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The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
she Covered Her Head.

Scene. country church of Episco-
palian denomination in process of
being decorated for the Christmas
season. The rector. who has strong
leaning towards forms of all kinds, is
fastening festoon of evergreen
about the baptismal font.- when, en-
ter Miss Dymple. who unceremoni-
ously filings her hat upon the seat Of
pew and comes to his assistance.
The rector suddenly observes that
she is hatless and remarks severely:
miss olympic. 1t is particularly for
hidden that women shall come into
the church with uncovered heads"
"Oh, bother. l forgot!" responded
the young lady irreverently well"
grabbing up the rector's derby and
setting it jauntily on her pert little
head, will this do?"
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
How He Did It.

A lawyer once asked man who
had at various times sat on several
juries:
"Who influenced you most-the law
yer, the witnesses or the iudge?" He
expected to get some useful and in
teresting information from so expert
enced juryman. This was the mans
reply:
''I'll tell yer, sir, 'ow makes up my
mind. l am plain man, and a rea-
sonin' man, and / amt influenced by
anything the lawyers say; no, nor by
what the Judge says. just looks at
the man in the docks and | SAYS: IT
he amt done nothin'. why's he there?
And brings 'em all in guilty.'-Short
Stories,
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
colorado Helps tho criminal.

Denver.-The Colorado State Prison
Association has become, during the
last year, an organization not only to
help prisoners who have a criminal
record to get work and to reform, but
to keep others from gaining criminal
record. Instead of sending young
first offenders to Jail this year some
Denver judges have tried the plan of
releasing them to the Colorado Prison
Association. In every case the Of
tenders have been grateful. were
helped by friends and relatives to get
work and are now living useful lives.
The idea is new to Colorado, yet 1t
is the probation system applied to
men.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
THE HIGH COST
OF LIVING REDUCED

Much has been said about the high
cost OF living. Its causes. and the possi-
biiities of It's % reduction; vet But little hes hs:
ly every household.
ona pens IN vsw HsSSsss CHEAP e ean
get It" without a thought Of quality or
."after cost" Ono of the most serious IL
BY tho use Of perfect baking powder
Smy as from any other article used In
baking powder. therefore. care should
be-, be exercised ere t. to purchase one that re-
is tho sam skns IN.
sweet and wholesome and producing
sufficient ieavening gas to make the
Very little of this leaveninr gas il
produced by tho cheap baking powders.
making 1t necessary to use double the
You cannot experiment every time
make q ssns 81 Or test ns the
out how much of 1t you should uss; /;
yet with most baking powders you
50 % careiessiy % they ' are me never er' Uniform. %
the quality and strength varying with
each can purchased :.
strength. Esperienced chemists put i
np TnS s1 sxsy, q, the
Sealed in alright cans. Calumet Baking
Powder does not alter in strength and
is not affected by atmospheric changes.
In using Calumet you are bound to
haye uniform bread. cake or biscuits. as
Calumet does not contain any cheap.
useless or ndulterating ingredients SO
commonly used to increase the weight.
Further, 1t produces pure. wholesome
food and Is a baking powder of rare
merit; therefore. IL recommended by
leading physicians and chemists. It
STATE and NATIONAL The goods are
moderate In price. and any lady purchas-
ing Calumet from her grocer. II not sat
isfed with It,. can return It and have her
ypopay rof,,pdaA
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
Dead Comes to Life.

Central City.-While Coroner Ham
milk was examining the body of John
Jordan, laborer, 33 years old. who
was buried beneath several tons of
rock and dirt /at the concentrator of
the Frontsnack Company, near Black
Hawk. and was reported killed by his
fellow workmen who dug him out, Jor
dan sat up. recognized the official and
remarked: "A little too soon. pard.
I'm not ready for you yet" Jordan's
injuries consist of bad cut on the
face. which required several stitches.
and internal injuries, which may be
serious.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
Former Slave Give. Land.

Colorado Springs.-James NJ. Polk
Taylor former slave. II years old.
and his freeborn wife, have given 4S0
acres of land at Calhan, forty miles
east of Colorado Springs. to the
Charles Sumner Tuberculosis Associa-
ton as a site for National Tubercu-
losis Sanitarium for the colored peo-
Pile of the United States. 1t is under
stood that 100000 will be spent on
the sanitarium. The land was taken
up many years ago by the Taylors and
they will continue to live upon it.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
SOUR STOMACH

II used Cascarets and feel like new
man. I have been . sufferer from dys-
pepsia and sour stomach for the last two
years. have been taking medicine and
other drugs. but could find No relief only
for a short time. will recommend
Cascarets to my friends as the only thing
for indigestion and sour stomach and TO
keep the bowels In good condition.
They are very nice to eat"
Harry Stuckley. Aauch Chunk, Pa.
Pleasant, Palatabie. Potent, Taste Good.
Do Good: Never sicken. Weaken or GHpe.
l0c, sc, Soc. Never sold In bulk. Tho gem
uIns tablet stamped c c. Guaranteed to
cure OF yos1s mon0y back. 80 :
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
coIorado's Rapid Progress.

