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Had Cause 10 Rejoice.

"Alas!" sighed the poet. the world
does not understand me-"
We'll. cheer up" rejoined the prac.
teal person. THAT 10 something to
be thankful for. I'm sure"
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EnaIlsh .. shs 1. Spoke.

En0Ilsh 90 She 10 Spoke.
Chinatown Visitor-John. sabee. see
screen-how much sabee want for
himi
The Chinaman-What's the matter
with you! Can'tyou speak English!-
Judge.
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Wer.hIsss Patents,

Sixty per cent Of the patents grant
ed yearly In this country are worthless.
Nearly 90 per cent. Of the electrical
patents are practical.
The Raymer enterprise., 1910-09-01
a CASE OF asAvrL.
rul.rs, Cal, Man cund BY Doan's
Kidney Pills.

Harrison A. sturtevant, G and Ns
pie sts., Tulare. Cal. says: Il. vas
in bad shape with kidney trouble. Too
frequent passage Of the urine COM
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in length and variegated in color. Aft
er this my trouble disappeared"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. 50 cents .
box. Foster.Milburn Co., Bu6alo, N. 7.
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Surprised.

Surprised.
II have succeeded In tracing my an.
cestry back through ten generations" I"
without coming to a menagerie!"
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PEELED me to arise ct
night, my bladder be-
came inhamed and l
had 9 xcrucia ting
pains In my abdomen.
Soon after l began
using Doan's Kidney
Pills. l passed 4
gravel stone three
-.~~k~-- - a.. {-nh
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10
WANTS. TO WREsTLE GoTcH
Hackenschn1Idt, Russian Lion, Negotia-
ting for Match With Mahmout and
Zbyszko as Preliminary.

The one wrestler with an almost
certain chance of drawing Frank
Gotch from his announced retirement
is back to dispute with the giant
Iowan his right to the highest honors
of the mat world This fellow is
George Hackenschmidt. the Russian
Lion, who acted more like a lamb
than his nom de plume when he ap-
peared against the master wrestler
from Humboldt, when the two clashed
in Chicago for the championship IN
April, 1908.
Hack is not out to meet Gotch with
out first showing that he has all of his
old-time ability and a little more, too.
He plans to meet all corners, and it is
probable that three-cornered elimina-
ton test will be arranged with Zbyszko,
Mahmout and Hackenschmidt as the
contestants, and the survivor either to
meet Gotch, or, in case the champion
is sincere in his retirement, be pro-
nounced the ruler of the wrestling
world.
Both Zbyszko and Mahmout are
flooding the country with tales of in
creased prowess, which will have te
be shown. They may be better than q
year ago, and then again they may
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10
END STOMACH TROUBLE NOW
Dyspepsia, Gas, sourness or Indiges-
ton Go Five Minutes After Taking
a Little Diapepsin.

If your meals don't fit comfortably,
or you feel bloated after eating, and
you believe 1t is the food which fills
you; If what little you eat lies like
lead on your stomach; If there is diff
iculty in breathing, quotations of
sour, undigested food and acid, heart
burn, brash or a belehing Of gas, you
can make up your mind that you need
something to stop food fermentation
and cure Indigestion.
A large case of Pape's Diapepsin
costs only fifty cents at any drug
store here in town. and will convince
any stomach sufferer five minutes after
taking single dose that Fermenta-
ton and Sour Stomach is causing the
misery of Indigestion
No matter If you call your trouble
Catarrh of the Stomach, Dyspepsia
Nervousness or Gastritis, or by any
other name always remember that q
certain cure is waiting at your drug
store the moment you decide to begin
its use.
Pape's Diapepsin will regulate any
out-of-order Stomach within Ave min,
utes, and digest promptly, without any
fuss or discomfort, all of any kind Of
food you eat.
These large 50-cent cases contain
more than sufficient to thoroughly
cure any chronic case of Dyspepsia
Indigestion, Gastritis or any othel
Stomach trouble,
Should you at this moment be suf
fering from Indigestion, Gas, Sour
ness or any stomach disorder, you car
surely get relief within five minutes
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10
GARDNER AGAIN WINS TITLE
Chicago Boy Defeats Hugh Lee of De-
trolt, Up, In Final 36-HoIe
Match at Yale.

