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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

A wife murderer in Georgia, par
doned by the president, refused to
avail himself of the clemency and will
remain in charge of the penitentiary
pharmacy as a trusty. This would
appear TO be a case where the zeal
OF friends rather oyerran itself
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18
Kind Old buffers.

The aged president of a college has
been deposed because he was too az
fectionate in his conduct toward lady
teachers and goods"
HUM"
HIS friends are highly indignant.
and declare his kindness has been
misunderstood.
Hum! hum! I'll bet I've heard OF
aged millionaires who were kind to
chorus girls in just the same way"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18
Onfimistin

Dusty Dennis-Gee. pard. didn't II
worry you when dat constable said he
was going to investigate you?
Sandy Pikes-Nawl All great men
are Investigated desc days.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18
The Sfuns

What kind of a nine has that anna,
teur baseball manager?"
Il should Judge It was a canine
team from their logged manner and
his biting remarks"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

Are you going out tonight. Johnr"
Yes. my dear; we are going to
form charity organization society"
We'll. won't you give me five dol.
lars before you go? You know charity
begins at home"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18
Getting Old.

Was your wife pleased with tina
birthday gift you took home last
night?"
"Dee-lighted' She said that I didn't
seem TO kaye a thing to do but to sit
around and remember her birthdays"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

Inc market reports assure us that
4,U4,32O eggs were taken by Chi
cago IN single day without a sign
or uneasiness." Let US hope they were
not fried.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

Several times has Il been reported
In the current news OF the day that
trolley or steam car han Jumped the
rails and plunged into SONS dwelling
This Is all wrong Houses never dis
pute the right Of way or tracks with
cars, and cars should not be allowed
20 challenge the stationary status o.
houses
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18
Uncertainty.

You ought to figure out to a penny
each months income and expendj.
ture." said the economist.
Cant be done" replied Mr.. Big.
gins. MY wife plays bridge"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18
Its Status.

Paris is a great city for strangers,
isn't it?"
II believe Just at present It has q
large floating population"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

English papers speak of man In
the Birmingham hospital for skin dis
eases who is turning to marble. He
appears to be hard case.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

II Kermit were not a well trained
poy 1t would be hard to hold him aft
er he comes back from Africa with all
his laurels thick upon him.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

That man who enters Harvard at
the age of 40 ought to have some bully
good times with his classmate WILL
lam James Sidis.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18
Poor Maud.

Maud went up In an aeropIane
And came down with thud:
1t Knocked the "a" from out Mauds
name
And now her name is Mud"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

II something doesn't stop that civil
war In Nicaragua soon, there will not
be enough left of the country to be
worth any dictators while to tax.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

It's still bit early to pack up for
the country, but none too soon to plan
for it-that is. If you have a country
place to go to.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

We would be glad to know that
every man who gets into hole could.
In some way, come out of It whole.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18
Eemlnlnn Wls,lnm

Him Why does a woman seldom 20
to man for sympathy in her trou.
blesI
Her-Because she doesn't care TO
risk accommodating a lot OF new ones.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18
Aetonlshlnn

Laker.-Did you see anything IN
Philadelphia that surprised your"
LaSalle Dust returned from a visit)
Yes, moving pictures.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

The chanticleer fad in this coun-
try is chiefly confined to the cold
storage warehouses.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

Street car hogs are not worth the
market price.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

Germany has cut its naval estimate
for this year. English alarmists will
regard this as another cunning trick
to get the British government to quit
building warships.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

A cincinnati man has retired from
business with 100000, which he
says is as much money as any man
has the right to posses. How he must
dislike trouble
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18
Been Trimmed.

The milliner can now be classed
With other 'ristOcrats:
She's known 20 trim" some other things
When she Is trimming hats.
-Yonkera Statesman.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

II court injunction will actually
stop the family in the fat above from
running boiler factory on the prem.
ises the department stores should be
prepared TO handle them IN dozen lots
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

In the bright effulgence OF spring
one can smile at the tears one shed
over the last rose of summer.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

eggs to fill up next years cold storage
warehouses.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

When the cold storage warehouses
turn loose eggs they are marked "di-
rect from the country"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

Says a dressmaking authority,
Men fall in love with the best
gowned woman" Here is a question
for pleasant fireside debate.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

What fine all-star stock company
Reno could organize.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

