The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-04-28

their troubles. Him tsot4o vQesl~~
Last. but nos leastl Cleveland Lead
sr.
That man has broken more records
than anyons else ever heard az "A
Tunnerg'' me: he owns q graphic
phone stanford University Chapar.
raj
/ Highland Ferryrsan during memen'
larry lull IN the storml--I'm thenksn',
afr, III just taxi yer fare: there's no
sayin' what mlcht happen tae u.s.
Punch.
Teachsr-B-a-i-t; what does THAI
spellg Tommie-Don't know. ma am.
Teacher Why. what do you catch fish
within Tommy-0h. wormss-Yo nkers
Statesman.
1T seems to me that have aaen
yen before" "You have. my lord
used to give your daughter singing
lessons Twenty years. cassell's
Saturday Journal.
Il have a chance 10 marry an old
man who has lots Of money. '.Why
don't yoag~ He hasn't any bad hao-
its. and eomes OF long-liysd family
Chicago Record Herald.
I'M work no more for that man DO
Ian. IAN whyg' .'shure. Ills on
account av q remark he made Fan
phwat was thak1~ Says he. Casey.
says he, ye'rs discharged
The Lady-My 'usband. sir. as sent
ms 10 say e WON'T be able to come and
DO the little job you arat I'm TO; zee
promised to 40 round the town with
the unemployed IN A. 2.
Mrs Gramsrcy-E feel 20 wretrhed.
found dark hair on the suit ms
husband wore last summer. Azrs. Park
Don't worry. dear. II you remember.
your hair was dark last xear.-Lspplnr /
colts.
An. automobile enthusiast proposes
the building OF motor road from the .
Atlantic to the Pacific. with road I
houses and garages every five miles.
Why omit hospilalsz--New York Even
ing Post
~Geel" said the observing small boy.
when grow up I'm going after
political job What forg' asked the
nam "so'a can so TO the bali games
svery afternoon he replisd--DetFoit
Free Press.
Concelted Bridge Player Come here
md sit BY me. Klttle- Ysu eau learn
/ good deal b. watching my game.
little Qnfcktoagns-No. thanks.
ever could profit By other peoples
alstakes.-Life.
Blobhs-At the next station we stop
en- minutes for refreshments slobbs
Il wonder why trains stop only ten 4
minutes at railroad eating houses
Probably for humane reasons !
Philadelphia Record
Farmer snallseed-Listen to this. ]
lvssx This paper says that they
ave found IN Italian prisons the pet
Ihed remains OF some Of the prison d
rs. HIS Wife-Do tell Them mus q
. them hardened criminals we hear o
Harper's Weekly. y
''Thidgs look rather run down around &
re- remarked the man who had Just Z
stunned after many years to his ma q
We village. Run DOWN. ! should
" 60" replied the friend OF his d
ufh. There's q motor car comes b
rough here about every thres min d
.es.~ NJ
Arother-Johnny, you said you'd bean st
sunday SCHOOL, Johnny with far ..
way look Yes. mamma Mother Of
ow does Il happen that your hands d.
aell OF fish7 johnny carried home Of
o Sunday school paper. an the out. Jf
IL page is all about Jonah and tbs q
naleI-Western Christian Advocate. 81
Mother (viciousIy scrubbing her
sal1 boys face with soap and waterJ ST.
Johnny, didn't I tell you never to an
scken your face with burnt cork co
ain7 Here I have been scrubbins ba
II an hour and IT won't come on. ~
y (bstween gulDs1 II -uch. ain'l sol
W little bOg--uchI Ise Aoses de- fEt
orsd iady's boy. fol
Nov, Mr.. Blank" said 3 temper nas
20 advocate 70 q candidate for mu. ~
opal honors. Il want 70 ask you sDs
sstlon. ~po you ever take alco- Du'
ic drsnks7" Before I answer the ".
sgtIcn, responded the wary candb ~
., T want to know whether IT is eau
an an faauiry or as an invitation"
Inquirer. =
Did you ever stop to think, my sea
~ said Mr. ssicawber. gazing At VII
plate OF lobster salad, that the "a,
lgs which We lore most In this Life ~,as
the very things sRat ns7sr agrees ~
B usY 'sWiii yow be- 50 kind pms
Mrs. Micawber, ''as 70 tell me ~sss
ther you are speaking Of the salad 49,
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