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The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-06-17
couNsEIs SON By WIRELESS.
0Iarconi Connection Between Fathez
and Boy ut College.

Srarconi Connection between Father
and Boy ut College.
1920 D. m.-Joe, what are you
studying now? Don't forget your
French. Good night. DAD"
This message. OF one somewhat like
It. the philadelphia Bulletin asserts,
is likely to be roaming about the at
mosphere by wireless any evening. At
present it is likely to be transmitted
only by DR.. Walter Webb Of Sharon
Hill to his son, Joseph 8. Webb, q
freshman at Swarthmore College.
The finer details Of this minute-by-
minute parental guidance were CONF
pleted recently when q receiving sta
tion was installed in young Webb's
room in Wharton Hall, the boys dor.
mftory at Swarthmore College. He
and his father have had q station at
their home for some time and they
have installed one at college so that
the son will not grow rusty IN han
ding the key.
The beauty Of the scheme is seen
after little thought Suppose the
young man writes home that, owing
to the press Of studies. he will not BE-
able to visit the old folks over Sum
day. Then on Monday his father
clicks out 4 message inquiring wheth-
Of Joe had received one which Was
sent the previous day. What excuse
could h offefed4
-.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-06-17

There is much that millions can't
buy. For instance. the wife OF q mil
lionaire for nine successive nights has
suffered from insomnia Sleep cannot
be purchased, and yet it is the boon
of the humblest working woman.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-06-17
Best Indian Puddins.

Put one pint sweet milk In double
boiler on stove. Then take two table
spoonfuls corn meal, one-half cup mo
lasses. little salt, one-half teaspoon
full cinnamon. one-half teaspoonful gin
ger. Mix these and add to milk; still
until it thickens; when cool add one
beaten egg. one cup cold milk and one
teaspoonful butter. Put into buttered
dish and bake slowly one and one-hali
or two hours. Cover until last hall
hour.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-06-17
RANGERS FAVOR
COOPERATION
MEETING ENDORSES
srA'- DC, UNION METHOD
Of DOING BUSINESS
THAT Consolidation OF TWO
P'' -,.uers' Organizations May
W. ,ht About-Tri-state Farm
,,oion Convention at Occur
y ,. Adopts Resolutions.

,,,,r,ap Wash, June ls:-wn VIVA IL is
pullman, y, members as the most i'm
fsaraeu - ZION taken by the State
portau' - its convention, was the
GfsnSs Of resolutions favoring state
'i l5 snd u nationwide cooperation" in
vide SI farm supplies and selling farm
nyls 10 - the end that the middle
roau'.'1' his profits may be entirely
animated. ;on was adopted after
ih'' 5iscussion by vote practically
NULL US This means that the
aH'p-n will follow the example OF the
s'lS, union and build, buy or lease
tHn'', uorpbouses and handle the
s'n If its members, selling direct to
sIsrrtsrs, millers and consumers Il: It
a as.rs that the grange members Will
l''- ,boir farm machinery, tWine,
wy w, coal, wood, posts and other sup
" D,s Of wholesale and in carload lots,
Ers .irc out the profits of the middle
'' W. IN that line, too. The action is
I r,ripd as an important step, follow
~ .s it does, the success of the
,,smors' union in these lines, and will
.,~ontionize the methods of handling
r,ir Some profess to foresee the
',on of the two great farmers or
,,'izations as a result of this move
nelt
In snohomish Next Year.
snobomish was selected as the place
FIR holding the next state convention
fp second Tuesday in June, 1911.
IC FAIR of Pullman was reelected
Hpmtive committeeman for three
Years. Mrs. B. B. Lord, past lecturer
# the New York State Grange, who
has been in grange work for more
than % years, addressed the conven
ton this evening.
The fire association of the State
Grange which has been in existence
since 1898, was found to be in excel
lent condition, with more than $3.50,
900 insurance held by members. This
a cooperative insurance associa
ton, confined strictly to members OF
the grange. Losses of more thar
$4,000 have been paid this year, anI
claims for $1,000 were allowed at this
meeting. The question of action te
be taken on good roads will be taker
up for vote tomorrow. The grange
will finish its work tomorrow even
ing.
Mrs. Mary Arkwright Hutton O.
Spokane came down with her auto
mobile covered with banners calling
for Votes for Women but she wa!
mol gwen an opportunity to speak
IAFee factions of the women suffrag,
movement wanted to address tn,
grange but all were denied, but r. B
Aaftln of Spokane, a leader in tn,
lsh' for equal suffrage and township
@sanlzatlon, and a member of tn,
grange, addressed the convention a
Flstn and when put to a vote ever,
IaA and woman delegate voted il
ia'Or OF equal suffrage. The delegates
'e'e not content with a viva voce
,Oe' but insisted upon standing an,
ls'ng the vote recorded as unani
MUS This brought forth much en-
luSiasm and good feeling. The vote
w.. ~ Ielerehdum and the initiative wer
Nilled by the same method and unani
mnncl,,
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-06-17

