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The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-09
Mark Twain as Attraction"

A girl who was stranger to Mark
Twain once found her way into his
Bermuda home with the hope of get
ting a sight of the author. She came
suddenly in contact with him and
frankly explained her Grand
"Have you seen the crystal cave
yet" be asked. ''or the aquarium
''No; I came to see you first" she
answered.
'Well, you shouldn't have seen me
first" he answered. 81 run in oppo-
sition to the crystal and the aquari-
UNI. But they're not shucks to me.
I'm lots better. l give them their
moneys worth. But you should see
them. Then you'll appreciate me-
This was said in his most earnest
drawl and with only a sparkle of hui
NOR in his keen blue eyes.-Chicago
Tribune.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-09
!: GRIMES AND CASUALTIES
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

At Watertown, N. Y, Private
MCGEE, Tenth cavalry, who was cap
tured at Bonneville after a running
pistol fight with the Oneida county po-
lice, was taken to the city hospital.
One bullet was found to have struck
him, making four holes in his body.
The autopsy on Jones' body was
performed by Drs. Ryan of Philadel-
phia, 0. p JOPLIN and Eben Hill, medi-
cal reserve corps, attached to the
Twenty-Fourth infantry. He was shot
through the heart, and Turner's
through the lung. The victims were
negroes. MCGEE states the quarrel
started over crap game in the camp
of instruction at Pine Plains
Samuel J. Hirsh, of Hirsh & Wick
wire, clothing manufacturers at Frank
lin and Van Buren, streets, Chicago,
committed suicide in New York at
the Knickerbocker hotel by cutting
his throat with a razor. He was seen
by maid in the hotel while he was
writing some farewell notes with the
blood streaming down his face from
a cash on his cheek Before hotel en-
ployes could reach him he had slashed
his throat and was dying.
Dangling from trestle just outside
Graceville, Fla, were found the bodies
of Ed. Christian, negro, charged
with shooting Deputy Sheriff Allen
Burns, and Hattie Bowman negress,
who was arrested on the charge of be-
ing implicated in the crime.
Fred McConkey was killed and Har.
ry Erter and Christ Carter were IA
tally injured when an Erie railway
train struck the carriage in which they
were driving near Springfield, O.
Within three months of the suicide
of his fancee, Miss Olga Yenna, Der.
nard Wagner, a young man of Eliza
beth, n j., shot himself through the
heart with small hunting rifle.
Angry because his attentions were
rejected, Dominick Diconnillo at Phil
adelphia, shot and killed Mrs. Marie
Dominica, the wife of his landlord
and then committed suicide
Mrs. Mary Shields of Flint, Mich.
was killed and score of passengers
were injured when an electric car on
the Detroit United Railway jumped the
track near Rochester, Mich.
Fred Ziringer, we'll known Pitts
burg bantam-weight boxer, died from
a drink of carbolic acid which he took
by mistake for cramp medicine.
Lightning struck barn at Viewers
Store, Tenn, in which several negroes
had sought refuge, instantly killing
three of them
Hector Murray, railroad contract
or, was killed by laborer near Alex
ander, Alberta.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-09
GEN. E. o. s. GOODYEAR DEAD
Veteran Succumbs After More Than a
Year of Illness.

General Ellsworth D. S. Goodyear
passed away at New Haven, Conn.,,
after an illness of more than a year,
aged S4 He was the oldest of the
seven sons of Bella Goodyear, being a
direct descendant in the sixth genera
ton of Stephen Goodyear, first deputy
governor of New Haven colony. His
great grandfather was revolutionary
soldier and he and four others fought
for the Union during the Civil war
From 1868 to 1884 he was United
States custom house inspector at New
Haven. Since leaving the custom
house service he has passed a quiet
lift at his home in North Haven. He
represented North Haven in the legis-
lature of 1867.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-09
Striking 1t Rich.

'Did you ever strike it rich pros
pecting"'
"Only once.'' replied the westerner.
81 was going along trail in the noun
tains late one afternoon when l saw
the CLEAN of metal. fastening to it,
found
Silver or gold?"
"Tin. 1t was a matchbox, full too.
And had been out of matches since
my early morning smoke" -Philadel-
phia Ledger.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-09
RAIN ENSURES COTTON CROP
Copious Rainfall in Texas Will Cause
Very Heavy Yield.

