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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13
pisappointments.

what are you crying about. jim
myT'
"All the other boys get TO stay out
OF school for a week or two except me.
| can't have the measles nor have any
leg broken nor nothing"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13
First Aid.

His country is suffering from ter.
rible drought"
Don't the express companies run In
there?"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13
Wasted Talents.

II saw Jones filing you up"
eyes. but does he tell the truthf'
Most artistic liar l ever knew"
'@rhen why didn't be discover the
north pole@"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13
Culture.

Culture IS not an accident Of birth.
although eur surroundings advance or
retard it: Il is always matter Ct in
dividuai educaiion.-H Hamilton w.
Mable.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13
A Elne-Lookinn chan

Smith was a fne-lookine man He
was hatchet-faced and beetle.browed
and gimlet-eyed and lantern-jawed and
apple-cheeked. with mutton-chop whis.
kers- and q square chln.-Life
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13
Reason Enouqh.

why did he call it a popular lee
ture?"
Because no body came. l guess"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13
Hurnor and
Philosophy
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
D. DUNCAN n. SNsITs

pERHAPs the reason some places
seem so untldy and disorderly is
because there are so many broken res
olutions lying round under foot, cum
bering the ground.
With some people it is never too late
to be later.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13
~ Chnicest.

For lack OF cash 10 keep the pace
The best man often misses
The only good things that are free
Are kisses.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13
WHAT OUR sErcaBoRs ARE DOING
Ceilings From the Press Of Surrounding
Towns


Elnar Pederson left for the great
west he expects to go clear TO Cali
fornia and on the way will visit the
Yellowstone park. He NAV accent !
position IN California and remain there
for tIme at least.
There has been so many fires along
the railroad right-of-way of late that
company has instructed section men to
follow up trains and keep the fire from
fences, ETC. A long stretch of snow
fence was consumed south of here a
few days ago.
Miss Mile Blyhoxde of Westby was
taken to La Crosse for an operation for
appendicitis. She claims She has had
attacks of it for several years. Her
many friends both in and around West
by and also Cashton wish her a speedy
recovery.
Aug. Hanson, son of Samuel Hanson
who resides few miles north of town.
was stricken with heart failure and
died on the way home from town We'd
nesday morning. August and his
father came to town early in the morn
ming and were about half way home
when the unfortunate man died. He is
Is years of age and unmarried.
Grom the Readstown Tribunel
Toilet Yttri left here for New York,
whence he will sail on the steamer Cor
roma of the Conard line, for his home
in Norway.
Tie village board has contracted for
four new additional gasoline street
lamps. This will afford us a good
lighting system at cost of about $3.50
VS.. Groves and family, accompanied
by his father, returned from Minnea-
polls. Will has been having a severe
time of it since leaving here last spring,
and has quite hospital record. He is
still in bad shape but it is to be hoped
he may fully recover.
Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Shookman mourn
the loss of their infant boy who died
very unexpectedly July Z. The little
babe was born on July End and had
found its way deep into the affections
of its parents, who have the sympathy
of their many friends in the sad be-
reavement.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13
Such an Odd Idea

Such an Odd Idea.
"Do you know the nature Of ar
oath?"
II do
"Well, what is itT'
sit is something You take before
swearing to a lot of facts made to
order to fit your side of the case
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13
A FrightfuI wreck

Of train, automobile or buggy may
cause cuts, bruises, abrasions, sprains
or wounds that demand Bucklen's Ar
MICA Salve earth's greatest healer.
Quick relief and prompt cure results.
For burns, boils. sores Of all kinds,
eczema, chapped hands and lips, sore
eyes or corns, its supreme. Surest
pile cure. 25e 1T A. j. Johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13

A college education is good thing
to have around the house If il doesn't
interfere with wood splitting and the
carrying u of cinders.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13

Man Next Door to Hear From.
He hasn't a II enemy in the world"
"How old is ihlS maryely"
'oh. about $ = or eight hours"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13
Am pone.

