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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23
THE SUBSTITUTE.

Only substitute she was,
The very simple kind.
He said he spoke quite rapidly;
She said she didn't mind.
He grasped letter from the pile
And started in to quote,
"Yo fav O. senth du ceved w
hanks"
One little mark she wrote;
A size, brand some mumbled words.
With now and then a name,
A few explosives, more or less,
And then yours truly came.
Got it?" he said. 81 am all through;
You got it all down YETI"
Got it," she cried, with gasping
breath
I've got it to get"
-Livia lone Young in New York
Times.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23

Munyon's Paw Paw Pills coax tho
liver into activity By gentle methods.
They do not seour, grippe or weaken. They
are a tonic to the stomach, liver and
nerves; invigorate instead of weaken.
They enrich the blood and enable the
stomach to get all the nourishInent from
food that is put into it These pills con-
tain no ealomel they are soothing heal
ing and stimulating. For sale by all drug
gists in Zoe and csc sizes. If you need
medical advice, write Munyon's Doctors.
They win advise to the best of their abil-
ity absolutely free of Charge MUM
VOWS, 53d and Jefferson SITS, Phil
adelphia, Pa.
Munyon's Cold Remedy cures a cold in
one day. Price Csc. Munyon's Rheuma-
tism Remedy relieves in a few hours and
cures in q few days. Price 25c
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23
cepted.

Miss Yerner," said Mr.. Dudley, who
is fond of dogs, don't you think you
ought to have an intelligent animal
about the house that would protect
you and"
ooh, Mr.. Dudley" giggled Miss Yer
ner, 'this is so student" Brooklyn
Citizen.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23
PUBLISHED EVERY WINTER


Famous Cough and Cold Prescription
Has Cured Hundreds Here.
Get two ounces of Glycerine and
half an ounce of Concentrated Pine
compound. Then get half pint of
good whislley and put the other two
ingredients into it. Take teaspoon
full to tablespoonful of this mixture
after each meal and at bed time.
Shake the bottle well each time" This
is said to be the quickest cold and
cough remedy known. 1t frequently
cures the worst colds in twenty-four
hours. But be sure to get only the
genuine Concentrated Pine. Each half
ounce bottle comes put up in a tin
screw-top case. Don't use the weaker
pine preparations Any druggist has
it on hand or will quickly get it from
his wholesale house.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23
THE REAL THING.

Stubb-"There goes Henpeck in
his machine. Where is he going IN
such a hurry?"
Penn-"Joy riding"
StubD-"Joy riding?"
Penn-''Yes, he is going to take
his wife to the station and she IS
going to be gone two weeks"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23

Neglect of a cough or cold often
leads to serious trouble. To break up
a cold in twenty-four hours and cure
any cough that is durable mix two
ounces of Glycerine, half-ounce of
Virgin Oil of Pine compound pure and
eight ounces of pure Whisky. Take a
teaspoonful every four hours. You can
buy these at any good drug store and
easily mix them in large bottle
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23

Polly Pinktights-"S Somebody has
stolen the leading lady's jewel case,
with all her jewels in it. Fanny Foot
lights-''Is she up in the air about it?"
Polly Pinktights- Sure, she says the
case cost So. 98."
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23

There are so many kinds of peo-
pie that men have been known to
complain about everything except
that the dividends they receive are
too large.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23
When Rnbbers Become Necessary

and your shoes pinch, Shake into Your
Shoes Aliens Foot-Ease, the antiseptic
powder for the feet. Cures tired, aching
feet and takes the sting out of Corns and
Bunions Always use it for Breaking in
New shoes and for dancing parties. Sold
everywhere Csc. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23

There are not enough men to go
around here Of late, which accounts
for the change of sentiment regard
ing widowers: Formerly when they
married again very soon it was an
Outrage; now it is a Duty
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23

Justice-What is your name, sir?
Prisoner-Casey, yer honor.
Justice-Your full name?
Prisoner-Just the same, yer honor
full or sober.-Judge.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23
How's This 2

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case Of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known r. J..
Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business trans
actions, and financially able to carry out
any obligations made by his firm.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent
free. Price, 75c. per bottle. Sold by all
Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23
A Little Cola.

He caught little cold
That was all.
So the neighbors sadly said,
AS they gathered round his bed,
When they heard that he was dead.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23

We never expect to understand the
intricate subject of finance well
enough to get a clear idea of what
it means to have easy money.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23

DR.. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar
coated, easy to take as candy. regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and
bowels. Do not grippe.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23

Sillicus-"What do you suppose
caused him to go to the bad?' Gym
icus-"Trying to be a good fellow"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23
Not a Bad Handicap.

