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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-14
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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-14
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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-14
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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-14
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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-14
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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-04
in their opera boxes their faces whit.

IA IhS1A oPSAA OONCSs tlClI ldSCS Will.
ened artifically with cascarilla. their
Jewels superb. red or white japonica
stuck behind the left ear in their black
hair, If married.: behind the right ear
If unmarried Nowadays. there, nov
traces, as they have all over the ISL
and. And one sees there. has always
seen there. the dreadful sight that pro-
claims mongrel race and lost civil
1Eatton: black fathers with white
mothers and a string of parti-colored
children: or the reverse black mothers
and white fathers and string OF de-
generates Of all shades of black white
the island held themselves immeasur-
ably above all this. They married in
Spain. educated their children in Spain
or Fpance. retired when their. official
as exIles from spain until then. But
the very most awful sight on the Ver-
dado is the Chinese and African ana
Cuban race admixtures of various
kinds "a and degrees. The combination
OF Cuban eyes, especially In old. dis
eased and dirty people. gives the
Anglo-Saxon nightmare.
The Climate.
There is something SO demoralizins
IN the climate of the West Indies. very
likely in all tropical climates that
character and standing OF foreigners
has he been I hereSs For For in i've years ears
ne has ,grown6 careless, slipshod, downs
at-the-heel, iRdolent physically. men
tally and morally. In ten years he
mas lost nearly all the energy. vigor,
standards and ideals Of Europe or
America. In twenty years unless he Is
q man of intleXible principle. he, too.
mas become mongrel. Rare, indeed.
Is the character that can live In such
ny 1t In the least. !. -,aver hear Of
these fine plans for attracting emf
grants to Virginia" that do not think
81 Cuba and feel THE Lord forbid!
Unless they are mighty carefully
CHOSEN Let us find out what we are
grating on our magnificent English
OAK nrst-what we are getting: incor-
porating into the body polite forever.
past remedying, before we spend a
not spoil our beautiful heritage by
running 1t for ourselves and our own
children. by sharing 1t with any peo-
ne VINO are alien to us or unworthy of
the greatest privilege and honor we
can give them, The Senegambian3
problem is big enough, black enough.
perilous enough, difficult enough for
us all TO solve, Heaven knows. With
out our Importing more problems and
hazardous experiments recklessly. Let
us develop slowly, safely, happily, from
within, instead of being drowned as
The North Is in an ocean Of foreirners
from peoples alien to us In religion,
laws customs and character pressing
from without upon us. It would take
this beloved State of ours century
to digest an influx Of the very beat
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-04
foreign emlgrants-the British. Danish

foreign emlgrants-the British. Danish,
Swedish, German, French: not the
criminal nor pauper output Of those
countries. either. but their valuable
citizens. Only the homogeneous. nat
urally expanded well-rooted state is
strong and fine ana free.
Even private families II they are
wise. take a good, long time in which
to decide about introducing strange
elements OF improved value under their
roofs Re, and into the bosom OF their fami-
lies, and first put on their thinking
caps and ask counsel of the Highest.
and in states should not be less careful.
The Virginia OF to-day will be held re-
hence for what she does In these mat
ters. We are not in half as much
haste to see Virginia rich as concerned
to Keep our State Virginia. the noblest
state In the American Union. and not
surpassed anywhere In anything that
makes a country great and free and
respected. God bless her! The Yankees
and the English deposited the sene-
gambian here, and when their own
material interests were no longer af-
fected by the slave trade. they fell
into hypocritical and virtuous Mysteries
over the wickedness of owning slaves.
came on that had no Idea how the the
character, kindness and interest OF a
noble race affected and modified the in
stltutlOn) Iearful and bloody war.
which was almost our ruin Let ~ be
careful how we invite people to settle"
IN Virginia, lest we bitterly rue the
day they came. TO get them In is easy
enough, but to get them out is quite
another matter. Our parent stock and
country make our best recruiting
ground.
Winchester.
Not the least interesting streets Of
the world are those OF this historic
town in the Valley OF Virginia. They are
named for English princes. English
statesmen and Virginia worthless. Bands
OF red Indians have focRed into them
to massacre and to trade; scores of the
brave pioneers, who didn't know what
fear was have built and defended
them; Lord Fairfax and his suite and
his friends. the Virginia gently, have
ridden through them; Braddock has
marched his redcoats through them;
General Washington has honored them
with his presence; stonewall jackson
and his cavalry have swept the enemy
out OF them over and over again. The
two armies have played battledore and
shuttlecock with Winchester for four
years Back to 1T came Braddocls's
Shattered expedition (his sash dyed
with his blood given to his ally, Colo
mel Washington: his life taken. his
troops murdered). falling back upon the
stout little frontier town. Jackson's
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-04
waves. the superb, wonderful vitality
Of the scene so striking to people from


