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Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-03-12
Tuesdays 5 Election.

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The election held throughout the par
ish, on last Tuesday. the 5, was unevent-
fnl and devoid Of the usual interest
us;ch IS generally manifested IN eiec-
tons.
Mr. p. rs Bossier was the only candi-
daa> Tor Repr. sentative to the General
Assembly. and in the Third Ward, Mr..
Prudent Song wss the only candidate
Tor Police Juror Ut hsa wst.sa; both being
the nominees Of the Democratic Party.
There being no egpesiton to either
candidates. theif elecelon followed. Mr.
Bossier Is resident Of the Sixth ward
and Is wen and fasorabIy known through .
out the parish.
His unanimous choice, as expressed at
the Polls, for the important Office of
Member Of the House Of Representatives,
Is an indication Of the popularity OF Mr.
Bossier with the people.
Mr. Sengy. being the only candidate,
Is the third Ward for Police Juror, Is
an attestation Of the sconfdence he en-
Joys.
sThe Meschseebes congratniates the
Honorables BosaIer and Song and sln-
.cerely wishes them veil in the De liberia
J fiye bodies al which they viii soon be
como actise mem nbefs.
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Baptist and the School Interests have
suffered materially.
@Resoved further, that it is with the
deepest regret that this Board feels oblig
ed to accept the resignation of Mr. Eug.
Dumez, and it does so with the greatest
reluctance.
@Resolved further that these resolu-
tions be spread upon the minutes of this
meeting of the board and that the Secre-
tary be and he is hereby instructed to
forward certified copy of these resolu-
tious to Mr.. Eugene Dumez.'
Moved by Mr.. Abadie and seconded
by Mr.. Leger and carried, that sundry
bills be approved for payment.
Moved by Mr.. Richarme and seconded
by Mr.. Abadie and carried that MIR. Chas.
Thomas be given the work of placing
copper roddng on the buildings at Ed
gard and Re.erve for S143.75 each.
Moved by Mr.. Richarme and seconded
by Mr.. Abadie and carried that the
meeting adjourn.
CHAS. ST.. MARTIN,
President.
A true copy:
A. C. BERNARD.
Secretary.
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confidence with reference to the identity
of the informants, as required by the
policy of the bureau and commanded by
the law of the United States.
The bureau earnestly hopes that cler-
gymen, priests, physicians, school teach
ers. employers. and other public spirited,
citizens who come IN contact with large
numbers of people. viii cooperate with
the bureau by telling persons who are
believed to entertain erroneous. opinions
of the census the real facts and urging
them to give full replies to the enumera-
tors. Teachers are particularly requested
to speak of the census to the schoo! chill
dreu aud ask them to tell their parents
about it.
The statement issued by the bureau
explains that the Constitution requires a
census of the population to be taken
every ten years in order to reapporton
state representation in the National
House of Representatives 1t is the means
also to ascertain the increase in the popu
Iation. agriculture industries. and resour-
ces of the nation since the last census.
1t is emphatieally declared. by the
statement, that the information sought
from the people of the United States is
used solely for general statistical pnr-
poses. It will neither be published nor
used in any other way to disclose facts
regarding any individual or enterprise.
The census. it goes on to say, Is not.
never has been and can not be employed
to obtain information that can be used IN
any way in the assessment of property
for purposes OF taxation or the collection
of taxes, either national. state, or local;
or for deportation proceedings. extradi-
tion measures, army or navy consumption,
internal revenue Investigations. compul-
sorry school attendance. child labor law
prosecutions. quarantine regulations. or
in any way to affect the life, liberty, or
property of any person.
It points out that replies to the emu
merators are and must be held by the
Census Bureau in strict and absolute
confidence. All the bureau officials. su
pervisors. supervisors clerks. epumera-
tors, and interpreters, before entering
upon their duties, are obliged to take
solemn oath not to disclose any informa-
ton they may obtain, except to the Cen
sus Bureau, and violation of the United
States law in regard to this oath means
$1,000 fine or Imprisonment for two years
or both, in the discretion of the court.
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Weather and Crop Notes.

