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Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-12-30
The Phllosonhsr Of Folly.

THE reason undertakers grow rich."
says the Philosopher OF Folly, rs that
their patrons never live to stand them
off
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-12-30
~.

IF we're as rich as you are |
wouldn't stay here to work and swell
ter"
IF | were as poor as you are 1
wouldn't have any object in staying
here to sweat and worry"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-12-30

Mrs. Torker-I hear that your hus'
band Is very generous.
Mrs Noowedd-Very! gave him
a box OF cigars for a birthday pres.
ent and he never smoked one of them.
He gave them all away to his friends
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-12-30
Dearer.

Dear heart. you're twice as dear to me
AS what you used 10 be.
Since things have doubled ut In price
You're twice as dear u me.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-12-30
A NURSERY AUTO.

Oh, the Joy of glorious teami
Beating all the powers of steam.
A crack OF the whip and OF they go.
Through the rain and through the snow
Morris tribune., 1910-11-25
Facts About Morris

State Agricultural School and Experiment Station representing
investment of $OOOOOOO adons the city and is within four
blocks of many of these lots three banks with total o
100000 and deposits of $OO churcheS free public lib
rary beautiful house, bb modern flour $4,000
SYSTEM works system owned by cy
fine electric light plant with "a hour ervce two first class hotels
and other good hoels weekly newspapers large high
school, grammar schools with manual training department;
large creamery bakery three feed ms blacksmith shops;
machine Shop three physicians DENTISTS seven lawyers
wOmen clubs county fair ground modern telephone system
with large number Of rural lines radang from this cy five rural
free delivery mail roues three grain elevators; factories;
heae good fire protection many miles of sidewalks
and beautiful we'll graded three garages wagon
pair shop laundry block factory planning MILL
beautiful lake within city limits and many fine shade all
the city.
Morris tribune., 1910-11-25

The county of Stevens Co. and commercial
central Minnesota city Of 1000 inhabitants situated 157
miles northwest of ST. Paul and Minneapolis the line of
the Great Northern and division point of the Browns Valley
branch of the c. N RY and the Little Falls division of the
Northern Pacific Ry. Has sixteen passenger trains daily besides
two exclusive mail trains.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18
Foreign.

A party of fifty Jesuits, the last or
the members of the religious orders,
were expelled from Portugal.
Crippen, the wife murderer, will
barely escape the gallows, though
given a ten-days' extension from the
original day set for his execution.
The Explorers Club in New York
has been notified that Japanese ex-
petition to the South Pole will leave
Toxic ON November Is. The expedi-
ton will use a 200-ton vessel equipped
with sails and auxiliary power and
expects to be three years in making
its long journey.
Count Boni de Casteliane, former
husband of Anna Gould, now the wife
of his cousin, Prince de Sagan, has
filed with the vatican a formal petit
ton asking the pope to confirm his
civil divorce and grant him church
divorce. Count Boni, it is said, is
suing for the hand of Miss Anna Nor
gan, daughter of J. P. Morgan
Baron de Ungern SternBurg, CORE
spondent of semi-official Austro-
Hungarian news agency, was sen
fenced by the appeal court to four
years hand labor on the charge OF
high treason. Baron Sternburg was
arrested last June by the secret police
after search of his apartments. The
police siezed his papers and the baron
was placed in confinement.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18

Il have 10 intention of closing the
saloon of any law abiding citizen who
may renew his license for the purpose
of selling his stock On hand in law
full manner. Deputy Special officer
N. A. Way who recently has been
working under direction of Brents was
transferred to Devils Lake, North Da-
kota, and has left for that place."
In response to the question as to
why Mr. Way was transferred Mr.
Brents said: Gle talked too much"
Reports have reached Bemidji that
liquor is being shipped into and freely
sold at Island Lake, Puposki, Fowlds,
Nebish and other towns north of Be-
midji in Beltrami county on the Min
nesota, Red Lake and Manitoba rail
road, and the government cannot in
terfere on the ground that these
places are outside of the Indian treaty
zone. These towns are nearer the
Indians for whose benefit the liquor
restrictions are presumed to be en-
forced than any of the Beltrami towns
in the dry belt as they are only a few
miles from the Red Lake agency.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18
Personal.

