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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-11-20
HELP WANTED-MALE


WANTED-A real salesman, a man who
has ability, who viii work for us as hard
and ConscienuOusly as he would for him
self. TO represent us exclusively in South
Dakota for, 1911 Must be ready TO com
menCe work January LIST. We have a large,
well known and I'm every way first class
line OF Exclusive Calendars ana Advertis-
ing SpeCialties. our line Is so attractive
and varied that each and every business
In every town I'm the country, without re-
Our goods are very attractive. but no
more so than our reasonable prices and we
know from the experience OF others who
have been and are now IN our employ
that any bright hustling man who has
ability and is willing to work, can make
with us from $50 to $50 per week, Com
missions liberal. our company was or
ganized in 1882. We are responsible and
mean business. IF you do. IL will pay YOU
TO write sales manager, Merchants Pub
fishing Company, Kalamazoo, Mich. En-
close this advertisement with your appn-
cations
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-11-20
statesmen MAKE $50 MONTHLY

Cash commission and more securing pledges
from people to save from 81 to SO a month
TO Invest in handsome modern buildings in
their own city. Every dollar
SECURED BY FIRST MORTGAGE
LOANS.
Experience unnecessary. 1 teach you how.
You will receive enough bonus shares in
the local company, organized to own and
manage buildings, to make you one of the
largest stockholders and enable you to
choose the position you desire. This is "a
splendid opportunity for men and women
without capital / need you wherever To-
Gated; work all or part time. Send for my
book and fun information. Merrill, 5US Mo-
non Bldg, Chicago.e
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-11-20
BUSINESS CHANCES
CONTINUED.

WE HAVE $4,000
per cent preferred stock in one OF
Omaha's best wholesale houses. This stock
is git-edge ana will stand the cloest in
vestigatiOn. II you want something good
here Il Is. Don't wait until Il is all gone.
Call on us.
@. j.. 9. CODDINGTON,
go Board OF Trade Bldg,
Omaha, Neb.s
A SMALL investment now. needing only
$50 cash. Will give you continual income
averaging not less than 81, 200 a year for
ever Surest and safest in the whole world.
No worry nor care. IL will surprise you.
Why work and slave all your life? Secure
your future and declining years, also that
Of your family. Particulars cost nothing
and this is worth while Best hanks i'm the
west for reference. j. Nelson Watt. So
Brandeis Bldg
500 SALARY FOR CITY MANAGER
We will Immediately open a branch Op-
Grating company in Omaha. Want COM
petent and reliable manager. Salary 800
per month and share of profits Must
invest $1,000 cash An established, high
class business. II you can make good,
for particulars, address Arthur L. Rose,
Mfg Co., 100 West 18th St., Kansas City,
Mo-
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-11-20

Sell concentrated liquor extracts. Agents
wanted at once in every locality TO sell
'Hanol Concentrated Extracts for max
ing liquor at home" Quick sales; large
protitsi enormous demand; makes the gem
uine article saves consumer over so per
cent; strictly legitimate; no government
or state license required; greatest agents
proposition ever offered. Can carry goods
IN pocket and deliver as you sell; absolutely
new to consumer; used by LIQUOR dealers
for years. Write at once for free booklet
on Secrets OF Making Liquors at Home,
Import Co, 496 Universal Bldg, Cincinnati,
Ohio"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-11-20
HELP WkNTED-FEMALE
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

LADIES, sew shields at home; $40 per
SlOO; can make two an hour, work sent
prepaid 10 reliable woman; reply envelope
Iull Information to Universal Co, Desk 4,
Walnut st., Philadelphia. Pa
NOTHING vulgai Just clean, up-tO-date
vaudeville. ParlOr Iheater. Matinee one
half price.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-11-20

We buy direct from the factory, in
fact, the majority Of the pianos sold
by us go directly
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-11-20
HELP WANTED-FEMALE

Agents and SaIeswOmen.
WANTED-AttTactive girl, good talker,
20 solicit subscriptions for high-class fruit
journal at Chicago land show. Good pay.
Phone Neager, Grand hotel, Council Bluffs.
AGENTS earn SIS 20 $50 weekly selling
our Braided waists and dresses, something
new, pettiooats, various embroidery novel;
ties catalogue free. National Importing
Co, Desk b. 699 Broadway, New York,
n, "
WANTED-Lady canvasser to take orders
for Partisan Model Corsets celebrated for
style beauty and grace. fitted from indi-
vidual measurements. Large commission TO
right party. Write at once for particulars.
Partisan Corset Company, bj5 Race 81, Gin
cinnat o.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-11-20

