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Adyertising Men Adjourn.

Omaha, July 21.--The convention of the Associated Advertising clubs of America closed today with the seoc- tion of Boston for the meeting place In 1911, and elected the following of- ficers President, Samuel c. Dobbs, Att lanta; vice president, I. H. Sawyer. St.
 Louis; secretary P. s. Floreas Indian apolis; treasurer, M. q. Martin, Min neaoplis. A new executive committee
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American Ships nt Gibraltar

Gibraltar, July 21.. .- The United States naval academy squadron, con- sisting of the battleships Iowa, Massa- chuetts and Indiana, with the 400 mid shipmen in charge of Commander Clark. arrived here today from Mar seilles.
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New Orleans, July 21.-Spot cotton quiet, 3-16 lower; sales on the spot, 34s bales: to arrive, none. Low ordinary, |11 9-16 nominal; ordinary 12as nominal; good ordinary 13 1916: strict good ordin- ary, IA 3-16; low middling, IA; strict low middlns. IA; middling. 15; strict mid ding, 15 3-16; good middling. 15ss; strict good middling, 15 9-16 midding fair. I15 11-16; middling fair to fair, 16 1-16; fair 16 T-16 nominal; Reeepts. 1925; stock, 53340
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Liverpool Cotton Market

Liverpool, July 21.-Cotton-Spot in fair demand; prices 1 points higher. Ameri- can middling fair, Sold; good middling, S21d; middling. s.07d; low mddling. 797d; good ordinary, 7.7ld; ordinary, 7.46d
 The sales of the day were 4000 bales of which 1000 were for speculation and export. and included 3S00 American. Re ceipts 5000 bales, including 2000 Ameri- can
 Futures opened steady and closed barely steady. July, I77d; August. 7661sd; August-September 7.41d; Septem- ber-October, 7.O5d October November, 6sSd: November-Dec 6.7S1ad; De- cember-January 6.7ed: January -Febru- ary. 6.75d; February March. 6741ad; March-April. 6.74d; April-May, 6731hd; May June, 67S1sd.
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PnnIfrx nnd Game

Corrected by Garrett X Hine) Hens-Medium, 40d5Oc; live, per lb., 15c. Large flyers, 30d35c; mediums 20125c. smalls 12m121kc; per h.. 2oc.
 Ducks, 25m30c guineas. Soc: roosters, SOc Eggs, lie; fresh candled. 19c
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Cash quotations were as folloW. Flour-Firm.
 Rye-No. 2, soc.
 Barley-Feed or mixing. 52@60c; fair to choice maltng. 64@70c.
 Flax Seed-No. 1 southwestern, 2.45 No. northwestern, $255
 Timothy Seed, $450@5.25
 Clover, $12.
 Mess Pork-Per barrel, $26.00026.50. Lard-Per 100 pounds, $11721h.
 Short Ribs Sdes-Loose $11 11.S71a612.25. Short Clear Sides-Boxed, s13.00M1S.25. Butter-Easy; creameries. 23@29c; dali ries, 23d26c.
 Eggs-Steady; receipts. 5244 cases; at mark, cases included 12d14c; firsts, 15c, prime firsts, lie.
 Cheese = Steady; Daisies. 154G1Gc; Twins, 15@15hc Young Americas, 15hQ 16c; Long Horns, 16m16Ac.
 Potatoes-Choice to fancy, 63@65c; fair to good. 5sG6oc.
 Poultry-Steady; turkeys, 2oc; live fowls. 1A1sc; springs, 17c.
 Veal-Steady; 50 to 60lb. wts., sGSMc; 60 to s5-lb wts., sa9hc; so to 110-lb. wts., 10 @1012c.
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LOCAL QUOTATIONS
Pig Iron
Scrap Iron

Corrected by Rust Iron Co)
 Dealers are offering the following prices for scrap iron, f. O. b. ears, Bir- mingham, Ala: S9@10 G. F.
 No. 1 mixed furnace scrap. gross ton, s9@1U c. F.
 No. 1 mixed sawmill scrap, gross ton. $9010 G. F.
 No. 1 mixed country scrap, gross ton. $S.50@950 G. F.
 No. 1 local scrap in less than carload lots gross ton, ss.50@ 9.5O G. F.
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HURDARD BROS. 6 GO.
 COTTON MnRCHANTs,

