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The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-03

Mrs. WtnsIOw.s Soothing Syrup.
For children Seefhing softens the gums reduces In
nain. cures wind collie sc bottle
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-03
The SIGNIFICANT Wink.

81 think" said the weary stranger,
that I'll go somewhere and take forty
winks.''
The hack driver looked puzzled.
whats the trouble?"
81 was wondering whether you
wanted ne to drive you to 3, hotel or
a drug store"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-03
WANTS HER
LETTER
PUBLISHED
For Benefit of Women who
Suffer from Female Ills

Minneapolis, Mimi was great
sufferer from female troubles which
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-03

Too often a piano stool is the seat
of discord.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-03
GOOD HOUsEKEEPERs.

Use the best That's why they buy Re
Cross Ball Blue. At leading grocers cents
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-03
GU should eat meat

very sparingly.
Mr.. Joax-I avoid it altogether. l
eat nothing but lunchroom ham sand
wicheS
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-03

It's awful hard for little woman
70 Impress people with her dignity.
Arizona republican., 1910-06-09

Ranging in price from soc to s3.
Arizona republican., 1910-06-09
HAD EEAaD AN ANTHEM.

A soilor who had been to church service. where he heard some fine music. was afterward descanting upon an anthem which had given him great pleasure
 listening shipmate finally asked:
 Il say, Bill. what's a hanthem?"
 'What?" exclaimed Bill Do you mean to say you don't know what hanthem is?''
 Not me-
 Well. then, I'll tell yer. If I was to ask yer, Ere, Bin, give me that and spike that wouldn't be a hanthem. But if I was to say, Bill. Bill. Bill. give me, give me. give me that. Bill, give me, give me that and give me that 'andspike, spike. spike. Bill, give me that, that and 'andspike, and. 'and-spike spike. spike. Ahmen. ah- men. Bill. give me that 'andspike. spike Ahmenr why. that would be a hanthem. m."-Philadelphia Record.
Arizona republican., 1910-06-09
HAPPY FAMILY
 AT BEN LOMOND
Jeffries Denies Trouble Between Him
 and Berger.

Ben Lomond, Cal. June S.-Three fast rounds with Bob Armstrong. in which Jeffries drew blood from his colored sparring partners mouth, for the first time since training began at Ben LomOnd, constituted the prin- cipal feature of a comparatively quiet day. Jeffries was faster than usual and countering heavily on the negro's mouth, made the blood flow freely Jeff and Corbett did not box. but will probably don the gloves tOmOr- row. as the outdoor boxing platform was completed late this evening
 After the bout with Armstrong, Jef- fries tusstled a few moments with Farmer Burns, and snort period at the neck machine completed the work out in camp. Later in the day Jeff, accompanied by Farmer Burns and Cornell, climed Ben Lomond, return ing to camp about o'clock. dripping with precipitation Jeffries this aft ernoon reiterated his statement that no difficulty had arisen between him. self and Manager Berger.
 Tt is very easy for me to figure out just why these stories float down here from San Francisco" said Jef- fries. Trouble makers would like to see this camp in the air like the other fellows. After this I'm not gO- ing to pay any attention to the ru- mors. We are just a happy family down here now, and nobody is going to break up our combination"
Arizona republican., 1910-06-09
Dr. Emmon's optica parlors. 36s North Fourth avenue.
uNBRokeN THREAD OF LIFE.

A travelling man tells how philoso- phically he and his wife accept their long separations. His trips take him from St. Louis to the Atlantic, to the gulf. and home by way of the Pacific. He had just returned after an absence of five months. When he left home about the first of January he was com pelled to leave the house to catch his train while in the midst of his dinner. As he rose from the table his wife urged him to remain another day, be cause she said his suit needed press ing. 'I hate to have you going around looking seedy." she said. He promised to have it done within a day or two, insisting that in leaving his chief re gret was to go without piece of the apple pie his wife had just made. Save me a piece. won't You?" he said. laughingly. His wife bade him good bye at the train, and was there to meet him five months later. I'm awfully glad you had your suit pressed" she said. Yes" he answered. II didn't forget. Did you save me that piece of apple pie?"
Arizona republican., 1910-06-09
JOHNSON WOULD TRADE
 MANAGERS WITH JEFFRIES
Facctious Proposal Made By the Sad
 dle Colored Champion.

