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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1910-07-29

Queer that the man who wrote to
his wife that he was 'shanghaied" on
lake freighter failed to mention the
name of the boat
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1910-07-29

That fierce winter which the nature
sign prophets have foretold has lost
it's chance to make any new records
IN beginning.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1910-07-29

Football is altogether too popular to
be abolished, but would it necessar-
lily be less popular if 1t were made less
| hCmicidal?
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1910-07-29
IMPACT.

'FUncle Jerry, you think there's
going to be an awful smash in
prices some Of these days, do you %
"Gosh, yes Look at the distance
they've got to fall"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1910-07-29

A New York policeman has inherit
ed $1,000,000. That is not the regula-
ton way for New fork policeman
to get so much money.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1910-07-29
THE ETERNAL DIFFERENCE.

The optimist says: "Let's plant a
tree for posterity."
The pessimist says: 'What's pos
terity ever done for mep"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1910-07-29

How He Does 1t.
Il know man who can put anyone
on an easy footing"
"Has he such tact?"
mo; but such good slippers"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1910-07-29

How He Knew.
"What makes you think he is not a
genius?"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1910-07-29

You know they're
best; so do a few
others F! But the
general public-are
they informed? Tell
them! Don't keep
it a dark secret.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1910-07-29
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Ills 90
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-19
SOUTHERN GRAIN AT
THE BIG EXPOSITION
AgIiCuItuTiStS Alive to Its Great
Opportunities.

Cincinnati, o. Especially South
ern agriculturists are alive to the op-
portunities which the Ohio Valley
Exposition, to be held in this city
from August 20 to September IA, is
holding out to them. From all sec
tons of Dixieland come reports of
county fairs and other industrial pro-
jects at which are shown the prod
ucts of various sections of the differ
ent states, and in every instance
there is a decided desire on the part
of the management of these enter
prises to secure specimens of grains
and other agricultural products to be
submitted to the Committee on
Southern Resources of the Ohio Val
ley Exposition, having in charge the
assembling of exhibits for the big
Southern display. Only a few days
ago there were exhibited at the
Statewide immigration Convention at
Jackson, Miss, some extraordinary
samples of wheat and other grains
grown in Covington county, Miss,
anu OJu6T S0cIlOuS VI tuG state HOW
devoted largely to the cultivation Of
grain. These samples came in the
shape of threshed grain and also in
the way of grain in the sheaf, giving
an idea of the general growth of agri-
cultural products. Immediately after
the convention these samples were
submitted to the Southern Resources
Committee, which will have hundreds
of these specimens from which to
select the classiest samples for the
Ohio Valley Exposition.
Yazoo county, Miss, is another
section of that state which has been
sending extraordinary example of
grain crops to the various state con-
ventions.
Meanwhile, Ohio Valley farmers
are slow to see the advantages of
exhibiting their crops at the Exposi-
ton, a fact which will give additional
prominence to the Southern exhibit.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-19
MUSICAL FEATURES
To Be PROMINENT
Cincinnatl's Big Exposition will
Cater to the Masses.

Cincinnati, O.-(Special.) -Lovers
that has leaning toward the classic
or whether it be of the popular ma
ture that is whistled on the streets
or played on the street piano, will
have the qualification of knowing
that their appetites in this line will
be gloriously satisfied at the Ohio
Valley Exposition, which will be held
in Cincinnati from Aug. 20 to Sept.
"a. In the matter of romantic music,
which will appeal to the lover of ar
tistic harmony as well as to the
seeker for melodies that strike favor
ably the untutOred ear the popular
romantic opera "Paoletta," which will
be given in connection with the EX-
position, will offer all that can be de-
sired, the score of this composition
being unusually beautiful and not too
heavy to miss the masses. Solos,
duets, sextets and chorus numbers
of rare beauty are part of the music
of the piece, and as these will be in
the hands of the leading American
artists, music lovers of all classes
will find a rare treat in, the opera.
The orchestral features of the pro-
duction also will be prominent por-
ton of the opera, the leading must
clans of Cincinnati and vicinity hav-
ing been engaged to interpret the
instrumental portion of the score. In
the amusement section proper there
will be two or more band stands To-
Gated in the center of rest section,
where visitors may seek recreation
after a tour of the buildings and be
RECALLED with the latest selections in
the popular as well as the classic
field. The principal restaurant Of the
Exposition will have among its spe-
cial attractions a European concert
band, the leader of which is said to
Guido Sousa Creatore or any of the
other famous leaders in the matter
of gymnastics.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-19
Good Advice.

