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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-08-24
Didn't Want to Miss n.

The old lady was taking her FIRST
ride on the steam cars.
Now, mister" she said to the CON
ductor. this is my first trip on the
cars and want you to kind OF looh
after me-"
All right ma'am." replied the
ticket puncher. ri see that you get
through all right"
And" continued the old lady, I'll
the train runs of the track and rolls
down an embankment. be sure and
wake me up"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-08-24
Feminine Diplomacy.

Gsraldine-Mildred is anything bu,
a beauty. and I've Often wondered
how she ever induced Fred to pro
pose.
Emeline-It was due to her diplo.
macy.
Geraldine-Diplomacy
Emeline-Yes. Fred met her down.
town one day and invited her to
lunch-merely as a matter Of courtesy
you know. Well, in giving the order
she managed TO order the things he
liked best. and the result was he pro-
posed to her then and there"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-08-24
GOOD Jokes
LUCKY AFTER ALL.

Yes. they saved and economical
for years."
"Yes?"
And ut length they had enough
saved with which to buy the coveted
automobile"
"Yes?"
Yes. and he took the money and
bought gold brick!"
"Oh. well. It might have been much
worse"
How can you say so?"
He might have bought the automo-
bile; the upkeep cost OF gold brick
Is comparatively nothing"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-08-24
Tltewad,s Eorethouaht.

Il understand that your engagement
with Miss Slim is off?"
Yep. I'm going to marry Miss
Plump"
"How's that happen to happen?"
Cost OF living. II married Miss
Slim would have to fatten her at my
own expense. while Miss Plump has
already been fattened at the expense
of her father"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-08-24
Crushlnu.

Mars. on being introduced to Bel.
Iona, became very sentimental "You
look nice enough to eatl' he simpered.
She regarded him severely. "You
mistake the name. sir! Bellona, not
Bologna" quoth she with crushing
frodeur.
Whereupon such of the gods as were
within earshot gave way to Homeric
Iaughter.-Puck
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-08-24
Ice WAGON Comedy.

Driver ION front)-l wasn't always
driving an ice wagon. once owned
a string of horses and wore diamonds.
Wsigher ION back) -Thats nothing.
i used TO own me own mansion and
motor every day to kill time.
Boss ION sidewalk)-Say you fell
lows stop letting off so much hot
air." will you? First thing you know
you'll melt the ice and we'll 20 short
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-08-24
FaIIinq sioht.

Il guess that awf'ly nearsighted fell
Ter that calls on sis is getting worse
said Jimmie, aged twelve.
That's just enough from you. jim. .
said the indignant girl.
What makes you think ne is get
ting worse. James" inquired his IA.
Their.
Cause I heard Sis ask him las
night II he thought she was the blair
ney stone"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-08-24
Tralnlnn for Eoothall

Church. feel some concern about
my son.
ootham-You mean the one in col
lege?
Church-Yes; you see they are talk
ing OF abolishing football.
Gotham-Oh. Is he a football play
e.?
Church-No, but he's studying to be
a surgeonl-Yonkers Statesman.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-08-24
Things Wln lake a rurn.

It was the kind of banquet we some
dimes read about.
The tables fairly groaned under
their load Df good things.
But the hungry guests quickly re-
lieved them OF their burden.
After-dinner speeches were next ia
order
Then It was the guests who
groaneG
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-08-24
Little Tommy,s Question.

UP to the zoo the other day little
Tommy noticed a large South Ameri.
can bird with long golden wattles
which kept Hopping clumsily about.
"Oh, mamma" the little fellow
shouted, as bright idea popped into
his head. why doesn't the poor bird
wear pin In his scarf?'-Harper'
Bazaar.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-08-24
His Personal Loss.

Two census takers met.
Did you go through Seminary ave-
nue. yesterday" inquired one.
NO" replied the other. "Why?"
L notice that two men were muir
dered ont there last night"
"Confound It," cried the other man
with much bitterness: that's Just my
lucki I'm out a nickel"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-08-24

Upson-Do you have to be exam.
med by a physician before Joining the
AvIators' club?
Downing-No; not until after you
hays made your HySt 0ight
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-08-24
The Def Hard

The Widow--Oh. Mr.. Smith. you'll
never make me believe that?
The Candidate said had never
loved a woman till now; not that no
woman ever loved me; course. ]
wouldn't say anything so stupid AZ
that---Throne and Country.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-08-24
FIRE INSURANCE

Is the cheapest and best security q
man can buy. IL saves him from worry.
perhaps from ruin and hi5 family from
want The rates are not very high.
I viii be pleased 70 give them to any
one who will come in and talk the mat
ter over. Only safe companies repre-
sented I. 7, Ncpousal. ceredo. W
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-08-24
DAISY CAME FROM ENGLAND

uong preserved in memory OF Sill
William Keith and the gay life here
OF the dashing, pleasure loving lieu
tenant governor) has OF late become
known as "the home OF the daisy."
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-08-24
Just Like Their Offices.

