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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-05-07
American League.

New York at Boston. Washington at Philadelphia Chicago at Detroit. St. Louis at. Cleveland.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-05-07

Last Sundays crowd at Wheeler's lot was one of the largest ever seen of the city and it is expected that the one tomorrow will smash all records.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-05-07
Eastern League.

Montreal at Providence. Toronto at Jersey City. Buffalo at Newark
 Rochester at Baltimore
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-05-07
Eastern League.
WHERE THEY PLAY TO-DAY.

Bridgeport at New Britain. Waterbury at New Haven. Springfield at HolyOke.
 Hartford at Northampton.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-05-07
"A Reliable Remedy
EIy's Cream Balm is quickly absorbed.
 Cives Relief at 0nce

Gives Relief at Once.
 It cleanses, soothes, heals and protects the diseased men- brane resulting from Catarrh and drives away a Cold in the Head quickly. Re- stores the Senses of
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-05-07

President Mcleod will be in town tomorrow as he is reviewing the ames looking for dirty players
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-05-07
National League.

New York 3, Philadelphia ?. Pittsburg 6. Chicago 1. Boston 8, Brooklyn 5.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-05-07

Standing. (OmciaI.)
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-05-07

players crowding about Walsh? Have another think, if they ever attempted that stunt there would be many punishment to the club house. It was very disgusting to the spectators to arguing.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-05-07
American League,

New York Il, Boston 0. Cleveland 4, St. Louis 3. Chicago 4. Detroit 0. Philadelphia f, Washington 3.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-05-07

WANT ADS. CENT A WORD
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-05-07
CATARRH

Haste and Smell. Full size oU cts, at Drug gists or by mail In liquid form, 75 cents.
 Ely Brothers. 56 Warren Street. New York.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-05-07

It was big day for three baggers yesterday. five in all being made, Wolf being the only visitor to turn the trick. Ladd opened the fourth with q drive almost to the bull, while Bob by Stowe followed right after him with another among the autos in left field
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-05-07

Bridgeport was not the only club which had a big time of it yester- day. While we were handing it to Bill Luby's followers. Mique Finn's Waterburies trounced HOlyoke 1I-6 The exhibitors grabbed IS hits.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-05-07

At Hairs Lot tomorrow the clov-
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-05-07

The Hamp Bridgeport game was treated with the appearance of MT. Watt as the uInp. Watt is late of the Buster Brown musical company and is said to be some artist with the pipes. but he was quite weak with those organs yesterday.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-05

them to be. peruna cured mo Of inter-
nal catarrh when my doctor could
not"
Headache and Weak Back.
Mrs Emma Grocn, 913 Jason ST..
Room z. Denver, Colo. writes:
'Pcruna hns been great blessing
TO me. suffered agonies with severe
headaches and n week back and could
hardly drag myself around
"A friend who was visiting me was
taking Peruua for the same trouble.
and Induced me 10 try &C. ] soon found
that ] was being helped and iu less
than three weeks I felt like different
woman and IN four months I was
well. Peruna certainly gave me
strength
81 consider it an ideal woman's
remedy"
Systemic Catarrh.
Mrs. Augusta Pauline Ochs. r. IT,
ID. 2, North English, Iowa, writes:
II took Peruna over three years.
suffered from systemic catarrh and
had pains Ia my right side so ] could
hardly do my houseWofk
- am SO years old. and am now
doing all my housework. I am IN the
best of health and cannot thank Or.
Hartman enough for his good advice
and medicine"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-05
SENATOR ALDRICH
SOUNDS WARNING
Calls Regular Republicans To-
uether and Tells Them OF
Serious Situation.
WHAT DEFEAT WOULD MEAN
IA Insurgents and Democrats Void
Entail Failure of the
Taft Policies.

