davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-04-07
Klisthsru,ts ts--Dosel.

6hsrn. bm 6. April, murbsn In
tisNsu 81. Soi,pk's RiyAs bird ben
hsAr. 3. q. Oispenbrod Orr RartiH
Qlisibsrmts con Qsoie Gresl une Su.
Ghtiaina Usasl bon bier ju sinem
a!adii&sn paa,s psrbunosn. us
3eussn funairtsn 6srs Diltslm 90.
GEL. Elm 1ruber Der gtaSt hnb 6sl.
glAabsih Qlistbsrmts, cine e4ptftr
bes 1rdutiadms. HaA BEN Der arau.
iino fsIasnosm 6oAamte. nabm bas
nsuss:mdhlte paar i'm 6aui' hss
6euu aaaHR 2usdsubsii. bsi iu,lAsr
5amilie BE Sraut; mil ausnohme Il.
mes stahrss. iudarsnb fpsl&sr 3sit fe
BEN Gh. Anna cribais. 6ousbdIietis
ees 6e&r. S&raas an Der Si. asatho
air&s in e.. Ssris i'm 6aushalts
BALI. i.;t ibrtM IA. Sabre b.lidnsis
in ERnee mar unb ols ,ur 6omiIit
ashbris bstra&tti purbs. frdhhhd Gin
on sslNsm bi: Rd6fuerronotsn. bic
intimaen 5rsunbs. hodw. 3. q. Tie.
psnbrod lno Der Qir6snnor theilnab-
mtn. Tie Rsuptrmdblien beaabsn I'D
bisrart na& &s darm o<r gItsrn bss
HrdutiscMs 0srrn 1atob alisibsrm,s
bel eoOis Grtet. no i'm Qrsik ald1h.
ue,lsanoir eo6,sii a.isisri pures,
gas iuros paar iuirb bic bon s,m
Srduhaam es,iantis iA0us. am nbto.
li&sn lli,. Der Wari,s auo ncbs b.rsn
Rlnouna a,ltasnt 6arm b,pcbn,n.
Tts @oIisbIait 'Slidtpunla on bic
Ttupsrmdblhn II ol,itr:
GIld. Wis an eursm Sod,sitstas.
Nos wtsssn Gu& bss ssbens @ass,
rns mcssu SOsIsin iinssn
Du NtnRs Sissu mekr
Bet isbes esn.ss Uissertehr!
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-04-07
pxs psrlxneen Sss Blutes

Mn Aeinisuns. Idbt I'D psrnthmen bur9
Ausf&las, Stiduire. bI'idse Geh&,sis,be.
sslbes ausiehsu, SauiFeden, alta 3stAsn
siasr lra,iIsa eebsr, Or. Rings ZEN eiie
Tius obr MAIDEN rsiAes rcthes Tlut; ssbtn
rsins Saut, seNss Banssn, i6sss 9sh4tss
iarbe. Gstiigetsit. Ser'ud, i,S 2se be-!
3. nili,msger 4 Son, Deftrbet,1 d. fols.
unS Q. q 64eu 4 Cons fresins Co.
St.lspmss uub ST. gliiabsts.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-04-07
Tantiaanud.

Nlen lisbtu 6rtunsta uno Hldhrn
wtItt uus in unicrtm ithp,r,u Stld.
ilI. in eem Sahllitsler unityv lits
btu Wutttr uuo Ntpsmutt,r 10 ittu
uno hiIirtrt sur Sei,e ati:cren ba.
ben. w;luiten mir htrmlt uuisru sri.
lttdtu Cant ausWiprttm.
Hinoer uno Hnitl.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-04-07

DIE ioIesmb'r ausudiiie,n Der.
pansisn Der brh Bpp 5vsua:ssa
@iIes aaben Sr esi&s, Sas 0slsiis IL
@rabe: Die GShue 4nlen BON Rsta
uno 5otn non D. siiiasdh. Der
S4wisaerIub1 6t6sq 2usbbtrtns ssn
st. Thomas; Die Ssdber 6ssmaun
auo Ben aorl unb Die RsHen Auaua
uno emi! unb bit RiAts xbslbtib 5ori
bot fso;; 6rau Assm ysrtei uns
9inosr; ,i}rant CIiai&lasssr uns
eouis @iios Don St gliiabsth; frani
einnsub,ini Ton 9sOi. Grsh unb
Sobn 9auf BON 9ars.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-04-07
.9axKasuns..

