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The Detroit times., 1910-08-20
Saturday. August 20,
1910
FATNEss AND TEMPERAMENT

Let me have men about me tina
are fat" so said Caesar, who plainl
believed Nat fatness was a question q
temperament and soul. II In. indeed
one or the things which the most d
mankind vaguely believe-that "a
people are. on the whole. easy.goind
comfortable and good to live with
but, says the Family Doctor. II WI
are to follow Prof. Lyde. n "a ALI
mistake 10 suppose that fatness AM
temperament are connected Whd
makes people fat Is not. az the adad
mas IL, laughter or good temper b,|
climate. From one end OF Denma \
to the other says Prof Lyde "yd
would not find really thin man
which seems rather a hugh genera
ization, even for a professor But
Is supported by reasons. The mel
pie, We are told, live In warm hull
ings and feed on milk and cereal
Moreover, the climate of the oountJ
has not the weight-reducins inf,uend
OF warmer and drier lands. 80 thd
the men get so lazy that thew wi
Lot take the trouble even to Ont n
their rood. We have an idyllic pi|
ture or Denmark as a country wheI
every one spends all his time eatirI
sandwiches. II sounds GLOWING ar|
thirsty.-London Telegraph.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-20
IN THE CHURCHES.

REV. BENJAMIN III. BURTT of Lu
inEton. Mich. Will occupy the pull
of the First Congregational churc
Sunday morning. August 81.
FORT-ST. PRESBYTERIAN Chur,
Rev. r. c. Pence. pastor Mornir
service at 1890. Sermon by Rev. WI
liam Patterson, ID, OF PHILADELPHIA
Topic. Conditions for Entering Il
Kingdom" Evening service at ia
Sermon by Rev. William Patterson, g
pecially for Young Men and Wome
The Sunday evening service Is held
the church house. Bible school at H.:
m. in the church house. Westminst
league at $50 p. m. in the chur'
house. Subject, Thoughts the Test
Character" Mid-week Praise al
Social Service Wednesday at 1880 p.
wOODWARD-AvE. BAPTIST Chur
REV Charles II. Rust. OF Rochest'
VIII occupy the pulpit OF the Woo
ward-ave. Baptist church on Sunday.
the morning his subject will be 1T
Spirit Of the Church" and In the eve
ing he viii speak on THE Create
Question OF the Age"
JEFFERSON-AVE. PRESBYTERIA
Church. corner Jefferson-ave. and II
ward Rev. A. III. Barr. pastor. Re
ular service. IL a. m. Rev. Rockw,
s. Drank. pastor Independent Presb
terrain church. Savannah. Ga, w
preach. Regular afternoon service
4. Mr.. David Friday, University
Michigan. will speak on THE Creed
the Reformer." All are welcome. Tai
Jefferson or Trumbull cars.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-20
IDENTIFYING AN ARIST0CRAT

Earl Spencer was the first Lo,
Lieutenant Of Ireland created by M
Gladstone and he has been a memb,
OF every Liberal administration sin,
then excepting the present. The
Is no doubt that, but for bad healt
he would be member OF the presel
cabinet.
1t was in the days OF his lord lie
tenancy that he was nicknamed tf
Red Earl title that has only IA
en- into disuse since age whitened Il
great red beard which used to spred
over his lordship's chest.
A good story Is told apropos of Ea
Spencer's red beard
The earl, as Lord Lieutenant. WI
watching a shooting match at Il
Dublin rife range, when he was q
costed by pert looking messeng|
boy.
Please, SORT" he said. "Mistherl
is waitin' 10 speak wild you. He sd
will yez come at vance,
Are you not making a mistake, n
lad?" asked the earl.
No, your honor" answered the ID
with inconvenient frankness. IL wi
tculd 10 look for the man wild Il
ginger whiskcrs. M. A. p.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-20

