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Imperial Valley press., 1910-11-26
IMPERIAL JUNCTION.

The Junction has been receiving a great influx of hobos, as many as twenty at time having "herded" here during the past week.
 X < <
 Imperial Junction now has an eating houSe-a two-wheeled cart located on the site of the recently burned hotel It is proving convenience to stranded travellers.
 X < <
 Imperial Valley is missing a good opportunity for advertising in not hay ing display of products and proper signs located at Imperial Junction to attract the attention of the thousands of travellers over the main line of the Southern Pacific.
 < < x
 A neat parking has been constructed in front of the building recently erect ed by the Southern-lPacificf for use of the block signal service men. The plot has been set to palms and euca- lyptus trees have peen planted on the grounds around the building.
Imperial Valley press., 1910-11-26
NOTICE TO BEE-kEEPERs.

Owing to the reports of the appear ance of European and American foul brood in bee colonies of adjacent counties, it has been decided that all bee colonies shipped into Imperial county must be inspected at Imperial Junction by the Imperial County Bee Inspector.
 491tf A. F. WAGNER, Fl Centro
 Bee Inspector for Imperial County
Imperial Valley press., 1910-11-26

The El Centro Barber Shop, owned by Messrs Oldham and Dixon is run ming three chairs at present, No Mexicans or Japanese are served 26-tf
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-04-30
9Onsert bes g. u. siniuaie.
Srdeiters.

Sim 6reitag abenb biclt unler
Sinfonie-S rheiter unter Scltu,.a oes
&errn Carl Sabn iein SbluBfon5ert
Der .Saiion ab, leiber Dor Idipod)
beiubtem Sauie, obgleid 6os pur,
5iiglihe Hrosramm unlo Die cbeliIo
~eeoiengene @usfiibrllng oeiielben sen
Goal in allea ieinen Md,tuten b6tte
fiiaen ioaen. Won lit seneigt 5u fra-
gent: $50 lit ofnn eigentlid oas piel
%geriibmte mliifolii6e Ylblituln
San Mntonio's merm cs einenl
8on5ert, oas jeoer @roBitaet 5l'T
gbre gereiben ipiiroe, fern blci6.2
SSn Dem aug 46 Ssnltrumeuten bette
benoen Srheiter ipirfen meGr ols
stpan5ig Gilettonten init, oct .Eues-
bap Iuriliarp Chorus" lpar nut
% 0amen pertreten u1ib oujerbem
Scr 0eet9onen-M dnnerd)or, ii oeiien
Solle ooS 9onsert obgebolien muroc.
gae Mitslieber bieier 8erei,tieuneen
baben ood i9ren Mnbung Der ST.
@terelie an i9ren 8eltrebungeit offeits
baren unb oud feline 5reiiubc 5.r
geteiligung onresen %iollte; oes aoit-
5ert cling BON Mmerifaitcrn uno
9eutlfen aus uno tros6enf ole &c.
flagensiperte 2eere oes Saiiies. Gr.
mutieung in Der Yflege oer Duff
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Sic arme Yrin5eiiin.
Homan BON Seosr pea
3obeItit.
taorticbMnA.l

tJnrtlc8illll.)
Mls er mdr5lib muroe, lhlile es
i'm Shloiie elm unb traf 8epfIB. es
NOR fem ribtieer glisidlag, aber
ELM griet Der beinabe ebenlo lpirtte,
ein eingeidriebener 8rief, uito ols
8epfllB i'm geleien bette, balo ROT
balo meiB meroenb, lanf ct crit lrtc
seridmettert IN ieinen 2ebnitubl
uno iprang bonn ipieoer eutpor mo
rief nod ieiner Srou: uauguitc, es
eebt los, es eebt losl Die Geforoteu.
re fommeu, Elm 9aumeilter, Elm ST..
nenard)iteft, elm engliid)er &ammer.
oieuer, iieben 2ofoien, @agen u1o
Pferoe, audi elm Sofdef! Us gebt
IS sine ipirtlid los. Cine 5ltpo.
lion neuer Meniden li6erflntete
@otterneeg. ais Spieenreitec cr'
fhien 8ehtsanmalt 8rieienleii tel old)
BEL 9epfuB NIT ieinem 9rcBen Tor'
temonnaie: es bonoelte lid) Inn Gle
llnterbrinenne utlb 8ertiIeguilg
aler Der eintreffenoen 2eute; ea MUS
te elm formlider Shlaftplan emit
norfen tperoen, oos SdloB offilcte
.Die0er 9iiren mo Seniter, Die Com.
NUNS mnrben geliiftet, oic groben
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-04-30

