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The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-10-28
HUNTING AUTOGRAPHS

A good many balloons will come down on November 9, never to go up again.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-10-28
A ROLLING STONE

The long, long way yet lies before,
 Far-winding over distant hills, By towering cliff and sounding shore
 And where the foaming torrent spills My fretful heart shall never know
 The priceless boon of sweet content But, summers sun or winters snow,
 My days in toll and strife are spent
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-10-28
FEMININE FOLLIES.

FEMININE FOLLIES We used to joque about the toque, But 1t was neat And did not spread beyond the head Eleven feet.
 -Pittsburg Post. On the sheath gown we once did frown And 'gainst it talk But that style dress, unlike the h. s., Let girl walk.
 Boston Transcript. If it is tight or even worse, And costs a pile, And looks a fright, it Is, of course, The latest style.
 Kansas City Journal. Oh, fashions fads they get the scads Or married wights And women fair in what they wear Look awful flights.
 DIDN'T HEAR WE'LL 'I see where Mrs. Luper gave an al fresco party. What does that mean, Sam?"
 q don't know, unless 1t means &C., cording to the way they do such things out in Frisco"
 FIERCE ANNOYANCE. Lives there a man with soul so dead. Who never to himself has said," q wish my whiskers wouldn't grow, To shave them off upsets me so"
 REMINISCENT. 'T see where a poet signs himself 'Allstorm'"
 Probably pseudonym suggested by his experiences with fussy editors" AN INVITATION WITHDRAWN.
 Come fly with me
 Oh, I forgot
 That hobble skirt;
 You'd better not. SAD CASE OF A HORRIBLE EXAM
 PILE. "A man at Coffeyville had no one to love him, none to caress because he was fond of the flowing bowl. In the good old halcyon days at Coffeyville there was no great prejudice against the booze fighter and a man might empty his half-pint flask in public and not lose prestige. But times have changed at Coffeyville, as elsewhere. So this outcast stood down by the depot, waiting for the train to come in. It Is rather curious and interesting fact that people who empty half-pint hasks, day after day, for several years, q of
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-10-28
SAD CASE OF A HORRIBLE EXAM
 PILE.
GROVER CLEVELAND'S WEDDING

From the Home Life of Grover Cleve- land" by Col. w. H. Crook, Disburs- ing officer of the White House, in the Saturday Evening Post.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-10-28

On the sheath gown we once did frown And 'gainst it talk; But that style dress, unlike the h. s., Let a girl walk.
 Boston Transcript.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-10-28

Oh, fashions fads they get the scads
 Or married wights And women fair In what they wear Look awful frights.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-10-28
About Persons

Wilson Brown and W. H. Woodward, who have been in New York for the past two weeks, on financial matters, returned yesterday
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-10-28

If 1t is tight or even worse, And costs a pile,. And looks fright, it Is, of course The latest style.
 Kansas City Journal.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-10-28
DIDN'T HEAR WELL
FIERCE ANNOYANCE.

Lives there a man with soul so dead. Who never to himself has said,''
 q wish my whiskers wouldn't grow, To shave them off upsets me so."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-10-28

Entered at the Birmingham. Ala oostoffice as second class matter under act of Congress March 8, 1879.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-10-28
REMINISCENT.

"I see where a poet signs himself 'Allstorm.'
 Probably pseudonym suggested by his experiences with fussy editors"
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01
The Robber Crab.


In Central America there lives the
robber crab. Of almost Incredible size
and somewhat resembling a huge spi-
der. The distance between its extend
ed claws Is sometimes as great as
twelve feet. 1t spends the greater
part Of its life on land and climbs the
cocoanut trees. on the fruit Of which
1t lives almost entirely. II digs in the
ground deep tunnels and lines them
with cocoanut fiber. When enraged
the rebber crab can break a mans
limb with its powerful claws. AMI
mails approaching 1t too closely often
receive an ugly pinch which they do
not soon forget, and it is on record
that one Of these crabs has captured
and tried TO drag of a goat. To open
q cocoanut the robber crab removes
the bark from the end containing the
three eyes, one only OF which is easily
penetrated, and, having found this, 1t
revolyes the nut against the point OF
one Of its spindle legs cntil the open
ing is large enough for 1t TO insert its
great claw. With this 1t breaks the
shell, grinds the contents into small
pieces and carries them to its mouth.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01

