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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-11-25

OpaIen, JON man MI tilbags
n9rer iaa iterf Borbom mob, bIeo /
ganlle Oage bit ffottet. Den on.
iaoes for at bore | geiibOelie Of en-
bierteitprfenbe 3raft, iom binoreoe
Gift og peitbuniter fra at pirfe. Sen
piatigite Irt at DpaIer pal ben, iom
bGrer Rapnet "auttesie". Den be.
ffptteoe gieren mob ole ilette Wen.
neifer, mel fitnbe life bjplpe BAN
mob oper. e1er u~nberjorbiffe @pie.
ner. SaoI9nge man eieoe en- Opal,
fiinbe ems 8ormue life minoifes og
Summer life romme en-.
Wagneten tiGogoe man iterfe
og nnberfulbe arpfter. Wenem
sgetefolf, iom bar Bit foloe moo
~binanoen, eienopbofte Sen ben CANT
Re SiIbsieliebeb. RRrebe noeer Mfis'
tanfe ON, at bans Suitru bar BAN
nitro, bebspebe ban bare at I9gge en-
Wagnet unber benbes Sopeopiioe,
naar bun lob, iaa fiji ban Sanobeben
at pioe. 8ar bum fin Siisbono tro,
piloe bum | Sspne omarme BAN;
bpis life, falbt bun ftrnr no al Sen'
gen, og til pberIigere geois paa hen'
bes Trolssbeb bopoe Steren en- ube-
bageIig 2ugt. s giterlanoene TIL
ifrep man Wasnetitenen araft til at
ubbripe giftiee Stofie al 2egemet.
Gen maatte itsbes til 1ltloer og mo.
tageS | BARN MeIf. - Gen frem.
foIote % grufninger, Tom befriebe
for @iften.
of benne fortfatte6e Speriigt oner
Stenenes Siitorie bill BET formentlig
fremgaa, bpilfen GoIle De | l9ngIt
foripunbne 3oge bar ipiaet, og bpil.
fen iterf SnbHpoeIie 6e bar spet paa
WenneIfenes S~antaiiIio.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-11-25
MGnos % &pinocrS
Sufpm ellie.

GrofeSIor Inatbon Ion qiorbe for
Ieoen Nlften / Observation-Disclosures /
ariitionia Hebe for ct ~interesIant
Experiment, han | CONNER bap0e
ioretoget til l~lroerisgeIie al Sufom'
meIicn$ 6orifieQigbeb hos Wpnb %
&pinber.
@rofeSioreu baube label Ell Rpffe
WGno on Spiuoer, melt 9prere %
2prerinocr / 20.aarene, aiengipe
en- fort 6ortpIIing 10 @auee meo TO
CeguS WeGcmrum oa ioo inobeIt
@ciporeIierne eiter 6eiIeueS @eifof.
fenbeo.
gnbeI al 6ortGIlerne baooe boIbt
iiG Qonife neie iii 8erten. andre bou'
&c iantaierct temmeIig meget. Wpn.
oene$ 6remitiuinQ uor gieunemaao.
Cuoc mere biero % fait / Sammeu.
bruQcn; Guiuoeruc$ 6remitiuing err
! Qicrrc f~riere, men til 8icngiGIb %.
iaa mere riaholoia. Suinoerue bu'
Ifeoc IortraingcuS Terioner 10 pGt.
bcore ems Wruoenc, ligeioo Eerio'
nernCS Gqcnisnbcr. 9erimpb bup6e
MtpnOcnc behre Sufommelie for
Stc6$bcitemmcIicr, Iigeioo Tor Eib,
noar Sen par bciternt, mar oct giolot
en- ubcitcmt Si6SanaioeIie, por auir.
| ocrue ioran. WcN Seninu til at bii.
Ife Sorper uar Suiuoerne ahiolut
opcrlcane, inQcu Goinoe bnobe CLIENT
ole Sc 6nrocr, iom oar rpunt / 6or-
tpainQcu, bpo6 berimo6 s Nonb
bopoc giort. Ogioa Sirg buifebe
Goiubcrue mere Iiet.
Get piite iia / set belle toaet, al
WpnSeue bopbe itarpeit Cans for 81
SinQ. 6oIrIier % SiIitan0e, ION
nprmeit herer iro unoer WpubeneS
OmraoSe % apiuoerne for oct, ION
unQaar auiuoer. Zen mcrneifeIieC
Sufommelie urbeiber oItiaa iffC
iuISt iaa mitomntiif, iom man eier.
ne trufer iig. Zen oPIger % BRO
ger.
@eS onbeu Gangs @iergipeIie a
6ort9aingeu, as elmer %ieuere, piit,
oct iig, al WGnbene baobe CLIENT er
goo Gel mere END 3pinberne.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-11-25
PeIbreo oe Jnoteeter.
gcgse fun pcSlisebolSes peS piben'
ifnbelige &rringsmioler.

