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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-03-11

Try Hills Famous Coffees; Stewart
sells EN-
The Burgoyne dining room was we'll
patronized last Saturday night after the
dance and all spoke in praise of the ex-
cellent service. Mr.. Hart & Sons will
spare no pains to please their patrons
at all times.
On account of washouta on the rail-
roads, Il. T. Benjamine, the piano
tuner will not be here for several days.
If you want work done in that line,
leave your orders at George o. Wal
toms music store.
Everybody every Saturday night
after the dance is going to Harris new
Burgoyne dining room for supper and
oysters.
Cad Owens, father Of Mrs. Charles
Stephens of Bennington, was killed by
team running away at Idaho Falls
last Tuesday. The deceased was one of
Vic ChEly ACbbtCID Va bulb fhtiCJS bub
here number of years ago
We are going to give special atten,
ton to our paint department this sea-
son. We carry four lines of mixed
paints, and as many different kinds of
varnishes and colors; also a complete
line of painters brushes. ID. McLen-
nan.
The kodak season is most here and
with 1t comes your opportunity to enjoy
the making of more new pictures. II
by chance you have no camera, we sell
the best Brownie for $2, 10 and 81
Rinehart studio.
Ihave just received large shipment
of small instruments. Vlolins from 81
to $75. All persons buying small in
struments this month will be given
certificate emitting them to free lessons
for one year.-George D. Walton.
music dealer
Mrs Sam Lewis and her sister,
Mrs. H. A. Jacobs of Pocatello, left last
Monday for months visit with rela-
! tives in Chicago and New York. While
in the latter city Mrs. Lewis will pur-
dhrse millinery, ladies' suits and fur,
nishings for the Fair store.
The Burgoyne Dining Room, under
the management of T. -B. Fart & Sons,
will serve suppers, lunches and oysters
in every style after the dance every
Saturday night, at reasonable prices.
At the meeting house in Georgetown
on Tuesday night, March Is the George
town Dramatic company will present
'Hickry Farm" a comedy drama in
two. General admission % cents, chill
dren Is cents, reserved seats IS cents.
Seats on sale at Larsen & Hpff' store
The Fielding Academy Dramatic Co
presented '"The School Mistress" at the
Theatre last Friday night to fair-sized
audience. Although the company was
composed mainly of academ students,
who were real amateurs in theatrical
work, they gave quite creditable pre-
Isentation of the play.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-03-11
up THE LADDER"

Order Simmons Magazine at the
Handy Kitchen today. The
March number has a stork. up
the Ladder of Turnquist," by our
local author Rev. Laughlin.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-03-11
AnlA Xhoeks.

The hollyho tx X sembles tall MOD
est maiden. the IN r OF aloofness ana
aristocratIc 81 uiicieA g VelIs OoausZ
and charm. Friends rave told me %
fragrant hollyh peks. M at have yet
to meet one, " bile knN ing Iul. ws.I
that with a gen erous suN W " 1ou1'
and nectar there should 70 &cs'u"
hidden deep In re heart ohA' We l.ssSe''
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-03-11

H. j. Eckloff, manager OF the Bonanza
Mining Co., returned last Saturday
from months business trip to WASH
ington, d. G.
For sale, The Rose Hotel Cafe; is do
ing a good business and has railroad
protection. For price and terms call at
the cafe.
! Miss Anna Mattson of ST. Charles, is
still suffering with rheumatism, with
which she has been afflicted for the
past four months.
LARCOM paper hanger.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nephi Bunderson Of
st. Charles, are entertaining a little
daughter, who arrived at their home
last WedL lay.
SEE LARCOM.
Ned Bodies will leave in few days
for his Miner ranch to begin spring
work His family will probably remain
here thes summer.
Hair switches and puffs made at home
for from $3.50 to 81. Eliza Berrier,
Cokeville, Wyo.
All those having articles for the NJ,
E. bazaar are requested to leave them
at II. b. Whitman's store not later
than next Wednesday.
LAR( ON paper hanger.
J. D. Mott went to Seattle yesterday.
Mis-. Mott and children, who have been
visiting there for the past two months,
will return with him next week.
Have your pictures framed before
they are ruined by dust and flies. Rine-
hart will frame them.
Electric light globes. any voltage. is
cents each at Modern Drug Co.
| Darts from Cupid's bow has pierced
the hearts of two of Montpelier's we'll
known young people, and the date Of
Itaeir wedding will soon be announced.
The 17-mOnth-old daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Dan Rich of Paris, died yes
terday morning from complications
following a severe attack of pneumon-
mia.
The best work, LARCOM'S
It costs you nothing to figure, but it
will cost you several dollars more for
a piano or organ if you do not figure
with George walton, the music dealer,
before buying.
Mrs. r. A, Sullivan has receiqed the
spring line of samples for ladies' tailor
cd suits from the Chas. Stevens Co. OF
Chicago. Call at her rooms over the
First National bank and see them.
For sale, 100 acres of very fine dry
I farm land with good title; will be sold
cheap for cash. Apply to Walter Hoge
A 8 Son, Paris, Idaho.
LARCOM knows how.
Our new line of wall paper, erowns
etc. is the largest ever before shown II
Montpelier. Our prices and quality
are right Call and inspect the assort-
ment at our new store on Main street :
D. McLennan.
The Curtiss Comedy company will
llay a weeks engagementatt the theatre
BEGINNING next monday night. Change
# program every night. Moving pic
ures before the regular performance
Popular prices.
For Sale. at market priee-nry farm
,eed oats, which yielded A bushels pei
.cre last year.-CalI on or address A D
airschi, Geneva, Idaho.
The Montpelier Milling Co. has Sc:
,ured the services Of James Caldwell,
Professional miller, who arrived from
! Waterloo. Iowa, last Monday. The com
! ,,any will now be able to turn ont evel
{ better grade Of -four than 1t has il
The past. j.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-03-11

