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The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-02-19

II was a great relief TO Billy De
laney when the champion decided II
couldn't be done. for tho veteran train.
er was afraid that Jefi would affect his
strength by the drastic methods OF ro-
duction employed.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-02-19

New York, Feb. 1s.-The picture,
taken during President Tafts visit TO
New York a few days ago, shows SOME
Of the most prominent republican lead
crs OF the nation and state posing for
their photographs. The man on the
extreme loft OF the reader Is James
w. Wadsworth. jr., the young speak
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-02-19
NEIL BURGESS is DEAD.

New York. Feb 1S-Neil Burgess.
an actor. died today. He had been
suffering from diabetes for a year.
He wns 60 years old.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-02-19
SALT LAKE S1.O0 ROUND TRIP
VIA THE BAMBERGER
LINE.

On sale February 21st and 22nd
good to return until the 9th. Account
Automobile show =
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-02-19

Rawlins. Wyo. Feb. lS.-H r.
Brewster, sent up from Sweetwatcr
county. escaped from the penitentiary
today by scaling the fence.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-02-19

er OF the state assembly and a mem-
Der Of family prominent In New
York politics for several generations.
Next to him is otto T. Barnard. de-
featcd republican candidate for mayor
OF New York in the recent election,
Governor Hughes OF New York is
easily recognized. Next to the gov
crnor is Timothy l.. Woodruff. former
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20

be. Il expect 10 live many years and did
not intend 20 give you the impression that
/ wished 10 divest myself Of my means as
a man diyests himself Of his shirt--ut once.
l thought I would b. willing 20 give some
thing like $1,000 10 some well Known in
stitution. and I am wiIling-perfec;ly will
/ ing-tO talk about 1t to the extent Of a
! column In your paper"
The reporter grew an inch. Mr. IIOl-
tite." said he. III you are actually going 10
I give 5000 to any sort OF charitable insti-
tuition, or even 10 college, and win prom
Use 20 iet no other Newspaper hear Of it be-
fore we have a chance 20 give Il publicly.
We viii be glad 20 devote our whole first
page 10 Il because It will be IN tEe nature
Of absolutely startling news Yau have
never given a cent 70 any one In your life.
as ] understand it,"
Never, unless / was sure that would
get two cents In return said Jabaz. with "a
proud smile.
Then I suggest that YOU & your
money TO some institution that is already
/ heavily endowed and that will ti-us b.
worthy of YOUR unexampled generosity"
And the reporter named such an institution
Then he took down In great detail all the
facts m the life OF Jabez as seen by the
millionaire himself. getting thereby a pict-
ure az the man that no one else n. the wide
world would have painted. and worth az
least six columns 90 the reporter who had
/ i all for the mere taking q down IN short
hand
The reporter was OF a grateful dlspOsi-
iion. and. knowing that this interview would
spell success for him. ne wished 10 make a
return 10 Jabez. and being not InIy crate
/ iul but also waggish, the form OF hts return
+ Was as follows
"Mr. fIOltite. said he. charity u char
/ ity. and good deed much blown about
penotraces 90 remote places ana a. pot 10
'h' credit ~ the dOeT % the deed ,.i e.
| the good decd can b. mad. - h,.-. i.r-.a IL
| ate ftuit-n your bread comes t.cs , rr,
return wave, 50 90 speak-you wlli pr p .Iie
stanc !-- "a tong time On TIE bcst-n crucf-
/ ing .Oares into ;he sea-
/ "GO on" said Jabez: Il arm listening
/ MY idea is." snid the report = 'and T
/ hop" you will take my frankne N the
proper spirit. that the public wound as soon
helioye that Roosevelt was 4 fgurehcad .r
that William q, Germany was a puLp.t. IS
that YOU. Jab~z HolIite would actually give
away money. and think there ats thou
sands n this gTeA; city who wou.4 gladly
give 81 apiece 20 see you la the act"
"Ah. they know I am a wonder - an ac-
1uisitor." said Jabez. mentally hugsing
himself
sure" said the reporter. Now. whv
not hire Madison square Garden erect !,
platform IN the middle of the arena ana
give away a.c0o every hour on the stroke
OF tho clock? You might also give them a
/ dfteen-minute talk on how 10 become
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20
60 %-@<
= - -. -

