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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-23
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westerly shall not be held liable for.
or on account Of any loss or damage
to the trains, engines cars or other
property Of any kind, OF the foreign
Crock Island) company. nor for freight,
baggage or other property of any kind
carried In or upon such trains, engines
or cars, nor for or on account of any
injury or death to passengers or en-
ployes Of the foreign company or other
persons whomsoever. which may be in
Cured or sustained by reason of such
trains being detoured or by reason OF
such trains being delayed In such de-
tanning In whatever manner the same
may be caused or occasioned, whether
by or thru the negligence of the home
company or otherwise, 1t being under
stood and agreed that all risk OF such
delay. loss.S damage. injury or death
shall be. and is. assumed by the for
eign company. and the foreign company
shall and will hold harmless the home
company from and against all liability
claims for such delay, loss, damage. In
jury and death, and shall and will ex-
ecute and deliver, or cause to be eX-
ecuted and delivered to the home COM
pany. upon request a full and complete
release satisfaction and discharge OF
all claims therefor, and will pay or
cause to be paid all costs. expenses and
attorneys fees incurred In defending
any action which may be brought
against the home company on account
of any such claims or liability. and
any Judgment which may be rendered
against the home company on account
thereof"
Loss May Be $4,000.
This form of contract. which was
subscribed to by the Rock island. was
adopted at the annual meeting OF the
association five years ago. and is the
form used when one company Is given
permission to detour it's trains over the
rails of another company 1t Is esti-
mated the death loss and the payment
of indemnities to the estates OF the
forty-nine dead and forty odd injured
in the wreck, Monday, will aggregate
not less than 100000 or 100000.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-23
ALBERT Lively, OF MoNTEzuMA
UNDER ARREST ON SERIOUS
CHARGE.
PLOTTED TO BLOW UP HOME
OF ENEMY IN LITIGATION
Arranged With Another Man to Place
Dynamite Under Residence Of E. e.
Patty, of searsboro-sheriff on the
Watch When Explosive is Produced
and Arrest Follows.
Special to Times-Republican.

Special to Times Republican.
Montezuma, Marc h2s-Yesterday
afternoon Albert Lively was bound
over to the grand jury on a charge OF
assault with intent to commit murder.
All of the facts in the case have not
yet been divulged by the officers but as
near as can be learned they are about
as follows:
James Leathers, young man for
merly residing in this county, was at
Perry, Iowa, and received two or three
letters from Mr.. Lively stating that
he had some important business that
he wanted feathers to do for him
and wanted him to come to Searsboro,
this county, Immediately. Leathers did
not know what the business was but
came to Searsboro. arriving there by
appointment on Sunday evening. Lively
met him and took him up the railroad
track above the town and outlined a
plot which he had formed to do away
with one %. e. Patty, a citizen of
Scarsboro. In the conversation it is
said that Lively stated that the job
must be done before Thursday.
1t is understood that on Thursday a
case in which Lively was interested
and iii which Patty was to be a wit
ness was to be tried in the district
court here.
Plotted to Blow Up Home.
Report has it that the proposition
made by Lively to feathers was that
Lively would furnish some dynamite
and fuse which Leathers was to place
under the southwest corner Of the
Patty home, it being the part of the
house occupied by Patty as a sleeping
room. In consideration for the carry
ing out Of this plot Lively agreed to
pay Leathers the sum Of $50 in cash
and to deliver him an old note which
he had against him. The job was to
be done Wednesday night. Leathers
said he did not have enough money to
keep him in Searsboro until then, so
Lively borrowed small sum of money
to help him.
Caught With tho Goods.
After the conference with Lively
feathers went Immediately to Patty
and told him the entire plan. On Mon
day Patty and feathers came TO
Montezuma and while here consulted
attorneys and the officers. The story
told by Leathers seemed incredulous
OoI 4AS lAd0O cA4AA0chN1I " IA1O AcICC SLAiSA
the officers planned to be on the ground
when the dynamite was to be delivered
by Lively to feathers, and accordingly
Sheriff G. E. Binegar and his assistant,
Charles F. johnson, went to Searsboro
yesterday, and as the appointed place
of meeting was i'll a cut above the town
of Searsboro along the railway track
the sheriff and his assistant concealed
themselves in a pile of hay. At 9
o'clock. the appointed hour. both
Lively and Leathers appeared. The
plans for the act We're gone over in de-
TAIL all in the hearing of the officers.
and Lively delivered to Leathers a box
containing two sticks of dynamite and
about twenty feet of fuse. The officers
then made the, arrest and brought Mr..
Lively to the county Jail.
The grand jury convenes tomorrow
and this case will be taken up then.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-23
GREAT WESTERN CAN NOT BE
HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR RE-
CENT WRECK.
iRoN-cLAD CONTRACT COVERS
QUESTION OF DAMAGES
Rock Island, Aitho Using Great West
ern Tracks, Must Stand Loss Of
Equipment and Pay Claims for Death
and injury-Loss Will Amount to
Near Half Million Dollars.

