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Los Angeles herald., 1910-08-28
ROYAL COURT

Arlington Assembly No.
/ s held an interesting meet
Il ing last Monday evening.
The members and guests
7 partook of ice cream and
cake furnished by their
Los Angeles herald., 1910-08-28
MODERN WOODMEN OF
AMERICA

A circular issued by j.
O. Burgess, district deputy
gives the figure for increase
RuS/AUin membership in his dis
WAT<kV trict for the period from
Sl% January l to July l. inc
Los Angeles herald., 1910-08-28
FoREsTERs OF AMERICA

The annual picnic
and monster class in
itiation of the Forest
ers for the year 1910
are things of the past
and the members of
the local courts are
iubilant over the sue
cess of the two affairs.
The picnic last week
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13
POINTED PARAGRAPHS

"A mans friends are no better or no worse than he deserves
 There is more room at the top when the ele- vator isn't running.
 Forced honesty is like hothouse plant. It can't stand the cold.
 Soon the gay suburbanite will begin to raise blisters in his garden.
 More married men than old bachelors have been disappointed in love.
 There is something queer about the girl who cant be interested in irritation.
 Perhaps nothing worries a woman more than to have something to tell and no one to tell it to.
 We sometimes think the Lord created old maids for the purpose of making married wo- men envious.
 Women are supposed to be the slaves of fashion, but it's mistake. Men are the real slaves, inasmuch as they have to pay the freight.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13
DELICACY IN INDIANA

Managers of republican conventions and the framers of republican platforms have delicate task this year. Walking on pavement of price less fresh eggs without cracking shell is like falling off log compared with the tortuous course that wild-eyed, anxious republican man. agers have to thread, especially in insurgeHt states-or states where insurgency has grown brave and is able to express itself.
 The Indiana convention on the whole, did 1t rather we'll Its platform hurrahs for Beveridge, which is good and which shows that the in- surgents are in the saddle. It gives three cheers and tiger for T. Roosevelt and whisper for Taft It is loud in its approval of an honest protective tariff, and mum as an oyster on the infamous Aldrich-P Payne Taft bill. On the whole, this is doing very well indeed, and it affords an excellent example for other republican conven- tions, showing them how to become delicately ex- pert in their prodigiously ticklish task of steer ing between the jagged rocks that iercely thrust their ugly fangs up out of the channel at embarrassingly frequent intervals.
 Senator Beveridge must fight the democrats for reelection, and he must also fight those sta- wart captains of the republican old guard, Hem enway and Watson. If Beveridge, valuable in surgent, isn't reelected, democrat will take his place. There is no chance there for another Aldrichite to break into the senate.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13
JUNGLE JOE" IS NO BLACK SHEEP

CannOnism means the republican party, and there is no way of getting around this fact. To rid the country of Canonism, it is necessary to deprive the republican membership of congress of the balance of power, and to replace repub- lican president with democrat.
 Only few words are necessary to place these statements beyond successful contradiction:
 When the Burleson resolution providing for the unseating of Speaker Cannon was introduced in the house on March 19 all but nine repub- licans voted against it. By their votes all but nine of the 219 republicans showed they were Cannon men to the extent that they were un- willing to vote against him.
 So much for the republican membership of the house of representatives. As body it is on record Page 349O of the Congressional Record) as standing for Cannonism.
 Now as to the last two standard bearers of the republican party:
 Ex-President Roosevelt, in letter to James E. Watson of Indiana in 1906, said: "With MT. Cannon as speaker the house has accomplished a literally phenomenal amount of good work. It has shown courage, good sense and patriotism such that it would be real and serious misfor- tune for the country to fail to recognize"
 President Taft has co-operated with Mir. Can non since the day he became president. Not long since, at banquet in Washington, President Taft mentioned "Uncle Joe' as being in the Abraham Lincoln and Andrew Jackson group of statesmen.
 To all practical ends, therefore Cannonism and present day republicanism are synonymous | Cannonism dominates all but one-twenty- fourth of the republican party. This is the an swer we get by dividing 219, the total republican membership of the house, by 9, the number ot republicans who voted to unseat Speaker Can non. Partisan republicans, by the use of penc and paper, may verify our figures, but they can not disprove them.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