Robert A Gardner of the Hinsdale
Golf club of. Chicago won the golf
championship at Yale the other day by
defeating Hugh Lee, the Michigan
champion, by 1 up in the 36-hole final
match This makes the second year
Gardner has won the title.
Gardner has been prominent in ath-
Ietics at Yale, being considered one
of the best pole vaulters in the east
in addition to having twice won the
golf championship of the school. He
was also honored a few days ago by
being elected captain Of the Yale
golf team for a second time.
The Chicago boy was golf champion
Of the United States last year, hav-
ing won the title by defeating H.
Chandler Egan of Exmoor in the final
match at the Chicago Golf club. His
playing this year has not been up to
the standard he set in 1903, but he
improved greatly toward the end OF
the season, although he failed to
qualify for the national championship
at Brooklfne His most notable golf
feat of the year was the defeat of Wal
ter Travis in the final match of the
open tournament at Glen View.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10

Seeker football has not yet gained
strange hold on western university
athletes
Zbyszko made three unknowns lay
down in short order the other night
at Rochester
A magazine writer declares the
game of football the greatest inspira-
ton for poetry of any sport in Amer
ica
Tom Longboat the Canadian Indian
runner, has CHALLENGED Alfred Shrubb
to another 15-mfle race anywhere the
Englishman may select.
John K. Tener. an old baseball man,
put it over very neatly in Pennsyl-
vania. He is now governor. This has
been great year for Quaker play
ers
Abe Attell complains that all his OBJ
ponents want him to let them stick
the limit. Abe should not object to
this. Suppose they asked him to lay
down?
President Lynch of the National
league says he has several reforms in
mind. The question is, Do the Nation.
al league magnates want to be re.
formed?
When minor league baseball play
er manages to reach major league, so
| ciety his home folks think he is a won.
der. When he comes back to work in
a paint shop they think he missed his
calling.
Owen Moran, the English light.
weight fighter, hopes to end Bat Mel.
sons pugilisitic career. He probably
will have to go more than 90 rounds
to convince Bat that no more add
lions to Hegewisch are practicable.
Miss Cecil Lietch is not woman golf
champion Of Great Britain, as many
think This impression prevailed
owing to the Lietch-Hilton match. in
which Miss Lietch, only IS years old
defeated one of the greatest amateur
men golfers in the world. Miss Lietch
won the match by nervy putt on the
last green.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10

BABY's SCALP CRUsTED

"Our little daughter, when three
months old, began to break out on the
head and we had the best doctors to
treat her, but they did not do her any
good. They said she had eczema. Her
scalp was a solid scale all over. The
burning and itching was so severe that
she could not rest, day or night, We
had about given up all hopes when we
read of the Cuticura Remedies. We at
once got a cake Of Cuticura Soap, a
box of Cutieura Ointment and one bot
tie of Cuticura Resolvent, and fol-
lowed directions carefully. After the
first dose of the, Cuticura Resolvent,
we used the Cuttcura Soap freely and
applied the Cuticura Ointment. Then
she began to improve rapidly and in
two weeks the scale came off her
head and new hair began to grow. In
very short time she was well. She Is
now sixteen years Of age and pic
ture of health We used the Cuti'
cura Remedies about five weeks, reg
ularly, and then we could not tell she
had been affected by the disease. We
used no other treatment after we
found out what the Cuticura Remedies
would do for her j. Fish and Ella M
Fish, Mt Vernon, KY, Oct. IL, 1909
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10
Johnny Kane.

was wanted for my base running. Aft
er I got out of Pittsburg / shot up in
the game and in brief period was at
Cincinnati. The crowd down there
did not have much faith in me, al
though l had some friends, and had
a slump. Then Manager Chance trad
ed for me and I made good the pre-
diction of the class prophet-and was
with the Worlds Champions, although
/ hadn't helped them win the cham
pionship.
/ think I succeeded as well as l
have done by close study of the game
and by closer watching of every move.
Experience has taught me lot.
I never have regretted going into
baseball It is a good clean game,
and clean way of earning ones
livelihood. But don't tackle it If you
are looking for something easy. it
is hard and wearing work-and a
player grows old faster than men in
most other lines of business.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10
A Garden Of Friends.

