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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-11-05
EXCLrDE PORrrGrEsE FRi,Rs.
Argentina and Brazil Complain the, re
Menace 10 Order

Speris! Csb.s DrspGich 20 TAR SrN
LISBON. Nov. 4. Argentina and Brazil
have notified Portugal that they refuse
10 harbor any more friars or other mem
btrs of religious bodies expelled from
Portugal. declaring they are a menac.
to public order and tranquility
The Govern n,en' here has promised 10
divert The migration OF s.cclessastic... but
apparently there are now few OF them
left ia Portugal
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-11-05

Duke OF Connauxht Opens Federal Pariiz.
ment Of south Africa.

SPECIAL Cable DrJrafeA 70 TBx SrS
CAPE TowS. Nov. THE Duke Of Con-
naught to- day opened the first Parliament
OF the rpion Of South Africa. A dis
tingiished assembly witnessed the cere-
monies
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-11-05
HES JUST Tiff; THAT'S ALL
MAN WIN ONLY OSf NAVE
~ THIS BIG TOWN.

Gets AIsus All night wiahsss first or
second Name or Initials anh Hes
Satisfied Name Gees on Checks and
Gets ny ne Election Inspectors
Tint. that's his full name. Not John j..
Tilt nor Horatio Y. Tie nor Peter X.
Tilt nor yet Myque st. Patrick Tint;
just Tidt. II you don't believe 1t you are
ut perfect liberty TO 60 down 20 the Prod
uce Exchange. ask the starter how you
&c, to the Offices in the tower and come
face To face with n sign which reads:
ER riSt 4 II Tift
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-11-05

By her very successful romance, The Girl
Van Worst established her sninonce a. writer o
hence enc again reaches. this public she VIII q.
new book Like ia title. 10 10 fresh and fragral
iiyable people It's interest II OF the heart and
heart Illustrated By y. Graham Cootes Price, u.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22
A Dogs Tongue.

Have you ever wanted to know why
a dogs tongue Tolls out of his mouth
on a hot day or when be has been run
ming? People sometimes say that it Is
because he Is thirsty, but that isn't ex-
actly right. If you look at it you will
see little drops Of water dripping from
1t. Well, you know that when you get
very warm you get covered with per-
spiration. The dogs body never per-
spires. when he gets hot all the mois-
ture comes out through his tongue,
and as the moisture on the tongue
dries up the, dogs body cools.-Phlla-
delphia Press.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22
al Inducements to Couples Going housekeeping
FIRE A DIXIE

ss-Raritan Copper Works.
AHMarket and Sheridan Sta
l-smith st. and G. r. r.
G-Madison Aye; and Paterson Sc.
28-Market and First Sta.
gI6mfth n High SITS.
Ss-New Brunswick Ave. and New ST.
4s-Buckingham Aye. and Hartford st.
Estate and Washington SITS.
I-diigh and Washington SITS.
M-Ksn Ave; and Charles 81
a-s sslt 6Sn nn Eseaa Works.
Ss-Nsville and Johnstone SITS.
62-Wsshington and First SITS.
s-Nsw ,BIunswick Ave. and Elm St
s4-Smith St. and Watson Ave.
@-Commerce and State SITS.
72-Front and Smith SITS.
7s-water and Gordon SITS.
T*-Kearny Ave. and Gordon st.
g2-Smith and Herbert SITS.
ss-Akmboy Ave. and Washingten st.
ss-kNssaalls eit ~ aiO spa Stanford S1
s6-Cieveland and Brace Avss.
S7-Amboy and Hall Aves.
82-HaIl Ave. and Insiee st.
TO send in an alarm open the door q
ONLY, and let so. Stay at nox until
Special Calls.
/ tap-Break In circuit. 0 taps.-Firs
Police cali iGcan for Washington
70 S GO; 11-G fs1 f f95 ssG1silfHn HOOK dnx and
Ladder Co. 1e-Cal1 for Eagle Hose Co;
s2-Can for Lincoln Engine Co. M-Caii
For Garfield Hose Company. 8s.Caii
sqF entire department. In case ] sex OF te Il.
phone to police headquarters: sIs taps
denotins one session Of xchoo
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22
NOT TO CUT STEEL PRICES.
Judge Gary Says Situation is Better
Thar "a Exu

Judge Gary Says Situation is Better
Than He Expected
New York, Sept. 22.-An important
conference over the state of the steel
trade was held at the Railroad club.
The United States Steel corporation
was represented by President William
e. Corey and Judge Il. II. Gary, chair
man Of the board. At.the end of the
conference Judge Gary CAV out the
following statement:
Quite a number Of leading steel peo-
pie have been in conference at my re-
quest After talking with them l find
the conditions better than L expected.
] do not believe that there win be n
emitting Of prices. The conditions viii
@Fow better fnetesd OF wars4
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22
The Sixth Sense.

