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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-11-08

Henry T. Evans. of New York. who is
al the Arlington, said last night that he
believes that Stimson viii be elected to-
day.
Il do not know why I feel that Stim-
son will be elected. but such is the case.
On the surface, the whole thing looks
anything but encouraging for the Re-
nublican ticket. but in fact, there is
much hope The East Side OF New York
will turn ont an overwhelming Republi-
can StiInsoB vote. Roosevelt Is just as
popular with the East Side foreign pop
ulatioa as he was when he was a candi-
date for the Presidency. Another factor
(which will help 10 elect Stimson Is big
un-State vote The whole state has never
been stirred as 1t has been during this
campaign. and everybody is sairly bub-
bling over with politics There Is more
confusion than ever. and a Republican
will think many times before he will cut
his own ticket. The consequence will be
that there VIII be little. If any. detection
from the Republican candidate to Dix"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25
BUSINESS CHANCES.

Wanted-General representative tor
success hand vacuum carpet cleaner.
Sells for $l5 The only successful SIN
gle person machine on the market bis :
gest kind of profits, Write for terms
Hutchinson Mfg. Company. Wilkins
burg, Pa.
Wanted-Immediatel Marshalltown
representative. Either full or part
time Mostly office work. Large cor
respondence school corporation. Courses
covering most every line. Thousands
successful students turnout union.
Strongest student and national en-
dorsement. Established is years. Doing
good business now your locality. Best
selling courses Uneaualled advan-
tages. Very. profitable commission
basis. $50 necessary to swing this
but this you can get back within sixty
DAYS with an extra $3.50 profit Per-
fectly secure Immediate action nee
essary as there is bunch of immedi-
ate local business ready now for repre-
sentative Send copies reference letters
and full information yourself first let
ter. Enclose &c stamps. Address Inter
State, Agency Dept. Box 1888. Omaha.
Eeb
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25
THREE EXCEPTIONAL BARGAINS.

34O-acre farm. near town. Davis
county, Iowa LAYS we'll good soil all
tillable. fine improvements. 500 per
acre. 400-acre farm. mile OF good
town Wayne county Lays perfect
Best corn farm in iowa 225 acres in
corn. Every foot OF ii tillable. Fine
improvements. 500 per acre. Easy
terms, 2s5-acre farm. near town. De-
catur county. Lays iiue. good soil. no
waste. well improved. 500 per acre.
Easy terms. The crops on these three
farms will speak for Themselves. They
are our three best bargains and are
going to move quick Dupre g. Son.
Toledo. Iowa
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25
, ou p..th Rat. in phIlIpuInea

Any ideas that the Philippines are
unhealthful A. an abiding place for
Americans would seem to be dissi.
pated by the statement tssued from
the bureau of insular affairs that the
death rate among the more than 5000
employees In the islands
for the quarter ended March 81 was
only 60 per 1000 year. These en-
ployees. OF whom some 800 are Amer.
leans. include all the officials and en-.
ployees Of the insular provincial and
municipal governments and the police
and fire departments OF Manila
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25

two South Afnsficans were altogether
too eager.
Orme decided 70 30 for . walk He
could think bsttsr in the open air. He
took up his hat and cane and dsscend-
ID tho elevator.
In the once the clerk stopped him.
"A man called to sec you . few
minutes ago. Mr.. Orme. When told
him that you were engaged with two
visitors he went away"
did he leave his Manner asked
Orme.
mo. sir. He was Japanese"
Orme nodded and went on out to
the street. What could . japanese
want OF h1mf
ITO Be Contiuued)
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25
WISCONSIN LANDS.
Richest undeveloped land en- the

Richest undeveloped land en- the con-
tincnt. 100000 acres Round Lake Wis.
farm lands thrown on the market at n
mere fraction OF future value. The
choicest. located in Sawyer County,
going at $3.50 to $50 an acre on long
time. Settlers and investors who act
quickly. sure to make big money. Re-
member. this land is equal in produc-
tive capacity to Iowa or Illinois land
that sells for 500 10 $3.50 per acre.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25
EXCLAMATION slmpls.

