Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-05-27

How would you like to take part
IN a cantata?" "I'd jump at the
cnants' louisville Courier-Journal.
Arulst-Jes good thing to hunger
TOT fame. Model-Yes, for IL Won don't
get the fame you're sure to get the
hunger! ~ '
Bhl-Did you ever try my doctor?
Jan-Oh. yes; don't you remember
"nen was sick for such a long timer
-Yonkers Statesman.
Can you tell me how can keen a
maidT Madame, you are in the
wrong place. The embalmer's is next
door."-Buffalo Express.
:! can recommend this horse, sir"
said a dealer, "as strong, sound ami
maj 1t must be-" agreed the Gus.
TONER TO have attained its present
age!"
"Lottie, what would you do If Won
work up some night and found burg.
lar In your room?" "If he was hunt.
ing for money I'd get up and help him
hunt."-Life.
Father-You are marrying NV
daughter for love, you say? But she
get $4,000 marks dowry. Suitor-Well.
that can't be avoided, can it? File
gende Batter.
"Impatience," said Uncle Eben. "is
g1nerally de feelin' you has when YOU
wants somebody else to hurry an make
up fob de time you's been wastin'."-
Washington Star.
Father-What! You want to marry
my daughter? Why, sir, you can't
support her. I can hardly do It my
self. Suitor (blankly)-C-can't we
chip in together?
Gentleman (hiring valet)-Then I
understand you to have some knowl.
edge OF hardening. You've cut hair, of
and on? Applicant-Off sir, but never
on.-Boston Standard.
HE lives on the fat of the land"
said man to friend, indicating a
passer-by in the street what bust
ness is he in?" Hes the proprietor
of an anti-fat remedy"
why, Henry! How does it happen
; that you can't spell even the simplest
words?" Il can't spell 'em if they
amt in our spellin' book, can I?"-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Here's remarkable gold coin
want to show you, old man." "Eh?
This is an ordinary half-eagle. What's
remarkable about it?" ut belongs to
me."-Boston Transcript.
Mrs. Hutton-We are organizing a
piano club, Mr.. Flatleigh Will you
join us? Flatleigh-With pleasure.
Mrs. Hutton. What pianist do you
propose to club frst?-Nt-Bits.
Knicker-What's Smiths idea Of
himself? Bocker-He doesn't think
anybody else can do thing he can do,
and he doesn't think anybody else can
do thing he can't do.-Puck.
The father-Did mamma punish you
to-day, Tommie? The boy-Yes, sir.
What did she do?" MADE me stay
in the house while she was taking her
singing lesson."-Yonkers Statesman.
WlSWdS- WHdIy IOSCSI 0OA JOu
D know a girl never marries the fellow
D who sends her flowers? Oldbaeh-
Sure I do. That's why l always try
to keep on the safe slde.-Philadelphia
= Record.
e Sunferer-Doctor, don't you think
Z. that a change to a warmer climate
would do me good? Specialist-Good
gracious, man! That's just what
am trying to save you from!-New
= York Times.
Tommie was about TO have a chill
dren's party. Mother" he said
:. thouehtfully, at won't look we'll for
: me to be surfing myself when those
other children are here. How VIII II
be II I eat my share before they conner
1. $50 whom Bella rejected Jack, he
went Immediately and proposed To
2 MAud?" yves; but that wasn't the
best Of Il. What do you think3 He
gave Maud an order on Bella for the
engagement ring."-Boston Tran
script.
did you ever have appendiCitisT
said the insurance man. WELL
answered the skeptic, II was operated
\ on. But 1 never felt sure whether II
| was a case of appendicitis or a case
| Of professional curosity.-Washing
ton Star.
"some men are so queer" "And you
ara going to tell me of one particularly
] ruaer one" eyes. It's Mr.. Barberton
= His wife used to beg him for nickel'
= and dimes, and now he's cheerfuily
6 paying her a hundred week LOT all
! mony."-Cleveland Plain Dealer
"I hope you will be interested IN
wonder gentleman" said the hostess
II have assigned him to take you gu,
~ dinner" 81 shall be-" responded
The Iady addressed. THAT gentleman
was formerly my husband and mes Do
hind with his alimOny. "-WashingtOn
ID. c. Herald.
yVoggs-You seem to be very prouo
of your youngest son. He must Do
varv remarkable youth. Boggs-He is
Iudsing from the papers, think ne
- the only 12-year-old boy in the coun
trv who hasn't invented a perfect "il !,
AS euh-marine boat, OF