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The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29
TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY

for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't
Smart-Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, Csc,
soc, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in
Aseptic Tubes, 25c, $1.00. Eye Books
and Eye Advice Free by Mail.
Murine Eye Remedy Co. Chicago.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29
At the First Try

What do you think of my dough
nuts, George?"
Dear, you are a wonder!"
do you think so, really, darling?"
II certainly do. Scientists have
been trying for years to produce arti-
fetal rubber, and here you do it the
first rattle out of the box
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29
So They Saw

Stranger say, my lad, what is con-
sidered a good score on these links I?
Caddie-Well, sir, most of the gents
here tries to do it in as few strokes as
they can, but it generally takes a few
more.-Scottish American.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29

could not DO any or
my homework. My
sickness-was called
Retrohexion. When
/ would sit down I
felt as if 1 could not
ge t up. 1 k
Lydia E. Pinkham's
V e &c t a bic Com
pound and did just
as you told me and
now 1 am perfectly
cured, and have a
big baby boy" =
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29
An Exactinq Personaqe.

Il suppose you find life easier
since the summer boarders have
gomez"
Nope" replied Farmer Corntossel;
we're workin' an worryin' just as
much as ever tryin' to keep the hired
man contented."
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29
MSPOHN'S -

This is the name of the greatest of all
remedies for Distemper, Pink Eye, Heaves,
and the like among all ages of horses. Sold
by Druggists, Harness Makers, or send to
the manufacturers. $50 and $lO0 bottle.
Agents wanted. Send for free book Spohn
Medical Co., Spec. Contagious Diseases,
Goshen Ind
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29
No Hurry.

What are you in such a rush
about?"
Promised to meet my wife at three
o'clock down at the corner"
We'll, there's no hurry. 1t isn't four
o'clock yet
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29
Old oaken Bucket.

Doctor Ito typhoid patient)-Do you
remember where you drank water?
Patient Gan actor)-Oh, yes! 1t was
back on the dear old farm-twenty
years ago!-Puck.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29
Both UnpardonabIe.

agnes says she will never have
anything more to do with Gladys"
(Which did Gladys recommend? A
dressmaker or summer hotel?"-
Harper's Bazaar.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29

We often hear the expression, "as
poor as a church mouse" But even a
church mouse doesn't have to live on
the collections
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29
The Family GrowIer.

why are you weeping. little boy?"
81 broke de pitcher
well, there's no use crying over
split milk
"G'wan! Dis wuz beer."-Louis-
vile Courier-Journal
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29
The Difference.

81 don't see any difference between
you and a trained nurse except the
uniform" said her sick husband.
"And the salary" she added,
ughtfully.-Harper's Bazaar.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29
Now He Knows.

"On what grounds does your father
object to me?" he asked.
On any grounds within a mile OF
our house." she answered.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29

Chimmie=G'wan-

Chimmie-G'wan, you're no ball
player. Yer couldn't ketch a foul If
it was moultin'i
Patsy-Gittout, you couldn't ketch
a fly If it was stuck on sticky fy-par
per till it was dead as merlasses!
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29

1t seems as though women's styles
change so often merely to keep mems
noses down to the grindstone.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29
Pettit.s Bye saive Restores.

No matter how badly the eyes may be
disea sed or injured. All druggists or How
ard Bros, Buffalo. II. Y.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29

1t will never rain roses. If we want
more roses we must plant more trees.
George Eliot.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29

Many who used to smoke l0c cigars
low buy Lewis Single Binder straight &C.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29
Tu1nor+an+ TO AHotnera

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
signature sap &c Of &MfAZzzsM
In Use For Over 80 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29

There are some rich men who have
made their fortunes honestly Also
you may have heard of the needle In
the haYstack
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29

Mrs. WinslOvz-s Soothing Syrup.
For children teething. softens the gums reduces
Aammation- 2llays pain cures wind collie. 25c bota
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29

Anything left to be done at your
leisure seldom gets doDe--S. Martin.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM
Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTHLRS
CHILL TONIC You know what you are taking.
The formula Is plainly printed every bottle,
allowing it is simply Quinine and Iron IN taste
less form. The Quinine drives out the malaria
and the Iron builds the system Sold by all
dealers for 30 years Price 50 cents.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29
ANOTHER
WOMAN
| CURED
ByLydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Black Duck, Minn.-''About a year
ago wrote you that was sick and
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29

