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The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-02

w6sheh's clubs and basket ball
teams are sure signs Of this change.
,"Wemen have never been true to
each other, women have never been
deeppt' to each other, each has been
jealous Of her husband, Of her chill
dren.
Women are now beginning to
stand together. This new standing
together of women Is as hard for
them, as it is for us men to be true
to the home.
I'VE men are naturally interested
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-02
FAMOUS CARTOONIST
VERY ILL IN CALL
FORNIA CITY

SAN DIEGO, Jan. Homer c.
Davenport, the cartoonist. is i'll at
the home of friend in this city.
He is suffering from complete
collapse of the nervous system,
and his physician regards his con-
dition as serious.
Mr.. Davenport came here last
week as the guest of Mr.. and Mrs.
A. G. Spalding at their residence
on Point Iona. He had been
somewhat i'll for time and desired
a complete change of scene and
climate. Shortly after his arrival
here his condition became worse
and the attending physician has
deemed 1t necessary to forbid him
to receive calls, answer correspond
ence or otherwise exert himself.
Absolute rest is ordered.
His ailment is said to be the re-
suit of work and worry, which has
eliminated In breakdown that Is
deemed very grave,
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-02
HElRESS ELOPES
WITH WAITER
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(ey United Press Leased Wire)
NEW YORK, Jan. New York
police tonight announced they had
been unable to find any trace Of
missing Roberta De JanOn, the II
year old heiress and granddaughter
Of Robert Buist of Philadelphia, and
Ferdinand Cohen, waiter of the
Bellevue-Stratford hotel In this city.
with whom the girl il believed to
have eloped last Wednesday. They
do not believe they have come here.
A series Of love letters. written
by the girl, given out this after
noon by Mrs. Cohen, wife Of the
missing waiter, show that the girl
was childishly lonesome.
Surrounded with every luxury.
the girl had no playmates or
friends, and she turned to Cohen.
Cohen lost his money At eastern
race tracks and was compelled to
accept a position in the Bellevue
Stafford to keep his wife from
starving.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-02
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4 FRANCISCO. Jan.

Ie karks about women In gen.
era sivered by Or. Luther H..
GuheH wso 10 here to attend the
state cotnventien Of school teachers,
aroused (grsat excitement In the
local camps Of the suffraeets. Here
are some Of the mean things that
Or. Quick taId:
There is no team game that has
ever been played by women in the
history. of the world-because
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-02
OUT IN THE
FIRST ROUND

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CINCINNATI, Jan. mike
Shrek, the heavyweight, this after
noon knocked out Sam Wallace,
also of this city, in the second min
ute of the first round of their fight.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-02

ENTERING UPON THE NEW YEAR THIS GREAT STORE OF
BERT PROPOSES TO EXGE ANY PRExoIs YaAR For GOOD SER
TER AND EARLIER STYLES AND FOR ALL OTHER DETAILS WHICH
WILL MAKE 1T BETTER STORE TO TRADE WITH
THE YEAR JUST FLOWN w
HAVE EXPERIENCED NOT ONLY THE VOLUME BUSINESS
INCREASED IN PROPORTION TO THE GREATLY INCREASED
OUR NEW STORE OV FER THE OLD
FACTION ENPRSSD BY OUR OLD AND NEW CUSTOMERS CAUSE
FOR QUALIFICATION.
WATCH DAILY FOR OUR ADS; THESE
ON MAKING GOOD THE READY
STORE IS THE MOST CONCLUSIVE
HAVE FAITH IN OUR PRINTED
PARTICULARLY WE WANT TO CALI. ATTENTION
BARGAIN LOVER IN SPOKANE AND VICINITY TO NEXT TUESDAY
NIGHTS AD THE BIG SALE 1T WILL TELL OF is ONE THAT MAKES
THE WHOLE COMMUNITY SIT AND
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-02

If you want what your Rant when
you want 1t, put want ad In The
Spokane Press
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-02

