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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-11-23

Cyrus-Gosh, them ere banks in
New York must be gittin' purity shaky.
tibet, Cy?
Cyrus-Waal, here's a letter from
Zeke sayin' tibet he's sunk most of
his money in an oil well.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-11-23
Possible Reason

why is it." queried the summer
boarder who was afflicted with the
silly question habit, that your chick
ems are always fighting among them.
selves?"
Wall, I amt right shore" an.
swered the old farmer, but / low
mebby it air cause we feed 'em On
scraps. by grass!'
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-11-23
Careful Husband.

Cumso-Wait a minute, Fangle. 4
want to step into the dressmaker's and
pay my wife's BILL
Fangle-Why don't you give her the
money and let her go and pay it?
Cumso-If I sent her to pay the bily
she'd order another dress.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-11-23
Twas Ever Thus

Actor hear the managers have ac-
cepted Blanks new comic opera.
Crltlc-No. They liked the book
well enough and the jokes and the.
lyrics. but when they discovered that
1t could be staged as cheaply as on
of Shakespeare's pieces thew reioo 81 !,
it with regret.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-11-23
Evening Hush.

That deaf mute says he is certain
his love is not reciprocated."
why? Because of his afliction?"
mo, the girl is deaf mute, too. But
she always turns out the light when he
calls in the evening"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-11-23
Made Them Quit.

How did you come to break off the
match?"
"Oh, we found we were mistaken
i'll our sentiment toward one another u
How 500"
why, we learned that both her par
ents and mine were in favor Of the
match"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-11-23
Couldn't Wait

What makes you think she loves
your"
"She interrupted me right in the
middle of my proposal"
interrupted you? What for?"
ITO accept me-"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-11-23
A Foot Note.

She-What is this at the bottom
of this line-"This man had a strong
and striking soul?'
He (readfng)-The note says: "This
man must have been a kicker"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-11-23
AppronrIate Selection

'T see Mr.. VAST is accompanying
the sultan of Sulu."
We'll, what more appropriate com
panion could he have? He isn't TT
any more, is he?"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-11-23
Rather Scance.

Dusty Dennis-Dis great poet says
dat love is a food
Billy Coalgate-Does. Ell? Funny
we don't see any of it on de free
lunch counters.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-11-23
Rocky,

Over the Alps lie Italy,
And lies and lies and lies;
And it's mighty hard to light on
when the aeroplanes capsize.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-11-23
One Mars Theory.

mo, don't think women will ever,
succeed as railroad engineers"
why not?"
They would lose too much time,
holding up their trains at crossings"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-11-23
countenance for It.

There is a report that pretty Miss
Flirty paints"
81 must say there Is color on the
face of it to warrant the report"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-11-23
Foolish THOUGHT.

Whene'er I want to board a train
And find 1t hours late,
l wish I owned an aeroplane.
In which to ayiate.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-11-23
In the Air

81 wonder If you could call it high
finance?"
WHAT"
Dealing in airships."
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-11-23
NuZ00f LMr 0U XEEDED
OOME EENHX'

HE magnet of spicy cook
ing pervaded the large
kitchen of Mother Slus-
ser. though no one in
particular was near
enough to be drawn
thither. Melinda, the cat,
slept TRANQUILITY on the
rug opposite the wood.
box, needless of the IN
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1910-11-23

Clara-There goes one of our most
distinguished men.
Claude-What is his particular line
Of graft?
The Coconino sun., 1910-03-04
LODGE DIRECTORY
MOUNTAIN LODGE, NO. lb, K OF p

Meets in Elks Hall every Wednesday uieh Visiting knights are cordially invited to aitS.n'
 ED IHIEs, C. C. JOHN MARSHALL. NJ Of r j. Q. HARRINGTON. K. of K. & S.
The Coconino sun., 1910-03-04

| COURT COCONINO, NO s96, lNDEPENp IA ENr ORDER or FoRFSTERS
The Coconino sun., 1910-03-04
To Better Restaurant Conditions
 in Flagstaff.