II looks as IL the promoter OF
schemes for dumping worthless stock
upon the more feeble-minded part OF
the public were getting near the end
of his tether. Reputable publications
the country over are turning down
get.rich-quick ads, and are sub1ecting
all stock offers to close examination
The Saturday Evening Post, NC
Clures, Everybody's and Golfers are
active in the suppression OF financial
fakes. The Philadelphia North
American refuses promotion copy
from any source unless satisfactory
evidence is produced OF the intrinsic
value of the stock offered, as well as
of the character and standing OF the
men who offer II.
The Los Angeles Evening Express
and the Record have given notice that
they will refuse to sell their space
TO any mining, oil, or other promoted
company. unless satisfactory state
ment OF it's financial condition, includ-
ing its dividend-earning capacity Is
made.
Speaking on Official supervision OF
promotion advertising at late meet
ing of the Pacific Coast Advertising
Mems club, William A. Mears, OF Los
Angeles, said:
And thus we see that there are
men engaged in the newspaper field
whose moral sense has risen beyond
the spirit OF commercialism or love OF
gain; and 1t is to be sincerely hoped
that the example and lead OF these
great publications will be speedily
followed by many others throughout
the United States.
And II the men who are engaged In
soliciting business for the various
The Detroit times., 1910-08-20
Richest Mans Summer Day

richest the world has adopted a
Forest Hill Here IL
a NJ
the weather Is nne
a M a of coffee.
nj whatever business he may have
3 m
a. m. m.-Luncheon.
m. D.
worries
with friend neighbor or
member of his church
$50 D.. m.-Dnner.
! ID. n m.-Bed
The Detroit times., 1910-08-20

while OF the great incident of this les
son. The road sweeps around the
side OF the Mount OF Olives on a rea-
sonable grade until suddenly a turn
OF the road and the sharp declivity of
the Valley Of Hinnom (Gehenna)
brings Jerusalem into full view In a
moment. Time and again we walked
over part OF the road and noted where
the Master halted the little procession
and wept over the city, saying, 20,
Jerusalem, Jerusalem, thou that killest
the prophets and stonest them which
are sent unto thee, how often would
have gathered thy children together,
even as hen gathereth her chickens
under her wing (for safety, and We
would not! Behold, your house is left
unto you desolate. For l say unto
you, We shall not see men henceforth,
till (that day when) We shall say,
blessed Is he that cometh in the name
OF the Lord. "-(Matt. 23:37:39)
Our heart went out in sympathy for
the Jewish people. We recalled how
they have been nationally left desc
late" for eighteen centuries, and have
been prosecuted, even, alas. by those
who have named the name OF Christ!
We specially rejoiced to think that
the time OF Jacobs trouble" will soon
be over-that the time when they
will enter into the~New Covenant re-
lationship with God will soon be at
hand. Ger. 1881; Rom. HE'D. We
rejoiced to think that soon Emmanuel
In the glory OF His kingdom will be re-
vealed, and that all flesh shall behold
the glory of that kingdom. Then the
Lord will pour upon Israel the spirit
of prayer and OF supplication and they
shall look upon him whom they pierced.
Czech. 1910. We rejoice to think
that that day" when they shall say
BLESSED Is he that cometh in the
name OF the Lord" Is nigh at hand.
But. we reflect. correspondence, the
time of special favor to spiritual Is
rael must be drawing to a close.
That spot where Jesus stopped to
prophesy Israel's future was the same
one over which, little later. the army
of Titus marched to the destruction OF
Jerusalem, and. amidst famine, finally
accomplished the destruction OF the
city, taking, according to records,
ninety thousand prisoners. One
million. one hundred thousand, were
said to have persisted through famine
and war. The ground around the City
OF Jerusalem the Romans planted
thick with crosses, on which Jews
were crucified until there was room
for no more. says history.
The Great Teachers entry into
Jerusalem caused considerable com
motion. He went directly to the
Temple and ordered from 1t the
money-changers and dove-sellers who
had no right within its hallowed pre-
cincts. Thus was fulfilled the pro-
phecy. "The zeal OF thine house has
consumed me-" The poor. the blind
the lame. again had his ministries
Again the chief religionists OF the
time were vexed and considered him
an intruder upon their arrangements
and were displeased with the multi
tude's shouting his praises as the
Messiah. the Son OF David. They re-
buked the Teacher, who answered,
Scripturally, out OF the mouths OF
babes and stockings thou hast per-
fected praise Matt. 2t:16; Psalms
So.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-20
TALKED ESPERANTO IN
HIS SLEEP

