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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-24
Ien ea s.f1-

The thous ,aai &4e rroWned ths brow of tAe Hi.:z= ;e4I f. , crimson wreath il t4e tszat of { a:.=ss upon l hill csl!aa G3iea:a. a;=s ;..es= cried r. the Gagt;aess to Gi2e zEam from tn sight of fzfeB--tR sz7"stt==Ghsm tapeeet beneath th1 It@sfs9 '=azzt, >.iass sle weleo,1e wt.S ;sse t;.:. fo tnefe aH& sa he thunGe. q t5e s!.f~s5 i5at Wfes the uiclsf 0'aS tarr 5st4a hstst p,==#z with ta9 nQr;iinz WHlfp roses bGouGz=E above lhen. so ts3t t.#5 r2G ts#an ;'.z spears was hidGea. at5a n eli. hpt z=s: ing, ularvese1 at tta Bowers. rol ~.. s5 the thorns that tad wou'l4pd th4 h ! of tie beautiful King. Aud the n;fH=s of the roses was Love-=evpn that l.es=e which shelters i'll it's oWn bts~0n t{4e shaft that wounds it aua makes e4r:t and heaven sweeter with forgiveness
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The Judges Little Joke.

The a-cor uf clerk involved in a decidedly confusing situation the Ger man gentleman referred to in story In the New York Times.
 On a jury uay ill the First district court stolid looking German present et to the juselce ;3 certificate from | !4t commissioner of jurors. After a rapid glance at the document the justice ov dered the man to raise his right hanG and administered the oath
 "Your name is Herman KaufHan?"
 "Yes. your hnlief."
 This paper" continued the court. requests me to excuse Hernl"i, Kauf- man from jury duty on the ground that he is dead. Now. rene mber that you have sworn to tell the truth and think well before you a.tswer Are you dead!'
 "No-o. your honor" was the bewtl- lered reply; II don't think l am.''
 You claim that you are alive?"
 "Y-e-s. your honor,"
 That will do Now take this paper back to the commissioner of juroA.."
 The man did so. Wben the commis. sioner examined the certificate it bore the following indorsement in the jus tices handwriting:
 ''The deceased. appearing before nc in open court, insists under oath that he is not dead Please investigate anf if his testimony be false have him ir. dicted for perjury
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Weddinc Hint

The tall girl smiled in some afnba- rassment
 Haven't you any secondhand shoes Y'i she said to the shoe clerk.
 But, miss"- he remonStrated.
 "No, no; you misunderstood. said she. 'I don't mean to wear. iust mean old shoes, too worn for use. that customers have left with yGti. You see, there's wedding up at our house tomorrow and we wal,t something tf throw at the bride and iridegreem''
 ''1 see," said the clerk.
 He rummaged iH a black E9e ana drew forth an armful of diapidatcd footwear. The girl selected some threes. two and ones
 ''These will do. Thanks eyer SC much," she said. and so departed
 Big footed people are always work. ing that on us" said the clerk after ward. That girl wears eights. She couldn't very we'll throw such mud scows at the bride, so she chose some little and dainty shoes here-ones and twos. Oh. yes, it's an old trick with the big footed. Los Angeles Times
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harmiess.
Harmiess. A district visitor was paying calls on

A district visitor was paying calls on the folk ill q row of cottages and was shocked by :he conduct of a shabbi.y dressed old gentleman who passed from door to door ill q great rage and threatened the occupants with all man. ner of dire penalties
 Dear mc, what peculiar old man" she exclaimed to one 0f the tenants "Why dd you permit him to abuse you in that fashiou?"
 "Oh. We don't mind in fhe east ma'ain," answered the tenant with a twinkle in his eyes. Were quit. u,Vo to his little ways hy now uas haea c harmless lunatie for ten or ele1ea years"
 ''Iou don't say so. Poor old fellow What particular form Gloes his mad. aess take?"
 Optimism, ma'an, He comes foa the rent every Monda, and actually allows himself to fancy that hell sas H!"- Lcpdon Answers.
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Domestic Hii...

They had been trotting in double harness for seven long, weary months. and the honeymoon had bumped tho bumps for fair.
 "John." she said, as she dished out the breakfast food. q need a little pin money this morning"
 What did you do with the $5 1 gave you last week?' asked the man who had promised to love, honor and nay the freight.
 "Oh, don't remember" she replied. It's so easy to spend s and have nothing to show for it.''
 Right you are," sighed John. "That was the amount I paid the minister fur u'arrying us."-Chicago Nevs. ;
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TREES IN HOLLAND.
All Streets and canaIs Dordsrsd VII
 Films or lindens.

