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The Hawaiian gazette., 1910-05-17

subject of my most recent investiga- =
tions is liable to lose his head, for he
is at present considerably attached to
that article of furniture and hopes to
have use for it later on in trying to
subdue unruly supervisors.
He was standing on the corner of
King and Fort streets when l first saw
...,. IDS gazing wisttully over at
the imposing pile of the City Hall.
Wondering what he could possibly see
there that was worth looking at, APP
preached him carefully and accosted
him.
"Do you own that building, 1 ask
ed, cor are you just watching to see
the municipal wheels go roundi"
81 dom own it yet, )" he replied,
"but I'm going to next fall, and you
,. ... 80. i.sr golswizzled bean on
that. You Just watch my smoke, drat
your bejiggered eyeballs, and you'll see
the most goshbedeueed, conblankedest
Hades of ruction that ever broke
loose in this dashfounded village"
"The deuce you say!" said in
some astonishment.
~ did not, +" he snorted. "And let
me tell you right now, young man, that
/ don I approve of such language. l
haven t any blanked use for double
blanked son of darned horsethief
that uses profanity. And if you want
to talk to me, you've got to be a
Purgatory of a sight more blanked
respectful, dumswizzle you.
hastily apolOgized for having
shocked him and promised never again
to use any expletive more emphatic
than "sugar."
''You may say fudge on special
OCCASIONS" he said, "but don't do it
too often. y
L thanked him for the suggestion
"May l ask your name7" said.
"You may" he replied obligingly.
1 did.
cts none of your dodgasted bust
ness" he exploded. ''But since you re
SO dodrotted inquisitive, III tell you
to satisfy your triple blanked curiosity
that Pm Jack Lucas and there ain It
any more at home like me, either"
"I'm glad to meet you, Mr..
Lucas" 1 said, extending my hand
"The pleasure is all yours" he
snorted. "You're not voter, are
youf"
had to confess that, on account of
nv youth / had not vet acuuired the
The Hawaiian gazette., 1910-05-17
Holy Ghost Celebration.

Following the distribution of quar-
tiers of beef, vegetables and other edi-
bles to the Portuguese poor early yes
terday morning, and high mass, the
quaint ceremonial of the washing Of
the feet of twelve poor men was held
in the cathedral, the Bishop personal.
ly assisting in this ceremony. Later
there was sermon preached in the
Portuguese language by Father Stephen,
and at ! O'Clock the feast, at which
the twelve poor men were the guests,
was held in the open shrine erected
in the cathedral grounds. The shrine
was erected as a repository for the
crown and scepter which play such an
important part in the Holy Ghost cele-
bration of the Portuguese society.
In the large open space table
was placed and this was laden with
fruits, bread baked in fantastic shapes
cakes and pans filled with savory foods
Above them was suspended a huge
basket composed entirely of fruits. The
twelve men, six Portuguese and si1
Hawaiian, all clothed in new white
clothing, were placed at the table by
the officers Of the society. The Bishop
accompanied by two priests and three
officers of the Portuguese cruiser Sal
Gabriel, were given seats at the uppe
end of the table. The Bishop fille'
twelve plates with soup, after HAVING
blessed the feast, and the poor mel
began to eat. After the first cours
the society officers filed the plates. TIL
soup, chicken, bread, cake and fruit
were washed down with wine.
During the feast the Portuguese ban
played, and. from 4 to $3.50 the Ha
waiian band gave concert In III
grounds. The celebration came to
close last evening.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1910-05-17
THE ADVENTURES OF
JOSHER BLUFFEM
The Man Who Would Be Mayor

about who would be king The man
Irish extraction and might mention
carried around in
sack by his devoted and accomplish
Honolulu to liking
the hula opportunity Of
prominent posing gracefully in the
probably his 'The Man Who Would
nnnae that however. that the Irish
The Hawaiian gazette., 1910-05-17
THE HOLY GHOST
ceremony ENDS
Last of the Observance Preceded
by Military High
Mass.
(From Monday 8 Advertiser.l

Armed Portuguese bluejackets march
ed through the streets of Honolulu yes
terday morning for the first time in
the history of these Islands. But
theirs was a mission of peace, for the
men marched to the Roman Catholic
cathedral, where military high mass
was celebrated, the Bishop of Zeugma
officiating.
A squad of eight bluejackets with
short navy rifles marched at the head
of the column, behind them being a
drummer, who also carried bugIe
slung over his shoulder, and rife.
Behind the drummer came a company
of sailors in charge of junior officer.
The marching of the men caused
passersby to turn about and watch, for
it was a very rapid quickstep, the
drummer beating a continuous ruffle,
with certain note accentuated now
and then. 1t was a novel method of
beating time.
The high mass was celebrated with
all the ceremony attendant upon occa-
sions when sailors from European ships
are in port.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1910-05-17
A VILLAaR nm.