"He is trying to make a monkey OF
me-"
HE can't do it, though
'You bet he can't"
''of course not. Nature beat him 10
It"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13
penends.

tt Is easy 10 Ile.'
'NOt when you have to depend upon
the lie TO make your living for you
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13

II see yeu have very hard cold.S
THANK you. Please don't mention
I"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13

Alta Crosse. Juiy s Mr. Robert Hyslip and
Miss Prudence NostinEham. both vel known
persons q Stoaaarsa village
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13

Eggs are eggs these days, though
they might be mistaken for gold mug
gets.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13

Explained.
81 often wonder why men marry"
"Do your"
eyes"
81 can enlighten you."
"Proceed"
''To have somebody to put the blame
en-"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13

The most necessary thing next to
knowing how to talk is knowing how
TO shut up.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13
Some Relief.

His wife keeps things in constant
turmoil
''Still, she has one good point"
what is it,"
"She doesn't talk in her sleep"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13
Poor Memory.

Poor Memory.
"Jenks must be very absentmind-
ed man."
Il never noticed it,"
"Well. l saw him the other night
with some girls in restaurant, and
think he had forgotten that he was
married"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13

y Misses Rosa ard Vera Larsen of
Cottonwood, Minnesota, came from
that place last Sunday for visit with
the Andrew Larson family.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13
IerseY ReaI &c.

whes L. doabt seek out cheap
hand and have him pun You out
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13

The only thing about new Clothes
that boy really enjoys is the process
Of making them old.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13
Inartistic.

'How are you feelingi"
"All to the bad"
But you look the very picture Of
health"
'.Then the picture was drawn by d
bum artist
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13
Modernizina.

"Can't we do something to bring this
drama up to dateY asked the stage
manager.
what would you suggestT'
'.You know that line, A horse, a
horse. my kingdom for horse" l
thought we might have him ring for
his automobile"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13
Mutual.

Mutual.
''Yes, / shook hands with the presi,
dent
weren't you abashed at greatness?"
"Not bit"
81 presume the president wasn't
either
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13

New pc nj upon his house was seen.
He trimmed his lawn and kept it clean.
He said: an brighten up this place.
III comb it's hair and wash it's face.
There's nothing puts town ahead
Like pretty homes and lawns" he said.
''THE VILLAGE BEAUTIFUL FOR
MINEl.
Cried "5iI the Booster" "Make il
shinel1
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13
Lots Like Him.

Lots Like Him.
''He is very generous"
elm what wayY
with his work"
81 don't understand
"He always let's others do 1t fdr
him"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-07-13
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Some men are single because they
have a lamentabIe habit of seeing dou-
BILE.
We may despise riches, but not hard
enough to give them away to our great
est enemy.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-10-12

Columbia university has established
a bank for the benefit OF students.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-10-12

Eight hundred persons from Atlanta
went to Birmingham on an excursion.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-10-12
They Did f!ot Know.

The young woman who reckoned
Anon among her favorite authors
must have been a sister Of the OH
cials of the French government
mentioned by Alexander A. Boldly
in "To kairwan the Holy" The
commissioners were sent through
Tunisia to ascertain the names OF
the rivers, mountains, ruins, and so
forth.
On the completion Of the map
made by the officials it was found
that very large proportion OF
places bore the same name-that OF
Ma'arifsh. 1t seemed strange and
unnatural that so many mountains,
rivers and ruins should be called
alike. Yet the explorers solemnly
assured the authorities that Berber,
Zlass and other Arabs had been
carefully questioned, and all gave
like response.
The truth was that all the noun
tains, rivers and objects were label
ed on the map with the interesting
name in Arabic 'Don't Know
'River Don't Know" *sDon't Know
mountains "Oued Ma artist" "
'Djhbel Ma'arifsh-"
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-10-12
Kills A Murderer.

a merciless murderer is Appendicitis
with many victims. But DR.. Kings
New Life Pills kill it by prevention.
They gently stimulate stomach, liver
and bowels, preventing that ciogging
that invites appendicitis, curing Con-
stipation, Headache, Biliousness,
Chills. 25c at Hartmann Drug Co.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-10-12
COrrOn HullS and SECS.

