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Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

Is there anybody left in the cold
wave-enwrapped United States who
still disbelieves that It could get as
cold as Doc Cook said?.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

While the Wireless talker has not
yet succeeded Ia girdllng the continent,
Weston is determined to show that it
can be done blythe tireIess walker.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07
job for a Lifetime.

Pittsburg Dispatch.
When Secretary Wilson gets through with
his inquiry into the advanced cost of butter
and eggs 1t will probably be as valuable as
his Investigation into the rise in the price
of beef.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

The work OF the Nebraska Federation
OF Labor wal accomplished in a way
that commends itself to all. The dele
gates o together, discussed their af-
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

The Iowa railroad that took for it's
engines coal which properly should
have gone to host the Soldiers home
exhibited mighty poor taste. TO say the
least. I4h
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

Those naval enthusiasts who are in
creasing the size of b~attleships by leaps
and bounds must remember that the
ocean is only so big.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

Simply because it Is a bumper ice
crop, do % expect the fact to cut any
ice in the matter Of next summers
prices. The ice bill will be the usual
bump.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

The porker appears to be running
the turkey a stiff race for the crown OF
the animal kingdom.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

Before Harvard's infant prodigy set
ties the fourth dimension we would
like &c know whether he is getting any
assistance from Captain Loose.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

And o the shippers want the pres
ident to decide what is a quart. Often
1t appears to be less than two pints.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

The dress Mrs. Style wore at the opera
was q perfect poem,' said Mrs. Howard.
las far as II went, no doubt" replied her
husband, but l thought some cantos were
missing Life,
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

In the general discussion of syndi-
cate base ball the accent seems to be
emphatically on the syn.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

Sparks flying in Wall street as a re-
suit of the Rock Island friction recall
the days of flint and steel.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07
A Sure winner.


Americans lost over S61, 900 in November
on playing cards to Uncle Sam. His in
ternal revenue game is not to be beaten by
any known system.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

The general public has no sympathy
with the cotton longs for being driven
to short breath.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

In turning over the new leaf of
Nicaragua to Madriz, zelaya seems to
have left the same old bug under the
leaf.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

The Kingston tremors are probably
only a shaking up of the Jamaica
ginger.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

We note in the news dispatches that
the peers are to take a new tack.
Here's hoping they do not have to sit
on It.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

Delightful George Bernard Pshaw;
always in the intimate personal conf
dence of his exaggerated ego.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

Some people are still seeing canals
on Mars, but there is a suspicion that
this is a case of wet goods, not dry.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

WHY does that dog Of yours always
how when he sees me?'
Because, my dear, fellow, he's rude
enough to express what other people feel"
American.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

Those who regard Jane Adams as
a modern saint, and their name is
legion. will wish her speedy and COM
plete recovery.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07
Around New York

nipples on the Current OF Life
AZ Seen IN the Great American
Metropolis from nay 60 q
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

Those who live from hand to mouth at
the Hand-in-Hand restaurants, long a
feature of the Bowery and the East Side,
suffered an increase OF 20 per cent on New
Years day in the cost OF meals that there
tofore nave sold at five cents each. Now
the meals are six cents. The increase, ac-
oording to employees, who quote John S.
Conroy. general manage of three restaur-
ants, is due solely to the increased cost
Of provisions, a cause that has perpIexsd
greater minds than those of the Bowery.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

The weather man is proving no
friend to the promoters of the Cook
tourists on the water wagon route.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

The insolent opera star is beginning
to find that in that field, as in others,
the indispensable person does not exist.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07
SMILING LINES.

Weary William-What did We tell dat
lady when she asked We II We wuz equal
to de task o. sawin' wood2
Tattered Toni toll her dat equal wuzn't
de word. l wuz superior to it.-Chicago
News.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

IF you sympathized with the elopement,
how could you tell the girls father you
didn't approve OF it?"
"oh, 1 simply. stated a fact, and he
drew his own differences"
What fact did you slater"
81 said an elopement was. generally q
miss taken affair" -Baltimore American.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

A few months ago the statement was
made in American Medicine that the aver
age Income Of physicians in this city had
dropped to $500 a year. The same publ
cation declares in a recent issue that there
has been a further reduction until New
York doctors are at present averaging only
81, 200 or less, while the average through
out the country is less than $780, In other
words, the Doctors income here is steadily
decreasing. The estimate is made that it
has been cut in half In the last two years.
9Th monstrous evil of the abuse of
medical charity has all but pauperized the
medical profession" Is the declaration of
the editor.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

s"OscribeFH leaving the city tenn
por"rilV should have The Dee
mailed to them. Address VIII be
changed as often as requested,
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION.
state OF Nebraska. Douglas County, IS.
George b. T~Ssehuok. treasurer OF The
Bco Publishing Company, being duly
sworn. says that the actual number of full
Ing. Evening md sunday Bee printed dur
ing the month Of December. 1909, was as
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

