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The Press., 1910-09-07
ONE BIG FOOL.
But He Doesn't Live in Staff.
 ford Nor Read The Press.

A man in Connecticut gave a doc. tor, Q specialist in oatarrh, $50 to cure him of this common yet most ob- noxious disease.
 The specialist gave him a bottle of medicine and told him when and how to use it.
 The fool took the medicine home. took one dose, put 1t on a shelf and made no osfurther effort to follow in- structiOns
 Three months later. with the medi. cine still on the shelf, he sold a friend that the specialist was a fake 1; that he had paid him $50 and still had catarrh as bad as ever.
 This story is told for a purpose. HYOMEI (pronounce 1t High-o-me) won't cure Catarrh if you don t breathe it; it will cure oatarrh if you breathe 1t regularly. Furthermore, you don't need to give Catarrh specialist $50 to cure you of catarrh. for the speciaIist is yet to be born who can write better prescrip. tlon than HYOMEI.
 Anders Jacobsen and druggists everywhere guarantee HYOMEI to cure satarrh or money back. A complete outfit which consists of a bottle of HYOMEI, . hard rubber in- haler and simple instructions for use costs only $1 co Separate bottles of HYOMEI, if afterwards needed, cost but 50 cents. If you already own a HYOMEI inhaler you can get . bottle of HYOMEI at finders Jacobaen's for 50 cents. No stomach dosing just breathe 1t.
The Press., 1910-09-07
Ways of the AIIlqator.

Late one afternoon, when the lagoon was aglOw with the wonderful copper hues of a Papuan sunset, some one pointed out to me long dark streak moving swiftly across the water POO or 300 yards away. and in the streak just the slightest speck of black. It was an alligator at last!
 ''Now you see why you can't go swimming in the lagoon,'' ! was told. 'sThey are worse than sharks. They don't show themselves and give yOn . chance. They just come down un- derneath you and pull you down. and that's all you or any one else knows about 1t. They don't eat you at once. only hold you under the water until you are drowned or half pulled to pieces and then store you away some where under hank or In a hole till you are high enough to be savory- just as you would do with a pheasant. you know. He's a knowing beggar, the alligator The shark isn't in 1t with him for brains and savvy. y.'--Wide World Magazine.
The Press., 1910-09-07
HOME NEWS.
STAFFORD SPRINGS.

STAMFORD SPRINGS.
 Miss Alice Abel has returned to her school duties at Danielson.
 Miss Ellor1 Mix was at home from Storrs college over Labor day.
 Miss Eva Mercy has returned from a visit with Manchester friends.
 Mrs. E. T. Russell has returned from a business trip to New York.
 Walter S,ott of Woonsocket, R. I. i, was in town over Sunday and Labor day.
 Miss Christine Ohap pman of Spring field has been a guest of Miss Ethel Moore.
 Thomas Johnson of Uxbridge, Mass visited his uncle. s. F. Clark, Labor day.
 Mrs. Joseph Holden of Madison. Me. is visiting her brother, g. F. Clark. this week
 Miss Ethel Charter and Miss Blanche Soule hava entered the New Britain normal school.
 Rev Raymond Olapp and family of New Haven movsd into the Oongre- gational parsonage Monday.
 Mrs. J. H. Valentine and daughter, ElinoF, are at home from Boston, where they have been for ten days
 Miss Bertha Witt. after a vacation, has resumed wolk in the office of the Allen Rubber company, Springfield.
 Mr. and Mrs. Fred Wildey and daughter, Harriet, are spending two weeks at Silver Lake. Franklin. vE.
 Mrs .Oscar Ladish and two children of Methuen. Mass have bsen visiting for few days with Ms Augusta Ladish.
 Miss Grace Harwood, who has spent the past two weeks at Blanford and Dalton, Mass. began her fall work at the Rockville high school yesterday.
 The aqueduct company has a notice in another column that delinquents in their water rent must pay before October 1st in order to avoid having their service cut off
 Bert M. Hunt, a former resident, accompanied by his wife. of Buffalo, has been spending few days in town as 8 guest of his sister, Mrs. Joseph Bolieau Mir. Hunt, with a partner, carries on an extensive business in Buffalo in the manufat ture of stand ard fire doors and elevator gates.
 Because of severe storm last Satur- day afternoon. the general good time planned for the Golf club was pest poned. Next Saturday 'busses will leave Grant avenue at ? and 30 p m.. weather permitting. Misses So- phie Brown. Mary New ton and Mabel Meyers will have charge of the re- treatments.
 Arthur J. Melbourne, who has made a number of long walks this summer, took his longest tramp last Thursday, when he walked from here to Belcher- town and return. a distance of 53 miles. The next two longest trips he has made in a single day were to Willimantlc and return, 40 miles, and Springfield and return, 42 miles.
 Lawrence, Mass papers express much feeling for Mr.. and Mrs. John W. Speed in the loss of their promis ing young son, Clarence aged IA years, whose audden death occurred. while Mrs. Speed was visiting here, their former home. Their only daughter. Helen, died soon after their removal from here, about three years ago. so only Fred, the second son, is left to the sadly bereaved parents, to whom Stafford friends extend deep sympathy.
The Press., 1910-09-07
LUMBER.

