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you use such dogsish Rules against Hon.
Cannon. With all his faults. should you
not remember he is your Uncle?'
who mentioned Hon. Cannon re-
ouire Hon. Parsons with peev.
80
was you not gossiping about new
Rules to choke him with?" I otter.
"O!" revamp Hon. Fish, coolly. I'VE
was not discussing Congress. We was
talking about the Jeff-Johnson fight"
So they departed of with the fashion
able elbows peculiar to Statesmen who
are not Insurgents expect when voting
on the Merits Of the Question.
Sydney katsu, jr.. now holds iinpor-
tant position in Diplomatick Circles. He
is Janitor for the Japanese Embassy.
This make him SO high-up in Importance
that he is allowed to look wise while
discussing Questions he knows nothing
about. This privilege was formerly ex-
tended to no one lower than Assistant
Sec. of State.
Sydney feels very superstitious about
that Special Message poked from the
President to Congress. He say it is just
as shocking as Roosevelt Message. al
though nobody seems to realize it. When
r.
bursted from the White House like a
mad dog dripping foam and barking at
the Special Interests as it passed. But a
Taft Message leaves the White House
with its gloves on like a lawyer. 1t
comes out quietly smoking cigar and
reading jokes from the Congressional
Record. 1t stops to get a shine and
shake hands with Senator Aldrich; and
when it walks into the Senate Chamber 1t
looks so happy and conservative you
hardly notice it in the midst of so many
Prosperous Bankers. And yet, who knows
what bitter thoughts against the Trusts
that Message is holding in its gentle
heart?
"Was Hon. Taft Special Message i'm.
pudent to the Trusts?'' me & Nogi aal
from Sydney.
1T was very sauce to the Trusts oil
licute Sydney. "He-say, Trusts are lik
Mikerobes and other Fairies-they ar
bad kinds and good kinds. All Doctor
agrees that we should be kind to goo'
Mikerobes. because they tickle our nerv
us system with hind legs, thus MAXIM
digestion harmless. But bad Microbes
sakes Of mercy!-how we should punis
them! Bad and good Trusts is simila
to this rule. Bad Trusts should be lynch
ed like snakes. But before doing so, W
should catch him and make sure tina
he is not a good Trust after ALL"
'How can folks tell them two kinds O
Bugs apart?" require me & Nog in uni
l corn. when Attorney Gen. Pillowshar
, goes forthly to pursue these Trusts 1
t their nimble jumps from State to State
: how shall he know which to pet an
which to punish? VIII they be plainl
]. marked Good Trust and Bad Trust S
, no disgusting mistakes will be NADER"
THAT will be deliciously difficult Il
! illuminate Sydney Katsu. jr. So he te
: us following decayed legend Of Antiqu
Japan, which make his meaning trans
Y parent:
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for see what was.
Herb say Hon. Ham, with doubtful
expression. there is one thing about
them new rules which seem uniquivehicle
to me-
What should 1t be?' require Hon.
Herb. looking slightly insurgical.
II do not understand that Rule which
permit fighter to gudge him in the eye
while biting off his ear with the left
hand. That is not warfare. It Is can
nibalsm.''
"Yet it is good Rule" depose Hon.
Herb. ut will permit him to bleed to
death before he feels the PAIN
I could not stand near to such brutal
chatter, SO I rosh forwards with horri-
fled hair.
20 Hon. Statesmen" I snagger. why
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-01-30
TOGO Seeks Harmony
/ and Finds 1t Exploding
everywhere.

To Editor Sunday Star, who ~nows how
like Wagner a Brass Band can
sound when sufficiently irritated.
Dearest Sir:
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-01-30

