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2 wonderful skating number. They pro
duce n real novelty in the way of musi.
cal comedy dances on roller skates
These artists were featured with the
Anna Hold "Parisiar Model company.
winch ran SO successfully at the Broad.
way. New York, thcater for n year and
half. Some Of the novelties pre-.
sented are the Yankee Prince walt.
the Red Mill schottische, the Waltz
Dream, the Soul Kiss, the Genee toe
dances, new version of tho Merry
WIDOW, the Tourbillion Whirlwind
dance, and. for closing number, the
Human Top, by Miss Donegan.
Gus Bruno, well and favorably known
as n monologue artist, will appear with
a new series OF good stories and dialect
specialties.
LeClmr and Sampson, who will make
their first visit TO the Salt Lake or.
pheum, are English comedy athletic
2Grooats, who are travesty gymnasts.
they nave been very successful abroad
lE funny act called ''The Bogus
Strong Men, They are skilled Gt7m.
nasts and fine athletes. bnt in this a4er.
ing they use this accomplishments for
comedy purposes only
New orchestral selections and new
KAnodrome pictures complete the bill
That the Mission habit has become
part or the weekly life of thousands
OF amusement lovers OF this city there
can be no question. That hundredg OF
others are fast acquiring ;hc habit is
proven by the increased attendance
each week That the hahit has been.
and IS being acquired because of the
excellent bills which have and are he.
ing offered at tho popular Third South
street house. is the testimony Of those
who have visited the playhouse. Ever
SINCE tho house was opened il has been
the ann Of the management to secure
the best in vaudeville. Like every
other house in the country there is an
occasional poor number but this can.
not be avoided at all times. One thing
IS certain, the class of bills is growing
better week by woek until the natrons
OF The house are beginning TO wonder
II there IS TO be no limit to the good |
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In the Playhouses of Salt Lake

vaudeville for n limited tour over this
clrcuit, after several seasons in Charles
frohman 8 two important musical
comedies. ''The Dairy Maids'' and
"The Little Cherub," and later in
The Golden Girl in all of which
possesses charming personality and
fascinating manner, which has made her
great favorite from Maine TO Cali
fornia. But aside from the ingenious
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things offered them, Another thing is
certain, the amusement lovers of this
city do not care how nor where an act
or a play comes from, Just 80 that it
suits their taste. IL is because the man
agement OF the Mission understands the
and has tried to supply tho demand,
that the patronage OF the house has
and still is growing, Despite the many
good bills that have been offered in the
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-17

No motion picture film ever has ere
aCed the universal interest throughout
this city as the Roosevelt in Africa -
films, which have been announced for
presentation ut the Shubert theater.
commencing with the matinee on Mon
day, April is. Manager Florence has
made special arrangements whereby
the large crowds which viii be in at
tendance from the opening performance
Will be properly taken care of, The
photographer was successful In seeur-
ing some of the very best scenes Of ont.
door life; illustrating tho life and the
habits of wild animals in their native
haunts ever taken for motion picture
presentation. Tho censorship commit
tee from all the representative film
manufacturing concerns in the world
carefully inspected every foot OF mega
two secured by Mr. Keaton, who photo.
graphed the pictures and selected from
The 5000 feet taken, only tho choicest
and most interesting sections. cuttinG
this production down to n 1000 foot
subject. A private exhibition of this
feature was given last Friday in Mr.
Florence s demonstrating rooms In
representatives of oil the local papers
and number of the leading educators
of the city, who were more than pleased
with the subject and became very en-.
thusiastic at each appearance Of Colo.
nel Roosevelt
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Of this character. without once coming
to Il rest. is said TO be wonderful This
act ls said TO be worthy Of more than
passing note on account Of the mus
cuIar endurance shown by both.
a rare treat is promised Tor both old
and young i'll the first appearance in
this city Of ALI. Rippon, the noted
Scotch ventriloquist, assisted by Nc
Pherson, tho 'Komic Skoti' This act
has been oEe Of the big hits in every
city in which Rippon has appeared in
Europe and America. There is a lot OF
clean cut fun, to say nothing of the
wonderful work of Rippon as ven
triloquist.
