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The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-04-10

of John. He coughs a good deal He seems depressed and tired. He has sometimes got up in the night and that he won't disturb Jessie, the wife, or little Maisle. She wonders indeed whether they had not better go away to western Texas or perhaps to Col orado. And her eyes fill with vague questionings as they scrntinize that long trail. Alas, did she but know what lies there, she would scream like a victim of the Inquisition at sight of the rack and the thumbscrewl But John sets out in the morning with a show of energy to his daily task and the vague questionings come and go in his eyes; bat they never quite leave the little wife. These two dear peo- pie have too much Nose, too much problem of which Nose indeed was only the innocent bearer.
 Is there need to complete the story to tell of how John grew worse. of how he got a chill when Maisie took sick and needed watching; of how there was no money to take the fam fly away, until 1t was too late; of how their friends sent them, with eX- cellent intentions, somewhere beyond San Antonio; of how Jessles fath CT had to send them money to live on, money to buy coffin and a bit of Texas soil to cover John, money to pay Jessies fare with little Masie back to the old Georgia home? What Is the whole bill? And who Is to blame? A man worth to the com munity s50,000 has been tortured to death. By whom? Whose fault was 1t that Nose dispersed bacteria so fruitfully and that they were po- tent to wreck a man and a home ? Into that original question inquisition Is being made. But taking Nose for
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-04-10
YTSHE following paragraph is taken
 from the editorial columns of 4 great metropo1itan daily.

fiA4N Hai apil To ,'ANi'
 from the editorial columns of q
 great metropolitan daily:
 if says the New York Times, "a national exposition in 1913 will help the negro and tend to increase the un- derstanding of his worth among those of his fellow citizens who have no larger political rights than he pos sesses, proportionately the exposition sh ould be held. The matter should not be taken up, however, in d light heart ed or sentimental mood. It should be gravely considered beforehand in every a spect. Its details should all be made known. The only important question thus to be answered Is this: How will 1t benefit the negro? If the answer, reached after mature deliberatlon. is af- hrmative, let us have the exposition, land let us all work to make it as sue cessful as possible. It will be unique land give greater underlying sleniti- canoe than any other industrial exposi- tion ever planned"
 With the sub stances of this para |graph I shall have nothing to do. l have worked on problems of "Maxima land Minima," Singular Points" Me lLaurien's Theorem'' and "rhe Cycloid" }" but these are plain sailing compared with "The Negro Problem," for these lean be solved and this scribe does not |feel called on to contribute to the solu-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-04-10

til we have learned to master them and we shall never learn until we teach one another. Modern truth is in the old hymn:
 Teach me to live 'tis easier far to die,
 Gently and silently to pass away On eaIths long night to close the heavy
 eye
 And vallen in the realms of glorious
 day"
 The new theology and the new civlcs and the new ethics are all of one. They tell us we must bring "the realms of glorious dayp into the city scheme and make it clear and beautiful and sane and bright. They assure us that if we let Nose get consumption or hookworm he wtI. certainly give it back to us with in- terest accrued. They re-emphasze that law of the Kingdom of God: No man liveth to himself or dieth to himself" They teach Glasgow that in a siege of cholera clean city is far better than fasting and prayer. And they teach Bir- mingham that if cleanliness is next to godliness, then a chain-gang is not an angelic choir They impress on every householder that his tin-can refuse may be the murder of his neighbor, and they point the way to a coming delimitation of liberty for the sake of life. But lest | be diffuse. and not pungent, they also bid us take share of borrowed money and buy hose wherewith we may cleanse our way, by taking heed thereunto. &C., cording to irrefragable laws. And for sweet mercy's sake we might detail one srrnkling wagon to allay the dust at least orou1d every hospital, public or pri- vate, around every school and every house of worship. Alas. the -four with mules'' will hardly fill the long-felt want Better borrow more money than lose men worth s50. .0c0 alive.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-04-10
Tanlmx Knew

From the National Monthly.
 Teacher (addressing class)-"A philan- thropist Is a person who exerts himself to do good for his fellow men. Now, if I were wealthy, children" she added, by way of illustration, ''and gave money freely to all needy and unfortunates who asked my aid, I'd be a----''e
 She broke off abruptly to point at . boy in the class.
 What would 1 be, Tommy" she asked
 "A cinch.' shouted Tommy
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-04-10
BrookIyn's Store Leads With Summer Sales.
Overflow Budget
OF Monday valuea

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aee. None c. q. D. Store erdsss sutyI
wsmsns sio.D nresaslssn cspea. sa.&e.
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yard
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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-04-10
Extraordinary Sales
For tuesday.