San Francisco, June Slack John son entertained some distinguished visitors today at the boxing program that was scheduled for his pavilion Acting Mayor John Kelly. Supervisor John Herget (Young MitchelD. chair man of the police commission, and Supervisor William Pugh, as well as newly arrived newspaper men from Chicago and Boston, were on hand. They were well pleased with the showing of the champion.
 Because of the number of visitors. Johnson was delayed in putting in an appearance at the gym. but the crowd waited patiently and stayed until the last of the boxing was over The black man was in good spirits After the medicine ball he followed up by punching the bag
 Eight rounds, all told. were on the program. Five of them were with George Cotton and the other three with Walter MOnahan, a local heavy weight. Monahan was no match for Johnson, but proved himself a game youngster and made the negro eX tend himself on several occasions. much to the delight of the spectators.
 Johnson facetioUsly offered to ex- change managers with JeffTies if the Tatter had any trouble with sam Der ger, and the champion added that he thought he would be getting the best of the bargain.
 There was no sign of Little around the camp today
Arizona republican., 1910-06-09
AM ERICAN.

bdIItIItS-W dfhOp and MItcheII, Bailey and Kilifer. (Game called at the end of the seventh inning on ac- count of rain
Arizona republican., 1910-06-09
HE HAD DONE ENOUGH.

Fellow citizens" said the candidate, T have fought against the Indians. 1 have often had no bed but the battle field and no canopy but the sky. l have marched over the frozen ground till every step has been marked with blood"
 His story told well, till a dried-up- looking voter came to the front.
 "I'll be darned if you hain't done enough for your country. Go home and est I'll vote for the other fellow Success Magazine.
Arizona republican., 1910-06-09
AN AROMATIC BATH.

When fatigued with work or travel of hot summer day. nothing is more than an aromatic bath. A French specialist has recently an nounced that perfumes are valuable to the health and that there is especial
Arizona republican., 1910-06-09
COAST.
GRANEY TO REFEREE.

San Francisco, June S-Eddie Ora ney will be the third man in the ring when sam Langford and Al Kaufman hitch up for the fistio argument in this city on the after noon of June IS Graney was se- nCtcd tonight
Arizona republican., 1910-06-09

virtue in lavender and eau de cologne A little camphor is used in bath by many women and found to he restful after a fatiguing Gav.
Arizona republican., 1910-06-09

The Valley Flour Mills will pay S1 per cwt. for first-class barley, f. O. b.. cars Mesa or Tempe. bb
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Bruce and Cecil Willis were in
town from Woodside farm. near Olga.
late Monday night. coming and re-
turning in the Ailsa. They and VIM.
Veireck secured over $50 of the cedar
logs which drifted about the waters
of that locality when the big boom
in tow of the Canadian tug Hope went
to pieces just outside of Obstruction
Pass on the End. of January. Bert
Chalmers. of West Sound. secured the
next largest lot. and many others were
picked up in small lots at various
places along the shores. Dlliaent
efforts have been made by Bellingham
mill men. aided by j. A. Sayward. tbs
wealthy British Columbia lumbermaD.
who owned them. to secure possession
of them this week. but most OF the
salvors are still holding on to them,
as attorneys and others say they have
legal right to do. the brand. 81. A.
S." not having been recorded in this
county.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Prof. McIlvain, of the public school.
calls the attention of parents to the
provisions of the school law relating
to compulsory attendance and to ex-
cuses. which the islander has publish
ed in former years. The regulations
of the state board of education make
it mandatory upon teachers to require
excuses from parents or guardians in
all cases of absence or hardness and
nc excuse for absence is deemed valid
except for sickness. The compulsory
attendance law applies to all children
between the ages of and Is years.
and to children between Is and 16
years of aye not regularly and lawful
~ engaged in some useful and remun-
erative occupation. Mr.. McIlvain
suRRe. ts to parents that they can very
materially aid the teachers Shy just
little thoughtful cooperation in the
observance of the forms in the re-
qulrements of the law
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14
School Notes

