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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06
A Reprimand.

Mrs. Brown was on her way to
prayer meeting, and as she passed the
Jones home she saw Bobby sitting on
the porch.
Aren't you afraid out here alone,
Bobby"
Pm not alone" was Bobby's an
swer.
who is with your" asked Mrs.
Brown.
Now, Mrs Brown" said Bobby. i'm
pressively, "if you was good woman,
you would know who was with me-"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06
PAPA'S POSITION SET FORTH
Explanation of Youthful suitor That
Doubtless Satisfied Father of His
Adored One.

Eyes, SIR" said the pale youthful
suitor; 1--WE come to ask you for your
daughters hand. She is fair as lii
les, sweet as honeysuckle, tender as
violet, charming"
as that Mary you are talking
about?" asked papa.
Eyes, sir. 1t is mere formality,
know, this asking for your daughters
hand; but we thought it would be
pleasant to you if it were observed
Mary's papa stiffened.
"And may / inquire" he asked
who suggested that asking my con
sent to Mary's marriage was mere
formality?'
"You may, sir" replied the young
man, simply 1T was Mary's mother.
PHILADELPHIA Inquirer.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06
A nCrisis.u

A mother of seven-year-old lad
was daily expecting visit from the
stork, and found the little fellows con-
duct so annoying that his father was
called upon to interfere.
Bobby" said papa, mamma is quite
i'll, and we are afraid that if you
are not better boy and mind your
mother, it will bring on a crisis. Now,
my boy, perhaps you don't know what
a crisis is"
"Oh, yes, do, papa said Bobby,
blithely, 'it's either boy or a girl
Judge.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications. as they cannot reach the dis.
eased portion OF the There is only one way to
cure deafness. and that is by constitutional remedies
Deafness Is caused by an in1amed condition OF the
mucous lining OF the Eustachian Tube, When this
tube is inflamed you have rumbling sound or i'm
perfect hearing and when 1t is entirely closed Deaf
ness the result and unless the Inflammation be
taken out and this tube restored to Its normal cond
ton. hearing will be destroyed forever; nine
out OF ten are caused by Catarrh, which nothing
but an inflamed condition OF the mucous surfaces
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case OF
Deafness Caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold by Druggists. 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06
Ronanarte,s Resolve,

Napoleon entered the clubhouse
with frown foot deep on his fore
head, and a temper not fit for publica-
ton.
Mile tonnerres!" he calculated. eff
| ever play golf with Baron Munchau-
sen again may l end my days on the
island of st. Helena"
Whats the matter with Munich,
Bony?" asked Caesar, looking up from
his asbestos copy of the Congressional
Record.
you get nothing but bad lies all
over the links" retorted the emperor.
-Lippincotts.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06
An lmprovement.

"Yes," said the man with the shaggy
eyebrows, 1--WE have monograph.
We've got several Italian grand opera
records, and last week discovered a
way to make their reproduction abso-
lutely perfect"
"Indeed?" asks the man with the
purple nose What is it?"
81 rub little garlic on the record
before it is played"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06
EXPLAINING the Soul.

The following dialogue took place
between two very small boys on their
way home from Sunday school:
Willie-Where is my soul?
Bobby-It isn't any place; it's just
air.
Willie-How can 1t go to heaven
when it's just air?
Bobby-Why, your body goes, too.
Willie-Bones and all?
Bobby-Yes, everything but your
clothes.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06
At or About This lime.

"Why do they call them ocean
liners?" she asked
They're getting new terms every
day." he said, without looking up from
the sporting page. Il never heard it
before, but an ocean liner is probably
a hot one that isn't infielded well and
rolls into puddle or something"
She made no answer, but when he
had gone to business she phoned the
doctor about him.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06
All Tired Out.

