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The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-11-04
New Barpins.

The latest in the minor Jewslry"
is the long barpins, four to six lnches
in length, which are being USED to
fasten automobile wells and, less fire..
quently. collars and jabots. They coma
in plain metal and enamel f1n1shea and
in the heavy, barbaric semi-prsctou.
stones so popular nowadayA
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-11-04
Family Pride.

Mrs. Parrot-What is Mr.. Porcup1ne
putting on such airs about these days?
DeMonk-Why. he claims that his
great-grandfather furnished the qoills
for the toothpicks at the farewell ban,
quet before Roosevelt left Africa
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-11-04
The Sight Of SnaiIs.

Snails have eyes connected with the
a1tennae (the "feelers"). They may
usually be seen as black spots, gen.
orally, I believe, near the base Of the
feelers. They are rather simple eyes,
but are certainly Of use. How much
they can see with them is not known.
st, Nicholas,
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-11-04

away at the back, and strip of mauve
silk is used to line the lace.
The bcGice has round yoke of silk
lined lace to which the material is ar
ranged in either tucks or small folds.
\ band Of lace trims the bodice above
the walst-band, which is of mauve silk
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-11-04
The Lamb and the Clam,

Inc Lamp ana tho Clam.
The lamb frlsked about the fields Of May:
The clam kept his house in the depths of
the bay:
The lamb always had q new secret to
tell;
The clam kept his secrets inside Of his
SHE'LL
And though I'd certain respect for the
clam,
I always enjoyed more my talks with the
lamb
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-11-04
Let Your House Have EXPRESSION.

Iet YUur 11OuSe have EXPTeSS1On.
How refreshing a house can be!
How much it may express of all that
is best i'll human nature! When you
build your home learn the language
Of expression in materials. A house
cannot be too small or too humble to
fail OF tits expression if the spirit is
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-11-04
WhY He Objected.

Upgardson-Your wife insists m
filing the house with furniture differ.
ent from anybody else's? She must
have some peculiar plan in view.
Atom-She has. Installment nlan
That's why I'm kicking
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-11-04
Motorcycle Stand.

strain on the elbows B, two pieces c
of No. IL galvanized wire should be
used to connect the pipes "A. In tho
elbows B, notches may be cut to hold
the motorcycle axle.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-11-04

Lace binds finish the sleeves at the
elbow.
Hat Of white Tagai trimmed WITH
large poppies and black carr Sk
wheat.
Materials required: Seven yar5e
wolfe AZ inches wide. three and one
half yards insertion, one-half yard
piece lace, one and one-half yard
mauve silk,
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-11-04
Do Monkeys lauoh4

The keeper Of zoo says that men
and monkeys are the only creatures
that laugh. He says that If you tickle
a littls monkey In the RIBS the little
monkey viii squirm and giggle quite
Is II he were q small boy.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-11-04
Tho Difference.

II don't see any difference between
you and a trained nurse except the
uniform" said her sick husband.
and the salary she added,
houghtfully.-Harper's Bazaar.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-11-04

with few stitches in back, to keep It
in position.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-11-04
G.:

Chimmie-G'wan, you're no bal
player. Yer couldn't ketch q foul \
k was moulin!
Patsy-Gittout, you couldn't ketcl
q dy II It was stuck on sticky dy.pa
per till It was dead al merlasses!
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-11-04
REMOVING HOOK FROM FISH
Neat Little Device, Especially for Ia.
dies, Will Save Many Lines
and Cut Fingers.

Fishermen who have trouble keep
ing the mouth Of fish open while re-
moving the hook. will be interested In
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16
Whistler Let Them Wait.

Whistlers laxity in the matter Of
engagements was notorious. No one
ever knew IL he were coming or moi
to affairs. But his point of view is ex
planned in his answer to a friend OF
his who knew that he had an engage
ment to dine with some swells in q
distant part of London and who felt
that it was most impolitic for Whistler
to offend them. 1t was growing late
and yet Whistler was painting away
madly, intently.
my dear fellow" he said to him at
last ut is frightfully late. and you
have to dine with Lady Such-a-one.
Don't you think you'd better stop?
stop" fairly shrieked Whistler.
stop, when everything is going beau
tifully? Go and stuff myself with dis
gusting food when l can paint like
this? Never! Never! Besides, they
can't do anything until 1 get there!
They never dor
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16
DOING THEIR DUTY
Scores of HePpner Readers are
Learning the Duty of the
Kidneys.

