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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-29
PARADE REST.

Major Steedman, retired; Captain
w. J. Lutz of the 2Sth infantry, ana
Col. w. J. Trueman, will inspect the
troops here Wednesday,.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-29
OFF FOR THE COUNTRY.

C.. L. Vigness is eff for the countf!
to look after the work pertaining to
his department. Incidentally in con-
nectfon, he will appraise some school
lands
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-29
DUTY CALLS.

DUTY CALLS.
J. l.. Harvey, field manager Of the
state land department.; has started on
his tour of leasing school and public
lands. His first work begins In Ben
son county.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-29
BUSINESS RuaHiNc

BUSINESS RUSHING.
Business in the 500 freight Offices is
rushing. Extra men have been put
on to meet the volume of trade and
to keep up with the public needs
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-29
NEXT BATCH.

Nc%V oA UNVs
The next batch of land proofs will
come up commencing April and con-
tinuing on from that date.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-29
COURT HOUSE YARD.

The court house yard is being put
In apple pie order TO keep pace with
the balance of the improvements now
going on.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-29
SURPRISED HER MOTHER.

Mrs. N. o. Kamstad surprised her
mother, Mrs. w. H. Winchester, by
walking in on her at San Diego, CAL,
Saturday afternoon to spend Easter
with her. Both will return home
about May /.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-29
ANOTHER FIRE SUFFERER

H. B. Moff1t of Menoken, one of the
recent prairie fire sufferers, was in
the city yesterday on business con-
nected with getting a new start. Mr..
Motif lost nearly everything he had
and has got to start from the ground
floor up again,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-29

WEs5 Bros. SHOE DEPT,
10 the place to buy Shoes.
II you want a good smoks-smoke
the GOV. BURKE Cigar.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-03-29

HURRAH FOR BISMARCK.
The Lewis Vidger Co., shipped in
the neighborhood of two hundred
boxes of fruit yesterday to different
The Washington times., 1910-12-03
Northwest.

Tenn and = streets northwest (southsazt
cor1erI-Le1n TCbriuFr and August Daetz
tst - sTuzre So. $500. Clarence r Ahalt
con n'ess same property 10 William Hayden
Company. - .9l1-
IT street northwest between T-hirIy--third a-t
I-irtz--tou--h s-reets-peter J Clarke -
uX- o. Barnett ana E1.lie Levy. lot g,
square lisa s-1-
80 ana - Teuth street n5rthvvest-IIuzo l.
walter e uL- 10 Thomas J. keefe. i7t ls-
square go $40 Thomas = E-eta conveys
same properly e. lea May walter. $40
9 street northwest between Inlru ana
EOuECh s-ree-s-Auelia Sproesser et al %
Katharine Spr1esser. part original lots .
all 3 square % SO
s16 Third street nJrthWest-Annie F. Ward q
Michael d Reidy, parr original lot D.
square 81. SO
Squares 81. 30. 5. s77-Patrick CIeary TO Jo-
hanna Cleary- part DOT Is. square 81 lot +,
square 80, part lot - square 81 part lot q
square 5 aart lot Il. square So, and lot g
North Capitol street northwest. between n
and y streets-1Iary J. Casson 20 Edward
Casson- lot ~ square 6i9. 80
1895 X street narthSxest-CIarence Barnard
et TX 10 AdeIbert O and Anna l. Potter.
lot no. square I92- SO
2ZI9 T street uorthuest-Iarnes 3 T Tup-
per e. UN 10 William T. and Clinton G.
Mann lot 50 square $50. SO
y slreet 4pI INV est Del.teea NoI.h "a tlitlt
and First streeIs-F. WaiLace Cnls0.e-l Ct
al 20 Ernest F. and sarah W Hawkins
LOT S. square SIS SO.
c1Z5 . street u0rIhwest-Csroiine P p H"us-
ton et al 90 Edith c. and Ruth Putnam.
lot s.. square e6. SO Nict-r s Houston 20
same sane property SO
19zS Eleventh street hSyesr-JCseuh r
Edison er al. trustees 10 James r Wilder,
lot =. square 30 $500
Virginia avenue northwest between Twe1-
ty-thlrd and Tweuty-fourtn streetS-An1lle
Tierney 20 Thomas r Whelan, part lot .
square ~ 800
6C3 . street nOTthwest-Williarn Montgomery
ct al. trustees. to Masonic Mutual Lie
Association Of the District OF Columbia, lot
rs square ~. $500
y street northwest between ThirJy-fiTst
and Thirty-second streets-Robert L
. Brian 81 ux- 70 Milton s K-onhei lot
57. square 1872. SO
Virginia avenue northwest between Tventy-
third and Tweuty-fOuTth streets--.-Inle
Tierey TO Michael HOLMAN parr lot ?,
square A. 80
EIeveutF and H streets northvyest-VViliiaTn
hei5e and Emile Wagner, part original lot
6. square G95. SO
y street northwest. between Seventeenth IND
Eighteenth streets-ThOmaS J. Johns on eE
al 70 John A. T Hull and Emma G. II HI
part lots Is and Is. square 15e. SO
Rachel A. Thomas lot 2i3- square 90 SO
81 T7venty--thiri street northwest Wilmer
Latimer 81 al. trustees. 10 Ella F. Allen
part original lot :. square So $50
1879 New Jersey avenue nOrthWe eST--En1IIla =
Tho1nfordr ct al to Frederick Schneider,
lot 81 square east Of SOC. SO.
T7-eDlv-sixrh street northwest. between =
1nd streets-EIilton- A Kett7er et ux- 70
Joseph " Trimble. lot -. Sc isy- T. SO
Tvelty-frst street northwest. bst,-een F and
r streeLs-EIanna A McCaw et vir, Thomas
D. 70 Luther A. SwartZell. part lot 1'+
square 1oi Sf6a
Twentieth. street northwest. between L ana
The Washington times., 1910-12-03
.BEAUTYHINTS
Superfluous Hair

