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The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-01-13

are ON "A Annabitautf
Ny friend. have you heard Of the town
OF Yawa,
On tbs banks OF the River Slow.
Where blooms tEs wzitawhiIe flower
fair.
Where the sometimeorother scents the
air.
And the soft Goeasys grow2
IL lies IN the valley OF Whafsfheuse.
Ia the province OF Letheralide:
That tired feeling is native there.
It's the home Of the iistiess Idontcare.
Where the Putifons abide
The Putitons never make up their
mind.
Intending 70 do Il tomorrow:
And so they delay from day 10 day.
TIL business dwindles and profits
decay.
And their days are fun OF sorrow.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-01-13

Very few girls walk gracefully now
adays, IN spite Of the craze for phys
lcal culture. The most generally no
tlceahle faults are forward droop
Of the head. sticking out OF the elbows
and scraping the feot. The girl who
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-01-13

Henry Manget. OF Atlanta. trains
animals wonderfully. In speaking OF
them recently. he said: when we
call In dumb beasts to be our assist
ants we should be kind to them. Love
Is the great ruling power OF the uni
verse. II my dog loves me. my horse
Or my COW. get from them return
which It is impossible to get from
iumb driven beasts suffering under
the brutal lash" Here. calling his
sollle dog. he told It 70 kiss the horse.
feat which 1t performed in most
artistic manner. Nor is that ALL
sald Mr.. Manget. Here is my dock
II ducks They understand English
as well as you DO. II Is now noon
day. Yet upon my word you win see
them 60 to roost and to sleep"
Then calling out 70 the ducks. about
eighteen or twenty in number. he
aid: Go to bed The order struck
The ducks with some evident amaze.
ment. for while they stopped their
nlucklng OF grass and looked upon
aim as II in scml.revolt. YET npon OBJ
serving his steady gaze. the leading
duck started on to the fowlhouse.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-01-13

coming within two strokes OF the pro
fessionai record. Miss Leitch IL looked
upon as BY far the best Of all women
players. She is planning TO visit this
country next summer.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-01-13

It's hard to lose beautiful daugh.
ter" said the wedding guest sympa-
thetlcally.
TITS blamed sight harder TO lose
the homely ones" replied the old man,
who had several yet to Exchanges.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-01-13

~ -
cording 70 the pre-
vailing opinioE Of
a woman's depart
ment In = mlllin-
cry store. Il does
not seem likely
The device con
sists OF a large
card with an open
ing large enough
70 admit a WON
ans head. Above
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-01-13

II Is the man
who fools with
danger who helps
the doctor TO pay
for his automobile.
Don't 20 through
the world swapping
caps Try 70 hit
something.
Men no doubt
lived on earth a
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-01-13

Whether the millinery device de-
signed BY New York man win be
~ popular as II Is ingenious remains
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-01-13

II Is the easiest Thing Ia the world
for man to keep his troubles to hiu>-
self--if be has none
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-01-13
TRUMPET CALLS.

E2as's Horn SQUADS a warsfnE Note
90 fhe Unredeemsd.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-01-13

days wax, except one who concesls
bis goodness
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-01-13

A nannel bag or hot all i very
useful and comforiinE. not only for
rheumatism. but for any muscular
n.fr
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20
a cad Pine cinch. .

New York Telegraph.-In this con-
nection | am reminded of the origin
of the phrase, "a lead-pipe cinch. :"
1t is explained that two thieves were
returning from Brooklyn, where they
had stolen lead pipe from unoccupied
houses. One of them had about 100
pounds of the pipe wound around his
body and concealed by his oyercoat.
He did not like the looks of police
man on the ferryboat and nastened
to leave as the craft was entering
the slip He was jostled as he stood
too near the edge of the boat and
fell into the East River
That's the end of him. remarked
his pal He'll never rise again"
BET you $40 he does, said by
stander who was willing to take a
chance.
you're ON, sad the other as he
produced his roll When the man in
the water failed to appear again,
though men were ready with life pre-
servers and boathooks TO save him,
the $50 was given to the thiefs pal
by the stakeholder.
THAT was a lead-pipe cincn, re-
marked the thief as he pocketed the
money.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20
SCOTCH BROTH.