When piety is only skin deep It Il
quite likely TO affect the lungs.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

kissing is unknown in Japan. 1t
Us not surprising they have been back
ward many years in civilization.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18
ConsistencN

Mrs. Coldspring is such a temper
ance advocate wonder she would ap-
pear in such gay red dress"
What has her dressing to do with
It?"
well. naturally. you would expect
her to dress in sober colors."
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

Instead OF the conquests OF war.
let us enter heart and soul into the
effort to conquer disease.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18
LAYMAN FINDS
STOMACH CURE
Good Christian and Family Man, But
Had Poor Digestive oreans-What
Cured Him You Can Get Free.

It is n generally admitted fact that
among ministers and their families Dr.
Caldwelrs Syrup Pepsin is the favorito
laxative. II is not often that the layman
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18
Its consequences.

This fame given President Taft's
dancing will have confusing effect
on congress"
why will IT."
Because now every member OF
the senate and house will want to
take the floor"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

Fell through the Ice and drowned
Fatalities are over for the season.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18
Wanted 70 Know.

yes. ! have been married for near.
y year now"
well. we'll! 7 an gladl"
'Geel What did ! ever do to your"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18
A Stunid Rooster

Have you heard the latest barn.
yard gossip"
NO; but I'm listening with both
ears"
Dorothy Pullet fitted Jack Cochin
because he kept calling her his dear
little duck"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18
A Difference lin Worda.

Willy-What's the difference be
tween lunch and luncheon?
Ylly-About s2.--Yalo Record
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18
Hubby,s SpeciaItv.

''HbNJ opcCldltJ.
My wife sure has me faded
When 1t comes to talk:
But when II comes to listening
I've got her beat a block.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18

Spats-What brand Of cigars do you
smoke?
Soles-Oh! any kind anybody hap
pens to have.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-05-18
AN EYE TO BUSINESS.

er-Why. baby elephants.
The Detroit times., 1910-12-06
CELERYT.wF
MOST WHOLES ONE
WINTER We q ATABLE

Celery, vegetable said to be a
fine help in banishing rheumatism
and an excellent tonic for tired nerves,
deserves much more attention than
the average housewife gives 1t.
II Is easy TO serve and most deli
cious in its natural state, but II can be
cooked in numerous delectable ways,
without much trouble. One modern
ferent methods.
Celery broth is a sustaining dish.
and wonderful beneficial If taken every
day for a time. Clean heads celery
and cut in small pieces. Simmer in
. quarts water with thinly sliced on
ions, Sprinkle into the saucepan q
pound OF very Underground rice, stir
we'll together. add half a pound of cold
cooked chicken or broiled' mutton, cut
up in rice. and quarts Of light gravy.
Season with salt and pepper and stir
on the fire until boiling; then simmer
gently an hour and a half keeping
Skinned every now and again. Add
a half pint OF cream, pour into a hot
tureen and serve with croutons or din
ner biscuits.
Celery al fritto' is the popular Ital.
ian celery dish. Remove the green
leaves and cut fine white celery stalks
into bits an inch long. Clean II aud
put II in boiling water for a quarter of
an hour, then dry 1t on a napkin. Beat
up fresh egg, add little pepper and
salt then the celery, roll in bread
crumbs and fry in butter, or fine white
lard Serve very hot.
A favorite Canadian celery dish is
this: Clean and wash stalks OF Gel.
cry and cut in 2-inch pieces. Put In a
stewpan with mildly sailed cold water
and bring Il to boil. Then immense In
cold water and dry on a cloth. Re
turn to the stewpan with an ounce OF
butter. seasoning, an ounce Of chopped
lean cooked ham, and a pinch Of sugar
The Detroit times., 1910-12-06
JOHN ]. BELL IS
REELECTED MAYOR
Port Huron Also Picks Four Com
missiorers Under New Plan of
Government.

