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Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-04-07
MOST PEOPLE DO
NOT KNOW CAUSE
OF THEIR SICKNESS

Does human health depend on one
organ alone? This question is becom.
Ing widely discussed since l.. r. Coop.
er first advanced his theory that the
stomach Is the true seat of life and all
health dependent upon it.
Mr.. Cooper, who has met with re.
markable success in the sale of his
new medicine, believes that the stom-
ach is responsible for most sickness,
and that this organ Is weak in the
present generation. While discussing
this theory recently, he said: Il am
asked time and again to tell why my
medicine has made such q record
wherever | have introduced It. My an.
swer always Is, because it restores the
stomach to a normal condition. No
n will deny that today there are
more half-sick men and women than
ever before. Nothing critical seems
to be the matter with them. They
are Just half.sick most of the time.
They don't know really what is the
matter with them. have talked with
thousands during the past two years,
and few knew indeed what their trou.
Bile was. One said nervousness, another
said kidney trouble, another liver com.
plant. some constipation, or heart
trouble, or lung trouble. Many had
treated, as they called 1t, for most of
these diseases at different times. A
very common complaint Is all run
down. or tired all the time,' or no
appetite
Il know positively that every bit Of
this chronic i'll health is caused by
stomach trouble and nothing else.
In sound condition In about six weeks.
Mighty few people can be sick with q
sound digestion. That Is why my medi-
cine is selling at such n tremendous
rate. ! have convinced many thou
sands Of people that these things are
so, and tho number is growing by
leaps and bounds"
Among moro recent converts to Mr..
Cooper's beliefs is Mrs. Lottie l..
Miner, living on Rural Route No. 2,
Hennike-. N. H., who says: II was in
poor health for six years, from stom-
ach trouble and indigestion. Quite
frequently my stomach was so weak
that It would not retain solid food. |
had vomiting spells every morning, and
vas subject to frequent attacks of diz-
Ziness. Life became such q burden
that l often felt 1t was not worth the
living. l tried everything I could hear
of, but found nothing hat would af-
ford relief.
For some time I had been reading
Of the Cooper remedies, and finally de-
cided to give the New Discovery
preparation a trial. After taking the
first bottle. l noticed a marked i'm
provement. Five bottles made me en
tirely well. can eat anything | wish,
and have not been troubled with my
stomach since. The dizzy spells dis.
appeared long ago.
MY mother, Mrs. Susan Parkins,
Is n nurse of long experience. Both she
and my father have used the Cooper
remedies with splendid results. I will
he glad to answcr any personal CORE
spondencc in regard to my case"
COopcr's New Discovery Is sold by
all druggists. If your druggist cannot
supply you, we will forward you the
name of n druggist in your city who
will. Don't accept Something just as
good."-The Cooper Medicine Co., Day
ton, Ohio.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-04-07
Alas.

A little f~ive.year.old who had been
watching her mother dress for an
evening entertainment surprised her
mother with the following question:
"Mother, didn't you say You were al.
most 40 years old?'
Yes" replied the mother.
"Wcll," answered the little girl, you
don't look il tonight, but you Will to-
morrow morning."-Judge.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-04-07
ResinoI 10 a Perfect Remedy for Pru.
ritus and All Itching Skin Troubles.

Have used Resinol with the utmost
satisfaction. A Ease of Pruritus
Vulvae which seemed to defy all
known remedies was Mt once relieved
and promptly cured. 1t also acted in
n like manner in a severe case OF
eczema that had almost driven the pa
tient crazy. 1t is indispensable to this
day and generation.
+. G. lines, Philadelphia, Pa
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-04-07
There's No Place Like Etc.

Wife-What sort Of a play would
you like to see?
Notwithstanding lively, that
keeps you awake, and has plenty Of
music in 1t.
"Um. You'd better stay at home
and take care OF the baby.-Lifs.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-04-07

Mrs Uppcrsctt takes such great in
tcrcst in her baby"
Yes; she says she was delightfully."-
surprised when it came, as she had oh.
tanned her ideas about babies from the
comic supplements, you know
Puck,
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-04-07
A Call for Cough Drops.

Il tell you I must have some
money!" roared the king Of Mauritania,
who was in sore financial straits.
Somebody will have to cough up"
"Alas!" sighed the guardian of the
treasury, who was formerly the court
jester, "all our Golfers are empty
Tit-I}itS.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-04-07
Like Seeks Like.

