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WITH INV TWIN
1t is a remarkable fact that there
are always more wild animals about
than any but the expert has an idea Of
For example. there are within twenty
miles of New York city fully fifty diff
ferent kinds--not counting birds. rep
tiles or fishes-one-quarter of which
at least are abundant. or more partic-
ularly within the limits of Greater
New York there are at least dozen
species Of wild beasts, half of which
srs quite common.--Conntrv TAfA
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copyrighted. 1909, by Associated Literary
Press.I
N R Il. BOWSER had smoked and
/" read and pondered for near
ly an hour after dinner the
other evening when ho look
ed up at Mrs. Bowser and said:
II don't want to find fault with you
except in good natured way. No
husband ever finds fault with his wife
but to benefit her."
IL see," replied Mrs. Bowser as she
laid down her book.
THE other night, when Green and
his wife were over here. you spoke Of
certain lady as somewhat deaf.
Did you mean that she had cold feet
or whatT
"Why, meant that her hearing had
become impaired"
"Then why didn't you say that she
had become deef?"
"I gave the word the proper pro-
nunciation."
II beg your pardon. Deef means
hard Of hearing. Deaf means nothing
whatever. saw both Green and his
wife look at you and smile at each
other, but of course couldn't say any
thing. hope you will make no more
slips of the kind. explained to Green
today that you were brought up In the
country"
What has the country got to do
with the proper pronunciation OF a
wordY' rather hotly demanded Mrs.
Bowser. 1.-THE word is pronounced
def by all educated persons, and III
prove 1t by the dictionary"
Never you mind the dictionary. and
never mind throwing out any further
hints that I'm lacking In education. II
deaf don't spell deef, then f-o-o-l
don't spell fool. Do you call a shea1
of wheat a 'sheffY Do you call Leaf
left"
"rn get the dictionary and show
you that
"You sit right still and never mint
the dictionary. II some jackass hal
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-04-14
want to twist the void all out of shape

want to twist the w0fd all out of shape
forT'
Mrs. Bowser was silent
"And three or four weeks ago you
and another lady attended a matinee
at what you called the Reezhou the
ater. wasn't feeling very well Mt the
time or should have spoken about 1t
then. You called It matin-ay. Give
me your authority for it."
.The whole world"
"You mean few tongue tied idiots,
A matinee is a matinee, and you can't
make anything else out of 1t. Do you
call the Pedee river the Peeday2 And
the name of the theater-Bijou spells
Bijou, and there's no 'zhou' about II. !
am talking for your benefit, under
stand. 1t hurts me to hear you make
such breaks"
Mrs. Bowser Wins.
"And it hurt me to hear you use the
word nashun few days ago." retort-
ed Mrs. Bowser.
"And nashun is the proper pronun-
citation"
"I deny it. The dictionary
Mr.. Bowser sprang to his feet, and
his color came and went For long
minute there was silence. Then he
said:
"Woman, don't drive me to the
wall!'
~And you called it table de hoty."
Mrs. Bowser"-
And you say Napoleon for Na-po-
leon"
Mr.. Bowser choked and gasped.
"And you say Chiny for China"
More chokes and gasps.
"And you pronounce 1t Virginny."
woman, is it possible that you
know who you are talking tog"
at is, and you say hain't in place of
have not"
"Are you through
| .No. sir. You said the other day Of
a man that he was blase instead OF
blawsay. And I've heard you say that
a woman was passy instead Of passay
And YOU call it de-trop instead of de-
tro. And you call it debut instead OF
dabue. II you won't go by the die
tionary"-
Mr. Bowser's Own Dictionary.
"Silence! The dictionary! The die
tionary! Woman, hear me! We shal
have a dictionary. l will compile it
It shall be ready by spring. There
shall be no jackass business about 1t
will use 1t, and you will use it, ant
the cook will use it. and by the beart
Of my father If there is any more tom
fool business around this house vii
have a divorced"
"Very WELL" quietly replied Mrs
Bowser. 81 hope that in your new die
tionary you won't divide it gigantic
as have heard you, and that the fes
tiyal bird won't be put down as
turk-ee. You see, Mr.. Bowser, l an
simply talking for your own good
Green and his wife may drop in all,
night, and 1t would hurt me to hav
you pronounce 1t cowcumber."
A minute later Mr.. Bowser had dor
ned hat and overcoat and was out
doors. His head swan, and he need
ed alr-lots of air. He was chokin
and his knees were wabbling when
man selling clothes cleaning soap hal
ed him from the gate. The incider
saved the great pronouncer's life. II
uttered one long. loud yell and ella
tered down the steps and jumped tf
fence like a steer, and the last seen
the two they were running in the NIT
die Of the street and Mr.. Bowser WI
slowly but surely gaining.
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Railway Mail Clerks Wanted
The Government pays Railway Mail
Clerks $500 to 81 200, and other en-
ployeeS up to $l,5OO annually.

