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The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-08-10

he patteth his belly with pride and
saith. behold. am six-cylinder butte:
even q lallapaloolu am In my pride.
When 10. the sheriff campeth on the
front door Of the shop and swipeth up
his substance in q night and a Mis-
souri, mule hauleth OF the available
assets to the auction. The auto Is q
mockar and the touring car is raging
and whose is deceived thereby should
soak his noodle In I've. Vessels of
wrath fitted into destruction are the
devil-carts that eat mans time and
sap his securities and In the end turn
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-08-10
The Kind Needed.

Dear me-" said The first young wom-
an. taking her initial lesson in golf,
what shall l 60 now? This ball is in
a hole"
Well. let me see." said her compan-
ion. rapidly turning the leaves OF a
will have to take a stick of right
shape to get 1t out
oh, yes. of course" was the some
what cynical reply. We'll, see if you
can find one shaped like d. IN and
brush.-The Sunday Magazine
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-08-10
Epistle to the Joy Riders

scads and ducats like q hay baler:
also mazuma and sesterces. and rocks
and dough it lappeth up like a house
afire. When the dev;l-wagon cham
peth and snorteth. fee to the noun
tains of the Hepsidam and crawl in q
hole: or the old boy will get you and
carry you to the poorhouse. Man
goeth forth in the morning chugging
and shaking with pride: q halo Of
blue smoke circIeth him as Q wreath:
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-08-10

over in a ditch and make his family
into hamburger steaks. Woe Is his
name who dallies with them: even
pants IS he called In the marketplace
who twists the brass wheel and wink
eth with the other eye at fate.-Em-
poria (Kan.) Gazette.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-08-10
Look Not Upon the euzz-cart When
II Is Red and Giveth Stinkum
to the Breeze.

The automobile is a fine bird but
II sucks blood. 1t has a song that
lures men to destruction and women
to vain pride that corrodes their hap
piness. Look not upon the buzz-cart
when It is red and giveth stinkum to
the evening breeze; for it chaweth
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-08-10

dams growing citrus
fruits in the heart of
Nuelta Abajo and in
other parts of Pinar
del Rio province on
lands that might be
made to produce tobac-
co of the qualities which
have made western
Cuba famous the world
around for this ono
crop. were the owners
willing to cooperate
with Cubans on the par
tidario system. accord
ing to which the new.
conner furnishes the re-
quisite capital and the
native furnishes the
skill no less necessary
to success in the deli
cate undertaking. It 10
q notable fact that few
Americans or Canadians
who themselves do the
actual work in their to-
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-08-10

Cunning County.-Carl Johnson. a
we'll known and wealthy farmer liv-
ing east of West Point. met with a
serious accident while attempting to
drive a COW into his cattle shed. the
animal turning upon him with her
fore feet. fractured three ribs and
inflicted other serious injuries. Mr..
Johnson is so years of age.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-08-10
Hot Wind DAMAGES Corn.

Otoe Cnunty.-The hot wind and
the exceedingly hot weather which
prevailed in this county did great
damage to the corn crop and it is
feared killed much of it. The
mercury showed 1854 in the shade.
There has been no rain in this Sec
ton since June 3.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-08-10
BURLINGTON Spending Cash.

Phelps County.-BurlinstOn ex-
penditures for work and materials in
cident to 1910 Improvements in Hold
reee may considerably exceed $780,.
600. The large coal chute. built to re-
place the one destroyed by the March
fire. is now practically completed. 1t
represents cost Of close to s12.5OO.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-08-10
tIanos Himself in Jail.

Douglas County.-James Kennedy.
Unknown. arrested on the charge OF
disturbing the peace. hung himself
With towel SUSPENDED from his
bunk in the city Jail at South Omaha.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-08-10
Oroanize Health Board.

Red Willow COunty.--At meeting
of the county commissioners of Red
Willow county. county board Of
health was organized. The rules Of
Nebraska state board of health were
adopted for present necessities
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-08-10
Pioneer LAWYER Dead.
Securing Harvest Hands.

