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Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-29

Quotations furnished BY Samuel Burma
r., el4 New York Life building. Omaha:
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29
SHOWING

TT is a grand ana noble sight
To see . featherweieht
Instructor for a nice large sirl
just learning how to skate.
Before the sweet two hundred pounds
Has learned alone to glide
He makes remarks uaprintabie,
Though strictly on the side.
She looks down in his earnest face
With sweet, oonfidirg eyes,
But not line Of pity there
Is written for his size
The moment he sits down TO rest
She fears he will take cold,
And so she grabs him up again
And gets a strangle hold.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29
PUZZLED.

stop me now. I've been bottled UP
too long already. You've got to listen
to me. If you can't even be a sister
What are you laughing at2'
'sYou think you know me, do you.
Mr.. spoon
could 1 know you any better in a
thousand years2 Oh, Christine
,sThat's it, she broke In with
peal Of laughter You are not talk
ing 70 me at an. mr. Spoonamore-
This is my twin sisteri"
All the way home-for which he
started shortly afterward II young
Spoonamore. with 2 hopelessly puzzled
look on his face was tryins to figure
out how that could possibly be.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29
Al Gnod Loser.

"E9 IT. said the girls father. what
49, qualifications have you2 What
IS there about YOU 70 make you con
slider yourself worthy Of nay danghtet
Why do YOU think I ought 10 accePt
You as q SON -in-l aw2
"Since you Pin me down to il VIA
tell you candidly." the young man re-
piled that ! have never had q very
high opinion of my qualifications
am here strictly because. hate TO 8ive
pain Your daughJer accepted me ne
fore had q chance to finish what
had started to say which was not
what she seemed to.t'1ink j was go
ing TO be If you do no think ! am
worthy of her and if you are convinced
that I am BOT she man You desire For
a son-in law viii inform YOU right
now that am one of the BEST ipsers
you ever saw.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29
ZOE WIS LIS -NECK RUBBER.

gT He plaintiffs lawyer IN the breach
Of promise case thought he would
make, life burden to the unfortunate
Eoung man who was the unwilling de-
fendant.
DO you mean TO say he aslsed
after a number Of embarrassing apes
tons. THAT after you had been absent
for an entire month Yen did not kiss
the plaintiff. to whonl gen we're en- 2
gagged to be married when sou first
50 " here on yonr retur12
T do. responded the defendant
firmly.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29
HE WAS

90 HRIsTuVE."
- The young mans soul was in
lie voice.
Christine" he repeated. 'listen to
81"
4 ought not to. Mr.. spoonamore.
Tou don't know
you are going TO say 7 don't know
you wen enough we have been ac-
iuaintances only Sew months What.
ioss that sigrifF2 When man loses
ais heart at first sight, does he need
o watt
81 ought not to let you 50 on this
lvav. ar Spoonamore"
Eft IS TOO late for that. I've got
started. and a steam brake couldn't
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29

Certainly OBJ
served the doctor
in reply to a ques-
ton. tight laeing
habitually prac-
ticed. often causes
red noses
But light tast-
ing habituaily
practiced causes
more Of them " re-
piled the profess
or
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29
Couldn't Remsm-
Lar All

WHEY Do you
remember what /
told you last nigh5
when you came
home?
Hubby &C o o d
gracious. d e a r.
What sort of a
mind do you sup
pose I've gdt2
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29
HER HOW.

Once more proceeds the wrestiin
match,
Ana, though his heart is stout,
He tries his bert to hold his own
In this unequs bout
They fall together in a heap,
And then the light grows dim,
And he grows thinner still, for she
Is sitting down on him.
oh, there are heroes all about
In every walk of life
The man who stops a runaway,
The man who Qeds wife
But in the giided hall OF fame,
Among the.truty great
Should be the status Of the man
Who taught sirl to skate.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29
She Me-nt Business.

