Arizona republican., 1910-01-09
LITTLE JAMES


 GA Serious Doubt Raised as to the Legality of the Removal of Forester Pinchot)
 My Unkel Jon come over to our House before Brekfus an he .asts an sez. What do you think is Agoin' to be the Effeck of this here Sum- mery Firin' of Mister Pinshow?"
 He ain't been Fired yit," Replize my Paw, as you'll Find Out if you reed tn Papers a little Closter. You been Deserved like I was at first by tn Glairin' an Misleedin' Hedlines an whats called in Newspaper Par lance, tn Leed' of tn Story. When that was sent out fun Washington, of course, everybody there thot at Mister Pinshow had Ackshley been Fired; he thot so Hisself.
 But if you'd "a looked on wun of tn Inside Pages of tn Paper you'd "a seen a Small Hum which puts everything in a Diffrunt Lite. A Incompetent Tellygraft Eddyter which ort to be put into Jernalistic Kin dergarten fer awhile didn't think it was of no Importance atall an Ser ried il where it wuddent be seen by Nobody but sich Closte an Intelli- gent Feeders like me. It shoZe at when President Taft Thot at he was firm Mister Pinshow he was Reckenin' without his Hoaste.''
 T never notised it." sez my Unkel Jon. an I Red tn Paper all through. It cuddent "a been in tn wun I got. Le'me see yourn."
 Here it is," Replize my Paw, pintin at STellygraft rum Los An glous which sez 'at tn Forestry So- ciety of Los Anglous had jist met an wired Mister Pinshow at he had its Support. Sez my Paw, If tn Forestry Society of Los Anglous had a Informed President Taft of it's Ackshun he wuddent "a made no sich Brake as tryin' to fire Mister Pin show"
 Whats this here Forestry Society of Los Anglous?" sez my Unkel Jon. T didn't kno they was any. I never seen no Foresses around Los Anglous nowheres'
 That don't make no Diffrunce." Replize my Paw. Los Anglous is always capable of Furnishin' a So- ciety which is a Court of Last Re- sort fer all Mundane Diffrunces of Opinyuns. This here Forestry Soci- ety is jist tn ole War Bord worked over.
 What, You never Heerd of tn Los Anglous War Bord? You ort to go an Reed tn Histry of your Country fer awhile. l don't Spose. of course then. at you ever Heerd of tn War Department or the Cabinet or at we got a Guverment atall,
 Well. tn Packs is this. When this country was in a War with Spane. Los Anglous seen how tn Capitle at Washington was a gittin' things All Balled Up. so it Organized War Bord to take charge of tn Conflick an send tn California Trupes around to places of Gratest Purl.. which was bein' threatened by tn Triumfant Hoastes of Spane. Order was soon Brot out of Chaos. It wasn't months after tn Los Anglous War Bord took a holt be- fore Spane was Conkerd.
 This here War Bord went out of Bizness but it's been Reorgynized i at Diffrunt Times sence then fer tn Ajoodicashun of Things at nobody
  work was accomplish it disbanded agin till they is something else to do. It's been Recognized agin lately 1 under tn Title of tn Forestry So- ciety.'
 You don't 'spoze." sez my Unkel i Jon, "'at President Taft didn't know about this here Los Anglous Forestry ]! Society?'
 "Of Coarse. he knode about it." Replize my Paw. but Mister Pin show made him so mad at he tenn prarily fergot about it"
 This here Los Anglous Orgyniza shun which changes its name like tn Kameelion must be doin' Crate 1 Work sez my Unkel Jon.
 Tt is." Replize my Paw. Tt helps ! too keep People fun Fergettin' at they is any Los Anglous."
 LITTLE JAMES