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w. p. Littlefeld came in last night
from mis- ranch near Kenna for a few
days visit with his family.
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nine from a business trip TO Albuq-
uerque.
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Holly Ray. a deputy Sheriff of Eddy
county, came in Friday evening vita
Deputy q. II. Finley for a short stay
In Roswell.
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j. z. Dickson came down from Por-
tales Sunday night. having spent sew
eral days there looking after pumping
plants.
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Roy II. Nook came down from the
yellow House ranch last night tc
spend a few days with honefolks.
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s LL-
Trade Directory
r

THE BONDED ABSTRACT AND Sc
CURITY CO,-Capital $50 ZOO. Alb
stracts n titles guaranteed, loans.
Oklahoma Block, Phone 81.
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Miss Erma Thompson went to
Carlsbad Saturday night to visit until
Monday vita relatives.
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a visit Or inspection at the yellow
House ranch.
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Misses Ira and Pearl Anderson. Of
Dexter. were lere Saturday and Sun
day.
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Mrs. L. G. Carpenter, of Amarillo
arrived Saturday night for a visit wit;
her sister, Mrs. c. N. Frager.
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w. S. Carter, live stock agent 70
the Santa Fe. returned Saturday eve
ming from a trip to Elkins.
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A Archey arrived last night from
a trip to Clovis.
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Finley Made a Good Trip.

Deputy Sheriff O. z. Finley made a
good record ia his auto trip to the
plains a few days ago. He travelled
1922 miles in 43 hours. carrying two
men most of the time and using 81
gallons of gasoline and three quarts
of Zeroline.
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HOUSE ~FURNIsHERs.

HILLS & DUNN-Furniture, hardware
stoves, rugs, etc. new and second
hand. Sewing machine needles, bob
bins. and snuttles of all kinds. 3O6-
307 N. Main. Phone 50.
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John Howard spent Sunday at
Acme.
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Miss Bell returned Saturday nigh
from a visit with her sister, Mrs. At
God. at Amarillo.
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..JOHNSON-KETcHEL FIGHT A
LYRIC TONIGHT. DON'T MISS II

Glasses made right and fitted
right.-valley Optical kompanY.
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Y. r. Allen. of Carlsbad, was a bus
mess visitor here Saturday and went
north Sunday.
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Mrs. A. z. Bemis returned Satur
day night from a visit In Oklahoma.
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What's going tQ be the result Of the
election. Ask Parsons He knows. Is.
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Mrs. Ida Mendenhall. Dress and
Cloak maker. 903 N. Penn. cod to"
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A SMITHING.
STORES

JAFFA, Prayer e. CODY Goods
clothing, groceries and ranch sup
plies.
JOYCE-PRTTIT CO.-Dry goods, cloth
ing. groceries,. ETC. The largest sup
ply house in the Southwest. Whole
sale and Retail.
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S500 900 20 loo o7 irrigated farms.
long time loans interest payable q
nually with privilege to pay on loan
before DUE. b. Herbst, Financial
Agent, 3o3 N Main.
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SEE LIFE PRESENTATION OF
PRIZE FIGHT AT LYRIC TONIGHT.
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THE DAILY RECORD.
Gets All the News First.
soc. Q mouth-
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SEE JOHNSON AND KETCHEL
FIGHT AT LYRIC TONIGHT.
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GRAIN, FUEL q HIDE DEALERS

BOSWELL WOOL & HIDE Co.-Les
us furnish you with your grain. coal
and wood. we buy hides. phone 3d.
BOSWELL TRADING CO.-Coal. hay
and grain. Always the best. East
Second ST., Phone 126.
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LOCAL NEWS

Money to loan On real estate.-Un-
ion Trust Company. 5tf.
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BUTCHER SHOPS.

ing but the best. Quality" Ia our
motto.
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STORES.

HARDWARE STORES.
ROSWELL HARDWARE CO.-Whole
sale and retail hardware, gasoline
engines. pipe. pumps. fencing.
INDEPENDENT HARDWARE CO.
Wholesale I'M retail everything In
hardware, tinware. buggies, wagons
implements water supply goods and
plunbin
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uNpEaTAkeRa-

DILLEY a. SON.-Undertakors. Pra.
vate ambulance. Prompt Service.
ULLERY FURNITURE CO.-Under-
takers Phone No. 76 or No. III.
H H. Observation-Disclosures and
e1abalmer. Private ambulance. prompt
service. Parlors III W. 4th. Phone
26-1 rings.
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JoHNsoN-KETcHEL FIGHT AND
VAUDEVILLE AT LYRIC.
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DRUG STORES.

