Arizona republican., 1910-04-24
LITTLE JAMES
Concerning a Feature of the Address of Colonel Roosevelt at the Sorbonne. ]

'1I was glad to notis. sez My Paw as he laid down his Paper las Mite. ." at our Distinguish Countryman an tn Mightiest Hunter of his Genera shun. Theodore Roseyfelt. give the French a well deserved Rosie in his Speache before 'em at tn Sourbun Uni versity. I hope at he told. to 'em in French or less at they could Under stand good Plane English sos fat they'd know what he was talkin' about.
 Fer more'n forty yeers it's been Seamless tn way tn French was let tin their Poppylashun run Down. Some FamblieS has dide out an all of 'em has DWindled down to almost Nothin. If a Famblv had as many as three children they was Spoke of as whole brood of 'em an if they was or moar it was d Fenommynom Most of 'em didn't have none. The Statistics shows at they is more French dies every year n they is French Babies Borned An yuly. By Resortin' to Mathymattix it's plane at tn French Race is runnin' to a Pint
 When Mister Rooseyfelt got to Par ris tn Parishioners took him around to see tn sites. They shode him tn Ark d'Tromp an tn Hi Waiter Mark left by tn Flood of the Sane. They let him see Napoieyuns Tune fum tn Out side an took him to tn place where tn CastSteel Prison ust to stand an tn Grave yard at Montmartry. They escorted him to Versales an brot him back an took him to tn Place d'Grief where they ust to pull Mallyfacters of Crate Welth an otherwise apart with Vile Horses till they found out at they could separate 'em Easier an Quicker with a Gillyteen.
 When they got started back to tn Elysium Pallas wun of 'em he sez Hole on We been showin', Mister Eooseyfelt all these here Historicle ole things an he ain't seen none of our Nacherle Curosities wit. Les tak6 him over to Mosheer q Recklouse's House where they jist got a Baby
 Mister Rooseyfelt seZ at he'd like to see a Baby wunst More He hadn't notised none sense he'd been in Paris an haden't seen nobody but middle aged an ole Fokes. When they got to Mosheer d'Recklouse's house an, seen tn Baby Mister Rooseyfelt he sez it looks Nacherle. Wun Frenshman sed at if he had time they'd take him out l into tn Environs of Paris where they ! was a-fambly at was reported to have Three Childern, Mister Roosevfelt sed | at he'd ruther see 'em an 10 go an ! look at Notter Damn.
 They was anuther F'renshman at | sez If Mister Rooseyfelt was agoin to | stay longer We mite git up a Excurshun | an go to Tours an Investigate a re- ported F'enommynom there of q Fambly 1 which has Six children rangin in age i rum a Infart to F yeers old-a regler | Litter of 'em.'
 Mister Rooseyfelt sez to his self | now I see my Dooty They's sich a : of Childern in France at they i is regarded as Projidies. I'll take up i this here Evle at my adress at the Sour i bun
 So he Incorporated into his Speach 1 this here remarX: Multyply an Re- i pleenish tn Earth. I don't clame no i fer this here order. fer it 1 was first give by as hi a Othorty as God hisself but it's a Good Thing an worthy of Reppytishun. If you French Persoo your present Soocidle Coarse they won't be enuff of you fer q Rej- | ment when you have your mex war with tn Germans which is malxin' 9 Spesh- ulty of Cultivatin' Sugar Beets an off springs. What you ort to do in this | Country is to git more StorX at work an Encurridge 'em to Bild Nests all over France.
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