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4 s,u,p,. LIE.

"And what inquired the visitor.
who was being NICE to little Bobbie.'
''are you going to do when you grow
upY
BE q business man." responded Rob-
ert. like father. He took me down to
his Office last week. aud I'm going 10
work like him and have q good time.
And what are you going to do in
businessy' pursued the visitor.
"Going to do just like dad" repeated
the youngster-''catch the train every
morning and when | get to the Office
light big cigar and sit down at my
desk and say there's so much work =,
do it's no use beginning till after lunch.
and then go out With another big lnan
and eat and eat till | can't eat any
more, and then 60 back to business and
ask everybody else why the work amt
done. and then get so mad because
nobody does anything that I'll g,
home early and be 50 tired can; do
thing except read the paper and
smoke r,ore big cigars and swear."-
PearSOn,A
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abouts Is my destination: II doesn't
make much difference. came back to
town yesterday afternoon and spent
all night packing up. Haven't touched
a bed"
willis" said Barring. laying hand
upon his shoulder, .this simply cant
be- know-I tell you l know-she
loves you"
''She not only does not love me"
answered Rutherforl; "she scorns me-
Well. I've led rather wild life, but
you know me pretty well. Am l worse
than most menY'
NO" answered Barring. ''but heaven
knows what some malicious gossip
may have told Anna. And she's not
lcnient in her moral judgments. as
you're well aware. But. man. don't
70 away without struggle. Let me
help you II you have been black
guarded by some scandalmonger can
set you right. j owe It to our friend
ship"
"You are very kind" said Ruther-
ford. but there Is not the smallest
hope. have no longer the slightest
pretensions. The field is quite open
to Others
when do you go?''
AT & o'clock Don't come to the
station. just want to sneak away
alone Goodby."
Barring did not attempt to detain him.
having resolved upon an immediate &C.
ton. He went directly to the Claren
dOns. and Anna received him.
| 'Anna." said he. willis Rutherford
Is my closest friend. the friend Of my
childhood. He has come to me IN
trouble. | am here to clear his good
| name"
| She studied his face for some sec
1 Onds.
MIR. Rutherford has confided In you,
said she. Il do not question the pro
pricty Of his doing 50. But will you
| answer me this: Why do you believe
| that my rejection OF Mr.. Rutherford
had anything to do with his good
| name?''
Because think you care for him
Anna" said he. "Your heart did no.
speak truly to him"
"Have you read that In my-face?
she asked
Yes" he answered.
Il beg Of you to tell me when"
He told her the precise truth. 1
was a relief to him to confess his fault
AT the moment when you observed
me-" said she-"for which act. By tn,
way. you have my full forgiveness
was not thinking especially Of Mr
Rutherford. had d very simple
pleasant. friendly thought in my mind
| | had seen you and Mr.. Rutherfor,
standing ut the head Of the stairway
had seen you go down with him.
supposed that you were on your wa.
to the Stuarts' week end party. an,
was glad to know that you were 70
ing. That Is all"
You were thinking Of mer'
.Yes."
"3ut saw in your face as clearl
~ ever mortal vision saw anything
"very WELL" she said as he pauset
and suddenly the tears rushed into he
eyes: Il don't deny IT,
anna. You love mer'
"You great goose. You a reader d
faces: You're mere man. that's wha
ron are. And you'll never get over b,
ing stupid. no matter how mnch so
study. read your face long ago :
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The seotsman's English.

When . cold becomes settled in the
system, it will take several days. treat
ment to cure it, and the best remedy to
use is Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. It
will cure quicker than any other, and
also leaves the system in a natural and
healthy condition. Sold by all dealers.
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The ''breathing' Of iocomotive-
that Is to say, the number Of puts
given during a journey-depends upon
the circumstances Of its driving
wheels and their speed. No mat.
ter what the rate OF speed may
be. for every one round Of the driving
wheels locomotive will give four
pufs-two out Of each cylinder. the
cylinders being double. II the ~.
erage circumference Of the driving
wheel is twenty feet and the speed per
hour ffty miles. q locomotive will
give. going at express speed. $50 puts
per minute. $500 puts per hour and
1866 puffs per mile.-London Stand.
ard
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Florists JarQon.