In a primary school examination
over which l nee had the pleasure to
preside ma OF the questions was with
regard to the five senses. One of the
bright pupils handled the subject thus:
:"rhe FIVE senses are s%neezlng, sob
bing, crying, yawning and coughing.
BY the sixth sense is meant an extra
one which some folks have. This is
snoring Woman's Home Compan-
fau
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22
PETITION.

To the Council of the City Of Perth
Amboy.
The undersigned most respectfully
petitions your honorable body to IL
the grade on Commerce street, from
Rector street TO the Staten Island
Sound, to be established in accordance
with the several elevations and pitches,
IS shown on the accompanying map, en-
titled
"Grade Map Of Commerce Street,
Rector Street to Staten island Sound.
Sept. 10th, 1910. Scale so it., / In,
Vertical 10 TT, l in, S. =. Mason, City
Surveyor"
And your petitioners will ever pray.
THE ROESSLER Il HASSLACHER
CHEMICAL Co,
H. Foersterling, End. Vice Pres.
15055-9-22 -24-28-10-S 1882
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22
ssasickness.
16O26-9-21-4t

One of the most curious errors az %
seasiekness is that 1t is a suffering
which the sturdier ancients did not
know. Really, there is plenty OF al
fusion to. the trouble In the ancient
classics. Above all, there was that
bout of seasickness which. according
to Seneca, cost Cicero his life. 1t was
so bad that rather than endure it any
longer he put back to land. riskipg GER.
tain death at. the hands of Mark An
tony,s agents IL they caught hina, ri
they did. The woFd "nausea Is Greek,
meaning literally eshiDpiness
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22
NEW JERSEY CENTRAL.

Fol New York, Newark and Eliza
beth, at s:2S. TIT, G:4s N. Y. only), T:5s.
q ss; M; N ia: Is f2snisssS.s::s6 ~ 4:A. 80 Sos. lG s!s. n F:4o'
S:1s, (s:47 Saturdays only, (s:67 New
ark Special, Saturdays Il;%S E m, sun
For Philadelphia and Trenton via
Bound Brook, iii, 7;65, SEA. GAS a. m.
Phila. onlyls 1888, s;25 S:Ss. s;is p. m.
For Long Branch, Asbury Park, etc,
$40, E:57. n:5s a. M. 2:55. 4:6S, 6:3s. s:31,
1913 night. Sundays. 4:aRs 1854 a. M,
Ala and 1928 p. M.
For Freehold, $40, s:5s, 1857, 11:5s a. M;
2:2s, sos e:st p. m. Sundays, s:s4 a. M,
W. q. REsLER. v. p. and G. NJ.
". G. HOPE. Gen: Pass. AGENT:
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22
How He Took II.

"In training" said an instructor ia
athletics, the strictest obedience is re-
quired. Whenever | think of the the
DRY of training l think of Dash, who,
after eighteen years of married life,
is n of the best and happiest hus-
bands in the world.
Dash 1 onc said to him, well,
Dash, old man, how do o take mar
ried life?'
According to directions, he re-
Piled
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22
NATIGE-

Notice is hereby given that the un-
dersigned intends making application
20 the Board of Excise Commissioners
of the City of Perth Amboy. at their
next meeting. for a transfer to him
self of the Hcense heretofore granted to
Andrew Liptak, TO carry on the business of beer
DotslinK in the City OF Perth AmbHy, and In thc
house owned by Andrew Liptak at $40 Goodwin
sire ct. THOMAS e.. FARROAT.
Dated Sc pit 81, 1910 1b0A-9-s2-etoew
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22

