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Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
THE MUSE.



One April morn 1 heard a
sound
knew not what II wuzz.
II seemed a low mellifluous
hum
Approaching to a buzz.
When first its music smote
1t made my spirit quail;
Thinks /. Now can that be
the whizz
OF the passing comets tail?%
Twas Friday morn s 1t
was dark,
And ! lay still abed;
l thought OF that there
comets tail
And covered up my head.
And, oh! The dreams I
dreamed were not
OF gladness or OF mirth;
dreamed that comet lashed
And wiped me off the earth.
At last came daylight arose,
And still / heard the buzz;
], trembling, dressed myself
for i
Knew not where the trouble
Wuzz.
But when I picked the Daily
up q
To see what / could see
The buzzer proved TO be insidei
II was q Bundle Bee.
b. N. 7.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
WE HEAR

That Gould Dietz's monkey
has a bad case on the bull
ter rier.
That Bill" Gurley has got
ten into the beauty prize
class since he molted his
mohstache.
That Al sorenson ic still un-
able to persuade himself to
separate himself from the
price Of a Cling fee that
would pay for 1000 beers.
That Johnny Troutan is as
happy over his county com
missioner's Job as a boy with
a new whistle.
That the grievance commit
tee Of the Central Labor union
was instructed at the last
meeting to have the tune
changed on the piano at the
Princess tneater at least once
a month so the monotony may
not disturb the sessions.
That owing to the early
freeze, Johnny Kern is going
to charge extra II they have
cherries in them.
That John l.. Webster
doesn't know whether 70 be
glad or sorry that the end
OF the water works case is
that much closer.
That the 8 O'Clock law is
still in force unless you say
you have ordered in advance.
That Sheriff Bradley is
mighty glad the street car
strike In Philadelphia was not
In his bailiWick.
That Charlie" McGrew got
quite chummy with the
Sphinx during his visit to the
Nile.
That superintendent David
son thinks he looks best In a
light suit OF clothes.
That DOC" Hoffman has a
new story he has taken out
OF cold storage.
That Forecaster Welsh
promises 20 do better by US
from now on
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22

Only when brackets are used may a
women write the prefix Mrs" or Miss
to her name when she is signing a com
munication.
If she is corresponding with persons who
are strangers, whether the matter be. busl-
ness or personal, she may frequently write
her note in theS Sthird person. In business II
Is always advisable to do this. For in
stance, II a woman wishes an article from
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
THE BUSTBLE BEE.
A. sTINGER. R............ Editor
NO ADS AT ANY PRICE
Communications welcomed,
and neither signature nor re-
turn postage required. Ad-
dress the Editor.
Tree PIantin,.

This is Tree Plantin' day and
everybody should take to the
tall timber and observe the
day by putting a young acorn
in the way OF becoming a
mighty oak.
II one G. Washington had
only known 1t, II he had any
idea Of what money there was
to be in selling lumber, he
would never have chopped
down his fathers cherry
tree. No. he would have
saved 1t and eaten the cherries
and then gotten rich selling
the twigs that dropped off in
the fall.
We regret to report that this
has been a bad season for
trees and tree plantin' so far
this year. and lot of trees
that wanted to blossom out in
their new straw hats ahead
OF the regular date, got a
frost and will have to try
again.
Tree plantin', however, will
never become an exciting
sport, never 50 exciting as
foot ball or base ball,
to say nothing os a
Jeffries Johnson punching
match. One tree plantin' day
a year will go, but one tred
plantin' day every week would
be too much Of a good thing.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
Correct Ways for Married Women to Sign Their Names

An unmarrid woman, having but one
name, would sign hers in full, putting
Miss in brackets beside II. 1ast ri
/ can think OF no place, save on hotel
register, or when writing q visiting card,
that woman signs her name with its
prefix, without brackets. When she wishes
10 use her married name. that is her nus
bands her own must be written in fill
with the married name beneath in brack-
ats .-.f.TI 'N
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
School Boy Definitions,

Gender shows whether a man Ia mascu-
line, feminine or neuter.
Gravitation is that which If there were
none we would all fly away.
Womans suffrage is the state Of suffer-
ing to which they were born.
"The laws of nature are made by the
congress Of the United States
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
VERY
LATEST
NEWS
Tense kilograms Just Re-
ceived by The Bundle
Bee from It's Various
Special Foreign and Do
mestic Correspondents,
80 Drouth in Te1as

FORTH WORTH, Tex. April
2.-(Special Grapevine to The
Bundle Bee. )-Governor Shall
lenberger is visiting I'm Texas
and enjoying himself hugely.
The governor says the 8 o'clock
law is just the thing for Ne
braska, but it's a great relief
TO be in Texas occasionally.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
Daily Health Hint.

