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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-07-01
Totals 80 u y "a Totals. >. "a "a

.Batted for Bergen in the ninth inning
+Batted for Rucker in the ninth inning
New York. 0 0 o o o 1-2
BROOKLYN O o o o o 90
Two-base hits-Doyle. McElveen. Sacrifice
hit-Daubert. Stolen bases-Davidson. Muir
ray. Snodgrass. H. Smith. Left bases
Brooklyn. IL; New York. s. First base on
errors-Broollyn. T. Struck out-By Rucker,
i: by Crandall. Z. Bases on balls-On Rucker
4: off Crandal. 3. Time :55. Umpires-
.InhnstOne and Moran.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-07-01
Totals. as II 80 10 0 Totals. 40 8 80 II o

.Batted for Camnltz in the thirteenth inning
Newark 30 o o o o p
Jersey City, o o 0 o 0 o o o o.
First base by errors-Newark. / Left on
bases-Newark Z; Jersey City. 8. First base
balls-Of McGinnity. :: OFF Camnitz. 2.
Struck out-By McGinnity, 4: by CamnItz. 3
Home runs-Hanifan. Gettman. Three-basa hit
-Ganley. Sacrifice hits-AgIer. Schlahy Kelly
Stolen bases-Kely, Clement, Hanford Abstetn.
Double play-Absteln and Johnson Hit by
pitcher-By Camnitz (Ganley and Louden) Balk
-McGinnity. Time-2:10 Umpres-Stafford
and Boyle.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-07-01
WHITE SOX BEAT TIGERS
Homo Runs by Collins and
Dougherty Clinch Victory.

Detroit, June So.-Chicago outbatted De-
troit this afternoon and won by score of
to 8. Home runs by Collins and Dough-
erty, each coming with d man on base
gave the visitors enough runs to win. Lange
showed signs of weakening in the sixth, and
Walsh relieved him at the end of this
inning.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-07-01

Two-bas hts-Byrne, 2; Leach, Miller
Mitchell. Three-base hit-Mler. Sacrifice
hits-Miller, ,. Sacrifice 1ies-Wtlson. Mitch
ell Stolen bases-Hyatt, Bescher. Double
plays-McLean and Egan; Mitchell and Hob
litzell- First base balls-On Adams 1: off
Rowan, ,; off Beebe. !. Hts-On Rowan. 2
in 1-3 inning: off Beebe. 8 in 2-3 innings
Struck out-By Adams. .; by Beebe. f. First
base errors-Pittsburg, /: Cincinnati. 1.
Left on bases-Pittsburg. 5; Cincinnati s.
Time-1 80. Umpires-Klem and Kane.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-07-01
NEW ENGLAND LEAGUE RESULTS.

Worcester, 2; Brockton, l 02 innings).
Fall River, 7; Haverhill, Q
Fall River. 8: Haverhill. 5.
New Bedford, s; Lynn. s.
Lowell, s: Lawrence, f.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-07-01

Harry Grant has been unable to resist
the temptation OF the Cobe trophy, and has
entered for the race to be held on the In
dianapolis Speedway on July 4. He will
drive the six-cylinder Alec with which he
won the Vanderbilt Cup last October
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-07-01
TORONTO, 2; ROCHESTER,

At Toronto: r. II. E.
Toronto 20 o o 0 x-2 3 2
Rochester % o o 1 OIL
Batteries-Newton and McAIlister; Mcconnell
and Blair Cmpires-Byron and Hsiligan-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-07-01
WELDING WINS A TITLE
Beats Gore for All England Lawn
Tennis Championship.

Wimbledon, England, June S0.-A. F. Wild
ing. Of New Zealand won the lawn tennis
championship of Great Britain from A ".
Gore, the English holder Of the title. to-day.
The score was s.. Is. IS, g.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-07-01
BALTIMORE, 8; PROVIDENCE, 2.