en- goo robuit Selbreb bi9lper en-
bel Del / Ietnirg al at tiene Eenge.
Mfeo Cab al 9elbreb er ems Sno-
t9gter noiat for at ifrumpe iuo eaer
enoog belt forioiroe.
Naar Ell ing CAME mao tlene lin
cqen oepemaaoe, ga er en- goo Sel'
breb benoes beSite gienoom.
Seq itaar nIene | @eroen" frt'
Der Ell 9ige | Chicago, "og bar fun
nit arbeioe at itole paa for Sipets
OpboIb. Seq cr 5algsoome, os 10,
10 aar iiSen bIeo iee, iom Sslge a
pcSboIoenSe Grbeioe og Ben 9i9t
iom gonrbirgbuicnc bpoer, en- ter'
pos SnpoIiS, og icg bleu iaa baarIig.
at oct por mig nriten imiligt a
iorbIipe / @iitifcn en- balo Gag al
@au9en.
"gn SeninSe irt6eao mig BEN Sot
at forisee 8rape.I uts, bpilfet lee
gioroe, ioet ieg los bet mogisre De
mcite al miuSit TO MaaItioer ON Sn
gen.
"SSds er ieg fuIoftGnoig fri FOL
Slepbeb, Spspepiia % aae De On
ser, iom foumer al operanitrGns
og utilitrpffelig nrret Sierne Of
2eaeme. Seq ifpIoer @rape.ssi't'
@ienoprettcIien al min SeIbreo %
Siielisbeoen til at funne bebolo'
min Stiuing % mine SrNtGgter."
9rs "Sbe Ioab to @elluiGe"
bper Yaffe. Ser er en- 9runo".
@oseninae IGit o%pemitaaemoe Srep
st NIT oil forcfumme fra lib til an
ben. &c er rstc, ianSe % fuISe a
Snteresie for I~enueifebcScu.
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Srifirfen.
FnA.. &C

gaitor 3. 8. Sperien, Seattle,
@oib., bar afiIoaet aaloet iom
Ireit peb 9iafonisiebiemmet | Rin-
neapolis.
Brofesior SeIlanb bar Sen.
bag til Hacine, 8iS., bpor ban in6'
intte Eoitor Oscar Inberion til
greit / 6rifirfemenigbeben oeriteb8,
iomt iuopiebe Meni9beoenS Strife.
- Bnitor 30. &uisuolb bar iislge
"Srom" mootnget aalb fra 9etba-
mia Weniabeb, ct. Raul, Miun.,
iom Eaitor SIogitabs Gftermono.
San ifoI optaae arbeibet | fit npe
Salb meo Oct nler fsrite.
@ooie Giper Snoremisiions-
forening aibolot nplig ct Santtale.
mebe | Soft Wenigbeo peo Sbaron,
g. 0of. Somtoleemnet bar Sob. a,
80. Oct blep talt ON, bpor nso.
pen6iat oct bar for ct Subs Barn
bper Goq at bope ct Wsoe mcb fin
Srelier % iao briffe al Den leuenbe
GanbfiIbe. Enitor 2anb inoleoebe
Samialeemnet.
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Could Prove II.