Rent that spare room with a
Press want ad. Main 1916.
The sun., 1910-05-15

On the Cedric to-day leAving. behind
a anal boom Tor Col. ROossvelt's rsnOm-
nation for the Presidency Mr.. Bsdon
said % the correspondent d TINS SUN
that no other Republican or Democrats
candidate wOuh have a ohanoo Of else
t!Ca sssinst ban Mr. Bsdell has bean
In Europe. chiefly In Paris. since March
2j lie gaid that what most Impressed
him in London was the loyalty oi thu
Engliah to King EdwGT and his suoUeasor
WAsuIS0roN. Nay IA Secretary ol
stats knOg has instructed the american
EIahahay al lAndon 10 Inform ths British
Foreign once Of the appointment ot ths
following persons as members oi Col.
ROoasvelt's stan when he acts a. special
Ambassador az the funeral Il King
Edward: Henry White. former Am
hassahor 90 France. Diplomatic Delegate.
With th6 rank Of Envoy Extraordinary
and Minlater Plenipotentiary COmman.
der Andrew 7. Long. y 5. y. Naval
AttaCha u the American Embassy AZ
Vienna, Naval Aide. and Major T. Bentley
Mott, Military Attachc of tho American
Embassy az Paris. Milsary Aid
The sun., 1910-05-15
EX.GOVERHORS EIFVfOOHVLD
MRS. ROLLINS GIVES $4,000 BAIL
on SMUGGLING CHARGE.

New IIAmp1hire's FoFmer EHsgatlse aAye
He Eaxpecu 10 slAhe . StAte1nsns
mat WIN Pua ths AlattsP n . @@sS-
ent Llght-- soyeFnmenl melas tsunlts'
Mrs Frank West Rollins. wiss Of former
Governor Rollins Of New HAmpshiro, Who
With his sun Douglas Waa arroslsd On
Friday on tho charge 0f cOnspirns "
smngRls In wearing appAFel. souvenirs
and Articlss OF isvslFy. uas formally
put under aress haFssH yesterday oy
Uuited States Marshal Hsnkol n ,ths
Federal B,hlding and aFTaignsd beioEs
Commissioner shields. Ths comphint.
sworn to by Customs Inspector Matthew
p Cassidy and attached 10 he thEss
warrants issued by Commissioner Hhialdn,
Includes In tha common charge Of con.
spiraey sx-Goy R0llins. Mrs. k0llina ana
their son. A in the case ~ her husband
and son. Mrs Rollins WIS he'd IN y, W
hti for examination next UidAy. Tue
bail was az once fIrnished - he Amer:
can Bonding Company Of s,ltmor9 1nd
Mrs. Rollins left the building slth nsr
counsel. She declined IN maze any
statsmsnt.
Ths Rollins party are stOpping at the
Hotel Belmont. EK-0ov. ROlhna ehve
out The following statement yesterday
sThs newspapers IN the last tweney-
four hours have contained stAtemantS IN
regard n my landing from the La1ttania
on the 18Th which are highly ool0red
and give a wrong impression. Ny natural
impulse Ia 10 publish a gtatement correcs-
ing the misconceptiOn, but do not DEAN
h wise or advisable az thls time 70 make
any statement through the papers, ~
tho proper time | expect 20 make state-
ment which will put the matter IN q az
ferent light
Tha trunks were taken to the Ap-
nraiser's stores yesterday. but they will
not be ouened until Tomorrow morning
The sun., 1910-05-15

A COMPLETE LINE OF UPHOLSTERY FABRICS
FOR SUMMER HOME FURNISHING
IS KEPT Always ON HAND. INCLUDING cREroNNEs AND
cHNTz LcsTvEIcHT DRAPsRIEs AND PoRrIEREs ARE ALSO
BEING SHOWN As WELL As SCREENS; CEDAR. MATING
AND cRETONNE COVERED CHESTS COUCH HAMMocKs. ETC
WINDOW AND PORCH SHADES, AWNINGS AND FURNITURE
SLIP COVERS MADE 70 ORDER
RUGS AND DRARERIEs RHCENEp roR STORAGE.
The sun., 1910-05-15
LOST no HIMSELF
aphas,r Wr. salmswttS. Iacntlned. sadly
sa,s tie Cnn't Ne Ne.

