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Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-02

eloping more than once, did you? "What made that stout man jump so nervous ly when the driver cracked his whip?" "Hes used to jumping when the whip cracks"
 'ls he in circus?
 'No, he's in the legislature First Loafer-Well low we ye got on through 'lection time?"
 Second Loafer-Shockin' Couldn't raise so much as fill O baccy out O nobody, fear of its bein' for bribery and c'ruppton "They tell me, |" said the innocent maid ''that your marriage was the result of love at first sight Is it true?"
 ''It is," answered the round -shouldered man, sadly. "Had been gifted with second sight, I'd still be in the bachelor class!' "Sir, heard you using the word 'iackass. ; Did you apply it to me?"
 "No, sir. Do you think you Ire the only jack ass in the world?'
 "Now children,' asked the teacher, 'what is the use of a calendar?"
 "Pease num- answered Willie, Git tells where you'd orter git yer life insured" ''We had an African explorer at the club last evening. He talked of progressive Abys- sinia'
 "Sounds interesting. How do you play ?'' ''Pa, said little George, ''I've chopped down your favorite cherry tree.''
 "That's good start toward the presidency, my son." responded wise Mr. Washington 'Now split it into rails.''
 ''Wot's yourn?" asked the waiter of a quick lunch patron.
 "Doughnuts and black coffee'' was the reply. And the waiter sent in the order to the cook by wireless "One in the dark an two rubber tires. ''
 The Young Man wish to thank you, sir, for giving me your assistance in persuading your daughter to marry me.
 The Old Man-Sir, was violently opposed to the match.
 The Young Man know it.
 A veritable graveyard The society editress of the Bisbee Review soemnly warbles:
 Twas the week before Easter,
 And all through the town,
 Not thing was doing;
 Not even sound.
 There was little fluff,
 And she wore little puff,
 And rat made of shoddy and of cotton;
 When they were there
 She looked very very fair
 And when they were not she looked rotten. 'Isnt stiffness the same as silence?" asks the little girl next door.
 "No indeed" explains the little girl next
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-02
4 THOUGHT FOR TODAY

4 THOUGHT FUR IUDHI There are RetHeS eUeryWhere, but SmOOb green grasses are more common StU. The blue of heoUen is larger than tue cloud.
 -BrOWRing.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-02

Rome and Roosevelt are synonymous these days.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-02

First Loafer-Well, low I've ye got on through 'lection time?"
 Second Loafer-Shockin' Couldn't raise so much as a fill O baccy out O nobody, fear of it's bein' for bribery and c'ruppton:
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-02

| 4 IHOUGHI run IODhI
 There are netHeS eUeryOhere, but smooth | | greeR grasses are more common SttH. The | blue of heaUen is larger thdn tue cloud.
 -Browning. Rome and Roosevelt are synonymous these days.
 ''rTo make baseball poetry is possible" as serts the Phoenix Republican. Yes, but it isn't likely to make hit.
 The Republican has heard that "Los Angeles may become competitor of Phoenix Now wouldn't that be awful!
 Outside newspapers quite frequently allude to Globes new $35,000 Elks home. Tack on another 5000, gentlemen.
 It's an i'll wind that blows nobody good The death of Justice Brewer will give Standard Oil and the tobacco trust new trial.
 ''Not on earth, runs headline in the Phoe- nix Republican. Probably the answer of the housemaid in the home of an aviator.
 People who have little to do generally are pretty busy stirring up things for those who are actively engaged in legitimate calings. The Phoenix Republican is gradually coming through It is now willing to admit that the new tariff law is partly to blame for the high cost of living.
 There is some consolation to be had in the fact that the coal miners decided to strike on the eve of summer rather than in the midst of winter.
 Of course if the E. F. X S. w. railroad is go- ing to hit "the'' points in Arizona we might just as well get ready to receive another rail road in Globe.
 In shipping through to Arizona from Los An geles and San Francisco in less than carload lots the railroad company will at least get its init on the money quicker.
 It is said that booze bon bons have struck Arizona. Evidently intended for Texas or some other prohibition state. Arizonans are still talk ing theirs straight.
 It is claimed that after the GreenIeaf slice is
 
