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University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27
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Mr.. Kleiser was formely member
Of the Yale faculty-New York Times.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27
THE DIFFICULT THINGS COUNT

With examinations but few days
of it is consoling to consider that the
things most worth while are the hard
est to obtain. No two persons will
have the same opinion as to what
worth while means. There are many
heGonists who consider the greatest
pleasure with the least pain the thing
rost worth while. Considering the
real good to the individual, however,
ii IS the thing hardest to obtain which,
after all, does him the most good
and is most worth while.
y student may not be gun" and a
passing grade may mean to him hours
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27
About Cutting Tiger Blankets.

To the Editor Of the University Missourian:
oie.' lEiS suggestion to WhoeFef IS
responsible for cutting in two the M
blankets presented by the engineering
students to the Tigers:
Ii you viii continue the proceeding
farther-that is, cut them in two sev-
era! more t:nes-there will be enough
pieces" so that every athlete in the
university nay have one.
ENGINEER
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27
An Annual Luxury.

An English boy went to visit his
two Scotch cousins during his summer
vacation. His breakfast every morn
ing consisted OF plain oatmeal and he
got very tired of it. Say. Jack" he
said, don't you ever have milk with
your porridge?"
Jack turned to his brother. ''Eh,
Tom" he said, the lad thinks it's
Christmas. success Magazine.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27
UNEXCELLED ROOMs-For q,

UNEXCELLED ROOMS-For quiet
convenience and proximity to the
university campus. We cater to stu
dents who desire a quiet place t.
study. and we guarantee comfort
Single or double rooms, 81 to Sl2
See manager Lowry Hall, corner
Ninth and Lowry streets. opposite
Academic Hall.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27
Micki-an Warts New Scnc.

The students Cf the University OF
Mich gan also wait new song t,
take the pIaca Of the old songs now
in Use. Tie student council ias
offered Il prize OF $50 to the stu;.en,
u alumIus writ:rg the best sorg.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27

Ncoraskars Must Take Examinations.
1t is proposed by the powers that
be to have all students at the Uni
versity OF Nebraska undergo a physi-
cal examination as part OF their regis
tration.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27
ee,trock to Captsin MICHIGAN.

Albert Benbrook, who was guard on
Camps All-American selection in 1899,
has been chosen to captain Michigan's
1910 football team.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27

How Insignificant was the act of the
COW that jumped over the moon com
Jared to the height which beef has
reached now
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27
Siqma CHS Are Gallant.

The Sigma CHS of North Dakota
will present a cup TO the winner OF
the women's inter-claSs basket ball
series
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27
Students Average 22.e Years Old.

Statistics have been compiled at the
Univ ersity OF Iowa which show the
average Of undergraduates in tl'at in
stitution to be 239 years. The Oldest
Hawkaye student is Ga, and the Young
est is 16
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27
Honorary Journalists Faculty.

An honorary journalistic fraternity
has been organized at Syracuse. The
requirement for membership is two
years service on college daily.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27
VIEWPOINTS

[The University NSSourian invites contrbu-
tiOlIS on uGttcr. OF University ami Columbia IN
;creSt The name OF the writer Shpu accompany
such letter but will not be printed unless de
sired
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27
Tad Jones Back to Syracuse.

Tad Jones, coach of last years foot
duties with that institution next fall.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27
News Of Other Colleges

TWO SUSPENDED For Cribbing.
Two students have been suspended
at Nebraska University for cribbing.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27

FOR RENT-Fine front room in ne>
house, one block from university
price is very reasonable. POI S. 9th
Phone 1117
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27
Corn and EearS.

A Missourian Informed a traveller
who had inquired about corn tha:
each stalk had nine ears on it and
was fifteen feet high"
That's nothing compared to our
corn.' replied the other, quickly. TIP
in Illinois, where came from. we al
ways had nine ears to each stalk, and
pack Of shelled corn hanging to each
tassel; but we never could raise any
field beans with it,"
"Why?" asked the Missourian.
Because nodded the other, the
corn grew so fast that it pulled the
beans up. Circle Magazine.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27
Will Help Fraternities Build Homes

VIII FeIp FraternItIes Build Homes.
Leh;gh Uuniversity's Board Of Trus-
tees recently decided to lend fraterni-
ties certain amounts OF money for help
in building chapter houses on the
campus.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27

FOR SALE-12rCCm house, all MOD
ern conveniences, 205 College Av
Fer particulars. apply to H. X I.ange
2l3 Exchange Bank Bldg.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27

IS it not time that those lost skulls
were dug up
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27

Editor Ito new assistantJ-Are yor
up on poetry? New man-No; Tn
sorry to say t.ditor-That's all
right then. don't want you to be up
On it. | want you to be down on it
Boston Transcript.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27

