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The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

Before you try to make man eat
his words be sure that he is not one
of the kind who would rather fight
than eat.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

The customs men are searching for
diamond smugglers, and it's rumored
that such gems as truth and honesty
are not common among our tourists.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

If Roosevelt so much as mentions
the ten commandments, Wall street
shivers and says it is no fair INVITING
on facts.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

1t is said that counterfeit 81 900 bills
are in circulation. The greater mum.
Der of the people are not alarmed,
however, about getting them.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

Eight million acres of tasseled wav-
ing corn is a part of Missouri's con-
tribution to the muscle and wealth of
the nation-only part, mind you!
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

If you should see a young woman
stepping briskly along the street, her
head high and her hair done up with
fine attention to detail; gowned in a
brand new fall suit and with brand
new shoes, and wearing eyeglasses
she's a school maam back from her
vacation.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

Kaiser William says he rules by
divine right, ballot boxes being mere
toy such as the girls play dolls with.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

Boston and St Louis are neck and
neck for fourth place in the census.
Which b shall win, Beans or Beer?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

No man who isn't hard at work
when there is work to be done is
ever entirely happy.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

Governor Draper OF Massachusetts
has won a golf match, which may cost
him about 5000 votes.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09
Pure Food Laws sueesssfuI.

The cure food laws Of Germany are
operating successfully. Dealers now
supply products that meet legal re-
quirements in every way.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

A hammock loafer may not be any
la2ier than other varieties, but she
looks lazier.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

Or. Crippen says he has no time
for Americans. The dislike is thor
oughly mutual.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

Madame Housekeeper has just
cause for complaint. Here are three
Mondays in succession that it has
rained.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

Militamen don't rear back so far
when they stand still as regulars.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

We'd have a better corn crop than
most parts of the United States, if it
were to frost tonight.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

A sore corn can do pretty large
job of soreness, considering its size.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

Labor day in a country town is a
day when everybody labors but the
banker and the postoffice force.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

In every business failure, there are
a lot of funny" things that people
dissect and discuss.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

It's always the same bunch that
gobble up the back seats, year in and
year out They'll be gobbling up the
front seats in the band wagon when
they're out of school.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

You can't make a fox terrier out of
a cur by cutting off its tail.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

1t is probable that every pretty maj
thinks of going on the stage.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

A few more cool mornings and we
shall hear the annual cry of coal short
age.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

Norfolk has a better ball team than
it had last year, and the one last year
got paid for playing while the one this
season plays for the love of the sport.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

81 don't believe" said man today,
Il would take much pleasure in wear
ing the biggest mustache in town, or
the longest finger nails"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

The people seem to be improving
little They care less for political
meetings than formerly,
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

Nothing makes thin man so mad
as to tell him he is getting thinner.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09
Wealth In Chemicals.

Annual reports of the German chemi.
cal factories show continued high divi-
dends and trade activity. Dividends
ranged from u to 80 per cent. One
concern claims to have perfected an
artificial rubber.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

We know an Atchison man who
could get along pretty easily, if the
gold in his teeth drew interest.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

When you do a thing that pleases
10 one but your enemies. it is safe to
say that you have made mistake.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

1t looks as though there would be
money in lady baseball club, but
there isn't.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

on a silver coin wears a pompadour
and a turban?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

Success is a good thing to climb
for, but 1t has its worries.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

An cid man loves rules as much as
a boy hates them.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

Some chauffeurs seem to think they
are showing the walk public ample
consideration by not going up on the
sidewalk after them.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

Three.fourths Of what a woman
does, her husband calls puttering.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

Hoke Smith of Georgia has demon.
strated his ability to come back"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

We try not to become excited but
we do every time we see poster in
Atchison advertising a circus per-
Torrance in another town.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

Get your ears tuned up in anticipa-
ton of the jolly jingle of the school
bell.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

Winters on the way. The mice are
crawling back into the house.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09
ATcHlsoN GLOBE SIGHTS.

