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M. Paulhan's flight to a height OF
1.345 feet with a monoplane sets a
new worlds record for flying into the
upper atmosphere, and establishes con-
fidence that aviators will very soon be
able to venture upon the steadier up
per currents for long-distance flying.
Truly. the heavier-than-air machine is
getting up in the world"
The Ordway new era., 1910-01-21

AS matter of fact, humor is humor.
American humor cannot be more hu.
morous than English humor, nor than
French, German, Japanese. 1t is mere
ly the sense of humor that differs in
individuals and in races. Humor is
like music-some have an ear for it.,
an appreciation of 1t. others are tone
deaf or merely dull.
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Some of the planners of big war
ships are evidently fired with the am
bition to swell the Dreadnought no
ton to that degree that when the Pan.
anna canal is finished the navy for
which it is being built will not be able
to use it.
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Titles of nobility are worth little
in Italy and have greatly declined in
France. The aristocracy of the tight
little isle across the channel are won.
dering If their splendid isolation will
last.
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Excused.

"Shame on you. You came home
last night actually tipsy."
SO | did. my dear just couldn't
resist the pleasure OF seeing 40 Of
you at once"
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II You Are a TrIfie Sensitive

II You Are a Trifie Sensitive
About the size of your shoes, many people
wear smaller shoes by using Aliens Foot Ease.
the Antiseptic Powder To hhak. into the shoes:
II cures Tired, swollen. Aching Feet ana
br~nking In new shoes. Sold everywhere. So
sam pie sent FREE. Address, Allen 5. Olmsted,
lie Roy, y. Y. ..-..
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Though a man may become learned
by another's learning. he can never be
wise but by his own wisdom.-Mon'
taigne.
The Ordway new era., 1910-01-21

Every time we see,a sponge 1t re
minds us of some men We know.
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ONLY ONE "BROMO OUININE."
That Is LAXATIVE BROMO QClSISE. Look 20
the signature Of r. ". GROVE. Us.d the wurI,
over Cure u Cold In one lay. -.
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Pas Sleepy Day.

PA. what do you go to church for?'
"Why-er--to listen to the sermon.
OF course"
That's what | go for. but l can't
hear 1t cause you breathe SO heavy"
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Most OF a mans friends are Of th'
long.distance variety
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DAVIS pAISkllLER
has ~ substitute. No other r'm-dy is ~ effective
for rhcumat atis ism. iunibal". stiffness ncuralgi. ar
cold OF any lut up In Sc sc and ioc bottles.
The Ordway new era., 1910-01-21
ALL SERENE.

"De minister. he says dat ut der last
day every man will be judged by his
works."
well. dat needn't worry us any. We
never worked"
The evening world., 1910-12-05
Letters From the PeODle

