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Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

More people are taking Foley's Kidney
Remedy every year.. 1t is considered tile
most effective remedy for all kidney and
bladder troubles that medical science Can
devise. Ftley's Kidney Remedy cor
fects irregularities, builds up the system,
and restores lost vitality. Sold by all
Druggists. 49,
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

G!ashow, Mo Aug, 3, l9O8.-This is
ia certify that less than one bottle Of
Halls Texas Wonder cured ne after
years of suffering. 1t is a sure cure for
kidney, bladder and rheumatism troub-
les. | give this for the benefit Of others.
w. ]. NIVERT.
Implement and Blacksmith Man.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
Baby Hands

will &c, into mischief-often it means a
burn or cut or scald. Apply Billiards.
SNOW Liniment jus, as oon as the acci.
dent happens, and the pain will be re-
lievcd while the wound will heal quickly
and nicely. A sure cure for sprains.
Rheumatism and all pains. Price 25c,
Soc and 81. 90 a bottle. Sold by Globe
Drug Store.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
Hamlet

had melancholy, probably caused ny an
inactive liver. A bad liver makes one
cross and irritable, causes mental and
PHYSICAL depression and may result dis
astrously.
Billiards. Herbine is acknowledged to
be the perfect liver regulator. If you're
blue and out of sorts, get a bottle today.
A positive cure for bilious headache.
Constipation, Chiils and Fever and all
liver complaints. Sold by Globe Drug
Store.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
Sire luoss and Raw Lunss.

Most people know the feeling, and the
miserable state Of i'll health it indicates.
All people should know that Foley's
Honey and Tar. the greatest throat aud
lung remedy. will quickly cure the sore
ness and cough and restore . normal con-
dilion. Ask for Poley's Honey and Tar.
Sold BY all Druggists.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
Six NIGHTS Co.'s You Please Race

How many tired fathers and mothers
in this town enter this race every night
carrying A bsbyl And they wonder what
the matter is. Chances are the child is
starviug-worms are eating all Of its
food. Most children have worms, yours
needn't. Whites Cream Vermifuge will
get rid of the worms and strengthen the
child. Price Is cents per bottle. Sold
by GLOBE Drug Store.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

We once heard Of two girls who were
observation-disclosures because she couldn'i
marry a certain man. and the other be-
cause she did marry him.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
HORSE Coughs, Stuffy Coids.

pains in chest and sore lungs, are sym.
ptoms that quickly develop into a dan
gerous illuess if the cold is not cured.
F'olry's Honey and Tar stops the cough,
heals and eases the congestcd parts. and
brig: quick relief. Sold by all drug
gists.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
Worn Out.

That's the way you feel alb mt the lungs
when you have a hacking cough. lis
foolishness to let it go on and trust to
luck to get over it, when Ballads Iiore.
hound S, rup will stop the coagh and
heal the lungs. Price l5c, soc and s LOO
per bottle. Sold by Globe Drug Store.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
No Change Of Cars

Lagrippe pains that prevade the entire
system, LaGrippe coughs that rack and
strain, are quickly cured by Foley's Hon.
ey and Tar. Is mildly laxative, safe and
certain in results. Sold by all Druggists.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

Unless 1t falls On US, we are never 90.
ing to be gathered up along with the de-
bris of a wrecked aaroplane.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

Every time a woman hears Of a mars
ried man getting in bad she begins to
generate secret suspicious of her husband.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
W. &. I. u. Column.

Through tn. courtesy Of the REPUBLICAN this
.psee is reserved lor the ". c. r. u. II Is edited
by ito representatives, who are responsible for
ali statements which appear in i.s eolunu ms.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

U-watch~o4tis; orSsnis<, 'ucste
Acitste. c T Principles: Total Abstinence,
Prohibition Of the liquor traffic: one standard OF
.norals for men aud Women; iseme protection
S,,ual suffrage. ana the teaching Of Scientific
Temperance In the public schools.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
DIRECTORY.
Trnns oy uOfIpMo ootHT.