 solidly democratic than ever before. But how about Greeneaf county?
 The Wells-Fargo Express company is to make voluntary reduction of rates. Now, if the com pany will give Globe free delivery in the resi- dence districts, all will be we'll
 While all the outside world apparently is tossed in snowstorms and blizzards and Cali fornia is deluged in rain, Arizonans are enjoy ing the best climate in the world.
 The Tucson Citizen is critised for defending Cannonism Why? The Citizen is a repub- lican newspaper and Cannon stands for all there Is and all there ever has been in repubicanism. While scouting around in the wilderness of Africa looking for things of unusual size, it would be interesting to know whether or no T. Roosevelt gathered unto himself a new big stick.
 There need be no fear. Democrats in the sen ate will vote for almost any kind of an old state hood bill. The responsibility for the defeat of the measure, good or bad, cannot be placed with the democrats
 Should Theodore Roosevelt be the next presi dent of the United States he will be the choice of
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-02

There was a little fluff,
 And she wore little puff, And rat made of shoddy and of cotton; When they were there
 She looked very, very fair, And when they were not she looked rotten.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-02

Twas in the gloaming and the young man had just stolen kiss. "Sir!'' exclaimed the fair maid, with an outward show of indgna- ton, ''you are heartIess thief!'
 ''That's right, " rejoned the bold young man, but you are to blame for it.
 'How am I to blame?"
 "You stole my heart" he answered.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-02

"Isn't stiffness the same as sience?" asks the little girl next door,
 ''No, indeed" explains the little girl nex door to her. "Silence is when there isn't any body at all in the parlor, and stiffness is what you don't hear when your big sister and hel beau are there.'
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-02

''They tell me, said the innocent maid, that your marriage was the result of love at first sight. Is it true?'
 ''It is, answered the round -shoudered man, sadly. "Had I been gifted with second sight, I'd still be in the bachelor class!'
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30

This ! did, but the load was great,
Far too wide for the narrow gate.
Now said the porter, TO make IL
less.
Discard that hamper OF selfishness.'
81 obeyed. though with much ado.
Yet still nor camel nor | got through.
"'Ah.' said the porter. your load must
hold
Some little package Of trust.in-gold.'
THE merest handful was all I had,
Yet Throw II away the porter babe
Then 10, marvel! the camel tall
Shrank to the size of the portal small
"And all my riches, a vast estate.
Easily passed through the narrow
gate."
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30
PACE ADS BRING
GREAT CROWDS
Crowley Miner & Co. Demonstrate
That Dog Days" Publicity Is
Very Profitable.

That IL pays to advertise and to
live up to the letter OF the statements
you make In the lad" was never more
fully realized in the long course OF
successful merchandising by Crowley,
Miner a. CO., than on Friday, when
the result of o full page advertise
ment in Thursdays Times and other
afternoon papers. was such as to
make even the members OF this we'll
known firm take notice.
For some time past IL has been the
custom OF the firm to make a special
ty OF Friday bargains, placing their
wares before the public in the press
of Thursday. At this season OF the
year most merchants lessen the
amount of their advertising for the
reason that the dog days are usual
ly dull shopping season. and coming
between what Is known In trade par
lance as the summer and fall goods, =
no special effort Is considered neces-
sary in the advertising field. Crow
ley Miner G Co. however, believe In
keeping at II all the time, and
throughout the hot weather have
continued to tell about their store
and their merchandise in big lads"
that have attracted the buying public
in such numbers that every Friday
the big establishment has been crowd
ed In every department. This week
the crush was unusually great and
at no time during the day from the
time the store opened at 3 o'clock un-
til Ii closed at $3.50 was there any
cessation of the incoming crowd OF
eager purchasers.
Our Friday business has doubled
within the past year and We believe
the secret TO be the fact that We adj
vertise genuine bargains and make
good on every one OF them" said Mr..
advertising manager
have AZ departments, and the man.
ager OF each is required to have ready
for the Friday bargains one or more
specially underpriced articles from
regular stock that can be purchased
at the figure named only on Friday.
A special merchandising expert
passes upon these articles to see that
they are exactly as represented. we
stand for truthfulness in our ads and
cndeavor to make good on every
article advertised in our store. As
the result of Thursdays advertising
we had one OF the biggest bargain
Fridays in our history.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30

