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-MONrcLAIR NORMAL 50

MoNrCLAIR NORMAL SCHOOL.
Bids are asked receivable at my office in the
Second National Bank Building, Hoboken, n. j.,
on october thirty-frst, nineteen hundred and
ten, at two p. M, for $50. 900 OF insurance on
contents and $500, 600 insurance on building Of
Normal School at Montolair. Give figures for
one. two. three, four and fve years; bids to be
sealed and presented at the above time, The
committee reserve the right to reject any and
all bids at its discretion.
EDWARD RUSS.
Chairman mi Montciair Normal School.
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TAPPAN ST, 1i2, near Davis sv.. Kearny.
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CITY Advertisements.


PURLIC NOTICE is hereby given that the fol-
wins ordinances have been passed BY the
Board Of Street and Water Commissioner and
and pursuant to Chap+er IS Of the State laws
Of 1909 are herewith published by title:
An ordinance to provide for the paving of
HTDDBN PLACE,
from Orange street TO the East Orange line, with
obiong granite block pavement on a elk 90 inch
concrete foundation.
An ordinance TO provide for the grading, curb
ing and tagging OF
HILLSIDE AVENUE.
from Watson avenue northefly about liz feat.
Adopted October 20, 1910.
A. r. DEN3fAk,
President Of the Board Of Street ana Water
Commissioners
WM. E.. GREATTMAD,
Clerk of the Board.
Approved October 81. 1910.
JACOB HAUSsLING.
octa2-Bt Mayor.
PUBLIC NOTICE is hereby given that the fol-
owing ordinance has been passed by the
Board OF Street and Water Commissioners and
and pursuant to Chapter 50 OF the State laws OF
1909 is herewith published by title:
An ordinance to provide for the vacation OF
L SUSSEX AVENUE,
at the old dividing line between Newark and
East Orange.
Adopted October 90, 1910.
A. II. DENMAH,
President of the Board of Street and Water
Commissioners
WM L. GREATHEAD.
Clerk OF the Board.
JACOB H~AUssLING,
oct22-6t Mayor.
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Tax Notice.
TAX NOTICE.
OFFICE or RECEIVER OF TAXES,
City Hall.

City Hall.
Newark. n. j., October 10. 1910.
This Office will be open from Thursday, DC
tober 20, 1910. until April IA. 1911, for the reoep-
tion of taxes for 1910.
Particular attention is called TO the follow
ing requirements Of law:
If paid on or before the thirty-frst day of
October, one a. per cent. will be deducted.
If paid on or before the twentieth day of
November. one-half 90 Of one % per cent. VIII
be deducted.
If paid on or before tho twentieth day Of De-
cember, the exact amount of tax.
II not paid on or before the twentieth day OF
December, interest at the rate OF twelve on
per cert. per annum will be added.
II not paid on or before April If. 1911, war
rants will be issued with three 90 per cent.
penalty, justice and collectors fees, In al.
dition to ten $40 cents cost OF publication, oe
each amount personal.
Office open from S a. m. to 2 D. IN.
Saturdays from s a. M. to IL m.
ROBERT L. ROSS.
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STRAWBERRIES RIPE IN CONN.

WINSTED, Conn, Oct. 22.-Apple
Inc pear trees in this section are in
bloom again. also dandclions, ana the
berry-picking season is not over yet.
Mrs. James Morgan, Of Norfolk. picked
three quarts of bluoberries yesterday.
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Mrs. c. c. Scranton found a cluster of
violets in South Main street, this city,
yesterday. Mortimer Clark had straw
berries out Of his garden for supper
last evening.
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sIRLs WANTED.

GIRLS OVER IS YEARS OLD
WANTED FOR INCANDEsCBNT LAMP
MAKING; CLEAN. LIGHT. INTEREST
ING WORK. FACTORY IS LOCATED
WITHIN Is MINUTES TROLLEY
RIDE FROM BROAD AND MARKET
SITS. KINNEY CARS PASS DOOR.
THREE MINUTES WALK FROM
SPRINGFIELD Av. CARS. OPERA
TORS ARE WELL PAID WHILE
LEARNING. WORKING HOURS. 7
A. NJ. TO $50 p. NJ; SATURDAYS. 7 A.
NJ. TO - L.. APPLY GENERAL ELEC-
TRIO CO. SEVENTEENTH Ay. AND
BOYD ST.
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BLACKMAN - On Thursday, October
20, 1910, after a lingering Illness. Otto
e. Blackman, beloved son OF otto ana
Emile Blackman. in his 23d yea
Funeral will take place on sunday,
October %, from the late esidence
118 Hollywood venue East Orange
at 2 p. IN. Relatives and friends are
kindly invited to attend. Interment
in Evergreen Cemetery at the con-
v~enience Of the family.
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Real Estate Wanted.