Tho peer of any dancing team ap.
pearIng in vaudeville is The promise
made for Hathaway and Seigel, who
will make their first appearance next
Thusday afternoon New selections by
the Mission orchestra and the original
picture of President Roosevelt in AZ
rica will make up the bill
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As the Sun Went Down. which is
announced for its first appearance here
at the Colonial next Sunday, is new
play by George ID. Baker, and il viii
receive marked attention, for The reason
that 1T will be produced under tbe
direction Of Arthur G, Aston, man
agerr who has given numerous PLAYS of
I%erlt and has presented several excel.
lent stars, his latest productions here
having been Tennessee Pardner. -
"At the Old Cross Roads, I" Jane Cor.
coran, in 'Pretty Peggy and other
plays,
An interesting feature OF ''The Red
Mill, - the big New York musical play
from the knIckerbocker theater. New
York, is the sextette of Dutch Kiddies
which proved one of the many special
lntroductlons in the Blossom and Her
bert musical play. The six little bows
and girls form part and parcel of an
intricate song number and are altireI
In tho picturesque peasant dress. with
wooden shoes, so familiar to tourists in
the villages of Holland "The Kid.
dies, as they are termed. are duIy
chaperoned and have the special care
OF well known tutoress .sThe Red
Mill' VIII be seen at tho Colonial al
an early date
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The Sanders-ttranger FlOrsl|

Now occupying temporary az!
at 5S West Third South. will. pntl
tehr notice. sell all varieties OF .
lions at 75c a dozen.
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Helen Grantley, in "The Agitator;' -
Clara Belle Jerome and Winona Winter
all three headllners on the Orpbeum
lclrcuit-will appear on tho new Orphoum
bill that opens this afternoon. Miss
Grantley is u favorite dramatic star.
Her offering this season is ambitious,
being "The, Agitator, by Mrs. Oscar
sea, - formerly enacted by Mrs. Fiske,
has long been considered one-act gem
Mrs: Berlnger' s new play is presented
by Miss Grantley by special arrange
ment with Charles F'rohmau, who had
secured 1t with the intention of using
1T IN hls theatcrs as curtain raiser,
1.-The Agitator' has a timely, human
theme, dealing with 4 young girl en-
Ployed In largo factory, and it is in
the midst OF her activity in trying to
secure the rights Of her fellow en-
ployees that the playlet begins The
company includes Six persons, and Miss
Grantley carries special production.
CLARA Belle Jerome and company in
"yoyland' - is the latest effort of Gus
Sohlke, a very pretty setting is shown
at the opening, frog pond hidden in
the rushes, with fence at the back
and corn field beyond. The opening
Is between Miss Jerome, as a country
girl, md William Seymour, as a rube
lid. The first number led by Miss
Jerome brings the girls, eight ponies,
out of the corn stalks. The second
number is Kid arrangement, the girls
making the change behind big red um.
brellas. The song is ''Toodles.p The
closing number is "The Frol;csomc
Frogs. Miss Jerome wears some sort
OF bird attire, and the girls appear
from the pond as frogs. For a finale |
tho girls drag on huge bird nest,
out OF which steps Miss Jerome, the
principal hgnre at all times and easily |
meeting requirements Miss Jerome !
looks decidedly well in her various
changes, and her voice is suited to the
selections. The girls are fine LOOKING,
plump bunch Of youngsters, who seem
anxious to work. 'Joyland" is sure TO
be liked ~
Winona Winter. vino has established
herself as the Golden Girl, rotuns to
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Salt Lake Musicians
ELSIE Won R,oWEN.

Winner of Gold Medal, Professor Skel-
tons Recital, for Best Work Dor7
During Year.
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Indian subjects arc always attractive
inasmuch rs they givo an excellent op.
portunity for outdoor photography, and
the demand for subjects of this Kind is
placed n standing order with the manu-
facturers for Mt least one Indian or
western production each week. Com
mencing with Saturdays y matinee, April
l6, an excellent subject Of this nature
by the Biograph company. "a Ro-
nance OF tho Western Hills will be
featured rs tho headliner at the Luna
theater. Other pictures are ''The Girl
of tho Barracks, - ''Thc Mask Maker
.Johnny,s Pictures of Polar Regions.N
There Will be the customary illustrated
ballads.
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Smoke Flor de Baltimore
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send some Of the most noted moving
picture takers in the world with the
Roosevelt party. On the success of the
trip thousands of dollars depended.