Shingle. Paroid. Neponset and Amatite Rooflngs We keep everything in the roofing line. and will sell anything that Is wanted in this market as low as 1t can be fouud in any other market
The Press., 1910-09-07
An Offce Enaaaernent.

One of Washipgton's giIded young men came rapidly down the steps of. his house half an hour after noon the other day.
 What's the rushg'' asked a friend
 "Oh. I've got to hurry down to the office or won't get there in time to go out for lunch" Saturday Evening Post
The Press., 1910-09-07
A Miatake somawhare.

''Is 1t true, Miss Gertie,' he said, ''that there are just two things a wO- man will jump at-a conclusion and mouse?''
 ''No." she answered; ''there is a third, MT. Philip"
 After thinking the matter over few moments he tremblingly made her an offer, but she didn't jump at it. He was not the right man.
The Press., 1910-09-07
r,.,o Mar

A feeble man can see the farms that are fenced and titled. the houses that are built. The strong man sees the possible houses and farms. His eye makes estates as fast as the sun breeds clouds, Emerson.
The Press., 1910-09-07
COAL

Made it's first advance July lst of twenty
 five cents per ton. Please take notice 'hat the second rise Of twen' y-five cents per ton will be made on the 1st of Sep temser. and govern yourself accordingly. We shall he prepared with stock 10 fill all orders that may come. Our terms are cash, and we make the price accordingly.
The Press., 1910-09-07
The Hin lointa.

The cup and ball socket and the air tlght valve were first used ln the hu- man body If our hip joints and arms were not provided with air tight sock cts we should get too tired to continue our work for any length of time in just holding these limbs together by muscles It is the pressure of the air which holds them in place, and thus all physical effort is avoided In the various air tight joints and sockets found in the human body one may find nearly all the mechanical principles tn- volved in the air brake or the use of compressed air for thousand differ ent things. Some may aver that na- ture did not discover ball bearings, a mechanical device which has revOlu- tionized the vehicuIar world But the principle is almost developed in the ball of the leg bone and the socket of the hip. which are made so smooth and are so we'll oiled that they slide back ward and forward with practical ly no friction.
The Press., 1910-09-07

Dyspepsia Is Americas curse. Bur- dock Blood Bitters conquers dyspepsia every time. It drives out impurities, tones the stomach, restores perfect di gestion, normal weight and good health.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-21
IlguH 6ebal Cn9fJheP aL5U

