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The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-01-28
A New Comet.

Without warning there appeared on
the western horizon just before dusk,
Saturday evening, spectacle such as
none at Douglas. Ariz.. had ever wit
messed. 1t was magnificent comet,
or having all the appearances of one,
with corona and a great tail forming a
picture witnesses never will forget.
The word was quickly passed about
and soon the whole county was out
viewing the beautiful spectacle.
At first it was supposed that it was
Halley's comet, but word from Prof.
Douglass, astronomer of the State
Univei sity at Tucson. is that the
stranger is distinct from Halley's.
The same word also came from Flag.
stat University in Northern Arizona
Douglas is about 400 feet above the
sea and with wonderfully clear at
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-01-28
Our County Poet.

The rose that smells the sweetest
is the first to fade; the boy who runs
the swiftest is the one to soonest Jade.
The brightest of the evenings has
the gloomiest dawns; the man who
buys the biggest yards must NOW the
biggest lawn. The apple that is larg-
est has the latest worm of all: the
fellow who gets on in life is always
full of gall. The soup that looks the
cleanest is the first to show the flies /:
the fellow who would sell the goods
must pay to advertise. The hen that
lays the biggest egg will be the first
TO set and the things we all banker
for are the last of all we get. The
Simplest thing is always best, and yet
we pass It by to monkey with the tin
8 things that catch and fool the. eye. =
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-01-28
Back to the Farm.

Daniel G. Reid, one of New York s
multi millionaires, who began on $3 a
week salary, and who is now one OF
the big men in the United States steel
corporation and power in many other
big industrial enterprises, discussing
the question which is now agltatlng
the wage earners of this counrty-the
advance cost of living and its remedy
said:
"The trouble with this country is
that a lot more people in this country
fought to go back to real work-they
ough: to go TO farming.
"Now the farmer is the man we
have to go back to every time. he IS
the fellow who is responsible tor the
real wealth of the country. He gets
81. O5 for wheat; So for hog-if it's a
good hog-S20 ton for hay; barley
and corn in proportion, and eggs-you
know hat eggs are worth just now!
''Well. ten or eleven years ago the
farmers in the Middle West were all
carrying mortgages on their property.
Today the same men are riding around
the country in automobiles. They have
paid off the mortgages and have money
in the bank.
more men ought to be farmers.
More men ought to go back to the soil
back to real work.
Take these little towns in the Mid
die West. You will lind they have fif-
teen or twenty churches to support,
when four or five would do every bit as
well, and, in plenty of cases. you will
find that those preachers would make
ont hetter as farmers
1.-The same thing is true in most of
the professions. It's sort of family
pride to train boy to be lawyer or
a preacher, when he ought to De train
ed to work.
There is still plenty of land and
every foot of it shold be made to bear
its crop.
"Out in my country-in Indiana
here the farmers are thickly settled,
have noticed that there is always a
strip of land near the fences which is
not even plowed. That's a mistake.
at would be an object lesson to
some of our farmers if they would
take a TIP to Europe and see the way
they make every inch of land bear its
crop.
1.-THE farmer is prosperous. This is
one class which has been bettered by
the advance of recent years. The
clerks used to get $50 to $50 month.
Sometimes one CT them would reach
81, 900 year. These salaries have not
been raised. They are about where
they were ten or fifteen years ago."
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-01-28
How's This.

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re.
gard for any case of catarrh that can
not be cured ~ Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo o.
We the undersigned have known F.
j. Cheney for the last Is years, anc
believe him perfectly honorable in al
business transactions and financially
able to carry out all business obliga-
tons made by his firm.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, D.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter.
nally, acting internally, acting direct
ly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system. Testimonials sent free.
Price Is cents per bottle. Sold by all
druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-01-28
Two Sets OF Officers.

Germantown, MASON county, is in a
predicament as to just how the town
will secure officials for the ensuing
year. Its.seems that at the last election
no tickets were placed on the ballot.
1T was intended that when the time
came that the citizens would get to-
gether and request the outgoing Coun--
ty Judge to name the same When
the time came the Republicans sent in
list nf names, from which the selec-
tons were made. without supsicion.
When the trick a discovered another
list was made out and the case take n
before .the newly installed County
Judge, who made another selection.
Thus the town now has two sets of
officials. and the matter promises to
get IN the courts.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-01-28
Are Passing Away.

