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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-22

An observer remarks that Speaker
Cannon never walks, meaning that he is
not given to that sort of exercise. Yet
no one has ever heard of his crawling.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-22

Perhaps that storm that swept away
an Oklahoma town is the same one
that is sweeping away the governor of
the state?
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-22

Subscribers leaving the city tenn
DOrarily should have The Bee
mailed TO them. Addresses will BIO
changed an often as requested.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-22
Hired HonL. Ont of Dnte.

st. Louis Globe-Democrat.
The farmers of the west will not look at
candidate for office who does not do his
campaigning in his own automobile.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-22

A college professor has figured out
that this is 1913 and not 1910, but as
we have lost his name we cannot give
him the desired publicity.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-22
Long Dintance Touch.

Baltimore American.
Liberia wants the United States to help
in refunding its 100000 debt. The world
seems to look upon this country as the
first-aid to-the-injured general station.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-22

At any rate those astronomers will
pardon us if we incline our ear the
other way from now on when they
mention the comet.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-22
STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION.

STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION.
State OF Nebraska, Douglas County, SIS:
George B. Tzschuck. treasurer OF The
Bee Publishing Company, being duly sworn,
says that the actual number Of full and
complete copies OF The Daily, Morning,
EVening and Sunday Bee printed during the
month OF April. 1910. was as follows:
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-22

If Battling Nelson thinks Uncle Joe
cannot hit some let him be seated in
the house and start something.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-22

Those astronomers who talk up in
the millions all the time ought to
make good financiers.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-22

Mr.. Bryan spoke of being away from
us for six weeks in such sad tone.
Well, we will try to bear up.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-22

Somehow the word, comet, is sug-
gestive of comic opera.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-22

Would it not be funny If they dis
covered that after all the comet had a
bob-tail.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-22

His admirers declare that Mayor
Gaynor has saved $4,OOO,OOO for the
city. Is that why he and Mr.. Hearst fell
out?
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-22

Why did not DR.. Cook think to
bring back the comet instead of the
North pole?
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-22

DR.. Hyde was unable to convince the
jury that he was DR.. Jekyll
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-22

Thus far Milwaukee's socialist
mayor has given that city an unex-
pected surprise party.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-22

The democrats have Harmon in
Ohio, but they still lack the ~" to go
with him.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-22
Sherman & Mcconnell Drug Co.
Corner 18th and Dodge SITS.
Corner 10th and Harvey SITS.

| shut down on lending to him and began
borrowing from him.-Chicago Tribune.
Peck-I really think my dear that Miss
Brown will make our son a good wife.
Mrs. Peck (snappily)-And what, sir, do
you know about good wives?-Boston
Transcript.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-22

additional reason to take credit in his
achievements.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-22

From FRA n c e

is only one of over 100 kipds of Mineral
Waters we sell-obtained as direct ship
ments from springs or the importer.
Crystal Lithia (Excelsior Springs) gall
Ion jug, at ........... .S2.0o
Salt sulphur, Excelsior Springs) 8 gall
ION jug, at -. .''''' .'''' 'V6'Ao
Diamond Lithia Water, u gallon bottle,
now at ''''''''' '''''''''''' =. sue
uOzen p4.VO
Sulpho Saline Water, at bottle 25o
Dozen at ...'...'.' '.''''' .9z.1o
Regent Water. iron, at. bottle ...... 95o
dozen, at WAC
Carlsbad Sprudel Wasser, bottle E. 500
dozen, at 'SosOO
French Vichy Water, at bottle 400
dozen, at 800 49,. you
Appollinaris Water, ats, pts. and Splits
at lowest prices.
Allouez Magnesia Water. at. bottle ...a5o
dozen, at .....s.. oA.oU
Buffalo Lithia Water, II gal. bottle 500
dozen case ;'..;'',. 'SoS;..o
Colfax Water n gal. bottle $50
dozen case pow
Return allowance for bottles and jugs.
Delivery free in Omaha, Council Bluffs
and South Omaha,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-22

Entered at Omaha postoffice as second
class matter.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-22

Marjorie-D Didn't you see the mouse?
Madge-Why, dear, 1 just couldn't see It.
had my old stockings on.--Judge.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-22

oUNDED by EDWARD RosEwATER
VICTOR RosEwATER, EDITOR.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04
NEEDFUL KNOWLEDGE.
Mt. Sterling People Should Learn
10 DetI the Approach of
Kidney Disease.