THE way to run this country" said the
egotist, lis to put thoroughly wise, cap
able, alert and honest men In control of
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

A reporter was Intervening Thomas A.
Edison.
And you, SIR" he said to the inventor
made the first talking machinel"
No." Mr.. Edison replied. THE first one
was made-long before my time-out Of a
rib. New York Sun.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

Is. TZSCHUCK. Treasurer.
subscribed IN my presence and sworn to
OeAoIe me inns S4st uay OF december, 1903.
w. +. MALkhh,
Notary FuUilc.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

Yes answered Miss Cayenne, but what
are we going to do? There's. only one
of you."-Washlngton Star. ''''' ''
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

John Peters isn't fit to associate with
gentlemen"
"Gee! What's the matter?"
He held out a card when we were play
ing poker last night" ..r
80 did you"
But / only held out a nine-spot. He
stole an ace."-Cleveland Leader.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

Old Lawyer Ito young partner)-Did you
draw up old Moneybag's will?
Young Partner-Yes, sir, and so tight that
all the relatives in the world cannot
break it.
Old lawyer with some disgust)-The next
time there is a will to be drawn up I'll do
II myself.-New York Sun.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

That a wife may demand and compel
the release Of her husband held as hos
tage for q board bill was promptly demon
strated in a New York court OF justice the
other day. Before Magistrate House there
appeared an actress, a Mrs. Hughes in
private life. who besought his honor's
advice and assistance in recovering pos
session of her husband. He was being
detained in a boarding house, as she ex-
planned, because she would not pay his
board. Armed with a summons, issued by
the magistrate, Mrs. Hughes went after
the boarding house Shylock and brought
him before the Judge. The wife was
earning $50 a week on the stage, he said
and could afford to pay the bill. He
therefore refused to "delived the goods"
as he termed the husband, unless the bill
was paid. To this Mrs. Hughes said that
she wanted her husband back, so she
could send him to Germany 10 be cared
for, as he was Ill. You shall nave him, 4"
was the judges instant decision. His honor
had been on the stage one whole night,
when the show stranded, leaving him far
from home and money. The popular notion
that stage people were all mllliOnaires was
nonsense. Then Mrs. Hughes escorted the
crestfallen landlord to his lair and got her
husband.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

This Teller Cook" began Uncle Goshall
Hemlock.
''Oh. let up on the North pole"
II don't blame him about the North pole
part of 1t, but l do blame him for scatter
ing around a lot of low temperature fig
ures and putting all our local reminis-
cences on the m."-Louisville Courier
journal.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

boar.
1t was a case OF necessity" he pleaded.
II was absolutely out of meat"
For, even in those days, the cost of living
became sometimes almost prohibitiVe.-
Chicago Tribune.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07
TIE OMAHA DAILY BEE
'oUNDED BY EDWARD RosEwATER.

VICTOR RosBwATER. EDITOR.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-07

Entered at Omaha postofnce as second
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
REVOLUTION BREAKS
OUT IN PORTUGAL
Government Troops Defeated
and King a Prisoner.

Definite news has been received in
London that a revolution broke out in
Lisbon. Portugal The king is a pris.
oner.
The army and navy are with the
revolutionists.a who have cut all the
telegraph lines. Warships lombard.
ed the royal palace. which stands
above the river Tagus. in the western
part Of the city There are no further
details.
II is reported that the republicans
are victorious after severe fighting.
So far as can be Rscertained no tel
egrams have left Lisbon for several
hours and no details can be obtained
from any source.
The Daily Mail. which gives promi-
hence TO the foregoing rumors. saws
that all communication with Lisbon
has been stopped. the wires being cut.
Nothing passed between Lisbon and
the Portuguese legation on oct 4. An
Official at the legation. while declaring
ignorance OF the reported happenings.
couldn't explain the dislocation OF the
telegraph service.
4 Portuguese merchant in London Is
Quilted by the Mail as saying that he
received on that day news OF plot in
Lisbon. but has heard nothing since.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
"a DIE IN TROLLEY CRASH
Cars cOIlided at Full Speed on
Curve.

