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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-08
DRUGGIST is GooD-NATURED
Example Of How Dispenser of Pills
Is Imposed Upon by Many
Thounhtless Persons.

He came to town and wandered into
the big drug emporium without re
moving the mud from his boots.
DO you give four stamped enve
lopes for nine cents, mister?"
we generally charge ten. but
guess you can have them
Got any sample cough drops?"
Here are a few"
ANY old cigar boxes you don't
want?"
Here's a couple"
"All the 1910 almanacs gomez"
Long ago."
But other drug stores keep a few
on hand"
we don't"
That's funny. Let me see some OF
your fancy sweet SOAP"
Want to buy a box?"
Nope, want to study the French
names. Some of those city college
gals are coming down on the farm to
board and want to spring a few
French words on them. that's all"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-08
Bad BLOOD

Before began using Cascarets had
q bad complexion, .pimples on my face,
and my food was not digested as it should
have been. Now am entirely we'll, and
the pimples have all disappeared from my
face. can trtithfully say that Cascarets
are just as advertised; have taken only
two boxes of them"
Clarence R. Griffin. Sheridan. Ind.
Pleasant Palatable Potent. Taste Good
Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripa
loc- 25c. soc. Never sold in bulk. The gen.
uine tablet stamped c C c. Guaranteed 10
cure or your money back.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-08
Early HabIt.

Mrs. Judson-Have you ever noticed
the polite consideration Mr.. Blysterre
shows other people? At the dinner
table, for instance, he never puts a
morsel into his own mouth till every
one else has been helped and is eat
ing.
Mr.. Judson-Oh, what you term his
consideration is only an illustration of
force of habit. His wife used to do
his cooking for him and he learned at
that time it was always wise to let
some one else test the food before
tackling 1t himself"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-08
Why He Was Thankful.

Weigler-You seem to have a won
derful friendship for Turner.
Gausley-I ought to have; he saved
my life once.
Weigler-How did 1t happen?
Gausley-He jumped into the river
after me.
Weigler-How came you to be in
the river?
Gausler-Turner had rocked the
boat.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-08
Invisible.

First Suburbanite-How's your gar
den, old man?
Second Suburbanite-It's simply out
of sight.
First Suburbanite-That's good.
Second Suburbanite-It's anything
but good. The grass and weeds are q
foot high all over it.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-08
AooordInn 20 Measure.

"Yes," said the man with the au-
burn tie. as he lit the stump of a cigar.
II have bushel and half of chill
dren. MY name is Peck, and l have
six"
That's pretty good" rejoined the
man behind the corncob pipe, "but
I've got a mile of them. My name is
Furlong, and I'm the father of eight"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-08
Counter Attraction.

Il was at Atlantic City when Glen.
Curtiss made his flights there"
What did you think of him?"
Didn't see him"
= Didn't see him?"
Nope, couldn't see him for the
Nathing suits"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-08
A Wonderful Breed.

Seymour hear you have evolved
a wonderful breed of laying hens?
Ashley-You bet l have! They beat
anything I've ever seen. They don't
ueed roosts.
Seymour-Don't need roosts?
Ashley-No. sir; they're laying
night and day.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-08

Things are done differently In Rus
STA than in this country. A jockey
was seen to pull his mount in a race
on one Of the tracks recently and one
Of the men who had bet on the horse
promptly shot him
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-08
Tho Artless Query,

''Yes," said the poultry fancier,
"these chickens are too expensive to
eat"
indeed" rejoined the young lady
from the city. Then why are you
feeding them?"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-08
Not Awkward.

anfeld-Bunyan can't take a step
without treading on some ones corn.
I Naylor-He must be exceedingly
awkward.
Canf1eld-Oh, no. no, he isn't; he's
merely unfortunate. The corns he
treads on is on the bottom of his OVID
foot.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-08
snuarInn the clnnIa.