studies and department is excellent,
and who has not been absent or
ariy during the semester, a certifi-
ate of high merit is issued. This
certificate with a green border is
worth two OF the other certificates,
and represent double the work to
ibtain one To the pupil who at
tends the school during the entire
fear and whose average in studies
md department is excellent and has
not been absent from classes or tardy
a certificate Of highest merit is is
sued. This certificate with a golden
border IS the most priced, and is well
worth the efforts of the pupil.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01
Blind Like Fiction Only.

A New York woman who is inter
ested In home missionary work
thought it would be a good idea to
place some religious literature in the
various institutions for the blind, pro
vided some one in charge would read
1t to them. She accordingly visited
one such asylum and made the sugges-
ton to the matron. She was received
graciously, and the matron said they
would be glad to have the literature
placed in the library, but that the
blind did not care for any kind of Sc
rious reading.
I'VE do read to them. of course" she
explained. but they want only fiction.
They do not care for anything else. If
we try TO read 10 them books Of any
other character it is time wasted. for
they do not give any attention. No, |
do not know why their taste runs to
fiction. but probably because II makes
the strongest appeal TO their lima gina.
tion."-New York Press.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01

Most persons have thought OF
aviation as n dangerous sport and
commercial enterprise in which
there could never be much assur-
ance Of safety In case OF an accident
The achievement OF flying was sup
posed TO pay for all damages. But
judging by the serious effort which
the French National Aerial League
Is making TO invent safety devices
aviation may yet be comparatively
free from danger.
Pneumatic clothes 10 break a
short fall and a specially contrived
parachute TO rotard long falls,
measures which are already in the
minds OF French experts. ought to
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01

TIZ acts at once and makes tired.
aching, swollen feet remarkably fresh
and sore proof.
It's the sure remedy. you know, for
everything that gets the matter with
your feet. It's for sore feet and for
swcaty, bad-smelling feet. and for
corns, callouses and bunions, too.
"For years I have been troubled with
sore and tender fcefs suffered intense
pains Have Ind the assistance OF
physicians without relief. 4 bought n
box of TIz, which worked n perfect
cure. as "a has with great many of
my friends. I would not he without "a.
All a. requires n 90 he known 10 be
universally used.--A. n. Dreutkcr, Chi
cngo.
TIZ' is not a powder. Powders and
other foot remedies clog up the pores.
TIz draws out all poisonous eNudations
which bring on soreness OF the feet.
and is the only remedy that does TIz
cleans out every pore and glorifies the
fcct-your feet.
You'll never limp again or draw M
your face I'm pain. and you'll forget
about your corns. bunions and cal
louses. Youll feel like a new person.
Tlz is for sale at all druggists at IS
cents per box. or it will be sent you
direct II you wish from Walter Luther
Dodge & Co. Dodge Bldg. Chicago, Ill
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01
Not Quite His Pile.

Newport was aroused last month
over story that ]. P.erpont Morgan
told at a luncheon at the Fishing
club.
They talk OF the high cost OF
living" Mr.. Morgan said. "hut it's
just as bad abroad. You all know
what Trouville IS like in the season.
IAN American took in Trouv.lle's
grande semaine last year. When his
bill was sent up he paused in his
and studied il with a sar-
castle smile. Then he sent for the
heel clerk.
See here he said, you've made
a mistake in this BILL
" Oh, no, monsieur, Oh, NOT cried
the clerk.
" Yes YOU have said the Ameri-
can't and with a sheer he pointed to
the total. I've got more money
than that he said."-St. Paul Dis
patch.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01
EXPENSES PARED
DOWN $14,OOO,OOO
RESULT OF TAFT'S ORDER TO
CABINET.
Expected Message Will BE Delivered
for Consideration TO the Cabinet
Tomorrow.
THE PRESIDENT is PLEASED.