IBIS paper" said Meandering Mike,
wants to know why de cities 10 over.
crowded when dere 10 so much work
offered in de country" WELL" re-
sponded Flooding Pete. "ain't dat Do
reason?"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25
(To BE Contiuued.)
Picture. by reIearaph,

An Italian scientist sends pictures
by telegraph by decomposing them, as
1t were. into elementary signs. desig
pstcd by letters OF the alphabet. which
are transmitted in the ordinary way
and retranslated into copy Of tho
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25
Awful Confession.

Mother" said the repentant, "Tvo
n dreadful thing to confess to you.
Last night. when you told me to lie
down in bed. I lied down. but after
you turned ont the gas grounded my
teeth at you In the dark"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25
judicial Wisdom.

Philip of Macedon. in passing sen.
tence on two rogues. ordered one OF
them to leave Macedonia with all
speed and the other to ivy and catch
him--Plutarch.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25

and have him stand just outside my
door, with orders to enter II he hears
any disturbance" He waited at the
door till the porter appeared, then
told him to remain in q certain place
until he was needed. or until the
visitors left.
Senor Poritd remained downstairs
for several minutes. Evidently he
was explaining the situation to his
friend. But after time Orme heard
the clang Of the elevator door, and in
response to the knock that quickly
followed. he opened his own door. At
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25
GOOD IOWA CORN LAND.

40 acres. . miles from town. $50.
$50 acres. miles from town, $50: 12o
acres d miles from town. SO. ~
acres . miles from town, $50 These
are well improved must be sold soon
and are bargains. State Bank. Laurens.
Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25
Diverted Britjshers.

Tens Of thousands in our midst to.
day are suffering from the effects Of
too frequent meals. British Health
Review,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25
Tho Seeret

She--I don't see how the freshmen
can keep their little caps on their
heads He-Vacuum pressuro.-Cor.
nell Widow
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25
ClaS Sified Advertis ements
soton-Mo "a received 10 less thar cents

rainfall, Purest ot water!
Books and maps OF the Round Lake
free Address J r. Bates,
~ oodbury Bldg. Marshalltcwn. Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25
CUT RATE SHIPPING.

Cut rates on household goods q
Paciics coast and other points. 0u.
perior service Mt reduced rates. The
Boyd Transfer Company. Minneapolis
MINI
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25
MINNESOTA LAND.

Bumper crops IN Lyon. Redwood and
Murray counties Come and let US
show YOU the best crops OF corn. wheat,
oats. barley. rye and AJAX ~ any section
OF tho Nest We have a large list OF
tine improved farms that we are offer
inGs a, FROM $40 10 $50 per acre. any
one of when viii make the buyer
profit OF at least slo per acre befors
winter II you can't come now. writa
us stating what size farm you want and
Kind. ana we Will send you the descrip-
lions or some choice bargains. Bon-
unlllo x bartlett. Tracy. MINI.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25
Rand Growth o, Emalrs.

When Queen Victoria assembled tn
throne her subjects numbered los
600 900: when she died the dgur
were about 400 600 600
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25
We Give II up,

Who was the great woman who first
thought OF cooking sauerkrant and
spare ribs Standardization Globe.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25
FOR Observation-Disclosures.

For Saie-An A No. rubber tired
Can be seen at McCombs Bros.
barn f G. Mossman.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25

For Sale-Five horse power gasoline
engine. Phone 3S3.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25
A Barsain-So acres. with good II

For Sale---A f,ne S0-acrc farm 1 =
miles south of l.eGrand station within
miles Of four towns. under high state
of cultivation land lay fine Price $3.50
per acre oliver Olson. owner. Lee
Grand, Iowa
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25

For sale-Bicycle, coaster brake. in
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25
TO EXCHANGE.


lost-Leather hand bag containing
pocketbook and other articles. Return
To this office Reward
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25

viii Still Continue Ia buy all kinds
of junk and brass and hides at Max
Gervich's residence. Tl5 East Main
street Mrs Anna Gervick.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25

Southwest Iowa is fertile field for
the man with anything TO sell that
has merit. 1t is thickiy populated and
prosperous. Seventy thousand poo
pie in southwest Iowa read the daily
Nonparel II is tho great want ad
medium OF this section. II II known
far and wide as a producer OF results,
If you have land or anything else "a
sell or trade. get I'm touch with south.
west Iowa thru the Nonpareil. Write
for our special offer. Nonpareil. Coun-
eli Bluffs. Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25
MISCELLANEOUS.

