The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-01-06

Wife-in a battle OF tongues WON
an can hold her own. Husband
Myes. p'raps she can; but she never
does.-TitBiis.
Wantanno- Why DO you call that
boy OF yours Flannel" Dunno Be
cause he just naturally shrinks from
washing London TltBits.
That clerk Of yours seems TO be
hard worker" Yes. that's his sDe-
eialty." what. workingg" NO
seeming to.''--Boston Transcript
Mrs. Blsecker (upstairs) Bridget.
have you turned the gas on in the par
r as ! told your The New Domestic
swsl-Yis. mum; can't yex smell III
Christian Advocate.
Elderly Lady Doctor. am troubled
with hailucination that am being
followed BY a man what sort OF cure
would you suggest Honest Physician
"A mlrror.-cievsland Leader
Fortune Teller-You will be very
poor until you are thirty-hye years OF
age Impecunious Poet eagerly
And after fhenf Fortune-Teller You
will get used 10 1.-THE Sketch.
Miss Homeleigh Perhaps you WON'T
believe Il. but strange man tried 70
Kiss me once Miss cutting-RealIy.
Well. he'd have been a strange man II
he'd tried 10 kiss you ce.-liius-
irated Bits
why does your baby cry 50 muchf"
Say. Il you had all your teeth out.
your hair on and your legs 50 weak
you couldn't stand on them. ] rather
fancy you'd feel like crying yourself
-Lippinoott's
Al used & word Ia speaking 10
my wife which Offended her sorciy
week ago. She has not spoken a syl-
liable 10 me siBce. B.-would you
mind teiiiag me what Il wasg-flie-
gende Blaefier.
Faiher-.Why have you kept ne
waiting. Johnnyl JOHNNY man
dropped ten cents IN the gutter
Father DID Il take 20 long 70 and III
Johnny-No: but had to wait until I
he wens away
Mfs. Hub-what is this thing the
expressmAn just brought Mr.. Hub
The seiiee you asked me to get Mira.
linbb-M Mercy. what a mani ! didn't
nay a settee: told you tea set
Boston Transcript
To-day my wife and myself had
the most foolish sQuabble OF our mar
Red career" And what was the sub
yect Of your discussion Hos We
would invest our money II We had
any. kansas City Journal.
4 don't see why you are dismiss
ing me- said his chauffeur. angrily.
Didn't I take you out in your car
twice last month"; Yes. answered
the owner. ~bus you wouldn't take me
where wanted 20 Collie.
A young man in Pratt said to the
divine object Of bis alteration; Do
you think your father would object to
me marrying your" She replied; Il
don't know. II he's anything Ike me
be would. kansas City Star.
Mamma Edgar. didn't tell you
40, to take any more preterees from
Tie garg Edgar Yes. ma Mamma
Then. Il you wanted some. Why didn't
You ask for thcmg Edsar-' Cause
wanted some Modern Society.
cholly sofshcd-Say. Mr. Killtime. |
er-love your daughter and want TO
marry her Is there any insanity In
your familyg Mr.. Kllltime-No,
young man. there's not. an. moreover.
there Amt goln 4 bel-Chicago Daily
News.
cracie-Oh. AIR. Nocoyne. how lovely
II You to bring me these beautiful
rosesi How sweet they are. and how
freshl | do believe there Is little
dew on them yeti Nocoyne- W-well,
yes. there Ia: but III pay Il to-mor-
row.--Tit-B ita "A
DO you and you wife ever have any
differences Of o2inionT asked the inn
pertinent acquaintance. only once In
while" answered Mr.. Meekton.
when Henrietta changes her mind
.bout something and neglects to no
ify s.r-washington Star.
stern Parent lbringing out the
Itrap) Now. Tommy. I suppose you
Snow Why am going to whip you.
lon't you7 Little Tommy-Yes. sir;
Tou are going to whip me because
I'M 20 small. II was as big as the I
nan next door you wouldn't dare lay 1
finger on me |
A New Yorker. dining Philedel.
,hia friend. desired 70 show him all
he delicacies Of the season. One dish
d particular the Philadelphian ex
laimcd over In delight. That 10
Ne OF snails.s said his New York /
' Don't you have snaila in Phil
s - AZ "oh. yea" responded the
rn,'& hian: rbut we can't catch the
pesNs - 'e--Llppinootfs Magazine.
w''n me-" "a the coroner. do you |
s know VIA VIA, I'VE the deceased had |
!, s,,' s'' na"nr.~ Ideg' Yes. Judge.
o ooa. I'D 'In,scea.sdes witness POM
sir." The coroner ~ ms mo''ss
everybody. looked int6u o''se'ss :
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