Quite large scope of southwest
ern Texas, embracing more than one
third of the area of the state. was
visited by the heaviest rainfall in
many months.
In some localities the precipitation
amounted to four inches. The rain
insures big crop of cotton IN all that
region.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-09

Racing with fast Lake Shore mail
train, Glenn H.. Curtiss, the aviator,
drove his biplane over Sandusky bay,
in Lake Erie, from Cedar Point to
Euclid Beach, Cleveland, an air line
distance of sixty miles, completing
his 120 mile round trip flight and es-
tablishing an unquestioned worlds
record for over-water flights. IN
cidentally, he beat the train into
Cleveland by seventeen minutes. Cur
tiss won $4,000 by his feat.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-09
The Convenient Excuse.

Hard luck is generally the name peo-
pie give to the thing that happens
when they have been acting foolishly.
Chicago Record Herald.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-09
Dreadful!

Stella-A dreadful experience. you
say? Relatives: | saw great bargain
in shoes when | had hole in my
stocking!-L Ladies' Guest
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-04-21
9fokMdtterIein.
Sson 6Iga Seib.

es 1T 10 itiI, idon nabt Die Sammer'
itun6e,
&d iinne ib uno trdlIme gar 5u germ,
llno iebneno sieben Biinlhe unO 8es
Santeu
@eit bur6 bic BcIf. gu Dir in Iicbe
SerI.
Sd fab I'M @eiit I'M fIeineu, iparmcn
3immcr
Seiu freunolidJ IntIib, mir 10 redt
pertrdlIt,
llno cifrig ifaffit on nit ben 5arten
Sdnoen,
Snoeb Seiu auee gu mir nieberidait.
Gin Bid 10 miIb. io boiler Sieb mS
@iite,
8ie mabt er mir nod iest bas Scr5 10
ipdrm;
Gin Iei6tes 2ddeIn, INNER frob. 3us
frieben,
lluS plauberub iisen mir 10 grm in
glrml
llno i'd cradle sir bon meiner 6eis
math,
Son meinen 2icben, lnierm trmlten
Snls,
Son aIlem Sh6nen, oas mein Sug'
gelehen;
co tauifen germ mir Die 8eoanien
aus.
Sanu aber IdbipGrm' idj bir in Suit unb
Srelloe,
Gou meinen Sugen6s SbeaIeu bor;
Sm iueibeu Saar ueritebit bu nod mein
Siiblen,
llnS INNER Ieiblt bu freunbIid mir Sein
Sbr.
Bin idl erregt, bann itrei6eIit bu gang
Ieiie
Nlir 8aue' rub Snar nit beiner iueis
dlen Snnb
limb fiibt mid nilb; o ipie i'd INNER
bantbar
Ser 2ippen 2iebessrub 10 germ ems
pfanS. -
Sier nm babeim iinS bic grimerln9cr
Ylcin trcuer Sreunb; id bente Iiebeuo
pein.
gu bait mir biel, uuenblid pieI geges
ben,
SD bante inuis Dir. GrobmiittcrIcinl
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-04-21

Iaip. 81: r&Onnen sic mir
piellei9t iassn, mas Der Ssrr bort nit
oem I9parssn S6uurrbart unb M
bem tiefI9ioarssn 9aar fir Elm Qunoss
mann iit?" = g.: nOas 1T eia
Sa9Ie." = o.: nRi9t mOglif, = ID
henfe, bic Sa9isn iinb ale BELIEF"
-8aIGgefprGd. Gr: nNsin
5rGuleiu, mir tan3en nun ihon ben
9an3en I6snb suiummen, unb nod
bat tein 8ort Sbre ihOnen 2ipp.n 9ts
treRnt. Hennen sic mir tpsnigIteus
Sbr.n Tamsn, bamit i9 lpsiB, mem Id
eineu Der senuBreidItsn absnbe m.ls
nes 2ebens peroante." - Sic: sd
beese be S6mibten."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-04-21

