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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-11
FLATS FOR RENT,

Fer Annum.
eoe w. Main ST.. 7 rooms. LIST
fiat. heated NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 45O 90
sos w. Main ST.. rooms, first
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906 w. Main ST., second fiat,
rooms, heat included. 10000. 400 W
rooms, heated d.. eo .......... $50 90
Bellevue Apartment. No. ].
rooms ............. - 80. $50 90
nat aA 81 fooS - 27o 90
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ssl5 j. Grace St.. frst nat. :
s es0 " Main St, third nat =
rooms -. 49, 49, 200 90
rooms ........ -. so.a 49, 200 30
nat ~ ' ....... ~. 1870 90
ond fiat. $50 90
1902 W Broad ST., rooms, sec.
ond fiat. $50 90
GREEN & Reid,
ala East Main Street,
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11
LITTLE Boobies PA
by WILLIAM +. KIRK, I'm the New Y ork American.

Owl won in the thirty-third round. Pa
sed.
Ma began TO look at Pa kind OF
funny. II seems TO me, Ma sed, that
you are very full OF pepper this A. M.
Doant you think II you went out 4
moved the lawn that you mite work
OF littel Of yure animal spirits!
Moving a lawn Is no work for a
hero, sed Pa. Anybody can NOW a
lawn. l am above the sordid things
of life. am a dreemer.
l shud say you are, sed Ma. You
are the best littel dreemeT In the fam.
lily. | suppoas you dreemed that you
tellefoned me from the offls at six
o'clock last mite & sed you wud be
hoam at seven. ! suppoas you dreem
ed that II was one o'clock in the morn
ing wen you got hoam. Yes, sed ia
II was one o'clock, doant try to contra
dick me, & and II you dare TO tell me
that the clock wasent right, l may
dreem that I threw the clock at yure
he'd, Dreems is sumtimes dangerous
sed Ma.
& speaking Of referees. sed Ma, the
next time you show up at one o'clock
In the morning the way you CAIN In
last Mite, you & me may need ref
cree.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11
Mineral Mater, panasrous.

Mineral waters, in George Mere
dith's opinion, were clas5ed among
drinks TO be avoided. Mr.. Henry Muir
ray relates that when he was dining
with the novelist at Box Hill one OF
the guests declined to drink anything
but soda water. Meredith endeavored
to persuade him TO try something
more celebrating, and told him the
sad fate of student friend OF his at
Dusseldorf, who persisted owing TO his
unbridled thirst for mineral waters.
On his deathbed he begged that an
autopsy might be performed on him
by his friend Meredith. This uns
dertook to do, and when made the
first incision the glitter OF the stalact-
tiles in the poor fellows gastric cav
ity positively blinded me. I had to
wear blue glasses for months after
ward."-London Chronicle.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11
WHAT'S an looks, anyYayg

What's In looks, anyway?
Did You ever figure out what por-
ton OF your life was devoted TO at.
tention TO your looks? Keep track of
the minutes. some day, and multiply
those minutes by 365, and maybe the
result Will surprise, II not shock you.
Maybe you're putting In too much
time on the lay OF your necktie, the
smoothness OF your hirsute and the
crease or your pantaloons.
This Is not saying that all time Civ
en- To looks" Is clear waste. The
fellow who looks clean and careful OF
himself has an advantage over the
SLOUGH, In church, business place, pub,
lie gathering. or even saloon for that
matter Maybe Il shouldn't be so, but
II Is fact that all OF us are inclined
TO give preference at first view TO the
fellow who Is we'll Sempt.
But. Il is also fact. that the great
est brutes among men. are always
good lockers" Good looks Is one OF
their prime advantages In their ras-
cality. Indeed. while unaleanlmess is
a positive sin and slouchiness sign
Of physical and mental anemia In
these times. or are SO considered.
looks" Is. after all. pretty much a
disguise and very frequently decep-
ton.
For instance, take glance at the
picture given herewith. There's nice
berkshire layout. isn't It? Note the
beautiful lay of the hair and the time
that must have been taken to get
that mustach Just right. And that
smile. and the general effort TO look
nice! Makes you want TO knead up a
lot OF bread dough and have fun jab-
bling your thumb into Il, doesn't Ii.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11