foreign war draining the treasury. the
country reeking with the spirit OF
anarchy and now plunged into re-
ligious strife that may ALLEVIATE the
bulk of the population. King Alfonsos
throne is believed to be tottering and
the monarchy itself facing engulfment
in the impending upheaval.
Even among the staunchest Catho-
,Slics the cause leading to the presen:
crisis Is considered OF little import
ance. Recently the premier. I'm re-
spouse TO a general demand for great
er religious tolerance in Spain, issued
a decree permitting non-Catholic Or
CARNATIONS to display the insignia of
worship.
At the time the government and the
vatican were engaged in a revision Of
the concordat and the premier's action
so incensed the vatican that 1t served
notice that IL would abandon the re-
, vision unless the edict were revoked.
Canalejas warned the cabinet and the
king that compliance with the vati-
cans demand would mark the last
step In the decadence of Spain. The
cabinet, backed by Alfonso, refused
the vaticans demand and recalls the
Spanish ambassador to the vatican.
As result the entire nation Is now
in the throes of the greatest excite
Sment, with both the government and
the radical clericals claiming the sup
mort Of the vast majority of the pub
lie I'm the event OF war.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30

"Tannhauser" (Wagner) choruses,
"Damask Rose" and Rosemary st.
Louis Choral club, scenes from acts
III and w of Andres Chenier" (Gior-
danD; choruses, lie Cert du Bots" and
"Old Virginia." choral club; sextet
from Lucia Messrs HURT, Wright,
Dubois, Sutphen, Yingling and Eek
stein, of the band; choruses, Regina
Cocli" and "Alleluia' (Gregorian) +,
choral club; ballet music from
Faust (Gounod) choruses, "Impro-
peria," Everywhere" and "Comrade
Song" choral club excerpts from
"The Flying Dutchman" (Wagner).
49,
The following program Will be giv6n
In Gladwin park, Saturday afternoon
at 2:30 o'clock by Boos' military band,
with Miss Pauline Stitt as soloist:
March, Across the Pacific" (Fulton)
overture, La Gazza Ladra" (Ros-
sinD uncle Rastus,? characteristic,
(Clappe); Filtration" waltz move
ment (Steck); march, "The Guard
Mount" (Alexander); "A Hungarian
Romance" (Bendix); selection from
"The Fortune Teller (Herbert); in
termezzo, "Cupidietta" (Moses); Star
Spangled Banner.
49,
For the third week of their stay In
the Wayne gardens, Director Nedder-
meyer and his band will offer music
lovers several novelties and, as an
added feature, string quartet The
quartet consists of Mr.. Neddermeyer,
fret violin; Milton Lynas, second
violin; Ernest Kershay, viola, and
Ferdinand Gardiner, 'cellist They
will play Haydn's quartet No. 3 for
the opening program, Sunday evening.
Mr.. Neddermeyer is violinist of abil-
ity and studied with the famous Hans
Slit, of Vienna. Among the high-class
numbers to be played by the band
Sunday evening will be LISTS Les
Preludes,' Beethovens "Egmont,p
overture and excerpts from Gounod's
Faust" Miss Hazel Winans, whose
attractive voice and presence has es-
tablished her in strong favor, will re-
main another week as soloist. The
afternoon concerts OF the band are
free to the public, but in the evening
admission tickets are necessary and
women are not admitted unescorted.
yoh prsustua Ao.< rlrnf Tlrns~
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30

