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OF MIS-. Il. y. SanuefS4OI 1fdll lily afn
Mrs. Echols of Ensley
| ST. AGNES GUILD
CONCERT THIS EVENING
The musical event of the evening VIII
BE- the concert given under the auspices
of st. Agnes Guild at the Church Of
the Advent. Mrs. Marie Kern-M Mullen ar
ranged the programme, which includes
some of the best of local talent. The
following numbers will be given:
PART !.
"The Butterfly" (Grieg)-Mrs. Made
Cunningham.
MY Dreams" (TostD-Mr. owen Gill
lespy.
'Romanza, (Svendson)-Mr. Oliver
Chalifoux.
sunlight" (Ware(-Mrs. Burt Forney.
Cello Solo: Romanza, (Goltermannl-
Mr.. J. Basam.
Vocal Solo Mr.. Kaufman
Fragrant Bfeezes." Rive- King)-Mrs.
NJ. Cunningham.
Recitative and Aria. MY Heart Is
Weary" (Nadesehdal-Mrs Marie Kern
Mullen.
Harp soo-Mrs. o. Chalifoux.
Lullaby: "Jocelyn," GodardD-aIr.
Owen Gillespy.
vocal SOlO-NI. hduiHldin
Mazurka, (Musln)-Mr. O. Chalifoux,
"Amore." violin obligato, 'LucantoniF
Mrs Kern Mullen.
Duet: Lovely Night" lBarcarolla):
"Ccunt d Hoffman," (Offenbach).
Accompanies: Professor Grambs. Miss
Blanche Balsam, Mr. p Zebrat.
Kranich e. Bach piano furnished by F.
e Forbes Piano Co.
WEDNESDAY EVENING BRIDGE
Mr. and Mrs. Guy r. Johnson enter
tanned the Wednesday Evening Bridge
club last evening at their home. The
members and several substitutes made the
company of players.
The party who enjoyed this delightful
hospitality were Mr.. and Mrs FraplS
Fowlkes, Mr. and Mrs Harry White, Nh
and Mrs. Victor Hanson. Mr.. Thomas
Hefin, Mr. and Mrs. Henry Howe, Mfr.
and Mrs Fred Dimmick. Mr.. and Mrs.
Scion Jacobs and Mr.. l. f. Young. HI
HOWARD BARBER INVITATIONS HI
Mrs. Robert Thomas Barber requests
the honor of your presence at the mar
riage of her daughter Belle, TO Or. Clin-
CONTINUED ON PAGE III III
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-04-14

HlHO Vi I'LL Uhl
IN SOCIETY WORLD
The Plans for Tag Day Are
Completed
NOTES HERE AND THERE
Mrs. Alexander to Direct Party Going
to AtIanta-Bridge Parties Yes-
terday--Gossip of Some Well
Known People
BY MYRTLE MILES
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THE CLUB CALENDAR y
lne 11llle JOktib VIII fiittl tiiio
= afternoon at 2:9O o'clock with Miss y
y Fannie Dunn.
y The Agenda club will meet at y
y o'clock at the home of Miss Anna y
y Monroe this afternoon.
a =
y The Culture club will meet to- y
y morrow morning at 10 O'Clock at y
= the home of Mrs. C. M. Stanley, y
= 2O14 Humboldt avenue.
y Mrs. r. P. Means will be the .
' hostess tomorrow afternoon at the =
y meeting of the Cadmean Circle.
= The Clionian club will be guests y
y of Mrs. James NJ Mason tomorrow y
afternoon. DR.. ]. II. Phillips Will =
y deliver an address.
. The Edgewood club will meet y
with Mrs. II. r. Lacey, $50 South y
Thirteenth street
y The Riding club will assemble at y
= 430 o'clock at the Ledbetter corner. y
= The twentieth Century club will y
go to Kimberly tomorrow afternoon =
. to meet with Mrs. w. K. Sauls- y
: berry. The Louisville and Nash y
= Vile train will make an especial y
. stop for them.
The Music Study club Will meet y
= this morning with Mrs. j.. o. =
= Bridges as hostess at Cable nan. =
| = The hour Is 1920.
= The Shakespeare club will meet '
a with Mrs. Algernon Smith tomor- =
y row afternoon
Mrs. e. ]. Blackwood VIII en- =
= terrain the North Haven circle TINS y
= afternoon.
d Bows club, chapter 4, will meet =
. this afternoon at o'clock with
| = Mrs John Black.
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of Mrs. f. o. Sanders5o of Pratt City a
Mrs. Echols of Ensley
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Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
tBy Associated Press.

