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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-19

mere party controversy when we have
questions of such gravity Immediately
confronting us that so far have scarce
~ been given serious public cOnsidera-
ton"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-19

The man never lived who could open
a refrigerator door without upsetting
something.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-19

A suggestion 10 wives: When the
dinner is poor, don't offer your hus-
band apologies; give him a lot of flat
terry instead.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-19

His wife," the women have a way of
saying when they want to defend a
man whose wife they dislike, 'doesn t
understand him."
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-19

1t is odd that marriage seems so al
Turing to girls, since all that married
women acquire that single women don't
have are more kin and patience
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-19
ARIZONIANS ASKED To
URGE OPENING RESERVATION

Phoenix, Ariz., Nov. 19.-Every citi-
zen of Arizona who has any influence
whatever at Washington will be re-
quested to use that influence to have
the Colorado indian reservation opened
as soon as possible to public entry
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-19

Down in the bottom of her heart
every woman is counting on OUTLYING
her husband.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-19

Every man has suit of old clothes
he has saved to hunt in, and all the
hunting he ever does is when some
day he hunts for it only to find that
his wife has given it away.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-19

It is always referred to as the wee
small voice" of conscience, but the
truth about it is that it sings bass
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-19

he hopes to find a better one tomor-
row, may be said to be cursed with it.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-19
sunni Y
MONDAY

If your time is worth any,
thing, Sunny Monday Laun-
dry Soap will be a boon to
you. Its wonderful dirt-start-
ing qualities enable it to do
the work with little assistance
from you, while its purity is
indicated by its whiteness. 1t
will double the life of your
clothes.
The best is the cheapest in
the din laundry soaps as
well as anything else.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-19

They are always talking about he
blessings of hope, and the man who
neglects his berry patch today because
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-19

We really shOu d It want our own
way so much considering what has
happened to those who have always
had theirs.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-19
=. :. ::.: :: :. ::
:. LYsANDER JOHN APPLETON. !;
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ekT He trouble with you" said
Daysey Mayme Appleton to
her father when be comnlain-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-19

Ask woman certain location. and
she will begin her directions ror find
ing it at some dry goods 7Sto.e.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-19

Women are not any happier than
the men in an unfortunate marriage
experience, but they keep up the ap-
pearance longer.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-19

The self pity of which many women
are victims, because IF the belief that
all the joys in life fall 90 the men,
blinds them to the many delights that
are solely WomanS. For instance, no
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-19

It makes no difference where the
pain is, a man is sure he could beal.
it like a hero if it were only some
where else.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-19

There are more things that must be
done at once in being a mother than
in any other calling on earth.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-19

When a boy or man is out Of sight
and sound for as long as 10 minutes
some woman is pretty apt to say, i
wonder what he is up to now?"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-09-26
S. o. TEACHES DAIRYING.

Governor Burke made it impossible
| for the youth of North Dakota to learn
dairying but South Dakota saw the
advantages of it. A recent article under
a ,Brookings date, showing cut Of the
building, says: .... s-.. e.. e..
The accompanying picture shows the
new dairy experiment barn at the
South Dakota State College of Agricul-
ture and Mechanic Arts, recently COM
pleted. 1t affords to the farmers of
South Dakota practical demonstra-
ton of the latest methods in economic
milk production and its conveniences
can be adapted to the needs of any
dairy farm in the state.
The main part Is 120x40 and the
COW barn is 112x4O. There are two
silos, each of 100 tons capacity. In
the main part are calf pens, bull stalls,
maternity stalls and stalls for young
registered stock, feed rooms, engine
room containing an engine to drive the
milking machines feed grinder, cream
separator and silage cutter. The COW
barn contains SO stalls, arranged in
two parallel rows facing outward.
There is driveway the whole length
Of the building, affording easy access
for feeding and the removal of manure.
The latter is Load on a manure
spreader and taken right out to the
fields, no litter of any kind being al
lowed around the building. A NOV
with a capacity of $50 tons is in the
second story.
The building was erected under the
direct supervision of Prof. G.. Larsen
head of the dairy department at the
college, and is considered by experts
to be the last word in dairy barn con-
structfon. 1t is proving to be an OBJ
ject lesson to the farmers of the state,
many of them making visits to the col
lege to see it and to inquire as to it's
adaptability to their own needs.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-09-26
MonkeyIand
The Ship Came
Back

