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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-25
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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-25
WOMEN
OF MIDDLE
AGE
Need Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Brookfield, Mo.-"Two years ago I
was unable to do any kind of work and
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-25
kAILhOAD TINE TABLE
CHICAGO GREAT ESTERN
maple Leaf Route
GOING SOUTH

NO. 1-St. Joe and <. c. Lin
1C6Q .. 70 a m
No. Six. c. Mail &c Express 6: As m
No. 5-St. Joe Express ....10:25 m
sNo. Sway Freight ...... 2:55 m
GOING NORTH
NO. 2-Chicago and St. Paul
limited .......... IA: % p m
NO. 4-Chicago and St. Paul
No. s. .-.................. 20 p m
EMO. Sway Freight -. 1870 . m
Except Sunday. Effective Oct. 81.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-02-11
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO Go
LUCAS COUNTY,


Frank j.. Cheney makes oath that he
is the senior partner of the firm of FL
Cheney & Co., doing business in the city
of Toledo, county and state aforesaid,
and that said firm will pay the sum of
One Hundred Dollars for each and every
case of catarrh that cannot be cured by
the use of Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK j. CHENEY,
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence. this 9th day of December.
A. D., 1896.
< A. w. GLEASON,
49, Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure ie taken internally
and acts directly on the blood and nue.
GUS surfaces of the system. Send for
testimonials, free. F. j. Cheney & Co.
sW Sold by druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-02-11

Riley Searles has disposed of his
farm east of this city to Forest South
of Brooklyn, and will move into town
the first of March.
Mrs Charity Anderson died at her
home in this city Jan 20, 1910. She had
been great sufferer for many weeks
and welcomed the call to rest and re-
lief from her sufferings.
Earl w Brooks and Miss Merle
Patchen, both of the town of Union,
were married at the Congregational
parsonage Tuesday evening by Rev D
o Grabill They will make their home
on the w w Gillies farm near Union.
The Evansville Telephone exchange
held their annual meeting last Friday.
It was voted to string two miles of
cable in addition to that already done.
This will completely cover the city and
put the service in excellent shape No
change was made in the directors of
the company.
The regular meeting of our CONNER
cial club was held at the city hall Fri
day evening, for the purpose of elect
ing officers and transacting other bust
ness that came up before the meeting.
After considerable balloting the follow
ing officers were elected: CO Pearsall,
president; M L Paulson, vice-president;
Geo w Leyda, secretary; Robert D
Hartley, treasurer. Members of the
executive committee, T G Richardson,
HI A Langemak, E Van Patten. The
matter of canning factory for Evans
vile was discussed and seemed to meet
with much favor, and Monday morning
the officers and members of the execu-
tive committee met at the Farmers and
Merchants bank to confer with Mr.
Adams relative to the cost and profits
from such an industry.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-02-11
Cambridge

Lars S Eyre has gone to Madison
where he will take treatment at the
sanitarium for rheumatism.
The first play by the local dramatic
club will be given at the opera hall on
Saturday evening, Feb 10. The play is
3-act comedy entitled Zone Lie Leads
to Another.
E F Kramer loaded his household
goods here Wednesday and with Mrs
Kramer and Master Edward left for
their new home in Oregon on Thursday.
Mrs Martha Knudson, mother of Mrs
C K Nordli of Christiana, died at the
home of the latter last Saturday fore
noon, aged nearly 90 years. Over four
years ago she suffered stroke of pa
ralysis and ever since had been help
less, but was able to sit up until two
days before her death. The funeral
was held from the Hauge church in
Cambridge on Wednesday afternoon.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-02-11
Touch Turkey.

