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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-12-18
Mysterious Woman
BY KARIN NllCHAELIS


a., a., ,h.t IN ali ,be world
tleFo - ny y si"s'' .fei''""
really knows single woman.
They know us as the bees know the
flngere their dIneren, fragrance ana
siv,catr,ess No more.
IL could NOT pnsslbly bo otherwise
III woman tried IN every possible
,yny 10 show herself as she f. to her
l,,,sban,I az. lovot N, would consider
mn bope1essIv insane.
so,ro Of us sllow part OF our char.
meter through otir whiins our hys-
torica, outburstg o1t- bitterness and
JsciF or condolences, bit very often Is
tl,5g 1pnarert laeE OF scif-control
,0hieb might be talscn for sincerity,
,7fnried with iucrcdilla SIyness
Ts truth ever spoken between man
ana woman? Iiuw often docs that
l,anaenp VERY seldom cornytlied 10 the
tnanv times when We lie IN part or nj
tot.ntbor when Ne remain silent. When
We We h"ai,ifv our mo;res. thoughts o,
actions
There is oyerla sttnr cnIuity between
man aud woman Nyr cover Tits up be.
.a,,.a iife must H., lived because IL Is
caster and more plensant, but tho
cnniifv is there. * filways there. even
in tho most intimate moments wh.n
Tho gpEe5 DcrfOTtli their highest dcS
ftrtes
M q woman who knows and under
stands women II would be easy to
proyc this IN words. and every woman
VINO listened 10 the proof alone would
,dr,,t the truth of what saw But ir
inc anbtoct bo discussed in tho pres
once Of men she would crush the truth ,
,inder her heel M n II were an ugly
worm.
Men NAV he and often are sincere !
toyyards themselves ar towards others.
women aro ,,s,r, sincere. rrbey arc ,
,,,ora1Iv orinnIcs, from their birth. most !
AZ Them from tho yorv moment OF
fheir concentin, Inter "a, they are
,ranp,ad throps,b education and dnally
4t,oHet rnarri5pe
woman rnav lovo hor husband bet
fer than she loves her own life. She
MAJ, socrifce her ume her health ma 4,
rer ITO far lin h,,t ta,te him fullv
5,to bor coral5c,,co ebo c.,rnot n sic |
he tr,,e woman :.
sg1a cannot do a. TOR sbe dares not
d,, n
Ma a, +bs otbc, side NAV love
,vitron+ anv reservation Ihriifrl, II
.,eI,inr1 ,i,os r. &C. +ho,, ,,rssii,ie m ona,
bir,1 ai+oeetba,. .,s va, womb nne,, an
ola deels With r,on,. ,,ra,vors mud
.,ac,.os hidt,sr ,,,,as IN, t,i,,sntf ,ays
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ute spontaneously 10 confess their

quite spontaneously 10 confess their
secrets TO her.
The history of the smile has never
been written, simply because those
who might write 1t consider them
selves either above II or too loyal TO
their own sex to do so. Men are just
as ignorant of the cause, origin, i'm
portance of the smile as they are of
anything else that concerns women,
their sexual life not even excepted
/ have known several men, special
lists in the diseases of women, and have
acted towards them as If | admired
their knowledge, but in my heart 1
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-12-18

Mondays News concisey told in the space below
Suggestions all tic house that will Help yo,, 10
make practicable sensible gifts for Christmas.
Gifts that your friends or yourself will appreciate
Only six more shopping days before Christmas.
We will not be open at night, but we're fully prepared TO
d AZ ANY, hp,r, ~ da,,
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Comforts, Blankets, Spreads

