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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury,

as mercury win surely destroy the sense OF smell
and completely derange the whole system when
entering 1t through the mucous surfaces. Such
articles should never be used except prescrip
lions from reputable physicians, the damage they
will do is ten fold to the good you can possibly de-
rive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure. manufactured
by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, o.. contains no mer
curry and Is taken Internally. acting directly upor
the blood and mucous surfaces OF the system 10
buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get the
genuine. It Is taken internally and made in Toledo
Ohio. by F. j. Cheney & Co. Testimonials free.
Sold by Druggists. Price. 75c. per bottle.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24

"Of course admire Helen" be-
gan, | fear, little sheepishly.
And you admire most what you
don't understand about her! Now that
you examine me in the light of day
you see what a tremendous difference
there is between us. / am altogether
obvious; am not the least bit subtle.
But Helen puzzles and thwarts you.
You did me a great service last night,
and you would serve me again, / am
confident OF it; and / hope, when all
these troubles are over, that we shall
continue-my father, and you and L
the best friends in the world"
cannot deny that was a good deal
abashed by this declaration spoken
without coquetry, and with sincerity
Of tone and manner that seemed con-
elusive.
/ began stammering some reply, but
she required abruptly to the serious
business that hung over us.
Il know you will do what you can.
for Aunt Pat. l wish you would tell
her, if you think it wise, that father is
here. They should understand each
other. And Helen, my splendid, cour-
ageous, beautiful, cousin-you see I
don't grudge her even her better looks,
or that intrepid heart that makes us
so different. l am sure you can man.
age all these things in the best
possible way. And now l must find
my father and tell him that you are
going to arrange meeting with Aunt
Pat. and talk to him of our future"
She led the way up to the garden,
and as l struck off into the road she
waved her hand to me, standing under
the overhanging sign that proclaimed
Hartridge, the canoe-maker, at Red
| Gate.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24
Record for stranqeness.

A Niagara Falls man tells this
story:
"A Buffalo man brought relative
from Scotland here to see our grand
spectacle. The two gazed at the fall
in silence a long time. Then the Buff
falo man heaved sigh and said:
"'Ah, Cousin Donald, did you ever
see anything so beautiful and stranger
"The Scotchman, after a moments
thought, answered calmly:
"'Weel, for bonnie, yon's RIGHT;
but for strange, no-fur / once saw
in the Town O. PEBBLES peacock wit
a wooden leg"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24
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An Ancient Race Dying Out

These nomad, hunting people, never
leaving their forests, living under
trees and in caves, without knowl-
edge Of pottery or any other art ex-
cept that of making bows and arrows,
are perishing because Of their way Of
living and of their inability to stand
up when stronger folk are pressing
closer around them. They are exact
ly what they were centuries ago when
people of India came and conquered
their green island.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24
His Sole RESTING Place.

A precise Boston teacher spent a
quarter of an hour in impressing upon
her class the right pronunciation Of
the word vase.
Next day, hoping to reap the fruits
of her labor, she asked: Now, John
ME, tell me! What do you see on the
mantlepiece at homer"
And Johnnie piped forth. Fathers
feet, ma 'am."-Harper's Bazaar.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24
What a Trained Nurse Says About
ResinoI

I get absolute satisfaction from Res.
mol and use it constantly. One Of my
patients has had ulcers for Is years.
and Resinol has helped her more than
anything else. She will continue us.
ing it until cured. / have made some
remarkable cures with 1t.
Mrs. Agnes T. O'Neill, Somerville, Mass.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24
His Cue.

"All the worlds a stage" remarked
the callow youth
Eyes" she replied, "but SO few
seem to realize that the last curtain
goes down at IL o'clock"
Realizing that she had given him his
cue he made hasty exit.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24
KEEP EVERLAsTINeLY AT IT.