PLAcRRYlLLE Cab, May 10 Thlf
ioen WA psHliAlly destroyed by hw
lpll plglt
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-10-06

nave made ectual entry on Sac,
have made the initial payments in
the Standing Rock reservation, while
four have made entries in the old
Aberdeen district. The remainder
are the homestead declaratOry state
ments by soldiers which have been
filed at the land office, 139 in mum
Der.
The total receipts at the land Of
flee for the past quarter amounted to
$50, 138.5j. This is comparatively
small, because the government land
office closed the reservation to land
seekers during the months Of July
and August. The next quarter will
make a much better showing. The
Indian lands sold in the Cheyenne
River reservation have brought in
$4,385.55, while the sale of those in
the Standing Rock has amounted to
S4,45742.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-10-06
Danish CA1ARRH
BREATHE HYOMEI FOR TWO MIN.
UTES AND STUFFED UP HEAD
WILL VANISH.

If you want to get relief from ca
tarrh, cold in the head or from an If
ritating cough in the shortest time
breathe HYOMEI pronounced High
O-me.)
1t will clean out your head in two
minutes and allow you to breathe free
ly, awake or asleep.
HYOMEI will cure cold in one
day, it will relieve you of disgusting
snuffles, hawking, splitting and often
sive breath in week.
HYOMEI is made chiefly from eu'
calyptus, q soothing, healing, germ
killing antiseptic, that comes from the
eucalyptus forests of inland Austral'
la, where catarrh, asthma and con-
sumption were never known to exist.
HYOMEI is pleasant and easy to
breathe. Just pour a few drops into
the hard rubber pocket inhaler, and
breathe it, and cure is almost certain.
A complete Hyomei outfit, includ-
ing inhaler and one bottle Of HYO-
MEL costs only $1.00 at druggists ev-
erywhere and at Lenhart Drug Co. If
you already own an inhaler, remem-
Der that you can get an extra bottle OF
HYOMEI for only so cents. For free
trial sample, write Booths Hyomel
Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-10-06

eyes paid tribute to the memory of
little Delwin Johnson, the three year
old son of Mr.. and Mrs. c. A. Johnson
of this city who was burned to death
last Fridsay.
The funeral services which were
held at the Presbyterian church yes
terday, were attended by an audience
that packed the edifice to the doors.
Following the arrival Of the casket
carried by four little girls and the
sorrowing relatives, the services were
opened by the church choir. Rev. J.
Rosser Jones delivered the prayer and
in his funeral sermon spoke eloquent
ly of the little soul that was taken
by the Creator to his haven of rest.
An incident that by its pathetic
significance, brought tears to every
eye, was thee singing by Miss Alic
Coulter Of the Sunday school hymn,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-10-06
VERY few take Land
ON indian RESERVES

Aberdeen, S. D., Oct. 5.-From Sept.
I to 30, $50 selections were made in
the map room of the land Office, in
response to the numbers called, max
ing about one out of seven who re-
sponded to his number during the
past month. There have been 1900
numbers called since the reopening
OF the reservation on September 1.
Part of these who have made their
selections file in the Lennon district
while the greater portion make their
entries in Aberdeen.
OF the $50 who have made their
selections in the reservation, but 337
have made the actual entry, and the
first payments on their choice in the
Aberdeen district. Those making
their selections in the last nine days
Of September, however, may have
held over into October to make their
payment on the land, as ten days ore
allowed from the date of the selec-
ton in which to make entry on the
land. So it is possible that large
number Of the remaining homeseek-
ers will appear during the first part
Of the present month for their pay.
ments. -s.-..
In the Cheyenne reservation 10
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-10-06