LONDON, July 30.-A crisis in
Spain Is believed near as the result
OF the recall OF the Spanish ambas-
sador TO the vatican and the order
for the return to Rome OF Monsignor
Vico, the papal nuncio at Madrid. The
Leader prints dispatch from Rome
that the Vatican has warned Spain
against becoming involved in a civil
war.
The Vatican declares that the Pope
can count on vast majority of the
eSpanish people remaining true to the
church and that war will bring a
speedy overthrow of King Alfonso
and either the elevation of Don
Jaime, the pretender TO the throne,
or the establishment OF a republic.
Torn by internal dissensions of al
most every sort. with political and
Tabor disputes threatening a crisis,
with thousands OF exiles camped
along the French border awaiting an
topportune time TO march to barcelona
and proclaim a revolution, with a
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30

TO go through the needles eye than
for the rich to enter the kingdom of
God" This astonished the disciples
very greatly; for they knew that the
majority of the religionists OF their
day belonged to the wealthy class. the
Scribes and the Pharisees. They re-
piled, who then can get into the
Kingdom, II these cannot?" Our
Lords reply was, with men this is
impossible. but not with God" Men
would be inclined to say that God
would find no one for the Kingdom at
all IL he rejected the rich.
In word, no rich man can get into
the Kingdom. He must give up every
thing to the Lord or else be barred
from place In the Kingdom. The
terms of acceptance are the same TO
the rich as to the poor. He who
would have the pearl OF great price"
must sell all that he has In order that
he may obtain 1t. The rich must give
up all to the Lord, and then as stew
ards OF their riches will be held re-
sponsible for their stewardship.
The following little poem describes
the needles eye, or small gate beside
the larger gate, through which the
camels might pass into the walled
city after shutdown and without any
of their burden. So the rich by un-
loading and becoming poor may have
access to the Kingdom
THROUGH THE NEEDLES EYE.
Tall was my camel and laden high,
And small the gate as a needles eye.
THE city within was very fair.
And and my camel would enter
there.
=" You must lower your load. the por-
ter cried,
You must throw away that bundle OF
pride. ,-
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30
CHURCH NOTICES.

JEFFERSON-AVE PRESBYTERIAN
Church--Corner Jefferson-ave. and RI
vard-st. Rev. A. III. Barr. pastor. mora
ing service, IL a. m. Rev. IT, S. Greves.
pastor Forty-third-st. Presbyterian
church, Pittsburg. Pa. will preach.
Stereopticon lecture In Newberry chap
ell at p. m. Subject, THE Unrest In
india All are cordially invited. Take
Jefferson or Trumbull cars
DIR. NJ d. EUBANK. OF China. will
preach at the Woodward-ave. Baptist
church on Sunday morning and even
ing.
FOREST. PRESBYTERIAN Church
Rev. Edward II. Pence, ID. D.. pastor.
Morning service at 1880. Sermon by
Rev. VIM. Patterson, ID. D.. OF Phila-
deiphia. The Earthly Tent and the
Heavenly House" Evening service al
7:30. Sermon by Rev. VIM, Patterson
The Excuse Factory" Sunday evening
service will be held In the church
house. Bible school at IL IN. In church
house. Westminster league at $50 d
m. In the church house.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30
Perfect
Health i:

The new thought health movement In this country
Is growing bigger every day. and Cosmopolitan is
ming series OF articles that subject each Of which
Is written by noted experimenter In the science of
keeping we'll. Upton Sinclair has already written one.
and many other equally eminent writers to follow.
Besides this, DR.. Woods Hutchinson is writing arti-
cles on the care OF babies which of extremely
practical nature for every American home.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30
"' T+- M gsZcIANs

