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Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-03-17
The Charter Of Incorporation Of the

1 The corporate title O. s,id CON
pany Is IHE GORDON ALIl.1 u..-
PANY
: The names of the inc rpo.atos
are:
R. E. Gordon, post-ofllee bbevine.
Miss
W. NJ Gordon, post-ofiee, bbev lie
Miss
Mrs. @. NJ Almond, post-oni.e, Ab-
beville, Miss
7. L Tidwell, post-oiHee, AbbeyIi=,
Miss
3 The domieile, is at Abbeville,
Miss.
4. Amount OF capital sock IS Tel
Thousand Dollars, - 49, o.
.. The par value OF shares is One
Hundred Dollars, tsi1 o.
6 The period OF existence thot 10
exceed fifty years Is twenty five
years
I. The purpose for which it is Great
ed is: 10 carry on general merchan
disc and supply business, to bug and
sell live stock, real of personal estate,
with all the powers iucident to said
business.
hen threefourths Of the capital
stock of this corDo-ation MS baei
actually paid in, 1t my orsilsLe for
businers.
The Stockholders o. said - n11ly
shall elect a Board Of a. iee L = - ia !
age its affair, fixing ne aa-uo r 1aere
OF, aud passing sIc.i bylaws - they
see Mt
the irst meeting of 81 * holders,
or persons in in5ere { may ctIsd
BY any one Of the four ps.sols iimsI
above, and no ice OF tins tine and place
OF slid " se1ilE snail b. gtvsl . tas
Others in interest, either lii wri,iIg or
orally. long eIoIsn before .I8 m4ea-
ing 70 give eicI cle ti.as - At I'd;
At whica meeting tie Corporation may
organize.
Inc Stockholders shall m ses anau-
ally unless otherwise provided By the
stock holders
Each Board Of Direc o-s shall hold
Office until their successors are elected
and snail have power TO select the Of
ficers and manages of the cocpora-
TONS business, fixing their names,
powers and duties
S. he rights and powers that my
be exercised by this corporation are
those conferred by the provisions of
Chapte. "a, Mississippi Code, 1895.
Il. f GORDON.
W. NJ GORDON.
Mrs. =. II ALMOND.
/. l. iIDwELL-
Incorporators.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
State OF LaFayatte,
fsauptx- rf IA Eavettfa
This day personally appeared before
me, the undersigned authority, A G.
Graham. Notary Public, L. Z. Gordon,
W. NJ Gordon and Mrs. Z NJ. Almond
iucorporators Of the corporation
known a. The Cord II, Almond Co,
who acknowledged that they signed
and executed the above and foregoing
articles of incorporation as their 2ct
and deed, on this the 18th day OF
March, 1910
A. C. GRAHAM, Notary Public.
State of Mississippi,
County OF Lafayette
This dsy personally appeared before
me. the undersigned authority, &. 3.
1aylor, Circuit clerk, incorporation OF
the corporation known as The Gordon,
Almond Co., who acknowledged that
ne signed and executed the above and
foregoing articles of incorporation as
his act and deed, on this the lsth day
G. B. Taylor, Circuit Clerk.
By r. ). ADAMS, ID. Z.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-03-17
The Bank of Oxford has bee,
handsomely painted.