The gold dollar in the United States
has practically gone out of circulation
and now il is rumored that the silver
dollar 10 likely to follow it at least to
some extent into it's innocuous desue-
tude. The reason for this seems to be
simply that the government has ceased
its practice Of paving the expressage
on shipments.of silver dollars. Banks,
therefore. prefer the currency, which
is so much lighter, and Sin many Sec
ton of the country in greater demand
at their " iDdOws.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-01-28
Due to Extravaeant Women.

High prices of foods are due as much
to the extravaganza of American wom-
en- who have the spending of the wages
of American workingmen as to the
avarice of monopolies, according to E.
P. Ripley. president of the AtchisoB.
Topeka and Santa Fe railroad. who is
spending the winter at Santa Barbara.
Cal.
General increases of wages and the
rapid increase of money in circulation
are among the causes CT high prices, -
said Mr.. Ripley. but extravaganza is
the paramount cause. Most housewives
will pay three to four times as much
for food done up in fancy pact ages as
they will for the same foods without
the frills.'
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-01-28
Premonition Came True.

Il guess | shall come back in cof-
fin, was the remark of Arthur Goebel
to A. c. Gilligan, president of the
Cincinnati and Suburban Delivery
Company, as he left the Burnet House
seven weeks ago, to accompany his
brother. Justus, On trip to Arizona,
where his friends expected him to re-
gain his failing health. Gilligan, who
is an intimate friend of Goebel, en-
deavored to cheer him, but be again
remarked as he left the hotel Good
bye. Next time you see me it will be
in coffin"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-01-28
First Bill to Pass.

The first bill to pass either legisla-
tive body this session was Senator C.
M. Thomas indeterminate sentence
bill. which provides that except in CAPT.
tai punishment cases, the circuit Judge
shall fix the length of convicted
mans sen ence. 1t passed the Senate
q to 5, and will now go to the House.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-01-28
Satisfaction Guaranteed.

Cleaning pressing and repairing on
all kinds. Home phone 585. Work
done on short notice. Satisfaction
guaranteed. Dry cleaning is our
speciality. THOMAS BROS.
704 Main street.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-01-28
Liver Trouble
Remedy Free

Any intelligent person can be his
own doctor i'll the ordinary case of
liver trouble, for the symptoms can
not be mistaken. If the white of the
eye becomes yellowish, if the skin be-
comes sallow, if pimples and blotches
appear, if the bowels do not move, if
you have sick headache, if you are
bilious, you may be sure that your
liver is torpid or inactive.
The quIckeSt@-and sureSt remedy yet
found for the cure of liver trouble or any
Of its symptoms is DR.. Caldwell's Syrup
Pepsin. the great herb laxative compound
This wonderful remedy is not only a laxa-
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the flow of gastric juice, thereby soon
enabling the liver to do it's work natur-
ally. A bottle of this great liver remedy
can be bought of any druggist for SO
cents or 81, and in many cases a single
bottle has cured a chronic case.
For example, John w. Lee, GIG S. Penn
sylvania ave-, indianapolis, Ind, had
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1aundice, ETC.. and it cured him. Mrs. B.
F1inchum, Jackson. KY. says the same
of 1t. Thousands Of families keep It in
the house against just such an emer-
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In order to have you or any other suf-
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how pleasant it is to take, how gently it
works. 1T will start you on the cure of
your trouble and convince you that you
have found cure. That is the object of
the sample, and the doctor urges you to
send for II TODAY
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-03-27

knuckles. Both heroes uprise.
"kid Oyama Of Nagasaki!' re
nounce Hon. Umpire with points. And
Mike Kelley of Ore4on''
Shouting confused by Whistles 81
Iences. Bell toll once from platform Y
both them Hon. Fights approach to
each other with pillows raised on the
ends of their arms. Sakes Of land.
tuch a scene what | seen,
Hon. Japan slap both wrists in djrtc
ton of Hon. Ireland which respond
with slight two-step & mean jounce on
cheek Of Oyama when he were not ex-
pccting it. All. such sportive signals
then from Nagasaki child who do pin
wheel gymnastus with arms x stamps
from angry rage. Hon Ireland oh
serve this for timid fear x make re
treating. Such JOY gasp for me. Fire
crackers are sprouting in my soul
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-03-27

