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The Detroit times., 1910-05-31
MARINE
VESSEL PASSAGES.
noa RolN

Detroit.
DETROIT, May st5-Tp;" Clark
io;b Sunday niEhti Eads, IL; Dunna-
coma 1850; Alfred Mitchell. 1855 Mon
day mornings Senator 1885, Henry
corts. Manda. a. Castle, 800 Clyde
s:as; II PC Packer. 1870; Roumsnis and
Ware s.s. f ssS psna sodi is re- Rsp 9SS
illsS :'S%s, S,s Trey, ls'lO Monaay ats-
MANIA sRf ss s Am sS bath sOs H'iy ssds
HKi9E: .4;sOi sullivan. T:iO; ohm
Down: Joliet, 1880 Sunday nigh,:
Pontiac. 1870; r. g. Warner. A. ".
Thompson. l:so:. caoetaw, 40 Mon
Day meTnins; amJes z. Dayidson., 2::o;
SIS; xr%snia. SIS; Mary Me6PsEo cs.
Allegheny. !;soi City OF Paris. sos; NJ.
duras. Montezuma. A. l.. smith calu-
HaTloy $50 Hand b1N! 2; saRgSGT
Tacoma. le:t5 Monday afternoon: w. l.
Brown, 1910; Duluth. 1880; Glenmoie.
:S: Sotsssr q sabsra s:2O S stap ssGs
t.%a HRson s RfssRR Eugene e p alsss.
ton. Peter White, S:2o;- Walsh, sac;
sS I.hpsmi S cTo ss salt Lake EsDteSin ps
7:40. Manola, 1850: o. F. Parks. Nelson
Bloom. 1855: Onoko, $3.50.
sauIt ste. Marie.
SAULT STE. MARIE. Mich. May 81.
Up: Smith Thompson. 1880 Sunday
night; Walker. IL. Castle Rhodes. san
ont. Needing. 1880: Morrell. midnight;
Corrigan, Nye. l Monday morning: Ba'l
Brothers, Huronic. 2; Norway, $50; La
sale. Louisiana, Beatty, Leonard
Hanna, Samuel Mather (smalD, 4:S0;
Prince Rupert. Buffalo. $3.50: Sellwood,
Kennedy Oliver, Tampa. Algonquin.
ESQ; John Mitchell. I; Sinaloa, 1880;
Jenkins, Oceanic, Bennington, Ad-
vance $50; George Stephenson. sme9-
Connolly Brothers. Harold, IL Den
Northern Queen, $50: Ei6a. Jones. j;
Berwind, Crete, Andrew Epson, s; on
tario, $50
Down: Wexford, $3.50 Sunday night;
Rogers. 3; Eagan. Murphy. Hurlbut w.
Smith. Wahcondah, 10, Robbins. Black,
IL. North Star. 1880: Castalia, Rose
dale. Moll. / Monday morning; Charles
Hutchinson. Henry Hawgood 5: Philip
Minch, 4: Harvey Brown, 4:30; Schuck,
$50: Penobscot. 6; Howard Hanna, Z;
Waldo, 8; Uranus. Hart, st. Clair, 3.
Henry b. Smith, 1880; Bunsen. Nadia,
wilpen, 1890. Manitoba. noon: Jay
Gould, Rensselaer,, Martha, 1890 p. m. {;
Samuel r. Il. Morse, l. Crerar, Nor
walk 1880; Mclean, William II. Mack,
IL; Heffelfinger. Fayette Brown, Eden
! born. 3; Fulton, Nasmyth. 4; kamin-
| istique, 4:S0.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-31

