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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-08-24
GOT What She Wanted.

Il can stand for some things, but
not for everything" said the clerk as
he watched q stylishly dressed young
woman leave the store.
What is the matter?" asked the
proprietor. who had walked up unob-
served. II
"That woman who just left hustled
up to the counter and asked to see
mems shirts. showed her every
style and color we carry. After in
specting the entire stock she rose
and thanked me sweetly. adding: 4
didn't wish to purchase any. You
see, am making my husband some
shirts and wanted to be sure was
doing them right. My husband is
very particular about the finish Of his
shirts And they say married women
are so considerate."
The boss smiled and walked away
Boston Traveller. (,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-08-24
Last Call for the silo.

Wallaces' Farmer: Those who have
been wavering on the silo question
have no time to lose now in determin-
ing whether they will build silos this
year. In fact, construction should be
well under way at the present time.
The hay crop is short. The dry pas
lures will compel hay feeding one to
three months earlier than usual, de-
pending upon local conditions. We
have in the corn fields of the west all
the roughage we need to carry all Of
our live stock through the winter in
excellent. condition. The question now
is, how shall we harvest and store IT?
On the farm, where many COWS are
MIXED. the silo furnishes the most
satisfactory answer. With the silo
one acre Of corn will feed about twice
as much stock as the same acre saved
in any other practical way. And the
succulent and palatable nature OF ~
silagej makes it doubly valuable to
the dairy COW. More labor is requisSl
to fill the silo than to shok the corn,
but when the silo is filled the work is
practically done. While when the corn
is in shock the most disagreeable part
of the work is yet to come. ~
We do not urge all Of. our readers to
build silos, although we think the time
will come when the silo will be found
on every stock farm. But we do urge
immediate consideration of the ques-
ton and prompt action if silo is to
be built this year.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-08-24
Ihe sun.

1t is computed that the temperature
of the sun would be expressed by 49,
900 degrees of Fahrenheit's thermom-
eter, or about ninety times the tenn
perature of boiling water. That is
about five times the temperature that
man is able to produce by artificial
means. The light given off from the
surface Of the sun is reckoned as be.
ing $500 times more intense than that
of the molten metal in a Bessemer con.
verter. though that is OF an almost
binding brilliancy, or, if we compare
it with the oxyhydrogen flame, the
sun sheds light equal in brilliancy
to LAG times the intensity Of the lime
light.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-08-24
Quoted the Adviser,

The man who is always giving ad
vice sauntered up the street and
found the tattered hobo sitting on the
curb.
Ny good man." began the former
Why are you idling your time like
this? Don't you know the world owes
you living?"
"That so?" responded the hobo
nonchalantly. well, / guess / better
call up collection agency and get
them to collect it for me-"
but this serious, my man. You
deserve something in this world"
Sure, boss; the last Judge / ran up
against said | deserved six months. 2
Tut! Tut! Don't be facetious. Why,
you could rise up in the world and
wear broadcfbth.'
Thanks, but I'm wearing dat now,
boss. Dis suit is so broad it is three
sizes too big for me-
well, what in the dickens are you
sitting on the curb for, anyway"
To curb my temper, boss. To curb
my temper when such smart alexis as
you ask foolish questions. Chicago
News.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-08-24
skeptical Ben.

Lady Cook (she was the beautiful
and clever Tennessee Claim before
her marriage) told q New FORK re.
porter the other day that American
women, under the new English king
would not he SO popular as they were
under King Edward.
King Edward liked Americans
she said. .but King Georges wife IL
very aristocratic and exclusive, and
L am as skeptical> Of the American
woman's future in London as Frank
lin was of matrimony.
He that takes wife, said Frank
lin skeptically, takes care
Then she added mre skeptically
still:
But he that takes care doesn't
take q wife,"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-08-24
n Looked Suspicious.