Sprains and bruises, while not serious,
are often very annoying says DR.. Moody
in Outing. When the accident first occurs
immerse the limb in cold spring water
This has a tendency to contract the small
blood vessels and keep down inflammation.
If, however, swelling has already set in
cold water should give place to hot, as hot
as can be borne.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
LIamas Getting Impatient.

NEW YORK. April 21.-
Especial Wiregram to The
Bundle Bee. )-Gould Dietz'
Ilamas are eager to browse in
Rlverview park and want TO
know when they can get out
Of here. They also yearn for
Gould.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY

CHIEF QUARTERMASTER'S OFFICE
Omaha, Neb. March 23 1910 Sealed
proposals, In tTiplicate. will be received
here and by Quarterms sters at the posts
named herein until 10 a. M, central stan
dard time, April 30, 1910. for furnishing
Oats. Bran. Hay and Straw during the
period from July l. 1910, to September 90
1910, at Omaha, and FCrts Crook. Omaha
and Robinson, Nebraska; Forts Leaven-
worth and Riley, Kansas; Forts ID. A
Russell and Mackenzie, Wyoming; Fort
Des Moines, Iowa, and Fort Meade, South
Dakota. United States reserves right to
reject or accept any or all proposals or any
part thereof Information furnished on APP
plication here or TO QuartermasterS at sta
tiOns named, Envelopes containing pro-
posals should be marked Proposals for
Forage" and addressed to MAJOR ID. Il
Mch24- 6-Apr2O-2l-22
CONSTRUCTING oUARTERMAsTER's S
office, Fort Des Moines Iowa, March
"a. 1910. Sealed proposals, in trlplicate. will
be received here until p. m. standard
time, April 28, 1910, and then sopened for
resurfaclng certain macadRm roads at Fort
Des Moines, 1owa-approNimately A, 900
square yards. Blank forms. plans and speci-
fications and full information obtained al
this office. A deposit OF IS required for
drawings and Specifications; deposit will be
refunded on return OF drawings here. The
United States reserves the right to reject
or accept all proposals or any part thereof.
Envelopes containing proposals should be
indorsed Proposals for resurfacing roads
and addressed Constructing Quartermaster
Fort Des Moines, Iowa. M90Al p % 20
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
To Boom Business.

COUNCIL BLUFFS. Ia,
Arril l.-(Special TO The
Bundle Bee.)-A movement is
on foot among business men
here who think trade a trifle
dun, to get the Mabray
bunch who are out on bail to
locate here again. Prospects
are said 10 be bright for sue
cess
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
FOR SALE.

am just competing a very handsome
and thOroughly modern ten-rOom res dence
on 18th Ave. between Farnam aud Dodge.
Have installed the finest system OF hot
water heating ana plumbing and very
handsome electric ngnt and gas fixtures;
several mantels hardwood finish ana
floors two bath rooms and several lava
tories
Owing 10 a sudden change In business.
neCeEsitatinE my absence from Omaha for
a larger portion OF the time. ! have con-
cluded 20 offer this house for sale, and Il
sold before MAY J. and will turn the house
over complete Ia every respect, with the
grounds Eraded and terraced ard AL sodded
ana walks complete.
~ you would Like 20 secure brand new
up-fo-date house on one OF the best resi-
dfncd streets ready for occupancy.
would BE- very glad 90 show Il 20 you, Al
You telephone me AZ my office. Douglas
il6l ~ house. Harvey 1853
okOhdE ~. HICKS 2i9 Board OF Trade
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
Florida.


