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Evening journal., 1910-08-12
House Furnishing Department

Our House Furnishing Department
is very busy indeed, and tomorrow offer
the most wonderful bargain of the sea-
son.
Porch Rockers, with arms, reed seat
and back only six at this price. Regular
$500 Special tomorrow ......... $500
Hammocks, all colors and styles Reg
ular price, SIPS to $1,000; one-third off
tomorrow . ......... Sic TO $500
10 per cent off all Ice Cream Freezers,
the Alaska, Gem, Twin and North Pole,
q at. TO 6 qt) ............S l.OO to S3.75
Captain Kiddo, the new doll at. 25c
Jelly Glasses; regular zoe and 25c; to-
morrow ........ ...... lSc and &c
Lawn Swing Seats A people, painted
red and natural; special &c.. ...... $500
Porch Swings, in Mission with gava-
nized chain to hang them with ~ 5000
lust think, that you can buy 5000 or
$500 Colapsble Go-Cart, with hood, to
take the baby out for a ride, $3.50 TO $500
Wicker and Wood Pullmans and Co
Carts, with hood; regular price $500 to
$500; now ........... $1,000 to S16.50
Genuine Cowhide Suit Cases, light and
dark Russell; regular price $780, special,
$500
Reed and Mating Suit Cases $l.5O,
$3.50, $500, $500 and $500.
Steamer and Saratoga Trunks; some
linen lined and some paper lined 81 to AZ
in; full riveted; some have two trays,
$3.50 to $500
lust come in and look at our line be-
fore you purchase and we can save you
money.
Lunch Boxes black tin, with lock
and two keys; regular SOC, COO, zoe, soc;
tomorrow only &c.. 49,. .40c, SOC, 6Oc, zoe
Diana, the folding Ironing Board, the
best made ... ..............Sl. 5O
Other Folding Boards ......... .S1.OO
Clothes Horses .. 75c TO S1.00
Clothes Baskets ...... Csc to Sl5O
Wash Tubs, galvanized, soc, soc and 81
Washboards. glass; reg. SOC -...- SIC
Garbage Cans, 1, ,, 3 and 4; our price
SOC, zoe, soc and Sl.OO
Evening journal., 1910-08-12
FEATHERS FLECKED
WITH BRIGHT COLOR

Ostrich feathers, which have what
is described as Persian effects" are
the latest
These plumes will be vertiable OBJ
session as the year advances. being
carried out in hazlenut brown, Havana
or mole fiecked with all the brilliant
jewel and flame colors which are seen
on Persian borders, and which give
the merest suggestion of each hue in
a pinpoint of color.
Evening journal., 1910-08-12
Ladies' Underwear
Department
We Invite You 10 Give This Department
Your Attention This and Next
Week. Many Special Offerings
al Interest

Ladies low neck sleeveless, hand trim
med Vests; also, few plain Vests; SOC
value Very special ............37 lie
Ladies ribbed isle Pants, French
bands, lace trimmed and light knee; also
Equestrian bands; SOC quality. Expecta-
ton Price ........ ...... ........ SIC
Ladies ribbed Vests, lace trimmed; 25c
quality; for tomorrow; very special l9c
Ladies ribbed Pants, lace trimmed,
French bands; regular 25c; tomorrow, l9c
Exceptional value
Very special indeed, tomorrow Ladies
Black Silk Hose Observation-Disclosures. SOC
Boys Knit Union Suits, all sizes; very
special, 39c, from SOC.
Childrens ribbed Pants lace trimmed
and tight knee; Csc quality ....... 19c
Childrens low neck sleeveless, isle
Vests; regular price Csc Very special, 19c
Childrens low neck, sleeveless, also,
short sleeve Vests 10c, or for M 25c
Very special, the following for tomorrow
only. Gowns, Chemise in V-neck, cam
brio, lace or embroidered trimmed. Very
special indeed . .. .......... SOC
Gowns, cambria or nainSook high or
chemise neck; yoke of embroidery lace or
tucks, finished with ribbon Expectation
Price .... ...... ........... Sl.00
Drawers, in cambria tucked rufAe. 25c
Drawers, cambria or nainsook, lace or
embroidery ruffe ...... ...... 49,. SOC
Skirts, in cambria, lace or embroidery
rufhe ..,..... Gee. ............ .Sl.OO
Skirts deep hounce of lace insertion
and edge or embroidery ..... .S1.50
Other styles from $500 to $500 each.
Evening journal., 1910-08-12
Candy News