Don't contract for your ! /
meal until you see me, for IT,. !. the
market to furnish them and Will guar
antee the best prices and will treat
everybody alike& also want to buy
your seed and will give the best prices
in exchange for huls and meal, or for
cash. q. STEELE. 4W-46
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-10-12
TAKE no SUBSTITUTE.

Ten thousand bricklayers in New
York city are on a strike.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-10-12

A gas stove exploded in the home of
Mrs. Charles Ingman, of Bay St.
Louis, Miss, setting fire to her cloth
ing. Selling blanket, she wrapped
it about her, thus saving her life.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-10-12
It's The Worlds Best

No one has ever made a salve, ONT
ment or balm to compare with Buck
lens Arnica Salve. It's the one per
feet healer of Cuts, Corns, Burns,
Bruises, Sores. Scalds. Boils, Ulcers,
Eczema, Salt Rheum. For Sore Eyes,
Cold Sores, Chapped Hands, or Sprains,
it's supreme. Infallible for Piles. Only
Csc at Kaufman Drug Co.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-10-12
No Apology to Offer.

"Why spend three years cultivating
your voice if you don't intend to 60 on
the operate stageT
For the same reason. suppose.
that you've spent fifteen or twenty
years In cultivating a discriminating
taste for alcoholic beverages and yet
don't intend to go into the saloon busa-
s."-Chicago Tribune.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-10-12

A negro in Montgomery, Ala, unds
the influence of whisky, saw his re-
flection in a mirror and liked to have
butted his brains out getting away.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-10-12
FOR SALE.

One hundred and forty acres of land
two miles west of SAKE Gotha. About
on ,-half good timbered land and thirty
in cultivation, with good buildings,
also pair Of fine mules at reason
able price. For terms apply to
@. NJ. HOOK,
Route 8, Lexington, S. @.
0.w-LSn
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-10-12

Don't trife with cold is good ad-
vice for prudent men and women. 1t
may be vital in case of a child. There
is nothing better than Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy for conghs and colds in
children. 1t is safe and sure. For sale
by all dealers.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-10-12
7 Ell c. r A P H Y

We are unable to supply the demand
for competent Operators. Three months
course completes you under our expert
Management. Positions guaranteed,
or no tuition charged. W1ite for cata-
logue. Charlotte Te,egraphy School,
Charlotte, N. G..
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-10-12

The best plaster. A piece Of flannel
dampened with Chamberlain's Lini-
ment and bound on over the affected
parts is superior to a plaster and costs
ONLY one tenth as much. For sale by
all dealers.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-10-12
ROUND TRIP EXCURSION
RATES VIA THE
SOUTHERN RAILWAY
from
BATESBTRG.
CHATTANOOGA TENN. & RETURN
S1455

