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The La Jara chronicle., 1910-07-01

This tetanus, we are quite certain,
has good and defensible uses, and all
of its manifestations thus far have
been only abuses. The idea as we
regard it, is not that it should be the
cause of any more serious matter
than locking the orators jaws.
You know that we never hear of
it except on the Fourth of July, and
whenever some innocent gets it we
forever are wondering why. Well,
this is the fact of the matter, and
by Jove, we are willing to bet it turns
out in the long run that no one but
a lot of old wind TANNERS get it.
The La Jara chronicle., 1910-07-01

Fine furniture at the MurphyNew-
comb Hardware store on the corner.
The La Jara chronicle., 1910-07-01

Ice cream freszers at the Murphy.
Newcomb store.
The La Jara chronicle., 1910-07-01

In no less than twenty-five states
the governors have enlisted under
the sane Fourth of July banner, and
in several of the larger cities the
mayors have taken an active hand
by issuing an order against fire
works. In Massachusetts, Governor
toy pistol, the blank cartridge and
the dynamite cracker out of bust
ness in the entire state. In Chicago,
Cleveland, Baltimore, Springfield,
Mass, and other places. movements
are on foot to provide elaborate
entertainments and parades to take
the place of the old and barbarous
and noisy forms of celebration.
The La Jara chronicle., 1910-07-01

The Chronicle is the paper to
read. More news than any of them
and it costs no more.
The La Jara chronicle., 1910-07-01

Everything new at the Club Buffe
except the whiskey.
The La Jara chronicle., 1910-07-01
FOR JULY
Copyright. 1910. by c. H. Rieth

July is a tribute to Caesar One
day, with some other insurgents. he
talked by the Pillar of Pompey on
on things of political urgence. He
was just on the point of explaining
the key to some government riddle
when party of regulars jumped him
and cut him in two in the middle
There were Decius Brutus the speak
er, and Cassius, boss of the Senate,
together with others insistent upon
some political tenet. The party
forever!" they shouted. and what
with that terrible slasher Servihus
Casca great Caeser as well had been
run through a hasher.
At any rate, Antony found him
cut up into fodder for fishes, and
begged this request of the Romans
who granted the least of his wishes.
And thus it has happened and snail
be so long as the Tiber runs by the
Pillar of Pompey that Caesar shall
live in the name of July.
Inc FOuTln SHdl Ittuih W u'S~S SO
Us waiting in battle array,
And what with one thing and another
Regretting we won, anyway.
The cannon shall boom, and the
scramble
For things on the medicine shelves
Shall warn inexperienced countries
Aspiring to freedom themselves.
The dynamite cap and the rocket
shall remind us of tyranny thwarted'
and the valiant forefather shall
turn in his coffin to see what he
started. The eagle shall mount on
his pinions and circle the North and
the South, and the rapidfire orator
stand on the platform and shoot Off
his mouth.
This latter, however, is harmless
in a strict pathological way, but
remains Notwithstanding an evil We
must in due season allay. Alas, how
deficient is nature that might lay this
pest on the shelf with ruling that shool
ing his mouth off he gave the lock
jaw to himself.
The La Jara chronicle., 1910-07-01

However, be that as it may be,
And get whom the tetanus will,
The jubilant youth of the nation
Will resume with it's shooting to kill
The safe and the sane celebration
VIII suit us who are not SO skittish
But the youngsters have got to do
something
To show what we did to the British
The La Jara chronicle., 1910-07-01

At any rate, Jeffries and Johnson
will growl like a couple of poodles
and observe independence with beat
ing the hair off their mutual noodles.
They'll alternate making the other
leviathan howl for his mother, and
If the country at random is lucky
they'll manage to kill one another.
It's only plan to make money
deserving the strictest of structures,
for what they will have is a race
war, dividing what's made on the
pictures. We've been pretty mad in
this country for dollars, and power,
and places, but this is the first time
we've trafficked upon the abyss be-
tween races.
The fat occupant of the White House
Will lie on his back in the grass
Beneath the green Beverly naples
Observing the aeroplanes pass.
The chauffeurs will keep right on
chauffing,
With seeing it's no one but Bill,
And they'll sigh just to think what
had happened
Had they flown over Sycamore Hill
The La Jara chronicle., 1910-07-01

