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The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-05-07
Professional Directory of LDaAowa County
He Came Down.

SAY" said a young swell TO chum,
"you wouldn't believe that Jack had
so much spunk; but, 'pon my word. he
called down cabby last night. He's
sorry for it today, however"
"Why"
'The cabby came down."
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-05-07
An urkind Retort.

"You made fool of me!' exclaimed
the angry husband.
Call yourself fool II you wish. my
dear calmly rejoined his tantaiizing-
" placid wife. "but remember that you
have always claimed to be a self made
man"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
The Sky Pirate.

haps caretaker will tell OF hearing
strange sounds overhead at night. The
newspapers take 1t up and urge a
more stringent enforcement of the
aviation laws.
One night rocket scars up over
the city. II is the signal which every
policeman has been prepared to give,
and 1t points the culprit's line OF
fight toward the west.
With a whir OF angry engines one
Of the waiting machines swooped from
her perch. Swiftly she climbs up
ward, hunting for her quarry. Her
two men see the shining double chain
OF Broadway lights wink out at one
place and then fash back again. That
was where the pirate craft went by.
The pursuers swerve toward her trail,
leaping In a terrific downward slide.
The man in uniform sees her first ard
points her out TO his taut-nerved COM
panion. They have the upper plane
OF her, and as they follow her out
above the silent river the man at the
wheel coaxes his quivering mount
higher and higher still
At a word from him the man In uni
form unfolds the wicked little four
fiuked anchor. With q turn OF its
silken cord brought around the alum
inum keelpost he lowers II until il is
swinging 100 feet below them. The
man at the wheel wheedles a few
more revolutions a second out OF his
groaning engines, Then. gently. he
turns down the forward rudder The
silken anchor cord trails wh!stling be-
hind them like the tail of kite. That
sickening plunge ovcUakes the fugi-
tive as II she were standing still.
A scared face looks up at theml
The dark craft tries to swerye. but II
Is too late. The pursuer goes over
her like a whirlwind. The man at the
wheel ramps her upward to take the
shock, and then the assailants hear
the crunching OF metal as the little
anchor sets its teeth in the pirates
frame.
A shrek comes from below. The
line slackens suddenly. They see the
dark aeroplane reel and go sidewise,
overturned. hopeless and out OF con.
troll. The man in uniform cuts the
line with one sweep OF the knife he
had laid beside him for the purpose.
In a fiuttering. broken spiral the
wounded machine plunges down 400
feet and is wrecked Just such n
chase may never be seen in the skies
OF Manhattan. Certainly It will not
until there are aeronauts OF differ
ent stamp from the fellows who take
up the great flyers of to-day. A bur.
glar alarm is mighty good thing to
have on that roof deor. anyway
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
a Z NJ z NJ q Z r
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for COUGHS Z COLDS s
WHAT HE CONSIDERED FAIR
Surprise Even to Persuasive
Claim Agent

Up in Minnesota Mr.. Olsen had
COW killed by railroad train. In
due season the claim agent for the
railroad called:
I'VE understand. Of course, that the
deceased wac very docile and valu-
able animal" said the claim agent in
his most persuasive claim-agentleman-
ly manner. "and we sympathize with
you and your family In your loss. But,
Mr.. Olsen. you must remember this:
Your COW had no business being upon
our tracks. Those tracks are our pri-
vate property and when she invaded
them she became trespasser. Tech
ically speaking. you, as her owner.
became trespasser also. But we
have no desire to carry the issue into
court. and possibly give you trouble.
Now. then. what would you regard as
fair settlement between you and the
railroad company"
"Vall." said Mr.. Olsen slowly. "Ay
baen poor Swede farmer. but Ay shall
give you two dollars. s."-Everybody's.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
NATURAL ACT FOR MOTHER
Women Understand That Not Heroisn
but Simply Love Prompted
se'f-saerIfee.

