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New-York tribune., 1910-04-03

"All men are presumed TO know the law
and are equally responsible in the eyes Of
the law. IF this be the true legal reason
ing, why then should one man be able TO
practise law for another exclusively and
the other man be refused the permission?
For example: Why should l practise law
and not YOU?
Furthermore. II is inconsistent with the
theory of a republic that any one par
ticular branch Of the government should
control itself. The executive branch of the
government is controlled by the people. ana
the legislative branch is also controlled by
the people. but the Judiciary is controlled
by the judiciary In the last few years an
attempt has been made 10 take away the
controlling power of the judiciary by hav-
ing the people elect all the judges. This
has been done to carry out technically the
theory that in a republic the people should
be the controlling factor.
But II has little effect when the provi-
sions made a part of the statute for the
election of such judges provide that before
one can be elected judge he must have
been in practice ten years as counsellor
at law, and it would have just as little
effect were the statutes 10 provide that
in order To be eligible TO a judgeShip one
judiciary controls through its function OF
disciplinary power each and every member
of the court.
''In the life insurance Investigation a few
years ago we had the startling example OF
a lawyer who controlled what was known
as the yellow dog fund 1t was through
him and his knowledge of the Legislature
that the life insurance interests could pur-
chase laws 10 their own Iilxiuo
1T Is not at all strange TO rle that a
lawyer is usually found behind the crook
edness which brings on an investigation I
read with little surprise the letter written
by this lawyer. w III. Buckley. who col
lected and disbursed the fire insurance
legal corruption fund. In which he said.
when asking for fee; or course this Is
not half what il would cost any one else.
and. a. You know. IL would not under the
circumstances. be taken up by any reputa-
BILE lawyer"
Since the interview was had with Mr..
Gluck a bill has been introduced IA the As
semhly al Albany making IL a nlistI~meanor
for an Assemblyman or senator, directly
or Indirectly, To- receive compensation for
services rendered az AN attorney or counsel
for any department. bureau. commission or
officer of the state Another bill intro
duced Is directed against constitutional
state officers or clerks In the service OF
the state. IL makes il "A misdemeanor for
them To receive compensation. either for
themselves or another. for service TO any
person In relation to any matter i'm which
the state is a party or directly or indirectly
interested before any department. commits
sion or Officer o. the state
New-York tribune., 1910-04-03

the circulation in the tail OF a tsdpoie
Now. isn't that perfectly silly?
What earthly use is il 30 . youngster
who is destined TO get out and hustle Tor
his bread and butter 10 take two onions put
one i'm the oven and the other on the back
rorch. and watch and report from day TO
day on their change in color. It's perfect
rot. Why. Mr.. Coakley, one OF our Locai
School Board, who taught stenography Tor
fifteen years. asked our district superin-
tendent, Dr. Joseph Taylor, why il was that
the graduates Of public schools who went
to schools Of stenography had TO be put IN
special classes TO learn spelling and pune
t,iation before they were fit TO hold posi-
tons as typewriters and stenographeTs. Dr.
TAYLOR couldn't tell him. ] cam Mr.. Fox
fist went down hard and the fighting spirit
shone out of his eyes. IT'S because these
fool fads leave neither teacher nor pupils
time to get down to business and learn the
rudiments They're so busy making the
frosting they forget to make the cake to
put il on"
Don't they teach penmanship any more?''
asked. trif1e irrelevantly.
Mr. Fox laughed again.
..Oh. yes.' he answered, they spend quite
some time doing this sort of thing" His
forefnger INDUCED In series of spiral
movements In the air, which learned later
we're technically known as 'free-arm move
ments."
do you know they have special teachers
TO teach this bUsiness%' he continued,
watching the fore1inger's motion contem-
platively for moment. when teacher
finds her class behind In penmanship one
OF these blessed special teachers is called
in-the rest of tho time she sits in the prin-
cIpaI's Office doing nothing"
What system of writing do they teach
nowadays-the Spencerian?' Quoth /, Ia my
Ignorance.
Mr. Fox laughed al me pityingly. NO, It's
the vertical writing" he explained.
But thar is 50 ugly ana characterless." 1
complained. and 1 thought they had dis
carded It
We'll, they've gone back to II gain. Bat
that special teacher business is another
thing that srouses my ire. In the ola days
Ne used TO have n teacher who understood
her grade work ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS, writ
ing. arithmetic. spelling. geography and
history Now they teach the youngsters So
much tommyrot about tadpoles. bullfrogs.
raffia work. cooking. sewing and other stuff
that they have to call in bunch Of special
teachers to waste The pnblic's money and
the chldrens time
Don't you approve of the boys learning
carpentry and the girls sewing and cook
fng7" 7 Ventured.
''rcot in the hours that should he devoted
20 acquiring the essentialsthe three r g.
I do think trade schools. where boys Vho
have got this elementary school education
and VINO have neither time nor inclination
fer q high school course could he thor
oughIy taught a trade, would be excellent
New-York tribune., 1910-04-03
On the Boardwalk
Happy Spring Guests at At
lantic City.

