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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1910-07-15
Saie'Saa.

Geitern mar balbmonatIi6er 3ab!z
tag fir bic .Reos", ipesbalb lie i6on
sur frubsn WorstnItunbe mad otm
5auptquartisr i'm Wigsins giat
panosrtsn. lie brnuen at6leten erz
lspigtsu bisie oisnitIibe angeIegCnbett
nit mu'terbaiter giinttlihtsit.
6ans Colbert, unier reouldrer 5iiter
Der 3. Bale unb Gelbtapitdn, tpnnte
snolih geitsrn ben Gipsoer6dno pom
benz perIsBtsn 5auoeelent ertfernen
uno iit an Den Spieliibungen betheil;s
gen. Giritp.ilsu pirb Iopnsp, lem
fomoier SteQpsrtrster, auf benz p!1s
tisen YOitsr Derbleiben.
TlQl GoIon, Der neue S6ieosrtAe
ter, mar porosm oLs tii6tiser ShIsIz
berer in Der Ratiouul 2iga thdtig.
Gr puroe an StsIIe bes 4ug. Woran,
pslasr isinsu 2auFpuB srbieIt. an9es
felt.
gDis D.rIautst, iiebt fir 5siniepeIB,
iabrtIang .i5dussr" bar nRsos", 9er
I'M Wereln nit Afecoor GreIientetIl
bic bsriibmts .gressl gattsris" biz
bette, Elm pIaB i'm Shiso5rittertorPs
oss qrdIibentsn 2pnh in 4usiiht.
SH Dem ssitrig,n 3ipeit.n SpirIe
1ss 5urniers spiitsH vReos" uno
.gobneufrsiern" iungirten gee6e Cno
Rc2son ais unisrs 9utterie geqen
Srot uro Sruham fir bic Gsgaer.
llnisr Stmsrsenstino posr lln1Iiidss
rabs geebs puros i'm sfusiteH Gdn9s,
natoem bic goitorsr cine 2ln3ohl con
96ufsr burd isiu miIsrabtss Sdleus
bern sssrnts., oura Burns abgeI0f
bod tam bic Silfe, pis qepOhnlid. 81
IpGt. Die gohnenfreFer sepanner
oas Spis!. neil lie uniers Sunaens
bic ben 9ua peosr treffen nod far.
een tonnteu, uuf alien puntten iibers
lsasn puren. Uir madptsn a 5refie'
uno 1 6shIer gsgsn II 5reffer uni
febIerLoies Spi.I. Sb pobl Der 3n9t,
tae fir oas idmmsrlite Quftrstsn Del
nReos" psrantportli6 nuro
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1910-07-15

3ia Sas Subnitrial Sursau fiir Sin
einnati ildsrn.

Tas Snbuitrtat gursou bemiiht ii6
e.genDdrtig bic grobs Jabrit. bic
1bomos Goifon i'm uittleren Neiten
fir bi. Qnfertigung Der our6 attuz
mulatoreu getr:stensH StruBeubdhns
ipagsn su erbausn gsosntt, iiir Ginctns
natl 3u fiheru. Cine Der 6auptbeoins
euneen, bic GoiioH be3iigIih berStaot
itellt, in Der sr oieTes GtdbliHement
sriinben mill, 1T, oas bic arbeitsrptrs
bdltnifie giinitig,r Ratur i.in miif.u
uno 5srr 9eorge = 9istsrls. oer8ors
tiger pts apmmi,tees fir nsu. Snouz
itrieStpsiss i'm Jnouitriul Bureau,
tpiro fi4. unpsr3iioiib NIT 5errr Obi
ION in 0erbiHounl issen uno i6n bar
auf aufmertiam MAIDEN, bob bin'ihts
lib Der 4rbeiterIya9e bic 8erbdltniHs
bier auh niht oas 8sringits 5u piins
Ihen iibrig lafen.
sn .bieTsr 5abrit iperben S6omas
Gotipn unp fsin 1beilbober Ralp6 8,
Bead, Der eis.rtIjte grfinoer oes ats
tumulatorenb.trleb5 fir StraB.nbabn.
slpsde Waagons itir StrdBeubahnsr
bausn. Cine Gbn!i6e Jabrit beitsbt
bsrsits in Gait Orange. y. s.. abe,
bic Rahfruas nab iolhen Wagscna
iit .in. 10 srOB.. oaB bic portis. 5a'
brit Ti6 bersits aIs uOllig un3ureit.ur
eripieTen bat. SnfolsebeHeu ion cir
speitss GtabliNemsnt i'm mittl.rsr
Meltsn erri6tet pereen.
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WeruriEt.