AS was coming out of a store this
evening saw an amusing sight. said
a shopper. "a light rain was falling,
and as the woman in front of me
stepped out she opened her umbrella.
Out of it fell q jeweled hatpin, pair
of gloves and two mems handker-
chiefs. On its face it seemed like a
case of shoplifting, but as she gath
cred up the articles the woman said:
Well. if here isn't Mary's emerald
hatpin and the gloves was looking
for last week and two of Georges
best handkerchiefs. never thought
of looking insthe umbrellas for them .
New York Sun. 1, s
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-08-24

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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-08-24

would be one that missed the ship,
but fell close by and exploded under
water and produced disrupting mine
effect to crush in the lower under wa,
ter structure. In this way, the target
for the aeroplane is increased by a
wall of water around the ship. II the
aeroplane drops a charge of 100 lbs.
of dynamite or explosive gelatine,
the width of this wall may be regarded
as about 20 feet, assuming that the
pressure required to disrupt the struc-
ture is 5000 pounds or more per
square inch.
Already the sides and bottom COM
partments of battleships are built to
cushion and localize the blow from
torpedoes and mines, when the weight
of explosion will far exceed the weight
practicable in aeroplanes. Structur,
ally the battleship embodies now
great defensive power in the use of
armour and arrangement Of construc-
ton, expected to Withstand without
vital injury scores of blows as heavy
as those the aeroplane can hope to
strike: In addition 1t can readily
adopt new applications Of armor and
construction. II needed, against mis-
sizes dropped from above. It is read
lily seen how wire netting could be
carried high up, at two or more
heights. capable Of exploding II not
stopping missiles dropped from above.
the lower net being designed to catch
fragments. Indeed, with adaptations.
special captive balloons could main
tain such net high in the air. and at
the same time employ small weapons
against approaching aeroplanes. It is
easily seen how, in firing at the aero
plane. the missiles mounting to the
zenith in large numbers would tend
to explode any missile dropped with
accuracy, Indeed. special guns and
ammunition could be devised to keep
q shower Of missiles constantly ascend
ing to cover the zenith in the same
way that q cloud Of missiles could
be kept in front Of an aeroplane.
"T he limited offensive power OF the
aeroplane contributes almost nothing
in the way Of defense, while the whole
battery Of power Of the battleship is
q direct factor Of defense in prevent
ing the aeroplaneS from reaching the
zenith. It must also be remembered
that in defense. as in otfense, the bat
tleship can command the services Of
air craft, aeroplane destroyer; diri-
gibles and captive balloons. p Popular
Mechanics.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-08-24
Sighted 0 Opportunity.

$50 you think music is a waste of
time?' YES" replied Mr.. Wallop. Il
understand some of these professional
pianists practice five hours a day
Think what golf players they might
have become in that time.''
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-08-24
Need More Be said.

What is your idea of Heinminway?
] mean to say, what kind of a chap is
he?"
He's one of these people who tell
an old story and then when you fail
to laugh, repeat the point to it SO that
you will be sure to get it,"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-08-24

Dysentery is dangerous disease
but can be cured. Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarhhoea Remedy
has been successfully used in nine cpl
denies OF dysentery. It has never
been known to fail. 1t is equally val
liable for children and adults. and
when reduced with water and sweet
ened, is pleasant to take. Sold by all
dealers.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-08-24
Not to overdo II.

Lily Use gwine to a sprize party
tonight, Miss Sally.
Miss Sally What will you take for
a present?
Lily well. we don't cal-late on TAX
in no present. Yo' see, we don't want
to sprize 'em too much. Brooklyn
Life.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-08-24
Wealth and Intellect,

"The wealth and intellect of the
town were there "Well, describe
what the wealth wore, and work in q
few of the epigrams that the intellect
let fall. Louisville Courier-Journai.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-15
SMART SOCIETY
E5CHEW VS. QUE I
False Alarms of Fire, with Amazing
"Rescues," Are Features of Brit
ish House Parties.
Especial D!spatch.)