CHATTANOOGA TENN. & RETURN
$14.55
Account International League of
Postmasters, Oct. 12-14, 1910. Tickets
on sale Oct. 10th and 18th and for trains
scheduled to arrive Chattanooga before
noon Oct 18th with final limit return
ing to reach original starting point on
or before midnight Oct. II, 1910. Ex-
tensions.
RICHMOND VA. & RETURN, $12.00
Account of the Grand Fountain of
the United Order of True Reformers,
Sept. 1920, 1910. Tickets sold Sept.
II and IL and for trains scheduled to
arrive Richmond before noon 18th.
Tickets limited to reach original start
ing point not later than midnight Sept.
%, 1910.
CINCINNATI, O. & RETURN, $685.
Account General Assembly of the
Episcopal Church, Oct 5-26, 1910.
Tickets sold Oct. 8, 4, ), and 10, 1910
point not later than midnight Oct. 80,
1910.
KNOXVILLE, TENN. & RETURN
Account Appalachian Exposition
Sept. 10 to Oct. II, 1910. Tickets sold
daily Sept. 10 to Oct IL inclusive with
final limit returning ten days from, but
not including. date of sale. See agents
for further particulars.
BALTIMORE, M. D. & RETURN
$3.50
Account Biennial Movable Confer
ence of the Grand Order Of Odd Eel
lows (Colored) Sept. lily, 1910. Tick
cts on sale Sept 9 and 10, only good
returning to reach original starting
point not later than midnight Sept. 21,
1910.
ATLANTA, GA. & RETURN, $500
Account Sovereign Grand Lodge of
I. O. o. F. September 1924, 1910,
tickets on sale Sept. l6, II, IS 1910
with final limit returning to reach
original starting point not later than
Sept %, 1910.
NASHVILLE, TENN. & RETURN
S1c.cO
Account Brotherhood of st. Andrew
of the States and Canada Sept. 26-Oct
2, 1910. Tickets sold Sept. "a and 20
and for trains scheduled to reach
Nashville, Tenn. before noon Sept. 26,
26, 1910, with final limit returning to
reach original starting point not later
than midnight Oct 5, 1910.
Extensions.
ATLANTIC CITY, N. J. & RETURN
S23. 40
Account National Encampment G.
A. R Sept. 1924, 1910. Tickets sold
Sept. Is to 19 inclusive with final limit
returning to reach original starting
point not later than Sept. 20, 1910.
Extensions.
CININNATI, O. AND RETURN
Account Ohio Valley Exposition,
Aug. % Sept. "a, 1910. Tickets on sale
daily Aug. rs to Sept. 24, 1910 with
final limit returning ten days from,
not including, date Of sale. See
agents for particulars.
Unexcelled train Service. Pullman
Sleeping cars, dining cars and electri-
cally lighted day coaches on all through
trains. For detailed information, call
on Southern Railway Ticket Agents,
or,
Jno. L. Meek, A. G. P. A.,
Atlanta, Ga.
Alex. II. Acker, T. P. A,
Augusta, Ga.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-10-12
Lexington Pressing Club.

Remember that the old reliable Lex
ington Pressing Club is still in busi-
ness and is serving it's patrons with the
usual promptness and care. We give
special attention to the pressing OF
Ladies skirts. Give us trial.
tt. Lem Sox, Mgr.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-10-12

Revenue men are making it hot for
about Admission, Ala.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-03-30
Advice to Women
A Message From a Famous
Beauty Specialist to Women
Lacking in Energy and
Vitality.

Thousands of women vainly attempt to
improve their compilations and TO re-
move blaekheads, crows feet and other
blemishes, through the use Of cosmetics.
This treatment fails because the trouble
lies far deeper than the skin. They are
suffering from impure and impoverished
blood This condition is in many cases
due to a catarrhal condition of the whole
system which finds its expression in sal
low, muddy complexion, Characterised
eyes, general weakness OF the system, and
perhaps most plainly in the weeping of
mucous membranes that is commonly
called catarrh.
In fact this whole tendency is, properly
Speaking, Catarrh. Danish this catarrh,
and the complexion will clear as If by
magic, eyes will brighten, faces become
rosy and shoulders erect. Perfect beauty
goes only with perfect health. and perfect
health for women can only be obtained
through one certain treatment-that which
will cure catarrh
Nine. Swift, New York, the famous
beauty specialist known throughout the
world and an accepted authority on all
relating thereto, states that the one posi-
tive and permanent relief for eataTh Is
Rexall Mucu-Tone. Here Is her letter:
81 can strongly endorse the claims made
for ReXai Mucu-Tone IS cure for sys-
temie catarrh. Its tonic effects are
rema rkable. It builds up the strength
and restores vitality. If women who are
and vitality, will use Rexall Mucu-Tone
they will praise as 1 do its strengthening
and healing qualities"
Rexall Mucu-Tone works through the
blood acting thus upon the mucous cells
the congestion and infla mmation of
which causes local catarrh. This remedy
causes poison to be expelled from the
system, and the blood is purified and
revitalized. Thus the natural functions
of the mucoGe cells are restored. and the
membranes are cleansed and made strong.
We know that Rexall Mucu-TOne does
relieve catarrh. We positively guarantee
to refund the money paid us for this
remedy in every case where the user Is
dissatisfied. 1t is a builder of vigorous
health and creator of good compilations.
Price 50 cents and S1.O0 per bottle. Mail
orders filled. It may be obtained only
at our stores-The Rexall Stores: The
Smith Drug Co., THE Busy Corner"
Smith Drug Co No. 2, JOG South Main
street. and Druehl & Franken. 271 South
Main street.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-03-30
UNKNOWN ITALIAN KILLED
Laborer is Struck by Rio Grande
Passenger Train and Hurled 20
Feet Into Ditch.

