The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-10-06
TO KEEP A DOG GET A WIFE
ILSO TOG CTR AHIFE kEEP I DOT
DOG LICENSEss T'OTRER
% Looks a. " kOrasek's Heart NnAirs
would he ImPeaed 10 We Doesn't Get
IIls Dos Hark and ~ ~ Ilr q ould Not
tee the Dos naCk without NARY Ing.

A Ic-nse Tor tho kind - dog that
Irma - costs s. \ marriagc hc'ns" Tor
humans costs 81. Tn" question that
joseph Koras.'l, nov has 20 snlN" - ih,s
l. Irn,a worth dog license plus mar
ria - license
4 dog can hs hoarded on ~ cents q day
for ~ .uds" wauhop" Lynn '"CId"d
Yesterday IN his Municipal Cour' u, Third
aVcnu. and kirhty-thDrd street Ia Fac
no dogs stomach can a,rruW"tn'" NOR"
than ~ c.,nts worth "f plain food q day.
said th" Judge.
~ herr. naturally ARISES another s'.os-
tion for Joseph to solve. n D." u-oI.l'''
fsr Irma and y casts h,m s. aI Nh" start
h..-ides tho pain ~ contracting Uatrimnnv
and n every day that h" post pon"s hiS
marriage Cnst~ HIM ~ cents extra. huw
long can ha afford 10 post pom" his mar
riagca Irma eats only ~ cents worth ~
sn,u, bone and potato parIugs IN day.
bus a wife as-urcdly could not bs sup
ported on 10 cents No Judge can deter
mine how much a wife will eat IN one day
Supposing wife eats - cents worth 81
soip bone and 10 cents worth ~ Ice cream
and H., cents worth ~ fried potatoes IN
one day and though her license costs
only dollar ach. such figuring
Now here il where Joseph stands.
or did stand yesterday. He sued his
brot her-in-hw. Thomas McAvoy, who
lives NJ sis Fast S"Nenty-"lgh'h street.
for the recovery Of his scotch collie lrma.
Joseph hid recently suffered sever"
heart paugs Because h" and his lady
love. who lived At tn" sam" boarding
house. had disagreed Joseph had gon"
to live with his sister, Mrs. McAvoy. Tor
few days and n" had taken IL ma WIN
him In his dependency Joseph had
even sold Irma q" his sister : husband
for one dollar.
Then had come the reconciliation
Josaph's lady lpN. had desired that h"
coroa hack To- live IN his Did boarding
HOUSE and that hs bring lrma with hum
Joseph would have done 80 hlith"ly. hiu
his sister : husband. who - mat"rIali~t lC,
called 10 Jussph mind IN" tdCt that b."
had cold lrma = body aud ~nul Tor On"
dollar Therefore Joseph went hack 20
live under the Sirn" roof with his LADY
love. bur u was without trina
The lady of Jo-aph~ heart has great
liking for lrma. ~ she "-iiiled hetor"
Judge l.ynn yesterday. She believes
with Ioee ph that to have parted win
lrma for pal'rv dollar wa- not really
II have sold her. lrrna was wur u 81
and ~ very short time lrma viii nav"
auadrupled her value let Il h'- hoped
nv making herself no common multiple
4 er-ainlv Joseph etIll possessed len ulnn
Irna and all future sen"railun- II ~"
Irma stock according io the lady : wnN
81 thinking
- Joseph sued. and 80 IN" litigation
stood before the judge n" Judge
weighed all ~ the possibilities "a NJ cl-'',
taking into confederation "a" C"-' ~
lrma- upkeep. the promise II her IN
Tending mutt IpliCation and the necessity
for providing a happy and a moral a'm"--
phere for ma ron IN lrma present
state IL mnd
Alter deliteraiion ha asked Joseph
why he and n" ladv of nI~ choice dlt not
marry Joseph aid thai h." hai l'"en
considering that step. bH' ma 10 mai
quite determined Then judge LYNN
said that II Joseph should marry lrWa
would h. rest ored TO hum
u -pake Thomas MCAvuv. wishing 20
know how about the keep of lrma m IN"
meantime Ito declared with every
Astect 81 ruth telling tha' lrrna cu~'- =,
cents day 80 hoard and that h" C"uli
not tell how much u would cost 80 huari
Irma IN a nth" while
we Wall adJudicate The costs lu-i a.
soon as Joseph comes before m" and H.. .
PLAYS marriage liren--. for himself AMI
his " lfe and "A dog liceu-r Tor lriua. -aii
the judge With that he called M" n"N'
case On the calendar