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Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08

War is something awful, according
to the late General Sherman, but If the
lighting companies insist on fight,
the city administration will try to ac-
commodate them.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08
CONSISTENCY
Counsel (to female Whats

Counsel (to female witness)-What's
your age?
Witness-Twenty- mine, sir.
Judge docking up from his papers)
Did you not appear before me some
ten years ago?
Witness-I did, my lord.
Judge-And was not your age on
that occasion also 30?
Witness-It was, your lordship; but
what l says I sticks to. I'm not one
Of them persons who says one thing
today and another tomorrow.-Ideas.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08

The Humboldt Times has issued a
forty-eight page booster edition that
is eloquent of the progress that Eureka
is making; for no town that WASH
aggressive and progressive would sup
port so good a paper as the Times
is daily showing itself to be.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08

With the temperature at Yuma 120
while it is showing on Lake Michigan,
the weather of this big land is about
as homogeneous as the Republicans in
congress.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08

Oscar LAWYERS bitter experience
while acting as though he was presi-
dent" ought to convince him that
Taft's job is not as much of snap
as some had supposed.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08

Chicago has passed new hatpin
ordinance, limiting the length of pins
women shall wear in headgear. There
should be many applicants for the job
of inspector under that ordinance.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08

Cooking school teacher in Illinois in
sists that the doughnut is healthy.
Our experience with sinkers is tnat the
only healthy part of the blamed thing
is the hole.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08

Some one asks what has become Of
Don't know What we'd like to ask is
what has become of those new st.
Gaudens $50 gold pieces?
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08

Three congressman lose seats" says
a headline. Yes, and before the in
surgent voters get through with some
of them they will lose the rest of their
official trousers.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08

President Taft is going to pay $1,000
out of his own pocket for the privilege
of visiting Georgia. Now, it would be
worth that to visit Southern California,
but Georgia
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08

Since Governor Gillett never did pro
pose to do anything about what he
calls a frame up, the Hon. Jack John
sons opinion of Gillett is about as im-
portant as Gillett's opinion of the fight.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08
Public Letter Box

TO CORRESPONDENTS intended
for publication must be accompanied by the
name and address of the writer. The Herald
gives the widest latitude to correspondents,
but assumes responsibility for their views.
Letters must not exceed 300 words.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08

Let the Los Angeles baseball club
read over the building figures and the
bank clearings and act accordingly. 1t
is time to make that percentage figure
grow.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08

That is to say, Mayor Alexander
would like to have 'em throw some Of
their light on their intentions.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08

If Charles K. Hamilton is going to
try a transatlantic aeroplane voyage,
let him look to it that he is immune
to seasickness.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08

The exchange that suggests Mr..
I.aFollette is the salt of the senate"
will not find unanimous acceptance Of
its eulogy. Some Of the mossback
senators think he is entirely too fresh.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08

Experts say the county is paying too
much for the new court house elevator.
That is to say, elevators are going
up"
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08

Rev Fl. B. Barton of Brooklyn says
there is no hell. Well, nobody can dis
pute his assertion from absolute knoWl-
edge.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08

Dispatches say the boys at the col
leges have taken up aeronautics. How
ever, it is nothing new for some college
chaps to fly pretty high.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08

The Pennsylvania railroad has raised
the wages Of 5000 employees. says a
news dispatch. But was it the rail-
road or the people who pay the
freight2
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08

Good morning; have you signed any
referendum petitions this morning?
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08

Los Angeles welcomes everybody be-
tween now and election day but old
Gen Apathy.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08

Wait until Teddy lands, and then
you'll see who are the regulars and
who the insurgents.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08

Pretty near time to lay in supply
of arnica and bandages for Willies
Fourth of July.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08
CONFESSION OF WASTE

You think you are very busy. We
can convince you that you waste half
your time. We do, and everyone does.
-Atchison Globa-
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08
AT THE THEATERS

AUDITORIUM-D
BELASCO-"The Dollar Mark"
BURBANK-"Paid In Full"
GRAND-"The Parish Priest"
Los ANGELES-Vaudeyille.
MAJESTIC-James x. Hickett.
MASON-Dark.
OLYNPIC-Musical farce.
ORpHEUM-Vaud
RINCESS-Musica farce
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08

On all matters pertaining to advertising
address Charles R. Gates, advertising man
ager
Los Angeles herald., 1910-06-08