|.IHI N'I TOD I'''I'fA' hAN' p
NJ YARsAW. May S.-Rathcr an
N.Y. original scheme has been
Wv adopted by the Warsaw
Operate Singers who have
formed themselves into "a cooperative
society and are running the season
without the help of a business manager
or ana imprcsaro; without any capital
beyond their own brains. and, vhot Us
straucest of am. have made 1t pay.
when the philharmonic Society rclln-
quishod the opera az the end OF last
season. the Warsaw Actors club was
confronted with the dih Guilty of pro-
yidinr for its poorer members. The
soIoIstr arc unable to get worl, for
themselves. but tho members "f the
orchestra and the choruses, t1 SOY
nothing of the ballet. were threat ned
with starvation. as there was mo- pos
slblc employment for them Then 1t
,aa that Henry DzicvulsK president
of the club. the Serge MctaNian, who
took part in last years opera came
forward with scheme Tor saving the
utle army of cmploycs. An the sing
cr- who had worked In Warsaw dur
ing the past season were called upon
10 come 90 the rescue of their poorer
COLLEAGUES. a meeting was held and
Cooperative operate company
formed. All the personnel. from the
first tenor % the call boy belonged
TO it,. and as it, has paid very well it
may be- of interest 90 give "a short re-
sumo Of the lines uuou which 10 is
worked,
Two great arguments tnJ- ,hc presi-
dent ana managing director use boz its
favor arc. that 10 does away with tho
profits of au imprgsario, thus putting
money which used Co go into his pock-
cts into those OF the artists, and that %
can De worked on FAR more economical
lines As win Doe seen there 8, mo- oau-
ger OF the local star getting FUN salary
boz O. bad season aud the chorus gIrls
going without Every member of the
opera gains or loses 900 proportion Go
his or her salary.
EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE.
THE executive committee upon
which the whole burden Of RESPONSE
bUity rests. tu.sIHIs of two members.
elected by open vote. and cuWrrIaps
the leading bJrit1nHs. "a bass. tlD stage
manager and DE ~Grlo" director uf t1'
orchestra. Iu addition t0 those. there
i- thp president. Henry Dl.uuI-kI 90
LAWYER who has been UI.-'3uu- H' tUU
Actors club Since itF foundation -.N-
cral NoHT- ago a lawyer alFI."
absolutely necessary iu 90 society %
this Kind. where squIhh'HF ami uIr-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-21

~ ERLlN, May lV'-peilhoiN -
IL laughing over a funny story h'-
vented by "a Munich humorst
grim and significant story in
its way.
kaiser Wilhelm runs the tale
reviewed his vcll-drilled legions on
Tcmplchof field. and exhortcd them 10
be true TO their oaths. ana shoot at
sight all foes of social order and public
peace.
As ne finished this eNhortation, a
snuous black procession denlcd down
am adjacent road It was Uniform
less and unarmcd but it trampcd for
ward steadily with more than martial
discipline and at a. single cry ct CONF
mand changed formation, dapioyed,
and I'm serricd masses advanced as IL
His majcsty's soldier eye fixed the
marninccntly-drillcd host Who arc
these splendid fellows he asked.
Your maiesty's faithful Socialists.
said the aide-de-camp. on Their way
10 a meeting OF protest
with such wou-drilled men 7
could conquer the world said the kali
hc al once ordered his soldiers To give
up their rifles and knapsacks TO the So-
ciaHsts His majesty thereafter ad-
dressed 10 the socialist battallions
some words of praise FOR their magnifl-
cent discipline. and pointing to ms own
disarmcd army said contemptuously:
Keep those rowdy fellows m or
der'"
HUGE UNOFFICIAL ARMY.
This parable was written TO illustrate
the fact that the best-drlled force IN
Europe today is mo- longer the over
praised German army, but the Ions
dcspiscd German Social Democracy.
II recalls the prophetic words which
Mismarck uttered a quarter Of "a cen-
fury ago. when asked why b" per-e-
cuted Socialists who were among the
most orderly CitizCns.' the IRON cham
ccllor answered. ut is their order ]
dislike The result ~ quarter OF "a
century OF further order and organlzu-
tiou is that Germany has today Am un-
official army rcsolutcly opposed to nc
state and numbering like the official
army some three millions NJ mon, near
~ an either young or In the prime ~
life Two rival government systems
exercise Joint domination between
the Rhine and tho Nistula on ono
hand are e. kaiser. chancellor,
dominant class Of conservative land
owners muumcrablo policemen, and an
armed force. on the other hand, tho
great prolctarian state 81 Social Dem
ocracy with it's own system OF internal
administration. rs own voluntary po-
lice. and It's own vast armlcss army.
Both of these rival systems stand at
"a height ~ efficiency uncxampled olse-
whore in Europe. and they are engaged
I'm q death struggle which must at some
future time lead 10 the complete eX-
tinction Of one or the other or both.
The Social Democrats 81 Berlin have
shown twice within the last month that
they can accomplish with ease feats Of
organization and strategy which would
mt "a strain on the whole machinery Or
government Of any European state.
Their first achievement was strategical
Thev announced that In defiance OF an
official prohibition they would assem-
BILE a quarter Of a million men in Trep-
tow park Boz southeast Berlin ms a pro-
test against the re0ctionary prussian
franchise law Policemen. an special
~ armed, TO the number Of 5000, turned
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-21

