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The Redwood gazette., 1910-08-17
HUMOROUS QUIPS
Song of the Skirt.


With fingers weary and worn,
With eyellds heavy and red.
"A woman sat In five room fat
Applying her needle and thread.
Stitch, stitch, stitch!
In hutter and clutter begirt,
She sings to the husband who isn't rirh
The song OF the homemade skirt.
"Work, work, work! T
Till feel like could f1y
Work, work, work!
I'm Just q fool to try
IL had model to fit 1t on 4
1t wouldn't be SO bad. &
But trying to fit 1t on oneselra
Enough to drive one mad
Work work, work. ,ass,
Oh, do hand me a pinl
And now I've got It basted up
And seams all taken in.
It's miles too big around the waist, @ss
The cores are all awry;
never can sit down in It;
wish that could diel
Work, work, work.
My labor never flags,
And what are its wages? No style at all
And skirt that always sags
Too short in front, too long behind
And bunchy round the band
Till the heart is sick and the brain be-
nunbed
AS well as the weary hand"
Oh, men with wives who sew
Each one his fate deserves
II homes an endless sewing fest
That gets upon your nerves.
Pay pay, payi
"A few dressmaking bills
If you'd escape the scissors and tape
And sundry sewing Ills.
Rochester Evening Times.
The Redwood gazette., 1910-08-17
What Else Could He Dor

At breakfast recently Andrew Car
negie indulged in piece Of pie. A
diet reformer present demonstrated.
"Why, Mr.. Carnegie" he said, "do
you eat pie"
"Of course" replied the noted phi
lanthropist benignly "What do you do
with itT'-Success Magazine.
The Redwood gazette., 1910-08-17
Frequent Passes.

''Town council met down in the hall
last night" announced the old store
keeper at Bacon Ridge.
"That so?" rejoined the starch drum
mer. did they pass any measures9"
Eyes; a quart measure Of cider was
passed pretty lively all through the
meeting. Chicago News.
The Redwood gazette., 1910-08-17
The I: nd.

Lawyer-The only ground you have
for an absolute separation is
Client What7
Lawyer-The cemetery. - Harper's
Weekly.
The Redwood gazette., 1910-08-17
You Know Them,

SIS that a new hobby he ~ riding7
mo; same old frayed hoss. It's the
new bit and bride that attract at
tention. ATLANTA Constitution.
The Redwood gazette., 1910-08-17
Cruelty 40 Docs.

Had any sausages lateiyT'
''No; the man used to buy them Or
has been arrested for cruelty 20 ami
mails New York Press.
The Redwood gazette., 1910-08-17
Chas. Zimmerman,
Redwood Falls, Mimi.

Manufacturer of High Grade
Cigars. Special brands
made to order.
We also manufacture high
grade cigar clippings and
smokers that appreciate
a good pipe Of natural to-
bacco without artificial
flavoring will call for them
again after they have Civ
en- them a trial.
For sale by all dealers of to-
bacco or you can get them
at the factory.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-11-11
ATTEMPT WAS
MADE TO FLY
over THE CITY
DARING AVIATOR STARTED ON
VOYAGE ACROSS CITY FROM
~ FAIR GROUNDS YESTERDAY
MORNING-VOYAG MAY BE
MADE TODAY, so LOOK OUT
FOR MAN.alRD.

Had it not been for q broken screw
on Nassr's airship, that craft would
have been seen flying over Pensacola
yesterday morning. The flight was
attempted by A. n. (Tony) Nassr. in
his big airship which is giving exhibi.
lions on the Fair grounds. After max.
ing a successful getaway, small
screw in the engine of the craft broke
and the aviator had to abandon the
voyage He alighted at a point near
the colored cemetery, and after rene
dying the defect in his machinery
went back to the Fair grounds under
his own power.
This was disappointment tt
Nassr, as he had planned to make a
fight to the city and back during his
stay here. Another attempt will be
made this morning, weather permit
ting.
At 10 o'clock, one hour earlier thar
the schedule of his morning fight
Nassr took his big craft out of its
canvass shed. The ship was fully in
flated and everything was trim fol-
the voyage. The nose Of the bis
ship was pointed toward the city a:
it rose gradually. At an altitude Of
nearly 300 feet, its propellers were
started and the voyage was begun
Good time was made for q short dis
lance and then the mechanism be
came effected and the voyage had tt
be abandoned.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-11-11
Catarrh is Surely a
Dangerous Disease