The time has now arrived for what
socially speaking, is termed the au-
tump campaign" and with It the usual
round of country house parties, 1t was
Lord Rosebery who once said that ENG
land ''ls becoming the playground ana
platsance OF the plutocracy of al! nations
One thing is certain and that Is that 1t Is
the American or .Anclo-Amcrlcan host
csses who have done most to liven THINKS
up in London. and in the country, too.
Rest and quiet for the smart woman
arc now considered quite out Of date. so
when she goes 10 the country She takes
with her I, troop of servants. As FOR
lum,sanent there Is, OF course. bridge
that mudhcnine game JIG saw. and no"
the newly revived poker. Society lives IL
gamble ana par, OF II gamhles to Ave
| but music. dancing and acting are some
times provided. In any case, late hour:
oftun wound up with practical Jokes an'
| !, regular rough and tumble. The lad!
VINO writes In the Tatlcr under the pscu
duuyme ~" tell of some amusing DC
Iyrrrenccs which she has witnessed NJ Ger
rain country house parties. Sometimes, sh
says, an alarm of Are Is given IN TN
middle of tho night, and for tile men o
the party to rescue" the ladies. each ant
| all clad In the scantiest attire. Is rcrkonet
a charming diversion. Then OCCASIONAL!
each guests belongings are moved int,
some one csc's room, and boxes are Filled
the contents OF drawers upset on the lloor
and when bedtime comes the confusion Is
! Of course. absolute. cut and kitten
! have been put into \ girls bed. toa'
into an old ady's. and a doll dressed rs !
baby into the bed of bachelor MASK;
are put on faces which peer round screens
aud even from under dressing tables II
fact, the word "rowdy" Is mild one Il
apply to some OF the best known country
mansions uf England.
Some OF the daylight amus.uenlS arr
| Jus, us $50. so" ~ one smart nous
La gymkhana was held At which III
women, blndfo!dea, we're driven round III
lawns In r!bbon harness, the conis
marked out by champagne bottles, In an
other donkcY rides we're got IN, In
women riding astride either IN tights Z"
| brooches.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-15
SIR CONAN DOYLE
ABANDONS PLAYS
iSncclRl Dispatch.l
LONDON. Saturday

LONDON. Saturday.
playyocrs will be sorry to learn that
O.. ,u,,,,r Conan Dov,e bos decided
=,
" CIV "H
no intention oil ever again Writing io'
the stage" said Sir Arthur yesterday just
., Ia NO, ,oo,.,r,, for his copn,rv Mace.
u. Ia
I'm .'''''N
cause IL does hot interest me- - ''''e''s's
me too much. 1t is so absorbing that II
draws ones mind away from the deeper
things OF life and makes 1t difficult to
settle down steadily to any specia! course
OF reading or literary work. For those
who can treat the deep matters of life
dramatic 1T Is different. but recognize
| my own limitations in that respect and so
make nm absolute vow thai l will not
again write for tho stage.
Fl sun have In my desk a one act play
that l wrote some time ago. II 1t Is ever
produced 1t will have to be nt my own eH-
pense. The cost OF production would pre-
vent 1t ever being accepted by any mana
ger. and I'm afraid it would frightcn the
most experienced OF stage carpenters.
called 1t The Lift. The scene lies at the
top OF the EInel Tower All the charac.
tcrs must ascend and descend In regular
working Mt Entrances are perpendicular
Instead OF horizontal. The piece ends with
a startling sensational terrific cu,astro
phe.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-15

good trade. The nappooses, though, were
cute. and might easily be r'istal!en TOT
Alabama p!ckaniunies.
haven't the slIghtes, doubt 'h"'
"Y Dung Buffalo" and his outfit VIII huNo'"
highly profitable time of 1t over mere "ha
that they will set thousands OF eoeNhey
boys dreaming OF the toys OF shoot'NR i"'
tlluns and other Narm'nts.' When 'ne
play was about half through q boy s'a'a-
| Ing behind me, open mouihed ana breath
less, asked his mother
us there any more?"
Yes. dear" ~ 81.
! Lots more?''
II think So,
"Oh. sood!"
That boy was the real critic. on M
liking base my belief that "Tle Nihs OF
the Wild West" viii have inst the success
| II was brought to England to achieve Bp'
] l can, help plying any actor In the com
ipany who is gun shy, His lot Will be u marc
one. AN AMERICAN FIRST NlGHTER
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-15
esSette of Odd Volumes a Quaint Society

less than seven years, and who is unable
by absence. III health or other sui'iclcn;
causa to attend with regularity the meet
5ings of the settle.
Each odd Volume Is designated as Ills
Oddship. and among the present odd Vol
umcS are such distinguished men OF the
artistic, literary and professional fields rs
Sir Alfred East. Mr.. John Lane, Professor
S,vanus r. Thompson. DR.. Scott Kettle.
Mr.. Alfred j. Davies. Mr.. Henry ID.
Whoatley, Sir Ernest Clarke and Mr.. Ar
thur Dlvsy. while those numbered among
thu Supplemental Odd Volurucs include
Mr.. John iIassail. r. IL: Sir Edward suit
ivan, Mr. Mostyn Piggott and Sir George
James Frampton.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-15
Invading American Indians
Delight the British Small
Boy by Gun Play.
DESTINED TO SUCCEED
Special Dispatch,

