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Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1910-03-22
Polk County Observer
:. Lowe. March 80 and 81.

mr. Lowe, March 80 and 81.
r D. Brown, Abstracter: Notary.
Rlue Vitriol at Craven Bros.
Legal blanks for sale at this office
oscar Hayter, lawyer. Rooms 5 and
g. Uglow Building.
Is your property for sale? List II
with Jacobson.
Legal blanks for sale at this office.
Rcan Spray Pumps at Craven Bros.
Dr. B. e. Newell, Veterinary Sur
econ. Mutual Phone 1177, Dallas, Or.
If.
dependable Spray Solution at Cra-
ven Bros.
Tuesday and Wednesday of next
week, DR.. Lowe will be at Hotel Gail
lConsult him about your eyes and
glasses.
Ice cream at George Coad's.
The Farmers Fire Relief Associa
tion of Butteville, Oregon; ]. d. Winn,
|ogcnt, Buena Vista, Oregon. If
Sheep Shearing machines and Re-
uairs at Craven Bros.
List your property with jacobson,
the Real Estate Man.
lee cream at George Coad's.
List your farm lands and city prop
erty with the Hughes & Bird Land Co.
at Dallas Hughes & Parker, 467
state street, Salem, and the Hughes
hand co., 610 Lewis Building, Port
hand. We have the buyers.
Dr. Lowe, March 80 and 81.
See the 10-cent dishes at The Dal-
has Trade Company's store.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1910-03-22
Summons.
D. L. Keyt, Plaintiff VS.. Preston
Lung, Defendant.
To Preston Lung, defendant.

D. L. Keyt, Plaintiff VS.. Preston
Lung, Defendant.
To Preston Lung, defendant.
In the name of the State of Oregon:
You are hereby required to appear
and answer the complaint filed against
you in the above entitled Court and
action, within six weeks from the date
of the first publication of this sum-
mons to-Wit:-on, or before the 23d
day of March, 1910, and If you fail so
to answer for want thereof, the Plain
tiff will take Judgment against you for
the sum demanded in his complaint
to-wit:-for $3.50 and for his costs
and disbursements herein.
This summons is ordered to be serv-
ed upon you by publication thereof
once a week for six consecutive and
successive weeks Immediately prior to
the 23d day of March, 1910, in the
"Polk County Observer" a newspaper
published weekly in Dallas, Polk
County, oregon.
BY order of the Hon. Ed. F. Coad,
County Judge of the State of oregon
for the County of Polk, said order
duly made at Chambers, and entered
on the 4th day OF February, 1910.
The date of the first publication of
this summons is the Sth day of Feb
ruary, 1910, and the date of the last
publication of this summons is the
22d day of March, 1910.
N. L. BUTLER,
Attorney for Plaintiff.
Dated February 4th, 1910.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1910-03-22
Your Stationery.

There's a satisfaction in using good
Btationery. 1t advertises your business.
il brings business to you. If the man
Who receives your letter is favorably
Impressed with your stationery, he will
form similar opinion of your busi-
ness even though he has never visit
nd your store, The Observer prints the
good kind. 1t prints no other kind. 1t
Rants the work of the man who is par
.cular-of the man who cares. 1t has
hc paper, the type, and the presses
Ind it has men who knows how to
Use them to get the best results for
lou. May we have your next order?
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1910-03-22

Notice is hereby given to whom it
may concern, that the undersigned
has been by the Hon. County Court of
Polk County, Oregon, duly appointed
executrix of the estate of Giles Ben
nett, deceased. All persons holding
claims against said estate are hereby
notified to present the same duly veri-
fed on or before six months from
this date and all persons knowing
themselves indebted to said estate are
notified to call and make immediate
settlement of the same.
Dated at Dallas, Polk County, Ore
gon, this 4th day of March, 1910.
SARAH BENNETT,
Executrix of the Estate of Giles
Bennett, deceased.
Sibley & Eal1in, Attorneys.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1910-03-22

