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BIU PBoyIrs FoR VICTORY

Consider then Just what immediate
prIle money will he Jeifriss's II he should
win. and no prophecy ~ attempted her.
First there - that t75 $50 ~ the purse
Add To- that s2O ~. representing his bonus
and his winning ~ JohnsOns bonus
That makes taS T5O actually ia the sweaty
hands ~ the lie Angelen" at the second
that hs ssss his opponent counted mt
Bui her" - more 10 he piled up aRainst
this. another bag fun ~ Cipher- tn he
Dumped 10 the right hand side VI the
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rHE Cause ~ ~ All

The further you go IA" deeper YOU get
into this maze 81 figures. all mar-halted
into array Wv IN" Tn"Te Cir'1lfnstano" ~
one white man and on. black man agra
ing to pound each other for a pro"
Browza littl. further ia this pastlT"
wher. the grr~n money grows. Con
slider. for instance th" amount ~ money
that il ioing raid foi telegraph t0lls each
day There are o. he i2s actual working
reporters az the ringsids and probably
as many again who consider themselves
specialists will be fling NEWSPAPER re-
ports from sunup On July 10 sgndpwn ON
July
Iher. Ia not one 81 these who will file
le@- than Oo words descriptive ~ the
fight and some newspapers and news
agencies will pay for much as ~ on
words before they feel that they have
sal isfied the great reading public Even
M press rates the tolls that will 10 gath
cred by the telegraph companies will bc
enormous
And 50 the dance e the Ciphers goes
The above ia only n scratching Of the sur
face Of statistics and u does not consider
tho thousands - wager- that are icing
placed all over the country the stacks 81
gold that are heing Dropped m 2DJ gam
bling games IN Reno and IN. little Incl
dental expenses ~ each Of the 10 sO-Odd
visitors who are now stretching this
rubber town 20 the limit ~ its elasticity.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1910-06-11
H. G. SYDN0R,
Higginsville, Mo.

L. U. Nickel of Fulton spent
Sunday here with relatives.
Mrs. M. E. Frazer and Mrs. Gus
Weber left Monday for an
extended stay in Colorado.
Mrs. w. Z. Mitchell and little
grandson, j. X. Letter, Jr., went
to Kansas City Sunday morning
for a short visit.
Mrs. William Walk left Sun
day morning for her home in Pu-
eblo, Col, after a visit here with
relatives.
Lice soon eats up your profits.
Kill this pest quickly with Con-
keys Lice powder for body lice.
Lice Liquid for ridding the poul-
try house Of mites and Head Lice
Ointment for baby chicks. Leroy
Farmer.
Miss Edna Stramcke left Satur.
day for a visit with relatives in
Chicago.
Geo. L. Trail went to Kansas
City Saturday to spend the day.
Mrs. Oscar Bowman and little
son, Ben, returned to Kansas City
Saturday after a few days
visit here with friends and rela
tives.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1910-06-11
Marvellous Discoveries

mark the wonderful progress OF
the age. Air flights on heavy ma
chimes, kilograms without wires,
terible war inventions to kill
men, and that wonder of wonders
DR.. Kings New Discovery-to
save life when threatened by
coughs, colds, lagrippe, asthma,
Group, bronchitis, hemorrhages,
hay fever and whooping cough or
lung trouble. For all bronchial
affections it has no equal. 1t re-
lieves instantly. It's the surest
cure. James NJ. Black of Ashe-
vile, n. c., R. R. No, 4, writes it
cured him of an obstinate cough
after all others had failed. soc
and $1.00. A trial bottle free
Guaranteed by Crenshaw &
Young.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1910-06-11

Mrs. Clarence Kenney, who
has been visiting in Odessa for
the past week, returned Friday
evening.
E. A. Groves went to Kansas
City Saturday for a short stay.
Edwin Roberts, who has been
attending NJ. S. u at Columbia
returned home Friday for vaca-
tion.
Chas. Hoefer, who has been
visiting relatives in HigginsvillC
for the past week, returned Sat
urday evening.
John Sturgis went to Kansas
City Saturday for a few days
visit.
Miss Nancy Vivion went t.
Kansas City Friday afternoon To-
brief stay.
DR.. G. W. johnson arrived
Saturday from Kansas Cit,
with a 35-horse power,
cylinder Crawford car. TIL
car was purchased through tn
firm of Hoff & Slusher of thi
city.
L. G. Kelley returned Satul
day evening from trip to lowe
Mrs. Kelley, who has been visit
ing in Kansas City, accompanie
him home.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1910-06-11

