The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-02-09

are now 81 a week more."-(Copyright
ed, 1910, by Associated Literary Press.)
HUNOR OF THE Day
MY my wife has cried only twice since
ions?" When told her couldn't afford
10 get: her set of furs for Christmas,
and when got 'em for her."-CIeveland
First Sweet Thing-She thought he was
such a good catch that she boldly threw
herself hers at him. Second Sweet Thing-The
loea! First Sweet Thing-Yes. But he
her.-Browning Magazine.
Landlady Ito 1odger)-Are you in the
Yes. What do you '" wants s Landiady-I
i foTg1t last to tell you had It fresh pain5sd
for two or three days!~Punch.
Mrs. Youngbride-Mrs. Smith says there
morning. Why is there never on yours?
The Milkman-Pm too honest, lady. that's
why l fill my bottles so full that there
amt no room left for cream.-Woman's
Home Companion.
like How SOP aJo6nny's automobile
IA has run down the cat and knocked the
Courier Journal.
-, Father said little Rollie. what is
in its commercial existence Il know
into a hotel and orders chicken hash
Washington Star.
must avoid all luxuries and confine our
selves selves to absolute necessities Hubby
night you came home from the club in a
S SaIJ;+ HuDoeyIYes. but that was an abb
soiute ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Blaetter.
son son Gotham-You mean the one in col
abolishing footbali oR, I is he Sa'ain foo 8l
pa pail I. piayer?" =, No, but he's studying TO
.. You used to tell me-" she complained.
for raS Jhere was only one girl in the world
didn't happen to be the one."Gchicago
Record-Herald.
for Stealing 70 hsns W man II f E mi nd
grand larceny in this country before long,
Journal.
Yeast-How have you been enjoying
ing the cooking? Observation-Disclosures L
get EN- all at the club now!-Yonkers
Inc Lady-What would you expect me
me NJ give eh yo9 II YOU'D split that wood for
ff ore m NUM- yerd halter give il be-
1 tism, as SO So, often applied to an actors
manager, 'is the force that draws Iollsrs
to the box office Star
What WON you you ai ais ls Gare for hin
told me that his love for me burned like
through life with him ''-LouisyiiIe Comr
ier-Journal
money or posterity?' asked the budding
poet Write for money, by all means
replied the IA M tfpd fST
Record.
a great many surprises in married life,
Ell? Mr.. Younghusband-I should say So
my wife is fonder of fried onions than
of ice cream.-Boston Transcript.
''He boasts that he mas bee, able - re-
nam t, bachelor, though exposed to all
a ahnIIt T. ar, He ought TO keep stIll
wants hin-and look at the guys that can
get married"'-Cleveland Leader
play is decidedly mystifying." said the
woman with the gentle voice. TT leaves
me ne, constantly in doubt, Does it real
"? said the one with the sweet smile
yes don't know whether to laugh
Or get angry. washington Star
thing FG eise have done s about
are they ever going to Introduce into
practical politics the wireless pull?"-
Baltimore American.
ssWhat ualxes vo,, o.
Financial matters Are y srouc Snort
this week. short? Say. I'm so short
that when my corns hurt / think I've
got acknowledgements Leader.
They Often DOT don't know how to
lodP me me D fris geils. fye tried singing
wants to go to sleep.'-LouisviiIe Courier
Journal
An Allegory.-Fortune came to a certain
mans door. 1t was sadly in need of paint
Ihe man is poor" said Fortune, land is
to enter but 10! the knob was begrimed
fellow: he is lazy said Fortune, and
went her way.-Boston Transcript