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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27
An Easy Numismatist

Mrs Goodart-You seem to have
some education, Perhaps you were
once a professional man. Howard
Hasher-Lady, I'm numismatist by
profession. Mrs. Goodart-A numisma-
tlst? Howard Hasher-Yes. lady; a
collector of rare coins. Any old coin is
rare to me. philadelphia Press
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE--s5 acre ranch, 50 acres
rich sub-irrigated bottom and Is
acres wheat land. acres IN or
chard, 3 acres timber, II acres al
falfa and balance will raise any
thing put In the ground. Big 1e-
room house, big barn, other out
buildings. and a $1,000 pumping
plant consisting of a 12-horsspower
gasoline engine and 5-inch centrff-
ugal pump. r. r. station. phone
hne, store. P.o. and IL grade school
at the door. Location can't be beat.
Price, 1880. One-hah cash, bal
ence easy terms. Address, .. y.
Steele, Nolin Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27
Advice and a Mule,

"Givin' some men advice" said Un-
t'le Eben, reminds me Of tryin' to dis
cipllne my Of mule VIII fence rail.
II tires out de giver and hurts de re-
ceiver, but don't make no real diff
f'unce. Washington Star.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27
The Other Half

Scott-Half the people In the world
don't know what the other half are
doing Mott-No. That is because the
other half are doing them.-Boston
Transcript
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27

Blohhs-No: | shall never marry
Slobbs-- But you don't seem like wo-
man hatcr In fact. you seem very
fond of thc fair sex Blobbs- Yes, and
talk in my sleep Exchange
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27
Unpleasant to Have Around.

Are you still engaged to Mr.,
Briggs?'
mo. | broke 1t off last week.
was afraid to marry him. He knows
too much | gave him some ribbon TO
match. He found it I'm the first store
he went to, and he bought it for
cents below the regular price"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27
Pneumonia Follows a Cold

but never follows the use Of Foley's
Honey and Tar, which stops the
cough, heals the lungs, and expels the
cold from your system. Take at first
sign of cold and avoid a dangerous
Illness. Koeppen Bros
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27

Ienity is part of Mercy. but she
must not speak TOO loud for fear Of
waking Justice Iouhert.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27

WHERE DO YOU STOP when in
Portland? Why, at the Plaza, 21a
1-2 Third street, of course. Where
the rooms are clean and cheap.
the and landlady cheerful and ac-
commodating. Try 1t, It is like
home.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27

FOR SALE-Furniture. from nine
room reoming house. also piano.
201 W. Webb. Phone Red 3S13.
Extra good offer II taken at once.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27

The comet isn't quite big enough to
be seen through the clouds yet.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27

AN Intelligent person may earn S1es
monthly corresponding for newsps-
pers. No canvassing. Sane ror p-r-
ticulars. Press Syndicate. 370S Lock
port. N. Y.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27
MACHINERY.

UNITED ENGINEERING CO.. ME-
chanical engineers. Irrigation
power or electric plants-gas produc-
srs, 25-2s P.-I. Bldg, Seattle. Wash
ingtou.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27
MISCELLANEOUS.

PENDLETON IRON woRKS-RE-
pair work on all kinds of machines,
structural iron work and machine
castings. Junction of Court and Alta
streets. Marion Jack, Prop; A. r.
May, manager,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27

Jeff" is also going to hunt big
game in Africa
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27

The vegetarians are not worrying
,bout the price of meat.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27
AUCTIONEER.
FUNERAL DIRECTORS

BAKER & FOLSOM, FUNERAL, d.
rectors and licensed embalmera
Opposite postoffice. Funeral parl y.
Two funeral cars. Calls responded to
day or night. Phone main 75.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27

X-1N B. P. o. E S NO. ass
fIA&t meets every Thursday even
|SEs%N Ing in Eagles -woodmsp
go hall. G. w. Phelps, e. R.;
Thos. Fitz Gerald, secy.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27
I Want Ads. I
WANTED.

ANYONE. anywhere, can start q mai
order business at home. No can.
vassing. Be your own boss. Send foi
free booklet. Tells how. Heacock
27O8, Lockport, NJ Y.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27

HAIR WORK DONE.-All kinds Of
hair work done at Madam Ken
nedy's Hair Parlsrs, so7 ID. Court
street, the only natural human hair
ever ssid in Pendieton; also nice
line OF goods to sell, rolls, chains,
pomps. switches, puffs, made from
your own cembings. Everything
strictly guaranteed. Shampooing
hairdressing a speciality. Highest
prices paid for combings Phone
Red a752.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27

FOR SALE-1so acres irrigated alfal-
IA land about Ia miles north
west Of Echo; 11o acres IN alfslfa,
1s acres IN garden and orchard.
balance grass pasture. Good f1ve
room house, fair barn. VIII sell
either to one or two parties. For
particulars, address Frank Corrsa.
Echo, Oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27
FRATERNAL ORDERS.