All Streets and Canals 0ordsrsd Wieh
 Films or Lindens.
 The average Dutch town is an at- tractfve place in the summer months. since practically every street and canal Is bordered with shade trees, which shut out the glare of the sun and offer cool and inviting avenues for the ex- ploration of the tourist. The banks of tnese canals are generally terraced h two levels-the lower one for ware houses and the upper for shops or dwellings, but each elevation Is plant ed with trees.
 At best city is an exceedingly poor location for tree culture. Narrow streets. with tall buildings, exclude thp nfe giving sunlight; asphalt or closely paved walks prevent the necessary |moisfure from sinking into the ground
 lurishing thirsty roots, and leak age rom the gas mains is a deadly poison to all vegetation. For this req. son care should be exercised in tho selection of the variety of trees for street planting in order to get the bet results. In Holland time has demon strated that the elm and linden should oe placed in the first rank, for there are are many examples of these species in uutch towns which have withstood tue ravages of more than two cen @ .urles. The elm appears to be tho m aioier or these TWO trees and win ire under most adverse conditions. ,. me Dutch municipalities expeaA urge +s sums each year for the preserve ...,1 ..vn or their shade trees, but the 10. s sul.s amply justify the cost for main. 'euance'-Harper's Weekly.
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PILES! PILES: FILES!

Williams Indian Pile Ointment vii cure Blind, Bleedings and I.tnhins Piles. It absorbs the tumors. ahays itching 1t once, acts as . pouitics gives instant relief. Williams Indian Pile Ointment is prepared for YiisG and itching of the private parts. sols by druggists, mail 50c and $1.00. Wi iiamE' Mfg. Co.,. Props, Cleveland. 2 Sold hy McCamnnon <. ~o".
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rhe One Who Knew.

] "Elijah." said the judge to the de
 kendant, you have had a fair trial
 |rhe r aecuting attorney has shown
 by cirol lhstantial evidence that can
 bot be gainsaid that you were ln MT Browns chicken coop on the nlSh' that his hens disappeared, and your at Eorney in his speech has practically admitted that the theory Of the prose
 eutiop is true. Have you anything te 1before the court pronounees its fecNsion?"
 "Jedge," said Elijah, rising politely Fall Is got to say is dis. don't know much about de law, but does know heahsay evumdence isn't good, an all dese lawyehs says is heahsay. bughter know. foh l LIZ de only 1nan kn that chicken coop dat night. an Is
 denied it raigtt erlong. g.'-Chicago Post
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A corsiean Vendetta.

Lecturing on "The Land of the ven- detta" at the Royal Geographical so- ciety's headquarters. the Rev. T. T. Norgate said he had discovered in. stances of vendetta being started in Corsica through pig getting into an other mans field, and this had caused the loss of perhaps hundreds of lives and had made two families deadly ene- mics for upward of 300 years. The men who carried on such a vendetta would scorn to rob any one Of a slx. penny piece London Globe.
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Ae Knew His Busine $.

Kind Hearted Maiden t!snin. for [ stray penny in her purse,-l suppos' you poor blind people feel your mi fortunes keenly?
 Blind Mendicant-Yes. indeed. IT.. Lord only knows how miss the rlea ure of being able to look into the beau tiful faces of the handsome and lovely ladies who are kind enough to donafe--
 Kind Hearted Maiden (ishins ou' ; shilling)-Here. potr fellow, take t&is- I'm sure you arc deserv;ng.-Londe1 Scraps.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-24
Tongue Twlstsrs.

Among brief tongue twisters the fol lowing are hard to beat: ''The sur shines on the top signs" "She says she snail sew a sheet;;" "The sixth sicl sileik's siath sheep's sick" Some o1 Shakespeare's lines offer pitfalls to thu cnpid speaker. In Midsummer Night'l Dream" we find, "When lion rough 1T widest rage doth roar." and in thu anne play
 Oh. Tates. come. some!
 Cut thread and thrum:
 Quail. crush. conclude and Quell.
 London Chroniclo.
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CASTORIA
 For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Alxays Bought s'sas:sts sssss sss of .ZHzzzzzzx
What Would He Do With It7

1 A farmer owned dog-a very good, high bred and thoroughly trained dog Ethat every morning for three years chased a railway train that ran past the farm. The farmer and his wife were watching the persistent but vain lpursuit one warm morning. l "I wonder" the wife said, what makes that foolish dog chase the train so persistentiy."
 "Never thought about that" replied the farmer, .but I've often wondered what he would do if he caught it."
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-24
Why She Opened the Letter.