Elinor Dennison, Mildred McGearv.
Mary Nelson and Ruth Troup have
entered school.
Alfred Hansen and Vase Sbelbnrn
nAVe left school here to attend in
their home district.
Eliza Harris is again in school af-
ter weeks absence.
There will be a literary society pro.
gram Friday to which all are invited
Ine high school bows are preparing
TO give al entertainment in about a
month.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Seattle List No. o2S3

Seattle LIST NO. Oz53
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE, SEATTLE, W ASH
INGToN, JANUARY 8, 1910
by Charles A. Hudson, his attorney in fact
whose postoffice address is Everett, Washington,
has the 31st day of December, 1900 hled III this
Office his application to select under the pr, Prov
1893, tao Stat, 5o7, 62o), Lots I: 3: Sw a NV:
Section ~, Township 81 North, Range East, w.
NJ, and Lot 8, Section II, Township IS NORTH
Range West, W. M.
ANY and all persons claiming adversely the
lands described, or desiring to object because OF
the mineral character of the land, or Tor any any
other reason to the disposal to applicant, should
file their afidavits of protest i'll this of1ce on or
before the 10TH day of February, 1910
Register
First publication Jan. 7, 1910. "
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

The tender leaves OF harmless lung
healing mountainous shrub give to DIR.
Shops Cough Remedy it's marvellous
curative properties. Tight, tickling or
healing, Soothing action Of this splendid
prescription-Dr. Shops Cough Remedy
Aad it is SO safe and good for children, as
well. Containing no opium, chlorOform,
or other harmful drugs, mothers should
in safety always demand DR.. Shops. If
other remedies are offered, tell them No!
BE your own Judge. Sold by Friday Har-
Dor Drug Company.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

The Washington Educational Asso
citation has elected the following off,
Gers for the ensuing year: Frank B.
Cooper of Seattle, P eaident:W. @. P.
McGovern. of Tacoma, Vice Presi-
dent; 0. G. Whitney. of Tacoma. Sec
Rotary; Charles Pagan. of Seattle.
treasurer. Executive Committee. f.
B. Cooper. q. G. Whitney. Margaret
Craig. of Davenport. ]. O. Coli
cott,, OF Tacoma, and F. V. Yeager,
of Spokane.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

A lot of garden seeds have been re-
ceived by The Islander from the Agri-
cultural Department. at Washington
for distribution under the frank of
Senator Jones. Any one is welcome
to a package who will call at the
Office for it or send us card request
ing that package be mailed.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

The old fishing steamer Ell. Dyer.
from which the machinery was re-
moved some time ago. has been pur-
chased by G. E. Mace. who will In
stall SO b. p. gasoline engine and
use the vessel as q freight carrier.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Weeks Bros. launch. Sea Gull, OF
Lopez, towed scowload of lumber
over from the Lopez mill Thursday
for Fred Klein. for use in the con-
struction of his new house in Groll's
addition.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Have You weak throat9 Ii so,
YOU cannot be too careful. You can
not begin treatment too early. Each
cold makes you more liable to another
and the last is always the harder to
cure. If you will take Chamberlain g
Cough Remedy at the outset you will
be saved much trouble. Sold by All
Dealers.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