The weather. up to Thursday. has
been balmy and the warm sanshine por-
tended Spring.
Flowers are blooming and vegetation
is apparent everywhere. A carpet OF
green will soon greet the eye and nature
will smile IN it's garb of verdnre-
The plant canes are dispelling the
fears of the pessimistic sugar planter
and q good stand is expected. Rice is
being eown. corn planted and much at
tention given to gardens.
The river is rising, offering 3free
water to the rice farmers along its
banks.
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Proceedings of the Police Jury
OF THE
Parish Of St. John the Baptist.

al iSu VI Vt. JuHH tho LA ptiSt
THURSDAY. MARCH 3rd, 1910.
- ThsPolice Jury met this day In reg
ular session with the Hon. Joseph LIE
Brun in the chair, as president pro tenn,
and the following members present:
Messrs Bourgeois, Barre and Nagel.
Absent: Mr.. Lasseigne,
Moved by Mr.. Nagel and seconded by
Mr.. Bourgeois that the reading of the
minutes be dispensed with.
The finance Committee reported fa-
vorabiy upon the following bills, which
were ordered paid
Launch Two Friends" Freight
bill 5 4.60
T. j. aagel, work on public road,
lst Ward 1880
Lutcher & Moore Lumber Co. for
lumber $50
A. J. LacaZe, Repairing bridges
in the srd Ward 20.75
A. J. LacaZe, for lumber. SO
Paul Berthelot, Sheriff, taking
Alice Jarreau to Jackson - 22.25
z. Barre, work on pubic road,
md Ward 1880
2. Laurent, whitewashing and
painting. 12.75
Paul Berthelot, Sheriff, Account
Sheriff of Baton Rouge, for
keeping of Tom Smith -..---------- 200
Mississippi Packet Co., Freight
on lumber 1888
VIM. j. Hart, Clerk of Court,
Interdicting Alice Jarreau $50
L. Robert Rivarde, drafting petit
ton in Introduction of Alice
Jarreau 1900
Paul Berthelot, Sheriff, SasheS
and Doors 1850
Dr. 3. Montegut, work on Pubic
Road, 4th Ward d--........-..-..-.-.-----.- 1880
Geo. Bourgeois, work on Public
Road, 9th Ward 55.l0
Lyon Cypress Lumber Company,
Lumber furnished -.---.----.-.---..---- 4.96
P. Barre, work on Public Road,
3rd Ward 1000
Frank Brou, for .'Small-poX"
guards, 3rd Ward, up to 3l2Il0 14l.75
Joseph LIE Brun, work on Public
Road, 4th Ward 1900
Morris Burlington, Repairing Jail $500
Paul Berthelot, Sheriff, Station
ery and Merchandise 1920
There being no further business, on
motion duly seconded, the Jury adjourn.
JOSEPH LIE BRUN,
President pro tenn.
A true copy:
HAMILTON BoDIN,
Secretary.
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Bank Of ST. John.

The Board of Directors of this bank
met this week and prosperous seonh-
tion of affairs was disclosed.
a dividend of 10 per cent. was declar-
ed. after transferring the nice sum OF
$4,000. to the surplus fund.
This excellent result speaks web for
the directors, the popular and affable
cashier. and the prosperity OF the depos-
itors and patrons.
The banks are the financial barometers
and when local institution makes such
showing. as above indicated. the con-
clnsion to be derived is that money Is
plentiful N old st. John.
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Proceedings of the
Board of School Directors
If the Parish of St. John the Baptist
Secretary.
Edgard. La, March 3rd, 1910.

