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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
MErHoD1cAL MR. BL1NxoM.
9fs Mysterious Gain of Two Min
utes Made CIenr to Him.

9is Mysterious Gain of Two Min.
utss Made Clear to Him.
II am. have been all my life." said
Mr.. Blinxom, according to the New
York Sun, "a very methodical man.
rise at certain hour, take my
breakfast at certain time and start
downtown daily always at a certain
minute by the clock; but this day for
some unaccountable reason found
myself starting two minutes early.
and really 1t quite disturbed me.
couldn't understand how or where
had gained that two minutes.
~But that wasn't the only bewilder-
ing thing that was to happen to me
this morning. At the Office when j
took OF my hat the Office boy. before
he could check himself. started back
from me with look Of establishment
A man who came in to see me 1--WE
minutes later looked at me for mo
ment with what was clearly amaze
ment, and another man who came In
little later still started back step
when he saw me with 'Er-r-r-hm-m-
na- before Nc cOlecleu HlulSti anu
got down to business.
Then, at a later time yet, when
sent for my stenographer. who Is com
monty very calm and sedate. why
when she came in she all but laughed
at me this morning, and she seemed
to be quivering with merriment ovel
something all through my dictation
What could 1t all mean? Really,
was lost in wonderment over 1t al
until 1t came time to go out to lunch
con, when, as l was drying my hands
/ happened to see myself in mirror
Then l was ready to laugh after ha(
got over my amazement.
My head looked like that Of th'
wild man Of Borneo, my hair was 81
mixed up and twisted and tousled.
had somehow forgotten to comb m,
hair this morning, and no wonder
had created q commotion. But | wa
glad OF one thing. This made 1t 81
clear to me how l had come to gall
that two minutes In starting ava.
| from home, and that was a satisfac
ton to me. anyway. for / am yer.
uethodical"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
SOUTH AMERICAN CITIES.

Modern Spirit Seen In ArRentfna,
Brazil, Chile and Perm.
The municipality Of Buenos Aires
will have its own exhibit, but this will
not take into account the indescribable
attractiveness Of tire largest city in
the Southern Hemisphere. Here alone
Is an object lesson OF the progress and
accomplishment Of South America The
business and social life there Is
equaled only by that Of London, Paris
or New York The luxury and display
arc exceeded not even by these capt.
tails. But what is seen in the metrop-
oils OF Argentina by no means ex-
hausts the establishment of the indiyid-
ual who for the first time becomes
really interested In our sister conti-
nent, says Albert Hale In the Ameri-
can Review OF Reviews There Is no
place in the exhibition for illustration
OF the development OF genuine civiliza-
ton in these cities OF South America,
but in their way they express even bet
ter perhaps than railways and trans
portation all that Is to the credit OF
these ten republics celebrating natal
day. Manaos. 1000 miles up the Anna
ION, is as modern as Kansas City. Ric
de Janeiro, which the traveller on the
way down must pass, with its magnifi
cent Evenida Central. its beautiful har
Dor lust nearing completion at a cos
of s50.000,00O. can put to the blush
many city of the Old OF New World
for the excellence of its civic progress
II this traveller is wise he will not b.
content with the exhibition alone, bu
will cross the Andes and learn further
lessons from such cities as Santiago
and Valparaiso In Chile and Lima II
Peru. They all manifest the spirit o
the twentieth century with as mucl
vigor as our cities display and, as
rule, they are far more beautiful, sur
prising as the statement may appea
to the untraveled North American
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
DOCTORS ADVISED OPERATION
DECIDED TO TRY GREAT
KIDNEY REMEDY.

