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The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-08-05
BODY NOT RECOVERED
Search Still Maintained for Body of
Drowned Valhalla Boy.

The body of Norman Carlberg,
drowned Wednesday evening in the
Columbia river near Valhalla, has
not been found There is a large
patrol along the river and hopes are
entertained of finding the body
Gunther Carlberg, the father, came
up from Valhalla this morning and
met Mrs. Carlberg and family who
came down the river on the boat.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-08-05
RUN BY MACHINE
GANG
Poindexter Declares Tacoma
Convention Was Not
Representative.

Seattle, Wash, Aug. 5.-The Ia
coma convention was not elected by
the people; it was not representative;
the delegates were appointed by the
machine gang.
The state should restore the NOM
ination of judges to the primary
They should not be the pawn of SEN
atorial candidates.
The people will protest September
thirteenth.
MILES POINDEXTER
The above message from the Spo-
kane senatorial candidate was sent
to the Chronical in response to a
telegram asking Mr. Poindexter for
comemnt on the action of the re-
publican state convention.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-08-05
SAYS TAFT IS TRAITOR
Rudolph Spreckles Says That Rank
Treachery Is Shown.

New York, Aug. 5.-Rudolph
Spreckles today said that rank
treachery has been shown the people
and Colonel Roosevelt by the Taft
administration which he declares is
wholly governed by the great inter-
ests and will not stand the strain to
which it will be subjected.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-08-05
LABOR PARTY FORMED
| New Mexico Follows Lead of Arizona
and Brings Workers Into Or.
ganiZatiOn.

Albuquerque, n. NJ. Aug. 5.-FOl-
lowing the lead of the newly formed
labor party of Arizona, similar Or
ganization has been formed here The
platform adopted is modelled after
that of the Arizona party The party
has been formed to give union labor
voters chance to have a voice in
framing the new state constitution
to be adopted next October.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-08-05
S150,0OO FIRE IN
SPOKANE
Jno. w. Graham & Company
Stationers, Suffers
Severe Loss.

Spokane, Aug. 5.-Fire on the
wholesale and retail building on
Sprague avenue early today caused
a loss of $15O,000 and drove half
a hundred occupants of the Victor
hotel adjoining into the street in
their night robes while the smoke
and flames were eating their way
through the entire building. BY
hard work the adjoining buildings
were saved. The Graham company
are wholesale stationers. booksellers
and also did big retail business.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-05

lumber worth from sS,OOO,OOO 10 s5.1
100000 in the Giles lumber yards
The mills were saved after a hard
fight.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-05

:: :: . y :: - u u u u 81 ,
WEATHER FORECAST.

New Orleans, La, July o
The weather forecast for Ok
lahoma for tonight and We'd
nesday is partly cloudy
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-05
RESIGNATION RUMOR ACCOMPA.
MES SECRETARY TO BEVERLY,
BUT RUMoR is ENlEO.
CONFERENCE THIS AFTERNOON
President and His Secretary Talk
Over the Proposed Reorganization
of the Reclamation Service-Bal-
Inger Says, pm No Gutter" ....

Beverly, Mass, July 5.-Secretary
Of Interior Balinger arrived in Bev-
erly this morning, lunched with the
president at Burgess Point and this
afternoon is in conference with the
chief executive on the subject of
the reorganization of the reclama-
tiOn service.
The usual crop OF resignation ru.
mors came to Beverl ywith the sec
retary, but he soon pu ia quietus
on these
Pm not a quitter, and never have
been" he declared Il didn't bring
along my resignation, and don't in.
tend to leave any"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-05

tMiddletown, Ohio, July 4.-Twenty
persons were killed outright, three
probably fatally hurt and a dozen
seriously injured in head-on col
lislon between a freight and passen-
ger train on the Cincinnati Hamilton
and Dayton railway here today. Ol
the killed nineteen were passengers,
the other vistim being a member OF
the passenger train crew.
Up to 4:3O o'clock this afternoon
thirty-one bodies had been recovered
from the wreck and it is known
other bodies are yet IN the wreckage.
No attempt has been made TO iden-
tify the bodies thus far recovered.
The Grains were the Cincinnati sec
ton of the Twentieth Century Limit
ed on the Cleveland, Cincinnati, Chi
cago and St. Louis railroad tBig
FOUR and the second section of
freight train on the Cincinnati, Ham
ilton and Dayton railway
The latter was attempting to make
a siding to give the passenger train
a clear track, when the Flyer, trav-
cling at a rate of fifty miles an
hour, flashed around a curve and
crashed into it.
The Big Four train had been de.
toured to avoid a blocked track on
that road at Genoa, few miles
south of here, caused by a freight
wreck earlier in the day. In addition
to its regular crew it carried
pilot engineer of the Chicago, Ham.
ilton and Dayton road who was prac.
tically in charge of the train.
A misunderstanding of orders caus-
ed the disaster which was one OF
the worst that this section of the
country has ever experienced.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-05
DEATH TO THREE.
Amateur Bull Fight With Fatal
Results.

