davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14

the left; at the same time a current Of
air passes In on the right at and as
shown by the arrows passes out on the
LETT, at the same time drawing a cur
rent OF air through the ventilating
SHAFT at C. The same object would be
secured II the wind blew from the CD.
posite direction. 1t is important that
the cupola be divided into two sections
as shown at d so that the wind can
not pass directly across from the hole
to the opposite side. II desired. four
compartments may be made as shown
at so that the wind may be admitted
on two sides OF the cupola SO that
there would be suction to this draft,
no matter from what direction the
wind might coCo
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
Better Than a DRUG.

"The late Senator Plat" said an
Albany legislator. had cynical wit.
Talking about politician who had
changed his party. he once said 10
me:
Circumstances alter everything
political views. religion. even health
why. I've got friend who is nj.
hicted with insomnia 1 n its worst
form. and yet every morning that
man sleeps as sweet and sound as n
newborn babe when his wife crawls
over him to start the fire."
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
GOOD Jokes
HOW HE WON OUT.

oh, George" she cried. in perplexed
tones. I'm afraid we must part"
Part? Why must We part. dear?
he echoed.
On account OF father" she replied:
he fears We would be mismated. We
are so very different, he says
In what way are We so different?-
ne asked. with show Of dignity.
Well, father says / am OF such
ready and willing disposition, while
you seem $3.50 backward, so re-
iuctant and hesitating: $3.50 loath
TO come to the-the point. don't you
know"
He does. does he7" clustered
George. bracing up. and the very next
afternoon she was showing her girl
friends how stunning it looked on the
nnger OF her left hand.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14

or the prevailing winds and covered
with doors hinged at the top but
swinging freely. has been used with
success. When there is no wind the
doors hang so that the cupola is partly
open on each side. but as shown in the
Illustration. when the wind blows from
the right. the door Oh that side is
closed by the force of the wind. The
other side, however. is open and there
Is always a chance for the stable air
to pass out and no chance for rain or
snow to blow down the shaft. II de.
sired, doors can be placed on all four
sides OF the cupola
Though this arrangement is salts.
factory SO far as removing outdoor in
huences from the interior system of
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
Pasteurizinu Mill

To pasteurize milk or cream IL sim.
ply to heat the same TO about 100 de.
grees, then rapidly cook the liouid
by this process the Tactic germs or
germs which cause milk 10 sour ara
destroyed, but the germs which cauee
milk to become putrid are not do.
stroyed. Experts claim the danger ia
That dirty milk may be pasteurized.
hence the operation may be dangerous
or. at least, disappointing from the
reason that one cannot tell Just when
putrifaction may take place. The lat.
ter cannot be detected until II reaches
an advanced age, as pasteurized milk
or cream may never grow sour. vet
may contain germs fraught with dan.
ger. Many physicians also claim that
pasteurization reduces the digestibiI.
ity OF the milk or cream.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14

ventilation is concerned. the principal
point Is the retention OF wind force to
assist In ventilation when only the ami.
NAL heat In the stable Is available to
produce ventilation. The assistance of
the wind is OF great service and should
be taken advantage of as much as pos.
sible. A method OF securing this ad.
vantage is shown In the large picture
herewith. AS the ventilator shaft ter.
inmates in a square. rather high GU.
pola twice the size OF the shaft. Open.
ings OF reasonable size are made oppo
site each other In the walls OF this GU
pola and In line with the prevailing
winds. as shown at n. Doors are made
to ut these openings. connected as
shown ut b and hung from crosspiecs
below the roof of the cupola Near the
bottom of the cupola are two or three
holes about inches in diameter de.
pending on the size OF the cupola. The
ventilator shaft as shown at G extends
above these openings but terminates
slightly below the larger ventilator
openings.
In operation, the door closes rs
shown at a on the right, and opens On
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
He Had No Ely. for Color.

There came to the home OF a negro
In Tennessee an addition to the fam
lily In the shape OF triplets. The proud
father hailed the first man who came.
along the road and asked him in to.
see them. The man. who was an Irish
man. seemed greatly Interested In the
Infants as he looked them over. lying
in row before him.
What does yo' Think" asked the
parent.
"Wauf'-pointing to the one In the
middle think I'd save that one."-
Everybody's Magazine.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
Wise Johnnie.