When Mr.. Smith-your intima
friend Smith--awoke the other mon
ing he was greeted by his wife Wi
this:
MY sweet boy, do you know VI
came home late last night and tn
you talked in your sleep?'
Great Scott. No. did II" ga
Smith, badly. agitated. What did
say? Tell me-
Il just couldn't make 1t all out, b
1t sounded like ante-upjack D
stake
"Oh, yes. my dear. was reciting
little esperanto that a friend w
teaching me; intended to tell II
you when | came home. 1t near
How is my darling girl tonight?' =
Philadelphia Times.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-20
Hooked

"Pshaw!" exclaimed Miss Yerner
impatiently. I'm sure well miss the
opening number. We've waited a
good many minutes for that mother oil
mine"
Hours, should say" Mr.. Sloman
retorted, rather GROSSLY.
ours? Oh, George!" she cried,
and laid her blushing cheek upon his
shirt frontl-Argonaut
The Detroit times., 1910-08-20
No OIL There.

Il hear, Mrs. Parvenu, that your
son Is a great student, and passes
most Of his time over the midnight
oil"
There isn't word OF truth, about
that oil, ma 'am: we have gas all over
the house, and Alfred has a whole
chanticleer in his room. Oil, indeed"
And the naughty dame tossed her
head. Puck.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-20
Vaudeville Ethics

THAT vaudeville artist is kicking
about the place We gave his article"
He has the first page said the
magazine editor.
But a star isn't supposed TO be a
curts in-raiser In the vaudeville
world kansas City Journal.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-20
His Good Time.

"How's vacation, Johnnie?'
Bully, Fell of shed, most got
drowneded. tipped over beehive,
was hooked ty COW, Jim Spindles
licked me twice, an | got two stone
bruises an Il stiff neck!"-Cleveland
plain Dealer
The Detroit times., 1910-08-20

This doesn't smell like the last
gasoline had" said the man who
recently bought an automobile.
ITS all right, sir" said the garage
man. you're getting used to It,
Yonkers Statesman.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-20
Il win Be Elected" Is
Burrows Estimate Of
Michigan Intelligence
FOR All He Has Done Against Re-
pubiIcanlsrs, He Expects No Re-
buke from Michigan Repuh-,
{. ileans--HoM Do Michigan
Republicans Like 1T

