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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11

You economize greatly when us
ing DR.. Shoop's new coffee substi-
tute known to first class grocers
everywhere as DR.. Shoops Health
Coffee. A 25c, u pound package
gives 100 cups of wonderfully sat
isfying table drink. Pure toasted
grains malt. nuts, ETC., give to
Health Coffee a wholesome. and sat.
isfying taste and flavor. And there
is not a grain OF real coffee in it.
Besides, Health Coffee is "made in
minute" No 20 to 80 minutes
tedious boiling. Sold by ]. w. Har-
ritt.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11
Life ON Panama Canal

Mr.. E. A. Kelley. BelvIdere. III.
writes us: II am an ex-engineer with
22 years active service to my credit
About three years ago my kidneys
were affected so that had TO give
up my engine First / was troubled
with severe. aching pain over the
hips. Then followed Inflammation
OF the bladder. and specks appeared
before my eyes. A sample OF Fo-
ley's Kidney Pills that tried. so
benefited me that I bought more.
4 continued 10 take them until now
/ can safely testify they have made
me a sound and well man. Sold
by J. O. Perry. Druggist
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11

In sickness. If a certain hidden
nerve goes wrong, then the organ
that this nerve controls will also
surely fail. 1t may be a stomach
nerve, or it may have given strength
and support to the heart or kidneys.
1t was DR.. Shoop that first pointed
to this vital truth. DR.. Shops Re-
storative was not made to dose the
stomach nor to temporarily stimu-
late the heart or kidneys. That
old-fashioned method is all wrong.
DR.. Shoop's Restorative goes direct
ly to these failing inside nerves.
The remarkable success of this pre-
scription demonstrates the wisdom
of treating the actual cause OF these
failing organs. And it is indeed
easy to prove. A simple five or ten
days test will surely tell. Try it
once, and see! Sold by Capital
Drug Store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11
LOOK AT THOSE.

LOOK AT THOSE.
Good new from house and ! 4fine
lots; must be sold at once. Inves-
tigate.
Small house, fine well, 10 lots, all
in fruit, near car line; snap.
100 acres, all In cultivation, good
house, barns, on good road, in
sight of Salem; teams, cows,
tools and hay; good farm, bar
gain, all for $S5 per acre.
80 acres, all extra land, god new
buildings, on good road, close to
Salem, close to school, best home
and land in miles of Salem;
teams and all goes. See A. C.
Smith & Co.
$50 acres, all in cultivation, good
house, 2 barns, 3-acre orchard, on
good road, 3 miles from station,
best buy in the county, only $55
per acre.
If you want vacant lots, fruit
orchards or vacant lands see
A. @. SMITH g. CO.,
544 State Street. PhOne15O7
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11
A Simple Trick.

It's an easy matter to keep your
joints and muscles supple-no mat
ter what your age may be or how
you have suffered with rheumatism.
Rub yourself night and morning
with Billiards. Snow Liniment
Cures rheumatism. stiffness, cramps,
criek in the back, side, neck or
limbs. and relieves all aches and
pains. For sale by all dea lera-
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11
SEE
GEO. O. SAVAGE
For Farms and City
Property
i35 =. COMMERCIAL ST.
Lame shoulder.

This is common form OF museu-
lar rheumatism No internal treat
ment is needed, Apply Chamber
lain's Liniment freely three times u
day and a quick cure is certain. This
linimont has proven especially val
liable for muscular and chronic
rheumatism. Sold by all good drug.
gists
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11

over 500 people attended the an
nexation meeting held at Gresham
last Friday The object of the
meeting was TO get the sentiment OF
the people on the proposition to di-
vide Clackamas county on the line
OF the Clackamas river.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11

That's the way you feel about the
lungs when you have a hacking
cough. IT'S foolishness TO lot Il SO
on and trust 70 luck % set over Il.
when Ballard's Horehound Syrup
viii stop the cough and heal tho
lnnea.
Price a6c. soc and gi.oO per bot
tle. All dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11

