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AIRY wardman. vice chairman: J. S.

Arnold, Charles D. Church. George ".
Evans, +. n Gray. John Is. Heyi,
Charles w. King. jr.: Richard I<ingsman,
William r. King. .. J. Macarty' +. K.
Streets and avenues-William G. Hen
derson. chairman; .. j. Kaufman, vice
chairman: +. r. CrosthWaite, II. +. BIT
finger. J. NJ. Burrell. II. Bradley David
son. James S. Former. G. A. Forrest
Herbert 4. GIN, Fulton r. Gordon. Rob
ert n. Harper, William J. Hoffman. p
Il. Jackson. George II. Judd. Charles A.
Langley, T. 5. Huyck. Gland Livingston,
y. ". Shea, J. Sprigg Poole. William r.
Shannon, J. Seiwin TAFT, John James
Walsh.
Taxation and assessn ent-Georse Trues-
dell, chairman: William p. Hoover, vice
chairman; Ralph F. BARNARD, Ednar T.
Bates. a. A. Birney. Chaplin Brown, 4.
G. C'apham. II. n. Darne;lle. John JOY
T.. VI. Kelley, ". r. Mattingly. Q. >.
Metzer0tt. Clarence F. NorIEent, Myror
NJ Parker. Alexander Mckenzie. Charles
II. Roesch. II. L. Rust. Thomas p Wood
Saunders, Corcoran Thorn. Ward Theron,
Joseph l. Weller. J. 4. Whitfield, Louis
Universities--Wiliiam II. Singleton
chairman: J. B. Gregg GUSTS. Richard D
Harlan. win am B. King. Theodore W
Moves. c. W Richardson, l. II. Saun
ders. ". B. Thompson. c. G. Tucker, S
l.. Wrightson
Water suppiy-N. L. sansbury. chair
man: Edward Graves. vice chairman; "
=. T'orby, Eugene c. Colt. A. r. Hensey
william a. Hill. 0. Fl. Perry Johnson
Henry w. Reed, J. NJ. Schneider, q. l.
Thornton, F. II. Walker.
Special legal codif1cation committee
! John W. Yerkes. chairman; Jackson RI
Ralston. wee chairman; Adds &. Browne
Walter G. Clephane. Charles a. Douglass
William E. Edmonston. +. .. Mckenney
William F. Mattingly. John 3. Larner
William NJ, Shuster. Alfred P. Thorn, T.
H. Thomas. Leon Tobriner.
Special comm ttee on hall for public
lconventions-Henry L. West. chairman
Adds B. Browne. Will T. Galliher
John II. Magruder. William II. Moses
Clarence f. Eorment.
Special committee on history Of DIS
trict Of Coiumbia-Charles E. Kern, chair
man, William G. Henderson,, Thomas p
Morgan.
Special committee on municipal art
George Oakley Totten. IT,. chairman
Henry Brewood. Appleton p Clark. jr
George S. Cooper. Michael Hester. Ralph
W. Hills. William II. Moses. r. Ross
Perry. jr., Frank Upman.
Special committee on law protecting
nations fag-William v. Cox, chairman
Henry w. Samson. Joseph Taber John.
son. Charles f. Kern, John s. Larner
". B. Thompson. John NJ. Wilson.
Delegates to National Board Of Trade
A. P Pardon. John Joy Edison. H. T.
| Newcomb. W. p. Van Wickle
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Bachelor Of Arts Degree.
From the Indianapolis News.

From the Indianapol1s News.
There is a growing feeling that some
thing ought to be done to restore to the
B. A. degree its old significance. With
the development of the elective system
and the broadening and thinning of our
college courses it has come to pass that
this degree Is now conferred on men who
have practically no acquaintance with
the old cultural studies. Many of them
have no Greek and Latin, and some have
only smattering Of English. literature
and history. Often the CHIEF stress is
laid on science and science of the most
practical character. Such men are not
entitled to the B. A. degree. unless. in
deed we admit 1t means, or ought to mean,
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Appointment of Committees.

