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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04
LATE SHARPNESS
IN PARIS FROCKS
Simplicity is Keynote Of
the Coming Season.

Paris, Oct. 3.-The dominant note oil
the coming season wild be elegant sim
phcity, reached by the medium of mo II
gorgeous materials. l have seen the
COLLECTIONS Of Worth, Beer, Jeanne Hal
lee, Drecom, Zimmerman and Weeks.
Each Ials a certain individuality, YET
add tend toward the same lines. Worth
is stately in all he designs, and one
knows that the influence of Royal cir
Giles is always upon him.
Liberty, brocade, velvet and hand
some embroideries are his favor e
mediums. Beer is a devotee of color
exquisite, elusive, fascinating and ut
terly beautiful are tie materials with
which he works.
Whistler of Dress.
Jeanne Halle is very daring and at
the same time very discreet; and if ]
were not afraid of Whistler's ghost, !
should call her the Whistler of the art
Of dress. Drecoll is all things TO all
women, and this season shows a most
attractive set of models ranging from
simple tailor made to elaborate dinner
and dance frocks.
'AII Round"
Zimmerman is also all round" but !
ann inclined to send those of my friends
who have Laughed and grown fat TO
the very clever woman who inspires
the gowns there; whereas to Weeks go
tile slim, 1.-THE American women, who
look as if ehey we're made of Ibeauti
fully supple wires cleyerly arranged 10
look like a human form.
Red and Purple.
A good model which 1 saw this week
at the last-named house is worth men
tioning, as it expresses the best. 1t
was of a dinner gown in fuchsia tones.
red Liberty and purple chiffon beautl-
fully beaded on the long tunic of chls-
fon, and encircled round the waist with
a Liberty sash, which fell in long ends
at TIE left side, to be caught in at the
feet by a bunch of red and gold roses
Black and White.
Another was in black velvet and
white striped chiffon over a beautiful
robe of Irish and Venetian lace TIE
stripes of velvet were about an inch
wide, and were set far enough apart to
show plenty Of white. The lines CT
this gown We're quite perfect, and the
rich effect of the lace was very stri6-
ing.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04
desirable Farms
FOR SALE
BY SOUTHERN LAND GO.
Americas, Ga

I2J acres gray pebbIy, level land,
extra fine and well improved, 8 II
NILS Americus, Ga.
20 acres red and gray level land
Is acres in cultivation, balence in
woods good tenement houses, )
miles City of Americas, at give-away
price.
y acres fine gray, pebbly land, a
fine Investment, 4 miles City of Amer
ieus. Small investors should see this
HOO acres gray pebbly level land,
well improved, to miles good town
Sumter county, IS plows running.
balance Of land in original forest, ex-
ira fine renting proposition. Will dt-
vide and sell 23O acres up to amount
desired Good terms; price will ill
tuest YOU.
Call and see and buy from agents
who will finance any purchase yo1
make. List your lands with people
who arrange loans for buyers. Agents
who do the business.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04
4 WEAK WOMAN
AND Her STORY
IN Floral, Ark, Lives a Lady Who
Feels That Her Strength Vas
Restored by Cardui.

Floral, Ark.-''I must speak good
word for Cardui," writes Mrs. Viols
Baker, of this place.
"About month ago I was in very bat
health. was so weak and nervous tina
was not able to do my homework.
"My husband bought me one bottle OF
Cardui, the woman's tonic. took it ac-
cording to directions and now ] am in
good health.
81 think Cardui is a fine tonic for weak
women"
And you are not the only lady who
thinks so, Mrs. Baker.
Thousands, like you, have written TO
fell of the wonderful benefit Cardui has
been to them.
Cardui contains no minerals, or other
powerful drugs. 1t contains no glyceriT
or other Misunderstanding ingredients.
1t is just a pure, natural extract, OF
natural vegetable herbs, that have been
found to regulate the womanly functions
and strengthen the female system.
All druggists sell Cardui.
See yours about it.
N. B.-Write to: Ladies' Advisory Dept, Chatta~
nooga Medicine Co, Chattanooga Tenn. for Special
Instructions, and 64-page book, Home Treatment
Tor Women." sent in plain wrapper. On request >
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04
WAS SOON GLAD TO
LET THE MONKEY Go
Man Who Claimed Reward Wanted to
Some One to Take Pet.