Every one a useful gift. Splendid values at the
| prices.
| Eidcrdowu Comforts, covered with Trench
teen figured both sides, GIG feet, $500. s5ts $3.50
Sos.
| Eidcrrown Comforts covered with Japanese
| silk Gx6 feet, sio8s $500, s17.5o and s::.oo.
! Cotton comforts, covered with silkollne filled
| with aminatcd cotton, z2xSo inches, $500. $3.50
and $3.50.
| HInniscts white wool ia size $3.50 $500
$5as pair; l9i size. $3.50. 500 and $1,000 pair
| rnncy Crib BInplsets III pink and blue, 4sc, zoe,
| $o5 s1J9.
| white sntin Quilts. embroidered edge. extra
| large size, te-t wreath centre $3.50 each.
| Marsccs Quilts hcnmed t1-4 size, pat
| terms, $3.50 each.
| White embroidered edge satin Quilt and Bolster
| Cover TO match, Tor extra large size beds sos
| and $50 per set,
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one word carried another, and AZ last
every one of us had given away her
most hidden. most sacred and precious:
secrets Not ono Of US ever wept be.
cause Of any Irresistible necessity.
Tears are u gift srorH nature, and II
rests entirely with ourselves to use
them lavishly or sparingly.
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lie decided to marry her. one day she
disappeared and left note, in which
she said: "Good-by! You always bored
me-
During the whole time ne had never
owned the slightest part of the girls
soul nor understood a shred OF her
character; lie never realized that to
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exchanged under a high pressure OF
feeling which atones for everything.
| remember one day when II was
warm and pleasant and the air was
filed with the fragrance Of roses. We
were talking of weeping. AZ first we
hesttated little; II was hard 10 be
entirely sincere and outspoken. but
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satisfy her he must not only be kind
to her, but also make up for what she
had lost by becoming virtuous.
TO me there is something eleTating
in heart to heart talks among women.
They contain something beautiful and
inspiring, even II the rules of deceney
are Violated, because condolences are
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-12-18

Made OF taffeta aud mes
saline silks. chiffon and Per-
sian nets.
Some plain tailored; others
fancllv trimmed.
Black, navy, brown. grey
light blue and plaids.
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Your Xmas List
Novelties in Leather Goods

pinochlc, Domino Whist sets, s1:5. $50,
sI0s, up 10 stc00..
CnIoris Bottles, pints and quarts. s2..5 to $3.50.
Drinking Cups and Flnsk., sf.:o, sl.o0, SEQ UP
10 $3.50.
Cont Racks, Medicine Cases, Jewel Gases, Man.
icurc sets, Collar BoNe- Writing Tablets Travel
in- Clocks, Etc. Hundreds of useful things for
gift purposes.
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Man stands alone, man Is alone.
Every woman inhabits her own globe,
mzde from fire. surrounded by thin,
hardened crust, and as the stars fol-
low their eternal courses through
space. lonesome in the midst of q
countless number of stars, so every
woman walks through life lonesome
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Xmas GiftsFromthe Linen Store

Buy your linens hers and have the satisfaction
of selecting from the best assortment and lowest
prices in Richmond.
Table Cloths with bordcrssand wreath centres
7o19o inches, $3.50; ,2xfos ineaes. $500.
90xa0 Double Damask Cloths $3.50
9o%1oS inches Double Danask Cloths. s1o.os and
$1,000
Napkins, all linen good, heavy weight, new
patterns, SIS size, $500 and $500 dozen.
2ax2. inch Napkins, $500 and 5000 dozen.
Fine, All-Linen luck Towels, hens stitched, dam
ask borders scalloped embroidered with datnask
border monogram designs, $500, 5000 $780, $500,
$500 $3.50 DOZEN
Doylies. all linen scaIopcd satin finish. $500
and $3.50 dozen.
Mexican Drawn Work Linen Cloths, scrrfs and
Ccntreplcccs S1OO to $1,000 each
Cluny Centrepieccs, 0Sc, st.1p, st.os. s:.:5 ana
Sc5O Clupy Table Covers. sos to $500.
Pillow Cases, 45XS6 inches all linen hemstitchcd,
hand embroidered, s13S, 1915 and $3.50 pair.
Milford chronicle., 1910-03-25
HARRINGTON.

