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The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27

The explanation of some farm suc- cesses is the eggs plantation.
 Please a farmer by praising what he raises, and also what he buys.
 A farmer may also be known by what his hired help says about him.
 Honest toll may be ennobling, but it does not always pay off the mort gage.
 To be in the right place at the right time is not always matter of accident
 If you want the world to take you at your own valuation don't give your self away.
 A farm will work for a man day and night, if he will only work for it in the day.
 Many a girl on the farm went to the bad because she did not know the devil always wore store clothes.
 Many farmers wife does more work before breakfast than her hus- band does all day and never seems to notice it.
 It always makes us feel a bit hard toward the man who takes advantage Of the opportunities we failed to hear when the knock came to our door.
 Agricultural science is the system atic accumulation of knowledge through experience gained by con tract with the soil and its products.
 Some farmers always expect to find a bountiful table, but neglect to SUD- ply the foundation for it, and then blame their wives for the lack of good things.
 An egg by itself has small value, but added to II others it makes a dozen and will bring you 25 cents; ten dozen means s2.50 If you carry few dozen eggs to market every time you go their value in cents in a year will astonish you if you keep account of them.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27
His Terrible Threat.

Aviation has improved considerably since the time when Col. Cleary, then county commissioner and for years a well-known Chicagoan, made balloon ascension at a county fair over in Michigan, says the Chicago Journal.
 AS the guest of honor the colonel was sent upward with the assurance that there was absolutely no danger But as the distance from the earth grew greater the colonel leaned out anXiously.
 Pull me in.' he shouted.
 The men who were bailing out the rope paid no heed to his demand Higher and higher went the balloon Wilder and wilder grew the colonel Finally, almost standing on his head as he tried to keep a precarious bal ance, he gave a final cry of exas perated panic:
 Pull me in, I tell you, or I'll GU the rope,"
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27
Poultry Tonics

With the growth of the poultry in dustry comes all kinds of schemes to deplete the growers pocket. Foods and medicines of all kinds are offered. The praises of this tonic and that are loudly sung You will hear how MT. Smith had 150 hens and not an egg until he fed the wonderful egg pro- ducer, and then 150 eggs per day.
 The simple fact is that good healthy hens properly fed, do not need tonics any more than any healthy animals or human beings.
 If the tonic contains some needed food ingredient that you are not SUD- plying, it may do good, not otherwise.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27
Si00 Reward, SI00.
marry me

The readers Of this paper will be pleased to learn that there least dreaded disease that has been able to in all it's stages, and that IS Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure Is the only positive cure known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional disease requires constitu- tional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in- ternay acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease. and giving the patient strength by building up the constitution and assist ing nature in doing It's work The proprietors have so much faith in it's curative powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials
 Address r. J. CHENEY d CO Toledo. O.
 Sold by all Druggists. 75c
 Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27
4 Modest Doctor,

While on his vacation, city doctor attended the Sunday morning service at a little country church. When the congregation was dismissed several him, and one, wishing to learn if he were a Methodist, inquired: Are you a professor brother?"
 "Oh, no, indeed" answered the physician, modestly; just an ordinary doctor. r."-Lippincott's
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27
HANDLE COTTON IN ARKANSAS
Suggested That Oklahoma Plan of Assessing Members to Relieve
 Distressed Be Adopted.

