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Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-22
Conservation of Natures Rs.ourss.

Applies as we'll to our physical state as
to material things. -. J. Budlong, Wash
ington, r. l., realized his condition and
took warning before Il was too late He
says: Il suffered severely from kidney
trouble the disease being hereditary in
our family. / have taken four bottles of
Foley's Kidney Remedy. and now con-
slider myself thoroughly cured. Tnis should
be q warning TO all not 10 neglect taking
Foley's Kidney Remedy until It IL too
late."-Sold by all druggists.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-22
Desperate shootinn

pains in the chest require quick treatment
with DR.. Kings New Discovery. Prevents
pneumonia. SOC and sl,0o For sale by
BeAton Drug Co.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-22
Woman S Work

Activities OF the Organised
Bodies Along the Lines Of I'm
dertaking OF Concern to women
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-22
BuiIdInR Permits.

Hot Weather Suits to order. $50. McCar-
thy Wilson, SO4 South 10th St.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-22
A WARNING TO
MODEST WOMEN

Do you realize that the medicine
you are taking may be doing you
harm instead of good? Have You
noticed that the more you take the
more you require to get relief
STOP AND THINK.
Are you using the same caution
in the selection OF the medicines
you are taking for the protection
of your health that you would ex-
ercise In selecting trustee for the
protection of your cash?
A woman's ailments are delicate
subjects to discuss, and she will
ofttimes bear the most torturing
pains without confiding her trouble
to her closest friend, or even her
family doctor.
This natural feminine modesty
makes many suffering woman
the innocent victim OF merciless
and avaricious manufacturers of
advertised, but worthless, cure
all" nostrums.
If your ailment is serious you
should see your family physician at
once, but when this is impossible
do the next best thing-take
aHRK
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-22

The Key to the situatiOn--Bss Want Adsi
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-22

The babies at the Child Saving Insti-
tute are to have out OF door sleeping
apartments this summer. A large tent has
been erected In the yard, large enough to
accommodate twenty or more children.
There are now eighteen babies at the
home.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-22

Mrs. Harriet Heller. superintendent of
the Detention school, left Monday for To-
ronto where she will spend the month OF
July. While away Mrs. Heller expects to
study the social conditions OF the Canadian
city and its methods Of meeting them.
She was accompanied by her daughters,
Marion and Hope.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-17
Dress Shields 7C
4 Pairs for Csc

Dressmakers' Pins, lib. boxes. -
best quality. Worth 25c- sale DIT / &c
Imported Needle Gases. with assert
ed needles and bodkin. Worth -
35C- .-.-.......................l &c
Stocking Daners- Worth &C =
sale price .-.....--.-.-...-. &c
Hair Pin Cabinets. assorted. -
Worth &C sale price .....-..... &c
FeatherbOne- Warren's Silk n
sale price, dozen yards Cd. $500 . &C
Featherstitch Braid. 6-yard n
piece Worth Ice piece. sale price i UC
Velvet Grip Hose supporters.
all sizes Worth I5c to 2Oc- sale -
price ----.--.-----.-.- -.-.-.--- i &c
AIohair shoe Laces- Worth lOc -
dozen sale price -.-.-.--.-.--. - &c
silk Hose supporters Worth -
soc a pair sale price --.--.-.-.-- u &c
Fish Net shopping Bags
Worth 25c. sale price ----.--.-- i &C
CrowIey's Gold-eye Needles -
Worth SC sale price --.-.-----.-- DC
English Pins. Worth sc paper. -
Pearl Lace Pins. al colOrs. sold ,
everywhere for &C sale price. ? for Ic
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-17

De Long Hump Hooks and Eyes, all
sizes. warranted not 20 rust. 1OC
everywhere. sale price --------- 'OC
Westerly 2OO-yd. spool Cotton
Worth &c spool. Sale price - &c
KerT's Luster Twist. 300 yards,
black and white. all letters, &c o
spoOls Sale price ---..-----. OC
Daring Cotton. black and white. l.
&c spOOls. sale price --..........- &c
Kings Famous 5OO-yard Blasting -
Cotton Special price. .----.--- DC
Bias Seam Tape. al widths, s n
yard pieces sale price ------.-.. OIL. &c
Oneida Community Spool silk. -
400 yds- Worth 4Oc. sale price / sc
silk Tafeta CoHarbone. black and
white Sold everywhere for 1Oc yard
Sale price --..-..----.-.- &C
Featherbone Collar Sets. Worth
I0c card Sale price --------- &c
SiIkateen. al coIors; sc spools- q
sale price. -.-.....-..-.-.-. .....----....s DC
Best Serge Betting. black and
white, lloyd. pieces. Worth sc. -
Hair Rolls. all shades. Stan -
dard price 25c. Sale price 800. i &c
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-17
coupon