It has long been a custom m France for the best caterers to en- ter into agreements in order to ob- tain best results from their patrons and to advise them in advance of the menu provided. It is difficult in Flagstaff to secure provisions fresh and as needed, and the res taurant business has not been a paying proposition in the past. With this understanding it is ex- pected to bring about better con- dition for patrons and cater alike. Our prices will remain the same and greatly improved service will be given the public under the pres ent arrangement. The regular bill of fare will be the same price, 25 cents, in each restaurant
 Short order prices will not be raised except as made necessary ow- ing to the raise in cost of provi- sions.
 HOP SING. RESTAURANT,
 BRIGHT ANGEL RESTAURANT. | LILLY BRAND RESTAURANT.
 CoCoNINQ CHOP HOUSE. Mar. l to 3l.
The Coconino sun., 1910-03-04
LIT IN TIT LUR(H
Students Of the San Bernardo no Business College and Civli Service Institute
 Leaving School.

Within the next month more than thirty students of the San Bernar dino Business College will leave school almost en masse Of course, the faculty and management regret this in many ways, for the past few months has witnessed the most rap i'd progress ever made by com mercial class. The harmony be. tween the students and teachers has been such as to cause wide spread comment, and the absence of such a large number will be a genuine loss to the school. Their loss, how ever. will in many ways be gain, for every student that is leaving is going out into the world is living advertisement of this institution, and as worker for it's future growth.
 This exodus is due to the fact that during the next few weeks the U. s. Civil Service Examinations for Forest Clerks. Bookkeepers and Stenograpbers will be held in San Bernardlno, and the College is now coaching several classes which give promise of breaking all records.
 The school now has large facul- ty. and the absence of this large number of students is going to can much to everyone. New stud ents are wanted to take the places of those going away. Closer per sonal attention and help can be found in this College than any. where else. We advise all young people in this locality to take ad. vantage of this fact,
The Coconino sun., 1910-03-04
An Estray Notice.

Won mite der oder day, ven vas awake in mine schleep, heare sometings vat l tinks vas not rite in mine barn, and l out shumps to bed, and runs nit der barn oudt. and ven l vas dere kun, sees dot mine pig iron cray mare he WAS tied loose. and had run nit der stable off, and who effer will him back bring, l chust SO much pay him as vas kushtomary.
The Coconino sun., 1910-03-04
BISBEE BECOMING TAME
Badger Fighting Getting to Be Thing
 of the Past.

Badger fighting is passing away in Bisbee. Humanitarlanism is winning long, hard fight, and no longer are the local columns of the papers featured by such items as Badger Wins Hard Battle, " des- criblng at length the horrible throes of agony endured by dog or his natural enemy when pitted in a test of strength against one an- other.
 Time was in Bisbee when badger fights formed one of the princi pal sources of amusement of young men about town. Gathering in some public place they would get man of undaunted courage to pull from its hiding place the anima wild by nature. rendered more frantic than ever by the fierce canine in front of it and the crowd surrounding it, albeit at a respectful distance, for badgers, like worms, have been known to turn.
 Gradually humanitarian princi pies have obtained more generally among the citizenship. Ii is sell dom that badger fights are brought about now. This may be explained by the statement that really good fighting badgers are scarce. Let the reason be what it may. The Miner is glad to see the inhuman practice done, away with.
The Coconino sun., 1910-03-04
Maine Briefs.

Maine is certainly an up-to date metropolitan city. It now has nine regular passenger trains passing through every day besides many times they come in two or three sections. 'Tis true that some go through so fast that all one can see is streak black. and all they hear is the dying screech as on it flies at about 30 miles an hour.
 The corps of engineers under the able supervision of MT. Kelley are making great headway with the double track survey.
 Miss Minnie Tarr one of the stud ent operators at this place has gone to Kingman on a visit to friends and relatives. She will probably return in two weeks,
 Weston. the great pedestrian, passed through here early last week. The natives all took good gawp at the venerable man as he set behind him ties by dozens.
The Coconino sun., 1910-03-04
WHY NOT YOU?

Do as others have done and use Dr. Elm. mons Throat an d Lung Healer which goes to the sore spots oranywhere the breath goes and destroys the germs that dana ge these parts and makes you well again.
 Humanity has an enemy that steals our lives away. causes mil lions of prema ture graves 10 be hlled each year with the mortal bodies of our loved ones and that enemy Is Consumption.
 Our treatment Is un- like all others, It Is
The Coconino sun., 1910-03-04

who had been tod by their physicians that there
 was no chance for them to live, because consunp- tion had them in its clutch who lfleu ,, oui rem piness to life We call your special attention to our ABSOLUTELY FREE TRIAL OFFER. All we ask isa chance to prove to you that our remedy will do what we claim and that Is
 CURE" Address Dr. Emmons. Saks Bldg, Indianapolis. Ind
The Coconino sun., 1910-03-04

inhaled into the lungs along with the air that you breathe. thereby coming into direct contact with the germs. reaching every part of the air cells of the lungs. Our remedy KILLS THE GERMS thereby re moving the cause of con sumption and the sufferer gets well.
 It DOES CURE throat and bronchial affections. It has cured hundreds oi persons. We can cite you
 many who had lost hope
The Coconino sun., 1910-03-04

Douglas is to have an aviation meet soon.
The Coconino sun., 1910-03-04
MORE NEW LANDS OPEN
Four Million Acres of National Forest Not Suited to Forest Purposes to be Restored to the Unreserved Public Domain.