GOOD HOUSEKEEPERS
Use the best. That's why they buy Red
Cross Ball Blue. At leading grocers cents.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29

When 1t comes to giving uppercuts
pugilists are not in 1t with BARRIERS.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29

A woman hates her enemies longer
than she loves her friends.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-10-29

Kidney trouble preys
upon the mind, discour-
ages and lessons ambi-
ton; beauty, vigor and
cheerfulness soon disap-
pear when the kidneys
: or diseased. For good re-
Kilmer's Swamp-Root the
At druggists. Sam
lail free, also pamphlet.
Ter 81 Co., BinRhamton, N. Y.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-16
SHIPS HER HUSBANDS
HEART OVER TO SPAIN
Widow Adhsrss 20 Custom and Sends
u ~ Proof Of Her Right TO
an Estate.

III Goxakcs
PITT6BURG, Aug. 16.-In accord
ance with the usages and laws OF
Spain pertaining to the death OF mem
bers of the royal house of that coun-
try and lesser persons Of the nobility.
Nine. Blanca de OWES, widow Of the
late Count Julian de OWES. former
Chilean consul to this city, arrived
here to arrange for afiidavfts and
documents which will be sent to Spain
with the heart OF her dead husband.
Numerous customs must be adhered
to to allow heirs Of dead noble to In
herit property. One OF these 10 the
sending to Madrid Of the heart Of the
deceased. with afidavits and other
data Identifying It.
Nine. de OWES claims that her hus-
band would have been one OF the heirs
Of many acres Of property not far
from Madrid, embracing twentyfour
parishes and In which are twenty-four
churches. She has decided to comply
with the requirements of the Spanish
law pertaining to the death abroad OF
scions of royalty.
This includes the taking Of the
heart from the body, after death. by
the attending physicians and having
II embalmed for the purpose OF send
ing II to Spain, to repose In the spe-
cial sepulchre destined for II.
In the case Of the heart Of Count de
Ovies, the necessary preparations
were begun shortly after death had
taken place. and In addition to its
being accompanied by the necessary
affidavits of the attending physicians,
It has also been formally identified
by special officials sent from Wash
ington, D. c., for that purpose.
Count de OWES died April % at the
residence Of his son, at Episcopal
clergyman, in Birmingham. Ala. Nine.
de OWES has been making her home
there since that time. She stated
that II will take over q month to have
the necessary documents perfected,
after which they will be sent to
Madrid. where her legal representa-
tives Will take the steps necessary to
protect the claims that she will pre-
fer both on behalf OF herself and OF
her family.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-16
ALL MANNER OF QUEER
THINGS AFTER A STORM
Fish Are Found In the Streets, Cars
Are Tied Up and Lighting
Shocks Young Children.

EVANSVILLE, Ind, Aug. 16.-For
three hours rain fell in torrents al.
most equal to cloudburst and the
streets were so flooded that the
sewers could not carry off the water,
Hail and lighting caused much dam.
age, disabling telegraph and tele.
phone lines and Gripping the plant
of the Evansville Gas & Electric Co
Shortly after midnight several fish
were picked up along Water-st. and
Main-st. near the river. They either
fell from the clouds during the heavy
downpour OF rain or were forced ur
In the sewers from the river. Many
of the fish were eight inches long.
The street cars were practically
tied up until midnight and many peo.
pie had to walk home. At the outing
farm, near the city. there was a panic
among the children who are spending
the summer there and several we're
shocked by lightning Several re-
ports OF stock being killed I'm the field
by lightning have reached the city.
During the storm many of the boats
ON the Ohio river were forced to tie
up. The damage from washouts along
railroads and traction lines was very
heavy.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-16

