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Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
YOUR STOMACH FEELS FINE.
Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Sourness, Gas
and All Stomach Misery Ended
In Five Minutes.

This harmless preparation will
promptly digest anything you eat and
overcome a sick, sour, gassy or out-of-
order stomach within five minutes.
If your meals don't fit comfortably,
or what you eat lies like lump Of
lead in your stomach, or If you have
heartburn, that is sign of Indigestion.
Get from any drug store here in
town a 50-cent case of Pape's Diapep-
sin and take a dose just as soon as
you can. There will be no sour ris-
Ings, no belching of undigested food
mixed with acid, no stomach gas or
heartburn, fullness or heavy feeling
In the stomach, Nausea, Debilitating
Headaches, Dizziness or Intestinal
gripping. This will all go, and, besides,
there will be no sour food left over
In the stomach to poison your breath
with nauseous odors.
Pape's Diapepsin is certain regula'
tor for out-of-order stomachs, and be
sides it takes hold Of your food and
digests 1t just the same as If your
stomach wasn't there.
These large 50-cent cases contain
more than sufficient to thoroughly
cure any case of Dyspepsia, Indiges
ton or any other stomach disorder.
Remember, IL your stomach feels
out of order and uncomfortable now
you can get relief in five minutes BY
taking little Diapepsin.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
16 YEARS or SKIN DISEASE

For sixteen long years have been
suffering with a bad case of skin dis
ease. While a child there broke out a
red sore on the legs just in back of
my knees. 1t waxed from bad to worse,
and at last saw 1 had a bad skin
disease. I tried many widely known
doctors in different cities but to no
satisfactory results The plague both
cred me more in warm weather than
in winter and being on my leg joints
1t made it impossible for me to walk,
and l was forced to stay indoors in the
warmest weather. My hopes of recov-
cry were by this time spent. Sleepless
nights and restless days made life an
unbearable burden At last I was
advised to try the Cuticura remedies
[Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Pillsl
and did not need more than a trial
to convince me that was on the road
of success this time. l bought two
sets of the Cuticura Remedies and
after these were gone l was differ
ent man entirely. am now the hap
piest man that there is at least one
true care for skin diseases. Leonard
A. Hawtof, IL Nostrand Ave, Brook
lyn, N u. July 80 and Aug. 8, '09."
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23

This is the city's heap whereon is thrown
The useless wreckage that has served
its day;
Here worn-out garb. and crust. and rag.
and bone
BY careless hand are idly fung away.
No pleasant place is this. no beauteous
scene
This spot from which the city stands
Far yonder in the shield of leafy green
Are hidden city wall and gate and roof
Here. too. the scavengers all quickly dart
From place to place upon the tumbled
heap,
Seeking amid The debris for some part
Which they may carry of and sell or
keep.
Think! In this pile of broken. cast-ofr
They toss and take up worthless piece
by piece,
And while each day more battered frag-
ments brings
The scavengers their tolling will not
cease.
So Time has, too. place where things
are flung
A heap Of stun beyond nfe's splendid
gate,
Where worn-out theories are thrown
among
The useless envy and the ancient hate.
There day by day, and endless year on
year,
Are cast the aimless struggle and the
strife,
The frets. the faults, the foolish dread
and fear
That clutter up the better ways of life.
And there. too, bend the scavengers again
To sort anew the bitter thoughts and
words
And bring them back to vex the souls OF
men
AS do others with the bones and
shreds,
All, better were Gehenna's olden fires
The refuse of the city to destroy,
And better were the flame of high de-
sres
That leave no ashes blown upon our joy
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
NOT PAGE FROM A ROMANCE
Conversation, However, Reads .
Whole Lot More Like Scene
In Real Live.

"And so your father refuses to con-
sent to our union?"
"He does, Rodolphus."
The sad youth swallowed sob.
els there nothing left for US, then,
but an elopement?" said he.
Nothing"
'Do you think, Clementine, that you
could abandon this luxurious home,
forget all the enjoyments of great
wealth, Danish yourself forever from
your devoted parents hearts, and go
west with a poor young man to enter
a home Of lifelong poverty and self
denial?"
Il could, Rodolphus."
The sad youth rose wearily and
reached for his hat.
"Then," said he, you are far from
being the practical girl l have all
along taken you to be-"
And with one last look around on
the sumptuousness that some day he
had hoped to share, he sobbed and
said notwithstanding Magazine.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
Puttinn In the rlma.

