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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-11-19

speech had baffled more sophisticated
minds than Appleweight's, and the
sweet ncerity Of her tone, and her
frank countenance, hallowed as 1t was
by the moonlight, wrought in the out
laws mind befuddlement not wholly
unlike that which had possessed the
wits of many young gallants south OF
the Potomac who had laid siege to
Jerry Dangerfiled's heart. But the
cries behind them were more pro-
nounced, and Appleweight was moth
ing If not man of action.
There these things off'n me-" he
commanded fiercely, land I'll see y
safe to Ardsley."
mot in the least" replied Jerry.
who was herself not unmindful Of the
voices behind. "You will kindly tell
me the way, and will accommodate
my pace to that Of your own some.
what ill-nourished beast. And as
there's a mob looking for you back
there, all read yto hang you to one
of these noble forest trees, advise
you to use more haste and less eau.
ton in pointing the way.
Appleweight lifted his head and
ward one of the three trails which
had so baffied Jerry when FIRST she
broke into the clearing.
"Thets the highest" said Apple
weight, "and we'd better git"
She set the pace at trot, and was
relieved in a few minutes to pass one
or two landmarks which she remem-
bered from her flight through the
woods. AS they splashed through the
brook she had forded, she was quite
confident that the captive was play
ing her no trick. but that in due
course she should strike the high
road to Ardsley which she abandoned
to throw of the duke of Ballywinkle.
1t was now ten o'clock, and the
moon was sinking behind the forest
trees. Jerry took advantage Of an
occasional straight strip Of road to go
forward at gallop, but these
stretches did not offer frequently. and
the two riders kept pretty steadily to
a smart trot.
AS they walked their horses through
bit OF sand. the prisoner spoke:
Who air y'u, little gal?'
Jerry turned in the saddle. so that
Appleweight enjoyed q full view of
her face
II am perfectly willing to tell you
my name, but first 1t would be moro
courteous for you to tell me yours.
particularly as l am delivering you
from a band Of outlaws who undoubt-
eddy intended to do you harm"
He laughed-a curious, chuckling
laugh. He had ceased to struggle at
his bonds, but seemed resigned to his
strange fate. He had not answered
Jerry's question. and had no intention
of doing SO. The sudden attack at
the church had aroused all his cum
ming. Appleweight, alias Poteet. was
an old wolf, and knew we'll the ways
of the trapper; but the bold attempt
to kidnap him was a new feature OF
the game as heretofore played along
the border. He did not make II out:
nor was he wholly satisfied with the
girls explanation of her presence in
that out-of-the-way place.
He had several times called out di.
rections as they crossed other paths
in the forest, and they now reached
the main trunk road of the estate.
The red bungalow. Jerry knew, was
not far away. Her prisoner spoke
again.
| ITO RE CONTINJJED)
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-11-19
In Pastures New.

The receiving teller was examining
with a magnifying glass, suspicious
looking bill that just came in.
81 wonder what that fellow is try
Ing to do?" said one microbe on the
bill.
Don't be alarmed" said an old
microbe; "he's probably only one Of
those comic bug artists hunting for
new subjects"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-11-19
A Local Advantage.

Waiter" grumbled a customer, 81
should like to know the meaning of
this. Yesterday was served with a
portion of pudding twice this size"
Indeed, sir!" rejoined the waiter,
"Where did you sit?"
"By the window"
ooh, that accounts for 1t. We al
ways give people by the window large
portions. It's an advertisement"
Bits
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-11-19
What's the Use.

Nervous Passenger During fog)-
"But surely you're not leaving the
bridge, are You officer?"
Officer (who has just been relieved)
-"Oh, yes. It's no good stopping up
there; you can't see anything -
Punch
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-11-19
SYNOPSIS.

