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Evening journal., 1910-08-05
KANSAS VIEW OF LIFE
Atehison Globe.

Life grows harder all the time. A
new piece of fiction gives the scrub
woman i'm the story the name of All
cen. We would hate terribly to have
TO live up to a place where the scrub
woman is named Aileen.
What has become Of the old fash
toned woman who never left home,
summer or winter, without putting on
shawl?
An Atchison man was shocked yes
terday, After living with his wife
twelve years he learned yesterday for
the first time that she was a widow
when he married her. Her only ex-
cuse was that she thought Il best not
to tell him. Many people will say
What's the dlfference?" There's
whole lot of difference
There is mighty little difference be-
tween frankness and impudence.
When YOU run for Office you must
believe that a drunken man is as good
and as agreeable as anybody
The postal savings bank, like other
banks, won't save your money, unless
you help it,
! Bill Bowen. who is over six feet tall.
fat, and married. called his mother up
by telephone this morning and asked
Mother. tell me honest, which do
you love best, me or pap (Pa got
the decision)
.
Why do men attend the minstrels
and buy joke books that they may
, laugh, when always and forever, all
around, there are women?
The noise that goes on in the day
time never seems. to disturb the dog
that barked all night the night be-
fore.
There's something new gentleman
can do FOR a lady; crank her auto
mobile for her.
The country boy begins 70 work and
wear long pants a good deal earlier
than a town boy.
How is a ripping laugh. which the
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said, "entailed almost the loss of my
principles, for to get even the slight
est legislative or appointing conces
sions at Washington, 1t was necessary
to bow and scrape to all the powers
up to the President am thoroughly
disguised with the whole business ano
am of the opinion that any man would
be il he went through it."
Johnson has served one term and
was recently nominated for a second
but has asked the tenth district con.
gressional committee to put Robert
Switzer. of Gallipolis, on the ticket
i'm his stead.
Evening journal., 1910-08-05

The Iowa Republicans seem TO be badly divided
The insurgents control six of the Congressional
districts and the regulars five. The rival forces
in the convention the other day divided between
Roosevelt and Taft. The stand-pats carried around
a picture of Taft on broom and the insurgents
followed with a picture of Roosevelt on big
stick. And yet it has not been made plain that
there is break between Roosevelt and Taft. But
the middle in Iowa ought to raise the hopes of
the Democrats
Evening journal., 1910-08-05
QUITS CONGRESS
RATHER THAN BOW

BY United Press Leased Special Wire.
IRONTON, o.. Aug 4.-Declaring his
disgust because it was necessary Ito
bow and scrape to all the powers up
TO the President" to obtain the slight
est concession at Washington. Con-
gresham A. r. Johnson has reit-
Grated his intention to quit Congress.
MY duties to my constituents" he
Evening journal., 1910-08-05
With the Paraqrap pliers

The anti-mosquo law not nteded as Joke
Neither is the mosquito joke The Health Commits
sioner will have the sympathy Of all sufferers i'm his
efforts to enforce the law.-Batmore Sun.
Upton Sinclair's idea Of endowng writer's who can
not find market for their wares might work against
the development of budding genius. AS soon as the
future poet or novelist got to write we'll enough TO
break into print he would lose his ncome-Chicago
Tribune.
Evening journal., 1910-08-05
Chatty Stories OF the Day

They tell in London a story Of an elderly American
lady who while sightseeing, visited Westminster Alb
bey- After going about for time with an air of
eager curiosity, she approached verger Il wonder
II you can help me? she asked hopefully Il am look
ing for the grave of King Edward H."
Sorry ma am. said the verger apologetically, 'but
avent got Edward H."
But protested the visitor. II understand that the
Abbey was the burial place of kings"
so IL is, ma'am. in a way" returned the verger:
but we honly ave the odd numbers 'ere."-Harper's
Weekly.
Evening journal., 1910-08-05
FRIDAY, AUGUST S. 1910
WEST CHESTER TROLLEY LINE.

