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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-11-09
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WILL CALL At YOUR HOME.
SEVERAL DOLLARS
FOR RENT,

Front, down stairs room. 617
Front street.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-11-09

For clean hacks and careful drivers
Phone los. Day or night.
WHITES livery.
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WHY NOT SAVE?

WHY NOT SAVE?
In buying an Overcoat at Rosen's
Clothing Shop before they're all gone.
Now selling at actual cost to close out
the line.
For Shoe Repairing Go c Juhnke.
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For Shoe Repairing Go C Juhnke.
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For Shoe Repairing Go C Juhnke
THE POWER OF YOUTH.

! Save some part of the money you
earn now. This Is the means Of &C
cumulating a reserve from tho power
exerted in youth. The dollars you
save now will work for you. They
will give you independence later on
in life. $1.O0 starts an account and
we pay per cent compounded every
three months.
The City National Bank Of Bismarck.
WILL CALL AT YOUR HOME.
Miss Louise Smith, formerly of Mel
sens hairdressing establishment, is
prepared to do hairdressing and man.
touring for the ladies of the city, and
will call at their homes. Phone 444R.
SEVERAL DOLLARS
IRE yours by buying your suit at
Rosen's Clothing Shop, while they sell
at cost. Closing out suits and over
coats entirely.
FOR RENT.
Front, down stairs room. 617
Front street.
For clean hacks and careful drivers.
Phone 1O5. Day or night.
WHITES LIVERY.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-03

ture of Carlyle: Why does he look so
sad?" HE had I'll health, and besides
that many things saddened him"
What sort of things2' "a great many
sad things that go on in the world" A
moments pause, and then, spreading
expostulating hands, well, but, mum
mie, ferrets must eat eggs" He was
fond of carpentering. I've made three
splendid things; two steamships and a
Calvary" At dinner: 'T must have
some more jelly" and in the pause that
followed, while expectant nurses waited
for the word please" he added, 'I APP
preciate the word must" Cat, cat,
and dog. dog; and. suppose
P-u-e-n-c-h, Punch?
We were in the South Kensington
museum one day: Now shall l tell
you the wrong of that statue7 Dayid's
The sayings of children certainly are
refreshment. This was such pleas
ant remark to break silence with: IT
haven't seen a pig, near, for long
time" One morning he was checked
for speaking In a whining tone of
voice. But it isn't me doing IT, when
whine. It's my heart, crying"
He was given a Belgian hare as q
pet, and greatly pleased: Il suppose
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Mamie won't mind, but docking from
face to face with a challenging eye)'
I'm afraid I shall have to call him
Belly for short"
daddyY'
I've no wish to: besides. I'm not a
was Nansen a free mani I sup
pose free man is the sort Of person
who can play jokes on God"
His mother heard a conversation dur
ing a visit TO the dentist. And what
are 3, you going to do when you grow
'Oh, I'm Just going to be a man."
But L suppose you'll do something,
won't you? There's no place In the
world for people who do nothing. who
are lazy, and don't work"
mot in Ireland?" The dentist was
entirely nonplussed.
"One night. do you know. mummie,
And what was it llke?"
"Oh, dear little men dressed all in
red, golden giraffes, and gardens of
shells And one day, shaking money
box full to thinking point, and the key
mislafd somewhere: you know, num-
mie, all my moneys quite here, and
lost"
One day he went to a village wed
ding with his mother. During the
hushed pausss he whispered to his
mother: isn't the clergyman like God
himself?' The complete conviction in
his voice enabled his mother to nod as
sent. But on the way home she said to
him: I suppose you meant the flow
ing robe, the surplice, reminded you of
pictures you have seen? Or were you
thinking of the uplifted hand when you
said the clergyman was like God?"
NO" he replied; IT meant in the face"
There was nothing more to be said.
One day his mother asked Il he felt
If you do Yes, I will. But love
brother Wind" One day at Bible lesson
his sister quoted this brother: You
know, he says he has heard that when
we die we don't go to heaven. some peo-
pie think, but to Portugal" This GER
tainly for 3 moment was staggering, but
in q minute or two ell was clear. end
they were busy discussing q purgatorial
stare OF existence. Motoring on q winter
evening. and looking back at town lit
up behind us: rs that Salisbury glitter
ing, filled with land stars?" "Mayn't
go to church with you?"-''You'll find 1t
very long / think'-'But could always
go out when we go to the serpent" You
know when point NY dirk at people IL
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-03
Pinless Hat Offers Solution
of Long Hatpin Controversy

