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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-11-13
TENNYsoN's LOVE FOR PIPE
Poet Laureate Smoked a Long Clay
and Hated Florence Because the
Tobacco There Was Bad.

Tennyson's passion for a long clay
is well known. He smoked hiilos and
afterwards Dublin clays; mild birds
eye was his favorite tobacco. The
story that he never smoked the same
pipe twice is absurd, for. like all
smokers, he detested new pipes. He
entertained the liyeliest hatred OF
Florence. because he could not get
any decent tobacco there. and on this
account promptly returned home.
Carlyle, describing Tennyson. said.
Smokes infinite tobacco" His deyo-
ton to the herb became so intense
that literally he could not exist with
out it On one occasion, at soiree
of the Royal society. he declared he
must have a pipe A friend said he
should smoke up the chimney OF the
library or on the roof. Tennyson
chose the latter. and, with his body
thrust half way through the skylight.
pulled away in peace. descending in o
quarter of an hour greatly refreshed
Wherever he went he must be al
lowed to smoke Accepting an inyt-
tation 10 visit MIR Gladstone on 1875,
he wrote: AS you are good enough
to say You will manage anything
rather than lose my visit. will YOU
manage that | can have M pipe IL
ny room whenever like"
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-11-13

8 room, e5x15o S. S. $4,000
8 room, 5Ox140 S s.. !. $1,000
Z room, corner lot S. S.. $500
Two 7-room, n S. each. $4,000
Two S-room full lots ga. $4,000
5 room cottage, S. S. $1,000
And others just as good.
Is acres, fruit, berry and
dairy. 1900 bearing fruit trees
$65 per acre.
100 acres, good house and
barn, orchard, well fenced, so
per acre.
So acres, bottom, vel. i'm
proved, house and barn, etc.
$50 per acre.
SO acres, 5 room house, two
barns, fruit, good land, SIS
per acre.
Splendid bargains il farms
of all sizes and prices IN Scot
land Co., Mo.
| Come In and see rs.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-11-13
Maxwen& Tumelty
Insurance and Real Estate.
IL North Sixth Street
FOR SALE

FOR SALE
No. 602 High Street, ten room,
thoroughly modern dwelling, in fine
condition.
No. s2S Blondeau Street, an eight
room dwelling, In fine condition.
modern except furnace. full corner
lot
No. 1920 Blondeau Street. an eight
room dwelling. gas and water, full lot,
and in fine condition.
No. 400 North Fifth street, seven
room dwelling. with furnace and city
water, corner lot, 45x110. in good
condition. a bargain at s225o.
We have for sale good list OF de-
sirable residence and investment
property in all parts OF the city,
which we will be pleased to show Gus
toners.
FOR RENT
No. 416 High Street, Eight rooms.
modern except furnace.
Bell Phone 222 Black.
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MEN WANTED-age 1885, for fire
men, 500 monthly, and brakemen
$50 on railroads in Keokuk vicinity.
Experience unnecessary: no strike.
Positions guaranteed competent men.
Promotion. Railroad Employing head
quarters-over 500 men sent TO posi-
tions monthly. State age; send
stamp. Railway Association. Dept.
263. 227 Monroe Street, Brooklyn, y
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-11-13
. ACRE GLANCE ORCHARD in the

. ACRE GLANCE ORCHARD in the
gulf coast country OF Texas will
yield you big profit; many growers
are clearing $1,000 an acre from or
ange lands; on account of high prices
in California, the biggest money
making possibilities for the orange
industry are in southern Texas: We
turn over TO YOU, in FIVE years, bear
ing orange orchard that will make a
good living for you; terms are easy.
Write for illustrated booklet describ-
ing our proposition. The Gulf Orchard
Co, 147 Pearl st. Council Bluffs Ia.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-11-13

WANTED-Driver for mail wagon
Elderly man preferred. Jas. Cam
eron's Sons
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LOST.

LOST Paul E. Writ fountain per
with two gold bands on it. Finder
return TO Iri-State Auto garage.
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WANTED-A girl for general house
work. Family of three. Call at
7o4 Morgan.
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MISCELLANEOUS.

