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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11
WILL OPEN TODAY
CAIRO OPERA HOUSE IN NEW
DRESS WILL PRESENT PLAY
TONIGHT.
New Seats Placed Yesterday--Max.
well-Hall Co. viii Open Weeks
Engagement With "a
jealous Woman"

The Cairo opera house will have
its preliminary opening tonight when
the Maxwell-Hall stock company VIII
mold the boards for the week. The
big opening for the season will not
occur until some time during tne last
week in this month. For that occas.
ion the management has secured one
.of the latest New York successes in
which one of Americas foremost
actresses Is starring and the engage.
will be a noteworthy one
For the past two months the thea
tire has been in the hands Of painters
and decorators and with their work
now finished the house presents q
greatly improved appearance. Two
shades of green, light and dark, are
carried out in the co.or scheme and
the furnishing are in harmony with
this decorative effect Preliminary
to this the place was thoroughly
scrubbed from pit TO dome, a gang Of
men being at work a week with SOAP,
water and brushes
New seats of mission style have
been placed in the parquet circle aud
In the pit. They are OF a style that
win eliminate the annoying noise
when letting them down. which char
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11

acterized the old seats,
The house has also been re-lighted
The hugh ornamental chandelier be
ing made brilliant and will shed i'll
rays to all parts Of the auditorium
from eight 1O1wat lamps.
New scenery on the stage, new
carpets in the aisles, new draperie
at the boxes; the dressing rooms
have been made more comfortable
and other improvements make the In
terror Of the play house as pleasant q
place OF its kind as is to be found in
this section of the country.
The management this year is under
the direction OF the Harry Sommers
Company and none but the best at
fractions will be booked. Ora G.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11
CIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATION.

An examination for the position of
clerk.carrier, viii be held at the post
office in this city on Nov 5, 1910.
For application blanks and fun in
formation relative to the examination
qualifications, duties. salaries. etc.
address Secretary Board OF Civil Ser-
vice Examiners, Postoffice City
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11
In Honor Of iienhew.

Mrs Alvin II. Curtis entertained IN
formally last evening at her home.
526 Twenty-fourth street with a six
o'clock dinner complimentary to her
nephew, Fred Hibberd, OF Texas, who
has been visiting here the past month.
I Mr.. Hilbert will leave soon for In
diana where he will enter Culver
Military academy Those present
were Misses Catherine Cushman,
Mary Butler, Inez Meehan. Katherin
wing, Enlalia Bentley, Messrs. Glenn
Butler, Edward pink. Chas Pennebak-
ser, Franklin Butler ana Fred Hibberd.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11
Brick Arrived.

The first car load OF Murphysboro
brick to be received by Contractor
Johnson for the paving Of Eighth
street has arrived and is being piled
on the sidewalks on both sides of the
street from Ohio street TO jefferson
avenue Contractor Johnson says
with good weather the job of paving
the whole street should be completed
in two months. ts
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11

Miss Genevieye Bird will take Mrs
b. K. Thistlewood's class In music
with studio at The Frances. Pupils de
string to study call home phone 3S7 X
Miss Bird is a graduate of Emil i.eib
ling and Il, r. Kroeger schools
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11

Parks is the resident manager. and
Mrs. Parks has charge of the box
Office.
a head usher will have charge OF
the seating of patrons and an eight
piece orchestra has been engaged to
handle the music Incidental to the
larger attractions.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11
Socialists Meet.

All socialist voters are requested 20
meet in St Mary's Park this (Sun-
day. afternoon, to attend q confer
ence relating to the coming primary
election.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11
Street Now Open.

The strip of Twelfth street between
Poplar and Washington that was
paved by private contract was thrown
open for traffic yesterday by Con-
tractor Johnson,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11
PERSONAL MENTION.


