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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-10-14
LACK OF BUSINESS ABILITY
Leader In Municipal Art League 10
Shown Where He Is Deficient by
Well-to-Do Citizen.

ct suppose" said the man who was
active in the Municipal Art League.
'you would not think Of permitting
anyone to bring into your house pic
ture OF a woman in tights"
"Of course | shouldn't" replied the
Yell-to-do citizen.
"You are not in favor of doing any
thing that would have tendency to
spread immortality, either, are you?
That is to say, you would not permit
anybody TO hang signs upon your
porch advertising questionable resorts,
would your"
Certainly not! cannot understand
why you should ask me such absurd
questions"
you see, have just learned you are
the owner of the vacant lot in the mid
die of the next block-the one on
which there is a big billboard with a
picture of an almost nude female and
an advertisement of a place that the
police have had to close several times
during the past few months. | suppose
you get paid for permitting the bill
board to remain there, do you not?"
Say, you fanatics who have this
city beautiful bug make me tired. The
trouble with you is that none OF you
have any more idea about business
than Tom cat You'll have to excuse
me now; Iln busy. Run along and see
If you can't start scare by discoverin
naked wall somewhere"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-10-14
merely inquisitiv

One good thing about hunting for the
north pole is that you miss most OF the
news about sensational marriages.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-10-14
KEEP THE KIDNEYS WELL.
Health IS Worth Saving and Some
Paw Paw People Know How
to Save 1t

Health IS Worth Saving and Some
Paw Paw People Know How
To Save 1t
Many Paw Paw people take their lives
in their hands by neglecting the kidneys
when the, know these organs need help.
Sick kidneys are responsible for a vast
amount Of suffering and i'll health. but
there is 10 need TO suffer nor to remain
in danger when all diseases and aches
and pains due to weak kidneys can be
quickly and permanently cured by the
use of Doan's Kidney Pills. Here is a
Paw Paw citizeu's recornme ndation:
Mrs. Jennie Soule, LaGrsve street,
says: while have never taken Doan's
Kidney Pills, have no hesitation in rec
ommending them as they have been used
in our household with satisfactory re-
suits. The person who took them COM
planned great deal of dull pains in the
small Of the back and had other symp-
toms which plainly showed that the kid
neys were disordered. Doan's Kidney
Pills we're finally procured at Long
Bros drug store, and they promptly re-
moved the difficulty"
For sale by ali dealers: Price so cents
Foster NJ ilburn Co.. Buffalo, New York,
sole agents for the United States
Remember the name -Doan's and
take 20 other.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-10-14
The Chance.

Il don't think that poker is a game
of chance, after ALL" says the lamb
deck in the gambling parlors.
MOP" inquiries the dealer, taking
them off the bottom as he needs them.
NO." repeats the youth, idly gazing
at the two deuces he has been dealt.
where's my chance about this
game?"
why, my boy, there's always
chance that ii will be pulled"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-10-14

The ordinary boy can give the ordi-
nary cat eight lives the lead Of him and
beat 1 itn contest with death by vio-
lence.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-10-14
stinay.

There goes old Scrlmpem. Did
you hear what he did last Fourth Of
July?"
NO" says the person who has to
ask the necessary question. What did
he do last Fourth of July?"
Got some firecrackers for his chill
dren and made them shoot them off in
a sound-proof cellar Said he wasn't
going to be so extravagant as to buy
noise for all the neighbors."
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-10-14
"Yassir. {"
Ancient Campaniles.

The Companies of st. Mark and
Pisa were built or begun in the same
century, viz, the twelfth The lean
ing tower is 179 feet high and 81 feet
eight inches in diameter, cylindrical
in form, the exterior entirely built
G. white marble and the interior or
Narruca stone.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-10-14
KC Chicken Pot Pie. B-ked Dumplinss


