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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12
ARREST DR.. CR|PPEN
ALLEGED WIFE SLAYER AND HIS
sTENoGRAPHER ARE IN
CUSTODY.
TAKEN ON BOARD M0NTR0Se
Suspect Turns Deathly Pale While
Female Companion collapses When
Arrested by offeers Disguised as
Pilots-Taken TO Quebec.

Montreal. Que.-After being fuily
Identified BY Inspector Dew of Scot
land Yard. Doctor Crippen. who Is
charged with the Staying OF his wiie'
known on the stage in London as
Belle Elmore. was Sunday placed IN
der arrest by Chief Mccarthy OF the
Quebec provincial police. assisted oy
Chief Davis OF the Dominion police on
board the steamer Montrose AT Father
Point
Two minutes after. Ethel Leneve.
the stenographer. with the suspect
whom Crippen had long been infatu-
ated with, was put under arrest IN
her cabin. still wearing the clothes oil
a boy.
Inspector Dew continued on his way
TO Quebec with his prisoners. There
they Will be arraigned before Judge
Panet Anglers. the purpose being TO
deport them TO London. II Is likely
that Inspector Dew will board the
Royal George for the return trip Win
his prisoners on Thursday.
Inspector Dew, with Chief Mccarthy
ana eA-AuleI DcIis, diA III -
guised as pilots, went on TO the steam
ship in a lifeboat rowed by four sail
ors. Crippen was smiling and
promenading the deck with Miss lie
neve and Doctor Stuart. the ship
I doctor He asked the doctor why SC
many pilots should come, TO which
Doctor Stuart replied they were PROB
ably returning TO their homes. being
out of turn.
The supposed pilots walked alons
until they passed where Crippen an'
his paramour were with Doctor Stu
art AS Inspector Dew got a goo'
look at Crippen and Miss Leneve b
gave the preconcerted signal and IN
constables made the arrest am
brought the couple down to their owl
stateroom. where they are now cor
fined with Inspector Dew.
Only Is minutes elapsed from III
time the constables went aboard unit
the arrests were effected. Grippe
turned the color OF death and hi
voice gurgled some unintelligiol
sound as he was hurried below. Mis-
Leneve became hysterical and co
lapsed
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12
Justice Moody TO Retire.

Magnolia. Ill.-Justice William II
Moody OF the United States Supreme
Friday definitely stated that he
will announce his retirement from the
bench prior to the expiration OF the
enabling act passed in his behalf by
the last congress. This act expires in
the middle of November. Justice
Mooiy's health is improving.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

Sooner or later most OF them come
here There have been many princes
and potentates among visitors to the
United States. and now Maharajah Sir
Sayaii III. Gaekwar Of Baroda. India,
tas started for New York and Boston.
The Gaekwar Is renowned as the rich
est OF the Princes Of Iiindustan, but
is also credited with being an en-
Iightened and progressive ruler. And
as he has q son who IL student In
Yale University It Is evident that he
has imbibed some American ideas.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12
He Knew the Kind.

Little Edward, aged four was an
only child. lie was anxious ~
baby sister, and was talking q j guy
dav with a friend of the family IN
the friends family was a bapy sirl y
one year. The lady said hd"Al az
YOU may have my baby; she Is PREY"
and sweet"
"Oh." said Edward. Fl don't want ~ Y,
old baby. want a bran ne" ohe W.
nc.in on but tacum powder nv
Hen.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12
New neadless Body Mystery.

Glens Falls. n. with the head.
feet and hands missing the body OF
Beatrice Reneaud. the seven.year-old
child Of Mrs. John Reneaud Of White
hall. who disappeared about seven
weeks. ago. was found Saturday float
ing in Lake Champlain harbor
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

The anti.kissing crusade has prog
ressed TO the point where friends and
relatives will be asked not TO kiss
brides. and fathers and mothers not
TO kiss their babies But the kissing
Of brides ard babies was done long
before sanitary OSCILLATION crusades
we're thought OF. and is apt to survive
them
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12
ExneI s4f Jews In Five Days.

