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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-07-12
CHAPTER X. The Wedding Day.

The Wedding Day.
 A few minutes later Winfield re- turned. He entered the carriage without word. He seemed stunned by what he had heard.
 What is it, Winfield ?-tell me-"
 Winfield looked thoughtful, he seemed at a loss what to do or to say. Then he opened the carriage window.
 Drive on,'' he said to the coach man.
 Where to, sir?"
 ''The station,'' he said; that is. The Beeches Station"
 ''Yes, sir.
 T say, what is it, winield?"
 T don't know"
 Don't be as ass-tell me-"
 Its the general impression that there's to be no wedding today" said Winfield grimly.
 Leicester seemed prepared for this. He never moved muscle of his face, but it was evident his mind was working quickly.
 "Go on," he said quietly.
 T found the church caretaker, or sexton, or whatever they call him. said Winfield, "and he told me that he had received orders at eight o'clock this morning to open neither the church gates nor the church doors, as the wedding would not take place today"
 'I see," said Leicester. 'What be- sides?'
 Tt seems the talk among these people that the telegraph clerk has had a busy time this morning. It is said that he has sent hundreds of telegrams, all signed, 'Castlemaine. I expect that's a bit exaggerated" he added.
 And the purport of these tele- grams?"
 There is a general impression that they all repeated the information W hich the caretaker gave me. I say. Leicester, have you any explanation to give?'
 NO. None. No. I must receive the information. Yes, at least that's due to me-"
 Have you received no communica- ton of any sort?"
 "I? No, forgot. I did not ask
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-07-12
REAL ESTATE BARGAINS
Splendid Proposition
 centr al Ave. See & GREENE
 No. 4 Franklin Block. City.

BARGAINS in Building Lots, both sides of Washington bridge; Welles Place, one block south of Hard's Corner; south of new car barn near St. M1chaePs cemetery. City lots very reasonable. Desirable one' two and four family houses. Steam snip tickets to and from Europe. Drafts payable in foreign lands James FeeIey, P. o. Arcade.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-07-12
BANKS

THE CONNECTICUT NATIONAL, BANK, of Bridgeport, corner Main and Wall Streets. s. w. BaldVsn- President: H. s. Shelton, Vice Pres 1dent; l.. B. Powe, Cashier: T. e. Cumming. Assistant Cashier. Can itaI, $332,100; Surplus and Fronts. $335,000.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-07-12
HOTELS
AUCTION SALE

HIGHEST PRICES PAID for used furniture, carpets and store fixtures. Bridgeport Auction & Commission Co.,, A Union Square. Tel. 1862.
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SUNDAYS to NEW YORK and UP HUDSON RIVER
MERCHANTS LINE
Daily Except Sunday

Daily Except Sunday
 Leaves New York, Pier 19 East River, 500 D. m. Due at Bridgeport 7:3O pm. Leave Bridgeport, Joy Line Dock, 2:OO a. m. Arrive New york ZOO a. m. For further information and rates apply to w. HI. PEASE, Agt.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-07-12

STORAGE OF FURNITURE-sepe- rate rooms. securely locked. furnf- tnre and china packing. Furniture and Pianos removed. large vAnA careful handling. Bridgeport Storage Warehouse Co.,. 1287 Main St, Cor. Congress St Tel. o23-2.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-07-12
CARPET CLEANING

Bridgeport Steam Carpet Cleaning and Flun Rug Works Has Removed to 236 stratford Ava
 o. ". WILCOX, Prop
 J. c. FLORIDA. Mgr. Telephone 132S-3 sz3 0
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SHOE REPAIRING

GOODYEAR SHOE REPAIRING c,. Shoes repaired right; same system as used in making them. Goods called for and delivered. Open evenings. 7s John Street Te1e- phone Rz eff
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-07-12
RAILROADS
i UzHMf . X:ssxHsSMg,d.
 >~RAHRAAN JUNE 20, 1910 Trains Leave Bridgeport a
 Follows:

