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Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02
GOOD Jokes
TOUGH JOB

The old major had been on an ex.
tended trip up non" Now he was
back In tn general store Of the vii
lage telling of his travels
And Niagara Falls. subj" he began
wildly. What could be a grander
sight? To think of the vast, inc on.
ceivable power in those millions OF
tons of water that dash over the
rocks! Ind then to think that those
falls are harnessed by mere mani"
The major paused for breath and
the old colored man. who had just
come in with a pail of eggs, looked
interested.
"Maiah!"
Yeas. Sam?"
Who was de gen'man Diet har
messed dem deb falls?"
"Why-er--Sam, can't Just remem.
Der his name But why are you so
anxious to know"
"Ah was jus. thinkin' majah"
Thinking of what, old mann"
"Thinkin' what Aid give to see Diet
german try en- harness dat OIL, OF
mule All bought FUN de bankrupt cir.
Gus last spring. Tee.hee!"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02
His Views on Suffrage.

When the female canvasser asked
the old farmer to sign a petition In
favor OF a woman's movement he eyed
the document for a while with suspi-
cion. mo. I'm again It," was re-
ply. with the emphasis of man who
had had some domestic infelicity. "A
woman who's allus a-movin' is allus
a'gettin' In trouble II you've got any.
thing to keep her quiet I'll sign IT,"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02
Ingenuity.

Rays-How does Splitter expect 70
get his divorce?
Hays-By proving the illegality OF
his marriage.
Rays-iiow will he prove that?
Hays-First by showing all mar
riages are lotteries, and then calling
attention to the fact that the Su.
preme court has ruled that all lot
teries are Illegal.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02
you NEVER CAN TELL.

Oh, the primmest little naid.
Just the most precise ~ misses:
Never thought of love. she said.
Took no sort OF stock In kisses
quite Immune to Cupid's darts,
Laughed at hosts Of suitors signing.
When they told of aching hearts
All such symptoms sun decrylng.
But all this was long ago
Wen should say, twas last summer:
You read the account. ! know
In the papers-'twas a hummer.
How sho managed to elope
with a curly-headcd actor.
In TINS stunt OF hers. | hope.
Common sense was not a factor.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02

unsuccessful attempts to regain his
freedom.
Photographic records of testimony
IN will case were taken in Boston
for use at another trial, II permitted
by the court. This unusual procedure
was the result of the illness of one
of the principal witnesses, who was
Obliged to undergo a surgical opera
ton Immediately after giving evi
dence. Should II be necessary to In.
troduce these records, the attitude OF
the court toward them will be of To-
terest to the legal profession gener,
ally. for 1t might serve to create a
precedent.
Nuncupative or oral Wills. the right
to make which lies only with sailors
at sea or soldiers In the field, are
somewhat rare, but one was admitted
to probate In Kings county last De.
cember by Surrogate Ketchham. This
win was made by George o'Connor.
chief engineer OF the steamship Dor.
othy, while the vessel was In mid.
ocean. All that he said was: Every
thing that | have belongs to my daugh.
ter, Lizzie" and the will was proved
with the aid of two witnesses, the cap
tain and first officer of the Dorothy.
Army history was related In the
Will OF Brig. Gen. LOOMS l.. Langdon.
who died on January 7. One para.
graph read:
Il give to my son, Captain Lang
don. the silver tea service presented
to me by the citizens of Brownsville.
Tex, for what they termed my dis.
interestedness and patriotic services
as they kindly chose to characterize my
action during the absence of the Rio
Grande garrison In organizing the cit.
liens of Brownsville into an effective
force and assisting In defending their
lives and property against the attack
OF the bandit. Juan Curtinas, for
which received the thanks of the
citizens"
His saddle also went TO his son with
this comment:
The saddle used during the great
Civil war was on the horse that was
killed under me in the battle OF Olus-
hNN' VI OSShu IOuu, IA, OH FeDTu-
airy 20. 1864. The horse was hit FIVE
times. and one or two shots went
through the saddle. but the bullet
holes are concealed by a new cover
OF leather which was put on the sad
die"
Not infrequently you hear OF PEG.
pie who have been rewarded In Wills
for a kind act long forgotten, except
by the person who experienced It
In all probability little information
about King Edwards will Is likely to
come TO light, for there IL no law in
England to compel the probating OF
such kingly document British SOY.
ereigns are permitted to purchase
property with the funds OF the privy
purse, and they have the right to dis
pose of their personal estate without
publicity. II is related OF George H.
that. with the consent OF his minis
tiers. he burned the will OF his father,
George L., because II contained certain
scandalous requests to court favor
ties. and II ia not improbable that 9th
er old kings adopted similar measures
when they were deemed necessary to
preserve the reputation OF the reign
ing house.
That new dance, the airship glide
muaf mot no a hraa Rdnuu
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02
rhe Retort Courieous.