]. l. Russell Of Charleston was in
lie city yesterday.
Hon. Robt. p. Hall OF Vienna. was
l the city yesterday.
John Fox 81 Sikeston was in the
city on business yesterday.
Miss Jessie Perez OF Center street
IA visiting friends In DuQuoln.
-as4As A-A-ss = s.--A--- .t.s- W., ...s ~
ASS Ella Hopkins OF Wickliffe was
shopping in the city yesterday.
Miss Frieda Miller OF Mound City
s here to spend Sunday with rela-
Ives
WI. T. Reiss land family went up
Paducah this morning to spend
sse day.
!. u, Randall went up to Anna last
ening on business returning this
lrnIng.
/ Mr.. and Mrs. Wilkerson and daugh-
Miss Myrtle were In the city
i hterday.
Hiss Lulu Garrett OF Evansville,
L, Il the guest Of her sister Mrs.
\. Aspiahs
ME Gus Wyert of villa Ridge was
4 tne city Yesterday to see his wife
IN III at At. Mary's Infrnary.
zasel Reed will leave the early
a this week for Champaign
e ~ vim enter the University 81
IIe viii take the agricuI-
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11
New Auto.

C. G, Miller is the latest member
of Cairo's auto fraternity, having
purchased a FIVE passenger touring
car which arrived on the Rees Lee
yesterday from st. Louis.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11
LodQe Meeting.

The local lodge Of the Knights 81
Columbus vii hold an important bus
mess meeting this afternoon at 3
o'clock at ST. Joseph's hall on Cross
street. a-na
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11

Meehan, Miss Eulalia Bentley and
Mr.. Ralph Barter and Mr.. Howard
Frank.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11
SCHOOL BOOKS.

Buy your school books at DeBaun 3
Twenty-eighth and Poplar A full
line of new and second hand books,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11
sshserIpsiN Monday.

lnvArAulAll noid a call meet
ns ysar, Ds,Syternoon at O'Clock
=====ss every member Of the corps
D be present.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11

The Cairo Bulletin mas been the
eading paper OF Southern Illinois
tncs 1883
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11
CITY NEWS in BRIEF
Birth of A Son.

Mr. and Mrs, A. S, Magner, 27l4
Poplar street have 10 pound son
who arrived early this morning
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11
HAL o4ND PERSONAL =