Little Freddie was obstinate and
did not take kindly to it when his
mother told him 10 get ready for
Sunday-school. However, mamma
was firm and started him. While
she did not like to distrust her boy,
she wanted 10 make sure he went.
So upon his return she asked:
Did you go to Sunday-school?"
"Yes, ma am"
What was the sermon about?"
MANY are cold, but few are frog
en-" was Freddie's reply.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-11-25

Zen ar6en Gags Gftermibboe bolo.
res Der Observation-Disclosures. Gdit.
9cSietb boIot SfriftetaIen, % Ealt.
Serenien prpoifeoe oper Sebr. 10,
%. Oficr optoees til Snbremisiio'
men, iom beIsb iig til $3.50. 6or.
iamIingen beperteoes al Wenigbe.
0enS apinoer | atrfens @oiement,
iom apinoeiorenineen bar opfsrt |
Sommer. R9ite Nsoe boIoeS / Con.
corbia Wenigbeo, Sait. Ge$ietbS
&alo.
Boitor g. 8. 9ruIanb ifriper
fra Seyas: Ssnbog Ben 9be Otto.
Der boIoteS Seitieit i Rormanna Me'
nigbeb, Eeras, iom- mioIertioig bar
pGret betient al mig. Sffer $39,25.
0enre Meuigbe0 teller fuu ca. so
SipIe, oq Iigeer 252 IiI ipb for
@oco. Gen 16oe Sftober, bn areb8:
msOet boIotes | @oco, blep / ben
Mfcnigbeo ofret $6t.3t til airfens
@isremuoI. Com for berettet, prG'
oifeoe 4oft. 9. g. Sborion peo ben.
ne GrIeouing. 8 2imeitone Wenig.
be6 boIStes Ssitfeit Den 23be Otto.
Der, % Der inofom | Offer 5000.
0cnre Reniqbeb, iom Iigser en- 35
MiI Oft for 8oco, betienss bier fier.
be Seroog / Waoneben. Ssnbag
ben 6te Iouember boIbtes WiSiionS.
felt I SourmiIe Weniebeb, iom fig
ger ca. 1870 Mil norbsit for @oco.
Sfferet beIsb iig til $24.50. 0enne
lille Werigbeb paa SO Siple bette
mes fur A Ssnbnee ON goret, BOG
iaoIeoes at Der peb at benntte Soer.
Soacne inIt boISes 90 @ubstieneiter
| IoretS Sob.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-11-25
Cen uurifc Spnubr.
lgiter .Iairfetthsnhen.)