EIGHT rooms center OF city: paying
$50 ret profit per MONTH SIS cash aud
$50 per month viii buy a. NoWata Land
and Lot Co. 66S New York life Bidr.
Phones; Red, 1928. A-i7g
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-11-20
PATENTS

DAIRY FARM FOR RENT
10 acres vest OF Dundee or Underwood
Ave, One-half mile from street car line; 90
acres alfalfa. balance pasture and meadow (:
fys-room house; possession az once; rent
GEORGE s Co. eO2 city Natl Bank Bidg.s
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-11-20
FURNACES AND REPAIRS

WATER fronth. furnace and stove re,
pairs New furnaces and combination hot
water heaters, TheFmostats ana tank heat
ers. Omaha steve Repair Works l2od-lsQs
Douglas ST. Both phones
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-11-20

Southwest Corner 18th and Cunning
Streets.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-11-20

$4,000 or 100000 for an investment,
dividends ~ per cent Address E-40f
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-11-20
CAPITAL

Controlled for commercial projects, Entire
stock and bond issues taken and placed
with investors BY prominent brokerage
house. Straight commission. Highest
references. Eastern Investment Co.. 80
state St, Boston, Mass"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-11-20

and II It Is your wish we will deliver
Il at any time from now until Christ
mas A piano is the most acceptable
of Christmas gifts.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-11-20

AGENTS-If YOU want TO sell a line
Of goods on which you can build up a
great big business-Boods OF real merit
all live-wires, let us show you our line
terms cash or credit; exclusive territory
granted Best line every offered. Write
for particulars today q. II. Swartzbaugh,
Box 10, Toledo, O
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-11-20

do OOO We will lend you s., 600 under
F-,"NN certain reasonable conditions,
and agree that you may repay the loan
from the dividends or an investment which
we will suggest. Continental Commercial
Co, st. Louis, Mo-
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
Night Skies as Inspiration.

The suns and consultations of the
glorious galaxy sparkle and scintil-
late g~loriously upon us. The domain
of this glorious galaxy is situated at
present in the south and southeast
and extends from brilliant Capella,
near the zenith, to more brilliant
Sirius, toward the horizon. Queen
Capella sparkles near the top of the
constellation Auriga, while below her
twinkle the inseparable Twins in
Gemini, CLEANS the rudy eye of
'Aldcbaran in Taurus and glimmers
the hazy group of the Pleiades. Be-
low Gemini and Taurus glows the
wavering sun BetelgeuX and sparkles
brilliant Rigel in the famous and
ancient constellation of Orion, and
between Betelgeux and Rigel twinkle
the three "belt stars"
Eastward of Orion glitters the lone
iy gem Procyon in CAMS Minor, and,
lowest of all, scintillateS that incom-
parable jewel, King Sirius, in CAMS
Major. Six suns and six constella-
tions-and the greatest of these are
Sirius and Orion, Sirius like a living,
fiery sky diamond, Orion sparkling
in the armament like a gigantic frag-
ment of sidereal jewelry.-Communi-
cation in New York Tribune.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
SANKEY'S Story.

A story, told by the late Ira D. San
key on himself, has been revived
since the evangelist's death. One day
he entered a Swiss shop and asked to
see some music boxes. The sales
nan gracio1sly showed him a number
but none was what he wanted. "Have
you none hat play sacred music?'
he asked. Why" answered the
salesman. 1--WE have some that play a
kind of a halfway sacred music"
"What?" inquired Mr.. Sankey. "Oh,
these Moody and Sankey hymns;
can't imagine what the people see in
them, but we sell thousands of the
boxes that play them. We have enor.
nous orders for these boxes" contin-
ued the salesman. from every part
Of Europe" and then he added, apol.
ogetically, Its q matteG of business,
you know, with US
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
Vanity.