Atlantic City. April 2.-The opening or the
spring season at Atlantic City was most
favorably ushered in with clear, smiling
skies and an Immense thrOng Of Easter
week people. who are finding it so warm
and pleasant that all who can arrange II
are staying over for some weeks. Atlantic
City is congraIulating itself and the rasi-
roads and the hotels on the efficient way
the big throng was handled; everybody
seemed to have had good time at the
horse show and viii come again.
The weather has called out a line OF
beach chairs. and during the middle OF the
DAY they are well filed with people who
like to bask in the sun and watch the
horseback riding on the beach
MANY of the golfers here have taken ad-
vantage Of the clement conditions to get
in some good practice for the annual spring
tournament which will be held on April 2S,
% and 30. on the Mortified links of the
Country Club, OF Atlantic city.
Among the many spring guests at the
Marlborough Blenheim from New York are
Mrs. Clifford Middleton, Miss Grace Middle
ton. Mr and Mrs Charles O'Day. Mr.. and
Mrs H. g. Little, Miss I.ytle and Mrs. +.
O'Day.
Among those at the Dennis are United
d
laday Philbin, Eugene Philbin, Mrs. George
Ripley and Mr.. and Mrs. Howard After
bury. OF New York
AT the Shelburne. among others from New
York. are Mr.. and Mrs. II. X. Sanderson.
Mr.. and Mrs J. =. Martin. Mr and Mrs. j.
Ramsey and Mr.. and Mrs. John Terry.
large party of New York people ar
riving at the St Charles in touring cars in
,.f7r aad Af- nd 1
c. e Hamilton, Miss Emma Hamilton. Mas
ters 6. Johnson, kingsbury and Frederick
Hamilton. Among other New Workers at
this house are Mrs. y. ". Appleton, Mr..
and Mrs. Theodore De Lens and Mr.. and
Mrs. II. Il. Blyther.
New York visitors at the Traymore in
clude Mr.. and Mrs. f. A. Ward. Mrs. Amos
+. Pnchot, NJ. McMary, {. A. Comstock,
Miss c. n. Noyes and Joseph Jedhera.
A number of well known political leaders
are at the Rudolf. including Judge Ben
jamin Hoffman, State Senator John !. FitZ-
gerald. J. j. Murphy, Congressman Thomas
H. Gallagher and Congressman SABBATH.
At the Hotel Chelsea. among the guests,
are Mrs. w. A. Hughes and Miss Ethlyn
Dean, of New York city. Among others are
DIR. and Mrs. w. James Wistar and Miss
Suzanne Wistar. Of Philadelphia.
New Workers at the Chalfonte for the
spring include Mr.. and Mrs. George n.
Nash. Miss Mary Nash. Mrs. q. II. Holmes
and Master Jack Holmes. Archbishop Ryan,
Of Philadelphia, is also at the Chalfonte
Mr. and Mrs. John NJ. HAMS, of New
York, are at Haddon Hall; Mrs c. ..
Beaumont and Miss G. Beaumont are also
there.
Many long time patrons of Galen Hail
are flocking to its hospitable and comfort
able haven for the pleasant spring season
at Atlantic CITY.
Among the New Workers registered at
other Atlantic City hotels are the follow
ing:
Monticello: j. A. Thompson. Mrs H.
Walker Mrs q. Rogers. Miss \. Gallagher,
Nj and Mrs. j. Wyren. Charles Atchinson
ana Miss Amy Anderson.
IsleswOrth: Mrs. II. Sciin. Miss Nj. Schin.
5 x. Blanfeld r. Tohl anI Miss II. Tuhl
New-York tribune., 1910-04-03
Togo Prepares for
Tbe0doreS Return,