washington. May 4-Throagh the
formation today of an org. nization
which its leaders claim represents a
clear majority Of the entire senate, and
70 be- made up wholly of regular Re
pubnc8us. a movement was started 70
settle whether the senate shall remain
conservative become radical or De
thrown into political chaos as far as
concerns any coherent policy on the ad-
m.nIsuation program.
senator Aldrich called the regular
Republicans together and confronted
them with "a grim description OF the
possible political effect of their appar-
emit defeat az the hands of the insur-
gent Republicans and Democrats I'm the
fight over the traffic agreement section
Of The administration railroad bill He
asked his associates whether they were
ready 20 submit TO domination by such
combination. ANY such surrender ne
warned them. meant the failure of the
Taft policies and the downfall of con-
but IN the Republican party generally.
some one reminded Senator Aldrich
that senator's then gathered together
were not in agreement on an points:
vhereupon he replied they must set to-
rether and agree 20 stand together and
let the details be secondary. Otherwise,
he said. Congress would adjourn with
out accomplishing a single item OF the
TAFT program.
The entire tone OF this conference
was beIIeerent toward the insurgents
This was the dominant note. Let us
get together and stand as unit
against every insurgent proposition
10 the insurgents propose any good.
WEN take IL over bodily and put it
through as our own II they propose
anything bad, Wen stamp 10 out"
PRESIDENT Is ADVISED.
tt was stated President Tart had
been kept fully advised Of the situation
and was entirely in sympathy with the
plan and virtually pledged to IT, IL
was said In behalf OF the conferees that
while the measures resorted TO were
heroic they were necessary in defense
ID. cue .liAIiIllArN tlAllal anu the AIlt EIlAA
of The Republican party. and as a
means 20 any effective legislation what
ever
To Senator Aldrich was given the
leadership OF the new movement. He
In late today for Rhode Island, and
win not return before Tuesday The
plan meanwhile. is 10 mark time" and
"hold the fort" There will be many
conferences at the White House and
elsewhere 10 perfect the militant plan.
The Intention Is TO avoid test votes on
any subject OF importance until next
week.
Every hour brings additional evidence
.' The widening breach between the
regulars and the insurgents I'm both
houses Conservative Republican lead
.rs with hardly an exception. con-
tess TINT In neither house is there
coherent majority Even those I'M
familiar as yet with the plans of the
new senate organization seem 10 be
awaiting the return of President Tart
10 See what IL anything. he can do TO
ger at least some remnants Of his pro-
gram through Congress AS matters
stand tonight the prospect from the
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-05

Ndncy and Bladder Trouble.
~. mrs Jackson Hadley. Esopus. n. Y.
IL with the greatest pleasure I
So lhls. For years ] nave suffered
tra,,,y with kidney aud bladder
Tnio' The pain i'm my back by
So was so great 1 could scarcely
Ne on my feet and such terrible
49, 'a'hes and pain around my heart.
ils was So nervous an the timt that
o seemed a burden to me.
h,,t paid out a great many dollars.
t1gT lor doctors and patent medicines.
no benefit only for tha time
n, one day looking through a Peru
Re-" 'lHanae, / saw how many had
fofl".o .hehted by using Peruua.
To- "eu directions. and after taking
m, "'tties of Peruna can stand on
~, ana work an day with COM
bas me pain In my back ana head
psr, 'NufelN left mo. and ] am not So
curcd and can say ] am completely
from an kidney trouble.
Internal Cutnrrh.
RI ~ NJ T. Seymour. Il. T.. ID. 2,
man. Georgia. writes:
q. am ready to speal, few words
" .t"tor of Peruna and Manalln
m nave tried them for nearly every
OF ufe myself and family ana
""1 lhem TO be all the doctor claims
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-05
WELLS TO BE DEEPENED.
Land Board Grants Request OF Farm.
crs on Levan Ridge.

AZ IFS meeting yesterday the state
board Of land commissioners decided 20
sink the experimental well on the Lee
van ridge in Juab county an additional
distance OF 200 feet The well is now
down 500 feet, but the farmers In that
region made an urgent request that 4
should be sunk deeper The board will
shortly ask for bids for the work II
was decided by the board 10 sink an
experimental well. Of a depth Of GOO
feet I'm Iron county at SOME location to
be selected later.
The matter Of the sale Of the Ptute
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-05