u
.tural course having decided to be a
farmer.
Wallace Hudson of The Halliday
will spend today visiting friends and
relatives in Barfwen, KY.
Mrs. N D. Finch went up to Don.
Vile yesterday morning to visit Miss
Pearl Webb who is seriously i'll.
| Mr.. Chas. Carpenter OF Oklahoma
| City, Okla. is in the city the guest
of mis- fiance, Miss Alice Carey.
Mr.. and Mrs. Eugene Glauber, Of
Twenty-second street, are visiting
friends and relatives in Paducah
4 DR.. Juett and wife or Blandville,
KY, were here yesterday on tneir
way to Denver to spend the winter.
| Miss Dimple Hacker is confined to
her home on Lower Washington ave
nue. with an attack OF malarial fever
| Mr.. and Mrs. G. NJ. Costley anJ
daughter Ruth have returned from
washington, D. c., and other points
east.
Miss Geraldine Hewlett returned
to her home in Charleston. Mo- yes
terday after a visit with Miss Lila
Rogers.
Davis Allen, who has been the
guest of friends here the past week,
returned to his home In Helena, Ark
yesterday.
Chas. Ladenberger OF st. Louis is
spending Sunday visiting his parents
Mr.. and Mrs. Chris. Ladenberger Of
Sixth street.
Miss Mollie Tyrell OF Santa Ana.
Cal, is the guest of her aunt of her
aunt, Mrs. l.. e. Jones of 52s Thirty
fourth street.
Chas. Harris who has been out in
Fresno, Cal, the past year has re
turned home and will remain in Cairo
for the future.
Little Myers Woodbridge is i'll witt
intermittent malarial fever at the
home OF his parents Mr.. and Mrs
Louis Woodbridge.
! ALI,
| Rolla H. Spann went up to Anna
last evening to spenc Sunday with
his wife and daughter who are visit.
ing relatives there.
Fred Stewart, former Cairoite,
but for the last six years a resident
| of California is visiting friends and
relatives in the city.
Leonard Cox Will leave In a few
days to enter the University of iii
4ois at Champaign taking up the
course in medicine,
Mrs. G. 8. Bourque and little soy
Billy nave returned ffl'om northern
summer resorts where they have
been the past two months.
Word from Stafford Jackson who Is
now in Houston, Texas with his
mother, Mrs. J. s. Jackson is to the
effect that they like Houston fine.
Mrs. F. Malow of Sikeston and he
mother Mrs. v. e. Levey of Ham
moni, Ind, are visiting Mr.. and Mrs
Alfred Parker OF the Farrow Flats.
Mrs. Jonn A. Miller returned last
evening from her western trip. On
her way home she visited her daugh-
ter Mrs Geo. PETER at Hannibal
Mo.
Miss Zaida H. Lewis returned to
her home yesterday in Charlottesville.
on the Rees Lee after visit with
Miss Alice Hastings of Upper Wash,
ington.
Robt f. Green is spending today
In Barlow, KY. the guest OF friends
Mrs. Walter Wood and children re
turned last evening from northern
points.
Louis Gunther who has been spend.
ing tine summer here visiting relatives
has returned to Galesburg, H., where
ne win resume his studies at Knox
college.
Mrs c. w. Buell. and son James
left for their home at Washington,
Mo-, this morning. Miss Ida Buell.
OF Thirty-sixth and Elm streets &C.
companied them home for visit
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11
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TO any Hair without Dyeing il.
Dye ruins hair. stopsIts growth and max +
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cealed Use VANS Mexican Hair Res.

Ioro on your gray, faded or bleached hair;
you'll marvel at the result No one Will ev-
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restores hair TO It's original, uniform color no
matter what the original color was, POSI-
lively removes dandruf and steps falling
hair Nonpoisonous.
Sola by Paul G., Schulz & Sons, Cairo, 90 a
bottle or sent direct by Dwight I Sprague 81
90 55-57 Dearborn ST., Chicago. Satisfaction
guaranteed.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11

Miss Minnie Comba is showing
some attractive styles IN new fall
millinery. Call and see ,hem. Gilbert
Block, Eigth street.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11

Wallace Hudson of The Halliday
will spend today visiting friends and
relatives in BardweH, KY.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11
Marriage Announcements.

4 Cairo friends have received cards
announcing the approaching marriage
of Miss Lizzie Edwards Russell. Of
Birds Point, Mo-, to Rev. J. G. In
CHAM, rector OF the Episcopal church
at Poplar Bluff, Mo. The ceremony
will be performed in Christ church
cathedral chapel st. Louis, Wednes
day, Sept, IA, at 4:3O o'clock b,
bishop futile. Miss Annie Russell, a
ister OF the bride-to-De will be maid
III honor A supper at the Southers
4otel win follow the ceremony aftei
hich the couple will leave on Their
oney moon for northern points. Miss
issel is daughter OF the late Or
mes Russell Of Birds Point and is
II known In Cairo. having attended
G4hool here several years ago.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11

