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RII,L or WOyNT EIEREST.
Recent Measurements of HIxh Peak %
haraLOram HanEr.


mon uDnei some time ago that the In.
dan surrey had thrown doubt On she
hIth"r', accepted Hrurs of .p.upc .sst a.
'h.. he.gut of 90" World = highest tnogR.
tan. Mount f'"'est thus however. dld
not mean thl. b. wa~ low or than that bat
that - fuuus rN.ng- operated O., prevent
a,,ura,r n rb" trg"num"' real measure
men. of rh" summit 'lat The height might
80 only - ,ru fc"' or 90 much a. Div
r,tr'
In'r ...f. - enf', however. either
u' fl..-' ,I.."H would have I"' Everest
,urgC'.r. IUf q iu'f"r ="u-ai Ipual state
l.an' I. pr 'Hus-ii1 for ~" rrzt tune
riH. 90 n-"-r -,.und ~ ''" high.-f noun
r.nI"4.
Ir I.ns-. = re- veteran IIimalavan ct
i'urcr. IN D. 30 tolls Of VAST v all ot peaks he
o.. .ptrr,.i 90 rl. kar,A"r'rp range north
.r-. OF i." I"urp ia-- IN" oI whtoh he
.n.r'... r-...uH'ri - b. over -. r-D feet
nf-r pn 'H.u- nu-.ryatIonz he made
.- h"... -,f' f""'. ani later from more
favorable pu-.'HnH-. -'sucIA ~ AAs aa.oO
Feet
tnrrl,.ns to drthrons Everest. Dr Long
$50. D.. would appear. took Go" lowest pos
-.,. ,sll. Doc oh-.'r, atoms permitted and.
go be. - r ..u.' Trustworthy authority where
uo.E.ln lr. -hfs 1re ronrcrned. II IL nos
sr.e that this U"aa. which he has namef
1~rln hanrrD r,l shortly take its plars
IN g"oErrrn."a tuH atlas. ~ 'r" WI she-t
AnJuA ...u .l.a,.. 20. l,y -.'.'. y
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Ms Dane which was - particular value
IN making the CLIMAX - IN" third act
effective
One moro instance will show you what
An actor may do for a play after II has
been refused nv one manager after All
other The great success e recent
SEASON was drama in which popular
English actor starred II had been
pas-eh around from one manager 20 an
other and was the work 81 an actor who
would have produced u himself had he
been important enough in the profession
but he was not. and finally he submitted
II to an actor looking for play
Il read the piece in lin original form
and knew what u was like then. II
consisted practically Of two plays One
was grated on the other in the EFFORT
20 give IL more complicated interest
Now the actor saw IN the main theme
chance 10 make play Tor himself
and Het out In do ~ Ne eliminated
everything not bearing on the part ~
the play that he wanted. and the result
was a complet. Success Now the author
H. still trying - p%Sidle tn" other half
That play would never have been aotei
but for the perseverance ~ IN" actor.
who gaw an idea that might b" ticket
into shape and N-t out 20 develop n. W
manager would ever hay" wasted A.
h. would haN" sud. -" much tim" ~
bring out IN" really U"rr tButHhl" aud
valuable elements ~ ~" pi"Cc.
Two wears agu itu agtrHr took q f'av
o., an motor Of cuur-r ~" mana 20. - had
all seen n first They always de-. Nouo
oF horn wanted y liut ;h" ~ tor - whom
e va submitted saw VIVA r' Thought
cuuh %" mudn "a great -'H>atinu 90 th"
third at Thor 'Hi ...'s'y l-'-'U SHIN.
wr""k uri b" truurnt tr1' ." rI-rnr Doe
.tf-.r.i.sz. Poo Cpglt Uah. t.H NItE Oh ''f.
-..finuai -rI.,n-- w. nat uu uur. upU.y
'han actors u-uHl'v IIs.. 'g' 10. i.a,s ne
Law - q I1auu".'r ST." I- tun' ~ uIt'luL
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that and meyer would hay" had a percap.
ton II ~ had not ia" actor seen himself