Oldest drug store In Roswell AL
things up-to-date.
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LIVERY AND CAB.

LIVERY AND CAB.
THE ORIENTAL LIVERY and CAB
Line at your service day and night.
Pnine 40. w. r. Bond. Prop.
BILE for new buggies and nice drtv-
ers.
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To Voters OF Roswell:

Recognizing the saloon as our greatest enemy, we,
the undersigned boys of Roswell under the age of 81
years, do petition the voters to vote for the No
license Ticket and thus rid us of this menace to our
manhood. (SIGNED)
l. Ralph MunonmA S. Hasaw ahe ITO George Dnbo ~.
3 Baird Hamaker So Sug Smtaesn Ill Karl Lmde
g. Harry Geengnd ST. Merritt Finley I2 Billie Albert
A william Powell So Lyman Clemens. 1aE nane Emy
8 carr Asde~aI 60 cnn@d McKhnS IFS G C. Clements
s. Gus nheL 81 Lester Wyatt III wm Pmken E
s. Emil BekI So Max Yar u.s. Ants HILL
= = a A% c h %~@ S S Walden ss asset n 49, s s@r Dn sneauoa
p David Finley &C. Glenn spm@ rn Dol Howad
g. M@n Croft 81 Ahr Bunting E2 Wilbur Ce
Fred H Wright & Zoe Harrison L3 Cecil Bone, TO-
everett Bnkey. So Don Finley r4 willis Anderson
o. Ed ewsae- TO- Roy spngs 1aF Frank Bunting
a. Dln shrdr IL Thomas TMosn 16P Paul Ak
g. vhh Croft "a Dee ROgeH 1T DHad H Wyatt
g. Guy H Herbert E 10 wahnd Crawford 1S R. Bndny.1 ~
90 AsDny Malone "a Cn@on Hebh .1a Stanley ovel
T. Willie Wyatt rs Lawrence Wheeler $780, Lowell Butler
Ld Bennett 6 Clarence Mmr 49, Ear Brnr
Cs Mr H. Are Browning 1872 Sylvester Johnson
= clyde Muhonn. IS Dewey liant Ba John D Jones'
BmeC e IS James Elder ia ferris Amoh
o. While Triton So Carl johnson 1885, John Calvin
a. Crne Moore 81 Clay Miller 1856 Br NJ Ballard
s. Bryan Murray 81 WnmeM Murray 1877 Kn r Harris
o Ra 6% 81 esr R@ i 1885, Am m Fs~
hhs Dill. IS Russell Howard 49, H@rdM cEhhney
q Johns dpwtn So Robert Martin IA. Byron Wells
g. Virgil Gomrwm 81 Andrew Hey 1872 byron Crawford
T. Eddie Mccoy. s. An BoneE l& wayhnd Crawford
g. Vernon wnney 90 Ch Habet 1@ Ray camr
T. D R Britt E 81 Garter Maddox 1916 Allen Brc
Lesson Russ 80 IDS Wyatt 17 Tom Rahson
s. Haod Gavin 3d. Jesse Mars 1h Clyde Landmw
o. Arthur Oe "a wnnd Mars 49, Dmoh Jur
L. Paul Good@n s6 John Hail. $50 Verne Hgnakr
3 George Slaughter 90 Be Rose ISL Ln Evans
g. Girls Christensen 81 Harvey caldwell 1872 wmrmms mw
A. Joe B Finley. IS Henry F. Pickett 49, Carl Caldwell
s. Virgil B. Gillespie 90 Guy Hackwood 1a Jas Webb
T. John W. oe r1 J. Wayne Denng 1856 Harry Emon
5 Bosn 5 Ra Sa rn H an''""' 1851 1857 % %sa%n 2 ce GS%R'
o. Edward Mars r4 Jesse Atkinson Ba Dne Caldwell
Oe Cen0ehL' r5 Lloyd Frnen B0 Harold link
Lynn Eeman 1906 Don Bnney 11 Morris Damne
Harry Moore na Paul Williams 1S ohmouM Marshall
1s Willie Williams
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FURNITURE STORES.
DILLEY FURNITURE COMPANY
The SWEETEST line of furniture In
Roswell. High qualities and low
prices.
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REAL ESTATE.

A CHOICE SELECTION Of both cfty
and farm property at good figures
to buyer.-Phone e6.-Miss Nell r
Moore.
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Record Want Ad. Result srinsers
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GROCERY STORES.