northern climates, the scent OF In
Vulnerable flowers, so enchant the
senses that 1t enchains them for sew
eral moments. You look to the left,
and there you find miles of snow
white villas set in tropical gardens,
with palm trees for gate posts sixty
feet high. The effect is most charm
ing And ahead of you is all Havana,
on donkeys, on horseback. in hand
some European carriages or an occa-
sional volante, the long, low, open
Cuban carriage, with huge wheels sew
eral horses, and postillion in jack
boots, in scarlet or bright yellow
livery-on, the back seat ladies in
white muslin dresses, the elderly ones
all sporting the mantilla still, the
younger beauties in Partisan bonnets.
all pale, all fair as magnolias are,
cream tinted and all with eyes that,
as Byron says. ARE in themselves a
soul"
When Cuba was in her prime the
Verdado was like the Bots de Bou-
logne In petto for riches and state.
Every evening and at night these same
beauties We're to be seen at the Tacon
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-04
noble heroes. who could stand before
kings and be saluted with barred heads

kings and be saluted with barred heads.
and the heartfelt reverence OF every
brave man In the whole world for un-
surpassed valor, daily traverse its,
streets, bravely facing their last foes
old age and death. The streets OF VIM
chester are eloquent of great men.
great days, great deeds. already: and
she bids fair 10 rival her old names
sake, the Winchester of England, the,
Heptarchy. the Picts, Scots, Danes. sax-,
ons; Normans, 80 much history has She
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-04
Louis Aaron
Ladies' Tailor
4O3 East Grace Street,

4U3 East Grace Street,
wishes to announce to all his customers
and patrons in general that he is now
ready to take orders for Fall and Winter
Suits, havingreceived full line of newest,
and latest Style materials and fashions
latest designs in Riding Habits. Auto,
listers, etd A reduction offered for
orders placel now. L. AARON.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-04
New Rugs and
Carpets

The established fact in the minds Of house.
keepers that we are headquarters for Carpets
and Rugs, as well as Furniture, keeps this
department active.
Carefulness, combined with a perfect
knowledge Of the various makes OF floor
fabrics, together with the low prices, makes
our stock one OF the easiest to select from.
We study our customers ideas and wishes
when buying stock.
oxl2 Tapestry Brussels Rugs ..$11.75
ox12 Velvet Rugs ............ $3.50
oxl2 Administer Rugs $500
9xl2 Pro- brussels Rugs 100000. $3.50
All Floor Coverings made, laid and lined
FREE.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-04-05
REALTY AND LLVING,s COST

A collection of answers to the ques-
ton What Has Caused High Prices
has been embodied by Elizabeth
Hewes into an article in the April
American Magazine. The answer OBJ
tanned from a real estate dealer is par
ticularly interesting:
ut was some time after this that
asked a real estate agent, Why
are my butter and eggs so high p
This man was a great reader and he
mingled real estate and much read
ing in a way that was almost anus
ing. Your butter and your eggs he
said, are high and they are going
higher owing to the rise in land val
ues.' And then he launched forth
with the following harangue: DO you
realize he said, that we are enter
ing upon a new era in history? Do
you realize that since time was there
has always been land to the west
where a man could go when condi-
tions became too congested, and re-
gain his economic independence? But
when civilization reached the Pacific
Coast that era in history was closing
in We are entering upon a land
filled-up world, and the rise in West
ern land values shows it. A thous-
and dollars an acre tells the story
and the slowly approaching land
values here in the East tells the
same story, too. It stands to reason
If land. from being nothing an acre,
goes up to $1,000 an acre, the pro-
duct of the land rises. too
This rising of Land values he told
us, had made him very thoughtful.
We have s5.oOO.OO people now to
to have 100000, OO0-and the land
pretty well filed up now. Sometimes
he fancied that society would have to
reorganize itself to meet these brand
new land conditions. but just now he
did not know. 1t might be the hard
times ahead would bring about So
cialism. public ownership of necessi-
ties and those necessities doled out
to sobered and obedient citizen, but
personally he could not see the in
dividualizing American socialized.
There was curious bit of imag-
lining that had come to him lately
through the reading of an Eastern
poem. 1t was a fact that trade, that
had always moved westward, had
suddenly begun to move the other way
round, that ss, eastward, from China
to America. Now, trade carries with
it thought habits; it was curious that
just as we were entering a land
filled-up era of history, trade was
bringing to US the thought-habits of
a people who long ago had to read
just life to a Iand-scarce, food-scarce
world. They did it by becoming Bud
dhist flosophers-unable to get the
material they turned to the ideal.
The philosophy OF the East, he de-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-04-05
POINTED PAKAGIxArHs.
[From the Chicago News.1

