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The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
In New HamDshjre.

That irresponsible Manchester Union
man gave himself surprise party by
going to church last Sunday and this
was the result: "On this first
Sunday of Lent. while George Bailey
of the Houston Post is sacrilegiously
fishing for cells In Texas bayou, and
the (married) Photographer of the
Kennebeck Journal is tapping his
boots, and the Ging-Ging Goophus of
the Springfield Union is playing seven
up, we, in common with other good
New Hampshire people, shall dutifully
attend church. "-Springfield Union
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
WITH THIS OFFER WE GUARANTEE

That absolutely nothing shall take precedence
OF the payments Of profits to the stockholders.
That there are no bonds. debts, salaries or
other expenses to intervene between the earning,
and the dividend payments.
That the possibilities Of profit are greater
than where goods are "trust-handled" because
all the charges to brokers, middlemen, stores
in fact At least ten Intermediary taxes-are elm-
mated in successfully demonstrated selling plan
That our product passe. from the plantation.
in boxes and chests made from our own timber,
to the consumer and is paid for by him upon
inspection and approval.
That we now have deeds for over 1000
acres Of tobacco producing land in the Island Of
Cuba and have options for 1900 acres more
enough to make us thoroughly independent a.
to our supply and to provide tobacco for
1000. 900 consumers, without having to buy
single leaf
That our large acreage Of tobacco producing
land enables US to produce in one year. and
store, enough tobacco to provide against crop
failures tor one. two or even three years. thus
ensuing an evenness Of grade to our output
That we own 900 acres Of timber land with
saw mills which will supply US with boxes and our
patent chests or humidors for an idehnite period.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
Wrong View OF Maria qe.

There would be less divorce" said
ex-Gov. Pennypacker, IF there were
fewer men like William Windle.
William Windle embarked on an ex.
cursion steamer for Point Breeze, and
few miles out, as he paced the upper
deck and drank in the bracing ozone,
he spied his friend Jackson.
why Jackson, how are YEP he ex-
claimed. Are ye out for pleasure, or
is yer wife along?'"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
Stops Laneness

Much of the chronic lameness
IN horses is due to neglect.
See that your horse is not al
lowed to go lame. Keep Sloan's
Liniment on hand and apply at
the first sign of stiffness. It's
wonderfully penetrating - goes
right to the spot relieves the
soreness - limbers up the joints
and makes the muscles elastic
and plant.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

more Marine Hos
pital for min Q
months. | had a
dull pain in the
small of my back
t h a t completely
wore me out. The
urine was in a ter
rible state, and
some days | would
pass half a gallon
of blood. | left
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
Absolute Equality.

The Woman-The tax office is one
place which | simply love to go to.
The Man-Very few people do Why
do you like it?
The Woman-Because it is absolute
ly the only place where no discrimina
ton Is made against me because | am
woman. They let me there pay
just as much as If were a man.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

wrote to Mrs. Pink
ham and took Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vege-
table Co m pound
and Liver Pills, and
am glad to say that
your medicines and
kind letters of d.
rections have done
more for me than
anything else and l
had the best physi-
clans here. / can
do myWOrk and rest
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
Studies in Still Life.

Il want few colored illustrations
Of beets and tomatoes"
Life size?" inquired the artist.
Catalogue size" replied the seeds
man, with a significant smile.-Louis-
vile Courier-Journal.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
There's No Place Like. Etc.

Wife-What sort of a play would
you like to see?
misunderstanding lively, that
keeps you awake, and has plenty of
music in 1t.
"Um. You'd better stay at home
and take care of the baby."-Life.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

With better understanding Of the
cal Ills which vanish before eorgente
eoghy directed There is comfort the knowledge that
forms OF illness due actual but simply
paed condition of the which the family Syrup
OF rigs and Elixir of SIENNA promptly That why the only
remedy with millions families
by all who value good health Its beneficial effects due the
fact that the only cleanliness
without debitatng the
poap in order to
-od rave sno eenune arnciA by the California
Fs Syrup Co only s0'F
II pleasant and refreshing
bowels
c eaoaohes ana fees and assists habual
ton permanently also olousness and the ills
The trouble with all
fal to act when
invariably
Children the pleasant
Fg and Elixir OF SIENNA the ladies' find It delightful
Whenever laxative nononce
Invaluable without
nos gpe nor nauseae When buying note the
syrup 20 printed the front OF package
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
Here's the Proof.