State Commissioner of Horticul-
ture Jeffrey, of California, will pre-
side at meeting of fruit growers to
be held at Lodi this (Friday) after
noon. Standardization of fruit
raised in San Joaquin valley will he
a subject under discussion.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11

$3.50 buys a slightly location in
Fairmount Park.
$3.50 buys a fine large corner on
the new Welch line.
$3.50 buys a choice State street
lot; just few left.
500 per acre buys one Of the
best 200-acre farms in Marion coun-
ty; close to Salem. Just the thing
to cut up into small tracts for ready
sale.
List your houses with us If you
want them rented,
We write insurance. We rent houses
BECHTEL & BYNON
BAT State Street. Ground Floor
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11
strnck a Rich Mine.

S. w. Bends. OF Coal City. Ala.
says he struck a perfect mine OF
health in DR.. Kings New Life PILLS
for they cured him OF liver and kid
ney trouble after ~ years OF suf-
tering. They are the best pills on
earth for constipation. malaria.
headache. dyspepsia. debility. 2Se
at ]. c. Perry's.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11

LaGrippe pains that pervade the
entire system. LaGrippe coughs that
rack and strain, are quickly cured
by Foley's Honey and Tar. Is mild
~ laxative. safe and certain In re-
suits. Sold by J. @. Perry, Druggist
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11

lockwood Grange will celebrate
the one hundrodth and one anniyer-
sary of Lincoln's birthday which
comes on Saturday, February l2, by
giving a dance and Grange supper
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11
BEoHTEL & BYNoN's BARGAINS.

a fine lot on Front street, near Di-
vision sixe 5Ox125; fruit trees of
all kinds on the lot. Price $3.50,
$3.50 cash, balance to suit.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11

$4,000 buys a fine S-room modern
house on Commercial street; good
well; windmill; fruit trees; on car
line; graded street and a fine house.
Lot 50x100 feet, west front.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11
SPORT BRIEFS

Jack Johnson's brother will enter
the undertaking business in the near
future and, it is said that Jack has
undertaken to furnish the first GUS
toner next July when he fights Jim
Jeffries.
Hal Chase is so fond of the game
of baseball that whenever he cannot
find anybody to play with he will
butt into a small boys game ana
play catch with the kids. 1t is prob
able because of this great love for
the game that he is the greater play
er that he is.
Harry Welch of the Omaha team
is one of the greatest batters in the
United States. He has promised his
father that he will not enter major
league bail.
Bat Nelson always carries a large
sum OF money on his person which
he keeps sewed in belt under his
waist band.
The great American handicap
shoot will be held in Chicago June
2l-24.
Cicotte of Boston may coach the
Harvard pitchers this season.
Because he believes coffee a bad
thing for the digestion Jim Jeffries
will never use il while training.
Hans Wagon is a man of very
mild temper but whenever he be-
comes excited he makes the fur ny.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11
PLUMBERS.
T0NS0RlAL.

H. G. MEYER & CO.-The best and
largest shop In the city. Six
first class BARRIERS. Only first class
bootblack in city; porcelain baths,
and everything pertaining to a hrst
class shop. Also carry a full line
of cigars and tobacco and BARRIERS
supplies. 162 Commercial street.
next door to Statesman once.
4-6-tR
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11

Harry Lajorie OF Cleveland has a
mania for chickens and is the owner
OF fine roOsters.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11

SALEM GRANGE NO. II, PATRONS
of Husbandry-Meets in Hurst
Hall on State street, on the fourth
Saturday of each month, at 1O:3O
a. m. Visiting and sojourning
members welcome. F. R. Myers,
master. zella S. Fletcher, secre-
tary. 12-31-1yr
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11

over so car loads of stock have
been shipped from klamath Falls
since January l..
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11
LIVERY STABLE.