Dodge COunty-Farmers about FIRE.
mont are adopting new means Of
obtaining harvest hands. They are
applying in considerable number to
the Y. NJ. c. A. employment bureau.
and their wants are being supplied in
large part. One farmer had a man at
work half an hour after he telephOned
in his request for help.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-08-10
Good News for Teddy.

Kearney County.-Mr. and Mrs.
Chris Nelson of near Upland are the
parents of three baby girls born July
%. Their weights are respectively
GU. and 81. pounds, are perfectly
formed and are strong and healthy.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-08-10
Sad Red Men Must Ride on the Wagon

at Brighton. where We sat at table
ami looked at the ocean," he asked
Well. when you all went away Z
walked around to the bar and got one
for five. A shame to charge you five
cents more just to sit down and looh
at the ocean. isn't it,"
"Oh. cont know" she said I'd
rather pay the extra five than have to
stand by the bar and look al the bar.
tender If he was anything like some
| have Seen."-New York Press.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-08-10
Pauper No More.

Otoe County.-GeOrge Newburn. for
many years a resident at the county
poor farm. has fallen heir to an es-
tate of $4,000. which was left him
by his father. who resided in Logan
county. Nebraska. The estate was
discovered by the county attorney
who was looking up some other mat
tiers. Newburn's wife has beeen liv-
ing in Nebraska City. taking in
washing.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-08-10
Woman Accidentally Poisoned.

Red Willow COunty.-Mrs. Perry
Cathcart of DriftwOod precinct. drank
carbOlic acid in mistake for citrate of
magnesia. and died the same night.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-08-10
Message for Satan.

I'm my dream" said the dusky
story teller, Satan had me an wu7
shown me over all de place what he
has specially reserved fer sinners. an
it sho' wuz sight ter behoI' Dur
WIZ griddle here. an 4 griddle dar.
an lots er ny oil friends WIZ 'ryin' on
EN- an maxim de bigras sOrt"r hol-
Icrin'. l thoughtcd every minute dat
nay time wuZ comm next, 80 I'd cone
give up in despair wen Satan turned
'-OurG' an said: Go b~ch ter tie worP
an tell yo' folks bout what yCI seen;
but ez fer po'seT. you is too good a
man ter st'"-Atlanta COnstitu-
ton
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-08-10
Ocean W. Bartender.

do you remember where they stuns
us ter cents fer beer on the pavilion
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-08-10

Dixon County.-Rev. Henry W.
Iampe and his bride started for st.
Paul. MIMI. where they take the Ca
madam Pacific for San Francisco. and
will leave that city August for ko-
rea. where they engage in mission
airy work.
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-08-10
Patient.

Patient.
Hes very patient with her."
"So?"
Yes: he never even loses his TEN
per when his wife brags about her ar
lstocratic ancestry"
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-08-10
cZRLIS 70lH/ ESZNzE
ISLE az PMS

there are WORKOUT fields. sun
baked through years. which
wear. however. to the inexperi-
enced eye. the aspect Of virgin.
though lightly wooded or ga
vannah lands: there are also
other sections-desolate palm
barrens-where no man save
the sort who purchase real es-
tate sight unseen" would
think of attempting to grow
anything. There are. too. south
of the mountain range. en- the
plain which drops gradually
from its skirts to the Caribbean
sea. certain sandy. gravel!y
a., v,,,vt TODD II
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-08-10
ALL OVER NEBRASKA
For KILLING His Sister.