Notice is hereby given that the under
signed intends making application TO The
of Excise Commissioners of the
ing for a transfer to himself of the IL
cense heretofore granted to John Van
Aalst TO keep a saloon, With the privilege OF
selling malt and spi'i uous liquors in ths city
OF Perth Amboy, and In the house owned by
John W. Beekman at 10 Fayette street,
FRANK HOUSER.
Dated Sept. ct, 1910 6068-e29-Stoew
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22
Read the NEWS every day.
TREASURY DEPARTMENT, ome

TREASURY DEPARTMENT, Office
u of the Supervising Architect,
Washington, D. c., August 80, 1910.
Sealed proposals viii be received
at the office of the Custodian until 3
O'Clock P. M. on the 10th. day of
October, 1910, and then openee for
the construction OF the-iot waIIs AZ
the U. S. Post once and Custom
House, PERTH AMBOY, N.@J.. in
accordance with drawing n speei-
heation, copies of ~Aich may be OBJ
tanned at this ONCE or at the Office
OF the Custodian Of building, at the
discretion of the Supervising Archi-
teet James Knox Taylor, supervas-
uRArehiteet
fAggG@g-g4Iz~fEfa22 -1e
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22

Notice is hereby given that the under
signed intends making application to the
Board of Excise Commissioners or the
City of Perth Amboy, at their next meet
ms for II license to keep a saloon with
nous liquors in the City OF Perth Arnhoy,
and in the house owned by Anton MMsscp0ss at
northwest cor new OF Eesa end sr@neas ssPee1
JOSEPH HOLMAN
Dated Sept n. 1919 lEe6S-69-S9asw
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22
STATEN TsLAND RAPID sxT
RAILWAY.
Time Table IN Effect Thursday, May

Time Table IN Effect Thursday. May
nn RE Y Ah s's., i TS H S!ss' s xaRK s:oe.
Esq. s s:ss, ~. rs. iq IS. III III. a us: 8 80 ~ l a:ss,
ii sXFRnRpAYs BETWEEN 11:se A. N.
Cd AZ rs 500, $50 i:4Ss s:ss. $40. s:ssi. s s:fs.
y zp piA fal66NNSShEcrI 5sA TgAv YIEHeFg
k ~. 9:So, 70. ~ IA, l1 80, a, 49, 3d. 1 T!S.' s IL.
=. sAT Ee{Ss 7; g. = H. !. :, ~ IT, 4 !, A 3 T.. SIS,
y; shlS siSos sio0' rs E y a1:"' H 19isf 3, 3.
LEAVE PERTH AMBoY-s:55 IS, 7;5b. s:s2
sesSs. s:tS S iois s 81 ia;@ So: q 9 s:45. i 4:as liz ss.
1858, s:45. lo;55, and holidays only 11;so p.
rkkRRq BFF a99SssncT r9aFf LEAVE TEIFFHHR0qgTE
f hhB9 2:fo, s:iS;. ieisa' 30; 10 s:s & G si;sAs. 'z:a.
RoG1b LAY p only n 1:a ga =. e m, M and As Sis On :.
MY yoR n +, 70 pc RER TT Az; AMB9 2, ~
10 :: nj SIS re ESQ hG S'ss: 5 JIG. ss::SS$: u.s. :. ss FIG.
SO, { IS;S i've q ! n lin N;sS :, ,s % , M
s:ssl 3 ZIG : a;;S%' ,A A ts; T.. 500; CO. s tx. 77::S
TRAIN CONNECTION LEAVE TOT
i1:so, a. m: 1880 1850. $50 s;45,. 4:4O, 6:3s.
s:8, 1875, Has p. m. saturdays-11;ss
a. mi n:32. l2:bS ass. 4;6. 4:s0. $50,
WssTUSNbEgg AND LEGAL HOLIDAYS
LEAVE NEW YoRKLLS:@. 500 s:SS
100 800, 100, 500. 500. $40, 7:20, 500,
$40, 800, 1o;M, 11:oo 2; M: H'oo night;
and holidays only $3.50 a. m. uoum
| THAN CONNECTIONS LEAvE TOT
| TENVILLEs:1B. s:&b, $50. usoo q. m.;
5:S, SIS. b:55 p. M. and s;s5 a. m, holt
e@ GEORGE J.. BROWN.
General Traffic .Agt.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22
DOeSthiS Appeal to You?
SERVICE AT LOVES
FREIGHT RATES