Kiev. Russia.--From July 20 to July
20 inclusive. 200 Jews have been ex-
nelled from Kiev and 100 have left
the city voluntarily. In the same
period GO Jews have been expelled
from Solomenka and 81 from Demien-
ka
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

II women are 10 be kept on the
farm. farm life must be made less bur
densome and more attractive 10 wo-
men. The conditions which result In
farmers wives figuring first on the list
in the statistics OF insanity are not
calculated to develop rural life at It's
best. Improve the motherhood Of any
section of the country and the section
will improve itself.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

Berlin. Emperor William has in
vited Marshal Fonseca. presldent.e!ect
Of Brazil. who is now in Germany. to
be his guest at the naval maneuyers
of Kiel at the end Of August
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12
TWO Dead in Kansas Train Wrecl

salina. Kan.-W r. Brown and
william Webb. brakemen, We're killed.
and three tramps We're injured Ia a
wreck Saturday caused by spreading
rails four miles west Of Lindsborg
Three other men are believed to be
hurled in the wreckage.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

with great tact the Minneapolis
committee in charge Of the Interna-
tional convention for the prevention
Of smoke entertained the delegates
at a banquet instead OF a smoker.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

A New Jersey man convicted and
about to die in the electric chair up
braided his attorney for "butting In
and saving him from death. The man
probably always has lived in New Jer-
sey. and scarcely could be blamed for
being disappointed when escape was
In sight
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12
Miner. Attack eompers.

Denver. Members Of the West
ern Federation OF Miners Thursday at.
tackled President Samuel Gompers OF
the American Federation OF Labor. dc.
claring that his retirement would be
the best thing that could happen for
working people.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

The razing Of twenty-five story
building in New York City to make
room on valuable ground for struc.
tire that will make adequate return
90 an investment Of 1915 per square
foot In the site shows that economic
conditions must be closely studied by
property owners who make improve
ments.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12
cate New hioh FLY Record.

Brussels M Olieslagers. the Bel
eian aviator. made a monoplare flight
Saturday 10 a height OF i,7l2 feet.
This Is new worlds record for mono
planes.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12
WANTS HER
LETTER
PUBLISHED
For Benefit OF Women who
Suffer from Female Ills
Minneapolis, Mimi was great
sufferer from female troubles which

caused a weakness
and broken down
condition Of tho
system. / read 50
much of whatLydia
l.. Pinkham's Veg.
etable Compound
had done for other
suffering women /
felt sure it would
help me. and must
say it did help me
wonderfully. NY
pains all LETT me I
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

Antioch. Cal.--One after another
four little children we're drowned IN
n tub near here Saturday by their
mother Mrs Joseph Mello, she had
become suddenly demented.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

New Jersey woman, married on
what she thought was her deathbed.
wants a divorce. II seems that the
funeral baked meats did colby fur
nish forth the marriage table"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

Two prisoners in the Jail at Coopers-
town. y. y. sawed their way 10 free
dora with a razor blade. That kind
Of razor blade is common enough.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

Boston. Napoleon Rivet OF Lowell
was executed Friday In the electric
chair AT the Charlestown state prison
for the murder OF his roommate. 10
seph j. Gailloux.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

Expert opinion seems to be that
woman who wears hobble skirt
looks Ike the sort OF a woman who
would wear the fool thing.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

That chauffeur who inherited sl.5OO
600 must have felt almost as happy as
when he reads his taximeter after an
all day shopping excursion.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

King George must be deliberate
ruler lie hasn't even discharged
fourth-class postmaster since he went
into Office
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

Prof. schiapareli. who discovered
the canals on Mars. is dead without
ever having had a chance to explore
them In a motor boat
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

Robins are reported to be eating all
the cherries In York state. nat Is
probably what the robins think they
are there for.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

Though the aeroplane could not con
duct a war all by itself II could give
the enemy a severe nervous chill
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12
THE LIMIT.

