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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Miss Helen Hardness with
the Troubadours this year is
featured as the best entertainer
possible.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07
Seed Corn

l have 1000 bushels Of the
1908 Reeder Yellow Dent crop
at $1.00 per bushel at the crib.
Inquire Geo. Coulthard. a15
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Get Troubadour tickets at
Robt. w. Harvey's Drug store.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Talk to your friends, it may
be possible they haven't heard
Of the Troubadours concert at
the new theatre and Trouba-
dour dance at Neufiind's Hall
April 18th. Concert 35c and
dance $l.00
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Before you paint your house
let us send a man around and
estimate on it. We may save
you money and we will certain
ly save you a lot Of trouble.
G. S. Osborne.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Mrs. G. B. Smith is in Omaha
for a few days visiting relatives.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07
You Must Get a Move On Yot

Hurry! Hurry! Everybody
is buying Chi,Namel varnisb
for their hardwood floors and
furnit ure at Robt. w. Harvey's
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07
nra. Tanisiea & Tarnisiea
No. Valley, la.
M Valley hospital DR.. Hiese
Physician in charge.

Drs. Gamble & Gamble, Oste-
pathic Physicians. Corner 4th
and Huron SITS. If
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Don't miss the event Of the
season "The "Troubadors
Apr. 16.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Make arrangements for Tro-
tickets today don't
keep all of the good things
away from Mo Valley.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Get Troubadour tickets at ].
D. Browns Drug store.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Clarinda, Ia, is about to
pass an ordnance compelling all
teamsters, coal haulers, ect., tc
use wide tired wheels. All of
the principal streets are paved
and they claim the narrow tires
will destroy the paving much
more rapidly. If this is true
of paving, what must be the
effect on ordinary dirt roads?
This subject could be discussed
in this country to good advant-
age.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Everyone that has the price
intends going to the Trouba-
doris concert at the New The
atre April 16.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07
S o D A

How do you pronounce S o d a?
Everyone who knows ours pro-
nounces it pefect. No change
in soda or price. lOc
C. s. Osborne
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Dr.. Tamisit a reports the birth
of a ten pound boy TO Mr.. and
Mrs. Ray Hutton.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Roy Rodens' youngest child
is reported very sick today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Another Biography picture
story "On the Reef" at the Palm
tonight.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

A great western picture enc
Mans Land" at the Palm to-
night.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Jack Brunias Of Spencer, Ia
was in this city yesterday visit
Ing friends.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Chester Neuind and Miss
Mary Travis were married in
Omaha today. After a short
wedding trip they will move in
to their new home on Sunnyside
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07
Everybody invited.

Mrs. Francis Buxton Shinn
of Norfolk, Neb. visited friends
here today enroute to Omaha.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Haveiock has gone dry. The
Lincoln street car company has
realized big returns since Lin
coin went dry and Havelock re.
manned wet but now that they
IRE both dry, people will have
20 go to Omaha for their wes
goods A peculiar feature o.
he election was that they ais
urned down a water franchise.
They still have buttermilk left.
Prompt relief in all cases Of
hroat and lung trouble if you
,se Chamberlain's Cough Rem
4ay. Pleasant to take, sooth-
ng and healing in effect. Scld
ny Doty and Peterson Tho
druggist. a3O
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07
Fol-. Sale

Having purchased an auto
mobile, my two-seated carriage
is for sale cheap.
If w. M. Carlisle.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Ambrose Burke is in Council
Bluffs on business today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07
Card OF Thanks

The husband and children Of
Mrs. j. S. Fountain extend to
their friends their thanks for
the kindness they have shown
during the sick ess and death
of heir balevd wife and mother.
J. S. Fountain.
And Children.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

C. A. Lisle who went to
Waterloo, Iowa, on business a
few days since, came in on the
morning train to meet his wife
who is here on a visit and left
on the afternoon train for their
home in Clarindia, Iowa.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

II. II. Dickman ard Family
and Chas Dic!sman and family
are spending the day at Cut off
lake.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Ed Myers has bought two
hundred acres Of land near
Alliance, Nebr.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Mrs. Charley Ford and child
rem of Fremont are in this city
for a few days visit with friends
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Carroll Bolter of Logan drove
down in his machine yesterday.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Chas Ellif left today for
Illinois on a combined business
and pleasure trip. He has dis
posed of his interests here and
is seeking & ne}y location.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Mr.. Howard of Vermont is
here preparatory to Starting
work on the Hubbard tomb.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

T. A. McCune of Newport,
Nebr., is visiting the Roden
families.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Mrs. j. Vanscoy of Logan
vas a Mo Valley visitor yester-
day.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Mrs. j. R. McGayran returned
today from Nashville. Nabr.,
where she has been visiting her
daughter.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

