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Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1910-10-29
Genuine.

He-Thats a queer looking rocking
chair.
she-Yes; it was brought over in the
Mayfiower.
He-Ah. indeed! One Of the original
Plymouth rockers, as it were.-Chica-
go News.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1910-10-29
A Resourcefui Lad.

Mother-Tommie. aren't you ashamed
to come to grandma's table with those
dirty hands. Go right upstairs and
wash them.
Child--Oh, ma, need 1? There'll be
finger bowls right after this grape
fruit-Brooklyn Life.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1910-10-29
Foolino III. Public.

"Why did you have your book adj
vertised as the incorporated edition?
There is nothing in it that child
might not read.
II know, but had to do something
to boost the Houston Post.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1910-10-29

'Has your son taken the preliminary
step toward entering collegeT'
81 think so. He wires that he's in
the hospital" -Philadelphia Ledger.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1910-10-29

McClubber-The footpad said Money
or your lifer' SO ] gave him So.
Mrs. McClubber-Huh! You're al
ways getting stuck. Billy!-Puck.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1910-10-29
Ito Effect.

Mrs Gabby-That queer little Mrs.
Snowy was ostracized.
Mrs. Comeup-Did It take?-Balti-
more American.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1910-10-29
IN THE REALM
OF FASHION
Ratty Fall Suit.

Stripes hold their own and boa
checks produced by coarse homcspuo
mixtures. Plaids, too. though les,
prominent, are among the newcomer
In the drawing the suit made of graz
wool striped with black, is trimmed
with black satin. The skirt has one q
the long tunic effects that may hamIs
the feet like a band unless properly
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1910-10-29
Full Measure.

Full Measure.
James Whitcomb Riley was looking
over a fence on his farm at field OF
rye. says Success, when neighbor,
who was driving by, stopped his horse
and asked,
"Hullo. Mr.. Riley; how's your rye
doingT
Fine, fne." replied the poet
How much do you expect to clear to
the acre?"
"Oh. about four gallons" answered
Mr.. Riley soberly.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1910-10-29
oenius and Immunity.

DR.. Percival r. Reaves, the alienist
OF Denver, discussed at an alienist
banquet genius and insanity.
Genius and insanity are sometimes
hard to tell apart" he said. "Take
Dostoviesky, the great Russian novel
list. He was surely little insane.
There was touch Of insanity. too, in
Swift, in Rossetti and In Poe.
"As a matter of fact" concluded DR..
Reaves. smiling, I'VE might say that
the chief difference between genius and
insanity is that the lunatic is always
sure of bread and board."--Philadel-
phia Bulletin.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1910-10-29
" YOU HAVE
A Farm,camp
or Cottage
IN the VICINITY or
WOODSTOCK

Which you would like to rent to
desirable tenant for the coming
season send q description of It,
together with your name and adj
dress. to the undersigned at once.
Hundreds of families all over the
country search the columns of
the Boston Transcript each season
for information as TO where
the most desirable summer resi-.
dences are located. Free advice
and all necessary information
will be cheerfully given you.
BOSTON TRANSCRIPT co..
s24 Washington st.. Boston. Mass.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1910-10-29

"Why was it that Jack Spratt could
eat no fat and his wife could eat no
leanp
Because meat was so high. I
guess. New York Press.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1910-10-29

WITH BLACK SATIN.
handled. The coat is in the new sbOn
length, faced with satin and with deep
dipping satin girdle finished with but
tons. The collar is also of the satin
Speaking Of the hampering band at The
foot of the skirts recalls the ridiculous
stories told of ultra fashionables dur
ing the summer, when the narrow skirt
was the most widely exploited.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1910-10-29

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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-08-26

Official Statement of Financial Condition
of the Neosho Valley State Bank,
at Chanute, Kansas, at the close of
business on the 18th day of Aug. 1910
RESOURCES.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-08-26
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 6i6.GiGiGiDiI(LiAnIu JlS,1t
For Bargains i'm Z:
: ~ p NJ TUR & :
: See Koch Bros. ::
Ng.9. N.H N.g !N.v.g.N g!g!e.e.le,s
CARLTON.

