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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09
In the Police Court.

From the Montgomery Advertiser.
Was your wife struck speeches. p
Sure not. your honor; it was only
while she was speakin' that struck her. 20
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

The editor OF a Havana paper that
was intended to be funny was shot and
killed just as he brought out his first
issue. Humor is at a discount in Havana.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

Oh, yes; the new football rules are evil
IDENTITY a great success. One set OF ribs
and a collar5one smashed already. 'Rah!
'Rahi 'Rah,
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

A New Jersey justice rules that 10
procure a marriage license a man must
be sober anG in his right senses" "
That viii bar a good many Of them, any
way.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

A man tried TO commit suicide by shoot
ing himself through the head. The bullet
fell hattened to the ground. On. yes; il
was a Chicago man.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

Fashions decree says that the hobbIe
skirt will die a natural death. but a worse
fate than that awaits some Of its wearers.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

Governors Of States have pardoned con-
victs because they wrote poetry. 1t re-
NAMED for President Taft TO pardon a
counterfeiter for having written a trea-
tise on 'Isomeric theoretical organic
chemistry
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

The Treasury Department says it is
going to stop coming gold. So far as
we have been able to note, this sort Of
coinage has been stopped long time
now.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

What is the use Of breaking the bank
at Monte Carlo if you nave TO come home
in the steerage anyhow.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09
A Rasebnn senator

From the New York World.
Why should not the baseball interests have Sen
ator from California; Steel mas several Senatorial
votes lead has Gusgsnheim. coal has EIkins. wool
has Lodge. paper has Crane and rubber has AID
rich. And there is no tariff on baseball PLAYERS.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09
All She Could Say.

And what did she say when you told
her that you loved her with a love as
deathless as the stars?"
she said Gee" ."
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

One cannot help wondering whether the
associate editor Of the Outlook will have
20 turn in an expense account
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09
Word Of announcement.

From The Houston Pest
What would you DO II I We're 10 start
to kiss you: would you Try 10 get away?''
"I certainly would"
Then -'
But you can see IN wearing hob
bic skirt"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

Says the Cleveland Leader: The
Maine man who was bitten by a dogfsh
has nothing on the Alabama man who
was scratched by a catfish" Nor any,
thing on the Florida negro who was
drowned by a backfsh. nor the Los
Angeles carpenter who was killed by
sawfsh
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

The Hon. Tom Watson says he wants
TO bury the Ratchet. We are agreeable,
providing he does not bury II in the wrong
skull
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

The politicians are not half as inter-
ested in raising the Maine as they are
in keeping the party ship afioat.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

When the New York World wrote New
euss words are wanted" we hope it did
not have the colonel IN mind
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

From the Kansas City Star
Collector Loeb appears to be justified in the prose
cution Of numerous women for smuggling. The
women must be taught that it Is necessary 20 take
out New Jersey charter before being privileged to
cheat Uncle sam
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

II We We're going to ask impertinent
questions Of the colonel. we would call
him up on the long distance.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

Mrs. August Belmont is contemplating
a return to the stage. We do not blame
her New York society must be pretty
tame to Merely Mary Ann"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09
The CoIoneI,s Modestr.
The Worm VIII Turn


From the Kansas City Star.
The public schools viii cDcn in two weeks. owing
TO the fact that the pupils denied the privilege
Of a referendum vote.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

One Of the frst rules adopted by the
Aero Club of America is Members
must not be careless in descending.
Not II they can help It.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

This is the season when you guess
whether 1t is a mushroom or a toadstool.
II you guess wrong, your heirs are the
gamers.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

In Pittsburg a policeman shot a little
boy who was shooting craps on the
streets. They are always careful 20 make
the punishment III the crime-in Pitts
burg.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

'Tce-man fined for selling short-welght
ice" 1t is little late in the season, but
let the good work go on.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

A Cleveland justice declares that pick
ing pockets is not robbery. He is evil
IDENTIFY a bachelor.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

DR.. Parkhurst declares that silence
is a life preserver." If the doctor should
ever fan overheard he would be in
bad way.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

A tenth Of the entire Indian population
is now at school That Is right; we are
glad to see the Indians get something for
their money.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

The Koreans are almost as quiet over
annexation as Brooklyn was.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

The worst has fallen The New York
Evening Post compares Roosevelt with
SavonarOla
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09
CHAT OF THE FORUM.
An InfaIIibIe sign.

