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Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-07-07

Many Opportunities For Carl
catures During ColOnel's
a. Travels Ignored.

language N'that of a Hercules at the
door of the Augean stables"
The Belgian trip was mild. but In
the land of his forefatbers. Holland
the colonel sang an old Dutch lullaby
and then showed that the "malefac-
tors of great wealth" were still in his
mind by saying. IF the rich maintain
an arrogant attitude in their relations
toward those less well off they may
expect the dreadful day Of judgment"
Fails TO Find Ghost.
In Denmark he walked with Hamlet
the walls Of Elsinore. looking in vain
for the regal ghost to speak to It
though he'll itself should bid me held
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-07-07
FOR SHERIFF

To the electors of Gratiot county:
take this means to announce that ]
am a candidate for nomination for the
office of sheriff to be voted OH Sept. 9th.
believe in The strict enforcement OF
the law and an economical admins
traitor and appreciate your hearty sup
port at the coming primary election.
Yours truly.
RALPH +. PETIT,
Ithaca, Mich.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-07-07
Some Praise, Some Deride.

Like their brethren Of the United
States, the European cartoonists were
sharply aligned in their treatment Of
Roosevelt There were those who seri-
ously promulgated the idea that here
was great preacher Of truths before
whose logic even the crowned heads of
the old world bowed. And there were
also those who laughed to scorn the
same addresses as emphasizing the
obvious" q more genteel rendition Of
the claim of sundry Americans that
Roosevelt was gravely informing the
world that two and two make four"
Yet the caricaturists across the sea
failed to grasp some glorious oppor-
tunities for displaying the ex-rough
rider, teeth, boots ct al. Those gaps
were largely filed In America, yet
place the total Of incidents depicted by
the opportunities manufactured by
Roosevelt and the latter Is seen to
have exceeded the capacity Of the car
toonists. The accompanying CORE
spondents recorded world of side
lights that would appall the average
man Of the colonePs age; but, Of
course, the average man probably does
not possess what the mighty hunter at
Oxford termed 1.-THE fighting edge"
Also the average man does not want It
That first week at Khartum was a
men had their inning, the colonel hay
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-07-07

MY Lords and Gentlemen-In the
first place this citizen must possess
the proud self consciousness that on
him rest individual rights supported
by popular representation. But he
must also show such self sacrifice as
only loyal disposition is capable Of"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-07-07

draw the. teeth Of the mollycoddles
who are always clamoring for the
abolition Of any manly game"
In effect he revived an old favorite
In fish or cut bait" In telling England
how to run Egypt and permitted Lord
Cuuon at Oxford to poke fun at him
In Latin thusly:
Before whose coming comets took to
flight
And all the Mes seven mouths turn pale
with fright.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-07-07
TO THE,VOTERS

AS l am holding the office of register
of deeds of Gratiot county and being
DESTROYS of succeeding myself for a
second term, hereby solicit the votes
of the electors of the republican party
at the primaries to be held i'll September
Respectfully,
Geo. w. Long.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-07-07
Praise and Derision as
Freely Mixed as In
United States.

infidel, when he visited a Mobammed-
an mosque.
During the now historic ruction In
Rome Colonel Roosevelt was made to
feel at home by several continental
editors, notably Macmillan Harden of
Berlin, who said OF his career since he
left the presidency, "a carnival of
bluff, buster and limelight calculated
TO make the press agent of a Caruso
hide his face for shame and envy"
The newspapers scored one victory
when they spoiled the second Italian
honeymoon of the Rooseveits, and he
was affected by the wrath OF King Vic
tor Emmanuel's children when he fail
ed TO bring a menagerie to the palace.
The matter of naming Il stteet for
him in Porto MauriZio was mere in
cident. much less than the unre9ealed
talk with Clifford Pinchot there. He
called the Duke of the Abruzzi a
trump" as a matter of course, and re-
ceived the Emperor Francis Joseph's
salutation of my great friend" in the
same spirit
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-07-07
AVIATION HITS BALLROOM.
"Airship Glide" May Succeed Long
Popular Twostep.