Landlady-Mr. Hall Roome Is aooV
the meanest man ever met
Mrs. Slowpay-What's the tFouOle'
Landlady-Wants me TO reduce 'ne
price of his board because he 'o''
two teeth.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

New York persists in the thought
that II Is a worlds taiE IN itself. 1t
has all the sideshows anyway
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

Peoria wants TO borrow 100000.
There are Others but they haven't
the nerve TO mention IT,
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

II the world were your oyster would
you open II now or wait until the oys-
ter season begins next September!
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

Going shopping for porch furniture
and bathing suits seems worth while
even on the hottest day
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

1t is the duty OF the law to punish
the man who is not now mereiful TO
his beast
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

Whenever invented the hobble skirt
must have had an AWFUL grudge
against womankind.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

AS a natter OF fact II is generally
supposed TO be warm at this season
OF the year.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

Summer life is one Iona sweet ice
cream.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

There are some knotty problems
that will have to remain unsolyed un-
I'll the hot save passes.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

No other man appreciates helping
hand like a man in trouble
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

Freedom doesn't always nrlhe n, 20,
pIness. but you'll notice tha' y
tied dog that bowls.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

Or Pierce's Pellets small susar-coafei eagv %
take rs candy. regulate ani iuNlENlhle Stomach
liver and bowels. ID not grippe.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

ALL UP-TO-DATE HOlstNEEfEHs
Use Red Cross Ball Blue. lt mahe' clothes
clean and sweet az when new All sroceu.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

The supply of talk always exceeds
the demand
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

The air will be free for a year. the
courts decide. Save your air.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

Many a budding genius has deyel-
oped into blooming idiot
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

Boiled down. the hot weather ad-
vice calls for temperance in all things
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

Ice water guiding can be overdons.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

Say. now. aren't these the days you
wanted two weeks ago?
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

Aviation is rapidly becoming the
nations favorite outdoor sport
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-12

Fcrchlidren teethins, suittue ihf kuu F., t.ae. n
uAmlnatlon alays pain cures "inl ruie' - ip. -
The Washington herald., 1910-09-25

great coat. his feet TO the fire, was try
ing TO correct certain chapters Of his
treatise. But every time he succeeded
In making his new experiences consist
ent with the theory OF universal evil.
JesSy confused lis IDEAS by bringing 10
him pot OF good ale or Just in showing
him her eyes and smile.
When summer came, uncle and niece
went walking together in the fields. Jessy
brought back herbs which he named and
which she classified in the evening. ac-
eording 10 their properties She betray-
ed. on these occasions a clear mind and
a charming, exquisite soul One evening.
as she spread on the table the herbs
gathered during the day, she said 10
Bogus: Now. Uncle Bog, I know by
name all the plants you have shown me.
There are those which cure and those
which console. wish 10 keep them and
make them known 10 others. I would
Ike TO have a big book TO dry them IN"
Take this one" said Bog. and he
showed her the first volume Of the treat
ise OF Human Errors"
When the volume had a plant in each
leaf, they took the following one, and
within three summers the masterpieces
of the doctor were completely transform
ed into an herb collection.
The Washington herald., 1910-09-25
REFORMING OF A CYNIC
Ten Bulky Volumes Written to Prove All Is Evil Serve to
Press Flowers and Plants.