Since thou art not sure of a minute.
do not throw away an hour.-Erank.in
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-19
AUCTION SALE
w hiisky
In accordance with the provision of
Section 4778 of the Kentucky Statutes.
julius Kessler & Co., will, on
Tuesday, August 3Oth, 1910,

sell at public auction on the pre-
misses of their Paris Distillery, Paris,
Kentucky, the following described
whisky, or so much of it as may be
necessary to pay the license thereon and
the expenses of the sale:
Five (5) barrels of Sam Clay
whisky, serials 102595 to 102599 inclu-
sive, produced in April 1901, at Paris
Distillery No. r., Paris, Kentucky.
Amount to be realized. $3.50. IS and ex-
penses of the sale and cost Of adver-
Using. Owner, G. d. Coons, Depew,
N. Y.
Five (5) barrels of Sam Clay
Whisky, serials 103015 to 103019 inclu-
sive, produced in April. 1901 at Paris
Distillery No. II. Paris, Kentucky.
Amonnt to be realized, S257.l0 and ex-
penses of the sale and cost Of adver-
Using. Owner, Conrad Schenk, Jr.,
Syracuse, N. Y.
Warehouse charges are in default
for more than one year. For further
information inquire of
H. G. BOOTH,
Acting Superintendent,
II 3tF Paris, KY.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-19
Bad Enough.

The men nave enough other foolish
notions without caring much for cut
glass dishes-Atchison (Kan.) Globe
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-19
Here's the Meanest,

We nominate the Philadelphia man
who robbed his mothers bed for
money with which to buy booze. as the
meanest, onriest, most non-deserying
OF sympathy cuss in these glorious
States Of United.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-19
Refreshino Streams

How often man has cause to re-
turn thanks for enthusiasms of his
friends! They are the little foIn-
tains that run down from the hills to
refresh the mental desert of the de-
spondent.-Henry Van Dyke.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-19
The Celestial Emnire

Celestial empire is derived from
Tien Chau, that is the heavenly
dynasty. meaning the kingdom which
the dynasty appointed by heaven
rules over. The inhabitants are called
celestials because they are subjects
of that empire.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-19

Let US figure with you on
on your next work.
OR facilities are the best, having
Just installed one of the latest inn
proved Z Chandler & Price Job
Presses come around and see it
work.
OR type is new and modern
faces.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-19
ENOUGH Said.

lrascible Old Gent Ito schoolgirl
who has collided with him)-"When
you run into people like that you
should say, I beg your PARDON" Girl
There worn't no need. l heard
what you said" Sydney Bulletin.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-19
'Ron,"

A man may be a great success in
business, and never rise above the title
of Mr." but it does not take long for
almost any kind of a man to become
Hon." in politics.-Atchison Globe.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-19
Uncle Eben's Wisdom.

Its a lucky thing foh de human
race, said Uncle Eben. dat de Ten
commandments wasn't loaded down
wifi phraseology like de laws de lesis.
lature passes"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-19
Waterproof.

Mother-"In all the wild storm your
sister Maggie went out with her
throat all bare and exposed" Brother
Rain won't hurt her. She's got a
rubber neck."-Life.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-19
Industrx Grew with Nation.