Members of the United Professional
Teachers of Dancing at their annual
convention at Chicago declared the
aviation dance" or the "airship glide
will become more popular than the
waltz or the twostep.
"In dancing now" said lecturer be-
fore the convention, people hop too
much. They ought 10 glide They
wiggle tp frequently. They ought to
6oat."
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-07-07

ing copyrighted his hunting adven-
lures. and they dashed into the breech.
A brief resume Of the unusual Incl
dents abroad may not be amiss. as 1t
precedes a certainty of violent exer-
else In his native America.
Rides Camel and Sees Sphinx.
Twas In the Sudanese capital that
Roosevelt rode a camel, compared II
to the broncho and thought he would
prefer a rhino. He won the British
and angered the Egyptians by his
praise of the conquerors' methods. He
communed with the sphinx by moon
light. the result, like subsequent Eu-
ropean conversations, not being for
publication. He told the editors how
to muckrake and smiled dentally when
the mob of Cairo shrieked. Down
with the false oner' He congratulate
ed visiting Americans that mot lion
had done his duty" but submitted to
wearing yellow shoes, the badge Of an
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-07-07
CHEVROLET, SPEED KING

This famous automobile driv-
er, this year with the Buick
racing team, will be seen at the
Michigan State Fair on "Auto-
mobile day." Saturday Of the
fair week. With his teammates
he can be expected to do some
sensational driving, as records
made in Detroit, the motor city
of the world, are very much de-
sired by the racing drivers.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-07-07

But, on the 9TH
er hand, he must
be animated by a
warm feeling for
the establis h e d
royal house in or
der to make a
proper appearance
Of humility before
those with divine
rights"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-07-07

In Strenuou 8
manner he must,
In words of thun-
der, defend before
the throne his in
dividual opin-
IONS"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-07-07
emphasizing the Obvious" In Paris.

Mr.. Roosevelt addressing the SOr-
bonne)-"Educated folk know more
than ignOramuses; peace is less bloody
than war; rich men are not poor; race
suicide is one of the causes OF decline
in population" etc.-From Rirs, Paris
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-07-07
Sees Cowboys and Kings.

Despite the death of Edward, Eng
land did well by Roosevelt. Though
mixing with royalty and In the hands
of King Georges throat specialist, t.
r. found time to shake hands with
United States Marshal Seth Bullock
Of South Dakota. though the cow
puncher was attired in frock coat and
silk hat, and to take tea with DR.. Osler
Though the baseball season was In
full blast, the colonel took a shot at
American football and also its critics
before the Cambridge students by
hoping to see football changed to
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-07-07
RooseveIt's Talk In Berlin.

The duties of citizen of a constitu-
tional monarchy as seen by Klad-
deradatsch artist:
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-07-07

In Egypt, the comments and carica-
lures of the European journals must
have interested him between speeches,
royal luncheons and the other phases
OF his spectacular caracole since he
emerged from the deserts of Africa.
If the first theory is true. then
great feeling of qualification must en-
compass the mind of the hunter. On
the other hand. assuming the colonel to
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-07-07

my peace" On receiving a degree he
heard himself referred to as having
already left earth and residing on
Olympus with Jupiter and Apollo" and
as "a rushing human engine. the chan
cellor closing by saying it was difficult
through the clouds Of smoke to discern
whether he is a winged angel or a
modern devil with claws"
The adventures on the Scandinavian
peninsula were limited to a cup of tea
with King Haakon of Norway and the
addition to the Ananias club of ex-
Premier Knudsen for his, too liberal
construction of ROosevet's admonition
to tell it conservation idea) to any
one you like" which the statesman an
nounced as an Endorsement OF his poll
cies
Then the German invasion and the
mysterious combinations of the kaiser
and colonel in which both hammered
tables and otherwise gesticulated. De
spite the death of his uncle, Edward
VII, the kaiser held a review for his
visitor. showing him 1900 Of the
flower of the fatherland and signifi-
cantly saying, You know, you are the
first private citizen to review q Ger
man army" Yet the next day the re-
cipient made his host perspire yisibly
while awaiting his arrival In full uni
form at the University of Berlin. This
was the occasion when the professors
slept during the colonel's degree speech.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-07-07
Even Risks His Toes.

