davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Detroit times., 1910-08-01

tend he Is a rich mans son is rather
handicapped on account Of his tan.
However, il he goes to the city and
gets his hair shaved of close to the
skin and buys a pair OF white flannel
pants (rolled up to knee), soft shirt.
red tie, cap the size Of dollar, box
of Egyptian cigarets, and rolls his
sleeves up above his elbows. he will
be taken for a tennis player or golfer.
He must talk loud and laugh In a
boisterous way at everyone who
comes along. The cigaret should
hang from the lower left-hand lip,
and he must assume a blank express
sion. A bunch OF keys worn In the
pocket will make a noise like loose
change. q GRUE.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-01
TWO MINUTE VAUDEVILLE
~ FRED scHAEFER.

a home Wasn't it hard to leave
sAP-Yes impossible shook them finally
the
TiiuD-Do you sendl I wife frequently
Here's
Known Address"
left home?
to live In wonder what
the drena re
thought them what were tney
dong hen
enjoying
the
THUD-Dear falling In?
SIAP-None drink
family not!
Don't lose our mind?
wife will piece OF ner nina
whe get
-Hurrytak m telegraph right
SIS ten words?
The Detroit times., 1910-08-01
Reckoning Without Hest In Himself

of universal peace. not always even
beautiful dreams. Mr.. Roosevelt 10
very practical In his politics. A
much as you please Of progression
within the lines Of regularity, beyond
them not a step.
There are signs that the Progress
sives of the West begin to suspect
something of the kind. They recalll
that while Mr.. Roosevelt never liked
LaFcllette he has got on very well
with Cannon, that his enthusiasm for
Cummins IL only moderate. but Lodge
veritable old Tory OF regularity, u
his bosom friend. They will learn
the full truth when they invite MI.
Roosevelt to become the leader OF the
new progressive party.--New York
Times
The Detroit times., 1910-08-01
To Horse, To Horse, Colonel

biles. and although she had no feel
ing of exhaustion at any time she
took a physician with her on the last
round. she has his certificate that
at no time was she taxed physically.
This was the ride Mrs. Nicholas
Longworth, when Miss Roosevelt. pro-
posed to take, but her parents for
babe her doing so.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-01

ADOuklr, ueStroy
ing 10 OF the IL
vessels OF France.
For this victory
King George Ill.
made Nelson a
baron and thought
IL was a signal
honor. but an
English woman
conferred even
greater honor on
a French hero OF
the same day
The Detroit times., 1910-08-01
THAT MUCH AHEAD

Hoax-I attended an amateur theat-
rical entertainment last night for the
benefit OF storving family.
Joax-Was the starving family ben
Gifted very much?
Hoax--well they didn't have to be
there.-Philadelphia Record.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-01

when Mrs. Felicia Hemans wrote OF
young Glacomo Casabianca, the son
of the captain of the Orient, OF whom
she wrote the immortal poem, begin
ming: THE boy stood on the burning
deck, whence all but he had fed"
The Detroit times., 1910-08-01

DR.. H. H. Crippen, the slayer OF
his wife in London, is under arrest.
As the steamer Montrose came up
to Father Point, a lighthouse station,
nearing Quebec, skiff containing
four sailormen, to judge by their
dress, made out to the steamer, a
rope was tossed, the small craft
swung alongside, and in a moment
he four sailors were on the
The Detroit times., 1910-08-01
NEEDLESS

ynched boy tor
killing saioonist who was resisting arrest Surely formal snc
legally Prince Riot and his title of plain leading sen would smell
10
crowds Just to look At old Billion Rockefeller and n
arrived
couldn't him today unant
his billion should him dc Greed Baron
de
OF ruling
Schwabs
Gatesesa and 70 everything else?
nobility trim
fixing
nobility Will stand the cce
The Detroit times., 1910-08-01

you meet another lady friend who 10
In on the game, you can talk In q
loud manner OF the hard time you
have to get hired girls, and how the
chauffeur smashed UP the new six
The Detroit times., 1910-08-01
TODAY IN HISTORY.