LIVEPY AND FEED STABLES
Old Postof1ce stables, at 254 Fer
Ty street, between Commercial
and F. ont. Telephone 1873. Some
of the finest liveries in the city
IN be found here. w. w. John
son. tH
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11

FARM FOR RENT-We have good
farm for rent; close to town. See
Beehtel q Bynon. S47 state street.
ground floOr. 2-s-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11
:. Classified Ads =.
MISCELLANEOUS.

COAL OIL, GAsoLINE-And Dis
tolate delivered to private families
in any quantity, to any part of the
city. Starr Oil Co. Phone 1729.
9-15-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11
LODGE DIRECTORY.

HoDERN WOODMEN OF AMERICA
Oregon Cedar Camp No. b246.
Meets every ThCrsday evening at
o'clock IA Holma. hall A. -.
Banbei V c.: r. A. Turner, clerk
WooDMEN OF WoRLD-Meet sv-
cry Friday night at 7;aa O'Clock
in Holman hall. Geo. II. bacon, C.
C.; L. n. Fletcher. Clerk. 1-1o-Os
YamhiH county has leased to L. l..
shortridge, OF Dolph, ~ miles OF
the Sheridan road for one year and
In the future this piece of road will
be operated as a toll road.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11
BUSINESS CARDS.

SALEM WATER CoMPANY-omce,
city hall. For water service apply
at office. Bills payable monthly
In advance.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11

BUSINESS CHANCE-Aumsville ho-
tel and livery barn for rent. Ad-
dress w. p. Gilbert. Aumsville.
ore. 2-S-4w-d
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11
FOR RENT.

TO RENT-Eight acres choice beav-
er dam land. well tiled, comfort
able building. Experienced gard
ener wanted. Address VIM. H.
Egan. Gervais. Route 2, phone
Farmers S6, ner Chemeketa sta
tiOn on Electric r. r. 1-4-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11

Because he believes coffee a bad
thing for the digestion Jim Jeffrie:
will never use II while training.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-02-11

Hans Wagon is a man of very
mild temper but whenever he be
comes excited he makes the fur ny
The Neshoba Democrat., 1910-05-12
TIME FOR HIS DEPARTURE
As Close Friend Knew. That Frame Of
Mind Was Not Apt to Be
Lasting One.

Ben T. Rice and Hymen Levy. both
now dead, were two of the real old
Virginia characters in small Pied
mont county seat town; Ben was the
keeper of the town inn and Hymen, a
genuine Jew, ran store. Ben was
noted for profanity, drinking and gam
bling and telling unheard of yarns
Hymen was daily visitor at the inn
to get his dram. and at times became
thoroughly shocked at Ban's outra-
geous language and manners. Pen,
one evening, joined the town boys in
an exciting game of football on Main
street, became overheated, and, cool
ing off too quickly, went into pneu.
monia at night. Several physicians
attended him, who soon pronounced
his case hopeless. A dozen or more
of Ben's friends, among them Hymen,
We're standing around the bed just be-
fore Ben's spirit took it's fight from
earth, when Ben uttered long groan
and said: oh, Lord, have mercy on
me" At this moment Hymen turned
his head slowly and remarked: The
good Lord ought to take Ben right
now, for he never will be SO good no
more"
The Neshoba Democrat., 1910-05-12
SHAWNEE, OKLAHOMA,
A City Beautiful.

Is in the heart of the richest, best
profit making farm land in the great
Southwest. From brush pile to a
city of $4,000 population in IA years.
Wonder of the age in city building.
Now building Meat packing house
1900 employees; Cotton Fabric Mill
600 employees; Baptist and Catholic
State Universities-Will enroll 1000 stu
dents. Unprecedented profit making
investments waiting for men of small
and large means. The last opportunity
to get property In Shawnee at low
price. Get in on the ground floor.
Prices will advance rapidly. Nothing
can stop Shawnee now. For descrip-
tive literature and further information
write SHAWNEE DEVELOPMENT
COMPANY, Shawnee Oklahoma, which
is not real estate company.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1910-05-12
EAST WATCHES APPLE CROP
Bouatfui Yield Expected in Arkansas.
Estimate $6,ooO.O0o.