Des Moines, March 23.-Because the
train occurred on the line of the Great
Western, Monday. it is assumed by very
many that the Natter company is liable,
under the law, for the destruction OF
property and the fearful toll of life
This. probably, is based upon the
theory that the Rock Island having
tracks from Marshalltown to Waterloo
responsibility should rest with the lat
ter. Were it not otherwise provided
it is quite likely this view would obtain
legally, but railroads are wise in their
day and generation.
By the terms Of an iron clad agree
ment known as the STANDARD Form OF
Detour Contract adopted by the
American Railway Association at the
annual meeting, Oct. %. 1906, the COM
pany whose train is detouring over the
rails Of another line is burdened with
the entire responsibility and liability
for damage to property or injury or
death to passengers. Hence it is
claimed the Rock Island will not only
suffer the partial loss of its train, but
in addition 1t will have to restore the
shattered track of the Great Western
at the scene of the wreck and adjust
the very large loss incident to the
heavy death roll
IroncIad Contract Exists.
Following is the provision of the con-
tract to which the Rock Island and
Great Western subscribed, Monday
when the train Of the former was start
ed out of Marshalltown.
The home company (The Great
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-23
NORTHWESTERN HOLDS OUT.
May Not Put Into Force New Meat
Rates From Sioux City.

Rates From Sioux City.
Sioux City, March 23.--That the chi
cago and Northwestern Railway Com
pany will break away from the other
railroads and refuse to put into erect
the increase in the rates on dressed
beef and packing house products from
Sioux City and Omaha to eastern
points. is predicted by railroad officials
in Chicago.
Since the joint committee Of bust
ness men from Omaha, st. Joseph.
and Sioux City held conference
with the road officials In Chicago.
the Northwestern people have had
the question under advisement and 1t
is confidently claimed they have de-
cided in favor of the old rates, believing
that the shipping interests will give the
benefit of other traffic. Local North
western officers declare they have re-
ceived no advices regarding the matter.
The advanced rate announced sew
eral weeks ago. went into effect on
Sunday, because the packing inter-
ests did not file injunction proceedings
with the interstate commerce conn
mission.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-23
Southern Io1un Items

10 years of age, under an agreement.
a part Of which was to the effect that
he was to receive $500 and his freedom
when he became of age. The time of
the alleged service pact he says has ex-
pired. The case is one of the most I'M
usual ever instituted in the county.
Cedar Rapids.
The building committee and the
church held an enthusiastic meeting
Monday night and decided to get to
work at once on the building Of a new
church at Third avenue and Four
teenth street, the property recently
purchased from Mr.. Bealer The new
church will cost $4,000, approximately
and will seat 1900 persons. 1t will be
commenced within a short time, but is
too large structure to be completed in
one year.
Warsaw.
The historic Specht house, which
has Withstood the attack of seventy
five years and was the first brick
structure erected lin Warsaw. has
changed owners. Saturday Frank Pat
terson purchased 1t. The house is sit
uated on the hill, but a short distance
from the Adams house. 1t is one of the
early landmarks here. 1t is. small. being
only about sixteen feet in height and
having but one story. The building
material used in the ceiling is more
interesting than any other part of the
little home. From wall to wall and
about two feet apart are spanned oak
joists with chiselled groves in which
are Stats Of oak running crosswise.
these Stats are wrapped with prairie
grass and then mud is placed on top.
Covering this is the plaster.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-23
Care o. The Bresn

