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The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-04-21

The residents of this county should
not fail to see to it that a good sized
representative delegation goes to
Fargo, June 22nd and 23rd, to attend
the State Good Roads Convention.
This is a state wide movement and we
ought to be represented.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-04-21

The time of making garden
is near at hand and it is also
time to pen up the chickens.
There is perhaps, nothing that
causes as much hard feeling in
a locality as for chickens to wan
der on a neighbours premises
and garden. Some say they do
not do any harm. That makes
no difference, your neighbor does
not want to be annoyed with
your chickens and you should
not cause trouble by allowing
your fowls to run at large. A
hen that will not stay in the en-
closure will usually make a fine
Sunday dinner.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-04-21
Baldwin News

The funeral of the late Mr..
Frank Algeo was held at the
home of Mr.. Alec Algeo on Thurs
day afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Sowden
of Valley City, who are visiting
ing this vicinity, were detained
here by the three days storm.
We hope this is our last snow
storm; many say it was the worst
of the season that is the length
of time it continued.
Mrs. il. Smith took her moth
er, who has been visiting here,
back to Hope Wednesday, and
she attended the entertainment
given by the Parland- Newhall
Bell Ringers. She reports a fine
program.
Several from the Presbyterian
church here are to attend the
Missionary Meeting at Fargo
on Wednesday, Thursday and
Friday.
No church services Sunday on
account of the storm.
The Ladies' Aid which was to
meet at Mrs. Kelley's Saturday,
was-postponed on account of the
storm.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-04-21

"The Hope Pioneer" is the best
advertising medium of Steele
County.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-03-19
R;fr,,ninous Coal,

The first bituminous coal mined In
the United States. states the United
States geological survey. was taken
from what is usually termed the Rich
mond basin, small area IN the south
eastern portion Of Virginia, near the
city Of Richmond. This basin is stu
ated on the eastern margin Of the
Piedmont plateau, thirteen miles above
tidewater. on the James river. 1t lies
in Goochland, Henrico, Powhatan and
Chesterfield counties. The coal beds
are much distorted, and the coal IS or
rather low grade when compared with
that from other districts with which
it has to come into competition. The
occurrence of coal was known in the
Richmond basin rs early as 1IOO, ana
in 1850 shipments were made to some
Of the northern states. At present
what little coal is produced III TINS
field is for local consumption only
Scieltifc American.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-03-19
Movement of lcebergs.

In the investigation of the currents
round the coast of Newfoundland II
has been observed that there Is at
times a wide difference in the direction
Of the drift Of icebergs and that Of the
fat or pan ice, which, having no great
depth, is governed in its motions by
the surface currents and the winds,
whereas the icebcrgs. the larger parts
of which arc submerged TO a great
depth, follow only the movement OF
the ocean water as a whole ana are
uninnuenced by the winds. In conse-
ouence a huge berg may often De
seen majestically maintaining its SLOW
advance in opposition to the wind ana
across the general motion of the fields
of fiat ice surrounding it. The seaiers
often take advantage Of this fact by
mooring their vessels to an 1cssperg
in order to prevent drift to leeWard.
Philadelphia Record.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-03-19
w ashingtOn Southern Ry

Schedule In eject Jan. 3, 1g1U.
Trains leave Union Station for Washingto
and points north at z 90, 7 43, sos, % and
IS q. m IL Oh, $50. 8 or, s Is, and II 90 p.
M. daily.
For Fredericksburg, Richmond and point
south at 81, 7 43 (Iocal), and 10 90 q. M.
u 90, %, AZ, IS, 607, z AZ and 10 II
p. N.
Accommodation for Fredericksburg at 5l8
p. m. caily.
NeTE Thine Of arrivals and departure
and connections not guaranteed.
W. P. TAYLOR, Traffic Manager,
Richmond, We.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-03-19

AIsxs4uoztlaz Mazsezg:
SATURDAY EVENING. MAR. q. 81
Tho Pin and the Slip.