According to a story told by for
mer Governor Stokes of New Jersey
at a recent banquet, vanity is not con-
fined exclusively to the female sex OF
the human species.
In a small town over in Jersey, Mr..
Stokes said, there is a corner grocery
where you may buy anything from a
twenty-foot ladder to a pearl neck
lace. Adhesive plaster, sauerkraut
and toilet articles are also sold, and
in case of necessity you may get a
haircut or 6. horse shod in the back
yard.
Some time since a farmer stopped
in the store to get some horse lini-
ment to rub the rheumatism out OF a
sick cow, and two or three days later
he came back with a life-sized kick.
Look here, Abner," he complain
ingly remarked, II wish We would be
a. leetle mite more keerful how we
throw yerself back O. the counter.
'Tother day We give me cologne in
stead O. boss liniment, and gosh-dast
if I didn't put it on thet sick SOW
afore I found out what it was"
ut didn't hurt her any, did it,"
broke in the groceryman.
Cant say tibet it did," answered
the farmer, but ever sence she has
had tibet sweet smellin' stuff on her
she hain't done a derned thing but
les look at her reflection in Their duck
pond an sigh."-Philadelphia Tele-
graph.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
Missing Islands.

1t is reported that the Nimrod, the
stout little ship that carried Lieuten-
art Shackleton and his men to Antar-
tica, has accepted a commission that
will lengthen her homeward voyage
by a few weeks. She is going to
search for some missing islands. They
are on the map, but whether they are
actually in existence is very doubtful.
A group bearing her w name-the
Nimrods-was searched for in 1851
and could not be found. Another,
the Emerald-not our Hibernian Sis
ter-has not been seen since 1871,
when it was described as possessing
lofty, high peaked mountains"
"Dougherty Island" has not been
sighted for half Il century. Possibly
the c~onvivial mariners of a bygone
generation, surveying the horizon
through capacious tumblers, occasion
ally fancied they saw islands as we'll
as sea serpentg.-London Chronicle.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
a Long Pine.

The longest pipe in the world is
that which extends from the Okla
homa oil wells to New York harbor.
At the present time the oil field of
Oklahoma is the most active in the
United States. 1t is nc: likely that
the line will be put to Immediate use
for conveying oil over the whole dis
lance. The completion of the system
is regarded rather as a provision for
emergency, and to meet the future
conditions, when the PENNSYLVANIA
and West Virginia fields shall have
been depleted.-Scientific American.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
Tllc Etcrnnl Feminine.

Queen Elizabeth, il a characters
tic rage, had proclaimed the doom OF
the courtier. OFF with his head!'
The culprit courtier was heard to
mutter something to himself.
What said the caitiff?!" demanded
Elizabeth.
May it please Your Majesty falt-
cred one OF the guards, his words
were Pretty rough. 1t is becom-
ing
The virgin Queen nlumed herself;
her eyes sought her mirror.
"Ha, Pretty ruff! Truly, the fe!-
low hath good taste. and it were a
pity Let sentence be suspended.
We have need Of men of good judg-
ment and sound discretion about Us.
I will hear further what he may have
to say."-Harper's Monthly.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
Once Respectable.

"BUshranger," once a respectable
term. has now sunk to the lowest
depths. In the early Australian news
papers such advertisements as
Wanted, a good bushranger,' were
quite common. The word then Was
synonymous with "bushman," one
skilled in knowledge and experience
of bush life. But now a good bush
ranger would be Us ridiculous as an
honest burglar. for 4 bashranger is
the superlatively bad man Of the an
tipodes-a bank robber. 4 despoiler
of gold escorts and mail coaches and
the terror of the countryside.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
,IODOCS' EXILE ENDED.
They Return Not to the Lava Beds OF
California. But to Oregon.