FOR RENT-Furnished room on frs
floor; SIS per month. Apply at l:
Waugh Street.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27

L0ST-Pajr Lose glasses with "Dr
Ncys" cn back. Reward. Return tt
J. D. Woods, 10C2 University Av.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27

FOR RENT room on first floor fur
nished or unfurnished. 1902 Uni
versity Ave. Phone 757 Red.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27

ROOMS for rent, SIS S. 9th; well
heated. on second floor; for married
couples without children.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27

Call 55 Double 81 to get the Mis-
'ourian business office by telephone.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27

l.OST-A hair ornament, set with brit
liants, between Broadway and Con
ley Ave. Return to Misscurian Office
Or telephone 1G3
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27

LCST-Cold Missouri pin. Reward
Fl. B. Kennedy, 110S PaGuin St.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27
CLASSIFIED ADS.

LOST - Large cameo coral
Broadway or College Ave. snnas
morning. Leave at Mlssourian o,H
Reward.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27

ROOM AND R0AED-A room ard a
EaIf. Win t~hla beard; Tor c..ls.
us Missouri ave.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27
Peary's Final "Dash."

D Cook"
Judge
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27

FOR RENT-Rooms with or win
board. Call at 40 South Sixth :.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27

WANTED-Janitor for tWo-thirdS -
full time, by Department of d.,
siology. Apply to Prof c. W. Graz.
Medical Building.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27
UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI
SCHEDULE OF EXAMINATIONS

Place of Subject in Term
Schedule. or Subject.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-27

TiEle Of Examination.
Arizona republican., 1910-12-20
THE RATE ON A PAIR OF SHOES

The interstate commerce commission
 was manifestly not shocked by the it.
 lustration on behalf of the shippers of the effect of the proposed increase of railroad class rates on the shoe busi- ness. As the rate in this instance fig ures out, it would impose an extra one cent on every pair of shoes from fac tory to retailer. Would that effect the price of the shoes to the consumer? |? Though the answer was in the affirm ative the commission was not con- vinced that so small an addition to the transportation cost would need be made good from the consumers pocket on any reasonable theory of price ad- justment. Would $3.5I be the Ii. W price for the S3.50 shoe? The witness insist ed that the shoe manufacturers would never pay the one cent; neither should the jobbers, wholesalers, nor retailers be obliged to. Nevertheless the com missioners were puzzled to understand how it could be charged to the consum- CT without making a ridiculous show ing; until one of them strangely in spired, suggested that, by the time the shoes were on the retail counter. the one cent would be lost in an ii crease, say, of a quarter of a dollar There is some experience to justify this sur mise.-Providence Journal.
Arizona republican., 1910-12-20
CARELESS INFORMATION Bu-

REAU.-Answering query from a sas, the Kansas City Stars informa- tion bureau says: The population of Phoenix, Arizona, is about six thou sand" The Kansas City Star has been too friendly to Arizona on many occasions to make its Arizona readers believe that this circulation of mis- information was malicious or inten- tional Presumably the Star man got his wisdom from the census of 1900. which announced the population of this city as about six thousand. The misleading census report has often been explained, but it will be repeated once more for the benefit of any who actual population of the city lived in additions that were just as much a part of the community as the city hail. though they had not been taken into the corporation. Assuming that the census was properly taken, which few believe, the population ten years ago of the actual Phoenix community was nearer ten or twelve thousand than it was six thousand. The cen announced. but it is a certainty that they cannot be less than fifteen thou sand and they were taken at the va cation time of year for this city, It is a fact beyond question that the winter population of Phoenix and the close settlement round about the corporate lines cannot be far from twenty thousand
Arizona republican., 1910-12-20
WHERE IS J. G. MuLLER?-Im

portant information and papers await J. G. Muller of San Jose, Cal. at this office. If Mir. Muller will please call at the business office of The Repub-
 lican he will learn something that will be decidedly advantageous to him.
Arizona republican., 1910-12-20
wIewAM APPROPRIATENESS,