Ideal Butter Chocolate, with toasted al
monds; regular 40c; tomorrow ... 33c
wescott's Milklets, dainty bit of milk
chocolate, vanilla flavor, wrapped in tim
foil; regular COO; tomorrow 800. .43c 10
Lowneys chocolate covered almond
crisp. SOMETHING BRAND NEW; to-
morrow ........ ...............2 5c box
Hopjes-"The Dutch Candy" 10c pkg.
Evening journal., 1910-08-12
NegIigee and PIeated
Bosom Coat Shirts

Emory and Eagle Shirts, light and dark
patterns. stripes and figures, coat shirts, sep
arate and attached cuffs; our regular $3.50
quality: sale price ....................Sl .OO
Emery Eagle and Tuxedo, light and dark
patterns. stripes and figures, coat shirts, sepa-
rate and attached cuffs; regular s1.00 quail
ity: sale price ........ ................1oc
Odd lot of Mems Shirts in light and dark
patterns and pleated bosoms; regular Sl.O0
quality ...... ............. Doc lot 9i.=0
Evening journal., 1910-08-12
Dress Goods Department

Very special for tomorrow; 56-inch
tomorrow ........ ...... ........ &c
cream serge, with black stripes; SOC value
Take advantage of the above as it is
w--'-- 80 YOUR attention.
The balance Of wool remnants one-third
off Tomorrow will wind them up.
All Galateas, this week and next, zoe
value ...... .-.. .................. loo
Evening journal., 1910-08-12

To make a pineapple sherbert, dis
solve four teacupfuls Of sugar in two
teacupfuls of water and let boil for
five minutes. remove from the stove
and cool; add two teacupfuls of grated
pineapple, one tablespoonful of dis
solved gelantine, the juice of three
lemons and partly freeze. Stir in the
frothed whites of four eggs. finish
freezing and serve in meringue shells.
Evening journal., 1910-08-12

The adage that it is the early bird
that catches the worm by no means
always applies to the sales, for in the
hurry and scurry of the first rush for
bargains some of the very choicest ar
tcles are sometimes lost sight of, and
\ is these that are revealed during
the last week of final reductions.
Evening journal., 1910-08-12

The contents Of the lace boxes have
been emptied out onto another coun-
ter, and ribbons of varying lengths
but unvarying cheapness, are to be
picked up on the ribbon counter.
Evening journal., 1910-08-12

Wonderful corset bargains are to
be found for all the odd sizes and
styles, the line that are not to be re-
peated, the slightly soiled corsets, etc,
have been thrown out of the stock
and lie in neat rolls on the corset
counters. The same rule applies TO
boots and shoes and to lingerie.
Evening journal., 1910-08-12
Waist Department
Your Last Chance TO gel the
following Waists at
Prices Mentioned

We will place on sale another lot OF Waists
that have become mussed from handling.
Women have needed lot Of waists this year.
and the demand still continues. We would like
to see every woman get one II not more OF
these wonderful bargains, as some the pref
test waists we've ever shown at such special
prices.
SPECIAL AT $500.
Positive reductions from $500 and $500.
Waists OF sheer white batiste dainty fashion
ing Of finest tucks, laces and medalions' all
high necks and long sleeves dozen or more
styles but broken lots; sizes "a to A. Every
body out to see these at the price.
SPECIAL AT s2.75.
Reduced from $500; one style only, made of
finest batiste, V-shaped yoke real hand en-
broidered of dainty design finished with fine
German Val lace and cluster tucks leading
down from yoke both front and back, long
sleeves, with cuffs, finished with lace.
SPECIAL AT sl.95.
Reduced from $500. Waists of fine lawn.
entire front of imitation baby Irish; sleeves
and back trimmed to match; open back, high
neck and three-quarter length sleeves; sizes
only "a and &c.
SPECIAL AT SIPS
Reduced from $3.50 and $500. Waists of
lawn and batste. majority having fronts OF
imitation baby Irish, some lace and embrod-
cry trimmed both long and three-quarter
length sleeves most all sizes.
SPECIAL AT Coo.
Reduced from SIPS. Tailored model made
of fine cross bar muslin, made with patch
pockets. Numbered linen collar and soft CUTS,
box pleat down front. with clusters of pearl
buttons sizes only 40. AZ, A.
SPECIAL AT sc.
Reduced from S1OO and s1.25. Waists Of
lawn both open front and back, long or short
sleeves, some having entire front embroid-
cry, others lace trimmed; sizes "a to AZ.
SPECIAL AT soc.
Reduced from SIPS. Women's tailored
Shirts, one lot of French finished linene, some
tucked bosom others plain, both soft and laun-
dered cuffs. with linen collar; other lot of
percale white with colored stripe; sizes In
white, 40 to "A; in percale, "a TO AZ.
SPECIAL AT zoe.
Reduced from 75c. Waists made of striped
muslin and good grade lawn, various styles
open back and 'front.' most all sizes.
Evening journal., 1910-08-12

