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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-07-05

Gm IA liars Iise, aagot Soft ira
gren6al, uofsrte forIeoen Dag en-
9aab, iom life mango bigger | benoes
aIber funbe siort, ioet bun reooeoe
2 andre bigger, bporai ben enc bar
foufirmeret, ben anoen life, fra at
Srufne, ifr. "geitIanoife Sibenoe".
timber gabning / aopisen bupoe be
TO Bigger meo Reoningsb9Iter paa
iig besipet Jig no paa Spbet. ct
gpot Stpffe fra 9unb tabte Den enc
ReoningsbRltet og flamreoe Zig fat
til ben onoen, boorpeo begse bolot
paa of eoa unoer; men aaeot tom
Dem iii SiGlp | iibite Gieblif os bolbt
begge oppe, inotil De bleo optaset Of
en- tiIilenbe 8oao. Sor i'm 0uao iii
aagpt SoIt al De ReSoeoes 5aber ct
Sdpubr meo &ieoe.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-07-05
Gn Strains til gruriOns @rap. On

norifisot amerifaner, George Slion
ira Saplor, 8isconiin Der eiter al
bare tient en- 6ormue pirfer iom fri.
itelig 3aIer. si9iteoe iorIeoen Ribe
pan 9iennemreiie ira amerifn oper
Samburg til 9oree. Get eneiie 5or.
manI meo geieget / aibe par, eiter
bpao @Hibe S%tiftst." mrooeler. bette.
at ban al Safnemligbeo oper gror.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-07-05

fion @aifinift. Gan bor meo fin
aorie os fine Born fsre @onse plsiet
atlmteren; tioIis ipaar riaa sggte'
parret bore bit itenig beroDer, for
aonen Tom bicm og aabnebe ! Sfn.
gen Ro. % | Stdpanger en- Gpiie-
os 2ogiforretnins, til bpilfen Boil
tiet iorreften life banbe ben beoite
Silio. Saa fom Wanoen biem !
9egpnoelien af Sunni.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-07-05
era Ddnmarf.

eeIst SSiRsIe. sfcIunb SsifoIe
fra ben lite ausirit al
Witb-S anicn, tibIigere Goritanoer for
2epring SsiifoIe, meooeIeS fra aal.
bora.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-07-05

ironb for at jpiie NsiO0ns poo SO.
tel Union os fisrte ienere opoper til
0iuppanosbptten. S~1Gbebaaoen er
aigaoet fra MaIeiuno for at trnffe
"gifing" al @rrmoen neo Spipanoe
ioften. "@ifine" ifaI oesiioen losie
Ban0bauoiten.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-07-05

SposfalS. Gbp. Soenepreit til
grunlanes 5. 8. z. Grsser er timber
ct SpboIb | Sanoeiioro afsoaet peo
9soen. 9soen ifpIotes Siertdam-
meIie, iom afosoe paaOrog fig nm
Der 8aoning | aaben Sis. Greger
bar fsbt | 1886, tos tbeoIogiif Gm.
b~ebseranen | 1863. bIep | 1866 2r.
rer beo Ssnsberss 9orserifole. S
1870 ubn9pntes ban til Sognepreit
/ Site. | 1878 til 30 | Selemarfen
og / 1886 til 8runlanes, fra bpilfet
gmbeoe ban tog afffeo ben 20oe Of.
tnher 1900.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-07-05
Gn Sinsit ifnSt. SinaIten "0ia.

Gn Sinsit ifnSt. SineIten "0ia.
mant", tiIbsrenoe gtimtofte og Sm.
egns SeitedpIsforening er forIeoen
aiten bIepen Ifitot. Gen par opitnl.
oct Dos @onroeier Sens 9onien !
Wogenitrup og br9ffeOe ifla. ~Rano.
9agbl." ON eitermioOagen et Ben
peb at fuite ria neb ! goaien. Sing.
item, Der bar z glar sammel, heo for
8 aar iioeu fisbt al 6oreninsen Tor
10000 SIR, bporaf 1000 SIR. bar
betalt, ben par fun ioriitret for 5000
&rouer.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-07-05
@nlius Grihiens Saiaf. 8

