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Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-03-11
NO. H..


Just a little millionaire.
Just a little wife.
Mighty little happiness
Awful lot Of strife
just some little lawyer
just a little Zee,
Then a little evidence
To a referee
Just a little courtroom,
just a whispered line.
Scratching Of the Judges pen
And everything is fine
.-Jads-
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-03-11

Heads of Philadelphia police de-
partment nlan To enllin each patroi-
man with pocket electric search
lighs.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-03-11

Few persons would guess that he
smallest things visible to the eye are
the stars.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30
THE MERRY WIDOW
Coming To The Colonial Theatre Wednes-
daV Jan.

daY Jan.
THE Merry Widow" Henry w.
Savage's production, will be the at
traction at the Colonial Theatre on
Wednesday night, January 4. This
is part of the brilliant organization
concerned in the remarkable runs in
New York, Boston and Chicago, where
all records in these three metropoli-
tan cities. for attendance and re-
ceipts, were broken.
The playgoers know the success
scored by Lehar's alluring operetta
was phenomenal in the extreme and
that the other cities have endorsed
the verdict of the three mentioned
above, goes without saying. There
fore, at this day little need be said in
reference to the story or the many
special features of this remarkable
work 1t is enough to recall that not
only has this country welcomed THE
Merry Widow" with unparalleled en-
thusiasm, but that a similar verdict
has been rendered by more than three
hundred cities of the old world.
Even far off Japan and remote
L OOQLU AlIAGd nave ldIIGu uHQCI liAG
spell. In addition to the complete
roster of principals, chorus, ETC., the
forthcoming presentation will have
the advantage of an orchestra select
ed from Mr.. Savage's English Grand
Opera Company. This body of in.
strumentalists will be supplemented
by the original Hungarian orchestra
whose appearance in the colorful Mar
sovian fete and again in the lively
supper scene at Maxim's, playing ma
tive instruments, attract much atten-
tion.
Among the players to be seen dur
ing the local engagement are George
Damerel, Arthur Wooley, Harry Bur.
CESS, Harry Russell, Gertrude Hutch
eson, Mabel Arzella, Marie Jordan
and Lillian Dwyer. The chorus is
exceptionally large and beautifully
costumed, and the brilliant scenes in
each act are among the prettiest
stage pictures we have.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30
BY THE GENTLE CYNlC.


Many a family tree would make
mighty poor lumber.
There are lots OF better actresses
of the stage than on.
The doctor should see that his pa
tients are well heeled.
The girls who have the most cheek
seldom use It IN blushing
Come straight 10 the point and peo
PIE viii say you are blunt
Many a self-made man had pretty
poor material TO begin with.
No man has such a horror OF old
age as to want to die young.
ANY man can fool a woman. pro
vided she doesn't fool him first.
Lots OF US never know what We
want till We realize we cant get it.
1t isn't altogether politeness that
causes us 10 bow to the inevitable.
A woman never sees a mans worst
side till she becomes his better half.
Love frequently starves to death
trying TO see how little it can live on.
In the matter of tongues. even a
woman should be able TO hold her
own.
Public abuse demonstrates that a
nan may be literally kicked into prom
inence
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30
CURE YOUR KIDNEYS
No Need To Take ANY Further
Risks.

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the agonies of kidney complaint, back
ache, urinary disorders. lameness
headaches, languor. why allow them
selves to become chronic invalids, when
a cretain cure is offered them?
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use, because 1t gives to the kidneys
the help they need to perform their
work.
If you have any, even one, of the
symptoms of kidney diseases, cure your
self now, before diabetes, dropsy or
Brignt's disease sets in. Can Anna
polls residents demand more convincing
proof than the following:
]. Brennan, 235 S. Stricken ST., Bal
timore, Md, says: -Four years ago
| suffered from dull pains through my
kidneys and across my Ioins, always
more severe when | stopped. If | con-
tracted a cold, it settled on my kidneys
and caused them to become disordered.
At such times | was unable to rest
well and arose in the morning lame and
stiff Throughout the day / was ner-
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found no relief until / procured a box
of Doan's Kidney Pills and began their
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For sale by all dealers. Price, 50
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents. for the United
States. Remember the name-Doan's s
and take no other.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30
THE GILMAN
The New Years Dav Attraction AT Local
Playhouse Jan.

