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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-29
ComnIaInera.

What is odious but noise, and peo-
pie who scream and bewail People
whose vane points always east, who
live to dine. who send for the doctor,
who coddle themselves, who toast
their feet on the register, who intrigue
to secure padded chair and a corner
out of the draught. Suffer them once
to begin the enumeration of their in
tlrmities, and the sun will go down
on the unfrishcS +1io --Er,eraon
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-29
humor In Signs.

A New York shop exhibits caro-
warning everybody against unscrupu-
lous persons who infringe our title
to deceive the public" The shopman
does not quite say what he means.
any more than the proprietor Of an
eating house, on the door of which
may be read the following announce
ment, conveying fearful intelligence
to the gallant tars who frequent port:
Sailors vitals cooked here"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-29
Peculiar Excuse.

A teacher in a girls school recently
had the following excuse for absence
handed her by one of her pupils; 1T
gives me much pleasure to write to
you because have a worryment, and
you should please excuse my Annie.
who does not come by you because
she has to go to the hospital with
her sisters sore eyes"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-29
The Great American Pie.

Steak, salad, fish, potatoes in all
forms, may be thrown into the furnace
in huddle, but when the close Of his
repast approaches, when the pie hour
is about to strike, It is the duty OF
every true American to reflect. Then
he should attack the pie firmly but
reverently, never In the spirit OF one
who runs a race.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-29

A substitute for baby's cradle has
been invented by a Tennessee man
in the form of hammock, adapted
to be hung over the parents bed.
This hammock is so designed that 1t
combines perfect comfort for the occu-
pant with perfect safety and is with
in easy reach Of the mother If baby
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-29

Mary was a little girl who did not
like to wait. but one day her mother.
having several guests, Mary was
made to wait anyway, 30 just about
the time dinner was under good head
way. she poked her little curly head
In at the dining-room door and said:
Il don't care II l do have to wait;
that was an old sick turkey, anyhow"
Norman E. Mack's National Month.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-29
Our War.

The war we wage must be wage,
against misconduct. against wrong
doing wherever 1t is found; and we
must stand heartily for the rights Of
every decent man, whether he be a
man of great wealth or a man who
earns a livelihood as a wage worker
or a tiller of the soil.-Theodore Roose-
volt
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-29
You Can Get Alien. Foo,-fs,s rprr

Write Allen 8. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y, for
sweatingi hot swollen, aching feet. 1t makes
new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure foI
corns. tngrowtng nails and bunions. All drug.
Htsts sell II. 25c. Don't accept any aubstituta
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-29

A dog can run as well on three legs
as four, which is about all the credit
we are willing TO give to a dog.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-29

Mothers win find Mrs. winslow's Soothing
Syrup tue best remedy TO use for their childre1
during the tee ething period.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-29

A girls substitute for Wild oats is 70
Gpen her name Mayme OF Lucy1e
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-29

By refusing to listen to secrets ons
4 saved unlimited trouble
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-09-29

Unless there is daily aslien Of the bow
els, poisonous pfodueo sFe sbsofbed,
causing headache, biiiquRaSes, nausea,
dyspepsia. We vish yoa Rpr ash your
doctor seoui corroopa ~ ep8stipitIon
By tskint Is1Sdvs doSeh n AYps'S Pfis.
-Esas ~ 80. . 49, &. ESS oA-
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-05-27
"THlS is MY 59TH BIRTHDAY

Representative Edgar ID. Crumpack
er of the Tenth district of Indiana
who is mentioned as possible sue
cessor to Speaker Cannon, was born
in Laport County, Indiana, May "a
1851, and spent his early years on his
fathers farm. After graduating from
Valparaiso academy he studied law and
was admitted to the bar i'm 1876. In
1882 he entered political life as a Re-
publican and was elected city attorney
OF Valparaiso. After several years in
public Office he resumed his law prac-
tice and in 1891 he was made a judge
OF the Indiana appellate court. Two
years later he retired from the bench
and again resumed his law practice
Mr.. Crumpacker was first elected to
Congress In 1897 and has since beer
six times reelected. In Congress he
early showed himself a fine debater
and a man of deep and broad infor-
nation in all matters relating to pub
lie affairs.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-05-27
"THls DATE IN HISTORY

