The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-11

The police forcb 20 next week. and the
remainder the week after. we see our
finish, old man."
"Up to three weeks ago my husband
had run away no less than thirteen
times, leaving me to care for eight
small children. Then bought pack
age of your drafts, got one on the back
of his neck, and, 10, the old man sticks
Mt home so tight that he has become a
nuisance. | would suggest that you
don't make your drafts quite so
strong"
Burglar Gives In.
From Burglar Bill, Philadelphia:
"For twenty years was craftsman.
Now and then 1 killed man. I swore
and drank and gambled, and a more
wicked man could not be found In
America. While suffering from gun
shot wound inflicted by cop pal of
mine suggested that / try one Of your
drafts to relieve headache. / did so,
and what is the result? liam no longer
Burglar Bill. am no longer cracks
man. am so blamed good that I have
got to go to ditch digging for living.
| You have knocked me higher than Gill
deroy's kite, and 1 hope you all the
bad luck in the world to pay you
for It,"
| From Maseo Vito, n Black Hander:
"I write, sir, to tell you that l have
been in the bomb and blackmail busi-
ness for the last ten years. | had just
worked up good thing when cop
caught me and stuck one of your drafts
on the back of my neck. In two days
lI was forlorn-no more bombs, no
more blackmail, wickedness all gone.
and l am now paying the money back.
Sir. you are no friend of mine, but l
cannot bomb you in revenge. / have
no revenge. am too good. Can you
not make some more wickedness for
me?"
From the warden Of Joliet: 81 bet a
friend $50 to s. that your Magic Neck
Drafts were dead fakes. and ] lost the
wager and got the biggest surprise or
my life. / have used them OH 1870 Of
my hardest cases. and in every In
stance the cure has been complete.
Pulls wickedness right out by the
roots. One draft will accomplish more
than twelve camp meetings. Never
saw the like. i can't get over my as
tonishment. Just stick draft on the
back of the neck OF q wicked man
and his reform begins at once. You
can see wickcdness coming out Of him
In sort of vapor. This prison will
be turned into Salvation Army head
quarters next month"
Warden Loses His Job.
From the warden at Auburn: 81 am
packing up my duds to leave this place
1t was only month ago that ! told q
friend something would happen to
make all the world good and to throw
me out of a job, and here she is. Got
one Of your Magic Drafts on the neck
Of every blamed convict In the place
and they are so good and humble
minded that baby two years old
could manage them. You have struck
the greatest thing on earth. I'll have
to go to splitting rails, but do you keer
II up"
From the president of trust: "This
is to inform you, sir, that propose to
bring suit against you for $5Oo,OOo.
had Just got our trust in shape to
squeeze the people out Of 200 per cent
profit and each one of the board OF
directors had got his fifth automobile
when we were induced to try your
Neck Drafts. We We're told that they
would give us more cheek. As n mat
ter of fact, they have made us SC
blamed good and conscientious that w
won't make 10 per cent on our invest
ment naxt wear Only yesterday W.