The florists have a trade jarg0D OF
their own. When a man who grows
flowers for q living ratties Oh some
thing like paper whites. valleys and
Romans the confused layman has 10
stop to think what the tumble Of words
means. It Ii only the trade way Of say.
ing paper white narcissus. lily OF the
valley and Roman hyacinth. Likewise
mum" II their word for CHI yaanihe-
mum. and time and space are likewise
saved BY saying ''cyp'' instead Of
cypripedium. So bridesmaid roses are
''nlaids." American Beauties are beau
ties." Perle du Jardin becomes ''per.e
and ID pronounced pearl while Souvs-
mir du President Carnot is reduced to
its last word. just as those other Illus.
trious French rose names. General
Jacqueminot and Marechal Mel. where
shortened to Jack" and ''Nier' In the
heyday Of their glory. - New York
Press
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Power of lmaoination,

The magination is wonderful" said
a college professor. Il know Chi
tag0 man who went last summer TO
Asbury Park. He in quaint way
proved my point. He didn't reach As
tury Park till 10 o'clock at night. and.
very tired. he turned In at once. As he
Rtfled his head comfortably on the
plllow he said TO his wife:
Listen TO the thunder and hiss of
The surges. Maria. haven't heard
Efbat glorious sound for forty years.
No more insomnia nowr
And. indeed. for the first time iD
three months the man slept like a log.
hui when he awoke In the morning be
found that the uproar which had IulIed
Nm to sleep was the noise of garage
"a the rear of the hotel. The sea was
eser mile away Detroit Free
ppoSc
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Pleasant.

Strange Guest-l don't know half The
people Ii the room. Just look at that
woman over there-ths cross eyed, red
headed one And some one told me
she was married. Don't you think the
fellow was fool? Other Guest (Ineek-
lyl-l know be was. I'm him. Baitf
more American.
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Without Trimmings.

Ayne, an examiner at Cambridge
sefsity. whose questions were al
- of peculiarly exasperating na.
s. once asked student at a special
llnation to give a definition Of
piness."
exemption from Payne" was
reply.
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any school children suffer from con-
non, which is often the cause of
ang stupidity at lessons. Chamber
= stomach and Liver Tablets are an
l medicine to give a child, for they
MID and gentle in their effect, and
cure even chronic constipation.
oy all dealers.
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Suitable Game.

Uncle Jack came 10 visit the family
just after Johnny had recovered from
m attack Of the whooping cough.
How did you amuse yourself while
you had 1T" be asked.
.Me and another boy who had Il
played Indians and gave warwhoops,"
answered the little fellow. Chicago
News
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Just Talkino.

Stella-l hear that Lizzie Is talking
Of getting married again Bella al
didn't know that she had been married
, once yet Stella She isn't said she
was talking of 1t again.
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Plenty In Rssssvs.

A man who had teen lighting goe
two black eyes. Next morning b INST
friend, who exclaimed:
"Why. Jack. where have you been7
You've got two black eyesr'
That's nothing" be replied y
could have got plenty more. only ! had
no place to put them"
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Warned.

"She told me that might hope"
Better look out. I've known girls
to say that when they intended TO ac-
cept q chap. Puck.
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The English Manor House Bathroom.
A writer In the American Magazine
gives the following directions By which
q visitor may always iDd the house.
hold bathroom In an old English man.
or house:
THE household bathroom may be
reached BY descending the narrow
stone steps from the second door back
Of the north battiement. Follow the
fall In q southeasterly direction until
you come TO the armor gallery. then
turn sharply to the left and follow the
corridor to the top. open the door at
the end OF this long hall and take a
half flight OF stone steps tOliver Crom-
well once kissed serving maid 10 this
dark passage, on the right and pass
into the open hail at the end. You will
easily discover the bathroom, because
It II the fourth door from the mullion
window. beautiful piece Of glass Of
Charles lis time"
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Printer Wanted

Beginning with the Oath of this
month and until January tst next
a printer can find employment in
this office.
No job work is done. There will
be but few display ads to set, and
aside from feeding and caring for
Monona Leverless newspaper
press and operating a Mustang
mailer once week, there will be
little to do but set straight type.
A young man, unmarried, of
cleanly habits, sober, industrious
and who would not smoke in the
Office may have the place. Any
two-thirder, say from fourteen to
eighteen years Of age, should be
able to fill it. This may lead to a
permanent sit.
Write at once, furnishing ref
erences, and state wage demanded.
Address the proprietor or the un-
dersigned. A. D. SCANLAND.
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rha Giant aihls.