AnNnaH W. NMNuW"NNa AaHANAfNNsa N-~-'f
sals Tie cant Ne Ne.
Policeman Attanasia encountered m
Broadway last night well dressed
we'll hammered man who aaksd 60 he
taken home The policeman AOon found
that tho man had m sdea who he vas,
wherr he lived or how he came 10 10 WhsrS
he was
Az the Tenderloin police station a few
dozen addresses weFs found IN notebooAs
In his pockets. The police called up
precinct after precinct m hopes OF nnouh8
some one who knew him.
The stranger aakei Tor = ciaareta9 ana
gei l, suddenly he was suFe bic name vns
Joe He tried another cigarette. but "
faied b. stir the depths Of memory.
Otr II the addpsSes was that Of n.
Kramer of IN Sixth street. About
II o'clork Mr. Kramer. attended By MARI
Graf. his next door neiEhbor and the
Republican leader IN the sixth Assembly
di.trict entered the station house. They
recognized the man az Once as toosph
Salrnnwitg. a well n do retired manu-
facuIrer % dress goods. living at ~
EldridRe street
IN Mr.. snlmowlig's pOcksts the police
had found this unsigned note
sDBAR EVELYN: ] am grateful 70 you
fir giving up your stage WORK. did
not think ! would live 80 long. II you
werp not ~ selfish YOU Woud CONSIDER
ny feelings and consent
over this mssive Ne. Kramer pondarsd
for a Wh.le. lie said that SAlmoWitz
had been m love with his Ckramerl
wiie's sister Evelyn. who 3 happily
married,
Bnt Mr. Salmowitz failed 10 rscogniEs
AZ Kramer He showed no emotion
at hearing the name Of Evelyn. he
doubted his own identiiicAti0n. In plti-
mate despair he was sent 20 bellgvus Ter
observation a. to his sanity.
The sun., 1910-05-15
CANADIAN vILIrI4 BIPLlNE.
Gs,rrnIPent On the Psnt Of Bu,InE q
NcGwdy baldwin Filler.

OTTAWA. May ~ The Dominion Gov
eminent is negotiating for biphne
made by M0Curdy and BALDWIN. SHOWN
A. the Raddsck pattern Dr. Graham
Bell also is interested II will he used hv
the Militia Department and will he de-
liversd in Ottawa within q few VI, elSs
The machine has been Thoroughly
tested and has repeatedly gone fifty miles
an hour it a ssid 10 will he used AZ the
military camp az Potewu va this year
when Gen. French inspects the troops
4 Militia Denartrent Official sid to-dl-
that the negotiations were not compiet,d
yet Il is understo0od the Government
sin pey t5 on for tha machine
The sun., 1910-05-15

ooLoRED DRESS GOODS
IN AN ASSORTMENT or wEAves AND coLoRINcs
INCLUDING SERGE PRUNsLLA HoMEsPUN SILK
AND WOOL FABRICS SILK WOLFE. MARQUIsETTR. ETC,
FORMERLY SL4S TO S275 PER YARD
VIL ALSO BE ON SALE MONDAY
At Csc, 95s & 4I.2Ss PER YARD
SOLD IN DRESS LENGTHS ONLY
ANOTHER IMPORTANT SALE FOR MONDAY WILL CONSIST or
MEDIUMSIZED ORIENTAL RUGS
100 ORIENTAL RUGS. FORMERLY $500 At sIaOO
100 ORIENTAL RUGS. FORMERLY $500 At 14oo
LIMITED NUMBER or HALL STRIPS WHICH HAVE FORMERLY
BEEN MARKED At $500 TO 5000
At $500
COMPLETE LINE OF UPHOLSTERY FABRICS
FOR SUMMER HOME FURNISHING
The sun., 1910-05-15
-ROUGH RIDERS IS ESCORT.
these Frsm lhe West Wul re Enter
tanned 10 the New Workers.