TAKEN From Young womans
Christian Association. large valu-
able book on sewing. Return to Mrs.
Mary Miller. No questions asked.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-11-13

FOR RENT-Four furnished rooms
for light Housekeeping; bath and
gas. Inquire SIG Fulton st.
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FOR RENT Modern cottage. 5 rooms.
bath and furnace, SIS orleans Ave.
New house, ! rooms. bath, furnace and
laundry, $50 Morgan street Six room
house. 511h Exchange street. In.
quire A. j. Ruddick. 5o4 Orleans Ave,
Both phones.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-11-13

FOR RENT-3 or furnished rooms
for light housekeeping. Modern. APP
dress G. L., this office.
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ron SALE

FOR SALE-Soft coal stove-Ger-
man Heater. SIS Morgan st. Iowa
40 Black.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-11-13

BUY MISSOURI LAND-Raises ev-
erything. Good markets, cheap now,
going up, easy terms. We help you
Write quick Missouri State IInmigra-
ton Board. Springfield, No
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-11-13

BLACK AUSTRIAN LYNX SETS
of beautiful Russian shawl, with
magnificent rug muff elegantly
trimmed with head and tails: lined
with shirred satin: worn a few times
on stage by theatrical team now
leaving on southern tour: practically
new; cost $50 per set; sell for $50
per set; viii send c. o. D. allowing
examination at owners expense. Ad-
dress their manager. Mauray Liebers,
% East 1sth Street, New York City
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FOR RENT-One nicely furnished
front room; modern conveniences.
Furnace heat Inquire at 1903 Con-
cert street.
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w ant Col umn
WANTED.

WANTED-A girl for general house
work, apply to Mrs. ". B. Woolley,
1922 Timea St
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M. S. Ack'e s
The Real Estate Man
Room l Estes Bldg.
MISCELLANEOUS.

800 MONTHLY and expenses to
travel and distribute samples for
big manufacturer, steady work s.
Scheffer. treasurer. Y IS. Chicago.
s12 TO $50 week guaranteed. Lady
demonstrators to sell American
Queen front and back lace corsets
and ladies speeialties Exclusive pat
terms. Write Desk s American Cor
set Co. 315 Dearborn St. Chicago.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-11-13

FOR RENT-No. 116 and lis North
Seventh street. Bath. gas and new
ly paper. Inquire Mrs. VI B. Inger-
soil. TO North Seventh.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-11-13

FOR RENT-New. modern 7-room
house; bath, gas, furnace and laun-
dry; 224 South Fifteenth street. Also
2ls six rooms; water and gas: newly
remodeled. Charles Altes, AIS Blon-
deau street.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-11-13

AGENTS: Money: perfume; Xmas;
Mammoth hand decorated dollar bot
tie zoe. Quickest, easiest seller. Ex-
ira 500 Xmas gift, Parker Chemical
Co, Chicago.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-11-13

FOR RENT-A nicely furnished front
room. Enquire 425 Timea street.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-11-13

FOR RENT Front room. nicely furn.
ished. 7l3 High street
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ASsABLL:
GERAIDiSE
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FOR RENT A four room house.
Gas and attic; 41s North Ninth
street. Inquire at S24 Orleans.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-11-13

FOR RENT-Dwelling 500 Blondeau
St, rooms, gas, bath electric
lights F. f Renaud. Agt-
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-11-13

Astrogical reading, present,
future. learn thy tuture. business,
marriage. love affairs, etc. Can help
you, birth date, three &c stamps for
mailing etc. Will surprise you Prof.
Marion, Peoria, III.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-11-13

FOR RENT-Six room house at 1919
Park st. Inquire H. c. Duncan
307 Main.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-11-13

WANTED Tailor shop help; finish
ers, pressers. armhole basters. nut
ton hole makers edge basters and
all kinds of tailor shop help. Steady
work. good wages. NJ. L. Obe-ndorf
and Co., Pennington, Iowa.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-11-13

FOR RENT-Dwelling of seven
rooms and bath in First Ward. Low
rent. l.. b. Field.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-11-13

FOR sALE-A mare, city broke, will
work single or double. Good de-
livery or driving horse. Apply ITO
Carroll, Ket kuk. Iowa.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-11-13

