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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-08-14
PORT KENT.

Port Kent, y. Y, Aug l5.-IhlS beauH-
full mountain shore resort is well filled with
summer visitors. and riding and driving,
with water sports by day and card parties
followed by dancing in the evening, make
the time pass all too quickly.
Mr. and Mrs. f. ". Timpson, of Orange,
y. J.. have been welcomed by their many
friends at Trembleau Hall for their annual
August visit Mr.. Timpson is a veteran
angler, and his stories of fishing and travel
are much enjoyed by the summer visitors
here.
Mr. and Mrs. a. P. Gum and son, Philip
Gum of Baltimore, are at Trembleau Hall,
having made the trip to the mountains in
their White steamer car. Other prominent
arrivals of the week include Mr.. and Mrs.
c T. Gregory and son, Miss Catharine L.
Knapp, Of New York: Mrs. II. P. Lindsay,
of East Orange y. j.: Miss Florence Brew
er, Miss Mararet Brewer of Newark.
y. ]; Mr.. and Mrs r. n. Coleman, Mr..
and Mrs. Z. =. Rapelye, Harold l.. Rap
elye Mrs. ]. V Phelan, Miss B. NJ. Fitz-
gerald. Miss Edna NJ. Campbell, Miss
Florence McGarry, Miss Mary l.. McGarry,
G. Abbott Bush and Mr.. and Mrs L. V.
Severy, of Brooklyn: D. S. Flynn. of AL
hany; Mr. and Mrs. A. A. McGeachy, of
Charlotte, \. c.; Margaret w. Hubbard
and Helen NJ Blodgett, Of Yonkers.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-08-14

V. Clark. Mrs. K. Weed, Miss DeRoulhac,
J., W. Foster, Miss H. Lindenmeyer, Miss
Y c. Stake, John Porter, tr, William c.
Fisher, Mrs. Fisher. Mrs. Walter l.. Clark.
Leighton Clark. Miss Anna NJ. kimball.
Miss NicoH. Miss Kathryn A. Clifford, Mr..
and Mrs. .. D. Williams, Miss Lena Cam
eron, Miss Janet p. Hurd, Miss Susan B.
Ellis. Herman Ellis. Mr.. and Mrs. E. ].
Smith and Or. and Mrs. H A. Newton.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-08-14
ALGONQUIN.

Algonquin. y. Y. Aug. 13.-The principal
boating event of the season will be held
on Lower Saranac Lake in front OF the
Algonquin on August 1S There will be
launch races of a high order, but interest
Will centre on the two-nile guide race for
the championship of the Adirondacks. The
guides are hardy men, fearless on the
water and adept with their craft. and
contestants from all over the Adrondacks
are signifying their intention Of being here
20 try for the nonors. There will be three
purses for the race. of $50 for the
winning guide, and So and Is. respectively,
for the second and third boats.
Mr. and Mrs ]. ". Delavol and son. of
Porto Rico have arrived for a visit at
the Algonquin
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-05-05

Suitor-What will your father settle
on the man who marries you?
The Girl-All the rest of the family,
l suppose.-St. Louis Times.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-05-05
Wanted His Money Back.

VaUtcu TITS WoHtt paSNs
1t is an old saying that you cannot
eat your cake and have II too" But
a seaslck person usually cares little for
either side of the proposition. The
captain OF one OF the steamships ply
ing between this country and Italy,
which arrived at New York with over
GOO immigrants, tells rather amus
Ing story of heated Interview held
between himself and one of them on
the voyage across.
The vessel had been out a few days
and had encountered some heavy seas
The first morning that calmer weather
prevailed one of the steerage passen.
gers appeared for the first time above
deck aud with face as white as n
sheet approached the captain
This has got TO stop!' he said an.
grily.
What hasT asked the captain, In
surprise.
This feeling of death. When |
bought my ticket was told 1t In
cluded meals, but can't keep my food
down. Now. 1t has got TO stop, cap
tain, or else want my passage money
back. You cannot break your contract
In this fashion with me-"
II took all the captains ingenuity to
pacify him during the rest Of the trip,
--Vouths Companion.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-05-05

eDery nIgnt. and dere viii be no short.
age. OATS anodder Of our leetle ways.
We 'lect man to handle our cash, glib
him all de chances in de world to steal
in fact, tempt him into it-and den
we wonder why he goes wrong. De
whole caboodle of us haven't got de
sense of corner grocer in dis direc-
ton.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-05-05
Voting straiaht a Mistake.