ter fbt uno oie 3eitung ftuoirt. 81,
bat ii6 eben iiber oas 0ienitmGo6en
gedtaert uno 1T nod tampfluitig.
Qlber Serr Sbiimlsr antpOrtet niht
uno 2isiel lpeib fhpn Bath.
9u nimmIt ben neuen f6parS,n
plifeerpd, Ututter", iagt lie na4s
Sentlid, nuno Die tpsiBe SeiosnbIous
is, Ole 9u NOD gar nidt 9stragen
bait, neil 9u iie ia erit betamit, als
Ser Sommsr fait OOrbsi mar"
,0as tOnnte ia gsben", i.u9t
Sruu S6iimlsr. Limb Ou 5iebit
6as 8laue an, bas TT tpenigitsns
neu, penn aud redt bei4eioen fiir's
GonSert. 2lber piellei9t niiBt's Dir
man9e WGnner finO f9on 70.
Batter bat isinsn i4mar8sn an'
aug ="
yaun rsst lids pI0BIib aud am
Jsnitsr. nMih luBt nur aus Dem
Spiel" fnurrt .s BON bort her, unO
Der graue &opf psridpinoet 9an5
binter Der 3.itung.
.gl6er 9ater!" itammelt 2ieiel, Der
f6on Die SbrGu.n in Die aueen ges
Itiegen Iinb. rDsnn man f9on Die
8art.n umionit betommt -"
Batter bdlt eben auf gar ni9ts1
unterbri9t Jrau SbiimIer i4urf.
vOa t0nnteit 0u nod sine altt
Sungf,r p.rosn! Dsnn .s auf ibn
antdme, brdu6t man teine Helta
siOH, feline gbe, niats, gar
ui9ts -"
rRur @eIo!" tnurrt .s nod srims
niger bonn 5eniter b.r uno 6rau
Sbiimler miro gang bfaB. ringt na9
gltbem un6 Iisbt iid na4 .in.m
Stubl Inn, als pollts lie in Sbns
ma6t fallen. S9lisBlid absr Be-
aniiot Te ii6 nit einem b.ftisen
r9Iui!", ipGbrsnb 2i.ieI f6Ou ben
Batter umfaBt bat unb ihm 5uflii'
Itert: .0u g.bf bod nit! Wtir aus
lisb. nidt9 Sd mill uud gIsia na9
9einen Saden fsben, bamit Su Dir
ni6t pisIIsi9t ipieber Die Stiefel
Ielbit gu pub.n brau4t."
Damn eilt fie sur Mutter. Die nod
immer mad glt6em rinst. uno ai.bt
iie binaus. Serr Sbiimler ab.r
tnurrt nod .ttpas nnperftGnoli4es
uno li.it oann p.iter: rSbeototis,
Der 5iibrsr Der Wsbrbeit in Der
grie9iI9en Oeputirtentammer, err
flGrt., Die WaiortGt biGliee troB sts
niger 9orbsbuGts Die SaItung oes
WiniItsrprGiiOenten Mapromi6aelis,
iporauf bieier ertldrte. ods Winiites
rum peroe 70 lange am Ruber bIeis
ben, als es ii9 bes 9ertrauens Der
&rone uno Der Sammermaioritdt
srfreue. :"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-04-21
SdJon m6slidj.

Gin Re6tsanpaIt in elmer il.insn
Stabt gin9 INNER etipds unIauber
ansesOssn. Ginss Sasts mar fein
ROd aud fpisber redt f9mieris, ais
er gu elmer 9sriammlung fam, ubsr
i'm &uOpflod trus er elm. ROI..
RatiirIi9 mu9ten bic anberen ibs
re 8emertunsen iiber Oiefe Roie.
sd mD9ts bios pifen," iugte
elmer, mi. er 81 Der 8lume tpmmt."
Gin SpaBOogel lG6elte. pWabrs
f9einli1". bsmsrtte er. 1T iie ba
eetpadin!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-04-21