For Killing His Sister.
Dixon County.-The dog. which
tried to protect the sister from the
hands Of her brother. William F1ege.
kept her dead body away from the
hogs after she had been killed by her
brother. according to the testimony
Of the hired man. Albert Eichten-
kamp. in the preliminary hearing of
the case Of william Flege. charged
with the murder of his sister
Flege was bound over to the dis
trict court and his bail fixed at $751;
600. which was furnished by his two
brothers. his brother.in-law and him.
self
The hired man told a straightfor-
ward story of the killing as he said
he saw it with his own eyes He said
that he saw Flege and his sister come
down from the porch and walk to the
front gate. He said they were quar-
reling and when they reached the
front gate the dog interfsred and
Flege kicked him so that he ran I'M
der the porch.
Eichtenkamp said that he saw
Flege grab his sister by the shoulder
and just as he was entering the barn
door he heard q shot. and turning.
saw Louise on her knees. He said
that he walked little farther into
the barn and then heard a second
shot. and when he again turned he
saw Louise lying on the ground
The hired man said he went to the
fields to cultivate corn and when he
returned Louise was still lying in the
front yard and that the dog which
had tried to protect her when alive
Was still guarding her while dead.
Capital Removal Association.
Hall COunty.-At meeting of
representatives of the several cities
in the central part of the state last
night an inter-cities organization un-
der the name OF the Capital Removal
association was perfected. with Willis
Caldwell Of Broken Bow. president; G.
w. Brininger of Grand Island. vice
president: willard F. Bailey of
Kearney. secretary. ard Joseph A.
Hayes of Central City. treasurer. In
the brief constitution adopted the
purpose of the organization is set
forth to be TO secure the removal of
the capital of Nebraska to such To-
cation in the state as will best serve
the Interests of all of the people of
the state without reference to any
special location. it being expressly
agreed by the members thereof that
the association shall not favor the in
terests OF any one locality"
Pioneer Lawyer Dead.
Douglas COunty.-Judge George
Baker Lake for many years a lead
ing jurist Of this state. died at his
home in Omaha. aged eighty-fOur
years. The intense heat was parti-
ally responsible for his demise. He
is survived by his widow. one daugh-
ter. Mrs. Joy Morton. and son. Mr..
Frederick W. Lake. He came to Ne
braSka in 1857
The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-08-10

In reporting to this government on
opportunities In Malaysia for rubber
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-09-10
NEWS FROM THE LABORWORLD

abandoning this folly and turning Y
the other extreme They will then try
to build up an economic movement.
while ignoring the political movement
And after going to that extreme We
shall have to come back again aftei
a few years to the work Of buildin:
up a political movement.
Surely 1t Is rs possible In this coun'
try as It has been In other countries t.
have unionists aud Socialists constant
~ urge the necessity Of both politicn
and economic unity.
Without both political aud economic
unity the working class will remain
hobbled. unable to- move with nm.
force or decision.
The fact Is the working class must
build up two powerful organizations
and WELD two powerful weapons. and
those who strike In unity must alst
vote IN unity.
We must have Socialists and trade!
unionists brothers and comrades In TIL
same fight We must make then
stand together. backing each 'othe
day and night IN the coming battle.
We must allow the economic move
ment freedom to work out its own des
tiny in its own way and give It ever.
support. aid and comfort that lies II
our power. And we must ask freedom
also for ourselves to develop our owl
methods Of action. aud the unio1
movement should give the party ever.
support. aid and comfort that lies i
its power.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-09-10
Sunday Services In. The Churches

Christian Science Services-Masonic
Temple. Sunday services. 1O:45 a. M.
subject, Substance" Wednesday
evening. experience meeting, 7:45 p.
m, public invited reading room, No.
10. North Tenth street, open to the
public, daily except Sunday, 900 a. m.
to IL noon, 1880 p. m. to 500 p. m.
Second English luthsran-Corner
Pearl and Third streets. divine wor.
ship and preaching by the pastor at
1890 a. m. and 1880 p. M: Sunday
school at 9.15 a. m. Cordial invitation
is extended to the public to attend all
these services.
First English Lutheran Church.
The vesper service which has been
discontinued during the summer
| months will be resumed Sunday at
4 80 p. m. The pastor will preach on
THE Reality OF Spiritual Life" Spe'
ical music besides strong congrega
tional singing will assist in making
the service one Of great value. 1t is
the intention to make these vesper
services specially attractive and help
full to all the families and friends OF
thu church. With the return of many
from summer vacations it is expected
that Sunday will be a genuine home
coming at the church of members OF
the congregation and that all will en-
deavor to share the Joy of the same
The morning theme will be why
Meet to Worship"
First Christian church-Corner 10th
and South A streets. Samuel w.
! Traum, pastor. Bible school sos a. m.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-09-10

