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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
CHESTERS PLAY IROQUOIS
IN BRANCH BROOK LEAGUE.

But one contest will be played in the
Branch Brook League tomorrow. The
Chesters will meet h %Iroquois at Nor
ris Park tomorrow afternoon prelimin-
airy to the Newark County League
game.
The contest will be called at 2 o'clock
sharp. On Labor Day the ~Iroquois will
tackle the Lennox. Bayley will meet
the AGNES, Chadwick will line ur
against the Chesters, while the Orioles
will meet the Melrose. The Labor Day
contests will be played at Branch
Brook Park.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
AMERICAN LEAGUE.

Yesterdays Results.
New York 8, Boston 8.
Philadelphia 8, Washington I.
Philadelphia 2. Washington 1.
Detroit 7, Chicago 8.
Cleveland Q, st. Louis 3
Games Today.
Boston at New York.
Philadelphia at Washington.
Chicago at Detroit.
st. Louis at Cleveland.
Games Tomorrow.
Chicago at Detroit.
Cleveland at st. Louis.
Games on Labor Day.
Philadelphia at New York e games).
Washington al Boston e games).
st. Louis at Detroit G. games). (
Cleveland Mt Chicago e games).
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03

II HE Pittsburg and Boston clubs
have locked horns over the serv-
ices of Pitcher McTigue. II
seems hat early in the season the
Pittsburg club heard of McTigue
through Jack Miller's brother. Lew
Miller, who was playing with Kanka-
kee, where McTigue was pitching at
the time.
President Dreyfuss put the pitchers
name in his famous dope sheet and
notified his scouts to keep tab upon
the young man. McTigue drifted east
after Kankakee disbanded and landed
In Haverhill, Mass. Fred Tenney, a
stockholder in the Boston club, was
playing in the New England League,
and, seeing McTigue perform, gave
Manager Lake. of the Doves, a tip to
land him. Lake arranged with Haver-
hill and landed McTigue.
Pittsburg had two drafts in for Nc
Tigue, one for Birmingham, Ala, the
other for Fall River, Mass. Pittsburg
claims McTigue never played officially
with Haverhill.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
JENKINSONS DIVIDE
A BIG DOUBLE=HEADER

Two contests were played in the
Playground League yesterday. The
Jenkinsons, who hold down second posi-
ton, downed the leaders, the Aron-
sons, by the score of 4 to 2, while the
Froelichs defeated the Jenkinsons by
the score OF IA to 8.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
CONSIDERING NAMES OF
ATHLETES THAT WILL Go
TO NEW ORLEANS MEET
championship committee Q

championship m OF
the Amateur Athletic Union, OF
the United States is now taking
up and considering the question OF
what athletes they will send to New
Orleans to the national championships
in october, and it has to a certain
extent been decided that each section
will be called upon to submit the names
of the entries for New Orleans with
the records and performances for the
year, and the committee will be guided
by the same.
Word has been received that the Cen
trail Association of the Amateur Ath-
letic Union will consider the Central
championships, to be held in Septem-
Der, as try-outs for the committee. In
all probability this plan will be fol-
lowed In all the associations of the A.
A. u, and the showing made at the
association championships will be the
basis on which the committee will
work.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03

Church League championship I would
like to know If you can do anything to
bring about a series OF games with the
winners of the Orange Church League
championship.
Anything you can do to bring about
such meetings will be appreciated by
yours truly, JAMES ADAMS,
Manager North Reformed Mission
Team, 227 Devon street, Kearny.
We think that the Orange Church
League champions could have no OBJ
lection, and publish your letter as a
challenge, hoping 1t will result In a
series.-Ed.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
MACAULEYS TO SHOOT.

The Fred Macauley Business Mems
Gun Club will hold an all-day sweep
stakes shoot at the Speedway traps
Labor Day. The affair will start at 10
o'clock. A prize of S. will be offered
to the first individual having the high
est average.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
CHARLEY MURPHY BUYS
100000 HOME IN CHICAGO.
WHO WOULDN'T OWN CUBS?