@i. uAni&ea hermit anea uuisr,n
li.btn Jrsanben bslHs uns In Der isb.
ten Qranlbsit urs bsm foos uEiertr
iuniahoslh5hn Nuiisr 5,an,isea WiI'
b, isrs li,bepoIls 9beilrabn,s uno eaI.
f ou9sosih,n lxb.u. ber,Ii4i 30
banisn.
"a Die Qinbsu
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-04-07

Die Jsi.irsii stuns,r sts.oiss lam ris!
'tkuie ia psr ben nae isses usst. sas lhR
psrh,nes.y, IL e<r Ckiaaessii saEl e6aesR.
q. Y. echtserS. ess GIa,rs. Eis,. ias,; -
set la-teer Set mar a H,ir nst; rseel, D
Zee naaS ,sSf IN ialaien psssn Scnu,tu
IN Xadtr Ane sr G,sgp,, xqa SsYea,
wss ialeAt uns msine, esfisnssdt sss ~.
raissi. - lahm Hr. larts SIT 0clsE,s
aisnss GsEs hns iAiait 80, fsa ne tif'
essia. q Ms nh lssas ma usenisr Hahl.
|leits NJ rs a.fs.s y, - SGts
sst,, y Gsa - tflif4 Z ktvsa Sslsf !, j
1ie1Q Ssls 81 -. y - r.tr7 rE.tii
lsDuf os41d = ed1E4z.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-04-07
Die ainb.rr

Y 80 tatts aa4 taf viesidbriaem ssistn
an siuem iAmsten ssnsenabsl, bstsiis aus
soiiuuns auissasbes,- iArdbt Gtan R. 4.
DIT 0ldrisvtps. ImH aStt wuree eu
S9mr, iH msiner bguh unuttsslid unh
ID tenris idns srbsi iiin, abu Tr. Sing 4
Ven siie Bins mat adAeR.n,,9 iutIsu rts ntu'
etbortn." Gle 10 BIC bette Arinsi 'ar nals.
uno yunssnlsipsn. Nnhaltsneu Suitsn.
Nbrrias erial,uusen -Sap teper". katsliS.
pe, Ahhua, Group. Sron6i.is inb YuR:
senbln,s'', Seiieriei. uHp 3ndhuitsn net
1su ihnsu tisier wunesrbarea stynsi. Der
iuat lie. 60t. anh sl.S SrobeHai6sr irsi.
Sdrau,irt bel y. Siiemeecr & Con. Ntn'
phalia unb soil, unb 2. y. Sdsl & eons
lraetus Co., ct. Thomas u. 81. Gliisfetb.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-04-07
rowN Ordinances OF
>. WEsfPHAIIA

