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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-06-17

Ten-year-old Ira Cunningham, son
of a farmer in a remote section of
Pennsylvania, known as Ringdale, had
a fight with two huge bald eagles for
his life, and he will carry the marks
of their talons to the grave He was
returning home from school when two
eagles swooped down upon him, knock
ing him down and attacking him
with great fury They repeatedly
sank their talons in his shoulders and
tried to carry him away. The boy
fought pluckily and, getting hold of
a club, resisted the birds so sturdily
that they abandoned the attempt and
sailed away.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-06-17
SPLINTERS.

Crate grinding horse-radish.
1t is a mistake to aim too high with
a short-range gun.
A level-headed man is not necessari-
ly flat-headed man.
If you don't ask for too much you
will find more cheerful givers.
Bowers-She was safe in challenging
that fellow TO guess her age. Powers
Who is he? Bowers-The weather
man,
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-06-17
Cash ana Credit.

Father, what it meant by bank
ruptcy%
Bankruptcy Is when you put your
money in your hip pocket and let your
creditors take your coat. Fliegende
Blaetter.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-06-17

Why do you smoke cigarettes"
Why not? Robert Louis Stevenson
smoked theml"
"Yes-but he went and lived on the
island Of Samoa while he did it"--
cleveland Leader.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-06-17

Rich Fataer-Whea ! was a young
man OF your age ] was compelled 10
keep an accurate expense account and
wasn't allowed to be out at night later
than II o'clock
Son and Heir Sorry 20 hear IL. gov-
erHor; your father couldn't trust you
as safely as you can trust me
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-06-17

A can Of succotash beneath a bough,
Some turnips, beans, and peas for me
and thou!
The while the Meat Trust howls in
futile woe
We're learning to eat vegetables now
Boston Traveller.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-06-17
Are They Rnrns

Mr.. Penman-It is computed that 70
persons are born every minute.
Mrs. Penman-And from observa-
tion, should say that large proper
tion of this number consider them
selves poets.-Yonkers Statesman.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-06-17

Or. Pierce's Pellets. small, sugar.
coated, easy TO take as candy. regulate
and invig3rate stomach, liver and bow
els and cure constipation.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-06-17

did you uncle mention you in his
will?"
Yes; in very uncomplimentary
terms. louisville CoUrier.Journal.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-06-17

Bonser-oId Duuhoover is as close Is
the bark on tree, and be never for
gets anything
Eatterson-You're right, on bo.h
counts Even if he merely wants 10
remember something he charges his
mind" with fl.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-06-17

Don't spoil your clothes Use Russ bleach
ing blHe and keep them white as snow zoe
o package aT ErUgaF~.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-07-01
GOLF PROGRAMME
GOOD SCHEDULE ARRANGED FOR
STATE TOURNEY.
SERIES BEGINS ON JULY IL
Dick Cavanagh of kenosha, Holder of
the State Championship, VIII Not
Compete This Year.

Plans were completed at Kenosha for
the greatest gathering Of Badger golfers
in the history of the game. The state
tournament Of Wisconsin golfers Is to
be held at La Crosse on the links Of the
Shagticoke Country club beginning July
u and continuing for five days. 1t is
expected that no less than 200 entries
will be received for the state champion
ship match. Dick Cavanagh Of the
Kenosha club. present holder Of the
state championship, has twice won the
tournament, and he has announced that
he will not defend the title again this
year. This will leave the field open to
bunch of golfers who had been over
awed with the prowess Of the twice
champion in the past. The detailed
programme for the state meet Is as fol-
lows:
Tuesday, July II, . p. m.-Yule cup
Team Of five players from each club
To be eighteen holes, match play
against DOGGY, the cup to be in the GUS
tody Of the club having the winning
team, each member Of the winning team
to receive gold medal.
Wednesday, July Is, s a. m.-Quali-
flying round at 18 holes, medal play.
The first 16 qualify for the champion
ship. The second 16 qualify for the
presidents cup. The third Is qualify
for the directors cup. A cup will be
given for the low qualifying score.
Thursday, July ID, 8 a. m.-First Is
holes, match play, championship. First
18 holes, match play, presidents cup
First IL holes, match play, directors
cup. Consolation cup for those not
qualifying in any Of above flights at IL
holes, medal play, handicap.
Friday, July Is, 8 a. m.-Second IS
holes, match play, championship. First
10 holes, match play, presidents
cup. SECOND 10 holes, match play, presi-
dents cup. First 10 holes, match play,
secretarys cup. Second IS holes.
match play, directors cup. First Is
holes, match play. treasurer's cup. First
IS holes, choice score" handicap.
2 p. m.-Semi-fnals, match play,
championship. Semi-f1nals, match play,
vtce-president's cup, Semi-finals, match
play, presidents cup. Semi-fnals,
match play, secretary's cup. Semi
finals, match play, directors cup Semi
finals, match play. treasurer's cup.
Second 10 holes, "choice score" handi-
cap. First IS holes, age limit (5O)
handicap, medal play. Two-ball four
some handicap, IS holes, medal play.
8 D. m.-Annual meeting W. s. G, a,
election Of officers.
Saturday, July 16. a. m.--Finals, 36
holes, match play, championship
Finals, SO holes, match play, vice
presidents cup. Finals, So holes, match
play, presidents cup. Finals, SO holes,
match play, secretary's cup. Finals, 36
holes, match play, directors cup.
Finals. SO holes, match play, treasurers
cup. Second 1S holes, age limit (5O),
handicap, medal play. Match Is holes
against Col. Bogey. handicap. Social
matches.
8 D. REPRESENTATION Of cups.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-07-01
SKIN HUMoR rs YEARS

