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The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27
WHAT EyERYBODY WANTS

Everybody desires good health
which is impossible unless the kid
news are sound and healthy. Foley's
Kidney Remedy should be taken at
the first indication of any irregular
ity, aud a serious illness may be
averted. Foley's Kidney Remedy
will restore your kidneys and
bladder to their normal state ac-
tivity. j. l.. Shell q Co.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

To the Voters of Monroe County. mississippi:
Pursuant to the provisions of Sections 4I22
and 4l2.. OF the Code OF Mississippi. 1896 and by
order of the Beard of Supervisors of Monroe
County. Mississippi duly entered the min
utes of said Board. a registrat ion of ali
qualified voters of Monroe County will be made
TINS year. and for the purpose of registering all
voters as provided for by law. will be at the
following named precincts on the following
dates to register according to law all voters who
are duly qualified Wis
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

and At the Circuit Clerks Office until and incud-
ing the 9Th day OF July. 1870 on which last men
toned date the registration for 1910 will close
Remember that this Is an entirely regisfra-
ton and il is necessary that all register who are
qualified under the law. Any person who will
be q years OF age BY November sth. 1910. will be
entitled to register. II otherwise qualified
The election laws require that each voter take
and subscribe to the oath provided under the
Constitution Of the State Of Mississippi and that
one party cannot register for another. but the
party desiring to register must be present and
sign the oath in the registration book in person.
witness my hand. this the 18th day of April
1910. w T. WARE
Circuit Clerk and Registrar Of Monroe
AlSjl1 County. Mississippi.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

The corn club met mt the court
house last Saturday and decided to
have the agricultural meet to come
off at reenrbier in October. The
prizes that have been offered by
various business men for the best
acre grown to cotton, corn, etc.,
will he awarded the winning con-
testants at that time. Numerous
boys and men have entered the
contest. and lively interest is be
ing manifested, which bodies well
for agricultural encouragement.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27
Orange Mint. SC.
MAIER's ICELEss FOUNTAIN.

Why not ride in . car? Phone
Peugh and the car will be at your
gate when wanted. The chargee
are right.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

Harsh physics react, weaken the
bowels, cause chronic constipation.
Doan's ReguIets operate easily, tone
the stomache, cure constipation. Csc.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

Everybody eats, or wants to eat,
biscuits made of Peugh s Self-Rising
Flour. Simply the best in the world
that's all.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

Foley's Kidney Pills are antiseptic,
tonic and restorative and prompt
corrective of all urinery Irregular
ties. Refuse substitutes. j. l.. Shell
& Co
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

ITCH cured in 80 minutes by Wool
lords Sanitary Lotion. Never fails.
Sold by j. A. Gay, druggist. o1-6m.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

Sweep, scrub, and cart away and
burn rubbish next week-Cleaning
up week, YOU know, Don't forget.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

Clean up the Ticks. Tick Emul
sion at j. 4. GAYS.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

Get your Tick Oil and directions
how to use, furnished by the Gov
eminent expert, at GAYS.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

Hello. Kid, where you going2
Alright, meet me at MAIER's.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

The neighbor that borrows every
thing but your trouble is not the
best neighbor in the world.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

You have tried the rest, now try
the Best, if you want a pair of
Glasses that fit.
MAIER THE OPrICIAN.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27
500 Reward, 500.

Tick Oil at GAYS, as prescribed
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

Old spiders. which have neither wei
nor the materials to make one. Otter
hunt about to find out the webs o
other spiders. younger and weakeI
than themselves. with whom they ven
ture battle. The invader generally
succeeds. and the younger spider Il
driven out to make a new web, ant
the old spider remains in possession
until a stronger spider invades thu
web and drives 1t out. When thus dis
possessed the spider seldom ventures
another attack. but tries 70 subsis
upon the few insects that may fal
accidentally into its clutches AM
eventually dies OF hunger.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21
MOVING DAY WILL BE COSTLY.
Chicago Viii Pay High for Privilege of
Yearly Change of Residence.


