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The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1910-10-20
BLUE STAR


Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Bailey and
Miss Hazel Coiner arrived from
Danforth, Hiss last "Wednesday
and are visiting the parents of the
ladies named, Mr.. and Mrs. ]. H.
Coiner. They made the trip in
their auto, and will probably be
here until the.i1st of next week.
Miss Mlllard, Our school teacher,
made weekend trip to her home
at Irwin.
Harvey Coiner has been 81 ok
with tousilitis, and is still under
DR.. Schooler's care, though con-
siderably improved.
Jason Newell took a job with
the Bell telephone people, and
went to work Monday.
w. H. Harmon has sold his farm
which comprises 60 acres, to
Frank Poulston of Minden, and
Lee Maxwell, cousin of Frank
Boston's. Mr.. Poulston took the
40 acres known as the Hickory
fiat" paving ST., 900 therefor; Mr..
Maxwell took the rest, embracing
the home place. price $12oo. Mr..
Harmon will give possession about
November 18th. Everybody here
abouts will hear with regret that
Mr.. Harmon intends to move out
Of these parts, he having decided
to move his family to either Weir
City or Scammon. in Kansas. The
Harmons are the kind of people
that make any neighborhood bet
ter for living in it, and we will all
miss them when they are gone.
Mines. Monnie Davis and J. E
Hull visited last Sunday at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Bos-
ton, over in Diamond neighbour
hood.
c. S. Andrews has been ailing
for several days, with bronchial
trouble, but is better just now.
Albert Bailey, John and Lee
Coiner, and ]. L. Hull made q trip
last Saturday in the formers auto
and viewed the sights of the o.
ark exposition. On Tuesday Mr.
Bailey took his wife, Mrs. Coiner
and Miss Hazel on a trip to that
city.
VIM. Hyder went to Pittsburg
the first of the week with load Of
apples.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1910-10-20
Sad Wlnninua.

Maude-What's the matter, Mabel?
Mabel (sobbing)--I had bet with
Fred on the election. II lost, was
to marry him.
Maude--There, there, dear. Fred
will not take advantage OF the bet to
force you to marry him.
Mabel tsobbinE harder) That's not
IT, IL won.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1910-10-20
Wondrous slanav Villain.

Leave me! will never be your
WIFE," said the heroine.
"Foiled!" Kissed the villain in low
reptilian tones.
"And you won't get her fathers
money!" shouted the hero.
"Tin-foiled!" Kissed the villain.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1910-10-20
Safest.

Tall Chappy.-''l am dcUcedly super
stitious. When | sc my tailor coming
l cross my fingers So he won't ask
me for his bill"
Short Chappy.-"I-I generally cross
the street."
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1910-10-20
Too Suggestive.

Poor Miss Oldgirl lost a dim
chance she had for Il proposal from
old Mr.. Profit
How was that?'
"He is crazy on the subject of pro-
hibition, and he stopped visiting her
because she took 10 wearing little
corkscreW curlS."
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1910-10-20

spent Sunday afternoon at Grand
ma Miller's.
Several from this vicinity
attended the Lamar fair last
week.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1910-10-20
The Proper Fruits.

shes regular peach"
"Yes. but she got lemon in the
matrimonial market"
But don't you think a peach and
a lemon ought to make something OF
q pair?"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-10

Dunn, of Mason City, Hon. G G
Wesserole, of Gowrie, Iowa, Hon Geo
w. Egan, Sioux Falls, Hon. James Il
Dalton, WoonSocket, and Hon II l..
Loucks, Watertown have been secured
Watch for the complete program that
will be out soon. Every farmer in the
state is especially invited to attend this
convention. Reduced rates on all rail-
roads Tell your friends about it. Let
us make it the greatest convention ever
held in the state.
Monday afternoon Mrs. Geo. Dunton
and Mrs. Chas, Hyde issued invitations
to thirty-two ladies. The ladies arrived
at the home of Mrs. Hyde about three
o'clock and from that hour Cntil five
o'clock it was difficult to tell whether
the nrt of sewing or visiting was the
most progressive. During the after
noon Mrs. Frank Anderson with Mrs.
Dunton as accompanies favored the
company with two vocal solos, one
number being sung in the Italian Ian
guage. Miss Mabel Alley gave two
excellent numbers At five o'clock a
most sumptuous four course dinner was
served. The place card being yellow
roses, the color scheme yellow AID
white was carried out through all the
rooms with potted plants. Mrs. Ander-
son and Mrs. Haugeu assisted in serv-
ing. Mr.. Hyde and Mrs. DuDton enter
tanned company of twenty.four ladies
in the same delightful manner again
this Thursday afternoon
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-10
TAFT ITS SPONSOR
Federal Corporation Bill Intro.
duCed in Congress.
MEASURE NOT TO Be PRESSED.
Executive More Interested in
Other Legislation.