But not every man can be Caesar,
as someone has stated, alas! and in
the due course of the matter some
body must lie in the grass. It's hard
on a strenuous nation, afflicting us
all in way, but we'll look on the
bright side Of it, and conclude it is
good for the hay.
However, Time flies is proverb.
And one day, his foot on his gong
And his engine back-pedaling. August
Will come aeroplaning along.
The La Jara chronicle., 1910-07-01

There was never anything safe in
the way the forefathers attacked them
and as for the saner attainments, the
old fellows seem to have lacked them.
They simply cast fear to the bow
vows and waded into the affray. and
a boy does not think himself worthy
If he can't shoot himself, anyway.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-03
Queer Pronunciations.


 There are many names of places in England that puzzle the stranger Happisburgh, in Norfolk, for instance Is pronounced Hazeboro, Abergavenny simply drops syllable and becomes Abervenny. and 1t is alleged that St. Eeots sounds more like Shoots than anything else. Cirencester seems to vary from Sister to Sizeter In Suf- folk Waldringield is "Wunnerful" and Chelmondiston "Chimston," while in the adjoining county of Norfolk Hun stanton Is Funston" and in the west country Badgeworthy is "Badgery" and Cornwood "Kernood." Hunting donshire claims the purest English but they call Papworth "Parpor" AnG not far away is another village o' beauty. The motorist turned upon 5 rough road and asked the intelligent laborer where 1t would take hin, That road" said the honest country man, wiping his brow, will take yo, to Ell, sir" The courageous motor lst went on and found Ellsworth, whic, Is pronounced "Elser" Mancheste, Guardian. z
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-03
aIC PINE BLUFF ARKANSAS SUNDAY MORNING. APRIL g. 1910
Tho Dream of the Key.

Some small article had been loet-l forget now what; let us say key-be- 'onging to one of two sisters who were traveling together. It could nowhere aa found. But one night one of the sisters dreamed that she saw the key in the pocket of her travelling bag. She told this dream on waking to the other And have you looked in the poeket?' the sister asked. t'No, l have not" " said she, flor the very good reason that there is no pocket in my travel Ing bag" Well" said the other there is pocket in mine. l will just nave look there on the chance" And ance is that the dreamer had seen with the eye of sense, though not with The eye of observation, the key put Into the pocket. Even when the key was so found she had no recollection of seeing 1t placed there, but the brain had unconsciously recorded the sensa. tion. In course of sleep 1t had stun. bled on that record, and by good luck the sleeper on awaking chanced to re member the mental operation that had taken place during sleep. It is a sin sular and almost alarming reflection that our brains are stored with count. less such records of which we know nothing nor ever shall know unless the association of ideas or some peculia, mental state brings them to our no hce--WoStmjnsfer GazeftA
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-03
pon,t.!W,

Don't attempt to punish all your enc mics at once. You can't do a large business with small capital. Don't say "I told you so." Two to one you never said word about it. Don, worry about another mans business A little selfishness Is sometimes com mendable. Don't imagine that you can correct all the evils in the world A grain of sand is not prominent in 6 desert. Don't mourn over fancied grievances. Ride your time, and req! sorrow will come. Don't throw dust in your teachers eyes. It will only in jcre the pupil. Don't worry about the ice crop. Keep cool and you will have enough. Don't borrow a coach tc please your wife. Better make her 6 little sulky. Don't imagine that every thing is weakening: Butter is strong in this market. Don't publish you' acts of charity. The Lord will keer the account straight. Don't colo. meerschaums for living. It is sim ply dyeing by inches.-Mark Twain.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-03
Tired of beinq In Print,

