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The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28

New York gave away a car load of
babies to New Orleans people the 9TH
er day. This corroborates the old
saying that generosity consists in
giving away something which we do
not want ourselves.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28

Sailing OF the Mauretania was de-
iayed half an hour by the nonarrivai
of some cans OF cream. We are sur
prised to learn that the Mauretania
does not have among its attractions a
cowpasture and creamery of its own.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28

Economists who declare there is
now too much gold will not exert any
noticeable influence on the enthusiasm
OF the man with a mining prospectus.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28

As n matter OF fact man is not In
rebellion against buttoning up his
wife's waist in the back. He likes
anything that proves he is conve-
pience about the house
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28

Count Komura says that war be-
tween this country and Japan is In
conceivable. Little does he realize
the strength OF the imaginations OF
some OF our after-dinner speakers.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28
An Expansionis'

An Expansionist.
She-Darling, are you sure you love
me?
He (after kissing her)-Do I!
wish you were two-headed girl
That's all | can say.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28

The appendix, thinking the human
race has not enough trouble of It's
own Just now, has started to make
more by inventing for itself n new and
exclusive disease. This disease the
doctors have agreed to call "appendic-
ular gastralgia," and there is small
doubt Shat those who wish to keep
strictly up to date will contract 1t
without delay. Indeed. appendicitis
may go quite out of fashion.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28

II will be hard for Kermit to con.
tent himself with the sport OF clam
digging when he gets back to Oyster
Bay
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28
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The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28
An Audacious Fellow.

An Audacious Fellow.
bridges Is a very daring man"
Never heard Of him. What did hs
ever do?"
Spoke right out loud In the doe
tors reception room."-Buffalo E1-
press.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28

Now science has achieved an IN
vention to take the picture OF beating
hearts. This ought to make effective
exhibits in love pleadings.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28
A Pinched pu

A Pinched Pun.
I sat where chilling draughts blew
through
Oh, what fearful Jolt!
Now | am hoarse-Atchee! kerchewI
I've got an awful colt!
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28
A Breezy Document.

A Breezy Document.
II Is reported that Theodore Roose-
welt upon his return home. will write
q history OF Texas. That will take
at least OF thirty minutes Of his time.
Toledo Blade.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28

An Artist at the Game.
Teacher-Jimmy. you look very pale
his morning. Are you i'll?
Jimmy-No, ma'am. Ma washed my
face this morning herself.-Woman's
Home Companion.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28

Why should not the young mans
fancy lightly turn to thoughts OF love?
Spring millinery bills do not embitter
his dreams.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28

A celebrated oculist says that peo-
pie seldom see .hings as they are.
Particularly is this true when they
look at get-rich-quick schemes.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28
Quite Old Enough.

Cora-That funny writer. Mr.. Dill -
pickle. proposed to me last night.
Dora-Why. he isn't old enough to
have whiskers.
Cora-Possibly not. but his Jokes
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28

Mrs. Subbubs-Now. look out how
you get on and OF the cars. You're
so awfully careless about the trains.
you know.
Subbubs-That's a fact. lost two
yesterday-one going to the city and
one coming home.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28

tail OF Halley's comet. which is ex-
pected to envelope the earth before
long. is that we shall not be COM
PEELED to get It through a meter.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28

Paris has ham and iron" fair.
though ham and diamonds would be II
more appropriate combination.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28

Eliminating the Rascais.
Make yourself an honest man. ana
then you may be sure there il one
less rascal in the world.-Carlyle.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28

A New York man who was run down
by baby carriage is suffering from
broken shoulder. New York men
should never go on the street without
their nursemaids
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28

Simian dinners are still popular In
the New York smart set and some OF
them cost 800 per plate
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28

Japan is taking an interest in bnse'
ball. which seems to assure cordial
understanding beyond question.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28

Girls names written on eggs are
turned out OF cold storage from one
to three years old.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28

Spring. bless her. may go as far as
she likes.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28

Make room for the rhubarb pie and
the strawberry shortcake
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28

Chicago telephone girls must be
over five feet high. Don't talk back
to a Chicago telephone girl
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28
Meeting Requirements.