Washington, Dec. IA cut oil
s14,OO0,OOO in the estimates for the
running expenses of the governments
during the next fiscal year was re
ported 10 President Taft today as
result of his ultimatum TO the yari-
Gus heads OF departments at the cab
met conference yesterday.
The president was greatly graft
fed with the showing announced to-
day. but declared there must be a still
deeper cut. so the cabinet meeting
scheduled for today was postponed
until Friday to allow the cabinet Of
ficers to make another revision.
The delay in the preparation of the
pres dents message is said TO be due
to the necessity of waiting for final
estimates.
BY Friday Il is expected the mes
sage will be ready for consideration
by the cabinet
Just as soon as the message is out
of the way the president will devote
the next three or four days to seeing
senators and representatives. regarding
the legislative program. He will not
take up the appointments TO the SUI
preme court and the court OF COM
merce until the latter part of next
week and the Judiciary nominations
viii not be ready for the senate be-
fore the second week of the session.
Works Until 3 a. m.
President Taft was at WORK on his
message until O'Clock this morning.
He did not go over to the executive
Offices today, but remained at work
in his study.
The only visitor he saw was Prezi-
dent James McCrea. o. the Pennsyl-
vania railroad. The call Mr. McCrea
said, was purely personal. He said
he did not discuss any phase of the
message with the president. AZ to
business conditions. Mr.. McCrea re-
peated his statement of a few days
ago that business was marking time.
And he added. ''every man
must be his OWL judge as to what the
future IL likely TO be-"
Representative Serene Payne, of
New York, called at the executive Of
fees today but did not see the pres-
dent. AS to what the legislative pro-
gram was likely to be. Mr.. Payne
declared that any mans guess would
be as good as his own.
Former wee President Fairbanks,
of Indiana. Is to be a guest at the
white house for several days next
week. The visit is attracting a great
deal or attention politically, and it is
expected may have an important bear
ing upon Republican politics in the
state
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01
DIAZ INAUGURAYED
TAKES OATH OF OFFICE FOR
EIGHTH TIME.
Inaugural Ceremony in Mexico Fol.
= lows Jcffersonian
Simplicity.

Mexico City. Dec. with simple
ceremony General Porforio Diaz took
the oath OF offlce as president OF
Mexico, for the eighth time. In
view Of the disturbances, the inaugu-
ration was not marked by the usual
season of fiestas. The ceremonies
were held in the hall of congress.
Only the diplomatic corps and a few
other distinguished personages, in
addition to the high Mexican
attend. Following the in
duction of President DiaE the oath
was administered TO Ramon Corral,
reelected vice president.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01
GOLDEN BORDER
HIGHEST PRIZE
HIGH SCHOOL Pupils WILL BE
AWARDED WITH MERIT
CARDS.

AS an encouragement for the pu-
pills of the public schools to strive
for better records in studies and de-
pertinent, certificates of merit will
be issued each semester. Formerly
honorary certificates were Issued to
the pupils, who secured high grades
in their studies, but a number of
years ago the plan was dropped. Su-
perintendent John A. Carnagey re-
inaugurated the plan upon a better
basis, and expects to see more pupils
striving for the honors.
There are four grades of the GER
tificates of merit, which will be is
sued twice every year in the High
school as well as the grades and pri-
mary department. Although the plan
was not announced until today il is
expected that a large number of GER
tiicates will be issued at the close of
the present semester while next
semester still more will be issued.
The certificate OF merit for attend
ance has blue border and is issued
TO the pupil, who has neither been
absent nor tardy during the semester.
No requirement is made for excel
lence in studies. The certificate OF
merit for studies and department
has an orange border and is awarded
to the pupil who has an average
grade of excellence in his studies
and department with no condition for
absence or hardness. The good
students who are handicapped by i'll
ness have an opportunity, while the
pupils who are regular in attendance
but not so excellent in studies also
have q chance.
TO the pupil whose average mi
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01

go a long way toward achieving the
desired results. but the work will
not stop there once science begins
the task OF making flying machines
less dangerous 4 VIII advance from
one deNlce 10 another morn ingen-
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01
News of Theatres
Double Bin Tonight.