IN that episode commanding the crew b.
do this and that IN IN" rescue Of the pas
zenger- of the sinking boat. The play
was produced and had succ-ss
Then you adVi-" IN" aspiring play
wright 10 seek out IN" actor
nv all means answered the play
agent
Nobody IN tho world but tho manager
can halp him WAS the answer II tho
manager - IN the words II Henry
James there Won are
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.. -, ..."g ,un 49, - Gnr -
.n. ... I..".." ..r'.v n.rs q - ~
.r ... 'r.r r..i,,.s.s ..rm Inr h.'
a.. ...'. .. .iE ....'.i 'H" lu,N -
f..... ...
ID. Yet. r.r hs 'H~n v..r-"If.' .
s-sry
.u.... l-.,i '.. u.' now has" ,.n
many Interesting '...g.f- 90" tnIfy
plane. .... utuv VS.. lite r.'I docs
h.'r.r N.- en-" ,.,' l-lrr r, r"aG r'"
c,ri- D. r",r. bus h.-.E NV -,.r,r r'
v."r. -..n yuu 'ui '." -,urstn,.' .
band. mo,,>i bv Empty aud r-t"p'.'"
w,ud m;~..lbl,sl hy the vibrations r,t.
1il lbs ami "mdur' Us of "a r..i.'r -.r
O. ...,r. - vprll'
-N,u .rr DAYS a"i unmarried l..r
card = tu" zach q ,I.u- W"-r v.. uar.
ri"i 70 wuuIa 10. tine king Blood men r,k"
tta jack and k.rg Of hearts Women
mn-r.,.I ~ -turl' th" queen = hearts. or
diamonds when blonde. aui clubs o.
.p,i.- Whom hrurn''" Cat with vuur l-f'
hand
Tho gl,l hli he cards
= si' 90 spades eight ~ diamond,
zen 81 diamonds read the I'D woman
len uf diamonds change 81 residence or
e great vnv.Es
zach trrr- tho grl shuH'ei and lalu
them after had crIt
\in. ~ hearts nine 81 diamonds iaCN
~ hearts blond man who - good
friend One. Two. three. four. five. -.
S.van Ten " -pad"s' On my poor mon
-i".r . rad .,I"' I".r- t"Prr worries.
sadness
~-.v.n ani ".s.. - spades and queen
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i've siy seven the Jack ~ spades 4
crooked darA Young man
I r".n gnIzni them al the talkatiNe
adv tho god hight CompleyIpn'.i friend
the change ~ residence. tho crooked
dark Young man. and a. she read she hit
N aarpenrnEs well known - me and
~oya them INTO predictions that seemed
direct answers - vague ldi- questions
90 nv mind
len of diamonds eight - spades II
vii "a pleasure voyage not business
King ~ clubs Ten - hearts Success
vii i,' ia" ., middle aged dark man
Ia"k - diamonds zen IT spades VOW
y ..' rur 60 - prison
id not g. - p-srn md vi'hin iva
w"-kS I'D crur" yI--r'Adlv To- New York
o. o. '~Ir that was C,.r'aiply Agreeable" hu'
- disastrous rs regards money that |
.nnurh' = Dam" Balloon" half way hacN
Hum. hum
When Won r-- 'n" more l"nrr ~ -
."r"r- % cart r"ld",~ how 'u"y can Hr.'
f.'n 10 ~" ar" particular system that
always ms o.. te.i1rei 49," most vulgar
ana 'raIiui"'' r.rv answer much ~ I'D
BtI1-r % rl- fl.r.,Is theory
10 InuEluo hat N" Pact ard 'I'ur"
9, art- 4 90 man : hf" may be represented
hv 'he cards winch l." miV"- and cuts and
winch va" 'tro'Isa divides into packets may
b." absurd Rut u was ~ absurd that the
wiss' 81 tho day condemned IN" steam Ell
gln" ia" printing press. TYPOGRAPHY and
Photography t. the hat ~ Balsac one
might add IN. ab-urditi~- of phonokraph,
wireless Telegraph. N-rays and the dts
sociatIon " matter which brings us tn the
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-08-14
FORTUNE TELLING IN PARIS
,,,.,r t>NI> ~ pIDP'I NGU
,pN,' IiING iHF >fERN.
tr,a uradrr> Especially Favored
H,i,a. AMI 'haTroi HaIf believers
., i.r Nrt Thr COW rr>Ioo of n
u.,..., Prnrirm NJ the Z niN rrsitN