The following named pupils Of Anderson
School are on the Honor Roll for the month
r ending March lSth Resale Hammond Elsl
$ Rella and Elmer Brown. aud Gustav Marc uardi
Those perfect IN department are Elsie aud Rel
Ia Brown, Gustav Marquardt, Elmer Brown
Pearl Travis, Iona. Norris, Odoth, Amy and
Amos Brown, Nettie Smith, and Florence and
Pearl Anthony.
ON Thursday at Anderson's st Patricks Day
was observed. Irish melodies in verse were cor
related with American literature and history
bearing on the subject The history Of this
nationality is very interesting to the writer. the
many Harrington families with which this sec.
ton abounds being descendants Of the bold aud
hardy sons Of the Emerald Isle
Mr. aud Mrs. A. Il. Ross and Miss Helen
spent sunday at Hickman with Mr. and Mrs.
JONI Stevens.
| W. II. Galloway will have a sale on March
%, after which be will leave for Wyanet, III.
Il would be well for Harrington 10 reorganize
the fire fighting force before Il becomes a town
of ashes.
DR.. X. +. J. Barber will dispose Of his personal
property aud real estate and remove to WASH
iugton shortly where he viii engage in general
practice and hospital work. He has practiced
10 this place and vicinity for twenty-four years
and has many friends
Children, grandchildren, and friends sur /
prised John Wesley Paris on his birthday /
March 10Th. A very pleasant time was spent
Useful gifts and post cards were received
Mrs. WOicott spent Sunday 81 the ~ r. Con.
ference at salisbury.
Mrs J. o. Bernard and children Of Denton
have been the guests OF Mr. and Mrs. Thomas
sharpe
The school is practicing for an entertainment
to be held 30 the opera house.
Nathaniel Roe has been a Denton visitor
The school is practiciug for an entertainment
TO be held IN the opera house, At Easter. The
proceeds are for the Presbyterian Church.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. L. Blades, OF Burrsyiile visi
ted town on Monday.
The Rev. J. +. Nicholson Of Wilmington
preached IN the 81. p. Church on sunday. He
was the guest Of Mrs. James A. smith
The Rev G. S. Arnett will preach in the N. p
church on Easter Sundsy.
Mrs. e. ROckhill, Of Philadelphia, is the guest
# Mr.. and Mrs. W. e. Wright
Mr.. and Mrs. CLARK smith, OF Greensboro aud
81 and Mrs n. J. Harrington and little son,
'lement Tharp we're with the Rev. K. w. Ross
nd wife on Palm sunday. The occasion was
lso the first birthday anniversary OF Master
harp.
Mrs. Omer Franklin is with New York rela.
YES.
Mrs. r. W. Ross will spend the Easter HOLIDAYS
18th her relatives of Houston.
Miss Bertha Collision. OF NOrristown, Pa. ia
Inner
A fne little daughter has been born to Mr.
Mrs. Walter Bradley, OF fredericksburg il the
iest Of Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Paris
Milford chronicle., 1910-03-25

As the time for opening the poll
teal campaign approaches, candi.
dates for both state and county
officers are cropping out. It can
not be contradicted with truth. but
what the Republican Party has
given to Delaware a clean, business
and able administration, and in the
main the counties have been govern.
ed with fairness and as much abil-
ity as the democratic predecessors
evinced. But there is one thing to
be kept in view if the Republicans
hope to continue their administra-
ton, and that object is, that only
well known men of business ability
and Probity Of character shall be
placed upon the tickets. The pee.
pie revolted against machine nomi- |
nations at the last election, and
they will surely rebuke another at
tempt to force down candidates re-
Pugnant to the mass Of the party.
In the county nominations the con
ditions are such that only the best
men OF any community can be as
sured of the party support, and the
policy of nominating men because
they can be controlled for any par
ticular purpose, will result in dis
There is no reason Is
why Republican Legislature can
not be elected, and it is the first duty t
Of the party to assure itself Of the /
by strong nominations, a
and then meet the questions which /
will then arise in the way best for r
the future Of the party. f
Milford chronicle., 1910-03-25