1674-Pcter Stuyvestant arrived at
New Amsterdam and superseded
Kieft
1742-Gen. Nathaniel Greene, one of
the leaders in the American Revolu-
ton. born I'm Warwick, r. l. Died In
Savannah, Ga, June 10, 1856.
1S35-Railroad line between Boston
and Lowell opened for traffic.
1S3S-Eqrl of Durham arrived I'm
Canada to assume his office as Gov
ernor- General.
1S43-The Massachusetts Historical
Society celebrated the 200th anniver-
sary of the confederation of the New
England colonies
1S63-Gen. Banks commenced the
siege of the forts at Port Hudson
Miss.
1S74-Admiral William b. ShubriclS
a noted American naval officer died
i'm washington. ID. c. Born i'm South
Carolina. oct. 81. 1899.
1SS6-Haymarket anarchist indict-
ed I'm Chicago for murder.
1S9S-Body of jefferson Davis taken
from the tomb i'm New orleans for
removal to Richmond.
19O5-w. w. b. McInnes appointed
Governor of the Yukon Territory.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-05-27

Pure bunk! 1t is bunk such as poll
ticians of the Kelley stripe indulge i'm.
1t Is an attempt 20 narm the mining
industry and business interest of the
upper peninsula, anC an EFFORT to put
the working man i'm the starvation
class.
We do not anticipate, however, that
the people of the lower peninsula who
believe in being fair and just to all in
terests in the state. on which the
working man and business man
depend for their support, will
submit to any plan which will
put a burden on the mining COM
panies and people OF the upper penin-
sula, and will see i'm Kelley's latest
move merely a grand-stand play for
votes and political step to advance
his candidacy for governor. It is sim
ply part Of the program of the admin
istrative forces to make Kelley the
nominee.
The nomination and election of Kel-
ley certainly would be a calamity so
far as the upper peninsula is con-
cerned. The people of the upper pc
ninsula, who know something about
mines, realize that as governor Kelley
would not he truly representative of
the state. and they will work TO ac-
complish his defeat A man who caters
TO one section OF tho state and does
not consider the rights of another is
not the man to be chosen governor.
II is Kelley's last stand in his race
for the nomination. 1t is his trump
card, a play for the support of the
farmer vote. Kelley wants the SUI
port of the state Grange, which has
declared i'm favor of soaking the min
ing companies and he Is taking this
means OF getting il. Kelley Is an un-
popular type of politician, an Office
seekor-satisned apparently to advo-
cate ANYTHING which will keep him at
the public lunch counter
This fine time. too, to spring the
taxation issue with copper selling for
about thirteen cents n pound and
little prospect for any material inn
movement i'm tho market. We believe
Kelley is really in favor of n tonnage
tax; at any rate he wants the mines.
which are already paying enormous
taxes, burdened still moro.
He has been unable to stir IN anv
other Issues To bolster up his waning
cause, hence his adoption of the mine
taxation ISSUE as last resort.
But will it avail him anything? We
believe not.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-05-27

