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Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06
FOR SALE.
All the materials of which tho ts
 SLATER MANSION i.l

is composed.
 consisting in part of the most eXs quisitely wrought Woodwork Book Shelves, Cabinet Work PanelinRt ings. Ceilings Mantels stairoaaes, Het- ties. Chests, Inside Blinds Doors Cas- inRs. Japanese Panels, Nestfbules, Ina terior Trim. PaEquetry Floors in Mahogany, Cherry MapIes Butternute
 Gum. Oak and Sandal Wood.
 Also, the widely known Hiawnth Dining Room, costing about SaO ,000l for sale intact, complete,
 HOUSE FIXTURES. Ranges, Heaters, Radiators, Registers, GnandeleFs Water Boilers, Bath Fixtures. Laundry lights, MirforSg Letter Box.
 BUILDING MATEHIAI.-Lumber im variety. Columns Pilasters. Modilliona. Balustrades, Carved Ornaments, Win dow Frames, Sash, WItdoW WeiQhts. Doors. Stained Glass, Plate Glass, wrought Iron Work. Hardware, Hitch ing Posts stepping Stones, Granite Steps. Buttresses and Foundation Work, Flaeging Rough Stone, Brick
 The Extension to he sold intnct.
 Size 3Ox70. basement, two stories and attic, containing IS rooms, exclusive or bathroom and laundry. Can be left on Lots 2I, 22 and 23. each 50 ft. E IOB ft.. frontinE on Elmwood Ave The most desirable of the Fairlawn Park plot. Occupying as they do the site Of tho celebrated Slater Mansion and the highest elevation. E, P. TURNER, slater Mansion Thursdays, to D. ms
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Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06
Miss Grace Flynn Goes to Canada.

Miss Grace Flynn, a clerk in the Peoples store. left TaftviIle Friday afternoon for an extended stay in Canada. While away she expects to visit for short time Miss Amanda Peloquin of Montreal, who formerly made her home in Taftville.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06
Return from Auto Tour Through
 Maine and Massachusetts.

pr. and Mrs. George Thompson. who have been making an extended auto mobile trip through places of interest in Massachusetts and. Maine, arrived home Thursday night They report a most enjoyable experience.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Miss Gertrude Kelley of Central avenue left Greeneville on Thursday for an extended tour through the west. She will return in time to resume her studies at the Boston Art school in September.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Meriden.-Becaus of the failing health of John w. Coe of Meriden, his son, Walter E. Coe. of Stamford, has been appointed conservator of his per son and estate in the Meriden probate court
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06
New Desks for Sacred Heart School

The new desks for the Sacred Heart parochial school reached Taftville on Friday, and men were working all day installing them in the several rooms of the school building on Hunt CTS avenue.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Mrs. Stanton Brown and two chil- dren of Wightman avenue are spend ing week with Mrs. Browns sister Mrs. Albert Saunders, at her home ir New London
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Mrs. Michael McMahon and Mrs Patrick McShane and son of Hanover have been spending several days witt Mrs. James McMahon of Sturtevant street
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Mrs. Edna Shick and her daughte Mary of Milford, Delaware. are visit ing Mir. and Mrs. L. J. Dolbeare a their home on Plain Hill.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Everett and Harold Pingree left on Thursday for a two weeks stay in Lonsdale, R.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Mrs. Joseph Robinson of East Lyme was visiting friends in the village on Friday.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Mrs. Fred Warren and children O Fall River Mass, are visiting Mrs Warren's sister, Mrs. Nathan F. Bush nell, at her home on Canterbury turn pike.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

The pastor being absent on his va cation the Thursday evening prayer meeting of the First Congregations church was in charge of the organist H. L.Y Warrington
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Recent visitors at Ocean beach in clude MT. and Mrs. James Butler an, family of Cemetery lane, Earl Spice of Otrobando avenue
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Thomas Young. clerk in A. B. Maine's grocery store, began his an nual vacation Friday. He expects to spend one week with relatives in Hol- y&4ee, Mass
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Miss Julia H. Hoffman of Washing ton, D. C., is visiting cousins in Mad ison, while en route to her home ol Town street, Norwich Town.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

