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The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28

 Come, gather around" said Uncle Bill. Tt was at the battle of Simmons Crick, The bullets was flyin awful thick When suddenly into our midst there fell A regular .whoppin' ten-pound sh.ll. We didn't know that they had a gun A cannon, you see-an' we turned to
 run. Your uncle then hearkened to duty's
 call And thought of the times he'd played
 baseball. got me a bar of the strongest steel And marched to the front, to the bugle's
 peal. The enemy saw me and aimed at me. But l stood as cool as a man can be. They shot me a shell that came straight
 and true; l swatted it once and right back 1t flew; They sent me another little high l reached for it, though, and I made 1t
 fly; The next one that came was trfle low, lifted it into a high fly though Then. would you believe 1t? They shot
 me curves A-tryng some way to upset my nerves! ThW'd sent me a shell with an angry
 hoot And twisted it into a sharp inshoot. But nevertheless and just the same batted it out, for l knew the game. T batted them out, I batted them all, For your Uncle Bill was a star at ball! sent them to left and I sent them to
 right, knocked them so far they went out of
 sight, Till at last the enemy's captain came To the battle front, and he called the
 game. II learned that the gunner was Isham
 Cline Who'd pitched on the old-time baseball
 nine"
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
Kaiser Suppe.

ou' four slices of bacon into little 'quares. cut up into small bits one s"eetoread and one calf's liver that
 a oeen skinned. also four hard. so'eu eggs; rub this through sieve anu pour 1t into three quarts of bouil. n. Ma COOK slowly for 30 minutes. eanwniie cook few Brussels r". ou'S and slices of carrots in salt .. .e1; add these to the bouillon and mas se the soup with eight or ten small As.nrooms A".. that have been, broiled in
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
Cherry Bread.

This dish is as delicious when made rom dried cherries as from the fresh or canned fruit. and is an excellent emergency dessert Arrange thick shces of buttered brown bread on the bottom ot a glass serving dish. Over tue slices rour stewed cherries, sweet eheo to taste Then put on another layer ot bread and cover with the 'fult' Continue in this way until suffl- clent quantity has been prepared. Serve With sweetened cream.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
Some Day.

Gunner-What's the trouble with that horse, old man? From the way he holds his head down he looks as though he had lost every friend in the world.
 Guyer-Oh, it's those new patented binders l have on him. With autos in front and autos behind and airships overhead, the only place he can look without losing his nerve is at the ground
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
Dramatic Finance.

How does it happen" we say to the manager of the vaudeville house, that you permit such a miserable team as Bing & Biff. the knockabout comedians, to go on under your sane tion?"
 "I know they're rotten," he con- fesses. But I'm backing them finan- cially."
 "What?"
 Yes. You see, get the egg-selling privilege in each theater where they may play"
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
Caution,

Lizzie" says the young mistress. 'I have been looking about the kitch- en, and l am shocked to note your carelessness."
 "Carelessness, mum!" says Lizzie. Well. if there's n cleaner kitchen than this in this town, I'll--'
 "Oh, it is clean enough. as far as that goes. But this morning I noticed that you are leaving the box of matches right beside the can of gun powder tea"
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
Hot Cakes.

I'm making money so fast I hardly know what to do with it, confides the first agent.
 That's good" congratulates the second. What are you handling :? Knife sharpeners"
 Nope. Got up little speciality of ly own. It's a long board with hooks n it. You nail 1t up in the cellar nd hang the insurance calendars on ID
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
SPEAK THE KIND WORD NOW.

Speak the kind word now,
 No better time will come; Marble may be the brow,
 Those lips, tomorrow dumb, No sound may penetrate
 Those ears that you would thrill; To praise don't hesitate,
 Remain no longer still. Put off no kindly word
 Until another day, The praise that is deferred
 You may not live to say. The heart that you would cheer, Tomorrow may not beat; Now, let your brother hear Your praises, o so sweet Do the kind deed now,
 To-morrow-who can tell The Lord may not allow
 You longer here to dwell; The chance that now you miss May never come again, There is no time like this,
 To aid your fellow men.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
The Next Thlno.

Once a stranger asked Artemus Ward: "Can you tell me where I can get a good meal cheap?" Certainly" answered Artemus. There's restau- rant on the next block where you can get a fine dinner for 25 cents." Thank you." said the stranger Now will you kindly tell me where l can get the 25 cents?"-Miiwaukee Senti nel.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
One Idea of Economy.

