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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-26

AUTHORESS-This ladylike word
il q heavy burden for the writing
profession to bear. Our literature has
been feminized by woman authors
who add to the injury by proclaim
ing themselves "authoresses." The
word author" supported by several
centuries of approval, answers every
purpose. II you say Miss Gwen
dolyn Sapho, the author" or Mrs.
Ella Dix Fairfax. the author" nobody
will miss the fact that the writer
L. a woman. "Poetess," likewise, is
unnecessary.
GENT-Never. oh, never should
one be guilty of such an horrific abb
breviation. Gent" Is anathema. May
ones tongue cleave to the roof OF
ones mouth, and may ones tonsils
be cut out and ones hyoid bone be
removed rather than that one should
say gent" When ladies and gents
restaurants" become restaurants for
ladies and gentlemen" or still better,
for men and women" and gents
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-26

Il was Geralds first summer In the
country. He wandered out to the barn
at milking time.
Grandpa offered the little fellow a
glass Of fresh milk.
mo. don't want any OF that milk"
protested Gerald with a shudder; Il
saw you pull IL out of that old cow.
Paul was rather dull scholar. His
recollection OF things he had been
taught was always doubtful. Half the
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-26
When krowIedo: Meets Theory.

When knowledge Meets iheory'
A story that has done service In
political campaigns to illustrate sup.
posed dilemmas of the opposition VIII
likely be revived In the approaching
political heated term"
Away back, when herds OF bunaio
grazed along the foothills OF the west
ern mountains. two hardy prospectors
fell in with a bull bison that seemed
10 have been separated from his kind
and run amuck. One OF the pros
pectors took to the branches OF a
tree and the other dived into cave.
The buffalo beloved at the entrance
to the cavern and then turned to-
ward the tree. Out came the man
from the cave, and the buffalo took
after him again. The man made an
other dive for the hole. After this
had been repeated several times, the
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-26
Beware the DogI

A family moved from the city to
suburban locality and were told
that they should get a watchdog to
guard the premises at night. SO they
bought the largest dog that was for
sale In the kennels Of neighboring
dog fancier, who was German.
Shortly afterward the house was en-
tered by burglars, who made a good
haul. while the big dog slept The
man went to the dog fancier and told
him about II.
well. vat you need now" said the
dog merchant. lis a leedle dog to
wake up the big dog
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-26

time he didn't know what he knew"
as one OF the other pupils put 1t.
The teacher asked him to name the
capital of Indiana.
1-I-dont' remember the name"
stammered Paul. but it's got a kind
OF fruit"
What do you mean? asked teacher.
Its where the Indian apple is re-
piled Paul.
Among the pretty things I'm the
toy store window was small papier
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-26

bartholomew T. Treaty.. Detroit. pneu
matte action; John G.. Utz, Detroit,
Induction conduct for explosion en-.
gines Chas. Is. Van Camp, Atkins.
railway switch; Jesse G. Vincent. De
troit, adding machine. also adding and
listing machine; Floyd Webb, Detroit,
lamp: Fred Il. Youngs. Detroit, gas
controller.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-26
Motor Troubles Again.

Motor Troubles AGAIN.
The automobile being out OF order,
the head OF the family took the chill
dren out in the old family carriage
behind a nag that was in need OF ex-
s@rcist. When the horse began to
snort and cavort. the younger boy
said:
Pop, you'd better shut on the cur.
rent and fix him. He's missing fire.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-26

What did he die of"
"A difference OF opinion"
"Oh, see. A fight?'
"No. the doctors disagreed, and he
died before they settled It
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-26
sneech and Writing.
THEY DO
COM II
BACK.

"Many people talk much more
agreeably than they WRITE sara INC
literary person. .,.,,
eyes," replied Mr.. Owlngtoh' Wy
tailor does that. -Washlnston o'ai'
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-26
Good Team Work. This.

The preachers evening discourse
was dry and long. and the congrega-
ton gradually melted away. The sex
ton tiptoed up to the pulpit and slip
ped a note under one corner of the
Bible. 1t read:
when you are through, will you
exercise. When the horse began to
door, and put the key under the
mat?"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-26

mache stork. Little Nellie looked a
long time at this toy stork, and then
said: Mamma, this one. | 'spose, is
the one that brings the doll babies"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-26

Irma and David were watching a
hodcarrier taking mortar up ladder
What are they doing with that
mud?" asked the little girl of her
brother.
why. don't you know" exclaimed
David; "a man UP there Is trying to
hide II between the bricks"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-26

Owing to the scarcity OF water az
Gibraltar, British soldiers drink the
dew. collected for that purpose
nightly.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-26
Read This And Your
Dinner Will Set Well
PROM EvERYBODY's.

