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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-31
The imrrovldent Ones.

Some men who fail to provide for
their families vii go so far when cor.
nered as TO tell you that they would
never think Of usurping this preroga-
tive OF the Lords.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-31
happiness In North Georgia.

F1dFpIHEsS III NUFth OeUTyTd'
The happiest man In the world is
said to reside In north Georgia. He
has six fddles, ten children. IL hounds.
deaf and dumb wife and moon
shine" still that has never been spot.
ted by the .-Blakeley Re-
porter.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-31
Her instructions.

Conductor-"Ticket, please" Pas
senger--"Certainy sir. Here is the key
of my trunk, which is in the baggage
car. In the pocket of my second best
dress is my mileage book. '-Harpers
Bazaar.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-31

The Bulletin ID authorized to an
Dounce the name OF Fred M. Pool
OF Herrin, ILL.,, az a Democratic can
dfdate for representative in the 5oth
senatorial district, subject to tn
Democratic primary September Is
1910.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-31

Corner OF Sixth street and Wash.
ngton avenue. fEpiscopan. Rev
Frederick A. DeRosset, rector.
Regular hours Of service: Sunday,
Holy Communion at I o'clock n. m,
Morning prayer and sermon at II
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-31

Corner of Ninth street and Wash
tnston avenue Father James Dow.
aey. pastor. First mass ani sermon
8 a. III. High mass and communion,
10 a. m Sunday school 2 p, m. Yes
pere snd benediction 3 y, m.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-31
Speed, Not Exercise,

Walking. We are told. is good ex-
ercise-better than riding in an auto.
mobile. The trouble is that great
many OF us are not looking for exer.
else.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-31
Forecasts Eor Today.

Cairo and vicinity: Fair and cooler.
Illinois, Washington, July 30-FNair
Sunday and Monday light to moder-
ate variable winds. sN
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-31
Childish Guess.

Mamma said little George, after
seeing the black clouds disappear and
noting the sunshine. has God washed
the SKYE"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-31
In the Matrtmon,a, Sea.

When 1t comes to the sea Of mat
rimony there are fewer Holsters liv-
Ing in II than there are sailing on It.
--nailas News
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-31

capt. wv. D. Lippitt authorizes his
announcement as candidate for re-
election as assessor and treasurer Of
Alexander county, subject to- the Re-
publican voters at the primary cleo
ton ON Sept. 18th. s
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-31
ron ASSESSOR AND TREASURER

announcement as candidate for
county assessor and treasurer. sub
ject to the decision OF the Democrat
ic voters Of Alexander County at the
primary election to be held Sept. Is,
1910. JAM
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-31
Lnnn lime in Transit.

Neptune takes more than leo years
Is make the complete revolution
round the sun.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-31
sun and Moon.

Sun will rise today ... 4:54 a. m.
Sun will set today -. 7:1S p. m.
Moon will rise tonight. :. 1882 a. m.
Mote. The above sun aud moon
record is for Illinois and approximates
the time at Cairo within few min
utes.l
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-31

COUNTY SUPERINTENDENT.

Prof. s. Z. Gott authorizes his an
nnuncsDent al candidate for Coun'
.ty sSupe rintsndent Of Schools of Alex
ander ceunts subject to the Repubii-
can primarily, Sept IL, 1910. ,s
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-31

Douglas street. between Washing
on avenue and Walnut street.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-31
ANNOUNCEMENT
FOR SHERIFF.

JAS. s. ROCHE authorizes his an,
nuuncement as a candidate for the
Republican nomination fer sheriff OF
Alexander county. at the primary
election to be held Sept. is, 1910.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-31

Fred ID. Nellis authorizes his an
Eouncement as candidate for the
Republican nomination for sheriff OF
Alexander county, at the primary
election to be held Sept. is, 1910.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-31

Asa, D. TweRte authorizes his an
announcement tas a candidate for Coun-
.ty superintendent OF Schools of Alex
amber county. subject to the Repub-
llran, primaries, Sept. Is, 1910.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-31

Grief Is crowned with consolation =
shakespeare.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-31
Ys.tsraax,s Cairo Temperature.
General Conditions.