The following arc the committee as
signmepts for 1870
EXecutive--Scott &. Bone. chairman;
Ralph W. Lee. vice chairman Walter a.
Brown. Adds +. Browne. William V. Cox,
John Joy Edison. ". r. Galliller. Arthur
c. Moses. Thomas G.. Moves. Cuno II.
Rudolph and John NJ Wilson.
Rridges-A. r. Serven, chairman: Joseph
Taher Johnson. vice cllairnlant I. Janney
Brown. Thomas p. Morgan. jr.. Charles
IS. Muir, J. Maury Dove, jr.. James 7.
Petty. \. z. Randle, John McElroy, Sam
ue Ross and Henry T. West
Charities and rorreetions-G. w. F.
Swartzell. chairman; Walter c. Clephane.
Brandenburs, \. S. Caywood, Robert
Cook. William Knowles Cooper. zed II.
Copp. Q. z. Dsrnall. William II. De Lacy.
IS. Foster f. I. Janney. ]. g. kirnbail.
r. B. F. Mcfarland. S. ]. Masters James
Dudley Morgan. Ellen S. Musscy. William
Nick. Clayton Thomas c. Noyes. George
Skinner, Thomas W. Smith. Eugene f.
stevens 4. r. Stuart and William L.
Downev.
Commerce and manufacturers. s. Por-
Julian G. Dowe,l. William !. Eynon. A.
r. Pardon. II. Gcldenberg. II. c. Grove,
&C. Heinrich, Lewis Hopfenmaier. Lewis
kann. G. c. Lancaster. James Lansnursh,
j. L. Mc'jaw s y. Meyer. f. G. Thomas,
II. Z. Rupprecht. II. s. Walcott and Alex
ander Wolf
Insuranco-E. c. Brandenburs. chair
man: w. IT. Raplcy. vice chairman: ".
{. BaIderston, OrNille b. Brown, J. r.
Hendrick, Robert c. Howard. Max Fisher,
Philip +. Larner. John Lane Johns, John
Edward kreh. jr:. w. H. klorfer. J. Leo
kolb. John IT, Magruder. G. W. Offutt.
!ir.. James =. Oyster. f. q. schafcr, En-
mons s. Smith. O. G. Staples, ]. s.
Swolmstedt aud ". II. West.
Membership. Louis W.!lligc. chair
man: j. u. Carmody. vice chairman: BY
ron S. Adams, n. C.. Balderston, j. NJ
Bird. r. W. BrandenburE. Lyman E. Bur
dine, d. j. Callahan. ]. Morrill, chamber
lin, George S. Cooper, Otto J. De Mol.
Andrew E. puvall, William *. Ellis.
Frederick A. Fennins. Frank f. Gibson.
c. J. Gockeier. William NJ. Hallam. Smith
Hempstone, Guy II. Johnston. George II.
Stafford, George Re- Linkins. ]. Leo kolb.
Otto Luebkert, William Aruehleisen. Thad
B. Sergeant. John Lewis Smith. John
James Walsh. George W. Weber and
T0l.n G. Weldon
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what 1t has always meant The ouestio,
this Is whether We shall have a new de- :
gree or keep the old ane-for tho r.
degree as now conferred is a new degree
we have kept the name. but have changed
the character and significance Of the
honor. This. il seems to US. is altoeetho,.
wrong. Of course. II is said that there
is no other honor to be conferred. bv
which we suppose il is meant that the
young men do.Iiot get enough science to
entitl" them fairly IN the distinctiveiv
scientific degrees. That however, is A
poor argument. For it the men are not
entitled to scientific degree. still les-
a-e they entitled 10 the arts degree.
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0BSEQU|ES FOR SATOLu
CARDINAL AND VATICAN OF
FICIALS ATTEND.
Many Americans. Diplomats and
Romans at Ceremonies in
st. Johns.