Willis-l'm sorry your wife opened that business letter sent you. Harris You told ne that she never opened your letters.
 Harris-She doesn't, as rule, Willis but. you see. you marked 1. "private."
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What He Wanted.

: Professional Guide (to palace car s,t 4 ,ter)-I have an English lord in \. and want him to get good s-.ETsc a<don of the comforts of travel z e1 ], sIHis country. Here's $5. Porter Yes, sah. Do you want me to gib him
 extra attention, sah? Guide-Great
 Scott, no! l want you to keep away from him!-New York Weekly.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-24
Rerhanl

/ "Now, look here. Algernon." said f parent to his son steraly. "when was your age I was at the head of ns, class"
 "Ah." responded the lad ''perhap> teachers were easier to fool then thar they are now!'
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-24
DIR. c. D. SMITH VETERINARY SURGEON AND
DENTIST

DENTIST.
 Treats all diseases of Horses, Mules Cattle and Dogs. Office 331 Pine, corn 4th ave. Telephone (long dis tance) 529.
 Hospital 323 Pine, first building south of Hicks Ice Factory. Residence 1907 W. 9th, ave. tele phone (ong distance) 109. Buggies and Automobiles washed while you walt
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Severe.

T wish l had fortune. I'd nevei paint another picture" declared ar artist to a brother of the brush
 "Well. there are lots of people wh' would give you one on that condition!
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-24
A itfla Tho Youno

New Boarder--How's the fare here Old Boarder-Well. we have chicken every morning. New Boarder-That's first ratel How Is 1t served? Old Boarder-ln the egEs.-Brooklyn Life.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-24
Tommy Atkins on the Ranae.

Tommy Atkins on tho Range.
 Subaltern-What on earth are you fellows doing? There hasn't been hit | signaled for the last half hour. Pri-
 vate-1 think we must lave shot the marker, sir!-Londou Punch.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-24
Tho Aimiiarity.

Why are some policemen like rain bowsl Bed De tAsy appsae aftR eAl
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-24

Peace Wlss tho day whsee saa0so pu1oo tho W1A-CoulnA
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-11-25
A GREAT ENTERPRISE
COMES TO PAW PAW
Paw Paw Makes Important Connection With the Largest
COOPERATIVE Corporation in America. Backed by
Men Doing Annual Business Amounting
to $4,000 600.
DEnDI
PEOPLE OF PAW PAW BENEFITED

One noticeable feature Of this bust
ness and very commendable one, is
that no one remedy manufactured by
this company is "cure-all." Each
one of the 800 different remedies is a
known and dependable specific for a
particular ailment. The confidence
of the druggists interested in this
enterprise is unquestionably demon
strated by this guarantee, which is
printed on every package. The
United Drug Co., and The Rexall
Store selling this preparation guaran-
tee it TO give satisfaction. If it does
not go back to the store where you
bought it and get your money-it be-
longs to you and we want you to
have il.
This is certainly an innovation that
must appeal to the people of Paw
Paw. 1t insures safety and satisfac-
ton because our own local druggists,
Paw Paw Drug Co., who are so we'll
known and highly respected for their
| integrity are connected with this
enterprise and are stalking their own
personal reputation on the quality of
these remedies, and the very frankness
with which they take the people of
Paw Paw into their confidence in
sures an unprecedented success for
these remedies, which are sold under
the trade name Rexall which means
King-of-All. From reports coming
from thousands of towns and cities,
the Rexall Remedies are certainly
demonstrating their full title to the
name.
Those who have refused to buy
proprietary medicines because there
was no way of ascertaining the ingre-
dents, can now purchase Rexall
Remedies, the formulas of which they
can have for the asking. Besides,
they are sold by a concern personal
ly known to you and located right
here in our own city, who guarantees
that they are in every way as repre-
scented or they will cost nothing.
Rexall Orderlies are one of these
three hundred remedies. They are
for the treatment of constipation in
every form, except it be of a surgical
nature. They are eaten like candy
and do not cause gripping, excessive
looseness or other annoyances what
ever. They come in two sizes, ten
and twenty-five cents.
The Paw Paw Drug Co. are so well
and favorably known for their ster-
ling honesty and square dealing that
we predict great success for them
with the Rexall Remedies, and they
are to be heartily congratulated in
bringing this great and modern
business enterprise to Paw Paw.
We urge all who may be in need of
prepared medicines to call on The
Paw Paw Drug Co., and learn about
the Rexall Remedies. Enterprises of
this sort should be encouraged.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-11-25
TRIUMPH OF A NEW IDEA.