WASHINGTON, May 25-A eau
Gus of the republican members OF
the house of representatives on the
postal savings banks bill, began to-
night in the chamber of the house
1t was soon apparent that no agree
ment could be reached at the first
session and it was predicted the
caucus would extend over two or
three nights. Practically all changes
considered in the bill tonight relat-
ed to the phraseology. None
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
FRIEND OF
ROOSEVELT
IS FIRED.
GOLDEN RBLE'' CHIEF OF pa.
LICE is DISMISSED FROM
THE FORCE
BY Associated Press.

CLEVELAND, o., May 25.--Chfei
of Police Frederick Koehler, known
throughout the country as the
Golden Rule" chief, and lauded
by Roosevelt as the best chief of
police in this country was suspend
ed today by Mayor Baehron ON
charges OF gross immortality, habit
ual drunkenness and disobedience
OF orders. Tuesday has been set
as tentative date for Koehler's
trial by the civil service commits
sion. Statements by Koehler and
his accusers point to sensational
testimony, which may involve many
prominent men. KoehIer intimated
he intends to fight the charges to
a finish and if he is disgraced he
will not be the only one to fall.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
college CREWS
FAIL To Finish
IN BOAT RACE
BY Associated Press.


SEATTLE, Wash, May 25.-The
eight-oared crews of the University
OF Washington and Stanford will
race again over a three mile course
on Lake Washington tomorrow
morning to determine the cham
pionship of the Pacific coast, the
members of the Washington crew
declining to accept the decision
given them by Referee Ballet. The
Washington crew goes east tomor-
row night where they meet the
Wisconsin university on June A.
The Washington crew was given
the victory over Stanford this aft
ernoon in what was to be a three
mile race. The race was not finish
ed by either crew on account of the
rough water. Before they had
gone three-guarters of a mile ali
OF the men OF both crews were In
the water, The Washington shell
split in two and Coxwain j. w.
Roberts of Stanford was almost
drowned when his shell swamped.
The race was awarded to Wash
ington on the ground that both
crews rowed more than half a mile
and that Washington was leading
when the catastrophe ended the
race.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
G0MPERS
APPLAUDS
MAYOR
MCCARTHY, UNION LABOR MA
YOR, GUEST AT BANQUET
AT WASHINGTON.
BY Associated Press.

Aax. 'NGTON, May 25.-Mayol
Moc..4l. of San Francisco, fol-
.asn. ''ns ~, - president of the San
years ding Trades Council
francisco BuiA trades union advo.
- "uneA It tonight of the
cate, was the gueA ,rican Fedora.
officers Of the Am> 4rades unior
ton Of Labor, and i, Mccarthy
leaders Of Washington. hann1
in an address, said he wa that
to demonstrate to the be6pA with
the laboring man associated rs
a union movement could do thin,
in public life just as we'll, and sa-,
minister public affairs just as hoh-ls :
estly as millionaire, or any oth-
er citizen. Samuel Gompers re-
sponded, and welcomed Mccarthy =
on behalf of the union leaders. "In
him." he said, "the labor movement
expressed confidence and felt that :.
he would administer the affairs of :
San Francisco so cleanly and So
truly as to bring honor to the :
name of P. H. Mccarthy and or .
ganized labor q
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
BIRD MAN :,
To FL(
T0DAk
GLENN CURTISS MAY POSTPOl
AEROPLANE FLIGHT FOR !.
ONE DAY.
BY Associated Press

