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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13
PRESSED HARD.
Coffee's Weight on Old Age.

When prominent men realize the in.
furious effects Of coffee and the change
in health that Postum can bring, they
are glad to lend their testimony for
the benefit of others.
A superintendent of public schools
in Southern state says: my moth
er. since her early childhood, was an
inveterate coffee drinker, had been
troubled with her heart for a number
Of years and complained of that weak
all over feeling and sick stomach.
Some time ago was making an Of
fetal visit to distant part OF the
country and took dinner with one Of
the merchants of the place. l noticed
a somewhat peculiar favor of the cof-
fee, and asked him concerning it, He
replied that it was Postum. | was so
pleased with it that, after the meal was
over, bought package to carry
home with me, and had wife pre-
pare some for the next meal; the
whole family liked 1t so well that we
discontinued coffee and used Postum
entirely.
Il had really been at times very
anxious concerning my mothers con-
dition, but we noticed that after using
Postum for short time, she felt SO
much better than she did prior to its
use, and had little trouble with her
heart and no sick stomach; that the
headaches were not SO frequent, and
her general condition much improved.
This continued until she was as well
and hearty az the rest Of US.
Il know Postum has benefited my
self and the other members Of the fam
fly, but in a more marked degree IN
the case Of my mother as she was q
victim Of long standing"
Ever read the above Ietters new
one appears from time to tf1ae.' They
are genuine, true, and fall Of hunan
tntexent.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13
TO RECLASSIFY BALL LEAGUES
National Baseball Association Gets
Census Figures to Make Basis
for Drafting Players.

Census Director Durand has supplied
the National Baseball association with
a statement. giving the approximate
aggregate population Of the various
cities composing each of the AZ leagues
and associations as shown by the thir-
teenth census. The information is sup
piled to enable the association to re-
classify its leagues with reference to
the draft price to be paid for players.
According to these figures the re-
classification will be as follows:
Glass A-Eastern league. American
association, Pacific Coast league.
Southern association.
Glass B--New England league, West
ern league. New York State league.
Connecticut league, Central league.
Tri-State league. Northwestern league,
Texas league.
Glass C-Ohio and Pennsylvania
league, Southern California Troney
league, Observation-Disclosures league,
Virginia league, Southern Michigan
league, Minnesota-Wiscons league,
South Atlantic league. Wisconsin-Illi-
nois league.
Glass D--Central association, Wash
ington State league, Ohio State league,
Carolina Baseball association, Virginia
Valley league. Western association,
Cotton States league, Southeastern
league, neutrality-suspicious.
league, Eastern Carolina league, Blue
Grass league, Connecticut association,
Central California league. Indiana
Michigan league, Michigan State
league, Kansas State league. Illinois
Missouri league, Nebraska State
league, Southwest Texas league. Cen
trail Kansas league. West Virginia
league, Missouri-Iowa-N Nebraska Kansas
league, Northwest Arkansas league
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13
PROMISED A LIVELY TIME.
Mark TwaIn's outline Of EDITORIAL
Policy He Had Made Up His
Mind to Adopt

Mark Twain took the editorial chair
on the Buffalo Express In August.
1869, and this is the paragraph in
which he made the readers acquaint-
ed with his new responsibility: II
only wish to assure parties having q
friendly interest In the prosperity Of
this journal that / am not going to
hurt the paper deliberately and inten-
tionally at any time / am not going
to introduce any startling reform or in
any way attempt to make trouble. l
am simply going to do my plain, I'M
pretending duty-when cannot get
out Of it. / shall work diligently and
honestly and faithfully at all times and
upon all occasions when privation
and want shall compel me to do so.
In writing shall confine myself to the
truth, except when 1t is attended with
inconvenience. shall witheYingly re-
buke all forms of crime and miscon-
duct, except when committed by the
party inhabiting my own vest. / shall
not make use of slang or vulgarity
upon any occasion or in any circum-
stances and shall never use profanity
Except in discussing house rent and
taxes Indeed, upon second thought,
M will not even then, for it is inelegant,
ih- Christian and degrading. shall
Rnot often NEEDLE with politics, be-
kcause we have a political editor who is
already excellent and only needs a
term in the penitentiary to be perfect.
shall not write any poetry unless l
conceive spite against the subscri-
bers.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13
Ereaklsh Baseball PLAYS.

