El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-07

If woman invites two deadly enc
mics to her dinner party and they
don't kill each other, she believes 1T
is all due to what she calls her tact.
Many a man who is a bachelor so
far as the law is concerned is Nor
mon in his memories
What pity it is the Lord didn't
give the women more hands-they
have so much to do-instead of giving
them so much hair.
The people are swinging so far away
from old customs that it is becoming
harder very day to pick out preach
er in a crowd by either his manners
or his clothes.
Mans division of the children: His
when they are good, and their moth
er's when they cry.
What has become of the nice. old
fashioned woman whose idea Of wild
dissipation was to spend a whole morn
ing down town doing nothing, and
eat peanuts all the way home?
When it is said of the hair some
women nave Oh lHclI nCdOS L4Adl II ID q
perfect match that is the beginning and
end of all that can be said in it's favor.
There is no one so young he isn't
old enough to have known better.
Don't tell your friends what you
really think of them; there is moth
ing In the world that is overrated more
than the value of frankness.
The quality in little girls which old
er folks call the little mother" in
stinct. and admire, her younger broth
er calls '-bossing," and spends his days
trying to get away from it,
How hard it is to be patient with
the faults of those we dislike!
Give a girl a dollar, and she will
wear it; give boy a dollar, and he
will eat it.
A neglected grave is a cheerful and
inspiring institution compared with
the man who pities himself and insists
upon telling about 1T.
One result of laughing at a mans
jokes is that he won't let you get away
the next time he wants to tell one.
1t sounds pretty to talk of going
back to the simple life even as Adam
and Eve led it, but how are the ma
jority of US going to make living if
we do?
When a woman wearing a veil so
heavy 1t conceals her features ap-
pears in a crowd every one stops talk
inc WhU7 Tc cit
children in our fear of the Unseen?
When a girl has been in love as
often as five or six times, her heart
must be as badly mussed up as the
top bureau drawer
We have noticed that the man who
takes the picture of his wife with him
on all his trips always leaves her at
home.
If woman isn't afraid to show her
husband her diary, IT is good proof
that she hasn't put ALL she thinks
m it.
There are some men who can't dress
up so we'll that they don't leave sus-
picion that their heels are run over.
Ever notice what little space a man
takes up on the family wash line?
Women are naturally so religious ,
that 1t Is easier for any of them to
change husbands than to change
churches.
suggestion to wives who complain |
that their husbands never look at them |
and wouldn't notice it if they appeared |
with rings in their noses: Appear at !
the table with the latest baseball score |
printed across your @foreheads }
When womans attention is called I
to her child when IN public, she grabs |
it. makes a wild dash for her handker- |
chief and wrings its nose
When a man has his photograph 1
taken profile to show off his good nose. (
the people don't notice his nose. be-
cause of the absorbing suspicion that |
he has only one eye
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