Do you feel dull occasionally-out of
sorts? Headaches and Dizziness? The
liver. The safe, sure and easy way to get
rid of either trouble is to take NATURES
REMEDY. Take an Mr. Tablet to night
1t will sweeten the stomach and regulate
the liver, kidneys and bowels. Easy-sure
to act. Get 25c Box The A. H. Lewis
Medicine Co., st. Louis, Mo.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06

remedies but became no better. Doan's
Kidney Pills cured me and for three
years 1 have been free from kidney
trouble"
Remember the name-Doan's. For
sale by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06

l became afflicted
with kidney trouble,
and rapidly ran
down in health. l
suffered from back
ache and other kid
ney disorders and
was languid and
weak. l doctored
and used different
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06
His Face Was Turning Yellow

Someone told him that sallowness was
caused by an inactive liver. He began
taking NATURES REMEDY. his natural
color returned, his brain cleared. His liver
was again active. Mr. tablets never fail
to correct the liver, they remove the bile.
aid digestion and tone the system. Better
than Pills for Liver Ills. Take one tonight
and you'll feel better in the morning. Get
a Csc Box. All Druggists. The A. H. Lewis
Medicine Co., st. Louis, Mo.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06
The Real Hero.

$50 higgins has written historical
novel?"
YES" answered Miss Cayenne.
who is the hero of the book?"
1.-The man who has undertaken t
publish t."-Washington Star.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06
Skepticism.

"Pa, what is skeptic?"
"a man who will not eat chicken
salad because he believes it Is sinful
to butcher calves"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06

No man can be brave who considers
pain to be the greatest evil of life; nor
temperate who considers pleasure the
highest good.-Cicero.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06

Relieved BY Murine Eye Remedy. Try
Murine For Your Eye Troubles You VIII
Like Murine. 1t Soothes. SOC. at Your
Druggists. Write For Eye Books. Free.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06
Consultation

"For over nine years suffered with chronic
constipation and during this time had to take
an infection of warm water once every a. hours
before could have an action on my bowels
Happily tried cascarets, and today am well
man. During the nine years before used
cascarets suffered untold misery with internal
piles. Thanks to you, am free from all that
mis- morning. You can use this IN behalf OF
suffering humanity. B. F. Fisher, Roanoke, Ill
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent, Taste Good
Do Good. Never Sicken, Weaken or GRIPPE.
loo. 25c soc. Never sold In bulk. The gem
nine tablet stamped &C c. Guaranteed 70
cure or your money back. sjO
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06

To love abundantly, is to live abun-
dainty, and to love forever is to live
forever.-Henry Drummond.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06

Constipation causes many serious diseases. It
Is thoroughly cured by Doctor Pierce's Pleasant
Pellets. One laxative, three for cathartic.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06
An Improvement.

How did you enjoy your vaca-
tom"
''Finel 1t made new man Of mel"
'I congratulate your Wife"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06
GOOD HOUsEKEEPERs.
Poetical Truth.

Use the best. That's why they buy Red
Cross Ball Blue. At leading grocers 8 cents.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06

Many a young man is willing to
marry an heiress in spite of it.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06

Where good thoughts terminate
there is the growth of true greatness
and goodness.-Lee.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06

There's nothing in it for the under
taker when a man is buried in OBJ
livion.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06
His Finish.

HE struck fast gait when he first
went into politics"
"And now"
Now he is on the fence"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng. sOftens the gums reduces in
aammaton. allays pain. cures wind collie. sc bottle
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06

From the horny hand of toll comes
the richest harvest of content.-W.
Stewart Royson.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06

PERRY DAVIS PAINKILLER
pound of cure" For bowel troubles, skin
wounds, colds, and other ills. Csc and Soc sizes
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06

DON'T SPOIL YOUR CLOTHES.
Use Red Cross Ball Blue and keep them
white as snow. All grocers, sc a package.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06

Man, thou pendulum betwixt smile
and tear.-Byron.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06

The signature on a check is a sign
Of prosperity.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06

Always keep imagination under con-
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1910-05-06
PERMANENTLY CURED.
No Kidney Trouble in Three Years

Mrs. Catharine Kautz, 1922 Center
St., Findlay, O., says: -Four years ago
The Detroit times., 1910-11-07
ASSAULTS WIFE; FINED SOS.
Geo. McManus' Attack on Women's
Good Name Doesn't Save Him.

