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Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22
There ts more Catarrh IN this section OF the com,

There fs more Catarrh in this section OF the country
than all other diseases put together, and until the last
few years was supposed to be inCura6le. For a great
many years doctors pronounced it q local disease arc
prescribed local remedies, and by constantly falling
to cure with local treatment. pronounced it incurabla
Science has proven Catarrh to be a constitutional dis
case, and therefore requires constitutional treatment
Hairs Catarrh Cure. manufactured by 7. J. Cheney
d Co, Toledo. Ohio. is the only Constitutional cure or
the market. It Is taken internally In doscs from Il
drops to a te1spoonftli. 1t acts directly on the b!ood
and mucous surfaces OF the system. They offer one
hundred dollars for any case 1t fails to cure. Send
for circulars and testimonials.
Address: F.J CHENEY g. CO.. Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills 10. constipation.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22
CHANCE FOR BARGAIN.
All Tired Out,

Do you feel dull, ocCasionatly-out Of
sorts? Headaches and Dizziness? The
fault is either with your stomach or your
liver. The safe. sure and easy way to get
rid of either trouble is to take NATURES
REMEDY. Take an Mr. Tablet to night
it will sweeten the stomach and regulate
the liver. kidneys and bowels. Easy-sure
to act. Get a 25c Box. The \. II. Lewis
Medicine Co., st. Louis, Mo.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22
Deeds Of Youths,

At 20, Tintoretto was one of the
most prolific and popular painters in
Italy; schelling had grappled with the
philosophy Of Kant; Calico had dis.
covered the use Of the pendulum; La.
fayette was a major general, and Gar.
rison voiced emancipation for tic
slave.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22
Made L Clear

jim had never learned TO read by
the ordinary methods the face of the
Old eight-day clock. 1t pleased his
longtime employer, however. to ask
him the hour and hear his answers.
Jim, what time does the old clock
say?" he asked one evening, when
he had callers. Step out in the hail
an see
jim was gone several minutes, but
returned with a beaming face.
"Ah-Ah-waited jes' a minute to
see which'd get ahead, de shot one or
de long one" he said. "W'en | went
out dey was bote on de lef' han wind
ing place, sab. But de long one. she
clip it up good an libely wen she see
me watchin ont, an now she's bout
a inch ahead, sah.'-Youth's Com.
panion.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22
He Was an Old Hand,

DO not anger met" she said,
sternly.
How am | to know when you are
angry??" he asked.
Il always stamp my feet" she an.
swered.
impossible" he said. There isn't
room for a stamp on either of them"
That fetched developments.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22
Period Of Joy for Casey,

Casey's wife was at the hospital,
where she had undergone a very seri.
u operation a few days before.
Mrs. Kelley called to inquire as to
Mrs. Casey's condition.
rs she restin' quietly?' Mrs. Kelley
asked.
mo, but | am" said Casey.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22
Easily DISTINGUISHED.

This" remarked Mr.. Cane, lis my
photograph with my two French
poodles. You recognize me?"
Il think So said Miss Softee. You
are the enc with the hat on, are you
mott"
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22
A Question of Time.

|"How much does it cost to get mar
ried?" asked the eager youth.
THAT depends entirely on how long
you live" replied the sad-looking man.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22

Though a man may become learned
by another's learning, he can never be
wise but by his own wisdom.-Mon~
taigne.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22
r. You Are 4 Trifle Sensitive

About the size of your shoes, many people
wear smaller shoes by using Aliens Foot-Ease,
the Antiseptic Powder to shake into the shoes.
1t cures Tired, Swollen, Aching Feet and
gives rest and comfort. Just the thing for
breaking in new shoes. Sold everywhere, Csc.
Sample sent FREE. Address, Allen S. Olmsted,
LIE Roy, N. y.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22
PAS SIeepV Eav.

PA, what do you go to church for??"
"Wny-er-to listen to the sermon,
of course"
That's what | go for, but | can't
hear it cause you breathe SO heavy
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22

Pettit's Eye Salve for Over 100 Years
has been used for congested and infamed
eyes, removes film or scum over the eyes.
All druggistso or Howard Bros. Buffalo, n. Y.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22

Did you ever have a good, old-fash.
Toned boys stomach ache? OF course
you have. A little dose of Hamlins Wiz
ard Oil will chase away a colicky pain
in the stomach like magic.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22
The Stuff That Kills,

Mrs. Benham-lsn't my dress a
poem?
Benham-Poetry will be the death
of me.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22
eor Colds and Gripp--Capudine,

The best remedy for Gripp and Colds is
Hicks Capudine. Relieves the aching and
feVeriShness. Cures the cold-Headaches
also. It's LiGuid-Effects immediately-lO,
% and SOC at Drug Stores.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22

One way to acquire a reputation for
amiability is to agree with every sim.
pleton you meet.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22

OF course, a man can't help admir-
ing a f%ashionably attired woman-un-
less he pays the freight.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22

The old proverbs depend largely on
the point Of view. For instance, you
can't convince a mouse that a black
cat brings good luck.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22
G~astronomic.

