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The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-07-21
Queen Bee one Astray.

A newly married couple were be-
ginning their honeymoon in a city
hotel The bride went out to do
some shopping, and when she re-
turned she found herself puzzled to
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-07-21

come In"
Madam" said a gruff voice from
the other side of the door, "this amt
no beehive; it's a bathroom."-
Everybody's Magazine.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-07-21

tertaining and profitable 10 the large
number OF both classes present.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-07-21

When money talks the only thing
I says to most OF Us is goodbye"
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-07-21

The monopolist doesn't believe
that competition is the life OF trade.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-07-21
why We DO the Carpet
Business.
Rug Special

rs Administer Rugs, 9xI2, special $4,000
II Brussels Rugs, 9x12, special ST. 90
10 Seamless Brussels Rugs. x p $500
Short lengths of carpet for rugs, Tn IN q m
special for Friday, each ----------t JG ~ 0i,Uu
100 pairs of Lace Curtains to close fl(Jo
Friday, pair -----------
Lot of Curtains pair of kind, Friday Half Price
A complete line of Window Shades.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27

szra 20 De acuur- He suF7ied ShHtes-
nsara during most az his SPARE time. He
Knew long spssches trum Hamlet and
"Orheil0'' and ha played these pHrr8 in mis-
rom and rHcired tt1e thrilling puerry.
Well. a1ter he sraduzted rum me uu1ver-
siry he wenr 20 leading Shakespeare
LCr0r, man vino had a sChuui fur acting.
Il am going To be an actor, LaFdilerrs
said 20 him. Il want yuu ID 1aite NE IN
charge and see whHr Z c1u do. Af-er you
huus tr1ed me cut thoroughly 7 want you
10 give me yuur candid opinion. viii
abide By vuur decision. u vuu decide
am not Etred for IL. I VIII 30 into some
thing else"
80 this aCrur uonk the Young cuilsgian
under hiH care. Ee studied him diligently
for several weakz. ZIG listened ~ him re-
cite three SlEkespearsan spesciies and said
not a worsf LaF1iler1a Worked On. doing
me best ne cuuid. Re clearly szperted a
etvuraiie decision. Hs sxpecred 10 be an
Edwin B1Brh. Finally. tiie usaciler called
aim intu the STUDY murning.
Young man. he said. II have studded
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27
The Tired Business Man
BY wALrER A srNCLAIR.

'arhey have rajegted another sSarue of
Commodore Barry I see" observed Friend
Wife.
ION sraIuAry grounds. I suppose.' said
rhs Tired Business Man. Maybe the
1runze sEzt-Ie was uuu brazen- recoileut
thar me first Jns they rejected had nune
figure on il and the 0bieCrura whose
name was legion enough 70 can IL. SAID
t1ar BECAUSE the cummodurs was Barry
was not rzasan why any other EEsIre should
be uverwneim1ng;v bArs'v
II scuipuurs would univ throw their
artistic 1uE5uns 70 the winEiH and forget
tiiar beauty is only siIin deep anu there
fore nut necessary To Haunt in al its skin
uiuess. Guuid slap our stRrIes Ike
whearcaIIes and no objections. Frnm i
casual study Of hard ART exposed in puDiic
5guares and PARKS I gamer t1ar plenty OF
sGuipuBrs were willing u hack Iur a lit1fe
hacK work showing heroes and prominent
citizens u the sr1c1Cullar asye and 1ruk1ng
age CARRIED IN f0rnidabie crock c0aIs and
iron pants which sadly needed the IRON
They were t-Iil az creasss. bur not Crsase1
An hsraic srague of a statesman SLOWLY
choizing ID death in 4 bronze Stock and
az-ired in a spike tail coat 1f the tiIiTriez.
may incline the spectator 70 smile but il s
modest, anu a matter Of eacr tte SUBJ
iect df the siHstcn wore Just thai brand
III stnra clothes. What zrurss Hardware
store. OF course. Personally 7 Cant see
w1y rs any more fer1cinuH n present a
likeness OF some aid-timsr in a brass dress
suit than m 4 METALLIC duwfng rune. rhe
only garments which lend themselves %
br1nzs reproduction I.'s the nnbby helmets
ana mail wnrn BY me kuiEhunaiimen Of
cliValrlc days.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27