The Klondike Incubators and Brood
ers are excellent goods. The sale Of
them this season is taxing the capa.
city of the factory to the limit. They
are working day and night shifts to
keep up. Making hay when the sun
shines and when 1t don't shine.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24
May Make Converts Into SanatorI

May Make Converts Into Sanatoria.
Efforts are being made in Bulgaria
to abolish the numerous monasteries
and converts of the Greek Catholic
church and to use their buildings and
revenues for the establishment and
maintenance of tuberculosis sanatoria.
King Ferdinand has given 100000
francs for the erection of a national
sanatorium. The death rate from tn.
berculosis in Bulgaria is very high.
being 81 for every 10000 living.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24
Easily EXPLAINED.

Strange" murmured the editor,
that this anecdote of George Wash.
ington has never been in print be.
FORE"
mot at ALL" explained the occasion.
al contributor. Il only thought of II
last night"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24
Rheumatism Cured In a pay

DIR. Detchon's Relief for Rheumatism
radically cures in to 3 days. Its action IL
disease quickly disappears. First dose
greatly benefits. TIC Druggists.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24
"How Sharper Than serpent's Tooth.

OST
An irritable old farmer and his I'M
calmly, slouching son were busy grub
bling sprouts one hot, sultry day, when
the old man suddenly stumbled over
small stump.
Gosh durn that everlasting stump"
he exclaimed. 81 wish it was in hell"
The son slowly Strengthened up
from his work and gazed reproachfully
at his father.
why, you oughtn't to say that,
pap" he drawled. you might stumble
over that stump ag'in some day
Everybody's. .-.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24
Cold Meat.

Mrs. Bacon.-They say these cold.
storage houses are responsible for the
high price of meat.
Mr.. Bacon.-Is that so? Well,
hope we'll have no more cold meat for
lunch, then.-Yonkers Statesman.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24

Charles w. Gordon, whose picture Is
given above, is agent for the Atlantic &c
Pacific Tea Company in Ogdensburg,
N. Y, and resides at 7S King street,
that city. In giving testimony regard
ing his own case, Mr.. Gordon recently
made the following statement:
Some time ago, while suffering from
stomach catarrh, was advised to take
Cooper's New Discovery, and did so,
two bottles of the preparation putting
my stomach into good condition. Pre-
vious to my taking the New Discovery
/ could not eat meal without expe-
riencing pain and discomfort after
ward.
Il had been in this condition for q
long time, although I had tried many
different remedies in search of relief.
and at last reached the conclusion that
l had exhausted every available re-
source. Cooper's New Discovery was
therefore to me almost heaven-sent
blessing, and the work of the medi-
cine was so permanent and lasting that
have had no recurrence of my former
trouble whatever
Il can eat anything I care for with.
out noticing any bad effects afterward.
have recommended Cooper,s New
Discovery to many persons of my &C
quaintance, and it never fails to give
satisfactory results. 1t reaches the seat
of stomach trouble in mighty short
order"
Cooper's New Discovery is sold by
all druggists. If your druggist can.
not supply you, we will forward you
the name of druggist in your city
who will. Don't accept something just
as good. The Cooper Medicine Co..
Dayton, Ohio.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24
An Honest Policeman.

Judge.-What is the charge against
this man, officer?
Policeman.-There isn't any, your
honor; business was dull and / arrest
ed him just to keep my hand in.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24
Optimism.

Kicker.-Look how easy it is for
flies to get in through these screens!
Landlord.-Yes, but look how easy
it is for them to get out again!
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24
The Point of Niew.

Newlywed.-What. $50 for a hat!
Why. it's simply ridiculous. my dear.
Mrs. Newlywed.-That's what I
thought. Harold; but you said 1t was
all we could afford-Lippincott
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24
Sporting Definition.