"a PENDLETON LODGE No. 81
| ~ A. F. and A. -, meets the first
and third Mondays OF esgI
month. All visiting brethren are IN
vited.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27
LIVERY AND FEED STABLES

-ITY LIVERY STABLE. THOMPSON
street, Carney q Bradley, Props.
Livery, feed and sale stables. Coed
rigs at all times. Cab line In connec-
ton. Phone main 10.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27
EOWS

Today's range Of livestock values;
cattle-Best. $5.35 $50; medium
steers. IS; best cows, S4@ 4.25; fan
CIV heifers. $4@425; medium cows
s37504; poor cows, medium cows
33.7B@i; poor COWS, SO; bulls, S2 bU
G9.25; stays. $2.50GS.
Hogs-Best east Of the mountains,
,s.25; fancy. 50; stockers, 81; pigs
81
sheep-Best wethers. s5.50@6' or
dinary. $3.50; spring lambs, S6.2b;
straight ewes. S47535; mixed lots
IS.
CaIves-Best. s5.75G6: ordinary
s5@5.25.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27
PHYSICIANS.

DIR. LYNN K BLAKESLEE, CHRo-
mic and nervous diseases, and dis
eases of women. X-ray and Electro
therapeutics. Judd building, corner
Main and Court streets. Office phone
Main 70; residence phone, Main 554.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27

Do you take the East oregoniaa &?
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27
ARCHITECTS, CONTRACTORS. Enc

d. A. MAY CONTRACTCR AND
Builder. Estimates furnished on al
kinds OF masonry. cement walks, stone
walls, etc. Phone black 1855. or Ora
gonlan office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27

MAPS CITY OF PENDLETON AT
East oregenian office. Price 3se.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27

wANTED-Position as cook for fam-
fly or housework. p. o. Box 4S3.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27

Following are representatives OF
latest transactions in the yards ana
indicate demand, supplies and quality
Offering:
rnuTC
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27

BENTLEY & LBFFINGwELI. REAL
estate. fire, life and accident insur-
ance agents. New location, SIS Main
street Phone Main 404.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27

A year ago today there was a
slightly better tone in the entire live
stock market no change in prices
Yards Representative Prices.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27
SECONDHAND DEALERS.

". STROBLE, DEALER IN SECOND
hand goods. II there is anything
you need in new and secondhand
furniture, stoves, graniteware and
crockery call and get his price. No.
212 East Court street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27

DOUGLAS w. BAILEY-ATTORN
at law. VIII practice in all state
and federal courts. Rooms l, 2, 8,
and 4, over Taylor Hardware Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27
INSURANCE AND LAND BUSINESS

HARTMAN ABSTRACT CO., MAKES
reliable abstracts of title t. all
lands in Umatilla county. Loans on
city and farm property. Buys and
sells all kinds of real estate. Does
a general brokerage business. Pays
taxes and makes investments for nom
residents. References, any ban IN
Pendletor.
JAMES JOHNS, Pres.
W. S. HENNINGER, vive-Pres.
c. 81, MkRSH. See.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-01-27

PETERSON & WILSON, ATTOR-
neys at law; rooms 8 and Smith
Crawford building.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-15
Preparing For a Journey.

Jerome X. Jerome recalled with rev.
erence habit of his methodical uncle,
who, before packing for journey, al
WAYS made a list" This was the
system which he followed. gathered
from his uncle's own lips:
Take a piece of paper and put down
on 1t everything you can possibly re-
ouire. Then go over it and see that
1t contains nothing you can possibly
do without.
Imagine yourself in bed. What have
you got on? Very we'll; put 1t down.
together with a change. You get up.
What do you do? Wash yourself.
What do you wash yourself with!
Soap. Put down soap Go on till you
have finished. Then take your clothes.
Begin at your feet What do you wear
OIL your feet? Boots, shoes. socks.
Put them down. Work up till you get
to your head. What do you want be-
sides clothes? Put down everything.
This is the plan the old gentleman
always pursued. The list made, he
would 90 over 1t carefully to see that
he had forgotten nothing. Then he
would go over it again and strike out
everything it was possible to dispense
with. Then be would lose the list.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-15
AIexamoria Gazette.
MONDAY EVENING. AUG. Is
Got the Train STONED.


