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The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-04-21
YOUNG men,
LEARN TELEGRAPHY!
OPERATORS ARE IN
GREAT DEMAND!!

BOYS. THIS IS YOUR oPPoR-
IUNlTY, to learn a frst-class trade
tnat pays a good salary every month
IN the year. There will be q greater
demand for Telegraph Operators this
FAN and Winter than there has heer
Tor many years past. The prominent
railroads of the South and other
parts OF the United States are writino
us to qualify as many young men of
good character for their service a. we
possibly can. We trust that the ra-
liable, ambitious boys of the soutb
VIII rally to this golden opportunity
Our students qualify for service in
only four to six months. We guaran-
tee positions. Graduates begin on
$40 to $65 per month; easy and
peasant work; permanent emplov-
ment; rapid promotion,
Our tuition is reasonable: board At
low rates; Newman is extremely
neaithful; fine climate; excellent
drinking water. Write at once for
our new illustrated catalog. A letter
or postal will bring 1t. 1T IS FREE
Southern School of TeIeeranbv
Box 272. NEwNsN -,
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-04-21

A lady rang a door-bell and wait
ed. Meanwhile she heard a musical
voice evidently from the cellar ring
ing forth in a rollicking song, &C
companied by noise as Of shovel
ing. She rang again. A youth came
to the door and laughed, saying:
You must have been highly enter
tanned" 81 did enjoy your music,
truly" she replied. The singer ex-
planned: You see. I don't like to
shovel ashes one bit. so l always
tune up when 1t has to be done. 1t
seems to make the job shorter or
easier, some way"
Wasn't that good philosophy? 1t
is very adjustable philosophy, too;
can be made to fit many situations.
It is also guaranteed to work alto
gether better than signs and frowns
and sharp words when one has to do
an unpleasant bit OF work. Try it
Anon.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-04-21
NOT ENOUGH TO DIVIDE.

The bright-faeed lad who had ap-
piled for the position of office boy
stood anxiOusly waiting, while the
proprietor pondered. The latter sur
Veyed the young applicant with. a gaze
half humorous, half doubtful. He had
had much experience, and was not
very hopeful of really valuable SER
vices.
II wonder whether you expect to
engage as whole or half boy-half
boy most likely" he said, musingly.
The gray eyes in the freckled face
flashed inquiringly wide, and he
explained:
oh, don't mean to question your
having the requisite number of arms
and legs. Your body is all right; it
is your mind 1 am talking about
your thoughts, wits, memory. l sup
pose you have schemes and employ
ments of your own that will be
great deal more important than any
thing here. You are interested in
ball games. and"
Eyes, sir, 1 like ball first rate. But
when l am here, I'll be all here; when
1 am through here, I'll be all there
I'll play for all I'm worth in both
places, but I amt big enough to
divide"
He gained the place. and he is true
to his word; but his opinion of him
self is one that might be well adopt
ed. Few of us are ''big enough to
divide" in the sense of giving only
half of our mind to the duty in hand.
This is the reason SO many people
fail to do acceptable work.-Young
Evangelist.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-04-21
FATHER WILL MEET ME.

/ left Cheyenne, Wyoming, one
morning on the sos train, overland
flyer" for Omaha. The air was laden
with the perfume of mountain flow
ers. The sun shone through the
rarefed atmosphere with a crystal ra-
dance. Nature had put on her beau
tiful garments and had bedecked her.
self with respondent jewels. The
ponderous engine seemed winged in
demon-like madness as it pounded
over the STEEL The miles crept out
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-04-21
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.
Schedules of Trains Leaving. Ra.
leigh. N. @.