Aug. 1, 1898. Admiral Nelson de-
ated the French fleet at the bay of
The Detroit times., 1910-08-01
nkMae
SAYS:

ain q way Bud
Fridemush takes
part In tn good
roads movement
he keeps pulIIn'
HE feet out o. tn
mud atween town
an his place."
The Detroit times., 1910-08-01

cylinder on a JOY ride, etc. Il will
come easy after q while.
Another good stunt Is for one lady
to stand by a fine auto near the curb.
and when the other lady comes out
Of the store, the one waiting should
say: mrs So-and-so. why how do you
do? Every loud). l recognized your
motor, and" etc. do let us go up
to So-and-so and have a cup of tea
The Detroit times., 1910-08-01
MOST ANYTHING

ed in the hearts of his countrymen."
rs he enshrined in your hearth"
He Is, sir
Then all I have to say is that he
Is in a mighty tight place."
Manual crafts have been introduced
into the Mexican Jail at Mazatlan, In
the hope of reducing crime by teach.
Ing men useful trades.
The funeral of King Edward cost
the British people 1902. 500.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-01

: The citizen was getting subscrip-
tons for a statue to a great scholar
A certain merchant declined to sub
scribe, remarking:
There 10 no necessity for a monu.
ment to Mr.. -. His fame Is enshrin-
The Detroit times., 1910-08-01
Monday. August
1910
OBSERVATIONS

A John p. Russell.
permit grants Of titles
that titles could bring In this
The Detroit times., 1910-08-01

The American Church Army" ha
been incorporated to DO work simila
TO the Salvation Army and the Volun
teers of America.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-01

The ancient city Of Tarsus. in Asia
Minor, is now lighted by electricity.
Power is obtained from the Cydnus
river. -
The Detroit times., 1910-08-01

II could add nothing his distinction or the hero
worship of him grant Mr.. Jackson the legal title
King du Slug Nineteen dead and 10 carved (mostly
blacks) ID surely enough to put him In class b
himself
The Detroit times., 1910-08-01

Cholly-The dentist said ] had
large cavity that needed nlling.
Ethel--Did he recommend any par
ticular course OF study?
The Detroit times., 1910-08-01
Ihe Creator Built
This World Smaller
Than Crippen Guessed
~oh, Ny God" Exclaimed the Lon
don Wife Murderer Arrested
At Sea. and He Hit 1t
Absolutely Eight.


L
n he sailors the
4 Steamers deck
The sailors detectives
down. Crippen suspected for days by
s by Scotland yard for brutal and
murder identity uneasness
which led him to ask doing nowi'
pilot coming aboard
LATER the pilot put with these
words:
Il you king. charging
with mutation the body unknown
"My God" gaspsd crippen
The "1Ty God" andth whyfore interesting
could nothing had been
killed and body mutlated to startle Crippen
could nothing the knowledge that he
pectsd Of the make him gasp.
the Scotland yard force
successfully steamship and
being suspned among following his
trail on shore
b yet overtaken but MET, at
Cpens thoughts undoubtedly upon for
love whom tched another who fed with him from the of
his mqueradng the boat
Vie guiss Of a boy.
All SC. cunningly arranged but to what little avail.
s WHAT LITTLE CHANCE THE Evr~DoER TO ESCAPE THE
CnEsEQUENCES OF Hs ACTSi
my God' gasped Crppen
right his God The that commanded:
y "xhcu shalt not kill"
The theory Crppen
wife, Emore blow fit of Through
grown tired his wife and impatient with
her.
Realizing had but he must the
law
isn't beyond the possibilities of fendh nature Cppn to
imagine satisfaction upon his lips he contemplated the
which would be able hide the evidence Of his bloody
hand
the putting the
knife and the flesh and bone separate the tw and hide them
different home;
]. The foundation wall in his cellar.
required letter the stepfathe his wife
lines telling sepaher she had died way
california.
There-al So easy very simple
Cppensmarter than all other murderer The
and buhered and the hidden
Died way California Crppn bigger than the bigger
|than his God.
'E but hef
The Detroit times., 1910-08-01

Who Is there I'm Washington Nobody.
Times, OF July 27)
The Detroit times., 1910-08-01


left the of the law to follow, with
traces his standing like tracks muddy going
held policy
5 The of Elmore.
forgot would require
hastily scrbbed letter. the cunning
& Cippen.
body Belle Em asked the life insurance company
t And Scotland yard set to find where.
Crppen tell loose brick the foundation
the cellar could.
detective tapped with
q stencil from behind told the rest
Murder will
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-03
.HUMOR OF THE
 HEN ENTERTAfNS
 THE STOVE CLUB