The Pip and the slip.
Too much mince pie had done the
trick.
Little Mamie got pain in her SASH
and had to go to bed.
The family physician and ms Top
hat called and prescribed q pill. Nal
mics mother said very well, but lne
family physician did not know Mamie,
and she was quite sure Mamie wouia
not take the pill. The family pnysl-
clan said he would make 1t sweet
nil, but Maimie's mother replied tnat
so long as it was a pill it would De
no use.
Then the family physician was
struck with a brilliant idea. The pill
should be craftily concealed IN the
center Of preserved pear and sent
I'D to little Mamie to eat.
An hour later Maimie's mother went
TO see how her sweetest dear was
going on. She appeared to be going
on excellently.
"And did my pet eat all her pearE
inquired the fond mother.
"Yes, mumsie," replied the little OAR
ling, 'all but the nasty seed"
There's many slip 'twiXt the pear
and the pip.-London Answers.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-03-19
Whv lie Searched.

The old man had evidently dropped
something in the muddy road. and he
began searching for it. In three min
utes about thirty strangers had joined
in the search, and every additional
minute brought additional scarchers'
till at last one, holder than the rest.
plucked up heart and spoke:
What are you looking for? he In
quired.
MY friend" mumblcd the old man,
81 have dropped piece Of taffy can
dy."
"But, great Scott" cried another of
the crowd angrily. why do you go
looking for it when it will be covered
with dirt:"
Because, my inquisitive friend" re-
piled the old man, "my false teeth are
sticking to that tafy."
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-03-19
Huntinc the Kangaroo.

When brought to bay the kangaroo
Jumps like Il flash for the hunters
chest and tries to crush it i'll with his
fore feet. To prevent this each man
wears across his breast Il two or three
inch thick mating. Armed with Il
spear, with a club attachment at the
other end, they ride upon swift horses
into a herd. With the agility and equl-
poise Of circus riders they stand erect
upon their horses and use their spears
and clubs.
The kangaroo is able TO jump clear
over q horse. AS the game is bagged
it is skinned and the skin is stretched
on the ground and pcgscd down to pre-
vent shrinkagc. The flesh furnishes
meat for the camp. Each man places
his private mark upon his booty, and
when they have 100 apiece they return
back to civilization.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-03-19

Abdominal Bolts for oorpulenr people CD.
tanned on special oreex ct L@dbsste's.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-03-19
Potomac & Chesapeake
Steamboat Company
NEW NORFOLK LINE
On an After October Ii
STEAMER ST, JOHNS,

soTTHBoUED--TuesdaY Thursday and Sat
urday. Leaves Washington from 9Th st. wharf,
p. M; Alexandria, Cameron st. wharf, $40
p. M; Colonial Beach, OPP. NJ Arrives Old
Point, 6 e.. ~; Norfolk, o. m.
oETHBoUND---supday, Wednesday ana
Friday. Leaves Norfolk, Commerce st. dock.
4p M; Old Point. p. M; Colonial Beach,
II midnigh'. Arrives Alexandria. $50 o. No.;
Washington, Ga m.
Connections at Colonial Beach and Wash.
ington with local steamers for Potomac river
landings At Norfolk and Washin ton With
lines diverging,
Fare, one way. $500; round trip, $500. }
W. r. EMHERT. Vice Pres. and Gen. Mgr,
w. F. CARNE, JR., Ger. Agt.
REARDON & GRIMES, Agents, Alexandria.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-03-19
Stranue Hidinu Place.