Thousands Of people allow. catarrh
to slowly undermine the whole sys.
tenn until 4 serious disease develops
sometimes consumption.
People who have cAtarrh should use
every effort to get rid Of II, but should
above all adopt sensible method.
Stomach dosing. sprays and douches
won't cure catarrh because it 10 a
germ disease. and the germs must be
destroyed before the disease can be
conquered.
HYOMEI is the one sensible cure
for catarrh because it reaches every
fold. crevice and nook in the mucous
membrane and gets where the Germs
are. You breathe HYOMEI and az It
passes over the infiamed membrane
its soothing influence heals the sore
ness and destroys the germs.
i complete HYOMEI outfit costs
$500. This consists Of a bottle OF
HYOMEI and hard rubber inhaler
Pou. few drops Of HYOMEI into
the inhaler and breathe it few min
utes each day, that's all you haze to
do. It is guaranteed by Hannah
Bros and druggists everywhere to
cure catarrh. coughs. colds and sore
throat or money back. Extra bottle
of HYOME1 costs 80 cents. Free
trial sample on request, from Booth S
Hyomef Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-11-11

If you have anything t
sell; if you wish to buy and
thing, advertise in The loud
nails Want Columns.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-11-11
"OH! HOW BAD FEEL y
How People Who General Look Be
This Remark: ooh My Stomach!

Quaker Herb Extract. took 1t home
and in a few days came back to tell
that their little child had expelled
some stomach worms after the very
first dose Of the. Quaker Herb EN-
tract had been given him. and he
says: My wife feels better and my
SELF, have no more bad feeling in
my stomach, and in fact, I feel better
every way. But what pleases me
most of all is to get those worms out
of our children
Now this is the way the Health
Teacher proved what he said. He
told you Quaker Herb Extract would
cure rheumatism, catarrh, kidney,
bladder. stomach or blood troubles,
indigestion, dyspepsia. bilousness
and liver troubles, and would expel
all worms and germs from the sys-
tenn. Call today at Hannah Bros.
Drug Store. II S. Palafox street.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-11-11

Eve one year and over, first Mag
nolia Farm. second, same.
Grade eve, one year and over. first,
c. II. Simpson.
HOGS.
Boar over / year, first, G. II. Simp-
son; second, Magnolia Farm.
Sow over l year, first, Magnolia
Farm; second, G. H. Simpson.
Boar under one year, first, Magnolia
Farm second. same.
Sow under one year, first, Magnolia
Farm; second, same.
Boar, any age, first, c. H. Simpson;
second, Magnolia Farm.
Sow, any age. first, Magnolia Farm
second, G. H. Simpson.
Sow. any age with sucking pigs
first, Magnolia Farm; second, c. RI
Simpson.
SWEEPSTAKES.
Grade SOW, Magnolia Farm.
Boar, any age or breed, c. H. Simp
son; second, Magnolia Farm.
Sow, any age or breed. first, Mag
nolia Farm; second, same.
Duroc Jersey SOW under one year
first, w. p. Dobbins; second, same.
Tamworth boar over one year, first
G. Ryan.
FARM HORSES AND MULES.
Team of farm mules, first, Mag
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-11-11
DAIRY CATTLE.

Bull over one year and under 3,
first, c. H. Simpson.
Bull under l year, first, c. H. Simp.
son.
Cow over years, first. c. II. Simp-
son; second, same.
Cow under 1 year and over 3, first,
c. H. Simpson.
Exhibitors herd, animals, first, c.
H. Simpson.
GRADED BEEF CATTLE.
Steer over years old, first, Mag.
nolia Farm.
Steer under 1 year, nrst, Magnolia
Farm.
Cow over 3 years old, first. Mag.
nolia Farm.
Cow over l and under 3 years, first,
Magnolia Farm.
Heifer calf under 1 year, first, Mag.
nolia Farm.
GRADE DAIRY.
Cow years old, first, o. ". Jeffer.
son.
Best bull, any age, first, r. Ridley.
Cow any age, first, Miss Annie
Budd.
PURE BRED SHEEP.
Best ram one year and over, first
Magnolia Farm; second, c. H. Simp
son.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-11-11

you do not find that he is telling you
is true, he will forfeit one hundred
dollars to any charitable institution
in this city. Now isn't this fair and
honest?
Here is report from Mr.. A. Brown,
Jr., who resides at No. 1903 LaRua
street, who called at the drug store.
He himself has great deal of trouble
with his stomach. which was very an
noying after eating moderately, he
would bloat. belch. have pains. some
times little dizzy, headache. Mr..
Brown also has a wife and children,
who he also said needed something to
clean out their systems. saying they
were feeling rather poorly, and espe.
cially the little baby, years of age.
who was very restless at night,
grating the teeth sometimes would
scream out. wake up almost fright
ened to death, kidneys weak, Mi
Brown procured a treatment OF
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-11-11