algns,. and hiH dinners nave never been tg-
uresf uBs
Z want you ~ came aver n dinner to-
nigi1r'' B0urue said 10 BsvsridEe t1ie other
1uv
''TslIs Jonathan, this 10 my 6rzr invita-
1ufl. = r-piled tl1e srzewiiile bow orator. Al
t1s friends Z have IN ths ssunrn board a.
your anuse. ard I 1aouEnt I ought 20 ger
one in-itasien rsiiB sesHiUn.'
The rsg-IiAr hahitIIrs az me Bourne house
ars Erowu OF NabraslE.L, CurnTninH and
Dollfver uf IDwas E0rah OF 1dallu. ana
CIaup or Minnesota Others vino pur 11eir
fear under me hospital Table OF me Oregon
senator ara Aidrich. EllSinH and Bailey.
Nearly every senator has had AZ least one
ifrritzsfun. buf ths Nsbrasxaz. the IBwal.
tie IfIhaan ana tina Minnesutan Ers his
favurfrca,
BOURNE speciality iE his cudfiEh dinner
The meutfun N rms dinner CAUSES me
senatorial muutn 10 water K n serre1
all at once and n al piled On tls same
pia-e ar once. oH1 bv tns time the senator
nus eienueas M nis plars with a LITTLE salad
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27
Tells Friend Wife That Emhalming a
Hero u a Statue Is a Hard Finish.

being overheard and rnscIIed. Because
Ilera is standard siza prescribed by law
ttls sCuiprurs have sCiIiped them all sizes.
and the man whose name We have % lock-
10 IN very extensive hisuuriss 10 ind VIM
he was may nave an sfciEy rytce oig rs
ullAr df the hero whose name is one every
scilouiboy's Iips-ir t.1s schuaibny has ais
history opened At ths -iEIt place under
MS desk
american 5tarnAEy has H1f,srsd great
liuw in the last decade owing 70 the
gruwth NJ the cigar suura cambine- No
longer are We treated with the axlihit 1f
nuhis Indian braves and squHws in three
bright and primitive cuinrs. The suuHws
wsrs easier To hack cut, as they we're
solid c-um r1s neck down u where Two
piHnn supports were g.uetd On. Altar being
treated ID these sights We were usually
treated for eye r-aubie. Now they give
Us coupons and let's US pick our own art
dbists-nOUs I say '3biets and nut nh
iecrs'-ir r1s 1.-THE boy ar the cigar srurs
door doesn't bag the trading STAMPS
Il have 40 duarrei with ina pur1sts VINO
mink a nude Egurs mas no place On the
staCIe srscred 10 4 greHr commander. To
some art IS long, 10 others IL Is only bare.
For al I cara they can dasnra1e tls
statue with a lady in a Gr-nuIins. I don't
care a ha8p. Bur at best this smbAlmiug
a hero in IN iron statue which aruuses only
the cnvetuuHness df a Junk man il a
hard finish"
''Caumodans Barry was t1s Father NJ
tIe American Nav. unmarked Friend
Wife. ID snow sils knew
We'll. tla Nays stspfathsr has Just
returned. 50 rs all right" zaid the Tired
Business Man.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27

Very likely ina sCuipuors who barrsred
1ur cuutempuraneaus bronze portraits OF
prominent parties in ths DAYS of tis caNa-
isIH and when men wore per1wtgs and
Nnickers had tsIe hammer welded more
derrsiy On their work than they them-
selves had ever swung Il No doubt in a
rlrlrs generation the statues OF our great
men VINO seem 10 bs wearing sTnvspipes
Eur trousers viii be regarded as neat and
Guueiy works OF art Maybe.
They had a whuie hail crowded vita
these starlIa-y freaks * Washington. and
sven r.la 5R1irur vino is paid ID dO il. Is
af-aid u go IN there Ildns II night. Ear
tsE- NJ laughing himself To death without
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27
Stories About Children.

