Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-03-29

TALES OF THE TOWN
TOLD IN FEW LINES
Pencil Subs Picked Up At
Random.
Easter Novelties in large assort-
ment now on display at Holidays
Book Store.
The Shriners are upon the scene,
right side up with care, and will fore
close upon the city today. THE lid
has gone ballooning already.
The straw hat evidences a bit or
timidity as yet, and while a few hay
racks are to be- seen, the old tile OF
winter is still the goods
Sam Pruit, in his double rotary
high-power heifermorebull, will be the
envy of all joy riders as he speeds in
the Shriner parade today
The water wagon will bring up the
rear of the parade this afternoon as a
precaution in the event any Shriner
breaks his carbureter.
The unused Easter egg, like the
high-pressure Easter hat, has taken
drop, and poor humanity gets the
eggs, while the mules get the straw.
Another flood of voting coupons In
the Times-Recorder contest poured in
yesterday, and tt h fair contestants
are buster than ever before.
Lost: the lid" to Americas. Finder
will please keep it concealed until at
ter the Shriners start to the central
depot at IL O'Clock tonight.
Peddy, who played real ball with
Americas last year, may sign with
Manager Fox for league ball this sea-
son, according to report.
The red, yellow and blue of Shriner-
osity will ripple in the March breezes
today and watt welcome here to the
wearers of the fez.
The trunk-snatchers were not long
in getting all that was coming to them
yesterday. They will be useful vags
out in the Zebra camp
The camels came last night, shipped
direct by Kermit, and these swift
steeds of the desert will hike in the
parade this afternoon.
Both telegraph offices in Americas
are kept open now until 10 o'clock ut
night. The sunset schedule is only
a horrid memory now.
The Shriners' street parade starts
this afternoon at o'clock, and the
boys in red fez and clawhammers will
step to the music of the band.
Fifty-five cars will be used in the
auto parade this afternoon. This
does not include the water wagon,
which will not be needed at all
1t is quite fit that such a jolly
bunch as the Shriners should dedicate
the Country Club. The aroma of their
presence will linger there.
The police will wear blind brides
today while the Shriners hold high
carnival and proceed to make merry
in Americas.
Manager Morgan feels confident of
getting a high-class comedy company
for three nights at popular prices the
last of next week.
Two weeks from today, and Ameri-
Gus will get the circus. The "Sun"
that shines here then will bring a
smile to thousands of happy faces.
That steel cage filled with scared
candidates for the Shriner degree will
be a hit in the parade today, and
there will be other hits to follow.
An Easter bonnet fell from a shelf
in Lee street home yesterday, crush
ing the cork limb of the owner en-
gagged in a bridge game beneath it.
Worth Dollar q Drop.
Fred Patchen, Manlius, N. Y, writes
For long time / was affected with
kidney trouble which caused an al
most constant pain in my back and
Inflammation in my bladder. Other
remedies did not even relieve me, but
two fifty cent bottles of Foley's Kidney
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