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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-09-01
HUAOR or THE DAY

Blobbs-Harduppe says he can trace his
family back 300 years. Slobbs-Yes; and
l dare say he can trace some of his debts
quite as far.-Denver Times.
"A woman's back is her chief JOY" las
to how?" Between taking it to the doc
tor and the dressmaker, 1t keeps her
busy louisville Courier-JournaL
crowd around made it look like a riot"
What was the matter?" s'Smith's cook
was leaving and his neighbors were hang
ing around waiting to hire her"-Buffaio
Express.
Reporter-.What did you do when you
my might and the lion ran with ali his
mane.-Judge.
Still contributing to the magazines?"
mo. 1 concluded that the wiping out of
the postal deficit wasn't up to me-
Philadelphia Ledger.
DO you think your husband died hap
py?" IT haven't any doubt of it. He
aid
Angry Father Ito son)--You never saw
was boy. Flippant Son-No, dad, never
did.-Boston Transcript.
why do you think the milkman is SELL
ing us condensed milk, dear?" Because
two quarts of it just fits a quart jar
Houston Post.
Plate Layer (to passenger who has
stop express)-Jumped out, did Yer? Wot
for? Passenger)-Crowd of golfers in the
carriage; couldn't stand another two hours
of their shop.-London Punch,
My new refrigerator has temperature
constantly in the neighborhood of the
visitor, who was warm and thirsty looked
up with great interest as he inouired:
Have you-er-have you any proofs?''-
Jinks-I saw something cheap at a bar
gam counter today. ,Binks-What was
New York Press.
Goldsmith was writing 1.-The Deserted
day after he cried. All agreed II was
an excellent hkeness.-New York Sun.
go home to lunch the first month of their
married life."-Detroit Free Press.
Blobbs-Why is your actor friend so
pulled up? Slobbs-He has had a cigar
actors have slobbsNYes: but this o is g
Decent cigar.-Philadelphia Record.
in such reduced circumstances that she
has to cook the canary" Sad sad !"
But the worst is yet to come. She has
to build the fire with the rubber plant
Washington Herald.
Blobbs-Young Bjones is thoroughly
convinced that acting is his walk in life.
Slobbs-Well, he'll probably get all of II
he wants.-Phfladelphia Record
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.
IFrom the New York Press.J
Easy come to call hard to get to go
away before dinner.
The way q woman wants you TO love
her Is to say 1t to her over and over
again.
The reason a man seldom ever takes
a drink except at home is that's the
place he tells It.
The fun taking trip to Europe is the
tone of voice in which you can speak OF
1t to those who didn't.
gir1 can convince man he's in love
with her good deal easier before th&Y
are married than after.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-09-01

George S. Myers died in ST. Louis the
other day and left few million of dol
lars behind him. He did nothing more
than to make a certain brand of chew
ing tobacco famous. But this was
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-09-01

The cholera which has been ravag-
ing Russia has spread over into Ger
many. But just watch the manner IN
which the plague will be handled ana
checked bv the Germans.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-09-01
FRON OTHER PENS
OIL FUEL IN STEEL PLANTS

or. FIJEI. IN STEEL PLANTS
zeo1ogists and other experts difter
as to the period that must elapse be-
fore the coal fields now actively min
ing will show signs Of exhaustion. Vast
areas of coal deposits exist In Alaska
China and elsewhere which remain I'M
touched. but approximately 400 years
is the lowest calculation of the time
required to consume the coal oeposlts
of America and England at the present
rate of consumption
In the meantime vast changes in the
production of power for manufacturing
purposes are certain to take place:
Streams in all parts Of the world viii
be utilized for generating electr1clty.
Problems relating to the TRANSMISSION
of the current over long distances with
a. minimum leakage are engaging the
attention of electrical engineers. A
solution will surely be forthcoming
A century, hence the smoke nuisance
in cities may not be UNDERSTOOD lol
the simple reason that all power useo
in factories and heat for domestic pur-
poses are likely to be supplied by wa
ter-generated electricity. The produc-
ton Of coal has already become so ex.
nensiye that experiments in the use OF
oil as fuel IN steamships and war YES
sells have made considerable progress.
Relative success appears to nave at
tended these trlals.-F Iiiieuei Pima
Press.
GREAT GERMAN STRIKE.
Germany is admired for her indus
trial efficiency and her statesmanlike
labor legislation, but the strike prob
lem battles her as it battles less sc1en-
tificaIlv governed countries. Just now
her shipyards are all deserted and idle;
a strike. a lockout and a counter-str1ke
have tied UP her great shipping INDUS
try. - 49,.
The employers complain that the
workmen have acted unreasonapIy ana
under the political" promptings OF
agitators and social democrats. VINO
have their eye on the next Reichstag-
The strikers assert that they had defl-
mite grievances, and that the masters
ordered a lockout prematurely and un-
Justly. The press is trying to get at
the true inwardness of the flgnt, Whlie
the imperial government is helpless
All the labor laws on the stature
hooks all the insurance schemes all
the agencies for relief and prevention
of unemployment. with all the good
thew have done, have not sufflced TO
avert a serious deadlock which threat
ems the prosperity of a great national
Industry Nor do they suffice to elm
mate the danger of sympathetic strikes
and ockouts.-Chicago Record-Her-
aid
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-09-01