I've got diploma from cooking
school,"
"Don't feel bad about that; my
mother didn't know how to cook
either when she was married. "-Hous-
ton Post.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23

A woman can see a hat for two
minutes and describe it for two hours
without repeating herself.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23

This is the best thing out" re
marked the dentist as he extracted
an aching tooth
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23

In real life, the villain can be
pretty mean without a sheer and a
black moustache.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23
A-B-C IMMINENT

is splendid for rheumatism and sore mus
cles. Your dealer recommends it,
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23

The Clifford Pinchot row is becom-
ing as prominent as Taft's kin, or
the men who used to know him.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23

If a woman hasn't any faith in a
man it is good evidence that at one
time she had too much.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23

Mr.. WtnSIow's SOOTHING SYRUP for
Children teething; softens the gums, reduces
Inflammation, allays pain, cures wind conc
accents bottle.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23

The way for man to have strong
opinions upon subject is not to I'M
derstand very much about it.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23

BARKING, HACKING, RASPING C1 nIa5Is
This old reliable remedy has been sold for over "
years ASK your druggist about IT,
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23
Only one "BRoMo au1N1NE"

That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look
for the signature of E. w. GROVE. Used the
world over to Cure Cold in One Day. &c.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23

How soon patience ceases to be a
virtue with the faults of some one
you dislikel
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23

1t is a difficult matter for man to
paddle his own canoe by proxy
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23

HEAD, Rack AND LEGS ACHE?
Ache all over2 Throat Sore with chills2 That is La
Grippe. PERU DdUis Pdinkiller will break 1T up II
taken promptly. All Dealers 25c S5c ana 5Uc bottles
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23

Every really good church member
refers to Sunday as "the Sabbath"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23

PILES CURED IN 8 To II DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed tocure any
case of Itching, Blind Bleeding or Protrudin
Piles in to IA days or money refunded. soc
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-03-23

He caught a little cold
That was all. (Puck.)
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-12-02
Cream Ripening

There are several reasons for
ripening cream before it is made in
to butter, although in certain cream
cries new methods have of late been
introduced. In some of the more
modern plants the cream is churned
sweet after a good heavy starter
has been added. Where the starter
is added and the cream is churned
sweet it is with the expectation that
the bacteria in butter will cause it
to ripen after it IS has been churned,
says writer in Farm and Home.
This method has its advantages
and disadvantages. In the first
place experiments show that butter
will churn out better when the
cream is soured and as second con-
sideration the yield will be larger.
While many use sweet cream but
ter its not relished by the majority
Of people, and, therefore, as third
consideration the cream is ripened
to give flavor to the product. This
is really the most important reason
for ripening. The consumer may
often learn to like rather inferior
butter if he is supplied with such a
brand all the time, but when the
first delicate flavor is placed before
the user for a time it does not take
long to educate him to use only a
fine product.
In order that high-quality may be
produced the cream when it is
ready to churn. should have clean
but rather sharp acid flavor. If the
cream has stale taste or.one that
reminds one Of dirty cans, the best
quality of butter cannot be made
from it. If put to the test a capa-
BILE judge can score the cream be-
fore the butter is made and tell
about what the quality Of the finish
ed product will be when it is ready
for the market.
The patron then should care for
the milk and cream from his herd,
cool it SO degrees F. or lower and
deliver it sweet to the butter maker
The operator then will have COM
plete control and should make fine
product, As a last consideration it
is quite well established that prop
erly ripened cream will make but
ter that will keep better than fresh
butter. Here the ripening process
should not be carried on too far,
but should be checked on the mild
side. In general the cream should
be ripened before being churned
for the several reasons stated, but
because eventually the cream IS
ripened there should Be no reason
for the patron delivering itin .
sour condition. Deliver sweet
cream and insist 80 the butter max
|er using Z good starteS:
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-12-02
A Kindly Letter From
Far Away Florida