Republican point of view is anything
but alluriuB.
The situation has developed almost
without halt from The beginning uf the
last session. when the warfare began Iu
tine house over the sIe3k.rship and the
adoption of the rules. some locate tha
beginning of the split as fan back as
the Fifty ninth Congress. and trace 10
down TO the suddenly widening b.aak
of last years tariff session. since when
there has been little sgublau.o Of
harmony on the majority side. especial
y WV
lM VI Ei'iAIE CAUSE OF bA->If.l''
The inability of the two factions of
the Republican party To- get together is
the immediate cause OF danger 90 the
legislative program Each side bIlmcs
the other The Insurgents Say tho
fault lies in the arrogance and iutol-
eranco of tho longtime leaders of the
majority toward the progressive
policies represented by most of the Re-
publicans of tho mIdII. west. The reg
ulars charge the Insurgents are simply
trying 10 destroy tine Republican party
bv attempting 10 3iscrcdit its time
honored leadership and principles and
10 ride over the ruins 10 power
The striking thing about the whole
situation. 10 tho impartial observer. is
the evidently sincere conviction OF
each party that % Is itself loyal To-
Rcpublicanism and wholly boo the right,
and the other is either WIIfullv rec
creant or anaticauy self-deceivcd and
is more or less consciously "a band Of
pubIfe enemies The battle has gs-
sumed deadly. and certainly historic,
proportions a good many politicians.
looking beyond the moment are ask
ing what angle the struggle viii take
I'm the next Republican national con-
vention.
pENtocRA TT-pTt ANT
,,,-,, ,-,.
Mean Whl'e lng p'.io. .a'' in 10y.
houses -, arc LOSING Oh WIN '' IT,
80 ~. 'Npr e7sioil.
They say That which ever loses we
chez ds,, -, ~ g,n,. a!1,b. .,,i,,
roIicy Ne have ia mis- sffair A. 10 l,aar.
hotb of ,oI, cslln,vs irrftstcd "
M to,.ii,. I csder ssronn NJ p.y7o az
~. 'yort ,,,,,,,da,l ,f,,. ,,,I,. ,..,tf,f,+il
M, t1,ot co,,i.1 d.. t.srd ir , ..,,,,...ss
- ~, bl,,,so
~ bo,,s,,,, s.,.,, .,. l,,..,,.4 .,.,.tt,i-- .r,
Tho Rcri,biiosp "a. tvbiob in,ijc.,rs 3,
,-reat e,iit ir tbc init, sgid er
pa,,ne .rrs,.e ,,,,,, ~, I,a tnc,,ired ,,.itb
a b.a,d s,,,iio ~ tbt,t tb1s, c.IIg,,,s H.,
tbe eenato arc ,nd,,i,, alarmed 3,
IN +hc en-. Iscd r.,r,s,,t.,tf,.s
.,-,..tsnI os N.,,, VII n,. 1f e..
ne, ',,.r,so,,.,ti,.e ss{5.
..T,t,fs i,,-,,,,,.,,c,, d. Mt p,.,..,,,,,,.,
g.,i,.,,s n h. ,lt.',4,. e,ri,,,,s r. M.
Vision me tbie i'm The nart,. continues
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-05

reservoir project viii be considered az
a special meeting of the board 20 be
held MAY -. and at which the attor-
ney general win be Ia attendance. A.
B. Christensen Of Richngld IS a bidder
for the project, but 81 has been held
by the attorney general that the prof.
ect cannot DE sold to one person or
corporation, but must bee parcclcd out
% humcstcadcrs.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-05

Many box parties arc made nm for
fba san r.t. 49,, t',,,i..r,, ,5
others U.fri oae,.... t,s No.. 7'J ,..'i-
auct and bsiroYv eelt- mo r,atin..
p,.r. f,r "a, b.re't, '.+ tb.' 1r,..,.',l' D.,
homo win De somethinr In the nature
to he 0usJ tn H. .5,.a.It,.
one Of the charming affairs of The
noon bv Mrs ynIiirrton 81 Tal.a
the room. bsIrg gg,arlteI t,-,,.l,i,'',If
iu the ge8sou,. 1,o.a,s ia, ,.,-.a.,7 ,..,I-
or-. tine rapartiou ,,..r., md Iil.r.,,,. in,
green and vlbit. tb. dirI,,.. r.,a, f,
y.II.,-anf fb. Iare.. l,.,Il 1900. t,. t.. i,.
where tl. uu..b..'., b.. 5..,,...l l,f.... a.,
green ANA v.bif. ,I,r.-. .., a. ,.I,f'-
with covers I9f5 r,r d. gIs.ts and fr.
place cards ,ybi,b .1r, Inn a.. rr@,.5tI'r..
and vblt. rarg3r.,I,. nm ah..,- t,o
room are brl.,n.. t,ftb gr,e. s,II.r..
ana vases and bo,.l, ~ sro..bsIf- ...4.I
bridal wreath 4 raiuo called hsalfs
and flowers follows fha luncheon and
hearts ir green and whit. sr. us4d
while tho Rush Tro,itld,rtrs ,I.y
Hearts and IIo,yers % ,ber- ,,uI h..
no prizes. but sa.n ru.st receives "A
Souvenir I'm f.a ,,.,,. ~ "a brn. boupd
green and v.bif. ,luIy ti.d ina ri,b,ne
uf thr Same r,I.rs ain aIs, b. gi,sr
Luncheon was served ,t l.,.cioet vim
tha br.dra r.,tua f,,1l,v.irg
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-05
SOCIAL. AND
ERSONAL

All matter Tor tile Saturday night
social page OF the News must be
sent in not later than noon on Fri
day. the day previous.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-05

Good Plumbing Pays.
J Vs. Dudley $50 So. sth j.. EaN
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
Ailitnrx Rnrs.