Edgard, La, March 3rd, 1910.
The Board met this day in regular ses-
sion. with the following members present.:
Messrs. Chas. ST. Martin, D. Rlcharme,
F.. O. Abadie. Geo. e. Gendron and b. A.
Leger. Absent Pierre Cassague.
The minutes of last meeting were read
and upon motion of Mr.. Leger seconded
by Mr.. Richarme and carried, the mm-
utes we're approved as read
Moved by Mr.. Gendron and seconded
BY Mr.. Leger that the offer of the Songy
Planting Co, of $500 for the remaining
fence at the Evergreen School be ac-
cepted.
Moved by Mr.. Gendron and seconded
by Mr.. Leger and carried that the color
ed Schools of the parish be given not
more than 6 months, and closed after the
completion of the sixth month.
Moved by Mr.. Richarme and seconded
by Mr.. Abadie and carried that the Sc
cretary be authorized and Instructed to
negotiate for transfer looking forward
to consolidation of the Becnel School
with the Evergreen School.
Moved by Mr.. Richarme and seconded
by Mr.. Abadie and carried that the Pres
ident and Superintendent Treasurer be
authorized to pay back to the bank OF
st. John, the loan of 100000, previous
" made from that institution and further
that the Supt. Treas. be authorized TO
transfer to the Current School Fund,
from the Special School Tax Fund such
anounts that have been drawn from the
first named fund.
Moved by Mr.. Richarme and seconded
by Mr.. Abadie and carried that the fol-
lowing resolution be ,addopted
aWhereas Mr.. Eug. Dumez has found
it necessary to resign as member OF this
Board on account of assuming the posi-
ton of Editor of the sMesebacebe, the
official Organ of this Parish, and
aWhereas we realize that IN the loss OF
Mr.. Dumez as member of this Board.
the Parish of st. John the Baptist and
the interests of Education are deprived OF
the valuable services, indefatigable ener-
ey. and capable and efficient services Of
4 loval worker in behalf of the interests
81 tl,e education of the children who are
destined to shape the future policy OF
Education IN this Parish |;
aResolvad that it is the sense OF thus
Board that ii the severing OF Mr. Du-
unez's connection in the active work for
education, the Parish OF st. John the
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-03-12
Good Roads Again.

The aMeschacebe' last Saturday. pub
lshed an article from the @Manstleld
Enterprise, which discussed the cost OF
good roads being built in De Soto parish,
and affirming that these roads are costing
$4,000 and over. per mile.
An esteemed subscriber has called our
attention to statement made 10y Cover
nor Sanders, on the 4th. to "1imes-
Democrat" correspondent at Baton
Rouge.
This controversy seems to have been
brought abont through conflicting state
ments of facts. relative to the actual cost
of road building near Mansfield.
The "Meschacebe7 is not opposing the
building of good roads, but 1t will en-
deavor TO gather reliable data from To-
calities where this important work IS
now under way.
The statement of the Governor follows:
$50 many varied and conflicting state
ments are being made in the press OF the
STATE relative to the cost. of the roads
presently being built in De Soto parish
and SO persistently has it been stated. III
certain quarters. that these roads are
costing $1,000 aud over. per mile. and IN
order that the people OF the State might
be correctly informed as to the approx
mate cost. asked Gov. Heard, president
of the Board of Control, and MIR. Cooley,
government expert. in charge of the
work. to meet IN my office o-day IN order
to arrive at the cost of these roads.
aUnder the existing contract between
the Board of Control and the police jury
of the parish of De Soto, work was begun
IN the parish about the middle of Sept
ernber last. Up 10 the lst of March there
had been expended on the roads, under
this contract, about $500; something
over ten miles OF road had been built up
to the 1st of Manch. After consultation
between Gov Heard and Mr.. Cooley to-
day, and calculating the amount OF sup
plies, piping, ETC.. Oh hand and paid for.
it was estimated that the road had been
built at cost not exceeding 500 mile.
It must be understood that this work has
been done during the past winter. under
very unfavorable weather conditions. and
a part of it was done through very
rough, broken country. 1t is estimated
by the government expert, for instance,
that in the ten miles leading out from
Mansfield to Grand Cane and beyond,
the first three miles. owing to the nature
of the ground. cost more than the other
seven miles.
The figures given out IN this state
ment were arrived at after getting from
Gov. Heard the amount of money spent
on the road. and after getting from Mr.
Cooley the number OF miles built and
are. therefore, approximately correct.
4Before beginning work for the police
jury there were some otner roads built
in and around Mansfield at about ap-
proximately the same cost. De Soto par
ish now has about thirteen or fourteen
miles of good road built by State con-
victs and, despite all reports to the con-
trary. these roads are giving the people
of De Soto satisfaction. | have not seen
or heard from single citizen OF that
parish who has not had good word to
say for these roads,
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Wrong Views Of the Census.
No Harm can be Done to any Person
who Answers the Questions.
WAsHINGToN, D. c..