young woman had fallen upon tho
recovered pavement and man
stepped forward to offer his services.
ALLOW me-" he began, but his feet
slipped and he fell fiat upon his back.
Certainly" responded the young
woman, gravely
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02
Right in the Profession.

Gunner see MacHamm, the ORA
matte star, has built an airsbip.
Guyer-Yes, and he calls II "The
Stage
Gunner Why did he give II such
queer name? Doesn't resemble tho
stage, does IL?
Guyer-Yes; 1t has wings and flies.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02
Az They Do at plnner Tim.

81 want this floor repaired from the
parlor to the diningroom." said the
housewife to the tramp carpenter
"Yes'm, but when do | get some.
thing to eat?"
when you repair TO the dining.
room"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02
Three Balls.

Stubb--The best umbrellas to put
up quickly are those with the patent
steel spring.
Penn-H'ml have found those with
a gold handle the most convenient TO
put up"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02
NOTHING Conclusive.

ida--Do you suppose that MIR
Worther really has serious Intentions
regarding Doty?
Clara-He must have; he's praisins
her all the time-says she's worth her
weight in gold
Ida-Oh, there's nothing conclusive
about that; Doty could be weighed on
"A pair OF postal scales.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02
Rivalry.

Squire Durnit-I notice they's lots
more funerals In your town than we
are having in Lonelyville.
Uncle Welby Gosh (of Drearyhurst)
Yes; people seem to kind o. hate
the dee Of bein found dead In your
village.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02
A Born Diplomat.

His Wife--John, yesterday was my
birthday and you never even thought
to bring me "a box Of candy,
Her Husband-Tm sorry, my dear.
but there isn't thing about your ap-
pearance to remind me that you are
d day older than you were a year ago.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02
InformatIOn cheerfuIly lmpartsd.

Mrs. ugwater-Josiah, what is an
autobiography?
Mr. Chugwater-lts the story OF a
mans life. written as he thinks Il
ought TO be. Couldn't you tell that
from the word itself?
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02
A BIunder.

"A Detroit minister says that hell IL
full OF peek-a-boo waists"
"A queer statement for a minister
to make when he is trying to get men
10 go to heaven"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02
Summer.
Summer.
Ashes TO ashes.
Dust to dust.
Wen now dig M
For the zee trust.
nlsposlna OF Hash

YEAST see that all the food served
TO guest at Japanese dinner and
not consumed by him at the time is
taken TO his home by the servants OF
his host
Crimsonbeak--The hosts over there
are certainly persistent, They seem
to get rid Of their hash In some
way Statesman.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02
Rrooklna No Comnetltlon.

Dicky-I bet I've got the worst cold
you ever saw.
Tommy-Your cold aint nothin'.
Mines a heap worse. can cough
loudern' you kin right now.
Dicky-If you do I'll lick yuhl
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02
ApproprIate Eastenlnas.

How will keep my new chantecler
hat on my head?" she asked, per.
picked
with hat pinfeathers, my dear"
said the miliner.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02

Teacher-W What can we do with our
useless organs?
Little Eben-Trade 'em for phono-
graphs. OF course.-Puck.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02
Precocious.

Have you ever heard person
curse the day he was born!"
Yes; that is very common"
He must have had the gift Of
speech early. The Collegian
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02

mo. sir" interrupted the other.
with a frown; we're perfectly salts.
fed with the name of our city. You're
thinking OF Oshkosh"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02
NL2Z5gZ7 a MyGW &SIz2dyQZE

C C A $40 N A L.
ly you hear OF
men who. heed
ing the uncertain
ties of existence.
distribute their
property in the life
time. instead of
directing { b e
manner in which
II shall be dis
posed after they
=
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02

That new dance. the airship glide. =
must not be a breakdown
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02
No Kick There.