The trolley track is torn up iron Wightmans, switch nearly to Adam. tavern. Passengers have to transfel at these points.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Miss Clara Gillette of Goshen called Thursday on Mrs s. I. Bonney o1 Huntington lane.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Rev. and Mrs. J. R. Very and fam fly have returned to their home on Twelfth street after spending a week in Providence.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Maurice Fischer and. Miss Pauline Ginsberg of New York city are visit ing for few days at the home of MT. F'ischers cousins, Mir. and Mrs. M. J. Solomon, on Fifth street
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Bruno Pedace is making a consider able change in his building on Central avenue. Workmen were employed on Friday tearing out the whole of the lower story and cellar.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Joseph R. Portelance and Fred Sears were grabbing at the Poquetanuck drawbridge Thursday and came home a night with about seventy-f1ve fine sized crabs
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Miss Erma Very, bookkeeper in A B. Maines grocery store. has con- cluded a pleasant vacation of one week, spent in Providence.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

John Grieshammer has returned to his home on South B street after a pleasant stay of three days in Bos- ton.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06
NORWICH TOWN
Freight Traffic Normal on C. V. Roa. -CongresationaI Pastor on Vacation

Mrs. William Howard of Otrobando avenue spent a day recently in Frank , lin
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Frank Lafleur, an employe in the Ponemah mill, is confined to his home this week by sickness.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Miss Nellie Gleason and Bernard Enright are spending two weeks in Waterbury.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Mabel Brown of Fort Point recently visited her aunt, Mrs. George Doug lass, of East Town street.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

MT. and Mrs. Frank Avery and sons Arthur and Sidney Avery, spent a da. this week at Watch Hill.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Miss Elva Davis of No. 4 Provi- dence street expects to leave TaftviIle Monday for an extended stay in Wor- ceSter. Mass
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Miss Nellie Shea of Providence is spending a few weeks as the guest of local relatives.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Alonzo Roy left here Friday for three days stay in Pawtucket, R. L, where he will visit with his brothers
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06
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Norwich. Saturday, Aug. s, 1910.

The Bulletin should be delivered everywhere in the city before a. m-
 Subscribers who fail to receive i6 by that time will confer a favor by re- porting the fact to The Bulletin Co.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

MT. and Mrs. Raymond EIdred ar. visiting for a few days Mrs. J. H. El dred at her home on Washington street.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Miss Gertrude Kelly of Central ave nue left here on Thursday morning for a few weeks visit at her home 1T Sheldon, Iowa.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06
Personal Items.

Fred Cook has returned to Newark, N. J.. after spending two weeks with relatives
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Freight is moving on the c. V. road as fast as before the strike. The conductors baggagemasters. brakemen were on Thursday, back in their places for the first time since the strike be- gan.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Mrs. Margaret Shea of Providence il spnding several days in Greeneville after visiting Mrs. James McMahon.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Ebbie Ladd of the Scotland road has returned from three weeks visit with his aunt Mrs. Walter L. Adams, in
 Milford, Mass.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06
Personal Items.

Samuel Taylor resigned his position in the weave shop on Thursday of this week.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Supt. John Enright of the Carlton Hill mill has returned to his home in Carlton Hill, N. J.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Miss Muriel Bacheler and Theodor. BacheIer of Talcottville were caIlint on relatives in Norwich and Norwich Town Thursday.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Friends of Mrs. Walter S. Sharples of Front street, who has been seriously sick of late. will be pleased to learn that she is much improved in health.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Miss Lucy Greenwood of Providence street is visiting for week with school friends in FitchviIle.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Miss Ida NJ. Desmarais and Miss Lydia Thompson. teachers in the We quonnoc school. are spending few days at the seashore.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06
Motor Trips to Beach