/ had a funny dreem last mite. sed
Pa. | dreemed that was going TO be
the referee OF the big fife between Mis-
ter Jeffries and Mister Johnson. You
doant say so, sed Ma. Yes. sir, sed
Pa, that Is what dreemed. | dreemed
that II was all fixed up between Mister
Johnson and Mister Jeffries,
Well. sed Ma, | am certingly glad
you woke up, & guess that Mister
Jeffries and Mister Johnson is glad
you woke up, too. I wish, sed Ma, while
yeu are about IT, you wud dream that
you bought rue cuppel OF Summer
frocks.
| will dreem that later In the week.
sed Pa. For the present, must tell
you moar about the dreem had last
mite. IL seemed. II this dreem,
thai I was approached by Mister
Jeffries q gent named Berger,
& II seemed that both Of them patted
me on the shoulder q sed Old Sport,
we are In a terribul pickle. Johnson
doesn't like the referee that we like, Il
we doant like the referee that he likes,
so after a CRATE deal OF deep thought.
we have decided to pick you. AT first
VIC were going to git Mister Rusevelt,
but he is near-sighted. a he Is not so
yung as he used to be before he reech-
ed his present age. You are the only
logical candidate thay told me.
Well. sed- Ma, did you accept? Ger.
'tinly accepted. sed Pa. l felt that II
was my duty TO accept. i called the
two principals into my offs, Pa sed,
I'm nv dream, & sed TO them Now see
.hefe. this fife has got to be on the up
a up. The first sine OF crookedness
that see, will throw you both out
OF the ring. after giving you both the
beeting Of yure lives.
After you sed that, sed Ma. did you
dreem that thay turned pale?
sed Pa. Johnson cuddent, but
dreemed that ne began for to trem
bel. doant blame him, do you?
You make me laff, sed Ma. You are
funny enuff wen you are awake. good
ness knows, but wen you start dreem.
ing you are the queerest dreemer oil
them all.
Oh, doant know, sed Pa. I have
been a referee good many times In
my day. One OF The gratest fites witch
ever refereed was the time the Ida
no Injun fought the Irish Owl Thay
fought In the dark. sed Pa, In a cellar
full of water. Thay used big sponges
for boxing gloves. Thirty.three rounds
that fife lasted. sed Pa & l am sure
that ! newer shall forget II. had to
come up every onst in while to talk
the air. but both men sed after the
Ate that was the best deep sea ref
cree thay had ever met TneIr
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11

In China II Is a common sight TO
see wealthy Chinese wearing two
or more watches, with a pair OF eye.
glasses on his nose and another dang
ling from a button. The Chinese are
very fond of mechanical and scien-
tlic instruments, such as clocks, tele-
scopes and field glasses.
The women who weave Panama
hats work from IL 10 10 hours per
day. seven days week, for a month.
10 finish a single hat, and they re.
ceive for their months work from SIS
to So The hats are so named because
they are sent to Panama for export.
hut they are made in Honduras and
Colombia, Consul MacClintock OF
Puerto Cortes, Honduras. reports.
The hats woven from the fiber or
wild plant called junco pronounced
bunco). Little sprouts growing
around the base OF the plant are cut
OF. peeled OF the outer casing aud
split with sharp bone knives into hne
strips. then hung In the sun to dry.
When the strips have shriveled Ike
strings they ore bleached In sulphur
fume smoke boxes. The strips are
then woveii. the women keeping them
wet with water as they work.
The Increasing use OF automobiles
is havinsHse result OF clearing the
jungles about Singapore and In the
Malay East. The high price Of rubber
is working the miracle. The cleared
forests are being converted into rub
Der plantations. The sultan OF Johore,
with thousands OF acres OF rubber
trees. is rapidly becoming pluto
Icrat.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11
Wednesday. May IL.
1910
A FEW WORDS ABOUT LOOKS"