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CITY Advertisements.
.rY TREAsURnR's OFFICE
No 9 city HILL.

CITY TREAsURnR's OFFICE
No. 8 City Hall.
Newark, N. J., October l, 1910.
To the Honorable Common Council OF the City
of Newark. New Jersey: I
Legislature. entitled, "a further supplement- Of
the act. entitled. An act to amend and revise
the charter Of the City of Newark, " approved
February 22d. 1866. I herewith present a state
ment Of the cash transactions OF the city for
the month of September. 1910:
RECEIPTS.
Cash balance, August 3ist,
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SHAW-On October 81. 1910. at her par
ents' home, 9S Clifton avenue, Mary
Elizabeth, daughter of Hugh and
Elizabeth Shaw. in her 40th year.
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DowN-At Plymouth, England, on Oc-
tober II, 1910. Charles 8. Down esd
formerly a resident of piace
Montclair, at the residence OF his
mother. after a long, painful illness.
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DAVENPoRT-on October q, 1910
Margaret Davenport, at the residence
of her daughter, Mrs. william Kings
lev, 81 Murray street.
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BRoWNER-At Orange, N. j., October
81. 1910, Alice F., beloved daughter OF
Richard and the late Mary Browner,
70 Matthews street, Orange.
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FEMALE applicants Of the Bureau OF Employ
nent of the city of Newark. who are DESTROYS
o. speedily securing places In frst-class fam
lilies as houseseepeTs, cooks. chanberrnaids,
nurses. etc, will please call at the bureaus
ladies' reception room. ground floor nronD OF
the City Hall, every afternoon. excepting Satur-
days, Sundays and holidays, between the hours
Of 2 and 4, when they will meet ladies needing
their services.
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FALLON-At East Orange, on October
81, 1910, Catherine, beloved wife OF
Patrick FaIlon Cnee King), 70 Rorth
Park street.
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Notices Of births. enaagements ans
marriages 30 cents. Deaths, N oennss
with notice Of funeral. 30 cents.
DEATHS.

BITTNER-At Liberty, N. T., on oc-
tober 10, 1919, William, son of m
and the late Louis G. Bittner, aged %
years.
Relatives and friends are invited
20 attend his funeral from MS
mothers residence. 90 Bay street,
Montclair, N. j., On Saturday at )
D. m. Interment at Bloomfield Com
etery.
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Pianos and Organs.
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C times 41ac d word; 81 a line l month.

DON'T pay Broad st. prices for 6 piano. We
are out OF the high rent district; our prices
are $50 to sfo0 lower than downtown. New up.
rights s. monthly; used uprights. $50 up. JOHN
SPURGE. Go Springfield av.
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ISING-on Friday, octobsr n, 1870
Mathew j. King. son OF the late
Charles and Margaret King (nee Nc
Guire).
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Situations Wanted-FemaIe.
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GENERAL Homework or cook, colored. t26
Academy st. answer postal.
If YOU are in need Of household servants such
as housekeepers, cooks, chambermaids, nurses.
ETC.. you can interview applicants of this citys
Bureau Of Employment by visiting the bureaus
ladies' reception room on the ground floor
'front.' OF the Cit Hall. every afternoon, ex-
copting Saturdays, Sundays and holidays. be-
tween the hours of 2 and 4.
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O'HALLORAN-On October %. 1910, at
his residence, 115 st. Charles street,
Patrick. beloved son of Thomas and
Ann O'Halloran.
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Storage.

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JOB DE CAMP, storage; safes and plano,
stored 81 per month; piano rooms steam heated
during winter; furniture stored 81 per month up
locked rooms. Tel. 4a2 Market.
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ENDERS-On Thursday, OCTOBER ~,
1910. william Barton Finders, aged so
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City Advertisements.