"And a word or two bout wotin'
straight. De man who does 1t orter be
robbed. De man who votes fur an
unfit man bekase dat pusson has got
a nomination on his ticket am de open
enemy of good and honest govern
ment. He's mo- to blame dan any
body else when things go wrong. OATS
anOdder Of our leetle ways. We re-
fuse to buy pore butter at de grocery
to please de grocer or de hull world
behind him, but we will vote fur men
whose regulations smell wuss'n de
butter. We do 1t and den kick bekase
we haven't better government.
And want to say word bout de
government It's good 'nufr. It's good
huff no matter what party am in
power. II we am asses 'nuff to call
man a liar, rascal and a thief and
den 'lect him to handle our money and
make our laws we deserve what we
get. hear somebody kickin' ebery
day, but we hain't de least right to
find one word of fault
"In my time governor or president
was looked upon as great man. One
was at de head of state and de odder
at de head of nashun. We spoke of
'em wild respect and awe. How am 1t
nowadays? De newspapers have car
tooned and belittled 'em until dey
seem to stand no higher dan a country
constable. We demand on de one
hand dat dey shall be our greatest
men and on de. odder dey am no soon
er 'lected dan we go to work to pull
'em down among de smallest. OATS
one Of our leetle ways dat make us a
great people in de eyes of Europe
but I'm wantin' to say to you dat
when de next lection Gums along
make no mistake. II you take news
paper into your house you am gwine
to read dat de men you have allus
looked up to am rascals and thieves.
You will read dat If such a ticket am
not victorious de kentry am gwine to
fall into pit so deep dat not a single
later will be saved. You am gwine to
read dat 1t depends on you alone
whether America continues prosperous
or has half dozen mo- panics
What to Do on Election Day.
"Men will come to you and tell you
dis and dat and upset you. You'll be
made at last to think dat If you don't
vote fur sartin candydate fur office
de town am gwine to be swept by
cyclones and toyed wild by earth
quakes. Jest you stick a pin dar.
Don't read de newspapers, and don't
let stranger frew de gate. Jest keep
cool and quiet, and don't sweat your
collar, and when lection day Gums
along take your spade on your shoul-
der and go to de woods and find a
groundhog's hole and dig him out. You
may not git him, but I'm tellin' you
dat you will have done jest as much
fur de kentry as If you had staggered
into pollin' place and voted and
staggered out ag'in. Lots Of good
citizens do go to de polls and vote,
and some of 'em am so good dat dey
vote in four different precincts de
same day, but dar am odder good ones
who go out arter rabbits or ground
hogs, and it's bout an even thing as
to which am de best patriot. Let us
now saw de purceedin's in twain and
go home"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-05-05

revelation.
The truth that "hgures never lie''
never dared assert
Until l saw Babette go by
Clad in her new sheath skirt.
But now | know-I must confess
My feeling can't be hid
That when 1t comes to women's dress
'Twere better II they did.
--Ildge's library
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-05-05
Alas, Too Truei

life with us is very uncertain" re-
marked the wise bird. I'VE fly high
today, and tomorrow We are roosting
on some woman's hat"
Same with u.s." rejoined the philo-
sophical Goldfish. 1--WE are in the swim
today, and tomorrow we are cod liver
Oil or Goldfish balls. Chicago News.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-05-05

"John Peters isn't fit to associate
with gentlemen"
Gee! What's the matterT
'He held out card when we were
playing poker last night"
$50 did you"
"But | only held out nine spot. He
stole an ace. cleveland Leader.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-05-05

at seems to me that the ten cent
cigars we used to get were great
deal better than the ones we get now"
HAS somebody been giving you
one ?"--Chicago Record Herald.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-05-05
BROTHER GARDNER.
Politics and Candidates Discuss
ed at Limekin Club.
ALL PARTIES ARE JUST ALIKE
officeholders Not So Much to Blame IL
They Graft as the People Who Put
Temptation In Their Way-Govern-
ment Always Safe.
BY M. QUAD.