TrnRs oy uofbfSo ootHr.
Circuit cosrt-srd lde~dsy In April anS F"a H'r~
DAY In August and Docef1ber.
Probate conrt-fnd Monday In februs' NAY s~
November. and 9Th Nondsy In August.
County cour.-First Monday In fcs'-Ses. May
August and November.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
Fo1eys
Pills
What They Will Do for You

What They Will Do for You
They will cure your backache.
strengthen your Kidneys, cora
rect urinary Irregularities, build
up the worn out tissues, and
eliminate the excess uric acid
that causes rheumatism. Pre-
vent Bright's Disease and Din
bates. and restore health ard
strength. Refuse substitutes.
SOLD by ALL DRUGGISTS
1t doesn't take man long to become
used to making n fool of himsslf.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

II woman is a good houskeeper, her
house is always clean, but never clean
enough to suit her,
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

You will succeed in life If you resis
doing things you know you shouldn't do
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

Occasionally a girl discovers that the
young man after her own heart isn't af-
ter /, a, alt.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

There is always something wrong. If a
man ate as little as The health authorities
Az he should his wife would worry her.
sell 10 death.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
Took All Hts Money.

Often all a man earns goes to doctors
or for medicines, to cure a Stomach,
Liver or Kidney trouble that DIR. Kings
New Life Pills would quickly cure at
slight cost. Best for Dyspepsia, Indiges.
ton, Biliousness, Constipation, Jaundice,
Malaria and Debility. 25c at Munteel
Drug Co.
When a man says, That's all right,
but" he means that 1T isn't all righ,
by a long shot.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

Regular meetings OF city council every Isl w" ~"
MSeuss nights
soc,rTrgs.
4, M.--vsrsaIios Ioige. No. III. regular
communication the lat and srd Frlda, niktts earn
month. visiting brethren invited and !~cvrdi.iis
welcomsd,
ELvyn PKIcIt. W. N.
WAY WrrTEs. Secretary.
v~KRsAiLLKs ROYAL ARCH CHhPTHk8 No. Ia
Meets ex.rv ,ud Ir;d,v n;y,a In -sc,N month
.,,,,o ,rs...- ...,,,.
A. l.. Ross, J..
JAS. N. cLrpron. Secretary.
10. O. F.-ver.ai,,os Lodge. No. as1. rogHlS
meetings every Tuesday night.
E.0 ADAas. n. Oh
A. Poppnl, Secretary.
r.. of P.-vors.iics Lodge, No. TO-. meets eve ~
Thursday night. W. W. KIsLocu, G. q. Y
Z. v. uUD.os. X. Of R.A s.
X. n. A.-vcrnin.s Camp, No. 2a?, meets the
and and 4th Friday nights In each month.
I. n. ScuassHr, Clerk. Kn.pp, Consul.
yerssillex Co,up Nc. sos ROYAL Nr:ehbor, Of
America. meets every i,t and ,rt Friday
u;yh,. l., .a.,, ,,,,,, =, oddt.,,o,, uau
N,. r. , ~, n,,r,, n,oc,.
u,s.,., g.. v....,..
-
rW, z. CURTIS. sscbcm.
G. v. N. HUDSON G. Of X.
W. o. w.-versailles Camp. Mo. az. meets
every LIST and 5rd Monday nights ia ca n month.
\. PuPrEa, G.. Nj.
JHhHs DvDLey, Clerk,
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-08-30
THE HARMONIZING EFFECT
OF A GOOD LICKING

the effect the republican the result will
by party
primary would entrench power by
November The awrt faction cannot submit itself to the opposition
viii not to the conditions Of stawart leadership barring
republican party wider than
peaeh McGovern which thing means
Fachd the nomination obte half
breed ndose him by his vote but must be placed the democratic
o a O noPng h
carry running coming
impossible that the opposing faction defeat at
practices tG5
If MoGoegn should receive plurality and become the republican
burnish up knuck carving will
duty razoredge steel while the ubant
aposate than Bob LaFoee hates letting political office
Should plurality the primary bitter would
the feeling that not ardent option men Would
LaFoe followers opposed county option would cut him
Option and the Frankenen of the political ro would his
John Strange and runuingthey
will receive their reward some future biographical note as having
Another deep long the
the small at the primary and the votes of some 5
a his @ followers for with Bobs Of not having
the primary his desires the past there
little hope of the sawar element in the to
the primary the result would have been otherwise
efforts of the factions candidates adopt party
0 that front e p OF aR4G there n and
which the republican himself that
that
good for the republican this
acting that conviction and hope vote the demo
cratic ticket
What good democratic victory this fall
N the republican party2
would restoring
eliminating the oopovions of
there dSorgane
enthusiastic agtato alike of the
the teachings history and selfish
viii
The democratic be looked to with confidence
opportunity of assuming the responsibility of placing back
the where belongs the means of selecting
candidates office that will OF and o
factions aud qu under seonsttuted leaders
fight the differences existing the
delegates of the rank and file
opportunity conference and adjuand fight
platform declaration
the
which they accountable the
the blind need they hear the
candidates for public office and there
the better things politically demo
conditions that will the
gather and together and with the decks
intelligent would favor humiliation of
patriotic republican desires that the
both need each
troubles republican
conditions the republican reached
with good thunderous crashes and flashes
father child
for inhcng well merted punishment The democratic ticket
the republican
needs the of the democratic party as the best means "
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-08-30
.LAFOLLETTE AND REFORM.