The SYM oms of kidney trouble
are SO unfnistakable that they
leave no ground for doubt. Sick
kidneys excrete a thick, cloudy,
offensive urine, full of sediment,
irregular of passage or attended
by sensation of scalding. The
back aches constantly, headaches
and dizzy spells may occur and
the victim is often weighed down
by feeling of languor and ia
tigue. Neglect these warnings
and there is danger of dropsy,
Bright's disease or diabetes. Any
one of these symptoms is warning
enough to begin treating the kid
neys at once. Delay often proves
fatal.
You can use no better remedy
than Doan's Kidney Pills. Here's
Mt. Sterling proof:
r. NJ. Freeland, 1863 W. High
ST., Mt. Sterling, KY, says:
Driving affected my kidneys and
the Earring of the wagon caused
severe pains through these organs.
finally procured Doan's Kidney
Pills at F. G. Duerson's Drug
Store and they gave me prompt
and positive relief. When l have
felt any need Of a kidney remedy
since then, | have taken Doan's
Kidney Pills and they have never
failed me. Any person suffering
from backache or any other symp-
tom Of kidney trouble will make
no mistake in giving this prepare
tion q trial"
For sale by all dealers. Price
so cents. Foster-Milburn Co.,
Buffalo, New York, sole agents for
the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's -
and take no other. 43-2t
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04
Before and After.

Col. Peterbv met his colorec
gardner, Jim Webster, a short
time ago, according to the Balti,
more News. jim had been recent,
ly married.
''How do you like matrimony
JIM" asked Col. Peterby.
jim shook his head obviously.
Whats the matter?"
Yer see, boss, before we were
married, when | knocked at the
dore she used to say: Am dat
you, honey-suckleP
Now when l come home she
bawls out: Clean off dem boots
before you comes in dat dore, YOU
black moke.'"
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04
ELEPHANTS ESCAPE.
Several Men Injured and Houses
Upset at Danyille, III.

Several persons were injured
and property damaged to the
amount of thousands of dollars
was caused when eight bulls and
one female elephant of Ringling's
show stampeded at Danville, ILL.,,
on April q.
AS the pachyderms were being
unloaded, after several hours ride
from Chicago, one of the bulls
made a break for liberty, bowling
over the keeper and escaping.
He was followed by seven other
bulls. Later, while the entire
force of trainers and keepers were
engaged in the unusual sport of
hunting elephants in automobiles,
the female escaped.
For several hours the elephants
were at large despite the fact that
the entire force of police reserves
were called into action and gave
chase.
After escaping the elephants
moved for some time in a bunch
and then separated. They stop
ped for nothing except brick and
stone buildings. Small frame
structures, coal sheds, fences and
trees in their path were pushed
aside or turned over, uprootcd
thrown to oneside.
At the home Of VIM. Miller,
three elephants found there was
not sufficient room for them to
pass between the summer kitchen
and the residence and pushed the
kitchen aside, badlff frightening
the persons therein.
At the home of Joseph PEBBLES,
after overturning shed and kill
ing a horse, one of the animals at
tackled the man, and hurled him
against the side of his residence
and he is now in a critical condi-
ton.
f. Krabbe, one Of the keepers,
Ewho was assisting in taking three
of the bulls to their quarters in
the cars was hurled against the
side of a barn and seriously in
jured,
Other persons were slightly in
| jured during the stampede. More
than hundred homes were visit
ed by the elephants during the
rampage. Truck gardens, orchards
and many buildings were abso-
lutely ruined in the outskirts of
the city by the elephants.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04
Fire at Valley View.

Fire at Valley View, twelve
miles south of Richmond, on the
Kentucky river, destroyed three
dwellings and two stores and for a
time the entire town was threaten
ed. In response to a telephone
call the Richmond fire department
went to the scene, but the flames
were under control before the
liremen arrived.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04
RetraCtiOn With a Stinq.