A gentleman was engaging a gen.
eral man and telling him what he
wanted him to do. "You will have to
clean the windows and the boots and
the knives and go messages, chop
wood, cut short grass, mind the horse
and pony, look after the garden and
keep the house supplied with vege-
tables and do any odd job that is re-
quired and If suitable you will get
ten shillings a week"
rs there any clay in the garden" ?"
asked the man.
What makes you ask that?" asked
the gentleman.
81 was thinking could make bricks
ia my spare tims," said the man.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
An optimist,s Mishan.

Il try to be optimistic, no matter
what happens"
II suppose you would be optimistic
II you lost your job"
"Yes, l should try to keep reme1n-
bering that there were other jobs TO
be had"
"And you would no doubt keep
right on being optimistic if you were
to lose your wife?"
why not? l care a great deol for
my wife; but if she were taken from
me l should continue to be hopeful. II
is always possible for man who has
lost his wife to find anoth-confound
the luck! Darn it all-Dash! Dash!
Dash! That's always the way
When fellow has to depend on his
last match a gust of wind is sure to
come along and blow it out"
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
SYSTEM FULL OF URIC AClD---THE
GREAT KIDNEY REMEDY CURED

Two years ago / was very sick and after
being treated by several of the best physi-
clans in Clinton, did not seem to get
any better. / was confined to my bed.
Seeing your Swamp-Root advertised, l re-
solved to give it trial. After using it
for three weeks, found was gaining
nicely, so continued until have taken a
number of bottles. 1 am now restored to
health and have continued my labors. My
system was full of Uric acid, but DR.. Kill
mer's Swamp Root cured me entirelys I
am sixty years old.
Yours very truly,
w. G. COOK,
State of Iowa Clinton, Ia.
Clinton County %.
On this 18th day of July, A. D., 1909,
w. G. Cook to me personally known ap-
peared before me and in my presence sub
scribed and swore to the above and fore
going statement.
DALE H. SHEPPARD,
Notary Public,
In and for Clinton County.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
She Went to Bed.

We're Is years old)-"What does
transatlantic mean, mother?"
Mother-"Across the Atlantic of
course. but you mustn't bother me-"
Yera-"Does trans always mean
across?"
Mother-"I suppose it does. Now, II
you don't stop bothering me with your
questions l shall send you right to
bed"
Vera (after few minutes silence)
Then does transparent mean a
cross parent?"
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
Inventive Genius

Quite by accident" says the man
with the dust begrimed face, 81 struck
upon a motive power for my auto
which gives it twice the speed and
does not have half so disagreeable an
odor trailing after it,"
You don't sayt" exclaims the man
with the serrated whiskers.
Fact. ran out of gf soline 40
miles from town, and tried ha.f a
pound of limburger cheese from the
lunch hamper"
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
Broke LIN the Game

The two football teams are facing
each other.
Tense and quivering, the opposing
men await the signal that shall put
the ball into play and hurl them
each against each in that fierce shock
of battle.
The captain begins calling the code:
"36, 35, 28. IT" he shouts.
At that instant the left tackle, who
is working his way through college by
understanding a tailor. absent-mind.
edly asks:
side or top pockets?"
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
The Rln Show.

The personally conducted tourists
were viewing the Egyptian pyramids
Goodness gracious!" calculated
Mrs. Newrocks, 1T must have cost q
pile of money to buAd them"
"Surest thing you know" said Mr.
Newrocks; but don't imagine for q
moment that any one tourist agency
stood for all the expense-it was
probably jackpot AFFAIR.""
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
TImellnesa.

All measures of reformation are eff
fective in exact proportion to their
timeliness; partial decay may be cut
away and cleansed; incipient error
corrected; but there is point at
which corruption can no more be
stayed, nor wandering recalled. II
has been the manner of modern phil.
anthropy to remain passive until that
precise period. and to leave the sick
to perish. and the foolish to stray,
while 1t spent itself in frantic exer.
tions to raise the dead. and reform the
dust.--Ruskin.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
InP PernIexItx.