Mr.. G. T. Roberts of Resaca, Ga,
RI. No. I, Box 43, writes: -" have
used your Liniment on horse for swee-
ney and effected thorough cure. al
30 removed SPAWN on mule. This
SPAWN was as large as guinea egg. In
my estimation the best remedy for lame
ness and soreness il
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

The average woman can bluff al
most any man, but when it comes to
bluffing some other woman-well,
that's another story.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
AFTER
DOCTORS
FAILED
LydiaE. Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound Cured Her

Knoxville, Iowa. I'll suffered with
pains low down in my right side for a
year or more and was Sc weak and ner
vous that Icould not do. my work.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
THOUGHT so LITTLE.

ChollyChumpleigh-I not afraid,
dontcherknow, to say what | think
Miss Cutting Hintz-You may not
be afraid-but you ought to be
ashamed
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
Important to Mothers.


DeGtist-aly dear sir, you have .
sympathetic toothache.
Patient-Then, doctor, | suppose
your bill has sympathetic touch.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

If the fool and his money were in
separable there would be no get-rich-
quick schemes
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
IN HOSPITAL FOR NINE MONTHS.
Awful Tale of Suffering From Kidney
Trouble.

Alfred j. O'Brien, Second ST. Ster-
ling, Colo, says: Il was in the Balti-
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

Think all you speak, but speak not
all you think.-Delarem
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

Red. Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes.
Relieved By Murine Eye Remedy Try
Murine For Your Eye Troubles You viii
Like Murine. 1t Soothes soc at Your
Druggists. Write For Eye Books Free
Murine Eye Remedy Co, Chicago
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

Forchldren teething. softens the gums reduces in
Examination allays pain, cures nd collie &c bottle
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20

That we own the valuable patents on our
chests or humidors in which we pack our choice
product at the place Of manufacture and deliver
ii to our consumer with all the aroma and
moisture Of the Island Of Cuba cingng to il.
That through our agents and by advertising
we sell direct from Plantation to Smoker.
thereby saving ell dealers profits and enabling
US to give better values to smoker and more
profit to stockholders.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-05-20
HOW WE SELL OUR GOODS

FREE CIGAR CHEST. With your FIRST ordss
for SO Sargent Cigars Petectos or Panetellas)
At $40. or 100 Sargent Cigars at 500. ws
will send Sargent Cigar Chest absolutely free.
These cigars are for men who appreciate good
tobacco; they arc an excellent ten cent valus
and we can only afford to give the potent ches
with your first order. to introduce our good.
The construction Of the humidors is scien-
ti6cslly correct and they are the only chests that
will keep cigars and tobacco right Cisan
cannot dry up or become rancid and always
retain their original delightful aroma. Send
your order today. and remember we fully pre-
pay all the delivery charges on both the cigan
and the chest. Goods will be sens on approval.
c. 0. D.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1910-05-03
SUCCESSOR TO MARK TWAIN.