HAIRLESS W.-MURPHY, president
of the Chicago National League
Baseball Club, yesterday closed
the purchase of the residence at 6187
Sheridan road, between Granville and
Glen Lake n The price is said
to have been $50, 600. The house is three
stories high, of bowlder stone, contain
ing twelve rooms, and is on a lot 125 by
300 feet.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
ROCHESTER ). BUFFALO /.

BUFFALO, Sept. 3.-Rochester took
a contest from the Bisons here yester-
day by the score of 8 to /. Carmichael
pitched good ball for five innings and
Their blew up the Hustlers getting
him for a run in the sixth, seventh
and eighth rounds. The m
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03

The Chicago club is negotiating for
Third Baseman Wufhi of the Saginaw
(South Michigan League) club. IT'S
said that Detroit and Indianapolis are
also after him.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
HAD MACK SEEN RUSSELL
YESTERDAY HE WOULD HAVE
BEEN MARKED DOWN $1,000
When Tigers Hit the Big-Priced Oriole the
BingleS Meant RunS--Wyatt Lee Hung Up
His Third Victory Over Russell.

again on Saturday to play two games
with Newark, winding up on Sunday.
CyN Seymour was In uniform, but did
not get into the game.
Russell has bitten the dust before
Lee thrice this aeason.
Meyer was elected from the coaching
line by Umpire Finneran for coaching
too strenuously. Benny is used to that.
Every Newarker but Lee had a
chance to face Russell in the first in
ming.
The Orioles are a bunch Of good hit
ters, but they travel around the four
orner of the diamond like an Erie
freight train.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
or. Rd0h1

mings, OF Orange. The other bouts
will show Young Fink, of Paterson, and
Jack Maline, of Newark; Carl Victor,
of Arlington, and Young Heimekle, of
Newark; Battling Pierson, of Passaic,
and Young Leddy, of Harrison; Young
Herman, Of Newark. and Young Fox,
of Newark.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03

Zwilling-in the Chicago batting order;
in fact, it is unprecedented in major
league history. Chicago should now Sc
cure Outfelder zacher Of the Cardinals.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03

Batteries for today, Egan and Rus
sell for Baltimore; for Newark, Hearne
and Lee" announced Umpire iFnneran,
and that in the presence of his boss,
President P. T. Powers.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03

Jack Flynn is making good with the
Pirates. His record gives the lie to his
detractors, as he has a better average
than Konetchy and many other slug
gers.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
GRAys 1. sKEETERs O.

PROVIDENCE, Sept. 3.-The Skeet-
ers lost a Thinning 10 pitchers battle
to the Grays yesterday, when Jakey
Atz scored Hoffman from first with a
triDIe- The score:
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
ROYALS s. TORONTO 4.

TORONTO. Sept. 3.-Heavy hitting
on the part of the Royals won the
game for that team against the Maple
Leafs here yesterday by the score of
8 to 4. The score:
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
TORONTO.
MONTREAL.


ran for Tonneman In eighth inning.
tBatted for Mueller n sixth inning.
Runs-Demmitt, Mattress, Holly2, Krtch-
ell, Wigs; Shaw, Delehanty, Mullen 2.
Er~rors-Yeager; Tonneman 2.
Montreal. .......... 0 1 1 o 0a
Toronto. ............ 0 1 2 0 0 l 0 0 o.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

Yesterdays Results.
Philadelphia 3, New York 2.
Philadelphia 8. New York 4 III in'g.)
Brooklyn 3, Boston 2.
Brooklyn s. Boston 0.
Cincinnati 8, Pittsburg 2.
Games Today.
New York at Philadelphia.
Brooklyn at Boston.
Pittsburg at Cincinnati.
st. Louis at Chicago.
Games Tomorrow.
st. Louis at Chicago.
Pittsburg at Cincinnati.
Games on Labor Day.
New York at Brooklyn e games).
Boston at Philadelphia q games).
Chicago at Cincinnati, e games).
st. Louis at Pittsburg q games).
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03

Sacrifice hits-Schlaf1y, Goode. Stolen
bases-Zimmerman, Goode, Kelly, Schlafiy,
Agler, Hearne 2. Bases on balls-Off Rus
sell 8, off Lee 1. Struck out-By Russell
baii-Egan. Double play-Rath, Schmidt
and Egan. Left on bases-Newark 5, Balti-
more 8. Time of game-1h. 40m. Umpires
-Finneran ana Hurst. Attendance-3,oW.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03