Tired of Being In Print.
 "Mr. Smithers," said his wife, If remember rightly you have often said that you disliked to see woman con. stantly getting herself into print?" "I do." said Smithers positively "You considered 1t unwomanly ard ludelicate. believer
 Very"
 And you don't see how an. mar coold allow his wife to do anything O the kind?"
 'tYes. l thinl SO now"
 "Well, MT. Smithers, in view of a'. the facts in the case I feel justified [, askiug for new silk dress"
 "A new silk dress?''
 "Ycs. For the last eight years I have had nothing better than fourpenny calico, and want something better I'm tired of getting into print"-J4on don Tit-Bits.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-03
] Recipi1Cures . szste
 Weak Men=--Free
Name and Ad lress Today-You Can Have It Freepnd Be Strong
 and VigSous.

have iE my posseJdon prescription nervous debility, lak of vigor, weak q manhood, failing Ememory and lame k, brought on by Ecesses, unnatura lns, or the follies G youth, that has ae so many worn nd nervous men M In their own hhnes-without any 4tiOnaI help or medEine-that I think ty man who wishd to regain his fly power and virpty quickly and lily ahould have ttopy. So I have ,,rmlned to send a $spy of the pre- 'pslOn free of charg{ in plain, ordi Gealed envelope to hny man who will k6n1e for 1t.
 lfD Prescription com& from physician fhassmade eiaa study of men and 1is6c0uvinced2 1t lis the surest act IS$Wbination for thS cure of deficient bo4Q and vigor failure ever put to- k I owe 1t to Ny fellow man to
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 so &nre himself at home quiet and
 YSJust drop me line like this: Dr.
 D.a Robinson, 4326 Luck Building,
 Mich, and VII send you copy
 ls 16lendid recipe h plain ordinary
 ,pe free of chargS A great many
 ro would charge $3 to s for merely ;. 0ut a prescription like this-but 1c entirely free.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-03
FOR MEN ONLY.

If you are weak, all in, down and out, guarantee to restore you to full, bounding manhood. No drugs, no dope, no false stimulants. You are your own doctor. A line from you will bring details. If you do not want your identity known simply give your P. o. Box. This comes from reputable business man of your city. Address P. o. Box, 109. It costs you nothing to try it
 (3-11-1m. )
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-03
LAKE DICK
 NEWS ITEMS

We had splendid shower Wednes day.
 Mrs. D. E. Boggs has been on the sick list.
 Corn is coming up fine at Lake Dick.
 Miss Edith Jacklnan will meet her friend, Mrs Harry Eversfield, of Illlar in Pine Bluff Saturday.
 We now have a ferry boat at Astor Point. This is quite convenience for the entire neighborhood as it is only two miles to Pine Bluff by way of this ferry.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-03

Louis Roth and son, Harold Roth, left last night for Memphis, where they will take charge of the big con- mission and produce business of Seesel and Ashner, of, that city, which was recently purchased by them. Mrs. Roth and daughter, Miss Idahlia, will remain in this city for some weeks before going to Memphis to make it their home.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-03
Fs25,OO0 lumber company. ey-$10,0O0 .artesian we'll
Telephone company. g-$50,OO0 construction con- p,000 ice and power plant. r Springs-$25,oOo bank.
EH OintmentSa for Catarrll
 That Contain Mercury.

ury will surely destroy the f smell and completely de- (e whole system when enter trough the mucous surfaces. |ticles should never be used Pn prescriptions from repu- |ysicians as the damage they is ten fold to the good you |ibly derive from them. Halls Cure manufactured, by F. Fy & Co.,. Toledo, Ohio, con.
 mercury, and is taken in>
 acting directly upon the hd mucous surfaces of the In buying Halls Catarrh sure you get the genuine ten internally and made in phio, by F. J. Cheney & Go.
 ials free.
 y Druggists, Price 75c per
 Halls Family Pills for con-
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-03
MRS. s. M. HOCKENHULL
 BEAUTY PARLOR

See us for artistic hair dressing, mprcelle waving, shampooing, scien. ,tific scalp treatment, wig making, complexion beautifying, electric and plain massage, manicuring, pedicur. Ing. chirOpody and the manufacturing of all kinds of hair braids, pomps and curls. Office at no Pine st. 0, P. 15S3. For white people only.
 1-4-1m.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-03

Rabbi Ephraim F'risch returne ] Thursday night from Shreveport, La, where he attended meeting of the Louisiana I. O. B. B., and was one of the out-of-town speakers at the cele- bration by the Shreveport lodge.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-03
standina un For Him.