CSC u inch F1OuncinGs. SsDc. a yard
sec. 20 81 90 Embroidery AllOvers.
Sslc. q yard.
Embroideries In Match Sets. 2sc to
Soc kinds. at ne. 10 TO.
ChiIdrsn's ss.ss Coats. a2.Oa.
ChIldren's o. 50 Coats. SASS.
ChIIdren's o. On Hats. sI.OH.
Childrsn's Sec Cambric Gowns. 3oc.
80 Embroidered Linen Collars. lie.
wosnen's sz7sO to 5000 TsfIored
S'Iits. 0IO.sS.
I4.sae Handkerchiefs - Inventory
sslrT,lus- Remarkably Undarpricod.
None C. o. d. and store orrlsrs only.
% Is Clarst or Lemonade Pitchsrm.
coo. Thin Lead BlOwn Crystal Glass
Table TumblerR. zoe. a dozen. StOrs
orders only and none G. q. ID. Not
more than dos. 90 q customer
Royal DOulton Tree Pots. 81 q 20
s7s 80 kinds. AZ $500 10 @s3.S&
n7OO Gold Plated Anniversary
ClOcls. RB.Oa.
e7o wrought Iron Gas Chanaelisru.
m8,AD. None &. q. D., store ogdNT1
oasy and deliveries during ahs week
500 Black Enamel Iron Psrlor
Clocks. na.Ds.
$500 Amsriean Cut Glass Ice Cream
Trays. 93.zB.
$50 American Cut maG. Sugar and
Cream Trays. @3.Ao.
$3.50 American Cut Glass Ice Tubs.
RN.TA
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-04-10

3se importsd Sc Inch Pure Linen Suitins.
t0c. Yard.
Another inwocs q sha henmoms yard wsds TssA IAuun
Dun& a. lHns than usnnl whoisan coaa Hnse aaen for
enw,Ras and sus. Absas snsaRh Cor days splIinw
NAH ortREs nGls& a. iong goods laRt
sc. Imported Woven Stripe Mcrcsrized Wolfe.
nc. Yerd.
sssnHi1l sns~E @tY ,msresrAnsa any VeiA~4 eola
woven spss sa IN oOASsS and iavOgils hassk and wkS
5000 Yards Woven Dress GlnshaTs. &c. I'd.
Haadsqe sturdy fAhs IN fAssinnsInw rnnws of ahsoha
stpen pnanR &C., tor tub oMnnn for msaS and tiny ens
@ahwg nsss. Wsss pulamx.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-04-10
Record Prices in the Cotton Goods Store.

nsnaI pfiee Of one.
Sc. and l0c. Printed Corded Tissue and Stripe
Swiss, &c. Yard.
Dainty and ahser ooorsd fabrics have sold many
thonsand yards Of than donbss ths price Charm
Ing for Summer Of styls and Do
early 20 ret choice Akso few printed natsees In
pretty dsagns- No mail OF ssisphons crdsrs nisd.
lOc. and 2Sc. Mercerized Diagonal and Home.
spun Suitlnss. &c. Yard.
An unusually hnnnoms SnitinR that hns sold ae
mar shis Dricn amywhsrO at WHOLESALE About
GO00 yarS IN best shadss Tor ehtwae draaes and sai
for summer. Stylish and inexpensive. Mail orders
RIsd - long goods Inst
2Se. Stripe and EmhrOidered Swiss. Qc. I'd.
Bsantfui sheer ws ground swias. shroidsved IN doe
and designs In coiora- Charming ana DAINTY Tor cool
afanrnoon Summer dreaacs-
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-04-10

FlannelS.
White cotton and wool Flan-
mel, II inches wide; regular SOC.
quality. tomorrow at 23e. q
yard.
Hilk embroidered SkirttnG flannels.
hemstitched or scaliopeu eos"~'
pretty patterns: a bsader at
soc. n yard
New Scotch FlAnnels. ~ inches wide.
dainty cOlorings' closely priced At
use. yard
Exceptionally fine assortment OF pretty
paftsrns In white silk embroidered
ElsirtinR Flannels. hemstieched or
scallopsd edgs INC. tosz-SOa yard
subway aos. West building.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-04-10

