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The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-07-29

ULY 20, 1910.
chief is mainly in his head.
Many a man who thinks he is a
racer, is really only sand hauler.
Conceit is SO universal and pro.
nounced, il must be great shock to a
man to be defeated for an Office.
Why isn't the minstrel show re.
peated? Amateur performances are
usually repeated 10y special request.
You might not think it, but there
are people to whom feeling at home"
doesn't suggest a delightful sensation.
When man takes of his shoes the
first thing after getting home from his
days work, il is sign that he is
getting old.
When a girl is about sixteen, she
has a notion that fairy tales, as well
as history, should repeat themselves
for her benefit.
There would, however, be good
many more guilty men if majority,
instead of a unanimous vote, were
sufficient to convict
Every time we are at the union
depot, and see trains go through, we
wonder if half the travellers wouldn't
be better off at home.
AS a general rule, committee is
number of persons who try to make
the chairman perform the task as
signed to all of them.
In every country town there is me
chanic so clever that people wonder
that he doesn't build an airship, and
beat Glenn Curtiss.
We still contend that if man wants
really good fishing, he can only get
satisfaction in the railway folders or
in another mans stories.
An Atchison man recently decided
to be as attentive to his wife as he
was while counting her. But, like JEFF
fries he couldn't come back.
While there is no law on the subject,
the women don't expect a widower
to marry again until his children grow
up.
Considering the great prosperity,
unnecessary number of men sitting
around.
The average man has about as
much use for gun as soldier has
for parasoI; ever see a soldier carry
parasol?
In gathering up the fragments, it
may also be stated that those Hutch
inson and Chicago prayers were an
swered fully.
A farmer was trying to hire harvest
hands today. 81 feed WELL" he said.
81 never ask anyone to get up from
the table"
In view of the fact that a candidate
doesn't want enemies, he is mighty
willing to risk making them by boring
people.
A certain Atchison Presbyterian has
three ambitions: To attend prize
fight, see big railroad wreck and wit
ness hanging.
An Atchison man who attended the
Fourth of July celebration at Coolidge
says the playing of the Coolidge band
| was misdemeanor.
OF course, We wanted him to come
| back, but when we remember that he
might have come back as the star
| performer in "Davy Crockett" it
makes the blow easier.
| we nate to see man punished, but
there is one Atchison man we fear we
will be compelled to let go to the
devil. He is determined to go, and
we don't see what we can do to pre-.
vent it.
There is a lot of useless good ad-
vice, but there is whole lot in the
good advice about letting whisky
alone. There is less excuse for whisky
drinking than for any other human
folly.
In some towns, the little girl who
practices the piano the greatest num-
Der of hours per day, is distinguished.
In other places, people expect little
| girls also to help their mothers with
the dishes.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-07-29

Taft's entitled to your sympathy
He sprained his ankle.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-07-29

After a man passes 60, his mis-,
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-07-29

What's become of the old.fashioned
red table cloth?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-07-29

In every country town there is me
chanic so clever that people wonder
that he doesn't build an airship, and
beat Glenn Curtiss.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-07-29

An Atchison man who attended the
Fourth of July celebration at Coolidge
says the playing of the Coolidge band
was a misdemeanor.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-07-29

What's become of Silver Hole, just
below the dam?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-07-29

We still contend that if a man wants
really good fishing, he can only get
satisfaction in the railway folders OF
in another mans stories.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-07-29

Wahoo Sam Crawford is still hitting
the ball.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-07-29

In gathering up the fragments, il
may also be stated that those Hutch
inson and Chicago prayers were an
swered fully.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-07-29

A farmer was trying to hire harvest
hands today. 81 feed WELL" he said.
81 never ask anyone to get up from
the table"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-07-29
AROUND TOWN.

Every boy ought to learn to swim.
But it was mighty cold last winter
Don't fill your stomach with ice
water.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-07-29

A certain Atchison Presbyterian has
three ambitions: To attend a prize,
fight, see big railroad wreck and wit.
ness hanging.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-07-29

In view of the fact that candidate
doesn't want enemies, he is mighty
willing to risk making them by boring
people.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-07-29

The average man has about as
much use for gun as a soldier has
for parasol; ever see soldier carry
a parasol?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-07-29

An Atchison man recently decided
to be as attentive to his wife as he
was while counting her. But, like JEFF
fries, he couldn't come back.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-07-29

Considering the great prosperity
and the demand for help, we see an
unnecessary number of men sitting
around.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-07-29