The fact that the Payne-Al-
drich tariff law taxes the rich
lightest and the poor heaviest is
a startling one. Those most able
to pay the tariff tax, get off the
lightest. Your wife or daughter
who buys a woolen or worsted
cloth for a dress pays $9.4O for
a pattern that cost $4.00 "a
broad, or a tariff tax of l35
per cent, while the rich man S
wife or daughter is only required
to pay tariff tax of so per cent
on the imported silk dress she
buys. The steel buttons on the
workingman's trousers carry a
duty of 126,SS per cent, while
milady's ivory buttons only pay
I57.40 per cent. The cheapest
blankets, found in the homes Of
the laborer, carry a tariff tax Of
107 per cent, while the fine blan
kets used on the beds Of the Cap
tains of Finance only pay II pei
cent. And so on through the
list. The cheapest gloves pay
the highest tariff tax. Higf
priced wooden carpets used by thu
wealthy carry a tariff tax o.
but so per cent, while the car
pets used for mats, rugs, bed
sides and hassOcks, found in tn
homes of the common peopl
are taxed 122.SS per cent. Hat
and bonnets costing So or les
per dozen are taxed 62 per cent
while those costing more thai
$40 per dozen get in for 80 pc
cent. Is it any wonder that ther
are Republicans insurging agains
this unjust discrimination be
tween the man of wealth and tn
man of moderate means. If yo'
think it unfair to make the work
ingman pay a higher tariff ta
on what he can afford to bu
than the capitalist is required t
pay on what he can afford t
buy, vote the Democratic tickt
this fall.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1910-06-11
Good Dramatic Criticism.

The late Richard Mansfield al
ways felt that he owed more to
the wise discernment and stanch
support of the Chicago Record
Herald than to any other agency,
outside himself, that contributed
to his ultimate triumph as an
actor. Ask any disinterested OBJ
server of the theatrical matters
today who is the best dramatic
critic in Chicago, and ten to one
he will say James O'Donnell Ben
nett Of The Chicago Record-Her-
aid. Mr.. Bennett is unquestion-
ably the leading critic in his do
main in the West. He writes
with a fearless fairness and a
keen appreciation of real merit
that makes his articles a genuine
force for the betterment Of the
stage. His knowledge of the
history and principles of dramat-
ic art is sufficient to lend depth
to his utterances, yet he has the
newspaper mans knack of max
ing his work breezy and interest
ing for the average man and
woman. His columns are always
newsy, as well as reliable in then
judgements. Anyone who vii
follow the dramatic, musical, lit
erary and art departments of The
Chicago Record-Herald from sea
son to season need have no feal
about keeping abreast of all thai
is latest and finset in the move
ment of modern culture.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1910-06-11

]. H. Hall and son, Pemberton,
went to Kansas City Saturday for
a brief visit.
Arthur Foster went to Kansas
City Saturday for a short visit.
Sydney Brooks of near Lexing-
ton went to Kansas City Saturday
to spend a few days.
Charles Meyer spent Sunday in
Sweet Springs,
Mr.. and Mrs. j. w. Sydnor left
Sunday for Kansas City to make
their future home. Mr.. Sydnor
will be connected with the Hama
cher Realty Co.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1910-06-11
Old Men s Club

The Old Mems Club met in
Lexington last Saturday, and ow-
ing to the mcIement weather on
ly a few were in attendance. The
program as originally planned
was carried out to the letter.
After the following resolutions
were adopted they adjourned to
meet in Higginsville the fourth
Saturday in September.
Be it resolved by the Old
Mems Club Of Lafayette county
First. We are delighted that
we came, and will be glad to
come often without being urged.
Second, That we tender our
heartiest thanks to the people OF
Lexington for their loyal welcome
and generous hospitality accord
ed us on this occasion. Our Wis
it to historic Lexington has been
most enjoyable one.
Third. We congratulate the
progressive citizenship on the
spirit Of enterprise and thrift
manifest on every hand.
Fourth. Especially do VT
thank Hon. VIM. H. Chiles for hi'
able, hearty and kindly welcome
and to the Automobile Club fOl
its appreciated kindness in show
ing us Lexington,
The Lexington intelligencer., 1910-06-11
TREATMENT OF CoRNs
Application of Moisture-Use Of
Glycerine and Water.
From the Youths Companion,