g. ess' Beans :oi ;5 sSBss s
.,sDasSa Sc. ssrn Tasi. SS..t aa silsses
dards. 81: soaked. 500 TIC. salmon
sockoye. tall $3.50; fat. o.; Alaska
mate nSso.:. E'st s Se:S" .uee 'R I0iio
ceGee - Package coffee. ioo-lb. case.
nx2sglI dsliysTed; .,.,r,v ,,..
$50: coarse corn meal. t27; corn and
"a E,o chop isS per t 0s;.n,, in wood.
.trslgst. iS..S: clear ,sfS per Dbl. Rye
oii.-RSw I,nseed. $50; boiled IL.
Shc: Perfection, 1oe: Eoeene. lie;
fT S. F SsSIs o. lac ss per s1 Ha
ny. s2T 50@2s SO: medium. clear. $3.50
fs: smoked ham. I'm 0lsc: dry salt
picnic hams. lsRc: bacon. iSQ2oe: lard.
per 10.
snEar--The retail price us, for De:
Park. North Detroit and River Rougei
Crystal dominoes. Glib ISIS: crystal
dominoes. s;lb.. tszs: eagle tablets.
XXX powdered. ;siSS: .,S"osrd pow:
dereo. 3sio: graduated extra coarse
$3.50; do, nne In bulk, $50; do. s-ib.
LIB. cartons, $3.50: do. 10Th. cartons
1855; DO. 2s-lb. cartons. sS.ls; diamond
A, $3.50; confectioners' A. tSs5: No 4.
$50: No. :. JESS: 40. {. 1885, 1861 no no. l.
t5is; No. 8, $3.50; No o. ,5.S5; No 10
$3.50; No. IL tS2s; 30. n. $3.50: No
Michigan graduated. $3.50: household
! powdered. lib. cartons, - TO case, lass
The Detroit times., 1910-05-31
PRODUCE.

the produce market this morning. Win
| two days OF idleness on the part oi
shippers the receipts In all lines were
| extremely light. but at the same time
there were very few buyers out an
There was no change in the Elgin but
ter market this week. with so HltlS
| doing IL was hard TO get line on veal
sn dSSqftTSy s sSou, ' Steady The
demand for fresh vegetables ana green
stun IL active and the supply ample
but strawberries have been scarce Ioi
| several days.
% per Dbl: western box apples. ,f7s
$3.50 per box.
Bansnss--Good shipping stock, $50
62.s0. according 20 quality.
Beans--Dried Lima. 6kc per Id.
California csesr, .seH ss q ass D.r
CsuIinower California, sl.5oGi.1S
Cabbaxe-New. s2@275 per crate. Il.
Cheese--Michigan nat. late made. 10
Sisee: f I'm @ass wq.eon.in i7Sise:
York State. ls0lsc; German cream.
brick. lT0iThc: schweitzer domestic
block 2lc; domestic loaf. csc: import
Cr.nbeTrie.-ss'5oes per Dbl
Dates-Persian. 5dsc h.: Fards' ~
VIC per 10. -
Dressed CaIve.-ChoIce. lOh Ollie Id;
common. sGloc per 10.
rigs-lmported new. 1l0lte per Id
california. s5c per box.
bapss sh oxsgstasles - rucn n,,,rs not NOT
house. 13Gl4c lb; head lettuce, s:e
gls9 per doz; radishes. long n
round: zoe per doz wax beans, n,,s9s
pus parsley, 25c per doz; green ocans'
700 go per hamper; green pepPedTy Z
e0e basket; Florida tomatoes. SL'Sg y, .
per Srbasket crate. Soc per Sask s6s w su:
beets 6o465c doz: carrots. 75c bn; pie
plant. 26Q soc doz: spinach, Toe bu. as as
Psssgus slSo@l.75 per box oS seSn
iOgi2e per doz.
California Frnit.-Peaches, 81: april
Gets. t275; cherries, 1926 q 2bO per ooA'
Hay-Detroit dealers are paying the
following prices for baled hay In car
lots Q. b.; Detroit: No. ! tim0sthhSy'
! oy.29 mixed Nd ;,s t5Isiay rye straw
T. Loose hay from farmers wagon
on the city markets ranged from w
Iii Hia: e: e Hpr'''yN 10 /, ,oc; green
ssSS::5: ss:; E ks ZIP Ss,,' s;ur :S S;.$ 4;
green. 1xe; No. calf cured lse; sreegS green
s:slfs 10 or 80; !; horse hides. No 10 y;
wool. 20460c
Honsy-Fancy white. Is0l1o; am
Der. ls0 lac; extracted; @ss per p.r 70 ID.
Limes--s1 q Las per 100.
Meions-Rocky Tords. 20 per case
Mushroons-lsQSo SOC per Id; =,
Nuts--walnuts. 1b416c: ALMONDS; y.
Ulbc: pecans. 110i6c; hlberts. II ~ lzoi
Rraxiis, s9l0c; mixed nuts. 40 l4e PEI PEI
10: hickory nuts. shellbarks. SlZb lev.
Onions-New Bermuuas. ~ per crsss'
Texas Bermudas. 81 per crate
orasEes - California navels' sz''sV
per crate.
Observation-Disclosures i.2oUz PEI
dog. y2.b0Q2.16 per crate
Potatoes--Car lots. oulk. zSVzo.'
rags. 16Q2sc per bu: new BernnS W,
tl.1s per bu: new southern. l.4p ~:
Poultry-Broilers, 2tQ1sc; enickens
l701Sc; hens lsc; stays and oau
ROSTERS, 1201lc; ducks. lh6 Ice; geese
l2c; turkeys. II dlSc per N.
strnwberrfes-24- ct. cases. " s'oV.
hamper. -
TaIIow-No. 1. sKS: No. :. Sho ID
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Knicher: Why did you pay $4O.5S
fer that hat?
Mrs. Knicher: had to do it to make
my check book balance.-New York
Sun.
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per ease. household. pgwdsrsd. l.Ih
BUTTER AND Zoos.

