Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-05-21

The Western Kansas World
H S. GIvLER. Pub
=. KANSAS
Not quite time to bonnet the horses
yet
We will soon see buttermilk cheese
sandwiches on the menu.
Hogs cross the record mark again.
says headline Just like hog
Cross-country walks are in order.
Beware the fearsome garter snakei
Nix on the big hatpins. says Chica-
60 Now for the protruding umbrella
In spite of the objections to the long
hatpfn some women refuse to see the
point
Your perfectly equipped aeroplane
will have water-tight compartments,
plus hip boots.
Until the boy wonder builds his air
ship and takes a trip to Venus there
will be doubters.
King Menelik will have to be dead
some time before foreigners will be-
ieve that he is in earnest
The man who doesn't mind his own
business is likely to wind up with no
business of his own to mind
The angling season approaches. In
Chicago the fish are coming out of the
water faucets to meet the sportsman.
1t is said that Paris is cleaner than
1T has been in years. 1t ought to be.
after being washed out by such floods
1t keeps the weather man busy
these days telling what kind of
weather we've had. without doing any
prognosticating
The Milwaukee couple which is to
wed on roller skates should remem-
Der that skates have broken up many
n dream of conjugal bliss.
Men and women who cry out loud
est against vivisection wear furs Of
animals and the plumage of birds. Con-
sistency. thou art virtue!
A Milwaukee actress desires to ex-
pertinent on the harmful nature of the
kiss. Don't crowd so, fellows There
will be enough to go around
A route to the Pacific by way of
Hudson bay is soon to be opened. Peo-
pie who go that way in the winter
should not forget their snowshoes.
The near revolution In Nicaragua is
at an end. The government will now
put all the spare cash into paying the
war debit costs money to "revo-
lutte"
Newport,s new fad to fly in aero
planes is rather more practical than
monkey or bathing suit parties, and
may even show the aeroplane to be a
commercial vehicle.
The supreme court of Georgia has
decided that a woman possesses the
inherent right to change her mind.
Human nature continues to play a
strong hand in Georgia.
The man who invented the automat-
&c baseball pitching machine will now
work his gray matter to invent a
machine which will hit the ball and
then run bases without being put out.
Now a Yale professor says beside
Greek women of ancient times modern
women would look like caricatures.
That might possibly be, but the mod
ern women get a lot more fun out OF
life.
For the first time in New York. a
contractor convicted of careless blast
ing, which caused a mans death, has
been sentenced to Sing Sing. Justice
seems to be taking bit of the leaden
weight off her feet.
There is much that millions can't
buy. For instance. the wife of a mil,
lionaire for nine successive nights has
suffered from insomnia. Sleep cannot
be purchased. and yet it is the boon
of the humblest working woman.
In the case of a sick woman and hel
children who came to this country in
the steerage while the husband and
father was a cabin passenger the
mother and children were ordered de
ported on the ground that they were
liable to become public charges. The
authorities were justified in believing