The se5y end Of the Josr PRMARY
1s hf ana It
@ aa for printing and circulating this ter
appointed apostle of areal and truly reforms
often and gIby hurled flashing eye waving
and ponder the typewriter of this
a. The I brass idol Of the pes clearly shown in his colors
pour the troubled Of h m w %
content to merely quote few extracts of this valuable report
probably % attempt and o e in the o
but & M ne ms a a 5
traitor @e political oork demanded By h and performed By state officials and
while the work done and the incurred officials
candidate systems are open the sever criticism and are
and a reflection upon the good Of
system OF using state employees to WORK politics in behalf Of
tG s6t during n the
the affairs of state Such practices debauch the public
the sc Of P f6em political vA'sA subject to
the Ou TG ee nar o that Hn
work the state done on behalf the administration conducted
state oas state empes and game wadens many Of o1 e
on % a'' and Of @ g So@ o baIsd fb POLITICS
on political at the the
they
used & tena the teTony SHOWS hat Gogo hadG
o that he caused the appointment Of depu state game
ability districts to secure the election delegates
during political that their times was
a ai diem hed @
that Governor IaFes approved the expense pos slicf made possible
to pay such services o the public treasury
large political the ecto" dat as he thought fit members
of the legislature.
he testimony dscloses that
Grant the elections
swing the delegates favor OF Mr. j. Blaine then candidate
gress The time and expenses Of these state employees charged to the
approved by Governor LaF0e and paid the public treasury In
this connection of the witnesses to the question: How
Blaine
congress- replied think the
them Another witness testified that employees
leaving Grant county the This
Governor LaFoee strenuouy advocating
for the state of Wisconsin"
Many the oardens employed under the LaFOlHe administration
| testified that their chief Work POLITICAL"
During the LaFoette according to the testimony
attempt
of the
paign"
THE whole of the testimony
ca situation the influence
political hreng employed the states expense his
political bidding"
There really nothing these for those who have
watched this guibty
pe"GoFs pOr'bu there
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-08-30
Her Goodby.

She was one of those very gushing,
ELUSIVE ladies who occasionally infest
newspaper offices. and she had been
admitted into the sanctum of the man
aging editor Of the paper on which
Homer Davenport was cartoonist, re-
cites the Saturday Evening Post Mr..
Davenport was In the room at the
time. When the time came for her de-
parture she first grasped the hand of
the managing editor. saying. "Goodby.
Mr. Niles. goodby"
Then. turning to the assistant man
aging editor. she also shook him eff.
fusively by the hand. exclaiming,
"Goodby. Mr.. Bliss. goodby"
Davenport came next. There was
no escape for him. Dear Mr.. Daven-
port, goodby" she cried with all the
delicate shading of tragedy queen.
There was silence for a moment aft
er she had gone. Then Davenport
found his voice. Where Is sAe go
ing?" he asked.
up to Einety-third street." replied
the assistant managing editor
Suffering cats" drawled Daven.
port. What should have happened II
she had been going to One Hundred
and Twenty-ffth streetY'
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-08-30
A MARTYR 10 Art.

(which tooth?" inquired the man Of
forceps grimly.
ANY one you ike" responded the
victim calmly. 80 long as It's front
one"
Bur began the astounded dentist.
Hurry up" tbundered the visitor.
With bleeding heart the operator
hitehed bis forceps on to bit Of abb
solutely sound ivory. dragged his pa
tent three times around the room
and
Hey. presto smiled the dentist.
tits out. But will you be so good as
TO tell me why Oh earth you wanted a
sound tooth exrracted?"
by all meanih." responded the pa
s!ent. You thee I'm an actor. and !
have to take a part where the thpeak-
err lithpth At dr1ht ! couldn't mathter
IT. but now I'm rhure it'll be shfmply
thcreaming tbucthethr'
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-08-30
The Ever Active Brain.