srss; Ia s:y sss,, :''Fs .i b s:s ~
Eass--ffssh surrspt receipts. eases
;nsiudss; ny per dea Receipts on
The Detroit times., 1910-05-31

Signatures made with a lead pencil
are just as good in law as those made
with ink.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-31

Apples-Fancy. NQt.5o; common. "
"a per Dbl: western box apples. sf7s
$3.50 per box.
q so. according 30 quality.
Beans--Dried Lima. 6kc per ID.
Celery-Florida. $3.50 per crate.
Cal
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11
WOULD BE OF MORE VALUE
Father o'Leary's Faoetious ReJoinder
to John PhiIpot curran an Ex-
ample OF Real Wit.

One day the famous John Philpot
Curran, who was also very partial to
the said corned mutton, did me the
honor to meet him. To enjoy the so
ciety Of such men was an intellectual
treat. They we're great friends and
seemed to have a mutual respect for
each others talent, and, as it may
easily be imagined, O'Leary versus
Curran was no bad match.
One day after dinner Curran said to
him: Reverend father, wish you
we're St. Peter"
"And why, counselor, would you
wish that l were St. Peter?" asked
O'Leary.
Because, reverend father, in that
case" said Curran, you would have
the keys of heaven, and you could let
me In"
by my honor and conscience, coun-
selor," replied the divine, ut would be
better for you that had the keys of
the other place, then could let you
out"
Curran enjoyed the joke, which he
admitted had good deal of Justice in
it.-From Kelly's "Reminiscences.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11
THE GENTLEMAN BEHIND
Young Lady Knew ho Was Staring
at Her, but Found Out She
Was Mistaken.