Dcntist-My dear, sir, you have a
sympathetic t%OOthachc.
PatiCnt-ThCn, doctor, suppose
your bill has a sympathetic touch.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-04-07

The talents, ours today. may be de-
manded by the Owner tomorrow. g.
. . Fidelity, not success, regulates
the final reward.-J. r. MacdufY.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-04-07

The average woman can BLUM al
most any man, but when 1t ome to
blulling some other woman-well
that's another stony.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-04-07
Red. wenk, W"nr!. watcry Eyes.

followed BY MWriUo I-Nr Iicmedy. Try
Murine For Your Eye troubles. You VIII
Like Murine. II SDuthcS. SOC at Your
druggists. write For Eye Books. Free.
Murine Eye licmcdy Co.,, Chicago.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-04-07
Trained Nurses Earn SIS TO s25 WeekI

Free tuition In - fine nun-scctarian pri-
waite hospital in Kansas city. Send for
illustrated hooklCt. Address for partlcu-
lars, EASTMAN SANITNliIUM, Harrison
street, kanStS city, Missouri.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-04-07

One woman can stir up more trou,
bic than "a dozen mere men.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-04-07
Good OuhlitN.

Customcr-Arc these apples fresh?
Grocer-Wcll, | guess. They'll give
you the best sass you ever had.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-04-07

There are lots of people who cant
take a Joke, and Il good many times
1t isn't through any fault of their own.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-04-07

Beware OF trusting to providence
matters which Providence has plainly
,rusted to o
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-04-07

II you wish beautiful, clear, white clothes
use Red Cross Bail Blue. Large 2 OF.
package, 8 cents.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-04-07

Think all you speak, but speak not
all you think.-Dclarum.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-04-07

signature "o rIMAIzM
In Use For Over 30 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-04-07
important to Mothers.

CASTORlA, asafc and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see hat it
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-04-07
The Mission of
the Twelve
Sunday School Lesson for April 10, 1910
Specially Arranged for This Paper
Specially Arranged for This Paper

LESSON TEXT.-Matthcw o:3j-l0:l is,
tO-I2. Memory verses. 1887, 81.
GOLDEN TEXT.-"Freely yc have re-
ccivcd. freely givc."-Matt. los.
TIME.-Autumn Of A. u. %.
PLACE-Somcwhcre in Galilee, Just
whore 10 not known.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-09-29
TREASURE is MYTH

the purchaser OF a codex that he has
been humbugged- However. sometimes
a great deal Of harm is done by an
inscriptions man getting posses
sion Of a so-called codex. He Is enter
prising enough TO turn his purchase
70 good account as far as he Is con
cerned. but those who have been fool
ish enough to believe his plausible
stories viii ind that the Montezuma
treasure Is no more than a TABLETS.
In fact. a swindle. Probably no one
knows Mexico better than do its IA
lives and nowhere are traditions and
the like better preserved. In view
OF these facts Il would be more than
strange that the Mexican should sen
Information as to treasures when he
could lift the hoard himself"
Asked what be thought Of the eodex
now said to be IN the possession OF
an American BY the name Of T. A
Mr.. Palafox expressed him
self to the effect that in all probable
ity Il was no better than other docu-
ments Of that kind. and that quite
often a so-called codex was wen
enough executed to even deceive those
familiar with the subject
"A great deal Of harm has been
lone to Mexican investment oppor-
-unities By ancient mine and hidden
treasure swindles.- said Mr.. Palafox.
No sane man should take any stock
u either. Mexico is well stocked with I
Americans who do nothing else but
exploit their countrymen on the other
Iide Of the Rio Grande. This also
IpDlies to some Of the rubber land and
propositions. Americans
eady to invest money in the republic
hould first put themselves IN touch
nth the Mexican government Doing
his win save them money and disap-
ointment"
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-09-29
MAN ALWAYS GIVING ADVICE
10 EHsetually squelehsd By Tattsrsd
Hobo In Most chsraetsrlstlo
Manner.

The man who Is always giving "a.
vice sauntered up the street and found
The tattered hobo sitting on the curb.
MY good man. began the former.
why are you idling away your time
like thias Don't you know the world
owes you a livlngf-
That aOg" responded the hobo.
uonehalantly. Wen. / guess better
call up q eollecti0n agency and get
dem 10 collect Il for me-
-but this q serious. my man You
deserve something Ia this world
Sure. boss. the last Judge / ran -
against said deserved slx mopths.~
Tut Tut pon't b. fecetious. Why.
Tou could rise up n tho World ana
wear broadcloih~
Thanks. but am wearing dat
noW. boss DIS suit 4 40 broad Il 10
'hree sizes too big for me-
Well. what IA the dickens are you
lifting on The curb for. anyway
To curb my tempeF. boss 10 curb
~ temper when such smart aiecks a.
'ou AK foolish questions
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-09-29
MERMAID is FRIGHTFUL SIGH
Dusons, With Great Mouth and Bic
Lips, Arrives From South
Africa IN Tank.