At Providence: r. H Z
baltimore % o o 0 23 D
Providence L o o o o o %
Observation-Disclosures and Byers; Crowley and
Peterson. Umpires-Hurst and Kelly.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-07-01

st. Paul, 5: Toledo, g innings, called.
ST. Paul, S: Toledo.
Columbus, 8; Minneapolis, 3
Minneapolis. 8: Columbus. A.
Kansas City, S; Louisville, 0.
Milwaukee Z; Indianapolis
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-07-01

EASTERN LEAGUE GAMES TO-DAY.
Jersey City at Newark.
Baltimore at Providence.
Rochester at Toronto 1.-TWO Eames}.
Buffalo at Montreal 1.-TWO Kames).
RESULTS OF GAMES YESTERDAY.
Newark, 4; Jersey City, 2.
Baltimore, 8; Providence. 9.
Toronto, 2; Rochester. I.
rASTERN VEAGrrE
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-07-01
RECORDED MORTGAGES.

with name and address Of lenders Attorney
Interest per cent unless otherwise stated.
JUNE 80
MANHATTAN.
AVENUE c, 1856 sly brk. -. l0x irres; yrs;
Tune 30; Morris Eschwege TO Metropolitan Saw
inss Bank; $4,000. address. I'D ave
ALLEN ST, 81 and 20 two 8 sty brk. 81 SIX
ST. (prior mtg So; June 80 Ut. per cent;
Abraham Satz to State Bank; $1,000: address.
87S Grand st.
AUDUBON AVE, . 9 cor of lS1st st. 25xloo:
8 yrs, 4n per cent; Juno 20; Frederick G Hobbs
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-07-01
.Sbeepsbead Bay Summaries.
WEATHER CLEAR: TRACK FAST.


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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-07-01

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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-07-01

Iwo-base hit-Easterly. Sacrifice hits-Younp
IA Jole- stolen Observation-Disclosures Latoie
Double play-Granty and Stovall HitsEOff
hay IN innings: OF Bailey. S in innings
FIRST base on halfs-OR Young, l: OFF Raw 1 :.
off Bailey. |. Struck out-By Young s, bv
bailey, Passed ball-Allen. Wild pitch
Ray Lett On bases-Cleveiand. I; St Louis
Iime-I:1A U1npire-Evans
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-07-01

Totals. 80 u q IL o Totals a7o2e s17 I
@Batted for Ray in the third inning. +Batted
TOT kllifer in the ninth inning tran for Crisis
in the ninth inning
Cleveland .........2 % o ] 0 O s
st. Louis. ...........O o O o o o n %
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-07-01
CONNECTICUT LEAGUE RESULTS.

New Haven, I: Northampton, 90 innings).
Springfield, 4; Waterbury. 8.
New Britain, s; Bridgeport, 3.
Hartford, 8; Holyoke, 6.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-07-01


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IN 5aertr reacha 'c"Th@
SECOND RAcrseeAas ADDED Fnn vG
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-07-01
STATE LEAGUE RESULTS.

Syracuse, 3: Albany. 04 inniuzs).
Binghamt0n, I; Wiikes-Bdrre l.
Utica, 10; Troy. 3.
Eimira. 5; Scranton. 3
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-07-01

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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-07-01

AMERICAN LEAGUE GAMES TO-DAY.
New York at philadelphia
Boston at Washington.
st. Louis at Chicago.
Detroit at Cleveland.
RESULTS OF GAMES YESTERDAY.
Chicago, 9; Detroit, 8.
Cleveland, 8: st. Louis. o.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-07-01
Baseball FtSbf IL,
Three LsuSueS

NATIONAL LEAGUE GAMES TODAY.
Brooklyn at New York.
Philadelphia at Boston.
Cincinnati at Pittsburg.
Chicago at Sc. Louis
RESULTS OF GAMES YESTERDAY.
New York, 2: Brooklyn, o.
Philadelphia, 4; Boston, l.
Boston. 4 Philadelphia. o.
Pittsburg, 5: Cincinnati. 8.
st. Louis, Is; Chicago. o.
NATIONAL LEAGUE STANDING.
W. l.. PC w l.. PC.
Chicago 81. 80 2I .644 PhiIa 27 81 1856
New York SO 90 62I St Louis 90 81 .4e0
Pittsburz 81 IS .544 Brooklyn. rs 80 .43I
Cincinnati so 80 800 Boston &c. 22 Al $40
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-07-01

f23D ST. 2I1 East ~ sty frame. 25.Sx
1OOII. 2 m. June %, due as per bond. Joan
II Bodine 70 Title Guarantee and Trust Co;
81. 600. address, 1T6 Broadway.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-07-01

