Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1910-03-24
asssAeE TO HER HUSBAND.


The Number Of Side Tracks Q Woman
Can Put IN Talk BY Phone.
I Awe me main 3i5. ring two. Hello
1 jim there d lhh SIR smytlIe's Of
dee? Is be- ln: No5 who Is this7
Ills stenOgrnpherT Yes. / thought Il
WIS. but somehow your voice doesn't
ueem quite nntural over the phone
But then. ones voice hardly ever does|
EOund natural over u phOne-so sort on
bury or hnrsb Wen. all I wanted
gas 10 send little message 10 my
husband, aud sou VIII do quite as well
ns n be were there I hardly expected
70 dnd him three, for remember that
when he went away this morning he
said that he would have 10 be out
most Of the morning. All wanted
was 10 send him a little message thatI
you can give him just as well as II bel
we're there for me 10 give II 10 him.
We had planned 10 meet IN the lobby
OF the Asburla hotel az 3 this after
noon aud go together 10 see some
painting he wants 10 see. forget
what painting II Is. but II Is one he
thinks Is very line. and he wants 70
See Il again. lie Is great lover OF
ara and knows so much more about II
tlinh do. lie can point out the fine
pOints that I never would notice. !
suppose that II because one OF his
brothers Is very successful artist
Oh. very successful, He has had paint
inRs hung ''Du the line" you know, aud
az own cousin Of my husbands Is also
very successful rs a portrait painter,
80 he Is a great deal better versed I'm
ari than ! am. and that IS why ! want
bin with me when we see the paint
ing Have you seen ~ Nor
Wen, you may tell my husband that
I rang you up and told you TO tell him
that I think we'd better meet IN the
whiting room Of Brown x Simpsons
department store Instead OF az the ho-
tel, because fiHd that l have an err
rand up that way. and II IL only few
walk from Brown a Simp-
sons b where the painting Is, aud II
IL quite a long distance from the hotel,
and we would have TO take car. aud
you know how the cars nre--sO crowd
ed. or course we could take a taxi,
cab, but that costs so much. and the
drivers cheat you n they possibly can
aud / think that they are drendfuily
things to ride IN any
how, and II we meet az Brown 4
simpsons we needn't take anything
and as 1 have to be up that way any
how II Is altogether better that we
meet there. so when my husband re-
urns / wish you would kindly tell him
hat 1 rang you up and that I Will be
IN the waiting room az Brown &
az or as near that time as
can. II may be a few minutes later.
" ! may get there Il little before 3
But what ! want him TO know Is tid'-'s
le Is 20 meet me there instead Of at
he hotel. as we had az nrst planned
md OF course II he doesn't know thut
have changed my mind about the
,lace OF meeting he win go 10 the h0-
Ell aud III not be there. So when my
husband comes In | wish you would
lot fan to tell him that | rang you al
nd Well. II they haven't cut me
N! II that isn't SMART | don't see
much use IN having telephone II one
ant send a little message over the
wire without being cut OF 1 shall en-
or complaint about that doubt II
hat stupid stonographer got my mes
age clear IN her mind My husband
avs she Is awfully dense sometimes
n just ring her up later aud see n
he understood me,-Max Merryman In
'uck.