The Modoc Indians in Oklahoma
| are going home-not to the ava Deas
In California, whence they we're k e
to the Quapaw Indian Reservation
hearly forty years ago, but to the
klamath Reservation Of the Modocs
In Oregon. where they Will get lanes
IN exchange for their allotments III
Oklahoma. 1t is a popularity of the
Modoc that he desires to die on the
! spot where he was born. The odo
have been homesick ever since they
went to Oklahoma, and their return
to the Northwest is the result OF their
constant appeal to the authorities at
Washington.
The remova? of the Modocs to Okla
homa followed their defeat after their
bloody campaign against Government
! troops in the lava beds, where they
were commanded by Captain Jack.
They assassinated and b%utchered all
except two of the peace commission
sent to them hy the Secretary OF war.
When the Modocs reached Oklahoma
! there were th:rty-nine men, hfty-tour
women and sixty children, many OF
whom were surely wounded. Among
them were such notable leaders as
Scarfaced Charley, Steamboat Frank
and ShacknasGy jim. Their arrival IN
Baxter Springs is we'll remembered
by old citizens. Age and disease nave
! cut Down the Modocs until only Sixty
remain. Nearly all their old leaders
have died.
In going to the klamath country,
from which they fed when they en-
tered the lava beds Of California,
these Modocs will be among the kla-
math Modocs, whom they thoroughly
hate and despise because Of the AFRO
gance of the klamath band. The
| Oklahoma Modocs were moved from
| California to Oregon, only to nave
their Oregon kinsmen say to them:
You can stay here, but it IS u
country. Your horses can eat the
grass, but it is our grass. You can
catch fish, but they are our fish.
This was more than Captain Jack
and his people could bear, n they
stole away and returned to their Oh.
haunts in California. When the Fed
eral Government tried to make them
20 back to Oregon the Modocs began
fighting, and sought refuge in the in
accessible lava beds. A commission
was sent to treat with them. The
commission established its camp
about two miles from the retreat OF
the Modocs in the lava beds and mid
way was pitched a tent at which the
council should be held.
No sooner had the commissioners
assembled in the tent than they found
that death was at hand. Captain
Jack suddenly shot General Candy,
| adviser of the commissioners. Can
by's throat was cut and his uniform
stolen. The Rev. Eleazer Thomas, q
commissioner, also was slain and his
body robbed and mutilated. Two OIL
the commissioners escaped.
The United States Government then
put a large body of troops in the field,
and the Modocs were pursued night
and day until they surrendered. Octo-
Der 2, 1873, Captain Jack, Black
jim, Boston Charley and ~Schronchin
Jim were hanged at Fort klamath,
Oregon, for the murder Of Candy and
Thomas. Soon afterward the Cali
fornia. Modocs we're taken to Indian
Territory.-3aXter Springs Corre-
! spondence, Kansas City Times.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
Gold Output.

The Westralian gold output from
1886 to the end of May, 1909.
amounted to 19.5O4.O93 ounces. and
dividends amounting to S87,31G,G40
have been paid 10 stockholders in
that period. There are 1000 stamps
in Western Australia in use and the
machinery employed at the mines is
valued at 10000 600. Over 10000
men are employed in the mining in
dustry.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
Up to Him.

"See here" asked the cautious
stranger, eff I decide to stay here
for a week how much is it going to
cost me-" :,
"You can answer that best your
self" replied the clerk of the Flori-
da hotel. How much have you got?"
Catholic Standard and Times.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
A Wrestler.

"Have you no occupation, my
man." asked the lady at the kitchen
door. .
"Yes'm," replied the tramp; I'm a
wrestler"
"a wrestler?"
"Yes'm; 1 wrestle with poverty
manufacturers Statesman.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
The Margin That Saved Him.

"You own an automobile, I sup
pose?"
mo; T would like to, but I've al"
ways been just a little too poor
Just a little tooSpoor? : Man, you
don't appreciate how lucky you are"
Boston Transcript.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
Critical Moment For Hubby.

Mrs. Newbride-"John. dear, why
are some grocers called green grocers
and some not?" ;
Mr.. Newbride Feeling that he must
maintain his reputation for knowl-
edge at any cost)-"Er-the green
grocers, darling, are the inexperienced
who start in by selling on credit. -
Boston Transcript.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
The New Baby.

T~eacher-"I shall not keep you
after school, Johnnie. You may go
home now"
Johnnie - Il don't want ter go
home. There's a baby just come to
our house.
Teacher-''You ought to be glad.
Johnnie. A dear little baby
Johnnie (vehemently)-"1 amt
glad. Pail blame me-he blames me
for acknowledgements.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
The Main Difference,

Papa" asks the little boy, 'how
do men and women pick out the hats
that will be most becoming to them"
"A man, my son." explains the fond
father, selects his hat by the size,
and Il woman chooses hers by the
price. Chicago Evening Post.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
Or Move to Philadelphia.