An InfuIlibIe Sign.
From the Chicago Record Herald
Fall is here. a Pennsylvania boy has been badly
injured in practice game Of football.
The COIOnePS MOdesty.
From the Springfield Republican.
I'VE cannot afford TO he without the great lead.
ers. added the colonel What. are there twoY
The Worm VIII Turn.
From the Chicago Journal
NJ. Roosevelt viii now give an imitation OF a
about the size Of boa constructor in the act
o turning
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-09-09

Judge Samuel NJ Hench, Of Fort
Wayne, who has been in Washington for
few days on legal business, stopping
at the National, left for his home last
evening He is well known here. having
been IN the government service under
CIeveIand's administrator.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1910-04-14

SALE OF TIMBER. Ketchikan. Alaska. April 9, 1910. Sealed bids marked outside Bid Timber Sale Ap- plication. April 9, 1910, Tongass," and addressed to the Forest Supervisor, Ketchikan. Alaska. will be received up to and including the lGth day of May, 1910, for all or any part of the live tim ber marked or otherwise designated for cutting by the Forest officer, and available for steam logging on an ap- proximate area of 45 acres situated on the east and west shores of Kadakes Bay. Kuiu Island, and within the Ton gass National Forest. Alaska, estimat- ed to be 800, ,00O feet B. AI. of green spruce saw timber. more or less. No bid of less than one (S1.00) dollar per thousand feet B. NJ. will be considered. and a deposit of $l00.00 must be sent to W. A. Langille, Special Fiscal Agent. Forest Service. ketchikan, Alaska. fer each bid submitted to the Supervisor. Timber upon valid claims is exempted from sale. The right to reject any and all bi1s is reserved. For further information and rcgula- tions governing sales, address the Fo"- est Supervisor, ketchikdn, Alaska.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1910-04-14
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

In the United States Commissioner s Court. Wrangell Precinct, First Div ision, District of Alaska.
 IN PROBATE
 In the matter of the estate of Samuel Mateson, deceased.
 NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN That I. Roy L. Cole, of the town of Wrangell, District of Alaska, have been duly appointed Special Admins trator of the above named estate of Samuel Mateson, deceased. that letters of administration were granted to me on the 9th day of April, A. D., 1910. All persons having claims against said Estate afe required to present the same to me at Wrsneell Alaska, or to the |. S. Commissi6nef for the. Wran- gefI Precinct, District of Alaska, with proper vouchers herewith. within six months from the date of this notice. Dted at Wrange1l, Alaska, this 7th day of April, A. D. lgl0Y
 .t. R6v' L COLE,
 Speeiaal AdininistratS5ff of the above 5-5' fiSmed estate.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1910-04-14