False teeth are occasionally used for
secretive purposes. An eccentric old
lady boasts Of roof plate which con-
sists Of two thin sheets of gold be.
tween which a miniature copy of her
will is inserted In similar manner
a dyer preserves q prescription which
ne declares he would not disclose for
q large sum.-London Mail.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-03-19

D ont worry about 4eur corns. LUCK
.ETT'S FOOT REST PLASTER will take
them of like magic without bandaging or
cutting. It eases your temper as we'll ss.Fou,
corn. At Teadhease,'e for IN"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-03-19
RAILROADS
RAILROADS
SOUTHERN RAiLWAf
Trains leave Unios Station Alexandr'
Ii EHont Iannarr 1G1n

In Eject January 3, 1910.
N, eFollowing schedule figures publlsn
only ss information. and are no. guarantee
TAI A. M.-Daily Local between Washing
ton and Danvilie.
s:47 4. A.-Daily-LocM for Harrison
burg, and way stations.
9:17 A. M.-Daiy-U.S 8. Fast hall. Stop
only for passengers FOR points south at rFhici
scheduled to stop. First class coaches, sleep
ing cars to Birmingham and drawing. room
sleeping cars 10 New Orleans. Dining car
1I.H A. M-Daily-Mail train. Coache,
for Manassas, Charlottesville >, Lynchburg,
Danville and Grt ensboro. Slet ping cars
Greensboro to Atlanta
LII p. m.-Week Days-Local for War.
renton AID Strasburg Junction.
Sleeping cars between New YORK, augusta,
Aiken an Jacksonville. Sleeper to Birmlng'
ham, Thropa srst.ns coaches between
Washington an Jacksopv!l,. Dining Ger
service. Tourist California four times
weekly.
z:s7 P. M.-wsek Dnys-LocsI for g.
nson5nrs anu way stations On asnrs-s'
sig P. M.-Dsily-',ocs, q, Warm
:uG Charlottesville.
1927 P. Observation-Disclosures and Chat.
;;noogn Limited (via. Lyme, burg), First
| ;,ssa coach an, sleeping cars t. ke,
knoxville and CHATTANOOGA. Sleeper to Nv
Orleans. ington 10 Roanoke. Dining
.l:02 P. M.-Dsily-New York, Atlantis
ana Orleans Limited. All Pullman
! :fsih, and observation cars to New Or
isans SIC ping cars to Asheville, Atlanta,
| Macon and New Griean, Sleeping cars to
Charlotte. Dinins car service.
:, Az a. A.--Daily-Memphis special.
Sleeping cars and coaches for Roanoke, Knox
vile, Nashville, Chattanooga and Mem.
pills.. Diuing car service, Washington
sleeping cars open l0:00 P. n.
| Through trains from the youth arrive q :
exandria 6:l3 and 6:"3 snc 1923 A. M.
2.13, 1923, 1923 and 11.5S P. N. daily. Har-
Iisonbur 11:23 A. N. week days and 9:1a
2. N: de,l From Charlottesville 9:28 A.
| TRAINS ON ELUEAONT BRANCH.
Leave lexanoila Nv. & O. Station, week
days at C:22 A. H., 3.55 ard 4.55 P. d. for
Bluemcnt; o:$3 2. 81 wees days for Leesburg;
4.65 P. n. daily fof Eluemcrt aud 9:23 a.
NJ. LEGAL, On sunday only FOR Bluemont.
For detailed schedule figures, tickets, Pull
man reservation, etc., apply to
Agent, Alexandria, Va.
E. q. COAPMAN, General Manager
8. q. HARDWICK, Pass. Traf. Mgr.
| b. F. CAEY, General Passenger Agent.
IS. BROWN, General Agent.
Washington, D. @.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-03-19
STEAMERS.
&ARYLAND, DELAWARE AND VIE
GINA RAILWAY COMPANY.

SPRING SCHEDULE.
steamers of This Lina Leave Ala, andha
on srd after May Is, 1909,
Every MONDAY. WEDNESDAY, and
SATURDAY at 4:30 p. n,
FOB BALTINOPE AND ALL lid
USUAL RIVER LANDINGS,
Cuisine and appointments unexce1e6.
Freight for Baltimore, Philadelphia an
Few York solicited and handled with care,
Through rates and bills OF lading issued.
Single fare to Baltimore, $3.50; round TIL
$3.50. 5tateroonls, one way. S1.50. Meals. 60c
REARDON & CRIMES, Agents,
Foot Of Cameron gtreet,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-03-19
Envious.