500 feet long. and has q diameter Of
AZ feet. The capacity is 1880 cubic
meters.
The central section always re-
mains in horizontal position, but
the fore and aft sections may be
inclined upward or downward, or to
the right and left. The fore section,
for instance, might be pointed upward
and the aft section downward stimuli
taneously, or the fore section might
be inclined to the right, and the aft
section to the left simultaneously.
So they call II the worm airship.
The different sections can be sep
arated from one another in the air
within two minutes, simultaneously
or singly. The fore section has a
length Of 81 feet, the central section
1876 feet, and the aft section SO feet.
Each section supports three cars,
two OF which carry motors, while the
third IL reserved for the crew.
Surprising the airship in war time
has made important observations, the
fore section might be detached and
sent back to headquarters with infor-
nation and photographs, while the
remaining two sections continue their
@SaAesA Ao~OahOAtOAAho. IL var
liable information Is subsequently, pro-
cured, the aft section Is similarly de-
tached and sent back. II one section
sustains serious damage, its crew
boards the other sections, and the
damaged part is cut loose and aban-
doned.
Each OF the smaller sections is d.
vided into four alright compartments,
while the central section Is divided In
to 10 alright compartments.
After landing the entire frame can
be easily taken to pieces, packed and
transported.
The total cost OF the airship Is ap-
proximately $4,000.
Many experts regard II as superior
to all existing types.
The airship Is fitted with new type
Of motor invented by the German en-
gineer, Bucherer.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-16
GOING FOR PHON0GRAPHS
OF INDIAN TRIBAL SONGS
Woman Agent Of the Government 10
No Novice In Gathering and
Preserving Them.

BRAINARp, Mimi. Aug. 1'6.--As
agent of the bureau of ethnology at
Washington, Miss Frances Densmore
passed through the city on her way
to the Leech Lake Indian reservation,
where she will make special study
of the music of the Chippewas, hav-'
ing visited the Red Lake, Mile Laos
and other reservations.
Several hundred OF the tribal songs
have been recorded on the phono-
graph and sent to the Smithsonian In.
stitute for preservation and reference.
Miss Densmore has taken these rec.
ords, transcribed them In piano score
and analysed them scientifically. She
has also made a study Of Filipino mu.
sic, and thinks the Chippewa music
is OF high grade and most excellent
occupying higher plane than the
few tones embraced In the music orig
mating In our island possessions.
The voice of one of the leading
chiefs OF the northern Chippewas
Gemi- Urinac, Is preserved In phono
graph record at Washington.
OF special interest to Miss Dens
more will be the Indian celebration al
the Leech Lake agency. One OF the
features furnishing her with rich ma
terial for study will be the war and
squaw dances Of the Chippewas. One
voluce of Miss Densmore's researches
Is now In press and will soon be ready
for distribution. The second volume
will appear In the near future.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-16
AUSTRIAN GOLD MEDAL
FOR A ST. LOUIS MAN
Henry studnIcxka Honored for Die
tinguIshed valor at the Battle
Of Sadowa.

VIENNA, Aug. 16.-Henry Stud
niczka, OF st. Louis, who came here
on a mission for the American De-
partment of Commerce and Labor, Is
one of the happiest men In all Aus
tria, for he has just been notified by
the Austrian war ministry that II de.
sires to present 10 him a gold medal
for yalor on the field OF battle during
the war of 1866 between Austria and
Prussia.
AS a boy OF little more than fifteen
wears he entered the army in which
two older brothers had preceded him.
The battle of SkalitE game him his
baptism of fire, but In the later battle
Of Koeniggratz (Sadowa) he distin-
Rushed himself by daring and brav-
erv. He was wounded four times In
tho fight and was taken from the field
An an almost hopeless condition. In
the hospital at Jacin he recovered.
There Is little doubt that he would
have received high honors from the
government had he remained here.
hut soon after the war he went to
America and took up HIS residence in
81. Louis.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-16

This is q picture Of new subway
car which has just been given try
out, and which isd esigned to bring
subways within reach OF cities OF 200,-
900 inhabitants.
The New York subways and the
London tubes" cost so much to build
that only the enormous traffic OF a
very great city will make them pay.
For example the New York subway
is II feet deep, and 2s feet wide, and
II Is far below the surface Of the
street, In many cases being tunneled
instead OF open excavation.
The car shown here was designed
by A. b. du Pont, traction expert Of
St Louis, Detroit, Brooklyn. Cleveland
and Louisville. His experimental half
ME track is In Cleveland. The du
Pont subway 10 only eight feet deep
and 13 feet wide, and carries double
track. In order TO save space the car
Is swung between the trucks instead
of set upon them. This prevents the
car from swsying and two cars can
pass each other at so miles an hour
with q side-clearance Of less than
four inches. Tho floor Of the car is
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-16