The new arrival had just written
Ills name and address In the hotel
register.
From Ypsllanti. eh?" said the
clerk; that's the town, isn't II. where
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02

Henderson-Does your wife ever
call you up at your office?
Henpeck-No; she waits until get
home and then she calls me down.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-02
Exchange Them.

Yes; 1t has wings and flies.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1910-02-26

Miss Daisy Romero of New Ibe-
ria was working st. Martinville
this week. taking subscription for
The Tim es Democrat, being q
contestant for the European trip
from this district. We believe
Miss Romero who is a charming
young lady, received much encou-
ragement here. As there is no
one contesting for the prize here,
we believe Miss Romero should
get our support, and all readers of
The Times. Democrat here, could
help her by cutting their cou-
pops and sending them to here in
time to be voted as indicated by
the dates of the coupons.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1910-02-26

In this issue of the Messenger will be
found the advertisement of the LOuisi-
ana Distillery Co.. Of New Orleans. who
make the readers of this paper gener-
Gus offer, especially those who like and
enjoy pure family and medicinal whis-
key.
They will ship express prepaid any
where i'm the state of Louisiana four
full quarts of the Rose Of Orleans" a
pure whiskey distilled in this state, bot
tied in bond and eight years old. 1t
bears the government stamp which is a
guaranty of its purity and being 100
proof. There is no better whiskey sold
for less than a dollar quart. The
Rose of Orleans il a splendid whiskey
for the sideboard, the home. and the me-
dicine chest, and must not be in any
way connected with the cheap whiskey
that Is being shipped over the state.
The Louisiana Distillery Co., Is one OF
the oldest and most reliable distilling
house in the South and this state. This
special sale forty days, at all mheard Of
price for pure whiskey. and Is only done
to introduce the Rose Of Orleans" to
the trade. Order to today this ad may
not appear again.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1910-02-26
FOR SALE.

ONE HUNDRED AND EIFTY-TwO ARPENTS
OF THE BEST CANE GROWING LAND IN
SOUTHWEST LOUISIANA. ON S. p. r. R.
MILES FROM NEW IBERIA WITH TWO
CANE DERRICKS ONE ARPENT FROM
PROPERTY.
This property is offered for sale with
all improvements thereon, and sufficient
cane to grow Is arpents this year. the
land being all prepared and ready for
planting operations for this year.
With the l52 arpents of land will be
included Z American mules. One wagon,
One cane cart practically new. One now
ing machine, Four plOws, one double.
one Moline pillow. Three hundred barrels
corn, One hundred barrels of sweet po-
tatOes. Two milch cows. two calves and
two heiffers. One lot of fancy poultry,
One house 24xl2 with an addition 1890.
One house 1892, One house l2x3O. One
large new barn built in 1909 30 x 50.
Fruit trees. and 8 bearing pecan trees.
This property is situated within one
mile Of public schools, and in self
drained locality, the land is sandy and
light and is adapted to any crop and is
in good condition. the corn land last
year having been planted in pea vines.
This property will be sold on terms.
apply to
Liable & VUILLEMOT.
P.O. Box PA, st. Martinville. La.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1910-02-26
FARMERS GEO. OLIVIER will pay cash for your Eggs.
Clarets and White Wines. ~ Goods delivered all oyer town.
Watch This Space and Watch Us Grow
GE O. j. OLIVIER .

Monday, at half past four o'clock
in the evening, Mr.. Wade Bernard
was married to Miss Luvinia De-
laune. the pretty daughter of Mr..
Alfred Delaune; the bride, one Of
the strawberry blondes OF the cre-
ole type, was the picture of sweet
ness and loneliness. The ceremo-
ny was performed at the Catholic
Church and was witnessed by II
large number of friends and rela-
tives.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1910-02-26

Now that Spring is upon us, is
the time for general improvement
and our people should make rule
to make liberal use of paint and
white wash and make the town
look bright, prosperous and happy.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1910-02-26
Guaranteed by the Govern
ment.

A PURE WHISKY. ROSE OF ORLEANS. DIS
TITLED AND BOTTLED BY THE LOU
IsIANA DIsTILLERY CO., OF NEW Or
LEANS. LA. - SPECIAL THIRTY DAYS
SALE.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1910-02-26
LOCAL NEWS.