@A0k 1A1SSSS 54A0 AO6 Ak JFO w EssS4
FREIGHT RATES
You are a wide-awake, Woodworking,
progressive business man.
You know that, other things being
equal, expense must be cut down.
: Ii we were to tell you that our rates
are the lowest and then were 10 say our
service IL the quickest and the most
reliable, would not that combination
appeal to yous OF eourse it would.
Insist that your supply house catch
ear 11:00 A. NJ. steamer from Pier o,
East River, N. Y. Your freight will
then be at Perth Amboy at $3.50 P. M
she same day.
The second steamer lsaves New York
as amp N. and 10 due as P@Rth Am.
hoy at 500 p: b.
New York q New Jersey Sfeanboat CO.
r. o. Tics AGENT Perth ~Axab0y.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22
kindpess.

Kind looks, kind words, kind aets
and warm h~andshakess these are sec
ondaTy means OF graeeowhen q e are
in trouble aasd are fighting their IA
seen bastEes@Dn john HALL
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22
Merely a question Of Comfort.

Now. doctor" complained a hlhulous
patient, my great trouble is elephants
link ones. Not that / object to ele-
plants, you understand. l like them,
but they dc crowd one so."- Success
Magazine.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22
Third District Democratic Compression

Third District Democratic COMPRESSION
al Convention.
This is to give notice that a demo
cratic convention viii be held at the
borough hall in Red Bank, Monmouth
county, ION SATURDAY, THE FIRST
DAY OF OCTOBER, 1910, at 100
O'Clock in the afternoon, for the pnr-
pose-of nominating 8 democrat for con
gress for the third congressional dis
triet of New Jersey
WILLIAMs PTNTARD,
Chairman last Democratic Congression-
al Convention.
Dated Red Bank, September 10, 1910.
1921 15~074-9-22-2t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22

For Sale-Dining room table, hall
rack, oak dresser, all in good con-
dition. 1877 Gordon street.
15~O39-9-21-4t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22

Money Older department opens T:so q
m, closes at 500 p. n.
Registry Department opens 7 a. m,
closes 500 p. m:
Carriers window open evenings from
Q to 7 D. m. Sundays 8 to 10 q. n.
Stamp window opens Z q. m; closes at
1850 .. M. daily. Sundays. opens 9 .. M;
closes 1000 O.. m.
Public corridor open until . y. n.
GEORGE H. TICE,
a Postmaster.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22

For Sale-Kitchen range and living
room heater. Call SO State st.
a. O 0-0f
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22

For SaIe-About 10000 second
hand friedrich. Herman Ellis,
234 Fayette street.
-949O-6t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22

Rooms to Let, al Kearny venue
Inquire 1856 State street.
1901 2~-o-20-5t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22

Great Opportunity for salesman-col-
lector who can furnish horse and
buggy. Call s to $50 A. M, Z to 9
P. M, between September 20 to 27.
832 State street, Perth Amboy.
14995-9-20-3t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22
FOR SALE.

For Sale Cheap-Two heating stoves.
Inquire PTS Rector st.
15O6e-9-22-2t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22

For Sale Cheap-One large double
wardrobe, some household furni-
ture; also secondhand @gasolene
stoves. Call at 325 Watson avenue.
15035-9-21-2t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22

Hotel for Sale or rent. Fords Cor
ner, John Nelson.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22

MOON CHoNGEs IN SEPTEMBER.
New moon, Srd; nrst quarter,
nth: full MOON 18Th; Ias8eaaarter,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22
NOTICE.

Change of name of the barge
Auburn" Official number S0,276,
to IL. v. No. 1OS," is authorized by
the Honorable Il. T. Chamberlain,
Commissioner of Navigation, De-
partment letter dated September 19,
1910.
ROBERT CARSON,
Collector OF Customs.
Ih026-9-21-4t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22
WANTED.
MACHINERY WANTED

MACHINERY WANTED,
VIII buy machine tools, power trans
mission material and other factory
equipment. Newark Secondhand
Mach. Co., SO Chestnut street.
14694-9-9-1mo.-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22

ments. "a Madison avenue.
10271-3-2S-ti
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22
AGENTS WANTED.