Washington, Feb. S.-The federal
Incorporation bill which was intro
duced in congress Monday is not to
be pressed for passage at this session.
II the bill should be passed President
Taft has stated his willingness to
stand as it's sponsor and to take the
responsibility for having recommend
ed it.
Further than this, the president told
several callers that he void not
make the incorporation bill an admin
tstration measure. He declared he
felt he had no right TO do SO and that
1t did not rank with the proposed
amendments to the interstate COM
merce law, the postal savings banks
and the measures designed for the
conservation of natural resources.
These latter were promised in the
party platform upon which the presi-
dent was elected.
President Taft believes that there
are many things in the Incorporation
bill which will commend themselves
to the legislators as they study the
measure. He will not attempt to In
fluence senators or representatives in
fits favor, however. The bill now goes
to the judiciary committee of con-
gress.
Wall Street RudeIy Awakened.
Wall street interests, inclined at
first to look upon the idea Of a fed.
eral charter with the utmost favor,
were rather rudelv awakened when 1t
was learned that the president would
insist there should be included the
provision that nothing in the act
should be construed as exempting
corporations from the operation OF the
antitrust act. A great many corpora
lions, It is said. were looking forward
to a federal charter as an indication
that past sins were forgiven, provided
there were no more transgressions II
the future.
One OF the many objections to the
bill has arisen from the denial OF the
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-10

right OF state jurisdiction over the
corporations, but the officials believe
that after the law has had working
chance 1t may be possible to modify
fits provisions so as to make them less
Objectionable from the states right
point of view.
The proposed law does not contem-
plate supervision of railroad corpora
lions, as they exercise the right Of
eminent domain.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-10
COMMERCIAL PEACE ASSURED
Tariff War Between Germany and the
United States Averted.

Washington, Feb. 4.-Concessions
by both the United States and Ger.
many have ayerted threatened tariff
war. Negotiations have been conclud-
ed between the two countries which
settle the question of minimum and
maximum rates with the exception OF
the cattle and dressed meat issue,
which was eliminated from the pres
ent negotiations and which will be
pursued hereafter In separate diplo-
matte representation
The result of the negotiations agreed
on is to exchange American minimum
rates for the entire and unqualified
minimum list OF Germany.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-10
For Sale.

Three aud one half acres OF land,
good seven room house, large barn,
cistern and good well, fourteen shade
trees in front of house, in First ward,
first house east of the G. II. Compton
property. $2,400 cash takes this prop.
erty.
Joseph Helwig,
w ebster, 5. ID
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-10
SEVEN MEN BLOWN TO ATOMS
Motorman Ignores Warning Of Exca-
walton Foreman.

Phoenix, Ariz., Feb. 7.--Heedless OF
the warning OF foreman in charge OF
excavating operations along the line
of the private motor road from Kelvin
to the Ray copper mines. the motor.
man of gasoline car containing six
passengers ran his car close to sput
tering fuse of heavy charge of dyna-
mite and the car and its seven occu-
pants were blown to atoms.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-10

The kingdom Of Prussia gets out OF
its cultivated forests over $24.0O0,OOo
\ year.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-10
Notice to Advertisers.