DelnH ulSSeHllHdteu run W dohihS ton by the forest service, President Taft has just approved a plan to restore to the unreserved public do- main much land along the edges and within national forests that is not best suited for forest purposes. The following letter which met with the Presidents approval ex- plains the plan:
 "The President, the White
 House.
 Sir: After having very careful ly considered the matter of elimin- ations from and additions to the national forests, we respectfully recommend that the following gen eral policy be adopted:
 "l. Lands wholly or in part covered with brush or other under growth which protects stream flow or cheeks erosion on the watershed of any stream important to irriga- ton or to the water supply of any city. town or community, or open lands on which trees maay be grown, should be retained within the national forests. unless their permanent value under cultivation is greater than their value as pro- teetive forest.
 '2. Lands wholly or in part covered with timber or under growth, or cut.over lands which are more valuable for production of trees than for agricultural crops, and lands densely stocked with young trees densely having prospective value greater than the value of the land for agricultural purposes, should be retained within the na- tional forests.
 "a. Lands not either wholly or in part covered with timber or un- dergrowth, which are located above timber line within the forest boundary or in small bodies scat. tered through the forest. making eliminations impracticable, or linn ited acres which are necessarily in cluded for a proper administrative boundary line, should be retained within the national forests.
 "A. Lands not either wholly or in part covered with timber or un- dergrowth. except as provided for in the proceeding paragraphs, up- on which it is not expected to grow trees, should be eliminated from the national forests.
 We have the honor to be. very respectfully. your obedient ser wants.
 (Signed) JAMES WILSON.
 Secretary of Agriculture.
 (Signed) "R. A. BALLINGER,
 Secretary of the Interior. "
 An application of the rules which the President has approved will mean the restoration to the public domain of four million acres or more of national forest land. the greater part of which is grazing land. The names of the forests from which land will be restored to the public domain are not given. The only reference to any particu- lar section is to Idaho. (which has a large national forest area. about 0.000 acres of which will be elim- mated" However, the general statement is made that "eiimina- tions in similar proportion will be made in a number of other western states which have large amounts of land in national forests.
 An Estray Notice.
 Won mite der oder day, ven vas
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-03-05
BY c., E. ARNEY.

Special 10 The Tribune.
GLENNS FERRY, Ida. March As
train No. Is entered the depot yards
Monday evening, on time, handed tclc-
gram TO the telcgrdphcr. which like those
OF many other Boise and western
Idaho people aboard. read something like
this; viii reach home tonight on No.
IL. Nothing doing gentlemen, Your
money is not good Tor that sort of mes
saees. replied the agent. and. after due
explanation 10 us. the messages were all
changed to read like this: Tiled up here.
account washouts between here and Nam
pa. Information as 10 repairs indefinite -
Seat privileges were promptly exchanged
for berths, and while the passengers OF
unlucky No. l3 slept they were joined by
what they were pleased to style fresh
fish from trains Nos. Z and .
The few fussy ones were soon over
come by the good=uaturcd ones. who aC
cepted conditions as they were ana rca-
soned from firm premises on what worse
conditions might confront us. Here We
were stranded in Glcmns Ferry. small
place 10 he sure. but telegraph and
telephone station. stores. and for the
inclined. tho comfort that in
no other town save Mountain Home, the
next town west of here. could they find
q wet town. for Glcnns Ferry is in Ell
more county. Its people refused 10
cept the local option law by a majority
OF thirteen votes at the fall election in
1909.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-03-05
Stranded Passengers Enjoy
Their Stay at GEenns Ferry