ROME. January l1.-Impre ssive funera
were held today at the Church Of st
John Laferan.
There were present all the cardinals ana
the officials OF the Vatican, the diplomats
accredited to the holy sec, members OF
| The Roman aristocracy and many Amert
cans. The latter included Princess Ros-
lpgliosi, formerly Miss Marie Jennings
Rei1 of New Orleans. who was assisted
| by Cardinal Satoln In securing the an
Parkhurst.
! Cardinal vincenzo Vannutelli pronounc-
ed the dissolution at the catafalque. Mgr
Kennedy. rector Of the American Col
! lege was present with the college ctolf,
which sang. together with the choir OF
the Sstine Chapel.
Archbishop Falconio, apostolic dele
gate to the United States. will omciate
| at the pontifcal requiem mass for the
late Cardinal Satolli to be held in St
| Aloysius Church Thursday morning al
! 10 O'Clock. Cardinal Gibbons VIII at
| tend.
Father Papi, s. j., professor OF canon
law at Woodstock College. who was Sec
retary of the papal legation when Car
dinal Satolli was delegate. Will be deacon
of the mass Mgr. Bonaventure Cerretti.
auditor of the legation. will be the sub
deacon.
otficiated at a number of solemn func-
tons in St A,oysius Church. He pontif-
fcated at the solemn high mass in the
church on the Christmas following his
elevation to the cardinalate.
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The Smiths.

From the London Chrolice.
As 10 Smith. correspondent points
out that while there are now about $50 =
900 members of tho great family In Eng
land alone, In Old Testament times, ac-
cording TO the First Book Of Samuel
there was Smith throughout the land
of Israel. This verse the late Bishop
Wherefore spotted as the hardest one
In the Bible to quote without smiling.
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Asking the Captain
From the Westminster Gazette.

From The Westnlnstef GAzetfc.
very common inquiry OF sea captains
Is: where is the nearest land:" One
harassed captain on being asked this
question for about the fftieth time point
ed over the vessels side and bandly re-
piled: MADAME. the nearest land is at
the bottom Of the sea-"
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Petition to the President.

l.
The petition to the President was pre-
scented by DR.. Allerton Cuslman and was
as follows:
THE Aero Club Of Washington very
respectfully requests the President OF the
United States 10 recommend that Con
, gress take steps this year toward the
systematic. development Of an aeronau-
teal establishment porportionate TO those
of other nations.
The resolution was carried unanimously
amid applause, and the president OF the
club, Thomas F. Walsh, was directed to
appoint a committee OF three with him.
self as chairman. to present the resolu-
ton to the President Mr.. Walsh was not
present at the meeting. being I'll and
confined to the house. In his absence
Gen. Oliver, one of the vice presidents Of
the club. presided.
Reelection of Officers.
The reelection Of the officers was a
foregone conclusion. They are all the
logical men for the positions. and have
served faithfully during the first year of
the clubs existence. and there was no
contest for the places. The list of Off
GERS Is as follows: Thomas F. Walsh.
president: Gen. Robert Shaw Oliver
Thomas Nelson Page and Representative
Butler Ames, vice presidents; Allerton s.
Cushman, corresponding secretary: DR..
Albert F.. Zahn, recording secretary:
Charles ]. Bell treasurer; John Barrett,
Alexander Graham Bell, A. w. Greedy
and Willis l.. Moore. trustees
1t was announced that CORTLAND Field
Bishop, president of the Aero Club of
America. would visit Washington Janu-
AIRY - TO inspect the several sites avail
able for the aviation meet If the event
Is held In Washington.
The only other business was the de-
cision to hold the first annual banquet
Of the club come time in March. The
club also voted to renew its utilization
with the Aero Club Of America.
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Local Business Interests.