Mdrch :, 1917.
Letters from the census supervisors to
the United States Census Bureau show
the erroneous apprehension OF consi.
derable element OF the population that
their answers TO the enumerator's qnes-
tions Ia the next census, beginning April
Is, sfais year. win cause increased taxa
tion. legal entangIements, or injurious
consequences to their persons and pro-
perty.
In order to quiet such nnfounded fears.
which would, unless removed, materially
affect the accuracy Of the census. the bu-
reau has prepared an official statement
relative to the decennial census, its ori-
gin, purpose, and uses.
THIS statement should furnish COM
pIete assurance TO those concerned that
infosna ion given the enunnerators Is held
81 Che Census Bureau in the strictest
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pERILL0UX--WEAVER.

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Weaver, of Jefe
son Parish have issued invitations fol
the marriage Of their daughter, Mary, to
Mr.. Felix Didier Perilloux, of Lions, the.
ceremony to be celebrated at ST. Mary's
Church; Kenner. La. on Saturday,
March 10, at 4 o'clock r. NE
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For Safe

A tract of sandy land, measuring 2
arpents in width, by a depth Of 11e ar
pents. situated on the right bank of the
Mississippi river, IN tins parish. about 2
miles above the Court house.
Also mules. agricultural implements,
seed cane etc. etc.
For particulars, address or apply to
LOUIS BORNE,
Edgard P. O.. La.
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No. IL.

You can't dodge the ortermobiIes, an
ever one that hits you is liable fer dam
ages. I got $40 out o. one no longer N
yistiddy, an Pm expectin' more. [
know jest how to let 'em hit me, SOS
not to cit put out q business entirely,
which is all that's Necessary. so, pack
yer things an come onr'-E L. S.
A Natural Question. 81 How long have
you been married.
This time, or altogether9'-Ds Detroit
Free Press.
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Health News.

No new cases of small pox reported on
the right bank of the river, but at Gary
vile nearly score of negroes are under
treatment and proper surveillance Is ex-
ercised.
Scarlet fever, OF mild type. is preva-
lent at Edgard, and no serious apprehen-
sion is felt.
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Mission at st. Peters Church.

Commencing this evening. Rev. An
tome Simon, Of st. James Church. st.
James Parish will preach mission last
ing one week. delivering sermons at Z
A. NJ. and P. NJ, every day.
Father Simon is an orator of rare pow
ers. and as he will speak in French, St.
Peters Church will be crowded with the
faithful to hear each sermon.
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The Spice ofLife
JspC
Secretary.

