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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1910-11-24
How Not to Succeed.

If you hope to succeed in life you
must obey certain rules, says the
Atchison Globe. If you do not get
down to work before o'clock; If you
get sick easily and remain away from
your work full day you are not obey.
ing the rules necessary to success,
and you know It. And If you refuse
to obey the rules don't be cheat and
say "luck" is against you. You know
what the truth is-adrnit II. II you
don't the neighbors will.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1910-11-24
Criticises Her Sea

Mrs. Newell Dwight Hills, wife OF
the minister. says in an article in the
Outlook. that American women are
not success as home-makers. The
American woman has been reared up.
on false conception, she thinks. Has
been set upon pedestal and wor.
SHIPPED and has come to believe that
she is superior sort of being. She
questions whether the laxative, self.
assertive American girl is as well
fitted for the work of the world az
the English and German girls.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1910-11-24
NOTICE
To the Public:

To the Public:
Mr.. w. L. Flowers, an experienced
newspaper solicitor, is duly authorized
to solicit subscriptions for The Sank
Centre Herald, collect money and give
receipts for the same. Mr.. Flowers
carries with him the necessary Gre
dentials written on Herald stationery
and signed by myself.
Respectfully:
A. M. WELLEs,
Publisher Sank Centre Herald
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1910-11-24
Cat RAISING in India.

The British government is seriously
thinking of going into the wholesale
business of raising cats in India.
Cobra and Russel's viper kill in India
more than hundred thousand people
every year, but this Is not a feabite to
what would die of the plague II all
the rat-killing snakes In India were
killed.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1910-11-24
The Boy and His Surroundings.

A boys room has every chance of
being one Of the most interesting
rooms in the house. 1t may be a
workshop in the basement or in the
rear extension, an improvised corner
in the open attic. or small study, but
II It enters into the spirit of a boys
activities, 1t is sure to be good
looking and well-furnished room. The
mind Is all powerful in the debase.
ment or elevation Of a material, and
q boy should early realize this power
over his surroundings. There n no
material so humble but 1t can be en-.
nobled through thought.-St Nicholas.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1910-11-24
Power Goina to Was.

It was asserted few day. go be-
fore the Massachusetts gas and cleo
trio light commission that within Its
miles Of Boston water capable Of
yielding 300.000-horse power is going
to waste.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1910-11-24

Value of SeawcA

California has been first in the field
to recognize the value Of seaweed. San
Francisco ships annually to China
S100. 900 worth. This article Is good
winter food for oxen, sheep and pigs.
In bad times in Ireland it forms sta.
pie food for the peasantry Of the west
coast. Some of the beneficent prepare
lions in use today from seaweed are
iodine and bromine, from which we
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16
SUSPENDED
Is the Sentence Of Heike in
Order to Give Time for
an Appeal.

NEW YORK, July 1.-THE pass
ing of sentence on Charles R. Heike
secretary of the American Sugar
Refining Company. and Ernest W.
Gerbracht, superintendent of the
Sugar Trusts Williamsburg refinery
convicted last night of conspiracy tc
defraud the government by means
of sugar underwelght, was suspend.
ed today until August 80, pending an
appeal which counsel for the defend
ants will file.
James F. Halligan, checker, and
Harry W. Walker. assistant dock SUI
perintendent, who pleaded guilty
during the recent trial, were SEN
fenced to three months each. James
F. Bendernagel, whose case the jury
could not agree on, was paroled on
his own recognizance. 1t is con.
sidered doubtful whether his case
will be further prosecuted. Bail for
Heike and Gerbracht was fixed at
s25,OOO each.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16
NEW COMPANY
1WSr
Takes Over the Strothers-
McCarty Insurance
Agency.

On account of their large oil and
gas interests, the Strother brothers
have sold their interest in the
strother-McCarty Company, one OF
the hest known insurance agencies
of this city, and have retired from
that line OF business. The pur-
chasers of the strother Brothers in
terest are G. L. McCarty, James E.
Williams, Homer NJ. Stuart, Peyton
r. Cost and David o. Booth.
The old charter has been sur
rendered and the new firm has been
incorporated under the name of the
Mccarty Insurance Agency, with G.
y. Mccarty as manager. The new
firm has taken over all the business
of the old firm. and will conduct a
fire. life, accident, live stock, bond.
ing and general insurance business
The new firm will have the same
quarters in the Irwin building that
the old firm had.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16
CONSUMPTION
Cure Free

