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Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07
VIEWS AND VARIETIES
Clever Sayings.


Ode lazy man." said Uncle Ebeus
tries to save trouble an merely suc~
ceeds IN savin' It up SOS to git Il IN q
bunch."-Washington Star.
How did you find dear old Broad
way2" "That way. yet" what wayTh
"Old and dear."-Cleveland Leader.
Hnicker-As a boy I hated Monday
because IL was wash day. Booker
And now 1t Is the day the supremu
court hands down decisions.-N. Y
Sun.
Blindness is a terrible af-
Fiction. What would you do IL you
should lose your sight? Slohbg-Hd
get job as a chauffeur.-Philadelp
Record
Physician-If you continue trans
crossing the laws OF nature you villa
certainly pay the penalty. equity Mag
nate-Humbug! I'll appeal TO a higher
court.-Puck
Tie was always wanting to borrow
friend. merely" "oh, no. lie has
also borrowed several umbrelias"-
Pittsburg Post.
whittier away7" "ooing TO sere-
made a girl" Can you sing7'' "'Nopes
going to do 1t with q graphophOne."
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The artists now begin TO make
The stylish Easter bonnet;
They're figuring to put a steak
And pat Of butter on II.
He-I think your cousin has the most
beautiful natural complexion In ths
world. She (Jealous) do you
know? You've never seen it.-Boston
Transcript.
Said a bibulous chap from the south
In state of perpetual drouth;
1T surely seems drolI
That q punch in the bowl
Should be ever worth two In the
mouth" N. Y. Times.
do you understand the English po-
Iitical situation?" mo. There's only
one thing / know less about" "And
that?" 1.-THE American ditto."-Cleve~
land Leader.
Mack Gan observing stranger)-Why
is 1t that so many OF the men In your
town seem to bear a grudge against
the minister? Bachelor "a knowing
residenD-Why. he's the man who
married them.-Chicago News.
Reverend Gentleman--Do you know,
my friend. that half the cases OF cam
Ger are caused by people smoking
those foul, dirty. short, black clay
pipes? Son of Toil-And do you know,
guV-nor. that 'alf the black eyes arc
caused by folks not mindin' their own
business 2-Illustrated Bits.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07
Address by Miss Skinner.

Miss Stella Skinner, formerly super
at the present time Guild lecturer on
art in Northwestern university, gave
a lecture at Welch school hall, New
Haven Thursday evening. The sub
ject of Miss SINNERS lecture was Art
in EVERYDAY Living.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07
Appointed by Bishop Brewster.

The Rev. William P. Downes, vicar
of All Saints chapel, Trinity parish,
New Haven, has been appointed by
Bishop Brewster to membership on the
Sunday school commission. of the do
cese, to serve for three Years in the
place of Professor Colloday of Middle
town. resigned, on account of removal
to Utah
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07
TO SERVE SENTENCE
Bristol Man Convicted of Reckless
Driving Will Pass 30 Days in Jail.

Driving Will Pass 30 Days in Jail.
Montague Henry Roberts of Bristol.
automobile driver of national reputa-
lion participant in the New York to
Paris auto race and the Vanderbilt
rup races. is in the Hartford county
Jail W here he Will remain for the nexr
thirty DAYS. following his withdrawal
al an appeal from the superior court
- tie supreme court Of errors, ask
ing that the decision Of the lower court
which sentenced him 10 jail for thirty
days and imposed a fine OF $3.50 be re-
EerScd
The law rnder which Roberts was
sentenced on December was for
RECKLESS drir}ng on Septem Der Il Efe
WAS found guilty and sentenced and
he only withdrew his appeal to the
higher court after ne realized there
was nc way by which he could escape
serving his time
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07

The identification OF the street rail-
ways of Rio Janeiro as developments
OF the hydro electric power system Of
that city is progressing rapidly
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07
ANNOUNCEMENTS

Frank a Bill has the exclusive sale
OF Patrician $3.50 and 81 shoes-a
Trcnsn's shoe that's right.
Miss NJ g Aides will be in Norwich
al this week. See adv.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07

The women of Aberdeen. S. D., cast
one fourth OF all the votes In a recent
election to pass on the proposal 70 Is
sue $4,000 of bonds for a high school,
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07

The 190S-1909 crop of olives IN Italy
was, In many sections, a complete fall
ure. in others partial one. and tho
general result was a gathering OF from
ono third to one-nfth the normal crop.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07

Moscow, the center Of Russia's trade
and commerce, had, according 70 tho
last census (March G, 1902 "A popuIa-
ly estimated at 100000. The city.
with its suburbs, embraces an area u
about 40 square miles.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07
MUCH IN LITTLE