Husband and wife engaged in bitter
conflict In Police Justice STEMS court,
Saturday morning, when Mrs. Hulda
McManus charged George McManus
with assault and battery. The wife
said that recently the husband came
to her apartments with a friend and
that after he struck her several times.
he grabbed her pocketbook and both
men ran out and jumped a street car.
McManus charged that his wife was
keeping company with other men
and mentioned a physician as one with
whom she had been most friendly.
Then the husbands friend took the
stand. He declared the wife had made
suggestion to him. In which her IL.
year-old daughter was involved.
You beast" sobbed Mrs. McManus,
how can you eft there and say such
thing?"
II don't believe word you are
saying" said Justice Stein. i've heard
quite enough of this case and I am
quite convinced that Mrs McManus
is In the right"
He fined McManus t25, with the op.
tion Of 80 days in jail.
The Detroit times., 1910-11-07
SUGAR INDUSTRY
PROVES SUCCESS
Beet Variety Shows Remarkable De-
velOpmsnt in Michigan, vieing
With Auto Trade in Importance.

with the single exception OF the
automobile industry" says +. r. Hath
away In the Pere Marquette Monthly
Magazine, mo industry In the state
Of Michigan has shown the develop
ment In the past decade that charac-
terizes the beet sugar industry. II is
only IL years since the nrst factory
was built In this state, and last year
the l6 factories In operation In Michi-
gan produced more than 26O,0O0.000
pounds Of granulated sugar. valued at
more than tl2,000,0o0." This sdoes
not take into account the by-products
which add 100000 more to the
value OF the beet sugar industry OF
Michigan, and places beet sugar ahead
Of all agricultural products.
Another remarkable feature of the
growth Of the industry in Michigan lie
the steady increase in the yield Of
beets per acre, and In the amount Of
sugar per ton Of pulp. The sugar con-
tent has increased IN the past ten
years from IL per cent to IL per cent
and for the past two years has been
greater than in any beet raising local
ity in the United States with the pos
sible exception OF some portions OF
California. II has been conclusivcly
demonstrated that the climate and
soil Of Michigan are ideal for the crop.
The beet sugar crop is an exceed
ingly profitable one for the railroads
OF Michigan to move, The freight re-
ceipts OF the railroads OF the state
arising from the handling Of this pro-
duct amounted to 1900, 900 last year.
Among the by-products OF beet sugar
manufacture is what Is known as a
ftal molasses and most OF the Michi-
gan factories sell this molasses to a
chemical manufacturing company III
Bay City, which makes from this ma
terial high grade alcohol. The ex-
else tax on this alcohol amounts to
more than 100000 per year. This
contribution TO the national treasury
offsets in a measure the benefits
which the beet sugar industry derives
from the tariff by which II is pro-
tected. In the meantime, sugar Is sold
here at lower price than anywhere
else in the civilized world, with the
exception Of England, and one OF two
Of her colonies.
Sugar has declined in price during
| the last decade, largely owing TO the
development of the beet sugar indus
try. In 1900 the average price in New
York was $5.92 per hundredweight,
while the average price for 1909 was
S4.76, and the average for ten years
$4.S4.
Those who few years ago invested
their money in the beet sugar indus
try, have reason to feel proud OF Its
development during the past ten
years. The leading companies are
now on a regular dividend basis. and
II looks as II the experimental stage
Is past, and that the sugar business
has taken rank as a stable industry
of great magnitude.
The Detroit times., 1910-11-07
AMERICAN AUTHOR
ENvIOUS OF CHINESE
Wishes He Could Write A Play Sir
Months Long Like 0rientals.
Author of The Social Buccaneer Sea-
sons "Best-Seller," Talks On
Drama Of East.

