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The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

The women of the fashionable
churches think gambling is all
right if it's object is to raise mon
e,y for the church. Look here,
you old dish-faced heifers, you
can raise money hat way, but the
devil is going to charge a big rent
for the use Of his tools, and don't
you forget it.
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

When you hear one of these lit
tie 1xO self-righteous snoligosters
cussing THE FooL-K1LLER. you
can Just remind the little spaniel
that it is generally the hit puppy
that bowls.
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

F.. If any of these tobacco-chewing,
ambear-squirting church members
ever get to heaven, the angels
will have an awful time cleaning
uD after them.
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

The woman who plays bridge
whist, and other so-called in
nocent games alta church social,
or elsewhere, is the nanny of
the boy who will some day stretch
hemp.
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

There is a man in Atlanta who
keeps 1000 gallons of joyful juice
in his closet for the benefit of
snake-bites and the like. Atlanta
must be an awful snakey place.
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

Humorists are the greatest
thieves in the world. ThAy slip
around and steal every one Of my
bright thoughts before | ever
think of them.
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

This talk about men springlng
from a monkey isn't so unreason-
able after all. I have known some
real nice women to spring from a
mouse.
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

The church has to take a back
seat when the theatre opens up,
and then when the prize-fight
comes to town the theatre is only
a side-show.
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

An old dram-drinking, tobacco
chewing hypocrite leading in
prayer at church always reminded
me of a chinch swimming in a tub
of cologne.
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

Thirty bankers in Leavenworth
Prison! My! that many bankers
ought to be able to start a First
National Bank in the old prison
and steal everything that's loose.
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

The Marquis Cusani-Confalio-
neri is to be the Italian Ambassa-
dor at Washington. He will not
wear his full name except in real
cold weather.
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01
Let Us Talk 1t
Over

Well, dear sinner friends, this is
The FOOL-KILLER.
How does it set on your stomach?.
If O. like it, you can get more at
headquarters.
THE FooL-KnLER is not oven a
for~ty-'leventh cousin to any other
paper on earth. |
It stands in a class by itself, n
it's field is as broad as the Enghsn !
language.
This paper wears no bell, muzzle'
collar nOr halter.
You can put thatdown to start With.
7 am the fellow who works at the
pump-handle on this pungent period
ical of thrilling thought.
T print only what I write; [ write
only what I think; and | think Wna0
I doggon please.
7 own this entire establishment,
and Rockefeller isn't rich enough TO
buy one share Of 1T.
Does that sound strange?
Well, bless your soul, I am a great
deal richer than Old John. "
7 w travelled any to speak OF,
but I have read q great deal, and V
thunk some.
T have also writ a few books which
7 know are great, because they don't
sell worth a cent.
Great books never do.
And then I started THE Fool:
KILLER, Just to quiet my nerves and
keep the old press from getting rusty
From the seclusion of these wooded
hills there will go forth each month
hot old bundle Of literary dynamite
that will shake the rotten foundatlon
of society and cause the Church Q
Mammon to at least turn over n IL
sleep.
THE FooL-KnLER will be a month
ly mustard-plaster for the blocd-eo1i
of Society, Church and State.
It will be salted with wit, peppere
with humor and seasoned with sal
casm.
Every line will cut like a whip an
every word will raise a blister
If YOU are a fool you had better NJ
subscribe for THE FOOL-KlLLEl
If O are wise you will. And SO tn;
settles it.
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

I have given away my socks and
sold my collar buttons, and now
who can deny that | am a real
editor?
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

The man who votes for prohibit
ton and then tanks up on mail
order booze, is about ten degrees
meaner than the devil.
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

How any decent woman can
have the stomach to kiss an old
nasty, sinking, tobacco-smeared
mouth is more than | could ever
understand.
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

Some people are SO everlasting
ly optimistic that they could eat a
full dinner of carrion and think it
was fried chicken.
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

The penitentiary is a mighty
popular resort for the millionaires
this winter. At least, | notice lots
of them are going there.
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

If you love your neighbour the
best way to prove it is to take his
subscription to The FooL-KILLER.
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

All men and women who sign a
petition to let that scallawag
Morse out Of the Atlanta Federal
Prison. deserve to be dressed in
zebra clotheS and put in there
with him.
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

