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The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1910-02-17
TWO AUTMOBILES
WERE IN
COLLISION.
NET AT CORNER OF BEACH AND
ORANGE AVENUE-NO ONE IN
JURED.

a few minutes before noon today
Maxwell runabout owned by Alex Bur
den, and a heavy touring car, collid-
ed at the corner of Beach street and
Orange avenue. resulting in broken
wheel for the lighter car, with no
apparent injury to the other
Mr.. Burden, who was driving his own
car was accompanied by his daughter,
while the touring car contained only
the driver.
Mr.. Burden, who had just come from
the South Bridge turned we'll to the
right to put him on the right side OF
the road, going west on Orange Ave-
but the driver of the touring car held
his left and cut the corner short to
turn north on Beach St, putting his
car directly in front of Mr.. Burden
who struck with his right front whee'
demOlishing it.
The driver Of the touring car was
apparently in the wrong in turning
the corner as he did instead OF run
ing to the middle of Beach street, as
ordinance prescribes. He gave the
number of the car to Mr.. Burden.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1910-02-17

**FOR SALE or TRADE-3112 II.
panel cabin cruising launch just re-
built, new II h. p. double cylinder
Lathrop engine, speed 8 miles. VIII
sell or trade for automobile or small
Ter boat, with power. Answer quick.
R. w. T. P. o. Box 538.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1910-02-17
TRAIN RACES DOWN ICY
MOUNTAIN RAILS; KILLS z.
SEVERAL OTHERS INJURED ON
LEHlGH VALLEY ROAD NEAR
WILKES-BARRE PENN.

WILKES BARRE, Pa, Feb. 17-Con
ductOr Shea and Fireman Bennett
we're killed and several others in
jured today when a Lehigh Valley
freight train on the mountain divis-
ion got beyond control, and dashing
down a steep grade, crashed into the
rear Of another train. Icy rails cause
the accident
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1910-02-17
REV. d. COOPER
< SUDDENLY
DIES AT DANA
AT ONE O'CLOCK THIS AT
TERNOON 49, UNTIL RECENTL
" PASTOR or KINGSTON M.
&. CHURCH.

A telegram received this afternoon
from DANA, conveyed the sad intel
fgence of the death at that place OF
Ray J. Langdon Cooper, until quite
recently pastor of the NJ. E. church.
south. OF Kingston. where his wife
and a married daughter now are.
The telegram, which was addressed
70 Mrs. Cooper, briefly stated that
her husband died suddenly at 100.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1910-02-17
Il Ties
PAYABLE
BIZ APRIL 10.
- N The DEMocRATic
.,.ss EVERYONE MUST
- OWN POLL TAX UNoE
NV LAW.

the Democratic primaries
....s nat pOH taxes be paid
n.i Tor the years 1908 and
- new law enacted by the
,ssnrs every one must pay
All tax. This viii probably
. sasct Of making the reg
1ehier than usual for in
throughout the State it
49, ~ custom Of many candi-
{. n,f d pol taxes in order
81 nors voters.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1910-02-17
I0 glEHM CONFINED
70 BED BY INFLUENZA.

Tons say HIS CONDITION is
~ sERous. HOWEVER, AND
e REcovERV rs EXPECTED
N,snr.
Feb. 1.-THE Kaiser is
e bis BED today by an attad
~ Physicians say his con-
,a serious and an early re.
koked for.
lpesday, pearl pin, with
pad center. Return to The
fslmetto avenue. Reward.
dls-St
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1910-02-17

Mrs. L. Vining. Of Ormond' Is d.
the Robauuon Sanitarium under treat
ment.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1910-05-18