"Just think Of It," said the student
Of immigration. Many men who
come to this country cannot write their
own names"
Eyes," answered Mr.. Pinchpenny,
aand when get down my check book
on the first of the month am inclined
to envy them" -Washington Star.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-03-19
EiSino the Break,

"They were both broken up by ther
separation"
"But l understand they've effected q
reconciliation and are now repaired
st. Louis Star.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-03-19
Many Requests from Catarrh suffer

Many Requests FROM Catarrh sufferers
who use atonizers have caused us to put up
Liquid Cream Balm, 8 new and convenient
form of Eiy's Cream BALM, the only remedy
for Catarrh which can always be depended
Oh. In power to allay Inflammation, to
cleanse the closged air passages. to promote
free, natural breating. the two forms of Cream
Balm are alike. Liquid Cream Balm is sold
by all druggists for rs cents, inc 'uding spray
ing tube. Mailed by Ely Bros, IS Warren
street, New York.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-03-19
Washington, Alexandria Is
Mt. Vernon Railway.
In effect May /, 1909
LEAVE ALEXANDRIA,

For Washington, from corner Prince an,
loyal streets. week days, at $40, sos, Ga,
20, 20, 6 So, 705, 7 10, 4 30, 740, 7 80, . GO
10, 825, S35, SEQ, go, $50. $50
Il 10, 10 80, 10 80, II 10, II 20, II 30. II so a
:, IL 10, IL IS, II 80, IL so, j 10, / %, 80,
30, 2 10, rs, Q 80, 80, 8 05, 8 20, IS, 8 81
1U425, 80, 4 40, 4 So, 5 10, 25, 5 IS, 5 81
Sc, $40, $50. $50, 700, 715, z Is, 8 90,
81, 100, 8 80, 10 90, 10 80, II 10 and lice
m,
sundays-70, 7s5, 8 10, $50, 8 40, eco, e2t
40, 1G0 10 20, 10 40. II 90, II 20 and II a
). M, I2 90, II 20. 1910, leo 100, 40, 2G
20, 2 40, 8 90, 80, $40, 40U 20, 40, s O.
20, 40, 6 co, $50, 6 40, TOO 100, 740, Sc
$50, 900, $50, 10 90. II =, and II 10 p. nj
BoR MOUNT VERNON.
Leave Alexandra for Mount Vernon, wesk
cays, 45, SOS. 5S, S51, 1925. II rs, q. m.
2 Is, Is, 70, 80. 40, 30, 80, 81
30, 8 so, 10 so opo II so p. m.
Sundays-7 10, s 80, $50, IL 80, II so .. IL
q 80, / so. 2 80, = 80, $50, 80, 80, 7S'
E 46 and 1" 16 p. m.
SCHEDULE FOE ALEXANDRIA CITY CAB
NORTKBoUND.
Leave Ferry Wharf s Is, s Il, 10, 8 81
10 20, II 90, II So a. M; IL 80, 05, l 35
2 O5. 2 As. 8 80, 4 O5, 4 IS, 05, S. s Sc
o., As, 8 rs, 8 90, 8 40p.m
soUTH3OUND.
Leave Spring Park 05, s 80, IS, ; 81
10 10, 10 As, II 20 q. M; IL 10, II 50
/ 20, 80. 2 80, 8 Is, 8 80, 20, 80, 81
s 05, 6 70, y %. 2 II. 3 4E. 2E. 10 % q 10
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-03-19

There is no teacher like necessity; 1t
has been the making Of man; it wakes
up his dormant faculties and stimu-
lates to action his latent talents.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1910-06-15
1.-THE WORLD is MINEI"

Embracing at the Battery. Colonel
Roosevelt will be officially welcomed
by Mayor Gaynor. Then land parade
will take the place Of the one on wa
ter. and the former president, former
African hunter, former grand adviser
and former and present big noise Of
three continents will ride up Broad
way. preceded by the mounted police,
mounted band and escort of rough
riders and followed by everybody in
the United States that has been able
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1910-06-15