him Of yellow baroness. Even then !
knew he were a japanese. l rebound
to my foots.
Nippon banzai, additional bur-
rahs,!" | shout-it & am Joined with
Nogi & 6 other japanese; but we can
not make sitficient eachoes with such
Slight numbers.
Them two Hon. Heroes take s,t-dowu
by pourced posts in opposite corners.
When | observe splandld bulges all
over that Hon. Oyama | am very sor-
row for Hon. Ireland which must 50
soon be collapsed by it, Helpful nurses
surround them Heroes 10 maze them
comfortable by shoo-aWay flies with
napkins & drop waterfalls on their
eyellds, SoonIv Hon. Umpire enter
ring x it-on pillow mttens to Their
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-03-27

merely Il detD-COIDrt1 ul9geEO llph
! Texas. / could not be very enthusiasm,
although hug crowds was huddled by
day 4 night around newspaper bull
boards to see which might lick
Punch fighting are great Anglo
! Saxon amusement. | am told-then why
| should entire heattyWeIght champion
| ship of the world be fought by a Hon.
/ Niger 10 prove II, / ask to know.
And why should all America make
such demonstration Of patriotism be,
! cause > wide citizens with their brains
/ in their shoulders stand together for
| l. hour endeayoring to push away each
! others breath? Ii two great famous
/ Americans should come together for
/ such punch fighting, then 1t would be
/ grand sight x all reporters and his
/ torians should be there with living
! picture machines to get story of the
| hte by rounds. Would II not he d
brutal y inspiring sight II lion. 90
| Uncle Cannon should meet Hon. Vie
, Burdock in some Poultlced arena for
| brutal y inspiring sight II Hon. 10
| Uncle should Delay Hon. Vic low down
| by cruel blow would not that deelde-lt
| Ne lailh once forever VI II non
flhcho' are not satlehed with what ne
! GOT could ne not challenge non. bal-
| niger to meet hum Tor 20 rounds with
h't,ing-mlt'enS III SAT- Lake city. gate
| recipes OF inns entertainment 10 go To
| standard oll or some otheF worthy
eharIty'
| Nueh hSht MT. fdltof, would DE
| International Event ana wen worth DUG
| 10 see IT,
9h""'I PFlIt hlltlhg contest De
| q"en'ht" oN oohSIt'S' MS are fueS
| non "nlcn are peihs asked ny many
| WISE WISE / LoIeSSoISi answers - no:
| i II|e. ~ 't!hS VIII oe pheasant 'H'hs
LOT al cI\Iilzeu ldees 10 observe 50
long as lhey ENJOY seeing other people
| huf,' IN SPAN man hsntihg are re-
sa'ded with aohoIi"r' put pun hsh'lhS
are 4u'e geh',ti''"niE game LOT Ia
d'eS 10 "ltnuS' ~ germany tney are
G'Ie'eSS "p'u' punch IL Ing, fe' 9"olu
nu'eS 'heIe Is very IA "diISh, ei'la
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-03-27

Noreoverlv. Mr. Editor. 7 am seri-
op,Iv sure that punch-fghting is not
host healthy caIesrheulcs for the human
races. know because "a few weeks of
vore | seen in san Francisco a deli
ri9usIv brutal exhibit Of glove knock
inc which reyoIyed between a Japanese
md irish. ! shall explain it in the
following anexdote:
KID OYAMA, celebrated Japanese
p1gcilst. have Of recently came to mo-
lice in California q are approaching
npdlv to Fame because Of punches
which he have received from Young
Cohen. Spike Luchetti 4 other talented
IRISH knuckles. Puggili-m are a great
Anglo-Saxon sporty which japanese
unst learn to do if they expects to be
come Christians. Therefore this Oya-
ma child oftenly enjoy great INJURY
from these professors Of box which IS
teaching him how to learn.
One evening last Sept. Is Cousin No
q encroach to my room with rIbaId
vest & other race-track symptoms to in
dude normous cigar.
"TOgo, please mjngle a banzal with
ne.' he corrode. "'Tonight for price
Je We can see Japan defeat Ireland
tv skilful bruises.
evil ireland remain forever silent
after such defeat?' I ask it because
few thing, Is worth soc to see.
"Who would expect it," say Nogl
ieeeptively. '.But all Japanese Boys
nust be there with sun-fags to wave it
vhen Hon ireland goes laydown. be
cause such a sight occurs with deIlciou'
seldemnes-.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-03-27

