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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-25
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-25

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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-25

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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-25

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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-25

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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-25

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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-25
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-25

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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-25

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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-25

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plain and fancy fabrics. with
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-25

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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24
,.ElE..lI,.....NE

pasteurized. 1t is very easy to ac-
complish this without any special ap-
paratus.
Put the milk in milk bottle. Take
tin pie plate and punch the bottom
full of holes Turn this upside down
in the bottom of the kettle and set tho
bottle on It, This will prevent bump
ing when the water is heated.
Punch hole through a piece of
cardboard and insert in the top of the
bottle. Through this hole suspend a
thermometer. A good thermometer
with the scale etched on the glass
should be used. Heat the water until
the Thermometer registers 155 de-
grees.
The bottle should be then removed
and allowed to stand for twenty or
thirty minutes. Cover the bottles with
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24

A heavy draft horse should be long
ribbed. II horse is short-ribbed he
is light in his middle and nearly al
ways a poor feeder. His stomach is
too small to contain enough feed to
serve him from one meal to another.
When put into hard work he gener-
ally has a fagged-out appearance. A
light-eentered horse seldom weighs
well, and weight in draft horse, if
1t comes from bone, sinew end muscle,
goes a long way toward determining
his commercial value.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24
OLD TABLE CUSTOMS.
How Hospitality Was Dispensed in the
Seventeenth Century

An account of hospitality in 1929
gives a good idea of the manner in which
a country gentleman of that period lived
Dinner and supper were brought in by
the servants with their hats on, a custom
which is corroborated by Fynes Mory-
son. who says that being at a knights
house. who had many servants to attend
BIN, they brought in the meats with
their heads covered with blue caps.
After washing their hands in a basin
they sat down to dinner and SIR James
PTingle said grace. The viands seemed
to have been plentiful and excellent,
big pottage, long kale, bowe of white
kale, which is cabbage. "brach soppe,
powdered beef, roast and boiled mutton,
a venison pie in form of an egg, goose.
Then they had cheese. cut and uncut.
and apples. But the close of the feast
was the most curious thing about it.
The tablecloth was removed and on the
table were put a towel the whole
breadth of the table and half the length
of it, n basin and ever to wash, then a
green carpet laid on. then one cup of
beer set on the carpet then a little long
lawn serviter plated over the corner of
the table and a glass of hot water set
down also on the table, then be there
three boys to say grace: the first the
thanksgiving; the second the paternos-
ter; the third prayer for a blessing of
Gods church. The good man of the
house, his parents, kinsfolk and the
whole company then do drink hot wa
ter, so at supper, then to bed."-Scrap
Rnak
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24
Round Dairy Barns.


The Illinois Agricultural Experiment
Station has sent to press bulletin in
which the economy of the round daily
barn is discussed at considerable
length. Comparison CT the cost OF
round dairy barns Is discussed at con-
siderable length. Comparisons of the
cost OF round barns with rectangular
ones, including the amount and cost
OF material, the cost OF construction.
the amount of stock that can be shell
tered, the convenience in storing. han
ding, and distributing the feed, etc..
are brought out very clearly.
The bulletins include cuts and plans
OF several round barns in actual use,
an itemized statement Of the cost of a
60-foot round barn, and cuts showing
how the round barn at the agricultural
college was built, etc. The conclusions
arrived at by the author of the bulletin
are that the round barn has a great
advantage over rectangular barn In
convenience, strength and cheapness.
1t Is found that the round barn Is
more convenient because of the COM
pactness with which it is built and the
ease of getting the feed to the cows.
Investigations show that the round
barn costs from "a to 5S per cent less
than the rectangular barn containing
the same amount of space and built
OF the same grade of material.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24
Wide Wagon Tires.

AS to the desirability of the Use o.
the wide tires there can be no qdes-
ton. The most casual observation
will suffice to convince any one OF me
damage which a heavily laden wagon
equipped with the ordinary sharp
rounded, narrow tires, will produce Oh
any road. There is also another, anu
perhaps even greater advantage 10 D'
gained by the use of the wide tires
viz, the increased hauling cAp@e'''
attained
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24
FUNNYGRAPHS.
Starts with D and Ends with N