Leave booze alone. Booze even
beats prize fighters.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

The football rules have been worked
over again to make the game more
sane, but nothing has been done to
eliminate the terrible college yell.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

A womans idea of economy is TO
name another woman who paid
higher price for her new hat.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

By tomorrow therell be a full
tledged crop of teachers pets.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

When you go to a country picnic,
you are not much good unless you get
more than one invitation to dinner.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

At country picnic when an excited
man comes up and inquiries, Where
is the sheriff." the people wonder
what is up.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

Some men think their right to be
mean to their wives and newspaper
reporters is inalienable, like right to
life, liberty and the pursuit of hap
piness.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

IF man can't give you news" said
the city editor to the reporter, don't
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

A woman can't decide that she likes
a strange woman, until she has found
from her husbands opinion of the
strange woman that she could never
steal him away.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

This year, and last year, there has
been newspaper war on flies Have
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

An Atchison woman makes 50 a
week by keeping a COW, and supplies
the family with milk, cream and but
ter. She is so proud of her COW that
she compels her husband to take off
his hat to it.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

And we didn't have but one circus
this whole blooming summer.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

The boys are not the only ones who
remain up late at night, thinking that
something important is liable to hap
pen, which they will miss if they go
to bed at a reasonable hour. Every
night, in the lobster palaces of New
York, may be found regularly thou,
sands of men who spend their money
like fools, and look for excitement that
never happens.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

What little satisfaction there must
be in getting drunk to a deaf and
dumb man! He can't sing, and he
can't settle great problems by talk
ing to sober men.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

This morning we saw Ward Chat
burn, manager of the Electric thea
ter, standing in front of a Commercial
street stairway talking to someone
we could not see. We thought we
had never seen Mr.. Chatburn look so
strange; ne didn't look like himself.
We couldn't help thinking; what
has happened to Ward Chatburn?"
When we came up to him, we saw
what made him look so strange; he
was talking to his opposition, Lee
Gunnison, manager of the Crystal the
alter, No man can talk to his opposi-
ton, and look natural.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

An Atchison girl is so modest that
when she goes to the store to try on
shoes, she takes her mother along.
She doesn't propose to have a man
handle her feet without a protector
within haiing distance.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

When man remains bachelor,
his mother is very proud of him. He
is too smart" she will say, "to be
caught by any woman" But, when
her daughter remains a spin, why
that's different.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

let him waste your time telling you
funny stories"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

Isn't there any kind of bait that the
sun will nibble at?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09
THE SMUGGLERS.

In the old days smugglers were out
law folk, who hid in caves by day,
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

" and the slogan swat the fly" is be-
coming increasingly popular.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

Be up early, Johnny, if you want the
back seat.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

We have known a certain Atchison
man thirty-three years, and during
all that time he has been working for
noble purpose. And with all fair
ness and candor, we cannot see that
he has ever accomplished anything,
although we have heard many talk
mean about him, because he takes
up so much of the time of busy men.
If you want to do good, do it by mod
est example, rather than by loud talk
ing.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

Still three straw hats running wild
in Norfolk. Swat em.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

Notice how much shorter the days
are getting?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09
AROUND TOWN.
Now for fall business.


Do your Christmas shopping now.
Well, Julia, do you love your
teacher?
Notice how much shorter the days
are getting?
Still three straw hats running wild
in Norfolk. Swat EN-.
Be up early, Johnny, if you want the
back seat.
Isn't there any kind of bait that the
sun will nibble at?
And we didn't have but one circus
this whole blooming summer.
Winters on the way. The mice are
crawling back into the house.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

Well, Julia, do you love your
teacher?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-09-09

Do your Christmas shopping now.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-12-24
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At the Moore.

