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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-11-14
WHAT MEN LAUGH AT.

When from time to time men or
women are reported TO have been
brown into prolonged and dangerous
fits Of laughter by an event Of the re-
cital oi joke, efforts TO discover the
source 81 their hilarity have Invariably
resulted IN something exceedingly fiat,
stale and unprofitable. This Is CON
armatory that OF tre theory that tAs
deepest gunaw produced in our the
tatres Is the result Of slap stick buff
foonery.
a dignlfied. retired judge IN me east
was brought near 70 death lately
through a fl Of laughter caused BY q
comparison Of woman ii hobble
skirt 10 4 giraffe with It's feet tied 70
eether. The posssssor Of a keen sense
ii humor wouh hardly find this con
guisins, bur 1t nearly killed the Judge
So. too. man in Lawrencebure, Ind.
laughed ior twelve hours over th'
idea of trading a mule for 3 shaye-tai
horse.
A sense Or humor IL often a8safety
valve to human beings Life would y
4 dull thing without a 5ut its manifes
tations are beyond estimation. a Y
cent writer speaks Of me frequene
( with which q spoils the most patheti
{ scenes al the theatre OF how tha
which should incite pity i mistake
bv the thoughtless for a subject
& mirth The criticism Il deserved. h
i Il "A To be doubted If Il VIII corFe'
misplaced sense Of humor whic
seems to he inherent n a considerab
portion of the human race
There IA no accounting for "a "a
even ID matters of this sort and thel
3 is 10 way 10 prevent grave and re
y eYend iurisis or mule traders from b
Il coming victims Of an undeyeloped
Il TOO greatly developed sense
n Eumor Chicago Tribune.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-11-14

liberia shares with Haiti the dis
tiuction OF being the only place - the
world where the negro rules not only
himself but also such white men as
dwell there. Liberals history mas
been one long record OF intertribal ana
eivn wars. although its record II rms
reSnect It Is only fair 70 say, i lesS
saacninarv than that Of Haiti ~
fact 50 careful is the Liberian q his
skin when lighting is IN progress tna'
il has become a standing joke that
Iiberian battlefield is the safest place
on earth ana that 70 become Z selaiel
n Liberia Is to embrace the least dan
gerous profession known 70 manAihu
! l-Pearson's Weeksg-
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-11-14

Swiss professor named Keaorta
states that not one woman ia a score
has a perfect foot owing g tne wear,
M az high heeled boots and pointed
toe shoes Russian. German Ameri-
ean Austrian and Dutch women ne
savs have broad feet while those n
Englshwomen are too narrow g fulnn
classical and healthy conditions Ihe
women OF the Latin races, excildlnes
Frenehwomen, have the best formed
ana therefore the prettiest feet tne
professor says.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-11-14
BOKHARA THE NOBLE.
\. City That Does Not Live Up 70 lts
High Sounding Title.

4. City That Does Not Live Up 70 lts
High Sounding Title.
The same manners aud customs pre-
vail 10 the Bokhara Of today that were
familiar to our night prowIing friend
OF Bagdad. A blindfolded horse still
Mods round and round beneath beam.
grinding the corn between an upper
and 4 neither milestone. The cotton is
srili carded by the primitive agency Of
double bow, the smaller one atfixed
10 the ceiling and the larger one az
tached 70 il by cord and struck by
mallef SO as to cause a sharp rebound.
The rels-i-shariat. or censor Of the
morals still rides slowly through the
town. compelling The children 20 atT
tend the schools and their parents the
mosques. inspecting the weights ana
measures and keeping a watch over
tho behavior Of the community as
whole. When tradesman IS found
cuiIty Of cheating he IS stripped bare
M the street, forced to his knees ana
logged with a stirrup leather py one
Of The censor's attendants.
The world moves slowly IN Bokhara'
The city gates still close with the set
tine sun. After dark no one is allow
ed abroad. the only sound at night be
inc the melancholy beating of the
watchman's drum as he patrols tne
streets with lantern 10 his quest, un
ike Diogenes, of dishonest man
with its filth. fanaticism' vice. cru
city and corruption. Bokhara the No
lie. as its people insist on calling !
comes nearer 10 being a hell on eart'
tbau any place / know. and thar Is IN
best that can say about IT, AleA
ander Powell in Everybodys-
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-11-14
CATARRH
4 SYSTEMIC BLOOD DISEASE