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MlN1Nn8 -e&sD eW1RNAFdsmaEY pWnmlRn1lau
Los Angeles herald., 1910-05-15

and would come rushing back 70 the
Judges stand with a plea for another
trial, explaining that they were sure
they could cut off a second or two?
There must be a glamour about
motor car racing, otherwise so many
hundreds of thousands of people would
not travel many miles and part with
real money in order to witness the
battles between cylinders and men,
And if these people in the grand stand
become so excited with the mere sight
of the contests and the odor of burning
gasoline and oil, think of the thrill
that surges through the men who are
holding onto the steering wheel and
trying to shove the PROV OF their
speed demons to the front on some
wicked turn with the big motor thun-
dering reg llarly like the systematic
firing from a squad of machine guns
The wind roars in your ears, the
car thunders onward, fairly alive, as
if pulsing with a life all its own; the
oil tatoos your face and the odor OF
the burning gas fairly intoxicates you;
the dust and CRIME and dirt cake on
your face, but there is an intense feel
ing of conquest, battle, which makes
the red blood course madly through
vour veins. And to come home the
victor. flashing by the grand stand
with the checkered flag indistinct in
the haze of smoke and dust, gives
man a feeling of accomplishment-
achievement. And the plaudits of the
crowd make you glad to be alive, make
YOU feel that here is an openly eX-
pressed appreciation for something
done well.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-05-15
AUTO CALLED A BIRD,
ANTELOPE AND A FISH
OIdsmobiIe Which Makes a Re-
markabIe Run Is Given
Odd Characterization

An automobile which "flew like a
bird, swan like a fish and climbed like
an antelope" is the proud possession
of a Kansas City man. In this manner
Charles E. Logan characterizes his six
cylinder Oldsmobile limited touring car
in which he recently made trip from
Kansas City to his ranch in San Luis
valley, Colorado.
Mr. Logan drove his car through
without a mishap and says he had the
experience Of his life. Through eastern
Kansas the mud was as bad as could
be and he was often told by farmers
that ne simply could not get through;
that they were not willing to make the
attempt to get to town to buy proVis-
ions with a light wagon and four
horse team. These statements did not
discourage Mr.. Logan In the slightest,
his reply being that he and the Tim
tied" could go where the four horses
could not, and he proceeded to show
his faith by his works, even II 1t dld
REQUIRE two days to cover the 20 miles
from Kansas City to Topeka.
In western Kansas the sand encoun-
tered was worse than the eastern Kan
sas mud. But again the "big six
went through.
The question of roads seems to have
been the least of Mr.. Logan's trou-
bIes. for in Colorado, or parts of 1t,
where he found no roads, he made his
own. Bridges were also a minor con-
sideration, for where he found none ne
built them, or, If the stream were TOO
Los Angeles herald., 1910-05-15
WHISTLE IN THROAT;
SURE, BUT TWAS TIN

NEW YORK, May 14-Sampson Shelter, aged
s, of Baldwin, l.. l., is Just able to sit up and
marvel at the wonders of modern surgery, but
never again, If he lives to be so, will Sampson
daily with a tin whistle. He whistled him
self to the borderland of the Great Divide.
and then the X-ray and the surgeons stepped
in and dragged him out of danger. hence the
swearing off on tin whistles
1t wasn't much of a tin whistle at that.
1t was the sort of tin whistle rubber ele-
phant usually wears where his stomach should
be-a flat tin lozense with a hole in the
middle of 1t, SO that 1t whistles both ways.
Sampson Shelter started for school Wednes-
day morning footing the whistle. In order to
get action he had to put the whistle in his
mouth. He stubbed his toe and sucked the
whistle down his windppe, and when he tried
to cough 1t out again he succeeded in pro-
ducing nothing but shrll blasts. With every
breath the boy drew the whistle shrieked and
it answered to his frightened exhalations
Sampson raced home, whistling frantically.
Speak to me- my sonl" screamed his moth
er, speak to mel
But Sampson could not speak. 1t was all he
could do to whistle. Simpsons father poured
oil down his throat; no whistle came up. For
hours the Shelter family labored with young
Sampson but the whistle remained fast in the
windpipe, where it gave news OF itself every
time Sampson breathed.
At last the neghbors got an automobile and
Sampson, still whistling feebly was hurried
into the car and all speed laws were broken.
Sampson whistling with every revolution OF
the wheels He was still whstling In a dis-
prited sort Of way when the surgeons opeer-
a on him
Los Angeles herald., 1910-05-15
SPEED FASCINATES
DRIVERS OF AUTOS
Once InocuIated with Fast Going
Mania, Disease Is Almost
IncurabIe One
BY JOHNNY AITKEN