Were going to have lot of den.
lists over this evening. Where do
you suppose they will feel the most
ct home in our placer"
Why. the drawing room, of course
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-08-24
New OPPORTUNITIES.

The folly that will ne'er be suu
New plans may now commences.
The man who rocks the airship viii
BE next in evidence.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-08-24
Wherein II Differs.

You may lead n horse to water-put
You can't n mule, you know,
III the cranky. measly, long cared mutt
Just doesn't choose TO go.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-08-24
The CITY Treasurer.

He smiles TO see the wheels 20 round
His gladness comes In chunl.s:
The wheel tax brought him. az he found
Some 5000 plunka
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-08-24

Tom-Ever have the nightmare7
Jaek-No; bave nothlpg but horse
less dreamA
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-08-24

Tom is very new at politics.
Yes, he heard a man say the other
day that he would rather be right
than president. and Gruet replied that
ne didn't see why a man couldn't bs
both"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-08-24

Mrs. Jones-Don't you think Bob
Hardkon is foolish to get married! :.
The doctor says he can't live over q
year!
Mr.. Jones-Hes very foolIsh-those
chaps usually live longer than any.
body else.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-08-24

He latter he snatched kiss)
please pardon me. but / couldn't help
myself
She-You don't expect me to hand
them to you. do you?
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-08-24

FIT z Z y years
had been allow
ed. under the
plan c on I e m =
plated. for WHIP
ing out or paci-
flying the saw
ages of Formo-
sa. But now II
The Greeley tribune., 1910-01-13
NOTICE OF SPECIAL MEETING OF
THE STOCKHOLDERS OF THE
WINDSOR RESERVOIR L.
CANAL COMPANY
TO the Stockholders of The Windsor

10 the stockholders of The Windsor
Reservoir and Canal Company:
We, the undersigned stockholders
of The Windsor Reservoir and Canal
Company, who own in the aggregate
more than 10 per cent OF the entire
One Hundred Thousand Dollars of
the stock of said company author
lied and outstanding, hereby give
notice. that special meeting of the
stockholders of the SAID The Wind
sor Reservoir and Canal Company
Is hereby called to meet at the Of
fees of said company In the City OF
Greeley, County of Weld and State
of Colorado, on Tuesday. the first day
of February, A. ID. 1910, at 3 O'Clock
in the afternoon, for the purpose OF
considering and taking action upon
the. proposition to extend and con-
tinue the term of the incorporation
of our said company for Twenty (20)
years longer, the said company hav-
ing been formed and incorporated
on the first day of May, 1890. and ex-
piring according to law on the first
day of May, 1910 That at said meet
ing the question of renewal of extern
sion of the corporate life of said com
pany and all the rights, franchises
and privileges thereof shall be sub
mitted to the votes of the stockhold-
ers of said company, providing a
majority of the stock of the corpor-
alton be there represented as pro
vided by law, and to take such fur
ther action and authorize such pro-
ceedings in relation thereto as is by
law provided.
Dated at Greeley, Colorado, this
pnth dow of har
Il. X. PACKARD,
Owner of 2 shares of stock of said
company.
l.. c. w. GAVIN,
Owner of 4 shares of stock of said
company.
E. l.. HENSLEY,
owner of s shares of stock of said
company.
]. ID. WILSON,
Owner of shares of stock of said
company
ALBERT F. EATON,
Owner of 6 shares of stock of said
company.
BRUCE G. EATON,
Owner of 5S shares of stock of said
company.
FRANK G. REEMAN,
Owner of shares of stock of said
company.
w. w. BROWN,
Owner of o shares of stock of said
company.
w. p. ALLEN,
Owner of shares of stock of said
company.
GEO. l.. JONES,
Owner of IA shares of stock of said
company.
First publication in the Greeley
Tribune January 6, 1910; last publ
: cation January 27, 1910.
The Greeley tribune., 1910-01-13
IMPORTANT MEETING OF
FARMERS HELD AT WIND
SOR FRIDAY AFTERNOON