From the Youths Companion.
A corn is not a callosity, al
though often so called, for the
two things are produced in diff
ferent ways. A callosity is due
to pressure intermittently appliedi
a corn is due to more or less con
slant pressure combined with fric-
ton. A callosity is superficial ;
corn is well described in its
Latin name, clavus, a nail. 1t is
like a nail driven into the tender
tissues of the lower layers of the
skin and the parts beneath.
PAIRING the corn the usual treat
ment, may give a little relief for
a time by relieving the pressure
but soon the horny growth Is
pushed above the surface agair
and the conditions is as bad a.
ever, or worse.
The only lasting benefit is from
the removal of the entire growtl
and this best effected by the ap
plication of moisture. Every nigh
the sufferer should go to bee
with thin poultice or a wad Of
absorbant cotton saturated will
glycerine and water on the corn
the surface before the application
being thickly busted with bicar
Donate of soda. In the day tim
any ordinary corn plaster shoulC
be worn and in the hole shoul(
be placed a very thin layer of alb
sorbant cotton soaked with gly
cerine.
This simple treatment is bette
than the use of salicylic acid, gla
cial acetic acid and other chemi
Gals which are often recommend
ed. Simple rest in bed will d
Just as well, but it takes Longer
In fact a good long illnesss, sue
as typhoid fever may be depend
ed upon to cure any corn. 1t ]
the only good thing to be said o
typhoid fever.
, OF course after the corn has di
appeared better fitting shoe
must be worn so that none OF tn
prominent parts of the foot al
pressed upon and rubbed by tn
leather at the same time. If tn
> badly fitting shoe is put on ogai
the corns will quite certainly cor
back.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1910-06-11
Notice.

The Lafayette Telephone Com
pany has decided to establish a
low message rate between Lex
ington and Higginsville.
Hereafter the rate will be ten
(1O) cents for all messages of
five (5) minutes duration. We
want all Of you talk and not
write. Talk is cheap. We have
three full metallic circuits be.
tween Lexington and Higginsvlil'
and we will maintain them and
make it to your interest to use
them.
Very Respectfully,
Lafayette Telephone Co.
By E. d. Graham.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1910-06-11

The June number of the
National Monthly of which
Chairman Norman E. Mack of
the Democratic National Com
mittee is the Editor, has reach
ed our desk, and we find it to be
one of the most attractive num-
bers we have ever seen.
Chairman Mack is doing a
great work through the columns
of the National Monthly in in
teresting Democrats in their party
and in the questions of live mo-
ment which are discussed in the
columns of the National Monthly
by some of the foremost men and
women of the country.
The June number contains sew
eral able editorials by Chairman
Mack. A live Washington ar
ticle by Frank B. Lord on "The
Voluntary Retirement Of Senators
Aldrich and Hale from the United
! States Senate" a brilliant article
on "The Recent Indiana Demo
cratic Convention" by Judge Mil
lard F. Cox; a severe arraign-
ment of the Republican Party"
by Hon. Francis Burton Harri-
son. New York member of the
House of Representatives; an
able tariff article, showing how
the cost of the necessaries Of
living has been increased by Hon.
Charles S. Hamlin, Assistant
Secretary of the Treasury under
Cleveland. "Review Of the Life
Of Horatio Seymour" by John
Sayles. A numerous article by
+ George Ade; pictures and ar
ticles of general interest. A two
page cartoon by Gordon Nye. A
story of "The Building of the
Great Loetschberg Tunnel, by
Deshler Welch. A review of the
great work Hon. William j. Gay
| nor has already done as Mayor of
| New York City An article on
THE Worlds Overflow Problem
by Kate Burr. A new review of
"The Life of Patrick Henry, by
Edith Tunis Sale of Virginia. An
article by Hon. B. f. Yoakum
i Chairman of the Frisco Railroad
l system, dealing with the middle
l. man. Several splendid short sto
|; ries by well known writers;
fund of humorous stories; depart
/ ments and fine illustrations.
4 Send One Dollar for a year,
subscription to this splendid Dem
u ocratic magazine to the NatiOna
|: Monthly, Buffalo, n. Y.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1910-06-11