ALBANY, N. Y. May 25.
Glenn Curtiss is strongly Of t
opinion tonight that he would 1
attempt tomorrow morning to ca
the $4,000 offered by the NJ
York World for an aeroplane fiis
from Albany to New York. CT
tiss arrived tonight from New Yc'
and it was raining hard. The n
chine was brought from Hammond
port and mechanics were workf
to assemble 1t all day, but Curt
felt that he ought to inspect
by daylight. Curtiss spent the &
inspecting the country near Poui
keepsie, where he intended to la
after the first lap of the jour-
was completed. 1t is not kno''
whether he found any landi
place suitable as the aeroplanist Z
clined to make any statement
night but it seemed possible II
he may not get away tomorrow
all.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
LABOR UNIONS
Are Detrimental
SAYS ELIOT
By Associated Press.

h BOSTON, May 25.-Labor unions
degrade human character, accord
'ug to Charles Eliot, president enc
/. IS of Harvard university, who
rih tonight at the annual public
4poke of the American Unitarian
sneetits Eliot's address was
association. ct of 'The Wise Direc-
on the saSjA h Activities Toward
tor of Chuffs In declaring the
Social Welfaree' as demanded by
reputation outont and illustrated
abor organizations, 'vidual right,
he subplanting of um. -uch prac-
le said labor unions, Wy human
ices, inevitably degr.S ace
character. y
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
FISH TRUST OF
San FRANCISCO
IS INDICTED
BY Associated Press.

SAN FRANCISCO, May 25.-In-
dictments against twenty officials
of San Francisco wholesale fish
dealing firms, comprising the So
called "fish trust" of this city,
were returned by the grand jury
this evening. The indictments are
the result of an investigation made
into the business methods of fish
'ompanies by District Attorney
kert, who charges the heads and
Il, officials of the several COM
Tier With violations of the Cart
anfe$ thrust law.
right an, evidence presented to
From tGe it appears that A.
1e grand AYr, d of the Western
aladini, the KeA two other prin-
ish company ana troll the deep
pal defendants Goa San Fran
"a fishing industry IN that they
SEQ. Transfers testiffeH Pala-
auled tons of fish from IN 'llied
ini boats to a glue factory 'sh
ith the fish trust, where &s.
sh, many of them still alive, we're,
I'D at nominal price for gfue,f
lille the remainder Of the catch n
as disposed of to retail dealers. II
he fish were sold to the glue fac 30
'ry, it was brought out, in order st'
lat the market would not be over OF
ocked and to keep the prices up. u
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
POKER PARTY RAIDED. BY !,
TWO MASKED BE
BY Associated Press

SALT LAKE, May 3D.. :"
masked men held up a poker pn
composed of sixteen fndividira,
early today in room in the cTSh
House on Third South street and
ieVied a contribution of one thou
sand dollars in cash and about an,
equal amount of diamonds and oth-
er jeweiry.
Inc proprietor of the place made
a. movement toward summon,ne
heip from the outside and was
knocked down with a revolver bv
one of the robbers.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
POSTAL BANK BILL
Is ASSURED PASSAGE
Republican Members of the House of Representatives Hold
Caucus and Discuss Savings Bank Matter
Caucus Will Extend Over Two or Three
Nights and Whip of Republican Party
Optimistic Over the Outcome.

| touched upon the disposition of the
deposits. The caucus will be re.
sumed tomorrow night.
Only 144 republicans answered
to their names out of total mem
bership of PIT. There is no doubt
We will have enough votes to pass
the bill upon which the caucus will
agree" said Representative John
Dwight of New York, the repub-
lican whip. He bases his state
ment on the fact that the temper of
those who attended the caucus was
indicative of harmony.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
RHYOLITE COUPLE SEND
FOR MARRIAGE LJCENsE