What do you mean when you tell the people they ought to economize?"
 '1 mean," said MT. Dustin Stax, that they ought to go slow in patron izing most business enterprises in order that they may have more money to spend with mine."
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
Real Man Tran.

Gunner-What photograph is that you are placing in your desk?
 Guyer-Why, it's the picture of a man trap l took last summer
 Gunnre-Indeedr Some tiger lair in the tropics, eh?
 Guyer-Oh. mo- It's a snapshot of girls bachelor club on picnic.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
Different VieWpoints,

kommutter enthusiastically Do you know that this place is nearer the city hall than Harlem is, as the crow flies? You ought to move out here, Knickerbocker
 Knickerbocker (with feeling)-I will-when l get to be crowded Hen.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
To Be Considerate.

lere's to those who when our words we
 regret lave plotted them out though they're
 echoing yet To those who forget: Id here's to those souls like rose- blooms
 in December he tend friendships altar aevn te its
 last embAr- To thOoo Who romANhA4.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
Hooking Her Up.

Henry, I'm ready for you.' "Yes, M'ria."
 Henry, what is this hookworm we are hearing so much about?" I'm one of 'em, M'ria There. you're finished?"
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
Tomato Sauce,

oan be cheaply made either from ae ,fesh fruit or canned. Squeeze as .nuch as you require through a sieve. s'liiher slowly for time in three or .our tablespoonfuls of beef gravy. sea. son With pepper and salt.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
Like a Ciuar.

"A play" remarked the theatrical manager, ''is like a cigar"
 Whats the answer?" inquired the innocent reporter.
 If it's good" explained the man. ager, everyone wants a box; and if it's bad, no amount of puffing will make 1t "-Bystander.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
A Position of Sufferino,

II am afraid of pain, and that is why would not like to be the warden of jail"
 "Why not?"
 Because a jail warden is bound to have a felon always on his hands"
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
Marguerites.

ohe cup powered sugar. one cup chopped nuts. white of two eggs beat eh stun. one box crisp crackers. Mix sugar, nuts and whites of eggs and dfop little of the mixture in the center of each cracker.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
Just Experimentinu.

You young scamp" shouted the owner of the ice pond, don't you see that sign, No Skating?
 "Aw, yer don't call this skating, do yer, boss?" answered the lad who was learning. Tt looks more like sitting down to me-"
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
A Modern Trend.

"Our writers used to cater to the gentle reader"
 Have you noticed any changer"
 "Yes; these historical novels seem to be intended for the bloodthirsty reader"
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
A Judicial Process.

"Prosy old Judge Talkit got hold of Smythe the other day and treated the poor fellow to a regular judicial pro- ceeding."
 What was it?"
 First, he arrested his progress and then he tried his patience"
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28

Judge-Was there any other person with you in this? Did you commit the robbery quite alone?
 Prisoner-Alone, quite alone, judge. You see, the trouble about having a partner in an affair like this is that est or not.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
Rather Strenuous.

MT. Cassidy-Awn will yez listen to this Nora? A Baltimore man hugged his wolfe so toightly on tn golden wedding thot he broke two av her ribs.
 Mrs. Cassidy-Ah, Patrick, avn isn't ut grand to see such affection after all thim years?
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
A Quick Catch.

Mr. Softleigh-I would like to take you out to the races. Miss Flirty, next Tuesday. if possible. Are you en. gagged?
 Miss Flirty-Oh. MT. Softleigh, this is so sudden!
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
A Sure Test.

T know my husband truly loves 1e"
 All young wives think that | lppose 1t is because he swears he ,ould die for you. doesn't hs?'
 "kA: As hriASs uD the eoal.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
Her Mistake.

Here's man advertises to remove blackheads."
 You ought to see him at once." Il haven't any blackheads" "Oh, thought you said block. heads"
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
A HammerinQ Job,

My wife Is the greatest faultfinder. Nothing pleases her."
 T am sure from the way she talts about it. her new Drass aork blsaSss Asy.s
 'wsa. che even knoets that"
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
A Shell Game.

No more the old hen lays for us With cacklings and with fuss. She's in a corner now and it's The egg trust lays for us.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
Unfortunately.

He-A magazine writer says that men most admire women who dress in black.
 She-Yes. but we cant all be wid. ows.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28

Home Life Above All. Home life is at the root of the n tton's wsll.being.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-01-28
Kissing over the wire.
In the North Woods.