Mercantile interests-E. G. Graham,
chairman; Charles f. Berry. John Brew
er, ~ /. Burchell. Lyman f. Burdine. f.
NJ Carter Charles +. Crane, Otto j. De
Moll, r. RI. Droep, William w. Everett,
George B. Farquhar. Charles Jacobsen,
Joel Hillman. Wharton e. Lester, Isaac
Cans, William II. Martin. John II. Miller,
Samuel g. Sn1oot, Joseph Strasberger
and s r. Waters.
Parks and reservations charles ).
Rlnr1y. chairman: Frank F. I.eetch, vice
wood. William V. Cox, J. Harry Cum
ninehaF, Smith IIerpstofe. Frank II.
Jach son, W. j. kenoe. George A. King,
II. V. Lansdale. Albert ". Read. ~ u.
Ros -nberg, Thornas ". sidT:eli, William.
Tindall ard James A. Watson.
Public huildings-Jchn J. Hempiill,
chairman: William +. Guide. vice chair
man: f. L. Ayerll,- William f. Burns,
r. e. Burton. George Gbsor, Art'iuf y.
Heatnn. Edward Kern, Charles f. Lang
colt. Frederick z. Pyle. T. F. Schneider.
r.. F. Smith. J. S. Tomlinson. George
O. Totten, jr., L. Perry West, John NJ
Wilson and John W. Terkes.
Public l,ealth-p. Percy Hicklins. chair
man: Frank e. Gibson. vice chairman; II
{. Duffey. George j. yesterday, Frederick
A. Fenntng. Thomas Grant, Henry II
Hazen. w P. c. IIazen. Samuel s. Shedd
Robert A. Phillips, William Mercer
Sprigg. a. Leftwict Sinclair. l. B
| Sworrnstedt, Clarence A. Weaver, George
B. WEIGH, Tom A. Williams and William
| c. Woodward.
Public Library-Fred c. Coldren, chair
man: John Van Rensselaer,. vice chair
man; William F. Bowen. William II
Hoeke. Emma NJ. Gillett, Charles E. Kern
W W. Norman. ]. Wilmer Latimer
Charles Schneider. s. W. Woodward, John
r. Young.
Public order-waltcr A. Brown. chair
man: David S. CARL. vice chairman
Robert A. Bates, Sidney Bieber, Alan O
| Crephane. Myer Cohen. Maurice F. Frey
Simon Kann. ]. Fred Kelley. E. II. Neu-
meyer, Thomas P. Morgan, Andrew Park
| er. Frank A. Sebring. II. B. Polkinhorn
! Joseph I. Saks. George L. Starkey, Oscar
W. White, James II. TAYLOR.
Public schools-Ald.s B. Browne, chair
man; Herbert F. L. Allen, vice chairman
Snowden Ashford, S. l. Besselievre, John
Doyle Carmody. William W. Conner. A.
| .isner &. A. Joerissen, Ida Gilbert Myers
r.. Southland Parker A. r. Ramsay David
| L. Selke. II. X. Simpson, Ellis Spear, l.
l.. Thompson, B. II. Warner, F. j. White.
head. Simon Wolf. Charles T. Yoder.
| Observation-Disclosures ritton, chairman
Il. r. Newcomb. vice chairman: w. W
| Bowie. l. A. Brown. Evans Browne
Frank A: Butts. B: B. Earnshaw. II. w
Fuller Oath and East Capitol. Phelar
Kenyon. Ralph W. Lee. Frederic D. Nc.
Kenney. Arthur G. Plant. w. s. Rich,
ardson. Richard D. Sims, odell 8. Smith
Perry B. Turpin. Henry L. West, G.
| Langdon Whitford, John NJ. Wilson
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Weak? Tired?
Rundown? !

These conditions come from
overwork, a weak stomach, over
taxed nerves or feeble blood.
When you feel "all in''-hardly
able to drag about, no energy, no
ambition, easily exhausted and
can't sleep-take
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Washington Harbor.

River and harbor improvement-M I.
Weller. chairman; Thomas ". Smith,
vice chairman; W. A. II. Church, Richard
L. Conner ". G. Haskell. Albert Schulz
tets, George F. Walker, William T. Walk
er, ". II. Yerkes. jr.
SeUeraSe-D. Olip IEech, chairman;
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PRESIDENTS AID ASKED
DEVELOPMENT OF AN AERO
NAUTIC ESTABLISHMENT.
Resolution Adopted by Aero Club Of
Observation-Disclosures Of
All the Officers.

Adoption 1T resolution requesting the
President Of .thc United States to urge on
Congress the adyisah,itv OF fostering the
development of aeronaytics in the United
States. and the reelection OF all the Of
f1cers TO serve for the coming year Were
the two features Of the annual meeting
of the Aero Club of Washington i'll Hub
bard Memorial Hall last night.
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400 LOCKED n 4 CAR
Of OATS nlRH DlE
HAD A Lively TIME TO KEEP
SHIFTING LOAD FROM
SURVIVING him.. 5

New York.-With oats In his haif.
ears, mouth, pockets and shoes. 10
seph Patrick. 10 years old, OF Mon.
trsal, half fell and was half lifted out
Of q freight car on the Long Island
railroad ~ the train stood In tue
Brooklyn yards.
The man had been three days in \
car filled with oats. To hold OF star
walton he ate oats. II was dry diet
and the frst thing be did when found
was to gasp for drink Of water. In
his three days ride he had not dared
to sleep, for the shifting u the oats In
the car threatened him with suhoca-
ton and he had to be on the alert con-
stantly against the aiding Of the car
10. When the car bumped On trestlss
OF rounded switches 1t raised smoth-
ering dust.
At every stop Patrick banged with
all his strength on the locked door OF
the car and shouted for help. He was
70 weak that he succeeded only In
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LlTTLE TOO PRIMITIVE
shewsr 18th Arranseasnt semsthIni
q . o,ssek - the
Participant.