Sopon ipreden i'm Stat Ser golfer
ebenio gut nit pie 5ronfreih u1to
England; 4merifa tritt ielbltlcluuBt
uno boaberehtist i'll Den 9r'iS Der
8olferfamilie ein. 8eitrcbungell.
Die poroem olf europa held,rdatt
bIieben, unfaiien ieht bie gottae
@elt. Gin omerifaniiber 8rilioent
bot Den 8~tpeiten SrieoensforereB M
geregt, in Mmerifa miro Der
Srieoen atpiiben @uBlanb uno So
pan gei9loiien. @eltfonsrelie to-
gent in @aibineton, in Werifo, III
gio Sc Saneiro, in 9uenos aores;
mebr als ie fiiblen Die 9oIfer Der
Welt Die Notwenoigfett enter &C.
genieitigen @,lnaberune ullo 8erItan'
bigune.
9abei tits aber ol1 flnrer &c.
moroen nnb Die 8olfe1fufufsbei.
merei peridninoet mebr ulih mebr.
@abreno Ser groBe Stootsmann
4nor nod pom etpigen 6riearn fa-
ielt, erfldrt Tbeobore Nooiepelt
in Ser Sorbolll1e az Garis nit Dir.
rem @orten: Ser eiuige 1rleoe lit
cine unmoglidfeit. IS Wirb Sag,
man fangt atl in oieIcr srober
gepaltisen Mn1aberull9 ni6ts Sol,
ides mebr gu ieben, nihts ba6iuter
8l iuden, mos nidt binter igr itedt
uno oaourb crit berleibt men tbr
BEN mirfliben 8ert. Grit lpen,f
man iih po0ig fIar iiber Ste15el,
nno Moelidfeiten bieier Anndbe-
runssbeitrebuugen lit crit oanI
meroen ale bieie 4ongreiie mo
4onferen5ea ibre bolle praftiide @e.
| beutitna baben. \
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-04-30

nno bes Geianges fonl1en Die 9erf-
i6aften beim grobell 8llblifun nift
ur,o es lit fir iie, ioate FIR
oen 9irigenten Serrn So9h Der
ole Gortrage %leitete, I'M 10 loGtider
lno alld) onerfelmensluerter, oub
lie ibre Mr6eit unermiiolid lortleb-
ten. Nt6t @itelfeit ourd offentli-
DIES Mnftreten, ionoern MIR 'paDre
2llit ullo 2ie6e sur @unlt mir
ipre6en bier n1ebr bonn Srd)riicr--
balt oieie Srgoniiationen 5nian-
men.
Gent &or5ert lag folge1oes ans.
crleIere Grogromm SIT 8rntlDe:
Suberture .goriolon" 9p. 62.. -.
So. ....2. Satt SeetDobe''
ltnbollefoete Sinfunie. ... s. SCHUBERT
I1egro Moderate
Nnoa1lte con motto
(a) @al5er. Nempbert ul1D Sallile. >.
=. .gembera
(b) 8arcarole aus ~Soffmarals G1e
OoJAAAhSSAts
Suesbap &uriliarp @borus
(a) Streidqltartett. -, ..Gad
~ @oripiel gu v9eluge"
Gain. SaeHs
(0 Srdtermarid.. .sbop,r
Nrie aus. aaoni9iiil bon Saba" 6onuoS
@rs. 6. Rortbriip Sores
&al5er ~Slebermd1is" 500. Girari
.9anberfenralu9". &c. @rlea
8eetboben@ Mdnnerdor
9as auditorium lauidte aler
gortrdee iebr anoad)tig ltltO torete
ont ShluB ieoer Summer tid)t NIL
ieinen1 @eifan., 9ieienigen, oie %
maren, baben iiderlidy einen @euui
gebabt ,lno limo ben 8eranitalterr
fir oas id]one &on5ert lebr banfbar
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@aReruerfe nnb Tencrlucbr.