IN token OF a nations gratitude. Tha,
mere, too. the assiduous hand O.. care
may be manifest In tho smoothly mown
grass and perchance in fragrant, beau
u'ul bloom3 scattered by LOVING hands
over ground consccrated and sacred 10
every loyal American heart-that the
Iamo dear. old-fashioued patriotism
that made possible inc West Farms en-
terpr!so aad crowned It with SD. eadld
success nay burst mo flamo In the
hearts OF men n women In the Eas,
Bronx until this spot. where these I'm.
known heroes found sepuichre, may be-
come a sarlne. haIloned By memories
and associations. and where down 10
me latest postcr!ty men and women
shall renew their noblesi Inspiration
and rekindle their love OF country am
OF the dear old ~flag-blessed forever"
WILLIAM SrONEBRlDGE.
Legal Aid society, :SD Broadway
10 the Editor q The Evening World.
l am an OLD penS4oHeT. and own 4
small! p.ese OF ground. Where can I re
free or cheap LEGAL advice as to whetas
! am exempt from all taxes. includin.
road. properly Ind school taxes. Whei
! bought this ground l was told l WA
exempt from all axes. Blu a few peo
pie are telling mo 10 that l hav,
70 pay sehoo! tax. VETERAN,
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Yet when she" tells him HI Is tho "onIy-only" att e INT time Is
wondering hat she will wear to hat party Tomorrow with the OTHER man
tina; is nt according TO the rules OF George ashinsto ad the axe Is hane to
descend n her " little head.
That Is what thsu little woman is dong She thinks It Is great FUN. h say
she Justlo owes to Keep hem guessing. Now fur Is rum, and thre arc many
kinds OF fur. q u very Otter fun demands PAY. Usually thc ont WHO ORDERS
the III does h paying. The ball rebounds Fun Is one of the best neaerso o
is in n world. III he 1t HURTS anotnera nd Is att lis expense them sears
and many tines Is the causs OF the disappointed oachelo tbs Little old
spInse.
Verify. IA Thu progressive time, thu term "otd maid las lost its sing But
Ssh! Often Isle WHhes m had o broken that early chord How many beautiful
little loves stories " o hearo OF tho wee Woman ~ smiled at SO many. nd then
WOKE to learn tat The had been FOUND OUT wsned that she IA made
only ONE strng and mad It strong! or course ne would have resented 1t lad
you told her mo had been n Lin or y cOSuETrE Jet am sorry to sa, that
these arc the right names
The nn recently said In Tho Evening World hat It Is womansp reroga
tive to mt and hst size should do sn u lot entirely wrong For 1t may be
unconscious. she may nave GOOD INTENTIONS Il BIO wholly herself and
cha rmhng. which may b. as It should be.
But when a daughter OF Eve deliberately travels to see HOW MANY scaps
sho may dangle to her beaded belt an expects to arrive OF M ROAD THAT
LEADS TO HAPPY LOVE. sew viii lind herself: exhausted. footscre and WEARY
OF the a with III REMNANTS OF REGRET hanging tnere instead,
As to the man justa as too many cooks spoil the broth" SO too man affairs
OF the HEART lead further ava ron the HOME. list then VI hear. 4 wish
lad married whenl young" Haven't yu heard 1t? Yes many lines. For
aie- . WHILE o nan gets Used to the otncr sex as to tobacco n he wan TN
brand changed. Finally he becomes salateda and SORRY.
This is u great bis beautiful world, and splendid creatures people II, coaray
to tho pcsInBt Yeti Is nwIs to seek to now TOO many on Cupdis high
way Tho woman wo must have a NEW Interest every moon o.: tie IA wM
is off with the old. m With the new" may think It is only q moving picture shoN
with little cst to enter. But sometimes before he com tut the prco unon
sciousy scars shyward. And ne blue morning thu tracr realizes that Il is niue.
better to have loved Md WON than never to haveo ONE at all
\ sae sign that marks n q to HAPPINESS says:
ii PLAY FAIR AND You MAY 0Yg a AoME RUN!
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NJ r.. and Mrs. Jarr A b r O a q
Lis Wfes Strange Dislike tor Qn~res Arouses All NJ. lars Jealousy.