A marriage license was issued
Yesterday by County Clerk Robert
c. Pohl to Tony Bracket, a ma
i've OF Italy, age 26 and Miss
Amelia Groglia. native of Italy.
age 20. The couple are residents
OF Rhyolite and made a depoei-
tion before Justice of the Peace
kelieher who wrote to the coun-
~ clerk and secured the license.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
CONSOLIDATED WILL
DECLARE IT'S DTvm
Bv Associated Press

George Wingfieid. president
the Goldfield Consolidated. pass.
through Tonopah Tuesday ON hh
way to Goldfeld to attend the quar-
terly meeting OF the board Of A..
rectors which will be held In the
southern city today. 1t Is assured
that the regular quarterly dividend
viii be ordered at this meeting
despite the fact that the mill was
damaged nv Ara aoma .t.-
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
TWENTY-FIVE DROWN
IN ENGLISH CHANNEL

CoWES, Island of Wight, Nav
Io'-Twenty-two persons were
drowned as result of collision
To-Day between the steamer Skerry-
vore and the German bark j. 6.
vhnen in the English channel. The
sank. Only two of the
crew Of the steamer were rescued.
one OF whom died a short time
later.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
FIRE DESTROYS
LARGE PORTION OF
OKLAHOMA town
BY Associated Press.

FORT SMITH, Ark, May 25.-
practically the entire business sec
ton OF Wister, Okla, fifty miles
southwest of here was burned to-
day and tonight. One unknown
man was burned to death in a ho-
tel. The first fire began early today
and burned seven business houses
and three hotels. Several more
business blocks burned tonight. The
cause OF the fire is unknown.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
WILL RIDE ON TRAIN
TO OBSERVE BIRTHDAY
BY Associated Press.

NEW YORK, May 25,-TO eele-
prate his fifty-frst birthday, now
approaching, William AyreS of
Sandy Township, New Jersey, is
going to take his first ride ON a
railroad train. He will go to New
York, of which he has heard a
great deal in his time, but never
has seen. Ayres says he has been
too busy all his life to take trips,
but for this once, he will break his
steadfast rule.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
KILLED By LIGHTNING.

BY Associated Press
CANON CITY. Colo. May u.s.
Emerson Brewer q fruitgrows
was killed by lightning in an ele
tricai storm today. He was strus
while sitting ON the roof Of q ns
house he was building.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
STATE MILITIA
is ORDERED OUT
IN GEORGIA
SSociated Press.

f5Y a IN Mo, oE rJny
ATLANTA, ~ -
n;o4 80 ID at the Lookout
Coal and Coke c. ,vornon D.
near Durham, Ca, G. tia comnonu
tonight ordered a mill 81, -.
at Lindale to go on a 81 tha tno,
Thursday to the scene of
BILE.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
WILL INSPECT ALASKAN POSTS.
BY Associated Press.

SEATTLE, WASH, May 25.-
Brigadier General M. p. Maus will
sail from here Thursday to inspect
the army posts in Alaska and will
make the trip from Fairbanks to
Valdez over the dangerous SOC
mile trail
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
TO BE TRIED
BY COURT MARTIis
BY Associated pre..

PORT TOWNSEND, Wash. M
25.-Lieutenant r. E. Anderso
VINO had charge of the batter
at Fort Casey when a shot stru
the army steamer Thomas duris
target practice May 10, will
tried by court martial.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
ST. LOUIS WILL INVITE
FORMER PRESTDEr
BY Associated Pres.

ST. LOUIS, May 25.-Form
President Roosevelt will be invit.
to visit this city as soon as possftl
after his return to this countIi
The Million Population club W.
extend the invitation.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
WOMAN's RAT Is
CAUSE OF DEATH
By Asaoclated Prpa.