Starts with D and Ends with N.
There is a word a little word,
That's often used by angry men
When they to vent their wrath are stirred
1t starts with d and ends with n.
When prOvocG ton has occurred.
All need Gafety valve. What then?
1t lets off harmless steam, this word
That starts with ID and ends with n.
But down in Devon tbs ayerred
Your rage you must prisoner pen.
They jump upon the little word
That starts with ID and ends with n.
The beaks their loins with virtue grid.
Whenever it comes within their ken,
And fine the wretch who says the word
That starts with ID and ends with n.
o Devon, Land of cream and curd,
Thank Heaven my residential den
Lies not in you, who bar the word
That starts with d and ends with n!
I'd soon be broke, if absurd
Were fined on each occasion when
| said the sbul-relieving word
That starts with ID and ends with n.
London Truth.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24

tile. Failure to restore to the soil the
necessary elements of which it has
been robbed means the same In New
York, Kansas, Virginia or anywhere
else. Every farm plant, to prosper,
must find in the soil, readily available,
the elements needed for its develop
ment If a farmer finds the soil lack
Ing in elements needed for certain
crops he should either supply the de-
ficiency or not attempt their raising
This is true of corn or wheat, cotton.
or tobacco, no less than alfalfa
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24
Pounds
To Control Gray Rot.

For the prevention of gray rot OF
grapes one investigator recommends g
treatment which he claims is very sim
pie and efficient This consists Of thin
ming the leaves on the north side Oh
the vines and spraying with Bordeaux
mixture, to which soap is added 10
make it more adherent. The treatment
should be made about July 25, or at the
stage when the grapes have just about
reached their full size. If the fungi
eide is thoroughly applied at this time
no further trouble may be anticipated
from this disease
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24
Lysander Johns Dinner.

I.ysander John Appleton. whose wife
sends him his dinners in bucket, was
recently invited out to supper, when he
surprised his hostess by mixing the po-
tatoes. meat, salad, pie, etc, on his plate,
and stirring them together with spoon.
He is used 10 eating that way" his
wife explained; everything gets upset
like that in his dinner bucket, and now
he viii eat no other way" Then she
sighed i'm the way women have of sigh
ing after telling of the peculiarities of
the men-AtchiSon Globe,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24
Three Kinds of Corns.

Three kinds of corns to which horses
are subject are generally recognized:
The dry, moist and suppurating. The
dry corn is recognized by the blood
stained horn and is not attended with
excessive Inflammation. Moist corns
are recognized by the large amount Of
Inflammation, shown by the fluid ae-
cumvlating in the region of the corn.
Suppurating corns are the moist corns
which have become infected with pus
germs.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24
WONDER WHY.

] wonder why the cooks we like
From us are always ON the hike.
wonder why food scars sky high
When biz is dull ana money shy.
Why my last summers suit win do,
But wife must have one that's new.
wonder why the stork makes friends
With folks who cannot meet both endS.
wonder why when home / seek
At one, the stairs so loudly creak.
Why skeeters round my mug will play
When there's a peach two steps away.
Why when an outing ] have planned
1t always rains to beat the band.
And when advancing stocks | buy
Down, down they go-i wonder why?
&C. H. W in Brooklyn Eagle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24
CoIInpsibIo Chtcken Coon

The average chicken coop made NJ
soap box or some other small box is
not always convenient for carving
around, and use in different places. An
A-shaped coop is little better than an
ordinary box. The accompanying
sketch. says Georgia writer in Popu,
lar Mechanics, shows collapsible 4.
shaped coop that can be folded and
stored away or carried set up fer use.
anywhere.
The main frame is made in four,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24
Inns Cost a Dollar More.

Richard lie Caffeine, the poet was
entertaining n group of magazine editors
at luncheon in New York
To a compliment upon his fame Mr.. lie
Caffeine said lightly:
But what is poetiCal fame in this age
of prose? Only yesterday a schoolboy
came and asked me for my autograph. !
assented willingly And today at break
East time, the boy again presented MIN
self.
"'Will You give me your autograph.
Sir?' he said,
But said /. / gave you my auto
graph yesterday
~ swopped that and dollar he
answered. for the autograph of Jim JEFF
fries, New York Tribune.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24
Enectua1 Against 1Indew.

Potassium sulphide Oliver OF sur
phur), three ounces in ten gallons oI
water. This solutions is valuable 'o'
the goossberry and other powdery 'I.'.
dews. for which 1t seems even more
effectual than Bordeaux mixture o.
though its effects are less last'ng. ~
does not discolor the fruit and Is 4a'''
harmless.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24
A Case of Mistaken Identity.