, man in the tree called to his com
rade, who was trembling at the mouth
OF the cavern:
stay in the cave. YOU IDIOT
You don't know nothing about this
hole" bawled the other. There's q
bear In it,"
Sectional Feeling Crops Out.
The bigness of Texas is evident
from cursory examination of the
map. But it's effect upon the people
of that state is not generally known.
II Is about six hundred miles from
Brownsville, at the bottom OF the
map, to Dallas, which is several hun
dreds of miles from the top OF the
map. Hence the following conserva-
ton, in Brownsville recently between
two of the old-time residents:
Where you been lately, Bob?
amt seen much of you
Been on a trip north"
'Where'd you go?"
q" snt to Dallas
'Havs a good timer"
Nav; | never did like them damn
Yankees, anyway
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-26

The Italian government offers prizes
OF $500 for an International compe-
tition of appliances to prevent labor
accidents.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-26

The national forests OF the country
cover an area as large as Texas and
Ohio combined.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-26

Cuba exported 1,263,466 crates Of
pineapples last year. The United
States bought most OF the crop.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-26

Just How They Are.
The people are against legalized
wrong"
Quito right They are UP against
n"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-26

The price of living is still up. Who
gets the money-besides Mr.. Rookie
Teller?
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-26
Perhaps The Grand Trunk
Railroad Will NOW Put
In a Block System
The state ofIcials Have Observed,
Perhaps, since Six Are Dead,
That the Durand Tragedy
Could Have Been Made
Impossible.

the of the two trains.
yet proper displayed by
the train standing STILL proper signals displayed and the
engineer oncomng passenger attending his business and
failed to them.
AL THAT IS KNOWN THIS WRITING Is THAT SIX PER-
SONS ARE DEAD THREE MORE LIKELY TO THREE
ARE LESS SERIOUSLY INJURED
always sure of dead when trains crash.
of accident is determined later
Maybe responsibility s and maybe it isn't
any event. numbered among be
brought to life.
The
the standpoint the safeguards
James expect responsibility the
Grand Trunk railroad accepting the for his ticket
place presumed apprehend riding behind
break down and become totally disabled
between stations.
Such contingency imposbty ralroading
possibility guaranteed acceptance
part Trunk railroad Of life
danger then
MOST RAILROADS MAINTAIN A BLOCK SYSTEM TO INSURE THE
eErErY OF THEIR PASSENGERS IN THIS VERY EMERGENCY
system following
STATION UNTIL THE TRAIN AHEAD OF IT HAS CLEARED" Or HAS
PASSED THE BLOCK AHEAD AND PROCEEDING BEYOND IT.
IN OTHER WORDS UNDER SYSTEM TIE PASSENGER
WHICH CRASHED INTO THE PULLMAN OF THE TRAIN AHEAD IN
WEDNESDAY NIGHTS WRECK WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN PERMIT
TED TO LEAVE CRIPPLED BEEN
ABLE MAKE IT'S WAY TO DUFFELD
Mclean had believe his life protected by al
Sysn thing which
does mott this precauton
Such preauton
IMPOSSIBLE
county
matters comparatively
concerned
fixing responsibility great railroad
corporation for there are families the there are the
Of dollars and small as
compared to life and limb.
IT Is THE FUTURE SAFETY OF PASSENGERS ON RAILROAD
TRAINS Is AT STAKE AND FOR WHICH WE LOOK THE
/ OFFICIALS CONDUCTING THE INVESTIGATION
The supposed to go back
down enough place torpedo
TO the engineer Of danger ahead
supposed further position with light
soud bring the coming train to stop.
things he claims he did do ~ SIZE
engineer Of the train conIadcts him.
says enough torpedo
down speed
the engineer duly warned face term
in prison.
found not duly warned the will face
And stockholders railroad particular
o
No of is been inoom
petent; SYSTEM
none of these stockholders prison
may dollars they the shippers
and out of future passengers.
Mclean expect met should
surviving him expected his horrible
boarding passenger these days of modern ralroading
engineer may blame GRAND TRUNKS
CARELESS SYSTEM
The brakeman may have been blame THE GRAND
TRUNKS CARELESS SYSTEM
But WHERE WAS THE BLOCK THAT WOULD HAVE HELD THE
SECOND TRAIN WAS CHANCE AND NO
POSSIBILITY OF THIS TRAGEDY9
MICHIGAN bartholomew Treaty. Detroit pneu
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-26

