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The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20
Suburban Suburbs.

A fat dweller having selected what
he thought was pretty good thing in
one of the suburbs as a place of resi-.
dence, took his wife out to look at 1t.
The rent was low, but the house was
on the very rim of the town. The wife
failed to enthuse.
What's the matter with it?" he
asked testify. for he had had hard
time finding II.
Well" she replied with feminine
firmness. Il am willing for your sake
to live in suburb OF the city. but !
positively viii not live in the suburb
of a suburb. It's asking too MUCH
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20

HOOK.
cod, which was seized by the devil
fish, just as 1t grabbed the hook. Fol-
lowing the pull of the line the mon
ster good-naturedly logged up to the
surface. Then Selling the boat, and
the two men gazing In petriied aston
ishment, 1t had brainstorm and be-
gan making trouble, wrapping its ten
tacles around the boat oars with which
the men tried to kill it.
When Nelson began on 1t with a
boat hook 1t slid under the boat and,
attaching itself to the bottom, stuck
like leech, with tentacles squirming
and failing the water. To escape
these writhing horrors the men
slashed and cut with boat hook and
penknives, cutting off nearly every
one of the tentacles before the fight
was over.
The struggles of the fish rocked the
boat from side to side In dangerous
manner, which only ceased when a
neat thrust of the hook caught the
fish firmly in the body, and it was
pulled alongside the gunwale by Mel
son, while his companion mauled 1t to
death with an oar. Both men were
worn out with the struggle and scared
white. The devil fish was sold to the
American Fish company, which In turn
disposed of 1t to the Japanese, who
will make soup OF 1t.
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20

% OSTON.-The kissing bug and de
ID brutalized" football have been
given official o. KS by Harvard uni
versity. And In the same breath with
the announcement that there is no
danger in the exchange of germs by
the OSCILLATION route comes the order
that freshmen must be kept under
closer supervision.
President Lowell, In his report to
the trustees. advocates the general
playing of football by students when
IL is on plane where all may take
part and when the players are not
trained gladiators. DIR. A. M. Worth
ington of the medical school and an
expert on bacteria. Is the one who de-
tends the gentle sport of kissing
either as an outdoor or an indoor pas
time.
Speaking merely as a student of the
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20
Traffic on the MIssIs.IppI.

The steamboat age on the Missis.
sippi began about 1921 and fiourished
for so years. AS early as 1884 the
number of steamboats, estimated on
the Mississippi and its tributaries Is
estimated at 230 and In 1912 there
were $50 vessels. with value Of $685.
100000. But the golden era was from
1S4S till the war. Never did the val.
ley and steamboating prosper more
than then. Thousands of bales of cot.
ton were annually shipped to southern
markets and the wharves of st. Louis
and Memphis and Vicksburg and 9th.
er large ports were stacked with piles
of merchandise and lined with scores
of steamers.-Travel Magazine.
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20
"Jap" Prince Gives Canned Interview

wa sought to foist on them, his visitors
grew serious, grinned again, and grew
serious again. Then one blurted out:
you are a Japanese prince. aren't
your"
That was what Tokugawa wanted.
He pointed to the tract-and his grin
was seraphic.
Number one!" he qualified.
The tract holders consulted para
graph number one. 1t averred:
Il am Prince Tokugawa Iyesato.
present head of the illustrious Tokuga-
wa family, grand GORDON"
What about war between Japan
and this country"
Number three" elucidated the
prince.
That paragraph read:
From time to time the newly coined
phrase. the Japanese-American war;
appears in the foreign newspapers in
Japan. Personally cannot imagine
such thing taking place. America
has assisted materially in Japan's prog
ress and is her honorable benefactor,
with whom the best terms of honora-
BILE cordially and friendship exist"
The interview progressed in the
same fashion until one visitor said:
"Good-by, prince"
Number seven." smiled Tokugawa.
Admit "No. T."
"Good-by. shall see the honorable
stockyards and a department store to-
morrow. l shall embark for Liverpool
May IL, and will return to japan by
Europe and the .'iberian railway"
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20
TWO men IN DESPERATE
FIGHT WITH Devil FISH
MONSTER HAS A BRAlNsToRM,
WRAPS TENTAcLEs AROUND
OARS AND ROCKS BOAT.

