The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-04-15

1T seems to me said the man who
eats everything everywhere, that these
Roman reporters are b'inch of boobs.
They tell IA an about who attended the
dinner King Victor Emmanuel gave for
Roosevelt. how they set az table and a
lSt more about people none of ~ knows
or ever experts 20 mest, bat not "A W Jrd
shout Whist they ate. Was the spaRhetti
dressed with oil and g rho or with tomato
u6li. or VAN Z IL raviG6li day az the Kings
hotrsep How many Ihinxs and what
were in she frita mistag We're tho seeds
taken ont 81 the fried green peppers or
did they tackle EN- hOt9 Did they have
chianti red or whitet Everybody who
ever ate a Ginny dinner rs Interested il
these thinGs and the reporters should
have told IN. Now well have to wat
till Teddy gets back and writes book.
Speaking Of antiques said a friend
nc wedding the other night where there
vas an antique mirror Eedding gift.
reminds me Of our Wait 90 'scheveningen
last summer We were sitting on the
beach Watching me bathers being drawn
in aud out Of the water In their portable
bath houses. when I was approached by
. small boy with postal cards for sale.
A I looked over his stock he eyed me
duiSzicaIiV, and finally in broken Englinh
said: 'AmerilSa. ladyr Ia was one of the
many times ! vas glad In aay that was.
S Ss oo Se;n sn0cI I've IN hssoe~ VSdys
My fodder work IL. ChekoRe. ] 10 To
Ckekogs come November. Ny fodder
he work In brass shoFs. He make an
tiques. I 60 make antiques. too.
Its a pretty hard 40 tp-get a pint up
-. -. S,.,,.R-y .,tA ~ 49, sar,slar in,
a Harlem saloon. unless you buy the
regulation can along with IL. Ths
regulation can IL made 50 that you San
put Il under your coat. hang il % the
btItt0n On your watstcoat. and when you
button your coat over u nobody would
ever suspect you had q can Of arnher
water there. The cans cost the saloon
n. Sssss sna sSsy sen o .ss%
The cost 81 the can. combined with the
price 81 tho beer. ~ ~ cents. n
ssscs htile profit for the saloon people.
They absolutely refuse 10 gu any other
style Of can. but an they will refill tho
buy one
Tho young couple were os's with their
new baby when they met the man who
han formerly been the husbands rival.
40 this 10 the new baby said the
former rival enthusiastically. What a
beautiful child he IL; he looks just like his
mother. tie has eyes Of blue just like
hers and his rose ts inst the same. He
has her chin ard mouth. and did You ever
so such a resemblance An their earsg
What a Seau,isll chiid!-
The wife beamed. while the husband
stood Ivy gluniy
Hey he Ilurted out: the I'D hasn't
grown his teeth yet; ia you TANK We got
a chance thcr@?'
" ne isn't The --latest fellow | ever
laid eyes on IN sas my hat said a
cummuter TO his fellow passengers in
the smoker d sou,Eoound train from
White Plains the other morning. directing
their attention 20 e bsrly man spading
a garden while perched On a stool. The
farmers hack was turned az the time.
The speeding tram. how ever. soon made
1t possible 20 see his profile II wus then
observed tina; he possessed only Onc leg.
add instead 10 criticism deserved the
expressions Of sympathy which followed
the discovery.
The horse IL on me- bIurted OFT tbs
critic. i should have said he Is the
most ambitious cripple ever saw
When the group emerged from the Grand
Central Station AL hands repaired To a
cafe.
We have requests for All kinds % odd
pieces Of furniture sAid dealer tho
other day. but | was somewhat sur
prised when a customer asked for an
odd piano stool. There was not hing
particularly unusual in tine reque~. itself.
bat 1 was rather surprised TO find that
neither style. color nor kind Of wood
seemed go have much influence on the
mind Of the would be buyer
What - your piano likei' I finally
asked curiOsuly. On. I haven't any
lust joined a swimming class and we
all have To have piano stool to practise
the different motions On. There IN
nothing 40 good TO learn on. our teacher
says. unless one can actually go into the
water itself every day