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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-28
Synopsis Of Chapters Already Published

DR.. Hargreave. the most eminent sur
geon in New York. receives a mysterious
telephone message demanding his serv-
ices I'm matter OF life and death" He
reluctantly promises to accept the ease.
little later an automobile drives up
20 the door and a gentleman, introducing
himself as Mr.. LawlOr, explains that the
case has 10 do with "a member Of his
household over In Jersey" He promises
10 pay without question any honOrarium
the doctor may demand. The great sur
geon, accompanied by Lawlor, IS driven
10 a ferry. and then. having accented 4
cigar from his client, falls asleep.
When he aWakens he discovers that he
has been Kidnapped, and is a prisoner in a
bunsa.oW IN the midst Of a great forest.
The surgeon tries in vain 10 get fronl
LaWlor and Lawlors queer Greek servant
Cash. information as 20 the reason for
the outrage In explanation re is shown
an underground operating room. where a
huge ana ncrCe gorilla Is confined In a
steel cage. That IS the patient
Just as LawlOr has begun 10 throw,
some tsnl on The mystery Of what is 10
oe zone ne receives a mysterious let
ter, which leaves him trembling.
br Hargreaye essays walk through
BIouhcS surrounding his prison house and
comes upon mysterious paper. which
LutJele co from a tree. Discovers he Is
ShadoWed By Cash.
he returns 20 the house, and after re-
SeINlng letter Of instructions from Law
,'r' starts on great work for which
44t ha4 bttu hl0udDfQ.
Two months later Hargreaye takes 7 AM
Tor 10 see result OF operations on samson
laWlor is astounded al transformatio1
In the savage beast
. encouraged BY apparent dociIitv Of
samson, l-awlOr enters The CAGE II. -
recognized by the ape in whom al tbs
nIes or hatred burst into flame. Sameo,
springs az Lawior. and the latter ig oDIv
saved from death by Hargreave Who
IIl"pp-eS WIN the beast and permits Law
10 20 escape. LawlOr faints and. re
stored 70 consciousness. is induced ~
give up his secret by Hargreave-
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WAY IS MADE EASY
FOR MORSE PAROLE
New Measure Favored by
Congress Will Aid
Many in Jail.

In the wind-Up Of Congress tie con
ference report was adopted on he bill
10 parole Federal prisoners. This meas
ure is expected TO have material effect
on the administration OF Federal prisons
and 10 result in the paroling Of many
prominent men. bankers. and others who
are now serving sentences.
Charles ". Morse, the New York
banker, now serving a term at Alta nta
prison, will doubtless be able u avail
himself OF the provisions OF tie new
measure. on condition. Of course. that
he stays in prison until eligible for
parole II is the expectation OF Mr.
Morse's friends. however that he will
be pardoned without any great delay.
Mrs. Morse. who has worked with
great courage and persistency. expects
70 lay a petition signed by 10000 people
before the President and ask that her
husband be set free. The remark Bile
character OF the petition. embracing the
names OF a majority Of members OF the
House and Senate. will probably com
mand for il unusual attention
The new enactment provides that Fed
eraI prisoners who have strictly OBJ
served the rules. may be paroled after
serving one-third Of their sentences. The
Federal Government has been slow in
getting 20 this Many States have long
had parole systems, but some OF the
leaders in the Senate have sconed at the
idea, as proposed 10 be applied 20 Fed
erai prisoners.
Three prominent Pittsburg men are
included in the list Of those who may
be paroled. They are Joseph A. Haas,
John Furman. and Herbert w. Tiers.
all bankers. Each has served long
enough 10 be eligible 10 parole.
Several other Pittsburg bankers are in
prison. but have not served long
enough 10 be eligible for release One
Of the provisions OF the bill slows good
time 10 be reckoned in calculating when
a prisoner is allowed 10 be paroled and
turned loose on his promise 10 be good
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BUSY MONTHS AHEAD
FOR INVESTIGATORS
Scandals Which Have Stir
red Nation to Be Aired
During Summer.