You'd say that that face belonged
10 mollycoddle. a sissy. fellow who
didn't know enough to so I'm when II
rained. wouldn't you? Well. II belongs
TO a police officer who Is distinguish
ed for bravery. who looks so much
like the president OF the United States
that MIR. Taft issued special invita-
ton for him 20 dine with the presi.
dental party, and the officer had she
good sense To decline 10 make a show
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11

of himself even for the president o.
the United States.
Yes. there's whole lot in looks
whole lot both ways. They're
foolin'. as the farmer would say, Look
your best and,this sophisticated world
will say that you look all right, but
perhaps are looking little better
than you really are, and the final
Judgment Will be upon your deeds.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11
From Another Point of View

Welcome to the engineers And YOU
scattering II VIII was vern
Woopng Cough has proved fatal Why didn't
The man who writes the Nick Carter"
which fact several Bacliand
ably have 70 unfathomed. - =
Just how is fellow expected when
thinks
he tive is alive?
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11

Turkish women are getting very
fond OF American shoes. They adapt
wearing outdoor shoes In the living
compartments In a curious way, re-
ports q United States consul to the
state department at Washington.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11

% through rain and under the hot and over burning onder
paths only Gaynor but to every other living
man. and TO every and child in the country
message delivered interview with New
York newspaper:
I'VE ARE FORGETTING HOW TO WALK IN THESE DAYS OF
AUTOMOBILE AND THE TROLLEY CAR"
the business of the United States suffer from
troubhear lungs kidneys liver stomachnd
sometimes from all of them.
This applies lawyers cgymen bankers merchants to
the sengraphes in lawyers Offices to the Offices
brokers' and the of merchants
And it applies mothers daughters and sisters Of all of
them.
Weson message they much indoors and do
not get enough
Here it is fully given words who is 70
old physically having walked $500 miles in " days
=. s.s q. not .,. s sss:. tx. s:a,:' %
him place . place He
strength tree !"
eth, -. :s... health .. ss . .s
becomes. instead Of
destroy tn. physical! And
lazy ., ss youth encourages .s
that the easily knock
the s.Sdl.. Of
depend. for l's the
hay: @ . '' ns ' s. '' s. s"s
& s' sss i &. s ''
sS sSs 10 CT este With GOES aas."
y s h..s y y. 9 su s"S s. sluggish yas sIs ~
Leave s an" the osy ears an p S S s,s on the rain
to JUS,
unavoidable evil which must
whenever Stop thinking about ouevesand waikiki
his advice people declining physically Weston only adds
Detroit this beautiful time Of the
This rchybessed city inviting her people outodoo again. to
green grass parks fresh the and the health
all the beauties the hand Of
has added with a here and there
deny almost Of in
gratitude a kind Providence.
westons message PARTICULARLY TO DETRoITERs for
where genuine people 60 afoot
city United affords like of breathing
space with air breathe upbudng lungs
strengthening the health bodies general
Read say again walk Walk in Detroi
Particularly the message brought with him. WOMEN
particularly again of DETROIT for
pleasure for them walking Detroit
says average would walk 10 miles day-(he
notices getting fat and pudgf the
would walk 10 miles she couldn't lose her matter what her
Indulgence in rich foods wine
TO be style just keep thin slender which
Weston says proper diet
Bu walking isn't for the body Weston concluding
his message Its the brain you sorrow walk
off, you off, good appetite
sleep perfect cOmpure blessings
solved many problems"
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11
Attractive Dress.

When ! first met my wife II was at
a ball, and something about her cos
tune drew me right to her"
What was that?"
The train OF her dress. had step
ped 10n It."
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11
TWO MINUTE VAUDEVILLE
BY FRED scHAEFER.