Some people seem to think that q
broom can take care Of itself. but {
little intelligent care VIII make quite 8
noticeable difference In the work the
broom viii do and the length df time u
Will wear. A broom that u used every
day should be washed once week and
this 10 most easily done by preparing
bucketfu1 Of suds made by dtssolvinE
q tAhleepoonful Of Gold Dust waehtns
powder IN hot WAters did the broom ur
and down IN these suds until the gtrawe
are cleaned and bright; then rinse and
hang up TO dry. II q new broom IL
dipped IN hot sude before used. tbs
3traWs will BE toughened and Will not
break 70 easily. Do not ret tia broom
down In = oognAe Akone - f11suoo -
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-23
Brief News Of Chelsea.

Special to Times-Republ1can.
Chelsea, March 23.-Exercises ap-
propriate for Easter, will be held at
the M. E. church Sunday evening,
March q. All are cordially invited to
attend.
Miss Agnes Ballou. who has been
visiting her parents in Arkansas. has
returned to Iowa.
Miss w. w. Tappan and Miss Lola
Squires, Of Chelsea, and Master Rob-
ert johnson, south of town, were re-
cipients of card showers on their re-
spective birthdays recently.
Messrs. Pete Benda. Mike Zeman
and Will Newman are improving their
residences by additions this spring.
Mr.. Joe Conite, the heaviest loser In
the recent fire is clearing his grounds
preparatory to erecting new store
building.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-23
LITTLE DAMAGE TO CORN.
Worth County Farmers Find I'm.
picked Crop in Good Condition..

Worth County Farmers Find I'm
picked Crop in Good Condition.
Special to Times-Republicun.
Kensett March 23.-Hundreds of
acres Of corn have been gathered here
this spring and it has been found to
have suffered but little by being left
out during the past winter. Farmers
report that but a small percentage of
the corn is down and that except for
a few places where the ground is low
and the spring thaw has affected 1t, the
corn could not be expected to be in
better condition.
Farmers about this section are ex-
pecting to commence the putting in OF
their spring crops the first of the com
ing week. But. for the fact that the
delayed corn crops of last fall were tic
be harvested this spring, many would
at the present time be busy in the
fields attending 10 this work.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-23
WAS OLDEST o. e. S. MEMBER.
Mrs. Honor Lemon Active in Order
Nearly Fifty Years.

Waterloo, March ga charter
member Of Acacia chapter No. 6. Order
of Eastern Star, GAINESVILLE, Iowa, and
resident Of that vicinity for over for
ty-flve years, Mrs. Honor Lemon, prob
ably the oldest active member of the
o. E. S. order in Iowa, passed away at
the advanced age of So years.
The death occurred at the home of
her daughter, Mrs. L. C. Reding, GIT
Mulberry street, with whom she had
made her home since coming to Water
loo three years ago last May. In spite
of her years, Mrs. Lemon had been
in fairly good health until two weeks
ago Sunday, when she was taken sick
and at last quietly passed away just
as the clock was striking the hour of 3.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-23

road but not far enough when a rear
wheel of their rig was struck by the
team, which threw the occupants out
and turned the buggy over with the
horse. into a pool of water. breaking
the reach and springing the axle. No
further damage was done to the pr
sons Of either party or the horses. The
Lyon buggy vas badly damaged.
w. F. Fleming, who has been at
Williams for several weeks, returned
home on Monday evening.
Mrs. N. r. Gift attended the funeral
of nephew in Navada on Monday.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-23
MAYOR WOULD THRASH HoozER.
Jason City Executive Anxious &c
| chastize Old Offender.