Uncle Sam viii ho'd spring eyamina-
tons throughout the country for Rail-
way Mail Clerks, Custom House Clerks,
Stenographers, Bookkeepers, Depart
uental Clerks and other Government
Positions. Thousands OF appointments
will he made Any man or woman oven
Is, in City or country, can yet instruc'
tion and frer information by writing al
once to the Bureau of Instruction, 1881
Ilamlir Building, Rochester. n. Y.
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A Hiah Day.

"Yassah. | suttingly would do dat
Job for yo'. colonel. and proud q de
chance to extinguish muhse'f. Would
horraw right in on 1t dis minute, sab,
If 'twuzn't for one thing" said a GER
tain lopsided colored citizen who was
so unafraid Of manual labor that he
would often fall asleep IN its presence,
"and dat is. sab, dat | never likes to
stigmatize muhse'f by working on a
hollerday."
"Why, this is not a holiday" re-
turned the would be employer.
"Yassah! 'Tis wild me, If you'lI dars
'skuse me, sab. It's de university O. de
day muh Oldest boy was done sent TO
de penitenchy."-Puck.
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B0WSER ON WORDS,
May Compile a Dictionary That
Win o. K. His Pronunciations.
AUTHORITY FOR THE FAMILY.

Resolve 10 Made After Heated Con-
troversy With Mrs. Bowser Over Her
Nswfangled Twist on Up to Date
Way of Speaking.
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His Limit.

"And do you intend to ride on fast
freights the rest Of your life% asked
the housewife as she handed out the
pumpkin pie.
"Ah, no, num-" responded Gritty
George, with Chesterfield bow. "Iam
only waiting for de aeroplanes to be
built for two, mum "
"Built for two?"
"Yes; 2 cents. Chicago News
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-04-14

BY M. QUAD.
copyrighted. 1903, by Associated Literary
Press
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-04-14
Down at Bacon Ridge.

by cricky," said the old postmaster
at Bacon Ridge In solemn tones,
"things would be serious In this here
town II a fire broke out during the
next twenty-four hours!
"Firemen sickT queried the soap
salesman.
"Worse than that. It's wash day,
and every blamed one Of their red
shirts is hanging out to dry,"-Chi'
cago News.
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Painless Dentistry
Wise Dental Co.

q ~ ,,,o pr-Y, D,Sa INCORPORATED
rnIaD ksll. SIS. PORTLAND, OREGON
| )TFJCE HOURS: A. N. 70 s N. Sundays. 9 to l.
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The Higher Criticism.