When Jacob Schnitzler, OF a city in
Ohio, read in the evening paper that he
was dead, and his body was lying at
the morgue, he went Mt once to the place,
and sure enough found himself laid ont
on a slab ms dead as anyone could he who
was not living.
The face of the corps was SO much
like his own, that Jacob had to rub his
eyes, thinking something must he wrong
with his vision; but no. the mans cloth
ing was like his own. Jacob could not
see the eyes. So he said;
Vat ish dc color of his eyes,
When they raised up the eyelids he
saw they were black. He exclaimed,
with sigh of relief:
Dot ish better, | know dot ish not
mine body. Dose eyes are black, and
mine are blue. Mine himmel; vot a
narrow escape | have had! Not Il CLOSE
call dot vas,"--From Norman +. Mack,
National Monthly
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24

ferred to the fact that the man with the
largest sense of humor he had ever
struck was an Englishman-a dentist.
He went to him after suffering long with
n toothache He refused TO have gas,
and the dentist pulled out tooth, leav-
ing him writing lin pain, and took the
tooth to the window where he laughed
quite heartily. He groaned What's the
ioke?" Wrong tooth, " said the dentist
Buffalo Commercial.
-
Fortunate.
Myer-According to reports there are
no eats in the Arctic regions.
Gyer-That's II fortunate thing for the
native. isn't il!
Myer-How SO?
oyer Well. just imagine cats in a
country where the nights are six months
long.-Chicago Daily News.
-
Reproach.
IF YOU had had the tiniest bit of love
for me you would never have married
me,"-Witzige Blaetter.
-
A Query.
"PopY
What is it. sonY'
lis an osteopath an end man in
minstrel show?'
"Gracious. nc. child. What put such
an idea into your headW
''Well. they told us at school he was a
specialist in nes."-Pittsburg Post.
Appetizing.
Guest-Pve just swallowed a hair
Waiter-Well, sir that ought to tickle
your palate, sir
Delays of Anticipation.
.'Are you still taking cold plunge
every morning.
No. quit doing that to save time"
*Why. cold plunge doesn't take but
a minute or two.
II know. but / used to spend three
quarters of an hour curled up in bed,
hesitatng. - Birmingham Age Herald.
-
Delay.
IN be ready in minute she said to
her husband.
You needn't hurry now,'' he called
up some time later. Il find that ! shall
have to shave again. Detroit Free
Press.
More Interesting.
Fair Girl-My father made his fortune
when he was a young man. Would you
like to know how he die it?
Gallant Youth-Not particularly hut l
would like to know if he still has it
Catholic News.
Rubbing 1t In.
What pawt have you-aw- weserved
foh me. Miss Coachem?' asked young
Sapleigh of the fair manager of the
amateur theatricals.
why really, Mr., Sapeigh.' she re-
piled. Il am afraid I have oy Rocked
you, and all the parts have been as
signed. Oh, by the way, there is still
the part of the heroine's father; | think
that would about fit you"
The pawt is WEAKLY of little-aw-
consequence, duncher know, just so I'm
one of the-aw-actahs. said Sapleigh.
What am I-aw-supposed to do in the
pawtI"
We'll" answered the fair manager,
las the heroine is supposed to be an or
| phan, il viii be up - you to remain
| dead. Brooklyn Life.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24
Crafty Advice.

Would it be any harm to deceive her
about my ageE' inquired the elderly mil
honaire.
Probably not"
I'm sixty. How would il do to con-
fess to fiftyT'
Il think your chances would be better
with her if You claimed seventy-hve."--
Washington Herald
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24
Collecting Nitrogen From the Az

Nitrogen is contained in grea- q .-a-
titles in the air above US, but IL ca a..
not be purchased and used VITA % 49,
in farming, except under speeIa- W.
ditions. Glover and other legu1---.
plants can draw ali they require . "a
the atmosphere by means OF 3A-'s''
that live on their roots.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24

parts and joined together with hinges
as shown in Figure /. The frame can
be covered with wire netting or boards
on top part with netting on the ends.
The hinged frames provide a way to
open either end. A small hook and eye
should be provided at each end to hold
the parts In place.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24

with a view to increasing their trad.
among the rural population. In Ger
tain sections they have made larga
contributions to aid the farmers in
building their lines.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24

It is important to know that there 's
little difference between successful al.
falfa growing ana the successful grow
ing of other crops. Poor farming never
brings big crops, nor will poor land
produce as big yields as the more fer
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24
Mark of Distinction.

