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The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19

Kick the disturbers out and do busi- ness.
 Don't complain but work and you will cure the evil of complaint.
 A dead beat would not be dead beat unless some one credited him.
 Some men are unlucky in their friends but lucky in their enemies.
 No man is his own master who knows nothing of the obligations of service.
 The religion we most like to re- count may be that which does not count at all.
 It is not the gross income but the net profits that measure the success of any business.
 The state and national dues are only one dollar per year, yet we pay them grudgingly.
 The membership should look for a greater organization and it will come if we work for it.
 There is more net profit in one acre of % bushel wheat than in five acres of ten bushel wheat.
 Worry, hustle, and fret are rota- tion that lays a man under the grass promptly and properly.
 The selling price of the article and the cost of production are the factors that determine the profit.
 Are your highways ways of pleas antness, or do they need the road grader and the King drag?
 When a man has the habit of ma king folks happy he has neither time nor need to worry over heaven.
 The drama of human life is more in teresting than the novel; the story of the days work is the most wonder full story ever written.
 Worrying over mistakes has caused a man to lose a crop many time. After a mistake is made worrying won't help it. but little healthy ef- fort in the right direction often will.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19
Too Lavish.

Mrs. Dobbs was trying to find out the likes and dislikes of her new board CT, and all she learned increased her satisfaction.
 Do you want pie for breakfast?" she asked.
 No, thank you" said the new boarder, with a smile. Pie for break fast seems a little too much"
 That's just the way I look at It." said Mrs. Dobbs. heartily. T say pie for dinner is necessity, and pie for supper gives a kind O finishing touch to the day; but pie for breakfast is what I call putting on airs. Youths Companion.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19
Pigeons Require Care.

Though people have an idea that pigeons are very hardy and can be kept with little or no attention. the facts are that un.rss their food is Of good quality. and their houses are kept clean, they are subject to many dis. eases. Pigeons are naturally very cleanly, and when allowed their liberty. select only tue best food and the varieties that please them, but when they are confined. we must select these thtnss for them if we wish to sue ceed.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19
Catarrt1 Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot react the seat Of the disease Cat2rrh is blood eonsti- disease and in order t you must take internal remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in- ternaly and acts directly upon the blood and mucous suIsaces. Halls Catarrh Cure Is not quack medi- cine II prescribed by Of the best physicians this country for years and regular prescription II is composed Of the best tonics known. combined with the best blood purifiers. acting directly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect combination Of the ingredients is what produces such wonderful re- suits curing catarrh. Send for testimonials free.
 F. J. CHENEY & CO. Props. Toledo. O.
 Sold by Druggists. price 75c.
 Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19
A Divided Family.

The bright six-year-old daughter of a physician happened into his recep- ton room the other day and a wait ing woman patient engaged her in con- yersation.
 q suppose you to go church and Sunday school?" she asked.
 "Oh. yes, ma 'am," she replied
 And what denomination do your parents belong to-"
 Why said the little one, mann mas a Presbyterian and papa's a stomach specialist"
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19
The Simple Shepherd.

A coekney. while spending his holi- days in the Highlands, met an old shepherd, driving a flock of sheep. Wishing to show off bit, he said:
 Now, if I were a shepherd I would teach the sheep to follow me"
 "Oh, ave- said the shepherd, "and hiv nae doot ye wid manage, for if they saw anither sheep in frent they wid be sure to follow. ."-Tit-Bits
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19
One Type of ReIlaion.

"Too many people" said Rev. Charles F. Aked at luncheon in New York, regard their religion as did the little boy in the jam closet 1
 His mother bounced on him sud. denly. He stood on tiptoe. ladling jam with both hands from the jam pot to his mouth.
 "'Oh, Jacky!' his mother cried. And last night you prayed to be made sainti'
 His face, an expressionless mask of jam, turned towards her.
 Yes. but not till after I'm dead, he explained"
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19
SlSTERLY HOPE
 OF MRS. CASSADY
She Writes, Telling Her Experience With Cardui, The Woman's Tonic, and How It Cured
 Her.