~Ths Niger. Edward SheldOn's
rnsA discussed race problem play,
cpesA Al the Moore tomorrow for
q wseka Engagement
The aadience Ia first introduced
10 Phfip Morrow. the sheriff Of
WeSsbury county. and Il Il In this
scene that the author daringly in
trvduces some Of the incidents i'm
nediately preceding lyRching
u the second act Morrow has been
slected governor. and the scene
Slows the governors room at the
executive mansion. II IL here that
Clifton Noyes. the dlstiller. endeavs
ors % eoerce the governor into We
tong a prohibition bill. and. finally.
n hts anger and disappointment,
reveals 10 him that he Is negro.
and here, too. Morrow breaks the
terrible news 70 GeorEiana Byrd.
his sweetheart. Who. during a mo-
Rent 81 delirium. insists that she
lAAll keep her plighted troth 20
hin.
The third scene Ia in the COVER.
sors private room az the capitol.
asd reason asserts itself. and Nor.
roE. ehastsnsd By his great trial.
releases his sweetheart from her
promise
Fiorence Roberts, 40 well and
ayoFaaly known in Seattle, who Is
sniruzied with the role Of the
southern girl. makes all that there
, possible out Of the part.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-12-24
SMOKING ROOM
FOR WOMEN NOW

NEW YORK. Dec. 2t-Women
are permitted TO smoke al the new
RitzCarlton. Persons familiar with
the etiquette Of the Ritz.Carlton
establishments IN Paris and London
felt entirely nj home at the opening
OF the Madison ay hotel last Thurs.
day night when they saw several
widely known New York women on.
Toying eigarots in the main draw
ing room.
No one paid any attention 10 the
spectacle The women sat and
smoked and ohatted with all the
nonchalanco OF men comfortable az
"A club.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-12-24
MARVELLOUS
RESULTS
Are Obtained
by the
Bake Oven


II ~ the experience Of everyone
suffering from an attack Of rhou.
matlsm that II heat Is applied Il
gives them relief Now that being
true. la IL not reasonable 10 say that
II you can get the heat Hcientif
ically applied. that you would get
better results2 That is what we do
with the bake oven II Is scienlif
icully constructed for that purpose
and no other We are experienced
ln the use Of them. and so can get
you much better results than you
can get In any other way. Having
had years ~ experience In treat.
ing rheumatism IN IFS various
forms. and fully alive 10 the fact,
which Is the common experience Of
everyone having rheumatic troubles.
that medicinal treatment alone was
very uncertain aud unsatlsfar-
tory they began systematic
search for some method OF
treatment which would give
better results. and some ten
years ago heard Of the marvellous
result obtained by those using the
bake oven treatment. They be.
became interested ia that method.
and since having used the bake
ovens with uniformly good results.
can say. without fear OF successful
contradiction. that better and more
lasting results can be secured by
the bake ovens than by any other
method. In the treatment. not only
OF rheumatism. but also In an
chronic diseases. such as heart.
stomach. liver. bowel. nerve. kidney.
bladder and constitutional diseases
generally.
The great good that is being
done every day by the bake oven la
severe cases Of above named bring.
ing instant RELIEF with the first
treatment and eventually perman.
ent cures. demonstrates more
clearly than ever that this great
system Of treating diseases Is the
most effectual now known. Pa.
TENTS of all ages have been per
manently cured by these great
treatmenta
YOU WILL FIND THE BAKE
OVENS AT ROOMS 220, 22t, 222,
223 Peoples Savings Bank Build
ing, Corner Of 2nd Az. and Pike 81.
Hours a. m. TO 6 D. m, Sundays
o a m. 10 10 m Consultation FREQ.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-12-24
TALKS ON TEETH
By The REGAL DENTISTS
SUCCESSFUL DENTISTRY

Success IN Dentistry. like Success
In any path in life. lies in striving
10 reach perfection. No man Is
perfect. but II his aim in life is
high be viii more nearly reach per.
lection than II his aim Is low.
have heard people say: II hate
dentist" Il hate n dentists
chair" Il hate n dentists office. ="
Why Because. TO them, Il has
been a place Of torture Now, In
order to overcome this prejudice.
we have been striving for years TO
alleviate The pain and torture In
the dental chair This has been our
one aim. and. with this one aim
always before US. we have accom-.
plished remarkable results.
We now have people come into
our offices who DO not hate the
dentist. because our operations are
not painful and our work 81 salts
factory
II you are IN need Of dental
work. come to u.s. n viii cost you
nothing but a little time to have
as explain our methods and give
you our prices. II we cannot help
your case we will gladly tell YOU
n we can help you. you are the
ones who will be glad to come 10
as.
We cure pyorrhea alyeolarls,
commonly known as Riggs disease
loose teeth.
A written guarantee given with
all work
REGAL DENTAL OFFICES,
1905 Third Az, NJ. w. Cor. Union
ST.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-12-24
EVER DO A LOVE
GLIDE ON SKATES?

