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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-08-25
syofgen ber SrHnfenIeit.

Serr Siiffet 1T. man fiebt's ibm on.
Dem 4ltobol febr 5usetban. ,
Sas Srinten lit fein 3eitpertreib. +
Sas fommt baDon. er bat tsin Wei6.
Bon friib bis in Ole Ra6t binein
@rgebt er iih in Rneipersi'n;
90 treibt er's lang, iabrein. iabraus,
limb tommt ni9t aus Dem Raufd
berdus.
0as 1T febr traurig. psnn Elm Wlann
Ri9ts ano're3. als nur iaufsn fann,
90 cine unperniinft'se Shat,
Die rd4t fid friiber Oosr fpat.
Snfolse feiner Sruntenbeit
ST SiiffeI bdufis ni9t gsfdsibt,
@r banbelt oftmaIs gang pertebrt
als tpie 3 i'm 2eben iid aehSrt. "a
als er sinmai aur fpGtsn StunS |
Sn fstner 8Iaufe eintraf, unb |
Rad LANCER Miib' bas 3eraenli9t !
3uitanbe bradts. ipuBt er ni9t.
Was nun2 8ernaseIt, pie Elm Brett /
2est' er Die &erss in 6as 8stt.
Damn blies er, - adj, es mar Elm
9raus! =
anitatt oes 2i9ts. fid feIber aus. |
3. ptd9t. !
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-08-25

SberIeutnant gum iiingz
ften Sffi5isr: sd m6dts sic nod
auf SoIsenbes aufmsrtfam MAIDEN:
Der 9err Sauptmann ma9t ab unb
au einen Wib. 2a9en Se Iaut. bas
Dertrdgt er mid. 2d9etn Se nur. 70
bentt sr, Sc MAIDEN fi9 iiber i'm
lnftig. Baden Sc ia MID, 70 nimmt
er's libel. 2llfo nu. ri9ten sc ii9
bana6!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-08-25
gerohent

Ser prpB.~ a9err Sptiter.
sic fOnnen gu meinem aneifsr rubig
etipas mebr @oIb uub ipeniger 9las
nebmen -. if bab's!"
= &inbermunb. Tante
gum fleinsn GrniD; rRun. Grnit>
den, betomnt bic Sante feineu
8uB9" Der feline Grnit: sd bab'
isbt feiuen appstit." 4
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-08-25
@enerreieB. Mitaarrs.

@ien. Dis 53idbrise papierbdnos
lerin. GGeilie llllmdnn, 9riingaffe IL,
ipurbs in ibrsr an bas @ei9GftsIotdl
anftoBen6sn @o5auns NIT elmer gins
f9uBDffnuns an Der re4ten S4ldfe
rSd.Ino aufsefunben. Die Rettunsss
seiellfdaft ipuroe tsIepbpnifd benahs
'rihtiet, bod fanb Der Snfpeftor Die
5rau bsrsits toot por. - Der pprs
tier WsnssI Gang, WimbersersuFe SO
ippbnhuft. ipurbe felt einisen Sasen
nermibt. Nun tpur6e er auf bem
5anblitBbers i'm 8esirt @0blins an
stnem Sae6ftanbe erbGnst aufsefuns
ben. - Sisr beeins Der ebtmalise
Dirsftor Der Wiener Sternparte un6
emeritirte profeFor Der 9lftronomie
on Der llnip.rFtGt Sofrdtb grofeFor
Dottor ebmunS WeiB fein 50idbriass
Dotteriubildum. = pripatooaent Or.
Wtlbelm 2abfo pur6s gum auBerors
bentliden grofsiTor unb 2eiisr Der
Betttna papillpns i'm gfotbf9iIbs
SpitaI srnannt. Der bisberise Better
bes pabilIons, profeTor @ertbsim.
tpurbe befanntlidb Der gladfplgsr
Profefor Hpftboru's. = 9tuf Dem
Neubau Sfafanaaife 36 erfolate ein
@initura. burd fpsldsn Die 30i6briss
SiIfsorbeiterin 9lntpnie 8phdc getGos
tet uno 6 beim 8ou beI9Gftiste per-
fonen Ieidter unb fdiperer periebt
ipuroen. Oas 8auunsfi;d bat nod .in
stusites Spfer aeforbert. Der 45iGhriz
se Gsriiiter Ritolaus 3upeb. fpelher
anodtHbrii9t nn6 Wunoen am Ropf
erIittsn bat uno bon Der s5reiipiGigtn
R.ttunssgefeIfddft in bas 9fnboIfs
Spital gebraht fpurbe. lit ben 8erIes
bungen erfeetn. = Degen zines ete.
fiden 3piftes bat iid Der 3oidbrise
pripdtier unb 6ausbefiber 8iftpr
30ller set6btet. inSsm er ben 5abn
bes @asre6anSs Dffnete uno oas ents
ftr6insnbs 2eudtsas einatbmete. :
2fuf Der WadriabiIfftraBe bsim Saus
fs glo. 189 purbe Der 53i66riqe
Maurersebilfe Mattbias Miitler bon
einem Sardmettrautomobil niebtress
ffoBsn unb iiberfabrsn. MiilIsr .rlitt
cine fdptre Nuetfdun9 an Der rs9s
ten 8ruitfeite. eine RiBipunbs an bsm
S6Gbelbode unb Sautabf9iirfuneen
ani Rorper.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-08-25