His courage stood the test when q
fancy rider Of the Austrian army rode
his horse around and over the II. r.
toes, and he did not reprove Count
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-07-07
ALL EUROPE
Worlds Record For Public
ity Set During Royal
Visits and Hunt.

" yHETHER Theodore Roosevelt
" is the apostle Of publicity his
enemies claim or as insensi-
hln 20 critinirr,, ~ hn nuor.od
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1910-07-21

Try the White Flake syrup.
Crandall Bros. have it.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1910-07-21
Supt. Mo. Anti-Saloon Leag ue

Joplin, Mo-, July 8, 1910.
Mr.. Wilbert @. Shupp-
Dear Sir:
Your favor CT July 9th received
and in reply thereto state that l am
candidate for re nomination for prose.
cutting attorney, Subject to the action OF
the Republican primaries August End.
Prior to the election in the fall of 1908,
in response to the same questions as
now contained i'll your letter and pro.
pounded by your representatives l had
the following to say:
II believe in an honest, fearless and
impartial enforcement of every crimi
nal statute as it is written upon the
statute books of the state of Missouri,
without regard TO whether accused be
clad in rags or robes. If elected prose-
cutting attorney, will do my full duty
from day to day, as God gives me light
to see it.
"There is no more sacred and bind
| ing obligation than the official oath,
which requires the enforcement of all
criminal statutes, and it will be my
highest ambition, If elected, to 50 dis
charge the duties Of that office that no
man supporting me either in the prl
mary or at the polls, will ever have oc-
casion to apologize fer his vote"
My views as expressed above have
not changed
Since the above declaration was made
the local option law has been legally
adopted in Jasper county. The local
option law and other have been, are
now, and will continue to be honestly
fearlessly and effectively enforced if
nominated and elected.
Respectfully submitted.
Byron H. Coon.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1910-07-21
House Moving and &C.
ment Work Done, at
Reasonable Prices.
Geo. Brenneman,
, 81 ST Jasper.
Two Very Pointed Letters.
7 81 5T

Springfield, Mo-, July 5, 1910.
Byron II. Coon. Joplin, Mo.
My Dear Sir:
/ note that you are a candidate
for prosecuting attorney in your county.
We are especially interested in the
election of prosecutors who will fully
respect their oath of Office with refer
ence to the enforcement OF the liquor as
we'll as other laws. And in view of this
fact that we will be especially pleased
to have some statement from you with
reference to your position on this mat.
ter. There is most positive move on
all over Missouri fer the enforcement of
the liquor laws. The people are giving
more attention to the candidates on this
question than any one thing.
Approaching fully any information
you may see fit to give US on this mat
ter, believe me,
Truly yours,
w. O SHUPP,
Supt. Mo. Anti-Saloon Leag ue
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1910-07-21

The list of merchants who are
handling our contest coupons is.
it will be noted, considerably aug
mented this week; in fact almost
every merchant in Jasper will be
found enrolled thereon. That all
these were not included in the list
last week was due not to any neg
lect on their part, but to the failure
of the News man to see them II
time for last Thursdays issue.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1910-07-21
Pitts. the Paint Man.