A few days ago. in somewhat
squalid neighborhood, house caught
fire. The flames shot quickly through
the litter on the floor and the untidy
array OF clothing on the walls. A wom-
an talking with neighbor ran scream
Ing to the house and without an In
stants hesitation sprang through the
smoking doorway into what already
seemed an inferno. A moment later
she staggered out, her hands and
face blackened and bllstered and her
clothing on fire. In her arms she bore
her baby, safe from harm.
The afternoon papers came out with
the story, printed under headlines ex-
tolling this mothers heroism. Men
read II on the street cars, and as their
eyes cleaned with the stirring of the
spirit which leaps to greet noble deeds
they said: THAT woman dared TO do
what most men would be afraid to do"
But the mothers who read II at home
did not think that way. Perhaps the
danger of the baby, the wrecking OF
the home and the burns the woman
suffered brought moisture TO their
eyes, but to them the act was not one
of heroism--it was simply what any
natural mother, no matter how timid.
would do under the same circum-
stances.-Cleveland Leader.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
Was eettIna Monotonous.

handsome woman who had been
so unfortunate as to hnd occasion TO
divorce not one but several husbands
was returning from Nevada. In Chi
cago she happens to meet her first
husband, for whom. by the way, she
always has entertained a real affec-
tlon.
Upon my soul, II II isn't Charliel"
exclaimed the ex-wife. cordially shak
ing hands with the gentleman whose
name she formerly had borne. I'm
awfully glad to see you. Charliel"
Then, after a wistful expression had
come to and been banlshed from her
coDntenance. she added:
"old chap, I've often wondered
where you were and what you were
doing. II was too bad we didn't get
on better together. hope your ex-
perience hasn't been as unpleasant as
mine. I'm Just sick and tired OF mar
rying strangers
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
Completely PauperIzed.

Albert w. Hebberd. New york's
charity expert. said at a recent din
ner:
The great danger OF charity is its
pauperizing effect. This effect must
be avoided. or the recipients will all
become Jack Ranches.
Jack Hanch, on the score OF bad
health, never worked, and the pastor
of the Methodist church, man whose
heart sometimes outrnn his head. sent
the idler and his family weekly gifts
OF food and clothing supported the
whole crew, In fact
"a church visitor, after listening to
Jacks complaints one day, said:
Yes. of course. you have had bad
health. we know that: but one thing
at least you ought to be thankful for.
and that is our pastors kindness In
sending you all this bread and meat
and Jelly and blankets. and so on.
Don't you think II is good of him to
look after you so well?'
"'Good OF hlm7' said Jack, impa.
tiently. Why. what's he for?'"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
REST AND PEACE
Fall Upon Distracted Households
When Cuticura Enters.

Sleep for skin tortured babies and
rest for tired, fretted mothers Is found
in a hot bath with Cuticura Soap and
a gentle amounting with Cuticura Oint-
ment. This treatment, In the major.
ity of cases, affords immediate relief
in the most distressing forms of Itch
ing, burning, scaly, and crusted hu-
mors. eczema. rashes, inflammations.
irritations. and chafings, of infancy
and childhood, permits rest and sleep
TO both parent and child. and points
to a speedy cure, when other remedies
fail. Worn-out and worried parents
will find this pure, sweet and econom-
ical treatment realizes their highest
expectations, and may be applied to
the youngest infants as well as chill.
dren of all ages The Cuticura Rem.
edies are sold by druggists every
where. Send to Potter Drug G. Chem.
Corp, sole proprietors, Boston. Mass,
for their free 32-page Cuticura Book on
the care and treatment OF skin and
scalp OF infants, children and adults.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01