DO
#ll Republicans Like TT the be.
kt lief his part that a representative
in Washington Michigan the utmost extreme of
political recreancy without the least fear Of retrbuon
particularly this because the who has
took his seat Wash
ingon stands dscredted President Taft
the to which
being rebuked other section the country
appreciate which helped make
Republican pa pledge Burrows his positive
ness he will be returned.
al appreciate the fact helped violation
of parys pledge for the withdrawal Of the cont
faith in Repubcansm' he further.
appreciate that the tariff bill which helped make was
special and the few and with nsd
Grafton for the pocebooks people the majority
he continues
appreciate poor mans dollar buys less today than
ever before in the history o. the country
appreciate the fact that the cost fo0dst and OF clothing and
Of shoes higher it before he still goes on
And then says effect, in his boast:
Michigan, where other Republicans either take no
notice Of these things, or do not care
am to blame but the Republicans going
~ AM FROM GOOD OLD REGULAR REPUBLICAN AND
GOOD OLD REGULAR REPUBLICAN MICHIGAN GOING TO LET ME
GO BACK AND FURTHER TARNIsH REPUBICANIsM AND DIG
DEEPER INTO PEOPLE THAT THE RICH AND
POWERFUL INTERESTS WHICH HAVE REPRESENTED MAY BE
FURTHER REPRESENTED AND BECOME MORE RICH AND MORE
POWERFUL
This what Senator you Mr. Republican Wage
Farmer.
This you Republican Farmer who
nR what for machinery and getting for the
products from your farm pleased
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT.
How do you fancy being told that you like it,
having presumed this
Do YOU think Senator ought to be returned'
We believe that opponent Mr. Townsend could
with grace Michigan citizenship
scented in his party fully expects be elected.
All the signs across the land point his direction.
The highest citizenship width breadth Mich
igan to Mr.. Townsend
The citizenship really what the matter with
Senator Adrchs health
It's his political political health of his party that
affected in Adrchs
sentiment reflected in the voting Kansas and Iowa
which caused Beverly
announcement brought Cannon the term Of "owad
It this prompted the attack Of Congressman
Longwoh generally regarded cowardce in
Beverly.
the result of the elections this fall where
show their heads shall spell REBUKE
That why Michigan should Charles E. Townsend
Admittedly for the by temperament
own and no other mans will
His election REBUKE OF BURROWS the bring
ing about Michigan would be doing herself proud
The Detroit times., 1910-08-20
Genuine Genius.

Jones is a genius"
81 never thought much of his
poems"
They are not the reason. He sue
ceeds in selling them.'-Buffalo Ex-
press.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-20
The Last Straw.

The eliminating insult to the Del
ocrats is that they couldn't furnii
fight enough. so the Republicans hi
to go to fighting each other.--St. Lou
Post-Dispatch.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-20

An air buffer for locomotives has
been invented which, 1t is claimed
will prevent serious damage in a col
lision.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-20
Baby was in the yard 4.

Baby was In the yard.
There was also a well In the yard
but somebody had left the cover od
There was no one to watch bab1
However, children when left alon|
become self-reliant. -
This one. for Instance, got dow
the deep, deep well all by itself.
THE END.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-20

Senator Burrows says he is con-
fident of being returned to the United
States senate.
The senator may be right, and,
again, he may not be.
At any rate, his boast, made in
Harbor Beach, indicates Senator Bur
rows opinion Of the intelligence Of
the Republican voters Of his state.
His confidence amounts to the be.
lief on his part that representative
The Detroit times., 1910-08-20
ISRAEL'S KING REJECTED.
Matthew sIn-17-Auxu.t ~.

OF
n
The Washington times., 1910-05-11
It's The Sure
Dandruff Cure

Men and women, be sensible; what IS
the use wasting time and money trying
20 drive dandruff and dsndrUf germs from
the scalp when Henry Evans guarantees
Partisan sage to completely rid your scalp
Of daud-uff tn two weeks OF money back
Mrs F. J. AIoreau- o Oak st. Concord,
y H. wrote Nov 1. 1909 Partisan
SAGE has dorfs wonders En my case as q
dandruf cure. for my scalp was in bad
condition-
In over thousand towns I'm America
news Of the marvellous cures of Partisan
SAGE IS spreading It Is undoubtedly
the greatest hair grow n the world
Il viii stop itching s,1lp and falling hair
I'm two weeks. or money back
II resreshes the scalp. gives Il a delight
flIl. comforting feeling. and Is not sticky
or greasy
It puts the radiance o. sunshine into
v-omans hair. and women who use it
regularly are sure 20 have fascinating hair.
II makes hafr grow Profusely; yet silky and
lovely.
A large generous bo,tle only costs 80
cents az druggists everywhere anC az
Henry Evans Girl wit. the Auburn hair
on every bottle
Mail orders fTed charges prepaid by
Ciro1x Mfg Co. Buffalo, n Y
The Washington times., 1910-05-11