Chicago, April -Chicago's great
annual hegira, when $4,000 families
pull up stakes and migrate to some
other fiat, will be costly process this
year.
Landlords and moving van compan-
les have so arranged leases that people
can move only on May l. This year
the date falls on Sunday and as all
moving van people are members of
union labor, this means double price
for everything.
This means that every one of 35, 900
families, who will move on that day,
will be forced to pay Sc an hour for
the services of a van. In addition
there will be double price for helpers.
The moving fever, peculiar to Chi
cago, is a sort of tragic joke. People
move from one fat to another not a
whit better, pay an average of $40 for
moving, live off the mantels and sleep
in the bath tubs for week, see their
household goods wrecked and probably
find themselves in a worse community
than that which they left. Yet they
move every year.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

Changshu, China, April 19.-All of
the foreign-owned buildings in Chang
shu have been destroyed by fire, except
the British consulate. All the build
ings rented by foreigners have been
looted.
All foreigners have left the city.
So far as known, no foreign resident
lost his life.
The governor of Human province.
WI Tchung Stu, and his son, were
killed, and several other government
officials fled. Even yet a section of
the city is in flames. Six Thousand
foreign drilled soldiers are stationed
here and few of these protected the
governors house for a time, but soon
all Joined the rioters.
The riots began April 10, when the
famine sufferer looted the rice de-
pots A captain of police was wound
ed trying TO restore order. Thous-
ands crowded around him and his as
sistants, and he was obliged to flee to
the yamen- The rioters followed and
besieged the place all night
ne lonOWiuS udy Tue ufStulDduct
became anti-foreign. The Chinese In
land mission and the Norwegian and
Catholic missions were burned. The
other missions were destroyed April
Is. The missionaries attached to the
American Episcopal Missionary al
lance, the United Evangelical church
and the Wesleyan and Yale scientists,
numbering al in all, took refuge in
boats. They left all their effects.
The destruction of all foreign prop
erty, including the japanese consulate
and the British warehouses, followed.
The fate of the Standard Oil company
newly-erected tanks is unknown.
The rioters numbered no fewer thar
"a, 900.
Eight Germans attached to the Lieb
ENROLL mission were in town when the
trouble began, and they fed the city t.
Hankow in a junk without lights
They were run down by the British
gunboat Thistle and drowned. Anothel
report says that the men drowned wer'
Americans, but there is no confrma
tion of this.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

Salt "a obtained In the United States
In several different forms and ways.
From the mines 1t comes in blocks,
and from strong brines 1t is obtained
by evaporation or boiling by solar ,r
artificial heat. Boiling is either con
Quoted by putting 1t into long wooden
troughs containing steam pipes. or IN
large open pans Of Iron OF steel with
direct heat beneath them, or in large
vacuum pans in which the brine Is
boiled at a comparatively low pres'
sure, or It Is heated in closed tubes at
temperature much higher than that
at which brine boils under ordinary
atmospheric pressure st
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21
Trust AIIeged HoIdun.

Jefferson City, Mo-, April l9.-At-
torney General Major today filed with
Special Commissioner Judge Theodore
Brace the states brief in the proceed
ings to GUST the International Harves-
ter company from Missouri. In his
brief Major says: 1T is well within
the power of this company, in the alb
sence of any natural or business cause,
to increase the price on binders and
mowers to any extent it sees fit, and
the public is powerless to do other
than raise its hands that its pockets
may be looted"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

and the contents OF the wagon had
been distributed impartially over ter
ritory two blocks long and one street
wide.
NO" said the driver. as he surveyed
the wreck. Pm not going to do any
crying over split milk. but"
Thereupon he sat down on the edge
Of the sidewalk. and his subsequent
profanity, according to the testimony
OF everybody within hearing. establish
ed a new record.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21
Community Of Inters.t.