Das nMationaI 8oaro Of Sire un-
bermriters" laBt ourd bas Commit
tee on Sire Brepention", ous Der
einigen Gagen bier eineetroffen lit,
einen 8eribt iiber Die Seueri6ut-
@erbaltniiie III unierer Stuot Der
offentliden. Der 8eridt Der auf
ben i'm leeten Monat ourd Sic SIT
genieure Der @eieaihaft uorgenom<
menen l1nteriu9unsen baiiert tit.
ipri6t iid i'm Magemeinen nid)t illt-
giinitig ans, madt aber Folgelloe
@mpfeblllngen:
Dos NIT Giienbleh beiAlasens
Humpenbaus nruB bur6 chi mirf=
lid feueriiferes @ebduoe erIeti mer-
ben.
Cine neue Yumpe, sic taglua
5molf Millionen @allotlcl1 Ualier
foroern fam, mlB aneeihafit mri-
ben.
So6gelegene @egenoenA mtiiYleu
nit %beionoerem @aiierperiorsnnes-
oienlt nerieben iperOen.
Sir aIe @erbinoungens unB ELI
Dieter Serbiee" eingefibri werben.
Sn ben mibtielten 9iltriiten miii=
ieu amolf5oflige Sauptrobren geIegt
per6en.
Slim 9poranten ntiiiien ourb olt.
oere, nit 9ampf= unb S6lalh-
@bldiien eriebt peroen.
Sin ieoer StraBellfreusulls miiiieu
5ipei 6euer-@poranten eiuseridtc:
meroen.
Oas Seuermebr-O epartement mub
inter einen beIonoeren Gnnmnil11r
geitelt meroen.
Combination" 5dtamtpneen
init M~otorbetrieb lolten aneefauit
tper6en.
9as Seuer=gllorm : Seportement
muB 5u einem Sell beg Sellermegry
9epartements gemadt peroen.
9ie gentral-M eloeItele fir cen
Seuer=Mlorm iolte III einenl feuers
|ii6eren 0ebdloe nntergebrad)t iuers
ben.
gs ioaten iofort 200 mcitere
6euer-I larmfaiten meebrodt mcr.
ben.
Sn Die neuen 9augeiese IoGten Die
i'm .National 8oarb gobe~ uorge.
idJlagenen 8~eltimmungcn iiGer
Sdub Dor 6euersecfabr mfeenom-
men mer6en.
Gin MitsIieo oes Seuermebr-Ge-
%partements ioIlte gum ySire.Mar-
ihalI" eenlabt perben.
Die Snipeftion ser elcstriiden
9rabte follte genaiter onr1gefiibrt
tperoen.
Better BON @auier, Die in Sc
5rg auf 6euerihut feblerbaIt iinS,
miiIien g~e5lpungen meroen, Die NIT,
gen @erbeiierrngen por3uncbmen.
@enn rieie gmpfeblunsen pol:,
Staotrat uno BON Der @aiieriperf..
geieaidaft 6urdgefibrt tocroen
oann miro man Die iogennrnte Seen
State" fir unIere Stoot Deruntcrs
iesen uno Die 8etuobner Don Son
Mntonio merocn niht mebr 10 piel
fir Seuerperiiderulg SIT be5ablen
braltd)en pie ieBt.
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y I c !.

