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The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-22
rIsaaf .-s - 81 g.. -5ft
! tMEENGE = UBLtGATOR F0I
llIzW KOREAN BRIDES. w -.

.--.--s y -
u 3 The 1T Korean WomantARW h o
Ttspeahs even mods on he we'd
ding day Immediately becomes
an object of ridicule and Nddses
caste. Neither threat$ss,s... nor
prayers must move her fStF the
whole household is ever pn.' the
alert to catch "a single NUT
tered syllable. Her period of
silence often lasts for al week
or more, and when complete
silence is broken she uses only
her tongue for most necessary
purposes. ~. ~.
e So1ne' sixty Years > ago E. ma
TIVE sQfs RennsyIvanias undertook
for a wager, of $3.50 to remain
mute for the first month of her
marriage. Her husband, not
being in the secret, left her,
only to return later when ap-
prised of the reason for her
s;Io,,a4., ,3.. tH-0ii f-'' '''
oileIlce, zoe ;" Uh @i'i.. t:r..''
"A Brussels couple named Du-
Yont qlafreied SO i bitterly on
Their wedding day ,tlfat the wife
vowed e that hearr. husband should
never hear her voice again.
His ientreaties went for nothing,
and, to her dying day, she kept.
the be letter Of her oath. -sb
IA Brunnh woman whose IlausI
band was in. hiding from auth
,orities,,p inadvertently betrayed
his whereaboatsfto appellee spy
As result the man, was taken
and received a. term of i'm
,prisonment. r. So much did she
take to heart this misfortune,
brought. about by gossip, that
the resolved, to remain mute
TO-. the end of her Iife.-Geelia
'tTexas) Standard"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-22
URTON LAKE, ,PROJECTlrT
49, BE STARTED SOON. Iaun'

URTON LAKE ,PROJBCTi4 ITO
- - BE STARTED SOON, Iapnr
Last FRIDAY afternoon 1.-THE
surveyors Of the Urton lake il
rigation project finished their
survey, Mr.. Dissny has taken
the figures to Santa Fe to com
plete the plat and to see Whd dthar
or not the ditch will be begun
Immediately. ,a n,4.
The people are deeply stirred
and are taking up all the land
that seems likely will be IN hder
the ditch. A good many filings
were made in the local commits
sioner's office within the past
few days. a+it.
This survey includes ABOUT
one hundred thousand acres of
the best land in the territory,
and La Lande is in the eastern
edge of the land surveyed for
this project.
1t has not been officially stht-
ed when the work will begin bn
the ditch, but it is generally
supposed that it will begin this
spring, a'a @.t ~ a..
.ral mis- is one of the largest pr D.
iects of irrigation in the west,
and the channel Of the main
canal will be 100 feet in width.
he river will lie damned about
thirty miles north of here SD
as to catcll the water before it
runs in the quicksand,. and win
be run in a canal past this
~ =, ,.Vs asuirm 5dl taA
.0di6ss m iata
...,,. rnlus rio"r '''"''
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-22

,.,, ...t - ...tts.'f e -HA|''lH
t'IR she. sheep raising hdistrict
Of England" remarked, an
Epglishman now flivingoin New
York, there was an old-dman
who used. to wander. abouti pick
ing up. and selling wool which
the sheep scratched off their
backs by rubbing against the
hedges, The old fellowiowas
somewhat of a butt in the neigh
borhood, but he stuck to his
work, unmindful of jeers, wan
dering miles. over the idown
every at dagrsilent, ,,-l absorbed,
untirlng. 4lo.,rp '':. .r'f ',"
well how much do you sup
pose that old boy left when he
died? JUST guess, nOwtf'
Zone thousand pounds, opin-
cd one auditor. 4"i"r o.
Five hundred" said another.
The raconteur shook his head.
. ,"Not a demned cent? he said.
-..-+1
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-22

place and on .to;the iUrton lake.
LIT is gengfallY' supfposed that
the place known lll'} as the. Dry lake,
about two miles and nashalf east
Of town. s.wilL be .used, as a reser-
vOir, as 4the survey runs the line
directlyato the Dry lake.-La
I I.aNr4a .FInoi|6,.Gi: s9n sei7
4zsai!cr ,n;g - "plat1'i"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-22