Windsor. Jan. THE labors of
the committee appointed at the re-
cent called meeting of the chamber
of commerce have resulted in Il large
and representative gathering OF
Windsor farmers here today. Cen
eral dissatisfaction with crop condi-
tions and the rates paid by the lac
tory led to the demonstration. Up
till IL O'Clock little was accomplish
ed A committee was appointed to
confer at the noon hour and decide
on the exact cost OF raising an acre
of beets in the Windsor district. rms
report was submitted al the alter
noon session and furnished work
ing basis for such further steps as
the gathering wished TO take.
The general feeling. according TO
the trend OF the speeches made. was
that the sugar company is not DONG
the right thing by the farmer.
1t is more than likely that II the
farmers of the Windsor country de-
eide that they will refuse to ralse
more beets for the company, that the
agriculturists in other portions oi
the country will follow suit and the
sugar company will be confronted
with gigantic question. when ma!
result in the closing OF one or two OF
the factories.
In the event that the farmers de-
eide that they will continue to raiSe
beets, all will be well at least ior
another year All depends on the
action taken at Windsor and the
county is waiting anNiously FOR 'he
result of the meeting.
The Greeley tribune., 1910-01-13
SALE OF SCHOOL LANDS

Notice Is hereby given that l will
SCI, al public auction. to the highest
EriShponsible r., bidder. ON the End day OF
, ne olilce OF the state Board of Land
commissioners, Capitol Building, Den
yer Colorado. the following described
lahds, situated in Weld County, Colo
rtuo' r,' W.; ldO acres. NV a, See. 80,
Twp. North, Range 65 West, at a
provement $ll,20O.
subject to any or all easements or
rlghts OF way heretofore legally OBJ
t2ihed and now in fun force and effect,
II any there be.
deserving, however, to the State of
colorado all rights to any and all min
erals, ores and metals of every kind
ana M character, and all coal, asphaltum,
under said land. and the right of in
Sress ana egress for the purpose of
mining, together with enough OF the
surface of same as may be necessary
Tor the proper and convenient working
OF such minerals and substances.
value OF improvements on this land
as appraised by this department.
sale Application No. 200.
No land will be sold at less than the
minimum price per acre. as given above.
order, and each tract will be sold as
described above-be the same more or
less.
Terms of payment shall be as fol-
To S25 per acre, 10 per cent OF the pur-
chase money on the day of sale. the
balance in eighteen equal annual pay
ments at per cent per annum. Lands
selling at more than SIS per acre and
less than $7J per acre, 20 per cent cash
on the day of sale, the balance in four
teen equal annual payments at per
cent per annum. Lands selling for s75
ana upwards, 30 per cent cash. and
balance IN seven equal annual pay
ments at per cent interest. If the
| purchaser does not own the improve
ments, he must pay for the same n,
sale. Purchaser will execute bond, as
provided in Section rs, act of July ! /
| 1919, must be citizen of the United
| states, or one who has declared his
| intention of becoming such, must pay
appraisement and advertising fees.
| The Board reserves the right to re,
| ject any and all bids.
| No sale shall become effective unit
passed upon by the State Land Board
b. l.. JEFFERSON,
| Register State Board of Land Com
| missioners.
First publication in Greeley Tribune
January 6, 1910; last publication, Jan
uary 27. 1910.
The Greeley tribune., 1910-01-13
State OF Colorado, County of welds
In the District Court q
SUMMONS

State OF colorado, County of Weld
IN the District Court
SUMMONS
Horace G Clark and w. X. Gircros,
piaintils, IA pAcrest,
Inc Esta.e OF Peter q. Bradstraet do.
ceased auu me unknown heirs ~, !, ue ,p.
u. bradstfeet, deceased. deisndoa,i ", ie'er
The People OF the State OF OnIor,da
10 the uhkhoNn heirs OF peter r. IL ol
street, aeceased, the deiendants nosDa ~, ~
named, Greeting; ABOVE
You are hereby reouir.d
action bronshl against you by Iha ,,,nrn -, a.,
named pIaihtllls, IN the District un"rt vi
We!o eV1n'y, state. OF Colorado. and
snsrtv davs sf,a complaint therein within
served wi.hih this County; or il served
out of tnls County. or by pubiicoi' inn
within tm!ily days after the service here
Judgment By default viii he taG an aoe' an,'; ot
you sccording to the prayer OF the com.
paint: and IL copy OF the complaint in
me eI4e e.hs s,nrd untltled action be not served
with tnls summons, or il the service here.
Of oe maoe out OF this State then ten davs
Sdqstionsi TO the time hereinbefore speci.
NEG noLod .oa bel"rs blPsarhnee bo ana answer will be
default a. Aforesaid w
rhe saio action is brought to quiet the
title 70 tne following described land stu
steo IN "elu county. Colorado, to wit:
Township four north, range sixty Sly
west, which lies on the east and sonth
side of the right of way of the ditch
known as the Farmers Independent
Dttch, containing two hundred and
eighty acres more or less, and Including
therein tne southeast quarter of Section
twenty-nine, township four north. range
sixty'siX west, and also a piece or parcel
VI land IN the northeast quarter Of said
section t"enty'nine, township four north
range stSty'sN west, beginning at the
southeast corner OF said northeast quar-.
ter and running thence north variation
fourteen degrees thirty minutes east
one hundred and seyenty-tive feet: the
west two hundred and eighty.two feet:
THENCE south one hundred and seventy.
Hte feet; thence east two hundred and
eighty-two leet to place OF beginning, as
Will more lully appear from the com.
plant IN sald action to which reference
Is here made; copy OF which is hereto
attached and served upon YOU
And you are hereby notified that if Won
fail to appear. and to answer to the said
complaint as above required the said
plain MS Will take Judgment by default
against You according to the prayer of the
said complaint.
Given under my hand and the seal OF
said Court at Greeley, in said County, this
nth day OF december, A. D., 1909.
(SeaD
FRANK MADDEN, Clerk Of Distric,
Court, Weld County, Colorado,
BY GILBERT q. ENGLISH, Deputy
First publication in Greeley Tribune
December 2S,.l"O9, last, January l3, 1910.
The Greeley tribune., 1910-01-13
Stockholders Meeting