"Say. there's . big blot Of ink -
this IS bill"
you said you wanted spot cash fos
the hat, didn't you?"
"Yes,"
"Well. you have it."-Birminghan
Age-Herald.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28

When It saw the colonel the Sphinx
remained discreetly silent.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28
A Difference

a DTfferenCe.
That man you see over there 10 .
sky pilot
Pulpit or airship?"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-28

Now for the straw bonnets.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-02
"a STUBBORN CINDERELLA"

The first act of "a Stubborn Cinder-
Ella" the latest musical comedy success
of Messrs. HOugh. Adams and Howard,
authors Of 1.-The Time, the Place and the
Girl" "The Goddess of Liberty and
other successes, is laid on the campus of
the University OF Columbus, at the I'M
yelling of a statue. The second act de-
picts a realistic railway wreck and the
third an orange fete at Del Coronado
Bea ch, California. The plot of the piece
is interesting and unusual. Homer b. Ma
son is a great favorite with local play
goers. Others prominent in the cast are
Bessie Merrill, Marguerite Keller, Frank
Carter Don Macmillan, George Romano,
O. H. Samson, Tessie McAdams Bessie
Ora ham, James 2. Houston. Walter Howe
and many others, including a chorus of
forty beautiful girls. who can sing, dance
and act "A Stubborn Cinderella is
beautifully staged, and the costumes of
the show girls will prove a delight to the
feminine eyes, being noted for their gor-
geousness beauty and originality. The
slang which played such prominent part
i'm the authors other successes has been
eliminated entirely in this, which deals
with the smart set. Among the song hits,
which number sixteen, are Love Me Just
Because" Whats the Use" Don't Be
Cross With Me" I'm in Love With All
the Girls I Know" None But the Brave
Deserve the Fair " when You First kiss
the Last Girl You Love-" and many 9th
ers At the Salt Lake theatre on April 4,
and s. with Wednesday matinee. Seat
sale opened yesterday.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-02
AT THE MISSION.

that have yet gathered at the Mission
visited 1.-The theatre different yesterda
afternoon and last night and bestowed
unlimited applause. The headliner of the
bill appears to be Lawrence Crane and
company in "The Den of Mystery. Aug
ust Neville and company, In the little
playlet. Politics and Petticoa ts,'' made a
decided hit Probst, the whistler, has al
ready been voted the best imitator of the
notes of various song birds of any whist
Ter that has ever appeared in this city
The Craigs have a decided novelty in the
way of a musical act and come in for
their share of the applause, as does w. ].
Coleman, the monologist, and Winifred
Ste II the female baritone.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-02
LUNA THEATRE.

The feature production at the Luna
theatre this week, commencing with to-
days matinee performance is an Edison
dramatic subject from Jules Verne's fa-
nous story, ''Michae Ell Strogoff," courier
of the car. Scenieally and Photographic
ally II is a magnificent portrayal of the
exciting and perilous adventures Of Strog-
off. The denuDciation and supposed
binding of the spy, the timely assistance
of Nadia. by which means Strogoff ac-
complishes his mission, are beautifully
acted. The film is extraordinarily meri-
torious and will without doubt prove ex-
ceedingly popular
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-02
ADJUSTMENTS
M'INTYRE G. HEATH.

It is announced as probable this win be
the last season the matchmaking Mcln-
tyre & Heath will be seen in the prese Mt
style of musical comedy, of which the for
mer Ham Tree" and now I'm Hayti,
are considered such lively specimens
There will be a matinee today, and to-
night the last perfOrma nee will be given;
They have under consideration scenario
which has been submitted by well
known author now much before the pub
lie, embodying a plot they have had long
in mind, and it is expected the finished
play will be ready for them by the open
ing of another season. This play is one
dealing with the negro question, which is
now, as it Ia S long been, the subject or
much public discussion. Their idea is to
keep one negro in ignorance and poverty,
yet happy in the crude and simple COM
forts and joys that suffice the more ig-
norant of the darkies in the less settled
sections of the country, and by contrast
have the other educated and prosperous,
and make it evident the hope had been
instilled in his mind that he might reach
the social plane of the white brother.
AT the climactic point the more ambitious
negro would learn his color was still
black; that his hopes must be false ones.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-02
sHURERT THEATRE.

Manager Florence has secured one Of
the greatest feature attractions ever pro-
duced in motion pictures, which will be
presented at the Shubert theatre during
the present week, concluding with the
performance Friday evening, April s. This
great production, "The Johnson-Ketchel
Fight" consists of three reels Of film and
gives the entire twelve rounds of the fight
complete, including the principal prelim-
inaries. The photography throughout is
excellent and the action Is entirely salts
factory. Those who have had the privi-
lege of seeing the original fight, and also
the pictures, declare that ringside seats
only could give the spectators an op-
portunity of seeing the fight to as good
advantage as is shown in the motion pic
ture reproduction.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-02
GRAND THEATRE.