r,t. as Al Paris runs after
....... ...- -..-S palm rra l"rs cast
....-. r.- ,ltrrNnYsut girls and
,..... . ,r.. rhr"shnld
,r.. .... .,.ug 100 nothing they begin
....a .v"NthinC. and "ultIva.ri
-'raur" faCts and THEORIES
... ... ur .'.." dam~ol~ and dudd"riug
--... ., u.rr they d'I"ud for guid
. ..,... rr- nnnd risks and comph.
.t,,. an a.e Of s"icuc"
NJ. NHnu" Is - strange old woman
49,. ..... Pr an ancient house. that leans
-. ,.sr mo lower uf Pisa. north Of
,,,,. Dame ,lthsdrll Half her clients
I-,. working girls nf the -artiCI"
Pa. 'rtt- hrl' A." other half are M"
.., srt .r-a' All get IN" same trcat
-.1'
-. -rE he door opens 1t Itself
a., mount une riGht and find that mo-
~. .,as there IN" apartment - empty
,.le 'a-ad hoy takes YOU by IN" hand
,,,,,,,r A Wor,i and leads you mp another
am, o." ioor opens he usherS Won
.,r,a small r.nm the smallest room vou
ever saw
,ri ,rs-a vuu wait for the most cele-
t..fei q no straight old isni IDu'd
- I.v.rz fortune tellars IL all Europ-.
70 s@rd '"r NoI
rassai ha- vhv the house was empty
i rent % - heep - empty was her
,r1s' WHISPERED answer. 4 shut on
,,rra,sns -Ilv human emauatlons. all
~. world - sNriek.uG with them IN the
ID, ~ .-rc. The soul ~ mobb.,i
3D., NOT here where the empty floors ,.i
the r..' 80 one lives her" hut me-
.d,h.stry a.i an idiot Eiri
Ta.ag.,rrv'ung together felt queer.
ur.da u was = r"rrIul" uigl' ~ 49,"
r.-vs\.,r" Dame Sinister "a women
, s,.-... '..r,.t'"r auuv" -t" roar . .'."
,.rr..r .futua'I"ns ru.nf l,r. 500.
,.r,' .r..utra ''.s
ms r...-. - r.I|r on ground 80 '."
r,,v.s y .r" Dam. v...r cam uaI,
.,a others V-r, tur.,'. Ur.r-h nu rrn
nee blinded manned eut uusr'er',i
.-r.-v 1t.r ,.nrIrv Half ,h" French
~ 40. 90. ... u !i'" Ages nv"d around
..r. s.. Dol" great game asked
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Neither Balbire and she sent for ~.
ant glrl. who look.d rather nice
Rather an innocent than an .1In'.
-grmured the ola woman good E.r|
Ne does Irish lace and trair- h"r r"'
-aosbird ~ whistle Tha waltz = '""
P-se- She never roads. and I q o. p
- -er gossip - her mind = empty and
'a-sr'rve It's an urrrIfT.d p'rt Irr.N
EsrsN IN Il and yoI shall $500 'h" circles
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entering the gaming hall. he heard
cToupier calling. Two. black even and
manque,-' He huTriedly slapped down -
hundred franc note on No 90 He won.
and the CroupIer paid him thirty five Of
those twenty dollar bills
Four more times thai night he Won
close M to IN" maNImuni lie puI' he
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cause no was tired 81 taking in the money
II hulged out ms packets unGracefuliv
This Ffench man 80 science and law
maker admits that h" has since consulted
Mime Dolphin" twic" weak He SAYS
u Is astonishing hoS she foret"lls th"
future. gives MIN tips on business aud
affairs of state and keeps him ont 81
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-20
THE GREEN FIEND.
Absinth Was Originally Harmless
Medical Remedy.