Denver-"An example of the rapid
progress of Colorado and what may
be expected in the future is given in
the financial reports of the Denver &
Rio Grande railroad" said ]. w.
Gilluly, treasurer of that company.
In 1872, the year took service with
the Denver & Rio Grande, the earn
irgs amounted to $274.421, or a little
more than a quarter of million OF
dollars. For the fiscal year ended
June, 1909. the earnings of the COM
pany amounted to $23.563, ,436."
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
Couldn't Be Thankful.

Couldn't Be Thankful.
Bishop Charles w. Smith at har-
vest dinner in Portland said Of the
harvest spirit:
THE harvest spirit IL one Of thank.
fulness, but there are some grabbed
old farmers who couldn't be thankful
II they tried.
81 said to such an old fellow as he
conducted me over his farm on gold
en- autumn afternoon and showed me
a record harvest:
"'Well, sir, this year, at least,
you've got nothing. nothing whatever
to complain Of
."I don't know about that, bishop.
he answered. with shake of the
head. I'm afraid there'll be no spoilt
hay for the young calves.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
More Money for Farmers.

Greeley.-Manager s. NJ. Edgell Of
the local factory of the Great Western
Sugar Company, announced that next
season farmers will be paid an addi-
tional twelve and half cents per ton
for each half per cent in sugar con-
tent for beets that run over fifteen
and one-half per cent. This means
hundreds of dollars additional in the
pockets of farmers who will grow for
quality. The sugar company wants
careful, intensive cultivation of the
crop. according to the announcement.
as the majority of payments will be
based on percentage.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02

There b more Catarh in this section Of the country
than all diseases put together and until the last
lew years was supposed to bo incurablc For great
many year, doctors pronounced local disease and
prescribed local remedies and BY constantly falling
Science has proven Catarrh to be constitutional dis
ease and therefore requires constitutional treatment
HaIIs CatArrh Cure manufactured by F. J. Cheney
Toledo Ohio, y the only Constitutional cure on
the market It d taken internally In doses from 10
drops teaspoonfui. II acts directly the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the systsm. They offer one
hundred dollars for any case II falls TO cure. 6eno
for circulars and testimonials.
address: F. J. CHENEY 4 CO.. Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, 73c.
Tnke Hslle Family PtN for oolBttpAtlo0-
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
coIoradans Got Fortune.

Los Angeles.-Several Colorado peo-
pie will share in the estate OF John
Howell. the noted mining expert.
whose death occurred In Denver. No
vember 18th. and whose will was filed
for probate here. 1t disposes of an
estate valued at 100000. of which
$25s.OO0 is personal property. Howell
was rs years old.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
Doctors More Thorough.

physician at a dinner in Denver
sneered at certain Biblical miracles.
Lazarus" he said, was raised from
the dead-and yet I don't see any
dead folks being raised in our time"
NO" said Rev. Herbert II. Tres
ham, the Biblical scholar. with a
smile. Modern medical science has
progressed too far for that. eh?"-
Washington Star.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
Fish and Game Club.

Boulder.-During the present year
the fish and game organization has
placed 100000 fish in Boulder streams.
1t has built and equipped hatchery
at cost OF over 5000 and 25O.000
eggs are now being Matched. The
hatchery is In charge Of an exper-
fenced man sent here by the state.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02

q dull ache through
the small Of my
back and ! had rheu-
matte pains in every
joint. The kidney
secretions passed
too freely and l was
annoyed by having
to arise at night. I
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
sentenced at seventy-Five.

Greeley.-Andrew Hunter, who shot
and seriously wounded his wife. Mrs
Emma Hunter. at Rim. July 21st. was
found guilty of assault with intent to
fill by jury in the District Court. He
was given from six to seven years in
the penitentiary. Hunter gave his
age as rs years. and his attorney at
tempted to prove that he was insane.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
The Sarcastic Victim.

The Barber-Your hair is coming
out on top, sir.
The Crank-Good! knew 1t was in
me. Now. for goodness sake. don't
talk to 1t or 1t will crawl back again!
Catholic Standard and Times.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02

could not work Without Intense SUI.
fering. Through the use Of Doan's
Kidney Pills. was practically given a
new pair of kidneys. I cannot exag.
gerate their virtues"
Remember tho name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
Disturbing the Foundations.