Michael Dolan, an Is it yourself?'
"Yes; sure it IS"
"Well, ye know thot bletherin' spal-
peen, Wildly Castigan's second hus-
band?"
THAT | do"
HE bet me a bob to pint l
couldn't swally an egg without break
in the shell ov It"
AN We did it?"
''I, did"
"Then phwat's ailin' YER
TITS doom there" laying his hand
on the lower part of his waistcoat. IF
i jump about I'll break it and cut me
stomach wild the shell, an If / kape
quiet it'll hatch and I'll have Shang-
hal rooster seratchin. me inside"
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
500 Reward. 500.

ina readers OF this paper VIII be pleased to earE
that there least dreaded disease that sciencs
has been able TO cure in ali its stages, and that
CatarTh. Halls Catarrh Cure q the only postiv.
cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catafff
being a constitutional disease. requires constitu
tional treatment. Halls catarrh Cure 10 taken In
ternally acting directly upon the blood and mueou
surfaces of the system. thereby destroying TN
foundation Of the disease. and giving the paten
strength by building up the constitution and assist
ing nature in doing its work. The proprietofs hay
much faith in It's curative powers that they one
One Hundred Dollars for any case that " tAiis
cure. Send for list of testimonials
Address f. j. CHENEY d CO., Toledo. o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Hairs Family pills for constipation.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
Was All Rlaht.

Howard-Did you telephone Mrs.
Howard that l would be detained at
the office until midnight?
Office Boy-Yes, sir.
"And what did she say?"
said she didn't blame you-she had
made an engagement to go to the the
ater tonight herself. Smart Set.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
Old Pete's Little Joke.

Foolish questions and funny answers
we're under discussion in the Trenton
avenue and Dauphin street police sta.
ton the other day, and after listening
for a while to some amusing instances,
Sergeant McCay told the relieving:
> "Old Pete Flood wSS the attendant
in the Frankiin Cemetery some years
ago, and II became the custom to ask
him new business was, just to hear
his reply. 1t came in a heavy bass
voice:
"'Ain't buried living soul today. :"
Philadelphia Times.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
Tho Nav 10 Find Him.

my wife and are going to spend a
few months with her people at
Strong's Corners" said the meek little
man, "and want you to mail your pa
per to me-"
'Yes," said the clerk, whats your
name?"
"Well-er-to make sure, l guess
you'd better address it: Mary Strong's
Husband, Strong's Corners
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
His Reason.

Lady-Are you glad school begins in
Just few more days?
Boy-Yes'm.
Lady-You want to get back to
work again, don't you?
Boy-No'm.
Lady-Then why are you glad?
Boy-'Cause they moved me to an
odder district an / want to sec IL
can't lick de new kids.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
Ancient City ModernIzed.

Tarsus. the ancient city in Asia Mi
nor, where the apostle Paul was born,
is now Illuminated by electricity. The
power is taken from the Cydnus river.
There are now in Tarsus $50 electric
street lights and about GOO incandes-
cent lights for private use.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
Eluured In.

Who is that homely girI?" asked
Coinchaser.
That's Miss Eyress. who has just
fallen heir 70 two millions" answered
Miss Newsgive.
Hum! As was about to say. she
has a good figure"
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
The Ancient Egyptian.

For a long time the visitor to the
great museum stood gazing at the
Egyptian mummy swathed in band
ages.
Tell me one thing he ventured.
what is it, sir?" asked the. guide.
"Wlas it automobile or aeroplane
accident ?''-Chicago News.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
Considerable.

You are scotch. are you not, Nc
Tavish?' asked Bilgus of the waiter
Partly, sir
"Ah. / have a good deal of Scotch
in me-"
Yes, sir; thank you. sir I've no.
ticed, sir. begin your pardon, that
you had drank quite a number of
Scotch 'ighballs, SIR"
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
An UnmlstakabIe Hint.

young Staylate got a delicate hint
from the young lady he was calling
on the other evening"
What was it,"
"She found looking at the clock and
other familiar devices useless, SO she
ordered some refreshments and her
mother sent her plate Of breakfast
food"
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
Rider and Ridden.