CORNELIUS VANDERBILT. CHAIRMAN OF
ROOSEVELT RECEPTION COMMITTEE.
surgents, Ballinger- Pinchot, Cook Peary
and forty-seven different kinds of in
vestigations the sound of the voice that
has been smothered 50 long in the At
rican jungles will bring back feeling
of mother and home.
Already there is a dental CLEAN
across the Atlantic, and a fresh snap
and vivacity are in the air. Teddy is
coming home! Get the old bass drum
down from the attic, pull the bunting
from the closet under the stairway
and take out your vocal apparatus and
dust it off. The Teddy bear is once
more in fashion, the big stick is wav-
ing in the breeze, and the spear that
knows no brother is glistening in the
sun. The trust busters march need
no longer be played with the soft
pedal. Throw back the lid, stand on
the loud one and come down on all
the keys at once. Bang! There-that's
better! What relief it is to do it in
the good old way!
Wall Street Not Celebrating.
What about the pessimists who pre-
dicted that the colonel was certain to
get African fever or the sleeping sick
ness and those other Wall street proph-
cts who hoped that every lion would
; do its duty? They are all talking
small now. Did they imagine that any
thing in Africa could withstand the
Roosevelt luck? What good are Wall
street prophets anyway? Most of
| them cannot even predict the future
movements of stocks and so have to
depend on a sure thing game of work
| ing the lambs for commissions. "a
prophet is not without honor save in
his own country was not spoken or
the Wall street brand of soothsaye1.
| He is without honor anywhere under
the sun.
Wall street is not celebrating the re-
turn of the colonel That is one rea
son why the rest of the country is
celebrating. Possibly the bulls and
bears fear that Roosevelt is coming
back to start another hunt in the finan-
cial jungle. On the. way to Khartum
he dropped one significant remark to
the effect that he had harder work
ahead than that done in Africa. Just
what is that harder work to be? Not
writing evidently. for he finished his
African book before his return to civ
| ilization. Possibly the big trust game
! has reason for being apprehensive.
| High fnanciers are tfmid about every
thing except taking other peoples
money, and the mere shine of the
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1910-06-15

to get a place in the procession. 1t is
estimated that there will be 10000
men in line. Among these will be the
Spanish war veterans. Syrians in
fezZes. Mayor Jim Dahlman of Omaha
with cowboys. Hungarians in national
that goes TO make up the composite
product known as the American peO-
pie.
It seems good, doesn't it? Just like
the old days. After a dreary year of
Payne-Aldrich tariff. Uncle Joe. the in
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1910-06-15
Mrs. Lewis BETTER, Agent
Bloomington, Wis.
Pure-Bred Stallion
MR.. HINMAN
No. 52sO1

Brown Stallion. years old. Weighs I $50
pounds. Sired by Bill Hinman. 2:1421. the
fast trotting stallion for 1909 over 4 mile
track in the state of Wisconsin. 1st dam,
Lena Lester. by Alester; he by Lord Russell,
2:0S14. Mr. Humans dam is also the IN of
that great race mare. TOpsy. 2:1914 over Z
mile track the first season out.
Certificate of Pure bred stallion No. 1871
While | have owned and driven more good
colts than any other man in this part of the
state. l say without fear of contradiction
that Mr. Human is absolutely the best colt
ever had anything to do with. and that takes
in such horses as LumpwOOd. 2:14h Bill Hin
Nutar0y. years old. $3.50; Robert LaFollette.
years old. 2:22h-theSe records all made
over u mile tracks-and many others that
were great race horses.
Mr.. Human will make the season at
Dyer'S Livery, at $500 to insure q colt.
w. B. DYER.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1910-06-15