Treasury Bldg. seen . pathetical Cen
tleman shivering inside the tattered re-
mainders Of his mink-skin overcoat. In
his right-hand mitten he was holding a
tin cup with the following inscription:
1 AM BLIND
I DARED TO BELIEVE IN PINCHOT.
You are useless to imagine the wretch
edness of the scenery, Mr.. Editor. which
me G. Nogi pass by at nearly every pam
Drama Nearly every Department Door
we meet in our morning walks is bursted
open with a yall, and another Violent
ConseNationist is seen shooting outward
on the end Of some bootware, while
mad, fat Voice from inside yall horsely.
"You, too, have been writing letters to
Senator Dolliver!!''
Befront Of Interior Dept. Office a Large
& mobbish crowd has been standing
ing willing to work. In their middlemost
they bore sign marked distinctually
PURE REPUBLICAN OFFICESEEK-
ERS LEAGUE" Even while we watch
ed we could see Assistant Foresters, 2
Land Office Experts and Magazine
Writer being carried out Of the Trades
mans Entrance in a state of complete
bruise. ''Banzai' yall them Office Seek
ers outside. IF this keep up we shall all
get work.
4
Washington is in a state Of nervus sus-
penders. A lynching may be enjoyed any
minute. Today scarcely load OF coal
dares to show itself in public, for fear
some Progressive Wings might seize it,
charged with being stole from Alaska by
the Cunningheims- Any honest load OF
coal would turn pale at such q charge.
The National Capital has a very mill
tia aspic. The Dansville Canoneers in
brite uniforms OF blue Jean are marching
up & down armed with lawn mowers.
They got strick instructions to cut down
Representatives Morse, Murdoch, Nelson,
Norris, Parsons, Pickett and Poindexter
just as they stand. in alphabetical order.
And yet. In despise Of all this trajedy.
giddy Washington Society continue to act
very gid. Every foreign Ambassador who
can afford to hire a hack is seen hurrying
from bathroom to ballroom attired in his
uniform OF rich tinfoil. Some Of the most
exclusive Mansions are being run at full
speed. and Senator Lodge is dancing
with that accustomed grace which has
long won him tho veneration Of his Mas
sachusetts constituents.
In society-coluInn Of news-prints no
tice following chatter:
in our midst. but is no longer doing so.
Com again. Gift!
the inhabitants Of Elba are to be con-
graduated on the long stay of our genial
townsman, Hon. T. Roosevelt. His alb
sence has been noticed here for a long
time
-.
Hon. VIM H. Taft, prominent in local
circles as manager OF the White House
and all-round good fellow, has been
entertaining 40 Governors. After enjoy
ing free ride in the Congressional ON
nibus all went home praising the enter
Ia {fu
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-01-30

About 112 years before the Anarchists
came over to Paterson. N. J., there re-
sided in Japan a Emperor name OF
wassa-Marra-Yu. who was such a SUR
prised combination Of Hon Taft and Hon.
Roosevelt that you could expect any
thing Of him.
About this period of oldness there ar
rived to Japan a horrible scourage OF
Mule-Dragons, which was a combination
of them two domestick animals. the Mule
and, the Dragon. They was a complete
pesk. Each day about lunch time they
would arrive in focks with that cheeky
expression peculiar to Boarding Houses.
They went galloping & booblin, through
tho farm fields, and what hay they didn't
eat up they set afire with their breath
which was very injurious to Insurance.
r
So all the strawseed farmers Of Japan
stood upright on their souls. kindly
deliver us away from this Nuisances,"
they yall to Hon. Emperor. who heard
their plaintiff Voice and appointed In
terstate Commerce Commission to go see
them Mule-Dragons and require why they
should not be killed or else more house
broken.
After them Inter-Staters was gone
months they arrived back to Hon. En-
peror and report, They Mule Dragons
is divided into two kinds called. respect
fully, Maximums and Minimums. Them
Maximums is deliciously wicked and
should be killed away. But the Mini
NUNS is so extravagantly harmless that
1t would be mean to slew them"
but how to tell Bad one from a
Good one?" require Hon. Wassa-Marra-
Yu, who was fond of animals.
There is but only one way" report
Hon. Commerce Comm. 1.-The Conscien.
tious Hunter before shooting should ex
anime the left hind toe of the Dragon
Mule. If the intelligent mammal stand
still, he is a Good one. But if he kick
you to death he is Bad one"
This sound so simple it seem decep-
. tive" say Hon. Emp. So he took down
his bang gun, and. hooking his armor up
the back, he went in seek Of sport.
First person he met was tremendu-
Gus Dragon Mule, who stood by the road
grazing on a Farmer he had just killed.
Emperor Wassa-Marra smooth out his
courage, approached that brutal beast
and cordially raised up his behindermost
leg. When-O shock-that Dragon-Mule
released out his rear biceps & kicked that
Emp of Japan so accurately he was par
when he survived he was found complete
ly dead So this tidy inscription was fas-
tened on his tomb:
"Then who fool
With a Dragon-Mule
Had better follow the following Rule:
, Cut off the head
OF that Quadruped
And examine his Character after he's
dead"
All we'll here but Cousin Nogi, who is
not Hoping you are the same,
Yours truly,
HAsHIMURA TOGO.
Copyright. 1910, by the Associated Literar,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-01-30