I never could believe that Provi.
dence had sent a few men into the
world ready booted and spurred to
ride, and millions ready saddled and
bridled to be ridden.-Richard Rum.
bold.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23

One Thing That VIII Live Forever,
PETTIToS EYE SALYE, first box sold in
1907, 100 years ago, sales increase yearly
All druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N \
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
What He Calls Himself.

Willie-Father, man is always
bachelor before he gets married, isn't
he?
Father-Yes, my son.
Willie-And what does he call him
self afterwards?
Father-I wouldn't like to tell you.
my son.-Brooklyn Life.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
As Time Passes.

Before you were married you used
to send your wife flowers"
YES" replied Mr.. Meekton. Nov
it takes diamond necklace to make
her as enthusiastic as she used to be
over a five-dollar bunch of roses"
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
A Matter of Conscience,

Bessie-I wonder why several of the
men at the wedding the other night
didn't congratulate the bridegroom?
James-I suppose it was because
they were all married themselves.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
Longevity In Birds.

Wild geese have been known to
live to the age OF 100, and the raven
commonly lives so years. A record ia
said to be extant showing that cock.
atoo once attained the ripe old age
pf 81 years.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
MaN Re wnnden.tieaded.

Caller didn't know your son was
at college. Is this his freshman
year?
Mrs. Bunderby-Oh, no, indeed;
he's a sycamore.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
The Fucker.

with lips in pout stood Miss crlmmins.
When in came caller named Timmons,
He gave her a kiss
Cried the Mortified miss:
stop. 1 haf been eating perfimmonfl"
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23

Thousands of country people know that
in time of sudden mishap or accident
Hanlins Wizard Oil is the best substi-
it is SO often found upon the shelf.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
The Better Part.

eff you knew which horses vert
going to win, and could always bet on
them. couldn't you"
mo. 1t would be better If you knew
which horses were going to lose and
could always keep from betting on
them
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
To put Il Mildly

"They say he has a swelled head"
81 must admit that he seems to ap-
preciate himself very much"
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
Certain Evidence.
Food for Thought.

HAS the Outlook come this week?
"I haven't heard it yet,"-Life.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23

Wife-"My dear, the hens have
scratched I'D all that egg plant seed
you sowed."
Professor-"Ahi jealousy"
(And he wrote 2O-page article on
the development of Envy in the
Minds of the Lower Grade of Bipeds.9
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
a Meritorlous Act

Mr.. Cynic-Tell me one thing you
eyer did for your fellow men?
Mr.. Optim-This morning | kicked
a banana peel off a sidewalk.-Judge.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23

A man ought to know a great deal
to acquire a knowledge of the i'm
mensity of his ignorance.-Lord Pal
merston
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
Hadn,t como Hle Way.

"1t is reported that there are mere
hank notes in circulation new than
ever before in the history of the coun-
try"
Have you found out where they are
circulating?"
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23

Mrs. WInaEowsa Soothing Syrup.
Forchildren teething, softens the gums redueesin-
nAnnAtaon. .allAys pain cures nd collie. zSe botls'
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
Han No Imaqination.

Mistress-"What kind of time did
you have?"
Maid (rapturously)-"A drame of a
tonne"
Mistress (surprised)-"A dreami !
thought 1t was a wake. ke."-Baltimore
American
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23

It's easy making money and hard
mastering it.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
In,nnrtant no Mothara

Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
Bears the ~ ><~
Signature of XNZzZzsI
In Use For Over 80 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23

Shrinking from suffering may be
fleeing from strength.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
new ERA IN FINANCE
ACCURACY AND LIctTN
PROVES TO BE A POPULAR
MOTTO.

Prompt Response TO Bold Move cf
President vaiI.-"Accuracy" Redue-
ed Western Unions Surplus $13,-
o0o,o0o.-"Publiclty" Restored Con-
fidence and lts Stock Went Up.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
The other Way.

Nodd-pve got couple of thousand
.ovad nm to decorate my house with.
Tadd-What follyl Buy an automo
bile. and you won't care whether your
house is decorated or not-Life
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23

The coldblooded are hotheaded
when you hit their pride.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
Letter to
DR.. Kllmer a Co.
RlnghAmtan. N. Y.

Prove What Swamp-Root Win Do For You
Send to DR.. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
ton, N. Y, for sample bottle. 1t will
convince anyone. You will also receive
a booklet of valuable information, telling
all about the kidneys and bladder. When
writing, be sure and mention this paper.
For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty
cents and one-dollar.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
The Difference.