N. B.-The following figures are
published only as Information and
are not guaranteed:
NO. Ill. west. 400 a. NJ, for Dur
nam and Greensboro; handles Pull
man sleeping car Raleigh to Winston
Salem, which is open at 900 d. m. at
Union Station for occupancy, con-
Meeting at Greensboro for all points
North, South and West.
NO. FL, west, S:35 a. m. through
train with chair car for Durham.
Greensboro, Salisbury, and Asheyille.
connecting at Durham. with train for
oxford, Henderson. Norfolk, KEYS
vile, Richmond, and Washington. at
greensboro for points North and
South.
No. 139. west, 4:O5 p. m, handles
through Pullman sleeping car for At
lanta, connects with train at Durham
Tor Oxford and Keysville, at Green's
ooro with through train for Wash
ington, Baltimore, PHILADELPHIA. and
New York; also connects at Green's.
Doro for Asheville, Knoxville, Cincin-
nau, Louisville and st. Louis.
No. 112. east, 4:3O a. m. for se,-
ma and Goldsboro. connecting at Sell
ma with A. c. L. Railway for Wilson
ana Rocky Mount, at Goldsboro for
wilmington; also for Kinsten. New
6ern, and Morehead City.
No. LA. east. 1880 D. M. for Sal
ma and Goldsboro. connecting at Sell
ma with A. G. L. for points south
and north; also at Goldsboro for
wilmington, Kinston. and New Bern
NO. ~. east. $50 p. M, for Selma
md Goldsboro. connecting at Selma
or points south on A. C. L. Railway
nd at Goldsboro for Wilson and
rocky Mount.
For further Information as IN
cnedules, Pullman accommodations
tc.' address the undersigned.
r. Fl. DeBUTTS.
travelling Passenger Agent.
Raleigh. N. @.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-04-21
BEAUTIFUL HANDS.

The Rev Mr.. Morrison tells of .
niue maid whose mother was exceed
lngly beautiful, except her hands.
which were twisted. drawn, distorted,
ana unlovely. Her daughter, with a
delicate instinct of love, said nothing
ABOUT this deformity for a long time
after she began to observe it. But at
last her curiosity overcame her self
control, and she said, Mother, love
your beautiful face, your beautiful
eyes, your beautiful brow, your beauti-
iuI neck; but I do not love your
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-04-21
KILLS A MURDERER.

A merciless murderer is Append,-
Gus with many victims. But Dr
Kings New Life Pills kill it by pre-
Vention. They gently stimulate stom
ach, liver and bowels, preventing
tnat clogging that invites Appendix.
Gus curing Constipation, Headache
blilousness. Chills. etc. Csc. at ali
Druggists.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-04-21
STATE OF NORTH CAROLINA
DEPARTMENT OF sTArE
CERTIFICATE OF DISSOLUTION.
To All to Whom These Presents


CChIIfICAIE OE' DISSOLUTION,
To All to Whom These Presents
May Conse-Greetino:
WheTeas, 1t appears to my satisfaction. by
duly authenticated record of the proceedings
Ior the voluntary dissolution thereof By the
unan1mous consent of all the stockholders.
deposited In my office, that the Standard
IItnIpentine Company. corporation OF this
state. whose principal office Is situated In the
CITY OF Raleigh, county of Wake, State OF
North Carolina Dr. Norwood Carroll being
the agent therein and in charge thereof.
upon whom pro may be served. has
compiled with the requirements OF Chan
ter p: Revisal of 1905. entitled Corpora
LIONS preliminary to the issuing of this
Cert1ncate OF Dissolution:
NoD. Therefore, I, J. BRYAN GRIMES. Sec
Ietary OF State of the State of North Carolina,
40 hereby certify that the said corporation
dld. on the 9TH day OF October, 1909 file In INV
once duly executed and attested consent
IN writing to the dissolution of said CORPORA
ZION. executed by all the stockholders thereof
Wnlch said consent and the record of the
PROCEEDINGS aforesaid are now on file in INV
SAID office as provided by law
IN Testimony Whereof ] have hereto set
my nand and affixed my official seal. at Raj
eigh. this 7th day OF October, A. d. 1909.
j. BRYAN GRIMES.
Secretary OF State
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-04-21

He having the charge of all human
affairs, has various kinds of work
which He wants to be done, some by
this man, some by that. And we.
though we may fancy that we are
guided to our work by our own wish
es or necessities or the chances of
our birth or education, are in fact
being placed by the Lord of the
whole world where it seems good to
Him.-F. A. J. Hort.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-04-21
Business Locals.