Dr.. Williams say about the old Tower
at Traymore and tho fierce Danes who
came over seas In the daw, OF civtlisa.
ton to build it?'
Listen" said Mr.. Jarr. "a he read
as follows:
LAS regards the Tower OF Traymore.
OF which you asked me. It was erected
In 1873 by Lloyds. at the earnest solic.-
tation of the llaroor Commissioners OF
Traymorc. to mark the fact to mariners
that tho coast region hereabou,s. and
especially the ~treachcrous waters o;
~Traymore Bay. must be cautiously ~.
preached In view OF tho numerous dis
astrous wrecks that occurred In tls
harbor and near by; particularly taat
OF the good ship n Horse. in 1916. Tns
Metal Man. placed on this tower 70
teen feet high"
Il don't believe ~" said Mrs. Jarr.
II like the legend much better. And.
b~eslues. II | DID hop around 1t. and II
l did k!ss tho Blarney Stone. It wasn't
to work a charm to get a new hus-
band. 1t was TO cast q spell to hold
tho Old one"
Mr.. Jarr grinned.
ou. Wclls At tdlus u that Nv
case. and you're sure the Blarney Stone
isn't prompting you. give US a kiss and
say no more. For here comes the r Il
' OF the party-and tho ever-veracious
tarvey Is putting over another bunch OF
that dear Old folklore 'swanh.'"
And so he was.
Yes. It's here you'll catch the lep-
rechaun, and not at Killarney at ALL
MIR. Haley. the driver, was explaining.
You hear him making shoes anywhere
on the hillside OF a summer evening,
making shoes for the 1 rios. You creep
up and catch him, and you hold him
by the neck and look into his eyes
II you take YOU. eyes off him an IN
stan;. whist! he's cne Then you say,
Where's tina pot OF gold?' He's sulien.
lie won't tell you.
! Then you must put him under AZ
carthcn pot that tie pertatles Is cook ed
In. IT'S the only thing VIII hold him
except looking him In the eyes. In tn
morning reach under and grab hin
again, and. looking him In tho eyes
Where's hat pot OF gold?' you SAY
again.
Being under the pc. all night IA,
humb,ed the leprechaun, rs II 20;
yourself alone ye want Il" he'll say.
"'For myself alone you answer.
Then what Is Casey doing ~l!s,en.a.
behint you?' asks the leprechaua.
"Yo look round. There's no Case.
there. but ye've taken your eyes of "a
leprechaun, and. whlsht! He's out )
your hands. like a u rush. and IS Zone
There's a moral TO that" sa!e NJ.
Jarr. 1T Is Keep your eye on you
work! Come. let's so, I'm aching :,
|, sc, back to Cork and for the steame
:. 10 America. wonder who's 80, n.
, 5oo By this timo?"
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purling OF sweet silent streams'-
On yes. l know. said Airs. Jarr, In.
terrupt!ng him somewhat impatiently:
but o are not the only ore who
knows the old Irish poems and legends
Haley. the driver. vas just telling
U.s.
Mira. Jarr.' said Mr.. Jarr, interrupts
ms her In turn. II wan. you TO listen to
me a moment: l don't know whether Il
Is because you nave had such a good
Time abroad. or whether Il 10 because
your love has grown cold. as Laura
Jean Libbey would say. but since We
have been In Europe you haven't cared
enough for me TO quarrel VITA me: and.
In ireland especially. your actions nave
been odd. iLdeed. The eloquence OF
~jauntinE car drivers holds you spell
bound and you seem to View the un-
ceiiainties OF life. SO far as they con-
Germ me-. with an interest more cruel
thar Indifference could ever be-
why. Whatever Is the matter with
you?" asked Mrs, Jarr. In surprise.
you weren't going TO be held over to
kiss tho Barney Stone til you heard
the driver say that the persuas!yeness
extracted from tho rock VAS frs, aid
10 u NluoW III uolns ptNteE next time.
replied Mr., Jarr. Hold. that Is not
ALL" he added. seeing she vas aboL,
10 speak. And ut Xraymore yol
hoped around tho Tower OF the Meta
Man without faltering. three times. be,
cause the driver minated II was a sure
Are way 10 get O nrst husband for 4
single woman. and doubly sure TO get ,
second one TOR a widow
GRACIOUS! You aren't Jealous, ar,
you?" cried Mrs. Jar. pleased that h
vas. These are only Old solx-lo:I
superstitlons-the Metal Nan on H.
Tower at Traymore erected by IL
Danes o thousand years ago.
Here" said Mr.. Jarr. here Ia a IL:
! ter that came TO the hotel In Cork wac
, VT started out this morning. and Jus
. got time 10 glance at Il now. II Is frvr
, Or. Williams OF Fermoy, You ren,en
: Der. we met this DR.. Williams at Re.
= moy ana 10 o to Mallow with US
. asked him about the etal Man .
the Tower At YysyIaoEe and did ] no
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where sleep L. Murdered.