FOR NEW YORK-.1z:soo, .l:4g, '5:16. f5:43. fs:2s, t7:17, s7:4s. fs:zs. :sa:oso s5d s:0s s1aaS aS0. tsi;.s ess1 A. s1 .s:11. '9:3s, s:5s P. M-sUNDAYs -s12:30Q, s4:4S. "5:1s, 1927, '1o:e0. A. M.-f12:30, s2:13. s2:31, s4:15. s;oa; .s:21 ts:42. '7:s2. 's:1L 's.zs. 10:o1 F. M
 River-.12:s0 (daily) A. M.; s1z:e5 P. M.
 e:5o. 7:5s, .s:a1, s:25. .1o:4s. .1I:si A. M.-.12:27, 12:s2, 1:4s. sz:1s. ss3:22, "3:s1, *4:2s. 4:57, .6:2s. 5:ss, .ssl :tas .iS:ss, isss, tii:si ssti P. 511 asUN sz .1o:as @ .1i:ai A. M.-.S:2s. .9:as. s6:30. "6:54. 7:15, '7:S2. 'S:47, '1o:oz
 FOR BOSTON. via New London and Providence-.1:41, 6:5o. *10:I .4:2s. .5:2s. ss:5l P. M-sUNDAYs -.1:41, .11:27 A. M.-s2:2s. "4:2s.
 FOR BOSTON, via Hartford and WiIlimantic-'9:21 A. M.-'3:31 P. @F0R TWISTED and Intermediate stations-5:oo. 7:oo, s:s5. ti1;1o All N s.HV 0 -8:3O A. M.-6:45 P. M.
 FOR WATERBURY, ANSONIA, DERBY and Intermediate Stattons- 500, 7:00, S:O0, 9:35, 11:10 A M- 2:35, t5:51, TAO P. M.-SUNDAYs- 8:30. i1:10 A. M.-6:45. $50 P. N
 FOR CT. HARRINGTON, LEEoX, PITTSFIELD, ETC.-7:00, $50 AM -4:28 P. M-SUNDAYS-8: A. M
 FOR DANBURY, NEW MILFORD, ETC. via Brookfield Junctfon-7.00, DAYS-8:30 A. M-7:48 P. M
 FOR LITCHFTELD, ETC.-s:s0 A. M.-4:28 P. M.-SUNDAYS-s:2o A. M
 sExpress trains. tLocal Express.
 O To Harlem River Station
 s Saturdays only. except Sat.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-07-12

JUNK and second hand articles. The only way to get best prices. and quickest attention is by mail or tell ephoning Jacob Bros, the original junk dealers, who cater to private families. We buy and sell furni- ture in good condition. carpets and antiques; also rags, bottles, folded newspapers. magazines, metals and scrap iron. Office and shop, 55 Kossuth St. Store 57 Kossuth St.
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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-07-12
SWELL CAFES

LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAU0Hg with you. Weep and you weep alone. Stop at the Eagles Nest for q smile. Corner East WaehfngtoD Ave. and North Main ak ,. 2. Ha- leigh, Prop.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-07-12
FURNITURE

housefurnishings, cash or on easy terms Your credit Is good, ask fof prices and terms. The Sterling Fur. niture Cc.. 12s7 Main St Tel s2e-1
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PERSONAL

MRS. BLANCHE BARNARD, Clair voyant, Trance Medium, gives read ings daily. Six questions answered, 25 cents postpaid, and self address ed envelope. Spiritual circle, Sun day evening, 7:3O. Address 19 Waller Place, Bridgeport, Conn
 U6 *tf CARD READER-Advice on all af- fairs, 25c. Mrs. Levy, 674 Madison Ave, fourth house above North Ave.
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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-07-12
ROOMS TO LET

TO RENT.-5 room flats, improve ments, SIP and $14; also 5 room tenement, $9, gas. Inquire 28
 Goodsen St. R 24
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-07-12