WANTED-Severa1 good agents to
solicit subscriptions for The Cauca,
sian. Write at once for terms. Ad.
dress The Caucasian Raleigh, N. G
FOR SALE-A Sun typewriter at a
bargain. Has been used only six
months. Address "F," care The
Caucasian, Raleigh. N. G.
WANTED-All farmers who grow
Simpkins Prolific Cotton to bring
their seed to me at any time.
Warehouse 315-316, s. Blount St.,
Raleigh, N. c.. back of w. A.
WAITS store. w. A. Simpkins.
FOR SALE CHEAP.-A $40 schol-
arship in Draughons Business Col
lege. Will dispose Of it to person
making the best offer. Write at
once for particulars. Address P. o.
Box "O", Raleigh, N. C.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-04-21

What, indeed, does not that word
"cheerfulness" imply! It means a
contented spirit; it means a pure
heart; 1t means kind, loving dis
position; it means humility and char
ity; it means a generous apprecia-
ton of others, and a modest opinion
of self.-Thackeray.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-04-21
SOME CLUB OFFERS.

The Youths Companion and The
Caucasian both one year for only
1925.
Inc Woman's Home COMPANION
ana The Caucasian both one year for
$500.
The Youths Companion is weekly.
.ne regular price of which is S1.75.
Each subscription to the Youths
Companion must be new.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-04-21
For Is Gents.

Mr.. A. V. Dockery's book on Fish
tells all about fishing, bats, how to
ouild and stock fish ponds. For sale
by Commercial Printing Co., Raleigh,
~ y. (adv4t).
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-04-21

What does your anxiety do? It
does not empty tomorrow, brother.
or its sorrows; but oh! it empties to-
day of its strength.-Ian Maclaren.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-04-21
FARM FOR SALE

A fne tobacco farm and good resi-.
rdence, located on public cross rosds
'oo acres land, large dwelling. bsrn
stables and buggy house. Nice stor
house located miles from W;1hor,
on Durham & Southern road. Al
buildings new. Apply to
DAVID SPENCE
R. D. F. No. 2. Holly Sn,;ors
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1910-04-21

When writing advertisers, please
mention this paper.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-18
Senator Daniel Near Death.

DaytuGa. Fla March l7-Unitcd
States Senator John ". Daniel of VII
giuia is dying He has been in 4 state
of coma Tor the last forty.cight hou
The Daniel family is at his bedside
The physicians in attendance on t.r
senator gave ont statement AT mI"-
night saying death might result durIn-
the next twelve hours The senator
condition is due to cerebral heupr-
rhagc, which caused paralysis Of III
left half of his body In the beginning
Of his illness hero.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-18
PLANS FOR MOST
LUXURIOUS HOTEL
HOTEL VANDERBILT A FOUR MIL.
LION DOLLAR 21sToRY sTRUc.
TURE TO oUTcLASs ALL.

