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GENERAL NEWS.

Lieut.. A. G. Caffee and three other
men were killed by the explosion of a
navy gun at the Indian Head proving
ground, near Washington.
1t was announced at Albany, N. Y,
that the Public Service commission
had begun proceedings against a
number of gas companies for selling
gas of inferior quality.
Mrs. o. H. P. Belmont presided and
spoke at a mass meeting in Clinton
Hall, New York, of the Wage Farmers
league and the Political Equality as
ISOLATION held to urge suffrage for
women.
John c. Bowie of Scranton, Pa,
and his mother were reunited in
Stamford, Conn, after a separation
lasting 40 years.
A plan to have state commissions
control the milk supply of the coun-
try was declared one of the impor-
tant topics to come before the milk
conference in New York city next
month.
An alleged system of graft in meat
for city and state charity hospitals
was unearthed by the commissioner
of accounts of New York city.
William R. Hearst certified to the
secretary of state at Albany that he
spent $500 in aid of his candidacy
for lieutenant governor on the Inde-
pendence League ticket.
Governor-elect Foss of Massachu-
sets issued a statement demanding
the withdrawal of Senator Lodge as a
candidate for reelection, declaring
that if the senator remained in the
field he would stump the state against
him. The senator refused to discuss
the statement.
Senator Travis of Brooklyn told
the legislative investigating commit
tee in New York that a lobbyist had
offered him 100000 for his vote
against the anti-betting bills and that
the offer was confirmed later by ex-
Senator Gardner.
Arch Hoxsey made aeroplane
flights at Denver SO daring that his
audience finally shouted for him to
come down.
Claude Grahame-White, the Eng.
fish aviator, made a flight over the
Delaware river and the PHILADELPHIA
navy yard.
Paul West, with fsany aliases, tried
to commit suicide when arrested II
Baltimore as a check swindler wanted
in many cities. He was dressed as {
priest, but was denounced by Cardi
nal Gibbons, before whom he insisted
upon being taxed.
Miss Edwina Post of Brooklyn
made a fight with Claude Grahame
White, the English aviator, at Phila
delphia.
Goyernor-elect John A. Dix cert
fed to the secretary of state at AL
bany, N. Y, that he had spen
$4,372.32 in aid Of his campaign.
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syyrted from San Juan del
j a1agua, that German and
I warships had arrived at CO.
Their presence was said to be
to the governments reputation
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Mh.ra nannIness Is Net.

I'VE cannot gain happiness by seek
ing It as an end, or by making the
pursuit of it the sole business OF life,
n is not one of the prices of fore
thought and exertion to obtain it. 1t
eludes our grasp when We keep 1t
continually in view and make it the
chief object of life. 1t comes when
we are not seeking or expecting it as
an incidental result of loving work
for Observation-Disclosures Christian
Advocate.
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a. THzE@%%H#TaI -
GzZk5ni i D
BRINGING 1T UP TO DATE.

She got her grandma's old silk dress
Out of the attic, made a mess
About the sewing room, and hen
Emerged from the mixup again,
with a smile and little fiirt
Showed to the world a hobble skirt.
Then hid the hobble skirt from view
And showed the world a t~ube-gown. too
A bolster-slip gown then was shown.
Then a stove-pipe-all her own!
All these she got by making Ger
One gown that her grandmother wore.
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His Choice.

Il suppose you always prefer to en-
list men who are not married?" I re-
marked to the sergeant who has charge
of the recruiting station on Cannon
street.
mo. you're mistaken there" he
fastened to reply. Il prefer married
men every time. You see." he went
on to explain, I'VE don't have to go to
the trouble of teaching married men to
obey"
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The Other One.

Real beauty is indeed rare" he re
marked, glancing disapprovingly at the
crowd hat poured past along the broad
walk. Though l know thousands Of
women, there are but two | consider
beautiful"
Who is she?' the girl at his side
asked, with quick interest, and perhaps
a tiny flash of jealousy.-Ideas.
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Not All Bad Luck.

did you catch anything?" l asked
the honest fisherman, who had been
spending a week with rod and line
along the brooks and the rivers of
New Jersey.
NO." he growled. Then his face
suddenly became bright with a happy
smile, as he added, 81 didn't even get
a bite. thanks to my good mosquito
netting"
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Just Had to Do IL.

See here" said the judge to the
garrulous prisoner who was acting as
his W attorney. you'll have to cut
out those interruptions. | won't allow
you to waste the time Of the court"
But, your honor" rejoined the
prisoner, what else can | do? rye
got no lawyer to do it for mel"
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AMAZED BY SOCIALIST VOTE.
Democrats Lose Their Place ON Of
fetal Ballet at Pittsburg.