A close observer may be far sighted.
You can't buy happiness at the bar
gain counter.
Many a man who knows 1t all was
never inside a college.
More than half your suspicious have
no foundation whatever.
A deaf man doesn't mind being
shaved by a garrulous barber.
Anyway, patrons of cheap boarding
houses never have the govt.
Even the path of the just isn't always
just as they would like it.
An expert is a man who makes a
bluff at knowing more than you do.
Let out some joy talk occasionally.
People get tired of hearing your woes.
When a woman delivers an ulti-
matum it indicates that she is willing
to arbitrate.
Why doesn't the interstate commerce
commission go after fishermen for re-
batting.
A dog doesn't appreciate the simple
life until after he has had a tin can
tied to his tail.
If people take you for an easy mark
it's your cue to get busy and mark
them off your calling list.
A woman who tries to mend her hus-
bands clothes is usually more success
full than the one who tried to mend his
WAYS.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-04-05

A man sometimes tries to act the
host, remarks the Howard Courant,
when he Is in fact only the husband
of the hostess.
I'm not at all hungry" the Beloit
Call quotes a fish as saying as he sized
up the bait from a safe distance. land
besides, somebody's trying to string
me-"
Up at 11iawatha armed posses are
pursuing horsethieVes in automobiles.
1t won't be long before we win be chas-
ing hog thieves in aeroplanes.-Leav-
Cnworth Times.
A Florence man. says the Bulletin,
claims that reform is what has
"histed" the price of living ana ex-
plains that people put in too much
time swatting flies and not enough
swilling the swine.
When person makes love to you to
your face and then gives you fits be-
hind your back 1t doesn't prove that
they don't hike you It only proves that
their friendship isn't worth a darn to
you or anyone else.-Hill City New
Era.
LAS a rule. a poor man can not con-
ceal what little he has. while a rich
man may complicate his affairs so that
renee Gazette. And tax lodging is
just as bad morally as stealing, for the
rich man who is guilty of it steals
from the poor, whose burdens are in
The crime of tax lodging should be
made punishable the same as theft"
1t is q queer thing. but Just about
half Of the men who secure place on
the police force go wrong, says the
Lawrence World. Some OF them keep
al their wrong doing for years before
exposure finds them. while others fall
into trouble at the start. 1t appears
that the authority placed in their hands
makes them feel that they are not
only above the civil. but the moral
law as well. In the history of Law
renee for the last 20 years there has
been an endless string of fellows who
thought their position on the police
force gave them liberty to do, at their
pleasure, the things they arrested 9TH
er men for doing.
Here is a little COW story that came
to us this week. Seven years ago last
fall Ross Jones. north OF town, bought
q young COW of August Schmidt for
SIS. In the seven years he has owned
her she raised him seven good calves.
feed lot and on March 16 had her on
the Kansas City market where she
weighed 1850 hounds and sold for Sc. 20,
bringing him the neat sum or $104.7S.
Lampe & Son. the commission men who
sold her. write that they think this is
the most money any COW ever brought
CT that market Just for beef. If any
body knows a better true story than
this, we want to hear it.-Alma Enter
UriSe.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-04-05
QUAKER MEDTTATToNs.

tF,rom the Philadelphia Record.1
A sky Hght-the sun.
Another sky light-the moon.
If that isn't silly enough, try the
stars.
When hope dies the devil sends out
invitations to wake
The chronic kicker is seldom the one
who feels like kicking himself.
Art is long and time is heeting. espe-
cially when a fellows time Is more
valuable than his are.
He-"I wonder what you would say
if should propose to your She
well, I'll give you two guesses-"
The average girl isn't satisfied to be
she wants it filed with ice cream soda.
Blobbs-"That fellow always speaks
with such an air of authority" Slobbs
Yes, what he says goes; he's train
dispatcher"
do you break these sets?" asked
the shopper in the chinaware depart
ment. NO. replied the salesman, "but
if you keep a servant girl she will prob
ably do it for you
Zone half the world doesn't know
how the other half lives" quoted the
Philadelphia woman. "On her alimony,"
replied the other woman, who had Just
returned from Reno.
Rollingstone Nomoss-'Dere must "A
been tramps in de days o. Shakespeare"
Tatterdon Torn-"Wot makes you t'ink
so?'' Rollingstone Nomoss-"He said
'Tprow physics to de dogs he must a.
wanted to Bick 'ena." 4.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-04-05

abandoned wagon was found across
the. road, and the old horse crashed
into 1t and sat down. Mr.. Franklin
rolled 1t aside into the ditch, assisted
the horse to stand, and in ten min
utes more he was making the door
bell at the Lee mansion ring all kinds
OF joyous sounds When the door
was opened he stood there with a
snow woman in his arms, and hav-
ing surrendered her to friends he
called a good night and returned to
the horse. Next day, while he was
talking with the man who wanted
the modest skyscraper, a note was
handed to him. It asked the man
of action II he would kindly call
somewhere and receive somebody's
thanks.
He called and he was thanked, and
if such little romances don't lead to
admiration, love and engagements
what does become of them 7-(Copy-
righted 1910 by Associated Literary
Prese.)