The six year old son, of Al
bert Driar, living. near Honey
Creek church, fell against a
disc harrow yesterday and had
his left leg badly crushed. DR..
j. l.. Tamisiea was called and
reduced the fracture.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Mrs. w. e. Fensler and daugh,
ter Helen are Omaha visitors
today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

w. E. Roberts is on the sick
list.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Mrs. r. Ne"ta5, Mrs. II l.
Alarich, Mrs. Curtis and others
arc attending q missionary
meeting in Logan today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

If you want to hear some
good high class music and wish
to"shake"yo feet afterwards,
go to the Troubadors Comet
and dance April l6.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Watch for iNeaslers cut price
grocery sale. The largest ever
pulled off in .sEo Valley.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Ia a talk with hAiii,. StarnDerg
this morning be stated that the
Boyer ditch would ne completed
by June LIST at the latest and in
all probability before that time
They have about a mile and {
half yet to dig and at the pres
ent rate, they are digging ap-
nroyin,atnIv a milo a ma4th
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07


If you haven't been called
upon this week to engage your
ticket for the Trobadours, you
can secure them either at
Robt. w. Harvey's or j. D.
Browns Drug stores.
The fire losses in Council
Bluffs for the month of March
was only $4,000
There will be no services in
the Baptist church Sunday
next on account repairs being
made to the church.
A great western picture "No
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

MIR. and Mrs. Earl Edgecomb
drove up from Omaha today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

The union services for Sun
day. first will be held at the M.
r. church, at 1880 P. M.
The sermon will be preached
| by the Rev. MacAllister.
The music will be led by the
choirs of the M. E. and Presby-
]terian churchs.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-04-07

Mrs. Allen House and son
Chas have returned from q
three weeks trip to Hot Springs
Arkansas. She is much inn
proved in health and likes the
country immensely.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-08-30
HYHAWKER JOTS

"a merciful man is mercifu1 to his
beast and will see that 1t has plenty of
gasoline" says the Emporia Gazette.
How is my hair looking?" an Atchi-
son woman is credited with having ask
ed her husband when they were out in
hair or our hair?' he queried back and
then added: 1.-The SO worth I bought
you looks all right"
Walt Mason's attention is hereby
called to the fact that a man with
whiskers six feet long has just arrived
in New York from Austria. This will
surely lead to an editorial in the EN-
poria Gazette. calling for stricter i'm
migration laws.-Ottawa Republic.
A jamestown man was arrested the
other day on charge of selling liquor
in violation of the prohibitory laws. He
was emphatic in his denials and in
sisted that he would never think or
selling any of the stuff because he
could not get enough for his own con-
sumption.
The Lawrence Journal has investi-
gated the matter and feels safe in adj
vising its readers that there actually
was such a thing as a battle at Osa-
handful of followers participated on
the one side with a larger number of
Missourians on the other.
A wichita real estate man, the Ea-
gle says, was showing a prospective
farm buyer over a farm. Along the
creek bank were signs of debris left
by a high water on trees. The buyer
asked the cause and was told that the
marks were left by hogs rubbing against
the trees. Farther on they found the
debris eight and ten feet above the
ground When they had gone entirely
over the place the farmer said that he
did not want to buy the land, but he
W ould like to buy one Of those hogs.
Mrs. J. Pink Willoughby and
daughter, Nanceigh, have issued invi-
tations for a small party upon their re-
turn from the mountains next Thurs
day. reports the Winfield Free Press.
at will be called a Swaght party and
Winfield is assured that this is the lat
est craze among those who spend the
summer away from home and find
that the old man has left doors and
windows open and the house Is full OF
flies At the Swaght party the guests
some in with dainty beribboned swat
tiers and have a contest to see who can
kill the most flies. Ordinary flies
count 10. water bugs Is. mosquitoes
SO, bottle flies 80. snakes 100. Mice
and rats are tabooed and are never
discussed in polite resort circles. Any
one seeing mice or rats is not supposed
to notice them. The one having the
highest score will be presented with a
dainty little plaque made by the sum-
mer resort Indians on their reservation
near the hotel garbage pile"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-08-30
QUAKER MEDITATIONS.