The members of the KINGS
daughters kept busy Monday az
it was Tag Day. -
DR.. W. w. Mathis, OF Orrwood
member OF the State Board az
Health, spent Friday here,
There is no mistake about Cha,
rally OF the forces Monday and Il
was a day long to be rememb ered
in Oxford.
Hons. l.. Nj. Russell and C. r
slough are at home from the Leo
stature this week attending Cir.
cult Court.
Mr.. Dan Wiley expects 10 buila
new home in North Oxford soon
just North of Mr.. NJ. WebsteF's
place. .
FOR SALe-One registered
Horse colt, % months, Ia hands
high, sired by Phalus, out of Vic
t1r b. s. s. JOHNSON,
College Hill, Miss.
For SALE-Eggs from thorouoh
bred Plymouth Rocks, also two
cocks. Telephone No. 225.>
Miss Maude Butler.
ply to F. S. LeavelI
Supervisor j. G. Treloar paid
his respects to THE EAGLE this
week.
We received pleasant calls this
week from Messrs. s. D. Raeland
and H. b. Parks, of the Mighty
East.
Mrs. Frank Wall, Of Holly
Springs, spent several days this
week with Mrs. Nick Pegues.
Mrs. John Dor,ch, of Mobile.
Ala, Mr.. Paul Pegues and Mr..
n. t. Pegues, of Winona, attend
ed the funeral of Mrs. A. c. Lake
Spring-time will soon be here
and when you get ready to fresh
en- up your rooms besure and ex-
anime the beautiful line of Wall
Paper just opened at
R. B. RoBIsoN's.
For SALE Pure S. G.. Brown
Leghorn Eggs, 80 cents per dozen
These chickens took the premium
at the Lafayette County Fair.
Sam Butler. Phone $40.
Messrs. J. NJ. Stone, of Liberty
Hill, and d. N. Welch, of Delay.
paid their respects to this office
this week.
Rev. ". A. Borum rendered his
resignation as pastor Of the OK
ford Baptist Church Sunday and
will leave soon for his new field
OF labor in Jackson. There is
universal regret over the depart
ure of this able minister aad
family.
Miss Annie Mcbride was the
charming hostess of an unique
and enjoyable entertainment to
her friends Saturday afternoon at
the home of Mrs. George Buff
faloe.
All the Newest Patterns
in Wall Paper at
K. Z. kObison's.
All are cordially invited to at
tend our Millinery Display Friday,
March 18th.
]. {. Nelson.
For SALE-Eggs and Broilers.
K. K. Hutchinson.
The remains of Miss Mable
Cash, who died suddenly in Mem
phis Monday, reached Oxford
Tuesday for interment. The
friends in Oxford their old home,
deeply sympathize with the be-
reaved mother.
Mr.. Edward Sears, youngest
son of the late Gen. Clandius
Sears, formerly of the University
faculty, died on March LIST, in a
private sanitarium IN Millegde-
Vile, Ca, where he had been an
invalid for the past five years.
He will be remembered by many
here who have known him from
infancy.
For Sale
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-03-17
Millinery Opening.

We cordially invite the ladies
to our Millinery Opening Friday,
March 18th. We have an ex-
haustive showing representing
an the new and effective ideas OF
the foremost Partisan and Amer
can style creations. Let US make
your Easter Bonnet.
Prices range moderately.
KALEY & SPARKS.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-03-17

EFs STONE & SON.
ATTORNEYS AT-LAw,
$r0RD, MISS
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-03-17

P. SHINAULT,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
I-OD MISS
over Kimmons' Grocery.
1, nrsctice in all the courts, both
and Federal.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-03-17
Notice.

All persons indebted to the Ok
ford Dry Goods Co.. will md
their notes and accounts in the
hands of J. F. Matthews at the
Merchants d Farmers Bank.
Please call and settle.
W. U. Hampton.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-03-17
Local and

10

bird and Lafayette County
big day Saturday.
great out pouring OF the
yeomanry of the county
Sor Hon. James z. Varda-
peaks volumes.
j. B. Morgan and little
/ Sardis, spent several days
eeA with their mother, Mrs.
Morgan.
received a pleasant call
day from MIR. j. X. p. Pal
Taylor.
and Mrs. F. P-ice Ct Mt.
Miss, accompanied by
g. K. Reynolds who has
isitlng them the past month
. Oxford Sunday.
Fe vas fully 5000 people in
Monday: five counties
represented. All praise is
the efficient managers.
Lucille Leake has finish
school and is a, home for
cation.
fiif Hartsield and Circuit
Taylor spent Friday in
IN.
ybody is invited to hear
hbuth at the union services
eld in the Baptist Church
y morning at II o'clock.
II. V. Somerville will soon
q handsome residence on
fsity street.
Bailey, of Houston, Tex,
llng her parents, Mr.. and
lelder Webster.
g. G. Wilson is able to be
ain after a ten days illness
grippe.
Eunice Meacham, of Full.
Y, is the guest of her aunt,
ladge Cranberry.
prs. E. F. johnson and Guy
OF Chenille, called at this
Monday.
". D. Porter was the host
the Novelty Club Thurs
iernoon.
Bride-elect Club met with
NINA Sykes Wednesday
bon.
h.ce, of Greenville, is the
pf Mrs. W. A. Borum.
Mamie Burt, of Corinth,
uest OF Mrs. P. H. Wright
3 week.
Z. L. Riley returned Sum
om Newhebron, where he
ailed by the illness of his
Misses vardaman, of Jack
ere the guests of Misses
ret and Lillian Rhodes Mon
d Tuesday.
n. M. Quin. of jackson,
long the number of visitors.
'sSnying the Legislators to
Saturday.
sentative j. l. Longest,
.osoc, remained over Sum
VI brother. Prof. C. Long,
walker Wood, of Sena-
as circulating among his
trends a few hours Satur
Leila Morgan, of the Pres
So : college, Holly Springs,
Imaoay. with her grand
mrs. K. G. Morgan.
~, Jessie Lancaster, of De-
e ,ae guest Of Mrs. w. W.
a'ner and Mrs. Owens, of
~ ana Mr.. and Mrs. AL
ps;,s Sf., OF Bogalousa, La,
I nNs the remains Of Mrs.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-03-17
For Sale