New York. March H. The Hot!
Vanderbilt, at Thirl.tourtb street and
Park Avenue on the site Of The old
Princeton CLUB. is 10 Dee completed IN
one year rom next september. The
lot is POS by 50 feet and IS taxed on
an assessment Of almost million dol
lWs
The hotel will represent AN outlay
al'ogcthor OF { million dollars. Il Viii
Dee twcutyonr stories high. and cigr-
teen floor, will Dee devoted to living
rooms and suites"
Thi, statement Was mai. yc,tcr-
day by Mr. Wetmor. of the firm or
Warren y Wctmorc architects. who
designed the hotel. which is being
erected under The ownership of Alfred
G Vanderbilt
rs to the kind of - bo,cl It is to 1c.
friend Of Mr.. Vanderbilt said TO.
- day. a smart hotel with the mos'
comfortable and luxurious appurtcn.
au..5 that have yet been seen in
America will rightly describe the
Hotel Vanderbilt. Il viii be the idea
hotel for women Il Will be the place
where a man will be- charmed 10 tax,
his VIII, and friends
There viii be our entrances "a
the hotel. the main entrance being IN
Park Avenue, ON the street level. tn.
womenS entrance ON Thirty-thir,
street, one entrance I'm the subway an,
ono from the Madison Avenue car-
under park Avenue.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-18
If OLD TIMERS CAN PREVENT.
IT WILL NEVER BE CALLED
THIRD AVENUE.
SAYS IT'S OUTRAGE Of CENTURY
New Works Fif,h Avenue and "Dia.
mord" Districts Object to the Ap.
pucaton and Proceedings TO Change
u May be Begun.

Nov Np.. March q. TI,.. vI-
great INDIGNATION 3uo,. ir, old.
tIr, residents and -nou..up,r. .,
Oh. r.,ar, la.,p .ebt Whom II bo.
.im. Ln.Nu. tb3t. ,u ,.,or, v,. b.ine
m.d. to la,. the n,ma of that tho.
,prlfI., changed =, Third \,,up..
Inst o,, s ,,ct nr r. u,,,,
mont Nu. mo-, mad. l,n .,p. nov
.,,,.t ..y,,. .>.,r.ir i,.t v.t.r. ami
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-18
This rec Remedy
Helps Sick|y Babies

Babies and children suffer mostly
from the stomach There is something
wrong with the milk or with the eggs
or with the minor articles OF food. for
II doesn't take much t disturb a chid's
stomach. One thing the mother can
always be sure Of and that is that no
harm can come from giving q small
dose of a mild laxative. for it is sure
TO be better of for it. Nou know your
own feeling OF lightncss and ease when
that function has been performed. So
how much more important is it to the
child2
Watch carefully that your child does
not become oonstipatcd. for If IL does
not have at least one or two movements
of the howcls each day u Is Cuusti-
pJtod From constipation comes head
ache. feeling of oppression. bad
breath nausea. sour stomach. etc In
these troubles you can obtain nothing
better than Dr. Caldwclrs syrup Pep
sin Give II I'm the small doses pre-
scribcd for children ana watch tho
sickly child become healthy and we'll
run of appetite and energy
Mothers all over this country have
been using this remedy for a quarter
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-18
GRAssAPPERs THREATEN.
Farmers Find Unusually Large Mum.
Der OF Pests.

ltl Reno. Okla. March H. Far
moIo of Canadian county are fear
fu lest the spring hat hing of
grasshoppyrs be- 50 unusually lmg.
a, to thcratcu wholesale destruction
{ growing corn and wheat I'm tho
dead grass late ~ have been dis
covered natchiug- of millions o'
these pgsto and many farmers de-.
clare thot nothing its equal has
been noted in this county in years.
Farmers are urged to take step,
at one, 10 rid the country of the
pest ia its inception.
Gra,~h1ppcrs multiply quickly and
reach stage in few days that
make them an undlvcrtablc menace.
The damp midwinter and the early
spring have c.ntrivcd To the LAYING
OF egg, and Matching In previous
years dry weather has forcstallcd the
grasshoppcr pest In this part of
the state
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-18
FIVE ARE FOUND DEAD
SLAIN A WEEK AGO
DECCMPoslNG BODIES FOUND
PILED IN CORNER OF ROOM IN
HOUSTON HOME.