One day II-lnH Margie was standing al
the Window when II began 10 hail
"oh. lnnk. HHn1mu.'' she exclaimed 'Irs
raining pills.
Paua--I hear vun were Dad girl tniaV
FiuHsie. and mamma mad % SPANK YOU
Little FlosHie-I WASH bad, but I got
5DanRsd S3uat ths sa-ua. don't see what
you ever married = school teacher for
anyway.
small I0hnuy-Namma- 7 can tell a lie.
Z u0ok a Biece Gf PIE rum tnH pantry and
gave II % a pour little boy whn vas nearly
srarvstL
lzfanma,-rhst's right dear and lid the
poor Htrle asEaw ear IL
small JdhnnEs-You Ber I did
The Sunday school taaehsr had tuar sx-
planned 10 ths Juvenile class thar the first
parents were made rom duau
Vow, Edgar she said To a bright Hrtls
fellow can y0u tell me- VINO ths FIRST
man wasr
''Esnry Clay" was the prompt reply.
Johnny" said tins teacher here Is 4
book. Now stand up straight and sing ukF
a little man
The sung was Nearer. NJ Cod" n,
snoner mai me school commenced % sim
tiian a nrria gtrf waved nsr hand tran
Ideally. stopping uie singing. Cns rsEchei
inquired r1e cAuHe
Please. ueaciIsr 7 think Johnny VII
set neRr4r II No whistles"
u was litlis FloHaiss FIRST day az school
Ter unma hHd hssn rsEisrsrad ana N
IsEclnr ASKED -EAEs you any hr1Ihers d
aiHIer8F''
Yes. ma am" answensd Fi0asie.
An Yuu ms oldest nne az uaH 1zmilgT''
"Oh. an. mAtHm," nszurnsd FloAaia. p;
and mas 9ofn 1idara me-
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27

vuu carefully as I la<-aed. Vow will
tell you honestly wnnr I mink If YOU II
you were three inches taller I would advise
YOU % become an ACTOR As IL is. 7 must
sureiv advise you 40 s1msrhing else %
AMI SO Fighting Bon" EEFOIlstre De-
came iHEysr instead Gf an actor Ee Is
50 shurt that hs Is sometimes called Little
B0h.' when when ne Ia In actiun in u1e
senate he looks big snGugn- Al M the
dramatic effect which he would have put
INTO tla sDeeches Of DtsieIln had the ueaGler
dsridsd the ether way, ne puts into a
speech On the ruar OF the sonata Aldrtcn
and others Of rhR regulars have cume 10
knuw that he is 4 dangerous man 10 unuch
in dehara. WIrals-Irzmr1u 1auensitY he
Inallss. ar them ana Iaah,s them without
meruy-
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27
Items Of Interest to the Women Folk

Flat-sr him, usIsr him, and be carafII nut
"a make him jealous.
jealousy, Though an excellent thing fnr a
lover iH a vsrT bad thing Tor a husband.
One ming you must 1udersTand-ir Is
very occasional mHn who cares 70 bs burn-
cred Win his wifa -ruuhias- Ii NAV zsz-
peur yUu 20 hear and share al MIS- nut ne
iOulEs Cor nothing but Brightness and jiiV
t-um YOU Il vests with yourself whether
you think IL worth while 70 hunur aim or
uuL Only, II yuu 10 not give him the cow
ISOLATION ne wants ne viii so elHHWhera tor
H. Once lose him IN tIis way and yuu mav
consider him insr forever No mHn likes
u see ms wife inGiliuE unity OF 1ruHs or
miserable; there ma nave been many
things to makz you So BuU al mo trivial
10 explain % him The wife whu wants To
keen her husbana's love must make IN her
mind 20 wgrx Eur ir--W amHu's Life
Az a 11milv We have newer Eune IN Cor
huhbiss. and IL has been a g-sar miss N
our lives remarked a middle aged woman
the other DAY when We we're chiIdrsn
they were called uauiHa. and wera alJvHys
discouraged. Mother would say 10 Tom
7 wish YOU would not bring hnms any
nura hur1srfliss- rhey aniy harb0r dust
and scent your bsefru0m with napnrlalene
Anuuher brother was very kesn On n1sails
+ 'Tuu viii become one Yourself said fHd
Throw the siilv things away and 90 and
I play 11nC hall SksJciIiuE i was tuId VA
waste af time. Far better learn "a Kuii
ar % do sometniug usefuL As n uns
-nuld spend ones whuie ufs haing useful
ny sister vas very kaen IN aaury work
she came hack from schuuI versad II
sveFT KIND of embroidery. You miEn
have thought uhar murnEr would De pral,
M her beautiful Wurk. 5ur IN sssmed ON,
20 alnuy her- I wish you would Ieagl
yuHr Everlasting stitching and go and nus
ne drawing nu0m. EaW Fun can do en-
1raiasry Whsn Iils avn wants 5WsuDina
sssnsfaing 7 saz's understand. AID 50 an
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27
Pointed Paragraphs.