Washington, Oct. 3.-One of TIE mon
ktys used for experimental purposes
at the government laboratories here
escaped and started out on a sightsee-
ing tour of the town. He wandered
only short distance before a tight
listed citizen of Washington took the
monkey in custody in Hope of secu--
ing a reward for his return. He dis
covered where the monkey belonged,
and dispatched messenger to the di.,
rector of the laboratory, saying the
animal would be returned for $3.50.
The director, however, failed to aD-
praise the monkey at so high value,
and replied that the finder might keep
the new possession. In a few mo-
ments, ano-her message was received
from the man down the street, saying
that tie monkey would be restored,
provided it was called for. The d.
rector refused to be interested in the
return of his animal Fifteen minutes
later hurry call informed the Direc-
tor that the man down the street would
pay $3.50 to have THE thing taken on,
of his bedroom.
This moved the director to action,
and "trip to the address given in the
message revealed the sorry plight OF
the new owners bedroom. Practically
everything tearable Lad been stripped
to ribbons, and the man was afraid to
approach the animal. With the aid of
a Wire cage and banana his Monkey
ship was lured back to the laboratory
and the grasping resident of Washing
ton knows more about monkeys than
he did,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

There is more catarrh in this section
of the country than all other diseases
nut together, and until the last few
years was supposed to be incurable
For great many years doctors pro-
nounced it a local disease and pre-
scribed local remedies and by con-
stantly failing to cure with local treat
ment, pronounced it incurable Science
has proven catarrh to be a cQnstitu :
tional disease and therefore requires
constitutional treatment. Halls Catar-
rh Cure, manufactured by f. j.
Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the
,only constitutional cure on the market.
1t Is taken internally in doses from 10
drops to a teaspoonful. 1t acts directly
on the blood and mucous surfaces OF
the system. They offer one hundred
dollars for any case it fails to cure.
Send for circulars and testimonials
Address: F. ]. CHENEY & Co, Toledo,
Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, 75c,
Take Halls Family Pills for constI
patton.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04
RHEUMATISM CURED IN A DAY.

DR.. Detchon's Relief for Rheuma-
tlsm and Neuralgia radically cures
In 1 to 3 days. Its action upon the
system is remarkable and effective.
it removes the cause and the disease
quickly disappears. The first dose
Sold by FldridGe Drug Co.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

This will be the greatest State Fair
ever pulled off.
Thousands of exhibits will be
worth coming miles to see.
See the great Flying Machines of
Wright Bros.
Great race between Flying Ma
chine and Automobile.
Great 1O1 Wild West Show with
500 people, 100 Indians and $50
horses.
Great spectacular Fireworks of
the Great Paine's Factory. "The
Battle in the Clouds" gorgeous ar
ray of fire.
Grandest exhibits of Agriculture
ever shown.
Greatest Live Stock exhibit ever
seen in Georgia.
Great Pure Food Building with
40 booths giving away free SAM
pies. Every lady entering this build
ing will receive ticket on the Ma
tional Steel Range to be givenaway
free.
Don't miss this great event. All
Georgian's should see it.
Remember the dates-Oct. 10th
to Nov. 9Th.
For all information write
w. E. DUNWOODY,
President.
HARRY c.. ROBERT,
Secretary.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

The machinery to handle our Grim
inal classes costs us 100000, 900 !
year" said DR.. Davis to the Christian
Enaeavors at Chicago. And then he
asked, wouldn't it pay the Govern
ment to take care Of every neglected
child, clothe, feed and battle him?a
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04
COUNCIL SEED OATS.

Bright and clean and entirely free
from barley, cheat, rye, wheat and
nutgrass seed. For sale by w. E
Brown and w. C. Sullivan, Americas,
Ga. 2-d&w-1m
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04
InfIammatOry Rheumatism Cured I'm
Days.