The little girl who lost her
voice is the sobriquet of Adelia. the
heroine in Joseph NJ. Weber's bril-
liant New York success, The Cli-
max a stirring story OF Bohemian
life by Edward Locke, with inciden-
tai music by Joseph Carl Breil, which
will be the attraction at the Colonial
Theatre on January 2.
The author is said to have given us
something really new in theatrical
conceptions. He has worked out his
theme with humor and imagination,
with a delicacy of poetic fancy, with
truth to the demands of reasonable
ness in character and situations, and
with dramatic picturesqueness and
structural effectiveness. There will
be no attraction seen here this season
better worth seeing in its combina-
tion of qualities that make up for
pure enjoyment.
THE Climax" is made up of only
four characters and the entire action
takes place at the Bohemian apart
ments of Luigi Golfanti, in New
York. The development of the plot
introduces both instrumental and
vocal music in which ''The Song of
a Soul" is one of the important fea-
lures. "The Climax" is one of those
beautiful creations that utterly defies
criticism, and is such a pretty play
so pretty told, that synopsis of its
plot but seems to mar it, as one must
see it to appreciate it.
The presenting company, which in
cludes Miss Ann Swinburne. Howard
Lange, Carney Christie and Thomas
Fallon is said to be one of exception
al merit, each member fitted with a
past admirably suited to his or her
respective personalities or talents.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30
Communicated

The Editor of The Evening Capital.
Will you permit me a small space
in your columns to call the attention
of the citizens of Annapolis and the
residents in the vicinity (moSt of
whom have business interests therein)
to a matter which vitally concerns
every one of us, namely the advance
ment and improvement of our city
along al lines?
1t is hardly necessary at this time
to point out the many advantages
Annapolis possesses or it's great
possibilities for development. There
are or should be, apparent to all.
Our neighbors. Baltimore, Cumber-
land, Frederick, Salisbury, Cam
bridge and nearly every city, large
or small, in the Union, are all max
ing strong efforts and in many cases
spending large sums of money in
boosting their respective localities
and are already reaping considerable
benefit therefrom.
It, therefore, behooves every citizen
in every walk of life, whether promi-
nent or humble, business man or pri-
vate resident, to take his share in
promoting the prosperity of his home
city and to seriously consider wha t
she has a right to expect of him.
Surely it is not asking much that
he should speak we'll of her at home
and abroad and not find fault unless
he is also willing to work and find a
remedy
We do not require knockers, but
willing boosters and every man can
and should do his little best to
emulate the splendid example shown
US by other cities.
Unity is strength, and only by
| organized combination of efforts can
permanent good be accomplished.
The Annapolis Chamber of Commerce
offers just this opportunity to the
public-spirited citizen, to join his fell
lows in working steadily for the good
of the whole community necessarily
including himself.
Ny term as president Of the Cham
Der will expire shortly. Much good
has been done, but much remains to
| be accomplished. /, therefore, ap-
peal with confidence to all public
spirited citizens to join with US in
this work and let the incoming presi-
dent start his year of Office with a
bumper" list of members, all willing
to do their best, be it much or little,
to Advance Annapolis" till she
takes her proper place among the
most progressive towns of the coun-
try.
Wm. E. FELDMEYER,
President, Chamber of Commerce.
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine
Tablets. Druggists refund money If It
fails to cure. E. W. GROVES sigma
tire is on each box s5e.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30
HeIperS Leaque

A very delightful social evening
was enjoyed on Wednesday by the
Heplers' League Of St. Martins Ger
man Lutheran Church at the home of
Miss Lillian Hantske. The house
was attractively decorated. the color
scheme being red and green, and many
Christmas greens were used.
The evening was enjoyed with
music and games and late refresh
ments were served A very pleasant
time was spent.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.

The way to keep your friends is to
let them use you
Women cork up secrets so tight that
the bottle always bursts
It's funny how long it takes arith-
metic to get a child when the measles
can grab him in a minute.
Most of US forget that how a man
parts his principles is much more i'm
portant than how he parts his hair.
The chief trouble about getting mar
ried is all the money you viii think
you would have had if you hadn't done
1t.
Money Is a good thing to teach a
man to wish he hadn't spent it the
way he did without teaching him not
10 do Ii again.
Every time a girl takes walk in
the woods she expects to meet a fairy
prince who viii carry her of in q
golden chariot.-New York Press.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30
SOME BIRD NOTES.

