Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-18

spleIiuiu health. The contrast between
the appearance of the two emperors
was generally noticed. or the two the
Emperor Francis Joseph seemed almost
the younger and certainly the less pre-
occupied Francis Joseph is over so,
while William Is over 50.
JUST FOR FUN
Prccaution.
He-If you love me, why did you at
first refuse me?
Shell wanted to see what you would
do.
He-But might have rushed OF
without waiting for an explanation.
She-I had the door locked.-Ex.
Also Earthquakes and Tidal Waves.
Wife Cat breakfast)-I want to do
some shopping today, dear, II the
weather is favorable. What does the
paper say? rs
Husbnnd-Rain. hall, thunder and
Boston Transcript
To the Point
What would you-nw-suggest as a
name for my new yacht?"
why. II seems to me the Floating
Debt would be appropr;ate."-M. A. 7.
a Business View.
She-What did father say?
He-He favors a short engagement II
he has to support you and n long en-
ga gement II he has to support me-
Judge. 5
\ Allowances.
wives should mako allowances for
their husbands" said the observant
woman.
Yes" replied the New York man;
land they ought to be more than $50
a month."--Washington Star. s5
An Admission.
]. F ], ed, proposed to Miss Dins ds',
Ioc-Don't believe I know her. Is she
we'll off?
Frcd-Yes, 1 guess So She refused
me.-Chicago News.
In the Confusion.
When landslides start, the wise ones
@ say.
They're very hard to stop. q Re RI
E'cn they who start them cannot say
Just who Will be on top.
Crcdulous.
Hojax-You say Dixmythc has n sub
lime faith in humanity? 54 ,g5
Tomdlx-He certainly has. Why. no
even believes that his wifc believes
everything he tells her.--Chicago News.
Genuine. "a
He-That's n queer-looking rocking
chair.
He9Ah. indeed! One Of the original
plymouth Rockers, as it wcre,-chl-
cago News. t i.
..All tho world loves lover"
$50 I've heard"
"But why?"
because everybody enjoys a joke
Cleveland Leader
What was the trouble between Swim
ton and his wife? Was 1t his fault or
hers that they were unable to get along
together?"s t3t III.
ITS rather hard to decide. 1t ap-s
pears that whenever one of them had
an Irresistible Impulse the other had all
unalterabo cction.'-Chicago Rec
ord Herald. s3. IA
What did your husband think OF
your crullers?' asked the cooking
school teachers,
HE was very much Interested" re-
piled young Mrs Torkins. He says
that il I can only mako them large
ting down his automobile tire BILLS
washington Star.
"rlle horse show opens soon."ts
Going to exhibit? p
Two daughters and one WIFE
Puck.
Batterson-Yes; or. rather, In a loop
Feel It Tightening around you, don't
you p Chicago Tribune. & & .s
isn't It strange how some men can
attract women? Look for instance, ut
'.Yes; he certainly did mako them
lose their Observation-Disclosures American.
IA physician says that there Is no \
such thing as taking cold !" Which re-
minds one Of the old saw that you don't
take car. hut that tho chr ia lees you. z
Buffalo Express. X 81 5
81 used to think she was Q perfect
poem" H;
.i.8..sWeIl. Isn't she z" Il Il e
mo: she's not a poem at ALL
why not 2" # .t5tE
"she has been snapped up and mar
gried by a magazine editor. FL Houston
Post & V Ks a e e ~ u " Il B (
AZ believe in calling a spade a SPADE"
said the emphatic person.
5,,That' 8 right. friend replied Bronco
Bob. There was q man who nearly
lost his life here by gettin' into q game
an. 5tryin' to call q spade q club. " -
iNNashtngton Star. u &
"see here said tia Judge to the gar