Five OF the Congressional Investigate
ing committees will. sit in various parts
Of the country during the recess AL
will have reports 20 make Wnen Con-
gress recOnveneS next winter
It is doubtful Il Congress has ever be
fore pursued so many official inquiries
during one summer. That body mas al
times named various and sundry com
missions to junket over two continents
locking for Information, but four OF the
FIVE investigating committees arH com
posed OF members of Congress, appoint
ed 10 probe charges which have stirred
The nation.
Those investigating committees whose
reports are yet 10 be made are the Bal
lingeT-P;nChOt, Lorimer, Gore, Ship
Subsidy, and the Third Degree commit
tees This list does not embrace .he
cost Of living probe. which has been con-
ClUded, though only half VI its report
mas been made.
1t is expected that the Lorimer in
VestigatOrs VIII sit in Chicago some time
in September TO hear the details of the
from Illinois This committee may also
find il necessary to 20 To Springfield
during the course Of its hearings.
While no time or place has been SET
for the inquiry into the charges that at
tempts hat been made to bride Senator
Gore Of Oklahoma. the committee viii
probably begin its hearing at Oklahoma
City early in August. This is expected
10 continue severe 81 Weeks
No further testimony will be taken
by the neutrality-suspicious. committee. but
il will convene, probably in St Paul
in September, 10 prepare its report for
submission 10 Congress and for submis-
sion 10 the voters who will participa te
IN the November elections. Both a
majority and minority report viii be
made.
The special committee of the House
named to investigate the charge that a
ship subsidy lobby was being maintain
ed in Washington will have no further
hearings in Washington. but viii sit
in New York in the near future and ex-
anime the steamship men there whose
names have been brought into the in
QuiTy These committeeman expect to
make a report before Congress recon
venes.
1t has been decided TO prosecute the
inquiry into the methods and practices
OF the police Of the country in the SO
called third degree" during the pres
ent summer. Sittings Of the committee
viii probably take place in most of
the larger Eastern cities. This COM
nittee prefers 10 go 20 the police rath-
or than have the police come 10 them
Before the summer is over the minor
i-y members Of the Senate cost of liv-
ing committee viii make their report
The majority has already submitted
their findings.
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The Vital Records.
Births.