The Monroe Stove Club, in the rush of the harvest work, being unable for some time yet, to get largely together. at their first fall cluster and purpose Fly for hearing a reading of the below original paper, prepared by the '.Lit- erary,' Of the club. it M is herewith sent quest. It is as follows:
 HUAIOR AND THE ICEN.
 By Arthur w. French.)
 'The hen-the humble hen, has in late, years assumed a most imports ant place in the economies of the nation,' 9 so prints a late newspaper in the lead of an enthused resume relative to poultry products We might para phrase this by saying, that the hen, the humble otherwise, has also contributed greatly to the ''gayety of the nation,'' in newspaper print, as evolved by the so-called hen joke writ CTS, as incubated, so to say, in the various periodical prints of the day.
 It has been alleged, that said pub 1ications for their comic columns, al ways employ a hen print agent. He's a wonder, just let brain-storm sweep away funny ideas in other mat matches out a hen joke and the job is saved.
 These writers began on the hen joke. back in the years when the mule funnyism lost class. Let us see. Harking back through the many dead and gone decades, of civ uization's time one fails to discover just where or when, humor and the hen became affinities. In print or otherwise.
 There are brave people, even today, who will wager ten to one, or any other long shot, that the truly first hen joke was a conundrum and that it was originally incubated just after Noah broke up housekeeping in the ark Think it over.
 There being nothing doing around Araratt, a minstrel troupe started out to recoup the fallen fortunes from the flood. Their star conundrun still survives You've heard it. It has escaped death and moving accidents by flood and field'' and chloroforn.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-03
PUBLIC OPINION

Editor Farmer. Sir:
 Why not locate the Reduction plant in the center of the city. The writer would suggest the square bounded by Cannon St. on the North, Broad on inc East, John on the South and Courtland on the West. There would be no danger, of ~any kick or injunction from residents, as they all have be- come so saturated with odors that emfnate from their surrounding, that a small thing like a Reduction plant would not be noticed. The odor from a tannery was at one time objection able but now they take it without pepper or salt. The smoke from burn ing rags at a silver and gold refin- ing shop became so obnoxious that inc people could hardly breathe with out splitting cotton. Now they take the smoke for the catarrh. A couple of livery stables in the same square, send forth more fragrant ordor, and the people are gaining strength on it
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-03

Here it is.l Why does hen cross the street.
 The hen jokist attaches children to his creation, plentffully of late years and it goes. Here's sample. "A lit tie girl sobbing over a. dead pet roos- ter said: ttHe was always so glad There are others. Then again, Mrs. Noveau Rich, when asked if her country house hen's laid every day, said; ssOf course, but in our position it is not necessary
 The farmer gets touched by mak- ing him say, after seeing an educat- ed hen: t'I don't care for vaudeville hens. they'd better stick to the legi- timate' It's a raw day when the papers fail to print things in the above vein. But the hen humorist dips in some when it comes to verify ing in quotations. etc, etc. No fun nyman'' of a publication never can get in wrong when he works up a ''chicken carol.'' Everything goes on
 We have just two terrible ex- amples'' as per the following to of
 Man want but little here below, nor wants that little long, Iris this; he'd much1y like to know, how to make hens lay: with wi 3, z egg ie prices in in ilre breakfast foods, A lot of changes suit my view. At our boarding house no interludes: its breakfast eggs the whole year through" And so 1t goes, dS brosia'' The eternal fenine,'' pre- dominates as usual, in these hen .thunorisns'' The rooster doesn't get
 much from the press agents incuba- tor Akin to 'tmere man. in a suf- fragette rush, is he. Perhaps he does not deserve it. I don't know. Once in a while he has notices and will quote one excerpt as follows:
 watch the rooster. Hark to his clarion notes and the muffler off. He is somewhat the, Big Noise. Chuck ing, scratching and fussy- All the hens are scampering and ''aviatoring'' bis way. The frame-up So to speak, is intense.sz The rooster keeps peek ing and throwing out his chest and his voice, overtime. Why is this then?
 cred a wee bit of a buzz
 are often making good. An informed writer lately has said, regarding these newspaper poets:
 sIf they succeed in catching the
 popular vein as concentrated in the
 eagle eyes and minds of a score or more of exchange editors they will have the happiness of seeing their verse printed widely and that's some th' if not in fame, then in valary.'
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-03
EDUCATORS HEAR
 PLEA FOR PUPILS
Asked to Abandon Lew That
 CompeIs Vaccination