deal children said daddy as you viii
time there an Island on Wncn
monkeys They all
coconut pie
pie for supper
lived there!" said Jack ongngy
loves cocoanut
had fun all the time But
sailors OF
Those who left behind
they getting over It back
caught killed Then
third
their beautiful
the ship sailed this time
matters Said
whose Chp
something this Those fellows first
like bird then sister who could
funny they
island shall herr
what doT asked another.
Chip all noticed
the latest monkeys.
that's agreed the others.
Chip will all starve ourselves
splendid that they
keep vehat is all but of the monkeys did That
spite of all they him would
pie all day long.
Well fourth the big ship the island this
disappointed
as little There
them healthy they all be dying
Illness had of another island Ah
fine fellow that wen take with
children they caught Bill sailed
and lived happily of their
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-09-26
Trains Going West,
THE A. c. CROWDED.

That the farmers OF North Dakota
are not to be deferred from giving
their children a good education-just
because the crops are not as large as
usual-seems amply demonstrated at
the North Dakota Agricultural college.
The early enrolment and attend
ance and the inquiries regarding the
short term courses indicates the coll
lege will have the largest attendance
in its history President Worst-the
splendid executive and highly practical
man at the head of the institution
has been especially fortunate in SUR
rounding himself with men of marked
ability and they are getting results.
The A c. of this state ranks with
others in the United States and is gem
orally classed as one of the four best
AS time progresses and North Dakota
is more thoroughly developed the i'm
provement of the local institution will
be even more marked.
The attendance the past few years
has been so large that the buildings
have been overcrowded. There is not
a great deal of relief in sight-but the
crying needs of the institution are now
becoming so generally known the next
legislature will no doubt make a siren
uous effort to relieve the present con-
ditions.
The highly practical courses offered
the youth of the state appeal directly
to those who have only limited time
to improve their educational standing
and to acquire a technical education
that will enable them to gain Iiveli-
hood. This is an era of vocational ed
ucation and the A. C. is a greater CEN
ter of interest than ever before.
1t furnishes courses of study along
many practical lines and almost any
boy or girl can find some thing to meet
their demands in the wide range of op-
portunities offered.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-09-26
FOOTBALL FOR FARGO.

The city of Fargo is becoming SO
thickly peopled with university and col
| lege men that more interest is annually
felt in the great college game. In re-
cent years football has been more thor
oughly developed in Fargo. AS the
attendance at the A. G. and the Fargo
college increases a stronger game is
being put up by each institution and
I the annual contests between them
arouse local interest to the highest
pitch
With the resumption of athletic re-
lations with the state university at
Grand Forks the Fargo fans are GER
tain to see two good games each year.
The u. will appear in Fargo every fall,
one season to play with Fargo college
and the next with the A. c. each local
institution going to Grand Forks every
other year.
In addition to these games each coll
lege will have other teams from out
side this fall and there will be lot of
amusement for all.
In addition to the college games the
high school teams for the past few
years have been high class and have
furnished the people of the city some
of its most interesting contests.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-09-26
Ashley News.