4 SOLUTION of the hatpin oontro-
L - vsrsy is offered by an Illinois
woman. 1t is the rinless hat that sticks
ike mans. 1t does not require the
stiletto objected TO by the Chicago city
coIncilmen to anchor 1t. and 1t has the
added virtue of haffling theatrical man
ayers who think twice before they re-
quest its removal.
Miss Mary Glenn of Evanston, ILL.,.
imported the hat from Paris with the
rest of her spring millinery. Many
handsome and expensive hats we're
among her selections, but the new de-
sign Is her favorite. and it is worn on
all POSSIBLE occasions.
Tile pinless hat is very. very small.
and 1t is made OF gold cord and an
aigrette. Pressed firmly on the young
woman's attractive blonde couture, it
stays put, and she can defy councilmen
and theatre ushers with the most inno-
cent air in the world.
Miss Glenn had her picture taken in
the hat before she landed from the
steamer. 1t was not exactly the thing
Tor an ocean voyage, but she just could
not wait TO wear il. OF course, it at
tracted the attention and envy of every
woman on board.
Miss Glenn related how another
woman objected to her wearing it in a
New York theatre.
'She objected said the owner, "but
l was not required to remove it,"
bit OF fluff and a feather. that seems
TO be part of a WOman's dress. is not
affected by the rules of a theatre that
requires her to remove her hat How
large feather may be worn depends
upon the Wearer'S nerve If she thinks
bird OF paradise plume effective on a
couture of extraordinary size, the fact
that they interfere with anyone's view
will not make her admit that she is
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-03

same number Nv jumps behind in tn
race with tn price iv eggs. Whin ye
ARE wurrkin' they're up. That's all
there is to it. Ye're to blame, me boy,
because a colledge professor in Har-
ward can't afford to buy himself new
hat. Ye've caused tn boost in prices.
Whin ye had less wurrk We ate less an
wore out fewer clothes. Whin We got
a steady Job we raidd tn grocery store,
tn price iv pork chops took a sudden
leap an whin tn professor at Harvard
whit down to tn foreman an got his
pay check that had been ample while
We were unemployed he found har'ly
enough In 1t to pay tn butchers bills.
Whin ten millyon iv tn likes iv ye
gets twenty-five cents a day more pay
there's just that much added to what II
costs ivrybody to live
Z" But what am goin' to do about
it?' said Mr.. Hennessy.
Some pollytickal economists are IN
favor Nv yere not eatin',' said Mr..
Dooley. I wud say stop wurrkin' If
it gives We such an appetite
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-03

wearing hat
when is a hat not a hat?" is the rid
die to be solved by the theatre usher.
II it looks as if it were fastened on he
can request IT'S removal, but when there
is no sign of hatpin and il may belong
to the hair what can he do? He would
be brave man who would ask a wom-
an to disrupt her carefully arranged
and fashionable coiffure.
The becoming little thing appeals to
men. and only the woman behind, who
is dying with envy, insists upon It's re-
moval. She is willing to go into court
and swear that the object is a hat, and
that it interfered seriously with her
view of the stage. When she acquires
one of her own, that is another story.
Then Il becomes intellectually a part of
her hair.
As to hong hat pins, the controversy
seems TO be confined to Chicago. 1t
was not heard of abroad, according to
Miss Glenn. and the idea of the pinless
hat did not originate with the discus
sion. 1t was the result of experiments
made to design a convenient and at
tractive theatre hat. A pin of any size
would be out of place, and would adver-
tise the little trick as a hat.
As to the wearing of hats in public
places. 1t is not enough that women are
required by law to remove them in the
theatres, but there are churches IN
which the rule is enforced. Signs DO
litely request that large hats be re-
moved during the sermon In order that
the congregation may see as well as
hear.
1T really spoiled my pleasure In my
new hat" said one fashionably dressed
woman Easter morning. For my part.
l would rather be Inconvenience a
little in having to peer around to see
the minister than be obliged to take off
my hat"
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-04-03
Bishop Routs 4 soastsr.