II is not expected, however, that the
road will be supported by the trade and
travel of our little state alone, but by a
large portion of the Southern trade, which
must necessarily pass over this route.
There exist, with us, no doubt in re.
gard to the immense benefit to be deri-
we'd by the construction of the contem-
plated road through the State, and think
it should meet with the hearty approval
of every citizen who feels an interest in
her welfare. or wishes to see her advance
with the adjoining States
As to the description of the mode Of
living in Sussex, given by the editor OF
the Politician, we think it hardly worth
noticing. for persons who have visited
the kind and hospitable folks Of Sussex
can tell a different tale.
Milford chronicle., 1910-03-25

splendid work for the public schools
and statements like that of the Mil
ton Times will do it no harm, for
the facts are too well known to those
who mingle with the world even
outside Of educational affairs.
Milford chronicle., 1910-03-25

IGNORANCE IS no excuse to pleac
IN exclamation of either a misstate
ment, or a crime, and this is parti.
cularly applicble to a newspaper
In last weeks Milton Times, appear.
ed an editorial article with por-
claims the ignorance of the writer
as to the Summer School of Methods
as held at Dover each year, and
which school would be monopoli-
zed by teachers from Maryland and
other States, would the managers
OF this particular school permit.
Could the writer of that editorial
pass even one morning or after
noon at the sessions of the summer
school Of methods, he would be
ashamed of having written an edit
Orial cOuched in the words of the |
mis-statement he made last week.
IT was not only not facts, but it was
misleading and contradictory so far
as the teachers are concerned. We
do not deny that even those who
were connected with the school NAV
have possibly made mistakes. but
who has not made mistakes ? The
article in question admits the value I
OF summer schools, and also states
that the low salaries paid generally a
are patent factors which have Great
ed a scarcity of teachers ; this true, 5
but when a public newspaper mis- d
leads and directs public opinion in e
wrong channels, it becomes a crime q
Publishers should familiarize them v
selves with the facts, and not take a
second hand information as to a ic
vital matter Of public education. )
The Summer School at Dover has n
been blessing to the public schools Il
Of Delaware, and the Superinten- &C
dents have been compelled, to the 3
writers personal knowledge, to COM ia
mission many who attend that q
school, to teach, simply because M
many schools would have been un- 81
able to get teacher without this W
'eing done. We do not agree with to
Hardesty ifhe made po
he statement, that one-fourth of pr
he teachers now teaching in Sus- to-
ex County, are totally untitled lea
Or the work. Our connection with Of
ublic education for many years Of.
asst, has given opportunity to alo
now something of the facts, and ctr
1ch statement would have to be Of
ualiied to make it understood in beI
lie proper way, and a Superinten- wo
mt of Schools would be careful in by
aking statements of that charac- kdaFP
r. We want the standard of POP
achers raised, and we want teach add
to get proper pay for services rem exp
red, and it is up to the teachers and
d the public to adjust but the thu
miner School at Dover is doing oe s
Milford chronicle., 1910-03-25
STATE or OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO,
MAS CngrEww

LUCAS COUNTY -
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he Ia
senior partner Of the firm OF +. j. Cheney &
Co, doing business in the City OF Toledo
County and State aforesaid, and that said
nrm Will pay the sum OF ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS for each and every case ofCatarTb
that cannot be cured by the use OF Halls Ca
tarf Cure. FRANK J. CHENEY.
sworn TO before me and subscribed In nv
presence, this 9Th day Of December, A. D. 1886.
fSEArl A. W. GLEASON,
NOTARY PUBLIC.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur.
faces OF the system. Send for testimonial free
+. j. CHENEY Co. Toledo o.
Sold by all Druggists. Use
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Milford chronicle., 1910-03-25
Clothing Dept.

Mems Soc Work Shirts some with double
fronts and backs. Wed price Sc
Mems Soc Dress Shirts, pleatsd and plain
bosom Wed price Sc
Boys 25e Brownie Overalls all eolors,
We. priee Ice
Mems SOC Cheek Jumpers. Wed. price I've
Mems sloO Soft Collar Dress Shirts
Wed. prize 75e
Mems 25e Gray Medium weight Underwear.
Wed. price Ice
Milford chronicle., 1910-03-25
c. D. Abbott & Co.
Bargains
for Next Wednesday
Dry Goods Dept.