LaFollette will be reelected senator
from Wisconsin.
Five of the presidents cabinet Of
Fcers went home to vote.
Senator Beveridge Of Indiana has
been retired by the voters.
Senator Depew. in the face of de-
feat. says he is the happiest man in
New York.
Hubert Latham circled the city of
Baltimore in a twenty-five mile flight
A movement is on foot among Ken
lucky democrats to have Congress-
man-elect Caleb Powers unseated
Republicans have control of the
next Kansas legislature. In Nebraska
the situation is directly opposite.
Mayor Dahlman, late aspirant for
governorship of Nebraska, has gone
to the Missouri Springs to recuperate
Chilean Minister Cruise, en- route
for Washington, is detained at the
quarantine station because of a case
of bubonic plague discovered ON the
steamer.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18
INDIAN MATTERS TO CAPITAL.
Congressional Investigation of Counsel
Contracts at Washington.

Washington, Nov. 1.-THE congress
sional investigation of the whole ques
ton of Indian counsel contracts ha:
been shifted from the West to Wash
ington. Representative Burke OF
South Dakota, chairman of the specia
committee, who has been presiding
over hearings in various western
states, has arrived here and three OF
four of the other members will react
here in few days. The committee
is preparing for further hearings, al
which a number of Washington attor
neys engaged in Indian practice are tC
be examined. The original inquiry
has been oyershadowed, in some re
spects by the discovery of some con
tracts in which it is alleged, the fees
charged the Indians amount to 80 anG
40 per cent.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18
RAILWAYS DENYING UNCLE SAM
Fourteen Roads Resume Rate Ad
vances Already Condemned.

Washington, Nov. 17.--An attempt
by IA railroads operating between the
Mississippi and Missouri rivers to re-
sumo advances in rates already con
demned in Washington was thwarted
by suspension order announced by
the interstate commerce commission
in what is known as the Burnham
Hanna-Munger case of Kansas City.
The suspension involves a long
standing fight between St. Louis and
Kansas City jobbing interests and it
affects an immense traffic from the
east. The ultimate decision will be OF
vital Importance not only to the i'm
mediate volume Of business but as
precedent as to rate making by basic
points.
The commission ordered the class
rates from the Mississippi to the Mis-
souri, applicable on shipments moving
from points east to St Louis to Kan.
sas City and beyond. The principle
involved is that the rates from the
east to Kansas City should be lower
LAau LlAC &SStC 5dtc VI LIS IdI6S lIOLU
the east to st. Louis and st. Louis
to Kansas City.
Railroads Appealed to Courts.
The railroads appealed to the courts
and when the supreme court of the
United States sustained the commits
sion the railroads put into effect the
decreased rates. The litigation ex
tended over almost two years and
with the near expiration of a fixed
period the roads gave notice of the
contemplated restoration of the rates
which had been condemned.
The roads which filed these seized
ules include the Atchison, Topeka and
Santa Fe, Chicago and Alton, Chicago
Burlington and Quincy, Chicago Great
Western, Chicago, Milwaukee and St
Paul, Chicago and Northwestern, Chi.
cago, Rock Island and Pacific, Illinois
Central. Iowa Central, Missouri Pa
cific and the Wabash. Several hun
dred other carriers are defendants
The Burnham company is a Kansas
City jobbing concern.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18
COUNT TOLSTOl SINKS AGAIN
Physicians Say Condition Is Critical
Though Not Hopeless.

Ashtapova, Nov. 17.-Count Leo Tol
stoi's illness as diagnosed by his ply
sicians as creeping Inflammation of the
lungs. The condition of the aged au
thor is critical but not hopeless. He
experienced an increased temperature
during the night, but late today the
doctors said his temperature had fallen
to $50.
Owing to the rise in temperature
during the night it was reported that
the aged novelist had experienced an
attack of hemoptysis.
1t is said that the countess wished
to remove her husband on a special
train from Ashtapova, where he is
lodged in the hut of the railway sta
ton master, but that he refused tc
return to the home which he left, vol
unfairly, to seek solitude elsewhere.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18