yvIu you tell me ir there IS auv uav 10
Permanently destroy clsfiEurt1E eroF.th Of
su7e-ri lous hair on uls- face and aruzg ] an
5I years old and the growth Is very had aIv
daughter ThS Is 81 similarly troubled.
have been -1-G thar CepilzLo-1as are worth
less and that nothing IS elective except the
electric needle which Z hesitate 20 Try. as
am tod g IS painful I should be glad
u you would siFe me Jour advice
IlEEl1T-TE h
Tou are wise 20 avoid the electric needle
ft is dangerous operation and besides
being Uaiuful. often leaves severe scars
have f-eutleutiy stated these col tf-l-s
that better 20 eudure the aznovaucs
than 20 suffer the pain o. the electric needle
have also warned tuqUirers against depiIa-
tories, which are worse than useless taecausz
they cause the hair 70 grow out thicker tEan
before
Recently. however. I have received some
enthusiastic and reliable reports about a
new method Originating n JAPAN which
has been suCcessfully used iu -E-s c1--.-rz-
Z DO not know its name b-t q friend or mine
who received a complete sure hT IT'S use roI5
me thai she would gladly furnish fuIr uar-
ticulars. TithoEt charge 10 anyone who
would Uri-s her
II you yIl write to Ms. Osgood. l4se X
Old p o. ST. Providence. r I enclosing q
tvro--e-t stamp fc- reply and mention -nE nv
advice. she VIII send YOU quite free OF al
cost complete Instructions which win un-
6oubte5lv enable YOU GO be permanently
rII or all trace o. the b-eCis1
BEAUTY EXPERT.
The Washington times., 1910-12-03
District Realty Transfers