Morton L. Hill, of Lebanon, Ind,
says: my wife had Infiammatory
Rheumatism in every muscle nd
her body and face we're swollen al
most beyond recognition; had been in
bed for six weeks and had eight ply
sicians, but received no benefit until
she tried DR.. DETCHON'S RELIEF
FOR RHEUMATISM. 1t gave immed-
late relief and she was able to walk
about in three days. am sure it saved
her life" Sold by Eldridge Drug Co.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04
Agricultural Implements. viz;

Agricultural Implements, viz;
Elevators, HAY, s, Uw.,.,,Dl
Same, K. ID. .,..>,.... 3
Elevators, for Cotton, man
ufactured of wood and
iron, S. U. .........,.... ID
Same, K. D. ,,>,.&..,... 3
Cotton Gin Lint F4ues. See
Machinery.
Elevator Cars, Passenger or
Freight, S. U. ID
Same, K. d, ,>.......... 3
Elevators for Cotton, and Ele- /
vators, Hay. See Agrieul~ :
tlral implements.
Elevators, N. o. S. Same as
Machinery, N. o. S.
Fruit Bananas, in crates,
boxes, cylindrical carriers
or CLOTH sacks, prepaid
or guaranteed, Lie, L. :. 4
Same, unpacked, owners
risk, prepaid or guaran-
teed, subject to a mimi
mum charge on 5000 lbs,
actual weight if in excess
of that amount, J.. C. L..
Same, loose or packed, c. L. 6
Fruit, Oranges, Lemons and
Pfneapples, in boxes, L.
Same, c. L. .............. 6
Lard .,.....................
Lard Substitutes or Com
pounds, viz;
Solids ...-.............
Oils, Cooking or Edible,
(products of cottonseed
oil or cocoanut oil), viz
In glass or earthenware,
packed, :. ............. l
In tin cans, packed or in
bulk IN iron or steel bar
rels or drums, or in wood B
Lint Flues, Cotton Gin. See
Machinery.
Machinery, viz: |
20 lsin Lint Flues, pack /
ed L. C. l.. .......... 3
Same packed or not packed,
G. l.. .............. g
Roofing. Felt or Paper, in
Roofing or Sheathing, Cement
and Prepared or Compo-
sition Roofing { Sheet.
Same aus Roofing, Felt or
Paper.
ote:-Rooling. in rolls,
each ron containing IL
quid cement, tin roofing
caps or nails, sufficient to |
lay tie roofing, may be
Carried at the ratings APP
plying en- the roofing.)
Steelyards x. d., packed -. 4
This circular shall be effective
and alter Octa~er Sth, 1910, REP
everything in conflict.
e. esder of the Commission.
H. w. HILL
CAMPBELL WALLACE. Chairmf
Secretary.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04
A FITZGERALD LADY SAYS
Recommend DOdson's Teething Pow
derS.

Mrs. Willie L. Smith, wife Of the tax
collector at Fitzgerald, Ga, says:
"Dodson's Teething Powders are the
best 1 have tried, and everyone to
whom l recommended them, likes
them"
Dodson's Teething Powders will cure
your baby of bowel disorders and
make it well and healthy. Send to
Dodson's Pharmacy at once and gel
a package.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

Matches are made in heaven .
quoted the Wise Guy. Well, lots of
them are scratched in Reno" aide
the Simple Mug
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

Some charitable men make a spec
ialty Of being generous with other
peoples money.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

It's all right to hear both sides of an
argument, but it is generally more
pleasant to hear the end of it.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

Lights burned all night In the home
of Mrs. Americas last night, with tao
alarm clock set at "a. m. She viii
reach the opening" today on schedule.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

from Irregular
ties, terrible drag
ging sensations,
extreme nervous
ness, and that all
gone feeling in my
stomach. [ had
given up hope of
ever being well
when | began to
take Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound. Then
/ felt as though
nav lico bod hoo,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

What affects a mans Judgment is
not SO much what he knows as what
he doesn't know, but he never can see
it.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

