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The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17
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Get your Ice al The Brewery,
$500 per len.
A PERTINENT QUESTION.
The Senator Thought the Story too
- Good to Keen.

The Senator Thought the Story too
Good to Keep.
Hannibal Hamlin, for many years
United States Senator from Maine.
and Vice-President during the Civil
War, was wont to tell the following
story on himself: An Englishman by
the name OF Pearson. while passing
along the main street In Bangor,
stepped In a hole Ia the sidewalk,
and, falling, broke his leg He
brought suit against the city for
$1,000, and engaged Hamlin as coun-
sell
Hamlin won his case, but the city
appealed to the Supreme Court. Here
also, the decision was for Hamlin' 8
client.
After settling up the claim. Ham
lin sent for his client and handed
him a dollar,
whats this?" asked the English
man.
That's your damages. after taking
out my fee. the cost Of appeal and
several other expenses. said Hamlin.
The Englishman looked at the dol
lar. and then at Hamlin. Whats
the matter with this" he said; lis II
bad ?--Tit- Bits.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17
OBJECT OF ORGANIZATION
FORMED IN NEW YORK
CITY YESTERDAY.
NUMBER OF C[ERGYMEN
CT Various Denominations Take
Leading Part--labor Leaders
and .7ubiicists Join in
Movement.

New York, June 1G,-Clergymen o
many denominations, publicists ans
labor leaders, uniteh here today Il
organize the Individual and Social
Justice League Of America, Amonf
the officers elected are:
President Dir, John Weste,
Hin tMethodist)
Five vice presidea.s, one of wnon
Is Archbishop John Ireland tRomal
Catholic,)
TreasuI Herman A. Metz, for
mer comptroller OF New York City.
Director Of literary bureau-Rev
Thomas Slicer JUnitarian.)
The directors include, other thar
calircn men, several national labol
leaders. university presidents ant
heads of farmers leagues.
The. purpose of the league, its
prospectus sets forth. in part, is.
TO set clearly before the people
the principles at issue--American
Thought a. mi life compared witt
the economic and political reyo-
lutions proposed by Socialism; t
promote the local adherence {
American institutions; progress anf
reverence for law: to inculcate just
conditions of competition; to defen(
the workman in his demand for al
equitable return for ais labor; TO up
hold the everlasting rillity of re
ligion as the foundation of ciyiliza
ton.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17
One ON the Censor.

During the South African war the
censorship of soldiers letters home
was very strict. One soldier; who al
ways sent an account Of the doings
OF sthe regiment. which account was
always blotted out by the censor, laid
plan for revenge. AT the foot OF his
next letter he wrote, Look under the
stamp" The censor did SO. after
spending considerable time in steam
ing the stamp from the envelope.
And he found these words: Was Il
hard to get of ?p--Exchange.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17
Birds Easily Made captiyss.

A bird expert has returned to Eu-
rope from the West Indies with over
200 captiyes. He boiled down tree
sap into thick, sticky mess, and put
1t on shrubs and branches at places
where birds took food and drink, Once
they grasped the sticky perches they
We're fast and could not fly away. says
the expert. Some were caught by
tying to string large grains which
birds swallowed, and there they were,
Among the captives are starlings
finches, pigeons. doves. herons and
canaries 4gi IL ~
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17
Teach seI.ne. Of Hotel K..plns.

Many schools in Germany aud
Switzerland offer courses OF instruc-
ton In the art Of waiting at table. The
Lausanne high school goes still fur
Their In this direction. and undertakes
to teach the complete science Of hotel
keeping. This includes thorough prof.
cheney In four languages. bookkeeping.
geography. training In department, the
study Of hygiene and knowledge OF
gymnastics, calisthenics and dancing.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17
Get y0ur Ice at |. e BIZ every
$500 per ION.
Ancient Mirrors.

A French Investigator has lately
Interested the French Academy OF Sci.
ences In his researches concerning
the glass mirrors which were used In
ancient times In Egypt and in Thrace.
They We're backed with a highly pol
lshed metal. the nature of which has
been In question. 1t has now been
ascertained that the metal was almost
pure lead. and 1t is believed that the
method OF manufacture was to pour
the molten lead on the concave sur
lace OF disks cut from balloons Of
blown glass. In consequence OF their
shape. the mirrors minimized the
images OF objects looked at In them.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17
The hon.Chain Broke.

