The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-06-25
PARAGRAPHS
PARADISE
BY WILL sARIN


.. S. senator-s5OOOO offered; no taker,
Honolulu 500 offered taker (Ayett is care
' G nS e"po Senator sne supposed be worth thirty
Honolulu supervisor -.
Honolulu has vaudeville talent at the present
time that ever gTaced this village tho A h team At
the Empe singing trio at the Park with the emphasis Sis
Hopkins chewing hair sprouts the Jean and Rabbit team song
keep Townes busy jumping pick up their gloves and hand them
artists who have of late made Honolulu something of
city Sleepy Hoowey all deserve pats the back and
encores galore, Billken bless 'em!
Talking about Jean Rabbit they out clothes
every day They expected to in town until their wardrobe
gives They have fsevn dresses also ftseven admir-
but that's not their fault they were born that way
Cohen Representative Cohen alias Prohibition Joe
Orpeum JOEL alias Cohen has imported bunch
players kckers dancers swnge catchy performers chorus can
dies star actors leaders, agedans comedians serococs ana
famous actOrines and actorets ..r,, 49,
e s'G 55 % % oSt oyen McI3ae npone who nv the way
finished giving the best of the "egt that Homo
with Honolulu is that it to good show
long boiled shirts and red millinery holds out and then
when Honolulu hasn't money left to take its best clothes out the
Service The Bungalow Chimes
The Raw Cry instead of going out in its everyday clothes to be e
waited and amused by real actors
itself with afy until it's sick and then enjoying the obbwobbes
at home.
Selling tickets for picture show show for that
violation of the law of deceRe and Demonstration of hGT
aey sold tickets to dozens of naval men and others when was
the management that the house full Payment for
admission entities the ticket purchaser to a seat
contrary block the sidewalks and yet King
street. Bishop Aaea there always to be seen half
dozen iron safes the sidewalk day and night a
bruises suddenly approaching and not seeing the
black metal strong boxes
Since African yedts Rooseyeds
the difference between Teddy campaign hat and adys ch
oose felt while the latter rooster
felt Soft music please erger Funny how fellow
catches this style of humor after reading the Honolulu ImeS
Joe Bachelor telling friends is economizng by
splitting match in two to get two strikes and two lights
out of match
Service the local military powde magazine celebrated its
birthday yesterday being year old 1t has one tooth but doesn
bite.
grand jury something like Fourth of July fire
that has been left out in the rain There's sutter but nc
explosion.
There's a report that jim Hickey has gngerpOpped
the question to one of the sOd9 SS2ts Sisters
inappropriate that Reno the divorce mill city, should ge
the Jefre Johnson fight It's great little town for knoekouS
GOdfres collecting hens and their fruit
Texas hen who laid whose shell
William Jennings Bryan 1T sounds like Texas steer
isn't Hundreds Democrats paid free silver for feathers iron
the artistbrd for souvenirs
Which the mysterious the btuiic boom the btu
ithic bride that came?
Pop Cunha the odme philosophers and friends is ais
one of the strongest temperance advocates in Honolulu
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Bit you!
Bit you ithic
Ayres Caudne
He's the animal medicine man and engagement with gan
cred gedng Waiuku Horse DOCTOR poet foo
racer and small farmer Herb Ayes manages to keep moving
land created under recent Organ