Senator Murphy Foster, at a
dinner in Washington, said of a
certain retraction:
1t was a retractiOn without
value. 1t recalls the Nola Chucky
scandal.
"Deen Washington, in the heat
of a revival shouted from the Nola
Chucky chapel:
~ see befo' me ten chicken
thieves, includin' that thar Cal
hOun Clay
Calhoun CLAY at once rose and
left the church. He was very
angry. He brought several pow
erful influences to bear and the
deacon promised to apologize.
80 at the following revival the
old man said:
4 desire to retract NAH last
nights remark, namely see
befo' me ten chicken thieves, in
cludin' Calhoun Clay. What |
should have said, dear brethren
and sistern, was-I see befo' me
nine chicken thieves, not includin'
Calhoun Clay. "-Detroit Free
Press.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04
Brain Leaks.

A text should be a starting
point, not al axis.
Some people pray as if they cx-
pected an answer by fast freight.
What we need from Congress is
more conservation and less con-
versatiOn.
People who are always in a hur-
ry never seem to get anywhere
worth while.
A lot of people are all right ac-
cording to their lights, but their
wicks need trimming.
If we spoke only good of one
another there might be some long
pauses in our conversation.
Don't cast your pearls before
swine these days. 1t might give
the hogs indigestion, and hog
meat is worth more than pearls.
A touch of rheumatism, or a
twinge of neuralgia, whatever the
trouble is, Chamberlain's Liniment
drives away the pain at once and
cures the complaint quickly.
First application gives relief. Sold
by all dealers. I'm.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04

John ID. Rockefeller would 90
broke if he should spend his en-
tire income trying to prepare q
better medicine than Chamber
lain's Collie. Cholera and Diarrhoca
Remedy for diarrhoea, dysentery
or bowel complaints. 1t is simply
impossible, and so says every one
that has ever used 1t. Sold by all
dealers. I'm.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04
ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Without Them No Girls tduCd-
ton Is Complete.

In these days OF hlgher educa-
ton for girls some very simple and
useful accomplishments are apt to
be forgotten. They are accom-
plishments that one need not at
tend college to learn, and yet they
are as valuable and as essential as
anything taught in the most adj
vanced seminary. Without them
no girls education is complete.
Here is list of things that every
girl in the land should know, re-
CARELESS of her position in life:
She should know that twenty
nickels make a dollar.
She should know how to arrange
every room in the house.
She should know how to say
mo" and mean it or Yes" and
stick to it.
She should know how to sew on
buttons, darn stockings and mend
gloves.
She should know how to cook
and serve good, wholesome dinner.
She should know how to dress
for health and comfort, as well as
for appearance.
She should know that tight
lacing is not only uncomely, but
that it is injurious to health.
She should know that music.
drawing and painting are real ac-
complishments in the home, and
are not to be neglectedif there be
time and money for their use.
She should know how to live up
to the old rule: "A place for
everything, and everything in its
place"
She should know that it is best
for her not to have anything to do
with dissolute or Incorporate
young men.
She should know that the more
she lives within her income the
more she will save and the farther
she will get away from poverty.
She should know that it is best
to regard habits and morals and
not money in choosing her associ-
ates.
She should know how to dress
within her income and to wear a
calico dress like a queen.
She should know how to en-
brace every opportunity for read
ing, and how to select such books
as will give her the most useful
and practical information in order
to make the best progress in earlier
as we'll as late home and school
life.
A girl who combines ali this In
formation with her regular school
education will be we'll equipped
for almost any position in life.
Her spiritual development should
keep pace with her mental devel-
opment, or life will be a failure
under any condition.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04
JAMES f. HUGHES
As a Self Made Young Man and
Deserves Great Credit.