8te man in Rubtaab
0ertmGIer entpirft. Jn Der
Reitbahn bes Qeters5uroer marmprs
puIois bat man Dor eini9en 5aqsn "a
Gntpirfe gu einem ReiteritdnbbiIo oes
G}aren QIeranber III. ausgeitellt uno
y5outs petersburg" panoerts bin, iih
bic WlooeLle All beiehen. Wtebrers
QreiIe famen CUR 8ertbsilunq. Den
eriten oapon, 2000 RubeI, erhtelt Der
4tabemieproTsFor r. r. Bad, cen
3rpeiten in 00be BON 1900 Rubsl her
giIobQuer R. g. ganroff unb ben britt
ten BON 1000 Rubel Der 2taoemieproz
fefIor 81. q. 1itisboff. Sept bat Elm
dlterer getersburosr 9inItIer cine Orr
tlarung per0ffentlidt, in Der er behaupz
let, 7psi pon orei prcisq,trDnten Gnts
tpiirIen ieien nihts 2lnberes ols -
qlaQiate. Oas WlobcQ R. R. 9ah'5
iteue cine 1enaue Rahahmurg bes Yitz
tor Emanuel TentmaIs in mailauo
bar uno bic Crnameute bes Qi.beitais
ieien gum Ibeil tinem GaribaIois
OsntmnI, gum IbsiI sinem 9ruTeltr
StunobiIoe entIebnt. unO bas MI
Dem britter Qreiie bebadts WooeQ
bss QrofsTors g16isboff isi eine aopie
bon Deritieoenen G3arenosntmdIer7,
Die fjd in 9isp. SaIogir unb gietps
&liutIn beFinben. Die Surp, bic Of
fenbar ni6t ourh Elm usbermab ben
Sahturos beihpert 1T. nabm Dieie
GrtlGrunq BON @srbIiiFfung unb G-z
itaunen bin unb befhlob bic itIeuni1s
QusiGreibung elmer nsuen aorturran5.
Wa5 nit ben QtaoemieprofeiIoren ass
fheben piro, bic Die ruiiiihen 9.oriTfs
BON W}etn uno 8ein auf bas ge1iet
Der aunit Su iibsrtragen perIuht ta=
ben, bapon perIautet bisbsr nod
nitts 80.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1910-05-18
nenoen Steppe. bic ousfdlieBlid bel
WierfiihIern al1 nPhiiren ffhRint

nenben Steppe, bic ouslhlieblid ben
9ierfiiBlern 81 sebOren fbeint.
Wenn i6 lie berannaben fdb, Die
grdue WoIte, ipenn if pas 9lDten Der
iungen 2dmmer borte, 70 empfdnb ih
itets Die inteniipite ssreube. Der ar=
men 9robItabtpfldnse mar suntut1e.
ais bore fie bic Stirme Der Grbs, bic
babeim ppn oenl1nbeiltrGFien Der Glef.
trisitGt iibertDnt piro. Die briaantenz
baft breini6duenben 0irten nit ihrsn
2an3en, 8iihien lnb DeeFern entz
itamn1ten meiit ben Q6ru3Sen, iie nab
men IS ais Elm Spmpliment, baB mir
tbren unnabbdren Bergen etnen 8eIu6
gema6t Adtten.
Salo fannten mir bic Stelle, bel Der
beim Inbru6 Der 0unfeIbett RaIt gsz
madt lpurbe. Stets 1charten iih bic
8uritigen nm cine 3titerne. Wabrlia
Elm bibltIdes Bib. Sa mar Elm 9runz
nen auf bem 5eloe - iie pflegten bic
9erben ale baieIbIt 3u perIammellt-,
unb aIIo bic S6afe gu trdnten.
Die 8uben fperrten ieoe 3uIammenz
eebOrenbe Seroe spti9en Elm nebarti.
ges Sitter, tpGbrenb Die 2tnfiibrer Die
idumtgen MutterI6afe gu ibrer 9fIi6t
5lpingen muBten. Die @ioeripenitissn
nolIten Iieber Gras abrupfen, oIs ous
eben 8eborsns Idugsn. llmIpnIt, Iis
puroen 3piI6en 3tpei Stdbe gebunben
unb nun i6ludte Der brolliee Sprobs
ling naGh !oer3snsluIt Die ndbrenoe
Mttld. Damn crit i6irrten Die MauIs
there ab uno benuBtsn bus Sattel.
Seuq oIs Gunapee. Die Suuoe, bic tpis
peiBe DOlfe ausIaben uno etlpa beIer@
tirenocn 90dsn ospoItiosn Snreden
einjd9ten, rparen bsm 5abmen 8enuB
bes 3utsrs, nit bem ih mir i'm Raj
feebaus Die Suihen gu fiQen piIegte,
GuBerit 3ugangIth.
Der !0eimne9 uuter bem ipeiten
!6immeIsgep0Ibe, an bsm Die Sterns
fhnuppen gleich Ieudtenoem St1ub
berunterrieIelten. mar Ybautaftereien
pobl 9eneiqt. G,.i Qrobsn Stuufen
meinte i'd nit qeipsnitifhem 0efOIgs
burh bic 0untelbeit gIeiten 3u ieben.
6ier bate er ben @0gsIn nadgsIteQt,
noriiber er ielbit Elm treffIiteS 9uh
geidrieben, bier begIeitetsu ibn rtht
nur bic 9nappen nit TaIten, ionbern,
pie Roumsr berihtet, aud .ge8dbmte
2soporoen, bic. ipis es iheint. binter
Dem Reiter auf bem Pferbs faBsu-uno
mad einem qe9ebenen 3eiben gum
5ange bsrabiprangsn." - 9isfss
Stpsigsn lieQt auf Der nddtliten
Ginobe, ben Iraum Deg 8Ian3es bal
lie au8Qstrdumt, uno fou man Dante
QIouben, 10 1T Der frsioentenoe &eber,
Der nit SorQsenen perfebrte, in Die
60ue qebonnt, 1rijbisliQ GIodenges
Idut tIinqt pon5oqgid beriibsr, Ihmar3
unO unbetmiih eriheint Die SiIhouette
Der Wormonnentatbebrale. Die Stuot
tbut ibre 5bOre duf unb bos grobs
Wunber Der Ratur Iisgt binter uns.
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NorddeutscherEioud
L0N0oN-paRfs-sRsmEy