Der 15 Sabre alts Gugen Wriebt.
BON 30. 1888 WdiH Strabs, tpsl6er
ieii oem IL. Suli aus Der eltsrlihen
Wohnung peritpunoen lit, tpurbe Der
poli5si als permiBt gsmtlnst.
gean,te oss Susenossridts iisaen
RahforitunssH na6 oem Is Sabre all
ten Gouis Wspers. BON 80. 2122 CT.
Wihasls Strabe. on. iuelter Iih isDen-
fallS aus 5urht Dor GtraIe perborgsn
bdit. Der anabe bate iih am Tien,
flag Elm 9iepele bon ebarles 5beIman,
SO. 815 Diner Strabe. selieben uno
lit ieitoem perl6Dunoen. 1as Jahrs
rub iparoe ipdter serbrchen aufgefuns
ben.
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Gbeerlanbnibideine.

{fdrrp q. WeglniH. q. Welt Z. Str
lauslIa Sinos, 1s. Deit 6. Str.
5Ji. Diaiams. %. Wsab slntbonp 81
.lYIubps Jisi. 10, Blue Rod Ctr.
sGruin Remsrs. "a. Uscgliden aDs.
lGusp Meposnporf. 20, 5ennsr 4ue.
iGbas. Msaes, "a. Cooper Str.
leenu Di. Kaufman, q. btssl.
i,gbas. Gippsi. n, CroAro Ctr.
Olga Sbsparp. II, 0ine Ctr.
Sgeupert B. D. Rod. "a. Nsabins gio
lCe!apiu 8. poDeisd, %. bsSsI.
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Guusert bei 8iclrt's.