1t vas 3 o'clock and the excursion
boat Uncle sam still rested peacefully
on the broad waters Of the Missouri
at the foot of Main street. A thronS
of more or less merry passengers was
on the hurricane deck. 3lA 4,
Three bells." cried the watch, rand
- Then there was an eminous pause
Wait a moment. ANS not we'll. she s
sinking" 'v.h
The cry ran through the ship
- no al
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17

Mrs. Jones appears to be jealous
OF her husband. ss+
~ hadn't suspected It.,
Eyes. she has advertised In the
mornings paper for u plain cook. 49,
Houston Post IS
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17
SUNDAY, JtlNE 18th

The Illinois. Central will run a low.
rate excursion to st. Louis. Train
caves Cairo at 7:30 a. m, returning,
leave St. Louis at 1880 p. m. Fare
round trip 5000.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17

For the first six months OF last year
100000 Bibles were printed and cir
culated IN China, while during the
whole OF the previous year the num-
Der was only 100000. Nearly every
Bible was paid for. In Turkey there
Is also great increase.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17

Well, remarked the man who
favored a greater navy. this war In
the East Is great lesson to u.s."
That's what, replied the other.
I've learned a lot o. new names that
| never knew were in the geogra-
plies"
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17

The Wife (savagely) Don't let
me catch you flirting.
The Husband (meekly) No, dear,
never again. That's the way you aid
catch me. you know! - Yonkers
Statesman.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17
shs Knew His TASTES

He why do you have all that
frpit On your new nat! ! don't
she we'll. 4 couidn't very well
hays II trimmed with stuffed goobs.
sysn Il You do like TINT bstter!-A-
Mexxend orfer Batter.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17
Disappearance Explained.

What has become of the captains
of industry We used to hear so much
about?" said one military man.
They've all been promoted" an.
swered the other; and some OF them
have been pensioned - Washington
Star.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17
Their Ancestors Dolngs.

Her Friend Yes. my ancestors
moved In the best colonial circles,
They were Tories, ven know,
The Colonial Dame Yes? Then. !
dare say. my ancestors helped 70
keep them moving. Puck.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17
HUSBAND AND WIFE
AGREE ON TESTIMONY

suffered from catarrn nearly all my
life My stomach was in a deplor-
able condition. | ] suffered terribly
from indigestion and nervous trouble.
! was all rundown, ard though | tried
many remedies nothing afforded more
than temporary relief.
Finally | was persuaded to give
Cooper's New Discovery a trial, aud
procured bottle from my druggist.
It's affect was immediate and ! soon
felt like different woman. After
having taken six bottle | am today
enjoying very good health.
"My husband WHO has suffered a
great deal with llieunatism, has also
taken Cooper's New iseovery. and it
Ias afforded aim great relief We
both agree that there Is nothing to
compare with Cuis splenNd med.-
cine"
No person, with a strong, healthy
stomach need be sick; on the other
hand, no one can expect to enjoy
good health with a stomach that Is
weak and degenerated. The stomacn
is the most important organ In tae
human system, and is responsible for
the majority OF the ills of mankind.
due almost wholly to neglect and
abuse.
Cooper's New Discovery makes
weak stomachs strong. We have a
heavy demand for this preparation.
Paul or Schulz & Sons. Druggists.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17
After the Examination.

Proud Parent-Jose. where is
Manchuria located?
Josie--Aw, come of. paw. We had
,ur examination In jografy four da.
,go. How'd ! know where any place
sat? Baltimore American
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17
FORECASTS For Today.

Cairo and, Vicin,ty: Partly cloudy;
! warmer. 1. ~
Illinois: washington, June 10
Fair and continued warm Frida,
ansf Saturday, moderate south ant
sonshwesr winds 9ssf
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17

Mother regret to have to pun-
ish you, Freddy. but your teacher
tells me you're the worst boy in the
Ctass.
Freddie Maybe am, ma. Yes
terday she told me ! took after you.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17

Persons afflicted with catarrh and
stomach trouble will no doubt be in
t3fested in statement recently
made by Mrs. Margaret e. jewel, liv-
ing at G12 North Twenty.third street,
Nation, H.. who is but one OF many
thousands OF persons who have testi-
fed to the curative qualities Of the
Cooper remedies. Mrs Jewel says;
Il am IS years of age and have
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17
Danville Defeated.