George Long south of town went
to Chanute Thursday after ice for
the hotel
Mrs. Clyde Tomlinson of Chanute
drove to carlton Friday and bought
peaches of Mr.. Ogden.
Miss Ellen Daley of Nowata,
Oklahoma, visited at James Daley's
east of town Friday.
Mrs. Tom Gaughan and children
visited at John Drydens southwest
of town from Saturday until Mon
day.
Mrs. David Linderman spent
Sunday with her daughter Mrs.
John Coder and family of Urbana.
Mrs. Elliott and Mrs. Funk of
Thayer visited their niece and
cousin, Mrs: Thomas Knowles and
husband Saturday and Sunday,
Mr.. and Mrs. R. Blessing west of
town visited Mrs. Blessings brother
Noah and family northwest of
Chanute Saturday night and Sun
day.
Joe Bean IS porter at the Baker
house now.
Mrs. R. o. VanGorden and
daughter Mignon left Tuesday for
Ogden, Utah, where they will make
their home in the future. They are
well know here and will be greatly
missed by all who knew them.
Mrs. Celia Hoffman spent
Tuesday with her sister, Mrs.
Laura Broker west of town.
Master Fay Eaton was taken
suddenly i'll Tuesday with some
thing similar to appendicitis but is
improving slowly.
Miss Grace Reynolds of Erie
spent part of last week with her
grandparents, James Mldcap and
wife.
Mrs. Hamilton and Mrs. Adams
of independence came Saturday to
visit their daughter, Mrs. Roy
Goo dwin and husband.
Aaron Eaton is making cider
this week.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-08-26

John T. Rustamier had business in
lola Tuesday.
w. W. Kauey went to Independence
Tuesday, on business.
L. e Garrett was in Kansas City
the fore part OF the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. g. G. Martin are
visiting in Emporia.
Mrs, VIII Keys has returned from
her long visit in California.
Mrs. J. S. Winker and Hazel went
to lola to visit, Tuesday.
Miss LoIlne Carver of Kansas City
is visiting Mrs Raw Cole.
Mrs. o. P. Clark went to lndepend-
ence Tuesday, to visit her husband
Mrs A. l. Locke, Mrs. Martin aud
Mrs. P. Hurt have gone to Colorado
for an outing.
Mrs. |. @ Somers has returned from
her visit among relatives in Virginia
Ed Dannelly went to Neosho Falls,
Tuesday 10 figure on a new church
there.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-08-26
BABY MORPHINE FIENDs

BABY MORPHIN E FIENDS
are made by oil so thing syrups and
baby medicines that contain opium
and narcotics. NcGee's Baby Elixir
contains no Injurious or narcotic
drugs of any kind. A sure and safe
cure for disordered stomachs, bowels
and fretfulness-splendld for teething
iufants.-Sold by Geo. P, Wilder,
druggist.
The contract for extending the
macadam road west from the city
limits to the cement tract has been
let to G. o. Boyce and A. j. Briley.
The work will begin al once. The
crushed rock will be secured of the
cement plant at very low price.
This will make a fine drive out to the
big plant.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-08-26

George Long south of town went
to Chanute Thursday after ice for
the hotel.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-08-26
STAGGEKS SKEPTIcS.

That a clean, nice, fragrant COM
pound like Bucklen's Arnica Salve
will Instantly relieve bad burn, cut,
scald, wound o piles, staggersskeptics.
But great cures Prove its a wonderful
healer OF the worst sores, ulcers, bOils,
felons, skin eTuptions, as also cbapped
hands, sprains, and corns. FRY 10.
2Sc at all druggists,
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-08-26
official Temperature.

The U. B. Sunday school held Its
annual picnic at Ditmars ford
Wednesday. A good time was en-.
joyed by the young people.
The vacant houses In Chanute are
being rapidly occupied aid it now
looks like few weeks more and there
will be a demand for new ones.
Geo. Green, at one time In business
here, committed suicide in COLORADO
last Sunday. Mr.. Green was Of the
firm OF Bridges g. Green, during the
oil boom here.
Mr.. j. o. Hutchinson presented
The Times office with fine basket of
magnificent Elberta peachesThursday.
They were beauties.
Rev. Bertch, presiding elder of the
u. B. church, held services at carlton
Wednesday evening.
Hazel and Mark Eaton came up
from Erie Wednesday in Watson
Stewards auto to spend few days
with the Turner's.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-08-26
DlsAGREEABLE AT HOME.