PORT HURON, Mich, Dec. g.
Port Huron's first election under the
commission plan of government was
held yesterday and the results are al
most the same as those OF the pri-
maries one week ago, with the ex-
ception that Charles Il. Mudford was
the fourth man chosen as commits
sioner In the place of Harrison W.
Names, who was among the leading
candidates one week ago.
John J. Bell was elected mayor OF
the city, his majority being 1870,
which is better than he received at
the primaries. His opponent, David
Goodwillie. did not make as strong a
run as was anticipated by his friends
and the fact that Bells majority is
even greater than a week ago is one
OF the surprises of the election.
The four men who will, with Mayor
Bell. guide the affairs Of this NUM-
cipality for the next two years are
Sam Q. Altman, Andrew J. Smith.
F. j. Dixon and Charles K. Mudford.
That unusual interest was taken in
the election yesterday Is shown by
the fact that the entire strength OF
the city vote was polled. This, IN
spite of the frigid weather which
prevailed, shows that Port Huron
citizens generally have taken a re-
markable interest In the new COM
mission plan of government.
The men elected yesterday will
take office on New Years day. The
new government will be divided into
five departments, as follows: Public
affairs, accounts and finances, public
safety, streets and public improve.
ments, parks and public property
Just who will be the executive
heads OF the various departments is
not known at present, and will not
be known until the first meeting OF
the commission Is held Then the
work will be cut out for each mem
Der. and by the terms of the new
they must devote their en-.
tire time to the office.
The Detroit times., 1910-12-06

cover saucepan and let celery simmer
quarter OF an hour Then sprinkle
Ii over with an ounce OF rice -four.
cover II with white stock, and let all
boil slowly for one hour and half,
till the stock Is reduced and creamy.
Put In three tablespoonful OF tomato
adding finely chopped parsley.
Celery au gratin is liked by those
fond OF cheese flavor. Chop the celery
in 1a-inch lengths and cook until ten
der in sailed water. Drain and reheat
in white sauce. Put In layers In but
tered bakedish. sprinkling each layer
with dry bread crumbs and grated
cheese Dot the top layer of crumbs
and cheese with butter and brown in
oven.
Dreamed celery and carrots make
a nice dish to serve with lamb chops
Cut celery In small pieces and dice
carrots. Cook separately i'm sailed
water until tender, drain. and reheat
together In white sauce
Fried celery with tomato sauce: Cut
celery In 3.inch pieces. dip in butter
fry in deep fat. and drain on brown
paper Serve with tomato sauce.
Dreamed celery poured into an
Edam cheese shell. covered with but.
tered cracker crumbs, and Drowned
in hot oven is an attractive and deli.
cious dish. II Is served with powdered
cheese ana nrihceu parsley.
Celery croquets are nice served with
pork chops and shoestring potatoes.
Cook together q tablespoon each -four
and butter, and when well mixed pour
into IL ] cup milk. Add gradually
beaten yolks eggs. then cup celery
cut into bits, season with celery salt
and pepper and cool. Mold when cold
into small eroquets, roll in cracker
dust. then IN beaten egg, then In
cracker dust again. and set aside fof
| an >hear. Fry W deep fat.
The Detroit times., 1910-12-06
SHERWOOD LOSES
| To BAR THOLOMEW
Secretary Treasurer of Street Car
Mems Union Defeated, But Other
Officers Are Reelected.

President-Charles Mackie, re-
elected.
Business Agent-John A. Fraser,
reelected.
Secretary-Treasure Barth-
|olomew, conductor on Fourteenth
(line.
Sergeant-at. Arms-Clyde Brooks.
INSTRUMENTATION Branigan.
elected by reclamation.
The foregoing officers were elected
by the local Detroit street railway
mems union in the annual election,
which began in st. Andrews hall,
Mos l09-ll3 Congress-st. east, al
IS a. m, Monday and continued until
no p. m. The vote was unusually
heavy and the election clerks were
Kept busy counting ballots until 3
pollock, Tuesday morning
The defeat OF William j. b. Sher-
wood, who has been secretary treas
lurer of the union for number OF
years, was one of the features and
surprises Of the election. James Bar
tholomew, his conqueror, had a ma
bority of 303. the vote standing; Sher-
wood. SIS: Bartholomew, SIS.
The other figures follow: For
business agent, Fraser. TAI, VIM. II.
Zones, 685; sergeant.at-arms. Brooks,
PAS. James W. Lapham. sos; presi-
dent, Maekie, S35. Alex. Mcleod, AIS.
The Detroit times., 1910-12-06
IRISH WILL HAVE
BALANCE OF POWER
British Election Returns Give Fore
cast of Final 0utcome-Lords Ap-
peal To King George.