Mrs. Dolan lived In district which
was not as favorable for the outdoor
household experiments recommended
by the Ladies' Helper as II might have
been. This fact Mrs. Dolan was rapid.
ly assimilating. and in manner not
80 uncommon as It might be she
blamed the estimable periodical for
her difficulties.
Il wisht ! had holt O. that woman
that runs the Handy Hints depart.
ment." she remarked TO her husband
one morning after an early excursion
into the back yard, whence she re-
turned in high dudgeon.
II fought you fought she was a
grand wan" said Mr.. Dolan, cautious
ly testing his cup Of tea
We'll, I've changed me mind, as
I've the rights TO do" replied his wife
She said to put sody on thin stains
in the tablecloth, and Fave Il out over
night ON the line. an they'd be gone
entirely whin morning come. Sure tbs
the tablecloth that's gone-the de-
saving woman that she is!"-Youth's
Companion.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
NOW THE SKY Thief
Aeroplane May Figure in Crime
as Well as in War.
Prediction That the Winged Burglar
or "sky Pirate" as He Might
Be Called, VIII Soon
Be Here.

New York.-Now that aeroplane
companies engage to turn out ma
chine for anybody ut catalogue prices
and skilled pilots are counted by the
score and multiply from month to
month, those who have watched the
growth of aviation most closely are
speculating upon the probable appear
ance of the aeroplane burglar, or SKY
pirate" as he might be called. He
is not likely to be long In coming.
once the noise of the aerial motor
can be suppressed.
The aeroplane's best friends have
to own that its very virtues fit II for
a career Of crime. II goes fast and
far, Il leaves no track behind 1t can
escape from any pursuer except one
of It's own kin, and even then a chase
would be most uncertain one. Worst
OF all, II the birdman is minded rather
like vulture than like an eagle he
can strike his prey in its most vul-
nerable part. The easiest access to
locked house is to be had from over
head, as any city dweller can see for
~ NiAA 81 W. ehhN AOch a.
the door In his own roof.
A hinge of strap iron. or at best an
iron bar, fastened with a paddock that
would yield like paper to skilfully
handled Jimmy" is all that prevents
the ordinary trapdoor from being
lifted from without. Indeed. the roof
is the usual route of the robber OF
vacant houses. and 1t is only the diff
ficulty OF reaching it that keeps such
crimes from being far more common
than they are.
Only one step more in aviation is
needed to make the aeToplane the
burglars mount. 1t must be made to
alight upon restricted space. such as
the roof of a house, and to go up
from the same spot without difficulty.
When that time has come It is easy
TO forecast what is likely to happen.
First the police will hear frequent
complaints that vacant houses have
been entered by way of the roof. Per
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
The Most No,IceabIe chance.

so you have lived in Europe for 25
years? That's a long time for a man
TO be away from his own country"
Yes, It is, and I'm mighty glad to
be home again.
Il suppose you notice great many
changes?'
Yes. many"
What, II may ask. is the greatest
change that has come to your notice ?"
"The greatest change, IT seems TO
me, is to be found in the fact that the
vice-president of the United States
succeeds in getting his name in the
paper nearly as often as he might II
he were a baseball player or prom
Using lightweight prlzefighter."
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
NEED MONEY FOR GOOD WORK
Plans Of the National Association for
the Study and Prevention
Of Tuberculosis.

What "A Million for Tuberculosis
from Red Cross Seals will do in pro-
viding some OF the 275,00o beds need.
ed at once In the United States for
consumptives. Is explained in recent
bulletin OF the National Association
for the Study and Prevention OF Tu-
berculosls. There is just about one
bed for every ten INDECENT consump-
tiyes. and II all tuberculosis persons
In the country are counted both rich
and poor, hardly one for every 25 or
80. II sufficient hospital accommoda-
tions are provided only for those
who are too poor to pay the full
price for their treatment fully 275,000
more beds in special Institutions for
tuberculosis will be needed at once.
The immense outlay necessary to pro
vide and maintain so many beds In
hospitals, makes Il imperative. the
National Association for the Study
and Prevention of tuberculosis de-
clares, that such institutions be erect
cd from public money. either muni-
cipal, county or state. In order to
get appropriations for public hospitals
for tuberculosis. agitation is neces-
sary, and In order to create cam
paign OF agitation, organization Is de-
manded. But In order that an organi.
cation may carry on an effective cam
paign, funds are needed.
These funds II is proposed to secure
in as many communities as possible
from the sale OF Red Cross seals
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
500 Reward, 500.