There Is a remedy for every evil
ALSO something just. ~ good"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-26

Two Grand Trunk passenger
trains collided between Durand and
Dufield.
It was a rear-end collision, one OF
the trains having been stopped fol
repairs to the engine and the other
crashing into the Pullman sleeper al
its rear.
Responsibility for the accident hal
not been fixed; that il, as between
the crews of the two trains.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-26

applied for municipal
during IN OF so cent In hve
applied
than double the highest
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-12-01

GrangevilIe, Idaho. Nov. as
". H. Rape, a farmer and stock
man Of the Tolo district. vas almosl
instantly killed near his home yes
terday afternoon by falling over a
precipice along the Salmon river
rimrock, while hunting for lost cat
tie. Mr.. Rape had been With a
neighbor, William Mack, from whom
he had separated but a few minutes
before the accident occurred.
Rape had dismounted and walked
around a promontory to get better
view Of a deep canyon, and o af-
ter Mack heardshim cry out my
God, I'm goneP'
Fastening to the place from
whence the cry came he sav Mr..
Rape rolling over and over down
the steep decIsvity at the bottom Of
the cliff, almost a quarter Of a mile
from the place from where be had
gone over.
By the time he had found a point
where he could descend into the can
yon and had reached his side Mr..
Rape vas dying, his head crushed
every bone in his body
broken.
Mack hurried to the nearest tele-
phone and called DR.. Campbell at
SrangeviIle and then summoned
Mr.. Rape vas born in Taylors-
lille, Ill, and was IS years Of age.
7e vas a resident Of the Dayton
Wash. region for a number Of
ears and came from there to can-
s prairie ia 1900. He Is survived
y four sons, George and Walter
ape, Who own large farms near
ne place where their father vas
George Rape Of Ahsahka
nd Edward Rape Of Tacoma. 1
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-12-01

Clair Lonax Of The Lomax & Felt
nescantiis establishment at Cotton
wood vas . Nespsrce visitor the
FIRST Of the week Mr.. Lomaz re-
ports business pretty good With his
hrn' and noted With pleasure the
extensive improvszenss going on in
this city, bis former home.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-12-01

Money to Loan on real estate.
Low rate Of interest with privilege
Of paying 500 or any multiple there
Of at any interest payment. Forpar-
tlculars write, phone or call on A.
G. Gross, Mohler, Idaho.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-12-01

When your feet are wet and cold, and
your body chilled through and through from
exposure, take a big dose Of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy, battle your feet in hot
water before going 70 bed, and you are al
most certain 70 ward offs severe cold. For
sale By all dealeu.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-12-01

The quicker a cold is gotten nd Of the
less the danger from pneumonia and other
serious diseases. Mr. b W. L Hall Of
Waverly, Va, says Il firmly believe Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy to be absolutely the
best preparation on the market for colds. j
have recommended il 10 my friends and
they all agree with me" For sale By all
dealers.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-12-01

When you have a cold get a bottle Of
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. Il will
soon fix you up al right and win ward Of
any tendency toward pneumonia. This
remedy contains no opium or other narcotic
and may be given az confidently 70 . baby
az 10 an adult Sold By all dealers
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-12-01

~ e1sl On Hasdrsd Des.n nsszle - ~
~ CHENEY . co. Isiads. o.
~ ne last 10 InanA and beI1fe Ain DaI4ftT aon~
eratie n az business uan1aettonG a1d 1nan1znF
o1I1 % carry on any eDIIIafi1r4 U4f4 ~ ~ NW.
WALDu0, Kf1HAH a MAhFfNs
Wn1IfsaIz UrsEk111 T111do. d
HaItE Ca11ff1 Ours b faken f11efnanf. al1fnQ
1ifecfly upon ne blood aud mueous elsfseM u ~
yllem Ie1tiuoniss as1l nNA Pres ~ e14H -
Tsfs ns1S Fsni1 Tas ~ eonsaisnnua
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-12-01