BY M. QUAD.
[Copyright, 1910. by Associated Literary
Pressl
al the last meeting of the Lime
90 kiln club, when the routine
A "A business had been disposed
Of and the temperature Of the
hall run up to 120 degrees, Brother
Gardner arose and said:
my frens, we have jest passed
through de throes of a local lection
In dis city, and tonight while / was
waitin' fur de meetin' to open l heard
Giveadam Jones lamentin' dat a dozen
different rascals had been boosted into
office and dat dar was gwine to be a
heap O. corrupshun fur seberal years
to come.
81 want to say few words on poll
tics and candydates. When was
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-05-05
Unromantic,

Anything romantic about their we'd
dingT
mot thing. She can cook, and he
has a job."--Kansas City Journal.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-05-05
NOW Isls4F 1HF time.

OF the year 70 have
your teeth out and
plate and bridge
work done. For out.
of-town patrons We
hnlsh pl ate an d
bridge work In ono
day IL necessary.
molar Grown, $500
22k Bridge T.sih3.59
Gold Filings LOO
Enamel Filings 1.UU
Silver Filings .oU
Good Rubber a.
Plates 5.UU
Best Rubber "a
Plates Lou
Painless E1irtisn .5U
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1910-12-02
FREE PASS FOR CORPSE

Asserting that her dead husband
was as much entitled to travel on
free pass as when he was alive, Mrs.
John Chadwick of Seattle, staggered
the purser of the steamship State OF
Washington, by refusing to pay
freight on his corpse which she had
brought to the vesseb for shipment.
MY husband had a free pass on the
State of Washington when he was
alive" she said to the official, "and
no one is going TO prevent him travel
ing on it when he is dead, poor fel.
low" The purser objected, but wired
to headquarters for instructions.
When he read the reply telegram:
Let the corpse travel free and collect
pass" the widow heaved a sigh of
Satisfaction and said she knew she
would win.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1910-12-02
NEWSPAPERS TAKING 1T UP
Metropolitan Dailles Giving Advice
How to Check rheumatism and
Kidney Trouble.

This is a simple home recipe now
being made known in all the larger
cities through the newspapers. 1t Is
intended to check the many cases OF
Rheumatism and dread kidney trouble
which have made so many cripples,
invalids and weaklings of some Of our
brightest and strongest people.
The druggists everywhere, even In
the smallest communities, have been
notified to supply themselves with the
ingredients, and the sufferer will have
no trouble TO obtain them. The pre-
scription Is as follows: Fluid Extract
Dandelion, one-half ounce; Compound
Kargon, one ounce, and Compound
Syrup of Sarsaparilla, three ounces.
Mix by shaking we'll in bottle. The
dose is one teaspoonful after each
meal and at bedtime.
Recent experiments in hospital
cases prove this simple mixture eff
fective in Rheumatism. Because of
its positive action upon the elimina-
tive tissues OF the kidneys. II compels
these most vital organs to filter from
the blood and system the waste Inn
purities and uric acid which are the
cause OF rheumatism. II cleanses the
Kidneys. strengthens them and re-
moves quickly such symptoms as
backache. blood disorders. bladder
weakness. frequent urination. painful
scalding and discolored urine. II acts
as gentle. thorough regulator to the
entire kidney structure.
Those who suffer and are accus-
toned TO purchase bottle of medi-
cine should not let little incon-
venience interfere with making this
up, or have your druggist do it for you.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1910-12-02

II every enc in the country knew
professor of languages at Columbia
university, New York, knows there
would be no call for a universal
tongue. Instead, we could go right
ahead talking to every stranger we
happened to meet In whatever Ian
guage the latter chose to talk to us.
When he isn't busy teaching the
young men at Columbia Professor
Prince finds time to take an active in
terest In politics in Paterson, N. j.,
where he lives and for some years
he has been state senator I'm the New
Jersey legislature from his district.
Professor Prince admits that his mar
velous knowledge of languages has
more than once won him the vote of
some newly made citizen who hadn't
as yet acquired English. AS the crown
ing performance of his use of Ian
guages, he recently made a political
speech in which he employed II diff
ferent languages.
IL one asks Professor Prince how
many ldHSudBeS ne Knows ne MODEST
ly disclaims complete knowledge of
any, even the English. A little closer
questioning, however. discloses the
fact that he can make himself under
stood in practically every distinct Ian
guage that is used on the face of the
globe. and few minutes study of any
of the hundreds of dialects that are
spoken in various corners of the earth
will enable him to decipher much OF
what is written in II.
Il doubt very much" said Professor
Prince, whether any one man actual
~ knows even the English language.
For example. doubt II understand
the English language as II is now used
In the science Of aeronautics. Just so
others who may be thoroughly famil-
far with the English language, as they
suppose, do not know one-half the
terms employed IN the automobile In,
dustry. for each bolt and nut in a mo
tor car has a distinct name.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1910-12-02
LETTER TOURS THE WORLD