When the late Robert Bonner pur
chased Maud S. be sent her to Char
ter Oak park to be trained One day
a friend of Mr. Bonner left New
York to visit him at the park. but
found that the train did not stop at
that station. The conductor was
polite, but said that he could not go
against orders. At New Haven a halt
was made. and Mr.. Bonner's friend
tried 10 bride the engineer with a
ten dollar bill. but In vain He was
then told that Charles p. Clark, the
president of the road. was on the
train. and he went to him.
why don't you see the conductorT
asked Mr.. Clark.
81 have. but he will not disobey
orders"
"why not then go forward and
bribe the engineerT'
81 tried bribery at New Haven. but
It would not work"
The absence Of evasion was the
best policy. Mr.. Clark not only gave
orders to have the train stopped at
Charter Oab, but promised some day
to see Maud S. he had witnessed the
attempt at bribery, and the frank con-
fession of the offense seemed to please
him
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-15
Golf In the Old DAYS.

Centuries back golf was a pastime
Of the royal family, though then usu-
ally played in Scotland. The Stuart
family was very fond Of the game.
and the first English club was estab-
llshed at Blackheath in 1908 by James
|. His eldest son, Henry. frequently
played and on one occasion nearly
struck by accident his tutor with a
club, whereupon he coolly remarked,
Had I done so | had but paid my
debts" Charles |. was playing golf
when he received the news Of the
Irish rebellion. James, duke Of York.
afterward James H., was another
ardent player. Golf is frequently
mentioned In ancient Scottish records
and In the fifteenth century was pro-
hibited because it interfered with the
practice of archery. Strut consid-
cred it the most ancient game at ball
recurring a bat.-London Standard.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-15

TTIRGINIA.-In the Clerks Office OF
V the Corporation Court of the City OF
Alexandria, on the 18th day of July, 1910
John Howard Richardson VS.. Della
Richardson. In chancery.
Memo. The object of this suit is to OBJ
tain for the complainant an absolute eli,
vorce from the defendant on the ground
of wilful desertion and abandonment
for more than three years prior to the
institution of this suit, and for general
relief
1t appearing by an affidavit filed in
this cause that the defendant, Della
Richardson, is a nonresident OF this
State:
1t is Ordered: That said defendant APP
pear here within fifteen days after due
publication of this order, and do what is
nece ssary to protect her interest IN this
suit. and that copy of this order be
forthwith inserted in the Alexandria
Gazette, newspaper published in the
CITY of Alexandria, once week for four
successive weeks, and posted at the front
door of the Court House OF this city.
A copy-Teste.
NEWELL S. GREENAWAY, Clerk.
Charles Bendheim, p. q.
jyll w4w-m
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-15
CHICAGO the Dancer Line.

Speaking of fishballs," remarked an
ardent New England admirer Of that
form of food who was eating In a
Dearborn street restaurant the other
day, 81 will tell you a sad. sad truth
about them.
"If you order them in Boston they
are practically all fish. Yes, slr-solid,
bona fde fish. Move west a bit-te
Albany, say. What happens? The
amount of fish in each fshball has
dwindled. Proceed to Buffalo. A GER
tain self assertiveness begins to be ap-
parent with the fish. On to Cleveland
Fishballs there are half potato, bali
fish, with the accent on potato. On to
Chicago! There potato has the upper
handp
He groaned.
Glow Is It in the far west"
He leaned forward.
1--WE never dared travel farther west
than ChicagoT he whispered hoarsely
Chicago Tribune.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-15

TTIRGINIA-In the Clerks Office OF
v the Corporation Court of the City, oil
Alexandria, on the 10Th day OF July,
1910:
Jessie Cary Fillingame VS.. Daniel Il.
Fillingame. In chancery.
Memo. The object of this suit is to OBJ
tain for the complainant an absolute oil,
vorce from the defendant on the ground
of willful desertion and abandonment
for period of more than three years be
fore the bringing of this suit, end for
general relief.
II appearing by an affidavit filed in
this cause that the defendant, Daniel Il.
Fillingame, is anon-residento fthis State:
1t is Ordered, That said defendant ap
pear here within fifteen days after due
publication of this order, and do what is
necessary to protect his interest in this
suit. and that copy of this order De
forthwith inserted in the Alexandra
Gazette, a Newspaper published in. he
CITY of Alexandria, once week Or four
successive weeks, and posted at the front
door Of the Court House Of this city.
A copy-Teste.
NEWELL s. GREENAWAY, Clerk.
Charles Bendheim, pa. jy:9 w4w-f
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-15
RAILROADS
Southern Railway.
Trains leave Union Station, Alexandra