Piled up on the remnant counters
are thousands of yards of silks and
satins. cloths and summer fabrics,
most of them marked at half price.
Evening journal., 1910-08-12

Disease seeks its victims chiefly in
the more poorly paid classes of wage
earners-the lower the wages the
Evening journal., 1910-08-12

higher the number of victims. I'm
Stuttgart, in 1907 and 1908. 29.4 per
centl Of all patients died Of tubercu-
Evening journal., 1910-08-12

Visit Yerger's August Sale Of Pic
lures for Bargains. 419 Shipley St.
Evening journal., 1910-08-12

Visit Yerger's August Sale Of Pic
lures for Bargains. 419 Shipley St."
Evening journal., 1910-08-12

Spend Sunday in Baltimore.
Special excursion, August IA, via
Pennsylvania Railroad Only S1O0
round trip. Special train leaves Will
mington $40 A. NJ. Consult Ticket
Agents.
Evening journal., 1910-08-12

losis; Berlin reports show similar
facts: all other complaints represents
only a small percentagot proportion
Evening journal., 1910-08-12
PineappIe Sberbert.

Visit Yerger's August Sale Of Pic
lures for Bargains. 419 Shipley ST.
Evening journal., 1910-08-12

To obtain this pattern OF any of
the otbers heretofore described In
THE JOURNAL, MI out the follow
Ing coupon and inclose Il with 10
cents In an envelope addressed TO the
Fashion Editor, THE EVENING
journal. Fourth and Shiplsy Sta.
Evening journal., 1910-08-12
Notice TO our Customers

Bring II to us before August 18th and
get a box of the worlds best Oxygen Face.
Taiclm. Nursery and Foot Powder at our
Introductory sale. You have seen the pow
der advertised in the street cars.
Evening journal., 1910-08-12

- yards 80 inch unbleached muslin S1.OO
10 yards 36-inch bleached muslin .Si.OO
so boxes long cloth, ~ yards each, soc
quality, by the box ..................S $500
Evening journal., 1910-08-12
Clothing for Men and Boys

This department is doing just double
the business that we expected, and it GER
tainly should. When price and quality is
considered
Evening journal., 1910-08-12
BARGAIN TINE.
Patient Searching May Reveal a Veri-
table Treasure.

Hats which were offered at half the
seasons price in the early days Of
the sales are selling for much less
new
Evening journal., 1910-08-12
LIPPINCOTT & COMPANY ' -; "a E; %.s.: ' ST.
Delaware Trading Stamps
3O6 TO 314 Market ST.

WYE THANK YOU for the attention given Expectation Sale being grand
wv 1T WAS FOR YOU AND FOR U.s. BOTH
e22J your RENOVATION
things the
tina S not
Evening journal., 1910-08-12

ately, Of the causes OF death.
Read T-'r 6yENING JOURNAL
Evening journal., 1910-08-12
For Saturday

100 pieces plaids and stripes in Cling
ham, lOc value ... ...... .....Sc
Evening journal., 1910-08-12
Mems Hose