1000 bushels of Improved King
Cotton Seed at Sl.00 per bushel.
Especially desirable for late plant
ing and for low lands.
B. T. MARKETTE,
Markette, Miss.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-03-17

Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets invariably bring aelief to wo-
men suffering from chronic constipa-
tioh, headache, biliousness. dizziness
sallowness Of the skin and dyspepsia
Sold k< all dealers.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-03-17
A Horse Wanted.

/ desire to purchase a young
saddle and Harness Horse.
Chester McLarty.
i Harmontown.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-03-17
. Medicines that aid nature are AWAY.

Medicines that aud nature are always
most successful hamberlain's Tough
Remedy acts on this plan. 1t loosens
the cough, relieves the lungs, opens
the secretions and aids nature IN re-
storing the system to healthy condi-
ton. Sold by all dealers.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-11-04
OPERA COMPANY COMING
Madame lie Brun Heads Troupe to
Play at Christian College.

Madame lie Brun, who has appeared
several times in the Metropolitan Op-
era House in New York, in Convent
Garden. London, and has been in the
Henry W. Savage Opera company,
heads the company that will give 4
concert in Columbia November 10.
The opera company will bring its own
scenery. The program will include
"Cavaleria Rust;cana.' and the third
and fifth acts of Gounod's Faust"
Other members OF the company are
Lora Baer, contralto from the Royal
opera house in Vienna; Fitz Huffman,
a tenor who is well known on the
continent; and Author Deane, an En-
glish baritone from the Covent Gat-
den, London, and the Metropolitan
opera house in New York. The con-
cert will be given in the Christian
College auditorium.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-11-04
MAN USED BOY FOR SHIELD
Held Lad Before Him While Assist
ant Fired Pistol; Boy Killed.

''Sid Leu oCiotc E1iIn WnIIc ASSIST
ant Fired Pistol; Boy Killed.
NEW YORk-Charley Fisher, a
schoolboy, was playing ball about the
time the homecoming workers were
crowding the neighborhood, when two
men began to fight. When one of the
men pulled revolver the other yelled
with fright and ran toward Charley
Fisher. The frightened man picked
up the boy and held him in front of
him as a shield. AS the boy tried
TO struggle away the man with the
revolver fired. The bullet entered
Charleys head. The man for whom
the bullet was meant let loose of
Charley and the boy crumpled to the
pavement.
He died soon after. The man who
had held him turned and ran and es-
capped
B.ff Clark, prize fighter, who did
the shooting, trapped in a hallway.
shot himself, n ,eesYgg
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-11-04
BY F. Luis Mora, N. A.

F. Luis Mora. NJ A.
In University Missouri
T. Luis
Tabel Boston Museum He
American Color
July repre-
his 1t receiving much
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-11-04
Special Candy Sale.

We have just brought to this city
one OF the best candy makers to be
found in the state who will make our
fine Turkish candies. Try our delic-
ious Cream Pecon. Cream English
Walnut and Cream f'ilbert Fudgss and
Turkish LAGOON candies. Special price
for tomorrow only-15 cents per pound
or two pounds for % cents. tadv
THE COLLEGE INN
GIG Broadway,
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-11-04

Let Alba T. Fountain insure your
Five good companies. ~
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-11-04
FARMERS WILL GET NO MAIL
Because Of Bad Roads, Three Rural
Routes Are Discontinued.

The postal authorities have changed
because of bad roads. The farmers
on these sections have been given un-
til December 1 to put the roads in
good condition. If they are not re-
paired by that time the carriers will
be ordered to continue on their pres
ent routes.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-11-04
Teachers Form Organization.

The School of Education formed an
all department organization yesterday
The following officers were elected:
president. j. w. Oliver; vice-president,
treasurer, c. F. LOOMS; n. G., Neal
was elected to the student senate. A
committee was appointed to submit
designs for department pennant.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-11-04
Guide to Current Periodicals Out.

A Guide to the Current Periodicals
and Serials of the United States and
Canada has just been published for
this year. The book is compiled by
H. o. Severance, librarian of the Uni
versity Of Missouri, and Charles H.
Walsh, of the Library OF Congress.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-11-04
TWO MEN IN COUNTY CLUB
MorreI De Reign and Ray Lucas Only
Students From Scott.