Cars coIlided at Full Speed on a
Curve.
Thirty-four persons were instantly
killed and twenty-six others were in
jured, when two interurban cars on
the Illinois Mckinley traction sys-
TEN collided head-on at Rickerson's
curve. two miles north OF Staunton.
Ill
Both cars were going at a high rate
OF speed, and as the curve where they
met is at the bottom of a hill both
cars were plunging down hill They
met right on the curve. and so sudden
was the collision. the motormen bare.
iy escaped with their lives by Jump.
ing
Both cars were demolished. and the
dead. dying and injured were piled in
one bloody mass. while the screams
Of the manned and bleeding added hOr.
ror 10 the scene
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

the secret. Remember this IN select
Ing your summer clothes. or furnish
ing your summer home, also when you
meet strangers on your summer vaca-
ton.
Unfortunately. simplicity Is not
cheap. You will pay more for the bat
Of simple lines, the frock that Is of
exquisitely dainty embroidery and
sheerness Of material. than you will
for something more ornate and dash
ing
III you wish 70 pass a woman who
knows. YOU VIII no more overload
your back than you will your diges-
ton. Better a few things OF ire
proachable cut and quality than an
elaborate wardrobe OF Haunting finery.
II will doubtless mean having your
clothes made 10 order or weary rounds
Of the shops In search of the simple.
but II pays.
II is not always possible 10 have
the house simple If you rent your
landlords taste IS sure 10 be fancy and
the fixtures and decorations will .sring
your Geart The furniture is up to
you. There are nowadays so many
good copies OF artistic cid pieces that
there is no excuse for the hideOus dis
play of houses furnished In the middle
Of the last century and later
Adopt a simple scheme OF decora-
ton for your entire house and make
everything bought conform TO Il. This
does not need the training OF a pro
fessional decorator; any woman who
makes study OF simplicity and keeps
her eyes open for bargains In that line
can achieve IT,
These three rules go far in the right
direction: Stick 10 good lines Of the
period chosen, do not overcrowd and
buy only the best. though II must be a
piece at time with long waits be
tween
Simplicity OF manner is the crown
ing touch-the real you. The rest Is
but the outer shell. a matter OF train
ing or perhaps Of skilled decorator.
or clever modiste. Do not post. do not
be Affected. above all. do not boast.
You may not realize II. but In meeting
strangers the simple. easy. sincere
manner makes a much better impress
sion with the right people. than airs.
much manner. or great assumption OF
place and power.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

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There four ways By which moEey can Be
s-nt By mail at ouS riak-In Post ofscs Money
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Money Order. and when none OF these car Be-
procurei. liz q Registered Letter.
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The EHpresu Money Order "a . safc and couvsn-
Tent way Tor forwarding money.
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cents. Then. IL the Letter L. Lost or stolen. Il
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We cannot b responsible for money Sat N
tetters In any other way than one Of the Tour
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Sp TO date when they Ord-r the pager discOp-
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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
RESIGNS AS
PROVOST OF PENN
c, c, Harrison to Quit the
University.
FRIENDS NOT SURPRISED
Arduous Duties and Considerations Of
Health Assigned as Ressons-con-
sidered Resianins For Three Years.

Hedltn assigned as heaSonS-Con-
sidered Resisnins For Three Years.
Provost Charles Gusts Harrison.
who for the past sixteen wears has
been the active head Of the University
OF Pennsylvania, at Philadelphia. and
who has served that institution OF
learning In an exceptionally able man
ner submitted his formal resignation
from ONCE at a meeting Of the tTus-
tees.
The resignation. which the provost
desires % take effect not later than
Dec. 81. 1910. was not accepted and
was referred for consideration to that
standing committee OF trustees known
as the committee on the state OF the
university.
Those trustees who attended the
meeting. and also all the other trus-
tees and personal friends Of the pro
Vost, were not unprepared for the
news that the university was face 70
face with a serious question. In the
mail the trustees and the friends OF
the provost received letters from Mr..
Harrison acquainting them in advance
with the decision that had been reach
ed BY him.
This decision 20 resign his arduous
duties had been debated IN the mind
Of the provost for some three years
past, and those close 20 him have
been cOnversant with the reasons
which impelled him 70 orTer his resig-
nation.
Considerations OF health and family
and a desire 20 be relieved OF the vast
amount OF detail work connected with
his position are said 20 be the rea-
sons for the step taken by the pro
vost. This state OF affairs is well
known among the trustees. and espe-
cially by those who are members OF
the standing committee on the state OF
the university. which committee will
make final disposition OF the prefer
ed resignation.
II is believed that the trustees will
devise some way by which the pro-
vost's duties. particularly those relat-
I'd 10 detail work. may be lightened.
with the end that Mr. Harrison's gen
ius for organization and finance may
be saved 20 the university. which un.
der his leadership has made such gi-
gantic strides.
Coincident with the news OF Pro-
Vost Harrison's resignation came the
announcement that the resignation OF
DR.. J. William White. John Rhea Bar.
ton professor OF surgery. had been &C
cepted by the trustees al the same
meeting
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
The GIRL NOT TO MARRY