Mems fast black all white foot Half Hose;
our regular II 1-2c quality; special for this
sale ...... .......... iVts " loi -"O
Mems Half Hose, fast black with triple
heel an ID toe; regular 1Oc; special for this
sale ........ ......-.s..... IL A--b b"Ai
Sold only pairs in a box at SOC
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-20
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elites. Beans was the medium Of. eX-
change. Partners for supper were Sc
cured by matching puzzle pictures
After the serving of refreshments, &
musical program was enjoyed, in which
Miss Minnie Wood, Miss Warren, Chloe
Calhoun and Rena Shea took part Mis-
Bessie Webster gave some delightful
recitations in the negro dialect About
IS were present.
The patronesses for the entertain
ment to the poor children of the city
in Cleveland square Thursday after
noon report an enjoyable affair. OF the
Catholic women who assisted, those
present were Mesdames Thomas O'Keefe
c. E. Kelly, J. c. Roman. J. E. Morgan,
c. Hoy, John McMindes, W. Caples,
MontfOTt, NJ. Robertson, Emma Logan,
w. E German, E. Blatchly, NJ. Spell
man, Misses Edith and Lucille Malcney,
Ella Blatchly, and Catherine Cotant.
From the Charity association: Mes
DANES J. L. Dyer, W. H. Burgess.
wards, Thomas Nealon, Frank Ainsa, J.
B. Gray, NJ. o. Wright, w. H. Bryan, ].
H. Murphy, James HILBERT, Dan Jack
son. w R. Thurston, w. L. Gaines, H.
F. Kettler, W. W. Rose, Zach Cobb and
Clarence PickreIl.
OF the Sunshine society: Mrs. VIM.
H F. Judd. H. W. Broaddus, H. t
Bowie, H P Deadly, F. S HoIlington,
]. J. Raster, a. NJ Rowland, ]. S Moss,
]. J. Pearce, A. T Runkfe. Guy S.
Warren, Leila T. Moore, Justine New
hrough, and E. P. Walz.
The lawn party given by Mrs. Jacob
H. Ludwig, at her home, S07 Magoffin
avenue, Monday night, was enjoyed by
large number. among whom are
Misses Vertie Wilkerson, Kitty Burckel
Ozella Billiard, Ebba Holman, Pansy
Robinson, Claty-Mae Collier, Alberto
Martin, Effie Warren, Lyla Wilbank,
Emma Kildoyle, Almira and Anna Mead,
Amy Williams, Christina Vhieberg,
Eunice Anderson, Miss Gardner. Miss
Quinn, Miss Spencer, Alice Paschal, Nell
Ludwig; Messrs. Bruce Billiard, Martin
Bauman, Artie McDougal, Willie Lima
han. Alberto Kildoyle, Harry Tepfer,
land, Fred Carol. Seymour Thurman.
John and Adolf Buquor, Ernest Kenna-
men, King Barton, John PaschaI Lewis
Vidal. Prof. Davis, Mr. Mulligan. Mr.
Quinn, Mr.. Barton and Brown Paschal.
An interesting and unique affair was
the surprise shower given Thursday
afternoon by Miss Isabelle Springer to
Miss Lora B. Seamands, whose marriage
takes place at her home in San An
tonic this fall.
The bride-elect was ushered into the
quiet and darkened home of Miss
Springer by little Grace Hawkins, Mary
Smith and Lewis Springer, TO find the
perler full of her friends.
The guests were directed TO the din
ing room, where the place cards were
green bordered, with a picture of the
one soon TO leave her FL Paso friends.
The table was set with brass electric
lamps, with green shades; also a boouet
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-20
PLEASANT RECEPTIONS.

*:**:********.