Bacon-I see an automobile fog sig
nal for railroads, the invention Of q
retired Dutch naval officer, explodes a
cartridge behind megaphone auto
matically whenever a train enters a
block in which there is another train.
Egbert-Mercy. / should think that
was enough to disturb the sleepers.-
Yonkers Statesman.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
Drunken Wasos.

Bacon-They say wasps become in
toxicated by eating decaying fruits.
the sugar of which passes into kind
of alcohol. While in this drunken
condition the wasps do their worst
stinging.
Egbert-If an officer is then to
take one in hand. he does not want to
handle it without gloves.-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
Prisoners Celebrate Day.

Canon City-Prisoners at the state
penitentiary are thankful that there
is such holiday as Thanksgiving;
the biggest dinner of the year at the
penal institution. with the possible ex-
ception of that at Christmas, was
served. Nine big hogs. ITS pumpkin
pies and five barrels of sweet cider.
in addition to all the ''trimmin's"
were consumed.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
As He fingered.

Dearest" said Reginald. as they
stood in the darkened hallway. Its
80 hard to say good-by!"
Then don't try to say it," muir
INJURED Beryl. Say goodnight in
stead; you don't have to use your
lips for that. you know."-Chicago
Tribune
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
Wanted a Chance.

Milkman-I see by the papers that
. Frenchman has invented new way
of Transforming water into milk.
Customer-Well.I hope you'll adopt
it. I'm getting awfully tired OF the old
way-Chicago News.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
WANTS HER
LETTER
PUBLISHED
For Benefit of Women who
Suffer from Female Ills
Minneapolis, Mimi was great
sufferer from female troubles which

caused 3 weakness
and broken down
condition Of the
system. ! read so
much ofwhatLydia
e. Pinkham's Veg.
etable Compound
had done for other
suffering women !
felt sure 1t would
help me, and / must
say it did help mo
wonderfully. Ny
pains all left me, !
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
Virtue of the Lamp.

Aladdin rubbed his magic lamp.
1T doesn't run up gas bill on me
when I'm away in the summer" he
boasted.
Herewith all marveled.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
COLORADO NEWS
Gathered From
All Parts of the State
Scarlet Fever sweeps City.

Salida.-As a result of the followers
of faith cure sending their children
fever until placed In quarantine by
City Physician Jones. an epidemic Of
scarlet fever is sweeping over this
city.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
Has Some RIahts.

Mrs. Henpeck-You. Charles. what's
that noise down there?
Mr.. Henpeck-I trust, my dear. that
l may fall down the cellar stairs II
wish to.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
Didn't Propose to Hurry.

His Wife-I just can't bear to see
you smoking, John. The doctor says
1t is slow poison.
Her Husband-Well, I'm not going
to take quick poison just to please
you and the doctor.-Chicago News.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
BAD Bun.

Redd: Brown said he had an
other run OF hard luck"
Green: "Oh, has he got an automo-
bile, too?"-Yonkers Statesman.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02

Who is paying the cost Of this very
expensive campaign against the IN
itative and referendum? And why?
Denver News.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02

His Friend-1 fought you wus goin'
to commit suicide, James?
The Rejected wus! but when l
got to de river l remembered I'd for.
got me swimmin' tights.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
He Never sh.ved Aa.In,

He Never Shaved Again.
Marmaduke-What do you suppose
that wretched barber said when he
shaved me?
Bertie-I don't know.
Marmaduke-He said 1t reminded
him of game he used to play when
a boy called Hunt the Hare"
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
No Wonder.

"I thought 1 would introduce real
COW into my comic opera"
"How did 1t work."
Didn't work at all. The milkmaids
frightened the cow"
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
suFFERep 80 YEARS.
But Chronic Kidney Trouble Was
Finally Cured.