II streets-GeorEe 2. Williams et TX 70
y Lan-o1 Burcheli. pa-t original lot :,
yeys same property 70 Corneiia 5 Williams
II street northwest. between Tvventy-frsr and
I1-ents.-scc-r1 strsets-Elsisard c. smith =
~ 70 Watkins i Turner part original
lot . square 7e- SO
\ street northwest. 5etTcs1 Eighteenth and
Nluere@l-- streers-F}ea5a-uiu 8 Minor.
trustee. u Stevens T Mason. original lot g.
square Ie- S-1 or
I7s5 ana 17ze u street uorthy-est-afary A
Lynch q al % Martin Y. King. all interest
10 lots 81 and s. square l5-. SO
and TUeu-y-zeconI .s--eets-Jarnes s. Fraser
70 LaEgerr-EFaser Company. lot 53. square
Second and C streets uo-thvVest-ArnoId T.
Lewis % John 2 Cochran- parr original lot
Thirty-four1h street northwest. between o
and ? streets-EEenrv Hurt et all. trustees
% Martha ". Petty lot 1zZ- square I245, So
Northeast.
A street northeast. between Fifteenth and
Sixteenth streets-Jarnes F. Hood ct al.
trustees. 10 John c. DeiclInaa lots Sc 70
a. S. - q. q. square 10ss. s.
Twelfth street northeast, between F and G
streets. and Seventeenth street northeast
between A and 3 streets-Wiiliam Lowry
TO Margaret C. Lowry. original lots l. and
12- square $50, and part lot IS, square 1oS3-
SO
q
Mahouey CT ux- 10 Albert Carry. trustee
lots 81 and g. square T0Fs. SIC william
EaUer er conveys same property 70
Robert Il MahCrney. so
A street northeast between Fifteenth and
Sixteenth strests-Jaues F. E0ol er al
trustees, to James F. Hood, lot g., square
Eleventh street no-tbeaz1. between A and b
srreets-James A Finch et ux- to Sophie
and Fritz D. Brandt, lots L and Is, square
! ~ Tenth street northeast--I.ewis Bendhein-
eT er al. trustees. to 3. Bendheimer s
S0Es- lot IS. square so. $500
Eighteenth street northeast. between a and
p streets-N. than Bickford to George "
Marsh, lot , square 1leS, SO.
Eighth street northeast. between K and I.
scree1s-EferTuan r Howeustein et ux- 70
Msdge NJ FlaCnery, lot s.. square So. SO
Sixth street northeast. between I and \
streets-Herman r HoWenstein ct ux %
walter L. Creushaws lot SS, square So,
+ go sixth street no-theast-Kennedy Brothers
to Henry and Minnie BaCkenhelmeT. lot los.
square So, SIC
streeLs-Louis A. Alexander e. ux- 70
Z Cafharine z. Hazen, part lot -, square
Ninth street northeast. between c and D
Z streets-Herman r HOVvensteil et ux- 10
/ Lizzie A. Draper. lot o. square eI6. S4.50e
Fifth street northeast, between r and G
Z streets-Frarlz C. Ebaugh et ux 20 Flor
ence v CrearuerY Tot 81, square S3s. SO
Florence V Creamer conveys same property
% Christina @ Eshaugh- so
/ street northeast between sixth and Sew
cnth streets-l'harles F. Miller ct uN q
Harry A. Chorus, lot $. square SIS SO
] 20 FIorfGr- avenue northeast-CfeorEe D. FAR
10 W frederick Camp, lot -, square sos,
Continued on Eleventh Pazel
The Washington times., 1910-12-03
BIG DEALS MADE
IN REAL ESTATE

Deeds fled s1ld published today dis
close several large realty transfers. St
Cecelia's academy has purchased the
property on East Capitol street, between
Sixth and Seventh streets. lots II and
j., square S69, from Tracy / Jeffords,
for SI2,0d0-
= Stevens T Mason has purchased the
two houses at 1So9 and 1911 X street
northwest. from Benjamin s. Minor,
trustee for SII.0o0.
-Four lots In Seventh street northeast,
between L and N streets, have been
bought By W Frederick Camp. from
Miss Barbara a. Graf The property
includes Nos. -1I15 to 1I21 seventh street
The Washington times., 1910-12-03
BIG NEW HOTEL
PLANNED FOR CITY

Plans for a large hotel in Washington
are being considered by a New York
syndicate Through the q, al estate Of
fee OF Walter H AcIzer .lae owners Of
the southwest. corner Of North Capitol
and E streets, I95 by Is5 feet W J.
and F. J. Acker are negotiating for
the sale OF the property to the New
York men for hotel purposes
MI W r. Acker said today that the
property had not been sold. but mat the
construction ora large hotel upon II is
being considered
i Is also rumored that the Baltimore
and Ohio Railroad Company viii erect a
building upon its property az the next
corner, al d street, on The site Of the
old station.
The Washington times., 1910-12-03
VALUABLE LOT SOLD.