Profiting by the mistakes OF others
the two explorers. each of whom had
found the south pole unknown to the
other. held conference
What Is the USE" they said. -oi
wrangling over it7 We will write our
book Jointly. and will travel and lee
ture together. One Of US will do the
oratorical stunt and the other will
throw the pictures on the screen"
So they divided the spells. which
turned out to be quite satisfactory.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

Men 60 down to the sea under BIZ
lowing canvas In fewer and fewer nun
bers. the tin kettle" tramp now doini
the old clippers work, but Neptun
still exacts his toll from the square
rugged ships that are fated to float ou
upon the oceans. bound 10000 miles o
more. and never again be heard Of
Ten big sailers thus vanished In 1903
Last year eight wind-jammers Of larg
burden were recorded on the world
log Of missing ships. One was a.
American, the four-masted Fort Georg
OF Ito net tons. and there are FEY
enough OF ours left. Most OF them ar
swallowed on Cape Horn voyages
New York Press.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21
Wallace Mansion Burns.

San Francisco, April 1e.-Fire today
destroyed the old Judge Wallace man
sion on Van Ness avenue, which, after
the earthquake and fire of 1906, was
converted into Tait's Pompeiian gar
dens, one of the most fashionable cafes
in the West
Count de Salarazara, Spanish consul
at San Francisco, whose offices were
in the building, suffered the loss of
nearly all his consular papers and fam
lily heirlooms. His wife's dresses,
valued at 5000, were burned. The
building was valued at $4,000.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21
RaIIpIaxer Drops Dead.

Freeburg, ILL.,, April William
Schmidt, 20 years old, first baseman
for the local baseball team, was almost
instantly killed by pitched ball dur
ing a game with St. Louis team to-
day. He was struck over the heart
while batting and fell dead after taking
few steps toward first base. A cor
oner's jury was empaneled on the field
from among the spectators and YER
diet of accidental death was returned
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21
Lightning Hits Balloon.

Bitterfield, Prussian Saxony, April
19.-The balloon Delitzsch, which as
cended here last night, fell to the
earth with great force near the village
of Reichensachsen, about 20 miles
northwest of Eisensaeh, in a thunder
storm The crew of four men were
killed The balloon passed over Eisen-
sach at midnight and soon drifted into
thunder storm 1t is assumed it was
struck by lightning and that the gas
exploded. The envelope was in tatters.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

The Lawrence Times tells this one:
A reporter was sent to write up a FIRE
In a residence. Going to the door. he
inquired for the lady of the house."
The maid said she was out. Are any
OF the family at homer" asked the
scribe. mo. they are all out" was the
reply We'll, wasn't there fire here
last EVENING"" YES" said the hired
girl, but that's out, too."-Atlanta
Constitution.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21
To n. Called Early.

ION the morrow call me early.
Call me early. mother dear,
Said the maid unto her parent
AZ she brushed away a tear.
Are you going shopping, daushterf
Are you going out to diner
Or why should ] call you early.
Call you early. daughter miner
let me whisper to you. mother,
Let me whisper in your ear;
IT'S tonight / marry Early
Mr.. Early, mother dear"
-YonkerT ftatesman-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

Mrs. Jipes hadn't wanted to go Out
in the new automobile, anyhow. and
she was telling her husband SO In sew
eral different kinds OF ways
I'D rather have waited until I had
something Mt to ride in." she said. but
you just would have me come. II isn't
bit Of fun for me. and I'd like to-
Therel You narrowly missed running
into the curb. What do you thinh
you're doingi"
Tn taking q jawy ridel" savagely
answered Mr.. Jipes.-Chicago Tribune
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

you've got whiskers to burn" was
the suggestive remark Of the barber
as he inspected the long. stragg iina
beard OF the man In the chair.
"All right" said tho customer. with
= sigh OF resignation You can &C
ahead and SINCE en-
For he didn't know but the BARRIERS
next suggestion might be that he make
Furnishes OF them.-ChicaKo Tribune
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

They were drinking soda in the Gen
tlewoman's Club.
II WISH" said the fat one with gray
hair, that you could break my daugh
ter Nell Of bridge"
The young one in pink smiled faint
ly. Il did break her last night" she
said.-Brooklyn Citizen.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21
TO EXCHANGE,

General merchandise store right in the heart Of
Port land. West Side. main thorouzhfare. down
town: cash business Of last year $40 600. this Is a
fortune maker. value stock and fixtures from
$4,000 10 $4,000 VIII exchange for cash or live
stock or acreage. farm land or some good real es-
tate in Portland Describe your property IN full
Address Alb $50 Oregunian. Portland. Oregou.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