coal-storage. Hon. Janitor are ordered
to dust them off. paint over the bruised
places and set them up in the parlor to
look as natural as II they was still alive
l do not know where such empty re
ports like this promenade from.
Even Hon. Jo- Uncle Cannon now neg
lects to make mustard-language when
referring to the Last Administration.
Roosevelt" he require with voice.
''Yes, ! have heard of him. He was
among the younger set and had some
kind of official position here couple Of
years ago. / shouldn't wonder Il that
Young Fella might be President some
day"
Seldom If ever have Jo-Uncle been
found speaking of Roosevelt with such
high chivalry-
Hon. Geo. washington Bunk. public
Guide, have the scarce reputation or
being Champeen Liar OF Pennsylvania
Ave This is very hard title to get and
keep in a city full Of congressman. He
is hired for his untruthful qualities TO
show Hon. Tourists TO Historical Spots.
lie rEalt SOflle SliSlll NpAANfA ScANAciA WIN
me & Nogi yesterday. For this he
charged us nothing.
who is prepared to receive this hon
orary Traveller when he bounces back TO
Washington I ask it.
Those who miss him most renounce
Hon. Bunk.
Who should this be-" L requesh.
Hon. Ananias Club consume that
talented Guide. Already the Great I'M
aginations of that Club are convened to-
gether trying TO think UP some recep-
tion worthy OF lion. b. Tumbo, Repre-
sentative from Somaliland. Hon. Jo-
Uncle Foraker, who has went into the
Poetry business since quitting Politics.
snuggests that the members of the Club,
armed with Tyres, meet Hon. T. r. at
the Pennsylvania r. Il. Depot and sing
him following welcOme-song:
We stand for what we lie for.
We tell our fictions smugly.
New-York tribune., 1910-04-03

Wash. u. c.
To Editor Tribune. who must realze
that Hon. Fairbanks is not the only
American who has been away from
home.
Dear Sir
The Regular Wings OF the Republican
Party are beginning TO flop helpiessly
like a wounded aeroplane- Vacation is
over for Rhode Island and New Jersey
Senators who have been cumming up
with the Trusts happily since Mch 4,
1909. and romping around Accumulated
Wealth, playing horse with the Consti-
tuition and crack-the-whip with senator
Ia Folette, putting that Wisconsin boy
on the end that cracks hardest Can
.oy-tirn. Of youth last forever? Answer
is: II can't.
For Hon. Roosevelt. alike TO Halley's S
Comet. after q short absence in vacancy,
has again swung around on his orbit
and is preparing 20 scorch the hair of
from the wicked places in the world.
Many evidence OF expectation is evil
dent in this Capital Of L. s. All en-
curing friends is enquiring. Beil-boys,
Hotel Proprietors, Policemen, Ambassa-
dors-aIi public & private servants are
suddenly beginning 20 treat Insurgents
ike they was human. l seen elderly
CORPORATION Lawyer arise in the street
car yesterday and offer Senator Cum
Minis a seat. Tears was shed from every
e.e at this soft act. Senators Clapp and
Dolliver, Congressman Burdock and
Fowler and other young friends OF Pin
chot are receiving. night and day. scent
ed notes from Senator Aldrich saying,
Dear Sir
Yoa are requested 10 let bye-gones be
has beers Please DO not take the Tariff
seriously. II are intended for Joke.
Yours affectionately,
Nels."
This note are accompanied by flowers
There is even a idle roemer here that
Hon. Taft has ordered the Janitcr Of the
White House TO get My Policies out from
the coal-bin where they has been in
New-York tribune., 1910-04-03