William J. Vonderheide and Emilee
Wagner have purchased the lot al the
southeast corner Of Eleventh and II
streets northwest from WuIian n
Stuart A loan OF $4,000 was put upon
the property, made by August Daetz-
The sale was negotiated directlv by
the principals
The Washington times., 1910-12-03

sOEpEo1 s Z = 7 g
20 Try FREE.
Don't neglect
yourself for 2
true case Of
Piles ne er
c q 2 g 8 itself.
and the penalty
for delay IS Of
ten severe
Write us now
When the treat
ment comes. try
Il you'll be
surprised TO see
The Washington times., 1910-12-03

Prof Edwin Z Hart has purchased
the th-ee-stOry, Uwelve-room. house at
1916 Calvert street northwest for S9.o90
The sale was made for F. T. Sauner
by Moore & HuI iu connection with
Belt. D-Brien < Co
The Washington times., 1910-12-03
BUYS HOUSE FOR 5000.

George n Reynolds has purchased
the thTee-story, ten-rOOm house al 80
y street northwest from Mrs Mary e
Champion for 5000 The sale was made
through the Office OF WagstaR & White.
The Washington times., 1910-12-03

II not keep your
money. You de-
eide and we take
your word Dr..
Van Weeks 5
fold Treatment
has cured many
thousands Of pit
ifui cases. even
cases OF 20 and &C
years standing.
as well as all the.
miIder sta Ces-
No knife, no
pain, but quick
and lasting re-
lief and cure.
The above offer
The Washington times., 1910-12-03
BANANA ANNA TELLS
OF $1,000 FRIENDS

NEW YORK. Dec AIRS Anna
StrUla. known as Panama Anna be-
cagse she sled so many suits for dam
ages in which she alleged that a banana
peel had caused her 10 be injured, mas
confessed ia court that she has ssFindlel
seventeen railroads bF her suits She
told the court she had secured Judg-
ments for more than see.
The Washington times., 1910-12-03
.ATARRH
4 SPECIFIC BLO0D INpVRTTY

CatarTh Is a deep-seated blood dis
ease, one which no amount of local
treatment will ever permanently
cure. The beneficial effects Of wash
es, sprays, iuhalatiOus, etc, are only
temporary, and when left Of the old
condition returns, because the blood
is infected with catarrhal matter and
impurities. This impure condition
of the circulation irritates and in
flames the delicate mucous men,
bTaues and tissues and produces the
well known symptoms of ringing
noises IN the head and ears, mucus
IN the throat, headaches, watery
eyes, partial deafness, sore throat,
general impairment of health, etc
This condition will remain, growing
worse as long as the catarrhal matter
IS allowed to remain IN the blood.
Being a specific blood impuritv,
there is only one way to cure CatarTh,
and that is to purify the blood
Nothing equals S. s. S. for this pur-
pose. It attacks the disease at its
head-in the circulatiOn-and bv
thoroughly renovating the blood and
The Washington times., 1910-12-03

best blood purifier, and the thous-
ands of cases Of Catarrh II has cured
Is proof that It IS the very medicine
needed Book on Catarrrh and any
medical advice free to all.
The SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
The Washington times., 1910-12-03
! s
Let Us Send You Our 81 90 3-FOid
Absorption Cure To TRY
FREE.
JUST FTLL OuT NE COuPON

We want to send every sufferer from
this cruel afiiCtion cur 81 5-foId Alb
The Washington times., 1910-12-03

Blood Poison can never be cured With
mercury O. potash You might as wen know
this FIRST last Medical aUIhurirles say 50.
The most these drugs can DO IS 60 drive tas
blood poison back into the system and
smother Il Tor several years Then when you
think you are cured. plrifuI mercury syUp-
toms viii break our. and you ind that your
bones have been Totting all the while Your
teeth viii begin 20 loosen and your tissues
glands, brain and vital organs VIII show the
terrible destructive D. yer OE the mercury and
potash LocornocoT AtaXia. Paralysis. Iubs-
ctIity and Premature Death are then almost
inevitable. Any medical authority VIII cor
robOrate these statements The re-larzzbls
vegetable Cbbac Treatment does not drive n
The Washington times., 1910-12-03

how easy and pleasant IT is to use
and then, II you are fully satisfied with
the benefit received. send US One Dollar
The Washington times., 1910-12-03

Cleansing Il OF
all impure
matter. makes
a permanent
and lasting
cure of the dis
ease. For forty
years s. S. s.
has been rec
CguiZed as the
The Washington times., 1910-12-03

means that we stand ready 10 con
vince any sufferer. at QaIr own cost.
that Or. Van Weeks is the Ion E-sCf1Eht
and true cure for lue of TIE worst
curses Of the human race. Let US
convince you
The Washington times., 1910-12-03