Tommy. what is hope?
Tommy's Pop.-Breaking pair to
draw to flush, my son.-Philadelphi
Record.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24

In proportion to its population. more
people earn livelihood by seafaring
In Norway than In any other country.
Britain comes next.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24

A THRILLING COUGH will become permanent,
one unless stopped. Aliens Lung Balsam will sure
~ step u. Sc bottle slarge enough for that Sold
at all druggists. 2bc. SOC aud u 90 bottles.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24

,ackache vanished. The kidneys now
lct normally and give Doan's Kidney
Pills credit for this wonderful change"
Remember the name-Doan's. For
,ale by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
fake LAXATIVE BROMO Quinlne Tablets
Druggists refund money IL IL falls to cure u. w.
GROVES signature Is on each boz. 25c.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24

DR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invig-
crate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated.
tiny granules. Easy TO take as sandy.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24
sometlmes He is.

Rams Horn: Many man who 10
rolling down hill thinks he In making
a record run.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24
Donr LET ,Eu

The defects of the understanding.
like those of the face. grow worse as
we grow r.-Rouchefoucauld.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24
Couldn't Have Hers
PERRY DAVIS PAINKILLER

81 hope / get a good husband"
"Well, keep your hands off mine"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24

Ever notice how easy it is not to
save money?
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng softens the gums, reduces In
banimaton aliays pain cures wind collie. 2c boItie
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24

Red, Weak, Weary, watery Eyes.
Relieved BY Murine Eye Remedy. Try
Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You viii
Like Murine. 1t Soothes. 50c at Your
Druggists, Write For Eye Books. Free.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24

when thoroughly rubbed IN relieves strains and
sprains in Joints or muscles from any cause. All
drugg sts Is 49, Soc sizes. Large bottles the cheapest
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24

PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS.
PALO OINTMENT Is guaranteed TO cure any care
Of tlrhlng Blind, Bleeding or Protrudlng plea IN
eco IA days or money refunded. S0o
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24

How men would kick II their wives
struck for an eight.hour day.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24

Second thoughts prevent man
from having lots of fun.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24

Father Time was probably nursed
In the lapse of ages.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24


years my back was
W e a k. Rheumatic
pains racked my
lower limbs. day
and night. The ac-
ton of the kidneys
was annoyingly ir-
regular. When l
started using Doan's
Kidney Pills. these
troubles soon less
ened and the dull
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-24
RQSAkINDA At RED GATBag !.
A WONDERFUL CHANGE.
from DAILY Wretchedness and Pain
TO Normal Health.

Mrs. r. Grouse, Manchester, Ia,
says: For two years my back was
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-06-24
FOREIGN.

Nearly 900 persons were killed and
several villages destroyed by a cloud
burst Thursday in Krass-Soreny, a
county of Hungary. 1t is expected the
death roll will be greatly increased
when communications are restored.
Emperor Wilhelm's physicians, Won
Illberg and DR.. Nsidener. issued a
statement at Potsdam Sunday with
reference to the affection of the knee
from which the emperor is suffering.
They state that the Inflammation is
taking most favorable course and
that the discharge has almost ceased.
Although divers have been working
increasingly in the waters OF Lake
Como. Italy, their labors were not re-
warded with the finding of anything
that would aid in solving the mystery
OF Mrs. Mary Scott Castle Charlton's 8
murder. or serve as clue to the fate
Of the woman's missing husband, Port
er Charlton.
The highest grade and the longest
exposure of iron ore SO far found in
the Dominion of Canada has been Wis
tied and staked by a party of Ottawa
mining engineers. The locality where
this find was made is situated on the
Missinaibi river, about seventy miles
from Moose Factory, post Of the Hud-
son Bay Company, where the Missinai-
bi flows into the James bay. Assays
of this ore have run between SO and So
per cent. OF iron and the percentage of
phosphorus is only .076. This is the
highest grade ore in Canada today, and
is the nearest approach to the Besse-
mer standard.
The conference between the two pre-
dominant parties over the constitution
al clash between the house OF lords
and the house of commons has now en-
tered an official stage, says a Lon
don cable. Heretofore the ministers
have avoided committing themselves
in the matter. but Premier Asquith an.
nounced in the house OF commons
Monday that communications on the
subject had been exchanged by A. ].
Balfour, former prime minister and
now leader of the opposition, and him.
self, communications which, the pre-.
mier added: II hope may lead to an
early meeting between u.s."
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-06-24
MISCELLANEOUS MARKETS.
New York Metals.