The girl who proudly declares that
she cannot hem pocket handkerchief
never made up a bed in her life and
adds, with a shipper that she has been
In society ever since she was fifteen.
The girl who would rather nurse a
pug dog than n baby.
The girl who thinks that men are
angels.
The girl who would rather die than
wear a hat two seasons old.
The girl who thinks that the cook
and nurse can keep house.
The girl who expects a declaration
OF love three times a day.
The girl who buys ornaments for
the drawtng-rOom and borrows kitchen
utensils from her neighbors; and who
THINKS table decorations are OF more
importance than good food.
The girl who wants things Just be.
cause other girls have them.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
DEER PLENTIFUL HERE

Destroying Crops and Playing Havoc
With Fields In Sullivan Co.. N. Y.
Deer are so plentiful near Middle
town. Sullivan county. y. Y. that they
are destroying the farmers crops and
creating havoc In the turnip fields.
The hunting season doesn't open
until Oct. 10. Old hunters state that
they cannot remember a time when
deer were so numerous and are max
ing ready for unusual sport when the
season opens.
Hudson King. a farmer near Monti-
cello. found three deer mingling with
his herd OF cattle In the barnyard.
They were so tame be had difficulty
In driving the maway.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
THE POLITICAL SITUATION.

Political conditions are changing
rapidly and the indications are that
President William II. Taft and ex-
President Theodore Roosevelt have
reached an understanding to the ex-
tent that the former has surrendered
20 the latter and is as absolutely sub
ject to his will and domination as
ne was when the distinguished states
man left these shores to hunt in the
wilds of Africa.
That meeting at New Haven. Conn.
between the two leaders was not bar
rem OF results. The word must have
been passed TO the administration S
forces and the wavering elements in
the party swung to the Roosevelt
standard. 1t seems to have been the
result of deal though for Mr.. Roose
velt's utterances before the State
Convention in New York last week
are conservative in comparison with
his declarations in the Far West.
It will be noticed too that he per-
mitted the friends of the administra-
ton TO engraft enthusiastic lauda-
tons OF President Taft In the plat
form. specifying in detail the achieve
ments of the distinguished occupant
OF the White House. 1t Will be no
ticed too that the progressive plat
form rs no whore in evidence. that
the tarin bill Is not attacked but
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
MOODY WILL RESIGN

Justice Will Cult Supreme Court
Bench on Nov. 20.
President Tart received a letter at
Beverly. Mass. from Justice William
II. Moody. announcing that he will re-
sign from the supreme court on Nov.
20 next.
Justice Moody told the president
early in the summer that he would re.
tire this fell II Ill health still prevent
ed him from resuming his seat on the
bench. The Justice Is crippled with
rheumatism and has given up all hope
OF being able TO occupy his seat on the
bench before the Standard Oil and To.
bacco cases come up for reargument.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
LAFOLLEITE UNDER KNIFE

Eight Gall Stones Removed and Hla
Chances For Recovery Good.
Senator LaFollette was operated on
at Rochester. MINI. for gall stones
Eight stones were removed from the
gall bladder. Prospects for his recov-
cry are good. All the gall stones were
small.
The inflammation OF the gall blad
der and gall duct Is not extensive. but
the greatest danger at present lies in
the possibility of the innammatory
area increasing the danger from septic
infection.
The appendix is not affected, and
In general there Is positively no occa
sion for alarm.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
TO TRY ON YOUR FRIENDS

A dry eye denotes a hard heart
A pOuting lip means timidity.
An open mouth. an empty head.
Coarse hair. a coarse mind.
Full cheeks show a good digestion.
A pointed nose means a meddie-
some disposition.
Thick. curly hair means great phys-
Zeal strength.
A dimpled chin Is pretty. but sug-
gests feeble intellect.
a broad face Is a proof OF SELF assur.
ance and Obstinacy.
Fun temples mean mathematical
gifts.
Thick eyelids covering half the pu-
pills. denote great artistic powers.
Bumps on the forehead mean great
Compressed lips prove secretve-
ness.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

mercial candidates. II they can
make terms; they should do so ana
side with either of these great poll
dcians who win give to them "the
longest pole with which to knock
down the persimmons.
We repeat it. These two distin-
guished leaders. Mr.. Taft and Mr..
Roosevelt are commercial. They are
practical politicians. with them, hu
man rights have been ignored and
forgotten. Selah.