Charles Won soehnen. 2o1 A St.
Colfa1. Wash. says: For 80 years !
suffered from kidney trouble and was
laid up for days at time. There was
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02

As gold is tried by the furnace, and
the baser metal is shown; SO the hol-
low-hearted friend is known by ad-
versity etastasio.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02

A quarrel merely proves that one Of
the parties to it hasn't any more sense
than the other.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
1Ry MURINE EYE ReMebY

for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't
Smart-Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Remedy. Liquid, Csc.
SOC. $1.OO. Murine Eye Salve in
Aseptic Tubes. 25c. $1.00. Eye Books
and Eye Advice Free by Mail.
Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02

Important to Nothero
Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA. safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
A HeIoht unre.ched

A Height Unreached.
Byron was writing Roll on. thou
dark blue ocean. roll!"
why not make It steam roller?"
We asked.
Pleading ignorance Of politics. he
stuck to the shallower subject.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02

DR.. Emdee-You should eat meat
very sparingly.
Mr.. Joax-I avoid It altogether.
eat nothing but lunchroom ham sand
Wichee.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02

Mrs. winsiow'a Soothing Syrup.
For chidrsn teethinK. softens gum reduces In
nammAtion allAyH nsln. wind cole. Nc bottle.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02
Somebody's DarIinl

Somebody's Darling.
Don't speak SO harshly to that lit
tie printers devil"
why not?"
HE Is somebody's angel child"
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02

Too often piano stool Is the seat
of discord.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02

The charm of the unattainable is
long drawn out.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02

Rheumatism, Neuralgia and Sore
Throat will not live under the same roof
with Hamlins Wizard Oil. the best Of
all remedies for the relief of all pain.
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02

Il advice FREE. Established fSS0
TAIkN ] FitIssraA Ia. Boil WasA.stss, DC
The Springfield herald., 1910-12-02

Tho Simple Life.
Mrs. Knicker-You will have to get
up to light the fire.
Knicker-Unnecessa my dear;
never smoke before breakfast.
The Washington times., 1910-11-18
JOBS IN PANAMA
TO BE BOYCOTTED
Home Workmen Will Not
Fill Places If Strike
Is Called.

ST LOUIS. Mo-, Nov. S-In the
event that demands of the boilermakers
engaged IN the Panama Canal zone are
refused by the Government, and those
wOrkmen who quit yesterday effect a
general ,rike. the canal vacancies viii
not be n filed BY mechanics from the
United States
This declaration was made today by
J. A. Franklin, president OF the Inter
national BOilermakers' Union here
I don't think there viii be a strike
IN Paua ma" said the boilermakers
president, who is attending the Aneri-
can Federation Of Labor convention.
If tn re is a strike, however, the
boilerr1s-kers employed on the canal viii
not be fnteTfeTed with by men from
home. The trouble is not alone a ques-
ton of wages They are asking sixteen
days laave on fun pay just as is given
employees in the civil service
TT was queer that the President
should have refused to see the boiler
makers when he went TO Panama for
the purpose OF investigating
a CabineS meeting was held for the
discussion Of the Workmen's conditions
a decision was withheld until President
Taft could obtain first hand knowledge
there he said he was compelled TO
hurry on
President franklin had been advised
that 1E3 bOileTmakeTs quit work late yes
terday because President Taft had
asked them 10 await his return to the
United States for a reply TO their de-
TnauGs
The Washington times., 1910-11-18
hUZZLES ON DOGS
ARE THERE TO STAY
No Expectation That One
Year Order Will Be
Revoked.

President indications point TO no revo-
cation OF the order adopted BY the Com
missioners August II providing for the
muzziing Of all dogs In the District
OF Columbia for period Of one year.
Commissioner Rudolph several months
ago announced that with the beginning
OF cold weather he would bring to the
consideration Of the board the revoca-
ton of the order The Commissioner
said that personally he was not in thor
ouSh sympathy with the ordinance. and
could see no necessity for its continu-
anCe throughout the winter months.
Commissioner Johnston is Of the opin-
ion, however. that the muZzIe order
should continue in effect for a period Of
one year In this ne is upheld by
Health Officer Woodward, uoon whose
recommendation the ordinance was
adopted.
II was said today that, as the matter
is under the immediate Jurisdiction of
Commissioner Johnston his opinion viii
probably prevail
Numerous protests against the ordi-
nance were made by dog owner and
eliminated IN a petition forwarded to
the President and sent by him 70 the
Commissioners No opinion was ex-
pressed by the President as to the ne
cessity for its revocation.
The Washington times., 1910-11-18
v. c. 7. j. HONORS
FRANCES WILLARD
Memorial Services Are Held
At Her Statue In
Capitol,