LONDON. Saturday
uoULp Young Rutfalo's' stock Of
~ blank cartridges hold out he IS likely
- 10 shoot himself into popularity In The
rhenp priced English theatres. and In.
ctdcn,ally so swell his bank account that
ho win be well able to pay n barber to
Gu, his hair, which at present seems
To he beyond his means. lie and his play
"K!ng OF the Wild West" began careerins
n, Tho Borough Theatre, Stafford, and
woke up that unlovely suburb with Indian
wells. revolver shots and cowboy whoops
s,rotford has not had such night OF II
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-15

'..s.,,o,a,s n dilcttantish society of quaint.
ness and hat /, has been In existence
since 1875, the first president Of the or
cnnIzation having been Mr.. Bernard
ounrltch. the bibl!ogiapher.
1.-THE Settc OF odd Volumes. explain
the records which hold the rules and his.
tory of the society, "shall consist OF TWEEN
ty-one, this btins The number or volumes
of the Nariorum Snakespear OF ~, put
SInnlemental Odd Volumes to the number
OF twenty lone may be elected and incorpo.
rated in the Settc as vacancies arise. II
shall BE- open to the Odd Councillors 10
elect MS Emeritus Odd Volume any Odd
or Supplemental Volume who has served
the cause OF tho Settle for aEperiod of not
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-15
CAT NOW BLAMED
FOR HUMAN ILLS
Especial Dispatch,

LONDON. SATURDAY
Cat lovers are very much upset BY the
Indictment which has been brought
against their pets by n London veterinary
surgeon According to HIN they are the
wost dangerous anin,nl known to man.
"rhe cat" he says. 'ls responsible
for more human Ills than any other
creature that walks on four logs, j
cannot think Of one good reason why
cuts should be tolerated. for even II,
mouse catching they are excelled by
traps. In nine cases out OF IA doser
| If n post mortem examination were made
or cats lungs 1t would be found that /,
was either actively tubcroulous or hat
aeen u some time OF Its career, N ~
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-15
GREAT SCIENTISTS
ABOUT TO RETIRE
Especial Dispatchp
I,OSDOS, Saturday.

scientific world Viii shortly be the
poorer by the retirement from active
life OF two prominent men. one 4
Sir William Christie the Astronomer
Royal. and tho other Sir Patrick Manson
who holds the important post OF medical
adviser 10 the Colonial Office.
Sir William Christie IN the forty years
ho has held office has seen many new
worlds added To human knowledge. fIht
progress made In astronomical work,
said Sir William In the course Of an inter
view, lis hard toNstute In catalogue form
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-15
INAUGURATION

million mark. as 1t did in 1906, 1906 and 1907.
This total included the following number
OF representatives OF various races and
nationaitics:-ltalinn 223,453: Poles, rs,
siS; Jews, $3.50; Germans 7l,3SO; English.
53.4sS; Irish. $3.50; Magyars, 1901; Black
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-15

Africans, 1856; Japanese. e,7as: East Indi-
ans, l,7s2: Chinese 20: Islanders, ii; Co.
rcans, 10.
In the above view the artist has en-
deavored TO visualize portion of this huge
| Invading army. For more effective ar
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-15
n IMro Aa5R1cA As An EaSG11sA A1sTlsf

arrangement of the whole the numerical or
der has not been followed. Italians are
shown on the left, next come the PORES,
smaller group of Cinnamon. Jews anu 50
On through the many nationalitics repre-
senlcd.
The firm hand of the United States adj
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-15
QIE
Especial Dlspatch.)

LoNpoy. Saturday.
European observers are much impressed
with the fact that the Immigration into
tho United States during the fiscal year
ended June so has again passed the one
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-15

mlnistra ton was shown IL the 4..i0 aliens
dcbarred. There were $50 polyghmists, :
anarchists 1J6 idiots. lmbeciles and feeble
minded, $50 insane. professional besSars,
II naupcrs. ..4Tl persons with diseases. r.
So. persons likely TO become public charges
and 1865 contract laoorcrs.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-15

Ma. ~, are equally powerlcss to do other.
,bs mn , n,, upbulld the Japanese navy for
lila 30 n.'e OF peace In the Pacific,
5fso,n ~ soufse, our ideal to effect universal
.oliy a'"eh'dand yet II is the heigh, Of
mont y, auvoeate this at the present mo.
,fS"s ! OF The worlds history" a. Il
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-08-23
C. G. SLOAN & co. 0NC.). AUCTIONEEisS.
No. 1407 g st. NV.