About the quantity of reading matter
furnished in the average Sunday news
paper there is no reason to complain, un-
less it be on the score OF too muchness,
but the quality often leaves much to be
desired. The only shining and unequal
ed excep ion to this rule is found IN the
unique Sunday Magazine OF the Chicago
Record Herald. There is nothing else
like it in the whole range of American
journalism. 1t is a real magazine that 10
regularly issued as part of the Sunday
paper. 1t is filed with first class fiction,
able articles, choice pictures and wide
range of good miscellany, all by popular
or really famous authors and artists.
When writer's such as Conan Doyle, An
thony Hope, Rudyard kipling, Jack
London, Sewell Ford, Cyrus Townsend
Brady and Roy Norton are counted
among the contributors to Sunday pa
per its triumph can no longer be
doubted.
The Sunday iagazine OF The Record
Hereld is far and away the best literary
treat offered to news paper readers IN the
United States to day. The largest
monthlies and independent weeklies
cannot surpass it in quality 90 sustained
interest. You will always find one of
the finest serials of the year in its pages,
often captured from the big monthhes
at record prices. Its short stories, in
GLIDING those Of the delectable Shorty
McCabe, can't be surpassed.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-11-25

joyments. photograph OF talking ma
chine OF the finest and costliest make Is
now to be found on board almost every
ship in the navy. The bluejackets are
liberal bu, ers OF records, never hesltat-
ing AT the price, il a selection really APP.
peals TO them, and the program OF the
nightly concerts embrace everything
from grand opera numbers by the worlds
greatest stars to the latest popular mel
odies of the vaudeville favorites.
Even in the matter OF moving picture
theater, the young men ashore having
no advantage over the pleasure loving
lads on one OF our dreadnaughts. Esch
of these giant ships has its own moving
picture machines, and all the battleships
of the feet participate in moving pic
ture film exchange, which insures to the
audience on each ship a constant variety
and novelty IN the reels OF pictures dis
played
Nor is that worthy adjunct of the
moving picture, the player piano
missing on board the ships. Every bat.
tleship has its player piano and libra
~ of the perforated rolls just as each
warship community has It's graphophone.
And Just as a hint of the wealth Of mus
ical entertainment provided, it may he
noted that one of the newest dread
naughts is to have ultimately a total of
five pianos on board, the instruments
being stationed in different parts of the
ship and designed for the amusement of
different sections Of the warship COM
munity.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-11-25

Paw Paw Drug Co. of this city,
have with characteristic enterprise,
demonstrated their ability TO keep
we'll abreast of the times by connect
ing themselves with the largest
druggists cooperation in America.
The men connected with this enter
prise do yearly business aggregat-
ing over SIS 900. 600, which well en-
phasizes its soundness and magni-
tude.
About three thousand retail drug
gists throughout the United States
have organized themselves as a CO.
operative company for the purpose of
producing a line of medical pre- para
tons which they recommend, abso-
lutely guarantee and back up with
their own names and personal repu-
tations The formulas of these rene
dies are thoroughly known to every
one of these druggists and the in
gradients of each will be truthfully
described to the public and the RENE
dies sold with the distinct under
standing that their purchase price
will be instantly refunded without
question or bubble if they fail to
benefit the user.
One thousand different formulas
Each formula being selected bee ause
of it's tested and proved value and
established reputation, ga n d
through continued and successful use
by prominent physicians.
A research committee of expert
chemists and physicians made most
thorough and exhaustive test of each
one of these one thousand prescrip-
tons until they had selected about
three hundred as being the very best
and most dependable known to medi-
cal science, each for the treatment
and cure of particular ailment.
These three hundred remedies are
now manufactured by the company,
which is known as the United Drug
Co., Boston, Mass, in the largest,
most modern and best equipped phar-
maceutical laboratories in America.
The tremendous output of this
company enables it to purchase
drugs, herbs and other necessary
material in very large quantities.
The cooperation and professional
advice of 5000 leading druggists
guarantee the high quality of every
thing used and guarantee that only
formulas of extraordinary merit are
used in the manufacture of their
products.
The preparations of the company
are shipped direct to the retail drug
gists who are connected with the en-
terprise. Thus their absolute fresh
ness is assured, it is impossible for
their quality to deteriate, there are
no middlemen's or jobbers' profits to
be added to their cost, and the public
can obtain these products at actual
cost of manufacture, plus a single
retail profit.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-11-25
Ak WILL FALL
At WASHINGTON
Democratic House is Elk.
pected to Make Many
Changes.