On one occasion. when travelling along
the west coast OF Africa with an Old
skipper who had known many mission
aries, but did not see the use OF them, .
Bishop Taylor-Snith was obliged to en-
dure 6 string Of teunting questions, such
as What was the good Of spouting al
Exeter hall?" and What did missionaries
know, anyway"
At last the bishop could stand Il no
longer. Turning to the skipper, he saidi
Il know you are an expert. Can YOU
tell me the length OF an alligator 8
tongue?'
Certain" was the reply, but Il depends
on the length Of the alligator"
Very well. then. say an alligator Sif-
teen feet long: What would be the length
Of its tongue?~
Three feet" was the answer.
But the bishop, who had kept slngatoTs
and watched their ways, knew better. 1T
is evident that you are authority on
the west coast OF Africa he said, ''but
it Is also evident that some people see
more In ten minutes than others IN tWen-
ty years. Let me tell you that an alli-
gator has no tongue "-Roohestsr HeFS
aid.
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"mR, pooLEY" ON THE COST OF
LIVING.

r. P. Dunno contributes Mr.. Dooley's
opinion ON the Cost Of Living" to the
January American Magazine. The fol-
lowing is part of Mr.. Dooley's reflec-
ti0ns:
IAN so II goes. complain Nv tn
rent me landlord asts me an sometimes
I accede, as Hogan says, to his request.
Me landlord complains iv tn way tn
plumber overcharges him. Tn plumber
saws he can't do amy betther thin
make q Twin on account Nv tn rapacity
iy tn plumbers union. TIL most prom
nent, distinguished an wealthy menu
Der iv tn plumbers union borrid two
dollars firm me yesterdah because he
cudden't pay his bills out iv tn vast
boards that he'd wrenched firm his
boss fr mendin' vast pipes
IAN tn sthrange thing about It is
that it's always been thrue in my rec
objection an ! can reminder almost as
far back as to think Nv mesilf hollerin'
mort" 10 ye whin we were building
tn pyramids. Ye'll says this cost Nv liv-
in was niver higher IF We an ye ARE
right We say 1t niver was so high an
ye're wrong. It's always been tn same
FIR ye an tn likes Nv ye. I niver knew
tn day whin ye weren't about tn
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Is something like a curse on g small
scale" And another time; Now that
the boys know that I have got watch,
they look upon me just as 8 tool for
time ~
These sayings, again, by younger
child: ''I wish we were going up to
Scotland by night" 'Why?" Because
love seeing far away, little shining
streams by moon" Another time: Has
God got any dust left?" L mean will He
so on making people?" And one day in
church ne was kneeling by his mother,
'sThrea persons end one God have mercy
upon us, miserable sinners" ''What2"
in a penetrating whisper, three persons
az one go7" But explaining in church
at best an ear tickling business; there Is
generally very little achieved. On this
occasion there was more, perhaps, than
usual. though the right impression had
by no means been conveyed, for 1t was
found on reaching home to have been
finally understood as Three persons ano
one goat, have mercy upon us, miserable
sinners
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James Scoop to John Smith:

James Scoop to John Smith:
Dear Sir-In my letter Of yesterday
concerning the bay horse you wish to
buy. my stenographer made a slight
error. Instead of reducing the price
OF this magnificent animal, which
would be an ornament to any gentle
mans stable. from $3.50 to $500, as my
stenographer carelessly made It, the
lowest figure 1 could accept IS $780,
and at this amount / shall suffer a
decided loss. However, since this horse
will suit your purposes so exactly I
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JohA Smith TO James Scoop:
Dear Str-In my letter of yesterday
my stenographer made a slight error.
Instead of offering you $3.50 for the
bay horse Of which 1 wrote, the sum /
desired to offer was $500.
March s. J. SMITH.
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James Scoop 10 John Smith:
Dear Safeguarding the magnifi-
cent bay horse which 1 showed you yes
terday, l have come to the conclusion
that since he is exactly the animal you
need L will reduce his price from $3.50
10 S22o, and let him go at a sum which
VIII result in a slight loss to me.
Please send check and call for the
horse at once. J. SCOOP.
March T.
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4 oHN sMITH 70 James SCOOP,