Ostriches cost $3.50 a pair
Swallows can fly 128 miles an hour.
Parrots are eaten by the Mexicans.
Swans keep streams free of weeds
Russia exports nearly 2OOO,O00,O0C
eggs a year.
The hens of America lay S5O,OOO,OOC
eggs annually.
Birds shun pestilent places and all
places infected by plaques.
The swiftest animal is the ostrich,
which can do a mile a minute
The Australian mound bird builds
the biggest nest in the world.
a pigeon has been known to fly
1000 miles in . days, hours and Il
minutes
The voice Of the naked-throated
bellbird can be heard at a distance of
three miles.
Game cocks and ducks sometimes
take TO catching mice, which they de
YOUR greedily.
Ctola a..ps once bod q commercial
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30
NOTICE.
poII. BANKrNc 4 TRrsr -

ANSAPoLIs BANKING & Trust Co.
Annapolis. Nd, Dee -. 1910.
Monday being observed as New Years
Day. and having been declared by the
Governor as a legal holiday, this bank Will
be closed on that day. All paper maturing
on that day viii be payable the following
day-TCFsDAY.
j. MARSHALL CAUGHEY,
d@s-3t Cashier.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30
$500 REWARD

oFFlCE THE MAYOR or ANNAPOLIS
DECEMBER 80, 1910.
FTv, hundred dollars reward is hereby Of
fired for the apprehension and conviction
OF the party or parties who arc guilty ot
starting incendiary fires tu the city 81
Anna polls.
BY order thc BOard
JAMES r. STRANGE.
NyldaN Mayor,
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30
IN AND ABOUT THE CITY.

The devil sometimes uses the pulpit
as an ambuscade
The actors art is to conceal art;
the painters is to sell it.
The average man is one who is just
! about as good as he is bad.
Love Will find a way, but the ques-
ton is. Who is going to pay the
freight?
When a married man loses his hair
It's a pretty good guess that his wife
had a hand in it.
The man who marries because he is
unhappy will also be unhappy be-
| cause he married.
The laws OF environment get a Sc.
we're jolt when We consider that the
lily grows best in the mire.
Perhaps the time Will come when
women will have more rights than
| they'll know what to do with
/ Judge not. There will be lots of
people in heaven who Will be just as
much surprised to see you there as you
will be to see them.-Illustrated Sun
| day Magazine
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30
N 0 TIC E.
Farmers Natl Bank, Annapolis, Md.
DECEMBER 29th, 1910.

DECEMBER 29th, 1910.
MONDAY. JANUARY 2nd, 1911,
(OBSERVED As NEW YEARS DAY, being
Legal Holiday, this BANK WILL BE
CLOSED. Paper maturing on Saturday,
December 3lst and Monday, January
2nd, viii be payable on TUESDAY, Jan.
uary 3rd, 1911.
L. d. GASSAWAY,
Dig Cashier.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30

The average man is one who is just
about as good as he is bad
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30
ParIeH & ParieH
ComPGny.9 9nc.
FOOT OF NAM ST.
Jhe Fashion
STRAUSS sRos. -.
2l7 Prince George Street Phone Js7


WE under u9derscII t9r Is under under
will be shown to compcti-
ton. We will undcrscll rc-
gardless Of the other fellows
price. Our prices talk loJ
themselves. Let us show
how to save money
Ladies Suits Of the latest designs
Ladies Suits Of the better kind.
$500 kind we sell for...............Sl $3.50
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$40 90 kind We sell for............. Sl'.up
Ladies and Gents Suits bought iron
US are pressed free Tor year.
Ladies' and Gentlemen's Suits Ready 10 Wra|
aud 10 your Special Order
Our Delivery Wagon will be at your cor8
mand az all times &C. call promptly. The urf
one in the city
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30

The devil sometimes uses the pulpit
as an ambuscade.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30

The actors art is to conceal art;
the painters is to sell it,
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30
" N. Z. I ELDM Z I EK,
President, Chamber of CONNER,

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine
Tablets. Druggists refund money If It
fails to cure. E. W. GROVES sigma
turs is on each box. S5c.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30

The laws Of environment get a Sc
we're jolt when we consider that the
lily grows best in the mire
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30