Wertpiirbis. 0as9tsan-
malt o.: sNie sebt es Sbnsn. 9err
Rollese9" = Re9tsanpaIt g.: SD
tann ni9t tfasen!" - RedtsanipaIt
": r9ftfo f9Iedt!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-08-25

9i9ter: mas meinft Du Gms
mn = foll i'd ben 9dften mein
Drama Dor ober mad Dem Souper
porleien9"
@attin: .8orber natiirIib =
ionf lduft bic 8anbe ipieber bopon,
pie tiirali9!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-08-25
GuzentBttra.

afptIt. Sier tpuroe oas 10iGbri-
se s69isrdsn oes aufiebers glito-
Iaus S9neiber BON eintm Raofabrer
aus 8ettemburs 10 unseitiim ansefabs
rem, oaB ss eiue @ebirneri4 4iittsruns
bapontrug.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-08-25
Sranen-G emancipation.

pSbnen bat Sbrs @attin Sas Raua
den berboten9"
~Sa. feben Sic. tpenn atpsi oabsinl
rauden. iperben Die Gardiner sleid
70 berrGti9ert!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-08-25
Oroeuburg.

OIbenburg. Die MabI bss
eeutnants a. .. Weberboff in 8iinbe
(Weiifalsn) gum 8iireermeiiter ift Be-
ftGtigt tpprben. 9iirsermeifer Wepers
bnff tpirb bierber iiberFsbeln.
greie $tdote.
Samburq. Gin llnfan ereiss
nete fi1 beim Heubdu bes Rathbauss
boteIs, @de plan unb Rathbauss
martt. BORT ipurbe ber Waurerdrs
beitsmann &art Sibemann bon elmer
berdbfalIenbsn Gifenitanss am 3opf
f1tp.r berIebt. = Sir bic burd eis
nen grdnb duF OsTtebter Selbmart
berni9ttte Seibe ipurbe ben geffds
biatsn 8efibern 2ii6s, 2ubn. Shuls
mann, WiItens unb Germ. Mepn
bon Der @iienbdbnperipaItuna fir ben
6eftar 40 Mart ala Gntf9Goiqung
ge5abIt. 9as Seuer mar burd Tuna
fen elmer 2otomptibe entTtanben. Sc
mar serdbe Der SbeiI Der Ssibe pers
ni6tef, Der ben @dnbtbrf. bas bauots
fd4lidfe Jeusrunssmaterial in ben
Seib.bSrfern, liefert. = ueber 8orb
sefalIen unb ertrunten 1T Der 7idhs
riee anabe gusuft Seinede. aIs er
fi9 iib.r ben Ranb bes i'm 5oFfunaI
Iiessnbsn. feinem Batter seb6rsnbsn
aabnes ZIG beuete. = SIN Marines
tranfenbaufs itarb Der grbeiter
ssifder, Der Bel benz in Sonnborfs
apbe anfGffissn 9dladter 9aese Be-
fcbdftigt mar. syift1er ipar aus Der
S6be bes britten Stpdlperfs esftiirat.
= Gin f6iperer llngIiidsfall ereianete
fi6 an ber Ttottbsfer gbauFes, Dort
eina bas @sfpdnn bes 8lei6ers
@liBmann aus 2ansenfelbe burd.
Der @ag.n praGIte seeen einen Cd
fftin unb T1Iug nm; fGmmtlihe Sns
fafen tpurben aufs pfGafter sef4leus
bert. Die iunee Gbefrau @IiBmdun
erlitt einen S6dbeIbru6 unb mar foz
fort tobt; ber gbtmann trug cine
fdpers @ebirneridiitteruns babon.
bic Mutter purbe f9per am 3opfe
berlebt unb brad einen @rm. unb Elm
8inb 9fiBmanns fam nit 4bfdiira
funsen bapon
$Rpets-
2dufanne. Der Stdbtrdth bon
2auianns bat gum @tmsinoeratb osu
4r1iteften paul HoHet NIT 62 DON
86 Stimmen gefpGblt.
2usern. Gum 8iatprdfibtnten
bss @roben Staotrotbes tpuroe Or.
@duGler Grsiiinnis) eeDdbIt.
Murten. 8iiralib mar Der
pG9ter 9. Strren bon 2urtin9eu
bur9 feline pfsrbs au Sooe eebriidt
lpor6en. SEPT tpurbe fsin 7iGbrises
SD9t.r9en bonn @eil zines 2aitaufs
susss ergriffsn uno fofort setDbtet.
S9affbaufen. Pfarrer Grnft
S9nbber in gleBlau Duroe gum
@siftliden Der Sirae st. Sobann ses
tpdblt.
Maabt. grltsStaatsratb Sobn
8ernep feierte feinen 80. @eburtstag
in boiler seiftiser 5rif9t. 8is CUR
Stunoe s.b6rt er berf9ieoenen ftaat>
li6en gommiHipnen on, in osnen
fein erfubrsner Bath bod ssf4dst
piro.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-08-25
Yropis,3 Yontmer,t.