~ EORGE, said tine beaultu slrf
~ as she nestled close to him
the last time you called you pro
posed
Il did, sweet one"
"And ] accepted YOU
"You did. love"
81 presume George she went on in
her most fascinating manner that
you look upon me as merely a foolish.
thoughtless girl. but-but"-
How can you think so, pet2" he in
terrupted
"But" she went on ir a more busi-
nesslike way. 81 have something of
the business instinct of the new wo-
man in me. and-and-I shall have to
ask you to repeat the proposal again
tonight The last time you called it
was Sunday and contracts made on
that day, I learn. are not legally bind
ing"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29

.Nin you make that sia.ement e
the 5slrs2'
t'fsertainfy. II necessary
Do you think that they would be-
lieve you p
'0Fe Of them would. know
Ah indeed. And why should he.
pray
Because Re svas present when hrst
sax hfr be was 1T the gate when
foae az. ard she stuck her head ON
81 tho Second story window. and safa
her. How dye do2 and called o,,t
III pc back TO supper in hair an hour
Ina no giraffe''
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29
Mean.

I'D like to see
Won change my
mind.
Il would be
pleased to do Sc.
bat 7 haven't got
small e II o Il & a
change for it,.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29

Aunt Prudence
DO Mary and
James act as II
thought their
married life was
a blessing
Uncle 3 a c h -
Wen no. not ex-
actly q blessing
unless it might be
a blessing in dis
guise.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29

Uncongenial Topic
THAT man talks
about nothing bal
the weather
Eyes, answ cred
the man Win the
rheumatism aS
is always trying
to make himself
dfsagreeable.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29
One Commercial
Success.

Dukes are so
often in debt they
must be poor bust
ness men.
Except in the
matter of select
ing their wives,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29
Ne Danger.

Doctor Madam.
you needn't dread
the disease There
is only about one
chance IN q hun
dred that you VIII
greet st.
Mrs. Hichurch
(relieyed) Himf
Something on the
order of a church
fair chance, eh
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29
No cHANcE 10 &c.

"Graciousl" exclaimed the pretty
girl as she returned the parlor
Papa says he has been sitting in one
position so long waiting 20 see when
you left that his foot has gone to
Sleep
@Thank goodnessi" breathed the late
staying suitor. @I4et US Eope lit is his
right one.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29
Other side Of It.

Hell think q
man should mar
~ a girl he has
known from his
childhood.
Shc-Ye s. but II
a girl knew q
man from child
hood she would
probably KIN o "
better than to
marry him.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29
The Retort Proper

7 ne nELOTL &c F0T
All, you poor
devils of bache-
lorsi Now, when
q married man
gets a little rent
in his clothes"
He's get to pay
it to the landlord.
I seei"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29

Did you make a hit with your spe-
cialty2" asked the first actor
'sSure thing said the other II
struck the manager for raise of sal
airy the second week"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29
Throwfng Down
the Gauntlet.
q confess. so

It confess, said
he during the tiff,
j cant under
stand you at ali
You're a regular
puzzle.
well" she re-
torted defiantly,
IF I'm an unsolv-
able puzzle there's
only one thing for
you to do-give
me up
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29
Didn't Ask the
Impossible.

did you say
that you want my
honest opinion o.
mo.
What did you
saw ?"
I said your
opinion"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29
Just the Thing
For Her.

"Why is your
daughter taking
lessons on the VIC
limp Has she a
particular talent
for that instru-
ment %
NO. not that we
know Of, but it
helps to show off
her neck and arms
to such good adj
vantage.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29
The Dear Girls
Taste.

Jack And 50
you have been
married a year
How do you like
the ties of we'd
lock?
Jim-I like the
ties all right but
7 have to halk 81
the cigars some
tines
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29
4 FRIEMpLY INVITATION.

"W5hen IN need Of square meal
draw on me" said the rubber nipple
to the baby.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29
cuPIp,s coNJuNcrloN.

In Lapland lovers never kiss It's said.
But noses gently rub instead
Oh. strange, indeed, is loves eclipse
Where noses touch and not the lipsl
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29

He misunderstood.
Mr. slmpson-sam. it true that
you conhscate your neighbors' chick
ens2
sam-No. sab; 1 frieazees 'em.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-01-29
A Long Time %
STAY.

stay
Mrs. D-I hear
you have a new
servant girl.
Mrs. J.-She isn't
new now; we We
had her three
days
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-08-10
Vii Das 8nblifuu1