NJ. F. Royle who has been i'll
nearly all spring, is still in a very
critical condition.
Deputy Sheriff Walter Pea
cock spent Tuesday in Kansas
City on automobile business.
Mrs. F. NJ. Hord and little son
left Tuesday for 0sceola, Mis-
souri,, to visit relatives.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1910-06-11

Mrs. Parthinia Peacock Of Hig-
ginsville and Mrs. Anna Price Of
Lexington who have been visiting
the family of W. S. Peacock re-
turned to their home Monday.
R. B. Berrie went to Kansas
City Tuesday on business.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1910-06-11

Mr.. Lutte Cheatham of Moberly,
who has been visiting T. A.
Campbell of this city, returned
home Saturday morning.
Geo. Cohrs arrived Friday even.
ing from Kansas City to visit rel
atives for a few days.
Miss Lille Quandt returned
Friday evening from a few
days visit in Kansas City.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1910-06-11

Mrs. O. 0. Crawford and little
daughter, Alberta Claire, went to
Kansas City Sunday morning for
a few days visit.
DR.. II. NJ. Lissack and daughter
went to Kansas City Monday
to spend the day.
Mrs. Freda Everly of Kansas
City who has been visiting the
family of Ernest Hoffman, Sr., re
turned home Sunday.
Joe Tunstall went to Kansas
City Monday to spend the day on
business.
DR.. T. c. Ryland went to st
Louis, Monday attend a meet
ing Of the American Medical So.
ciety which will be in session
there all week.
Barred Plymotn Rock eggs
from prize winning strains fol
sale at $1.OO and $3.50 per set
ting of Is.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1910-06-11
In Police Court.

Three old men were taken be-
fore Judge Hedge Tuesday in
the police court charged with
drunkenness; two of the prisoners
plead guilty and were fined $6.-
70 each. The third was introduced
as Gen. Sherman. The General
plead guilty and was given 10
minutes to leave town.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1910-06-11
Kept the King at Home

For the past year we have
kept the King of all laxatives-
DR.. Kings New Life Pills-in
our home and they have proved
a blessing to all our family, .
writes Paul Mathulka, of Buffalo,
IN. Y. Easy but sure remedy for
all Stomach, Liver and Kidney
troubles. Only 25c at Crenshaw
& oung's.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1910-06-11
Ice Cream.

l am now prepared to furnish
you in any quantity with ice
cream and ices delivered to
any part of the city. Phone 694.
c. H. NEER.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1910-06-11
Seed Corn.

A limited amount of pure bred
Boone County white and Reeds
yellow dent seed corn for sale at
800 per bushel. Write for sam
pie.
Geo. A. Klingenberg, Seey.
Lafayette County Corn Grower
Association. COncOrdia, Mo.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1910-06-11
Our 1900 Miles of Levees,
From the Worlds Work.

From the Worlds Work.
Few people are aware that the
dyke system of the United States
is far larger and protects a far
greater area than the dyke system
of Holland. There are now 1886
miles of levees along the banks of
the Mississippi river, but even
this stupendous amount of earth
does not insure absolute protec-
ton, as was shown by the Holly
Bush crevasse in 1903 and other
disasters.
Not until GA miles of new levee
are added, representing $4,000 00C
cubic yards of earth (including
the raising of old levees in places
will the system be complete anc
perfectly safe from a flood equa
to the greatest on record, that o.
l1SS2. Then the system will con
tain 2SO,O0O,OO0 cubic yard
nearly three times that of the ex
cavatiOn in the Culebra cut of tn,
Panama canal where condition
permit the use of machinery in
stead of negro and mule.
The Lexington intelligencer., 1910-06-11