DIR. S. A. D. Edwards cures Can
Ger. Tumors. Adenoid Rrowths, Skin
diseases, and all unnatural growths.
without the aid of the knife. Call
on him at the Bay View hotel. Friday
Harbor, Wash.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Capt. N. P. HodRson. of Richard
son. was a business visitor in town
Wednesday and took time while here
to cali upon some Of his good friends
Who were glad to see him looking 90
ruddy and rugged. He is heavier
than be has been before before for
many years.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy Is q
very valuable medicine for throat and
lung troubles, quickly relieves and
cures painful breathing and danger
ously sounding cough which indicates
congested lungs. Sold by All Deal
ers.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is
not common. every day cough mix
ture. It is meritorious remedy for
all the troublesome and dangerous
IMPLICATIONS resulting from cold In
the head, chest, throat. ches or lun g.
Sold by All Dealers.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

1, E. H. Nash, County Treasurer for
San Juan County, do hereby certify that
the foregoing is true statement OF the
collections and disbursements for the
q uarter ending December 81, 1909:
E. H. NASH,
County Treasurer
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Messrs. Shultz and Purcell, of the
Friday Harbor Packing Co., will
leave Seattle the first of the week for
Southern California, expecting to
be away about six weeks.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14
-Gentlemen's suits cleaned and
pressed. Call or phone Maple house.

The Friday Hrabor Commercial
Club has fixed the mem bership fee at
only s1.OO and the monthly dues at
% cents.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

We have piece of town property
for sale at $1,000 which will pay 10
per cent besides taxes and insurance
E. FL. Nash & Co.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

County Clerk Hackett received
notice yesterday from the insane hos
pital at Stellacoom of the death there,
on the 18th. inst. of w. H. Dawson.
of Lopez.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

For freight hauling to and from
steamers, or transfer work about town
call upon E. S. Pease. Prompt and
careful service and moderate charges.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Every resident of Friday Hsrbor
should co opeate most cordially with
the Commercial Club in boosting Fri
day Harbor. United effort can ac-
complish much. even il large means
are not available.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Ed. Durgin of Patos island. died at one
of the Bellingham hospitals last Fri
day morning, only few hours after
being operated upon for appendicitis.
He was fourteen years old.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Miss Lottie Mckay returned to
Port Townsend Saturday to resume
her studies in the high school.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Ladies tailored gowns and mems
suits cleaned aud pressed. Call or
phone Maple House.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Capt. Wiley, of the Friday Har.
Dor Packing Co.. went up Sound
Thursday.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

The Christian Endeavor Society. of
the Presbyterian church. had an enjoy
able social at the church Tuesday
evening.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

-HEATERS-Th best line in
San Juan County at the Friday Har-
Dor Hard ware.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

The healing, soothing, refreshing action
of HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea clean,
ses and regulates the bowels, tones ana
purifies the stomach, increases nerve
force. Makes you well-keeps you wen.
Tea or Tablet, 35 cents. Friday Harbor
Drug Company.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

For Sale-Two good mich COWS,
both fresh and in fine condition. Ar
chic Fleming. Friday Harbor.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

A big crowd attended the Grange
supper, which was greatly enjoyed
and netted about $50.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Jack Woolford, son of Mr.. and Mrs.
j. N. Woolford. has returned to Port
land. where he is attending school.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14
STATE OF WASHINGTON -
Nov~yrv IN CAN TyrAN %

STATE OF WASHINGTON( &C.
COUNTY OF SAN JUAN
lie H. NASH treasurer of above County and
State do hereby certify that the above is a trne
and correct statement of the receipts and dis.
bursements of my Office for the year 1909.
In testimony whereof have hereunto set my
hand this 9TH day of January, 1910.
E. H. NASH,
County Treasurer.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

A fine driving horse arrived at
Roche Harbor on the Rosalie Monday
for Fred McMillin.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

John Void. who was reported to
have gone to Alaska, is still! in Seat
tie, where he is ever ready to extend
the "Rlad hard" to his MANI San
Juan friends.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Mrs. Paine entertained Mrs. Patter-
son, of East Sound, and Mrs. Blaine
at dinner Tuesday.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

All winter hats and millinery at
half price at Mrs. Loyal B. Larson's.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Mrs. j. W. Patterson was in town
the first of the week from her nice
home on the north shore of Orcas is
land.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Frank Baker and family have moved
into their new home on Argyle ave-
nue..
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