Jiggs-I tell you. that new landlord
Of mine is pretty square fellow.
Biggs-So's mine; but he's always
round on rent day.-Judge.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-08

Mother-Do you think that young
man has matrimonial intentions. my
dear?
Daughter certainly do. mamma.
He tried to convince me last night
that l looked prettier in that two.
guinea hat than in the three-guines
one.-6craps
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-08

Red, Weak, Weary, Wntery Eyes.
Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You VIII
Like Murine. 1t Soothes. soc at You.
Druggists. Write For Eye Books. Free
Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-08

They say that women always read
the last chapter Of a novel first"
TT isn't so. l always read the hrsi
chapter frst."
~And then9-
Then / read the last chapts--
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-08
Instant Relief for All rves

that are irritated from dust, heat, sur
or wind, PETTIT'S EYE SALVE. AL
druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo,
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-08
Questionable Event.

Among other events, we shall have
sack race for ladies. Professionals
barred"
What do you mean by profession
alsf"
Those who have been wearing tube
Towns."-Answers
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-08
Looking Up Father.

MAY see my fathers record p
asked the new student He was in
che class Of 1877"
Certainly. my boy. What forY"
'He told me when I left home not
to disgrace him. and I wish to see
Just how far can go."-Buhalo Ex.
press.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-08

Mothers WIN find Mrs winslow's Soothing
eyrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-08

Java Coffee In Porto Rico.
Java coffee growing is now being
introduced into Porto Rico to meet
the American demand for q highly
favored aromatic coffee"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-08

Our idea Of a hopelessly sissy man
is one who can describe q Woman's
hat
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-11-25

AS result of the attempt upon the life
of James E. Devine. of Germantown, this
county. Tuesday night Of last week, Ray
mond jenkins. Lon boy and Pat Warren.
young negroes of the Germantown neigh
borhood. are in jail at this place on charges
of assault with intent to murder. jenkins,
who was in Washington hospital. where
he was undergoing treatment for a bullet
wound in the back. confessed to Sheriff
Welt, the official says, that it was he who
entered the house. and he also is said to
have Informed the officer that boy and
Warren waited for him on the outside.
jenkins said he was drunk and offered no
other excuse.
After hearing Jenkins story the sheriff
went to Germantown and arrested boy
and Warren. and jenkins was removed
from the hospital to the jail here.
The attempt upon Devine's life was, it is
said. prompted by his action in having a
negro woman of the Germantown neigh
borhoOd arrested on a charge of keeping
disorderly house. The woman was con-
victed principally upon Devine's testimony.
About II O'Clock Tuesday night. it is re-
lated. a negro was detected by Devine's
little son crawling across the floor with a
razor in one hand toward the bed where
Devine lay asleep. The boy awakened his
father and the negro made leap for the
window, but Devine grabbed loaded rife
that stood in the corner of the room and
fired before the intruder could jump. The
man was struck in the back and fell to the
ground below. and was helped away by his
companions. In the morning Devine found
goods boxes piled against the the wall of
his house. showing that the ascent was
made that way.
jenkins the next morning applied at the
Washington hospital for treatment, and
that led to his arrest
Raymond Jenkins, Lon boy and Pat
Warren. charged with assault with intent
to kill, have been indicted by the grand
jury
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-11-25
Social Service League.

The sixth session of the Maryland State
Conference of Charities and Corrections,
of which the Social Service League of Mont
eomery County is the offspring. met last
week at Frederick. Nd Its president is the
Hon. Jos. d. Baker, Of Frederick. Officers of
the league and members Of the executive
board attended.
The objects of the conference are stated
as follows This conference provides the
opportunity for public discussion of num-
Der of problems related to the conduct of
philanthropic activities. the treatment of
various classes of people who are unable
alone to cope with living conditions as
they are. and related also to needed State
legislation on charitable. correctional and
public health lines
The Social Service League was organized
to extend help to the unfortunate of Mont
gOmery county along these lines.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-11-25
Religious Notices.