LONDON, Dec. 6.-There is every
prospect today that the conservatives
will not make net gain OF more
than four or five seats in the present
general election. But they are already
seeking to influence King George
against the creation or Liberal peers
by arguing that even this small gain
will show that the country is not
ready for the radical measure pro-
posed by the ministry, particularly
the abolition OF the lords veto.
On account OF his well-known Tory
sympathies. the fear is increasing that
the king will heed the Unionists de-
mand. disregarding what Is consider
ed by many virtual promise to the
Liberals, thus making imminent
parliamentary deadlock.
Today's unopposed elections and the
delayed returns from yesterdays poll
Ing make the count in the English
general election as follows: Conserva-
tives, 126, Liberals. 80; Irish Nation
alists, 20; Laborites, Is; bipartisan
(Speaker Lowther), one.
This Is Labor gain of one seat and
net Conservative gain OF three
The showing is a bitter disappolnt-
ment TO the Conservatives, who had
freely predicted before the voting be-
gan that they would make a net gain
OF 25. Now II Is moi believed their net
gain will run over FIVE.
Accepting the most sweeping claims
OF the Conservatives the result will
still give the Liberals and Laborites
majority OF about 20.
This means that the Irish will again
WELD the balance OF power.
II the Irish continue their present
bellicose attitude toward the lords.
there Is the widest conjecture as
TO what they will do in the event of
the kings weakening on the proposal
to change the complexion of the upper
house by swapping it with Liberal
peers. They have II In their power to
force another early election and to
involve the crown In the most serious
political controversy that has engaged
the crown in years.
1t Is the knowledge OF this fact by
the king that gives rise to the belief
in the minds OF many Liberals that
George will grant the demands OF the
ministry, make the house of lords
Liberal body and thus insure the
speedy grant OF home rule in Ire
land.
The Detroit times., 1910-12-06
CRAY MOTOR CO.
IN NEW QUARTERS
Enterprising Concern Moves To
Mammoth Modern Plant in U. s.
Motors Group On 0akland-Ave.

The Gray Motor Company, organ
lied in 1906 with a capital stock OF
$4,000 and now representing cap
italizauon OF $250.000, Is one OF the
finest examples of Detroit's industrial
development along the line OF gaso-
line motor building. The company is
now part or the United States Motor
CO., although 1t retains its old organ.
ization. Ii is at present being moved
from q factory built for il only TWO
years ago at Lieb and Larned-sts., TO
an immense new plant on the United
States Motor Co.'s tract on Oakland.
ave.
chronological record of the growth
Of this young concern is interesting
In 1906, the corporation was organ
lied. and commenced the manufacture
OF motors in part OF building on
Guoin-st A liberal policy OF adver.
Using was adopted, and as soon as the
motors began to be shipped, the de-
mand for them was phenomenal At
that time II was almost impossible
to rent factory buildings. and the
firm managed to get one floor of an.
other building on Guoin-st., al the
corner OF Lieb. and commenced the
construction OF the factory It is just
leaving. A two-story building was
erected In 1907, followed in 1908 by
a five-story building beside it, This
in turn was rendered too small by
the growth OF the business. The new
plant will be 1000 feet long by 80
wide, ard will be so situated as 10
give room for expansion.
Last spring, the Gray Motor Co
was absorbed by the United States
Motor Co, which includes the Max
well-Briscoe, Columbia, Stoddard-
Dayton, Brush Runabout. Alden-Samp-
son and the Briscoe Manufacturing
companies.
The officers Of the Gray Motor Co
are: President: 0. J. milford; vice
president, Benjamin Briscoe secre-
tary-treasurer. E. c. Hoyt. The line
Of motors manufactured includes ma.
rine engines of from three TO sc horse
power. and stationary and irrigating
engines OF the same capacity. The
firm Is also manufacturing kerosene
engines for both purposes. II has lie.
veloped into the largest manufacturer
OF these classes OF engines, and It's
shipments extend TO all points In the
world.
The Detroit times., 1910-12-06
STREET CAR BUMPS AUTO.
Occupants Of Machine Buried In
Wreckase, But Escaped Injury,
Apparently.