FLORIDA FARMING LANDS FOR
sale at SIC per acre in five-acre tracts and
up. Easy payments.
The above lands of several thousand
acres were selected years ago by deputy
commissioner of the U. s. Department of
and which we have recently purchased.
They are located on the 8. A Il. Ry.,
% to 4o miles south of JacksonVille, in the
Lawtey and Starke district, which are well
settled by thrifty truck farmers; with an
established market where northern com
mission men pay cash for produce, early
strawberries, etc
Strawberry shipments from this immedi-
ate territory average between the lst OF
April and the LIST of May about II Armour
refrigerator cars per day. in addition to
strawberries, there are shipments of vari-
Gus kinds OF vegetables, potatoes, etc.
In this territory you have the advantage
Of churches, schools, telephones and rural
free delivery.
Adjoining our property is the famous
Hellbron Spring-of great curative proper
ties. Other lands around this old spring
are held at $lOO an acre. For Information
concerning this great medicinal water,
write the proprietor, w. E. Davis, Starke,
Fla, or the undersigned.
If within one year from the date of pur-
chase-your farm does not measure up TO
representation, all payments cheerfully re-
funded.
We are offering our lands for a short
time in blocks OF five acres and up at Sit
per acre on easy payments.
For our business observation-disclosures
of Jacksonville.
Barnett National bank.
The Florida National bank.
Hon. John r., Horr. u. s. marshal.
President Board of Trade
The mayor.
West Raley- Handy Company,
Jacksonville, Fla.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
AstoundInE the ParIsians.

PARIS, April 21.-(Speciai
Cable to The Bundle Bee.)-
Colonel Roosevelt is astonish-
ing the natives with his
rough and ready use OF the
French language. He or
dered breakfast this morning
without the assistance OF an
interpreter.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22

WASHINGTON. April a.
Especial Grapevine to The
Bundle Bee)-NobOdy an
nouneed forthcoming retire
mept from senate today.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22

2SA s. 34th ST., 2-story. Groom house,
with living room, dining room and kitchen
on first floor, three bedrooms on second
floor cellar under entire house, strictly
modern, including heat, gas and electric
light combination fixtures; lot f9X133, east
front, in Creighton's LIST Add; house newly
decorated; all ready 20 move In; will sell
on easy terms Don't fail to see the prop
erty.
Payne, Bostwick G. Slater,
Sole Agents, COL New York Life Bldg.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
r. n.
The Big stick.

AS through space we whirled
In this swift moving world,
we are apt TO get rather uns
steady.
on our terrestrial ride
We feel need of "A guide. -
I'm right on the jOb." de-
cIares Teddy.
The connubial state
Has got In bad" Of late:
For extinction we seem to
be ready.
Who cries. "Sell your motors!
Produce future votersl"
Our own patriotic friend
Teddy.
Halley's comet draws near,
We all feel somewhat queer
Have need OF assurance al
ready.
Folks. don't be alarmed,
Wen get by uriharmed,"
Cries our undaunted protec-
tor. Teddy.
In this worldwide confusion
There's but one sane con-
.r olusiOn- sHr
guess that you know II al
ready. H..
The guide for this planet
Il he who once ran H.
Our almost Omnipotent Teddy.
solved.
Why do musicians have such
shocks
OF halls 10 tempt the breezef
That we may know them by
their kcks,
AS well Sas by their keya
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22

We wish to sell at a bargain that house,
large barn and lot known as 2564 Spalding
st. Seven rooms and hall in good tenant
able order; stove heat; no reasonable offer
refused. Terms small payment down; bal
ance like rent Key at this office.
We have another home Of seven rooms
lot 50x100 feet that we can sell at a bar
gain ground floor finished in quartered
sawed oak; upstairs in pine. We want ZOO
for this place, but viii take considerably
less and give terms for quick sale.
One other bargain at 45O9 n. 21st St. /;
six rooms and hall; furnace heat; large
lot S0x103 feet, See this and make offer.
international Land & Inv. Co.,
Douglas slsS Independent A 2S76.
2l0-212 Bee Building"
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
Compelled to Sell

4O7 lizard St; this property must be sold
at once. II is vacant, hence Immediate
possession can be given, seven rooms, all
modern, on paved street, one block to car.
Price has been reduced from $1,000 to 1880
II taken at once. Reasonable terms can be
secured. Look II up.
Payne, Bostwick & Slater,
Sole Agents, 6th Floor N. Y. Life Bldg
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
GeOrEin.

100000 FEET Georgia timber and 1900
acres good land on Ry. Price S25,500 Other
bargains. F. L. Greene, 553 N'Neil Bldg,
l0,000,O00 FEET Georgia timber and 1900
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
Everybody is suspected Of
holding the next number.
Grand Island Celebrates.