George E. Cary and family have
moved into Mrs. Welch's house on
the corner of Harrison and @ streets,
vacated Monday by Frank Baker.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

FOR SALE-Twenty- five head
of stock sheep. Yearlings and lambs.
Henry Bartlett. Richardson, Wash.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

You can't miss it by using DUAL
ity -four.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Eighth grade examinations will be
held at Friday Harbor, Lopez and
East Sound Jan. 20 and 81.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Quite quantity of CLANS from
Johns island were canned at the Is
land Packing Co.'S. plant this week.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Mrs. j. w. GeoRhegan and little
son, of Bellingham, are visiting her
parents and sister here.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

A fine residence lot for 500.
E. H. Nash & Co.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Nov is the time to buy grass
seeds. All kinds at Tulloch's.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

-WBEELBARROWS-Go to Fri
day Harbor Hardware il in need of
one,
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14
leland
pop. 1850

Gene G. Gould is confined to MS
home by an attack of grippe.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Grass seed of all kinds. at lowest
prices at TuIloch's.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Treasurer's statement of general account
for quarter ending December 81, 1909.
TREASURES DEBTS
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Every housewife likes 8 good.
strong. white flour. Try Quality.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

Mrs. Howell was in town from De
catur island Thursday.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

The Ladies' Guild met with Mrs.
Wright Wednesday afternoon.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-01-14

q. B. briggs went to Seattle yes
terday.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-04-24
M0HAMMEDANS
AND CHRISTIANS
GET TOGETHER
Turkish Delegate to Vatican
--Papal Nuncio at Con-
- stantinople.
BY HERBERT A. WHITE.

~ ERLIN, April ga great
many changes seem likely to
~ result from the recent visit Of
Herr van Bethmann-Hollweg to the
popc. The chancellor went to
Rome at the direct wish OF the
kaiser. and during his visit import
ant developments occurred in re-
gard to relations between Germany
and the Vatican.
1t is now practically settled that
henceforth the kaiser will be re-
garded by the Holy See as the pro-
tector of Christianity in the east
and especially in Palestine. Hitler
to France has always held the
Christian protectorate in the east.
Since the disestablishment Of the
church in France. however, and the
secularizing of the clergy and ex-
pulsion of monastic orders, il has
been increasingly difficult for the
Vatican to have any relations with
France at all.
On the other hand the kaiser has
never concealed his desire to extend
German influence in the east and
there Is no doubt that at the pres
ent moment the Christians there re-
gard him as their natural protector.
With the Vatican recognizing him
in this light all parties would be
pleased.
The visit of the chancellor and
the strong pro-German element in
the encourage of the pope will also
bring about another striking change
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-04-24
COUNTESS WRITES
BOOK Of MAX|MS;
HITS own SEX
when a Woman Loves She
Forgives Even Crime.

PARIS. April 23.-To be femin-
inc La Rochefoucauld of today is
evidently the ambition of the
Countess Vera de Talleyrand-Peri-
gord, nee Benardsky. Her book of
maXims is never sugary, and often
corrosive. She spares her own sex
rather less than the other.
THE first thing they know is
that they are pretty, the last thing
they learn is that they are DID," is
one of her most amiable maxims.
Women are always under age:
Reasoning puts them out. and senti-
ment takes them in" is decidedly
contemptuous.
when woman loves she for
gives even crime. when she loves
no more she does not even forgive
virtue" has been said in other
words before, but not generally by
woman.
There is less sarcasm, but more
humor in "A woman is like an
army-she is lost if she has no re-
sreve."
On music and musicians the
Countess has two maXims: Don't
marry lover of music; perpetual
harmony will end in separation or
nervous breakdown" is one, and
the other says of singer that She
sings from her heart through her
nose"
But this Is the unkindest joke Of
all. A poor man married a scraggy
woman with money. She was"
says the Countess, his plank of
salvation