Love Will find a way, but the ques-
ton is. Who is going to pay the
freight?
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30

Perhaps the time viii come when
women will have more rights than
they'll know what to do with
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30

The man who marries because he is
unhappy will also be unhappy be-
cause he married
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30

Stale eggs once had commercial
value. as blackening was originally
made OF them and SCOT
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30

When a married man loses his hair
It's a pretty good guess that his wife
had a hand in it.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30

Love frequently starves to death
trying TO see how little it can live on.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30

In the matter of tongues. even a
woman should be able TO hold her
own.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30

Public abuse demonstrates that q
nan may be literally kicked into prom
inence
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30

A woman never sees a mans worst
side till she becomes his better half.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30

Game cocks and ducks sometimes
take to catching mice, which they de.
your sreedily
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1910-12-30

The voice Of the naked-throated
bellbird can be heard at distance Of
three miles
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-05

and water has been made to do the
work of men.
In Wheeler, Wallowa, Harney and
other Eastern Oregon counties sub
stantial gains are shown.
Exodus to Farm Shown.
Coming back to the west side of the
range, it is apparent that the greatest
interest has been shown in the fruit
districts and dairying counties.
II feel like apologizing to the peo-
pie of the Second Congressional dist
rict for the somewhat pessimistic
views | announced at the conclusion
Of the enumeration said Seneca c.
Beach last night. THE truth is that
all our estimates were based on the
population of the towns, and we faile j
to take cogniZance of the exodus back
to the farms. In Eastern oregon GER
tain towns showed a great loss be-
cause of a shrinkage in the mining
population, and l could hardly believe
the announcement that railroads
would be built could secure such a
rush of people as would counterbal-
ance the result-Oregonian.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-05

medy presents to its students a gas
motor imported from Germany. The
same fact is observed at the technical
school at Pons, at the Upper Normal
School at st. Cloud and at the mu-
nicipal school in the Rue de Pre- st.
Gervais, in Paris. 1t would be i'm
possible to demonstrate more clear
ly to French future manufacturers,
engineers and foremen that Germany
alone is capable of constructing gas
motors.
In other administrations there are
numerous examples of the favor en-
joyed by foreign plants. An the pow
der mandatory at Sevran-Livry a
motor of 25 horsepower of German
make is installed. At the match fac
tory at Saintaines (Oise), which is
under the Ministry of Finance, the
machinery is Swiss. The municipal
water-elevating machinery of the
town of Avesnes is of Belgian make
and at the Hospital of St. Dizier (Hau-
te Marne) an electric plant has been
installed with motors imported from
Germany.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-05
WASHINGTON WOMEN WILL
TEACH MEN HOW TO COOK

Spokane, Wash.-Since the women
in the state of Washington have been
given equal suffrage and a club form
ed for studying politics, under the aus
pices of the Washington Political
Equality league, Mrs. f. f. Emery,
anti-suffragist of Spokane and active
ly identified with woman's clubs and
charitable work here, proposes to
give mere man lessons in cooking. The
idea started at one of Mrs. Emery's
Sunday evening dinners, when, a
number of young men being present,
she announced that the men would
have to wash the dishes. The wo-
mans suffrage question brought UP
the suggestion that she teach the men
to cook, and the hostess declared her
Willingness. 81 only meant to joke"
said Mrs. Emery, but l am ready to
make good. The men have already
learned the most important part the
dishwashing. When women vote the
dinners should be ready when the
women come home after the strenu-
Gus days work in uplifting the poll
ticians, and the men should learn how
to run the kitchen right away"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-05
CATARRH WILL GO.
Relief Comes I'm Two Minutes-Com
plete Cure I'm Few Weeks.

Relief Comes I'm Two Minutes-Com-
plcte Cure I'm Few Weeks.
Don't go on hawking yourself sick
every morning; it's cruel, It's harm
ful and it's unnecessary.
IF after breathing HYOMEI, the
wonder-worker, you are not rid OF
vile catarrh, you can have your money
back.
No stomach dosing-just take the
little hard rubber pocket inhaler that
comes with eah outfit, and pour into
II a few drops Of HYOMET. Breathe
It according to directions. In two
minutes It will relieve you of tiat
stuffed up feeling. Use It few min
utes every day, and in a few weeks
you will be entirely free from ca
tarrh.
Breathing HYOMEI is a very pleas
ant and certain way to cure catarrh.
Get an outfit today: It only costs
81; it's worth $1,000 to any catarrh
sufferer. For sale by Tallman & Co.
and druggists everywhere, who guar
antee II to cure catarrh, Group,
coughs, colds, sore throat and tron-
chitis. After you once own Hyomei
hard rubber inhaler which comes
with tho oytfit, you can buy an extra
bottle Of HYONM for only 80 cents;
the inhaler lasts . life time.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-05
SPOKANE INDIANS DISLIKE
THEIR BIBLICAL NAMES