Danvilla. June 16.-Reynolds' error
in the ninth, after two we're out, let
In one run and the locals went wild,
letting in two more.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17
FOR SHERIFF.

JAS. 8. ROCHE authorizes his an
flouncement as a candidate for the
Republican nomination for sherin OF
Alexander county. at the primary
election to be held Sept. Is. 1910.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17
sun ana Moon.

Mote: The above sun and moon
record is for Illinois and approx
mates the time at Cairo within . few
minutes.l
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17
HICKORY STOVE WOOD $50

Big load. stove size. delivered, Bot
phones. Clark. Danforth Handle g
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-06-17
GAMES IN THE
MAJOR LEAGUES
Concluded from First Page.)
Dubuque e..

Dubuque .........,. ...... Z ii z
Pattelies-Ovitz. lalbert and AS
mussan: Miller and Ferris
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19
Thetus Is Most Umkind: He
Won't Give Me q Chance
to Make That Apology

speech of the Hon. Thetus W. Sims. of
Tennessee" was the title: an old newspaper
clipping constituted the speech" At great
expense to the Government, in the way of
payment to the railroads for hauling it, this
venerable clipping, of the crop of 1901, was
mailed everywhere by the Do-nothing Con-
gressmen who want it again
1t is evident that Thetus heard from nv
partner, Old Mr.. Peepul, on the subject At
all events, Thetus denounced me holly, and
proved that Mr.. Taft, i1adividuazzy, had never
owned a car and had never sent one, BIZ eu-
press, across the Continent.
My charge is that Mr. Taft's official auto
mobile was shipped by him when he was at
the head of the War Department, to San
Francisco at governmental ewpense. and re-
shipped to Washington in the same way. He
wanted it in San Francisco to be ready
for his use in the event that he should need
it, while in that city on his way to the Phil
lppines. He did not need it, and the car was
sent back. The freight bill must have looked
like full moon.
That's the way these office holders-espe-
cially in Washington-h been wasting the
Governments money ever since the Civil
War.
But as I said in the Atlanta Constitution
and IN The JEFFERsoNIAN, my authority is
New York newspaper, which may have print
ed falsehood
If Thetus can get simple denial from Mr.
Taft, will apologize and set him right.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19
6be 5effersontan
Golfers Was Unjust to'Dr. B.
M. WoolN, of atlanta

Some months ago, an old college friend
handed me a bundle of correspondence, be-
tween Golfers and DR.. B. M. Woolly. Not
being confident of my own Judgment in a
matter of medical ethics, / sent the letters to
medical friend who neglected nv request
for report on the subject. Almost by acct
dent, the letters were recovered bv me. where
upon they were at once submitted to Dr. John
l.. Durham, of Woodville, Georgia-one of
the most capable and reliable physicians in
the South.
He examined the correspondence, and re-
ported as follows:
Hon. T. E. Watson, Thomson Ca
Dear Toni have looked over the CORE
spondence sent me of DR.. B. M. Woolly and Sam
uel Hopkins Adams AS Dr. Woolly does not sell
a prepared remedy for the opium habit but pre-
scrlbes for each he thinks best there can
be no ethical objections to his mode of treatment
Very truly yours, JOHN L. DURHAM.
WoodVille, Ca, May Z, 1910.
After reading the series of letters. T am
surprised that Golfers should ever have put
DR.. Woolly among the black sheep of the
medical profession; or should have ignored
his requests for an investigation of his meth
DDS
He made the fairest offers to Mr. Samuel
Hopkins Adams, who was writing the articles
against fake doctors and medicines, and made
full explanation of his manner Of dealing
with each case, according to it's own symp-
toms. He offered to prove that he prepares
each bottle of medicine with reference to the
patient to whom it is sent.
DR.. Woolly understood that he had Mr..
Adams promise to make the investigation be-
fore assailing him.
In spite of this the attack was made some
months later.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19
PAGE ELEVEN
The Little Bunch at Union Civ