Absinth Was Originally a Harmless
Medical Remedy.
Aasinth. the green dend that satu-
rates fashionable France. was origi-
nally an extremely harmless medical
remedy.
1t was French physician who first
used IT, His name was Ordinaire. and
in Switzerland. mt the close of the
eighteenth century. Like many other
country doctors at that time. he WAS
also IA druggist, and his favorite rene
dy was n certain elixir OF absinth Of
which he alone had the secret.
AT his dea,h he bequeathed the for
mula to his houSekeeper. Mile. Grand
pierre. and she sold IL Ia the daughters
of Lieutenant Hciiiod They cultivat
ed in their little garden he herbs nee
essary for connecting ii. and after they
had distilled II certain quantity of the
liquid they sold il on commission to
itinerant pc3dlers. who quickly dis
posed of II in the adjacent towns and
villages.
Finally. during the first decade of
the nineteenth century. a wealthy dis
tiller purchased the formula. and very
soon afterward he placed on the mar
ket the modern absinth. which differs
greatly from the old medical remedy.
since the latter contained no alcohol
and very little absinth
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-20
HE AMUSED THE CUBS.
Then the Young Lions Took Turn a
Amusing Him.

Then the young Lions look urn al
Amusing Him.
A negro attached TO an African hunt
ing party met with II curious adven-
ture, says an English paper. Wander.
ing one day from camp, he surprised
two lion cubs III play and thoughtless.
~ commenced 10 amuSe them. lie wa,
only too successful The big cubs gam.
boiled fearlesSly about him aud To his
dismay refused to desist when lie
wished to leave them.
Realizing the danger to which he
would be exposed should the mother
appear, he began 10 run. bun the cubs
refused 70 be shaken off and in their
play scratched his legs in fearful
fashion
That the creatures were thoroughly
enjoying themselves was evident from
their manifestations of delight. and
before long their unusual cries brought
u lioness leaping to the spot.
Trembling in every limb. the negro
faced the growing animal, while the
cubs continued to jump up at him.
eager for further caresses. The en-
ragged lioness moved round uneasily
In circle, man and beast keeping
their eyes steadily on each other. Sew
eral times the lioness crouched to
spring, but the man. from fear, never
shifted his gaze.
At length. after what seemed an age,
when the negro was ready to drop
from exhaustion. the animal suddenly
called her cubs away and disappeared
into the surrounding scrub.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-20
THE TENANTS TOAST.
II Carried Of the Prize at Lord Pan.
mures Dinner.


The following story gives good idea
Of the drinking style in England early
In the last century. This was what
the men of that day took for humor:
Two young English noblemen were
paying visit to Lord Panmure at
Brechin castle. One day he wrote a
letter to Panlathie, a tenant of his, to
come and dine with him, and at the
same time he ordered him to bring
sum of money.
Panlathie was aware when he re-
ceived the order that something was to
be done and went prepared.
After dinner Lord Panmure gave the
first toast. which was. "All hats in the
fire or f20 on the table" -Four hats
were Immediately in the fire.
One of the English noblemen gave
the next toast, "Al coats In the fire
or $50 on the table" Four coats were
committed to the flames.
The other English nobleman gave
f100 pounds on the table" The whole
OF the boots were committed to the
flames.
Panlathie's toast came next. which
was. Two fore teeth In the fire or
COCO on the table," and Panlathie pull
ed his teeth out and threw them into
the fire
The English noblemen looked amaZ-
ed. They didn't know he had false
teeth, and Panlathie went home with
out hat, coat or boots. but with f600
in his pocket. Lord Panmure thought
much of his tenant after that-Ex-
change
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-20
THE DEAD SEA.
Old Popular Beliefs About II That Are
Not Founded on Fact

