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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-25
NOTICE.
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Salt Lake city. Utah.

Oct Is. 1910.
TO the Presidents OF STAKES and Bish-
ops OF Wards:
Dear Bret.ren-The two national
enarties having made tho temperance
question a political issue. We deem 1t
advisable to announce that We de-
precate tho usr Of tha meetings of the
Saints, whether priesthood auorums.
auxiliary organizations, Or general
meetings, or the use OF Church tab
Eernaces or other houses OF worship.
for the furtherancc of the aims. Ideas.
or purposes of any political party.
whether such Is under The glisc of
temperance meetings, prohibition
meetings. or ANYTHING else: and we
counsel the Presidents Of Stakes and
bishops OF Wards not to permit such
proceedings as arc herein objected to-
We also protest against theiise OF the
names, Of the First Presidency. either
ms a quorum or MS individual
thereof, IN furtharlng such aims, ideas
and purposes: and where such use has
been. Is. being, or may Do made, we
most emphutica1ly disaprove thereof.
Your Brethren
( JOSEPH II SMITH,
ANTION II: I1ltND. ISL
JOHN HENRY & SMITH. "a.
First Presidency.
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JUST FoR FUN
His Defense.

1t was shortly after midnight, and
the colonel had caught Rastus red
handed.
We'll. .Rastus. you old rascal, you."'
said he. "I've caught you at last.
What are you doing In my henhouse?"
why. Marse BILL said the old man.
III done heerd such a cackltn' IN
dis here coop that IL thought mebbe
do old hen done gone lay an ag,
III wanted ter git 1t TO YOU break
fas' while 1t was fresh. sub. Harp
ers Weekly. "a
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Books ana Books.

There Is q small town in Western
Florida which Is very '.dry."In 1t lives
a man noted for his assistance ut re-
vivals in bringing forward the mourn-
ers. One day he anxiously inquired at
the EXPRESS office for Il box of''books,
and seemed greatly disappointed when
told 1t had not arrived.
II Much to his surprise a week later he
received the following message: Come
and get your books. They're leaking"
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About ,iatrimony.

A fool and her money are soon mar
,ried
Wives, generally speaking, are
generally speaking ia d
Only the brave deserves the fair.
but the rich get them. 81,
+ Widows advocate divorce because it
puts husbands into circulation.
Mntrimony Is II chemical laboratory.
full of explosives.--Ne York Tribune.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-25

The illuminating engineers are hold
ing a convention in Baltimore. They
should be able to shed a great deal of
light onSany subject they take up.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-25

Irishmnn Gas someone knocks at his
door, -"Shure. II I don't answer. it's
some wan to give me a job. an II / do
It's the landlord after the rint."-Punch.
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or whatever else, ~ rrippen y COM
plains. he cannot complain OF the
laws delay. The date OF his execlt-
Ition has been changed from November
lis to November 5. He has no more
than enough time left in which to
make his peace with his Maker, s&s
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-25

Mr.. Roosevelt, says that he wants 10.
see the farmer take his place at the top,
where he belongs. How would Pixies
Peak or Mount Whitney do? H
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-25

be taken there in navigating u boat,
The Colorado, however. spreads out
over Il broad urea Just below, form
Ing n lake In the wilderness. Here;
the hunters sollthward pilgrimage
must end. as not far distant begins
that series OF rapids and waterfalls
which have made the Colorado the des-;
pair Of boatmen for the last seventy
five years. and few indeed are tho
hazardous spirits who have attempts
ed to fathom its dangerous canyons.
d The boatmaH must row back to-
Pcivilization from the Colorado. There
Is no other way to return. The moun-
8tains and plains are lttthless--and al
most certain death confronts the
hardy individual who would attempt
as yet to penetrate the sun burned
deserts that abound on every hand. Ex-
cept along the river, he might not
find water for many days. Fortunately,
the river flows placidly and It is not
difficult to row against its current
Captain Wheeler states that 1t re-
Guires from two to three weeks to lpill
q boat from the Colorado back to the
first town. However. the boatman can
camp long and often. and enjoy every
moment OF the time. He Will arrive In
civilization bronzed and vigorous as
n result of his prolonged exercise.
under the semi-tropical sun.
The time Is doubtless not far away
when the Green river trip Will be
famous around the world. Again, 1t re-
quires no prophet to predict that Its
waters will some day be damned at
a convenient point and spread out
over the neighboring desert to make
the rich soil productive OF the neces-
stiles of mankind.
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IIcatlwc'n,y.