- BoItor 3. q. WouionS ire
Gfeuiebe0er bar Der upIig nRret
boI0t Reformation&ieitGr meO 8rG.
Dtfer al &oIoeta EreIt.
TeiormattouSieit boIoteS i
SmmomleIs Dientgbe0, Bait. &. 3u-
Dier5 aul0, 30te Oft. % / &or 6reI.
iers WerigbeO AucbeIgerSi6ubag.
SguSog Sen 13he gioo. ff 81.
ms Weuigbeb ! Nortb minneapolis
9rIn6iteHeR Iaet til lin me airfe.
MentebeOens 4reit, Gbr. auoeriou,
guifebe @eltommen, boorpoa DR..
Sob. gIpisufer prG0ifeOe.
Bot. nils M. Y~IoiSafer bar
untoget auIO I'll @or 6reIierS Wte.
rigbe0 / Chicago iom Goit. NIfrco
g.. Sohuions GfterioIger. Bait.
Sobuiou bill tiItru0e tit me aolo /
Sbrtnq 8rooc, 92iru., 2ocu Sonouq
| GbDert.
49, @oI0eu VaIlcp GuinoefureninQ
habhe 2eroog Den Ste 9topcmber lit
ferite ll6Iala. git apinoerne bopoe
fret, bIeo ioIgt til qooc Griicr, iao
at l1obnttet ocu Gag bIep SttlOS.
Soer $50 bar TOreuinQen iomIct ue0
fine Reoer. 3nar nj fommcr ibu.
OF Si er puu INSTRUMENTATION, GA ill.
LICE # bernie Screening en6nu nrbei
Der ! III ffrite Gor, 'aa Mao nj iigc,
at aOir6errc hor Giort tit til ell goo
EegrroeIie.
pisHorSieiyer: Zen 24oc
Gsuhaq efter Grint1aliS / St. SIuiS
Wfeut5pe6, Eerus, Qrpoifcn al 8a.
flor 8. q. &0itaS ON 55orm. % al
8rof. 8ucfer ON gitermiboaqeu. 49,
Ser 136e 9o0. { Clifton Q2qb., go,
flor e. 6. Z riuns &uI6. GrpSifer
al Stebets Gre, % Bait RpItaS, -
D2tsiiOrsfeftgr meo Dire iii SnSre.
misfoner / Soma Iiitrift har ppret
hoIbte i SmmouueIS 0enigbcS.
Ccuroine, Soma. Dor TreIiers 0te.
nigbeb, Safe Pia5, Soma % Gortf
groirie Weniqbeo. @iuuebaao 60.
Soma. RrGStfuuter bar 8aitorernt
emil SanIeu. 6. s. Smebn oa q
Gme6uI. acknowledgements hoI6
tes meo Toreoraq al rporte Greite,
fGrIiq benpcuote ill llugbommcr.
6oiston areOS boIot lit Seit
meoe | CT. 2ufas Wenigbeo, McSn
toib 9oe iii 11te Rooember. : g2s
oct bebaubIe6eS ielgenoe 99regicn
ftanoe: Zen friiteIige grooerfipr
Iigbeo", meb Roit. ReSietb iom @C
ferent. 4roi. 8iitab bar tilitebe be
Mtsoet ben isrite Sag % oeltog
Sorbdnolingerne. en- Time al 81
fermioongsmebet anoen0teS i'll q
here Rrci. Riitab ON Rarf Regio
2ntber College. Weoet bar Del b,
iegt al Meniabeosiolfet, Delegate
pg Gi9iter ira 9abomeuisbeoern
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-11-25
Scn isurcncbc airfe.
Ctr "pnfh,rnn,rtn."l

CT 0Ioi College baoOe peb en.
Den al Gftober 400 Gleoer.
Horman &arier, 4oitor q. ",
2ariers Ssn og @roouent ira ct,
Olaf College, er nplig 900.
Bait. Claus Gualen, Nar.
ihalItoipn, Sa., bar %reiigneret % IfaI
reiie omfrina % iamle ino til gpg-
gefonbet for Gtafonisiebiemrlet og
Gables Sal.
Baitor 8. Spenmmgien, Rug'
bp, %. g., bor reiieneret, oa ban bar
autoset aaIo ira Rto9epap % an
nefterebe Neutgbeoer i Soma. San
fol fIptte | 5ebruar.
@nfefrl auorea Eboreieu, febt
2Irneier, 9uitpr i. q. Z, Cornelius.
ieris Meor, nfgif peo 8sben | ariitt'
ouio, Roree, 67K aar snmmeI, Ell
fer 8 Tigers SpgeIeie, Ssnbag ben
9be Sftober.
s. 2utber golep Weui9beo,
BuItor 3. 81. gergbs anIb, boIbte8
RtsFunsfeit Ste os zoe Nopember.
SiIfteSe bar forubeu Risitonspreiter'
ne Stplee, ReI'on og Worttnior %.
foo Bre'terue $eeee oe grorpn. 81.
fer I Weutgbebens TO Sogre $427.
- Misfousfeit og Samtolemebe
hoIoteS Saa Sefferiors BrGtrie, pa
flor o. q. 2orieus auIb, Abe I'll CITE
Ropernber. Sil'te6e bar Wtsiions.
breTterne StoIee, ReIiou % Warttn.
fon. Offer I Sefferior 8rairie We.
itiebeb 1929. 3 Goperon $50. Eli.
jammen fra aoI6et 1919.
Ssitrrsbet for gemiOii GrcbS
hoIotes I Sions Reuigbeb, 9oItor
q. 8. StIbabIS anIS, 25be til 27Se
Sttpber. 0enne MenigbcS bar en-
patter atrfe, beItggerbe ca. 10 NiI
fra Soistpn | ct frlgtbort Sarmtng.
ftrse. Somtalen bar bel 'fiffet til
at paffe Moor % @f~tertarfe, ibet
ben tnottebe iig til Eit. 2, tt-15.
EdaertSe GmbebSm9no poIgtes for
Grebfeu: 0oitor 3. 9. u. Gale, Sor.
manb; 9aitor 6. W. @rimsrub,
@icefurmanb; 8aitor Geo. Sbomp.
ION sefretGr, og Rnitor q. $.
Sinh, &nsierer.
Stpiu @auep 8rcoS boIbt fit
oarIipe Ms6e | ltIcn Wenigbeb, ga.
flor 8. n. RrIious 9nIb, fra lite til
3bte Nooembcr. DC aomIc gnlbcSs.
,nptb bIcb aierboIate. Gmisirr G.
&. Strnnb fra Nbo oa 81. Stltrnes
fra GrIfiue bIeo OaIqt til at reiie iom
Gmisiprer, Get bIeo oQiaa beilut.
tct. at bier Weuigbeo iubeu 9rcSicu
icnoer IN 9cIeQotcr iii arcosmGopr.
ne. Gnc SreoienS @reitcr bar til.
ite6e, oqioo 9oruebiemmetS geItn.
rer, Boitor Sahreu. nj 2ramrro.
iom beItoa t SomtoIpn, bar Cars
SotteIie % 6. Z. Strnuo. Gaitor
Grrobcim hoIht et ForcSroQ oocr
"9fciormutiouSperfct8" @cIiiQncIic".
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-03
The Skeleton i'm the Closet
A TRUE STORY OF THE SECRET sERvIcE