This Times Test Coupon
and 20 entities bearer TO
one S5.98 Silk PetticOat.
Good only for Monday,
ADtIl IS, 1910.
Choice OF black. and all the best
Colors- Correct In style and Of quail
ity YOU expect al s. 90 These Pet
tiCOarS al S3-9S are price surprise,
Palais RO- sI-Third Floor
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-17
Crochet Laces at &c Yard

tAYN
fVenoe
3 y Fleeing bargains
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-17
Coupon

This Times Test Coupon
and 60C entities bearer TO
one S1.OO Leather Bag.
Good only for Monday,
April Is, 1910.
Latest style bags Of leather dyed
IN shades OF dress materials. Some
are fitted with card case and purse.
all are better than usual 81 90 BAGS.
IN style and finish
Palais ROyal-First Floor.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-17

soc French Orgzndies. IS In -
vide: white and al CoiOrs- . &C
25c silk Null, p in vide. 10
all COlOTS ----.------- CE
Csc Bstiste. 20 inches wide, - =
al Colorss TO be...s.----.---...A &C
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-17
Coupon

This Times Test Coupon
and 15C entities bearer TO
one SO Fruit Set. Good
only for Monday, April IS.
1910.
Each SET comprises one large
bowl snC six ssuceTs TO match Of
colonial glass these sets present al
attractive appearance while being
eminently Useful
Palais RCyRl-Basemelt.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-17
Coupon

This Times Test Coupon
and TIC entities bearer 20
one 500 Bed Spread.
Good only for Monday,
April Is, 1910.
OF Crochet. in 8Iarsei1les patterns.
these Spreads have al the appear
ance Of the much more expensive.
They are full size and extra good
value at 500.
Palais ROysi-SeCond Floor.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-17
Coupon

This Times Test Coupon
and 44C entities bearer TO
one pair Of 75c SPear-pOint
Silk Gloves. Good only
for Monday, April Is, 1910.
This COUP on. with sc. also en-
titles bearer to one pair OF caamois-
Ike gloves that viii "a Ike kid and
wash Ike linen. Al sizes for ladies
and men
Palais ROyal-FirsU Floor.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-17
Coupon

TINS Times ] est Coupon
and 1.SS entities bearer to
one $3.50 ParaSOl. Good
only for Monday, April Is.
1910.
With S2-59 and this coupon the
bearer is entitled 10 one Of the new
s. 5 Patent ParasOls with folding
handles. enabling them 90 be pack
ed in trunks Here regularly at
S3.75-buU 81 is the ruling price.
Palais ROyal-First Floor.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-17
Coupon

This Times Test Coupon
and $500 entities bearer to
one s.. so Tub Dress.
Good CITY for Monday,
April IS 1910.
Choice Of white. light blue. pink,
tan. also pOIka-dOt and stripe linen
dresses. with white piping tucked
and lace yolzes. pleated skirts
Palais Royal-Third Floor
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-17
Coupon
- -

This Times Test Coupon
and 49c entities bearer TO
one Nickel Alarm Clock.
Good only for Monday,
April IS. 1910.
These clocks are strictly zUaran-
teed and are. IN fact. the same as
sold for 500 at Speciality Stores
An are tested prior 70 being placed
on sale.
Palsis Roysl-Basement-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-04-17

This Times Test Coupon
and 69C entities bearer to
one 81 purse and one SOC
chain. Good only forMon-
DAY, April Is, 1910.
The purse Is German Silver. with
white KID lining. The Silver Chain
Is IS inches long.
Palais Roysl-FiT . Floor
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-09-15

Another large shop in the neigh
borhood known as The Popular
Store" which is having this week its
latest styles and effects. Also a fine
lInery department and also It's an
nual sale OF plumes has specially
of the new MILDLY sweater coats in
white, grey and cardinal SO popular
and useful for the school girl tennis
girl and golf girl; new cloth materials
In stripes, Persian and floral designs,
light and dark shades. elaborate in
pattern: also the 81 inche fall sultings,
shadow stripes in all the latest shades.
Among the novelty goods are the
broad emerald green patent leather
belts to be worn with the smart emer-
aid green beaver hats SO popular this
season.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-09-15

.. J. Cummings, of Weston. is a
city visitor.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-09-15

Another store known as THE White
shop" has full line of women's,
misses and chIldren's furnishings for
the fall and winter.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-09-15
SCHOOL SESSION TONIGHT.