I BUY OLD HORSES to kill. Re- move dead ones free of charge any,, where within 25 miles of Bridge port. F. H. Daniels. 2367 Madison Road. Tel 1811-6. LII &
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-07-12
MONEY TO LOAN

CALL AT OUR OFFTCE@We will ad-
 vance you money on your own nots
 IT you own property. no matter hoy
 much your property is mortgages at Bridgeport Realty O., Room 109-11o. Warner Bldg. LIS sd MONEY ADVANCED TO CONDUCT. ORS, engineers, fremen, trafnmen. clerks, letter carriers, mail clerkA
 school teachers, bookkeepers, cash iers. mechanics and others- Strictly confidential. He6ron G.. Room se1 Meigs Bldg. oi5 sf
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-07-12

PRODUCTIONS ELEMENTS AS- THEOLOGY and other astrological books. Send for list. Ray Brough- ton Co.,, 62 East 120th Street, New York City. U16 5
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-07-12

WANTED.-New roofs to lay, and old ones to repair. Prompt work at low figures. Farmers Supply and Roofing Company, 256 Middle St.
 Telephone 1138-3. R18A s
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-07-12

WANTED.-Cottage furnish at Wal nut Beach or Laurel Beach from July 10th. Small family. Address stating terms and location. Vaca- ton, care of Farmer. P g. If.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-07-12
MALE HELP WANTED
MISCELLANEOUS

DON'T FORGET the annual outing of Seventh District Democratic
 Club, Sunday, August ', at Langen- berger's Grove. P11 d *
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1910-12-23

Dave Ratzlaff is here from En-
ID for a visit with relatives in
this community
MeSdames T. P. Nichols and
R. G. McDOugal were visiting in
EllinwOOd Monday.
Joe Bowman returned from
Kansas City Wednesday where he
has been attending an autOmO-
bile school. o
The brick work has been COM
pleted on the new garage, and
the carpenters are now engaged
in the finishing work. The build
ing will De ready for occupancy
about the middle of january.
Earl Williams was called to
Marion Sunday morning by a mes
sage received from Mrs. Williams
who has been there several weeks
visiting her parents, stating that
the baby was very sick with pneu
lnOnia. Mr.. Williams returned
hone yesterday and reports the
little one much better. @ O.
Mrs. Ed Deyine was called to
the home of her parents at Nc.
Cracker Tuesday by the sudden
death of her father. He had Wis
tied here on several occasions and
hid many friends In the city who
will be sorry to learn of Ills sud
den death.
A painter by the name of Nc
Dwell, a ratheH elderly gentle
mGn, who has been in the employ
Of Ed Smith, had the misfOgtme
to fall off of the scaffold where
he was working in the building
by the bank today. He was paint
ng a ceiling and was working up
elise to the front, when in some
manner he lost his footing and
fell through the tpanSOm and in
to the basement, several feet be-
low. Although he sustained on
" q Spramed arm, he was u1cOn-
SciouS for quite a while. 1t is co
sidered miraculous that his n5ar-
les were no worse. q
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1910-12-23

The election held Tuesday re-
garding the proposition of Liber-
ty township voting bonds Sor the
erection of a bridge across the
Arkansas river at Dundee result
ed in the bonds carrying So to 81.
Lindley Truxal came in from
Winfield FRIDAY night to spend
the Christmas vacation. He is
attending college there.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1910-12-23

