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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20
Figures Prove That Product of Prize
Hen Was Far Greater Than That
from FabIed Goose.

Recently a hen was exhibited at
Wilkesbarre, Pa, and took all the
prizes as the best of her kind. So i'm
portant did she grow in the estima.
tion of the holders that her owner
was offered $4,000 for her but re-
fused it At about this time the hen
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

A woman in New York cut off her
husbands ear because he annoyed her
by talking too much. That shows the
Illogical and inconsequent nature of
woman. If a mar had been in her
place, he would have cut off the Of
Tending tongue.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

France is to equip its army with a
new rife at a trifing cost of $120,OO0,-
OO0. Meanwhile the military authori-
ties are carrying on experiments with
airships, which are expected to play
an important part in war hereafter. II
battles are to be fought high in air
OF what practical value will be the
costly new firearm?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

a united effort Is to be made by
London walters to Dust the foreigners
who are holding the lucrative waiting
Jobs In the fashionable hotels and
restaurants Of the British metropolis.
We expect later to hear the war cryi
English TIPS for the English"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

money would weigh three pounds or
as much as two dozen eggs. So the
egg OF the Pennsylvania hen is worth
"a times as much as the greatly
touted goose egg and deserves fame
in accordance.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20
ESTABLISHING a Renutatlon

Father" said little Rollo, was asI-
onion really the wisest man?"
Il don't know, my son. You see, his
political power was so great that when
he claimed to be the wisest man no.
body had the nerve to contradict him.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

Uncle Sam is going to build a barb.
wire fence 1000 miles long on his
southern border. For a respectable
lady smuggler such a device would be
even harder to beat than a pier full
of custom house inspectors.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20
Metal Burns Two to DEATH.

Pueblo, Colo.-Two men were
burned to death and 10 were serious
ly injured at the Minnequa plant of
the Colorado Fuel and Iron company,
when a mammoth pot CT molten metal
was overturned.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20
Educator Dies From POISON.

Roswell; y. M.-Capt w. r. Bled-
soc, rs years old, instructor in history
in the New Mexican Military instit Ute,
was found dead in his room. Death
was caused by an overdose Of strych-
nine, taken with suicidal intent.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20
Knox to Decide charIton,s Fate.

Jersey City, N. Judge Blair re-
fused to act in the case of Porter
Charlton. the confessed wife murder
er. This puts the Charlton East up
to Secretary Of State Knox to decide
the question Of extradition.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

A New Jersey rag picker in one
week found $1,S00 worth of jewelry
in old clothes. Moral-sift your old
clothing before sending it to the rag
picker.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

A New York lunacy commission is
stumped by the question: Is a mar
Insane because he reads his paper up
side down. Well-er-was it a New
York paper?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

Moving pictures Of the respective
finishes Of the man who rocks the
boat the man who speeds his auto,
and the other who drives across the
railroad without stopping to look and
listen might have a life-saving infu.
ence.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

Having discovered and e~xcoriated
the meanest man, what shall be said
Of the woman who is charged with
appropriating and pawning her neigh
boris false teeth?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

1t may be old fashioned, but never
theless We cling to the notion that a
revolver is something that no man
carries for any good purpose.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20
TraInmen u eet Maae Increase,

Louisville. Ky.-B. M. Starks, gener-
al manager Of the Louisville & Nash
Vile railroad, and the trainmen of
that road, reached an agreement
whereby the men are to receive an
Increase in wages.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

A Wyoming girl recently killed a
coyote by beating it with a riding
whip. If you meet a Wyoming girl
with "a riding whip be polite to her.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

We have read the new football
rules and have arrived joyfully at the
conclusion that the grand old game
will still be the antithesis of a pink
tea.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

A Pennsylvania woman found a 5000
pearl in an oyster she was eating in a
hotel dinner. From which it is to be
inferred that the pearl-1shery season
is fairly opened.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

For some time to come, however,
the popular way of crossing the Alps
will be by mean Of the tunnel under
them.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

Somebody suggests that the United
States should go into the business Of
coming half pennies, They might come
In handy to put into children's banks.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

It is reported from New Jersey that
q COW wrecked an aeroplane. 1t must
have been the same COW that jumped
over the moon.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20
The Nav Ia nekAd