Fayetteville, Ark.-The eyes OF the
East are centereI on the apple crop
of Arkansas. Numerous requests have
been coming here from New York and
other eastern states inquiring as to
the prospective outcome Of the apple
crop.
They have even gone so far as to re-
quest samples sent them, and in re-
sponse to some several boxes Of green
fruit have been shipped from this SET
ton lalety. The eastern crops seem to
be failure this year, and therefore
Arkansas is being greatly depended
on for the supply.
Prof. Ernest Walker, an expert in
this line and who is connected with
the agricultural experiment station OF
the Arkansas University, states that
although several frosts have damaged
the crop for the season, the crop will
be bountiful, the heavy foliage of the
trees having protected the small fruit
10 a great extent. His estimate OF the
apple crop for Washington and Ben
ton counties is $G,000,000.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1910-05-12
Didn't Care to Mention His Name.

A colored woman presented herself
the other day in an equal suffrage
state at the place of registration to
qualify for the casting of her vote on
the school question at the next cleo
ton.
With what political party do you
affiliate?' inquired the clerk of the
unaccustomed applicant, using the
prescribed formula
The dusky lady" blushed all coy
ness and confusion. rs | 'bleged to
answer that there question:
"Certainly; the law requires it."
Then" retreating in dismay, Il
don't believe I'll vote, case Id hate
to have to mention the partys name.
He's one of the incest gent-mums in
town. Ladies' Home Journal.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1910-05-12
AN INT0LERABLE ITCHING

Just about two years ago, some
form of humor appeared on my scalp.
The beginning was slight itching but
1t grew steadily worse until, when I
combed my hair, the scalp became
raw and the ends of the comb-teeth
would be wet with blood. Most of the
time there was an intolerable itching,
In a painful, burning way, very much
as bad, raw burn, if deep, will itch
and smart when first beginning to
heal. Combing my hair was positive
torture. My hair was long and tan
gled terribly because of the blood and
scabs. This continued growing worse
and over half my hair fell out. was
IN despair, really afraid of becoming
totally bald.
sometimes the pain was so great
that, when partially awake, l would
scratch the worst places so that my
fnger-tips would be bloody. could
not sleep well and, after being asleep
q short time, that awful stinging pain
would commence and then would
wake up nearly wild with the torture
A neighbor said it must be salt rheum
Having used Cuticura Soap merely as
a toilet soap before, now decided to
order set of the Cuticura Remedies
-Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Pills.
l used them according to directions
for perhaps six weeks, then left off,
as the disease seemed to be eradi-
Gated, but toward spring, eighteen
months ago, there was a slight re-.
turn of the scalp humor. COM
menced the Cuticura treatment at
once, so had very little trouble. On
my scalp l used about one half a cake
OF Cuticura Soap and half a box of
Cuticura Ointment in all. The first
time took six or seven bottles of Gu.
ticura Pills and the last time three
bottles-neither an expensive or te.
dlous treatment Since then l have
had no scalp trouble of any kind.
Standing up, with my hair unbound, it
comes to my knees and had it not been
for Cuticura should doubtless be
wholly bald.
This is a voluntary, unsolicited tes-
timonial and take pleasure in writing
1t, hoping my experience may help
someone else. Miss Lillian Brown,
Il. F. D. l, Liberty. Me-, Oct. 20. 1909"
The Neshoba Democrat., 1910-05-12
1900 DEAD IN QUAKE
The DECOMPOSITION OF BODIES
MAKES PLAGUE IMMINENT.
property Loss Will Be s25, ,ooo, ,ooo-su.
perstitious Blame HaIley's Comet for
the Quake.