In 1877 story was circulated
to the effect that Mate Richard
son had been seen hiding In the
West Indies, and that he and
members Of the crew had murdered
the captain and stolen many thou
ands of dollars that the vessel was
carrying. AS a matter OF fact, the
Mary Celeste carried no money OF any
amount.
Az late as 1897 another yarn was
published to the effect that sailor,
who claimed to have been the mate
Of the Del Gratia, had made a death
bed confession In 4auikae, saying that
when he boarded the Mary Celeste he
found that all hands except Capt.
Briggs, his wife, and the cook had
died OF smallpox, and that he, jacob
Howell, the confessor, had thrown all
three Of the survivors overheard, TAX
en- $4,000 in gold that Mate Richard
son had been carrying for the pur-
pose Of going into business In Afri-
ca" and then had returned to the Del
Gratia with the report that the Mary
Celeste had been found completely
abandoned. This, absurd story was
first published in San Francisco and
later found its way to Maine. 1t was,
on the face of it, q pure invention,
like the story of the murder Of the
captain by the mate and crew.
The only reasonable explanation IL
that her master and crew became
alarmed by the rumbling of the cargo
and, fearing that her decks would be
blown or by the accumulation Of con-
fined gas from the petroleum and alco-
hol, got out of her In hurry 1t is
we'll known that oil cargoes will gen.
crate gases, especially when the vessel
is pitching and rolling In heavy
weather, and that these gases, thus
confined, will cause loud rumbling
noise like distant thunder. The log of
the Mary Celeste contains numerous
illusions to rumblings below decks,
and indicates fear among her OFF,
GERS and crew that an explosion would
take place Evidently, II this theory
holds, Capt Briggs did not know that
the danger might have been averted by
removing the matches and allowing the
gases to escape, as is often done.
Assuming that the Mary Celeste's
people left her in great hurry, alarm
ed at the danger OF an explosion, the
question arises, What became OF
themY The theory generally accept
ed by seafaring men is that they tried
to make landing on the Azores, and
that the boat was capsized In the
heavy surf, although there is no rec
ord OF either the boat or any Of the
bodies ever having been found.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-16
HARD UP, TRIES TO SELL
HIS TEETH TO A DENTIST
Latter, Having Some Professional
Pride, Refuses to Buy the Gold
DrIduo Work

Bridge Work.
EVANSVILLE, Ind, Aug. ia
poorly dressed man walked into the
dental ONCE of DR.. William ]. Hooker
and asked what's the gold in this
tooth WORTH" Suspecting nothing the
dentist looked at the heavy bridge
work on the upper jaw and answered.:
Three or four dollars"
well. yank 1t OF and pay me 81"
said the man. The dentist was aston
ished and said he would do nothing
OF the kind. He intimated to the
stranger that he was crazy for want.
ing to spoil good work.
II am In earnest about IT," said the
stranger. IT need the money and need
It badly. I am not able to work and
can not get into hospital here as !
am not sick enough. I came In from
Tennessee and am trying to work my
way north for my health. The only
thing OF value l have Is this gold on
my teeth. What use is Il to me II
haven't enough to eat. My other
teeth will do me. anyway, until I get
more prosperous"
DR.. Hooker still refused to despoil
the mans teeth. II would save that
gold work by all MEANS" he said.
beg or go to the Associated Chart
ties and seek help"
The stranger said he would not do
this, as he was determined to get
money. He left the dentists ONCE
deeply disappointed. As he went down
the stairs the dentist called after him
and tossed him a coin. He was SO
angry that he would not pick It up at
first, but reconsidered and pocketed
the silver. He said he was going to
consult another dentist and see II he
could not sell the gold on HIS teeth.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-16
STATE WILL PAY FOR
PIER RAID PR0SECuxI
Attorney-oeneraI to Appoint Lev
Whose Fee VIII Come From
Governors Criminal Fund.