Many people wondering who the next president will be-
half important problem who the next Amer
humort will bethe next great American humors We
could get along despite the tariff But without joke
dry pop and blow Every nation needs
humor; America demands For all Americans them
selves humorists at least they think they
1t seems absurd speak of Mark Twain having
You well speak of substitute for tobacco Mark Twain
was Mark Twain-and the Yet he has left
goody behind him and they CLEAN in his wake stars
do when the sun has set.
America only will have her next great humorst she al
ready has him. And George AIDE is he
all the other humorss would pooh to such
Well let them They can't shake convictions
or George AIDE though and millions of people will
probably take their side of the question And cOncede that
deciding who the greatest American ball player or the
difficult and dangerous that of deciding the cham
pionhp among mh makers is indeed hard to choose
the living among the mmorta Ask any group people
is the funner Don Quxote Mr. Plckwck, and lmme
diately will hot argument that will never end.
George New York the other night at the ban
oe of the and the American Newspaper Pub
fishers association That would be neither here there
cept that Mark Twain only two had
banqueter laugh and for the further fact that
AIDES speech the bit of national humOr which has been
given the public the passing of his great predecessor To
who heard him and to the million who read what
he Helping the Editor the circumstance inevitably
suggestive
His speech the richest that has been heard read
thoroughly characteristic of AIDE and OF
American humOr 1t just the sort of talk that makes an
American audience aughgood naturally sarca full of local
color touched with caricaure changeu and gngey 1t
typical sketches and the plays which George
AIDE has been turning out.
What of national life and manners these stories
and plays of his covered City and vii
college political convention the beachers and
the balroom-he has entered them all, has found them
writing about and has made them worth read
ing a hundred times In "The County Chairman
and 1.-The College added distinctly types
what erude gentlemen pleased TO call dramatic liter
Most important of ALL he has been absolutely American
he has been peravey humorous He gets humor from
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1910-05-03
QUEUES AND RATS.

China without its queue almost unimaginable an
object elephant without snout. Yet Prince Tsai Tao
young emperor of the Csa has vowed that the
shipping off Thus of the conoclastic
ments in all history is in action
circumstances this revolution of keen and
immediate the people of the United Statesthe women
as well as the men, Tsa visitor in this country
accompanied by large and brilliant renue Some time before
sailing he off his queue that he presents rather striking
the other Chinese dgnares who in times past nave
He especially eminent the councils OF
it the that he has first directed his
understood that he has from the
regent promise that his Prince Tsa return no sol
der will be permitted to the pig tail
At first thought appear that this antiqueue move
the heart of China has anything to do with
the world will all influence the daily destlnes
let be remembered that of the most
revolutionary things of all time began Contemporaries Tor
a single Then, why suppose that queueless
lead eventually a raess America-we mean the
Every of the world is mighty
together days Nothing happens without registering
effect the ladies heed the signs of the time
Hair powerful factor in the affairs of the
either hair the lack of hair The turning point
when Peter the Great made his coun
trys nobemen dock their whiskrs Russia emerged from
before from the wilderness
The a similar result follow in China when Prince
Tsas oath fulfilled DeQuincy said that the youngest
doesn young but sort of antedeuvlan
revived His observation strikngy true but 1T is true
that the Chinaman
young Chnaman will look young and China
nation will actually become younger and will take her place
among things that modern.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1910-05-03
WHEN HENS LAY DISHES.

The editors wonderbox for the spring of 1910
ortaby crowded and accumulation of extra
ordinary objects contained therein proper that be
daily grind the purpose of returning thanks to
contributors bestowing word of commentator and
encouragement the producers.
The south Georgia gentleman who sent in head of lettuce
like parrot would especially praise de has
opened entirely field of endeavor for those who deve into
their livelihood Uniting the bird and vegetable
kingdoms the production of commodity that be eaten
the hat not only unique undertaking; 1t is at
the time highly entertaining both in its material aspect
verge which the planting of cabbage seed may
turnp patch go into the garden and gather
crop of spring derbysF
The DeKab lady succeeded in persuadng her hen to
Law perfectly modelled cup likewise entitled to full
commentator. Have last arrived at the
which heretofore useless china to enter the list Of
the this hen it would require but
of dishes at setting and 1T
be possible future hatch hotel
from the ordinary nutmeg
We are duly thankful too for the gourd that resembles
Roosevelt like Mr. Jeries the bean that
grew in the form the H. forete Harmon nomna
ton on the and the Okefenoke owl that has
blue eyes group Georgia wonders regard with par
teuar the contrib shall be numbered
amongst warmest friends.
of 1910 Georgia has truly been unusual
in point of that it has
account of the natural wonders
enabled the editor gather through his thoughtful sub
scrbers of these and to all who feel do deeply
obligated for the contributions to natural and political science
wish bountiful and happy summer
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1910-05-03
By Bishop
Warren
A. Gambler
C,reat Living Only Possible
. from Great Life