Speaking Of freakish plays in base
ball, Jimmy Sheckard, left fielder for
the Cubs, pulled of queer one last
week that win be told whenever the
fieet-footed outgardener's name is men
toned. Chicago was playing Brooklyn.
The score stood IL to in favor of the
Chance crew, with Sheckard safely
perched on third Chance smashed a
single TO right fietd and Jimmy started
home. just as he was about to cross
the plate, he stopped, dug his cleats
into the base line and beat it back to
third. The crowd yelled "bonehead"
and guyed Shekard numerically. Then
Jimmy explained: "If had crossed
the plate it would have been the thir-
teenth run links, guess yes" Sure
enough, Beaumont raped safe one
and both Chance and Shekard count
ed. making the score IA instead Of
the fateful 49,
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13
shrewd scheme STONED Run.

Many years ago, in consequence of
. commercial panic, there was a severe
1run on bank in South Wales, and
the small farmers jostled each other
lin crowds to draw out their money.
Things were rapidly going from bad
Ito worse, when the bank manager, in
, q fit of desperation, suddenly be-
thought him of an expedient. BY his
directions clerk, having heated some
sovereigns in frying-pan. paid them
over the counter to an anxious appli-
cant. Why, they're quite hot!" said
the latter as he took them up. "Of
course" was the reply; what else
could you expect? They are only just
out Of the mold. We are coming them
by hundreds as fast as we can"
Coming them!" thought the simple
agriculturists; then there is no fear
of the money running short" With
this their confidence revived, the pan
ic abated, and the bank was enabled
to weather the storm.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13
The Enemies.

Apropos Of the enmity, now happily
buried, that used to exist between
Minneapolis and st. Paul, Senator
Clapp said at dinner in the former
city:
Il remember an address on careless
building that once heard in Mime
apolis.
Why said the speaker in the
course of this address, one inhabitant
'of st. Paul is killed by accident in the
streets every 48 hours
"A bitter voice from the rear of
the hall interrupted:
well, it amt enough it said"
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13
TINY BABY's PlTIFUL CASE

"Our baby when two months old
was suffering with terrible eczema
from head to foot, all over her body.
The baby looked just like skinned
rabbit. We were unable to put clothes
on her. At first it seemed to be few
mattered pimples. They would break
the skin and peel off leaving the I'M
derneath skin red as though it were
scalds. Then few more pimples
would appear and spread all over the
body, leaving the baby all raw without
skin from head to foot. On top of her
head there appeared a heavy scab
quarter Of an inch thick. 1t was aw-
full to see so small baby look as she
did. Imagine! The doctor was afraid
to put his hands to the child. We
tried several doctors remedies but all
failed.
Then we decided to try Cuticura-
BY using the Cuticura Ointment we
softened the scab and it came Of I'm
der this, where the real matter was,
by washing with the Cuticura Soap
and applying the Cuticura Ointment,
new skin soon appeared. We also
gave baby four drops of the Cuticura
Resolvent three times daily. After
three days you could see the baby
gaining a little skin which would peel
off and heal underneath. Now the
baby is four months old. She is a fine
picture Of fat little baby and all
is well. We only used one cake of Cuti-
cura Soap, two boxes of Cuticura ONT
ment and one bottle of Cuticura Re
solvent. If people would know what
Cuticura is there would be few suffer
ing with eczema. Mrs. Joseph Koss-
mann, St. Johns Place, Ridgewood
Heights, N. T.. Apr. 80 and May 4, 'O9."
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13
Vermont Thrift.