Mark Twain when he worked in Me-
vada on the Virginia City Enterprise
inserted in the news a good many
boarding house jokes.
In revenge the humorist's sensitive
fellow boarders in Virginia City de-
cided to put up game on him. They
enlisted the landlady's help, and at the
Thanksgiving dinner at the boarding
house Mark Twain by a dexterous piece
of sleight of hand was served appar-
emily direct from the fowl with a tur-
key leg of painted wood.
The humorist sawed away solemnly
at the wooden leg for some time. Then
he said to the landlady. with a smile:
you've changed your poultry dealer,
haven't you. ma'am?''
"Why. no. Mr.. Clemens she replied
What makes you think sop
"This turkey" he answered. giving
the wooden drumstick a little whack
with his knife. Its about the tender
est morsel I've struck in this house for
some MONTHS
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-02-11
Stouqhton

Thomas Leslie, son of Mr. and Mrs
Tom Leslie, residing on Wheeler Pral-
RE, died Friday while in state of ex-
haustion following upon long series
of almost continuous epileptic fits. The
deceased was &c years of age.
Jacob Giestad and Carl Solberg came
home from Minneapolis, where they
participated in the ski fest on Sunday,
Mr. Gjestad getting first in the twin
Jump and professional class, Solberg
receiving first in the amateur twin
Jump. The longest leap made was
one hundred and nine feet.
Express Agent Herb Turner Satur-
day morning received the news from
Chicago of the death in that city on
Jan oath of Edwin P Good, who was
one of the last survivors of the original
Camp Collins Club, pioneer summer re-
sorters at Kegonsa. The deceased,
who was we'll known to many of our
older residents, leaves three children.
OK Roe is seriously i'll at his home
in Stoughton, and may never again be
about town. Mr. Roe suffered stroke
of paralysis couple of years ago and
has not fully recovered, the right side
being affected to an extent that he be-
came incapacitated from active bust
ness. He is member of the firm of
Roe, Erickson & Roe, organized about
year ago and who have large tobac-
CO warehouse in Stoughton and are in
dependent dealers. For long time he
was associated with Rosenwald Bros &
Co, who were absorbed by the trust.
He was born in Pleasant Springs but
moved to Stoughton where he was
mayor several terms and later chosen
member of the assembly from the
Stoughton district.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-02-11
A Modest JUDGE.

A certain prominent English jurist
was transferred from the chancery
court to the admiralty court rather I'M
expectedly. While conversant with
English law to a surprising degree.
this gentleman had spent little time
in marine law and was rather dubi-
GUS as to his ability to cope with the
duties of his new office. His colleagues,
in recognition of the occasion, gave
him dinner. after which he was called
upon for an address. He made long
and serious speech. which embraced
about everything from free trade to
England's foreign policy. Then. paus-
ing moment. he glanced round the
crowded room and said:
Gentlemen, in closing / can think
of no better words than the lines Of
TennySon:
"And may there be no moaning of the bar
When put out to sea-
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-02-11
Albion Academy

Hattie Lund was shopping in James
vile Monday.
Oscar Onsgard spent Sunday at his
home near Madison.
Selmer Peterson spent Sunday at his
home in Orfordville.
Obed Larson visited his parents at
Mcfarland over Sunday.
The A German class have begun the
study of ''Das Madchen non Treppi."
Lucille Larson COO and Nelia Mel
son cos called on friends here Monday.
Grace Johnson returned on Tuesday
from weeks stay at her home in Chi
cago.
A number of the students attended a
sociable at Rollin Green's on Tuesday
evening.
The basket ball team played Milton
college second team at Milton Thursday
evening.
Prof TIL Ringoen spent Saturday and
Sunday with his wife aud relatives in
Chicago.
A party was given by the boys Fri
day evening in chapel hall. An enjoy
able time was reported by all present.
The Athletic association met Feb /
for the purpose of electing officers for
the base ball team. The election re-
suited as follows: Manager Herman
Nordby; Captain-Prof Chas Dixon.
A basket ball game was played by
the second teams of Albion academy
and Edgerton high school recently. The
high school team won by score of 45
to 10.
The Websterian Literary society met
Feb 9th. The following program was
rendered:
Defamation theresa FelIanQ
RoaulHS ........-. ...... ........ OroSC LOUIE
Debate Resolved, That the services of Lincoln
were of more value to his country than those
of Washington. Alternatives Clarence Jen-
son, Salina Larson, Oscar OnSgard. Mega
tive: Oscar Nelson, Lydia Klongland Obed
Larson.
Solo ............ ............,... ID u HOIum
Essay. ........... .......... joachim PreStegard
Reading. ...................... Adolph .Ell1ngson
News OF the week. Oned Larson
PlanO SOLO. ..... 0aea heln
CrlGlc... $500. FIOl. hluSOtL
IDA EDWARDS.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-02-11
Albion Prairie