l want to tell you in few words
what your Swamp-Root did for me, be-
lieving that my testimony may do some
other suffering person great deal Of
good
About six years ago, was danger
ously i'll, consulted three doctors, all of
whom said had kidney trouble. One
of the doctors analysed my urine and
reported that | had gravel, and further
said that in order to regain my health
and life, an operation would be neces-
sary. / did not want to be operated on
as | was afraid that | would not re-
cover. Someone told me of DIR. Kill
mer's Swamp-Root and said it was a
reliable medicine for kidney trouble so
decided to try it, and | went to Mr..
Rose, the druggist, at 303 Central Ave.
Minneapolis, and bought d bottle, took
it, noticed results and continued taking
it until | was entirely cured
Having been free from any kidney
trouble for over six years, consider
that / am absolutely cured and know
that Swamp-Root has the credit.
/ never fail to tell my friends about
your remedy, as believe it is the besi
of its kind Your u & o Ointment i:
also very good We are never without
jar in our house.
Yours very truly,
MRS. MARGARET E. ANDERSON
Minneapolis, Mimi
State of Minnesota &C
County of Hennepin s.
Personally appeared before me thi.
I'D day of Sept, 1909, Mrs. Margare
E. Anderson, of the City of Minneapolis
of tba Ctata Of Minnesota uho sinh
scribed the above, and on oath say
that the same is true in substance ant
in fact M. NJ. KERRIDGE,
Notary Public.
! Commission expires March 26, 1914
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03

freedom from warfare. should again,
this year. be one Of the winners Of the
Nobel peace prize. This feminine
apostle of the splendid cause Is most
gracious woman and a clever CONVEX
sationalist The friend Of everyone IN
terested in arbitration. she has met
celebrated people of many countries
and Is therefore most Interesting
speaker. She talks fuently In many
languages and is a broad-minded. deep
thinking woman, free from prejudice
This devoted Austrian lady was born
CT years ago at Prague. daughter Of
the late Field Marshal Count Frans
Won Kinsky. a member OF one of the
most ancient and famous houses of
Austria One would hardly expect an
apostle of peace to arise from the war
like house of Kinsky. or that mem
Der of that aristocratic family would
devote her entire life to working for
the people. persuading them that the
only thing that can save the nations Is
a universal peace. The early life Of
the countess was passed at Vienna.
and. owing to her fathers high posi-
ton. It was very brilliant, furnishing
her with much information that has
been useful In her work The numer-
GUS books she has written show a
great knowledge of life in all Its
aspects.
When quite young girl the Count
ess Kinsky was engaged to Prince
| Wittgenstein, and Il was his early
death In battle that brought to her
/ forcibly all the horrors of war. For
many years she mourned her lover
and she was no longer young when
she met and married Baron Gundacar
Won Suttner. The baron sympathized
In all her views and with his help she
has accomplished much that she might
otherwise have been unable to fulfill
He also was a writer, and he did much
| for the cause of peace
The baroness has a thorough knowl-
| edge Of English literature and her
books are the result OF her reasoning
and her wide reading. The baroness
Is president Of the Austrian Peace so
ciety and is vice-president Of the In.
ternational Peace bureau at Berna-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
MONOPLANE WINNER
EngIshman Wins Speed Trial In
International Aviation Meet.
Frenchman In Monoplane Was Max
ing Better Time. But Met With
Bad Smashup.

New York-Claude Grahame- White,
flying for the Royal Aero club Of the
United Kingdom, lifted the Gordon
Bennett international speed trophy
from the custody of America in the
fastest time ever covered in the full
distance of 100 kilometers, (62.14
miles) around five-kilometer course.
His average speed was fraction
better than 81 miles an hour, and his
fastest lap was 2 minutes 55.77 sec
onds, but the captain of the French
team, Alfred Leblanc, flying in q
similar machine, a 10O-horse power
Bleriot monoplane, was making each
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
ExnIosion Iniures ssventsen.

San Franciseo-Seventeen persons
were severely hurt in an explosion
from fire in an apartment house in
Ellis street Four of the number
were newspaper men and the Others
were members of the fire department.
Most of the dodgers had left the build
ing before the explosion occurred. and
those who remained on the upper floors
escaped on FIRE ladders. Captain
Joseph Cappelii and Hoseman Thomas
Bell of the fire department were over
come by gas and were rescued by their
comrades.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
PARALYSIS Kills Student.

Princeton. N. Marcus Crawford.
of Franklin, Pennsylvania. member of
the freshman class of the university,
died in the anniversary infirmary of in
fantile paralysis. Crawford went to
the infirmary four days ago. complain
ing of pains in the head In a short
time his limbs were paralyxed and
despite heroic efforts to save him, be
succumbed to the disease.
This is the second death from the
same disease in the freshman class.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
Revolution is Serious.