it was attacked in court, and within few weeks we shall know whether the tax it imposes is constitutional or not
 "The next thing is this attack on its publicity provision. The proposed amendment will lock up the information given by the corporations so it shall only be made public upon order of the president himself The president is given ex- elusive information about corporations, which he can use, if desired, for political purposes.
 "I am not ready by killing the publicity clause to help this administration out of hole It has used its corporation tax law, and especially the publicity provision, as weapon to kill the in- come tax and the inheritance tax. 1 am not ready now to help it emasculate the corporation law by taking out of it the vital essential of publicity which the president at that time ad- vised the house of representatives and the sen ate was the important consideration for its passage"
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR

Money goes such long way m these times that it never can get back home again.
 A girl thinks you are making love to her when you ask how her mothers cold is.
 An ugly man seems to think he has some spe- cial license to expect pretty girl to marry him.
 A man who likes to argue gets maddest about it if he can go on talking when it's all over.
 "A fellow isn't half as ashamed to admit to a woman that he went to prize fight as he is to a man that he lost bet on it.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

It may really be that young Jim Garfield will be put up against Judge Harmon for governor. Senator Burton is for him. Senator Burton is a Taft man. Garfield is a Roosevelt man at heart and that makes combination. The great effort of the republicans will be to capture the home state of the president and in that way strength en Mr. Taft for his second term. Senator Bur- ton won his own seat by long service in con- gress, as most of the senators won theirs. Can Mr. Garfield, who has had high places because he was his fathers son, win on his own merits the governorship?
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

The odd feature about those who talk about the trying position of holding public office is the reluctance with which they retire to private life. Possibly they fear that would be even more try ing.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

Some papers state that there has been fall ing off of marriages in this country on account of the high cost of living. What has become of that ancient history that two can live cheaper than one?
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

The man who protests that the kiss of an ugly girl is as sweet as that of pretty one, is wise person. His compliment gets the first class, and the second rush to run him in error.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

Judicial authority in New York has ruled that the title to a seat in street car belongs to the man who first gets it. The man who "saw it first" must look farther.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

account, but the trouble is that it is caviar to the general, because in the nature of the case it cannot support press agent.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

If that tariff commission had only existed be fore the passage of the PayneAldrich law the president might shift some of the responsibility for that measure from his shoulders.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

A janitress cleaned up New Jersey bank by putting the money in her scrub pail and carry ing it off.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

A woman can keep on believing in her hus- band just to be able to hope some day it will come true.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

As could reasonably have been expected the price of frogs legs have also taken jump.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

Professor Laughln proposes to establish a new aristocracy of the simple life. Every man can start an aristocracy of that sort on his own
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

Will Mayor Gaynor's noisless Fourth extend so far as to put ban on Tammany oratory? Or has he already reduced the tiger to speeches. condition?
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

Mrs. Ranges-I am always outspOken.
 Mr. Rangles-And I am generally outtalked
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

If the advertising columns are fair criterion, it would seem advisable to do your summer shopping early.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13
MORNING SMILES

Diner-Is there any soup on the bill of fare !? Waiter-No, sir; there was, but I wiped it off.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

Reverend Gentleman-Do you know, my friend, that half the cases of cancer are caused by people smoking those foul, dirty, short, black clay pipes?
 Son of Toil-And do you know, guvnor, but alf the black eyes are caused by folks not mind ing their own business?
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

Some of those cabinet changes being talked about might help little.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

Ignorance is like dark cellar to man. He must look up and scratch up to get out.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

Unrepealed English law still gives English men the right to sell their wives. Why not to sell, since in every country it is lawful to buy?
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

The younger democrats of Nebraska are urg- ing Mir. Bryan to be candidate for the United States senate. The older heads are discreetly silent
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

The strawberry short cake begins to loom up on the gastronomic horizon
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

"The menace of Roosevelt" is the way some of the writers put it. They must have gotten a Taft view point.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

Tammany regards it as bitter sarcasm for any thoughtful person to thank it for having given New York City such mayor as Gaynor.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

If Old King Menelik tried half as hard to die as the newspapers would have him he would have been dead one long ere this.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