Robert Lincoln O'Brien, editor of the
Boston Transcript, is great admirer
Of the thrift Of the Vermonters, but
thinks sometimes they carry 1t too
far
0'Bren was up In Vermont last sum-
mer and went to dinner with friend
who had some political aspirations. AS
they came in the door he heard the
lady of the house say to the hired
girl: 4 see Mr.. Jones has somebody
with him for dinner Take these two
big potatoes down to the cellar and
bring up three small ones"
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13
SCHULTZ MAKES HOME RUNS
In Recent Series Between Cubs and
Giants Star Right Fielder Gets
Four of Them.

A record that any baseball player
may be proud of was made by Frank
w. Schultz, right fielder for the Chi
cago National team, during recent
series of games between that club
and the New York Giants. played at
Chicago. In the four games played
Schultz raped out four dazzling
home run hits. In the first contest of
the series Schultz knocked the ball
over the right bleachers twice, and
those two runs, together with another
home run swat by Shortstop Tinker,
we're the only runs scored by the Chi
Cages, but they were enough to win.
In the last game. that played on
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13

August rs. Schultz duplicated his for
mer feat.
The first of his home runs was
something about which West side fans
will talk to their children's children
and to the children Of their children's
children thereafter. II the world lasts
that long. Twenty feet over the TOP
Of the new steel score board did Frank
hoist that opening drive of his. and
that is some hoist
That means the ball must have been
eighty feet from mother earth when
1t went over, for the score board IT,
self is 81 feet high. according to its
architect. Moreover, it is SS5 feet
from the home plate to the front Of
the stand out there and the score
board is sixteen feet back of the
screen
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13
Unfair.

Senator John H. Bankhead, discus
sing political move, said with a
smile:
ooh, it's too coldly calculated, It's
almost unfair. In fact, it's like Mrs
Blank.
Mrs. Blank is a leader of Bar Har-
Dor society. Her husband said to her,
one afternoon, as she made very
elaborate toilet for garden party that
she was giving to some members of
the British legation:
Why did you write to all our guests
that this party was to be absolutely in
formal?'
MRS. Blank laughed.
$50 as to be the best-dressed WON
an present, of course she said"
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13

II want you to take care of my
practice while I'm away"
But, doctor, have just graduated.
Have had little experience,
"You don't need 1t with my fashion
able patients. Find out what they
have been eating and stop it. Find
out where they have been summering
and send 'em somewhere else"
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13

well at night. / believe there is noth-
ing like the Pinkham remedies. -
Mrs. CLARA FRANKS, r. +. d., No. B
Knoxville, Iowa.
The success of Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
and herbs, is unparalleled. 1t may be
used with perfect confidence by women
who suffer from displacements, infam-
nation, liberation, fibroid tumors, ir-
regularities, periodic pains, backache.
bearing-down feeling, fiatulency, indi.
gestion, dizziness, or nervous prostra-
ton.
For thirty years Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has been the
standard remedy for female. ills, and
suffering women owe it to themselves
to at least give this medicine a trial
Proof is abundant that it has cured
thousands of others, and why should il
not euro your
Ifyou want special advice write
Mrs. Pin1kham, Lynn, Mass, for its
1t is free and always helpful
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13

t errible backaches
and the passages of
the kidney secretions
nearly killed me. I was
nervous, had night
sweats and could not
sleep. In fact, I was
a physical wreck.
Doan's Kidney Pills
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13
NOT THE TIME FOR THAT
scotsmen Objected to Mixture Of Good
Whisky and Religious Con-
veraatlon.


Owen Seaman, editor of Punch, was
the principal guest at dinner of the
London Authors club recently, which
was followed by a discussion on
"Humor." Mr.. Seaman began with a
story deprecating the spelling Of good
dinner by any discussion at all.
There were three characters in the
story-a bluebottle and two Scots
men. The story at once struck note
OF probability by showing the Scots
men drinking whisky The bluebottle
buzzed on the pane; otherwise ST.
lence reigned.
This was broken by one of the
Scotsmen trying to locate the blue
bottle with geological exactitude. Said
the Scotsman:
Sandy, I'm thinking if yon fly is
birdie or a beastie.'s =.
The other replied: Man, don't spoil
good whisky with religious converse
ton"
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13
Speaking Of Fires.