I39TH ST. 2Gt West sty br}. 19XS9 ~
(prior mtg So 000l: Yrs. per cent; Ju1c
-. Elizabeth 4 Dodge 10 Marion 4 Muth.
s.. 900. attorney. William Dodge. If0 Mas
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-06-20
PRESENTATION TO SUPT.
H. E.-KRATZ AND WIFE

AS token of the respect and esteem
in which the teachers of the public
schools OF Calumet hold Superintend
ent ii. L. Kratz and wife, Miss b. A.
Mahoney in behalf Of the teachers
presented him at the last teachers
meeting with a beautiful jeweled Wal
than gold watch, while Mrs. Kratz re-
ceived a silver hand mirror. Mr..
Kratz's initials were engraved on the
back OF the time piece. Miss Mahoney
i'm her presentation speech spoke of the
superintendent as her ideal of "A scholar
and gentleman and expressed regret
at his leaving. Mr.. Kratz suitably re-
piled on behalf Of himself and wife.
Following is Miss Mahoney's re-
marks on the presentation of the gift
to MIR. Kratz:
Supt. Kratz:
In behalf OF the teachers OF the CAL
umet schools, ] present this gift to
YOU, as a token of our friendship and
esteem, also our deep appreciation Of
your splendid qualities of mind and
heart, your kindly judgment and wise
guidance while experimenting our
system OF schools.
We have always considered you not
only a gentleman of education. but al
so OF culture, strong and helpful in
character, one who held the respect of
every teacher i'm the corps.
For your many acts of kindness to
us ALL | thank you sincerely and ask
you To accept this gift, this time piece,
with the kind loving thoughts that go
with it. We hope the great Father of
Time will deal gently with you, that
he will grant you that peace which
the world cannot give, that He will fill
your life with sunshine, just clouds
enough to form n beautiful sunset.
And in the evening of age. when
your earthly time is over may you
be ready to embark upon the ocean
OF eternity, (time without end into
that land OF blessedness where "a
thousand years are but day"
/ cannot wish you more.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-06-20
BROKERAGE OFFICE OPENS.

The new brokerage Office OF Wright
& Bobb. i'm the Wright building, open
ed this morning and was visited by
large number OF people interested i'm
copper stocks. The offices are hand
somely and attractively fitted up, with
a large customers board room. where
the latest quotations of both the Bos-
ton and New York markets and curb
stocks are given, and where the latest
dailies Of the copper country and Chi
cago are kept on file. There is also
a private consultation room, and pri-
vate offices of the members of the
firm. Messrs. G. n. Wright, Jr.. and
Victor c. Bobb. The office staff con-
sists of w. III. Hart of Houghton, for
merly with Gay & Sturgis. Andrew
Gounnod and George Fisher of Han
cock.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-06-20
CALUMET BOYS CLUB DANCE.
c. G. n. Orchestra Will Render Music
for Party at Park.

~ " 81 ~ ~
Members of the Calumet Boys club
have made arrangements for a dane
ing party to be given at the Electric
park Wednesday evening Music will
be rendered by n c. & II. orchestra
and the following program of dance
numbers has been arranged:
Two-step, Unity" Hall.
Waltz, MY Hearts IDOL" Bennett.
Two-step, King Mills Nantucket
Mills.
Waltz. Evening STAR" Tobani.
Two step, Watermelon Club" Lam
pc.
Waltz, Daisies Won't Tell" owen.
Two step, "St. Edmund" Fillmore.
Waltz. sylvan Dreams" Hildreth.
First extra, two-step, Lucy Anna, -
Bauer.
Second extra. waltz, Merry Wi
dow" Schai.
Intermlssion.
Two-step, THE White Rats" Pryor.
Waltz, Boston" Laimbze.
Two-step "Amina," Liscke.
Waltz. Garden of Dreams" Blanke
Two-step. Jungle Queen" Barnard
Waltz, Dream of Heaven, Bauer.
Two step, Blackberry Bill" Bar
nard.
Waltz, "Our Wedding Day" Tobani.
Extra, Rye waltz.
Extra, "Then Wen All Go Home
Mills.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-06-20
FUNERAL OF JAMES OlDS.