Mrs. Benham-How do you like my,
hat?
Benham-You mean the one with
the mayonnaise dressing?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

New York chews more gum than
any other city, we are told. If it's
really true, New York must know how
to chew and talk at the same time.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

And If you do find baseball in heav-
en-, and If the umpires manage to
get there, too, how do you expect to
express your opinion of them?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

Occasionally, when the weather
man predicts partly cloudy" he is
breaking it to you gently that a rain
fall Of an inch or more impends.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

Sometimes It does seem that every
body in the world is calling every
body else a liar, and nobody knows
whom to believe.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

The average driver of a sprinkling
cart, as perhaps you have observed,
always becomes fiendishly active just
before a heavy ~rainstorm.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20
The fish is the real father of lies.

There win continue to be moro
weather than aeroplanes in the high
or attitudes.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

American women make poor
wives" says an English writer. Yes,
a foreign husband can make an Amer
lean wife poor, In short order.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

Good old authority says that it's
impossible to tell all the stars, but
Uncle Sans experts have c~atalogued
them.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

Now we are told that fiat life will
cause us to round out existence in a
lunatic asylum.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

Cincinnati surgeons are going to
amputate a citizens six-inch nose, but
not by keeping 1t on the grindstone.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

The next best thing to being rich
Ia to have people think you are.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20

A truly great piece of work Is al
ways a piece Of good work.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-10-20
STATE OF
Department of State.

DoP"E tuFSFt Ut 0lale'
l.. Cornelius Roach, Secretary of State
Of the State of Missouri, hereby certify
mat the ~foregoing is a full, true and
current resolutions Of the Forty-fifth
General Assembly Of the State OF Mis-
souri, Of the proposed amendments to the
Constitution of the State OF Missouri;
aiso, OF the W amendments to the Con-
stitution proposed by initiative p%etition
to be submitted to the qualified voters OF
the State of Missouri at the general elec-
tion to be hs.f on Tuesday, the eighth
day Of Novemser, 1910.
In. testimony whereof, / h~ereunto set
my hand and affix the Great Seal OF the
State of Missouri. Done at office in the
City, of Jefferson. this 9th day Of Sep.
TENDER. A. D. 1910.
[SegL1
Evening journal., 1910-11-11
The orlaInsl EnsxsIepsdI..

The first real encyclopedia was
Pliny's Natural History" This work
was an extensive one. numbering some
thirty-seven volumes and dealing with
all the then known facts OF the world.
Pliny. who died A. ID. 20. collected the
data for his work in his leisure inter-
Tals while engaged in public affairs.
The Natural History" was for its time
an amazing production. treated OF some
10000 facts and was OF very high au-
thoriy throughout the entire middle
ages. Foriy-three editions OF the work
were printed before the year 1886. and
no scholars library was considered
complete without it.-New York Amer
fcan.
Evening journal., 1910-11-11
Little Pitchers.

In certain small town there are
two young women whose fayorlte oc-
cunation has been 10 discuss the az
fairs OF their nelghbors Having met
for that purpose one afternoon. they
found themselves blocked I'm the In
dulgeuce OF their pastime by the pres
ence OF the small daughter OF the
hostess. A slight indisposltlon OF
some sort prevented sending the child
out OF doors. so they were forced to
put up with her presence. doing their
best. however. 10 nullify II.
Something eatable was produced and
an absorbing new game invented
which she could play quite by herself.
so they breathed freely and began.
The talk az length reached a point
involving the latest scandal OF the
neighborhood and the retailing Of
some inside information which must
not become public property. A hurried
look at the child on the door found
her apparently so occupied with her
game that IL seemed quite safe 10 20
on II one observed decent discretion.
Voices were accordingly lowered and
direct anusion veiled. but when the
matter had been thrashed out 10 theil
satisfaction the child raised her eve.
aud remarked with deliberation ant
emphasis:
i hear. ! know. understand. ane
III blabw-New York Times.
Evening journal., 1910-11-11
Books and Thsir can.