Bringhurst, Ind.-"For three years" writes Mrs. Jennie Cassady of Bring hurst, Ind, 'I suffered from womanly weakness.
 q had serious female complaint, and was so bad I could hardly get around, but I took Cardui and it brought me great relief. It cured that awful mis- cry, from which suffered every month, after had taken it for only two months.
 T hope all suffering women will try Cardui, as I did, for by doing so they can benefit themselves at home"
 You can always depend on Cardui, for every bottle contains the ingredi- ents necessary to help you. Prepared in large quantities, according to the very latest methods, from herbs espe- cially imported by the manufacturers, its preparation, from first to last, is un- der the superintendence of an experi- enced chemist and graduate physician, who takes every precaution known to science to perfect the finished product
 Ask your druggist. He knows. He will tell you to take Cardui
 NOTE.-The Cardui Home Treatment for Women consists of Cardui l$I1. ThedfOrds BIack-Draught (25c), or NelyO t50c), for the liver, and Cardui Antisertfc t50eD. These remedies may be taken singly, by themselves, if de- sired, or three together, as a complete treatment for wOmen's fl1s.. Write to: Ladies' Advisory Dept. Chattanooga Medicine Co.,, Chattanooga, Tenn. for Special Instructions, and 64-paGe book, "HOme Treatment for Women," sent in plain wrapper, on reques
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19
Shows Value of Steel Car,

That the steel car is of great value as a protection to passengers in the event of collision was demonstrated in a recent clash of two trains in the Hudson tunnel, New York city. There was no such telescoping as would probably have occurred with wooden cars, and the injuries were merely such as resulted from the pas sengers being thrown down by the shock of the collision.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19
MT, Hdee in Europe,

Second Assistant Secretary Adee of the state department is on his annual vacation in Europe. In company with MT. Thackera, United States consul general at Berlin, and Mrs. Thackera, he will devote about six weeks to a bicycle tour of southern France. He expects to return to Washington about the middle of June
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19
New Work for Women,

Mrs. Frederick H. Snyder is the only woman impresario on earth, she says. She decided that grand opera would be a good thing for St. Paul and made her first venture so successful that she has continued in the business after the fashion of men engaged in the same work.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19
GIT rEic OHT

And mail to the A. H. Lewis Medicine Co. St. Louis, Mo, and they will send You free a 10 dav treatment of NATURES RIM DY (NR tablets) Guaranteed for Rheu- inatism, Constipation. Sicl! Headache; L:v- er Kidney and Blood D.sea ses. Sold by all Druggists. Better than P.ils for Liver Ills. It's free to you. Write today
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19
If You Are a Trifle Sensitive

About the size of your shoes, many people wear smaller shoes by using Aliens Foot-Ease, the Antiseptic Powder to shake into the shoes II cures Tired, swollen, Aching Feet and gives rest and comfort. Just the thing for breaking in new shoes. Sold everywhere, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Address, Allen $. Olmsted, Ile RoY. N l.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19
Imnor.ant 10 Mothers
Bears the
Exerciae Good for It.

Asked the Progressive Woman of the Beauty Culturist: Don't you think women should exercise the susrage?%
 Certainly. My method will increase it two inches Puck.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19
HELP FOR THE AGED.
No Need to Longer Suffer from Kidney
 Trouble.

Mrs. Catherine Sullivan, TIP Moi fatt St., Joplin, Mo, says: Like most elderly people, I suffered from kidney trouble for years. My back ached in-
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19

began taking Doan's Kidney Pills. They drove my troubles away, and now enjoy excellent health
 Remember the name-Doan's.
 For sale by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19

tensely and there was a feeling of numbness in my spine. My h 8 n d S cramped and the urinary pa S s a g e s were profuse. Doc tors prescribed for me but I was not
 benefited. At last I
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19
His Way.

Knicker-Is Jcnes charitable?
 Bocker-Well, he doesn't let his right foot know whom his left foot kicks.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19
Hard to Choose.

Edward said the teacher. you have spelled the word rabbit with two t's. You must leave one of them out. .
 Yes, ma'am,' replied Edward; which one?'
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19
Consider This Advice.