"Gaticura did wonders for me. For
twenty-five years suffered agony
from a terrible humor, completely COW
ering my. head, neck and shoulders, so
even to my wife, ] became an object
Of dread. At large expense consult
ed the most able doctors far and near.
Their treatment was Of no avail, NOR
was that Of the - Hospital, during
six months efforts. I suffered ON
and concluded there was no help for
me this side Of the grave. Then /
heard Of some one who had been cured
by Cuticura Remedies and thought
that a trial could do no harm. In q
surprisingly short time was CONE
pletely cured. s. p. Reyes, lat Con-
gress St., Boston. Mass, Oct II, '09."
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-07-01
An Extenuatlnq Condition.

When John Corbett, the Chicago
contractor and well-known Democratic
politician, was associated with Georg'
w. Jackson in the construction of thu
various Chicago tunnels he took per
sonal interest in his employees, partic
ularly where the character of the worl
was dangerous.
During the construction of the sub
way Mr.. Corbett noticed two Of hi
men-Jim Clancy and Mike Casey
carelessly shifting couple Of cans O
dynamite to another section Of thu
tunnel.
Here, boys, look here" warned MI
Corbett, you've got to be more care
full with that dynamite. You're han
ding 1t like bucket Of mortar. Why
don't you know the last time Their
was a dynamite explosion here tel
men were killed."
"Shure, Mister Corbett," whispere'
Clancy, "'twon't be so bad this time
There's only two av us" -Mack's Ma
tional Monthly.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-07-01
WISCONSIN LUMBER MEN
INVITED TOALAKE TRIP
Meeting of the Michigan Re-
tail Dealers.

The members Of the Wisconsin Re
tail Lumber Dealers association have
been invited, with their friends, to join
the lake trip Of the Michigan Lumber
Dealers association July 14-1S, and
then take in the annual meeting Of
the Michigan association in Detroit
July Is, 10 and 90
, During the convention the lumber
dealers will be given trip up the river
and through Lake st. Clair to the fam
GUS st. Clair flats, 1.-THE Venice Of
America" and then down stream again,
past the city of Detroit, to Bots Blanc
("Bobbelow") island, where the river
runs into Lake Erie. After supper on
the island the steamer will return to
Detroit.
For the trip to Detroit Wisconsin
dealers will board the Goodrich liner
Georgia Thursday evening, July II, at
Milwaukee, going via Green Bay to
Mackinac Island and the 500. Return
ing to Mackinac Island they will be
transferred to the steamer Northland
Of the Northern Steamship company,
which will take them from Mackinac
to Detroit. The trip will consume three
and one-half days, bringing the excur-
sionists to Detroit at IL :15 Monday
forenoon, in ample time to join the
sightseeing tour Of the Michigan retail
ers Monday afternoon, July Is.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-07-01
The Track Of the Storm.