he gubble peevly. like ne was teikinE 20
a Corporation
Ne and Nogi could not stay to lunch.
because We was not invited.
To Senator Crane OF Mass we ask-it.
What is your special fad or mania?"
Getting back to the Senate for an
other term" ne report promptly like a
soldier
Ne and NOgi elOped Onwards.
Senator SmoOt Of Utah say so. My
favorite game is Follow Your Leader. I
hold the championship for the session"
Goodbye from me and NOgi.
Hon. Vic BurdOck Of Kas report. MY
favOrite Hobby is collecting valuable
things"
what are you collecting nOw?" re-
quire me and NOgi together like chorus
girls.
'Insurgent votes" he depOse.
Me and Nogi make note Of this phe-
nOmenaL
Hon. Bryan O'TOOle, Government
Plumber who have labOred with the
Ieakv condition of the Capitol Bldg FOR
2G to 80 years. is a very deepdown stu
dent OF human-natUTe, especially when
found IN Senators. Time Is past" say
this O'ToOle man. when Statesmen can
arrive 20 Washington and Try To succeed
without some sort OF eccentricity. Many
a young Politician has remained in
Washington for a brief Winter. then
faded like a SNOWFALL in TIE Spring.
Cause Of why? Because he never done
nothing in no way peculiar f-Om nobody
else. He didn't wear fried egg on his
evening-frOnt. neither did he shoot car
conductor who disagreed with him on the
Open Door in China. He simply ran his
SenatOTship like he ran his hardware
store at hOme-calmly and with his eye
on che profits
This" say Hon. O'TOOie, ARE no way
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20

Waat would We have though: Il that
mother who ;lirty OF ever sftsea yoars ago
allowed her Children 10 play tag and spin
tops on tnc railroad ;rack Of trunk line?
We would have called her lacking IN com
mon sense. Bat ;he world moves end al
though mothers sti,l object 20 their chill
dren playing tag anc spinning TOPS or rail-
road tracks. steam cars are now allowed
or our highways and ayRays, and whereas
the railroad train runs on a schedule, the
modern steam car ane its brothers. tie
electric car and the gasolene motor. run Al
tul speed under no schedule. aud they run
where children most dc cOngreglte.
And so used do we become 10 dangers
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20
CROSS PURPOSES.

An asylum for the deaf and dumb, beins
sadly I'm need of funds, gave a cance
Among the many outsiders present were
two good looking men. AS they were t2lA-
ing tOgether. one Of them suddenly en-
claimed. BY JOve. there's "A pretty girl
would like 20 dance with her
why don't you ask herr responded rs
companion
"HOW ?'
"Why, BY signs. of course.
So lie crossed the hall and. placing hi1-
self in front of the sirl, pointed with ns
index finger 70 her. then 20 himself, al4
then Whirled the finger round and round 70
Indicate dancing. The g.rl sm-linsly nodded
an assent
Finding that her dancing was as perfect
as her figure. he went through the seme
operation & little later in the eveniHs
Again she NODDED assent As they were
waiting Cor the music % start, anolle.
gentleman approached the girl and asked
for the next dance.
II am sOrTv. " she replied n the sWeeie.-
Of tones, nOdding toward her silenr pa.-
per. ''buf r have This dance WIh ll9
dummy. - -COsMOpoliten Magazine.
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ORs4lNos So rs coU51N Noo1 us N00aoaN J
DfSco-JeTS Each -SfGfe.snaQn
MzxsT H1s3e One Or Fade