The city council passed an ordi-
nance last night providing for a new
method of building macadam streets
Hereafter the streets will be graded
with a higher crown, giving better
Drainage and keeping the macadam
dryer in the rainy months. Council
man Ayrcs reported many defective
Sidewalks and the Marshal was in
structcd to notify the property owners
to make the needed improvements
without delay.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1910-03-22
PERSONAL MENTION

Willis Simonton visited in Portland
Sunday.
j. A. Bewley was visitor in Salem
Sunday.
Frank Webster is visiting friend.
in Albany
John Bird was a passenger to Falls
City, Sunday
Mrs. Oscar Hayter is visiting friends
in Portland.
W. II. Gaynor visited relatives in
Salem, Sunday.
Miss Anna Stafrin visited friends in
Portland, Friday
B. ]. Werner visited relatives in
Perrydale, Sunday.
Sheriff J. M. Grant was a visitor in
Falls City, Saturday.
L, D. Daniel was business visitor
IN Willamina, Friday.
Warren Wright, of Falls City, was
in the city Tuesday.
August Boman was a business visit
or in Salem, Saturday.
William Tatom was business visit
or in Salem, Saturday.
Mrs Nancy Wise, of Perrydale, was
a Dallas visitor Monday.
c. A. Handley, of Hillsboro, visited
friends in Dallas yesterday.
0. Aurland, of Falls City, was in
Dallas on business Tuesday.
Isaac Goodell, of Rickreall, was a
county seat visitor Saturday.
Otto Elkins, of Falls City, visited
friends in Dallas over Sunday.
ank Heydon. of Falls City, was IN
Dallas a few days last week.
The Rev. T. Fl. Starbuck was a pas
5enger to Falls City, Saturday
Elmer Enes, of Perrydale, was in
the city Saturday on business.
Mr. and Mrs. George Gerlinger Wis
ted in Portland over Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. ], L. Castle were Wis
tors in Portland over Sunday.
Earl Wisecarver visited at the fam
ly home in McMinnville, Sunday.
C. E. Lynn left this week for sher-
dan, where he has employment.
Mrs. Franklin Wells returned home
Thursday from a visit in Portland.
The Rev. A. H. Dodd, of Falls City,
vas a county seat visitor Saturday
B. w. Wick, of Falls City, was a
BUSINESS visitor in Dallas yesterday.
Jerry Wyant, of Salem, visited
riends in Dallas, Sunday afternoon.
Miss Kate Jennings was passenger
o Mccoy on the Sunday morning
rain.
w. w. Rowell, manager of the Rick
call FIGURING Mill, was in Dallas, Sat
rday.
Mrs. Frank Shriver, of Centralia,
is visiting relatives in
Dallas.
e. Jacobson, the real estate man,
'as business visitor in independence
riday.
Fl. e. Fouch, cashier of the Bank
f Falls City, visited friends in Dallas,
riday.
Mr.. and Mrs D. T. Hodges, of
were visitors in Dallas, Sat-
rday.
Mrs. ]. P. VanOrsdel is up from
ortland for a few days's visit with
,latives.
Miss Alpha Wilson, of McMinnville,
sited over Sunday with her parents
this city.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. w. Brentner, of
alls City, were in Dallas between
aims Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Van Dornsife, of In
ependence, were guests of friends in
alias, Sunday. ,
Mrs. John r. Sibley returned home
lnday after a weeks visit with rel
ives in Portland.
Mrs Martha Cosper returned home !
lnday evening from a visit with 7
lends in Portland. +
Mrs. r. F. Robinson, of Portland,
visiting at the home of her mother,
RS. M. E. Hallock. t
Attorney Water L. Tooze, Jr., at :
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1910-03-22
Profitable Hogs.

Frank Loughary came to town last
week with eleven hogs, about or 8
months old and received $218.40 for
hem. Verify the poet was right when
,e said, IF you want to ride in an
raise a pig"
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1910-03-22

Legal blanks for sale at THIS Office
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1910-03-22
Third Annual Horse Show and Stock Sale
Salem, Oregon, Friday and Saturday, April 90


TwO
Thorogghhreds standard French Coach Gland
mules best stallion 2 old or best l. 2 old or
PREMIUMS DISTRIBUTED
LADIES DRIVING AND RIDING CONTESTS
In
place 3
the intention this prominent feature
OF our
ca Of
c. L
PAULUs. Secretary.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1910-03-22
Assists in Operation.