There is a remedy for every
thing in the world except some Of
the remedies.
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

The ''lady' who loves to hug
and kiss a nasty poodle-dog is the
same ''lady' who thinks babies
are an awful bother.
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

Why in all creation don't you
subscribe for The FooL-K1LLER!
1t will be good for your soul.
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

The natural-born fool is to be
pitied-it's the self-made kind
that | despise.
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

The Booger-Man will get you
if you don't subscribe for The
FOOL-KILLER.
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

They tell me that when Charles
W. Morse was released from the
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

A deck of cards is nothing but
a bundle of admission tickets to
hell. /
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01
One year to your heart, rs Cents.
Cash in Advance.

Application will be made for entry
as second-class mail matter at the
postofice at Moravian Falls, N. @.
The fool-killer., 1910-02-01

Some fools are born that way,
and others are self-made.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23

progress was stopped with a score Of
IL to 10 in favor of the single men.
The glory of the Warsaw team was
not great however, for at the end Of
the thir7 inning they We're rather dis.
gusted and refused to play any more,
which left the game II to l in favor
of Big Woods.
A third telephone line from Oslo
will soon be put up. When it is ready
most of the farmers around here will
have a phone put in their houses.
Mr.. and Mrs. Floew are visiting
John Enden's. Mr.. Floew is a grad
uate of medical college and is
spending his vacation out here in the
country.
Mr.. and Mrs. M. NJ. Samson and Ma
BILE went to Grand Forks this week
on a visit. !
Mrs. Ole Imsdahl has gone to Bau-
dette on visit. TIA
The Norwegian school is in full pro-
gress. The attendance is relatively
large as there are children from other
districts attending. ..-
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23
RESOLUTIONS.

At a meeting of the Vega Young
Peoples society held June 10, 1910,
the following resolutions were
adopted:
Whereas: It has pleased Our
Heavenly Father to remove from us
Jour beloved member, Anna Caroline
Swanson.
Resolved: That we hereby express
our sense of Bereavement and grief
at the loss Of one of our earliest and
mosted talented members, one whom
we had known to be friend of every
individual; a young woman who by
her helpful, kindly nature and her
genial disposition and ready sympa-
thy has endeared herself to all who
knew her.
Resolved; That we extend to her
family our heartfelt sympathy in their
sad bereavement and direct that a
copy of these resolutions be sent to
the bereaved family and be printed in
the Warren Sheaf and be spread over
the minutes.
Chas. j. Anderson,
Mamie A, Johnson,
.,... E. Olof Bystrom.
Committee.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23
AWED THE STUDENTS.

Jean Richepin's First Lesson as an In
structor In Literature.l
At the age Of twenty-five Jean Richie
pin, the French poet and dramatic au-
thor, accepted place as instructor in
literature in a school which prepared
students for the military college of
st. Cyr. His employers warned him
that the future army officers took very
little interest in belles-lettres and that
their principal occupation in class was
raising chaos.
Richepin's first lesson began amid
q storm Of whistling and catcalls. But
the young instructors voice doomed
out above the uproar and imperiously
commanded silence. Gentlemen" he
said, Il am not here because l like it.
l am here for my living. Is any one
Of you going to stand in the way? If
there is, should be obliged If he win
tell me SO face to face on the Place du
Pantheon, where am ready to meet
him at any time. And inasmuch as we
are all Of US about the same age, you
understand, Of course, that the inter
view will be with bare fists
And, SO saying, young Richepin
brought his clinched hand down upon
the desk, and the desk broke In two,
and he and his pupils lived happily
ever afterward. Thus runs the official
legend. -Argonaut. III
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23
June % July Z.

F
Estate of Hans Tveten, Decedent.
s State of Minnesota, County of Mar
shall, In Probate Court. ~ "
In the Matter Of the Estate of Hans
Tveten, Decedent.
Letters of Administration with the
will annexed this day having been
granted to ]. c. Figenskau, of Oslo,
Minnesota.
G It is Ordered, That the time. within
which all creditors of the above
named decedent may present claims
against his estate in this Court, be,
and the same hereby is, limited to
three months from and after the date
hereof; and that Saturday, the IL day
of September, 1910, at ten o'clock A..
M, in the Probate Court Rooms in
the City Of Warren, in said county, be
and the same hereby is, fixed and ap-
pointed as the time and place for
hearing upon and the examination.
adjustment and allowance Of such
claims as shall be presented within
the time aforesaid.
Let notice hereof be given by the
publication 81 this order IN the war.
rem Sheaf, as provided by law.
NE Dated June 18th 1910.
PETER II. HOLM, ST.
lseaLl -. Judge Of Probate
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23
Of Veldt last week.