What belle of the season do you
find most attractive?'
"The dinner bell"
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22

DON'T NEGLECT THAT COUGH
1t certainly racks your system and may run into
something serious. ALIENS Lung Bdlsum will check
it quickly and permanently. For sale at all druggists
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22

Men deserve respect only as they
give it.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22

ONLY ONE "BROMO OUININE."
That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUlNlNE. Look for
the signature of Il W. GROVE. Used the World
over to Cure a Cold in One Day. 25c.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22
WHAT'S
Your Health Worth?

You start sickness by %mistreating nature
and it generally shows first in the bowels
and liver. A 1oc box {week'streatment)
Of CASCARETS will help nature help
you. They will do increasing them
regularly as you need them-than any
medicine on Earth. Get a box today;
take a CASCARET tonight. Better in
the morning. It's the result that makes
millions take them. sSl
CUT THIS OUT, mail It with your address to
Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago, ILL.,, and receive
q handsome souvenir gold Bon Bon FREE.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22

Money talks in spite of the fact
that lots of men want to keep it quiet.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22
LONG TIME BETWEEN DOSES.

Doctor-If the medicine is too bit
ter you might take it with a glass OF
beer, but you should take it regularly
every two hours.
Patience-Only every two hours?
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22

Whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach or
Nervous troubles, the aches are speedily
relieved by Capudine. It's L~iquid-pleas-
ant to take-Effects Immediately. 10, Is
and Soc at Drug Stores.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22

for rheumatism. iumtago. stiffness neuralgia
cold of any sort. Put up IN 25c, Soc and ac both
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22
DAVIS ~PAINktLLEE

Hope is a magic lantern which often
shows impossible pictures.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22

MS. Winsl0w's Soothing syrup.
Forchtidren teething. sOftens the gums, reduces In
Illumination ,allays pain, cures wind collie. 2c Il bottle.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22

How loafers crate upon the nerves
Of a busy person!
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22

PILES CURED IN 8 TO IA DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any case
of Itching, Blind. Bleeding or Protruding Piles in
6to "A day or money refunded. Soc.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-01-22
For Headache 1ry Hicks Capudin

mo, but | am" said Casey.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-02
PAGE OF THE TACOMA TIMES
@ B S E r v A Ito Ms

VERY LATE BULIETIN Not the state has yet
divided between Pndxe ngent and John Will
the rabd stand patter
COST Standard Oil S 69883 to obtain
the republican nomination Seems though higher
has kept with the higher cost of living far Oily Joe is
4
PIERCE COUNTY given
Wilson Poindexer That's what Ashton
foto split here where it
Poindex would Of the ballots He'll the
Pierce easily deceived
MISSOURI five packing indicating that the
wienerwurst is becoming in dfavor as the state flower
WHAT WILL ASHTON GET the southwest Nothing John L. Will
southwest packed delivered Six of the eight
that section endorsed Wilson fighting
CONSISTENCY papers
for the last Cannon and
the this
and fight the of its
BUYING by the pound slow to adopted parts this
the
BUT THEN any fraudo deception in
not be senatorial contest would it9
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-02
World Without End

oh, that worlds cried Alexander
the Great Macedonia Christ
the civilized world Greece Minor
Egypt Persia India, lay
But he died from overeatng overdnking
but thirty-two old.
50 the greatest world of all Alexander conquered:
THE WORLD WITHIN HIMSELF.
1t 323 B. O. that he ded-three hundred
three before the coming of him 1.-THE
of God is within you"
We cannot all be Aexanders
AL be exanders In the mtable
fear that shall ALL sight other worlds
For sounded the depths, crossed
It's wide spaces the glory of its pnnace which climb
them tower ever higher in the sphere of light.
Men will explore the the twentieth
century and the their wings Then they will
their the
terry of what stuff this earths made
But discovery will of infinite
strength height
MIND AND SOUL-YOURS AND MINE.
To each he has legacy that without limit He does
bind his children
The world
THERE is NOTHING YOU MAY NOT KNOW. THERE rs
NOTHING IMPOSSIBLE TO ARE ONLY SOME
THINGS YOU HAVE FOUND OUT; SOME THINGS
YOU HAVE NOT YET DONE.
God Whatever riches of thought
that has another But the bound
of the world within
who has faith that 1t Is there.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-02