One of the prettiest corners Of a
certain girls garden is that in which
every plant has been the gift of some
special friend. The sweet old-fashioned
flowers that bloom there have thus a
double significance, and their owner
persuades herself that while they
flourish she may be very sure that
she is not forgotten. A fragrant clump
of pinks was set In place by her dear
est school friend, and now that this
friend is living abroad she likes to
think that every breath of perfume
brings her a kindly thought of her old
chum. A garden of friendship is 9
pretty fancy and one that gives last
ing pleasure.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10
Hardly q Compliment.

In the excitement of the moment
public speakers often say the opposite
of what they mean to convey, and
when Henry Irving gave areading in
the Ulster hall. in 1878" says Bran
Stoker, in Personal "reminiscences
of Henry Irving" zone speaker made
as pretty an Irish bull as could be
found, though the bull is generally sup
posed to belong to other provinces
than the hard-headed Ulster In des-
canting on the many virtues of the
guest of the evening he mentioned the
excellence of his moral nature and rect
itude Of his private life in these
terms: Mr.. Irving, sir, is gentle
man what leads life of unbrokau
FLEMISH"
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10
NOTHING soRDID ABOUT HIM
Poet Was Looking for Appreciation
of the Ages That Stretched Into
the Future.

The editor looked at the poetry
and then he turned back to the poet.
For a moment his customary as
surance failed him. The poet was so
thin and seedy and hollow-eyed.
See here, my friend" he said in
as gentle a voice as he could assume
on short notice, 81 don't want to dis
courage you, but while your stuff
here is fairly good-and perhaps q
little better-it is a. standing rule OF
this paper never to buy poetry"
The poet drew himself up with q
sudden snort.
why, suffering Dante" he cried
you don't suppose from my appear
ance that / was out for the filthy
simoIeons, did you? Why, bless your
journalistic soul, all I'm working for
is a plain niche in the Hall OF
Fame"
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10
EXPENSE OF FOOTBALL TEAM
Costs Harvard over $4,000 Annually
to Condition Gridtron Men
$f27,945 for Athletics.

One thousand dollars per player for
an eight-week season is what 1t cost
Harvard to turn out high-class foot
ball team This does not mean 81, GOO
for an eleven, but nearer $4,000 for a
squad of about So men.
In commenting upon criticism over
the expenditure Of S127,945.99 for Har.
ward athletics during the years 1909
1910, sthe Harvard Bulletin says: The
sum is large, no doubt. and it repre-
sents the increase of several thousand
dollars over the expenses of the year
preceding. But the high cost of living
seems to be a spear that knows nc
brother, and it costs a good deal more
to put through any schedule of games
today than it did few years ago"
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10
Couldn't Be Thankful.

Bishop Charles w. Smith at a har-
vest dinner in Portland said of the
harvest spirit:
1.-THE harvest spirit is one of thank
fulness, but there are some grabbed
old farmers who couldn't be thankful
If they tried.
81 said to such an old fellow as ne
conducted me over his farm on a gold
en- autumn afternoon and showed me
a record harvest:
Well, sir, this year, at least
you've got nothing. nothing whatever
to complain Of
az don't know about that, bishop,
he answered, with shake of the
head. I'm afraid there'll be no spoilt
hay for the young calves.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10
GOT HIS START IN CHICAGO
Johnny Kane, Star Utility Player Of
Champion Cubs, Tells of Hia
Early Baseball Days.
Rv IohNNY KANE.

Copyright, 1910, by Joseph B. Bowles.l
got my start playing ball al school
IN Chicago and at Hyde Park High
school, where I played both the in
field and outfeld. Up to the time
graduated from High school / had not
thought Of playing ball as a profes-
sion, although / was wild about the
game. | remember once / played a
game and put on evening clothes over
the uniform so as to make sure !
wouldn't miss a class dance or Dali
game either.
When our class graduated, the class
historian. in writing about me. pre-
dicted that would be playing ball on
the worlds championship team In
1909-and / guess decided when ]
read that to make good for the proph-
ct. Anyhow, it put the idea Of play
ing ball professionally into my mind.
/ wanted to try it because had been
trouble in making good. In fact !
the time / was boy and they were
my heroes.
got my trial out at Pittsburg, Kan,
watching the Colts under Arson from
las, and because of ny experience al
High school and playing with prairie
made so good that the people out
there wouldn't let me go. Once
was traded off, and my friends raised
such row that within two days
was back. It is easier to play ball
when a crowd takes that much inter
est in you They kept me going.
was trying to play up to the idea they
had of me, and | tell you there is
more in that than one thinks. Il q
fellow feels that the crowd and every
one has faith in him and believes
he can do something, it gives him
faith and confidence In himself and
he is far more likely to make good
than If they were yelling at him.
My work attracted attention ano
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10