"Dingley is awfully out of sorts
since the Administration turned him
down"
.'What does he say about it,"
HE says he wishes the waters OF
oblivion could roll over him."
Then why doesn't he u for Vice
Observation-Disclosures Plain Dealer,
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
Did He Get It?

A sailor had just shown a lady over
the ship. In thanking him she said1
II am sorry to see by the rules that
tips are forbidden on your ship
"Lor' bless you, ma'am," replied
the sailor; 80 were apples in the
Garden Of Eden."-EVerybody's.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
In the Meat Line.

The butcher sat in his lonely shop,
His ~cleaver and saw were still,
The packing houses were all shut down,
There was nothing there to kill.
The cattle. hogs and sheep ran loose
On the Western plain and farm,
For life to them was a grand sweet song,
With nobody near to harm.
The herds went wandering DER the lea
In the twilight and the dawn,
With never a thought of future things,
For the meat boycott was on.
w. J. Hampton. in New York Tribune
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
The Reformer Speaks.

Hank Stubbs-'I never could see
any sense in that expression, Six Oh
one and half a dozen Of the other"
Bige Miller How would you
have it," /
Hank Stubbs-"Why, Six of each,'
of course. boston Herald.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
ITidO'S Portion.

did you give the scraps Of meat
10 the dog, Norah?"
"vcu forgot, mum. that we'd quit
eatin' meat, mum, but Oh give tn
basic tn carrot to"s an pertaty pa.
III s,"-Los Angeles Express.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
Heard on q Street Car.

Forgot to wind my alarm last
night" !;
"And so oversight yourself, eh?"
"No, sir. Would you believe 1t, the
surprise of not hearing it go off woke
me quick as a wink?"-Boston Tran
&.
script. .. ..... .
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
No Joke.

eff an old maid says No when he
proposes, is she playing the o
q~uette?" /
mo, she's playing the fool."-
! Cleveland Leader.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
Not COllutpd.

There are 10000 reformed spoilers
in the United States. This does not
include those who have their own pri-
vate system OF spelling.-Washington
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
Taking a Chance on Him.

"What was you askin' for the wd-
der's bonnet, NUM-"
"Well-er-I thought ninepence."
"'E's very i'll, mum; I think Ih
risk 1.-THE Taller. -,
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
Appreciation

Father said little Rollo, was
George Washington a greater man
than Santa CLAUSE" :
II won't say, my son, that he was
greater, but he has proved much less
Observation-Disclosures Star. !,
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23

The wife of Il farm laborer near
Exeter has given birth to her twenty
second child. All the family are alive
and we'll.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
Out Of the Frying Pan.

Beacon-"So Henn-Peck wants to
90 to Congress, does he?" q
Hill-"Said he'd be willing to go
most anywhere to get away from
home a while. Boston Herald. Z,
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
Very Likely.

Patience-"What Is she doing with
all the alimony she's getting?"
Patrice-"Oh, she's saving it sd
she can support another husband."-
Yonkers Statesman.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
Lucky Dog.

Here's a remarkable. gold coin I
want to show you, old man." :
"Ehi" This is an ordinary half
eagle. What's remarkable about it,"
ut belongs to me."-Boston Tran
script: !.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1910-03-23
Precious.

Marks-"Why In the world did you
put your lunch in the safe?" :
Parks-"S-sh! Keep it quiet, old
man; but that unpfetentious looking
little package contains a boiled egg"
Boston Transcript. -
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-08-04

grew stronger, and within three months
! was a perfectly we'll woman.
IL want this letter made public to
show the benefit women may derive
from Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound."-Mrs. JOHN G. MOLDAN,
2l15 Second St., North, Minneapolis,
MINI.
Thousands of unsolicited and genu-
Inc testimonials like the above prove
the efficiency of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, which is made
exclusively from roots and herbs.
Women who suffer from those dis
tressing ills peculiar to their sex should
not lose sight of these facts or doubt
the ability of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound to restore their
health.
IfyOu want special advice write
to Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass.
She
confidential. For 20 years She
has been helping sick women in
this way, free of charge. Don't
hesitate write at once.