action they slide around be-
tween his shoulder blades and
CULVER like the danse du venter.
Jeff's ankles are as hard rs bone,
and his head IS in the same con-
dition. His trainers told me he
would wear HIS hair parted in the
middle-I mean the hair on his
head. not on his chest. He has a
luxuriant beard on his buzzum
which would make doormat
weep with envy. He said when
he was 4 child he caught cold and
was given bottle Of hair tonic
instead of Group medicine. and II
settled en- his chest. Corbett saya
jeff hal promised him enough hair
to plaster house with when he
has II dipped next spring
Jefrs boils are IN ; flourish
Ing condition and resemble q
group Of blushing bridesmaids. ne
has q largs one On his hack, aboui
the size OF q fresh egg. Il is bis
favorite boil and be has named Il
VczupIHa
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-02
MDI AYTH1E ~
~ STORIES@
DICKIE's NoIsELEss arH

What were the children to dc
this Fourth of July when thert
were to be no firecrackers and tor
pedoes?
Dickie's mamma had puzzled
over the question for a long time
At last she thought of good plar
and told 1t to Dickie's papa. but
she only told Dickie to invite al
his little friends to come to 9
Fishing Party on the afternoon Of
the Fourth.
The time came for the party
and when all the guests had ar
rived Dickie's mamma took them
out on the big shady back lawn,
There stood two big tubs of water
in which floated queer little wood
en- fish with holes in their noses.
Each fish had different number
on its side. Mamma gave each
child wee fish pole with line and
hook, telling them to catch a fish
Dickey caught one the very
first thing, and finally, after ali
the other children had caught some
his mamma came out of the house
carrying a great big red firecrack-
er. 1t had ever SO many string
tied to 1t with numbers on the
ends. She told the children tc
each take hold of the same mum.
Der as they found on their fish and
Ito pull read hard to make the
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-02
SWIEIY


club al American lake will be
Opened Hospitality all day Mon
day for the reception of members
and guests who expect to spend
the day in the country. The din
ling room being open for the sum-
mer dinner and luncheon will be
served and In the! evening a dis
lplay of fireworks will be shown.
Mr.. and Mrs. John @. Owen are
entertaining as their guests for
the summer Mr.. Owens mother
and brother and his wife. Mrs. G.
A. Owen and Mr.. and Mrs. Owen
of Iowa.
Mrs. John A. Parker will be hos
tess Monday evening at an inform
al supper party for a group of the
friends of Miss Cornelia G. Gar
rison OF st. Louis, who with her
mother arrived early this week to
spend the summer in Tacoma.
The affair will be held at the Par
ker American lake cottage.
The Tennis club will entertain
at the club house this afternoon
4 in honor of the members of the
Vancouver, B. c., team, who are
stopping off en- route to Spokane
Ito the international tournament
to be held there next week.
The Needlecraft club will meet
Tuesday Afternoon at the home OF
Mrs. Liston, 1922 North Ander-
son street.
The Phil Sheridan Relief Corps
entertained last evening at the
armory with social and reception
in honor of Mrs. Mary Josslyn. the
department chaplain of the corps.
A meeting of the board of man.
layers Of the Children's Industrial
Home will be held Tuesday morn
ing at the home at 10 o'clock.
Election for the presidency of the
board caused by resignation will
be held.
Miss Edna @. Anderson and
Michael J. Kenny were married
yesterday morning at the recrory
of st. Leo's church. After the
ceremony the couple left on a wed
ding trip and on their return viii
make their home In Tacoma.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-02
Grue Sizes Up Two Big Fighters

where I shook hands with a smile.
It's a wonder some one don't wrap
gas pipe around Jacks neck
some dark night and take 500 or
5000 worth of teeth out of his
bean. was disappointed in Jack
he has no boils. I wanted to
see what color boils would be on
Johnson.
The sporting writers have been
misinformed about there being a
yellow streak up Jacks back. ]
can state positively that his back
is the same color as the entrance
to coal mine. .Johnson's biceps
work the same as Jeff's, but are
slightly smaller at the ankles.
asked the trainers IL they intend
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-02
.DAZYl LOG.
AS IlSTENED BY FRED ScHAEFEP.