Your crown Is in jeopardy" said
the Prime Minister.
II know it,'freplied the petty King.
People nowadays. don't seem to have
any more respect for n crown than
they have for Il last years straw hat"
Star.
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While none but the brave deserve the
fair. 1t is pleasant to know that there
are about as many brave as there are
fair. ~
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In running down criminals finger
foot prints on the sands Of time. Y
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-25

Our choir is fashionable in its nu-
sic $50? Any changes in styles?"
,"Oh. yes, The reccssional is going out,
now, and the professional is coming in"
Cleveland Leader.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-25

Many a wise word is spoken in liz
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-25

1t begins 10 look doubtful whether
the America II can come back.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-25

Life, liberty and the pursuit Of joy
riding. Is the creed of the autoist.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-25

To their credit be II said. aviators
are not given to flights of orntory.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-25

How can the powers recognize the re-
public Of Portugal when she herself
hardly knows where she is at?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-25

Philadelphia Is prouder OF that base
ball victory than she is Of Franklins
fame or Independence Hall.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-25

One can get no lot on Easy street on
easy terms.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-25

Wedding bells haven't the same pitch
that liberty bells have.
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4 There is a time for all things but it is
very hard to tell when the clock will
strike the hour, 6a5
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-25

One can always borrow trouble with
out putting up security.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-25

Love may level all things, but 1t
can't do the work OF pillow and
scraper.
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Colonel Roosevelt is not Down Il
Dixie;" simply down on Dix
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-25

~ If the Cubs are as cross as n benz
with Il sore head one can hardly blame
them.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-25

The scramble for office is n good deal
like catching n grensed pig.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-25

The fact that misery loves company
accounts for some people loving crowds.
and jams.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-25

he who will drain the. swamp lnnds
of the South. will be regarded as the
swamp angel in the South.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-25

Don't try to make a heaven on earth
BE content withEmakins home happy.
pleasant and comfortable.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-25

II people could only realize on their
boasts how rich they would be.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-25
Hooking the Halo of Romance, +"
Their Latest Tabloid Sketch.

IF I'd play to my usual form" laments
Son, I'D probably swim out with the head
collar ironer in a steam laundry, whose
weeks pay would not run above six bucks
per II there were ninety-nine gold-headed
canes In the rack and only one 10-cent
bamboo beauty, I'd be sure to ring the piece
of punk. That's how good your little Willie
is on taking chances"
while 1 am opposed TO gambling as an
ethical proposition" hedges Father, II like
to believe there's a divinity that shapes
our ends in the matter of marriage"
1T all depends on whether she sees you
first" explains Son. THE divinity may be
a strawberry blonde with freckles on her
nose like Lincoln pennies, but IL she de-
cides you're 1t you might as we'll throw
up your hands and kiss yourself goodby.
What chance has ordinary mutt got
when a dame makes up her mind she needs
a man to pay the rent?'
II fear, my son." Father concludes, that
our family will not be able to welcome a
bride as the result of life saving ro-
nance"
Il sure don't want to be a hero II have
to marry the girl TO get away with IT,"
decides Son.
Copyright, 1910, by the N Y. Herald Coz
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-25
GOVERNMENT NOTICES

FORT MEADE, S. D., JUNE 10Th, 1910
Sealed proposals, In trtplicate, will be re.
ceiVed here until 10 a. M, mountain time,
July Goth, 1910, for constructing Concrete
Dam, Spillway, Valve Chambers, etc, In
connection with the Fort Meade S. d ,
water system. Plans and specifications
may be seen at the offices OF Chief Quar-
termaster, Department of the Missouri,
Omaha, Neb.; Department OF the Colorado,
Denver, Colo; Department of the Lakes.
Chicago, Ill, Department of Dakota, St.
Paul, Mimi, and this office at which lat
ter place all information may he obtained
on application. A deposit OF 5000 to insure
return is required before plans arc sent on
individual application. Envelopes contain
ing proposals should he endorsed
Proposals for Dam and addressed to the
Constructing Quartermaster.
june24- 25-27-2S-July15-16
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-25
Brightside and His Boy
By LAFAYETTE PARKS.