That interest in San Juan county
is not confined to localities in its i'm
mediate proximity, or even to the
bounds Of the great state of which
it is the smalleast and most pictur-
esque and delightful subdivision is
evident from the following letter
received by the Islander this week
from Mr.. James L. Rodger, gentle
man writing from Miami, Florida,
in almost the extreme southeastern
corner of the United States. En-
closing a money order to pay for a
number Of copies of The Islander o.
different dates, he says:
From all | have read and heard,
your beautiful archipelago, with its
many resources and enchanting
scenic beauty. deserves all possible
happiness and prosperity. | wish to
read your paper and get few
more pointers" on your county.
1t would be interesting if some
Of you good folk could in our balmy
winters, leave here by schooner and
sailing along the cocoanut frlnged
shores of the Florida Keys, consti-
tuting Monroe County, listening to
the tales of stranded vessels, salv-
age, ETC. told by friendly old
"Conks" (natives of the Bahama
Islands, British West Indies or their
descendants) sailor men, finally land
in Key West, the most southerly
city in the United States and the
most kindly and sociable, too, the
county seat of Monroe County, and
meet the great rank and file of
every day citizens, Of the kindliest
town in the States, thus return to
Miami, On the mainland, to see
what winter beauties and winter
scharmes we have here. However,
Isshall not burden you with unneces-
sary scraWls. Permit a total stran-
ger. enchanted with what he has
resd Of your far northwestern archi-
pelago, to wish for the people Of
said archipelago all happiness, all
health, and all prosperity.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-12-02

The County AS the
supply limestone 100
merchandise and also maintains considerable
Hawaiian islands On the
island two on andon onEa
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-12-02

Juan County Bank Court House
island OF
is the only lncorpor
located the eastern shore OF
sheltered arbors tne
the harbor which was SO ceo upon
archipelago issued pv the
vessel visited the arDor Tue w
the employ OF the tucson pay
to
vessel The town eno Wy e
important points oy nne oc anu s
United wireless
and other business
building court mousse
launch alon
shingle mill ana DoA
warehouses;
public school system anu
location marine biological research
which commodious to be eeed
roads of the isano anoroins u -
steamers and launches ply De'w M
most prosperous no
towns of it's the state
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-12-02
San Juan Island and the County Seat

JUAN ISLAND jersey the
France in the English and climate It's x
IRENE length fifteen miles and
central portion
te one OF the finest farming sections
eastern ana the ween*shores the surface
highest
next ngnest being Mt Young $50 it. It is
oe majority
throughout the Friday
produced hay
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-12-02
STEAMSHIP NORTHWESTERN
WRECKED AT kANAllA BAY

Alaska ports and carried thirty-five
nassencers and = large cargo q
freight. The steamer Tees, Of Vic.
toria, took Of her passengers thil
moroins. she lies il : very ex:
poeed position. Every possible ef'
.1ort Win Be made to foat her todsy,
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-12-02

The steamship Northwestern. be
longing to the Alaska Steamship Co..
went ashore at z O'Clock this morn
inc Just Of the point i front q
-. n. Fleming buildings It e
nafa by. She was north bound Tor
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-12-02
The Ten Commandments Of Agriculture


DIR. Samuel A. Knapp, of the
United States Department of Agri-
culture, has formulated ten rules
(which he calls The Ten Comand-
ments of Agriculture') for the sue
cessful cultivation Of the soil. The
agricultural decalogue is set forth
in the following: e-
Prepare deep and thoroughly
pulverized seed bed, well drained;
break in the fall to the depth Of 8,
10 or IL inches, according to the
soil, with implements that will not
bring the subsoil to the surface.
The foregoing depths should be
reached gradually.
2-Use seed of the best variety,
intelligently selected and carefully
stored.
3-In cultivated crops, give the
rows and the plants in the rows a
space suited to the plant, the soil
and the climate.
4-Use intensive tillage during
the growing Of the crops.
5 Secure a high content of hum
us in the soil by the use of legumes,
barnyard manure. farm refuse and
commercial fertilizers.
6-Carry out systematic crop
rotation with a winter cover crop
on Southern FARMS.
Accomplish more work in q
day by using more horsepower and
better implements.
8--Increase the farm stock to the
extent of utilizing all the waste
products and idle land of the farm.
g. Produce all the food required
for the man and animals on the
farm.
10 Keep an account of each
fram product, in order to know
from what gain or loss arises.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-12-02
Great Growth of Cities
of the United States