George w. Mansfield. superintendent
Christian Endeavor, $50 p. m. Preach
ing service 1890 a. m. and 1880 p. m.
Morning subject, THE Present Need
of the Church" Evening subject "Of
What Profit is Man to God?"
St. PauI's Episeopal-The Rev. DR..
Cathell will preach Sunday morning
and evening at ST. Paul's Episcopal
church.
Salvation Army-Capt. and Mrs.
Deuter, officers in charge OF local
corps. Services in Rhoda Temple. SIS
North A stree, Tuesday, Thursday and
Saturday at s p. m. Sunday at 1880 p.
m. Sunday school 1920 a. m. Officers
residence 119 South Second street.
Reid Memorial Corner Eleventh
and North A streets. Rev. S. r. Ly,
ons. pastor. Preaching by the pastor
1880 a. m. and 1880 p. m. Morning
subject. THE Carpenters Son." ser
mon for all who labor. Sabbath School
9:15 a. m. Christian Union GAS p. M
st. Mary's Catholic Masses every
Sunday at 800, 500 and 900 O'Clock
q. m. and High Mass and sermons al
1880 a. M; Vespers and Benedictior
every Sunday at 3 p. m. Rev. j. F.
Mattingly, rector. Rev. M. T. Shea
assistant.
st. Andrews Catholic Fifth and
South C streets. Mass at 1870; High
Mass at 9:45: Vespers, sermonette
and benediction at o'clock. Rev
Frank A. Roell. rector; Rev. M. H
Weiland, assistant. ->e-s4s'es ~
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-09-10
u.icn;sm or Socialism.

The American people may we'll cor
slider whether trades unionism ID no
the conservative movement OF labor II
contrast to and as bulwark agatnx
the political program Of socialism
Again. at sharp crisis In the destin,
Of the American Federation Of Labor
organized workingmen feel shut up I.
choose between the alternatives Of pr,
tecting and promoting the trades union,
against the legal and other efforts I.
destroy them and the resort TO radi
cal political movement TO control ieCis
latures and courts. which Is more thar
likely to end In u class conscious s0ciai
istic party. such as Is steadily gainiu;
power in Germany. France. Italy. Aus
tralia and England. Between these ~
ternatives we may all hare 10 clloOss
by turn. az some or others Of NJ MUS
decide upon Industrial and public poll
cies which tend 10 develop either o
these attitudes Of the working majori
ties.-Graham Taylor Ia Survey.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-09-10
A UNIQUE DWELLING

Schenectady, N. Y. Sept. 10-Labor
is not an expensive item in the cost
of the new home Mrs. John Lavinsky
is building on Water street in this
city, for she is doing the entire work
herself
The house is q two-story brick build
ing and Mrs. Lavinsky has done all
the work that single person could
do about the construction. laying the
brick. putting in the window frames,
setting the studding. She is we'll
built, middle-aged widow When
questioned. she laughingly replied:
Il have the time and can do the
work myself, therefore see no reason
why should hire it done I am get
ting along fine and do not need any
male help. No. do not take any in
terest in suffrage, but I think that
a woman can do anything that man
can, and more besides
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-09-10
HE WANTS GOOD FEE

Anderson, Ind, Sept. 10-W. A.
Kittinger, of this city, former state
senator, will not prepare a complaint
for the impeachment of Lew Shank
mayor of Indianapolis, unless a good
fee for his services is guaranteed. Mr.
Kittinger explained today why he had
been reticent in talking about the con
templated impeachment proceedings
It was all because there was no money
in sight for the job, and until there
is some showdown along that line
Mr.. Kittinger will stick to his local
clients and let Indianapolis lawyers
take chance for their fee in the
case. ..
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-09-10
Tilted LOVERS coin
Three Years Savings Are
Sent to Sweetheart to
Cross the Ocean.
ACCOMPANIED BY HUSBAND.