modern social world. Selfishness will
rend it into pieces, and liberalism has not
force enough to keep it's wheels in mo-
ton. Nothing but a great christianity is
equal to the tasks before mankind at this
time, and men can not have a great
christianity without a great Christ.
Let us look with distrust, therefore.
upon whatsoever tends to make Christ
less. Let us turn away from it as from
the plague. An undivine and discrowned
Christ can not master the mighty forces
of the modern world. and IL those forces
are not mastered by men through Christ
they will master men and bring mankind
into the thraIdom of the most monstrous
Mammonism. A Christ who is a mere
human teacher is not enough. What the
world needs is not a programme, even
though the plan bel the sermon on the
Mount; what the world now requires is
motive power strong enough to make
it live up to the Sermon on the Mount,
and that motive power can not be found
outside the supernatural life of the Spirit.
Men do not need so much system of
ethics without them as a heavenly life
within them. To give them high ideals
without giving them a new power of life
is to torture the conscience until it per-
ishes in the moral death of the whole ma
ture Nothing so breeds despair as the
uncovering of an impossible ideal. The
morals of Christianity without the life
of christianity yield only moral despon-
dency and self-pity,-the end of all moral
endeavour.
Nor can Christ be followed as mere
martyr for the truth. If he was no more
than a martyr, he was mot so great a
martyr as St. Stephen. 3
He must be Lord over all, or nothing at
all to us. He must be worshiped, or his
system is not workable by men. In truth,
If he is not proper object of worship,
teaching; for he allowed and encouraged
men to worship him, and il he was not
divine, he thus fostered fraud and in
spired superstition There was not a
proud Pharisee i'm all Israel who would
have suffered men to adore him. From
all such acts of worship. both Pharisee
and Sadducee would have turned away
in horror. Jesus is God or he is worse
than the hollowest men of his time. In
a Christ less virtuous than Annas, Gaia
phas, or Gamaliel, can not be found a
power of life equal to the worlds need,
The modern world must be lost If it do
not speedily come to say with st. Paul,
L count all things but loss for the ex-
cellency of the knowledge of Christ Jesus
my Lord" IT is called upon TO live a
great life or to die, and it can only live
the great life which is required of 1t by
experiencing the life which is hid with
Christ in God. Its outward living can
not long be larger or better than Its IN
ward life.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1910-05-03
A Big SCore-and But Little
Hurt

When I saw the snow flakes falling
and the icy winds prevailing 1 concluded
we must begin farming operations over
again, that all vegetation was as dead
as a door nail" but the same kind Prov
idence which watches over the lame and
the lazy took care of us-we that live in
the gable end of Cherokee Georgia.
There had been some cotton planted,
but there was little above ground, al
though we may be obliged to replant
very generally after this cold snap is
over and gone.
4 am obliged to think the Iruit will
come up missing, because the peach twig
that holds the young peach is tender,
and where the peach Joins to the twig is
more so. If there comes a dry spell of
weather I'm May the frozen peaches will
fall to the ground just as the cotton
stalk sheds its squares in a droutny sea-
son. If the peach holds on we will be
apt to find one side frost nipped which
we have often observed in past years.
The trees were, however, loaded with
young peaches. and there can be great
many dropped without series loss to
anybody. I planted out tomatoes when
the cold snap begun and fully expected
every. one to be killed. but there are a
number OF the tender pants sti-- alive
and they will soon change from yellow to
green when TIE sun shines hot. We
had bad scare. but are not hurt very
much.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1910-05-03
How to Use ReformatorleS-
for Errinu Women