called a Loo-Loo, who is a sort OF
winged rabbit and is SO arranged that
he wears his head where his tail ought
to grow O3 Nature Fakers faint in
their foOtsteps) 'Thusly,' say Hon
Ted, when the Loo-LOO is coming tow
ard you he appear to be going away.
and when he is going away he appear
to be approaching. So the Loo-Loo is
famous for his deception, and when any
native of deceptive brain arrives in that
tribe telling Fairy Tales, he is not called
a Liar-he is called a LoO-LOo. Gentle
men, there are some Liars which words
will not describe. Therefore, let us
take some lessons from the simple ma
tives of Victoria Influenza and say Loo
Leo when we near a Whopper which
we cannot otherwise describe. This word
New-York tribune., 1910-04-03
ON SHORE OFF HAMPTON ROADS.

Fortress Monroe. Va, APrI1 Now Is
the eayest time OF the whole season here
Never have there been as many charming
women stopping at this delightful resort a.
are here now. and every night dinner par
ties are being given on board the various
warships ana at the Hotel Chamberlin.
The steam yacht Garcia. belonging To Com
modore Richards of the Larchmont Yacht
Club. arrived here last week from a winter
cruise 10 the West Indies, ana the owLer
gave a charming dinner ON board on Sat
urday night his guests later attending the
ball a. the Chambernn- on board the
nited States Warship Franklin on Monday
night a dance Viii be given by Captain
Reynolds and the officers OF the ship. Many
OF the young girls stopping at the Cham
berlin and living az Old Point will be pres
ent.
New-York tribune., 1910-04-03

l have brought. packed in moth balls
all the way from Central Africa L
contribute il willingly to Webster
Dictionary and hope it will be taught In
all the public schools ere the moving
vans from Sycamore Hill again back
up against the White House curb
Loud banzais from Jo-Uncle Foraker.
Hon. Ben TilIman. Hon. Jack London
and DR.. Long. After some retaliatory
speeches have been shot off, a process
sion Will march from RR depot to
Smithsonian Institute by the following
lineup:
"1-Ananias Brass Band. playing My
Bonny Lies over the ocean
pr. Cook Lodge. Polar Prevarica-
tors. No. %, bearing the motto. What 5
good enough for the King of Denmark
New-York tribune., 1910-04-03

Though Life to you seems long and fair,
To us tbs short and ugly
After this hymn is finished" say
Hon Bunk, Hon. Roosevelt Will leap
up to a bench and make the following
speech:
Chronic pervericatOrs and deliberate
falsifiers,' he-say, 1 am so affected by
this sudden meeting that I can scarce
think of words to describe you with.
In the woods out back of Mombasa
there is tribe of short & ugly natives
(cries of Here, here!' from Mischiev-
Gus Muckrakers present. and these ma
tives have lived so long away from
civilized influences that they do not
know the Truth when they see it lex
travagant applause. In the midst OF
this tribe there resides little animal
New-York tribune., 1910-04-03
- H,E\ JAPANESE ScHoolBOY 4" WASHINGTON
e' *a'"''o'' '1S
One of His Friends
CornposeS a Hymn

tell a visitor from Maine some unreliabis
facts about the Treasury Bldg
Arthur Kicaha jana, missionary boy,
who is now in Seattle trying 70 Chris
tianlze the place. wrote me following
popuIar hymn, to be sung 20 the tune or
.'The Gnu / Left Behind Me-:
WHEN TEDDY COME MARCHING
HOMEwARDS-
When Teddy come back from EIba-laud
with various sorts Of mammals.
With lions. gnus and rignamagoos and
hIppO-Cubs and camels,
The Eagle shriH will scream 10 kill and
Fame will sing like Melba-
And there'n be some pranks N Republ-
can ranks when Teddy comes back
from Elba-
When Teddy comes lopIng home again,
HoOray. hOOray,
The AIdrich Bugs and the Short and
Ugs
viii scarce know what 20 ~;
It's safe 10 bet he'll never get
What Fairbanks got in Rome.
For the Grand Old Rag will go on Jag
When Teddy comes marching home.
Arthur tell me there is 6S more verses.
some of which are quite bright; but he
must neglect 10 send them because OF
the high cost OF posta age-stamps- 1fis.
he say. is another serious evidence that
the Trusts are the most disgusting
species OF pork
Hoping you are the same
Yours truly
HASHIMURA TOGO.
fC-,,,,-rigb+ 1910 BY the Associated Literary
IreSsl
New-York tribune., 1910-04-03
Prevent Legislators froS'
6akin6 LasUYers Fees