StoIp. Die ausgeIperrtsn 8du.E
arbsiter 3iiIte, 8u9ert unb S9oOSt.
Die einen auspdrts arbeitsnoen 8ollsz
aen iibsrIislsn uno NIT GiiBen anb
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08

A captain OF one OF the Americ
liners has dlyulged some OF the trou
bles OF his onerous position. The ehiel
among these seems TO be that he Il
continually having unnecessary inquir
les put TO him by anxious passengers
There are nine questions. he says. that
are invariably asked him on each Yoy
age as soon as the ship leaves port
These are.
"Haye you ever been shipwreeked
Are there any whales in this latitude
What tips should one give. and TO
whom? How many times have you
crossed the Atlantic? What is the best
cure for seasiekness7 Why are they
always painting the shipi VIII you
let me come up on the bridge one day
Do you remember my cousin who
crossed over with you in -3 / sup
pose the passengers ask you a great
many silly questions?"
Another very common inquiry Is;
where is the nearest land?" One
harassed captain. on being asked this
question for about the hftieth time
pointed over the vessels side and
biandly replied;
Madam. the nearest land Is at the
bottom OF the sea-"
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08
LEGAL INFORMATION


For violating the statute providing
that BARRIERS shall be licensed and reg
istered before being allowed to engage
in tonsorial toll. appellant in Jackson
VS.. State, III Southwestern Reporter
SIS. was convicted. The law eXempts
students in the university and BARRIERS
in small towns. Its purpose Is to in
sure efficiency in the BARRIERS and by
gienic conditions IN their establish
ments. The statute was declared un-
constitutional by the Texas Court Of
Criminal Appeals on the ground that
II was contrary to the provision pro
hibiting taxation OF mechanical EN-.
ployments, and that by its exceptions
It became discriminatory because the
evils intended to be prevented could
as easily arise in an institution Of
learning or a hamlet as in the frescoed
parlors of a metropolis.
A Missouri statute prohibits courts
from punishing contempts by fine ex.
ceeding $50 or Imprisonment for more
than ten days. In Chicago, b. & q.
Ry. Co. vs.. Gildersleeve, lis South.
western Reporter SO, Il appeared that
appellant had dlsregarded an iniunc-
tion forbldding his trafilc In partly
used railroad tickets, and had been
sentenced to fifteen days imprison.
ment for contempt Appellant relied
on the statute. and expressed the fear
that unless the statute we're recognized
as constitutional the courts could ex.
ercise their power TO punish for con.
tempt in an arbitrary and oppressive
manner The Missouri Supreme Court
held that as the court was created by
the constitution. and had inherent
power to punish for contempt. allow.
ing the Legislature 10 regulate this
power would be permitting the legls.
lative body to exercise functions prop.
erly belonging to the judicial. Three
Judges dissented.
In United States ex rel. Atty Gen.
va. Delaware a H. Co 20 Supreme
Court Reporter. b27. the statute pro.
hibitlnR railroads from transporting
In Interstate commerce commodities
manufactured. mined or produced by
them. or In which they were directly
or indirectly Interested. was construed.
three Justices dissenting from the
courts opinion. The Federal Supreme