Foes of vaccination carried their fight in behalf of 5000 unenrol1ed school children of the board of edu- cation yesterday, says the Washington Herald, when the special committee, composed of Mrs Ellen Spencer Mus Capt. James F. Oyster, met at the Franklin School and heard arguments. The specific case of the Castle chil- dren who were excluded from school ject them to the serum points. was presented by Attorneys Walter c. Ba1dereton and Charles w. Darr. The matter will be reported to the school board at it's next meeting by the com mittee and the board will decide whether to sanction a suspension of the anti-vaccination law.
 DECLARE RULES CONFLICT.
 It was declared by the anti-vacoi- nation counsel that the compulsory vaccination law was unconstitutional, and in conflict with the compulsory education law, in so much as it com which may be contrary to their wishes as free citizens of the country. If a parent should not desire to have his child marked by variolofd, as the con stitution is construed as giving him the right he must change his mind, or go to jail, the attorneys declared, because the compulsory education law forces him to send his child to school, and the compulsory vaccination law requires the school children to bezvac- cinated. There is no smallpox in Washington, and no need for vacclna- tion, anyway, the attorneys declared.
 With the Anti-V accinat tion Society, the Personal Liberty League. and the Federation of Citizens Associations 1n the fight against vaccination, there are now rraoDe than 10000 citizens be- hind the fight of the Castle children and the case will be carried to the highest court if the school board de cides at it's next meeting it cannot suspend the regulations.
 Public funds will be received fo1 the fight and committee of four prominent men have been appointed 10 receive these funds.
 This committee is as follows: Will liam F.. Guide president of the Cham ber of Commerce; W. Mex Clayton president of the Federation of C1ti- zens, Associations; Harry B. Brad ford of Kensington, Md, president of the Anti-Vaccination Society, and IF D. Scott, the society's secretary and
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-03

every day. A couple of garages send out their gasolene perfume that makes trip. Then one new motor concern has installed a kerosene engine the odor from this has your gasoline beat en to a, frazzle-and intermixed with this is a wood pattern shop that burns their shavings in the back yard, this smoke although hard on the lungs and eyesight, gives one an idea Of London fogs. Now add the odors from Reduction plant and the vari- cities combined together would be worth getting patented and labelled Anti-Odor smell, good for what ai1s you.
 CITIZEN
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-03

treasurer. To MT Scott all commun- ications should be addressed. The officers of the, fund will receive no salaries.
 A meeting Of the board of education has been called for Thursday after noon, when the committees report will be heard
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-03
REAL ESTATE BARGAINS

BARGAINS in Building Lots, both sides of Washington bridge; Welles Place, one block south of Hard's Corner; south of new car barn near St. aMichaePs cemetery. City lots very reasonable Desirable one. two and four family houses. Steam ship tickets to and from Europe. Drafts payable in foreign lands James Feeley, ? P. O. Arcade.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-03
SHOE REPAIRING

GOODYEAR SHOE REPAIRING CO Shoes repaired right; same system as used in making them Goods called for and delivered. Open evenings. 76 John Street Teles phone. R2 ea
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-03
FURNITURE

FURNITURE, BEDDING, STOVES housefurnishings cash or on cas- terms. Your credit is good. Ask fq1 prices and terms. The Sterling FEF4 riture Go. 1287 Main St. Tel. 9&5-a
 B22 *4f STORAGE OF FURNITURE rate rooms, securely locked. Kurnif ture and china packing Furniturt and Pianos removed, large vana careful handling. Bridgeport Stofi age warehouse Go, 12S7 Main St Cor. Congress St. Tel. 92S-2-
 ADVERTISE IN THE FARABEis
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-03
RAILROADS
Trains Leave Bridgeport as
 Follows:

FOR NEW YOtttA-S12:3OQ, A: 4Sa %s:5G, s:os, Si0:o6, fi1.o5 A NY *12:OSQ, s12:29, "1:4s. %2.27, 2;44a *4:14, 5:07, *5:27, SIP, %6:30, %7:82s *4:48, %6:16. 1927. %1O:Oq A. M.-f12:3O, +2:13. "2:27, H4:1A 5:o7, "5:27, f6:45, *7:32, %7:5s. %8:11A *9:36g 1o:01 P. M.
 FOR WASHINGTON, via Harlen1 Rtver-*12:8o (aily) A M.; ~12:OS P. M. f
 FOR NEW WHAvEN-z12:O5. "12:8z *1:41, $50, 7:.56, $9:21, 9:25s "10:434 *11:33 A. M-*12:27. 12:32, 1:z8 *6:4o, *6:54. 7:1s. *7:82, @9:42, ,a1o:2a F. SUNDAY@18: ~I2:527 *1:41. s;1s, s;4s. +1o;2s. *11;s3 *7:32, *8:47, %10:02 P. M.
 FOR BOSTON, via New London and ProVidence-*1:41, 6:5o, "10:21 (6o PrOS1de1ee2, sSeos .sifi s11;s9 As73a A MF5;2 -~1:41. *11:3S A. M.-%2;29, "4;2Si $6:54 P. M.
 FOR BOSTON, via Hartford and Willinantic-*e:2 A. M.-%8:S1 Ea M.
 FOR TWISTED and Intermediats Stations-5:Oo, 7:O0; 9:95, f11:4o A A5l *5:51, TAO P. M--SQNDAXs -S:So A. M.-6:45 P. M.
 FOR WATERBURY, ANSONTa DERBY and Intermediate Stations7 $:SS' +EtSi, TAO P. M-sUNDAXs- S:8o, 1O:S5 A. M.-6:45, $50 F. AI-s J
 FOR CT. HARRINGTON, LENOEt PTTTSFTEID, ETO.-7:oo. $50 A.RE -4:2s P. M.-SUNDAYS-S A. RI
 FOR DANBURY, NEW AEILFOEQi ETC, via BroOlxheId Jnmction-7: o9. $50 A. M.-4:28, 6:44 P M.-SUEg DAYS-8:3o A. M.
 FOR IITCHFTELD, ETC-9:5O Ai M-A:2s P. M.-SUNDAYS-8:s A M
 ~Fxpress trains. +LocaI Exprss2
 O to Harlem River Station.
 Except Mondays.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-03
SWELL CAFES

