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St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

Now Guam has had an earthquake
The little island is manifesting com.
mendable desire to get into the lime
light, although it is slightly behind the
procession in selecting earthquakes,
which have gone temporarily out of
fashion.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12
"Postmistress" Officially Unknown.

Is woman postmaster or a post
mistress? This question has been 60
ing the rounds for many a day. 1t
has been answered officially at the
post office department in Washington,
where it is declared that the chief
officer in any post Office is the post
master, regardless of sex. In spite OF
this fact, however, every time wom-
an postmaster gets in trouble and
bursts into print the old question is
resurrected.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

Not less than $60,000,OO0 in money.
to say nothing Of other gifts, is report
ed to have been sent this year in the
shape of Christmas presents to the old
world from the United States. Who
says Uncle Sam is not the biggest and
best Santa Claus in the business?
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

Age doesn't creep. after ali; it runs
like Jack rabbit. This is evident
from the manner in which tapestries
have grown old since the passage of
the tariff bill letting in works that
are more than 100 years old.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

Prof. Muensterberg knows more
about why most of US do things than
we do ourselves and we have to thank
him for some interesting surprises we
have enjoyed when he has explained
motives to us; SO when he says that
from psychological viewpoint wo-
men become shoplifters because they
have duller moral perception than
men and are less likely to restrain
the so called Initiative impulse" we
must believe 1t without question-at
least, from the psychological view
point.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

The trouble with the modern wom-
an appears to be that the moment she
marries she takes up study in psy-
chology instead of thinking about the
washing and the baking and the rear
ing of children.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

LQc QOOE w Ii " w
my heart futtering
and / could not even
receive a letter.
Every month / had
such a bearing down
sensation, as if the
lower parts would
fall out. Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound has
done my nerves q
great deal of good
and has alsorelieved
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12
A Chance at Least.

A change of tenors had been made
in the church choir. Eight-year-old
Jessie, returning from the morning
service, was anxious to tell the news.
"Oh, mother" she exclaimed, "we have
a new terror in the ir."-Wom-
ans Home Companion.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

When mans wife has gone to the
trouble of getting his fayorite cigar
from the druggist a man is thorough
crouch If he complains at the bill
when it comes in later Did he expect
the lady to make the cigars?
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

No matter what may happen to the
heating plant, it is always possible to
be happy in the thoughts that you
don't live in the natural-gas belt with
the gas pipes frozen.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

A Baltimore judge has decided that
you can hit a waiter if he spills soup
on you. But how about it, when he
doesn't bring your cup of coffee till
your meat is stone cold?
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

The papers tell us that bank depos-
Its are SO general that there is 1897
in banks for each of u.s." Tell it not
among the hoboes, or therell be a run
on every bank in the country.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

Nobody will use other peoples ex-
perience, nor has any of his own till
it is too late to use it.-Nathaniel
Hawthorne.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

Moving pictures taken to show the
meeting between Prince Ito and the
Russian minister reveal every detail
of the tragedy of his assassination,
and will be used in the trial of the as
sassin. This striking departure in
criminal trials, which will take place
in the east and not in the progressive
west, opens up new field in the con-
duct of the courts. ALREADY they are
crowded by the seekers after sensa-
tional life dramas. They will enter
into serious competition with the
theaters as free moving picture shows.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

Every good resolution helps little,
though 1t may not last until it reaches
the place named on the ticket.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

Queen Alexandra retains her beauty
by simple living and by keeping her
temper. Queens do not have to worry
about cooks, however.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

Now that flying is practical and the
north pole has been discovered the
only thing left for the next year ap-
pears to be perpetual motion.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

The trouble with those big deer the
hunters shot is that they might have
been SO much bigger if they had got
away.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

AS COON as the echo OF the New
Years horns has died away on the
chilly air it will be time to begin agi-
tating for the sane fourth.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

A Connecticut town has a woman
steeplejack. Woman is literally equal
Ing man on every point, but this is
the highest point of equality on rec
ord.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

DR.. Wiley says that preserved eggs
are not fit to eat. Nor are those that
haven't been.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

Unfortunately, all the poets are
showed in, SO that they have nothing
to do but write poems on ''The Beau
tiful Snow"
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

England and Germany may build
thelr dreadnoughts, but the United
States has corner on the Missouri
mule.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

In Sayville, N. Y, man died from
being henpecked. But this hen was
poultry.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

FOR DEEP SEATED COLDS and coughs,
Aliens Luna Balsam cures when all other remedies
fail. This old reliable medicine has been sold for
over 40 years. Csc, Soc, 81 90 bottles. All dealers.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12
MORE
PINKHAlI
CURES
Added to the Long List due
to This Famous Remedy.

