF
two thousand chickens. The output Il
about seven hundred chickens every
three weeks. Attet ton Is directed to
the advertisement IN the Gazette.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04
"OLEAN-UP DAY"

The Civic improvement Lssgns has sci
apart April 10 as cleanup day" aud
the Oity School Board will be asked
next Tt u'sdsy night TO give the pupil;
holiday on that day in order that they
may engage 10 removing rubbish from
yards and cellars. Osrts will be furnish.
ed on that dag free OF cost for the rt.
movai OF rubbish.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04

Tbera will be preliminary inspect on
by Msj II James E King Of the mem
bers OF the Alexsndris Light lnfsntty
81 ArmOry Hall touigbt ST. s O'Clock.
The annual inspection of this command,
scheduled for Monday night, April IL,
will be made by OsPt. Fuller, Of the l2'b
Uaited St t,s Infsrtry.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04
ORDINATION.

Mr.. Charles 7. Warner, student OF
the Episcopal Theological Seminary near
this cily. wa, yesterday ordained q
deacon at st. AIbau'S Ohu .ch, Washing
tor, by Bishop Alfred H,Idi9g. The
ordipsti, a sermtn vas preached BY Geo.
F. Dudley and the candidate was pre-
sen ed by Rev. George Brsteusbl, rector
OF St. Albsn's.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04
CONTRACT AWARDED.

Msssrs. J. D. knight and Joseph +.
Rodgers. associated, have been awarded
the contract for the new Armout re-
frigeratiug plant to be erected st the
noitaea.t corner Of Henry ADD Cameron
streets. The tuildipg will cost abou'
s2b. 900.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04

Gsuce over the list OF High Grade
Shots sold exclu,ively by us: ]. & T.
Cousins, Qusen Qualify, Red Gross,
Under Shoo Co., N. Hess & Bro. (rhe
H.s,) TsyloE & %. Taylor Made,
Brocton %. Operative o., Walk Over,
Regal, Excelsior Shoe %. aud many
others. ]. A. Marshall & Bro. 42l
King street.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04

Ycul Wont be properly dressed for
Easter If You haven't pair Of the New
Nifty Styles Of Fine stylIsh Foot GOV
eripa, hsd only at 422 King street, ],
A M,nh,li X BIO.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04

Prompt relief 10 all cases of throat and
lang trouble 1t ytu use Chamberlain
Cough Kennedy. Pleasant to tske, soolh-
ipg aud healing 10 effect. Bold by w.
F. Creighton & o., aud Richard Glib
ann
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04

Ms. Alice Steiner fell 81 the corner Of
Duke and Royal streets yesterday snd
was bruised % her lace,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04
FOR SALE.

1bO ceres, more or less, of fine smooth l:nd,
suitable for grain, grass, fruit or chicken
o cc, bo in wood, baisnce for truck and pas
t tU,e' tenant house, barr, we'll and spring,
nsrt Of original Mount Vernon estate. ons'
sH nile from snowden station, Mount Yer
non non Railway, eleven miles from Washington,
sga from Aiexaudria. three from Mount Yer
non. SIS per acre. Easy terms. Call or ad'
oress s:H SNOWDEN,
BED. No. l.. Alaxandris, Va.
april 60 6ts
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04

Mr.. Frank E. Boa. has turned cut for
Mr.. II. K. Henderson handsome ex
press wagon, built at his shop, lO7 south
PAYNE street.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04

Barge No. 10. losded With lumber BY
W, A. smoot & o., hiss left for Fort
Washington,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04
Weather Probabilities.

For this section unsettled with showers To-
Sight ar Tn, sday: warmer tonight; cooler
Tu,sisy night: moderate sOutherly winds.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04
Wood
Coke
Coal

Be wiss-Buy your fuel before the severe
weather. We offer best quality, prompt delivery
nd lowest market pEics. Phone %. DEW
AITCHEsoH, iQ7 south ROysl Irss'
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04

The mercurv as O'Clock this even
ing r'gists's' &C..
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04
MISSION AT ST. MARY'S CHURCH