Griggs-After all the difference be.
tween man and woman is one of wear
and tear.
Briggs-What do you mean?
Griggs-Man spends his money fool
ishly on tear and woman on wear.
-Roston Transcript.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
After the Battle.

"Waiter, this lobster looks very torn
about!"
eyes. sir. The fact is, sir. they're
40 fresh that they had fight In the
kitchen"
"Well, take this one away and bring
me- the winner."-Merry Thought.
Montpelier examiner., 1910-12-23
A Gentle Hint.

Helm afraid you are cold. Shall
/ take off my coat and put 1t around
you?
She-You may put your coat around
me. but why take 1t of?
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-12-20
FOR REGULATION
 BY GOVERNMENT Jacob H Schiff Comes Out For Federal Control of
 Railroad Securities COMMISSION o. K.
New York Financier Says State Reg. ulatiOn Would COmplicate
 Situation.
International News Special

International News Special
 New York, Dec. 19.-Jacob H. Schiff millionaire banker and head of the firm of Kuhn, Loeb and Company to- day declared himself unqualifiedly in favor of Federal regulation of rail- road securities. He said the present day railnoading was vastly different proposition from that of ten years ago, and that he thought state regula- ton, because of the varying propen- 6 ties of the various states, would on- ly complIcate the situation and make matters worse.
 "Drterstate railroads,' MT. Sciiiff told the Commission, should not be left to the mercy of the state connm.s- sions. I am not an advocate of the new National'sm, but I am of the opinion that in railroad matters the Interstate Commerce Comm'ss on alone should be obeyed.'
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-12-20
CUDAHY ESTATE
 IS Sll,000,000 Leaves Bulk of the Estate to His Wife, But Children
 Well Remembered
GIVES TO CHARITY
$5OO,0O Goes to Widow as Dover Rights-She Also Gets Two
 Costly Homes.

Chicago, H., Dec. 19.-The late Michael Cudahy left an estate or $11 100000 according to the figures given in his will which will be filed for probate today
 With the ercepton of bequests to charities aggregating 17,5OO and two small legacies, the property is left to his immediate family.
 The personal estimate of $9,220,00( and most of the real estate is trust for five years, at the end of whict time the seven children are to share alike in it's distribution. In the mean time they will each receive an al lowance of $10,000 a year from 6 fund left to their mother.
 Mrs. Cudahy, the widow, will re- ceive $30,OOO year for her personal use and is willed $5O0OOO in lieu o1 her dover rights. Should she die at any time before the expiration o1 the trusteeship, sha may will this sum as she sees fit. In addition she is left outright the Michigan avenue home, the Cudahy winter home il Pasedena, Cal, and all horses, ca : riages and vehicles.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-12-20
TAXES CASE UNDER
 ADyISEMEN1

Tn the Jefferson chancery count yesterday the case of D. c. Wilcox, aga nst J. M Sinclaire, involving about $500 alleged commission due Wilcox for the sale of timber land while agent for the defendant, was heard before Chancellor J. M. Elliott The case was argued by Attorney j.. M. Shaw, for the defendant, and At torney A. H. Rowell, counsel for plaintiff. Wilcox claims the comm!s- sion, although Sinclasre made the sale himself. Wilcox was agent for Sinclaire, showed the hand to John Vontungeln, of Brownsville, III. Von- tlungeln claimed that Wilcox .misrep- resented the amount of property to him and later made the deal with Sinclaire, paying him the amount less the commission to have been receiv- ed by his agent. Upon Sinclaire's refusal to pay Wilcox his commission the latter filed suit.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-12-20

Bellevue-Stratford waiter, aroused the police of the entire country, falls heiress to almost the entire estate of her grandfather, Robert Buist, the millionaire seed man who died here last week
 MT. Buist's will was admitted to probate today. After making bequests of $36,500 the will provides the resi- due to be held i'm trust for Miss De Janon during her life.
 In the event of her dying childless the entire residue reverts to the Rob- ert Buist Seed Company, of which MT. Buist was president. The estate is mentioned as amounting to $100000. It is believed that it considerably ex- ceeds $1,OO0,000.