Dds Gsbere.r'i4e Crt.ittr piro
beute qbeno in Dem WielsrtIhen
gtabliIismsrt nuhft.bsHbes programm
su 9sh6r bringen:
WarI9, .gttention -. 9oamar
Walssr. Y1be 2ops aib" -. prior
Snt.rmes3o, rRailo" ..... Delibes
.9iiiou Der Sdloms" -. 2ampe
.ai.bessriibe" =. Cigar
Supertiirs. .2ubopie" -. SerpIs
Ssrsnaos. Du.tt fir ylDts uno aras
rinette Jiti
potpourri aus Bright Gpes"
.S3issunsrtpeiIen" -. 5o6dni
2iso. ABE eight OF the SilDern
Woon@ Smitb
9sapplitanii6es 2i:o, .Warias
Wlari" Ti Gapua
.Sapiro's Sits Of 1910 :. alfaro
.Sraumerei" +. S6umanu
potpourri aus Die luitise WittpeA
-. SepGr
golsspeiien -.
5inals. ~altpaps in tbe aeap" Stabl
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lie fem gruber 2nbfpis $500. bic lie
bon ibrer slip.isr seerbt bat. 5ernsr
psrmadt iie Der S.. Sobdnnes9emeins
be, L.. unb Gin Strabe, 5000 aIs
Inosn'tn nrS rem 0ine Ctr. 8era
arr1bofspersin $50. SbrenSnpalisens
itubl oerma6t iie bem 9iatoniFen
Soipitdi unb cine 4n5dbl Nippia6en,
3umeiit 4noenten bon Gsutlhldno,
r:rma6t iie an eine ansdhlReffen unb
Jihten.
Menn nah 2lus3dblung o[ler 2es
gate nod etpas iibrig lit, 10 loQsn
bies Die QHoctateo CHARITIES uno pie
ainberbsindtb an Der Wsft 9. Strabs
srbdltsn.
Weitere 5e mente.
3bereiia guntmann binterlGbt 3us
nd4It 800 fur WeHsn; ferner psrs
maht iie Der ct. 6enrp's Stride an
Stint 5trabe 800; ibren brei 36hz
fern gli3abetb RedtiH, Soispbine
9lpnne unb gatbsrina 8orgsr Ders
md6t Fs ie Elm 0isrtel ibres periou'
lihen Rahlnfies, tpdbreub oas iibri9e
9iertel oen ainbsrn ibrsr psrtorbensn
aohter Dilbelmine Wsller 3ufallen
Ioq. Sbr 9runoeigsntbum ioa in bsrs
isIben Weiie osrtbeilt iper0en.
Mdrp Gllsn 8uibnea Dermaht III
rem Batter patrtd 8uibnea $1,000,
ber Solp Ndme Stride, Ult. au6urn,
$500, benz Rsp. Batter JoIspb 8.
DENIM 5000 fir WleTeu, uno i6rer
Rihte Warp 3rotpn $500. Der Reit
bes 8ermogens iou sIsi6heitIi6 untsr
ibre Geidpiiter Sobn, 5bomas, pstsr
uno Sarab 8uIhnea uno Saraf
9rpnn pert1eilt tperoen.
emma M. Gipp nermdht Der Ct
augufiinus Stride $50 fir Meiien uuN
ben Reit hires 8erm0gens an ihr'
| ShpeIter Rettie W. aipp.
WaarD 6ump6reps Dsrmdht oer
| go[leae Street Welib Mstb. Gp. air'
| DIE 800, unp ben Essit hires 9srmD:
! gems on ibrsu SObn Samusl gum
| pbrsps.
Ra6laB Suheu.
Sno. g. Cones lit I:itamentspoGs
itredsr BON Sol. ). 8. 5tIons; Psrio'
nalisn $500.
So6n g. Rufiio lit RatIabpsrpuls
ter pon Qnnu UauTio; GruHoeiSens
tbum $7490.
SEQ. Stugaro iit RahlaBDsrpaltel
bon Ghus. 6. GariOn; Perionalisr
$1,000.
Geo. Cornelius 1T lsitam.ntspOl
| itrster bon Roia St. giuber; qsrfcno
lien $4,000.
Rob. Diliamior 1T NahldBper
matter bon Gffis Gatrpn; PsriOnuIisl
1851, uno BON 9Sobu gatron, perIonl
lien S156. gatron sri6oB Dor einissI
5assn feline Satin uno Damn id
iel6it.
| .. 3. Tdpis lit RadlaBperpdlte
pon Warp 5umpbrsps; psriouaIiel
$203, @runoeiaentbum $1,000.
anna Ruboff III 5sitamentsuoGltr.
6trin BON Bernard Ruhoff; 9runo
sigentbum S45O0.
Der perionlihe R1hlab p.s Uti
dasl aunB bstrdst $2043.75.
gerf hieoeues.
Die U. 80. 9etpin 2umbsr Gc
tldgte cine 5orOsrung iibsr $1036.9
geg:n Bertha CMdra Elm.
Die Soutbern Cbio 8. &c Z. 6:
bat cine 5orosrung iiber $2500 geg.
Wm. 9. S0ich elngetldgt.
/ Die Clinton Gountp Rattondl 8an
bat cine Goroe,ung iibsr $1,000 asgs
Soi. SO. Wontgomsrp eingetlaet.
i Matbiloe 4ibrap. nersn gigsntbur
ourh Die Ripeuirung Der 2ocuIt Gil
qeIhdoiet tporoer lit. erldn9te ei
8srbitt iiber $500 ssseu bic Stac
. Cincinnati.
Der 5arbig. Sobn Gitelberssl
pel6sr tpeasu Grmoroung Ieines Rdi
i.genofisn Gbas. RobiuIon untsr 4r
tldse bes Morbss i'm 3fp,iteu grat
: itanp. purps s.itsrn oss sootiala5
iiberfubrt.
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5oplosiiher 8arten.

Sm 3ooIosiidsn gartsn pirb Sas
p.nmeiIter Snn.s nit ieiner aiinitIsrz
Idaar am beutioeu 1ase bic folsenoen
Yroeramms 5ur TurhfIhrung brin.
asn:
Ra ahmittugston5srt.
Cuoerturs gu .Gu9sne Snssuine"
5ihaitppstp
Gapptse rSn gs Clos Stpls~ :.
0dbrielsRarie
SntermeSso ruHe -. Jrante
Billions OF Salome 49,. Samps
@aliiiIde Rbapioois -. Ssrmdn
9ptpourri aus .Garmen" gi3st
.pilarim's Gong Of cope" gattiits
gesrabnib elmer Itorionstts Gounoo
Qieoer
,Rpbin Ghair",
.0itbin q uliIs Of Goinboro sOpn",
Beatrice pan Coon.
Dal3sr .4morsttsH Sdnse" ;. Gungl
46enoton5ert.
Superture ,9er r0niIhe Sarnsoal"
gerlto5
grauermarih Chopin
Walser in Iss 1ur Sp GA Chopin
Oh ou mein bplcer 4benoitern".
fir GtrsihbcB arraneirt Wagner
=. Sutpntd.
etn Granada Gbdpi
(sine sfauit. Cuptrture -. Wdgnsr
9ashanale aus. gdnHbduier". Wasnsr
lid, ibsure 9aas" !. WdeHer
Beatrice RAN Coon.
0efGnae Der Rhetnt5httr aus .Tis
G0tterb rb6mmsruns- -. Magnsr
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unb Mec2sau ite6en CUR 9eotsnung
unisres GsIaiiBes auf bem prrs
GrGmm.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-29
NO HEALTHY SKIN LEFT