His head was literally covered with scabs
and ugly sores and his cries kept US awake
throughout the long night. had to keep his
hands In gloves 10 prevent his scratching his
head, as he was doubtless suffering from Z
burning and itching sensation. and was con.
stantly trying to put his hands where It hurt.
AT last when he was about three years
old. We saw an DIVER tisement of Cuticura and
! decided to try the virtues OF the Cuttcurs
Remedies. / bought one cake OF CuttcuIs
Soap, . box Of Cuticurs Ointment and bottle
Of Cuticura Resolvent. used them according
TO directions and am happy to tell you tho
little sufferer was cured in less than three
weeks. This was over year ago and now
his head Is covered with fine growth Of
luxurlant hair. Strange to say. all those
unsightly sores did not even leave . scar.
Mrs. G: o: CouyiIon. Piauchevile. La. Feb
tuary 26. 1910"
The suffering which Cvticurs Soap and
Cuticura Ointment have alleviated among
kin-tortured. dfsfgured infants. children and
adults have led to their adoption In countless
homes as the purest sweetest and most eco
nomlcal treatment for eczemas. and other
itching. burning humors OF the skin and scalp.
1 single set Is often sufficient.
Cutcura Remedies are sold throughout the civil
bed world. Potter Drug 4 Chem. Corp. Sole Props.
Boston. a5Maed free. 32-pa@e Cutcuea Book.
s8ov TO Care tor and Treat the Skin and Scalp"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-10-06

I'll be a sunbeam to Jesus" One
week ago yesterday little Delwin
Johnson with the members of his Sun
day school class stood on the rostrum
and in his infant lisp sang the same
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-10-06

equally as impressive. Mr.. and Mrs.
Johnson have received both letters and
kilograms of coincidence from all over
the state and the daily papers have
extended in editorials the sincerity Of
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-10-06
Funeral SERVICES FOR
little DELWIN JOHNSON

Minot, N. D., Oct. Still shuddering
at the horror of the accident which
caused the death, hundreds of Minot
citizens with bowed heads and fearful
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-10-06

which cannot be doubted the sympathy
of every community.
The casket in it's final resting place,
was massed with many beautiful floral
tributes from the friends Of the sor.
rowing parents.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-10-06

WHO HdS dIllIStCO IOl
about eight months with
sores all over his head,
back OF his neck and
nearly all his face. We
tried all kinds OF remedies
without any relief. We
even employed q good
physician and l am sure
he tried his very best to
cure my poor suffering
little boy. But. alasi
instead Of getting better
he went for the WOrSR.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-10-06
UNS|GHT[y ERUPT TON
ON ACE AND HEAD
Afflicted for Months Burned and
Itched-Used Cuticura and He
was Cured in Three Weeks
Not Even a Scar Left.

Gas a grateful mother. I feel 1t my duty
10 thank you for the cure OF my little son
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-10-06

words that characterized far better
than could sermon, the purpose Of
the Almighty in taking him from the
earth.
The services at the cemetery were
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-01-07
On q SaiIino Vessel,

Instead of the usual routine work on
q steamer-palnt washing and so forth
the work on a sailing ship varies
widely. 1t may be making or shorten
ing sail, bending or unbending fine or
heavy weather canvas, squaring In or
bracing up the yards, lacking or wear
ing ship, and, no matter what the la
Dor, one always had the satisfaction Of
seeing the result The speed and sail
ing qualities of vessel were things
that could be discussed with interest
as well as the length Of passage. In
bad weather when excitement ran
high and cursing was considered quite
In order, struggling up aloft with wet
or frozen canvas-one hand for the
ship and the other for yourself-on a
dark, dirty night put man on his met
tie, and should the foresail be handled
or the main topsail settled and the cry
Of splice the main bracev be heard
well, one felt at peace with the world
In the tropics catching sharks, har-
pooning dolphins and porpoises, sing
ing, dancing, telling yarns and read
ing over old love letters are diversions
not easily forgotten by those who have
experienced them. Being becalmed In
the tropics ON a beautiful moonlight
night brought home to one the beau
ties and wonders of nature and the ex-
istence Of n God with whom one felt
In closer touch on such nights as those.
A British Marine Officer In Atlantic.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-01-07

Lombroso, the famous Italian crlmi-
nologist, once had a curious expert
ence. He was in a printing Office cor
recting the proofs in his Delinquent
Man" with the chief reader when on
reaching & page which which dealt with a
young man who, impelled by jealousy,
had stabbed his fiancee he made a
surprising discovery. The proofreader
was this man.
Suddenly" Lombroso said In telling
the story, "he threw himself at my
feet declaring that he would commit
suicide If | published this story with
his name. His face, before very gen
tie, was completely altered and almost
terrifying, and l was really afraid
that he would kill himself or me on
the spot. / tore up the proofs and for
several editions omitted his story"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-01-07
Coyote and Jack Rabbit.