FOR RENT-Furnished front room in
modern home. Furnace heat. All
conveniences. 1924 Morgan.
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FOR REAT-House OF six rooms. no.
500 North 18th street. Maxwell &
Tumetty. Iowa phone 222 Black.
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FOR RENT-Seven room cottage
with bath, modern s1s Fulton. In
quire OF JOS ". Steiger.
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FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-One nicely furnished
front room; modern conveniences
Furnace heat. Inquire at 1903 Con-
cert street
FOR RENT-New, modern t-room
house; bath, gas, furnace and laun-
dry; 224 South Fifteenth street. Also
2la six rooms; water and gas: newly
remodeled- Charles Altes, AIS Blon-
deau street.
FOR RENT-Furnished front room in
modern home. Furnace heat. All
conveniences. 1924 Morgan.
FOR RENT-Six room house at 1872
Park ST. Inquire H. c. Duncan,
3O7 Main.
FOR RENT-Dwelling of seven
rooms and bath in First Ward Low
rent l.. B. Field.
FOR RENT - A four room house.
Gas and attic; 41S North Ninth
street Inquire at S24 Orleans.
FOR RENT or furnished rooms
for light housekeeping. Modern. APP
dress G. L., this office.
FOR RENT-Four furnished rooms
for light Housekeeping; bath and
gas Inquire sig Fulton st.
FOR RENT-Modern cottage, 5 rooms.
bath and furnace. SIS Orleans Ave.
| New house. ! rooms. bath, furnace and
laundry, $50 Morgan street. Six room
/ house. 5111s Exchange street. In.
quire A j. Ruddick. 5o4 Orleans Ave.
4 Both phones.
FOR sALE-A mare. city broke, will
| work single or double Good de.
livery or driving horse. Apply 71o
Carroll, keckuk. Iowa.
FOR Rents Seven room cottage
with bath, modern s19 Fulton. In
/ quire OF JOS. W. steiger.
Il IaOEN men - must Vi SIN TOOllS, no.
! 500 North 18th street Maxwell &
Tumehy. Iowa phone 222 Black
/ FOR RENT-No. 11s and lis North
Seventh street. Bath. gas and new
" paper Inquire Mrs. NJ B. Inger
soil, TO North Seventh
FOR RENT-Front room, nicely furn
ished, 7l3 High street.
FOR RENT-A nicely furnished front
room. Enquire 425 Timea street.
FOR RENT-Dwelling, 500 Blondear
St, rooms, gas, bath. electric
lights E. r Renaud, Agc.
FOR RENTING OF three rooms
completely furnished. water and
gas. 2ee Concert L B. Field.
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WANTED ilkmans outfit, such a:
bottles and cans. Address NJ
Gate City.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-11-13

WANTED-Young men to prepare for
positions as automobile repairmen,
chauneurs, statesmen. We make you
expert in ten weeks by mail; assist
you to good position. Pay big. de
mand for men great Free mod.- OF
automobile with course. Sample les
son and particulars free. Write to-
day: terms reasonable. Emnee Auto
mobile Institute, Rochester, N. Y.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-11-13

a bishops RIG. How much was this
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-11-13

FOR SALE 1850 acres timber land
in Shannon County. Mo, one mile
from town, good healthy climate,
good soil, the place to make money
land is productive For full particu
lars address >. ]. Dice, Stanberry,
No.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-11-25
Bedtime For Children.

Sunset should be the time for every
child under eight years of age. When
the chickens go to roost and twilight
begins to deepen the country baby's
head begin to droop, and he is ready
for his cot. The more nervous town
baby, who has nothing for an example
except the sun and who at any rate
on rainy days is used to twilight at
mosphere at midday, seldom wishes
TO go to bed with the chickens.
If he lives in an apartment he must
hear drifting down the hall the tan
talizing voices Of his elders at dinner,
and the smell Of savory things from
the kitchen greets his nostrils. But
hard as it must seem. the city mother
must have even more rigid rules about
bedtime than the country mother. Her
child is at a greater disadvantage in
the first place in not living where he
can breathe the purest air in the
midst Of healing country sights and
sounds. The distractions of city life
are so numerous and so varied that
city bred children need more repose
than children in smaller towns or the
country.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-11-25
Facts About the
Fishes That Fly.

The wings Of two known kinds of
flying fish are the pectoral fins grown
to an enormous size, says st. Nicholas.
The kind commonly seen is called the
flying herring and resembles the gar
pike. They do not move these fins
when flying, but seem rather to float
on the wind. such fight sometimes eX-
tending in calm weather to distance
of more than an eighth of mile.
When they come on board ship their
coming is supposed to be caused by
air currents which the wind makes as
1t strikes against the side Of the YES
sci and which lift the fish above the
deck. Some observers say that it can
change the direction of its fight at
will, but it is probably at the mercy
of the wind. The fish are supposed to
leave the water to escape a hungry
enemy.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-11-25
What Or. Madison Ps.ers Says.