Standing Up For d1In. Miriam, isn't that young Fergi. coming to our house pretty ofts' now?"
 "I suppose he is., mamma" Do you know anything about him What is he worth, for instancef" "Well. he's worth any dozen of the ordinary young men of my acQuaini ance."
 "Yes, but
 "And he's worth $100 . week to tn. drm he works for. even if he does get only $25 Chicago Tribune.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-03
In Doubt.

.Did you ever have appeudicftisr said the insurance man.
 ''Wel." answered the skept1c. "! was operated on. But never felt surs whether 1t was . case of appendicit1. sr . case of professional curiosity. = Washington Star.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-03
All tho Same.

The 'horny handed" calls what h. lives on pay" the skilled mechani' wages" the city clerk "salary." the banker 'income," a landowner ''rens roll," lawyer ''fees." burgla: ''swag." but 1t all comes to tue sam; in the end.--London Scraps.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-03
\ cenvs.dIsus.s.

Whsn b . piece of wood like m0p asch1 When it is coavsfted into |
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-03
DE. 0. D. SMITH.

Veterinary Surgeon and Dentist. Calls night or day ansvsred prompt ly. Omcs at Alexander Bros. stors corner of Fourth and Pine street. Old pAsae. S19. nesidenes, 11o7v. etA aya oll phono 10.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-03

10 W09&Aoe e n 8 0lo V1n1 - ooA ~ o6jvS {
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-03
TRADESMAN'S
 w EEKLT REVIEW

htapooga, renn.I April 1.-rhe
 i1fg list, authe erized by The nm, indicates the more inn
 hew industries established in during the week ending to-
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-03

kn-Lumber company. Art-s76,ooo . railroad compa-
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-03

NcLellan left yesterday af- Pr Tucker. Ark, to spend ltn his Nother, Virgil Mo-
 @
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-03
(,'ars''n'' '' . ,cvy
 B flETCHER's R T e RIA

sz ysics react. weaken the
 e chronic constipations. l ets operate easily, tone
 cure constiration. 36c ist for tAsn.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-03

-s100,000 construction com-
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-03

Saulpaugh to M. l.. & B. J ', warranty deed, SEE IA E5-7, $2.5OO.
 osby to Bettie Toliver, war d, N 1-2 lot 4, block 2, Mosby's add. $50. Covert to Ethel M. McMil. l, warranty deed, lot (
 Cockrills addition, south mart to R. G. Cowan and ranty deed, lots B. & F. Smart's re-survey Trimble's |n, $100.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-07-07
A Little Fire Scare

On last Friday evening about Seven
O'Clock there was little scare of fire
in the Farmers State Bank. Some gen.
tlemen on the other side of the street
noticed the light through the window.
The alarm was given and the depart
ment responded promptly, Some wanted
to break the big window but wiser coun-
sci prevailed. Fortunately Charles Mel,
son employed in the bank was near at
hand to open the door when some par
ties entered with pail of water and
vuickly extinguished the fire which had
started in the waste paper basket and
spread along the woodwork under the
counter burning the varnish off.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-07-07
Death OF Edward owen

George Edward Owen, son of Mr.. and
Mrs. William Owen. Senior, passed
away Tuesday, July ., 1910, ut hishome
east OF Hamlin, Iowa MIR. Owen had
been. failing more or less for several
years since he was injured by being
thrown from u load of hay The funeral
service is being held this afternoon from
the Presbyterian church A fuller obitu-
airy will be published in our next issue.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-07-07
Lucille Carper Badly Injured