City of Mexico, July A special
to the Mexican Herald from Pueblo
says that one woman and two men
were killed during a bull fight on the
San Antonio TeXoyo hacienda yester-
day afternoon. The dead are Miss Du-
ran. Luis Ruiz, manager of the hi
cienda, and Luis Flores, a cowboy.
The fight was an amateur affair.
participated in by people On the ha-
cienda Miss Duran was in imminent
peril during one stage of the fight aad
Ruiz and Flores rushed to his assist
ance. The infuriated bull gored the
woman and the two men, inflicting
Injuries from which they died
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-05
DUCK PLANT, WHO RECENTLY
ESCAPED FROM KANSAS ASY.
lUM, KILLED HIS FATHER.
INSANE MAN IS RECAPTURED
Ago, for Which He Was Sent
to the Kansas Insane Asylum
Recently Escaped Theerfrom.

Hill City, Kan July 5.-Duck
Plant, who recently escaped from
the insane asylum at Parsons Kan,
went to the home of his father here
early this morning and crushed the
old mans head with hammer as he
lay asleep.
Plant then cut his fathers throat
from ear to ear.
Other members of the family es
capped.
Plant was recaptured and will be
returned TO the asylum.
Ten years ago he killed his broth.
er, for which he was sent to the
asylum.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-05
Shooting Tournament.

The revolver match at the target
practice grounds in Lorena Park was
enc of the interesting features of the
big picnic. The principal contestants
were w. d. Taliaferro, Hickey, Havens
and Luttrell. The best scores that
have been made this season wele
made yesterday A score of As in five
shots at a distance of twenty yards
was made repeatedly.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-05

oyster Bay. July 5.-One of Colo
mel Roosevelt's important political
conferences scheduled for today was
with representative Poindexter, in.
surgent from the state of Washing.
ton
Poi. dexter comes from Secretary
Ballinger's district and it was gen
orally understood he would bring to
Roosevelt a report on the conditions
there.
The congressman is on the other
side of the fence from the secretary
OF the interior and won his place
nthe house on a platform of in.
surgency.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-05

George Erichsen has returned from
saltwater where he has a large build.
ing contract with the A. and NJ. col.
lege. The filters for the Ardmore wa
ter purification plant have arrived
and Mr.. Erichsen will begin the con.
struction work at once on this plant.
Miss Margaret Blois of Marietta is in
the city visiting with home folks.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-05

Claud Dulaney was a Cornish visi|
tor to the picnic.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-05

Bristow. Okla, July Awhile play
ing a practice game CT ball at olive
eighteen miles northwest OF here, Bill
Johnson was struck on the neck by 4
pitched bail His neck was broken|
He lived about five minutes.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-05
TRESTLE COLLAPSED
THREE SOLDIERS HURT
MEMBERS OF COMPANY X EN-
GINEERs INJURED AT LEAvEN.
WORTH THIS MORNING.

Leavenworth, Kan, July "a tres.
tie constructed on the reservation
here by soldiers collapsed this morn.
ing under Company X engineers,
mounted, seriously injuring three men.
Two horses were killed.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-05
BIG FOUR'S NEW YORK FLYER
COlLIDES WITH A FREIGHT
TRAIN AT MIDDLETON.
ALL BUT ONE IDENTIFIED
Body of a Woman, Only One Not
lde dentfed-freight Train was e.
tempting to Make a Siding When
Passenger Crashed into It.

Middletown, Ohio, July 5-Three
victims of the wreck on the Big
Four's New York Flyer died during
the n-gnt from their injuries making
the total number OF dead twenty
three.
All of the bodies have been iden-
tified but one. that of a woman about
40 years old.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-05
GOVERNOR SANDERS
ELECTED SENATOR
LOUISIANA GOVERNOR WILL Sue
CEED LATE SENATOR McENEEY
IN U. S. SENATE.