While there is no law on the subject
the women don't expect a widower
to marry again until his children grow
up.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-07-10
Country Correspondence
SORROW HOLLOW

Joseph Slade give his boots a good
greasing recently. It would be a good
thing if more would do the same.
Mrs Aivira Johnson's COW went dry
on her when Aivira wasn't expecting i
and she is very much disappointed be-
cause she was selling the butter to a
family in Hardserabble who IS depend
ing on her for the same and her with a
dry COW on her hands. Her COW don't
come in fresh again for some time
either.
s Peter Hankins moved hay last week
and got into a bumble-bees' nest and
the horses run of and drug Pete half
way acrost the field before he could
stop them. Him and the horses was ali
stung up,
Mrs. Ransom Smiley presented her
husband with big boy last Tuesday
evg, at about bedtime. Ranse Is turri-
bic glad It is boy. He was afeard all
the time il was going to be a girl.
Ranse says boy will come in turriblc
handy on the farm in a few years.
"Sniek" Waters has boil on his arm.
"Snick" says It pears to him that every
thing he comes in contackt with bumps
that boil and it's so sore that il makes
him almost sick 10 his sturnick.
These are all the news we can think
of this week.
More anon. SCRIBBLER.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-07-10

bilt for the personal use of Cy Hos
kinsl We would like Cy to answer
few of these questshions and we
therefore pause for a reply.
If Cy Hoskins don't be a leetle
mite careful he will wake up some
morning and find hisself disliked
by the people of Bingville. The age
of Tyranny and one man power is
past and the wox popuIi is the wox
deei. Bingville jest lost IS cts. by
Cy's offishioasness, whereas Hard
scrabble made $3.50. What is the
town hall for if it is not to rent to
them as will pay for it? Let us
rent it for any honorable and re-
specktable occashion and in time it
will pay for itself. We consider
that Cy Hoskins because he refused
to rent the town hall on this occa-
shion named owes to Bingville the
amount of 10 cts. We will now see
whether Cy is man enough to pay
it or not. In conclusion we de-
sire to say that Cy Hoskins iSnot
running the affairs of Bingville no
matter if he does think he is.
Subscribe for the Bugle.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-07-10
Big Joke on Bill

Bill Hepburn had a big Joke PLAYED
on him in Hen WeatheHsby's store
tother ev'g which if Bill could of found
out who was responsible for ii he
would of made it hot for them and like
as not of kicked the pants often them
besides. Bill he worked a little late on
the mite in question and so ne didn't
get around to the store as early as
usual. Jim Cookins who is ALWAYS
playing Jokes on other people and can't
take a joke hisself went and got q
pail of worter and he balanced the pail
on the edge of the door going in to the
store when he heard Bill come whist
ling down the street. Bill be pushed
the door open and the pail of worter
fell often the edge of the door and
come right down tight, over Bill's head
Jest as neat as q pin and the worter L
went down his neck and al over his
clothes ard liken to drown him. Az
soon as Bill could get his breath he
spoke up and desired to know who put
that paii up there for him because II
he knowd tbs guilty party he would
take him out In the street and fest wipe
up The dirt with him. But nobody re-
plied go Bill went home maddern q wet
hen. Bill Is almost dangerous when he
gcts riled up.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-07-10

pendenoe. Let old glory be unfurled
and long may she-long may she--long
long may She
Jed stopsed at this juncture and wills
pered something TO Amos Hillyer and
Anne jumped often the wagon and start
cd OF as hard as he could run.
Long may she-long may She
Jed kept a saying over and over again
and in about 10 minutes Anne returned
all outen breath with Jed's speech. which
Jed had come off from home without,
and being as he got stuck in his speech
and forgot the next word he sent Anne
of after It. Soon as Jed looked at the
speech he waved il above his head and
hollered Long may she WAVEi" but
by this time most of the crowd had lost
interest and had wandered off elsewhere
and Jed couldn't get the crowd together
again so he stopped speaking. 1t was
the opinion of all present that Jed's
speech was good speech as far as II
went.
AT noon a big dinner was served
under the trees in the grove back OF the
CillIN4lf allQ AZ Tic dAlClIOtH NdiiOlS
games was INDUCED in, and in the ev'e
some fireworks was put off, although
not many. being as them as had FIRE.
works couldn't scairsly wait until nigh;
TO put them of so they put them Of
sooner in most cases. Taken all in all
II was a very sucksessfui Forth of july
in our midst, and the interest took ir
the proceedings by our citizens show:
that we are turrible patriotick. Follow.
ing is a breef list of the injured:
Ranse Hillyer-Nose skinned by fir,
cracker.
Tommy Hillyer-Ditto to ear.
Bud Hinckley-Burnt thumb where h,
lit a frecracker and then forgot he haC
il in his hand until it went off.
Jabe Parker-Back burnt by SKY
rocket which fell down his neck.
Sim Gookins-Eycbrow peeled off b.
a roman candle going off before he wa.
ready.
Dave Whittacre-Whiskers singeC
while trying TO amuse the children b,
swinging kerosene rags ahre around hi
head.
Jimmy WiIliams-Eye BACKED in
fist fight with Brent Tucker of Snak,
Bend.
Ourself-Struck in the retreat by ,
exploding hrecracker throwd by per
sons unlonowed.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-07-10
THE BINGVILLE BUGLE
The Leading Paper OF The County.
Bright. Breezy. BoIlieo.s. Busting