With the first signs of constipa-
ton you resort to the home methods
of relief, such as hot or cold water ON
arising, lots of stewed fruit with your
breakfast, etc, but what do you do
when these fail?
The majority then start on salts and
purgative waters. then change TO cathar.
uc pillS, etc. II you have gone through
hese various stages you know they were
go. Now you should try just once again.
put try something practical and sensible.
remedy made and intended for the Dur.
pos rs, yo4 are trying to accomplish. Such
~. CaldwelPs Syrup Pepsin. which Is
gu,nLLAnssed 70 pc permanent in its re-
s si us ingredients are such that by
prlet use OF Il the stomach and bowel
muscles are trained to again do their
work normally. so that in the end YOU
can DO away with medicines or ali Kinds.
IIhat u VIII do this Mr.. g. 7. Dodson OF
VIII Mrs. 8. A. Hampton OF Portage. o.
TO those who are still skepticaI there
- g way TO prove these assertions with
out penny OF expense: Simply send your
name and address to DIR. Caldwell and OBJ
tam free sample bottle. After using It,
II you are then convinced It Is the rem.
edy you need. buy fifty cent or one
dollar bottle Of your druggist and con.
cured: The directions are simple and the
dose Is sma1. It Is pleasant to the taste.
does not grippe and Is promptly effective,
and these statements are guaranteed or
money win be refunded.
ThiS remedy is over quarter Of a CEN
fury old and is personally taken by
more druggists than any other similar
remedy on the American market Because
Of its effectiveness, purity and pleasant
taste IL Is the ideal laxative remedy for
children. women and old folks generally.
DR.. Caldwell personally will be pleased
to give. you any medical advice you may
desire for yourself or family pertaining to |
the stomach. liver or bowels absolutely
free OF charge. Explain your case in |
letter and he will reply to you in detail. |
name and address on postal card or
otherwise For either request the Doctors |
address Is DR.. w B. Caldwell, R.522 Cald-
well building, Monticello. Ill.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16
MAN
MAKES A|RSH|P
James A. Hartley Will Try to
Fly in Monoplane He
Has Made.

GRAFTON. June 14.-The first city
in West Virginia to produce an air
ship and the first in the United States
probably to produce one Of the single
plane, or monoplane type. is the boast
of Grafton. James w. Hartley, Of
Grafton, practical electrician and
mechanic, is the inventor and builder
of the craft. For many months he
has been employed in its construction,
and now is almost ready to make a
trial voyage on receipt of a motor
Of 20 bose power. flights will be at.
tempted
Mr.. Hartley's craft, so far as
known, is the first monoplane tyne
largely developed by the French bird
men to be constructed in America. 1t
is quite Different from the bi-planes
of the Wright brothers. of curtiss and
other American aviators.
With the motor in place. Mr.. Hart
ley's machine will weigh complete less
than 400 pounds. The llghtness OF the
craft and its superior lifting power
are the particular advantages which
the inventor claims over air craft Of
prominent aviators 1t measures 90
feet from tip to tip of wings ana IS y
feet from the front to tip of tail Its
height in front is 8 feet The propel-
Ter is s feet in length and spreads
out an equal distance.
Mr.. Hartley has already been made
offers to enter his monoplane in air.
ship contests and exhibits.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16
COURT ORDERS.
Are Made BY Judge Charles
w. Lynch of the Cir
cult Court.

Circuit Judge Charles w. Lynch
has handed down orders as follows
Almira strother and others agains;
the Hope Natural Gas Company, bill
dismissed.
James NJ. ,Eib ct al against George
w. shuttleworth ct al, answer OF
George W. shuttleworth filed.
b. Frank Horror against Anna
Gertrude Horror ct al, sale con
tirmed.
Gregg Grocery Company against
Joseph E. Barnes, sale ordered.
Ellis Lyon against Guy Lyon ct ais
order OF dismissal.
George Mac. Barnett against the
Hope Natural Gas Company, answer
filed.
Sherman C. Denham, admir-
against Rebecca T. Alexander ct a.
report of distribution confirmed.
p. welty and Company against
Lloyd Duff ct al, sale confirmed.
Thomas Ramage, garnishee. order.
ed to pay Richard /. Perine $500.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16
GRADUATED
From Washington and Lee
University Are Two Clarks-
burg Young Men.