Still contributing to the magazines?,
No. concluded that the wiping out of
the postal deficit wasn't up to me-
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-09-01

DO you think your husband died hap
py?" II haven't any doubt of it. He
was killed by foul ball from the bat of
aid
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-09-01

Reporter-What did you do when Won
met your first lion? Teddy-I ran with ali
my might and the lion ran with ali his
mane.-Judge.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-09-01

MY new refrigerator has a Temperature
constantly in the neighborhood OF the
fTesszins point" said Colonel stillwell The
up with great interest as he if1ouired:
Have you-er-have you any proofs Pr
Washington Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-09-01

Angry Father Ito son)-You never saw
me getting in a scrape like that when /
was boy. Flippant Son-No, dad, never
did.-Boston Transcript.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-09-01

Plate Layer Ito passenger who has
jumped from the London-Plymouth nom .
stop express)-Jumped out, did yer? Wot
for? Passenger)-Crowd of golfers in the
carriage; couldn't stand another two hours
of their shop.-London Punch
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-09-01

Blobbs-Harduppe says he can trace his
family back 300 years. Slobbs-Yes: and
| dare say he can trace some of his debts
quite as far.-Denver Times.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-09-01

why do you think the nnilkznan is SELL
ing us condensed milk, dear?" because
two quarts of 1t just fits a quart jar
Houston Post.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-09-01

Jlnks-l saw something cheap at a bar
:. gam counter To-Day. Binks-What was
It? Jinks-A man waiting for his WIFE
New York Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-09-01

"A woman's back is her chief joy." '.As
to how?" Between taking it to the doc
tor and the dressmaker, 1t keeps her
busy."-Louisville Courier-Journal
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-09-01

It just passed Smiths house and a
What was the matter?' Smiths cook
was leaving and his neighbors were hang
ing around waiting to hire her."-Buffalo
Express.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-09-01

Blobbs-Young Bjones is thoroughly
convinced that acting is his walk in life.
Slobbs-Well, he'll probably get all of IL
he wants.-Phfladelphi Record.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-09-01

Goldsmith was writing The Deserted
Village" Got the idea from Reno the
day after, he cried. All agreed It was
an excellent Hkeness.-New York Sun.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-09-01

If you have fool theory and want
some one to agree with you, get
drunk. and you will meet with sue
cess. Any normal man will say. yes"
certainly" and "of course to a
drunk, rather than listen to his maud
lin argument.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-25
KETCHUM INSTALLED
COLONIAL MANAGER

Salt Lake. March 24.-John Cort,
president of the Northwestern Theat-
rical association. was In Salt Lake
yesterday. and while here appointed
Ben Ketchum manager OF the Colo
nial. Mr.. Kotchum has been manas'
Ing that theater since the retirement
OF r. A. Grant two months ago
Mr.. Ketchum is the youngest of the
managers OF Mr.. Cort's many houses
throughout the country. but is enc
OF the most popular. He came to
Salt Lake City from Seattle TO act as
treasurer OF the Colonial, and his ad-
vancement in the Cort forces has
been rapid. He entered tho employ
OF the Northwestern association seven
years ago when only boy
Since coming to Salt Lake Mr..
Ketchum has made many friends by
his affabIe manner and his efforts to
please the public That he VIII re-
main as manager is source OF graft
flcation to all the patrons OF tho
house
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-25
What About Gas for
Cooking This Summer?