More Interesting. Fair Girl-"My faith
er made his fortune when he was a
Young man. Would you like to know
how he did ito"
Gallant Youth-''Not particularly ;
bat would like to know if he still has
it. .n-Cuthotic NeUs.
Useful Science. WHATS geography"
asked the father who was testing his
sons progress in study.
Geography" replied little Jimmy
Jiggs., rs what you put inside your
trousers when you think you are going
to geta whipping. y Washington Star.
Rival Attractions. First Child-"We've
got new baby at our house,
Second Child = (contemptuously) =
"We've got a new pa at ours. Pres
6yterian Standard.
Nautical. hear Jones the sea-captain
is in hard luck. He married girl and
she ran away from him."
Eyes, he took her for mate, but she
was skipper. .p-Princet0n Tiger.
A PROPOSAL -Lady-"My cooking al
ways tastes SO good to you, and 1t never
suits my husband at all.o
Beggar-"Well, why don't you get a
divorce and marry me- "-4Noggeadorf-
er Bioetter.
An Expensive Product. ct.-Customer-'M Mr..
Wilfong, why do you charge such an
enormous price for IA pound and a half
OF veal chops 2"
Butcher Mrs. Bartleson, think of
the gallons and gallons of eight-cent
IN Tx it has taken TO grow that calf. -
Chicago Tribune.
On the Instalment Pian.-s'How much are
eggs now"
1.-Two dollars down, and dollar a
month until the dozen is paid for. -
Judge.
Subtraction. in order to sub
tract the teacher explained, things
have always to be of the same denomi-
nation. For instance, we couldn't take
8 apples from 4 pears, nor 8 horses from
8 dogs"
Teacher shouted a small boy,
cant you take 4 quarts of milk from 3
ows?"-JetgiSh Ledger.
When the Good Man Diet Murphy" Poor
O'Reilley Is dead. And q good old soul
he was.
Casey-"Yis, and thoughtful wan,
too. ohure, before he died he called all
his creditors to him and told thin here
they could borrow enough to cover what
ne owed thin. .n-Brooktyn Lite.
sIt's very awkward when these mo-
tors break down. | was called TO a pa
tient the other day, and arrived just to
late.u Dead, Isuppose?' No; cured.
-Lustige Btaetter.
"How often does your road kill a
mang' asked facetious travelling sales
man of a Central Branch conductor the
other day. aJust once, 2 replied.the con
ductor, sourly.-Kaasas Cafy Journal.
Pats Preference. ce.-Irishman tafter wait
ing at the theater entrance for long
time on cold night)-s.Shure it's me-
self wad sooner walk fifty miles than
shtand five m-Puuach.
Bluebird-Are you going to be the
harbinger of spring? Robin-W hats
the use? They have gasoline bird
now.-Judge.
0ut tor the DAMAGES. Dear Bill, wrote
the old man, from the city. Pack up
yer traps an come on to this here place.
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-
NOTICE..

We are applying to the Honorable
Police Jury of this Parish for permit
to conduct bar room for the year 1910,
for Colored people i'll the 4th ward, all
in accordance with Act l76 of 1908.
PIERRE BRADY,
MAURICE GRANIER.
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FOR SHE :!

A new Shakespeare Elevator, 50 feet
long and ) feet wide.
VICTOR WAGUEsPACk,
Manchae Z. o., La.
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Saturday the 18th day of March, 1910,
at Eleven O'clock A. NJ,

the following described lands to wit
10. A certain tract or laud situated in this
parish of ST. John the Baptist, on the right
badk of the Mississippi river. measuring one
arpent and one fourth of one arpent, more or
less front to the said river by depth of sixty
arpents, more or less. for the lower one. fourth
arpe I. aud of Forty five arpents, more or less,
or the other arpent. between closing lines,
said tract OF land bounded above by the pro-.
perty OF Messrs. Mathieux and oeptime Ro-
bert, and by tract of land, now or formerly
belonging, to Marcelin Tresre, together with
all the buildings and improvements, thereon
and therennto belonging.
20. Another tract of land. also situated in
this parish OH the right bank of the Mississippi
river, measuring two arpents. more or less.
front on said river, by fifty arpents more or
less, Ia depth, between cioSing lines, bounded
on the upper line by the properly OF Mrs.
1heophIle Dutrelx, and the lower line,
by tract of land now or formerly be oDging
to the heifs of the late Ludger Nebre, together
with all the buildings and improvements
thereon, and thereunto belonging or in any
wise appertaining.
SO. Another tract of Land, also situated in
this parish of St Joha the Baptist, on the ght
bank OF the Mississippi river, measuring three
arpants front TO the said river by forty ar
pents IN depth, between ciusing lines, bouDd-
ed on the upper line by a tract of land de-
pending upon the succession of the late Numa
Mercq and on the lower line by the property
OF Wa. Casimir Bernard Mericq. together with
all the buildings ami improvements thereon
and thereunto belonging.
40. Seven Mules 80 Carts. 60. 1 Lot
Agricultural Implements To- / Lot of Fur
niture, etc.
Terms: CASH on THE SPOT
Sheriff Office Parsb of St. John the Baptist
this 2nd day OF February A ID. 1910.
PAUL BERTHELOI,
Sheriff.
JAMES LEGENDRE. Attorpoy.
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Partition Sale.
STATE OF LOUISIANA.
2sth JUDICIAL DISTRICT coukr.
PARISH OF ST. JOHN THE BAPTIST.
Succession of Henry Horn.
George Doherty Et ais
rs.
Della Horn Et ais.
mo. 1876" P. D.