Traveller Gin Drearyhurst)-I think l
have heard that the people Of your
town are about to have its name
changed to something else
Uncle Weiby Gosh-Ther' amt no
foundation fur that story. mister.
You've got us mixed up with Oshkosh
CHICAGO Tribune.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

You look sweet enough to kiss."
says the impressed man.
so many gentlemen tell me that"
.oyly answers the fair girl.
"Ahl That should make you happy. .
But they merely say that" she TO
,lies. They merely tell me the facts
n the case and never prove their
statements"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21
KASPARILLA

This sterling household remedy has
long been recognized as the best and
safest Blood Purifier, the most successful
prescription or spring humors and such
disorders of the blood as boils, pimples,
oustules, blotches, sores and cutaneou
sruptious. Kaspari1la Is admitted to b
he best remedy for that lack of energy
and the peculiar debility so prevalent
Turing the close of winter and the opening
If spring. For arrangements of the d.
FESTIVE organs it is natural corrective
operating directly upon the liver and ALI
nentary canal, gently but persistentiy
stimulating a healthy activity. Iu
beneficial influence extends, however. te
every portion of the system, aiding in thu
processes of digestion and assimilation OF
lood, promoting wholesome, Datural
appetite, correcting sour stomach, bad
breath, irregularities of the bowels, con
stipation and the long list Of troubles
directly tracesble to those unwholesoms
conditions. Kasparilla dispels drowsi-
uess, headsche, backache and despond-
ency due to inactivity of tia hvex,
kidneys and digestive tract 1t II .
strengthening tonic Of the highest valus-
THE BEST SPRING MEDICINE
HoYr CHEMICAL. Co. Portland, Oregos
- :
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

In what shape" asked the reporter.
did your fugitive cashier leave his ao-
counts? Can you tell met"
I can. young man." said the presi-
dent Of the institution. 'and there's a
good story In IT. His accounts are not
only perfectly straight but they show
that we owe him a balance of $16s.37--
The trouble with that story" groan-
ed the reporter. lis that nobody VIII
believe itl"-Chicago Tribune
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

Yes said the proud young father.
we've got the little chap trained so
that II he gets lost. or somebody kid
maps him, he can tell his name and
where his home Is. Georgey. tell the
lady your full name and where you
live"
lily Willy Ujjey. ding kiddy WOO
Google teet." promptly responded the
bright little -year-old--Chicago Trlb-
une
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

Father" said the small boy with the
thoughtful. intellectual face. how do
you differentiate between an ambassa-
dor and minister"
differentiated" gasped the father.
struck all OF heap. but recovering
himself. I'VE pay the ambassador about
$500 more salary. my son. that we do
the minister
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

When other arms and other legs
The game Of football play;
And fair co-eds and wfspy sexs
Commingle in the fray.
There may perchancs In bleachers rise
The voice OF some old frat
TO say with sorrow and surprise
And so. it's come to thatl-
-ChicaRo TrfbunaA
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

He was an old darby. He wore no
overcoat. and the icy wind twisted his
threadbare clothes about his shriveled
body.
wind he demanded. whimiscally.
war vuz you dis time las Julyf--
Everybody's.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

-One OF these days" predicted Uncle
Allen Sparks. some ambitious Eskimo
will make his way. with great hard
ships. down to the EQUATOR. and when
he gees back home aud tells Of his suf-
terings and the wonderful sights he
saw he'll be hooted at as tho biEEest
liar in the arctic circle---Chicag
rrih,nna
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21
Pett;t's Eye Sske for 25e

relieves tired or overworked eyes,
stops eye aches, congested, infamed
Or sore eyes All druggists or Howard
Bros. Buffalo. N. Y.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

Il wonder why the De Ritches al
lowed their daughter to marry that
broken-down foreign count"
you know, they are just crazy after
bargains. and the count was slightly
damaged and very much reduced
Baltimore American
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21
Physicians Recommend Castoria