~Johnnie!"
"Yes'm?"
why are you sitting on that boys
tace?"
why, L"
Did l not tell you to always count
hundred before you gave way to
passion and struck another boy?"
fes'm. and I'm dom It; I'm just
settln on his face so he'll be here
wnen I'm done countin' the hundred"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
currants and eooseberrles-

A. Hittinger is an extensive grower
OF currants and gooseberries He lives
FIVE miles from Boston. Every plant
Is propagated on the farm. lie has a
beautiful nursery Of currants, the
plants being very thrifty and vigorous
Both OF thess fruits root readily from
hardwood cuttings. They should be
cut in the fall, stored in moist Gel.
lar or buried and planted as soon az
the ground can ~ prepared in tai
spring.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
Ramies' BIunder.

hames. Jr.. had been caught with
the plumber in his rooms What a
chump I was" he sighed bitterly, '.rot
to have told the officers / had made a
pleasure tour Of the country and had
collected these articles from the diff
ierent summer hotels as souvenirs"
And just then Sherlock Holmes
ioomed up in the distance.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
In the Old Farmhouse.

We'll. III declared" exclaimed the
city boarder who reads every item In
the papers before breakfast IF here
isn't an account of a sacred COW dis
covered in Egypt and said to be 1000
years old"
That accounts for It," chSsskled the
ex-clown boarder as he stirred his
oatmeal.
Accounts for what?"
why. bet this butter was made
from the cream that COW gave at her
last milking"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
A SOCIETY MAN.

Mrs. Parvenue (engaging cook
My husband is very particular and en-
tertalns a great deal. He's a promi.
nent society man, and
Bridget Malone-Sure. thin, he ought
to know my cousin, Dan Malone. He
belongs to most livery society OF liver
heard of.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
In the Front Rn,.,

A Denver society girl was out on n
ranch recenely. Upon her return N
her home her mother asked her n che
had seen any little chickens out there
NO" replied the girl. the woman
told me none had been Matched yet
but that she had four hens seated.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
RAIN AND ROBES.

Life amt all sun an roses.
As people ought to know:
III wasn't any showers
The roses wouldn't grow.
Life amt all easy sailin'.
They's brakers more or less:
III wasn't any failures
We wouldn't know success
The roses need the sunshine.
Also a little rain:
Lie needs a lot o pleasure.
Also a little pain.
Too much OF one or t'other
Is harmful. goodness knows:
Then let US keep on hopin'
To blossom like the roseI
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
Opinions Aired.

Were the commencement exercises
interesting?"
very. The time was divided be
tween advice from public men on the
selection of career and suggestions
from graduates on how to run the
government
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
Bores Barred.

A reporter asked Mr.. Roosevelt at
the Outlook office how he got through
so much work. and at the same time
saw so many people. 81 shun bores,"
was the reply. II don't waste min
ute of my time on bores. DO you per-
ceive that have only just one chair
In this room? You see, my hunting
experiences have shown me that great
bores are always of small caiiber."
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14

What sort of a clerk does Ia
maker"
Hes open TO argument. And when
can convince him that a piece OF
work comes within his province and
that he was hired to do It, he is EN-.
Client.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
Her Observation

did you know" said the scientific
boarder, that a clock ticks faster in
winter than in SUMMER"
NO, wasn't aware that a clock
did," answered the landlady. but ]
know a gas meter does"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
His Point of View,

John, dear" queried the young
wife. glancing up from the physical
culture magazine she was perusing,
what is your idea of a perfect fig
ure?"
Well" replied her husband, $780,
600 may not be perfection. but it's
near enough to satisfy a man of my
simple tastes"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
Conductor-Got a ticket?

Conductor-Got ticket7
Countryman-You kin bet your crop
of oats hev.
Conductor-Let's see Il.
Countryman-Young fellow, you
don't seem ter put much confidence in
Their passengers on this here road.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14

the highest authorities advise allow.
ing the lambs to run ahead OF the
ewes and moving the ewes one pas
ture ahead each week. thus the ever
and lambs are changed every week.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
Not a Fraction.