Roy Hearn, a former Jasper
boy who has seen three years of
service in Uncle Sans navy, most
of which time was spent in the
PHILIPPINES, is here spending few
weeks with his uncle, ChaS. Sullens.
$3.50 and $500 ladies' wash
suits, your choice for $500 at r.
l.. Roberts & Sons.
The ladies of the Christian
church will serve ice cream and
cake on the lawn of Mrs. V. H.
Hendricks from two till six o'clock
Saturday July %. A cordial in
vitation is extended to everyone
Ladies skirts that were ST. SO
and ST. IS, reduced to $I.oo at r.
L. Roberts & Sons
Mrs. Frank Seal and son,
Dwight, who have been visiting
here for week past with the for
mer's father, H. F. Fox, left Mon
day for their home at Everest.
Kans.
Buy the best mower on earth
the great Mccormick. AS usual, ]
am selling fertilizers. Your note
looks good to me for one year ii
you want time. ]. A. CozATT
Mrs. Shoemaker and Miss Nellie
Rainbolt, of Galeshurg, Ills, arc
the guests of Mr.. ane Mrs. Press
Roberts in this city and of |. Y
Byers, west of town.
Good mich COWS for sale, fresh
soon, at my place, Jasper RID.
~ B. H. FoLLMER.
Breakfast Delight" coffee, in
lb. canisters csc. at Crandalls', TT!
this splendid coffee just once.
Up-to-date laundry, cleaning
dyeing and pressing. Del Beam
agt. 5-I2
The coffee given by the ladie
aid society of the M. E. church a
t the John Spaid home last Thursda.
afternoon was we'll attended and
r neat sum cleared.
Omer Webb and John Spai
saw the Joplin-Tulsra ball game
5 Joplin yesterday.
, White oxfords only soc at R. l.
c Roberts & Sons.
C Mrs. D. H. Triplett leaves tc
morrow for an extended visit wit
her daughter, Mrs. John A, BLYTHE
: at Savannah, Mo.
I Icel Ice! Ice! It's getting thf
n time of year, and Wheat will Sc
you all the ice you want.
All summer wash dress gooc
J. going at reduction of from 2ot
Ito 500 at RAJ. Roberts & Son
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1910-07-21
Notice of Final Settlement.

Notice is hereby given to all
creditors and others, interested in
estate Of John Gardner, deceased
that, !, Matgoret A. Gardner, ad-
ministratrix af said estate, intend
TO make final settlement thereof
at the next term of probate court
of Jasper County, state of Missouri
to be held at Carthage on the Sth
day of August, 1910.
Margaret A. Gardner,
7-7-4t Administrators.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1910-07-21

Mr.. and Mrs. Mattox, of Jasper
were visiting relatives in Golden
City, Saturday. We understand
Mr.. Mattox is contemplating buy
ing property in this city.--Herald.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1910-07-21

N. H. kelso, candidate for the
Democratic nomination for pro-
bate judge, has been actively COW
ering this part of the county dur
ing the past week, and seems to
have made many friends in his
party. If the primary vote runs
elsewhere as it seems certain to
run here, Mr.. Kelso will undoubt-
cdly be the Democratic nominee.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1910-07-21
The Worlds Greatest COrnetist at the
Head Of The Worlds
Greatest Band
Carthage, July "a, Two Concerts.

Kry herehere at the Chautauqua with his golden
cornet which instrument rival him.
the head Of his full band the organization
strumentaon and the gifted soosts that he
playing the big city Chicago Cincna Detroit
Milwaukee and other ctiesjust musicians than
carries When playing engagements for Chautauquas
The associated Chautauquas
with Mr. Kryl personally the possib
y ofe band playing within hundred miles
bly, operated by
heard Kyl and his band last will recall the
stirring will remember how the big audi
would enthusiastic numbers
would demand receive 4
the greatest musical organization that
appeared at chautauQua This he with
much and better musical increasing
Instrumentation effects
crpve numbers and he has built great that
do not include of last phenomenal
will unless there demand
and then only Read the special programs.
Children
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1910-07-21
SALE

We are going to sell all of our
Embroideries at cost. Don't
Miss it. D Harbur
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1910-07-21

See Walter H Bradbury's state
ment in next issue of the News.
He is-tbe Jasper county boy that
is trying to land the nomination
for county clerk.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1910-07-21
Ask for Coupons.

Below are the names of the mer.
chants who are cooperating with
the News by handling voting cou-
pons good in our big piano con-
test. They will return you, for
each dollar spent at the store, a
coupon good for 20 votes.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1910-07-21

Straw hats ! off at R. L. Rob-
erts & Sons.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1910-07-21
Webb Bros. Mere. Co.