The funeral OF the late James Olds
of the Tamarack. will take place to-
services ut the Tamarack NJ. Il. church
and interment in Lake View. The flu
neral will be under the auspices of
the Knights of the Golden Eagles. Rev.
J. ii. McCune, pastor of the Tamarack
NJ. Il. church, will oficiate. The de-
perior Castle, No. IL of Ishpeming. He
was born and raised in the Hematite
city. coming TO Calumet about nine
years ago.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-06-20
SERIOUS CRIME ALLEGED.

Ralph Harris of Calumet. who was
arrested Friday night, charged with a
statutory offense. the alleged victim
being a young girl, was bound over to
from the court of Justice VIM. Fisher
Saturday afternoon. Harris waived
examination and i'm lieu of bonds,
which were fixed at $1,000, was re-
manded to Jail to await trial. Harris
is married.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-06-20
Y.M.C.A. CAMP CLUB FORMED
AT MEETING SATURDAY NIGHT
Will Roberts is Chosen President.
Will Create Interest In An
nual Camps.
HOLD CAMP AT EAGLE HARB0R

The Y. NJ c. A. Camp club is to be
the name OF a campers organization,
that was brought into being at a pow
WOW of former state and local campers
of the Y. NJ. c. a. Saturday evening i'm
the gym of the local association. The
meeting was well attended, and was
presided over by VIII Roberts.
Officers were elected at the meeting
and the constitution and bylaws OF the
camp adopted. It's first officers are:
President-Wn Roberts.
Vice President-Walter Green.
Secretary treasurer-Arthur Cham
berlain.
The object Of the new club is for the
purpose of promoting interest in both
the state and local camps held yearly
by the Y NJ c. A. IL starts out with
a membership OF between 90 and 80
members, and as many more are eligi-
BILE. an attempt will be made to in
crease the membership. All members
of the association who have previously
attended either the state or local camps
are eligible to join
All members will be required To sign
the constitution before becoming mem
bers. At the conclusion of both the
state and local camps this year. those
attending will be eligible for member
ship i'm the camp club.
Committees are to be appointed al
most Immediately by the president to
take up matters connected with the
state and local camps. and as soon as
named these committees viii begin
work. The local camp will take place
at Eagle Harbor on August 2. and the
campers will be i'm camp until August
10, inclusive.
Competition to Name Camp.
A competition is about to be started
for the purpose of giving the local
camp a permanent name. Each~mem-
Der OF the club will be given slips Of
paper on which will be written what
the member thinks is the most suitable
name for the camp. on June 20 a COM
mittee will examine these slips for the
purpose of deciding on the most appro-
pirate name. A prize is being offered
to the successful competitor. and will
be i'm the nature of cash donation, or
rebate from the regular camp member
ship charges. Following the competi-
tion for n name a similar one is to be
started for a camp yell money dona-
ton to be offered as the prize.
local association to secure permanent
site for a camp at Eagle Harbor as
well as more equipment. boats, etc.
Members and others interested i'm the
association are TO be approached with
"A view To securing funds TO help carry
these schemes out.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-06-20
SAILORS BASEBALL FANS.