Little Lucille Carper daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. James b. Carper, was seriously
injured Monday at themerry go round
by falling and being crushed by the
cable. II was feared for awhile that
she might not recover but yesterday she
was somewhat improved and may yet
recover Much sympathy is felt for Mr..
and Mrs Carper and there is much re.
greet that any such accident should hap
npn
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-07-07
Chautauuua Tickets

All persons who subscribed for tickets
for this years Chautauqua will find
their tickets at Roberts Drug Store.
Please call for them soon as possible.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-07-07
9. S, McLeran. D. .. S. office over
Smiths Drug Store. Audubon.
MONEY TO LOAN

With the German Saving Bank at 8
per cent interest Optional payments
NASH & PHELPS
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-07-07
DR. Carrie Brooks-Wood, Dental of
flee opposite Commercial Savings
Bank
FARM LOANS

At per cent Complete set of Alb
stracts of Title to all lands in Audubon
County CHAS BAGLEY
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-07-07

100 BEAUTIFUL HORSES 100
100 THOROUGHBRED PONIES 100
2 Herds Of the Greatest Performing Ele-
phants In the World. 2 Droyes OF Per-
Sian and Arabian camels. 90 Monkey
Comedians.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-07-07
Or. John X. Donaldson. Denti st
Office over Scars Harness Shop, Au-
dubon, Iowa. Tel. 42l.
INSURANCE

Call on us for fire, Lightning and
Tornado Insurance in responsible
companies. NASH & PHELPS
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-07-07

81 acres, good pasture land. Well
fenced and plenty of water
266 Nash q Phelps
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-07-07
FARM INSURANCE

One Thousand Dollars Insurance
costs fraction over one cent day
in the Old Reliable Hawk eye of Iowa
a. r. DRAKE, Agent.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-07-07
ABSTRACTS

Do you know your title is perfect2
Real Estate is valuable Call on US
NASH & PHELPS Il
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-07-07
For Rent

John Twist shipped a carload of stock
to Omaha yesterday.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-07-07

r EN- EN- 3 Err
THE DAY AND DATE
Take q Holiday Bring the
Entire Family-NO Other Big
Show Gives Half as Much for
Your Money. Don't Miss
GENTRY BROS. Shows sad s!T YH fsA 9gsE
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-07-07

MARCEL & LENNETT
Sensational Aerobats
and Comedy Bar Experts
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-07-07

IA TELL SISTERS In
Aerial Butterfly Iron Jaw Act
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-07-07
STATEMENT
Of the condition of the
STATE BANK

in
of 30th
Auditor of required by law -
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-07-07

Mrs. A. f. Drake went to Atlantic
Friday to meet her mother Mrs. A.
Conant who was returning from visit
to Des Moines. Her son Don Drake and
wife came from Clarinda on the same
train.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-07-07

Amount of all liabilities to the As borrowers 20
bank part of its directors AS endorsers 2,950O0
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-07-07

THE BRACHARDS
w o n de rful Spanish
contortionlsts. q Ply
slcai Culture Exponents
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-07-07

Ralph w. Scott is home for his va
cation which he is spending with his
parents Mr.. and Mrs. George Scott, of
Audubon. Ralph has been i'm the high
school at Everett, Washington, and will
return this fall to take similar posi-
ton in the schools at Tacoma, a city of
more than a hundred thousand people.
Mr.. Scott teaches me chanical drawing.
Joe Graves and wife have been en-
joying a visit from his brother, M. l..
Graves of Stockton, Kansas, where he
has lived about thirty five years. And in
all that time the brothers have not seen
each other. Mr.. Graves said he would
not have known NJ. L. had he not been
looking for him. The gentleman from
Kansas was just returning from attend
ance at a meeting of the Presbyterian
General Assembly down at Atlantic
City to which he was sent as adelegate.
These brothers who resemble each other
very much have had delightful visit
recounting the scenes of their boyhood
days.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-05-05
It's The Sure
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