Last week they was a stranger
visited our midst by the name of
Professor Alpheus G. Woodrow,
who hunted up Cy Hoskins, who is
first selecktman and desired to rent
the new town hall for last Friday
ev'g. Cy askt him what he wanted
to rent if for and Professor Wood
row told Cy that he desired to give
a leckshure on TECHNOLOGY, charging
a small admission fee for admit
Itance to hear same of 10 cts. for
CROWD ups and 5 cts. for children,
and nothing for infants. Professor
Woodrow told Cy he was willing to
pay rs cts. for the use of the town
hall for the eve'g.
AS soon as Cy found out that
Professor Woodrow wanted to give
a leckshure on TECHNOLOGY Cy got
mad and told the perfessor that SO
long as he had any say the new
Bingville town hall would never be
disgraced by having Chronology
leckshure give in it and that the
best thing the professor could do
would be TO git outen town less he
wished to be mobbed by our citi-
zens. The perfessor left immediate
and we have learnt from reliable
sources that he has arranged to
give his leckshure in Hardscrabble,
where he has succeeded in renting
a town hall for dollar and half,
which will go into the Hardscrab-
Ible treasury.
The reason Gy HosEcins is so ten
der on the TECHNOLOGY question is
that leetle over year ago they
was a man give a leckshure on
freenology in Bingville. and when
ICy went up on the platform to have
his head felt the perfessor told Cy
The was a tightwad and didn't live
|up to the religion he perfessed and
was addicted to the hard cider
habit and a lot more truths, and
lever sinst then Cy has been terrible
against TECHNOLOGY in any form.
AS editor and proprietor of the
BugIe we desire to ask whether or
not Cy Hoskins owns our town
IhalI? Is our town hall his own
private property and can he show a
deed for same, or does it belong to
the citizens Of Bingville. who bit
it out of the sweat of their brows
and the hard earned money of their
walletsI Who is Cy Hoskins that
he shall stand up in our midst and
say who shall use our town hall or
who shall notf Jest because cy is
first selectinan does he think he has
got right to run the town hall to
suit hisself1 Was the town hall
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-07-10
Personals

We have been having right smart Of
dry weather for spell back. In fact
We need rain bad.
Abe Whittacrc says he hasn't seen It
50 dry IN our midst for several years,
If not longer
Ham Wilson has bad cold on his
chest II is terrible disgustin TO have
3 cold on your chest in the summer
time It's bad enuff IN winter. Ham is
bathing the affeckted parts in raw lin
seed oil which he has turrible faith in
for a cold in the chest.
Miss Molly Tucker had her ears
pierced for earrings one day last week
and underwent the operashion with
great braveness. Molly's pap per-
formed it ard is agoing to buy Molly
set of earrings when he harvests his
crops
Widow Henderson had hen TO come
often the nest recently with two ducks
and nine chicks. Mrs. Henderson can't
tell for the life of her how she man
aged to get her eggs all mkt up like
that-she thought they was all hens
eggs. Do not repine. Mrs. Henderson
we all make mistakes.
Simon Cooper while driving down TO
Snake Bend one day last week saw a
black snake SIX feet long and would Of
kid it but he was in a hurry and when
he stopt returning It was gone
Cy Hoskins' pump IN his 3O-foot well
in his back yard has went back on him
after keeping in good order for more
than 50 years. Cy thinks the sucker IS
busted which is why the thing won't
pump. He has to carry worter from
his neighbors' which is a awful chore
and him so bizzy. Cy says if he only
could get holt of the agent who sold him
that pump he would make him take i
back or give him his money.
| Little Jabez Johnson, the four month
old son of Amir Johnson is on the sick
list. Little Jabe is cutting his teeth.
Hank Dewberry IS talking some Of
purchasing a new dog of Snide Peters
/ BY. Snide wants 50 cts. for the dog
and Hank has offered him a quarter.
Il will thus be seen that they is only 3
cts. between them and perhaps they viii
rnake--the dicker yet.
| : News is very scarce with Us this
week and these is all the personals we
can think of. That's the way it goes
some weeks they is. more news happens
than a person can get into the Bugle
and then the next week they wont be
any news and we haft TO go around and
rake and serape to git enuf TO fill up
the columns That's the way 1t is this
week.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-07-10
Personals & Locals Mkt