Orleans this week.
Rev. A. Thebault made a trip to
New Orleans this week.
Mr.. Francis Bienvenu returned
home from New Orleans this week
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank T. Gull
beau leave today for New Orleans.
"A Mission at the Catholic
Church will commence tomorrow
night.
California Claret and White
Wines, tho best to be had at Geo.
j. Olivier.
Mrs. M. J. VOORHEES, and daugh.
ter, Miss Elodie, left last Sunday
for New Orleans.
MIR. Edwin Delahoussaye, ST.,
has had an addition built to bis
home on Port street.
DIR. F. r. Martin of Crowley
was in st. Martinville Tuesday, at.
tending to business.
Mr.. Dan W. VOORHEES, is max.
ing large Improvement on his
home, adding more rooms.
Mr.. Rene Durand and daughter,
Miss Laurence Of Port Barre were
here Sunday on a short visit.
Miss Elmire Bienvenu after
spending several weeks in New
Orleans, returned home this week.
Misses Marie and Leila Fournst
of New Orleans arrived here Thurs
day to visit their father. Mr.. II. P.
Fournst.
For the Lenten season, we have
the genuine Cod Fish dried Sher.
ings and genuine Swiss Cheese,
Geo. j. Olivier.
Miss NJ. L. Guilbeau of Breaux
Bridge was visiting here this week
at the home of her brother, Mr..
F. I. Guilbeau.
Mrs. Frank Dauterive of Now
Iberia spent several days here this
week visiting her father, Judge
Felix VOORHEES,.
Mr.. E. E. VOORHEES, of Leonville
was in town Sunday aud during
bis short stay here attended to
some business and visited relatives
Mr.. Amedee Poleynard is ha-
wing his home on Washington
street treated to a nice coat of
white paint.
Mr.. Martin Ducrest, Jr., who
is employed in Now Orleans as
ook-keeper. is homo spending a
few days.
If in need of Fresh Eggs, Jer-
sey Butter, Sweet Milk or Butter
Milk ring No. SO.
Mr.. George Knight will soon
enlarge his home, his repairs will
be extensive and when CON-
pleted will be an ornament to the
east side.
Mr.. aud Mrs. T. II. Landry of
Lafayette. Miss Norman Jsrette of
Morgan City, and MIR. Georeg
Gauthier and family. were the
guest Sunday of Mr.. and Mrs. l..
G. Gauthier on Live Oak PIanta-
ton.
Mr.. Frank I. Guilbeau of st.
Martinville was appointed District
Deputy Grand Master of Masons,
having jurisdiction and supervi-
sion over the Twenty-second Ma
sonic District of Louisiana. The
appointment is all honor much de-
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1910-02-26
Chamberlain Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy.

There is no medicine made that Is re-
lied upon with more implicit confidence
than Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy. For sale by all
druggists.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1910-02-26

Liable & VUILLEMOT.
P.O. Box PA, st. Martinville. La.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1910-06-04

Tisingal.
"Due to the hostility
and cruelty of the Indi-
ans. together with the
dangers of the trails and
the unhealthiness of the
country. people gradu-
ally began to forget
about these mines and
whoever spoke of ma
king an expedition for
the purpose of discover
ing these mines was
considered to be COM
hitting suicide. I"
The slopes of the
Chiriqui volcano are
traversed by numerous
rivers. in many places
not more than a mile
apart-wild. rushing
mountain torrents that
form navigable rivers
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1910-06-04
Bishop Eats His Own Boots.

Few bishops have to lead such a
strenuous life as Bishop Stringer. In
company with missionary companion
he made tour recently to Herschel
island, In the Arctic ocean, and back
to Dawson City. where the bishop re-
sides.
Their small supply of food becoming
exhausted, they were obliged to eat
their muckalucks and moccasins.
These, made of raw sealskins, were
soaked until they became glutinous,
and were then toasted in strips over
the fire. The bishop says the food
was real good. especially the mucka-
lucks.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1910-06-04
Knew Her Latin,

"De-f-e-n-d-a-m." spelled the young
ster on the rear seat as the rubber
neck" wagon was passing the Twenty
second Regiment armory, at Broadway
and Sixty-eishth street. what does
that mean, auntie?"
Il didn't quite catch what the. guide
said," replied the old lady. "Oh. Mr..
Guide. won't you kindly tell us what
1t says on that buildingy'
"Defen-dum!" roared the guide
through his megaphone, dividing the
word into three sections.
That's what it is" said the old
lady. "A deaf and dumb asylum"
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1910-06-04
Didn't Care to Mention His Name.