Der @eiunobeitsrat beiud)te
Sreitog nadpnittag Sic 4 anee6-
lid idleht aefiibrten S6lu6tbduier
uno fanb, oaB bieielben nid)t in 10
id)ledter @%erfaiiung iparen, ME er=
martet uno NIT einigen porgeldle-
ge1en Menberungen, oie olldJ angc-
.nommen puroen, ein polltunoig gu
friebenite1enoer 3nitano gcl@aften
tperben fonnte. SSn eillell Salle
muroe oie g%rlnibnis %erteilt, oa5 jeBi-
ge @eb6uoe nieoeraureiBen uilo IL
groBeren @erbaltniiien mie0er auf5ll-
baueny in einem anoeren geiliigte
Die 2egung zines nel,eli SnBbo-
oens unb in einem 6rtttell Die In-
bringing BON 9rabttiiren. IN einem
Blose mar ser Sdmeineltal SIT bid)t
beim Sbla9tbauie, BOD als Ser
gigentiimer erflarte, 0a3 Slciib
miiroe BORT nidt oufbenabrt, ion.
bern mn geihlahtet, mnroe fem
ipeiterer ginpano erboben. BE M,t-
glieoer oes @eiunobeitsrots ipra.
d]en iid iebr 5ufrieben nit oen
8erbaltniHen ser SfloNtbdllier
uno beren Meinlibfeit aus lllO er.
flarten iie fir better, luie in Den
meiiten anoern St0oten. 0ie itao,
tiihen Sroinan5em iperoeu iiberdQ
befoIet.
- g%ralioent S. 90. Goof Don DER
Sanoelsfammer rot ollen @e,Gans,
lcuten uno lold)en @eiddftcu, Die
cine sroBere gn5abl Mngelteilier be-
iiBen, oarouf 51 leben, 0aB ic6er 4n-
aeitente bonn Genlusbeamten gc5otlt
miro. Sn 6ollen, mo Dies u;terloi-
len 1T. iol1te Der @igentiilncy ocs
Geiddfts oas Geniusburcaii mi Die
lc l~tnterloiiuna aufmerfian mad)en,
oarnit es na6gebolt miro. IS lit
midtig fir uniere Staot, eille 10
gerol,e 3dblung iuie nur n.6alifl
au baben uno ga oas GeniusGlreal,
oaiielbe all miiniden ibeint, iollte
inn jeoe moglihe &iilfe in bieier
Siniiht aeleiitet tperoen.
Seiie s. uno Dapi0 8, Sbrene,
pelfe unter Ser MnflaJe iteben,
bei eiuem 8anferott mertuoaes 81.
gentum bel Seite gebradjt il. ba'
ben, muroen am Sreitag apeab ou,h
ben 8unbes-O eputp-W nridall Sobn
g. Dibrea nod Montsomefp, ala..
gcbradt, mo- iie ibren Gro5e5 5u be-
Iteben baben weroeu. Sic @nge.
fIagten peraihtetem aui cine @orun,
teriuhung. ourd oas beige @nnoes-
geriht.
MrnpIo MueIler, 38
Sabre alt, itarb am 5reitae n,orsen
1T einem bieiigen Sanatoriim on
appenoicitis: Or lebte felt }einem
IS. Sabre IN San antonio ulo blne
teri1bt ieiile @ltern 4 griicer, eine
@ittpe uno &inoer.
1as Spielfelt Der Sdu.finocr
I'M Snn Eebro Barf perlicf dlBerlt
erfolsreid, utgefdbr 1900 ainoer
nabmen n,l ben biibid arranglerten
Spielen tell
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-04-30
Der Mnf bes @lutes

@or Sturgeon wurbe aus 8aris elite
nod Geintgung 5eiet ii6 in @us-
idldgen nno idlehter @eildtsfarbe.
slber Or. Sings Seem 2ife Bi1s se.
ben friibes 8lut, roiige @eiidtsfar
be unb @eiunobeit. 25c bel aGcn
Oruaqiiten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-04-30

aus Bittsburg miro aelneloet,
Dob Der Streit 5uiifen Sen @inen-
Mrbeitern uno ben Minen.g eiibern
i'm oortigen @eidfoblen. @ebiet bel,
eeleet lei uno Dab Die @rbeiter Die
Mrbeit mieoer mlfnebmen tpiirhen,
The Holly chieftain., 1910-11-11
FOR DYSPEPSIA
You Risk Nothing by Trying
This Remedy