Just as I jumped up and hol-
lowed, "The ball amt to blame"
everybody ran in the direction of
the ball, including the batter. But
just because he hit the ball for
nothing they wouldn't let the bat
ter run out into right field after
the ball and made him stay on
first base till somebody had found
the ball and apologized to 1t.
I was wondering how it would
all end, when the umpire said
something. and everybody went up
an hit HIM. I didn't see what
he'd done to deserve 1t, but ne
deserved what they did to him
even II he didn't do 1t, whatever
It was he didn't do that they die
to him.
After they'd knocked the-covel
loff him that brought in four run,
land an ambulance. then they had
Ito send out for a new ball and (
new umpire, as they were begin
lining to run short OF them.
The new ball was tossed ou
wrapped in tinfoil, but the UNI
lpire wasn't wrapped In anything
but winding sheet when the!
tossed him out.
/ That's what makes baseball 81
Expensive using UP SO many balIl
land umpires.
j The game was nearly over wher
live boys got in on four balls and
lone umpire that had been thrown
over the fence the day before ana
Overlooked.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-02

The Tacoma members of the
Alumni association Of the Univer-
sity of Virginia will hold re-
union and banquet this evening
at the Comemrcial club IN honor
Of the out of town guests. Gov
srs viii be laid for Is. :
Mrs. L. L. Love has invitations
out for an informal dancing party
to be given Tuesday evening at
Earlham court, In honor Of Mr..
and Mrs. Frank Taylor. who are
her guests over the week end.
Mrs. j. H. Babbitt entertained
Thursday Afternoon at her home
on ] street in honor of Mrs. Orch
ard, who leaves August 1 to make
her home in Minnesota.
Miss Beatrice Burns, who has
been in California for a number
of months on a pleasure trip, re-
turned this week accompanied by
Miss Margaret Cronan, who will
spend the summer in Tacoma.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dewitt Evans en-
tertained as their guests over the
week end a company of men and
girls at their summer cottage al
American lake.
o
The club house of the Lakeside
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-02
DailYSbor1SforY
THE GREAT MAN


Henry Smith Bjones, the great
financier, was dying. Gathered
around his deathbed were his
partner, couple of nieces or cou-
sins or some distant relations of
that sort, few employees and a
regiment OF doctors. Mr.. Bjones
surveyed them with feeble smile
that yet mirrored triumph.
my friends" he managed to
gasp, I'll am going away for
good, but / will leave three
things that viii always and for
ever remain as monument to my
life. For my achievements in
the world of finance. my name
will ever be household word in
the entire world. For my leni-
ency to my employees and the
things ! have done for their COM
fort viii always be remembered
with the greatest love and affec-
ton; and finally, as / am leay-
ing all my vast fortune for the
establishment of public baths
throughout all the country, will
always be regarded as the worlds
greatest benefactor."
Then the great man died.
After his spirit had been sep
arated from his body. the great
mans shade lost itself in the
realms Of space and wandered
around dismalIy for a number of
months At last, after infinite
trouble. II managed to find its
way back to the earth.
Now" the great mans shade
thought. II viii Just drop unseen
into my old office and have the
pleasure Of hearing my virtues ex-
tolled."
So the shade walked through i
keyhole into the old place. A new
man. whom Bjones had never seen
before. sat at his old desk. In his
hands he held a magazine. and
Bjones leaning over the mans
shoulder saw. with satisfaction,
that 1t was about himself. Arid
YET the shortness Of the article and
'tlse why It was sandwicisd IN be-
tween two short stories puzzled
him. He was even more puz-
xled when be read the last sen
fence Of the artieles 1T is not
Improbable that had Mr. Bjones
lived to execute some OF the real
u tmporfant deals which he was
undoubtedly considering 1t the
iime Of hin 5eath. his fame might
have been much longer lived. IS
e a NJ Bieoes Il already fairly
ssH'ea q ~ shades Of eblix-
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-02