New York.-Standard copper firmer
Spot. $12.00@12.3O; June, s12.O21s q
12.271s; July, s12.O5@12.sO; August
and September, sl2.05@12.25. Arrivals
were reported at New York of 315
tons. Custom house returns show ex-
ports of 10,57S tons so far this month
Lake copper. s12.62h @12.S71a; cleo
trolytic. s12.37h @12.G5. and castings
$1212A
Tin steady. Spot and June, $32.621a
@32.75; July, $32.GO@32.7O, August
$32.62h @32.75: September. $4,000
$3.50. Sales, rs tons. Spot at $32.62h
Lead firmer. Spot. $4.4O@4.5O New
York and s4.17hQ422k East St
Louis.
Spelter dull. Spot. s5.15@55O. New
York and s4.S7h $500 East st. Louis
Iron unchanged at ASS 10hd for
Cleveland warrants at London. Local
ly iron was quiet No. l foundry north
ern, $16.50@17.00; No. northern
$16.00@16.50; No. southern and No
/ southern soft, s16.25@16.75.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-06-24
WESTERN.

Ex-President Roosevelt expects to
visit Deadwood and the Black Hills
during his Western tour next fall.
While making practice flight in an
aeroplane glider. Eugene Speyer. II
year-old San Francisco boy. fell fifty
feet. sustaining injuries from which he
died.
Senator Warren has obtained per-
mission from the commissioner of In
are to attend the Frontier day cele-
bration at Cheyenne in August, also
attend the California state fair. which
is to be held later at Sacramento.
]. j. Campbell. aged seventy-five
years, and his son. ]. ]. Campbell. Jr..
aged twenty-eight. were killed when
the roof of an old sod house on their
ranch in Thomas county, Kansas, col
lapsed. Both were well known through
out northwestern Kansas.
Headed by Charles H. Meyer. presi-
dent of the Western Federation OF
Miners, and T. E. Lewis. president of
the United Mine Workers of America,
a Joint committee of the two organiza-
tions left Denver Saturday night for
Washington, D. c.. where applications
for charters of affiliation will be pre-
sented to the executive council of the
American Federation of Labor.
On July / the Black Hills national
forest. the largest forest reserve in the
country, will be divided into two units,
the new forest consisting of the south
ern portion of the present one. The
southern forest will establish head
quarters at Custer. with r. P. lines as
the new supervisor. The headquarters
for the northern forest will remain in
Deadwood under Supervisor Kelleter.
July /, the merit system will be in
:ugurated among the employees of the
entire Rio Grande railroad system. On
that date all the employees will start
with clean records and marks of de-
merit will be placed against them for
violations OF the rules in the future
They will be given credit for acts OF
heroism, faithful service and special
efforts. Each employe will be entitled
to seventy-five demerit marks before
being discharged and thirty-five credit
marks for each twelve months of per
feet service. Appeals may be taken
from the decisions of superintendents
and master mechanics.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-06-24
Japanese school there. Chief of Po-
lice Armstrong sent officers to Nc
Cook to bring Mitsunaga here.
Laramie-Poudre Tunnel.