SIOUX CITY. Ia. May 25.--Mrs.
Joseph T. Patton Of onawa. Iowa.
who was burned yesterday while
washing out rat used In her hair.
died today.
While she was cleaning the rat
the fumes OF the gasoline became
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26

AMERICAN LEAGUE.
ID At Observation-Disclosures q;
Detroit, o. Called In the seventh
Of inning. Rain.
d AT New York-New York. .;
Chicago, o.
At NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 8;
Il. Louis. /.
Other games postponed. Rain.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

At Pittsburg-New York, A.;
Pittsburg, 3.
At Chicago-Chicago, 6; Phila-
delphia, /.
At Cincinnati-Cincinnati, 3; Bos-
ton, 4.
At st. Louis-St. Louis, 81;
Brooklyn, z.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
RAILROAD Man }
WILL NOW MANAGE:
STEAMSHIP line:
BY Associated Press.

SEATTLE, Wash, May 25.-r
seph II. Young, formerly gene
superintendent of the Southern j
ciflc railroad at San Francisco. "
today elected president of 4
Northwestern Commercial COM
MES and Alaska Steamship CO
pany, placing him at the head =
all the Morgan-Guggenheim int.
ests IN Alaska and on the Pu;
Sound.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
CHINA's NEW CURRENCY.

PEkIN. May. 25.-An edict pry
mulgated today establishes natiort
decimal coinage throughout ChiA
and the cessation of all coinage :
provincial mints.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
.., ID OF
NlURDERsNGa " AAnc
Rv Associateat pHags

MAYS LANDING, N. j., May %
Seyler, charged with
the murder of Jane Adams on the
million dollar pier at Atlantit Cfsy
last February, was acquitted to-
night. The jury was out five hours.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
WE NEVER KNEW THAT
TEDDY WAS AN ARTIST
BY Associated Press.

LONDON. May 25.-The Royal
Society of Arts today elected Roose-
welt a life member. The first Amer
lean member was Benjamin Frank
lin.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
JEM DRIsCOLL MADE
A POOR SHOWING

PHILADELPHIA. Pa. May as
Pal Meore Of this city had the bet
ter OF a six round fght with Jem
Driseoll. the English featherwelght
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
TWO PERISH IN
BURNING HOTE
BY Associated Press.

BY AsSOclated Press. A
GALESBURG, ILL.,, May 25.-
John Jacobs and Bud Miller we
killed early today in a IRE whis
destroyed the city hoter Of Mo-
mouth.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
HARRIMAN'S DAUGHTER
WILL WED TODAY
BY Associated Press

NEW YORK, May 25-Miss Mary
A. rriman, daughter of the late E.
~ arripan, will be married to-
n. n. to Charles Cary Rumsey,
morrow The ceromonv viii ~
Of Bufab. =
quiet.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
GUILD MEETING.

81 Marks Episcopal Guild viii
nold their regular meeting In the
guild room Friday afternoon. NAV
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26

LONDON May as.--I.ieutcna
Boyd Alexander. the noted travel
hase been murdered by natives NJ
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1910-05-26
Yesterdays Baseball ,dmeS
and Percentage of the Teams
COAST LEAGUE.

chicago ........ y II .346
st. Louis ...... 6 % PA
COAST LEAGUE.
At San Francisco-Los Angeles,
2; San Francisco, 0.
At Portland--Portland, 6; Sac
ramento, 3.
At Los Angeles--Oakland, A.;
Vernon, 1.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-12-08

see here, waiter" said Mr.. Crouch,
scowing deeply over his plate, 81 or
dered turtle soup. There not even
morsel Of turtle flavor IN this"
"Of course not, sir" returned the
waiter what do you expect? Shake
spearo said there was nothing in a
name If you ordered college pudding
would you expect a college in It? In
Manchester padding would you look
Sor a ship canal or a cotton eXchange2
ANY tea, sir, "-TitBits.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-12-08
MORE THAN EVER
Increased Capacity for Mental Labou
Since Leaving OF Coffee.