No woman should submit to surgi- cal operation, which may me9n death, until she has given Lydia E. PiEkham's s Vegetable Compound, made exclusive ly from roots and herbs, fair trial.
 This famous medicine for women has for thirty years proved to be the most valuable tonic and inyigorator of the female organism. Women resid- ing in almost every city and town in the United States bear willing testi- mony to the wonderful virtue Of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. It cures female ills. and creates radi- ant, buoyant female health. If you are ill, for your own sake as well as those you love, give 1t trial.
 Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn. Mass. invites all sick women to write her for advice. Her advice is free, and always helpful.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19
Not Quite Qualified

Policeman-Do you have to take care of the dog?
 Nurse Girl-No. The missis says I'm too young and inexperienced. I only look after the ehildren.-Life.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19
FITTED TO BE STARS.

Wiggins-Say, Ragsy, it's wonder dey hasn't started up de baseball game in Russia long ago.
 Ragsy-What put dat in yer head?
 Wiggins-Cause dey are such good runners
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19

Certainly it is heaven upon earth for a mans mind to move in charity and to turn upon the poles of truth Bacon
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19
lnfnrmafinn

Census Taker-What is your color? Sweet Young Thing-George says it is peaches and cream.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19
pERRy nANIs. PAINKIIIER

draws the pain and inflammation from hee-stng and insect bites. Soothcs and allays the awtu itching of mosquito bites. 2Sc 2sc and s0c bottles
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19

Don't criticize fool; fools can't help being foolish.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19
HEADS USUALLY EMPTY.

Ella-I think those fellows are get ting their heads together over some thing.
 Stella-Yes; I guess there's some thing in it.
 Ella-Which one?
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19

Is what you are worrying abou really worth while?
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19

Failing Eyelashes and All Eyes That Need Care Try Murine Eye Salve. Asep- tie TUbes-Trial Size-25c. Ask Your Drug gist or Write Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19

ldren teetning sofiens the gums, reduces In .mmat ion aiilys pain, cures vi nd coiic 2e botus
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19

cOulQ not QO any or my housework. My sickness was called Retroflexion. When l wocld sit down l felt as if 1 could not ge t up. I o k Lydia E. Pinkham's V e g e t a ble Con- pound and did just as you told me and now I am perfectly
 cured, and have a
 big baby boy" = RsoN, Box 19, Black
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19
ANOTHER WOMAN
 CURED
ByLydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound

Black Duck, Minn.-stAbout year ago 1 wrote you that l was sick and
The Carlisle independent., 1910-05-19

placed anywhere si- tracts < kiiis ali nist Seat,ciean. orEamen- tal.conysnfentic cheap. Lasts All Season. Msse of nleIai cannot spii or tip over, vii not soil or Injure apy- thing. tinsranisss -f- fseiise. ofallderlrrs or sent prepsl3far2ee.
 HAROLD SCORERS
 15o nehaib Ave.
 ErootiYn, New NOrf
Arizona republican., 1910-04-10
THE RACINE MAKE of ImpIe-

mcuts and Vehicles is our standby .,nd should be your favoritc.
Arizona republican., 1910-04-10
THE EVILS OF HYPNoTISM.

\ striking proof of the'absolute ire sponsihility of the mesmerized subject occurred al demonstration l gave before the New York Medico-Lecal so- ciety. Though this was long ago. I never think of it without a sense of fear for what might have happened and thankfulness for the 6ortunte is- sue. Having placed one subject in d sound sleep on a chair. I told another subject that this sleeping man was his enemy and had injured him. at the same time giving him d pastebOard dagger. I think that those who saw the subsequent events did not soon forget the stealthy. cat-like manner with which the second subject stole behind the sleeping victim and stabbed him in the back. Then. to my surprise he Srasped the Victime by the throat and threw him to the floor apparently trying to choke him to death This
Arizona republican., 1910-04-10

We handle the Jackson Hay Fork, which is good and necessary implc- ment at this season of the year.
Arizona republican., 1910-04-10
Off
 In , Days 
The New Calcium SuIphide Treatment Does Wonders to Every Kind
 of Skin Eruption
Trial Package Sent Free to Prove it