ChaS. Faber is here from Ore
gOn for a visit with relatives.
T. E. Cough Last week lost a val
liable horse with blind staggers.
Mrs. i. T. Newsom has been
quite sick for the past week with
the 10 grippe.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Mausolf
have been spending the. week at
the home of Louis Mausolf and
family.
Ira 'NOrden and John Gallon
axe on visit to New Orleans and
Will 60 to Cuba before returning.
Mrs. Alvin WOrden was quite
i'll Saturday and in consequence
Alvin could not carry the mail.
Il so happened that the SubSti-
tute, P. w. PaxsOn, was abSeat,
and Glen Miller filled the vacan-
cy.
ChaS. Monroe left yesterday for
Garfield where he took up the
duties Of Santa Fe relief agent.
4 deal was made in our city
last Monday, whereby j. Flem-
ing became proprietor Of the liv-
cry and feed barn formerly own
ed by Roy Hayes. Mr.. Fleming
is an honest upright young bust
ness man, and will no doubt be
a success In his new undertaking.
Mr.. Hayes has not decided what
he will do in the future, but he
anCI Glen Miller left Monday for
points in Oklahoma where they
will be for a couple of weeks, pro
ably looking for a location.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1910-12-23
FOR SALE.

A REQ 4-cyinder, 5 passenger
automobile; fully equipped with
top, wind shield, speedometer and
electric lights; new castings on
rear wheels; guaranteed to be IN
first class condition throughout.
Looks as god as new. For sale
cheap. Good work team, mares
or mules, taken as part payment.
Fred L. Willard, Chase, Kans.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1910-12-23
Xmas at the Catholic Church

Xmas services will be hid at
the Catholic church as follows:
At midnight, at the hospital;
at Z a. m, low mass at the church
and at 10 a. m, high mass at the
church.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1910-09-29
Please Don't Mention NV Name,

Don't put my name in the paper"
Said the statesman. good and great,
But If o must l surely trust
You'll get the facts all straight
Il really can't be quoted"
Said the busy business man.
But if you write you surely might
Boom business all you can"
Il never read the papers,"
Said the badgered family doctor,
But If you please you may say disease
Lies helpless where T knock ter"
your papers are not pious."
Said the fat and forty pastor,
But If you quote you'll kindly note
That I'm the preaching master"
THE press is not uplifting"
Said the Slightly nifty eacher,
But don't you be strung. for teaching tho
young
Is as great as being a preacher"
Don't print my name" said the social
dame.
I'm the sense of slight or structure,
But if you do with the interview
BE sure to print my picture"
And so the modest public
Withdraws from printed mention.
But if you fail to print the tale
They'll call it circumvention.
SPOKANE Spokesman-Review.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1910-09-29

condition as not improved. either, Dy
the loss nt her ease and costs for her
much injured defendant. When they
left the ""ur1room Mr. Thompson.
who had suddenly dropped the attor-
ney and returned to the condition of
lover, Joined his tiancee and said:
"Sweeth"art. ! congratulate you on
having done Splendidly"
Don't sweetheart me"
"Why, my dear. you don't mean to
say that you have been affected in
your feelings toward me by this law
suit?"
Il have been SO far affected that I
wish you to consider our engagement
at an end
Great heavens! What is the mean
ing Of this: We lawyers-that is, men
lawyers. no matter how we have wran-
gled over Il case-always leave the
courtroom friends"
II will have nothing further to do
with a man who would treat a poor
old gentleman as you did my principa!
witness. and. as for your references to
me. they We're inhuman insults".
Shortly after that Miss Watriss re-
ceived IL call from the two men who
had put up the job" on her and her
lover.
"Mr. Thompson" said Jones. has
my law business. | am willing to
transfer it to you. and Mr.. Wilkins will
give you all his CD one condition"
Name it," said the lady.
THAT you become reconciled to your
former iance and renew your engage
ment."
They were months in persuading
Miss Watriss to accept the condition.
When she was married they gave her
a fine check for a bridal gift. and
when her first child was born her hus-
band succeeded to her Ia Nv business.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1910-09-29

