The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-06-21
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Pointed Tales as Related to Youngs
by Thespiaas. :.

Pointed Tales as Related to Ycung's
by Thespians.
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The other night Rose Stahl, in the
Chorus Lady came out of her dress
ing room in thoughtful mood, This
world cerrainy does spank its les.
sons into me" she sighed, "and
scmtimes II uses an amazingly big
spank for an amazingly little lesson.
That's what the San Francisco earth
quake did to the husband of a friend
OF mine. The house they lived in was
an old frame affair and when the
shock came il settled gently forward
and ont went the bed, all standing.
on to the sidewalk The wife sprang
oat of the bed on one side, and re-
garded her husband on the other
Well she said. this Will teach you
to wear a nightshirt in the futurel
July Young's Magazine.
Drink said Robert Edison, beckon-
ing TO the waiter, SIS great evil
Both my father confessor and my bar
Der agree on that.
The father went in the other day
to get shave He observed that the.
the barber was suffering from re-
cent celebration but decided to take
q chance. In few moments the bar
ber's razor had nicked the fathers
cheek
There Pat, you have cut me,
said the priest as he raised his hand
and carcssed the wound
'Yis. yr rly'rance. answered the
barber
That shows you, continued the
priest in tone OF censure, what the
use OF liquor will do.
Yis, yr rlv'rance, replied the bar
Der humhly. II makes the skin TIM
der July Young's Magazine.
@lIe who gets married. sadly said
III B. Warner alias Jimmie Valentine
on the stage, gets caught Look at
my best friend who has only been
married a month. A chandelier fell
In the night at his house. and in the
morning at breakfast he said to his
/ wife with a laugh:
What did you think. my love.
when you heard the chandelier fall
in the dead silence Of the night?
thought, darling his wife ans
wered, that you had been detained on
I business again and were getting up
stairs as quietly as You could ~
July Young's Magazine.
You people who have always been
able to so to bed when you want to
cause you have a bed of your own IA
go to- said Dorothy Donnelly don't
know how to appreciate your blessing
Travel the one night show route for
7 a season and learn. | did The man
ager Of the company | belonged TO IN
that dark and dismal period was the
NEST patient creature alive. Every
one else growled but he did his best
for us al. smiled at his own discom
fort and said nothing. But one night
we struck hotel which was TOO much
even for him.
p In the Z ay light OF early morning
he faced he night clerk resoultely
You gave me the worst bed in the
hotel. he began, indignation in his
voice and eyes. There Is no differ
ence in the beds sir, said the clerk
respectfully If that is 50. said the
manager perhaps you wouldn't mind
!, giving ne the room on the left OF
mine for an hour or two
IL is is occupied. sir
It know 1t is. by a man who
snored all night, and was still at il
ten minutes ago His bed must be
better than mine. or he couldn't sleeg
at maximum capacity Of sound eight
hours on a stretch
The beds are all alike. sir That
man has been here before, and ne al
ways sleeps ON the floor July
Young's Magazine