Aontevideo, Uruguay The revolu-
tionary movement is taking on a seri-
GUS aspect There are now 10000
armed revolutionists who are graually
being concentrated. Several skirm-
ishes have taken place, but the casual
tiles have been suppressed. DR.. A.
Bachini, the foreign minister, recently
issued manifesto declaring that the
government was unable to prevent the
revolution from spreading, because the
sympathies of the people, outside the
capital, are entirely with the revo-
lutionists.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
Anplause Under pIniouItIe..

Opie Read. the novelist. appeared an
entertainer for switchmen's conven-
ton in Peoria
1T was a very enthusiastic audi
ence." said Mr. Read. They laughed
heartily. but they didn't applaud much
You see, there were so many one
armed men there. that they had to
applaud In pairs Magaxins
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
Could Live on Waste.

In the various discussions OF ths
high cost OF living, 1t Is frequently
suggested that waste is responsible
for some Of 1t. A Frenchman 10 rs
ported as saying that he could I've In
any American village better than any
of the inhabitants on what the In
habitants throw away.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03

The late General Gordon firmly be-
lieved the Coco de Mer to be the for
hidden 9ruit. and the Seychelles is
lands to be the site Of the Garden Of
Eden. This idea wss SO firmly fixed
in his mind that he caused soundings
to be taken of the surrounding sea,
for the purpose OF tracing the courses
Of the four rivers. and the results con-
firmed him In his belief.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
An Evident Success.

$50 you have position as stenogra-
pher. hope you will succeed In ma
king yourself Indispensable TO your
employer" II think have. auntie.
We are to be married next month"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03

Connecticut is an enterprising stass.
Its chief products in the good old days
before the pure food laws were wood
en- nutmegs and Eastwood hams.
Now she boasts philanthropist who
was recently arrested for grinding up
cigar boxes and selling the result -
pepper
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
REV. THOMAS |. GASS0N,
HEADS BOSTON COLLEGE

With the recent
development OF
plans for a new
Boston college. on
u n I v Q r q ! I y
Heights. Newton,
the name OF its
president. Rev
Thomas I. Gasson.
8. j. has been
brought promi-
nently before the
public, says HUI
man Life.
Ho Ca a racOR-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
,(eeolno younq and We'll.

N8%Etia ic@f'6 e'f@
Ii 3 receipt for keeping young
eli: Find an occupation and love
, 5 all your heart. Think kindly
d net justly toward those by
you are surrounded. This recipe,
owed, will insure a good diges-
sound health, and never fails to
q woman OF forty-five look and
fteer1 years younger.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
nekween NeIahbors.

Il thermometer | bought Is b
Il haln't brought on no OK
nary weather" you've got the
idea, Peleg. A thermometer
act IKE a lightning rod"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03

Now, DOCTOR complained q bibu-
lous patient. my great trouble Is elo-
phants-pink ones Not that I object
to elephants, you understand I Ike
them-but they do crowd one So
Success Magazine.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03

Gyer( at the show)-Queer thins
about ballet girls. isn't itf
Myer-What's queer about 'emY
Gyer-why. no matter how LONG
they remain on the stage they never
seem to grow gray In the service.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
In sunday School.

Teacher-~What happened to Lots
wife7" Young America-'T suppose
you mean about her turning to salt.
but that looks to me Ike a yellow
Journal story"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
NIhhlss thu Wood.

Tn tired of this old Joke about
woman sharpening a pencil with her
husbands razor" There's nothing
in II. No woman sharpens pencil
she gnaws It to a point"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
Daily Thought.

Though we soar into the heavens.
though we should sink into the abyss.
we never go out Of ourselves; 1t Is
always our own thought that we per-
ceive.-Condillac-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
unuratefui Baby.

when a man brings his baby down
town. and does the best he can for II.
it makes him feel funny when the
baby sets up yell and says: Il want
mammal"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
Letter 10
Dr.. Kflnsr 3 Co.
Binghantoa. n Z.
PROVE Mhat S~amp-Root wan DO for You

Send to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
ton, N. Y, for sample bottle. 1t will
convince anyone. You will also receive
booklet of valuable information, tell
ing all abolt the kidneys and bladder.
When writing, be sure and mention
this paper. For sale at all drug stores.
Price fifty-cents and one-dollar.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
BARONESS Won SUTTNER
AN APOSTLE OF PEACE