Miss Anna Carter, Albion, lows. Is
exclusive agent for the Bennett Port
able typewriter for MarshaH county.
Iowa Address all orders to her. Price
SIS
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25

For Salc-No ! stock and grain
farm. Well oproved. plenty OF water.
Inquire 4 r. Smith. four miles north OF
Moutollr Iowa
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25

For Saie-On easy payments. par nix
lures new and second hand billiard
and pool tables. billiard and bowling
supplies We lead In cheap prices The
Brunswick Bake Collender Company
Marshnlltown. Iowa
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25
LIvEsTock-AoRsEs, ETC.

For SaIe-Two fresh COWS. Harry
Lundstrum. Liscomb. Iowa. Battin
Grove
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25

Wanted-Boy over is at Phsrl'" no
tel. Good pay. board and room 10 re-
liable boy.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25

Wanted-Six brick masons ana three
stone masons. one plumber and steam
filter: union scale. Carts tinpioS
ment Agency.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-08-25

Wanted-Man under 30 10 iit lo'
railway mail clerk; good starving sai
ary Rapid advancement; pest oPpoi
tunity in government service aei'a 'u'
immediate action; must be physically
.o,,,a and not afraid Of work. Address
Jntar-St.te Box 1888, Omaha. Neb.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-03
oriain Of Tory.

Sir Walter SCOTS explanation Of the
origin of tory" as give me- is not
quite the same as that OF other In
quirers. According to a high authori-
ty, the word is Irish for a 'pursuer"
and was at first given to moss troop
ers, who for their own v~illainous pur-
poses pretended to be on the side OF
the crown and the constitution and the
rights of property and In that dis
guise haunted the boys Of Ireland,
robbing the inhabitants In the name
Of the king. About 1850 those who
commended for the extreme preroga.
tves of the crown" had this contemp-
tuous term applied to them by their
opponents, and thus we arrive at the
meaning Of today. Macaulay points
out as a curious circumstance that
"whig" and tory" originally applied
as a term Of insult should so soon have
been assumed with pride. An odder
circumstance is that two great Eng
lish parties should have taken their
titles the one from the boys Of Ire
land and the other from the lowlands
Of Scotland.-London Times.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-03
Didn't Call Him Names.

Mlckey's mother visited a young
schoolteacher on the east side the 9TH
er day. says the New York Sun. As
nearly as she could make out from
the mothers splutterings the teacher
had been calling Mickey names that
lady would use and no dacint moth
er would stand for" The teacher
thought hard, but could recollect no
time when she had given way to an
impulse to call Mickey dreadful names.
Sure but you did," insisted the
mother. Il don't know what you
meant by it. but scurvy elephant is no
nice name to call a boy. That's what
he said you called hlm--a scurvy ele-
plant"
"Scurvy elephantl No." said the
teacher In a relieved voice; IL didn't
call Mike a scurvy elephant / called
him a disturbing element. and / re-
iterate my statement"
Mickey's mother went home partial
" satisfied, but not quite sure that the
teacher hedn't been calling her names
too.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-03
Gilbert Islands Tipple.

