The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1910-04-07


TACT that we have Winters, Sum-
mers, Springs, Frost, Hale, Storms
and Cool sections within our munich
patty
And of course Roses and Thorns
are interviewer among the Posts and
Stumps. Yea, verify!
What do we eat? Oh, we have
Lambs, Hamm and Bacon, yes and
Veal are the finest ever.
I Then there are Outlaws and Saw
ages here, too, but Law and Justice
also reign, so it's about "even up."
oWl1t and Hummer are among our
hustlers, and HolIer also does his
snare to boom and boost Los An
geles, while Quick and Wait each
nave representation.
Some of us are Smart and Bright
as well as Blythe, while Trips,
Traps and Tye make their homes in
our midst.
The points of the compass are rep
resented by North and. West, and we
raise Wheat and Oats also.
Yes, we're boomers. We can prove
IT. Such citizens as Loud, Moves,
Louder, Cannon and Gum make
themselves heard above the din,
even though the Shooters, Hunters,
kllllns and Slaughters are going on
all around us.
DO not think that Stryker, Hit.
Maui, Pounds or Strain are knock
ers. Nay, nay, Pauline They are all
good Angelenos
Things seldom go to smash among
US, even though Glass and LEM are
here.
we build extensively here. House,
Porch, Kitchen, Temple, Sill, Walls.
Tower and Ward are among us. with
Lock and Key to accompany them
and while southern California raises
many oranges, we also have Lemons
and Orchards of various kinds, and
Kings, Princes and Lords dwelling
among them, if the directory is cor
rect.
Real estate? Oh, to be sure. There
are Lofts and Lands both here, al
though they are not for Sale, even
though we have the Price.
It's well-lighted city, with
Lamps and Wicks among us, and we
receive occasional Burns also.
The Brush, Combs, Hares, Curls.
and Dressers give rise to the belief
that our ladies are the SWEETEST ever,
and they are too, God bless em!
For headgear we use Halter, Knox,
Dunlap and Derby, as a matter of
course.
There are undertakes here, and
some Collins, but we're glad to see
the latter along with the Graves and
Stiffs
We do not intend to make the
SHARKS f1V Thav NJ
of us.
The soil around Los Angeles is
variegated, but Mudd and Clay are
we'll known here We also raise
Apples, Cherrys, Nuts, Plumbs, Ber-
rvs and-whisper it-some of our
damsels are Peaches just the same
The Cats among us are not of
the backyard fence variety, although
they are doubtless musical, and we
can find Lyons, Coons, Foxs and
Reynards without effort.
Cotton, Woolley, shearer and
Shepherd may indicate what our
clothing is made Of, but they are
names of some of our citizens mere
ly.
Some of us are Sweet, some Sugar
and some even Sauer.
we grow mere. we nave ShlnnS
Shanks, Harris, Heads, Foots, and
even Skeletons among us, and our
SINNERS do not hang Hydes upon
the fence at all.
Did you know that some are Live
ly, some Scarce, some Meek, some
Light, some Rich, some Poor, some
Young, some Old and some even
Older.
You can see BARRIERS and Shavers
in some sections of town where you
wouldn't believe it. Go out along our
Rhodes, Ways, Streets and to the
Towns hereabouts and see how we
spread. We are growing Moore and
Moore-yea, even Muchmore.
We can boast of the Weeks, but
Mundy predominates, though it
gives us Pain and a Pang to say
so.
Our Reeds, Rattans and Oaks are
we'll and favorably known and our
Merchants, Farmers and Plowman
we still have with us.
But, say, this is about enough.
There are others, but space is too
valuable koop I'M tho M,