fru Wplius eriGien bar ifipnfet Ntu.
feet for &insfisbing % Smegn i'm
afosSe Monos s~rsnIanoIfe aaiuf.
Sruen bar besuben Iooct Whiieet for.
ifieaige at IpIius grihiens Drag.
ter og 8ebifober, og ga man 40 an
Den Bel benter andre @aDer fra @rsn.
lamb, er Der iisIge "Ringfi. u. ap."
ltbiigt til, OF Muieet fan foa inbret-
tet ct i9rlig @pIiits erifien.g9-
relic.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-07-05
TyetianS Sernbanebro.

Setianb Sernbanebrp. Sernba'
nebroen ODER @lommen peb Setiuno
Hal ombpgses. 8eo 8roifisn er
Smbpgninssmaaoen al 9roen netop
afgiort. Setiuno StationsanlPg og
9roens @eitenSe beilutteoes beOet
70 Gm., bporpeo Sroen bliDer bori.
iontoI. = 9roen ifaI ombpeges | s
Seibeip9nb. @f bisie bliper be 5
oeitre 60 Weter oa De 3 sltre Sc We-
Ter. 9e gamIe MaImfar ifal fasie.
res og belle 8roen bliper bpgget paa
Stenfar. Ombpgningen er falfilleret
til SIR. 100000 os oil ontagelis tase
ell Sib at 7 gar. Den oil blipe uo-
iert, uben at Sernbanetrafifen paa
nogen Naooe binbres.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-07-05

GirnbpmsIaIs. @narSen Rorbre
Sroiteruo | aas er meo enbel 2ss.
Ore og 8eiotning Of S. s.. @feberg
iolgt til Soban 2ungeli, ariItidnia,
for 1926 SIR. og SmfoitningeE.
-8narben 8itre Spattim | Gran
er af Sobon os Iari Spattlim iolgt
til @bp. BauIien, ariitionia, for
10000 Ser. % Smfoitminger.
- @rosierer ggilsruo bar iolgt
ofbsbe Srll Ggilsrnos 8ina peo
Srogner iii gmeformanb 8. Setter.
len.
= Setorp / @arteie er al Serman
gnberfen ioIgt til Silmor Berg, Sic
for 14,300 Ser. og Smfoitninser.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-07-05
Nrmfnet ! 8rsnbem.

grnfnet I SrBnDen. en- 6U Var
gammel Mano paa gpre Solicit |
@iosboIb fanbtes forleoen Dag ifaa.
enoe poa Soneoet / en- 9rsnb paa
@aaroen. Monben bar noget ipge.
Iig bporfor man antager, at ban iiil.
ser ct geioimeliesanfalo er falot uoi
gren0en.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-07-05

a sutaut ssr gieubs'a uie. hpssigmhslf teflsssase.
" Saifsr eH al iists. isles sleE bpste. tiIffte %.
Morn western Business Agsney, siassapols, siaa
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-07-05

@p "Sielitpsa". geO Sallina'
ffeio Citation, bpor Der biotil life
bar b9ret noset Steo for &eiienoe
at tage inb, er Der M al Sr. .. Se-
bartlett etableret en- "Sielitoba", iom
piitnof bill BIZ iat Bris paa at De
mango Sobtiirifter, iom ngter Zig ooer
oe praetise 5ieIooeie ill Sia eler
lllpit peb Saroangerfioroen.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-07-05
0tnjeng.

Spis De snIfsr at oprte en- apliHs lcm brins
GER genss. oa plant en- SeI @infens Rseeer.
Strip efter Brislifte.
BEN l. HERMASs0s. UTICA. MINNESOTA
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-07-05

cHnifes. - Susbploerife meo COB
X Aaratier, I Nloeren msllem 85 os 80
Var, mffes for en- Gnismano meo en- Ssn.
6. 5obnion, ". 30. 9, - Bog 80 atpattr,
Wfmn.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-07-05

c1nfeS.-25 Sn.oters. 35 Gents pr.
* 9tmt; csiaa 25 Eurftensmurere itrafa.
abresie: Formers go.Cperntipe Bird b
9ile Go, RaiuH Ctr. Some.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-07-05