There is a fascination about speed
that appeals to most all of us, l be
lieve. The American generally speaks
with pride about the fast, twentieth
century pace" and nearly every one
who is active these days likes to feel
that he is travelling as fast as his
neighbors. We like to speak of our
eighteen hour trains" and it is only
natural that most every one is fasci-
mated by speeding in an automobile
You would think, possibly, that the
racing pilots after several years OF
service at the wheel Of high speed
cars would begin to regard their
flights at terrific speed as matter
of course-a part of the days work as
commonplace as any other work TO
which they would be devoted. l am
convinced however, that the peculiar
lv exhilarating sensation of travelling
at a headlong speed never loses It's
charm.
When once inoculated with the
"speed mania" you are almost in
durable" 1t has been my experience
in the few years that 1 have been
driving that no matter how fast "A pl-
lot may drive he no sooner finishes the
race than he begins to imagine that
he could improve the time if he had
another chance. Have you ever no
ticed drivers Of big cars who would
finish a spectacular run against time
Los Angeles herald., 1910-05-15
GLENDALE OPENS
ARMS TO THRONGS
Celebrates Installation of Electric
Light Plant in Carnival
of Merrymaking
BARBECUE is STAR FEATURE
Vauuero Club Thrills Thousands
with FeatS of HorSemanShip.
Entertainment Varied

Glendale, the Jewel City Of the San
Fernando valley, was at home yester-
day to it's neighbors. Thousands calleu
and thousands were made welcome
The celebration was arranged to cele-
brate the installation OF a munlclpal
electric light plant, and last nlght the
broad thoroughfares of the downtown
district were gay with light, while
everywhere hung orange bunting, the
carnival color, together with American
aaes and Japanese lanterns gayly
hued. .
All dav long and far into the evening
outgoing cars on the Pacific Electric
line were crowded with passengers
eager to enjoy the city's hospitality
and a royal welcome they received up up
on their arrival in the town. Inc
Salt Lake road carried other hundreds
to the merry-making. There were
crowds, but little crowding and no
discomfort. The weather was IDEAL
Morning visitors were sent sightsee-
ing. automobiles and carriages pro-
vided by the carnival committee taxing
them to the various points OF interest
Many went to Verdugo canyon, to
VerdI1go park. the Glendale Country
club and other accessible beauty spots
And when they returned they were
singing, with their hosts, Has Every
hodv Here Seen Glendale?" an impro-
yised lyric fitted to the familiar tune
of HAS Anybody Here Seen KellyT
At noon the hungry visitors appeased
their appeptites at a great barbecue,
which provided literally tons of finely
cooked and tender meats, the pits be-
ing in charge of R. G. Doyle.
In the afternoon there was thrill
ing exhibition of horsemanship by
members Of the Vaquero club, athletic
contests Of various sorts, including a
baseball game, and other diversions.
In the evening there was a band con-
cert and speech making, the speakers
beIng Lee Gates and Col. 7. c. Thorn
fOn
Los Angeles herald., 1910-05-15
FRENCH MARRIAGE LAW
ENCOURAGES MORALITY
Fewer FormaIities Increase Num-
Der of Weddings to Rec
ord Breaking Point