Services at Ascension Church, Gathers
burg. every Sunday at 8 P. M.
Rev. ". D. Keene will preach in Rock
vile M. E. Church South next Sunday
morning and evening. All invited
Baptist Church, Rockville, services every
Sunday morning and night. with sermon
by the pastor, Rev. 0. W. Henderson.
Rev. j. r. King. of Richmond. Va, will
preach in the Presbyterian Church, Rock
vile, on Sunday. November 9th. at II A.
M, and 7:30 P. M.
The Church-Music Class will meet Mon
day. November 9th. at 7:30 P. NJ. by
request of Prof. Birch. for rehearsal. at the
Episcopal Church, Rockville.
Rev. VIM. L. Smith will preach at Po-
tomac M. E. Church South next Sunday
at II A. M; Jamestown at 3 P. M. and
Germantown at 7:30 P. M, Communion
at Jamestown.
There will be services at Hermon Presby-
terrain Church. near Cabin John, Md, next
Sunday as follows Preaching at $50 P. M.
by DR.. Geo. S. Duncan Sunday School at
2:3O P. M. Everyone most welcome.
The third Quarterly Meeting for Potomac
Circuit, NJ E. Church South, will be held
at Germantown on Tuesday, November
29th. Preaching at II A. M. Quarterly
Conference Immediately after the sermon.
Rev. Frank B. Cowell will preach at the
Germantown Baptist Church next Sunday
at II A. M. and at Travilah Baptist Church
in the afternoon at $50 O'Clock. There
will be no preaching service at Lower
Seneca Baptist Church this week.
Mt. Zion Baptist Church. Beane. Md.
Rev. Melvin G, Leaman, pastor, preaching
every Sunday. First Sunday. at II A. NJ,
every other Sunday at 8 P. M.
Sunday School. first Sunday. at 10 A. M.
every other Sunday at 2 p. M.
Upper Seneca Baptist Church. Rev. F. B.
Cowell pastor. Rev. 0. B. Falls. the popu-
lar evangelist of Baltimore, is holding
gospel meetings every evening this week
at 7:45 O'Clock in the Baptist Church at
Cedar Grove. Three services will be held
on Sunday at II A. NJ, 8 and 7:45 p. M.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-11-25

At recent meeting Of the Home Inter.
est Club of 0lney district resolution wa:
adopted favoring the bill introduced at last
session of Congress for the establishment
OF Federal children's bureaus to collect and
disseminate information affecting the vel.
fare of children. The resolution sets forth
that the continued existence of our nation
depends upon the welfare and development
Of our children" and the States represen-
tatives in Congress, to whom copies of the
resolution were ordered sent, are urged to
give the measure their support.
The Rockville Woman's Club met on
Thursday afternoon of last week at the
club house, twenty-five members being
present. The responses for the day were
bright sayings of children, and the pro-
gram rendered also included a paper on
THE Fendal System" by Miss Daisy Ma
gruder; discussion of Household Man
aeement and Economy" participated in
by Mrs. VIM. H. Talbot, Mrs. Winfred
Berry and others; reading from THE
Triumph of Edward Mcdowell" by Mrs.
Edwin Smith; book review by Mrs. r. C.
Warfield, and music.
Mr.. John W. Darby. aged 81 years, died
last Saturday night at his home at Gath
ersbure, this county. of pneumonia. Sur
vivine him are his widow and two daush-
tiers, Mr.. Darby was lifelong resident of
this county. For about twelve years he
taught in the public schools. He was
son of the late John W. Darby, and was a
brother of Judge Remus R. Darby. of the
Orphans Court, and Mr.. Richard E. Darby,
of the Democratic State Central Committee
Of this county. The funeral took place
Tuesday morning from his late residence
and interment was made in Monocacy
Cemetery at Beallsville.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-11-25

In sad but loving remembrance of our
darling son Grove. who was killed by the
accidental discharge of his own gun No
vember 80, 1899, youngest son Of w. II.
and Louise Page.
Sleep sweetly noble heart and true.
The tempest Of thy life Is DER.
No bafiied hopes or pang Of woe
Can ever grieve or wound thee more.
Sleep sweetly in thy hallowed dell.
Just DER the hill not far from me,
The tears and prayers and constant thought
Still tell the love that lives to mourn
for thee.
The passed eleven years have been SO
dreary.
Our aching hearts grow sad and weary
As we sit and think of thee.
Sometime the clouds will disappear and
we will understand
In the fullness Of His Grace.
We shall behold forever
Our loved ones face to face.
He is happy with his dear sister and
brother
His loving parents.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-11-25
Odd-FelIOWs' Fair.