Zelaya planes the United States for his down. fall, but he isn't up-to-date for if he was he'd blame Uncle Joe.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

Mistress-Why did you leave your last place! New Cook-Th' missus was getting too inde- pendent.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

Those insurgents who still declare they like Mir. Taft have no right to complain. MT. Taft is now as still as mouse.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

4 THOUGHT FOR TODAY The Driters against religiOn, aclile they oppose eUery system, are WiSely careful never to set ap any of their OVn.
 Burke
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

Johnson will at least know much about police courts when he meets Jeffries. It's cold day when he fails of arrest
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

Blobbs-The suffragettes believe in the equal ity of women, don't they?
 Slobbs-Not at all; they believe in the superi- ority of women.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

Lady (to applicant t)-Yes, I advertised for a maid of all work. Are you an early riser?
 Applicant -Indade an Oi am, num- At me lasht place Oi was up an had breakfast ready an the dishes washed an put away an all the beds made before anybody else in the house was up.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

COue true.
 Mistress-Why did you leave your last place?
 New Cook-Th' missus was getting too inde- pendent.
 Blobbs-The suffragettes believe in the equal ity of women, don't they?
 Slobbs-Not at all they believe in the superi- ority of women.
 Dentist-Don't you think that you had better take gas?
 Patient-No, I would rather have toothache than pay the gas bill.
 "Why can't that prima donna sing more than twice a week."
 ''I don't. know,'' answered the impresario, 'unless it's because she tires out her vocal chords arguing with me about salary.''
 "People seem to be growing very frivolous" ," said the conservative man.
 ''Yes," answered Mir. Sirius Barker "Life used to be one grand sweet song. Now it's a perpetual musical comedy" He-But I tell you what it is, Maud, if your father is at all unreasonable shall put my back to the wall an-er-er-
 She-And keep it there. That would be the safest position. She-Don't you think woman's suffrage would be fine thing? He-I know I could always persuade by wife to vote as I wanted by telling her I intended voting the other way. "You have wife beater in jail here?'' "Yes." ''Here are some roses for him"
 "Sorry, madam, but he doesn't accept any flowers less expensive than orchids"
 Nell-What caused the coolness between you and Jack?
 Belle-He told me he was unworthy of me.
 Nell-Oh, but they all say that.
 Belle-Yes, but believed him. Frend-What on earth are you going to do with that painting of yours?
 Dauber-Can' t you see? I'm rubbing piece of raw meat over the rabbit in the foreground Mrs. Aishodde will be here today, and when she sees her pet dog smell of that rabbit, she'll buy it.
 Lady (to applicant )-Yes, I advertised for maid of all work Are you an early riser?
 Applicant-Indade an Oi am, mum. At me lasht place Oi was up an had breakfast ready an the dishes washed an put away an all the beds made before anybody else in the house was up
 Reverend Gentleman-Do you know, my friend, that half the cases of cancer are caused by people smoking those foul, dirty, short, black clay pipes?
 Son of Toil-And do you know, guvnor, but 'alf the black eyes are caused by folks not mind ing their own business?
 REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