AdbtcE ifaTIy byron ELLIS C6ieDTAl
ed his third birthday anniversary yes
terla afternoon with a lawn part,
)homs Of his parents, Mr.. and
NC. M. Ellis, s21 Sixth street
s-7ttie tots had great time romp
ilg around and playing games suited
20 their nature. The yard was pref
tily decorated with flags and bunting
and refreshments Of Ice cream, cake
lruit and candy were served the litt'e
ones. Mrs Ellis was assisted in en-
pertaining the children by Mesdamez
4, q. Farrow, Lula Ellis, Misses
rearis Youngsl Lola Albright, Olga
7. His hyRette- Greaney and Emma
leb. A large number OF little folks
IRE present and all had pleasant
Sae.
rhe following were on the invita-
d list: Misses Mary Eunice IBrans-
j Of Union City, Tenn, Eleanore
tz, Helen Patcke. Mercedes Tay.
Edna Walters, Mauritta o Shea.
ltierne Smith, Miriam Ellis. Fern
ton, Edna May Stubbins, Agnes
Try, Leoia Faudree, Rose Lucille
tsay, Adele McManus, Carol and
pm Greaney, Isabel Brown, Olive
HI. Llewelyn Frazier. Katherine
hey, Miriam Kirkbride, Louise
lay, Frances Green, vannesse
Martha Clark, Mary Armstrong.
- ICE Altman, Jeanette Gruskin,
W6eiie, Aisthorpe, Belle and Mamie
Hopkins; Fiack, Alice and Nichols.
Masters Louis Osterloh. Harold Bens,
Jisti Nichols. Harry Ellis, George
Weinberg. John Clark, John Boedie,
Jo1n Weber. Donald Herbert. John
ldge. Robert Brown. Jack Greaney,
hn Craig Aisthorpe, Robert Nee
IN, Clinton Terrell, Jack Steinnouse.
Eionzo Keaton, Theodore Rosenberg,
fairy Nassauer, Otto Buier, IRA
Nicholson. Orland Peabody, Lloyd
9ates, r. T. Langan, Jerome Goula.
Robert Halliday, Mason Hall Gates
eugene Gordon and Clayton Ellis,
Everett and Stanley Ellis.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11

Tomorrow or next day the several
comEnnies which have been invited
to give demonstration OF their FIRE
and police call system viii give per-
fomances. Two have arrived and
a third is expected The city officials
will indicate the lay when the dem
onstration is to be made.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11

,tural course having decided to be a
farmer
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11

Mrs. N. d. Finch went up to Don,
Vile yesterday morning to visit Miss
Pearl Webb who is seriously ill.,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11
Birthday Party.

Master Harry Byron Ellis celebrat-
ed his third birthday anniversary yes
ter1a afternoon with a lawn party
)homs Of his parents, Mr.. aud
n M Ellis x91 CiYfh STRAIT
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-09-11

Miss Winifred Haynes who has
been visiting Miss Inez Meehan re-
turned to her home in Memphis yes
terday afternoon. She was accom-
panied as far as Wickliffe by Miss
New-York tribune., 1910-06-05

salvation lies in quickening OF her dormant
religious consciousness he believes and, what
is more, he sees it coming among the poor OF
Paris as we'll as in the rising generation OF It's
upper classes, through their women The sepa-
ration of Church and State the suppression OF
the religious orders and no doubt the sequestra-
tion of Church property are producing reac-
tion, he indicates which may bring reJuVena-
ton and renewed faith in the future
'"The Barrier between the young Parlslenne
Of this story and the who loves her is the
difference between faith and an unbelief that
is nothing more profound than thoughtless in
difference toward the things of the spirit 1t
is spiritual union alone, he holds which can
make true marriage. The youth has been edu-
Gated after the manner of his period ana MS
class to worship only worldly success and strive
for it. This has been his fathers creed, his
fathers teaching and his mothers formal, me-
chanical observance of the shell OF religion mas
supplied no countc rvailing influence. 1t Is
through her sons loss of the girl that the
mother sawakens to her spiritual deafness, to
her neglect of a great duty, to the selfish sin OF
race suicide as well, which, in her eyes, is not
an offence against the state, against the race
even but against human souls unborn to eter-
nifty.
Thus far NJ Bazin is writing of his own peo-
pie and for them, unquestonably with 1uiness
of knowledge and unmistakabe seriousness OF
purpose, but when he draws England within the
scope of his fable doubts. We are willing
to admit that a religious revival is needed there;
all the world would be the better for 1t, but
the French authors treatment of this phase or
his story, if it be assumed to be meant to
have more than the strictly personal sgnf
canoe of the conversion of a British army officer
to Rome, merely leads one to the conclusion
Of Papa ENGLAND
lish no better than did the Paul Bourget Of
decade ago.
A serious book withal. of serious purpose,
which one respects and reads with interest as
another indication of the changing direction of
French thought and social tendencies.
New-York tribune., 1910-06-05
A LITERARY DISPUTE.