"H NH5is. R5i5s. i5... an. .-,.., r.-.--,,
going TO the receiver, this
IS Earth
Are you the individual whom L
Canopus-have addressed before?" asked
the voice.
I an, " reT lied Elverso-
Then continued the Napoleon Of the
universe, Il want 70 tell you, If you
don't already know Il, that about sew
enIy stars larger than yourself are
tumbling in your direction at a pretty
rapid gait, ana that IN about twelve OF
yOdr hours more there will be no such
thing as the earth, nor any Mars-no.
not even a solar system"
"Indeed?T replied Elversou sarcss-
tfcaIIy- 1t is most delightfully."- kind II
you to give us this cheerful inforra-
ton. You are a paragon Of courtesy
I have only this 20 say &C you con
tinued the voice violently and harshly-
.rhat If you want 70 surrender on The
+ terms 7 first asked YOU. there is still
! tfneI can stop the headlOng fight Of
/ the stars fa one hour But If you don't
look out for yourself
And I have only this to say 70
YOU said Elverson peremptorily, that
/ II you don't stop them without our Civ
/ ing In TO your terms. you are going 70
/ get a taste OF your own medicine
! There was an angry mUttering IN re-
I ply. but that was all, and conmunlca-
4 ton stopped
/ one hour later, a. Elverson was
/ hastily taking his luncheon IN his ONCE,
f report came from tho plant that the
{ wiring was ready TO be lDspuected ana
I tested Without waiting 10 lnlSu the
I lunch. FIverson seized his OVercoaL and
hat and sought the elevator smart 20
] descend 10 the surface He naS5ene0
I IN the endorsement y here Tnirred the
] huge cOnverrerS and other apQl1anceS-
Z Two hours were consumed mlnUJely IN
spectinE the system which nad neen
I ~fgzed 10 merely from rude pencil
/ drafts although very intricate WORK
/ was required
HasteuinE hack TO his Office he
sought Calcutta on the wireless system
I - T~4-rta had Immediately been IN
structed TO duplicate the New hoTh
r7ans Of irduction-CharElnE the edrtl
an its hemisphere side He questioned
! them closely and was finally Satisned
..F-yer~thfng'S all ready at Calcutta
said F7verSon enthusiastically as he
closed communication with the plants
on the other Ie OF the earth and
turned 10 Bardi. who was in the Office
i with him.
Vow. operator. get the observat tories
70 report. and. John. get an O. h on
{ the separations in Jersey at the gen
/ orators and from the plant
/ When ali was ready Ef-erson person
af1v INSPECTED the switch connection Y
the Office In q few moments a 1lltl al
~ezdy-- was Eiven from the UeCnanlcd
offices. The obServatories told that tn
nearest stars were now but thirty hour,
The Washington times., 1910-05-11
Raps At President

DiscIaiminE intent to say unkind
t-ings Of the President, Senator DoIIi-
Yer said
Men have crowded TO the front II
lis Administration who have not had
the welfare OF the party or OF the coun-
Try a. nearr-
Senato4 Deliver denied that Attorney
General Wickershan had authority 20
read anyone out Of the Republican
party Coins into the workings Of the
tariff law, he said most of the redUc-
tons were so trivial as 10 be ridiculous
and were generally on articles exported
Senator Cuumins, who, like DOIiiveT,
was given a great ovation, discussed es-
paciaUy the growth of corporations said
-he present Republican leaders were IN
eaEue with those corporations and
.aIed for the defeat - fnlith, Hill, and
~ enuedy- He declared that The present
4 vision IL the Republican party IS not
DhemeraI and that IL Is a movement Of
4 ae people and not merely 70 crafty
\ erSonal ambition
The Washington times., 1910-05-11
CHAPTER TX.
The Heavenly Battlefield.