By virtue CT and in obedience to Judge
ment of Partition and an order of sale rend-
cred by the Hon. the 2sth Judicial District
Court, in and for the parish of ST. John the
Baptist, In the above entitled and numbered
cause, and to me directed for execution
| will offer for sale at public auction on the
premises, in the Parish of ST. John the Bapt-
ist, on
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TINE TABLE.
TEXAS AND PACIFIC RAILWAY.
EDGARD STATION.
f-orxxr,ry CIR JorrN \

EI}GARD StA1toN.
FORMERLY ST. JOHN.
Passenger trains going East.
No. 81. Cannon Ball A. NJ
No. 81 New Orleans MALI. .-.....5.4 Z. ID
s No ST. Accommodation ...........9.ll A. NJ
No. 60 Merry Widow ".........-....135 T. NJ
Passenger Trains going West.
No 81. Texas Maii............-..-..... s.2o T. NJ
No 53, Texas xpress-...............l1-oo % \. NJ
n, 55 A ccomodation-........-. Z. Nj
No 90. Merry Widow '.......---......s5o A. NJ
The Leger an,l Lorio transfer meets all
aims, excepting Nos, 81, 80, 50 and so unless
Otherwise noliiied.
YAzoo AND MISSISSIPPI VALLEY
RAILWAY.
RESERVE STATION.
Passenger trains going East
No 80 Baton Rouge Aeeomodation-s.Sa 4. NJ.
No. 21 Vicksbuig Express 10 +. NJ.
Passenger trains going West.
No. % yickabnrg EXPIRES 20 A. M
No 81. Baton Rouge accenodation.5.30 so T. NJ
FRISCO RAILWAY.
IUulSlsaA RAILWAY AND NAVIGATING c0NpANf,S Track
RESERVE STATION.
Passenger trains going East tstop on Signal)
NJ $50 P NJ.
: No 4.........-.-.......-.
Passenger trains going West
M ................... ........S.13 A. NJ
M .5l3P NJ.
The Monu transfer meets these trains daily
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More Interesting Fair Girl-"aIy faith
er made his fortune when he was a
young man. Would you like to know
how he did it ?"
Gallant Youth-''Not particularly I;
bat would like to know if he still has
it. .n-Cath0tic NeaUs.
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.sHow often does your road kill a
man?'' asked facetious travelling sales
man of d Central Branch conductor the
other day. "Just once, ? replied.the con
ductor, sourly.-KaaSas Caiy Journal.
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JAMES LEGENDRE, Attorney.
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PATS Preference. -Irishman (after wait
ing at the theater entrance for a long
time on cold night)-'.shure it's meA
self wad sooner walk fifty miles than
shtand five m-P.uach.
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'It's very awkward when these mo-
TORS break down. | was called To Il pa
tient the other day, and arrived just to
late.u Dead, Isuppose?" No; cured. !"
-Lustige Btaetter.
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Rluebird-Are you going to be the
harbinger of spring? Robin-What's
the use? They have a gasoline bird
now.-Judge.