Richard LIE Gallienne, the noted poet, said at
dinner at the Hotel Westminster. in New
York:
Literary disputes interesting if properly
conducted. Too many of them. however, are
suggestive of the Shakespearian dispute in Tin
Can.
Professor Bill BilluS. of the Tin Can Dancing
Academy, delivered a lecture in the Lone Hand
saloon. and in the course of his argument re-
cited The Boy Stood the Burning Deck
gem. he declared. from Shakespeare's 'OthelIo
But an interrupter arose and strOde forward.
"1 am a Boston gent said the interrupter.
and L certify that no Shakespeare never wrote
that piece
Friend said Professor Billus. gently, Il can
convince you that he done So
Convince away said the Bostonian, skep-
tically.
so Professor Bilus led off with his right foot
and followed up the argument with a brass GUS
pidor, falling in the subsequent clinch on top.
Who writ the piece?' he shouted as he
punmelled his opponent steadily.
shakespeare the Bostonian answered in
snothered tones from beneath.
{" Are you sure?' asked the professor
"Dead sure was the reply Il seen him
do it,
New-York tribune., 1910-06-05
OUT OF JURISDICTION

Glenn III. Curtiss, at dinner In Los Anp.,.-
during aviation week, said Of the wrights. zo.s
humoredly:
'HThey don't own the air. you know DID no
hear about that conversation that was NV
heard between them at the Dayton plant7
"'Orville.' cries Wilbur running out Of ao,-
e&citeuS' ,ooN a'ideor Using
our patent,'
"He certainly is!' shouts OrviIle. Thar, or.
simultaneous warping and steering moveueu,
to a "T''l'
"'CaH cop!' screams Wilbur. Get anosss.
Injunction
''But orville, who had looked up through ri.
binocular, laid his hand gently on his brother,
arm.
"'Come on back to work. Wilbur he said
It's a duck"
New-York tribune., 1910-06-05
SOME TRUTH IN 1T.

Discussing the proposed laws against scorch-
ing motorists, Raymond Hitchcock, the actor
said:
"It is time to check these men, They are get
ting quite too reckless. There was more truth
than humor in a burlesque dialogue I read in q
manuscript play the other night.
"If there's one thing more than another I
hate to run over. said a burlesque chauffeur
it's baby.
"'Quite right his companion agreed. Those
feeding bottles do play hob with a tire. don't
they?"
New-York tribune., 1910-06-05

other bishop. This gentleman, at break.,..
morning, said to the butler:
"'Why. this Is bad egg, Phex,
What an atrocious odor. Really, nv ma, -
surprised
"The butler, with serious face, examine.
egg closely. Then he said. frownlng and ~
ing his head:
''T beg pardon, my lord A most regre,....
thing has happened The stupid seryan. :"
given your 1ordship, in mistake, a eu-...s
egg"
New-York tribune., 1910-06-05
PITY THE POOR COWBoYi

DR.. Harvey W. Wiley, the famous food ez.
pert. said at dinner in Washington. ap-op,
of the meat boycott and the cold storage discus
sion:
face to be toward preserved instead OF fresh
foods, but there Is no such real trend, sav.
among certain dealers.
'fWho.' said DR.. Wiley, "would ike to he IN
the boots of the cowboy in the barren sagebr1sb
country who used to send in, week after week
the same order to the storekeeper?
"'Canamilk. canacow, canajam. canabutte-
canacake. canascrapple. canacorn. canaham
canapIuns'
New-York tribune., 1910-06-05
LITERARY NOTES.