ak about the proposed trolley to West
n Chester has been revived, and il is to be
hoped that something tangible will come of il.
If the talk continues without doing anything
the West Chester trolley will soon be in the same
category as the line that was TO extend down
the State from Delaware City. A trolley service
from this city to Wester Chester should be a
paying venture that is unless the stock of the
company is watered and large amount OF bonds
are issued The troubles that overtake public SER
vice corporations almost all come from wstered
stock and huge bond issues If the patronage is
not sufficient to meet the charges watered
assets, the cry goes up that the concern does not
pay and that rates must be increased. Fnancier-
ing of this kind is entirely unfair to the people.
There are but few public service corporations that
would not pay handsomely fair amount of
capital invested
The proposed West Chester line would open
rich section which would develop rapidly in the
building Of Suburban homes. The fact that along
the otheryfrorey routes many suburban homes
have hsen erected should be strong temptation
'sv-vToiey builders The newroad should also have
considerable freight traffic. Altogether it ought TO
be paying enterprise If managed conservatvely.
One thing a public service commission, if hon
estly conducted, would do, would be TO tell the
peonle the real values of the public service pro-
perties, their rate of profit and the fare charges
that the people should be expected to pay.
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The Insurgents of Iowa put great stress on the
proposal for tariff commission to ascertain the
difference between the cost of production in this
country and other nations. This is the same plan
that has been advocated by most other Repub-
leans who not insurgents.
Evening journal., 1910-08-05

Uncle Joe Cannon was not much upset by the
Kansas returns which result meant that con-
gressmen who had followed Cannon rule in the
House had misrepresented their constituents
When some one asked Uncle Joe whether he had
heard the returns from Kansas he navely replied
that he had heard the returns from Oklahoma and
Missouri where the stand-pats had practically no
oppostion
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II looks as if the retirement of Mr. Balinger
as Secretary of the Interior we're only question
of time, and brief time at that.
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II seems to us that every time we
hear of former Atchison man. we
hear he has gone into the automo-
bile business.
Evening journal., 1910-08-05

The United Pub
fishers Association
through its Presi
dent. Mr.. Arthur
Koppell has exam
med THE JOUR
NAILS circulation
and Mr.. Koppell Of
fers 20 wager 81, 600
Of his own money,
and undertake 20
prove that THE
EVENING JOUR
NAL has the largest
paid circulation Of
any paper printed In
Wilmington.
Evening journal., 1910-08-05
PHI TO The TEsT.

PUT TO THE TEST.
Jorkins-My dear, sewing is to
woman what whistling is 20 a man?
Mrs. J.-1s Il so? Then take Willies
trousers and whistle a patch on them
while 1 20 to the matinee.
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magazine writer's tell about. to be
distinguished from other forms of
giggling?
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rAg INsuRegNT cANMoMApE.

What's the difference between a
United States insurgent and a South
American insurgent?"
That's easy. A South American in
surgent shoots with a cannon, a
United States insurgent shoots at
Cannon
Evening journal., 1910-08-05
All rHE LAWN music

AT THE LAWN MUSICALE.
What's that noise?"
why, that's something taken from
Wagner"
We'll. Wagner seems to be giving It
ND mighty hard"
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OFFICIAL ENDORSEMENTS.

The Association 81
American Adyertis
ers is composed Of
an the great adver-
tisers Of this coun-
try. Tho Associa
tion endorses only
such papers rs sub
init to its eNamina
tion at any moment,
and positive proof
must be submitted
The accompanying
certificate No. liz,
has been issued TO
this paper.
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nor MUCH nm IN

NOT MUCH IN IT.
Lorena Tin the gallery)-That is Mr..
Gildab. the artist. He is welded to
his profession.
Aunt Sophrony-Jedgin from his
looks I should say he didn't marry for
money
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What has become Of the old fash
toned woman who never left home,
summer or winter, without putting on
a shawl?
Evening journal., 1910-08-05
BUBBLES OF JOKES

HIS NIGHT SHADES.
Sissy Down. don't fancy that
young Spriggs. He is absolutely col
orless.
Irene Bow-But they say he knows
how 20 paint the town red.
Evening journal., 1910-08-05

Tomorrow Mr.. Edwards will tell Of
'0ne Of General Grants Ways"
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-13
Notice

On next Saturday. Jan. 22nd at II a. m. I will give a public exhibition on Front street in Car lisle of the Brooks Force Pump, showing how quickly it will put out a fire, spray fruit trees to make perfect fruit. wash bug gies, do whitewashing and sprinkle a garden patch, flower bed or lawn. Every one poss- essing a home cannot afford to be without Brooks pump, and my price is very low for it. Come and see what it will do. In case of rain exhibition will be on the following Saturday.
 1. M. Fuller,
 Agent for Lonoke, Prairie and Arkansas counties.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-13
Household Economy.