An old military dictionary tells US
that rats were sometimes used in wal
for the purpose of firing powder maya.
zines by means of lighted matches tied
to their tails. We cannot offhand re-
call any historical instance of this, but
presumably it did occur, seeing that
Marshal Vauban laid down special
rules for counteracting it. Anyhow
the dodge is as old as Samson, who,
you may recall, used foxes in similar
way for somewhat similar purpose.
AS to the royal rat catcher, we may
add that he had special official livery,
According to Pennant's British Zoolo.
gy," 1t consisted Of scarlet costume,
embroidered with yellow worsted, in
which were figures Of mice destroying
wheat sheaves. BY the way, rats were
not the only animals honored with a
special catcher. leicester, for instance,
used to pay yearly salary of 81 lis
Cd to its municipal mole catcher
London Standard
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
No Appetite

"I took H od's Sarsaparilla when was
very sick woman, had no appetite what
ever, and could not sleep more than three
hours night. was persuaded by a friend
to try it, took two bottles of it, and it
greatly benefited me, gave me good appe-
tite and sound Sleep" Mrs. John Edens,
2220 w 3rd St., Davenport, Iowa.
Hoods Sarsaparilla restores the app etite
and makes sleep sound and refreshing by
building up the whole system. 1t tpurifies
the blood, strengthens the nerves, aids and
perfects digestion. Take it this spring.
Get it today in usual liquid form or tablets
called Sarsatabs. 100 Doses One Dollar.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
Head dache

'My father has been sufferer from sick
headache for the last twenty five years and
never found any relief until he began
taking your Cascarets. Since he has
begun taking Cascarets he has never had
the headache. They have entirely cured
him. Cascarets do what you recommend
them to do. will give you the privilege
of using his name. "-E. M. Dickson,
II2o Resiner St., w. Indianapolis, Ind.
Pleasant, Palatable Potent. Taste Good.
Do Good Never Sicken, Weaken or Gripe.
10c, 25c, Soc. Never sold in bulk. The gen.
uine tablet stamped G G G. Guaranteed to
cure or your money back.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
A Carlyle Retort.

An empty headed duke once said to
Thomas Carlyle at dinner:
"The British people, sir, can afford
to laugh at theories"
Carlyle, scowling, replied:
"The French nobility of hundred
years ago thought that they could af.
ford to laugh at theorists too. But a
man came and wrote book called
The Social Contract This man was
Jean Jacques Rousseau, and his book
was theory and nothing but theory.
The mobiles could laugh at his theory,
but their skins went to bind the sec
ond edition of the book"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
A SkfIIfuI Aviator.

"Are you interested in these avia-
tors?"
Intensely. watched one this morn
ing who was an adept He rose, dip
ped, circled, turned corners and alight-
ed without trouble and without mis-
hap"
well, well! He must have been a
bird!"
He was; Of the sparrow variety
Washington Herald.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
Don't Wear
a russ
After Thirty Years Experience
Have Produced An Appliance
for Men, Women or Children
That Cures Rupture.
4 Send It On Trial.

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you prices and names of many people who have
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ness no lies.
send on trial to prove what say is true. You
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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
FREE INFORMATION COUPON
sclf-Possess1on.

Mr.. Kajones, who had happened to
step into the parlor while looking for
a book, was just In time to see some-
body slip hastily off somebody else's
knee.
"Ah, Bessie" he observed, pleasant
ly, this is a merger, is it? Or Ia It q
limited partnership"
Neither, papa" said Bessie, recov-
ering herself Instantly: George is my
holding company--thats all."-Chicago
Tribune
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
VIII Get 1t.

you should insist" said the doctor,
cold baths"
Il don't have to insist" answered
the worried father He'll be out skat-
ing before the ice is an eighth of an
inch hick."-Washingt Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
Striking an Axerare.

"Glycerine McCurdy, I love you'll"
"Orlando Spoonarore, hate you'll"
"Well, then," he sighed. forlornly, II
suppose we'll have to compromise on
platonic dship."-Chicago Tribune.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
Childhood,s Unfailing Hoy.