The Formosan railway has completed
the first. year of it's operation and tho
government is gratifed with the re-
suits.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07

The coming value OF silver produced
from the mines OF the world since
1892 is practically equal to that Of the
600 600.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07

A shoe" in England would be called
"A low shoe" in the United States, a
boot" here is footwear coming Just
above the ankle. Knee-high, or there-
abouts. it is q top boot"
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07

The United Kingdom is the greatest
user Of the automobile of any country
due 10 the tastes of it's people and It's
good roads. and the American manu-
facturer would do well to seek this
market
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07

Apply MrS TOchWtll, dHi2C. H. L. ~ =
WANTED-The name and postoffce
address of any person DESTROYS OF pur-
chasing a small farm Address =; c
WANTED-A young man for a cleri-
cal position in a Rhode Island cotton
mill One with a good grammar or high
habits and willing TO do anything that
he is asked to do A young man whose
would locate in the place should he
prove satisfactory as preferaoie. sal
airy to begin With - per week fe "a
WANTED-Agents wanted for the
most rapid selling speciality on earth.
Sells on sight Write at once INC f for Tree res
G Gle Fails. n z jan2ss
wANTED-A small farm near rail-
road, or cottage with few acres in a
all particulars. to D. D., Norwich Bull
letin Office feb4d
FURs WANrED-Being connected
with New York house, | viii pay ex-
furs. Give me a chance before you sell.
Albert L. Mills, Hampton, Conn. tele-
phone connection feo2d
wANTED-At once. FIRST class
reliable man and one wishing a per per
man. Stafford Hollow. Conn. jan3ld
WANTED-A ward maid a the Back
CIGAR SALESMAN WANTED-Ex-
perience unnecessary. Big pay: Globe
Cigar Co. Cleveland. Ohio. jan22d
MITCHELL LARA3IIE-AIl kinds of
furS bought sold and tanned.
Taxidermist work done. Repairing of
boots, shoes. rubbers, hot water bot
~ covered. 7i9 Main ST.. WiIlimantic.
Conn. Telephone 11-3- jan1td
WANTED-Paw furs VIII pay
Boston and New York prices At H. A
Heebner'S Harness Store avery Thurs
day. Arthur G. Bennett. noy9d
CASH REGISTERS.
typewrfters slot machines sewing ma
chimes and carpet sweepers 70 repair;
cutlery sharpcned. KEY fitting. saw
filing. and supplies for all makes Of
machines. Open evenings.
SEWING MACHINE HOSPITAL,
General Repair shop
IG0 West Main ST, A H OESLEE,
Mgr Tel 555-s over Fitzgerald's
market near Thames square. JanGd
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07
M. HOURlGAN,
$500 Main Street
fabo5
NOTICE

Or. Louise Franklin Miner il nov,
iocatsd IN her aew Office, BSeed Hall,
Room
cffice hours, I to q o. N.
Telephone 500 aug17d
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07
WANTED.

wANTED-Position as housekeeper.
Apply Mrs. Rockwell. Yantic. r. f. u. l.
feb4d
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07
MIME. TAFT,

Clairvoyant and Palmist has been cali
ed out of town The public will be
notified upon her return. nsvi7a
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07
SALE EOR Sc 8

I am just home with as nice a lot
OF Horses IS can be found in any sta
BILE. There are chunks. general pur-
pose Horses and big ones. Several that
will weigh fifteen and sixteen hundred.
Come and see them.
ELMER r. PIERSON.
Tel connection ian18d
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07
FOR SALE.
Euy The Metz Plan Car

and assemble it yourself. Order now
for spring. Agent. A. B. Simpson. SO
West Main St.. City. oct26d
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07
BLY, A EARLE NOV.

hive sc farms for sale, ranging
from II to ESQ acres. They are suit
able for ali kinds of farming and are
favoralbIy located.
e A. PRENTICE, sc Cliff Street.
fehT7
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07

wANTED-The name and postoffce
address of any person DESTROYS OF pur-
chasing. a small farm. Address A. C.
BurdiclS, Jewet1 City febfd
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07

ssE GzG The demand for our May
"a s-@sE --S flower White Wyaudottes
has been much greater than we expected,
so that for the balance of the season
our books are closed on large orders
FOR baby chicks. We can accept few
for small lots only and eggs by the
setting. An unlimited quantity of
Cuban game stock and eggs
MANFLOWER POULTRY FARM,
Norwich EoUn. Conn.
Phone 34-3. jan31d
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07

At 20 Scipio gained tho battle -
Zama, Watts revolutionized the indrt-
tries of the earth by making steam NJ
most powerful agency IN the progre.
OF mankind, Josiah Wedgew0od dia-
covered the secret Of making tho chfr.t
that bears his name, aud Shelley dieI
after enricbinP the world of literatui ;
with his unrilValled poetry
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
si sssss s1e of &AZzzSa<
LOST AND FOUND.