OFFICE OF THE BOARD OF EXCISE COM
MISSIoNERS OF THE CITY
OF NEWARK.
City Hall, October 10. 1910.
The following is the list of the names, resi-
dences and places of business of applicants for
licenses contained In all applica lions or petit
lions made to this board for the granting OF
licenses to sell splrituous, vinoua. tI,alt or
brewed liquors. and not heretofore published
according to law, to wit:
Name. Place of Business. Residence
RETAIL-RENEWAI.S.
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Relatives and friends are invited TO
attend the funeral services MS
late residence, 141 Bank street. on
Monday, the cath inst, ut 3 p. H. IN
torment Paramount Cemetery.
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., Oh Saturday.
October 22, 1910. Charles
aged GA years Is days, beloved hus-
band OF Mary Hellmund (nee bued-
deke),
Relatives and friends, also Newark
Lodge No. SO, K. and L. of H., are re-
snectfully invited to attend n
funeral on Monday, October d, at 3
d. M, from his late residence. $50
south Orange emf Internacnt IN
Woodland Cemetery.
HYLER-Cn October u, 1910, Ellis
worth, beloved child of Frank and
Anna Hyler (nee Schwahi), aged 8
wears. at his parents' residences. IS
Tichenor street.
ISING-On Friday, octobsr "a, 1910.
Mathew j. King. son OF the late
Charles and Margaret King (nee Nc
Guire).
LYoN-At East Orange. N. j. ochobe
90, 1910, Oscar Aaron, husband or
Mary Lyon tnse Martini, aged ~
years. 21o Renshaw avenue.
MACAULEY-on October 81, 1910,
John. beloved husband OF Eliza Ma
cauley, at his late residence. 1877
North Eleventh street.
MosER-on October q. 1910, at tho
parents home. 1913 Bergen street,
Joseph Franklin. son Of Joseph f.
and Frances G. Moser, aged 9 months
20 days.
MURRAY-on SATURDAY, October %,
1910, at her late residence, 80 Wick
life street, Catherine Murray Cnee
Gallagher), beloved wife of Martin
Murray.
O'CONNOR-At West Orange, n. j.,
October :. 1910. John j. 0Connor.
O'HALLORAN-On October %, 1910, at
his residence, 115 ST. Charles street,
Patrick. beloved son of Thomas and
Ann O'Halloran.
RITZ-Suddonly. after lingering illness.
on Wednesday. October 10, 1910, Emil
Ritz, beloved husband Of Charlotte
Ritz (nee Schreiber), aged SO years,
~ Centre street.
SCHWERDT-On October 90, 1910,
Henry A., husband of the late Caro-
line a. Schwerdt. aged SO years, 2S5
Orange street.
SHAW-On October u. 1910. at her par
ents' home, 95 Clifton avenue, Mary
Elizabeth, daughter OF Hugh and
Elizabeth Shaw. in her 40th year.
SOMMBRS-On October q. 1910. Frank
Sominers at his late residence, 62t
Livingston street. Elizabeth. N. j.
Relatives and friends are kindly in
vited to attend the funeral services
on Sunday afternoon at 2 O'Clock
from his late residence. Interment
Evergreen Cemetery.
SWAIN-At Bloomfield. n. j., October
20, 1910, william, husband Of Mary r.
Swain, in his seventy-flfth year, 81
Linden venue
TRIMBLE-On Thursday, October 20.
1910, Mary Beatrice Amore Trimble,
daughter of the late Henry w. and
Mary ]. Trimble.
Funeral services will be held at the
House Of Prayer. Broad and State
streets, on Sunday at 2 p. m. Rela-
tives and friends are invited to at
Tend. Interment in Mt. Pleasant
Cemetery.
YER BRYCK-At Belleville, on Thurs
day, october 20, Samuel A. Yer Bryck.
aged Sc years, 152 Washington ave-
nue., Belleville.
ATTIC CTDJKEC ODANGE
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Real Estate for Sale.
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6 times iisc a word; 81 q line / month.
CITY