Thomas Ardmore and Henry Maine
Grswod stumble upon intrigue when the
governors of North and South Carolina
are reported to have quarreled. Griswold
allies himself with Barbara Osborne.
daughter OF the governor of South Caro-
lina, while Ardmore espouses the cause
of Jerry Dengerfeld. daughter of the
governor of North Carolina. These two
young ladies' are trying to fill the shoes
of their fathers while the latter are miss
Ing. Both states are In a turmoil ovS-
one Appeweight, an outlaw with great
political influence. Unaware of each 9TH
er's position, both Griswold and Ardmore
set out to make the other prosecute APP
pleweight Ardmore organizes big hunt.
lins Atlanta reporter. Is arrested by Ard
more, but released to become press agent
for the young millionaire's expedite ton.
Griswold's men capture Bill Appleweight.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-11-19
Knew What He Was Ord erlng.

Order Clerk lin large wholesale
drug house-"There must be some
mistake In this order"
The Boss-'In what way?
Order Clerk-"Druggist wants four
barrels Of arnica and laudanum."
The Boss-"Oh, that's all right. He's
located in a college town"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-11-19
Clock was Fast.

The electric ventilatlng fan on the
wall of the restaurant was whizzing
round. A gentleman who had dined
extremely well sat looking at 1t for
come time. Waiter" he complained
at last, "that clocks fast"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-11-19
News to Her.

He-"Concerning love, everything
possible has been said and thought
She (coyly)-"But not to me-
Fliegende Batter.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-11-19
Her Plans.

Mistress-I feel very Ill. Bridget
What would you do II l should die,
Maid-Faith, an cud give warnin'
to the master as well as to yourself
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
Rice.


The most careful chemical analyses
have demonstrated that rice possesses
more nutriment than wheat. oats or
barley. 1T win sustain life longer
than any other starch producing plant.
The Chinese and Japaue re upon
II. endure great fatigr j work
harder than the people ny other
nation.
President Taft has been invited to
deliver an address at the formal open
ing Of the Carnegie library at Howard
university. Washington. on Thursday.
March TO- The new library building
cost 10000. which sum was donated
By Andrew Carnegie. There win b
many distinguished educators and
prominent government officials pres
mt. many Of whom VIII also deliver
brief addresses.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
Mail and Female.

The latter morns Of every month
scan my nah most eagerly:
The business notes come meagerly
The last OF every month.
But thanks Cow from my Aileen's pen
For candy. flowers. dances ten.
Alas. my hours are all too few
To count my little billets doux!
The first few morns Of each new month
Ny man slot rattles gladsomely.
lie in bed 30 sadsomely
The FIRST Of every month
With Page a Shaw and Calvin. too.
play a postal peekaboo.
Alas. my hours are all too few
To count my bIllies overdueI
Harvard LampooA
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09

Mrs. Jas. H. Lewis. notions, cigars
and news stand. Is W. 36th str t
near State.
B. Davis cigars. tobacco and news
stand. 1892 State street.
E. D. Burt, notions and news, stand
1886 State street
w. NJ. Maxwell notions, cigars tc
bacco. CONNECTIONS and news stand
5252 State street.
H. Hart, news stand, cigars,
tobacco and laundry Office, Is W.
35th street.
A. A. Dwelle, cigar store and
news stand, 81 E. 33rd street near
State.
Freddie Smith, 1853 29th street,
Newport News, Va, news agent.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09

A, F. TerValou, cigar store ana
news stand 1904 State street
R. J. Jones, news stand. barber
shop and pool r pom. 1884 State street
George L Martin. maker OF fac
cigars and news stand. Is ". 3lsi
street, near State.
Mrs. Nellie Phelps, cigars. notions
and news stand. 81 W. 5Ist street
near DeaI born
W. 8. Cole cigars. tobacco and
news stand. "a W. s1st street. nesr
Dearborn.
Philip Smith. cigars. tobacco and
news stand ". 9th Street.
T. B. Hall. laundry ONCE. tobacco
and news stand. IL W. 2sth street
near State.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
Harvest.