If wait until the warm you will be late and have
10 take your turn People coming day asking
mains to be laid their two weeks to
thirty days to lay get gas your resi-
dence.
The works will be will be ready
to take orders for customers Don't wait
and to get the next
From the outlook estimate that
ter heaters will be required for this demand
You KNOW that thinking gas why delay Come
early and arrange for needs get to enjoy
comfort Of gas cooking you building home ALWAYS
include the pipes for cooking heating contractor
charge these the first plans
will all the pipe work and arranged
erly, free of
UTAH LIGHT G. RAILWAY COMPANY
Decker, Local Manager
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-25
MANY GOOD CLAIMS
IN JARBIDGE CAMP

Salt Lake. March 24.-Harry C.
Beeson, writing from Jarbidge camp
TO a friend In this city, states that
he has been over the district in good
shape, and that he is satisfied that
there are good opportunities for mine
making In many OF the prospects al.
ready staked out He states that To-
cations have been made promiscuous-
ly, without regard to surface or uD-
derground showings. and that 1t Is
likely that many valuable relocations
will be made during the coming sum-
mer
The Bourne property he states, has
some good showlngs. the big ledge
apparently carrying much free milling
gold ore. There are but few men
working in the camp. however, and un-
I'll operations are commenced on q
larger scale and the ground has been
moro fully developed. 1t VIII be diff
ficult to tell Just what the future Of
the camp will be.
Tho formations have so far been a
puzzle to old time prospectorS and
miners. and rock which has been
judged worthless has, when assayed.
given good returns In gold values.
There are about 1000 men in the dis
trict az present, Mr.. Beeson says, and
though 1t Is somewhat difficult and
expensive to get supplies and provl-
sions in. he Is satisfied that as soon
as the proposed Elko road Is opened
transportation difficulties will be sat.
isfactorily adjusted
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-25
MARKET FALLS
INTO STAGNATION

Now York. March 24.-The profes.
sional room traders in stocks had
practically abandoned their futile ef-
forts to move prices by tho early af-
ternoon today. when the market
lapsed Into stagnaton.
Concern over the political outlook
was advanced as the reason for the
morning selling In continuation OF
yesterdays movement. A large part
Of the selling WAS said to Originate in
IN Boston. where Tuesdays congress
sionA election was OF most effect In
ite influence on, opinion regarding the
elections last fall. The conviction
over next falls results. however. did
not serve to confirm the sellers In
their determination TO stay short OF
stocks for three days of a closed mar
ket The obscure money outlook was
a dissuasive influence on stock opera
tons. The domestic interior has
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-25
FAvOR|TE'S DEFEAT
FEATURE OF CARD

Jacksonville. Fla. March 2f-The
feature OF the card today was the de-
feat of Boca Garnde, the even money
fayorite on the fourth race. Re-
suits:
First race. four furlongs-Clay won,
Kearncy second, Tallahassee. third.
Time, 19 2-5.
Second race, six furlongs-Intimate
won; Marie Hyde second; Amyle.
third. Time 1;14 1-5.
Third race, seven furlongs-Fond
Heart. won; Skye. second; Comedi-
enne, third. Time 1:27 S-5.
Fourth race, mile and an eighth
Taboo won; Woolwlnder. second; ;
Boca Grande third. Time 1853 l-5
Fifth race. seven furlongs-Home
Run won: Furnace second; Pinte.
third Time l:26 5-5.
Sixth race, mlle-Captaln Swanson
won; Allan Fearn. second, Snug,
third Time l;41 3-5.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-25
o o o CURES
sZ9e 0Do Cd SKIN DISEASES

tho outor sensitive
6nos ah which are mesdded thousands Of small blood vessels & II
tho daeront glands and iyphate Thus the skin kept healthy
impurities and
circulation its noshing diminished and In
with heathfu
the
soothing
acids
corpuscie
by
Of
iroe m WI"
SWIFT ATLANTA ca
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-25
LANDS TOPIC OF
|. FOREST MEETING