To Issue Small Bills.
Washington, June 13.-The treasury
department has taken steps to in
crease the supply of small bills.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-06-17

4 anma amart men 90 NOT pr0peTly
..tfnn,ats the importance Of Dolits'
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1910-06-17

1einisters ana divoz Il IL
$50 1g reri1 TT - :. .|
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20
Fooled by the ladder.

Clang, clatter, bang Down the
street came the fire engines
Driving along ahead, obviously OF
danger, was farmer in ram-shack-
lie old buggy. A policeman yelled at
him: eli, there. look out! The fire
department is coming"
Turning in by the curb the farmer
watched the hose cart, salvage wagon
and engine whizz past. Then he
turned out into the street again and
drove on. Barely had he started when
the hook and ladder came tearing
along. The rear wheel of the big truck
slowed into the farmers buggy, smash
ing it to smithereen and sending the
farmer sprawling into the gutter. The
policeman ran to his assistance.
Didn't tell ye to keep out of the
way?" he demanded GROSSLY. Didn't l
tell We the fire department was com
in'?"
well, concarn ye," said the peeved
farmer, "I did git outer the way for
tn fire department. But what in tar
nation was them drunken painters in
sech an ALFRED hurry fer?"-Every-
body's Magazine.
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ey No Means AnoeIic.

Eugene Walter, the playwright. at
a dinner, was accused of pessimism.
WELL" said Walter. 81 am not a
pessimist, but don't believe that hu-
man nature is by any means angelic.
We are all much alike. The best we
can do is to curb our faults and favor
our virtues"
What faults should curb very
pretty young lady asked.
WELL" said Walter. 81 should think
you'd have about the same faults to
curb as little girl talked to yester-
day. She's charming little girl and
as we conversed alone in the drawing
room while waiting for her father and
mother to come down, said to her:
Have you got sweetheart"
"She smiled and wriggled. 'Yeth,
she said softly.
"'Well,' said 1. I'll give you quar-
ter If you tell me who he is
Tommy she answered in a low
voice, and gave her the quarter.
"A few minutes afterward she said
suddenly:
"'Now. IL you'll give me another
quarter. I'll tell you who my other
sweetheart is.'"-Rochester Herald.
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20
What Robert Was.

The mother of Clara. aged 4. and
of Robert, aged 6, was looking at flats.
Robert accompanied her Finally she
found an apartment at her price
which she thought she would like. The
janitor's wife, who acted as agent,
thought she would like Roberts moth
er. too, but she wasn't SO sure about
the children.
You say there is another one at
home?" she said. THAT makes two.
We have a rule against admitting chill
dren. Still, If the little girl is as nice
as the little boy seems to be-" here
she patted Roberts head affectionate-
ly, 'I don't know but what 1t will be
all right"
Robert brushed off the approving
hand impatiently.
Don't you fool yourself about me"
he said, Indignantly. "Im regular
devil of a fellow, am."-Philadelp
Ledger.
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20
New Work for Women.

Mrs. Frederick H. Snyder is the
only women impresario on earth. she
says. She decided that grand opera
would be a good thing for st. Paul and
made her first venture SO successful
that she has continued in the business
after the fashion of men engaged In
the same work.
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20
Couldn't Stand Expo,ure.

The member of the legislature. of
whom some graft stories had been cir
culated, was about to build house.
you will want a southern exposure.
/ suppose?" asked the architect.
mo. SIR said the man: "If you
can't build this house without any ex-
posure. I'll get another architect"-
Yonkers Statesman.
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20
The Report Courteous.

81 hate to press this bill, Mr.. Slow
pay" said the tailor. taking much
wrinkled memorandum of accounts
from his pocket, but"
"Oh. don't bother. Snip" said
Slowpay genially. You don't need to
press it-I don't mind the wrinkles in
it at all-fact is. I've dozen fresh
copies of it at home ready."-Judge.
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20
An Alternative,

Aren't you making a great deal Of
,noise?" said the irritable neighbor.
Cant help it," replied the patient
father. "One of us has to be heard.
and I'd be perfectly willing to give you
your choice. If stop singing the baby
cries. es.'-Washington Star.
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20


The que
little like
country
to the
Mrs Leavi went to Europe and Lieutenant Owen He was mtten
Farview
o
S
his wife
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catarrh cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they cannot reach
the sent OF the disease. Catnrrh Is blood constt
tutona dsease. and In order 1t you must taks
internal remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure y taken 10.
surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure b not ouack medt
cine II prescribed by OF the best physicians
in this country for years and regular prescription.
1t b composed OF the best tonics Known. combined
with the best blood purifiers acting directly on tbs
mucous surfaces The perfect combination OF ths
two ingredients what produces such wonderful re-
suits In curing catArrh. Send for testmoniAm iree
FL. CHENEY CO.. PropA. Toledo. O
6old by Druggists. price 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20
LOOKING Backward.