Neither tea nor coffee is drunk In the
Gilbert islands. but liquor named kara
fee, or toddy. 1t is the juice of the CO.
coanut tree, from which 1t Is drawn
daily at sunrise and sunset. To obtain
It the natives climb up the tall trees
and while extracting 1t keep up a con-
slant yelling to let those below know
that they are at work. The sap when
fresh Is a harmless and delicious bev-
erage, but after 1t has been kept a day
or two fermentation sets in and 1t be-
comes intoxicating. Karafee does not,
however, fly to the head, but q man
who drinks 1t TO excess loses the con-
troll OF his legs. However, when this
befalls a native he has sense enough
to remain indoors and shows his face
to NO one. for k his chief should ever
hear of 1t he would be tried and SEN
fenced to hard labor and a heavy fine.
In former days a native found intoxi-
Gated was tied to a tree and received
q hundred lashes, the blood fairly
streaming down his back. Besides
this, AL his lands were confscated to
the king forever.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-03

The Carthage News is entirely
correct in it's assertion that good
roads add to the value of farms.
Who would not pay much more for
. farm located upon a good hard
road leading to the market town
than for one located where the
market is practically inaccessible,
however good the farm in itself
might beY No other class of people
are nearly SO much intel ested in
good roads as are the farmers. II
means money, comfort, social advan-
tages and in every way a better out.
look on life for the farmer when
good roads connect him with his
market, his neighbors and the world
One good model rcaa would almos,
Instantly destroy the narrow preju'
dice which precludes the immediate
undertaking Of the system Of good
roads for the accommodation OF all
Of the people.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-03
THE HURON MEETING

In Huron the first OF this week
the stalwart republicans met in
response to a call issued from
WATERFOWL meeting. There were
present between 1000 and LOO
members OF that wing Of the party
from the various counties of this
state. There was a devirsity OF
opinion as regards the proposition
of nominating a full and complete
state ticket, many felt that the meet.
ing was justified aud should name a
ticket, others believed that under
the primary law that no body Of
men had a right to select a ticket.
After various conferences the large
crowd finally got together and we
believe it was the most harmonious
meeting eyer assembled when they
met and closed Sol. Starr as chair
man.
A ringing set of resolutions was
adopted. 1t was not thought advis-
able to nominate a ticket as such
action-while the wish Of many
was deemed contrary to the spirit il
not the letter OF the primary election
law and the ticket was left to the
petitions.
1t was clearly shown by those
present that Senator Kittredge was
still a great favorite and when he
appeared before the large gathering
he was greeted in such manner that
should convince him that his popu-
larity was not on the wane, While
no ticket vas placed in nomination
We feel confident in saying that the
stalwarts Of the state would endorse
$. III. Elrod for governor, Burke and
Martin for congress, j. HI. Parmley
for Lieutenant Governor, Johnson
for Governor.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-03

Even tobacco buyers have their trou-
bles. One Of them, who representa- a
New York house. met q Connecticut
man who had sold his crop. The buy
er was amazed at the price the man
said he had received.
~You have been cheated" said he.
'sYou are entitled to more money than
that"
'Well." replied the farmer. nothing
has been paid to bind the bargain"
Then I'll give you 8 cents more q
pound and a bonus of 500 for the
CROP"
Agreed" exclaimed the farmer, and
he received a check for the full
amC1nt.
"0h. by the way observed the buy
er. @who was my rival In this ransac-
ti0n7'
He was informed.
II might have known It." said he
sadly. 'That man q my partner
New York Press
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-03
Turnsr,s Little Astsrthouoht.

An English critics reference to Tur'
ner's fine picture ''The Wreck Buoy"
reminds a faithful newspaper reader
OF q curious anecdote In connection
with It. When Turner first sent this
picture to the Royal academy It was
hung among several brilliantly colored
pictures. On vanishing day Turner
found the effect OF his duh gray rem
dering OF a stormy e altogether
spoiled by its bright surroundings.
Without moments hesitation re
painted IN the lighted buoy In the fore
ground, and its dab OF crimson light
showed so brilliantly In its gloomy set
ting that Turner's picture became the
prominent one, and its rivals on each
sido were cast into the shade. It Is
curious. II true, that tho most notice
able feature Of the picture should have
been an afterthought.-Boston Tran
script.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-03

Hundreds of Webster Readers
Know What it Means.

