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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
1 A. studenaker Is M.

South Bend. Ind. VI. Studebaker.
president and one of the founders of
the Studebaker Brothers Manufactur-
ing company. is seriously Ill at his
home in this city. He is seventy
eight years old.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
Wood Alcohol Fatal to Three.

Mineola, N Y.-Three men were
found In an old shack here Saturday
moaning in great agony from the eff
fects of wood alcohol One died soon
after being discovered, the second
died at the hospital and the third can
not live.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
An lJrbeiiever.

The Guest-Didn't | tell you the
other day that hereafter you should
serve me more promptly! Why did
you not obey?
The Waiter-Because don't be-
lieve in any hereafter. sir.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

pleased with the quick relief Doan's
Kidney Pills gave me. They drove
the pains away and restored my kid
neys to a normal condition. have
been free from kidney trouble for sir
years."
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents q
box. Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo, N. z.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
rxn.vurit.r M.onat. DEAD

Syracuse. y. Lyman c. Smith.
the multi-millionaire typewriter manu-
facturer. died here Sunday. He leaves
a fortune estimated at more than &c.
600 600.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

Rome.-The pope's eyes were ex-
AHMED Saturday by his optician. p.
4. Cahill of Dublin. ard the test In
:icate that the pontif's sight has
changed very little since the last ex-
animation in 1908.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
o~oi., ;, mlnneapoIls peas.

Minneapolis. Minn.-"Ar' J. Smith.
county attorney OF HenRepin county.
was found dead In bed in his home
here Thursday. Heart disease result
ing from rheumatism was the cause Of
seath-
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
sonoma Girl to Be Retired.

Boston.-Sonoma Girl. the famous
trotting mare, has been retired from
the turf by her owner. Miss Lolita
Crabtree OF this city. The mares
last race, II is expected. will be at
Phoenix, Ariz-
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
o,,,,. e.cioroeltv ;. Toron,o

Toronto, Ont.-The Toronto board
Of trade at a largely attended meeting
Friday unanimously resolved that
reciprocity with the United States
under present conditions would be In
opportune and undesirable"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
por.uou... Amnesty Given.

Lisbon.-To commemorate the proc
amation OF the republic of Portugal
,ne month ago decree was published
Saturday, granting amnesty to political
offenders and reducing the prison SEN
.cnces of all criminals one-third.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

IN every part of my
body. ] rested poor
ly and was so stitf
In the morning I
found IL hard TO
dress. ! became
tired easily. lost
flesh and was in a
bad way. | was well
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

Toledo, O.-Cracksmen blew the
safe of the Home Savings bank at
Mettamore, o.. % miles west OF To-
edo. early Monday. and got away
with 81. 900.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
In Harmony.

Miss Haughtleigh's expression and
manner match remarkably well. don't
they7"
In what way?"
"Her manner is so distant and she
has such q far-away look in her eyes,"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
poo.. Civ. steers in aga as

FL Paso, Tex.-Bert Wier of Monu-
ment. N. ~, won the worlds cham
oionship in the annual roping contes;
at Juarez. Mexico, Monday. roplng and
tying FIVE steers In minutes % IS
seconds.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
SAIL cierk 1. Arrested

Seattle, Wash.-Carl Rohr. the bank
clerk OF the National Union bank OF
WATERFOWL, n z. whose alleged
shortage Is $4,000. was arrested on
the street here Thursday
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
william ST. John Harper Dies.

New York.-William st. John Harp
er, artist and illustrator, died at the
Presbyterian hospital here Monday Of
pernicioEs anaemia, after an Illness
of several weeks. He was ffty-nine
years old
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

New York.-Gen. Charles Cleveland
Dodge, son of William E. Dodge. the
merchant philanthropist. died in this
city Friday after lingering illness.
a1ad seventy years.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

New York.-The explorers club
was notified Monday that Japanese
expedition to the south pole will leave
Tokyo November Is.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

Peoria, nl.-The use OF kerosene
for the purpose Of starting a fire In
the kitchen stove was the cause OF
four lives being lost at Pekin. Ill
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
A Business View.