THE SHRADER GROCERY CO.
Strictly good goods at reasonable
prices. Your patronage solicited.
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READY-TO-WEAR APPAREL
THE MORRISON BROS STORE
Outhttsrs in ready-to-wear apparel
for men. women and children And
Millinery . speciality.
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IN THE DISTRICT COURT, cHAvEs

Roswell. N. M, Mcl. 5. 1910.
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PIANO TUNING.

PIANO TUNING.
w. 8. MURRELL, PIANO TUNING
and Repairing. Graduate Chicago
Conservatory Of Piano Tuning. Am.
PIE experience. Work 10 guaran.
teed and Is my best advertisement.
34S z. 5th ST., Phone 500. s81ms
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RACKET STORE.

G.. A. JONES & SON.-Queensware.
graniteware. notions. Stationery eto
ETC.. Always Ton less. 324 ~. Main.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1910-09-08
Why He Hurried Away.

A quiet, bashful sort of a young fell
low was making a call on a girl one
evening when her father came inlc
the parlor with his watch in his hand
It was about $50 o'clock. At the mo
ment the young man was standing on
a chair, Strengthening a picture over
the piano. The girl had asked him
to fix it. AS he turned the old gentle
man, a gruff, stout fellow, said:
Young man, do you know what
time it is?"
The bashful youth got off the chair
n~ervously. Eyes, sir" he replied. 81
was just going"
He went into the hall without any
delay and took his hat and coat. The
girls father followed him. AS the
caller reached for the doorknob the
old gentleman again asked him Il he
knew what time it al
Eyes, SIR" was the youths reply
Goodnight" And he left without
waiting to put his coat on.
After the door had closed the old
gentleman turned to the girl.
whats the matter with that fel.
low?' he asked. my watch ran down
this afternoon and 1 wanted him 10
tell me the time SO that I could SET
it"-Denyer Post.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1910-09-08
FISHING TIME IN THE PASIG
Swimming in Myriads Near Surface
They Are Shared and Speared
by F%ilipinos.

Friday morning Filipinos sharing
eels and other fish in the Pasig near
the captain of the port building by
largest eel ever seen on the water
front. 1t was fully ten feet in length.
front. 1t was fully ten feet in length.
Both banks Of the Pasig and all the
ships and lighters moored in the
stream were thronged with hundreds
of Filipinos with snares and spears
trying to catch the fish that in myri-
ads were swimming near the surface
of the stream.
Natives when asked in regard to the
phenomenon were almost unanimous
in their statement to the effect that at
this time Of the year the bottom Of
the river gets hot and that the fish
have to leave the depths of the stream
and flash back and forth on or near
the surface.
Another theory that seemed to have
a great many adherents was to the ef-
feet that at this time every year there
was a change in the character of the
water. This change acting on the fish
as a stimulant.
This theory was advanced by an old
pilot who has witnessed the phenome.
non for many PENNSYLVANIA Times.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1910-09-08
INDEPENDENCE
ON THE FARM
SPLENDID RESULTS FOLLOW
FARMING IN THE CANADIAN
WEST.
Americans In Canada Not Asked to
Forget That They Were Born
Americans.

Farm produce today is remunera-
tive, and this helps to make farm life
agreeable. Those who are studying
the economics of the day tell us that
the strength of the nation lies in the
cultivation of the soil. Farming is no
longer a hand-to-mouth existence. 1t
means independence, often afiuence,
but certainly independence.
Calling at a farm house, near n of
the numerous thriving towns Of AL
berta, in Western Canada, the writer
was given a definition Of %"indepen-
dence" that was accepted as quite
original. The broad acres of the farm
ers land had a crop-and a splendid
one, too, by the way-ripening for the
reapers' work. The of the
crop, covering field after field, attract
ed attention, as did also the ~neatness
of the surroundings, the well-built sub
stantial story-and-a-half log house, and
the well-rounded sides of the cattle.
His broken English-he vas a French
Canadian-was easily Understandable
and pleasant to listen to. He had
come there from Montreal a year ago,
had paid $40 an acre for the 320-acre
farm, with the little improvement it
had. He had never farmed before, yet
his crop was excellent, giving evil
dence as to the quality Of the soil, and
the good judgment that had been used
in it's preparation. And brains count
in farming as well as Draw" Asked
how he liked it there, he Strengthened
his broad shoulders, and with hand
outstretched towards the waving fields
of grain, this young French Canadian,
model of symmetrical build, replied:
BE gosh, yes, we like him-the
farmin'-well, don't we, Jeannette?"
as he smilingly turned to the young
wife standing near. She had accom-
panied him from Montreal to his far
west home, to assist him by her wifely
help and companionship, in making a
new home In this new land. Yes, we
come here wan year ago, and we never
farm before. Near Montreal, m
father, he KEEP de girls mill, an de
cardin' mill, an be gosh. he run de
cheese factor too. He work, an me
work, an us work tarn har', be gosh!
Us work for de farmer; well den,
sometin' go not always wat you call
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1910-09-08