ONE few weeks
bye-gone Hon Taft
made signals for
more Harmony in
t he Republican
Party. This show
the d a n G e 70 u 8
courage OF that
Gre at Peacider.
Since then all Poll
ticians has been
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-01-30

smuggling their brains together and talk
ing Grand Opera Harmony must be
created at all costs" report each Senator
standing around saloons and other COM
mittee rooms and brushing his hair back
wards like Music Master. A hot dis
cussing soonly arises from this and then
there is fights. What say Hon. Shak-
speare, great bookmaker. about Har-
mony? He say as follows:
eff Music be the soul of Love,
Why do 1t oftenly make us so darnly
mad to hear it?''
Everywheres is symptoms of the In
tense peev enjoyed by all. Each morn
ing in the snow along the Patomick
River bloody footprints is seen walking
around. The Police are puzzled. as usual,
Who done It? Has Jo-Unele Cannon,
with deceptive smiles on his false teeth,
been leading young Western Congress-
men to the woods and there cracked
them to death with a Speakers gavil,
thusly reducing the Insurgent vote? Who
knows? I don't.
Folks walking in narrow alleyways
should carry an umbrella, because mis-
terious brick-bats is continually being
dropped from high buildings onto the
heads of passing Progressives from Peo-
ria. Ambulances is galloping back &
forthly both day & night filed with BAN
dages and arnica. You can scarcely hear
a pistol shot anywheres but what you
are nervus for fear another Harmony
Meeting is being held between the Stand
Still and the Jump Up ends Of the Grand
Old Party.
cannot agree how to do SO. Some folks
thinks that Trombones Is made to loot
full Of sweet air; others believes that
musical instruments is useful to club
folks over the head with. Both are good
ways to know.
Much suffering Is now being enjoyed
by numerous Office Holders who are no
longer doing that job. On the cold &
slippery sidewalks of Washington there
il a long bread-Ilne Of raggedly men who
hang around with frozen tear-drops
hanging from their eye-winks. These are
ex-empioyees Of Interior Dept. Land Of
fee, etc, who, In their primes, was
whiskine through the maddish whirl of
Washington Society on salaries arrang-
ing from $1s to $2s weekly.
At a very blizzard corner annext the
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-01-30

you use such doggish Rules against Hon.
Cannon. With all his faults. should you
not remember he is your Uncle?'
''Who mentioned Hon. Cannon" re-
quire Hon. Parsons with peev.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1910-05-12

as il was understood what Rajah Baginda
wanted, the priests took him in and cared
for him. The Moros gave presents to
Rajah Baginda and told him TO stay at
Busansah. The companions of Rajah Ba-
ginda were priests. One of them, called
Mautirie Assip, was later appointed Al
ankaya. He married woman of Pudul
called Sandylie. Their descendants, one
of whom, Nakiell, -Adduk, is still alive,
lived at Pudul.
Said Abubakar, an Arabin, came from
Palemband, Sumatra, to Borneo, AMI
thence to Jolo, about 400 years ago. He
said to the people who met him, Where
do you live and where is your place of
prayer7' All the people said. "In Buan-
sah." Then said Abubakar came ashore
a long white robe, began to say his pray
ers. The Moros, thinking him crazy,
were frightened and wanted him to
AT sunset said Abubakar, attired in
at Buansah.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1910-05-12
JOHN L. SULLIVAN, REPORTER.

The New York Times has created Z
mild sensation by selecting John L. Sui
Ivan to write up the great battle between
the white and black races which is to
take place in San Francisco on the fourth
of July. The New York Post sincerely
congratluates its contemporary on getting
the best man available for the job with
the exception of Theodore Roosevelt, who
will be unavoidably absent from the his
toric scene, although the promoter Of the
solid gold ticket.
The Times showed commendable enter
prise and proper sense of the Importance
in choosing so iIlustrious a man TO report
the battle that will settle the race ques-
ton John Is great name viii add lus-
ire to his ''copya even though 70 his copy
should not, and perhaps could not, add
lustre to his name.
CAS- our readers are aware" says the
Post, .:the people Of this country are to-
day interested in only three events-the
return Of Mr.. Roosevelt, the baseball
championship, and the San Francisco
prize fight. We had not overlooked Mr..
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1910-05-12