To filter the blood is the kidneys
duty.
When they fail to do this the kidney
sre sick.
Backache and many kidney ills fol
low.
Urinary trouble, diabetes.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure them all.
Heppner people endorse our claim.
Mrs. Mary A. Thomas, :of Heppner
Oregon, says: II can speak just ss
highly of Doan's Kidney Pills at this
time as did when I publicly endorsed
them several years ago. Of and on for
wears my kidneys trouble d me and |
had considerable backache. l expert
mented with remedies of various kinds
and Doan's Kinney Pills gave me the
greatest relief. l am certain that any
one afflicted with kidney complaint will
be benefited by the use of Doan's Kid
ney Pills"
Fer sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. -Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-a
take no other.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16
QUEEN SAWS READY WIT.
A Story Appropriated From the An
nals of Irish Royalty.


The anger Of King Colin was terri
bic. Twas n fortnight before he could
address himself to his queen or look
her in the face and speak TO her--and
what he come TO say to her then was
that she was a shame and a disgrace
70 him, but sure what could he ex-
pect anyhow when he was such no.
torious fool rs ever to marry beggar
of race of beggars. Get up" says
he. ''and dress yourself, and leave my
sight and my castle for evermore."
very well and good. me lord" says
Saav, says she I'm ready. l was
prepared for this, as you'll remember,
before ever married you; butt says
she. you remember your agreement
three back burdens of the greatest val
uables choose TO carry out of your
castle at my lavin'%
''Thirty-three," says he. "if you like.
Twill be a cheap price to get rid of
you"
"Thanky, me lord" says she. "Tn
only ask three. And before I've got
them out maybe you'll think it's
enough"
What is the first back burden you
choose?" says he
"A back burden" says she. ''of gold,
silver. diamonds and jewelry."
In short time the king had a bur-
den of them piled ON her that near
almost broke her back. and with it she
went out over the drawbridge
When she laid it down and come
back in again says the king. says he,
what will your second back burden
be?'
For my second back burden" says
she, hoist up on me our baby boy"
The king gave groan that'd rent
rocks. But he wasn't the man to be
daunted before any woman. He lifted
with his own hands the boy in whom
his heart was wrapped up and, settin'
his teeth hard, put him ON Saws
shoulders. She carried him out over
the drawbridge
When she come back again says
Colin, says he, Now then. name your
third and last burden, and we're done
with you forever thank Godw
Says Saav, says she, Get on me
back yourself"
King Colin and his good Queen Saav
lived ever after the happiest and most
contented couple that Ireland ever
knew, parable for all kings and
queens and married couples in the ma
ton. Saav lived and died the wittiest,
as her husband lived ever after and
died the justest and most generous,
most reasonable, sensible. affable and
amiable king that Ireland ever knew
Everybody's Magazine.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16
Notice for Publication.

Department of the Interior, United
States Land Office at The Dalles
Oregon, May 4, 1910.
Notice is hereby given that Thomas
E. McDondel, OF Lexington, Oregon,
who, on April 26th 1905. made home.
stead, (Serial No, 03565 and 0558O) No
l44OO. for EA SWK. section 13 a d M
NWA section "a, and additional Decem-
Ter 3.l9O9, for VIZ NEA NEA NEA sec. %,
SEM SEA, section IA, township North
range 26 East Willamette Meridian, has
fled notice of intention to make final
five year proof. to esta blish claim to the
land above described. before w. o.
Hill. County Clerk, at his Office at
Heppner. Oregon, on the 2lst day OF
June, 1910.
Claimant names as witnesses:
B. S. Clark, ]. R. Ashinhurst, Royul
E. Tyler and G. j. White, all OF Hepp-
neH. Oregon. Galloway Route.
G. w. MOORE, Register.
May ~ June Is
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16
Notice For Publication.