The story is told of an old
Scotch ladyr1who one day said
"a. have considered the condi-
ton naof every person in the
parish, and /. am satisfied that
net one of them will go to
heaven except my Jock and my
self, snd I,haye my doots about
jock q a e- aejetR H j:
.ggeeayI .sHal ea'E y i
.aTN9lSCN;4i'k
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-22

q p
g Manchester Press: The
mother who allows a 16-yar-
old daughter to float around
the township in a top buggy I'M
til 200 a. m. with the counter
felt sport of weak jaw and
weaker morals merely opens the
front door of grief and dis
grace. If you don't know what
company your girl keeps or
what time of night she turns
in, you roar when the gossips
get busy with sound about as
pathetic as the wheeze from a
jews harp. The girl who in
sists on spooning with every
body in the corporate limits
ought to be backed into the
woodshed and relieved of her
overflow OF affection with a
No. 1 slipper laid carelessly
across the hiplets, lWe, had soon
er see a girl kiss a blind shoat
through q BarBea" Wire fence
than have her change partners,
six, nights a, week in the front
parlor . with the lights turned
Tow. 1t is harder to marry
off a girl who has been paved
over BY every yap in the COM
munity than it lis to fatten a
sheep ON pineapple ice, You
can't gold-brick a sharp-eyed
suitor with secondhand goods,
.,,..,.4 III egydlt h4taEuS1 -, ~
any more than you can fit a
bath robe on a goat. There are
lots iweak-mfnded parents
.,A4Dnattf 3 1fll ii'
who are going up against the
Judgment day ay'with09about as
much show as cross-eyed girl
in eambeaaty show, and their
children win rise is up and call
them blessed with the enthu-
siasm. of a one-legged man at
a club dance. e7.''I
/. f2 ial,l ln hnnh Ao d'i'}
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-22
GA 0.EtslFR1solj,R lFREsoR;El5R. " NAMES

..,,4t is interesting tnkknow how
certain flowersdgot' their names.
Mary were named after indi-
viduais. For instance, fushsias
were So sailed because they were
discovered b5by. Leonard Fuchs.
Dahlias were named for Andre
D&hl,E who brought them from
Peru. ID The csinellia' was so
called for d missionary. named
Kafnel, Who brought, some mag
nificent specimens Of the, flower
to France from Japan, He call
ed it tie ! Rose of Japan, but
his friends changed it to cam
ella. d Magnolias We're. named
in honor Of Professor Magnol
de Montpelier, who first brought
the beautiful tree" to, France
from 'AnHerita and Asia. The
L@tiii r word to. wash is, ,lavare.
ard lavender received, its name
betause the Romans put the
into the water when
they t wa washed, he'd, to p pertfqpme, their
ii','iG'S' ii'.rII iqa arse; o+t 10 a'11 =
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-22
ADVERTISED APR. ;,

List of letters remaining in
the postoffice over thirty days
on April L, 1910. If not called
for before May 1,a1910y will be
sent to the dead letter office,
Washington, D. c.: Ha ga
Mrs, L. G. Smith.
Mr.. Hugh Jones' aa1iBC
Mr.. e. C. DrybuFgh. e. F. +
When calling for any of the
above please say advertised. p
j, CLAUDE. j. MARBUT E {
~ ,..a. yaI "i.~ Pm.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-22
POPE F4R MOVE.

.JODbErl FCf:E 'tA94 ~ FA ~ Vo'i4'
Hon, 2. G. "Abbpfto has" been 9
appointed associate jgstice Gf
the supreme cotrti9flTew Mex
ICES which positioaI carries with
it a seat 10 one. G Ae district
courts of the territory 1t is
rumored that Chief5A Justice
Pope. may turn the .PReos Val
ley district over to Judge Alb,
.bott and take up his Residence
in. Santa Fe. ,'ssai '''''.'
4 Judge Abbott is o. oasss a;s 93fl 3fl tfhe
prominent younger mehi of the
territory, and there is nb doubt
as to his fitness for his high
position. While the PecOs Val
ley would indeed be sorry, to.
lose so valuable a oitizen1,as
Judge Pope it is some Satisfac-
tion to know that a man of the
sterling qualities of E. @. Alb
bott is to take his place in case
the change is made.H 4Pecos,
Valley News. a =5 l. 60 :
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-22