l recently noticed a plan indorsed and adopted in Oklahoma for the pur- pose of handling the distressed cot ton. This plan 1 believe was not gen. eral, but only applied to several dis trlcts writes John Powers, Sr., ex- State President of the Arkansas Farm CTS union, in Co-Operator. Now. as well as 1 remember, they were to assess each member in this district something like $15 for the purpose of financing the distressed and other union cotton. This amount was to be paid in four installments.
 Now, has it ever occurred to you members of the Farmers union in this state of Arkansas that we need the same kind of policy in this state Have you stopped to figure what you are losing in the way the most of us are marketing our cotton? We lose on an average of at least $2 per bale.
 Now, we have in our state a Farm CTS union enterprise that is operated for the benefit of the union members. This company is owned and controlled by the state union. Now, why can't we adopt method along the lines of our neighbors in Oklahoma? Say we assess each member in the state s1 to be paid at once if possible and if not in four installments of 25 cents each. Taking for granted that we have between 50,000 and 60,000 mem bers in the state, that would make a total of this fund amount to say S1OO.- 900. Now, you will ask what we will do with that money? I say turn it over to the cotton company which we have and it will enable them to buy distressed cotton and to also com pete with other cotton firms in that business. You will be winner even if you gave them the dollar and only let them handle one bale of cotton for you. You lost more on every bale you sell in the streets than I am asking you to give to this company
 Another thing is that this company can then compete with the buyers in your own town, and help you out in that way also.
 The trouble, brothers, with we union people is that we are too cheap. When they ask us for few cents or even dollars we at once go straight up, and don't come down until we have accused some one of robbing us. We can't expect to win our fights against other well organized concerns without money It takes money to start and run any kind of an enterprise. Now we ought to get together and make this one concern of ours winner They deserve the union business of the state and have proven to us that they can save us money in handling our cot. ton. as we'll as get good prices for same. Now so many of us have blamed them for what has been done before they organized last year. Now are they responsible for what other people have done to you? No. They should have a trial before being con demned. Now take this up at your next meeting and talk it over with the members. l believe that they will indorse plan of this kind for they are bound to see that it will benefit them. After talking the matter up will be glad to have you, as many as will. to reply through this paper or by letter to the writer and give him your ideas about it. Even if you are against it. como on and talk it out.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27
Free to Our Readers.

go, for 4S-page illustrated Eye Book Free Write all about Your Eye Trouble and they will advise as to the Proper AppH- cation of the Murine Eye Remedies ir Your Special Case. Your Druggist will tell you that Murine Relieves Sore Eyes Strengthens Weak Eyes, Doesn't Smart Soothes Eye Pain, and sells for soc Try It in Your Eyes and in Baby's Eyes fol Scaly Eyelids and Granulation.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27
He Asked Too Much.

They had been engaged for exactly 47 seconds by the cuckoo clock.
 Clara, dear" queried the happy youth, who had streak of romance running up and down his person, will you promise to love me foreyer?"
 'Td like to, George" replied the practical maid, but really don't ex. pect to live so long"
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27

were pains in my back and swellings of the ankles. Often l had smother ing spells. I had to be helped about Doan's Kidney Pills cured me five years ago and have been we'll since They saved my life"
 Remember the name-Doan's. For sale by all dealers. 50 cents a box Foster Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, N Y.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27
Hen Production

The American hen produces annu- ally a crop equal in value to that of the winter and spring wheat, and wool clip of the country. It is equal to 21z times the value of the potato crop, and largely in excess of the farm value of all the oats raised in the land.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27
anXiously
WHY PEOPLE SUFFER.

Too often the kidneys are the cause and the sufferer is not aware of it. Sick kidneys bring backache and side pains, lameness and stiffness, dizzi- ness, headaches, tired feeling, urinary
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27
Uses of OdditX.

Isn't your hat rather curious in shape?" asked the uniformed man.
 Certainly" answered his wife It has to be. Any hat that wasn't curious in shape would look queer"
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27
Slight Error.

Slight Error.
 Nevertheless" said the young Roman, he is an ambitious poet. He would serve the muses all his life'' But" replied his elder, he makes the mistake of supposing that Bac- chus is one of the muses. Catholic Standard and Times
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27

The only reason we care to be a millionaire is for the purpose of induc- ing bill collectors to cut our acquaint- ance.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27

When we occasionally do meet a man whose head hasn't been turned by success, we naturally conclude that he has stiff neck
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27

troubles. Doan's Kid ney Pills cure the cause. Mrs. N. E, G r a V e S, Villisca, Iowa, says: T sui
 fered from kidney trouble for years, The secretions were diSordered. i h e r C
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27

We are not to blame because you suffer from Rheumatism or Neuralgia, but you are if you do not try Hamlins Wizard Oil. It quickly soothes and allays all pain, soreness and inflammation.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27
Awful Thoudht.