"That boy of mine was out pretty
late last night. Says he was sitting
up with sick friend"
Going to stand for that excuse"
Guess I'll have to. My father used
to honor 1t to reasonable extent.
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20


President
in
the
membership of Continental existed
a orr the
Lowell
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20
Resemblancee.

THAT flrtatious woman wears
magnificent jewelry."
YES" replied Miss Cayenne, "she
acts like the queen OF hearts and
looks like the ten OF diamohds."-
Washington Star.
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20
The supssa.tt-e in Flattery.

Future Mother-ln-Law - Do you
think we shall get on well together?
Suitor-My dear lady, it was
chiefly to have you as mother-in-law
that l fell in love with your daugh.
'ter.-Fliegende Blatter.
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20
An Interruption.

An Interruption.
Among the primary pupils enrolled
in Baltimore school this term Is the
son of prominent business man OF
that city.
One afternoon, at close of school. the
youngster sought out his father in his
office, to whom he said:
Dad. I'm getting tired OF school.
think I'll quit"
Why" asked the astonished par
ent; what's the matter, Tommy?
thought you were fond of going to
school"
so am, dad" responded the young
ster, suppressing yawn, but 1t
breaks up the day so.''-Harper's Mag
azine.
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20
A Pointed Question

Wiggs-Why do they call it pin
money!"
Waggs-Because wives stick their
husbands for it.-Lippincott's.
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20
"A S -o''~
for a Dime

Why spend dollar when i0c buys box
of CASCARETS at any drug storeP Use
as directed-eet tho natural, easy result.
Saves many dollars soasfsd on medicines
that do not euro. Millions regularly use
CASCARETS. Buy q box now-l0o
weeks treatment-proof in the morn
ine. soS
CAScARETs Ioc . box for 4 weeks
treatment, all druggists. Biggest seller
in the world. Million boxes . mouth.
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20
S,III[TI|TH ZN|l |lI|1l[l
LOWELL ON THE PILGRIMS

President Lowell of Harvard university, with a
single blow. has shivered and shattered the ira
dtions of Plymouth rock. upon whose barren sur
face. have long been led to believe. were scat
tered the seeds which later sprans up and
sprouted into American family trees.
Every boy and girl In the United States knows
before he she has attended school many weeks
the story of the Pilgrim fathers and their landing
at Plymouth rock. SO 1t was rather Il rude shock
that the eminent head of the great educational
institution delivered when he declared the story
myth.
Dear old Plymouth rock after which those big
spotted chickens named. of course can't real
ize how hard It has been hit by the Harvard ham,
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20

English Letter Writers Lead.
OF 100000 5000 letters written in a
year by the world at large, 5000. .00O.-
900 are in English, 1,200.00O,0O0 in
German and only 1.000.0o0.000 In
French.
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20
Noisy Nulsanees.

1ll-fitting doors and windows rep
resent a happy hunting ground for the
disturbing winds. In fact, SO annoying
does the constant rattle of these open
ings become that many determined in
dividuals. who resolve to admit the
fresh air. choose the lesser of two
evils and close the openings in prefer
ence to sleepless nights. This can be
remedied If small wedge of wood
be driven in at the side OF an open
window; door can be prevented
from rafting If pad or strip of thick
felt be nailed on the edge of the door.
The annoyance of creaking drawers
can be eliminated by rubbing common
soap upon the top. sides and bottom of
each.
Creaking hinges on anything should
be well oiled, while the grating. irri-
tating noise of a sewing machine can
be overcome In similar manner.
The little noises wear away the pa
tience that is required for other
things. 1t were foolish to dissipate
energy through the channels of irri-
tated nerves when little time will
obviate the nuisances.
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20
Odd Fellows Paper7

Wright-He's going to call his new
paper the Sausage Links.
Penman-Be In three sections, sup
pose.-Yonkers Statesman.
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20
HEADS RRIBE PROBE JURY