lecture on Universe Peace" at Japan
The Greeley tribune., 1910-11-10

Colorado college had a very unique
barbecue this year in that the usual
bonfire was lacking 1t was pattern
ed after the old English hunting
least After listening to a very in
teresting program in the covered
grand stand on Washburn field. they
adjourned to see the tossing at the
far end of the field The torches were
burning and underneath the great
pees and the starry sky they sat at
tables garlanded with the kinni-
kinnick. where the "buxom lasses"
placed before them those delicacies
OF our forefathers, apples. broiled
meat, hot buns, baked sweet pota-
toes, doughnuts and cider. The light
ing of the field by searchIights and
torches and the tiaring class num-
erals OF fire out on the mesa two
miles away were features deserving
OF especial praise. The Greeley girls
who participated and helped make
the evening an enjoyable one were
Grace Wilson, Mabel Wilson. Myrth
King. Marion Fezer, Beth Knous.
June Steck and Mabel Wasley.
The Greeley tribune., 1910-11-10
DENVER WILL HOLD BIG
CARNIVAL UP IN THE Alk

Ralph Johnstone, holder of the
worlds altitude record OF s,il4 rect
Walter Brookins, the aviator VINO re-
Gently few from Chicago to spring
field, H., and who is famed ior MS
sensational and daredevil corkscre"
descents. and Arch Hoxsey, VINO al
St Louis took Theodore Roosevelt
in the Iatter's initial aerial voyage,
will give a series OF exhibition nights
at Overland park in Denver, starting
Wednesday. November l6, and con-
tinuing until Sunday, November ~.
These three birdmen are on the stan
of the Wright Brothers OF Dayton,
O., and the press of the nation and
the world has been filled for weeks
with their achievements at st. Louis,
Boston, Asbury Park and Belmont
Park. New York. Their Denver ex-
hibitions, the only ones to be given
in the Rocky mountain west. will be
their first public appearances since
the Belmont meet, where tombstone
established his record by disappear
ing completely from sight in a cloud
less sky.
The contract between the Denver
business interests behind the meet
ing and the Wright Brothers, which
calls for a cash guarantee Of $22.50O,
provides for five days OF absolutely
guaranteed flights by each OF the
three men. Inclement weather can
only temporarily postpone the ex-
hibitions. Varied programs, includ-
ing fancy flights, speed contests and
elevation trials, will be given from
day to day. These men can and will
fly and the public is assured its
moneys worth. Johnstone will en-
deavor to attain a height of 5000
feet in Denver atmosphere and break
his present record,
The railroads have taken up the
matter of low excursion rates from
all state points within a $50 mile
radius of Denver to enable the people
of Colorado to view the remarkable
performances of the trio during their
brief stay here. Johnstone, Brookins
and Hoxsey. who are on their way to
Los Angeles. will be accompanied by
Roy Knabenshue, with four Wright
aeroplanes and probably by Wilbur
Wright himself, the acknowledged
pioneer in the successful use of
moter-driven heavier-than-air ma
chine. San Francisco tried to take
the exhibitions away from Denver,
but was foiled by the rapid closing
of local contracts.
Latham Farman Dreyel and
Moissant also desire 70 come to Den
yer to meet the Wright aviators in
series of international contests il
sufficient prize money can be raised
Ten thousand dollars has already
been secured and it is expected that
$4,000 will be available for prizes
before the meeting.
Robert Emmett Harvey OF Denver.
is managing the exhibitions
The Greeley tribune., 1910-11-10
More Irrigation for Num- District
(From the Num- News)