Al Z midnight tstreet reeordl
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-31
THE WEATHER

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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-02-20

Wayne Aerie of Eagles No. 666, will
be lodge of sorrow this afternoon
when the annual memorial service is
held at the Murray theater. The pub
lie is cordially invited to attend.
There are no reserve seats. Alfred M.
Beasley of Linton will be the prin-
ciple speaker. The program in full is
as follows:
Selection Religious. NJ. P. Cham
bers-Eagle orchestra
Hymn of Praise. violin obligato-
Miss Karolyn Karl and Ernest Renk.
Quartet.
Opening eremonies-Worthy Pres
ident, Ed Meyers.
Prayer by Past Worthy President
Henry Schroeder.
Ceremonies continued.
Song, Rock of Ages" Remmick-
Miss Karl.
Address-A M. Beasley of Linton
Indiana.
Quartet.
Closing exercises.
Degree Team as Ushers.
The members of the Eagle degree
team will act as ushers. The following
men compose the team: Capt. Al
Handley. Lieut.. Ben Bulla, first squad
John Rrannon, VIM. Boggs, Mike Sa
lem. Harry Cook; second squad
Frank Skinner. Adam Elstro, Albert
Longfellow, Chas. Warner; third
squad, Chas. Ball, Frank Robe, Ear
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-02-20
MOTHER OF TRUSTS
IS FIGHTING ONE
New Jersey Will Vigorously
Prosecute Big Meat
Combine.
EXTENSIVE PLANS MADE
NEARLY ALL OF THE BEEF BAR.
oNs ARE INCLUDED IN THE
BLANKET INDICTMENT OF THE
GRAND JURY.
EXTENSIVE PLANS MADE
(American News Service)

Jersey City, N. j., Feb. 19.-The in.
vestigation into the beef trust was con.
tinued today and more indictments are
expected. Prosecutor Pierre Garvin
of Hudson county today began to pre-.
pare summons for the officials of the
National Packing company, accused in
the blank indictment voted yesterday:
J. Ogden Armour, L. F. Swift. Edward
Morris. A. A. Meeker, Edgar Tilden,
T. J. Connors, L. A. Carton, T. Z. Will
son, c. H. Swift. l.. H. Heyman. Sam
uel l. McRoberts, f. A. Fowler, and
A. w. Armour. The prosecutors of.
flee is preparing for the return of the
indictments to the supreme court next
week
In the blanket indictment. all the
officers save one of the National Pack
ing company, which is New Jersey
corporation, were mentioned. The
exception was Kenneth K McLaren,
president Of the corporation trust COM
pany of New Jersey and the agent of
the National Packing company. He is
a director.
Prosecutor Garvln is making extern
sive plans for better struggle. The
fact that New Jersey. the mother of
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-02-20
EAGLES MemOriQlSerViCeS TODAY

Williams, Patsy Oats: fourth squad,
Joseph Weishaupt, Earl Clark, II. w.
Longfellow, Lewis Schwartzentruber.
Past Worthy Presidents-A. E. Mo-
rel, J. F. Hartzler, Henry Schroeder,
John Handley, Joseph Weishaupt and
Franklin Moore.
The officers for the year 1910 are ::
Edgar J. Meyers, worthy president.
w. r. Bloom, worthy vice president.
Chas. Warner, worthy chaplain.
Adam Elstro, worthy conductor.
Alfonso Weishaupt, worthy treasur-
err.
J. Frank Hartzler, corresponding
secretary.
Jos. c. Geier. financial secretary.
Trustees-John Handley, Ed. J.
Smith and Henry Brokamp.
Memorial Committee-F. Moore,
John Handley and VIM. Wilson.
Deaths since the foundation of the
order are as follows: Frank Bessel-
man, August q, 1905; JOS. Engelbert
November %, 1905: Geo. F.. Franks,
January Z, 1906; J. L. Wharton, Jan
uary 10, 1906; VIM. Roser, February
10, 1907; VIM. Hufford, June Z, 1907;
Henry Overman, August 5, 1907; John
T. O'Connell October IS, 1908: Chas
F. Karl, November &c, 1908; Joseph
Miller, December 2S, 1908; Frank
Selm, October 25, 1909; John Daniels
October %, 1909; B. F. Highley, Feb
ruary 3. 1910.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-02-20
THE THIRD DEGREE

