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The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06
SCRATCHED so SHE COULD
NOT SLEEP

II write to tell you how thankful I
am for the wonderful Cuticura Rem
edies. My little niece had eczema for
five years and when her mother died
I took care of the> child. It was all
over her face and body, also on her
head. She scratched SO that she could
not sleep nights. used Cuticura
Soap to wash her with and then ap-
piled Cuticura Ointment did not
use quite half the Cuticura Soap and
Ointment, together with Cuticura Re-
solvent, when you could see change
and they cured her nicely. Now she
is eleven years old and has never been
bothered with eczema since. MY
friends think 1t is Just great the way
the baby was cured by Cuticura.
send you picture taken when she was
about 18 months old.
'She was taken with the eczema
when two years old. She was covered
with big sores and her mother had all
the best doctors and tried all kinds Of
salves and medicines without effect
until We used Cuticura Remedies. Mrs.
H. Herman, 663 Quincy St, Brooklyn.
N. T., Sept. q. 1909"
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06
Insuroent Republican. Meet.

Colorado Springs.-At meeting Of
"insurgent" Republicans Of the state
here Saturday, an opinion was
agreed to as a sort Of party platform.
M. D. Vincent of Paonia, who seeks the
Republican gubernatorial nomination
next fall. and who is stumping the
state in his own behalf. was present.
1t was decided to circulate this "opin-
ion," or declaration of principles,
among the Republicans of the state
for Endorsement. D. C. Burns Of Den.
yer was appointed temporary secretary
and it was announced that all Repub-
licans holding these principles are. in.
vited to correspond with him.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06
No Grade Crossings.

Greeley.-In order that there shall
be no grade crossings on the new
ey-Hudson-Denver branch of the
Burlington, an immense viaduct will
be built over the Union Pacific one
and one-half miles east of LaSalle. so
that the speed of Burlington trains
between Greeley and Denver will not
be affected by a grade crossing. The
Burlington will enter Greeley by a
tunnel under the Union Pacific tracks
This indicates that the Burlington will
run all limited passenger train through
Greeley. Right of way agents are pay
ing good prices for farm land through
which the road will run.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06
Picking a Career.

An amusing answer is told of an an.
swer given by London waif to a Sal.
vation Army captain. The Jealous Of.
ficer had asked the boy what work he
did to provide him with food. ETC., and
the reply was, Il pick Strawberries in
the summer, pick hops in the
autumn. pick pockets in the winter,
and oakum for the rest of the year.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06
Has Anyone Seen J. 8. Taylor?

Denver-Gov Shafroth has received
a letter from Mrs. Miriam Sophia Rey-
mer of Brooklyn, N. Y. asking him for
assistance in locating her brother. Jo-
seph Benjamin Taylor. She says
that matters have come up which will
be of great importance to him. Tay.
lor, according to the Letter, is about 7S
years of age, II he is living. Mrs. Rey-
mer's Brooklyn address is 5S5 Carlton
avenue.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06
A Real Argument.

They were talking about argument
not in the abstract but as applying
to domestic happiness. What do you
think is the most unanswerable ar.
gument you ever heard?" one bach
elor asked a married man.
That's very easy" he replied.
When your wife says, II they can
afford 1t we can,' there is no flaw in
that-and never will be."-Youth' 3
Companion.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06

using numerous remedies without re-
lief l was completely cured by Doan's
Kidney Pills. This seems remarkable
when you consider my advanced age"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06
Standley Lake Affairs.

Denver-The affairs of the Denver
Reservoir Irrigation Company, which
went into the hands of receivers June
6, are again in turmoil and the pres
ent indications are that Henry L. DOH
erty, president of the Denver Gas and
Electric Company, has practically won
in his efforts to secure control Of the
big irrigation project.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06
sociabiIity Cars Stalled.