Die nGreie 9reife fir Seras" miro
an iiber 450 Boitofficen beriamot.
uno bat cine groBe 9erbreitung IN
Der Na1bar-M epubIif Megifo, I'm sSn.
oianer . Eerritorium uno SfIaboma.
Sbr Civilizations @ebiet in Teras
eritredt iib bon Galbeiton bis binaaf
na1 Deniion bonn 6uBerften Often
Bis nab gI Bafo I'M ferniten @eiten;
es ihIieBt ielbitperitdnolid NIT be-
fonoers aablreiden 2eiern 0as 6iht.
befieoeIte MeitteI-E eras uno ben Siio-
weiten Elm. Mud in Megifo bat iie
cine groBe 9erbreitung.
3uei 6eiienoe fino b~eitdnoig,
iabrein iabraiis I'm Sntereife 6es
HIottes untertpees uno fiibren benz.
(eIben i'm gerein nit unieren riibri.
gen 2ofaI-M senten fortpdbreno ne,e
9efer am.
Sn Mnbetraht oieier Eltfaden tit
bic vSreie Rreiie fir Eeras", mo es
lt9 oorum bmoeIt, Die oeuti1e Be-
b6Iferung 81 errefhen bas bette Ma.
jeige.N ebinm i'm Staats Eeras.
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70 THE PUBLIC.

The weekly issue OF the" FREIE
PREssE FJER TEXAS has po-
sitively the largest circulation
of all German papers published
in the State of Texas. 1t Is
mailed to $50 post-ofices. and
has an extended circulation in
Mexico in the Indian Territory,
and in Oklahoma.
1t clrculates from Galveston
to Denison. from Marshall to FL
Paso and of course mainly In
the thickly populated central
and southwestern parts OF the
state, IS also in Mexico.
Two tlavellng men and our
very active local agents are con
tinuously adding new sub
scribers to the lists.
In consideration of these facts
the "FREIE PREssE FUER TEXAS"
claims to be the best adver-
Using medium IN the State OF
Texas, when 1t Is the object to
reach the German reading pc
pulatlon.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-08-10
Tiir $500 mad 9eutidlauo. N
Deuf5h . nmerffaniidir gefturaer

$&0NSW
UerDen TIM aIten yaterlatt0 NIT gro.
benz Snterefie geIeieu, neil iie fiA
fret aiisiprehen uno b6ufig bon bril-.
ben mebr Neuigfeiten ult0 Nohrihten
5ringer, als Die beutiaen 8eitungen
ieIbft. Die s5reie Yreiie fir xeras"
1T 6tiiben Ibera4, mobin fie geianot
miro, Elm iebr germ geiebener @ait
uu6 fam fid riibnerL Mnerfennrne
un0 Miiroigung 5u finberI tpie aus
snblreiben @riefen an uuns, fonie a1l
Dieienigen, tpelbe oas 8Iatt an tire
DeriDanoten ididen, berborgebt. @er
oaber feinen 8ertuanoter uno Grern.
ben en1e Greli6e ertpeiien, linen Elm
RiI f hs2gssrs &. @eidenf MAIDEN min,
g pelleae Iir fie bic .5reie Brefie
!stI 1900 Das Snterefle fit Eeras,
%Ie fir ben Gtaat uno Die
III W Die Werpanoten ipobnen,
2. ~ &suti1lanh iebr Iebbaft mno es
gI nIIaaoA5Ii1, in Hripatbriefem cine
gLu'loIi1e MuftIdrutg uno 9e.
IgIe'o.Xkg 0es frem6en 0moes ai ge.
OeHk ne oies Die uGreie Prefe" al.
wOus''fIi1 hut. Sir ben geringen
asIe's BON $500 b~erienben mir porto.
~ infer reidbaltiges @oHenbIot,
a1l IN Sabr an irgen0 cine M6rens
~ susIon6e.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-08-10
DIE UNIVERSITAET Won TEXAS.
osgbucationaI. lnterlidJt fret,
Sabrlide Mmssaben $3.50 mnb
a~nfuGrtS.