O sALE-Two beautiful houses on Gordon
hurst av., Montclair. N. J. For terms apply
to r. NEEDHAM RAIL- Ill Passaic av., uar-
rison, y. J..
VAN WAGENEN ST.-Bricl; dwelling, 8 roor "a
bath, all improvements. steam heat; ~,
lGx1o0; price $3.50. J. WARD SMITH & SOM
Prudential Building.
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" aAA1s
John Stern, SOL Twelfth y............S Same place
William F. Woefe. 56S-72 Central ay.Same place
William j. Carrot, 30i Orange st......Sa-ne place
George II. Minch, 10I Mulberry St., Same Place
Max Hoeven. $50 Mt. Prospect av.... Same place
Felix Fitzsiunnons, as Bowery st......Same place
Peter Gruss, So Jackson st...........Same place
Edward Schneider, IS Court st........Same place
Herman Ruhl, 1871 Magazine st........Same place
William p. Tighe, 204-206 New Jersey Ituil-
road Same place
Florian SchweiSert, l15 Emmett st....Ssme Place
William Mschulskis, 1 Clover st..,...Same place
Albert Schneider, 81 Spring st.,......Same place
James Allen. 17s Orange st..........Same place
Thomas Proctor. 2s1 Frelinghuysen av,
Same place
Cornelius Bush, 31-2S Front st........ Same place
Thomas A. Blaney, asa Orange st.....Same place
Michael Walsh, SO North Fourth st.. Same place
Euplio Bonavita, 80 Bedford st........Same place
John ]. Vogler, POI Ferry st..........Same place
Otto and Housle, 225 Bloomfield aY. Same place
Emil w. Knoth, 1888 Broad st...,....Sanle Place
Frederick Berger, 400 Mulberry St.. Same place
Fred w. Huttenbach. 260-266 Washington
Same place
Angelo Demarest. Cog North Seventh 81.
Same place
Same place
James Mccarthy. 146 Mulberry st.....Same place
RICHARD MILLER,
JAMES F. CONNOLLY,
City Clerk.
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GIRLS over IS years old to learn wire weaving;
good pay. pleasant conditions. DE WITT
WIRE CLOTH co, Mill ST., Belleyille.
GIRLS TO learn polishing on silver novelties.
Apply UNGER BROS, 80 Beecher st.
HOUSEWoRKERS. cooks and mattresses
wanted at ORANGE BUREAU OF DOMESTIC
REQUIREMENTS. 564 Main St, East Orange.
WANTBD-A clean. neat girl. between Il and
16 years, to assist in h~ouseworlk In small fam
lily. Apply at IA South Nineteenth St, near
Springfield av.
WANTED-Laundress and kitchen maid. to2
Court st.
WANTED-Young women to take a years train
ing as nurses. 1902 Court st.
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For Sale.

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METAL CEILINGS AND WALLS
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.
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BUSINESS OPPoRTUNTTY-Dry-goods store,
doing big business; hest business location IN
Newark; offers right business mar with $1,000
capital two departments, crockery, house FUR
rishings and shoes without paying rent; owner
FULLER. 65 and CT Market st.
BUSINESS PLACES SOLD-IK you want TO buy
or sell see SCHWARTZ'S Business Exchange.
2G5 Springfield ev. Phone SILL. Market.
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LOanS-PerSOnal.
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8 times 41ac a word; 81 a line 1 month.

sALAR1ED people, women keeping house and
others furnished money without security
cheapest rates, easiest terms: save money by
seeing me before trading elsewhere. Offices In
&C principal cities. D. H. TOLMAN, room ei2,
2SS Washington st.
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LISTERS AGRICULTURAL CHEMICAL
WORKS.
Manufacturers Of Fertilizers of all kinds.
Bone Black, Glue. Grease. Chemicals. etc.
Buyers CT Dry Bone and Butchers Bone. Con-
signmentS solicited. For particulars address
LIST RS AGRICULTURAL CHEMICAL
WORKS. 2e Broadway, New York city. and
Lister av., Newark. N. I.
JOHN r. KEHOE. President.
WE pay the highest prices for old gold. silver.
platinum and diamonds. Ex-
CHANGE. 1873 Market ST., room 206. cor. Halsey.
HOuqehc1d Goods.
ALL KINDS oT FURNITURE. CONTENTS
OF HOUSES, FLATS " STORES
BOUGHT: CASH QUICK; CONFIDENTIAL
~ SOUTH ORANGE Az: PHONE 2071 Mkt.
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ARTISTIC sign work; lowest prices. HoRLE
l2S Market st, Kings Bldg. Phone 312O-J. Mkt.
o SALE-Large mirror: fine piate;. suitable
for tailor or milliner. Apply i2f Third av.
S~ALE-Fixture domes less than WHOLE
sale. IS Lawrence At.
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Business Personals.

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MosER-on October q. 1910, at tho
parents home. 1913 Bergen street,
Joseph Franklin, son Of Joseph f.
and Frances 6. Moser. aged 9 months
20 days.
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MACAULEY-on October a, 1910
John, beloved husband OF Eliza Ma
cauley, at his late residence. 1Si
North Eleventh street.
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BRENNER ST., 40, near Kent.-Tive large light
rooms, improvements.
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Boarding.