DR.. A. b. Starbuck went to Salem
Today to assist in a delicate operation
on the wife of his friend, DR.. C. II.
Robertson. Mrs Robertson has long
been a sufferer from kidney trouble
and this operation was resorted to in
the hope of saving her life.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1910-03-22
Notice.

| have opened a Real Estate office
ln the city Hall building on Court
Street opposite Gail Hotel, and l am
pow in line to handle all kinds of
property. | shall endeavor at all times
TO give my patrons a square deal.
Yours for business,
EDWIN JACOBSON.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1910-03-22
RuiIds Another Cottage.

G. E. Cutler is building a pretty
little cottage on the lot east of his
residence on Washington street
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-04-01
Stocks, Bonds, Cereals
A NARROW MARKET WHEAT IS STRONG
Yesterdays Market Firm Throughout
MAY Was the Leading op-
ton Of the Day.

Chicago, March 31--WHEAT.--
Crop damage reports from Kansas
held the market firm today and at
the close prices were "a to q higher
The activity and strength of May
was the feature of the trading. That
loption showed greater firmness than
the new crop months and at the high
point was Ia above the final figures
Iof the previous session. Weakness
of corn prompted some selling in the
final half of the day but the market
closed firm.
No. red $11S@1.21; No. 3 red
1,13@11s: No. 2 hard 1.14&@115H
No. hard l0701.14. May opened
1.14ss6115; high 1,15A; low LINN;
closed 1.14M. July 1.oSk.
CORN Selling by cash interests
caused weakness. Some firmness
was shown at the outset but at the
end of the first half hour prices ha i
started downward. Cash corn was
steady to one lower Weather con.
ditions throughout the corn belt were
favorable for farm work. Futures
closed weak, near the bottom, with
prices "A to * lower.
No. 2 G1h@61M; No white G30
GA; No. yellow 61% @62; No. COZ
@61; No. white 61R062; No. 8
yellow 60a4 @61M. May opened $50
6Sh to 65b; high 63h; low 62M9
62A; closed GIN @62%. July G4h0
CAS-
OATS-Incline to be weak because
of little selling pressure based on
ideal conditions for seeding the new
crop, The close was easy with May
off %@A.
No. 5 white 1904; standard 15la
@46h. May opened 1875 high 43M !;
low 4ah; closed 43$@43h. July
'a1A.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-04-01
NEW YORK GRAIN.

New York. March 31.--WHEAT.--
Receipts 123,200; spot irregular; No,
2 red $1,25 elf; No. northern
1864 fob. ahoat, opening naviga.
ton. Options were quiet and rather
nervous and after advancing early on
the absence of rain in the southwest,
eased off under professional selling
and some more favorable crop re-
ports, closing steary at u decline to
Y advance. May 1,2f; July LII.
iCORN--Receipts 1875; shipments
1866; spot easy; steamer 64% asked /;
No G2A, both elevator and export
basis, export No. "a nominal. Op-
lions closed at H@ss net decline
May TN July "a,
OATS-Receipts 4S,S00; shipments
1000; spot steady; mixed nominal;
natural white 49@j1 clipped white
.50h G53. Options closed unchanged
May 49,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-04-01
WIRELESS 445lS