Eyerybody's wife, as everybody
knows, is talking about The Social
Bucaneer," the dashing new mystery
story by Frederic s. Isham that has
been caught In gale of popular favor.
Not that Mr.. Everybody is not inter
ested, too Mr.. Everybody reads till
all hours Of the night in order to fol-
low to the end the perilous course OF
this new tangled pirate. But Mrs.
Everybody and Miss Everybody have
been particularly impressed with the
love story. They like 1t from the mo-
ment when the buceaneering Mr.. Bruce
meets Marjorie Wood as he strolls
along fifth-aye. until they appear to-
gEther In the little Japanese play. THE
Beggar Prince" aud the mystery
which has kept the Everybodies on the
keen edge Of excitement for 300-odd
pages is all 30 beautifully resolved.
In depicting this Japanese theatri-
cal performance in New York house,
an amateur novelty, MIR. lkhAm. the au-
thor OF THE Social Bucaneer" has
described a kind of entertainment he
has a marked prediction for. When
ever be drifts into the old city OF
Kyoto, he times his arrival to the sea
classical dramas you may look
writes the author, '"and find many a
drearier nook and corner than a box at
the Karllrenjo theateT, when the dance
is symbolical OF Joy. and you watch,
while before you reposes a cup OF
warm sake, little 12-year-old Miss OH
Be-Joyful-Forever, whose slim fingers
rest on your knee as she turns to you
an artless countenance, light as a
cherry blossom ,.--
II Is the charming American Mar.
jorie who does the Oh-Be-Joyfulling
Fora Thousand-Years in THE Social
Buccanoer.
The little play that so happily brings
the exciting story to a conclusion is
only q kind of Japanese curtain-raiser
Some plays in China and Japan last
several weeks. Mr.. Isham, who once
wrote play that had a brief run In
New York, rather emphatically adyo.
Gates the Chinese method Of author.
ship 'Tf you write play six months
klong. Il will have to run for six
months observes the novelist. Il com
mend the Chinese method TO American
dFsmatiEts. He can always learn
from these remarkable people"
Mr.. Ishsm has no occasion to be
ueful about the vogue OF his literary
productions The Social Bucaneer"
ias leaped Immediately into the best
selling class OF popular novels and is
rot likely to be displaced for months
o come Already steps have been
AIKEN looking TO dramatization and
dramatic production. And who knows
Dut that we shall see The Social Buc-
ABeer" running on the boards "a long
-~N - CFhf-~-O -
The Detroit times., 1910-11-07

OF sheeran. and provided her with a
ticket 10 Duluth. She and her two
year-old child left Detroit In the even
ing. II was feared she would not
reach the bedside of her husband be-
fore he died, as the surgeons IA at
tendance said he could not recover.
Sheeran is member OF the Lake Car.
riers' welfare plan.
Sheeran is said 10 have been IN.
volved in a quarrel with Bradford
Voshall and Edward Murphy, the lat
ter fireman on the Barlow. when he
was shot. Voshall, whose home Is In
Cleveland, is locked up in Duluth on
suspicion OF doing the shooting. He
The Detroit times., 1910-11-07

The Detroit Woman's Press club
will meet in the Scripps branch II
brary Tuesday evening. Nov. 8. when
-. vtGi-- Cr~...N ~tli road > n7nsr
The Detroit times., 1910-11-07
CYR0wsKI SWITCHES.
Former Democrat Says He'll Support
Republicans This Time.

Former Democrat Says He'll Support
Republicans This Time.
The Democratic party doesn't seem
To appreciate the Polish people. The
thing for the Poles 10 do is TO get
with the party that Is doing things.
and which treats with them as citi.
zens, instead OF expecting that they
will he swung as a mass. | am for
the Republican ticket, with a few ex-
ceptions, and advise the other mem.
beers OF our nationality to follow my
example"
August Cyrowski, attorney and for.
mer Democratic candidate for state
senator in the Second district, Great.
ed a sensation when he made this
statement in a meeting OF the Polish.
American Civic league, in Polonia hall
Friday night.
81 do not know just how | shall
ally myself in future. but don't think
shall ever again be dyed-in-the-wool
Democrat. said Mr.. Cyrowski over
the telephone, Saturday. Il am for
DENLY and for nearly the whole Re
publican ticket at present, because
think they can do most for the inter.
ests OF their constituents.
Cyrowski was a candidate for state
senator two years ago. and was de.
feated by Gustav Kruger by a narrow
margin. This year. he was a candl.
date for the Democratic nomination,
but was defeated by James Murtha.
The Detroit times., 1910-11-07
ADDITIONAL MUSIC.