Yes, I've been to a ball game.
I sat In the bleachers, and ! want
to protest right now against cali
ing them the bleachers. People
don't bleach ON the bleachers.
The bleachers may bleach. but the
bleaeherite browns.
1 forget who was pitching, but
1 think 1t was the pitcher. He
threw a ball at the batter and hit
the catcher. The catcher threw
it back and missed the pitcher and
let the shortstop get 1t. The short
stop threw 1t at the pitcher md
the latter grabbed 1t up peevishly
and threw 1t at the catcher. and
the batter In fury hit the bali
but that was dirty work, becaaise
the ball hadn't done anything4
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-02

putting mud around Jacks eyes,
so the glare of the canvas will
not blind him. They said they
intend putting Chinese white
around his lamps.
Jacks last training stunt was
to chase the chickens around the
place. Jack ran after a hen Sc
fast that the poor thing grew
oyerheated and laid hard-boiled
egg.
johnson will work no more be-
fore the fight, or after 1t.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-02

and + am positive. after -seeing
them both In action that one Of
them is right. 1t would be good
bet to place your money that way
or your wife's money.
With a smile like three-foot
monkeywrench being unscrewed,
Jeff took me into his dressing
room and showed me his biceps.
or all the biceps 1t has been my
pleasure to see, I think Jim's are
the loveliest. They stood out
like oranges going down an os-
trich's neck, and when he Is in
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-02

cracker shoot.
Dickie pulled SO hard he fell
over backwards. The cracker was
only red paper which broke when
they pulled the strings. There. on
the end of each string, was
package. When the children I'M
wrapped them they found horns,
caps, flags. candy, and one little
boy found a drum. OF course they
had a parade with tea party
.afterward.
That night when Dickie kissed
his mamma good night, he said:
Mamma, 1t has been the incest
kind of Fourth, even II didni
have firecrackers to shoot"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-02

should have worked for old
tightwad Bjones. He was the
highest, meanest man ever
saw"
Again the shade of Bjones was
dumfounded. Perhaps he had
really miscalculated the value OF
the first two things In bringing
him enduring fame, but at least
THE public baths would serve TO
|giye him that. He flew down the
street to look at the site he had
named for the one in that city,
when he heard his name men
toned from an open window and
fIoated in there. 1t was court
room. He was surprised to see
1.-THE couple of nieces OF cousins OF
whatever the distant relatives
were who were at his bedside
standing before the Judge and
IsmiIing broadly. Then he heard
the judges words and knew VIII,
Ithey smiled.
Therefore. the judge de
lclared. ''in LEAKING ali his none,
for public bsktIls. Henry Smltl
lBJcnes Llainiy showed himself q
unsound mind. Consequently
declare the win broken and tfl.
fortune Is hereby settled upor
III. Fl d. . - -.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-02
About Other Women

Nine. Anna Rogstad. first
woman member of the storthing,
lower house in the Norwegian
parliament, was teacher in the
public schools in Christiania
when elected. When asked for
her reasons for believing that
women should vote and serve in
Legislative assemblies she said:
There are two reasons. Many
women are required to pay taxes
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-02

and taxation without representa-
ton is not right. Women should
have a voice in the direction of
the schools and all the other in
stitutions that have to do with
children. ! am mother and was
a school teacher for many years.
/ believe that those facts qualify
me for the duties of my office.
Queen Mary of England is an
expert dressmaker and lacemaker,
and has taught her daughter the
spot as quickly as possible. Stretch
way of making gowns. Queen
Mary is also wonderfully clever in
the art of cookery.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-02
Some
Facts

After leaving Jacks camp. ]
went over to ask Tex Richard how
level the fight would be. He show
ed me the ring, but 1t didn't look
level to me. I'm afraid the
fighters are going to be roped in
on this ring. but Tex tells me he
is doing the square thing.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-02
Sd me
Jokes


"Ef tn price O. Steak Keeps On
goin' up-would You call that
an aviation meat?"
There was once a great and
powerful good man who was abso-
lutely perfect" said the Sunday
school teacher. who can tell me
who he VAST"
A little hand shot up and waved
violently In the air. 81 know,
know" said the pupil. at was
Theodore Roosenfelt."
Correct" said the teacher.
The Great Western railroad
in England, has $500 locomotives
and only 5000 miles of track.
Realism on the stage? There
is no such thing"
"How now?"
"Six months elapse between aci
/ and act II. and yet they have the
same cook"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-02

This exquisite evening dress is
made Of dark blue wolfe over silk
of the same color. Dark blue linen
embroidery forms the tightfitting
bodice, and the yoke is made of
delicately embroidered batiste in
deep Russian colors and ecru.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-02

The gents In
charge Of the
p | @ t u r 9 ma
chimes tell me
they have an
immense c a l.
cium light to
throw on John
son during the
fight, so that
the films will
not shoy vi
like a midnight
scene down 6
cistern.
r.