Notice is hereby given that the an
nual meeting OF the stockholders OF
the North Poudre irrigation com
pany will be held at the city hall in
Fort Collins, Colorado, on Monday,
February &, 1910. at o a. M, for
the purpose Of electing a board of
directors for the ensuing year and
for the transaction of such other
business as may regularly come be-
fore said meeting.
Dated at Fort Collins, Colorado,
this 18th day of January. A. ID. 1910
l.. c. MOORE, President
Attest: l.. c. BUTTORFF, Sec
The Greeley tribune., 1910-01-13
NOTICE OF FINAL sETTLEMEN'
In the Matter of the Estate of Mary
CrOWeIl Deceased.

Notice is hereby given, that on
Monday. the 18th day OF FepruaiS,
A. d. 1910. being one of the regular
days of the January term OF the
County Court of Weld County, in the
state of Colorado. we, Samuel Grow
ell and George II. Hall, executors OF
said estate will appear before the
iudge of said court, present our llilal
settlement as such executors, pray
the approval of the same. and WIZ
then apply to be discharged as sutu
executors. At which time and place
any person in interest may appe"'
and present objections to the same
If any there be.
Dated at Greeley, Colorado, jan
uary 10, 1910.
SAMUEL CROWELL ana
GEORGE II. HALL.
Executors of the Estate of Mar!
Crow IL, deceased. -.
First publication in Greeley irlo-
une. January IS. 1910; last pubiic"-
tion. February 3. 1910,
The Greeley tribune., 1910-01-13
Stockholders Meeting

Notice is hereby given that The
annual meeting of the stockholders
of The Windsor Reservoir & Canal
Company will be held on the first
day of February. A. d. 1910. at 10
o'clock in the forenoon in the office
OF the Weld County Savings bank,
in the City Of Greeley, Colo, or the
purpose of electing FIVE directors for
the ensuing year, and for the trans
action of any other business that
may properly come before said meet
ing.
G Y. JACKSON. Secretary
The Greeley tribune., 1910-01-13

The People of the State of Colorado,
to John ). Loomis, John Doe, Richard
Roe and Jane Doe, the defendants
above named GREETING:
You are hereby required to appear in
an action brought against you by the
above named piaintiH in the District
Court OF Weld County, State of Colo
rado. and answer the complaint therein
within twenty days after the service
hereof, il served within this county:
or, il served out of this county, or by
publication, within thirty days after
the service hereof. exclusive of the day
of service; or Judgment by default will
be taken against you according to the
prayer of the complaint. And if copy
of the complaint in the above entitled
action be not served with tnis sum
mons, or If the service hereof be made
out of this state, then ten days addi-
tional To the time hereinbefore speci-
menNsIf default as aforesaid.
II Ysaid action Is brought that tn
claim in or to Lot Number Twenty
-four CID in Block Forty-three tio
in Tie City of Greeley, Weld County
Colorado, according to the recorded
map or plat thereof. or any part there
/ of; mat the title of the plaintim b'
QuIeted as against the defendants, an'
each of them, and all other persons
! claiming by under or through them
/ ana hat the title to said real cslal,
MAY be adjudged to be in this plaintiff
free and clear from all claims estates
( titles or interests, made by any othe
persDn: and that these defendants, au'
each of them, be forever barred an'
estopped from having or claiming an!
righ. or title adverse to TINS plainui
in and to said premises, as VIII NOR
{ fulB appear from the complaint in sal'
action to which reference is here madc
a cony of which is hereto attached an'
/ served upon you.
/ And You are hereby notified that /
/ you tail to appear. and to answer l,
the aid COMPLAINT as above rtIulrtd
/ the aid plain tiff Will take judsmen
] by dafault as liust you according Il
I the prayer of said complaint.
Greeley. in sal County, this S0th da.
OF November, !,. II. 1909.
tStalD JOSEPH c. EWING.
Attorney for Plaintiff.
First publicat, ON in Greeley Tribune
December %. 'O9; last publication
January 13. 1915
The Greeley tribune., 1910-01-13
Notice of Annual Meeting