Tacoma, Wash.--A devil fish meas
uring II feet from tip to tip of its
tentacles came near capsizing a boat
containing Fred Nelson. fisherman
and a companion.
Failing TO do this. 1t fastened itself
to the bottom of the craft and began
towing 1t down the sound toward Sc
attic.
After a desperate struggle with
boat hooks, oars and pocket knives
the men succeeded in freeing the boat
from the grips of the octopus and
finally captured 1t.
They were fishing midway between
Point Defiance pavilion and Vashon
island. Nelson caught a large rock
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS $780,
~ 900 of the estate of Thomas j.
Emery, who was by far the largest
realty owner in Cincinnati, has Just
been set aside by his widow. Mrs.
Mary Emery, for the founding and
perpetuation of home for birds. Mrs.
Emery has just completed the pur-
chase Of two acres OF land i'm Evans
wood and has signified her intention
of turning It over TO the care OF the
department of biology In the Uni
versity of Cincinnati.
This ground is TO be provided with
different kinds of houses for birds. II
will be made secure against the I'm
vasion OF cats and small boys and
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20
Consider This Advice.

No woman should submit to surgi-
cal operation, which may mean death.
until she has given Lydia Il. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, made exclusive
ly from roots and herbs, fair trial.
This famous medicine for women
has for thirty years proved to be the
most valuable tonic and invigorator of
the female organism. Women resid-
ing in almost every city and town in
the United States bear willing testi-
mony to the wonderful virtue of Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
1t cures female ills, and creates radi-
ant, buoyant female health. If you
are ill, for your own sake as well as
those you love, give it trial.
Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass,
invites all sick women to write
her for advice. Her advice Is free,
and always helpful.
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20

A clear brain and
Steady, dependable nerves
Can win wealth and fame
For their owner.
Clear Medicines and a
Strong, healthy body
Depend largely on the
Right elements in
Regular food and drink.
Coffee contains caffeine
A poisonous drug.
Postum is rich in the
Gluten and phosphates that
Furnish the vital energy
That puts ginger" and
'''hustle"
Into body and brain.
There's a Reason"
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20
The Simple Shepherd.

A cockney, while spending hts holi-
days in the Highlands, met an old
shepherd, driving a flock Of sheep.
Wishing to show off a bit, he said:
Nov, If were a shepherd l would
teach the sheep to follow me-"
"Oh, ave." said the shepherd, "and
I hiv nae doot ye wild manage, for
II they saw anither sheep in trent
they wild be sure to follow.
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20
Shows Value Of Steel Car.

That the steel car is of great value
as a protection to passengers in the
event of collision was demonstrated
in a recent clash of two trains in
the Hudson tunnel, New York city.
There was no such telescoping as
would probably have occurred with
wooden cars, and the injuries were
merely such as resulted from the pas
sengers being thrown down by the
shock OF the collision.
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20

cuchillon states that there was not
single night, from June until July 10,
I'm which flames were wanting on the
volcano, or in which there were not
rumbling noises.
July 10 it rained black mud over the
town of Taal, flames and smoke were
thrown out during August and Sep
TENDER and on September 20 tempest
joined to the rumblings and flames.
The lightnings continued without in
terruption until December 4. lasting
more than two months. From Septem-
Der % to September 26 such a copious
rain of pumice stone fell that the peo-
pie were obliged to abandon their
homes. During that one night the
ground was covered with ashes and
scoriae to depth of foot and half.
destroying all vegetation.
On November Is the noises we're
deafening and dense smoke blackehed
the atmosphere, while such a quantity
of large stones fell into the lake as to
cause big waves. The earth trembled
and houses shook. On November 81
the violence increased so that the
whole island was covered with fire,
between four and six o'clock on the
evening of November 20 the horizon
darkened, leaving everything in night.
The rain of ashes ceased on December
l, when a hurricane which lasted two
days tore up what little had been left
standing That was the last great
eruption, the outbreaks in 1903. 1873
and 1908 were confined to Lake Bonn
bon and the island.
HENRIETTA SANDS ANDERSON.
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

the seat OF the disease. Catarrh Is blood OF const-
tutioal disease and In order TO cure II must take
internal remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken In
ternally and acts directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure Is not quack medi-
cine It prescribed by OF the best physicians
n this country for years and regular prescription.
IL Is composed OF the best tones known, combined
with the best blood purifiers. acting directly on the
mucous surfaces. The perfect combination OF the
two ingredients Is what produces such wonderful re-
suits In curing catarrh. Send for testimonials free
+. ]. CHENEY & CO., Props. Toledo. D.
Sold by Druggists price Use.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20
Out of the Race.