Agents4To work on a commission
by a retail tea and coffee Co.
Horse and wagon furnished free.
Address Box w, News Office.
14940-9-17-6t.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22

To Let-Four rooms, all improve
ments, rent $40. Inquire s. Man
del, 10 New Brunswick avenue.
15029-9-21-3t
To Let-Rooms, 5S2 Amboy avenue.
15O2S-9-21-3t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22

To Let-Four and five nice rooms
with improvements. Inquire 335
Madison avenu
b~Os9-9-22-2t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22
ROOMS TO LET.

To Let-Fiye rooms with improve
ments, at No. $40 Neville street,
rent only $1,000. Hans Nielsen, No.
1870 Smith street, Seheuer Building.
15060-9-22-23-24
To Let-Four rooms with improve
ments, No. $50 Jaques street.
Rent only $500 per month. Hans
Nielsen, No. 1870 Smith street,
Scheuer Building.
1507h-e-22-3t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22

Money to Loan on bond and mort
gage. Fraser Bros. 96 Smith st.
6020-tG=16 -tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22
R

Parquet Foors-These hardwood
floors are more economical than any
other floor covering, cheaper than ear
pets and especially recommended by
physicians. Estimates ch%eerfully fur
nished. Scraping, refnishing, old floors
made like new.
ALFRED ANDERSON,
1e2 Market St.. Perth Amboy; 312
broadway, Tottenviile, N. Y.
Tel. sos Perth.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.
A GREAT R G

100 Choice Lots for sale, direct on
trolley line. Esberg, Keasbey.
14567-9-6-M-Th-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-09-22

pAIsd sepa D. lale
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1910-02-11
CRYING FOR HELP
Lots of It In Rapid City, but
Daily Growing
Less.

The kidneys cry for help.
Not an organ In the whole body so
delicatelys constructed.
Not one so important to health.
The kidneys are the filters of the
blood. When they fail the blood be-
comes foul and poisonous. There can
be no health where there Is poisoned
blood. Backache is one OF the first in-
dications Of. kidney trouble. 1t is the
kidneys cry for help. Heed 1t. Doan's
Kidney Pills are what is wanted; are
just what oyerworked kidneys need.
They strengthen and invigorate the
kidneys; help them to do their work:
never fall TO cure any case Of kidney
disease. II u
Mrs. Turner Powell, So. Third ST,
Sturgis, S. Oak, says: ~ willingly
| give Deans Kidney Pills my endorse.
ment, for / know they are . good
medicine. 4 have used them with
igre&t success for kidney trouble and
lbackache, and other members OF nv
family have also been helped by them
/ i do not think there Is 3 better kidney
remedy on the market than Doan's
1 kidney PILLS. y
For sale BY Ill dealers. Price SOC
! Foster Mflburn CO., Buffalo, N. u,
te0le agents for the Omitted States,
Rememter the name loan and
i take no other, s;
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1910-02-11
Birds on tho Wing.


Twice every wear q wave OF living
birds, almost inconceivably grand In
the number Of birds involved, surges
over North America. The autumn
wave rolls from the arctic tundras
OF Canada and Alaska to the torrid
valley Of the Amazon and the great
pumpns of the La Plata, only to roll
hack again to the icebound northern
ocean with the northward progression
of the sun. And almost as ceaseless
as the ever rising, ever falling swell
of the ocean tides Is this miraculous
tide Of beating wings and pulsating
little hearts. The last stragglers OF
the northward migration do not reach
their northern home before the early
part of June. but in July the south
ward setting tide has begun again.
The number Of birds that make up
this mighty wave almost passes COM
prehension. Probably more than 05
per cent of oil birds making their
summer home between the northern
boundary Of Mexico and the Arctic
ocean-that is, in the United States
and Canada-help to swell the great
bird tide that moves southwark In
autumn and northward in the spring
with the regularity Of pendulum.
Allowing little less than one mfgra-
tory bird to an acre. we get the enor-
nous number of 4.32O.O0O00O birds
whose wing beats follow with rhyth-
mic precision the southwark and north.
ward movement of the sun. This
number is too vast to be easily com.
prehended.-D. LANCE in Atlantic.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1910-02-11
THE WEST FOR INSURGENCY.