As second section Of passenger train
No. z of the D. & R. G. was about to
pass a stub freight train at the siding
in Murray shortly after 4:30 o'clock
Yesterday afternoon, its locomotive
struck an Italian, killing him instant
ly. Up TO a late hour last night efforts
OF railroad officials to identify him
failed. He had a note book in his
pockets containing a partially intel
igfble- record of time, but there was no
name. Other papers and trinkets found
on his person also failed to lead TO
identification.
Engineer Samuel Grumpp, who had
his hand on the throttle of the engine,
says that he had slowed down the train
considerably as it passed the freight on
the siding. AS near as he can deter
mine, the Italian had figured on stand
ing close to the freight train as the
passenger sped by, but he suddenly
changed his mind, evidently, and at
tempted to leap over the main track. It
seems that the victim of the accident
stumbled in catching his toe on the
rail nearest him.
The engineer had just caught a
glimpse of the man close to the track
when he was suddenly hurled in the
air. dropping in a ditch nearly twenty
feet away. Conductor W. Z. Yancy
Immediately ordered the train stopped
and the dead man was taken to the Rio
Grande station in the baggage car. The
remains were then removed to the NOR
tuary of Undertaken S. d. Evans.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-03-30

tween Salt Lake and Los Angeles. and
this is the one which will have to be
maintained 1t is believed the nighttime
will be q feasible schei e, and If it is il
will De pushed to completion. l think it
would take from eight mOnths to year
to complete the nighttime. 1t will be about
IS miles long and one of the most diff
cult pieces of engineering work on the
whole line.
Yes, we have given up all talk regard
ing the building Of a line through st.
George, leaving the present road at No
dena We can reach st. George, ali right,
but the trouble comes s~tsr that. We had
the route surveyed SHORTLY after the
Wash-out this spring, but the Virgin river
has so cut up the country north OF St
George that it would be impraeticable to
bring the road through that way.
so we went back to the old route, only
changing to the high line instead of re-
naming in the bed of the wash. In get
ting on the higher ground over which the
surveying parties are now working, we
would escape any chance for wash-outs
in the future and would still mainta in
short route"
Senator Clark was busy all yesterday
afternoon in Salt Lake comforting with
railroad officials, but merely stated last
night that he was working on some
minor details here in connection with
the road. He arrived here in his private
car, at about noon and will leave al
noon today for San Francisco over the
Oregon Short Line.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-03-30
YOUTH ATTACKS OFFICER
While on Way to Jail Dan Grow At
tempts to Kill Charles Sperry
With Pocket Knife.

Probation Officer Charles Sperry was
viciously attacked with a knife yesterday
noon by Dan Grow, while he was taking
the youth from the juvenile court to the
county Jail preparatory to serving a four
year term in the state industrial school
in Ogden. Before sperry could overpower
the boy he had severely lacerated the Of
ficer's hands and made one attempt at
cutting him on the face. The weapon
used was an ordinary jack knife.
Grow was first brought under the sur
veillance Of the Juvenile court when he
assisted A Baar in the burglary Of the
Fluff Rug company. Baar was only
year older than Grow, but the latter
turned states evidence against Baar and
was given his liberty. Baar was SEN
fenced to serve eighteen months IN the
state prison. The robbery occurred late
in December.
When County Attorney Job P. Lyon
learned OF the attack upon Sperry yes
terday afternoon, he made preparations
to charge Grow with assault with a
deadly weapon. Every effort Will be
made to press the case against him, ana
the complaint may be augmented with
several cases of petty larceny which
have been overlooked by the juvenile
court