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The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-06-02
Reflections.


especially young children, while
others have a decidedly strong vein
of humor. The late Marx Twain
was the most celebrated humorist
the world has known for many
years. If want genuine humor,
spontaneous humor, you will find
it in abundance in Erin's Isle. Most
humorists are optimis.s and near
ly all humorists are popular. Wit
and hnmor are magnetic. They at.
tract attention and serve AS g tonic
to melancholia.
Sometime ago a correspondent
of a London daily paper arranged
a list Of sentences illustrating the
mistakes which pupils perpetrate
unconsciously, and as the school
boy ''howler' is always popular, |
take the liberty of copying few
in this column. They are excel
lent "howlers and will raise a
laugh. Here they are:
"Women's suffrage is the state
of suffering to which they are
born.'
The earth is an obsolete sphe-
roid.'
Lord Raleigh was the first man
to see the Invisible Armada
''Shakespeare founded As You
Like 1t on a book previously writ
ten by Sir Oliver Lodge"
"Tennyson wrote In NJ moran
dunn
"King George V has no claim by
geological right to the English
throne
George Eliot left a wife and
children to mourn his genii."
"The capital of Russia is ST Pc
tersburg on the Duma.''
''Tbe List Act of 1873 was passed
to keep Roman Catholics out of
public houses (saloons. J"
Henry tdiedof eating paltreys. .
''Louis XVI uas gelatined dur
ing the French Revolution.
The Rhine is boarded by wood
ed mountains.
Gender shows whether man
is masculine, feminine or neuter. :"
flames / died from argue"
"An angle is triangle with only
two sides.
"Algel 'raica symbols are used
when you don't know what you are
talking about"
GEOMETRY teaches us to bisex
angles
Parallel lines are the same dis.
lance ali the way and do not me ct
unless you bend Them
"The whale is an amphibious
animal, because it lives on land
and dies in the water
ga parallelogram is cure made
Of four parallel straight lines
';Horse power sthe distance ono
horse can carry apound of water in
an hour"
''The magnesium salt in the sea
creates the effervescence when the
tide comes in"
''If the air contains more than
100 per cent Of carbolic acid it is
very injurious TO health.
"Gravitation is that which if
there were none we should all fly
away"
The press today Is the month
organ of the people
"a vacuum is large empty
space where the Pope lives
Martin Harvey invented th e
circulation of the blood"
"a deacon is the lowest kind of
Christian
"The Isles Of Greece were al
ways quarrelling as to which was
the birthplace of Homer: Chaos
has the most right to claim him"
From the above examples we
readily observe that the bumor is
unconscious. Once a certain school
lrgirl was called TO al adjacent town
to take charge OF two young chill
Il ran whila their mother affnud nC
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-06-02
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The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-06-02

ADVICE TO YOUNG WOMEN: Get married and keep
your eyes hafcosed for the next ten years thereaf
ter. That policy will put divorce the extra duty
list.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-06-02

ADVICE TO MARRIED WOMEN: To be on the safe
side b. good housewife and don't watch your hus-
band too closely as long he issa good piovider.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-06-02

VARIOUS WRITERS are just waking up to the fact
that the mothers of the world raised them and for
that reason are entitled to some credit
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-06-02

INDIVIDUALS who pass their opinions the often
est usually least capable Of expressing intel
ligent thought on any subject
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-06-02

A MAN who takes pride in waowiny in his own
,iciousness is his own worst enemy.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-06-02

HUMAN DERELICTs on the Ocean Of Disaster
re generally human, anyway.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-06-02

AN ILLIrERATE person is the first to uss big
words. The man ofeducation express his thoughts
in monosy tables, as rule.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-06-02

FRIENDSHIP is sincerity: No one can be friend
who is not sincere.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-06-02

THE BRAeGARr loves to listen to his own voice.