Houston. Tex. March H. Bloody
from deep wounds ia the head. ,dc
by som, blunt instrument and p.G
in confusion in a corner of a lit.l"
snack In Houston Heights, the bodies
ot Nj and Mrs Gus schultz. their
tmco-Nrarold daushtcr aud six
mouths-old son and Walter t. Ily-
mann. q hoardcr. we're found This ar
tcrnuon 10y a shcrin's deputy
The officer had been summoned ly
ncighbors who bccamo suspicious, not
having seen amy of the schultz family
for over a week
The murders occurred some time
last week when found the bodies
were dccomposiug
When th. sheriff reached the
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-18

Of a century and many heads of fam
ilies like NJ. G. L. Lynch of BllingslcS.
Ala. and Mrs. Amanda Black of Laura.
o. would not keep house without st
They have long ago discarded tablets.
pills. salts and such things for the
mildcr. more gentle and more effective
DR. Caldwcll's Syrup Pcpsin which cv-
cry member OF the family. from tho
youngest to the oldest. can use with
safety II Is in the homes of more
families today than any other laxative.
hut IL YOU have never used il Dr. Cdld-
wen urges you to send him your name
ana address ana he viii send you "a
sample bottle free of charge. " its
ms, convinccs YOU that 1t is tho rem
cdy you have been looking for then buy
IL In the regular WAY of your druggist
ut nifty cents or one dollar bottle. Just
a. SO many others are doing.
Dr Caldwell personally viii hc pleas Il
10 give YOU any medical advice you may
desire for yourself or family pertaining
tu the stomach. liver or bowels absu-
lutcly free OF charge. Explain your
case IN a letter ana he will reply to you
I'm detail For the free sample simply
send your name and address on a pos
tai card or otherwise. For either rr-
quest the doctors address Is Dr w y.
Caldwell. Rjll Caldwell building. Mon
ticclo. Ill.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-18

Schu'tl home uc found the doors
locked and the windows holtcd The
roo mshoWcd no evidence ot "a stus.
gle Th, similarity of the wounds
tend to show all the victims We're
kir,d by the same person who o--
capped after locking the house
There is mo- clcw II is pointed ont.
however. that tn murderer must
have had the coutdoucc oi the tam
ily iu order to cncc' an entrance with
ont arououg the suspicious of the
family
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-18

Pittsourg Pa. March lin the
lace of fire peril which would have
caused a panic in AN ordinary crowd.
Sis hundred prisoners az tho Western
Pcui,cntiaty sat quietly through sun
day afternoon services with hardly
more than slight showing Of fear
There was good cause for alarm in
stubborn fir i'm the hosiery factory OF
the prison. not fifty feet away from
the chapel Smoke cuvclopcd the win
doVs 80 thickly that electric lights
were turned ON while G. VI. Miller. the
chaplain, conducted the exercises
Warden Francics himself was in the
chapel when the fire started He Sc.
lectod half dozen TRUSTEES" to help
the prison and city fire departments
fight the blaze and then returned to
quiet his charges Fully half of thc
six hundred had jumped to their feet
Is If TO stampudc but at word from
Chaplain Miller they recovered com
posurc. rcscatcd themselves and lis
tened attcu,iyely to the sermon
Ns tho flames grew more threaten.
the layoritc mmyns iu which the
started but the Methodist church
. choir stayed it by singing many of
the favoritcd hymns. in which the
: prisoners Joined
The fire was fought for more than
an hour, many of the TRUSTEES" doing
tho most valiant work. some climbing
TO the roof of the burning structure
and others Drawing smoke and fire
until black in the face Several wcr"
overcome by smoke. The cotton ma
tcrial in the hosiery factory made
ready fuel and it took tons of water
To cuufiuc the blaze To the hosiery de
pdrtmcnt
After the fire Warden Francies paid
many compliments to his charges for
the sclfrestraint they had shown.
no body OF United States troops '
%, said, could have acquitted them
solves bcttor under such trying cir
cumstauccs'
The loss bv the fire viii no. ,Nccod
Sl..uOG
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-18
Stubborn as Mules