Edwin Hughes. head OF the piano
department of the Ganapol School OF
Musical Art, will give a piano recital
about Nov. Is.
The junior class of the Detroit Con-
servatory of Music, held its first
meeting Wednesday afternoon, when
the following officers we're elected: j.
Bertram Bell, president; Miss Helen
Smith. vic-president; Miss Nellie
Dench, secretary, and Miss Florence
Morehead, treasurer.
For the first organ recital which
Clarence Eddy, the noted concert or
ganist, will give in the North Baptist
church. Friday evening, Nov. IS, Ar
thur Russell. the Detroit baritone, will
sing. Mr.. Eddy will also play an af-
ternoon program the following day In
the same church, the soloist for which
has not been decided upon by the
church authorities under whose au-
spices Mr.. Eddy il brought to De.
troit The organ in the North Bap.
fist church is said to be one OF the
finest in the country, and will be
heard to the greatest advantage under
Mr.. Eddys master hand.
80
The first free public recital Of the
Michigan chapter Of the American
Guild Of Organists, will be held In the
First Congregational church, Monday
evening, Nov. z, at o'clock. The re-
cital will also embody a religious ser.
vice, the address to be given by the
pastor, the Rev. j. Percival Huget
who will speak on Music sent up to
God" The organists participating
will include Truman J. Wolcott, j. c.
BatcheIder, and Albert w. Platte. OF
Detroit, and N. Cawthorne, of Port
Huron. Miss Edith de Muth. soprano
will sing, and the quartet choir of the
church will render several anthems.
Miss Viola Geist, pupil OF Miss
Minnie Well. has been appointed con
tralto soloist In the Forestave. Pres.
hvterian church
The Detroit times., 1910-11-07
pEnr T==
zeal
GETS OPTION ON MoY FARM
Jacobson Real Estate Co. Dlckers Fo
Property in Windsor.

FTOpeTJ w WIuoooT'
John Davis, of Windsor. has given q
30-day option to the Jacobson Rea
Estate Co.. of Detroit, on the Moy
farm, a large tract OF open land In the
eastern part OF Windsor. The farm
comprises about 135 acres. The resi-
dence OF Mr.. Davis, located on por
ton OF the land, Is not included In
the option.
Just what the Jacobson Co. wants
the property for Is not known. II Is
thought that it might be wanted for
a new real estate subdivision. Rumor
also has II that the company is acting
In behalf OF the Grand Trunk In con
nectinn with proposed tunnel.
A. 3. Atwater, assistant 10 Presl'
dent Hays of the Grand Trunk for the
lines west OF Detroit, said. Saturday
morning, however, that the Grand
Trunk was in no way interested in
the deal
We are not planning to build a
The Detroit times., 1910-11-07
DETROIT ENGINEER SHOT.
Jas. sheeran Fatally Injured In Guar
rel On Boat at Duluth.

Word was received in Detroit. Fri.
day afternoon. that James Sheeran,
No. I'll Franklln-st, second engineer
ON the steamer j. II. Barlow. was shot
in the stomach during a quarrel on
the boat, at Duluth, Friday morning,
and that he was dying in St Mary's
hospital, Duluth. President William
Livingstone, OF the Lake Carriers as
ISOLATION, who received the announce.
ment OF the tragedy, notified the wife
The Detroit times., 1910-11-07

CoNSTANTINoPLE, Via. PHIL
PoPPoLTs,. Nov. 5.--Turkey is so
busily engaged today in concentrat.
ing tropos on the Persian frontier
that her troubles with Greece have
been temporarily put aside. There
are even reports current. here that
the Sultan's cavalry has crossed into
Persia. These reports are unconArm-
ed, but there is no question that
Turkey will resist the plan of Eng
land and Russia to divide the Shah 8
kingdom between them as told In
yesterdays United Press cables
The Detroit times., 1910-11-07

tunnel here" said Mr.. Atwater, and
We have no use for the land in ques-
ton. The option was certainly not
taken in behalf of the Grand Trunk"
Mr.. Jacobson, head OF the Jacobson
Co., recently appeared in the limelight
by proposing to stretch bridge
across the Detroit river at Ecorse.
The Detroit times., 1910-11-07

LISBON. Nov. EVERY political
prisoner in Portugal was hbeI ated to-
day and the prison sentences OF all
criminals we're reduced one-third. The
new republic was proclaimed one
month ago, and the freeing OF the 20
litical prisoners and reduction OF sen.
fences for The crlnri1al nz'r 49, 49,