Morrel De Reign, junior in tbs,
School of Law, and Ray Lucas, soph-
omore in the College of Arts and
Science, the only students in the Uni
versity of Missouri from Scott county,
organized a county club Wednesday.
Mr.. De Reign is president and Mr..
Lucas is secretary and treasurer. Both
will go home and work for the Elev-
enth Amendment.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-11-04
University AIumnae Will Serve.

The girls of the University of Mis-
souri, Alumnae Association of ST.
Louis, will have charge of the dining
room of the American hotel in ST.
Louis tomorrow noon. They will
serve luncheon at IL o'clock.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-11-04
HIGH SCHOOL HAS ELECTION
Students and Teachers Hold Stra,

Students and Teachers Hold Straw
Vote On County and State Tickets.
The students OF the University high
school will vote today at school. The
amendments, county and state tickets
will be voted on. Six judges, four
clerks and constable were chosen
from the students to conduct the ele :
ton. Teachers will be allowed -
vote.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-11-04
UNANIMOUS FOR NUMBER /
Straw Vote Taken on Broadway, Be.
tween Eighth and Tenth Streets.

A straw vote taken on Broadway
between Eighth and Tenth streets re-
suited in 104 votes for and twelve
against Amendment No. 5; 1874 for
No. II and none against it. Twenty-
one laborers in this section were for
the Eleventh Amendment TO man.
Fifteen of them voted for a new CAPT
tor and six against it. The students
in the district stood thirty-nine for
the proposed Eleventh Amendment,
and none against it. Twentyeight "a
vored a new state capitol while 81;
were against It.
Some of the voters were neutral and
undecided as to how they would vote.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-11-04
NEW WORLDS DISCUS RECORD
Martin Sheridan Throws Weight 142
Feet and z Inches

FCet ana z inches.
NEW YORK-A new worlds record
for the discus throw mas been made
by Martin Sheridan at the fall games
of the Irish-American Athletic Club
here. The old record also held by
Sheridan was 1879 feet 1912 inches.
His new mark lie 142 feet 2 inches. \
still longer throw, 149 feet inches,
was disqualified by the fact that Sher-
idan stepped two inches out of the
ring
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-11-04
READS FROM LES MlSERABLES
Mrs. Sargent-HaskeII Opens Program
With Two Requested Selections

Mrs. Finetta Sargent Haskell gave a
reading from Victor Hugo's master
piece, Les Miserables," last night IN
the University auditorium. She di-
yided her program into five parts, each
connected with the following by an
explanation. She thus gave the best
parts of the story
She preceded her reading with two
short selections by special requests.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-11-04
MAY CHOOSE SONG BY DEC. I
Prof. Pommer Expects to Have Entries
:. Classified in Two Weeks,

: Classified in TWO Weeks.
That a Missouri state song will be
chosen by December 1, is the opinion
of Prof. w. H. Pommer, chairman OF
the committee on the prize competi-
ttion. Professor Pommer is using all
of his spare time to classify the songs
and expects to be through in two
weeks The other members of the
committee will then look over the
possible winners and choose song
providing suitable one is submitted
= As this is unique way of choosing
state song Professor Pommer thinks
perhaps other states will follow the
example OF Missouri if it is success
full,
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-11-04

Call So for Missourian advertising
department and 274 for editorial de-
part:::,.sE;.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-11-04
Additional Locals

A daughter was born at the
Emil Reich home on Monday
This week the weather has been
a little blustry to get the people
to prepare for winter.
1t is reported that DR.. Thelen
of Wilton is now treating ten
different cases of infantille para
lysis.
According to the Fargo News
everyone who is a good republi-
can worker has been promised a
big job. Many positions will have
to be invented in a hurry if this
is true.
United States Senator M. E
Clapp in his speech ut Fargo
said: "Think you that the ma
tional democratic party would be
sending speakers to North Dakota
for the avowed purpose of electing
a democratic governor if such
election did not bear ultimately on
national issues"
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-11-04
Treatment Of Conyicts.

