Connecticut western news., 1910-07-14

l scattered here. One Ob dem went to uan capitol at Albany, and when dah time come, he got revenge on Mistah Roose- welt, by hoodooing dat legislative meas ure dah Colonel was so anxious to hab go through dah Albany assembly.
 Another Hoodoo done go to San Fran cisco, and when dah time gets nigh for dah great fight dahr. dat Hoodoo thinks dat dah white man hab had honah enough in Mistah Roosevelt $ receptions abroad and in dis country, so dah Hoo doc puts ah bug ill dah ear ob dah gov, ernor ob California, who puts ah stop to dah fight dahr.
 A Racial Triumph.
 "Den dah fighters go to Reno, Nevada; but dah Hoodoo got dah fust and when he saw dat God forsaken country, it so reminded him ob dad deserts ob Africa, dat he felt an influx ob powah, and he don say dah fight should go to LiI Arty Johnson. So he done come to LiI Arty in ah dream and done tell him about it.. and Li'l Arty he done look confident some noah, and when dah fight comes off, dah hoodoo got hold ob dat Jim Jef- fries and so confused him dat he done know what he doin' and Li'l Arty makes ah punchin' bag out ob him, and dah and den dah supremacy ob dah black race am established.
 How HaIIey's Comet Helped.
 "Now you want to know, ah suppose, what dah Haley comet had to do in dah matter. We'll, ah done tell you; but you white men am such thick-headed fellows ah done knows can make you understand it; ah certainly cans unless ah use just as simple language in nah explanation as I know how but since dah elevation ob nah race by Mistah Johnson it seems sort ob difficult to de- scend to dah white mans lebbel and 'splain mahself ill language that race ob youhr density ob comprehension can understand, but ah'll try nah best to make it clear to you. You see it's just dis yahr way:
 A Comprehensive Argument.
 De planitary system am remarkable feature ob de unknown platplasmatlc cosma. Pythagoras believed dah elestial spheres am so arranged as to produce harmonious tones. Aristezenes, another ob dah great scientists ob dah early ages had his views, which were climatically opposite. Dah wonderful thing about dah celestial world am dah marvellous polarization ob light. Dah molicules ob ether vibrate across der direction ob der sun in all possible mannah. Dis am at times apt to throw things into'a spherical alteration. Whether this am due to dah osmoses ob gases, or dah intensity ob propagation, ah am not prepared at dah present moment to elucidate.
 "Dah influx ob refraction, dah inde- structability ob co-vibrative cosmos, dah consorance ob ethereal multi-plotoplas- mis. reveal @ correlation ob forces mar vicious in dah abstract, and desc all helpt Mistah Johnson to win.
 Electroscopic analysis ob der centri- petal molecular forces ob der universe and their physical and chemical ffianity, constitute dah parallelogram on which affirm my hypothesis.
 How Jeffries Lost.
 Galvania's experiment. with volta: c electricity, while it may hab amazed dah physicians and dah metaphysicians ob his day. am as nothing to dahN great i'm penet1ability ob dah earth's inductive capacity. Hydrody namics am to me as dah inhibition ob indestructability
 "I believe in dah electric negative and positive substances. Electrophorus am remarkable potentiality. Its relation between forms ob evaporation and der translucent atonomic theory am an ad hesion wonderful to relate, and dis was a contributary element in helpin' Mistah Johnson establish dah superiority ob his race, and, with dah assistance of dah hoodoo, caused Jim Jeffries to lose dah fight.
 Density to be Made Plain.
 "Dah velocity ob heat. dah refectiyv force ob waste motion, dah density oi virtual velocity all desc am prl b,ems which dah scientists are trying to solve. but with indifferent success.
 "Ah believe, however, dat dah day am not far remote when dah secrets ob dah hebens will be revealed unto man, ard dah relation ob cosmos to co, relative abnormali1iesI will be made clear and comprehensive to dah colored race.
 'Dah supreme deflection ob dah cratic ergo am destined at last to produce a change to extatic harmony. Dah poten. tial relations ob dah inconsequential if, am equaled only by dah relative anal ysis ob dah wbichness ob whatness to dah illness ob muchness. Dah scientific world am to-day pondering ober dah re- suit wid much perplexity, ob whether dah tail ob Halley's comet did really upset