All through her
life m advocate
and laborer for
[ h e c a u Sc OF
peace. It is not
sur. rising that
Baroness Bertha
Won 8 u I I n e r,
known throughout
E u r op 9 - y es,
throughout I b g
civilized world
because OF her
books and her ef-
forts for universal
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
Natural Phenomena,

Z wonder why is the weather
vane?"
For the same reason, l suppose.
that the dog wood or the tin roof
spouts."
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
Quite So.

why is the public always bullish IL
the market?"
That's natural enough It is hard
for the public to grasp the idea that
anything is ever going down In price .
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03

women are sure their husbands
are smart" says the Philosopher Of
Folly, because they think maybe
they can make some other women
think It's true"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
Virtue.

BY itself is not strong
or anything like It. 1t must
rength added to 1t and the de-
ition to use that strength
re Roosevelt
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03

In verse like a lengthy deal; !
Ike the old time bard. l like old
poems like "Lucille"-you read EN-
by the yard.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
Saves EDGE Of Pie.

A wire contrivance. patented by an
Illinois man to lift pie from an oven
Is designed to operate so that the edge
of the crust win not be broken
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03

largest type burglar-proof safe
/ to withstand the gas cutting
" used SO effectively by many
and revolves. when 1t 10
By means OF an electric mo-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03

HOWARD E. BURTON : Asaayer and Chemist,
] Lesdville, Colorado. Specimen pricess Gold.
silver. Lead. 81 Gold Silver, 75c; Gold, SOC: zine
Copper. 81 Mailing envelopes and full price lisi
,ent on application Control and umPl5e york 50
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03

Il wish we're deadl~
~Heavensl Can't you marry her. o,
did you7''--Cleveland Leads
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03

S lory In Doing Ones Best.
reason SO many people are not
ed and happy In their work
use they do not do their best
70 Z Never be satisfied with second
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03

Do not regard the flea With great
contempt; 1t is about the only crea-
ture which gets any work out Of dog
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
AN ORCHARD

HOOD RIVER ORCHARD LAND
for sale by owner; choice ten acres 81
miles from city, elevation about l, 500
feet, almost level, red shot soil, two
acres six-year-old trees; balance raw
state. Price 81, 700, easy terms. To
reliable party will give work clearing
and caring for adjoining ten acres,
amount to apply on purchase price. Ad-
dress P. o. Box 131, Portland, or phone
A 1914.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03

Mothers VIII hnd Mrs Windows Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use Ton their chudrea
during the teething period
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
oId-TIme EspousaI Ring.

A particularly beautiful form Of es-
pousaI ring was known as the GIN
mel" or linked ring. which was made
in parts, which. when brought to-
gether. assumed the appearance OF
the ring shown with clasped hands
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03

WHY suffer with go -oubles, quick
relief from using E TITS EYE
SALVE 25c. All dr. ri 5 or Howard
Bros. Buffalo, n. Y.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03

Weary Walter-What was that,
Tattered Terrv-Thirtv days -Puck
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03

II you think constipation is OF trihing
consequence, Just ask your doctor. He
will dissbuse YOU Of that notion in short
order. Correct il, at once f" he will
say. Then ask him about Ayers Pills
A mild liver pill, all vegetable.
- xsds y tAs }. c. ~ sr Co.. LEVEL. Nasz-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
BETTER HEALTH
WILL RESULT

To the thousands of per-
sons who suffer from all
ments of the Stomach, Kid
neys, Liver or Bowels, and
who therefore feel half
sick all the time, we want
to urge an immediate trial
of Hostetter's Stomach Bit
tiers. We know from past
experience that it will be
| of great benefit to you and
bring about an improve
ment in your health. 1t is
for Indigestion, Dyspepsia,
Constipation and Malarial
Fever. Try it today.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03

Tattered Terry-There goes a kino
man. The last time | went to him
didn't have cent and he gave me al
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
sslf.Heip.