Oronogo, MOI was simply ner-
vous wreck. could not walk across
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

Cheap notoriety often turns out to
be an expensive luxury.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

PILES CURED IN TO II DAYS
PAZO OINTMENTis guaranteed TO cure any case
of Itching. Blind, Bleeding Protruding Piles in
6to IA days money refunded. Soc.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

For Headache Try Hicks capudine.
Nervous troubles, the aches are speedily
relieved by Capudine. It's Liquid-pleas-
ant to take-Effects Immediately. TO- Is
and SOC at Drug Stores.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

Ii your beau wears his heart on his
sleeve don't wear pins in your belt.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12

Men who have advice to give are
never stingy with it.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-02-12
JUST THE SAME.

Jones-I love you.
Miss Heiress Tottle-But am
worth millions!!
Jones-I love you for all that!
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21

Hotel Astor. Between 1850 and
1870, Mr.. Hunter was the principal Of
public school No. 35, and every year
his old pupils get together and tenn
porarily forget the years that have
intervened since they were "kids."
Hundreds of Mr. Hunters boys"
have been honored in professions,
business and politics, but tonight they
will cast all their dignity to the winds
and the Astor will have a lively and
ravenous bunch Of youngsters to feed
and keep out Of mischief.
Many years ago Joe Weber, proprie-
tor of Weber's theater, was a news
boy and his "pardner' was Charles
S. Adler, who later became assem-
blyman and republican leader of the
district known as "de Aate." Now
Adler is i'll and all but down and out
and his former newsboy chum has
come to his relief by arranging big
benefit performance for tomorrow.
The east side will turn out in force
and the house is already sold out.
During his days of leadership, Adler
saved thousands of families from be-
ing turned out of their homes for
payment of rent and his purse
was always open to the needy.
Another case growing out of al
legged careless automobile driving will
be tried in New York next week, the
defendant being John II. Tyson, Of
Stamford Conn. More than two years
ago Olaf Gunderson, launchman Of
tba Columh hia Yacht club was run
down and killed by motor car Ty-
son was alleged to have been the driv-
er of the car, and he was arrested
indicted and later released on ST.
900 bail. The delay in the trial was
due to trouble in locating the princi-
pal witnesses.
Beautiful Gladys the Policeman's
Daughter" might serve as the title for
thrilling romance by Laura Jean
Libbey, with the heroine marrying a
bona fide baron and living happy
ever after. And the romance could
be based on facts, for Miss Gladys
Charlotte Murphy, daughter of Po-
| liceman "Mile-Mlnute" Murphy IS
soon to become the bride of Baron
Frederick Arthur Rudolph Won Nor
man, who comes of one of the Oldest
families OF Germany. He is a nat
uralzed American citizen, however
and has dropped his title and his al
| legiance to the kaiser. The baron has
acquired considerable wealth since his
! arrival in America, but has no inten-
| ton of ever returning to the father
land
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21
ECHO NEWS AND
PERSONAL NOTES
Especial Correspondence.)