500 Black SILK Underskirts, Wed. price s. IS
$3.50 White Underskirts, Wed. price 81 As
$50 White Shin Waists Wed. price Csc
Ladies 25e Gauze Pants. Wed price 1ee
sc Bed sheets, (bleaehedl Wed price Use
$50 Summer Pouieres, in straight and cross
stripes We'd price gse
Sc and lOe Pure Linen Lace, al widths
Wed. price &c ID
Wed price &c
SOC Crez Mating stairs to match Wed. price sc
Sc China Mating, extra heavy, Wed price &c
Milford chronicle., 1910-03-25
Shoe Dept.

Mems 500 Gun Metal Shoes. a good dress
shoe. We'd pree 81 20
Girls 81 so Gun Metal Button Shoes. Ito2
Wed. price Si.A
Sample lot Wemens Tan Oxfords 81. rs 800
$3.50 sizes to S, We'd priee 81 s9
Women's 500 Lace and Button Comfort Shoes.
Wed. price Sl.49
Our Bargain table for Wednesday will have on II
about 70 pairs Womens Shoes at about bsii
nrica.
Milford chronicle., 1910-03-25

Store closes
Evenings at
six, except
Wednesday &
Saturday.
Milford chronicle., 1910-03-25
Bargain Room.

l0c Turkish Towel, We'd. n,;.. &.
25e White Enameled Sugar Box. with hinged
cover. Wed. price loe
China Ness Eggs, on Wednesday for Sc
SC Colonial shape table tumblers,
Wed. priee s for Toe
lse Pct heavy in dish basins, We'd price Toe
iss a. Gray Enamel Berlin Kettle with cover,
Wed price ioe
4Ve Crepe paper every color Wed. price Sc
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1910-06-02

to the heroes who sacrificed their
lives for the country's sake. The
ranks of the veterans are fast
thinning, but as much pride and
| interest is taken in these annual
occasions as ever.
The graduating exercises of
our high school take place this
evening. The Commencement
address is to be made by Harvey
C. Minnich, A. M, of Oxford,
10. The class of 1910 is composed
of thirtyfve pupils, as follows:
Jessie E. Baker, Hermann Bal
thaser, l. Kintner BEEN, Carl H.
Beutler, Roscoe Bowman, Jesse
E. Brokaw, Charlene M. Corwin,
Esther Dieterle, Maude Dubois,
Juanieta Eikenberry, Edna Fol-
kerth, Esther G. Fourman, SHala
H. Carver, Naomi Haber, w. w.
Heironimus, Dorothy L. Hench,
Warren W. Hustled, Kate C. Ju-
dy, Sarah E. Leas. Ralph Lock-
EFT, Charles A. Medford, Lucille
Nc Cullough, Mary Merrill, Juliet
o. Reid, Clarence IF. Requarth,
Vesta Rush, GLADDEN. Searle, Ma
bel &. Turner, Hester Viets, Ma
ry L. Warner, Marie Weaver,
LaVirge Whitacre, Ethel Wilson,
Owen B. Winters, Perry Yount.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1910-06-02

tant things that stand by common
goats are that they are very prolific
and the raising of the kids is an easy
matter. An expert advises those who
contemplate purchasing goats for
sprouting to buy those of the ordinary
breed, for they will prove to be more
sprviceable for that purpose and less
expensive to keep. But, if goats are
to be used for rdding the pastures of
6chs, by all means get Ang0Yas.
A flock Of Angoras placed Oh field
IF 1,2OO acres that is infested with
ticks will clean it III less than one
year. Such an experiment was made
recently on field of about that size
In the south that had been badly over
pastured and infested, so much so that
the owner had to take most of his
stock from it. After purchasing a
number of Angoras he turned them
upon it and perhaps saved his entire
stock and rid his field Of the tick pest
for all time.
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USEFULNESS OF GOATS.
What Can Be Accomplished by Raising
the Anuora and Connpnop pra.ds