A colored woman presented herself
the other day in an equal suffrage
sfate at the place of registration to
qualify for the casting of her vote on
the school question at the next cleo
ton.
with what political party do you
amliate" inquired the clerk of the
unaccustomed applicant, using the
prescribed formula.
The dusly lady" blushed, all coy
ness and confusion. as l 'bleged to
answer that there question:"
Certainly; the law requires It"
Then. retreating in dismay. IT
don't believe TIL vote, case I'd hate
to have to mention the party's name.
He's one of the incest gent-mums in
town."-Ladies' Home journal.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1910-06-04
Inside and Out.

Speaker Cannon at a dinner in
Washington. said. soothingly, to a
young suffragette:
After all. you know. there is room
for both men and women in this world
Men have their work to do and women
have theirs.
1T Is the woman's work to provide
for the inner man. and it is the mans
to provide for tho outer woman"
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1910-06-04

very speedily cured. MIS-. Alice Northrur
You or any other sufferer from consti-
patton. indigestion and dyspepsia, sick
headache and such digestive troubles can
have free trial bottle sent to your home
prepaid by forwarding your name and
address 1t is the gentlest. mildest best
tasting. most effective laxative tonic you
regular bottles at 80 cents or 81. and re-
suits are guaranteed. A picture of Mrs.
Northrup. of Quincy. ILL.,. cured patient,
II presented herewith. If there Is any
thing about your case that you don't un-
derstand write the doctor and he will adj
wise You The address is DR.. w. r. Cald.
well, 201 Caldwell Bldg. Monticello, Ill
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1910-06-04
How He Expressed Il.

Every small boy-the right kind,
anyhow-thinks his own mother the
symbol of all perfection. Few, how
ever, have the ability to express their
admiration as prettily as the little
hero Of the following anecdotes:
Richards mother was putting him to
bed. and as she kissed him good night,
she said: DO you know you are the
whole world to mamma?"
Am II" he answered, quickly. well
then. you're heaven and the north pole
to me."-Youth's Companion.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1910-06-04


ma the immense savannas and sell
vas of the Pacific slope of Panama
are thrown open to acquisition on
very favorable terms and already a
number of Americans. especially of
the Canal Zone. have taken up
land there.
In the westernmost part of
Panama, bordering on Costa Rica,
lies the province Of Chiriqui, the
richest of the seven provinces con-
shutting the Republic of Panama.
us north coast is washed by the
Caribbean sea, known to the Span
ish conquerors as the North sea.
while the island-dotted Pacific, or
South sea, washes its southern
shores. Twenty miles from the At
lantic side and 40 miles from the
Pacific is the highest crater of The
'Volcan de Chiriqui" or Chirioui
Volcano. rising nearly 10000 feet
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1910-06-04

DOttie OF a remedy
for the cure of indi-
gestion, and as he
was interested, be-
cause he suffered
that way, he wrote
for it. The reme-
dy was DIR. Cald-
wells Syrup Pep
sin. Mr.. Lapley,
who Is a minister of
the Methodist Epls-
copal Church, and a
member Of the Cen
trail Alabama Con-
ference. took the
free bottle with the
result that he was
w~xr a~2a1t1xr $1,000
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1910-06-04
Rheumatlsn. he curahle

NATURES REMEDY (NR tablets) VII,
cure Rheumatism ami do 1t quickly. 1t so
thoroughly cieanses and regulates the
kidneya. liver and digestive system that
guaranteed Take one tonight, you'll
feel better In the morning Get a sc
Box. All Druggists. The A. H. Lewis
Medicine Co. st. Louis. Mo.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1910-06-04

Namped on the bottom Take No Swbstttutes
Ask yoar dealer for W. Douglas shoes. II they
aog. giving full directions how to order By mall Sh0e4
charges prepaid W. L D0O0LAss Bfocktons MAsA
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1910-06-04

The inanity Of courtesy remarks
that some people feel called upon to
inter1ect into conversation calls for q
permanent commission. in lunacy." said
the man with the insrowing crouch.
Now. the other day was telling
Jones going down on the subway that
my four-year-old had swallowed q
safety pin. and we were up half tho
night with him.
It was an accident, Of course
said that idiot Jonee." 1850.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1910-06-04

It's awfully hard to convines the
young man in the case that alb the
world loves . lover.