Three weeks ago the experts returned
ready 70 develop the Thousands of feet
Of films they had taken. They were
developed and run through the picture
machine The men who had spent
thousands Of dollars were jnbilant The
pictures were success. Not only did
they show Colonel Roosevelt many
times, but they showed animal life
such as had never been shown before
in tho history OF photography With
the proof that the pictures were sue
cess the word was flashed TO every lend.
ing amusement house in the United
States and Europe Within an hour
after John e, Clark. manager Of tho
Mission theater Of this city, received
word that the picture was success,
he had wired for the right TO repro
duce the original in this city. The
offer which he made was promptly
accepted, and Saturday advice was re.
ceivcd that the original pictures would
be here in time for exhibition at the
Mission next Tuesday.
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Gossip About the Playhouse, Both Here aud
Elsewhere; Likewise Personal AIclAs
tion Of Footlight Favorites .;&
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After one of the most successful
weeks IN the history of the Bungalow
theater and which inaugurated the re.
iuFn OF Miss Blanche Douglas as lead
ing woman of the stock companv NJ
that house, the bill for this week and
which will open with tonight 3 perform.
ance, will be the great human intcrest
play, Esmeralda.'' 1t has heon
months since the Bungalow entertained
AS heavy patronage as during the
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with monkeys. Closer and more closely
We approach up to that ape-boat. With
nervus opera glasses we could distinc-
tually read in front porch of this float
ing menagerie the word 'LILLYPOO-
IA"
'Nogi." | Whisper baffably, we must
catch this boat now or neverly,
Our Workmanship was now floating ex-
actly over that vessel In one seconds
more Hon Equflibrator would smash
over the front porch of the Lillypooza
and every monkeys son on board would
be drownded.
Follow me with immediate quick
ness" l holla to Nogi. And before We
could imagine. we was cluttering down
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MONKEY MYSTERY; OR, THE REAL

We have now turned out over Il million
gentleman graduates For three dollars
apiece l shall be willing to ship these
voters from the jungle to any State you
wish with Instructions to vote for the
finest tariff ever passed
How would you get SO many mon
keys over here" require Hon. Smoot
Already / have chartered an ocean
liner" say Prof. Two weeks previous
to now the Pink Star Liner Lillypooza
sailed from Cape Town with cargo of
100000 cultivated monkeys. guaran-
tee each one of them to be capabilious
Of casting vote, if not money will be
refunded
Already / am less discouraged de-
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found walking in Il graveyard chatter
ing about Republican politics, it look
very muckrakiSh to me-"
This would be nice jobs for Detec-
lives, snuggest Nogi Therefore We
put on our deceptive moustaches ami
follow doggishly after that gilty couple.
BY shady lane full of conservation
trees. Prof X Suzie stop and make soft
whistles. : other whistles heard from
behind tombstoneS and of suddenly,
fat Republican heads was thrust forth
ly. Miss Suzie make Chitaqua salute.
Prof Garner remove off his slk-pipe
hat.
With serious feetSteps them 3 RepuD-
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plore Hon. Hitchcock. IF them mon
keys gets here before next Congress
sional Election, all won't be lost"
So them Statesmans give hand ella SD
to Miss SuZie and departed edwards
When they had eloped away Miss
SuZie say to Hon. Garner:
20. G., Mr.. Prof. say her, ARE it not
to introduce monkey bust
ness into politicks?"
Hush. child" he throw back, 1T has
been done before"
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We was crossing Ocean at rapid strides.
For complete days We Struggled be-
meath pile of groceries with sly express
eggs. One brite Wedsday pm Nogi,
peeping from life-boat of this airship,
seen something which cause him to hol-
la with voice:
Togo Togo, come hitherly,''
/ approach with scrambles-and be-
holt. In the exact center of the Ocean
was hui steamship entirely covered
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So they fade to trees.
When they went. J. say with
sharp poke to Nosi:
This must stop before it begins.
How to do so?' require Nogi.
We must discover that vessel Lilly
pooza before it bumps to New York. I
Snagger, with voice full of bullets So
we walk forward.