We want everyone troubled with
indigestion and dyspepsia to come
to our store and obti, n Il box of
Rexall Dyspepsia Tablets. They
contain Bismuth Subnitrate and
pepsin prepared by process which
developes their greatest power to
overcome digestive disturbance.
Rexall Dyspepsia Tablets are very
pleasant to take They soothe the
irritable, weak stomach. strengthen
and lhvigorate the digestive Or
gans, relieve nausea and indises.
ton, promote nutrition and bring
about feeling of comfort.
III you give Rexall Dyspepsia
Tablets reasonable trial we will
return your money if you are not
satisfied with the result. Three
sizes 20 cents, 80 cents and S1.OO.
Remember you can obtain Rexall
Remedies only at--The Rexall
Store. The Holly Pharmacy. Ikel-
man Bros, prop'rs.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-11-11
DEMONSTRATION TRAIN
Arrives in Holly November 2Sth
at 6:3O P. NJ.

All preparations for the DEM
onstration Train to be run through
the Arkansas Valley Of Colorado
over the Santa Fe have been com
pIeted and elaborate plans have
been made to entertain farmers
and others by the Holly CONNER
ciaI Club on Nov 2s. at $50 p. NJ
The object in running this ira II
is TO show tho newspaper men.
state officials. railway officials and
others who make the trip. the
famous Arkansas Valley and to
give the people at ali points of ii
an opportunity to hear some good
lectures ON agriculture and hori-
culture. Messrs Hinman. keyser,
Gillette and Blinn. from the State
Agricultural College will be o,,r
guests on that evening.
Make it IA point to give them
rousing reception. SO that your
town will make fine sho wing
when tho train arrives. The
Demonstration Train will arouse
IA new interest in the whole Valley.
December 9th will be on Friday.
Don t forget the date.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-11-11
MEN AND THINGS
IN GENERAL

Found-One red and white steer.
abont two years old no visible
brand. Inquire of c. ID. Thompson.
Holly.
Buy your Christmas presents of
the NJ Z. Ladies Bazadr. Dec. 9th.
The Chieftiin Printery is turn
ing out some very fine Wort. In
vestigate. then place your order
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank TownsIey
left for points in Iowa last We'd.
nesday, to be gone two weeks.
Mrs. John Allstott. mother of
Mrs. Walter Wright and j Fl.
Allstott. left yesterday for Bloom.
ington and Peoria. Ill, to visit her
children. and expects to be absent
for "A year or more.
Buy yonr Christmas presents of
the NJ. e. Ladies'. They are going
to have some nice dainties
The Royal Neighbors gave
broken heart" entertainment last
Tuesday, which proved to be quite
Il novelty to the local beaux. Re-
frrshments We're served and gen.
erai good time was enjoyed by all.
Some. splendid selections on the
piano We're rendered by Miss Myr.
tie Else, and dancing WAS indulged
in until "A late hour.
Roller skating every night.
Tuesday night for ladies' and
their escorts.
Holly Roller rink
Mrs. Dorothy Bahringer, Deputy
Supreme Oracle for the Roya
Neighbors of America. returned
home from Towner. last Tuesday.
While there Mrs. Bahringer insti.
tnted camp of the order with
charter list eff 81 members.
Mr. Otto Paul; Milwaukee. Wis. S avs Foley 5
Honey and Tar is still more than the best. He
writes MS. "AI those that bought it think il is
the best for coughs and colds they eyer had and
J think IT is still more than best Our baby
had a bad cold and ii cured him in one day.
Please accept thanks. ;" Sold by all Druggists
The Holly chieftain., 1910-11-11
AMONG THE CHURCHES
Presbyterian.