Colorado Springs.-Fourteen cars of
the Sociability run containing sixty
people, arrived from Hutchinson, Kan,
via Canon City, at 1:35 p. m. Friday
and were stalled because Of bad
roads. The automobiles had intended
to push on to Denver, but because Of
the almost unprecedented rain, were
unable to proceed.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06

sage Of the kidney Sc.
constantly. the pas
cretions was irregu.
lar and my feet and
ankles were badly
swollen. Spots often
appeared before my
eyes and l became
yery nervous Aftar
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06
Don't Mention 1t.

The politest man in Boston collided
violently with another man on the
street. The second man was angry.
my dear sir" said the polite one,
with bow, Il don't know which of us
is to blame in this encounter. II ran
into you beg your pardon; If you ran
into me. don't mention it."-Success
Magazine.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06
Guard for Col. Roosevelt.

Denver.-Commande Thomas of the
Department Of the Colorado will prob
ably offer the services of regiment
of United States soldiers for the pro-
lection of the Press club in its efforts
to tender Col. Theodore Roosevelt a
cowboy luncheon in the Interstate
Fair grounds on Aug. 29th.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06
To Mark the cache la poudre,

Fort Collins.-The Daughters of the
American Revolution will unveil 3
monument Monday at Bellevue, max
ing the historic spot where French
trappers in 1886 buried their powder.
and built bonfire on the spot From
this incident the Cache la Poudre river
was given its name. The state officers
of the D. A. R. will be present.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06
It'a a wise child that knows It's own
foddR.
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis Jolly
to be nice.-Success Magazine.

"The only news I have to tell you.
wrote the Billville citizen, sis that the
river has riz and drowned all yer cat.
tie, an yer uncle has broke jail: like
wise the widder woman you was a go
in ter marry has ruined off with q
book agent. Outside Of these here
things. we air doin' well."-Atlanta
Constitution.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06
Marriage stopped by Killing.

Denver.-Celebratio for wedding
that was to have taken place Satur.
day came to sudden stop Friday ev.
ening when the bridegroom-to-be,
Thomas Scully. a ranch hand from
near Quinby, Colo, was stabbed and
killed by E. C. Jones. known as
"Humpy" Jones. The killing took
place in a little lunch car on Larimer
street. in which Jones was employed,
and was witnessed only by Annie
Thurston. who declares that she and
Scully were to have been married the
next day.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06
Union officer Accidentally Shot.

Oak Creek.-W. r. Black, treasurer
of the recently organized miners
union, was perhaps fatally shot in an
accident which occurred whole he was
hunting with three companions. One
Of them, Sam Klocks, stumbled and
fell. accidentally discharged his shot
gun. and the charge struck Black. who
was In advance.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06
Killing in Routt County.

Steamboat Springs:-Paul A. Clut-
ter was shot and killed Sunday morn
ing by o. P. Cant and Walter Miller,
on the Cant farm, seven miles west OF
here, after dispute regarding the
wages of Clutter and his three chill
dren for work on the place.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06
LArE
COLORADO
EvENrsa
EVENTS E 8
NJ. W. A. sanit,rium Fund.

M. w. A. Sanitarium Fund.
Colorado Springs.-The July report
in the Modern Woodmen, the official
organ OF that order. shows that $780,
25S.40 has been received to date in
voluntary contributions to the santa
rum in this city. There is a casn
balance of 341.2239O on hand.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06
RESTORED TO HEALTH.
AFTER Suffering With Kidney plsor.
ders for Many Years.

Mrs. John s. Way, 2os 8. sth St.
Independence. Kans., says: For
number of years l was a victim OF
dtsordered kidneys. NV hack .chod
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06
orseIey-Poudre Bond. LEGAL.