There b 10 the Royal library at
Storkhoim among other curloeiftes
manuscript work known ns the giant
Bible on account of its extraordinary
dimensions. 1t measures 30 centime-
ters IN length and b 30 centimeters
In breadth-that Is. about IS BY 10
inches. It requires three men to lift
It. There are 300 pages. but seven
have been lost The parchment Of
which the book II composed required
the skins Of l60 asses. There are two
columns on each page. and the book
contains the Old and New restaments.
with extracts from Josephus. The
initial letters are Illuminated. rne
binding Is Of oak. four and one-haif
centimefers Ii thickness The hook
narrowly escaped destruction In the
dre In the royal palace of Stockholm
In 1897. II was saved. but somew hat
damaged. By being thrown out Of a
window.-London Globe.
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Didn't Lihs ceurss Dinners.


A colored woman. native Of the
south. had been working for fiat
dwelling family Of moderate means In
the east end. but resigned recently TO
accept q place bringing higher wages
with q wealthy family who i've In
large house on Euclid heights and
have their dinner served In courses
every night just az II there was com
pany. This coiored woman had been
brought up TO put everything on the
table at once. With the exception pos
sibly OF the dessert. and did not take
kindly to the course system. A few
days ago her former mistress met her
on the street and inquired how she
liked her new place.
"Oh. not ve'y weIl." she replied. Il
don't like this hyah way OF su'yin'
things In courses. The's too much
shlltin' O the dishes To- the fewness O.
the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
| The scotsman's English.
A true specimen Of the highland
mans difficulties With the English ian
guagr:
Farmer lwho had instructed his
Gaelic shepherd to look for number
| Of sheep that had wandered from the
fold,- Well. Donald. have you found
Them:
AYE. mister"
.sNhere did you get them~
well. gOt two by itself. one to-
| gether and three among one Of Me-
fsOn's."-TOndo News.
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Various Jewish Projects.

AS long ago as 1866 Sabati Zeyi set
the Jews of Europe preparing for q
return to Palestine. Not only the Door
er brethren but even the rich mer.
chants of Venice and Leghorn were
seized by the excitement, and for a
whole century, the great bulk of the
people refused to be disillusioned. II
was not until the appearance of George
Eliot's Daniel Deronda" that the lew.
ish nationalist movement received
another stimulus SO strong as this:
but in the meantime many schemes
were propounded, including an attempt
in 1854 to float a company TO enable
the descendants of Israel to obtain and
cultivate the land OF promise" Var.
ious famous people have been inter.
ested in the idea of establishing an in.
dependent Jewish kingdom, not neces.
sarily in Palestine The Dutch West
India Company tried the experiment
in Curacao. and Oliver Cromwell did
the same in Surinam. Marshal Save
proposed such kingdom in south
America with himself as king, and In
1860. Judge Noah purchased Grand
island in the River Niagara with !,
view to founding Jewish stata
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DROVE HUSBAND FROM HOME
Act Of Militant Suffraeette That Was
Too Arbitrary to Be Upheld
by the Court.

The results that may ensue from
being married to a suffra gette were re-
vealed the other day in London
(Eng.) suburban police court. Mrs.
Tunnicliffe took up the cause and was
not able to spend much time at home.
When the husband demonstrated she
simply commanded her daughter to
pack ler fathers gripsack and there
and then ordered him out of the house.
He went. and then the lady sued him
for desertion and demanded alimony.
But surely you did not take it SO
feebly?" asked the magistrate OF the
husband.
1t was no use objecting," was the
answer. She wanted to be master and
said that If I annoyed her she would
lock me up. l was only too anxious to
go back home, but she would not let
me-"
The case was dismissed.
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Really a seriou. Dilemma.