are liver and bowels sometimes;
seem to balk without cause. Then
there's trouble-l.oss Of Appetite
Indigestion, Nervousness, Dcspundcn-
cy, Headache. But such troubles fly
before Dr. Kings New Life pills,
the worlds best stomach and Liver
remedy So easy. 25c at Ardmorc
Pharmacy.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-18

stealing $1,000 iu money from the Pa
ciiiic Express company while the mon
ey was being shipped from Musfo-
gee bank TO Council Hill. Okla. The
money was lost or stolen last Noycm-
her.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-18
Charged With Theft.

Mu>kosco. Okla. March l1.--Cpon
evidence gathered by Chris Bradley.
q local lawyer ana former san Fran
cisco newspaper man. Dave Watkins.
was arrested today on the charg, of
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-18

purant. Ok.-This cortifies was
cured of Kidney, Bladder ana Rheu.
matte trouble by the use Of one bot.
tie of Halls Texas Wonder I fully
recommend it for Il Is medicm'
with morits.-W. B. WARD. Sold by
all druggists.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-18
l,lr,r

The people who are sur" some.
thing d.radn' is gHme To happen
are terribly disappointed when it
doesn't
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-18
PILES CURED IN TO u DAYS.

FNIO OTNTNENT Is guaranteed u
cure any case OF Itching, Blind,
or Protruding Piles in to
/ days or money refunded. SOC.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-18

Some people never put off until
tomorrow what they can do uoNf
week.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-18
A HYMN HELD
500 PRISONERS
HOW a PANIC WAS AVERTED IN
A PENNSYLVANlA PENlTEN.
TIARY FIRE.
He EXPRESSES COMPLIMENTS

At Sunday Service in the Chapel the
CenVicts Sat Quietly While the
Hosiery Factory Not Fifty Feet
Away. Burned
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-18

! am FOR men uu'N
lI-5
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-12-16
TWO PRETTY HOLIDAY GIFTS
Slipper Case or Sewing Bag Both q
Welcome and Servieeable
Present.

A slipper case and a sewing bag are
delightful holiday gifts, which are
easily made and very useful to the
receiver. They may be made from
any stray pieces of bright-colored
silk. linen. chintz. satin. denim or, in
fact, any material of that kind; or, If
desired, the slipper case may be de.
veloped In pink-fowered cretonne
bound with dark-green braid.
The loosely gathered sewing bag
has an outside flap, which contains
the needle book, and a pretty fancy
Is to embroider the owners initials
on the outside Of the flap. Fancy
brass rings are sewed to the upper
edge, through which is run the ribbon
which regulates the fullness about the
top. and is used to hang 1t up by.
The slipper case. which is divided
into compartments and stiffened by
means Of cardboard interlining, re.
quires seven-eighths yard of material
% inches wide or iive-eighths yard SO
inches wide; either. with 2% yards OF
tape to bind and two hangers. The
sewing bag needs ~ yards % OF
more inches wide, with 21s yards OF
braid and seven rings.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-12-16
SIMPLY A WASTE OF MONEY
Old Sexton Had His Time Mapped
Out, and There Was No Need
of a Clock.

There had been some talk Of
placing clock in the tower of the
village church. But John, the old
sexton, who lived in the little cot
tage opposite the church, declared
himself dead agin it," and expressed
the opinion that it would mean IAN
awful waste O. brass" were the
scheme carried out.
I'VE want no clocks" he said the
other day. We've done without
clocks up to now, an we shall man.
age. Why, lynn 4 my bed Of morn
in can see the time by the sundial
over the porch"
Yes" replied one who approved Of
the scheme, that's all right so far
as 1t goes. But the sun doesn't shine
every morning. What do you do
them"
Why" answered John, supposedly,
81 knows then as it amt fit weather
to be out o. bed, an l just stops
where | is."-Tit-Bits.