Special respoudcnccO
7 ONION, May During the year
that has passed IL is said that
Il Sargent must have declined in
commissions from American and
British society women at least $4,000.
One Of the finest advertisements pos
sbe for any ambitious society dame
Is to have her picture painted by Sar-
gent There are many reasons for
this Everyone knows that his prices
tre enormous and that he will only
PAINT those who appeal TO him from an
Artistic view point Many plain
woman has he Welcomed because her
s9e gave him an opportunity to ex-
Press IN that amazing manner Of his
some popularity Of her mental. rather
man her physical characteristics. sar-
GENT has never hasN anown 20 make
portrait NJ feather-b Drained woman.
however beautiful she might be. lie
f's declined both herself and her
,l''S ant by so doing gladdened the
'.'is OF many great academiclan
e'' has welcomed both with open
ANS
'"1 no" The story goes hat he has
even up fashionable portraiture for
~ um' The fact that there is not a
Dse instance OF this kind OF work
..0m 0ls brush on the walls Of this
~ academy goes TO prove the trutb
:, UA statement Sargent is a man
moods In him the artistic tenn
lament which certain people rightly
wrongly define as bad temper is
e@ s'' emphatically expressed than I'm
80, W MS profession. At AN events
makes a point OF pleasing bir,so,,
nv 'nan any other living artist. ne
''' I'D long before he was famous
SAMPLE CASE.
,a. ',@ Tine to time some of his
,a''ny clients have annovcd hin, -
tltsls ,'s suon Sargent will have ms
rgr f,n' ,s7ea 10 please him. tbov
D H. nls Instructions absolute
fac, hoy fond OF painting Jewels
totI,. winch has been "a hone - ao,,
me Ar, lN'en him and more ma,
hlign,,,,' mlllion8ircss ono lsJ,.
eBbe5 'ly protested because b, I
q gems i'i"' her in a gorgeous crown
~ G,ought It expressly 3, b,,. q. D..
m LUZ She tearfuUv exoIai,,,, o."
q H. ol wish. replied tho sn,o',,.
sBSg 'lalo. ~ win make s,,,.ii.,
,ss ~ tne tiara on sapor. T.. .'.. '.' D
O. f,r ~. j cannot allow yo,, ~ ,,., -
Ne 4. would have 10 be tr.,,.', 'al
ana yonoh detre Of the picturo as
lhcoo personality taking scce ia
nan ,.'' y. Mr. SARGENT has ros,,..,
rsv,-.. we commissions tb,t -. ~
ssnsd h,. - he is said not ~ ba, ~ 1''s'
QUO -. income lie rooct,,a.
na'yro i0r his evGuieit, strs,llpu .,
f. ma fancy pictures So oi
s-.r VOW mon who pasgcs' M. ~,
business caru-iros '''n
ITE For AN INFANT
~ iv MORN rorb.s a..
Zones ami Counte-s - Jly'''r
baF o.,,. Not four months aiS 5''',iu o.,
J0ops ". lying 0n entir. US
Lane 9 dorchester Houso on
Iar'bt wrr, w. 'er ladyship while bgr
WAnhv ~, %5'.oad This suite Nj
aeHgbtfgl of ~ turned into the mn -
tbst v.b,, ~ nurseries some tr,,,o llloHt
lion a. N,I own small gr,n,i... lto 80
h,r be- could I b Wards son. visito5
taken FOR 'otn.ngs Instead OF holm,
drives Lady Mt MORN PIE. or carriage
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-21

