Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-01-08

In the air, but Texas is pre-eminent
on the ground.
Indian summer is always sure of get
ting the glad hand when it plays
return engagement.
With your five or six inch object
glass telescope, you may easily see Mr..
Halley's comet now
If football would eliminate mass
plays it would no longer be encum-
bered with a death list
A Nebraska court has decided that
kissing a girl does not constitute a
proposal. So go ahead, fellers!
In Chicago are men who make
bomb-throwing a profession In Rus
STA 1T Is habit, not a profession
Lots of old-fashioned people will
soon begin to tell us of the time when
Christmas used to come in the winter.
Spots on the sun now may be seen
with the naked eye, provided the eye
is first modestly yelled with smoked
glass.
Victor Hugo made himself rich writ
ing books, but that doesn't say that
every man should take to writing
books
One difference in current sports
seems to be that in aviation necks
are imperiled. while in football they
are broken.
Lunar eclipses that hope to receive
60, HI in hmm !,
must show up at a respectfully early
hour in the evening
An Indiana woman calls her hus.
band a mag" and a "scold-" Doubt.
less the cruel creature has refused to
button her gown in the back.
big concern in New Jersey is to
bring about a cut in ribbons. So there
will be some comforting exceptions to
the rise of the necessaries of life.
At last the Balkan states have
formed some kind of union for the
purpose of pushing the Balkan wal
cloud OF the political weather map.
There recently died in Nebraska a
man who saw the Chicago fire. the
Galveston flood. the San Francisco
disaster and spent four winters in
Alaska.
The new Chinese minister to this
country brings 81 servants with him
Astute man. Had he made it 81 he
would have been in a pickle with the
paragraphers-
II must be really awkward for g
bride whose husband was careless
about the staying qualities of his di
vorce to discover that she never was
really married.
There Is no Wild enthusiasm over
the successful efforts of French sci
enlist to make dead dog howl. L
is hardly necessary to start an inves
tfgation into the cause for this laci
of appreciation.
Director Lowell of the observator,
at Flagstaff. A. T., reports the discov
cry of the first Antarctic snowfall o
the season on Mars. Is 1t not nov
uptto the director of some other OBJ
servatory to demand at once sample:
of the snow before the report can b.
believed? DISCOVERIES are not taking
the words of other discoveries with
out proofs these days
National budgets appear to be tht
chief source of worry to European
governments. France is the latest t.
experience trouble in this direction
Her proposed budget this year is $40,
Co., 900 greater than the preceding
one. and provides for new taxes which
make the taxpayers sit up and taks
notice AS the taxes were prett,
heavy before. the additional burden
will not make the people any more
contented-
Those so-called craters ON the moor
ray be merely the marks of bump:
received in collisions with other orbs
but that theory does not seem to ex
plain the presence of tail cone IL
the center of SO many of them
The top record of American building
permits in October were. Seattle, L,
BAT Brooklyn Borough, 1925; Phfla
delphia, l.253; Chicago, $50. IN cos
Brooklyn and Chicago were nearl,
alike. with New York county. which
erects few buildings but big ones, IA
ahead of either.