To The Editor Of The E,'nins World,
live In a HAT. My bedroom window
OPEN on an Gi-shaf.. or narrow court
sileyway Every morning l tand al
other enants ! supposeI am walked by
the whist.ing OF the baker's boy, the
1angle OF milk bottles. the slamming O!
gates. the lou conversation OF people
below. the rolling OF noisy ash cans n
. dozen other sounds from the al,eyway.
] need my sleep. Others tell me they.
too. are walked thus I over the city
There ought to be a law forcing early
morning workers to move quietly and
not 10 destroy the most needful. precious
thing In all the world-SLEEP! Who
esp make suggestions to remedy this?
CMRS.) Il. L.
a Civil War Memory.
10 the Editor Of The Evening World,
Relative to the unknown dead buried
from Fort Schuyler Hospital during the
civil war. as Iecenily mentioned in The
Evening World. a Judges daughter
writes; with Infinite longing our hear I
have gone on, to these unknown dead
In this little cemetery. far away from
home and kindred. that even now after
all these long years OF neglect these
bones might DO gathered and a little
ssens or monument erected over then
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which there was
. charming view
OF the old donJ)n
W OF the
ruined castle tina:
o %sentinel-iike
over tho fair Irish
valley. like nm ou..
y Isl OF Tim Q.
these are Ii.
Groves OF Biarnsy
The Grove D.
Barney. they
look so charm.
ing
Down nv n
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He Stood Corrected.

TEACHER in giving o lecture IN tn
~ members Of her junior hygsnic class had
- cautioned them against esuns anythn.
hard. such as nuts. hard candy. &c. A
ANAL boy held Up his hand.
What Is II, sammiet' che inquired.
Say. did you ever ser ans Of these here
candy ,awbroak-Sl' he asked.
"Ye-ss, ! believe co." Aho hcNta.ed wonderfully.
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THE CRASH,

II hear thai Jones Is rapidly climbing
the iaddc- OF success"
"He wss-t"o rapidly. she other day
ne overlooked n place where, there wal
q vung MISUNDERSTANDING Leader.
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to ono bow she has too many beauX to one STRING. One OF
these days that string Is going to BREAK. and In the ver-
nacular there will be a spill"
For. 1t 10 true that no one may servo two masters. So
10 It also gospel that a girl may not continue on the road
that leads TO happy love with MORE than ONE-no,
not for very long and certain!y-Sor AT THE SANE
TIME.
That Is to say. that after the wei!-worn period OF platon!c
friendship. when he or she or both begin to believe In each
other. 1t 10 surely playing UNFAIR to hold 10 the threads
OF other strings. Certainly ownership OF any one Is never
In evidence BEFORE Hymen has heard the magic words
said, VIII you take this woman?' and even after ttat. In
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The Days Good Stories

We'll. Willie. here Indicating another ooy u,
the clss. STOOD night In front OF Gr-soue's a;os,
yesterday and ct five Of them night dowa."
Ate" corrected the teacher. H
"Aw. was It eight: | was tlink!a' ., VA ans
five. Delinustor. B..
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By Roy L. McC ardell.