Patrick II. Kelley, candidate for th'
Republican nomination for governor
of Michigan Is out with an announce
ment i'm favor of increasing the taxes
Of the copper and iron mines of tho
upper peninsula, and If the plan n,
suggests isn't effective enough to soak
the mining companies he favors ton
mage tax. His publicity bureau says;
In response to a letter from the
legislative committee Of the state
Grange asking for his views up
on the question Of taxation OF
mining properties. Lieut.. Govern
or Kelley calls attention TO the
enormous output of the mines of
the upper peninsula and the COM
paratively small revenue which
the state has derived therefrom
He also advises that Michigan
follow the example set by the
state OF Minnesota i'm making an
expert appraisal of our mines and
a review of local assessments Of
mining properties by the state tax
commission. Mr.. Kelley points
out that this course i'm Minnesota
resulted in bringing into the treas
ury Of that state almost three
times the revenue formerly col
lccted from mining properties
And Candidate Kelley says:
1T is my purpose If elected
governor 10 sec that the work of
appraising the mines and review
ing the assessments Of the mining
property Of the upper peninsula is
taken up as soon as can be done
after January I, 1911. 1t seems
to me that it is time for the state
to make a thorough examination
into the whole qquestion OF the
taxation OF our mines and then
apply such corrective remedies as
may seem wise and euitable
"The tendency for many years
has unquestionabiy been toward
tho ad valorem system in this
state. The people of Michigan,
however, in my judgment are not
so much concerned about main
tanning any particular system OF
taxation as they are in securing
equitable taxation upon all classes
of property. If at any time there
fore, during the progress OF the
investigation Of the question OF
mining taxation it should appear
that the tonnage tax is more feas-
ible and more equitable. therc is
no reason why the plan cannot be
adopted"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-05-27

state and the family deprived of it's
breadwinner. The family is entitled
to more than the crumbs which fail
from the edge OF a prison workday.
The prisoners family is entitled 10 a
substantial part of the earnings of the
man TO whom they belong. The moral
issue i'm this matter will never become
subservient TO the financial issue. and
this is one of the things in which the
highest moral procedure will be found
to be financially practicable.
II is very important i'm studying this
question 20 Danish effectually the
thought of charity i'm connection with
the money prisoner earns and which
the state should turn over to his fam
lily. II is not the states charity Ii
is simply the states refusal To confis-
cate what does not belong TO IT, The
mans liberty might belong TO the state
by reason of a crime. but the mans
labor, which really is the living of the
family, does not belong to the state,
nor can il be curtailed rightfully, II a
man were thrown into a dungeon and
forced 10 remain unproductive, II would
be more difficult TO prove the state To
be responsible for his family's support,
but where 4 man is set to work al pro-
ductive labor for which actual money
is paid to the state, that wage-less
the cost of the prisoners maintenance
lis as sacredly mis- family's posses
sion as the mans own blood is his per-
sonal possession.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-05-27
Is the army to lose it's bareback?

Is the army To lose it's bareback?
1t appears the commissary general
is testing new form of yeast bread.
made under a recipe that preserves its
palatability and at the same time i'm
parts TO the food article the necessary
keeping qualities. So far tests of the
new bread show that it can be kept for
at least a month and still be i'm per-
fectly good condition.
Just think Of the next great army
OF the United States that goes forth TO
battle subsisting on yeast bread and
having no trace of bareback i'm its
haversacks. Grizzled veterans of the
Civil war, grim old sergeants who
spent years fighting the Indians on
the plains, soldiers who have "hiked'
through the tangled trails and dismal
swamps OF the Philippines. will be
saddened by the thought that bareback.
that ancient and honorable institution.
is likely TO be relegated and retired.
They will have misgivings about IT,.
They will wonder how any set OF men
can possibly put up a good fight with
out the assistance Of bareback, bacon
and BLACK strap"-or army coffee.
How many battles have been fought
and won upon them! How many cam
paigns have been conducted to success
with no other rations!
Those who have experienced the war
rior's rations OF the past will have "a
suspicion that yeast bread is for mol
lycoddles. no matter what may be said
as to the greater healthfulness OF the
new preparation.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-05-27
lT'SYOURk KIDNEYS
Don't Mistake the Cause of Your rrou
bles,