An Ordirgace committing offenders
against any towh ordinance 10 the ca.
iaboose. - =.
Section lss-Be It ordained by tho
Boardof TrusterS of the Town cf West
phana. 40. that any person Who shall
be convicted Of violating any Of the or.
dinances.of the town Of we-tphaik or
who shsA plead guiity to the violatios
Of. any osdiaaHsr af said Town for whrh'
the pusisApent l. BY ane md such nne
4hsl he assessed agsins such offenders
upon failure to pay such ane and co-f
the Chairman Of the BoxrSi of Trustees
may commit such person 10 the calaboose"
for paiod sftime no, 10 exceed one
day imprisonment for every 50 cents
Of said,6ne and cost rcr Fsss than onc
day imprisonment for every Five (s5.0)
Dobars. ;
Section I73AA Bill 10 amend
an ordnance titled LIccning Nsn-Re-i-
dent Ds.iersin JsveirN by sariking out
the words and figures Two (sa.oo) Dol
lars In The la nrei NJ said or,iinanrci
pas to read In line Five Dollar. a.
follows: '.sg-' -. 90 '.
De IL ordaines by the Bos-ti u rnls..
tees pt the Town n w,-apaalia, Mo-.
that an ordinance ,itifd si.ircning Non
ResIdent Dealers IN Jrwt.ry- be and the
same IL hereby an,vnded by .f,sing GU,
The words two ylollaT< and rg,lre. t3G
10 tiDs last lines a ss.d rdinissfr and
inserting In line thereof the woyas Five
Dollars, % that said Ordinance - amen
ded shall read ~ follpws: Bhl lls-
hcening Nom Residen. Dealer. in
Jewdry; Ee \ ordained ss the Boari
Of Trustees Of the Town ct wes.phalia
that every person vr Arm ne, heing a
resident Of the Town Of We>'rhAlia and.
dealing in i line Of Jewelry and net at
the same time having license tO set
goods. wares and Merchandise and only
dealing in Iewelry shall b. required &c
pay hcen>e Tx of Five Dollars y--r an
mum payable h advance.
Section Iz4-A Bul 70 mend ar
ordinance 10 Licening Bu,ch. hy SUI
king out the words sl5.co l. lid or,li-
nance and in lien thereof iu>--l ID. wor,
or figures sle,eo
b. !, c-tlSined hy The b of Tr,>-
tees Of the town 1t We>,pt Ai NJ. that
in ordinaur'e relating to .i,,-, : Buish.
era bc and She same j. hry Auenl,~,
hv striking cU he 80. = sc,r,,
$500 a, given in aid r ., arI ir'
lien thereof Insert tn ng,ir,.,
SlN.0l ~ 'hat aid ord;a a. anna
did, shall had "a, foFjo. in, j.r
son >rlrns trc.h hU'tAs- ..t in l--,'
| quantity ,haU cue r.. ..s animal .,
any one time AMI vii rr. CIV,
satisfactory proof tha;.i ~ rrriU-
trr II >dch irtSh bu' inca, ~
! pto.ing tha, he LaN iat' .v anima,
offered for sale In d ut iT,.,h
butt hrrrd ucr i herth Tea! To- p,
| buither and >kall ~ j 20 l-pl
4 license Ian Of sl0o0 am,. I,a,.
able annually n a,lvar a f,,r~'
>hall no, bc sl5a,eI fu- Az .ar.,e
month, Il, imN.
Approved Mar 10
Attest GEu. rHui.
{. ! frCHrFI. l1sri4ar
Clerk.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-04-07

Den Esshss Dragon .bss enih. 6ais ~
auass per eaAsu une ,eridiisus ,ns ofAB'
iatA eerIiamam Sitter bslisa aoiep'A
nsusy aHe Tar im pauis. % psrbianst
en- btiisn sHb f4rhsn une hspt araaV
usnp ,4nsus Quite nstt ibut. entbdlt NJ
- opistsx eSs iAAslits 1yasusn. :, Yer.
rsissrt eriasmiiid. 5t4ist 4 eilismsyss.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-04-07
I Et,i', I,
Votalea.