Special to Times Republican.
Mason City, March 23.-The latest
novelty to be introduced into police
court by Mason City's sensational
mayor, is the administering of corporal
punishment upon the bibulously in
clined citizens.
Mayor Kirschman in police court
yesterday became fwroth at drunk
whose frequent appearances in police
court aroused his ire, and should he
be present when the man again at
tempted to eject his worthy spouse
and four scions into the cruel world, in
a drunken fit, he would personally
chastise Chris Olson, the offender, as
he had never been beaten before in
his life" Kirschman expressed himself
as a firm believer in the whipping post
and should he have the power, would
order the man to be beaten to the ex-
tent of barely escaping with his life.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-23

If you'll get bottle of DR.. Bells
Pine Tar Honey. and take it, that
cough will ntop almost Immediately
and your cold viii disappear entirely
within few hours.
This actually happens in millions of
cases,
That's why DR.. Bells Pine-Tar-
Honey. outsells all other cough and
cold medicines and prescriptions in the
world.
It's absolutely harmless. No habit
forming drugs nothing but old fash
toned real pine-tar-real sassafras-.
real rhubarb-real honey-and several
other real beneficial ineredients-all
plainly stated ON the bottle.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-23
Nav Succeed cownie.

Des Moines, March Ex-senator b.
w. Newberry. president of the State
Bank, at Strawberry Point, is the lat
est man mentioned for John Cownie's
position on the state board Of con-
troll. He Is business man and a Well
known republican, is considered as en-
tirely fitted for the position and is be-
ing considered by Governor Carroll. ac-
cording to the best advices obtainable
at the state house today.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-23

Made by a known scientific process.
The standard for 20 years.
It gets at the cause of the cold
cutting the mucous and getting rid
of it naturally. 1t is so soothing.
healing and cooling to the irritated
parts that the comfort is wonderful.
You need it now and you ought to
keep it in the house.
Every time you sneeze, SILVER, "snif-
fle" or feel "full in the head" you need
it.
At all druggists in csc, soc and 81
bottles. Look for our trade mark (the
belly and Granny Metcalfe's picture
on every bottle Made by 81
COMPANY
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-23
IOWA CENTRAL
Leave

Twin Cities Mail daily -. $3.50 m
Mason City Mall Eek. SUM-. l5:s5 m
Twin Cities Limited daily IL: so Q N
Local Freight Eek SUM- -. 200 . m
SOUTH BOUND s..
81. Louis and Kansas City
Mail daily ............. $50 p m
Peoria Express Eek SUM- :. $500 . m
st Louis and Peoria Limited
~. tSIuiiiy1 :. Ss . .. ..
xocal Freight lex. SUM-. ...12:5o p m
STORY CITY BRANCH
Lave. Arrive.
10 1. m. stock Express
lex. Sum- ..s............ S:45 m
e:lo Md T.. O0.1.. 49, . -
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-23
Exciting Runaway at Gearing.

Special to Times-RepubHcan.
Gearing, March 23.-On Sunday as
Mr. Lyon and family OF McCallsburg,
were out. riding. the buggy tongue
broke, frightening the team and they
ran away and all were thrown out
except a. little boy who remained in
the buggy until they had run about
two miles. c. Conway and Miss Ada
Holcomb. who were driving, heard the
team coming and turned out Of the
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-23

Medicines that aid nature are always
most successful. Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy acts on this plan. 1t loosens
the cough, relieves the lungs, opens the
secretions and aids nature in restoring
the system to healthy condition. Sold
by all dealers.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-23
ACCIDENT NARROWLY AvERTED
Fire on Rock island Bridge Discovered
in Nick Of Time.
Specfal r. Times r. enublican

Iowa City, March 23.-F'ire was dis
covered on the Chicago & Rock Island
bridge yesterday morning at dawn just
half hour before the Denver Express
heavily laden with passengers was
due. It was extinguished by the COM
'bined efforts OF night Policeman Fred
Turner. Thomas Machovec, and G. K
Leinbaugh before the department. ar
rived. The flames were burning away
the ties, twenty feet from the east end.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-23
RAILROAD TINE TABLE
CHICAGO GREAT WESTERN
"MapIe Leaf Route"
GOING SOUTH

No. st Joe and 4. G. Linn
tied 6:O5 g m
No. 3-K. c. Mail & Express 6:45 m
No. St Joe Express ....1O:25 a m
EMO. Sway Freight 1855. 2: So p IN
GOING NORTH
No. Chicago and st. Paul
limited 1880. .......... .lA:05 p m
No. l-Chicaso and st. Paul
Express ...... ..........1 1:37 a m
No. g. ............ 1920 . m
EMO. Sway Freight -. 1880 m
Except Sunday. Effective Oct. 81.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-23