Old Popular Beliefs About II That Are
Not Founded on Fact.
The Dead sea is remarkable lake.
forty miles long and from five to
nine miles wide. situated In the south
east of Palestine and known from the
time Of Jerome (3i042O A. D., as the
"Dead. sea. because no fish of any
kind have ever been found In its wa
tors. Its surface. which Is lower than
that OF any other body Of water known.
Is 1.o92 feet below the level Of the
Mediterranean. AT its northern end
1t has n depth of about 800 feet.
while the water at the southern ex-
tremity IL only from three to twelve
feet deep.
The Dead sea is fed by the Jordan
from the north. but has lo outlet. the
water being apparently carried off by
evaporation. The water of the Dead
sea contains large amount of the
salts of magnesia and soda: as n con
sequence Its specific gravity Is high.
and bathers float In 1t with ease.
The popular notions that the Dead
sea exhales noxious vapors and that
birds cannot fly over It's surface ant
remain unframed are not founded on
fact.
According TO tradition, Sodom and
Gomorrah, 1.-THE cities of the plain.
stood on the site now occupied by the
Dead sea This view. however. Is nc
longer entertained and 1t is now con
sidered certain that the Dead sea ex
listed III its present state during the
days of Abraham and even much ear
lier-New York American
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"One thing that makes me positively
sick" remarked young matron We
hemently To her husband. rs to have
guests sit MI through II meal and
merely toy with the food as Mrs.
So-and-so did last night And she is
the third dinner guest we have had
lately who did the same thing. They
are afraid OF getting stout. and. al,
though they accept invitations to
meals, they never eat anything that
Isn't on their regular diet lists. and
the consequence Is that the hostess
sits UP aud sees portion after portion
of her we'll prepared food going to
waste II almost spells The evening
for me. and | shan't ask any one Of
the three here again unless. by
chance. they happen to get SO thin
they won't mind eating II square
meal New York Press
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-20
A Painters Troubles.

The desire of the Bank of England
officials to discover forgers has some.
times led to curious mistakes. On one
occasion the painter, George Morland,
in his eagerness To avoid his duns.
retired to an obscure hiding place In
Hackney. where his anxious looks and
secluded manner of life induced some
of his neichbors to believe him n for
ger of notes then in existence The
directors. on being informed. dispatch
ed some dexterous detec Gives to the
residence, but Morland's suspicious
were aroused by their movements In
front of the house and, thinking them
bailiffs. escaped from the back to Lon
don Mrs. Morland Informed the Wis
itors of her husbands name and show
ed them some unfinished pictures. The
facts were reported to the directors,
who presented Morland with two TWEEN
y-pound notes 10y way of compensa-
ton for the alarm.
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ECCENTRIC BRIGN0LI.
Some of tho Pecuiiarites of the Once
Famous Tenor.

Famous Tenor.
,Brigpoh. the great tenor. was so
careful of his voice when be had to
sing that he would not speak at all
and was in the habit of writing his
wishes on piece of paper During
the last years of his life he lived at
the Everett House. New York, when
not on the road 1t took him at least
three-quarters of an hour to go from
his room to the sidewalk. He must
get used to the changes very gradual
ly. Leaving the room. he would pace
up and down the hall for ten or fifteen
minutes until thoroughly "acclimatiz-
I'd" as he himself would say. and from
there would go to the lobby to expert
ence for twenty minutes a slightly
lower degree of temperature
AT the end OF half an hour he usual
~ reached the vestibue. where he
would pass another quarter. opening
the outer door occasionally to get
taste of the fresh air When thor
oughly acc.inatiZed here he buttoned
his greatcoat close about him and
stepped out on the pavement.
Brignoli never WAS known to be
ready to go on the stage to sing his
part lie had to wait one minute or
several minutes before appearing. In
this he waS II great trouble to mana
gers. Just give the one minute more.
he would beg. and when that was up
he would plead for another and an
other till all patience was exhausted.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-20
She Didn't Dance.

In 1896 II Gentleman living in fIamp
shire England. naned Samuel Bald
win. died after II rather stormy and
most unhappy married life. In his Will
he directed that all his vast estate be
given his wife on condition that she
should dance upon his grave from time
to time As the will further instructed
that his remains should be taken by
boat To the Needles and from there
cast into the sea. this OF course. pre-
vented his widow from fulfilling the
conditions of the will and thus lost her
the property He, however. had his
revenge for the various tcmperS she
had exhibited during their life to
gether and for the remarks she often
made that she would yet dance upon
his grave Cincinnati Commercial
Tribune.
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The Oldest Death Sentence.