Hoax-"I hate to break in new
shoes" Joax-'Yes, a fellow NO soon
err gets them broken in before they are
broken OUT
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

Nature turns over a new leaf in the
spring, but in THE fall she always
paints things red,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

A wedding ring is MUCK larger than
a diamond ring, but it is much easier
to pull a glove over.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

October is very much here, and 50
is the battered straw hat of solid com,
fort. No one wants the hotful derby,
with the mercury still at eighty
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

RAILROAD COMMISSION
OF GEORGIA.
H. Warner Hill. Chairman,
George Hillyer, vice Chairman.
o. B. Stevens, CLas. Murphey Can
dler, Joseph F. Gray, Commissioners.
Campbell Wallace, Secretary.
Atlanta, Ga, SeptembeE y, 1910,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

An Americas philosopher, thrice
married, declares that man is never
really disappointed i'm love until after
he has annexed Number l.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

In being the architect Of your own
fortune don't indulge in too much 6rec
work
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

The things we eat that don't agree
with us always do their best hghtins
after they are down.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

The man who wants the earth may
console himself with the thought that
he will get at least six feet of it when
lie dies.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

Have a motive, then start vol
motor.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

A safe way to stay out of pail Is
be very good, and safer to be very
rich.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

In theory people want to help others
in practice they try to help themselves
to all that others have,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

bladder remedy, be-
.ause of its remark
able health restoring
properties. Swamp,
Root ful6lls almost
every wish in over
coming rheumatism,
pain in the back, kid
neys, liver, bladder
and every part of the
urinary passage. 1t
COrrocfe inohi1tfxy IN
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

The game season is open AMID let's Of
people are shooting craps,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

Secretary of Agriculture Wilson says
the South should raise the beef for
the nation. We would rather raise
cotton and buy beef.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

Binghamton, N. Y The regular fifty-cent
and one-dollar size bottles are sold by
all druggists. Don't make any mistake
but remember the name, Swanp-Root,
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the adj
dress, Biughamton, N. Y, on every bottle.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

Many man who is his own mast y.
might better be serving some other.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

And a dog is never too young t
learn old tricks.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

hndout1f you have KID
ney or bladder trouble.
When writingmention
reading this generous
offer in this paper and
send your address to
III O.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

Women suffer because they are COOL
enough to.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04
CIRCULAR NO $40.
Classification.


The following changes IN, and add,
tons to, the Commissioners Classic
cation of F'reights are hereby adopted
G. r. o. r
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04
AFTER
FOURYEARS
OF MISERY
Cured by lydia E. Pink
hams Y cGetable Compound

baltimore, Nd. =" For four years
my ME was misery to me. suffered
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

Both the candidates for mayor OF
Atlanta, having paid their assessments
for the primary, the fur can now be
expected to fly.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04
HEALTH
in SURAN G =

The man who insures his aife 10
wise for his family.
The man who insures his heaitn
is wise bots, for his family and
himself.
You may insure health by guard"
ing 1t. 1t Is worth guarding.
At the first attack of disease,
which generally approaches
through the LIVER end mani-
tests itself in lnnumerable ways
ills
And save your healths
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

Court at Preston this week makes a
draft upon Americus' legal fraternity,
and many members of the courthouse
contingent are thus absent.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

hold water and scalding pain in passing it,
or bad effects fo1lowingu of liquor, wine
or beer, and overcornes that unpleasant
necessity of being compelled to go often
through the day, and to get uF many
times during the night.
Swamp-ROOt is not recommended tor
everything but if you have kidney, liver
or bladder trouble, it will be found Just
the remedy you need. It has been thor
oughly tested in private practice, and has
proved so successful that a special ar
rangement has been made by which all
readers of this paper, who have not al
ready tried it, may have sample bottle
sent free by mail, also book telling
more about Swamp-Root, and how to
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04
Do You Get Up
With a Lame Back
Kidney Trouble Makes You Miserable.