Doc Livermore. our professional hui
man speshialist and horse docktor amt
been so very busy for spell back They
amt been no births worth mentioning
and it's been so dry that the roomytiz
amt come back on many people and
they amt been TO axidents and Doc
says he amt scairsly urned his salt, as
you might sag. OF course we are all
glad to see good health in our midst but
at the same time we hate TO see good
helth interfering with a man making a
honest living.
Mrs Hez Andrews had a batch of
dough in her out. oven last Saturday
when blamed il the old oven didn't 20
and cave in and spite her entire setting
of bread. Mrs. Andrews Is consider
able put ont about this disaster and she
says she can't see why the oven choose
to fall down just when she had her
dough into it. We can't neither.
Amir Hoover over Sorrow Hollow
way was visitor to the Bugle Office
one day last week. Amri has took the
Bugle now going on IS years and he has
never paid red cent for same. He
says the Bugle is the best paper in the
county and that he couldn't get along
without il. We caikilate il never oc-
ours to Amir how we can git along
without no money to run the Bugle ont
Our attention has been called 10 a
hole In the cuivert which crosses the
road in the front of the P. o. which
some horse will get his foot into one of
these days and ike as not break its leg
and then the town will have q lawsuit
on is hands.
Subscribe for the BugIe--it gives all
the news this week or the week after
and Is good to tic up things in OF to
spread On eubbsEd shcivsA
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-07-10

And


aavs concluded to pick ur a little odd ehsnss
By selling
Lemonade and Peanuts Every satnr-
day might
while the warm weather LISTS
I have made arrangements wiz Hen neatn-
ersby 70 nx I'D q corner OF bis store Nneie
viii cell these peanuts and lemonade on the
dates mentioned
carry only drst-c1Hss goods IN me
peanut and lemonade class
am a expert in making lemonade II | co ssy
IL myself. Some people when they make iemonaas
put IN
Too much semon and too much sugar
thas making the lemonads
Too sour and two sweet at the same
time.
] Not 20 with me.
I take one lemon
sad silica Il up IN three or four gals. OF veset
ana add cup fsll Of sugar szd stir same and
then II 10 ready "a drink and ss ! sell Il on
add moro water and when IL IL all
gone / use the lemon IA make
SEINE moro with
Five cents per glass
il he price ! charge for this iemonnds. OF thFss
glasses for 10 cts.
Try some Of my peanuts and Lemonade.
The peanuts il cts. a plat tinfull.
They won't hurt yeu none sf they dozt de yoa
ne gscd-
1insyiiis, Esmsnadex PsanuttsE
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-09-22

-Lo cual contma aquelo de la esz.ritura staLtoram
""tHS est nuneWs. Por yo cuando uero YER ton
1oS me enclerrO I; solsS en- mn acoba
Y cubrra usted cl espeio, ver.lad e-dijo ,Jacobo
rtndose
Todavia rsonaban los limos esr,endos de rsa que lie
aconeti0 d. HmogeneS cuando saeron por puertec
la del ondo del comedor dondc conveIsbn JaeObo
aaS tres muchachas enpuanC~e llando grandes voces
a este lltimo Alguna novedad ocllrria
mente, electrlZadO por las de hermsbIlaS.
En- aquel momento entr0 tamben algo lgitado d. Juan
Lorenzo telegrma la manO.
lIa habdo I'm telegrama del Ito Femando-1ijo Ma
rIquita.
-Quiere que vayamoS-aiadi0 Segnnda
i va til ie ito Fernandez iquien acor1aba Ia
t!concIlly6 Melita.
No aborotes criaturas -interrunrpi6 sacramento
d. Juan Lorenzo al tempo que sentala.
Pero, 5decis que ha telegraiado ell ito Fernandez
pregunt6 Jaeobo aSombratlo. convencersse
-Si, hjo mo-dijo d. juan Lorenzo b1scando Sill
hosllo temf,lorCsa las gafas
i DemoncheS! -babuce6 d. IIenn6genes abrpndo niu
cho Ia boca dejando el labo inferior anO
ron al sOlideo
d. Juan Lorenzo lego 'Madrd, 10 manana Estoy
muy malo solo mandme 4lgulo tus hiio araeeeera
y,ho. Fernando seiias Aren@, X
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-09-22
NETI
DONDE MENOS SE lpjENSA-