oratory in London. the right arm in human
beings is. in majority cf cases, longer
than the left arm. while on the contrary.
the left leg is longer than the right leg
Sometimes. however, tEe relative propor-
tons are exactly reversed. but very seldom
does perfect equality exist between the two
sides The tendency OF the right arm 20
exceed the left arm IN strength IS some
what greater in men than IN women WINE
equality OF strength in the two arms oc-
curS almost twice as frequently with women
as with men--Harper's Weekly
New-York tribune., 1910-04-03
TECHNICALLY DISCUSSED

SO there Is 10 be divorce sa-l a-lsr,s ms
woman who discusses every oody - Sor
but little while since he aSAea nsi
her hand IL -. ne
YES" replied the rude man ae 80 =
hand al right But 70 turned oGl 70
niSdsal w ashinston star.
New-York tribune., 1910-04-03

Fair VisitOr-What did they put you n
prison fOrZ
No. ss9-I'm here as result OF Mss
ing word contest. mum
Fair VfsitOr-What do YOU uean-
M Qgg-I couldn't give name tnat
would satisfy the pOlice--PUck-
New-York tribune., 1910-04-03

According TO the result 81 many MEASURE
ments made AT the Anthropolo.ical Lab
New-York tribune., 1910-04-03
YHE MISSING WORD.

wright. 1910 b. the Associated Literary
PreSsl
New-York tribune., 1910-04-03

RE our legislatures 'over-iaw-
- n yered, and has lawyer while
holding the office OF legislator
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1910-10-22

p6zniei dopiero dowiedzieli sic o
wszystkiem jego rodzice "a ka-
re ME dali mu wieczerzy. kiedy
p6zniej matka weszSa do syplal-
nj chlopca, zastaia go niezywego
powieszonego ma ramach }ozka.
St. Louis, Mo-, % pazdziernika
= Ze sympathy XII strajkujacym
konduktorom ogloszono strajk we
wszystkich warsztatach sieci kole-
jowej Missouri Pacific Iron Mo-
untain. Glowne warsztaty tel ko-
lei znajduja sic w Kansas City
Sedalia, Mo. i Little Rock, Ark:
ale sa take wtem miescie, jake
tez w Desoto, Jefferson City /
Crane, Mo. we Wichita, Hoffing-
ton i Coffeyville, Kas.; w Texar-
kama, Pacagould, Van Buren i
Nc Gee, Ark; w Lake Charles i
Ferriday La, w Omaha, Neb.,
w>Pueblo, Colo, wreszcie w Du-
pois, Ill. Razem strajkowac be-
die w tych miejscach oko}o $500
rzemieslnikow.
Memphis, Tenn, 2S pazdzierni-
ka. = We wtorek umari tu E. J.
HALEY cierpiacy ma ,,delirium tre-
mems" pozostawil niezmiernie
oryginalny testament, ktory wczo-
raj zatwierdzono w sadzie spad-
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1910-10-22

kowym. Majatek swoj wynosza-
cy 100000 rozdzielil pomiedzy
rome osoby,, kt6re mu w czasle
choroby przychodzi3y pomoca
albo go dogladaiy; niektorych z
Mich nigdy ME widziai, ale W
swych halucynacyach wyobrazai
sobie, IL jakas mu pomoc przynio-
sly. Najwiecej otrzyma jego ma
cocha pani Johanna Madden. Po-
miedzy innemi znajduja sic W te-
stamencie takie ustepy: ,Piele-
gniarce, ktora TAX by1a dobra, re
l6zka mego spedzila czerworla
malpe, $4,000; kucharzowi, ktory
w szpitalu rosolu mojego po-
usuwa4 weze, $1,000.
Nowy York, 22 pazdziernika.-
z agencyi handlowej Bradstreet
rozeslano nastepujace sprawozda-
ME tygodniowe: Niezadawalnia-
iacv nieco obrot towarow w u
bieglym tygodniu przypisuja ME
pomyslnej i niesta}ej pogodzie.
Pozatem ma porzadku dziennym
wciaz jeszcze So zakupna ~ rak
do ust", CO niezawodnie jest do
wodem nieufnosci kupcow W stan
interes6w. w niewielu galeziacll
obrot tax jest wielki lub wiekszy
niz W roku zesz,ym. z przemyslu
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1910-10-22