William H. Lake is foreman OF the special
Cook county grand jury which has been investiga-
ting the charges of bribery in the Illinois legsla-
ture. Under the guidance of States Attorney
Wayman It did not take Mr.. Lake long to get his
jury to work on the cases and the developments
which followed have caused sensation that has
reached beyond the borders of the state.
When Representative Charles A. White of
O'Fallon, ILL.,. in a signed story in Chicago news
paper confessed that he had received $1,000 for
voting for William Lorimer as United States sena
tor and that 5000 had been paid to him from
Jack pot" made up for the boys" by persons who
got the kind of legislation they wanted had
killed some that they didn't want, there
cry at once for action by the grand jury.
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20
CONDEMNED MAN SITS NOTION
LESS, UNABLE TO COMFORT
GRiEF-sTRIckEN WIFE.
GIVEN LIFE SENTENCE
PRISONER REMANDED TO JAIL
LIKE ANY OTHER CON-
ViCTED SLAYER.
HYDE CASE cHRoNoLoeIcALLY
TOLD.

1909.
Oct. flames Moss Hunton, cousin
Of Col. Thomas II. Swope, died sud
denly at the swope home In lndepen.
dence, NO., a surburb of Kansas City,
supposedly by apopIexy.
Oct. 3-Thomas II. swope dies sud-
denly, exactly as Hunton had died.
supposedly Of apopIexy.
Oct. e-WiII Of Thomas II. swope
filed for probate. The estate was val
ued at $4,000, 900. and Of this 81 ,ooo,oo
was left to members Of the Swope fam.
lily.
Dec. miss Margaret swope, niece
Of Thomas II. Swope, stricken with ty-
phoid fever.
Dec. 2-chrisman swope. nephew Of
Thomas n. Swope, stricken with ty-
phoid.
Dec. 4-Miss Cora Dickson, govern
ess In the swope home and cousin
Of Colonel swope, and ne9ress servant
named coppege, stricken with typhoid
fever.
Dec. Stewart 8. Fleming Of
Maury county ,Tennesse, who was
visiting at the swope home, stricken
with typhoid.
Dec. 6-chrisman Swope dies.
Dec. e-Miss Sara swope, fourteen
years old, a niece Of Colonel Swope,
stricken with typhoid.
Dec. 11-Miss Stella swope, niece Of
Colonel swope, stricken with typhoid.
Dec. 18-Miss Lucy Lee, relative Of
Colonel swope, stricken with typhoid
In the swope home four days after her
arrival from Europe.
1910.
Jan. 7-Body Of chrisman swope Sc
eretly exhumed and an autopsy held.
Jan. 11-Body Of Thomas II. Swope
secretly removed from tomb in Forest
Hill cemetery and stomachs of both
swopes taken to Chicago for analysis.
Feb. e-coroner's jury finds Thomas
II. swope came to his death as result
Of strychnne capsule administered by
DR.. 3. c. Hyde.
Feb. 1o-Dr. 3. C. Hyde arrested on
charge Of murder.
April 11-Trial Of DR.. B. c. Hyde
begins.
May 11-Evidence submitted to jury.
May 13-Arguments Of counsel
close.
May 16-Found guilty in the first
iesree.
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20

Immediately had the mpnel spec
business Chicago for than He member
Baltimore Chamber the
Merchants
This friends
in
vii The dispatch o a
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20

Information.
Census Taker-What is your color?
Sweet Young Thing-George says 1t
is peaches and cream.
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20
MARRIES BRYAN'S DAUGHTER

Lieut.. Reginald A. owen. of the Royal eng
neers. British army. is William J. Bryan's new
son-in-law. So far is known the 'leftenant"
had never done anything to distinguish himself
until he met and wooed the beautiful and accom-
plished daughter of the great American COM
moner.
Careful perusal Of the big newspapers that are
accustomed to print biographies Of persons who
get themselves into the limeght falls to show
that Lieutenant Owen is anything more than the
26-year-old Of London business man and is
detailed with the Royal engineers stationed in ia
maica, where he has taken his bride.
Great Britain has many officers who have
never had opportunity for distinguishing them
selves, but aching for the chance. Owen is
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20

the
they
dlegia of his--th Iairo
Republican until he entered the presidents
of
aremen who of the battle
in
must tout OF organization.
hs little minority that he represents to read
IL
predict
lis again.
1901
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20

No man can love evil for evils sake
as he can love goodness for goodness
sake.-Schiller.
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20

