The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-04-09
UNCLE SANS own COOK BOOK
PARADISE PARAGRAPHS
BY WILL SABIN.

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There has been perperated peaceful
sheet of yellow hue and crimson sentiments ycpt "Kahun the
everything they happened think Of but which publication
wita refreshing it does fail to deal praise to anything
After ALL what of it,?
What difference if our ancient and modern institutions are
corated? If they do deserve in all particulars there is at
goody proportion of truth in ahunas columns If there are fu
issues the popretors fit to dwell more HonOuhs
good points though second thought that field inclined to be
monOpoled by other publication gotten out here The Para
disc of the Pacific Bill angtOns artistic monthly publication piles
promotion literature beat the band the editorial
apparently being write of Hawaii if indeed paradise
ing each other and sammng the board of supervisors o whose
members several really most eligible gentemen) generally
saying things of the city and islands To read the Honolulu
Times would think this community of angels except
when the versatile but EDUCATIONAL genius of The Times
undertakes hot slap at The War
equally enthusiastic may
for he's not known in Honolulu Editor sheba tells the Japanese
the ShnpO, how thankful they should be live in Hawaii
Doc Ayes in The stokman explains how excellent are Politics.
and similar useful well ornamental literary productions
saturated with praise for things and people, and Alexander
be treated ookedfo periodical entertans hopeful view of
erman got paperlet day gave banquet
honor of Manager GePPn Of the big mainland paper house which
Necessary e to sprinkle few eged amPoon jokes to give the
criticism.
Honolulu altogether compmented on this spirit of
printing good things about folks and institutions Though Honolulu
doesn't always good things by word of mOuh but Homo
peaon as Khun5 for if we have too much good said Us by
m 2on wS Ka It Nav @ edo eep PPf of a
Eaeys $ a Holy Roller!
This has been Holy Roller week the members
herd enjoying the sensation of imagining themselves
martyrs Somebody pleasure of everything; everybody
gets pleasure out of something. Eialleujah!
O.
J. w. W. Brewster take Somebody him
play news3Gy and sell kana and he sold fifty in thirty min
to mooman the latter stopping the to dig the price
improvsed Holy Roller hymns
Roll on thou roguish Holy Roller roll!
Thou rumpus,raising Holy Rascal, roll, roll on
Alas, what is it itches $ thy soul,
And why the devil do carry on?
l to be a Roller
And with the Rollers roll;
To throw fit enchanting
And stimulate soul
I'd shout the sheerest
And haeluah cry
When eer daily paper
Said anything of 81"
want to be IA Roller
Il dOte buttered rolls;
I'd the people basted
Or gather in their souls
You may prefer a maniac,
A beyond CONTROL
But just be kind enough to hand a whsk BROOM
may sweep clean a place on the floor,
And, I'll roll roll, roll!
Colonel Teddy know how the Russ
evidently in madness If he can't
call on the Pope the vatican.
Whenever the Russian immigrant his mouth he puts his
o o
Hawaiian maron in humble circumstances, has adopted
Russian immigrant child Verify the poor poor
pathys sake 1t is difficult to get rich doing good
Matheson, Daniel Logan Wallace Harrington are
editors tomorrow when Charlie will speak the sublime
Glove one another"
If the supervisors pave gold and
Wcma9 was the only man who could fill the contract would