Landseekers by the carloads are
coming up this way every day in
hopes of finding piece of land that
they may call their own.
The auction sale at Sauve Berg
land on June 9TH, was we'll attended
and every thing was sold at good
price.
Andrew Morken is renting the Hog
stad farm this week.
Miss Annie Tweten returned a few
weeks ago from the Southeastern
part of the state, where she has been
speeding a few months.
Mss Cora Finberg, of Germantown,
is finishing up the six months term
of school in Dist. 81, which Miss
Utabjaa was unable to finish on &C.
count of sickness.
Mr.. Martin Sand left last week for
Thief River Falls with his little boy,
Harry, who is to undergo an opera
tion there for appedicitis.
The Grygla base ball nine will play
the North Star nine on the latter's
diamond next Sunday. A great game
is expected.
Mr.. A. LELAND is busy grubbing for
N. L. Nelson this week.
= Mr.. Henry Bekkerus spent a couple
of days with Mr.. Arthur Sheldren
this week.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23
= So = 4 - = 4 y =
BlGWooDs. =

't=.. !. =.
= - ~ = - = - : .
June 16.-Three pupils in district
60 were graduated from the eighth
grade the fourth inst. Mr.. Winter
quist gave the people a good talk on
education, and Supt. Mithun made a
number of useful and practical re-
marks which were also very peril
nent. The diplomas were then pre-
sented to the graduates, Carl G. Eek
man, Esther Pearson, land Carl Strand
berg, after which the people Joined in
congratulating them as well as their
teacher, Miss Esther Johnson.
Last Sunday We had two ball
games. The first between married and
single men, but before it was ended
q team from Warsaw in Dakota came
70 play the locals. and the game in
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23
SWEDISH MISSION CHURCH.
Rev. Kenneth A. Bercher

Friday the confirmation class will
have picnic at the farm Of Mr.. John
Peterson. The class is requested to
gather at M. L. Larson's store at lis
P. M. ..-.......r I'D. 49,.
Sunday the morning meeting and
the Sunday school will be postponed.
!. In the evening at 8 o'clock Rev.
iPetrus Johnson and Mr.. Anderson
from Fertile will preach. <' ~
y The Mission meeting at Vega will
be held at the farm of Aug. Westberg.
!, Meeting times will be as follows:
Saturday morning 1890, Sunday
morning 1890, in the afternoon at
O'Clock. The meetings will be held
in the Mission tent. All are welcome.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23
VALLEY.

- + 4 y y = = =
We are at present having verv hot
and dry weather, and the farmers
are all wishing for rain, as it. is now
getting too dry for the crops to grow
well.
Lars Walberg left for Reynolds. N.
D., a short time ago, after having
spent a few days here.
Andrew and Charlie Dahl have re-.
turned from Dakota, where they have
been working for some time.
Mr.. Edward Sheldren is up from
81 Paso, Wis, looking over the land
with the intention Of getting himself
a homestead. .. r. ~ -
Bert Drummer, who has been work
Ing at Grygla for few weeks, re.
turned to his claim yesterday. I,
Noldur Nelson is busy this week
turning sod for Knute Strand.
Mr.. Geo. sheldren fled on a piece
OF land in section IS and SO in town
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23
Correspondence
4 4 + y i ! x + i + II \ y 4
WEST OF STEPHEN FLASHES Il