Department of the Interior,
United States Land Office at The Dal es
Oregon, May 11th, 1910.
Notice is hereby given that Adam ]
Knoblock, OF Heppuer, Oregon, who, or
November 10th 1904, and additional on
July 2Sth, 1909, made homestead, Use
rial No. 1879 No. O5l1O, for SEX SE1l
section 81. 81 sWK. sWA sEA section
%, NWA NEH. NJ NW4 section 27,
and NEA NEA section 2S. town
township south, range 25 east Will
lamette Meridian, has filed notice of in
tention to make final fve-year proof
to establish claim to the land above de-
scribed, before w. o. Hill, County
Clerk. at his office at Heppner, Oregon.
on the 22d day Of June, 1910.
Claimant names as witnesses:
John Bellenbrock. Oliver j. Cox, Ar.
chic r. Cox and Eugene D. Gilman, all
Heppner, Oregon.
c. W. MOORE, Register.
May 10 June 16
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16

Notice Is hereby given that will on
Saturday, the Goth day Of June, 1910,
at2 O'Clock p M, of said dav, at the
I ont door of the Court House in Hepp-
ner, Morrow County. Oregon, cell at
public auction to the highest bidder for
cash in hand, the following described
property, to wit: The southwest quar-
ter OF section thirty (30), the east half
| of the southwest quarter and lots three
(3) and four (4) of section nineteen (l9);
the east half of the northwest quarter and
lots one a. and two (2) Of section thirty
one (3l), all in township two ~ south
of range twenty-seven (27) E. w. M.
also the northeast quarter OF the south
east quarter and the east half of the
southwest quarter of section twenty-five
[25l; the southeast quarter and the
south half of the northeast quarter OF
section twenty-tour [24] and the north
west quarter of the northeast quarter
and the north half of the southeast
HuhttOA 6uu thO uOtOu HhAi VI tHO oOuIH-
west quarter of section thirty-six 1851
all in township two ri south of range
twenty-six 1851 east of the Willamette
Meridian.
Taken and levied upon as the prop.
erty of the said Jennie w. Matlock and
81. j. Matlock or 80 much thereof as
may be necessary to satisfy the said
judgment in favor of the First National
Bank of Heppner. Oregon, a corpora
tion and against said Jennie w. Matlock
and 81. j. Matlock, together with all
costs and disbursements that have OF
NAV accrue.
E. NJ. SHUT, Sheriff.
By GUS MALLORY, Deputy.
Dated at Heppner, Oregon, May 26,
1910.
Nav 26 June %,
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Public Land Sale-Isolated Tract.
United States Land Office, La Grande

Public Land Sale Isolated Tract.
United States Land Office, La Grande,
Oregon, May 23d, 1910.
Notice is hereby given that, as d.
rected by the Commissioner of the
General Land Office, under the provis-
ions of act OF Congress approved June
y, 1906, "a Stats, 5l7l we will offer
at public sale, to the highest bidder, at
III O'Clock a. M, on the l4th day of
July, 1910, at this Office, the following
described land:
The So SW4 sec. 80, T. rs, R. 20
E. w. NJ, serial No 07056.
Any persons claiming adversely the
above described lands are advised to
file their claims, or objections, on or be-
fore the time designated for sale.
F. G. BRAMWELL, Register.
COLON R. EBERHARD, Receiver.
June 2 July z
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16
May 26 June %.
Notice for Publication.

Isolated Tract Public Land Sale.
Department of the Interior, U. S. Land
Office at LaGrande, Oregon, May
4, 1910.
Notice is hereby given that, as direct
ed by the Commissioner OF the General
Land Office. under provisions of Ac. OF
Congress approved June q, 1906 ga
Stats, SD, we will offer at public sale,
to the highest bidder, at 10 o'clock a.
M, on the 7th day of July, 1910, at this
office, the following described land !:
The SEA SE14 section II, NE4 NEA
section 20 and Ne NWA section 21, T.
S. R 80 E. w. M. Serial No. 06693.
Any persons claiming adversely the
above described land are advised to file
their claims. or objections, on or before
the time designated for sale.
F. G. BRAMWELL, Register.
COLON r. EBERHARD, Receiver.
May 12-Sune is.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16
A Clever French Captive.