Chey nearing anything drop, In any given di-
rection? Are they still as confident as ever
OF being able to win the game and take the
pot, a0ith q pair Of deuce8? Bluff is some
times right good game but it won't do to
keep it up on pair of deuces. That's about
the strength that there Is IN the hand that
John Lee and Ducha0orth are playing at this
time.
They are petering out, if they only knew
1t. All the more respectable and intelligent
men OF their organization are either leaving,
or getting ready to take Lees hide off, when
they meet him again in convention
Isn't it stupid for him to annul the char
ter OF Local Union, simply because it won't
lick his shoes? Doesn't he know that that
KIND OF thing Will ruin the organization?
The way in which they have acted in re-
fusing to meet, in a manly way. accusations
brought against them, in an open manner.
has done more harm to the Union than any
outsider could have done it,
LII Lee had any real regard for the true in
terest OF his order, he would tender his resio-
nation When he meets McGregor, Wimber-
ly and the others who signed that report on
his conduct last December, he aoiU hare to
clear his skirts from the charge of forgery.
That word IS an ugly one; and if he didn't
change the wording of that verdict against
hlm, he D5W haze to produce the man qUho
did,
The presumption of law is, that the bene-
iciary of forgery is the man who commit
ted the deed. The jury that tried John Lee
for his stupid conduct in taking up Ladson's
light, instead of letting Ladson do it. re-
turned verdict which, IN substance, read:
eve find, after mature deliberation that it
was unwise for our officials to take part in a con-
roVersy between outside persons or newspapers,
and we advise that hereafter they do not do So
again"
That was the substance of the verdict of
the jury which tried John Lee for butting
into a controversy that didn't concern him.
and taxing up the cudgezs for q banh-q0reck-
eng, Undertaking member of the atlanta
bar.
Not word had been said by me against
John Lee in The JEFFERsoN1AN There was
no intention on my part to attack him. [
did not dream of his interference, any more
than [ did of that of Charley Barrett. I was
not making an assault upon the Farmers
Union My attack was directed against G.
L. Ladson, shady member of the Atlanta
bar, who had violated the penal laws of this
State, drawn into an illegal use of the banks
money two officers of the Neal Bank, and
thereby put the institution where it was help
less to stand the panic of 1907. At the ve7.v
time that they needed their available cash, 1t
qc0s tied up IN Cuban land Specuzation
Had 1t been loaned ont on commercial paper.
as the I0a0 c0ntemopzates, they could haze re-
discounted those, as the other banks did, and
tlded Deer the crisis Just as the other banks
did.
But their funds, to an enormous amount
considering the capitalization-was unavail-
able They couldn't re-disc0unt q debt due
on lar1G Banks, as a rule, are reluctant to
put out money on land. 1t requires too much
time to COLLECT it
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19
Boys! Don t Let Charles EdyQyds
Fool You

X'UUE OW
The Honorable Charles Edwards, one of
the deserters, and one of those who want-it
again. is scattering literature all over his Dis
trlct Some of it is very thrilling. For in
stance, ne has little pamphlet of four pages.
On the title page appear the Words ''Read
carefully. Underneath, comes the sentence,
What r. j. Giles has done to commend him
to the voters of the First District for election
to Congress-" That's page 1. Turning to
page 2, [ find at the bottom, in big black let
tiers, the word 'NOTHING" Then I look
over on page 3, and at the bottom find the
big black word, 'NOTHZNG' I turn over
to page 4, the last, and there's that same big
black word, 'NOTHZNG'.
Now, that's fine, isn't it? That Joke orig
mated with Edwards, of course; and he
ought, by all means, to have it patented or
Incorporated and sell shares in it. A regular
gold-mine of wit is too good to be owned and
monopolized by one person.
By the way, a0h0t had EdUardS done to
commend HIM to the v0ters OF the First Dis
tact for election to Congress, at the time that
the accident happened? Who had ever heard
OF him before, anyway? What had he been?
What had he done? Was there a single re-
markable word or act that could be found
that would commend him to the voters of the
what has he done SINCE?
If you will turn to page 7, Of the Congress
sional Record of March 49, 1909. YOU will
find where he voted with the Democrats in
favor of Champ Clark's resolution, aohich, If
1t had passed, e0ouzd haze overthroDm Co7-
aa01'lsna, immediately, and made 1t impossible
for the Republicans to revise the tariff, q1p-
o00rd, thereby Increasing the cost of AvSmq
An hour or SO later, as you will find by ex-
aiming page 10, of the same Record, he
voted against the Democrats, AND WITH
THE REPUBLICANS, to save Ca1momisn
from overthroa0, and thereby made 1t possible
for the st0r1d-patters to put this a6omina6ze
neaO ZG10 on us.
Now, there are two votes made on the same
day, without any adjournment of Congress
having interviewed. One of those votes was
Democratic, and was aimed to destroy Can
nonlsm. The other vote was un-Democratic,
and was aimed to save Cannonism. Now, can
this shifty little deserter explain why he
voted against Cannonism on the Clark reso-
luton, and In favor of it on the Fitzgerald
amendment? What happened betaOee1o one
cote and the other to change him from a
sheep to q goat? Let him explain that, if he
can the next time he gets out a circular
against Enoch Giles, with the word EENoth-
ing" sprawled over it.
It would have been worth untold millions
of dollars to the taxpayers of this country if
it were possible for Enoch Giles to get out a
book against Edwards with the word ''Noth-
ing" in it, applied to the record of Edwards
Had he done nothing, he would have simply
been an object of Indifference. But when he
deserted to the Republicans on the 18th of
March, 1909, saved Cannonism from over
throw, and increased the expense of living
to the ninety millions of the American peo-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-05-20