Many former coffee drinkers who
have mental work to perform, day
after day, have found a better capaci.
ty and greater endurance by using
Postum instead Of ordinary coffee. An
Illinois woman writes;
81 had drank coffee for about TWEEN
ty years, and finally had what the
doctor called coffee heart I was
nervous and extremely respondent;
had little mental or physical strength
left, had kidney trouble and coastipai
tlon.
Tho first noticeable benefit derived
from the change from coffee to Postum
was the natural action Of the kidneys
and bowels. In two weeks my heart
action was greatly improved and my
nerves steady,
"Then ! became less Respondent,
and the desire to be active ngaIn
showed proof Of renewed physical and
mental strength.
Il am steadily gaining IN physical
strength and brain power. / formerly
did mental work and had TO give II UP
on account Of coffee, but since using
Postum ! am doing hard mental labor
with less fatigue than ever before"
Read the little book, The Road 20
Wellville, in pkgs. There's a Reason"
Ever read the above Irttcrt 4 new
one nppenrs from time ~ time, They
nre genuine, true, aud full of human
Interest.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-12-08
Good Jokes
"lN THE DARK"

A recent diner at a West end hotel
tells Of quaint incident he noticed
'l'T' the other night The band was
piaNlng certain popular music han
ar ana young lady at one Of the
tables, curious TO know what It was,
u'hed her waiter to find out.
Inc man departed, laden with
''a'e5' bat was so long gone that the
"nNlons inquirer clean forgot her GU
mostly as TO the tune. Well on
through the dinner she was somewhat
alarmed to hear a husky, cultural
FoIc" from behind say;
I'm afraid to go homo in the
dark"
'What?" exclaimed the lady, in
alarm
I'm afraid" repeated the mysteri
Gus voice, in slow, impressive ac.
cents, TO go home in the dark"
The lady gave little scream and,
turning to male companion. said:
lis this man mad?"
il was only after an anxious inter.
vol that the explanation was under
stood.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-12-08
Careful Husband.

Cumso--Wait minute, Fanglo,
want TO step into the drossmakers and
pay my wifo's bill.
Fangle-Why don't you give her the
money and let her go and pay 1t?
Cumso--lf sent her to pay the bill
she'd order another dress.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-12-08

u haven't heard YOU complaining
lately remarked Mr. Cummutes. on
the suburban car, about Ruralrs
rooster } cpinE You awake mornings"
No answered Mr. Edgowood, in a
Folf.congrotulatOry tone, that rooster
will trouble me no more got my
wife to praise the birds beauty so
highly that Ruralls wife couldn't re-
sist the temptation Of putting him
on her chantcclcr hat"
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-12-08

Cyrus--Gosh, them ere banks in
New York must be Httin purity shaliy
Miranda--What makes yer think
thCt, Cy?
WAL, here's a letter from
Teke sayiu' thet he's sunk most Of
his money in an oil we'll.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-12-08
She Remembered.

Mrs, Observation-Disclosures says
the baby is the perfect image Of me
Mr.. Recenmarrlo-Not everyone.
dear ] met Mrs. Smith yesterday and
she told me the child reminded her Of
me-
Mrs. Roccntmarrie--Mrs Smith? Oh,
yes! ! remember now; she called that
day when baby was so irritable and
cross.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-12-08

Little Bob was much distressed be
cause the birthdays Of his sister AIDE
laidc and his baby brother were going
TO arrive before his did.
IAN the burfdays before mine" he
mourned Couldn't you make mine
come first muvyer?"
NO" interposed Adelaide, decisive
ly, nobody can change your birth.
day-not even mother"
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-12-08
A Possible Reason.

why is 1t that there are so few
people who are willing to say good
word for you? have never found 1t
difficult to get along with you!"
81 don't know why it is, unless II "a
because most Of the fellows you and
I know have borrowed money from me
at one time or another"
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-12-08
A Strained Comparison.

Here's an interesting item, don't
you know, 1t says that a sailors hands
are permanently half shut. They claim
It's the result OF climbing laddahs and
pulling tarry ropes, don't you know"
We'll, say, by Joyc, that's awfully
rough on Chawlie Delaney, deah boy
lie fawncics hes a yachtsman cause
he wears yachting cap"