8 secret S ervIc .

had known her when she was a rosy
checked young woman some twenty
five years before. She was then living
with her husband In a little town In
northeastern Ohio. This was before
she became the wife of the Judge. Her
first marriage vas said to be a runa-
way match She was a remarkably
beautiful woman then, but there was
a cloud hanging over her life. | can
not say what it might have been that
caused gossiping women t shake
their heads and whisper as she passed
by. Shortly after she gave birth to a
son she left the village. | do not know
just where she went, but 1t was short
ly afterwards rumored that she had
been granted a divorce.
She was now cutting a large figure
in society and often spoken of az the
handsomest woman in the capitol city.
Her husband, the judge, was up to
this time quite successful In political
life. Possessed OF considerable brain
force and much amiability of charac-
ter, he might have risen still higher
had not the intrigues set on foot by
his ambitious wife contributed to pun
him down. She planned schemes to
exalt him and to acquire wealth. In
making these efforts she aroused the
~jealousies Of others and made the
judge quite unpopular with the leading
politicians. Her misdirected zeal not
only crushed the political prospects of
her husband. but finally resulted in *
polling her from Washington society.
l was furnished a photograph of her
profigate stepson. He was a fine
looking young man. with wav hair,
keen blue eyes and rosy cheeks; in
fact, much like his mother In her
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-03

youth. His face was indicative of
criminal tendencies. | was told that
he was a difficult man to approach,
that he did not are for the compan-
ionship OF men. This being the case
| was at a loss to determine how TO
reach him. 1t was necessary to intro
duce a stranger in order TO carry out
the plot had In view.
After bordering owe the matter for
some days | hit upon an expedient
that | believed would dispose Of the
young man without public exposure or
resorting to crime. There was in my
employ at this time a man whom
shall call Reed. If ever there was 3
born confidence man he was the one:
an actor that could assume a part. live
it and play it through with a face as
solemn as the graveyard; Vi
cious. but ever apparently in earnest
while praeticing a deception for mis-
leading only those who ought to be
misleG. l had found him on all occa.
sions to be a valuable assistant in
furthering the ends OF justice.
Reed hailed from the south. had
Just arrived in the city and was in
quest of a private lodging place. The
judges stepson was To- occupying an
elegant suite of rooms in a fashionable
location. He was so ompletely capt.
waited by Reeds assumed manners and
apparent wealth hat he was delighted
at the opportunity afforded to secure
a roommate. The detective accepted
the offer made by his new friend and
soon found himself in quite a novel
and dangerous situation. He was the
companion of a thief whose exploits
were liable TO involve both in trouble,
He had led his roommate to believe
that he was himself engaged In Ques.
tionable transactions and that New
York was the place to operate In.
There" said he. ARE chances to
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-03