Hanover Square, New York. NEMBERS-New York Cotton Ex- change, New York Coffee Exchange, New Orleans Cotton Exchange Chicago Board of Trade, Associate Members liverpool Cotton Association.
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la;Mda a7;lil3;&]

Of Every Manufacturers Make TIT WILL PAY YOU TO CONSULT Uo
 f We Repair All Makes REBUILT TYPEWRITER CO., no Nfrth 21st St. ,. A. RATE, Ngr. Bell Phone bzo1. BsrnInghan. Ala
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New York Cotton Futures.
Daily Cotton Movemnt

Galveston: Quiet; middling, 14& C.; stock, S769; coastwise, 1472.
 New Orleans: Quiet; middling, 15c net receipts, 1925; gross receipts, 1925; sales, 671 stock. 53,34o; continent |175O. ssz--F
 Mobile Quiet, middling. 14%c; net re seipts, 7S; gross receipts, 7S; stock, 1153.
 Savannah Nominal midding. 15 h e; net receipts, 1773; gross receipts, 1773; stock, 11,532; coastwise( 7101.
 Charleston Nominal net receipts, 664 gross receipts, 6e4; stock, 2765
 Wilmington: Quiet; stock, 5S3.
 Norfolk Firm middling, 15ac; net receipts, 3O76 gross receipts, 3O76; sales, 18 stock, 9379 coastwtse, 1920
 Baltimore: Nominal middling, 15 7sc; stock, 3126.
 New York. Quiet; middling, 16c; net receipts, 1147. gross receipts, 23,115; sn'es, 10,645; stock, 151,243; continent, 451s.
 isoston: Quiet; middling, 16c; net re- ceipts, Il gross receipts, l. stock, 3f70; Great Britain, 31; continent TO.
 Philadelphia: Steady; middling, 16.25c; stock, S61; continent, 300.
 Pensacola. Net receipts, 294 gross receipts, 294; continent, 294.
 Total today at all ports. net 799S; Great C n Britain s1' continent Sssa; stock 24,242.
 Consolidated at all ports. net 49,Gol: Great Britain, 7656; Frayace 41e7; con tinent, 9367.
 Total since September 1 at all ports, net 7,259,56S Great Britain, 2,31s,153, France, SS3,916; continent, 2,5S6,055; Ja- pan, 93,126; Mexico, 1S,S24.
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 Fruits and Produce


 Corrected by Douglas Bros.) Apples.Country, $1 bu Oranees-Californa, $37594. Pineapples, B. 75. Lemons-Fancy, s6d6 50. Lmes-Imported, per 100. 75edsl. Irish PotatoesINew stock, per bushel. 75dS5c Sweet Potatoes-Choice, per bu., s1.1o: per barrel, s2.S5. Cabbag age-virginia, % h. Onions-New Louisiana Sc per pound Navy Beans-Choice Michigan, per bu., $3 .00.
 Lima Beans-Per lb. Sc. Peas-Virginia Buckeye. per bu., 8 .50 Spanish Onions-Per crate, s1.6O Texas, per crate, g.
 Celery-Faney. per crate. s2.50; per dozen, 75c.
 Tomatoes-Florida. per crate, ss63 New snap beans, per hamper, s1df .25 Peaches-Georgia, per crate, s191 50; Alabama. per crate, s1d1.50. Blackberries, per crate, s2. Watermelons-Florida each, 15d25c. Cantaoupes-Florida. per crate, g.
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st. Louis Grain

St. Louis. July 21.-Wheat futures low CT; July $1.O5A: September, s1.o4A; De- cember, SLOT Corn higher; September, esikc; December, 59s4c. Oats higher; Sep tember. 37lkc; December, 3S%c. Cash wheat lower; track No ed. s106Q1 .0S, No 2 hard. $1.0S@1 1211. Corn firm; track No. ?, s4lsc; No. white, Sic. Oats, cash, firm. track No. ?, 43c; No. white, 47c.
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Kansas City Grain

s ,O2. September. s1 o2ls@1.o2A; December,
 sl .osss sellers. Corn. July, 62Ac; Septem- Der. 617sc; December, 57asc; May, 6Qltc Cash wheat. No. hard, $1.041Ad105; No.
 red. s103G1.05. Corn, No. mixed, 6Sc; No. white. 66c. Oats, No. white, 411 42c. No mixed 35Q37c.
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FIonr md Feed.tufr.