BROAD ST. 9S5--Rooms with hrst-olass board,
southern view. refined location. steam heat,
running water; adults only; table board; phone
1881.
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RADIATORS.
POT STOVES,
WALSH'S SONS & CO.,
CLAY AND PASSAIC SITS.
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., on Saturday.
October 22, 1910. Charles Hellmund,
aged Ga years Is days, beloved nus
band OF Mary Hellmund (nee Lued-
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Instruction.

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MURRAY-on SATURDAY, October %,
1910, at her late residence, SO Wick
life street, Catherine Murray Inee
Gallagher). beloved wife of Martin
Murray.
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LYoN-At East Orange. N. J.. October
90, 1910, Oscar Aaron, husband o.
Mary Lyon tnse Martini, aged ~
Years. z1o Rensaaw avenue.
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HYLER-Cn October u, 1a0, ELS
worth, beloved child Of Frank AND
Anna Hyler (nee SchwahN, aged
years, at his parents residence. 30
Tichenor street.
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CENTRAL Av sAND AMHERST ST, East Or
ange-Six large, light. cheerful rooms, ele-
gantly decorated, separate heaters; s25. Apply
DAVID /. HELLER, 500 Broad st,
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BY KENNETH HARRIS.

TITS melancholy looking customer
from the Little Tar1io sighed when
- the storekeeper asked him how
things were going. .Nothin to brag
about, Rufe,' he answered. "Beeton 6
hawgs have got the cholery an 1 don't
look for nothin' better but what mine
will catch it, too. An I've fed out clost
onto three hundred bushels o. corn to EN-.
bsides good third of my apple crop, an
pasturin EN- on clover. That's jest the
luck / have right along"
'Mabbe they'll miss it," said the store
keeper, consolingly.
IF they was anybody else's hawgs, they
might" said the melancholy man, dis
corsolateiy Anyway. the almanac
claims that we're goin' to have a wet
month, an that means I might as well
say goodbye to my timothy I never
seen that until it was too late. Now I
got to set an see that hay spile.'
These yer aimanacs arc wrong Jest
about as often as they're right said Old
Man Somarindyk. Anyway, I wouldn't
w0rry."
might as we'll wait until suthin' hap
pens afore you fee bad about 1t. an then
1t won't do any good TO feel bad, so a
Teller might as well keep a stiff upper
lip This from Solomon Baker.
"'Cosdin' to the way I figger II. IL a
Teller worries a heap aforehand, he won t
feel near so bad about 1t when his COW
falls down the we'll. observed Washing
ton Hancock.
Another thing. there's some folks take
. right smart O. comfort in feeiin' mis-
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@. T.. Davey, Manager,
w. l.. Crawford.

in cold sweat for fear it would run away
an throw him out Of the wagon an break
his neck; If it rained he was afraid ne q
ketch cold an go into gallopln' con-
sumption, an If the sun was shinin' ne q
worry about sunstrokes.
ANY time there come up a high wind
he'd make a break for the root cellar an
set there shiyerin' to think now easy the
roof could cave in an bury him alive
Folks I'D tell him how foolish he was
to fret an fuss an wear hissef TO
shadder when there wasn't no 'casion.
Didn't Mark Ritchie step on rusty
nail an run it into his foot an have TO
have his laig cut off an then die OF
blood p'ison'.' says Yves.
That amt no sign that you'll do the
same thing, they tells him.
It's sign that it might happen to
me jest as well as not says Yves. The
soles o. my feet amt no tougher than
Marks was, an there's rusty nails most
ever where. Didn't Ben Williams get
drunk an fall off the sidewalk an frac-
ture his skull?' ne says. Do you mean to
tell me that Paul La Borde didn't shoot
the top of his haid off cleanin' his gun?
Wasn't Bud Gilmore bit by a rattlesnake,
an didn't. ne die afoTe they could get
whisky to him?
DO you all mean to tell me that
Wallace Poole didn't choke hisse'f to
death on a bone, eatin' Goldfish? / spose
you'll say at Bill Tracy didn't bust a
blood vessel laffin at old man Bruce when
he slipped on the ice in front of his door?
Amt their tombstuns up there in the
graveyard? says Yves. Then, I'd like
to know why they hain't no 'casion to
fret. You all will see some o. these yer
fine days
Maybe so, If we live to be as old as
you says Walt Jennings, who was the
Teller he wss a-salkin' to. 'Fust thing you
know, inside of forty or fifty years you'll
be havin' fatal attack of old age says
Walt.
You'll see,' says IVES
AN tt turned out that was the enc