and I have taken many drinks to
gether."
oh. yes" drawled Mr.. Jones:
what oil earth are o doing in New
York;
Just looking around and having a
good time. Let's go and take some
thing"
Come along. Jones. Let US go
around TO our hotel" said Reed. The
trio went to the Merchants. Jones &C
cepted an invitation to go to the room
of his friends.
What is your favorite drink"
asked Reed.
Plain brandy" said Jones.
Il will go down and bring up a bot
tie" AS Reed moved away he winked
slyly to the judges stepson. After an
absence Of some thirty minutes or
more Reed returned with the brandy.
He pulled the cork. While Jones was
looking out of the window he slipped
a small vial u of his pocket and. Civ
ing his partner an opportunity to see
il. he turned the contents into the
bottle OF brandy. He gave the bottle
a shake and set il down on the table.
The judges stepson's face flushed and
there was a tremor In his voice. He
seemed to comprehend the noxious
power of the venomous ingredient that
had been poured into the bottle. Reed
appeared self-possessed and proficient
in the art Of deceiving and bold and
bad enough to commit any crime.
while the young man was evidently
greatly frightened-not because Of any
computations of conscience, but for
the reason that he was, as was after
wards shown. q natural born coward.
He possessed none OF the elements
and rugged force Of an assassin. He
seemed TO have q nervous apprehen-
sion that he was wading In water too
deep and dangerous. He was heart,
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-03
Hardly a Compliment.

In the excitement of the moment
public speakers. often say the opposite
of what they mean to convey, and
when Henry Irving gave a reading in
the Ulster hall, in 1875" says Bran
Stoker, in Personal "reminiscences
of Henry Irving" lone speaker made
as pretty an Irish bull as could be
found, though the bull is generally sup
posed to belong to other provinces
than the hard-headed Ulster. In des-
canting on the many virtues Of the
guest of the evening he mentioned the
excellence of his moral nature and rect
1tude of his private life in these
terms: Mr.. Irving. sir. is a gentle
man what leads a life of unbroken
blemish-'"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-03

make big hauls." The judges stepson
took to a suggestion OF this kind like
a duck to water and was highly elated
on account Of the proposed trip. He
no doubt imagined a broader field for
the exercise OF his own peculiar talent.
On their arrival at New York they
registered under assumed names at
the Merchants hotel on CORTLAND
street.
For several days following they
strolled about the city, taking in the
sights and waiting for something to
turn up. While walking along Broad
way. near the old Aston hotel. they
CHANGED to pass a middle-aged man
who was gazing about in an uncertain
sort of way. His dress and manner
gave him the appearance OF a green
n from the rural districts, pre-
sumably from some place out west
Here" said Reed in an undertone,
is the very fellow We are looking for.
Let US try a hand on him. I will make
him think | have met him before"
Reed now stepped up and accosted the
green one with an air OF assumed ia.
miliarity. SEEKING him by the hand
he said: How do you do, Mr.. Click:
l am so glad to see you" The verdani
man responded: You are mistaken
sir; my name is Jones. and | live al
Fort Wayne. Indiana" Never minc
the name" said Reed, 4 got the
names mixed, but l remember now
where | met you. You used to run
livery stable at Kokomo."
Yes, l did"
Then OF course you remember me
l am the man hat sold pumps anC
kept my team at your stable. YoI
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-03
NEWSPAPERS TAKING 1T UP
Metropolitan DaiIles Giving Advice
How to Check Rheumatism and
Kidney Trouble.