Many people never suspect their. id
eys. If suffering from lame. weak
or aching back they think that II Is
only a muscular weakness: when mr.
mary trouble sets I'm they think n win
soon correct itself And so il Is with
all the other symptoms OF kidney dis
orders. That is just where the danger
lies. You must cure these troubles or
they may lead to diabetes or Bright's
disease. The best remedy to use is
Doan's Kidney Pills. 1t cures All ills
which arc caused by weak or diseased
kidneys. Residents OF this vicinity
are constantly testifylng to permanent
cures.
John Kgosboe, S27 Cleveland ave.
lshpeming, Mich. says: 'For several
years l had attacks of kidney trouble
Dull headaches often came on me sud-
denly and l was also caused annov-
ance by disordered kidneys When I
had the good fortune TO hear OF Doan's
Kidney Pills, / procured supply and
they soon relieved me. This remedy
has always brought the same good re-
suits when l have taken it since NV
advice to anyone suffering from kid
ney trouble is to give Doans Kidney
pills a trial."
For sale by all dealers. Price 20
cents. Foster Miiburn Co., Buffal1
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doans-and
take no other.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-05-27

Members OF congress who must face
serious contests i'm their states or dis
tricts If they come back TO the next
congress have been much worried ever
since John Dwight. the republican
whip of the house of representatives.
issued his prediction thai che present
session would not adjouiu before July
Is. Even the most pes ml-tc MEM
bers had thought there would ne little
difficulty in getting away by the end
Of June, but a week u. passed since
Mr.. Dwight made his areca ~t and in
that time little prog Inns been made
That the prediction Nas made as a
bluff" for the purpos of impellng
both branches of congress to bestir
themselves was believed by the con-
gressional leaders, but there is danger
now that the session will run well into
July.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-05-27

Warden Russell of Marquette prison
Is the latest recruit to the idea Of pro-
viding for prisoners families out OF
the earnings OF the prisoners them
selves. He believes i'm it as a matter
of discipline for the prisoner and as a
matter OF Justice on the part Of the
state. In a small way and as an en-
couragement 20 overtime labor, the
warden has always encouraged pris-
orers TO earn amounts, necessarily
small. TO send home to their families
and while this may have assisted pris-
on discipline and facilitated work on
a contract. and no doubt was the very
best the warden could do under the
law, II cannot be said TO have been an
entirely just transaction between the
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-05-27

Is the comet in the evening sky as
conspicuous and interesting as il was
in the morning sky? The answer
must be sought from scientists who
have seen it in the morning as well as
in the evening. Human nature being
what it Is, there is little likelihood that
the early risers who saw the comet
when IL was i'm the east will ever admit
that the evening exhibition is equal
TO the morning exhibition. Everybody.
however, knows how people will boast.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-05-27

II Is reported that the union label
section of the A. +. of L., not yet a
year old, already has membership of
100000 I'm good standing.
The young women and girls en-
ployed In the tobacco factories of Tor
onto. Canada. have decided to bring
about the organization of a union.
The department OF agriculture is ex-
perimenting In several of the south
ern states with japanese grasses used
for mating.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-05-27

good sleep during my entire illness. L
also used Cuticura Resolvent and the
treatment was continued for about three
weeks. AT the end Of that time l was
able to be about the house, entirely
cured, and have felt no i'll effects since.
i would advise any person suffering
from any form OF skin trouble TO try the
Cuticura Remedies as / know what they
did for me. Mrs. Edward Nenning. l112
Salina St., Watertown. N. Y, April IL,
IQOo-p
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-05-27

James A. Patten lost over a million
in wheat yesterday, it's reported. We
read awhile ago that Patten had quit
the market, but il seems that was an
erroneous report. But perhaps he feels
like quitting now.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-05-27

tDItS from 1tuU 10 lttL
and for six weeks con-
fined TO my bed. Dur
ing that time | suffered
continual torture from
itching and burning.
After being given up by
my doctor | was adj
vised to try the Cuti-
cura Remedies. After
the first bath with Cuti-
cura Soap and applica-
ton Of Cuticura Oint-
Y,npN IgptDy,sI tIn Gr-N
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-05-27

In other words Lieut-Gov. Kelley
isn't particular what sort of a system
of taxation is adopted so long as some
method can be devised to soak the
mining companies.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-05-27
PERFECT.