LOST-Brown boa, at Broadway the
alter, Friday night. Suitable reward if
left at Bulletin Office. feb5d
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07
BUSINESS DIRECTORY
Of Eastern Connecticut.
NORWICH FIRMS

AUTOMOBILE STATION.
8. y. Cot, Otis Street Automobile
and Bicycle Repairing. General Ma
chine work. Jebbirg- Phone
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07

q More tnhn I3,UVU7 pefs0na Camc mf1
Canada in excess OF the highest caIcn-
lations. Early in the year II M
Thought BY sanguine oHclnls that
$4,000 might be expected but Tiers
wero 80. 14S The inanl igratlon commits
sioner estirnates that the average
wealth OF each OF these settlers IN
Canadian territory ig $1,000 which
means that 500 100000 has been added
to the wealth az Western Canada
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07
Already We Have
Commenced to Receive
New Spring Patterns
In Furniture.

The quality of stock and manufac-
ture is guaranteed, and our past repu-
tation vouches for the fact that our
prices are right. We are in a position
to save You money if you are prepar-
ing to newly furnish a home.
COME TO US FOR PRICES.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-07

WANTED-Agents wanted for the
most rapid selling speciality on earth
Sells on sight Write at once for free
particulars Falls Supply Co., Box 1s6.
Cslens Falls N Y. jan29S
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1910-04-07

~. ] ..s
Both newspapers at Devils Lake
were for Traynor for mayor and Nc
Glory won by lage majority.
The groom is a printer, employed
on the Mountrail County Promoter.
The bride is deputy register Of deeds,
and an exceedingly good business
woman. The couple are popular with
a great many. ..,n'.. Y
ga. The Ward County Land & Loan Co.
sold half section of fine land north.
west of Mohall this week, to a south
ern Iowa farmer, for good figure.
Gunder S. Reishus is back from Los
Angeles, CAL, where he was called
five weeks ago by the serious illness
of his son Selmer. The young man
is i'll of nephritis, disease that has
baffled the skill of the best doctors.
It is believed to be a poisoning Of
the blood, and perhaps is the result
of typhoid fever, with which he was
so ill for many weeks.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1910-04-07
THIS MAN HOLDS CLAIM TO
BEING DECIDEDLY LUCKY

Grand Forks, N. D., April g.
Hans Christopher of Madison, Wis,
considers himself the luckiest man in
North Dakota, and he has good rea-
son for so doing.
ComiIE from Madison and en- route
to Park River, Christopher concluded
that q short visit to East Grand Forks
last Saturday evening would be pleas
ant. He was then at Larimore, hav-
ing arrived in that city with his out
1T.
Monday morning he returned to
Larimore, and on arriving there dis
covered the fact that $40 in cash
was missing. and it was then that he
remembered having left it under the
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1910-04-07
New OIdsmobiIe,

Mcknight Bros. received this week
sixty horsepower Lldsmobile, one
of the very finest cars that was ever
brought to this state. 1t is q six
passenger car, with 42-inch wheels,
six cylinder engine, ard it's weight
is $500 pounds. The car cost $500.
The car rides much easier than the
finest sleeping car. 1t will be used
in showing customers the choice lot
OF farm lands which the Mcknight
Bros. own in this part of the state.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1910-04-07

Jack Charmley, the versatile quill
pusher Of the Kenmare News, was
in Minot Tuesday, trying to get q
scoop or two on Stickley. The News
was burned out several weeks ago,
but has now received it's new plant,
which includes new jobbers and a
linotype machine. The News is pro-
gressive.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1910-04-07

wash bowl In his room in the Great
Northern hotel in East Grand Forks.
He chartered an automobile, made
the trip to East Grand Forks in hur-
ry-up order ard found his cash just
where he had left it, the $74o not
having been touched.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1910-04-07

A young fellow strolled into tho
Palace store Monday, and after SO.
lecting new suit of clothes and some
other furnishings, informed the pro-
prietor that he would step out for
minute and get the money from q
friend with which to iquidate his in.
debtedness. The minute was long
one, and the proprietor grew alarmed.
He notified a policeman, who appre-
hended the fellow and hauled him in
to Judge Murray's court. The mat
ter was later amicably settled.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1910-04-07
Coffee kIatch,