Ashley. Sept. 24-To The Forum
Indian Summer weather.
John j. Laemmle, went to Glendale
Thursday to attend the N. /. s.
Lew Veinstein of iceland was here
over SUNDAY.
Albert Jones of the firm of Jones
& Hason, left for New York city on
a business trip the latter part of last
week
]. M. Hammond Is having charge. OF
the iceland State bank at iceland
while John Bischof Is taking a weeks
vacation.
The fall term of the DISCREET court
will convene Oct. IL, with Frank Al
len as .!udge.
, Miss Jennie Wolfe, who has heen
employed as waitress at the Home
hotel for some time departed for Alb
erdeen, Thursday to visit her parents
Fred Heiss, the janitor at the court
house returned from a trip to points
north In the state last Saturday. While
at Mandan, Fred had the good fortune
of meeting one TO his school comrades
William Hofknecht.
Barber Graham's house has been
moved in from the country and Is now
north of Schack's place
DR.. e. til. Maercklin went to Cakes
Thursday to attend to some business
affairs.
Gottlieb Stopper, the machinery
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-09-26
MARVELLOUS GYRoscoPE.

DRINKS who come across the river
from Moorhead viii soon be walking
straight. They will wear horoscopes.
There is nothing in the world which
offset5 the power of gravitation but the
gyroscope. 1t is the device which
makes possible the mono-rail, it is used
In toys, such as street takers sell and
exhibit.
1t promises to prevent the rolling OF
ships and, therefore, reduce, if it does
not destroy, the unpleasant affection
known as seasickness-but it suggests
even greater possibilities if the idea OF
an European inventor is carried out.
This ingenious experimenter has
constructed gyroscope which straps
about the waist of a man like life
preserver and makes l. impossible fol
the person thus equipped to lose his
balance.
For bridge builders, for window
cleaners on high buildings, the inven
sion presents the most amazing posi-
bilities. AS long as the feet are KEPT
on come support 1T is practically inn.
possible for the aerial workman to fall
He can lean backward or forward
stretch this way and that and, in short
work quite as he would work IL he
were on the ground building barn OF
painting fence.
The practical test of the invention
will certainly be awaited with interest
and IL it will allow man to walk Z
beam or q tight rope as securely in the
air as on the earth-or a sidewalk al
securely at night as in the daytime
there would seem to be no reason why
another step toward the practical con-
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-09-26
Travellers Tales

The high price of eggs and still
worse the high price that eggs are
going to be has caused Underwood"
Curtis to do a heap of thinking. AS
the result of over thirty years of more
or less thinking-mostly less thinking
Curtis has come to the front with a
brand new concern which he expects
to put on the stock market in Winni-
peg. 1t will be known as the Auto
matte Egg Shell Manufacturing Co.
Curtis has perfected his invention
and has had printed large and elegant
certificates of stock for his would-be
stock holders. He tells of his wonder
full invention as follows:
AS all rights have been reserved,
will tell you about my invention. 1t is
we'll known to everybody that 1t takes
from twenty-four to thirty-six hours
for a hen to manufacture the shell for
an egg. This being true, 1t naturally
follows that If the shell is furnished
ready made it would enable the indus
trious hen to lay many more eggs than
she does, thus keeping the market we'll
supplied at all seasons.
My invention is very simple, and
consists of a shell of fine, strong
rubber, the size of an ordinary egg.
The shell is provided with a device
which automatically expands and
opens it, and likewise closes II when
full of the meat. The shells are COM
pr essed into the size and the shape
of a grain of corn and are to be fed
to the hens in the early morning.
When the hen swallows the COM
pressed shell is Immediately expands
and opens, receives the meat and au-
tomatically closes when the egg Is
ready to be laid.
With this wonderful discovery hens,
instead of laying one egg per day or
one every other day, will be enabled
to lay anywhere from ten to twenty in
the same length of time.
There will be no more complaint
about the scarcity or high price of
eggs when my invention is put upon
the market. 1t takes a long time to
sell typewriters but IL anyone wants
to get quick returns for their money
they had better secure stock in my
new concern. Almost all the shares
have been sold, but for a few of my
friends | have reserved several hun
dred shares which they can have at
rock bottom prices provided they see
me before / leave for Winnipeg, Now
is your chance to get in on the ground
floor of the Automatic Egg Shell
Manufacturing Co.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-09-26
Flaxton Is in the Alfalfa belt.