0rseley-Poudre Bonds Legal.
Greeley.-In the Greeley-Poudre Ir-
rigation district suit. which has occu-
pied the attention of the District
Court for fifteen days. Judge Garri-
gues found in favor of the irrigation
district in every way and confirmed
the bond issue of $5,10O,OOO.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06

One often wonders why the woman
members of burlesque show require
dressing rooms.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething. softens the guma reduces in
hammaton. .AllAys palm cures wind colo. 6c bottle
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06

The Fremont County fair at Canon
City will be held September 18th to
18th.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06
Taking Fathers Job.

why should you beg? You are
both young and strong"
THAT is right, but my father is old
and weak and can no longer support
me."-Meggendor Blaetter..
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06

plses1 ssywhsrs,A
lreess 3 kllls al hLA
Nsat,olsan. oruAneD-
tAl.coavenient, ,ehssA
Lasts All Season.
Nads of mstAl.oannss
spill Or Il p over. viii
not sol ior ibjurs any.
thing. Guaranteed se
fsctive. OfaiiA AsaleU
or ssntprspaid for10
HAROLD SOMEn
1sO DskAlb Ave.
Brooklyn. Few Yea
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06

Many budding genius has devel-
oped into a blooming idiot.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06
Generosity

Generally.
81 never deny my wife wish"
1ndeed?"
mo; let her wish. 1t doesn't cost
anything. Life.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-06

important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
The Detroit times., 1910-04-07

y BYEDMLIND VANCE, COOKE
THE LITTLE WHITE DACHsHUND.
Ccopyrlsht. 1910. by the Autnorl

BY the Storyman.
The little white dachshund went
smiling along the street, very hungry
and quite cold until he came 10 an
open kitchen. Such a warm, grateful
smell came waiting out that the
white dachshund slipped in behind
the range. where he lay and slept
quietly. occasionally peeping out
through n half-closed eye 10 watch
the French chef and his German as
sistant. The French chef was tall and
thin and sharp-eyed and the German
cook was round and short and very
near-sishted. The French chef did
the planning and directing and then
went out. leaving the little German
TO do the work.
The little dog watched and shifted
and soon found that there was roast
duck in the oven and suet pudding
In big kettle on top of the range.
Every time the little German opened
the oven such warm whiffs of roast
duck came out that the little dog
could scarce contain himself. and
every time the lid OF the big kettle
was taken of there was such lovely
steamy smell that the half-starved lit
tie dachshund could scarce keep from
jumping on top of the steve. Present
~ The cook lifted the big kettle down
very near 10 where the little dog lay
hiding When the cook turned away
the dachshund crept up TO the kettle
and poked the cover OFF with his nose.
Ciang, went the cover 10 the floor.
anu the cook came running. while the
little dog crept back behind the
range Bonner und blitzen." said
the cook. vas list los NIT der bud
ding? II jumps oop und its own cover
off knocks Keep sdill, budding, and
after a while you shall out get"
As soon as the cook had turned
away again the little dog crept out
and stuck his nose into the kettle. but
the water was hot and he ran back,
with a little yelp, knocking the bail
Of the kettle down as he retreated,
Keep sdill you fool budding. Vat
for you de hantle knock down und
make il 60 squeak
Again the little dog crept out and
put his forefeet on the top or the ket-
tie. which was cooler now. Then he
stretched his neck and tried TO reach
the pudding. but couldn't quite do II.
He nut his hind feet on the rim or
the kettle and tried to reach down,
but splash he fell into the water. Pc
sdll fool budding" called the cook,
don d 20 sploshin' so much around.
Now the kettle was very slippery
on the inside and the little dog could
not get out. and anyway he was busy
with the pudding. He ate and he ate
The Detroit times., 1910-04-07
MONEY READY WHEN NEEDED
Earnegle's Secretary Writes AssuT
snce 70 Public Library Board.