Everything in my entire stock now
on sale below cost. Come quick and
get your pick. Fine line Of plain
street hats at prices never heard Of
before in Nezperce.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-12-01

Miss Harrison, Who is staying at
the home Of her sister, Mrs. G. q.
Lewis sustained a dislocation Of her
right shoulder BY a fall last Thurs
day.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-12-01

Mrs. Schwabe of Montana, who is
whiting her daughter, Mrs. Krout,
in this city, has recovered from her
recent illness.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-12-01

For sale cheap-16O acres near
Nezperce well improved and a fine
home. It will pay you to look this
up at once If you want to buy.
Sanger, Real Estate.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-12-01
Western Hdw. and Implement Co.
NEzpERcE RocHDALE co.
The Farmer Institution

Our mission is to serve the busi-
ness interest Of all farmers. Make
your requirements known 10 It's BUSH
ness manager. E.. Nelson.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-12-01

Rev. Denton Of vas1on, Wash.
has been in Nezperce the past few
days arranging for the entertain.
ment and lecture at the Christian
church to-morrow night.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-12-01

Inc annual election Of road over
seeF' IN the various districts Of the
county viii occur next Monday, De-
cemoef 2. Reports indicate that
there viii be lively contests in many
Of the districts.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-12-01

300 acres in Big Bend country /; all
under cultivation 800 acres summer
fallowed ready to SOW. Good house ;
numerous outbuildings; plenty good
water. See W. ]. Ramey.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-12-01

There will be a jolly time for all
at the hard times ball at the opera
house Friday night, Dec. g. Keep
on your old clothes and 60.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-12-01

The recital ard lecture At the
Christian church tomorrow night.
Dec. ?. will be we'll worth attending.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-12-01
What You Want to Give for Christmas

It's a perplexing question sure. It's the hard problem of the year to
solve. So many to remember and of course you want appropriate
presents for all and at the least possible expense to you. Six months
back we anticipated this and got busy to bring before you the most
extensive showing of Holiday Goods ever displayed here and not a
one but what is marked at a price that is within your reach.
We want u to GALA or store See 1.-THE asohnrntg get our prices compare mw With III ohGs see who
shown for the last few seasons Yu know we clean up evys a@n on all lines ind more especially the
holiday lines Nothing from asst year ba snh seasons purchase and by far the largest and heaviest pr
ds vel have ever made md you know that means many times the assortment that you will lind displayed
anywhae else on tn CRANE ok NHpHU prairie
Don't delay your holiday Hadhga day. We have JUS got the line opend md rya Iarnsnb y selling
rom this stock Wehn yww We are there with heg goods so don't come in thu last momen and expect to see
a complete line as we are ghg to work hsh line ah was never worked before and that means later on that
you W m not Be able to get the assortment to sAH from as now lake your selection now and you do not
care to bother with tel Us put yw NAME on md ky it awy for YOU Weh have ample facilities for
taking care ct yn Holiday bwmen and wahM We need it, you odM
Wore Holiday talk As the. Ms draws loser Get Premium Tickets
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-12-01

Oliver typewriter for sale cheap
Call and examine.
M. D. DeMoude.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-12-01

List your land with Andy sselI-
mon.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1910-05-07

Continued on Page Fiye,)
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1910-05-07
OF WALES
NOW BECOMES
RULER
SUCCESSOR TO EDWARD is LESS
DEMOCRATIC THAN HIS RE
MARKABLE FATHER.

Goorpe Frederick Ernest Albert.
49,. .,.. 49,, i..a.,.as
p'''N' 49,
KING Is ihe second son 81 hlhg Ed
wafd ana ueen Alexandra lie "as
porn az hhfiporpnsh mousse June D.
1850 Il months after his older brother
th' late DUKE oi clarence. ne ana ms
brother entered the navy together a.
cadets ana ne spent l"" years Oh the
britannia lie then started on a tllree
years voyage around me "ofld on me
baeehailte.
IN 1917, Wheh ms pio'l'T pl'u' n'
became heir apparent anu look ms
seai III inc mousse 81 ''fhs as Duke
oi YORK
IN May lh'@' ms enRds'ihfht was
announced l" Princess victoria May
% Ieek ana thty were married JhIE
H. ls95 SIX chlilftli We're Dorm 10
heth' EDWARD AIbeit' Aibtft ffed-
efick, victoria Al"Nahdfh' Henry VII
nam George Edward ana Johh
Charles
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1910-05-07
The MAN