Webb Bros. Nero. Co.
Genl Merchandise.
Crow Nero. Co.
Genl Merchandise.
Chandler & Son
Genl Merchandise.
J. D. Harbur
Gen'l Merchandise.
R. L. Roberts & Son
Gen'l Merchandise.
DR.. J. K. Schooler
Drugs.
II. F. Pitts
Drugs.
Putnam & Bishop
Groceries and Meat.
Crandall Bros.
Groceries and Meat.
]. R. Wheat
Groceries.
w. L. Rice
Groceries.
J.F. Bright
Groceries.
H. F. Hughes
Harness.
Waterbury 6 Cameron
jewelers..
Roy Wells
Jeweler.
Do AC W Jun
Hardware.
H. ]. Dearborn
Clothing.
T. II. Hammond
Feed & Produce.
D. w. Teeter
Furniture.
C. L. Hayzlett
Elevator.
Schroeder Grain Co.
Elevator.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1910-07-21
To the Country
Trade

we will say that during
the busy season we are
ready to wait on you at
any time. Our store is
open from 5 80 a. IN. to
8 p. m. +; at other hours
you can get us ny to
wait on you by calling
either No. ll2 or 142.
Don't fail to call us up,
for
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1910-07-21
Sc. as ladies tailored waists, ST.!

R. L. Roberts & Son,
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1910-07-21
Elevator

Mr.. and Mrs. D. U. Teeter are
visiting relatives at Hagerstown.
Ind, They will also visit at Bed
ford, Ohio, Leon. Ia, and several
other points before returning home.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-29

zine Dob PrIntlns. star once.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-29
SUGAR QUOTATIONS
LONDON BEETS

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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-29
CATCHING FARCE
WELL PLAYED

The Orpheum deserved a better
house than was present at last nigEeA
presentation of THE Wrong Mr..
Smith," a clever takeof from my
Friend from India" which made such
a hit when presented here some years
ago.
With the exception of the unfor-
tunate illness of Miss atkins the play
ran very smoothly for a first nights
performance. Miss Rita Abbott, who
took Miss Atkins part on moments
notice, did very well and received
much applause.
The musical specialties were all very
well received; some of the numbers
being the best heard here. The
chorus is well drilled and added no
small part to the success of the even
ing, The same bill is on tonight and
tomorrow night and the company
should play to good houses.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-29
VITALITY AND HAPPINESS.

strong and we'll and physically equal
to her tasks find her Homework wear
isome? Rarely. She thoroughly en-
joys keeping the house spic and span
and serving dainties and appetizing
meals. 1t only becomes a grind when
her strength becomes the smaller
quantity and the work the greater.
1t is almost impossible to be low
spirited or blue when one is thorough
ly well. When the eye is bright, the
cheeks glow with health, and vitality
is throbbing in every part of ones be
ing, ones spirit is apt to be content,
or equal to graphing with whatever
may come along. Joy in life goes
with abundant life
If, then, one has a chronic case of
disgust of life, or suffers from &C.
cassional attacks, the thing to do is
to build up the health. Do that which
viii restore vitality or life. You may
think is business, or your environ
ment, or some disappointment. But
no matter, such common-sense meth
DDS as exercise, fresh air, and good
food, and before you know it, your
appetite for living will come back and
you will be enjoying cherry minute and
hour of life with keen relish.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-29

A famous writer has said that dis
gust of life comes from comparative
absence of life, from the decay of
ones vitality. The question, rs life
worth living?" and its clever answer,
1T depends upon the liver" is but
another way of stating the same truth
Yet though many realize it when 1t
is put right to them, when this spirit
of disgust of life comes over them,
they fail to think of this reason for
it, or to apply this remedy.
Some people have almost a chronic
case of disgust of life, others have
temp )rary attacks of it. Almost every
one has experienced it at one time or
another, Some account for it by saying
business is bad and that they get de-
spondent; others that homework is
hard and monotonous; others that
friends have deserted them. Many
and various are the reasons given
for their WEAKNESS of living. But
really, after all, isn't it that vitality
is low.
When one feels full of energy, sim
ply brimming over with strength and
health, will lad business make him
respondent? Hardly. It only arouses
a spirit of determination to make bus,
mess good. One goes at it with tooth
and toenail" as the saying goes, and
enjoys the fight for success.
Does the housewife who feels
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-29

Fine Job Printing, Star Office.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-29

First Farmer-There's no use O.
tall1in', can't get along with some O
these here summer guests.
Second Farmer-What's the trou
BILE?
First Farmer have Jes' been lee
tured by that good-loollin' young wo
man with glasses for spoilin' the color
scheme of the garden by putting paris
green on the vegetables.