RY carefully noting the times at which
II Canopus had communicated with
the earth. and figuring with his astrono-
mers the probable diUrnaI motion OF
Canopus. EIverson felt certain that the
individual who was endeavoring 10 rule
the universe was operating from the
southern hemisphere Of his world
Therefore, in order 10 conceal his
march from the observation OF the
grasping Napoleon, the attacking gen
eraI waited till his calculations told him
that the southern hemisphere Of Can
opus was turned away, then sisnaled
Achernar and Mars TO start ar the best
POSSIBLE speed. He figured the indi-
vldual on Can0pUs as acting entirely
alone. without help. o. even perhaps the
knowledge Of his feIlOw-Citizens, and
shat ne had no one watching the heavens
from the northern hemisphere
Within twenty-one hours all three Of
/ the invading spheres were so near 70
It that the temperatures began 70 Tlse,
and the light from Campus vas per
Ceptible- For six more hours the march
went on. The earth and Mars ceased rs
artificial lighting and heating altogether,
and basllea IN the influence OF Acnernar
and Cauopus.
Suddenly there came a message Of dis
tTtsS from Mars
Something got to be done said the
voice Of PanOrus eZcitedly- Gu vol
3 canoes are splitting fire and lava ana
{ there have been two heavy earthqIakes-
AS far as we can comprehend IT, very
subtle wave Of electricity has penetrated
I our screen. Our meters on our Whole
southern hemisphere are in state OF
disturbance
That settles II. then replied Elver-
! son. well have 10 attract that wave
Z and analyze it and divert IL. Get your
{ electricians on the wire and tell them 20
/ get ready for heavy work I'll tell them
Z how TO 90 at the work
I The Continuation of This Story VIE
BE Found In Tomorrow
Issue of The Times.
The Washington times., 1910-05-11
Senators DOlliver and Cum-'
Minis Open Battle With
StandpatteTS.
TARIFF LAW SCORED,
TAFT is CRITICISED
Much Involved IN Outcome of Con
test-Old Leadership Is
Denounced.

Before an audience of 10000 peO-
pie. the battle for control between
the progressives and standpatters IN
Iowa was opened In earnest last night
in Des HIoines. where Senators Dol
liver and Cummins spoke. They dis
cussed the tariff, denounced the ex-
listing tariff law. scored the old lead
ership in Senate and House, and told
Of the legislative situation in Wash
inEton- President Taft himself did
not escape without criticism
The contest now on in Iowa VIII
determine which faction shall control
the next State convention, what sort
Of platform that convention VIII
adopt w--ether the progressive can
didate. Garst. shah be nominated for
governor. or whether Governor Car
roll a sJandpatJer. shall be renoni-
mated
The outcome in several Congressional
districts also is involved Especially
are the fates Of Representatives Walter
I. Smith, John A. T. Hull, and Charles
A. Kennedy in doubt They are mouse
regulars. who have always taken a
stand with the Cannon forces They
, IRE being fought by the insurgents ~
Drogressives II Iowa. and Senator's
CImmins and DoIliver are out against
them openly
The primaries which viii be held June
practically viii settle the contest as
70 control IN the state and in the Con
gressionaI districts The state cOnven-
ton viii not be held until August
Respects to Tariff
Senator DoIIiver in his speech devoted
most OF his attention to the tariff bsIL
He alluded to the President as the
''titular leader Of the Republican
party, which he said meant, "a good
man surrounded by people who knew
exactly what they wanted" Senator
Aldrich was sharply criticised and
Speaker Cannon did not escape
Ruin 10 the Republican party was
predicted by beth Senator'S Cumnins
and DoIIiver Il It remained In contro
OF the eact1nary-- leaders
In the course Of his speech, Senator
D0uIver took direct issue with the idea
promulgated By President Taft that INT
tarifI law is the best ever passed and
} aid
Not only do denounce such tariff
1 legislation, but am not particularly
.nam0red Of those who passed it.
4. IF 71Fc0 protests against such = bill
and Is derided and ridiculed, what can b,
the moral status Of such pirates who
threaten Congress and who have be-
come a nucleus around which the Re
publican party is supposed TO rally tC
preserve its solidarity.
The fight against such Unfaithfu
y adership IT, the Republican party Is
hot in Massachusetts, Gs II is il
II wa