MIA francuska, % pazdziernika,
przy trs;ejszych wyborach mieJ-
skich okazalo sic, re walczace re
SODA zazarcie stronnictwa radyka-
low i socyalist6w, zadne ME osia-
en2lo koustytucyjnej wiekszosci;
gubernator zarzadzil nowe wybo-
~.
Londyn, % pazdziernika. = o.
brona W procenie Crippena, ]ak
r6wniez prokuratorya zakohczyiy
swe wywody: dis spodziewaJa
sic werdyktu przysieglych. Wczo-
raj bardzo dlugo i wyczerpulaco
przesluchiwano oskarzonego, kto-
ry stanowczo utrzymuje, ze 20
ny swej Belli Elmores ME strut
i przyznac wypada, re tlomaczy
Gale swe postepowanie dose logi-
cznie. Zreszta nowych szczego-
low w sensacyjnej tel aferze roz-
prawa ME przyniosia.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1910-10-22
Kronika Chicagoska
Kolei podziemna.

Poruszono znow spraWe budo-
wy kolei podziemnej W Chicago.
o pozwolenie brdowy na bardzo
dogodnych warr1nkach prosi
kompania Chicago Subway Ar
cade and Traction Company, Cd
ktorej burmistrz Busse list wczo
raj otrzyma1.
Pierwsza aplikacye kompania
wniosla do rady miejskiej dnia
60 lipca 1907 roku. Projekt od-
dano komitetowi Iona rady
miejskiej do rozpatrzenia, gdzie
dotycllczas ley razem podob-
nymi projektami G. w, Jackso-
ma i NJ. H. McGoverna.
William Penn Nixon, prezy-
dent kompanii powyzszej powia-
da, re zbuduje wyborna kolej
podziemna i re to obywateli ME
bedzie mic kosztowalo.
Kompania gwarantuje kontro-
le miejska W czasie konstrukcyi
j przejscie kolei ma wiasnosc
miasta po uplywie krotkiego
kontraktu.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1910-10-22
soBoTA, DNIA 22-Go PAzDzIERNIKA, 1910 RoKU.

no. Przed switem, kiedy nliesz-
karicy miasta jeszcze W snie byli
pograzeni, IS uzbroionych miesz-
kancow owych gor, W ktorych
morderstwo bylo popelnione, we,
szlo do miasta przez puste ulice
do wiezienia powiatowego. Me
doznawszy prawie oporu ze strc-
ny urzednikow wiezienia niespo-
dziewanie Zaskoczonych, udali sic
ci ludzie do cell, wotorej Moore
byl zamkniety, otworzyli ia, wy
prowadzili skazanego i wraz z
MIN wyszli rownie spokojnie z
miasta. Dopiero kilka godzin p6-
zniej rozeszla sic wiadomosc, o
uwolnieniu wieznia j szeryf ze-
bra} gromade ludzi, ktorych "a
przysiagi, by wraz Z mimi udac
sic W CORY i odszukac virginia.
Zachodzi Ottawa, re przyjdzie
do rozlewu krwi.
Filadelfia, % pazdziernika. =
Do czego doprowadza dozwalanie
dzieciom zbyt wczeSnie zajmowac
sic sportem, dowodzi smutny wy.
padek, ktory nj sic .wydarzyl IS
letni Frank Ayers, zatrudniony
jake posiannik W pewnym tutej-
Sym skladzie, poprosii swych
pracodawcow by mu pezwolili IL
dac sic ma poniedzialkowa gre W
pike pomiedzy klubatni Filadel-
fiji i Chicago o szalnpionat swiata.
Kiedy mu ME dano zezwolenia
podziekowai "a siuzbe. Pare dm