H. L. Warrington. Mrs Adams. Mir and Mrs Henry Eehton and Miss Ru- by Fenton on "Wednesday took a trip
 in their automobiles to Ocean beach.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Dr. Edward J. Brophy has about completed the transfer of his house. hold goods to his new house on the top of Scholfield's hill
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Miss Katie Melee of North Main street is spending two weeks with relatives in New London.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

George V. will not be crowned until June 22. 1911- His head has eleven months to be easy.-Chicago Post.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06
TAFTVILLE

Dr. and Mrs. Thompson Return from Long Automobile Trip-New School Desks Arrive-T aftviIIe Boys Leave Camp Comfort.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

CoIfinsviile.=Carlton B. Jones and Earl w. Soudant are on ten days trip to Quebec and up the Saguenay river. They expect to cover about 400 miles during their trip.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06
Sun. Moon sno Tides.
GREEN EvILLE

Six hours after high water it is low tide, which is followed by flood tide.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Thomas Parsons. who moved from this place recently to Rochester, N. Y. where he is living with his sister writes to friends in TaftvilIe that he is doing finely in his new location.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Mir and Mrs Louis Brunelle and family, who have been living in the Benoit block on Merchants avenue, moved to Holyoke. Mass. on Friday. They have been residents of Taftville for about ten years.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Mrs. John J. Day of Merchants ave- nue. accompanied by Mrs Robert Shaw of Lisbon, left this place Fri day evening for a visit in New York city and Utica, N Y. They will be gone for one week.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-08-06

Joseph Brillon of La PatEie, Canada, has recently purchased the Desmase place on Merchants avenue, where he expects to make his home in the fu- ture MT. Brillon left here for Can ada Friday afternoon, and when he returns to Taftville he will be accom- panied by his wife and family.
The Glenwood post., 1910-04-02
KICKING ABOUT THE ROADS

The people of the Cache creek neigh
borhood are registering vigorous kick
on the condition of the roads in that
community, large part of the defect
iveness being attributed to the fact that
owners of steam threshcrs have travel.
ed the roads thereabouts and in doing
50 have torn out every small bridge
and eulvert. and have left them in that
condition. People whose duties it is to
look after these matters should See to
it that where heavy traffic of the kind
referred to Injuries the highways the
owners of such machines should be
made to pay for or repair the damages,
or if the fault lies with the fact that
the roadways are not as substantial as
they ought to be and the owners are
not to blame, then the county commits
Soners should see to it that only pro-
perly substantial work is put in.
Rifle Telegram.
The Glenwood post., 1910-04-02
A SPLENDID FRUIT FARM

Fifty acres within Az miles of New
Castle, rich soil, easily worked and
splendidly adapted to fruit culture.
About Is acres now in fruit, mostly
In bearing. Apples consist of York I'm
perial, Jonathan and Ben Davis. Two
hundred Elberta peaches which viii.
bear next year. Fine field of alfalfa.
Excellent potato soil. Small Broom
house and stable. Place is well fenced
and has an absolutely frst-class water
right from one of the best streams in
the country. Loading station at the
edge of the land. Flag station 80
miles. School on adjoining ranch. An
ideal location in every respect and a
charming place for a money making
home. We are offering it at the price
of raw land. Price, $4,000. Terms on
part If desired. Inquire at this office.
A. J. DICKSON,
Glenwood' Springs.
The Glenwood post., 1910-04-02
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS

Antlers Orchard Development Co. to
w. W. Hood, ne or ne Or Sc or sw Or
sec 50 tip 5 90.
Rifle Irrigation and Power Co. to J.
B. Elrod, lot 26, blk q West Rifle.
r. j. Coddington to Francis j. John
son, sw or Sc or sec 2s, tip 7, 96. $40
Ruth E. Hayes to Ed Bosco, lots 3
and 4. blk 64, Glenwood $500.
Worthen Popple to Grand Valley
Lumber and Supply Co.,, lots and 5,
blk 4, Grand Valley. 5000.
N. A. Wall to Nettie NJ. Clough. lots
16, II and W hf of Is, blk 2, Murphy Is
add to Rifle. $3.50.
United States to Walter Hines, Sc or
sec 13, tip 5, 90 W.
Amos p. Ralston to Walter Farnum,
lot IL and n hf lot 12. blk 32, Glenwood
Morris Elton to Fred II. Miller, in
definite tract in vicinity of Grand Val
ley. $1,000.
United States to John Hay. Sc ar NV
or, W hf ne Or and NV or Sc or sec 25,
tip Z, 90 W.
Daniel c. Mcpherson to R. C. Calm
and Charles Cavender, ne or NV or sec
25, tip Z, 90 and 3-19 interest in
Clear Creek ditch. $500.
Joshua l. and Leonora G. Williams to
Josiah T. Selby, W hf Sc or sec 7. to Z,
90 W.
United States to Amos P. Ralston,
SC Or NV or, sw or ne or, NV or SO or
and lots l and 4, sec 80, tp 6, 81 W.
United States to Eta A Ralston, W
hf sc or, e hf sw or and lots 6 and. z,
see 6, tip T. S 81 and lot sec ] tp Z,
$ ss W.
United States to Edward B. Fisher,
Sc or NV or, hf Sc Or and ne or ne or
sec 90, tip Z, ,sr 95 W.
NJ. v. Shut and G. F. Allersfever to
c. F. Shut, sw or Sc or and ne or sw
or sec 8, tp Z, sr 95 W. 81.
Martin T. Van Horn As acres in sec
13, tip z, " 96 W. $3.50
Amos P. Ralston to Perry K. Leyerly,
The Glenwood post., 1910-04-02
A CATTLE CREEK RANCH

Here is one of the best stock ranches
in Garfield county. Consists of 214
acres decided, well improved and in
crop. Also desert entry REIMBURSEMENT
of 235 acres. Two big teams, new har.
ness, wagons and farming implements
l good driving mare, 1 Royal Belgian
stallion, cows, hogs, chickens, etc.
Convenient to range and water and
everything goes for $4,000. Can make
easy terms on part of the amount, OF
might trade for Glenwood or other good
income property. Owner is physically
unable to look after this property, ow
ing to accident, and this is his only
reason for offering it at sacrifice. IF
you are looking for a stock ranch here
is one that is ideal.
The Glenwood post., 1910-04-02
CHOICE FRUIT FARM

have for sale tract Of choice fruit
land 2h miles from Grand Valley; 81
acres, all under ditch and in cultiva-
tion except 2 acres, 20 acres in orchard.
400 bearing peach trees and some year
ling peach trees. Land is especially
adapted to fruits. Absolutely first
class water rignt. Title perfect. No
improvements to speak Of. A great
bargain at $l35 per acre. $500 cash,
balance on easy terms at per cent.
l have some customers for small fruit
farms and garden tracts in the neigh
borhood of New Castle. There is also
q demand for general farms and orch
ards in other parts of the county. |
am starting an advertising campaign
which am sure will be effeetive in
drawing the attention of eastern buy
ers to the Grand Valley country. List
your lands with me If you want to reap
the benefit of this special effort which
will cost you nothing.
The Glenwood post., 1910-04-02
METHoDIsTs PURCHASE
A PARSONAGE

The board of trustees of the Metho-
dist church this week bought for par
sonage the G. H. Weidenhammer resi-.
dence just north of and adjoining the
present church property, the considera-
tion being $4,000. This is one of the
most valuable properties the church
people could have selected, its nearness
to the church being an item of no small
Importance
The house has eight rooms besides
bath and cellar. 1t is heated from a
splendid outside hot water plant Of
sufficient capacity to also heat the
church and the trustees are consider
ing the advisability of making it do
double service in that way.
The ground space is 5Ox10O feet
square on Blake avenue, one of the
most desirable streets of the town.
The Methodist people have long been
greatly in need of parsonage property,
their pastors having often experienced
great difficulty in securing desirable
residence quarters. They had intended
to build parsonage on their lots on
Bennett avenue, but as building at the
best is very tedious process. they con-
slider themselves fortunate in being able
to secure a home for their minister to
move into in the next few weeks. The
choice Bennett avenue lots were taken
by Mr.. Weidenhammer as part of the
purchase price.
The pastor, j. NJ. Diekev, and his
family expect to move into the new
property about May l.
The Glenwood post., 1910-04-02
All kinds of dressmaking. Kendrick
cottages, No. 33 and so.
y y y
WOMEN'S CHRISTIAN
TEMPERANCE UNION
Kendrick