She-What did father say?
He-He favors a short engagement
II he has to support you and long
engagement il he has 10 support me-
Judge.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

When woman begins to tell raan
how nice looking she thinks he Is he
Immediately develops unlimited faith
In her judgment.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
Sleeps in Buggy; Killed by Car

Bloomington. Ill.-Homeward bound
and asleep in his buggy. Frank Web
Der. a wealthy farmer residing near
here, was killed Saturday when his
rig was struck by a street car.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

This very attractive waist is of silk
draped in batiste fashion and orna-
mented with straps and buttons 1t Is
trimmed in front with beautiful lace
and embroidery and banc of velvet.
The deep yoke is of plain tucked
tulle. The short. loose sleeves are
bordered with bands of lace.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
His Kind Of veeetabI

THAT man just vegetables, doesn't
he?"
Naturally. since he's nothing but q
beat"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

Chiffon tunics have round bands OF
lace embroidered in gold at the bet
tom
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
s.ronn wInda and Sand STORM,

cause granulation Of the eyelids. PETTITS
EYE SALVE Soothes and quickly relieves
All druggists or Howard Bros. Buffalo. NY.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15

There is no help for g man who In
too lazy 10 work his friends.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-11-15
CURED six YEARS.
No Fear Of Further Kidney Trouble.

Mrs. Josiah Clinker, State ST.. Tsma,
Iowa, says: MY first symptom Of
kidney trouble was intense pain In my
back. This grew worse until l ached
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1910-07-07
Admirable Alma Materi

This incident really happened, yet
he Indemnity Of the principal actor
IN 1t is completely changed, according
to the place In which the story Is
told. At Cambridge Prof. Whitmore
.ells II this way:
wilkins and I were waiting for
train at Onosquahami, Mich. when
We Joined a group Of men at the win.
dow Of the telegraph Office, where the
operator was writing bulletins OF
baseball game between Harvard and
Yale. A lumberman who evidently
had bet on Yale was grumbling over
his loss. He swore a great deaf and
said the New Haven players were
sandless lot OF cutters. He was 90.
Ing to say great deal more when
tall, husky young fellow pushed
through the crowd, took aim by the
shoulder. and swung him around.
Pardon me-, he said, politely
enough. though his eyes were blazing
pardon me. but can't stand any
more Of that abuse. ! won't stand It'll
I'm an alma mater OF Yale myself!"-
Harper's Weekly
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1910-07-07
The centenarian.

DR.. Woods Hutchinson says that
when man says he has lived a hun.
fred years, he merely means that II
seems like that long. Or perhaps he
aas simply grown short Of breath. and
20. when asked how old he is. re.
plies: "a hundred" which Is brief. in.
stead Of "eighty-seven," which is long
ar. This is especially true Of French
nonagenarians. When a Frenchman
has reached ninety-seven be has to
say: "Four.score-sevsnteen." whereas
Cent" viii come out much quicker
DR.. Hutchinson's Investigations show
that almost Invariably your centenari.
an is too ignorant to know his age
or comes from a place so remote that
nobody can verify the date OF his
birth. The doctor claims that when
we hear it said that people don't live
as long as they used to, the correct
answer is They never did"
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1910-07-07


The Ladies' Missionary Society or
the Christian church will serve ice
|cream and cake at the home OF Mrs.
J. R. Scott Friday afternoon from 4
to 6. Price 15c. Every one cordially
invited.
A large meat platter, plate, and
table cloth were left at the Auditorium,
after the children's picnic given by
the Elks and Civic Club. win the
owners please call at Mrs. George
Kapp's for same.
FOR SALE-One fine brood mare.
See agent American Express Co. 66-7
Please do not forget that on next
Monday night July l1th. the Cive
Club will give picture show AT the
Auditorium. A special effort is being
put forth by the manager, w. C. Marrs
and the club to make this show sue
cess. Extra good singing will be
added to the program. Please do not
make other dates for that night as
the club needs your assistance. A
committee of club ladies' will be in
attendance and all the eonveniences
possible will be assured to every one
present.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1910-07-07
Difficult 10 Do.

A teacher in one of Brooklyn's pub
lie schools is stickler for cleanlt
ness. So often have orders come that
cleanliness must be observed among
the boys of her class that some OF
the urchins have even inquired OF
their parents what It means to mani.
cure your finger nails,
OF course there is bad boy" in
the class. One day the teacher said
ito him: Tommy, do you know there
is great deal OF dirt behind yoyr
ears9"
There amt neither" sasse6
Tommy.
1T is wrong to dispute me-" said
the teacher; ''but you need not take
my word for it. If you ~eally do not
believe me, look for yourself"
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1910-07-07

'Complainin ex Study diet, will
give you indigestion in your thinkin'
apparatus. an rob you Nv the friends
who would like to stick by you OF
they only could
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1910-07-07

"Yes." said Uncle Allen Sparks.
"Nimrod was mighty hunter, but We
are told that he was mighty hunter
before the Lord AS to whether we
have any of that kind Of hunters now
adays. I'm not so--"
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1910-07-07
The Other side o, n.