Grirart.t Sbr pi.GIsidt ben Srdutis
Jamq"
.s.S mo! @ie tommit 9u auf 70
pasa"
.Rd, i3 meine nur. 0ie Damsn
baben 70 etipas Suhenoes."
ySommen eben ni9t genug ins
8ergniisen. llnb bann Ieben lie
alles on, ipie ole Sub g nsu. Sbor.
9u tpsibt ia, mas id an Psniipn gss
niebs = nm mid reipettpoa uuss
suoriidsn. 9u bats meitsr ses
bru9t -"
S.rr MDf6te nidt lsbbuft uno
reibt ii4 psrenii9t Die Sduoe.
v@.raoe aud nod Die 9ebuItss
aufbeFerungen eripiIat! lleberOies
babe i9 geerbt, 10 OaB ib mir nun
gang btqusm ne SumiIte 5uIsssn
tann."
.0u piuft beirutbsn9 Sept
no69"
yS.bt iIt's .rF bic ridtise 3sit,
mein Qieber. Wan mub nur uu4
bi. ri6tiss 5rau finbsn. ruO Define
Sp6tsr - bat Il. ei9.ntlih mas s.s
lernts"
rSt.noarapbie un6 S9r.ibmaz
56iue. 9a bat fie iia 10 mad uno
na9 auf mpnatli6 a6taie Gm bins
aufapaneirt. Bon ihrem 9ei4Gft
baben mir ia aud Die Sreitarten."
n5r,itart.n bubt Sbr p"
rRu, fOnit mar i'd bod niat oa!
Sbn. mas su trint.n! limo rauden
bari man au6 ni9t!"
Limb bonn 9.iddft babt Sbr Die
Sreitarten9"
~gau, i4 bsnts, ipsnn id mas ia
ee -"
Damn itedt aGio tein 8rGutisam
oabintsr! Sd mein' nur - san5
Ii6.r tann bas ia Der Batter nidt
imm.r iaesn. Ssi uIip iebt 10 gut,
altes Saus, uno iteq' mid 0.in.u
Samen por. 0as lit pabrhaftia
I6pn Die 2iebe auf ben erittn Bid
- mein @brsnport baruuf"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-04-21
Ser cinfadjite 9Inswcg.

Gin altes Gbspaar bate infolgs
faIe9tsr 9eIdGfte Iein sunSes Big
den Sabs perloren. Sn Der Soffs
nuug, ibr Sobn in 9lmerita puroe
ibnen beIfen. i6rie6en bic 9lltsn ibm
es sinse ibnen i9Ie9t, unO lpenn Ell
ibnen ni9t bethlehem t0nnts, miiBten
fie ins Qrmenbaus geben. gla9 orei
Woden fam Elm Brief uUn ibrsm
Gobne. Gr f6rieb.
,2iebe Gltern! Wdrtet nur nod
pierssbn Sage. Damn tomme if
mad SuuIe unb gebe nit eud. -
Guer Gu6 Iiebenoer Sobn
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-04-21

-Ridtige 8oritsI lun g.
prpfeFor (im @rumsn): rSie, 9srr
Stub. 9edsr, ipis benten Sic ii4 ben
llrsuItanb Der 8eIt, ba lie nod piifs
unb leer par2" - Stub. Seder:
rRun, ettpa pie elm Sopf mad :insr
bur6getneipten Na9t!"
SIN 9urdgungsp IN 9 n.
2lls Der 3us unbieIt. rief eine olts
Dame, bic bes Reiiens unsepobnt mar,
i'm 0urdsunespusen ben Sddffner
an unb fruste: nS9affner, aus lpeIs
der 9biir muB ia ausitsigens" =
.9lus irssnb elmer" uHttportsts Der
S9affn.r. Der Wugsn bdIt an bsl'
zen gnben."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-04-21

9rudfebIer. (glus einem
Tsiibsri9t.) Die bier psriamm,Itsn
@egetarianer lpurben pon ben SGnsern
nit benz I60nsn 2iebe begriibt: vD:m
bring 'i6 po6I bas erIte 9rus!-
8eioer 9robe. Director:
,Rebr Seuer, Sinosr. bel Der 2i:bess
f5ens! Sic, Serr 8umsti, brru4en %
BLOB 3u bsntsn. OaB alles mr Spab
lit; unb Sic, meine 2iebe - Sic beu'
isu ii6 bait, es lei Grnit!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-04-21
germatblid.