One of our candidates was out in the
country a few days ago. when he came
to a house where little hoy was play
ing, and the candidate inquired of the
little hoy where his father was. The lit
tie fellow said:
He's down in the pasture thar with
the hogs You'll know pop. for he's got
n hat on."-Atlanta Georgian.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24
Insult TO Injury.

Burglar Bill Ito wealthy grocerl-Now
then. out of it, and do this little lot up
into a parcel. l never was no hand at
that kind of thiug,-Comic Cuts.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24

Pasteurizing MILK at Home.
If milk is not drawn under the most
sanitary conditions 1t is not advisable
to feed 1t to children without being
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24

Merchants in the South have awak-
ened to the value Of rural telephone
lines. and are seeking to develop them.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24

According to figures furnished by
the Connecticut Experiment Station.
the weight of one quart of feed is as
follows:
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24

Advertise in this paper, and make YOU
wants known to your home people, and
stimulate enterprise in our vicinity.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24
Governmental Machinery.

why do you call your engine Central
American Republic?"
Because" answered the inventor, ''it
yields n maximum number of revolutions
with a minimum application of initial
force. Washington Star.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24

Wifey-This pudding is sample of
the new cooks work, What do You
think of it?
Hub-Td call it mediocre.
Wifey-No, dear it's tapioca.-Boston
Transcript
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24

This world is but a whirling thing
That rushes ON through space;
1t always travels In ring
Back to the same old place.
And we who cling as best we may
Unto it's fragile shell
Repeat experience day by day,
With nothing new to tell,
Washington star
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24

a towel to make them cool off slowly.
After twenty or thirty minutes cool the
milk as quickly as possible by setting
1t in cold water.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24
Wonders of the Census.

Census Enumeration Conklin of this
place reports a curious incIGent on Silver
mountain, where people live to be quite
old.
Finding an aged man sitting on the
front porch and weeping bitterly, the
enumerator inquired the trouble, where
upon the man, between sObs, calculated.
My dad licked me-"
How old are you?' asked Conklin.
"Eighty-uine, was the reply,
Where is your father
He is behind the house splitting
wood
Conkln found the old man engaged AZ
the wood pile and among other questions
asked him why he had whipped his son.
why, the little cuss was throwing
stones at his granddad," the woodchop-
per answered. C0nklin then inquired.
Where is the grandfather?
The man said, as he resumed the at
tack on the wood pile Oh he got hit
on the head and has gone in to have his
mother put on some sticking plaster. -
Millerton IN. " Dispatch in Middle
town Register.
The Chief Crime.
The minister's class at the Kirk of To.
hermory had been reading the story of
Joseph and his brethren, and the min
lister was asking the boys a few queS
tons in review. Their replies mad al
been quick, concise and correct, such as
What great crime did these sons OF
Jacob conmit?''
They sold their brother Joseph
Quite correct And for how much did
they sell himY'
Twenty pieces of silver"
And what added TO the cruelty ano
wickedness of these brothers," A pause
What made their treachery even more
detestable and heinous?"
Then a bright little Highlander
stretched out an eager hand.
We'll, my MANI
Please sir, they self him over cheap
The Housekeeper.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24
Sweet William.

"And where have you been, my pet2"
Thus little Willie's mother to little VIII
lie, on his return home after an un-
Wonted absence of several hours.
"Playin postman,' replied the family
hope,
playing poStmanT' repeated Willie's
mother. And how does one play post
man. sweet2"
why. just left letter at each house
in the road" explained the prodigy
''real letters, too"
Real letters, darling?' inquired
mamma smiling. But where ever did
you get the real letters fromY
Out of your wardrobe drawer" re-
sponded Willie-''those old ones tied up
with pink ribbons. Answers.
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Her Markswomanship.
The militia boys were going away to
camp on the morrow, and as Lieut.. Wei
hngton Grant Smith parted with his
sweetheart on the piazza, she said, Il
shall stand here tomorrow as you march
pass, aad throw a kiss at you"
But her soldier-lover said, No, don I
do that"'
''Why not?" she asked.
Because" laughed he. ten to one
you'd hit the captain. Judge.
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The Dentists Joke.
At recent dinner of the Authors
club i'm London to Owen Seaman, the
editor of Punch. Walter Emanuel, an
other member of the staff Of Punch, re-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-24
Fortunate.

NIyer-According to reports there are
no eats in the Arctic regions.
Gyer-That's II fortunate thing for the
native. isn't il?
Myer-How SO?
Oyer Well. just ina CINE cats in a
country where the nights are six months
long.-Chicago Daily News.