The following essay on "a thur
derstorm" by twelve-year-old authO
was given to the Manchester (Eng
land) Guardian for publication:
THE usual sign of thunderstorm
Is the rapidly darkening sky. After
few seconds has elapsed a peal o
thunder makes the very earth culver
while the trees tremble and thu
houses shake. Another second and {
flash of lightning wildly crosses thu
sky, lighting the whole earth for ;
moment, and then down gushes thu
rain till it touches the earth, and thu
wind rustles silently through the trees
Then ensues struggle between wa
ter and the things that bar it's rusl
down the mountainside. Houses ant
cattle and women and children are al
swept away by it's impetuous rush
leaving everything behind desolat'
waste Many lives are lost through
thunderstorm, and many silver ant
gold medals won by people who gal
lantly rescue other people at the risl
of their own lives. When at last thu
turbulent torrent has stopped, leav
ing destruction everywhere, it nttl,
thinks of the damage 1t has done, an,
1t Is heartrending to hear the cries o
the little ones who have no home. nj
father and no mother"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-07-01
HONORS MEMORY OF FRIENr
Annual Tribute Proves How Strong
Was the Attachment Between
Two Opposite Characters.

No finer tribute to the friendship
that existed between two men wa!
ever paid than the silent tribute
which Captain Henry c. Hathaway
the veteran whaling skipper of New
Bedford, pays each Decoration day
to his friend John Boyle O'Reflly, wht
died in 1890.
For 20 years this sea captain hat
been coming up from New Bedfort
each Memorial day to lay a wreath OF
the grave of his friend in Holyhoot
cemetery, Brookline, Mass, and this
year in company with Judge M. G
Murray. he performed the same duty
for 1t long ago became q duty with
him.
1t was Captain Hathaway who atdet
John Boyle O'Reilly to escape from
the British penal colony at Bunbury
Australia, in 1869.
There Is something romantic and
very much out Of the ordinary In thfi
friendship of those two men who me'
as total strangers O'Reilly, hunted
felon in the Australian bush. and
Henry C. Hathaway, first mate Of thu
whaling bark Gazelle from New Bed
ford He took his own life In hi
hands the day he rescued O'Reilly
and he saved the latter from dealt
on two occasions thereafter.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-07-01
NO CHIMNEY IN THIS HOUSE
Heating, Lighting, and All Other
Necessary Things Of the Kind
Done by Electricity.

According to the Technical World
Magazine a citizen Of Schenectady
N. Y, without waiting for the impor
tunittes Of designing statesmen, built
handsome residence in which there
was no chimney, furnace, register, ra
diator, baseburner, gas fixtures or
cook stove. By making inquiries OF
the coal dealer, the contractor and the
local electric light company, and then
doing few simple sums in arithme,
tic, he established the fact that cleo
trio heating, cooking and lighting ap
pliances could be installed as cheaply
as the usual steam heating outfit and
coal or gas ranges with their neces
sary chimneys, and that the cost OF
operation would be as low, or at least
that any small increase would be
more than Offset by enhanced comfort
and convenience. When this mode
electric house was described to the
New York Electric society the fac
was developed that it was by nc
means the only one Of its kind.
Other houses at Schenectady anf
elsewhere have been heated success
fully by electricity, though some o.
them, having been built before thu
dawn of the electric era, may have
leftover chimneys, steam radiators
and other relics of a less advanced
age.
In fact, tireless inventors have
made electricity in the household az
handy as the provrbial pocket in &
shirt. With an electric outfit house
keeping becomes a delight.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-07-01
HAS REMARKABLE CAREER.
Washburn Mayor Is Socialists Choice
for Secretary of State---Three
Years With Party.

washburn.-The rise into promi-
nence Of Gustav a. Herring. the So
eialist mayor of this city, has been re-
narkable, it being only three years
since Mr.. Herring first cast his lot with
that organization. Largely to his
efforts Is due the growth Of the So
cialist party here. Last spring the So
cialists nominated him for mayor. 1t
vas known that he was popular and
that he would be able to pull many
votes from the other parties, The fight
that he went into was three cornered,
but with what assistance he received
from the other factions he was able
to muster votes enough to place him
In the lead.
Mr.. Herring has made good officer
for the city, trying to accomplish his
ends with as little friction as possible,
and has been able to get through the
eouncil a number Of social reform
measures, Mr.. Hering's work has been
mainly along the line Of changes that
would benefit the laboriHg man such as
4 raise In salary for some of the off,
GERS, and shorter hours for city EN-
ployes generally, but all Of the time
demanding that the city employees
should give in return a full days work.
The Socialist party of the state at
It's meeting held in Milwaukee recently.
nominated him for secretary Of state.
The Socialists are now planning on
putting I'D an entire ticket In the coun-
" this fall.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-07-01
WINSLOW WARNS GRADUATES.
Chief Justice Addresses Twenty-three
Candidates for tho Bar.