The Harrison County Post Gradu-
ate Medical school will hold les
weekly session tonight in the Har-
rison County Medical society's room
in the Empire building. Drs. T. NJ.
Hood, G. L. Howell and R. B. Nut
ter are on the program for lectures.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-09-15

one OF the large Main street stores
has its windows filed with Brussels
and wilton rugs in all the latest de-
signs in patterns and style.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-09-15

.E..REIlA
Real Estate Broker and DeaIef
Cdn Sell or Rent
Your House
Can Suit You With 4 Home
in Any Part Of the ci,y
Houses or Vacant Lots in.
An the Suburbs
Houses or Vacant Lots il
AI the Submbs

WILL SHOW YoU IDEAL HOMES
FOR SALE at SPECIAL PRICES;
not a6vcrtsed, on MAIN and PIKE
STREETS, PARK AVENUE, LOCUST
STREET, CLAY STREET, CARLISLE
COURT and In GLEN ELK.
WILL GIVE you YOUR OWN
WAY 70 purchase HOUSES and VA
CANT LOTS for HOME and INVEST
MI1NT IN EAST CLARKSBURG and
in BROAD OAKS. Many splendid
building lots In NEW FAIR
GROUNDS, UNION HEIGHTS, POINT
COSIFORT, NoRTHVIEW and In
sTEALEY ADDITION.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-09-15

A down town store known as THE
Leading Book Store" has most en-
tictng school window this week.
Everything that pertains to the school
room andB wants of the most fastid-
ious SCHOOL girl or boy. displayed
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-09-15

Another department store across
the way has Its western window space
devoted to the baby, the household
pet. with all its little accessories. baby
dresses in naInsook and lace effects.
baby blankets in all the light shades
Of pink, blue and yellow. designed
with rabbits. four leaf clover, puppy
dogs. and Brownies: baby bonnets In
white silk and 4ittle coats OF different
colored plush, while the eastern vim
dow has a ne showing of an the lat
est new tailored and silk goods for
Mi Lady's winter costumes. suitable
for the house and street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-09-15
LEG INFATUATED.

MANNINGToN sept. I5.-obie
Matteny. the ntne-year-old son Of
Isaac Matteny. suffered severe in
iuries when he attempted to board a
B. & o.. freight trail The boys leg
was amputateds
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-09-15
H[A..IIII 0E gLY

- ! I 4 r.
1.-THE school f5a nan styles ana designs
% the many school books to put n Il.
ALSO ali kinds Of pens. pencils, blot
tiers. states. sponges. copy books,
ribbons and drawing books.
one OF the drug stores IS having
this week a special price on pocket
books OF all the latest feathers. ladies'
hand bags, the ideal hair brush, meer-
lschaum and French brier pipes.
"A Main street china store has a
beautifu1 display OF the thin Carlsbad
china dinner sets in 1O0-pIece. decor
tated in pink and green sprays with
traces of gold. brass finger bowls and
brass trays for the den or library:
Another Main street shop known as
where the Women Co." has its win
dow filled with chiIdren.s and misses
coats in plush and cloth In all the
--latest styles and effects. and a fine
showing OF all the popular ginghans
SO much used by the school girls.
The Main street shop known as
.'The woman's store has a fine dis
play OF children's school dresses to
help the mothers get the children
ready for school; boys blouses: chill
dren's school handkerchiefs. school
umbrellas and sweater coats.
one OF the large Main street stores
has its windows filled with Brussels
and wilton rugs in all the latest de-
signs in patterns and style.
Another store known as The White
shop" has a full line OF women's,
misses and chIldren's furnishings for
the fall and winter.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-09-15
Standing Il the clubs.
ONE MORE wooDSLAN.

Robert saul, Thomas Ross anS
;rhaddeus Carr were elected to mem
3e=sh!p last night .by the woodmen
of the World. I. E. Davis was initi-
ated.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-09-15
Today's Games.

Philadelphia at Detroit.
Boston at Chicago.
New York at st. Louis.
Washington at Cleveland.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-09-15
ENTER FLOWERS AT ONCE.