To BE BIG it is not necessary to act big
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-06-02

CHRISTIAN CHARITY is much preached but little
practiced by many
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-06-02

ADVICE TO MARRIED WOMEN: To be on the safe
side b. good housewife and don't watch your hus
band too closely as long as he isa goodplovder.
VARIOUS WRITER'S are just waking up to the fact
that the mothers of the world raised them and for
that reason are entitled to some credit.
INDIVIDUALS who pass their opinions the often
est usually least capable Of expressing intel
ligent thought on any subject.
AN ILLITERATE person is the first to uss big
words The of education express bis thoughts
in monosy Tables, as a rule.
A MAN who takes pride in wallowiny III lis own
vicousness is his own worst enemy.
HUMAN DERELICTs on the Ocean of Disaster
are generally human, anyway.
FRIENDSHIP is sincerity: No one can be IA friend
who is not sincere.
CHRISTIAN CHARITY is much preached, but little
practiced by many.
To MAKE things worse than they are is not cred
table to any :.s.f fses=
A GOOD writer generally possesses sn expansive
mind.
THE BRAGGART loves to listen to his own voice
TO Re BIG it is not necessary to net "big'
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-06-02

TO MAKE things worse than they are is not ere
table to any one. @f 6zsssk
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21
MANY CRAZY
MEN AROUND
Lunatics Being Gathered In
And Forwarded to n.
sane asylum,

Several cases of insanity are TAX
thg M the time of DR.. Emerson and
the sheriff at present, and no less
than three men are now held at the
police station for investigation,
Three different nationallttcs arc
represented. and Russian, japanese
and Hawaiian Interpreters are re-
quired,
The Japanese patient was caught
by the night Waterman at the pine
apple canpery at Iwilei. the man
was noti ed prOwling around the
place, and was hoard singing. on
being accoSted by the watchmao,
the Japanese said he wanted a job
IN the cannery hecabsG he could
sing. DIR. ga,erSCn will find nice
job nor the subject OF the Mikado,
and It will be with Dr. Peterson at
the asylum.
The crazy Russian II IN II differ
ent class. He Is no singer, but
thinks that he is Marathon run
ner. lie goes to extremes. how
ever, as regards athletic garments,
and has been In the habit of train
ing around Thomas Square. CARRIED
as nature fitted him out when he
came into this world. Host Peter
son will see To IL that the Ski gets
all the running he wants at tho
asylum in future.
The third individual was Just an
ordinary batty native, who had
brought on an attack through too
much dago rcd. The Hawaiian Is
weak-minded. and course of treat
ment at his temporary home on Asy-
lum road will 1T him out for fresh
tryout against alleged grape juice.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21
S0AP-B0X CALLED
INTO HARD USAGE
Democrats Cheer Arguments
That Bear Signs Of
I Old Age,

"One OF the papers said yesterday
that | initiated Bryan and changed
one of his sayings TO suit the condi'
tions In Hawaii" yelled the photo en-
larging politician at noon time today
Such argume nts and hot air pleased
a bunch Of democrats, who assembled
at the corner of Bethel and KinG
street today. The speaker made a
great spiel about wages, but forgot tC
mention that II free trade had sway
there would he no wages at all
Neither would the man who blows IL
from the Coast every year or so. be
able to make a good living out Of
people who really cannot afford hi
ornate cnlargemcnts and frames IL
surround them,
The SPEAKER became annoyed wher
one OF the crowd likcned him TO thu
dynamiters who blew up the Los An
Eeles Times. Still he ranted on, say
Ing nothing that was sensible, fol-
nearly an hour. At the finish th'
speaker called for three cheers for tn,
Democratic party, and "a few feeble
voices were heard from some of the
unterrltied. n.r' Is.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21
IMPROVEMENT J,
TO Be RUSHED
New Warehouse Started =
Plans for Building Are
Abandoned.

Work will be started at once OF
the Brewer Estates property or
Fort and Hotel streets, plans fol
which were announced some time
ago. n number of old shacks In
the vacant lots back of the Airing
ton roonlng hou,'. Benson Smith
drag store and the stores in the
same block are now being tori
down.
The improvements will be rushed
through, and plans have ALREADY
been completed by j. II. Craig 70,
the warehouse, which will have
about 5000 square feet of flool
space. Benson Smith and Henr!
May & Go. will occupy the ware
house Jointly.
The Brewer Estate management
this morning abandoned plans thai
have been contemplated for SOM
time to erect modern business
block on the corner Of Fort ant
Hotel streets. This would have ne
| cegsitated tearing down the build
ing now occupied by the drug-stor'
/ and several other shops. but afte
discussion the idea was abandoned
]. II. Gait of the Hawaiian. Trus
Company, agents of the estate, salt
this morning that no new buildings
other than the warehouse, are nov
contemplated.
| Tho warehouse will be two-stor
with basement, and will have a sub
terranean entrance from May
Co.'ss A special sewer system I
serve the entire property has bee
designed.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21
PASSENGERS eooKep