SulIivan's engagement, but to tell the
truth, we were little bit puzzled as to
whom we should congratulate, the cdr
torial staff Of the Times or Mr.. Sui
Ivan, en- his joining those who make
the Times 50 interesting and give it an
ever-growing circulation. Mr.. Sullivan's
past career is familiar to most people.
Once foremost in the prize ring, he was
lcng an ornament of bar, then prom
inent figure in vaudeville houses, and
now shows his versatility by turning to
literature. Always his aim has been to
better-or to bater-humanity The
Times could certainly have made only
one more interesting selection to send it
all the news that will be fit to print
about the San Francisco fght-Theodore
Roosevelt, patron saint of all sports siren
uous. But, unfortunately for the Times,
Mr.. Roosevelt is already under contract
elsewhere. 1t is doubtless in recognition
of this fact that the promoters Of the fight
are going to present him with solid
gold ticket to their great educational
exhibit.-New Orleans Item.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1910-09-01
Dan Mcleod. with two as

Dan Mcleod. with two as
sistants is employed at the Mon.
tana-Standard Mining company.
The property has been developed
to a considerable extent and has
shipped five carloads of ore to
the smelter at Tacoma, netting
about $64 to the ton in lead and
silver with siX.mile wagon
haul.
The property is thoroughly
equipped with fume and con-
centrating plant, and compressor.
The claims are located on the
Montana slope of the Occur d'A-
lenes. east of Burke.
The company intends to put on
three eight-hour shifts.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1910-09-01
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.

Sealed bids will be received for
the driving Of 200 feet of drift
on the ledge. continuing the
west drift on the property of the
Moscow Mining & Milling Co..
Ltd, known as the Vendetta
Group" in the Summit mining
district, Shoshone county, Idaho.
Tunnel to be driven by hand,
contractor to furnish everything
not now on ground. except rails.
The lowest or any bid not neces-
sarily accepted. Bids opened
Sept. Is, 1910.
Moscow Mining & Milling Co.
]. S. THOMPSON. Sec.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1910-09-01

Work has begun on the Monte
Cristo group in Terror gulch,
adjoining the Rhode Island. a
short distance below Osborne.
A good showing has been made
On the property. It is operated
Nv Wslter st. German of Osborne
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1910-09-01

Arrangements are being made
by the management Of the Gold
Hunter Mining company at Null
Ian for the installation Of a big
electric hoist to cost in the
neighborhood Of $1,000.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1910-09-01

WANTED COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE requires the
services Of representative in Wallace to look
after subscription renewals and to extend circu.
lation by special methods which have proved un.
usually successful. Salary and commission. Pre-
ytous experience desirable. but not essential.
Whole time OF spare time. Address. with refer.
encss. H. Z. Campbell. Cosmopolitan Magazine,
1850 Broadway. New York City.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1910-09-01

the boarding house the Snow Storm Mining Company
Larson large and thoroughly
throughout being heated electric lighted and each having not
The workings the the right Of the board
ing maintained by the together
hard fighting the its employees saved the from any dam
age during completely surrounded
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1910-09-01
ualis.sd Stocks

A majority Of the stocks in the
following list are being sold only
for development purposes.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-10-08
Party viii Unite for Principle.

Republicans have been doing some
lively scrapping among themselves and
no mistake. but now that nominations
are made and the question is the su-
premacy Of Republican principles as
against Democratic victory which
would be the certain result of Repub-
lican division, there will be just as
lively getting together. and the party
will present solid front to the enemy
on election day. The Democratic hope
of success is based only on Republican
dissension. The free trade party de-
clares no policy except its opposition
to the Republican policy Of protection.
promises nothing except what amounts
to threat against the prosperity Of
the whole nation. and is boastful and
hopeful only when 1t discerns signs Of
Republican disaffection.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-10-08
|ENNc11ES oChs
la SItul@T .~

Light old rose tints are genuinely
girlish colors for millinery purposes.
Children's silk socks are embroidered
in small detached flowers In self
tones.
Foulard veiled with chiffon make up
simple little afternoon or visiting
gowns.
The summer stockings are en-
broidered in vivid colors ON instep
and ankle.
Dull silver slippers will be worn
quite as much a. the white on sum-
mer evenings.
The bandana handkerchief cap II In
good repute this year. and II seen &C
companying many of the smartest
bathing suits.
In suede shoes one sees taupe, old
natter. wood rose. all dark browns
and blues, and. Of course. black. Fash
ionable women have . pair for each
handsome gown.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-10-08
COBB TELLS OF his START
One Of orsstest Piaysrs Game Has
Ever known Had Hand Time Get
ting Into Fast Company.
aY ~TY" COBB