An editorial published in recent
issue Of the Seattle Post -Intelligen-
Ger says: ''The feature of the census
is the extraordinary growth Of the
cities of the country. There are
now nine cities which have each a
population in excess of half mill
ion. 1t is easily within the recol-
lection of men who would resent
being called old when there were
but two cities in the United States
which had populations greater than
Seattle now has, according to the
census returns. If future growth
is to be anything proportonate to that
of the past. the cilies Of the United
States will be the wonders of the
world, in size at least.
''In 1870 New York had a poula-
ton of 1892; Philadelphia, 674.-
O22; St. Louis 310.864; Chicago,
298, ,977, and Boston, $50, ,526. 1t is
somewhat astonishing to learn that
the four big cities Of the Pacific sea-
board have to day populations al
most as great as the big cities of the
Atlantic had forty years ago. More
over, the Pacific coast cities are
growing at rate such as none Of
the cities of the Atlantic or of the
Middle West ever grew.
''For example, during the decade
between 1860 and 1870 Chicago
grew from city of 109, ,206 to $685.
877. This was expansion at the rate
of 173 per cent in the decade, and
the growth of Chicago was the Won
der Of the country. 1t was the con-
fident belief that the record of
growth would never again be dupli-
Gated. Yet at a similar period in the
growth Of Seattle, the decade which
has just closed, Seattle expanded in
population at the rate of 1874 per cent
and Los Angeles did even better than
this.
"Going little further back, it
appears that in 1880 New York had
total population of but 2O2.589.
Twenty years later, in 1850, Phila-
delphia had 121,376. Consideration
Of the present size of New York,
Chicago and Philadelphia, and con-
sideration further of how much fast
er the Pacific coast cities are now
growing than the older. cities ever
grew, is calculated to give one very
enlarged ideas of the prospects for
future growth ahead of the Pacific
coast cities"
New-York tribune., 1910-06-09
AUTOS AFIRE IN 9TH AVE.
Chapter of Accidents Causes
Partial Ruin of Three Cars.

a taxicab rammed a touring car in Fifth
avenue. between 42d and 43d streets. yes
terday afternoon, and the gasolene tank Of
the car was punctured. Three women who
were in il jumped out and were driven
away in the taXica5. As soon as the chauf-
feur Of the car had stopped the leak he
hurrie5 away just as a car owned by
Aired Lichtensteir, Of No. 112 West 59th
street drove up and stopped at the curb
directly over the spot where several gal
Ions Of gaSolene had leaked
Mrs LiChtenstein got out of the machine
and went into a store. Somebody came
along and threw a lighted cigarette into
the gasolene and the automobile took fire.
During the excitement a taxfcab driven by
Edward Weisberg, Of No. 100 West 61st
street, bumped into the burning machine
and it also caught fire Another taxicab
took fire in the crush of traffic, and all
three machines were badly burned before
fremen arrived and extinguished the
flames.
While the blaze was in progress Mrs,
Iichtensteir fainted.an her chauffeur. Ed
ward Smith, of No. 123 West 90tk street.
was slightly burned. Mrs. Lichtenstein
wenc TO her home in a taxicab.
New-York tribune., 1910-06-09
TWO CLEWS TO MISSING GIRL
Woman and Conductor Say They
Saw Miss Mearson with Man.

Although the police spurred on by the
fate Of Ruth Wheeler, are working dill
gently to solve the disappearance of young
Esther Maude Mearson. they uncovered no
tangible clues yesterday. The girl, who is
seventeen years old, left her home at No.
1G7 East 129d street early Monday morning
and has not been heard of since. Her fam
fly fears some harm has befallen her.
Mrs. J. F. Kennedy. of No. lss East 111th
street, told the police yesterday that she
was positive she had seen Esther Monday
afternoon on Third avenue. near 10th
street. in conversation with a gray-haired
man They talked together seriously -
said Mrs. Kennedy.
He addressed her as Miss Everything
cid not seem to be Just right to me. He
seemed TO be persuading her to do some
thing. His pleas were earnest, but his
manners were quite courtly. At first she
seemed to hesitate and to be about to leave
and go north, but finally she apparently
yielded, took the mans arm and walked
south with him
Mrs Kennedy had seen Esther Mearson' s
photograph in the newspapers and she
was positive she was not mistaken as TO
the girls identity. The Mearson family
IS receiving many letters from persons say
ing they have seen the missing girl. but
the police regard most of them as value
less.
Abraham Suchswald. conductor on the
Ninth avenue elevated road, went to the
ATearsnn home last night and told Of hav-
ing seen a girl answering the description
Of Esther and a man about f1fty-fve years
old with her on the train on Tuesday even
ing. He said that the man asked him the
quickest way TO Tarrytown and that he
told him to take the Putnam division train
Suchswald said the couple went to the end
Of the line.
Acting on this information, Captain
Kuhne. Of the. Harlem detective bureau.
notified the police chief of Tarrytown last
night. and detectives were also sent there.
The last time the girl was at work was
four weeks ago with Jacob Erich & Co,
Of No. 3 West 18th street, where she did
clerical work. She left this place to per-
feet herself in stenography.