wagon loads of sand are to be spread
 upon the floor of the Wigwam theater.
 Manager George D. Mullen has made
 arrangements to have all the gravel and dirt rert4ved from the floor of
 the house and to have it replaced by fine, dry river sand, packed down hard. He believes this will make a better floor and add to the comfort of the Wigwam. This theater is al- ready as comfortable as any in the city. being provided with good heat ing system. but Mir. Mullen intends to have the best.
 RAMA very welcome rain fell last night and there is cherished here about hope that it will rain every night until after the new year and a good deal harder than it did last night and all over Arizona. The fall was very slight early in the evening, but along about midnight there was a half hours precipitation under con- ditions that looked and felt as though it might be raining up on the water shed. It is now the time of year when the weather man may be ex- pected to devote himself energetically to the filling up of the big tank up at Roosevelt, and it is hoped he has al- ready begun work on the job.
 RAILWAY coMMIssIoN-The reg ular bimonthly, meeting of the Ari- Zona railway commission was held yesterday. Chairman w. P. McNair of Douglas and Counsel George Stone man of Globe both being present. Both left for their homes again last night. During the meeting there was a dis cussion of complaints under prepara- tion for filing against various common carriers at an early date before the Interstate Commerce Commission There was also received by the com mission copies of the printed brief filed by the commission in support of the evidence taken at the hearing here in the complaint of the commission against Wells Fargo & Co. in what is known as the race hOrseN case. re- specting the express rates on horses The brief was filed before the commits sion November s. The defendant was given until January l to file brief.
Arizona republican., 1910-12-20

Excess in temperature since 1st of month, 99 degrees.
 Accumulated excess in temperature since January l, S07 degrees. Deficiency in rainfall yesterday, O.01 inches. Deficiency in rainfall since 1st of month. 0.39 inches
 Accumulated deficiency in rainfall since January 1. 3.69 inches l.. N. JESUNOFSKY,
 Section Director
Arizona republican., 1910-12-20

\ Arizona lodge No. ?. F. SG A. NCX NJ, will confer the third degree w this evening. ds
Arizona republican., 1910-12-20
OxYG ENATOR

Sold Under Guarantee. Greatest Boon to Mankind Ever
 Discovered. It cures Asthma. Catarrh, Rheuma- tism, Constipation, Nervousness, Pa ralysis, Blood Disorders, Stomach, Liver, Kidney, Bladder and Heart Troubles.
 It cures Fevers, Pneumonia, La Grippe, Colds. and all acute and chronic ailments, or ailments of weak ness peculiar to men and women. THE ARIZONA OxYGENATOR CO.
 31 West Monroe St,
 Phoenix, Arizona.
Arizona republican., 1910-12-20
STORED WATER SUPPLY.

Roosevelt dam yesterday was 6O.45 feet, indicating a stored supply of 20.631 acre feet At Granite Reef the normal flow Of the Salt and Verde rivers was 21.595 miners inch es and at the joint head the flow of the Salt was 266O inches. On the north side 11,6S7 inches were used yesterday for irrigation purposes. while 11.SSS inches were used on the south side. The schedule of water delivery for today follows: Arizona. eight hours to quarter section; Grand Appropriators. twelve hours: Mari copa. twenty-four hours; Salt, dry.
Arizona republican., 1910-12-20
THE WEATHER.
Local Daily Weather Report for The
 Arizona Republican.

Forecast for today: Fair; slightly cooler.
 Data for twenty four hours ending 530 D. m. yesterday:
Arizona republican., 1910-12-20
PYTHIAN sIsTERs-The Pythia

PYTHIAN SISTERS-The Pythian
 Sisters will hold a regular meeting | this evening at 7:30 o'clock. There will be important business to trans act and full attendance is desired.
 BALL GAME WEDNESDAY-The
 baseball game between the Indian School team and the J. E. C.'s, here tofore referred to. will be played We'd
 nesday afternoon at the Indian school.
 GOING TO PANAMA.-A letter from General E. $. Godfrey. L. s. A., retired, announces that he expects to
 sail from New York on December 22 for the canal zone, where he will spend several weeks. Concluding his visit on the isthmus he will come up
 the west coast via the Pacific steam
 ship line to California, and thence re-
 turn to Arizona.
 PICKS UP STRAY HoRSES-Offi-
 cer Hosmer yesterday picked up three
 stray horses which were tramping down the grass surrounding a resi-
 dence in the north part of town. The animals were placed in the care of the Ensign stables awaiting their owner.
 CHORUS TO MEET-There will be no meeting of the Woman's club today on account of the near approach of Christmas, when the members are all busy with other things, but the direc- tor of the Woman's club chorus, Mrs. J. Elliott Walker. desires all the mem bers of the chorus to attend a meeting at o'clock this afternoon in the w. c. T. U. building.
 TO OPEN BlDS-The building com mittee of the board of governors of the Water users association will open bids this morning at 1O:30 o'clock for the construction of the office building to be occupied by the association and the reclamation service on the corner of Van Buren street and Second ave- nue. This is pursuant to the second advertising, the successful bidder in the former instance failing to qualify.
 THEATER PARTY-Garret Shuler was host for a theater party at the Elks' last evening. Following the play the party enjoyed a supper at the Ford hotel, the dining room having been decorated with ferns and flow CTS. Music was furnished by the Los Angeles ladies' orchestra, led by Miss Lois Kelly Mir Shuler's guests were Mrs Roy Goodrich. Mrs. E. C. Charle- ! bois. Miss Celia Charlebois. MT. J. B. | Wright and Mir C. Rogers.
 IMPORTANT TO oWLS-Attention i is again called to the necessity of l members of Phoenix Nest. Order of | owls, enrolling with Secretary J. F. 1 Powell at the office of the city water | department immediately if they wish | to participate in the present assess 1 ment of the death benefit fund. This | enrolment must be in the hands of | the supreme secretary before January | 1 or it will be void as far as the i present assessment is concerned.
 THE S. A. CHRISTMAS POT-The ! Salvation Army Christmas pot will be | on Center avenue Tuesday to receive | for Christmas cheer for the poor of our city. The army will | provide a Christmas tree for 300 poor i children and will also send out a | Christmas dinner basket to every | worthy family. Names of poor fami- lies also gifts of cash and toys and provisions will be received at the Sal sation Army quarters or telephone 2S54 and the captain will call.
Arizona republican., 1910-12-20
DEATH OF ARTHUR HALLER-