Eupe is an eznsilenr thing Ia have. bun
II u one df me Things a pHEuhruAer viii
mt advances anything an.
Many a man falis 20 make guud because
he spends most N ais time irving u prove
tnaE luck is against nim.--hicaIu News
The Things thar never happen cause ua
more worry uian the real vexatiOnH rha=
cuus along dHy by day
II yuu wann ~ make a man pseviHf ga
INTO his OFFICES ami stand over him while hs
works He NAV n0r swear, nut be viii
iced Ike doing 50.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27

or dessert On r1e Sole. Is ready IA smoke
one N Euur1eis chg cigars and listen Co
Bourne uaaite ais speech ON rne initiative
and rafersasfum.
This cadfiHtr dinner Is founded flalSsd
Esh w1irn f1rms ths base 1f the piarsflIl
wfifCn satisfies. ths senHruriai appetite
On mp OF mrs countiari0n IL piled new
peas. new puratges. heeta. and any 1tilsr
Vegetables. rhs ssnaEors ask fnr Over il
All to psurs.i a gravy wnicn the Bourne
cnsf alone can maize. rhsn me senanGr
can mix this all up or hs can eat it with
auu mixinE.
The cigars which riie host passes around
at the cinse ar the meal cDsr "A cents each
wls=R .l1oURsir--ln biE iOts~ LIE has a few
bGzes uf srnUzes fur rare ocuAHunH. tls
cigars costing each round silver 9uilHr.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27

when "a AllallIs hLndE a zunisor whiGa
4epznds on circumstances. 5ut 4 1sW gan
sEli rules mAg be evan.
When a lEn 70 .ntroducsd 20 a lady 4he
tUes not slElza hands VIM him unless ie
- distinguished or graz aeal older raAa
herseiE II ne a t1a husband ar br1r1ar
az ne lzzfT maAlins tlis nrrudnGt1on q b.
nAliIrai - nscEira am curdlaily BY ahHa-
Ne . a nere acgIl1aln1ancM
a nn-taH. aaaalid aa4Es hAndn VITA al
- Uknsla wa zuma u anss amann. nara az
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27

Motor hnnnsts can be drierad % match
auto enAEs money Ia M confederation
However. the costume df Gaar and bGnnat
may be safely attempted BY the home
drsssmHksr
The pattern selected Tor ciIe cnHc should
be loose model allowing plenty OF rom
and giving prutecIiun % tina gown worn
1snaa1h. II should also bur-Dn cIusa %
tils rhruaC. hUr At uils same Ems allow 1f
being made 50 il can be thrown DaciE II
necessary
The bonnet Is arranged win ulrea uIUKs
lsst N around me face. the bag IKE CROWN
drawn IN Ar uls ears and held down with
ribhun ruHsrues- The ties start rum under
ttIs rnserzeE
The marked down sales occur 50 early
tins year rlar Ir is possible 90 take adj
vantage OF them berlre guing away ON
I vacation
Z WIN would not add % tas trunk a pretty
I up-t0-iars silk fr8ck when II can be BoughI
As law ga an equally attractive dne
l IN daiurv lingerie At less than 3.
I Those VIM have delayed huying a linen
suir viii profit Nv me delay. tur $40 and
I g. suits ara now marked low ia.
EErremsiy DrarrT and nsar lnuking huuHs
tracks, IN q variety OF fabriCs and trim
. mlngs ara % De secured at rhs low priGs
az E-sa
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27

their arrival and dsparrurs- W1men do
not snalEs hands when introduced % sacn
Itlsr, hur merely 0uw. When. however. a
y0uRg Sri u prssenrsd by a tE1snd 70 a
married woman the Iatrsr generally 5halies
hands wirh her 8ur me gsri should nut
MAKE tins EIdt aivancs
Men shake hands when introduced % each
other expression Of s00d viii
WhEn leaving an entertainments SAYS
Hume Notes. a man snAkss hands win
ms hostess. and ne may dn 50 win any
friends VIM ara near but ae should nur. of
lnursa. 90 abUur shaESins hands ;aneraIlv
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27