W. Rolla Wilson, a capitalist of
Denver. president of the North
Poudre and Weld County Reservoir
Ditch company and E. S. Smith, of
Denver, secretary-treasurer of the
same company, were calling ON farm
ers north of here last week, securing
signatures to a petition to the county
commissioners for the formation of
an irrigation district The district
will be similar to the Greeley-Poudre
district, but will in no way conflict
with that district as all the land they
propose to water will be to the north
of the present boundary of the Gree
ley Poudre. The signatures to the
petition to the county commissioners
is understood that the petition will
be presented to the commissioners
within a few weeks.
The company proposes to secure
its water supply from the North
Poudre river, Lone Pine, Rabbit,
Stonewall, Box Elder and other small
creeks. Five reservoirs in all will be
built, four in the beds OF the creeks
and one. the largest OF the system, at
point two miles west of Carr. There
are 10000 acres of farm land in
the boundaries OF the district, but
the company proposes to supply
water for but $4,000 acres, preferr-
ing to water smaller acreage and
do 1t we'll
The company is composed of Den
yer and eastern capitalists and claim
to have strong finaucral backing in
New York to enable 1t to complete
the system in time to put water on
the land fof the crops OF 1912. The
company has already been at work
on the project for the last eighteen
months and has made a complete
survey of the district.
The Greeley tribune., 1910-11-10
NEWS NOTES OF
WELD COUNTY
lxerscy

Kcrscy
Mrs. James Lousualet and daush-
ter, Grace. OF Greeley were guests OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Oliver Scoby Sunday
Mrs. NJ. Sanford was in Greeley
Saturday.
Miss Marion Mann has returned to
Evans after two weeks visit with her
cousin, Mrs. w. +. Spaulding. Miss
Mann is teacher in the Evans
schools, which have been Quarantin-
ed for two weeks on account OF
diphtheria.
Oliver Scoby has returned for
short stay, from Pueblo, where he
has been located during some con-
struction work.
George Sanford has gone to Fort
Collins, where he will take some
work in the Agricultural college.
Rev. MIR. Lynn and family, who
came here recently from Pueblo, will
live at the S. l.. w. ranch. Until the
close of the revival meetings at ker-
sey the services will be held at 4
O'Clock Sunday afternoon.
Rev S. G. Dorey has returned
from a week spent at Brush. where
he attended the district conference
at Pueblo and Denver. where he was
doing temperance work
The ladies Of the Methodist church
are serving dinner and supper today
in Lem Flint's implement shop. A
chicken dinner and oyster supper will
be served.
Revival services were begun Sun
day In the Methodist church with
large audiences both morning and
evening. The services are in charge
OF DR.. Carson. a preaching evange-
list, and Mr. Cassell. singing evan
gelist. DR.. Cassell and wife have
written a number of well known
hymns. Under his direction a fine
chorus has been organized and there
will be a praise service OF half an
hour preceding the preaching SER
vice each evening.
The Greeley tribune., 1910-11-10
Mrs. Moore Entertains

Ault. Nov. Mrs. ]. NJ. Moore
entertained this afternoon in honor
Of Mrs. T. L. Greer. who leaves on
Thursday OF this week for Ohio. A
pleasant afternoon was spent by the
ladies. Mr.. Greer has disposed of
his business in Ault and while he Is
looking for new location Mrs. Greer
will visit relatives in Ohio. Their
many friends regret their departure
from Ault.
The Greeley tribune., 1910-11-10

Rev. NJ. r. Kerr returned this
morning from trip across the
range. Rev. Mr.. Kerr visited his
four daughters. Misses Jessie, Grace
and Elsie. who are teaching at Car
bondale. and Misses Clare and Hope
who are teaching at Florence.
The Greeley tribune., 1910-11-10
Smallpox at Ault

Ault, Nov. 7.-Mrs. Albert Allison
and four children are i'll with small
pox. AS yet Mr.. Allison has not
taken the disease. Mrs. Allison is
quite seriously i'll but the children
have the disease in milder form. A
strict quarantine il being observed
by the family.
The Greeley tribune., 1910-11-10

Rub sore throat with BAL
LARD'S SNOW LTNIMENT. One or
two applications will cure it COM
pletely. Price Csc. SOC and $1.O0
per bottle. Sold by Carson W. Gil
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