A person who was supposed to be the
French General Mouton, count de Lo-
bau, was once captured by an English
vessel. but after a time the captain
discovered that his prisoner was the
Count de Montrond. "Why did you de-
ceive me?" he demanded angrily Of the
count. II did not deceive you" replied
Montrond: mot at all. You thought
was General Mouton. You told me so.
You have a fifty gun frigate. Was it
for me. who have only a pocket pistol.
to contradict you?"
The captain did not forgive Montrond
and took every opportunity to treat
him rudely. One evening at dinner
some one proposed the health of the
French. AS Montrond rose to acknowl-
edge it the captain cried: "They are
all towards. l make no exceptions!"
When Montronds turn came he gave
this sentiment, 1.-The English-they are
all gentlemen. but make exceptions"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16
NOTICE OF SHERIFF,S SALE.

By virtue of an execution and order
Of sale duly issued by the Clerk of the
Circuit Court of the County of Morrow,
State of Oregon, dated the 26th day OF
May, 1910. in certrin action in the Cir
cult Court for said County and State,
wherein The First National Bank OF
Heppner, Oregon, corporation, plant
if, recovered judgment against Jennie
w. Mstlock and H. J. Matlock, De.
PENDANTS, for the sum of Eleven Thou.
sand nine hundred ninety-one and 80
100 (Sl1, ,99l.SO) dollars, with interest
thereon at the rate Of per cent per
snnum from the 22nd day of March,
1910. and tire further sum of eleven
hundred and no 100 ($llOOOO) dollars
attorneys fee, and costs and disburse-
ments taxed at ffty-six and 20-100
1856 POI dollars, on the 22nd dsy of
March. 1910.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16
Il Jupitsr War Inhabited.

Calculations as to the size required
for human beings on the other planets
vary widely, according to the basis Of
reckoning. According to those based
upon the attraction Of gravity, Jupiter
should be peopled by pygmies Of twen-
ty-eight inches. Wolfus. on the other
hand. argued that Goliath himself
would be accounted decidedly under
sized upon that planet. He worked
from the feebleness Of the suns light
there, which would demand that the
pupil Of the eye should be much more
dilatable. Since the pupil stands in a
constant proportion to the pail of the
eye and that to the entire body, said
Wolfus. little calculation shows that
an average Jovian must be nearly thir-
teen feet seven inches tall-not quite
four inches shorter than Og. king of
Bashan, according to the measure of
his bedstead given in Deuteronomy.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16
Bay Rum.

Bay rum is manufactured from the
dried leaves of Pimento acris. Bay
rum is procured by distillation, and
this in very simple manner. The
leaves are picked from the trees and
then dried. In this state they are
placed in the retort, which is then fill
ed with water, and the process Of dis
tillatiOn is carried ON. The vapor is
then condensed in the usual way and
forms what is known as "bay OIL" a
very small quantity Of which is re-
Quired for each puncheon Of rum.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16
Notice For Publication.

Department of the Interior.
U. S. Land Office at The Dalles, Ore
gon, May 25th, 1910.
Notice is hereby given that Albert T
King, Of lone, Oregon, who, on April
20, 1909, made homestead No. 04777,
for SW14 section 81. township south,
range "a east, Willamette Meridian, has
fled notice OF intention to make final
commutation proof, to establish claim
to the land above described, bsfere C.
G. Patterson, United States Commits
sioner at his Office, at Heppner, Oregon,
on the End day of July 1910.
Claimant names as witnesses.
Laxton McMurray, Robert Capen,
Matthias Halvorsen and Thomas Down
ng, ell Of lone, Oregon.
c. w. MOORE, Register.
June 2-30
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16
A BRIGHT RIaoksmith.