ANAAe NNAAh N8G WNaA WI Ne AMNNfs
tanned 30 the New Workers.
Rough Riders under the command Of
their president. Charles &. Hunter of
OklahOma City. will act a. the personal
escort 70 Col. Theodore Roosevelt on the
return Of the ex-Prssidsnt on June IS
A. many II the 500 known members
u the National Roosevelt Rough Riders
Association a. can reach New Y0rk will
be here. and when the Braeessiou leaves
the Battery after the Official Welcome by
Mayor GavuOr they will form a picturesque
part ot the parade Already hetw een 80
and D0 members ot tho organization have
notified the reception committee that
thy will he on hand The regiment will
remain In New York q week. and during
that time the members will bo entertained
IN the Old Guard clubhouse az 220 West
ffty-hr-t street
The riders will he mounted on horles
furnished by Troop G of Brooklyn ard
will appear In tho rcgulation United
States Army khaki uniform. several
memlers now living on the nlains will
bring their horses with them
Cam Arthur =. Cozhv. treasifrer ~ th0
New York hranch Of the a.sociatiun. and
Charles Knohlnch. - Cvlidrat. arr
arranging tOr theatre rarties tIt1mObtls
trip- and a sail down The hay g. the men
Many q the men have neve. hem IN
New York On Sunday e. .rwing the
parade West Point will h Va cd. and IN
Monday there will be trips a. r.n'y leland.
Riverside Drive. The navy ward. the
forts and other point. Of interest he
atrs parties will bs given on Saturday
Monday and Tuesday evenmgs On
Wednesday might the . will be a regi-
mental dinner IN Long Island. az Viii n
Col. Roosevelt will b. the guest Il honor
Among those WIN are interested m giving
thar fellow Rough Riders a good time are
Cotton Bsed. seCretary u the New Nork
branch, Robert y. Wrenn. former '-nnls
champion. William Leonard. also II tsnni>
court fame; Capt Hallet X BOrrnwe. who
was IN charge Of tho dvnAmitn gun: Ken
nsth Robinson. Craig Wasisworth and Mas
Nnruamn
The sun., 1910-05-15

while sweeney seannea the Blank Sky
Hk Pocket win eRS) was Cut CT.

while sweeney seanned the Blank s&y
Hs PociSet win eRJ) was Cut CT.
Michael sweeney. who has lived at 7Oa
East Twenty-frst street for more than
fifty years left the stone cutting yard a.
which he works with i27 in his hip pooket
lnst evening He got oh a Second aveaue
car a. Twenty-frst street and found .
group Of Young men standing on the
corner staring up az the heavens
They told Michael that they we're look
ing a. the comet. which. they said, va
vsa e earl or than usual Michael Joined
the Eazprs for a while but decided that
bic sight m,st be failing and started
home
u was not until be vas in the hOuss
that he discovered that his hip pocket
containing the R27 had been neatly cut
out Michael told The police all about Il,
saving tha' t vas the fret time in all his
long LIE IN the district that anything of
the kind had ever happened 10 him.
The sun., 1910-05-15
SEA JUNGLE ron ROOsErELr.
H An That GinEer keIlcr ~ the kaIserln
Hears y True


Tho Hamburg American liner Kaisann
AuRlsta Victoria, In Yesterday. will brng
Col Roosevelt 90 this pm % her next
trip from Hamburg. aud her palm rom.
whore the Colonel u expented O. take his
meals. viii h transformer IN his hJnar
Keller. the head II the RitE-CarltOn rtus-
taurant. known otheTwiss - Ginger
heCause II his ned hair and hrs snappy
way. n up In the air over the trAnsf0r.
nation He says he hears. aud houes Il
is al true that the palm room Will be cln-
verted into miniature tropical jungle
the fountain and several young lions %
tisErs IN leash. lOnt by Hngenhscx Il
Hamburg. half concealed Ia the brush:
not 10 mention tropical birds. a small
pvthon or 30 and other things 20 make
tie Colonel feel perfectly at home
The sun., 1910-05-15
u. Altman 4 Gu.