Here's a Boston professor who says life
saving leads many to matrimony" Bright
side begins, as the family puzzle solver
enters with the attitude of one willing to
exude wisdom.
Some of those hero yaps will be sorry
they didn't let the skirts wade out by their
lonesome" remarks Son.
Romantic marriages are very interest
Ing" champions Father, who refuses to
regard the marital tie as one that chafes.
Rent day floats around just as often
whether a chap drags his little bright eyes
out of the briny deep amid the cheers Of
great throngs-that's the way the papers
tell it--or cops her off behind some depart
ment store button counter" is the prosaic
belief OF Son.
"HerIoc deeds. however" urges Father,
seem to throw a sort of halo of happiness
about this one great event that sooner or
later comes into every mans life"
"A halo looks all right in an oil paint
ing of little Eva going up above to Join
the angels" admits Son, but you can't
hook one when you find yourself shy OF
mazuma and the pay envelope two days
in front"
IT should think it would be a grand SEN
sation to rescue a beautiful maiden from
certain death, fall in love with her, and
then lead her to the altar" declares Father
with considerable enthusiasm for man OF
his years who ought to know better. Even
the most unromantic of men could never
forget the thrill If he first met his sweet
heart under such exciting circumstances. ="
Don't worry" cautions Son; wife
won't give 'em a chance to forget how
1t happened. The danes are there with
the long distance memory when 1t comes
to checking up on the goo-goo eyes a chap
hands them in his foolish moments. When
hubby gets aboard an eighteen karat
crouch his cute little bride is sure TO re-
mind him of the time and place where
he stubbed his toe"
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-25
DIR. +, .. STEIN,
Lincoln, Ncb.

gether on whether the root of the matter
is in you.
The test of the sea-worthiness of vessel
is not on smooth seas on calm days, but
during the stress and storm of weather
The value of any theory in life depends
upon what it will do for us in the crisis
of life. Many people, when trouble as
sails, go all to pieces because their the
cries are not panic-proof.
job the author of my text, was de-
prived OF his property, lost his seven sons
and three daughters by sudden death, was
sorely afflicted by a painful and repulsive
disease which covered him from the
crown of his head to the sole of his feet
But the worst was yet to come. He had
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-25

There's a tendency these days to look
upon matrlmony as a commonplace affair,
protests Father. Men and women go about
1t in such q practical fashion that all the
old-time charm is banished"
IF l had to pick out wife" declares
Son, crossing his fingers and getting ready
to dodge, I'D rather take time to look UP
her papa's rating in Bradstreet's than to
take my chances on a bunch of surf bath
ers when one gets cramp in her big toe
and yells for somebody to save her. That's
what the life savers are there for, anyway,
and I'm not the kind of chump that wants
to butt hard working chap out of his
job"
You might save an heiress from a
watery grave" urges Father, whose i'm
agination is working overtime.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-25


