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Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06
THE RAGTIME MUSE

The butcher doesn't want to be a steakholder.
 The takeit for granted man is awfulIy trying on his wife $ nerves.
 The man who is willing to work for nothing never has to look for job
 Some men are so worthless that even getting drunk doesn't make them any worse
 A girl is more enthusiastic over being mar ried than she is over the man she IS married to-.
 A man can do anything with fool woman, but a woman can do anything she wants to with a fool man.
 The average mans experience in this old world prepares him for anything he may bump up against in the next.
 It sometimes happens that young man does not know he is in love with girl until she hands him the information
 When it comes to telling fish story the aver age man thinks he is expected to lie-and nat urally he doesn't like to disappoint the crowd.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06
FEDERAL BUREAU OF MINING

The lower house of congress has passed a measure to establish bureau of mines in the interior department. This is now before the senate as amended by its committee, and seems much improved by the changes made, says the Duluth Tribune
 It provides for this bureau, with an adequate ly paid director, who must have technical edu- eaton and experience, and for expert assistants The bureau would have no authority as to the mlnes of any state or territory, save in an ad- vlsory capacity, but would have transferred to 1t from the geological survey the work of inves- hgatlons as to the causes of explosions, the an alyzlng of coals and other minerals and inquir- ies as to structural materials.
 Besides this, its province would be to inves- tigate "the methods of mining, especially in relation to the safety of miners, and the appIi- ances best adapted to prevent accidents, the pos sible improvement of conditions under which mining operations are carried on, the treatment of ores and other mineral substances, the use of explosives and electricity, the prevention of accidents and other inquiries and technologic investigations pertinent to said industries''
 This bill will probably pass the senate and be accepted by the house. It should so pass, not only because the government is still the largest holder of mineral wealth, but because the min ing industry, which adds $2,00 100000 annual ly to the national wealth, needs this assistance in its wise development and conservation, and labor this protection.
 The mining industry gives employment to g. 100000 men, and on the average three of every thousand of the number employed in the coal mines are killed each year. Such bureau should greatly reduce this death toll and serve to largely conserve the waste which in many sections has characterized the mining and handling of our mineral wealth.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06
WALL STREET, PLEASE TAKE NOTE

Said James J. Hill in an interview given in Chicago this week. "The tonnage offered the railroads for transportation is constantly on the increase, and there is little doubt that the railroads will be called upon to furnish more units than they have ever before been asked to furnish. From all indications it appears certain that by next fall or early winter the railroads will be totally unable to furnish anything like the amount of transportation ia ciIities which will be demanded by the country. !"
 Will Wall street, which is shaking in it's boots at every sound, startled by whisper and scared into fit by each passing shadow of a shadow
 please take note of this reflection by one of the
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

most penetrating and keen-vlslOned observers m this country?
 It means something. It means great deal more than any of the scarecrows with which Wall street is nursing its terror. It means very much more, even, than the worst possible out come of the pending cases in the supreme court of the United States involving the organization and methods of big business. No matter what the supreme court may say, no property will be destroyed. No business will be taken apart and reduced to its original constituent elements. The Standard Oil company, or some other corpora tlon in the same ownership, will handle most of the oil business Even the American Tobacco company, or some other corporation in the same ownership, will continue to handle much or most of the tobacco business These issues are mere trihes, compared with the meaning of what Mr. Hill said in Chicago.
 The meaning of that utterance is that the country is continuing to do business, and will continue to do business no matter what happens It means that the people must eat and wear clothes and burn coal and live in houses, and that they must employ each other to provide these necessaries. Did you ever stop to think that even in the crash of terror that was the French revolution, business had to go on or men would have starved in rags and shivered in fire less houses or in the cheerless streets?
 But what Mr. Hill said means more than that, far more. It means not only that business in this country is going ahead after a fashion, but that it is going ahead in just the sort of fashion that ought to have Wall street kicking up it's heels in joyful anticipation of "good business ''
 ''There is little doubt" said Mr. Hill, ''that the railroads will be called upon to furnish more transportation facilities than they have ever before been asked to furnish' That means that even the record breaking traffic of the height of the boom three years ago will be exceeded It means that traffic will be greater this fall or early winter than it was when the country was at the climax of a crescendo of long continued prosperity. Then, the country had been over doing, and conditions were ripe for panic Now, the country has been sailing with trimmed sails for three years. It is on a sounder, stead fer foundation by far than it was then.
 What Mir. Hill said in Chicago comes to this that the country is going to do lot of manu- featuring and selling and buying, else the rail roads would not be called upon to transport such extraordinary quantities of the commodi- ties that are made for barter and sale That means good business, and good business means prosperity.
 Will Wall street kindly come out of its acute attack of hysteria and anayze, codly and calm ly, the richly promising contents of Mr. Hills prediction!
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.