Twenty-three members Of the law
class of 1910, University Of Wisconsin,
were admitted to the bar in open SEES
sion of the supreme court. The class
was presented to the court by Dean
Harry s. Richards Of the college Of law,
and Chief Justice J. B. Winslow made
a brief formal address, an innovation
in the practice in Wisconsin. Follow
ing are the names of the class adj
mitted:
Henry w. Brown, Madison; Charles
T. Peck, Milwaukee; Albert J. Lobb,
Ripon; Leo o. Luedke, Milwaukee !;
Walter B. Murat, Stevens Point;
George w. Blanchard, Colby; Joseph
L. Bidnarek, Beaver DAM Karl e.
Steinmetz, Madison; John J. Colignon,
Sturgeon Bay; Winifred D. Haseltine,
Mazomanie Charles F. Milman, Mil
waukee; Joseph D. barrow, Argyle;
Frederick A. Smith, Chippewa Falls;
Oscar Rademaker, Madison; Archibald
T. Dean, Gresham; Oliver S. Rundell,
Livingston: Rudolph E. Puchner, Wit
tenberg; Stephen ]. Regency, Sc1oto
Mills, ILL.,; John P. Ford, Rosendale;
Charles w. Stark, Jr., Tiffany ;
Charles Forester Smith, Madison; Fred
W. Dohmen, James A. Johnson, En-
NETT Donnelly, Milwaukee.
The court heard few formal mo-
lions, reappointed T. G. Richmond as
member of the board Of law examiners
for a term of five years and adjourned
for the term. The court will meet
Aug. 8.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-07-01
Carroll Wants More Money.

An effort to raise 100000 within the
next two years was decided upon in the
annual meeting of the board Of di-
rectors Of Carroll college, Waukesha,
100000 to be used for building and
property improvements and the balance
to be added to the endowment fund.
With the exception Of DR.. w. L. Ran
kin, vice-president and instructor in
Latin, and Prof. B. w. Clayton, vocal
instructor, all the members Of this
years faculty have been re-engaged for
next year. DR.. Rankin has been i'll for
the last six months and 1t is improbable
that he will be able to I'LL his chair the
next year, and Prof. Clayton has not
definitely accepted his old position as
vet.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-07-01
HAS TWO SETS OF OFFICERS
Hudson's Rival Fire and Police Com
missions Preparing to Assume
Duties July |.

Hudson's two police and fire commits
sions are girding up their loins pre-
paratory to taking charge of the police
and fire departments on July 1. Each
commission proposes to stick to the
finish.
One commission was appointed by
Acting Mayor Casanova, while Mayor
Utman was out Of the state. Upon the
latter's return he appointed another
commission. The matter will be brought
to a focus when the officers bring their
bills to the city council for approval.
The council will pay one set only, and
the others will have to test the matter
in the courts If they desire to continue
the fight.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-07-01
ADDITIONS TO FACULTY.
University of Wisconsin Changes Are
Announced.

Important appointments to the facul-
tyj Of the University Of Wisconsin have
been announced. A professOrship Of
manual arts in the course for the train
ing Of teachers was established with a
view Of preparing teachers in manual
training for the public schools and
Prof. F. D. Crawshaw Of the Univers-
ity of Illinois was elected to the new
chair.
DR.. J. A. e. Eyster Of the University
of Virginia was made professor Of
physiology to succeed Joseph Erlanger,
who resigned Prof w. w. Cook Of
the law school presented his resigna-
ton In order to accept a professorship
In the University Of Chicago law
school.
Prof. Robert b.. Scott Of the depart
ment. Of political science was trans
ferred to the college Of, law to fill the
vacancy thus created. Edward ]. Ward,
now professor Of social science and
play grounds In. the city Of Rochester,
N. Y, was appointed acting secretary
Of the welfare department of the ex-
tension division to begin work about
July 1. Half of his time will be de-
voted to carrying out some Of the work
in the city Of Milwaukee.
Coach 70. H. Ten Eyck was reappoint-
ed instructor in physical training for
men. The resignation Of DIR. Ernst @.
Meyer as assistant professor Of polit-
ical science was accepted and M. 8.
Dudgeon and S. T. Lowry were ap-
pointed instructors In the department.
Among the minor instructors named
was Chester Allen to the extension di-
vision Of Milwaukee district.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-07-01
FIND BADGERS HOARD.
Party of Spokane, WASH, Campers
Discover Fortune.