osgoucational. Dnterli9t frei.
SGbrlide Mmssaben $3.50 mno
a%rfiuarts.
Saupt%llniberIitdt, Multia.
SeHion begtnnt MittpoH.
%. September 1910.
Gplege Of Mrts: @urlis fibrt gum Grab
oes 8n6elor uno Raifer Of Mrts l1b
9oftpr Ser 9%biloiopbie.
Sngemiemr= $ epartement: GRAB SRrrIe fir
gibil, gleftrisitdts< nub MineH=Sns
genieur.
Gr5iebnmgs-9 epartement: Yrofe'Iioneue
&nrie fir 2ebrer, bic gu c~lenentnren
unb permanenten gertififateu fIhren.
@eiet= Separternent: Tim neuen @e6dus
be). Sreiidbriger &urins, Der gum
Grab bes 8n1eIor of 2ans NIT
StnntsIi5ens urb 31ir1us, Der gum
Mnlter Of 2atps fiibrt.
CONNER Sdmle: Neguldre l1nibcriitdis<
un6 NormoI @nrfe. Sieben Wo1en.
Seiion fir 1911 be9innt am IT.
SUM-.
@esen 9atarose i9reibt al
Sic Mcgiitrar,
t1niberfitb Stafion, Nuitin.
nssesa q we'ers r;srt o,,rsa =,
peridisSenen gaden' gtaoenteI. f5,as
men iid gu jeber 3eit einfdreiben Iais
fen: II. 0effentli9e 9istuifion Mnb
SnIo6mallonS<G@;;PbITl,uH. ..eis ssax glp.
fdenSe grubleme. Iii. gorIeinnose
9ibijion, Iiefert populdre 8ortrase
bur6 Mitelieber Der Safuiidt Der
Mnlosrlrfat; Xxx
"ess" s6e SEreetara II G H
llniperfith citation. Tuitin.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-08-10
Sad 4arter Saaesar6sit

!d)tEer5en aopf unb Miiden Der 9ansr
1reu. aein @unoer, iuenn ibre
Sajyne etuus miirrii1 lit. Sic ipiro
'gke CUTE 2aune tpieoer erlansen,
wah6em iie bic Shmer5en nit Or.
1fidter's .Bain-g rpeIer" pertriehen
bat. Das lit oerielbe 5iperIdlige
Jreunb Der Wenfdbeit, oet man
felt Sabren in gang europa i'll fait
jeoer Gomilie porfinoet. % ulo so
Gents Die Glafde in allen oeutidjell
Mpotbefen.
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Qehrer aefuft

fir Green sin gduIe IN guIueroe.
9 Morate ShnIe. @ebalt $500
Der Monat. M1beres Bel Sttu 30
ees, Trit Mompef nnb Mfreb SOep'
periuein, Srnitees, 9ulperoe, 1eras,
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Mdtmme.

Mebr DedfraH, mebr &altbarfeii
utb beiferes Musfeben pie irgen6 Elm
anoeres Gabrifat, baben befanntlid
Die Tarben
bic bon, 6. s. Mueuer bier IN San
Mntonio fobri3iert tper6en. selbtse
weroen i'm groBen pie i'm fIeiren 5u
ben binigiten Dreiien berfauft.
6. $. Mmeaer'S Tarben.Ga6rtf,
9O5-12 @aroerf GtrnBe
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@ich-Warft.

Gan antonio, Seg., 10. Gue. 1910
Odien $500 Biz $3.50 per ZOE @fa.
&ii6e 1925 bis $500.
8nlen 1925 big $3.50.
nStags" $3.50 Bis $2.75.
Sdbrlinee $500 Biz $3.50.
&GIber $500 Biz $500.
eddie $3.50 Biz $500.
3iegen 1925 Biz $2.5.
56peine $6.5 Biz $500.
ct. 2onis, 10. Slug. 1910. - asic1~
pie1, Segasz@ieb, $4.25 Biz $3.50.
Shneine $500 Biz 1920.
SGute.
G1tpere bonn G9Ia9ter .....<t3 Cts.
bonn S9lahter .........1I Cts.
ge1al5ene. ......... GtS.
seiaIasne ............ s gts.
Geae.
Gugoras3 iegen per Bf0.. -. 12 gts.
beihdoigt. 6 gts
@oIf nnb Suds.. 20 Cts
@iIoidipeine, eroB.. .....- rs gts
Wilbf6tueine. Hein.. :. 90 gfs
WiIoe &aben.. !. -. 20 gts
Opofiums. 1850. s gts
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6aushGlterin aeindf.