Don't chide, me1 foricarrying
a revolver. This, little gun, saw
red9 my life once" T'How ex7
citingddt Tell me. about it," 81
was Starving and diLpawned it. !"
Nevada M s,t5.4 E,Pitome. ,som oj
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-22
.t'9'But1 yer lookin'',l down." tn
blackbird said; ~o
"I.ddk az the blossoms ovei

,du;n ynhead,i1 gtoe' sl9'" Il
-, 2iininLoohat he'iovely summer
\, n aaskies,.l 4 'l'''F -
,r,LookMat the bees and butter
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-22
NONTNLKs, WHkVHERIiaSJtMSfNRY

ril NM ihAisa NthhbhE K' oCMmAh1 q.
,yay ~ g,n41 \ 10 igle2aI 20 aa'|gsJ5a-.t'p.5l
,., - ssn7a-loa1 0IBT T0f 3oois Te7 Z ~l-,.
,Mqnth aofi SfartlFs7sfg1a;; 'Statiop
eo4Re SFas aa1' I1a,istatsz 4 ''35ISe New
,col,tgs1 bis ssaiyq ,aHoitqr1s5h ni y
: "o;i6,ia b1rfto.e Lssi..allloy=' sed 1afi FL
~ .irf, 81; isdTenBFrht!ttt7 is ad'ilssl r. %
,nhFI altlH .5satG 1iys9 hrE yiiiHrp sp"i'Pi
y; ~ lean, eaH iPaAlIl Pe4 NV 4 70 sn94cb hae y ll
Moan minimum. 9k7o'1q bss ,h7'Hliapi
t,y1,s,s,En.a 70 ssiDsi 10 .ynam 70 57I' %,
asIlIsesdtls IlIedts 1s2426ii o. abiug sood 1F7l is'ul'
ss@IAkiniutni'iS4s idate, i23fd 9'nssqVs d
4, s.s .tzd,.--t4iRss 2ls 5irTl'"iI Fla;Ah" :
i bgit gMniirtit!mla lt!mll 22;9,datai 2.sisiish9lo I,
ii Gisatesti 7laiiye range 4Sil 'e7'lis,1 :; ~
ytilsup 77fl 10 as3AesGl9 7'iii.tq u n"
- :, u Precilttqttil99Ip reel ti9I ,cad al st'7eA
kgptRlA aaO& dnehes.ss GFeHt est'eii' ~
4 RGpHrf. 3 go dafH5 Britt h4lHth. e3i19s1uF'
slhh9MifS .rneaiuuI
Total fall none -.-- .
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-22
!. !" "Am II. reallyAandl.truIy your

"Am l.. really3andrtruly your
first and only love ~ qieried
the dear girl. "No," answered
the truthful drug clerk. ''but
you are something Just as
gpod,pAChicago Daily News,
!, assalI aied t3"s' "" ,'roH'''
.1esa o2ao ia ao 99a nus
80 eiilnno1gM 9oRah ''3o
.raW m0 = "
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-22
Total fall, none.
Number of DAYS.

With .ol inch Of I more precipita4
ton, /; clear 2s; partly cloudy, I;
cloudy, l. '--.s T.. +. .,.... ....' +.
''i'. o. -..l g.. 49, %
s.. D. q. SAVAGE,
..., Cooperative Observer. ~
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-22
Z FL !! !tls8G yer somethins that ant
"A 1E6l jUke, I. spa H-t,.a

!, Doff'tf }, i !, waste no SORROW on.
E1a 3 m folks thati icFbak!" j. j.
,sTs., - 4o,i aHaa exchange. f.t
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-22
..IFHE CROAKER.