NARRAGANSETT PIER, Aug. ~
Additional interest has been len
the coming court sequels of the Q
bling raid here by the statemeu<<
Gov. Pothier that the state VIII
the fees of an attorney to pr0see
gamblers. Z:
Constable John G. Gross, who .
the raid on the exclusive NArraGX
sett club here last Sunday moran
wrote to the governor, saying be d
evidence that there was gross W.
ton OF the gambling law at this
sort. and asking for financial supnc|
After a conference with Attorney-31
eral w. b. Greenough, Gov. Pothter
piled that he would pay from the ~
ernor's criminal fund the fees Of
attorney to prosecute the cases, 3
lawyer to be selected by the attorIA
general.
The case will come up In the q
trict court at Wakefield on Aug. "a.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-16
FIGHT PICTURES no REMAIlI'
viii Be Exhibited IN Lafayette n
atsr for Week. q.

To give their patrons an opportu
ity to see the original and autheu{
pictures of the Johnson-Jenries ~
tie at Reno, New. July 4, Mes
Caille and Kunsky, proprietors or
Theatre Royale, have leased
Lafayette theater, for one week,
ginning last Sunday. The pfctu
show the entire fight. round by rou
and will be on view continuously ~
9 a. m. to IL p. m. The entertatnn4
is intended for the ladies as Wen
the men. and special ushers have -
or gag ed to look after them. \
owing TO the great demand
these films, which are 5000 fest To-
Messrs. Caillee and Kunsky were
able to procure them for more g.
one week. :.
This is the last opportunity tho
cal fight fans will have TO sec Ue
lures OF the great battle. The 1or1
announce that they have enGo&@@
competent lecturer to Thoroughly
plain the pictures. The admfso&ou
be reduced to 10 and 20 cents.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-16

stead of a third rail an ordinary troll
ley wire Is used set down the middle
of the track In an insulated trench,
The frame OF the car is, mechanical.
~, bridge truss with the ends rest
ing on the trucks. The top and floor
are of steel plates, and the sides OF
steel sheets and glass.
IL is estimated that a subway can
be built for about quarter as much
per mile as the old style, and perhaps
little more than double the cost of a
surface double-tracked road. With ac-
cident eliminated and 6 speed OF 60 or
20 miles an hour possible In the cen
ter OF the city. the efficiency In hand
ling traffic is about FIVE times that OF
surface service.
II may be that the new device will
FIRST be tried In the downtown sections
OF the new Milwaukee street railway.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-16

only four inches above the rails, and
the roof Of the car comes within three
inches Of the roof Of the tunnel
The car Is 6 IL feet high, inside
measurement, Just enough to clear a
tall mans hat. IL has 16 seats, facing
each other In pairs. each seating four
passengers. or 81 to the car. There
is Just knee room between the seats.
When the car stops the motorman
presses pneumatic lever and rs glass
and steel doors slide silently vack so
that the whole side Of the car Is open,
and the passengers can all get out In
less than two seconds. At the same
time Is doors open on the othed side
to take In new passengers.
Instead of being tunneled or dug
deep IN the ground. the new subway
Is Just under the pavement. Floor,
sides and top win be concrete. In
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-16
S19S, 900. FIRE IN MIDLAND.
Three Business Blocks are Laid In
Ruins by Flames.

MIDLAND, Mich, Aug. 16.--Ffre
which broke ont early yesterday morn,
ing in the Reardon block DESTROYED
that structure and two adjoining ones
causing losses estimated at $12b, 600
about half covered by insurance. the
Reardon block was three-story brick
affair, occupied on the ground moor py
Reardon Bros. department store, on
the second floor by doctors and law
yers' offices and on the third fioor by
Masonic and other fraternal order
lodge rooms. Not only the BUILDING
but all It's contents we're completely
wiped out. A two-story brick BLOCK
and a two-story frame one adjoining
were also DESTROYED.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-16
WORM A|RsH|P
IS LATEST CRAFT
Big Aerial Train Invented by Herr
Zorn Can Turn Itself Into Three
Independent Ships.

BERLIN, Aug. Jewell, Herr
orn, q German inventor. has turned
the worm into an airship, applying
all the worm principles to navigation
above ground instead of below.
The Zorn airship IL long and slen'
der, with three parts which may be
twisted In any direction, and un.
coupled at will for separate maneu-
vers.
II bears some resemblance to the
Zeppelin vessels. with a rigid frame
OF wood instead of aluminium. II IL