Echo, Ore, Nov. 19.-Mr. ]. H.
Durham. proprietor OF the Hotel
Echo is the proud possessor of box
of prize apples from the Spokane
apple show. The apples were sent to
him by Mrs. Reta Simms, who was in
charge of a part of the exhibit. Fiji
teen years ago Mrs. Simms' father
served with Mr.. Durham on the po-
lice force in Pendleton.
The body of Robert Thorn, a pio-
neer Of Umatilla Co. was laid to rest
here in the l. o. o. f. cemetery yes
terday.
f. 7. George has about completed
the removal OF his stock of merchan-
disc from the Koontz building near
the west end of Main street to his
own reinforced concrete building at
the corner of Bridge and Bonanza
streets. Mr.. George bought this
building of Frank Dorm some two
months ago and has fitted up the sec
ond story for housekeeping apart
ments and now lives there. His large
stock of goods occupies the first
floor This building is centrally To-
Gated and is one of the best business
corners in town.
Three hoboes were arrested here
yesterday for disorderly conduct and
put in the city Jail. Just after dark
they tore up the bed and with the
timbers pried the bars off the Jail
window and made their escape.
Miss Ina Watenburger left this
morning for Pendleton where she will
visit for few days with friends and
then go on to La Grande where she
will attend the institute.
Miss Eunice Nudge is here from
Portland visiting with friends.
Mrs. f. NJ. Dyer of Hermiston was
a visitor in Echo yesterday. She was
here looking after the organization
OF a painting class.
r. ]. Yerxa and daughter Miss
Tella Yerxa, of Umatilla, spent the
day at this place yesterday.
Mrs. F. E. Everitt and Mrs. En-
ma Greszler visited in Stanfield yes
terday.
Miss Lenora Isaacson passed
through Echo this morning on her
way to La Grande. Miss Isaacson
teaches at the Thomson school on
Butter creek.
Lulu Crayne visited today with
her sister. Mrs. Jesse Gates of Coe.
Miss May Balcolm made a business
trip to Nolin this morning and re-
turned home on No. 1, the local
train.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21
MILLIONAIRE WOULD
BANKRUPT HIS son

Berlin.-An application has been
made in the city court for an official
order declaring August Thyssen, jr.,
to be a bankrupt.
August Thyssen, jr., Is the eldest
son Of August Thyssen, ST. Thyssen,
sr. Is worth approximately $150,000,-
000 For many years there has been
war between Thyssen, sr., and Thys-
sen, jr., Some time ago Thyssen en-
deavored to kidnap his eldest son and
incarcerate him in lunatic asylum
as a madman.
Thyssen jr., escaped that fate with
the help Of the publicity given to
the case by the press, retaliated by
financing the colliers employed in his
fathers mines in west Germany when
they went out on strike. Thanks to
his contributions the strikers were
able to win.
There have been many other re-
ordinations between father and son
and numerous public scandals Thys-
sen, jr., lives in permanent fear of
being kidnapped and placed in a lu-
natic asylum, and never has a fixed
place of abode. He is hunted from
corner to corner, and never feels Sc
cure and is always trying to cover his
tracks. His troubles are increased
by the fact that his father has Ions
refused to give him a single penny
According to German law the Thys-
sen property must be divided In
equal parts between his children a,
his death. There are four children
and each will therefore become en-.
titled to approximately $4,000, 900
On the strength Of his future inheri'
tance Thyssen. tr.. has borrowed large
sums from many usurers and has In
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21
A LOVE INCUBUS.
Washington Pastor Urges Parents tl
Watch for Plague.

Washington Pastor Urges Parents to
Watch for Plague.
Washington.-"Look out for the
love incubus"
Many Washington parents are ser
iously considering this warning de-
livered by the Rev. E. Hez Sven, pas
tor of the Capital Baptist church.
This incubus" he says. may be
universal. / don't know about that.
But I do know that 1t creates havoc
in Washington. Girls and boys in
school. young people at theatres.
misses and youths on the streets are
afflicted with 1t.
'I see It everywhere. And often
times the parents do not discover the
ravages In their own family until a
secret marriage Is divulged.
I'VE can't stamp It out. like typhoid
or malaria, either" continued Mr.
Sven. THE best we can do Is to
regulate It like the corporations and
parents had better be considering the
problem t'+
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21
SOME SHORT NEWS
NOTES FROM ATHENA
Especial Correspondence.)