catarrh il not merely an affection
of the mucous membranes i Is a
deeD-seated blood disease IN which the
entire circulation and greater part q
the system are involved. \ II nhols
commonly manifested il the head
nose and throat. because OF The sensi,
tive nature of these membranes, ana
also because they are more easily
reached BY irritating influences from
the outside. The symptoms 81 "a
tarrh. such as tight feeling n the.
head. nose stopped up, throat clogged
and dry, hacking cough, etc., show
that the tiny blood vessels Of the mu-
cous membranes are badly congested
and inaamed from the impurities III
tie circulation. TO cure Catarfh per
manently the blood must be purified
aud the system cleansed Of all uu-
T healthy matter. Nothing eea'sis
/ S. S. S. for this purpose. It attacks
-
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-11-14
THE BARGAIN CHASE.
American women and tho shopping
Game Mania.


Game Mania.
More money ii wasted every year by
women buying needless things under
tie excitement Of the bargain hunt
than Il spent in All the gamDllhs
houses and race tracks put together
saws Mary Heatcn Worse in Success
Magazine. When you say that ! nave
no statistics to prove this ! answer
yhat have common sense and have
Fnent much time in city shops. !
know 100. what am capable Of and
/ an but NAH hearted hunter. !
know what my friends %. i Isn't Tor
nothing that have sen earnest young
Students OF economics succumb 70 TINS
limiting instinct aud fare forth TO buy
uinefy.eight cent undergarments-
ii is not ouly In the stores frequent.
ed by poor ar uneducated women thal
have seen tie more brutal instincts
~ the human race come 20 the sur
fare have seen a charming looklns
elderly woman ID a high class stor'
snatch dress length q gray yoii'
from the hands Of another elderly We
man. and the reason '.apiened TO se'
i these sights was because myselI VA
n tbe sale looking at garments didn
want aud didn't need and buying then
4 Tbe bargain chSse. the suoppiu
game passion or sport. iife work 2
recreation-for it may be amy one 2
these. according 70 the temperance
~ the woman-has American wome
wen ID its grip Hordly one q y s
canes some one Of the psychologist
aeyiations from the normal which
kovo mentioned
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-11-14
COMPENSATION.

M nelghbor has daughter sweet
And shes a winsome lass Ills true;
she is dream from head 70 feet.
A lass to Stir one through and
through.
/ like to see her moving ronndi
1t makes my very heart rejoice:
But she brings sorrow, 100, rye found
Her suItor has a tenor voice.
lie comes az early eve and soon
His voice is floating on the air.
lie gets grimace from rhe moon,
And all the stars Sit up and stare;
The dogs all-howl the ueighbors rave
hear them sighing as they say
Wont some good kind foolkiller saw
is from the donkey's dreadful
braye
10 like the that's true enough
To see her gone is not my choice
But just the same think it's tough
i've goi 10 stand that snitors voice
i hope he'll wed her soon and so
10 some fardistant foreign shore
lru miss the maid alright, but, oh,
iii hear that tenor voice ne mere
Chicago New
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-11-14
DEGREE or HONOR
THANKSGIVING BALL.

The ladies Of the Degree OF Honor
win give grand bah Thanksgiving
eve. wednesday evening Nov. KS III
the A. o. L. w hall Good music aas
been engaged and a good time IS as
snred an who attend Tickets so
cents per couple to be had from the
committee OF ladies.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-11-14
NOTICE. 70 HuNrERs

want to notify an hnh'i''5 eA'
that positively forbid hunting on my
place at Lucille also on my place =
miels west u Chickasha.
t4-st DAVE HILL,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-11-14

Lee rruce VIII make NJ sof-
ernor. Now chat The battle is over
even his political enemies Will have r.
admit that.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-11-14

The suggestion has been made 'nas
coats meat prices should be taken
awav from the provisions list and auol'
ed in the butter marke1.r-Ne" i''N
Tribune.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-11-14

il Il nearly week since me elee'
tion ana the season Is now closed on
'told you SOL
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-11-14

to heal, the head IS cleared breathing
becomes natural aud easy, the throat
is no longer clogged. aud every un-
pleasant symptom Of the disease dis
appears. S. S. S. is the greatest of all
blood purifiers, and Tor this reason IS
the most certain cure for Catarrh.
Book on Catarrh and medical advice
free to ali who write.
THE swIEg sREcIslV co,, Atlanta, Ca
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-11-14