Gin Witper, beutider Garmer, II
Meilen bon. Gan @ntonio ipobnbaft,
NIT 5mei Rin6ern, 5tpei uno pier
Sabre oft, iuht cine SausGalterin in
geiesten Sabren. @ute @%mpfeblun.
gen berIangt. 9fferten init @ebolts.
nnipriiden 81 ridten an 9oitoffiee
Dor 946, Gan M3tonio, 9eras.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-08-10

BoIit6noig reues 2oger BON Sa
peten un6 Garben.
Sit G6eriuin.W iQiauts Haint Store
101 Cft.Gommerce GtraBe,
(Mn Der Briide.)
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rft.8eribt.
8numinnne.

Sam @ntonip, See, 10. Mig. : Or
olnarD 10 3/16 gts., @oob Mtshatng
11$ gts., Qotp @ibolin9 1874
Cts; Ntooline IAN gts.; 9ooo Mibb@
ling ID 7/16 Gents.
9alpeiton, ger., 10. Iltg. = Or6i1
narb IFS gts.; 2otp Miobling 1875
Cts; Rioblin9 Is gts.; @ooo Niob@
ling 15A Cts; @iobling Sair i6%
Gents.
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WentIie.


aartoffeln, Cal, neue grute, So II.
$2.10.
3piebeln, grbftar @ar, $3.50 uus SO
per 100 9fuub; Seras, 8ermubas, SIS
nnb $3.50 per 100 Bfunb.
Somaten, Segas, 4 8asfets, IS nie
80 gts.
&obl, $2.75.
gurfen, seras, SOC II. 75c fir Gin 1/3
@uibeI.
8obnen, 9egas, rrnbe CRIME, Is gfs.:
Campers $3.50; @a9s 75c per @tae.
@riiner Rfeffer, SOC unb Csc pet 4
&orbsgrate.
grbieu. Segas, CRIME, Csc uno 75c p.
Bed.
&noblaud, Sc rnb 1Oc per Bfuab.
@iiben, 90 IL. 25c per 9uberb Shnbcl.
8eeten. 25c Biz 30c per 9lbenb.
Squaib 60e per 2/3 8nfbef.
gantalonpes, 75c u1b $500 per 8u<
fbeI.
9ibe @artoffeln, 1925 per 1eo 9fo.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-10-16

Policemen all over the world use
w. Policemen stand on their feet
all day and know what sore. tender.
sweaty. swollen feet really mean. They
use T ] z because T Z cures their feet
right up. II keeps feet in perfect con-
dftiOn- Read what this policeman has
to say; al was surprised and delighted
with TIZ for tender feet. Il hardly
know how TO thank you enough for IL.
It's superior 10 powders or plasters.
can keep my feet I'm perfect condition.
Believe In my earnest gratitude for
t Il. l am policeman and keep On
nay feet all day.,-Emzy Harreil, Aus
tin, Texas.
You never tried anything like TIZ
before for your feet. IL is different
from anything ever before sold.
tt is not a powder. Powders and
other foot remedies clog up the pores.
T l draws out all poisonous exuda-
tions which bring on soreness OF the
feet and is the only remedy that does.
cleans out every pore and glOri-
flies the feet-your feet.
You'll never limp again or draw up
your face In pain and you'll forget
ABOUT your cOrns. buniOns and cal
logses. Hou'll feel like a new person.
tt is for sale al all druggists at
csc per box. or il viii be sent you di-
rect. II you wish. from Walter Luther
Dodge 4 Co, Chicago. III. Recommend
Cd ana sold by SchFamm-J ohnsOns
Drugs. stores.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-10-16
SAGE ADVICE FOR
WOMEN WHO SMOKE
Japanese Physician Suggests
the KiSeri as a Sub
Stitute.