Athena Nov. 19.-The tempor-
airy postmaster, H. o. Worthington, Is
becoming quite familiar with the
routine of the office and handles
things with ease.
Harry Adams has sold to j, T.
Lieuallen of Adams, 80 acres of land
for $1,000.
A. Nissen, the Pendleton imple-
ment dealer, was in Athena on We'd
nesday.
Mrs. Harry Mcbride visited rela-
tives in Adams on Monday last.
Mrs. Esther Brownell fashionable
dress maker of Portland is visiting
her neice Mrs. Gus Connayer.
The farmers hereabouts are pretty
well along with their seeding and
wheat that is up is looking fine.
On Wednesday last, while perform
ing on the rings at the school yards,
Claude Sanders fell, dislocating his
wrist.
Louis Cargill is putting up prescrip-
tions at the Hawks drug store.
Jesse G.. Campbell left for Spokane
on Wednesday night last.
Miss Lizzie Sheard is in charge of
the Athena department store.
Mrs. Homer l. Watts and Mr.. and
Mrs. F.. S. LeGrow attended the fun
eral of Mrs. Dale Preston in Walla
Walla on Monday last.
Rev. A. Mckenzie Meldrum was
travelling over Union county the past
week.
Tonight our confederate friend,
Judge Jacobs leaves for his old birth
place in Virginia. The judge is as
skipper as a lad of 20 years.
A tape worm over 80 feet long is
reposing in a bottle in the office of
DR.. Sharp. This parasite has been
responsible for the i'll health Of a
lady on the reservation for long
time.
Mrs. Burden, mother of Mrs. Hug
gems arrived this week from River
sile.
On Friday, December 2, Chas.
Brotherton will hold a public sale of
stock and farm implements.
Mrs. n, A. Miller will leave soon
for Corvallis for a visit with her son
Rawl.
Harry Beath. a we'll known young
man of Weston had the misfortune
to dislocate his hip on Thursday last.
Mrs. Byron N. Hawks is visiting
relatives in Spokane.
Will Campbell of near Pendleton,
was in the city on Thursday.
Mrs. w. r. Taylor has been sick
the past week with an attack of the
grippe.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21
Would Be Youngest Chief.

Washington Should Associate
Justice Charles Z. Hughes be made
Chief Justice of the United States, he
will not only be the youngest men,
ber of the present supreme bench,
but the youngest presiding justice,
save two, in the history of the court.
John Hay, appointed in 1889 by Pres
ident Washington, was at that time
35 years of age. and John Marshall,
appointed in 1901, was 46. Hughes
IS now As years old.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21
UBscR1BERs TO MAGAZINES, LIZ

TO MAGAZINES, Ii
you want to subscribe to magazines
or newspapers in the United States
or Europe, remit by postal note,
check, or send to the EAST ORE
CONAN he net publishers price
Of the publication you desire. and
we will have It sent you. It win
save you both trouble and risk. If
you are a subscriber to the EAST
OREGONIAN, in remitting you can
deduct ten per cent from the pub
lisher's price. Address EAST
OREGONIAN PUB. CO., Penele-
ton, Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21

vested heavily in numerous specula-
tions and enterprises, nearly always
with absolutely disastrous results.
The present application for an or
der of bankruptcy is the result of his
unsuccessful operations.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21

Housekeeping Rosms fer Rant.
Unfurnished housekeeping rooms
for rent In the DAst Orsssuiaa bsiiA-
Ing. Steam heat electric lAghts, Aet
end cold water anA bath. Recently
rsaovatsA. nsqutre st nAst orsgs-
nian sfflce.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21
\ Want Ads. I
WANTED.

MEN AND WOMEN-Learn
a profession. Show card writers
earn large salaries; clerks can dou-
BILE their earning capacity; the field
has never been overcrowded. The
Pendleton Business College offers
you the opportunity to learn this
profession under a first-clasz in
structor, at a small expense, taking
no time from your regular work.
Night class now open. Call any time
for information.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21
FOR SALE

DEAL WITH OWNER-:70s0 han
dies 706 acres Of the best whe&H
land in northern Umatilla county.
400 acres stubble. 235 acres can be
seeded this fall. plenty Of good wa
ter for orchard, yard, lawn. etc,
fenced, fair buildings. Look this
up. or s years' time on s7oss
balance. $1,000 buys the best L
year-old 1850 pound Jack. guaran-
teed. sz12 buys 212 acres Of
ground ready to seed. Owner gets
Ia delivered in his own sacks In
the field. Good water. s. J. Dem
aldson. Walla Walla, Wash.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21