Wireless telegraphy Is a good thinr
for the baseball fans on the lakes.
The sailors and passengers who form
erly knew nothing of the busy world
until they arrived i'm port can now
communicate with land at any time
The station at Calumet is every day
besieged with demands for the base
ball results, and the sailors follow the
games very closely.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-06-20

constitutes sufficient evidence of deliv-
cry The sender's post card receipt,
therefore, is unnecessary for that pur-
pose. AS a matter of fact, the sender
in many cases does not desire such a
receipt, and TO that extent an unwar-
ranted expense is now imposed on the
postal service.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-06-20

KNIGHTS OF GOLDEN EAGLE.
There will be special meeting this
evening at the hall at 1880 to make ar
for the funeral of Brother
Thomas Olds. 100
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-06-20
SLEEPING CAR LINE CALUMET
TO ST. IGNACE.

" = -. l1NA0f.
The South Shore have inaugurated
Through Sleeper Tri-Weekly Service
between Calumet and st. Ignace. leav-
ing Copper Country Mondays. Wednes-
days and Fridays and in the opposite
direction leaving St Ignace Tuesdays
Thursdays and Saturdays. 1919
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1910-11-24
YOU TAKE NO RISK
Our Reputation and Money are Back
of This Offer

We pay for all medicine used during
the trial, if our remedy fails to COM
pletiy relieve you of constipation. We
take all the risk. You are not obliga-
ted to us in any way whatever, if you
accept our offer. Could anything be
more fair to you? Is there any reason
why you should hesitate to put our
claims to practical test?
The most scientific, commonsense
treatment is Rexall Orderlies, which
are eaten like candy. They are very
pronounced, gentle and particularly
agreeable in every way. They do not
cause diarrhoea, nausea, fiatulence,
gripping or any inconveniece whatever.
Rexall Orderlies are particularly good
for children, aged and delicate per-
sons.
We urge you to try Rexall Order
lies at our risk. Two sizes, 1Oc and
25c. Remember, you can get Rexall
Remedies in this community only at
our store-The Rexall Store. Charles
Fiesler.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1910-11-24
HELPFUL WORDS
From a Sduk Centre Citizen

Is your back lame and painful?
Does it ache especially after exer-
ton?
Is there a soreness in the kidney
region?
These symptoms indicate weak kid
neys:
There is danger in delay.
Week kidneys fast get weaker.
Give your trouble prompt attention,
Doan's Kidney Pills actj quickly.
They strengthen weak kidneys.
Read this Sank Centre testimony.
Mrs. James Larkins, Grove Lake
Ave-, Sank Centre, Mimi, says: cit is
a pleasure for me to recommend Doan's
Kidney Pills, as l have found them
unequaled for the purposes for which
their use is intended. | would not
think of being without supply of
this remedy in the house"
For sale by all dealers. Price SO
cents, Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-an
take no other.
E. P. Remington.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1910-11-24
OLD SETTLER DIES
Demise of Mrs. ChaS. A. PhiIeS,
at Portland. Oregon, Nov.
Is, of Paralysis

Mrs. VIM. Pangburn received the
news on Tuesday, of the death of Mrs.
Chas. Duane Philes, at Portland, Ore
Nov. Is.
Mr.. and Mrs. Philes were among
the old settlers of Sank Centre, hav-
ing come here soon after the close of
the Civil War. A few years ago they
removed to Swanville, and about a
year ago went to Portland, to be near
their only child, Ella Philes Dimond.
Mrs. Philes was stricken with pa
ralysis on Nov. and lived only one
week, having the use of her voice and
all her mental faculties until within
a few hours of the end, which came
on the evening of the 18th.
Mrs. Philes was an honored AMI
loved member of the B. r. Palmer
Post w. r. G. and was deeply at
tached to all her friends. She was a
faithful member of the Methodist
church of this city, and while living
in Swanville walked with the Congre-
gational church there. She was a
faithful Christian woman and her
many friends deeply mourn her loss.
She was hurried i'm the cemetery at
Portlandson Portland on Friday, Nov.
Is. She leaves husband and one
daughter, six children having pre-
ceeded her into the beyond.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1910-11-24

presidentess of the brainy organiza-
tion came back at him with a crusher
in the form of: "We'll Floor Merry
Man." The Youth subsidized.
"We Fear No Man. looked like the
real thing to young Beau Brummel
who considers himself piece of the
real article with the girls. This is
what he got in reply, all four shout
ing in chorus:
"We're From Near Missouri"
Mr.. Smart Aleck betook himself
elsewhere to think it over. And still
the cabalistic letters are unsolved.
But the four girls are just as nice
and sweet and brainy as ever. What
do you suppose the initials stand fort
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1910-11-24
UPSET STOMACH
Causes Sick Headache, Nervousness,
Dizziness and BiliOuSneSS