TRAVELLING ARTICLES COMPLETE STOCK -
SHOWN. INCLUDING oUTERcARMhrs or VARIOUS
MATERIALS FoR MEN. WOMEN. MISSES AND CHILDREN,
STEAMER RUos. SlLGWL& LoUNcINO ROSES, AUTOMOBILE
CAPS BoNNED AND GOGGLES: CLOVES
UMBRELLAS; FITTED TRAVELLING CASES or LEATHER,
HAMPERS or WICKER AND LEATHER; rHERMos norr,Ss.
MOINc AND DRIVING EoUlPMRNrs
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-09
THE BEST THAT MORGAN GOT
lmperlous F~inancier May Keep In
Memory One Man He Could
Not Browbeat.

The yarn OF the other day about
Mayor Gaynor and a bell.boy recalls
another one. Gaynor, you know. slept
at the Hotel Aston one night, having
been detained there very late. In the
morning he couldn't find his way to
the elevator, and met one of the pert
youths who browbeat the hotel guest.
Jaw, foller yer nose." said the kid.
Il amt got no time to bother wit
youse,"
Mr.. Gaynor's nose ultimately led
him to the office and shortly after
ward a clerks nose led him to the
seventeenth floor and the boys nose
led him to Broadway. with instruc-
tons to stay out OF the Aston forever
after. 1t recalled to a reporter the
time that J. P~ierpont Morgan got tan
gied up with a mental. MFR. Morgan.
you may know. Is imperious and
dictatorial. He speaks in grunts.
When the grunt Is not readily inter-
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-09
preted by his unfortunate opposite. he

preted by his unfortunate opposite, he
roars.
On this occasion Mr.. Morgan had
gone to n Of the big uptown hotels
to attend a banquet. He asked q
large person at the entrance where
he could find the banqueting hall. The
large person sent him along, and Mr..
Morgan next met a hall porter who
had just been discharged and was
looking for a chance to get even. Mr..
Morgan grunted inquiringly. The por-
ter grunted sullenly.
"Wuh-wuh.wuh." grunted Mr. Nor
gan.
"Wah-wah-wah.- growled the por-
ter.
How dare you?" asked Morgan.
Say" said the porter, belligerently,
II don't know who you are. you old
skeezicks. but II you unpin that lip
uh yourn again I'll hang . brace on
IT,"
my name Is Morgan" said the
banker, Indignantly.
We'll" said the porter. after look
ing him over carefully, you look IT.
And that's the best that Morgan
got.-Boston Traveller.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-09
Mummlfed Heads Scarce.

Mummified heads of South Amer
lean Indians belonging to d tribe liv-
ing on the slopes of the Andes nea
Quito, In Ecuador. once so easily pur-
chased, are becoming extremely
scarce. The head is shrunk by some
secret process known only to the ma
tives, being thus reduced from life
size, nine or ten inches from tip of
chin to top Of head, to five inches.
The curious thing is that the head
"a be reduced in this fashion without
destroying the features, These heads.
some Of which are Of great antiquity.
are now almost impossible to procure.
Their sale Is forbidden by law
Wide World Magazine.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-09

OF late the shadow Of the fatal mi
crobe has lowered over the trembling
lips of ~expectant lovers. They have
been browbeaten. cowed, terrified.
inundated by cold-blooded ~investiga-
tors their kisses have become Of the
intangible Tennyson kind, by hope.
less fancy feigned As lips that are for
others" The cold-blooded hacterioIo.
gist has meanwhile buttressed the cry
OF that cynic of cynics. Dean Swift,
who wrote: Lord, l wonder what fool
It was that first invented kissing"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-09
satiricaI voItaIre.