was lnere ever III all the world sucn
an Arabian night?
She sang, but without that buoyant
note Of the first night. One after an
other he called out the popular airs Of
the old light operas. She had them all
on her tongues end.
Where had he seen that COD Of
Botticelli before? If only there was a
little more light!
Pardon me-" he said. "You Asked
She repeated her question, wondering
what had drawn his attention.
81 like my grand opera after dinner.
After dinner l shall want Verdi, Ber-
lioz, Gounod.'
"But after dinner 1 may not care to
sing" She spoke in German.
He was not expecting this tongue.
Besides. his German had never been a
finished product. For all that, he made
a passable reply.
You speak as many languages as a
Swiss hotel concierge"
Il wish I did. My mother had one
idea in regard to my YOUTH should
speak four languages and eventually
become a great diplomat. My mother
had II Of the loveliest voices. 1t was
a joy to hear her speak, now Italian,
now German, now French. We were
great comrades. 1t was rare fun to
go with her on an antique hunting ex-
petition. They eve fooled her nor
got the better of her in a bargain"
She liked the way he spoke Of his
mother.
But YOU" he %said-"you are not
Italian?"
She smiled.
Her fingers stirred over the keys
again, and Grieg's "Papillon" futtered
softly from flower to flower.
fro BE Continued |
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1910-09-29

What humans are chiefly hunt
ing for nowadays is inspiration
IN form or another. This
story cannot fail to give its
reader inspiration, and therefore
it's value can hardly be overes-
ffnaafed. The magic of the love
of man for woman, that, aroused
simply by the sound of a voice,
causes a young millionaire to
cross oceans and traverse
foreign lands TO find his fate
spus never better pictured. The
story is Intensely romantic and
azzuringly mysterious. The in
sfdtous evils of unwise marriage
with foreign "nobzemen" are
czeverly shown, and the familiar
Italian brand of intrigue is laid
bare. The author shows that the
reward of patience and purity is
happiness and that the wages
of sin is death. He makes YOU
laugh when he pictures the ad-
ventures of an American comic
opera troupe stranded in foreign
lands. He makes you thrill with
the wanderlust when he describes
La Bella NapoH and the vine
covered slopes that rim the
Mediterranean.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1910-09-29
CONTINUED
P v.
THE MASK.

THE MASK.
OHM tn Elks?" asked the boy
way once more.
mo; it's q n They are
going to call up my fate round a table,
ugh! Aw, go-wan! Dey don't
call up no ghosts wit French cider and
hot boids." The boy relapsed into ST.
lence.
By and by the carriage stopped.
"Dis is where we alights, me loidv'
the boy jeered. can no lookin', mind"
Hillard found the carriage steps and
landed safely. He stood for a mo-
ment, listening. They were in a quiet
part Of the city; no elevated or surface
cars were near. He was assured that
the location was exclusive. Carrots
are not to be found in quiet places.
"Look out fer tn steps," said the
boy, again taking Hillard by the hand.
"And you be careful of that basket"
81 amt lettin' it drop any"
Winding steps, thought the blind
folded man. He could recollect none.
It seemed to him that they stood there
five minutes before the door opened.
When it did. the boy passed in the
basket and resolutely pushed Hillard
into the hall. The door closed gently,
and the adventure was begun. Whith-
er would it lead him?
"Take off the bandage the signor
NAV nOw." said 81 voice in broken Eng
lish.
'"Thanks" He tore the handkerchief
from his eyes and blinked. The hall
was so dimly lighted that he could
see nothing distinctly.
1.-THE signor's coat and hat"
He passed yer these articles, shook
the wrinkles from his trousers, smooth
ed his chin and stood at attention. The
maid eyed him with abundant approx
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1910-09-29

Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy is today the best
known medicine in use for the relief
and cure of bowel complaints. 1t cures
gripping, d%iarrhoea %dysentery, and should
be taken at the first unnatural looseness
OF the bowels. 1t is equally valuable foe
children and adult, 1t always cures
Sold by Close Il Co.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1910-09-29
"The song you sang under my usndow.'

