The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-12-19
WIT OF the indian
The Dignified Red Man Has a
Keen Sense of humor.
STORIES OF STANDING BEAR.
The Race the Old Chief Was Willing
to Run Against a Government At
to-ney-A Gallant Brave and His
Nrror-In Invisible Bridge.

The impression prevails widely that
the Indian lacks the saving sense of
humor-"that most characteristic OF
all American qualities" To the Gre
ating and the spreading Of this i'm
preston many recognizable traits of
Indian character have indisputably
CONFERENCE.-The ancestral pride, his
exclusiveness, his gravity Of face and
dignity Of manner in public.
Nevertheless an injustice is done
him, for among no primitive peoples
is the sense Of humor keener or more
spontaneous and kindly.
Years ago 1 was conversing with a
group Of children Of the Omaha tribe.
They were on their way to a reserva-
ton school, and directly in their path
lay a swamp an eighth Of mile
wide, and straight through this they
were required to wade twice day.
at is too bad" I remarked. Can
you not go around the swamp? Your
feet will be wet, and you will be I'M
comfortable and possibly ILL.,"
oh" cried a girl Of about twelve
years, her dark eyes dancing with
merriment, Eve walk over the $1,000
BRIDGE
They all laughed at this. What
could it mean? saw no bridge; there
was 10 bridge to be seen. 1t made
them merry to see me mystified. and
I heard them laughing and chatting
as they went through the water and
mud Afterward l discovered the hui
NOR in the remark. Some years pre-
vious to that time the government had
appropriated 81 200 10 build q bridge
over this swamp. but somehow the
money had vanished into somebody's
pocket and the work was not done.
One evening I saw a gallant young
brave making his way swiftly over
the prairies Of the Omaha reserve.
He was dressed in all his fnery, and
at his side dangled q small mirror.
Manifestly he was an ardent lover.
This l should have surmised from his
dress and eager haste. even if / had
not known him. AS he was a friend
Of mine, l had inside information of
his hopes and purposes; also 1 ven
tured to stop him for a moment, pre-
cious as l knew him time to be.
THAT mirror at your side" I re-
marked, sis to give opportunity for
Prairie Flower to discover how lovely
she is, is it notT' He considered a
moment, and then, with a twinklinG
eye. he replied:
mo. Maybe so she will talk toe
| much to me. and then l will look into
my mirror to see how tired | am
This certainly was the humor of alb
surdity.
Examples of Standing Bears humor
l could give almost without number.
During the trial of his case before
| JUdge Dundy the contention of the
| government attorney was that an In
dian is not a person within the mean
ing Of the law. This puzzled the old
chief greatly. 1t also amused him.
One day ut my table he was vigor-
ously plying a knife and fork when
suddenly he paused in his eating, lift
ed up his hands, and, a humorous
smile lighting up his noble, storm
SCARED face, he remarked: The attOr-
neys say am not a person. But
can use knife and fork. Does bear
do that? If he, the attorney. is a per
| son I am one also. We both eat with
| knives and forks. Indeed, | think
can use them faster than he can. If
! he wants TO race ne eating / am
| ready" We all laughed at this. When
we were quiet Standing Bear added,
That is, I will run an eating race
with the attorney if he will pay for
| the beefsteak"
The first public address Standing
| Bear ever made was given in my
/ church. In the course OF it while he
was pleading for assistance he address
ed various classes of people present
| the men, the women, the clergy, the
| business men, the children. When he
was pleading with the women he said
Il appeal to you because you are brave
! and patient. Whenever you have any
thing hard to do you never rest until
It is done" This was gallant senti
ment worthy of a chief. But Frank
La Flesche, who was interpreting, rem.
| dered the sentence thus: You women
| are patient. When there is anything
hard to be done we men let you do it. y
| This was so true to Indian custom
| that the audience laughed.
! Standing Bear was puzzled. AS he
stood silent 4 moment wondering what
mistake he had made Bright Eyes. the
beautiful Omaha maiden, stepped for
ward AMI said, MY brother Franz;
has made q mistake in interpreting the
chiefs thought Then she gave the
proper rendering.
The Chicago papers took liberties
with Standing Bears name. one of
| them referring to him constantly as
| Upright Bruin. When this was ex-
| planned to the chief he took the matter
with great good nature.
"NVhat does it matter?" he remarked
| his face beaming. Il am all tied W
with names. am like pony tangled
| in his lariat. Father Hamilton, the
Presbyterian, calls me elder. The
Episcopalian clergyman calls me ward
en-. For / am an officer in the little
church in our village, where both these
| good men preach. And now the papers
call me-what is it? Yes, Bruin. Nc
matter. The Judge In Omaha says
am a person. and that satisfies me-
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