Cordovans are planning to burn wood to head off the coal combine.
 Bishop Rowe claims to have mushed 22, 100 miles over Alaska tundras last year and that's going some.
 It is estimated that the Iditarod will have a population of 10, GOO by fall.
 Steamship men state that freight rates to Southeastern Alaska are fixed for the season. Herman Tolstoi, a resident of Cordova paid S1o. 50 into court for refusing to answer the questions of the census enumerator.
 Leroy Tozier, of Fairbanks, has boom on for Wickersham's job. It is reported that he will seek the Republican domination.
 Clark Davis, of the Alaska Pet roleum and Coal company, tells the people of Cordova that his com pany will have coal on the market by fall'
 The Japanese sealing schooners Saikai Maru and kinzie Maru, for feited to the U. s. government for poaching, will be sold at Unalaska on April 22.
 Rev. Axel,E. karison, Swedish missionary stationed at Unataska, and postmaster at that place, died at St. Michael on January E, of appendicitis.
 Nels Adams and Scotty Curtan, keepers of the Eldred Rock light house in Lynn canal, were drown ed last week by the capsizihg of a roWboat.
 Census entnerator Snow has just completed his work in the Idi- tarod country and gives the poPu- lation Of the various camps as fol- flows: Idllarod, 1,2oo; Innoko, 500; Diskakeet, 50, Tocotna, 800. The 10th United States infantry has received orders to relieve the 22nd infantry now stationed at tie Alaskan posts. The order makes the change effective June IS. The 22nd infantry will be sent to d Tex as post.
 One l<atalla company purpo5es to place the burden of proving t. tie to the coal lands on the govern mentg It has complied with the law, received it's final receipts and assumes that it holds title to the claims filed upon and intends to go ahead and mine the coal.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1910-04-14

\ reputable citizen had left four umbrellas 10 be repaired. At noon he had luncheon in a restaurant, and as he was departing absent mindedly started 10 take ar um- umbrella from a hook near his hat. ''That's mine, sir" said a wo- man at the next table.
 He apologized and went out. When he was going home iii a street car with his four repaired umbrellas, the woman he had seen in the restaurant got in. She glanced from him to his umbrellas and said:
 "I see you had a good day
The Wrangell sentinel., 1910-04-14
Simply Smiles


 The little daughter of clergy man stubbed her toe and said 'Darn!"
 "Ill give you ten cents,' said her father, ''if you'll never say that word again"
 A few days afterward ske. came to him and said:
 Papa, I've got a word worth half a dollar"
The Wrangell sentinel., 1910-04-14
HAPPENINGS of INTEREST
 IN THE BUSY NORTH

o. G. Labaree, president of the Alaska Northern Railway, an nounced recently that, beginning May I, his company would give a daily train service between Seward and Kern creek, a distance of 7I miles. The trains will connect with boats for points on Cook inlet and on tie Susitna river.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18
COMMON COUNCIL

The Common Council met in adj
ionrned session at the city hall We'd
nesday evening Mayor Chas. b. Perry
presiding. Present. Aldermen De
Swarte, Price, Braun, CLAUS, Fido and
Prudish
The minutes Of the last meeting
were read and approved.
communication from George p.
Bower requesting the laying of water
mains on Third Avenue north of
Washington Avenue was presented
and referred to Board of Public Works
Petitions were presented asking for
the establishing of a grade and for
sewer mains on Vine Street, for sewer
and water on Blanchard Street, for
water. sewer and street improvement
on Second Avenue. north of Center
Street all of which were referred to
the officers performing duties of Board
of Public Works.
The resignation of G. w. Williams
presented and accepted.
The Mayor nominated Chas. T.
Chandler TIC fiji the vacancy caused by
the resignation of Mr.. Williams for
the remainder of the unexpired term
and the nomination was unanimously
confirmed.
. Acc AS1 I, Il.
the city bills for February with rec
concentration for allowance and the
bills were allowed as recommended
The Board of Public Works reported
back the matters of grades on 54th
Street and Smith Avenue with ordi-
nances, which were adopted
a resolution authorizing the Board
of Public Works TO solicit proposals
for the purchase of a heavy dump
wagon for city use. Referred to fin
ance committee.
A resolution was introduced pro-
vidjng for the employ of engineer to
assist in establishing grades. Re
ferrsd to the finance committee.
A resolution providing for culvert
on Grand Avenue was introduced and
referred to finance committee.
Three separate ordinances were in
troduced providing for the issue of
bonds for S25.O00 for street work.
5000 for sewer and 5000 for water
purposes,
The ordinances were read and re-
ferred to the finance committee aud
TO the city clerk to publish as pro-
posed ordinces.
The finance committee reported bacl,
the resolutions authorizing the Boaad
Of Public Works to solicit bids for
dump wagon, for the employ of an en-
queer TO assist in preparing grade
o'linances and for culvert on Grand
A }euue with recommendation for pass
age and each resolution was adopted.
The Mayor designated Aid Price as
Il member of the finance committee In
place of Williams resigned.
Adjourned.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18
JAMES TWiNEAI