In 1887 the first really successful
glass factory in the United States
was opened in Boston. Pittsburg
broke into the industry nine years Ia
ter, and from that time on it spread
rapidly as the nation grew.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
What Republican Protection Has Done

of the recent reports covers the dairy
population of the country, which is
about 81, 900, 900, or one COW to every
five people. The average yield is
only about $500 pounds a year. or
five quarts day on the average. 1t
figured that each person in the coun-
try eats about twenty pounds of but
ter each year. Very little butter is
now imported. Each person takes
only four pounds of cheese of the
domestic product. Condensed milk
is somewhat localized, as about three
fourths of it comes from New York
and IliEo OILS. where more than half of
the condensers are located. The
yearly output is about 1900, 900
pounds.
Nothing is being left undone by the
rival cities, San Francisco and New
Orleans. for the celebration attending
the completion of the Panama Canal,
and this city is the center of opera
tons. An effort is now being made
to enlist the support of the newspa-
pers, and by the time Congress meets
it is expected they will be lined up for
one city or the other. However,
many eastern papers will not at this
time be drawn into the controversy,
as it is predicted with the bitter fight
already on, a compromise point in the
east may be selected, or as advan ced
edIthe President, one on the eastern
coast and one on the west.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
SHERIFF'S SALE

By virtue of writ of FL Fa. to me directed.
issued out Of the Court OF Chancery of New
to the highest bidder, on
MONDAY, THE NINETEENTH DAY OF
SEPTEMBER,
in the year of our Lord one thousand nine
hundred and ten, between the hours of
twelve and five O'Clock in the afternoon, 70
wit, at two O'Clock, at the Court House in
bennington, Hunterdon County, New Jersey
all that certain lot tract and parcel of land
scribed, situate lying and being in the town
ship of West Amwell, in the county of Hun
terdon and state OF New Jersey, beginning at
baek oak tree, corner OF land of Azariah
with Stevensons and John Sebold's line south
seventy.five and one-half degrees west. sixty
two chains and elghty;seven links to a stone
in John Roses line; thence ,2) south forty
eight degrees and forty minutes east, forty
five chains and eighty-seven links to stone
in the IL llns between the townships of West Am
thence KY with said township line, north
eighty,'eight and one half degrees east nine.
teen chains and sixty-four links to a corner to
join, Smiths land; thence tD with said
Smith land north nine and three-fonrths de-
grees west, fourteen chains and fifty-six links
to stone, corner to said Smiths land en- the
north side of the gatepost: thence 80 south
eighty one and one half degrees east. nine
chains and ten links to hickory tree, marked
for corner to the same: thence t6) north six
ty two and three-fourths, degrees east, six
chains to corner Azariah Phillips line in
the valley and western margin of small
stream of water, formerly Lynn tree; thence
"a with said Phillips line north, nine degrees
and forty minutes west. thirty chains and six
teen links to the place of beginning, and con-
tanning within said bounds i76 71-l0O acres of
land. Nevertheless, saving and reserving and
excepting therefrom about one quarter Of an
acre of the same, sold by Richard Burroughs
to Aaron " D. Lanning, being the same tract
Of land conveyed to the said Charles Moore
by Richard Burroughs and wife by deed duly
executed and bearing date August 18TH A. D.
1853
Seized as the property of Mary W. BOIL ct
ais, and taken in execution at the suit of Levy
Ellis Building Co., and to be sold by
GEORGE F. GREEN,
Sheriff.
:. RoBFRsoN 4 DEMAREsT, Sol'rs.
Dated August ID, 1910 (pr's fee, 319.75.]
S-16-4t
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
HIGH Prices.

In the midst of this prosperity and
which have under the operation of the tariff law
confronted by perhaps higher prices il
modtes than have known before in time of peace
We told by certain Democrats and demagogues that
these higher prices due to the tariff This
the face of the fact that upon article which
been increased in price the tariff increased but on
the contrary most of them there reduction of the
duty In this connection attention is called to the list
commodities in general use which the tariff left
unchanged materially reduced single example or
two will show the absurdity of those who contend that
higher prices due to the tariff law Not only
the duty boots and shoes reduced from IS per
per cent. ad valorem, reduction of go ger cent but
hides made free and yet today compelled
higher price all the country for boots aud
Shoes An attempt has been made in certain quarters
increase the price of clothing and yet there
of duty On wooens the duty left unchanged
and cotton goods the few increases only upon the
higher priced and luxurious grades On almost all build
ing material, whether of wood iron and Steel the tariff
very substantially reduced. On agricultural imple
ments and household utensils and in fact all the
sares of life, there substantial reduction, be
proved by examining the various schedules of the
Higher prices, therefore, any commodity can not
be attributed to the tariff law and those who raise the
price and give the tariff the deeeivng their
customers by classifying the facts.
Mr. Moon is present member of the Board of Educa
ton. we'll and avoraby known His services have been
such that have doubt that he will be triumphantly
reelected.
Messrs. John and Heath we'll known citizens who
have heretofore aspred hold public Office but every
citizen OF the End Ward knows them and knows that if
elected they will give good account of themselves
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30