Flaxton is in the alfalfa belt.
go
Football enthusiasts are having an
inning.
Fall blowing gets to the grasshop-
per crop.
The boy scout idea is gaining all
The hunting accidents have been
unusually numerous.
The Wahpeton Commercial club is
going after some factories.
900
There was a bad mix at Wahpeton
between an auto and a wagon.
900
People who abuse horses are begin
ming to respect the state humane law
900
Surgical operations will be more
numerous now that the weather is
cooler.
One of the signs OF the times is that
the ladies are beginning to wear their
fur collarettes.
Nv AeAL ILI0 bdllhS anu the
fees have not been attracting much at
tention from the yeggs.
900
The McTIenry Tribune thinks The
Grand Forks Herald will make a dive
for anything that looks glittering.
900
The Methodists at Osnabrock pur-
chased the bell that had been used
In the wrecked church at Langdon.
Editor Boyden Of Lisbon is framing
up trouble. He calls John Andrews of
Lidgerwood--George. Does he want
to let George do it?
900
There was another burglary at Lari-
more but Richter wasn't suspected of
knowing any more about it than he
does umpiring baseball game.
900
What kind of a republican would
a candidate be--who would run on a
state ticket and openly work for cam
didates on the democratic ticket?
900
There was wrestling match at
Buttzville and one of the spectators
got so full of booze that he wanted
to shoot some of his associates fun of
holes.
The republican ticket at the June
primaries should be satisfactory to the
majority of the voters. OF course a
few of the fastidious ones may not
like it.
The people of Minot insist on a
state normal. They will probably
land it if johnson is elected for he
will be anxious to give his home town
a boost
The Bismarck Tribune wants Lieut..
Gov. Bob Lewis to make some speeches
in Cass county and opines If he
talks business-there won't be any
democrats left.
The republicans in Kidder and EN-
mons counties appear determined to
elect Colonel Tuttle to the legislature
this fall with such majority that
even an antagonistic legislature can't
dislodge him.
If c. A. Johnson was a candidate
on the democ. attic ticket there is no
paper in the state that would shout
louder for his election than The
Hunter Herald IT'S truly case of
party not principle with some papers
and some people. How does that
sound, Mitchell?
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-09-26
North Dakota Kernels
FaIl overooats are belng dug Up.

ran oVercoats are being dug up.
tions.
Bowman's new operahouse is to be
opened Oct. %.
some fine corn was raised this year
around courtenay.
&4M
Editor Schmidt Of Hillsboro went to
Sargent county for his shooting.
900
Much of the good hunting land
around Larimore has been posted.
Pete peIlissier rs q an ipdanendent
candidate for sheriff in Stark county.
600
The peach basket hats appear IA
nave been succeeded by hamper bas-
kets.
The Bowman Pioneer thinks Wick
Wood is all to the good on The Dick
inson Post.
There is runpus in Bowman coun-
ty over the purchase of corrugated
culverts by the county commissioners.
900
Plumbers who neglected to put up
lights on their outside work at Minot
are in bad standing with the city COM
missioners.
The Cavalier Chronicle is of the
opinion that the opponents of that
town for the county seat are beaten
and Inundated.
In several towns Of the state public
receptions have been held for the new
teachers so they could meet the pa
irons of the schools.
900
There are a great many young men
and women sent out of the state for
their education who might do just as
well within the state.
900
The boy who loafs on the street
is not the kind the bankers and the
merchants are going to employ for
responsible positions.
900
The state game and fish commission
is sowing wild rice in several locali-
ties. Most Dakotans have done a stunt
at seeding wild oats.
900
The democrats who are endeavoring
to disparage G. A. johnson by raising
the old nationality cry against him
are likely to quit losers.
900
The Rugby Tribune must be mis-
taken when it says that less than 50
per cent Of the vote Of the state was
cast at the June primaries.
90
Farmers who have no pressing OBJ
legations to meet appear to be in no
hurry to market their grain. There
will he a great demand next spring
for seed grain.
The lawlessness in Governor
Burke's home town isn't very much
of a boost for man who tells how
he has enforced the prohibition law
and secured order.
Some dealers are still advertising
they have fly screens for sale. It's
a good thing to swat the fly-but there
won't be much more business in fly
screens-not this fall.
900
This man Witten, who represents
the interior department, is some real
estate dealer; He has been peddIing
reservation lands by the wholesale
His latest offer is 100000 acres on the
Crow reservation.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-09-26