One week afterwards Hon. Wellman.
talented Columbus of Atlantic City. was
expected to make sail-off for Europe or
somewheres else. Me & Nogi. disguised
to look like cans of gasolene, croll in
eide that balloon. and firstly we knew,
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OF have doubt
lessly noticed by
recent newS-print
several type-paSe
articles a ID o u t
Hon. Prof. Garner.
African IN e n a e
erie m a n. AMI
u l : intelligent
monkanzee, Miss
= u 4 Q. Y q II
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thing intellisentle. SCRAsH.

thing intelligentle. SCRASH.
What was it:
I will explain Hon. Equilibrator pig
iron tail To Wellman balloon, had swang
with terrifictual force 4 knocked hul
break-hole in side of steam ship Lilly
With wet rush Of damp water that
gallant boat begin going downward
From smoking room. saloon and bridal
suites below come elaborate yalls OF
l.o00. 900 monkeys which begin clombing
on deck making conversation in IL
European languages.
Who done it. please" require one
dog face mandril with Depew whiskers
1T is complete outrage" snuggest
one orang-outang putting on life-pre-
server over his English overcoat
Nextly from below stairs come roar
like a wounded Trust. All monkeys
turn pale with frightened fear. They
rosh to masts. spars and front porch
of vessel. hoping to he minus
Nextly with elaborate holler and
peeved snarl gentleman Gorilla OF
Jefferies appearance rosh to deck eN-
claiming in perfect English.
who done it? Who done it? Let me
get my thumbs around him. :"
First humane ohiecl, he soon on de.k
was me e Nogi. With angry rage auiv-
ering from his toes. he start TO APP
proach US.
II shall meet you in New York." |
holla to Nogi. while I make Anette keI-
herman feetsteps in direction of railing.
Il shall meet you there first" exclaim
Cousin Nogi
Next sound was tvs Japanese spIashes
on the Atlantic ocean. Me and Nogi
grab hardware box which we find
floating amidst US. BY gradual degrees
her cargo of monkey voters. sinking
edwards. dipping deeper and more deep
ly into water. Dimly through our Opera
glasses could observe Hon Gorilla
leaning over railing and addressing Us
with Tammany language.
Thusly we was left alone i'm the midst
of danger enjoying hopeless despair
while observing entire Ocean dancing
around with local option expression
We was deserted, and SO was the Re-
publican Party.
Hoping you are the same
Yours Truly,
IIASHIMURA TOGO.
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politehess, say Postoffice Hitchcock
with hanson blond expression. Let
us talk like business managers. What
was your objeck in bringing this
Monkey to us so sneekretly?"
ITO prove that monkeys are human
and therefore qualified to vote" COR
"ode Prof. Garner fearlessly.
How shall YOU prove this" require
, Republicans nervely
BY simple anthology" say Prof Gar
ner. What is a Man? He is a two
legged quadruped who wears a hat and
amt got sense enough to keep still
when spoken to. The same is true of
Women, only more so. Monkeys. like
men, are also two-legged quadrupeds,
but they have hitherto been Supposed to
he mere brutal mammals because they
could not speak English-'
How foolish report Miss Suzie with
girlish voice.
All them Statesmen halt backwards
when they hear this.
Il observe this baboon can talk very
nicely, Suggest Senator Smoot. What
other qualifications to vote do she pos
sess?'
she has read the Declaration of In
dependence and can write a letter in
correct English" say Prof.
Many District Leaders can do far
less. relapse Hon. Hitchcock.
Let us hear some of her education,
say Senator Smoot
'Suzie,' require Prof Garner, who
discovered American
columbus discovered it, but John d.
Rockefeller was the first to see it's pos
sibilities,'' chatter Suzie. cutely catch
ing flies with her left foot.
Who is the Father of his Country"
examine Prof
washington report this brite mon
key girl. But Hettie Green is its
Aunt
"Who freed the slaves?' enquiz Hon.
Wickersham shyly
Eugene V. Debs,' suggest little
You See" conjugate Hon. Garner to
them Republicans, Miss Suzie have
got more INSTRUMENTATION now than the
average voter. True. her sex disbars
her from casting a ballot, but 1 have
showed YOU her education to prove that
male monkeys of equal intelligence and
cast vote for the Republican party.