lia io.Ill uno Il Npril.
| --Tllan6ss ,rmmt uns uR unm0s.
~ Dor pspn,sS a'Iathsn Z.
--stim @sprtbtils abl,am. tsibi
asi@ti,sr ms'psf. abe: ni1t sIadlidtr.
-NJsr par in. Der .Issitn 3dt Der
Stpr@ tydas. obtr Ger foossssa,I rsst.
t--gsfOan.nbsii bali unnlBs 9eorts
,ariid pis bic llisr cas @ader.
-Osr Ybiipp 'yalienbuI& ocn
sinn bslorsis b.pis gsitdit., bier.
Sar Sohn Ettr. YNlat, Grliipato.s
QOrnpHauBr u.i.,p. ipt,ael por bel
6enrr Z. Sa,prsrs. ,..p
I, Die Sumili. soHtro 6:a bot s..
3gctiis lam srnntaa berbe: 81 @sird
: esr 5Apilw 6sn,p ehlutisr -,
Ter jlihae S.yg Stiurid S,tteu
bor Isplt Ui.bei Itrru Autpn So,r III
Gienli g,r.t'u.
-6i:It. aHlblt briorlts ata,ru
b.s eitIddisnann saHiu in gr9pI.
nit ,in'r NuAu WsbI,
"-1etI. prit,ia toot lit Gimsiaa
iI Stiu6 Der Nanuit ibtes yyuo:rs
sSn nah Stiltritn GiI a,ts't.
--cuihst ytui; wOtbn m,br 5bcr.
bitten oils traurlse. aber taurtat be,
. aebsn asabu. ,
4 -Su alltr Tintn ssbor, NMunit.
,n,n pslraibCn boppti mo ssraot oa
Iabi ees iiislNrn IN S,ii6.
--eddsiieaunnu tBthato Sil,p.
ihsuer r,il,t ct TitnstGa III g,ihd',tn
nab q. srn's.
5 -aih.u Cerrp porib lam Nt'itrn
A,if htm Stmiptat pcu otr eouniD'
hdnp!fabt bltrburb.
7eeu Stnrp Shlu,ir il, Monaa
alpsds Nrb,Nsura i,ints claims nah
6usiuO, H,w W,rjeO absutih.
.LNaur,mrlatt gaion SaIu,,u
Iil,t BEN Hcnhtisamm Del oa Sh;eu,
| len am Cidae SluNe icstrah,gsu.
',Tr. 6 % Gcpt ,tia, Ela hermit
i.insn aifHher' oil oab S ditt isin
ipiro en- 10, II uno l. aorii.
'.-GSMrdo SrhcrtNb,t isiuen Ter.
in ais 9sbrtr Der etA,th, ShuIs be.
sno,t ur,o N ~ ben Ssin.u bsi 3id'
fountain tattldatl,bvt. -"
VI. Elntbtymts, Der Sup,liu ben
pNu. blrbtiu itinr an NO. gprll.
Ntinpsl t;it, her Rgtrainr bteh,'tnot
lltun ~ tm.
piirnAt aib,s 6rh mob, at,r MIR
M tctasItatntu critu. ipth bIcI,
MD, ipaatr nod bet Gtpa prtiat,
-IoA mttr Der ,btdtm fii,r'cl ino
:iniaes Rlnopis6 petIane.tu mitst
GdueIu 8. 0l,tmtW' " Srn aul
Sm piarli am Ttnsiaa. :
stnn itr 3abus babsi Die aasatic.
a,n pf.bta IOlll;n rc,t lutrn ibr EN-
Iss,t s,ebjk gshroutsi. IcuflI,,lrl 2r,
Z. Glrr mi @t'anlrasr So!tI ON
", II uue II gpyjl.
ar gtriauitn.t gl1mon,b
Ufaieitr erirl 1u't salnt,rt'
6N. II G;u pu S'itlna ~ 80; ~
abeu bd h. .. 2neOM-t nuo 3oIu
Ra 6Asp9trt.L ctr, tth'r
sfrsefdlistn ,giaatuns:
s.xr eins'l eebduOe u.rii1eri babtn
! {btbis &csut1tucr, Slir peer sshrm
srtk M f1 ppr. sAr bubtn bic
rntns b. astna.
h -sn
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-04-07
au msias drtunSe uub sas
QSubfifHu.