The question. Does the brain ever
rest?" would seem to be answerable
only in the negative. Unconscious
cerebration appears to be necessary
concomitant of the powers Of intellect,
and during sleep. whether we remem-
Der 1t or not. we are always dream
ing OF course. during waking time
we are perpetually thinking, thinking,
thinking-not always logically and de-
nberately. but. all the same. thinking.
Dream is the thought Of the sleep
time, when reason is out of the game,
and the fancy. or imagination, has the
reins. with nothing to hold her back.
We take many a trip under her guild
ance that we axe unable to recall when
size has resigned the reins into the
hands Of reason. Awake or asleep, We
are always busy. The mind never
rests.-New York American.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-08-30
She Handed II Back.

A noted doctor believes in training
children to reason for themselves, and
this policy be carries out with his own
child. little girl of eight. and he tells
a story in connection with her with
great glee.
my dear" he said to her. II saw
something today that ! hope l shall
never be panied to hear Of you doing"
What was that, papa?" the daugh-
ter asked
81 saw little Mary Goodgirl stick her
tongue out at man today"
The child. evidently thinking that 1t
was an occasion to tell OF the faults
of the other girl, said:
Papa, sew Mary
The doctor interrupted and told the
child she must not gossip and If she
knew anything that was not nice about
anybody she must keep 1t to herself
The child looked at her father and
then said quickly:
"Well. papa, why did you tell me
about Mary?"
The physician was so surprised he
could not answer.-Philadelphia Times.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-08-30
His ONLY Blemish.

When the pious looking lady entered
the London birdshop and stated her
need of a talking parrot the proprietor
''reckoned ed got the VERY thing the
lady wanted" Course. ma'am," he
said, you don't want vulgar bird
This ere one. now, was brought over
by missionary. Talks like regular
'ymn book. e does. | wouldn't let i'm
go If didn't think you'd give i'm a re-
spectacle 'ome Thirty-fve shillings
that bird. ma'am."
You'll soon know" screeched Pol
ly. You'll soon know"
Dear me. How quaint gushed the
lady, and 35 shillings changed hands.
what does he mean by you'll soon
know l wonder"
Its is only blemish. ma'am,"
smiled the birdshop man. les got
it into is 'ead that every ones woh-
derful anxious to find out wot mis-
sionary SEE when e its is thumb with
q 'ammer"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-08-30

THE PILOT today contains a sup
plement which should be carefully
read. 1t will help you to MAKE p
your mind for whom to cast your
votes for U. S. Senator on the dem
ocratic ticket at the primaries.
Congressman Charles H. Weisse, of
Sheboygan, has been conspicuously
before the public for many years
and has a reputation for doing
things. He has been successful in
business and in politics. Some
have tried to assail him because he
became a candidate against Burt
Williams of Ashland for U. S. Sen
ator. Just why he should not have
that right, only those who are ap-
posed to the interests of the demo
cratic party, seem to understand,
Mr.. Weisse should receive a large
vote in Mara thon county.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-08-30
handiea pped.

Englishmen use their hands compare
lively little in conversation. but French
men use them a good deal. Quantity
enough, Parisians have a very keen
sense OF the exaggerated way In which
the southern Frenchman and the ItaL
ian help on what they have 10 say
with their hands. and this accounts
for the following story:
An Italian railway thief was caught
redhanded In the train, handcuffed and
brought TO Paris. As be was walking
out Of the Care de Lyon between two
detectives a friend met him
-Hellor' be said. Where have you
been this long time. and how are your
The prisoner looked at him pathet-
ically and shook his head
whats the matter?" said bis friend
"Have you been stricken dumb?
The prisoner raised bis handcufed
hands VERY nearly" be said-Lon-
don NJ. A. p.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-08-30
ANY Counsction2

