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Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

IT. understand Il was a gasoline car
Yes, and 1 think that is why he seems
bent on smelling out a suit"-Baltimore
American.
clever? -
she-Beautiful, I think. You see, there
are lots of stupid men, but only q Few
blind ones.-Boston Transcript.
What made you cut that puppy tail
Economy" replied the man who goes to
extremes. Wife insists on having a dog,
but I'm determined there shall be as little
as possible of him to feed."-Washington
Star.
They tell me, dear boy, that your tim
idity, in operating your car caused a bad
Yes, old fellow. The accident might
be properly described as a nervous break
own."-Philadelphia Press.
Let me sell you the 1910 style book. 1t
tells what will be worn, and why"
II know already what III wear and
haven't the price to buy new ones,"--
Kansas City Times.
"Well, wen!" Supposedly calculated the
patent-churn man., who had not visited the
hamlet before in several months. When
did you change the name of this hotel to
fright after we built on that big bay
window" replied the landlord of the host
elry at Whittlesville.-Puck.
The Doctor-You must put a porous plas-
ter on the small of you back.
The Lady-Thats Impossible, doctor.
I'm going to the opera, tonight-how would
l look?-Cleveland Leader
Henrietta" said Mr.. Meekton, ''can I
eat anything 1 find growing on a tree and
still be a consistent vegetarian"
Certainly"
ooh, 10y! l notice that a lot Of our
chickens have taken to roosting in the
woods.''-Washington Star.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

Trenton, to enforce its demand for
an old-fashioned Fourth of July, pro-
vides for three hundred automobiles
and passes an ordinance prohibiting
the ~frecracker. Must be a joker in
that deck,
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

One man who pretends to know de-
clares that the mikes" were mulcted
to the tune of 100000 in the curse
of ten years. Didn't know there was
that much easy money lying around
loose.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

Even after so long a suspense, II is
gratifying to learn from the special
correspondents that those natives did
not, in truth. call Colonel Roosevelt
Bwana Tumbo, but Bwana Makuba,
which, Of course, makes all the differ
ence in the world. Bwana Tumbo!
The ideal
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

literature opposing county prohibition.
How the Commercial club is going 20
control an entire separate and dis
tinct organization is not disclosed. The
Commercial club has enough to be
responsible for in the literature sent
out by its own authority.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

A Chicago man wants a divorce be-
cause his wife KILLED and cooked the
family horse and made him eat that
as we'll as the family goat. Evidently
his domestic felicity lacked the neces-
sary spice to act as a good sauce.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

1t must have hit the street" pretty
hard when a New York judge recently
called the Stock exchange a Gam
blers' club" The name the brokers'
would apply to the judge might lead to
contempt proceedings,
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17
WORKING THE OLD POLICY.
Freight Rates Based on what thu
Traffic Will Bear.

Sioux City Tribune.
The Omaha meat interests charge the
Burlington road with starting the move
ment to Increase rates on dressed meat,
and forcing the other roads into line. 1t
would be interesting to know what was
used to force the Illinois Central, the Great
Western and the Wabash loads (Which
have no lines west of the Missouri river).
1t looks as IL the distinguished J. Pierpont
Morgan kept a lookout in one of the tall
towers of New York for prosperous spots
on the map of the nation, and that as
soon as they are discovered the suggestion
is wired down to tap those spots for as
much of the profit as possible. But what
ever the method, the scheme is working
and the packers are going to start a back
fire that the mar in the tower will be able
to discover before long. The railroad theory
OF rates is that they shall be based on the
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17
Would the Average Man Kickf

Strong denial is made that a great com
binatiOn OF automobile manufacturing con-
Germs has been projected under the flnan-
cling ofthe house Of Morgan. Yet this would
be the one squeezing trust which the aver
age man would view with great compia-
cency
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

A London savant investigating the
skull Of a woman declares she lived
5000 years ago. What a blow it
would be to science If he should later
discover that she lived only $4,000
years ago.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17
Cherishec Hope.