when regular dinner is served. The
membership of this club is now about
700. no see these railroad men get out
or their engine cabs or their cabooses
and come into the bathhousc and take
baths, get shaved. and in clean clothes
sit down and read or write ut their
leisure, play game OF checkers, pool
or cards. retiring in season in good,
comfortable beds-such convenience
stands out in bold relief as compared
with conditions years ago. when the en-
vironments of railway men were crude
at best in this mountain country, and
the recreation usually limited To saloons.
\ delayed passenger remarked today:
'"rhis institution breaches a sermon more
eloquent from point Of fact than any 10
cal option law ever enacted any place" "
Certain II is that the lives of the pas
scuGerS entrusted TO these men, who are
privileged to enjoy these splendid home
conditions. are safer Than under the old
order of things
AZ s last evening. Superintendent \.
+. Stevenson came in from Pocatcllo on
motor car and made II personal inspec-
ton of the situation put to work 200
men on the cast OF the damaged track
and 100 ON the west. each with a pile
driver. and the rebuilding of the road
was in progress.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-03-05
hurst OF GOOD
WEATHER ON LEVEL?
uguration Day in Salt Lake
Is One of Best of the
Present Year.
Observation-Disclosures
es,oAY,s TEMPERATURES.
Forecast-Saturday, fair.

IL
|:
tbis burst OF good weather on the
NJ or merely n temptation
Is is a question that was heard
IDENTIFY on the streets of Salt Lake,
u, afternoon. The bsrometric pres
Fsbifted considerably. and to Utah's
Cntase. Friday. with the result that
Duration day was one OF the best
NE present year.
lktjop Dlrector A. III. Thicssen is con-
NJ thai the kindly climate will re-
n He announced Friday that he he'd
nced to take a trip through southern
h and will leave MondaE on ms tour
insnection Of the outside stations.
'rfor Thjessen will pay particular at
I'm to The snowsheds and VIII en-
~ m gel a conservative estimate
III yya,er supply. In addition he will
- arrancernents to give storm warn
= ia the farmers during the summer
'ths. Below is the meteorological re-
i issued Friday evening by the
ther office:
.In,,m Temperature. SO degrees, mini
sempcra ture, i2 degrees; mean lem
lure. 80 degrees. which is II degrees
Nal deficiencv since the first of the
Ith. 81 degrees.
Nal deficiency since January j. 10
tees.
at p. M, none; total
ipitation since the first Of the month.
e, which is .25 OF an Inch below nor
1. Total deficiency since January 1,
or an inch.
slatIve humidity, 81 per cent
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-03-05
Baby's Skin

= Purest, sweetest and most eco
bs,m.'d m,eshod Of preserving, purifying
al'u ylng baby's delicate skin,
nm n1 hair is the constant use of
sn., a soap, assisted, when NECESSARY
FSpphcations of Cuticura Oint-
and ol rashes. itchings. inflamma-
adn,t, cnafngs Of infants. children
ne s, "a as well as for shaving. sham
ns,native, ant!septic cleansing
,rv v'1Tsposes OF the toilet, bath and
il,r,y.' o'ntlcura Soap and Ointment
D1tieun s,.tioo1. Cuiioura Ointment 15oc)
&c Coated ,sdg,ysn' py,i t6ocl. COR In The form OF
[out tht vo,,d 1bc. per vial of s0) are sold
ppz. IsspoIo. Potter Drug Il Chem. Corn,
pser cs,,.1S H Columbus Ave, Boston, Mass,
w and iyss,a Hook. mailed frer, giving de-
n heht OF hundred skin affections.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-03-05
IS SORE HANDS
,URED IN A WEEK
fked Open, BIed, Burned and
|Ached for Over a Year-Could
'Yot Sleep nor Even Dress Himself
4 Doctors Failed to Help Him.
AN OF 70 OWES SKIN
COMFORT TO CUTICURA
! am man seventy years old. Ny
ppds were very sore and cracked omen

oH Iits lDslQes Tor over a
year with large sores.
They would crack open
and bleed, itch, burn
and ache 30 that 7 could
not sleep and could do
out little work. They
were so bad that l could
not dress myself in the
morning. They would
3leed and the blood
cropped on the floor. /
called on two doctors
put they did me no good.
l could get nothing 10 do
me any good tiIlIoott H.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-03-05

{ura Soap and Cuticura Ointment
4. a year ago my daughter got a cake
pticlira Soap and one box OF CUT
ointment and in one week from tbe
I pegan to use them my hands we're
Eaien up and they have not been
E sore since. ] would not be with.
he outicura Remedies.
rns aso cured a bad sore on the
~ one 81 my n@ghbor's children
)lss )Eses tnisk very highly OF the Cnti,
! tsra r'nsniss. e John w Hasty, So FL
J Fin' n. d., Mar. 5 and Apr. IL, 'oo,"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-03-05
GROWTH OF SALT
INDUSTRY FOR 1909