Lets have tha. Grady county Eooa
roads congress.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-11-14

the UlSCdSc a. A~
head, goes down
to the bottom Of
the trouble and
makes acomplete
aud lasting cure
by PURIFYING
the blood. Then
the inhamed e d
membranes begin
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-11-14
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many and prices right = y x < = = :


we have them in several finishes
as follows Circassian Walnut;
Birds Eye Maple, Quartersawed
Oak, Mahogany.
Napoleon Beds are now taking
the place Of iron beds to a certain
extent. TO see and appreciate what
Napoleon Beds are, call at our store.
We have many styles. The prices
range as follows
P;rds Eve Maple at $45.OO
c;rcassian Walnut at $4,000
onartersawed Oak at $45.OO
Mahooanv Panel from E. . $3.50
Oak panel from $3.50
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-11-14

The heart Of man Is never az haro
as his head.--Iamarl'ne.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-11-14
SUBSCRIPTION RATES.

Bne year, delivered by carrier ---s4e
ok months, delivered by carrier "a
Three months, delivered by carrier ~
one mo7th, delivered hy carrier =
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-11-14
Perfection"
Kitchen Cabinets

The name alone stands
for something, and as II
does, it applies with full
force to our Cabinets
They are complete, finish
and workmanship t h g
highest standard, mate
rial used is the best oak,
rounded corners. With
each Of these cabinets
we offer you free, one
8-piece Kitchen Set.
Price from $22. SO to $35
~ ~ q ~ -
The state-line herald. (North Lemmon, Adams County, N.D.) 1907-1912, 1910-10-21
Alas For Faith.

The latter part of the past
week the C. NJ & ?. S. Ry. Co.
announced finally, that it would
be unable to complete the Chey-
enne branch as far as Faith, as
contempla ed. The scarcity of
labor and material compels the
company 10 this. although until
the last every effort has been
made to make good as far as
Faith this season, The road is
completed as far as Eagle Butte,
forty miles east of Faith. In
view of this fact, altogether un-
welcome to he peopl south,
there il no likelihood that the
Faith branch will he completed
before the middle of next year.
The state-line herald. (North Lemmon, Adams County, N.D.) 1907-1912, 1910-10-21
New Stage Route

w. E. LYMAN and h. 6. Mich
OILS. the latter of Cation, S. d.,
have decided to put in an auto
mobile service from Eagle Butte,
the temporary terminus OF the
Cheyenne branch. west, They
have ordered another 16-passen-
ger car, which hey will receive
the early part Of next week.
This will give them a splendid
capacity for the business. The
route mapped out will extend
from Eagle Butte, touching Dup
rec. Faith, Edison, Cation and
Dunnebecke. At Cation connec-
ton will be made with stage for
Bixby, and at Dunnebecke with
the Black Hills and Lennon
systems This energetic move
on the part Of the gentlemen
! named will complete fine sy'
stem OF stage service, making
accessible all parts Of the coun
try. -
A
The state-line herald. (North Lemmon, Adams County, N.D.) 1907-1912, 1910-10-21

Friday and Saturday of last
week were gala days for Mott
and it's people. Both days were
blessed by the kindest and bright
est abundance of sunshine and
summer weather, such as only
the western Dakotas can boast
of in October. Crowds aggrega-
ting some 5000 people took part
in the festivities during one or
both days, and the mob of gay
spirited visitors in festal array
was so big that the hospitable
village was kept at wits ends
at times to provide the necessary
accommodations.
The first all-passenger train tc
arrive at Mott, via the N. P,
bearing the visitors from Bis.
marck, Mandan, and other east.
ern points, arrived rather late
Friday afternoon. Mott lies
within the commercial sphere Of
the two cities named and its
wholesalers were strictly on hanc
to emphasize their desire tt
maintain the best commercial
The state-line herald. (North Lemmon, Adams County, N.D.) 1907-1912, 1910-10-21

Lennon. s. ID. Oct Fl 1910.
1t will be impossible for the T.. NJ
& +. S. Ry. To extend their line west
of Eagle Butte. s. D., this fall on ac-
count uf shortage 81 material and it is
advisable that all who are interested
order their winter supplies of coal.
etc, before the bad weather sets In.
r. @. Whipp, Agent
Faith papers please copy.
The state-line herald. (North Lemmon, Adams County, N.D.) 1907-1912, 1910-10-21

A barrel of fun! A wbirlwind
of mirth! A veritable cyclone OF
laughter! Newman. Ar e ica's
foremost comedian Hypnotique.
Smiths Opera house. Oct. 24-2-
rs A popular show at popular
prices, Is and 80 cents. Your
money refunded Il you sre not
pleased.
The state-line herald. (North Lemmon, Adams County, N.D.) 1907-1912, 1910-10-21