Because of the general scrapping
match between the various cities II
to who shall have the honor of the
National or International Congress OF
Aviators, Washington and Baltimore
have both withdrawn from the whole
business.
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20
PASSING STRANGE.

II notice where a bigamist has been
living for years with two wives in the
same house. without the least dis
cord"
"Oh. well. Most anything is liable
to happen in this world. once knew
two tenors who were chums and sang
the same opera company"
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20
New Fly Trap.

A Californian has taken advantage
of the fact that flies always walk up
a window by inventing a trap to be
fastened to a pane in such a manner
that fly will enter 1t without being
aware that it has left the surface of
the glass.
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20
A surnrialna Event.

Mr.. Brown crushing excitedly into
the room)-Marie. Marie. intelligence
has just reached me
Mrs. Brown Calmly interrupting
him)-Well, thark heaven. Henry
Life.
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20
Roosevelt to Represent the U. s.

Theodore Roosevelt accepted by ca
BILE the appointment by President Taft,
to be special ambassador to represent
the United States at the funeral of
King Edward in London. May 20. The
cablegrams exchanged between the
president and Col. Roosevelt were not
made public.
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20

could not do any or
my homework. My
sickness was called
Retrohexion. When
i would sit down L
felt as if / could not
ge t up. / took
Lydia e. Pinkham's
V e ge t a BILE Com
pound and did just
as you told me and
now 1 am perfectly
cured, and have a
big baby boy" =
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20
Hard to choose.

Edward" said the teacher. you
have spelled the word rabbit with two
is. You must leave one of them out"
Yes. ma'am." replied Edward;
which one?"
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20
Thirteen Drown on the Missouri.

Thirteen persons. seven of them
passengers, lost their lives in the sink.
ing OF the steamer City of Saltillo on
the Missouri river at Glen Park, Mo.
The boat was thrown against a rock
by the swift current two hours after
her start from the wharf here. Glen
Park Is "a miles below St. Louis.
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20

Truth is said to be stranger than
fiction, yet it is only in fiction they get
married and live happily ever after.
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20
ANOTHER
WOMAN
CURED
ByLydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Black Duck, Minn.-"About year
ago / wrote you that j was sick and
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20

The board of bishops OF the Metho-
dist Episcopal church in session at
Chicago adjourned after deciding to
hold the next convention at Washing
ton, ID. c., October 26.
VIM. III. Head, SO years old. claim
agent of the Illinois Central Railroad
Co. for 40 years and pioneer resident
OF Chicago. died at his home while
sitting in a chair. Born in England,
he was a choir boy in st. Paul cathe.
dral, London, more than GO years ago.
He attended the convention which
nominated Lincoln so years ago and
was personal friend OF President
Lincoln
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20
Grain, Etc.

wheat-Cash No. 2 red, sl.1Ih; MAY.
silly: July opened with an advance
OF Nc at s1.04, advanced to s1.04% and
declined to. $1.O4H September opened
at s1.03. advanced &c and declined TO
$1.03k: No. I white, S1.nh.
Corn-Cash No. 3, sac: No. yellow,
Csc, No. 4 white, car at 67hc
oats-Standard, cars at 45kc: No. 8
white. I Ger at 44%c.
Rye--Cash No. L. SIC.
Beans-cash and May. s2l5; October.
$2.05.
cIoverseed-Prime October. 100 bags
at $3.50.
Feed--In 100-lb sacks. jobblng lots:
Bran, t26: coarse cornmeal t27: fine
middlings. s29; cracked corn and coarse
cornmeal. s25; corn and oat chop. S24
per ton.
Flour-Best Michigan patent s5.e5:
ordinary patent. 1915; straight, $685.:
clear. s5.b5; pure rye t445; spring
patent, $500 per Dbl in wood, jobbing
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20
THE MARKETS