InE1l she threw away hsr needle and silks
as I had discarded my paint brushes, IN
despair. and touched them again.
Vow wa ara f0ur middle aged paupie ir-
ing uoBetler and unuHa hobbies. II we haG
only cultivated them, would De an ahs0-
lura boon To Us. But it ID tao Iara sither
-n take them I'D again or 70 find new ones.
We spend duiI. uniureresting lives. and in
our leisure mumeuts We sir with hands BE-
fdrs us, doing antsiinE. We have nurhint;
particular 10 draE DsapIe u uE-au interest
in common with others Us form a bond 1f
sympathy between ua A-uund IA are
friends. yuuug ara Old. sach WITH a hubby
OF some kind One rahes suaD-shnts' and
ms the constant excitement OF devel0ping
Gins dr piIrea A commonplace person.
nevertheless he attracts an adruiriug
tfrunE ahuur him The stamp collecting
af another proves huTh fascinating and
lucrative. A rmrf ia devoted 10 music and
aErAnEes al the local concerts. being dufta
persunaIe On This accnuut In short
everybody gues IN Tor something except
ourselves. And ubar is why everyone IL
happier tiiHn are We the middle Aged
WumHn concluded sadly Hume N0Ees.
Light velvets ara cieansd nv gently rub
bling with a flannel previously dipped in
DG-ac-in, Or II the material A0ilsd in
spars only. by running with a little burrer
when rns wrong side requires drawing Jvea
a hot iron IN order 10 rziHa rhs Pile: ar
rhsy may be cleaned BY brushing over WITH
earn E0ur until ths soils aTs usmuved =
I WomHu's Lie.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27
ALONG
WASHINGTON BYWAYS

BUT these are nut pzss-d a-nund To ths
-egular 1uar-ifrs.
But the Bourne cigar Pill tur ne ysar
adds up $50. and -iar Is tiis senatorial
EalarT-
When SENATOR Bob LAFoilsrrs was a
STUDENT az r.le University uf wisconsin.
ne won great ranuwn as an ur1rnr- Es
captured the stats prize and WIS feclarssl
winner in rha inrsrsrare cuurssr and rhe
subject NJ his 1r71riun was lingo"
The future iuHurrurr always had a de-
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27

Fhera.- nothing In WGaniuatnu Ike a
BaurrTH dinner Asserting tn me senatorial
BDar-fera az tire Bourne dur1iriie. and there
Rrs a lot N ciIssa Baar-fers. rifey look 6or
tnsr invitation 90 dinner abuur fnur umss
a vs-A as regiilErir ~ tnsv louk Cur me
pay -tecA-
Senatur BnuruR " OreEun lH az ne
hssr spsnitsra tftnr sUer sr-1rx Warrington.
and he lfzas % hive his dear friends
Gru1Iad htm- why. he spends hfs senatorial
salary eacn TsHr Tar unEurg and tubacra
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27
The Spreading Chestnut Tree

an al1tarnubfle cama whining through
small town ana howied prominent
resident Among tiiase VIM saw rte acct
fsnr and were sxuitsd BY Il a young
physician just beginning praCriGe-
"A tucturl A durrur.'' he cried. Some
Indy run n1r n pnysiuiau-''
Hnw about YOURSELF sugHested an
acuuHintancs VIM hnupsneu 10 ba ar uIe
scene.
'.sAlra ENOUGH saia the yuung pracri-
tinner; 81 never Thought af that"
''F1r muarsriy rstrsats." explained
british officer Ia Al American. I'VE have
a nsw generals equnls Ia Butler On several
aGcasiuns NJ has made retreat without
losing al af-frsr. a man. a gun. or 4 Gag.
-C1r a mfnura an1iad the American.
An dfrlciaL df one N the big telegraph
rurnpHnies had taken his seat after making
a1ler-dinner spe@rii. when one NJ the
diners said his nafgtibGr at me table
'Esrstry- sBod. WISH Z it,
Rather, put I can't say T Like ms de-
livery; rs too siuW-
sun Nss mist remember tiIar he began
Win rfs uunpang as messenger boy
A uiEhr clerk IN a hutal sat duEinE at hts
dssif at ab1ur a m. when a N
evening cinrhez came IN as II lRbnr1uusly
wing y walk 4 crack. and said
I'm EsfSzIson, sey 10 room ~
The guest disappeared N the diraCriun al
his rsanE. aisht an. IN a few minutes
a mRn IN his shirt sleeves. with a flHEransd
silk mas the siue az MS hnHu. anu win
one zhue IN taOr and rie arHsr IN his
hand. came IN and said 10 uae cisrK-
TN FarshGn, KEY tB fur-Ear-'
IL Ferguson Just IuniI MS aey and went
an
NJ Ferschun iusr Cell aut winIiuw n
.srt sew inside Alndly femme have
'authur
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27
Dyspsptic Philosophy.

