Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-10-19

MOI IL he Isn't married, apparent
ly," remarked Dearest. but I knew she
| only said It to tease me.
20. come. now" expostulated;
you know you aren't going to stick
up for wild westerner from the
American backwoods"
Wherever they may be-" put in
my wife. who has spent the greater
part OF her life In the states and is
fonder OF that country than | think
she should be-
From the American backwoods." I
repeated. that you've never even
seen. against poor old Terhune! Why.
he probably wears scalp lock and
brandishes a tomahawk, for all you
know!"
She smiled pityingly at my primitive
notions OF American civilization.
which," she said, "Terhune or the
third cousin? You're very ambigu-
Gus. Wilfred. Besides. you know lots
better than that"
/ hung my head in well-affected con-
fusion and admitted that / did.
Don't be silly" she admonished.
though could see she thought my at
titude good one, and tapped me on
the head with her thimble. II hurt
little and pretended to be very angry
at the liberty.
Just you stop that" l cried, sud
denly ninging my arms around her
and pinning her so tight to her chair
she couldn't speak And don't pre-
tend you're not going to agree with
me about Terhune! It's a serious mat
ter. and you know It! The old boys
In a hole and / want to help him OUT"
| And you expect me to provide the
method Of exit, isn't that it," asked
my prisoner as soon as she could get
her breath
Exactly" 1 said, setting her free
and settling myself in another chair
that was conveniently close to her.
Pitch in and tell us how to go
about it," And leaned back and lit
a favorite pipe of mine for which
had long ago gained permanent par
don from Lady Vincent Which title,
by the way. explains the fact that my
older brother Edmund had died short
ly after our wedding trip. making me
Lord Vincent instead of Lord Wilfred,
and at the same time my father, the
duke OF Totten's, heir. At length my
oracle ceased puckering her pretty
brows and spoke. 81 think" she said,
we might manage II II we gave a
small house party and had two Of the
Agathas who stayed with me q year
ago during the time when 1 was car
rying out the conditions of my IA
theirs will and friend Terhune as the
only guests"
withdrew my pipe from my mouth
and my gaze from the broken roof
line Of Wyckhoff castle and the tops
OF our famous Wyckhoff oaks, which
| was all my lazy line OF vision held,
| and sat up
i know it's an idea," I remarked,
but L can't seem to get the inner
significance of it-a house party for
week with just two Agathas and
Ierhune for guests. How"
But she interrupted me. yes" she
said. so far you're quite right. But
don't you see. Freddy, dear. that the
Agathas l meant to invite are Agatha
First and Agatha Sixth. In the first
place, they are the only Agathas of all
the six yet unmarried, and in the sec
onu place, they just happen to be the
two girls Archibald showed the most
interest In at the time you two men
were guests at Castle Wyckhoff for
the first time"
OF course" I cried, 81 see 1t now!
And you think he'll have more OF a
chance with them than with strange
girls he's never seen before?"
The secretary, I mean my wife
as 1 say the other name will slip out
occasionally sometimes when I'm
talking of old times-smiled indulgent.
ly AS | argue It," she said, ut will
be his only chance. He couldn't hope
TO accomplish anything In ten days.
In regard to girl he doesn't know,
and II you will remember Agatha
Sixth showed a marked liking for him
at that tlmei A most important point
In favor of his speedy MARRIAGE"
Then why not ask just Agatha
SIXTH Why have Agatha First, too?"
l inquired innocently.
Dearest allowed the most delightful
little expression OF pity for my linn
tied masculine intelligence to dim the
brightness OF her eyes.
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