Philadelphia, Sept. 10.-When the
North German Lloyd liner Frankfurt
arrived at her dock at the foot of
Snyder avenue yesterday there was
at least one man in the crowd gather
ed on the wharf whose heart was fill
ed with hope. Karl Fischer. of Scran-
ton, Pa. had sent passage money to
his sweetheart. Marie Schur. repre-
Esenting the savings of three years, and
he was happy in the thought that he
was soon to see her.
|. Elbowing his way through the crowd
he soon found himself near a group
of immigrants. The next minute his
face lit up with Joy as he saw the girl
who promised to be his wife. in the
fatherland. Then his expression
changed. Beside her was a man he
knew well. He had been his rival in
the little German village. In q mo.
ment he learned the truth Marie
Schur was no longer Marie Schur She
had married Johannes Zygmund, and
they spent Karls savings to come to
America.
Without word the Tilted lover turn.
ed his back on the pair, boarded a
trolley car and caught the first train
back to Scranton. There he will recall
the invitations sent out for the we'd
ding that was scheduled to take place
next week.
Three years ago Fischer had came
to this country. leaving his sweetheart
In the fatherland. She promised to be
true to him, and he worked hard al
his trade to get money enough tc
bring her here. A few weeks ago he
sent his savings to her, and she told
him in letter that she would ar
rive yesterday. There was sufficient
money to pay for the passage of two
but Karl hadn't reckoned on that
He said he told Marie to keep the
surplus cash for herself
1t had been planned to have big
wedding feast next week ana karl's
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-09-10
t,or,s For Prssss,,en.

Following the lead OF the Interna
tionai Typographical union. the Inter
national Printing rressmen's and As
sistants' union will erect a home 4
Royerville. Hawkins county. Tenn
The referendum vote taken in Septenl
Der last empowered the internafiousi
officers and board OF directors ~ In
International Printing Tressmen's MN
Assistants union to proceed with til
arrangements for the establishment o
a sanitarIum for sufferers from tui,es
cuIosis and a home for the superannu
ated. The site Is a tract OF SO acres
beautifully situated In the Allegheu,
mountains. 1t has been famous ~
health resort for ffty years.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-09-10

friends for far and near had been in
vited.
The immigration officers looked ov.
er Johannes and Marie and decided
that they would be worthy acquisitions
population of the United States and
passed the mthrough the lines.
The pair left last night for Dakota,
where Zygmund will take up farm.
ing.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-09-10
Hi. Opinion.

The Dear Girl am really ast0niSh
ed to hear you advance the proposition
that child should NOT be corrected IN
the presence of strangers.
The Savage Backelor-He should not
be because he should never be in the
presence Of ssrnRSprx: THAT'S why.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-09-10
The Printers OF Iondon.

The annual report OF the London So
ciety Of Compositors shows the mum
Der OF members to have been 10000 a
the end OF 1909 and the total funds
including the st. Bride street property
E3lO.5O0. experimentation allowances
corresponding to the old age pension
Of the International Biographical IN
ion) were paid to 407 members.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-12-11

Carrying ten useful tools, An
ideal gift to the mechanic, Best
English steel. Every tool guar
anteed. All fit in one handle.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-12-11
A Gift that Fills a real
want is well chosen

ure in as a part of ''her'
domain.
Presents for pastime.
Study the athletic hobbies
of your family or your
friends, and give them
presents that are in accord
with their athletic tastes.
Let not the "baubles"
tempt you. Let your judg-
ment. cling to the sensible.
We offer herewith all
that comes under the head
of the word guarantee. F"
Every article quoted
here carries a makers
name that eliminates ev-
cry phase Of conjecture.
We know that they are
best, else we would not
have them in our stock.
We cordially invite your
inspection of our Christ
mas ist-and will take
pleasure in showing you
each and every article.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-12-11

'TIS not "to give or
not to give
what to give that is
occupying the minds of all
at this time.
The answer is: "Give
that which is needed-that
which fills a want-that
which will have a real, tan
gible value for the rest Of
the three hundred and six
ty-five days that elapse ere
the Yuletide season rolls
round again.
Useful presents. The
things that wear long and
stand usage. Those which
facilitate and make easier
the work in the home
that add cheer to the table
any Of the hundred and
one things the housewife
and mother can take pleas