Mr. Owner. are you going to breed
that good mare of your, this ,eason9
Why not breed to the best?
! believe Wireless 445iS, State
License A 100. is that horse. Hero
ii what "rhc i4tfso Review tays
about Write Y;
The new aYlng sc ston Il
George Gano, ..oSS The rountr, I
still talking OF his great carNaigns o.
1903 and 1909, and hi. receut sac tt
M. w, Savage for S30,oo0.00 Gun
will not DO stud duty this year but
at Mcclure, In. an own brother q
hi-. the handsome and fast Wireless
viii be p& 1iitted to serve few
mares Few horses are hi earal Il
breeding and htenda-rs shprld uyss'i
gate him at nh cary date, ne Il
from a family that Is doing snn alton,
al things lie Is owned By Herman
Bunch"
Now W.rele is grand individual
without 4 fault or blemish and his
disposition = perfect He has lots o
qrality ard the, ffni h Of model. H
Is q son o! GaiRetfa. Wilkes, 2:t9h
the greatest sire living or dead. witt
10 in the list, Wircle Il lam tna'
great brood mare Cradition. 4 ssts
the dam q q, she nv Nuthvrst s:fo
Hi: md dam is Delta. the dam OF Q
she hy Mainline Stsrtle. 5sQS This
breeding 10 ihsintibie, n
M'irele is atesrs Old, a. toafblAci
with fine name and tail. me- setysd
a Few mares last season and prnyed
q pqsn splsel1ii AerrFr an'l IA sat'
i s.s'FllIb Ii " ~ .staa, 'ssssst5p I'm
o. Clear Cffsk Stock Farm. sfor th4
modest A. n $500 thahsliFe, tMr
approved MarfS artfptFsd Nv
Write To owner HERMAN NnlnrA
Mncjprs. I'LL. Tor folder consainlns
extended pedigree and plain argu
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-04-01
Reflected Again Yesterday by Move.
ment OF Prices, Which was
Of no import s fs

New York, March 31-The stock
market today further disclosed its
narrow limitations. The profession
al operators who made up the mark
ct were timid about venturing far
and the movement In either direction
to any extent seemed to carry the
necessity of counter swing. The
real buyers apparently refrained from
taking action
Uncertainty exists as to the sfgnif
icance Of the decision Of the supreme
court for not accompanying the body
Of the late Justice Brewer to Kansas
The desire to avoid delay In public
business, expressed by the chief jus.
tice in explanation, gives rise to the
supposition that the American Tobac-
co Company may be decided Monday.
It Is certain that the handing down OF
the decision will be followed by a
pronounced movement of the market
in one direction or another. t.3
Another matter receiving much at
tention was the number Of railroads
following the example of the Pennsy'.
vania by advancing wages. This
action was of mixed effect on the
speculative sentiment
Uneasiness over crop conditions
was revived by the failure OF the Pre-.
dictions Of general rains in the south
west and coc+s weather reported
there, "
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-04-01
From Kansas.

This is the tallest corn story OF the
season and is being told among the
travelling men over the state. 1t IS
said to have been In a letter written
home by an Eastern visitor Most Of
the Kansas streets are paved, grains
of corn being used for cobblestones,
while the cobs are followed out for
sewer pipe. The husk. when taken
whole and stood on end, makes . nice
tent for the children to play IN. II
sounds queer to hear the feed man tell
the driver to take dozen grains Of
horse feed over to Jackson's livery
stable. If It were not for soft deep
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-04-01

A traveller In Tennessee came
across an aged negro seated in front
of his cabin door basking In the sun
shine.
"He could have walked right on the
stage for an Uncle Toms part with
out a line of makeup" says the trava
eler. He must have been eighty
years of age"
Good morning, uncle" said the
stranger.
"Mornin, sab, mornin' said the
aged one. Then he added, BE you
the gentleman over yonder from New
York;"
Being tod that such was the case,
the old darby said, do you mind tell
ing nae something that has been both
erin, my old haid? have got a
grandssn--he runs on the Pullman
cyarst-and he done tells me that up
thar in New York you all burn up
youahs folks when they die. He is a
powerful liar, and I don't believe him"
Yes replied the other, that is the
truth in some cases. We call 1t crema-
ton" 6 F ST.
"WeIl, you suttenly surprize me"
said the negro, and then he paused as
II in deep reflection. Finally he said,
"You-all know ! am a Baptist. be-
lieve in the resurrection Of the life
everlastn' and the comm Of the Angel
Gabriel and the BLOWN of that great
horn, and Lawdy me, how am they
evan goin' to find them folks on that
great mawnin"?"
1t was too great task for an off
hand answer, and the suggestion was
made that the aged one consult his
minister. Again the negro fell into a
brown study, and then he raised his
head and his eyes twinkled merrily,
and he said in soft voice.
"Meanin' no offense, sab, but from
what All have heard about New York
kinder calcerlate they is q lot OF
them New York people than doan'
wapter be found on that mornin -
Cosmopolitan
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-04-01
CHICAGO LIVE STOCK.