ASu CNAeuEAtSSs
GRAND ISLAND. April H.
Especial to The Bundle Bee)
Grand Island had a grand
celebration last night. Billy"
Thompson spent part of the
$50 he saved by not filing as
a candidate for United States
senator.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
Indeed, So.
The Big Stick

"Oh. where are YOU going. my
pretty maid?'
It's none OF your business,
sir" she said.
Before I'd have a girl who
talked like that.
I'D marry her aunt, who Is
plain and fat
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22

BY Envious Council Buffer.
How big "a Omaha. Papa,
That people call II great,
Is Il as big as Council Bluffs,
And just as up-to-date?
Ny Son. we'il have a million
suro,
And maybe more than that.
We are counting all the people,
And every dog and cat.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
FINE KouNTzE PLAcE HOME,
HASTINGS a IiEYDEN,
1914 Harney 81.
242i WEBSTER AVE.
40 e0n

This Is a new, stnctiy all modern house.
Has vestibuie, parlOr, dining room, den.
kitchen, bedroom ana bath on the first
floOr and plenty OF room to finish two
large rooms on the second floor. Tne par
lor, dining room and den ure finished in
oak the other rooms being oak stained Ia
match Large basement. furnace heat.
This house was built by the owner wh0
Is a mechanic. and the workmanship aud
material are A No. / throughout. Call us
up and let as show you through at once.
Terms: 500 cash, balance easy monthly
payments.
HASTINGS a HEYDEN,
1914 Hnrnev 81
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22

A 112-ACRE farm for sale in a good Ger
man settlement, IA miles from good
acre Address j. r. Robbins Ice Plant
Greensburg. Ind.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
al CenHun Itenl.

Bundle Bee stings are al
ways the lest.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22

FOR SALE-In Camden county, his
souri, old soldiers. railroad men. laboring
men and others wanting to purchase land
or monthly or quarterly payments address
A. r. Jackson. Climax Springs. Mo.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
AUCTION
SALE OF GOOD LAND

On May % at 2 p. m, in Omaha, we
will sell TO the highest bidder 1000 acres
IN tracts OF so acres and up of first class
unimproved land. close to town, in south
ern Texas. Fine crop and fruit lands, best
climate in the world.
Don't miss this opportunity TO buy land
at your own price. Every acre must and
will be sold, small payment down. Bal
ance years time. Write or call for full
particulars.
f. WAIT s. COMPANY. (Trustees)
6i7 Bee Bldg. Omaha, Neb.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22

If you are looking for strictly modern
s-room and sewing room. look at 2S40 South
SD St. See II you can duplicate this In
Omaha for the price. Oak finish beam
ceiling In dining room; laundry tubs; lot
east front, 7lxia0 cement walks and steps,
block of west side Hanscom park car.
3sd and Martha Terms; must sell.
FOR SALE-De Haven's drug store
good stand, stock and sales. Terms
Easy. Council Bluffs.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
Oregon,

OREGoN-S,2OO ACRES IN FAMOUS
wheat and bunchgrass region, IS; 800 acres
in Willamette Valley, s35. w. NJ. Sanders
Jr., Silverton, Ore
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
Utah.

EXCEPTIONAL irrigation property in
Utah, $500 acres decided land under reser-
voir and canals already constructed reser-
volr capacity for 10000 acres; additional
land available; most prominent western ir-
lion dollars to me made from this prop
erty: price $3.50, 900; $4,000 cash. reasonable
terms on balance would consider part
trade in clear property. Joseph A. Slmp-
son 172S Welton ST., Denver. Colo.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22

BARGAINS
Hillcrest, 100 acres, Sc, 200; cash rent
Midway, 80 acres, beautiful home. $500
Ash Grove, 800 acres, Sl1, 200. Easy terms.
J. T. CAMPBELL,
I.itchfield Neb
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
south Dakota.

SOUTH DAKOTA LAND-The rush is on
for Stanley county land; several new lines
of railroad now building In this county
Buy now and double your money in the
next two years. Choice lapds selling at
from SlS to SIS per acre. For maps and In
formation write tc, Felland Realty Co., 5S1
Palace Bldg, Minneapolis. Mlnn.
WRITE for our booklet No. g. describing
TO $3.50 per acre State now many acres
YOU are in the market for. State Map and
Booklet No, Us Free +. j. Harrington &
Company, COG New York Life Bldg, Omaha,
Neb.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22

WESTERN REAL ESTATE.
Farm and town property where railroad
right-of-way 10 bought through. Kinkald
bomcstcads. Dry land to come under gov
eminent canal. Don't wait Address p q.
Box No. LII, GerinE. Neb.
FARMS, improved and unimproved
ranches. F. J. Dishner. ONeill, Neb.
FOR SALD-Well improved, nice laying
16O acres of land four miles of Holdrege in
Phelps county, Nebraska, worth $50 VIII
sell at $40 per acre. Herrick & Spencer, Col
lege View, Neb.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
Minnesota.