one fo70i CIT in joints; 4 cup tour;
u teQSbo0HfNLSaf; black Pepper; 2cHbS
f0Hr; 3 LezeL teaSbo0RfHkS X { Baking
P070dey; y keaSbo0RtW salt; i cup
shortening; milk or cream.
Cover the fowl with boiling water and
let simmer until tender, then remove to a
baking dish. Mix the I cup -four, salt
and black pepper with cold water TO
smooth paste and use TO thicken the
broth. Remove the fat from the top of
the broth if necessary before adding the
thickening. Pour this gravy over the
fowl, until it is nearly covered, and re-
serve the rest to serve apart. Sift to-
gether the flour, baking powder and salt,
three times; into this work the shorten
ing and use cream or milk TO make
dough, less stiff than for biscuits. Put
this by spoonfuls over the fowl in the
dish, which it should rest upon and
completely cover. Let bake about IS
minutes.
When young tender chickens are scarce, this
presents q most satisfactory way of serving old
fowls. Veal or lamb prepared in this manner is
more appetizing than when served n stew.
Try this and the SO other delicious recipes in
the K c Cook Book, copy of which may be
secured free by sending the colored certificate
packed in the 25-cent can of Baking Pow
der TO the JAoUEs MIRO. Co., Chicago
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-10-14

One OF life's disappointments Is think
ing up "A GOOD excuse and then finding
that you do not need TO make IL.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-10-14
An UnfrenzIed FInancler.

mo doubt" we say to the man who
has begun taking flyers In stocks, "by
this time you have become so used to
large deals that you can talk of mil
lions as II they we're hundreds"
YES" he confides, "and I've got SO
used to the markets that l can win
hundreds with more Joy than II they
were the millions I talk about"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-10-14
At Least.

Doctor" says the man who has
suffered paralysis of the arms, do
you think you can do anything for
me? VIII / recover TIE use of my
hands and arms?"
Why, think" says the doctor,
gravely, that already your right hand
Is improving, and that no doubt with
In a week you will be able TO sign
checks"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-10-14

Not Related.

Michael Mccarthy was suing the
Swift Packing company in a Kansas
City court
A colored witness was called did
you work at the plant?" he was
asked
"Yassir."
do you know the foreman and the
other officials?"
"Yassir."
What were your relations with
them?"
Now. look here" said the witness.
"Pnn black and they's white. They
amt no relations of mine. "-CleVe-
land Leader.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-10-14
THINGS VIII lake a Turn.

Ibid you hunt lions and tigers when
you were in African" asked the friend.
mo. We didn't have TO-" replied Lord
Shortbow. THE bloomin beasts
hunted us, doncher know Chicago
News.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-10-14

The witty mar o. the Middle Tenn
pie students said az city chop
house, Il won't pay Or steaks as/
to- r 'hers' No Wv can comp
me. They're not legal tender"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-29
800 BOYS IN
SCHOOL LEAGUE

About 500 school children have
enrolled their names ON the athletic
league books for toe season which
VIII commence October \.
Each school may have two teams.
divided into class A. for those
weighing over 800 pounds. and class
u. under 1870 pounds,
The schools entered are:
Glass A i0well formerly Colum
biai. West Seattle Green Laae.
Lougfellaw. Columbia City
Glass y South section. Central.
Cascade. Pacific Lowell. Madfoua
Waiia Walln. Minor.
Glass Is North section Day.
University Heights. luieflnke.
Greenwood. INTERPLAY. Seward. West
Woodland Park
The Lowell school ia the only
school 10 enter two teams.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-29
HOT BOXING MATCH
AT BALLARD CLUB

-Four boxing bouts and one wreat.
linz match ushered In the season At
the Ballard Athletic clab las, night
The Snappiest battle on the card
~aS the one between Hubbard aud
Emery. who shared donors go equal.
~ for three rounds that Referee
Harry Krant had 20 invite them 10
continue a few more uppercuts for
an extra round before be could enter
his decision In favor of Hubbard.
The men fought at if5 pounds.
N0vak beat Kelly AZ it5 pounds
In four rounds In a hard fought
contest Rothans easily made away
with Peterson IN three rounds at
100 pounds. and Donohue Eot the
decision over Fowler at lis pounds.
Johansson ~on two straight falls
from Kassner.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-29

CLEVELAND. Sept 20 Break.
ing into the AMERICAN league at the
flag end OF his first season In pro
fessi0nal baseball. Fred lFritzl
Handing. former University ~
Michigaa pitching star. made a
name for himself by shutting out
Washington. tanning eight batters
and doing y bat no other Cleveland
HEAVIER has accomplished this YEAR
beating Walter Johnson. con.
sidered by many the worlds great
est pitcher
Handing was the best college
pitcher Michigan ever had. and the
best In the colleges during his time
He left Michigan last season. d..
spite the appeals Of Coach Yost.
who wanted the husky youth for
hts Hurry Up" eleven. Handing
being a football star as well as
diamond hero
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-29
MAJESTIC THEATRE FREE