Chicago, March 31.--GATTLE - Re
ceipts 1900; steady to 10c higher;
steers $6.10@S.50; cows and heifers
calves 300@9.0O; stockers
and feeders 4.75@6.76.
HOGS Receipts 10000; SC higher;
choice heavy $10.s5@1O.95; butchers
light mixed l0S5@10.75;
choice light 10.70@10S0; packing
10.75MtJ.S5; pigs l0.15010.40; bulk
of sales 10.70q10S1.
SHEEP Receipts 1000; steady;
sheep $70o0@9.00; lambs 1900 1925;
yearlings 7.50m9,o0.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-04-01
GOVERN ENTs.
PROVISIONS,

BUTTER-Unsettled, cream cry
specials ~.
ClIEESE-Firm and unchanged.
EGGS-Firm; western ranged 2-TY
,23.
COFFEE Options opened dull at
an advance of points on April, but
generally unchanged in sympathy
with the French cables. The pros.
poets for comparatively small de-
crease in the worlds, visible supply
for the month of March appeared to
be the cause of some scattering liqn'-
dation and European selling during
the day. The market closed dull, net
5 points higher to lower. April
sG.75; spot quiet; No. Z Rio I1-fGM
SIX; mild quiet; Cordova 9A612A.
h SUGAR-Raw steady; Muscavado
SO test $3.50; centrifugal sc test 4.36 !;
molasses sugar SO test S61; refined
sugar quiet. @
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-04-01
The Proper Equipment.

A Methodist bishop was recently q
guest at the home of a friend who had
two charming daughters. One morn
ing the bishop, accompanied by the
two young ladies, went out in the hope
of catching some trout. An old fisher
man, out for the same purpose, wish.
ing to appear friendly, called out;
"Ketchin' many, pard?
The bishop, strengthening himself TO
his full height, replied, Brother,
am fisher Of men"
You've got the right kind o bait,
all right" was the fisherman's re-
jpinder.-Success Magazine.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-04-01


City of Cairo, on the said 2Sth day Of
March, A. ID. 1910 also filed in said
County Court its certain written an
plication or petition showing the fiji.
ing by it in said court of said written
certificate and asking the said Coun-
ty Court to consider and determine
whether or not the facts stated in
the said certificate are true, and ask
ing the said County Court to fix a
time and place for a hearing upon the
said petition and to enter the same
OF record; that the said County Court
has made and entered OF record an
order fixing Monday, the 18th day Of
April, A. d. 1910, at the hour of nine
o'clock, A. NJ, az the time, and the
county court room. in the county
court house, in the City Of Cairo, In
the County OF Alexander and State Of
Illinois, as the place for the hearing
on the said petition.
All persons desiring to do so,
may file objections to the said GER
tificate or to the said petition, or to
both OF them, in said court, on or be-
fore the said day fixed by the said
court for the hearing OF the said pc
tition, not later than nine o'clock Al.
NJ, Of said last named day, and may
apnear In said court on the hearing OF
said petition and make their defense
thereto, If any defense they have, not
later than nine o'clock, A. NJ, OF the
last named day.
Dated this 2Sth day OF March. Al.
ID. 1910.
GEORGE PARSONS, President
FRED D. NELLTS,
2. c. SCULLIN.
GEORGE g. KOEIILER,
F. G. CANNON,
TTlOS. w, WILLIAMS,
VIM. WAGNER.
Board OF Local Improve
ments OF the City OF
Cairo, Illinois.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-04-01
PItlful TRAGEDY.