sd perO, milne Sal,ri. ,u Geth'
pbaIia wisott ilir iur;s 3sit uni Niti.
Iprll 1910 ut'inen.
". gail,p.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-04-07

@.np,pu VI - aud ust,
10 ostaassii il. 10 / ss ooa- nitun!
ter gauskr,n, Stlf lui sins eenihi
e,esanlsrarbth ayst IN. 9is .Pys.
eltitipni1sH etuita. Us hs- fiS ibyt
besas,iik Ssiiiion ht asnua Inter.
iAriiisn iammsia ,HEtsn. seshalt
'ulnllkHJa 3as = essst aesslsii, !,
= sen y9ilakh = On. 10 mil ri1k
It otaswr!stesa M III 9t<lo.'
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-04-07

3elssy aibssV esmsss hssist 6esss Il.
Hsa 6su Ssa Hisfsa. uxt olsinjeiSsa sn
noe RsAt susn >sna Osssi4s ssa Nslxei II.
cels pssmss ssias NFJaa u t1sa. Ss4tsl
4 pillsms,sf.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-04-07

zs1ssuhss II psts Ehiaid 'v6 II,
nD e4aziss esess sslpastisss
= Dift pstHsR aaeissteN eridl'
=. -. Sai Gsiena1. ok eaass.
/ n1ooutn bsn, 4AnberR sHe ~ ~,
- isesr. 1atst hrs fls ssbsrii
||lss'
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-04-07

g Group j; ] !; : !; = =;
SURE vssA nf. eAoops
Il. Alitl YfA I So|l...
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-04-07

q ess43taaal''"' a
q Kite Rlk
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1910-01-14
INSURGENTS SURPRISED.
Are Amazed at Purported Statement Of
Punishment

Washington, Jan. 5.-With amaze-
m"nt in some cases bordering in an
ger, the insurgent republican members
of the house todOy read the published
reports that they are to be singled out
by the administration for punishment
for their 'rebclliius cOnduct' by the
members of the majority party OF
the house.
Several Of the insurgents were un-
sraring in their dcnunciatiOn of tho
uolicy which sought to punish q man
for freedom and independence of
thought and ASTON, as they expressed
It.
Not a few were loath to believe tina
President Taft would lend his aid to
an effort to administer ca~stigation to
them for supporting the very prin-
cipl"s and policies for which the party
claimed they stood pledged for.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1910-01-14
BALLINGER-PINCHOT AFFAIR Is
NOW BEFORE BOTH HOUSES
OF CONGRESS.
COMPLETE EXAMINATION
Joint Resolutions Ordering Full Inquiry
Is Introduced in the Senate by
Jones and in the House
by HUMPHREYS.

Washington, Jan. 5.-An investiga-
ton of the Ballinger-Pinchot contro-
Versy was ordered by a joint resolution
today introduced in the senate by MIR.
Jones, and in the house by Mr.. Hum
phrey, both of Washington. AS here
tofore announced the provision is for
the broadcast kline of public inquiry, the
resolution being of the character re-
curing the signature of the president
which gives to it all the force of gen.
eral law.
A comittee of twelve is to be ap.
pointed to conduct the investigation,
six of whom be designated by Vice
President Sherman and six by Speaker
Cannon. Unquestionabl- Senator Nell
son, chairman of the senate commit
tee on public lands, will head the list
Of senators and this doubtless will re-
suit in his s election as chairman of tho
Joint committed. Thu scope of the in
r~Cstigation is outlined as follows:
"The committee is hereby empower
ed and directed to max, q thorough
and complete Investigation. of the ad-
ministration and cOnduct of the in
terror department., its several bureaus,
officers and employees, and of the bu-
rcau of forestry in tho agricultural
department, It's OfilccrS ana employees,
touching or relating to the reclamation,
conservation, management II dispOs-
Al of the public lands of tho United
States. or any lands held in trust by
the United state for any purpose in
cludinG all the natural resources Of
such lands, and said committee is au-
thoriZcd anG empowered to make any
further Investigation touching said de-
partmcnt, its bureaus. officers and en-
ployes, and of said bureau of forestry,
It's officers or employees, as it may deem
desirable"
The authority to sit during sessions
of congress and in rccesScs, to require
the attendance Of witnesses and tho
production Of papers. usual to con-
gressiOnal inqui- les. is granted by tho
resolution. 1t is provided further that
any person refusing to obey the pro-
cess of tho committee or to answer
any question pronounced shall be
d cmed guilty of contempt, and juris-
dictiOn is conferred upon the court OF
appeals of the District of Columbia
to try and determine any such chart 3
If contempt.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1910-01-14
JUMP TO FIERY DEATH
Mother and Babes Perish in Burnish
Building.