Hereafter all copy for the Reporter
and Farmer must be in the Office by
noon Wednesday of each week to in-
sure publication, and copy for display
advertisements must be in by Tuesday
night. This rule will be strictly adhered
to after this date, as it is necessary to
enable us to get the papers in the mail
on time. If you have anything for pub
iication please remember this rule and
endeavor TO have your COPY IN on time
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1910-08-01

the mountain right out of the sky
SO it must be as | say"
Then the cloud has some lifting
properties?"
Beyond question. The specific
gravity of water is high, but the cloud
sustains it in volume, therefore the
cloud must lift it, 1t is a very deli
cate theory and one not easily COM
pretended, but it is all plain enough
to me. | saw a man once who wit
messed a storm of the cloud-burst
variety eighty years ago in Rockland
county, New York If square pieces
of ice can come from the sky, as we'll
as hail-stones as large as oranges,
why could not the density of a cloud
sustain a lake of water on its top?
1t may be an ingenious theory, but
it is like all things in nature, easily
understood when looked at from the
angle of facts. | have observed that
cloud-burs are the forerunner of
new storm belt, and this very fire.
quently occurs"
why not predict the cloud BURST"
Because we are not that far along.
| am working on it now. Now mark
this" he said in conclusion.
"When the recurring storm from
the Budapest cloud-burst appears
20 to 80 days later, tornado or very
high wind will occur over southern
Australia or northern Italy"
And all of the above will give peo-
pie at least something new to chew
on so far as weather is concerned.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1910-08-01

Because the cloud-burst condensa-
ton is water already settled upon the
bosom of the cloud, and it cannot,
therefore, precipitate in rain drops as
ordinary rain, but falls like Lucifer-
headlong in a volume"
How do you prove your theory of
the cloud-burst?"
Entirely by observation. Seeing
is believing. The cloud-burst cloud is
always lowhanging and dark. | have
letters from witnesses who have seen
them and have talked to other wit
nesses who have seen them. Wit
nesses have seen the cloud-burst
cloud on a mountain, when suddenly,
without any rain whatever, the great
torrent of water came rushing down
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1910-08-01
Fire Gong Down.

The fire gong of the second bat
talon hose reel of Protection No. 4
remains unhung since the removal of
the fire house in Edgewood lane. An
authority was given for the suspen-
sion of the gong at the last regular
meeting.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1910-08-01
AXE of Water Floating On Cloud.

Weather Prophet DEVICES
/, Is Theory About the Cloud
y Predicts a Heavy Storm to
| H. Budapest Cloud-Burst on
gust ~.
4" It, has gained over all other
b. ~ on the weather, Andrew
w. DeVoe, the sage OF Hacken-
] has sought new worlds to
H.. He now comes forth
new spun theory on cloud
which in its all-round
a H. hazard, ventures just
~ mite further, perhaps, than
4 man 50 far has dared obtrude
n before the mysteries of ma
! Mr.. DeVoe is nothing unless
ssiastic, and if originality be
nendable quality in scientific re
4 he is the generalissimo of the
4 army of meteorological experts
World over.
.king the last issue of "The Pal
n" as his cue, Mr.. DeVoe wrote
/ date of July ~:
Be papers came all right, and |
sent them to the leading fam
bapers in different parts of the
"a States, and | sent one to the
edition of the New York
sld." | also sent the editor an
ID describing the weather for
h for this fall and the first
Il Of winter to January, 1911. |
your editorial gave me a fine
Hof, and | am now looking for
to some very interesting work
Hall. | noticed a very important
Min yesterdays European news.
kstructive cloud-burst occurred
1 Budapest, Austria. A cloud
is the most interesting of all
ns, because it is the beginning of
Il storm belt, and great wind
d will occur in % days, about 500
poo miles southwest from the
where the cloud-burst occurred.
bis will occur near the southern
ldary Of France between the Goth
18th OF August, we may be able
Eprk up very interesting article
&me French or Austrian paper.
I try and get over to see you on
y evening, the Goth, and care
explain the principle on which |
'lny calculations regarding cloud
4 and you may be able to get
european papers thereby stirred
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1910-08-01