After dickering with railroad COM
pany officials for several months, Man
ager Taylor of the San Francisco Chera-
ical Co. recently secured permission to
erect a new loading platform at point
near the west end of the railroad yards.
The old platform had to be abandoned
on account of the erection of the club
house adjacent thereto. Mr. Taylor in
forms rs that as soon as the wagon road
to the mine gets in condition, they will
begin hauling phosphate and expect TT
continue shipping ail summer. They
would, have been shipping all winter,
had the railroad officials designated
point a. which to erect loading plat.
form. .
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-03-11

Local News

Montpelier, Idaho, Mar. II, 1910
SEE LARCOM.
LARCOM paper hanger.
LARCOM'S work stays.
LARCOM knows how.
The best work, LARCOM'S
Guaranteed, LARCOM'S work
Who's LARCOM2 He is the paper
hanger.
Chas. E. Harris. Notary Public.
Phone j, A. Hess for coal.
Mrs. VIM. banks of Kemmerer, is
visiting with Montpelier relatives.
n Johnnie Upper, who is attending
school at Salt Lake, spent Sunday at
home. =--
Eastman Kodaks and supplies at
Rinehart's studio.
See THE Avengers" at the Theatre
tonight, new songs, new dances and
new music.
Flishman's compressed yeast for sale
by the Royal bakery.
The stork left fine son at the home
of Marion Perkins Wednesday morn
ing,
Elmo Haggerty returned Tuesday
from three weeks soiourn at San
Francisco.
All the latest magazines at the Handy
Kitchen.
Mrs F. L. Cruikshank who has beeIl
quite i'll for two weeks, is now conva1
leseing. ---------=---
C. N. Sweet came up from Salt Lake
Sunday on business and returned Mon
day morning.
LARCOM'S work stays
A little daughter registered at the
home of Mr. and Mrs Bert Arnell Of
St. Charles, last onday.
Plenty of high top oyershoes for IL en-
at Jones-Robison's
Master charlie Fife of Pocatello, visit
ed oyer Sunday with his father, Con-
dpctoa Fife of the ping pong.
-Four loaves OF bread for rs cents at
the Royal Bakery.
Don't forget the St Patrick's ball at
the pavilion Thursday night, March II.
Dancing will continue until u. IN.
Mr.. and Mrs. Heber Phelps went t.
Dayton Sunday to visit with Mrs. Phelps
| parents MIR. and Mrs Deacon" Jones
The Royal bakery viii be open on Sun
days from 10 to and from to O'Clock
THE Milkmaids" is the title, of tie
comic operetta which will be presented
by the First ward choir in the neal
future.
Go to the Modern Drug Co for cleo
trict light globes, any voltage Is cents
each.
al Smith went to Salt Lake yesterday
to take treatment for rheumatism, witt
4 which he has been suffering for severa
months.
tt't=s!1 -
Subscriptions taken for all magazine
at publishers prices. - Handy Kitchen
Mrs. J. K. Nelson has gone to Sail
Lake to remain some time IN the hops
that her health will he improved by SIN
lower altitude.
Ihave $240 church organ which I
will sell at cost to any church Call ans
see it.-George O. Walton, the music
dealer.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-03-11

1.-THE sorest tempest has the most
sudden calm. socrates.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-03-11