TITS no disgrace to fail II you have
done your best" said the philosopher.
That may be so" replied the man
who had failed, "But it's pretty tough
70 have to admit that the hest you
could do was fail"
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1910-07-07
AII Ne can ohar.

You have no magnificent ruins in
this country" said the visitor from
abroad. NO." answered Senator Sorg
hum; mot unless you count some OF
our moss-covered political boonls"
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1910-07-07
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Eggs l2hc per dozen. Garrison's.
Sid Williams is here from St. Louis
H. Ward was here from Ketchum
today
J. NJ. Jones went to Chelsea this
morning.
A. Buchanan went to Muskogee this
morning.
Frank Kellar was here today from
Ketchum.
R. l. Blakeney was here today from
Muskogee.
FOR RENT-A modern fle-roomed
house. water. gas and bath. If
W. H. Hurst returned from Grove
last night
]. S. Thomason' returned from Tulsa
last night.
Frying chickens l7lAc per pound.
Garrison's.
Frank Knight has returned from
Pennsylvania.
Major H. C. Cusey went to Miami
this morning
F. L. Kelly returned from Chelsea
this morning
Seymour Hunt went to Wyandotte
this morning
Two rooms to rent Fowler. 65-6
]. R. Cassingham of Centralia was
in the city today
W. P. Thompson went to Claremore
today on business
Eggs 121sc per dozen GarrisoD's.
T. NJ. Burlington went north on the
Katy this morning.
Captain F. J. Barrett left last night
for Oklahoma City.
Bert Young, of Chouteau is here for
a visit with relatives.
Miss Hattie Haynes is assisting at
the Dan Myers store.
Horse sale begins at 1870.
DR.. Oliver Bagby returned from
Muskogee last evening.
Olin Bell of Lawrence, Kans., was
here today on business.
E. J. Lander of Alya. was transact
ing business here today.
There will be meeting of the Com
mercial Club this evening.
Miss Nellie Gillis of Parsons is the
guest of Mrs. John Lipps.
Miss Lille Agee has accepted a pos
ition as cashier at Ratcliffs.
Mrs. W. B. Crawford was at Blue
Jacket yesterday afternoon.
DR.. Schmidt, formerly of this city
was here today from Tulsa.
24,750 yards earth work at Chelsea,
Okla. Address O'Neil Eng. Co., Chel-
sea, Okla. 65.71
Mr.. and Mrs. George Davis came in
from the south this morning.
Sam Frazee made business trip
to Welch yesterday afternoon.
w. A. L. Hoff is here from Edmond
looking after property interests.
w. P. Farley and Heber Skinner left
today for their ranch near TaIala.
Mrs, r. c. Helmick and children left
last night for visit in West Virginia
+ Miss Nellie Langley is assisting at
the Dan Myers store during the sale.
Frying chickens 171sc per pound.
Garrison's.
Mrs. =. D. Newman, who was oper-
ated on Tuesday is reported improv-
ing.
Big horse sale Saturday, July 9th at
NJ, K. & T. stock yards.
The city council again failed of a
quorum last night and will meet to-
night.
J. G. Starr, Guy Patten and Harry
Swartz came in from the west last
evening.
Mrs. Mcintyre and Mrs. w. L. Mark
er, Of Welch, spent this afternoon in
this city
Miss Rhoda Mitchell of Seneca is
the guest of her brother, Harry Nit
chell today.
The directors of the Bank Of Big
Cabin wnl hold their semi-annual meet
ing tonight.
Everybody has plenty of feed, now
is the time to buy some good young
mares.
Mr. and Mrs. A. R. Sheppard Of
Neodesha, Kans.. were in Vinita today
on business.
Miss Willie Billingslea and Miss
Hilda Gatewood left this morning for
a visit at Paris, Texas.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. 1. Mitchell, who
were married at Springfield. Mo-, yes
terday, returned to Vinita this morn
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1910-07-12
CROP CONDiTYGE~