August Belmont. at . dinnsr IN Cara
tpga, praised the seaside towns Of
New England.
"Bat some Of them" - added. are
littis too petmitivs. I remember .
stnFy about the primitive town 6
Rockford. Rsck1cra haa . rough ba4A-
ing establishment, with . shower bath.
Yoa stood in your bathhouss and
pulled rope and deluse OF cool Va
tsr descended from the ceiling.
well. lady visitor stood one day
In her bathhouse. ready for the show
Or. She pulled the rope and braced
herself. but no shower followed. She
gave the rops another ting. when the
gTuR voice Of the sailor proprietor Of
the establishment sounded from aloft.
Stand . pint moro to nor-sast,
num- II said. II 70 want to got the
full force
"And the horrihed lady. looking up.
saw the old sailor ffowning impA-
tiently through hole In the ceiling
and fitting barrel Of SEA water for
the shower"
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WHY NEW ORLEANS
CITY 70 LOGICAL POINT ron
WORLDS PANAMA ExposiTtoN.


Public sentiment has decided thaG
the compIstioa OF the Panama Canal
In 1915 shall be celebrated with .
great International Exposition b
which all the nations Of the world
may participate: and the question Of
where this IMPOSITION 10 to b. held
will b settled by Congress 1t IT. ~
peoaching session.
New Orleans and San Ffancisee
are coutestins for the honor Of hold
ting this Exposition. and both cities
have guaranteed immense sums Of
money - m evidence Of their ability
TO finance % great m enterprise.
An Exposition worthy Of the term
Worlds Fair" such ~ New Orleans
proposes to build. viii b q great cd.
ucatioual movement. it, success ~
such. however, will depend entirely
upon the percentage Of our popula-
ton who can secure its educational
advantages. this in turn. depends up
On IL location. a. the time In travel
ing to and from tho Exposition. and
the cost in railroad and Pullman
farss, are the most important factors.
Considering these matters. New
Orleans claims to being the "Logi-
cal Point" for this Panama Exposi-
ton. seem to be fully substanttated
by the following facts
New Orleans II 500 miles from the
center Of population In the United
States. San Francisco 10 1.S0e miles
distant therefrom.
\
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family tapping on the door. but for
tunately. Thomas Kyle. special Of
ncer Of the railroad, paused while
walking down the track to rest . few
seconds. He heard the tapping. called
the conductor and other members Of
the train crew and the door Of the car
was forced open. Patrick staggered
into view IA shower Of oats. He
could not stand. But he was con.
sctous. He was given water to drink
and . stimulAnt and thsn was able TO
tell ~ hls adventure.
II got In the car It Little yslls.
N. T., late af night" he said. Il want
Cd to get back to Montrea1 whore l
belong. II was all right whea the
car wasn't in motion and was snug
enough a-layin' on top Of the oats.
But then the door was locked and the
train started.
GLORY be-but had . grand time.
With the train movin' the oats was q
regular quicksand and every time !
went to Ne down I'd slide In. 1t kept
me scramblin' the whole time to keep
me red head above water, mean oats.
But, OF course. II isn't AL complainin'
TN dom. The car might have been
losded wild buckshot. Ye can ate oats.
"'Tis horses diet but twas q
tacksss I'd ever been to get into the
car, 10 took me medicine. MUNICH.
ed me oats like truck horse. But
twas fearful time had without va.
ter. Nc tongue swelled 70 could only
look at the oats and BE- that time
couldn't est oats anyway. kept up
a kbockin' on the door. but never waa
there any answer. couldn't keep the
oats out Of me system. They leaked
into me ears and stuck In me hair
and flled me pockets. an was &C
tired thought sure I'd have to die
for II I fell asleep it'd be to wake "
fiRhtin' and scramblin' to keep the
shiftin' oats from buryin' me entirely
Patrick was taken to the police sta
ton and then to the Police Court
where his answers concerning himself
to Magistrate Nash were 20 evasive
that the magistrate decided that Pat
rick would have to 70 to the work
house for six months for rest.
.'Tis small care l have o. that.
said Patrick, departing. unless the,
have oatmeal for breakfast. II the,
do, I'll break JAIL
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: while people over here have been
gissiing II the heat, France has been
saRertng from thunder storms. gales
and unseaaonably cold weather. In
she village Of Bonneville. near st.
Etienne, the local postman. who goes
Ais rounds In . blouse and carries an
UMBRELLA, was caught By the gale the
ether day and blown nearly half .
mile. He came safely to earth again.
Ast he lost all his letters. That ought
o cure him Of the umbrella habit.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1910-10-15
Maman so, ewIm. 5 MIles.