Watch the classified columns Of
The Gtar.
Some where there are two free
tickets advertised They viii be
given o The persons whose names
are u "a Toned In tho Cd These
names were picked from the Glree.
tory. ahey nay be your own.
There Is Always a good show al the
HLss tie. Read The Star classified
ads and '0et the Habit"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-29
KRANT WILL. REFEREE
BOXING MATCHES

Harry krani. the premier little
fighter OF Seattle. will referee five
bouts AZ the Labor Temple tomor.
row night At a smoker given under
the auspices Of the Transfers
Union.
Jack NoFak and Johnnie Kelly
will 60 II AT lf5 pounds. Willie
Vitro and Willie Darrell AZ 1915
pounds. Charley Owens aud Char.
ley Peterson at iiS pounds, George
Wagner and Luke Doree az 1856
pounds: Billy speek and Mike
Shannon at 1870 pounds This Il
the first smoker 81 the season
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-29

NEW YORK. sept 20 Packy Nc
Farland Is Gotham's chuiee ~ op
pose Champion Ad Woignai. as -.
suit Of his showing Tuesday against
Dick iiyland, of san Francisco In
his flEhi last night Mcfarland had
everything speed. stamina aud
cievrrncna lie landed at viii on
his adversary. and Jess willing Lad
than Hyland would have cried quits
long before the contest ended ny
land landed iunt two blows ~ any
importance II Mcfarland can make
the lightweight limit New York
sports aro willing 90 go broke that
he can wallop WolEast la any mum
Der ~ rounds +xXH
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-29

Handing Was discovered by
Scout hob Gnks in San Antonio this
year Although his record VAS any.
thing but brilliant. due chiefly 20
the fact that the youugstsr was far
from sell. be looked erod enough
"a Giiks AZ the drafi price. and was
picked accordingly
FITS adYcut "a the American
league was really wonderful lie
started of In the first Inning by
hitting two men and walking an.
other Before be- filled the bases
by hitting the second man he toss.
Ell out one man who sacrificed
Then be famed two men.
he allowed but six hits In the
last inning he struck out the three
men who faced him. Including an
emergency hitter. sent TO bat for
the catcher Taken BY and large.
Handing looks Ike che goods
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-29
EVEN MONEY ON
CARROLL TO WIN

SAN FRANCfscO. Sept 29--
Betting began today Of even money
On the Jimmy Carroll Sammy Kei
lar fight tomorrow night Consider.
able cash Was placed In the hands
81 the betting commissioner 20 be
waRercd on the result
Both boys wound up their train.
ing today
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-29
MORAN WINS
over MOORE

PHILADELPHIA. Sept 20
owen Moran said today that be
found Pal Moore very easy" ia the
battle that ended la Moorea dcfeat
here last night Moore fouied
Moran twice. but the llrltlahef
would not take advantage Of it and
went at his antagonist with new
ylgur lie put Moore out In the
sixth round
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-29
WIZARDS son AERE.

Young Jacob schaefer IT,. the %.
yearold son of the deceased wizard
ot the cue" will attempt TO follow
tn the footsteps ~ his distinguished
father The lad arrived ia Seattle
yesterday and will PLAY a number OF
exhibition games here
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-29

The Queen Anne high school
squad will play the Chanccllora this
afternoon on Queen Anne field Last
year the teams played to tie. DO.
and will settle their differences this
afternoon
The lineup OF the hill team " as
fnllowA Edwards and Melee. ends
Langdon and Foster. tackles. Ful.
yer and Williams guards. knowlea.
center. and Cook Bryant. Foster
and Casey. backs
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-29
bnOOKiNS STARTS


CHICAGO. Sept 20 Seeking IA
win a 10000 prize offered by the
Chicago Hecors Herald for a lone
distance speed flight. Walter Brook
inn started ln a Wright biplanc At
$3.50 a m today to ny 1877 miles to
Springfield he hopes a. finish The
flight without u stop.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-29
ALL THE UP-TO-DATE DOPE AND INSIDE.
INFORMATION ABOUT THE MEN WHO PLAY


Several interesting events were
shown nt the first monthly smoker
OF the Ballard Athletic Club last
night Eddie Hubbard won over
Emory la a fourrnund bout. Kelly
lost 30 Nowak IN four rounds. and
there werr other events.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-29
FOOTBALL.