Spokane, Wash.-"Spokane Indians
do not like Biblical Names" said ].
McA. Webster of Fort Spokane, re-
Gently
IF you should be dropped blind
folded into the Spokane Indian res
ervation you might easily imagine
yourself in a Jewish synagogue. You
hear Moses speaking to Isaac, Reu-
ben whispering soft words to Judith,
and possibly Benjamin, Aaron, Levi
and Joseph in a heated controversy
over money matters.
when l first took charge of the
Spokane and Colville agencies six
years ago l thought the Spokane In
dams a very religious lot of people but
soon found it was in name only, and
that they were not at all satisfied
with the Names"
Almost the first day, said Captain
Webster, an Indian came to him with
an interpreter asking to have his name
changed. He had very bad" name
he said, His name was Benjamin Is
aac.
Hundreds of Indians have asked
to have their names changed and to-
day they are Tom, Dick and Har-
ry:" Biblical characters are becoming
scarce.
In the early days when the French
Catholic priests were the only white
men among the Indians in this coun-
try, the natives adopted their old pic
turesque, descriptive names, like
GOOD Thunder" afraid of a Cow"
Rain in the Face" and so forth, or
else French names, but about % years
ago an evangelical missionary chang
ed all their names and caused the
trouble which Captain Webster has
had in furnishing common "Ameri-
can" names.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-05

MEN AND WOMEN-Learn
a profession. Show card writer's
earn large salaries; clerks can dou-
BILE their earning capacity; the field
has never been overcrowded. The
Pendleton Business College offers
you the opportunity to learn this
profession under a first-clasx in
structor, at small expense. taking
no time from your regular work.
Night class now open Call any time
for information.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-05
State of Ohio, City of Toledo. Luc

State of Ohio, City Of Toledo, Lucas
COunty-ss.
Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that he Ia
senior partner Of the firm Of f. J. Cheney
& Co, doing business In the City Of Toledo,
County and State aforesaid, and that said
firm will pay the sum Of ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS for each and every case Of ca
tarrh that cannot be cured by the use OF
Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK ]. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my
presence, this 9th day Of December, A. D..
1885.
tSeal] A. W. GLEASON,
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally,
and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Send for testi-
monlas free.
Sold by all Druggists, 75.
Fresh eastern and Olympia oysters
at Hohbach's. Telephone Main so.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-05
ANSWERS EVERY CALL.
Pendleton People Have Found TT
This Is True,

Pendleton People Have Found That
This Is True.
A cold, a strain, a sudden wrench
A little cause may hurt the kidneys
Spells OF backache often follow.
Or some irregularity of the urine
A certain remedy for such attacks
A medicine that answers every call,
Is Doan's Kidney Pills. a true spe-
cific.
Many Pendleton people rely on It.
Here is Pendleton proof.
Mrs. E. ]. Meiners, sol Lewis
street, Pendleton. Oregon, says:
about two years ago a cold settled
on my kidneys and caused backache
and pains through my lons. felt
lame and sore and any movement
such as STOPPING or lifting was ac-
companied by sharp twinges. While
was suffering in that way, Doan's
Kidney Pills We're brought to my at
tention and I procured box. They
gave me relief at once and 1 had not
used them long before my trouble
was entirely removed. know that
this reedy is one of great merit and
consequently l do not hesitate to rec
ommend it," Statement given Oc-
. tober 10, 1909
Time Is the Test.
Mrs. Meiners was interviewed on
May II, 1910, and she said: 81 still
hold Doan's Kidney Pills in high es-
teem and 1 am pleased to again say
good word for them. have taken
this preparation recently and It has
done good work."
For sale by all dealers. Price 80
cents. Foster -Milburn Co.. Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the Unit
ed States.
Remember the name-Doan's-
and take no other.