The greatest improvement in vehicle
construction was when some bright
blacksmith thought of heating the tires
and shrinking them on the wheel.
While many claim the honor, it is not
known TO whom it rightly belongs.
Previous to this event tires were made
in short sections and held on the fel-
loes with nails. When starting on a
long haul the driver always laid IN a
good supply Of nails TO use on the
trip.-Shop Notes Quarterly.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16
what EverYbosr wan,..

Everybody desires good he, ! h which
is impossible unless the kidneys are
sound and healthy. Foley's Kidney
Remedy should be taken at the first in
dication of anv irregularity, and se-
rious illness NAV be averted. Foley. 8
Kidney Remedy will restore your kid.
deys and bladder to their normal state
and activity. All druggists.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16
T. MAN FOO
Chinese Root and Herb DoeteP.

He is an experienced compounder OF
Chinese Medicine. He treats success
fully all private. nervous and chronic
diseases, also blood, stomach, heart,
lung. liver, kidney, female weakness,
catarrh and all diseases of the body BY
the use OF roots and herbs, especially
prepared for each case. If you cant
call at his Office, write for home treat
ment. Consultation free. j. Man Foo.
successor to Hong Wo Tong Chinese
Medicine c., III w. Second St., AL.
banv, Oregon.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16
New Feed Store.

Hay, feed of all kinds, seed
grain and Waitsburg -four all de-
livered free.
HeppDer Feed Store, below
Palace Hotel. Phil Cohn and
Walt Richardson, Props.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16
Winding Up His Affairs.

"Look here, Ben. what did you shoot
at me fer? amt got no quarrel with
you"
You had a feud with Jim Wombat.
didn't yeE"
Il did, but Jim's dead"
I'm his executor. kansas City
journal.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16
unhannu Mani

Eyes. my old friend. l have been the
victim Of misfortune in all my love af-
fairs. My first sweetheart died. the
second Tilted me. and the third became
my wifer'
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16
Like the Moon.

Hes a star after dinner speaker
isn't heY'
"a starr Hes a moon"
''HOwT"
''The fuller the brighter. ."-Clevelano
Leader.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16

Persons who really wish to become
angels should make a start In that di-
rection while they are yet mortalS.-
National Magazine. 80.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16

Tears are often the telescope through
which men see far into heaven
Beecher.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16

The Eeppner Gazette-the news OF Nor
row County: The Weekly OreEonian-tho
news and thought OF the world. Both at
special price. Inquire or address The
Gazette. Heppner. Or.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16

A recognised authority-Tno Weekly
OregoniAA-
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-06-16
Everything neat and clean at popular

First-class Restaurant in connection
Cor ner Chase and May sts.. Heppner
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-09-09

Nd thai 5tl1 :; lbDt, AZ, D.
Gun tnelr sessions, We must
not .orgat that our chi dr9n are
sJiIl our cn:l Aren and the more
lutereSL We show la their sen Dol
the more It's til cheney ia III
crea ed. There is no teacher
wofthy of the name who L. not
pleased with the judiclous ad
vice and assistance and sympa-
thy from the parents. Tne gulf
is too wide between the home
and the school, aud the more we
help to bridg', it. over the mn1 =
we are improving not oli7 our
own chiiaren. hut the general
tone of the school. Ii the child
rem see that the parents apDrec.
late their tea her, they are
much more apt to appreclate
her themselves. lend cheer ul
and willing obedience o her
wishes. and have certain
nrida in the success of the
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-09-09

A lady who does not live a
hundred from this office sus
pected her husband was in the
habit of kissi2g the pretty ser
want girl and resolved to detect
him in the act. After watching
some time for an opportunity
she heard him enter the kitchen
quietly one evening when the
pretty servant girl out. She
i'm mediatelv placed a shawl over
her head and with matches in
hand and heart burning with
jealousy, entered the darksome
kitchen by the back door and
was almost i'm mediately seized
and EN- braced andkissed in the
most ardent manner. Burning
with rage and bent on admins
tering a terrible re Duke she tore
loose from his mbrace and
struck a mach and there stood
face to face with the serving
girls beau. Her husband says
after this his wife was never
more afectionate since the day
they were married.