Per stmr Claudine. for Hawaii and
ua,, norts or 2l.-Mrs. Clement,
Mrs q R,he n e Gresham. II. w.
NJ Mist Mrs C. H. price, NJ. p.
Gomez. Mrs Rodrieues
per s,mr Kinau for Kauai ports,
Oct 2h-G y Wilcox Rev l..
Xrou Mira w T. Hall w. scbiI.
limo
For strm cIoudine. for Hawaii
ana Mani norts oct 21.-Mrs A.
u MAYNARD Mrs Clement. Mrs F.
Rese Mrs q Robe II Coke. Il.
Murnhv Miss A. Kaleikoa. II. c.
crossman T. V King. Mrs, C. H.
Pierce. NJ p Gomez. w. NJ. Flack.
Mrs Rodripuez Mrs w A. Ander.
son L. w. Lenhart. J. +. Shaw, S.
Smith.
per NJ N g uiIonian for San
Irr,ncisco Oct 2o-rIr ood Mrs CouI.
tor NJ Miller Mr. and Mrs. Lands.
Per p N 8 8. Korea. for Sar
Fran isco Oct 22-Miss / n IT.
win col n uawes Miss Grace
Moorobead Mise Alice Roth A. T.
po,png Mrs Nro,hroo,to "A n.
Tron,,agon Mice peterso, Mrs /
IInn,or u,rr,yon Miss n Movherry
Too ~ Md 'p,yuor sh,rn II r.
uat,orrr Me william Mrs y
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21
LOCAL and GENERAL

Autos. - per hour. Lewis Stables. =
Bethel ". Hack Stand, Phone ,,sa.
Try case OF Pinec'ar, Il Ia pure.
Phone 1867.
u goes without saying that every.
Ut .as Is Best Of Tho Encore.
The Royal Dancing Academy will
plrp the regular dance in the Odd
Fellows Hall tonight.
For distilled water. Hires Moot
Beer and all other popular drinks
Ring up Phone 2t7t. Consolidated
Soda Works,
Mrs Netllp L. Scott OF il0ldalda
has nlcA n petition fOs writ " man
damus aaalnst the Territorial board d
Education tnr breaking what sht
claims was continuous contract with
her as principal Of Holdalba school
-Kohala Midget,
Revision Of the constitution and the
amendments of the rules and resula
lions Of the society will b. the most
important matter to be considered thiF
afternoon at The meeting Of the Y W
Z. A.. which takes place at $40
O'Clock The meeting will h. held III
the Boston building. where the 80
ciety has is own Offices.
The Roma Tobacco company. dl Re
alarekua, harvested over d miiiin
ponhha nj the "flthy weed" last wear
between June aud sep,cmbcr, and All
other 10000 pounds viii be taken On
the ground N october II has demon
strated thai The Shmatra leaf Is wei
adapted To Ncha soil and climate. Tn,
company is importing 1000 bale mats
from Singapore. and will install ny
draulic .press .E.liqha!a Midsst
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21
Quinn CASE
TO THE JURY

Late this AFTERNOON the case OF
Bright against Quinn. for the re-
covcry Of $4,000 for being knocked
from street car on Hotel street
year ago, will SO to the jury, the
whole time of the court today being
taken up by attorneys in address
ing the jurymen.
But one witness was examined
this morning, and then Attorney Pc
tiers. representing Bright, began his
address, in which he scored Quinn
numerically for negligence in be.
ing on the wrong side Of the street
with his machine and injuring
Bright.
This afternoon Attorney Magoon,
for the defense, has the floor, and
is making strong plea for his
client. ,-
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21
SURVEY OF ,.s
'PUNCHBOWL LOTS
Men Engaged On Work to
Be Finished
Soon.