Bleeker-How's your better half this
morning, old man?
Meeker-Better half! What do you
mean by that?
Bleeker-Why. your wife, of course
Meeker-Huh! She's not my better
half-she's the whole thing.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
DISCOURAGED.

Parker has given up all hope Of
getting a divorce from his wife"
why SOP"
He tried the old device Of opening
the Bible to see what text he would
hit and his eye met: In their death
they were not divided The Widow
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
A Sage's Summer.

solomon sighed
Think OF the number OF plants I
have to remember to water while they
are all away for the summer" he cried.
Herewith he doubted his title to
wisdom.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
cltina Him 70 pronf

do you believe that love is blindY-
Sure"
Wen. I don't"
Il don't see how you can doubt II
when you look at the man your wife
married."
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14

l have come 10 sec that cleverness,
success. attainment. count for little;
that goodness. or character, is the i'm
portant factor in life.-Romanes
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
Short STAY.

Did you hear about Twillerf-
No; what about Twiller?"
He dropped in to see a friend, sat
I'm window to cool OF and dropped
out"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
LOOKING Forward.

In the great future there will come a day
When we a path OF confidence may
tread
And learn exactly what our great men
say,
Instead of what somebody says they
saId
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
SoclabllltX Threafnned.

If the reformers great could fix
All troubles for tho nation
What would we do for politics
To help out cnnversation7
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14

The price of cigarettes has gone
up"
"Geel The cost OF dying is trying
70 keep up with the cost of llvingl"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
Perhana Both

Russia has ordered oscar Hammer.
stein not to come there"
Us that because she has IL in for
Hammerstein OF for the United
Btates?"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
An Eeotist.

There was n man in our town
Who was so vain and proud
That twas simply impossible
To lose him In a crowd.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14

First Twentieth Century Girl
never had any opinion Of Adam. A
man who could excuse himself by
saying 1.-The woman tempted me" had
none OF the instincts of a gentleman.
Second Girl-What could you expect
Of the first man? You know IL takes
three generations to make a gentle
man.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
Even HIs credItora

Sanderson-Does your new autome
bile go by electricity?
SWIFT goes BY everything.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
PERFECTING HOOP OF HORSE

foot Of correct proportions is
shown In the second illustration. A
line drawn from front part of leg
strikes little distance behind the cen.
ter. The bones are at the proper
angle affording strength and free &C.
ton In travelling.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
Exclaimed.

yep. our new town is growing re-
markably fast We're mighty proud
of It,"
How many churches have you
got?"
There amt any churches yet, but
we've got 81 automobilesl"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14

One-half the world is busy trying to-
separate the other half from Its coin.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14

Send for literature and ask the local Canadian
best distrIcts In which TO locate, and o
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-09-14
WILL MAKE HIS HOME IN CANADA.

= BrhIncrd, Mimi, Aug lat, 1910
~ am going TO Canada week from today and
Intend 90 make my home there. Ny husband has
been there sir weeks and Is we'll pleased with tho
country; so he wants 10 come as soon ns pos
sible He filed on claim near lands, aask, and
by his description OF IL IL must be a pretty place
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-24
HAD EXPECTED
A B o u T 900
Citizens Feel That Enumerators
Have Not Done Full Justice to
City-Portsmouth, With
33,1eo, Shows Remarkably
Good Growth - Balti-
more Drops to Seventh.
Virginia Cities
in Census Returns

Washington, d. c., September c3.
Population statistics for the fol-
lowing Virginia cities were mnde
public to-day.
Norfolk, G7.45c, increase. :o,s:s,
or 44.7 per cent, over 1904 IN 1000.
Portsmouth, 33,190; incrensc, 15,-
763, or 0O.o per cent, over 1927 in
1000.
Radford. 4,:o:, ms compared with
1874 in 1000.
Norfolk county, yn, o:,744, as
compared with 5O,7sO in 1900.
The population of Savannah, Ga,
is 65,O64, an increase of 1O,s:O, or
100 per cent, as compared with
54,c44 In 1000.
Population statistics of the fol-
lowing Massachusetts cities also
were made public.
Fall River 11O,2D5, an increase Of
1892, or 1873 per cent, over 1Oi,s83
In 1900.
Cambridge, 1O4,s39, an incrensc of
1903, or 14.1 per cent, over 01,sss
In 1000.
Lynn, so,3s6, nm increase of 2o,s:3,
,r 3O.4 per cent, over 8s,513 in 1900.
Chelsea, 32,452, a decrease of
bG20, or 4.s per cent, under 34,O7c
in 1900.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-24
cLARK's KEYNOTE
Before Democratic Editors He Outlines
Coming Battle.