The readers OF this paper viii be pleased 70 learn
that there ct least dreaded disease that science
has been able TO cure In all It's stages and that "
CatArrh. Hairs Catarrh Cure the only positive
cure now known 70 the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being constitutional disease. requires Q eonsttu-
tionAl treatment. Halls Catarrh Curs IA taken In
urnally. acting directly upon the blood and
surfaces OF the system. thereby destroying the
foundation OF the disease aud giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and assist
Ing nature In doing Us work. The rropretors have
80 much faith In its curative powers that they ofer
One Hundred Dollars for any case that tails V
cure. Send for list OF testinoniala
Address y. J. CHENEY Co. Toledo. o.
Sold by all Drugglsts f5c
Take HAus Family Pulls for constipation
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
Consider This Advice.

No woman should submit to a surgi-
cal operation, which may mean death,
until she has given Lydia f. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, made exclusive
iy from roots and herbs, a fair trial.
This famous medicine for women
has for thirty years proved to be the
most valuable tonic and invigorator of
the female organism. Women resid-
ing In almost every city and town in
the United States bear willing testi-
=. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
It cures female ills, and creates radi-
ant, buoyant female health. If you
are Ill, for your own sake as well as
those you love, give 1t trial.
Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass,
invites all sick women to write
her for advice. Her advice Is free,
and always helpful.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
Easy for Her.

An extremely corpulent old lady was
entertaining her grandchild at lunch
con when she found occasion to repri.
mand the little girl for dropping some
food on the tablecloth.
You don't see grandma dropping
anything on the table," she said.
"Of course not" replied the child;
God gave you something in front to
stop IT,"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
An ExactIna Personals.

Il suppose you find life easier
since the summer boarders have
gomez"
Nope" replied Farmer Corntossel;
we're workin' an worryin' Just as
much as ever tryin' to keep the hired
man contented."
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
"SPOHN'S."

e This is the name Of the greatest of all
remedies for Distemper, Pink Eye. Heaves,
and the like among all ages of horses. Sold
by Druggists, Harness Makers, or send to
the manufacturers. $50 and 81 90 a bottle.
Agents wanted. Send for free book. Spohn
Medical Co.. Spec. Contagious Diseases,
Goshen. Ind.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
At the First Trv.

What do you think Of my dough.
nuts. George?"
Dear, you are a wonderl"
DO you think so. really. darling?"
Il certainly do. Scientists have
been trying for years to produce artl-
ficial rubber. and here you do Il the
first rattle out OF the box"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
No Hurry,

What are you in suck q rush
about?"
Promised to meet my wife at three
o'clock down at the corner"
Well, there's no hurry. It isn't four
o'clock yet"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
SO They Say.

Stranger say, my lad, what is con-
sidered a good score on these links?
Caddie-Well. sir, most Of the gents
here tries to do It in as few strokes as
they can. but It generally takes a few
more.-Scottish American.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01

could not do any of
my housework. My
sickness was called
Retroflexion. When
! would sit down L
felt as If L could not
ge t up. / took
Lydia L. Pinkham's
Vege t a BILE Com
pound and did Just
as you told me and
now 1 am perfectly
cured, and have q
big baby boy" =
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
Both Unpard enable.

Agnes says she will never have
anything more to do with Gladys"
which did Gladys recommend? A
dressmaker or summer hotel?"-
Harper's Bazaar.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
Old Oaken Bucket,

Doctor Ito typhoid patient)-D you
remember where you drank water?
Patient tan actor)-oh, yes! II was
back on the dear old farm-twenty
years agoi-Puck
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
The Family GroMler.

why are you weeping. little boyY"
Il broke de pitcher"
We'll, there's no use crying over
split milk"
"G'wanl Dis wuz beer Louis
Vile Courier-Journal.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY

for Red. Weak. Weary, Watery Eyes
and GranulatedE Eyelids. Murine Doesn't
Smart-Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid. 25c.
soc, s1.00. Murine Eye Salye in
Aseptic Tubes, Csc. s1.00. Eye Books
and Eye Advice Fee by Mail.
Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01