MiDDLEBoRouGH. Mass. Dec.
"a new skating dance has been
discovered Ia this town Il IL called
the love glide
AZ CLARK sprluEs. the only Hkat.
INK p0ad In iown. a large pathway
10 the shape Of heart has beaa
cut away IN tho snow that has
formed apon the surface Of the
pond. Two lovers whirl around the
artshaped course three times and
on arriving ~ the point 0f the heart
for the third time. kiss. 10 complete
the dance
II IL popular
Dance az Drsamlaud tonight
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-12-24

Miss Maxine Elliott. who bears
the distinction OF being Americas
only actress manager. comes To the
Moore theatre for three nights and
one matinee. starting Monday
night. January 2. In The Inferior
SEX" In which she appeared with
great success AZ Days theatre.
New York. last season. and at her
own theatre this autumn. Tho
comedy tells the story OF woman
haler on beard a yacht in mid.
ocean. whose crew rescue n woman
from a small boat
Miss Elliott u the only woman
Ia the cast She makes game og
the yacht owner. induces his crew
TO mutlny because he does not
Immediately put her ashore. and
when her mutiny Joke has been
carried too far. comes 20 the front
In a burst OF unexpected feminine
courage. drives the rebelllous sail
ors bclow matches with a revolver.
and assists the wounded yachts
man 10 the deck to take command
Of the craft.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-12-24
WOULD STILL
DIVA'S SONG

SAN FRANCISCO. Dec. 2t.-The
unique open air concert planned for
Christmas eve, at which Tetraznlni
VII sing. Is strenuously opposed By
club women They have appealed
70 Mayor Mccarthy 20 stop Tetraz.
Elni from singing. because OF dan.
ger 70 life in the multitude that
- sure 10 gather. The mayor de
cided thu police were equal 10 the
occasion.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-12-24

A new deal goes into effect AZ
the Lois theatre. beginning tomor.
row afternoon. whom the Lewis 4
Lake Musical Comedy company Ia.
augufatea season OF musical
pieces and tTayostiea for several
weeks
Three years ago the Lewis.f.ate
players had long season "a Seat.
tie. Dainty Marjorie Lake heads
the company. she will play the
tltie role OF The Matinee Girl. p
the opealng bill Tho prfma donna
will be Rose Stevens. recently from
the PantageA circuit. Marguerite
Ray II the ingenna. She vas ~.
Gently with a Broken Idol
Dan Russell. comedian. from "A
Broken idol-. ]. w clifford. Mar
Asher and Edward Harrington all
add TO the fun.
There win be three performances
daily. a matinee AZ 2 30 and even.
ing shows At and 3
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-12-24

onlng OF Lucille" CarOn aud Ear.
nom have an nerohatic act. which
consists mostly OF comedy tumbllng,
and the Roaalroa are billed In wire.
walking and ologdanclng aerial
stunts Hammond and Forester
are on the bin rs laughsmltha. and
put over a lot ot songs and chatter.
The rentletons furnish some
good music.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-12-24


Dainty Lillian Burkhart. alegiii
mate favorito In vaudeville. IL ex
peeted 10 score tho biggest triumph
az the Orpheum next week. when
she presents her miniature drama
What Every Woman Wants"
Ia the list Of other features % the
Orpheum week are tho five AuroFaB.
marvels IN cyclinGB. Poodle
Jones and Deeiey ia a new lot Of
hlackface matchmaking and sing
ing. Ernest scharf puts on a lot Of
musical speciaitlea In In the Music
Store" especially with the banjo.
Paul Nevlns and Erwood are in "A
Lot Of Little Bits" aud some dane.
ing: the Gee Jays lay ciaim 70 an
act that recalls Fanny Rice. Julius
Tanner goes It alone for about a
quarter OF an hour. and ia prom.
Used az a sure laugh.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-12-24