LOF0OR-paRfS-HHE
geseiHdstot Snnellbom ompfer Irbea 1isuitas.
gatenyrtns Sin Sssilie"L ,,aaifsr Aifsam bsf
Swsne"' "sTonsftn5 &nteim", .aaiier Eiise!m
8t8eImafes Soitbantptcrfahrt tessa Tienitaa
nit usaeu GoppsiffrdHbeasr emsfern
1900 Ionnengebalt 100 CUB lang. 40 s;ub brett
.gerrss s9af5iatstnn", ,gttnS Srissr.h aDil.
&C., -Srrs9aa", DSrtnsss alice, ,,g3nrbassHa",
,,Grenen",
HeatlMgffse Hoftoampicr iebxn Tpunerftes
nTHeiH "@lntn", 9nesrip".
WttteImeer gubrf.
Gg6RAt TER-EEspEk- -cENDa
.Wfguiart efneiibampfer ieseH eamsfas.
.Sttlta" lHet) ySarbaraiIaA, ,aDntein aeuts
fe", "aonis aibert",- rex!assFin Jrens".
,,Ye6ar",
Bor3lpI. Gtrri6tnHg In ftriiiten urb 2fpif6enbeS
rHrbbdnatge Iourer nm bte WeIt.
~Zra0elers ebed" phiita FIBER bic snnse Bs1.
OElRfCHs CO.. Hsnacsvay. NJ
GeHerdIaaeeuten.
W8enien tar Cincinnati:
German sgsniIonnl @nnt; s5irlt gsnftonnf gcui
Z uno @aInnt gnGss; gBeftan German sori
Ct: Etft5.G5tro gattonrl Ban.; HsteStou 6sS
man Deus. earrtfca 1sS G0tsaan a6aA
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Sdnfer 40 perRa,lfett:
CORRYVILLE

Iurscn. gleues ~ sii36ige5 5ulis, eittbnlieno
9 tebr groBe 3tnirier; dliseroem 2 fintibeo
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bertntefbcu Iniien nm quite 2tnfen nIlf bic aes
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gang nefr1brt nber IN ben perdruten 5t1ins
ben. man fteiqe ditS bon her RtresGIifton
Gar an Gorrp Giraffe ruo nebe ba1n petfItb
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G d) ne / ia.