estry Board, John Lind, member Min
nesota's forestry school.
w. 3. Douglas, former attorney gen
eral Of Minnesota, has outlined amend
ments to the state forestry laws for
the prevention of fires. He says many
fires have been caused by the neglect
of railroads to clear their right of way
that spark arresters should be placed
on locomotives and that there should
be law against the building of camp
fires between the dates Of April l and
November 10. These suggestions, it is
believed, will call for a protest from
the railroads and it is expected that
the conference will be hot" in keep
ing with the subsection under discus
sion.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18
EP|T0ME OF EVENTS
GENERAL NEWS AND NOTES
FRESH FROM THE WIRE.
THE STORY IN A NUTSHELL
Embracing a Condensation of Even+a
In Which Readers Generally Are
More or Less Concerned.
Washingtoi1e

Congress meets the first Monday II
December. The session will enc
March 4th.
The beginning of November mas
brought an improved condition OF gov
eminent finances. The month shows
a surplus of more than $700,00O, as
against deficit of S2,500000 a veal
ago. The total receipts to date are
nearly $7,O0O,O00 ahead OF a year age
and the disbursements are nearly
100000.
John E. Gilman, commander-in-chle1
of the Grand Army Of the Republic
appointed the court of inquiry re
ouested by Past Senior Vice Com
mander John McElroy of this city &c
investigate charges which, it is al
legged, were circulated against the lat
ter at the encampment of the GRAND
Army held at Atlantic City
After a leave of absence lasting
nearly ten years during the most OF
which time he was engaged in Arctic
exploration, Capt. Robert +. Peary
has returned to active duty in the
navy department. For the present
the famous explorer is to be engaged
as engineering expert for the de-
partment of justice in cases before
the court of claims, involving CON
structiOn work for the naval bureau
of yards and docks.
Plans for an aerial military squad
ron will be presented to congress, the
number of the air machines to be pro-
vided being left by the war depart
ment to the law makers. This was
announced by Major General Leon
ard Wood, chief of staff of the army.
Prigadier General James Allen, chief
of the signal corps, in his report to
General Wood, already has recon-
mended that twenty machines be pur'
chased at once for the army.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18
RECOUNT ON MAYORALTY.
Decision in Favor of Defeated Candi
date in Minneapolis.

Minneapolis, Nov. 17-Recountins
all the voting machines in the city will
begin Friday morning, according to the
order made by Judge Simpson on the
complaint of w. e. Satterlee, Republic
can candidate for mayor.
E. A. Force, c. J. Gotshall and Al p
Erickson were appointed referees
Mr. Force was picked by W. F. Nc
Gee, attorney for Mr.. Satterlee, Mr.
Gotshall by James O'Brien, attorney
for Mayor Haynes, and Mr.. Erickson
by Messrs. Force and Gotshall.
The recount as made will determine
the vote cast for Mayor Haynes, Mr.
Satterlee and for Thomas Van Lear
Public Ownership candidate, whose
attorney, G. 3. Leonard, applied &c
Judge Simpson for the privilege OF
having Mr.. Van Lear's figures in
Guided
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18
General.

Prominent Mexicans say it is idle
to talk of rupture with the United
States.
There is surprise in Portugal that
the United States has not recognized
the infant republic
There is a long list of New York
democrats who aspire to the coming
vacancy in the u. S. senate.
Editor Hitchcock, for u. S. senator,
has more votes than any other man
on the democratic ticket in Nebraska
Nebraska ranchmen who were in
dicted by the grand jury on the
charge of conspiracy to drive out
settlers, gave themselves up and are
out on bond.
A movement is on to deprive the
next speaker of the national house
of the committee appointing power.
Charles w. Armour believes high
prices have reached their climax, and
from now on will be ON the down
grade.
The total net revenue of the steam
railroads in the United States last
July was $73,477,590 or $30S51 per
mile against $7S,13S,043, or $335.O6
per mile of line in July of last year.
Mayor Dahlman of Omaha, who
made the race for governor of Nebras-
ka, though defeated, is not cast down.
At Anadarko, Okl., Police Chief w
G. Temple was called to his door by
an unidentified Mexican and fatally
shot
The San Juan, Porto Rico, branch
of the Union Bank of Halifax, has
been merged with the Royal Bank OF
Canada.
One hundred and four thousand
settlers entered Canada from the
United States during the last year
and $4,000 entered the United States
from Canada.
If you want to make happy the ones
you love. the quickest and surest way
is to act happy yourself. Being
gloomy because you cannot make
others happy is like killing the goose
that lays the golden egg.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18
DAILY MARKET REPORT.
Chicago Live Stock.