Peterson & Larson, successors to
Mus Bros, will give a coffee klatch
at their store Friday and Saturday.
The klatch will be in charge of M.
Matheson, a representative of the
Stone Ordean-Wells Co.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1910-04-07

Dr.. Dunn Of Stanley, accompanied
by his wife and Bert Chouse arrived
in the city yesterday afternoon, and
returned home in dandy new Veihle
auto which the doctor bought.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1910-04-07

This is the time of the year when
healthy, able!bodied fellows will wan
der around and beg-despite the
thousands Of jobs waiting for them at
GOOD waqDu. "
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1910-04-07
viii install omeers.

The installation Of the newly elect
ed officers Of Minot Lodge. No. 1889,
B. P. q. E., will be held Saturday
evening at 8 O'clock.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1910-04-07
Ros. oroanize. Commercial Club.

Ross Organizes Commercial Club.
Ross, N. D., April 6.-koss is one
of the latest North Dakota cities to
organize a commercial club, having
launched an organization with the fol-
lowing officers: President, Fred
Wheelock; vice president, J. F..
Morse; treasurer, s. H. Saunders;
secretary, J. E. Mckee.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1910-04-07

FOR SALE-A brand new % disc
drill. Phone 1853, Minot. IL
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1910-04-07

The New Rockford Transcript says
it received a letter from = candidate
for congress, contained In q govern
mont printed envelope.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-12-24
A REAL POLICEMAN IS CHIEF

THE Los Angeles police commission yesterday
selected man from the ranks to be head OF
the department.. Police Lieutenant Charles
Edward Sebastian is the man, and the general be-
lie is that the commissioners made wise choice
Mr. Sebastian will assume the duties OF chief on
January 5.
He is with years OF service IN the de-
partment behind him and an excellent record. lie
is a man who knows every step of the work OF pro-
tectng the public ard it is the duty OF the police
commission and all the civic bodies to see that he
gets full SWAY in the control of the department. He
has been on the force in Los Angeles for many
wears and he knows the capabilities and the llml-
tations of almost all the men i'll the service by
reason OF having worked with them. He is not
bound politically or by any clique and should have
the assistance OF everybody in bringing the de-
partment up to the fullest limit of its efficiency.
The Herald ten days ago was the first to all
nounce the probable appointment OF Lieutenant
Sebastian and repeatedly has urged the naming OF
a real policeman as the head of the department.
The action of the board yesterday was made after
a diigent search for the right man. as it has been
tacitly understood for some time that Chief Gallo
way would retire.
The new chief is 81 years old and is the young
est man who ever has held that position in Los
Angeles. He also is the only man on the force
who ever has won enough marks to be awarded
the bronze medal the police commission gives tor
and efficiency.
The Herald Congratulates Mr.. Sebastian and
the police commission, and assures them that this
newspaper will do all in its power to assist in i'm
proving the efficiency of the department.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-12-24
DON'T MISS THE BIRD MEN

- Q to Domingucz field today for the opening
| Of the aviation meet. II YOU can't go to-
- day, arrange to be there at least once before
the meet closes. Take the children with you. 1t
will be an epoch in their lives, for it will be the
greatest gathering III The interest of the science
OF navigating the air that ever has been known. 1t
is not merely show, an entertainment or a spec
tacie. 1T is all this and more, because ii marks a
milestone in the march of human progress.
1t Is the magic flying carpet Of the Arabian
Nights made real bev-nd the dreams of those an
cicnt dreamers Their widest imagnngs are the
facts OF today. In the aeropanes at this gathering
from both sides of the the public has the privi-
ege oil seeing the advancement OF what was scarce
ly more than 10Y last year into what now ap-
proaches being d TOOL q commerce.
All is in readiness for the thrOng, and the avi-
ators declare there cannot be any vagaries OF
weather that could prev eut I'D exhibition every
day, although only last year crowds waited i'm
patiently for the wind to die ~o hat the bird men
might venture into the air. Now they flv in any
kind Of conditions that a bird .au stand and they
can out7y any bird except the hawk or the eagle
The transportation companies have arranged
to handle lie enormous crowds in comfort, and
the ride to Dominguez field Is 10y in itself. For
those who want to go by automc c The Compton
road stretches uyitingly, and there j. good going
Ill the way.
The achievements OF last year have brought
here the best and newest of tine ac-oplancs with
high power motors. The avator- intend to make
new worlds records under cur perfect aviation
conditions and no doubt the lrit If ACCOMPLISH
mcnt for The acrOpIaucs Of today will he reached
here and every one OF YOU win be sorry If YOU arc
not there when it is done
Los Angeles herald., 1910-12-24
DOES THE EGO PERslsT2

