Middletown transcript., 1910-02-19

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When you get IS interested in the
feathered tribe, as oue Of our prO'ni"ent
brethren, then possibly on Washington's
birthday and such like holidays. you will
feed them canned corn, beams and toma-
toes. Il is M indisputable Tact that our
friend referred 70 does this, and then he
is go much bound up in his feline pet,
that he kills the chickens be 90 carefully
feeds, to tickle "billy's" appetite.
That on one day last week 40 autOmO-
bite Yves seen flying up Pennsylvania
Avenue, Washington, D. c., heading for
BILLS" containing two Of our prominent
citizens and thst they we're certainly en-.
ioyiRg themselves 20 the limit. Now
when this is shareed.up to the frm will
IL appear ON tho expensa account as ian
''incidsntal'' sF ''ioy ride"
Jean McCoy hes . mule sick With blood
poisou and lsst weak specialist was
called Ia from Wilmington TO prescribe
what difference between the poor chill.
dren Of the city tensments and the cOun'
cry mnls7 Mules cost money.
Well, JohnI you Certaiuly have dDS
collection. let me see now, there's A., p.
NJ, and A., that's 30; we'll keep up the
good work aud you will soon havS one
for every dayJn the week.
WsehingtOn. D. c., is great place TO
spend q hoIsymOOD, ain'E it Daniel
Some people hsvs to wait for May though
TO see that city as lie best.
Mont Of our manageable young men
seem to be afflicted With the thinning OF
Gheir Ehatches.
When the uncOnquerabls Joseph starts
in TO talk "spreader." is up 20 his lis'
tener to commence fiIling-out his note.
What 10 it that attracts Mike to our |
town 90 much2 Why don't you marry |
the girl is the title of the latest and most
popular song.
That Harry NJ, is certainly fond Of
flowers,
That Mias R. W., is now past the rib |
breaking stage, is safe, sound and quiet
in single harness.
The young ladies sewing circle met ct
the home Of Miss Florrie BlOme on Mon
day evening last when every body's bust |
ness was fully and freely discussed to she
merest detail.
The purpoee Of the session Eas the cell !
lec.iDg and preparing Of many articles for
their many 'bOps" chests, let us all ihsFs.
| fore fondly hope and tFusa that there will
not be many aud beartrendinR disap.
pointments.
That there are no peroxides in town,
lis ell real. Ask them.
That there are quite few OF our farm.
era who are studying the science Of thing
around she farm, one OF whom 10 certain |
gentleman by she name Of A. P. Corbit |
residing in Odessa. Il ussd 70 Be, and 10
yet with . few men, shat they farmed for |
pssttime. aud whore we zee Il. such have
our sympathy.
That , certain blushirg debutants Of
our town cav she ed anniversary Of her
birth on Sunday last, and thas on Mon.
day morning upon arrival 81 her OGicS
che wGs presented BY her fellows with |
q elegant AineTican beauties purchased |
Of Charles Jones. The recipient was |
nightly moved when the presentation |
ives made and in return made . very |
fitting speech, at the conclusion Of which |
she asked her hearers IL they thought |
that Mr. Jones would exchange the bali.
smokes for q piecs Of liver.
That . gentIeman ~ half fall Of Che
wine that causes some to blubbeF, blew
into our town on Saturday night and upon
standing up at one Of our local bars said
be had iust made date with one Of she
respected young ladies Of our town. The
stranger was called . liar 70 his teeth and |
iOund the atmosphere so oppressive hsrS-
abOuSs shat be Immediately liked TO the
quiet and peaceful borough of Townsend |
In decided hurry.
That we think more Of she other fol. |
lows wife and sisters than they usually |
do In some communities aud thas we
nercely hate those that don't.
That certain gentleman, Arthur by
nsue, would Just ss soon Hghs Ss eat and
that therefore you should Be careful %
TO Just what you cay 70 him.
That the joint congregation Of The
Presbyterian Church on Sunday thor.
oughly enjoyed the change and the diff
fsrent talks by the RevS. Moore and
Collins.
That the Rev. DR.. v. 8. Collins d q
friend Of God |
Did yea aver meet tbe woman who has
friend whose sons vile had d child
who suffered from ths same complaint
that you have and that oil ths doctors in
the world couldn't cure II. Poor chance
for youi
Cheer up yeu'll soon b dad.