The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-04-01

| Here's an advance tip, Norfolk
They do say the teachers are gettinj
better looking every year.
Now that the teachers are cominj
to town, we certainly will have rail-
| and plenty of il. 1t was never know
| to fail.
You may have to wade in the mu,
| this time, teachers dear, but mex
spring when you come, well hav,
paved streets.
The north Nebraska teachers wh'
| come to Norfolk have to be prett,
careful of the stockings they buy, To-
they always strike either heavy wind!
or muddy streets in Norfolk.
I At Norfolk Sunday school OF
Easter Sunday the teacher was ask
ing his pupils the usefulness of ar
egg. A youngster whose father is 6
great fancy chicken enthusiast ex
planned to the teacher that the egg
can be put to the greatest use By
putting it in an incubator"
ATcHlsoN GLOBE SIGHTS.
Anyone in a hurry is always en-
titled to pity.
Is there another example of perfect
waste equal to the bark of a dog?
Don't think that every fool idea you
get into your head is an inspiration.
What has become of the od.fash
Toned man who wore homemade hail
cuts?
When Americans begin talking
about school houses and war, they 20
crazy.
You needn't bring any more reports
to the Globe office about bad wheat
were convinced.
woman occasionally lets her hus.
band have his own way because she
realizes there are advantages in being
a martyr
Bill Bowen was so ornery as a boy
that his old neighbors say his mother
should whip him again, now that he
is man grown.
In this county all you have to do to
become famous is to get some fool,
but uncommon idea into your head,
and tell the public about it.
r. c. Meade has been away from
Atchison fifteen or twenty years. We
heard a lot of men picking his bones
today. II seems to us this is carving
resentment too far.
Farmers are becoming so indepen-
dent that some of them are now COM
planning because it is troublesome to
raise corn. Bill Hutson made the
complaint yesterday.
A woman claims she is being abused
by her husband. why don't you
leave him." she is asked Because I
love him." she replies. That's a lie.
No woman ever loved a man who
abused her.
People are becoming craZier than
ever before for notoriety; all the men
are trying to get their pictures in the
inu Oh
women are ambitious to get their re-
cipes in the Ladies' Home Journal.
You are all familiar with the habit
an old pipe has of becoming foul.
Therefore you may be interested in
knowing that the Lancaster Literary
society will tonight discuss this ques-
ton: Resolved, THAT a man should
buy new pipe every seven years"
There is a girl in Atchison who
wears all the puffs, rats, turbans, ma
reels, switches, braids and transfer
nations formerly popular in doing up
the hair; and, in addition, she wears
all the new things used in doing up
the hair. And she looks mighty funny.
People learn slowly. Although every
scheme for making money dishonesty
is promptly busted, every day opens
with some man announcing that he
has thought up a scheme that will fool
'em all. But before night, the people
catch onto his scheme, and the
schemer is in Jail.
Don't you think" a woman asked
a girl friend lately holding up her
baby, and winking at the girl friend
that the baby looks like its father?"
1t seems that every father likes to be
told that the baby looks like him, and
that the mother has hard time get
ting visitors to say it.
There is new complaint against
me. And in justice to all parties con-
cerned, ii is only fair to say that / am
not popular now, there being a good
many complaints against me. | met
a farmer today and he was attempting
to tell me an item. That neighbor of
mine who lives over on the creek
that tall man; you ought to know him:
l. g, Ia n,