FHIdu0IPIIIH NVVUIU'
The government suit against the Beef
trust has now reached the grand jury
stage. Let us, while, chewing our dear
steaks, fondly hope that the grand jury
has not been itself reached by the cui-
prits against whom years have been spent
in the. collection Of ipculpating testimony
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

There seems to be a difference in the
open door" policy as construed by the
older and younger members of the
Knox family.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

st. Louis police force is undergoing
a shAke-up over the misappropriation
OF the police relief funds. Met that
there is any cause for suspicion. but
stin 1t would not be a bad idea to have
our own police and hre relief funds
checked up oneeinN d while.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

Those San Franciscans are great for
celebrating. Some patriotic thief on
the t~wenty-hfth anniversary Of the
theft of Toby Rosenthal's famous
Elaine" gets away with a $4,000
painting that hung in the Golden Gate
Memorial museum.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

The hat pin ordinance has duly
made It's appearance in the Omaha
city council. II we must have freak
legislation, why cant We. start some
thing Original?
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17
"The wearing of the Green"

"The wearing of the Green"
Oh, Paddy, dear, and did you hear the news
that's goin' round,
The shamrock is forbid, by law, to grow
st. Patrick's Day no more Wen keep, his
colors can't be seen,
For there's a bloody law agin' the Wearing
I met with Napier Tandy and he TUX ne
by the hand,
And he said: 'How's poor ould Ireland,
and how does she stand?"
She's the most distressful country that
ever you have seen;
They're hanging men and women there Tor
Wearing OF the Green.
Then since the color we. must wear is Eng
lands cruel red
Sure Ireland's sons will ne'er forget the
blood that they have shed;
You may take a shamrock from your hut
and cast It on the sod, Il
But twin take root and flourish stu, tho
under foot tits trodi
When the law can stop the blades Of grass
from growing as they grow.
And when the leaves In summer time their
verdure dare not show;
Then l will change the color 1 wear on my
caubeen.
Wearing OF the Green.
But II at last our color should be torn
from Ireland 8 heart,
Her sons with shame and sorrow from the
dear old soil will part:
I've heard whispers Of a country that Hes
beyant the say,
Where rich and poor stand equal, in the
light OF freedoms day;
Oh, Erin! must we leave you, driven by the
tyrant's hand,
Must we ask a mothers welcome from a
strange but happy land!
Where the cruel cross OF E~ngland's thral-
dom never shall be seen,
And where, thank God, We'll live and die,
stil Wearing OF the Green.
DION BOUCICAULT.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

The suggestion of another republic
in South America should be frowned
down at once. There are revolutions
and rebeInons- enough down there al
ready.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17
who Are the Others'

The admirer who resented the treatment
James A. Patten received on the Man
chester exchange and cabled to Liverpool
that 'Patten is one, of Americas finest
men, should relieve the public suspense by
naming the others, "
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

Democratic interest in the future
of insurgency" turns entirely on the
possibility of using the insurgents to
boost democrats into office.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

Kansas is trying to make a sensa-
ton out Of the fact that Walker Wes-
ton was AL in" after stepping of ev-
enty-two miles on his seventy-second
birthday in the suniower state. How
many miles is a man supposed to walk
on his seventy-second birthday in
Kansas?
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

The Wright brothers have ''signed
up to show Newport something about
high flying. They viii have to go
some, for Newport knows a little along
that line Itself. .-
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

II Edgar Howard doesn't want to
show his whole hand at once. he might
name FIRST the prominent Omaha
democratic lawyer who has hired out
as a corporation "hxer."
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

1t transpires that the only man who
escaped with his life in the Alaskan
mine explosion wore the number 10.
A Thirteen" club ought to prove pop
ular in those parts. ,
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17
Cheer Unit

Wall Street journal.
With a beef trust and a coal trust and
numerous other combinations controlling
necessities the report that there will be no
automobile trust will be cheering news to
the wage Garner.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17
CAN'T Keen It Dark.