Peoria, Ill.,, a 5.-Mrs. Linton
Davidson and her two children were
burned to death today in Il fire which
destroyed the H%evenden livery barn
on Main street. Mrs. DaVidsOn's hus-
band jumped from a second story
window to the pavement and suffered
injuries which may prove fatal.
Davidson did not jump until after
he had put his wife and children on
the roof where he thought they would
b. safe until rescued.
Mrs. Davidson feared to jump from
the roof with the babies and when it.
tumbled in. all three We're precipitated
into Il Veritable furnace of fire.
Joseph Paccy. an ,grd man is also
supposed to have persisted in the
flames.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1910-01-14
KNOWLEDGE Enough.

At the moment of their fall Adam
and Eve, being innocent, were used to
doing things in an unconscious man.
ner.
That is to say, they didn't Fletcher
ize.
With the result that they failed OF
getting the full effect OF the apple
all the proteids and carbohydrates.
However, in thier blind. laundering
way, they attained to enough knowl
odge of good and evil to make them
terrible bores to themselves forever
alter. and to all their descendants ike
wise the present generation.-
Puck.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1910-01-14
INDIANA GOVERNOR FIRM.
Chicago Concern Cannot Sell Pools in
Indiana.

indianapolis. Ind, Jan. 5.-Every
attempt by Chicago sports to start a
pool room at Clarks Station. Ind,
even if race results are obtained bv
wireless, will be %repu!sed by Governor
Marshall.
Sheriff Grant of Lake county has
been ordered by the governor to seize
any wireless apparatus.
Following the cutting Of the wires
t. the pool room Saturday by deputy
sheriffS, it was that a
wireless apparatus would be installed.
"Tney can't beat Indiana" said the
governor today. Il will stop pool
selling in Clarks Station if it takes
all the cash and the men Indiana IAN
summon to do it"
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1910-01-14
Interesting Information.

In an interview published in the
Keller Neueste Nachrichten, Grossad.
miral Won Roster says many interest.
Ing things about his visit to New
York. among them the following: I'm
the absence of President Taft, who
was away on a trip to the Mexican
frontier, the place of honor was
taken by the vice-president Of the
United States, Secretary of State
Sherman of New York"
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1910-01-14
A Lesson In Economy.

." notice you always fling the driver
your purse when we take a convey
ance," said the heroine of the his
torical novel.
Il do" admitted the hero Of the
same.
How do you expect to support a
wife? Give him the exact legal fare
nal,
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1910-01-14
Increased Price Of Elk Teeth.

During the last five years the value
q elk teeth has more than trebled."
oaid a western traveller at the Fred.
eric. according to the st. Paul Dis
patch. I'm 1904 you could get any num-
Der of fine specimens in Idaho, Mon
cana. Washington and bordering states
o $3.50 apiece. Now you will pay
from $3.50 to $40, and they are hard
to get for even that. The Apache,
Sioux, Comanche and Chippewa Indi-
ans used to have dozens of them in
their possession and traded them for
trinkets. But the redskin got wise to
their value, and you can buy them
from Il regular dealer cheaper now
shan from the Indian. The passing
OF the elk and the great demand made
by the members of the Elk lodge for
teeth for emblems have boosted the
pric~
Tie traveller recited an incident Of
en- OllahOman who bought a robe COW
cred with elk teeth from 4 Wichita
INDIAN for 800. He cut of the teeth
and cleaned up $4,000 on the deal.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1910-01-14
The Novice.