There will be he. usuul services
next Sunday Bible school at 9:45
Il. III. Morning worship at ii
Junior meeting at 2:;W O'Clock pm.
The Young Peoples meeting
at 6:45 p. m. Evening service 7:3O
The pastor, the Rev. Wiley K.
Wright, will preach in the morn
ing and evening. All are cordially
welcome.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-11-11

am pleased TO recommend Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy the best thing
know OF and safest remedy for coughs, colds
and bronchial trouble, writes Mrs. l.. b
Arnold Of Denver, Colo. I'VE have used
it repeatedly and it has never failed to
give relief" For sale by The Holly
Pharmacy, Ikelmsn Bros, prop'rs.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-11-11
The Time
Notelnbrr 10th at 7:::,J
The Place
Commercial Club Rooms
The Girl
Just Anybo,ly's.

Come to the Bazaar of The Holly
Womans Club and meet your
friends. have ice cream and cake.
attend the vaudeville show, learn
your future from Senorita Carme-
lita. pick all the oranges from our
blooming orange Tree and buy your
Christmas Presents.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-11-11
To MIX Consumers

On and after this date milk ot
ties must be returned to MS each
day, to facilitate the proper deiiv-
cry of milk, as our dairy now has
over 1900 bottles outstanding.
The Holly Dairy.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-11-11
Thanksgiving Day

Union Thanksgiving services
will be held at the Baptist Church
on Thursday, November "a. at
7:3O ?. NJ, preaching by the Rev.
f. +. Gibbs.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-11-11
Catholic

Services at the Catholic church
every second and fourth Sunday of
each month, at 10 m.
All are welcome.
REV. j. A. BAsTlEN.
Pastor
The Holly chieftain., 1910-11-11
Baptist.

Sunday School at 1000 n. m.
Preaching at II OO II. m. Subject:
R. y. p. |. at $50 p. m.
Preaching Morning Subject
At Hartman each alternate Sun
day night.
All are welcome
II. w. BLAKE. Pastor.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-11-11
Beautiful Eyes

are desired by every one. II there is any in
ham,nst;on the eles cant be beautiful Suther.
lands Eagle Eye Save will remove the inAam-
nation and clear the eyes. The Holly Phar-
macy. lkelmsn Bros prop'rs.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-11-11
Methodist,

Sunday School 1000 a. NJ. CT.
Collins, Superintendent.
Sermon at ii 90 II. m. Subjects:
Epworth League $50 p. m.
Sermon at l.3D p. M. Subject:
Song and prayer Service We'd.
nesday 7.3D p. m.
The subject next Sunday morn
ing will be "A View from the
Watch Tower Evening subject.
" Abraham the Hebrew"
The Holly chieftain., 1910-11-11

DO you love your town? Do you have
any concern for its future? Would Won
IKE to see it grow, prosper and extend
ITS trade and influence? II you do, then
ask Yourself these questions: "Do I
help support and maintain its institu-
tons? Do encourage every movement
looking to the up.building of the town?
10 speak a good word for the town and
the people at every opportunity? Do
lend assistance to its industries? Do
patronize them. Do fully understand
me duties devolvins upon me as cit-
-ens II you cannot answer these uues-
ions in the affirmative then you are not
only stumbling block but a detriment
u any community.
The Holly chieftain., 1910-11-11
Whoopine Cough

II is an old saying tha, ,vhooping cough mus.
run its course. but the use Of Dr. Bells Pine
iar-ftoney has demonstrated beyond doubt that
such is not the II can be cured by the
use OF this remeda The Holly Pharpacy lkel-
man Bros, proprs.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1910-12-23
Two Very Old Iadles.

We have heard great deal lately
about long-lived people, but 1t Is prob
able that the oldest two people in the
world today are Frau Dutkievitz and
another old lady named Babavaslika-
The former lives at Posem, in Prus-
sian Poland, and was born on Febru-
airy 21, 17S5. She is therefore one
hundred and twenty-five years old.
The latter, however, IN nine months
her senior, having been born In May,
1884.
She is still fairly hale old woman,
and for nearly one hundred years
worked in the fields. Her descendants
number close on 100, and these now
mako her a Joint allowance. She lives
at the village of Bavelsko, whose
neighborhood she has never quilted
during the whole of her long life. She
remembers events which happened at
the beginning Of last century much
more clearly than those Of the last
40 years.-Dundee Advertiser.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1910-12-23
Vivid at Least.