In the management of the home, one of the most important duties is taking care of the household expenses, and looking after the family purchases. One may often think he is economiz- ing by buying large quantity of cheap goods. This however is not true. Any one who gives the matter little study knows that real economy comes from purchasing the best goods ob- tainable.
 A new mercantile firm, The Gillespie Trading Company has just opened for busin s at the J. E. Tunis old stand and carry a full and complete line of general merchandise, and invite the public to call and in- spect their goods. The stock will be found to consist only of goods of the highest quality and prices based on the very closest margin of profit. The already large stock will be made more complete by the shipment of new and better goods being received daily.
 Particular attention is called to the Grocery Department. A new and compete stock of coffee tea, breakfast cereals, dried fruits canned goods, pickles, hams, bacon etc., have just arrived. A fresh supply of potatoes, cab bage, onions, apples. oranges etc will be kept on hand. In this, as in all other departments, Quality" shall be the watch word. The regular city delivery will be employed so that custom CTS may receive their goods twice daily. Call at store or telephone your orders and be as sured of fair and courteous treatment.
 The highest market prices will be paid for all country produce, and it will be to the in terest ot those having anything to sell to stop at The Trading Company's Corner.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-13

Members and friends of the local Baptist church are to be commended for their progress siveness. Possibly they are not so large in number as some of the other congregations but they have set a creditable example for them. Last week they called a minister in person of Rev. w. H. Fortney, of Little Rock, who will hold regular morning and egen- ing services hereafter every Sunday in the month. Besides being very eloquent and force ful speaker, Rev. Fortney is a gentlemanly young man of fine appearance and we see no reason why the church should not pros per under his leadership. He will soon move his family to our little city and will be welcomed by all our people,
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-13

Gillespie's groceries are good Telephone 81 and see.
 Mrs. Ruby Lancaster and son, Master Bennie, visited in Lonoke Wednesday,
 There will be endeavor next Sunday night Jan. 16 at 6:3C o'clock with Dan Lewis as leader. Everyone invited.
 Mr. and Mrs. Ghas. Parker and Mrs. Parker's brother, Clair Cox, have moved to town and occupy the Johnson proper ty in the northeast part of the city. We welcome them to our little city.
 FOR SALE-Two thousand bu- shels of fine, early sown Hon duras seed rice; free from red. rice.
 32-5t w. A. Shaw. R. F. D. No.3, Hagen Ark
 w. B. Yeager and s. M. Jor dan, well men from Hope, Hemp stead county, have been in Car lisle this week signing contracts to put down rice wells.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-13

ant, through the succeeding gen erations. She was a devout christian, ever faithful to her trust and set a great example for the younger generation.
 John Lide, who has been man aging a creamery in Hazen for several months is back in Car lisle greatly to the delight of his numerous friends
 The finest line of fancy cakes and crackers in town at E. 5. Gladden's. Telephone 28 and let US deliver the goods.
 Pure, fresh groceries and quick service; that's my motto. Gall telephone 28 and give me a trial. E. $. Gladden..
 Mr. and Mrs. Everett Cox are home from very pleasant visit to relatives and friends in Illinois and other northern state
 W. Radican, the land man of Hagen was in this section with homeseekerS this week.
 $ c. Notes returned to his home in Altheimer Wednesday after pleasant visit to relatives and friends in Carlisle.
 Will Walker left Wednesday for points in New Mexico where he goes to look over the country and visit friends.
 Ed s. Gladden. will appreciate a share of your grocery trade. Telephone him any hour of the day and see how promptly your groceries will be delivered
 H. A. Cyrier, of Kankakee, Ill. returned to Carlisle last week and will begin the erection of two dwellings, barns and other out buildings on his farm noth- west of town just as soon as the material can be placed on the ground. He was accompanied on his return by his brother in law, P. H. Savoie, who will also move his family here and reside on the same farm. We extend them a hearty welcome.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-13
Christian Endeavor :.

The young people met Sunday afternoon to reorganize an En- deavor Soclety starting with a membership of eighteen. The elections were; Dan Lewis, Pres. Ina Crow. vice Pres. Edna Smi- ley, Sec; Mrs. Brown, Treas. Gretchen Inflow, organis s t. Marguert Zimmerman, assist ant organist. Ina Crow, chair man lookout committee; Mrs. Couer, chairman prayermeeting committee; Edna Smiley chair man social committee.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-13
LOCAL NEWS.