(Continued on Eleventh Page)
The Washington times., 1910-12-03

To the west of Connecticut avenue
terrace and park, and fronting on
Wisconsin avenue there has also been
Q large and rapid development in
Wisconsin avenue park Here in two
years about S1O0.ooo worth Of lots
have been sold and recent sales are
reported by the T. F. MandIer & Co
OF fourteen lots FOR a total o. S15-25o-
A large number Of houses also have
been built These are Of 1rmore mod
est type than those directly in the
Chevy Chase sections. but are none
the less tasty and pleasing in appear
ance.
Putnam patriot., 1910-02-18
Enliuhtened.

Victor Hugo had accepted au invi-
tation TO dine at the house of one OF
those ardent republicans who ut the
time were wittly termed lies pre-.
eieuses radieales."
The dinner time came. and yet nc
butler appeared to pronounce the for.
mula Madame est servie."
Finally one of the intimates. NJ.
-, vice president of the senate. APP
preached the mistress of the house aud
said. laughing: Pardon me. but have
/ made a mistake? 1 thought that you
had asked US to dinner"
The lady whispered In reply: both.
Grafton. Yes. We we're to have been
fourteen. but NJ. LIE Roger has excused
himself at the last moment. and I've
had to send for a substitute. There s
one of our guests here who would new
err sit down If we were thirteen at Ia
Bile
A moment later NJ. - was talk.
ing with Victor Hugo. "Can you
imagine why we don't diner he asked
the poet Its because there's some
jackass here who Is afraid of sitting
down thirteen at tabler'
And Hugo replied severely and SOL
EMMY, Il am that jackass.'
Putnam patriot., 1910-02-18
- The -
Scrap Book
An ABRUPT Gree.inc.

Some years ago Joaquin Miller, the
poet Of the Sielras." and Blank. the
sweet swan Of PaeSingtowu.H went
TO England together and made a pill
grimage TO the home of Swinburne.
Arrived at the jealousy guarded re
treat of the great metrist. they con-
fessed themselves II the poets faith
full Cerberus. Mr.. Waits Dunton.
The latter withdrew to break the
glad news 10 Swinburne. and the Wis
tiers began TO think anxiously OF the
nice things they wanted to say. Jea-
quin took a firm grip OF his flowing
whiskers. while Blank fingered nery-
ously a neat roll OF manuscript In an
inner pocket. Soon a door was opened
on an upper foor. Dunten was heard
TO make his announcement, and then
the rich voice OF the author Of "Laus
veneris" fioated down the stairway:
Tell Miller to come up. Tell the
other man to go to hell"
Putnam patriot., 1910-02-18
The Promenade Stopped.

Captain Deerlng. when he was In
command of steamer running from
Portland to ST. John. was once unable
to sleep on account Of the ceaseiess
tramp-tramp Of some star gazing pas
seuger on the hurricane deck over
head. After turning and twisting In
his berth for half an hour and the
tramping still continuing. Captain
Deering. enraged at the loss of his
sleep. rushed out In his night shirt and
climbed the ladder to The hurricane
deck.
The promenading passenger was
frightened half out OF bis wits by the
specfer Ia white climbing mp the lad
der. but was somewhat treasured when
the specter bawied out:
Say. you: where are you goinz?"
ITO st. John" replied the promenad-
er.
Got ticket% pursued the ghost.
"Of course | have"
"Weil. then. you confounded fool. 20
and lie down somewhere. You needn't
walk all the way TO 81. John" roared
the enrsfed Deering. and the prone
pader stopped hight there.
Meant Well, but Made Him Nervous
Mr.. Fijjit-Please don't send that
messenger boy who shutters up to my
houss again Telegraph Manager
What did he dot Mr.. Fijjit-SothinG-
But / gave him q twenty-five cent tip.
and be hung around all afternoon try
ing to say Thanks.
Putnam patriot., 1910-02-18
TAME sY COMPARISON.