nothing o say-not a word!| But
in her heart she felt a foreboding that
this might be true.
You should ask your uncle; or your
Aunt Julia Possibly we three are the
only people that remember. / should
like to have you quite sure about It.
now that you have decided not to mar
~ the son'-and he laughed with ugly
glee.
The front door-bell rang out harsh
lys and the old man sprang up:
You are not at home; you must see
40 one"
oolly's step was heard in he back
hall.
Never mind, Polly. I'll answer the
1;cr," said Zelda. The sight Of any
>ther face than that Of her father
would be a relief; but it was 8 o'clock
an hour at which no one ever called.
Che expected nothing more than a brfei
parley with a messenger boy.
Pardon me, Miss Dameron-
Leighton stood on the step with his
hat in his hand. He had been wan
dering about the streets. He a
passed the Cameron house a dozen
times, held to the neighborhood by a
feeling that Zelda might need his pro-
lection; and he finally stopped n
rang In a tumult of hope that he
might see her again and reassure him
self Of her safety. AS he stepped MO
the hall, he saw Ezra Cameron peer
ing at him from the living-room door
Good evening, Mr.. Cameron" said
Leighton. The old man turned bach
to the table and his papers without re-
ply; but he listened intently.
Il was passing" said Leighton,
tr%uthfully, and I remembered a mos
a g that Mrs. Copeland gave me TO,
you this afternoon, and I'm sorry to
say I forgot about it until now"
He looked at her. smiling; she un-
derstood we'll enough why he had
come.
Please put off your coat and com
IL. We are alone, father and l, having
a quiet evening at home!"
Thank you; I can't stop; but Mrs.
Copeland wished me to ask you 70
come in tomorrow afternoon. She has
an unexpected guest-a friend from
Boston-and you know she likes every
body to appreciate her friends!"
Thank you, very much. 1 shall como
If I possibly can"
Ito be ~continued.)
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1910-09-08

de' right, an de farmer he say de-
mean ting, be gosh! and tell us go to
well, anyway he tarn mad. Now"
and then he waved his hand again
towards the fields, Il ave no bodder,
no cardin' mill, no girls mill, nc cheese
factor. l am now de farmer man an
when me want to, me can say to de
oder fellow! you 60! Well, we
like him-the farmin'." And that was
a good definition of independence.
Throughout a trip of several hun
dred miles in the agricultural district
Of Western Canada, the writer found
the farmers in excellent spirits, an
optimistic feeling being prevalent
everywhere. 1t will be interesting to
the thousands On the American side
of the line to know that their rela-
tives and friends are doing well there,
that they have made their home in a
country that stands up SO ~splendidly
under what has been trying conditions
In most of the northwestern part of
the farming districts of the continent.
With the exception Of some portions
of Southern Alberta, and also a por-
ton Of Manitoba and Southern Sas-
k%atchewan the grain crops could be
described as fair, good and excellent.
The same drought that affected North
and South Dakota, Montana, Mime
sofa, Wisconsin and other of the
northern central states extended over
into a portion of Canada just men
toned. But in these portions the
crops for the past four or five years
were splendid and the yields good.
The great province Of Saskatchewan
has suffered less from drought In pro-
portion to her area under cultivation
than either of the other provinces. On
the other hand, instead of the drought
being confined very largely to the
south of the main line of the C. P. r.
1t Is to be found in patches right
through the center of northern Sas-
katchewan also. In spite Of this, How
ever, Saskatchewan has a splendid
crop. A careful checking of the aver
ages Of yield, with the acreages In the
different districts, gives an average
yield Of 15h bushels to the acre.
In Southern Alberta one-ifth Of the
winter wheat will not be cut, Or has
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1910-09-08
..Plague" Bothers Engineers.