Detroit-Cattle-M Csc TO 500
higher than last week; very light run.
Extra dry-fed steers and heifers. S2.7s
@750; steers and heifers. 1000 TO 1900,
$7@7.25; steers and heifers, 500 to / 900,
$6.50G6.75: steers and heifers that are
fat. 500 TO 700, $4,000: choice fat
cows. So so: good fat cows. $5@5.25:
common cows. $4,000: Gamers, So:
choice heavy bulls. S5.50@575; fair to
good bolognas. bulls. $685. stock
bulls. $4@4.50; mixers, large, young.
medium age, $40@55; common mixers.
S25@35.
Veal calves-Market strong, last
weeks prices. Best. $7q775; others.
$4m7
Mich cows and springers-Steady.
Sheep and lambs-Market strong at
last weeks prices. Best lambs, $500
S.55; fair to good lambs, S7.506825;
light to common lambs. S45OG55O;
spring lambs, $10911, fair TO good
sheep. $6@6.75; culls and common. $3.50
as.
Hogs-Receipts, 1922; market slow:
packers bidding 10c to 15c lower than
on Wednesday: nothing sold at noon.
Range of prices: Light to good butch
ers, $3.50; pigs, $3.50: light workers.
$3.50; stays, i-3 on.
East Buffalo. N. Receipts
steady.
Hogs-Receipts steady; heavy, 500
1910; workers., $1O.l5 "a 1920: pigs,
5000
sheep--steady: best lambs. $3.50
s.35; yearlings, S775@S; wethers. s7.25
Q7.6O: ewes. s6.5097.50.
The Yale expositor., 1910-05-20

HENRIETTA SANDS ANDERso
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-12-03
THE HAWAIIAN BAND.

Hawaiian which public
OF o disruption. Unless something
Hawaiian public public
The this condition Of affairs will
that The this particular
whether together allowed practically dstand?
Dla~mn members the leading
players they their
already positions salaries
places while spured their
joining private organizations.
q e do about it!
o Hawaiian Band it still called by the majority,
s
expect There VIII be disappointment
should tlen viii
be impossible fill their places early 1t
player takes build q band.
me they by playing
they county
impossible fathers
the demand other will have be
quickly. a band all,
blow q little music
members Hawaiian band earned the
dollars received probably band
a this
Hawaiian musicians has made
Probably Filipino musicians had
for the paid present. but do them! Already is
The mi to
said the without
FIaNaian' band
If
salaries,
the bandboys within the
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-12-03
WORK FOR CONGRESS.

yesterday
Republicans
Republican platform promises while opportunity
According
of
to fonwing
ion o e schedule by schedule.
golfers auxl,
economy n departments.
government may opened
holding lien them
Reciprocity
Appropriations put postal
Ship subsidy through subsidized malcaryng lines.
Worlng"en employers liability laws based
Iorto of commission.
Alaska giving the Territory stronger voice in
affairs.
Appropriation of of
on al n criminal law.
of consolidation
health
Money continue the board.
Safety appliances railroads.
Authorization limited between railroads
the commission
0 Appalachian bin.
n b
Supreme might result
sherman
act j unlikely II
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High Insurance Rates.
Cleghorn Resolutions.

\ committee comprising e. Won
iIamm. g. Fred Bush and ". +, DIlIIng-
ham was appointed 10 draft resolutions
IN the death of he late Hon. Archibald
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-12-03

IN front Of their places Of business
Nhere they a0 not belong.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-12-03
RAIN UNDOEs ALL
THE MOSQUITO WORK
Floods Out Ponds, Freshens the
Oiled Pools and is Fine for
"Wigg!ers.''

The heavy rains that have been bless
ing Honolulu Internationally for the
past week or 50 are gall and wormwood
to the board of health's brigade of mos
quito chasers. Where, up to several
days ago, the best reports possible were
coming in from Makiki. Punahou, Lower
Manoa and Waikiki districts, the work
must now all be done over again.
Pools that had been oiled have been
freshened; ponds filled with fish have
overfowed fish and all, and new in
spection is needed al down the line.
The .skecrer' brigade has been con
filming its attentions to this part Of the
city, a. being the worst breeding
grounds and most Of the difficulties
were being overcome. The work is be
yond the experimental stage, although
ne department i stilI working on sub
>titute- Tor oil. said to lie Improvements.
one large pond, directly opposite
Fort De Russy. near the Levers road.
which was found to lie full of the wig
gIcrs. was filled with the nvinr,hle but
6iminutive fish. For two days they
must have gone hungry, but ON the
mira IheE ser L" ana a'e up every
"iIGi'f III S'2Ai. /, mas now "eou SAT
iSfaclor.l\ proven Ia'I the H9h VIII NOT
ear the "i-4itfN I"i ~e\'Fa' ''l9 alltI
being placed in strange waters.
he IItcHtI"S are S,iH '"' """e -
me H!"9fo''' H"'''' a. 9', 50 =,
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tattve fos every thirty thousand inn.1;
taats. Since then the membership lI,4a sos
ratio have been: and
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Admiral Hollyday May Act.