With the double bill "Only a
Farmers Daughter" and THE
Yankee Doodle Girl" the Yankee
Doodle Stock company will begin a
three nights engagement at the
Kentucky theater at popular prices.
This company has adopted the policy
Of presenting two short plays night
ly, Instead Of one long one, with
vaudeville acts between the two dra-
matte performances. The usual Sat
urday matinee will be played.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01

Worse than an alarm OF fire at
night is the metallic cough of Group,
bringing dread to the household.
Careful mothers keep Foley's Honey
and Tar in the house and give II at
the first sign OF danger. II contains
no opiates. Gilbert's drug store.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01
CIR THE GENuINE ALwAYs.

A substitute Is a DANGEROUS make
shift especially in medicine. The
genuine Foley's Honey and Tar cures
coughs and colds quickly and IS in a
yellow package. Accept no substi-
tutes. Gilberts drug store.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01
travelling Salesman at Tcrre Hsutc


Frank Mcintyre and Gertrude
Coghlan with the original cast, who
viii appear here Monday night at the
Kentucky theater in James Forbes
The Travelling Salesman" played
Terre Haute, Ind. Tuesday night.
and yesterday morning the Terre
Haute Star had the following to say
about the performance:
II is hard to believe nobody loves
"a fat man" after seeing Frank J. Nc
Intyre. the genial comedian. as Bob
Blake in The Travelling Salesman"
Past appearances evidently in
creased the popularity CT the big
comedian. fer the audience which
filled the Grand last night refused to
be satisfied with Mr. Mcintyre mere
ly in his character. He was insist
entity encored after each act until at
the close of the third act he made a
clever little speech in which he as
.sured the audience their appreciation
was not wasted. He IL supported by
the same clever cast which accom-
panied him during his previous visits
TO Terre Haute aud il is safe to say
that the piece IS good for several
more local engagements.
Gertrude Coghlan was still the
same true-hearted Beth as hereto
fore. She was given an ovation on
her first entrance. which was fire.
quently renewed as the play pro-
crossed. To theatergoers who have
witnessed the play individual men
ton of the cast Is unnecessary as
each member is clever and the piece
lacks the obvious effort 10 please
which marks many plays.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01
Eva Takes the Money.

Eva Tanguay the classy little
runner OF Yves Flowers, romped home
"Wednesday at Pensacola. Fla. from
a field OF ~ and secured first money
in the $500 purse race
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01

To read the Bible through at the
rate OF chapter a day would take
three years and three months.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01

Maud do so admire a man of
metal.
Ethel-So do ], II the metal is Of
the right kind.-Boston Trans
script.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01
ious and cnicaoious.

The face that only aviation must
drive the interests commercially en-
gagged In the field 20 extraordinary
efforts 20 eliminate all danger
Providence Bulletin.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01

The fur scarf is replacing the one
of satin or chiffon, and IL must be
large and rich to be fashionable.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01

Satin, in black and navy blue, is
worn more than ever.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01
Desnoyers Six Months" Shoes
GuARAMEzzD no GiNE FUEl SIX hfosIMs, lyEAR

These shoes will he O rcvelatloa. to
the people Of this town. They are
marvels OF beauty, style and shape,
Never before have YOU seen srch leather
aud such wearing qualities.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01

Browne-Yes.
Towne-Is she bright
Browne-Well. l don't know whether
it's Intentional. but she seems to be a
female Josh Billings. = Philadelphia
Press
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01

The Paris Veal hides used for the
uppers In six Months Shoes are ex-
trcmcly tough. yet closer hbrcd, softer
and more flexible than the hides grown
Ia this country.
The cost Of importing these foreign
hides makes Il absolutely impossible
% use them IN modefate-priced shoes
selling under the old system.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01
Feet Tired.
So Tired?

TIZ Makes Sick Feet We'll No Matter
What Ais Them.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01
Here's the Guarantee

II either the soles or uppers wear out
within four months We agree to furnish
new pair Of shoes entirely free q
charge. II ci;hc- the soics or uppcra
wear out during the fiih month NC
agree TO refGnd 500 IN cash. II either
the soles.or uppegs wear out during the
sixth month we agree 20 refund 81. 90 in
cash. In other words, Il these shoes
should not give full six months wear
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01
Best Leather In the World

