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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-12-04

human being, she wouldn't have to
worry about keeping her man He'd
simply stay.
And besides that, and over and above
all, and furthermore, If he didn tit
he showed that if she meant TO have
him She d have 10 hustle, doesn t IT
seem as f it would be a good thing for
her 10 stop and think was ne worth
msting for!
If he is Just a man, and not compli.
Gated by being "a husband, and shows
a disposition not to stay kept, why
don t YOU Just drop him7 Sometimes
the Jar sets his works all right, so he
never gives You any more trouble what
ever.
If he is . husband and needs keeping
from another woman, you might Just
as well Lot him alone. If he is any
account whatever, he will come back
after awhile, all ashamed Of himself
and tell you all about how she Iured
him on. Awful? Yes, but how true!
And If he isn't any account, you
can t keep him anyway And don t
ever try to persuade yourself that it is
for the children s sake you hang heav.
lily on TO his disregarding coat tail.
Mel think meal ticket is a
mighty poor thing to get out of matri,
mony.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-12-04
OFFICIAL RED TAPE HAS
NO LIMIT IN EUROPE
Special Cable 10 The Tribune

Special Cable 10 The Tribune.
ROME. Dec. 3.--Official stupidity and
devotion to red tape have long been tn,
characteristics of European officials o
the petty class. 1t has been said of
them that II ordered TO march straight
ahead. on they would go though 1t led
them into the river Here is shining
example OF this official stupidity.
Mrs G. Lee and her sister. Mrs. EluTl
bert, have returned here from France
and their journey was marked by un-
pleasant Incidents They had n small
dog. for which they had taken a ticket,
but as COG tickets are not interna tioral
the one taken In Paris was available only
10 the French frontier. The train ar
rived ot Modaao at o'clock In the morn
ing and the two ladies We're at rest In
their sleeping car. They were not dis
turbed and II was rot until they reached
Turin that o ticket inspector came
around ard asked for the dog ticket
Mrs. Lee explained that IT had not been
possible to get ticket at Modano in the
middle OF the nicht and asked him TO
give them one. The inspector then ac-
cused thcm Of irving 10 defraUd the COM
pany and told them they were Liable 70
fine. Tine travellers protested indg-
nantly and their protests were regarded
as an aecravstion Of their alleged Of
fense and the fine increased 20 per cent
on their arrival. Mrs. Lee and Mrs
Hurlbcrt were required TO go before the
stationmaster and go through a long
cross & Ta m ina non.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-12-04
HOW TO KEEP
A MAN

Chow to keep man. is 3 burn
ing question.
! 1t slzzles through the divorce courts
slops up our happy homes with damp,
uncomfortable tears, disturbs the other
wise deep calm of the police depart.
ments of our large cities, robs the young
maiden of her beauty sleep, and brings,
often and often, an additional wrinkle
| to the hobble skirt of our best known
society women.
An inexperienced young thing such
as ! am, who never tried to keep but
one. man, and he willing to stay at that.
hesitates to plunge headlone into a
subject that absorbs the undivided at
tention of our most notable anti. Reno
experts. And yet it seems to me that
certain aspects Of the question have
been strangely neglected.
For instance, have you thought how
necessary il is. before trying to keep
your man, to be sure that he is the right
mani
How many a time and oft has one
observed dear, sweet thing, only
twenty.seven summers old, trying to
keep large blond man with a foot
ball head OF hair and hand like n
ham, when all she really has q right
TO is small, inexpensive article whose
chin retires into his Adam IS apple and
who gobbles when he talksi
This is painful sight and one that
thrills with sympathy the heart of the
kindly observer. Tho struggles of the
wrong man-how pathetic they are!
And the struggles of the right man
how more than patheticl
Why, as much energy is expended,
just often and often, ON hanging on to
the wrong man as would keep the right
man happy and satisfied for the rest of
his natural life. And yet, directed all
crosswlse as II is. it only makes its OBJ
iect mad, because he has his eye on an
entirely different keeper, and stirs up
all the. gall in the system Of the right,
yet neglected man.
Think this over, nv dears, when you
begin to try TO keep man. Look care
fully at the mnn You are trying to keep.
He may be altogether the wrong one
Think how embarrassed you would be
If, after all your endeavors, he should
break away; and besides that, if your
own, whom You had right to hang
on to, should, at one and the same time,
get angry and vexed and decline to let
his lily hand be held any more, because
he always hated to be second choice.
Then, again, taking another view of
the situation and looking at it from an
entirely different angle, many expert,
enced wives have thought that the best
way TO keep man is to take In wash
Ing.
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Two Good Games.