Trial Package Sent Free to Prove 1t.
 You don't want to wait forever and q day to get rid of your pimples or other skin eruption. You want to get rid of them right now. Next week you may want to go somewhere where you wouldn't like to have to take the pimples along.
 You can get rid of them just in time ! by taking Stuart's Calcium Waters.
 These wonderful little workers have cured bad boils in three days. and some of the worst cases of skin disease in a week
 They contain as their main ingre dient the most thorough. quick. and effective blood cleanser known. calcium sulphde.
 Remember this, too. that most pimple treatments reek with poison. And they are miserably slow besides.
 Stuart's Calcium Waters have not a particle of poison in them. They are free from mercury, biting drugs or venomous opiates. This is absolutely guaranteed. They cannot do any harm, but they always do good-good that you can see in the mirror before
 
 Don't be any longer humiliated by having a splOtchy face. Don't have strangers stare at you, or allow your friends to be ashamed of you because of your face.
 Your blood makes you what you are The men and women who forge ahead are those with pure blood and pure faces
 Stuart's Calcium Waters will make you happy because your face will be a welcome sight not only to yourself when you look into the glass, but to everybody else who knows you and talks with you.
 We want to prove to you that Stuart's Calcium Waters are beyond doubt the best and quickest blood and skin purifier in the world-so We will send you a free sample as soon as we get your name and address. Send for 1t today. and then when you have tried the sample you will not rest con tented until you have bought soc. box at your druggists.
 Send us your name and address to- day and we will at once send you by mail sample. package free. Address. F. A stuart co. I75 stuart Bldg. Mar shall, Mich.
Arizona republican., 1910-04-10
ATTENDANCE URGED
 AT ANNUAL MEETING
Friends of the Associated Charities
 Asked to Assemble.

Annual meeting of Associated Char itics.
 Time: This afternoon at 2 o'clock
 Place. First NJ. l.. Church, Second avenue and Monroe street.
 Annual reports: Treasurer and su- pcrintendent.
 Interesting addresses by the pres ident and others experienced in Chris tian work
 Good music: Duet, Miss Luke and Miss Weber.
 All friends of this work are most cordially invited. No collection.
 C. T. HTRST. Secretary.
 C. .G. GILCHRIST. Supt.
 The above arr the facts "f the an nuunccmcnt of meeting to be held this afternoon in the interest of the Associated Charities. It is very much desired that the church cdHicc will bc filled with. the right thinking people of the city. whatever church they may belong tp or whether they belong tp any church or not. The work of the Associated Charities is something that concerns both saint and sinner for all require creature comforts. No saint is too good to escape these needs and mighty few sinners are SD far down the line that they refuse to be touch ed at some times and in some man ncr by the appeal for charity. or to re spond to it if they are able.
 This meeting is designed to let the public know more of the work of the society. and its needs and the many ways it may be helped to greater use fitness. Money is always d need with such an organization but when public sentiment is arounsed ample funds are usudlly forthcoming Naturally it is expected that the meeting will he fruitful of results of that sort. later on. but today there is to be no col lection taken. It will be a day of edu cation of the public. so far as possible. Those. who are moved tn do so will have all the opportunity they need t" later. There will be num- erohs addresses and reports that will quite fully advise the public what the organization is accomplishing in this vicinity in the way of helping those unfortunates who cannot help themselves.
 There will be several musical num- bers also. under the direction of Mrs. Christy. at least one Of which presented by the Choral society last week in the Arizona School of Music.
 Seed potatoes 5lO . sa,H soc cash h for eggs. crump' Hay X Grain Co.
Arizona republican., 1910-04-10
PARTY ATTENDED BY
 THE UN|NNTEO
High links of High School Boys at a
 Dance Last Night