Baton Rouge La, July 5.-GovernOr
Jared Sanders was this afternoon
elected United States senator from
Louisiana, succeeding the late Sam.
uel Douglas McEnery.
J. d. Wilkinson of Shreveport was
also nominated, but Sanders ma
jority was overwhelming.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-05

FARTHiNG BROTHERS
Clothing French dry cleaned
and steam pressed. Only
French dry cleaners in city.
Phone 496 Blue.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-05
HEAVY LOSS At
LUMBER MILLS
FIRE DESTROYS LUMBER WORTH
FROM THREE TO FIVE MILLION
DOLLARS IN ONTARIO.

Montreal. Canada, July "a spe-
cial from Arsprior, Ontario, says that
fire last night and today destroyed
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-03-24
AN AMERICAN HUSTLER.

Pomerov Burton. formerly of New
York, said magazine editor. us Gov
ering himself with glory in London.
He i, showing what real. live. hustling
Yankee journalism j..
''Pomeroy : latest feat was to trot
out in his own person and interview q
royal duchess Of Spain.
The duchess had declared She would
see no reporter, bat Pomeroy bribed the
elevator boy at Ciaridge : and one
night, on her return from supper. it
was P0merov in the elevator boy : liv-
cry who ran her up to her apartment
With his sm0OthShayen. alert face, be
passed for tie elevator boy easily.
Pomerov only ran the duchess halt
way up He stopped between the
fourth and fifth floors and said:
- Madam | represent Lord North
q ff'e and all his millions If readers
and vou shan + bulge step till You Vt
granted me an interview
The duchess submitted. Like al
foreigners. she wa, very nervous In an
elevator But after the interview Wa:
ended. me said Indignantly to Pomeray
Z. What a low, mean advantage yor
have taken 1T helpless woman, An
7 Thought forsooth, the English were s.
chiyaIrou~t
Pomerov. rs he replaced in hi
bra~S-hatr7ned coat his pencil and copy
paper answered with smile.
-. But madam I am not English.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-03-24
Calendar Called.

Yesterday morning Judge Cooper
called the criminal calendar. The first
Jury case viii come on next Monday
morning, and the jurors who served IN
der Judge De Bolt, when he was circuit
Judge are wanted in the courtroom at
the nsnaI time On that daE
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-03-24
RESEARCH REfUTES
THEORY OF OSlER
Scientist Says Middle Aged Faith
ers Have Given the World
Its Greatest Men.

LONDON, March DO the qualities
and capacities of children vary accord
ing to the age of the parents? Dr..
Charles Reinhardt, author OF lone
Hundred and Twenty Years Of Life. y
who raised this interesting question in
"a lecture on the proiongatiou Of life,
stated n an interview yesterday that
the theory was based upon researches
OF the late Professor Lombr0so.
Following up these researches. he
SAID, statistics had been obtained IN
Boston and other cities Of the United
states. and had been the iect OF ex-
animation for the last eleven wears.
The conclusions 50 far obtained are as
follows:
Great philosophers, phiIanthropists.
poets and thinkers are generally found.
on investigation, to be the product Of
fathers comparatively advanced in life
and Of not very youthful mothers.
Successful generals are usually the
otfsprings Of fathers who are men Of
forty, generals being regarded in the
Light, not necessarily so much Of fight
ers, as Of great organizers and men OF
intellectual capacity.
Brave and daring deeds are found TO
be done for the most part by sons
whose tathers-nOt so much the moth
ers-are youthful.
The children Of very young parents
are generally egotistic and selfish, and
not very deep thinkers.
The explanation of the last Of these
theories is alleged to be, said Dr. Rein
hardt, the age Of the father
On the general question of longevity.
Dir. Reinhardt quoted the words Of Con
fucius: Until man is thirty he is
like the ivy or the vine with no inner
ent strength; at forty ne Is a bare
tree; at fifty he puts forth leaves; at
seventy fruit.
Professor Osler : theory that a man :
best work Is done before he Is forty
and that at sixty he should retire IS
completely refuted
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-03-24
Moonshiner Sentenced.

In the United States district court.
Nishida, charged with making moon
shine, was sentenced by Judge Robert
son to four months in jail, 800 fine
and TO paw the costs of court.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-03-24
HOLT CITED To
TELL Of LEAK
Former Assessor, Charged With
EmbezzIIng, FIouts Grand
Jury.