Groceries? Phone 81- Gillespie.
 Go to Gillespie's for your groc- cries.
 c. w. Blakely, of Benton. is visiting at the home J. c. Gard ner.
 c. M. Wing, the machinery man from Little Rock, has been in town this week.
 Mrs. Myrtle Merrill is home from Hot Springs, where she has been for several weeks. . She is greatly improved in health.
 Read the article in another column under the caption of Home Fertilizers. It is well worth your time and attention.
 The band stand is being erect ed near the public well at the corner of Court and Front streets Stacy Sanders is doing the work.
 Harry Hubbard arrived this week with a carload of fine work mules, which he recently pur- chased in Illinois and Indiana.
 If you are thinking of going to business college don't fail to call at the Independent office and investigate our proposition. We can save you from five to ten dollars.
 c. M. Robinson of Lafayette, Ind. has been in this section this week looking over the country with the Hubbard Land Co. Mr. Robinson is looking for To- cation for saw mill and hard wood lumber plant and is think ing seriously of coming to Car lisle.
 Aunt Sarah Smith, one of the oldest colored women in this sec tion. died at her home north of town last Monday. Aunt Sarah was born in Chicot county in 1928 and came to Carlisle mum Der of years ago. During slav- cry time she belonged to a great grandfather of our townsman. c. c. Saunders and afterwards remained with the family as serv.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-13

The members of the Christian Church met Sunday morning Jan. g, to organize a Sunday school. The following officers were elected: Bro. H. A. More house, superintendent, Bro. CA Colvin. assistant Superintendent Claudia Beadle, Sec, Edna Smiley Treasurer, Ina Crow Org anist. Teachers. No 1 Mrs Hattie Youngblood, No. ? Mir. Albert Youngblood, No, 3 MT. Eugene Cartmel; No. 4, Mrs. D. Lewis; No. 5. Edna Smiley; No. 6, Mr, o. A. Colvin.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-13
Stock holders Meeting.

There will be a meeting of the of the stockholders of the of the Carlisle c amin 2 Co. held in the directors room at the Bank of Carlisle on Tuesday January 25th. A good attend ance is urgently requested.
 c. s. Ayres, R. A. Hutson.
 Secretary, President
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-13
A Correction

In the page advertisement of Nichols & Hutson, on page eight are the following errors: In the premium offer it says "50 pounds of Standard Calico and AS pounds of Heavy Brown Sheeting to a customer" which, of course, should read yards instead of pounds.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-13
Card of Thanks.

l took this method of express ing my sincere thanks to my friends and neighbors for their help and kindness shown me during the illness and death of my wife.
 Q. C Inf
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-06-10
Confederate Memorial Day.

Confederate Memorial Day was OBJ
served at Mt. Oivet cemetery on June 3d
under the auspices Of Alexander Young
Camp of Confederate Veterans and Fitz-
hugh Lee Chapter, United Daughters of
the Confederacy. The old soldiers and
the daughters went to the cemetery in a
body and assembled at the Confederate
monument, where the exercises were be-
gun with cornet solo by Mayor George
E. Smith. Mr.. Adolphus Fearhake was
master of ceremonies. After singing BY
the Daughters choir Mrs A. r. Yeakle,
of Washington formerly OF this city, sang
Face TO Face" Miss Salle Conrad
Fauntleroy read paper on the battle of
the Monocacy. which was followed BY
singing Let Us Pass Over the River. I"
After taps the graves Of the Confederate
dead were strewn with flowers.
Col. Jones' of New York who deliv-
cred the memorial address on the goth of
May, also made most appropriate ad-
dress on the occasion.
The services were continued by the
daughters and old soldiers in ST. Johns
Catholic cemetery, where the graves of
General L. V. Baughman, Chief Judge
James McSherry and DIR. Edw. c. Nc
Sherry were covered with flowers. Ser
vices were conducted by Rev. A. J..
Conlen, the assistant pastor.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-06-10
Portrait Unveiled.

AT the home of the Misses Richie on
West Church street. in the presence of
Frederick Chapter d. A. r. and friends,
Mrs. Donald Mclean by Miss Vining, a
member of John Adams Chapter d. A. r.,
of Massachusetts, was unveiled between
and Q O'Clock on Saturday evening last.
The artist conceived the idea of paint
ing Mrs. McLean's portrait in symbolic
style.
The figure is life-size, standing in the
attitude of presiding officer, one hand
resting on table and holding roll OF
papers meant to indicate the architectural
plans of Continental Hall, the other hand
clasping a scarf of blue thrown over a
gown of white, with classic trimming of
gold; laurel wreath encircles the head.
The insignia of the Daughters of the
American Revolution is the only jewel
worn. The figure stands upon a marble
terrace and in the distance is family sug-
gested a classic building representing
Continental Hail. Daughters OF the Amer
can Revolution. This portrait was dis
played in New York and was acquired by
Miss Vining, regent of the John Adams
Chapter Daughters of the American
Revolution of Boston, and in the name
of such chapter presented to the family of
Mrs. Donald Mclean to hang in their
old home in her native town and State,
thus IMPLYING the loyal support and adj
mration of the Daughters of New Eng
land for the daughter of the South.
The portrait was painted by Jean Paleo-
logue, a foreign artist, who came to New
York few years ago. His reputation as
an artist had been established in Paris by
the exhibition of his work before he
reached America.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-06-10
MAY Keep Rings.