Reiienber: y2lber tpie tOnnte oas
gifenbdbnune1iid nur paFiren!"
Sdaffner: n9u bat ismano bic
1otbbremie sesosen uno ben 3us
ans.bclten unb babur9 1T Der @rs
prtBsug in uns bineins.fubrsn. Sd
fiir6te, es ipirb 5 Stunben buuern,
Bis mir pi.oer tpeitert0nn.n."
R,iIenoer: .5 Stunben! 9iitigsr
Simmell limb i5 fabre su m.irer
So6ssit, Die beut nod ituttfinoen
follte."
S6affnsr (ftrens): rS0ren sic
NAL, iunger Mann, sic babeu bod
pobl ni9t Die ROtbleine sesOsen9"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-04-21
Sreifarteu.
Sfisss BON gHtiI 9Seidiau.

Sn eintm Iangseitrsdtsn SaaIs
nit tublen @Gnoen. Oefen 5.nltsr
na6 Der ben Sofraum abi4IisBens
ben Jeuermauer gehen, itno, troB
OieIes penig perlpdenOen 9lusblidts,
Die unteren S9eiben nit ipstBer
Sslfarbe unOur4i4tig gema4t unO
nur Die pbersn tOnnen 9sDffnst psrs
ben. gln etlpa pierSis S9retbmas
i9inen IiBsn iun9e UtGo4en uno
tlappern smii9, pdbrsnO Elm 9srr
nit isbr bObem, bIenoenOpstBen
Mlooetragsn, ebenio auffGai9sn WIans
I6etten uno : ipie Die 9amen ia
aen - ,unausIteblia rptber" gtale,
9lei6 Dem 8Grter elmer Wtena9erts
i'm Wlittelgang auf uno Gb i4rettet,
ipenn er nibt Die 4rbeiten austbeilt,
Die ibm aus ben iibrigen Ibtbeiluns
gen SuseI6idt ipsroen. Obsr lie eins
iummelt uno ipsiterbefOrOert. 90
gsbt es ieOsn DO4entag BON a4t bis
3p0lf lbr uno BON Spei bis iisben.
ilnterbre4nunssn giebt ss taum, Oa
Der portisr ielbIt Wtiitter, Die i9rsn
SD9tern ettpas iebr Bt4ttges mits
Sutbsilen bubsn. fdon i'm SbOrpe9
unerbittli6 Suriidpeiit. gtur penn
Der Serr nit Der rOtben gtaie iia
auf turSe 3eit entfernt, bort oas
Slappsrn auf, unO pie elm iaber
SturmpinO raufdt ss burh ben
Saal, oenn man bat ii9 ia 10 piel
gu Iugen unO @ile tbut noth. Sus
fpeilen tommt aber audi elmer Der
anoeren glnssitelten nit 5reitarten,
uno banu miro es troB Der 9egens
mart Der rptben HaIe lebbaft. Sbs
pobl Die Serrsn dies 9ute fir iia
be6dlten uno nur ben vUtiit" brins
gen, beosuten oieIe Sreiturten ia
6p9 fir piele Der MGo4en ntat
mebr uno ni9t tpeniser als - oas
2ebsn! 9as, mas in ibren @es
Iprd6en uno SrGumen als r2eben"
eautelt.
llno jeBt Dffnet Tit lpisoer Die
Sbiir uno elmer Der 0irettoren tritt
Elm. Der betommt ieBt eine gtaI.9
Soffeutli9 Der nit Der rotben! glber
Der 0irettor sebt auf sine Der iuns
ben UtGo9sn un0 iagt nit Der
I9uurreubsn Stimme zines 9entles
man, Der ben Rsisrpeltutnant bsroors
bebem mil: .Sie babsn ia nod beioe
Gltern, 5rduIein SbiimIer, ni4t
ipabr9"
rseiOe. Serr 0irsttOr", s6Ot
SrduIetn SbiimIer. bsrsn biibidss,
ipenn aud idon ubgsmiioetes @eii6ts
den plObli9 mi. bon 8lut iibersoTen
lit.
nRa Damn - bier iino orei 5rets
turten fiir's beutiee 9romen0oeneons
5ert. 9ute llnterbaltung!"
Oamit gsbt Der @epdltiac pi.Oer,
dber troB Der rotbsn RGie tpsbt iebt
.iu unseftiimes 5Iiiitsrn our6 o,n
Saal. 9romeuaosnconSert - oas
1T tein Nliit! 9as bat stpas su
bsOeutsu. llnS uu6 s5rGul.in Sbiims
Ter 9laubt, oab es etipas Su beoeutsn
bat, unb ipis i'm Ruri9 tIappert lie
ireiter. Der 0irettor lit ia nod
Surggtiele - ipiq er beute piellei9t
ibre gltern tennen lernen.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-04-21