DISAU NET n DIT n L IIVH u.
Lots Of men and women who are
agreeable with Others, get cranky"
at home. Its not disposition, its the
liver. II you find in yourself that
you feel cross around the house, little
things worry you, just buy bottle Of
Billiards. Herbine and put your liver
10 shape. Yon and everybody around
you will feel better for IL. Price SOC
per bottle.-Sold by Geo. p Wilder,
druggist.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-08-26

a brick dust Sed1-
rnent, or settling,
stringy or milky
appearance often
indicates an UNI
healthy condi-
ton of the kid
neys; too fire.
euent desire to
pass it or pain in
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-08-26
URBANA.
IWednesdaY oAth. 10

"wednesday 24th, 1910,
Some hot weather,the past week
with plenty of rain.
DR.. lies made business trip to
Thayer Monday.
James T. Likens started to
Seattle, Washington, last Tuesday.
Elmer Lyons has new arrival a,
his house in the shape of a ten
pound girl born the 24th.
John H. lies made business trip
to Cherryyale Monday.
Cord Stipp's two oldest boys
started to run away Tuesday night.
He followed and caught them at a
farm house where they had put up
for the night.
James H. Speck has sold part
of his farm to Gotlub Schmaker.
John H. lies family arrived here
from Texas last Friday. He
arrived in carlton on Saturday
with his car of stock and household
goods etc.
Sunday afternoon John Noble
and wife went to visit relatives neal
New Hope southeast of Thayer.
John has improved some in health
dur ng past weak
Mr., Wolf finished moving to hi!
new home last week.
bod Swan and John Cooler wa
putting up some improvements TO
the Swan Brothers.
Mrs. A. J. Smith has been on tn,
sick list the past week is mucl
better at present
Will Yockey while playing bal
las. Sunday fell and fractured hi
right hand.
r. w. Bebbing ton and daughter
Clara, have gone to New York on
| v;eit
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-08-26

the back are also symptoms that tell you
the kidneys and bladder are cut of order
and need attention.
What To no.
There is comfort in the knowledge so
often expressed, that DR.. KilIner' s
! Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy,
fulfills almost every wish in correcting
rheumatism, pain in the back, kidneys,
liver, bladder and every part of the urinary
passage. Corrects inability to hold water
and scalding pain i'll passing it, or bad
effects following use of liquor, wine or
beer, and overcomes that unpleasant ne
cessity of being compelled to go often
through the day, and to get up many
times during the night. The mild and
immediate effect of Swamp-ROOt is
soon realized. 1t stands the highest be-
cause its remarkable a t.
health restoring prop ~ NJ
critics. If you need :ss::s$a M
medicine you should s,S.s ss
have the best. Sold by 4
druggists in fifty-cent s.ss99s Ky
and one-dollar sizes. Home Of sW lnIriSco
You may have saHple bottle sent free
by mail. Address DIR. Kilmer & Co., Bing-
kRnton, N. Y. Mention this paper and
remenberthena DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, and the address, Binghamton,
N. Y, on every bottle.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-08-26
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never Suspect It.
Now To Find Out.

Fill bottle or common glass with your
water and let it stand twenty-four hours;
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-08-26

r. w. Bebbing ton and daughter,
Clara, have gone to New York on a
visit.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. A. Woosley have
gone to Colorado Springs.
La Junta tribune., 1910-09-24
Woodmen Enterta inment.

The local camp OF Modern Wood
men of America will serve their
friends with an evening of rare en-.
tertainment Monday, the Goth. when
Horcae Huron. the popular reader,
humorist and musician. Will fill a
date in La Junta, Huron is known
from ocean to ocean as an entertain
or of unusual merit. and members of
the local camp feel that they are
fortunate in securing him for one
evening. His readings will consist
Of selections from James Whitcomb
Riley, Paul Lawrence Dunbar and
many others. including some of his
original work; while his banjo num-
bers will include such classic gems
as "Intermezzo from Cayaleria Rusti-
cana" and Overture to William Tell %
The entertainment will take place
Monday evening in Woodmen hall
over Diapers store. Admission will
be free to those holding invitations,
and as about one thousand invitations
Will be issued II is expected that the
hall will lie fillled to oyerflowing.
La Junta tribune., 1910-09-24
Death OF Mrs. Alvin Batty.

Mrs. Alvin Batty. who was for.
merly Miss Della Brooks, died on
Thursday afternoon OF last week. of
blood poisoning. at her nome eight
miles west OF La Junia, In the
FaIrmount District.
Mrs. Batty had been III only one
week. but curing tina; time all OF
the care ard attention that love
could suggest sas given her.
She leaves husband. r. little son.
two aud onrhali yelis OF age, a
mother. Mrs. Mollie Lawrence. and
four brothers who will feel the
deepest grie.. while v d. circle Of
friends and distant rc'a tiyes viii be
tho lonelicr for her absence.
fugerai services we've conducted at
the home saturday afternoon. at 2
O'Clock, by the Rev. o. L. Orton, OF
Rocky Ford. and the body Was taken
To Rocky Ford for interment
The young mother Was very beau.
tiful. composed for unending sleep.
and fragrant. exquisite flowers. strew.
I'd by loving hands. made her grave
a ycrltable couch OF roses
La Junta tribune., 1910-09-24
Religion and Business.

