Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-06-04


land Plain Dealer.
How Titles clothes hang about |
her! Why, they don't fit at ALL" But
think how much worse she would look |
II they did."-Life
Considerations! What long legs
tho new waiter hast Host-Yes, l en-
gagged him specially for the diners who
are in hurry.-Meggendor Batter. |
Miss Kidder-S'sh! Carrie has dyed
her hair black. Don't tell anybody. |
Miss Askitt-Is 1t secret? Miss Kid
der-Yes; she wants to keep 1t dark. |
Boston Globe.
What part Of the railway train do
you regard as the most dangerous?"
inquired the nervous man. THE din
ing car" answered the dyspeptic.-|
Washington Star.
I'll be ready in minute" she said
to her husband. You needn't hurry,
now" he called up some time later.
Il find that l shall have to shave
again. Free Press.
81 thought you said you told your
wife everything you did" II do" Its
mighty strange. She hasn't said a
word to my wife about the $40 you
borrowed from me. "-Washington Star.
Patience-They say she got all her
furniture on the installment plan?
| Patrice-She did. She has had four
husbands. and she got little furni-
ture with each one.-Yonkers States
man.
| She-Don't you think woman's sui.
frags would be fine thing? He-I
know I could always persuade my wife
to vote as l wanted by telling her I
intended voting the other way.-Bos-
ton Globe.
why can't that prima donna sing
more than twice a week." 81 don't
know" answered the impresario, "un-
cords arguing with me about salary"
Washington Star.
Maud-So he had the cheek to ask
my age. did her Well. what did you
tell him? Ethel told him I didn't
know positively. but thought you
| WcH0 tWOAtf-hOUl Oh y0ut biONA
birthday.--Boston Transcript
Nov. your conduct during the trial
may have considerable effect on the
jury" "Ah. quite So" responded the
uitra-swsl1 defendant. And should
appear interested or just mildly
borsdr'-Kansas City Journal.
You say you have quit smokingf'
Eyes. never going to smoke again
Then why don't you throw away
those cigars?" Never. l threw away
box of good cigars the last time
quit smoking, and it taught me a les
SON."
THE way to run this country" said
the egotist, els to put thoroughly wise
capable, alert, and honest men in con
troll OF affairs" YES" answered Mis-:
Cayenne, but what are we going t.
do? There's only one of you."-Wash
ington Star.
Cholly-The deuce, old chap;
cawnt go to the party. 1 have no col
lah button. Reggie-Go across thu
:, street and buy some, deah fellow
: Choily-But caawnt. Nobody has m.
s measurements except my tailah, don't
|. cherknow.-Life.
:. Mr.. Dubbs with a newspsper) =
+ 1t tells here, my dear, how a pre-
gressive New York woman makes he
n social calls by telephone. Mrs. Dubb
y Progressive. Huh! She's probabl,
y like me-not decent thing to wear
Boston Transcript.
i In written examination on astror
z omy one Of the questions was, "Wha
happens when there is an eclipse
the moon?" student with rather
good knacl1 of getting out OF din
Guilty wrote: "A great many peopl
come out to look at it."
/ whats that party kicking about7
said one New Yorker. "0h, he's on
of those guys who are lucky and don
know it." replied the other. He cam
here on a round-trip ticket from Phi
adelphia and lost the return coupon
Washington Evening Star.
1 I'm sure" said the interviews
"the public would be interested
know the secret of your success
well, young man." replied the ca
tain OF industry, "the secret OF N
success has been my ability to keep
a secret."-Sacred Heart Review.
I'D hate to be a millionaire
~Goshl why2" well, millionaire
are always getting letters threatenir
them with all sorts Of horrible fat
unless they Immediately pay the wri
ers large sums of money" THAT
nothing. 1 get just such letters o
tho first of every month. "-Clevelar
Leader.
III why" asked thu Judge, do yc
think your husband is deadY 10
n say you haven't heard from him II
moro than a year. Do you consid'
that reasonable proof that he hi
passed out Of existenceT Yes, yo'
honor. II he was still alive he'd
askin' me to send him money."-Cf
cago Record Herald.
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