~ oO'6 W." oNNS "scNCs ivy "CUUOW.
pleased with his strong face and shape
ly head. The chin was square, but
not heavy; the mouth humorous, kind
ly and firm; the nose bridged, and the
brown eyes, sleepy, yet with latent
fires, were really handsome. She was
not afraid to be alone with him, nor
was it really necessary to wear a
mask. But the romance in her heart
that she believed to be dead was not
dead, only waiting to be rekindled.
II will sing!"
s'That is more than l dared to hope.''
"What shall it be?" she asked.
"The song you sang under my win
dow"
but that Is for the male voice"
"You sang 1t very, well nevertheless.
Il have q good memory too" He leaned
forward. bis arms crossed on his knees.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1910-09-29
Repartee.

Rupert and Evadne were sauntering
along the drive. Suddenly she stop
ped.
what's that?" she exclaimed, lis
tening intently.
Probably some catfish mewing in
the lake answered her sturdy pro-
tector.
Evadne's countenance frightened.
II wonder if its mother is putting
1t to sleep in the bed of the river with
a sheet of water over it," she MUIR
INJURED ingennously.-Sphinx.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1910-09-29
Color Blind,

Two curious instances Of extreme
olo blindness have recently been re-
corded in England. A sedate Quaker
purchased a green coat for himself
and a red gown for bis wife, believing
both were brown. A postal clerk could
never balance his accounts. and exam
1nation proved that he was unable to
distinguish between the colors of the
stamps he sold.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1910-09-29

Can be depended upon" is an express
sion we all like to hear, and when it Is
used in connection with Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and .Diarrhoea Remedy
it means, dysentery or bowel complaints.
1t is pleasant to take and equally
valuable for children and adults. Sold
by Close e. Co.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1910-09-29
The New on..

The gentleman cautiously opens his
'front.' door at 2 a. m. but nevertheless
the wife of his bosom hears him.
What in the world kept you out so
late?" she demands.
We'll. my DEAR" he explains la
boredly. "Flitterson took me for a
Hight in his new biplane. and the
steering gear got out of order, and we
had to come down eight miles from
town and wait for a trolley to bring
us tn."-Chicago Post.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1910-09-29
REAL GREATNESS.

1t is to you, who are grown men,
noble and honorable, that the whole
world calls for new work and no.
bleness. Oh, it is great-and there
is no other greatness-to make hui
man hearts a little wiser, manfuler,
happier and more blessed.-Car-
lyle.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1910-09-29

Don't waste your money buying plas-
ters when you can get a bottle of
Chamberlain's Liniment for twenty-five
cents. A piece of flannel dampened with
this linimeut is superior to any plaster
for lame back, pains in the side and
chest. and much cheaper. Sold by Close
8 10
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1910-09-29
The Poor Sheep.

Men hunt lions and tigers" ex-
planned mamma, because they kill the
poor sheep" j,
IF that's the case. mamma" re-
joined little Joe. why don't they get
busy and hunt the butchers too?''-
Chicago News.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1910-09-29
A Great Relief.

Mrs. Catterson-l thought l would
and tell you that your Harold
has been fighting with my Bobbie and
settle the matter if l could.
Mrs. Hatterson-Well, for my part,
l have no time to enter into any dis
cussion about children's quarrels. I
hope l am above such things.
I'm delighted to hear that. I'll send
Harold over on a stretcher in an hour
or So"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1910-09-29

Not a minute should be lost when a
child shows symptoms of Group. Cham
berlains Cough Remedy given as the
child becomes hoarse, or ever after the
croupy cough appears, will prevent the
attack. Sold by Close & Co.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1910-09-29
Altoeetner loo Honest.

r by love. / left my p%ocketpook IN
der my pillow"
Well. your servant girl is surely an
honest person."
That's just the trouble. She will
give the pocketbook to my wife,
Fliegende Batter.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1910-09-29
Those Foolish ouestions.

Smith, meeting Jones one day, ex-
claimed:
Hello. Jones. You wearing glasses.
What's hat for?'
Jones, annoyed at the foolishness Of
the question, answered irritably:
''Corns!"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1910-09-29

Your complexion rs we'll as your
temper is rendered miserable by a dis
ordered liver. By taking Chambsrlain,s
Stomach and Liver Tablets you can
improve hath. Ssld By Clsss & Co.