Who II Il. a. the ice grows thick.
Takes on a settled grin?
The iceman. with his heart OF brick.
And neither kith Por kin
This Is the harvest time for him.
And while the suns asleep
He hustles forth his forces grim
His frozen hay TO reap.
In barns upon the banks they store
Each rugged blue white cake
And stun In more and more and more
Until the big barns ache.
In summer will the iceman ride
In automobiles twain,
While those who have TO leap aside
Must buy and swell his gain
Buffalo ExpreGA
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
omIa.iona 81 Hi.tn-

AZ the urgent request Of thu barOns
King john had just signed Magma
Charta.
-One would think. gentlemen" he
said. with bitter sarcasm. you suspect
me Of an intention to gobbIe the lake
ront organize a milk trust or pun OF
q First ward BALI
1nwardly cursing all reformers. from
John the Baptist TO Arthur Burrage
TarweIl. he even refused the request
Of an eager souvenir hunter for the
pen with which he had affixed the roy.
al name 70 the Chicago
Tribune.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
MAKING : Do M.tt.r Wer,..

why do yOu write your rhymes
without dividing the Iines-that Is. why
do you run the stuff all together as II
Il were proSeY'
Il do that for the purpose Of piquing
the readers curiosity"
Gee whiz! Isn't IT bad enough to
get a fellow to read a poem without
adding insult TO injury by plqulng bis
curiosity Y-ChIcago Record Herald.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
a KIM Eoonnmn.

An example Of George Ills eeonO.
mics Is % curious as almost 10 Uags
gest that II must have betokened an
preaching insanity He actually let
out the cream colored horses used for
his state coach 70 a Iobmaster. who
thinks from the great receipt o. Gus
tom that they win draw him into an
easy fortune"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09

At Columbia. No.. on the university
campus. is the only monument to
Thomas Jefferson on the Louisiana
purchase. II Is very simple and was
designed by Jefferson himself for his
grave at Monticello. The Inscription
Is from papers found among Jeffer-
sons belongings after his death.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09

Atlanta Gets Sunday School Congress.
The fifth annual meeting OF the Sun
Day school congress movement among
Afro-Americans wll/be held At At
hnta, Ca. in the Liberty Baptist
church. Of which the Rev. Or. J. W.
Jackson Is pastor. from May . % 20
inclusive. Religious workers from al
sections Of the country are expected b
be in attendance.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
Action. Soak Louder.

Hubby. do you love me as much a.
you did when we were first marriedr
''0f course"
Seems to me you don't tell me 50 ~
often as you did"
Yes. I do. Seems to me you're hard
er to convince. "-Louisville Courier
Journal.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
St. Monica'S Church

st. Monica's Church, Dearborn and
seth streets. Rev. John S. Morris,
Pastor. Rectory, S54s Dearborn street
Masses on Sundays, $3.50. $50, 1880.
instruction for the children after the
$3.50 mass.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
Women Plan to Erect Public Hall.

1t is gratifying to note the success
Of the MOorman-Harper company IN
Brooklyn. which has for it's object the
erection Of a modern hall In which
the many secret and benevolent socie-
ties among our people may hold their
business meetings and also their pub
lie entertainments. No more worthy
enterprise than this which the women
are pushing forward could be under
taken for the good Of the race.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
aHsvln' ToIIabIs Zine"

Can't git an the Joy in a minute!
In that there's no reason or rhyme
You're good to the world ef you're In \
An havin' q toIlable time.
n the dollars are slow IN the danctn'
A teller can keep feeisn' prime
II he'll Jest 60 his way In the sunshinl
each day.
HRvin' q tollable time
Atlanta Constitutioa.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09

Young ladies' said an absentmind-
ed teacher Of Latin 20 his class In Viz
gil. Il understand that you count upon
my calling on you In alphabetical or
der and prepare your lessons accord-
ingly ! am surprised and disappoint-
ed at such conduct Hereafter I warn
you l shall begin at the other end Of
the alphabet"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
Ahaad Of the Hounds.

Old Lady-What Is the title Of n
pieture, dear?
Daughter-'Dogs." after Sir Edwin
Landseer.
Old LADY, can see the dogs, b.
where on earth IL LAndseerf-Alh
SlOper.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09

WAsn re only -'droD'' fF0n ths alss %
the croWds
Whsn-to make this nsW agurs fuil
rounded. complete
IE.s only drop from = star 20 the srestt
Boston Herald
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
N. Revennea of Iima.