kkTHESE." said Mr.. Jarr. e. he led
his good lady beneath a group
OF beautiful old oaks from
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around that tower in hope OF better
luck mex time In the way " matri-
mony?"
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How foolish OF you to talk that
way"' replied the surprised Mrs. Jarr.
Now. don't DO silly! But what docs
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world > lar; tnrd, the Bcrhncrs are free only on Sunday, and in that
city the fair could not be open on that day; fourth, Berlin is not popu-
lar enough with foreigners TO attract exhibits.
II this story be not true, We may be sure it was not invented by
an American. What American could have conceived such arguments :?
There is not a city in the United States above the rank of a country
town that would admit for itself even a single one Of the Kaiser's OBJ.
,echons. Should anybody urge them all against it there would
be q row.
That American communities arc often ovcr-ambtious is inds.
putable; but the spirit is good. 1t is excellent to have Talbot ad.
vertnse itself as a pleasure resort with ample hotel accommodation.
and q welcome for the world.
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Cop,ngh,. 1910. by the Press Publishing Co,
THE New York wohd.)
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In other words. a wine that blew too late ended the Wa:
0A of the Revolution and made possible a v'etOry, tina: set oar
country free.
1t was in 1881. The British still held their own in America And after
nearly ever years of hard wariase Liberty seemed a.nOst a Tar OF q
ever. Gen. Clinton. with a strong British ARM and fleet, was ia possession
of New York. Gen. Washington, with his pauiot troops and Frenea allies
was encamped nea Doobs Ferry, N. y, waiting favorable opportunity ID
the South.
This vas the situation. Should Clinton remain in control OF New Yors
and CORVALLIS continue 10 hold TIE soutn with a powerful Br!tisl Tee:
connecting the two ueneIa.s. n a might dHs IN .nieauitey. ferhsD'
eve unAu e cOIonss "a. sa44. ..om .. strength wa. seaL
Dt could etner cnmions or .Orn als 5 army DC routed and captured sen
a surrender woud oe the NeAtn oiS o. ns.ands nanees in America.
liant leafs in all military history. lie moved hs main array oao'"asd IRON
Crossing the Hudson. IL marched aons ,o New jersey 'nore. as thoisa
~~Ss-~~cS Island. Clinton as S,tsay ae:sS.a n a, .as r.
o.s~.s: s"":ss. we're sun aa:a ssM to ,sp pc the, a. sI at. . ,.snl .5 ay,ssa
mast. pnu,a.nn,, Then ,o iu" Clinton Son. .m~ nov W me- n.i naa :" o..n foo.od WASH.
ins,On had slipped past him in safety an wa, o well o. ne a so~asa
secret hd the move been thu the American soldiers themselves mad had 10
Supported by a French fleet Washington Oored down pn Corvallis in Wiz.
out Washington ne hi, American ant French army hemmed him N by land
Tho French nee'c cut of his escape b y sea unprepA'ed ana unpF0Vi"0nsd 's .
Blu, cornwaIs did wha. he could to defend Yorktown. Meantime h . sen .
him ralsot tho eye Clinton. in alarm. equipped q hes, of "Arsnp' mt hurried
Had his flee, arrived off Yorktown. the added strength IT would have Evn
have .' sn sS@S cor prn and" his sN am m to set safety ut Of the trap / n ~Hcs
case washinston's splendid exploit oud have s0n' for nothing n tn va
Here it va. tina, an .lr"d.n '. a double M-ln,stsFea IN the patriot. ,
appear a HI time CORVALLIS expected It, Fearing lest his re-enforcement'
for ' escaping m n ships with the bulk Of his forces by night slipping through IL.
to New YorG
The plan was we'll devised: But for a second . H." o wa:sin ss IN might 81. 5 per-,
s~>~~~~~>~~~ n sas ave- awa ronS $50, sH"s Morn m0Tnn g,S to n nd M :. prey
{ :: y s::s :' s s:'. d; i1 :;'' q. s = ' :ssa: ':' s ;,' :::as : %'" :9 $. :.', IA
ii. wind, of h@ven fought in Liberty: behalf
DC. en is Ha. '' aurrs"ier rsS' his s' "n % I 1oormy to WV" was ss 's"sa !" 1 ss" vas ;s s:ss. .:
oos. e''e on s's ssalias Of the sA1 as var the 1t psisss sai 's Mia'%.. of s- nas aisaa American
cMn, rs al s ovs5. =" d It III H. over ys vv ,, .,r.,ax r.,,,., n. oo.,,.,..
when It's admiral iearnsa II Corn Sarss fate, and turned sorrowtaiy oss.
We had tn. ses,e aras-ana We lost. the same = From the esriaan.
70 ae enc we were forever arriving too iate''
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against de heincus sin o. shootin' GRAPE,
An charges so against de bEzek rcscslity O. ln,ia'
pullsts! But. above all else. breddstn and sister a.
All demoI.-she, 20 Of dishyer seAsOn against "a
crime o. melon ~stea!ln'H'
A brother IN a back seat made an odd aouoi
with his lips. roe and snapped his fingers. The
be 81, down again with an ahsshcd look.
Whuffo. NAH fnen - said the preacher sternl,
docs so rar up an. snap 80 hnsahs whea Al
speak o. melon s,caliu'f'
"fo' jcs reminds me. rahson." the man In the
l-ck seat answered neekly, "whar All eS' uAa
knife. San Francisco ArgonauI
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EACK OF THE BOSSES.