S Clark is suffering with carbuncle.
Ezra Bussey is Chicago visitor this
week.
FL MADISON is posting bills for his
sale on Feb 18th.
Mrs L K Thompson is spending few
days at Madison.
Mr. Thompson was Stoughton Wis
itor last Saturday.
Mrs Elias Simonson was GAINESVILLE
visitor last Tuesday.
Amos Bunting purchased horse for
farm work last week.
Ed Jensen of Menong, Wis, is home
for weeks vacation.
S P Saunders purchased five horses
while in Chicago last week.
Mrs Mary Bunting and Mrs Perry
Saunders are on the sick list.
Rev C w Stark of Sun Prairie was
calling upon friends here Monday.
julius Jacobson attended the horse
fair at Fit Atkinson last Saturday.
Miss Jennie Nelson of Edgerton is
the guest Of Miss Jessie Jensen.
Mrs Leonard Marsden spent Friday
and Saturday with Edgerton friends.
Ladies Aid Society of the P M church
will meet with Mrs Amos Bunting
Thursday.
The Hillside Creamery Co are putting
in extensive improvements of machin-
cry, etc, this week.
Hillside Creamery Co held their an
nual meeting last Monday and reelected
all the officers for another year.
Albert Anderson moved his family
from Deerfield last week to the farm
recently purchased from Willard North.
There will be a box social Friday
evening, Feb 18, at the District No. 5
school house and short program. Pro-
ceeds for the benefit of the school.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-02-11
Milton junction

The farmers convention will be held
at P of II hall Feb 16 and II.
Miss Nellie Killam is expected next
week from Bovina, Texas. She has
accepted position as instructor in the
Whitewater normal school.
Ira Pellet had the misfortune to fall
on the slippery walk Monday and badly
bruise his hip. He is laid up at pres
ent, but the injury will probably not be
permanent.
Geo w Coon's family horse renewed
his youth Tuesday by taking run
around the park at Milton. George
had left him moment without hitch
ing and he improved the opportunity.
He ran into foamer's rig and smash
ed up Mr. Coon's cutter and harness
somewhat, but no other damages re-
suited.
Rev Geo w Burdick of Welton, Iowa,
Mrs L Shaw and Mrs E d Coon return
ed last Thursday from Greenwood, Ill,
where they were called on account of
the death of Mrs Laura Burdick Polk,
a sister of Rev Burdick, Mrs Coon and
Mrs Shaw.
Mrs Laura Burdick Polk, aged 81,
wife of James Polk, head of the can
ming industry at Greenwood, Ill, and
known as the Mother of Greenwood, !"
died at her home after an illness of ten
weeks. Mrs Polk was born at Trux-
ton Court and county, N Y, February
8, 1849. Her father was clergyman
of the Seventh-day Baptist church and
her two brothers are devoted to the
same calling. The Burdick family re-
moved to Utica, Wis. Following a
visit to friends in Indiana, Miss Laura
Burdick became enlisted in school work
| and taught school two or three years
at Franklin, Ind, and at Action. Miss
Burdick was married to James 7 Polk
in Wisconsin Dec 5, 1871, and they set
tied in Greenwood where their home
has been ever since. Their children,
both of whom survive, are Ralph Bur-
dick Polk of Greenwood and Mrs Sam
uel o DUNCAN of Indianapolis. In 1872
in little kitchen, 8x10, Mrs Polk, as
sisted by her husband, canned tomatoes
and he drove one-horse wagon to In
dianapolis, distance of twelve miles,
and marketed their output. 1t was the
beginning of what in time became a
noted canning factory, with an output
of hundreds of thousands of cases of
peas, tomatoes and corn.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-02-11
Evansville