These Two pastimes are enjoyable FOR
both young and old. The first is called
Black Art" Send one person ont of
the room, who must be IN the secret
with tho leader. The latter tells the COM
pany to choose any object I'm tho room
and the person outside Will be able 10 tell
where II is The object being selected
and the person called in. the leader
points to a number of objects. including
something black; the article pointed 10
Immediately after the black thing is the
one. This may be done number OF
times and the audience remain mystificd
as to how the person outside can always
designate the correct article. The sec
ond stunt Is called Character and Oh
Ject. Send two persons out Of the
room. then select 4 character and an
object which are closely related TO each
other-tor instance. washington and his
hatchet.r "Sir Walter Raleigh and his
cloak Cleopatra and the asp" Paul
Revere and his lantern" Call IN the
couple and name one the character. the
other the object. They now must ask
questions alternately OF the audience.
which must bc answered by yes" or
mo" BY adroit questionings they find
out who" and what" they are. Some
times the character and object may be OF
local fame and cause much merriment
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-12-04
List Of GOOD christmas storiea.
Health and Beauty Hints
BY MRS. MAE MARTYN

L. e. H: don't quite understand
what you mean when you say you do
TO preserve your hair" Surely you can
have no reasonable objection to using
a good quinne hair tonic TO stop your
hair from coming out | Will give you
perfectly natural way. for ii clears the
scalp pores. strengthens and gives new
life to the hair roots because the way
is cleared for healthy growth. Get
from your druggist one ounce OF quin-
zoin. dissolve II In one-half pint Of al
cohol. then add one-half pint OF water
Rub this tonic Into the scalp two or
three times Q week and il will prevent
forming Of scale and dnndruff and stop
Sour hair from falling out. 1t is just
fine for excessively oily hair. II re-
freshes and invisorstes the scalp
natural. color. and encourages long,
thick. abundant and glossy growth
p. c.. In your qusst for beauty you
could use all the complexion powders,
creams and lotions on the market, but
you will never have a smooth and beau
tifuI complexion as long AS you are
troubled with Indigestion, poor appetite
and sluggish liver What YOU really
need ia a good cleansing. system tonic
to purify Nour blood. give YOU appc-
lite and clear up YOUR skin of those
pimples. sores and liver hlotches, Take
before each meal tablespoonful of n
tonic made by dissolving onc-half cup
OF sugar and one ounce kardene in one
half pint alcohol then adding enough
hot water to make ii quart This Is an
inexpensive tonir that has done won-
dcrs for many OF my friends In restor-
ing them 10 good health and good looks
A. f.. Yes. eyeglasses give any girl
the appearance OF being older than she
ronlly Is. Do not wear them until you
must. Get an ounce OF crystos from
Your druggist take II home and dis
solvc IL In pin, NJ water and you viii
hnvc An eve tonic that will relieve rcd
ness. soreness and Inflammation. Drop
two drops in ench eye whenever
vorr eyes feel tired. weak gore This
tonic strcngi hens weak sight and makes
the eyes clear and bright.
Patience: Your complexion will BE-
come clear. pure and refined-the ad
rriration Of all who YOU. nr know
you-only when YOU give Il the atten-
ton IL deserves. Massaglng with AL
mozrin crrsm- jelly Is the best black
head remover and open pore cure I
know. get from your druggist one
ounce OF almozoin. dissolve il in a half
pint OF cold water. stir well and let
stand over night. Use this daily for
rnassaging and ng "A face cream. The
simplicity Of this safe treatment and
the speed with which IL clears the com
pieNion OF bluckhcads. roughncss. red
ness etc. arc almost beyond belief
Alnozoin makes the flesh firm and fair
md The skin soft and satlny
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-12-04