The red water plague" is a matter
which is receiving attention from IN
gineers in different parts Of the coun-
try, and while they have shed consid-
cradle light on the matter, there Is
much yet to learn about it. The trou-
BILE consists of a discoloration Of the
hot water with a rusty sediment, the
cold water at the same time being
much less affected, although not en-
tirely unaffected. Under the hot wa
ter faucets marble bowls become red
dened and the first rush Of hot water
from the faucet after 1t has been shut
off for a few hours has a distinct
rusty appearance. Copper flush tanks
and metal ballcocks are affected sert-
ously where the discoloration of the
water Is more marked.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1910-09-08

be, he devised an Implement which
has many advantages. 1t is a fork
with a slot in the shank. In this slot
Is a wheel with a knifelike edge which
acts as a rotary cutter, cutting the
food when rolled over it. The uses Of
such an implement are manifold. 1t
is handy in cheap restaurants, as it
reduces the necessary stock Of table
utensils and saves time in washing,
and If it ever ONE into general use
among that class Of people who at
tempt to eat peas with a knife, it will
doubtless mark an era in the advance
of table department.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1910-09-08
mo FRILLS"
. Just Sensible Food Cured Him.

Sometimes a good, healthy CONNER.
cial traveller suffers from poorly Sc
lected food and is lucky If he learns
that Grape-Nuts food will put him
right.
A Cincinnati traveller says: about
a year ago my stomach got in a bad
way. had a headache most of the
time and suffered misery. For several
months I ran down until I lost about
20 pounds in weight and finally had to
give up a good position and go home.
Any food that l might use seemed to
nauseate me.
MY wife, hardly knowing what to
do, one day brought home a package
of Grape-Nuts food and coaxed me to
try it. I told her it was no use but
finally to humor her I tried a little,
and they just struck my taste. It
was the first food I had eaten in near
ly a year that did not cause any suffer
ing.
We'll, to make a long story short, I
began to improve and stuck to Grape
Nuts. I went up from 1876 pounds in
December to 194 pounds the following
October.
my brain is clear, blood all
right and appetite too much for any
mans pocketbook. In fact, 1 am thor
oughly made over, and owe 1t all to
Grape-Nuts. talk so much about what
Grape-Nuts will do that some of the
men on the road have nicknamed me
'Grape-Nuts,' but 1 stand today a
healthy, rosy-cheeked mana pretty
good example of what the right kind
of food will do.
"You can publish this II you want to.
It is a true statement without any
frills."
Read the little book. "The Road to
Wellvflle," in pkgs. There's a Reason"
Ever read the above Ietterf A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full OF hunaA
interest.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1910-09-08


acquaintance han
died their cutlery
and wanted to save
them from cutting
their threats. Maybe
he had labored des-
perately trying TO
cut a large amount
of salad on a small
plate h put
ting his foot on the
salad. Maybe be was
a one-armed a
However that may
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1910-09-08
When the Fish Exploded.

Somebody discovered that fish are
fond of gasoline, and this led to the
idea of soaking worms in gasoline in
order to make them more alluring
when used for bait.
Mark the result.
Two of those gasoline-tempted fish
exploded in the frying pan, and broke
the kitchen window, and blew the
cooks face full of mashed potato, and
hurled the teakettle into the flour bar
rel, and painted the kitchen ceiling
with stewed tomatoes.
Call It a lying world and let it go at
that.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1910-09-08
Even the Children,

Ex-Governor Penpypacker, condemn
ing in his witty way the American d.
vorce evil, told, at a Philadelphia
luncheon, an appropriate story.
Even our children" he said, ARE
becoming infected. A Kensington
school teacher, examining a little girl
in grammar, said:
'What is the future of 81 love?"'
"a DIVORCE the child answered
promptly"
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1910-09-08
q Summer Resort,

Noah disembarked.
"a combination of the mountains
and seashore!" he cried.
Herewith he resolved to advertise
the tour.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1910-09-08
Knife and Fork in One.

Probably the Indiana mar who in
vented the combined table knife and
fork was alarmed by the recklessness
Nth Witch hfo r,,roI
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1910-09-08

And the only way to impress some
people is to suppress them.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1910-09-08

Within the last two centuries about
fifty metals have been discovered by
chemist explorers, but use has been
found for only a few Of them.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1910-09-08
The Way They Mate.
hardly ever fails

at hardly ever 1allS.
What are you talking about now?"
When a woman is called a bundle
Of energy nine times out OF ten she has
q husband who isn't."-Birmingham
Aee-Herald.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1910-09-08

It's easier to become q hero than 1t
Is to hold the job