Tilted girls may keep their engagement
rings. according to a ruling of Magistrate
Harris of New York. Annie Kalzinger
had her fiance, Joseph Kessler, and his
brother Samuel hailed to court on charge
of grand larceny. She declared Joseph
had given her diamond ring which he
told her cost $50. A short time ago her
admirer called on her with Samuel. The
latter asked to see her ring, snatched it
from her and ran away.
The magistrate explained that it was
customary for a woman to return the en-
gagement ring and other presents when
the engagement was broken, but ruled
that it had been given her and was hers
to do with as she pleased. He held both
in bail because the ring was not returned.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-06-10
Special Meeting of the Board Of
Aldermen.

A special meeting of our City Fathers
was held on Monday evening at O'Clock
in the Aldermen's Chamber, City Hall
All the members were present except Mr..
Wilcoxson.
The building line Of the property of B.
Evard Kepner, corner East Second street
and Middle alley. on which he is erecting
a building is regarded as too far on the
street and he was notified to thai effect
Mr.. Kepner claims he is not on the citys
property, but is building on the old line
which is duly his property, and there was
no infringement on his part. After dis
cussing the matter action was deferred.
An ordinance was read altering and
amending the street and curb lines and
grade on South street between McMurray
and Carroll streets, and Bentz street be-
tween Third and Fourth streets, and
Market street between Fifth and Patrick
streets After fully discussing the sec
tions contained in the ordinance the same
was passed and the Board adjourned.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-06-10
Baltimore& Ohio Railroad
VERY Low RATE
SUMMER EXCURSIONS

ATLANTIC CITY,
Cape May, Sea Isle City. Ocean City, N. j.,
DurL Park, n: j.. lor G Branch n j.,
Point p, asant, N ] Ocean City Md and
Rehoboth Beach, Del, June 23rd JuIy 9TH
and 2ist, August 4th and Is h and Septem-
G A: r.; National Encampment, September
10Th to 9th.
ATLANTA, GA,
ODD Fellows Il O. o. F.), Sovereign Grand
Lodge and Patriarchs Militant, September
10th to 9th.
CHICAGO ILL,
Knights Tempar, Triennial Conclave.
August Sth to 18th.
DETROIT, MICH,
Eles tB. p o. e., Grand Lodge, July 18th
to nth.
MILWAUKEE,, WIS,
knights of Pythias, Supreme Lodge, Aug
ust TO 10.
o Fan GROVE. N. j.,
Friends General Conference, July 5th to
18TH
SARATOGA SPRINGS, N. Y,
b Y p U. International Convention, July
18th TO 10th
PA1FIC COAST CONVENTIONS.
FRESNO, CAL,
Danish Brotherhood of America, October
3rd.
LOS ANGELES, CAL,
American Institute of Homeopathy, July
llth to 10Th.
American Bankers Association, October
Bird to 9TH.
PORTLAND, ORE,
Ancient Order of Hibernians In America,
July 18th 10 9th
PUEBLO. COL,
National Irrigation Congress. September
26th to 30th
SAN FRA NCISCO, CAL,
American Osteopathic Association. Aug
uSt list to 9TH.
American Veterinary Medical Association.
September 5th to 9th
De ia Epsilon Fraternity, September 7th to
9Th
Concatenated Order of Hoo Hoo, septem.
Der 9th.
V GLORIA, b. c.,
Methodist Church General Conference
August IA.
For full details as 10 rates, routes, dates on
which tickets Will be sold, t me OF rains, etc ,
Apply TO ticket agents, Baltimore Il Ohio
II ~ June Str
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-06-10
New Market.

Rev. Mr. Saunders, the newly appointed
rector of Grace P. E. church, held SER
vices Sunday morning and afternoon.
Mrs J. w. Bartholow left on Saturday
for fortnights visit to her daughter in
Washington, ID. c.
Thomas Trayer and daughter made a
short visit TO relatives in town.
DIR. j. w. Downey, IT,. of Baltimore,
spent Sunday with his parents here.
Irwin Ridgely is visiting relatives in
Thurmont.
VIM. and Elizabeth Willis, Miss Lois
Brown and Banks Bartholow attended
the Glenwood dance on Thursday night.
Miss Lois Brown is visiting the family
of Judge Bashears, in Annapolis.
Children's Day services we're held by
Trinity NJ. E. s. s., South, on Sunday.
An interesting program was rendered to
an appreciative congregation.