discover + OTCune.
INQUIRY is being made In the western
part Of the state for one Claude Par
sons or Parker. A party Of campers
from Seattle, Wash, were engaged in
hauling a gigantic cedar log upon the
beach of Lake Washington to be con-
verted into f1rewood when what ap-
peared to be a huge cork or plug at
tracted their attention. One ran for
the ak and the log was split into two
pieces.
The plug was found to have acted
as q door of safety vault where, some
logger nearly twenty years ago had
deity hidden his accumulated savings.
There were 5000 in gold, $6S in silver
and $500 In currency. Several money
orders for 500 each were also rolled
ND inside the currency. The name,
though dim, on the postoff1ce money or
ders, appears to be Claude Parsons or
Parker and they are payable in the
postoffice at Eau Claire, Wis. The
date the money orders bear is April,
1891.
Efforts will be made to find the right
full owner Of the hoard. Many stories
are told Of the prodignality with which
loggers handled their money In the
halcyon days Of logging. A favorite
bank was TO make boom augur hole
In a big timber. Into this hole was
dumped the gold, silver and paper and
a big plug tightly driven into the top
Of the hole The plug was then sawed
off plumb with the bark and the cached
wealth left until wanted. Many Of
these improvised banks were swept
away by foods or We're destroyed In
forest fires.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-07-01
SAMPLES or COLLEGE HUMoR
Professors Somewhat Startling Re.
quest-Student PhiIosophy-CaFe-
full Wife's Warning.

college wishing to detain one, of the
students, said ooh, Miss --, may I
hold you minute after class"
This advice was given by one of the
students to her mates: "Gfrls, take
all the courses you can with the men
professors, for the women of the fac
ulty try to find out how much you
know, and the men try to show OFF
how much they know"
The wife of one of the professors
warned him as he went off to off1ciate
at a funeral one rainy day: Nov,
John, don't stand with your bare head
on the damp ground; you'll surely
catch cold. Life.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-07-01
From the Greek.

It is said of the Inhabitants Of Iasus
of Caria that when a certain harper
was performing the people who were
listening heard the bell for the open
ing of the fish market, and rushed Oh.
with the exception of one man who
was little deaf. The harper, coming
up, addressed him thus: MY good sir.
am much fattered by your staying
to hear me when all the rest ran on
at the sound of bell" WHAT" said
he, has the f1sh-bell rung? Then I'm
off too. Good-by"-Strabo.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-07-01
Coming in RELAYS,

Twins were born to Mrs. O'Brien.
When the first one was born the nurse
called Jimmy and said:
Tell your aunt to come right over.
The stork has brought you little
brother"
The aunt could not come~over imme-
diately. In a half hour the nurse
called Jimmy again and said:
Run over and tell auntie the stork
has brought you another brother"
Jimmy ran to his aunt's house and
said:
"Auntie, the stork has brought an
other brother. / wonder how many he
will bring before night"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-07-01

decided dropsical symptoms such as
swelling of my feet and ankles and my
heart palpitated violently. After doc
toring without benefit, began with
Doan's Kidney Pills and when had
used two boxes I was as well as ever"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents a
box Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-07-01
TAKE A FooTRArH TONIGHT

After dissolving one or two Aliens Foot
In the water. 1t will take out all soreness,
smarting and tenderness, remove foot
odors and freshen the feet. Aliens Foot
sweating or inf1amed feet and hot nerv-
BUSINESS Of the feet at night. Then for
comfort throughout the day shake Aliens
Foot Ease the antiseptfc powder into -FOUR
shoes Sold everywhere 25c. Avoid SUBJ
stitutes. Samples Of Aliens Footballs
mailed FREE or our regular size sent by
mail for 25c. Address Allen s. Olrnsted.
Leroy, N. Y.
Foot Tabs for Foot-Tubs."
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-07-01

Mrs. M. A. Gam
blin, Russellyille,
Ark, says: Il was
in such bad shape
from kidney disease
that I gave up hope
of my recovery. /
could rest neither
night or day, the
pains in my back
nearly driving me
frantic. There were
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-07-01
Nothing Doing.

A traffic policeman stood on thu
edge of large crowd, trying to keel
a passage clear on the sidewalk
pedestrian stopped, and after craninl
his neck fruitlessly, asked:
whats the trouble, boss?"
"A man dropped dead"
"Oh. is that all? I thought it wa
a fight"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-07-01

Be patient with everyone, but above
all with yourself. I mean. do not be
disturbed because Of your imperfec-
tons. and always rise bravely from a
fall.-Francis de Sales.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-07-01
Is Centenarian Now.

Mrs. Anna Lehman, "Appleton's
grand old woman" celebrated her one
hundredth birthday anniversary re-
Gently. Mrs. Lehman declares her
health is as good as 1t was a quarter
Of q century ago.