JOHN D. ROCKEFELLER


How people
this valley u
How many times have you read our advertisements
telling you your a
many
before reading this
with prices washing oiling IS follows
Single harness, wash and oil 75c
Light double harness, wash and oil $1.OO
Medium heavy harness. wash and oil LIS
Heavy harness, wash and oil $50
With equipment which includes washing plenty
boiler
water wash harness cleaner
dvidua in the state With house that will of oiled
harness and heat job
oing With three your
pairing short notice
Now why do you try to compete with us
Bring your oilng at once
.Enos Harness Co.
Cruikshank Block
Montpelier, Idaho
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-03-11

Who's LARCoM2 He is the paper
hanger.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-03-11

Ask LARCOM, he knows.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-03-11
Montpelier, Idaho, Mar II, 1910

Johnnie Upper, who is attending
school at Salt Lake, spent Sunday at
home.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-03-11

Mrs F. L. Cruikshank, who has beeIl
quite ill for two weeks, is now conva1
[ lescing --.---------=---i
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-03-11

Eastman Kodaks and supplies at
Rinehart's studio.
See 1.-THE Avengers at the Theatre
tonight, new songs, new dances and
new music.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-03-11

Elmo Haggerty returned tuesday
from three weeks sojourn at San
Francisco.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-09-15
TRAMP is ELEVEN YEARS OLD
North Dakota Lad Is Arrested by chI7
cago PoIice-ProfesslonaI Hobo
Six Years.

Chicago. - Delphia Simmons, II
years old, whose home is in Fox Home,
IN. D., and who says he has been a
professional tramp for six years, beat
ing" his way around the country on
freight trains, was arrested by Ser
!geant Bush Of the Grand Crossing sta
ition the other day at the East Sew
.enty-1fth street crossing of the I'LL
inois Central railroad. When taken
to the station and questioned by Lieu
tenant Mccain he said he had run
away from his home three times and
passed most of his time travelling
around the country since he was five
years old. His possessionsr~differed
somewhat from the ordinary tramp, a
bar of soap and towel being found in
his clothing. Besides this he had ciga-
rette papers, tobacco and a comb.
II was five years old when 1 ran
away the first time," said the boy,
"and v e since then 1 have had the
roaming fever. I would go home, but
1T wouldn't be long before I would start
lout again. When l left home the last
time my uncle, Richard Simmons,
lgave me so cents and l went to see
my aunt, Mrs. Rude, who lives in Ohio.
I travelled around a little after leav-
ing before I came to Chicago. I have
seen almost everything that is worth
seeing In the United States"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-09-15
EGG IN NEST OF LACE
Arlstocratic Little Bantam Disllkes
Plebelan Home, SO She Goes
Wandering.

Everett, Wash.-Seattle may have
it all over Everett in population, and:
expositions, and aviation stunts and,
little things like that. but when it
comes to bantam hens who have such!
aristocratic leanings that they prefer
ito lay eggs in a nest composed Of
Rare old lace attached to costly fem7
tnine garments, and enter strange
houses to do it, then must Seattle &C
knowledge that it cannot hope to equal
this young and growing metropolis.
Police Captain Charles Knapp, who
lives on Norton avenue, is something
of a chicken %fancier, when he Is not
isleuthing around town in the perform,
Iance of his duty. Among the fancy
chickens he owns is a bantam hen,
nameless up to date, but just as close
to the captains heart now as If she
had a dozen names.
The hen had a bunch that she
might lay an egg providing she could
get away from the plebeian atmo!
sphere of a hen-house, where chickens
make a regular practise of laying
!eggs. The little bantam, therefore,
tackled a few times, spread her
wings and went over the fence, land
ing in the yard of a neighbor of Cap.
tain Knapp.
A door in the neighbours house was
open. The hen walked in. Encoun-
,tering no opposition she strolled
around until she spotted a nice, white
bed. She hoped on the bed. 1t
looked a whole lot better to her than
"a hen roost. On the bed were vari.
tous articles Of feminine attire. The
ARTICLES included lace and various
soft, fuzzy, altogether delightful gar.
ments women get out and examine
CRITICALLY about this time of the year.
/. A hen is of the feminine gender,
too. The hen liked the display. She
scratched it together until she had a
mice little nest. Then, with a con.
tented cackle she settled herself in
the nest and laid an egg. She stayed
right on the spot, too, until an in.
dignant woman appeared in answer
to her satisfied cackles and firmly es.
corted the bantam over the fence
again.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-09-15
FIND RUINS DATING 1900 B. C.
iArchaeologists of Potsdam Musee Dis
v Proofs of Prehistoric
German Race.