Atlantic City. N. j., Feb. 19.-After
undergoing the third degree examina-
ton lasting more than 10 hours, VIM.
and Orvis Seyler, held in connection
with the death of Jane Adams, still
protested their innocence today. The
examination of the men is one of the
most remarkable in police annals Rel
atives and friends have been unable to
get near them. VIM. Seylers wife,
who has been pleading for only a few
words with him, has been turned away.
Today the prisoners are not even al
lowed to see lawyer. The prisoners
were placed on the rack at o'clock
last evening with detectives question
ing them in shifts of two. AS soon as
one shift gets tired another comes on.
Neither of the prisoners has been al
lowed to get wink of sleep.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-02-20
Rossini's Memory.

The composer Of I'll Barbiere di ST.
viglia" was blessed with a not very
retentive memory, especially for names
of persons introduced to him. a forget
fitness which was frequently the cause
Of much merriment whenever Rossini
was among company. One day he met
Bishop, the English composer. Rossini
knew the face we'll enough and at once
greeted him. "Ah, my dear Mr.
But he could progress no further. To
convince him that he had not forgotten
him Rossini commenced whistling Bish.
ops glee, When the Wind Blows" q
compliment which 1.-The English Mo
Fart" recognized and would as readily
have heard as his less musical sur
name.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-02-20
Answers THE CALL
Mrs. Essenmacher, Aged Ger
man Resident, Dies After
a Long Illness.
PROMINENT IN THE CHURCH

Mrs. Mary Anna Essenmacher, aged
90 years, died yesterday afternoon
about 5 o'clock at her home 314 South
Fifth street. Death, following a long
illness, was due to senility. The de-
ceased is survived by six sons Char,
les. Peter, Joseph and julius, of this
city; John of Chicago and Louis of
San Francisco. Mrs. Essenmacher
was one of the oldest German resi-
dents of the city and was held in high
esteem by all who knew her. She
was born in Germany and came to
this country when but young girl.
5 For the past so years she had resid-
ed in Richmond. A prominent mem.
Der of the st. Andrews church. the
deceased was an active worker in at.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-02-20
ENGAGES ITS LAIR
Tammany Democrats Arrive
at Albany for the Big
Fight.
american News Service)

Albany, n. Y, Feb. 19.-Cbarles F.
Murphy, of New York, has engaged a
suite OF rooms at the Teneyck Hotel
and will arrive either Tuesday OF
Wednesday so as to be near the
meeting of the Democratic State Com
mittee when it meets on Thursday
next. Although it is early to say yet
just what will be done, those who have
read the call for the meeting say that
it means a fight on Chairman VIM. J.
Corners, by the Murphy.McCabe fac
ton.
1t is understood that reservation OF
a whole floor of the Hampton hotel
has been made for KIM. ]. Corners
and he is expected to reach here by
Tuesday night. John T. Mahrer. who
has charge of the Corners affairs in
Albany, is now in New York awaiting
the arrival of Mr.. Corners from Phila.
delphia.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-02-20
IDOLS FROM INDIA
BROUGHT Ill LUCK
And British Clergyman Asks
London Paper to Relieve
Him of Them.
A TALE OF SUPERSTITION
MYSTERIOUS LETTER, HIS
BROTHER HAD RECEIVED FROM
A MAN IN INDIA.
10y Herbert TempIe.)

Especial Gable from the international
News SerVice)
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-02-20

fairs pertaining to religion until a
short time prior to her death. The
funeral arrangements have not been
made.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-02-20

You needn't suffer with sick headache indi-
gestion. constipation or any other troubles ars-
Ing from disordered stomach. DR.. Caldwels
| Syrup Pepsin will cure you and keep you wen
Try it-keep It on hand the year around.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-02-20

trusts" was the first to indict in the
present cost of living crusade, caused
universal comment today. That is an
interesting feature of the situation.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-06-21
The Ewes Of a Zee.