Blessed Is me uelcemalfsr, especially IN
-ae sSes 81 tina faIlnW WIN q EafEsng r1s
worst u ne agiL
II "a. allnuE1 As saay 10 MAKE a Cool Of
mes SELF 20 advise others not 10.
Money burns a Iule IN a mans pouket.
and IN woman s--er'-husnerv-
1omsiy girts ara C,elusutv clever nur
uosE s1r.s prsfsr lur 70 as clever ~ tle
nr-cs.
II d1.aH,t rsauirs any Hun 10 go IN the
duwn grade.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27

Every mans aaimnax Is ms GaideIi Nile
sfuue.
Is ri,s central paiHr cram winch he meas
ursa
EVasw distance
rhraHsa uie Earsways az ths w1rad around
MIN
EAgpy = 40 whum uaitnar wszltn nor
fashion.
Nm mo mAr-h az rhs anurzAehing CITY
Driven exile
Frum tis heAr-h ~ his bsl1Vsd humszuaAa.
-Eniue chIIr.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27

rhs tact thar your husband is y0ur hus-
band Dies not mean lllHr his love viii be
always yuurz You Iid your BEST D please
and 1ascinare aim bsf0rs yau wsrs- mar
rsd- Tou Head % hs even murs fascinating
ana pleasing INV And whE2 You did not
nelang % him 1efure. now You 40.
II II mans aau1rs 70 be always in pur-
suit nj something riersfone. II ydu WISH
a. keap hia love. Tou must keeu an his n
tsrssr in tna shaze- Never ler ann nael riiat
he mas aGrlHIIy eaprursd you FiIrr win
him. usase hin when Ne II IN u1e prupar
mead tar it3. Aa1p 40 taa ramAnGs a. long
- pnnGhia ana 4uz's Ens suznmunuiAcn.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27
EVeryb0dy's
MnGaxfne.

wife 70 tramp AZ her door NOW whax
ara you going % do with it,
We'll. mum" replied the hungry man.
-'if I buy a ruurlnE car. I snMu't have
enough EFF % pay my chauffeur; II pur-
chase a steam y8ciIr uleEs won't BIZ enough
left 10 defray the COST Of manning her. 50
I guess mum. III get a schUuner anu
handle Il my SELF
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27

VIVA purgnss nigh and cuurzzgs hianr
var an SHAME ~ Wase,
auEugWif9I8 . e1E,1Fa Pruaiauuf
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27

When washing mercarizsd lawn 1i0usaH
instead ~ sEgiIlinH tn cisAn water swin in
a siiEnuy suapy water, TO which add ah0ur
a tablespoonful ar less Of dry sEaruh. and
arter sgue-Eins aur a. much warsr as Dns-
SHE. mil up very dignity IN a dean clnra
cave 1ur few hnurs. and r1en Ir1n. The
-ssait VIII he almGEt s.IaAl % asw material
-Waman's Ira
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27

A tramp VINO seemed % De IN a starving
cnnditian asked fur tuod ar rhe Kitchen Of
a hume IN CaIIfuruia-
T1u nllss fish asked rls Chtnee couiI
sure, replied uhe tramp eagerly
Al lite, cums aIuuud FiidaY"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27

'EEsss-s =alsI.al, uaid a thrifty huuse-
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27

We were waiting fur rflR sievarur 70
come down, said a commercial traveller.
after discussing the probability NJ an
asrupianes crossing the Atlantic within a
year. when. iuHr rtie cage was ah0ur To
ascend ane az the party said TN bet
tan thousand dollars thar Il won be dune
anu the elevator hoy unulS aim NJ.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27

Acter spending An evening with cunvivaI
friends. the head OF ghe family enrerad the
house as quietly as ne could Uurued IN
TIE reading iEhr IN ms library, ami settled
himself II perIHing a massive, IeHttlsr-
51und volums. Presently his wife snrsred
me room. as ne knew she would and
Essited what he doing.
OH" hs replied. 4 didn't feel uke
turning IN when I drst came hume and
I've 5esn reading some rdEurfts pasaHgcs
-om LiiE sterling old work.
We'll said mis- wife. IFS getting laua
nav, shut up the vaIise and came ID bed.
Two young lovers N a sond-nighr en-
brace N the entrances hail wers surprised
1y the girls elder sister coming m.
We We're seeing which II the taller" the
yaung man explained in some cuuftlsiun.
You ara abuur TEN inehes taller than
Edith" said me sister and she n az least
ren shades rstfder than YOU"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27

One GAy I1AiI Margie was standing AT
the Window when IL began uu hail
''Ch lunk. mamma" she exclaimed 'Ir 5
r-ztrYfr1- niliss's
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-27

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