When 1 leave here l shall have to depend on my brains for living"
 Don't take such a pessimistic view of s"-Cornell Widow
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27

TO CURE COLD IN ONE DAY Take LAXATIVE PROMO Quinine Tablets Druggists refund money if it fails to cure w GROVES signature Is on each box. 25c.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27
For Headache Try Hicks capudine

Whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach or Nervous troubles. the aches are speedily relieved by Capudine. It's Liquid-pleas- ant to take-Effects immediately. 10, 9 and soc at Drug Stores.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27

Nobody will use other peoples ex- perience, nor has any of his own till it is too late to use it.-Nathaniel Hawthorne.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27

Occasionally a girl discovers that the young man after her own heart isn't after it at all.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27

The average man spends more money on a foolish habit than he does on his Wife'S hats
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27

Extremes meet when the hairdress- CT is introduced to the chirOpodist.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27

Occasionally the human race is run over the course of true love-
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27

Do you ever dress in a cold room? 2 Well, 1 married Boston girl"
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27

FOR DEEP SEATED COLDS and coughs Allen s Lung BdlsdDt when all other remedies fail. This old reliable medicine has been sold for over 40 years 25c, 50c, Sl 00 bottles. All dealers.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27

Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invig- crate stomach. liver and bowels. SuEar-coated, tiny, granules easy to take. Do not grpe.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27

One fisherman ought to believe the stories of another, but he seldom does.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27

For Colds and Gripp-capudine. Hicks Capudine. Relieves the aching and feverishness. Cures the cold-Headaches also, It's IiQuid-Enects immediately-10, 9 and 50c at Drug Stores.
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27
DAVIS, S,PAINKnIFR
Enouuh Said.

should be taken without delay when chest and tickling throat warn you that an annoying cold At all druggists 2c 35c and 50c bottles
The Carlisle independent., 1910-01-27

A poor excuse is better than none if it works.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-01-22
FRAT TO FORM CLUB
TO EVADE NEW LAW
Theta Chi, in Convention at
Stockton, Plans TO
Continue.

STOCKTON. January S.-The dele
gates Of the Theta Chi fraternity,
which is holding its annual conclave
in this city this afternoon, agreed up
on a plan to continue the society and
overcome the new law compelling the
various boards Of education 10 sts-
pend any student joining a Grcek-Iet-
ter society. The society will form a
club and incorporate under the laws
Of California, and the members claim
it viii be impossible to place any re
strictjou on them.
The proposition caused much discus
sion this afternoon when the proposed
move was first presented, but all
agreed that some action must be taken
to continue the society without having
the education boards interfering with
sessions during the school terms Since
the law went into effect ne limitations
have been held. hut members who have
been elected enjoyed all Of the priv
Iege9 OF the society without beng su>
pended from school, and as soon as
they graduated they were initiated,
with The date set back to the time
thav were elected.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-01-22
FOUR YOUTHFUL
sPENDERs GET
MONEYS WORTH

When four Young Portuguese boys,
very small ones, were found taking JOY
rides on the street ears yesterday,
visiting the moving picture shows and
dining at one of the large cafes last
evening. police officers took notice ana
conservative people shook their heaus
and coniured up in their minds the
possibility of ill-gotten gains beng
spent, the whole outlay being at some
victim s expense.
The last was the truth, but the money
being spent by the quartet was obtain
ed honestly. The boys found purse
containing twenty dollars on a Bere-
tania avenue car during the forenoon.
They found it in street car. Instead
If sneaking off they reported their find
and the owner was located. The owner
was liberal and handed out d five dol
lar gold piece to the one who actually
found the purse and one dollar TO each
Of the other three boys for helping the
first boy to be honest.
In order to decide upon some plan
to have a good time they boarded 3
street car and rode on many branches
Of the Rapid Transit system Then
| plans were overheard and i'll substance
were about as follows:
! eve no want ride street car all day
: 'posin we ride PoonchboWl. We SHOW
| Gem other feilers we got plenty money
| We 90 Palm eat ice cream: plenty ice
cream EaIm. Then we 90 see movin
! picture. S'posin' we eaa dinner maybe
The Jasper news., 1910-12-22
FOR Writer'S Aching Hands.