my little son, a boy of five, broke
out with an itching rash. Three doc
tors prescribed for him, but he kept
getting worse until we could not dress
him any more. They finally advised
me to try a certain medical college,
but its treatment did no good. At
the time I was induced to try Cuti-
cura he was so bad that I had to cut
his hair off and put the Cuticura Oint-
ment on him on bandages, as 1t was
impossible to touch him with the bare
hand. There was not one square inch
Of skin on his whole body that was
not affected. He was one mass of
sores. The bandages used to stick to
his skin and in removing them 1t used
to take the skin off with them, and
the screams from the poor child were
heartbreaking. / began to think that
he would never get well, but after the
second application of Cuticura Oint-
ment | began to see signs Of improve
ment, and with the third and fourth
applications the sores commenced to
dry up. His skin peeled off twenty
times, but 1t finally yielded to the
treatment. Now I can say that he is
entirely cured, and a stronger and
healthier boy you never saw than he
is to-day, twelve years or more since
the cure was effected. Robert Wattam
114S Forty-eighth St., Chicago, Ill.
Oct. 8, 1902"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-29
tuberculosis In the West Indies.

Associations for the Prevention Of
tuberculosis have been formed in
Cuba, Porto Rico and Trinidad. In
Cuba there are over 10000 deaths from
tuberculosis every year, and the death
rate from this disease is nearly three
times as high in the United States.
In Porto Rico there are over 5000
deaths every year out Of 100000 In
habitants. In Trinidad, the death rate
from tuberculosis in Port-au-Spain, the
only place where figures are available,
was ATS in 1909, nearly three times
the rate in New York city. Condt-
lions In the other islands Of the West
Indies, where no active campaign
against tuberculosis has been under
taken is even worse. The chief rea-
son for this high mortality is found
in the unsanitary, dark, and poorly
ventilated houses of the natives Of the
islands.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-29
Chinese Bushes Honesty.

With due respect for others, the
Chinaman is perhaps the most honor
able and upright business man in the
world today. His business principles
are founded entirely upon honesty,
and he adheres to his policy with
insistencyof a leech. The chase after
dollars stops IL he has to resort to a
low trick to get them. OF course, a
little thing like telling a falsehood
occasionally does not bother him SO
much; but when it comes to plotting
and scheming to d4fraud some one
the task becomes distasteful. The
equal Of the Japanese in initiative and
foresight, he is much their superior
when integrity is concerned. A jap
anese does not think twice before
deciding to get the best Of you. He
calculates that you are liable to
change your mind or get out Of reach
If he INDUCES In a little mental de-
bate as to the propriety Of cheating
you.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-29
Puzzled by Wireless.

"Mistah Jenkins" asked an old ne
gro of Atlanta Of his employer,
would yo' be SO good, sab, as to ex.
plain to me bout this wireless tele-
graph business l hears 'em-a-talking
'bout?"
why, certainly, Henry" responded
the employer, though I can do so only
in a general way, as I myself know
little Of the subject. The thing con
sists in sending messages through the
air instead of over wires"
"Yassah," said Henry, Il knows
bout dat; but, sab, what beats me is
how dey fasten the air to the poles!'
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-29
OBSTINATE SPREAD
ING ECZEMA QUICK
LY CURED
Mrs. WIN. o. Wood, Newark, N. J