Amelia says she's only twenty-four
And shows to prove malicious libel
Upon the part of those who say she's more
The record In her family Bible,
But still | have my doubts. tween me
and you,
In spite of this corroboration.s
hold the Bibles not entitled to
A literal Interpretation.
New York Times.
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disappointments to mar the pleasure of
the crowd, the fire department was too
busy answering calls to fires to fiji Its
part Of the programme and the eNhlbi-
ton run and drill had to be called off
The apparatus from Fire Station No. ]
WAS billed TO give the exhibition, but
al the time that event was to have taken
place the department was busy answer
Ing an alarm from the west side on the
city.
This WAS the first number on the sport
programme and the last number. the bal
loon ascension. also disappointed a large
number Of people who waited until after
s q clock To see that feature. What the
people saw WAS the unexpected. as the
balloon caught fire when IL only
about onc-third full OF gas and burnod
up completely. Prof. /. O. Austin was I'm
charge OF this event and Ed Hcdrick
one OF his men, WAS going 10 make the
ascension and parachute leap.
The grounds were crowded around the
space where the big balloon Was being
inflated and when il caught fire there
WAS wild scramble for safety, Two
OF the men In the employ OF Prof Austin
were inside the balloon when IL caught
and their escape wns almost miraculous
The balloon was q total loss. but the
parachute was pulled out OF the way in
time to save It from the flamos. Prof.
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Next in line was tho drum corps,
which made the air roscund with pa.
triotic strains
Ono OF the most interesting floats was
thnt placed In the parade by the Sons
OF Veterans In tho center OF this was
Il. L. Patterson, veteran or the civil
war. who responded to tho Gull the
second day after the first call. lie sat
American war and small boy In uni
form. Representing three generations OF
soldiers, the scene was a most pleasing
one. In the float also were Anna Davis
Birdella Gillette. Emma Davis and
Laura Do Camp. Tho decorations OF tho
float were unique,
Uncle Sans Boys.
A laughable lineup OF Uncle Sans wac
seen In the parade. In front was one
about six feet tall. He was followed by
six others, each considerably shorter
thon the one I'm front OF him.
After the Uncle Sans came the Lin
rounded by brush, represented the place
where Lincoln was born Abe himself
WAS represented by Francis Beer, who
sat on the doorstep of the house reading
'The first American" was an inter-
esting float, 1t consisted OF four mon
dressed as Indians amid Indian sur
Following this was a bunch of fif,y
children dressed rs Indians As they.
walked along they sang Indian songs
and made a most interesting appear
They were followed by the American
drum corps. which rendered many pa
tdStic S,uIc, strains in pleasing fashion.
float representing the Spanish American
war veterans. big cannon captured
by the Veterans. In the war was shown,
The boys ON this flont We're Frank
Ivcrson. Seth Smith, Bryan Brady. Verne
Peterson, orley Whipple and Berdette
Josh Davis and his troupe OF twenty
Chinks brought up the rear. The chill
dren wero dressed as Chinese and were
the main laughing feature OF the pa
rade.
Ono Of the interesting parts OF the
troupe of Indian children WAS Oenone
DALEY. 6 years old. who was mounted
rear OF tho Indian tribe.
A pretty ceremony In connection with
the exercises at Liberty park was tho
nag raising. This took place Immediately
at the conclusion of the parade, The
ceremony consisted or the raising OF OH
American flag by squad of little girls.
Rabbi Charles ]. Freund had charge of
part were Lillian Frumkin. Rosalind
Freund, Florence Markell, Carolyn Rosen-
berg. Maria Diohl. Edna Williams. Helen
Midsley, kennith King and Cora White.
Of the nag.
The committee having In charge the
entire celebration. which committee
brought the exercises To so successful u
conclusion. was. Carl 4. Badger chair
man; Mrs. Mary p. Loomis. secretary:
Miss Ethel Paul, Joseph e. Cainc. d. II,
Christensen. p Il. Connor. II. II. Coombs.
Mrs. l.. NJ. Bailey, W. Mont Ferry,
Charles J. F'reund. II. Il. Folsom, O. 3.
Glngrich, W. r. Graham. j. w. Mciiin-
ney. z. p. Mideley. B. r. Redman. ]. D..
Spencer. Mathonlbah Thomas, z. a.
Wedgwood. Henry Heath.
Afternoon of Sport.
The afternoon OF sports at Liberty park
proved very attractive and interesting.
The large crowd sureed back and forth
between the baseball grounds, the basket
ball grounds and the lake to witness
the different events. There were two
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-07-05
Are Beautifully Ar
|'r.d and Garry Out Idea of
ps,triotism Throughout.
',,r CROWDS LINE PATH
| 'II0yG ROUTE OF MARCH
lated That Ten Thousand
Snpus Saw Pageant and
rb,sered as 1t Passed.

