The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1910-11-18
The Lesser Ev;,

~ OF heavens SAL
SIT sui ana let him holler.-Exchapra
Plenty of Reason.
"He knows the best peonla ~
"Why doesn't he associate with tho,a.,,
"They know him."-Cleveland Leader
Al the Singing Contest,
She-What's the difference batuo.
first bass and second? He-Aheanl
ninety feet.-Columbia Jester
Your wife's a judge of human
ture, isn't she?" Judge, she's nro Nd
cutting attorney. Leador
Not Self Governed.
Knicker-What is Henpekts state
mind? Bocker-He hasn't any. It's a
territory.-New York Sun.
A Bad Combination,
"What makes Gillet so sadT
"He has a subway income and m
aeroplane wife" Life
Walnut Tree Borders,
Walnut trees in the Netherlands pSr
ally line bikes or border lines instead
Of being in orchard form.
sows' Milk.
In proportion to their weight sowo
produce daily as large yield of milk
solids as a good COW.
The Best Conveyancs.
"Father, what is logical way Of
reaching a conclusion" Taking a
train of thought, my boy"
The Hole In the Pocket.
The most dangerous hole In anv
mans pocket is always the one at the
top.-London Mail.
Frozen Steam.
If hydrogen gas be burned in liquid
air it will produce steam in the form
Of snow.
The earliest mention of shoes is in an
Egyptian papyrus about 2,2O0 years
before Christ.
Wounds In Fruit Trees.
Rosin and tallow in equal parts
make an excellent covering for wounds
In fruit trees.
Very Melancholy.
Said an Irishman, "What a melan-
choly sight it would be If all the PEG.
pie in the world were blindv'
Luck.
No. 1-How did Dick get run over?
No. Pile was picking up horse
shoe for luck.
Mild Case.
Wife (anxiously)-Is my husband
very Ill, doctor? DIR. Stickum-Oh, no;
only about 500 worth.-Exchange
Ancient Yeast.
The microscope has shown yeast
cells in Egyptian bread more than
1900 years old.
Lines and Oranges.
A favorite drink in the south sea is.
lands is made of a mixture of lines
and oranges.
A Priceless Book.
Ispnan-Ruza, Persia, has copy Of
the Koran written on parchment and
bound in solid gold.
Tho Tea Plant.
In India the tea plant is naturally
tree, but by means Of pruning it Is
kept so small that it seems bush.
Fine Graft.
"The proudest boast of the old time
robber barons was that they never rob
bed poor man."
"Those fellows were amateurs at the
game" explained the great captain OF
industry, land didn't understand how
much money there was in it."-Puck.
Wasted Humor.
HE seems to lack the sense OF hu-
NOR"
"Why do you think sof"
IT pulled his chair away when ne
was about to sit down, and he treated
me as If l had been totally unworthy
of respect. "-Chicago Record-Heraid'
According to Scale.
Mrs. Wunder-It seems to me tna'
that music teacher is always ASKING
for money.
Mr.. Wunder-That's perfectly nalu,
raj. His scale, you know, begins anu
ends with dough. baltimore Amert
can.
Still Warm.
Arthur had been soundly spanheu
and sent to bed. Half an hour al.ol
his mother came in and asked niN
bow he was feeling. a.,
"Oh, mamma" he replied, iee'
Just like I'm sitting on a mustard p'"'-
Washington Star.
Mystery Both Ways. .,u,u,
Pauline-Just think OF the avn
things we know about people WIN"
we don't know! ,-.,,9
Emeline-Yes. Isn't It wohue aao,,
And Just think what the people VIZ ~
we don't know may know apou'