AAAANA
Pittsburg.-Pittsburg was amazed
when the Official returns from Ale
gheny county in the November cleo
ton were announced and it was seen
that John w. Slayton, the Socialist
candidate for governor, had received
1868 votes, as against 48,110 for
Governor-elect Tener (Rep.), 39,2sS
for Berry (Keystone-Reform), ana
1880 for Grim (Dem.).
The Socialists displace the Democ-
racy in the third colmun of the official
ballot and will get the Democratic
quota of watchers at the polls. The
Socialists claim $4,000 members OF
their secret organization in the coun-
ty, and have loudly proclaimed ever
since the election that they were
robbed of 5000 votes by fraud.
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ANOTHER SLASH IN MEAT.
Packers Ont All Lines From 1 to 2
Cents q Pound. i

Chicago.-A further reduction ]
the wholesale prices of dressed beer'
mutton and pork was announced py
packers. Gpareribs and dressed beer
loins are reduced / cent a pound ana
beef ribs from / to liz cents a pound.
The sharpest reduction came in NUT
ton loins, which were cut 2 cents a
pound, II.
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Paradox.

Contrary is u human fate.
Its history Is In brief;
Thus JOY rides in a motor car
Most always come to grief.
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Spotted.

Redd-Saw my tailor out
mobile today.
Greenland did he spot yon'
Sure thing! Don't you see A4t
all over my clothes!-Yonkers
man.
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InconvenIenced.

How are you enjoying the state
fair?"
ooh, the fairs all right, but I'm stay
ing with my city relatives" replied the
farmer, and all they've got is a com
mon bathtub. l miss my morning show.
er terribly"
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Probably Had.

HE is a very military looking man;
has he ever smelled powder?"
81 guess he has. he is engaged to
he married to Miss Redbeak." /
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e
"A severe earthquake was felt at
Martinique. No damage was done.
The discussion of the paddock
bill" was begun in the Spanish cham
Der of deputies. The Carlists opposed
the measure.
The 116 Suffragettes, who were ar
rested in London in their attempt TO
force an audience with Premier As
ouith. were discharged, much to their
chagrin.
The steamship Royal George, which
had been, in quarantine at Quebec, ar
rived at Montreal. Officials believe
there was a mild case OF cholera
aboard the vessel.
Paris fears a big disaster unless
the rainy weather abates.
Mexico City reports many killed IN
a clash at Puebla between the anti
re-electionists and the federal forces.
Premier Asquith announced that II
the lords reject tie veto bill he Will
dissolve parliament and appeal to n
4as~ LH
electors.
The Pilgrim society at London en-
tertained the officers of the American
feet at luncheon.
British authorities are watching
with considerable interest, according
to advices from London, William y.
Haywood, the Idaho labor leader,
who addressed demonstrations Oh
striking Welsh miners.
A large deputation of suffragettes,
headed by Mrs. Pankhurst, isopened
hostilities against the British parma
ment. In a riot which ensued ll6
were arrested and later released on
bail for a hearing. The deputation
sought Mr.. Asquith to demand the
Introduction of a suffrage bill at the
present session Of parliament.
The British house of lords adopted
The resolutions of the Earl OF Rose
bury favoring an elective second
chamber in place of the existing as
sembly in which membership Is de-
pendent on the hereditary principle.
president Taft left Colon on the
cruiser Tennessee for Guantanamo
Cuba.
Ear Grey opened the Canadian
parliament in Ottawa by reading a
sneech from the throne in which the
hone was expressed that the reciproc-
ity negotiations with the unlteu
States might be successful.
Lord Crewe introduced in the Brit
,sh house Of lords the Asquith gov
ernment's bill restricting the veto
power of the peers.
The imperial German government
Is trying to cheaper the price OF
meat, the high cost of living making
It possible that Socialists will have
undue advantage in the elections to
the Reichstag.
A lieutens.a Il in the Germany army
nleaded gu..fy in Portsmouth, Eng
land. to having made sketches OF the
fortifcations here. and was placed
under bonds not to repeat the offense'
q. Cornell Tarler. special Ameri-
can representative of President Taft
at the coronation OF the King OF
siam. in Bangkok, lafo wreafr CT
the urn of the tate kingt name
Of the President.
The first and third divis. OF the
American battIeship meet cor.
d;o,1v welcomed to. Port d ant
Gr~avesend, Eniiland.
The Royal Aero club Of 'tef
Kingdom protested
Grahame-Whitu against
of the $10,0eo nrize TO
the Statue OF Liberty fif
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Really Detected.