. ,.rsde at Liberty park was in
,,,e with the order of che day
s;,,ed There was enough of
: length and enough OF 1t ms to
!, The floats were clever con
and ware carried out in their
manner that brought forth
= commendstion. Not the least
.,,,hls thing about the parade was
4 4 VAS nearly on time in moving.
4 !. estimated that 10000 persons
4 NJ purade. The route was lined
p.ople from the start on The west
finish at the band stand ere the
g bad been completed.
4, crowd began TO gather early,
( ,f ,he folks being at Liberty
~ ssrly as S o'clock, Hundreds
,.~;Ies brought their well-filled
~ and had their dinner on the
The weather was ideal. At
8 4 cave indications of becoming
-s,sliy hot, but this fear was not
Erd. However, it was hot enough,
-;Sls,ly under the rays of the sun.
mas enough shade for everybody,
~ ana there was a breeze which mt
amounted to a stiff wind. :,
4 iSs load of the parade was a squad
rsuntsd policemen, followed by
.rs drummer boys" dressed in war
"a and having bandaged heads.
I'd in line was tho committee on
--rsments. Margaret Holley, repre-
NJ A goddess OF liberty, was next,
4 made q pretty appearance mounted
4, Tbitc pony. Held's band was fol.
"a eloselv BY the customary crowd
rhuiastic boys.
Procession Is Patriotic.
7v,aty.6ye old civil war soldiers
4 loo full of life TO accept the help
|aniapes in the parade and trIpped
n tEo and a half miles of parade
. IN the agility of BOYS. They
led by the stars and stripes and
q soldier with the army cap and
"a as worn in the war,
1tisd these old fellows were about
|ryave others in carriages. Several
|ess we're crippled soldiers who were
" 10 walk.
DE- first float WAS that of "the god
! d liberty" which was one of the
.tsst in the entire parade. Thir.
i pRtty little girls in white dresses
I riih long curls down their backs
u cluster OF flags, bunting and
--n and represented the thirteen
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original states. Edith Robinson as the
goddess of liberty stood on a platform
above the others. Tho other girls on
this float were Mildren Wheeler, Elsie
Osbourne. Rhea Choft, Mona Steele, Es.
ther Anderson. Mable Stephens, Ruth
Johnson, ol, Ruth R19pp, Ruth 1verson; Ora
Siddoway and Dorothy Croft.
The second float was called, "Betsy
Ross making tho first American flag. y
A bevy of little girls sat in profusion
of decorations and sewed on Gag
with thirteen stars which was made to
represent the first flag. The members
Of the fo9t were May Listman, Beth
Baxter, Arleine Hilstead, Florence Fol
som, Roberta Evans and Clara Hyatt,
An attractive float was that of Pris-
ella and John Alden, who were repre-
sented by Miss NJ. White and J. Fl.
Hancock. Miss White was at spin
ming wheel, while Mr.. Hancock held the
fibre. They were dressed in colonial
style. The float was decorated as n
colonial rom with pictures, plates, old
guns aud other antiques.
Paul Revere was represented by Da-
vid and Roy Smith on ponies.
And there was also the declaration
of independence. A number of young
men dressed in George Washington stvle
sat about table One held quill pen,
anu WIS DlCV WlJn q CODY OF. the ueC'
laration that made the United States
The boys on the float were Sanford Eli
son, Glen Holt, Clyde Chamberlain, An
tone Bcrgqust, Herbert Mann aud Cliff
ford Ridges.
Beautiful Features.
Another interesting foat was the lib
erty bell A BIG white hoat lined with
pretty little girls with big bell in the
center made up the float, which was
easily one Of the best in tho parade.
The girls In the float were as follows
Xcne Halverson, Merrill Lee, Thelma
MaIin. Virginia Holland, Mayhower
Cox, Dorothy Gillespie. Beatrice Rose.
Ferna Geetsen, Ula Duucombe, Thirza
Charon. Dolly Gleason, Kathleen Smith
ana Leone Watson. Lester Hewlett
was dressed in colonial style and rang
the bell. He was assisted by Earl Pc
LeTson.
And even George Washington was
there with nis famous trip across the
Delaware. In the midst of number
OF big blocks OF imitation ice was boat
filed with little girls who were in the
act of pushing the boat through the ice
10 the opposite bank of the river. IN
this float were Edith Beattie, Virginia
Whitney. Ruth Evans. Isabella Arm
strong. Margaret Taylor, Vivian Beer,
Mildred Morris. Lucille Scblettler. Alean
TAYLOR and Margaret Armstrong. George
himself was represented by Roy Burreli'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-07-05