San Jose, Costa Rica,-The list of
dead at Cartago numbers not less than
l'ooo. The city was destroyed by an
earthquake which lasted four seconds.
1t was a tremendous movement which
followed few minor shocks during
'he aaE. 1t occurred at ! o'clock We
hesday evening. No one had time to
run out OF the houses, which fell crash
ing to the streets. Had the great
shock come during the sleeping hours
haraly any one could have escaped.
The railroad and telegraph lines
were broken and the electric light
wires fell, leaving the city in darkness.
thousands ran panic-stricken in all
directions, in an effort to save them.
selves. Every house was totally de-
stroyed, including four churches and
the palace of the American peace
court, the gift Of Andrew Carnegie.
Some Americans are reported to have
been killed. but identification, even by
the records, is at present impossible
Pestilence Is Feared.
The work Of removing the bodies is
impedeI by the heavy character of the
fallen wslis, combined with the unsan-
itary conditions resulting from the
rapid decomposition Of the corpses.
Whole families perished while din
ing or engaged in their ordinary voca-
tions. The eXcavators tell pathetic
stories. The ruins of homes, when ex-
plored, revealed parents clasping in
their arms the bodies of their little
ones.
The devastated territory, as well as
this city and the small towns nearby,
has been like a rocking cradle for
nearly month, until the nerves of the
people are thoroughly unstrung.
Hysteria has seized many, and is ac-
companied by the usual manifesto
tions.
The superstitious find relations be-
tween the seismic disturbances and
Halley's comet.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1910-05-12
Terror of Erankness.

There is no worse vice than
frankness," said Booth Harrington, at
farewell dinner in New York prece-
dent to his departure for Europe.
How should l feel, for example, if l
asked you for your opinion of my
plays, and you answered me frankly,
quite frankly?
Why, ! should feel like the poor
lady at the bridge drive who said to
her hostess little daughter:
Your eyes are such heavenly
blue. And what color are my eyes,
darling?'
The child's high treble travelled
easily to the further corner of the
quiet room as she replied, looking
earnestly up into her questioner'
face:
"'Dwab middles, yellow whites
and wed wims!'"
The Neshoba Democrat., 1910-05-12
Bishop Eats His Own Boots.

Few bishops have to lead such a
strenuous life as Bishop Stringer. In
company with a missionary companion
he made tour recently to Herschel
island, in the Arctic ocean, and back
to Dawson City, where the bishop re-
sides.
Their small supply of food becoming
exhausted, they were obliged to eat
their muckalucks and moccasins
soaked until they became glutinous,
and were then toasted in strips over
the fire. The bishop says the food
was real good, especially the mucka-
lucks.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1910-05-12
Weather UNPARALLELED.

Washington. - Unparalleled in the
history of the weather bureau is the
way in which Prof. Edward B. Garriott
describes the ranges and distribution
of temperature in the United States
during the past two weeks. He points
out that "the incompatible damage to
fruit and vegetation, caused by the
cool wave during the latter part OF
April, might have been avoided in
large degree by proper appreciation
of the warnings issued by the wealth
er bureau and the employment of ap-
proved fros1 devices
The Neshoba Democrat., 1910-05-12
How He EXPRESSED IT,

Every small boy-the right kind,
anyhow-thinks his own mother the
symbol of all perfection. Few, how
ever, have the ability to express their
admiration as prettily as the little
hero of the following anecdote:
Richards mother was putting him to
bed, and as she kissed him good night,
she said: DO you know you are the
whole world to mammal"
Am IL" he answered, quickly. We'll
then, you're heaven and the north pole
to me!"-Youth's Companion.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1910-05-12
KILL 800 EACH MONTH
Austro-Hungary's Representative De-
plores Factory Evils.

