The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-12-02

husband is of an insanely jealous dis.
position.
An old maid doesn't have good
time until she has become reconciled.
BE as hard to down as an English
sparrow; when they get after you,
keep them busy.
When you stay up election night,
about all you get is the returns the
open heart of the politician closes
with the polls.
Every man believes his experience
would make an interesting book.
One horse to buggy doesn't seem
enough, while two seem too many.
Poetic justice Is when some mine
promoter is held up and robbed by
bandits.
The world will never get rid of the
jokes about whisky and women's
stockings.
A man is rarely as prominent and
popular in the town he comes from
as he claims.
The papers are asking: where is
ROOSEVELT" Where, by-the-way, is
Jim Jeffries?
A man who has his nose on the
grindstone is usually better off than
the man who hasn't
You have learned something If you
have learned to say nothing when
there is nothing to say.
Can Roosevelt come back? All we
know about it is that he had fair
square trial, and didn't.
The fact that you lack words tc
express yourself may not be much OF
a loss to the rest of the world.
| People don't do as much talking
about you as you think they do, un
less you are Leading Man in scan
dial.
We don't know which is worse fol
a poor man, to make a campaign fol-
a public office, or to buy an automo
bile.
Let your enemy alone, and he'll
probably let you alone. 1t isn't nee
essary to be eternally and forever
in scrap.
| When a man buys a new suit, his
wife tells him it looks nice. When q
woman buys a new dress, her hus
band has to keep talking about it un
til it is worn out.
The disagreeable people who are al
ways picking at you: do they really
want you to do better, or do they
enjoy finding fault?
Aside from the policeman and the
| reporters on a morning paper, no one
has a very good excuse for being q
man about town"
Several noted publications have
stated lately that the Atchison Globe
is nearly always wrong on public
| questions. That's what an editor
gets for being nearly always right.
You haven't one chance in thou
sand of finding a gold mine; but il
you are Industrious, honest. and faith
full, the chances are ninety.nine in {
hundred that you will succeed.
An Atchison woman can lie on he
bed at night and tell every person
passing in the street, by their walk
In addition she can tell evey auto
mobile that passes by its chug chug.
Two women, who had not met fol
fifteen years, ran MO each other ac
cidentally yesterday afternoon. Dur
ing the fifteen years their hair haC
turned very gray. One of the womer
had put on glasses. One woman hat
grown very stout and the other very
thin. After kissing each other, the
women looked each other over from
top to toe, and then each one ex
claimed, "You haven't changed a bit
Boy story: A mother asked he
little boy whether he had anything t.
say to woman who was an Afternoon
visitor. Tell me how I've grown,
he replied, land how much look like
ma, and how you've got a little boy
at home just my age, and then ash
me how old | am, whether | go t.
school, how ! like my teacher, anC
what Pm going to do when ! am ;
man. Then say you regret you haven
penny in your pocket for me-"
A man will start a paper in New