AND THE WORLD LAUGHS with you Weep and you Weep alone Stop at the Eagles Nest foE a smile Corner East Washington Ave. and North Main St. D. J. Ra@ leigh, Prop.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-03
MONEY TO LOAN

CALL AT OUR OFFTCE-VVe will aa- vance you money on your own note if you own property no matter how much your property is nnortgage0 at Bridgeport Realty Co-, Room 1O9-11o, Warner Bldg. L13 @tG MONEY ADVANCED TO CONDUCT. ORS. engineers, hremen, trainmena clerks letter carriers, mail clerlzss school teachers, bookeepers, cash4 iers, mechanics and others. Strtct7' 1y confidential. HefEron O., Room 3O1 Meigs Bldg. G1T @tf
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-03

ADVERTISE IN TEE E'ARaEEIIl.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-03
MALE HELP WANTED

MADE $5o,ooO in five years In the mail order busfness; began with B. Send for free booklet. Tells how. Heacock. 765. Lockport, N Y.
 RPS 2 3 4 5 6 If
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-03

DRAFTSNTEN, mechanical architect ual structural, are always in demand at good salaries: ten young men wanted to join club to learn drawing. at home evenings; instru- ments furnished. Address c. s. K, Box 228, City U26 elf
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-03

FOR RENT-One store and, rent. 17s6 Main St. H2 tfs
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-03
ROOMS TO LET

TO RENT-5 room flats, improve
 ments, SIP and $14; also 5 room tenement, $9. gas. Inquire 2i Goodse1l St. R 24
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-03
HOTELS
AUCTION SALE

HIGHEST PRICES PAID for used furniture, carpets and store fixtures Bridgeport Auction & Commission Go, A Union Square. Tel 1686-2.
 D1 eft
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-03

GENTS, LADIES, AND CTITIDREN's clothing bought and sold. Miss C. Myers. 1447 Main St. re s CD
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-03

TrOR RENT-SeveraI 5-room flats. all fnprovements, SIP: desirable loca- tion. L. Weiss. Room 24s 925 Main St. I'll eff
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-03

WANTED-cir1s to know that you can have your suits and cloaks made to order reasonable at 32 F. O. Arcade N HIS
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-10-03
PERSONAL

CARD READER-Advice on all af- fairs 25c. Mrs. Levy, 674 Madison Ave. fourth house above North Ave.
 G6 eff
The Semi-weekly leader. (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1905-1941, 1910-07-16

No day is too short to be kind.
The Semi-weekly leader. (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1905-1941, 1910-07-16
Hon. Geo. d. MOak Ior Circuit CIerk.
To the Voters Of Lincoln County:

To the Voters of Lincoln County:
George #. Moak. present mem-
ber of the Board of Supervisors
from District No. 4. Lincoln coun-
ty, has expressed his intention to
become a candidate for the Office Of
Circuit Clerk.
In view of the fact that the pres
ent incumbent of the Office has
decided to become q candidate for
the office of Chancery Clerk, we are
confronted with the necessity Of
selecting competent. honest and
thorough business man for the
place; and. being we'll acquainted
with Mr.. Moak in both social and
a business way. | feel no hesitancy
in saying that | believe him to be
thoroughly qualified for the office
to which he aspires.
Mr.. Moak was elected to the
Office which he now holds by
very tiattering vote, and his official
conduct shows that his constituents
made no mistake in selecting him
for the Office. He has on all inn
portant questions shown that he
gave them careful thought, wisely
deliberating, and the records show
that he has always espoused the