For Scotch broth wipe three
pounds of mutton cut from the tore
quarter Cut lean meat in one-lncn
cubes. put in kettle, cover with three
pints of cold water, bring quickly to
the boiling-point, skim and adj one
half cupful OF barley which has soak
ed in cold water to cover overnight.
Simmer one and one half hours or
until meat is tender, Put bones in
a second kettle, cover with cold wa
ter, heat slowly to boiling point, skim
and boil one and one half hours.
Strain water from bones, and aud to
meat. Fry for FIVE minutes in two
tablespoonful of butter, one fourth
cupful each of carrot, turnip, onion
and celery cut in one-half-inch cubes.
Add to soup and cook until vegeta-
bles are soft; then season with salt
and pepper. Thicker gravy with two
tablespoonful each of butter and
-four cooked together, and just be-
fore serving add one half tablespoon
full of finely-chopped parsley.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20
UNCLE JOE CANNON.
He Also Speaks Wei OF Canada.

He Also Speaks Well OF Canada.
No matter what may be the opin.
ion of Mr.. Joseph Cannon, no matter
a car, and by others as big, warm
hearted man, with many of the in
stincts that make humanity very bear
able, all will admit that he is a man
who has been advertised more than
any other man in the United States.
What he may have to say therefore on
any subject, will have weight. Obsery-
ant, he speaks his mind freely. He
was interviewed the other day by the
correspondent of a Canadian newspa-
per, he spoke of his admiration for
Canada, and he is quoted in way
of the man. The correspondent says
he launched out into personal biog-
raphy, proverbial philosophy, politi-
cal comment, cynical scorn, broad pro-
family and sentimental poetry such as
one rarely hears in the space of an
hour. He discussed the Canadian
tariff, and then said: People say l
break the Ten Commandments, all of
them. But | don't, at least not often.
did break one Of them up in Can
ada two or three years ago. As rode
from Winnipeg to the Rockies over
your great West and saw the finest
wheatfields in the world, thought Of
Virginia and lot of our States, and
smashed the Tenth Commandment
every hour of the journey. Yes, sir,
coveted my neighbours land"
Coming from a man of the fame Of
Mr.. Cannon, these were words that
should have some weight with the
Americans who may still have doubts
of the advantages that are offered to
them in Western Canada. A home
amongst the wheat fields. Hundreds
of thousands of Americans are adopt
ing it. They go to Central Canada,
to any one of the three Provinces of
Manitoba, Saskatchewan or Alberta, or
to the coast Province of British Column
bia, take up their homestead of 100
acres, and probably pre-empt another
$50 acres, or it may be they do not
care lOE pioneering WSuCy VI I'LL ~
miles from an existing railway, and
purchase a farm Then they settle
upon it and, having no clearing away
of timber they begin at once to culti-
yate it, and make money. That they
make money and much more than they
could possible make on the high-priced
farms they have left. is the evidence
of hundreds of thousands. They do
not leave civilized life. they but re-
move from one sphere to another.
They have splendid social conditions,
churches, schools, rural telephones.
splendid roads, railways, convenient
just the same as what they left, and
what is more, they get much greater
returns from their crops, which give
abundant yield. The climate Is per-
feet, and it Is no wonder that most
fiattering reports are sent back to their
friends in the States, and it Is no
wonder that Joe Cannon was tempted
to speak as he did. He coveted" his
neighbours land.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20

Munyon's Paw Paw pills coax the
liver into activity by gentle methods
They do not scour. gripe or weaken. They
are tonic TO the stomach, liver and
nerves; invigorate instead of weaken
They enrich the blood and enable the
stomach to get all the nourishment from
FOOD that is put into it. These pills con-
tain no calomel; they are soothing, heal
Ing and stimulating. For sale by all drug
gists in 10c and 25c sizes II you need
medical advice, write Munyon's Doctors.
They will advise to the best of their abil-
tty absolutely free OF Charge. MUM
VOWS, sd and Jefferson SITS, Phil
Rdefphfa, Pa
Munyon's Cold Remedy cures a cold In
sne day. Price Use. Munyon's Rheuma-
sism Remedy relieves in few hours and
cures in few days. Price Csc.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20
Shakespeare, The World poet.

The following estimate of Shake
speare by the great Italian tragedfan
Tommaso Salvini is quoted in the Re
view of Reviews: where" asks Sig
nor Salvini, is to be found poet
who does not show the exclusively
national note? In England" he re-
plies, ION the borders of the Avon
Shakespeare Shakespeare is the
world poet.
Shakespeare shows in his works
no exclusive nationality He knows
how to speak to all hearts, to- all in
tellects. He was not satisfied 10
copy and render the special peculiar
tiles of the character and customs of
his people, but depicted only men as
they are and as they will be in the
whole world In Macbeth he pre-
sents himself as Scotchman, in Ham
let as Dane, in Merchant of Ven
ice and in 'Othello' as Venetian, In
Julius Caesar and in 'CorioIanus as
Roman-to speak briefly, he changes
himself with the subject and identl-
fies himself with it; words, thoughts,
pictures exercise a common effect
to produce LEGAL color and character
ize the personages whom he repre-
sents. If he had been a polyglOt he
would have employed different Ian
guages according to the localities and
kinds of men that were before his
mind. In this way also modern au-
thors ought to produce their works.
and in this way actors should repre-
sent the different characters.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20
POISON BY MUSHROOMS.
symptoms and Treatment-How To
Gather Edible FUNGI.