TFrom the Philadelphia Record.J
Common sense isn't half as common
as 1t sounds.
The black sheep of the family is
sometimes blonde.
Truth may win in the long run, but
a lie is more of Splinter.
It frequently happens that a man is
in by refusing to help another fellow
out.
The man who looks well in a bath
ing suit would look twice as well in
anything else.
Half the people who are trying to
get into society ought to be arrested
for counterfeiting.
A woman at the theater gets almost
as sore at the villain as a man at a
ball game gets at the umpire.
Blobbs-'I once taught a girl to
swim in three lessons" Slobbs-"Was
she as unattractive as all that?"
After a woman has been married
about Is years she can tell from one
kiss just how many drinks her hus-
band has had.
women are curious things re-
marks the Manayunk Philosopher.
1--WE can't live with them, and we can't
live without them
Customer am looking for some
fishing tackle" Floor Walker-"Yes.
sir. You will find the corkscrews in
the hardware department"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-08-30
GLOBE SIGHTS.
tFrom the Atehison Globe.l

kfTOnl IIl0 k1SC11AoOAA N1AOOO'1
Some men have this way Of telling
a lie: 1T don't know it, but 1 firmly
believe" so and SO.
The politician has a good deal to
say about the Intelligent Voters, but
he doesn't believe much OF 1t.
We have noticed that in countries
where chickens sell at very high prices
chicken diseases are very hard to COM
IT am glad I'm not independent"
man said recently IF I were, I'd go
to the dogs There's something in
that.
Atchison has good many automo-
biles, but not a single Limousine; in
deed, we Atchison people can't pro-
nounce the word.
LAS I grow older. 1 find more and
more of my time is required to tell my
wrongs; 1 do not accomplish much be-
yond expressing my indignation. -
Parson Irvine.
A man will have a secret. Suddenly
Now, how did that get out?" He told
it, that's how it got out. Tell other
peoples secret, but say nothing about
your own.
An Atchison man who has just re-
turned from his vacation, spent four
hours on a lake trip, and the ship on
which he was a passenger was never
out of sight of land. But he tells the
same old story: the storm was so ter
rible that the captain became pale with
fear.
Let a man get the idea in his silly
noodle that he is very popular. and
that the people are crazy to elect him
to a lucrative Office, and everybody
will eulogize him, although the people
may know he hasn't the slightest
chance of success Why do people do
this? It's plain love of mischief. Peo-
pie show the same love of mischief in
a hundred different ways.
People are returning from their vaca-
lions. We hope they will be as easy
as possible on those of US who remain
ed at home. Their real experiences are
a good deal more interesting than the
made up ones. Scrimping and saving
FIVE months before going, and scrimp-
ing and saving five months after re-
turning, is more bother than the va
cation is worth. CThat's the argument
Of those of US who remained at home.)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-08-30
HARMONY SHOULD PREVAIL.

President Taft's plea for harmony,
presented so forcibly in his letter
to the Republican congressional
committee, which will take its
place as one Of the most i'm
portant documents to be circulated
during the campaign, ought to appeal
strongly to all classes and factions of
Republicanism in each and every state.
Most of the battles within the party in
the several states have already been
fought at the primary elections. and
the results should be accepted as a
voters in those states.
AS Mr.. Taft points out in detail and
in most effective fashion, the accom-
plishments of the party during the last
session of congress are of such char
acter that they are entitled to the un-
divided support of all kinds of Repub-
licans. Mr.. Taft shows that the Re-
publican party has been progressive on
the most important questions of the
day Not only that. but his are pro-
gressive plans for the future.
This is particularly true in respect
to tariff legislation. President Taft
recognizes the need of further re-
vision He points out that the
presidential tariff advisory COM
mission is doing a work which will
make an honest revision of the tariff
possible. If congress will only display
the willingness to take up a program
of tariff reform. schedule by schedule,
as the Investigations concerning each
individual schedule are completed. In
this way. the steps to revise the tariff
downward which were taken during
the special session of congress can be
followed and augmented.
Nothing exists in the present tariff
situation which should divide the Re-
publican party. A good start has been
made by it in the present tariff law to
revise the tariff downward. The op-
portunity is at hand to continue the
good work along Just and scientific
lines. It should be taken advantage
of by all kinds of Republicans, except
the few who have begun to believe in
free trade and they belong in the other
party.
1t is shown conclusively by Presi-
dent Taft that his administration and
the work of the recent congress have
been such as to warrant the support
of all Republicans. And this is espec-
Tally true of the good that has already
been done in the way of tariff legisla-
ton and the things which have been
accomplished to make better revision
possible. In states where "insurgent"
Republicans have forged their forces
to the front 1T is quite as incumbent
on the part of the other Republicans,
who opposed, to support them, as 1t is
for insurgents who have not won out
to support the regulars who have Only
In this way can the supremacy of the
Republican party be maintained.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-08-30
IN THE WORLD OF TRADE.