c. G. SLOAN & CO. 0NC.), ACCTI0NEEisS.
No. 1407 @ st. NV.
TRUSTEES SALE OF VALUABLE IMPROVED
REAL ESTATE. SITUATE on THE SOUTH
SIDE OF CALVERT STREET BETWEEN
NINETEENTH AND TWENTIETH STREETS
CONSISTING OF A THREESTORY AND GEL
LAR DWELLING HOUSE. NUMBERED 1884,
CALVERT STREET NORTHWEST.
BY virtue of a certain deed Of trust TO Ms
ated June g. 1906, and recorded June %. 1905
In LIber 2920. folio 33S ct seq. one OF the land
records Of the District Of Columbia. and at the
request Of the party secured thereby. the under
front OF the premises. on TUESDAY; THE
SIXTH DAY OF SEPTEMBER. 1910. AT FIVE
f5I O'CLOCK PM, the following described land
and premises, situate In the county of Washing
ton. District OF Columbia, namely: lot numbered
fifty six 1861 in Edward J. Steilwagen and Others
subdivision OF lots In block numbered three 30.
"CLIFFBOURNE." as said subdivision ia re-
trict. In Book County No. IL. page II.
Terms: One-third a. cash. balance In equal
instsllments In one ~. two ca and three t3)
years. with interest ut the rate OF I'VE co. pei
cen;um per annum. payable semi annually from
date Of sale, for which notes of the purchaser
will be given, secured by deed OF trust on the
property sold. or all cash. at the purchaser
option. deposit OF two hundred dollars $500
will be required at time OF sale. All conveyanc-
ing and recording to be at the purchasers cost.
Terms to be complied with within fifteen n5)
days. otherwise the trustees reserve the right to
resell at the risk and cost Of defaulting pur-
chaser.
THOMAS NJ. GALE, Trustee.
I3S 18th ST. NV.
GEORGE E. HAMILTON. Trustee.
.,a ~ n On "a Ok Of an al "a
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-08-23

RUST. 400 II ST. NV.
Military road. Ross
Ign, Va. 4r. 800
APARTMENTS.
Florence Ct. Or. b.O.OO
1879 14th. Or. b. 500
saranac. Or. b. 80. %
No. 2, Akron. 6r.b.31-S0
wagar. 5r. b. IS. 90
Juniata, Or. b. 80. $3.50
l4i4 Hopkins. 3r. b25. 80
1929 10th. 3r. b. /. .H.50
SOS r. I nv ne. 6r. b20. 20
2a23 Sherman. Or. b19.60
COS 9th se. Or. b.. 1880
1870 14th. Ar. b. ..16.50
1512R' sed'lene. Ar l4.50
2620 X. 4r, b. .ll.00
COIORED TENANTS.
1924 X NV. Or. b. %. 50
2l17 NJ. 5r, b. .2i.W
has 18th, sr. 1850
2220 18th. Or. ID. so
1873 n De, lr. 1850
STABLES.
r 20l2 III nw.5 stls20. 90
r 1l42 18th. IA stlsO. 90
STORES.
ai2 n Y av.0r. %. los
20l2 II. sto, DIV. sta60.o0
Dos 7th sw. sto. 4r.25. so
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fur ............$Io.m
1909 Goth, Or, %. $500
1342 18th. Tor. %. 81. 90
1916 Clinbourne. Sr.
IN. ............. 5000
1875 8, Or. b. -. 80. 90
1919 F. 1lr, b. $500
l633 Newton. I 1r. 2b&. 90
l435 9th. 1lr. %. $500
125S Fair'nt. 12r. 2bS 90
1928 N. 11f, b. ;. 500
S01 L. 11r. %. 5000
1900 FART, Tor. b. SO. 90
1910 r. Tor. b. ). 5000
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1916 18th. Tor. 1900
1S3S Corn. Or, b.. $500
1928 n. Sr. b. 80. 1890
1S40 Core n. Or. b. 70. 90
f14S Ore nv. Tor. b. 40 90
1870 9th. Tor. b. 40. 90
46n I NV. 81. b. $3.50
1915 2Sth, Or, b. $3.50
1852 r ne. Or, b. 81 so
IS II NV, Tor. b.. 10. IS
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