1t was news In racing circles the
other day that the present season will
see the end of Danny Maher as the
leading figure in the saddle on English
racing tracks on the fat He will re-
tire with a fortune of more than a
million, dollars, earned during his ca
reer on the turf
Makers retirement, it is said, is due
to the fact that he cannot do less
than 126 pounds, and this is almost a
prohibitive weight for any man who
aspires to be leading jockey in Eng
land.
The English racing track will CON
tinue to know him as a trainer Maher
does not, however, intend to make
his home in England, as many of his
friends imagine His heart is in Ire
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10

land, the home of his parents, and
when he finishes with the turf, he in
tends to settle down among the hills
of Tipperary, where he can combine
the breeding of high-class thorough
breds with training horses.
Altogether he has been first 112
times this season, but is still one
point behind the wonderful Australian
boy, Wooton The nearest English
rider has ridden only 50 winners.
The Sportsman comments on the
decadence of home-bred jockeys, and
says Maher stands out by himself as
the best jockey of the day, but his
contemporaries are weak by COM
parison with the days when not one,
but a dozen. horsemen of his weight
were available.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10
seaurepatre Makes Clean Sweep.

Frank Beaurepaire, the Australian
swimmer, who has made clean sweep
of the big events in England this sea
son. is not through with his record
breaking feats, for his latest attempt
was on the worlds record for 500
meters. He was successful, for he
swan the distance In seven minutes
2 Is seconds and this is 4 1-5 seconds
better than the former worlds record,
made by Otto scheff, of Austria in
1906. The swim took place at the
Westminster baths, London, and as
the pool is A yards long Beaurepaire
had to make IL lengths and IS yards
2tk feet.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10

specialist gave me up and SO did my
home physician. Surprising as 1t may
seem, was able to leave my bed after
using six boxes of Doan's Kidney Pills
and for six years ! have remained free
from kidney trouble. / confidently be-
ieve Doan's Kidney Pills saved my
life"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Z.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10
The LAWYERS Won.

Askftt-Old Skinnerd left quite q
large estate, did he not?'
Notifies; but some Of his rela-
tives contested his will.
Askitt-Was there much left after
it got through the courts?
Motif Nothing but the heirs.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10
Free Cure for Rheumatism and Bone

Botanic Blood Balm (B. B. b. cures
the worst cases of rheumatism, bone
purifying the blood and destroying the
uric acid in the blood. Thousands Of
cases cured by B. B. B. after all other
treatments failed. Price s1.o0 per large
tons Large samPGe free by writing Blood
Balm Co, Atlanta, Ca, Department B.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10
Costly Talent.

"You are sure that airships win
make war SO expensive as to be utter
" impracticable!' said one military
expert.
"Quite sure, replied the other.
"The flying machines won't cost SO
much. but we won't be able to pay
the sums required by aviators for go
ing up in them"
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10

months I was Helpless
in bed with kidney
trouble. Kidney secre-
lions were painful, my
head ached terribly
and my body bloated.
I ran down. until I
weighed but 80 pounds
and everyone thought
I had consumption. A
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10
Making II PaIatable.

The Barber-That's great soap I'm
using on your face. It's made of corn
meal.
The Victim think it would taste
better If you put some milk with it
Yonkers Statesman.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
Take the Old Standard GROVES TASfELESs
CHILL TONIC; You know what ron are taking.
showing It is simply Qutnine and IroE in Q taste
less form. The Quinine drives out the malaria
and tne Iron builds up the system. Sold by all
dealers for 80 years Price 50 cents
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10
WEIGHED ONLY 80 POUNDS.
How Severe Case of Kidney Trouble
Was Finally Conquered.