The international prison congress,
which recently closed its sessions at
Washington, considered many matters
in relation to the. treatment Of con-
VETS. Delegates from various nations
throughout the wcrid engaged in tho
discussions, offering suggestions, and
1t is pleasant to know that the gen
eral trend Of the expressions was
howard IL higher humaneness in deal
ing with incarcernted persons.
The old theory of Imprisonment was
that the convict should be made to
suffer for his crimes. The rights of So
ciety, except in so far us the tempo:
rary radiance Of the individual Grim
inal was concerned, had no place in
the consideration Of the authorities
who convicted and sentenced. The
new theory is that imprisonment
should be reformative rather than
punitive.
Most persons convicted of crime are
turned loose after a term Of years. IL
their imprisonment has made worse
men Of them instead of better men
where does the public come out? AT
the little end of the hole. undoubtedly.
But if the years of incarceration have
been beneficial to the convict in show
ing him the error of his ways and
making him a better man society also
benefits thereby.
A world movement has arisen in the
past few years that has for its object
the lesscning of crime by the lessening
of the tendency to crime. The trent
ment Of %convicts is an important fac
tor in this movement. Cage a Grim
inal if caught, but try to educate him
out of criminality. That is the new
idea.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-11-04
The colonel and old General Apath,
have at last met face to face.
Taft AID the Immigrants.

81 >~r til,s.v soon learn American
ways" rcln.. I'D President Taft when
lie visited I;ii.> island the other day
and SAM IL group Of immigrants clap
ping their halhls at sight of the presi-
dent uf The United States. There is
more in the presidents remark than
the mere words Indicate. In the main
the people who come to this country
from Europe ut Il rate Of more than Il
million 8: year do learn American
ways III short order. Ii is only the riff
raft element which fails to learn Amer
lean ways, ana that element stops and
stays for the most part in the city OF
New York. in Philadelphia, Chicago
and Il few o;Aar large cities.
Many of these immigrants come over
to America in the hope of becoming
Americans. Most of those who come
with that intention fixed in their minds
become good Americans. Even though
the ~original. immigrant finds it impos-
sible to adapt himself altogether to
our ideas and institutions his children
grow I'D in the American environment
and make good American citizens.
This is particularly true Of the immi'
grant families which settle on farms
and devote themselves to agriculture,
but it is by no mean untrue Of thou-
sands of other families which engage
in mercantile business and the manual
trades. They soon learn American
WAYS ard become AlnericaniZed.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-11-04
The Golden Days.

= NoA~SN 0~J
These are the golden days, the days
Of autumn. They are the days when
the woods take ON their greatest glory.
Spring is beautiful, with the tender
buds shooting forth and the tiny leaves
appearing. Summer, with its full foil
age of green, is beautiful, too, though
sometimes the heat shrivels the leaves
and gives the foliage a healthless as
pect. But in the autumn, in most Of
our states, at any rate, the woods
achieve the %variegated hues and
shades of LEAKAGE. wooing the town
dweller out into the open to enjoy the
cool breezes and to revel in such
scenes of forest foliage as no other
season Of the year affords.
These days remind n of 'the
golden olden glory' Of the days when
we were young. They recall the times
when we used to go in groups Of
laughing girls and boys to the woods
where the hickory nuts were falling,
Or the chestnut burs were opening. or
the walnuts or butternuts were ripe
for gathering in bags or baskets and
bearing home in triumph. Do you e
member the stain Of the black walnut
bulls on your fingers? 1t vas hard to
wash off, but not so hard as the stain
Of the present day cigarette.
There was a poet who sang Of ''the
melancholy days and another who
wrote of 1.-THE closing ~scene," meaning
in each instance the later autumn.
however. The earlier autumn is made
up of the golden days of the year. Let
us enjoy it to the utmost.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-11-04
Even the Cat Came Back.

Well. Walter Wellman tried to fly
across the Atlantic ocean by dirigible
balloon, ana, though he failed to reach
the other side. the world must give
him credit for the daring attempt;
also the world should congratulate
him and his six companions, including
five men and a cat, upon being picked
up at sea and returned to land by a
ship of tho wave. One thing Of genu-
Inc value appears to have been dem
onstrated by the Wellman f1ight-to
wit, that it is impracticable, if not i'm
possible, to cross the ocea by means
of Il gas bag air vessel. Perhaps some
day the aeroplanist may achieve such
a flight. given Il stormless sea for a day
or two and flying at the rate of some
thing more than a mile a minute. But
the big dirigible presents too large an
area of resistance to the air for really
rapid flight and is helpless in IL storm.
Let us suppose Mr.. Wellman had
succeeded i'll crossing. What would
have been gained thereby? Of course
the head of the expedition and his com.
panions, including the cat, would have
been heroes of the hour and of the
year Their nanlcs would have gone
down into sporting history as those of
the first land probably the last men
land cat) to cross the Atlantic by bal
loon. And would that feat have been
Of any real benefit to humanity? We
a cross now in ships safer than rail-
road trains and luxuriously appointed
Just like travelling in a first class
hotel. Who wants to take the risk Of
n voyage through the air when the
great liners plow the deep at faster
speed and disaster belongs in the
rc' m of the improbable and the uneX-
rcrtcd? Don't all speak at oncc.