An original and highly enjoyable af-
fair was :he o;.5E" shower given Nj
nesday afternoon in honor Of Mrs
George Dryer by Mrs. James Ridge. a;
he home II Mrs ParFIn Vie. Rabies
OF every size KIM ard description, in
poster form, greeted tnS guests from
every direction, all framed IN -he grace
full and beaUtisu. a.iliX. %he fire-r,a &c
had been transformed in.n ar enticing
depository for the shower" gifts,
guarded on eaen side by d benificent
looking stork.
Merry games were enjoyed, the frs
one being & contest Of 'WbaI Is the
cutest thing you seF heard a Ea3y gay
Mrs Isabelle Conway carried of .te
prize with the following: My little
daughter cFawled into her fathers suit
case and said: Papa. come and pack
your grip" A box of candy was re
warded her Mrs. T. H. Zironi also
won a prize, a baby book. The consola-
ton prize-a teething ring-fell to Mrs.
Downing.
All the answers were collected by
Mrs Nee and Will be placed in a hand
painted cover. to be presented to the
guest Of honor The guest prize was
also given to Mrs. Dwyer, basket of
pink and white asters, and the storks at
the fireplace were forced to give up
their treasures to her by the little chill
dren, Frances and Anita Roney and Je-
rome LapowskL
After the games refreshments were
served in the dining room, which was
decorated in pink and blue. The GEN.
terpiece of the attractive table was a
basket OF flowers upon which a stork
rested, and in which were four baby
storks. The afternoon ended with
search Of hidden souvenirs for each
guest.
Those present were: Mesdames Geo
Dwyer, T. H. Zironi, Nathan Lapowski,
James Downing, Cora Hall, Scott John
son, Depew, R. l. Daniels, Arthur Pills
James Ridge, L. NJ. McCamen, Isabelle
Conway and PaFvin White.
Friday night at the home of T. J.
Lattner on North Campbell street,
Misses Milla and Eva Thomas, Minnie
Wood and Sue and Stella Lattner en-
tertained the members Of the Philathea
and Baraca classes OF the Trinity NJ
E church. The house was deliberately
decorated with vines and pink carna-
1ions, the stairway being a mass Of
the graceful trimmings, and g booth,
where punch was dispensed in the hall
by Miss 1rma Kuhn, was composed Of
the same beautiful decoration.
In the parlor and dining room the
same effects were carried out. Japanese
lanterns were used on the lawn. and j.
was in their yellow glow that the game
of the evening was enjoyed. Messrs. Sam
mons and Henry held an auction of
packages which were found to contain,
when opened. all kinds of amusing nov
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-20

A very pretty wedding Of unusual in
terest occurred Wednesday afternoon at
2 o'clock, when Miss Freda Smith and
Roy at the Holy Family chapel on North
Oregon street. Only relatives and
few intimate friends were present, some
of whom had attended the chistenings
of these two young people in the same
place where now they were married.
Very dainty and sweet the bride looked
in her tailored suit of white cloth, with
Gainsborough hat and willow plume in
white, and carrying a bouquet of bride
rises
The ceremony was very simple, the
bride entering on the arm of her father
who gave her away. The groom was at
tended by his brother, Frank Ainsa, and
the bride by Miss Frances Carr, who
was most attractively gowned in white
net over pink silk, with hat of white
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-20

Less fh0n month noU remains of
our Removal Sale. Come and get
your share OF the Big Bargains
before Ue n1oUe to our New Build
ing, 327 San Antonio Street
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-20

and pink. She carried pink asters. At
ter the ceremony an informal reception
was held at the home of the brides
parents at which only the church guests
were present. White asters and palms
we're used effectively throughout the
house in decoration. A happy time was
spent till o'clock, when Mr.. and Mrs
Ainsa left for their wedding trip
through California. The brides trav-
cling gown was a tailored tan colored
suit, with black toque and plumes. They
will be at home after September 18th
at the BrazOs Flats.
The bride is the attractive and &C
compIished daughter of Mr.. and Mrs
Joseph Smith, and Mr.. Ainsa is the
Junior member of the wholesale grocery
firm of NJ. Ainsa & Sons Both Mr.
and Mrs. Ainsa were reared in FL Paso.
and have many warm friends who gave
them numerous and costly wedding
gifts.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-20

Mains we're an effective background
for the pretty summer costumes ana IN
terested faces Of the guests who " ere
Misses Nellie Leighton, Mary ana Ger
trude Leighton, Christa Hogarth- Louise
Dietrich, Kate Adams, Lillian ana MAIZE
CO Constance Pateman, Louise San
burn Rebecca Mack, Gertrude Yale
Tuisa Fegan. Ethel Rowe, Ceral Chris
tie And Mesdames c. NJ. Lyman and
NJ. G. Williams.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-20

All Pure Linen, highly mercerized,
Csc value, special -........48 c
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-20

council. left Ell sPaso Saturday evening
for Douglas, AriE-, where he is a mem
Der of the convention which will choose
delegates to frame the constitution for
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-20
IT Paws to Walk q Block or Two"