Trains leave Union Station, Alexandria.
In effect June -, 1910.
n. B.-Following schedule figures pub
lished only as information, and are not
IA A. M.-Daily local between Wash
ington and Danville.
S:f7 A. M.-Daily-Local for Harrison
burg and way stations.
gJ7 A. M.-Daily-U. S. Fast Mail.
Stops only for passengers for points south
at which scheduled to stop, First class
coaches; sleeping cars TO Birmingham
and drawing room sleeping cars 10 New
Orleans Dining car service.
IlJ7 A. M.-Daily-M train. Coaches
for Manassas, Charlottesville,Ly nchburg,
DanVille and Greensboro. Sleeping cars
Greensboro to Atlanta.
All u. M.-Week days-Lccal Tor war
renton and HarrisOnburg.
4:32 p. Notwithstanding spec
ial. Sleeping cars between New York,
Augusta. Aiken and Jacksonville.
Sleeper to Birmingham, Through first
class coaches between Washington and
Jacksonville. Dining car service Tour
ist TO California four times weekly.
3:J2 p. M.-Week days-Local for liar
risonburg and way stations OH Manassas
branch. Pullman buffet parlor car.
5l2 p. M.-Daily-Local for warren
ton and CharlOttesVllie.
1927 p. -Daily-Washingt ana
Chattanooga Limited via Lynchburg).
First-class coach and sleeping ears 10
Roanoke. Knoxville and Chattanooga.
Sleeper 10 New Orleans, Washington to
Roanoke. Dining car service.
HOP u. M.-Daily-New York, Atlanta
and New Orleans Limited. All Pullman
train. club and observation cars to New
Orleans. Sleeping ears to Asheyille,
Atlanta. Macon and New Orleans. Sleep
ing cars TO Charlotte. Dining car service
1:27 A. -Dajly-Aiemphis special
Sleeping cars and coaches for Roanoke,
Knoxville. Nashville. Chattanooga and
Memphis. Dining car service. Wash
ington sleeping cars open 1000 p. NJ.
Through trains from the south arrive
at Alexandria 6:i3 and Cos and 1923 n. IN.
2I3. IDS. 1913 and II IS =. NJ. daily, Har-
risonburg II :3S 4. NJ. week days and 9I3
p. NJ. daily. From Charlottesville 92S
A. NJ.
TRAINS ON BLUEA1ONT BRANCH.
Leave Alexandria (W. & 0. Station)
week days at SD A. NJ, $40, 4:2S, and
5I5 p. NJ. for BluemOnt: 635 Z. NJ. week
days for Leesburg; 515 p. NJ. daily for
Bluemont and 902 and 9:22 a. NJ, local,
and 902 a. NJ. LTD. on Sundays only for
Bluemont.
For detailed schedule figures, tickets.
Pullman reservation, etc, apply TO
WILLIAM G.. LEHEW.
Union Ticket Agent, Alexandria, Va.
Il. III. COAPMAN. General Manager.
S. II. HARDWICK, Pass. Traf Mgr.
II. f. CARY, General Passenger Agent
l.. S. BROWN, General Agent,
Washington. ID. G..
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-15
Maid Worth Having.

The Mistress (entering the kitchen)-
Jane, didn't hear a dish break a
minute ago. The Maid-I hope you
did. mem. 1t made noise enough. II
YOU hadn't heard it | should have
thought you were getting deaf, and
that, you know. would be awful.-Bos-
ton Transcript.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-15

VTIRGTNIA-In the Clerks Office OF
v Corporation Court of tho City OF
Alexandria, on the Sth day OF July,
1910
Emma NJ. Morrison VS.. Harry, II. Nor
rison. In chancery.
Memo. The object of this suit IS 10
obtain an absolute divorce for the defen-
dant on the ground of his wilful deser--
ton and abandonment of her fora period
of more than three years before the
bringing of this suit; for the care and
custody Of the infant child of the mar
riage: and for general relief.
1t appearing by an affidavit filed ia
this cause that the defendant, Harry ii.
Morrison. is n nonresident of this State;
1t is Ordered, That said defendant
appear here within fifteen days after due
publication of this order, and do what is
necessary to protect his interest in this
suit. and that copy of this order be
forthwith inserted in the Alexandra
Gazette, newspaper published in the
CITY of Alexandria, once week for four
successive weeks, and posted att he front
door of the Court House of this city.
A copy-teste.
NEWELL S. GREENAWAY, Clerk,
Charles Bendheim, p. q. Jy9 w4w-i
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-15
FIFTY YEARS EXPERIENCE OF

