Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-09-18


NO ONE will deny that those boy
needed to be in the reformatory.
THE ELKs might get out tina
familiar old sign Keno Tonight
WE DON'T want all the Rio
Grande. but by heck we want a few
bucketsfull.
TAFT says he is opposed to play
ing politics; probably because the
boys are getting too rough.
go
HOW DRY l AM" might be a
good slogan for the New Mexico
bunch at the irrigation congress.
sTs
A PATENT medicine manufacturer
was shot and fatally wounded in Chi
cago. Is there something in this poetic
justice after allg
MIR. BALLINGER is conscious of
having performed his full duty. isn't
this some of that class consciousness
we have heard denounced?
49,
EVERYBODY must be honest. in
sists Roosevelt. Certainly. certainly.
we quite agree with you. Colonel. all
of us. Let everybody o be honest.
If ANY gentleman is really anxious
TO locate trouble, he is recommended
to step up to the postmaster general
and ask him about that Arizona sem
atorship.
RICHARD ACHILLES says he has
no fear for the future. We don't
know where he's going. but there is
little doubt the secretary will soon
be on his way.
ROOSEVELT will be the most spec
tacular candidate for the republican
nomination in 1912. And he is the
luckiest, so there is a development to
look forward to.
BEING assistant in a reformatory.
the example OF Mr.. Sampsell teaches
us, is very similar to occupying the
hazardous and despised role of um-
pire at a baseball game
MIR. ROOSEVELT declares he is
the firm friend of the wealthy and
the poor alike. This being the case,
0tAtAittt Sdu ~ ANu HiAo III Sbhi
clothes hat isn't working, have you
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JUDGE FALL is probably going to
Santa Fe first, so as to be in a posi-
ton to assure all delegates as they
that he is a resident of New
Mexico and that he doesn't want to
senator.
EMPEROR WILLIAM has con-
on President Diaz the Grand
Cross of the order of the Red Eagle.
1t is the Grand Double Cross of the
order of the Black Eagle that New
wants to look out for.
@Ts
A NEW JERSEY Justice has ruled
TO procure a marriage license a
man must be sober and in his right
mind. This moves a crusty old bache-
or to remark that the latter clause
w~ould~shut out most of the licenses
applied for.
AN AEROPBANE in Milwaukee hit
grandstand, injuring eighteen. The
comparatively simple problem of
keeping a misfit fair ball out of the
Dleachers becomes complicated when
We have to protect the defenceless
ans against foul aeroplanes.
A WASHINGTON girl who married
/ man after an acquaintance of n
discovers that h has married a
When he has an interval
ucid enough to permit reflection her
lusabnd will realize that he expert
need a similar misfortune at the
anne time.
MISSOURI. as is well known. is a
Jig state. Just how large, however,
las never been accurately told until
following was turned loose by a
f%issourian who was asked to speak
{ a recent banquet. He said:
III all the wheat raised in Mis-
ouri were one grain. the only place
o plant would be the Grand Canyon,
.rizona. the only hole In the earth
liz enough to contain II. If all the
orn raised in Missouri were one ear,
he only way to shell it would be by
team stump pullers extracting a
rain at a time from the cob. IL all
ne cattle in Missouri were one COW,
he could browse the tender heritage
( the tropics, switch icicles off the
orth pole with her tail and supply
lilk enough to fill a canal reaching
ON Kansas City to the gulf on which
/, ship the boatloads of her cheese
nd butter. If all the chickens in Mis-
were one rooster, he could strad- !
lie the Rocky mountains like a great
,lossus and crow until he shook the
ngs off the planet Saturn. If all the
ogs raised in Missouri we're one hog,
2 could plant his hind feet in the y
OF Cuba, his fore feet in the 18th !
us Of Panama and with one DOT OF I
Is huge shout dig a sea level canal =
ON ocean TO ocean. II all the mules '
in Missouri were n mule. he c
'uld plant one foot in the soil Of =,
aXas. the other amid the forests of {
and with his mind feet kick tho
off of the man in the moon"
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