Haded by the beiligerent smasher.
Mrs carry A Nation. a delegation OF
500 temperance women, representing
every state in the Union. arrived in
Washington this morning from Bala-
more where they have attended the na-
tiouaI W. c T. L. convention, and
marched upon the Capitol
Notwithstanding the fact that she
had lust declared that the temperance
women Of America needed TO center
their efforts upon the Legislative halls
Of the Capitol, Mrs. Nation took q
cab at the station and proceeded
down town on business" instead Of
ACCOMMODATING the delegates to Statu-
ary Hall, where elaborate memorial
services were held at the foot Of the
statute of Frances E Willard
With prayer. song, and eulOgies, IA
tiona1 anC local temperance leaders
paid tribute TO the dead leader of
their cause, while from the gallery
an audience of several hun dred people
looked on and Joined in the singing
Though the temperance women Of
America, according to a statement
made by Mrs. Margaret Dye Ellis,
chairman of the national legislative
committee, ". 9. 7. q, viii probably
attempt to secure legislation against
the liquor traffic from Congress. the
meeting held this morning was en-
tirely in the nature OF & memorial to
Miss Willard, and no menlrOn Of the
Of the great founder Of the organiza-
ton was completely hidden at its base
BY splendid white and yellow chrys-
anthemums, 70 which were added
floral tribute Of roses sent BY the
Illinois delegation.
The Washington times., 1910-11-18
BEEF TRUST GETS
CHANGE. OF VENUE

CHICAGO, Nov. -S--Judge Kenesaw
Mountain Lapdis today ruled that he
was not cuafified 70 hear the Govern
ment.s case against meat packers who
are accused Of cOnspiTing TO form a
combination in restraint Of trade. He
VIII grant the change OF venue asked
By the attorneys for the packers.
The change was asked on the ground
that several years ago Judge lands,
then an attorney, served in the prose-
cution Of a Beef trust case
Judge Lands did not say whether he
would send the case TO the United
States Circuit Court, or whether he
would appoint another judge c. the
United States district court 70 hear it.
In view Of the aveTmenTS in the De
titiOu for a change Of venue and Of the
proximity Of my activity in the in
vsstigation OF this subject, II is plain
J cannot hear the case. said the judge
IN making the ruling.
The Washington times., 1910-11-18
BEAUFORT LOSES
ATTORNEYS HELP
Chicago Lawyer Finds Sup
posed Count Too Great
Talker-

CHICAGO. Nov. 1s.-Count Alexander
Won Mourik de Beaufort was scheduled
to have two little sessions with the Chi
cago courts today and announced that
he was ready except for the fact that
his lawyer had quit the case because
The count has been TOO voluble a con-
versattonaIist-
The count had 10 defend himself in
the Harrison street municipal court On
a charge Of disorderIy conduct as a re-
suit OF a scene he IS said TO have made
al St Luke's Hospital, where his wife,
formerly Irna EIlgailen, daughter Of q
Chicago millionaire, Is suffering from
g broken ankle and other injuries, which
some Of the counts enemies have at
tribdted to a fght with the count
Later ne ha6 10 defend a suit for S53
filed by & habsTdasher FOR resplendent
TaimeEt- The count expects 70 ind a
new attorney at once
Count Alexander de Beaufort today
had an offer OF $1,000 q week TO - d
cults. but he said he WOuld decline the
offer
The count hates nctorIety. ne says,
and does not want any more than IS
coming to him daily IL Chicago Mean
time, however. he IS hunting a job, but
he admitted that he could not pose be
fore the fcotEEhts, as does Mss Laura
Jean libby. and give Authentic advice
10 the l0velorn-
In fact. he is looking tor a little ad-
vice himself
The Washington times., 1910-11-18
MARINE CORPS HEAD
ON RETIRED LIST
Maj. Gen. Elliott, Comman-
dant, Will Step Out
November so.

MAJ Gen George Frank Elliott, com
mandant Of the Marine Corps. was, BY
orders issued today, placed upon the Re
tired list, his retirement to take effect
November 90
Secretary Of the lSavy Meyer has ex-
pressed his intention OF appointing a
temporary dCung COmmdnddnt for the
Marine Corps pending legislation bv
Congress which VIII be asked for next
session. making the position of en-
mandant an office Of detail lasting only
four years, instead Of until retirement
as at present 1t IS generally believed
that Colonel Riddle, the ranking line
colonel OF the corps, viii be detailed as
acting COmmandant after November 90
The Washington times., 1910-11-18
WIDOW GETS HALF
OF SWAN ESTATE

BY the viii Of William D. Swan. who
died October 10, his estate. which is
valued at about $20.o00. will be divided
between his widow, Mrs Martha J.
Swan. and his daughter. Mrs. Alice
OTviss after a step-daughteT, Clara
Stewart has been paid $500.
The viii OF John krause. which was
also fled In Probate Court, leaves ais
$4,000 estate 10 his wife, Mrs. Harriet
krause, and on her death the will pro-
vides that the property shall go TO his
children, Ernest l., Pauline e, and
Elmer 2. ATause-