Roy Bone, brother of United
States District Attorney Harry Bone,
several years ago was reporter on
the Wichita Beacon In going to a
fire one Of the members of the fire de-
partment was thrown from a hose
cart and killed Bone wrote a head,
with this as the first deck: Gone to
His Last Fire"
The piece got into the paper and
Bone was promptly fired. Kansas
City Journal.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13
Local EnterprIse,

Tourist-Why do you call this vol
cano? l don't believe it has had an
eruption for thousand years!
Guide-Well, the hotel managers in
this region club together and keep a
fire going in 1t every year during the
season. Meggendorfer Blaetter.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13
4The Wish is Father to the Thought

1.-THE Wish Is Father to the Thought"
DR.. Robert L. Waggoner, the presi-
dent of Baldwin university, said, in
the course of an address on peda-
gogy at Berea, o.:
And one of the most remarkable
changes in the last 80 years of teach
ing is the abolition of corporal pun
ishment. A boy Of this generation Is
never whipped. But boy of the last
generation-well!"
Doctor Waggoner smiled.
THE boys of the last generation"
he said, must have believed that
their instructors all had for motto:
/ 1.-The swish is father TO the
taught"
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13
MIsdIrected Energy.

How did the street car company
come to fire that old conductor?
thought he had pulp"
He did; but he didn't use it on the
cash register. Christian Advocate.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13

gave me prompt relief. Continued use
cured me-"
Remember the name-Doan's. For
sale by all dealers SO cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13
Not That MeanIno.

THE doctor said that Bill was
drunk when we took the poor fellow
to have his head attended to last
night after he fell"
Doctor never said anything Of the
kind"
Didn't I hear him? Said it was a
jagged cut"
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13
sproutlno i'm.

Don't you think, Mary, you are too
old to play with the boys?"
mo, mamma: the older / get, the
better like them. Judge.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13

WTOL6 TO MIS-, INK
ham and took Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vege
table Co pound
and Liver Pills, and
am glad to say that
your medicines and
kind letters Of M<
rections have done
more for me than
anything else and I
had the best physi-
clans here. / can
IL, ~w-@.slv n~1H ~nc&
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13

Chicago is to be one OF the cities
that is to get one Of the ten exhibit
ton games that will be played by Tex
Richards two all star teams.
Hughey Jennings is to be the man.
ager of the All-American league team
that is to be pitted against the Ma,
tionals In the big postseason series.
Hans Wagner has refused an offer
of 81 minute to play baseball with
the Tex Rickard All-Star team. The
big German was offered $1,000 to play
ten games.
Nothing like that ever happened
to me-" said Pitcher Ed Reulbach
when he read in Chicago paper that
he had perfect and internationally ir-
descent support"
Patsy Donovan of the Red Sox has
signed contract for next year to
manage the team again. That does
not look much like some Of the sto.
ries that have been circulated that
Donovan was about through leading
the Speed Boys.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13

THAT palmist will tell you when
you are going to die"
and then run and tell the under
taker, suppose, and get a commission
on the business"
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13

Write me as one that loves his fel
low men.--Leigh Hunt.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces tnfamma-
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13

Outfelder Carey, the new man that
the Pirates have secured from the
South Bend club, is divinity student.
He is having grand schooling for his
future life in the national game.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13
A PHYSICAL WRECK.
Health Marvelously Restored by Doan's
Kidney Pills.

william T. Thomas, 213 So. Franklin
st., Dubois, Pa, says: "A physician
informed me had Brigbt's disease and
I was laid I'D for three months. had
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13

most economical shoes for you to buy. w. T..
Douglas name and thsretail price are stamped
on the bottom vaIue guaranteed.
TAKE MO eUB9TSTUTEi II your dealer
cannot supply you write fog Mail Order Catalog. j
w. L. DOUGLAS. Rrockton, Mnaa.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13

1 The gentleman exists to help; he
has no other vocation.-T T. Munger.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13
AFTER
DOCTORS
FAILED
Lydia T. pinkhan1' S Vegeta.'
bic Compound Cured Her!