~ New Haven.
Yale -. Western o.
A. Philadelphia.
University OF Pennsylvania is.
Dickinson o
A. Boston.
Harvard ~ Bates 0.
~ ithaca.
Cornell 60. Hobart o.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-29
For Tacoma.
FLY on the FLYER.

FosF H0uHa Trips Daily
Leave Seattle 80 e. and lQ.Es a m
SOS and 5fs . m
Leave 1aeofns--h - "a. ~. ana 1913.
ass and Tsf9 s. m
lgsr Dock. Seattle n p
Wharf Tacoma
y attic Tel. Main i7G Tacoma Tel.
lE1
Subject % change withost notice.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-29

PORTLAND. Ore. Sept - 1t
became known that Congressman
McCrrdie. owner Of the Portland
Pacific Coast franchise. has closed
a deal for a nvw baseball park.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-29
Pullman Revolving Bed-Seat Davenport
$3.50 Up
81 Now-S1 Weekly

One simple movement con-
vcrts thi, handsome Davenport
into a full-sizcd. luxurious bed.
equipped with heavy felt mat
tress and resilient springs ready
for a comfortable nights rest.
An ornament TO any parlor, and
positively shows no outward
signs OF serving a double pur-
pose.
We have an especially fine
showing OF these modern. at
tractive and useful articles of
furniture, and invite YOU TO call
and see them, whether OF not
you have any intention OF buy
ing Glad TO see YOU and be Of
service to you.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-29

Dance at Dresmlaud tonight
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-29
llliS pJ.JU NtIlieil Queeii
$3.50
$1.00 NOW-$1 90 WEEKLY

The Kitchen Queen shown here
is the best article of its kind made.
1t is constructed of the best materi-
ais, on square Mission lines; has fin
ished base, dust proof flour and
meal bins, two top drawers and
molding boards. As a Friday and
Saturday special we make the price
$500.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-29
stands supreme.

AT this where good
Where price
satisfaction
H
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-29

ocdrch Where you VIII, YOU II md
nothing to surpass Stickley Arts
and Crafts Furniture for appear
ance, service and comfort This
Rocker is a little gem, made with
movable automobile seat and the
best possible all-steel spring con-
struction; comfortable, handsome
the kind that'Il last for a genera
ton. We show this Rocker and
other Stickley productions in our
windows this week.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-11-19

NEW YORK.-That the New York
~ city government has. in some ways
at least, kept pace with the city's
growth as shown in the census re-
turns is manifest from budget study
compiled by the city statisticians. The
census returns show an increase in
the population of 3s7 per cent. In the
same ten-year period the city budget
has grown from $90,77S,972 to s163,-
030,270-an increase of over "a per
cent. The figures estimated for the
expenditure of the actual city, as
apart from the county, were for 1900
$79,201,7 1853. and for 1910 $15S, 1851
or "a per cent increase.
The increased cost in the city gov
eminent is partly accounted for, ac-
cording to the budget officials, by the
widened scope of municipal enterprise
For example. ten years ago the domes-
tic relations courts in Manhattan and
Brooklyn, the special schools for de-
fective children or tuberculosis pa
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-11-19
Greater New York's Increased Needs

tients and the establishment OF play.
grounds were entirely outside the pom
eral conception of what tie city gov
eminent should do
The expense OF maintaining ths
city's police force has Increased mora
than third in the decade. The board
of education now requires twice "A
much as in 1900-S2S 500 900, instead
of s14, 100000. The STRENGTHENING de.
partment spends so per cent more
s7,500,000, instead OF $5,00o.000 The
health departments appropriation has
grown 1925 per cent-from ST. $50, 600 to
S2,75O,000. The fire department costs
so per cent more-s6, $50 ,000 in place
of s4,s50000.
The figures seem to show that the
growth in church membership is 1.3
per cent ahead OF the population
growth. This growth, It Is estimat-
ed, is divided about evenly between
Protestants and Roman Catholics. AT
present it is calculated that there are
44O.7S3 Protestants to $50 .64S Roman
Catholics.
There are at least 66 separate Chris
tan bodies at work in New York, OF
which the four which obtain the larg
est tax exemptions on account of prop
erty are the Roman Catholic, the
Protestant Episcopal, the Presbyterian
and the Jewish.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-11-19