Slated for Sabrie In ninth inning.
fBatted for Carmichael in ninth Inning.
Runs-Henline: Batch, Tooley, AlpermAns
Errors-Pattee; Tooley, Alperman!
Buffalo;............ Q 01oo0ooo -
Bases on balls-of Carmichael 8, on
Ragon 4. Struck out-By Carmichael l. by
Ragon L. Three-base hits-Batch, Ragon.
bases-Henline, Corcoran. First base on
errors-Buffalo q Rochester L Left on
bases-Buffalo 8, Rochester =. Double play
-Pattee to Sabrie. Hit by pitcher-By
Carmichael /. Umpires-Boyie and Kelley.
Time of game-1h. 45m. Attendance-2.992
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
To the Sporting Editor of the Evening star:

To the Sporting Editor OF the Evening Star:
l want to go to Brighton Beach On
Labor Day to see the auto races. Can
you tell me what train to go by to get
there the quickest; also what the price
of admission 20 the races will be?
Oblige, yours. JOSEPH WILLIAMS.
ITO Summit street.
Take a Brooklyn Rapid Transit train
at the Brooklyn bridge. The general
admission is fifty cents.-Ed.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03

Now that Detroit is not in a posi-
ton to get the American League PEN
nant (the first time in four years.,
stories hat Hughey Jennings is to re-
tire or to be retired are in order. It
was ever thus!
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
American Association.

Al Columbus-Kansas City, /; Columbus, 0.
At Observation-Disclosures. 10; Indian
apolis. q
No other games played.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
EASTERN LEAGUE RECORD.

xcstcruay'a Hesultss
Newark, d: Baltimore, q
Rochester, 3; Buffalo, L
Montreal. s; Toronto, 4.
Providence, 1; Jersey City, o Cs in's).
Games Today.
Baltimore at Newark.
Jersey City at Providence,
Rochester at Buffalo "a games).
Montreal at Toronto q ganes).
Games Tomorrow.
Baltimore at Newark.
Jersey City at Providence.
Games on Labor Day.
Newark at Providence q games).
Jersey City at Baltimore q games),
Toronto at Rochester q games).
Montreal at Buffalo q gam6s).
III EWARK and Rochester held their
l respective positions in the East
ern League pennant race, as q
result of the formers win over Balti-
more and the latter's victory over tho
Bisons yesterday.
Fifteen points now separate these
two teams. Montreal succeeded In
downing the Maple Leafs, while Prov
idence disposed OF the Skeeters In q
thinning battle.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
|SHORT TALKS ON CURRENT SpORTS|
ELL, 1t is Al Kaufman and Bill
wv Lang in Philadelphia Monday

VIZ ELL, it is Al Kaufman and Bill
wv Lang In Philadelphia Monday
for six rounds Unless either
man knocks out the other within the
limit this affair Won't mean much. It
will just give a line on the two men
as championship aspirants, but not as
to which Is more entitled to the con-
tenders honors. Johnson $ praise of
Kaufman, r Jack has met both men,
puts the balance in favor of the Amer
lean.
Two games for the Yankees over the
Red Sox means second place for them,
That "double-header' luck will proba-
bly, keep them out of the coveted posi-
ton.
Hope Is arising In the hearts of
horsemen in New York all the time that
there will be court relief from the
present anti-gambling laws that have
put the game on the downhill slide.
Mike Mclaughlin, of Philadelphia,
who Is out to make the new Celtic
soccer football club of PHILADELPHIA
the premier eleven Of this game In this
country, challenges any of the crack
Jersey elevens, particularly those in his
vicinity and Paterson, to a game away
from home September "a. If he can't
get h game away he will play any
of them at home.
80
A scout from the Pittsburg Club has
called on and given offers to Pitcher
Hanily and First Baseman Frank
Wiley, OF the Bloomfield Baseball Club.
Hanily will probably accept the offer,
but Wiley may not.
80
Gus Troxler is going along nicely
with his well conducted "stags'' at the
Central Institute every Monday night.
When Gus took a back seat at the time
the big clubs were %lourishing he said
to the writer: We'll, my pupils will he
giving exhibitions when everything else
is closed up" Gus was right. The
program for next Monday night is as
follows:
In the star bout Billie Lewis, of New
ark, and Lee Baker, of Passaic. The
two semi-finals will bring together
Frank Sanders, OF Elizabeth, and
Irish" Mahon, of Newark; Fred Feig,
of National Turner's, and George Cum
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03