| It is often found that teaching school
or entering the financial magnatc class
supplies the man with so much money
that his head appears to swell, and he
takes his week S allowance and elopes
with Totty Kickytoes.
This is result greatly to be depre
Gated, if not on private, certainly on
public grounds. For, while 1T Is clear
enough that, considering the former
only, he is a good riddance of bad rub
bish. vet, taking the latter into consid-
ration such a course serves to keep
alive most undeserved prejudice
against certain eXponents of the art
dramatique-besides using mp the money
that ought TO have bought the chil-
dren S winter shoes.
Taking in washing seems to furnish
lust about the right amount of cash TO
supply the man with cigars and other
nee cessaries of life, besides keeping the
wife so busy that she has no time TO
make things unpleasant for her bus
band when he bestows upon her the
honor of his society.
Of course, it doesn' Z leave very much
over for her and the children, but when
woman IS main object is to keep her
man, she must let mere details take
care of themselves.
Then gain, some women have found
that practically the only way TO keep
a man is to have him emba lmed. Other
methods seem only to lrrltate the
man. to stir him up, and cause him to
wander about in a most annoying man
uer But properly embalmed man is
almost always TO be depended upon to
remain in out of the wet and to be
over, YOU yearn for that home feeling
cngendered by the certainty of his
whereabouts.
OF course, this process has a tend
ency to cause IL certain qu,etudc and
stiffness of demeanor, and even to pu
stop TO anything that might be con
sidered family sociability But, weigh
ing the chances between this and any
other way Of keeping some men. ] have
known many wives to give IT the pref
erence. They say that sometimes, after
twenty wears or so OF wandering away
from home on the part of their men and
coming bnck dead TO the world any.
way, il is almost the only thing they
can think of that seems TO promise them
some peace. And, say these wives: by
that time peace is what they are after.
Certain publicatio2s have advised the
wearing of blue bCsw in wife s hair
and the putting on Yf her glad rags,
when her man is expected home, as
means Of keeping him there.
Others declare with some show of
truth that if You want 10 keep a man
you have got 10 cook for him. And.
while both these ideas are good to
certain extent, vet the memory of al
most any one beyond the tenderest
years will reach back to wife after
wife who wore her hair neatly pompa-
dourod and cooked perfectly elegant.
and yet found that. while the children.
the minister her motber-in- law and the
family cat were fairly appreciative of
the good things set before them, her
husband seemed to have failed to ac-
quire the taste for home cooking. He
preferred standing lunch in the com
pany of many friends and regarded his
wifes clean, white table cloth as
needless extravagauce. Besides, her
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-12-04
a Handkerchief Bazar