Brains, Sc; beef livers, 7lAc. Pork sausage, 111se.
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Local Cotton Market
NIentS

Corrected by Southern Beef and Pro-
 vision Company Lard, 14ssc; compound, 10c. Clear bellies, 141sm16c Rib bellies, 14hM15Ac D. s. short ribs, 14m14a4c. D. S. fat backs. 13Ac. Smoked clear bellies. 171sc; fancy, 1s1sc. Hams, smoked, 19Q20c; California, 13rsc. Bacon, fancy, 27iac; medium, 24e. Pork. loins, 15c; spare ribs, He. Ham butts, He; Boston butts, 13Hc.
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New Orleans Cotton Futures.

tion 1 point down, August 3 points cp and the new crop months to points down.
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Dry Goods

New York, July 21.-The cotton goods market held steady and retained the gains of the early part of the week. Jobbers' sales are fair for this period of the season. Mems wear for spring has been opened at reductions varying from 10 to 20 cents yard on staples.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-07-22

$6 0o617.75; stockers, s3.25d5e5; Texas and Indian steers, s4.00@7.40; cows and heif- CTS, $3.5Gd54O.
 Hogs-Receipts. 52OO; market 10@15c higher. Pigs and lights, $S.2o@9.00; pack CTS, $s.500S.75 butchers and best heavy, &. 60QS.90.
 Sheep-Receipts, 31O0; steady Native muttons, s350Gi475; lambs, $5.00@6.75; stockers. g. 2.5O@35o
 Kansas City, July .-Cattle-Receipts. 9000, including 5000 southerns: market steady to 15c lower. Dressed beef and ex- port steers, $6. 9odS.00; fair to good, s4.60@ 675; southern cows, $2.75@4.10; southern steers, $5.50@5. .65.
 Hogs-Receipts. 5000; market 10415c higher Bulk of sales, sS.5Gd8.S0; heavy, sS. 4OaS 55; packers sS.6OdS.75; light. $8.650Q SS5.
 Sheep-Receipts. 14,000; market 10@15c higher Lambs, $425@500; yearlngs, $4.25 M5OO; wethers, $3.50@4.25; ewes, B. 40d400; stockers, $2.50@4.00.
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Hubbard Bros. & Co.'S Letter

New York. July 21.-tSpecial)- )-Advices from abroad were much better than ex- pected, Liverpool higher and Manchester firmer On this the opening was good. but after some active trading the ad- vance was lost. and the market became easier and dull. the obstacle to the ad- vance being the ideal weather conditions, the most satisfactory for some weeks. This deters would-be buyers. The bull clique is still v'giant. hut has few new followers. and support appears necessary to encourage further buying. Should the weather continue favorable. the trade apparently would incline to the short side. The bureau report of August ? Is now talked about.
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Interior Movemnt

Houston: Quiet; middling. 14Ac; net receipts, 297; gross receipts, 297; ship ments. 367; sales, S4; stock, 7411.
 Augusta: Quiet; middling, 15%c; net receipts 210; gross receipts, 210 sales, 59: stock, 4210.
 Memphis: Steady, middling, To 1s C. net receipts, 116; gross receipts, SSs; shipments, 223; sales, 225; stock, 12,- 806.
 St. Louis: Quiet; middling, 15c gross receipts. 2572; shipments, 3o25; sales, 5 stock, S062.
 Cincinnati: Net receipts, 364; gross receipts, 364; shipments 33S; stock, SS75.
 Little Rock: Quiet. middling, 141sc; net receipts. PTS; gross receipts, 27s; shipments, 203; stock. 65S1. Louisville. Firm: middling, 15Mc.
 Total today Net receipts, 1265; gross receipts, 406O; shipments, 4154; sales, 373; stock, 47,915.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-07-22

Fiour anu Feedsfuhs
 Corrected by Tennessee Mill Co., Nellie King four per barrel, s5.75. Bolted meal, per 90-lb sack, s1.6S No. corn, per bushel, Sic. White oats, per bushel, 57c. Pure wheat shorts, s30. Pure wheat bran, s2S 1o0-lb. c. s. hulls, per ton. s1s. Prime C. s. meal per ton, BPS. C. g. feed meal. per ton, s26 No. 1 timothy hay, per ton. s2S. Mixed alfalfa and Johnson grass, SIS. Green alfalfa, s23 Corn chops. per S0-lb. sack, s1 50. Flour in wood, 16e higher
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Official Quotations Birmingham Stock Exchange

the 52s,sOO shares.
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Cotton Seed OH