Two of clarkSburg's young men will
receive diplomas with h'ouors at the
one hundred and twenty-seventh COM
mencement of Washington and Lee
University. Lexington, Va, which is
now in progress. These are Robert
B. stoter, who will receive the de-
gree of bachelor of science, and o. A.
chidester, who receives the degrees
of bachelor of arts and master of
arts.
Both are graduates of the clarks-
burg high school, being graduated In
the class of 1907. and entering the
university in the fall of the same year.
A feature OF the commencement en-
ercises will be the unvetiing of me-
mortal tablet to the Liberty Hall vol
unteers.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16
Anxious Crowd Scared by
Fires in the Golf Building
Fire Department is Sum-
moned and Contractors
Are Highly Amused.

Bonfires of paper, shavings and 9TH
er trash on the ninth floor Of the new
lire-proof Cor building late Friday
afternoon caused needless anxiety on
the part OF crowd of persons in the
street below and considerable amuse-
ment for Elliott & WTncheil, contrac-
tors. and their men at work on the
building.
The bonfires were punposely lighted
on the ninth floor of the building by
direction of the superintendent. The
wood finishings have not been Installed
in the upper part of the building and
as the unnnished part consists of con-
crete floors. tile walls and other nom
combusttb1e material, the superinten-
dent concluded It would he safer to
dispose of the trash by burning It
there than by burning 1t in the
street.
In the trash was a quantity of tar
paper and the burning of this made
the smoke from the bonfires consider
ably denser than usual. When heavy
clouds of smoke poured from the win
dows of the ninth floor, people in the
street below. showing little faith in
the indestructibillty of material like
concrete, tile, stone and brick, became
alarmed and several thought the struc-
ture was doomed Some one sent
word to the city fire department and
firemen drove the hose wagon to the
scene in a great hurry but when they
asked employees on the building how
the ninth floor could be reached,
laughter was the only response, The
fremen concluded 1t was big joke,
too. and took the wagon back to the
station happy with the thought that
the call had been False alarm.
Elliott & winchell laughingly said
they were testing the building for the
benefit Of insurance agents and also
to decide bet that slate and CON.
crete will not burn.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16
Declares Attorney King, One
of Hubbard's Staunch-
est Friends.
FOR SAKE OF PARTY
AS Well as for Mr.. Hubbard's
Good and Victory in
November.