James r. Hughes, proprietor OF
the Hughes Printery, one of the
leading establishments in its line
/. in Central Kentucky, and State
Printer for some years under
Governor Beckham's adminstra-
ton, is a self made young man,
and deserves great credit for the
way he has built up a splendid
plant and a profitable business
from small beginnings.
Born on a farm near Mt. Sterl-
ing, his early life was spent in ru-
raj pursuits, but at the age of
seventeen he deci led to quit the
pillow and the furrow that was
always too long. and seek his for
tune in town. He turned his
footsteps toward Lexington and
found his first employment with
Alderman E. ID. Veach, who was
conducting printing establish
ment in the old printery building
occupied by the Leader, on North
Upper street.
He was an apt student in the
printing art and by industry and
application during his term of APP
premiership he reached state of
proficiency that justified him in
going into business on his own
account. He opened a modest
print shop on <. Third street, and
his most important contract for
some years was the printing of the
Blue Grass Blade for Charles G.
Moore, who constituted him his
publisher and advertising manager.
1t was in this little shop that Mr..
Hughes put in Linotype, the
first installed by a Lexington job
printer.
From this little shop on a quiet
residence street, Mr.. Hughes
next step was to down town
room on West Short street in the
Farrell building, in which he
prospered and enlarged his plant.
Subsequently he secured several
big contracts for State printing
and removed to his present loca-
tion on North Limestone street,
where he has added immensely to
his printing machinery and put in
a binding plant. His establish
ment is now one of the most COM
plete in Eastern Kentucky, en-
ploying from 20 to 80 people, and
turning out as high as 800, 900
worth of printing year. He has
a large branch house in Louisville
working on calendars and special
ties, with a force of travelling
statesmen.
Mr.. Hughes is very busy man,
but he is of happy, accommodating
disposition, makes friends easily,
and finds time for a little recrea-
ton now and then, base ball being
his favorite pastime. He is an
Elk, a Macabee and an Eagle, and
also Democrat, but he does not
bother much with politics.
Mr.. Hughes married Miss
Willie E. Waller, and a bright
boy eleven years old is an import
ant member of their household
I,exinUtOn Leader of ADril "a.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04
Bryan'S Daughter To Wed.

The betrothal is announced of
Ruth, daughter of William j.
Bryan, and Lieut.. Reginald Alth-
am Owen, of the Royal Engineers,
who is now stationed at Jamaica.
Miss Bryan was formerly Mrs.
w. H. Leavitt. She secured a
decree of divorce.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04

"Jobson is the most ardent
Pearyite | know"
What makes you think so?"
After listening to some North
Pole discussion the other day he
rushed home and threw his wife's
Cook Book into the stove"
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04

Never hesitate about gi
Chamberlain's Cough Remed
children. 1t contains no opiu.
other narcotics and can be 8
with implicit confidence. !
quick cure for coughs and cole
which children are susceptible
is unsurpassed. Sold by
dealers. |,
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04

Don't let the baby suffer from
eczema, sores or any itching of
the skin. Doan's Ointment gives
instant relief, cures quickly. Per-
fectly safe for children. All drug
gists sell it. I'm.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04

Had dyspepsia or indigestion
for wears. No appetite. and what
| did eat distressed me terribly.
Burdock Blood Bitters cured me-"
j. HI. Walker. Sunbury, o. m.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04
BeattyYillc Merchant Fails

W. II. Beatty, one of the !,
ing merchants Of Beattyyille, Il
and assignment on April q
James p. Lyons, of that pl
The amount Of assets and liabil.
not given.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04

One million immigrants are COM
inc to America this year. In 1907
the figure was one and one-quarter
million. Once more the wander
ers of the world turn to America
for home.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04

My teachers name is Bro,
said the first little girl.
My teachers name," re-
the other little girl, us Davis
| don't know what color it is.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04

Chamberlain's Stomach and Liv-
err Tablets will clear the sour
stomach, sweeten the breath and
create a healthy appetite. They
promote the flow of gastric juice,
thereby inducing good digestion.
Sold by all dealers. I'm.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04

The splendid work of Cham
lain's Stomach and Liver la
is daily coming to light. No
grand remedy for liver and b
troubles was ever known be.
Thousands bless them for Gu
constipation, sick headache,
iousness, jaundice and indigesj
Sold by all dealers. Ii
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04
New Church For DanyilIc.