BaSketball Game.
There were two basketball games, one
between girl teams and the other be-
tween boys, The boys team from the
Poplar Grove school defeated the team
from the Lafayette school by score of
"a 10 Z. The winners were given a
prize Of $40 and the losers So. The girls
from the Lincoln school defeated the
girls team from tho Wasatch school by
score OF IL TO 4. The same prizes
werc given In this event.
The baseball game between the Lincoln
and the Training schools proved exciting
and interesting. the Training school win
ming in scven-inning game by the score
Of 3 10 Z. Cowan and Dandy composed
the battery for the Lincoln, and Ken
dali and Fletcher for the Training school.
The winners were given prize of $40
and the losers s..
There were three entries In the wo-
mems boat nice, Miss Lenora Van Noy.
Miss a. Kinney and Miss h. Chamber
lain. Miss Van Noy Won the prize OF
$50 in cash.
Helds band gave an enjoyable con-
cert from TO Z O'Clock, which closed
the programme In the park.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-07-05
THE CARE OF THE HAIR

should be Of interest TO every
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r2YA II can be restored TO It's natural
CNM color, or made any shade de-
l7UM sired.
AWW The imperial Helr Resenerator
nSa H Is tho acknowledged STAND
ENTWl ARD HAIR COLORING OF the
VslE ago. 1t is easily applied, makes
NEHN the hair eoft and glossy. is nb-
WANA solutely harmless. Sample Of
NA hair colored free. Correspond
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New York,
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Basketball Game.

Austin's loss because of the fire Is fig
nrpd at S1nn.
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Afternoon of Sport.

The afternoon OF sports at Liberty park
proved very attractive and interesting
The large crowd sureed back and forth
between the baseball grounds, the basket
ball grounds and the lake TO witness
the different events. There were two
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-01-22
DANCE TO PAY DEBT
ON MEETING HOUSE

An addition TO the Mormon meeting
house in the Thirtv-first ward was re
Gently completed. at cost Of Sl2, ,oon.
and Friday night a successful dance was
given in the amusement hail, the pro-
ceeds of which goes TO the building
fund. On account Of some n1isunder
standing there Was delay i'm the arriv-
al OF the musicians, hut when they did
arrive there was no delay in starting
the hop" and all were merry until the
midnight hour
The addition 10 the meeting house,
which includes new. spacious amuse-
ment hall, with stage and all the equip
meut more than doubles the seating ca
pacttr Of the building Formerly n
commodated 300: now II will seat 100.
The extension to the meeting house be
came necessary because OF the lIrSc In
crease ot population in the ward. and
the improvement cost sl2. 600.
Next Friday and Saturday evenings,
Mrs. Annie Eiska dden. mother of the
celebrated Miss Maud Adams, will pro-
duce the famous comedy. Our Boys ."
in the amusement hall. She VIII he as
sisted by A number Of amateur actors
and actresses. members OF the ward,
The proceeds OF these entertainments will
go to tho building fund. Mrs. Kiskadden
is a member OF the Thirtv-frs ward.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-01-22
PUBLIC WORKS BOARD
in ROUTINE MEETING