The western slope convention held in
Grand Junction last week was well at
tended. The large audience room of
the NJ. E. church was filled each even
ing A large motto hung across the
platform bearing the words, "Colorado
is Going Dry One of Lincoln. "Never
regulate an evil; eradicate it.'' Mayer
Todd welcomed the convention. In
many business houses were cards, HWel-
come, w. 7. C. W The Chamber of
Commerce presented the delegates with
large baskets of pears, as well as an
auto ride to the Teller Indian school.
Manager Forse of the Y. NJ. C. A. in
vited the visitors to the new Y. NJ. C.
A. building, led them through the lobby,
the billiard and game rooms to the fully
equipped gymnasium, out onto the roof
garden where fine view of the town
and Grand valley was had. A class
from the public school sang and recited
Many business men gave words of en-
couragement. The convention closed
with grand gold medal contest.
The Glenwood post., 1910-04-02
FINE GRAND VALLEY FARM

Here is splendid tract lh miles
from a good town, 70 acres altogether.
5o acres under ditch. The other 90
acres can be watered with little work
and expense. 25 acres of mixed fruita
IN bearing. Splendid soil and the wa.
ter right is frst-class. Good 7-rooin
mouse. Barns, cellars and fences in
good condition. This is one of tho
very best properties in the Grand val.
ley and person can make good money
on 1t from the very first. Admirably
located. A bargain at $4,000, but j
can offer it for short time only a.
$4,000. Only $4,000 required to swing
the deal; balance on terms which will
give you chance to make it from the
crops. A T n1rHsoN
Glenwood Springs. Colo.
The Glenwood post., 1910-04-02
Homeseekers' Rates to New MEXICO
and Texas.

On the first and third Tuesdays Of
each month during the entire year, the
Colorado & Southern railway will sell
round trip Homeseekers tickets to .
great many points in New Mexico and
Texas. at one fare plus $500 for the
round trip. Final limit twenty-five
days, allowing liberal stopover privil-
eyes. For detailed information, rates,
etc, call on the Colorado & Southern
agent or address T. E. Fisher. Genl.
Passenger Agent, Denver, Colo.
The Glenwood post., 1910-04-02

sw or NV Or and lot 2 and Sc Or NV Or,
wv or ne or, NV or Sc or and lots l and
2, see SO, tp 6sr 81 W. and interest in
No. l ditch and Consolidated reservoir.
$6,OO0
Ella NJ, Ralston to Alphonse Cocquyt,
lot sec l, tip z, s SO and W hf Sc or
e hf sw or and lots 6 and 7 sec 6, tip 81,
and ditch and reservoir rights. $4,000.
Frank Worthen Popple to Fred H.
Miller, lots 13 to "a, blk 9, and II to 32,
blk 10, Grand Valley.
Morris Elton to Fred H. Miller, tract
of land in sec IL, tip Z, $ 90 W. and
right in Daisy ditch. 5000.
The Glenwood post., 1910-04-02
PILES PILES PILES

Williams Indian Pile Ointment
will cure Blind, Bleeding and
itching Piles. 1t absorbs the tu-
mors, allays itching at once, acts
as poultice, gives instant relief.
Williams Indian Pile Ointment is
prepared for piles and itching of
the private parts. Sold by drug
gists, mail soc and $100, Williams
Mfg Co., proprietors, Cleveland,
Ohio.
For sale by w. S. Parkison,
druggist and pharmacist.
The Glenwood post., 1910-04-02