- Seine auffaffuns. Sm
9ienftunterridt frust elm 2eutndnt
seIesentIi6 bes &upiteIs bonn SrOnts
MAIDEN feline Rstruten: Run, ipie
felt Sbr gu4 eius Prin5.iIin pOr9"
= Rd6 IGnssrer poufe ertIGrt Der
Ranonier 9IotteOer: rGine PrinSsFin
bat tmmer &nopfitieferln an" -
glaf peiterem Sragen eibt elm anOes
rer sur antport: ~Gine prin5eiiin
erttnnt man baran, bab ibr feds
2ataien nit brsnnenoen &er5en pors
uusqebeu!" = Wieoer paufe. 0st
2eutndnt fragt abermaIs, = rGine
0rinaeIind, ruff plDBltb elmer aus
D.m slpeitsn SIieb. .trGgt nur 8leis
Der bon Sdmmt uno Seioe, no oben
net Suagengau!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-04-21
III.

2ieIel itrablt ssrabs3u. Sn Ser
froben Grtpurtung Iiebt lie ic biibi9
uno iugen6friI9 aus. OaB uIlein pros
menirsnOe Serreu fia iOgar mad i9r
umpenoen. glu9 Serr SbiimIer 1T
ausnabmspsiIe in rOF9er Stims
mung. Die beitere Muiit unO ous
bunte Sr,ibsn in Dem li4terslGnS.n.
ben, feItli9en Suale ipirten aud auf
ibn, na9osm Wtutter unb Sodt.r
sinItimmig ertldrt baben. er brau9e
ni6t mit3upromeniren. ionoeru tOns
ne rubig auf ieinem plus blsiben.
Wlan tperoe ss 10 einri6ten, oab
man nit Dem Serrn 9irettor pors
6eitomms, unb bann -"
Damn IisbIt Su eben n bis6en
Nalli auf uno feGit Dir por", bat
ibn 5rau Sbiimlsr initruirt.
llno nun 1T bas Gonsert bdIo gu
GnOe uno er IiBt nod INNER uno
partet. limb 2isIel itrablt ni4t
mebr, uno 5rdu Sbiimlers bittsre
Munofalten sieben ita luieoer gan3
erI6redeno abipdrts. Gr bat i.
ni6t aufseiu6t, iis babeu i'm aber
aud niat sefunben, er 1T einfaa
ni6t oa! 2isIel bat slpur nod cine
left SOffnung, OaB er pl0Bli4
I9per trant seipprben 1T; aber 5ruu
S6iimler tennt i'm MIN! Gin SptBs
bu6e, oem's I'M @ater uno Wlutter
gar ni6t gu tbun 1T, oas 1T sr!
geur unI9Golid MAIDEN min man Die
Gltern nit bieien s.identten Sarten.
S6lau sinssfdOslt bat er's alIers
Oings, aber 70 ibluu iii iie aud nod
tpie 70 elmer, Der ni6t mal tpirtIia
8eamter 1T. Stuatsbeamter, pts
Batter!
.S.Bt LAB Did nur auf ni4ts
elm. 2isi.l. ebe er iid ni4t 8utsr
porgeitelIt Bat. fagt iie erbittert. =
.gla, Sbiimler? Stebt man Did
audi nal lpieoer9"