Who adverllscs m The Mis-
soulian Increases his business.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1910-05-07
KING EDWARD VII, OF ENGLAND, is SUMMONED BY DEATF
KING EDWARD VII.

lNtl lirru at Buck ugham palace. NoFtmhcr -
1869 Married to- Princess Alexandra, Morrh'l0
1>63--fook >cpt III house of lords.
IN9G-AppDntcd chancellor of University of Wales
i90l--Crowncl Edward VII. January II
1o10-Ditd May g.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1910-05-07

such proportions that more than one
ambassador had Ia wait over an hour
and a half before he could reach tho
desk
These visitors received no more in
formation than the whiting crowds out
side being simply shown the bulletins
posted for the public
Latest News.
Tile more intimate friends aud mem
bors Of the royal family were received
al the entrance To q wing of the palace
in which the kings apartments are To-
Gated, whore officials of the household
gave them the latest news from the
sick room Tie crowd outside was AN
ever changing one, the early arrivals
consisting Of artisans who stopped for
a brief moment on their way To worl,
10 question the waiting reporters ard
police
Later in the morning women of all
classes commenced To- flock through
Green ami st. james parks toward the
palace \ few carriages and automo-
biles drove up with diplomats and
other callers. who were soon followed
by the whole official and social world
Of London until the waiting row oi
vehicles stretched several blocks along
the street
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1910-05-07
A SUDDEN
BLOW
Subjects Barely Learn
of Serious Illness
Before He Dies.

After Being Very III for
Hardly More Than Three
Days, Caused by Pneumo-
mia Following an Attack Of
Bronchitis, Beloved Mon
arch Lays Down the Scepter
Of Earthly Kingdoms
Members Of Family Are at
Bedsidc---Gcorge Frederick
Earnest Albert, Prince Of
Wales, Becomes Ruler.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1910-05-07
REMARKABLE RULER
LOVED UNIVERSALLY

thcr below average stature. OF strong
ana heavy build his ruddy face be-
tokened good health and good spirits
up to "a short time ago.
lie wore his gray beard trimmed to
sharp point HIS thin circle Of gray
hair diminished until he was quite
bald Even in his latter days lie cont
f.iued ono of the best dressed men I'm
Europe and was regarded as model
for quiet refinement Of dress and
bearing
Reviyes Customs.
Al the state functions IN which hc
participated King Edward revived all
the pomp and circumstance Of med
iaeYal days. lie drove % Westminster
on the opening OF parliament IN one
Of the sunptuous royal coaches, at
tended lay heralds. outriders aud 4
vast retlnue. forming pageant Of
royal splendor. on the occasions the
king wore the full robes OF majesty.
Tactfuncss which h. possessed 70
marked degree was conspicuous
Characteristic If the late king at
though he Was always frank, loyal
and Wurmhearted Those Who assoc
clated with him have said he vas the
emphatically good folnw," simple
and courteous, but "A stiekler Tor the
Difference his rank required
He was born at Buckingham palace
in November, 1sii tine son Of Queen
Victoria and Prince Albert of SAKE
cohutg and Gotha Eduratcd by pri-
waite tutors on "a plan outlined by his
father, he later studied al Edinburgh.
oxford and Cambridge a long period
81 travel followed during which no
went over Europe and the east
Triumphant Tour
IN 1850 he made a triumphant tour
through the United States aud cam
ada. The prince was married March
49, 1863 II Princess Alexandra. old-
est daughter Of the Danish prince.
aha some months later became King
Christian TX. SIX children were born.
two OF whom-the Duke ~ Clarence
aud Prince Alexander died
The surviving children are George
Frederick, Priace of Wales, Duke OF
Cornwall ana York, who now be-
comes king Princess Louise. who WAS
married to the Duke Of Fife; Princess
Victoria Alexandra and Princess Maud
Charlotte who was married 10 Prince
Karl OF Denmark, nov king Haakoa
VII Of Norway
The king was Of the house of Ham
-------l--