The death of Arthur Haller, which oc- cured in Phoenix, AriZ.. on Sunday last, has caused deep and sincere re- great among his many friends. Mir. Haller had for a considerable period mnaged the Edwards store at Maricopa, Ariz., and all who came in contact with him will remember his courteous and ever cheerful manner. His friends at Maricopa desire to offer their heart felt sympathy with his bereaved rela- tives at his home in Fredericksburg Md
Arizona republican., 1910-12-20

C. E. KIRK BAck-After an a. sence of about year C. F.. Kirk has returned from Medford, Ore. MT. Kirk was. formerly a Salt River valley rancher but sold his real estate hold ings and went to Medford to live He has now come back to look after some mining property and today will go out to Ray. His family is not with him, but remained in Oregon. MT. Kirk says that Medford. which is in the Rogue River valley, is one of the fastest growing towns in the west
Arizona republican., 1910-12-20

SOCIAL DANCE-The Independent order of Foresters will give the sec ond monthly dance and social Thursday night of this week. to which all mem bers and their families and friends are invited
Arizona republican., 1910-12-20
AMERICAN cITIZENS-

four more American citizens in this county last night than in the morning Four applicants for naturalization full ly complied with the law and received their papers in the United States court yesterday morning They were Carl Behn of the Jones Dry Goods company, a native of Germany; Chris J. Sani- chas, former subject of the king of Greece; Ludwig Sedig and John G. Soldeman, both of Sweden.
Arizona republican., 1910-12-20
OF LOCAL INTEREST
1HA GSzstI ,..ss .ss e1sso &EHHDd

SOCIAL DANCE-The Independent i order of Foresters will give the sec ! ond monthly dance and social Thursday | night of this week. to which all mem | bers and their families and friends are ! invited
 MOVING DAY-Yesterday was nov
 ing day at the Adams Annex. Furni-
 ture was being moved into the fifty rooms of the new addition that has | just been completed. The furniture will not all be placed for a day or two.
 It is expected that the office will have
 been transferred to the new addition | by Wednesday night.
 RACING-There has been nc reor-
 ganiZation of the old Phoenix Driving club, though two or three efforts have
 been made to hold meeting. Some
 thing always interfered, but the race horse owners hope to be able to do something in a day or two. They are now talking about holding a matinee
 at the fair grounds next Monday.
 WEIGH MoURNS RING-Harry
 Welch of the board of trade is mourn
 ing the loss of heavy gold ring set
 with cameo. He hasn't any idea
 where he dropped it but as 1t is a fami-
 ly heirloom he is anxious to recover
 it. While its intrinsic value is not
 great it is worth much to Welch be- cause of its age and association
 NO COUNCIL MEETING-There was to have been an adjourned meeting of the city council last evening, for the purpose of canvassing the vote cast at Saturdays election and taking up other important matters. Yesterday after noon, however. the councilmen decided that they would rest and not meet again until Wednesday evening.
 CHARITABLE SHoWER-The crit tenton home board has set aside Thursday and Friday of this week to receive gifts at the home believing that at this season generous hearts will remember those less fortunate Every thing needed in any home will be ac- ceptable and thankfully received It is hoped that some rancher will re- member the horse and COW with hay and grain.
 NEW DIRECTORY-A new direct ory is now being prepared by the Con- solidated Telephone company and it l should be ready for distribution by the l first of the year. The last directory this company issued was dated Sep i tember l and it is already antfquated. | both because of changes in the system. | due to the installation of new cables, and the addition of new phones. Many | of the numbers have been changed | since the directory was gotten out. | Manager R. M. Buehler says that the new directory will contain over 1900 | names Since the cable work is prac- i -ically complete, there will not be so | many changes hereafter and the book will be pretty well up to date for the next month or two after it's issuance.