| Translated for the San Francisco Argonaut from
| the French Of Auatole France.
| There lived in London, during the reign
Of Elizabeth. a savant named Bog. who,
under the name OF Bogus. became very
celebrated owing 10 a treatise on Human
! Errors" which he was compiling. Bogus
had been working on It for twenty-five
years, but had not vet published any part
Of IT, His manuscript. neatly copied, and
placed on shelves in the embrasure Of a
window. consisted of no less than ten vol
umes IN folio. The first one dealt with
| the error" of being bcrn-source Of all
other errors. In the following ones were
/ found the errors OF little boys and little
girls. of adolescents, of staid men, and or
| the old. those Of people Of various pro-
1 LESSONS, such as statesmen, merchants,
/ soldiers. cooks. political writer's sc. The
/ last volume, although incomplete. en-
bTaced all individual and professional er-
rors. And such was the concentration
of ideas in this beautiful work that not
a page could be left out without damage
TO the rest The conclusive proofs log
ically followed one another. and the last
one absolutely established the fact that
evil is the essence of life, and that, II
life is quantity, it can be affirmed with
mathematical accuracy that there is on
this earth as much evil as there is life.
Bogus had not committed the error"
of marrying. He lived in a little home
alone with an old housekeeper called Kat
which stood for Katherine. The sister
of the philosopher. Of less transcendent
mind than her brother, had. from error
to error. loved draper Of the city, mar
ried him. and given birth to a little girl
named Jessy. Her last error had been
10 die after ten years Of conjugal life,
and thus to cause the death OF the drap-
er. who could not survive her.
Bogus Adopts the Orphan.
Bogus took the orphan under his care.
out Of pity. and also with the hope that
she would supply him with a good exam
pie of childish errors. She was then six
years old. During the first eight days of
her stay with her uncle she cried and
would not speak! On the morning OF tho
ninth she said 10 Bog: Il saw mother;
she was all white: she had Mowers in a
fold of her dress; she scattered them
over my bed. but l did not find them
any more this morning Give them 10
me, mammals flowers"
Bogus noted this error. but in his COM
ment on 1t he admitted that it was limo
cent and somewhat pleasing.
Some time later Jessy said TO, Bog:
Uncle Bog, you are old. you are ugly,
but I love you well and you must love
me we'll too
Bogus took ur his pen. but, after an
effort Of thought, realizing that he no
longer was young and that he had never
been handsome. he did not note down the
childish remarks; he only said; why
must l love you. Jessy?"
Because 1 am small"
us It true" wondered Bogus. lis II
true that one should love little ones? It
might be so, for they have. truly.
great need of being loved. Thus can be
excused the common error of mothers
who give to their little children their milk
The Washington herald., 1910-09-25

who was a compositor in the Government
Printing Office for many years and con-
sldered one of the most expert men on
much Of the most intricate work.
Chris Auracher Is inhaling tobacco
smoke these days through a very hand
some made-in-GermanY- meersehaum, a
gift from friends
Claude Mcdonald, OF the Job room, is
proudly exhibiting a gold slipper sent him
from New York by Charley Duvenichs
since the return there of that bunch of
rooters. as a slight remembrance OF the
good time Claude gave them while here.
Jackson alley is mourning the absence
OF Capt. Jack Carr who is the life OF
that thoroughfare from to daily. He
is doing Atlantic City. and it IL a safe
bet he knew everybody on the Board
walk.
The Washington herald., 1910-09-25

and their love. I will have 10 revise this
chapter OF my treatise"
On the morning OF his birthday. when
he entered the room where he kept his
books and papers, and which he called his
library, be noticed q sweet perfume and
saw pot of carnations on his window
sill There were three scarlet flowers.
which the light kissed ioyously, and
everything seemed 20 smile in the solemn
room. The old armchair Of tapestry.
the walnut table. the antique backs OF
the books laughed in their binding OF
tawny calfskin and in their parchment,
and Bogus. just as dried up as they
were. began 10 smile as they did
New Name for the Treatise.
Jessy said 10 him. kissing him: See,
Uncle Bog. see, here is the heaven"-and
she pointed through the leaden window
at the light blue OF the sky-"then lower
is the earth, the f1owery earth"-and she
showed the oarnations-''then, below the
big black BOOKS 1t IS hell" These big
black books were precisely the ten vol
umes OF the Treatise of Human Err
rors, arranged under the window. IN the
embrasure.
This error If Jessy reminded the doctor
Of his work, which he had been neglect
ing for some time to go out walking on
the street and in the parks with his
niece. The chilli discovered a thousand
agreeable things and revealed them az
the same time 10 Bogus, who had hardly
ever in his life gone out into the world.
He reopened his manuscript, but he no
longer recognized himself In his work.
where there were neither flowers nor
Jessy. Fortunately, philosophy came to
MS rescue with the suggestion OF the
transcendent idea that Jessy was good
for-nothing. He chung the more strongly
TO this truth because 1t was necessary to
the continuation and possibility OF his
work.
One day. as he was bordering over this
subject, he found Jessy. who, in the liz
brary, was threading a needle In front
OF The window where stood the carna-
lions Ee asked her what she was going
to sew. Jessy answered; Don't you
know. Uncle Bog. that the swallows have
gomez
Bogus knew nothing about II; neither
Pliny nor Avicenna made any mention
OF IT,
Jessy continued: KAT told me so yes
terday."
Kat" cried Bogus; that child means
the respectable Katherine"
Kat said to me yesterday: The swal-
lows left earlier this year than usual;
this foretells an early and severe win
ter That is what Kat told me. And
then I saw mamma In a white dress with
a white light shining over her hair; only.
she had no flowers like the time before.
She said to me: 'Jessy. you must take
out of the chest Uncle Boys fur-lined
coat, and mend il il 1t requires IT,. Il
awakened, and as soon as I was up |
took the coat out of the chest, ana as il
is ripped in several places Will sew il
up again"
Scattered His Ideas.
Winter came and II was such as the
swallows had predicted It. Bogus, in his
The Washington herald., 1910-09-25
Not Even Condensed.