The oldest death sentence extant il
found in the Amherst papyri contain
ing the trials of state criminals In
Egypt, about 1900 Il G.. The criminal
In this case was found guilty of magic
which his Judges state was worthy
of death which he carried out. and no
killed himself, apparently by stab
bling. ms In the Japanese harakiri
which Is also OF very ancient origin
Among less civilized peoples drown.
ing would seem To have been the ear
Hest method of legal punishment, for
about 400 Il G. the Brlions killed their
criminals by throwing them into a
quagmirc OF other than capital pun
ishments the oldest recorded comes
from Chalden. where ii was enacted
some G.OOO years ago that when any
one manned slave the hand that
thus offended should pay him each day
measure of corn
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-20
HANDICAPPED.
This is the Case With Many Lambertville
People.

FOO many Lambertville citizens are
handicapped with bad back The
unceasng pain causes constant misery,
making work burden and STOPPING or
lifting an impossibility. The back
aches at night, preventing refreshing
rest and in the morning is stiff and
lame. Plasters and liniments may give
relief but cannot reach the cause. To
eliminate the pains and aches you must
cure the kidneys.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure sick kid
neys and cure them permanently. Can
YOU doubt Lambertville evidence?
2. F. Duffey, Is So Main St, Lambertville,
n. j., says: My kidneys were injured by a
fall and as the result | suffered from a con-
slant grinding pain in the small of back
There was aisoa soreness across my kidneys
and the kidney secretions were also irregular
in passage, disturbing my rest | gradually
grew worse until | procured Doan's Kidney
Pills at Geo, NJ Shamalias Drug Store. Upon
using the pain gradually diminished my kid
neys became normal and felt much better
As have not had Il return attack of the trou.
Bile, recommend Doan's Kidney Pills high
ly"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's and
take no other.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-20
Eiihu Vaie's Grave.

Elihu Yale. from whom the college
In New Haven took its name. sleeps In
the graveyard NJ Wrexham church.
near Chester England The following
Inscription restored some years ago
by the council of Yale, Is To he foun,i
on one side of his tombstone:
Born In America. In Europe bred In Ar
rica Travelled, in Asia wed,
Where long he lived and thrived; In Lon
don dead
Much good. some i'll. he did SO hope airs
even
And that his soul through mercys gone
to heaven.
Boston Globe.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-20
The "GoId Snake ="

A Mexican superstition. very com
mon among miners in that country. rc
lates To the gold snake This si1c
cIes of serpent Is perfectly harmless
and very handsome. being green IL
color and with II golden iridescence IN
its scales Faith is entertained that
wherever a gold snake makes It's nesi
there is a ledge containing the precious
metal and there are many miners VII
win locate a claim M once If they hnd
Il gold snake.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-20
His Job.

JOE have got II good job at last.
Ben, me hey.
Ben What be doin?
Joe-Oh. I'm II cashier In p'ice
ortis. and a rattlin' good job 1t is.
Ben--A cashier In Il p'iice orts. Joe.
What's that? never card Of that
afore. What's yer dooty?
Joe-Duty. | counts the coppers as
they come in.-London Answers.
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Much Interested.

~ hope you will be interested In yon
der gentleman" said the hostess. Il
have assigned him To take you out to
dinner"
Il shall be-" responded the lady ad-
dressed That gentleman was for
merly my husband, and he's behind
with his alimony Louisville Courier.
JOurnnl
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so she treated YOU coldly 2"

$50 she treated you coldly?"
"Coldly, Say. I'd have had to have
sextant aud an artificial horizon to
be able TO find out what latitude
was in If had been there for that pur-
pose" Chicago Record Herald
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infatuated.

Likes to hear himself talk. doesn't
he@'
Does he? Say. If he talked in his
sleep he'd stay awake all night to
Leader.
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The European Plan.

Landlord taftcr fair guest has faint
ed AZ sight of her bill,-Jean. have
sent the boy for II glass of water for
the lady. and ] want you to see that
10 cents is added to her bill Under.
stand ?-Flegende Batter
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Riol,t.

"Now. then, children. said the
teacher what is it We want most In
this world to make ms perfectly hap
py?"
The things we amt got. shouted
the bright boy In the back seat.