According to estimates Of tt I'a-
partment of Agriculture the following
were the crop conditions in the United
States on June LIST.
The area s0wn to spring wheat Is
about 19,742,3 O acres, OF 1.3|@'."
acres T.3 per cent? more tnan S'"A
last year. The condition Of spring
wheat on June 1 was 92.8, AS conn
pared with 95.2 on June !, 19'H, w.
on June I, 1908. and $50 the Jun" J.
yerage Of the past ten years.
The condition of winter "hfa- IN
June / wa SEQ. rs compared VITA
SCI on May I, 1910, 80.7 on jun j.
1905, $50 on June 1, 1908. and $40
the June 1 average OF the pas Zen
years.
The condition of rye on Juna ] WIS
90.6, against 91,3 on May l. 49,.
SOS on June I. 1909. 91.@ on juno J.
1908. and 500 the Tune l AVERAGE Oh
the past ten years.
The area sOwn TO oats is aho4'
100000 acres, or 1,176,00o acres '.'
per cent) more than the area s""'
last wear. The condition OF tn" "f''
on June 1 was 81 0, as c~o!npaTld "''
s8.7 on June [, 1909( $40 on jan" J.
1903, and So the June ] d>"I"-' 49,
the past ten years.
The area sown to barleT IS ""'-
7.5O7,00 acres. or 5000 acres '..
ner cent? more than the area SUM-"
last year. The condition Of the 1L.p
on June l was $50, as compared VII.
sos on June i. 1909, 89I ON Je"'
1903, and eos the June ! average va
the past ten years
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1910-07-12

Those who are greedy of Dr..sa
prove tina they are poor in merit
Piutarch.
I take him TO be the only rich man
that lives upon what he has. otes
nothing and is contented-HuNr
The heights by great men reached
and kept
Were not attained by sudden FLIGHT:
But they, while their ~compan.rs
slept,
Were toiling upwards in the ni-ht.
-Longtello"-.
The poorest education that teaches
s~elf-control Is better thar the Hast
that neglects it.-Sterling.
No man tastes pleasure truly who
does not earn it by previous business.
Chesterfield.
What I aspired to be.
And vas not, comforts me
Robert Browning.
I don't want to possess a faith. I
want a faith thai will possess ne
Kingsley.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1910-07-12
By William 7. Ellis.

Civilization s a captive following the
car OF the c~onQDering Christ. Stop
and think what it means to the king
dom OF heaven that SO many kingdoms
Of earth and sea and air and body and
mind have been brought into subiec-
ton by modern science. Consider. for
instance, how the whole business Of
missions has been expedited by the
steamship, railroad. cable and printing
press. Figure out how the telephone
alone helps the work of one church in
a single week. Count the degree Of
efficiency hat has been added to the
individual Christian worker by the in
vention OF shorthand and the tyne
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1910-07-12

probation to the speaker who ~
heiped you. to the editor whose oanaT
PRINTS articles that you have ~a05ota4
and profited Ky, to the puhlf, So.
vho has stood asst for high jdasIs
the teacher, preacher, author or .r,.--
who has given you d lift along ~
way. Let us take time TO say ~
you" in the spirit of the rOur-a~.s
Christ.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1910-07-12
MANAGER AT FAYEfi:.N - H.
Mr.. VI. G.. Flowers. of Pe~t3 -
graph Office Here, fF"oa2t57!- ~"
Pool to Take pOSitlon Il"I..

Mr.. Y. G. Flowers, WI
g. position with the Postal T,''F -
Company, of this city, for IN" -
three months, leaves today '"'
~etteviIle where he vii ho"rT. @
ager Of the Pcstal's off-e IN .a
Gent service rendered At MS :
by Mr.. Flowers. NJ. c. L.
Richmond. a former RaleIfh
succeed Mr.. Flowers at this I'.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1910-07-12
RY POST.

Terse Comments Upon the Christian
Endeavor Topic for July IL. THE
Christian Use OF Iaetter-writIlg.' Ps.
IS: 1; 1 John .: 1918.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1910-07-12

Thank YOU letters are not as COM
o one fears, as they were in less
hurried days. OF course, every per
son Of breeding writes his bread
nd-butter' letter, after having been
the recipient Of hospitality. But there
are other letters, equally important,
the writing % which is really a Chris
tian duty. Such are the letters of ap-
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1910-07-12

One Of the most direct routes to
another persons life is by the letter
route. a word of congratulation-of
sym athy@of gratitude-associates
the writer with the affairs Of his
friend.
The Detroit times., 1910-04-12
Tuesday. April IL,
1910
ANOTHER FINE FIGHT