All persons desiring or Intending
to exhibit flowers at the odd" fair
here next week are requested by the
officials to make their entries tomor-
row, II possible, at room 4S1 fourth
floor OF the, Empire building, the Of
flee of the secretary.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-09-15

zone of the yVest Main street de-
part stores known as The Busy
STOKE. has in It's western window a
beaytlful display OF SILK kimonas In
ali coolrs With floral. Persian or Dutch
designs. IN It's pretty glasses in the.
interior OF the store is anew line Of
jewelry novelties. sets OF pins in gold
and silver. chain coin purses, enam-
e1ed 3eweIry. special new designs in
hat pins and brooches. On another
counter close by - a fancy line OF.
Irish eroehet collars. In the suit de-
.partB1ent this beautiful store with its
mahogany fhishIngs has nne display
of a6tesnocn. dinner and evening
gowns. new Marqufsette and Persian
waists trimmed in bands OF messaline
and small buttons. The millinery de-
partment attraetively arranged on the
second hoor. has FUR and complete
line Of ready to wear or tailored hats.
a beautiful line OF pattern hats in the
latest models, fancy hat pins and all
the latest designs in fall and winter
yelling for the fall and winter hats.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-09-15
stnndtnp Il the Clubs.
AMERICAN LEAGUE ~
YestertIay,s ResuIt

Chicago 10. st. Louis 2.
Detroit 8, Cleveland s.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-08-11
The Adventurer.

Still in the city on his visit, Uncle
Zech strayed downtown one morning
by himself. His eye caught the sign
on a passing car. Can it be pos.
sible?" he exclaimed. Looking closer,
he saw that his first impression was
correct. "Zoo," said the sign.
What wonderful things there are
in the city!" he said to himself.
Think of carrying a menagerie
around in a street car for passengers
to see. Me for that" (He was learn.
ing city talk.)
Yelling, waving his arms and run.
ming at top speed, he attracted the at
tention of the conductor, who held
the a at the next corner.
Pulling up, Uncle Zech swung
aboard, paid his fare and went inside.
There was the zoo: Several foreign.
ers, some deadheads, two early mar.
keters. a street a hog, q trained let
ter carrier, a crouch, two mollycod.
dies and q high-brow.
Uncle took them all in, feeling Sc.
cure in the comforting presence Of a
large policeman, but when he heard
snarling on the back platform he
made for the front and escaped at the
next corner.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-08-11
An Eccentric Professor.

The late Professor sophocles of Har
yard was a short but finely built mar,
with bushy, snow-white hair and beard
olive complexion and piercing black
eyes. and looked like some venerable
Arab sheik. Reserved and shy in man,
ner, he wast yet full of genial humor,
Once, In the classroom, he asked q
student: What was done with the
bodies of the Greeks who were killed
at Marathon" 'They we're buried, sir"
Next" why, they-they were
burned" Next" Il don't know,
professor" Right. Nobody knows!"
He was neve married, but. lived alone
IN one OF the college buildings, and
prepared his W food, getting up Gu.
rious Turkish dishes. He allowed a
servant to visit the room to make I'M
his bed, but would endure no further
disturbance, and the floor was unswept
from October to June.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-08-11
Musical Announcement.

Because the Bankers were always
doing ridiculous things in a ridiculous
way nobody was surprised at their
sending out a mysterious invitation ia
something, presumably a musicale, be.
cause the notice consisted of Just four
bars of music; but everybody was u
prised that. the invitation should have
been mailed several days after the
printed date, which was June Is. One
mar who never liked to miss anything
called Barker up and told him how sor.
~ he and his wife were that thew
1idn't get the invitation in time.
Invitation ?" said Barker.
Yes, to your musicale. 1t lust came
his morning."
Barker sent back an embarrassed
cough W the wire.
Il am afraid you didn't understand +"
ne said. That was my wife's wav Of
citing you know it's a boy. From The
Messiah you know-Unto us a sor
Is BORN"
Oh" said the other man. Then he
added: Those crazy Barkers!"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-08-11
A QUAKE IN CHILE
Derives 70 SHOW LIMITATIONS
OF THE NATIVE SERVANT.
lddIerous Experience of an American
Residing There During the Mem.
orabIe Santiago Shock
Of 1906.