The first annual fair of the Boyd. Mary
land. Lodge No. lat, |. o. o. F.. will be held
in the Town Hall at Boyds. Maryland, two
evenings. beginning Friday. December End
and continuing until Saturday evening, IL
P. NJ. December 3rd. 1910.
The fair will be open at 4:30 P. NJ. and
special attractions to amuse and enter
tain the crowd will be in order,
A fine orchestra has been engaged from
washington to entertain those who attend
An oyster and meat supper will be
served. Refreshments will also be served
Come and spend an enjoyable evening
or two with u.s.
BY order Of committee,
E. d. LEWIS,
Chairman.
john w. WILLIAMS, Noble Grand
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-11-25
BrOOkeVille Camp.

BroOkeville Camp, No. l5,205, Modern
WoOdmen Of America met in Band Hall
last Wednesday evening. Upton T Rainbow
Assistant Deputy Head Consul. presiding.
After the transaction of business, Clerk
Robert Z. Baker sprane a surprise upon
the camp by opening large package and
displaying the five multiple badges ordered
by the camp a few weeks ago These
badges are exceptionally fine as they can
be worn in parades and at funerals and
the jewels can be taken off and worn sep
arately in the lodge room.
Brookeville Camp continues to grow and
its prospects are bright for a goOdly menu
bership.
NeighbOrs VIM. +. Gregg. Vim. b. Mich
olson. C. W. Musgrove. C. II. Groomes. j.
W. Dill and r. M, Pennington entertained
under the head Of the social entertainment
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-11-25
Notice to taxpayers.

The Treasurer or his assistant will be at
the following places 10 receive taxes as
required by Section II, Chapter III. Acts
of 1905:
Laytonsville Higgins g. Bells store. II
A. M. TO 3 p. M. Wednesday. November
is. and II A. M. to 3 p. M. Thursday. De-
cember IS. 1910.
Clarksburg Buxton 4 Hiltons store, II
A. NJ to 3 P. NJ. Saturday. December IL.
POolesville-The POolesville National
Bank will receive taxes every day during
banking hours from persons presenting the
proper bills
Potomac -. G. Stones store, II A. M. to
3 p. M, Wednesday, December 7.
Colesville-T. X. Cissel's store, II A. M.
TO p M, Saturday. November 10.
Brookeville j. II. Parsley's store. II A.
M. to 3P. NJ. Wednesday. December IA.
Darnestown-R. B. Beall's store, II A.
NJ. TO 3 p. NJ, Saturday, December 10.
Bethesda--A. Wilson & Bros. store, 2:3O
TO 8 p. NJ, Friday. December is.
Sandy Spring-The First National Bank
Of Sandy Spring will receive taxes every
day during banking hours from persons
presenting proper bills.
Gaithersburg-Firs National Bank, $50
A. M. TO 3l5 p. NJ. Friday, December 8.
DuiuCoNmC-N' iNs yiC . OtOfc, lUsJV 10
2, and Woods store, GAINESVILLE Station,
2:30 to 8 p. NJ. Wednesday, December IA.
Damascus E. Beall's store, II A. M.
to 3 p A.. Wednesday. December 81.
kensington Kensington Bank will
receive taxes during banking hours from
persons presenting proper bills.
Silver Spring Silver Spring National
Bank will receive taxes from persons pre-
senting proper bills during banking hours.
These will be the last visits for the col
lection Of taxes and all bills not paid at
this time will have 10 be paid at the Office
Of the Treasurer In the Court House. at
Rockville. on or before January I, 1911, or
the same will be advertised as delinquent,
as required by law.
Persons who have not received their
bills will please write at once for same.
Taxes now bear interest at the rate Of
s per cent per annum from September LIST
1910.
BERRY Z. CLARK.
nov ltd Treasurer
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-11-25

This year the ladies' Of the Baptist Church.
Rockville. will hold the annual supper and
sale Of fancy articles on Tuesday and We'd
nesday, December 9th and 7th. beginning
each evening at o'clock.
The affair will be very much enlarged
over previous years. Those desiring to
purchase Christmas presents in advance
will find many beautiful and useful arti-
cles at the different booths to be erected
in the building.
All may get another Of those regular
Baptist suppers on each evening.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-11-25
Father Inherits 100000 From
Infant Son.