Survey OF Punchbowl and establish,
Ing of grades of the streets is pro-
crossing rapidly, Ave men of the De,
partment OF Public Works STAFF being
In the field and others on the map
work in the Office.
The lease on the land which II Is
proposed to throw open to the Portu.
guese was made in 1882 for thirty
years and expires In 1912, being held
from the government by the Kapiolani
estate and part OF the Auwaioliml
lease which comprises 500 acres of
land.
Only about 100 acres are contained
in the land which Is to be surveyed
for the Portuguese, the whole tract
continuing nearly to Diamond Head.
1t is the plan of the government to
give every inducement to the Poru,,
guese who have been living on this
land to own their own land and homes,
ana TO this end the tract will be turn.
ed over to these eligible through pref
ercnce right 10 purchase.
The lots will be small ones on ac
count of the nature of the land but
the tract Is large enough to give every
one who has the right an opportunity
to own his own home.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21
STOCKS COUP
ANDGODOWN
Conflicting Reports From Cuba
Cause Change In Local.
Market.

The stock market today presents
an interesting phenomenon. Sales
yesterday afternoon and early this
morning, between sessions, showed a
'bullish market. with such securi4es
as Eva ad Oahu advancing notl G.
ably. Later there was n change,
and the sales reported on the board
show reversal OF form and ten.
dency downward. .,.
Eva between sessions sold at 80,
oahu at 90, and Waiaiua at III,
Today Eva receded TO .2S;50, Oahu
TO rs, aud Waialua got down 70
100.
Tho reversal of form is probably
due TO the conflicting reports as to
the situation in Cuba. Early news
was TO the effect thai the recent tor
nado had laid waists many canefie!ds
and the loss To the crop was great
This cent the local market up. Then
came news that the rains had really
been beneficial. A cablegram ia
Alexander & Baldwin, which was
published in the Bul eth yes.
terday, had the effect OF putting q
dampcr on some of the local traders
who had visions of no sugar coming
out OF Cuba next spring. "a.
Eva is an alive stock today
more than eco shares changing
hands IN small blocks. Oahu show
ed some activity, and Waialua was
dealt in considerably. Pioneer at a
few points above 200 was given
some attention.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21
JURY RETURNS
Three BILLS

Three true bills were returned by
the Territorial Grand Jury at -four
o'clock yesterday afternoon and plac
ed on the secret file in the criminal
court, warrants being issued for the
persons wanted returnable tomorrow
morning before Judge Cooper at nine
O'Clock.
OF the three persons indicted two
have two counts each against them,
The exact nature Of the charges made
have not been made public but 1t is
understood that they are all minor
ofTenses.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21
FOUND
NOT GUILTY
On the Sixth Ballot Today
the Jury Reaches a
Verdict. y

After being out for an hour and a
half this morning the jury in the case
of nunce and White returned YER
dict of not guilty, the charge being
robbery in the second degree.
It was nine-thirty when the Jury
retired after being charged by Judge
Cooper and six ballots were taken
with considerable argument before
verdict was finally reached.
The first ballot stood eight for ac-
quittal and four for conviction, the
second nine for acquittal and three for
conviction, and the third. fourth and
! fifth were ten for acquittal and two
Tor conviction.
After the fifth ballot the case was
ARGUED at considerable length by the
jury and when another ballot was talk
en- verdict Of not guilty was reached.
Attorney Humphreys prosecutints
the case of robbery against Buncrs
and White, soldiers, today in address
| ing the jury In the case made a strong
plea for conviction dwelling on the
fact that even II the woman In tho
case was of the underworld she had az
much right to protection at the hand
of the law in her property and per
son as anyone on earth.
The soldiers were charged with
beating the woman as they entered
her house and robbng her OF brace.
let valued at fifty dollars on the night
OF June IL. They were positively
identified by the woman at the police
station, again in court. and by another
soldier who came out OF the house
just MS they entered 1t.
In defense Attorney Straits set up
an albi that both men were on a car
on their way 10 Fort Shaftcr nj thu
time the assault occurred.
The defense wished TO submit the
case without argument but the pro-
sccution addressed the jury. and after
the close Of Humphreys remarks
Straus rested without remark.
Only one witness was called this
morning, the cook of Company + of
the Twentieth who testified that he
saw one Of the defendants on the car
at tenthirty on the evening in ques-
zion bound for the post.
Humphreys took less than thirty
minutes i'm his remarks but made p
strosg plea for conviction and the pro
lection of individual rights.
Judge Cooper charged the jury Al
nine-twenty and ten minutes later the
jurymon retired to their deliberations.
This is the second time the case
has been tried the first trial resulting
in hung jury and no verdict being
reached. ~
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21
MAILS.