Job 17:2s-"Because the Root OF the Mat
ter is in Me-"
The choicest cut flowers of the best art
of the florist may be put into the finest
and most costly vase and tended with the
utmost care, but in few days they will
wlther and perish because they have not
the root of the matter in them. What
most women need Is not so much the
beauty doctor as the stomach doctor, the
nerve doctor. Good health is the root Of
the matter Of fair complexion and grace
full carriage. Never before did business
life have such a high cultural value as
today, but whether 1t shall pull you down
and make you mere money-maklng ma
chine, seeking by hook and by crook to
gain the whole world, though you lose your
own SOUL or whether it shall develop you
into noble citizen, increasing your oppor-
tunities for usefulness, will wholly depend
upon whether you have the root of the
matter in you.
Whether, as an attorney, you shall be-
come an ambulance chaser and promoter
OF strife for what you can get out of it
or patriotic jurist seeking to promote
justice and peace depends upon whether
you have the root Of the matter in you.
Whether, as 2 physician, you shall prey
upon the credulity and sufferings OF hui
manity, encouraging the use of the knife
because Of the increase in fee or a high
minded physician, caring more to save
life than to discover a gold mine, will de-
pend upon whether the root of the matter
is In you Whether, as a teacher, you find
your greatest satisfaction and highest re-
ward in the consciousness that you are
moulding character and determining des-
tinies or are simply holding down your
job for the livelihood in 1t depends alto
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-25
OMAHA CONTRACTORS BID
ON U. P. HEADQUARTERS
Bids Are 10 he In by June Is
Excavation Work Nearly
Complete.

Bids for the Union Paclfic's new s1,0oOoo
headquarters will be all in by June Is,
and the architect and other officials will
have plenty OF contractors offers TO con-
slider. Among these Will be at least two
Omaha firms, Gold & Son. and the ]. C.
Mardis company.
The specifications call for a handsome
building OF pressed brick walls with stone
and terra Gotta trimming. The interior will
be finished in wood and marble The floors
are TO be OF concrete overlaid with mono
18th. Work Of excavating for the building
is about complete and the ]. C. Mardis
company is busy with concrete Gaping.
gr!lleage beams and retaining walls.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-25
Some Don'ts for You

Don't laugh over other peoples mistakes.
You soon may be caught tripping.
Don't imagine you know everything, for
you don't.
Don't expect scorns to become oak trees
in a day or a year.
Don't lose faith In humanity because you
find an occasional bad egg"
Don't quarrel with circumstances or fret
over what cannot be altered, says Home
Notes.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-25
Montana.

FOR SALD-4. 720 acres in Jefferson
county. Montana, at $40 per acre, on easy
town OF Whitehall, a thrifty little city on
the n. p. and c., NJ. & ST. T. coast line;
200 acres OF this tract is under irrigation;
water rights from the jefferson river.
A about LOO acres bottom land, ABOUT 70 per
ceat Of this tract IS ullaole, balance suit
able for pasture, This tract Is located In
bargain
1900 acres. Meaghef county. Musseishell
valley. Montana, 81 per acre; easy terms;
located on g, ~. a ST. p. T. r., 81 miles
from two good towns; at least so per cent
OF this tract Is suitable for farming. A
good proposition TO GU up into small farms
1900 10 5000 acres can be Irrigated; many
springs furnish abundance OF water the
year around.
MARTINI 3 STUART LAND CO,
Aberdeen, :. D.,
And $50 Palace Bldg, Minneapolis
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-25
DoubIe suicide nt nirminEhnm.

BIRMINGHAM, Ala, June 4-Coroner
Brasher, after a preliminary investigation
today into the shootlngs by which Mrs, w.
7. Garding, wife Of the president OF the
former vice president Of the Alabama Con-
soldnted Coal and Iron company killed
clearly a case Of tuieide In each instance.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-25
Oklahoma.

NOTICE.
To be sold at public auction. June 20, 1910:
A S-story, modern, 50-room, brick hotel
building In city of 5000, Saltwater. Okl.
Best located property in city. Saltwater
is center Of interurban system now build
ing, has other good railroad facthefes, has
state agricultural school,; city Is growing
rapidly. This hotel has best business in the
city. but the proprietor must sell on ac-
count of poor health. VIII sell furniture
and building on day Of sale with privilege
of leasing II building itself does not soil.
Inquiries concerning this property and
terms of sale will be promptly answered
by the undersigned.
JOHN YOUST, ST. saltwater. Okl.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-25
Gky LITTLE SERMON FOP THE WEEK ENDS