81 will never marry now" said the
rejected sutton.
why not, pray?" she asked.
"If YOU won't marry me, who will?'
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Safe.

HE saved the lives of half a dozen
girls this season."
"Then he is a hero."
"Oh, he wasn't in any danger; he
was already married"
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care-Eree Bliss.

Smith-How do you remember
ter the plants when your wife Is a
Brown-Oh, leave the win
open so the storms can wet
Harper's Bazaar.
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INMAN LEFT s5,5oo,ooo

Georgia Capitalist Gives 100000 o
Benevolent Purposes.
Atlanta, Ga.-The will Of Hugh I.
Tnman. the Atlanta capitalist, who
died in New York recently, was FLED
here for probate. The will disposes
of an estate valued at $5,500,OOo.
About 100000 goes to benevolent
The city of Atlanta gets
$4,000, the interest on which is 70
be used in municipal charity work.
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What He Missed,

"Graciousi" exclaimed Mrs. Cooley.
"Just listen to that clergyman! I'm
positive he's swearing. Evidently he's
missed his vocation
NO." replied her husband. ~ think
1t was his train"
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woULD-BE CADET DIES.
Oyerstudy Kills Candidate for Uniteo
States Military Academy.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS a mental
lapse brought on from oyerstuay'
William Mitchell, nineteen years oid'
Of South Dakota. a candidate LOT en
trance to the United States Military
academy al West Point, died in a nos
pital here. Heart disease was given
.ect cause Of death. MITCH
.,I WI studying at Annapolis Wnen
he breakdown.
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Endless Life.

Death Toes not end all When the
earthly tent is taken doyn, its occu =
pant Will still exist as 4 onscious.
thinking, alert being.-Isev. NJ.
HUBERT, Presbyterian. Philade1
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Cafe De Lobster.

Mr.. Crab-Have you anything sweet
for dessert today, waiter?
Waiter Lobster-Yes, sir, the finest
homemade jellyfsh you ever tasted.
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The First MEETING.

"I am to meet the duke at the
dock"
But he has never seen you, girl"
For mean of Identification. he is
to wear a red carnation and am
to carry a million dollars in my left
hand"
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both unnardonahIe.

agnes says she will never have
anything more to do with Gladys.
(which did GLADYS recommend? A
dressmaker or a summer hotel?"-
Harper's Bazaar.
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It's Deserts.

what a pity in that murder case
the jury was hung.
Il think it ought to bel"
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A Fine Distinction.

VISITOR see your peighbor across
the way has a piano. Can she sing?
Musician (gloomily)-No. but she
does.
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niS w mother-in-
.aw and a brother-in-u, bava died
at his home, and q WI heater ak
ploded, set fire to his .roa DESTROY.
ing much of his furnitia and badly
damaging his house.
When William Dai stadtar a
young acksmlt ~arrisesome from
work, at vineland, Tuesd night he
found that his wife had lacked her
trunk and, wheeling it tehe railroad
station, left tow6 withoutesying any
address.
The property to be d,atad To The
clty OF miiisii.e .o1 . poIic park by
the Greenwood Cemetei as~soc;at;on
Is being cleared, and r.noamants
are being made to pre- i the deed
to council with aoroI ceremo-
MES. Il
Fifty-eight continuousyears as a
member of Beverly lodgsf odd Fell
lows is the c. muel Wei
gand, one & the Oldest ,tira MEM
beers In the tate. Attic h nast Is.
Mr.. WeigahS is hale ant aarfv and
puts in ever workday at ! trade as
stonemason.
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Appropriate.

Editor-Mr. Noodles!
Reporter-Yes, sir.
Editor-I want you to cover this lee
ture on 1.-THE Naked Truth"
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EalIed to Make Good.

The One-Yes, he was arrested be-
cause he made a bad impression.
The Other-Why, how was that?
The One-Well. you see, he wasn't
as good at counterfeiting as he thought
he was.
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A Flzz-IcaI Defect.

Don't you think the man at the
soda-water fountain has a queer
phiz?"
EFFECT of the soda water, dear"
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'rD ~L-v ~--~b4 hacl t1arfz N...r
and a lynx. both moGast
of his vacation in the m-l1,aila Ha}a
you any such fearful RI ~1ln5ersY'
well, have my " Xxi, eceipts
for board and extras"
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The Test.