Births.
Raymond and Florence L. Moffitt, girl.
Patrick J. and Mabel N. Shanahan, boy.
Albert J. and Fannie +. Burke. girl.
Nathan r. and Lecna Frank, girl.
Charles and Barbara Slender, boy.
LaTneT and Alice Gaball. girl.
Willard r. and Hilda Anderson, girl.
Charles F. and Emily NJ. Lang, girl.
Rudolph l. and Rebecca Katz, boy.
Alfred G. and Hilda F. Howe, girl.
Lawrence NJ. and Gertrude c. Nc
Weary, boy.
Louis 3. and Imogene NJ DUhef, girl.
Floyd @. and Fife d. Brown, girl.
Carl +. and Ernstina Bergner. boy.
George and Blanche Latterner, girl.
Frank G. and DOrothea S. Ruebsam,
boy.
Samuel A and Deborah A. Marchant.
boy
William Z. and Marietta Wolson, boy
Samuel and Gertrude Berman. boy.
Louis and Gertrude Notes, girl.
Andrew and Ere noes Zeller, girl
William and Mary V Werdig, girl
William c and GwendOlyn Bridges,
boy.
Charles J. and Evelyn +. Spencer, girl.
Lewis and May r. Radcliffe, boy.
Edward and Bertha F. Beach, boy
Charles A aud Anna NJ Nelson, boy.
John and Lena Herath, boy.
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KN OCIOR, here is the living
truth, so help me God, II
- am-Lean over, here. I
can't bear TO say this our
loud even TO you"
HaTgreave, his face a studv of e,i-,
Wonderment, leaned over the couch
!I5d"Iof whispered half a dozen words in
, - S3uISeoh ear; then, with an ex-
pIeSSion OF the keenest mental slIfferfrIr,
I4l Dack ana closed his ewes. A long
u-dNn, choking sigh escaped his throaf
'You?' S'''i 'iiiS OaVA'
None other" answered IaUIor in a
voice barely audible. -
Great heavens, What bitter grldga
ldu rate against me, that 1 should have
Deen picked out for this2'' Hargreaye
gEiSiialIned. starting from his chair with
piled Id " ioi r.
Too dear, at such a price," And
fargreaVe, his face Redeemed with emo
ton, the birt1mark on his forehead
burning. stood over Lawlor menacingly.
DOCTOR, the SILK man said You
| nave me IN your Iower. You
mere lies the whole difficulty, NV
hdnds are tied. 4ou-yOu, Of all men.
are-my-patient" The last three words.
slow and distinct, voiced a terrible re-
gree. LawlOr made no answer. Present
~ the surgeon mastered his strong feel
MS -eAt A'"A again. pressed q nand
over his eyes and. for a long couple OF
minutes. lost himself i'm thought. when
ne looked up again the patient saw that
hOnor had conquered over duty.
/ VIII go on with the case" said TIar-
Sreaye, slowly, for there is nothing
else 10 do. 1 know what some men in
I nay place would consider right some
would drop this whole affair. right
here II IS, not more than half begun
Tor, Of course / clearly understand and
have understood for some time that the
work with Samson was purely prelilui-
nary, purely in preparation for a larger
work Some men would, at whatever
| personal risk, try TO escape from here,
try 10 report YOU 20 the proper authOri-
ties. No doubt the news would be wei
come and the reward great
1t would. indeed" admitted Lawlor.
/ The police Of two continents would re-
| ceive you royalty. You could name
your own price. / fancy. Three years
and four months have dragged away
slnce-it happened. and thousands Of
pairs Of eyes are still watching, wait
| ing, peering, spying for me, here in
America, IN England, Germany, Russia
France-even in South America. China.
/ Japan Nov here. but there are those
eyes, those terrible WatChful eyes Aht''
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DEATHS

LAUPP-on Sunday. June 2s. 1910. at his
residence. Rams Horn Hotel. Nd, ROB
ERT, son II Katherine and the late Adoplh
Iaupp
Funeral services in the chapel az Pros
pect Hin Cemetery on Tuesday. June IS
al p. m. Relatives anG friends invited
BUSICK-On Sunday. June 26 1870 at Car
reid Memorial Hospital. JOHN BEDELL
BCSTCK. AGED seventy-One ears
Funeral al Treyilions. Va. Tuesday
June %
KENNEALY-On Sunday June o. 1910. at
George Washington University Hospital
DORA r. HENNEALT.
Funeral from her sisters residence. 6s7 =
street northeast on Tuesday, June q at
p. m.
PAINE-On Sunday evening. June IS 1910
MARY PAYNE, mother Of Oliver White
and H. c., White, OF New York, in her
ninety-second year.
Funeral from Trinity Baptist Church
Church street. between Fourteenth and FL
tenth streets northwest. on Tuesday Juna
., at O'Clock. Friends and relatives in
Vitcd
sCEULt-On Sunday. June IS. 1910 AZ the
residence OF her parents, "A Hamilton ave-
nue.. Hamilton. Nd. ELTNOR FORRER
SCHJ L. daughter Of Wilhelm 3 and
Blanchard Forrer Schulz. aged ten months
Burial at Belvidere. H.
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Marriage Licenses.