Hanson & Emerson guarantee MI
O-NA stomach tablets to cure upset
stomach or any case of indigestion or
money back.
And large box costs but so cents.
There is no remedy on earth so good
for $50 of the ailments of the stom-
ach as the prescription known the
world over as MONA.
MONA stops the misery of dis
tressed stomach in five minutes. 1t
gives instant aid and comfort to sour
or gassy stomachs. 1t stops heart
burn and heaviness instantly.
But MONA stomach tablets do
not stop at relief they are guaranteed
to cure.
And they do cure: and if you could
look through a-few thousands of tes-
timonials that come to us from former
dyspeptics telling of the marvellous
curative value of MONA stomach
tablets you would be just as enthusi-
astic as we are.
If you are out of sorts and the stom.
ach is the cause, get fifty cent box
of MONA today. In "a hours you
will feel more cheerful; in d week the
sunshine will come again into your life;
in two weeks you will be able to eat
anything you want, will sleep peace
fully and will be vigorous and full of
energy.
Don't hesitate to try MONA:
they never disappoi1t. Sometimes the
simplest stomach trouble causes mis-
cry of the entire body. MONA
will set your stomach right in day.
Sold by Hanson & Emerson and drug
gists everywhere.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1910-11-24
4 MERRY MAIDfNS
@ rtette of Sank Centre Girls
Form an Organization
CURIOSITY Is EXCITED
Much Wonderment Expressed as to
What the Initials of Club
Name Stand For
"W. f. n. NJ"

"W. f. n. NJ"
These are the cabalistic letters
which stand for the initials of the
name of club recently organized in
Sank Centre.
The club is composed of four we'll
known. popular, bright, entertaining
and all that sort of thing, young
ladies.
The club meets weekly mot weakly
at the homes of the members, "board-
ing round" as it were.
This delectable quartette, in addi.
ftion to all the adorable qualities men.
toned above, is pretty foxy; the mem.
bers thereof don't propose to let the
dear public in on the secret of Their
club name. What do you suppose
those letters "W. F. N. NJ" stand
/ for, anyway?
1t has been suggested that they
spell "We Four; No More"
That's pretty good, remarked one
| OF UIl6iD, Dun yOu ii low w SNOSS
again"
1--WE Four Neat Maidens" was sug
gested but the suggester was told tc
retire to the extreme rear and take q
seat.
'We Four Noisy Maids" didn't hit
the bullseye but the maids nearly hit
the fellow who made the suggestion
they would have hit him had they
thrown straight, but, you know,
girl never can throw at a mark anC
hit it, and that fellow was sure 9
an "E. z. Mark"
"Who Fears Near Matrimony'
might be true but one of the redoubt
able quartette declined to say that's
the right thing; moreover, they al
say that matrimony, though it may
be approaching at the rate of Halley's
late lamented comet, is not yet Wis
lible to the naked eye.
"We Four'll Never Marry" sounded
well to verdant youth who thought
to bother the maidens a bit, but the
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1910-11-24
Freak Partisan Bed.

One of the furniture dealers Of Paris
Is showing novelty In the form of a
bed. It is to all appearances an ordi.
nary bed, but the weight Of the body
upon 1t sets clockwork in motion, thus
operating a music box which gives
forth soothing melodies. The lullabies
which is plays are supposed to induce
sleep. BY means Of dial at the head
of the bed the person who occupies 1t
fixes an..alarm for the next morning.
This produces, when the hour arrives,
discordant sounds. to which the per-
son in bed must pay heed. because fail
ure to rise within five minutes after
the noise has begun will cause the
bottom of the bed to fall out.