Mails are due from tho following
points as follows:
San Franclsco-per Mexican. Oct. ~
Yokohama--Per Korea, Oct. q.
Australia-Per Zealandia, Nov. s.
yictoria-Per Makura, Nov. IL.
Mails will depart for the following
points as follows:
San Francisco-Per Korea. Oct. 81.
YokOhama-Per Mongolia, Oct. 81.
Vancouver-Per Zealandia, Nov. s.
Sydncy-Per Makura. Nov. II.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21
A SUGGESTION ON ECZEMA

It is suggested that eczema suffer-
ers ask Honolulu Drug Co, of this city
what reports they are getting from
the patients who have used the oil OF
wntergreen liquid compound, d, d,
d. Prescription.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21
DEMOCRATIC MEETINGS.

Democratic meetings for tonight arc
scheduled for Kallhlwaena in the hftl
district and Pauoa in the fourth. Meet
ings last night were at Punchbow
and at Kallhi camp. Many candidates
aud speakers appeared at both places
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21
HONOLULU LODGE, Gle. B. P. o. E,

Honolulu Lodge No. 616, b. p. o.
Elks, meets In their hall, on King
Street, near Fort, every Friday eve
ming. Visiting Brothers are cordially
invited to attend.
JAS. D. DoUGHERTY, e. r.
GEO. T. KLUEGEL. Sec.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21
IN FOREIGN PORTS.
Friday. Nctnher Fl.

SAN FRANCIsCo-Arrived Oct. 2l:
. n. m, s. S. Tcnyo Maru, hence
Oct Is.
NiIWCASTLE-Sailed Oct. IS: S. S.
Kylemahr, for Honolulu.
SAN FRANCISCO-Sailed Oct 81: S.
s. Missourian, for Seattle.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21
TRANSPORT SERVICE.

Buford at San Francisco.
Dix, in port.
Logan. from Manila for Hon. Oct. IL
Sheridan at San Francisco, Get. II.
Sherman from Hon, for Manila, oct
II,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21
WIN. MCKINLEY LODGE, NO. 8,
X. Of P.

Meets every End and 4th Saturday
speiing at 1880 o'clock in X. OF p.
Hin, cor. Fort and Beretania. Visit
ing brothers cordially invited to at
fond.
!, tHsA. TAYLOR. G. q.
y q. A. JACOBSON x. RS. ~
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21

Any voter seeking advice on how
TO cast his ballot should read the
legend on the back OF Billy Hoogs'
buggy,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21

Blank books OF all sorts. ledgeIs
etc. manufactured by the b lletiT
Publishing Company.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21

The meanest man found up TO date
is tho New Yorker who released a
mouse In a room filled with women
wearing hobble skirts.-Rochester
Times.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21

The fellow with m empty head may
well quote that old saw there is
plenty Of room at the top."-ROme
Sentinel,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21
PASSENGERS DEPARTED

Per stmr. w. g. Hail, for Kaua
ports, Oct. GOV. +. Sanborn. II
Smith, DR.. Sexton. Rev. J. Navigate
Il. Gay, o. Thomas.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21

Bulletin Editorial Room Phone
21S5. Bulletin Business ONCE
Phone 2256.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21
HONOLULU AERrE, l4o. F. 0. E

Meets on the End and 4th WE'D
NESDAY evenings Of each month at
1880 o'clock in X. of P. Hall. corner
Beretania and Fort streets.
Visiting Eagles are invited to at
tend,
"A. W. r. RILEY, W. P.
WIN. c. MCCOY, Sec.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21
TRIBE, No. /, 10. R. M

Meets every frst and third Thurs
days Of each month at Knights OF
Pythias Hall. Visiting brothers cor
daily invited to attend.
A. L. iEAKIN, Sachem.
q. v. TODD, G. OF r.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-21
HARMONY LODGE. No. 8, I. o. 0. F.
OAHU LODGE, No. /, K. Of p.

Meets every first and third Fri
day evening at 1880 in X. OF p. Hall,
corner Fott and Beretanla. Visiting
brothers cordially invited to attend.
WIN. JONES, c. G.
o. f. HEINE, X. r. 8.