Does your hand ache when writingf
II SO, do not neglect the sign, but re-
gard 1t as pointing TO the need for i'm.
mediate treatment. If the aching is
merely occasional. proceeding from
cold air. or extra work. you may treat
It by little rest. dipping the hand
into hot water and rubbing with a
very hot cloth But IL the aching be-
comes frequent, 1t demands quite as
much attention as a disease threaten
ing life would demand. cor ones abil.
ity to gain livelihood Is at stake.
Rest is good, but 1t is rest from writ
Ing only. What the hand needs equally
with such rest is passive exercise.
While the owner remains still some
one should bend and extend the fin-
gers, rub the joints. pull them. etc.
often 1t is of service to cover the
naLd at the completion of the move
ments with warm oil, wrap It In hot
flannel, and keep 1t near the fire. This
tends to make the joints and the mus
cles sdpple.
The Jasper news., 1910-12-22
Dentistry by Proxy.

There are plenty Of men," said n
Washington dentist, who work what
we call the proxy dodge. They'll visit
a dentist and tell him that a friend Of
theirs has such and such the matter
with his teeth and ask all sorts OF
questions as to what can be- done TO
such teeth in dental way. OF course,
no dentist can tell anything abort the
requirements of teeth needing atSen,
ton until he looks at them. but the
proxy players are an insistent lcS.
their main point being to find out In
that roundabout way Just how muah
pain there is going to be involved in
the work on their own teeth, suppos-
iLg they muster up the nerve to hays
that work started"
The Jasper news., 1910-12-22

The kids are getting in the last
finishing jolts on the Santa Claus
songs and win welcome that port
ly gentleman at all the Jasper
churches Saturday night with ter
rife bursts of melody, There may
be triiing lack of pepper in the
average Sunday school kid during
the rest of the year, but he makes
it up with some to spare when the
time approaches for Santa to
whistle to his reindeer for the an
nual trip south.
The Jasper news., 1910-12-22
Mo, "snaks HoIes.p

The holes commonly seen In the
fields are not snake holes" though
commonly called such. They are made
by field mice. shrews and moles, often
by the larger insects, and 1t 10 very
seldom that snakes even take refuge
in them. Few snakes actually dig
holes. They burrow In soft ground
the sublerraneous species; but these
live, as 4 rule. In soft, yielding sots.--
st. Nicholas.
The Jasper news., 1910-12-22

The revival continues at the Bap-
tist church, and draws large crowds
nightly. Rev. Sample is preaching
some strong sermons and the song
services, conducted by ]. E. Og-
den, are considerably better than
Jasper is accustomed to. Prof.
Ogden's solos are very pleasing
feature of-the meetings,
The Jasper news., 1910-12-22
Government to Quit Printing
Envelopes.

The postmaster general has an
nounced that after January 1st,
1911, the government will discon-
tinue the printing of stamped en-
velopeS and recommends that the
same be done'by the local news
papers in every town where there
is newspaper and by special per-
nit for the towns nearest the news
papers.
A uniform scale of printing will
be prepared by the postoffice de-
partment, and insisted upon, or
the newspapers will not be sold
stamped envelopes for printing.
The scale of printing will be
such that reasonable profit can
be made by the office printing
them. The department will also
make ruling about January 1st,
that no first class mail will be al
lowed transmission through the
mails unless it has a return card
written or printed thereon.
The Jasper news., 1910-12-22
II. C. RUcKEL DEAD
AFTER LONG ILLNESS.
Deceased Was an Old Settler
and a Pillar Pill Of Holiness
Church hur5sehhS hhSE;Funeral q.
>, Yesterday.