Mrs. VIM. o. Wood. Newark. N. J.,
writes:
"Resinol Ointment cured an obsti-
nate case Of spreading Eczema on
my little ten year old boys leg, after
various other salVes had signally
failed. The trouble had existed for
six months, and nothing seemed to
do any good until we procured a Jar
Of Resinol, which quickly cured him.
It has now become a household rene
dy with US. We also have Resinol
Soap in daily use by the children, and
their skin, health and complexion are
perfect"
Resinol Ointment a be positively
relied on to give instant relief and
quickly cure the torturing skin dis
eases Of infancy and childhood. For
eczema, nettle rash, chatting, disfg.
uring pimples and itching eruptions OF
all kinds, it is a prompt and sure
remedy.
Every family should be safe-guarded
with Resinol preparations-Resino
Ointment to cure the skin troubles
that now and then occur; Resinol
Soap to use regularly for the toilet
and bath, to keep the skin pure and
healthy and preserve the complexion
Resinol Medicated Shaving Stick is
also the best and safest to use, be
cause 1t keeps the face free from erup
lions and prevents infection.
These preparations are sold at al
drug stores.
We send free on application a valu
able little booklet on Care of the Skin
and Complexion. Send for 1t. Resino
Chemical Co., Baltimore, Md.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-29
Tho Exclamation.


Old Podkins lay back In his chair
in calm content, and though his wife
was quite neal him he was happy, for
SIZE had not broken the silence for
nearly five minutes.
He had been married for fve-and'
twenty long years, and Mrs. Podkins,
almost daily during "a of them, had
disturbed the domestic peace by a too
full exercise Of her tongue.
"My DEAR" broke in Mrs. P,
thinking it time she said something to
interrupt the quiet, II see by the pa
pers that a petrified jaw two yards
long has been found In Cornwall"
What" cried Podkins, starting up.
Now l know your secret. But you
never told me your ancestors came
from that part of the world!"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-29

Gently l found that this was a thank
less task, and | began to grow tired of
life. I do not know-or rather l did
not know-what the impulse was that
was urging me on to self-destruction.
But the other day when l learned that
he had two wives before me, and that
both had committed suicide, | seemed
to understand the reason for this i'm
pulse. 1t was absolutely irresistible.
/ could not fight against 1t, tried to,
but something seemed to urge me on
to put an end to things, and when he
came to the house last night after
several days absence, and had seen
him for a few hours, the impulse was
stronger than ever. Then l sent aim
away and followed out of the house
myself, determined to finish it all"
IF we let you go now" asked the
police, will you try again to kill your
self"
NO" said Mrs. Bauduy, Il don't
think. now that shall not see Louis
again, that the feeling will come over
me so strongly"
Bauduy Ends Own Life.
Then came the fourth and last chap
ter of the career Of Louis G. Bauduy
when, one week after his young wife
had tried to kill herself he went to a
hotel at Mamaroneck, N. Y, and, reg
istering under an assumed name, shot
himself in the head.
For a time his identity remained a
mystery, as he had tried to erase all
telltale marks from his clothing, but
Identification was made by a sister.
When the news Of her husbands
death was taken to Mrs. Bauduy she
tried to kill herself once more by
leaping from a window, and was bare
ly restrained from SO doing.
And so ended the career of Louis
Bauduy. The mystery surrounding it
the strange series of circumstance
which made these three beautiful
girls, who had become his wives, at
tempt to end their lives, will never
really be cleared up,
No more will the mystery of the
mans last hours be explained, nor the
precise reasons for his ending it al
by taking his own life. Perhaps wher
he went to the little country hotel ht
was wondering If it were true that ht
was a living prototype Of the unfor
tunate hero of De Maspassant's mys
terry. He had learned Of his wife's at
tempt at death in the meantime. Die
this third tragedy In his married lift
cause him to realize that there wa
something about him which haunted
women to suicide? Who knows? Tn
less a self-destroyer leaves a note ex
planning those last moments alon'
with himself, the rest Of the worlt
can only guess at what takes place IL
his mind.
But Louis Bauduy, whatever his rea
soning, whatever the thoughts tina
passed through hts unhappy mind
drew the veil over a life that ma,
have been governed by the law of &C
incidence, or may simply have worke'
out some strange law. He ended
tragic story, though he did not ez
plain 1t. The mystery still remains.
What was there about this face tina
drove three women to try suicide, and
finally, impelled its owner to take hi
own life?-New York World.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-29
The Effects.

IT have come to you, my friend, for
comfort. My best girl has treated me
very badly. I was trying to explain
something to her, but she gave me
such sharp looks they cut me to the
heart; she withered me with her
scorn, crushed me with her cold
ness and stabbed me with her keen
edged tongue"
"See here, man, you oughtn't to
come to me for comfort, what you
need is to go to a hospital for treat
ment,"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-29
African LooIc.