Serr Sbiimler 1T eben elm tuenig
eingenidt. aIs ibn Die lange ni6t ges
b0rte Stimme Oes ehemuIigen SoIlss
gen uufipedt.
.0u, R0Iats? Di. tOmmit 9snn
9u bisrber CUR Wsuiite9" fra9t er
peripunbert.
S.rr WST6te aber laat iiberIegen
auf uno itreidt feIbitgsfGllig Die
Gnben oes fir feline ionitiee Gri4.is
nuns etipas auffdaig f9pdr5sn
S6nurrbdrtss In Die S0he
Bin iebt INNER ou. llnO iib.rs
baupt ie6en 2lbeno. NAL 70. nal 10
bin ia Sunsssfeae. ntht TO- n
pasr GbetriippsI ipie 0u, unO ieits
Dem lie mid psniionirt bubeu - lag
nal. Der blaue @ngeI. 1T ods Ssint
Sp6t.r2"
sd I9msi6ie mir, tnurrt S.rr
Sbiimlsr, aIs CO 2isi.l oo6 ptnis.
! items Elm 8orsus Dor Dem gliidltdez
rem 8oIIegeu tpdrs.
r0as taruit Ou audi, srtpioert
Ssrr R1i9ts, oas MGo9en nit bsn
glusen perfolg.no. so mas SET
nss bdtt' i9 Dir gar ni6t sugss
truut! llu0 70 bei6eiosr aussSos
gen! Sas siebt nal ne quite Grdu.
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-@r 1T ertannt. 9rdfin:
,,Bas, sic ipolleu nrldub. um sum
ar5t Su sebeng Was febIt Sbneu
bsnn9" = Sobann: ngIueensnt8Ir>
Ouns, gndOis. Sraul"-@rGfin: r5es
ben Sic. bic SdIiiH.IIOder Iinb immer
5u9is!"
- R.ues mort. Serr gum
@sfliis.lSii9t.r): ~Run. Serr 3hdts
appel, Sbre glnid!i ,tntirt fi99" -.
@efliisslSii9ter: r0dnts. ia, !perr
Mauist, be rSrutuIitGr" bes 9!i.ii>
gels 1T in birItm Sabre uub dulb I'M
ptrsausenen Lsipnters gut astpeitu!"
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- 8sim 9rogifsn. rSus
ben Ss pisllei4t SnisttenpuIOsr9"
~9eipib. Sir tpieoitl benn9" sd
bab' I. mid issdbIt."
= 3eitssmGb. ~9Iber. mein
SrduIein, id b.sreife nidt, purum
Sic ni9t beiratben!" = Die Sads 1T
f.br einfud, id tann teinen Wlann srs
nGbren!"
Grmutbtgenb. ~Saben Sie
mid Der @nGbigen gemelbet2" = rSu'
lpobl!" - rDerbe i9 piItomnlsH
I.in9" - sd osnte. i.e iugts: Ser bat
mir ssrab. nod seftbIt!"
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@eniqften tim 8. -Du,
borg mir oo9 NAL 9einen fbporSen
gln3ug!" = .RenId, ben bab' i'd
Ieioer perIebsn miiFen." = ~Ta,
Damn borg mir iosnisiteus Die 9dIf'
te BON Dem 9slot!"
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| V