Our presidents were largely acci-
dents. called from the plain people,
They made good as a rule. Almost
any American can be a king. Our
American women so unexpectedly call
ed to accompany the presidents to the
White House acquitted themselves
with "A sense Of fitness, showing that
any American girl can be queen.
Mems prejudices come from the head
and may be overcome; the prejudices
of women spring from the heart and
are impregnable.
As a rule. the fisherman with the
best bait catches the biggest fish. but
sometimes hasty woman, like a
greedy trout. swallows a hook with
nothing on II.
what part OF speech is woman?"
asked a boy Of his father. He answer
ed "She is no part; she is the whole
OF IT," Supposing that the man was
right in allotting to the woman a mani
fold proportion Of talkativeness. many
men must have inherited their moth
ers' share.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-11-25
Maqic Writinq.

In this game a confederate Is neces-
sary. The player states to the COM
pany, after few remarks on ancient
sign language, that he is able to read
signs made with a stick on the floor
and agrees to leave the room while
the company decide upon some word
or sentence.
The game is played as follows: 1t is
agreed by the player and his confeder-
ate that one tap on the floor shall rep
resent A, two taps E, three taps /,
four taps o, and five taps U, and that
the first letter of each remark the
confederate makes shall be one Of the
consonants of the word or sentence de-
cided upon by the company. The con-
sonants must be taken in order. On
the players return, supposing the word
chosen TO be March," his confederate
would commence: MANY people think
this game a deception" Qnitial letter
M. One tap on the floor (A). Really
1t is very simple" Gnitial RI. Coming
to the end soon" Gnitial letter G.. Hope
It has been quite clear" Gnitial letter
h.
A few more signs are made so as not
to finish too abruptly, and the player
then states the word to be March"
If carefully conducted this game will
interest an audience for a considerable
time.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-11-25
Nail Bitina.

Nail biting is very common habit
among children and is often the result
Of an extremely nervous temperament.
1t is a good plan to take such child
to a doctor. who will probably give
him good tonic to brace up the nerv-
Gus system.
The child should also have pointed
out to him how ugly his nails and An.
gers are getting. Show him how to
keep his nails clean and well trimmed
and try to induce him to take pride
In them.
A good plan is to interest him in kin
dergarten work Of some kind that will
keep both his hands and brain EN-
ployed. II this is done the chances are
that very soon the habit will disap-
pear.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-11-25
In the Pines.

The pine Is the greatest American
tree 1t has been of the widest use.
is most in demand. and has enriched
its tens of thousands OF men. The
most fashionable tourist and health
resorts in the south are in the "piney
woods" regions-vide Aiken, S. c.;
Pinehurst, N. c.; Thomasville, Ga,
and others. 1t is the resinous quality
of the ozone that attracts the health
and pleasure seekers. Also the piney
woods country affords the finest Of
fruits, vegetables and melons. Living
is cheap among the pines. health
good and the people well fed.-Dallas
(Tex) News.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-11-25
An Idle Boaster.

A most beautiful rainbow was light
ing up the skies. Gold, crimson, pur-
pie, every lovely tint, was comprised
in its arch, from the deepest to the
most delicate hues.
Every one admired it. Most of all it
admired itself.
Il am handsome" it said-"mOre
beautiful, far handsomer than the sun,
for bright as he is he has but one col
or, and have many"
The monarch of the skies heard this
boast and smiled quiet smile. Then,
hiding his beams in a cloud, he con-
cealed himself for an instant.
Where was the rainbow?
1t had disappeared. 1t had forgotten
that only by the reflection of the sun
could it exist. And so it is with vain
and conceited folks who forget by
whose favor they live, whose hand has
made them prosperous and by whose
grace alone they are permitted TO en-.
JOY those gifts the possession of which
makes them conceited and proud.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-11-25
Conundrums,

When was piece of wood like
George V? When 1t was made into a
ruler.
What is that which no man wishes
to have, yet never wishes to lose? A
bald head.
What is the difference between a
French pastry cook and billposter
One puffs up paste and the other
pastes up puffs.
What is the first thing a man sets
in his garden? His foot.
Why are some men like pipesl Be
cause they are mere sham.
II man bumped his head against
the top OF the room, what stationery
article would he get? Ceiling whacks
Sealing wax.
What is a good thing to part withi
A comb
Why Is the Bank OF England like a
thrush? Because it often changes Its
notes.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-11-25
HUM0R OF TIE DAi.
ArabeIla'S Darlin1.