Slap: Did the judges hear Of IL?
ThuG: Did they! They gave it to
me-
Slap: It's gratifying to have a
friend at court.
Thud: | suppose so-they had me
there.
Slap: Are you a felon?
Thud: Not now. They thought
was felon till broke out--and then
| was a running sore.
Slap: Are you cured?
THU Yes, had some swag paint
cd, a:id I'm we'll heeled.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11
Not FlIIed to capaeitY.

He'll may be full OF politicians, as
DR.. Parkhurst says, but doubtless
there is room for one or two more
st. Louis Post Dispatch.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11
SAILING THROUGH THE TAIL.

II, a tail will
26 earth
way al q
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11

Slap: You think you're smart, don't
you?
PhudH Sure. graduated with
"honors."
Slap: How's that?
Thud: All my classmates were
judges.
Slap: What did you become?
Thud: / became well known.
Slap: For what?
Thud: Burglary.
Slap: Did IL pay?
Thud: Cert. | got rich--in time.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11

Each woman wears two pairs Of shoes
AT once. the outer pair somewhat re-
"rubbers." The rubbers are
slipped on and left at the door OF the
living room. The Turkish women are
adopting the Yankee footwear for
their house shoes and wearing Turk
ish outer shoes.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11

When Edward payson Weston

When Edward Payson WESTON
reached the city hall in New York,
upon the completion of his long
walk from Los Angeles, he handed
Mayor Gaynor a message from the
mayor of the California city, the de-
livery of which message was the
ostensible purpose Of Weston's trip,
The real message the aged pedes-
trian brought with him, over noun
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11

HADN'T OPENED HIS MOUTH.
What did Roosevelt say the sphinx"
Nothing"
How do you known"
There It,"
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11
HALLEY's COMET.

Halieys comet tomorrow morning my
eloudess
will -
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11
"Innocents Abroad Up to Date

'f aa Are stories
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11

Headeear They Ought 10 Wear.
jim Jeffries: Poke bonnet.
Soda Clerk: A straw
The Topper: Nightcap.
A Lender: Felt (been touched).
Jockey: A derby,
Aeronaut: A sail o(e)r.
The Jilt: A crush hat.
The Digger Indian: A panama.
The Comedian: A knockabout
Aguo victim: A shake.
Mountain climber: Peak cap.
Pcssimist: Sombre-ro.
Texan: A sou-wester.
A Woman Lawyer: Fee-dora.
Gun fighter: A cooked hat.
Oarsmaf Soul cap.
Auto Builders A.1hood. or bonnet.
Laborer: A shovel hat.
Brewer: A casque.
Bricklayer. Mortarboard cap.
Easily Answered.
What will grass widows wear thi
tI a ,.,,n eaaraw
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11
The Real Message Old
Man Weston Carried
AfOOt, From Sea to Sea

SO Far As Detroiters are Concern
cd, II But Emphasizes the Call
Of Mature 20 the People
Of This Rlchiy-6lessed
City.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11

Chamber OF commerce in Austrian
cities are conducting an investigation
into the causes OF the increased cost
Of living. They have II over there,
too. As In America. wages have re-
NAMED stationary while prices have
jumped
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11

Il was mounted on the very small
est mule in the world" said Bassom-
pierre, French ambassador to Spain,
giving an account of his entrance into
Madrid.
"Ah,p replied King Henry W. How
amusing TO see the biggest ass on the
smallest mule!'
II was your majestys representa-
tive" retorted Bassompierre.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11
Easlly Answered.