-Paquo es tonto lie slt 1lsted vuetas mi lierm''
Mira .acobo que Sc $ luclo fStara lntiud"
Dor 3lgtin sentimiento personal.
No SOY tan mad i,tez ademjS, usted mismo me da -
razn con ESQ o. euenta tIl ,lia de la fiesta Papuit"
dice que el QHijotc aburrido.
Efe"tivame1lte no muy hueal dato que dlgamos Pc
70 tamben p1iede inuir lts de cutura, demonchtS
E Ouioe es cosa nuy exquisite para que 10 puedan sab"
rear tcdos los paladareS
Io que pTeslra de toque para oonocef !oS
,stos los tonto listed csn4Jrende tan hen conD
solo ole tene ell afan de tisrrlpar odo mundo eli ho
hre de talento tiene amc yer sempre e g1o
,.s iblo en- ltr t ss's0 ssima nav ns'att
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-09-22

Vapor americana S. v. Lmcbembsck.
Del puerto de New York, para el mes
tro saldra ell "a del actual.
Consignatarios, Insular Line.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-09-22

Vapor espanol Condo Wifrodo. pa
VA Cuba.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-09-22

Vapor espanol Monserrat Sali6 de
Caciz, el IS del corriente y recalara en-
este puerto ell %.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-09-22

Vapor espanol Pho TX. Del puerto
de Barcelona. Saldra el 20 entrante
para Canarias, Puerto Rsco Cuba
Consignatarios, Sobrinos de Izquierdo
y Co.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-09-22

Vapor espanol Catalina Saldra lie
Barcelona, ell del entrante para Cana
rias, Puerto Rico y Cuba
Consignatarios. Sobrinos de Izquier-
do Co.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-09-22

Vapor espanol Martin Saenz. Sa-
li6 de Barcelona el 20 del que cursa
para Canarias, Puerto Rico y Cuba.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-03-05
WORTH ) WEIGHT Y |
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Lady Learned About Cardui. The
Woman's Tonic ard Wis Now
Enthusiastic in its Praise.

M d 50
Mount Pleasant, Team is all
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M. E. Rail, of This place. ss
Il was great sufferer for 2 years and
was very wcas, but learned a5eut Cars
dui, and decided to Try it. Now ] am in
perfect health. u
""My daughter, when changing into
womanhood, got in very bad health. l
gave her Cardui and now she enjoys
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"cardui is worth its weight iii gold. 1
recommend itfor young and old"
Being composed exclusively Of harms
less vegetable ingredients, with mild
and gentle medicinal action. Cardui is
The best medicine for weak, sick girls
and women. Il,
II has no harsh, powerful, near-pois-
onous action, like some OF the strong
minerals and drugs, bit helps nature 10
perform a cure i'll a natural easy way.
Try cardui.
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-03-05
!. No. c645.
TREASURY DEPARTMENT
Office Of Comptroller Of the Currency
No. es45.
WASHINGTON, o. c.,

January 20, 1910.
Whereas. by satisfactory evidence
presented to the undersigned, 1t has
been made to appear that "The PEG:
pies National Bank of Fairmont" In
the City Of Fahrmont, in tho county
Of Marion and State of West Virginia,
has complied with all the provisions
of the States Of the United Starcs, re.
CURED to be complied with before an
association shall be authorized to com.
nencc the business of Banking;
Now, therefore I, Lawrence o. Muir.
ray, Comptroller of the Currency, do
hereby certify that "The Peoples Nh.
tionsl Bank of Fafrmont" in the City
of Farnont in the county Of Marion
and State Of West Virginia is author.
lied to comnenlc the business Of
banking as provided In Section Fifty.
one hundred and sixty.nine Of the Re.
yised Statutes ct the United States.
Conversion Of The Peoples Bank Of
Fafrmont. (.
In testimony whereof witness my
hand and Seal OF office this twenty.
sixth day ct January, 1910.
LAWRENCE o. MURRAY,
" Comptroller Ct the Currency.