-he salt industry in the state in 1908
d not as fiourishinc as il was before,
1T is believed by State Statistician
dr IIaines that the business along that
! for 1909 will show an increase of at
a 30 per cert,
nc statistics on salt for 1903 have
a completed and work is now pro-
sing on the report for 1909. Following
,lhe statistics for 1908:
,ifal invested in plants,.,...s .l3l. 600
ID paid for wages s...,...s.. A. 80
1ber OF pounds OF crude salt 47,53S, 900
her OF pounds of refined
u -. - ,l12. 900
lc OF salt at plant. ..,...S Sc SSS
4 number OF employees. ... l05
ragc number OF employees. CT
rentagc OF product sold
Thin the state. ..... 30
7entagc of product sold
-lsIde Of state .......,.. "a
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-03-05
|utt St ills

This popular remedy never falls to
eiiectually cure
Constipation, Sick
adache, Biiiou sness
And ALL DISEASES arising from a
Pid Liver and Bad Digestion
4 The natural result is good appetite
and solid flesh. Dose small; elegant
\ lysugar coated and easy to swallow.
Re No Substitute.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-05-04
ToLSToI CIRCLE.

The members of the Tolstof circle
were the guests OF Mrs. l. Farrell al
the home of her daughter. Mrs D. R
Johnston. ISL Twenty-fourth street.
yesterday afternoon In the absence
OF the president. Mrs. Nathan Kuhn
Mrs. F. H. King presided The sub
ject for the afternoon study was
Whittier" Mrs. George Mole read
the poem. THE Light That is Felt :"
other selections from WhIttier's
poems were read, an autobiography of
his life was given and a general dis
cussion OF the favored authors life
and writings was held Timely topic.
"A Sane Fourth of July" was led by
Mrs. F. II King. and an interesting
and animated discussion followed, but
no decision was reached.
Following the program tempting re-
freshments were served by Mrs. Far.
rell. assisted by her daughter. Mrs.
Johnson. at which time a pleasant 80.
cial hour was spent. the meeting ad-
journing TO meet again Tuesday, May
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-05-04
F A i I { A s E
SUDDENLY Y
ENDED

The preliminary hearing In the caso
OF the State of Utah VS.. William c.
Howell. John Larson, Elliott Ken
nedy and George Larson, was called
in the municipal court this morning,
but tho defense not being ready TO
proceed the hearing was postponed
until 2 o'clock this afternoon.
The defendants arecharged with IN
voluntary manslaughtcr, alleged to
have been committed January LIST.
1910. when Parker Elwood Faut was
run over by an automobile at the Ia,
tersectlon OF Washington avenue and
Twenty-third street and Killed -, q
1T Will be remembered that ME-.
Faut was killed on that day and at
the place designated, and a coroner /
Jury. after hearing the testimony rem
dered a verdict that the man came 10
his death by being run over by an
automobile belonging TO William G.,
Howell. and operated by him at the
time. The evidence at the coroner'E
Inquest also showed that the other de-
PENDANTS, MessrS. Larsous and Ken
hedy. were riding Ia tho machine. the
guests OF Mr.. Howell
Hr. Faults body was taken to FL
wood, Illinois. where 1t was buried In
tho cemetery of his old home. the re-
mains being accompanied to their fin
al resting place by the widow. Mrs
Faut was in the court room this morn
ing as a witness in the case, she be-
ing represented by her lawyer. II, H.
Henderson, County Attorney David
Jensen Is conducting the case for the
state. Attorneys T. d. Johnson, John
E. Bagley and George Halverson ap-
pearing for the defendants.
At the opening of court at O'Clock
this afternoon County Attorney Jeu-
sen asked that the case be held over
for re-setting. and the order was
made
II is understood that compromise
as TO damages has been entered into
between the defendant and Mrs Faut.
she to receive $4,000, and the case
not to be brought to issue In the Grim
inal courts.
County Attorney Jensen states that
the offense charged is misdemeanor
and may be compromised by the par
ties Immediately aggrieved.
Mrs. Faut is the complainant in the
case and the presumption is that, ac-
cording to the terms OF the comprom-
ise. she will not insist on a further
prosecution.