indicated in the letter above
y Mr.. DeVoe called on The
Rdan promptly on the Goth Ill
ana began at once an explana-
I'm cloud-bursts. Among other
! he said:
Ihlt there are four kinds of
II Inc hrst in Importance is the
EourSt, because of its peculiar
&nor and the conditions sur
mat is the actual cloud-burst?"
II asked in anticipation.
taoud-burst is a large volume
F III carried on top of a cloud.
ldln body of the cloud is still a
\ |nere actual condensation has
H. taken place. consequently it
III than air, like all clouds, and
gD NC noats, My theory is that
4 nal takes place on top of
anu the water is held there by
st pr.uliar means, perhaps cupil-
adction, and only when there
az a sudden jar, as from a strong
e no,,. thunder or something, the
P ~ over and we have the
H., VI actual cloud burst"
.ro,,- u1es this theory have to do
snsa % former expressed ideas on
i ~; ;ron being the direct cause
i ,o Whatever. The cloud
8snd . Inherent kind of condensa-
kond.Oea pears no relation to ordin-
! q q r,;.s Il which forms the
~ doesn't it.o
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-09-17
Heller Shelter.

"HeIter SHELTER has been sugges-
lively defined ms a jngling expression
vaguely initiating the hurried CHATTER
OF feet rapidly and Irregularly moved.
Most dictionaries. however. led astray
probably by the ordinary ortnography.
have missed the true etymology OF this
phrase. II should be "helter keller. "
"Helter" is an old word for hang"
probably connected with halter. and
'kelter" is used by old writers In the
sense of order" or the proper state.
Thus Barrow. the divine. says. If tho
organs OF prayer be out of keller how
can we pray?" "Helier SHELTER" there
fore. Is literally hang order" and
means, "Oh. hang order: let us do II.
or let II take Its chance" Ben Jon.
son In Every Man In His Humor'
writes. "Helter SHELTER. hang sorrow,
care II XIII cat" and Shakespeare,
using 1t TO express rush and hurry,
says. "Heltcr SHELTER have | rode TO
thee"
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-09-17
A Dina Better Than Two Niek.Is.

A professional panhandler approach
ed man crossing City Hall park and
demanded n nickel. which the man
good naturcdly handed out. saying. Il
suppose that goes for glass of beer. "
"Surest thing you know" replied the
panhandlcr unblushngly And. by
the way. while we are on the subject
have now In my possession TWO nick
els. Would you MUD giving me a ten
cent piece for them:"
IL will on one condition" said the
man. whose curiosity was aroused.
whats the answer"
'Well. you see. it's this way" ex-
planned the panhandler. IF have a
dime | 70 into saloon and ask for
beer. have a nickel comeback. which
enables me TO amble over TO the free
lunch counter and OIL up Maybe you
don't realize that getting change over
the bar gives man certain tone
that doesn't belong 10 him II he just
coughs up nickel."-New York sun
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-09-17
ROYAL ACCOUNTS.
Methods Of the King Of England In
Transaeting Business.

No advertisement Is more valuable
warrant. which allows him TO place the
royal arms over his place Of business
aud describe himself rs 'purveyor by
appointment TO his majesty the king"
Each tradesman who has the royal
custom must send In his bill at the end
OF the month. II Is compared with his
ledger account kept at Marlborough
House and II correct is paid in the
iirg. week OF the month. No discount
Is asked on any OF the royal accounts.
A tradesman who receives the royal
custom Is informed that he must sup
ply goods Mt the lowest reasonable
prices. and there is never any attempt
at bargaining by the official OF the
royal household II tradesman is
thought to be making extortlonate
charges no simply loses the royal Gus
tom.
Coal is supplied TO Marlborough
House by contract. the contracts be-
ing made for three years and the con-
tractors paid in equal half yearly pay
ments. Window cleaning. carpet clean
ing and chimney sweeping are all done
by contract. and the glass frames Of
large pictures are also kept clean by
contract
Servants wages are paid monthly.
the upper servants being paid by check
sent to each from the treasurer's de-
partment. The kings accounts for
clothes. cigars. theaters. newspapers.
books and other personal articles are
sent 10 his secretary. not the treasurer,
and are also paid monthly.-Toronto
Times.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-09-17
I'm A BAD Way"
Many A Snow Hill Reader Will Feel
Grateful For This information.

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Becomes lame, weak or aching;
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Finally the kidney secretions became
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sole agents for United States.
Remember the name-Doan and
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Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-09-17
FIGHTING FATIGUE.
lacking Up the Tired System Without
Usino Stimulants.