S11,OO0-5,OOO 600 feet saw timber hemlock
birch, maple, Eastwood and SIS acres Of
good land less than i40 miles of city; 4
miles TO railroad, good logging road, driv-
ing stream one-eighth OF mile. Double your
money here. Investigate. Maps, plats es-
Inmates furnished. Hobart Land Co., Min
neapolis, Mimi
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22

FOR SALE Eighty-acre improved farm.
8 miles from Eagle Lake at $40 per acre;
Other choice bargains ]. Pehoushek Eagle
Lake, Tex
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22

WHAT we can offer TO a man with little
money: The best farms and ranches in
Lyman county. Write for lists. Clark &
Kentch, Reliance, s. d.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
REAL ESTATE
AIissouri-COntinued

Positively the best 40 acres 1-story 4
room house. barn, wells, springs. fruit,
we'll fenced. elegant soil, close to rock
road, school and railroad market, Jackson
county; best farm; we have got to sell 81
price, 5000; 5000 in cash. balance terms.
A. ID. White s. Co, Independence, Mo.
LOOK here; fine farm, well improved,
at Tribune, Pulaski county, Missouri for
sale at only $50 per acre; half cash. balance
terms. Address VIM NJ. Hess, Winnipeg,
Missouri.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
Oklahoma.

FINE ADDITION PROPOSITION-160
acres adjoining a fast growing new town
in Northern Oklahoma for sale at reason
able price, on terms, for addition pur-
poses. Here is something fine Address
Box BOG Tulsa. Okl.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22
TALK ABoUT YOUR SNAPS!

- AIN ADOOI AOOh SNA 2!
Here is one that has got them all faded;
l60 acres of prairie land two miles from
Troy, Grant county, South Dakota. This
is rolling land. but the best of soil 1t is
worth $4,000. but for a short time ! offer
1t for $500, $500 cash and the balance In
five years at per cent. II you want
snap, get out to see this quick Address
Thomas K. Stevens Troy, s. d.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22

A BARGAIN-15O acres in central Texas
all but Is acres level black soil, very rich;
30 acres in cultivation; everlasting water;
miles to good market, close to good school,
good neighbors, 2,l0O feet elevation. Dry,
warm atmosphere. Get we'll of asthma in
about two years. Fine for throat and lung
trouble. Many churches. 121 Green st. N,
Wichita, Kan.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22

SELL OR TRADE-9eO acres best land in
the Texas Panhandle in a body; every
acre smooth; at a bargain; subject to
mortgage 81 per acre, per cent, none due;
trade equity for other land or city prop
erty. Write for price and state trade. H.
NJ. King, Marion. Kan.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-04-22

JAPANESE chauffeur wanted position.
Good reference. Address d 222 Bee.
WANTED-A location for practice of
medicine and drug store. by experienced
and reliable physician in Nebraska, in
town OF 500 to 1000 preferred. Address DR..
Conaway, Thompson, Neb.
A THOROUGH accountant with refer
ences desires permanent position as book
keeper or bookkeeper and office mana
ger. Address M-24S, care Bee.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-02-24

Let me know whether YOU intend
10 apply at once, as | do not want
more than are needet 70 apply. Write
YOUR reply on the bick OF this letter
il YOU wish. Leai pencil will do.
Use the inclo;ed envelope and put no
stamp on it, as none is required"
1t is known that the plan of send
ing the fleets of the Atlantic and Pa
ciiic on extended annual cruises into
foreign waters originated with two
of the most distinguished officers OF
the navy-RearAd Richard
Wainwright, who now occupies the
recently established Office of Aid to
Operations, and RearAdmiral Seaton
Schroeder. who commands the Attain
tic feet
This feet is now engaged in man.
oeuvres off the Virginia coast, but
will separate in a few days and pro-
ceed to their several home navy
yards, where the crews will be given
leave while such repairs as the ves-
sells may be in need of will be made.
1t is expected that the Missouri and
the Wisconsin. these being the oldest
vessels now attached to the fleet, will
be replaced by the TWO newest, these
being the recently completed Della
ware and North Dakota, of the
Dreadnaught class.
The order which sends the At
lantic feet to the Mediterranean tins
fan conIemplates the despatch of the
Pacific squadron to the waters Of
South America at an even earlier
date. The Pacific fleet" the order
says, will cruise to South American
pCrts late in the summer to take part
in celebrations to be held in honor
of the one hundredth anniversary Of
Chile's independence from Spain"