Eliminating the more or less disoui-
citing effects that the political cam
paign to be waged in the next two
months will have on the affairs in the
business woodland 1t is not believed
that they will be serious, or permanent
ly so, at any rate-conditions appear to
augur for good business activity dur
ing the fall and winter months This
is especially true of the western sec
ton of the country where there is not
the pessimism that prevails in the east.
These are the opinions OF Henry Clews,
the New York banker, who voices them
in his current Weekly Financial Review
as follows:
aside from politics, the situation is
somewhat conflicting. The process of
readjustment in industrial and CONNER
cial affairs is making steady progress;
and though not by any means compile
ted, the general situation can be accept
ed as safer and sounder in consequence
of the rectihcation already ACCOMPLISH
ed 1t is hardly to be expected that
the arrangements following so many
years Of uninterrupted prosperity can be
satisfactorily adjusted in the short
space of seven months Nevertheless,
the country is making excellent prog
ress, not only in recovering its equili-
brium, but in actual recuperation. Fort
unately our crop outlook is better than
month ago. Corn has been making
steady progress during the past week.
and the outlook for a 5000, 600, 900 bush
ell crop is fairly reasonable, if damage
by frost be escaped. Cotton is also do
ing well and should, if free from frost,
furO ont 1ar0or than 0na TINA ap-
ticipated. 1t will be remembered that
wheat has already disappointed the
pessimistic predictions of July. There
is, therefore, now little or no danger
of crop failures. and the country is al
most certain of securing a fairly salts
factory harvest. Although prices are
frequently lower than a year ago, they
will yield good profits to farmers. This
probably explains the continued optim-
istic reports which come from the west,
that section having steadily refused to
seriously sympathize with the pes
simism which has spread all through
the east. The further west one goes
the more optimistic is the temper
There has been noticeable i'm
provement in the banking situation at
the interior, resulting from the precau-
lions enforced by bankers for the last
month or six weeks. Liquidation has
not only checked unhealthy speculation
in the interior, but has forced a freer
marketing of crops which had been held
back for higher prices. This was strik-
ingly demonstrated by the recent large
increase in grain receipts at primary
points compared with a year ago. The
demand for money to move the crops
at the west and south has already be-
gun, and henceforth the surplus re-
serves of the New York banks may be
expected to decline as western institu-
tons draw upon their balances in this
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-08-30
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

IFrom the Chicago News.l
Jealousy indicates misplaced affec-
ton.
Many far-sighted man is a close
observer.
The rest microbe is responsible for
a lot of laziness.
Wise is the man who doesn't know
more than he should.
After a young man kisses a pretty
girl once he gets the habit.
1t takes a widow to flirt and make q
man believe that she doesn't.
Smiles cost less than electric lights
and they make the home brighter.
Too often the supposedly dead past
is merely a case of suspended ANNA
ton.
A quick way to remove the faint
from other peoples money is to get
your hands on it.
A woman may not have faith in a
physician, but she believes everything
the beauty doctors tell her.
It's surprising how many things q
girl can learn at boarding school
that will never be Of any use to hss.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-08-30
HUNOR or THE Day

Little Fish-What are your summer
plans? Big Fish, shall get away as
usual-New York Sun.
assault Esd hey My dsar a tna
you ought to see his facer-St Louis
Star.
Murilla-Do you consider engagements
binding? MISUNDERSTANDING II one
didn't there would be no fun in breaking
them.-Illustrated Bits.
Beck-Do you believe. that marriage is
means of grace? Peck-Sure! Anything
is means of grace that leads to repen-
The small boy was making his first long
trip away from home. Grandpa" he said
whats a NOTWITHSTANDING show?" you
are" groaned his grandad. who had vol
unteered to be his sole companion on the
journey.-Chicago Tribune.
Dissatisfied Lodger-And I know some
thing about apartments. Mrs. Pincher
You don't suppose 2po I'VE LIVED Ua v In them
Pincher-Hi shouldn't be at all surprised.
The Taller.
the owner of the garage. After you sep
extent. "-Washington Herald.
Mrs. X-The flat above us is unoccupied
right now-why don't you come and live
there? Mrs Y.-Oh, my dear! We've been
such good friends, and 1 hate to start
quarreling with you!-Cleveland Leader.
How is the magazine man getting along
whom you hired to run your newspaper"
ct haven't broken him of all his old
habits. When news is dull he promises
a lot of fine news for the next number"
Louisville Courier-Journal
IT want a mourning hat as am in
mourning" said the Indiana lady to the
milliner. But my daughter here" wav-
ing her hand in the direction of her COM
panion. sis a wilder of two years stand
ing. and she is in light distress. You
might show her a hat with some red
feathers on it."-Harper's Weekly.