New York.-A "mermafd~ In a fenk
Of embalming nuid arrived from South
Africa on the top deck Of the Ameri.
can linef Philadelphia.
This mermaid is known scientific.
ally az q dugong Of the species
serenia II IL supposed TO be a sur.
viFal Of the legend Of the sea that
gave rise TO the belief that beautiful
creatures. half human and half dah
appeared occasionally az the surface
Of the water ard tried to entlce saflora
to follow them into the deep.
The specimen that arrived here was
hardly capable Of enticing anyone any.
where, except 70 an opposite direction
Il has q great mouth at the TOP OF lta
head and big lips Immediately below
The chest. however. has a suReeetion
Of that Of o human being. and n Il /
said that even today the dusong n AZ.
customed 70 ride upright n the waters
and hold rs Offspring IN one Of its az.
Ders. as woman would her ch1d
The mermaid" was caught n Dois.
goa bay, after a 14.hour sfrueoIe
George Victor. who has ashlue con.
SESSIONS IN Portuguese East Ifricr
made the capture. Ho made every -.
'ort 70 get It 70 Iaud alive, but Il iva
MY O short time after Il had boen
AIKEN. He exhibited Il IN South Afrsc~
md broushe Il here for exhibition.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-09-29


surprise 90 stepehilaFen.
The finding Of nearly $1,000 In shin
ing gold coins. hidden away IN a hole
In the cellar door OF their dead faith
er's home south Of this city. came a.
pleasant surprise TO the children OF
D. b. Dlsbro. who died a few weeks
ago. a Union City (Mlch-l dispatch
to the New York Herald says. The
disclosure came about IN this way:
They. with the members OF their
own familles-for they are all men
ana women grown-were invited 20
eat dinner at the old Dlsbro home
stead BY their atepmolher. who has
been such for nearly q quarter Of a
century. After a bogntifui meal the
elder Mrs. DisbFo invited the guests
70 accompany her TO the cellar. Then.
In their presence. she raised small
stone from the door and took from a
hole beneath a glass Jar. IN which
could be seen many goid coins. Pour
Ing them out into her lap. she divided
the precious stores into nine equal
parts and presented each OF the chill
dren q share. for there are just nine
In the Dlsbro family.
Explanations followed and Il was
found that when the hrst Mrs. Dlsbro
died. twenty-five years ago. Mr. Dlsbro
found IN her pocketbOok several hun.
dred dollars IN gold coin. with the
written request 70 Mr. DisbFo that be
add 10 the store as he felt able. ana
some day present the whole 70 their
children. He faithfully followed the |
request. with the result that there was
more than $4,000 when be died.
He confided the secret 10 his second /
wife, and after bis death she carried
'ut his wishes and divided the money
lmone his children. As she had been
imply provided for In Mr. Dlsbr0a
Fiil. she refused any portion o. the
loard. but the children Insisted upon
Ter accepting a few Of the coins as
oxen Of their esteem.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-09-29

Houaea 81 Holland neaiWnod Mere
for Service than for ahovp.
The architecture Of Holland could
b summed up In the one word, hoDezt
Pretense Is altogether lacking, but TO
many people this IL far from being
fault The influence Of Germany has
been greatly felt. owing. OF course. 10
the close proximity Of that country.
The French feeling has also found It's
way into the Netherlands for the same
reason; but the Italian influence has
rarely been known. and its absence is
always 70 be deprecated. says the De.
lineator
The Dutch are a neat. thrifty poo-
pie and their houses express 70
marked degree many OF their traits
In the cities and small towns. for In
stance. the trim rows Of private dwell
ings are particularly attractive. though
built primarily for comfort and do
void Of much adornment.
While Dutch house exterlora may
not invariably please the eye. Il must
be remembered that the Hollanders
1@to oA1@tA| atoucu AVf ~A@A tara "a
artistic feeling here By a splendid
sense OF Interior decorating. Witness,
for instance. their passion for delft.
porcelain and other ceramics. and the
uses to which they have put them In
their schemes for Interiors
They cannot. then. be called
wholly inartistic people. Their homes. !
On the contrary. are worthy Of the
closest study; and the duplication OF 1
Dutch house. inside and out. should I
prove a fascinating idea. A Dutch l
kitchen. for example Is always de- I
ightful: and the same feeling. car
lied through the entire house. would !
make something rarely distinctive in {
his country. a
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-09-29