VA As~aANs eAo "S'i oc Soiis Cocihotl
L. B Hanna, than whom none
take a deeper and more personal
interest in the development of
the states southwest
From Lennon quite a large
party of business men started
Friday morning, and another
party left Saturday morning. A
number Of visitors from the ru-
raj environs of Lennon had al
so taken advantage of their time
to help the Notifies celebrate
the event.
By way of entertainment the
citizens had provided amply, so
that there never was any lack
for something of interest. The
barbecue proved quite a drawing
card to many. The street exhib-
itions were ample. The base
ball games were much enjoyed,
the Mott band, assisted by the
players from New Bentley, were
quite free with good music, and,
take it all in all, Mott nicely re-
deemed it's promise to entertain.
One accident only marred the
pleasure of the fete: The balloon
ascension on Friday afternoon
failed to come off well, so that
the aeronaut, Mr.. Webster, de-
cided to jump when the balloon,
at height of some 100 feet.
threatened to collapse. Having
taken the leap, the parachute
failed to spread, and Mr.. Web
ster was picked up unconscious,
with a broken leg.
The editor of the State-Line
Herald saw Nott a little over
four nears ago, and then not
again, until, coming from the
south, he beheld it again Satur-
day morning To us the notable
development of the little burg
proved a genuine revelation. All
honor 10 the splendid energy
that has placed Mott on the map
so prominently. The arrival OF
two railroads will do much foi
the further development OF TIE
town, but even now, when every
nail and every board has to be
brought distance of some AZ
miles, the results of pluck anc
municipal pride make fine
showing that seeks its equal. A
number of fine business houses
grace main street. among which
most notable is the fine new
hotel, a building which would bt
the glory of any of the new
towns in these parts.
Mott is as yet not organized
as a village, but on Oct. 18th
last WEDNESDAY, the citizens hat
an election on this subject
which no doubt gives the village
corporate existence.
The c.. M. & P. S. branch il
by this time probably within
touch of Mott. At the time o
the celebration the tracks wer'
laid within some six miles of th'
place. The N. P. depot will b'
in the north part OF the town
while the Milwaukee depot viii
be on the low plain south of th'
river. This condition will pro
badly result in continuing Il
Mott the rather odd instanc
of two business sections, one OF
the north and one on the soutl
side of the river.
Take it all in all, Mott ma
safely look forward to splen
did development 1t has ricl
agricultural environment, pee
pied by able and thrifty farm
ers. For outlet it has two rail
roads, the Cannonball river
running through the town, wi
always settle the water questlo
in an easy manner, and besides
the town proves to lie in an arte
sian basin. not less than seve
spouters now furnishing fin
quality of drinking. water.
The state-line herald. (North Lemmon, Adams County, N.D.) 1907-1912, 1910-10-21
Mott Celebrates.

The Advent of Two Railroads at
Mott is Made the Occasion of
a Great Jubilee, in Which
Thousands from Outside Join
the Givers of the Feast.
The state-line herald. (North Lemmon, Adams County, N.D.) 1907-1912, 1910-10-21

Oscar N. Sampson for farm
loans.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-10-09
A FINE HORSE SHOW

The popularity of the horse show.
which has been held In connection
with each Fall Festival. was as great
- ever this year. Owing to the fact
that the horse show officials were un.
able to open the show on either Wed
nesday or on Thursday. the events on
Friday and Saturday were fuller than
ever before and the committee be-
lieves more interest was displayed.
The number Of entries in the show
was larger than ever before. The
judges found difficulty in several OF
the events In giving the awards, %
close was the competition. The com.
mittee had not listed the awards last
evening and It was impossible to oh.
tain the premium winners. In addt
tion to the many fioe horses exhibited
there were many fine teams Of mules
and several Shetland ponies shown
The awards In the swine exhibit and
In the cattle show were made. but the
committees in charge had not compiled
their lists at Q late hour last evening
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-10-09
FIFTY DEAD
FROM fires
american News service.i

fAmerican News Service.l
Winnepeg. Man, Oct. s.-The towns
Of Beaudette and Spooner. Minnesota.
have been wiped out BY forest fires In
which fifty lives we're lost and over
two million dollars worth Of property
was destroyed. Fires which bore down
on the towns from the northwest are
raging unchecked and threaten doub-
le damage. Refugees coming into
Rainy River, Ont, say corpses are ~
ing along the sides Of the railway
tracks. 1t is feared many in the woods
perished.
More than . thousand people are
homeless. Shevlin Mathew Lumber
company's yards at spooner were On.
tirely consumed, over . hundred and
fifty million feet Of sawn lumber be.
Ing burned.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-10-09
JOHN BULL MUST
NOT ISLANDS
Uncle Sam viii Warn His
Cousin Not to Try a Bar.
gain with Denmark.
IS AGAINST OUR POLICY
1Hg covGRNMgNr ONCE HAD TO
FoRDlD GERMANY FROM Pun.
CHASING THE pANIsH west IN
Ola ISLANDS.
tAmerican News Service,