What Will grass widows wear this
summer"
Lawn more"
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11

win you contribute to our Fresh
Air fund for the city's poor children
ask the fair caller.
"Of course" said Mr.. Closefist, the
wealthy suburbanite. You may take
as much fresh air as you like from
my place"
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11

i've just had tussle with a den
list"
who came of best?'
at was a draw"
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11

The length of year as measured
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11

In a country newspaper ONCE, the
printer In making up the paper got
the type of two stories mixed. The
result which greeted the readers was:
The pail bearers lowered the body
to the grave. II was consigned to the
flames. There were few II any re-
grets, for the old wreck had been an
eye-sore to the town for years. There
was individual loss, but that was fully
covered by insurance"
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11

Another section OF the Cape-to-
Cairo railroad, from Khartum. Soudan,
l20 miles south TO Wad Medani. has
been opened. The extension OF the
road is proceeding at the rate OF a
mile day
The Detroit times., 1910-05-11

"One OF the new houses has fallen
down In the night" cried foreman
TO twentieth century $100-down-Sl-
a.week.builder You see, | took the
scaffolding down before | put on the
wall paper.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-02-12
REAL ESTATE TRANSACTIONS.

Entered for Record February 10, 1910,
Kaluaimaui to Keola Ramos ....... M
David l. Peterson and VT to TT of
Est Of William f Allen ........ ID
Entered for Record February II, 1910,
e II Bailey to County of Maui. go. IL
E Kamakee Fairchild to Hawaiian
Trust Co, Ltd ....,......,..... PA
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-02-12
BIdH SCHOOL BOYS WILL
TACKLE COLUMBIA BUNCH
Track Meet Will Be Held on Tues
day, February %, and Good
Days Sport Is Anticipated.

On Tuesday week the Columbia
Boys and the athletes OF the High
School will meet on the field of bat
tie. and races over all distances will be
run. The track meet promises to be
one OF the best and most exciting that
has ever been pulled on in Honolulu.
The much.traveled ones will have
to be very good to have chance OF
defeating our crack schoolboys, and
II is hard to imagine that the Coast
lads can produce anyone that can
make Rice. McCandless and Co. ex-
tend themselves. However, the une-
expected often happens. aud II the
visitors do manage to beat our cham
pions there will be no one who will
begrudge them their victory.
The baseball game should be a
beaut, and In 1t the Columbia Boys
should have better chance than in
the track meet. The mainlanders are
said to play great game, and in that
case the local scholars will have to
play In their very best form to win.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-02-12

points ahead Of the students. How
q err, the students are by no means
cut Of the race, as, now that most
OF the best senior players are I'm
ished their games, the school bunch
will have good chance OF winning
some matches by big margin, and
thus reduce the lead of the seniors.
The present handball tournament
Is one of the best, IL not the actual
best, ever brought of in Honolulu.
and the amount of interest taken in
1t is astonishing, to say the least OF
1t. Some fine players have been dis
covered. and as the game can be
played night or day, there would
seem to be every prospect Of the
boom extending all over the Islands.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-02-12
A DAINTY TOILET ARTICLE.

Every lady who desires to keep up
her attractive appearance. while at
the Theater, attending Receptions,
when shopping, while travelling and
on all occasions should carry in her
purse booklet of Gouraud's 0rien-
tai Beauty Leaves. This is dainty
little booklet of exquisitely perfumed
powdered leaves which are easily re-
moved and applied to the skin. II is
invaluable when the face becomes
moist and flushed and is far superior
TO powder pun. as it does not spin
and soil the clothes.
1t removes dirt, SCOT and grease
from the face, imparting cool, del
icate bloom to the complexion. Sent
anywhere on receipt of Five Cents
In stamps or coin.
F. 7. Hopkins, 81 Great Jones St.,
New York.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-02-12
CLARK TOURISTS
Will SEE GOOD SHOW
WAIKIKI BEACH WILL
BE SCENE OF STUNTS
Surfboards and Canoes to Be Seen in
Acticn-Luau Cooking Demon
strated-Band Will Play.