Because she Is blind the mother OF
Dorothy Kirkham. seven.year-old
Blackpool (Eng) girl. did not see the
frock Of her child catch fire while she
was playing on the hearth one day re-
Gently. and because she is stone deaf
she did not hear the screams which
Dorothy and her twin sister raised
Despite heroic attempts by the twin
sister to extinguish the flames her,
self, Dorothy was burnt to death.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-04-01
ST. LOUIS CATTLE.

st. Louis. March 3t,--CATTLE.-
Receipts 1900; steady; native ship.
ping and export steers sG.50@8.4O;
dressed beef and butcher steers 5.65
@7G5; stockers and feeders 3.4oG
$50; cows and heifers 2.65@6.65;
Texas and Indian steers 4.75@S25.
HOGS Receipts $500; steady to
sc higher; pigs and lights T.5OG
1865; packers 10.75610.S5; butchers
and best heavy 10.So@i095.
SHEEP Receipts 1000 weak; ma.
tives s5.00@S.25; lambs 7.15@10.25.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-04-01
Between Doctors.

Doctor, want to engage you to
look after my practice while I'm on
vacation"
But I'm just out Of college, doctor.
Have little experience"
That's all right, my boy. My prac-
tice, while large, includes very few
people who are actually ILL.,"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-04-01

soil here I don't see how they would
ever harvest the corn, as the stalks
would grow up as high in the air as q
Methodist church steeple. However,
when the ears get too heavy their
weight presses the stalk down in the
ground on an average Of ninety-two
feet; and this brings the ear near
enough to the ground to be chopped
off with an Arkansas City Journal.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-04-01

Strings of passementerie knots APP
pear ON many new garments.
Velvet girdles lined with satin are
made 10 wear with velvet directoire
gowns.
Corded silks are used for making the
semi-princess dress. with material cut
on the bias for trimming
Pieot-edged lace appears as trim
ming upon silks and satins.
Tassels attached to crochet rings
are found upon nobby street suits.
The long motor coat for fall wear
shows row Of tiny buttons from the
collar to the cuffs. though not one
appears where buttons rightfnlly be-
long, or, If there are any In use. they
are hidden with the front plat.
Bulgarian embroidery was found up
on q dress OF white satin,
The narrow red satin crapat is worn
with the tailored white linen waist.
Plaids in warm, dull colors abound
in street waists for early fall wear.
A little French dress in the direc-
toire mode showed the upper half OF
the coat literally trimmed with lace
and the tiniest band imaginable dec
GRATED the lower edge, leaving the
skirt wholly untrimmed Lace In
sertion edged the sides and lower
half of pockets, placed low upon the
coat skirt. and two small lace but
tons were attached to the center OF
each pocket. Buttons Of similar kind
decorated the very narrow vest
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-04-01
Wise Old Boy.

Mrs. Kicker-"If you are going to
another one of those banquets, ! don't
suppose you will know the number OF
the house when you get back"
Mr.. Kicker--"Oh, yes, will; | un.
screwed it from the door and am TAX.
ing it with me. kansas City Journal
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-04-01
A Weyt-Hent Twlo.

A little six-year-old, whoCe parents
we're of the Calyinist faith was very
much surprised on hearing that Jesus
was a Jew 81 don't sc how he could
be- she retorted, when God. His
Father, was o Presbyterian. "--Lippin-
colts.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-04-01
The Family Skeleton.

Teacher--"What is your fathers &C.
cupation?"
Little Boy--"I cant tell you"
Teacher--"But you must"
Little Boy-"My father doesn't want
me to tell"
Teacher-"I insist on you telling me.
| have to know
Little Boy (tearfully) -"Hes--he's
a fat lady in the dime museum. -
Youths Companion.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-04-01
Farmer BOY presidanta.

Prof. w. J, Spillman declares that
the farms have furnished this country
with % per cent. Of its presidents, 81
per cent. Of its governors, So per
cent. Of Its cabinet officers, 10 per
cent. Of its senators. 81 per cent. Of
It's congressman and IS per cent. OF It's
railroad presidents.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-04-01
inqrate.

The Lady with the Feather. No.
said. this is too. much. I've allowed
you to buy me flowers and chocolates
and to take me to theaters and din
ners; I've even granted YOU the lib
erty of hiring motor car for me-
and this, | said, - all the thanks |
get--you try to kiss me- The
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