d<l 7 0ff's spSoi;3 So1 w. = {, '1ts, =.
4 '@ Under the bank, where twas
& <pd q l'daFk and .cqol,t no
I@< j." ,il..7"Where bushes toyeT the water
r innp lto thung.IH 'l.,I44, +. %
..,4aau.Andi rughes: nodded and gra4s-
ii 9u'h5 t'es swung, 5i's,'li s'' - es.e.ss
fisi'M just Where, the .lcrick flowed
'"" sr 4" f,,is5l outer the boguf so
.o,on, There lived raIsgrumpy and
;. meaneold frog ...,ri
,1NlaMhd' Soak p IN ,'.,o.
nj N And jest do i6thnTg' but croak
- and--esealt+ ------------ .,,ga
Then a. Black bird hollered, '1
SAY yer know '%A '"i"
naN CVKatssl SAdshRatter@down there
belQPFMYa2- .4d
otfg fAES &HatP E3p p trouble a0r pain q. ?f
What! =nGH
The frog sez, mine is an or
Las g!iIful alot !-4''L 'H4 y.
ri qn(Nothing but mud, and dirt,
ct balls and Slime
yi9..} For me to look at jest all the
Eotrnali9i time = '''''
It's a dirty world p so tn ole
fool spoke, = '''''' -. -.
eu;NCrokityiI0 0,croakity, croakity,.
n 4 .n..' croak!" .!9r
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-22
a club dance.

elf2 ialil ln bnnh ho a'F
W lassg4q IS baad ao d"ao
W eiUaa
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-22
Look up young 'felTer;

...,,., bless my .squl,4M at r
'1a .,oH Yer ,lp9kini dewR in a mus'rat
,.,. .',,, .holeIw',., ii &. I'D 2ilntna -lr
Y, =, But still with&a,i grumplin' s9f
~, 4ao " ishl and choke 'eaoF~a2 .'''9 = I,
The blamed ole critterl . would
,;,i,a only crO&k!o2ed not y "'
ii rs.ijis .ellisa n''e I'r2 ''''a =
And a wise ole turtle Who
MN boarded near, q
Coz 10 tho hlaalsI.i1sd -. AIFNTsfand
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-02-25
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY Is, 1910.


paper Telegraph furnished by United Press
PRESS BY carrier man.
one me $780,
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-02-25
observation-disclosures!
The Moral Market
Basket
IF you can't swallow all
that, we are prepared to an


congress- held at Paris that it's science, the
dude made for an old science 1t MEANS in ward A pre-
cnct American the study of the relation of vegetable
food to the human SYSTEM and all bid fair to be
driven to alfalfa diet mighty pertinent study it is just
now.
1t seems that the Psychologists and other scientific shars
have let up for time, soaring into early graves with
their bacteria bacil and other errors and just
trying to do real good by finding out what's good for
Legumnoherapy teaches not only things of physical but
also of moral advantage Indeed if what the real red hot
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS says is true, there may time to
abandon the ministers and burn the iails For instance
Wellboed carrots prescribed for bad empers. Girl
frts should not be given green peas Potatoes produce
laziness Spinach produces consistency. String beans
courage poetic and artistic ideas. Cabbage and cau
lifting sauerkraut while nourshng supernduce vugarty
of character.
Unfortunately, leguminotherapy thus far silent to
lawn grass and thus aching void exists the
of the future. But we've given enough particulars
to show what the family should take home to wiley
from market. And this is no boom for carrots either!
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-02-25
FATHER AND SON

Theodore Jr. will now be in the
proud position of knowing just
when the carpet has been beaten
properly.-St. Louis Times.
Immediately following the an
nouncement that Roosevelt would
return home in June congress be-
gan preparing to get ready to adj
journ in May. Sometimes even con-
gress knows when to quit.-Chicago
Record-Herald.
j. Ham Lewis says Roosevelt will
be candidate for president on the
democratic ticket. We think there
are some democrats who will badly
be pleased with that.-Rochester
Union and Advertiser.
Mr.. It. Roosevelt Jr's experience
In the carpet factory ought to be of
value to him when he goes to house
keeping and has to lay 'em.-Ohio
State Journal.
What's this? A contemporary
with democratic leanings says that
Roosevelt is still a strong Taft
man." We had an idea that before
the election Ii referred to Taft as a
strong Roosevelt man.-Philadel-
phia Inquirer.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-02-25
BY REV. BILLY SUNDAY.