Tumor Removed.
/ Kinsiey, Kanss- Mrs. Stella clifford Beaman.
Scott, N. Y r~Mrs. 8, j. Barber
Cornwaliville, n. y. -Mrs. VIM. Boughton.
Cincinnati, ohio-Mrs. W. X. Housh, East
Change Of Life:
Brooklyn, N. J. .-NiTs. Eyens, 70 Palmetto Sc.
Paterson, N. J.-Mrs. VIVA Somerville, ia5
Noah, Ky Mrs Liszio Holland.
Vincennes, Ind. Airs Syl. Is. Jcrnuld, COS N.
10th st.
Cathiamet, Wash ~ Mrs. Elva Barber Edwards
Cireloville, ohio-Mrs. Alice Kirlin, 33s West
Huston st.
Salem, Ind.-Mrs Lizzie 8. Hinkie.
Now Orleans, La. Mrs. Blondeau, 1895 Camp
Place.
Maternity Troubles.
Brooklyn, N. Y.-Mrs. u. j. Stewart, 1880 Full
ton Street.
Lapeer, Mich.=Mrs. +. c. Kurzhals, Il F. d.
Carlsbad, N. J.-Mrs. Louis Fischer, 80 Nom
Cincinnati, Ohio 80 Mrs. Sophia Hofr. els
McMicken Ave.
Cadott, wis.-Mrs. Mary Amundson, r. r. D.
Holstein, Nsb.~slrs. Frank Harpham. r. II.
No. 4.
Cincinnati. ohio=A1rs. Flora Abr. 1874 State
Johns.own, N. Y.-Mrs. Honor N. Seaman,
1OS L. Main st.
Big Run, Pa. Mrs. W. E. Poolcr.
Avoid Operations.
Dexter Rams. W. Mrs Lizzie Scott.
Hampstead, Md. -.Mrs Joseph III. Dandy.
Detroit. Mich. Mrs Freida Rosenau, b5A Mol
drum Ave, German.
Paw Paw, Mich. Mrs. Emma Draper.
Gardiner, Maine Mrs. s. A. Williams, l42
Washington Ave.
Louisville, Ky==Mrs. Sam Leo, 30s7 4th st.
Indianapolis, Ind.@Miss Bessie V. Piper, .
s. Addison st.
Organic Displaccments.
Bay Shore, N. Y.-Mrs. A. NJ. Hagcrmann,
Fifth Ave.
McCord, Wis Mrs Rosy Roberts.
Wesleyville, Pa.-Mrs. Maggie Ester, Il. +. ID.
No. l.
Pentwater, Mich.-Mrs. Alice Darling, RID.
No. 2, Box II.
East Earl, Pa.-Nrs. Augustus Lyon, RID.
No. 2.
Pendleton, Ind .-Mrs May Marshall.
Chicago, Ill-Mrs. WIN. fully, 466 Ogden Av.
These women are only q few o
the powerof Lydia Z Pinkham's
diseases. Not one of these wome
form for the use of their names il
ing that we should refer to the
do other suffering women to
Vegetable Compound is q reliable
statements made in our advertise
truth and nothing but the truth
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-23
Mzzenu
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from ailments invited to write to the names and
addresses given for positive proof that Lydia fnkhams
Vegetable female ills
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-03-23