Evangelist +. d. Pratt. who is
conducting n series OF revival meet.
lngs at Lamar has evolved unique
plan for interesting business men In
the work OF revival meetings He
proposes each day TO conduct half
hour services In various prominent
places OF business. The announce
men's for the past week read: Tues.
day services at the up.to.Date Drug
Store; Wednesday. George A. Ever.
ett's grocery; Thursday. McLain's
Drug Store: Friday. Johnston Mcr.
camille Company.
over 700 people attended the mems
meeting last Sunday afternoon. n
large proportion OF whom were mem.
bers OF the Lamar Commercial Club.
La Junta tribune., 1910-09-24
Same Old Bunch.

1t was a narrow majority. but II
served. and the state administration
is renominated. Dr. Jefferson came
within twenty.seyen votes of nomina'
tion. in a convention Of 100. and not
until Weld county was called was II
sure that he could not win.
After the shafroth machine once
got going. II had everything It's own
way. The extra session was endors'
ed. aud all the old platform pledges,
so that It is practically a popullst
platform with a democratic name.
The protest of the women OF the
party against Secretary OF State
Pearcc was entirely disregarded. He
will undoubtedly run behind his tick
ct.
II the people OF Colorado Ike the
admin istration OF state affairs which
they have had for the past two years.
here IS chance 10 have some more
OF H. |, would be pretty expensive,
nnd the state would probably be lor'
rowing money before long 10 pay It's
running expenses, as Il did once In
u Iormer democratic administration
The governor Is so pleased with the
extra session that he might perhaps
be- Induced TO call another for some
time IN 1912. II the people like a
continuous performance they can yer,
likely get II.
La Junta tribune., 1910-09-24
UP4SDDOWN
THE
VALLEY

The Rocky Ford schools have an
enrolment OF 1890.
Al meeting of the Swink Com
Oarcial Club last week steps were
companies. Clarence Glysson will be
captain of the chemical company and
Doc Wright captain of the hose COM
pany. Men who are capable and will
ing will be enlisted for the two com.
panies.
The two buildings to be put up
by Mr.. Beymer. two or three by the
lumber company. and the two.story
brick contemplated by the hardware
company. will cause quite build
ing boom for Cheraw. Nothing like
an enterprising promoter for town.
II this keeps up. La Junta and Rocky
Ford will soon be way In the back.
ground.-Cheraw Clarion.
The gasoline motor car on the
Santa Fe is running satisfactorily so
far as the accommodations OF the ter
rltory from Holly TO La Junta is
concerned. but the Holbrook section
Is deprived OF the privilege OF reach.
ing Rocky Ford. There is little ex-
cuse other than personal prejudice ON
the part OF few influential ones.
for no, running the motor car around
the circle from Cheraw TO Rocky
Ford and then to La Junta. Time
will bring all things right.-Gazette
and Topic.
- A movement is on foot among our
A,sincss men TO erect several dwell
rs. as the number OF houses In he
Holly district has nowhere near KEEP,
pace with the increasing population
the past year, Il is n well known
fact that Just AZ soon as house be-
comes vacant there are at least four
La Junta tribune., 1910-09-24
Stock Company Coming.

c. w. Wonderly. OF Wonderly's The
ater, has made arrangements to pres
sent to the people of La Junta n
first class stock company of finish
ed theatrical people who will appear
all next week, commencing Monday,
September Goth. This is the Rich.
ardson-Lewis Stock Company, and has
been touring southern Colorado. Their
repertoire includes such plays as "A
Race for a Million" Dixie Girl"
East Lynne" etc. They carry
full line of scenic effects and state
they can very well handle their plays
on Wonderlys stage
Since the La Junta theater burned
there has been no place to present
the legitimate shows and Mr.. Won
derly will try the experiment of put
ting the lighter class of plays on at
his theater, In order to give the peo-
pie chance once in while to see
shows other than vaudeville and pic.
lures.
The stock company will change
plays each night. presenting yaude-
vile features letween acts. Owing
to this attraction consuming the en-
tire evening with their performance,
the prices will be ten, twenty and
thirty cents. according TO location of
seats. The curtain will go up at
$50 and doors open at 1880 Tickets
now on sale at box office. This is
an excellent chance to see nice,
clean play each evening at very small
cost. and should be eagerly taken up
by La Junta people who will thereby
show their appreciation of MIR. Won.
derly's efforts.
La Junta tribune., 1910-09-24
Cheap. But Good.