''The Man Who Does Things continues
the offering at the Grand theatre. Mr.
Torch essays the role of Robert Arm
strong, the young, handsome engineer
and his portrayal of the character is al
that can be desired and received numer-
Gus curtain calls last night at the conclu-
sion of each act. There will be matinee
today and with the performance tonight
will end what has been one of the best
PLAYS ever presented by Mr.. Torch and
his company ''Mizpah'' will open an en-
gagement beginning with a matinee Sun
day This will doubtless prove winner
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-02
MAGGIE TOUT.

The advance sale for the big tabernacle
concert by Miss Maggie Tout, under the
auspices of the tabernacle choir, on Tues
day evening of next week, continues at
the Consolidated music store. There was
a brisk dema nd for seats yesterday. and
there is every indication of a crowded
house. Miss Tout sang IN Ogden, her
home city. last night, in the new taber-
nacle, and received quite an ovation from
the large audience present. She was as
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-02

terday afternoon, a stray rock from a
blast fell on his head, fracturing the skull
and rendering him unconscious Up to
a late hour last night all efforts to revive
his senses failed and he was gradually
weakening.
Jones was apparently not aware that a
blast had been set off close to the en-
trance of the main tunnel. When the
dynamite hurled a mass Of rock IN the
air. he attempted to take refuge behind
the side of a mining car, but nearly a
dozen rocks fell close to him, one of them
striking his skull.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-02
NEW EXPERIMENTAL FARM.
State AgrieuIturists Will Ascertain
Utility Of Soil.

A state experimental farm is about to
be located at Ajax, on the main line OF
the Salt Lake Route. in TOoele county
50 miles south of Salt Lake, according to
ers' institute. Flows are now in the field
there, and the sowing Of grain viii be
started in the near future. Tests will be
made and If they are successful it will
doubtless be the signal for the opening Of
a vast area in TOoele and adjoining
counties.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-02
BUNGALOW THEATRE.

The performances of this afternoon and
tonight will conclude the weeks engage
ment of I'm the Bishops Carriage,
which has been the attraction at the
Bungalow theatre this week. Mr.. Travers
and Miss Outtram, in the leading roles,
are splendidly supported by the other
members of the company. There will be
a matinee today at 2:15 o'clock
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-02

n ER. MERCHANT. when you take
lVE your money from your cash drawer.
you count ii carefully; separate the
gold. silver and currency; make up your
deposit slip and take it to the bank.
The cashier gives you credit by entering
the date and amount of deposit in your
pass-book. You then have a sense of
security. as you feel that so much Of your
goods has been turned into money and
is safe.
Would you do business with your
banker. would you Trust your money to his
care. if he didn't get perfect cash balance
every day; if he didn't account for every
penny's worth Of business done each day2
If your banker took no better care Of
your money than you do in your store. you
wouldn't trust him with dollar.
Why is it that only ) per cent Of bank
ers fail. making an average profit Of 5 per
cent, while 90 per cent. of retail merchants
fail making an average gross profit Of 20
per cent?
The answer IS, SYSTEM. The
banker keeps his money counted. He
accounts for every penny.
You wonder, "Iow can have as per-
feet system for caring for my money and
accounts in my store as my banker has in
bus bank2"
The answer is, by using a National
Cash Register. 1T provides a per-
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insmes your money and accounts.
It protects you absolutely against the
dangers of uncounted money. 1t en-
forces a record Of all charge accounts.
National Cash Registers are doing these
things for over 100000 merchants. What
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AS a business proposition you should
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Write or phone me today. Wehave
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small monthly payments, or a liberal dis
count for cash.
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The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-02
SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA.

The last rehearsal of the Symphony or
chestra yesterday morning was success
and made a good basis to forecast the
most successful concert, from an artistic
standpoint, the Salt Lake symphony or
chestra has ever given. The sOloists, Mrs.
Agatha Berkhoel Siegel and Willard
Flashman, were present and rehearsed
their numbers.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-02
COLONIAL,

At the matinee this afternoon and the
performance this evening THE Lion and
the Mouse" will be given for the last
times in Salt Lake this season The eX-
ceIlent company at the Colonial has made
a decided impression, and should THE
Lion and the Mouse" return to Salt Lake
another season it is likely to be greet -
by as large audiences as greeted them this
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-02
AT THE oRPHEUM.

This afternoon and evening the last per-
fOrmances will be given of the bill run
ming this week at the Orpheum. Beginning
with tomorrow matinee there will be a
new program, headed by Bert Leslie, in
Hogan in Society,""
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-02
ROCK CRUSHES SKULL.
on Utah Copper Tramway
Near Death at St. Marks
Hospital.