Gdafiner: o6ier lit Ole 9totbIetne
9e5Ogen moroen2"
&eutnant: ,eSanohl, foiort llnlfeh.
renl Bin in unrihtigen 3ug einge.
Itiegeu."
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toOes-AnsetSea.
etarb am @sontaa. Sen 16. mai 1910.
.franers C. Urimnlslsman,


HtUs u aE VI q w
geliebte Satin ban C5. 8. Grimmelsmdn, I'm
utter bon 90 Sabrer, 1T ibrer gsohniIne. no.
925 ad Cope Mpenuc gIice 0iH 3te Beerois
eune finnet am grnneritag. ben ~, Mat 1910
0tcraen3 1ibr, ennt 9rdnerbauie aus ftntt
iuorduf nm 5zs llhr in oer seiltgen Gdrniiie,
strdpe Elm feterIid1e5 Ncqutem dbeebaltaH uiro.
Bite, fetne EIunlcn. 10
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Apmliide Sriiblinsstase.
@on 90. Marcuffs.

sSogoia, bic Stabt Der Stoufen.-4tes
tat Der Gnaldnoer. - Der 8idrotno
9ublieo. - 9ds apuIifde 2Gelnss
Lamb.
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gn uerRanfett /: Eerfdjieoenes.

GIN Bertoble Efen bilia: ball 100
Intb gsrro; Seths sSnbrudt; 1T fc out tple
Heu. 2. 9tnton, 9etbeI. Ebto.
Ont ebenbe 8d6erei; aIles qdbsnnerfdiif
Aap5nfrdaen glo. 305 gseft nicgiiden sOeHue.
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Qro hlE a ns.

s5suts babe ih einnal einsm bic
3dhns gsseigt!" prohlte 6ans 6aIsn.
rub. % mar tr bsim labnarats genes
fen
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3arte q II b beutung.

Serr: rfsr1ulein aldrden, id) liebe
Gie imniisiprehlif."
.4f), bo peroen Sie cor ,tidt NIT
Waulo reoen susnssLA
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Su permtet9eR.

% OBJ bltrtes 3immer; moberucr Comfort,
IN oeufl1er 4srloGifGEItIte. 9boHe Aortb
1852 R. 1873
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81 a . cbea in einet fIeiHeu sganlllie Eiaa
eipaIiemeuts, 5lai !. elbaHh. Babe 9nrnsI
Ape. Aponeale.
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W ohen In eirer fleiHeH SariI.e e71
G!efsrroob glne., slboubaie
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81 q d en- IN etaer iIeirea SdmiIie bon MIR :
9egloneH; fetH ssaiten. il2 CT unteerisis
NpflHe
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mlab6en, lr has Sseifssiuiuter Sli retHieeR
S1aiu's Gate. e2e Sine Slr.
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gaaen.annrsi6e lar CT g,egl9eu
HGeHHe.
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gt d D D. en- fiiT uIlsrmeIne Suusdrbetf: gutter
Eobn. b32 alms 8lace. g5dInui Sias.
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@l Gh6eu fiT einfadses spneu in eirer gSa.
mile ron 2 gerioHea. sis SleHpeoe aoe..
gpunaaIe.
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grfabreue aodiH: better po5n 6TB Rori
Crescent apr., aeoaoais Juhraeib besGbli
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9anb.mabdsn on gadeH. III SinsIa
Girabe
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mdbhsn far etuia6es ao6eu 25 Git 8.
EirnEe
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81 . chtn. tpeIfs auch bic Srlfsarsett beforser
tenn H etneT 5ugIiIie bon 0erioueu: ieid
geninen. 5!Gt 9. a.aaon. 9urHei sleenne
apcusale.
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Snnaer aunn. nm has 9ddraeind't Al
erIernen; elmer BET ettoas nancH berftebt
ipiro oorae5oaeT. 1s24 EOcamore Cir.
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9rfabrenes giasden ceer etae Traa ais
Go6sn. lil2 Race Cir.
The Detroit times., 1910-01-11

II seems possible that Secretary
Knox has bitten on more than Uncle
Sam can chew In his effort to run the
Affairs of Nicaragua. Mexico. with the
sympathy IL not more substantial
backing OF all Central America and
some OF the European powers. pre-
poses to protect Zelaya and force rec
ognition OF Zelaya's man Madriz rs
president.
The predicament arises through two
things-the execution by Zelaya OF two
nliibusters from the United States and
the notion, that Uncle Sam has got to
police" the irascible and irresponsi-
BILE Central American states.
lf Zelaya executed Americans who
were engaged In legitimate occupa-
ton In Nicaragua. every gunboat and
marine at Uncle Sans command
should be made available TO secure
justice and reparation. hut the evi-
dence In possession OF our government
all goes to show that the two Ameri-
cans had been I'm Nicaragua for some
time encouraging rebellion against
the lawfully constituted government.
and were conspiring TO perpetrate still
greater rascality when arrested. II
may be true that Zelaya's government
was bad for Nicaraguans. but we take
no ofhcial notice OF the indescribable
infamies perpetrated on the Yakuls
by Mexico. and II two Americans want
to make a business OF melting rebel
The Detroit times., 1910-01-11
From Another Point of View