Thirteen men who took part in the
rescue work at the Cherry, ILL.,, mine
disaster Of year ago have receiv-
ed Carnegie hero medals.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21

HAIR WORK-Hair work done and
highest prices paid for combings at
Madam Kennedy's Hail Parlors. s07
East Court street. Phone Red 3753.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21

DIR. LYNN X. BLAKlSLHE, CHRO-
hic and nervous diseases, and dis
eases Of women. X-ray and Electro
therapeutics. Judd building, corner
Main and Court streets. Office phone
Main IL: residence phone. Main sS4
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21
SECONDHAND DEALERS.

v. STROBLE, DEALER IN SECOND
hand goods. II there is anything
yon need in new and secondhand
furniture. stoves, sraniteware and
crockery. call and get his prices. No.
312 East Court street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21

ENGRAVED CARDS, INVITATIONS.
wedding announcements, embossed
private and business stationery, etc.
Very latest styles. Call at East Orc
gonian office and see samples.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21

WANTED-Lace curtains to laundry.
Work done with especial care.
Phone Red 2511,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21
FUNERAL DIRECTORS.
AUCTTONEER.

COL. F. @. LUCAS. LIVESTOCK
Auctioneer, Athena, Oregon. Ref
erence First National Bank OF Athena
and Farmers' Bank Of Weston. Farm
sales Q speciality.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21
WANTED-(Conttnued.)

ANYONE. ANYWHERE. CAN START
a mail order business at home. No
canvassing. Be your own boss
Send for free booklet. Tells how.
Heacock. 270S. Lockport, N. Y.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21
A Word to the
Wise Christmas
SHOPPER

The wise Christmas shopper 10 the
early one. The majority Of man.
kind-and womankind, too-is prone
to wait until the last moment-even
until Christmas Eve.-and then rush
breathlessly from place to place, only
to find the choice goods gone.
The wise 60 early about this i'm
portant task and find It. the earlie,
they go. the greater pleasure. Now
is the time. Our stock 10 complete and
now. and we can promise to all who
come. that prompt and courteous at
tention which has made our store q
pleasure to Christmas buyers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21

KERN & BENNETT. DENTAL SUR
geons. Office room Is Judd build
ing. Phone, Red 1901.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21
DENTISTS.

q. A. MANN, DENTIST, OFFICE
Main street, next to Commercial
Association rooms. Office phone,
Black 34a1; residence phone, Black
1851.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21

Vitalized thought is the parent of
emphasized expression.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21
Classified Directory
PHYSICIANS.

II. S. GARFIELD. N. D.. HONEO-
pathic physician and surgeon. Of
flee Judd block. Telephone: Office,
black 3411; residence, red 3e33.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21
LIVERY AND FEED STABLE.

CITY LIVERY STABLE, THOMPSON
street, Carney & Bradley, Props.
Livery, feed and sale stable. Good
rigs At all times. Cab line in connec-
ton. Phone main 70.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21
4. L. Sska0fOr

Leading Jewelcr and Headquarters for
Xmas 0ifts Of Quality and Worth.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21

DR.. THOMAS VAUGHAN. DENTIST,
Office in Judd building. Phone.
Main 73.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21

PHELPS & STEIwER, ATTORNEYS
at law. Office in Smith Crawford
building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21

CARTER 4 SMYTHE, ATTORNEYS
at law. Office in rear Of Ameri-
can National Bank Building
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21

GEORGE W. COUTTS. ATTORNEY
at law. Estates settled. wills, deeds
mortgages and contracts drawn. Col
lections made. Room II, Schmidt
block.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21

JAMES B. PERRY. ATTORNEY AT
law. Office over Taylor Hardware
Company.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21

LOWELL & WINTER, ATTORNEYS
and councillors at law. Office in
Despair building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21

PETERSON & WILSON, ATTOR-
neys at law: rooms 8 and Smith
Crawford building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21
ATTORNEYS.

FEE & SLATER, LAWYERS. OF.
flee in Despair building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-21

DOUGLAS w. BAILEY-ATTORNE
at law. Will practice in all state
and federal courts. Rooms 1, ., 8,
and 4. over Taylor Hardware Co.