The Christian church is planning
the erection of a new church edi-
flee to cost $4,000.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04
f9rmer JdiIer of Nicholas Di

William j. Hughes, ageG
years, former Jailer and lea,
Democrat of Nicholas county,
at the home of his son-in-
Samuel Berry, near Millersb
on April y.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04

Never can tell when you'll Z
a finger or suffer a cut, brl
burn or scald. Be prepared.
Thomas Eclectric Oil Instant,
lieves the pain-quickIy cures
wound. II
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04

They are organizing military
company in Breathitt in order to
be prepared for any emergency.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04

In Chicago they have organ
a society to boycott immoral pl
but if they could boycott the
who 90 to see them it might %.
more effective.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04

The crop damage reports
now have to be trimmed dow
cold facts.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04

For lice on horses and cattle
Minors Fluid. w. :. Llov,
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04
Local Option Election.

County Judge Chambers pa.
on the petition of the vets"
ing for Il county unit local op
election to be held at Hawesv
KY, on June 16. No obiec.
was made to the petition and
Judge ordered the election.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1910-05-04

Constipation causes heada,
nausea, dizziness, languor, b.
palpitation. Drastic physics q
sicken, weaken the bowels
don't cure. Doan's Regulets
gently and cure constipation.
cents. Ask your druggist.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1910-07-15
y Continued Agitation.

Ihat efforts 10 secure the election
of United States senator's by direct
vote are interesting the people more
and more is apparent when II is no.
ticed that the subject Is discussed fre-
quently In the senate, although there
Is not much opportunity to get a vote
on a resolution 10 amend the constl-
tuition. But the people have II I'm
their own hands and can elect their
own senator's. In recent discussion
Senator Clapp OF Minnesota said
While ] regret delay I'm voting on
the resolution, am not so certain
that It has been Of harm to the Amer
lean people. II has brought it's fruit
In various forms until the state o,
Oregon. without changing a line Of
the constitution, has adopted a sys-
'om that is almost perfection itself
in the line Of popular election Of
senator's" Commenting upon that
statement Senator Beyerldge. who
has been a persistent advocate OF the
election Of senator's by direct vote.
remarked 81 think the senator from
Minnesota Is quite right In what he
says about the Oregon plan"
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1910-07-15
PAGE ELEVEN

on the ground floor In one OF the
most modern buildings In the city.
You VIII know 1t when you see the
big pumpkin in the window. Any
land that will grow good pumpkins
VIII grow any other kind of fruit.
This land company has some very
choice tracts to dispose Of on equable
terms to the homeseeker. Irrigated
lands are going to be the kind to
make the money on and this COM
pany makes speciality of lands OF
this character. II you or your
friends are looking for any sort OF
an investment you will find this
company valuable people to enter
in your itinerary. What is the name
and location of this company?
NUMBER 85-Pool and billiards
here hold sway; cigars and tobacco,
any old way; soft drinks and ice
cream-yum, yum-boys say "best
in town, by-gum. There's always
something doing round this shop,
regardless of panic or Indifferent
crop. If one comes down town to
look for friend this is where his
footsteps will trend. Location Is
central; what is firm name? Three
figures in number--and all are the
same
NUMBER 66-Here Is one of the
men you can meet every day and you
must declare his name after you are
told some few things about him. He
came to Grants Pass from Jefferson's
big stoney mountain" In search OF
the real things: consequently went
into the real estate business
and from the first made real sue
cess. His forefathers received the
name from being sent in great haste
to bring something. England's great
Cromwell had part of this name. II
should be said that the name Is not
always used as noun for we some
times employ ii when we desire to
convey letter or something else
quick. To identify this man you
must not only give his name, but
the name Of the street on which he
does business.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1910-07-15
NOTICE.

To Whom II May Concern Notice
Is hereby given that I, the under
signed, owner Of one-balf interest In
the Sugar Pine mine at Galice, Ore
gon, Will not be responsible for any
debts Incurred against said Sugar
Pine mine or for any labor or i'm.
proyements performed thereon; also
that no person entering on said prem
ises for any reason whatsoever shall
remove therefrom any ore, mineral or
timber.
Dated February 23, 1910.
tSlgned) y. h. KNIGHT.