ASTORIA has met with pronounced favor the physicians phama
ceuca societies and medical authorities used by physicians with
results most gratifying The extended Of Casoa unquegnaby the
result Of three facts: fThe ndiuah evidence that it harmless:
sTha not only ays stomach and que the but ass
s the food THRIFT agreeable and perfect substitute for Castor Oil
absolutely SAFE does not contain any Opium Morphine other narcotic
and does not stupe is unlike Soothing Sup Bemans Drops Godfs
Cordial This good deal for Medical Journal say. Our duty how
ever expose danger and record the advancing health The day
for poisoning innocent children through greed ignorance ought to end To
knowledge Casoa remedy which produces and health by
regulating the system not by supplying and readers entitled to
the infomation.-HaU,sJ ournal of Health.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

Il see you're staying at a strictly
first class hotel, anyhow. How do you
find the accommodate ?"
Accommodations? There aren't any.
Everything I get is a concession
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

That man Blifhn lacks courage ant
energy"
Yes. confound him!"
why do you say that7"
because he was counting my wifi,
long before l met her. II he had had
little more courage and energy
But what's the use of talking about +
nOWPp
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

Brother Stoneking. how do you
think you are going TO like the new
preacher"
Il don't know; 1 haven't played q
game OF golf with him yet"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21
DYSPEPSIA

"Having taken your wonderful Casca-
cts for three months and being entirely
cured Of stomach eatsrrh and dyspepsia.
[ think a word of praise Is due to
Cascsrets' for their wonderful compost
ion. / have taken numerous other 90
allied remedies but without avail. and
ind that Cascarets relieve more in day
han all the others have taken would In
I year" James McGune.
Pleasant. Pzlstabie, Potent Taste Good
Do Good Never Sieken. Weaken or Grips.
Ice 25c. Soc. Never sold In bulk The gem
uine tablet stamped c C. Guaranteed b
cure or YOUR mons5 back.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

Reporter-Professor. what language
do you suppose the people nearest the
north pole speak?
The PROFESSIONALISM a question:
Polish, of course.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

s1-25 per Word Inserts Classified ads in IS lead
ing papers in U. s. Send for list The Dake Ad-
vertising Agency. s27 s. Main St. Los Angeles.
or u Geary St San Francisco. Cal
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

Mothers win find Mrs. windows Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their ehildrer
Turing the teething period.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

Nimrod had killed SO much big game
that the people had begun to complain
We'll have no wild meat at all "
he doesn't let up" they said. and the
cost OF living is already too hight"
I'm not killing for the mere pleas
ure of It," he retorted; I'm a faunal
naturalist. and 1 am making a coIlec-
tfOn"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21
CHINESE MOBS BURN.
Scarcity Of Rice Starts And-Fore-
ign Demonstration in Human
Consulates and Missions Destroyed
and Missionaries Flee in Boats
Eight Refugees Drown.
MISSIONARIES ARE MISSING.

London, April 19.-The Times
correspondent in his dispatch on the
Changshu riots, says the American
missionaries are missing. Their
fate is unknown
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-04-21

And he kept on Chicago
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-11-19
PAYS FOR MACHINE SWEARING
Hungarian Judge Recognizes Swear
er's Voice and Holds That tho
Charge VIII Stand.

Budapest.-An amusing case was
tried at Arad. In Hungary, in which
NJ. Schwartz, a gramophone dealer,
was sued for Islander uttered by his
instruments.
II WAS explained that M. Schwartz
slumbers had ben disturbed by the
singing Of girls IN a dressmaker's
workshop which was opposite his
bedroom. He protested to the man
ageress. but in vain.
One morning the girls were horri-
fed to hear the most violent abuse
and the strongest oaths OF which the
Hungarian language is capable
trumpeted at them from the mouth OF
gramophone placed in M. Schwartz
window on the other side OF the
court. Neighbors. OF course, heard
II. too, and the girls brought an ac-
ton for damages.
NJ. Schwartz declared in court that
he had been testing some new rec
ords he had bought. as there was a
demand for swearing" records to
amuse parties.
The Judge, however. ordered the
record in question to be played in
court, and as M. Schwartz voice was
recognizable. he was ordered to pay
FIVE dollars damages.