Alvin 7. Dulaney. Of Ruckersville. Va,
and PufOrd J. stephens, of Bar5ours-
vile, Va
Ernest c. Noyes, of Pittsburg, Pa, ana
Honora T. Skinner. of washington.
AlNa NJ Walkup jr.. and Miriam NJ.
Belts, OF Richmond, Va
Thomas W. RowIett and Douglas r.
GriCE, Of Chula. Va.
Walter G. Grigg and Vincent Hardy, Of
Chula, Va
Charles r. Wanner and Elsie Herrle, of
Washington.
Fred II. Rose and Mary SchUltze, OF
Richmond, Va
~. Walter Turnbaugh and katherine
Bruehl, of Butler. Nd.
William H DeVaughn, of Washington.
and Pearl P. BiCk, Of Iovettsville. Va.
Lawrence F. Magness and Mabel Z.
Gallagher. of Baltimore
Wilfred Lawson, of Brooklyn. y Y,
and Deborah L. Hickman Of Wash
ington.
Robert r. Hogan and Honorah Nc
Dcnald,of Washington.
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DISTRICT EMPLOYEES
WILL GET MORE PAY
Commissioner Johnston Approves
Superintendent'S Recommends
tiOnS for Promotions.

Commissioner Johnston has approved
the recommendation OF James NJ. Wood.
superintendent. that the following pro-
motions and appointments be made in
the Street Cleaning Department
". z. Oven. inspector at S1.2)0. pro-
NOTED to chief inspector, at $500.
J. W. Ladd, Inspector. at 1920. pro-
NOTED TO chief inspector Of machine
work, at 1890.
H G. Todd. foreman Of repairs. at
$1.OO0, promoted 10 $500.
F. z. Edginton clerk at $500, pro-
NOTED 70 chief clerk, at 81, 100.
B. J. Laws. stenographer and clerk,
at $500, promoted TO clerk. at $1,000
II. z. Moran. mechanics helper. at
500 promoted TO blacksmith's helper. at
$40
II. Ashton. hostler. at $3.50, promoted
70 mechanics helper. at $40.
J. ". Cherry, L. Polling. r. T. Bailey.
p. Mattern, A. F. Taylor. W. J. Glenn
ents, G. J. Tallman, W H Timms
dumpmen. at $3.50. promoted to dump
The changes will become effective
July l.
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Deaths.

Harry Culver, IS years, 1880 Twenty
ninth street northwest.
Clarence NJ. Kelpy, l year, 102S North
Capitol street.
Christian H. LAM. 20 years, United
States Soldiers Home. d G.
Alice Frankel. 65 years. rs Fifth street
northeast.
Harry DOrman, As years, Washington
Asylum.
Samuel W. Snow. Il years. 11O7 Irving
street northwest.
August Bonhomme, p years, Govern
ment Hospital for the Insane.
Joseph KidweH, S. years, Hamilton road,
y. G.
Prof. Cyrus Thomas. s. years, 1907 Park
road.
Harry sorreI, D years, Emergency Hos
pital.
Annie. Fox, 2 years, tuberculosis Hos
pital.
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Hdshtngton GmRs
Want Ads
PHONE MAIN $3.50.
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING RATES:

CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING RATES:
CLASS A.
For Rent-Fu rnished0
and Cnfwnished
Rooms
Rooms and Board
Wanted Rooms Sc per me
Help Wanted-Inc-ud- A1lIi4lI-- IN 49,
Ing agents Wanted anfs-
and Statesmen Want
ed.
Situations Wanted.
Lost and Found
Special Cash in Advance Gle Word"
Minimum charge, Il cents
on orders FOR seven OF more times, mini
mum charge, j. cents per day
special Charge Rates.
MiuimEu space. lines.
times. within one Neek------------2c per line
times. Consecutivei y--------------. &c per line
CLASS b.
Minimum space. lines.
AL cIsssidcations not listed as Class A.
l5c a line.
Special Cash in Advance Rates.
times within one week-.----.---.--5c per line
times. consecutive --------------- 5oc per line
Special Charge Rates.
times within one week---.-..--.-.1oc per line
times. CunsccuJly .-6oc per line
Contract Rates on Application.
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UNDERTAKES
J. WILLIAM LEE.