Washington, Nov. l0-Michigan men
now employed by the house OF repre-
sentatives are looking for soft place 10
land. From tales OF ancient history they
know exactly what TO expect OF demo
cratic house and they know that as soon
as the democrats perfect reorganization
the republican placeholders must take
to the tall timber. Michigan will wit
ness more than its share of disappoint-
ment, for the solid republican delegation
from Michigan has been able to land a
liberal share of places.
Among the men in peril is the Rev.
Henry n Couden OF Port Huron, the
blind chaplain of the house. He has
received salary of $1,000. His is an
elective Office and it will be quite within
the fortunes of war if the democrats
choose some other chaplain. Chaplain
Couden's blindness resulted from wounds
received during the Civil war, so that he
has a pension to fall back upon.
The democratic reorganization will
mean that Michigan will lose its two
chairmanships, held by Samuel w.
Smith, who heads the district commit.
tee, and Edward l.. Hamilton, who heads
the committee of territories. This will
mean not only loss Of prestige for these
members, but it means the loss OF sal
aries to the secretaries Of the committee
The best the congressman can do is to
retain their committee secretaries as
private secretaries at reduced salaries.
Miller of Lansing, secretary OF the dis
trict committee, at $1,000 per year, and
Thomas 9. Hance of Niles, secretary OF
the committee on territories, $1,000
year.
Among the Michigan men who must
90 are Dennis r.. Award of Glare, as
sistant secretary of the republican con-
gressional committee, reading clerk OF
the house, $4,000.
Edwin S. Pierce, Grand Rapids, dep
uty sergeant at arms, $500.
Winthrop G. Jones, tally clerk, De-
troit, $1,000.
Bert w. Kennedy, Eaton Rapids, as
slstant doorkeeper, $500.
Il. F. Bishop, Ludington, assistant
librarian, 800.
Charles w. Hochin, Fourth district,
house folding room, 81 800.
Frank H. Wakefield, Detroit, notitica-
ton clerk, $1,000.
1t is barely possible that Wakefield
may hang on because OF the peculiar
nature of his work. He originated the
present intricate and effective system Of
notifying members OF the status OF leg
islation in which they are interested
One or two Michigan men are thank
ing their lucky stars that they have jobs
not subject to local exigencies. One OF
these is Fernando Page of Grand Rap
ids, who draws 81 200 as a doorkeeper.
He is on the soldiers roll with name
mentioned 10 legislation, place he
holds by virtue OF having both legs shot
away in the Civil war. Fred Irland and
Alllster Cochrane, both Of Detroit, OFF,
cial stenographers, will probably hold on
because of the expert character Of work
re uired. Grand Rapids Press.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-11-25
X C. Bakin6Powder biscuits

Three cups -four; x TO 4 cup short
ening; 3 ke5ei keaSPoonfnks X { Baking
P0wctv; about cup milk or 7Oatey;;
teaSPOOnfNE salt.
Sift three times, the flour, salt and
baking powder. Work into the flour the
shortening, using lard or butter for
shortening. Then mix to a very soft
dough with the milk. The softer the
biscuit enters the oven, the lighter it
comes out. Never knead baking powder
biscuits; press the dough into shape and
roll lightly. Cut in small shapes and
bake on sheet or very shallow pan in
hot oven. In placing biscuits in the
pans place well apart, not allowing edges
to touch. Small biscuits are better than
large ones. Large biscuits do not have
the proper amount of time to raise and
bake.
Have you seen the new X Cooks Book
| Brimful of appetizing recipes that simply must
be successful every time II the few simple drec.
tons are carefully followed. You would gladly
\ pay so cents for this valuable book. yet we send
IL abs0iNteiyIJee upon receipt of the coioted Ger.
tihcate packed in every 25-centcan Of X Baking
! Powder. JAoUEs MIRO. Co, Chicago. Small
cans do not have Cooks Book certificates.