Books on shelves may be seriously
injured If packed too tightly. When
quickly pulled out for use the top OF
the book is likely 10 come on. More
over. the constant pressure. n too
great. viii loosen the whole back IN
time and the friction in putting upon
and taking from the shelf mars the
covers. On the other hand. reason
able amount OF lateral pressure Is
necessary. II placed on the shelves
too loosely the leaves tend to open
and admit dust. dampness and conse-
quent mildew. In the case of heavy
volumes the weight Of the leaves will
be found resting on the shelves II the
books are placed too loosely. This is
likely to make the backs concave.
Sadly painted shelves are another
ource OF injury 10 books Care should
g taken when paint or varnish is used
hat the surface is perfectly smooth.
ard and dry when the books are out
place and that the surface will re-
ain so during variation o. tempera-
re or humidity.-House Beautiful
Evening journal., 1910-11-11
Ladies' New
keckWear
4O5 Market 81.
4O4 ShipIey 81.
roo LATE FOR CLASSIFICATION.

D OBLIC SALE
VIII be sold at Public Sale on Murnhv
ffmf near Blueball, Del.
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 18TH.
az o'clock, Sharp.
= head Of good wort or driving HORSES
HEAD OF GOOD DAIRY COWS.
Heiiers. coming years old
Harness, Farming Implements. Dairy Fix
tures, etc.. as follows:
single harncss . sets Of double work
harness. collars and brides, horse blankets
ana eHFriate robes two-seat carriage. large
's,n wagon market wagon, wheat drill corn
ilantcr mower, hay rake. roller harrow
snl.N and single cutivators plows. fodder
cutter Iron Age combination garden drin
aud cultisator. 200 egg Standard Incubator
- aud 40 quart milk cans. buckets and
strainef. 10 tens hay, corn fodder. 900 bush-
"'s rorn ~ crib, 25 bushels potatoes on noor.
hHf beo sushts, wheelbarrow market benth
nnd Msnf rhr articles 500 numerous too
me tsinn.
TERMS-All sums under $40 cash; over
that amount credit Of 90 days will be
given by purchaser giving a bankable note
with an approved endorser
l.. V. MORRISON,
] ". n. LANK, Auctioneer. n11l417
Evening journal., 1910-11-11
wskssul Nioht.

A rather imaginative Washington
lady decided she had insomnia. She
couldn't sleep. she said. One morn
ing she was more than usually de-
pressed
What's the matter. dearT' asked
the husband. Another sleepless
nightT
Worse than that" she replied
gloomly. Il did manage to drop on
y sleep. and ] dreamed all the time l
was asleep that was awake. ."-P hill
adelphia Saturday Evening Post.
Evening journal., 1910-11-11
Senator EIkins Better.

By United Press Leased Special Wire
WASHINGTON, Nov. 11-Having
passed satisfactory night, Senator
Elkins was reported to-day to be much
improved. His physicians said that
the Senator was much better and that
there was ~ possibility Of an oper-
affaa
Evening journal., 1910-11-11
DEATHS
Harvey Bowe Thompson.
Margaret Parks.
Jamea = pnrta~
Open Evenings.


Margaret Parks.
James T. Porter.
PohIEk-At Newport, Del. on Novemh.r
10th. 1910. James r. Porter. ared "a
years. -eNN Q"
Relatives and friends Of the family ara
invited 20 attend the funeral services Al hie
late residence, Newport Del on SUNDAY
afternoon, November 18th. at ~ o,closL
Newport, Del .
IdoNi SON-In this city. on Novemh.
1ith, 1910. Harvey Bow infant son -
Louis J. and Cora O. Thompson aged 10
months.
Funeral services viii be held AZ the resi-
dence Of his grandmother, Mrs. Geo. Luttrell
No. 2o3 Jefferson street on Sunday after
noon, November 18th. at l o'clock In.
terment Lombardy cemetery.
PARKS--ln this city, on November 10. 1910
Margaret Parks.
Relatives and friends are invited 20 At
tend the funeral from the residence Of her
daughter Mrs. Margaret Houghton, fO4 N
Adams St., on Monday morning al sac
Requiem mass at St. Paul's Church. Inter.
nent In Cathedral cemetery
Evening journal., 1910-11-11
Made the Rhyme.

Carpet" rhymes with no single
word. but some bold poet dared to
evade the difficulty thus:
Sweet maid Of the inn. tbs surely
no sin 10 toast such a beautiful bar
pet; believe me. my dear. your feet
would appear at home on a nobleman's
carpet London Answers.
Evening journal., 1910-11-11
Ep Undertaken
LHAlsDLLN g EmbaIme,

No. 21s W. Ninth Street
Careful attention day OF nlKh
Bodies in Boarding Houses. Hote
and Hospital removed and cared n
until claimed. Carriages furnish
Amendments frst-ciass. Both Phones
Evening journal., 1910-11-11
cuLBERsoN's VIEW OF ELECTION
Says That the People are Tired of
Theodore Roosevelt.