A letter mailed seven months ego
to Los Angeles, Cal. after wandering
all over tie world. has come back To
its sender in Philadelphia, covered
with the postmarks Of the offices
where 1t had been received. On April
IL f. S. Johnson mailed the letter
from Ellingham. Ill. He then went to
Philadelphia. The letter was not de-
livered y the Los Angeles postal
authorities. because the man to
whom 1t was addressed had moved.
He had gone to Seoul. Korea, but be-
fore being sent there the letter was
returned to Illinois and then for
warded through San Francisco to the
Orient Not finding its owner in
Seoul, the letter continued on through
French Cochin China. and then 1t
was sent on TO the dead letter office
in Washington by way of England, as
being undelivered. The sender had
his address on the letter. and 1t was
returned to him In the mail. The let
ter bears nearly twenty postmarks
of different countries, together with
several stamps in foreign languages,
one of which reads. 'Inconnu," the
French for unknown" The letter
took just seven months and six days
to complete it's peregrinations around
the world before landing in the dead
letter. office. Mr.. Johnson highly
treasures the much-traveled misslve
as a souvenir.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1910-12-02
ODD OLD CHURCH CEREMONY

Every September a certain Sunday
is set apart in two or three villages Of
England for the ceremony known as
Clipping the Church" This word
clipping means Surrounding or en-
bracing. and is performed by the chill.
dren and congregation forming cir
Gle with joined hands all round the
church, singing special hymns for the
occasion. The most famous place
where this strange Sunday ceremony
is still extant. as It has been for many
hundred years. is the pleasant Glouces-
tershire village of Painswick near
Stroud. The parishioners after their
procession and ring round Painswick
church gather at the chancel door.
from which as customary a sermon is
preached.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1910-12-02

specialist gave me up and so did my
home physician. Surprising as it may
seem, was able to leave my bed after
using six boxes of Doan's Kidney Pills
and for six years | have remained free
from kidney trouble. ] confidently be-
lieye Doan's Kidney Pills saved my
life
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1910-12-02

There Catarrh IN this section OF the country
chan all other diseases put together. and until the last
few years supposed 10 be incurable. For great
many years doctors pronounced II local disease and
prescribed local remedies. and by constantly falling
20 with local treatment pronounced II ncuratle
Science has proven Catarrh TO be constitutional dis
ease and therefore requires constitutional treatment
Halls Catarrh Cure. manufactured by L. j. Cheney
A Co.. Toledo Ohio rs tho only Constitutional cure on
the market. IL Is taken internally IN doses from u
drops 10 a teaspoonfu IL acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system They oncr on;
hundred dollars for any IL falls 70 cure. send
for circulars and testimonials
Address: +. j. CHENEY & CO. Toledo. Ohio
Sold by Druggists 75c.
Take HANS FaInlly PMS for CONSULTATION.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1910-12-02
ROMANCE OF A MONASTERY

A woman OF great beauty. Countess
Kluzinska. has been arrested after
passing Is years as a man in the Rus
sian monastery of Solowestk.
The countess, who is now about
forty years of age, was the heroine OF
a much discussed love affair. A duel
fought between her lover and her hus-
band ended fatally for the latter and
the lover, conscience-stricken, retired
to the monastery Solowestk.
The countess, unable to bear the
separation. adopted the strategy men
toned above in order to be near her
lover. She gained access to the con-
vent, and for Is years lived there I'M
suspected.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1910-12-02
Some One Must Do It.