Every bee has two kinds Of eyes
the two large compound ones looking
like hcmispheres on either side, and
the three simple ones which crown the
TOP Of his head. Each compound eye
Is composed OF $500 faccts-lhat is to
say, an object Is reflected $500 times
on It's surface. Every one OF these
facets IS the base of an inverted hex
a.onal pyramid whose apex is fitted
10 the head Each pyramid may be
termed All eye, for each has its own
iris and optic nerve. How these i'll
sccts manage this marvellous number
of eyes is not yet known. They are
ImmOvablc. but mobility Is unnecessary
because of the range of vision afford
cd by the position and the number OF
facets. They have no lids. but are
protected from dust and injury by
rows Of hairs growing along the lilcS
ut the functions Of the facets. The
simple eyes are supposed to have been
given the bee to enable ii to see above
its head when intent upon gathering
honey from the cups CT flowers. Prob
ably this may be one reason, but it IS
likely there arc other uses for them
not vet ascertained -PearSon's Week
To
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-06-21
Sea Rules Of Tie Road.

On the son il Is even mere important
than on land that there should re wei
defined rules Of the road While there
are ocean lanes" vessel; du not move
along well marked lines. like railway
trains. They cross ana rccro&$ each
others tracks. Moreover. there Is ~
air brake which can halt IN ocean
steamer within II few yards Rules
of The road III sea are based upon cola
mon sense and experience. In general.
when two vessels under steam are
meeting each other end Oh they folio"
the same rules aS with is with yCiii-
clcs-that is. each steers Ia the star
board or right One short h!aSt from
the ships whistle means tAaf 81" j.
taking the Siarb"arG COARSE Is" l'.l>t;
mcaa that she is laIii." let "@Ur<r To-
port, three f;tl, she j. :oi"@ .Hil ,i|rr'
astcrn. Should there H. risk Of cot.
lision between II SIcHu vessel a"d /"
saiIn" vnsSc! il j. IT," dHiy NJ ne"
steam vessel ~; IT," y! r. manageable
to keep OFT uf TIE Wa! - tie "'!a.!
For the S;mr r":s.n; u ""i!.n.: So.
which Is rumii:I re" is rrfu.r! {.
kccr out 81 Tie WY of ~" w!,":r !,
running close h;u!rrl ~Irny"i
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-06-21
TO THE
Owners of Dogs!
MAYORS OFFICE.

Alexandria. Va. June III. 1910.
All persons owning or intending IL
keep any animal of the dog or canine
species should come forward on or before
JUNE TWF;NTY-ElGII 1919.
and take out "A license for the same from
the Auditor. After the :nth OF June :lii
persons owning or harboring dogs with
out the required license arc subject to Il
fine rs the laws on the subject require OF
$500 or 500.
Complaint has been frequently made
that many persons fail 10 take out their
license and that others pay on one or
two dogs when owning and harhorliIg
more. or who send such dogs away dur
ing the summer months and bring them
back in the fall
Attention has been called To this oval
sion of the law. and policemen Will re-
port all such eases. and fines can be mn
posed upon those who fail To tax" out
licenses after trial in the Police Court.
In order To avoid any mistakes persons
who make application for licenses would
do we'll To write their names and number
of residence. street. etc. Oh Il card or
paper when making application for their
licenses To the Auditor.
Attention is Also called 10 the fact that
while the payment ofa.liccnSc tax is re-
quircd by the laws of the city. whether
i dog Is kept on inc premises VI NV
owner at all times or not. yet the pay
mrut of such tax does not rnlitlr
the dog to the unrestricted use
of the streets and alleys OF the
city. both day and night. for il is
provided Ivy law that: The Mayor. III
addition. nj any and all times. in his dis
crction by proclamation. shall declare
that all such dogs asabovc licensed shall
be securely mIizzlcd. and if any, such
dogs be found running nj large during
the continuance of such proclamation
without the required mnZzlc they shall
be seized by the police force or other
persons designated by the Mayor for
such purposes and conveyed toa suitable
place and destroyed.
FRED. j. PAFF. Mayor
Tn following is n copy of Section ~ OF
the License Law: ION every dog. regard
less of sex. one dollar and fifty cents.
jcll Nv
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-06-21
Bcatinn the Postoffice.