I~ndlanapoIs NeWs.
If the railroads are still contemplating an
increase in freight rates it would seem more
judicious for them not to make such glow
ing reports of the increase in their net
earnings.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

An eastern school teacher has lost
his job because he told the pupils
there is no such thing as hell" And
he had been teaching for years, too,
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

If mediation can avert the threat
ened strike of locomotive fremen, arbi-
tration can settle the strike Of Phila-
delphia street car men.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

If the firemen had a particle of that
"brotherly love" in their hearts they
would not try to crowd those Philadel-
phla street carmen out of the limelight,
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

value Of the service to the shipper. This
is the modern euphemlsm for jay Could
statement Of the way he charged-pall the
traffic will BEAR
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

One of the first prerequisites to paw
ing the way 16F aFfclty beautiful IL
Omaha is 20 enlarge the fire limits.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

Paul Mortons will be vice president
of d. E. Thompson's Pan-American
railroad, which viii make it look even
more like a Nebraska enterprise.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

Supposedly the drop in the price OF
butter indicates that it is not so strong
as usual.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

Subscribers ieAvins the city tenn
DOrarily should have The Bee
mailed 20 them. Address will be
changed as often ms requested.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

Speaking of prices, one shudders to
think of Mr.. Patterns, wrath as he re-
turns from Manchester.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

What is the matter with calling the
new styles of millinery this spring the
"Dreadnaught hats?" ~
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

City Comptroller Lobeck proceeds
on the theory. that the early bird
catches the political worm. Sometimes
it does, and sometimes it doesn't.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17
STATEMENT {

STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION.
George y T~zschuck. treasurer Of The
Bee Publishing Company. being duly
sworn. says that the actual number OF
full and complete copies OF The Daily.
Morning. Evening and Sunday Bee printed
during the month Of February. 1910. was
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

Khartum, waited a long time, but
got on the map at last.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

The Commercial club is to be asked
to prevent the Merchants and Manu-
~faoturers' association from sending out
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

Another Boston tea party. Four
ons of ancient eggs have been ordered
thrown overheard in that classical city.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

Uncle Joe" says he can sing. but let
us hope he willSnot
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

Treasurer. '
Subscribed An nay presence and sworn to
before me this 2eth day OF February, 1910,
ROBERT HUNTER,
g Notary Public.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17
BREEZY TRIPLES.

II understand it was a gasoline car
which struck Jonesby."
Yes, and l think that is why ne seems
bent on smelling out a suit. "-Baltimore
American.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

.He-would you rather be beautiful or
clever2 -
She-Beautiful, l think You see, there
are lots Of stupid men, but only q few
blind ones,-Boston Transcript.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

Entered at omaha postofnoe as second
class matter.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-17

VICTOR RosEwATER EDITOR
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26
WITH THE TRAVELLERS
CHARACTER COUNTS
MORE THAN SALES
PROMINENT DRY GOODS MAN
TALKS or THE TRAVELLER. AND
statesmen 70 YOUNG MEMS
CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION AT
SPOKANE.

b a Z & r. .4 T.
Charles r.. Robinson on the spoksfle
Dry Goods Co., who. during iis four
teen years on the road, covered forty
states and territories. said in the course
of an address before the salesmanship
class at the jenkins Institute Of the
Young Mems Christian association of
Spokane, Wash:
Manhood is worth more than mer@
chandise today, and character counts
more than cash sales. The man to be
good traveller, q salesman respected
and credited. has to live like man. In
other words, you have to live your own
life.
This good fellow idea has brought
the travelling salesman into disrepute,
but the profession is rapidly emerging
from this state of affairs. No longer
is the clustering. chattering, sporty
saleman the man who makes the sales
or gets the beat standing with the
house. @
There are a thousand pitfalls for the
travelling salesman even yet, but the
man on the road is learning to avoid
them A striking example OF this ia
their strong organizar lions, and the
fidelity Of the members to the various
commercial travellers societies of the
country. A good fellow in the sales
mans field today is a different good
fellow from the man of years age
Character is the thing that counts"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26
The HOUSEWIVES POSITION.
Federal Government Decides She Is "a
Person Of No Occupation"