Court held. In substance. that although
railroad corporation could not trans.
port the product OF ita own mines.
yet II could control a corporation en-.
gagged exclusively In mining. and
transport the mineral for the corpora.
tlon which Il owned or controlled. I.
that the ownership OF railway car.
ricr OF stock In n bona flde corporation
producing coal was not the interest In
the commodity forbidden the carrier.
The court illustrates Ia deduction
thus: Ascarrier mines and produces
and owns coal an u result thereof. II
sells the coal 10 A. II Ia impotcnt 10
move II for account OF A. In interstat,
commerce because OF the prohibition oI
the statute. The same carrier becomes
n dealer In coal. buys and sells coal q
A. This coal Il may transport In In
terstate commerce. Thus II the ruly
OF literal Interpretation were applied
this incongruity would result. aud th,
intention could hardly have been e
offer an incentive TO a carrier 20 be
come a buyer and seller OF commodi
/ ties which II transported.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08
USED FOR A GOOD THING,
icwinE Machine and Gas Rang,
Demonstrators Imposed Upon.

IcwinE Machine and Gas HanGs
Demonstrators Imposed Upon.
mo ones up against feminine guile
80 much as demonstrators OF sewing
machines and gas ranges, said young
woman who makes her living In this
way, but the times practically over
when women can impose upon us as
they used 10 do. Companies have had
to come to the rescue and make rules
Just to outwlt the women who want
demonstrators to take the places Of
dressmakers and cooks. It's now stipu
lated Just what demonstrators can dc
and what they can refuse to do.
mo one would believe the things
demonstrators are asked TO do. simply
because our services are TO be had fof
the asking. l remember when / was
demonstrating for a sewing machine
company Il was a common experience
to have a paper pattern and some ma
terlal given me with directions to make
an entire garment as test Of the good
qualities Of the machine | was repre-
sentlng.
Oht NNiiidh hbtu W hthu loi u hoih
onstrator every time che had dress
maker in the house. She'd say that the
machine didn't work we'll. and while J
was testing the stitch she would give
me some endless fiounce TO hem.
Another great scheme Of the same
woman was 10 ask TO he taught how
to tuck. Shed produce an entire waist
and want me 10 tuck Il as specimen
Of the work the machine could do.
with gas ranges Il Is sometimes q
luncheon party women want help with
and it's cheaper TO send for demon
strator than to pay for an extra helper
I'll never forget the woman who want
cd ms to make and fry croquettes fol
her luncheon party on the ground that
this would demonstrate to her mex
perienced maid just how TO regulate
the flame.
Making pies and cakes was IN
vorite task for demonstrators before
the rule was made forbidding us to dc
any mixing Of materials. and the en-
tire weeks baking was often left foi
us. Even now it's not an unusua.
thing 20 have n demonstrator sent foi
every time n woman gets green maie
who caii't cook. and we seem 20 b,
considered sort OF combination oi
cooking teacher and gas demon
strator."
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08
REVEALS WEALTH.
uich Veins Of ore Laid Dare by Raii.
road builders Ga Canada.