Riley Searles has disposed of his
farm east of this city to Forest South
of Brooklyn, and will move into town
the first of March.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-02-11
Public Auction.

Having sold my farm, / will sell at
public auction on my farm miles
west of Edgarton, s miles SOU aheast of
Stoughton, near Stebbinsville, on Tues
day., Feb. %, 7 head of horses-1 chest
nut mare years old weighing 1900 lbs.
in foal; bay mare 3 years old weigh
ing 1900 lbs.; bay span of geldings 8
years old weighing 2900 lbs; l bay
mare years old weighing 100 lbs;
black gelding 5 years old weighingIlOOC
lbs. bay mare IL years old weighing
14O0 lbs. "a head of grade Durham
cattle, IA head of cows all fresh in the
spring, steers 2 years old, A head of
heifers 2 years old, head of yearlings,
% head of calves. 16 head of hogs-12
head of brood sows Poland China, 4
head of shoats.
Machinery-3 heavy wagons, 2 bob
sleighs, surrey, | top buggy, cutter,
l Mccormick grain binder, McCor-
mick mower, i 12-foot seeder, 10-foot
roller, Deering corn binder, 15-foot
drag nearly new, 5 corn cultivators
mostly new, ] new 14-inch John Deere
gang pillow, 3 walking plows, 2 walking
cultivators, 2 pulverlzers, l 16-foot new
tobacco rack, 2 hay racks, ] Deere hay
loader, Hays corn planter, ! tanning
mill, potato digger, shovel pillow.
200 bushels of barley, quantity of
potatoes, a sets of work harness, l sin
gle harness, hay forks, hay ropes, /
cook stove, meat jars and many other
articles too numerous to mention.
Sale begins at 10 a. m. sharp. Free
lunch served at noon.
Terms of Sale: AL sums of $40 and
under, cash; all over that good bank
able notes bearing per cent interest
ON one years time will be taken.
w. T. DooLEY, C. B. CAREY,
Auctioneer. Proprietor.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-02-11
Wisconsin Tobacco Reporter
Edgerton, Wisconsin.
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY II, 1910.
CORRESPONDENCE
MELVILLE

Marie Stricken has gone to Edgerton
to work in tobacco.
Herman Kreger delivered his tobacco
at Edgerton Tuesday.
August Husen and family spent Sun
day in Milton Junction.
Mr. and Mrs Neil Damuth of Milton
junction were callers here Sunday.
Mrs Richardson has been helping to
care for the sick at Cooper's this week.
Mr. and Mrs Otto Rucks of Albion
Sundayed at the home of VIM Stricken.
Misses Emma and Vena Brown of
Palmyra are visiting at the home of
their mother here.
Lowell, the infant son of Mr. and Mrs
Ben Cooper, has been very low all the
week and little hope of his recovery is
entertained.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-02-11
DisagreeabIe.

Aunt can tell at Il glance what
other people are thinking of me. Niece
(absentmindedly,- very disagree
able for you. auntie:
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-02-11
Gallant.

