Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-01-28

Ihe sun is very low, doctor. Yes,
indeed don't think it will last
through the night"
Mother-Alice, it is bedtime. All
the little chickens have gone to bed
AIice-Yes. mamma. and so has the
hen.
My new book is out How much?'
Haven't heard from my publisher yet,
but suspect about 5000" Atlanta
Constitution.
But why do you want to separate,
Rosa?" II don't want my friends to
thihk that you were the only man
could CATCH
Examiner-Now. children, what is
she difference between pro" and
con? Bright Boy Please sir they
are spelt different
Said He-Since I met you / have
only one thought. Said She-Well,
that's one more than you had when
we met.--Chicago Daily News.
Beggar- Say, mister, would youse
give pore Teller dime ter save his
life? Stranger should say not I'm
an NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. News.
She-I have just discovered that the
diamonds In the diadem you gave me
last year are false. He--Why, then.
they just suit your golden hair,
Does your husband ever speak
harshly to your" "No. Thank heaven,
my husband and / are not on speak
ing terms" Chicago Record-Herald.
Visitor What became of that other
windmill that was here last year, Ma
tive-There was only enough wind for
one, so we took it down. Boston Tran
script
Dorella L take long walk every
morning for my complexion Mordelle
Why, / thought there was drug
store just around the corner Chicago
Daily News
She-Short stories seem quite the
thing just now. He-~I should say so.
Nearly every fellow ] meet stops and
tells me how short he is.--BostoR
Transcript.
She Some day / want to show you
pur family tree. He Cooking at her
admiringly)~T should like to see IT,
! am sure 1t must be a peach, -Somer-
vile Journal
rs Browns place IN history secure?"
"Securel | should think II is. Six
men have already made afiidavits to
prove that he doesn't deserve it."--De-
troit Free Press.
Won't you try to love me?" he
sighed. Il have tried she replied,
kindly but firmly. My rich aunt has
just died" he went on In that case.
dear, | will try again"
'1d like to get on some big New
York newspaper" What could you do
on New York newspaper" Well,
l believe | could write the uncon-
firmed rumors Pittsburg Post
Belle--How silly men act when they
propose, Why, my husband acted like
perfect fool Nelle-That's what
everybody thought when your engage
ment was announced Cleveland
Leader.
When I returned from our poker
party last night my wife just looked
at me: not a word was spoken" My
wife looked Mt me, too, and don't
believe that a word was unspoken,"-
Houston Post.
THAT is a hallucination you have
about possessing weak heart. Three
weeks treatment with me will dissi-
pate all of your fears" "Dissipate my
fears? Gee, doc, that's how | got my
weak heart. st. Louis Star
"Old Moneybags is afraid that prince
he bought for his daughter is bogus
enc" why so?" when 1t came to
settling mp he asked for the princes
debts. and the fellow told him he
hndn't any Baltimore American.
Elsa Oh, mamma, my bread and
butter has fallen butter side down
againl Mother Ito her governess) -
Miss Smith. | must ask you to be more
careful to butter the child's bread on
the right side Meggendorfer Batter.
Here" said the editor, are num-
Der OF directions from outsiders as the
best way to run a newspaper. See
that they are all carried out" And the
Office boy, gathering them all into
large waste basket, did so.-~Green Bag.
You say IL was your double that
stole the chickens" "Yessuh." You
know / gave you thirty days once for
chicken stealing" All remembah,
sub" We'll, this time you get sixty.
That's the courts double. - PhiladeE-
phia Ledger
Couple Of fine girls. amt they7
One Of EN- is a fine singer, and the
other one can cook Yes, old man.
But there's a tragedy in your home.
The one who sings thinks she can
cook, and the one who cooks thinks
she can ing Cleveland Leader
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