The South American servant IA
usually most considerate of your com.
fort, but he is not apt to use his
brain very much" said John H. Gil.
NOR, an American who has passed
most of his life below the equator,
During the earthquake in Santiago
de Chile in 1906 my cook refused to
go upstairs to help me a some
clothes and valuables, but unthinking.
ly risked her life to get me a bottle
Of whisky.
Il was at the Union club early in
the evening of August 16, and some
Of us were shaking dice for drinks.
When the first shock came 1, not be.
Ing used to earthquakes, ran out into
the patio. My companions jeered me
when l went back to the table. We
got busy with the dice again, and
pretty soon came the grand shock,
that lasted three minutes and forty.
seven seconds. There was no jeering
his time, but everybody made for the
front door.
my house was about five blocks
from the club, btu all the lights were
out, the streets were pitch dark, and
1T seemed an hour before / got there,
though l was running as hard as L
could. There was a light in the dining
room, and everything was on the floor.
[ shouted for my wife, but she, the
servants and the dog were gone.
while l was turning off the gas,
Abtonia, our cook, who was an Arau.
canian Indian, came to the front door.
master, for Gods sake get out
she cried.
She told me that my wife had gone
to the Alameda, a wide street some
distance away, and would wait for me
there.
1T was midwinter and bitterly cold.
| ran into the house again and up.
stairs to get some wraps, and begged
Antonio to come with me to help find
them and some valuables, but she
would not. She ran to the kitchen
and fetched a candle and then caught
the things as I threw them into the
patio. When l got downstairs she had
made them all up into a bundle.
Il put on a heavy o%vercoat, and
we started for the Alameda. AS 1 ran
I felt something humping against my
legs. l reached into my pocket and
drew out a bottle Of whisky. Antonio
though she would not go upstairs,
which was fairly safe, had ducked in.
to the bodega or wine closet, the most
dangerous sort of place in an earth.
quake, and dug out the whisky.
Everybody in the city who could
get there was in the Alameda, and
there was such a throng that l could
not find M wife. We searched about
the spot where Antonio had left her,
but there was not a sign.
"We walked about calling her name,
but it was not until 2 o'clock in the
morning that we found her. Then it
was by our little fox terrior's recog
nizing my voice, and coming and leap.
Ing toward me. l found my wife and
the other servant sitting on the curb
near by. We Communicated a vacant
carriage, and my wife and I lived in
it for two nights"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-08-11
ONE THING you CAN'T %.

! You can laugh when trouble hits you
I You can smile when clouds appear,
q grin when worry ':gits you,"
And when disappointment's near;
You a laugh when rain IL falling,
II you are a cheerful soul,
But you cannot do much laughing
when the boat begins to roll.
You can bear up under sorrow,
You can calmly shoulder woe,
And perhaps no sign of anguish
WIN your visage ever show;
You may hide all sign Of weakness.
Enough your hopes are in the ditch;
6ut you cannot hide your feelings
When the boat begins to pitch.
Let the cheer-up poets tell you
To preserve q cheerful face.
ana to smile at all your troubles,
And to never show q trace
VI the petty griets that fret you;
But you'll lose your ~self-control,
And you will not smile. I'll bet you,
When the boat begins to roll.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-08-11
Cause Of His Goodness.

Edith wonder what caused Mr..
Mumm's GOODNESS toward Helen?
Esther heard it was caused by
Helen's former f1ance, Mr.. Flowers.
and her carelessness in using capitals.
Edith don't understand.
Esther-Why, Mr. Mumm sent Helen
4 bouquet for her birthday and In her
note of thanks she wrote that she
Just loved Flowers"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-08-11
Duenno In Germany.

Dr.. Kiepert Of Berlin ixdorf, Ger.
man scientist, although q university
man. has decided Views on dueling. Il
believe we could do without dueling,'
he said, "and I believe the time will
come when the duel, at least at uni
versities, will be q thing Of the past"
allow about dueling In the army?''
"That is different" explained the
German. you know q soldier is a
man trained to fight, and II his honor
has been attacked he 10 compelled to
defend It according to the rules Of
war, which means fighting for It, and
that n dueling."
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-08-11
Where He Drew the Lima.

The Hiawatha World says that an
old doctor near that place told one Of
his country patients that he was not
eating right; he must eat more Of ali
kind of animal foods. When he
made the next visit he asked the pa.
tient how he had progressed with the
animal food. WELL said he, II got
along pretty well with corn and oats,
but, doctor, 1 just cannot eat hay"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-08-11
Needed POLISHING.

Life" said the pessimist, "is q
dreadful bore. I don't know what
happiness Isl"
Life Is all right" rejoined the op.
timistic man, IF you only look upon
the bright side of it."
But my life has no bright side,"
protested the other.
"Then," said the optimist, get busy
and polish up one of the dark Sides"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-08-11
II Lir.

Pann-What did you think of the
big fire today?
Phan-Didn't hear about it. What
FIRE was that?
Pann-A whole row of buildings
burned just outside the ball grounds.
Where were you this %afternoon2
Pann-At the ball game.-Puck.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-08-11

Irvington Boothlette-How Is it you
have changed your mind by producing
the Midsummer Nights Dream" in
stead of a Winters Tale?"
Manager Hardlucke-Well, you see,
thought the last-named play sound
ed too much like a frost.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-08-11
HaIf-and.HaIf.

II don't understand you. Linda. On<
day you're bright and jolly and the
next depressed and sad"
well, I'm in half-mourning, that's
Why."-Fiegende Blaetter.