Jane, I. Holt ex-a-sass,.r z-ho =. .,,,,1,r
:u.l.-...-.. - ~ = '--1'e'
charging oln with having
eihoezzied territorial funds, Is in more
trouble. On request Of the grand iurv
citation VA. isSnai aga;n.+ b,,, ,-os
,arda,- a4.ou,oo. -
"oon ~ Judge cooper to
V"HlPeLl nun 10 tell where he got his
information as to the deliberations of
the grand inrv.
Holt vaS ir3;o.,l - r,tu..- 90
o'- e'L' '''$ -
=" Al1FcA D ne hLed notion, through
MS attorney. to quash the Indictment.
and SUPPORTED the morton n o,asb ~,
d, o4f,1a,-;- :, --L.,b NJ.
~ =" 'su 'N"' nc
was ieilaply informed that only twelve
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-03-04
cow IN A PARLoR.
1t Took Possession of the House
when the Family Was Away.

1t Took Possession of the House
when the Family Was Away.
The placidity of the COW has been
proverb for all time. That she Is
endowed with good bump of the
curiosity that killed cat subur-
banite learned to his sorrow one day
this summer
Mr.. Blank lives in the east end with
his family of wife and five children,
the Louisville Times says They have
COW that is pet, having been raised
from babyhood and now furnishing all
the lacteal fluid and by-products used
by the family.
Not so long since, after Blank had
come in town for the day. Mrs. Blank
| took the children and went for days
outing to neighboring suburb, leav-
ing the house (supposedly) carefully
closed and the COW In her stable. But
missing familiar forms and the sounds
of domestic activity, she grew lone
some and managed to escape the In
closure and came into the yard and
proceeded to investigate. She climbed
the steps to the back porch, consumed
three loaves of bread left by the bak'
ers boy. She succeeded In getting the
kitchen door open, where she deyoureo
all but the graniteware part of three
pound crock OF butter
| Her appetite still unappeased, she
also ate the fancy paper on the
shelves, and in so doing pulled dowr
| all the tinware and scattered 1t abou
the floor. She could not work thu
combination on the ice-box, so movet
on through the dining room into th'
sitting room. Mr.. Blank had the da.
before purchased four new shirts a
$50 each, and these had been sen
home and were left in a bundle o.
the couch. She considered" these. at
all but few fragments, and went o.
her way. She wrecked chairs, an
even a bed, and upset the content
Of tables by pulling at and eating tn
covers.
When the family came back lat
that evening an affectionate moo
welcome greeted them from the Gov
her head thrust through the parlo
window. Mr.. Blank said 1t took te
men and derrick to get the COW OF
of the house, and the cost OF repairin
damages would purchase enough mil
and butter for the family for yea
sans care" There's COW for sale
she's no longer a big hit In the fan
fly.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-03-04
|klM, Science
IN 9SSs9a ANp
Il n |sssEllvefltiOfl|
-~~o~~~~~

Pure radium never has been pro
duced, the almost priceless metal al
ways being in combination, either .
chloride or bromide.
The British government has organ
lied special department in connec-
tion with it's national physical labora-
tory for the investigation of problems
of aerial construction and navigation.
An automatic time signal sent out
from the Hamburg observatory by tele-
phone to all instruments connected
with the system of that city has been
heard as far as Copenhagen and Paris.
In the spring Of 1909 seventeen
American robin redbreasts, male and
female, after being confined for time
In large aviary near Guildford, IN
Surrey, England, were set at liberty.
They built nests in the surrounding
ltrees, and in short time there were
some thirty young robins added to the
colony. Efforts are being made to re-
II tain them in the neighborhood dur
ling the winter, and it is hoped that
thus the American redbreast may be-
come permanent addition to the bird
population of England.
The Electrician notes some interest,
Ing facts about the ventilation of the
lgreat Simplon tunnel. The change
from steam to electric traction has not
altered the arrangements for ventila'
Zion. The two entrances, at Brigue,
Switzerland, and Iselle, Italy, are Gov
cred, except at the moment when q
train enters or leaves, by huge cloth
screens, which are automatically
raised and lowered by electricity, two
electric fans, nearly ten feet in di
ameter, and making $50 turns per min
ute, drive air into the tunnel a
Brigue at the rate Of 1000 liters Pc
second, and similar station at Isellt
draws air from the tunnel The air
pressure on the screen at Brigu
amounts to four Kilograms per squar
meter, while on the screen at Isell
the pressure is twelve Kilograms pc
square meter.
) Max Bermann of Budapest has r.
/ Gently shown that the spark rays mad
by the incandescent particles throw
off from iron and steel when put upo
an emery wheel afford means OF tes
. ing the composition of the metals
Carbon steels, manganese steel, an
n steels containing tungsten and nicke
. each give a characteristic spark,
different forms and colors, which al
easily distinguishable. The form (
the spark picture changes with tt
quantity of carbon. Even so slight
: difference as .01 per cent Of carbo
Mr.. Bermann says, can be detected
this manner Pointed branching lin!
denote carbon steel; tool steel shov
the appearance of blossom" on Il
branches; tungsten steel gives re
streaked rays and shining point
with little balls thrown out Of Il
formation" and ian explosion appea
ance in the articulation" denotes Il
presence of molybdenum. vanadium
titanium.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-03-04