J. WILLIAM LEE,
UNDERWATER AND LIVERY.
% Pa. ave. y. w.
Telephone Main 1885 Washington. D. c.
FUNERAL DESIGNS
FUNERAL DESIGNS
Of every crlption-rnoderately priced
GUIDE
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LOST AND FOUND

LOST AND FOUND
THE FOLLOWING ARTICLES have been
turned In and may be had by proving prop
erty- WASHINGTON TERMINAL CO
! bundle : packages, bracelet,
box. suitoases. Par s'o'eS'
4 coats. books. pin7
valises. eua 1u,tOa. bank.
T0ST-Nonday evening at New National
Theater- or between the theater. via llth
81 and F St or on the Mt. Pleasant car,
between = St and ontario road, q higree
gold brooch. set with small diamond Re
ward II returned 20 Miss FRANCES tAh-
ROLL. care The Washington llmes-
LosT-on Monday. male brindIe and white
bulldog: screw tai; clipped ears. Reward
LOST-GoId medal on watch fob. between
American League Park and navy yard. Re
ward. az lcJh 81. 5. z.
LOST-Lady's gold open face watch; mono
gram, &C 3. NJ back Reward Tor
its return 10 ShoTeIam Hotel.
LOST-white dog, 1rindle spot over one eye;
long tail: abou- Il months old Reward
SOS n ST y w
LOST-On SUNDAY. June IS. gold bracelet.
from 18th and SITS. S. z. 10 Holy Com
forter Church. Reward 2l6 KY ave. S z.
LOST-NIale water spaniel dog: name IS
Brownie brown dog. with long ears and
curly hair, tax NO 4645. Reward Il returned
20 Owner, z. N STEIBEL. Ills SJh ST 5. E.
LosT-sunday. Iady's gold open face watch.
Lincoln ave. Reward II returned 10 A Z.
SMITH. 1851 Lawrence st, Brookland-
LOST-Package OF laundry from porch Of
1891 l4th 81. y. ". Reasonable reward Cor
etUrn-
DOST-Saurday afternoon. a gold bar pin
with Ethel Trowbrtdge' engraved on
inner side Return 10 1871 II 81 y W and
receive rewar5
LOST-Friday. on st. Johns boat. plain old
gold bracelet. Return to rs Sd 81. S. E.
LOsT-An old-fashioned red onyx brooch in
a Berry 4 Whitmore box in woodward
ana Lothrop's or from T st. car. on Wednes-
day afternoon. the I'd OF June L beraI re-
ward Address 1.s2 corcoran ST
LOsT-Part Of antique lob. gold trimmed
stone; finder rewarded. ". p. METCALF,
1870 y Y ave
PERSONAL
Have You Tried II?
HeTTmann'S Famous Ginger Az.
REFUSE SUBSTITUTES.
II your dealer cssI't supply you
PHONE l. IsS1-1sS2.
A C. HERMANN. T50-754 10Th st g. E
WANTED-Send postal to the man who pays
the most for slightly worn garments and
shoes. N. GREENBERG. 500 AZ 81. S W
HIGHEST PRICES paid for second hand bar
reis and casks. See me before buying or
selling. JOHN z. BEAVERS. Dealer IN
Second hand Barrels and Casks. Onice. 500
9th ST. y 2. Phone Lincoln $50.
GEORGE ". STONE. JR.,
Dealer in al kinds OF empty barrels and
casks See ms before you be- or sell Phone
NJ. COS. Office sS Water 81. :. "
JOSEPH P. BURKE. 425' III S. w, Regis
tered plumber and Gasftter. Jobbing prompt
y attended 70. Estimates given Telephone
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The Continuation of This Story VIII
Be FoEnd I'm Tomorrow
Issue OF The Times.
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CHAPTER TX (Continued)

6kN oCTOR, here is the living
truth, so help me God, II
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Mineola Tribe, No. Il. Improved Or
der Of Red Men, an AnacOstia Organi-
Zation, viii give its annual excursion
10 Chesapeake Beach tomorrow
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-05-25
Oil Burning Passenger Ships.