uked a
Dismissal. and he is not alone. Balinger
senatorial job?
Customer: Il called to have brothers
Photographer: Your brothers
Customer; Yep; Bills
Employees of the
justice.
Scientists unable
years old OF only eooooo leaving us In dreadful
tina; $ gone
Nuln Mullins make In
battle
the referee would II
The Detroit times., 1910-01-11
Tuesday. January H..
1910
LOOK TO HOME. UNCLE: II
AND LET KNOX GAG

lion and assassination In any foreign
country, IL is their private lookout.
not our governments. II they are not
treated tenderly by their intended
victims. .
Since the treaty OF 1907 there has
been more or less tacit understand
ing that Uncle Sam and Mexico should
police" those uneasy Central Amer
lean states. or nations. or mobs. or
whatever they deserve TO be called.
The policing Is based wholly upon
the interests OF the great American
trust hogs and the families Of Diax.
Carroll and other Official aristocrats
who run Mexico, body. soul and wallet,
for their own gain. Now. we are told
that Uncle Sam Is looking to BRASIL
to help do the policing" which makes
Mexico very defiant and sassy. and
Diaz is going 10 perpetrate "an act OF
international discourtesy" upon TAFT
and Knox by recognizing Madriz.
Just why Uncle Sam should be on
''po!icing" measly little Nicaragua.
while corporate thieves are stealing
franchises and thousands OF his own
broad acres mt home. Is unexplainabie.
II would seem only decent and gentle
manly in him TO call off his police. let
Knox gag on the international dis
courtesy" that he's cooked up. and. X
he wants TO get even with Mexico,
sick old j. Pierp Morgan on to taking
fall out OF the value OF Mexico
money.
The Detroit times., 1910-01-11

wonder Of wonders" flashed over the
world. Tests made by scientists OF
the University of Pennsylvania showed
no trace of any known force. Ergo,
perpetual motion was an assured
fact,
All Kelley had to do was TO snap
his fingers. look wise, and his ma
chinery would buzz like six-cylinder
automobile. In the height Of his glory
he said that with one quart OF water
he would be able to send train from
Philadelphia to San Francisco. Ether
waves did II. he declared.
Lppincott's Magazine maintained
that "the brain OF an Aristotle was
needed to discern and grasp Keeleys
The Detroit times., 1910-01-11

the inspiration of the North and DIX
ie" OF the South. In the little difi-
Guilty with Spain. "Thereu Be Hot
Time in the Old Town Tonight" was
actually believed by Cubans and Fill
pinos to be the most expressive song
OF the United States.
And now--who can say? All the
good old tunes have their place, ana
there is little sense In threatening
the life of the chief Of the division OF
music for the congressional library
because he ventures TO assert that
Yankee Doodle" Is becoming passee.
Oficially, The Star Spangled Ban
ner" is still the national air, but II
is unsingable and foreign exotic,
anyway.
Someone may yet produce the per
feet American national song. like the
.'Marseillaise" for France or The
Watch on the Rhine" for Germany.
But II cannot be made TO order
Boston Post.
The Detroit times., 1910-01-11

ideas. to interpret and define them" ("
Keeley's excuse for not allowing
anyone into the secret was based
upon the commercial value. When his
stockholders kicked he hurled such
terms at them as molecular vibra-
tion," sympathetic equilibrium" "oc-
cillation OF the atom" and the aver
age man quailed beneath his superior
glance.
One day Keeley died. and then the
whole hoax was exposed by excava-
tions made under the house. Hidden
in a cellar was a large globe. which
had been filed with compressed air;
all about were brass tubes. connect
ing the globe In the cellar with the
perpetual motion" machine In the
room above, and all the cheap trick
cry was laid bare
The Detroit times., 1910-01-11
THE TRIAL DIVORCE;
WE HAVE 1T AT LAST