The Constitution do not say that
can vote renig Hon. Hitchcock,
postofficially.
ct doesn't say they cant." modula TO-
Hon. Prof. And silence gives consent
even in the Supreme Court
Senator Smoot assisted by Boss Law
yer Wickers.am & Postofficer Hitch
cock, think thoughtfully.
For what price of money can you
furnish the Republican Party with one
million monkeys capable of voting the
straight ticket require Hon. Hitch
cock, who is a business man, even i'm
his widest patriotism.
x
:: =
In 1885, say Prof. Garner, Il found
ed in Africa the Congo Ba boon College
From them trees of classic knowledge
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do a great considerable to help the
monkey business in America
Il shall obey with all my SOUL" say
she apely.
Thusly talking arm in arm they elope
EDWARDS among tall tombS.
''Nogi." | collapse to my cousin. this
seem deliciously unnatural
What do?" negotiate Nogi.
When a Prof and a Monkey are
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noticed this. And with the great horse
power of Your brain. you are doubtless
Iy aware that this Miss Suzie, though
II humb"l ape origin and family, is
enabled tn show many marvellous
symptoms Of high political develop
ment. including conversation.
clad in fashionable trousers of suf-
frasette appearance. she can read and
understand the novels of Robt w
Chambers. sign her name to public doc
uments. pronounce the name of Charles
t. Murphy in three languages and
when the word Tariff is mentioned
she will clabbcr with monkey banzais
tn the tor of the chandelier and wave
an American flag for i complete min
Htes. She can perform arithmetic with
all her fingers and toes. She know the
difference between Woodrow Wilson and
Grover Cleveland. But when asked.
What are the difference between
cannon Republican and Il Tammany
Democrat" she answer. Search me-"
Mto2etherly this Miss Suzie show all
&c advantages of sending respectable
-n"nkeys To Yale and Harvard
Nr. Editor. YOU doubtlessIy read
about this Miss Suzie with humoristic
'yc-Tfnh. ,ou doubtlessly noticed her
"t'sical comedy qualities and thought
tnouGhtfully. When Miss Suzie goes
n the stage | shall be there fire.
quently"
But q. When YOU know what l shall
tell YOU about this Miss Suzie YOU shall
cease for smiling, She was not brought
to America for scientific or other idle
purposes Miss Suzie is a Republican
plot. and she was imported to wreck
l.. s. Govt. Why she didn't do so Nov.
last 9Th was brave accomplishment of
me & Nogi. which I shall explain
Several months previously to now,
when Hon. Republican Party was still
here. thank you. me & Nogi was wan
oef1ng past Arlington Cemetery, Wash,
d. c., where We went with our hstori-
cal minds. OF suddenly, while thusly
walking, we observed very peculiarly
sight. A Human Man came strolin.
down silent path accompanied by Il
Monkey. That gentleman was clad out
in frockaway coat, silk-pipe hat and
pat shoes. peculiar to persons wishing
TO call on Senator Lodge. That monkly
lady was wearing green negligee
BAHAMAS. Mary Gardner hat and Il
smile of jungle attractiveness They
was engaged in aggravated conversa-
tiCn.
Miss SuZie, say Prof. Garnrr-for .
1t was him. you must be entirely polite
TO these gentlemans to-day because
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To Editor Sunday Star, hoping he feel
very Constitutional this morning,
Dear Sir
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Hon. Equilibrator. BY next minutes
JUMP. We had arrived to deck of
Lillypooza
Nogi," L say distinctually lit is our
duty as patriotic apan-Americans to
take this boat-load of n,Onkey-voters
back to Africa where they can never be
useful to Republican Party
Togo, l have the honor to agree
begin NOgi, but before he could say any
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You must not eat peanut, er mani
cure Your ears with your feet or any
other menagerish trick peculiar to
baboonerv," narrate Prof. Garner.
oh no. sir. | never shall. report
Miss Suzie. carefully lighting cigarette
with her big toe.
sion you make today" revoke Prof.
Garner For these politicians before
which we will lecture are 80 important
in the Republican party that they may
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they are very high-up personalities.
II shall do whatever possible. re-
Spouse this monkanzee with slightly
African accent.
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In 1885, say Prof Garner, Il found
ed in Africa the Congo Ba boon College
From them trees of classic knowledge
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With serious feetsteps them Repub-
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tCopyr1gnr. 1910. by the Associated Literary
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HASHIMURA TOGO.