Woman lives on a higher plane
morally than man. A good woman
is the best thing this side of
heaven, and bad woman is the
worst thing this side of hell. Our
homes are on a level with women.
Towns are on a level with homes.
What the town is, the men will be.
So women hold the destiny of the
nation.
Girls, don't shipper and look silly
when you speak about love; there's
nothing silly about it.
Don't let your actions advertise,
Man wanted, quick" The trouble
with the average American girl is
that she holds herself too cheap.
The average man will take a girl at
her personal estimate of herself.
II you make eyes at a man on the
street, he will pay you back. If YOU
don't care more for yourself than
that why should he? | wish could
make the girl that flirts see herself
as others see her.
Most girls are scared to death of
what the world irreverently calls
an "old maid" Many have found
out that it would have been easier
to die an ''old maid" than become
the wife of some cigaret smoking,
ring studded dude.
Many a woman is an old maid be-
cause she wanted to do her share
of the counting. The surest way to
get man is just to make him feel
YOU don't want him, lest you drive
him off by appearing too anxious.
The girl who marries a young
man to reform him is the biggest
foo! in the bunch. A man doesn't
marry a girl to reform her. Girls,
If any man asks you to marry him
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-02-25
Horoscope

Saturday, February 20, 1910.
Now prayers and worship shall
arise
To rich welcome in the skies.
Venus is in greatest heIiocen-
trio latitude north.
Persons inclined to softness
and lack of positive, courag-
eous spirit will probably be
more than usually inclined to
yield or compromise today for
the sake of easy peace. They
should either postpone import
ant matters till Monday, when
the aspects are very good, or
they must grid themselves
grimly and stubbornIy with the
armor of determination and
firmness.
There is a mystic sign today
auguring we'll for "rituaI, cere-
mony, display and worship"
Psychic and spiritual mat
tiers are likely to be unusually
powerful.
A great happening in the re-
Iigious world is foreomened to
come within a short time.
In this sign ascends "a house
compassed about with a strong
wall" It denotes the need for
guarding against troubles by
preparing beforehand.
There are indications of ben
eft for all concerned in the
business of preparing or pre-
serving articles of food.
Persons whose birthdate is
today are likely to gain from a
source and in way at present
unknown to them. They must
avoid financial ENHANCEMENT
during the tweivemonth.
Interruptions in many
things during youth; then
property and money" is sign
over children born today. They
must learn how to live sens
IDLY, take exercise and follow
a sane diet.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-02-25

That followed on the probe,
The Comet or Collector Bill
Lie Loeb?
l do not know, l do not care;
That tail can go on strike
And hit the earth most anywhere
1t happens for to like,
AS long as when with rush and
roar
1t gets within our zone
II don't get fresh and strike me for
A loan!
Horace Dodd Gastit in
New York World.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-02-25
either

PUZZLE. ,ls-{
You probably never knew That
you could make one word of N + w
D o 0 r, but you can-that is, if
you know how to go about til Put
on your thinking cap. It's really
very easy. If you fail. watch the
Most Anything column and you'h
have the answer tomorrow.
The modern prodigal son had, re-
turned. Dis~t
Father" he said, ARE you gping
to kill the fatted calf" srs-f
NO" responded the old man.
"I'il let you live. But I'll put you to
work and train some of that fat
off" t!
The first sleeping car was built
in 1886.
Auntie: Charlie, you have a nice
new brother
Charlie: That's always the way;
just when a fellows getting on in
the world competition begins.
cne-fifth of the worlds popuIa-
ton lives in India.
Ouch
He was a lady-killer. The girl
in the seat opposite looked demure
and shy. *
He raised the window for hher;
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-02-25
SMASHES AT SATAN
From Billy SundayIs Bat
No The Upto Date Girls Sunday