J. Pierpont Morgan. at one OF the
sumptuous dinners that he gave in
Cincinnati during the recent church
congress, praised the power OF adver-
Using.
Mr.. Morgan's eulogy concluded with
an epigram quite good and quite true
enough to be pasted in every business
mans hat.
IF dealer" he said. does not adj
vertise his wares, II is ten to one that
the sheriff will do II for him"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1910-12-02

There really is. so far as | know.
only one language that is absolutely
impossible for a white man to master,
and that is the original language Of
the North American Indian. Those
who think they are talking Indian Ian
guages are, as matter of fact. talk
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1910-12-02
TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY

for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
and GranulatedE yelids. Murine Doesn't
Smart-Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Remedy. Liquid. 25c,
soc, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in
Aseptic Tubes. Csc. S1.00. Eve Books
and Eye Advice Free by Mail.
Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1910-12-02

Mrs, Knicker-You will have to get
up to light the fire.
Knicker-Unnecessa my dear; !
never smoke before breakfast.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1910-12-02

months l was helpless
in bed with kidney
trouble. Kidney secre-
tions were painful, my
head ached terribly
and my body bloated.
/ ran down until 1
weighed but 80 pounds
and everyone thought
/ had. consumption. A
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1910-12-02

Rheumatism, Neuralgia and Sore
Throat will not live under the same roof
with Hamlins Wizard Oil, the best of
all remedies for the relief of all pain.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1910-12-02

Rumor is a spark at first, then
fire. then a confiagration. and then
ashes.-W. H. Shaw.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1910-12-02

The charm Of the unattainable is
long drawn out.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1910-12-02
WEIGHED ONLY go POUNDS.
How a Severe Case of Kidney Trouble
Was Finally Conquered.

Byron Bennette, 1918 st. Clair
Ave. East Liverpool, O., says: six
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1910-12-02
CO l. ID S
Cured in One Day

II regard my cold cure as being better than
q LIE Insurance Policy ''-MUNYON
few doses of Munyon's Cold Cure will
1t relieves the head, throat and lungs al
most instantly. These little sugar pellets
can be conveniently carried in the vest
pocket for use at any time or anywhere.
Price IS cents at any druggists.
If you need Medical Advice write to
Munyon's Doctors. They will carefully
by mail. absolutely free. They put you
under no obligations.
Address Munyon's Doctors, Munyon's
Laboratory SD and jefferson streets. Phil
adelphia, Pa.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1910-12-02

GUARANTEED CURE FOR CHICKEN
CHOLERA--Ono tablet IN gallon Of their
drinking water. 30 tablets prepaid for Soc 15 for ~
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1910-12-02

Mr.. Kicker-Your bill actually
makes my blood boil.
Doctor Sliek-Then, sir, must
charge you $40 more for sterilizing
your system.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1910-08-26
CARD FROM CON-
GRESHAM PATTER-
SON.

Barnwell, S. c., August 2l, 1910.
To the voters Of the End Congress
ional District:
lhave endeavored to get before
you record of my work and fforts
as your Representative in Cont ress.
it is a political as we'll as a personal
regret to me that have been provi-
dentiSlly hindered from meeting you
face to face and addressing the cam
paign meetings throughout the Dis
trict; nevertheless, it was NO fault of
mine. l have no charges to prefer a
ainst my opponents nor have l any
thing to conceal from my fri rds
l thank you most heartily and
sincerely tor the confidence and
trust which you have heretofore re-
sponded in me and ask that you give
me and my work fair and impartial
consideration and reward ne accord
| ing to my deserts.
| With the feeling of the most pro-
! found regard and love for the people
who have honored me so highly, and
for whom have spent the best
years of my lie, the greatest desire
,of my heart is to further work for
and serve you, and ! assure you that
{ if l am reelected, as | hope to be.
my time and efforts will be devoted
! to the promotion of the interests OF
e my District.
Faithfully your servant,
: 10. PATTERSON.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1910-08-26
A LAST WORK.

10 the Democratic voters of the
Second Congressional District:
AS your Representative in Con-
grcss, the Hon. James o. Patterson,
was, through malarial illness con
tracted while aiding the distressed
people Of his District in the section
almost ruined by the overflow Of the
Savannah river, rendered physically
unable TO address, his constituents
al the campaign meetings held in his
| District, ] think it due both to you
and to this faithful public servant TO
say ghat if he had been able to adj
dress the people at these campaign
meetings they would have had con
/ ycuc,u! proof Of his great ability as
a worker in the ranks of the Demo
minority, Of his thorough equip
ment Tor theintelligent and effective
| discharge Of the duties you have
committed to him.
In that greatest OF all politica
schools, the Congress Of the Unitec
States, there has been no more pro
/ lgressive student of public affair
than James 0 Patterson. His asso
. ciat'on with the leading public ne