Here is curious process by which
the French postotlice was beaten. y
wealthy merchant who refused to pay
nm excess fee was sued By the postal
authorities and lost the suit. He re-
taiated by building shanty in Il re-
mote district of the Hautes-Alpes,
about twenty miles from any postof-
flee. and Installing therein shepherd,
in whose name he subscribed to the
daily Petit Journal. According to the
terms Of the postal monopoly in
France, the department Is bound to
provide daily service wherever re-
quired, and 1t would have been neces-
sary to engage q postman solely for
the delivery Of this newspaper, rs no
other house is to be found within
radius Of about eight miles. The post
office. sooner than embark on an ey-
penditure Of about $40 q year, con-
scented to forego the 10 confines e
ccntsJ In dispute. pay the defendants
costs and compensate the shepherd for
the loss Of his daily paper.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-06-21
RAILROADS
Southern Railway.

Trains leave Union Station. Alexandria.
IN effect June IL. 1910
y. B.-Following schedule figures pub
!iShed only rs information. and are not
guaranteed
~ \. M.-DaiIy local between Wash
in.ton and Danvillc.
S:i7 A. aily-LOcal for Harrison
burg and way stations.
9:l7 \. M.-Daily-U. $. Fast Mail.
Stops only iorpaS>rngcrS forpointS south
u, which scheduled 10 stop. First class
coaches: sleeping ears 10 Birmingham
and drawing room sleeping ears 10 New
Orleans. Dining car service.
Hi \. -Daily-NIail train. Coaches
for Manassas. Charioltc>vilc.Ly nchburS.
Danvilc and Greensboro. Sleeping ears
Greensboro 10 Atlanta.
l:i- i. M.-Wcck dayS-Loc for War
rcnton and lIarriSOnhur%.
rs: T.. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. spec
ia!. Sleeping ears between New York.
Augusta. Aiken and Jacksonville.
Sleeper 10 Birmingham. Through first
class coaches between Washington and
Jacksonville. Dining car service. Tour
isl 10 California four times weekly.
3d. i. M.-Wcck days-Local for IIar-
riSonhurg and way stations on Manassas
branch. Pullman buffet parlor car.
5I2 i. -Daily-Local for Warren
ton and Charlottesville.
lo:2-I +. ily-WaShingim and
Chattanooga Limited VIA Lynchburgl.
f'irSt-ciaS> coach and sleeping ears 10
Roanoke. Knoxville ANA Chattanooga.
sleeper 10 New Orleans. Washington 10
Roanoke. Dining car service
Hoo u. M.-Daily-Ncw York. Atlanta
ami New Orleans Limited. All Pullman
train. club and observation ears To New
Orleans. Sleeping ears to AShcvilIc,
Atlanta. Macon and New Orleans sleep
in:c ears Ia Charlotte. Dining car service
IL, y. -Daily-NlcmphiS special
Sleeping ears and coaches for Roanoke.
Knoxville. Nashville. Chattanooga and
Memphis. Dining car service. WASH
ington sleeping ears open 1889 T. NJ.
Through rtan> from the south arrive
III Alexandria 6:l3 and i:21S and lo:1"' 4. m.
2:l3. 7"2S 1915 and ll>jo =. VI. daily. liar
riSoubur9 II IS \. NJ. week days and 9:l3
=. VI. daily. From Charlottesville 9%.N
\. VI.
TRAINS OF BI.UEMONT BRANCH.
Leave Alrxandria w. * .. Sia,ion)
week days III N:222 \. NJ. 1910. Is. and
.t:lj l.. NJ. for SltirmOnl: go j. Nj. week
days for l.ccshurg: j:lj i. N. daily for
BIucmOnt and 80! and 49, \. NJ. local.
and 900 \. Vi. I.td. on Sundays only for
Blu1monL.
ordctaiIcd schedule figures. tickets.
Pullman reservation. etc. apply to
WILLIAM G.. LEI l:W.
Union Ticket Agent. Alexandria. VA.
T.. II. COAPMAN General Manager
:. II. IlARDWlCk. Pass Trai. Mgr.
II. +. CARY. General Passenger Agent.
l.. ;. BROWN. Genera Agent.
Washington. ID. &.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-06-21
Donizetti and Coffee.