Following the receipt OF a letter
from James Bertram, private secre-
kary TO Andrew Carnegie. giving as
kurance that the $500 promised by
The iron magnate would he available
when needed. the library commits
|bioners, Wednesday afternoon. decid-
I'd to ask the common council 20 at
|bnce order n bond issue OF s250,0
*or the purchase OF sites for cen
Iral library and five branches. The
ID A. c. property. on which an option
has been secured. is considered very
Eavorably by the board il is said. "
Is estimated that the five branch sites
AN be secured at from $1,000 TO S.
Doc apiece.
King & Walker, the architects who
Resigned the Carnegie library In
Washington. have written the com
Emission asking that they be employed
10 draft the plans Several Detroit
architects have also made applca-
ion for the work.
Mr. Bertram's letter follows
EWhen w hear that you have sites
purchased and paid for. and as they
IRE purchased and paid for, and we
lee plans which can be approved for
building 10 be erected complete.
nd ready for occupancy. and for the
purpose intended. within the $4,000
promised. and the same amount for
8)ranch libraries, arrangements will
be- made for payments as work pro-
Xresses"
The Detroit times., 1910-04-07

and Nab began to cry before the play
got any further. When they bring In
the poor high priest---I can't say his
name. but IL sounds like that town
down i'm Ohio where Name Browns
sister ltvos Oh. yes. Ashtabula, that's
it-not the high priests name, but the
town. Mr.. Smarty this to the "Jerker'
from the soda fountain who had stop
ped to listen) Don't YOU butt-in-sky
again freshie. or there1l be somethln'
fall on YOU. see,
Where am ! ar? Oh. yes, az the
funeral Well. the poor high priest,
who's the queens brother, is brought
In dead and she's Just crazy about IT,.
She kind OF thinks the king has some
Thin 10 do with it. but amt sure till
he goes off 10 war or some place and
then she jollies the Teller that really
did the deed-he's the kings servant
till he tells her the truth. In the
next act back comes the king and say.
mebbe he don't get the frosty mltt
handed him by the queen. She won't
! have nOtnin' 10 do with him. Won't
kiss him or nothin He gets mad and
swears he'll make her. Say. Jen she
wore new kind OF mournin
and white and her hair was red and
hung right down below her waist. No,
| guess II wasn't her own. though Nab
said she had a friend linn over In
Windsor who had lovely red hair and
all her own. too The queens frost
makes Herod boil-funny. amt IL. how
II goes? And then his mother and
sister. who hate the queen. get busy.
The sisters name is Salome. but she
doesn't dance. she just helps TO get
poison In the kings wine. then they
both try to make the king believe II
was tho queen done IL. Say. I'd like
to have a cheerful family like that.
THE king tries to mako the queen
drink the wine herself and she's so
blue she's willin'. but before she can
The Detroit times., 1910-04-07

do il he dashes II TO the ground Her
relatives hate her so that they tell the
king all sorts OF scandalous things and
he SAYS he'll kill her 10 please 'em. in
the next act she's dead and the king IA
stark mad He won't believe the queen
is dead and keeps a'calIin' for her TIL
The black servants brings in her corpse
and when ne sees her lynn there 90
still and beautiful with her red hair
hangin TO- the floor ne gets struck
with somethin'. or other and can't
speak no more. Say. Jen. az was the
grandest show you ever saw and the
costumes were too swell tor anythin'
all Jewels and gold fringe. and the
nctin'-well, Mr. and Mrs: Faversham
can have me any time. Nab and me
could have slapped the kings mother
and sister for bein' so mean. Well.
so long. Jen. see you tomorrow
And thus Is art appreciated
The Detroit times., 1910-04-07
Drys Lose In Nebraska.