Entered the posoffce in Globe Arz secondcass mail
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 The Silver Belt has larger paid circula- tion than any daily newspaper in the world published in city with 12, 900 or less popu- lation
 4 THOUGHT FOR TODAY The Uriters against reHgion, acki1e hey oppose eUery system, are wiSely careful never to set up any of their Own.
 Burke.> Some of those cabinet changes being talked about might help little.
 The strawberry short cake begins to loom up on the gastronomic horizon
 Ignorance is like dark cellar to a man. He must look up and scratch up to get out As could reasonably have been expected, the price of frogs legs have also taken jump. A janitress cleaned up New Jersey bank by putting tue llOIley III ucI SCIuD pdll dIu CdTTy- ing it off.
 If the advertising columns are fair criterion, it would seem advisable to do your summer shopping early.
 ''The menace of Roosevelt, ' is the way some of the writers put it. They must have gotten a Taft view point.
 Zelaya planes the United States for his down. fall, but he isn't up-todate for if he was he'd blame Uncle Joe
 Johnson will at least know much about police courts when he meets Jeffries. It's a cold day when he fails of arrest.
 Those insurgents who still declare they like Mir. Taft have no right to complain Mr. Taft is now as still as a mouse.
 If Old King Menelik tried half as hard to die as the newspapers would have him he would have been dead one long ere this.
  Tammany regards it as bitter sarcasm for any thoughtful person to thank it for having given New York City such mayor as Gaynor OuIepedleu EllSllSH law Sllll gives men the right to sell their wives. Why not to sell since in every country it is lawful to buy? The younger democrats of Nebraska are urg- ing Mir. Bryan to be a candidate for the United States senate. The older heads are dscreetly silent.
 Will Mayor Gaynor's noisless Fourth extend so far as to put ban on Tammany oratory? Or has he already reduced the tiger to speeches. condition9
 Judicial authority in New York has ruled that the title to seat in a street car belongs to the man who first gets it. The man who "saw it x first" must look farther
 The man who protests that the kiss of an ugly girl is as sweet as that of pretty one, is a wise person. His compliment gets the first class, and the second rush to run him in error Tor; hoJ tod bo
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

Friend-What on earth are you going to do with that painting of yours9
 Dauber-Can't you see? I'm rubbing piece of raw meat over the rabbit in the foreground. Mrs Aishoddie will be here today, and when she sees her pet dog smell of that rabbit, she Fl buy it.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-04-13

Dentst-Dont you think that you had better take gas?
 Patient-No, would rather have toothache than pay the gas bil
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-02-14
PRO" SPRINTERS
AFTER CARTMELL
New Champion Can Have Plenty of
Matches If He Will Accept the
Challenges Coming His Way.

PHILADELPHIA, Feb l4.-Hardly
had Nathan J. Cartmell. the former
University Of pennsylvania Splinter.
set foot on the Merton with tue
worlds professional, sprlnting cham.
pionship than the Red and Blue run.
ner was beset with challenges.
Few OF the men who want To run
Cartmell have any Idea that they can
beat him, but they think that by TAX
ing some 20 per cent OF the receipts
for their trouble they will be we'll paid.
IL is the old story q a man willing 10
be beaten for losers end OF the
purse
In order 10 win the championship
Cartmell had TO 20 to England as an
amateur and run a season. He kept
his eye on the professional end of thu
game. and still captured just enough
amateur races TO have them guessing
as TO his ability To beat the champion
OF the world. who al that time was r..
A. Postel OF England.
Lawton Robertson. the coach OF tho
Irish American Athletic Club, wants
&c run Cartmell for the sprinting
championship in New York.
He suggests that they run two heats
OF 70 yards and 220 yards. His terms
are nice, but they must be 220 yards
and 1870 yards before "Carty" VIII no.
tice them and they must be accom-.
panied by a side bet OF at least $1,000.
posted in the hands OF sporting ed.
tor OF one OF the newspapers In this
civ
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-02-14
WISCONSIN SEES
DIRE CONSPIRACY
But Tom Barry Is the Boy Who viii
Be Sent Aloag To See That Foot
ball Isn't Revised Backward.

MADISON, Wis. Feb IA move
ulent is in progress TO send head
coach Tom Barry OF Wisconsin uni
versity. 10 New York. 10 protest
against a restriction OF the forward
pas and shortening the distance
which rootball team shall be requlr-
ed to advance in three downs without
losing the ball.
This movement has developed out
OF charges made by DR.. Charles Nc
Carthy. assistant football coach OF the
university, that Coach Williams. Of the
University OF Minnesota Is in con
spircy with big eastern universities
70 reform the gridirOn game back
wards and place it where IL was In
the days OF the old smashing style Of
play.
Or. Mccarthy alleges that the foot
bail rules committee is not acting on
Inc square.
The big colleges have had hard
time of il for the past few years, be
saws. Under the new rules, Dls
teams have often been defeated by
smaller. lighter but brainy eleyens.
When the forward pass and open play
we're brought in by revision Of the
rules. the mass plays formerly IN
vogue became passe and light teams
prevailed against ponderOus machines,
whereas previously IL was beef which
always won
Coach Williams and most OF the
big easterners. never liked the new
game and they are now trying 10 undo
The work that has been accomplished.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-02-14
BIC BASKETBALL
MATCH TONIGHT
spaldings and Y. NJ. C. A. Meet In
First of Series For the Best Two
In Three Mortal Combats.