BY United Press Leased Special Wire
WASHINGTON, Nov. 11.-Upon
Theodore Roosevelt. and alleged ex-
travagance. Senator Charles A. Gull
berson, Democrat, of Texas, to-day
laid the blame for the Republican de-
feat in the elections. When asked for
his view he said In part:
Il would say that the election dis
closes that a great mass of the people
are tired of Roosevelt, tired of his
egotism, Of his bossism, of his imper-
ialism, of his insincerity, and that they
intended by their action at once to
stop his proposed dictatorship, and
possibly his third presidency in 1912
or later"
Evening journal., 1910-11-11
crnloaL.

rhe course OF true love doesn't al
ways run smooth" sighed the young
wiEow
That's right rejoined the old bach
elor ~Sometimee--if ends I'm mar
xzsse @-.c Chicago News.
Evening journal., 1910-11-11
PREPARE FOR CREEK DREnGING-

United States Engineer Raymond
will open bids for dredging in the
Christiana river. on December 10.
More than 100000 will be expended
In improvements to the harbor.
Evening journal., 1910-11-11
MANY mnsn;no.

veier-Some expressions in the
Chinese language have as many as
forty different meanings
Little Aise-sams way in English
'1ou amaze noe. Mention one"
mot at home"
Evening journal., 1910-11-11
Coats and Suits
Underwear, Gloves and Hosiery

Mems fleece lined Underwear ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 39c and SOC
Wrghs wool heeced Underwear, ST 90 value for S9c
Mems Underwear 75c SO0 $150 81 rs and 81
Forest Mills Underwear the best for Men, Women and Children
Womens wool Vests and Pants white grey ribbed 75c to 81
Womens wool Union Suits suit ........ S150 to $3.50
Childrens wool Union Suits suit S100 and SIPS
Chidrens fleece lined Union Suits ........ Soc 75c 81
Womens SOC fleece lined Vests and Pants ......... 39c
Chidrens fleece lined Vests Pants 25c and 39c
Ladies Chamosette Gloves natural 25c and
Special sale of Ladies and Misses Cape Gloves 59c
Ladies Cashmere Gloves in black and colors
All II and l6button length Gloves reduced
Ladies wool Hose in black Oxford and light grey SOC
Ladies wool Hose in black and Oxford ......... 25c
Ladies l8c black fleece lined Hose 15c
Mems wool Hose in black Oxford and light grey 25c
Chdrens 25c Hose 1sc, pairs for ............ SOC
Evening journal., 1910-11-11

The beloved Of the Almighty are the
rsch Who have the humility OF ths poor
srd the poor who have the magnanir-
~ OF the Fich---saadi
Evening journal., 1910-11-11
LAWN CROFT CEMETERY.

Come now and selsst your burial lot be
fore prices advance Lots $40 10 SICO1
All modern improvements Free Auto s,r'
vice 70 lot holders "a x. Sunday. F,inersl
car that starts from your door goes 70 grave
and returns In seciusion and comfort. In
transit. "
City Office. No. 92S Markel Street
Open Evenings.
Evening journal., 1910-11-11
Fur Goats

While this is in weather
sold being varety
o feVeryo on W
Russian Pony Lepc dye $ $s5 $780, so
80 - ~ ~
Russian Pony CoatsS8
Black CMacul
o Siberian
o Seal offer
distinguish o the best
Large showing of Scarfs the
Evening journal., 1910-11-11
NeCkwear

There such endless variety
small
Real Irish and Cluny well
Persian Wndso in
lines Belts Wells
Evening journal., 1910-11-11
Underwear

You should
Mills handnshed Underwear
fine Swiss
Evening journal., 1910-11-11
Pool Tourner Opens To.nIght.