Considering the frightful conse-
quenees of gathering and eating poi
soRous mushrooms in mistake for the
edible variety it is little short of mar
velous that person without knowl-
edge should dare go into the fields and
woods and pick and eat any of the
fungi growing there.
If you are thoroughly familiar with
some particular variety of edible
mushroom and can distinguish it at
sight from all others, however SINH
lar in color and form, it is safe to eat
that particular variety; but you must
beware of other kinds that resemble
it, for however slight the difference
in appearance one may be edible and
the other poisonous.
There is no absolute rule for dis
tinguishing the edible from the poison
Gus kinds, and it is better therefore to
give no general rules, but to follow
only one: Suspect every mushroom
which you do not know positively to be
edible. TO this rule perhaps may be
added a second. Learn to distinguish
the white spored agaries and avoid
them all, for although there is an edi-
Bile species it requires an expert to
tell it, and the poison of another
species is deadly and there is no
known antidote for it.
The chief poisons in mushrooms are
two In number-muscarin and phallin,
says Youths Companion. The first of
these produces symptoms resembling
those of alcoholic intoxication, fol-
lowed by commissions or paralysis, col
lapse and death from heart failure.
These symptoms come on soon after
the mushrooms have been eaten
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20
Beautiful wan coatlng. for Home.


In line with the progress of all other
things in these modern days Is the
beautiful, perfect and sanitary wall
coatings for our homes. Alabastine is
the name of a rich, soft and velvety
preparation for the decoration of walls
and ceilings. 1t adheres to the walls
of its own adhesive qualities. 1t is in
expensive, clean, artistic and so cas-
lily put on that any one can follow the
printed directions on every package.
Any shade or tint is easily produced.
Alabastine is proof against insects or
disease germs so prevalent in wall pa
per- 1t does not rub off and flake like
kalsomine. A complete color plan for
the walls of the home and stencils TO
help make the home beautiful, together
with book about home decorations
and samples of color effects will all be
sent free by the Alabastine Company,
4S2 Grapdville avenue, Grand Rapids,
Mich. The liberal offers of this COM
pany to home decorators in our adver-
Using columns elsewhere In tais paper
deserve careful perusal.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20

kidneyan bladder trouble that the doc
tors had ever seen. For three months
/ was confined to my bed. I was in
constant pain and voided blood. On
using Doan's Kidney Pills, passed
forty-nins gravel stones. Since then
have been we'll"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale at all dealers. so cents q
box. Foster-M ilburn Co., Buffalo,
n. Y.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20
Still Struoulino.

whats this?" demanded the Gus,
toms officer, pointing to a package
at the bottom of the trunk.
THAT is a foreign book entitled
'Politeness,' answered the man who
had Just landed.
81 guess I'll have to charge you a
duty upon it" replied the inspector.
1T completes with small and strug-
Cling industry in this country. =
New York Sun.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20
If a man't acquaintance don't know
that he is in love it's a sign that he
fsn'+
HOw's Ihis2

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned. have known F. T.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe
aim perfectly honorable in all business trans
actions. and financially able to carry out
any obligations made by his firm
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo o.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the system. Testimonials sent
free. Price, Toe. per bottle. Sold by all
Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20
Threatened Them.

Mike and Pat were hired to clean
a cistern. Mike took firm hold of
the rope and started to let Pat down.
When about halfway down Pat yelled
up:
''Ho, Mikei Stop letting me down =
For why?" said Mike
Don't ask any questions said
Pat, "fer if yez don't stop letting me
down I'll cut the ope."-Harper's
Monthly
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20
nation of any as yet unabsorbed por

nation of any as yet unabsorbed por-
tions of the mushrooms.
Stimulants are needed to support
the heart, and milk containing an
abundance of magnesia or bicarbonate
of sodium may be given.
Injections of salt solution into the
veins and-in case of muscarin pol
soning-hypodermic injections of afro
pin are often employed by physicians
with benefit
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20
FIRE THREATENS
$500, 900 LOSS

Newark. O., April ia fire threat
ening to cause a 100000 loss All
wipe out much of the business seetir
of the city, broke out this morning
the Arcade, the largest structure here.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20
A Chance at Least

A change of tenors had been mad,
in the church choir. Eight-year-old
Jessie, returning from the morning
service, was anxious to tell the news
"Oh, mother!" she exclaimed, "we
have new terror in the choir!"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20
Mutual.