The speed of the jack rabbit has al
ways been proverbial among western
men. like the speed of coyote. In a
straightaway race 1t is claimed that
the jack rabbit can distance the coyote,
but he usually falls victim to the
coyotes superior intelligence. The ia
vorite coyote method for catching jack
rabbits Is for one of the animals to
start jack and attend to the work of
keeping the victim on the run, while
the other coyote sits down. patiently
awaiting the arrival Of his dinner.
The jack rabbit when he has a free
range will run in circles, and the
coyotes cleverly count on this habit.
Before long the rabbit will arrive at
the place from which he started. and
there coyote No. 2. fresh and ready
for short sprint, will swoop down
upon him and then divide the meal
with the coyote that has done the ac-
tual chasing New York Press.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-01-07
A Mean Trick.

Talking Of mean tricks" said the
big man, there was Ballantine. This
man Ballantine came In late to q song
recital at Palm Beach, and there wasn't
vacant seat In the house.
"Ballantine noticed Mrs. Jerome
Blank. Mrs. Jerome Blank, he knew,
had very handsome husband that she
kept a strict watch over She didn't
like him to associate with any Of the
fair sex.
"Ballantine, edging near to Mrs,
Blank, who had an excellent seat, said
in a loud voice to friend:
"'Who was that enormously pretty
girl saw Jerome Blank talking to on
the pier?'
I'm about four seconds Mrs. Blank
was gone and Ballantine was seated
comfortably in her chair. kansas
City Star.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-01-07

Jimmy IL one Of the most enthusiast
tic members Of his Sunday school. He
is usually very quiet, but when, soon
after he joined. storm prevented
many members Of his class from com
ing to take their parts in a long
planned entertainment Jimmy could
not endure in silence the distress of his
teacher.
Hi can speak a piece" he said bash
fully.
'Oh, can you? What is II aboutY'
Bout the beasts that went with
Noah"
well, said the distracted teacher, II
haven't time TO hear 1t now, but /
think it ought to help fill up. Thank
you. Jimmy"
When Jinmy's name was called the
small man mounted the platform, put
his hands In his pockets and proudly
and loudly spouted the following:
The helix and the helephant hentered the
harH
When the helephant hopened the ball.
The helix hasked the helephant. What's
to heat
Said the helephant. lay Is hall"
The helix and the helephant hate the 'ay;
Said the helix. with heloquent sigh,
iii 'ope you are Apply this 'orrible day."
And the helephant Unanswered. "IIaye,"
London Tit-Bits.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-01-07

The habits of seals are very interest.
ing. The very young seal is helpless
in the water until he is taught by his
mother to swim. She takes him into
the water daily on her fin and dumps
him In and when he gets tired of
laundering about places him on her
fin again and returns to her camp.
When the young seals are well grow
they suddenly disappear with their
mothers and the ''ull seals. No one
knows where they 60, anu their retura
is equally as sudden as their departure.
The bulls are the first to put - an
appearance at the camping groun6.
When they arrive they commence at
once to prepare camp for their mates,
which they stake off and for which
they fight until they die. In the mean
time the female seals remain quite a
distance from land. floating lazily on
the water and seemingly having a
good time.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-01-07
SLIGHTLY Acquainted,

AS an instance of the marrying In
haste" principle that obtains In some
American cities an English lady who
visited Chicago relates how her maid,
who accompanied her, quickly became
imbued with the desire to become Mrs.
Somebody.
One morning she appeared before
her mistress and, with glowing eyes,
announced that she had named the
day and would become a wife at the
end of the week.
Are you going back home, then|
the lady asked.
ooh, no, ma'am; it's an American
gentleman" replied the maid.
But" demonstrated her mistress,
'we've only been here fortnight"
That's no matter. He wants the
wedding to be on Saturday"
well, can't you get him to postpone
the marriage just little till I can get
another maid?"
well, ma'am, I'd like to oblige you;
but, you see, ! don't feel well enough
acquainted to ask him to do that
London Answers.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-01-07
Hunting TruffIes as Sport.