Some months ago there appeared IN
your department q rhyme to send out In
the interests OF handkerchief bazar. our
guild wishes 10 get NJ such an arfair.
Can yorI supply tbe words MARY Dean.
No doubt the Jingle below is what you
want:
To all our friends though far or near.
We crave your kind attention:
So please TO lend us now your ear
While we a subject mention.
The union will hold
on day not distant far.
II we have been correctly told.
A handkerchief bazaar.
SO this. then Is our plea in brief:
To help our enterprise,
You each shall send handkerchief,
OF any kind or size,
To be without a handkerchief
You know is quito distressing:
From every friend let one he sent
Twill surely be a blessing.
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A s: You have my sympathy I
can imagine how embarrassfd YOU feel
when YOU think people arc looking at
delatonc 10 remove those wild hairs? /
have never known IT to fail. Just mix
little of the powder with a little
10 the surface from which you wish TO
remove the hairs. let remain two or
three minutes, then wipe off the paste
and wash the skin thoroughly with
warm water. Dclatone is rather ex-
pensiye. and your druggist will charge
dollar for one ounce. but II is much
cheaper than electrolysis. Repeat the
should return. They will be thinner and
lighter each time until they finally 20
for good. Mix The paste fresh for each
application.
egg shampoos" contain eggs In any
approcinblc quantity. shampoo with
eggs is, a rather difficult and "mussy'
undertaking Why don't you use plain
canthroX? Then YOUR shampoo will be
pleasure instead of a torment your
head VIII he absolutely clean. and your
hair viii he beautifully soft and plant
Just dissolve teaspoonful of canthrox
In cup OF hot water. pour a little on
the head a a time. rub as You would
with any other shampoo; then rinse
vour scaln and hair in the clean warm
water CanthroN makes plenty OF rich
creamy lather cleanscs thoroughly re-
moves dandrun and relieves itching. II
Will not fade the hair, mako II dry Or
brittle. or cause II TO streak. like some
soaps do. After a canthrox shampoo
your hair drics quickly and IL IS fluffy.
and bright that YOU con dress Il
quickly and neatly.
O.: Yes. know what the sun and
wind hive hnen doing to vour complex
ion. Use this beauty lotion and you
won't be so discouraged: Dissolve four
ounces OF spurnax in A haIf-piut OF
hot water. odd two teasroorfuls of
clvccrinc and let cool. Apply to the
face. neck and forcarms With the palm
n the hand. rubbing gently until dry
SpurmaX rcfreshes. cools and whitens
the skin. II removes freckles. tan. dry
ness. sallowness. chapping and cracking
az tho skin due To heat wind or wealth
or I-sc II daily instead of face powder.
Use IL freely: IT won't rub off or show
IKE powder.
Mrs +. c.: You should begin taking
a good. safe. flesh reducing remedy Mt
once. as the tendency is for one IN take
on extra flesh during the winter months
BY dissolvlDC four ounces OF parnotis
IN l. plrts hot water and taking a Ia
b!espoonful before each meal, YOU will
remove your excess flesh rnpidly with
ont any i'll effects and have more
shapelv figure, This remedy is harmless
and hns proven wonderful source OF
troubled with ovcrfatncss
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-12-04
Idea for a Kitchen Shower.

At kitchen shower recently gwen
a recipe was brought with the article
contributed, II il was utensil requiring
rule. For instance. n set Of gem pans
had directions for making the fayorits
muffins in Il household noted FOR It's
fine cooking \ mixing bowl had IL cake
recipe attached and some scales were
sent with a rUlc for old fashioned pound
cake The hostess inclosed q paper with
her invitation for the recipes. so all were
Uniform with the request not TO fold
them. then she had n fooled leather
cover for them and ali were presented
was 10 take her way out vest wo
can Imagine how much pleasure this IT.
tie book WI! De in the days TO come.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
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Novel Entertainments s:s:: ss::

Kate Douglas Wiggins's The Bird s
Christmas Carol.
Ruth McEnery Stuarts Christmas
at the Trimbes
Ruth McEncry S,uarts apollo Belvi-
dere."
+. B, Aldrcb's IA Christmas Fantasy
Henry Van Dykes The First Christ l.
mas Tree
+. dopkinson Smiths Colonel Car
ter's Christmas.
Bret Harte's How Santa Came TO
Simpsons Bar
John Fox's Christmas Eve on Lone
some"
Frank Stockton's Christmas Wreck" p"
Lew Wallace's 'Boyhood OF Christ In
Sen Hur.
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Concerning a Weddinr

a friend Is to be mar rried In Decsnhs-
and wishes TO know il IL Is correct \.
nave music AT simple wedding, N 10 20
will you suggest some selections IN A.
ding observation-disclosures Rod
Music is permissible. and should hars
the harp by all means. Wedding marnh.ss
may be played, and such airs as "Swass1
est story Eyer Told. % Promise Me-
PIRATE. music store will gladly r,s.
you longer list. For winter wsdd,.s
breakfast serve first grape fruit, thsss
birds on toast, rice croquettes, curranj
or wild grape jelly individual omejsfs
coffee. not rolls. and il the hour Is ejevcs
or after. a frozen last course ls permia.
sible.
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Tho Cha6nq Dish.