been highly respected by prominent citi-
Gems whose confidence he possessed, and
when they had heard Of his reverses they
looked upon him as an arrant hypocrito
who had lived double life. for their
theory was that every man got what was
coming to him as he went along. and ac-
cording to that theory Job was the worst
Of wicked men. But the author OF my text
knew that that was not true though he
could not disprCve 1t to them. And he re-
spends to their criticism Though lilo slay
me, yet will / trust Him; the Lord gave
and the Lord hath taken away; blessed be
tho name of the Lord. And though my
friends disown me. make my appeal unto
heaven, for l know that my Redeemer
liveth and thai he will vindicate me at
the last. for l have the root of the matter
in me-"
Fannie Crosby commenced her autobiog-
raphy by saying: Il thank God that
through the bunder Of my physician I
was rendered totally blind at Z years OF
age, for but for that blindness l could not
have written the thousand hymns that I
know have been a blessing to hundreds OF
my fellow men" Fannie Crosby in her
lifelong blindness remained cheerful and
happy because she had the root Of the
matter in her.
The lamented Charlie Morgan of this
city, one Of the brightest and most prom
Using attorneys, when he had been deprived
of his vocal organs by an operation for
cancer was asked by his partner what he
thought of his sufferings and sore disap-
pointment. Reaching for his tablet, he
wrote, Il thank God for it all" For he
had received such ii new vision OF divine
favor and love during his great trial and
to him far more than IT cost He had the
suffering that the experience was worth
root of the mst tier in him.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-25
Michigan.
MICHIGAN FARMS.

No. 1-20 acres, cleared, small house aud
81. COO
No. 40 acres, cleared. good house and
barn, plenty of fruit, level. good soil, 81 30
No. 800 acres. rich loan soil level,
miles Muskegon, city $1,000; SIP per acre, 81
per acre down, balance easy terms.
THE EVANS-HOLT Co, Fremont, Mich.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-25
CHOICE BARGAINS.

100 acres, miles from WATERFOWL. 2
miles from Foley, beautiful slightly roll
ing land, free from pond, creeks, gravel
or stone, 155 acres into crop, acres nay,
no buildings, for quick sale $3.50 per
acre, cash down to a $500 mortgage now
on the land, per cent, purchaser gets
one third crop delivered.
SEQ acres, all prairie, no improvements,
400 acres good farm land, $50 rough pasture
land, II miles from WATERFOWL, miles
from 3 other towns it's worth S35 per acre.
we are offering 1t for SIS for a quick sale,
cash down to a $500 mortgage now on
the land at . per cent.
IL YOU are on the market for a bargain
in land you should lose no time In seeing
these, Address Walklin g. Bushey, Water
town. South Dakota.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-25
Kansas.

FOR SALE-Improved farm, GAO acres.
COO tillable, 500 level, fenced and cross
fenced, watered with springs and ponds,
some hay land. 800 pasture, no rock, 22J
cultivated, 10 wheat, % speltz, Is barley,
20 corn, crops fine; balance feed: Groom
stone house, stone barn, granary, room
for 1000 bu., hen house, crib cattle shed,
good well, mill, tank. brood house. full
set of implements. horses set of harness,
20 cattle, 1 brood SOW. 800 chickens. orch
ard. all kinds OF fruit telephone; black
soil. clay subsoil; buildings insured;
miles to school and postoffice; price $4,000
$40. 500 cash, 1900 years at per cent; 1;
miles to town, no agents. Write owner
A. p CARLETON.
Grove County, Alanthus. Kansas.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-25

TWO TEXAS FARMS FOR BALE
l31 acres, 100 in cultivation. alfalfa, corn
and potatoes; three miles from the town
OF Wharton; on the Colorado river; no
overflow; Go miles from Houston.
Also 80 acres, 10 in cultivation, corn: ad-
Joining the ABOVE place; q OF mile TO a
railroad switch; party can get Immediate
possessIon; win take $50 per acre for ono
or both places. Write TO the owner. A A,
Norton. Wharton, lex. Terms
YOU OUGHT TO KNOW ABOUT IT.
It's county seat in the center OF the Rio
Grande Valley and irrigation: mas railroad,
canals, new court mouse, good bank,
school, brick business houses; Cnapin needs
lheyIe rich enough TO make you rIcn. Asa
US Tor booklet b"
CHAPLIN TOWNSHIP COMPANY,
Chapin. Tex.