Dusky Driver clustering ladies from
steamer)-Yes, marm-dis way, marin;
ca'iage to de hotel.
First Lady (hesitating at step)-
And what will you charge?
D. Done dollar, marin.
Second Lady-Half a dollar apiece,
when the hotel Is barely a block away?
Why, we'd just as lief
D. D., (interrupting)-Would you
jest as lief go in de hotel bus? Dey
charges a quarter. .
Ladies lin chorus)--Just as lief.
D. D. with fourish)-Den step
right into de ca'ige, marin, an I'll take
yu fer de same as de bus-dey Is some
folks prefers de ca'ige and has to
charge ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Vintage.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-29

A medical authority kindly assures
us that as long as cheese isn't de-
cayed it will not affect the health OF
the consumer. This is a fact that we
have suspected for a considerable
time. But how is the ordinary cheese
epicure to detect the difference-un-
less he waits for results?
There is cheese so thoroughly dis
guised in the costume and aroma of
decay that its proper standing on the
sanitary testing table would puzzle a
conjuror.
For instance, there is the brand
known as limburger.
But why pursue this subject9
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-29

time l began using Doan's Kidney
Pills and passed a gravel stone as
large as a pea. The next day I
passed two more and from then on
improved rapidly until cured"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. 30 cents a
box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-29
DIPLOMACY.

Henry said Mrs. Jawback, look
ing up from the paper, whats this
conservation' I read 50 much about
these days? Explain it to me"
sWell, Maria" stammered Mr..
iJawback, dts like this: Er-ah-
lwell, / hate to tell you while the
children are in the room. Wait till
they 90 to bed"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-29
Even The Children.

Ex-Governor Pennypacker, con,
demning In his witty way the Ameri-
can divorce evil, told at a Philadelphia
luncheon an appropriate story.
Even our children" he said, "are
becoming infected. A Kensington
schoolt,acher, examining a little girl
in grammar, said:
"fWhat is the future of lover
"a divorce the child answered
promptly"
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screamed. 1 grew
worse and lay In bed
for weeks, the only
relief being from ny
podermics. 1 was
treated by three ply
sicians without help
and the last one said
a n operation W a s
necessary. At this
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-29
TAKES II SERIOUSLY.

Il suppose you know Borem,' re.
marked Wiseman.
eOnly just well enough to say
How are youp' replied Markley.
HWell, don't do II"
Don't do what~
"Don't say How are you?' for il
you do he'll hold you up for q quar-
ter Of an hour OF 90 and tell you.
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Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications. as they cannot reach the dis
eased portion OF the ear. There Is only one way to
cure deafness, and that Is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an inhaned condition OF the
mucous lining OF the Eustachian Tube. When this
tube Is inlamed you have a rumbling sound or i'm
perfect hearing. and when it Is entirely closed. Deaf
ness Is the result, and unless the Inflammation can BIO
taken out and this tube restored to Its normal condi-
tion, hearing will BIO destroyed forever; nine cases
out OF ten are caused by Catarrh, which is nothing
but an innamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case OF
Deafness Caused by c~atarrhl that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free.
u. J. CHENEY& co, Toledo. o.
Sold ny Druggists, 76c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-29

SPoHN's- DISTEMPER CURE will
cure any possible case of DISTEMPER,
PINK EYE, and the like among horses
of all ages, and prevents all Others in the
same stable from having the disease. Also
cures chicken cholera, and dog distemper.
Any good druggist can supply you, or send
to mfrs. 90 cents and $1.00 a bottle. Agents
wanted. Free book. Spohn Medical Co.,
Spec. Contagious Diseases. Goshen, Ind.
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which DO You Like Worrtf

This is the greatest known way for
undecided people to make up their
minds.
None but a strong-minded woman
can ever decide which of two or three
hats she likes "the best" particularly
If they are all comely.
Popular bellies have been known to
have similar troubles with their
sweethearts. Which do / like best IL
often a momentous question.
Why not try the other way?
Decide which, of men, or hats, or
attractive dates you like the worst
and then proceed to- eliminate.
From there you can factor out in
the grade of desirability, until yon
actually find yourself at a decision,
because it, whatever it is, is the only
one left.
The process is delightfully."- simple
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Made Sure of Death.

A student Of a school in Shinshu,
Japan, recently committed suicide by
Jumping into the crater Of Asama-
yama. The tragedy was not discovered
until three days afterward, when some
documents left by the suicide near
the crater were picked up.
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PAPA,s OPINION.

He-You know that it isn't your
money I want to marry you for,
don't you, dear?
She-Yes; that's what / told
papa.
He-Andw what did he say?
She-He said if that we're true
Won didn't have as much sense as Re
thought You had.---Washipgtolia.