Scene-Suburban train. Attractive
young lady about middle OF car. En-
ter handsome young man, who stares
at her as he comes down the aisle.
He passes her seat and as he does SO
accidentally drops his newspaper in
it. He takes the seat behind her.
She king)-Forward thing! He
has excellent eyes, however. Such
men are SO conceited. suppose he
dropped this paper here so he may
have an excuse to speak to me when
he, asks for 1t. I'll freeze him II be
does.
I can feel him looking at me. Thank
goodness, the train is pulling out
I'm glad I've been to my hairdress-
er's. My back hair is sure to be all
right l nearly broke my neck trying
to see the effect Of that barette Of
brilliants.
Mercy! The back of my neck feels
like 1t is blushing.
/ wonder II the hairs on the nape
Of my neck are caught up or IL they
are struggling.
II put my hand up to feel he will
know why Horrid thingl
I'm glad l wore this neckless shirt
waist.
I'm not in the least vain. but I've
been told plenty of times that the
nape of my neck is pretty.
Heavens! I can feel his eyes right
there.
And this is the cutest lace in my
yoke.
] do wonder II my ears are red.
It's strange he doesn't ask for his
paper. My! How I would squeleh
him!
That's the fifth stop. guess he
doesn't want his old paper. He'd
rather sit there and stare rudely at
a girl. Humph! I pity his sweet
heart. II he has 'one. All men are
flirts.
The photographer seid last week
that the curve Of my neck was very
artistic.
Well. / must say II Is simply impu-
dence in him to stare me out of coun-
tenance behind my back. Here comes
the conductor again. I'll show this
brassy young man his place.
(Aloud) Conductor, will you kind.
ly hand this paper to the man behind
me? He let 1t fall in my seat when
he got aboard.
onductor-There's no one behind
you. The gentleman who had that
seat got out at the first station
Chicago Evening Post.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11
He Was a Boston Bow.

Your little boy must be very in
telligent," said a visitor to Boston
school teacher whose five-year-old son
was forming Greek words with build
ing blocks.
Intelligent" exclaimed the proud
parent HE is phenomenally gifted.
AS an example of his early erudition,
what do you suppose we're the first
words he ever spoke?"
Papa and mammal"
STUFF and nonsense!" calculated the
father. in tone of disgust. why, the
day he was IL months old he suddenly
laid down his algebra and said to me: /:
Father, the longer live the more In
dubitable proofs perceive that there
is in Boston as much culture to the
square inch as there ever was In the
ambient area of ancient Athens!'"
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11
THE MARKETS.
LIVE STOCK.

Nov. b, 1910
EAST ST. LOUIS. s.--Cattle---Native beef
steers. $55o@575; cows and heifers. $3.50
Q7.00; stockers and feeders, s3.50@5.50:
Texas steers. -$4.oo@7oo; cows and heif-
aossMixed saSfs n and eaa oaa lels
$s.45@8.65; good heavy. sS.00@s.25; rough,
s7.2507.50; light, sS.50@S65; pigs. $1,000
$50; sheep-Muttons. ss.75@4-25; lambs.
cHicAGo-Mixe and butchers. SITS
heavy, 74O9se5; light. ss.1o@s 50; pigs.
neg0h sows ana hefers stseess and
calves. s7.5o@lo.25. Sheep-Native. $3.50
@4.S5; Western. s2.65@4.30; lambs s4.75@
e.e5; Western, s4,75Q6.65.
KANSAS CITY, Mo.-Cattle-Dre
beef and export steers, $6.35@7.40; fair
se sea sIg Ana feeess weses eoStb
ern steers, $40625: southern cows, s2.76
04.5o; native cows. s2.65@6.
sr LOFTS whsatMNo GsAlN; rad s.mss.
No. red, sO@sa; No. 4 red. ss@ss: No:
2 hard, 8sM Q95; No. red, 88@9S; No. Z
hard, So@S5. Corn-No. 2, 40: No. 8. IS;
sG mhs ssSS S sS ST. No No. ysSw wh's tsH oats SS
2s1k Gao; NO 2 white. ss@Ssh; standard.
a2N @ss; No. 8. s2@s2A; No. 4. s0h0
-wheat--No. o red, s1@
s1X; No. 8 red. ss@sl; No. 2 hard. sl9
80; No. 5 hard, ss@so;. No. / northern.
osSapt No aprng Ns ssios aorteeern eernNo sSS
Z y;esilow, Soi SSi; No: 3 yellow, Box q
5oh No. 9 white. 4sz 95o. oats1No ats No !.
standard. 32% @ssA No. 8 white, s2@ss;
KANSAS -Wheat--No. 2 red, 81
ga. No hard S70D94: No hard 86tn
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11
AN iNTOLERABLE ITCHING