OMAHA. April THE Merchants
Il Manufacturers association in a
|,tatement issued yesterday says re-
urns have been received from 1876
,ities and villages OF Nebraska which
,oted on the license question. OF
hese 7G favored the wet policy. to
which number is added l3 wet this
rear, making n total of 50 wet towns
having a population OF III 1855.
The returns show that IL towns
having a population OF 1920 changed
rom the wet 10 the dry policy, while
5 towns, having a population of AZ.
rs changed from the dry to the wet
policy.
The Detroit times., 1910-04-07
ACTORS ART APPRECIATED
WELL. JUST READ THUS

Say, Jen. YOU Sc girls ought 10 been
with me aud Nab to the Garrick last
night 10 see iIerod say. it's a great
show" said the girl In the cashiers
desk IN the drug store as her bosom
chum who works In the notion depart
meni OF Chasem & Chasem up the ave
nue., dropped I'm during the lunch hour.
say, Jen. want TO tell you all
about that swell show Herod you
know, has got sOmethin 10 do with the
bible, but religion don't fgger any I'm
The play. leastways only about the
nigh priest, and Herod soon kills him
OF, so he don't count, but say. Jen.
lust here ! want 90 say that the Teller
who plays the high priest is some
swell actor and the best lookin' guy
ever. Well. as was sayin'. Herod is
a great king-he must OF been some
class. for every other mint i'm the first
act. everybody on the stage keeps
shoutin Hall hail 10 the king, until
you could hear EN- hailing clean over
10 the campus. Herod has a beautiful
wife and he's that soft on her he's
nuts ell through. Julie Opp. she's
Herods wife. and Herod's wife in real
life. too. the paper said-she's Mrs.
Faversham and Mr. Faversham. he's
the king.
Say. Jen, while we're talkin' about
IL, dye suppose they're so crazy about
each other in real life? Marianne is
the queens name and she likes the
king pretty well TIL she finds out that
he put up job with another Teller 10
hold the high priest under the water
when he went 10 swim--wasn't that
cute? Ugh, II gave me the shivers
The Detroit times., 1910-04-07

and he ate. as only hungry dog can,
and presently the pudding was all
eaten up. Then. as the little dog could
not get out. he Struggled down In the
bottom of the kettle. with just his
nose above the water.
Presently the German cook came
back. picked up the kettle and put u
on the kitchen table. "Ach' vat a
heafy budding" he grunted Then be
got a platter and took the duck ont
of the oven and put the duck on the
platter. Then he got another and
larger platter and big spoon and a
big fork. He took the lid OF the ket'
tie and poked the spoon in. "Ach,
himmel, vat heafy budding. | don'd
pellet It is done yet alreaty." He took
his fork peered in and made a jab
AT the little white dog. still thinking
1t was the pudding. OF course the liz
The Detroit times., 1910-04-07