Two unidentified autoists had "a
harrow escape from death or serious
bnjury late Monday night, when a
Third.st car struck a fast going ma
I rhine at Greenwood and Calumet
Iaves.
Just what did happen to the occu-
pants OF the machine is still some
what OF a mystery. but eye-witnesses
jnf the affair say they couldn't have
been badly hurt, as they walked away
|arm in arm.
The street car hit the auto a smart
slap amidships and tossed 1t up on
1.-THE sidewalk The auto kept right
lon going and crashed into a high
board fence, taking whole section
|of the fence out as clean as whistle.
Those who saw the affair hurried to
the scene expecting to find the land
|scape dotted with the dismembered
portions Of the riders bodies. Instead
both men rose from the fence wreck
|age and walked away. They came
back after the machine, little later.
The Detroit times., 1910-12-06
OSBORN GOES TO IoNiA.

PONTIAC. Mich, Dec. 6.-Stating
that he had received threatening
letter himself, Judge Smith in the
circuit court, yesterday afternoon,
sentenced Frank Osborne to lonia re-
formatory for six months TO two
years. Osborne and Ben Campbell
tried to extort $4,000 from Mrs. II.
G.. Ward by threatening to dynamite
her home ii she refused to comply
with their demands. Campbell is al
ready serving a 25-year term at Jack
son, and Osborne's sentence was de-
ferred from the last term Of court TO
enable the young man to adjust his
affairs during his enforced absence.
His wife, to whom he was married
just prior TO his arrest became hys-
terical when sentence was pronounc-
ed, and was led sobbng from the
court room.
The Detroit times., 1910-12-06
NAMED WITHOUT CONTEST.
Light Infantry Chooses Board Of D
rectors by Acclamation.

In the annual election OF directors
of the Detroit Light Infantry, Mon
day night, the following were chosen
by acclamation Capt Ed. Rode, OF
Co., E; Capt j. G. Rankin. OF Co f:
Capt. John F. Roehl, OF Co. G.; Capt.
NJ. b. Hanz, OF Co. X Mai. Jos. l..
Kraemer, Lieut.. Nicholas Kraemer,
Lieut.. John II. Russell, Lieut. Walter
F. Haass and Sergt. George s. Dick
son, members at large. The board will
meet at an early date to select its
president for the coming year
Maj. Kraemer said. Tuesday morn
ing. that nothing was done I'm the
business meeting, which followed the
election, in regard TO the proposed
amalgamation OF the Infantry and the
Light Guard. The matter, however,
was talked over, and definite step may
be taken towards the union within
the near future, members OF the in
fantrwy intimate.
II takes tree a hundred years 10
get good start. Any fool can cut one
down In an hour or two.
The Detroit times., 1910-12-06
Hoods
SarsapariIIa

Cures blood diseases and restores
health and strength. There is no
"just as good" medicine. Get it
today and begin taking it at once.
In usual liquid form or in chocolate
coated tablets called sarsatabs.
The Detroit times., 1910-12-06
OUR DAILY BIRTHDAY PARTY.
More postcards are being sent each
ear, and the writer's of the messages

are our most wide
~ read authors,
MIRA Agnes Greene
Foster OF Chicag 80,
so far as known,
was the first per-
son to write mes
sages for post
cards that were
pc S on !, [ h e
thought addressed
directly by the
sender TO the re-
cipient. Her poem
card You" has
been widely circu
lated. This is her
18th birthday, but
she says birth
days count for
nanDht mil a - c
The Detroit times., 1910-12-06
DR.. Miles Nervine

Is just what it is represented to be,
q medicine compounded especially
for nervous diseases, such as fits,
spasms, St. Vitus' dance, convul-
sions and epilepsy. These diseases
frequently lead to insanity or cause
weak minds. DR.. Miles Nervinc
has proven most effective in reliev-
ing these dreaded maladies.
Sold BY oil druggists. N tho first bottle
Fails 60 benefit your money 10 returned.
MiLEs MEDICAL CO., Eikhart. Ind.
The Detroit times., 1910-12-06
Ends Winters Troubles.

To many. winter Is season OF
trouble The frost bitten toes and
fingers. chapped hands and lips, chill
blains, cold sores, red and rough
skins. prove this But such troubles
fly before Bucklen's Arnica Salve. A
trial convinces. Greatest healer of
Burns, Boils, Piles, Cuts, Sores, Ec-
zema and Sprains. At K. G. Kinsel,
Central Drug Co., Gray and Worces-
ter.