Mrs. John Sturgis returned
Monday from a few days
visit in Kansas City.
Chick' Owens of Kansas City
spent Monday in Lexington with
friends.
Miss Nancy Vivion returned
Monday from a few days visit
in Kansas City.
O. 0. Wilson went to Higgins
Vile Monday to meet his daugh
ter, Miss Mary, and son, John
who have been visiting in Alton
Ill.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-10-29

Signor Francisco I'esti. the famous
song writer, is very impulsive and
quick to resist the slightest assumit
ton OF patronage, One day lady
called on him and announced her In
tention of singing two Of his song. al
concert.
i thought | would just run round
and try them over with YOU" She said,
Tosti remarked that he Was uet hi
the habit Of giving lessons Iii that than
ner. whereupon the lady rct0rtetl.
Very well; | viii not sing youg
songs then"
Tostis face beamed as BIZ advanced
toward her with outstretchod hands
Madam he said, II thank YOU vary
much for that favor"
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-10-29
A L.snal Wonder.

There was Il prosecuting attorney In
Texas whose methods were SO drn.
matte and uniformly successful that
he not only became the terror Of evil
doers, but an object of admiration. es.
pecially among the negroes Upon re-
1irement from Office he was al ence
much sought after by those charged
with crime. The fret two cases whist
he defended resulted in coIttictfsn
much 10 his chasrin. An old negro
who had watched Ills prosecution In
admiring wonder and looked on with
equal Interest when lie conducted the
defense accosted him just after his de-
feat and said Mars Earle, you sho
is wonder. No matter which side
yous on. they 81 TO the pen just the
same. Case and Comment.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-10-29
e~%.s~
One May
Overcome

consultation permanently by proper
personal cooperation with the bene
htial effects OF Syrup Of Figs and
LliNlr Of SIENNA. when required. The
forming OF regular habits Ia most I'm.
portant and while endeavoring to
form them the assistance Of Syrup OF
FIGS and Elixir Of SIENNA Is most val
liable, as Il is the only laxative which
Gets without disturbing the natural
functions and without facilitating and
II 10 the one laxative which leaves the
thtefnal organs in q naturally healthy
condition, thereby really aiding one In
that way. To get its beneficial effects
buy the genuine manufactured by the
California Fig Syrup Go. only, and for
sale by all leading druggists. Syrup
Of Figs and Elixir Of SIENNA IL never
elassed BY the well-informcd with
medicines which make extravagant
and unfounded claims to cure habitual
constipation without personal coop.
Grafton.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-10-29
HUMOROUS CUPS.
Fool No. 4-1l-44.

A fool there WIS. and he made his prays
Gwen as you and ID
To rag and several hanks OF hair
Goodness knows what She wouldn
wearf.
But the fool he called her his lady fair
Gwen as YOU ana IT,
on, the jeers we waste ana the tears We
waste &e@
And the evil things we've said
Are lost ON the woman who does not know
tAnd, like as not. will never know
What to wear upon her head.
The foot was frequently horrifed
Gwen az you and III
A husk OF hair with head inside
tShe called a van when she had ii dved}
Was all that he had for his bonnie bride
Gwen as you and ~.
But II isn't the hanks or the woman's
pranks
Would win him his decree
IL he had the 'hardihood to sue
The point is that she never knew
Gas matter OF fact, they never dob
Whose hair ii used 10 he
st. Louis Dispatch.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-10-29
Overheard

"And while was down there In the
Sums | saw woman feeding candy
to baby that looked as If 1T were
painted
THE eutest little boy was climbing
tree with overalis on
Il told John we ought to have oys-
tiers for company ON the half she'll"
He gave her the coffee while she
was waiting at the counter iii tin
can"
"a big fat man rode BY on a skittish
horse with d red nose that was scared
OF the trolley cars
II just love to see the soldiers with
their guns In khaki suits, don't your
Il don't know his name. but he was
the lawyer who sat next to the lady
IN black with long side whiskers and
a white necktie."
He Is the man that sells lace with
such big red hands and lisp"-Life.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-10-29

Thomas T, Caraher, tue mail car,
rier, i having his residence prop
erty No. f21 Twenty-sixth street put
u first class cond ton. Tie cottage
he occupies has been moved several
feet to the rear and elevated. A
hrlck basement IN being built.
Among the other improvements to
be made will be commodious portcles
around the house AMI n heating plant
viii be installed.