The m manufacturers Of the "Six
Months" Shoes send way 10 SwitEcr-
land and France for the hides from
which they make these shoes.
The Swisscx Sclcs are tanned from
Switzerland hides. which are thetourh-
ct and finest hides for sole heather pro-
dlccd anywhere M the world, owing
90 Swiizogland's high altitude and the
extreme care with which the Swiss stock
is raised. II Is protected from an
weather conditions and kept clean aud
healthy.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01

we refund more than the proportion
they fall short.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01
Flexible and Waierrrccf

Not being satisfied with merely the
best sole leather in the world, the
makers Of six Aonths" Shoes tan all
their sole leather by a secret process
which makes Il remarkably aexible
aud entirely waterproof.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-12-01
LOUIS CLARK'S SPECIALS.
FRIDAY AND SATURDAY.
December y and z.

At the Hay Market Store, No. 213I
and 215 South Second Street.
100 lbs. Granulated Sugar for $500
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1910-06-09
Fairnnoupt
dartmouth News)

Wednesday evening, Mrs. B.
w. Clabaugh entertained the
eighth grade class and their
teacher. Miss Clare Krough and
Miss Wenonah Rowley.
Mrs. A. T. Coppin of Mis-
soula, Mont, is visiting here
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Al. Viets. The Coppins here.
after will make their home on
farm near Wahpeton.
Lest Sunday, Homer Hub.
bard of the Hotel Richland, en-.
tertained the board of educa.
ticn, their wives, Prof. Robin.
son, the teachers and the High
School graduating class. Mr..
Hubbard is member of the
school board.
Mrs. AL. Viets and daughter,
Mrs. Coppin, were at White
Rock Monday visiting.
Tuesday evening, Mrs. E. w.
Wetherbee entertained Prof.
Robinson, the teachers and the
graduating class of the High
School.
Miss Luce Wetherbee has re-
turned home after teaching q
successful term of school at
N unich, N. d. She has been
engaged for another term.
Homer Hubbard was at the
commencement exerci 9 es at
Breckenridge this week, where
his daughter, Miss Hazel, was
one of the graduating class.
Mrs. Louis Burquist of near
Tyler, 10 enjoying visit from
her sister, Mrs. E. 8. Morgan OF
Des Moines, Iowa.
Charles A. Tuttle and family
leave tonight for the east. Mr.
Tuttle goes to Illinois on land
business, Ars. Ta y end soa,
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1910-06-09

fax were Abercrombie visitors
las, Thursday.
Chester Bergstrom made a
business trip to Wahpeton
Tuesday
Mr.. T. E Riley of Wyndmere,
George Myhre and Mr.. East
man of Wahpeton autoed thru
this village Monday, on their
way to Fargo. where they are
serving on the grand jury.
A. K. Tweto spent Saturday,
Sunday, Monday and Tuesday
on a business trip to the twin
cities.
Gilbert Stafne visited with
Wahpeton friends last Friday.
While there he took in the high
school class play, which was
held there that evening.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1910-06-09

SudI1CSJ JI., Will SO vi W 41lCH-
igan for several weeks visit
with relatives and friends.
Mrs. G. C. Glassel met with
an accident last Saturday that
came near costing her life. She
was coming to town in a buggy
when an automobile went by
and frightened the horse which
became unmanageable. S h e
was thrown out and dragged
quite distance, 8 h e was
brought to town for treatment.
She had one rid broken and
was otherwise shaken up.
Emil Zillgitt who was diving
the car was rot to blame for
the accident, he turned off onto
another road to avoid any diff.
ficulty but the horse saw the
machine and became unman-
ageable.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1910-06-09
Abercronobie
(Abrecrombie Newell

Oscar Strand, o. N. Hattie,
liver Arneson and III. F. Brown
autoed to Fargo Monday morn
ing in the formers automobile.
They returned in the evening
after spending a very pleasant
day.
VIM. Moe visited with his
uncle at Christine Tuesday.
Chas. Scoville of Forman, N,
OAK, visited with his brother,
w. C. Scoville of this village,
Sunday.
Olaf Hattie autoed to Walcott
Tuesday. II. F. Brown accom-
panied him.
Rev. Edwards was down from
Christine last week and attend
ed the Norwegian church con-
vention which was held here
Tuesday, Wsdn esAay and
Thprsdsvesl II
!: & !, -. Rebefts and wife Of Cot