"Enchanted Ground; an Episode in the Life of
q Young Man" is the title of novel which is
to be published some weeks hence by the Hough-
ton Mifflin Company and which is mentioned as
absorbing The author is Mr.. Harry James
Smith
A list of the various spellings of Shakespeare's
name beginning with the earliest mention and
ending at 1649, is presented in Notes and
Queries" In 1911 he is mentioned once as
"Schaksp" in 1925 as Shakespeare in 1882 as
"shackspeer." In 1927 as Shakespeare" and so
on through all sorts Of queer variations. 1t is
Interesting to note that throughout the period
from 1894 to 1649 the form shakespeare" pre-
dominates.
The late Pauline viardot Garcia-who is
membered "one of the plainest and most fas-
cinating of women, with the manner of one of
Balzac's great ladies"-was the owner of a mass
of letters from the pen Of Tourguenef A vol
ume of these letters when published proved to
be dull to the wonderment of the remarkable
Russian novelsts admirers. Nine. Viardot af-
terward acknowledged that she had given to the
terest to anybody 1t may be noted however,
that letters written by Tourgueneff to others
than the Viardots are not Of great interest
Mr.. Roosevelt has set down in the July num-
Der of "Scribners Magazine" a bit of personal
experience which will grieve those who have
valiant Rikkitikki who kept the garden "as
mongoose should keep it with tooth and jump
and spring and bite hf II appears that the the eS eSo
experiment of putting a puff adder before
little mongoose expecting it to avoid the poison
GUS fangs by its agility. Instead of jumping
about the mongoose grabbed the adder by the
middle and struck several times the
snout but without any apparent injurious eff
feet Rikkitikki would have been ashamed of
that cousin.
The believer in realism is not listened to as re-
spectfulIy he used to be. Here j. the L.
don Academy" assuring him that the ma = =
Of mankind is good-the exceptions are S.s
-Tfis is truth" it adds (which the so-cal4'@
realist does not know wilfully ignores Dick
ems knew it. Thackeray knew it, Fielding knew
It. and so did all the great ones whose work
bears the stamp of Immortality. When the
modern writer recognizes this truth he will
probably hold the scales evenly
1t is related of DR.. Charles F. Holder. whose
new book. "The Channel Islands of California"
has Just been published by McClurg, that at
fourteen he tried to tame big shark. He
caught off Florida reef, towed it in with
the help of barge and ten oarsmen, and land
ed 1t in ditch. He kept it several months.
By placing a big moose about the shark, it is
stated it was made to tow a skiff about, cap
sizing 1t several tines-''but the maneater never
attempted to bite its captor."
New-York tribune., 1910-06-05
HER NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

The small boy backed up against the cool
brick wall and painted heavily.
Teacher licked you awful hard. didn't she.
Jm?" said his sympathetic chum.
You bet she did, replied the victim. "She
never licked me SO hard before. She thought I
had my geogerfy i'll my pants. an didn't
Cleveland Piain Dealer.
New-York tribune., 1910-06-05
CARRYING 1T TOO FAR

Precedence, so far as it goes. is very fine
thing" said Frederick Townsend Martha at a
dinner at the Cate de POpera, In New York
'NThe English. though, carry precedence perhaps
too far.
"a bishop entertained a number Of clergy at
his episcopal see. His guest Of honor was an
New-York tribune., 1910-06-05

pensc of his fellows stands as 10" HUI
any predatory medieval nopieh&'n' U
more dangerous member of society,"
New-York tribune., 1910-06-05
FOR BREAKING THE DROCTH.

What on earth induced you TO buy that
desert landscape picture with the two er.
hausted men struggling across It. for your din
ing room?"
MY dear fellow. it will create most glorious
Batter.