New York. Oct LIE American
women must smoke let them indulge
in the innOcuOus fumes OF the Japan
csc kiseri, or pipe. served with 8
o'clock tea in Nippon" says DIR. Togo
Xxi Campbell Takamini
In Japanese woman is called the
flower of the F'lOWery Kingdom. and
500 years ago ruled with men. exer-
cising fun power until the first anti
woman movement started by COnfu-
clan and Buddhist religions. crushed
her 10 earth. The anti-suffragists are
the beginning of the anti-wOman
movement in America. and if they are
not restrained in time their influence
viii be as baneful as that of Confu-
cius
The japanese women are the most
perfect hygienically. For that reason
scientists OF my country deplore the
fact that the women are affecting so
many OF the customs and habits of
American girls.
japanese women are naturally
healthy; all they need is exercise.
IF the American women had the
same respect for their nerves as the
women of Nippon have, and observed
the same moderation in the discharge
OF their social duties. they ard the
race in general would dazzle the en-
tire world.
Work. worry and want are the
plaques that lay siege 10 the American
women and viii eventually impede
their progress.
THE forms of the western women
are so distorted that they are almost
unit for the task of reproduction. And
cannot think of any custom as bar
barOus as the present one of mOlding
a human form to the prevailing mode
for the sake of style.
The first question that arises in
the travellers heart when he sees the
women of Japan is: Why are they so
different from all the women Of the
world. while in religion and morality
they are the same?'
Why japanese Women Excel.
The Hindu woman sacrifices her
life for religion. The Chinese woman
binds her feet for morality, the west
ern women cage themselves in iron
bars. risking their health and the
health OF future generations for the
sake of a fashion. A Japanese woman
does none OF these things. and why is
il?
Because the japanese spirit is as
much in the woman as il is in the
man, and that is a quality that the
American women lack. The japanese
woman is the only woman naturally
formed; hence she is the most beauti-
full woman, physically. in the world.
THE woman of America must calm
down. She must strive to affect the
pOise and balance of the japanese
women. Above all. she should learn
how TO walk. If she knew how TO
walk she would avoid many weak
nesses and ills. Long strides are not
good for women"
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-10-16
AN ABSOLUTE NECESSITY


SO Thinks at Least One Travelling Han.
! would as soon think OF starting out
without my mileage books and grip as
10 start out on trip without a pOA
OF Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets In my
valise, said a travelling man who rep
resents a ST. Louis hardware house.
Why2 Because l have 10 put UP al all
kinds of hotels and boarding houses. l
have 10 eat good. bad and indifferent
food al all hours of the day AMI night,
and l don't believe any mans stomach
viii stand that sort of thing without
protest. anyway l know mine won't. II
has 10 have something to break the fall
and Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets is the
crutch 1 fail back on.
Ny friends often Josh me about II,
tell me I'm an easy mark for patent
medicine takers, that advertised medi-
cines are humbugs, etc. but i notice
that they are nearly always complain
ing OF their aches and pains and poor
digestion, while / can stand most any
old kind OF fare and feel good and
ready for my work when II needs me,
and l believe l owe my good digestion
and sound health TO the daily, regular
use Of Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets, year
in and year out, and all the "Joshing
in the world will never convince me TO
the contrary.
times a day and a headache about three
or four times a week, and after stand
ing Tor this for four or five years /
began TO look around for a crutch and
found IL when my doctor told me the
best investment / could make would be
a fifty cent box OF Stuart's Dyspepsia
Tablets. and l have invested about
fifty cents a month for them ever since
and when l stop 10 think that that is
what l spend every day for cigars /
feel like shaking hands with myself
for can keep my stomach and diges-
ton in first class order for fifty cents
a month. l don't care for any better
lift insurance.
Ny druggist tells me they are the
most popular of all stomach medicines
and that they have maintained their
popularity and success because they do
as advertised. They bring results, and
results are what count in a patent med
tcine as much as in selling barbwire.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-10-16

Waste no further time on them, but
try scientific preparation, one that
has some basis in reason and fact. and
lnen watch results. The remedy sor
the intelligent, who are striving for
permanent, not temporary. results. and
90 not want their intestines nearly
strangled by the average violent "a
thartie, Is DR.. caldwelFs Syrup Pen
sin, which has been on the market Tor
sured. - -
Il IS a liquid remedy and NOT a niIl
al IlIty cents and one dollar. but IL
GU hesitate about buying, even In
spite OF nunDerless testimonials. then
bottle, which he will gladly send -,
on receipt OF your name ana address
thousands OF persons have recovered
me perfect use Of their stomach ana
Do"ei muscles py first being introduced