New York, July 21.-The cotton seeA oil market was quiet and unsettled for the near positions due to cover bidding by shorts in July and small offeXings and projections of oil rendered. The late months were quiet and steady. The mar ket closed irregular at a decline of 15c to an advance of % with sales of 2900 bar rels September, S6S.O2c October, 1880 735c; November, .6.79d6.s1c; December 654Q6. 5Sc. Prime crude, nominal; prime summer yellow, S.506S.75c prime winter yellow S50Qs.50c; prime summer white, S2511Oc.
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Naval StOres
 Savannah, Ga., July H.-Turpentine, nothing doing; last sales 691ac; receipts, Ss9; shipments, 2S; stock, 12,9S4 Rosin, firm; receipts 2952; shipments, 123O; stiock, 66 511; sales, 1906. Quote: B, $5.60@5.S0; D, s5 75d5. 80; E, $5S0Q15S5; F, s5.s0@5 30; G, s5 s5a5. .sol/H. S. 5.s5a6.oo: ]. ss K. $6.05; NJ, s640; N ss.50; VIC, s6.7O@6So;, wv, $67o. Charleston, S. C., July N.-Turpentine, quiet 691kc. Rosin. Quote: ABC $5.s0; D, s. 10; F, $5.S0; F, $5.s21a@5s5; G, $5so@ 5.9O: H, s5.solk I, s5.95; K, s6.o5; M.s6.35; N, s6.5O; VIC, s6.65: wv, $6.75.
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!. A. Caldwell, Secretary
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-05-13
suRT. REEpEs AUTO

Per E. H. LoUNsBURY.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-05-13
A Badly Upset Wife.

Woman who has been married
seven years recently cleaned out a
writing desk drawer that belonged TO
her father whose death occurred a
few months ago and came across a
bundle of receipts as big as a mans
arm tied with red tape, and marked
on the outside For Mary She
opened them and saw that they We're
receipts for her trousseau bills. The
woman's best dress now is a 80 cent
wool. made by herself and she has
worn it two years When she read in
the receipts of lace she had put on
a corset cover that eost 81 a yaz-
she grabbed for Q tan but had q fl
before she reached it. Sjss revived
some what, but again scatter ed rugs
over the floor when she read that her
wedding gloves cost her father sac,
ana her hose cost him SAT. She wears
= cent hose now. and fairly foaTned
at the nou.h When she zeaiized that
some of her wedding hose cost So .
pair. And when she came across
receipt for ST. for embroiderine
sheet she tore out all the hair she had
pinned on her head, and was begin
ming on that which grew there when a
uncOnsciousnese overlook
her Her last thought was of the
sum total Of the rousseau. and those
figures swimming before her eyes, and
her husbands voice srumbling in the
next room because the monthly gas
bill was 80 cents more than q month
ago. proved Too Muchl She Was
Nineteen Hours Coming To.+Atchison
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-05-13

The Second company. Governors
Foot Guard. of New Haven, will have
q fine visit in Richmond, Va. and
will hold up their end of the states
reputation. They are. to New Haven
and this part of the state what the
Putnam Phalanx is to Hartford and
the north, and should the two ever
unite their forces in a simultaneous
endeavOr along the same line, the
Ancient and Honorable survivors of
Miles Standish's old corps in Massa-
chusetts will find that they have met
their match. The Richmond Blues
are to receive the feeters.'' and their
combined influence will be likely to
impart an ensanguined hue to the
good old southern cry. The Foot
Guards have been in Richmond before
and know the ropes Bridgeport
Standard
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-05-13
PUTNAM PHALANX
Discusses Plans for Worcester Visit
on June 18th.