8. 6. Gbriiienien par | Gftermio-
bag ianrmen meo nogle poIitiffe Ben.
ner. Gatner os Serrer, beriblanoi
Jru 2osien paa en- libfIust til 2pus
By. Gan Tom IND til aisbenbapr
iaftem os refer antoselis imorgen til
1T SiemitcS.
Sisuro Berg refer ON roele Tdss
pda en- uoenIanostur.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-28
British Election Tactics

British eIectjoneering tactics hare
changed. Electors are no longer Kid
mapped and forced TO lose the poll. The
minor details of the campaign. how
ever, remain the same. Mr.. Labou-
chere, for instance, in his fight for
Windsor in The seventies ~canyassed
six hours each day for a month. kissed
babies, complimented mothers and per
suaded fathers just as he would to-
day. But when the final survey was
made his supporters found that every
thing depended on half a dozen voters.
And here stepped In the diplomat. One
Tory who went TO fish in q punt WAS
kept In the middle of the river until
his vote was useless. Another aged
and decrepit Tory was kept in the
house by cabs being put to run ut
him whenever be tried to issue from
his door. The Liberals won, but the
Tories petitioned successfully.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-28
He FIXED TIE DEED,
A Judge Who Had Small Regard For
Legal bubbles.

Theophilus Harrington, n Vermont
Judge in the early part Of the last Cen
fury. was II man who loved the right
bling If justice controls your yer
dict" be would often say 10 the jury
you will not miss the general princi
pies of the law"
AT one trial when the possession OF
a farm was in question the 6%efendar1
offered a deed OF the premises. ;e
which the plaintiffs lawyer, Daniel
Chapman. objected because IL had no
seal.
But your client sold the land. was
paid for it and signed the deed, did be
not:" asked the Judge.
THAT makes no difference said
Chapman. The deed has no seal and
cannot be admitted in evidence
is there anything else the matter
with the deed" asked the judge
Il don't know that there is"
-Mr. Clerk" said the judge. give
M a wafer and 2 three cornered piece
of paper"
The clerk obeyed. and the judge de-
hberately made and affixed the seal,
There. Brother Chapman said he,
.the deed is all right now 1t tnay be
put in evidence A ulan is not soils-
to be cheated out Of his farm il this
court when there is c whole box II
waters on the clerks desk
The court viii give me an ezce;
ton? Z" pleaded the counse!
The court viii do no such thing.
answered The judge, and he kept hs
word-E1change.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-28

Philip Schmierer and Frank Zol-
nnwsky returned from their trip to
Montana Tuesday. very enthusiast
tic over the prospects Of that coun-
try. The most promising portion
they found is in the White River
Valley at White sulphur Springs
where they say wheat is yielding
from 40 to so bushels tc the acre.
The Milwaukee extension passes
about twenty miles from the town
but a spur is being built and is al
ready completed n third of the dis
tance. The water from the springs
is said to be superior for hygienic
purposes to any in the Northwest,
not excepting the famous Hot
Springs of Arkansas. Ringing
Bros, the famous show men, have
purchased large interests in the
town and John Ringing is putting
up a large hotel to cost $3.50, 900.
Ii is his intention TO establish q
large sanitalium. Farming and
mining are both promising indus
tries. The mines we're opened
many years age and copper and
other ores found in paying quaint.
ties but they were 200 miles from
a railroad SO could not be proita-
bly, worked. With the present ia
e~ilifiss ii is evident that they will
again be operated soon. The land
Is now bald BY large wholesalers
and a only be purchased in large
tracts. Messrs. Sehmierer and
ZoInoEsky anu 8 gentleman from
Chamberlain bought a tract of
q thousand acres lying one and
one-half miles from the town and
get an option on a much larger
tract. They propose to organize
a stock company to purchase the
latter tract and put it on the re-
tail market. They have already
had offers from eight or ten men
in different parts of this state who
want TO take stock of from $4,000
to $4,000 each. A meeting will
be held here tomorrow and if sat-
isfactory arrangements can be
made another trip will he made to
Montana next week and the deal
closed for the larger tract. They
say the rush to that country is i'm
mense and they are satisfied that
investors now can double their
money inside of ninety days.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-28