A pool tournament between Lynch's
Senate and Hanby's Senate, composed
OF six men TO a team, will begin a
pool tournament tonight for 600
points. One hundred and fifty points
will be rolled each night. The open
Ing game will start at Lynch's, Elev-
enth and Wilson, at 7.30 o'clock.
Evening journal., 1910-11-11
Fall Garments

This
BY eliminate choosing all doubtful styles
price assured that nothing better be had those
Those
what will look we'll for the longest time s d here before making final
Saturday always day the children
Suits for Girls Misses small regular and large Women SIS to SIS with
and S35
Coats for Children Goats for Girls and Misses Coats for WO
all of which widest
Dresses for Waists for
Skirts Raincoat.
Evening journal., 1910-11-11
For Motoring

find motoring
Vests Phoenix Mufers Heavy Gloves and Chiffon Scars.
Evening journal., 1910-11-11
Reliable Gloves

we'll
durability This
hown.
introducing in
market--DOESKIN, a pair
Kid
Woolined pair.
apair
Chidrens Kid Gloves, lined &c .OOa and$i
in
Cape Mocha
Drivers Gloves unlnd and lined at $500 5000 pair.
Evening journal., 1910-11-11
S. H. H.STAATS
Gloves

New Gloves for the new dress.
A splendid assortment of the new
est shades for Fall and also the
staple black and white in all sizes
the largest line we have ever
shown.
We sell and recommend
CENTEMERI GLOVES
for we know the satisfaction they
always give. They wear well, look
we'll and fit well.
CENTEMERI 2-CLASP CAP
ITOL" GLOVES, black. white and
the new Fall shades, S1.00. The
very best dollar glove on the
market.
CENTEMERI S-CLASP "GREN-
OBLE' GLOVES, made only in
black, S1.5O.
CENTEMERI 3-CLASP FLOR
INE" GLOVES, White and colors.
including the very popular Gun
Metal, S1.50; black, S1.75.
CENTEMERl 3-CLASP EN-
BROlDERED KID GLOVES
Black only, $500 The very best
value in the market. Made of the
very finest skins and perfectly
finished in every detail.
CENTEMERI MOUSQUETAIR f
GLACE KID GLOVES in black
and white.
LADIES' CAPE GLOVES, 75c
S100, SIPS and $l.50.
LADIES MOCHA GLOVES
greys and tans, St.25.
LADIES' CASHMERE anc
SILK TAFFETA GLOVES.
WOOLEN GLOVES for Men
Women and Children.
INFANTS MITTENS.
MISSES 2-CLASP CAPITOL
I'D GLOVES, $LOO.
CHILDREN'S CAPE GLOVES.
ladies' New
KeckWear
4O5 Market ST.
4O4 ShipIey 81.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-07-21
ByM4RY =
ROBERTS
. RZNEH4RT
ILLUSTRATORS 6y R2wllrx|
SYNOPSIS.

Mss Innes, spinster and guardian or
Gertrude and Halsey, established summer
headquarters at Sunnyside. Amidst nu-
merous difficulties the servants deserted.
she was startled by a dark inquire on the
veranda She passed a terrible night
which was filled with unseemly noises.
In the morning Miss Innes found a
strange link cuff button in clothes
hamper. Gertrude and Halsey arrived
with Jack Bailey. The house was awak-
ened by revolver shot. A strange man
was found shot to death. in the hall.
strong, whose banker father owned the
country house. Miss lnnes found Hai-
sey's revolver on the lawn. He and JACK
Bailey had disappeared; The INK Gun
tective Jameson and the coroner arrived;
Gertrude revealed that she was engaged
to Jack Bailey, with whom she had
talked in the billiard room few mo,
Miss lines that she was hiding evidence
from him. He imprisoned an intruder In
an empty room. The prisoner escaped
down laundry chute 1t developed that
trude was suspected for the intruder
left a print of a bare foot. Gertrude re-
turned home with her right ankle
sprained A negro found the other halr
button Halsey suddenly ,reappeared.
He said he and Bailey had left because
they had received a telegram: Gertruoe
said that she had given Bailey an un-
loaded revolver. fearing to give nm hai,
sey's loaded weapon. Cashier Bailey OF
Paul Armstrong; bank, defunct, was ar
rested, charged with embezzlement. Hal
sey said Armstrong had wrecked ms own
bank. and was able to clear Baliey
telegram contained news that Paul Arm
strong was dead. Halsey trapped Mrs.
Watson, the housekeeper, while she was
stealing from the house.