He thought hs saw an antlered stag And so he fired his gun: He looked again and saw 1t was The village barbers son.
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23
Reduced Rates to 18Th Congress

September $3.50, 1910 will be gala
event in the history OF Pueblo. The
Eighteenth National Irrigation Con-
gress convcnes on the twenty-sixth
and will be attended by many OF the
most distinguished men OF the coun.
try. Among the speakers are Hon.
Frank c. Goudy OF Denver, Mr.. J. II.
Wilson OF Wyoming, Major Richard
W. Young Of Salt Lake City, Dr.. Geo.
Pardec OF California, Mr.. Geo e. Bar
stow OF Barstow, Texas, Ex-Governor
Adams Of Colorado and others inter-
ested in irrigation and the reclama-
tion OF arid lands. The Denver &
Rio Grande Railroad offers exceeding
ly low rates to Pueblo from stations
In Colorado and New Mexico to en-
able citizens along its lines to attend
this meeting. From New Mexico
points, tickets will be on sale Septem-
Der %, "a, 25 and 20, and will carry a
final return limit of October 3rd, 1910.
From stations in Colorado, tickets
will be sold on September "a, Is and
20, except from stations south and
west of Alamosa and south Of Vance
Junction, the selling dates will be
one day earlier, or September %, "a
and %. Tickets will be limited to
return October 3, 1919.
In addition to the above The Rio
Grande has placed in effect reduced
rates from Denver. Colorado Springs
and Pueblo In order that delegates
and others attending the Congress
may have an opportunity to visit the
principal irrigated sections In Colo
RADIO, Utah and New Mexico. These
tickets are on sale September 30 and
October and carry anal return
limit Of 30 days in addition to date Of
sale, except to stations between and
including Denver, Manitou, Canon
City, Walsenburg and Trinidad,
which will have a ten day limit.
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23
OLXEy SPRINGS NEWS

A number from here took In the
game Sunday at Ordway, between
Fowler and, Ordway, Fowler winning
by a 8 to score.
Apple picking began In earnest this
week and several carloads have al
ready been shipped.
A. v. Farnander, E. N. Freeman. G.
Judd Conard, T. E. Spindle and Id
Conard were the delegates from this
place to the Republican county con-
vention at Rocky Ford last Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. W. Lineberry and
daughter Fern spent the greater part
Of last week at Denver, while there
attending the fair. 49,
Allan Benedict spent Sunday at
home.
Manzanola bridge is now fully repair
ed and ready for traffic.
Mr.. E. A. Shafler made a business
trip to Scott City and Madoc, Kan.
last week.
The local cantaloupe growers still
continue to make heavy express ship
ments.
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23
Cantaiovpes Still flowing

Though the shipments this year
will not equal those OF last season in
point Of number Of carloads shipped,
the crop will without doubt pay the
growers better, owing to the better
prices prevailing. Up to Thursday
evening 81 carloads had been sent out
in addition to the express shipments
which have been very heavy. The
W Gather continues favorable and
heavy shipments will continue for ten
days or more.
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23
For Sale.

One hundred complete bee hives,
60 cents each: 200 hive bodies, 25 cents
each; 500 s.frame supers $50 per hun
dred; 10 strong colonies Of bees. Co.
ing out Of business.
tt 92 D. G. ROBERTS.
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23

E. NevIns, Fred Cook and Mert
Gayetty started for the mountains
last Monday in search Of bear and 9TH
er large game. Their destination as
planned before leaving is the Wet
Mountain valley where game worthy
OF their prowess is to be found.
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23

Harness and Bueey for Sale
Good double work harness and
single buggy for sale.
23tf PECK & JOHNSON.
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23
Nursery Stock,

Now Is the time to place your
orders for next springs delivery. Be-
fore buying see your resident agent,
A. NJ. Brenaman for the Mount Arbor
Nursery, of Shenandoah. Iowa. 19tf
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23

A. L. Sale, accompanied by his
mother and Miss Belle went to Pueblo
Wednesday to take in the fair and
visit In the home OF f. e. Sale.
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23

Chris Swaboch, ut one time resi-
dent Of Ordway, now living In Pueblo.
was the defendant In a divorce suit
died August 3lst and dismissed this
last week by the request Of the plain
tiff, Mary NJ. Swaboch.
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23
Horse for Sale