The first appearance in Detroit of
that well-known southern organiza-
ton. the st. Louis Choral CLUB, OF st.
Louis, Mo, will take place Saturday
evening in the Wayne gardens, in con-
junction with Neddermeyer's concert
band. The club, under its instructor
and director, the Rev. FIR. Mazenetta,
is composed OF mems voices only and
Is. said TO be an unusually fine sing
ing society. The clubs program Of
choral numbers will be interspersed
with selections by the band, the COM
plete Offering TO include: Overture,
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30
Great

Every one Is interested IN what some BIG man
does. or has done. The Cosmopolitan Magazine i
fortunate In having been able to induce Poriro Diaz
"Dictator-President OF Mexico" to write his autob-
ography Besides that Cosmopolitan has secured the
autobiography of General Miles, whom military
perts abroad regard as a very great soldier Both
President Diax and General Miles have been makers of
history In the biggest Their autobiography
will appear In the Cosmopolitan.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30
Political
Graft

Under the general title Of What are you going 70
20 about it? Charles Edward Russell. the famous
investigator. socioogst and writer tells the story Of
political graft throughout the United States-how
legislative rottenness Is reaching Into the pocetbook
of the average citizen. In series of articles In tho
Cosmopolitan he makes big sweeping expose told
In dramatic style, Of public corruption he has
found 1t In various places In this country.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30
A FrIghtfuI Wreck

nj train, automobile Ut buggy may
cause cuts, bruises, abrasions, sprains
or wounds that demand Bucklen's Ar.
MICA Salve-earth's greatest healer.
Quick relief and prompt cure results
For burns, boils. sores OF all kinds,
eczema. chapped hands and lips, sore
IVES or corns, its supreme. Surest pile
~nre. At e. G. Kinsel: Central Drug
Stoe: Gay & Woceste.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30
Fiction
Stories:

You like good story-every one does whether it
be love story, adventure story, laugh story
tear story Among the fiction writers that the Cos
mopoiitan has been enabled get write stories for
you are: o. Henry, Bruno Leasing, Jacques Futrelle
Jack London Porter Emerson Brown, Alfred Henry
Lewis, George Randolph Chester, Sir Gilbert Parker
Agnes and Edgerton Castle and of others, all
of whom contribute more of their best short
stories. Then there Is Robert w. Chambers new
serial which will begin in the Cosmopolitan very
Watch for II.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30
Shoots Robber to Death.

WHITE PLAINS, N. Y, July 30
Protecting $3.50 OF his employers
money that he carried, Valentine Al
wanna, Spaniard, bookkeeper for
xCorello e. Merwin, orchid growers OF
1Mvmaroneck, early today shot and
killed Frank Vale, who, he says. at
tackled him with the intention of rob-
hing him
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30
|nUPTURE PLUNGEs
|SPA|N into STRIFE
| OVER RELIGION
king Alfonso Heeds His Premier's
Advice and Recalls His Ambassador
To Vatican-Pope Takes
( Similar Action.
Thousands Of Exiles Are Camped
Along Frontier Awaiting 0ppor-
tunity To Invade Spain.

ROME, July 3o.-Mgr. vIco, the
papal nuncio at Madrid. was re-
called today following the recall
by Spain Of Ambassador Ojeda.
This completes the severance Of
diplomatic relations between
Spain and the vatican.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30
Woman's
Suffrage:

Every woman In the country II interested In know
Ing the progress of the Woman's Suffrage movement
The daily newspapers keep them generally informed
as to what Is going In this country But they don't
know what the women of Europe doing. To
this question Cosmopolitan Magazine sent
Winifred Black to Great Britain to study the situa-
ton at first hand Mrs. Black has told the story In
wonderful presentation of the facts describing the
personalities of the leaders and the movement. abroad
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30
REAL HEARTY ENJOY

MENI
is obtained when travelling via D.
& c. Line. Just suggestion
Make the weekend trip to Buff
falo or Cleveland. Go Saturday
and get back early Monday morn.
ing. $3.50 Buffalo, $3.50 <leve'
land, Round Trip.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30

pin. the Rev, A. u. Boone. of Nsmphis.
Tenn, will preach IN the First church.
Sunday. Aug. z. the Rev. stephen
Northrup. OF Kansas city. Aug. IL. and
the Rev. Joshua Robbins. superinten-
dent OF Baptist missions In Michigan.
sunday evening services IN the
Grand River-ave. church will be dis
continued during August.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30