Please Madame Merri. tell me what
YOU think Of the chaf5ng dish and give
some idea OF preparation necessary for
its use a; a Sunday night supper.-New
Housekeeper
In these days the cha1ng dish has be-
come "A recognized factor In daily fUnC-
tions, II brings an element OF socia =
bli,y. for /; Is impossible for anyone
10 he stiff or formal while concoctInG
the delicious morsels that may be made
or i'm playing assistant to the chief cook.
In the first place, the chafng dish
Is economical saving not only In time
but in materials, Oysters may be panHsd
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-12-04

think YOU VIII find these lines lust
what YOU want. other readers may lil .
them also 10 so with gloves a Christmas
time
eucaSe
Are the hands that oft rule the world !;
Hands that are dainty. tender and kind.
The first that mans power unfurlci:
Hands that are found where good deeds
must be done.
Hands whose caress is divine.
right
And raise mortuls 10 holicst shrine:
Hands that in physical prowess are weak
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-12-04

which Is an itcm TO be considered. To
serve a ChannE dish supper with peace
Of mind get everything 10 bc used In
the construction OF the dishes ready be-
forchuuG. Place all ON a trHy on the
table where the chaflng dish is 10 stand
As butter always enters largely into
the recipes. arrange ~ in neat squares
on a plate and have yellow or blue bowls
for holding other ingredients Be sure
TO have the plates for serving any cheese
or oyster dish very hot. as man. p Wand
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-12-04
Congratulations and Best WISH,

Please tell me what to say when -,
Ing upon person who has been ms an.
about three weeks. When wIshinn i,ttled
happiness should IL he said wbSn Iam ,'lil
enter the room. or should persor yvu
until later in the evening? Sho,ia ~nlt lt
Same thing be said 10 the lady "a 70 sns .ts
gentleman Anna A. w lhe
If the affair Is reception for =,
"rewlyweds." the proper stunt is Ia ca1 ,ae
gratuia,e The man and offer best wisSa-
for happiness, etc, 10 the bride. rhasss
is no set time or set form far meIs seIt
things, Just be natural eucn
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-12-04
Christmas Recital

The following programme may be Of
service TO the teacher who is looking for
novelties 10 suit the season The pieces
mentioned are all within reach OF the
average pupil. There is still time To let
the children OF the household prepa re
them as part OF tho christmas surprise. "
christmas Tree March, Arthur Dana
christmas Hymn" ,..s..-..... ParloW
Little Christmas Suite" Turner
christmas Eve WaltZcs". Clayton Johns
Christmas Chimes" ...... Smith
Christmas Bells. .n Wilson, (2) Bchr
Christmas Transcription on the tune
to tho hymn "Whie Shepherds
Watched" etc.) ..,........ Pattlson
Merry Christmas" ............. Wilson
Under the MisIletoe,' waltz Robinson
"The Children's Festival" set OF
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A Bridal Table.

How should the table be arranged fes
wedding breakfast? How arc guestF
seated?-H. T.. s.
The table should have a flower center
piece OF white roses or whatever flower
the bride prefers. There should be aa
handsome centerpiece as possible With
plate doilies. The same menu Ia seryA6
as for an elaborate luncheon. omittine
soup. There may or may not be pIpee
ca rt!s and favors. The bride and bride
groom are placed on one side Of fks
bridal table. the brides father and noth.
er being at either end as host and host
ess. The honored guests are also at thiF
table -
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Devoted to the Art Of Entertaining the Etiquette of Enter
tanning; Home School, Club and Church Entertainments

But i'll moral persuasion. most strong
Hands than will auccor the needy and III,
And sever the right from the wronS
May those hands bc ever steadfast ana
true
To the one they vow TO love:
May they ever flnd warmth In d loya'
heart.
As they find I'm this wee little glove.
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table hadn t any nice brass rail TO rest
his weary feet upon.
In fact, statistics show beyond the
possibility Of a doubt that when Il man
has already shown a clear disposition
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To Send With Gloves,

want to give girl pair OF gloves
ON her birthday Won't you send me
some sentiment suitable TO so with
them?-Country Dick