Chicago, Nov. 17.--Cattle-Mar
shade lower; beeves, $4.4007.
western steers, $4.10@6.60: stock
and feeders, $3.3O@5.O0; cows {
heifers, $2.2006.20; calves, $7,3
1850.
Hogs.-1OM15 lower than yes
days average; light, $7.05@7
mixed, $7.200760; heavy, $7.10@7.
rough, $7.10M7.30; good to cho.
heavy, $7.30@7.60; pigs, SG.76@7.5
Market 1Oc lower than J
terday's close; native, $2.25W4.
western, $2.5O@4.1O; yearlings, 5
5.25; lambs, native, $4.25W6.90.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18
MODS HIT NEW YORK TAxIS.
Efforts of Auto Cab People to Break
Strike Leads to Attack.

New York, Nov. 1.-THE attempt
Of the taxicab companies to break the
back of the strike lead to riot along
Fifth avenue near the entrance to
Central park. A crowd of several
hundred strikers and sympathizers at
tackled taxicab driven by a strike.
breaker.
Bricks and stones were thrown hui
before much damage had been done
police reserves dispersed the crowd
The rioters then marched on the taxi.
cabs stationed in front Of the Plazo
Savoy and Netherlands hotels and
drove them away.
Most of the taxicabs driven by
strikebreakers were guarded by po
icemen, 1900 of whom were detailed
on strike duty.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18
Twin City Markets.

Minneapolis, Nov. 17.-Wheat,
cember, $102M; May, $1.06T: NO
northern, $1.06; No. 2 northe
$1.04h; No. 1 Durum. soc: NO,
corn, 53hc; No. 3 white oats, SIX
barley, 75hc; No. 2 rye, FAC; No
fax, $2.62h.
Duluth, Nov. 17.-4heat; Decemb
$1.O4h; May, $10Sas; No. l northe
$1.05h.
South st. Paul, Nov. 17.-Cattlf
$3.50; calves, $5.00@6.00; hogs, s72'
1875; sheep, yearlings, $4.25@4.75.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18
Cav Times for BIueiackets.

London, Nov. 1.-THE visit of the
American warships to English ports is
exciting the liveliest interest in Eng
land. 1t is expected that London will
be filled with American sailors during
the next few weeks and arrangements
have been made to entertain the thou
sands of bluejackets who will come
here from Portland and Gravesend
The men of the visiting fleet will be
given all the privileges of the naval
canteen at Portland This is a court
esy never before granted to the men
of foreign ships.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18
GLASS TRUST REDUCES WAGES
DECREASE OF 80 PER CENT TO
ALL EMPLOYEES.
imperial Company Admits to Having
Controlled 60 or More
Plants.

Plttsburg, Nov. II. - The Imperial
Window Glass Company. which is I'M
dergoing liquidation under an edict of
the federal court, has issued @ state
ment in explanation Of reports that it
intended to cut wages of the workmen
30 per cent as a result Of the fines i'm
posed. The statement says:
when the ImperiaI Window Glass
Company was formed hand factories
were suffering from competition with
the machine factories. Many of them
were idle, and others were selling glass
below cost. Skilled workmen were
paid less wages than at any other time
in the history of the industry in this
country.
THE Imperial was composed of
about 600 out of the possible 100 fac
tories in the United States and its first
move after the organization was com.
pleted was to increase about Is per
cent.
Wages Were Increased.
Having worked through the fire.
of 1909 and 1910 at the increase. a
wage conference was called which end
ed in Detroit and resulted I'm an in
crease. averaging so per cent addition
al for the men. This was based on the
increased price of glass, the profit of
the Imperial being between 6 and Z
per cent This wage increase affected
about 10000 men,
Under the order of the United
States court the Imperial Glass Com
pany is now in liquidation, and as soon
as its stock Of glass is disposed of il
will surrender its West Virginia char
ter.
THAT will leave the various hand
glass companies to compete individual
ly with the machine factories
ALREADY all the hand glass Factories
are shut down with the exception of
six which are cooperative concerns.
The others have notified their men
that they can be operated only under
the old Lake Erie scale, with glass at
its present price, that is. a reduction
OF IS per cent from the wages paid by
the Imperial Glass company"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18
BREWERS WILL OBEY ORDERS
Beer Shipments to Indian Land to
Cease, They Say.