Greeley-At least 1000 feet will be
the record for June in driving the Lar
annie river tunnel according to John
r. Wortham. engineer for the Greeley
poudre Irrigation Company. For all in
excess of 450 feet month Contractor
McElwee pays his men a system of
bonuses. The tunnel is now in $500
feet On the east side Of the tunnel
the drill is driven by compressed air
and on the west side by electricity. En-
gineer Workman reports that two miles
of mountain bitches are completed.
Over 300 men are at work. Work at
Baxter and Wellington cuts and on the
outlet of McGrew lake is going on rap
idly.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-06-24
News Summary of the Past Week

Glenn H. Curtiss clipped 101z feet
from his former record for short dis
tance start at the Louisville (Ky.) avi-
alton meet Sunday. He arose from
the ground 7s1a feet from the starting
mark. His previous record was 98
feet.
Shortly after midnight Monday
morning Promoter Tex Rickard def
nitely announced that the Jeffries-
Johnson fight will be held in Nevada
July 4. 81 leave at 10:4O this morning
for Reno" he said to the newspaper
men awaiting his announcement. Rick.
ard refused to state In what Nevada
city the contest would be staged 1t is
geenrally taken for granted, however,
that Reno will draw the prize. Rickard
said that number of big men" had
been working hard to help him secure
the battle for San Francisco, but that
at midnight they definitely informed
him that there was no chance of this
city's securing the match.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-06-24
WILLIAM e. BoRAH.
United States Senator from Idaho.

them To pay tribute to those resources
of which You have taken possession
here in the East ami developed at your
own free will"
Mr.. Borah said Congress could not
promote conservation by treating pow
or sites. which to utilize was to con-
serve. as 1t did the coal beds, which to
utilize was TO consume. AS to unde-
vcloped natural resources, he said that
after Congress had adopted laws to
prevent waste, extravaganza and mo-
nopoly SO as to insure their economic
and bona fide use by the people, 1t
was about as far as the United States
government could go. He added that
as to timber there always should be
the encouragement and aid of refor-
cstation, as that was something that
could be reproduced.
Mr.. NewlaEds followed Mr.. Borah,
declaring that the most ardent con-
servationist never had advocated a
policy looking to the locking up of the
resources of the country for the fu-
ture. Therefore, he asserted. Mr.. Bo-
Yah was fighting windmills" Mr..
Newlands declared also that the con-
test was between the interests" on
the one hand. and the people on the
other.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-06-24
Minor Mention.


A bank has been opened at Cam
field.
Flag Day was generally observed
throughout the state.
Arthur r. Bliesner has been appoint
ed postmaster at Verde. Pueblo county.
Rocky Ford Elks expect to take
steps soon toward providing lodge
home.
A local branch OF the American Fed
Grafton of Labor is being formed at
Sterling.
The Rocky Mountain Hotel Mems
Association is meeting at Estes Park
this week.
A fine flow of water has been struck
in the test artesian well being sunk in
Grand Junction.
Former residents of Illinois living at
and near Fort Collins will hold pic
mic August 25th.
Trinidad Episcopalians will endeav-
or to raise $4,000 to build a new
church edifice.
Caonn City has been selected as the
meeting place of the State Epworth
League next year.
A ministerial association has been
organized among the gentlemen of the
cloth in La Veta.
President Slocum of Colorado Col
lege accompanied by Mrs. Slocum has
departed for trip to Europe.
DIR. L. E. Hastings of Golden, a pio-
neer and veteran of the Civil War.
died at the age of seventy-four.
Columbine lake. Grand county. will
be improved by Denver club for
headquarters for sportsmen while
hunting in that vicinity.
Lemuel T. Talmage, veteran OF the
Civil War, was found dead at George
town, where he had lived forty-two
years.
Six cowboys from Nebraska are on
their way to North Park to roundup a
large number Of wild horses which
range in that section.
The Denver. Laramie & Northwest
ern road has placed an order with an
eastern factory for 1874 freight cars.
which will cost $113.661.
Report has it that Longmont will
have a union depot. which will be
used by the Colorado & Southern, Bur
lington. and Great Western.
Hon. S. A. Griffin, prominent law
yer OF Boulder. died suddenly at his
home Sunday. He WAS about 65 years
old and at one time was a regent OF
the State University.
Frank M. Brown and his five-year-
old son have brought suit against the
Denver City Tramway Company for
$4,000 for the little boys loss of leg
when street car struck him last Feb
| ruory.