20 be Statesman IN this day of grsa,
theatrical enterprises. r. q gentleman
wisn % represent his State property bs
must get has name IN the papers. n.
must lose his dianaond-studded razor. or
buy a fyins-machine or be caught tax.
ing with Senator Gugsenhalm over
nap of Alaska"
rs this why Eo6by-ridlng is so POM.
lar among greas Washington men?"
negotiate.
'Sure is," reUig Hon. O'Too;e. SEN.
ator Aldrich lectures Bankers Arianoa
and Senator DOliiver lectures Chas.
Talkwa ladies'. Senator Kean grow,
stock and senator La Toilette grow,
hair."
They have doubtless got good reasons
for doing what they done" daily forth
do you realize what the suNrassts,
said when she stabbed the Policeman
with a hat-Din?" he pop out.
What u,terance did she say. pIeassr'
] ask like a minstrel show.
"she-say. Next time you see me per.
haps you viii notice I am coming" De-
range this plumbing person.
Did Hon. Thos Jefs and Hon. Hs,
Clay find il necessary to get some hob
bies IN their PASTOR generatione" va.
next question COR me-
"Ah. japanese SchOOlbOy." collaDss
Hon. O'TOoIe. jefferson & Clay lived
IN a generation when advertising va.
done BY kerosene lamps. Their lights
would scarcely cast q twinkle Ia this az.
OF Electric Illumination"
So me and Nogi part away feeling Ia,
a family OF EaikcrObes.
Hoping you are the same
Yours truly
HASHIMURA TOGO.
(Cop. rish.. 1910. BY the Associated Litsr.-,
PrezsB
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20

Since this famUs dinner collapsed. Mr..
Editor. me and Nogi has been putting
our intelligence together and thinking
about Hobby Horses which must be
rode by all Statesmen Of high and low
capacity. So we put on our most care
ful frockaway manners and went knock
ing among the Public Offices. Thusly
we was enabled To have delightful con-
versations with several Great Politi-
clans who did not see as soon enough 20
escape. Following is several:
To Hon. Nels Aldrich we require:
What favorite Hobby Horse do you ride
when hiding away from serious work -
"Parlor Magic is my most frequent
game" retrieve Hon Aldrich with tailor
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20

that we mothers speak as a man-sit at
our bedroom windows and calmly continue
our sewing as We watch Willy elude a ma
chine running az twenty miles an / our, and
Jenny calmly step aside 20 allow :he pas
sage Of a road devOuring monster painted
red and ''chugging" in q manner unknown
70 our fathers, who did not even know
what ''Chugging" was.
Now, when aiTships are common ~ they
begin 20 fan from the sky. as :hoy most
certainly will IN the hands OF inexneFienced
aeronauts, the careful mother will al first
make her children play IN the house or IN
some protected playground. but after awhile
she will realize that this word IS meant 20
he lived In. danger or no danger. and she
VIII merely say: willy. II you hear a
strange noise overhead look up and dodge
or I can't JET you play out OF doors"
And in learning 20 dodge a falling airship
and Al the same time keep out of the path
Of hurting motor car, the ehildrea Of the
future viii set 20 be SO nimble that the race
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20

millionaire on a capital Of two cents and
an atrophied conscience. You catch my
pOint?'
why. certainly" said Jabez. Young
man. you have a brilliant future"
The whole world knows the result Madi-
son Square Garden was crowded every hour
at 81 a head
And every hour. at the stroke OF the
clock. Jabez HOlJite gave TO we'll known
and influential Institutions $1,000 and a
ffteen-minute talk worth a thousand more
10 persons with the proper cOasciences,
and he felt that il was well worth giving
when the gate receipts were so largs-
He came To think that II would nave been
better for him if he had begun to give soon
er in life. and hts mouth grew less hard
solely from the human feelings that surged
Up in his heart every time he handed out a
checS for $1,000 and realized that The Gar
den was packed at 81 per.
AT the end Of the week he bad given
away $1,000 and had taken in S00.OJo, and
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20
= - -ns~@
- -E1-- 80

Wash, y. c.
To Editor Tribune. who knows how pc
culiar il Is 10 act natural
Dear alr. Sir
National Press Club OF America, IA
nous reporting organization located in
fhis location. took recent night or
sr0m their literary energy and gave a
Hobby Horse Party. Hon. go-Uncae
Cannon was invited ana ] Wasn't. THIS
made the party an insured success
HOWeverly. me e. Cousin NOgi Was en-
Ublea 20 debut in secretly behind the
Gee cream Freezer: so We was unavOid-
ably there and seen what was. This
bobby Horse Game Is played In follow
ins excited manner:
Some famous gentleman who Is there
is given or 3 drinks OF stimulus; then
n Is sold, Arise upward, please, and
tell as What Hobby Horse Is most pleas
ant for your mind 20 ride on" So Hon.
Great Man arOuses 20 his feet and talks
nbOut himself for IS minutes What
Politician could be unhappy while doing
this?
Hon. Jo-Uncle UprOse without coax.
For many annual years have owned
and loved a Hobby Morse" he say.
''eIarae of this famous wooden animal Is
Pat. lie IL rot much OF a racer, but he
s. fne stander. when I lead this
faithful animal into the House for a
hard days work / always have the COM
Portable feeling that Pat win stay
hitched To tse Speakers Desk, where I
hitchod him. II ne ever mOves--and he
amt showed any desire 10 move these
~ yeas-ihen you win know that my
Hobby has walked away and took me
with him." tShght sohs 10y him. II
this Pat horse should ever pass on 20
other hands hopes his new owner will
treat him gently like I done. And II 3
my nightly prayer and daily petition that
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20