This is a simple home recipe now
being made known in all the larger
cities through the newspapers. 1t Is
intended to check the many cases of
Rheumatism and dread kidney trouble
which have made so many cripples,
invalids and weaklings of some of our
brightest and strongest people.
The druggists everywhere, even In
the smallest communities, have been
notified to supply themselves with the
ingredients, and the sufferer will have
no trouble to obtain them. The pre-
s~cription is as follows: Fluid Extract
Dandelion, one-half ounce; Compound
Kargon, one ounce. and Compound
Syrup of Sarsaparilla, three ounces
Mix by shaking well in a bottle. The
dose is one ~teaspoonful after each
meal and at bedtime.
Recent experiments in hospital
cases prove this simple mixture eff
fective in Rheumatism. Because OF
fits positive action upon the elimina-
tive tissues of the kidneys, It compels
these most vital organs to filter from
the blood and system the waste I'M
purities and uric acid which are the
cause of rheumatism. It cleanses the
kidneys. strengthens them and re-
moves quickly such symptoms as
backache. blood disorders. bladder
weakness, frequent ~urination, painful
scalding and discoiored urine. 1t acts
as q gentle. thorough regulator to the
entire kidney structure.
Those who suffer and are accus-
toned to purchase a bottle of medi'
cine should not let a little incon
venience interfere with making this
up. or have your druggist do 1t for you
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-03
Scotch Foresight.

Dugald wal i'll, and his friend Don
aid took a bottle of whiskey TO him
Donald gave the invalid one glass an
said:
"YeT get anither pint in the morn
in"
About five minutes elapsed, and
then Dugald suddenly exclaimed:
~Ye'd better let me haze the ither
moo. Donar; ye hear o. sac mony
sudden deaths Observation-Disclosures
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-03
According to Schedule.

Eugene Higgins, in the smoking
room Of the Kronprinzessin Cecille,
condemned the too hurried tours OF
Europe that some Americans make.
Europe. to give it's best" said Mr..
Higgins. must be taken slowly. Once.
in an Italian picture gallery, I heard
one broad-shouldered American WON
an ask another:
is this Florence or Venice?"
What days today?" the other
asked.
Wednesday"
Then it's Florence" Washington
Star.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-03

The very young travelling salesman
was registering at the village hotel
Il want a room with running water
in it," he remarked.
Running water?" cackIed the land
lord; what do you want to do. mis-
ter-practice indoor trout fshin'7"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-03
Advertising Pays.

Angler (new recruit to the gentla
art who is logging" the stream
Not splash so much? Why bless YOU
II l don't attract their attention. how
are the fish to know the beastly
things are there at all
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-03
How II Started.

Hotelkeeper-Id like TO know how
this concentrating habit got its
start, anyway.
Friend-It was when the dish ran
away with the spoon. | guess-Bos-
ton Transcript
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-03

Mrs. Washington Terrace consented
to be interviewed.
What? Dress on six hundred .
year,"
She made a wry grimace with her
face and hands.
Why. 1 couldn't dress my salads
on six hundred a year." she said--St
Louis Post-Dispatch.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-03

Wifie-You will be glad TO hear.
Henry, dear, that my new dress does
not button up the back.
Hubby-Hooray. How does it but.
ton, my dear?
Wifie-Down the oack-Ally Slo-
per's Half Holiday.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-03
The New TheoIoay.

What are you thinking about. Hip
polyte?"
4 was thinking how curious II IS
that though men refuse Il believe in
heaven nowadays, all of them are
competing with each other to mount
up to it-.Journal Amusant-
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-03
Nothing Else in It.

What's the matter?"
Gold. or something. in my head"
Must be a cold. old man-"-Lippin-
colts Magazine.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-03

IL regard my cold cure as being better thar
aLVe Insurance Policy. "-MUNYON.
A few doses of Munyon's Cold Cure viii
break up any cold and prevent pneumonia.
1t relieves the head. throat and lungs al
most instantly. These little sugar pellets
can be conveniently carried in the vest
pocket for use at any time or anywhere.
Price Is cents at any druggists.
If you need Medical Advice write TO
Munyon's Doctors. They will carefully
diagnose your case and give you advice
by mail, absolutely free. They put you
under no obligations.
Address Munyon's Doctors, Munyon's
Laboratory. SD and Jefferson streets. Phil
adelphia, Pa.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-03
Not the Same Kind.

Student OF Astronomy have dis
covered q new star, professor.
Professor-Whats she playing in.
my boy?
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-12-03

Diner-~How is il that most OF the
nings on your bill Of fare + struck
outT'
Waiter Confidently Our new
used TO be an editor."-Bos~
ton Transcript