San Antonio. Tex.-According to
Jose del Rivero. manager Of the city
Of Mexico bull ring. who Is now on his
way to Spain. where he viii book bull
fights. the highest salary ever paid a
matador will be given to Antonio
Fuentes during his performances at
the Mexican capital next September.
Fuentes viii appear four times. and
for this VIII receive the sum Of $40.
900. or $4,000 for each performance.
This is a higher remuneration than Is
given to the greatest operate stars.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-09-29
Delinquent Chicago UrchIn Testifies to
Good Done Him BY Forward
Ing Gold Piece.

Chicago.-Ten dollars worth Of den
tistry. supplied by the Children's Day
association has reformed a delinquent
Chicago urchin into an honest. indus.
trious boy. A fve-doIlar gold piece re-
ceived in Chicago the other day proves
the transformation.
Joseph Be5lovec, sixteen years old.
Bohemian boy. Il the hero Of the
story. Be5lovec was until a short
time ago a delinquent youth. spent
most Of his time lodging the truant Of
hcer and the rest IN mischief Of more
or less serious nature.
He was arrested and taken before
the Juvenile court There be WAS ex-
amined By the physician attached to
the court and his teeth found to be IN
bad condition. The physician spoke to
the court nurse and the nurse told the
agent Of the Children's Day associa-
ton. The association Is devored 70
relieving emergency cases that appear
before the court. and the agent was IN
terested Immediately.
She gave so to be used in liking
3ejIovec's teeth. AZ soon as this was
lone the Judge told the boy be would |
lot punish him. but would send him
o a farm at Scherville. Inds where
% could work ana If be were willing
o DO 30 could save enough money to
az back the SO.
Be1lovec went to the farm. The
ther day a letter was received at the
hices Of the children's Day associa,
lon In the Woman's Temple. When
was opened a five-dollar gold pieco
piled from the envelope. Il was from
eiioyec. He said he was working
lsadilyi had saved tbs I'VE dollars
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-09-29
ANIMALS At SCHOOL
Not to Learn, But to INSTRUCT
Young Chicago Pupils.
Bugs, Frogs. Puppies. Kittens. Mice
and Other Dumb Candidates Ad.
mltted to lneuleatO Taste for
Mature study.

Chicago.-Kittens. puppies. pigeons,
chickens. rabbits. squirrels. guinea
pigs. Japanese mice. white rats. tad
poles. salamanders. turtles. toads.
frogs. birds. bugs. ants and bees are
some Of the new pupils which a com
mittee Of principals and district su,
perintendents appointed by Mrs. Ella
Fiagg Young has decided TO admit to
the Chicago public schools.
At the head OF alice IN Wonder
land"-or was Il alice IN the Looking
Glass Lewis Carol describes a
court scene In which the jury box Is
just such a strange little menagerio
as this. The idea was one which ap-
pealed powerfully to the imaginations
Of children.
Acting on the same principle. the
school authorities have decided to give
the youngsters in the kindergarten
grades this strange conglomeration Of
school companions. They wish TO IN
culcate In the children a taste for na-
ture study and they believe this the
best way to do t.
With natures living handcraft Be-.
fore them. they feel. the youngsters
interest will be quickened In time
they win come to know their grotesque
schoolmates as well as they do the
little boys and girls who study with
them. and from this win come not
only knowledge that viii be useful.
but a humanity toward all living crea.
lures which win make the lives OF fu-
ture generations OF frogs. tadpoles.
mice. turtles and even salamanders
better worth the living.
The list OF the dumb candidates for
kindergarten work has just been made
out and win be submitted to a mass
meeting OF the principals to be held
with Mrs. Young II Is expected that
all Of them win be allowed to matri
culate.
In a higher grade Of the kindergar.
ten work the children win take up the
feeding Of caterpillars and the study
Of the habits Of crickets and spiders.
The report IN which the strange roster
Of kindergarten pupils is suggested
says:
The kindergarten should aim TO de-
yeloD the sense OF delight IN nature
and Of interesting plays with nature
also the sense Of affection
,te kinship with all living things
short excursions should be taken
'ften. especially IN the spring and fail
rhe purposes Of these excursions
IhouId be to see trees. flowers. grass
md 10 have motor and sense expert
nee IN connection with them. such as
eeding the roughness Of the bark. the
oolness Of the grass. and 50 on: 70 ?
'ather pods n possible. to play with
hadows and sunshine. to watch the
LIQUIDS. to feel the wind and play with J.
There should be many plays with q
ghts and colors. blowing soap hub .
les. using reflected and refraeted
ght and transparencies." q
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-09-29
NEN OF ACTION.