st. Paul, Nov. 1.-THE Minnesota
brewers and liquor dealers will obey
the order of the bureau Of Indian af-
fairs, which prohibits the shipping of
liquor into the Indian territory of nor h.
ern Minnesota. They will not fight
the order for the present. They are
waiting to see whether the commercial
bodies and the business interests of
northern Minnesota will take up the
fight.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18
CRoSBYS FUNERAL ON FRIDAY.
Bar Association Will Have Charge O
Last Rites at Hastings.

Hastings, Nov 1.-THE funeral
Judge F. M Crosby will be held fror
St. Luke's church on Friday at 1913
a. m, Rev. Arthur Chard officiating
1t will be conducted under the auspice,
of the Dakota County Bar association
and it is expected the Goodhue count
bar members will also be present
The interment will be at Lakeside.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18
CATHOLICS HIT SOCIALISM.
Church Federation RoundIy Denounces
Propaganda in New Orleans.

F'VF@U0h0~ III tNCW SfiSAuSs
New Orleans, Nov. 1.-THE Ameri
can Federation of Catholic societies
began the last day of it's annual con
ventton here with the consideration OF
reports of the committee on education
al, religious and social subjects
Among other things Socialism was
roundly denounced. Substantial en-
couragement was given to Catholic ed
ucatiOnal institutions.
Protest against the Portuguese gov
eminent "for its aggressive and un
friendly attitude toward the Roman
Catholic church. was formulated.
President Edward Penney of Brook
lyn, it was forecasted, would be re
elected without opposition.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18
EARTHQUAKES Stir Pacific.

London, Nov. 17.-Scientists report
the depths of the Pacific ocean are in
a state of great upheaval Heavy
earth shocks have been recorded dur.
ing the past two days, apparently oc.
curing in the regions north of New
Zealand
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18
Farmer Dies at Own Grave.

Bloomington, ILL.,, Nov. 17.-Cris
Frederick, retired farmer, bought a
cemetery lot and monument and
mailed a check to an undertaken with
instructions to find the body on the
lot. Fredericks body was found there
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18
Old Indian Fighter Dice.

Champaign, ILL.,, Nov. 17.-Lieuten
ant Colonel Edmund Gustav Fechet
U. S. A., retired, died from heart dis
ease. He was famous Indian fight
er and was in charge Of troops which
killed Sitting Bull
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18
Judues of Election Indicted.

Portsmouth, Va, Nov. 1.-THE
Portsmouth grand jury returned
indictments against six judges of cleo.
ton in the Democratic congressional
primary of August %, for alleged vot.
ing of dead and absent people.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18
A Democrat in California.

Los Angeles, Nov. II. - Gai1torr
will send one Democrat and seven +
rublicans to the next house Of rep
sentatives, instead Of solid front
Republicans, as was supposed.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18
Government Grain Elevators Uraed.

Government Grain Elevators Urged.
Winnipeg, Nov. 1.-THE Saskatche,
wan government elevator commission,
which has been investigating the
grievances of farmers relating to the
storage of wheat, reported in favor OF
a government system of elevators.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18
Aviator "a Aid German Arnnv.

New York, Nov. 17.-Orville Wright.
the aviator, has sailed for Europe tc
help Emperor William improve the
aerial equipment Of the imperial Ger
man army.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1910-11-18
More Carneuie Generosity.

Pittsburg, Nov. II. - Andrew Ca
negie will celebrate his 18TH birthda
by making a gift of $3,500,090 to tx
Carnegie Technology schools in Pitt
burg.