Berlin.-Important discoveries have
been made by archaeologists of the
Potsdam museum in excavations near
that city. The ruins of a prehistoric
village estimated to belong to a period
dating back to the year 1000 B. G.
have been unearthed in a field. The
investigators have found rows of
stones and fragments of urns sup
posed to mark the site of a prehistoric
burial ground. BY means of these dis
coveries and others elsewhere in the
district surrounding Berlin the scien-
lists expect to establish that this is
the home of the Semnones, the earli-
est forerunners of the German race.
The site Of the discovery lies between
Potsdam and %Saarmund, but the exact
location is kept secret in order that
the work may proceed unhindered.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-09-15
THE AMATEUR GARDENERS.

MY garden yard the finest Is.
The biggest lot Of roses,
The loveliest peonies and pinks,
The sweetest scented posies,
The tenderest of violets,
The gayest sweet peas blooming,
III bring a bouquet in. that you
May see I'm not assuming"
'Ah.' says the next, that may be %
That you have lovely flowers,
But I'll defy a garden yet
That's fairer a than ours;
That has more blooms of finer kind,
That gives a keener pleasure.
in its colors and It's scents,
Is more a floral treasure"
No rancor Is there in his quarrel
Ger odors sweet and beauty;
No feeling in the zest which prompts
A contest In the duty
As to which one the more shall fill
The earth with lovely sweetness.
And thus the charms of nature give
Jul daily life more completeness.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-09-15
Goat Of Financial Tastes.

York, Pa.-While George e. Brill
hnger, an insurance man, was COM
versing with V. R. Emig, an ice cream
manufacturer Of the East end, a pet
goat belonging to the latter pulled a
number of business papers, including
"a check upon a local bank. from Bril-
fingers pocket and ate them. The
animal, which seems to have a prefer
ence for business papers. recently
Isnatched and ate a bill while a sales1
man was presenting it to the manufao1
;turer in payment.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-09-15
They Achieved Their Object.

John Bach McMaster, professor Of
American history at the University
Of Pennsylvania. said at a dinner in
Philadelphia. apropos of the war of in
iependence:
1.-THE British complained that our
men fought from behind trees and
stone walls-that they didn't fight at
Ill like drilled soldiers"
Professor McMasters smiled.
"And yet. after ALL" he said, ,"our
men achieved the prime object of =
soldiers drill. which Is to make holes
n the enemy"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-09-15
He Wasn't to Blame.

Tommy" said the teacher, you
NOW very we'll you have no good ex-
:use for staying away from school
yesterday"
Il know 1t. teacher" replied the lit
lie fellow. But 1t wasn't my fault"
Are you sure It wasnt7" queried
he teacher.
Eyes, ma'am." answered Tommy. II
:ried my best to think up a good ex-
cnsa- but I 1ust couldn't"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-09-15
Ant Eater Bites Keeper.

New York.-The myrmecophaga,
Tamandu, hitherto supposed to be
harmless, is in disgrace. For the first
time in the history of the Bronx ZOO,
lit has abused the confidence Of its
guardians by biting it's keeper, seri1
iously injuring him. The animal Is q
curious %ant-eater from South Amer
iica.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-09-15

AS soon as Betty heard that l was
home she came over for her racket.
your racket" l repeated. WIN
the fact is, Betty dear. l left Lakeside
SO hurriedly that I forgot to pack some
of my things. However, Ruth will
send them to me, I'll wire her to.
night"
Betty said nothing, but the way she
looked made me regret taking the
racket she had almost forced upon
ne. Ruth sent it by express the next
day with a note saying that it had
not been improved by a night in the
rain. She said she found it the morn.
Ing left on the grass where 1 dropped
1t at the end Of our tennis sets. The
hotel people were very careless to
leave it there. It must have been q
poor racket, for the frame was warped
and the %stringing was quite ruined
lust by one nights shower.
Mother suggests that I give Betty
the beautiful new racket Wisner Lee
has just brought me from New York,
OF course, I shall not be so srude as
that. have to own to myself that
ny dear mother is somewhat lacking
In a knowledge of what Is good
,orm.
l saw an advertisement Of a sale OF
rackets today, and l think 1 shall be
able to get Betty one at a reason
able price. Not being an expert play.
er any more, it would be useless for
her to have n of the expensive
makes.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-09-15
His Fatal Error.

His Fatal Error.
Said He-Miss Roxleigh-Clara-I
iream of you day and night. May 1
iope to claim you for my own?
Said She-Your hopes would be in
rain.
Saio He-Do you really mean that?
Said He-Certainly. The man I
BIS need apply.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-09-15
Passing Ii Aionu.