The chap who works on one side Of
me-" said an office man, has been mar
ried six weeks and he sneaks to the
telephone about four times a day and
calls up his wife, and then l hear him
saying: Dear, how is your headache
now7 hope you are feeling better
Then pretty soon he comes back to his
desk and goes to work again all smi-
ling.
The man who works on the other
side of me has been married six years
and he goes to the telephone only
when he's called and then l hear him
saying: Why. can't possibly do that,
can't spare the money and then he
comes back to his desk all sc0wling
And. really, when l hear the way
these two men go on l don't know
what to do. l don't know whether to
get married or to stay a bachelor"
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pried open the drawer and took out
those papers?'
Il was going to use the requisi-
ton"
How"
why. expected"
"Mr. Bosworth expected to effect
a coup for his own glory during the
governors absence" suggested Girls
void.
How" and Barbara's voice rang
imperiously and her eyes flashed
Send this unknown person. this
impostor and meddler. away and l
will talk to you as old friends may
talk together" and he glared fiercely
at Griswold. who stood tanning him
self with his hat
Il asked you how you intended to
serve my father. Mr.. Bosworth. be-
cause you sent ME this afternoon a
letter in which you threatened me
you threatened me with my fathers
ruin II did not marry you. You
would take advantage OF my trouble
and anxiety to force that question on
me when | had answered II once and
for all long ago. Before this stranger
want to tell you that you are de
spicable coward and that If you think
you can humiliate me or my father or
the state by such practices as you
have resorted to you are very greatly
mistaken, And further. Mr. Bosworth.
If | find you interfering again in this
matter | shall print that letter you
wrote me to-day in every paper in
the state' Now, that Is all | have to
say to you, and l hope never to see
you again"
Before you go. Mr. Bosworth," said
Griswold. Il wish to say that Miss Os-
borne has spoken of your conduct
with altogether too much restraint. |
shall add. on my own account, that
If | find you meddling again in this
case. | shall first procure
your removal from office and after
that | shall take the greatest pleas
ure in hogging you within an inch OF
your life. Now go."
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he wished to ask Griswold about when
they met again; then turned back
into the body of the text and had read
as far as Burr's conspiracy when Jer
ry came breezily in He experienced
for the first time in his life that
obsession OF guilt which sinks in
shame the office boy who is caught
reading a dime novel Jerry seemed
to tower above him like an avenging
angel. and though her sword was only
a parasol, her words cut deep enough.
We'll, you are taking it pretty
COOL"
Taking what" faltered Ardmore.
standing up, and seeking to hide the
book behind his back
Why, this outrageous article!" and
she thrust a newspaper under his
eyes. DO you mean to say you
haven't seen the morning paper?"
ITO tell you the truth, Miss Danger
field, hardly ever read the papers"
What's that you were reading
when came in?" she demanded Sc
verely. Withholding the paper until
she should be answered.
III Dook about the government,
and the powers reserved to the states
and that sort of thing. l was Just
reading the constitution; l thought it
might help us-I mean you-in your
work"
The constitution help me? Hasn't
1t occurred to you before this that
what I'm doing is all against the con-
stitution and the revised statutes and
all those books you see on the shelf
there"
But the constitution sounds all
right 1t seems remarkably reason
able. You couldn't ask anything fair
er than that,%
so are the ten commandments fair
enough; but you're on the wrong
track, Mr. Ardmore. If you're trying
to support the present administration
with stupid things in books. don't
follow precedents. Mr.. Ardmore: I
create them"
She turned to the morning mail
while he read. and opened the
envelopes rapidly Such OF the letters
as she thought interesting or impor-
tant she put aside. and when Ardmore
finished reading a double-leaded tele-
gram from Columbia. In which the
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CHAPTER VIII.
The labors Of Mr.. Ardmore.

While he waited for Miss Jerry
Dangerfield to appear Mr. Thomas
Ardmore read for the first time the
constitution Of the United States He
had reached the governors ONCE
early. and. seeking diversion. he had
picked up small volume that bore
some outward resemblance to novel
This proved, however. to be John
ston's American Politics., and he
was amazed to find that this dminu-
tive work contained the answers to a
great many questions which had often
perplexed him. but which he had
imagined could not be answered ex-
cept by statesmen or by men like his
friend Griswold. who spent their lives
in study.
He made note of several matters
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-05-21
catarrh Cannot Be Cured

With LOCAL APPLICATIONS. they cannot reaen
the seat OF the disease. Catarrh Is blood constk
tutonal disease. and In order It you
Internal remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure b taken
ternaly. and acts directly the blood and
surfaces Halls Catarrh Cure s not Quack medi-
cine 1t was prescribed by OF the best physicians
IN this country for and Is regular prescription
II b composed of the best tonics known. combined
with the best blood purifiers acting directly the
mucous surfaces. The perfect combination OF ths
two ingredients Is what produces such wonderful
suits In curing catarrh Send for testimonials
F. J. CHENEY CO.. Props. Toledo. O
Sold by DruRgists price 75c.
Take HAls Family Pulls for constipation.
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New Work for Women.