Lake Shore Ry, Sunday, July 81.
Also Toledo rs cents. Sandusky IL.
Train leaves Detroit 1902 a. m, also
for Toledo 2:45 p. m. Tickets to Cleve-
land good also on 900 p. m. train Sat
|urday. Particulars City Once. Opera
House.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30
Religious
Thoughts:

Harold Boce, whose work along this line OF In
vestgation Is the notable Of any Investigator OF
his time exposes the radical revolutionary religion
that is being taught In the womens colleges OF this
graduated into the word equipped with a religious
training that is startling, If not actually sensational
These articles running In the Cosmopolitan
Magazine.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30
RAPTIsT.

The Rev. M. ID. Eubank. a returned
China missionary, will preach In the
Woodward church, Sunday morn
ing and evening.
In the absence Of the Rev. F. T. Gall
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30

Sob Printing done right. Timss
1tsS. or City 33sb.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30


Eugene v. Debs, Socialist orator ~ y
three times candidate for the prop)( X a
cy, is i'll in a Rochester. MINI, n
pital. ", 4, "a
Although II IL announced that pc| 3
condition Is serious, the exact Gonp4
OF his illness has not been 1enxDoQ
No one Is allowed to see him ozocI
his wife, who has remained q hio oeo
side. w &, *
Special Round Trip Excursion 1870
Grand Trunk Railway oyeeesa.
IN Sunday. July sfst. a
Orchard Lake ~;
Walled Lake -89E
Lakeland 4SJ4'
Jackson v4.yV
pontiac. Oxford and Northern ~,
North Branch 4k64'
Caseville &3s9V
Special train leaves Brush-at o4Dot
at 1880 a. m. Passengers are. yoQpooe
ed to purchase tickets In advances ~
the City Ticket once, and X not pep6.
money will be refunded. {
City Ticket Office, ia WeodWtose.
ave. Phone M. 80. 81
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30
~ faEse6s mHaEN
le aAAsssH9AA N's 5ssMauz
THE CAMEL AND THE NEEDLES EYE.
Isns-2e.-Au.ust ..

a. suffer little children them not
of such is Kingdom Heaven"
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30
IN THE CHURCHES.
pnEsnyTrprAy.

The Rev. William Patterson. Of Phil
adelphia, Pa, who Is occupying the
pulpit OF the Fort-st. church during
the absence OF the Rev. r. II. Pence.
NIL preach sundaL morning on TIE
and in the evening on The Excuse
Factory" Dr. Patterson will give a
stereopticon lecture In the church
the Irish" Another illustrated story In
the series, The Life OF Christ" will
be given Wednesday evening, Aug. 3.
In the church house. on the subject.
ciples."
The Rev. u. g. Greves. OF the Forty
third-st. Presbyterian church. Pitts
burg, Pa. will preach Sunday morn
Unrest OF India" will be the subject of
the free stereopticon lecture in New
berry chapel. Sunday afternoon, at =
o'clock.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30
MIACELLANEoIra

In the gospel tent at Grand River
and Avery-aves.. Evangeiists Muir and
Touzzeau Will continue the nightly
ternoon, at $3.50 o'clock. will conduct a
special bible study on The Great Day
OF Atonement and What II Typines."
sunday evening, at 1870 o'clock. the
held
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30
CoNGREGATTONAL.

CONGREGATIONAL.
The Rev. Frank Hodgdon. OF Des
Moines. Ia, will preach In the First
church, Sunday morning.
". VI. e. A.
The Rev. T.. Il. Cutler. OF the Four
teenth-ave. Baptist church. will adj
dress the mems meeting, Sunday after
noon. at $3.50 o'clock.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-30

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