The play that will bring Mas
Emma Hunting before the Alham.
bra patrons next Sunday win intro.
duee her In an ideal character. that
Of part little Southern Girl, sup.
posed 20 have negro blood IN her
veins. but who Is. In rsaiity. pure
white.
The villain Of the play. an octo.
room, p~rsuadsa his Wife. another
white negro. 10 exchange the mas.
ter'8 child for their own. The mas
tcr's wife. being blind. never dis,
covered the change. and the chill,
dren grew up 70 wOmanhood before
the exchange Is discovered
The working out ~ this Southern
race problem ls only incidental 20
the play. which In entitled. sold
Into Slavery
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-12-24
A. IN. SEATTLE.

what Happened to Jones'"
This play was booked for the
present week at the Seattle. but
''The Girl From the Golden West
crowded it of the stage. the Girl
remaining for the second week. the
first Baker play to be allowed "a.
day stay.
What Happened 20 Jones" viii
be given next week az the Seattle.
Il Is a laughing comedy that has
made a fortune for George Broad.
hurst. It's author. Joseph GalbFaith.
Ethel Clifton. and the rest OF the
company. will appear In the play
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-12-24
the Malnniir

Majestic audiences next week will
welcome back Mabel Mckinley. who
Is bringing n lot OF new songs She
IN picked for a topllner because Of
the hit she has made on her several
other visits 90 the Northwest.
Emily Dudd IL featured In an emo
tionai dramatic sketch. The Awak.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-12-24

Beginning Sunday matinee. Ianu.
airy !. the Grand opera house will
have for its attraction Grace
Cameron In a big sonl.stlrriHg play
entitled Nancy
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-12-24

THE Chinatown Trunk Mystery
Ia four.act melodrama based on the
Elsie SiEel murder In New York.
will be shown next week AZ the
Grand
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-12-24

Following What Happened 10
Jones'" TIE Baknr Stock company
viii present Hoyts a Temperance
Town" for The New Years seek
offering
The play q pure comedy Of the
best Hoyt style. calculated 20 start
the audience OF In good hum0r for
the new year.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-12-24
Az the pantanon.


The holiday crowd viii find plenty
OF good entertainment nt rantageB
Theatre. One OF the best bills I'm
months ~ giving lts closing per.
formaneea there today. withfho con
tinuoua shows from o'clock until
II tomorrow
neginnlng Monday Capt Dcvlln's
IouaVea, In military maneuyerH,
open the new bill
The Chartres Sisters and Frank
Holiday viii offer studies In
Song" singing number.
Leo Rapoli. the European juggler,
IL another Imported act. Rapoli has
conceived a new line of tricks.
Tanner and Gilbert have a sketch.
"A Lesson In Love"
Dotaon aud Lucas are real eolored
entertainers.
Miss Helen Lowe has a new song,
and the pantageacopc viii give
some new pictures.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-12-24
Coming Later.

. Moore - Maxine Elliott for /
Z three nights. starting Janu- :
\ AIRY 2. then 'The Chocolate !
Soldier for nine nights !
4 Grand 1872 Grace Cameron In {
= Nancy
= seattle-Hoyt's "A Temper /
\ anee Town
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-12-24

A. the Star.
I'D Armstrong and HIS 80 fun.
makers have Invaded Holland Ia
order TO get next weeks attraction
for the Star theatre The title Is
"The Hohble Girl" One OF lts chief
features is Ethel Davis. alias The
Wealthy Wldow. In wooden shoe
Dutch part II is the first time the
Armstrong people have put this
show on In Seattle.
Gus Leonard, George REIN. Clara
Howard and the blue ribbon baby
dolls viii be there. Not forgetting.
OF course. little Mariory Mahr In
lot 81 now songs