gathered together in the course of his
term Of service.
INDUSTRIAL INSTITUTE.
The Pensacola Normal and Indus
trial Institute, colored, has an inter.
esting exhibit upon the fair grounds,
showing the work Of pupils and exem-
plifying the courses taught at the
school. The exhibit is in charge of a
trained industrial worker, under the
general supervision Of Rev. Lewis,
the head of the school. and has at
tracted considerable attention during
the fair. The exhibit is located in a
small tent to the right Of the Univer.
sity of Florida exhibit.
FARMERS INSTITUTE.
The Farmers Institute, which has
been held daily during the fair under
the auspices Of the University Of
Florida, held its last session yesterday
morning. There has been good at.
tendance during the week, and the
results, it is hoped. will be of great
benefit. The exhibit Of the Univer.
sity Of Florida will remain until the
will be glad to discuss any questions
relating to agriculture with anyone
who may be interested.
GOOD LIVE STOCK.
Beautiful fowls. big hogs, pedi9reed
cattle and fine farm horses and mules,
as we'll as some splendid exhibits Of
sheep, are combining to make one Of
the finest poultry and live stock ex-
hibits ever seen in any part Of the
country, and the Interstate Fair Asso-
citation and the Escambia County
Poultry Association have reason to
feel very proud OF the work that they
have done in bringing together these
flne exhibits Of birds and live stock.
In the poultry department there are
some Of the most beautiful birds to be
seen anywhere in the United States,
barring none. and in classes A, B, G
and D of the live stock. which includes
cattle. farm horses and mules, sheep
and hogs. there are displayed a mum
Der of splendid specimens.
The awards in the live stock de-
partment, exclusive of poultry, are as
follows:
HEREFORD CATTLE.
Bull, 3 years OF over, first, Magnolia
Farm
Bull. over 1 year and under 8, FIRST.
Magnolia Farm.
Heifer Calf. under / year, Magnolia
Farm.
SHoRTHoRNS.
Bull, over one year and under 3,
flrst. c. H. Simpson.
Cow. under years, arst, c. H.
Simpson.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-11-11

In many cases the stomach has been
strained by over loading. now the
stomach is Just as easy TO strain as
any other ligament in the human
body, and in many cases OF sore,
weak, rundown stomach. 1t is caused
from overlooking, again it may be
caused from catarrhal affection. as
there 10 about seven cases out of ten
OF stomach, kidney. bladder. indiges'
ton. dyspepsia. trouble that the direct
cause is catarrh in some form who
has been at Hannah Bros. drug store
for the past four weeks, has told you
through the papers that Quaker Herb
Remedies would positively cure these
diseases and the Health Teacher
proved to you beyond a vestige OF
doubt. Now how does the Quaker
Health Teacher prove these things
By giving you the names and adj
dresses of people right here in your
city, who you call on. write, phone, il
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-11-11
The Great Interstate Fair
Now Reaching Its Climax

CONTINUED from First Page)
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-11-11
Manv
Attractions

will prove to be the very !
thing for the person YOU
wish to make happy on
Christmas Day. 1t is onlv|
necessary to look over our
stock in order to find a hand-{
some and appropriate gift for|
persons of any age, size, sexl
or condition. We not ohv1
show a great variety, but wei
show a great variety for al
great variety of persons,
Therefore, we feel warranted
in stating that our assort-|
ment contains everythir
that the gift-maker can pc
sibly desire. Regarding p
ces, we can say that you vi
find them to your satisfal
ton. I
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-11-11

gathered together in the course of his
term Of service.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-11-11
hoosisr Artists Bovine Love.

hoosier Artists Bovine Love.
viii vawter. one OF the colony OF
artists that 10 making Brown county
famous. has a home on one Of the
sunclad hills overlooking Nashville
says the indianapolis News. On the
side Of this hill be graxed his cow
the animal serving to add picturesque
interest to the landscape.
He likes to talk about this COW
to descant on her many amiable quail.
ties. A visitor interested in cows ask
ed whether she was gentle
Gentle" said Mr.. Vawter, enthusi
astically. why. you can milk heI
from either side" Then. with the
candor for which he is noted. he ad
ded, modestly. but no matter from
which side you milk her, YOU cant
get more than a pint OF milk"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-11-11

nolia Farm: second. II. koehler.
Farm mule, first, Magnolia Farm;
second. w. II. ki!bee
Team Of farm horses, mares or geld.
ings, first, w. c. Barrineau.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-11-11
SATIN WAFFLES.
Cocoanut buttermilk, wal.
nut buttercups, fresh. Delic-
ious, pure. The Crystal Phar-
macy.