JAG. Stackerl of Sioux City is
spending the week here.
Miss Laura Piroutek of Kadoka
is visiting Scotland friends.
The threshing machines have
commenced the seasons work.
Misses Carrie and Bertha Beck
er are home from their visit in
North Dakota.
Mr.. Frank Null, who has been
working for Arthur Hart, returned
to his home in Illinois Friday.
Miss Katherine johnson return
ed to her home in Clark Wednes-
day after visiting Scotland friends
for about a month.
Miss Iva Sweet returned from
Armour Friday and was accom-
panied by Miss Adeline Eernisse
who is visiting at the Bruhn home.
Granville Jones of Chamberlain
was here Wednesday doing a little
quiet work organizing the demo-
cratic forces, and looking after the
interests of his paper.
Mrs. B. A. Wood came from
Springfield Saturday to stay for a
few days at the Wicks home. Miss
Ellen Wicks who had been staying
for five weeks in Springfield return
ed with her.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-28

W. G. Haynes received a letter
this week from Maj. Robert Dol
lard stating that he expected to
leave Santa Monica, CAL, on Mon
day Of this week for a visit here.
If he left as intended he will prob
ably arrive tomorrow.
Adam Schenkenberger left with
his car of movables Tuesday morn.
ing for Gascoyne, N. D., where he
will unload and haul his goods to
his claim in Harding county, s. D.
q distance of about seventy miles.
JAG. Deutscher left with his car at
the same time but will locate near.
er to Gascoyne. The women and
children of the two families left On
the passenger train today.
Mr.. Cameron Of Wagner, mana
ger OF the electric light plant, was
here this week arranging to put up
a smoke stack over the exhaust
pit. In order to obviate the noise
the exhaust is conducted under
ground. While this deadens the
sound it releases the gas at the
surface of the ground making at
times an offensive odor. By put
ting a smoke stack twenty five feet
high over the exhaust this difficult
ty can be removed.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-28

Mrs. w. j. Krieger of Trip is
visiting friends in Scotland.
Miss Emma Vellek and Mrs. HI.
G.. Gum left today for a visit in
Arkansas.
Miss Amy Weiland OF Yankton,
is visiting at the Logeman home
this week.
It is reported that Chas. Rem
boldt has sold his interest in the
hardware store to Philip Schmidt,
a farmer living west of town.
Birkinbine & Brown this week
sold a gang pillow to the Tschetter
Mennonite colony for 1915. II
has a combination Of ten plows,
pulled by a traction engine.
The rain last evening measured
q little over an inch. A little hail
accompanied the shower in spots,
but there was no wind and we have
heard no reports of damage done.
W. A. Cobb took an auto load
OF fishermen to Lake Andes Tues
day. In the company were Abel
Stafford, Adolph Becker, DR.. JAS
mann and DR.. Schneidt Of Memo.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-28
She Was There.

A woman of whose death a witness
at Clerkenwell county court said he
had beer Informed came forward. His
Honor-Then you are not dead? The
Woman-No; ! am here.-London Tele-
cz.orh
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-28
The Pssrks.eeHn and Scotland ball
teams will meet on the Scotland
grounds next Tuesday afternoon.

teams will meet on the Scotland
grounds next Tuesday afternoon.
Mrs. Kingery came Tuesday for
q visit with the doctor. She was
accompanied by Mrs. Wiley, a
niece Of the doctor whom he had
never met before this meeting.
Seth j. Fort, who came here last
week from Washington Springs,
has hired to A. W. Sweet to work
IN the blacksmith shop during the
threshing season while r.. Clough
is running his threshing machine.
Jaton & Wanek sold their little
second hand Brush auto this morn.
ing to the man who purchased the
Barker chicken ranch west o ftown.
They have also sold a new 80 horse
power B. NJ. F. car to Mr.. John
=. Schmidt, and will go to Mitch.
ell after il as soon as the roads dry
Of sufficiently.
0H&iEEt% ~
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-28