81. Louis, Ao.-Mrs. Andrew Brand.
enberger, 60 years old and weighing
ITO pounds, swan fve miles In the
height Of one Of the heaviest rain.
storms in the city's history. She SWAN
ffcm the east end o. the Fades bridge,
At the heart Of the business section
to the ct. Louis Altenheim At S4oa
South Broadway. Mrs. Brandenberg.
or WAS quite fresh at the conclusion
d the swim and climbed q flight Of 4S6
steps nom the lsvee where she land.
ed TO the top of the hill.
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saus.s. 70 4Is Majesty.

In . certain small English village
there were two butchers living in tho
same street One placarded his sau-
sages 1t one shilling pound and the
rival promptly placed Q pence on his
card.
No. then placed q notice in his
window saying that sausases under !
shilling could not be guaranteed.
No. Is response to this was the an.
nouncement: II have supplied sau.
sages to the king"
In the opposite window the follow
ing morning appeared an extra large
card bearing the words; God save
the kingi"-Ladies' Home Journal.
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The elderly stranger. By invitation
Of the superintendent. was addressing
the Sunday school.
How many can tell mo-" he asked.
(which Il the longest chapter In The
Biblef"
Many hands went up.
This little boy may answer" ~
said, pointing his finger ct an urchin
In one OF tho seats near the front.
(which II the longest chapter In the
Biblef"
"P.aim double one ninsi" shouted
Tommy Tucker.
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yks lmisse ~ . nsv palace. ma
hing 81 In an Private millionaires,
even In America, have their work cut
0ut for them II they mean TO travel at
ut pace.
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q II said that Edison has invented
- automatic talking machine to &C.
esaapany the moving pictures. The
10y thing remaining 10 for the wizard
- invent an automatic silencing ma.
ahins for the campaign orator and .
~ others.
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Fortunate Hunter.
did Tom have any luck hunting
dgers in India"
Yes; great luck"
"How?"
"He didn't meet any tigers"
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A London Newspaper announces that
0vift's idea Of Wit was all wrong.
Eext thing London will probably In
nurn ~ that Shakespeare didn't know
anythinS about writing plays.
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Lady Of ~ Hosss-win you chuck
that cord Of wood In IL cellar: Tbs
TrAmp (hapghtily)-Hadam. nay -
Q hast. but amt 10 woodchuck.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1910-10-15

A man Who has become involved in
trouble because he married three
wumen In three months sets up the
eaalm that he Il insane. Some mar
rtsd men are mean enough to believe
him.
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Pieesant pIaes e Prosper

TO THE EDITOR: We want 70 hsas
ffoA people who would appreciate -
curiAg fruit. dairy or poultry farm In
ths Kuhn Irrigated tract In SacsAmento
Valley. California. at half the true value.
Best water right in stats. Low maints-
nance cost. Work costins million. now
actually being done. Roads. drainage
and water right included IN price. Tea
months growing season. Ten tons AlfAlfA
per acre. splendid dairy conditions. ~
hens earn $40 . month or bsttsr. Orahgee
and = thousand other fruits. nuts, vess-
tables and nowers grow here. Gafdsns
winter and summer: Charming place 70
home: Land selling fast. Work fcs -.
erybody. Write u for snthu,iasm. q. +
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