How doth the little busy bee of
diseord improve each shining hour.
skipping from this 10 that and leay-
ing sting In the fat parts OF us to
take our minds from being squashed
by meteorites or gagged by gas ut
the arrival OF Mr.. Halleys comet
Our dearest neighbor, man whose
out-late fairy tales we've successfully
used In home consumption for years.
and who has always been cheerfully
loaned use OF our l6-inch lawn mower.
was still wearing lovely twin black
eyes, acquired through not perfectly
agreeing with us In that Cook-Peary
matter; and We were still aching FROM
going down that neighbours front
stone steps embonpoint. or whatever
you call going down on ones great
est radli. through having mixed In
Teddy's. row with the Vatican, when
there bucks out hair-raising racket
among the higher-up collegians
Prof III. V. Hilprecht. archeologisr
CT the University OF Pennsylvania. re.
Gently announced the discovery OF d
tablet. written in Hebrew 2l37 H. c..
which positively upheld the biblical
account OF that big rainstorm in
which Noah had the only umbrella
worth having. The newspapers load
ed To the muzzle with particulars or
the discovery Prof, Hilprecht wrote
a long pamphlet on his translation OF
the tablet, and the theologians rose
en- masse 10 pat him on the back
Archaeological. theological and other
logical circles were all a-Qulver as to
whether the price OF front seats would
The Detroit times., 1910-04-12
DOwSER, PET DOG, MISSING
A MONTH, RETURNS TO HOME
Collar Worn When He Disappeared Is
Received BY Mai. From
IL Unidentified Sender

SPOKANE, April i2.--Covered with
mud and dirt and otherwise travel.
Iotained, Pedigreed "Bowser'' has re-
burned to mis- owner
"Bowser" disappeared from the home
E01 John II. Burns secretary OF the Dry
\ Warming congress, No 1911 Seventh.
AVE-, and four weeks TO the day after
Aking French leave he returned one
morning bright aad early, announcing
|hie arrival by barking and whining
\ and on gaining entrance was so com.
tletely overcome with Joy at seeing
Ais family once again that he was not
gained down until he had received the
NECESSARY petting. which was given
with as much pleasure as received.
The four-weeks OF absence was the
cause OF much worrying by Mr. and
|4ro Burns aDd In the effort To locate
E1ho pet advertisements Offering re.
4ords were put In the daily papers
n A. mysterious as the return OF tho
'0ojlASless dog was that OF the collar
which was received in the mail the
~ the dog returped by Mr.BHrns
xho said:
I'll would be willing to give the
1ome reward 10 find out where the dos
'Has during the three weeks. To be
The Detroit times., 1910-04-12

| be 81 or 20 cents. when the scientists
OF Bryn Mawr, Johns Hopkins and
other universities got busy with Hill
precht
Prof, Geo. Barton OF Bryn Mawr col.
lege rises To state that as "a transla.
tor of this tablets Hebrew. Hilprecht
couldn't tell gang of fishhooks from
bunt toward third base that when
Hilprecht got stuck on some OF the
hieroglyphlcs. he took short cut and
put in some weak reports OF that flood
out OF his own overworked imagina-
ton. that the blamed old tablet. in
stead OF being 40 centuries old, is so
young II hasn't got first growth OF
whiskers; that the whole business Is
a fraud, and as n discovery Is less
important than even Cook s, for Cook
at least brought back some OF the
snow. beside chillblains.
Prof Haupt OF Johns Hopkins uni-
versity. and Prof. Clay OF Yale. say
that Barton is right. and that II is
"a very sad occurrence" as II may
cast sort of asafetida aroma upon
the fair name OF Pennsylvania uni
yersity
And there you are! Clear the decks
for fight over that flood,
Old man Hilprecht Is game. He's
writing more pamphlets To make Bar.
ton q Co hunt their archaeological
holes. He's going TO stand by his dis
covery of that flood till the last
sledge-dog's eaten, figuratively speak
ing And the other side can't pro-
duce anyone who really was there,
either. by heck.
The Detroit times., 1910-04-12
From Another Point of View

Is onion doing?
Why doesn't the postseasOn series come in the spring
q
We II, the pork
chops begins dropping over bags OF sand
Mich, a cabbage patch
years they up before sunrise
The Detroit times., 1910-04-12

The death OF 81 people In the re-
cent Rock Island wreck at Gladbrook,
la. is TO be vindicated by the law.
Are the men 10 blame to be punish
ed? 81
No.
What then?
Why. the news butcher on the train
is In Jail.
Did he kill the victims?
No; he merely robbed the dead and
dying.
He deserves no sympathy.
But. really. TO plain folks who go
about the world in trains, il is not so
much Importance that their rings be
left on their dead fingers as that the
railroad deliver them alive at their
destination.
Do you hear any talk about prose
cutting the men who were 10 blame
for this snufting out OF 81 human
lives?
Not a word.
The Iowa railroad commission
spent two days investigating these