DoniZctli composer Of Lucia di
Lammcrmoor." sought inspiration In
the colfcepot. 1t would be interesting
to know accurately the total amount
Of coffee this crratic genius managed
to consume during his short career. 1t
was his habit 10 shut himself up in his
room with writing materials and three
or four colfeepots full of steanin@ cOf
fec. When these were emptled he or
dcred in three or four more and. these
disposed of in their turn. another three
or four. His biographcr says that the
amount of coffee he drank was "fabu-
lous." and one can we'll believe it. The
effect on his once fine constitution was
deplorable His face shrivcled and
turned yellow, his lips became black,
and with the inevitable breakdown Of
his nervous system his genius fell rap
idly into premature decay.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-06-21
AIeganoria Gazette.
TUESDAY EVENING. JUNE n.
The Other Kind of Deer.

When Israel Lane returned from the
wedding of David Fletcher, who Is
known In the Balmy creek country as
q mighty hunter, he Immediately
sought the village store, where the
bridegroom's cronies were gathered,
waiting for news Of the ceremony.
WELL" said one Of the number,
"how'd 1t go off,"
"Pret' fair, thanks to me-" replied
Israel
"What'd you do" demanded anoth-
er.
"I saved parson considerable of q
shock and Name some bushes" said
Israel, with calm satisfaction. Just
before they was ready to stand up IN
the parlor I says to Dave-I don't know
what made me; guess 1t was meant TO
bel says, Les see your license
"Well, Dave handed 1t over, and l
discovered it was q hunting license.
What's this? l says, handing 1t back.
You amt got to hunt any longer;
you've got her.
at seems" concluded Israel, that
Dave Just said he wanted license
and Of course the clerk thought he
wanted the usual kind."-Youth's Com
Danion.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-06-21
Routed the Ensmy.

In some of the London coyrts there
are private dining rooms reserved for
the exclusive use Of the legal frater-
nifty. Into one of these rooms one day
there BUSTED a gaunt female who on
being courteousiy approached By a
Junior counsel fatty declined to leave.
Thereupon an unblushing Q. G. looked
the lady in the face and expressed his
mind. Still she did not bulge. Coun-
seor Lockwood then interviewed. Il
do not think there is anything unseen
Is In this Iady's presence" quoth he.
"She wears q gown and-yes, I'm pretty
lady went.-London Taller.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-06-21

One Of III" mu>1 da...'SnH!* ~
piosivcs is i"diir If hi.r.-.'g. q 6.
powder which llr Si;:.h;r. tn g
often cat$" To rXpln'!r W"";. t'",
great violence, In experiments =.
tcrInine the clrlS" -: IT. "st"rGa
ploSivcmcSS ;.inr GaHip !. "..n,a! g..
gen was rUb:"d Cn IT,. s.E.".. g..
bass vioI II is El:cwH TIA. '.a.:'..
o! such az Instrument VII. w..
when those of Il $;mi,tG i3..rt
having ~; equal ic"s,rn "@r +.
upon In this ras". alIr- .a' r,
sivc had become rhrruGG19. G'. ..
the strings. another !G<s g:"l
brought nc:If-and The str. .@ Esf"
Al Il certain note The ind,. d. ..
gen Oh the prepared i@"N,aff
p!odrh. |: was found iluH l1.. D..
sion urcm!rr! only wl"u u rG'r o..
bl'aii"n 81 si.iy y s"roA nH.
mnairatrG - ~" r:n..t,t -''
Vibration Al the I. ";r.:a@ ..-'
explosions. while iHai 81 tie
had II" effect.