of 900 horsepower, equivalent the power of co.
00O, 900 men,
It has built railroads by giving them something to
carry from place place, and aud and
les have sprung up along their rig hts of way.
It has built cities by locating factories in their midst
and the factory makes all the difference between the vii
lage and the city.
1t has cleared and improved farms and made farmers
prosperous by giving them market their doors for
what they raise to SELL
It has fosered and encouraged American industry
until our internal commerce over our own
rivers lakes and railroads is estimated $25 000 0o0
1t is justified by prosperity, gathered from the
legitimate spoils of trade which both labor capital
have participated justified by the policy of other nation
and justified by the declaration of their statesmen.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
OUR WASHINGTON LETTER

But few real active politicians are in
the city at this season of the year,
though some remain here as they are
absolutely essential to keep the gov
ernmental machinery rnnning. These
are, of course, all Republicans and
the news coming in from various
sources is scanned with unusual ill.,
terest, as changes in the political
drift means the life or death of these
party men. Factions develop here
rapidly and the weather vane of poll
tics in its frequent shifts Is watched
with a feeling of uncertainty. 1t Is
recognized that the distance between
Oyster Bay and Beverly is constantly
growing, and that eventually the only
safe manner of communication will
likely be the wireless. Postmaster
General Hitchcock has left the city on
a scouting trip, first to see about his
Senatorial chances from one of the
new western states, and secondly to
quell the insurgent uprising. Balm
ger says he will not resign and Can
non insists he will again be a candi-
date for Speaker, notwith standing the
efforts to sidetrack them.
One of the quaint old cities of the
country is Alexandria, eight miles
down the Potomac river from this city
on the Virginia side. This old city
was rival for the location of the ma
tiona capital in 1917. and was at that
time one of the foremost interior
ports of the new states. The city
prides itself on its unchanged condi-
ton. and remains about as it was half
a century ago, and many historic
points are preserved in their original
state. One of the most noted places
is Christ Church, where Washington
attended service. Fairfax Parish, to
which Alexandria belongs. was Great
ed in 1852, and among the first vestry-
men chosen was Washington, then
thirty-two years of age, The church
was completed in 1878, and all of the
old decorations still remain, includ-
ing crystal chandelier of solid brass
with twelve candlesticks to typify the
Twelve Apostles. Washington's pew
is marked by silver plate with fac
smile of his autograph, and across
the aisle is the Lee pew, with simil-
ar plate with the name of Robert E..
Lee. The long handled purses for
the collections are the most curious
of all the relics. Another landmark
is the Marshall House, where Ellis
worth was killed in pulling down a
Confederate flag at the outbreak of
the Civil war.
The census bureau is rapidly COM
piling the figures submitted, and one
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
The Coquette.

Too late O daughter of turtledove,
You recognized the pleading of a mattel
Long he had called you, but you stayed
above
Too latei
Mourning alone now are you? That is
fate
That strips your selfhood from you like
a glove.
All but your careless vanity was great.
A woe that you shall now have knowl-
edge of
Drove him away at last. and you shall
wait
For aye-for any happiness or love
Too late!
Cleveland Leader.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
8iones and the 1rusta.