Bay drying mare "Maud" safe, sound
and fast. 2nd. at County Fair.
Dark Bay Stallion, colt "York"
Blue Ribbon at County Fair.
Black saddle pony 'Topsey' safe for
lady. Well gated and pretty.
ERNEST F. GREENE
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23

Miss Belle Sanders came down from
Pueblo Wednesday to help out on the
rush work in the New Era office.
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23

Mrs. ]. J. Montgomery left for Creede
and Monte Vista, last Friday for u
weeks visit.
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23

Now is the time to have your har-
ness oiled and repaired by the Little
Harness Factory before the beet sea-
son begins. tt %
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23

Miss Ella Sonneland returned last
week from visit OF several months
with relatives at Harlem, Iowa.
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23

Go to the Ordway house for square
meal. The best dollar day house
in the valley. l9tf
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23

Do you want set of Encyclopedia
Britannica? Attend Langridge's sale
next Tuesday.
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23

Permit to smoke can be obtained
only at the Corner Restaurant. tf2I
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23

Cabinets, Postcards. Stamps, Out
door views and kodak finishing neatly
and promptly attended to by Whipple.
Across from Christian church. tf27
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23
NOTICE

School children should buy only
Blue Jay School supplies, they are the
right ones.
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23

Two Milburn wagons at Langridge's
sale next Tuesday.
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23

Mrs. E. NJ. Davis received fine
new Milton piano this week from
DenYer
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23

II you want a good COW, attend
Langridge's sale next Tuesday, Sept.
9th,
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23
FOR SALE

ToN SHI1
Jersey Bull, l6 months old. Mother
produced 80 pounds Of milk q day, 81
per cent butter fat. 4t2d
GEO. NJ. BOWMAN.
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23

Blue Jay means the best in school
supplies. At Martins.
The Ordway new era., 1910-09-23
Per Year $3.50 In advance.
jAyF. JOHNSON. EDITOR and PUBLISHER.

Office Phone ''Ordway a."
Arizona republican., 1910-03-03
SOME DEEPER CUTS
 OF THE CUT PRICE SALE
Extraordinary Opportunities Offered
 at ealke's Big curio Store.

While the cut price sale which is going on at Balke's Big CuriO store applies to everything in stock with the single exception of Navajo blankets, there are certain lines that are being sacrificed more recklessly than others. Among these are Mexican Zerapes and Russian hammered brass. There is q large stock of each and both are go- ing regardless of cost. A chance is thus presented which will not soon he offered again.
 This is the time of year when some attention is paid to household deco ration and that naturally leads to the subject Of picture framing. The Big CuriO store with its great stock Of moulding and its skilled workmen has been Headquarters for picture framing for several years. This department is brought also under the cut price rule so that it is possible now to have pie ture framing done cheaper than ever before.
 But here is the greatest sacrifice of all--in the sheet picture liHe. It is iO be closed out entirely. never to be replaced, so that handsome pictures may be obtained at about the price of these pictures. all high grade They embrace engravings, water colors, etchings. and photogravures. They are copies of well known masters and would be ornamental to any home.
Arizona republican., 1910-03-03

TEMPE
.isss
(Continued from page 9.)

weeks of really pleasant weather. The winter in Denmark was an exception ally severe one. Part of the time the snow stood on the ground to a depth of twelve feet. Even this late in the spring the weather was bad. The trip from Copenhagen to New York was an unusually trying one. due to ss
 were storms. A majority of the pas sengers suffered violently from sea sickness ana one became so demented that he jumped overheard. Though he was rescued as soon as possible he died later from exposure. The trip from Copenhagen to Phoenix occupied just twenty days, about four or five days longer than the usual time.
Arizona republican., 1910-03-03
NOTHING SUCCEEDS LIKE SUCCESS
pr. Hubbard is Known Through out the Southwest
 Leading Specialist In Chronic Oiseases

He has the cor- fidence and patron age of the leading business men and o,aS- prnu1ineur efr-
Arizona republican., 1910-03-03
NOTES. OF NEWS.

Mir. and Mrs. L. c. Austin are the proud parents of baby boy which recently made its advent into the family circle
 Behold a "Bs' bazaar. where bewil- dering bargains besiege you-at the Goodwin opera house on the Friday after Easter s
 Q. L. Gear of Congress spent yes terday here visiting his sister. Mrs! Weir
 s. N. Lukin was reported somewhat better yesterday but still in rather critical condition.
 w. A Christy leaves today for his home in Kansas after the other mem bers of his family. He has rented the Kloss place end will locate here per- manently.
 The Episcopal Guild will meet with Mrs. L. G. Jordan tomorrow.
 The Rebekahs will hold their reg ular meeting tonight at 7:30. There will be initiation followed by refresh ments.
Arizona republican., 1910-03-03
CONTRAST DRAWN
 BY JUDGE PENNEY
Compares the Present Arizona With
 That of Twenty-Five Years Ago.

