The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1910-03-24
THEIR HONEYMOON.
BY ESTELLE MARSH

wrapped in his or her daily occupa-
ton. Pm practical sort Of fellow"
he used to say. land don't go much
on sentiment" 1t did not occur to him
that there are two worlds-the prac-
teal and the ideal. One who could
look out far into space at spiral
nebula-a forming universe-and be
filed with contempt for a transaction
in cotton yarn Evan could not under
stand. He would call such a person
an idiotic star gazer.
On Evans thirtieth birthday he said
to himself: Il have accumulated suf-
f1cient funds to have home. There
can be no home without a woman.
She is needed to run the household.
will marry"
And so he married. He was careful
In his selection to secure a practical
girl like himself. He asked her friends
if there was any nonsense about her.
and they all replied in the negative.
He talked ''practical' to her, and she
convinced him that she was more
practical than he. In planning for the
wedding he told her that honeymoons
served no other purpose than to make
brides and groOms tired of each other.
They would come home at the end of
their honeymoon's first quarter. She
aSSented.
They had no sooner settled them
selves in their seats on the train after
the wedding than Mrs. Wilder took a
book out of her hand bag and began
to read Evan turned and looked at
her curiously. She paid no attention
to him, but went on reading, and he
turned away to the window. For the
first time in his life he had felt a de-
sire to say something tender. But
there was little encouragement to talk
SOFT to woman deeply interested in
a book. He desisted.' On arrival at
their destination the newly married
very tired after the preparations for
the wedding and wished a room to
herself at the hotel There was some
thing so decided in the proposition
that the husband did not venture an
objection.
The place of their quarter of hon.
eymOon was at the seaside. Evan
arose in the morning, having lain
awake all night in a mental grumble.
He went down to breakfast After
waiting half an hour for his bride he
sent a servant to her room to learn
when she would be down. He receiv-
ed in reply bit of paper on which
was written: Dear Evan-Don't mind
me. I'm making up sleep. Hope you'll
find something to do to kill time"
Evan sat down to breakfast alone.
He had pictured that first breakfast
and wondered how he would ever get
through it. He would read his paper
and his wife would object. He would
lay it aside and try to say something
agreeable TO her and she would pout
She had relieved him Of her presence
at this undesirable first breakfast, and
he was at perfect liberty to read his
paper as he liked.
He strOlled during the morning over
the beach thinking of how differ
ent was the reality from what he had
conceived. He had expected to be
bored, but in different way. An old
joke about the waning of the honey
moon wherein the bride had wished
for some friend and the groom even
for an enemy occurred to him. He
caught sight at the same moment of
one of his chums walking ahead of
him. He turned and walked in an op-
posite direction.
At noon his wife came down looking
refreshed and very pretty. why,
Evan" she said, how dismal you
loOk.'
81 think l have had cause. Am 1 to
spend the whole time alone?'
Not all of it. I've some letters to
write this afternoon. but we can dine
together"
do you consider your action proper
for a br:de?'
Evan. dear. don't you understand"
Understand whatT'
1--WE don't wish to tire of each other
during the first week of welded life"
Wilder was silent.
Il wish you to get used to me grad
ually," she continued, "as one be-
comes accustomed to a new dish for
which a taste must be acquired"
HIM
''Get boat or something this after
noon. Can't you go fishing? Wen
dine together at and listen to the
music afterWard."
and thenY
"Why. I'll do some reading"
"And tomorrow"
''YoL might go off with one Of those
yachting parties for the day."
Evan knit his brows. "Pll see about
it." he said.
They dined together and for awhile
after dinner listened to the hotel or
chestra. Evan sat apparently conjur-
ing up something in his mind. Pres
emily he said, THE moons full to-
night"
Some couples honeymoon is ended
at last and thew can get away from