James Twinem died ut his home on
Ladington Avenue, this city, Tuesday
morning, March Is, at the age of -
years.
The deceased was well and favorablv
known by practically all the people of
the city and town.
lie is survived ny his wife and
one sister The funeral was held
Thursday, March II, at o'clock p. NJ.
from the residence Iutermemt being
in Wauwatosa cemetery.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18
LIGHT GUARD

The company met and had the regu-
lar drill in charge of the Captain and
first Lieutenant
AT the business meeting the resigna-
ton of Lieut.. Pilgrim was read and
accepted. Pilgrim has been member
OF the company for ten years aud was
one of the best soldiers the company
has ever had. Ills resignation is deep.
ly felt not only for his standing as an
officer, tut also in athletics. 1t is hop.
ed that he win be with us again in the
near future.
The play committee met and mum
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18

FOR SALE-Seed oats. The stock
grown from Cartons Regenerated
Swedish oats. Inquire or teIephoneO
j. Swan & Son, Haven Green Farm,
Wauwatosa. Wis. 3w3
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18

Der Of plays read over "rhe Private
Secretary a comedy ii four acls, was
chosen. This comedy Is said 10 be fun
nier than Charleys Aunt. The charae-
tiers win be chosen Immediately and
rehearsal started next week. There
are nine male characters and four
emale.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18

FOR SALE CHEAP Seven room
house and bath, lot G0x12O. Good two
story barn. Enquire of VIM, Lettow
396 Sixth Avenue.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18

LOST-Large cameo ring, between
Lefeber Bros. store and Wells Street
ear line. Ring was lost on February :
Finder please notify this office Re-
ward
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18

FOR SALE Household furniture,
pictures, lawn mower. etc. Enquire Of
Mrs. II d. Colby 76 Warren Avenue.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18

For sale White Rock eggs for hatch
ing from an extra fine strain. 81 for
IA. Telephone Wauwatosa AS
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18

WANTED TO BUY-Second hand
cook stove or range. If you have one
for sale, call at this office
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18

George w. Baltes, announces himself
as candidate for constable in the city
of Wauwatosa. lie is our present
marshal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18

FOUND-Gold watch Owner can
have same by calling at PA Fourth
Avenue, Wauwatosa
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18

Edward F. Geske, Blue Mound Road,
wishes to announce that lie is a. candi-
date on the Republican ticket for as
SCISSOR, Town of Wauwatosa. Caucus
March Is.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18

LOST-1906 class pin Wauwatosa
High School. c. IL. II. on back. Please
leave at this Office
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18

Jos. NJ. Guentner has announced
himself as candidate on the Republi-
can ticket as Chairman Of the Town %
Wauwatosa. Caucus March is.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18

Otto Barnekow, son of Frank NJ
Barnekow, wishes to announce that he
is candidate on the Republican ticket
for assessor. Town of Wauwatosa.
Caucus March IS.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18

There viii good game at the ar
mory this Saturday evening The
TuNcaroraS will play, y long dance
will follow.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18

Frank Il. Gruher, Blue Mound Road
announces himself candidate for
Justice of the Peace. Mr.. Gruber is
we'll and favorably known by large
number of people in the town of Wau-
watosa. He is printer by profession
and has been up to a short time ago an
employee of the Evening Wisconsin, lie
is honest and upright in all his deal
ings.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18

V. w. Price announces that he is a
candidate for Alderman in the Second
Ward to succeed himself.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18
NAUWAT0SANEWS

