Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-11-02

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IT WILL BE nice to have an elec-
tive supreme court but it is to be
hoped that it won't have much bust
ness.
WALTER WELLMAN's trip may
help to calm the fears that an airship
fleet might cross the ocean on a
hostile mission.
AN AMERICAN won the altitude
record. 1t was only a matter of time.
We produce the only original high
flyers.
THE BASEBALL season is over.
And the deep sigh Of relief that
greets this announcement does not
come from Philadelphia.
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THE EVENING effort is evidently
IN favor of representative government
on the sole condition that democrats
be allowed to do the representing.
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FIFTY-EIGHT heroes have receiv-
ed medals. 1t is hoped there viii be
no envious feelings on the part of the
thousands Of other heroes doomed to
go their way medal-less.
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NEVERTHELESS there is probable
ity that the average housewife will
consider the use of bats to get rid
Of mosquitoes very much like setting
the house aflre to get rid of mice.
$50
THE CUsTODIANs Of the com-
mercial club emergency fund are re-
spectfully reminded that T~hanksgiv-
ing is approaching and hat it will
become necessary for US to purchase
turkeys.
IF, AS ALLEGED. the dear people
are absolutely unanimous for the
initiative, it Is peculiar to say the
least, that they didn't vote that way
when they named the convention
delegates.
A CONTEMPORARY issues warn
ing that winter is close n we had
better lay in u supply of radium
before some one corners it. Radium,
however, is easy money compared to
purchasing coal.
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A DAUGHTER In Milwaukee who
alienated her mothers husbands af-
~fections must pay her mother dam
If this thing continues we shall
have to pay our mother-in-law ali
mony before long.
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A NEW YORK bankers wife lost
$50, 900 while she was c~raning her
to look at the aeroplanes. Il is
not stated on which one she placed
her money-but anyway rubbering Is
often an expensive luxury.
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A DISPATCH from Oklahoma mem
an Indian whose name is Ah-
Na-Cha-Wa-To but who is known as
Tim Smith. Although this is the most
ease of simplified spelling yet
it Is heartily approved.
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A CALIFORNIA judge has decided
that tight fitting teeth are "a prolific
cause of -kleptomania and a New
Mexico editor concludes hat next
thing we know people will be taking
10 aviation to secure relief from tight
shoes.
IT MUST HAVE been fine in the
good old days when a candidate
could make a speech in one place to
suit local conditions and not have it
reduced to cold type and relentless 1
compared with his remarks else
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THEY ARE PROBING The bath
trust. If they bust this celebrat-
ed monopoly our last valid excuse ;
not taking a bath win AVE been
removed. Sometimes this corporation
activity by the government is carried
TO extremes.
"a FELLOWS sure friend is the
chuckles the editor Of the a.
Springer stockman. Hate to destroy
his Illusion. but tho fact is that the ,
dollar is the most treacher- :
friend known to mankind. 1t al .
deserts him in his hour Of need I
JAMES CARTWRIGHT, of Wash :
ID. c., was almost drowned !
when he jumped off a bridge in an
to recover his hat which had
off. In these high living days ,
il has come to the pass when a man ,
viii risk almost certain death to keep 9
from having TO buy new clothes. -,
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THERE Is No further doubt about .
he standing of the republic of Port :
ngal. Colonel Bin Mullane has rec
IL. The Pecos Valley News i
saws: Week before last the Carls-
bad Current 'bawled out the Portu-
gese revolutionists in great style. but
evidently Colonel Mullane thought
he was too severe on the boys, for last
week he officially recognizes the new s
republic"
WHAT Is THE reason that taxes
SO much higher in New Mexico
han in Oklahoma " asks the Tribune
-itiren. The answer is. They ARE
higher The Tribune Citizen II
{ were located in the largest city Of
oklahoma. would have to pay twice N
Is much I'm taxes. dollars n cents
han IL does in the largest city Ct
New MeVico.-Sants Re New Mexican
How much would hat make the to
al? 4
SPEAKING OF Puzzles" the Phoe-
nix Republican is puzzled II voices p
he bewllderment of many in the fol-
owing quotation and comment: 1,
.sThe that Mr.. Gil 3,