Beautiful Widow-Do you know.
am forty years old today. Gallant
Bachelor Madam. you are just TWEEN
ty. never believe more than half of
what | hear
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-02-11
Reckless Drivinu.

what is the matter with your wife
/ see she's got her nanu - sling"
Reckless driving"
"HorSe?"
mo; nail.''
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-02-11

If you haven't good light, why
not put in the Pitner System of light
ing? They are the best and cheapest
to run. Sold by H. c. Stricken. loft
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-02-11

Although the world is full of suffer
ing. it is full Of the overcoming of it.
Keller.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-04-01
Swell Spring Headwear

Men of refined taste will appreciate these STETSoNS at
$3.50 and $500 For popular price, lead them all with
our MoSENFELDER SPECIAL at $2.4O, all newest spring
shapes and all new shades.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-04-01
DIVORCES SOUGHT;
WIVES PLAINTIFFS
One Alleges Unfaithfulness and the
Other Habitual Drunk
enness.

Mrs. Ada E. Thomas of this city has
commenced suit for divorce from her
husband, Benjamin F. Thomas, whom
she charges with infidelity. The couple
were united in marriage March S,
1883. and lived together until last Feb
ruary, when Mrs. Thomas alleges she
discovered that her husband was not
faithful to her. The compile are the
parents of one child, aged Is years,
the custody of whom Mrs. Thomas de-
sires. Ludolph & Re! nolds are her
attorneys.
Mrs Emma S. Sh}rerr has filed a
bill for divorce in the Office of the cir
cult clerk. She chhrges her husband,
Andrew Shererr, With habitual drunk
enness. The bill states that they were
united in maria se Dec. rs, 1904, and
they lived toge cher until Feb. % OF
this year. Mrs. Shererr desires to re-
sumo her maiden name, Emma S.
Schmid. Her attorney is NJ. E.
Sweeney
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-04-01

street, was held this. afternoon at 1 80
from the home. with services at 2
o'clock at Grace English Lutheran
chprch Rev 1. o. Nothstein. pastor
of the church, conducted the services.
Burial was in Chippiannock cemetery.
The little girl died Wednesday after
noon at 1:20 at the home. She had
been i'll for 10 days, kidney trouble
finally developing commissions, causing
death. She was enrolled in Longfel-
low grade school and was a member
of Grace English Lutheran Sunday
school. She was born March 81, 1899,
in this city. Her parents and three
sisters survive
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-04-01

ond precinct, Miss Lily C. Bromley.
-1135 Tenth avenue.
Third ward, first precinct-Joseph
B. Winters, TIP Fifteenth street; sec
ond precinct, Mrs. Arabella Skinner.
739 Fifteenth street; third precinct
Miss Ethel A Robinson, S22 Four
teenth-and-a-half street
Fourth ward, first William
Schaarman. CAB Seventeenth street !;
second precinct, James S. Dart, 855
Nineteenth street.
Fifth ward, first precinct-Charles
H Carsten. 272S Sixth avenue; second
precinct, Mrs Mamie Smith, $50
Twenty-fourth street.
Sixth ward, first precinct-John R.
Warner, 1882 Fifth avenue; second
precinct, Mrs. Bessie Cline, 170S
Twenty-ninth street
Seventh ward, first precinct-Ernst
f. Huber, 1902 Ninth avenue; second
precinct, William c. Peck, 1902 For
tieth street; third precinct, Mrs. Anna
Heuck, 1926 Thirty-sixth street.
Rural-Not definitely closed.
South Moline, first precinct-Not
definitely closed; second precinct,
Charles A. Palmer, East Moline.
South Rock Island-William p Bar
nett, Sears.
Zuma-Not definitely closed
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-04-01
SAVE ON SEWING MACHINES
BY Buying at II. Richter & Sons, Dav-
export, You Save Agents Profit.

BY Buying at It. Richter & Sons, Dav-
export, You Save Agents Profit.
You will need a new sewing ma
chine for your spring sewing. When
buying a machine be sure and buy
of some reliable and experienced
firm. T. Richter & Sons have been
in the sewing machine business a
good many years and do not make
exaggerated promises. Remember
you save the agents profits in buying
a machine from us.
Vindex Special, including all at
tachments, s15; New Ideal. includ-
ing all attachments. s22; New Home,
including all attachments, $32; STAN
dard Rotary, including all attach
ments. s33; White Rotary. including
all attachments, $35.
We will gladly give you a ma
- on two weeks trial. We also
sell machines on monthly payments.
t. RICHTER & SONS,
Davenport
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-04-01
Kerler & Co. make rugs.