Our specials for tonight and Monday are attractive
ones and we can show you how you save money oy
walking block or two In our Silk Department you
will find beautiful silks in all coors at rdicuously
low price for these two days And every department.
in the>house offers the same bargain. Come and we
will show you.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-20
It. VI. WINGO, President.
The American National Bank
Capital and Surplus ,S24O,OOO

OFFICE OF
Capital and Surplus now being int

ElPaso, Texas August 10th, 1910
Begs to announce that they gained entrance Thurs
afternoon their vaults,
To those having valuable packages stored wi tn
safety deposit boxes, wish
Of the best vaults in the city will
them Of charge new
story fire lding. We
ing vault in temporary quarters suffi cient
needs until banking is completed.
To all the banks Ell Paso gener-
ously and unself silly every assistance
able promptly for business,
who kindly INDUCED for delay Inconvenience
FIR ends promptly
offered their assistance sympathy aiding
the great inconvenien
We down to business again public
safe, prompt courteous banking
Very truly yours
WYATT,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-20
BISBEE BUSINESS MAN

NJ. Newman, business man of Bis
bee, Ariz., and a member of the city
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-20

the new state Mr.. Newman is slated as
one Of the constitutional delegates.
Try Herold want ads.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-20

CONTINUED on Last Page-)
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-04-19
HUMOR or THE HOUR
As II MIGHT Have Been.

.Maria." said the choleric father or
a beautiful daughter. who was that
young fool who called ON you last
night and stayed until midnightT ]
want to know at once"
You shall know Ia due time." said
Maria. But first want 10 know
something. Was ne a young fool be-
cause be called Oh meY'
"Whaty"
"Or was he young fool because he
thought me attractive enough TO talk
TO until midnight?"
why
IL suppose you think that any young
man who comes 10 this house at all Is
a young fool. but whyY'
Now. see here
"Is IL because there are so many
girls who have sensible fathers that
any young man who calls ON the
daughter OF an III natured old cur
mudgeon is young fooli'
'.For goodness sake
'But suppose sob)-I ought to-
(gurgiel-bs grateful.-(sobl-becanse
you didn't call him n fool TO his face
for coming to see me. ] know you de-
spise me (boo- hoo-hool. but
But Maria was talking TO space. The
choleric father had fed 10 the cyclone
enthusiastically Magazine.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-04-19
Suhduino q Bully.

A writer IN u ViHdivostok paper tells
of an encounter he once witnessed on
a Siberian train between "A lady and
noblemnn.
When the train pulled M mt Tsitikar.
.n Manchuria. Il Manchu noble who
had bullied ali his fellow passengers,
alighted ut the station restaurant after
warning them that he would decapi-
tate any of them who took his seat.
During his absence a smartiy dressed
young Russian lady entered the car
and. despite the alarmed expostuia
tions OF its occupants. calmly appro-
priated the seat When the noble re-
turned he few into a passion and ad-
vanced threateningiy with his curved
saber drawn. But the young woman
coolly covered him with n shining re-
volver.
do you take us for pack OF cow
ardly mandarins?" she exclaimed. aud
then. pointing to her feet, she remark
ed. Here IA your place. my hero"
The Manchu noble surrendered and
sat at her feet for the rest of the Jour"
ney.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-04-19
biis Lssson In Golf.

A prominent business man not long
since became afflicted with a bad case
of .golfitis'-tha; is. he Joined the ar
nv OF cranks at the game. wanted 10
play all the time. talk OF nothing else.
etc. As IS the case with all buffers"
he had his troubles at the start. and
the way be fired questions at his
friends was a caution. His golf ac-
oualntances accommodating replied
with all sorts OF remedies. until hnally
the bewildered one got his stenogra-
pher TO jot them down. One friends
advice included three points first.
keeping the eye on the ball; second.
the necessity OF hitting the bali with
an easy stroke. and. third. the use or
a rocking horse 10 develop the stroke.
The fact that the friend had keen
sense of humor did not occur 20 the
tyro until later. He Immediately pur.
chased large rocking horse aud after
business hours seated himself estride
the fiery charger and swung at tina
ball, which was securely fastened 10
the floor by strong cord. He has
learned a thing or two since. The
hobbyhorse Is no more. and he has
vowed to get square with MIR. Joker"
IL II takes thousand years.-New
York Tribune.