made smiles. 'I got a trick called Fix
ing the Price which is very popular AZ
church sCcials. I take q small roll OF
cotton cloth and hold II in my glove.
DO you wish this 20 go up or down. I
require sweetly. Down. please' they
report fOOlishly. So 1 take this roll of
cotton cloth and lift Il gradually 20 the
ceiling. DO you notice IL Is going
dOwn?' l require. Yes, yes-lt Is sinking
through the ioOr:' they cry eggerly.
quite ignorant OF the fact that l have
just hung Il TO the chandelier. Such Is
the power OF mental delusiOn."
Quick walk-away by me and NOgi.
Hon. Frank Hitchcock say. Il am also
interested in ParlOr Games"
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20

what one Of these do you mostly pre-
fer?" We require.
'POstOfice.'' he report like he wisht we
would go.
Quick Knockout for me and NOgi.
Hon. VIM. II. Taft. prominent Presi-
dent. say his hobbies are all hOrseless
since he got a OttOmObile. Teasing the
Trusts. he-say. is a nice winter amuse-
rnent, because il is harmless and do not
lhjure nobody This Taft man is cTazed
about baseball. because he can set still
eating fattening peanuts and let the Ma
tiOnal League do all the work. Il am not
sporty about most Sports" he dib.
How about GOIluf?' l requesh-
"GOIIuf Is not a spCFt-it is a duty.
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20
a RENEWED INTEREST

An Atehison woman who is very Jealous.
vas recently very sick "If Z could get
ner to arouse herself and take an interest
W hir.' - her physician. II could save
"a~. rp'r 20 wise friend OF tAe fam
seat h"sld, the bed and taking
Ht sald. IN low. thrilling
80 a, sou husband VIII marry
an she &C. ea,ed 90 i1 a monotone for
'''''y ,ass- aud the thorgtt "a lcst pere-
u''ed Che ratjeuts CONSCIOUSNESS. She
save 20 an"r, io E .swarJ her husband on
we o'hF s.cr T.. che bed asked cascrly for
ans nouris' r'"nt and sot we'll -Atchison
C!.be
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20
y1xNz
KE2xE&S

r~HE other day had been going on al a
pretty rapid rate, denouncing the III
gotten money OF the American rob
her barons" saying that ] would rather
die poor but honest Than be as rich as-i
can't think Of his nane. but he is respected
by the unthinl1ing everywhere.
suddenly a man who Is known crom end
20 end of the world came up 20 tnc-yes, 10
me-, and asked me how I was getting along.
Why. 4 almost gasped Tor breath. He Is
worth millions and j wondered how NJ
could have heard OF me. who owe The dollar
and quarter that ] cali my own.
Now. IL ever anybody made his money
sinfuly de- did lie stands high UP among
the standard On men. and I Nleld 10 no
enc in contempt for his methods iithough
I viii admit that his manners are perfect
ana he certainly seems 10 know ,.eople out
side of ais world.
Ffe congratuiated me on a story 81 mine
that he had read II was one satirizing
plutocrats, bat he had missed the satire
and had taken il cs compliment
Said ne. 4 wish 20 help people In all The
arts / Va sh 70 seek out artists and give
thcm rolls ~ money I want 10 fino strug-
CLING musicians and help Them 70 an educa-
tion and I particularly want 20 give you
q house and lot and some shares of rail-
'oad stock rha, VIII yield you an inoome Of
10000 "a y"sr."
Fen yru ray imagine I did noe know
srt o. do However The man may hav,
c..1. nv ISIS money. hc Was certainly moved
o. mdE teu.,ugs IN wishing 20 share
ns lc
.t-itaied and hcmmed and hawed and
t.,i. ~ ny family and of the sod uses
tl N...ci. J uisut put tie money.
And then reI2eln 'sred :hat my ancestors
wcre Pllataus. and shat NOT one OF Them in
an 'he nine g,nrrations ever told d lie OF
did anyth,sg wrong IN any Way whatso-
eyer and took a loug breath and said
''lny money perish VITA thee. III have
none o. lt"
And then I woke cp.
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20

