The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-02-10

How many babies has she?' Two.
not counting her husband. Detroit
Free Press.
Pat does your master wear spats?'
NO, sir; but him and the missus has
'em."-Baltimore American
Little Eddit-Say, pa, do political
enemies belong to different parties?
Pa-No, my son; they belong to differ
ent factions Of the same party,-Chi-
cago Daily News.
Il notice you never write any edi-
torials condemning the idle rich" 81
do not, Who knows but / may be
brought TO such a pass myself, some
day?'-Cleveland Leader.
Have you ever done anything for
the good of the community" asked
the solid citizen. Yes" replied the
weary wayfarer I've just done thir.
ty days. philadelphia Record.
80 she married Jim, eh?' yep"
why when | left here she was liter
ally throwing herself at the head OF
Jack" well, you know what poor
aim a woman has. Houston Post.
IT'S just dependency that ails your
husband, isn't 1t, Mrs. Highmore?" 81
suppose so, but a specialist is treating
him for melancholia, and you know
that's quite expensive, "-Chicago
Tribune.
Doesn't your husband ever do any
work?" NO, poor mamie has a
weak back" whats the matter with
it," He strained it trying to lift the
mortgage off the old homestead, -
Cleveland Leader.
Pearl-Yes, | heard Of Bellies en-
gagement all over the neighborhood.
Ruby-You did! Why, Belle promised
not to whisper it to a soul, Pearl
Oh, she didn't whisper it-she shout
ed it,"-Chicago Daily News
Mother-Tommy, have you eaten all
your candies without even thinking
Of your little sister? Tommy-Oh, no,
mamma, was thinking about her the
whole time was afraid she'd come
before | had finished-Kansas City
Journal.
Reporter-NIr. Cummin, have you
the manuscript Of the afterdinner
speech you delivered at that banquet
last night? Ketchum A. Cummin
with a gasp eta os ct ct etao
there, young man? Whose?-Chica-
20 Tribune.
A little fresh.air girl, on her return
TO New York the past summer, refused
TO drink milk, as her custom had
been. Upon being urged to drink it,
she said: Il used to like 1t, but
know what it is now-it's chewed
grass Judge.
Doctor how many times have you
operated for appendicitis" "oh, at
least fifty times, | should say And
how many cases have you lost?" "on-
ly two. One of them went into bank
ruptcy and the other died without
leaving a dollar."-Chicago Record
Herald.
How do you like this system by
which you deposit your fare instead of
waiting for the conductor to come and
collect ST." First rate" answered
Groucher But why don't they go a
little further and put in a treadmill
so that the passengers can furnish
their own power?"-Washington Star.
Thomas" said the teacher, severe
ly, "this is not an excuse for being
late. This is a note TO a little girl,
"Yes'm," said Tommy, who had made
the mistake Of handing her the
wrong document, but decided to stand
by It; that's what made me late,
teacher; took me so long to write IT,
you know."-Chicago Tribune.
Where have you been all this fall
uncle?" 81 have been down de bay
oysterin'," answered the colored man.
What kind of luck did you have%
Look yere, boss! When a man tells
you he been oysterin tain no use ak
in i'm what kin O. luck did he have.
Oysterin' is bad luck, TO staht WIFI
Washington Star.
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