We Norma club will give dancing
party Thursday evening in Clarks
academy.
The Woman's association OF the
North Woodward Congregational
church will give supper. Fridas
evening, from 8 10 8 o'clock
Mrs. Charles Paulus. No. 81 Fair.
view.ave.. will entertain the Married
Ladies sodality OF IS. Peter and
Paul's Jesuit church. Friday after
noon, at 3 o'clock.
Miss Belle Christie will give "A con
cert. Friday evening. in G.. A. X. hail.
assisted by a number of well-known
soloists An informal hop will fol
low the musical program.
DR.. Ludwig Wullner. assisted by
Conrad Bos at the piano. will give y
song recital in the Church OF Our
Father, Friday evening. This will oe
DR.. Wullners farewell to his Detroi'
admirers.
The annual banquet OF the Meth
odist union of Detroit will be held IN
Simpson NJ. f. church, Friday even
Ing, at 6: 30 o'clock. DR.. Charles VI.
Boswell, OF Philadelphia, will be the
CHIEF speaker
The Kadimah Zionist society will
give a musical and literary entertain
ment in the Talmud Torah building,
Sunday evening. for the benefit OF the
Jewish National fund. An attractive
program has been arranged
The marriage of Miss Anna Evelyn
Miller, daughter OF Theodore Miller,
to james Clair Hallock. was quietly
celebrated in the home OF the bride,
No 46 palmer-ave. east. Tuesday
evening. The Rev. o. w. Willitts on
ciated. After June l. Mr.. and Mrs.
Hallock will he at home in the Efiing.
ham.
Miss Josephine Hartwell Shaw. n
skilled worker in metal handicraft.
has an exhibition OF her work in the
rooms of the Society Of Arts and
Crafts. In exhibition includes some
very unusual and beautiful jewelry.
Brainerd Thresher, also a noted crafts
man. will send the local society n
loar exhibition. April 10. which Will
be on view until the end Of tho month
Mr.. and Mrs. William G.. Kernaghan.
mo 40 Horton-ave., celebrated their
golden wedding anniversary, WedneS.
lGay. They were married In New
York city when Mr. Kernaghan was
\ 20 years old and his bride one year
younger. A year after their marriage
l they came To Detroit. where they
1 have since resided Mrs Edna G..
|Kinman, OF Detroit, and Mrs. Charles
~. Green, OF New York, are the only
Surviving children.
Pink rambler roses and spirea were
Ethe pretty decorations Of the chancel
tof Christ church, Wednesday after
knoon. for the wedding of Miss Mar
tgaret G.. MaXon, TO DR.. Warren Fales
draper. Of Boston. The ceremony was
performed by the brides father the
{Rev. w. d. Maxon, rector OF Christ
church. The bride, who was unat
kended. was gowned in white satin
with veil Of tulle. and carried white
(brayer book. Charles r. Ryder was
Best man, and the following ushered:
@illiam G. Lush. OF New York; VIII
tam Hendrie. Hiram Walker, Alpheus
IJennings. Mark Sibley and Neil Pat
kerson, all OF Detroit A small recep-
ion followed at the rectory. which
hlso was prettily decorated with the
Gmbier roses and spirea Or. ana
MRS. Draper Will make their home at
No Is ROyal-st Boston
The Detroit times., 1910-04-07

tie dog couldn't stand that. and with
a wild yelp he leaped as high as he
could. upsetting the kettle and land
ing on the table. right next to the
duck. "Ow." ow! vas list? vas ist?
screamed the cook. as the little dog
seized the duck and dashed out OF the
door and away as fast as he could
scurry.
just then the French chef came
running in. Vat eet ees you do!
Where ees re dinnair. re doock. re
poodding?"
"Ach, ach," walled the German,
with open eyes and mouth. de bad
ding jumped de kettle out, und scared
de duck de batter off und chased II
de door out und de fence ofer!"
Tomorrows story will be "How
Merrymouth Learned to Fucker"
The Detroit times., 1910-04-07
Pleasant Reading FOR The Fat

What a simple and inexpensive solv-
ng OF the fat woman's problem the
he takes one Of these harmless pleas
mt, little tablets after each meal and
( bedtime and loses from IL TO Ii
unces OF fat each day. and yet suffers
% harm. creates no disturbances in
gardly, and produces no wrinkles. This
legant PREPARATION (made exactly In
ccordance with the famous Marmola
description has rendered exercising
nd dieting for the reduction Of excess
esh as superfiuous as n NTH wheel
a further recommendation is that u Is
he least expensive fat reducer on he
market. large case (costing only IS
cnts from any druggist or by mail
rom the Marmola Co. 466 Farmer
lldR. Detroit Mich), containing q
.uantity OF tablets large enough to
i've very decided results In most every
ase.
The Detroit times., 1910-04-07
THE

bers OF the Metropolitan Grand Opera
company is Miss Leonora Sparkes, and
she Ia an. American girl, too. Detroit
ers Will have an opportunity To make
Miss Splrkes' acquaintance In three
widely different roles when the Me-
tropolitan company appears in the De-
troit opera house April 10 and &C. She
will sing the shepherd In 'Tannhaus,
err" which opens the brief season of
grand opera Friday evening; Tau
mannchen in the fantastic fairy oper-
eta "haensel ind Gretel." which will
form the matinee bill with II Pagliac-
ci." and as Kate Pinkerton i'm Ma
dame Butterfly" which will be sung
Saturday evening Miss Sparkes is
said 10 be versatile actress