Gilpin observer., 1910-09-29
OBSERVATIONS

pose.
Knockers seldom make hit.
Many an "old saw" has sharp
edge.
I. A man always feels cheapest just
after being sold.
A penny OF preventive Is often
worth G of cure.
1t is a woman's pin money that
sticks many man.
1t don't always take knocker to
nail campaign lie.
Smiles win more battles In modern
life than Drawn.
A candidates campaign reputation
isn't worth much as an asset.
Education Is one way of getting
ahead In this old world.
There ought to be few good points
about the pin trust.
A man who talks to himself usual
ly has an appreciative audience.
Love may be blind, but the good
looking girl usually gets the beaus.
There's lots of difference between
looking for work and looking for a
job.
1t seems that the less a woman
covers up the more she pays for her
gowns.
Imaginary troubles are sometimes
the ones that give the most real
bother.
People who can't keep their heads
above water don't always die by
drowning.
1t is hard to make some modern
women believe that the use of pads
is not good form.
Love that fills the family larder Is
.he only kind that it Is practical to
try living on.
Home happiness is more often
found under matched roof than un-
der marble dome.
Isn't 1t funny that your own child
rem are always so much better be-
haved than those Of your neighbor.
A little school girl, when asked to
describe gravity, replied that 1t was
what made Adam fall from the apple
tree.
We suppose when n man goes back
on red-headed girl 1t is not out
of place for him to speak Of her as
an old flame.
Some people act as II they were try
ing to furnish all the material for the
road that is paved with good inten-
tions.
A fair way to equalize things would
be to assess a mans taxes according
to his rating in Dunn's and Brad
streets.
The candy girl" is getting to be
quite a common expression. That must
be the kind that are sweet enough
to eat.
That insurance company Is probably
building that 62-story building on the
ground that the business needs elevat
ing.
There was time when people used
to laugh at the telephone as some
thing impossible. Nowadays they
swear at the reality.
The girl with a merry widow hat
van put thc lcbl III thC 0hauC.
An exchange says the Chippewa
word cranberry pie is Mashgigiminibi-
tasetch.tchiganibakw 1t looks
more like printers pie.
A candidate for office in Michigan
is using kites to advertise his ambi-
ton. which might lead one to believe
that his campaign Is up in the air.
Out in Nevada Mr.. Senntz has mar
ried Miss Dollar-and in the course
of time there will probably be sew
eral little ten-cent pieces running
around the house.
Quite a discussion has been arous-
ed by some one asking why woman
closes her eyes when being kissed.
Even the girl being kissed can't see
any reason for 1t.
A Rev. Somebody. OF Chicago. says
the miracles recorded in the bible are
merely fairy stories. He'll probably
find that what he gets in the here
after Is the real thing.
Out in New Jersey they have fly
ing bed bugs. Bed bugs out this way
have no means Of aerial navigation.
but they always seem to be Johnny
on the spot" Just the same.
1t Is noticeable that many q woman
who will look hole through a man
who fails to get up and give her a
seat on the street car will take an
entire seat for herself and two-year-
old tot. while all around her are
standing men who have sacrificed a
seat for her on former occasions.
The bible says, Love thy neighbor
as thyself'--but this doesn't apply to