Coming Battle.
St Louis, Mo-. September 2s.-Pre.
liminary to the opening OF the fall
campaign in Missouri. nearly 200 Dem
cratic editors from all parts of the
State. attended a banquet tonight and
line the issues. His speech was con-
sldered the keynote OF the forthcom-
ing political battle. Mr.. Clark said
in part:
"The circumstances which surround
us presage a Democratic victory. DEM
ocrats in the House got together and
fought together during the year 1910.
and thereby set wholesome example
to Democrats throughout the land.
For more than year Democratic pros
poets have grown brighter until we
seem to be on the eve of sweeping
victory.
"We want to win such a victory this
fall as Will put hope in every Demo,
cratic heart hetwixt the two seas and
make the elections this Sesr. and 7tRss
years hence duplicates OF the eiectIoos
| or 1890 and 1899.
TT Is constantly charged that the
ner.o'tnii tien. This R IS not NJ true. II entrusted
with power the Democratic program.
Mr.. Clark said. would include re-
basis; an increase of American trade
by reciprocity treaties with foreign
nations; abolishment of all superhuous
offices; a reduction of Federal appro-
priations; restoration of our merchant
marine; strengthening OF our antitrust
laws; enactment of Comprehensive con-
servation measures; improvement OF
our waterways: exposing of Republic
can extravagances In the departments
and the submission OF constitutional
amendment providing for the electlon
of United States Senator's by popular
70
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-24
TABLES ARE TURNED
Witness Has ProsccutOr Busy Answer
ing Questions.

New York, September 23.-The tables
were turned to-day, when Representa-
of the Merritt legislative inquiry into
his own hands, and, much to the anluse-
ment Of the court room, had M. Linn
Bruce, counsel for the COMMITTEES, busy
making answers.
Judge Bruce was questioning tho
witness about his account with Elling-
wood & Cunningham, brokers, in the
days when he was at Albany
Were you a candidate for office In
t90lg'' he asked.
II was"
"Did you receive a contribution of
$500 from George Tracey Rogers, a
special partner in the tlrm?' Rogers
was at one time president OF the
the representative OF kindred interests
at Albany)
The witness thought. he had.
do you know OF any reason why
Rogers should have contributed to
your campaign fund.-"
NO reason" replied the witness,
lmperturbabl "and may say right
here that in the matter OF political
contributions, there is no such thing
as tainted money"
Money that is not traced to Its
source
you mean that you. never aues.
Mr.. Malby laughed. You're as goot
a. judge OF that as am" he retorted
remembering that Judge Bruce hat
once been Lieutenant-Governor and J:
no primary scholar In politics him
self.
II never received cent of campaign
contribution affirmed Judge Bruce
hotly. abandoning his questions.
| Possibly some might have been Sc.
| cured" suggested Mr.. Malby.
| II never received or secured any,
i persisted Mr.. Bruce, and promptly ex-
| cused the witness.
Aside from this brisk passage at
arms, the most notable development
OF the day was the failure of lothian
p. Aids, late of the State Senate. and
other membArs of the Committee on
Railroads In both House and Senate,
to explain how they were able to sell
their holdings of New York Transpor-
tation stock at IA, through Ellingwood
&. Cunningham. when the market price
! hovered between 1 IA and 4.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-24
SIXTEEN LIVES LOST
Train piUnRcs Into Greek swollen by
Cloudburst.