9as gonsert lit su gn6s. Man
gebt natiirlid suiummen ins Rsfaus
rant, uno oann begleitet SerrWeDi9te
ole Serrf6aften nah Saufe. Gs
bat spar gu tbauen besonnen, aber
aud Srau Sbiimler lit Der glnii4t
Serr MDi9t.'s, buB man nir9enos
Iei6ter naFe ssiibe betommt, als in
Der Glsttrifd.n pb.r gar in elmer
0,oI9te, pGbreno 8spegung 9siuno
lit. sic mar oesbalb aud immer
beTorat, oub 2ieIsl in Der Sauss
ipirtbi6aft fir miro, uno psnn oas
3in0 oa ni9t 70 germ bel Der Sano
mare - Dor Der S6reibmuIbine
bGtte Ii6 ibre Sigur ni6t 10 idOn
entfpid,lt. 2ieIel fdIlt ibr nun 5lpar
nit .inem 6alb entriiitetsn, balb
gliidIi6.n ,,2lber Wlutter!" ins @ort,
Serr MDI6te meint ieop6 10 feiers
lid, als bGtt' sr's i'm breibigidbrts
gen StaatsoienIt erprobt: pDie
Da6rbeit muB man INNER fagen",
uno 6ann ma6t .r nit Der 9epanots
belt einss iunssn Sdper.nOt6srs cine
@.nouug nm Serrn uno 6rau
Sbiimler b.rum an 2iefels Sette,
irorauf S.rr unb Sruu Shiimler
alsbal6 Suriidbfeiben.
G6on i'm ReItaurunt hat Serr
RDi6te mits.tbeilt. baB feline CRIB
f6aft fiinfSig tuufenb Wiart b.trug,
oie er in miin6elIi9eren Papieren in
Ser gtei6sbant Oeponirte, mos De
frau0ationen ni6t giebt. uno oas
brinst jebt Jruu Sbiiml.r gu sinsm
@ntI6lufe.
.8.ibt 9u, 2tltsrdsn", fust f.
faIt sartli6, rtpir labsn ibn fir
Sonntag Elm. Sd taufs bel
W.rtbeim cine aalbsteule. ba bleibt
bann nod ipus fir Wtontag, unO
mproen piro 2ie1el ia glet9 erfdbs
rem, pb Der Director pislIeidt bod
nur trdnt espprben lit. Ibsr hab'
i6 Dir's ni6t INNER eefugt, oab
man unter 2sute seben mub9 yiun
1T Ser W0I6te 9ein GOlIegs, uno
o6ut oie Sreiturten bonn 0irettor
bGtt.n mir n gar ni4t tsnnen gss
Iernt"!
glud 2ieTel oentt an ben 0ir.ts
tor, Serr M6i8ts lit ia 10 nett, ab.r
sic iugenblihe Sffi5iersss'talt
I6iuebt INNER ipieoer por ibren glus
een. 0a bdlt nur tpenig S6ritte
bon ibr eutfsrnt plDBlid elm Iutos
mobiI Dor sinsm ~bodberriduftIis
den" SauIs. elm Serr in bo6elesans
tenn gtlarod Iprtngt bsrdus uno bilft
spei sbenIo slesunten Sdmen beim
2lusiteigen.
.gllIo auf morg.n, Sdub! Sute
Ra6t, Mama!" Dds bort Qieiel nod
i'm @oriibergsbeu nit abgepdnotem
9eIi6t, ounn IGbt iie's geids6sn,
bab 6err W0I6te, ben Der 8uB uns
ter Dem Sborbog.n pl0Bli9 nod
gang seipaItig unssfsu.rt bat, ibrs
Sano an feline 2ippsn 5iebt. 2iefeIs
baberfiilIter Bid folst nod Dem au'
tomobil, in Dem Der 9irsttor baz
ponfGbrt, ibre 9ruit bebt Ii9 uno Elm
GeufSer tpiro b0rbar.
rSsrGuGein 2i.IsI", itammelt Serr
WlDIfts, rfpie sliidGih sic mid mus
den! Si. poIIen nlfp Gruu WtOfate
tperoen?"
llno 9isT.l i.ufst ipieoer. tpdbrenb
sr ibr. Sano absrmals tiibt = nun
Ibon iiber Dem SanoI4ub: nScffents
lid briug.n uns Die 5reitartsn
@liid!"
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III.

ngber mir babeH or9 ni9ts ans
jusieben. 2ieIeI!" erniosrt 5rau
Sbiimler auf 9ieIels aufregenbe
UlittbeiIung, uro babel lpirit lie sis
;su beoeutuug8poIIen 8tiG auf Serrn
Ihimler. Der in 2ebnitraI an Sens
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& m WprtbeiI.

SIN @ortbeiI. 8roipn;
so. i9 bin nit Sbrer Sruu bstunnt,
Sd tannts Iie. ebe sic iie b.iratbeten.
= Smith: r4b! 9u finb Sic mir 9e.
geniiber i'm 8prtbetl sttpsien. Sd
fannie lie porber nt6t!"
81 Riidpirtuns. SemperenSs
Ter: .Sie fdetnen it9 Der Dirtung
bes 9lltObolgenuFes nidt bstpubt gu
iein!" = gripatier Suber (Sprners
flint, ben MaBtrug gum Sdpungs
btreiD: nWenn g ieBt net 9Iei dufs
BORN, tDnnen Sic bO 8irtuns psrs
fpiir'n!"