At the meeting OF the board OF public
works, Friday night, estimates for pub
lie work amounting 10 $l2.12i.63 were ap-
proved rs follows: Zerbe X Walker.
Sl3N3.SS: Kennedy Construction COM
panr, E6i6t.i: Fairbanks Morse & Co.
sili2.oO. Pittsburg Testing lubora tory.
Sl6l l5i.
strange & MaGnre asked the board 10
approve the assignment OF the contra {
ior paving Third South street from state
TO Tenth East street They have incor-
porat"d the Strange Mcguire Paving
prove the assignment OF thc contract 10
The corporation. The matter was referred
10 the city attorney for an opinion as 10
the legality OF the transa actlon, and n II
is al right the board viii approve the
assignment.
Tho request of the council that fhc
hoard submit 10 1t for approval The forms
al an contracts 10 be used this yeny in
paving, sidewalk, sewer, curb and gutter.
ana Water%orks improvements viii bc
complied with, and the forms OH he son,
TO The council Monday night
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-01-22
INNOVATION IN AUTO
LINE IS COMING
Motor Hearse TO Be Put in Oper-
alton Here by Under
taking Firm.

Salr Lakes most recent innovation ir
Within the next few weeks a local mn
dartaking establishment will have line
OF autohearses in operation. and If the
suggestion is adopted here as it has been
In eastern cities. the hearse with horses
will soon be thing of the past in salt
Lake.
The automobile hearsc was FIRST intro
duced in New York City and, after the
effect OF the innovation had worn of.
the motor cemetery car came 10 ne an
accepted part of the funeral procession.
Chicago Philadelphia. Pittsburg. Boston.
suit. and now the motor hearsc is con-
spicuous in most every city Of any size
in the country
Accompanying the autohearse is mo-
tor car for the pdllhearcrs. and within
the next few years automobiles Will prob
ably form large part OF all funeral cor
togos IN the larger cities. III has been
pointed out that the introduction of au-
tomoblles will do away with the posi-
biliy of runawsys. and it is also conceded
10 he a much cheaper method OF trans
portation.
Within the past few years In Salt Lake
a number of serious accidents have re-
suited from runaways at funerals. II
has been figured out that with the in
PRODUCTION OF automobiles this danger will
he eliminated. The speed can be reEu-
cities where il has been tried ont. the
automobile has been found 10 no salts
factory substitute for the horse drawn
learse.
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ONE HUNDRED BOOKS TO
BE ADDED TO LIBRARY

The state board OF education met Fri
day afternoon in tho office of State Su
p"rintendcnt OF Schools Nelson and So
iccted q list Of l00 books To be added
TO the library for school use.
Members OF the state board of I,o.It,
also met with the hoard and The w.
bodies selected "Eitch;e's Primer on
Eanl,;l,ion Tor use in the eighth grade
IN an Inc schools Of tho state hntS ritl.
ana ana c"uniE An act WAS passed bv the
,ast legislature authorizing the stat,
poatd ni oducation and tho state board
Of health 10 adopt a course ON sani'al
r,or r,9 ior use m the schools, and il was
pursuant 10 this act that the two bonrSe
made the selection OF the h"ol, ,r,.,, ~
toned. CITY SuperIntcndcnt OF schools
IhI)SI ensGn, lor the board Of cducatinn
an7 Or. T. Il. Beatty. for The bo,rd az
health were authorized TO outline a
course of STUDY. based upon INC is,-t
books named II Is the intention fo in
troduce the course in the seventh grade
also. as soon as possible
INC ponrd granted a number of teach
taken un,l january 81 at > o'clock n "S M