In looking over our exchanges
yesterday we ran across that which
is clipped and published below. We
could not help but read it over sew
eral times, and then we got to
thinking about that government
experimental plant which is to be
established in Wausau and men
toned in another column of this
issue, and we decided that the clip
ping might interest some of our re-
publican readers. Here it is:
Not wishing to bear the expense
itself, the paper trust had congress
make appropriations out of the
public treasury to experiment with
other woods and material than those
now used to make paper. This is to
be done in the mills of the trust.
The government cannot do things
as we'll as private enterprise, don't
you know But it can and does
things better, and this is admission
of the fact. Why should the public
pay for the experiments for the
benefit of the trust to make it more
profits? Why not the government
build and own its own mills and
furnish the paper to the trade, put
ting such profits, if any, in the pub
lie treasury? Why should public
money be used to enrich an already
abnormally rich trust that has been
causing the government trouble for
years by its lawless course of ex-
ploitation2 The trust knows that
the people are as little children,
and that it can take money out of
their pockets to experiment with,
and they will never know. 1t is SO
easy to rob fools and children.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-08-30
R.oinnino of IN. Germ Theory.

Agostino Bassi, country doctor In
the north OF Italy, early In the last
century was the starter of the germ
theory of disease. At that time pc
culiar disease was killing the silk
worms, bringing ruin to the whole silk
country OF Italy. Bassi, by the micro
scope. discovered the germ which is
the cause of the disease. The germ
later was named Botritis bassiana.
Bassi believed and stated that human
diseases were also caused by germs.
Bassi's work was sneered at and pooh
poohed by his fellow men and physi-
clans, and he failed to make lasting
impression, thereby losing great glory
for Italia.-New York Press.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-08-30
The Orkney Islands.

''The member from the 0rkneys" is
the only man III the British house of
commons who can say he sits for 200
islands. Only sixty of the islands are
inhabited. but the constituency EN-
braces more than 60.ooo people.
The Orkneys were once given by
Norway TO England as security for a
queens dover and never redeemed. In
the islands the voters must go TO the
polls by boats. and In some cases the
distance to be travelled is eight miles.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-08-30

An excited citizen burst frantically
into the police station. MY LIES in
danger" be cried. 1--WE just received
a threatening letter from the Black
Hand, and want a permit to carry
weapon"
"AIl right. SIR" replied the captain.
"Tn give you a permit to carry a fan
that's the weapon you need: some
thing that will keep you cool."-Chi
cago News.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-08-30

The lethargy Of mind which Is the
mental habit Of the Turkish soldier
the personal expression of fatalisna-is
a most valuable quality in it's way, for
Ii means that its possessor Is always
cool and collected. grumbles little and
has marvellous endurance. 1t is alien
to all forms Of panic. just as it Is alien
TO a conspicuous elan. If the Turkish
soldier never goes very fast. be never
goes very slow Except by the best
trained or most dashing troops be Is
bad TO beat London Spectator
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-08-30
The Serpent's Venom.

A physician while talking with q
group of friends remarked: 1T is COM
mon to hear people speak about pol
sonous serpents. Serpents are never
poisonous; they are venomous. A
poison cannot be taken internally with
out bad effects; venom can. Venoms
to be effective have to be injected dt-
rectly into the circulation. and this Is
the manner In which the snake kills.
Their venom taken internally is in
pocuonSV
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-08-30
What She Missed,

Six-year-old Ruth was very unhappy
because one Of her many wants had
been denied Her papa was giving her
a lecture and said. You have every
thing that most little girls have, and
don't think there is another little girl
in town has more than you"
"Oh, yes" said Ruth. Alice has"
What has she that you have notY'
said papa.
"Well, | guess she had ride to her
grandma's funeral"-Exchange.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-08-30
An Odd ApoIooy,

This is the classic apology of 9 cele-
brated statesman Of the last genera
ton: "Mr Speaker. in the heat of de
bate stated that the right honorable
gentleman opposite was a dishonest
and unprincipled adventurer. l have
now, In a calmer moment, to state that
| am sorry for It."
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-08-30
Efnxt Aid

Now" said the professor, suppose
you had been called TO see a patient
with hysterics-some one, for instance.
who had started laughing and found
It impossible to stop-what is the first
thing you would do?'
"Amputste his funny BONE" prompt
ly replied the new student-Houston
Post
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1910-08-30

Hon. A. ScHMITZ of Milwaukee,
candidate for Governor on the
democratic ticket, before the prim-
aries, will deliver an address at
Merrill on Thursday afternoon, at
the county fair.