Quite apart from the interest of
fungi to the naturalist the temptation
cannot here be resisted to refer to a
method of procuring one kind of fun
gus, which might take rank among the
minor sports. This is the fashion,
originating In France, OF procuring the
truffie by the aid Of swine and hounds.
More III assorted sporting companions
can hardly be imagined. The truffie
grows underground. Pigs are partic-
ularly fond Of these delicacies and,
guided by the scent. will discover
them by roofing In the earth. After
the discovery Of the truffies the dogs
are employed to beat back the pigs
and prevent them from devouring the
spoil. And every quality dear to the
sportsman Of skill and judgment is
needed to control and obtain the de-
sired result from the efforts of herd
Of swine and pack of hounds Lon
don Outlook
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-01-07
COOKING Your Goose,

The phrase "I'll cook your goose for
you" originated in this manner Eric,
king of Sweden, coming to a certain
town, besieged 1t, but, having few sol
diers, was obliged to desist. The in
habitants in derision hung out from
the walls a goose on pole. Later
Eric returned with requirements
and in reply to the challenge of the
heralds observed that he had come ito
cook their goose for them" and pro-
ceeded to storm the town and make it
hot for the inhabitants.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-01-07
Evarts and the Author

When "a popular young author went
to see William NJ. Evarts while he was
secretary of state in behalf of a con.
sulship for which he was an applicant
Mr., Evarts congratulated him on the
fame which he had acquired, but has.
tened to add, Although you have lau.
rels on your brows, suppose you
can't browse on your laurels."
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-01-07
Ant Eaters.

Ant eaters are In the curious posi-
ton of being practically unable to open
their mouths. 1t may almost be said,
indeed, that they have no mouths to
open. There is just a small, round
orifice at the end of the snout, through
which about two feet of wormlike
tongue can wriggle out, and as this
tongue is bathed with liquid glue in
stead Of saliva every ant which 1t
touches adheres to H., and the animal
ticks the insects up by hundreds at a
time
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-01-07

I'm teach you to play at pitch and
tossp shouted the enraged father "I'n
fog you for an hour, willr'
Father" instantly said the incorrigi-
BILE as he balanced penny on his
thumb and finger. an toss you to
make 1t two hours or nothing Gas
sells Journal
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-01-07
Not Up to Modern Standards,

Your wifes new hat makes her look
like a queen" said the man who tries
to be complimentary.
Don't let her hear you say that"
answered Mr.. Bliggins. II have looked
drought the histories, and l never yet
saw picture Of queen who looked
as II she employed a first class MILL
Washington Star.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-01-07

Teacher--Johnny, what is the mean
Ing Of the word ''procrastinate?' Pu-
pil-To put OFF. Teacher-Right Use it
in an original sentence. Pupil-The
brakeman procrastinated the tramp
from the train.-Cleveland Leader.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-01-07

What We want" said the attorney
- the reporters, sis justice"
What ] want" said the client to the
attorney, us verdict in my favor
Life.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-01-07

I'VE are all born equal" quoted the
wise guy.
Don't try to tell that to the mother
OF first baby" cautioned the simple
-ug.-Philadelphia Record.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-01-07

Human nature is so constituted that
all see and Judge better in the affairs
Of other men than in their own.-Ter.
ence.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-01-07
FOR SALE.

EoR SALE, A HOUSE AND LOT. in
Rockville, on main street, near High
school, B. o Station and electric cars
his dwelling contains rooms, etc
Also, about 80 acres OF land, A mile
from Rockville, fronting on Frederick road
opposite West More Station of B. so. r. r.
Inquire Of
BoUIo 4 BoUIC,
aug SOU Rockville, Nd,
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-01-07
VERNON G. OWEN,
EXPERIENCED AUCTIONEER,
GAITHERSBURG, Md

WlLL SELL REAL OR PERSONAL
w PROPERTY in Montgomery county
or any part Of Maryland, Virginia or the
District of Columbia, on VERY LIBERAL
TERMS
sep 9O-3m
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-01-07

Inquisitive.
After Sunday school
Willie-Did you hear that boy swear.
Johnny, when told him to go away 7
Johnny-No. Quietly persuasive) Tell
Elm to go away again and III listen.-
Manchester Guardian.