Nv Dear Mrs FELTON,: Have been THINK
inc some time of writing to you in regard
to my appreciation of your grand work
which YOU are bestowing in this world.
Words can't express the great help that
receive from your noble pen in your
constant articles.
L have been wanting to get some in-
formation about reformatories. I'm so
puzzled. Where do they think justice lies.
in taking a fallen girl there to hide her
true character? When they take the off
spring out of her sight and hearing, ana
place it somewhere else. so that she can
go where she pleases, some one else is
certain to have the trouble of raising
what belongs to her. While L think II as
their place to do so. 1t still looks to me
like il is a prepared place made for a
purpose to put shield over the girls
real character and i think ii is a bad
thing to do, for many young women can
start again upon the idea that they
have a place to hide bad conduct and
she can still do as she pleases. so Ions
AS her deeds are shielded from the public
gaze.
If such a child belonged to me. I'd
not want any one to ask me to give it
up. A tie so close has claims, for really
] don't know what is best to do for these
erring women.
l couldn't even think of teaching a girl
to give up her own child. l don't think
that I'm so hard hearted that / couldn't
have any forgiving spirit, but 1 surely
think more of a person who will show
what kind of a real good character they
have. 1t does seem that the world is
in a terrible mood for concealment. / at
Fri fa h
ion. So long as they can conceal, they
will do so.
If you can help me out of this puzzle
would be glad and will appreciate it.
Hope you are enjoying good health and
may be spared many years to send such
bright sunshine in our home by your
noble pen. r. L.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1910-05-03

was so severe he had to be helped into
the house. and to bed. A fever followed
and today he breathed his last, only a
week later, since the sharp pain struck
him.
Death never relaxed its grip, every
hour was more serious than the proceed
ing one. and his fever-racked frame was
tortured until the breath finally stopped
and he went lover the river
1 dined at his house only a day or so
before his seizure, and he seemed to De
iE excellent health, full of vigor and
zeal for his farm work, but the pain came
like a thunderclap from clear sky, and
never abated. Who knows what the NOR
row will bring forth?
Pneumonia is a deadly disease. II
must not be trifled with for a moment
The case of my good farmer friend was
pronounced remittent fever at the start.
while the fever was only a secondary
feature in the business.
1t was the lung pain that caused the
fever and the fever never relaxed for the
good reason that the pain never let go.
Beware of a lung pain,
Go to bed If you must do that to doctor
TIE pain, but go in hurry. and keep
yourself warm and expectorating Freely,
If possible.
1t was a sad sight to me to see my
good old friend go down like he had been
struck with a knife or a bullet and no +
body could help him to either ease or
life afterwards.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1910-05-03

words but goes further and gets humor from tua
from the living people and the current
events of these United States.
Gee Burgess frequently been accused of being
humors himself told young of Columbia University
last week that there real humOrs this country He
temerty them, follows George Ade Peter
Dunno Herord Charles Batte LOOmis Wallace Irwin
Ellis Parker Butler Irwin Cobb, Marshall P Wilder Simeon
Carolyn Wells That pretty list and for
think AIDE should first offers ample
field selection good. know that have left in
the United least who laughter
bringers long George AIDE
among them worry great deal politics bus
mess Haley's comet
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1910-05-03
No Occupation

Now York sun.
She rose before daylight made crimson the east
For duties that diminish.
And never the sun when he sank in the west
Looked down upon work that was finished.
She cooked an unending procession Of meals,
Preserving and canning and baking;
She swept and she busted she washed and she
scrubbed,
With never rest from 1t taking.
A family of children she brought in the world
And raised them and trained them and taught
them:
She made all the clothes. and patched, mended
and darned
Till miracles seemed to have wrought them
She watched by the bedside of sickness and pain
Her hand cooled the raging Of fever
She carpentered. painted, upholstered and
scraped.
And worked Just as hard as a beaver.
And yet as a lady of leisure. IL seems.
The government looks her station;
For by the rules OF the census report
1t enters her: mo occupation"
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1910-05-03
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