"Now. | wonder" thought Alphnn~n
"what Arnhella is doing at this pre-
else moment"
tArabella and Alphonso were mar
ried last May, and Alphonso, being /;
commercial traveller, was far from
home)
Il wonder" be repeated, "what sht
Is doing!"
Then brilliant i5en struck him, ant
he visited the nearest spirituallst me
dium.
what" said Alphonso for the thirC
dime, 'is Arabella doing?"
"She is looking oct of the window,
replied the medium, evidently expect
Ing somebody"
THAT is strange!' said Alphonso
Whom can she expect2"
"Ahv' continued the medium. "Somt
one enters the house, and she caresse:
him fondly"
at can't ber' cried the excited hus
band. "My wife Is true to me-
"Now she lays his head on her lar
and looks tenderly into his eyes"
"Villainr roared the Jealous hus
band.
Now she kisses him"
ITS false!", yelled Alphonso. "TT
make you pay dearly for this!'
The medium saw that he had gon'
far enough
Now" he said, "he wags his tall
Tit-Bits.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-11-25
A Cat In the Air.

The three masted schooner William
p. Hood of Somerset was sailing along
the Massachusetts coast. and every
thing was peaceful The ships cat
was summing himself on deck, not car
ing much If the schooner ever reached
port again, when suddenly there was
a sweep of wings, a frantic and ago
nized meow, and pussy was rising In
the air In the talons OF a great Ameri-
tan eagle. That was the last that the
schooner's captain and crew saw OF
their pet and the hungry bird They
say that the eagle must have meas
ured more than six feet from tip to
tip Of the wings. Surely only such a
bird could have flown away with a
fourteen pound cat
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-11-25
Mother. should Rsmsmbsr.-

If you want the nursery 10 be healthy
have in It as few unwashable things
as possible.
Nothing that pollutes the air (ani-
mails in cages, soiled clothes, slop pals
and such like should ever remain in a
room in which children live.
The nursery floor should never be
washed on a wet day. 1t cannot be
properly dried when the atmosphere is
damp, and sleeping or playing in a
room not thoroughly dry is a frequent
cause Of coughs. colds, bronchitis and
Group.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-11-25
An unweIeome Discovery.

Post-I discovered today that Parker
and / have common ancestor.
Mrs. Post Ia Colonial Dame)-For
goodness sake don't tell any one
Brooklyn Life.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-11-25
Health Point.

Children's underclothing should be
changed at least twice week, The
health OF the skin influences the well
being OF the entire body. and to keep
the skin in health scrupulous cleanii-
ness is necessary.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-11-25
Toys Should Be Washable.

Do not let little child play with toys
that cannot be washed with soap and
water. A small child is very likely to
put his playthings into or up to his
mouth, and these playthlngs are often
thrown by his small majesty on to the
door, where the dust from the street
is deposited. either by breezes or from
doors and windows or by the feet Of
grownups.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-11-25
Mass Play Modified.

City Editor-Any radical changes for
the better in football this season?
Sporting Mriter-Verily. l under
stand that not more than one ticket
speculator will be allowed to tackle Il
single patron at the same time.-Puck,
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-11-25
PussN,s Rival.

Fights singular how those old
writer's live on and on. l can under
stand it in Plutarch's case.
FOgg-Why Plutarch especially?
Figg-His lives Outnumber those o:
a cat.-Boston Transcript.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-11-25
His Presentation,

"And how long, doctor, should
stick to the plain diet which you rec
ommend?'
"Why-er-until my bill is paid
Houston Post.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-11-25
No Place to Put II.

Knobby-What makes you so sure
that the old Roman senators were
honest?
Lobby-Simple enough. Togas didn't
have pockets.-Puck.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-11-25
Choice of Evils,

"Don't you know" said the young
widow, that a bachelor is an object OF
public derision?"
81 have heard So" rejoined the od
bachelor, land have also heard that
a married man gets his at home. -
Chicago News.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-11-25
New Way TO Get an Auto.

$50 you have bought an automobile
Well, well! Somebody leave you o
legacy"
mo. You see, do without eggs for
breakfast, so | have good deal OF
money that l don't need" - Newark
News
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-11-25
Sympathetic Appeal.

zone way to quiet insane people is to
sing to them"
Yes" said Miss Cayenne; IL should
think some of the ragtime choruses
would be soothingly congenial to un-
fortunates of that class."-Washington
Star