OFFICIAL. PAPER OF The CITY.
Published at Wauwatosa. Wisconsin, every
Fsid0y by john X. Benoy.
Sent 10 any address in the United States for
sl.0u year.
Entered ct the Wauwatosa postoffce as
second class matter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18

Mr.. Geo. F. Stroebel, Hawley Road
and Watkins Avenue. is IA candidate
on the Republican ticket for Supervisor
Mr.. Stroebel is a good business man
and is spoken of very highly by all
who know him. He has always been "a
Republican.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18

Henry Michel announces himself a
candi. ate for constablea at the coming
spring election.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18

Fred Fido. the present alderman of
the Fourth Ward, announces himself
a candidate for reelection, city of
Wauwatosa.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18

J. II NoelkeI has announced him
self q candidate for alderman in the
Fourth Ward.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-18

Perry Morton & kruesing.
ATTORNEYS 2W6
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-03-06

| its conquest by Pizarro. some features
| Of its present condition and the mis-
sionary outlook. Mrs. It. III. Anderson
| gave most interesting talk on
| Bolivia" speaking from personal OK
| perience and observation, she spent
! SON. who was formerly minister to that
country. She spoke of an interesting
incident connected with her visit to
Lima, where she went to the cathedral.
built upon the site OF one founded by
Pizarro at the time of the conquest.
and where she saw the mummy of the
conqueror.
Mrs. s. ID. La Fetra read written pa
per on Chile. 1t was of interest from a
cipally of the successful work at Santi-
ago established and carried on for many
years by DR.. and Mrs. Ira La Fetra. re-
sulting in the founding OF school of high
order which today is exerting a wide in
f1uence in the education and uplift of that
people.
Miss Emma Tilton spoke of the efficient
service of the colporters In spreading the
gospel. by the reading of which many
have been converted.
Mrs. Lydia III. Tilton in very peril
nent and conclusive manner answered tho
question. What has Romanism done for
South American"
At the roll cali current events and
items of Interest were given by Mrs. \.
b. Duvall. Mrs. V. r. Edwards and Mrs
William T. Dewhirst and the neetin.
was closed by earnest appeal from
Mrs Hathaway, superintendent of Easter
offerings, suggesting that the missionary
interest and zeal manifested should he
contaminated by generous offering to
the cause.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-03-06
metropolitan Presbyterian Mission
Work.

The Womans Missionary Society of the
Metropolitan Presbyterian Church held II 8
annual meeting Wednesday. At the morn
Ing session annual reports were read
showing an increase in receipts over the
last year and large gain In member
SHIP The following officers were elected
Tor the ensuing year: For the Homo So
ciety: Mrs. II. F. Dodge, president; Mrs.
b. +. Guy and Mrs. s. T. Van Doren.
Vice presidents: Mrs. Burr Williams. re.
cording secretary; Mrs. Ella NJ Church.
corresponding secretary; Miss Spaulding.
secretary of literature. and Mrs Walter
c. Taber. treasurer For the Foreign So
ciety: Mrs. George p. Conway, president,
Mrs. Paul Hickok and Mrs. n NJ Brooks.
vice presidents: Mrs. William X. Spiman.
recording secretary; Mrs. Lizzie Bradley,
corresponding secretary. Mrs. John Is.
Davis, secretary of literature and Mrst
II. n Simpson. treasurer. For both So
cieties Mrs. i'll. FL. Thompson was elected
secretary OF temperance Mrs. Il. S. Luck
EFT secretary for young peoples work
and Mrs. BERTHE Geneste pianist Lunch
was served. Many interesting letters were
read from missionaries and items given in
response to roll call.
AT the afternoon session a sketch of
the life and labors among the Cherokee
Indians of DR.. and Mrs. Butler, written
Butler. was read by Mrs. Arnold. An
nouncement was made that the first
meeting of the mission study class for
The Gospel in Latin Lands" will be held
at the church Friday at 1890 am. Ie
Will be led by Mrs. George Troutman.