At the Y. NJ c. 4 gymnasium this
evening the FIRST OF the annual local
championship games OF the season
will Le staged. the home five meeting
the Spaldings who are generally be
lieyed their most dangerous rivals.
Tonights game is the first OF series,
best two in three.
The Spaldings will have in line the
same team which defeated Hope and
the y. NJ. Gordon and Merz will
play III forward. RoXborough at cen
ter. and capt Bullion and Ulorich al
guard positions In case substituuons
are decided on Manager Grogan has
Himberg and Hamil for forward posi-
tons and Moebs FOR guard.
The Y NJ. e. \. will have Stock
ham and Boosey al forward. Branston
at center, and Bourne and Capt VII
son AZ guards.
According 10 the announcement
from both camps, the teams viii start
playing very safe. conservative
game and no rain OF shots can be
reasonably expected IN either basket
The score. unless one side or the
other goes To pieces. Is pretty sure 10
be a small one.
The y NJ. c. A. is generally tay
ored by the local basketball sharps
but there are few OF the wise ones
willing TO predict even in the home
gymnasium. margin OF more than ~
points.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-02-14
TURK-PoLE TONIGHT.
Zbyszko and Mahmout Will Wrestl'
Fer First Chance At Gotch.

Zbyszko and Mahmout Will WrestIe
Fer First Chance At Gotch.
CHICAGO, Feb. At will be Po-
land against Turkey tonight at the
Coliseum. when Yusiff Mahmout will
undertake 20 throw Stanislaw Zbyzko
CyhanicwicZ twice in one hour or lose
the match. The prize Is the chance
to meet Frank Gotch champion OF
them all in the wrestling game -Four
other bouts have been provided by
the Empire Athletic club. Jimmy rs.
son and Raoul de Rouen are down for
the wind.up. In other matches Max
Iuttbeg will Try conclusions with
rremblev OF Montreal for the light
weight championship Waiter VII.
loughbv and Ernest Kartye are match
cd az 1873 pounds There viii ne a
one.faII match between Cyclone Burns
aud another man not yet picked.
Jack Herman. the Poles manager,
said his man would be within a pound
AZ .2S when he stepped 10 the center
Of the ring with the Turk. During
the past week Zbyszko has not done
so much travelling as usual and has
been able 70 put in plenty OF time
running and walking on the roads
lie secs the value now Of the Amerl
can STYLE of training for a contest.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-02-14

Baseball is peculiar game in
more than one respect, hot perhaps
it's stranges, angle is the way players
fail and make good again without APP
parent reason You'll notice that
word apparent"
a typical case is that OF Dick Hob
litzell one OF the National leagues
star first basemcn and also one OF
the leagues hardest hitters
Hobby" as the big fellow Ia known,
didn't look very good early last year.
and had been laid on by Clarke Grit
fifth I'm favor Of chic Autry now with
St Paul Disconsolate because OF his
poor showing. he looked forward 10
the day when he would change his
uniform for that OF minor league
club, when one DAY az The league
park he spied "a likely looking bit OF
/ timber. apparently ownerless
Hobby" picked mp the bat. heited
I n and carried it TO the club house
where ne secreted II i'm his locker. or
the handle end was inscribed the let
ter III" which 10 the player meant
the bat was intended for him and haC
come from some mysterious source.
with other Red reserves. Hoblit
cell PLAYED an exhibition game Will,
Autry, with the regulars, was ON tn,
road. and the down-hearted one de
termined to give his find a tryout 10
luck. Il was a great day for Hoblit
cell He met tAe ball squarely on IN,
seam every time up and amassed
fancy average The stick couldn'
help landing the ball safe apparently
The power of the mystic II" wa
not exhausted then and there, for tn
next day Hobby" received wire oil
ders from Griffith to join the team
He Joined in Boston and spread fea
I'm the hearts OF the pitchers
That series was one OF the mos
eventful In the youngsters life. Tn