BY "TY" COBB.
1t took me . long time TO convince
anyone that was a good ball player.
l think the frst one who ever thought
I was a great player was Cobb him
self. and because others refused to BE-
lieve 1t he felt bad
was born down in Georgia and BE-
gan playing the game while at school
Al l recall 1t. l always played the
same way. took all the chances there
were. and ran all the time. Lots of
people now think that Is good base
ball. but the fellows with whom
played refused for long time to think
30. In fact at the finish Of the game.
our team usually was divided into
two factions. with Cobb on one side
and all the others on the other. had
ideas regarding how to play the game
but none OF US ever had seen much
baseball, and we had to think 1t out
for ourselves.
One of the big wonders to me is
that l as a boy. made plays the same
way. and for the same reasons that
the star ball players Of the big leagues
were making. and l never had heard
of them. After l got older | COM
menced to watch the professional
team in the Southern league play.
and although there were lot Of reae
sons why / shouldn't have left home,
l longed to become a professional
player. 1t was not for the money or
anything like that. but because loved
tho Uomo nd 1ovod IN ha in tho midu
of 1t every time there was a game.
Now. 1t is my advice to all young
fellows not to 60 into baseball or into
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-10-08
A. usuaI.

AS usual the Democrats will talk
tarif-as usual. they will tell the peo.
pie in their speeches and literature
that protection is robbing the people
but they will not be able to convince
the farmer or the laboring man that
he should change the prosperity OF to-
day for the adversely of 1896. The
people realize just what a Democratic
house of representatives would mean.
They realize that even though no de-
structive legislation could get through
the next congress, nevertheless there
would be anxiety In all financial and
business circles. and such anxiety
would bring curtailment of production
and affect both employment and
wages.-Marion (va.) News.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-10-08
ISSUE IS CLEARLY DEFINED
projection to American Workers Or
the Composition Of the Worries
Cheap Labor.

Congressman Champ Clark. the
democratic leader in the House OF
Representatives. said in 1897 land he
has never repudiated the utterance) ::
Il am free trader. and proudly
take my stand with Sir Robert Peel,
Richard Golden. John Bright and
Henry George. "'s II had my way
today. sir. l would tear them Custom
houses all down. from turret to
foundation stone"
Congressman Underwood. of Ala
bama. who hopes for Democratic VIC
tory that will make him chairman of
the great committee on ways and
means and give him the opportunity
to shape new tariff policy for the
country. says:
i believe in tariff for revenue"
Congressman Henry Of Texas, an
other prominent Democrat, said in q
speech in the House at the last SEES
sion:
THE protective tariff in every form
should be odious to all true Democrats.
Democracy proclaims to the
country. Batter down the tariff walls
and invite the competition OF the
world The fight will go on
until We return to the revenue system
advocated by Democracy"
These expressions of Democratic
opinion could be multiplied indefinite
~. Here and there can be found
Democratic advocacy of protection to
some local industry but it is always
coupled with the demand for free
trade for the other fellows. On the
other hand Republicans are a unit In
supporting the principle of protection.
Only by the success of the Republican
party can that principle be maintained.
Protection to American labor 10 Re-
publican policy now as 1t always has
been. Workingmen will hardly sub
scribe to the Democratic tepNt OF
tearing down the custom houses from
turret to foundation stone. inviting
the competition Of the worlds cheap
labor and returning to the revenue
system advocated by Democracy. and
farmers will not take kindly to the
Democratic promise thus to injure the
market for everything which the farm
er has to SELL
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-10-08

who stencil. and 1t will be seen at .
glance that they can be carried out In
one color or in two. The rose itself
may be . dull pink. with the stem re-
produced in dull leaf green. All Of
the tree Is green except the central
portion Of the upper head.
More suggestive OF embroidery are
the cattail and iris. both of which are
intended for quick work in long nat
stitches after the Japanese. Very fire.
quently, when the outlines have been
done in black to produce an effect
quickly, rust such stitches as are here
shown are hastily placed within leaves
and petals: just few to produce the
color, for instance, or the purple iris
or the rich brown Of the cattail, - II
desired.
All Of these designs will serve also
a. models from which to paint upon
japanese burlap paper for lampshades,
or upon parchment, and their outlines
will suggest the similar treatment Of
other flowers.