PSF&0H Ut NO SO1h R@AibAs
The woman vino keeps house for her
husband and family, it h is beeer deeid-
ed by the United States government, Is
"a person of no occupation" and as
such she win be designated il the cell
sus returns. on the other Land, the
servant girl who is paid for Eer work,
gets her evenings off twice week,
who, can throw up her yituation when
she feels like it and take holiday for
a month or two, is designated as a
housekeeper. She may be merely a
slip of a girl who is learning to dust
or to take care of the baby, but still
she Is a housekeeper.
The woman who is rearing her at
the same time rearing a family, doing
all of the skilled work of the household
and planning to make a salary so as
far as it used to before prices climbed
the ladder, whose whole life is one
round of duties from morning till
night. is a person of no occupation,
The census bureau imagines that the
life of such a woman must be one gid
dg whirl, but then the census bureau
never. was the mother of a family do
ing her own homework. Instead of
designating the mothers of the ma
ton as something approaching vag-
rants, why not apply to them the
-honored Saxon word of house
wife? That would be drawing the
line between them and hired help
quite as we'll as referring to them as
persons of no occupation"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26
The Chalmers Line
Is tine
Rightesi Ever
Public Notice.

Bismarck, N. d., March 4th, 1910.
Notice is hereby given that en-
Thursday, March S1st 1910, at 10
o'clock u. m, a meeting of the Board
of University and Scho' Lands will be
held in the office of the commissioners
OF university and chool lands for the
purpose of hearing any persons who
may be able to give any e~idcnce as
to fraud in connection with the sale
of any common school or institution
lands, at any time since statehood.
BY order of the Board of University
and School Lands.
ALEX MACDONALD,
Commissioner of University and
School Lands.
March 5, IL, 10, 26.)
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26
ON THE INCREASE.
More Travellers In the North and South
west Than Ever.

Newspaper items from many parts
of the country indicate that the number
of commercial travellers on the road at
this time exceed those of any period
during the past eighteen months. In
deed, not since early In the year 1907
has there been 80 many travelling sales
men covering territory in the middle
west. the northwest and the southwest
Hotels in most commercial towns are
well filled with CONNIE "cial travellers
each night. and great business is re-
ported in almost every line of trade.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26
PLAYED Havoc.

Heavy SHOWS during the months Of
with the route lists of commercial trav-
elers in ell parts of the country. After
spending nearly thirty six hours In q
snowdrift, sixty travelling men out of
Minneapolis bound for western points
returned to that city without having
left the train.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26

Dyspepsia Kheuausu
DR..
handling
the be This
have
wonder andth admiration of hundreds who know Of It,
Those who come
free counsel and advice He invites all sick ones 70 make
willing abide
and to stand or fall his actual record
wishing him take courthouse car and
reachh time evening.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26
what He Wrote.

Yes" whispered the lovelorn girl
the big tears shining in her eyes, Il
have told pa YOU were q travelling man
and showed him your card. He wrote
K. o. r. in one corner
, What in the deuce is that?" asked
the surprised young man. Some secret
order code?''
mo, am afraid not. 1t means
Keeps on travelling"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26
DON'T SEND CARDS.
just Say, "I'm Here and Want to See
the Man Who Makes the Checks"

The commercial traveller with big
proposition seldom if eevr sends in his
card" A salesman in large way re-
Gently, in refusing to produce his card
said, Say that Mr.. Blank is here and
wants TO see the man who signs the
checks" 1t is generally recognized that
big message must go to the head OF
the house in the end and as a rule il
is the best to aim straight toward the
ultimate customer-the boss. But it Ii
well to be sure that your message is as
big as the man you want to talk to.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26
Registration.

The last day for registration for the
annual city election will be held at the
several polling places in the city on
Tuesday. March 90, 1910, on which day
the board of registration will be in
session from s. o'clock a. m, until 5
o'clock y. m.
N. c. MORGAN, City Auditor.
(MarCh % to %, incO
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26
Heist. F.ae When Horne.

