The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1910-05-18
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woman like Ter il desperate character.
If we never lit hashore she might be
for Juggling me to the church and mar
rying me by main force
Then you'll have to marry her. for
all see" says |. You shouldn't be 30
fascinating
THAT made him mad. and he went
or jaWing to himself.
'gThe next day we got the schooner
patched up and Off the shoal and long
side Lazarus old landing wharf by
the shanty.
After dinner Hammond went down
to the spring after some water. and
Lobelia Atkins went along with him.
I laid down In the shade for snooze,
but | hadn't much more than settled
myself comfortably when / heard a
yell and somebody running. | jumped
up just In time to see Hammond come
busting through the bushes. lickety
smash. with Lobelia after him, yelling
like an Injun. Hammond want yell
ing. He was saving his breath for
running.
''They want in sight more % min
ute. but went smashing and crashing
through the woods into the distance
Twas too hot to run after 'em. so |
waited spell and then loafed Off in
roundabout direction toward where
see em 60. After Id walked pretty
nigh mile heard Hammond whis-
tie. ! looked. but didn't see him no
where's. Then he whistled again and
see his head sticking out Of the top
Of palm tree.
is she gone? says he.
Eyes; long ago. says I. Come
down
Edge says he, I'm a lost man.
That ERE 'orribie 'Ankins houtrage is
either going to marry me or kill me.
Edge he says. awful solemn. she
tried to kiss me. S'elp me, she did,
"Well. set back and laughed. Is
that why you run awayP says.
No. says he. When / wouldn't
let 'er she hups with a rock as big as
my 'ead and goes for me There was
murder in 'er eyes, Edge; | see it.
That's it. says he; larf at Teller
critters sufferings. I honly wish she'd
try to kiss you once. that's allr
"Well. | couldn't make him bulge.
so / decided to 60 back and get the
lay of the land. Lobelia had q big
stick in her hand and looked savage.
was little nervous.
'Ammondr says she, printing to-
ward the woods.
GO xyr ITO %oTy;rr n
walk for his health
"t'Ammondr says she, louder and
| shaking the stick.
Nov, Lobelia,' says I, smiling
smooth as butter. do put down that
| clubp
'Ammondv she fairly boilers.
Then she went through the most blood
curdling pantomime ever was, reck-
| on. First she comes up to me and
taps me on the chest and says Edge.
Then she goes creeping round the room
on tptoe. printing out of the winder
all the time as much as to say she was
| pretending to walk through the woods
we used for chairs and screeches
'Ammondn and fetches the stump an
awful bang with the club. Then she
comes over to me and kinder snuggles
up and smiles and says Edge and
tries TO put the club in my hand.
My topknot riz up on my head.
Good Lord thinks l. She's making
love to me SOS to get me to take that
club and 60 and thump Hammond
with it,
Now, Lobelia,' says /, don't be-
"'Ammondr says she.
"tNow. Miss 'Ankins, don't be
hasty. T.
"t'Ammondr
well, backed faster and faster
and she follered me right up till at
last begun to run. Round and round
the place we went, me scarf for my
life and she fairly frothing with rage
Finally bust through the door and
put for the woods at a rate that beat
/ Hammond's going all boiler. i never
stopped till ] got close to the palm
tree. Then I whistled and Hammond
answered.
when told him about the rumpus
he set and laughed like an idiot.
low d'you like Miss 'Ankins' love
makingY he says.
You'll like it less IN do says
| liz she gets up here with that clubr
after spell we decided that our
only chance was to sneak down to the
schooner in the dark and put to sea,
leaving Lobelia alone In her glory.
'sWell. we waited till II o'clock or
SO, and then we crept down to the
beach, tiptoeing past the shanty for
fear of waking Lobelia. We got on
the schooner all right, hauled up an
Choir. h'isted sail and stood out Of the
lagoon with fair wind. When we
was fairly to sea we shook hands.
"'LaWd,' says Hammond. drawing
a long breath. I never was so 'appy
In my life. This ere lady killing bust
ness amt I'm my line
He felt 80 good that he set by the
wheel and sung 'Goodby. SWeet'art.