Fun is the cheapest fisiek that haz
bin discovered yet and the easiest to
take. Fun pills are sugar coatcd and
no change Of diet is necessary while
taking them. A little fun viii some.
times 40 u crate ways, have known
men 10 live TO u good old age ON a
joke ~ich they managed 10 tell as
ofcn AZ once day and do all the
laffing themselves that wux done
But there IL lots Of folks who kant
see emmy fun In emmy thing. You
couldn't fire joke into them with
a double.barreied gun. ten PAGES
off They 20 through life az solem
~ COW. Fun Ia tho pepper and sal,
Of every day life. and all the really
wixe men who hAv ever lived hAv
used II freely Tor sessonin' Josh
Billings.
La Junta tribune., 1910-09-24
Farm:rs Now Lords Of Creation.

Several farmers have been making
a shameful display of their wealth
the past week by exhibiting checks
for two hundred and fifty to five
hundred or even eight hundred dol
lars for about a wheelbarrow load of
aitaila seed. The way the farmer has
been lording il over us poor town
people the past few years is getting
10 be iniolerable. Ii he has a good
horse to sell he imagines il ought
to bring enough to buy house and
lot, and a good COW and calf should
pay Tor an automobile. while man
who owns 4 good SOW and pigs, thinks
he is n hog baron. Even an old hen
and chickens make farmer strut
around Ike an GrsiOCrat and small
flock oil sheep makes him talk of
startihs taun, We town people
are besmniug 10 feel the heel of
oppression, which the farmer is plac-
ing on our uecks, and one of these
days thrreIl be a revolution. If the
lordly iarlIcr don't take that heel
off our uorEs one Ci htese days this
back 10 the farm" epidemic will
break out IN earnest and well go
ont and raise hoIsos and hogs and
maybe little Iii ourselves. as
well as some grass Gccd and chick
ems and COW aud calf
It's Dad enough t. have to pay
these ou'lanGish prices to say moth
ing OF she way MIR. Farmer puts on
airs and lords 1t over us. We Just
won't stand 1t very much longer.
La Junta tribune., 1910-09-24
Beet Harvest Now On.

Beets are rapidly maturing these
days and In some instances farmers
have already begun plowing out the
ripened tubers, although the date set
by the American Beet Sugar Com
pany officials for harvesting to
begin Is September 26th.
The recent cool evenings in con
junction with warm sunshiny days is
causing rapid accumulation OF
sugar content and the sample tests
are daily bounding upward, bringing
the satisfactory assurance OF high
sugar percentages in the beet fields
heroabouts.
At the Rocky Ford factory every.
thing is in readiness for the cam
paign. which it is announced will
commence on Octobc lst. An initial
tryout was given the Zig plant early
In the week, when every wheel was
set turning. aud everything went off
smoothly. Daily tryouts are being
made OF each piece OF machinery and
everything about the factory Will be
In good running order and ready for
the opening Of what It Is believed
will be the longest campaign in the
Rocky Ford factory.
La Junta tribune., 1910-09-24
Alex yant q Winner.

The several Rocky Ford visitors TO
the big Las Animas County Fair at
Trinidad on Tuesday were highly
pleased with the outcome OF the
COWBOY relay race-onc OF the foa.
ture's OF the days amusement pro,
gram. The race was for Two and
ono,half miles. with change each half
mile. for n purse OF 5000. and II Was
won by Alex Wants string from this
city X. II. lIenslcy. the champion
cowboy change artist" OF these parts
for several years. WAS the rider.
La Junta tribune., 1910-09-24

applicants for It, so great is the de-
mand for both living rooms and
houses. Another movement showing
the enterprise of Holly citizens and
which seems an assured fact at this
time. is the erection OF a public cor
raj for the farmers living at dis
tance, so that all the conyenicnces
Of home may be given them upon
their arrival in our city.-Holly Chief.
tain.
Last week DIR. G. b. Harlan, the
Wiley dentist. was arrested for an
attempted criminal assault upon the
wife of Sim Hall. one of the best
known farmers OF the north side. Har,
Ian was hurried to town In an auto
mobile by undersherif Downing and
District Attorney Merrill before many
OF the citizens OF Wiley learned of
the case. II is alleged that the at
tempted criminal assault was commit
ted In the Doctors dental office while
Mrs. Hall was under the influence of
an anesthetic. MIR. Hall was sent
away by DR.. Harlan on an errand and
returned Just In time to rescue his
wife. About a year ago Harlan at.
tempted suicide In Pueblo by drink.
Ing poison after protracted spree,
He has a family living In Pueblo