The people of Evansville, ina, al
ways know when John Sterne OF the
Mackey Nisbet CO. is at home. Pos
sessed Of rare patriotic sentiment,
Mr.. Sterne. when ut home. hoists a
large United states nag in the front
yard. using an Usage orange tree for
fiagpole. This has been . practice
with him for number Of years.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26

Charaberlaita's stomach and Liver
Tablets invariably bring relief to wo-
men suffering frosn chronic conetipa.
ton. headache, biIiousness. dizziness.
saliowness Of the skin and dyepepria.
Sold BY all dealers.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26
The RuIino Instinct

ST. Paul Dispatch: ''IIold, mani
What would you do1a
IT would die From this bridge I
will leap into Won might. torrent and
end it all--all."
"HeaTens! But if you must, wait
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26

FEarpers Bazaar: cock---Iil be iavin'
yeE, mum.
Mistress-very well, Bridget Keep
to the right Incoming cooks keep to
the left
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26

twenty minutes until I can send for
my moving picture machine; this viii
make a corking film"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26

Commercial travellers out Of Mem
phis, Tenn, are all wearing a booster
button on which IL inscribed "Brins
the World to Memphis
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26

Springfield, Mo-, wants the 1911 con-
vention Of the Missouri Drumners
association The convention this year
will be held at Marshall, MO, In May
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26
TRIP TIPS.

The hovs claim that D. c. Collins.
the Gold Medal -four man, wanted a
new spring hat, and that he drew an
alleged picture Of the Kind of hat
ne wanted and sent it the first of
the week to his halter at Minneapolis.
He received a letter Yesterday which
stated that the company did not con-
struct motor boats.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26

The Forum does no job printing.
Send your next order to Hannaher &
Schannach at 625 N. p. avenue. Fargo.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26

!. 4as
1t is remarkable indeed to see the cures that are
made at the Natural Science Sanitarium BY Or. Cex-
When is considered that he gives no meoclnes g
any kind: thai the treatment is composed Of the
best from number of drugess healing meehpd@
combined with baths and electricity II IL readily ap
parent that DR. Cox has something fuliy acfeast %
the best thought of the times
Recently number fvery remarkable cures rave
been performed by Or. Cox number OF bad casan
hmwm han
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26
Signs Him Up

washington star 20 YOU regard
that expert witness us successful
man 2? asked one ailenist.
I III depends. answered the other,
"on whether you measure him by the
amount OF his learning or the size at
hts feea.p
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26

e. A. Donnelly, travelling for the
North Western railroad. left yesterday
for St Paul to spend Sunday
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26
If YOu'veBeen Disappointed byOthers
Natural Science Promises a Cure
Dr. Cox Making Still Greater Advances in
Positive Curative Methods Still More
Cures to His Credit Endorsed BY Many
Who Were Doubtful At First His Work
is Most Commendable.

Every day fame - successful heass e
methods
patients who are sung from con
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26

4 Forum Want Ad win sen :, For xos
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26

A number of pioneer residents OF
Stutsman county have recently, died.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26

All of the travellers who have beer
out in the state, say that North Da
kota business in all lines is looking
upward.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26

In recognition OF their services ia
that city, the commercial travellers Of
Guthrie, OKLA, were entertained by the
chamber Of commerce with a fine ban
quet on February ts.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26

Harry Curtis, manager Of the TN
derwood, visited several towns in the
state last week. and says business
Is picking UP.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26

Norman Strauss, selling jewelry for
an eastern firm, was in town yester-
day. He has invented new system
of checking his trunks, and sprung II
for the first time at the Gardner.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26

"Bill" Seifert. who sells ladies' belts
was at the Gardner this week. and
promised to make Clerk Harry Dodge
a present but there wasn't a belt I'm
his collection that was large enough
to go round the fat clerks girth.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-03-26

M. j. Murphy OF Minneapolis was
in town yesterday, selling his pro-
tectograph'' which is device used
by banks.