Missoula. Mont. March 24.-The
most important subject considered at
the meeting Of National Forest Sup.
eryisors In this city today was that
Of opening agricultural lands within
tho national forests for settlement un,
der the homestead law. The discus
sion dealt principally with the prob.
lem of properly and fairly classify,
Ing the lands and determining which
are strictly agricultural and suitable
for settlement The burden of opin-
Ion was that it would be difficult to
tell just where aud how to draw tho
line.
Permanent improvements on Ma
tional forest reserves" was the sub.
ject OF tho morning session which
was handled by Elors Koch. supervis.
or of the Lolo forest and Supervisor
Page S. Bunker.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-25

been shipping currency TO Now York
on balance during the week. but With
dPawals on Sub-trcasury operations
have been somewhat larger. Another
reclinc in British consols made new
low record for the year and also since
1907. The New York city liz per
cent bonds were slightly steadier to-
day, but did not rally to the subscrip-
tiou price. United States Steel was
under some early pressure In connec-
tlon with the reports OF yielding
prices for iron under the active COM
petition of producers to secure orders,
Bonds were easy. Total sales, par
value, se,62l. 900. u. S. bonds were
UNCHANGED on call.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-25
WESTERN PACIFIC
RESUMES TRAFFIC

Salt Lake, March 24.-Train ser
wee on the Western Pacific road has
been resumed over the regular route,
according to report nj the COM
pany's ofIlce hero today Since Feb
ruary 27, when flood waters wished
out large sections of track IN Nevada.
the company has been detouring
trains over part of the Southern Pa
cific tracks.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-25
GET FREE TICKETS
To the Ogden Theater for Any Show
This Month-TWo 81 Tickets.
by Paying Your Subscrip-
tlon In Advance.

To all persons paying three months
subscription in advance. We will give
one ticket, and to personsApaying six
months In advance We will give two
onc-dollar tickets for any Of the fol.
lowing big shows at the Ogden thea,
ter;
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-25
PLAY CLOSE GAME.

Oakland, Calf, March 24-The
home run of Harry Wolverton land
ed of the delivery of his former part
ner Doc White. won the game for the
Oakland team of the Pacific coast lea
quo against the Chicago White Sox
No. 2 this afternoon By score OF l
to O.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-25
DENY THAT GIRLS
HAVE [EPROSy

Salt Lake, March 24.-Whlle the
rumor thar two young lady students
at the University OF Utah are quaran.
tined for leprosy In The eastern part
OF tho city pending an Investigation
by an eastern specialist has gained
wide circulation. 1t was this morning
emphaticalIy denied by President j. T,
Kingsbury OF the university, DR.. S. G.
Paul. city health commissioner DR..
T, 3. Beatty. secretary OF the state
board of health and others,
The student body was excited at
the report when the story was circu-
lated at the university this morning
Students crowded the halls discuss
Ing the story The instructors and
President Kingsbury were besieged
with questions. The fact that some
of the buildings were fumigated last
night because one or two students
were reported TO have scarlet fever
did not help the matter any.
Ridiculous, Says PRECEDENT.
In discussing the matter, President
Klngsbury said.
Such rumor is absolutely ridicu-
lous and II is remarkable that 1t
should gain such a wide circulation
The report of any contagious disease
comes directly TO this office. Any re-
port that there Is leprosy at the uni
versity is absolutely false. and we
wish to have II emphatically denied
We hope that no one will get the im-
preston that there is any truth in
It,"
Miss Lucy Van Cott. dean of the
women. said:
Tho rumor that there is leprosy
in the school is false and absurd. and
it should be denied We know the
condition OF every girl in the school,
and IL anything OF this nature oc-
CURED il would come TO our notice at
once Any one who is responsible for
starting snoh O report ought to be
dealt with severely"
There Is Only One 6romo ouInine
mi
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-25

Carrot seed should be covered one
half TO an inch deep and thinned to
three to six inches apart in the row,
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-25

There Is Only One 6romo ouinine
That Is LAXATIVE BROMO QUIN-
INE. Look for the signature of e. w.
GROVE. Used the world over to
cure cold In one day. 25c.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-25

Jere F. LiIlis. the Kansas City bank
er who was assaulted by Jack" Cuda-
hay few weeks ago In Kansas City,
went through Albuquerque on his way
to California
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-25