The latest thing In trial divorces
was served up TO Mr.. and Mrs. VIM.
Woholes In an Illinois court The
decision OF the court expressly states
that the husband and wife are di-
yorced for Ave years. after which
they can live together IL they desire.
A limited divorce decree necessar-
lily implies an inability. upon the part
OF one or both OF the persons divorced,
to marry until such limitation has
been removed by the court--or In the
case cited above. the period OF Ave
years has elapsed.
IL must require a brain Of great
phophetic vision and wonderful legal
acumen 10 determine. the period OF
time that a divorced husband and wife
should remain apart
The Illinois Judge is to be congrat-
ulated IL he possesses such brain.
We may in the future expect him
The Detroit times., 1910-01-11
THE NATIONAL AIR.

Why all this pother at Washington
about the national air? There never
has been any national air-or, rather,
there have been half dozen, each
suited TO its time and place. In the
DAYS OF the Revolution. Yankee
Doodle" had the seat OF honor. Begin
ming with ridicule, It. stuck In the
hearts OF the patriots. For the war OF
1912 Hail Columbia" best expressed
American sentiment. Soon after The
Star Spangled Banner reigned su-
preme. When the Civil war had fair
ly begun John Browns Body was
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to weigh on his trial" divorce scales
the hearts OF each couple as they
present themselves before him for an
annulment OF their nuptial vows. To
some. out OF a wisdom inconceivable
TO the ordinary layman, this Solomon
DEGREES one year. TO others whose
hearts are stonier he hands out two..
three or five years.
AT the expiration OF the time limit
set upon their connubial affections
We may see these selfsame couples
taking up again the threads OF mar.
ried life.
The time lock is a very valuable
thing in business life. but only when
set by the individual who knows when
IL should unlock.
There is only one who can safely be
relied upon to set a time lock on two
living. throbbing hearts.
And he is not on the Illinois bench.
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WIT OF OUR TOTS.

Dottie, aged four. breathlessly
ey. When this was accomplished, she
said with a shake OF the finger, There
naughty thing. now | hope you will
stay buttoned."
"You mustn't yawne when there's
company" reproved Edwards mother.
But, mamma" complained Edward.
That's the only time l can't help
yawning."
Marian, the daughter OF drummer
for an eastern house. was visiting In
the country. She was overheard say
ing this to q little neighbor:
"Tve seen your sister. and I've seen
YOUR brother, and I've seen your moth.
er. but never see your father-l
guess he's a travelling salesman"
II was Henrys first year at school,
and he was learning to read. One
day he was coming over a newspa'
per.
what does m-u-s-t spell?" he
asked. His mother told him.
And what does ache spell?" She
told him, and added that II meant
pain.
We'll" he announced triumphantly,
here Il says something about a man
with a pain on his face"
His mother looked and found that
what the man had on his face was
mustache.
Tommy, aged 1-2. had seen his
grandfather place his false teeth In a
glass OF water.
you'd feel funny" he laughed. III
I'd hand you a walnut to crack right
now"
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CONGRATULATIONS

ONCE, and Theodore Roosevelt.
Joe Choate. who appeared as spe-
clai attorney for Canadian Club: War
WICK Nj. Hough, who has lobbied for
II years to defeat pure food legisla-
ton land whose position the president
exactly snstains): the National Asso-
ciation of Rectifiers, whom Hough
represents: and the gentlemen who
contributed 100000 to the Taft cam
paign fund are TO bs oongrstuiatsd
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A wonderfully contrived machine.
called ''vibratory generator by, its
inventor" John Worrell Keeley. was
exhibited to an awed lot of Philadel-
phians Nov. 10, 1874. by that prince
Of charlatans. who posed for q quar-
ter OF century al the worlds great
est inventor and discoverer.
From old Philadelphia news Of this
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President Taft has found a way to
relieve the makers OF imitation
Uhiskey from the operation of the
rpo food law
!. - doing 70 he has reversed three
1nro1 court decisions. the former at
<moy general. the secretary Of agri-
1So. the chief chemist. the Rens-
Doord. the internal revenue bureau,
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Dora, the mere thought OF you sets
my heart to thro5bing tumultuously!"
"Oh. Geoffrey. have told you hun.
dred times that you smoke too much
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