At Elmira-A1bany. s; Eimira. 8.
Az Binghamton-Troy, 7; Binghamton. g.
Al NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 2; Wilkesbarre. O..
At Scranton-Scranton, 8; Utica. 2.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
PROVIDENCE
JERSEY CITY.
Totals ....34 1926 %

TOtdIS .sssof OAU VI - : ~ -
1.-TWO out when winning run was scored.
Run-Hoffman.
Error-Arndt.
Providence. 0 0 0 0 Q Q IL
Jersey City 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 . 49,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
HARNESS R NEWS
WRITTEN BY THOSE
VINO MAKE IT n STUDY.
LEADERS RECORD
VICTORIES OVER
THEIR OPPONENTS

While Tigers Get to Lefty"
Russell, Rochester Takes a
Fall Out of perfect Game"
Carmichael = Royals Defeat
Leafs, and Grays Take IL
Inning Battle from Skeeters.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
Tri-state a e

At Observation-Disclosures 3, Trenton 0.
At ~Reading-York IL, Reading A.
At Altoona-Altoona 3, Harrisburg /.
At Johnstown-Johnstown Z, Williams
port 3.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03

At New Haven-New Haven 13. North
ampton o.
Al Observation-Disclosures a., Water
At Hertford-Hnrtford 8, Springfield 2.
AT HOlyoke-Holyoke a., New Britain
FIRST gEme). New Britain 3, Holyoke l
(second gaiae).
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
NEW Englnnd League.

At Observation-Disclosures 5, Lynn o.
At Lowell-Lowell s, Haverhill 5.
At Lawrence-Fall River 4, Lawrence 2.
At Brockton-New Bedford !. Brockton O
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
PLAYGROUND LEAGUE RECORD.
Yesterdays HesuIti


Jenkinsons, A; Aronsons, 2. .
Jenkinsons, 3; Froelichs, IA
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
To the Sporting Editor Of the Evening Star:

Kindly inform me through your wide
awake sporting column how many
games h Newark team won and lost
during the last month and confer a
favor. Yours truly, A READER.
Newarkhad won 60 games and lost 35
on August l. On September /, not in
elusive, the standing was rs won and
81 lost. The club, therefore, won Is
games and lost 16.-Ed.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
The box score Of yesterdays game:

Stated for Russell in the ninth.
RunsNDunn, Russell; Browne, Ztmmer-
man. Kelly, Schlafiy, Agler.
Errors-Nichols 2, Rath, Dgan 2, Louden,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03

Joe Crisp mad his major league
debut with the Browns yesterday. None
of the stories tell what happened Joe
that he was taken out of the game after
being to bat nee n making two put
outs. It's likely his leg bothered him
and he went out before any real dam
age was done.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
the Sporting Editor OF the Evening Star:

To the Sporting Editor of the Evening Star:
Marty o'Brien, the Hoboken light
weight, who made a punching-bag
out of Spider Clarke at the Long Acre
Thursday night, is open to meet any
lightweight In New Jersey. Address
him at $50 Newark street, Hoboken.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03

IRVINGTON FAN-When you accuse
a man Of being a deliberate cheat sign
your name to your accusation. The
writer has known Bob Gillum a long
time. Bob may make mistakes, but he
is no cheat.-Ed.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03

Two games for the Yankees wen the
Red Sox means second place for them.
That "double-header" luck will proba-
bly, keep them out of the coveted posi-
ton.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03

In the event Of the North Reformed
] Mission team winning the Newark
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
To the sporting Edltor q the rvening Star:

The autumn meeting of the New
Jersey Chess Association for the selec-
ton of the place to hold the next an
nual tournament will be held in the
rooms of the Y. M. C. A, Ellison street,
opposite City Hall, Paterson, N. j., on
Saturday, October Is, at 3 o'clock. Any
chess players In this vicinity wishing
to compete in the tournament should
send their names and addresses to the
secretary. Thanking you, 1 am,
e. r. COOK, President,
Per Duncan s. Walter, Sec.
300 Hudson ST., Hoboken, N. ].
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03

Russell has bitten the dust befor,
Lee thrice this aeason.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03

Hope is arising in the hearts of
horsemen In New York all the time that
there will be court relief from the
present anti-gambling laws that have
put the game on the downhill slide,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03
PITTSBURG AND DOVES
FIGHTING FOR PITCHER
PICKED BY LEW MILLER.
sept. q.

e"NS HE Pittsburg and Boston clubs
have locked horns owe the serv-
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03

A scout from the Pittsburg Club has
called on n given offers to Pitcher
Hanily and First Baseman Frank
Wiley, Of the Bloomfield Baseball Club.
Hanily will probably accept the offer,
but Wiley may not.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-09-03

CN Seymour was in uniform, but did
not get into the game.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-01-13
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l5S5-Society OF Jesuits founded by
Ignatius LoyoIa.
1724-Philip v of Spain abdicated in
favor of his son.
1I5S-France and Austria concluded a
treaty of alliance
1772-The first vessel left Quebec for
the West Indies.
1775-Quebec besieged in vain by the
American provincials, under Gen.
Montgomery, who was slain.
1777-Washington surprised and de-
feated the British at Princeton, N.
17S0-Richard Howley elected Govern
or of Georgia.
l7S1-Congress chartered the Bank of
North America.
1S18-British burned Black Rock and
Buffalo.
1S3O-Methodism introduced into Ger
many. Illinois College opened.
1SS6-Constitutional convention of Ar
kansas met.
1S49-Hudson River Railroad opened
to Poughkeepsie. -. First number
of the Alta California" issued.
1S51-Louis Kossuth, the noted Hun
garian patriot spoke before the
United States Congress at Wash
ington.
1S5S-Election held in Kansas under
the Lecompton constitution.
1S61-Governor Brown of Georgia ar
rived in Savannah and ordered the
seizure of the defenses of that city
1S62-The siege of Vicksburg was
abandoned by Gen. Sherman.
1S63-Arkansas Post attacked by the
Federals. -. The Federals occupied
Murfreesborough, Tenn.
1S75-Political riots in New Orleans.
1SS5-Archbishop Ryan of Philadelphia
invested with the pallium.
1SS7-The Rt. Hon. Joseph Chamber
lain visited Toronto.
1S91-United States troops engaged in
battle with Sioux Indians near
Gordon, Neb
1S93-Nathaniel Wheeler, sewing ma
chine inventor and manufacturer,
died in Bridgeport, Conn
Ao7o-1He ITeSIuenl proclaimed Utdn
State.
1S9S-A score of lives lost by the col
lapse of the city hall in London,
Ont
1900-Canadian troops won their first
victory over the Beers il South
Africa. Second contingent of
Canadian troops departed for
South Africa.
1903-Nearly 600 lives lost in the Iro-
quois Theater fire in Chicago.
1904-Market price of cotton declined
to 61a cents.
1905-R. F. Sutherland appointed
speaker of the Dominion House of
Commons.
1908-Joseph B. Foraker and Charles
P. Taft withdraw from the Ohio
senatorial contest.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-01-13

When you hear anyone say, I like
cold weather." take a second look, and
you will find the speaker is young.
Tell a woman a truth so palpable
she cannot deny it and she will say:
Now you are trying to be sarcastic"
Usually a man does not have time
to work on his own scheme, he is
bothered so much by other schemers
We wish the Bible readers would in
vestigate and report: Did Job blame
the troubles that befell him on his
wife?
Men are like boys; you can't get up
surprise party on them without
their finding it out.
1t takes a boy seven or eight years
to learn the multiplication table. but
he can learn to ride bicycle in an
hour and half.
When a newcomer has fine clothes,
some of the women are apt to say,
She has beautiful clothes, but they
are dirty and years out of style"
A few people say baby never cries
unless something hurts it. But the
| great majority know that babies fire.
| quently cry because they are mad