Especial Corrcsp ondcncc1
/. ERLIN. May 10.--GermanN Is
laughing over a funny story m-
vented by a Munich humorisI
grim and significant story in
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-21

Medium Through Which He Reach.
6 Prosperous Homes.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-21

The Social-Democratl leaders CONF
pare the second demonstration when
no police were In sight with the first.
when the police kept order" ana
scores Of men and women We're ridden
The Jasper news., 1910-10-20
BARTON co. FARMERS
MAY LOSE LANDS.
Sued by Heirs of Man Who Died
Thirty-Eight Years Ago.

About thirty of the heirs of the
late Green Moore are bringing suit
against various land owners in
Barton and Vernon counties.
Those against whom the suits are
directed are ]. M. Crouch, of Shell
don; VIM. A. McNary, of Union
township; w. A. Cooper, of Union
Jas. 2. Jester, of Union; and Thos.
c. Chapman, of Union. testers
land in question is hundred and
sixty acres, McNary's is like
amount, Couch has hundred and
sixty involved, Cooper has two
hundred acres and Chapman hun
dred and twenty.
1t is set up in the petition that
Green Moore, who departed this
life in Green county, Georgia, in
July 1879, was half owner of
these lands, along with Chas. A.
Davis That he nor his heirs new
er decided his interests away and
that therefore the parties above
named can only have a title to a
one half interest in their lands.
The attorneys for the thirty odd
heirs are Hon. John 7. Sturgis, of
Neosho, and Messrs. Jas B. Park
and H. G. Geyer. These suits will
mean series of fierce legal bat
ties in the local court, as all Of
this land is now valuable.-Lamar
Democrat.
The Jasper news., 1910-10-20
Order of Publication.
Daisy C. Seifert, Plaintiff,
versus


versus
Charles G. Seifert, Defendant.
In the Circuit Court of Jasper
County, Missouri, at Carthage In
Vacation, October sth, 1910.
Now at this day comes the
Plaintiff inthe above entitled cause,
by Attorney M. R. Lively, before
the undersigned Clerk of the Cir
cult Court of Jasper County, Mis-
souri,, in vacation. and files her pc
tition and affidavit, stating among
other things that the Defendant,
Charles G. Seifert, is nonresident
of the State of Missouri, and can
not be served with the ordinary
process of law in this state. 1t is
therefore ordered by said Clerk.
in vacation, that publication be
made, notifying the said Defend
ant that suit has been commenced
against him in the Circuit Court of
Jasper County, Missouri, at Car
thage, the object and general ma
ture of which is to obtain a decree
of divorce from the bonds of mat
The Jasper news., 1910-10-20

rimony heretofore contracted, en-
tered into and existing by and be-
tween the plaintiff and the defend
ant, onthe grounds of non-support,
neglect and abuse, and that unless
said Defendant be and appear at
the next term of the said Court, to
commence and be holden at Car
thage, in said county, on the third
Monday in November, 1910, and
and answer or demur to the Plain
tiff's petition, on or before the
third day of said term. Gf the term
shall so long continue, and if not,
then before the end of the term)
the same will be taken as confessed.
1t is further ordered that
copy hereof be published at least
once week, for four weeks sue
,cessivelv, the last insertion to be
at least fifteen days before the first
day of said term, in the Jasper
News, newspaper published in
said county, and designated by the
Plaintiff, with the approval of the
Clerk, as most likely to give no.
tice to said Defendant
A true copy. Attest:
A. F. CARMEAN, Clerk.
BY Jas M. Burke, D. c.
MR.. Lively, Attorney for Plaintiff.
1st insertion Oct. 13, 1910.
The Jasper news., 1910-10-20
TIE He1sa@ Store
H. f. PITTS.