then. 10 show that his regeneration was
senuine. he hired the Garden tor another
week and doubled the price OF admission.
doubling also his sift
And TO show that he was no migrate. he
gave the reporter a season pass and al
lowed him 10 interview him e,rry day.
And al times DC coIlG hea his own heart
heat and then nc know thar he had become
generous. And his reputation as i cheer
lui SiVer was alr pst as great "a the end
OF the second week as his former reputation
for uleanness.
u all depends upon the way Us drna.
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20
- TT1E JAPANESE ScHOOABOYA v>y>>5tDNoTON
L MmTS3 eY YASs42n3URa TOGO (tNAlAaee lRwM)
~ (uas smOoar}
OOSo Counts Hobby
Horses ar f5e CapifuI

he will never be straddled by a Rough
Rider.
I've oNned poor Tat since IS:
I've stood Pat ana Pats stood
Ana Whep am gone, IL a statue fair
& no9 oaila % me on some public square.
stin sitting pat on the same old Hoss.
Hon. Giff PinchOt. bright young man
interested in the forestry business, next
~ upnOso and made some words.
My Hobby Horse" ne report. "is a
thoroughbred mammal Of very high
strung temperature. got him from the
Roosevelt Stables. He Is not very
tame horse. He Is addicted b. wild
habits I am sometimes afraid that be
Is rot even a good Republican-there-
fore he viii never act respectful 10 Party
Whips. Kicking and biting are among
his attractive traits Already he has
poked his heel through the Interior
Dept and chewed some holes in the Ad-
ministrauon. Also he has bucked me
OF from my job and left me where ]
am. HOWeverly. I sdmire the spirit OF
this steed. and expect him 20 behave less
neryus when his Former Owner gets
back"
SET down for him.
Hon. Doc Wiley. detective Of Bad
Eggs and Criminal Soup. looked very
minus when require 20 make a toast on
Hobby Horses.
In my Pure Food position" he re-
PEELED. Il can have nothing % do with
tOasts, because they are usually very
impure. You also ask me To mention my
fsvorite Hobby Horse. ] haven't got
none. To tell you truthly. ! do not care
for Horses mot since visited the stock
yards and seen them prepared into
canned turkey"
Set down for him. So this pleasant
Party exploded apart and was enjoyed
by all.
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20
REApY % po RuslNEss.

Pedler selling preparation for rein'..i-s
stains sroul clothiugf-J have eor her, -
Servant (who ~csu.rLs t0 Che ginSl-t14.
cUse me. please. but W- are iu @rtat to-.
here to-day. Tie gentleman ol the "o,''
hos been blown lp iu an explosion
PedleT-Hai Hurt much9
Servant Blown 10 atoms. only e sfeiN
spOr lCft 81 him. -
Pedler-Ah. only "a grease srOt. Won -,
Well. here's bottle of nag
CrcGicator. which VIII remove tna- So
spot In two minutes. -Tlt-pts
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20