II tho rain will only hold of this
afternoon. there will be some great
doings out at Waikiki by the Out
rigger Club. The Clark tourists
will see some of the most novel
stunts that have ever been pulled off
anywhere.
The first event will start at three
o'clock, and by that time the Cleve-
land excursionists and the general
Honolulu public will be on hand to
watch the remarkable performances
of the surfboard and canoe boys.
Everything points to fine after
Moons sport, and as the surf will be
good around about three o'clock, the
present bunch of Cleveland passen-
gers should be treated to much
better surfing exhibition than the
former crowd got few weeks ago.
The Outrigger grounds will be oc-
cupied by the members Of the Ka-
mehameha Aquatic Club, and they
will give exhibitions Of the Hawai-
ian methods OF cooking taro, pig and
other delicacies. The visitors Will
be able to see exactly how things
are prepared for a luau. and there is
no doubt that they will be agreeably
surprised IL they get taste of the
various dishes.
Governor Frear, ex-President Dole
and the officers of the Outrigger
Club and Ladies' Auxiliary have been
invited to welcome the Cleveland
people at the big lanai Of the club.
Moving pictures will be taken OF
the scene, and the different events
will all be snapped by Pathe Freres'
representative, M. Bonvillain. The
Hawaiian band will play during the
Afternoon at the 0utrigger Club and,
taking everything together, a most
enjoyable time should be spent al
the beach.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-02-12
AMusEMENTs.

SATURDAY. FEBRUARY IL, 1910
The Hui Pauahi Of Oahu College
Presents
MRS. TH0s. c. TRUEBL0oD, A. NJ.
In Her Decentralization Of
''silas Mariner" by George
Eliot. in
CHAS. R. BISHOP HALL
1t 2:15 P. M.
Admission. ...... .25c. and 15c.
Also
TH0s. c. TRUEBL00D, A. M.
(Professor Of Elocution. University
Of Michigan)
- In
THE BEAUTIFUL DRAMA OF
"INGOMAR"
- In -
CHAS. R. BISHOP HALL
At $40 P. NJ.
Admission. ......... zoe. and 50c.
Tickets for sale by all Punahou
Students and at Wall, Nichols G. Co.,
King St., on and after February z,
0 O. m.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-02-12
LANGFORD AGAIN
To BOX FLYNN
F0RTY-FTvE ROUNDS SHOULD
DECIDE THE MATTER
The Fireman. May Be Matched
With Bill Lang in Near Future.
Australian Will Be Tough
Proposition.

Co.,
o,o" 80, nos zee" "a.cheu
oan,o., a. 'n r'"", anu Tue
ronnd oa,,.so ~ o'e' ior's-"se'
arst moo,In~ ne ".so"n' Oh the
60, =, 80 oe,"oen 'ne TWO Is not
,rr,ua 4, ,s ~, a.s u"'il cue coast mes
n,har ao na,u W say whether 'he
ow,o nNsI or not.
match cue lac' vi 'he return
90 ''eins maze so soon' ana also
'na' Lahsioru was
eu.no. ia'o'i.e ior Tue nent' II may
e oeen ano'"ei case vi the hesros
1en.s '"ahihs easy money by IN
'he u'rh! u ie oowh 10
I'm
."a' Wou'u Explain Lansiords de.
,e"'' anu 'ne return Hatch may emu
a very ainerent manner 10 the so
Vi couple OF days ago Langiord
must DO y o't better thah the hght
80 r'nn wou,o ,huica'e' ana 'he
'nee'ihs On Marcn l VIII prove once
anu lot all what CLASS the coiored
man is ih'
nut theh' now could man named
Hnh lose hght on 81 patrick B
LAY mat indeeu, wouid De pc
.u'iar 'hine, ana al the irish pioou
~ .he country VIII rise up ana say
% ano,her inIus'ice' IL Is hard
W imagine no" Lahgiord can get the
oe''er Oh flynh under the eircum-
sanees. ana !. wo"ld appear .hat the
negro VIII yet MS good ana hard on