Dear Safeguarding the bay
~ horse which you showed me yes
terdays l am inclined to purchase, but
the price of $3.50 seems to me to be too
nigh. l am prepared to give you $780,
but cannot see my way TO paying a
cent more. If you will accept this fig
ure, kindly let me know by return mall,
as, If not, l want to look elsewhere
my physician having advised horseback
riding TO take my mind off business
worries. J. SMITH.
March Z
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John Smith to James Scoop:
Dear Sir-The brute-I cannot call
him a horse-that you sold me, war;
ranted quiet and suitable as a play
mate for children" bit my groom on
the arm in the stable, and when 1
mounted him kicked the side out of
taxicab on Fifth avenue. He then bolt
ed and, in Central Park, where I man
aged to guide him. he knocked over
mounted policeman, threw me to the
road and finally stuck in the glass
around the Casino. Three of my ribs
are broken, and it required three
square rods of court plaster to cover
my cuts. So far the bills for dana ges
amount to sS75, with more coming. I
shall sue you for this outrage.
'HLIWS r II UoIBw
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James Scoop to John Smith:
Dear Sir-Check received and horse
sent around to your stable. You will
find him exactly what you are looking
Tor. J. SCOOP.
March 10
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From John Smith to James Scoop:
Dear Sir-As my stenographer made
a mistake in my correspondence with
you, am wiling TO give you 1926 for
the bay horse, this being IS out of
pocket above my intended offer / en-
close check for this amount.
March 9. ]. SMITH
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II GrI$s= Gross Correspondence
BY WEX JONES.

am not willing to disappoint you.
Trusting you will forward check at
once, 7 SCOOP
March g.
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FROM James Scoop to John Smith:
Dear Sir-Not having heard from you
concerning the bay horse you were so
anxious To purchase, 1 write to let you
know that since my stenographer made
mistake in our correspondence, / am
willing TO incur a slight extra loss,
and Will let you have this magnificent
animal for S225. This horse is war
ranted sound, and while spirited, Is so
perfectly trained that he can be ridden
by baby in arms. In fact, he would
be as good as q Boston terrier as a
playmate for children. He is thus per-
fectly suited to your purposes, and rid
ing him daily will, 1 am convinced
soon take your mind from all business
Worries as your doctor wishes. Kindly
remit at once, as several parties are
anxious to buy at a higher figure.
March 3. J. SCOOP.
The Delta independent., 1910-09-09
S OLDEST ATTIC LETTER
MIssIvs That oIvss q Glimpse Of Man.
nsrs and Customs In Demos-
thence Time.

A little leaden tablet, tarnished,
ugly and otherwise trivial in appear
ance. was sent \ few years ago from
Athens to the Imperial museum Of
Berlin. the Scientific American says.
On one side of 1t was some writing
which only recently was deciphered
with precise correctness by Adolph
Wilhelm. an Austrian savant. who
lives in Athens. The tablet is the
original of private letter that was
written about the time of the orator
Demosthenes.
The writer of the letter lived in a
rural neighborhood and wished to send
commercial order to a town The
form Of the address was: ITO be
taken to the pottery market and to be
handed to Nausias. or to Thrasykies.
or to the son" (perhaps the son of the
writer was meant). The weekly mar
ket. to which the Attic countrymen
had gone to offer their produce and
wares for sale. may be imagined in
progress. There the boy who was
bearer of the letter was to find the
stand or booth of one of the three per-
ooho " ~ Was duuIt6Scu duu
deliver 1t to him. The text OF the let
ter says: "Mnesiergoes greets you
cordially. he greets your family with
the same esteem and wishes them
good health. and he says also that his
own health Is good. Please be SO kind
as to send me a mantle, either of
sheepskin or of goatskin, and let 1t be
as cheap as possible. for 1t does not
need to be trimmed with fur. Send
with pair Of heavy soles also. AS
soon as have an opportunity will
pay you"
So much for the letter. to the mo-
tive OF which the reader can point
with as much precision as the author.
Apparently It was written in winter.
poor Mnesiergos having been surprised
out in the open country by one OF
those icy snowstorms which sometimes
even at this day cover the temples OF
Acropolis with a mantle of snow.
Therefore he desired to receive as
quickly as possible the heavy and
warm garment of the poorer country
men, goatskin. which could be
bought for Az drachms. and the
strong soles which were worn under
the ordinary sandals on the rural
plains and hillsides. A good pair Of
the latter could be bought for four
drachmas. as a well-preserved bill Of
that date shows.
noteworthy feature Of this artless
letter 10 the formula that may be found
used In very numerous letters that
were preserved by the Greek literature
Of later times. Even at the present
day every letter written by . rural
Greek begins with the same cordial
inquiry about the health Of the person
to whom the letter II written and with
the brief Information about the health
Of the writer.
The Delta independent., 1910-09-09
SWANS
Backache and Kidney
PILLS