Yesterday at 81. Msry's Catholic
Church q two weeks mission was opened.
Rev. A. P. Doyle, Of the Apostolic
Mission House, Washington, preached
at the late mass ID large and attentive
audience. The evening sermon was
preached by Rev. Thomas E. Waters, Of
Danville. A cordial invitation vas ex.
tended to Catholics and non-Cstbolics
alike t. attend the mission services and
learn the Catholic point Of view on re-
lIgious questions. Rev. Father Doyle
will preach tonight and Father Waters
will answer the questions put In the
question box at the church door. This
morning The services At $3.50 ard 8
O'Clock were both largely attended.
Every evening" the service will begin
promptly at 8 o'clock. A special feature
Of yesterdays programme was the music
rendered by the regular choir. Good music
will be heard every evening at benedlc-
ton of the Blessed Sacrament, which
concludes the service. The ushers have
been especially instructed 70 look cut fol
the comfort of all visitors.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-04-04

the finest that grow for eating, 65c bu.; best
Eigin Creamery Butter, in pound prints, SIC
pound; Fresh Eggs, 26c per Dozen fancy
Japan Rice, &c POUND 3 pounds best Eyap'
Grated Peaches. 25c; lbs. best Large Prunes,
Annles. loo h.: 8 cans Pink Alaska Salmon,
2bc; cans bes: Fish Roe, 26c; 7 lbs. B.st
laundry Starch, 15c; 7 cakes Star Soap. Csc
cakes Circus Soap. 25c; large bottle Nam
moth Queen Olives, regular price 35ci ouiI
price zoe. WIN, P. WooLls d Sos, Royal
and Wolfe streets,
Los Angeles herald., 1910-04-17

With cotton or linen dresses for warm
weather wear silk gloves are in perfect
taste and are much more comfortable
than kid. Some of the new embroidered
silk gloves are very dainty In pattern
and in coloring and one may have the
embroideries in self color or in con-
trasting effect.
Many of the colored linen and ging-
ham dresses have upper bodices Of
thinner material. These upper bodices
are too deep to be styled 'yokes," for
they come below the armhole at front
and back and the sleeve is often cut
in one with them, shoulder seams be-
ing omitted. A pink linen frock, hav-
ing such an upper bodice of allover en-
broidery, was seen in a shop window on
Fifth avenue the other day This en-
broidery yoke" extends into little
sleeves which fell loosely over under
sleeves of the pink linen and these, in
turn, were finished just below the ell
bow with wide cuffs of embroidery
and lace. Around the top of the en-
broidery yoke" was a circular piece
of the pink linen and inside this was
a high stock and shallow under-yoke
of batiste and lace. The skirt of this
pink, froek had a little apron overskirt
to the knees in front and much longer
at the back and skirt and bodice were
Los Angeles herald., 1910-04-17
FORGETTING THE GIRL

Now as he dressed himself for the evening
he occasionally made an outcTy Of impatence,
standing first on one foot and then the
other exclaiming, "Sssssssr' twisting his face
into grimaces OF cynicism and suddenly cry
ing, Hang 1t all! I'm going to forget her!'
And this is how he forgot her.
He forget her by whistling softly.
He forgot her by whistling loudly
And he forgot her by suddenly ceasing to
whistle and humming tune instead.
He forgot her by humming a comic tune.
He forgot her by humming a sad tune
He forgot her by singing tenor.
He forgot her by singing baritone
And he forgot her by suddenly ceasing to
sing and reading a paper instead.
He forgot her by reading the musical news
He forgot her by reading dramatic reviews.
And he forgot her by suddenly ceasing to
read and walking the floor instead.
And he forgot her by suddenly ceasing to
walk and sitting down hard instead.
He forgot her by swinging his right foot.
He forgot her by swinging his left foot.
And he forgot her by suddenly jumping up
and trying on neckties instead.
He forgot her by trying a green tie.
He forgot her by trying red tie.
And he forgot her by wearing blue tie and
running downstairs instead.
He forgot her by walking extremely fast
He forgot her by walking extremely slow.
And he forgot her by turning around at last
and going back home instead.
He forgot he- by kicking the wainscot.
He forgot her by holding his head in his
hands.
And he forgot her by ceasng to show his
teeth and by starting to groan instead.
He forgot her by growing congusto.
He forgot her by groaning crescendo.