We congratulate Editor Hackett,
of the Parker New Era, on his ap-
as postmaster at that
place, which was made last week.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-28

Congressman Burke has been
notified that there will be no at
tempt TO open the Rosebud and
Pine Ridge reservations before next
spring at the very earliest.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-28
/. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON

Office second floor Becker Block.
Scvjfapd, Svu;ii GaSo;S
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-28

MIR. Fred Preszler, a merchant
in Eureka, was recently fined $50
and costs for selling Holland Lin
seed Oil which the pure food and
drug commissioner found to be
highly adulterated.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-28

The Nebraska state conventions
Tuesday produced two surprises.
The republican convention was
controlled by the stalwarts, and
the democratic convention repudi-
ated the leadership of WI. Bryan.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-28

q. Fl. Keith, a prominent attor-
ney who has resided in Sioux Falls
since 1888, died last Friday, of
cancer of the throat. He was the
speaker of the house in the last
territorial legislature, and in 1900
was a candidate for U. s. senator.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-05-11
w. w. Adams & CO.
Spring Arrivals.

We ale now showing many new spring goods in all de-
partments, with others arriving and being displayed daily
Beautiful assortment of waite5 madras, white lawn long
cloth. Nainsook, dimihes, checked muslin, linen lawn for
shirtwaists and suits. We are showing many new WeaVesl
in spring suitings. Large assortment of siIks3of all colorss
Fuller announcement will be made later after alsof our
stock arrives. M
j. w: PEAK
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-05-11
Insurance

| represent a .
strong line Of Fire In
suranee Companies
and can insure your
property.
Your patronage will
be appreciated.
IL. "A. Smith.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-05-11
AUGUSTA. GA.

We are Justly proud Of our stock
of buggies. We carry Columbus.
Babcock, Tyson & Jones, Rock
Hill, Hackney and Sanford buggies.
The variety of styles, makes, ETC.,
will enable us to suit every taste and
every purse. Hundreds of satisfied
customers praise the quality OF our
vehicles.
Ramsey Is Jones.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-05-11
HEART BOWED DOWN.
Story of a Millionaire and His Friend
Of IonqtAuo.

Story of a Millionaire and His Friend
Of Long, Ago.
nF two boys born in a country
QB town in Iowa one went TO Chi
cagosand became very rich, and
the other stayed at hcme and when he
was sixty vas very poor. The stay
at home had heard Of the success Of
his boyhood friend, and he went up to
Chicago to see him one day, thinking
to obtain a. loan to tide him over the
winter. he went to the rich mans
Office, found him installed in q magnif-
cent suit and was held up by an Of
fee boy in livery.
Gust tell my old friend that Bill,
the friend Of his boyhood days, IL
outside and wants to talk over old
times with him."
Presently the visitor was admitted.
""Howdy, Bnl?" said the millionaire.
az am glad to see YOU
They talked for a time, and then the
visitor remarked, ST hear you are
worth millions?"
Eyes, Pm pretty rich. And how has
the world treated you?"
"Oh, I've had a terrible time. I had
abusiness, but I lost that awhile ago.
You see, my wife's father died, and
her mother, and then we lost our
daughter. Right on the heels Of that
my mother died, and soon after my
father. 1t was tough"
The millionaire took out a handker-
chief and wiped his eyes. sit GER
tainly was,n he commented.
tsYes," continued the visitor. land
that wasn't the worst of il. Early the
next spring my boy. On whom I had
set SO many hopes, he died, too. and
then, with all that expense. j lost my
business paying doctors bills. Their
to close it all up it wasn't six months
before my faithful. wife died, and ]
was left alone"
The millionaire was sobbing by this
time. He leaned over and touched a
button on his desk. and a big porter
came in. !
Jim" said the millionaire, throw
this man out. He's breaking my
heart!"-Saturday Evening Post.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-05-11
FOR SALE
SOUTH GEORGIA FARM.