Passing It Along.
i've lost all confidence in BlinkerA
since he worked that old horse off on
me-" said Markleigh. I'll never trust
him again..
What are you going to do with the
animal?" asked his wife.
"Why-er-I expect a friend of mine
,yer this afternoon to look at him."
replied Markeigh.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-09-15

Early Habits.
THAT last speaker" said the frs
guest at the banquet, was quite en-.
pertaining"
eyes," replied the other, "and he's
4 self-made man, too"
Il can't say. though, that I liked
his delivery. 1t was rather SLOW"
"Oh! naturally. He began life as a
messenger boy."-Cathol1c Standard
and Times.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-09-15
ConsolInu Him,

"Why do you look so mad, young
MANI" asked the stern parent.
II wanted to come under your daugh-
ter's window and sing: Roll On, Sill
FER Moon,'" sighed the modern trou.
badour.
"Oh, don't let that worry you. Even
i you don't come the moon will roll
IN"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-09-15

Dlscouraging.
He tried to do right,
But every blamed time
He purchased some fruit
He got a plugged dime.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-09-15
From Lucille $
Diary
determined rather suddenly last

l determined rather suddenly last
week to go out to the Lakeside inn.
where Ruth Ritchey and her mother
are passing the summer. thought a
few days in the country would be
very restful and refreshing.
Ruth, who always likes to parade
my little popularity she has. wrote
me recently about the delightful time
she was having playing tennis with a
Mr.. Carl Bates. So when l went
out l naturally wished to take a
tennis racket with me. Unfortunate.
ly the one I had last year is broken,
and as Wtsner Lee limited that he In.
tended bringing me a racket from
the east, I did not wish to go to the
extravaganza of buying one. Accord.
ingly, l decided to take Betty's.
It's a very good racket, even If 1t
Is DID," said, approximately, when
at my request Betty brought hers
down to u house.
IT'S not very DID," she said. tits
only three years ago that l won
1t at the Brentwood club tournament"
IT'S awfully sweet of you to let me
take it, I replied.
Who plays tennis here?" I asked
after receiving the surprise greetings
of Ruth, for l had not announced my
coming.
Mr.. Bates and I have been playing
singles" Ruth answered. "but there Ii
a young boy here who plays a fai,
game, and will fill in for doubtless"
That's good" I exclaimed. but
Ruth, dear, you'll have to let me have
the best player for my partner, be
O are in much better practise
than | am"
When Mr.. Bates and l beat Ruth
and her young partner two sets Glove
Ruth semed rather put out.
Il don't care to play any more to
day. she announced, when l urged he1
to try another set. I'm going to my
room to rest before dinner"
Dear mel" I remarked as she left
us. II don't see how any one car
bear to waste any of this lovely June
day in resting. want to enjoy ever,
minute"
"Mr. Bates smiled and asked.
Would you care to play singles?"
"Oh, no, don't let's play without
Ruth" answered. loyalty. I'D rath
er take a walk or go on the lake."
The evening dinner was over wher
Mr.. Bates and I returned from 6
charming row. during which we ex
p'ored a distant bay that l had espe
cially desired to see. Although |
went to the trouble of picking a bunch
of water lilies for Mrs. Richie, she
and Ruth greeted me so coldly tina,
| made up my mind It would be nc
pleasure for me to stay at Lake
side with them. So when Mr.. Bates
mentioned that he intended leaving TO,
town in the early morning, l asked tc
be allowed to drive to the station
with him and go on the same train
He seemed pleased with this arrang
ment, and we got on famously togeth
er. Indeed, l like him very much
and am seeing a lot of him.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-09-15
In and Out,

In and Out.
Wigg-There seems to be quite q
Inference between a Job and a situa.
hon.
Wagg-Oh, yes. For instance, when
} fellow loses his Job he often finds
himself in an embarrassing situation.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-09-15

Sharp wonder if he thought twice
before he married her?
Quick-It isn't likely. She was q
widow.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-09-15
Not Ell 70 Print.

Il suppose q nan who plays on Z
trombone calls himself q trombonist1<
Il believe 10. Other people call him
sa1ious names.r
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-09-15

Mrs. Gull am very careful about
ny cooking. The way to reach a mans
heart is through his stomach.
Mrs. I. Nary-Yes; and the way to
reach his pocketbook is through his
heart.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-09-15

Mrs. Screecher-There are very few
really good men in the world.
Screecher-Yes; you were lucky ia
get one.