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup is the
prescription OF one Of the best female
physicians and nurses in the United
States, and has been used for fifty years
with never-ailiDg success by millions oil
mothers for their children. 1t relieves
the child from pain, cures diarrhoea,
gripping in the bowels, and wind collie.
BY giving health TO the child it rests the
mother. Twenty-Five cents bottle.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-15

CPECIAL NOTICE.-The annual meet
- ing of the stockholders of the BKAL
DOCK LIGHT AND POWER COM
PANY, incorporated, for the election OF
directors and the transaction of such
business rs may properly come beior
said meeting will be held at the office
of the company, lO7 north Fairiax
street, Alexandria, Va, on TUESDAY
August 16, 1910, at o'clock p. m.
f. j. WHITEHEAD, Secretary.
auo3 I'd
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-15
Virginia Horse show: 1910.

Southern Railway begs to announce
that low round trip fares have been au-
thorized on account of the following
Horse Shows:
Front Royal Horse Show, Front Royal
Va, August 1917.
Warrenton Horse Show, Warrenton,
Va. August 3l-September ].
For further information concerning
rates authorized. territory from which
applying, dates of sale, final limit, ETC.,
call upon nearest Southern Railway
agent.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-15
Washington Southern Ry
Schedule in effect May Is, 1910.

ScheduIe i'm el1ect May 10, IJIO.
Trains leave Union Station for Wash
ington and points north at Z 43, Os
% and 81 n. m, II OF, . 3d. S OF, s IS and
/ 80 p. m, daily.
For Fredericksburg. Richmond and
points south at 81 I 50 local) and 10 y
a. M, u l6, 422, 8 II QocaD 7 ~ and 0 81
p. m.
Accommodation for Fredericksburg at
II % a. M, daily. On week days this
train runs through to Milford.
NoTE@Time ofarrivals and departures
and connections not guaranteed.
w. =. TAYLOR, Traffic Manager,
Richmond. va.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-15
Vegetable Chat.

81 see that some college professor
has been saying that he believes that
vegetables can see and hear while
growing in the garden"
SIS that so?'
Eyes; not only that, but he believes
that ages hence they will be able to
converse with one another"
ooh, that's oldP'
whats old|
vegetables conversing. I've often
heard Jack and the Beans-talkP
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-15
BE sure and take a bottle z Cham

Be sure and take a bottle G Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarroeha
Remedy with you when starting on your
trim this summer. It cannot be OBJ
tanned on board the trains or steamers.
Changes OF water and climate often
cause sudden attacks Of diarrhoea. and
II is best to be prepared. Sold by W.
F Creighton and Richard Gibson.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-15
Cause and Effect.

The Earl Of Ennui (dreamily)-Wisht
I lust bad er million aud ten years
ahead of me- Baron Beating It-Well,
YOU grab the million and you'll get the
ten years all right, all rlght.-Puck.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-15
Than What7

Mrs. Hoyle-My husband doesn't
care for money. Mrs. Doyle-That
adds to the mystery as to the motive
for his marriage.-New York Press
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-15

Ieadbeater's guaranteed Cherry Cough
Remedy to cure coughs. We don't say
or yoilr money back, because there's
no need, 1t cures: 25c bottle.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-15
Sure Thino.

Bill-Wben all the fools are dead I
don't want to be alive. Jill-Well,
don't worry; you won't be.-fonkers
Statesman.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-15
Appalachian Exposition, Knoxville.
Tenn. sent. I2-Oct. I2.

Greatly reduced fares account above
occasion on sale via Southern Railway
Sept. 10 TO Oct. l., inclusive, from all
principal Virginia points, including
Washington, ID. c. Final limit Oct Is
Call on nearest agent or write l.. S. Brown
General Agent, 7Q5 18th street northwest
Washington, D. G., for full particulars
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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-15
Washington, Alexandra g
Mt. Vernon Railway.
In effect May 1, 1910.
LEAVE ALEXANDRIA.

For Washington. from corner Prince
and Royal streets, week days, at $40,
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4 10. %, 80, 40. 1 So, 10, : %, 3 80, ) 80,
9 90. o 30, 10 90, 10 30. Ii 10 and II 50 p. m,
Sundays 90, %. 10, 20, 10, 9 CO.,
9 20. 8 10, 10 90, 10 20, 10 40, II 90, II 20 and
II 40 a. m. ~ 90 m. l. 20 II 40, 90, 20,
40, . 90, 2 20. 40, 3 90, 20, 3 40. 4 90, 20,
4 40, 90, > 20, 40, 6 90, %, 6 40, Z 90, 20,
I 40. 500, $780, 90O go, 1000, 10 30 and
IL 10 p. IN.