private affairs and leave public interests neglected and unmatched.
The situation in this city over the rapid transit problem is con.
'incng lesson on that score. There is no valid reason why New
York should not have enlarged transit facilities. There are MANY
reasons why 1t should have them The people have voted for them.
They have elected officials pledged to promote them. Why, then. is
there a deadlock!
Bosses come and 20, but back Of them is the power Of greed and
putocracy that does politics all the year round. New York must wake
W. There IS a fight going on, and she has big interests in it.
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Of tarlh privileges are not going to surrender them without a further
fight. Presrden, Taft said in a letter read at the banquet of the Chi
cago Chamber Of Commerce: 1--WE are bound to promote the climina.
ton OF instances Of rnJustices in the tariff laws" But nevertheless he
I'D not advocate anything more than a slow, piecemeal revision.
So, despite the vote OF the people, the tariff monopoists and extor.
tonits III gong to make a hard fight to retain their booty. There
will be resistance and evasion and delay all along the line. Therefore
it will be well for men as we'll as women to heed the advice of Miss
TArUell: Let them make a fuss-a militant fuss.
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WHERE WE BEAT BERLIN.

.CCOHDlNG to a report from Brussels. Kaiser Will
: helm while in that city declared an opposition to
any movement toward holding a worlds fair in Der.
lin. lie gave four reasons: First, Berlin isn't CAV
enough for pleasure seekers; second, Berlin hasn't
hotel room for such a crowd as would attend n
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KNOW a young woman. enejs q very ATTiiACrI|E lOCNG WOMAN.
fact might "a n Is . real magnet But there Is n fault to ma
MISSILE KNOWS 1T.
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ness, a direction for the personal convenience and comfort of those
that follow it. a an appeal for {. consderate thoughtfulncss of the
welfare OF Others.
BY shopping at once you will do something to Tighten the burdens
snd lessen the irrltatlons that are going to be inflicted upon thousands
of men and women who are to wait and to serve the big crowds
that will throng the shops rs Christmas draws nearer. BY going home
carly in the afternoon a seat will be left for some tired worker when
the rush comes.
"Be ye courteous one to another" is a command Of Christianity
1t is worth while to heed it at Christmas time. Show a courtesy to all.
shop early and give others a chance.
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E(Mr0D That Oh
liz II i S t O r Y
/ BY Albert Payson Terhune
EGssEXEgs Ea aEaGaaA

SuaUsn. Lv W As IIA iva.MMs ~. 49, New As ""A.
No. "A Fic' 1e Breeze That T. nded a War
>OEl DIFFERENT wind would have saved America for us!"w writes
Thackeray in The Vrgnans"
~ In other words, a wind that blew too late ended the Wa:
O9 of the Revolution and made possible a victory tina: set oar
country free,
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FOR hNOTHER'S SAKE.

q ~ GrNO bits of common sense are OF pressing pcrtinence
~0MI just now: First, do your Christmas shopping with
~ out delay. Seconu, if you have the leisure, finish
@ your shopping early and 60 home before the rush
hours OF the evening.
This advice is not 81 much a counsel TO selfish.
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MAKE A MILITANT FUSS.

? HEN Miss 1arbell was asked what n woman can do
toward rcdressing the wrongs Of the tariff she an.
swered: LET her make a fuss-makc a militan.
fuss"
The advice is good. Moreover il is timely. The
people have voted for redress, but the bcnefciaries
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Helped 10 Remember.

A COLORFD prea-her VA, v~shem,ntIv Ss
~ nouDcin; the Ens Of his congregation.
n 'Buddern an sIsteru. Al ws:us 80
against de heinous sin o. shoot,n' craps,
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haps have awakened sor
gone. Blu. as CORVALLIS
bark one hight on his da
arose. There was no CT
such n gao And the ID,
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This advice is not so much a COT