Judge D. H. Pinney yesterday after noon addressed large number of peo- pie at the board of trade, on Arizona Twenty-five Years Ago and Today" The remarks of the judge were de- votedly partly to pleasing personal "reminiscences of a most entertaining kind and designed to illustrate the character of the country, the people and their institutions. in those days.
 He told how on being appointed to the Arizona bench in 1884 he found on arriving here six homicide cases waiting his attention. in none of which was il possible to secure conviction. Another time when informed or little party the evening before, he asked without meaning to be impertinent. how it was possible to find enough reputable women in the community at that time. to make it interesting for the gentlemen present. He also told of stirring events in other arts of Arizona where crimiraiity played an i
 The purpose was to contrast me r)ugher conditions of that period with the more conventional. more orderly and more cultured life of the present. day He said there are no better peo- pie to be found anywhere than in the Arizona, of today. Moreover those or the earlier period were high grade of citizenship as to their motives, pur- pases, etc. for the most part. but there was q roughness of condnct not found in these days. and some pecu- liar ideas concerning life that were quite surprising to the eastern people on their arrival. Arizona always had good people but they are great deal better now than ever before; that is' there are fewer of the exceptions to the rule.
Arizona republican., 1910-03-03
Bad Stomach My Stomach Is Going From Bad ts
 Worse.


 Yes; its true: thousands of people cannot eat the simplest meal without having it lie on the stomach like a lump of lead, causing misery. sour stomach and gas eructations.
 And later, when the stomach has gone from bad to worse; there will be longer periods of food fermentation. and then dizziness. biliousness, sick headaches and nervousness
 If your stomach is out of order. if it doesn't feel right after meals, go to- day and get a 50 cent box of Mi-o-na stomach tablets. In few minutes aft ter the first dose, the misery will dis appear, and you will be thankful. Then go right on taking Mi-o-na for few days It will build up the stomach. unelog the liver. purify the bowels and make you entirely satisfied with your stomach in few days Mi-o-na stomach tablets are made from the best prescription for stom- ach troubles ever written, They are sold by druggists everywhere and by the Lovett Drug Co, and are guaran- teed to cure indigestion. acute or chronic or money back.
 Booths Pills are best for torpid liver and constipation. 25ss cents.
Arizona republican., 1910-03-03
WILL MEET TONIGHT.

The work of ditching and planting trees on Forest street in the new Gage addition has been completed and a meeting of the property owners on that street has been called for this evening at the Tempe office of the Republican. The work having been done it now remains to be paid for. The meeting tonight will be held for the purpose of figuring up the cost and dividing it in proportion to the amount Of property each man holds.
Arizona republican., 1910-03-03
FORMER PASTOR HERE.

s. NJ Cheek, formerly pastor Of the Tempe M. F. Church. South. was visitor here yesterday. Rev. Cheek is now located at Courtland and is in the valley for the triple purpose of attending the meeting. of the Territo- rial Anti Saloon League. the Laymens Missionary convention and the confer ence of his own church.
Arizona republican., 1910-03-03

izens O, hrrkona- The Doctor is grad uate of Harvard Medical College Was formerly a member of the Rhode Island and Colorado State Medical Societies. and United States Pension Examiner. Health is wealth-Economy to be we'll Are you suffering from some chronic affec- tion? Are you weak. sick and unable to perform the ordinary duties of hfe7 If so. beware of patent medicines. in experienced and unskilled physicians Dr. Hubbard employs none but rational and scientific methods-he uses no in furious drugs in removing the poisonous effects Of BLOOD AND PRIVATE DIS EASES from the system. SEXUAL WEAKNESS, with all its baneful eff fleets positively cured by the latest and
 best remedies. Chronic, nervous. blood. kidney. urinary. bladder and special dis
 eases treated in a strictlS up to date manner. All who have been Unsucee-s- fully treated elsewhere are especially invited to call-ConsultatiOn free. Hours 10 to F. 1 to 3. office and residence Monroe and Third Avenue. Southeast corner. two blocks from center of city.