|effN
,N,w Mich. May 30 The
$500 .a n his city have owned 2
le q IA u mee.ing hall and theatre
! !. ~ w. Years and IL has paid eN.
e lss..w ,ong dreamed 81 a muni
ss ~ md theatre and got Il ~
~ Psl =. ..ssn wellington 4 Burt and
", s- = pou donated $4,000 oi
~ Wv, ~,ssx vAlsh they had made
~ Y. y NIsAixaas forests
NJ =. 2 s @ss and religious gather
=. ~ sslldlng is practically free
= rsss'e.ssxiyiag day the people OF
n. - mite there IN a service.
X. n, ,ss.trlcals and entertainment
n u -. 80 : fixed hy ordinance. y
!. n ,. ~. by three trustees ar
+! 80. - n he mayor aud passed on
-. ..~.en no more than two OF
! !. nav belong 10 the dominant
- sua one Of them must b. a
I...ss.srtaslyr o. organized labor.
.s.er,ing Il the deed Of Sift-
r AZ brought the city many con
..-.s,ns There is an annual IN
s..srsal exposition and a May music
s.'.issl The namroseh and
- orcnesfras have given con
- Nv furnishing the people q
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-05-20

place 20 meet and talk free OF
charge 70 has developed civic
spirit II has led 20 the acquisition
OF a large public square wharvos
and docks. and the erection by the
state OF an armOy and parade
grounds on che river front la the
rear. ll has given tho people an
opportunity to see high class indc.
pendent theatrical productions
which would otherwise have had no
place % show In the city
The building seats 3.167. The
large stage. equipped with a fun set
az scenery. will hold 500 The
seats are comfortable. the vcntila.
ton good There Is a kitchen. ban
auet hail seating A5e. committee
rooms. lobby and foyer. waiting
smoking and cloak rooms II con.
talns $4,000 organ. with orches
tral and chime effects. Il has three
floors The gallery can b. shut off
By rolling doors
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-05-20

Wigs How mighty exclusive
Uppish is getting OF latef
Biggs Exclusive Why. he re
fuses even 20 meet his bills.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-05-20
WOmen'S Covert Coats S2.95

Women's Spring Coats OF fine wool COW
ert cloth, short lengths, satin or taffeta
lined While they last .........$ 2.95
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-05-20

Two groups Of finely Trim
med Hats to be sold on the
balcony; all the newest
styles priced a third lower
Two groups ............
... S3.DS and Sf.0S
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-05-20

oMENS HOUSE sLIPPERs-With elastic sides and
ibcr heels an sizes On sale at pair ..... 81 90
The Washington herald., 1910-08-19

pears to be other cases in the British
service where injustice is claimed and
where the grievance has been caused by
lack OF impartial judgment, one-sided
hearings. and star chamber proceedings
generally. A state Of affairs which rem
ders 1t possible that the innocent may be
wrongfully punished and unwarrantably
Inundated ought 20 be the occasion OF
public protest in a way which leaves no
opportunity for delay in correcting such
a glaring defect or course. due allow
ance must be made for complainants who.
however culpable they may be- still cher
ish the notion that they have been I'M
Justly dealt with. But there seems to
be sufficient in the existing practice in
British military-naval administration to
call for prompt and effective measures
OF reform and relief