Attorney Michael H. King, OF FL
lkins, was here over night enroute to
Parkersburg TO attend federal court.
AS is well known Col. King is one of
the states active and influential Re-
lpublicans and is never too busy to
talk politics.
Commenting on recent article by
Charles Brooks Smith in the Tele-
gram and other newspapers relative
to the Thirteenth senatorial district
fight and especially as to Randolph
county. Col. King said:
My friend Brooks Smith is evil
IDENTIFY not acquainted with political
conditions or the lineup in Ran
dolph county, when he states that
the political 'kibosh' has been put on
certain fellows. OF that number is
Herman johnson, editor Of the In
ter4Mountain. who has always been
for Scott and Blue, as a perusal of
his newspaper especially the last
three issues prior to the primary
held in the district discloses.
Captain Cobb so far as know
took no part in the election except to
vote. 1t is my guess that he voted
for both Scott and Blue.
las to myself, from boyhood
have been a close personal friend o:
Senator Blue. and since he has been
in politics have been his political
friend as well and have never failed
to give him my most enthusiastic
support for any office to which hs
has aspired.
"And. so far as the fight between
Senator Scott and Mr.. Hubbard is
concerned. / am frank to say that l
know Mr.. Hubbard very we'll, and
am personally very fond of him and
an admirer OF his ability. But, I
have regarded and do regard his
continuance in the race as unfortu-
nate to himself, his personal and pc.
litical friends, and to the party we
love.
From the time Mr.. Hubbard lost
his own county and his own section
of the state. which was carly in tho
contest, | took absolutely no part in
his behalf in an effort to carry Ran
dolph county or the Thirteenth SEN
atorial district.
Nathan B. Scott has made a good
senator and an able representative
in Congress from this state and the
fight against him should not be KEEP.
up.
Personally l never fought Senator
Elkins hut on the contrary have al
ways been supporter of him, wheu-
ever he was a candidate, and never
had cause to regret it. I am more
enthusiastic .Elkins man today than
ever.
Senator Sutherland was an enthu-
siastic supporter at all times Of
Scott and Blue and he is deserving
of all the nice things said of him by
Brooks Smith"
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16

~~~-N--~-S>-~->-----
here that We couldn't hoe our pc.
tatoes,"
I'VE are all hoping for more sun.
ny weather." said Mr.. Taft.
DO you have any oil in this, vlcln.
ity?" the president asked. "You
send good deal of 1T over in Ohio
don't you?"
Mr.. Taft was informed that there
was plenty of oil, gas and coal IN
this section. And plenty of gas,
one fellow added amidst laughter.
Your representatives in Congress
were anxious to come over with me
on this trip and greet you," said the
president as the train began to pull
out, "but they were too busy with
important measures in Congress and
could not leave Washington"
When shaking hands with S. c.
Denham, postmaster, Mr.. Taft told
him that Senator Stephen B. Elkins
was very anxious to come over on
the trip but could not because he
had to give his attention TO the rail-
road bill and other important meas
ures in Congress.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16
DIES IN KANSAS
Native of Harrison County
Passes Away in West
a@a em Home.

Word is received here of the death
of Aiva II. Bennett. son OF William
r. and Mary Ann Bennett. at his
home at Maysville. Kan, June G last.
Mr. Bennett was born in Harrison
county. December s, 1890. He was a
veteran of the Civil war having serv-
ed in Company 3, Sixth West Virginia
Infantry, He was twice married.. Ills
first wife, Sarah Heldreth. and he
We're married in 1852. To this union
seven children were born, four OF
which survive, In 1868 he and Nancy
j. Cox were married and to them
were born seven children. OF which six
are left to mourn his death Mr.
Bennett went to Kansas in 1871.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16
YOUNG AERGNAU7
Startles People by Flying
Over Hudson River in
Dirigible Balloon.

NEW YORK CITY. June 14.-Fred
Owens, a uwenty-year-old aeronaut OF
Bellevilie, y. j.. brought business to
virtual standstill in Lower Mauhat-
tan by suddenly appearing in dlri-
gihle balloon, flying across the Hud-
son river and then attempting to land
his craft in City hall Park. The air.
ship became unmanageable and drift
ed over Brooklyn where it landed in a
shade tree. owen was not injured.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16
PENSION BILLS
Introduced by Senator Scott
Now Ready for Taft's
Signature.

WASHINGTON, ID. c., June 10
Pension bills introduced by Senator
Scott which had already passed the
Senate have been passed by the
House and will he laws as soon as
the President signs them, as fol-
lows: James Patterson, Wellsburg,
s24 a month; Barnet Boyles, a blind
man, Philippi. $50 a month; Francis
NJ. Watkins. Murrayville, $40 a
month; Winfield S. King, Belleville,
$24 a month; John lRuble, Parkers-
burg, Mexican war veteran, $24 a
month.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16
SpeaIss at Marietta.

MARIETTA, o., June 15-Presi-
dent Taft arrived here few minutes
after noon and was given an enthusi-
astic welcome by large crowd that
came to attend the seventy-dfth an
niversary of Marietta College. The
president was taken to the home OF
w. W. Mills. where he had lunch
con.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16
RECITAL
At St. J0SEPH'S
Is One of the Closing Exer-
cfses of That Excellent
Institution.

Pupils of st. Joseph's Academy gave
a piano and Evolutionary recital in
Centennial Hall Tuesday night as the
concluding exercises OF the closing of