Clayton. Kan. September 23.--Six-
teen persons lost their lives and thir-
teen others suffered Injuries In wreck
to-day OF a westbound Rock Island
passenger train trimming to Denver
from Kansas City. The injured will
recover
The wreck was the result of a cloud
burst, which carried out steel bridge
dry creek into torrent many yards
wide. The water washed out nearly
4 900 feet OF track also The train.
running at full speed, plunged into
the gap. The locomotive and the mail
car went into twenty feet of water.
smoking car ahead of 1t. Several pas
sengers In these two cars were killed
almost instantly. Others were carried
into the raging stream with the wreck
hours before the bodies could be re-
covered.
Passengers In the Pullman and tho
other day coach were hurled from their
who were able hurried out into the
storm and gave what assistance they
could to the injured.
Other injured passengers hurried to
CLAYTON. two . mile. ava ,t:, and sent
quarters. Within half an hour physi-
clans and nurses and a wreck train
were h.Irrying TO tho scene from Nor
ton. Colby and Goodland. KAN and
Phillipsburg. Neb. IL WAS nearly night.
however. before the last body was
recovered from the wreckaEe in the
river.
Members OF the Topeka baseball
team of the Western League were
occupants OF the Pullman. but all es-
capped injury.
Nearly all those killed and hurt
were in the smokin- car and the day
coach mex, to It, The dead include the
engineer. the fireman. the conductor
and the brakeman, all the trainmen
except the rear guard and the porter.
Ali the slain passengers lived in Kan
sas and Colorado.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-24
"JACK-POT" ELIMINATED
Word Is Considered Objectionable In
Democratic Plntform.

Word Is Considered Objectionable In
Democratic Platform.
East st. Louis. Ill. September
23.-After vigorously denounctng So
called Jackpot" legislation in the
draft of the platform which was pre-
sented to the Illinois Democratic con-
vention hero this afternoon, the resoln-
lions committee late day eliminated
the word Jack pot" from the platform
as originally drafted on the ground
that 1t was objectionable.
The platform indorses trusts and
favors the rigid enforcement OF all
anti-trust laws
turns 10 roads. government control
snd physical valuation on which 10
base rates. Personal liberty, cnnser-
walton, rad laws and a tariff for rev.
,enue only are !ndorsei.
The Republicans are denounced for
not revising the tariff downward.
A closing paragraph consratulates
Insurgents recently have obtained
! Victories
The name OF Lee o'Neal Browne. who
| was recently acquitted of bribery in
connection with United States Senator
| Lorimer was both Kissed and cheered
| when he was named as the member of
| the resolutions committee from the
| Twelfth District
The internecine war OF the Re-
| publicens has enveloped the whole
/ land and TO even the culiest mind the
eviderces of Republican dissolution
1 must be apparent" said Congressman
| Chsmp Clark. addressing the conven-
the victories of the Democrats in the
! recent primaries and elections. and pre-
dictsd that tho next House OF repre-
sentatives VIII be Democratic"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-24
DEATH OF LITTLE DoRRIT

Mrs. VI. G.. Haymnn, Original of Dick
ems Character, Passes Away.
London, September ga link with
Charles Dickens has been severed by
Hayman. one of his close personal
friends, who is said by her family to
have been the original of Little Dorrit,
She would have reached her eighty
first birthday next month
Mrs, Hayman's father was solicitor
living In London. and was for years
an intimate friend of Dickens. The
novelist was a frequent visitor at his
house and took keen interest In all
the members of his family.
Mrs. Haymans brother, who died
while still lad, is said to have in
spired another Dickens character, Tiny
Tim The boy met with an accident
while at play being impaled on some
ratings. but he was CHEEKY little
fellow in spite of the injury that made
HI m a crinnla u. E-I
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-09-24
BOTH NEAR TO DEATH
slbley ana wife n,

Representative sibley and Wife Re-
ported to He critically Ill.
Franklin, Pa. September 23,--Mrs.
Republican Representative from this
district, now under Indictment for the
alleged corrupt use Of money In an
effort to gain reaomination, Is seriously
III and supposed to be dying, Her hus-
Sibley, a millionaire, expended $4,000
In his campaign for denomination. He
succeeded hut because of the scandal
attending his campaign and his illness
declined the nomination. The ordeal
seriously impaired his health, and re-
Gently when his case came mp for a
hearing. 1t was found necessary to
postpone It, t,an account OF his illness.