On a bright starlight night under
the Southern Cross little girl 2115
years old stood at a window and
gazed long and silently at the stars
Suddenly waking from her reverie she
was heard to repeat little verse she
had been taught with change of her
her own:
Twinkle, twinkle, little start
l hope you wonder what I are"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20

UikN q n o AAHS
come, and danger OF
diabetes and fatal
g hts disease.
Doan's Kidney Pills
cure sick kidneys and
impart strength to
the whole system.
James Greenman.
142 East Front street,
Ionia, Mich, says: Il
had tina worst casa of
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20

Creditor ask you for the last
time to pay me SIS you owe me
Debtor Thank goodness. There's
an end to that silly Question-Puck.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20

And your shoes pinch, shake into your
shoes Aliens Foot-Ease, the antiseptic
powder for the feet. Cures tired, aching
feet and takes the sting out of Corns and
Bunions. Always use it for Breaking in
New shoes and for dancing parties Sold
everywhere 25c. Sample mailed FREE.
Address, Allen s. OImsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and
bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny, granules,
easy to take. Do not grippe.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20
Pettft,~ Eye saIve for use

relieves tired or overworked eyes, stops
eye aches, congested, inf1amed or sore
eyes. All druggists or Howard Bros,
Buffalo. n. Y.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20

The bride is given away at the altar,
and OCCASIONALLY the groom is sold.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20

Why is it that we invariably heal
of a mans bad deeds long before the
good ones?
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20

Mr.. WIn4l9w's SOOTHING SYRUP for
Children teethingi softsps the gums, reduces
Inflammation, allayS pain. cures wind collie.
p cents bottle.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20

There's no hope for men who
haven't sense enough to invent ex-
cuses.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20

A political boss is a man who saves
the voters the trouble of thinking for
themselves.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20

It's the wee small hours that de-
velop some pretty big times.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20
DELAY rs DANGEROUS.

When the kidneys are sick, the
whole body Is weakened. Aches, pains
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20

WHAT is one mans hobby may be
another man't nightmare.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20

A-B-C Liniment will promptly cure 1t.
Buy a bottle to-day from your dealer.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20

Lots of men are as truthful as the
late G. w, but they can't prove it.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20

For Red, Itching Eyelids,
Falling Eyelashes and All Eyes
That Need Care Try Murine Eye Satve.
Aseptic Tubes-Trial Size-25c.
Ask Your Druggist or Write
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20

Too many peoples idea of a friend
is some one they can impose upon.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20

Every man imagines himself accom-
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20
DOCTOR YOURSELF

when you feel cold coming on by taking few doses
of PERU Darts PQinkiHsr 1t s better than Quinine
and safer. The large soc bottles are the cheapest
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20

ALIENS LUNG BALSAM
will not only fresh cold but of those stub
born coughs that usually hang on for months. Give
it trial and prove its worth 25c. soc and 81 90.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20

RAPcAIN 5000 acres black valley land in the
phhVhtNI rain belt near Uvalde. Buy from
owner for $1,000 per acre. Address @. o. Byrd,
Uvalde. Texas.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20

pIeH MINMEcnTA Farms Cheap Enquire
hiVH t"i"HIvViH Guthrie & Fagre. Bloom
ing Prairie. MINI.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-04-20

nOdating
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-12-08
YAKIMA WILL GET
FUNDS FOR PROJECT

WASHINGTON. d. c. Dec. l.
Apportionment of $4,000, 900 of
the reclamation fund among various
government projects will probably
be announced by President Taft in
special message to congress next
week AS yet the President has
not had time to consider the report
of the board of army engineers, but
it was announced at the White
House today that he will transmit
this report to congress together
with a statement relative to this
action. No prior announcement is
expected. From reliable sources it
was learned that the Yakima project
in Washington will be adequately
recognized in the apportionment.
but there is danger that Oregon will
get nothing.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-12-08

When you have a cold get bot
tie of Chamberlain Cough Rem
edy. 1t will soon fix you up all
right and will warl off any tend
ency toward pneumonia. This
remedy contains no opium or other
narcotic and may be given as con-
fidentlv to a baby as to an adult.
Sold BY Owl Drug Store.