the school year at that institution.
There was a large attendance and the
program was executed in brilliant
manner. those participating being a
large number of the members OF the
school. All acquitted themselves in a
highly creditnble manner. showing
careful and efficient training by the
Sisters. The program was presented
as follows:
The Cavaliers Farewell CPiano) +.
.....".,t... .,.......... FIR, Ritter
Misses Minnie Griffith, Regi-
ma Garfield, Edna Griffith,
Ursula Clark.
Chorus, Good Night. &C. w. Krogmann
Primary Glass
The Golden Star Waltz (Piano) !.
............ ........... Streabbog
Misses Margaret Casey, Bes-
sic Peck, Laurita Hamilton.
Selection-Soliloquy ........,..
Miss Wilma Gaines.
Maiden's Blush Waltz cPiano). -.
$3.50. ...t.l..........., Kinkle
Misses Nan crowly, Mary
Mailman, Nellie Tierney,
Bessie Peck.
selection-seein' Things at Night.
'''.........'.... e. Field
Miss Margaret Casey.
Roses 0Plano) .... .,.... streabbog
Misses Regina Greene, Win
ME Peck.
chorus-over the Ocean Spray,
.'......... ............. Richards
Junior Glass.
Fairy Blossom Mazurka (Piano)..
Misses Margaret Casey, Nan
crowly. Nellie Tierney
selection-Mammy's Plckaninny.
...,..,..,,.. ................ Jenkins
The Glass.
Lucrezia Borgia tPiano)t. j. A. Fowler
Misses Russie Wamsley, Anna
Crouch. Mary Bosworth, Mar
tina Donnelly
Hark! Hark! the Lark! Cvolce) -.
'.'....r'. ............,..... Shubert
Misses Mae o'Keefe, Ellen
Burke.
Vision of st. James
Miss Regina Greene.
Trot du Cavalier (Piano)'. ]. .spindler
Misses Regina caufield, Regl-
ma Keenan,, Regina Greene.
Mary Cannon,
Pantomime1Rock Ne to Sleep. 80.
Second Waltz. op. Sc CPiano) $500.
...........,......, :. B. GODDARD
Misses Mae o'Keefe, Ellen
Burke.
selection-The Eleventh Hour.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. A. L. Ruth
Miss Mary Cannon.
A Winter Lullaby, op. 81 (voice)..
.......... r. de Koevn
Miss Helen Burke
selection-How the La Rne Stakes
were Lost Observation-Disclosures. Hood
Miss Russie wamsley.
Third Meditation op. II (Piano)..
t........ .........'...,.... A. Jael
Miss Mae o'Ieefe.
chorus-The Peasants Return. 80.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. schumann
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16
BODIES IN A SACK.

CHICAGO. June 1.-THE bodies
of two male infants, apparently
twins i've days old. were found to-
day in a gun sack floating in Z
ditch in the outskirts. Of the city.
Death was due to drowning.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16
DEGREES FOR Two.

BLKINs, W. Va, June 1O-Prof.
Thomas E. Hodges, member of the
State Board of Control, delivered thu
address to the graduating class OF
the Dayis-Elkins college. Rober.
Sidney Irons. OF this city. received
the degree of bachelor OF arts. and
Allison c. Brooks. Of Philadelphia,
the degree of bachelor of science.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16
LEAVES HOSPITAL.

Glen Rogers, aged 16, who was
hurt by falling from a bicycle Sun
day evening, was discharged from
st. Mary's hospital Tuesday, having
recovered fr m his injuries. His
face was bruised and one eye was in
jured but not seriously.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16
FATAL FEUD FIGHT.

LEXINGTON, Ky, June 13.-In a
fued battle today in Breath:tt county,
two members of the Crawford family
were shot to death and member Of
the Johnson family was fatally
wounded,
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16
LINESrAS SHOCKED

Monday evening near Justice Harry
Gordon's office Neill DAWSON, Con-
solidated Telephone Company en-
ploye, fen from the top of pole, to
wires below and was shocked by the
current from a live wire. He was res
cued and taken to St aTary's hospital.
where he soon recovered sufficientlv
to so home. -
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16
WATCHDOG TuAr wo1TDN,1
WATCH.
III HWENk - aRn 70

Pay more for Devoe; he glad TO. 1t
is fuli-measure and honest.
Paint is watchdog How would
sou Ike a watch dog that wouldn't
watch from two to 1--WE o'clock in the
morning? That's short-measure.
How would you like Watchdog
that had way of waggiag his tall at
o burglar? That's false paint. The
burglar is rain and snow.
Go By the name: Devoe lead-and-
zinc.
5 Holden-Barnes
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16
HUB FIGHT
OUGHT TO CEASE
YOUNG chilled HElD ToR ARSON.

MARTINsBuRG, June 1s-charged
with setting fire to barn and hay
rack, Leslie Jacquis, seven-year-
old boy. has been held to the grand
Jury and must remain in Jail until
the fall term of court.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16

HUNTINGTON. June 18-Tou,
Calvert, an oil well drlller of New
Martinsyiile, fell out of the third
story window of a local hotel and
sustained fatal injuries.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16
SCOTT 60, HUBBARD /.

Primary elections senator scott nearly all the
dnes for me state legislature Hubbard only
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16
PRESIDENT SPEAKS

Continued from page ~
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1910-06-16

A few months ago stock in a
gold mine known as Dark
Springs located in North Caro-
lima, sold for 60 cents a share.
Today II is selling at $3.50 to
ss.75, per share, and almost i'm
possible to get it at this figure.
This stock will be listed on the
Stock Exchange in July at from
$500 to $500 per share. Can
YOU beat this for quick profits?
The Dark Springs Company
has enough ore blocked out now
to pay It's stockholders $500 to
$500 per share. The mine is
now in full operation and there
will be a dividend declared with
in the next 80 days.
Come in. We viii be only too
glad of a chance to explain
these fine propositions to YOU
whether YOU invest or not.