I'VE will win this strike, Not
striking member OF our organization
has returned TO work since the strike
order was issued except those whose
employees have granted our demands
said J. ]. Pielffer. secretary of the
United Brotherhood of Leather Work.
ere OF Horse Goods
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-25

The American cruiser Tacoma sail
cd from Colon for Bluefields yester.
day.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-25

Resenting aspertions on the moral
ley OF their womenkind who attend
dances, 200 citizens of Porterville.
Calf, last night assailed Leroy Clark,
an itinerant preacher. with eggs and
drove him down the street. He was
rescued by the sheriff and thirty depu'
tics but warned today to leave town
by q delegation OF citizens. when he
swore out a warrant against one OF
the egg hurlers,
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-25

Speaker Cannon has announced the
appointment Of Representative Foster
(Rep) Vermont, 10 succeed the late
Representative Perkins OF New York
as chairman OF the committee on for
eign affairs.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-25

In far better condition than when
he left San Antonio. Tex, where he
went for the benefit OF his health,
Thomas F, Walsh, the Colorado mil
lionaire, reached Washington, Thurs
day His special train came In over
the Southern railroad at s o'clock this
morning. at which hour Mr.. Walsh
was up and dressed and ready TO pro-
ceed to his home
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-25

Sam Falocne, black hand operator
was shot through the heart and In
stantly killed shortly before O'Clock
this morning In q fight at Pueblo
with sherlft's posse headed by Un
der sheriff Warren Hill A companion
of Falcone escaped on horseback. but
is believed TO have been wounded.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-25
LIVE WIRES

Trouble is brewing between Chile
and Peru. The charge affaires Of
Peru left Santiago yesterday and Unit
ed States Minister Pierpont at Sant-
ago, In communication to the state
department, says considerable ex-
citement aroused in consequence of
the severance OF diplomatic rola-
tions.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-25

Canada has decided to approve the
waterways treaty with the United
States senate rider. provided that ex.
listing rights OF Riparian owners on
the St Mary's river at the 500 in
either country shall not be interfered
with Canada had declined to accept
this rider and the treaty was not
adopted.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1910-07-08
SAYS REPUBLICAN PARTY HAS
MADE GOOD ALL ITS
PROMISES.
HAS ACCOMPLISHED MUCH
In a Signed Statement President SayA
Country Has Best Railroad Bill
Ever Passed and Party Has
Coed Record. -----@.

Cincinnati, June 23.-An a signed
statement in The Times Star, Presi-
dent Taft is quoted today as follows:
Washington, D. CT am elated at
legislation which has been enacted by
this congress-. It has fulfilled he
pledges Of the party. 1t is a great sat-
lsfaction to me that we have accom-
plished SO much. 1t has the custom
in tire past to try to fulfill party pledg-
es during the first regular session Of
congress.
w now have the best railroad reg.
ulation law we ever had. Provisions
for the supervision of capitalization
We're omitted, but this does not mean
that they have been abandoned. A re-
effort to enact them will be
made at the next session. l think the
party in power has enacted legislation
which will insure greatly to its benefit.
1t has kept it's contract. The 0 n
gross which is now closing its first
regular session has one what it'prom-
sed the people to do and the republic
can party has a good record to take
% the people in the coming election"
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1910-07-08
Three Hundred Poisoned,

Vienna, June 21.-Poisoning Of the
waters Of a spring near Trau, in Dali
malta, is responsible for the death Of
three religious processionists, the
probable fatal illness Of 200 others
n the serious condition of at least
another hundred. The hospitals at
Trau are today crowded with victims
Of the poisoning outrages.
During a religious parade yesterday
In the Trau diocese the procession
passed a famous alkaline and sulphur
spring. The day was hot and the
processionists broke ank and rushed
to the spring. In the disorder one OF
the attendants at the spring was
trampled and killed.
The thirsty paraders drank of the
waters and three died within a few
hours. Others became violently i'll and
the religious observance was aban-
doned, the priests turning their atten-
ton toward caring for the stricken
men, women and children.
Fifty Of the processionists were
placed under arrest today. charged
with the murder of the attendant. No
clue to the poisoning has been found.