Jury, INA the 0eIeHuant Sulity Vi ihui
der in the first degree as charged In
the indictment and assess his punish
ment at Imprisonment in the State
Penitentiary during his natural life
(Siened) FRANK CLAYPOOL, Chair
man."
Such was the verdict in the trial OF
Dr. B. Clark Hyde. accused OF the
murder of Col Thomas II. Swope, Kan
sas City, millionaire philanthropist
1t was rendered at 1922 O'Clock Mon
/. day morning.
Doctor Hyde sat motionless as the
verdict was read.
AS the words of conviction were
spoken Mrs Hyde broke down com
pletely and tugged at the arms OF her
husband. His two sisters, Mrs. Hop
kins and Miss Laura Hyde. mingled
their tears with hers. but the physi'
clan stoically and with the same fixed
expression CT the mouth. said not
word. For time he was even un'
able to whisper word Of comfort.
"Oh, Clark" cried Mrs. HYDE when
the verdict was read by Judge Lat,
shaw.
She threw her arms about his neck
and wept silently. Then she patted
her husband on the cheek
Doctor Hyde sat motionIcss.
He looked firmly at Judge Latshaw
while the verdict was being received,
AS the words imprisonment in the
State Penitentiary during his natural
life," were pronounced. his eyes fell
to the floor.
Don't worry. dearie," he said to his
wife, as she clasped him in her arms.
Mrs. E. N Hopkins and Miss Laura
Hyde, sisters of the physician. looked
distressed but did not break down.
They tried to comfort Mrs. Hyde and
appear brave before her.
I'VE shall hope for the best they
said.
I'VE do not understand this verdict.
Clark is innocent"
II haven't lost hope" declared Doc
tor Hyde.
At 1915 o'clock the jury raped
upon the door of its room to indicate
that a verdict had been reached.
From almost the first the majority
ton, so that when it became known
that an agreement had been reached
it was generally supposed that the
state had won its case. Judge Lat
shaw was on hand. He had been at
the court room since early morning,
expecting hourly that an agreement
would be reached.
The court room was thronged with
spectators.
Within ten minutes after the verdict
had been returned the physician was
on his way to his cell. Mrs. Hyde re
mained in the court room for some
time. She was extremely weak.
Mrs. Hyde had exercised repression
from the first moment of the trial and
her collapse was complete. She was
led to an anteroom and the sobs that
shook her could be heard at the doors
of the courtroom. Deputy Marshal
James Gilwee stood guard at the door.
From the hour that the verdict was re-
turned the little privileges that DR.,
Hyde had enjoyed were withdrawn
from him.
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20
A REDUCTION.

The Critic-That picture looks like
80 cents.
Poor Artist-I'll take quarter cash
for 1t,
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AVERAGE Weight Of Humanity.

NVcTd90 VS'9F'e Ut ''s'''e'''NJ'
The average weight of man hve
feet six inches in height at the age OF
thirty-five to forty years is 147 pounds.
The feminine average is Ave pounds
less.
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20
Something Visible.

SHOW me some tiaras. please.
want one for my wife,
Yes. sir. About what price?"
We'll, at such price that can
say: DO you see that woman with the
tiara? She is my wife,"
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20

Mrs. winslow's Soothing syrup.
For children teething softens the gums reduces In
nammntion aay pain. wind collie &c bottle.
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20
HELP FOR THE AGED.
No Need to Longer Suffer from Kidney
Trouble.

Mrs. Catherine Sullivan, 1712 Moi
fatt ST.. Joplin. Mo-. says: Like most
elderly people, suffered from kidney
trouble for years. My back ached in
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20
Imnortant to Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20
cLAPP GRILLS WckERsHAM

There seems to have been some misapprehen
sion or a crossing of wires in Washington re-
Gently when 1t announced that Senator Dol
liver would be the gunner who would fire 49,
inch shell in answer to Attorney General Wick
ersham's smash at the insurgents.
Senator Dolliver fired only 1O-inch gun The
manipulation OF 13-incher was left to Senator
Moses E. Clapp of Minnesota. The echo of that
shot is still heard around country and 1t will
take a national election before 1t is stled.
Senator Clapp used to be an attorney general
himself in his home state and he knows
thing about the proper things for A. G. to do
He didn't think 1t proper for Mr.. Wickersham
to read anybody out OF the Republican party and
he said SO in words something like this:
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20

Never let matters come to an open
rupture,
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tensely and there
was a feeling OF
numbness in my
spine. My b a n d 8
cramped and the
urinary pa 8 8 a 6 e 8
were profuse. Doc
tors prescribed 70:
me but l was net
benefited. At last l
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20

OFT hath even whole city reaped
the evil fruit OF a bad man.-Hesiod.
The Springfield herald., 1910-05-20

began taking Doan's Kidney Pills.
They drove my troubles away. and
now enjoy excellent health"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. SO cents
box. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.