Mrs. Frederick H. Snyder is the
only women impresario on earth, she
says. She decided that grand opera
would be good thing for st. Paul and
made her first venture SO successful
that she has continued in the business
after the fashion of men engaged in
the same work.
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SYNOPSIS.

Thomas Ardmore. bored millionaire.
and Henry Maine Griswold. professor in
the University OF Virginia. take trains
out Of Atlanta. Grswold to his college,
ArdInorc In pursuit of girl who had
winked at him. Mistaken for Gov. Os-
borne of South Carolina, Griswolds life
Is threatened. He goes to Columbia to
warn the governor and meets Barbara
Osborne Ardrnore learns that his wink
ing lady Is the daughter of Gov. Danger
held Of North Carolina. He follows her
TO Raleigh, and on the way is given
brown jug at Kildare In Raleigh he dis
covers that the jug bears message
threatening Dangerfeld unless Apple
weight. criminal. is allowed to go free.
ArdInors becomes allied with Jerry Dan
Eerffeid in running the affairs of the state
In the absence OF the governor
ecathing telegram Is sent 10 Gov, Os-
borne, Griswold becomes adviser TO Bar
oara Osborne. who is attending to her ia
Tiers duties In South Carolina. Orders
are sen, to the sheriff 70 capture Apple
weight. Valuable papers missing
Fron Gov. Osborne's offlce.
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began taking Doan's Kidney Pills.
They drove my troubles away, and
now enjoy excellent health"
Remember the nam-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents q
box. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
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tensely and there
was a feeling OF
numbness in my
spine. My h a n d 8
cramped and the
urinary p a s s a g e 8
were profuse. Doc
tors prescribed for
me but l was not
benefited. At last /
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A ST.
fora Dime

Why spend Q dollar when lOc buys Q bog
Of CASCARETS at any drug storeP Use
q directed-Eet the natural, easy result.
Saves many dollars soasssd On medicines
that do not cure. Millions regularly use
CASCARETS. Buy Q box now-l0o
weeks treatment-proof in the morn.
in9. sos
CAScARRTS roc . box for . weeks
treatment, all druggists. Biggest seller
n the world. Million boxes Q meath.
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No man can love evil for evils SAX
as he can love goodness for goodnes
sake Schiller.
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HELP FOR THE AGED.
No Need to Longer Suffer from Kidney
Trouble.

Mrs. Catherine Sullivan. 1912 Moi
fatt ST. Joplin. Mo. says: Like most
elderly people. suffered from kidney
trouble for years. My back ached in
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-05-21
Fast Color Evefets

The genssIne have ". Z. DougiAs name and Price
stamped the bottom. Take Nss Auhstitute.
Ask yspssr dealer for W L. Douglas shoes. II they
for sale in write for Mail Order Cat
alos. giving full directions how 10 order X mail Shoe
charges prepaid. ". l. DOUGLAS. Bsocktoos A-eA
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Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
FOR children teething. softens he gums reduces II
nammAton. .allAJs palm. cures wind collie &c botsl
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w. L. DOUGLAS
%, -, % 30, 90 4 $3.50
:s.s,os.:.' .sCc ss::. SAOES,as12 s1gs 2ssc ss;z< ;z.,

w. l.. Douglas
shoes are worn
bymore men than
any other make,
REOAuSE.
". L. Douglas - 10
and 3.OOshOesequal,
In style. At and wear,
other makes costing
5000 to 08.O0I
W.L.DOsgTas -. 70,
1900, 02-60 and o9.O
shoes are the 1OWest
price. quality consiA-
cred, d, intho WoRid.
Fart cofo1 EuefefS.
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Signature snsss &c Of eot&zzz&x
In Use For Over 80 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought.
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Odd FeIIows' PAPER?

Odd Fellows Paper?
Wright-He's going to call his new
paper the Sausage Links.
Penman-Be in three sections. sup
pose.-Yonkers Statesman.
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Important to Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that il
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1910-05-21

Never let matters come to an open
rupture.