the whole ironing. 1t is the result of sever
al years of exhaustive experiments and the
expenditure of a large sum of money.
This persistent effort has been rewarded in
q truly wonderful way In the Jubilee"
the manufacturers have succeeded in doing
what all others have failed to do. produced
marvellous machine. combining within itself
a complete and perfect miniature gas plant
stove. a fuel cOntainer and beautiful sad
iron. All so neat. compact. Self-cOntaining
and simple that no skill is needed to operate
it successfully.
While the Jubilee was designed primar-
lily to save women work. it does even more
than that. it saves fuel, therefore it saves
money. Labor saving appliances for women
are scarce enough as you know, and women
as rule are slow to adopt the very things
they sigh for. Still we have cause to be ex-
tremey grateful for the reception of the
Jubilee''-''the iron that irons" and the
warm words of praise its good work has ellie
ined from women all over the world.
You have the sewing machine to do your
sewing quicker. cheaper, better; the washing
machine to save you work. but the chances
are more than even that you still iron in the
same old fat-irOn way. If so. the Jubilee
comes as a blessed relief to you. 1t drives
away the drudgery of ironing on a hot sum-
always a diSagreeble task into a pleasant
paStime by comparison.
The Jubilee is a labOr-Saver that every
woman needs, and what is more it is one she
will have just as soon as she is convinced it
will save her all the hard work we say it
will.
I have the agency for these. irons and ex-
pect to show them to the ladies of Lancaster
IN the near future.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1910-06-15

RECENT SNAPSHOT OF COLONEL RoosE-
WELT.
a shadow of my former self. That is the
way with most of those who come down
into this country, which is no place for a
white man. We go bad. We waste away.
But look at this Mr.. Roosevelt. Isn't he
a wonder?
Here at home we who have known
him all his life and who are Of all
shades Of political opinion concerning
him must echo that sentiment-isn't
he wonder?
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1910-06-15

len Colonel Theo-
dOre Roosevelt, fau.
nal naturalist. col
lege lecturer a n d
first citizen. steams
up New York bay
on June IS he will
be met by a recep-
ton committee of
all the noises that
ever have been and
some others that
are manufactured
for the occasion. A
faint suggestion Of
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1910-06-15
The Iron that Iron.
What the Jubilee Iron Is.

The Jubilee" is &
Seif-heatiug sac
iron. b e a u tifu
in design and in
workmanship. II
enerateS its OWn
eat right in the
Ody Of the iron,
MEATS the iron
not the house. "
Maintains an eY-
en- heat without
variation during
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1910-06-15

copyright, 1870 by American Press Asso
ciation.l
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1910-06-15
Twenty THOUSAND In Line.

The official program of the Roosevelt
reception in New York catalogues the
event somewhat as follows: The en-
tire reception committee, headed by
Chairman Vanderbilt, will steam down
the bay to meet the Auguste Victoria
on Saturday morning, June Is. 1t
will take the colonel aboard and re-
turn to the Battery with all the craft
following that can possibly get in line.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1910-06-15

these acoustic disturbances would look
something as follows:
Crack. Boom! Toot-tooti Hurray!
Has anybody here seen Teddy? Three
cheers! Followed by three cheers
and several more.) What's the mat
ter with Oh. you Teddy. Siss-
boom! T-o-o-o-o-t! Whoop! Wow!
Roosevelt forever! He's coming!
Y-e-e-e-h-o-o-o! Bling! Bang! Tump-e-
tump-tump! Ow-ow-ow! Hurray for
Teddy! Hoop-la! Hail to the chief!
My country. It's loot! Boom!
Crash!
Raise this to the nth power, then
prolong it indefinitely, and you will
have the beginning of hint of what
will happen on this nOisiest of days.
1t will be a wonder. Everybody will
be in New York that day either in
person or by proxy. And everybody
that is at all vociferous will be max
ing some kind of sounds. Most of
these sounds will be loud-at least as
loud rs their authors can cOntrive.
The din thereof will have. New Years
night and the Fourth of July rolled
into one and then have enough noise
left over to supply a large and busy
collection Of boiler factories.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-03-11

The rating you give yourself
and that which your friends
give you somehow never equal
ize.-C. G. M. T..