An extract from the London Chron.
icle proves that the English can take
a joke in a sportsmanlike way.
The American opinion of coffee as
understood in the English home is not
high, and how the coffee of the Eng
lish lodgings is esteemed may be un-
derstood from the following travellers
tale:
1t was his first morning in London
Apartments" and his landlady came
up with the breakfast. and as she set
down his coffee cup she opened slight
conversation.
"It looks like rain" she said.
1T does," agreed the American. land
1t doesn't even smell unlike It,"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-03-04
In south Carolina.

Colonel Petefby met his colored gar
dener. Jim Webster, a short time ago.
Jim had been recently married How
do you like matrimony, Jim?" asked
Colonel Peterby.
Jim shook his head obviously.
whats the matter?'
eyer see, boss, before we were mar
ried, when I knocked at de dore she
used ter say, Am dat you, honey
suckle?"
Now when I come home she bawls
out, Clean off dem boots before you
comes in dat dore, you black moke!'''
Baltimore News.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-03-04
nne r.asr Chance.

She was shopping. She drifted into
the place where they sell blankets,
Roll after roll was deposited and
spread QUIT before her. Sill, she list
lessly asked for more. Finally. with
brazen face, she remarked, as she
rose:
"oh. we'll; / don't really mean to
buy any. l was only looking for a
friend"
"Pray wait moment, ma'am,' said
the attendant, suavely, there's is one
more blanket on the shelf Perhaps
your friend is in that. '-Tit-Bits.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-03-04
From 1872 to18O lbs.
Wonderfullv Ruilt Up at sman Cost.

Wonderfully Built Up at Small Cost.
The number 0 eases Of general debility
in which Hoods Sarsapari la has proved
just the medicine that was needed is very
great. Mr.. e.. $. Fry, lvanhoe, Va, de-
scribes his case and tells what this medi-
cine did for him, in the fallowing testino-
nial: 81 vas all run down and weighed
only 132 pounds. | took Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla, and before the first bottle was finished
began to improve, and when | had taken
six bottles was wonderfully built up and
weighed 1S0pounds.n
Get Hoods Sarsapagilla today. In usual
liquid form or tablets cale Sarsatabs.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-03-04

In lower Egypt rain fell very ses-
dom. During the French occupation.
about 1889, 1t did not rain for sixteen
months, but since Mahomet All and
Ibrahim Pasha completed their vast
charlottesville former alone planted
more than 2O,00O.Oo0 olive, fir, cotton.
acacia, plane trees, etc.-there now
falls good deal Of rain.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-03-04
A sporting Chan ce.

"I'll teach you to play at pitch and
toss!" shouted the enraged father.
"Tll fog you for an hour, ! will"
Father" instantly said the incor-
rigible, as he balanced penny on his
thumb and finger, ell toss you to
make 1t two hours or nothing. -
Cassell's Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-03-04
POSSIBLE Use for Him.

INC, sir" said the recruiting officer:
I'm sorry to say your boy won't do
at all for the navy"
why not?" asked the lads father.
Hes cross eyed"
'Yes. l know that, but his eyes, are
crossed at such a peculiar angle that
thought you might be able to use him
as range der."-Chicago Tribune.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-03-04
Not the only one.

The Court-Ephraim this is the
fourth or fifth time you have been up
before me for petty larceny. You are
an old offender.
Uncle Ephr'm-Yes sub; it's about
as tough job to refawm me as it is
de Standard Oil compny.- Chicago
Tribune
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-03-04
No Accounting for Tastes.

Fair Maiden-Can't sell you cou-
ple of tickets to our charity concert?
Only 81 for the two.
Irritable Capitalist don't care for
charity concerts, young lady. but II
you'll bring me couple of boxes OF
fine charity strawberries I'll give you
SIS apiece for them.