Nowhere do fierce flames burn out sooner than in love.
 The man who has some big dividends due him in the next world is the man who never talks about his health
 With heaps and heaps of people who are good examples it's just because they are afraid not to be.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

eff Harry Thaw is sane enough to be a wit ness in big fee case why is he insane enough to be kept in an asylum?" asks the Prescott Journal Miner He isn't, but he preferred an asylum to the chair or life job in the pen.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

"Why do you call your engine Central Amer ican Republic?"
 Because" answered the inventor, ''it yields a maximum number of revolutions with mini mum application of initial force"
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06
4 THOUGHT FOR TODAY

Apger and worry are like echoes; they do. not erist until Ue cdV for them. IVe can ne0er .drown them, get # let alone, they aCW drown HemSelUeS. Fletcher.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

''Don't you feel any happier since your hus- band made fortune than you used to?"
 "Oh yes, lots. The dress maker never asks me to wait any more because somebody's hay ing a wedding gown made"
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

A New York broker sends out bulletin over the broker wires of the country a hot tip to buy Calumet Heca. What would man want of copper stock if he had money enough to make a decent trade in that issue
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

Kind Lady Cat kitchen door) you were in the army during the war with Spain? What was your capacity there?
 Hungry Hobo-Double rations, ma am.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

"Wouldn't railway increase the population of this village?" asked the enterprising person.
 "Dunno's it would, replied the native. "It 'ud be a constant temptation to a lot of us in habtants to get away"
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

''How did they manage to get all those facts about the milk trust?"
 'In the natural way, suppose" 'How was that?" Bumped the witnesses"
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06
DAILY ARIZONA SILVER BELT

Phoenix shall remain the capital at least until 1920 Bearing this in mind, considerable quan- tity of torrid ozone might be saved.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

In the face of Mir. Rohrabacher' Ecampaien,, for Globe the capital of the new state of Ari- zona," it might be we'll to suggest that every bill so far introduced in congress provides that
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

When Congressman Foss of Massachusetts meets his brother, Congressman Foss of Illinois, ne must at least acknowledge his obligation to hls brothers state in furnishing the Cannon which blew him to greatness
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

The news comes that Roosevelt will meet three kings in Vienna. Well, three kings is pretty good hand to draw to.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

The latest news on the Jeffries-J J ohnson mat- nee scheduled for July 4 is that if Johnson wins there will be race war in the south The south is to blame for Johnson, for his boyhood ad- dress was Galveston.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

New Jersey is alluded to as "the happy hunt ing ground of trusts" which may ultimately prove true, but at present it is the "stork divine of trusts.''
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

Theodore Roosevelt, Jr., will by marriage get a large collection of species of mother-in- laws. His fancee's father has three ex-wives.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06
MORNING SMILES

"I suppose you saw some interesting scenery on your trip across the continent"
 ''A little Once held four kings"
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

At least the souvenir postal card craze will help out the much talked of deficit, even though Globe does go without free delivery.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

Mr. Ballinger says that he will give Golfers Weekly "all the law will warrant Golfers Weekly evidently expected as much and is per haps in receptive mood
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

"An elephant went crazy in Indiana the other day. ''-Springfeld Union. It is not reported that it was any relation to the G. O. P. beast, however
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

Lieutenant Peary found the Georgia climate more chilling than the Arctic regions.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

And the Phoenix Republican has made suffi- cienty bold to criticise President Taft.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

The Bisbee Miner speaks of 'spring mad ness" And can it be, dear Georgia, that you foolishly removed your winter underwear?
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

The plea that business may be disturbed does not disturb Pittsburg in its housekeeping Its righteousness was not dead but only sleeping, and it is now very much awake
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

Conditions, as a rule, are about as bad, or as good, as the people are disposed to make them. What is your attitude!
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

Down in Douglas automobiles are required by city ordinance to be provided with beIs In Globe the drivers take to bells so naturally that an ordinance has never been necessary.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

The census enumerators will soon demon strate in actual figures the greatness of Globe
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

Mir. Roosevelt talks just the same in Egypt as in the United States. He carries with him every where the indisputable evidence of his identity.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

It is significant that when no other agency can settle strike in Philadelphia and compel a public franchise corporation to arbitrate its la Dor trouble, the politicians never fail.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

Hank Stubbs-I see by the papers that Madi- son Square Garden is to be done away with
 Bige Miller-Jest like them city folks, 'ilin' all outdoors fur the sake of gittin' up another buildin.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

"Have you been married, Bridget?" ''Twicet, mutt
 "And have you any children?"
 "Yis, num- I've three. One be tn thirC wife ay me second husband, an two be the sec ond wife av me first'
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