In the rush Ter Alaskan gold men
did not forget to be ready 70 hels
he unfortunate. The author OF Trail
ing and Camping In Alaska" A. ~
Powell. narrates an Incident that oc'
CURED at Valdez. The place was over.
crowded with prospectors and miners.
food was scarce and there was a good
deal OF sickness Many had come
over the glacier. and others had lost
their lives In the attempt
A dog team galloped up and stopped
In front Of the only pretense OF no
tel az Valdez. The night was dark. as
the northern winter nights always are
when the moon Is not shining. Tho
dogs Immediately lay down. almost ex..
hausted from their long trip. and the
two men were soon surrounded By In
curing friends. One OF the two said:
What do you think. fellows7 Just
this side Of saw-Mlii Camp we passed
a woman who was pulling a sled on
which was her sick husband. We ~
monstrated against the undertaking
Of crossing the glacier. but she replied
that they might a. well die up there a.
anywhere else. a. Il meant certain
death 70 stop. Our dogs could only
pull our OUTFIT. and there wasn't grub
enough for all. 80 we were compelled
to leave them. They will b AZ the
last timber tonight. and II somebody
doesn't 80 to their rescue. they viii
Be dead BY this time tomorrow"
A man stepped out from the crowd
and eaid:
-I'll 80 for one. Now who else has
good dog team 10 splice In with
miner
I'm your huekleberry." announced
mother.
It was three o'clock in the morning
,efcrs they had made their selection
Il dogs and were ready to start on
hat hazardous trip.
There goes the best dog team IN
Alaska and driven By the best two
men on earthiy exclaimed a man. as
hey turned a corner and we're gone.
The trail was easily followed. and
DON the nine miles OF level were
assed. The speed slackened only
hen they were ascending the summit.
-hich they reached BY eleven that
forming.
Down. down the steep descent they
Iunged. and BY one o'clock were on
ie glacier and skipping over level
Tound. The poor woman had pulled
Ie sled until she was exhausted. and
d sat down beside her husband. She
Is hidden to seat herself comfort.
iIy while they fastened the two slcds =
gether. Soon they were bounding g
Vay at such a rapid rate Of speed y
at the woman wept for Joy. When 2
ey recrossed the summit the whole y
nge was smoking and the wind q
IS sending the fine snow along the v
rst. 10
Twenty miles to town, and II can II
yer catch u.s." said the driver. m
rownsmen anxiously waited and 70
tched the trail As the team rushed az
they were surrounded by eager. le'
ping hands. They were saved By 80
n, not OF good Intentions only, but 40
men Of instant action" de
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-09-29

They tell me your husband has BE-.
come one Of the easiest and most
graceful after dinner speakers In the
city. understand he has no end Of
engagements@
Yes, and I have to sit up and give
him good dinner after every one Of
them"
After every banquet7"
Yes When he knows they are 60
ing 70 call on him 70 speak he's al
ways too scared TO eat"-New York
Journal
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-09-29

A Wild stab Of sound male he bell.
less AIR waves ahudder
-ugeat guns. what's thati~ cried ne
man across the way.
That replied hla vie IL our
neishbor. Miss seFeech. singing AZ The
open WindoN.
Tho man seowied darkiy.
There should b 90 open sesso,
for windows 10 The schreech famlly.-
~ grizzly declared
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-09-29

Life remarked tho ciericaiiook.
ing Passenger. IL made up q trials. =
Yes reiolnsd the man With ne
prosperous air. just across ne aisle.
~and I'm glad Of r.
'indeedi- exclaimed The el , 10
surprise Why ars yon aladf-
Because expiained he cgher. =
am q lawyer
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-09-29

Maude-poor Joannetfss ff.r -.
fiase vas = great disappointment to
clara-M Married beneath her soclatiy.
I suppose7
haude-oh, no; but her friends ali
predicted the alliance would .nre 49, ~
unhappiIy. and It didn't
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-09-29

Toni undorstand Fred Il engage
90 Miss Gushington. I cant imagine
what 10 can SEQ n that giri 70 maks
him want 10 marry her.
Jack Well. FRED has q mania FOR
Yachting. jon know. and she's such q
breezy creature tina, he naturally took
a fancy 70 her.