New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-05-02
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Felix Green" in an open letter to Gov
ernor Marshall Of Indiana in THE Indian
apolis Star on the subject of the Jeffer-
son dinner, at which Marshall and Con-
gresham Sulzer. of New York, were the
speakers. says: Il don't no when I've been
t1ckelder than when 1 red yore speech at
the Jefferson funeral services last mite,
and told my woman tell her most all
that l node you would skin 'em aWI.
When you sed yu wuz a Democrat as WuZ
yore father, yore grandfather, yore CRATE
grandfather. you sure wuz settin' rite down
neer JefferSonian principles, and tell you
it comes neerer telIin' why man Is a
Democrat than Wuz expressed by emmy
other of the funeral exhorters attendin'
thare. I reckon this William Sui
ger, Of Moo York. is the man who organ
lied Sul2er water, which is, as I under
stand 1t, a kind OF sidedish to Democracy,
fur when l Was down at the tavern in
yore city 1 hurd Tom Taggart tell the
clerk at the bar 10 give him sulzer on
the side. Yu WuZ smart in not
sayin' anything that hurt the feelings Nv
the Methedistsr too in fact you ged
nothin that any one could care for. an
I. like you. like the old fashioned things
they can have sulzer water an canned
salmon. an sich. but give me cornbread
an ticker. FcelinIy yoFes"
Visitor Gin aeroplanic Observation-Disclosures
became of that beautiful little water span
lei YOU had on your Yacht last summer?
Ho5tesS-Oh. he was so Questionable
uD here that l exchanged him for - sky
terrier.-Life.
To illustrate the attention to duty on the
part of officials and their sense Of justice,
this story Waa told yesterday By q we'll
known writer: Last summer I spent sew
eral months In a nearby place With my
family. and was driven back to New York
BY the mosquitoes in October The tar
officers, regardless of the fact that I was
only summer guest. sent me $1,000
personal tax bill 7 took the first oppor-
tunity to call at the office to protest The
affabie official asked me: What Is your
business German newspaper man and
poet J said. Then he put heavy lines
across the face Of the tan bill. and with a
look which betekened his goodness or
heart handed me so cents"
KEPT APART.
''It women would only be bolder.''
Declared the sufrra aette,
And just stand shoulder to shoulder,
Wed win the ballot yet"
But one woman candldly told her
When she at last had hughed.
I'VE can't stand shoulder TO shoulder
We'd get our hats all crushed"
Washington Herald.
monument 20 the memory Of Professor
Tyndall. ono of the pioneer English Alpin-
lists. who was the first climber to reach
the SUBMITS OF several virgin peaks In
the Swiss Alps, including the Weisshorn
wil be erected on the BelaIp at height
or 1000 feet above Brigue, in the course of
this summer season. The monument, which
is the work OF a Geneva sculptor, Herr
Correyon. will he two hundred yards above
Professor Tyndali's Alpine home. Villa
I-uggen, on the BAlelp, and will face the
Aletsch glacier, one OF tho InrEcst and
longest In Switzerland
Teacher-Johnny, which is Tight-"a man
Hes easy or a man lies easily?
puril-Who's the man 2-CleYAland leader
General Mario Menocal. who was a can
didats for the Presidency Of Cuba. has
mind He Is manager Of the
Chaparra estate. which has the largest
sugar plantation in cuba To q friend In
New York General Menocal has sent scniA
1sures that are interesting
In the twenty four hours Of March - the
ChapaHr mills turned out ! sns, 7oA pounds
require train Of thirty-six cars Of 5000