Buy home of Rsidy Bros.
Tri-City Towel Supply company.
For bus and express, Spencer & Trefz.
Ask for the green stamps at the
Dawson millinery.
Saturday only at Horblit's, standard
calicoes, per yard, cents.
Lavanway buys and sells every
thing. Telephone west BAT.
Let William Johnson do your tin and
furnace work. 1916 Third avenue
ClB a la Spirite 81 corsets for SO
cents all day Saturday at McCabe's.
H. T. Siemon wants your tin and
furnace work. 1526-1528 Fourth ave-
nue..
Women's black and brown oxfords
SO cents and up. Island City shoe
store.
Ladies' tan and black kid oxfords
80 cents and up at Island City shoe
store.
The most correct styles are at all
times fully represented at the Dawson
millinery
Children's pumps with ankle straps
in patent and gun metal. Island City
shoe store.
Ladies' fine patent colt oxfords in
button or lace 81 and up. Island City
shoe store.
Buy your new hat at the Dawson
millinery and you are sure to get the
latest styles
The West End Bungalow club will
give a dance Saturday, April at
Turner hall.
| McCabe's specials for Saturday take
on the character this week of great
ringing advertisement
! Ladies' pumps with ankle strays in
gun metal, tan and patent colt 81 and
up at Island City shoe store.
How many women will want to buy
pair of those stylish oxfords on sat
urday for $3.50 at McCabe's?
Extension brass rods, 10-cent values.
each cents. Horblit's Department
Store, 1615-1617 Second avenue.
High grade. extra heavy copper bot
tom wash boilers (Reed's make), each
$1.49 Horblit's Department Store.
| A genuine solid brass bed sale on
Saturday for 81 at McCabe's that will
make the Oldest inhabitant sit up and
take notice
Fred Brunswick, who has been
with the Mill store for several years.
has taken a clerical position with
the NJ. & K.
See our prices on lace curtains, also
Id ID
wear. A sure saving for you, at Hor-
bits Department Store.
Wells Andrews. graduate of the
! Northwestern Law school, has as
ISOLATED himself with H. A. Weld,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-04-01
City Chat
skEERT ABOUT tn COMET.

SKEERT ABOUT TH' COMET.
I'm skeert about tn comet; it'll whoop
along in May
An II flick it's tail an flop us to tn
other side tn way.
You can say tn tail won't hurt us,
that it's only made o. gas,
But I'd rather take a sidestep to tn
moon to let 1t pass.
So l amt got in my garden, nor l
don't believe l will
Eff tn comet knocks it endways, I'll be
out my garden bill.
I've read a stack O. ffggers done by
scientific sharps
Shown that tn whizzin' comet won't
whack us to crowns an harps-
But q tail 3 tail, reckon! When a
COW tail hits yer eyes
Think o. how a tail could swat .ye that
reached all acrost tn skies!
No, amt set out my onions, an 1
don't believe will.
What's the use, when soon tn comet
will give all O. US a spill?
There's signs an wonders comm OIL
Mount Etna's on a spree,
An there's lots o. other places I'd a
heap sight ruther be
Than be waitin' on this planet for
that comets tail to strike
An to scatter all creation when it
gallops down tn pike.
No, I haven't spaded nothin', an
don't suppose I will
When think about that comet / get
shakin' with a chill.
I'm skeert about tn comet; there's
lot that says they amt
But they don't none of them banker TO
be changed into saint!
III feel better when l see 1t scootin'
out until it's gone;
believe I will
Why, tn airs a-gettin' hotter while
tn blame thing hustles on
No, 1 amt set my cucumbers, nor l
don't believe / will
What's the use when that there comet
will go smashin' through each hill?