Up-to-date laundry cleaning.
dyeing, and pressing. Del Beam,
agt.
The Lamar fair attracted good
many Jasperites to the Barton
county capital last week, Nearly
everyone that attended from here
says the fair was good one and
it seems to be the general opinion
that it will be a regular annual
event hereafter. Barton county
has had no fair for many years.
Buy your school tablets at
Schooler's. All kinds on hand.
John Cozatt has on exhibition
down at his store a corn stalk that
isn't bad travesty on T. RS big
stick. The corn stalk measures 7
inches in circumference at a point
midway between the second and
third joints. 1t was raised by J..
N. Hatcher, 4 miles northwest of
town. Mr. Hatcher brought in
only the lower ten joints of the
stalk, so we don't know how tall
it was originally.
Schooler's for paints, oils and
lead.
Missouri still has fast hold on
the little of Poultry Queen of the
Union" having in the year 1909
placed on the market poultry, eggs
and feathers to the value of
$4s,oo3,6s5. Anyhow, this is the
announcement made by Labor
Commissioner ]. c. A. Hitler in the
1910 Red Book of the Bureau of
Labor Statistics. which will be
ready for distribution some time in
November.
The Jasper news., 1910-10-20
Personal and Local
Pitts the Paint Man.


J. R. Wheat wants to buy your
cream. ,-
4 FouND-Package, of glass lubri-
eating cups. o.yfer can have
same by paying for this notice.
Call at Pitts drug store.
Up-to-date laundry, cleaning,
dyeing and pressing. Del Beam,
agt. 5-12
Walter Dodd shipped one of his
fine young Orpington cockerels to a
Fond-du-lac, Wis, poultry fancier
last Saturday, which set the said
fancier back about $40. Walt is
having about all he can do to sup
| ply the demand for his fine chick
ems.
Buy your school tablets at
Schooler's. All kinds on hand.
Mrs. w. T. Mashburn returned
to Humansville Tuesday after a
weeks visit here with her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. F. F. Lear. The
Mashburns have sold their prop
erty at Humansville and are pre-
pairing to move to the west, prob
ably to western Kansas.
See Schooler for your paints,
oils and glass.
DR.. Hendricks and his mother,
Mrs. Hi Hendricks, visited Webb
City relatives from Saturday to
Sunday night.
Wes Hammond came in Friday
from Oklahoma City, where he has
been employed for some weeks past
and visited his brothers here till
the first of the week,
Mrs. H. F. Pitts left Saturday
for few weeks visit with Guthrie,
Okla, friends.
The Largest SC Tablet in town
at Pitts.
Rudolph Finke of Carthage, one
of the best known citizens of tn at
place died last Thursday, lung
trouble being the chief cause of
his death. He was formerly
part owner of the old Jasper mill,
which burned down several years
ago, and was well known to most
Jasper people.
Buy Rexall medicines, and you
can't lose. At
The Jasper news., 1910-10-20
Gas Well Explodes Again.

The Cope gas we'll exploded again
this morning. The water was
drawn from the well and burning
rag dropped into the we'll to ascer-
tain if there was any gas. The
result was that terrific explosion
took place, breaking the heavy
stone over the we'll into fragments
and throwing dirt and debris all
over those about the well. 1t
would seem as though the time
had come that the most skeptical
would be convinced that the we'll
is full of gas. We understand that
as soon as the buildings can be re-
moved from the lots drilling will
be commenced.-Golden City Reg
ister.
The Jasper news., 1910-10-20

Mr.. and Mrs, Frank Strong ar
rived in Jasper last Friday from
Jefferson. Ohio, and will make their
home here. Mr.. Strongis an un-
Gle of Mrs. Hi Hendricks of this
city.
The Jasper news., 1910-10-20

Unless the present interest in
the coming Missouri Oklahoma
game at Joplin on Oct 25th, dies
down, at least IS fans will go
down from Jasper to root for old
Missoo against her southern foes.
The Joplin papers predict that
$1,000 people will attend the game.
Its the first really big game ever
pulled off in Joplin, and incident
ally the first battle ever staged be.
tween the Missouri and Oklahoma
football elevens.