Just about two years ago, some
form of humor appeared on my scalp.
The beginning was slight itching but
it grew steadily worse until. when I
combed my hair, the scalp became
raw and the ends of the comb-teeth
would be wet with blood. Most Of the
time there was an intolerable itching,
in painful, burning way, very much
as bad, raw burn, II deep, will itch
and smart when first beginning to
heal. Combing my hair was positive
torture. My hair was long and tan
gled terribly because Of the blood and
scabs. This continued growing worse
and over half my hair fell out. was
in despair, really afraid of becoming
totally bald.
Sometimes the pain was SO great
that, when partially awake, / would
scratch the worst places SO that my
fnger-tips would be bloody. / could
not sleep well and, after being asleep
would commence and then I would
wake up nearly wild with the torture.
A neighbor said 1t must be salt rheum.
Having used Cuticura Soap merely as
toilet soap before, I now decided to
order set Of the Cuticura Remedies
-Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Pills.
used them according to directions
for perhaps six weeks. then left off,
as the disease seemed to be eradi-
Gated, but toward spring. eighteen
months ago, there was slight re-
turn of the scalp humor. COM
menced the Cuticura treatment at
once, so had very little trouble. On
my scalp used about one half a cake
of Cuticura Soap and half a box of
Cuticura Ointment in all. The first
time took six or seven bottles of Gu
ticura Pills and the last time three
bottles-neither an expensive or te-
dious treatment. Since then I have
had no scalp trouble of any kind.
Standing up, with my hair unbound, 1t
comes to my knees and had it not been
for Cuticura l should doubtless be
wholly bald.
This is a voluntary. unsolicited tes-
timonial and take pleasure In writing
1t, hoping my experience may help
someone else. Miss Lillian Brown.
r. F. D. l, Liberty, Me-. Oct. 20, 1909"
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11
Stronu Preaching.

The minister's eight-year-old daugh-
ter was returning with her parents
from church, where the district super
intendent had that morning occupies
the pulpit.
"Oh, father" asked the little girh
her face alive with enthusiasm, Don't
you think Brother G. Is a very strong
preacher? ! do"
"Gratifled by this evidence of un,
usual intelligence on the part of his
offspring, the minister eagerly inr
quired into her reasons for her stats,
ment.
"Oh," replied the little miss. arb
lessly, didn't you see how the dust
rose when he stamped his feetT-,
Judge.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11
Reporter In Luck.

City Editor (hurriedly)--Anything
new about that suicide in the st. Fash
ion hotel?
Reporter-Not much. The man was
stranger, about my size. Shot him
self with a 32-caliber revolver. Had
on a dress suit at the time. The body
had been taken to the morgue.
City Editor-'Bout your size. That's
lucky. l want you to report big So
ciety wedding In an hour. Rush
around to the morgue and ask the
keeper to lend you that dress suit
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11
THOUGHT SHE HAD PRAcTICED
Frenehman's Suspicious Really somsi
thing Of Compliment to the
Men Of America.

Claude Grahame White. the English
aviator, praised. at dinner In New
York, the good fellowship of Amer
leans
THE American woman is regarded
abroad AZ an angel" he said This
man is admittedly good fellow, but
an angel he is far from being.
You've heard of the Frenchmani
perhaps, whose sweetheart spent the}
summer in America? After her return3
the poor Frenchman seemed quite
blue.
What's the matter with your ~
friend asked.
II am worried the other muttercdI
about my fiancee. You see, since her
return from America she kisses -
much better than she used to-"
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11
An Awful Moment.