(AmeTIC8u NOWD 0eTvlC0'S
Washington, Oct. S.-The United
States will resist acquisition Of the
Danish West Indies by any foreign
power. A report that Great Britain
10 now discussing the purchase OF
those islands with Denmark is believ-
cd by officials here to be altogether
probable. but they also expect that
the report will be instantly denied by
Great Britain for obvious reasons. The
policy of this government ever since
the time General Grant has been that
II the harbor OF Charlotte Amalia ever
IL disposed Of by Denmark It must be
to the United States. In the discus
sion Of Great Britain's activities In
that direction today It was stated that
the possession OF Guantanamo by the
United States. and with the west end
Of the Panama canal elaborately and
formidably fortified. the British ma
val station or establishment at Jamica
10 completely masked. On completion
Of canal Notifications Jamaica will
lose all Of it, strategic importance.
This naturalization Of Jamaica 10 be-
lieved to be the reason why Great
Britain will try to obtain the Danish
West Indies.
United States notified Germany dur.
ing the ambassadorship Of DR.. Holt
bene that abe could not acquire the
Danish West Indies and this principle
laid down then 10 principal which still
actuates the state department and the
governor.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-10-09
Tells Why the Tariff Revision
Failed to Accomplish What
Had Been Promised to the
People.
A TRIBUTE TO BEvERIDeE
oAio THE oRGAT CORPORATIONS
WOULD POUR MONEY INTO THG
STATE IN ATTGMPT TO oEFGAT
THg PGoPLG's CHAMPION.
TRUSTS AFTER OGvGRIpoG.

STho ereat eemblnatIens os
wealth poured more snensy Into
eho oeaso ~ Wlseensln 70 dsseat
Senator lasellette than they ever
eewtsibwted - . national campaign,
aNd befeeo thls indiana campaign
10 q On end tIsey Will pour great
ewne % mensy Int your state In
On ondoavee g dsseat Senator osv.
eridoev who hao been . sseadease
eoe o oroSt and greed - exempl|.
Sle6 BY thsss giant organizations"
Senator Bristow In his address
at the Coliseum last night
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-10-09
Home Of A. w. Moore, South
Fourteenth Street, Entered,
$25 Taken and the Man Ex-
changes Clothing.
PtcKP 0cKETS ACTIVE
DURING PAST z DAYS
Four Eaton Men Relieved of
Sums TotaIing $272 and
Two Other People Report
They Were Touched.

With two men sleeping in . bed
room at the home of A. w. Moore. 415
South Fourteenth street, . burglar
stole in, removed the money from
some trousers belonging to Earl Moore
and then took trousers containing
money, belonging to Edward Moore.
After removing . pocket book from
the sideboard drawer In the dining
room. the man departed. taking In
all Q little over $25. The Moores
were all at home at the time.
After the theft the man went to the
shed back Of the house where he CT
changed Ed Moore's trousers for his
overalls, and then left the place, leav-
ing behind the overalls and . new
shirt. An overcoat belonging to Earl
Moore was also stolen. but was found
in the middle of the street.
There is no clue to the robber With
the exception Of the clothes he left
behind. The back door Of the house
had been left open 90 that two mem
bers of the family might get in when
they returned.
6US0UOO " = OOOVs
Il is supposed the burglar entered
this door as the last member Of the
family to enter the house forgot to
lock the door. The robbery has been
reported to the police.
There 10 no doubt but what num-
ber Of crooks. burglars and pickpock-
cts. were attracted to the city by the
Tall Festival crowds. Besides the four
Eaton men who were touched" Fri
day for . total Of $272, two other
Preble county people have complained
that they were victims Of pickpockets.
They did not state the amount they
lost.
A local woman reported the loss of q
gold watch. but was inclined to be.
lieve 1t fell from her chain. A local
man also reported the loss Of his
pocket book containing . small amount
and he with the police are inclined tc
believe that the pickpockets came here
from either Dayton, Cincinnati or Ind
annapolis. They have no clue a. tc
identity Of the guilty parties.