HHICAGO.-An unusual story of a
u lost heir to 100000 estate.
whose chance mailing of a souvenir
post card will bring him $4,000,
was revealed in the probate court
the other day. The man is Corne-
Illus Carney, now resident of Okla
homa City, who was thought to have
persisted in the San Francisco earth
quake and fire in April 1906.
The story he told in court ran
like this: He was born 80 years ago
In Troy, N. Y, a member of large
family whose head, John Carney, was
for more noted for his convivial hab-
Its than for his thrift and industry
Consequently the little Carneys found
life in Williams street alley a strug-
gle in which dirt and want were daily
factors. After being very bad for a
long time the condition of the Carney
family became worse, and Cornelius
was sent to a children's asylum
There wasn't much in life in Will
liams street alley but liberty-there
was plenty of that-and the compare
tive comfort of the asylum couldn't
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-11-19
Ants Are Driving Kansans From Home

now in evidence. Kiowa and other
towns In Harper county tell Of tho
visits of the ants.
Almost the entire residence portion
OF kiowa, town of more than one
thousand inhabitants, is in the grasp
OF untold millions of ants At first tho
earth seemed literally 10 be alive
with them. There were big ants, III
tie ants, red ants, blond ants ara
brunette ants. They all seemed to Do
hungry and they got into the houses.
Not content with the food in the pan
tries, they infested carpets, BEDS,
chewed clothing to pieces and caused
great deal of havoc.
Openwork stockings and porous IN
derwear had to be abandoned io'
closeknit clothing by the residents, De'
cause the ants didn't remain on lug
floor or in the beds, but swarmed osei
human beings.
In certain sections Of the town iahF
lilies actually moved out to get a"sy
from the ants, thinking ii was cneap.,
to move than to lose their househo''
goods Others are devoting their ulDs
TO fighting the pests by fumlgatlns W.
houses and inundating the hoorA
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-11-19

w CH1TA, Kan.-Grass h oppers,
W chinch bugs and Hessian flies,
and few other such pests, have visit.
ed Kansas in bygone days. eaten the
crops, trimmed the leaves of the trees
and driven more or less hardy pio-
neers back to their wives folks in the
East but never until this year have
ants in sufficient numbers been no.
ticed to cause people to desire to leave
their once happy homes in the Sun.
flower State.
From several towns come reports of
ants in such numbers as to cause ac-
tual worry by the inhabitants. The
people are not unaccustomed to the
little black ant and the red ant which
visit the sugar bowl occasionally, but
they can't account for the swarms of
all sorts and breeds of ants which are
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-11-19
Souvenir Postal Saves Heir $4,000

compensate Cornelius for the loss Of
his freedom, so when he was old
enough 20 care for himseIf-13 years
old, to De exact-Cornelius ran away
and started out to see the v.orld. After
several years of wandering Charley en-
listed in the United States marine
corps. he served for SIX years and in
that time visited every port you ever
heard of and more besides. Early.
in 1906 Carney was in China and wrote
home that he was sailing soon for
San Francisco. That was the last his
relatives heard of him in years.
In 1908 Mrs. Anna F. Baker. who
was Mrs. Carney's sister, died in Chi.
cago, leaving an estate OF 100000,
of which a considerable part went to
the Carney children, who had grown
up and prospered in Troy. To set
tie up the estate 1t was necessary to
find Cornelius alive or prove him
dead, and one was about as hard Q
task as the other. Finally the courts
decided Cornelius was dead-although
he was married and living in Okla
homa.
Within a short time Cornelius share
in his aunts estate would have gone
to Cook county, but just in the nick
of time Cornelius sent a souvenir post
card to his sister, Mrs. Lizzie Pratt OF
Troy, who at once wrote him that he
was an heir to his aunt's estate In
court Carney proved his heirship and
will get the $4,000 before long.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1910-11-19
Hog Raising a Social Eccentricity

Duchesses tired of the social whirl
60 there to commune with nature and
to enjoy the delightful luxury of plain
fare. Life on the farm will be almost
severe, for the spoiled darlings of So
ciety. They are not allowed to play
bridge or to smoke cigarettes within
the charmed walls of the farmhouse.
But there is nothing to prevent
countess from sneaking away to en-.
Joy Whit in the COW shed.
Titled farm hands may also dis
port themselves among the poultry,
and carry feed to hungry hogs. EI
perts are on the premises to teach bee
Keeping. bread making. how to run
a poultry farm and how to spin. II
isn't compulsory for countesses to kill
fowls for the market, though way
ward fancy may lead them to en-
liven their week-ends by waiting On
the pigs.