The company always included many
delightful women, and / remember the
CONSERVATION caused among them ono
day by Burnham, the scout. He en-.
planned that he attributed his success
as a scout to the acuteness Of hiD
sense of smell; it was like a blood.
hounds.
There's no one here today" he
affirmed. who at any time anywhere
in the future / could not recognize IN
the dark. Yes, I could tell you, and
you, and you," nodding at an alluring
group In modish apparel. "by the way
you smell"
For an awful moment the converse
tion fiagged.-McClure'
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury.

mercury will surely destroy the sense OF smell
and completely derange the whole system when
entering IL through the mucous surfaces. Such
articles should never be used except on prescrip-
tlons from reputable physicians as the damage they
will do Is ten fold TO the good you possibly de-
rive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure. manufactured
by F. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo. o.. ntans mer
curry. and ia taken Internally. acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces OF the system In
buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get the
genuine. II Is taken internally. and made in Toledo.
Ohio, by F. J. Cheney Co. Testimonials free.
Sold by Druggists. Price. 75c per bottle.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11
Poor Doctors.

Ancient Egyptian physicians be.
longed to the priesthood. to that caste
to which. In addition to religious
worship, the care of all learning was
intrusted. And physicians, as mem
bers of the priestly college, were in
receipt Of money and all manner Of
grub and good drinks from the tenn.
pie funds. How different today! Some
OF the hungriest. poorest crust chasers
extant are doctors.-New York Press.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11
Where the Bell Rings.

This spot on the map of the United
States is. and always will be, the
clearing house of the country. Touch
q commercial, Industrial or financial
button to a bell anywhere from Maine
to Texas, or Montauk Point to the
Golden Gate. and 1t rings right here.
So, as the nation grows and does more
and more Of everything. the ring Of
the bells here will be louder and
louder.-New York Press.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11
Good Arranuement.

A genial looking gentleman wanted
an empty bottle in which to mix a
solution, and went to a chemists to
purchase one. Selecting one that an
swered his purpose he asked tho
shopman how much 1t would cost.
WELL" was the reply, IF you want
the empty bottle it will be a penny,
but If you want anything in 1t you can
fair" said the customer; put in q
cork"
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11

ED GEERS, "The grand old man." he
is called for he is so honest handling
horses in races. He says: 81 have used
SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE for II
years, always with best success. 1t is the
only remedy / know to cure all forms of
distemper and prevent horses in same sta
BILE having the disease" Soc and 81 bot
tie. All druggists, or manufacturers. Spohn
Medical Co., Chemists, Goshen, Ind.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11
An Effort to Obllae.

"Mr. Lowbrow does his best to be
agreeable" said the sympathetic
young woman. TITS too bad that he
has so little tact"
II understand that Miss Coddleyap
refuses to speak to him. He sent her
a box of candy and she fed it all to
her pet terrier. So he tried to be still
more kind and thoughtful and sent
her a box of dog biscuit"
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11

pleased with the quick relief Doan's
Kidney Pills gave me. They drove
the pains AWAY and restored my kid
neys to normal condition. I have
been free from kidney trouble for six
years."
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. 80 cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11
A Novelty,

Mrs. Hardapple-Just look, Hiram.
That car has sign on It: ITO the
barn"
Mr.. Hardapple-By heck, Mandy.
let's get on. I'm just homesick to see
barn. Haven't seen one since we
eft our old red one behind two weeks
ago.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11
Too Free.