Byron Bennette, 1913 st. Clair
Ave, East Liverpool, O., says: six
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10

Mrs. winaT0w~s Soothing Syrup.
Enrchidren teethinR softens the gums, reduces In
dauEaaton AllaYs paln. cures wind COLO Sca bottle
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10

Patient here, doctor; you
said If 1 took a bottle of your tonic
/ would have a remarkable appetite.
Why, l only eat one soda cracker
each week.
Doctor-Well, don't you call that a
remarkable appetite?
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10

Il Is no use preaching on the father
hood of God SO long as you do not like
boys.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10

not A series of bouts between the
three Invaders, however, should prove
highly interesting. and another Gotch-
Hackenschnidt tussle would be Of
worldwide Importance, as there are
MANY on the other side Of the Atlantic
Who believe Hacks stories Of the un-
fair treatment in the bout here and
eftll consider the .Iion" the best OF
the worlds wrestlers.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10
The Significant Wink.

Il think" said the weary stranger,
that I'll go somewhere and take forty
winks"
The hack driver looked puzzled.
Whats the trouble?"
81 was wondering whether you
wanted me to drive you to a hotel or
a drug store
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-12-10
Somebody's Darling.

Don't speak SO harshly to that LIT
tie printers devil"
'rWhy not?"
"He is somebody's angel child."
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-12-28

On Thursday. December
% 1910 at Trinity Church. by the Rev.
Richard p. Williams. CATHERINE Alta
WAY TAYLOE Of Virginia and RALPH
GEDNEY Of Canal Zone.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-12-28
DIED.

ACFIELD. Suddenly. December %. 1910, ROB-
ERT WILLIAM ACFIELD.
Funeral from late residence. 2116 X street
northwest. Thursday. December %. 1t 9
O'Clock pm.
A special communication Of George C. Whiting
Lodge. No. -, r. A. A. NJ. has been called for
: O'Clock p.In. Thursday, December %, 1910, to
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-12-28

Mrs. Sewers has asked a company from
) to today in compliment to her son-in-
law and daughter, Maj. S. L. Faison,
L. S. A., and Mrs. Faison.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-12-28

Mrs. John W. Yerkes and Miss Yerkes
are tea hostesses today for Mrs. c. r.
Anderson Of Danville, Ky.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-12-28

Miss Mary Hcwry. daughter of Judge
and Mrs. Charles B. Howry. gave a
luncheon today in honor Of Miss May
Hammond and Miss Eliza Morgan Nc
Mullin.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-12-28

Mrs. Writ Dexter Of Boston will arrive
tomorrow for a visit with the Secretary
OF the Treasury and Mrs. MacVeagh. She
will assist at Mrs. MacVeagh's reception
New Year.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-12-28

Miss Elise Browning, the debutante
daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. Henry G..
Browning. is entertaining tomorrow at
luncheon of fourteen covers in honor
of her house guest, Miss Doughty Of
New York.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-12-28
MARRIED.

CONTINUED on Eighth Page.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-12-28

Mr.. de Beaufort Of the Netherlands le-
cation attended the Benedicks ball last
night in Philadelphia, and was a guest
earlier at dinner given by Mrs. Charles
8. Wright.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-12-28

Miss Helen X. Goss of Boston Mass
is spending the holiday week with MIS-
Daisy Ethel Trowbridge. 1921 H street
northwest Both young ladies are JUNIORS
of Wellesley College. 'u'iioi
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-12-28

Mrs. L. B. Swormstedt has ber ,,,o,ho.
Mrs. Godfrey. and her sister. Mrs Rider'
and her cousin. Miss Gates, as her guests
over the holidays. They will be at home
Informally with her after : O'Clock TO-
morrow afternoon
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-12-28

Miss Daisy Gerhauser has as her .,,es
during the holidays Miss Virginia Sinclair
of Vienna. 'ii'oioif
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-12-28

MISS Ethel Roosevelt will be here by
the end of the week on visit to her
sister, Mrs. L.ongsworth She attended
Mrs: Henry E. Goes cotillon last night
in New York, which was given for Miss
Resale Coe. a debutante
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-12-28

Dr. and Mrs. Duncan McKim have
closed their house on 18th street and gone
to Aiken. s. c., to pass the remainder
Of the winter.