6tT-FIcIps
n Is not well, my friend. to run to
the craftsman, whatever may befall.
nor in every matter to need another's
aid. nay, fashion a pipe myself. and
to thee the task Is easy.-Bion. trans
lation of Andrew Lang
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03
SCHUMACHER FUR co.

Manufacturers of Furs- Raw Furs bourht and
sold Furs remodeled a specially. 209 Msdisor
ST.. bet first and front SITS Portland. Oregon
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03

JUDIcl
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03

,coU
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-11-03

with those you have been In the habit Of PAYING
and you viii see that offer you substantial
ing on all work and you cannot get better painless
work anywhere. matter how much you pay.
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given me, and 1 am recommending it
to all my friends. Mrs. w. S. FORD,
2207 w. Franklin St., Baltimore, Md.
The most successful remedy in this
country for the cure of all forms Of
female complaints is Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. It has
stood the test Of years and to-day is
more widely and successfully used than
any other female remedy. It has cured
thousands of women who have been
troubled with displacements, infam-
nation, liberation, fbroid tumors, IT.
regularities, periodic pains, backache,
that bearing-down feeling, flatulency,
indigestion, and nervous prostration,
after all other means had failed.
If you are suffering from any Of these
ailments, don't give up hope until you
have given Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound trial.
If you would like special advice
write to Mrs. Lynn,
Mass, for it. She has guided
thousands to health, free of
charge.
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ser,p.ur.l Interpretations.

"He who runs may read" sounds
very Scrip,ural. but II Is in reality a
mancled version OF the verse in the
prophet Habakkuk. Write the vision
and make 1t plain upon the table that
he may run that readeth it" Another
Biblical mi<quo,ation Is by the swea,
OF thy brow shalt thou earn thy
bread" the real text in Genesis being
In the sweat of thy face shalt thou
eat bread" Aud when we pour 'oil
on the troubled waters" thousands
search the Scriptures in vain for the
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Chronicle.
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co TO CONVENTION

The local delegation of post office
clerks to the state convention at In
dlanapolis next Monday will include
Clarence Foreman, John Lott, Otto
sprong, Louis Newcomer, Miss jose
phine Fleming and Miss Anna Golden.
An effort will be made to bring the
1911 convention to this city. Mr.. Me
wohner is one of the state officers and
is also seeking election as delegate to
the national convention of the postal
clerks association which will be held
at Saratoga Springs, N. Y, Septem-
Der 80
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QUARANTINE REMOVED.

DR.. ]. e. King county health Off
Ger, has removed the quarantine from
the home of Howard Bryant on East.
haven avenue. Mr.. Bryant's young
daughter was afflicted with scarlet
fever but all danger is now believed to
be passed.
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CLUB EVENTS FOR TODAY.

fourth.
CLUB EVENTS FOR TODAY.
Annual banquet of the Tourist club
will be held this evening at the home
of Mrs. Florence Lodwick on North
Tenth street.
Penny club is meeting this after.
noon with Mrs. Underhill.
]. T. Thimble club postponed its
meeting today.
An all day meeting of the Ladies
Aid society OF Grace Methodist church
is being held in the church parlors.
Auxiliary of the Denver Brown
camp is meeting in the post rooms at
the court house.
Mary Hill w. G. T. U. is meeting
this afternoon with Mrs. Hill, I'LL
Hunt street.
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TO HOLD MARKET.
A food market will be held at S24
Main street Saturday by members of
the Domestic Science association.
= - =
MEETING POSTPONED.
The Second Presbyterian church
Aid society did not meet yesterday af.
ternoon. The meeting was postponed
one week.
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SHEEPHEAD CLUB.
Members Of the Sheephead club
were pleasantly entertained Thurs
day afternoon by Mrs. John Tillman.
Sheephead was played at three tables
Mrs. Henry Wickemeyer and Mrs
John Hewitt received the favors. At
the close Of the game lunch was
served. In two weeks Mrs. George
Pile, will entertain the club at her
home on South Eighth street.
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DAINTY INNOVATION.

A dainty innovation in serving a
sweet fruit salads that of offering it
in candied orange baskets. To make
these the fruit is cut in half and the
pulp removed. The edges of the skins
are then prettily scalloped with scis-
sors and boiled in waite. until tender.
When soft take out carefully with a
ladle. add q pound of sugar to each