dealer returned from Goodrich. Tues
day.
A. E. Snowden returned from a
business trip to Lehr and Wishek,
Wednesday.
doc" Pudwfll, the medicine man"
of Lola, was here few days, this
week.
dance given by the Moonlight
club was given at the operahouse, Fri
day evening.
Cellars are being rapidly dug, south
of town and more houses will spring
up in the course of week or so. This
will give the wood butchers some
work to do.
Miss Nellie Godfrey, returned from
Cakes, Monday, where she had her
eyes renaired.
The Misses Eva, Ida and Marie
Lammle of Long Lake, We're here over
Sunday, visiting with relatives.
Cor. "A.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-09-26
Crystal Notes.

Crystal, N. D., Sept. 24.--To The Fo-
rum: Miss Myrtle Burns, returned to
the university last Tuesday to take
up her studies for the ensuing year.
Miss Effie Mcneil and Samuel
Stockment both of this place, were
married in Grafton, Wednesday. Mr.
and Mrs. Stockman then left for In
diana where they will make their flu
ture home.
Chas. w. Woods is building new
house on his farm north of Hoople
and he intends TO move onto the farm
as soon as the house is finished.
Crystal creamery opens today (Sat-
urday.)
DIR. and Mrs. C. p McGarry left
Friday for the Pacific coast where
they will visit for about month. Miss
Jennie O'Sullivan accompanied them
Cor, c..
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-09-26

Gratis. The state government is pretty
well lodged in the hands of the demo-
cratic party and will be further
if the voters choose to elect govern
or of the democratic faith this fall
And in the event of a close contest for
the presidency and congress in 1912,
we have the entire patronage and in
fluence of the state administration
thrown into the balance in favor of
the democrats. And that is no small
ton.
1t is too late for the democrats of
this state to claim they will not make
a political matter of their admins
tration of state affairs. They have
already done SO whenever the oppor-
tunity offered. Support of the demo-
cratic administration has been insist
ed upon and received in return for
office That is the test of sincerity
when the democrats seek to induce
republicans to forsake their party al
legiance by claiming that the election
of a governor is wholly state mat
ter and not political matter. The
democrats themselves have made and
are making it political matter. The
voter who allows himself to be fooled
this year in the interest of the demo-
cratic administration and a lot of
democratic office holders and hungry
candidates for office, will have no
right to complain if he finds that he
has helped democratic congress into
office and has brought about low tar
iff. low-priced agricultural products,
stagnation of business and hard times.
And that is exactly what democratic
victory means.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-09-26

quest o. the air should not be celebrat-
ed.
The gyroscope is scientific marvel
which, until the discovery of the mono
rail, had not been put to any useful
purpose
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-09-26

"a The Hearst wing and the Gaynor
wing Of the democratic party in New
York is fighting when the only chance
for victory the dems have had for years
seems to be in sight.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-09-26
MANY NEW CHURCHES.
Or. 8. A. Danford Reports Remark
able Growth in His District.

Bismarck, N. D., Sept. 2s.- Rev. DIR.
5. A. Danford reports very remark
able growth Of Methodism during the
past year in the Bismarck district,
of which he is superintendent. Dur
Ing the past twelve months there have
been twenty-five new societies organ.
Fed, thirteen new churches built and
six new parsonages erected
Preparations are now under way for
the annual conference which Is to BE
held this year at the capital city
During the conference a number OF
noted speakers win be in the city and
will deliver addresses.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-09-26
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