AS long as there are children in the
world the golden and objectless occu-
patton of make believe will go on; the
pursuit of delight itself, untrammeled
oy rules or purpose.-Eton College
Chronicle
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
Easily Answered.

The teacher had written difficult
problem on the blackboard.
Nov, children" she said, what Is
the first thing to do with this?"
Erase It'll" shouted the bad little
boy on the front seat
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
IT IS NOW PROPOSED

To organize Purchasing Syndicate
with capital stock of 1901, 800. This
capital stock to be represented by
100 units of the par value of s3,0l8;
that the Union Bank & Trust Co.
shall have the management of the
syndicate. cause the title of the
property to be placed in the name Of
the Union Bank & Trust Company
as trustee, and at once take the me-
cessary steps to subdiyide the land
into tracts of 40 acres each; to sell
the 40-acre tracts at 81, 900 each,
payable $500 down, $500 in one year,
$500 In two years, $500 in three
years, and $500 in four years.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22

Mamma, don't never want to eat
at this restaurant again"
why not, dear?"
"The under side of my chair seat Is
all wire springs, and my gum won't
stick to it,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
EIston Avenuey

Stranger-Is this pay-as-y -you-en-
ter carr"
Native-That doesn't classify 1t ac-
curately. It's swear-as-you- enter
car.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22

An, Yosl
How easy 1t is to remember tne
Maine"
When tits only to mourn or to praise
her!
How hard to recall her when some one
would fain
See few dollars voted to raise her!
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
AIigninr Himself.

brother Hardesty, you've heard of
what they call the higher criticism.
haven't your"
yes, l know all about that"
well, do you take any stock in it?'
mot bit, Brother Irons; I'm ortho-
dox. I'm no insurgent" Chicago Trib-
una
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
Thought He Had.

Speaking of the boycott of beef have
you ever tried horse meat?"
20, yes, presume SO, and goat meat
too, dare say. I've eaten in all sorts
of restaurants"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
In His Mind.

"Old chap, where are you going 70,
your vacation?"
"All over the country. In fact, I'm
taking 1t now--reading summer resort
litera ttIra
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
An Easy One.

An Easy One.
Tommy, do you know the meaning
of 'prehensile'?"
mo- ma'am."
1T means adapted to seize Do you
think you can remember that?"
"Yes'm."
"Give me a sentence in which the
word is correctly used"
"'See the good ship. how prehensile
Il ISL"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
To Be PERFECTLY Frank.

TO DC TVFIeCIIy FFHnks
His Lawyer-They charge you with
burglary. Now you will have to tell
me, as your counsel, whether they have
any direct evidence connecting you
with the crime.
Client-Well, believe they-er-
caught me in the act
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
No Ambition in That Direction

George" said Mrs. Ferguson,
there's an item in this paper that tells
you how to know mad dog when you
see one"
"Shucks!" exclaimed Mr.. Ferguson
'T've no desire to know any mad dogs"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
stnndardining His Gratitude.

Wareham Long-What'd you say eff
Rockefeller wuz to give We a million
dollars?
Tuffold Knutt-Tanks! - Chicago
Tribune.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22

visitor-Come here, my dear; whose
pretty little girl are you?
Housemaid-'Sh, Mrs. Jimes! The
courts 'aven't decided yet.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
Tie L. EssentiaY.

dad, what sort of a bureau Is
matrimonial bureau?"
20, any bureau that has five drawers
full Of women's fixings and one mans
tie In it."--Houston Post.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
Johnny,s Mistake.

Against his little playmate's breast,
By her Il dare you" goaded.
He pressed the pistol-ah, you've
guessed?
You're wrong! 1T WASN'T LOAD
ED!
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
Underhanded Trick.

Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets.
Druggists refund money if it fails to cure. E. w.
GROVES signature is on each box. Csc.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
His status.

"Your husband doesn't seem to take
very active part in politics." observed
the caller.
NO" said Mrs. Lapsling. HE doesn't
believe in going to extremes In any
thing; he's a conservatory"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
Looks Down ON othern.

Fuddy-Yes, that's Cartwright over
there. He's won several aviation
prizes, and consequently holds his head
pretty high.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-04-22
The Practical view.

"Do you believe in table tipping?"
1ueried the woman advocate of spirit
ualism.
mot me-" replied the matter of fact
man. II have found waiter tipping
more satisfactory when I'm hungry
Boston Herald.