,' = az IS'70tf sa-
A long and worthy life came to
a close Tuesday evening at 8
O'Clock, when Henry c. Ruckel, Of
whose serious illness we have pre-
viously spoken, passed on to his
reward.
Mr.. Ruckels death was due to a
complicated arrangement, result
ing from a severe attack of appen-
Gcitis, that from the first baffied
] be utmost efforts of physicians to
\ heck its ravagcs. His condition
For many weeks had grown stead
Fly worse, not even responding to
thorough treatment at Eureka
Springs, Ark, from which he re-
turned only a month ago,
Mr.. Ruckel was one of the old
est residents of this part of the
country, having lived on his farm
near Esrom for nearly forty years
and, it is hardly necessary to state
no one was better known in that
community. Moreover, his kind
nature and exemplary life made
everyone his friend, so that his
death comes rs personal loss to
many more than are included in
his family circle. He was a ma
tive of Ireland, and came to Amer
ica with his parents when only
four years old. Prior to coming to
Jasper he lived at Morrison, Ills.
He was in his 67th year.
For many years the deceased
had been faithful member and a
conscientious Worker in the Holi-
ness church, and was a familiar
figure at all the gatherings OF that
sect IN This part OF the state.
For the past two years he had
lived in Jasper, where his death
occurred.
The funeral was held yesterday
at Oakton church, 10 miles north
west of here. Rev. Owens of the
Holiness church conducted the
services. Interment was made in
Oakton crmetery.
The deceased leaves, besides his
wife, five children-Mrs. John Kelt-
ner of Jasper, Mrs. Nettie McKib-
ben of Esrom, Earl Ruckel of Es-
rom, Lottie Ruckel of Monet and
Clarence, of Sunnyside, New Mexi-
co.
The Jasper news., 1910-12-22

Mr.. and Mrs. Gay Webb are
down at Phillipsburg. in Greene
county, helping take care of Billy
Garrett, Mrs. Webb's brother, who
has been rather seriously i'll with
infammatory rheumatism since he
moved there last fall. Billy's con-
dition is improving, according to
letters from Gay, and will soon be
well enough to permit their return
to Jasper,
The Jasper news., 1910-12-22
Banks on Sure Thing Now.

IN never be without DR.. Kings New
Life Pills again" writes A. Schingbeck.
647 Elm St., Buffalo, N. Y. "They cur
ed me of chronic constipation when all
Others failed" Unequaled for bilious
ness, jaundice' Indigestion, headache,
chills, malaria and debility. 25c at Webb
Bros.
The Jasper news., 1910-12-22
DON'T FORGET.

The lady that buys
the most goods at our
store from Dec. 18th to
the oath gets q dress
pattern free, worth ST.
per yd. Bring your
produce and cash,
Resp.
j. D. Harbur.
The Jasper news., 1910-12-22
Some Jasper Chickens.

We've known all along that our
local chicken fanciers were showing
some pretty fine stuff, but we did
mt have any 'idea, until very re-
Gently, how fine it really was.
c. A. Emery of Carthage, the
well known poultry judge, who
covers the entire country in judg-
ing the various competitive events,
was here Monday grading Doctor"
Walt Dodd's. white orpingtons
and F, w. Rumblc's white rocks.
Dodd's birds graded ,o3 to .os4,
an unusual score, when it is con-
sidered that 81 is the highest
score ever made by any chicken,
of possible 100 points. The av-
erage grade made by the Dodd
fowls was o4!
Mr.. Rumble's chickens. 10 of
Whlch were graded, scored o3f to
os9, another remarkable record.
The moral is pretty plain. You
needn't send away from home to
get as fine chickens for your yard
as ever SCI atched gravel.
Charley Ward has decided to try
living in town again, and tells us
he will move into the Cline proper
| ty, just north OF the M. E. church
South, as soon as possible after
January 5th. On that date he is
going to hold public sale at his
place, the old Tabler farm, one
mile west of &own, which promises
to be quite an event, several own.
ers of stock having arranged to of,
fer good animals for sale beside.
that owned by Mt. Ward.
The Jasper news., 1910-12-22

Jiggs-Wigson bet Digson $50 thae
he could live on bread and water for
ten days. and he won.
Jaggs-What did he do with the
money?
Jiggs-Had to pay 1t to O. doctor
Mrs, Wigson insisted upon making the
bread.
The Jasper news., 1910-12-22

Not Happily Expressed.
Il have another patient in this
neighborhood." remarked the doctor;
$50 ! kill two birds with one stone.o