In the nftieth year OF the life of Jabez
Holute. the multi-milliOnaire, ;he thought
came 20 him that "a might Re good for his
soul II he gave away IN charity some OF the
money that he had reached out and picked
Up right and left since Ills ''pickeTs and
stcalcrs" had been strOag enough 30 clutch.
Jabcz had never troubled churcaes by mis-
presence and he did not know thar there Is
an Injunction that you let not yogT iegs
hand know what your right hand dccth-
And yet ia acquiring his wealth il must
be said that De- lad unwitt!agly carried out
thc spirit OF that pTecept. for many Of the
doings OF his right hand were II "a ques-
tionable a nature that De Tad keJ: his left
hand Ia GA. isness for very shame but (to
speak FAIR ID the right hand hal known Of
some ~ the deeds 81 the !eft hand d would
have slusa ph. thsy were a good uair
81 ha2' hands OF tie multi-In lli0n-
air lilh "a 10 his materisi inter
esis iee i- q been. hut qoW re Was afi-sd
that his claucc - heaven " .uld -, ms1rre
% they I'D NOV act tog,,h s as siIroncrs-
q course. with a proper .5srIer'' before
Them Z, drtmrft forth thei good deeds 10
an admirilg vord
So Jalcz Ioit.te sem for rerofrer and
sid a. hlr1 what is a.. best ga. a. let
Tie world know that : aH agt m,rrly an
arouincr 90 wealth. but thai az ny mon,y
sc'i ng has had tat ore object. "a. mas
81 nag away - al ms goods 90 inc poory'
zoe reporter said. You might q aiyertluo
on our financial page 20 this one,s. .JabsE
Holiiic millionaire. wishes a. ai..de sic
Woalth among the really deserving Al
dress him al the postofiice naming amount
desired and giving your oath Ia requits hiu
5y spn aiding abroad the good reDsr. - lie
generosity"
Jahez looked troubled. Il aIn afr.iG that
would be too widespread IN ia ere,, =. raia
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20
THE TRIPLETS.

Al old soldier who had served his tern
Of tweuty-Oae years, having obtained a-
DISCHARGE al PortSr1Ou. h went 90 the rl-
way station with his wise ard three en-.
dren. HE asked for two tull tickets a.-
three halves. the latter. Of course, ior W
children How old are they inqlsst
the booking ClerS somewhat suspici94s.l
"Elivin yacrs. an nv Them replied "
man. They are ;riplets. "f-1e cn.idle,,'
zoo" pursued the clerk "veIr tine c-
dren. indeed For their age Where We.i
they horn. uOw2' The IriShman sIraisl.-
ened himself as he glanced a- hts o.sllIs
with pride. and answered. "N ct. Ia a'utis.
there. was born i'm Cairo. Bri ee' vas 49,
IN Bombay ana Mickv was born over ?
Madras. Dundee Advertiser.
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20
HIS SECRET.

II don't see how y0u make your 2u...rr..
Brown said % the modern t1rales5 -
been around your farm FOR a wees.
but I haven't seen a sign ot q cnui ~ .,..s
He laughed pleasantly. p1F-.N --s
OF Browns stupidity ruj 0cruy 4
Of his success iD kCerins nts u'e- y r4
mystery. "Oh. ms scheme is ciNe- a
explained "Nu q have to DO s % ~ ?,
ivc-mie trip along Che roGelesl 49,,
my motorcycle with u bucket oi go
strapped on behind '- Chicago NeN''
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20

Aal6k k1is<

haIf-soakeG. she will suddenly sit ~
straight and with flashing eyes. exclaim;
She was older than that. / don't see
why people want to tell lie ike that n
death notice. Then she finishes the notics
with dry eyes.-AtchisOn Globe.
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20
caIEE AsslInnEn

Mrs tEsauder John Appleton Is so tender
n7a1 tea tast before beginning TO read a
uo"th notice she viii Set her handkerchief
Ie@aN Tor ire hood But when she Is half
through che notice, and her handkerchief ia
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20
SNORT

uaysey Naywe Appleton VINO mat es rules
OF hef own gcvetnns English. was heard
70 tell reccGtly ot a casaier who ia petite
!" ms accounts AtchisOn Globe.
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20
HEREDrTARY.

HoaN-FoOr old Heupe, ,sAe has 70
the baby r.rJ
takes after .ts mother Phiindeipl.A e
ord
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20

as q whole viii be improved Il will be
fast race. IN fact.
which shows that everything Is for the
best.
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20

Able -Bodied Tramp-eive Us a copper,
guV'nOF.
Sporting Mus-mhs don't you earn it2
fou lock strong enough,
A.-B. T.-ranged II { don't Try! Come
now, shell out, or t'li bash the face off yer!
Illustrated Lsts.
New-York tribune., 1910-03-20

LandlOFd-What's that up there, sir7
New AFriVal-lt's my airship; there's
no suitable shelter for II about here, 50
I'm obliged 70 keep il flying up there
see?
Lsndlord-Nes, Z see. Ny terms For
guests with airships are cash in advance.
The Throne and country