Knoxville, Iowa. - (" suffered with
pains low down in my right side for 8
year or more and was so weak and ner-
vous that / could not do my work. /
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13

that the white men were unjust some.
times, but / discovered that one of the
big secrets Of success is keeping the
temper and keeping ones wits at all
times.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13

The only certainty is principle; as
new as today, and as old as the uni
verse. Horatio Stebbens
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13

There is genius and power in per
sistance. -Orison SWEET Marden.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-09-13
wv. L. DOUGLAS
t'4 yRSSEyy SHOES

WUMLEN 3 WkhJU, WoJ w1sUU,
BOYS $500, $3.50 g. s3. 90
THE STANDARD
FOR so YEARS
They are absolutely the
most popularand bestshoes
for the price In America.
They are the leaders every
where because they hold
their shape, 1T better,
look better and wear lon
ger than other makes. n
They are positiyeIv the
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-04-20
HANDICAPPED
This is the Case With Many Bemidj
People.

Too many Bemidji citizens are
handicapped with a bad back.
Theunceasing pain causes constant
misery, making work a burden
and STOPPING or lifting an impessi-
bility. The back aches at night,
preventing refreshing rest and in
the morning is stiff and lame.
Plasters and liniments may give
relief but cannot reach the cause.
TO eliminate the pains and aches
you must cure the kidneys.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure sick
kidneys and cure them perman-
emily. Can you doubt Bemidji
evidence?
Mrs. E. E. Hanks, 223 Park
Ave-, Bemidj1, MIMI, says: 81
used Doan's Kidney Pills and the
relief I received from their use
was.very great. There was dull
pain in the small of my back
which caused me much suffering.
l became very dizzy at times and
dark spots Aoated before my eyes.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-04-20

Hearing about Doan's Kidney
Pills, | procured a box at the Owl
Drug Store and felt better in
every way after using them.
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster ilburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-
and take no other.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-04-20
The Conuaued
Story q
Current Events.

Money to loan on improved city
property. Apply to J.. F. Gibbons.
Mrs. M. G.. Slocum left this
morning for Minneapolis for medical
treatment. --....s...
Mrs. Eta Cell and Mrs. J. M.
Titus visited sRebekah lodge at
Blackjack last night.
Pretty white goods and soft silks
in new shades for graduation and
junior ball dresses, in large variety,
at the Berman Emporium.
R. C. Spooner, who owns a fine
farm north of Wilton, visited Be-
midi friends yesterday and returned
home in the afternoon.
$5,5O0.00 residence property in
Bemidji for sale on easy terms or
will TRADE for good farm land.
Apply to Carl L. Hebron Bemidji,
MINI.
A large shipment of new oxfords
and pumps in black, tan, gray and
red. Also an extensi\-> line of the
Red School House shoes for misses
and children at the Berman EN-
porium.
L. Latterell, the merchant at
Funkley, returned home last even
ing after visiting a day with Bemidji
friends while on his way back from
Duluth, where he was looking after
business matters.
The banking business at Laporte
is good, says Charles Roman,
cashier of the First State Bank of
Laporte. Mr.. Roman is member
of the Bemidji band and came up
last evening to attend the weekly
rehearsal.
Two more settlers were added to
Beltrami county's population today
through the efforts of w. R. Mac
kenzie, of the Northern Minnesota
Dairy Farm Land company. Mr..
Mackenzie sold two farms in Liberty
township to J. V. Farber and Albert
Person of Winebago county, Illinois.
The two farmers arrived in Bemidji
yesterday and after purchasing
supplies today, left for their new
homes.
New wash fabrics, dainty patterns,
at low prices at the Berman EN-
porium.
After witnessing his daughter,
Lois Dart, and two companions
from the Moorhead high school win
the state high school debating
league championship at Minneapolis
last Friday, G. A. Dart of Mizpah
returned home we'll pleased last
evening. MI. Dart has just reason
to be proud of his daughter, for it.
was largely through her excellent
work that Moorehead won the
championship from the Blue Earth
high school, and, incidentally, the
the Minneapolis Journal cup,
trophy which is annually competed
for by members of the league. The
final contest was held at the Uni
versity of Minnesota.