From kyeTybodys Magazine
MY dear. said the young husband as
he took the bottle of milk from the dumb
waiter and held it up to the light, have
you noticed that there's never any cream
on this milk?"
/ spoke to the milkman about It" She
replied. and he explained that the com
pany always iii their bottles so fun that
there's no room for cream on top"
The Washington herald., 1910-09-25
RULE FOR ALIM0NY DISMISSED
Government Printer Obtains De-
cisioR of Chief Justice.

Chief Justice Clabaugh yesterday dis
missed a rule compelling Stephens NJ.
Simpson, a cOmpOsitor in the Government
Printing Office, TO pay aIimony or at
torney's fees pending his wife's suit for
separation.
Mrs. Ruth r. Simpson, in her petition.
stated that the defendant had failed 10
support her properly. In HIS answer the
husband declares he has always support
ed his family, that his wife's mother has
insisted on living in his home, and that
she and his wife have involved him in
debt. He declares that on July ) they
moved away with all his furniture.
The Washington herald., 1910-09-25
As She L. spoke I'm Siam.

From EFeTybodys Magazine
This is an extract from a Siamese pa.
per that has an English column for for
eign readers: Shooting outraged Fear
full Agony-Khoon Tong was a man of
Langoon and on his return accidentally
shot at by some miscreant scoundrels.
untimely death, oh fearful! All men ex-
pressed their mourn. The cowardice dogs
is s,ill at large"
The Washington herald., 1910-09-25
The Joke that Failed.

Hoyster had reached home at 2.5O a.
m. and found his wife much awake
Now. dear" said the beIated man.
rather thickly. don't fly up in the air.
And why, pray?' very deliberately IN
auired the lady, breathing hard.
Because you might infringe the (nic)
Wright brothers patents. my dear"
chuckled Hoyster. just before she awaited.
The Washington herald., 1910-09-25

An interesting contest is going On in London BE-
tween old-iashioDed scrub Wcmen on one side and
scientists on the ether. each endeayoring 10 uroye
clean
The Washington herald., 1910-09-25

a guaranty
means everything
or nothing.

The business guaranty" universally featured and
frequently ignored that the buying public beginning
regard it rather in the light of joke.
The retailer guarantees article purchasing
1t detective and him for satisfaction He
tells that the guaranty by the and
that take the with the who
goods
Did have such an experience?
Another dealer guarantees satisfaction You ask him
if he will refund your money the article
factory No. he won't do You ask him if he will exchange
it, No; he can't do that Then know what the
guaranty means-and perhaps he can tell you
Everything that of S guaranteed
and this is what guaranty
IF an article purchased here shows any defec-aer the
of actual will remedy that defect your
isfaction replace the article without question.
personal guaranty, and We make it good
That has been the greatest factor In
ing and allowing
account in divided payments,
the quality goods If they want
o know it.
Come when need Furniture Carpets, any
description of furnishings make your home comfortable
Well give
PETER GROCAN eORf sSSs
The Washington herald., 1910-09-25

Australia leads the world in sheep farming recent
official figures creditiug the commonwealth with
more than 81 200 600 sheen.
The Washington herald., 1910-09-25
Scattered His Ideas.

Winter came and II was such as the
swallows had predicted It. Bogus, in his