Dr.. Hiram G. Cortlandt, the we'll
known theologian Of Des Moines, said
in a recent address:
Thomas A. Edison tells us that he
thinks the soul is not immortal; but,
after all, what does this great wizard
know about souls? His forte Is cleo
tricity and machinery, and when he
talks of souls he reminds me irresist-
IDLY of the young lady who visited the
Baldwin locomotive works and then
told how locomotive is made.
"'You pour she said, a lot Of sand
into lot Of boxes, and you throw old
stove lids and things into furnace,
and they you empty the molten stream
into hole in the sand. and everybody
yells and swears. Then you pour 1t
out and let 1t cool and pound it, and
then you put 1t in a thing that bores
holes in it. Then you screw 1t to-
gether, and paint 1t, and put steam In
it, and 1t goes splendidly; and they
take 1t to drafting room and make
a bluep rint of 1t. But one thing for
got-they have to make boiler. One
man gets inside and one gets outside,
and they pound frightfully; and then
they tie it to the other thing, and you
ought to see 1t gol'"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1910-12-23

Four men, three Of whom were con-
nected with brokerage concerns in the
Wall street district, were discussing
United States paper currency and the
disappearance Of counterfeits. I'VE
are 80 sure nowadays" said one Of
the party, "as to the genuineness of
bills that little attention is paid to
them in handling, except as to de-
nomination" To prove his assertion
he took $40 yellowback from his
pocket, and, holding 1t up, asked who
could tell whose portrait 1t bore. No
one knew, and by way of coaching
the broker said 1t was the first treas
urer of the United States. Again no
one knew the name. why, It's
Michael Hillegas." said the man
proudly. But in confidence, I'll tell
you, I didn't know it Ave minutes
ago."-New York Tribune.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1910-12-23
An Alaskan Luncheon.

Runners of woven Indian basketry,
with white drawnwork doilies at each
of the IL covers, were used on an oval
mahogany table. The doilies were
made at Sitka. In the middle of the
table a mirror held tall central Vase
of frosted glass, surrounded by four
smaller vases, all filled with white
spring blossoms. The edge of the
mirror was banked with the same
flowers. Four totem poles were placed
on doilies in the angles made by the
runners.
Place cards were water colors of
Alaskan scenery. Abalone shells held
salted nuts, and tiny Indian baskets
held bonbons. The soup spoons were
Of horn, several of the dishes used
were made by Alaskan Indians, and
the cakes were served on baskets.
The menu was as follows: Poisson
a la Bering Sea (halibut chowder),
Yukon climbers (broiled salmon, po-
tatoes Julienne), snowbirds avec
auroraborealis (roast duck with jelly),
Shungnak river turnips, Tanana
beets, Skagway hash (salad), Fair
banks nuggets (ripe strawberries ar.
ranged on individual dishes around a
central mound of powdered sugar.,
arctic slices (brick ice cream, Circle
City delights (small cakes), Klondike
nuggets yellow cheese in round balls
on crackers), Nome firewater (coffee)
-Woman's Home Companion.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1910-12-23
An Unnecessary Confession.

A hearty laugh was occasiened at
the Birmingham police court by pris-
oner who gave himself away in q very
delightful manner. Tho man was the
first on the list, and the charge against
him was merely one OF being drunk
and disorderly. He stepped into the
dock, however, Just at the moment
when the dock ohacer was reading out
few OF the cases which were to come
before the court that morning. and o
guilty conscience apparently led him
to mistake these items fer q list of his
previous convictions.
He stood passive enough while the
officer read out about a dozen drunk
and disorderlies, but when he came to
one "shopbreahng" the prisoner ex-
claimed excitedly, That was eight
years ago, your honor" Everyone be-
gan to laugh. and the prisoner, realiz-
ing the blunder he had made. at first
looked very black indeed, but finally
saw the humorous side of the matter,
and a broad smile spread over his face.
His blunder did not cost anything
Birmingham Mall.