Il don't see any difference between
you and a trained nurse except the
uniform" said her sick husband.
"And the salary" she added.
thoughtfully.-Ha Bazaar.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01

We often hear the expression. "as
poor as a church mouse" But even a
church mouse doesn't have to live on
the collections.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
important TO Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASToRIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that It
signature Of ot&MAzlZM
In Use For over 80 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
pettIt's Eye saIve Restores,

No matter how badly the eyes may be
diseased or injured. All druggists OF How
ard Bros, Buffalo. n. Y.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01

Many who used 10 smoke 100 cigars
now buy Lewis Single Binder straight So.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01

It will never rain roses. II we want
more roses We must plant more trees.
George Eliot
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01

There are some rich men who have
made their fortunes honestly. Also
you may have heard Of the needle In
the haystack
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01

Some politicians are too modest to
face the nude truth.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01

Anything left to be done at your
leisure seldom gets done.--s. Martin.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01

Mrs. Wfnslow-s Soothing Syrup.
Forchildren teethlng. softens the guml, roduossIl
nanmAtiOn AiiaJs pain. Wind eolIs. 10 Losls
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
ANOTHER
: WOMAN
/. CURED
ByLydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Black Duck, Minn.-"About a year
ago wrote you that was sick and
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01

DON'T SPOIL your CLOTHES.
Use Red Cross Ball Blue and keep them
white as snow. All grocers, DC a package.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01

Lewis Single Binder, the famous
straight 30 cigar-annual sale 9,500,000.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
MEN
AND
WOMEN

are out OF order or diseased. For good re-
suits use DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root tho
great kidney remedy. At druggists. Sam
pie bottle by mail free, also pamphlet.
Address, DR.. Kilmer a Co., Binghamton, N. Y.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01
TO DRIVE put MALARIA

Nhll-ls TONIC. You know what you are taking.
Tue formula 4 plainly printed on every bottle,
showing IL is simply Quinine and Iron in n taste
less form. Tho Quinine drives out tho malaria
and the Iron builds up the system sold BY AL
dealers for " years Price 90 cents
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01

II Is pleasant to grow old with good
health and a good friend-Socrates
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01

GOOD HOUsEkEEpERS.
Use the best. That's why they buy Red
Cross Ball Blue. At leading grocers cents
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1910-12-01

Kidney trouble preys
upon the mind. discour-
ages and lessons ambi-
tion; beauty. vigor and
cheerfulness soon disap-
pear when the Kidneys
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1910-07-21
CHARGE WITH EMBEzzL1NG
FUNDS OF HIS WARD S

Muskogee, OKLA, July 21.-John A..
Timberlake, an educated Cherokee, is
charged in three warrants sworn out
yesterday by County Attorney Thomas
H. Owen with embezzling $400 from
two of his wards, making false re-
port to Probate Judge Jackson rela-
tive to the affairs of the wards, and
collecting royalties and eastern Cher
okee payment money at Tahlequah for
two wards that are dead 1t is alleged
that Timberlake represented the minor
children to be living The action fol-
lows the charge made recently by Kate
Barnard, commissioner of charities
and corrections, that minor children
were not being treated fairly by their
guardians.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1910-07-21
BIG CABIN ITEMS.

Miss Mary Ownsby of Alton is visit
ing Dr. Day and family.
There was musical at the home Of
Miss Mayme Butler Monday night.
George Brown was down from Vim
ita Tuesday evening.
Miss Ruth Wood has joined Miss
Parkers music class.
There will be preaching at the
Methodist church Sunday.
Mr. Jim Hudson Of Parsons is visit
ing here.
The Jumbo Clothing company is hay-
ing sale in the brick building
The farmers are busy threshing and
haying now
Quite number of persons from
here attended the dedication services
at Ghormley chapel Sunday
Mrs. Clyde Shepherds father Of Vim
ita is visiting her.