PARIS. MAY 14.-It is an interesting
and noteworthy fact that since the
nromulgation of the law of June, l9O''
the effect of which is to simplify the
fOrmalities which are the necessary
nreliminaries to marriage IN tnls
country, there have been more Wed
dings in France than at any perlou
since the beginning of last century,
with the exception of the years 1915
and 1872, in the former OF Whlch men
contracted unions to escape being sent
off to fight, while in the latter many
weddings took place which had been
DELAYED by the war with Germany
This very satisfactory state of Things
is due to the initiative of the Abbe
I.enaire, one of the deputies for the
department of the Nord. He was not
able to get all his propositions adopt
ed by his colleagues, but the law
which was finally passed, such as it is
has already done vast amount ol
good.
Among the relief which the act has
brought to persons intending to marry
it has freed those who are over 81
years of age from procuring the whole
series of documents and certificates
upon which the code civil insisted
Then, after the age mentioned, 1t Is
no longer necessary to obtain the con-
sent or Jle pdF6IlS-lIuG6I, dIlGI llle
age of q this can also be dispensed
with, provided that it is shown that
due notice has been sent to them
These are the two principal benefits
of the law of 1907, and the result is
that many people are now maRried
who might formerly have been tempt
ed to do without the ceremony, as
they found it impossible to collect the
necessary papers or were prevented
by the caprice of parents who refused
their consent for no valid reason.
What the relief thus obtained means
will be understood when it is explained
that in the case of persons who had
lost their parents and who We're en-
gagged to be married upwards of nine
teen documents We're required by the
code civil Of 1904, including two GER
tificates of birth, two of residence
two of non-opposition, the usual mill
tary record book, four certificates OF
the death Of the parents and eight OF
the grandparents, for the entire set of
which $40 had to be paid. Naturally
it is in the large towns where people
have been living for awhile away from
their native villages that the result of
this beneficent law of 1907 has been
most conspicuous, and all this makes
for morality, which IN these days
seems to require a good deal of practi-
cal encouragement, at least in cities.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-05-15
23OO MOTOR CARS NOW
OWNED IN MEXICO CITY
Wealthy Citizens and Officials
= Purchase Automobiles

Alexander. Byron Mohler, Of the City
of Mexico, who is the largest auto
mobile dealer in old Mexico, says:
"There are 2300 motor cars in the
Citv of Mexico We sell cars mostly
to Mexicans; some to the very wealthy
and some to those connected with the
government. Latin people are very
critical, and they must be shown that
the car Is good before they buy
"On account of the high altitude, the
roads and the mountains, it takes a
good car to stand the gaff. AS soon
as a car falls down it is almost impos-
sibie to make Mexican people consider
it again. They won't have anything
but the best.
For instance, I had an experience
with a we'll known expensive car |
sold a few of them-they fell down.
No matter how much advertising, or
what we did, we could not get that car
back on the market. We spent $1,000
in one year advertising that car, and
sold only three of them"
Los Angeles herald., 1910-05-15

wide for that, he plunged in and
forded.
In crossing the divide via La Veta
pass, which is 11,2O0 feet above the
sea level. the "big six" plunged into
a twenty-foot snow bank, but came out
without a scar of any kind,
Mr.. Logan was as daring as he was
enthusiastic, and there was absolutely
mo stonping his onward march There
we're places in the mountains where
there were no roads, where he
crossed on the ice and where as much
as eighteen inches of skidding would
have carried him certain drop OF
oooo or 1000 feet. But the big Olds-
mobile didn't skid or he could not have
told the story himself.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-05-15
TRIES TO WALK THROUGH
TUNNEL HOME; ARRESTED

NEW YORK, May 14-Following his
refusal to pay his fare to ride to Jer-
sey City in the Hudson tunnel, a man
who said he was Charles Schneider of
SO6 Hudson street, Hoboken, jumped
down on the tracks and started to
walk through the tube early this morn
ing. He didn't get very far, for he
was arrested and taken to the Fulton
street station, where charges of intoxi-
cation and disorderly conduct were
lodged against him.
Schneider had been out late and had
boarded a train at Fourteenth street
and Sixth avenue. He went to Ho-
ooken, all right, and there he rode
about the loop, and while asleep re-
.urned to the Hudson terminal al
Cortlandt street. There the guard tried
% put him out, but he refused TO go
laying that nothing would make him
pay another fare.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-05-15

you can buy it, perhaps at many places but
there's one BEST place to buy u-and tha'
place advertises.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-05-15
FILTH AND CHICKS

Filth and chicks do not agree.
Whether filthy food, filthy litter, hlthy
water or filthy air. one or all you can
not raise good chicks in combination
with it, Breeders must be cleaned ana
new earth or litter put in, Ventilatlon
seen to lest the air be Eebreatheo anu
become dirty" Water dishes need
more than just filling up each day.
They should be made clean each morn
ing
Los Angeles herald., 1910-05-15
FENDER SAVES HIM

e. w. Burke, 329 West First street
while crossing Broadway at First
Itreet, was caught by the fender of a
Itreet car, carried ten feet and es-
aped without injury.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-05-15
HOW TO GET DOWN

A city boy, visiting in the country
had been assisting the farmer ano
amusing himself by tramping the nay
on the top of the hay stack. Flnally
he shouted: Say, mister, how am
to get DOWN. A,,.
The farmer looked at MIN ana shout,
ad hack: "Just shut your eyes and
yallx about a bit."-Suburban Life.