The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-12-11
takes sugar in .heirn, and the other


Is them as don't
Now. I belong to the class that has
very tender and soft feeling for the
am very much like that man. ! would
not neglect the real solid elements
that entered into the composition sim
ply for the sake OF sugar"
To a pestiferous interrupter who has
vexed him throughout long speech
Boutell. of Illinois, remarks that the
gentleman deserves an epitaph ike
the following:
Here lies the body of Robert Gordon
Mouth almighty and voice accordin'-
Stranger, tread lightly near this Won
der;
| If he opens his mouth you arc gone, by
thunder!
men somebody takes n fling at jolly
Kusterman. tho German-Am Mil
| waukee humorist, who talks like the
| Rogers Brothers or Weber and Field.
| and who punctuates his remarks With
polite bows to tho chair.
| 81 resendt this iInbcachment Of my
Ameriganism, Mr.. Speegar! Although I
| was born in Chermany, have ohust
as much patriotism as you nattve-born
! Americans. none Of whom came here
by his own free VIII, as I hat done!'
Another Tariff Joke.
The inevitable tariff comes up again,
| and Sharp. of Ohio, shouts:
II want protection for every indus
try until it Is able to stand on its own
I, And Ollie James. OF Kentucky. yells
4 back:
.I,ll favor protecting industries until
4 they can stand on their own feet. tbut J
don't feel like continuing; that protec7
I, ton until they stand on everybody
A clscs feet!'
4 The Tariff on Balm of Gilead.
. This tariff talk inspires one Of tho
new humorists of the House, William
I Renjamin Craig. of Alabama. 81,
Lead pencils for tho school Children
viii be higher he cries, "but Why wor-
ry about them when no taxtis required
4 on balm OF silead? Ladies gloves
] Will cost more but leeches can be I'M.
ported free, ii any should be need to
|, supply the place of those who manu-
facturA the gloves. Tea and coco will
be almost prohihitive i in price, but
mama, which has been free since the
days when the children OF Israel wand
cred in the wilderness. is stu on the
free list. Fret not, dear people. be-
cause soap is going to cost cents per
pound more than II does now, for on
TIC lIEb llSL d1S oS''SS' @''N - ~ s'AS-'
the opposition seems to think are good
enough for the poor mans toilet Per-
fumery and cologne are raised In price,
but rags are still upon the free list. =
few years more OF so-called prosperity
such as we have had for the last two
years and rags will be the most promi.
nent article in the wardrobe OF all
but the protected classes and their
!, satellites
But this creates no louder outbnrst
OF laughter than the following shot
(which Rodenberg. of Illinois, takes at
| s.he idol OF the radical Democrats, lie
refers to the Commoner as "a newapa-
par which, with O baconling sense al
modesty Nssldon mentions the name 81
Its editor oftener than 100 times IN
any one Issue
II happen, however he proceeds. TIC
|. have here copy Of tha Issue OF the
Comnoner of February aS and March
s. In the first Of which Mr. Rryan't
name appears by actual count exactly
b}ts5 times and III the latter los times
ana II isn't q very large paper a
4 that--only sixteen pages, With onr
name ever present. Eut SO Intent Il
the editor at keeping that name be-
tore tile public that even the ndyer
4 ttsiug column does not, escape, as II
evidenced by the following notice; (,
'.,For sble-+An excellent resiateret
q shorthorn bull, l yaar CID, IN t,'i'
condition. color, red M, V Eryan
4 Lincoln, Neb, ss "a
..IAs s::. q Y .ssEt ~.