Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1908-191?, 1910-09-14

more man insisted, and upon further refusal
waxed wrathful, whereupon the examiner called
the bouncer.
An inventor In Highlands. Col recently OBJ
tanned a patent upon airshp that contains all
the comforts OF home. In the drawings II re-
sembles enlarged picture OF some sort OF
bug, with row of eyes along the side and
ru:ie down its back; on inspection the ruffie re-
solves itself into the railing along the upper deck
and the eyes into windows Of tho various state
rooms the ship.
The lace curtains Of each window are care
fully looped back not TO obscure the view
A staircase leads down from the hatchway that
modest women may alight without undue expo
of lingerie Everything mani want is
shown, even to the bunet-that is. cept the
machinery. which is probably in the of the
craft with the laundry tubs and the I'd mace.
man of Bergen. NJ j., has patented what
looks like a large metallic box turned upside
down. There is no bottom in It, In the side
walls are circular openings, and in these
tary fans, which suck the air into the box The
, aeronaut sits In a suspended from the box
When the Bergen man wants to fly he turns
the power onto his fans: these pump air into the
box. II can only escape downward. and the reac-
ton from this powerful draft will force the box
upward. causing It to hy-so runneth the patent
specification.
An expert OF the patent Office figured out that
a blast strong enough TO lift the combined weight
OF machine and aeronaut would blow a hole in
the ground big enough to hide an elephant What
happens TO the unfortunate hero who sits below
in the teeth of this tornado will probably be told
in the supplemental application recently filed.
genius from Clarksve, Tenn. would fly
by incasing himself In rubber suit much like
that OF a diver, to which are attached hollow
wings filled with liquid air. The release OF the
afr through Waived vents downward and back.
ward propels him upward and forward. There
eyeholes in the casing, but" naiyely
without will enable the aeronaut to determine his
direction" which is rather vague sort of
pass
From gay Paree comes Edouard Wuln with
patented scheme for flying by means of eagles,
vultures or condcrs" True to the instincts
Of his native city, he fits out his birds with "cor-
sets" the specifications OF which to trimmings
binding etc, carefully set out
b. Szantmiklosy, from Budapest. Hungary, also
has patented a bird-driven airshp. but limits his
motors to ducks; why ducks is not set forth.
or course Chicago has to shy her castor into
the ring. She turns up with combination
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS airship. with bay windows and
balconies in the body of the building. "emnently
adapted for flying through the air navigating
the water" saith the patent. II has a hullshaped
body, and the vessel go from air to water
and from water to air without disturbing the
poker game In the smoking room.
But woman from Brooklyn goes the Chicago
man one better. II some night the lonely way
farer is startled by the appearance OF huge.
nondescript bird that aghts in the roadway and
goes steeplechasing cross country with a Barney
Odheld speed until It reaches a nearby lake. over
which II rapidly skins. until. landing on the fur
ther shore. II rises into the air again. and disap-
pears the horizon with a parting firt OF its
tail, let not that wayfarer hasten to the nearest
parsonage and sign the pledge The bird he has
is real. for II is only the lady from Brooklyn
taking an after-dinner spin In her newest invsn-
tion. q ship that can make . lightning change