"But his table manners are poor,
observed the old fashioned mother.
"Poorl Why, mammal" exclaims the
lashing daughter. "He took me to
lunch with him at the st. Gorgeous
and ordered nothing but the most eX-
pensive things on the menu!"-Judge.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-05-27

New York City, May 2S.-Quictly
and peacefully the final curtain in life's
drama is being dropped which win end
the career of one of Americas foremost
actresses, Clara Morris, now totally
blind, who has but slight chance of
recovering from this last illness.
Her stage career belongs properly to
the last generation though her writ
ings and biographical sketches have
continued to interest readers over the
entire world. Less than four months
ago her last piece of fiction appeared
i'm one of the current magazines
Miss Morris early efforts on the
stage were in her home town of Clcve-
land, Ohio. She became member of
the ballet in the Academy of Music
when she was 10 years old. Her clev
crness and attractiveness won her
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-05-27

Hughie Jennings is going to get mar
ried. His bride-to-be has made a fine
catch.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-05-27

friends on every side, and within a
few years she was sought out and be-
came leading lady at Woods theater
i'm Cincinnati. 1t was Daily who, par
tally through good judgment and par
/ tally through force of circumstances,
was fortunate enough to discover the
real talent possessed by Miss Morris
in the emotional roles. At his Fifth
Avenue theater she appeared as a star
i'm number of plays, including Ca
mile, Alike, Miss Mutton, Mercy Mer-
rick in THE New Magdalen," and Cora
i'm IL Article"
In 1874 Miss Morris married Freder-
ick Harriott. During recent years she
has written extensively for current
magazines and has published several
pieces of fiction, many of which deal
with her stage life.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-05-27

The Bakers Union at Mayaguez,
Porto Rico is on strike to enforce hy-
gienic conditions i'm bakeries there. 1t
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-05-27
BEDR|DDEN WITH
ECZEMA SIX Weeks
itching, Burning Eruption from
Head to Foot = Doctor Gave Her
Up EntireIy-First Application Of
Cuticura Brought Relief and Sleep.
CUTICURA REMEDIES
EFFECT PERFECT CURE

Four years ago 1 suffered severely
with terrible eczema, being q mass OF
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-05-27

News Want Ads bring results.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-05-27
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~ 81 page Cuticura Book, mailed Tree. rvlns
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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-02-04
CATHOLICS IN
UNITED STATES
There Are Over Twenty-Five Millions
Under United States Flag at
Present Time.

There are 22,5S7079 Catholics under
the United States flag, according ia
advance sheets of the Wiltzius Officia.
Catholic Directory, published in Mil
waukee. The count includes the Cath.
olics of the United States proper
Alaska, the Philippines, Porto Rico
and the Hawaii Islands. The Catholic
population under the British flag, ac.
cording to the same directory, is
12.053,41S.
In the United States proper there
are 14,347,027 Catholics, showing a
gain Of 111,576 over a year ago.
The directory shows 4,S45 parochial
schools in the United States, with an
attendance of 1,237,251.
The Catholic population OF the lead
ing states in the Union is as fol.
lows:
New York, 2.722, $40; Pennsylvania,
1,494,766. Illinois dropped from sec.
ond to third place with 1,443,752. Mas.
sachusetts is next with 1,373,772. Ohio
has 619,256; Louisiana, 57,431; Wis
consin, 532,217: New Jersey, 496 900;
Michigan. 1851; Missouri. 52,7oS; ,
Minnesota, 427,627: California, 3s1..
500; Connecticut, 100000; Texas, 2S3,.
917; Iowa. 242,009; Rhode Island, 242,.
900; Indiana, 21s,57S; Kentucky, 1884,
29e