''How do yoah 'possum taste, suh!" asked the solicitous waiter
 ''Well," responded the patron who had or dered the article, ''it tastes pretty good, but it isn't 'possum."
 ''No, suh, rejoined the waiter, ''an' dat's a sign it $ genuine De genuine 'possum is great pretender, suh; yas, suh.!
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

Young Professors Wife-Lysander you have explained to me several times how the overproduction of gold causes high prices, but somehow can t get it through my head
 Young Professor-Oh, yes you can; the pass age from one ear to the other seems to be en- tirey unobstructed.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-06

Aqqer and 1COrry are like echoes; they do II not erist until ,Ue cdH for them. We can ne0er | .drovn them, get # let alone, they wiH drOvn hemSelUeS-FletCher.
 Lieutenant Peary found the Georgia climate more.chiing than the Arctic regions.
 And the Phoenix Republican has made sufi- cienty bold to criticise President Taft.
 The census enumerators will soon demon strate in actual figures the greatness of Globe. Conditions as a rule, are about as bad, or as good as the people are disposed to make them. What is your attitude?
 The news comes that Roosevelt will meet three kings in Vienna. Wel three kings is a pretty good hand to draw to-
 At least the souvenir postal card craze will help out the much talked of deficit, even though Globe does go without free delivery.
 The Bsbee Miner speaks of "spring mad ness" And can it be, dear Georgia, that you foolishly removed your winter underwear? 
 Theodore Roosevelt, Jr., will by marriage get a large collection of species of mother-in- laws. His fiancee' father has three eX-wives.
 Mr. Roosevelt talks just the same in Egypt as in the United States. He carries with him every where the indisputable evidence of his identity. An elephant went crazy in Indiana the other day. ''-Spring6eld Union. It is not reported that it was any relation to the G. o. F. beast, however
 New Jersey is alluded to as "the happy hunt ing ground of trusts" which may ultimately prove true, but at present it is the "stork divine of trusts.''
 MT. Banger says that he will give Golfers Weekly "a the law will warrant" Golfers Weekly evidently expected as much and is per haps in a receptive mood
 The plea that business may be disturbed does not disturb Pittsburg in it's housekeeping It's righteousness was not dead, but only sleeping and it is now very much awake.
 It is significant that when no other agency can settle strike in Philadelphia and compel a puDllc 1rancnlSe corporation to arDltrate It's la Dor trouble, the politicians never fail
 Down in Douglas automobiles are required by city ordinance to be provided with belIs In Globe the drivers take to bells so naturally that an ordinance has never been necessary
 The latest news on the Jeffries-J ohnson mat- nee scheduled for July 4 is that if Johnson wins there will be race war in the south The south is to blame for Johnson, for his boyhood ad dress was Galveston.
 When Congressman Foss of Massachusetts meets his brother, Congressman Foss of Illinois, ne must at least acknowledge his obligation to his brothers state in furnishing the Cannon which blew him to greatness.
 New York broker sends out a bulletin over the broker wires of the country hot lin to buv Calumet X Hecla What would man want of copper stock if he had money enough to make decent trade in that issue
 In the face of Mir. Rohrabacher's "campaion, ,, for "Globe, the capital of the new state of Ar; zona' it might be well to suggest that every bill so far introduced in congress provides tbo+
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-10-21
SuaaE.

Our word sugar" Is said to be de-
rived from the Arabic ''sukkar." the
article itself having got into Europe
through the Arabian Mohammednns.
who overrnn great part Of the world
In the seventh, eighth and ninth cen.
turies. According TO DR.. Van Ilpp-
tnan, Dutch writer. as result Of the
Arab invasion of Persia sugar found
Its way into Arabia. whence again
Its culture was carried 10 Cyprus.
Rhodes. Sicily and Egypt. In the last
named country the preparation of sug;
ar was greatly improved, and the
Egyptian product became widely IA.
nous. From Egypt the industry
spread along the northern coasts Of
Africa and so entered Spain. where.
about the year 1850, some fourteen re-
fineries were in operation. Columbus
introduced sugar cane into the new
world.-Argonaut.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-10-21

Hundred and no-100 (700.00)
Dollars, with interest thereon at
eight per cent. per annum from
the Goth day of August, 1907,
and $500 attorney fees, and
the costs and disbursements of
said suit taxed at Sixteen and
no-1OO (16.00) Dollars.
Therefore, in compliance with
said execution and order of sale,
| will on Monday, the 7th day of
November, 1910, at the hour of
two o'clock P. NJ, at the Court
House door in Condor, Gillian
County Oregon, sell at public
auction to the highest bidder for
cashin hand. for the purpose If
satisfying the judgement and de-
cree above mentioned, the fol-
lowing described property: To-
wit:-All of Lots One ID and
Two ~ in Block Forty-seven
(47) in the Townsite of Condor,
Gillian County, Oregon.
Dated this 7th day of October,
1910. R. M. Rogers, Sheriff,
of Gillian County, Oregon.
D. r. Parker,
Atty for Plaintiff.
First Publication October 7th.
Last " November 4th.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-10-21
Way to Treat Vsnisen.