road builders Ia Canada.
New treasure ilelds. hitherto thought
inaccessible. have been opened by the
building OF the Grand Trunk Pacihc
Railroad In Canada. Paraileling. 10
some extent. the discovery OF Cobalt,
the gouging out OF n rock cut on the
Height OF Land. about 100 miles eaa,
OF Coehrane. has brought 10 light q bis
eeam OF copper that promises 10 make
lite owners. who are railroad mon, prao'
tieaily milllonaires. Other mon work.
ing on construction or other work nee
oasary 10 the building OF n great rail
road have made discoveries OF silver
and gold. the existence OF which had
boon only suspected. An II II. the fndl
reported have been made close 10 the
right OF way. or on waterways travelled
nrat by railroad engineers and survey
ora. and now BY men engaged In TAX
Ing In construction supplies.
AA only the edges OF these vast un
proapeoted tracts adjoining the rail
road have been touched. Il remains for
this summer 10 disclose what wealth
the interior holds. With the resump
tion OF steamboat navigation on the
Abitibi. which will put the district In
close touch with the outside. will como
complete confirmation and details OF
the new discoveries that have caused
such deep interest IN mining circles.
sun another government railroad.
the Temlskaming and Northern ontAr,
10. constructed for the purpose OF gly-
ing ready access 10 the fertile farm
ing lands OF New Ontario. has diselos,
ed mineral wealth that has caused as,
rieultural exploitation 10 become a sec
Ondary interest, for Il now appears
that this railroad will be tremendous
factor In the growth OF the mining in
dustry In the newly arriving north.
lands OF Quebec province. In Quebec
win be found the same compositions
and the same Judgments Of mineral as
In Ontario. and the forestation and
travelling methods are Identical.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08
SWIMMING STROKE FOR WOMEN
"AustraIian Crawl" Now IL Popular
with Modern water Nymphs.

"AustraIiRn Crawl" Now u Popular
with Modern water Nymphs.
"Leander wasn't much OF swimmer
n Il bothered hLm any 10 swim the
Hellespont." said Swimming Instructor
@. II, Corsan OF the Brookline munlel,
pal baths.
"NOw. II Lsander had used the Aus
tralian crawl" Mr.. Corsan continued.
instead OF the old'iashioned breast
Stroke he'd have been across the Hell
lespont before he knew he was start
ed"
Instructor Corsan has been telling
/ BrOOkline swimmers that they don't
know what swimming is II they don't
know the Australian crawl the Bos'
ton Herald says THE Australians
didn't invent this stroke. In the Brit
ish museum there Is a basrelief OF
some AlsyTians crossing a riyer-men,
women and ehlldren-with their enc
mies shooting arrows at them from thu
bank. Those Assyrians-and heaven
knows how old the basrelief ls-are
employing this Australian crawl as
plain as day, They'd laugh 10 see rs
houndering along with our clumsy
breast stroke. The Australian crawl
is the only thing for ease. grace. speed
and hygiene. It's great exercise for
the shoulder and arm muscles. yet
there Is no EFFORT 10 Il.
ION that account it's a fine thing
for girls and women. Up In Toronto.
which is my native city, l have been
teaching the girls this crawl They
got tired OF being taken out canoeing
In Toronto hay, having the canoe up
set and being left by the fellows to
drown or get ashore as best they
might, No, Toronto boys aren't more
ungallant than any others. They're
about alike anywhere. But Toronto
girls decided they'd learn 10 swim for
themselves, They are experts, too"
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08

Meyerbeer. like Handel. composed
best in a thunderstorm. lie had a
room made at the top Of his house
with glass roof and sides, so that he
might enjoy these conditions to the
full whenever they presented them.
selves. II is said that no beast of the
field. no raven or nlghtjar, could scent
the approach Of a storm more uner.
ringly than Meyerbeer, and nothing
was allowed TO interfere with his soli.
tary enjoyment of Il when It arrived.
wherever he was he would leave at
the first premonltory rumble.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08

A distinguished foreigner visiting
EPSON Downs In Thaekeray's company
noticed. ST. James Budget afirms
many men dressed as sailors who were
not. 20 native and experienced eyes.
the real article.
"Ah." said the visitor. ''these are. !
suppose. what you call your British
tarsg"
"oh. no." replied Thaekeray. "only
Epsom salta"
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08
BiIi0usness

'I have used your valuable cascarets
and I fnd them perfect. Couldn't do
without them. have used them for
some time for indigestion and biliousness
and am now completely cured. Recon-
mend them to everyone. Once tried, you
will never be without them in the
family. Edward A. Marx. Albany, NY.
Pleasant Palatabls, Potent Taste Good.
Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe.
iOc. 25c. b0c. Never sold in bulk The Fen-
uine tablet stamped g G g. Guaranteed TO
cure or your money back
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08
women's Curiosity ia a shoeshop

"WOmen are proYerbially curious" ,"
said the shoe salesman, but | think
they show II more In a shop Of this
sort than anywhere else. Al times
it's hard 10 get customers atten.
tion, she's so busy watching what the
women on either side are buying
And when a sale is completed and a
woman walks out with her new boots
on, watch the others. Every eye is
fixed on the newly clad feet. and II
the wearer happens 10 be smartly
dressed therell be a sudden demand
from the others TO be shown shoes OF
the same type. | think it's for that
reason that women are so particular
about not having holes In their stock.
ings when they buy shoes. Men don't
seem to care.p-New York Sun.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08
Caunl I'm.

let me on" said tho professor. at
Minute street"
Don't know OF any such street on
this line. sir" answered the conductor
Il suppose you call Il 'siKty-see-
ond.'" rejoined the professor; nut
what Ia the diftsFshes7"
Whereby the professor made another
lifelong enemy.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08
A RiOtous Pack.