The ancients were a lucky crew:
The world and everything was aew.
The ancients they were happy uen
Because the jokes were modern then
The ancients had the modern jokSS;
Us moderns are unhappy folks.
The ancients had the modern punsi
Us moderns have the ancient cnes-
Kansas City Tina
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
His Lack.

He had the strength to do great things,
He had the knowledge and the chance;
But, plagued in vain imaginings.
He looks upon the world askance-
His fight has been q losing fight
He lays hts bitter blame on fate;
de had the knowledge and the might.
But did not have the viii to wait
Chicago Record-Herald-
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09

The Chicago man who demands Q
divorce because bis wife has become .
physician has acted IN 4 hasty man
neg. he should have taken bis medicine
more philosophIcally. -Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
Hats.

We owe the hat to Asia, for It was
10 that country that the AT Of felt1ng
wool was first known. and from the
most remote periods the at was car
ried on by the orientals.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
canadaia aanea.

Canadaas senate consists Of eighty-
seven members. nominated for lifs By
the governor general They must al
be thirty or over and possess at least
1900 worth Of property. They are
naid $500 per annum.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09

The manufacture Of tin plates origi-
mated in Bohemia, hammered iron
plates having been coated with tin In
that country some time before the year
1900.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
Durable ink.

Known as the "old English record
ink" there is a special writing 6uid
officially prescribed by tie law Of Eng
land for use by registrars Of births.
deaths and marriages.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
Rritish House Of comr,.n..

Britieh House Of comHsons.
The house Of commons was original
cd by Simon de Montfort. earl of
Leicester. In 125& 20 strengthen his
own power In opposition TO Henry III.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
A Herss,k Foot.

The foot Of a horse Is one Of the
most ingenious and unexampled pieces
Of mechanism In the whole range OF
animal structure
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
BARGAIN IN REAL ESTATE.
So1o Wentworth Ave.

FOR SALE-Cheap. house with
Store, two flats Small cash payment.
balance like rent. Suit Colored family.
Dooley, ssth street and Wentworth
avenue. Price $500.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
Harpa.

Some harps have been discovered IN
Egyptian tombs the strings Of which
In several instances were intact and
gave forth distinct sounds after an
estimated silence Of 1900 years.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
FSrasry.

As recently as 1887 forgery was pun
Ishable by death In Great Britain.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
III. Fashion That st,x.

Th9 Fashion That stays.
Fashions mandates. Is you ken.
Must be borne.
Ears. II n decided then.
Won't be worn
II may seem bitter phi;
Never mind.
Noses are In fashion stin.
So we ind.
Louisville Courisr-JournAl
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
Hard 70 phase.

Candidate-If elected shall carry
out the policies Of the present admins
ration.
Voice From the Rear-Don't take the
trouble to carry 'em out! Throw 'em
out!- -Southwestern's Book.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
BACK TO THE OLD STAND.

IL w. 29th st. near State St., T. B.
Hall, laundry mems furnishings, no
tons. cigars. tobacco. and news
stand. Phone Douglas 325S.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09

Submarine Fog Signals.
Submarine fog signals can be heard
fifteen miles.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09

Oh, Whyf
on, why should the newly made play
wright be proud
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
ROLLER SKATE PROGRAM
Every night In the week rom 7 .
u p. N. with the following
variations:

SKATING from , to 1o:so-DaneIns
from 1880 to II p. N. every Tues
day, Friday and Saturday night, with
the best Orchestra music. Cash skate
Prize CONTEXT every wednesday, Sun
day and Monday night
Go where you Will, pay what you
may; but the CHATEAU leads N real
wholesome health-0fVIns entertain
ment Come away from the sunny,
tubereuIar. cent death given, cheap
theatre and enjoy the InVIsOratins.
heaIth-sIVIns stmosphsrS Of TIE
CHATEAU.
Admission, 10 cents--One dime
leland GIANTS BASE BALL
& AMUSEMENT ASSN.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
TIE BROAD Ak CAN Be FOUND
ON SALE At TINE FOLLOWING
NEWS STANDS.
From, On and After This Date, Tbs
sroad Az Can BE Found on Sal.
At the Following News stands:

R n Harvsy's Barber shop. ass4
state street.
J. s. Dorssyis arSs store. - ". SIS.
street. near Dearborn
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1910-04-09
Chateau De La Plaisance

5324-2e State Street
Offers for the Winter Unique and
Superb
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1910-04-12
JACK JOHNSON HAS
BEGUN Ills TRAINING
Black Champion Boxes With
Joe Cotton and Says He Will
Start West April 20

CHICAGO. April 11.-Jack Johnson
started training in earnest today for
his coming battle with James ]. Jeffries
for the heavy weight title of the world.
For an hour he boxed with Joe Cotton.
II was just feeling myself out to-
day." said Johnson. From now on I
will live up to regular program until
April 20, when 1 start for San Fran
cisco. / will stop on the way west at
Omaha, Kansas City and Los Angeles. -
This will give him time to set up his
camp at the Seal Rock house about
May l.
Johnson did not seem to be disturbed
by the suit which was filed against him
by a local firm in the municipal court
yesterday He says the piano, which
is the bone of contention, was placed
in his home without his consent and
that the firm disregarded numerous re-
quests to remove it.
That piano wasn't good enough, &"
said Johnson. 81 have one in there
which was made for me, costing $4,000.
and what would 1 want with a 5000
instrument"
Today's program called for 10 miles
of road work through the parks in the
morning and more or less serious mu-
tilation of sparring partners in the
afternoon. This schedule is to be main
tanned until the departure for the
coast, according to johnson.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1910-04-12
BURNS Wins OVER
LANG ON POINTS
American, Though Weakening i'm
Latter Half, Given Decision
by Hugh Mcintosh

SYDNEY, n. S. W., April 11.-Tommy
Burns won the decision from Bill Lang
heavy weight champion of Australia. in
the twentieth round of their fight for
the Australian title today.
The decision was not popular. for. al
though Burns had the better of the first
10 rounds, he weakened in the latter
half. while Lang rallied. The fight was
witnessed by 1000 persons.
The betting was 8 to 1 on Burns when
the men entered the ring Burns tipped
the scales at 1s1 pounds and Lang at
1sS pounds. The referee was Hugh Nc
Intosh.
Both men wore bandages. The first
10 rounds were fast, Burns having the
advantage. Thereafter, Lang evened
up matters Burns though more clever
firing perceptibly. and ducking repeat
eddy.
In the sixth Burns roughed Lang
through the ropes and was hooted by
the crowd. Lang, however, arose and
shook hands with the American as the
bell rang.
In the ninth round Burns punished
Lang severely, but the latter fought
back gamely. The Australian cham
pion made a splendid rally in the
twelfth and, receiving a left to the
ear and nose, responded twice with a
hard right to Burns jaw.
During the last eight rounds Lang
fought cautiously, while Burns plainly
weakened and forced repeated clinches.
Mcintosh gave the fight to the Amer
lean on points.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1910-04-12
Wakefield Wins Close
Game at Graney's

In the most exciting game of the
three cushion billiard tournament at
the Graney last night Wakefield, after
a tough tussle, got away with the game
by one point. He just managed to get
the final point when Hurlbut, his oppo-
nent, was within one of his "a points
and game The game was: Wakefield
80, Hurlbut "a. The score was: Wake
field 80, Hurlbut %.
Hurlbut played a pretty game and
time and again drew the applause of
the large crowd of spectators by his
marvellous skill in pulling out of bad
holes. At one stage of the game Wake
field wanted but and Hurlbut 10. The
losed got away with great billiards.
making nine while the winner was get
ting his last two.
The game tonight is one of the most
important of the tournament. Chap
man and Thompson will match cues,
both playing 90 AS both men are
evenly rated, it looks like stiff game.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1910-04-12
q q q AREAL CURE
%. 90. %. FOR BLOOD DISEASE

s. is Contagious
circulation that its symptoms manifested
the groin swell the hair beg to fall
reasonable to believe that in blood
blood all
particle OF the indious
Contagious Blood Poison
but
1erng disease
of
cleansing roots
IN tna everyone
cure Dc
THE SWIFT