Bjones used to talk about the trusts
From morning until night.
He said they robbed the people and
It simply wasn't right
He pointed to the dividends
The great trust magnates drew
And showed how all tho multi ude
Were MIXED just for the few
But now Bjones doesn't say word
About the awful trusts.
His sword within It's scabbard rests
And hguratively rusts.
He never lifts his tuneful voice
And helps tho others knock.
And have rather come to think
That Bjones has got some stock.
-Somerville Journal.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
We'll, Well, Welt

''He took her out boating the other
day
''Well?"
And they got to talking about what
he would do if the boat should cap
size"
Well"
He told her he would clasp her IN
his arms and keep her head above
water
'WelI?"
''She immedia tely capsized the boat"
Houston Post.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
Sweet Of Her.

Mrs. Hoyle-I have perfectly lovely
idea
Mrs. Doyle-What is it?
Mrs. Hoyle-My husband is candi-
date for alderman. and the election
comes on his birthday. and so I'm 60
ing to buy him some votes for his
birthday present. New York Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
And Points That Hurt.

SAY" sneered the bulldog, you
don't know much about scientific fight
ing, do you?'
Perhaps not" replied the porcu-
pine. However. if you want to try
a little bout with me | think | can
give you a few points, - Catholic
Standard and Times.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
Suggestive Seaside Note,

Minnick - How the tide comes in.
with its long. green roll.
Sinnick-Simply a delicate intima-
ton that you'll have to come in with
one. too, if you expect to stay here
awhile-Browning's Magazine.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
Horrid!

1--WE were all on the beach," says the
lady. Gin our bathing suits. and one Of
those horrid newspaper photographers
came along and took snapshots of us. !"
1.-The wretchw
Eyes. And I've bought his paper
every day since then. and he hasn't
printed my picture at all."-Chicago
Post.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
ANNOUNCEMENT

10 the Republican voters of Hunterdon Co
/ herewith announce that at the Primary N.
ectlon held in September | will be a candi-
date for the nomination of Freebooter on the
hepubhcan Ticket and will appreciate your
support Respectfully
EDISON r. WATERS,
Lebanon Twp. Glen Gardner. N 7
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
Common Council.

The regular meeting of the Com mon Coun
ell of the City of Lambertville will be held in
the Council Room, Masonic Hall, on MON.
DAY EVENING, SEPT 5th, 1870, at SEQ
O'Clock,
JAMES H. REYNOLDS, City CLERK.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
IFS President Taft Said

did not agree nor did the Republican party agree
that would reduce rates to such point reduce
prices by the introduction of foreign competition That
what the free traders desire That what the
tariff reormers desre but that what the Republican
platprm promised and it not what the Re publican par
ty wished to bring about.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
Professional.

"Oh. haven't you got the nerve?" she
cried.
Yes" he answered in tone didactic,
For he was the dentist She meant the
nerve
OF the tooth he had just extracted.
Baltimore American.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
Needed the Money.

Mrs. rimsonbeak-Been to see the
doctor?
Mr. Crimsonbeak - Yes; just came
from there
did he find out what was the mat
ter with you?'
yes; he discovered had So that he
wanted. "-Yonkers Statesman.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
As Usual.

The people met to pray for rain.
And rain it did. b'gosh.
For one man In that faithless crowd
Had brought his macintosh.
Chicago Tribune
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-30
Evils Checked by Tariff.

In passing the Payne tariff bill legislators had to con-
slider that tariff policy which would share co.
population market with foreign capital and foreign labor
by permitting the free approximately free importation
of foreign commodities which ourselves grow
ufacture and produce we'll as foreigners
l. Would admit to markets the products of foreign
nations which protect their markets against and confer
no corresponding reciprocal benefits upon
g. Would lower the level of American citizenship with
out raising the level of foreign citizenship
g. Would stimulate foreign production while depress-
ing
A. Would increase the employment of foreign labor
while teducing the employment of our own labor.
5. Would send American money abroad instead of
keeping it in circulation here.
g. Would drive small domestic producers to the wall
and having driven them the WALL would leave the indus
trial field the possession of strong monopolies which
could fix the wages of labor and prices of commodities to
suit themselves aud make international trade agreements
beyond the reach of our law.
What Republican Protection Has Done.
This policy of protection has added to the gold dug
from mines foreign gold paid for the products of
American labor
1t has kept all the wheels, shafts and bands of pro
duction motion until they have developed aggregate