The Worcester trip of the Putnam
Phalanx was the principal subject for
discus sion at the meeting of the
PhalanX at the aTmory Flsday evening
According TO the present plans of the
Phalanx, The members viii go to Wor-
cester, Mass. Bunker Hill day. June
il, accompanied by Governor Weeks
and staff. as the guests of the W~r-
cester Continentais. The trip will be
made by a special train leaving Hart
ford at 8 o'clock in the morning, ar
irving in Worcester at about zoos
o'c-ock. AT Worcester the Fhalanx
will be Joined by the Amoskeag Vet
Grams of Manchester y. H-Who will
also be the guests Of the ContinentaIs.
The forenoon Viii ne scent in the city
and an elaborate program in the OBJ
servance of Bunker Hill day will be
carried out, the two visiting companies
taking part in the exercises. In the
afternoon the program calls for a trip
out to one Of Worcester's beautiful
suburban lakes where an afternoon of
sport viii be enjoyed. The closing
event of the day will be a banquet
that viii take place in the city and at
which viii be present Gov. Eben S.
Draper and staff of Massachusetts
Gov. Frank B. Weeks and staff of Con-
necticut. Many other speakers of note
Wlll>also be in attendance.
All the arran gements for the trip
are being prepared by the executive
committee of the PhaIanx
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-05-13
AFTER SPEEDERS.
Secretary of State Rogers to Keep
Tabs on Reckless Motorists.


The following communication from
the secretary of state has been is
sued:
Secretary of States Office.
State Capitol.
Hartford. Conn, May 5, 1910
Dear Sir: The frequent complaints
and newspaper articles have so great
1y Increased with regard to reckless
driving and have come so increasingly
at this Office that we desire to request
the cooperation of your office in the
information which you must be able
to possess upon a conviction for viO-
lation of the motor vehicle laws, espe-
cially With regard to reckless driving.
May we ask that when you find the
general reputation of the person con-
victed to be careless or in your opinion
am unfit person to hold a license. in
addition to the endorsement of the
court. upon such licenses as required
by Section 20, Chapter 211, Public Acts
of 1909. yon inform US, that we can the
more readily act in either the suspen-
sion or revocation of licenses.
Thanking you for past favors, we
remain, very truly yours.
MATTHEW r. ROGERS,
Secretary.
Per E FL LOJJNSBURY
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-05-13
LEGAL NOTICES.

AT COURT OF PROBATE HELD
a I Norwich within and for the District
of Norwich, on the 18th day of May.
A. D. 1910
Presen t-NELSON j. AYLING. Judge.
Estate of n. Austin Ladd late of
Franklin, in said District. deceased.
The Administrator appeared in Court
and filed a written application alleging
that said estate is now in settlement
in said Court. and praying for an order
to sell certain real estate belonging to
said estate, fully described in said
application
Whereupon. it is Ordered. That said
application be heard and determin ed
at the Probate Court Room in the City
of Norwich, in said District, on the
18th day OF May. A. D. 1910 at 3
o'clock in the afternoon, and that no
tIce of the tendency of said applica-
ton and of said hearing thereon. be
given by the publication of this order
once in some newspaper having a cir
culation in said District at least three
days prior to the date of said hearing,
and that return be made to the Court.
NELSON J. AYLING. Judge.
The above and foregoing is a true
copy of record.
Attest: FANNIE c. CHURCH
may13d Clerk.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-05-13

Agricultural Training.

Many people are convinced that run
ming farm is just a easy as running
a newspa per- It is-and no easier.
Bitter experience has Taught thou
sands of men that successful Journal
ism demands . knack which is not to
be acquired from textbooks, and thou
sands Of others have learned from
equally bitter experience that agricul-
ture Is a science rather than a dump
ing ground in which persons who have
failed ia other lines of endeavor may
achieve success either without any
knowledge Of the business. or with a
mere theoretical 'knowledge.' which
is often worse than no knowledge at
all The attention paid 10 asricul-
turai training in schools by the re-
cent southern educational conference
at Little Rock is significant that
while agricultural colleges are doing
n highly valuable work of training
young people for correct and profitable
farming. comparatively few boys who
ought q become successful farmers
have the opportunity of securing
college course in that branch; and
that secondary schools may perform
an excellent service by giving some
special instruction. at least. tending to
impress on the youthful mind the dig
nilx Of agriculture and the fine OPP
portuniJies il offers.-Mancheste I'm
ION
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-05-13
ANNOUNCEMENTS
BREED THEATER.
- Rich Revenge California siosraph
Comedy.