She-Do you like to press flowers?
He-I must say | do enjoy pressing
two lips.
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a Sad Home DOM

Homeward tho YEARLY toileI wslis ais
way,
His thoughts on a good DIM a-nt'
Sadly he hears his sobbing ' ~ s3
"Oh J-John. The cook hal re.t
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The Weddinn Cake.

oh, you little god of Hymen!
You're a delightful rake:
OF all the gods and ~goddesses.
You alone take the cake.
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Littlebrain-I should like to know
what Wisely meant this morning.
Wellington-What was 1t he said?
Littlebrain-I happened to say l
didn't tell all I know, and he said he
should think 1t impossible for me to
tell any part of it.
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How thin little Jimmy looks after
his two weeks in the mountains. Did
he really fall off much?
yep; cliff. house, barn. cherry
trees, everything"
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a NASTY One.

my husband has had only one bad
stroke of luck all his life"
-"Well, why didn't he get a divorce"
-Fliegende Blaetter.
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Postmaster FOR 50 Yis.

HGhoeus Car ell Busca Keise
postmaster here for sesgt, was the
: est 0 L0pcT a. Astlncalal Gin
lsr gtvelfc Tim hieoLineat reai
dents Oh tha tcwr. 10 resigned MIS-
yd.ce a fe~ days d at the ase Of
e~iahty-tw0 yasrs. Arrne hare ifom
89l!au3 abou1 sixty IS ago. Only
D mails came Re sng Saeh day
II thaf +.m~ ~t6t 81 run
riLg as many ufiaf as &. does
nov. But the ma{l SAGE confined
to Increase s. the owgreU. and Nj.
Keiser's respons Il 5 increas II,
but the SALARY never .hsa the s &c
wi re the p~ostreete u.8 retire on
vi ne had 5 Tas
eh Z h .t7 atom al
" ms .ar rese SLED Pustu
81 eisa HE n j
a1y aemHea ae oaaa 3eg
the people III - A9&c n}da, l
O. .l apd Judge JotL Boger of
tie e.u~. 5 errors. a ding emo
orat Ok Ji's county, aats locked
gH aii iate erelce
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s.Been to. the show lately?"
mo, | amt seen a moving picture
In q month"
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The Rease1

MY dog can scent a storm q nile
away"
Then I'd get rid of him"
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Because he is evid 7otSy 3 stoyna
scenter."
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m,,ht Have said: nToo Many

"The sultan of Sulu says n wife
Is enough"
HE is very conservative"
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FAKE SCALES
In JERSEY
Inquiry Shows "DeplorabIe'
Condition in Many Cities.
srNG AND sPIGOT sWINDLING
Cheating Equals Savings Deposits
Stevens Fund Probers Report to
State Secretary of New Jersey
Buy on Slow Scales.

Trenton. The manner in which
merchants cheat their customers by
false weights and measures was
shown in a startling way in the re-
port submitted to the secretary OF
state by the Robert L. Stevens Fund
for Municipal Research. The report
says that the people are robbed IN
this manner Of more money every
year than they put in a savings bank.
Conditions are deplorable," says
the report, "and many of the inhabi-
tants and many of the honest mer-
chants are undoubtedly suffering on
account of the failure of the legisla-
ture to protect them in this vital mat
ter. 1t is more than likely that the
money represented by the difference
due 10 short weights OF measures be-
tween what in New Jersey the buyer
thinks he is getting and what he act
ually gets IS greater than the total
yearly deposits by the same purchas-
ers in the New Jersey savings banks.
The report says that the ice scales
are "fast" from { to "a pounds; that
oil cans are from t to 40 cubic inches
short; ice cream boxes, 2h to 10 Gu
bic inches short; dry measures have
false bottoms, and that the fast
scales are used in selling to custom
ers and SLOW" scales in buying. The
report says that dry commodities are
sold by liquid measure, entailing a
loss of from Is to Is per cent. The
report says that 57A stores were Wis
tied by the investigators and that
only 4 per cent. of the dealers had
correct weights and measures. Eleven
cities in New Jersey were investigated
and Of these Trenton is said to be tho
worst. The highest percentage of err
ror was shown in Trenton, where 81
gut Of eyeFy-100 merchants had incor-
rect weights, measures and packages.
Jersey City is secfnd with "a per
cent. The report says further: 1.-THE
lowest is in Mcntclair, with As per
cent. incorrect. Toboken and Or
ange are tie for third place, with go
per cent. of range and Jer-
-, .. fo,, a. Mace IN tie num-
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First Arctic Explorer B25 a3e
thermometer is close to tie hung ed
mark back home.
Second Arctic Explorer-Eesl
wish l was there.
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Local Jots