There were some young men so
 benighted
 They didn't know when they were
 sighted;
 They went to a party, and ate just as
 hearty
 As if they were really invited. "-
 The little rythmical gem printed above aptly describes the situation at Mclczer hall last night when a num- Der of high school boys attended a party given by several other boys tu which they weren't really invited.
 In order to keep out the unnvitcd, the doors were locked and the police asked to intervene so that the party could go on without interruption.
 The party was given by Walter Thai heimer and Walter Rowland. There were about sixteen couples and it was all very select. Mir. Jesunofsky of the weather bureau was asked to act as a sort of superintendent and see that everything proceeded in accordance with the rules of propriety. He learn ed early in the day that there might be an attempt on the part of the non elect to force admttance so he called up the city marshal and asked that an officer be detailed to the dance. As officers are scarce at the city hall Mar shal Moore said he would send one up when the dance began and if every thing went all right he would be with drawn.
 Officer Fraley went up. Everything was just too lovely for anything. There was nothing but harmony and the young people were having the time of their lives. Fraley looked in and then saw he wasn't needed and went down the street He had not been gone more than a few minutes when the police station was called again. Fra ley went back to the scene of disor- der. The high school boys were there. Some of them climbed poles so they could peek in the windows and see who was there.-and they tried to rush through the door. But the door was securely locked and fastened. Fraley quelled the riot in the hall. At a late hour the boys were still trying to find some way to get in but those who were really invited were serenely un- conscious of their efforts and danced away the hours in pure enjoyment
Arizona republican., 1910-04-10
WILL FLOAT LOANS
 ON VALLEY FARMS
Representative of Coast Insurance Company Apprsises Ranch
 Lands.

Lee Phillips. consulting counsel for the Pacific Mutual Insurance company of Los Angelest has been in Phoenix for the asst two days examining farm lands with a view to floating loans of the company's capital here. With Bert Barr. local representative of the com pany. and H. L Latham. he drove all over the valley from Mesa to the Agua Fria and estimated the value of every quarter section passed.
 The Pacific Mutual is looking for fields for safe investments and has selected the Salt River valley as one of them. The company will place loans to the aggregate of $250.00O here in the near future. The loans will be negotiated by Bert Barr. Phillips re- turned to Los Angeles last night and seemed well satisfied with the valley and what he saw here.
Arizona republican., 1910-04-10
WESTERN CONFERENCE
 AT ESTES PARK COLO.
Preparations For the Big Y. M. C. A.
 Convention.

President E. "A. Fowler of the Y. M. C \. iias received d letter from A. G Pearson. executive secretary. at Den VT. concerning the convention to be held in Estes park. JuN to r. inclu- sive The letter says in part:
 The program as arranged for the 1910 conference Is one which should he attractive to the employed force throughout the middle western states and should certainly interest the rank and file of the membership. Up L" this time il has not been published and the detail is furnished you in or der that you may be equipped to put before your officers and members the calibrc of the men who are to be our leaders this summer. We trust that you will be the means nf influencing a great many people from N"ur own local field tu come to the western conference grounds in Estes park next July. cur speakers are as follows:
 Professor Henry Hallam TwccdN. Divinity school. Yale. inspirdti"ual: Rev Ira Iand'ith. D. n. Nashville. Tenn. Christian Service: Rev. W. Try ing Carroll. TcNarkana. Tex Bible teacher. George B. Hodge, lnterna- tiunal Committee. Education. Wm. E. Ncwhall. M. D.. Denver. Physical Work: Hon EnoS N Mills. 1one lee turel Wild Fire in the Rockies Professor Roy V Magcrs. Park Col Icgc Mo. director of music.
 The time consumed by our daily program will not be SO great as tn eX- cludc opportunities for visiting the numerous places of interest in Estes park. We are at present erecting q large dining hall with seating ca pacity of 500. also q large number of tent cottages
 UnqUestionably there are q large number of your citizens wh" anticj- pate spending the hot weeks in the Rocky mountain district and we would he glad if you would advise us the names and addresses of these people so we may place them on our mailing list and ask that you lend your influ- ence in having your city well repre- sented next July.
Arizona republican., 1910-04-10
HANDICAPPED.

delights of fishing" sighed the poet, but woe is me. I can't find a word tn rhyme with anglewOrm."
 But why use that word at the end of d line?r queried the friend
 "Because.' hissed the poet between his teeth, "an angleworm is always at the end of a line"
 And for an hour the silence was SD still that you could have heard pin drop.-ChicaSo News
Arizona republican., 1910-04-10

movement was so sudden. unexpected and violent that it was a few moments before l succeeded in making the sec ond man release his hold. l was care fui to put the victim back comforta- ably in his chair before waking him up. He knew nothing .Of what had hap pened and seemed none the worse for his adventure.-Metropo Maga- zine