SSfnf'tS'fts~s S'tH%
Can you direct me to Wilson's cas-
cadev' asked Traveller of an old man
who sat In the doorway Of barn close
10 the road.
The old man squiuted his eyes and
took an exhaustive survey Of the aues-
Homer.
Take your tirst right and follow 1t
until you come to fork where there
elump of bushes" he said slowly.
"ana then strike of 10 the left, Fol-
low that read till you come to the next
crossroad and then bear or to your
left again. When you've gone piece
en- that road-'tisn't much more'n a
patch-youll come on simmons house.
You'll know him because he wears
plaid trousers. and | never saw any
thing like 'em anywhere else. Green
and blue and red plaid they are. and
his wife makes 'em for him. Some say
they like the looks of EN-. and some
don't. I've heard different feelings ex-
pressed: but. anyway. you can't keep
from laughing when you set your eyes
on 'em. I'll wager. There was man
Excuse me. but have only just 10
much time. said the traveller. "will
Mr.. simmons direct me 20 the cas-
cadeg'
The old man blinked at him q mo-
ment-
Il think he can" he answered. but
after you've seen them plaid trousers
a little water running over rocks will
seem pretty tame to you
Putnam patriot., 1910-02-18

Two ladies'. one young and the other
somewhat ancient. were rather unfor
tunate in not beiug asked to dance at
a party they were attending.
The younger lady said sprefully. as
she sat beside the other during a
waltz:
Il wonder, dear. II | shall lose my
looks. too. when get To be your age, :
you'll be lucky II You do. snapped
the older iady.
Putnam patriot., 1910-02-18

What a woman doesn't know about
newspapers isn't worth Knowing. The
ether morning Mrs Blank was talking
TO her husband.
Il notice In the paper that Mr.. Jones
died on sunday
1T is mistake. my dear" replied
the husband. The died on Monday
But the paper said sunday"
Il know IL. but IL was an error In
the print"
Il thought so. too, at first. but ! got
half dozen copies OF the paper. aud
1t WIS the same in all of them. They
take over aud ever again.
The husband tried 10 convince her,
but IL was no use. and he gave II up.
Putnam patriot., 1910-02-18

Mrs AUGUsTE VEsPEEMAEN, De For
est, Wisconsin
Another Operation Avoided.
New Orleans, La-.F For years / suf-
fered from severe female troubles.
Finally was confined TO my bed and
the doctor said an operation was neces-
sary. ! gave Lydia T. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound trial first, and
was saved from an operation" - Mrs.
LILY PEYRoUx. I'LL kerlerec St., New
Orleans, La.
Thirty years Of unparalleled success
confirms the power Of Lydia z. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound to euro
female diseases The great volume Of
unsolicited testimony constantly pour
ing in proves conclusively that Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound -
q remarkable remedy for those dis
tressing feminine Ills from which -
many women suffer
II you want special aAv1ee ahout
your case write to Mr.. PtAkham,
It Lynn, Mass. Her o4v1oo =
de-, and always heID1ul
Putnam patriot., 1910-02-18
ln. Minute

An Irishman who WAS. of course
named Fat. Went Ia heaven and was
met al the door by ST. Peter. Pal
passed the time of day politely with
the guardian of the gate aud com
mented unou the grandeur OF every
thing around hin, and then st. Peter
said.
Yes, this is great place. With us
a million years are Just ike minute
and a million collars are like a cent
lis that So inquired iat medita
lively. Then. say. would We moind
hndiug ne ii cint
Yes" returned 81. Peter. in min
ute"
Putnam patriot., 1910-02-18
Cause and Effect.

Rev. DIR. Richie of Edinburgh.
though very clever man. once met
his match When examining a stu.
dent as To the classes he attended he
said. Il understand you attend the
class for mathematics" Yes" How
many sides has circler" Two" said
the student Indeed What are
they" What a laugh In the court the
students answer produced when he
promptly said. An Inside and an out
side.'
The doctor next inquired. And YOU
attend The moral philosophy class
alse?" Yes We'll. You doubtless
heard lectures on various subjects.
Did you ever hear one on cause and
effect o. Yes" Does an effect ever
go before causeY' y es. Give
me an instance, "a barrow wheeled
by man.' Ihe doctor hastily sat
down aud proposed no more questions.
Putnam patriot., 1910-02-18

"nr CALLED NE LIAR. srRAsoEn.'
or Eve years ago. His name was VIII
liamson.
Williamson = kinder goody goody
ohapFe
Yes: that's the man.
"Guess did know him. lie commit
ted suicide hree years ago.
What, Ny brother committed sui
eide. Why. be was the last man In
the world to have done such thing.
Was he III or in trouble. or whatf"
"He called me Il liar. Stranger