Cleveland, O.-Between 800 and 500
Austrians and Hungarans are killed
monthly in the factories and mills OF
Ohio, and l 500 others are MANNED, ac-
cording to Ernest Ludwig, consul for
the dual monarchy, who announced
that he would appeal to his govern
ment to take some action to alter The
conditions which he claims exist.
Mr.. Ludwig has conducted an inves-
tigation into the working in Ohio man
ufacturing plants, with a view 10 maxi
ing report to his government. He
declares that in one mill, employing
about 600 hands, 1900 persons have
been killed in nine years, and that in
another death takes toll of one every
Gay
The Neshoba Democrat., 1910-05-12
TAFT OPPOSES CENTRAL BANK
Boston Report to the Contrary Off.
ciaIIy Refuted.

Washington. - Although President
Taft was quoted in his Boston address
not long ago as being in favor of a
central bank, it was learned that he
is opposed to central bank OF issue
at teh present time. TO the scores of
bankers who have been sending in
quires, Secretary of the Treasury Mac.
Veagh has been authorized by the
president to make the following state
ment:
Mr. Taft was misquoted in the re-
ports of his Boston address. The pres
ident is not in favor of a central bank
at the present time, and he has per-
sosnlly requested me to advise you
that he is not advocating the estab-
lishment of such an institution"
The Neshoba Democrat., 1910-05-12

very speedily cured. MIS- E11ce Northrup
You or any other sufferer from consti-
patton. indigestion and dyspepsia, sick
headache and such digestive troubles can
have free trial bottle sent to your home
prepaid by forwarding your name and
address. 1t is the gcntlest. mildest. best
tasting. most effective laxative tonic you
ever tried. Druggists will sell YOU the
regular bottles at 30 cents or ST. and re-
suits, are guaranteed. A picture of Mrs.
Northrup. of Quincy. ILL.,. a cured patient
is presented herewith. II there is any
thing about your case that you don't un-
derstand write the doctor and he will ad-
wise you The address is Dr. w. B. Cald-
well, I01 Caldwell Bldg. Monticello. ILL.,
The Neshoba Democrat., 1910-05-12

bottle Of = remedy
for the cure of indi-
gestion. and as he
was interested. be-
cause he suffered
that way. he wrote
for It. The reme-
dy was DR.. Cald-
wells Syrup Pep
sin. Mr.. Lapley.
who is G. minister Of
the Methodist Epis-
copal Church. and a
member of the Cen
tral Alabama Con-
ference. took the
free bottle with the
result that he was
very -Cee1ilV cured
The Neshoba Democrat., 1910-05-12
The Thouuhtful Host.

Considerations. What long legs
the new waiter has.
Host-Yes. l engaged him specially
for the diners who are in hurry
Meggendorfer Batter.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1910-05-12
Bears the
Drain on country's Resources.

In 1908, the foreign-born popula-
ton of 1876 per cent furnished 1876
per cent of the criminals, 20S per
cent. of the paupers, and 29.5 per
cent. of the insane. Between 1904 and
1908, the aliens in these institutions
increased "a per cent.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1910-05-12

Do not try to make your home like
such that when you think of heaven
you will be reminded of your home
Doctor Devins.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1910-05-12
Rheumatism Is Curab,e

NATURES REMEDY (NR tablets) will
cure Rheumatism and do it quickly. 1t so
thoroughly cleanses and regulates the
kidneys. liver and digestive system that
guaranteed. Take one tonight. you'll
feel better in the morning. Get 25c
Box. All Druggists The A. H. Lewis
Medicine Co., ST. Louis, Mo.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1910-05-12
DeIliue cf Sin.

The real Christians of the present
age are not half so much Interested IN
establishing the universally OF the
deluge, as they are in removing the
present universal deluge Of sin.-Rev.
G. C. Pierce, Baptist, Los Angeles
Cal.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1910-05-12
Proposed Partnership.

Father-You want to marry my
daughter? Why, sir, you can't sup
port her. l can hardly do it lly-
self
Suitor blandly)-C-can't we chip in
together,-PickM Me-Up.