Seymour-What caused the Allcome
Life Insurance company to fail?
Ashley-It was altogether too free
in accepting risks. l don't believe 1t
would have even refused to insure the
life of a turkey the day before Thanks
giving"
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11
VIII Rebuild the Elms Hotel.

viii Rebuild the Elms Hotel.
The blackened stone walls and the
twisted iron beams and pipes Of the
New Elms hotel at Excelsior Springs,
which was destroyed by fire will give
way soon to new structure, of steel,
concrete and marble, absolutely fire.
proof. A. ]. White, who, with /. j..
RingolslSy, is owner of the hotel, told
Col. Willis Wood and John Emmuke,
lesses Of the hotel. that he would
replace the ruins with seven-story
fireproof building. The hotel was
built in 1909 at cost of $15O,OOO. The
equipment was valued at $4,000. The
building was insured for $4,000 anC
the contents for $4,000.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11
Club Women Hold Convention.

The Fourth district organization of
the Missouri Federation of Women's
clubs met at Moberly with Mrs. r. In
gals of Columbia presiding. The state
president, Mrs. E. NJ. SHEPARD Of
Springfield spoke. The delegation
numbers 200.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11
Hence the Name.

In the service of a Baltimore fam
lily is an old negro cook known as
Aunt Sally, and not the least of her
achievement is the preparation of sea
food.
In the kitchen one day Aunt Sally's
nephew, a nine-year-old lad from q
point where crabs are seldom seen.
was watching in breathless interest
the old lady's deviling of a dish Of
such crustaceans.
"Aunty," said he, after much refiec-
ton upon this mysterious point, docs
debbil crabs come from de debbilT
mo, chile" promptly responded
Aunt Sally; but dey is de debbil to
make"
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11

In every part Of my
body. l rested poor
ly and was so stiff
in the morning I
found 1t hard to
dress. I became
tired easily, lost
flesh and was in a
bad way. I was well
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11
Endeavorers Elect.

The state Christian Endeavor so.
cieties in session at Sedalia for the
twenty-third annual meeting elected
following officers for the ensuing year:
President. Cree ]. Henderson. Kansas
City; vice-president, Carl L. Edger-
wood, Springfield; secretary. virgie
Campbell, Kansas City; statistical sec,
retary, Myrtle Moore. Springfield; ;
treasurer, Gus Schmidt, ST.. Louis. A
resolution was adopted at the
session fayoring statewide prohibition.
The society raised $4,000 for its work
in the state this coming year.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11
A ReaIist on Hope.

William Dean Howells, discussing
realism at one of his Sunday after
Moons in New York. let fall neat
epigram on hope.
Hope" said the famous novelist,
'is not, really, an angel in a dia-
phanous robe Of white, but only the
wisp Of hay held before donkey's .
nose to make him CO."
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11

What Murine Eye Remedy Does to
the Eyes is to Refresh, Cleanse.
Strengthen and Stimulate Healthful
Circulation, Promoting Normal Condi-
tions. Try Murine In your Eyes.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11

For almost everybody, the course Of
life is fixed by inexorable necessities.
Not one in thousand is free to
choose the life he would care for
Dickinson.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11
a Terrified Hero.

did you have any narrow escapes
in the surf last summer"
YES" replied the life-saver. "One
lady whom l rescued was so grateful
that she nearly married me-"
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11
.Missourian Killed In Runaway.

James Steel, live stock buyer OF
Breckenridge, was killed in runaway
near Lock Springs. Mr.. Steel, with
Jonathan Eads was driving to Lock
Springs, when their team became
frightened, throwing both men into
barb wire fence. Steel died a short
time afterwards. Eads was Injured
only slightly.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11
Pride.

Chicago has a lot OF local prida
hasn't it?"
We'll" replied Mr.. Lakemish; liz
depends on whether you are talking
about baseball or the grain businessIr
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-11-11

Following the refusal of Springfield
to turn over $4,000 pledge for immigra-
ton work in the state until relief is
given by the state legislature. unless
the headquarters Of the state board
were located in Springfield, announce
ment was made that J. H. Curran,
chief commissioner WA. close the Of
fee of the board in st. Louis and take
the st. Louis office force to Springfield.