Read the locals on page ].
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And IN accordance with law and an order OF
tne board ni directors made on the 3lst day of
>ich STOCK ms may b" necessary will be sold I
me onl'e OF the companr. IN Spanish Fork
ttih 20 Utah on the I9th day OF March 1910
nj O'Clock p. IN Ia pay the doiinonent assess.
inent thereon. together with the cost OF adj
Nertising and eXDense of sale
ANDREW JENSEN Sccretarv per / ~
MORGAN. ~ -"
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Ana In accordance with law and an order of
the board of directors made on the Bird day Of
February, 1910, so many shares OF each parcel
"i such stock as may be necessary will be sold
~ the ONCE OF the mpany. in spanish Fork.
Ctah Co. Utah, on the 9Th day of April. 1910, at
O'Clock m to pay the delinquent assessment
thereon, together with the cost OF advertising
and expense Of sale
= p THOMAS, secretary.
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Delinquent Notice

Spanish Fork Canning Company, princip,l
pnc" of business. Spanish Fork. Utah
There are delinquent upon the following
uescrlocu STOCK on account OF an assessment
levied on the End day Of February, 1910 the
several amounts set opposite the names of IN,
respective shareholders as follows:
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Delinquent Notice

The spanish Mining and Milling Co princI
pal place OF business, Spanish Fork. UL,h
There are delinquent upon the following de-
scrined STOCK on account Of an assessment
levicd on the 3lst ,ny Of January. 1910 the
several amounts set Opposite the names OF the
respective shareholders rs follows:
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DR.. Miles Anti-Pain Pills.

The best feature of this re-
markable remedy is the fact that
it does not derange the stomach
or leave any disagreeable after
effects.
Druggists everywhere sell them. "
hrst package falls to benefit, your drug
gist Will return your money.
MILES MEDICAL CO., Eikhsrt, Ind.
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Prevent and
Relieve Headache

1t gives me great pleasure to
be able to refer to DR.. Miles
Anti-Pain Pills as the best rem
edy we have yet had in our
house for the prevention and
cure of headache. My wife who
has been a constant sufferer for
number of years with above
complaint joins me in the hope
that they may fall into the hands
of all sufferers"
JOHN BUSH,
Watervleit, Me.
Used Them Four Years.
"Dr. Miles Anti-Pain Pills
are the best | ever tried for the
relief OF headache. ] have used
them for nearly four years and
they never fail to give me relief.
| have tried many other rem
edies, but have never found any
better"
JOSEPH FRANKOWICK,
8s4 Trombly Av., Detroit, Mich.
There is no remedy that will
more quickly relieve any form
of headache than
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Delinquent Notice

The Red Copper Queen Mining aud Milling
CO. principal place of business, spanish Fork.
Utah.
There are delinquent upon the following
described stock, on account of an assessment
levied on the 3rd day of February. 1910 the
several amounts set opposite the names Of the
reSnep Tive Mn rehnldnru IA /. kllln,r..
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Probate and Guardianship Notices.


Consult County Clerk or the respective sign
~ for further Information.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1910-12-24
LADIES' AUXILIARY HOLDS
YEARLY CLOSING MEETING.
Female Department of Sons of Virginia
In Flourishing Condition.

The ladies' auxiliary of the Society
of the Sons of Virginia in Brooklyn has
had most successful year. This was
clearly shown at the last meeting for
1910, held the week ending Dec. II.
The membership has been largely in
creased. the finances put on firm ba-
sis and the current obligations of the
organization have all been met.
Besides being the closing meeting
for the year, it was also arranged to
welcome the Rev. DR.. William NJ. Moss,
pastor of the Concord Baptist Church
of Christ. as the installing officer for
the society. Owing to illness in DR.
Moss family he could not attend. Mrs.
Jennie Stewart. the able and energetic
president, presided in her usual tactful
and winning manner
Under Mrs. Stewards administration
the auxiliary has had most success
full career A board of directors CON
sisting of nine members 10 look after
the special work of the society and the
organization of a ehildren's department
are some of the things besides the reg
uIar executive work of the auxiliary
which Mrs. Stewart has accomplished
during her administration.
The social features of the evening
were interspersed with brief addresses
from members Of the maiIi organiza.
lion. Among those who spoke were
Messrs. Alexander Brown, chaplain:
Henry II. Green and John Swan. The
next meeting of the auxiliary will be
held on Tuesday evening, Jan. 10. 1911.