saH.. -rr-Hl LNIHrI# HSs..ta
Ny Country home Of $50 Acres
land, rich loan soil, 5 miles south
of Valdosta, Ca, on G. S. & j..
railroad, half mile from Railroad
Station, with 275 acres in cultiva
ton all stumped except few recently
cleared corners, all in high state of
high cultivation, growing both long
and short staple cotton. corn. pea
nuts, sugar cane, sweet potatoes,
velvet beans, hay, etc.-7will. grow
anything. All practically under
wire fence.
The best quail hunting ir Geor-
gia, also good duck shooting on two.
natural connecting lakes of about
100 acres supported by springs,
making running water nice and
fresh at all times. The lakes abound
in fish of all kinds, and are famous
for the quantity Of large trout that
thrill the sportsman's soul and try
his skill.
The entire track is nicely drained
and has nice Improvements, viz:
One 7-room dwelling, one Broom
dwelling, 4. tenant houses, a large
barn and stable, smoke house and
two good out-houses. The best
equipped cotton ginnery for both
long and short staple cotton in this
whole section; steam evaporating
syrup plant; nice fruit trees and,
vineyard; good wells of water, and
everything that goes to make an
ideal home-PERFECTLY HEAL
THY
Such an opportunity presents it
self once in a life time. Come and
see it. Seeing is believing.
Price, as described above, $780,
100000. cash or terms.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-05-11
II Really Happened.

Jimmy" said the teacher, what is
the shape of the earth"
u dunno, teacher"
"Well what is the shape of the cuff
buttons your father wears to church
on Sunday? "A
"Dey are square, teacher"
"How about the ones he wears on
week daysT
"Dey are round. teacher
"Well..then, what is the shape of the
earth?n@ .
Square on Sundays and round on
week days.T--New Orleans Times
Democrat.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-05-11
Natural Progression.

Mrs. McCall-How about your serr-
ant girl? The last time | saw You you
complained about her being SO very
slow.
Mrs. Hiram ofen-oh, she's pro-
crossing.
Mrs. McCall-Indeed?
Mrs. Hiram Ofen-Yes; she's getting
slower and slower.-Catholic Standard
and Times.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-05-11
sloaans.

aLook here" said the constituent.
"are you going to make any more anti
trust speeches."
81 may consider 1t my duty to do
So"
May be it is. But there's something
wrong with the combination. Every:
time you say down with the trusts
some trust says. up with the price
and makes 1t go through s Ks,
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-05-11
Sour GRAPES.

Tomorrow will be my birthday"
remarked the fair typewriter maid,
sand Pm going to take a day off,"
HUH sneered the bookkeeper, who
had loved and lost. why don't you
take five years off, as you did last time
You had a birthdayg-Chicago News.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-05-11
Iust : Theory.

Professor-Suppose an irresistible
force encountered an immovable body,
what would be the result?
STUDENT don't know exactly, but /
imagine it would be something like
the meeting Of two rival arctic ex-
plorera-Detroit Free Press.
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a Dubious Bet.

II don't believe" observed our wife,
that DR.. Cook did q bit Of good"
"Nonsensew we exclaimed. "Why.
he established
"Yes." said the lady, But will next
summers ice bills be any smaller?
And if they're not, will you pay the
Observation-Disclosures Leader.
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LIVERY STABLE

I take this means of announcing
to the public that I have opened up
a first class livery business in the
stables at the place formerly occu-
pied by Mr.. E. J. Minis on Main
street. First-class teams furnished
on,short notice.
/ will make a speciality of break
ing and handling colts. Have had
considerable experience in this kind
of work. Call in person Or order
teams by telephone.
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STAR
PIANOS

The Starr Piano Co., are tile larg-
est manufacturers Of strictly high
grade pianos in the world. Have
eleven acres of floor space in their
factory. "ty acres in their lun-
Der yards. several millions of feet
Of choice piano lumber always on
hand. Over five thousand pianos
are under construction at all times.
This company has a large num-
Der of medals and other awards for
the highest merit. Took the gold
medal last year at the Seattle Elk
position.
We are expecting several of
these. instruments in this week.
Call and see them next door to the
postofiice.
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LawrenceReally, it is very interest.
ing to see a barn dance.
Florence (aughing)-I should imagine
so. It must take something like an
earthquake to make a barn dance.
doesn't It?