One day some mice said to one an
other: How charming is this world!
What an empire Is ours! This palace
so superb was built for us; from all
eternity God made for US these large
holes. DO You see those fat hams I'M
der that dim ceillng2 They were Gre
ated there for US by Natures hands;
those mountains of lard. inexhausti-
BILE aIlment. viii be ours till the end
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-09
Common Law.

The common law of England is an
ancient collection of unwritten max.
inns and customs of British. Saxon and
Danish origin. which, by long use and
approval. have become fundamental In
English Jurisprudence. Many OF the
principles of the English common Law
held in this country and throughout
the English speaking world as we'll
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-09

Now Is the season when little. wab.
blylegged calves r being added In
great numbers 10 the bovine popula.
tion Of the prairie states, and in the
allali country sollcitous cowboys are
engaged in pulling the festive two
yenr.old out OF the alkali mudhole by
ne aid Of a pinto pony. a rope and, a
eeasoned vocabulary.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-09
His Philosonhx.

Hank Stubbs-Ambition amt hard
~ with while.
Bilge Miller-Why not?
Hank Stubbs-Waal, eff you are be-
hind the procession you halter keep
buDipin' into somebody, an EFF you git
ahead you're liable TO git teller-scoped.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-09

Several Arms who have been selling
fine Mocha and Java coffee which did
not contain a berry of either of those
coffees have been fined $40 on prose.
%cutions by the government. Really It
would not seem as though such a fine
would act as a deterrent; maybe, how.
ever. It Ia intended merely to be a
warning.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-09
An Independent Shirt.

This earth gets a chance to see.
Halley's comet only once in rs years"
Well" replied the man who isL
strong on local pride, I'VE aren't get.
ting any of the worst Of 1t. That's as
often as Halley's comet gets a chance
to see the earth.n
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-09

A new order of the treasury depart
ment prohibits the importation into
the United States of the European
starting, putting the bird in the same
class with the mongoose, the English
sparrow and fruit-eating bats. So far
as this country is concerned, there
fore, the cry of the startling will be,
not, 4 can't get out" but az can't
get in!''
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-09

Of time. Yes, we are, great God, II
our sages tell us the truth, the mas.
terpiece, the aim, Of all Thy work!
Cats are dangerous and prompt to de-
your, but it is to instruct and correct
us!"-Voltaire.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-09
Anxlous.

Fred-My dear Dora, let this
thought console you for your lovers
death. Remember that other and bet
ter men than he have gone the same
way.
Bereaved One-They haven't all
gone, have they?-Exchange.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-09

According to a New York dispatch
wedding rings are passe, and smart
young matrons" no longer wear them.
Perhaps this is because so many
smart young matrons" haven't room
for their entire collection of wedding
rings.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-09

All SENS beautiful to me. can
ever repeat to men and women "You
nav done such good work to me. I
would do the same to you.v-Walt.
Whitman.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-09

A blind singer of Massachusetts
took a trip in a balloon in order to
enjoy a new sensation. He made a
totally new record in %ballooning; he
did not remark when he came down
how strange 1t was to see the earth
dropping away from under him"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-09

1T seems she did something rather
cdd--wedded her first love or some
such silly thing" mo. 1t was far
more remarkable-loved her first we'd
ded.n-Smart Set.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-09

These censors who are to decide on
what is proper and what Is not proper
Ia bathing suits will have Jobs which
might well task the wisdom Of a Solo
mon.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-09
Literal Fellow.

That fellow is too darned LITERAL"
AS to how?"
~ you ask him how he feels he
immediately unreels a lot Of symp-
toms. "-Pittsburg Post.