Old Lawyer Ito young partner)-
Did you draw up old Moneybag's will?
Young Partner-Yes, sir; and so
tight that all the relatives in the
world cannot break it.
Old Lawyer with some disgust)-
The mex time there is a will to be
drawn up, III do it myself!"-New
York Sun.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1910-01-14
Mistakes Will Happen.

Lady Ito her sister, a doctor)-
There-I cooked a meal for the first
time to-day and made a mess of it.
well, dear. never mind; it's moth
ing. l lost my first patient"
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His Business,

You see that man across the
street? Well, you can always get cut
rates from him for his work"
What is it?"
trimming trees and hedges."-Bal-
timore American.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1910-01-14
Graphic Variations.

"~Civilization," remarked the canni.
bal king, promotes some strange
IDEAS"
ITO whom do you especially refer?"
inquired the missionary.
Among you the ultimate con.
sumer is regarded with sympathy.
Here he is considered very lucky"
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1910-01-14
Where Pepys Won Fame.

Who was this fellow Pepys, and
what is his claim to fame?"
His claim to fame is we'll founded.
my friend. He's the man who kept a
diary Tor more than a year"
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1910-01-14

II o see a fault in others. think
of two OF your own. and do not add q
third n by your hasty judgment.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1910-01-14
Ard Mother Officiates,

Eddie-Do you have morning pray.
ers at your house?
Freddie-We have some kind of a
service when father gets in.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1910-01-14

Occasionally We meet people who
spend half their time telling what
are going to do and the other half
aHrlainiNg why they didn't do it.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1910-01-14

Happiness in marriage would he
-anOre prevalent if a man would handle
Ais Wife as tenderly and carefully as
S,e does an old briar Nioe.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-11-05
p-,ckod His Own Bubble.

This story. found i'll Rev. Dr. Henry II. Jessup's book. Fifty three Years In Syria" seems to indicate that religious vagaries are as short lived in the east as elsewhere. A friend of pr. Jessup. visiting Jerusalem, met queer looh- ins solitary stranger pacing the streets of the city. accostcd him. and after the usual greetings rctnariicd:
 You are an American. l infer"
 'Ies. 1 am," replied the queer look iii. man.
 "And what arc you doing here, if nay ssk?'
 "Ah. yes. I'm glad you asked. You see. I've como to preach the new doc triue, that there is to be no more death. If men will only accept it, we'll abolish 1sAth, and there'n be no more dying. nor graves. nor co0ns. nor funerals. We shall just live right on."
 But" said Dr. Jessup's friend. "sup- posing you should sIcken and die, what thenY'
 Oh" said the man. that would bust the whole thingn
 And 1t did. The poor delirious npos- tie died few months later. and with him his thew doctrine"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-11-05
Couldn't oft.

The handsome young plumber laid aside piece of lead pipe and. ap- preaching the beautiful kitchen maid. said:
 You look awful good to me-"
 "Go on; quit your kiddin'." she re- piled.
 But mean what say"
 Il ain't got any time to listen to you now. Can't you see I'm busy?"
 "Yes, but whats the use workin' whom q fellow wants to make love to you? Say. if make this job last 90 can come back tomorrow will you have your work out of the way so we can talk thin0s over? You're the purtiast girl over seen."
 "If you think yox can mako . fool of me by such silly talk you're nhtaksn." !"
 "Dut I mean every word say. l want you to try to learn to love mo-"
 ''If you want to make love to nc como around this evening. I'll bs here. <"
 "What. On uy own time? What kind of chunp do you think amp Chicago Record Herald.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-11-05
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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-11-05
REACHING THE TOP.

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