Organic Displacemente--contiuu
New Castle. pa.a~Mrs. j. A. bnrn'ide' RID
westboro, No. AIRS. Susie Tempieton.
Painful Rcricds: 49,
Kingston. n. Y.-Mi's EisieJ. Fuller. IA Pine
North Oxford, Mass. ..sfissAmelin Duso .Boxie
Parsons, Kans. @ Mrs. Matte Copenhaver, SOis
MI. Desert Light station. Az. HArbor, Mo-
Mrs. Lillian Robbins.
Flushing. Mich. Mrs. Burt Lloyd, II, Ed Me-
3, care j. A. sanborn.
Orrville, Ohio Mrs. Il. f. Wagner, Eox 0so
Winchester, Ind 50 Mrs. May Deal.
Ad.,r. 1ov.-M Mis-. ' ls!y F,eisn.
Atwater, OhIo. s Mira. Minnie MueIhaupt.
Portland, Mo--Miss Minnie wibe. ici Pines.
scottdale, w. Va..Mrs Zctty ritEei.
kSri.SI lows Mn MI. & Cary Ti pahiss
Jersey City Heights. N. J.-Mrs. John Ifir,s
sco.sviilo. nneh.-Mrs. J. @. johnson, RID.
Sykes, Tenn. .-M Minnie Hall.
Ovarian Trouble:
mes.wosn; la. -,a MI yonn NJ =. N,cpar"s,
Phiis., Pa v.Mrs. Chas. Bocll, 2oio n. Mole s..
Lgonier, Ind, .-Mrs; Eliza Wood. RID. Nc.4.
Fort Collins, Col. Mfrs. X. 9. Walker.
Female Weakness.
Barksdale. Texas--Sfrs Sarah X. whatley.
Shenandoah Junction, VIVA, Mrs. G. D. Whit
Chicago, IN. MRS ida Kruger, COS .Unionss.
schaetferstown. Pa. AIRS. Cyrus Hstrich-
Fort Hunter, Pa.asMrs Mary Jane Shatto.
Augusta, Me. Mrs. Winfield Dana. RID. No9
Johnstown, Pa. Mrs. Lilo III. Fernwait, Il.
Ed. No. 4.
Rankin Okla .- Mrs p. A. Ferris, r r D. No.2.
Melbourne, Iowa -4 Mrs. Clara Waterman,
RED. So.1.
Lafayette, ya--.Mrs. Robert Blankenship.
Elmira,S.Y, ~sMrs ELISA Green, col Tuttle Av.
Nervous PrOstration.
Zanesvillc, Ohio-Mrs. Ruldn Erickson, 600
Maysvillo Ave.
Hayfield, ya.r-Mrs. Mayme windle.
Pecos, Texas-Mrs. Ada Young Eggleatpn.
Little Rock, Ark.-Mrs. W. L. Curry, no r..
1ith st.
Phiia., Pa. -Mrs Mary Johnston, $40 Siege, ST.
Huntington, Mass. saMrs. Mari Janetse Bates,
Box 13.
Peoria, nl..- Miss Clara L. Gauwitz, R.R, Noa,
Box e.,
Kemp Okla. --Mrs. Sallie Stevens.
Camden, N J.-Mrs. Tillie Waters, 81 Lib
erty Street.
Orbisonia, Pa.-.Mrs. Jennie b. Mccormick
thousands of living witnesses of
-egetable Compound to cuIe female
ever received compensation in any
this advertisement but are will
n because of the good they may
prove that Lydia +. Pinkham's
and honest medicine, and that the
ments regarding its merit are the
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1910-05-19
HUMOR OF THE HOUR
Eve and the Serpent.

A Frenchmans idea Of the modus
operandi by which that objectionab.e
reptile. the serpent, carried CO.. M
program with Eve is thus pAeasinsis
narrated in the French gentleman
broken English:
M. Adam he walked up; BE
une belle demoiselle asiip In re s'iiuei'-
VOLTA de Ia chance, Bon jour ~"
dame w. Madame Nv she wake sNo
hole her fan before 20 her face Auti'
put up his eyeglass 20 admire re y.
bleau. ley make one promenade 'i"
dame " she feel hungry she $50
appel on re arbre Serpent ne prom
enc sur rarbre. make one walk Oh 1'
tree Monsieur Serpent, say
'weel you have not re bonte Il i'eeN
me some appel? J'ai faim 'csf'''in
ment, madame say re serpent 'eii''' ''i'
de vous voir.' 'Holo, mon ann
etz vous.' say Adam; stop que s."
vous faire. What madness IS =
You must not peek re apEeT Ze
snake Inc take one pinch OF snun. Dec
say: All. Monsieur Adam, DO you lot
know there is nothing prohebeet for
re ladies'? Madame Iv. permeet NJ 70
offer YOU some Of this fruit defendu'
" she make one courtesy. Ne snake
he fiji her whole parasol wiz appci. -
Life