Knicker-How many will your mo-
tor car hold! Bocker-Five and a
cop.-New York Sum-
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-12-30
CONGRESSIONAL DoINGs.

Senator Lafayette Young Of Iowa
made his maiden speech in the senate.
Incidentally he stepped on the toes OF
his colleague. Senator CUMMING, and
while agreeing that tariff revision was
necessary rsfused to endorse the Cum
minis proposed to amend the rules OF
the senate and house to bring such a
thing to pass In closing he called on
those Republicans pledged to a re-
vision to accomplish all they can by
March 4 and then ito subside with
their agitation and give the country q
rest"
Senator Lorimer of Illinois was
given a clean bill of health by the sub
committee Of the senate committee on
privileges and elections. which inves'
tigated the charges Of bribery made
in connection with his election to sue.
coed Senator Hopkins. The sub.com'
mfttee was a unit in ascertaining that
the evidence did not show that Mr..
Lorimer had been connected with the
alleged distribution Of money to infu.
ence the legislature.
Contending that the present tariff
law imposes excessive duties and that
the country at large demands Its
amendment Senator Cummins of Iowa
delivered a speech in the senate in
advocacy Of such modification Of the
rules as to render 1t possible to
amend an individual provision of the
tariff law without taking up the en-
tire tariff question.
A congressional investigation Of
Theodore Roosevelt's railroad trans
portation expenses while he was presi
dent of the United States is directed
in a resolution introduced by Repre-
sentative Rainey of Illinois, a Demo
crat.
The eighteen pension agencies
throughout the country will be central
ICED in one agency if the senate agrees
to the pension appropriation bill al
passed by the house.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-12-30
CRIMINAL NEWS.

In a battle with a sheriff's posse
and a state militia company following
the shooting of Daniel Courtney, a
prosperous former residing near Yank-
ton, S. D., who, it is said, cannot re-
cover, George R~ossteucher, a dis.
charged hired man, was shot in the
head and MORALLY wounded after a
fusillade of bullets from the men,
bers of Company NJ had riddled the
Courtney home.
John Deitz, his wife and their son
Leslie have won their hard fight to
get more time to prepare themselves
against the charge of murder in the
first degree in connection with the
killing of. Deputy Oscar Harp in the
assault on the Deitz cabin at Cam
eron dam on Oct. s last. Judge Reid,
at Hayward, Wis, has granted a cor
tinuance Of their cases until the March
term of court.
Following a quarrel over the own
ership of a small gray mule Will Ben
efield, John Benefited and White Ben
efield, brothers and we'll to do plant.
ers, engaged in a fight with revolvers
at Hopewell, Ala, and all three were
killed.
United States secret service Off
cials raided the offices of the Capital
Investment company at Chicago as a
bucket shop. The main office and four
of it's branches were visited and pa.
pers and records c~onfiscated.
Earl Ward, thirty years old, who,
it is said, robbed the State bank OF
Paradise, Kan, procuring $4,000, killed
himself when surrounded by a posse
of farmers fourteen miles north of
that place.
Robbers held up Cashier ]. H. Conner
of the Prue State bank at PTue, Okla,
at the point of revolvers, took what
honey was available and escaped.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-12-30
THE DEATH RECORD.

Brigadier General Jared A. Smith,
retired, president of the Cleveland
county building commission, died at
his home in Cleveland after several
months illness. He was a graduate
of West Point and served in the Civil
war in the corps of engineers. Gen.
eral Smith was seventy years of age.
William n. Smith, one of the stur.
diest Portage Ia Prairie (Man.) pho.
neers, is dead. In the early days he
employed :. J.. Hill and Pat Burns,
meat king of Western Canada, as
freighters on a fiat bottom boat on the
Red river.
Congressman Joel Cook of the Ser
ond Pennsylvania district is dead at
Philadelphia. Mr.. Cook was stricken
with apoplexy in Washington and,
failing to s any Improvement, he
was removed to his home in Philadel.
phia.
- Senior Don Anibal Cruz, envoy II
traordiaary and minister pfenipoten-
tiary from Chile to the United States,
was stricken with heart failure at
Washington and died ten minutes la
ter. He was %forty-fiye years of age.
Major John +. Hanson, president Of
the Central Of Georgia railroad and
one of the hest known railroad officials
in the South, is dead at Atlanta, Ca,
of heart failure. HIS death was en-.
tirely unexpected.
B~rigadier General Henry G. Has
brouck, retired, a veteran of the Civil
and Spanish wars, is dead at New
burgh, N. &. He was seventy-two
years Of age.
George B. Johnson, general treas
urer of the Methodist Episcopal
church of the United States, is dead
at Cincinnati. He was seventy-ive
wears old.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-12-30
WASHINGTON NEWS