\ significant event in the maritime
world is the adoption, by the steamers
Harvard and Yale of the New York
and Boston line, of the oil fuel system
The use of oil as a fuel is not an es-
peciallv modern discovery as it has
success. but never under quite the
same circumstances as obtained IN
this case. The Yale is equipped with
turbine engines and is capable of great
speed Extreme difficulty has been eX-
perienced in keeping the steam pres
sure equal to the demands of the tur-
bines because of the inability to secure
competent help to fire the boilers. The
oilburning system requires very few
men. The Yale was equipped as with
the new system and given try-ont
last week. 1t proved satisfactory in
everv detail There was less smoke
and more uniform and better heat
no dust and none of the other annoy
ances which come from firing with
coal. The taking on of fuel required
hut an hour while under the old Sys-
tenn eight hours was lost at each coal
ING While the Yale has formerly car
ried as stokers under the coal-burnlng
system. with oil eight men were on
autv i'm the furnace room and their
most arduous duty was to turn Few
valves. The Yale on her trial trip
burned about 100 gallons Of oil an hour
-somewhat more than she will burn
when the system gets running in first
class order. Under the old system she
burned 235 tons of coal 1t is estimat-
ed that $500 will be saved each month
by burning the oil fuel, chiefly in the
cost of labor. 1t is further claimed
that the boilers are subject to less
wear and tear. There is no cleaning of
fires. the steamng radius is increased
wear and tear. There is no clean
ing of fires, the steaming radius
is Increased and when in port
there is no necessity of banking
fires, as the supply of fuel is shut off
Immediately. This system has been
USED with some success in the Navy
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-05-25
The Future Of Conservation.


Friends of conservation have feared
that the investigating of the Interior
Department might seriously retard
the growth of the movement through
out the country but recent Develop
ments seem to indicate that their
fears are i'll founded. The investga-
ton has done more to famliarze the
people with the conservation move
ment than anything else could nave
done The people have followed the
investigating very closely, have be-
come interested in it and as a result
its future win be full of growth and
expansion.
States have taken up conservation
work i'm more systematic manner
than ever before. The policies states
matters will doubtless conform
very closely to the national policies
as it is now recognized that such a
uniformity is absolutely necessary if
the greatest good is to be accom-
plished Various states have already
organized their work so that favor
able results win certainly be accom-
plished.
Recently the feeling has been ex-
pressed that possibly friends of con-
servation We're carrying the matter
a little too far, making it difficult TO
interest capitalists in the development
Of some of our latent resources. Con-
serVation should go hand in hand with
suggested by the President of the
United States and others Any con-
servatiOn which simply locks up the
resource for an indefinite period is
short sighted and will retard rather
than aid the settlement and develop
ment of the country and it's posses
sions.
In Alaska the difficulty is in in
teresting capital and overcoming the
feeling that Alaska is little more than
barren Arctic waste. This feeling
made it hard for enthusiastic Alas
kans to persuade capitalists to invest
as freely as was necessary, but the
situation began to show a marked
Improvement during the recent Alas
kan Yukon Pacific exposition. Alaska
has also recognized that it is neces-
sary To prevent her rich natural re-
sources from falling into the hands of
monOpOlies. There is a broad middle
ground which will be found in the
near future where Alaska's vast coal
deposits, for instance, may be made
available for Pacific coast states and
yet not be mOnopolized by greedy in
dividualS or combinations.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-05-25
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Jealousy has no mercy for its vic
tins.
Marriage is seldom what it is con-
tracted to be
Many man tries to stand on his
rights who hasn't any
Did You ever hear of a burglar trying
to break into society?
If time We're money, most of us
wouldn't have minute to spare.
His Satanic majesty boosted his
business when he invented politics.
a pesismist defines society as lot
of nobodies who talk about nothing.
Did it ever occur to you to try your
own advice before turning it over to
others?
- The man who marries for money
should he willing to take the humilia-
ton that goes with it.
Probably the easiest kind of easy
mark is a man who labors under the
delusion that he understands women.
A company that will insure a man
against his wife's relations would Sc
cure more patronage than any other
insurance company.-Chicago News