Fully nine out of every ten cases of
rheumatism is simply rheumatism of
the muscles due to cold or damp, or
chronic rheumatism, neither of which
require any internal treatment. All
that is needed to afford relief is the
free application of Chamberlain s Lini-
ment. Give it trial. You are certain
to be pleased with the quick relief
which it affords. Sold by all dealers.
The Glenwood post., 1910-04-02
APPLICATIONS FOR GRAZING
PERMITS

Notice is hereby given that all an.
pllcations for permits to Craze cattle
and horses within the White River
National Forest during the season of
l9lo should be filed in my Office at
Meeker, Colorado, on or before March
10, 1910. Full information in regard
to the grazing fees to be charged, AMI
the blank forms to be used in making
application will be furnished upon re-
quest.
JAMES A. BLAIR.
l@-'-o Forest Supervisor.
The Glenwood post., 1910-04-02

Chamberlain s Stomach and Liver
Tablets are safe, sure and reliable, and
have been praised by thousands of
women who have been restored 10
health through their gentle aid and
curative properties. Sold by all deal
ers.
The Glenwood post., 1910-04-02
How Could She?

He rhapsodically)-I adore every.
thing that is grand. exquisite, super.
eminent. love the peerless, the
serene, the perfect in life.
She (blushing coyly)-Oh, George!
how can | refuse you when you put
it SO beautifully?
The Glenwood post., 1910-04-02
A Gre at Attraction.

Clarence urmy, the poet of San
Jose. was praising California wine
"a New Yorker visited me the other
day" said Mr., Urmy. land l opened
bottle of our native champagne. The
man was delighted.
why. if they had this stuff in the
east, he said, holding his glass to the
light, they'd run excursions to it,
The Glenwood post., 1910-04-02
APPLICATION FOR GRAZING
PERMITS

NOTICE is hereby given that all an.
pllcations for permits to Craze cattle,
horses, and sheep within the Holy
Cross National Forest during the Sea
son of 1910 should be fled in my Office
at Glenwood Springs, Colorado, on or
before March 25, 1910. Full informa-
tion in regard to the grazing fees to
be charged, and blank forms to be used
in making applications will be furnish
ed upon request.
H. b. FRENCH,
2-12-3-l2 Forest Supervisor.
The Glenwood post., 1910-04-02

f1rstclass saloon for sale in Glen.
wood Springs. Best location and ve,v
desirable trade. Will be offered at !.
bargain if taken soon. Address n, c.ll
Bargain, care The Post. -
The Glenwood post., 1910-04-02
Tit for Tat.

Jones-Well, you and I won't be
neighbors much longer. I'm going to
live in better locality.
Smith-So am /.
Jones-What! Are you going to
move too?
Smith-No; I'm going to stay here.
The Glenwood post., 1910-04-02
WHY NOT TRY?
POPHAM'S
ASTHMA REMEDY

Gives prompt and positive relief
IL every case. Sold by druggists,
price $100. Trial package by
mail, Zoe.
Williams Mfg Co., Proprietors,
Cleveland, ..
For sale by w. S. Parkison,
druggist ard apothecary.
The Glenwood post., 1910-04-02
Hospitable.

>She-And did you enjoy your AZ
rican trip, major? How do you like
the savages?
He-Oh, they were extremely kind
hearted, They wanted to keep mo
there for dinner
The Glenwood post., 1910-04-02
Had His Own Views.

Passenger Agent-Here are some
postcard views along our line of rail-
road. Would you like them?
Patron-No, think you rode over
the line one day last week and have
views of my own on it.
The Glenwood post., 1910-04-02
April Fesisk

Little Johnny placed his hat
Over convenient brick; =
Placed 1t there supposing that
Some one foolishly would kick.
Johnny's father passed anon
When his mind was wandering,
Thus he Glanced to step upon
Johnny's hat and wreck the thing.
Little Johnny had to stand
At his desk next day in school;
Though he cunningly had planned,
Johnny was the April fool