Using stimulants.
IL efforts TO keep nj work are con.
tinued In spite OF fatigue the quality
Of the work Is poor and the exhaustion
inordinate Students constantly make
this error and do all sorts of things
to keep awake TO burr the midnight
oil when II they would 80 to bed and
rest tEey could accomplish far more
In haf the time In the morning with
little Ur no fatigue.
Yet there are times when sleepiness
and fatigue must be overcome without
resort to stlmulants which Injure the
judgment. The tired physician with
n critical case. for instance. must have
his wits about him. and II will aid him
vastly TO go TO an open window every
fifteen or thirty minutes to take a
dozen or two deep inspirations Of cold
air His exhaustion In the end will be
great. but he can make II up later.
AS a matter Of fact. surgeons and
others whose work requires the keen.
est perceptions instlnctively choose the
early morning for their best efforts.
reservlng the afternoon for 'low
pressure" tasks or recreation. That
Is, Il is far better to so live that we do
not need the stimulus of these extraor-
binary methods Of respiration.-Amer-
lean Medicine.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-09-17
CORE OF THE EARTH.
One Of the Enismas Of Nature That
Science Cannot Solve.

One Of the Eniemas Of Nature That
Science Cannot Solve.
Human beings know only mere
skin of the surface OF the earth. not
more than thirty miles deep. while the
globe is 5000 miles In diameter. There
is probably no oxygen at all below
thirty miles. aud II is difficult to guess
what are the elements within. Prob
ably the heaviest elements form a
dense core near the center.
II Is in some respects astonishing.
most alarming. that we are SO com.
plctely devoid OF any direct knowledge
Of the constituents OF the vast mass
of globe beneath us and really only
know the mcrest film. A skin or men,
brane one-twentieth of an inch In
thickness 0he thickness Of kid or
brown paper spread over a ball n lit
tie more than a foot In diameter repre-
sents the proportion between the
the known crust of the earth thirty
miles thick and the great globe itself
We are dependent on inference and
speculation for our notions as 10 the
constitution of all that is beneath the
mere skin of thirty miles thickness
on the globes surface! Even what is
thrown up by the biggest volcanoes
does not come from below this depth
or tell us what lies hidden there.-Ex-
change.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-09-17
hor,eradi,h :, . vsaetabIe.

in Germany horseradisb is frequent.
~ made into an excellent cooked vege-
table which goes particularly well with
boiled mutton OF chicken fricassee. II
is made as follows: Crate rs usual
and stew ill tender In butter: mix well
with grated Parker House rolls. one
cupful OF the latter 10 three OF the
horseradlsh. and boil up once more.
adding heaping teaspoonfuI Of sugar.
Served with very firmly jellied cur
rant jelly. scooped out with teaspoon
and laid In solid little ovals like a
wreath round the white mound Of
horseradish. this delectabIe dish looks
almost as good as II tastes.-Subur-
banite
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-09-17
AN ORIENTAL GARDEN.
q Il Not Planted With Flowers. ana
II Has No Lawns.

II Has No Lawns.
4 garden does not necessarily mean
n collection OF flowers arranged more
or less symmctrically. with spaces Of
lawn. shelter OF trees and paths hither
and thither. There have been gardens
holding n roscbuSh or u towering al
mond. have had no green thing within
their gates.
] know of an oriental garden in Fec
where white garmcntcd Moors come In
the cool OF the evening to sit and listen
TO ancient stories that they know by
heart. or TO music that was old when
the pyramids we're new. or perhaps TO
look nj dancing girl or two taking
soft steps while they smoke their mar
giles, yet that garden is nothing more
than series of arches upho'diug walls
beyond walls. toned faint mysterious
yellow that Is not yellow. but white.
and yet not white. but rose. In The
middle is q pool of water Ia stone
basin that looks blue because OF the in.
tense sky overhead and that shin
mers with gold in reflections from the
walls. In the corner stands n mighty
jar full OF strange scarlet blossoms.
and rugs of deep color and intricate
pattern lie on the sun warmed flags
There is always the fairy music Of
dropping water. and wonderful shad.
ows move among the arches.
This place is garden for all that 1t
is so bullded of man. The word court
will not do for it.-Century Magazine.