The sportsman was explaining to
few Of his uninitiated friends.
"If you don't like venison," he said.
ut is because 1t has not been prepared
properly. think know the kind you
have tried to eat, and ] agree with
you It is not fit. After the deer has
been shot the carcass probably has
been allowed to lie around until the
blood has discolored the meat and
really has almost tainted It Few
hunters dress their game carefully
enough. As soon as a deer is killed
the carcass should be thoroughly bled,
skinned, the entrails removed and the
meat hung up in the dry air for some
hours. Thorough and prompt bleeding
Is of the utmost Importance. Venison
prepared 10 this way is comparatively
light In coIor-that Is, It Is clear,
bright red. and the fat is white and
clean. There is no strong, rank taste"
New York Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-10-21
"A DEED OF DARING.
Twenty. seven Llvss Saved by One
Man In q Shlpwreek.

Twenty seven Llvss Saved BY One
Man In a shlpwrsek.
A historic case Of daring and endur'
ance rarely equaled In life saving an
nails was that Of the rescue OF twenty
seven souls by one man In 1907, The
ishing schooner Sen Clipper was driv'
en- by the tempest against reef near
the Spotted islands on that coast and
speedily went TO pieces. Captain VII
liam Jackman. In charge OF a nshlng
crew at these Islands, had wandered
IN a direction he had never been be
fore as II by inspiration and suddenly
saw tho whole tragedy enacted before
his eyes. Hurrylng his one compan'
ion back to the fishing station TO sum
mon help. he plunged Into the bowling
swirl himself and eleven times swan
to the ship, Each time he took back
a human being to safety, battling
splendldly against wind and tide,
Then help arrived. but no means was
available OF communicating with the
/ vessel, so Jackmnn fastened u rope
around his waist aud made fifteen
more trips, returning with n castawar
N each occasion, 1t was then dtseov
red that n woman had been overlook
d and left on board. aud the belief
vas expressed that she WINS dead, but
ie declared that he would not leave
ler there. living or dead Accordingly
le plunged into the surf again aud
loon bore the haplcSs creature To The
shore, where. dlvesting himself of his
lannels. he wrapped hem round her,
she was almost at deaths door. She
xpircd few hours later. but llvet!
Ong enough to thank her prcserver
:or his noble efforts In her behalf -
Wide World Magazine.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-10-21
REVENGE.

"Stopw The brakes Of the motor
were suddenly applied. pandemonium
Of whirIIng wheels ensued, and the mo-
torist came face to face with Consta'
BILE Coppem, who had been hiding In
the hedge.
Excuse me, sir" said the porty po-
Iceman, taking out his notebook and
pencil, but you exceeded the speed
limit by two miles over measured
piece Of road"
81 have done nothing of the kind"
retorted the motorist, land, besides"-
"Well, If you don't believe me I'll
call the sergeant, bein' as 1t was I'm
as took the time. He's in the pigsty
yonder."
Don't trouble, Robert" the other
FASTENED to reply. II would sooner
pay fifty fines than disturb the SER
geant at his mealsT'-London Answers
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-10-21

TO the payment TO plaintiff OF the sum OF
t250O. with interest thereon from the lth day
Of February, 1910 at the rate of 10 per cent per
annum until paid, the further sum Of t26o, at
torncys fec together with plaintiffs coats and
disbursements In this suit made and expended
aud the acoruIng costs aud expenses oi sale.
srd. For decree against each aud all OF the
above named defendants iorccioslng and bartins
all the right, title, interests aud cinlm OF each
aud all OF said defendants. and all person.
claiming OF to claim by, through or under them
or either OF them In ana TO said premises or any
part or parcel thereof,
ith, Decree Of the above entitled Court allow
ing any Of the above named defendants or any
part to this suit to become a purchaser OF salc
property at said sale, and placing the purchaser
| OF said premises Into the immediate possession
thereof ana Of the whole thereof from the dhtt
| OF said sale.
9th, For such other and further relief as /,
the Court may seem equitable, Just and meet II
the premises.
GEO. ". PARMAN,
Attorney for plaintia.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-10-21
Sheriff Sale.

Notice is hereby given than ex-
ecution and order of sale was is
sued out of the Circuit Court of
the State of Oregon, Gillian
County, on the 7th day of Octob-
er, 1910, upon a decree therein
rendered on the 7th day of Oct
ober, 1910, in favor of John w.
Davis, plaintiff and against Min
erva G, Cochran, Executrix of
the estate of Elma M. Case, de-
deased, W. J. Case, Noba Sayer
and Alice Portwood, defendants
which said execution and order
of sale is to me directed and
commanding me to sell the
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