AS heir of his infant son. who died July
is last. aged six years, Joseph H. Bradley,
OF this county. will receive 100000. The
boy was entitled to third interest in the
estate Of Mary C. Parrish, Of Luzerne
county, Pa. who died last October. As he
had no brothers or sisters, the father is
entitled to his estate.
The American Security and Trust Com
pany Of Washington. is administering the
Parish estate and has requested Mr.. Brad
ley to take out letters Of administration on
the estate Of his infant son.
Mr.. Bradley says he has paid all the
claims against the boys estate. He is
represented by Attorney s. Duncan Brad
ley.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-11-25
The Rev IrI Y. Hicks 1911 Almanac

The Rev. Irl r. Hicks Almanac for 1911.
that guardian Aneelin hundred thousand
homes, is now ready. Not many are now
willing to be without il and the Rev Irl r.
Hicks Magazine, Word and Works. The
two are only One Dollar a year. The Al
manac is IS cents prepaid No home or
Office should fail to send for them. to Word
and Works Publishing Company, St. Louis,
Missouri
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-11-25

Office Board Of County Commissioners.
In accordance with Section 177N. Chap
ter 484, Acts Of the General Assembly Of
1910, notice is hereby given that Messrs.
NJ. d. Knight. VIM. M. Candy and Benton
G. Ray, examiners appointed by this Board,
will, on Saturday, November 10Th, at II A.
NJ. meet on the premises to examine into
the public need for the opening. determining
the probable cost thereofand assessing the
DAMAGES and benefits caused thereby, Of a
road leading from the Columbia Road. at
Wheelers gate. in Colesville district. for a
distance Of about one and one-quarter
miles through the properties of Mrs. Chas.
Emack. VIM. A. Burroughs. Sarah F. Hop
kins, Geo. W. Bowles. Elizabeth Z. Wheeler
and Chas. W. COnley to the Prince George
county line.
JOSEPH T. WHITE. President.
BERRY z. CLARK, Clerk.
nov Aid
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-11-25
MONDAY. the 5th day Of
December A. d. 1910,

at the hour Of 4:30 O'Clock, p. NJ,
all the property mentioned in said mort
gage, consisting Of LOT NO. Is. IN BLOCK
NO. 81. in the Takoma Park Loan and
Trust Company's Subdivision Of Takoma
Park, according TO a plat Of said subdivis-
ion duly recorded among the Land Records
Of Montgomery county. Maryland, in Liber
J. A., No. e. folio 1893 ct seq.
TERMS or SALE An cash. Of which
fifty dollars ($50.00) must be paid at the
time Of sale. Conveyancing at cost Of
purchaser. L.---.-.
PRESTON B. RAY,
nov ltd Assignee.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-11-25
MOrtgagee'S Sale.

BY VIRTUE Of the power contained in
mortgage from Ida B. Faber and Joannis
j. Faber. her husband. 10 the United States
Savings Bank Of Washington. d. C., dated
the 18th day Of February. 1909. and re-
corded in Liber 204. folios 456 ct seq, one
of the Land Records Of Montgomery county
Maryland. the undersigned. Preston b. Ray.
Assignee. will offer at public auction. TO
the highest bidder on the premises, on
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-11-25
Souvenir PostaIs.

Nicely colored Postals Of the various
Government Buildings, etc. can be had at
Reisinger's Bakery. Mail orders promptly
filed. Price, 2 for Sc Postage prepaid on
so cents worth.
We have also had made in Europe some
fine colored Souvenir Postals Of Rockville,
for which we will be pleased to fill orders
at same price
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-11-25

It's just as important that you be clean
inside as out more 50. In fact. Unless
your system Is entirely cleansed Of all Inn
purities, you cannot be one hundred per-
cent healthy. physically or mentally. HOl-
listers Rocky Mountain Tea Is the greatest
systemic cleanser known. G. W. Etchison,
Gaitherabur1