As one OF the features at the Breed
Tneater last evening was shown the
fasV mating BiOgraph comedy. entitled
A Rich Revenge, and the large audi
erce showed their great appreciation
Of its many screa minsly funny points,
BY frequent and prolonged applause 1t
is a pretty story of a California girl,
y no has TWO suitors. but faVors one
more than other. and later marries
him and settles down on a little farm
The rejected sutton looking for re-
Nenge. goes To the village store where
the new farmer viii sell his produce,
and gets the buyers to boycot him,
and refuse to buy Of him. and going to
the Young farmers irrigated farm. Sc
cretly turns some oil into the fluTne.
filing the irrigation trenches and ru
lining the crop The bride and groom
are discouraged but "A passing specuIa-
tor sees the oil on The land and hur-
RES to the pair and offers $4,000 for
the land The young pair eagerly ae-
cept il and are of bound in an auto
for the east before the Speculation dis
covers thai he has purchased lemon
patch
The Tongue OF Scandal is one of the
most human stories seen on any screen
and meets with tumultuous applause
Miss Sei0ert sings the delightful bal
Isd You're as Pretty as a Picture, and
thoroughly pleases her many admirers-
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-05-13
The Worlds Only War.

Just what the precise grievance is
thar has led the Albanians to resist
the regime Of the Young Turks at
Constantinople is not set forth with
cIearness in dispatches from Turkey.
One report Is that they wanted to lss-
instate Abdul the Damned.
The cause of the revolt is not i'm
0ortant TIE Albanians have always
been a turbulent people and have not
improved much in recent generations
ore pretext is as likely TO serve as an
excuse for an uprising as another.
As the only place on the globe where
war on any considerable scale is
nov being prosecuted conditions in
Nicara qua have passed beyond the
stage Of respectful Ole warfare. if they
ever Appropriated that stage-the at
tention Of the world probably will be
centered on Albania during the con-
tinuance Of the troubles. The insurg-
ents seem to be in possession of
wide area OF country and TO be estab-
Hshed in a number Of important towns.
AfbanianE. many of whom have en-
braced Mohammedanism have long
been conceded to make the best SOL
dfers II the Turkish army and the
uprising presents the most serious
problem the Young Turks have been
called on TO solve in the early days of
their power.-St. Louis Republic.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1910-05-13
VIEWS AND VARIETIES
Clever Sayings

why Is she hurrying out of the
room with her pet parrot Her
husband is taking down the stove
Brownings Magazine.
SilHcus-Do you believe there is
honor among thieves? cynicus--No
they are just as bad as other people
Philadelphia Record.
rrayhiil-They say fortune raps
on every mans door at some time.
Broadway well. she hasn't so much as
celled me up by telephone Smart
Set.
"'rhen you don't want to leave foot
prints on the sands Of time2' Nix"
answered !, the politician, guardedly.
IAN ] want is to cover up my tracks"
-Jhuse
School Trustee-Remember chill
dren. Michael Angelo often worked for
months on a singue curve. Willie
batyergivinus? Never heard OF the
bush leagueri-Puck.
The COW had Just jumped over the
moon. II have no patience with the
folks who are afraid of the comet" she
cried. Bring 1t on,"-N. Y. Sun.
Il cannot live hut a week longer
without your. Foolish talk. duke.
How can you nix on a specific length
of time?" ne landlord fix on il, miss,
not L"-Louisviile, courier-Journal.
\ King Arthur has just invented the
Round Table. Maybe lie can invent a
bureau drawer where the huband can
tiently they waited for the towering
of genius-N. y. Sun.
what Is the matter with you thig
morning, Della p asked Mrs. Wise. OF
maam," replied the servant girl III
the terrible earache have this morns
in "Ahl you should be careful
Della. All the keyholes in. this house
are very draushty. Stand
ard.
First Aapehe ito friend outside
PRISON. What were you i'm for2"
Second Apache-"Maloing a hole IN a
coat First Apache-fAnd you got
run i'm for that2'" Second Apache
Yes: you see there was a man inside
it"-Pele MeIe.
woodley-It's hard for US who are
accustomed TO speak only English to
pronounce some Of these French
words that are SO commonly used.
Wise-Oh / don't think so. Woodley
You don't2 Then how do you pro
noiince "embonpoint ?" Wise-FatI-
Catholic Standard and Times.