- 1'oi'' - 'i'iI Pc -
"HSIt '"'S "o n.y. pSi'D1
Admiral Hollyday May Act.
Mr.. Bush called attention to the con
ference which promotion committee
members had with Admiral Rees con
cerning their request to have the adj
mirai u,e his influence t. have the fence
around the naval station taken down,
ana the auhII" itPiE 'li't "S'
ally would he gIad 10 ii" 50, '0l ihe
dusty StrGe'S prg[eh'e9 any S"yn aSl.o1
op.hg taken. ne "uHil'"l 9o@I'S 'e4
'Hd' t"' street W 'i'e''' 80 az
""" '"e 4o'9'''I nj S''.>'" "p "-''
,.,.,3 -. H. ,ro,,a+.,,, ,o,,~,;++oo
~ al mo straa+s and +ha ,narchan+s,
.,..nc;,tinn Viii mako thf same reoust
- -ba .,,,,a,,-isors
A. 70 tal5ing down the fence If was
stated that Admiral Reas could not do
MS bn+ a. Admiral HolIvdav, chief Of
+ho h,reaI of wards and docks would
ha harn IN lime he could order ii down
IF his attention was called to ii.
14ia, rre,,ranca Pates
.-..,,-,., .o4,s
IT'S f"S9' '"H - - -t;. ;4t !
was NEou3"l " ~ I'1i,., ~ f,.,,,.;,,n
statement ~ NV a1.o III.
"Ss"ei"'ioh ',i'i'i.!, ,rhal.a ,,,os
1','9 ''-l, ,.-,-.;",, af o,,iI;on thar
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-06-22

right spirit. Not, however, in the way
Mr.. Hearst criticises when he speaks of
our repression of people; of India,
Ireland, Egypt and South Africa
broken with''a rod of iron and their
soil wet from it's sword of blood" He
insults the English when he says we
have exploited Egypt and governed
her upon the obvious basis of greed for
the acquired territory" Mr.. Hearst be-
longs to a young country, which up to
now has had very little outside war
fare and which is vast enough to pro-
vide for many years enough internal
pioneering and opening up to keep her
occupied. But of the human and just
conquest and interference in such un-
civilized countries as India and Egypt
by so great a nation as the English,
and of The white mans burden" In
governing these countries; of the en-
.durance. patience, courage and deep
sense of duty and responsibility which
they e%ngender, Mr.. Hearst knows alb
solutely nothing. 1t is a for a news
paper proprietor to talk of governing
oriental countries from his office chair.
AN ENGLISH WOMAN.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-06-22
THE CLEVELAND MONUMENT FUND.

6Ta HE Grover Cleveland monument fund, to which S50;OOO Is
already pledged by subscription, must be increased to $lO0,
900 before it's object can be accomplished. The fund appeals
with peculiar force to the minds of all thoughtful and patriotic men
at the present time, when there are SO many great problems OF
government to be solved, with so much uncertainty and popular
unrest. Grover Cleveland was the type of safe and sane states
manship. He was steadfast and unfinching in his adherence to
principle and to his sense of duty. Opportunism he despised. To
him truth was eternal and he planted himself upon that rock.
There was nothing snowy in the character of Grover Cleveland. BE
was all simplicity, as truly great men usually are. He was a
politician Of that eminent quality which lifts itself above the arts
of politics and disdains appeals to anything save sober reason
which in the common affairs of mankind ultimately prevails. The
death of Grover Cleveland brought out national tributes that
showed how wide and deep was the affection for him among the
American people. That sentiment is to be embodied in a national
monument. Gould there be a more appropriate time than the pres
ent year to complete the monument fund?