Editor Herald: j. G. says, in effect,
thatE EEdisou is wrong in doubling the
existence of an immortal soul; and
contends that imam cannot lose his
identity" cat death), and is "conse-
quently immortal" He goes on to de-
clare that spirit cannot die, and man
carries his form and identity through
out eternity. Edison is the identical
Edison"
"Prave orts" indeed the last sem
tence especially, but little eXamina-
ton will suggest to any person of COM
mon sense habit of thought that there
is more sound than meaning in them.
edison is the identical Edison"
What, when Edison is dead, when Edi-
son, being dead, no longer exists?
"Ah, but" says j. c. his body may
no longer live, but his identity re-
mains. Very we'll, let us see what this
identity really is: Is not mans
identity--or ego-the sum of all his eX-
periences, of his sensory or mental
relations to all the conditions Of his
life? Take away Gas by death) all the
conditions and relations to conditions
which constitute a mans personality
or identity and what remains? VIII
J. c.. or any one else answer me strict
lv on this point, in words that really
mean something Like John Foster, l
want Eight and logic, not flowers or
empty Verbiage. | myself favor Edi-
sons view, not because he is great
scientific inventor but because | have
thought the thing out for myself on
the lines above indicated, of which
the logic seems to me invinciblc. So
here's the word "go!" But strictly to
the uolnt, friends. please, in mercy to
myself and other readers.
Los Angeles. SPECTATOR.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-12-24
CRAZE FOR GOVERNMENT
1rrom the washIngton Postl

the agitation for department OF
health, with seat in the caplheI anu
nationwide ramifications, does not
have its origin in popular demand Vi
pressure of conditions. The assertion
that the 1eal object sought is the crea-
tion cf a medical trust is not tar-
fetched. II is not coutnenanced by the
best thought, nor has it the sympathy
of the bulk of the medical protesSioh'
AT best, il is only another mahies'a-
tion of the madness for overgoVernlhs
ourselves, which finds expression IN the
naming of commissions and boards ana
courts and other such instrumentah-
ties to deal with matters already other-
wise provided and paid for Usually
their period of useessness is limited py
law, but not infrequently they manage
by hook or by crook. to secure new
lease Of life. and in the end fasten
themselves on the government as a per-
manent charge.
The medical department scheme IL
one of half a dozen now on the carpet
none of which can boast any real merit
or public backing; but the particular
case in question is perhaps the least
desirable of any. 1t seeks to create
a national health board, with power 10
encroach on the functions of the sew
cral state boards and to supersede or
take over the marine hospital service.
The latter Is ample to look after port
conditions affecting the public health
and to keep a vigilant eye on plague
epidemics in other lands and guard
against their gaining foothold mere
The successful efforts of the marine
hospital service in closing the door
against the recent outbreak of the
plague in Italy is a striking proof OF
the efficiency Of the federal health SER
vice as it stands. The state boards ais"
have reached a high state of efficiency
in recent years, and their work leaves
nothing to ne desired at the hands of
the government.
Doubtless the 'lame ducks" will flock
to Washington this winter, on the keen
scent for life jobs, and congress will
be importuned to create this or that
department or commission in their i'll
terest They are not likely, however,
to meet with as great success as in
the past. The reaction against the ac-
cretion of warts. leeches and barnacles
is voiced In the general demand for
economy, and the political situation
argues strongly that congress Will
harken to the call.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-12-24
THE PROGRESS OF THE
NATION

Assuredlv no chord has been struck
whose vibrations will more broadly
emphasize progress and promote tho
tie that binds the country in the bonds
Of union and fellowship than Presi-
dent Taft's appointment of that emil
nent 1urist, Mr.. Justice White OF
Louisiana, to the chief justiceship of
the United States supreme court.
The late PRESIDENT Grant, after the
death of Chief Justice Chase, told JUS
tice Clifford, the acting Justice of the
court. that but for his being Demo-
crat and because of the times, he
should have given him the appoint
ment, and thus this evidence that poll
tics can be made subservient to these
broader and deeper principles, be-
comes a distinguished instance of ma
tional progress.
AS in the moral so in the national
compass, there should be no points.
neither north, south, east or west, but
only one united country, in order that
the natural bonds of fellow under
standing and confidence of union and
common interest. which bind, should
bind us close, as one great virile, pro-
gressive and composite nation.
LINCOLN c CUMMINGS.
Baltimore, Md.