Currency reform; extension Of the
scope Of the national banking laws, in
the event of no immediate general
changes in the monetary system; civil
service retirements; a customs service
free from practical politics." business
like methods in the daily transactions
Of the government and q general abol-
ttion OF red tape wherever 1t clogs the
wheels Of the governments business
are among the recommendations con.
tanned In the annual report OF Frank.
lin MacVeagh, secretary Of the treas
ury.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-12-30
MISCELLANEOUS NEWS.

The northwest blizzard brought dis
aster to shipping along the Massachu.
sets coast and it is known that four
schooners were wrecked, another was
disabled, one barge foundered and
other barges are adrift and missing.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-12-30
Ireasurer's Notice to Tax
payers for 1910

In pursuance of law, I, A. ]. Danielson, treas
Dskota, hereby notify tho tax payers thereof
raised for zach specific. purpose for the year
1910 are correctly stated in the following table,
showing the number Of mills and tenths OF mills
each city, village. township and school district
Ofsafd county.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-12-30

Precinct No IS
Walter Graham, Inspector and posting
copies OF ballots. ~
W II Gray, Judge ="
J F Brenton, Judge : ~
3 IS Tuition, clerk. NJ
j w Olson, clerk 4 w
J w Olson, returning poll books aud
mileage. = ~
Modern Woodman of America hall rent. s o.
Precinct No 80
Joseph Pacineau. inspector and posting
copies OF ballots. q W
Fred Huber, Judge. 4W
Clair Everett, judge...... 400
Chas. +. Huber, clerk. 90
William Conkling, clerk. 4 90
Clair Everett. return poll
books and mileage..... 10 90
Blue Stone, rental polling
pace w
On motion auditor is instructed
to write to Peter j. Holden to i'll
form Mrs. E. Kvale that the board
is under impression that she is alb
le to care of herself and therefore
cannot expect any:aid from county.
On motion board adjourned to
meet at 2 O'Clock in the afternoon
of the same day.
AFTERNOON SESSION
Board convened pursuant to adj
all members present.
1t was moved, seconded and car
ried to spend the remainder of the
week in examining the records OF
the different county officers.
The board not having completed
their work of examining county re-
cords by Saturday on motion adj
journed to meet Monday afternoon
at 2 O'Clock p. III. Dec. 18th 1910.
MONDAY. DEC. II, 1910.
Board convened pursuant to adj
iournment all the members present.
Board on motion took up the work
of examining county records and
continued said work during official
hours of that day and the next un-
til IL a. III. at which time board on
motion adjourned to meet at two
O'Clock .. m. of the same day.
Board met at 2 o'clock p. m. on
Dec. IL, 1910. All members pres
ent. On motion application of Mrs.
Jane Owens for cancellation of her
, 1909 personal property taxes was
granted as it was proven to the sat
isfaction of the board by affidavit
} and otherwise that she did not pos
sess any property in Mclean coun-
} ty when said assessment was made.
The application Of the Minneap-
oils Threshing Machine Co. for
cancellation of 1909 personal prop
erty taxes was on motion granted
as they did not own the machines
that were assessed to them in the
, village of Underwood in the year
1909.
Quarterly report of justice of the
peace, Otto Olson for the quarter
ending Sept. 80 1910 was on mo-
ton approved by the board.
On motion by commissioner S.
Hanson, duly seconded by commits
sioner L. F. Mahowald which mo-
ton carried: Hans Hultberg was
authorized to draw on the general
county fund $50 to pay charges
of the Swedish National Sanitar-
ium at Denver. Colo. for the care
of Mrs. Ole johnson who is there
taking treatment for tuberculosis.
On motion auditor is instructed
% write to the state examiner e
auesting him to come and make an
examination of county records.
On motion the following bills
were allowed:
John Fisher, damages al
lowed for public road ac-
ross the n. W. / Of sec 19
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-12-30

Delinquent road tax in Civil townships IS, 724.e7
Grand total of all taxes levied for 1910 $22O6. 435, AZ
Total assessed valuation of Mclean county for
the year s., III, ISL 90