Notice is hereby given that the
annual meeting of the stockholders
of the Greeley Irrigation Company
will be held on the first Tuesday in
February, 1910, the same being Feb
ruary 4. 1910, at the hour of /
O'Clock p. m. of that day at the
compapys office. 500 Ninth street
Greeley, Colo. for the purpose OF
electing a new board of trustees for
the ensuing year. to levy assessments
to pay debts and operating expenses
and for such other business as may
properly come before said meeting
w. L. KINSELLA, Secretary.
Greeley. Colo. January .. 1910.
The Greeley tribune., 1910-01-13
NOTICE OF APPLICATION TO LEASE
STATE LANDS
nm,.,. of the Stnte Bonrd of Land
commissioners

Denv0r COIo., Jam. o, I9IU
Notice is hereby given that Lekoy
BAIRD, whose postofice address Is Gree
I",t Colorado. has made application No;
11eSo' co iraSa the following described
school sS6S lands, situate in Weld county
Srniorado' fo-wit: SEA of Sec. 80, TWP.
& n. Il. 65 w. ,o ~.
have described lands will be consid-
Srsd after February 3. 1910.
''e' II. l. JEFFERSON,
Register state Board Land commis-
First publication in Greeley Tribune
January Is. 1910; last publication rep
r.trnrN 3. 1910.
The Greeley tribune., 1910-01-13
NOTICE or ADJUSTMENT DAY


The Undersigned. having been ap-
pointed administrator of the estate o.
V-Cid in fbr State Of Colorado, de-
Gsased. S9sH hereby gives notice that he
viii appear before the county Court
OF said Weld county, at me Court
Monday, the 14th day Of February \.
d. 1910. at the hour OF 10 o'clock a. m,
of said dav. at which time, an persons
having claims against said estate are
nGtified and requested 70 attend FOR
the purpose of having ne same az,
usted All persons indebted TO sal"
estate are requested to make lmmt-
1iate payment TO the UNDERSIGNED.
Dated at Greeley, Colorado, inns sun
dav of January. A. u. l9lO.,,
Administrator Of the estate OF Li|"le
SchicS, deceased, r,. ,,..,.
II n. HAYNES, Att9rn,eIy,
First publication in Greeley Tribune
January Is. 1910; last pubhaeton FEB
ruary 3, 1910.
The Greeley tribune., 1910-01-13
rsTuAy ADVERTISEMENT

Notice Is hereby Eiven. to whom it
CnnCeru that the following de-
w" L1 IA pgtr1y animal was taken up
Ts,,, Platteville colorado, on or about
IT,C,'S,,nr,ber 80, 1909. to-wit: One gray
dea bitten horse. weight about lioU
,n,'igs no visible brand, age unknown.
enid animal being unknown to this
board, unless claimed, o,n ny owner s stror on or
LII iNa sold hv this board for the bene-
w the owner when found.
lg!r \T,F BOARD OF STOCK 1NSPEC-
TION COMMISSIONERS. Denver,
colorado.
The Greeley tribune., 1910-01-13
NOTICE or NPIlICSTioN TO LEASE
STATE LANDS
utvicc of the State Bonrd OF
Iund Commits >iuncr>

Denver, Colo, Dec, Is, l3UH.
Notice is hereby given that Peter
Brown, ST.. whose postotIice, address is
Greeley, Colorado, has made appleH-
ton No. 1924 to lease the following
described school lands situate IN Weld
County, Colorado, to-wit; NEA Sec.
SO. Twp. 6 n. L. 65 ". ~ ,.
aboyc described lands will he constd-
cred after January 1S. 1910.
Il. l.. JEFFERSON,
Register State Board Land ConmiS-
FIRST publication in Greeley. Tribune
December -. 1909 last publication
January 12 1910.