What Can Be Accomplished by Raising
the Ansora and Common Breeds.
The question of the value of Angora
goats is at present being discussed by
farmers and expert breeders through
out the country. The brush eating in
stinct Of the Angora is being demon
strated on the LassOn national forest
In California. This experiment may
prove valuable to the government, but
not to the farmer. AS Angora goats
are no better for sprouting land than
other goats and are more expensive, 1t
might be fully as profitable in this in
stance to purchase common goats,
which can at times be obtained for al
most a song.
After the common goats have done
their work they can be put on the mar
ket again and will bring the money
paid for them.
In certain sections of the United
States the raising of Angoras has
never been very profitable. outside Of
their brush eating proclivities, while,
on the other hand, the raising of the
"billy" has proved to be a paying in
vestment for any farmer. Two impor-
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1910-06-02
u.,. "a pr.nar. nonsals 3 I urlsx.

Boil the fowl in as little water as
uossible until the bones can easily be
separated from the meat, Remove all
of the skin. slice and mix together the
light and dark parts. prepare dress
ing as for roast turkey. put upon the
fire to melt the butter, then mold into
a round ball and put the meat all
around it. Boil down the liquid IN
which the turkey or chicken was boil
ed. then pour it on the meat. WraI
IT tightly in cloth. then press 1t witt
a heavy weight for few hours. Whei
served it is cut into thin slices.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1910-06-02

cord the fact that our 2. T. Ny
ers is now housing a wife in his
commodious and we'll appointed
residence in this place. May sue
cess attend this venture upon the
sea matrimonial.
A former resident of this place,
C. E. Naylor, now of GIovers-
vile, N. Y, was here today, ac-
companied by his newly made
bride. While Ed. delayed the
venture to a later i period inslife
than IS usual, we everdespaired
of his doing the sensible thing
before his lamp should cease to
burn, and while the latter part
of his wick may not be-, so long,
may it burn with greater brilli-
ance and more fervid heat as a
compensation for the part wasted
in single blessedness. May hap
piness crown their united lives.
Mrs. J. A. Hoffman of Bowling
Green is here visiting her par
ents, P. B. Miller and wife.
Our mayor has issued notice to
his constituencies to destroy the
noxiOus 'growths and weeds in
and about individual premises
within the city limits. This is
we'll to put good appearances, but
would it not be we'll to have or
dered that the public streets of
the village should have like at
tention and cleaning? Shall we
have the inside clean and the out
side overgrown with the same
growths to mar the appearance,
and furnish seed for a replant-
ing after effort has been made
for cleanliness? Let this work
be persisted in until the inside,
outside and everywhere shall
have received a proper renova-
ton, and a good stride shall have
been made to destroy the noXi-
GUS growths. taking possession
of the public and private prem
ses.
Rev. A. E. Day preached a
memorial sermon Sunday night
to a large and appreciative aud
ience in our M. E. church on the
subject of a "Great Christian
May 80. AOB
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1910-06-02
ChIIarO0 cry
FOR FLETCMER'S
cASTORIA
How TO Make Pumpkin FIe.

To quart of steNed pumpkin. drain.
ed and well mashed. add one cuptul
of sugar. two eggs. we'll beaten; two
ia tablespoonfuls of cornstarch. mixed
with the sugar: half teaspoonful each
of cinnamon and allspice, quarter OF a
teaspoonful of cloves and Of nutmeg
Mix all together. Heat until boiling
hot a pint Of milk. pour it over the
pumpkin and let stand until cool, stir
ring well. Line four pie tins witt
good, rich crust; fill with the mixture
but do not cover with an upper. crust
Bake in a moderately hot oven.
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The Country Store.

"There seem to be a great many cap
tains among those lOitererS around the
stove" ventured the coffee drummer.
"Yes, stranger" laughed the old store
keeper: they are all captains"
"And | suppose you could find all
kinds Of captains among them"
"Yes, excepting captains of indus
try."-Chicag0 News.