For kidney and bladder troubles,
sciata, rheumatic. pains, neuralgia,
headache, nervousness, sleepleSs-
ness, that dragged down feeling. ="
They act directly on the kidneys
and give almost instant relief be-
cause they not only act as a tonic,
but clean the kidney tissues of
impurities and expel the poison
from the system.
So marvellous and universal are
the results obtained that they are
fully guaranteed. Every druggist
has them in SOC and 81 boxes. If
not satisfactory-your money back.
Don't delay-don' run the risk Of
Bright's disease. Get a box today.
The Delta independent., 1910-09-09
cIo.h.. a. Viewed by scientist.

Now the scientists are making .
careful study OF our clothes. The ear
Hest garment was probably the shawl.
which was also used as q petticoat
Make two rows of stitches up the
middle Of the petticeat. give one long
cut between them and you have trou-
sers. The band on q mans hat IL .
survival of the fillet wherewith the
shawl was bound over the head. The
Scotch cap. the bishops miter and the
little boys sailor hat with their tails
and the bonnet strings can be referred
to the same origin. The little bow In
the hat lining at the end of the lacing
had its origin in the time when there
were no one-eishth sizes and head
coverings could be laced In or let out
according to the size of the wearsr's
head.
Men In uniform wear their feathers
on the left side. because when plumes
were first used and men drew their
swords more frequently they did not
want them to get mixed with their
feathers. The cooked hat probably
began when hats we're SO large that
they were looped up and the habit
then became permanent The helme ct
OF the modern fireman has hardly al.
tered since the Greeks.
The Delta independent., 1910-09-09
Notice for Publication.
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR. }
U. =. LAND OFFICE At nosTRosE, colo,
August, 18th. 1910.

u. s. LAND OrYIcE AT AoNTRosE, tOLo..{
August, 18th. 1910.
NOTICE Is hereby given that
49, MILTON X. WEIGH,
assignee of Lena l.. Seicrest Of Delta. Delta
County, Colorado, who. on December ~. 1906
made Desert Land Entry. No. i2Sz, Ute. No
W., NWIS Bee Se, Township IA South, Range 81
Nest. 9Th Principal Meridian. has filed notice Of
Intention TO make Final Desert Land Proof. Ia
establish claim to the land above described. be-
fore q. H. Stewart, County Judge OF Delta
County, Colorado, at Delta. Colorado, on the
9th day of September. 1910.
Claimant names as witne sses:
= Clarence A. Smith, OF Delta. Colorado, Frank
Watts, OF Delta, Colorado: 0vhevieve Hartig. OF
Delta Colorado: George w Bcandrelt, Of Austin.
B.P. BLAIR. Register.
The Delta independent., 1910-09-09
Proper way to Walk.

When a man walks in the right way
speaking literally-the back Of his
heel strikes the ground first Thsn
the rest Of the heel comes down. after
which the outer edge Of the foot takes
the bulk Of the burden until the for.
ward movement shifts the weight to
the ball Of the loot and nnally to the
toes. The ideal step IL slightly
rocking motion. At NO time should the
entire foot be pressed against the
ground. Heel and toe 10 the move
msnt Try II and see how much fur.
ther and pore easily you can walk.
IT'S the Ihdian's way. and what Poor
10 doesn't know about f0otwork cah
70 into the discard
The Delta independent., 1910-09-09

G. Il. Davis.-I asked a neighbor
who sells to private trade. ten times
the produce do to go halves on
a telephone. The rate on the rural
line in our country Is SIS year.
He rudely swOre that he would not
go in-not even a third. Said he
could tend to business and sell bet
ter without one-and he thinks he
does. He goes In with a big load.
peddles around all day In the hot
sun. trusts 1t out and gets beaten