to reform him. tell him you are not
running a liquor habit cure insti-
tute. Too many girls marry men
who drink themselves to death.
That's why we have so many whip
poorwill widows around the coun-
try.
There are too many girls today
who marry fdr ambition, a home, a
life of ease, instead of love.
The girl of today is turning her
home into a gambling joint-a beer
and champagne shop. Her society
is made up of poker players, drink
ers, grass widows and Tilted jades.
She is becoming matinee gadder.
Don't bestow the love God gave
you on a brindle nosed pup or
Spitz. Stop using cold cream and
get on your knees and pray. That
will make you look prettier.
| read the other day that sitting
out waltz is going to be fashion
able. A man and girl will sit on
sofa. He will put his right arm
about her, and her left hand in his,
and all they will have to do is sit.
There's some sense to that. have
always considered it nuisance to
gallop a mile just to get a hug or
two.
Most men don't give rap about
the dance. It's the hug they're
after. A man has to be pretty old
and decrpDjt before ha will NOT on
Joy a hug. The dance is hugging
match set to music. 1t is the dry
rot of society.
Seven million girls leave their
homes in century for a life of
shame, and three-fourths of them
have been ruined by the dance Of
100000 unfortunate women, 375,000
attribute their fall to the public
dance
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-02-25

Kansas has gone far on
the road. It's only a few
years ago that newspapers
were we'll paid for making
he public believe that Kan
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-02-25

he placed her pillow in better po-
sition; he handed her a magazine;
he looked after her comfort every
way. so.
When she got off the train he
carried her luggage to the platform.
Then she turned and handed him a
dime, with sweet smile and the
remark:
Il think it so nice of the railway
company to furnish an assistant
porter
:;
/ "A wasp's jaws are so powerful
that it can cut its way through a
sea shell. '"9
. Dear father" wrote a kid, Eve
are all well and happy. The baby
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-02-25
WHEN THE COMET
STRIKES

II Mr.. Halley's Comets tail
Should wag against the earth,
A superfervid blazing fail.
To show the Comets mirth,
Just what would happen to our
sphere
Upon that festal day
Would be quite difficult, l fear.
To say.
II II should hit the Kaiser Bill
Upon his royal nose.
much suspect his sneeze would fill
The Universe with woes;
And II 1t clipped Bill Bryan on
The tip end of his chin,
'Twould put an awful hush upon
His din.
Were 1t to strike our canny Scot
Lord Skibo on the chest,
And melt the hero medals hot
From off his plaidy vest,
And boil our Andrew through and
through
As though he were an egg,
! wonder what would happen TO
His leg.
n 1t should wag DER Washington,
At Congress take a peek
And scrape its blazing tail upon
Joe Cannon's iron cheek.
wonder who'd be going some
Or fall upon the trail.
That cheek of Cannon's or the Com
Els tail.
II II should meet with Mrs. Pank-
Hurst on her speeding way
And tip the lady with it's flank
In manner rather gay.
Which would be first to cry
Enough
I'm through already yeti
Old Halley's Comet or tho Suf-
Fragettef
Were a - Mt the Sugar Trust
4 clip upon the err
Aud hay Il nnt stark In the dust,
4 .rQrpus cold and drear.
WAd3set the credit for tho chill
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has grown ever so much, and has a
great deal more sense than he used
to have. Hoping the same of you,
l remain, your affectionate son,
James,"
Most insulting fellow I ever
knew"
What has he peen saying to
your"
Nothing. But every time start
to tell him funny story he looks
up at the clock"
Kicker: Your bill actually
makes my blood boil.
Doctor: Good. Let it boil till 1t
reaches the fever point, and I'll
take good care of you.
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And Now Kansas Has
the Laugh On Us

state of anarchists FOOLS idiots and malmen
Populists! Ha no and also ha ha. Crazy old codgers
with many whskers socks and few brans-Pops!
And Kansas plugged right along. Kansas didn't
whether through the republican, democratic pop
nlist party that it worked its WILL but by ginger
going to work its will.
And Kansas has sadder and wiser political parties
has fine crop of nsurgent congressman has United
States senator to the penentay and has supreme court
that can lick a trust and make em like it.
Take the harvester The journal entry, just made
was drawn BY AGREEMENT with the trust attorneys and
the state IS lawyers, and the court said:
without doubt complete forfeiture Of the defendants
right do business in this state would be justified but the
volume of business is large enough to make matter of
public Therefore the court will permit the trust
to do busnss under definite restrictions and the
right take up future complaints to the methods
and conduct of the defendant and to settle them it he
COURT may determine"
And the trust said: ''Thank you kindly!''