WEST OF STEPHEN FLASHES #
- X + y + + + y y 4 = 4
Seeding is thing of the past.
Mrs. Frank Cormier spent last week
visiting Mrs. Maloney.
Mrs. Jas. Myers is in Stephen now,
nursing Mrs. Hurlbut.
Sunday school every Sunday at
2:30. Everybody welcome.
Frank o. Henlin has finished up
breaking with his gasoline engine and
has begun grading the roads with his
New Era grader.
Miss Mollie Whalen finished sue
cessful term of school at the Wagner
school last Friday.
F. c. Woods autoed out west of
Stephen Friday with load of pros
pective land buyers.
Rev. and Mrs. Moves were guests
OF Mr.. and Mrs Wise Sunday. Rev.
Noyes preached at the school house
in the evening. He will be here again
in two weeks.
Mr.. Maloney and Mr.. Henderson
are riding around in new buggies.
John Thompson is building a WOW
en- wire fence around his pasture.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23

1t pays. to buy good clothes; but be
sure that you get good clothes when
you pay a good price. If it is a Hart,
Schaffner & Marx suit, you have the
very best warranty in the world, that
it is the best in quality; style and
fit that your money can buy. Why
take chances on other makes? Sold
exclusively by the Peoples Store.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23
UNITED NORWEGIAN LUTH.
N. G. w, knudsen, Pastor.

N. G. w. knudsen. Pastor.
Services Sunday June Goth, at War
.ren at 1920 A. NJ. At Melo at $3.50
P. M. Confirmation class meets at
Warren Wednesday forenoon the 29th
Of June, and at Alvarado, Friday af-
iternoon at 2 o'clock.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23
NOTICE OF. BIDS
/ FOR ROAD CONSTRUCTION

Notice is hereby given that the City
Council Of the City Of Warren, will
receive bids to grade the road, run
ming south Of the city, as per plans
and pecifications on file with the
City Recorder. &. 55:.5
. Said bids will be received and open
ed on Saturday, June 18th, at 8 o'clock
p. M.
Dated June IA, 1910.
N w. POWELL,
City Recorder.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23
COOPERATIVE
CREAMERY ASSOCIATION,

Statement of the Farmers Co-opera-
tive Creamery Association of Viking,
for the month of May 1910. ....".
Viking, Mimi, June %, 1910.
Total cream received, 24,502 lbs.
Average test 27.97 . + s@.... I'M. r.
Butter fat, 67.29 = .# ...~..
Received from butter ship
ped ....'... $2,250. 63
Disbursement .............. $ 1913. 20
Paid patrons ........j....... 2,O17. 43
=,.. s2,25o. SO
Price paid 80 cents.
John Halvorson, Secretary.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23

FOR SALE. 1 corn planter with
check rover, riding cultivator, /
corn binder. All nearly new. If sold
at once will take $1S5. 90. See M. L.
Larson. .-.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23
NOTICE..

NOTICE.
On or about the first of May, 1909,
there came to my place in town of
Lincoln, sec "a, eight yearling calves.
Owner please call, pay charges and re-
move property. Mrs. M. Holmgren,
Strandquist, MINI.
Dated May 9Th, 1910 3tp.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23
KEEP YOUR EYE Open
ABOUT JULY lst.

and look over q car Of horses that /
will offer for sale at my barn at that
time right of the farm, all ready to
work; all sizes, some extra large
teams for heavy work, all guaranteed
to be good workers and will be sold
right Cash or good paper.
III 4. 31.. w. II. Dixon.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23
SWEDISH LUTHERAN.
E. O. Chelqren, Pastor.

Services will be held in the War.
rem church next Sunday at II A. M.
English services at P. NJ.
Sunday school will have picnic a
week from next Sunday, July 3rd at
the Borquist home north of the fair
grounds.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23

Besides the Douglas line of shoes
for men, we have recently added the
Rice & Hutchins line. There are some
very snappy models and good filters
and wearers. Look them over. The
Peoples Store.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23

Beautiful new models IN Shoes, or.
fords and Pumps, for women and for
misses Of the celebrated make ~ Of
selby & Go. Buy your footwear Of
the Peoples Store.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23
!. A SNAP!

A complete Advance Threshing Ma
chine for sale cheap if taken before
July LIST. Inquire of John Lindberg,
administrator of Fred Nelson's estate.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23
WANT
COLUMN
RATES:-One cent a word.
No ad less then 10 cents. Cash.

FOR SALE-Several good lots in
the city of Warren. John w. John
son.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23
The Churches.

METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH.
Rev. A. A. Myers, Pastor.
There will be services next Sunday
morning and evening with sermons
by the pastor. All are welcome.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23

The sheaf Want Columns bring re-
suits, try them.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23

Read the sheaf Want Column
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-06-23
.s2,26O.e3

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John Halvorson, Secretary.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-06-08
Albany News

We are having some real warm weather now which is very beneficial to crops. Corn Is looking well-it is rather small but has been well worked and bids fair to make a good crop with the proper seasons.
 Mrs. J. w. Duke, of Prescott visited Laneburg last week.
 Mrs. Prescott, of Washington, spent last week with her daughter, Mrs. J. E. Ghormley.
 Mrs. Ida Smith and Miss Gertrude Bolls of Prescott atteeded church at Bethel Sunday.
 Several persons from Sutton are at tending the institute at Prescott this week.
 MT. E. c. Bright is still confined to his room suffering from rheumatism.
 Miss Florence Daniels is attending the music normal at Prescott.
 Miss Hattie Morris, of Little Rock, is visiting her sister, Mrs. L.G. Sutton
 Mss Huddleston, of Nashville, is visiting relatives at Sutton. Several burglaries have been report. ed of fate in the Sutton neighborhood The only remedy we can give is "just hang lock on the chicken coop door.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-06-08
Estray Notice.

On the 24th day of May 1910, in township of Union n the county Of Nevada, the unGrrsign ed took up as an eStray a certain gray mare about 12 years old, weighing 660 pounds. Banded on right hip, wearing large bell with leather collar.
 Now if at the expiration of ten days from the date of this notice said animal has not been proven away, notice of the taking up of the same will be given to w. R. Dewoody a Justice of the Peace of said county, that the proceed = ings may be had according to law.(Sec. 1888 Kirby's Digest This 24th day of May 1910.
 P. C. Dewoody.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-06-08
A WOMAN'S GREAT IDEA

Is how to make herself attrrctive. But without health, it is hard for her to be lovely in face, form or temper. A weak, sickly woman Twill be nervous and irritable. Constipation and Kid ney poisons show in pimples, blotches, skin and a wretched complexion. But Electric Bitters always prove a god send to women who want health, beau
 ty and friends. They regulate Stom- ach, Liver and Kidneys, purify the blood; give strong nerves, bright eyes pure breath, smooth, velvety skin, lovely complexion, good health. Try them 50e at Hesterly Drug Store.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-06-08
MARVELLOUS DISCOVERIES

mark the wonderful progress of age. Air flights on heavy machines, tele- grams without wires, terrible war in- Ventlons to kill men, and that wonder ot wonders, Dr. Kings New Discovery to save lives when threatened by coughs, colds; lagrippe, asthma croup, bronchitis, hemmorages, hay fever snd whooping cough or lung trouble. For all bronchial affections it has no equal. It relieves instantly. It's the surest cnre. James M. Black of Ashville, N. C., R. R, No. 1. writes it cured him of an obstinate cough after all other re medies had failed. 5Oc. and $l.O0 A trial bottle free. Guaranteed by Hes terly Drug Store.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-06-08
ROADIPETITION

To the Honorable County Court of Ne vada County:
 We the undersigned petitioners and householders, ask said court to grant us public road, commencing at Mt. Olive church, and running west along said section line or near as view CTS may designate to N. D. Buffers residence thence in a northwest dir ection to intersect the Washington road, better known as the Military Road. k. c. haltom,
 Leander Atkins
 and others.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-02-02
Ra,ine,s Cha,.e

The undersigned herweith announces
to its patrons and public, that it's
stock of furniture will be removed
during this week to the new John
Saggau building. will carry at
this splendid location complete line
of up-to- date furniture from the
cheapest to the very best hand made
at moderate prices. In connection
with furniture l will do repairing
picture framing etc. Can either be
left here or at my factory and guar
antee first class workmanship and
promptness. Furthermore will take
orders for wall paper. Have over
500 patterns ia stock to select from.
Come in and see it. Anyone who is
looking for bargains in furniture
should not fail to call ON John Fastje.
the cabinet maker. who has 80 years
Of experience in this line. Herewith
extend 40 invitation to visit me 1t
my new location.
JOHN FASTJE,
81 Builder and Cabinet Maker.
Premiums the same % in January,