nE WESl fOk lNSUKOcNCY.
Canton Leader: The entire west
will stand for insurgency so long as
the interests control congress, and it
should not be expected that the people
will surrender their right to particle
pate in the law making body of the
nation when they consider the men
and means employed by those who
represent the great combines in con-
gress. The people have rights that
must be protected, and insurgency
stands for the protection Of the mass
es against the classes. 1t matters not
how much insurgent congressman may
be condemned by the mercenarles, as
they represent the true principles of
popular government and are bound to
win In the end. 1t takes lots of cour-
age to be an insurgent In Washington
built took lots of courage for President
Roosevelt to lead tie assault on the
breastworksso of intrenched arrogance
and corrupt power; but he won and
the American people we're at his back
when he turned his great office over
to his successor. The insurgent CON
gressmen and senators are following
the Roosevelt line of battle and they
will win because they are in the right.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1910-02-11
soencer,s "First PRINCIPLES"

In Spencer's "First Principles he
endeavors to define the fields Of the
unknowable and the movable and
the postulntes with which the studies
of the movable must be pursued.
When Spencer writes that "the man
of science truly knows that in its ulti-
mate essence nothing can be known"
he is not referring to mans brain yes
terday or today. He means that the
fundamental principles of the universe.
like space. time, matter. force and mo-
ton. are by their very nature I'M
movable. Since all mans knowledge
of the cosmos can be traced back ulti-
mntely to sense experience, and since
sense experience is not always relia-
bic and much Of what he calls the
ultimate essence is entirely inaccessi.
BILE to sense experience, it may be phil
osophically said that man cannot be
sure he really knows anything. Both
the strength and the weakness Of his
theory are due to the equivocal import
of the term "knowledge."-New York
American.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1910-02-11
WronoIy Placed.

It Is astonishing sometimes how I'm.
consciously careless we are Of the feel
ings Of the person to whom we are
talking. A young guardsman told me
the other day that friend Of his went
with him to consult his lawyer. The
solicitor. shrewd looking and kindly
old gentleman, was listening to an
irute explanation of how his clerk had
failed to do something that had been
expected Of him. Yes, you are quite
right, it was his fault" said the so
licitor.
But why are these COMPOUNDED law.
yers' clerks SO stupid?" asked the
angry soldier.
II do not know. my dear sir" re
piled the. solicitor kindly, "but would
you mind alluding to them as lawyers
COMPOUNDED. clerks 2 "-London M. A. p
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1910-02-11

The special representative of the
Minneapolis Tribune, present at the
Huron conference, made this refer
ence in his writeup of the meeting:
"Over 200 promised to vote down the
proposition to name a full ticket
should it be preached on the floor of
the convention and when this over
whelming array was brought to bear
on Senator Kittredge he at once
informed the adherents of the repre-
sentatives that he would not lie a
stumbling block to the proposal and
that he was willing that the ticket be
not named. He said that he had
thought all along that the purpose OF
the convention in the minds of most
of the delegates was to name stall
wart ticket. The opponents to the
plan of choosing a party ticket de.
clared that the republicans Of the
state would charge that the same old
slate was working, that the primary
law had been disobeyed in spirit and
that If the stalwarts were truly re-
publicans they should adhere to the
spirit of the law"
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1910-02-11
The WAY of the World.

when we were poor" remarked the
prosperous man reflectively, I'VE look
ed forward to the time when we could
have a summer home"
"Well!'
well. when we got rich enough to
have one We didn't like going to the
same place every summer because II
was monotonous. and we looked for
ward to the time when we could have
another for variety"
"Well?"
We'll, We got another, and then we
began to long for a winter place, Sc
that we wouldn't have to be so much
in the big house in the CITY,"
"Well?"
We'll, we've got them all now"
And are you happy?
Il suppose scat least, I suppose
my wife is. She keeps them all shut
up and spends most of her time in Eu
rope, but she knows she has them
Chicago Post.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1910-02-11

the Huron convention, says: 1--WE
have perused the Huron platform Of
the South Dakota stalwarts and after
the most painstaking care have. failed
absolutely to figure out a plank in it
that justified such big meeting or
even the existence of that faction of
republicanism. We would be greatly
pleased to receive enlightenment rs
to the ends and aims Of the stalwart
movement in South Dakota and also a
good reason why it has been at ALL"