Eliza Eben-I tell ye that it's ex
cessive indulgence In pleasure that
kills 80 many men,
Uncle Ezra-You're right on that
Eben. Those fellows that stop up I'LL
Q o'clock pitchin' quoits by lantern
light won't realize II till their eyes be
gin 70 fail 'em-Puck.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08
The FIrst Thousand.

tits the first thousand dollars that's
hard TO get"
That's right" assented the owner
Of the garage. after you separate
'em from that, they'll loosen TO any
extent. t."-Loulsyille Courier Journal.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08
rernIenInn Cnss.

Professor latter calling on Blank
and waiting for him 10 reeitel Seems
20 me. Blank. you ought 10 be able Ia
answer my question, with all the
prompting you're getting back there.
Blank-well. professor, there's such
a difference Of opinion around me
that The Gargoyle.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08

"I understand you have fine track
team here" said the visitor TO the man
who was showing him over the col
lege campus. What individual holds
most Of the medalsY'
The town pawnbroker." answered
his guide after due deliberation.-Buf
falo Express.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08
sIIEht coeIne.s netweea Thsa Ne,..

Mrs. Jenner Lee Ondego-Do you
know. ! have never seen my husband
without his beard. Some day I am go
ing 20 ask him 10 shave Il on. so l can
see what he really looks like.
Mrs. Seldom Holme-O. noi don't CO
thati Youll be sorry. knew him be-
fore hs ever had any beard.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08

Anxious Chaperon On Washington
Are you sure, my dear, that It Is good
form to go to the top of the Washing
ton monument
Her Fair Charge-O, yes. ma cherc.
That Is one OF the regular society coll
umna
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08
Japanese PubIie ovens.

Most OF the cooking OF the japanese
cities Is done in public ovens. which
are maintained at convenient places
At moderate cost 70 patronA
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08
HI. Qualification.

"Fd like to get a Job on = newspa'
per"
Had any experience as a Journal
Ltg"
"None."
"Then what could you do on a news
paperG"
Seems 10 me that could dish out
excellent advice OF some kind."-Louls'
VILE Courler-IournRl,
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08

ohiy oae More Resource.
Elderly Unele--Spent your entire
patrimony. have you, Archibaldf Gone
through eysrything2
Scapegraes Nephew-Yes. unclei ev-
srything but the bankruptcy court
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08

Bees were unknown 20 the Indians.
but they we're brought over from Eng
land only a few years after the land
ing OF the Pilgrim Fathers.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08

When a man gets TO be dish wash
err, he has reached about the lowest
round on the ladder
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08

Rankln-Theres one thing that
hasn't gone up In price, anyway. I can
still (pun) buy a scent cigar for Il
nickel.
Fyie-I see you can. Phewi
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08

II heard your dad say like the devil
the other day"
MY dad has a right to talk about the
devil. He's preacher."-Chicago
Tribune.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08
A IIeavyweiEht.

"And then" she said, In telling OF
tho romantic episode. she sprang TO-
his arms"
"She dldG"
"Of course. DO you doubt ~"
"Oh. no." he replied, but after SEQ
ing her I can't help thinking that IL
must have Jared him quite a Bit
Chicago Post
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08
Fatal defect.

iofnt nftefts
II have chance TO marry an old
man who has lots OF money"
"Why don't you?"
"He hasn't any bad habits and comeN
OF a long-llyed family, y,"-chleago Rec
ord Herald.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08

RED, Weak, Weary, wntery Eyes.
Murine For Your Eye Troubles You VIII
Like Murine. IL soothes. SOC ut Your
DruRgists Write For Eye Books. Free.
Murine Eye Remedy Co. Chicago.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-07-08

Mothers win find Mrs. winslov's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy W use for their ohtidres
during the teothing period.