F. Jones, a brakeman on the tramway
of the Utah Copper company at Bingham
is at st. Marks hospital suffering from
fractured skull and is not expected to
survive. While a. work on the tramWay
at the mine shortly after l O'Clock yes
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-02
"THE RIGHT OF WAY"

Sir Gilbert Parker's famous novel, 1.-THE
Right of Way" in its dra matized form.
will be the attraction at the Colonial all
next week. Among the cast will be found
the names of such well known players
as P. Aug. Anderson, Hallet Thompson
and Arleen Hackett.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-02

N. V. Jones, attorney-at-law, has
moved his Office to 421-22 Felt building,
opposite pOstoffice.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-02

sisted. as she will be In her concert here,
by E. F. Tout, tenor, and Miss Carrie
Browning, pianist
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-02

Keys: 1 cent to 1899;
clerks initials, charge, re-
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out keys, total adder, tape
printer; all latest improve
ments.
Option: 1 cent to 5000
keys. Price quoted is at
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by purchaser.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-02

Dainty white waists
in lingerie materials,
with Jokes Of Venice
and Val. lace, trim
mings of narrow tucks
and insertion; sizes "a
to "A.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-02

Messaline and taffeta
silk waists in various
tailored styles, in blue,
brown, wisteria and
gray shades. Guaran-
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3 months GI zE
wear ..,......~Be
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-01-23

lenl, but I believe the South offers the
solution. The American citizens who
flock to Canada are the best and most
desirable: the thrifty, investing farmer
OF the West and New England. II they
must 60 why should they be allowed
10 leave the United States and take their
energy and resources with them? They
must be shown a better way, and the
new movement toward the South is
the first outward manifestation OF
what great national journals such as
Golfers Weekly believes to be the ris-
ing tide of a countrywide Invasion
and exploitation of the South.
Already the home OF the best Of the
Anglo-Saxon race in America, the South
with its vast and practically untouched
riches. will feel the pulse of a new life
of commercial, social and Industrial
development. which will surpass even
that huge movement which made the
West a great empire in itself.
In this attraction Of attention to-
ward the South one very potent agency
must not be overlooked. For over a
year the Southern Commercial Congress,
by constant agitation and Intelligent
handling OF facts, has been able to
present the South in a most favorable
light before the great newspapers Of the
country. Though the movement Of the
Southern Commercial Congress Is only a
little over a year old. 1t nevertheless has
done great good, and is destined to play
an important part in the pending new
era of prosperity in the South"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-01-23
TRACTION EARNINGS GROW.
FairmOnt and CIarINsburg Com.
pany Makes 4 Per Cent on Stock.

FairmOnt and Clarlksburg Com
pany Makes Per Cent on Stock.
The detailed statement of expenses and
earnings of the Fairmont and Clarksburg
West Virginia Traction Company, bears
out the optimistic predictions Of the man
agement. that the year 1909 would be the
banner one in the history Of the company
thus far.
After deducting fixed charges, taxes
and insurance. and per cent dividend
paid on the S1.SOO,OO0 of preferred stock,
there was a balance Of S73,sS3 which is
equal to slightly more than / per cent
on the s., 100000 of common stock out
standing. Physically, the system is in
better condition than ever before, and
owing TO this fact the ratio of operating
expenses to gross earnings is smaller.
The territory traversed by the system
is developing at a rapid rate, and the
management believes the current year
viii be even better than the one just
closed
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-01-23
AMERICAN BANK IN BRAZIL.
One VIII BE Established Soon in
City of Rio JaneirO.

ivy VI ANAo
Joseph j. Slechta, vice consul general,
Of Rio Janeiro, informs the government,
here, that American capitalists are about
to start bank IN that city. The bank
will be Incorporated under the laws Of
Brazil, and it is expected that some Of
the business methods common here will
be adopted in that city.
There is reason 10 believe that the great
function OF an American bank In Brazil
will be the extension OF banking opera
tions TO include the features of a credit
and banking institution in the United
States. Credit paper, as used generally
by business concerns and private indi-
viduals in the United States. is almost
unknown IN Brazil.
One o. the first things a foreigner notes
with reference TO commercial transactions
in Brazil is the great amount Of currency
carried TO and from banks during the
business day. It is a very common sight
TO see an employe with his arms literally
loaded down with currency walking
through the streets TO or from his en-
plOyeTs place Of business. Practically no
inducements are given by foreign banks
to encourage deposits. and in this line
too, there is here an opportunity for an
American bank.
BY including in its functions every legi-
innate banking operation which ex-
perience shows TO be feasible. an Am
erican bank would greatly extend the
prestige Of American business interests
in Brazil. and take q long step toward
securing for them the commanding posi-
ton which they should occupy.