The kidneys are overtaxed;
Have too much TO 90.
Thev tell about it in many aches and
pains
Backache, sideachs, headache.
Early symptoms OF kidney ills
Urinary troubles. diabetes, Bright's
disease follow.
The statements below shows you q
certain cure.
John w. Collins. ga E, 9Th Ave.
Aberdeen, 8. Oak. says: II am pleased
to recommend Doan's Kidney Pills for
they proved Of great benefit to me. For
two or three years / suffered severely
from pains in the small Of my back and
q soreness across my hips Ny kidneys
were also disordered, the secretions
being unnatural and containing q sedi-
ment. Since using one box Of Doan's
Kidney Pills, ! have noticed q wonder
full improvement. My back is much
stronger, the kidney seclstions are regu-
lar In passage and I feel better in every
way. am in . position to say that
Doan's Kidney Pills live up to represen-
tations."
For sale by all dealers. Price 80
cents. FOSTER iiburn Co., Buffalo,
New York. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's--and
take no other.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-03

We have been greatly pleased Al
the thoughtfulness Of the head
noguls Of a number Of expositions
corn palaces and poultry exhibits in
sending us a beautifully printed
admission ticket to their show. Our
heart is SO filed with gratitude to
these wise and generous men for
enclosing copy from seven to fifty
dollars worth Of advertising that we
are expected TO donate in exchange
Tor 2 two bit ticket that we couldn't
trade in as the first payment ON a
clay pipe. We absolutely refuse to
accept Of their unheard Of generosity
,as i might cause the financial failure
Is he whole blamed show. No. we
gently but firmly put temptation
aide By depositing ticket and copy
enrefolly 10 the waste basket.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-03

All indications point to the fact that
less than ten miles below our feet a
red heat is maintained permanently
and within twenty a white heat. zen
miles above us we have the pitiless
cold. far below zero. Of interplanetary
space. To what a narrow zone of
delicately balanced temperature is life
confined2
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-03
Very Annoxina.

ut is annoying to watch for a train
that's late"
"Yes, and 1t Is even more annoying
to wait for q train that was discon-
tinued the week before.
Herald.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-03
L.ono Drawn Out.

Judge-What is your name? Pris-
oner-J. j. j. j. John Jones. Judge
Why do you have so many Us in your
name? Prisoner-The preacher who
ehristened me suffered. sir.-London
Answers.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-03
Fate's JoIta

II fate hands out a bump TO you.
Don't quit the game.
There is no soft. upholstered road
To wealth or fame.
Keep plugging right along and say
When you fall fiat,
Another jolt from fate. but I
Expected that"
A grin Is better than a groan.
LIES oad is tough,
But jolts won't stop you IL you're made
or proper stun.
Detroit Free Press.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-03

To Get the Fourth Dimension Of Space.
Las understood after reading article
headed boy OF Ten Addresses Harvard
Teachers."l
Take a Observation-Disclosures and multi
ply by four.
"A sexicocehedrigon plus half as many
MORE.
suggest a minus
And you'l have a OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
cahedrinus.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-03
Word From sr'er Williams.

Ell de ferryman amt dar Wen you
gifts ter de river an de steamboats,
done blowed up think o. yo' swimmins
lessons an jump in, but fer de Lawd's
sake don't holler fer rope wen you git
halfway cross or de world IL laugh at
you an make you mad enough ter
wish you wuz lost in de Wilderness
Atlanta Constitution.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-03
MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR THREE STATE CAPITOtS
Figures From Official Records of State Treasurer
and the Annual Reports of the State
Auditor Regarding the State
Debt and taxation.
CAPITAL AND PRIMARY EXPENSES NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS COST

interesting and Exhaustive Certified Exhibit Of the Actual
Financial condition of South Dakota ToGay-State Debt
and Taxes Given at Various Periods for Comparison
as to the "Increased Cost of Living"-Big
Difference Between Elrod and Craw-
ford-Vessey Administrations.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-02-03
We have the Oakland Thirty" Cars

in roadster and touring car bodies and will soon have samples c
pleased to demonstrate to you