Almost everyone knows of DR.. Kilmer' 8
Swamp-Root, the great kidney, liver and
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

Atlanta has an automobile in which
to carr yinsane people to th eTower
Amid half the population there is just
crazy to ride in it.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04
TALES OF THE TOWN
TOLD IN FEW LINES
Pencil Stubs Picked Up AT
Random.

| O'tOss OtuUO ] fUNOu w "a
Random.
Picture Frames made to order
Large assortment new mouldings to
select from. Holidays Book Store.
Dust and torrid heat remain the
daily portion here. AT no time in Au-
gust or July was it hotter in Americas
than at this October date.
Court at Preston this week makes
draft upon Americus legal fraternity,
and many members of the courthouse
contingent are thus absent
Land sales at the courthouse and
bonnet sales at the local batteries to-
day will mean THE segregation of vast
sums of money thus spent.
Huyler the man behind the candy,
died Sunday, but the fancy box at
eighty Genus per, will continue to
delight the heart feminine.
"a woman sues for divorce because
her brute of a husband gave her bus
one dress in six years. Only a woman
can appreciate such colossal crime.
Wade Clark, the --latest blind tiger
addition to the local chaingang, is do
ing yeoman work with "a spade, instead
of a bootleg flask
Next Saturday the circus. But al
read the Americas small hoy and his
larger Pa are very much alive to
the fact and will join the lineup.
The Amalgamated Association OF
Neglected Americas Husbands will
hold their annual anti-hat meeting to-
day, dining ON sardines, as usual.
Three wedding ceremonies were per-
formed 4nday by one Americas minis
ter The Preachers Union should
Investigate him for thus working
overtime.
Tomorrow is election day, and in
4 n2enicus as elsewhere the full state
ticket with Hole Smith and all other
will be voted straight
Anericus should start a crusa4e
against short measures. This, OF
course, has no reference to tie hobb,e
skirt, or any feminine shortcomings.
An article on how to clean gold is
going the rounds of the newspapers
1t begins with the sage advice, first
get your gold.
Atlanta has an automobile in which
to carr yinsane people to th eTower
And half the population there is just
A. ~ =
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

Land sales at the courthouse and
bonnet sales at the local batteries to,
day will mean the segregation of vast
sums of money thus spent.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

Picture Frames made to order.
Large assortment new mouldings to
select from. Holidays Book Store.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

Dust and torrid heat remain the
daily portion here. AT no time in Au
gust or July was Dit hotter in Americas
than at this October date.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

Close connections at Cordele for
lumbus for all points East, and at
and all Texas points and the Southwest
For further information apply to
Ca; w. P. Scruggs, T. P. A., Savanr
Agent, Savannah, Ga; c. B. Ryan, G.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

Huyler the man behind the candy,
died Sunday, but the fancy box at
eighty CENTS per, will continue to
delight the heart feminine
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

An article on how to clean gold is
going the rounds of the newspapers
1t begins with the sage advice, first
get your gold.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

"A woman sues for divorce because
her brute of husband gave her bus
one dress in six years. Only a womah
can appreciate such colossal crime.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

will n. thursday New5erry College
''' begin its ffty-ffth session.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

Americus should start crusa4e
against short measures. This, OF
course, has no reference to tie hobbie
skirt, or any feminine shortcomings.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

Tomorrow is election day, and in
Epercus as elsewhere the full state
ticket! with Hole Smith and all other
nominees, will be voted straight.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

Three wedding ceremonies were per-
formed G nday by one Americas minis
ter The Preachers Union SHOULD
Investigate him for thus working
overtime.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

Wade Clark, the --latest blind tiger
addition to the local chaingang, is do
ing yeoman work with "a spade, instead
of a bootleg flask.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

You will aprre-
ciate the splen-
did NJ 0 BORIS h
Dining Room,
club brea k
lasts, special
n 0 o n d a y
lu II c h e o Ii
d i s h G $ a IL d
Table de Hote
dinner at 81. 25,
twin wine, 81. 50
w 18th mr.
RuHFU RxfA
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-10-04

The Amalgamated Association OF
Neglected Americas Husbands will
hold their annual anti-hat meeting to-
day, dining ON sardines, as usual.