MFRS. WILLIAM H. HoUSH presided at
XU the reciprocity luncheon at Christo-
AL pher's Yesterday. and also had charge
Putnam patriot., 1910-03-11
 WOODSTOCK

r. fl. Hinriehs spent sunday in town.
 William Child and wife attended the meeting of the Pomoiogieal society in Worcester Wednesday.
 A pleasant time Is anticipated at the chapel social Friday evening with Miss Mcclellan and Mis.i.ester as hostesses.
 Mrs. William Child has consented Ia supefintrnd the work of the Pansy Band, and they met at Nalle yside on Saturday.
 chauneey Child attended state meeting in the interest of agriculture on Wednesday.
 Miss Ella Perley gave tea Wednes. day afternoon in honor of Mrs. Bar- nard, sho Is her guest.
 Letters from Miss Edith Hall report a safe but rough voyage. She is now in fhessals with party on an exca- ating tour
 Mrs, F. F Bingham spent last week at home.
 Ms. Clarence Child has during the past week visited Mrs. \. C. Hubbard al Beverly, also relatives in Marble head.
 Middlesex Banking Company bonds due April ist will he paid now by ap- plying to tsea. +. shaw.
 Delicate Easter cards. booklets and nature prints, for Easter al Jeweier Shaw's
 Ton can get the stamp:reqnired TOT marking butter at Chandler k Morse \.
Putnam patriot., 1910-03-11
poAsFEr

March came h 70 tgmhlike t1s. the farmer. are hssfiing aho1k EeftrsS resay for their spring york, b1f sso1ok. 5s.s. we sssii see more of winter yet
 J9tu 9,xs~yeEsof gs te k< married 0n Monday evening sf sir o'clock 70 Mss Helen Barr0ws io North Aitiessore, and aSurfbess the relatives from here VIII attend.
 The friends af Miss EEi1or Mathew syr gre 9lsd ts Beaf that she is feeoF- ergaz from pDezmoni8 ss fsf5dfs a@ lsos@ihse fcf oDe Nbo hos been 70 stek.
 Peter Kennsdg,s sister sarah is ss the Day Kimbsll hospatzi iil SitA gsDegmoois
 Nrs. Alfred Bnr2s entertained tbe whist ei1D Ne6Desd J. and ss tfse ai- fernooa 28s a pleassBt one good number were 0at.
 arx. Ralph -aein. Jf.. Wifh hes son. has faea visiting sf the -AtIia home 4tesd Sbe is ou her sst to y0In her husband at his work lo Northern Feuasyl auis.
 Mrs. Fgli0s has been haEiug Dum- Der of trees on her place cut down and psft of her hedge refn0k e1. The lattsf e to D% feiiaeea B1Nsftf NH DrAtrFS+ Mrs saa Niss Elliot expect to come 70 Pomffei The Isst of Aprli.
 Miss Julia Grossenor is visiting in PbiIadelpilia.
 Mr. and Mrs. Roy Davenport Are staying for the present with If. H. Davenport.
 Mrs. Overlook and Miss Gladys Moves gre spending a week in New York.
 Miss Katherine Moves spent s few days with HIss EIinor Mathegson last week.
 Middlesex Banking Company bonds dne April ist will be paid now Dy aIe- plying to Geo. F. shaw.
 Delicate Easter cards. booklets. and nature prints for Easter. ai Jeseler -naw g.
Putnam patriot., 1910-03-11
THE eDIroRs REPLY.
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 A fenss.gfanes. Asrf1reT szzrs cz me Co xir4sa1a t7fy~ ~ass s8Gsrk Tzaia- and In hls lerssTe he cGfas ths case ef a yoeag Meridian who Lad aie1 iron tAe e1eets of hzif pig ssf hraaey-
 .sTaae ezss. was wei lzasNn oBs- 5ni bad treea pinf ef aAlskF. nof 2 saif faat of brzady. ftsf lad ki .e5 aae ssssh. az8 eesnseq1sez.fIJ ] as -An- faers e cerrsxfsssoenrs' Han aH tzss EateTps.se wasn't 4st0aas1ed when ] aof fhis ieffer the daT after tAe lesc fure.
 To seftse g l,et piease sfats ia yoslF vaIaable paper mAeeheg tae fouRg fsaau referred fo ia Lasf nlgaztas seaafs=fazize lecture drank half pin 0l eraasig or 2 pint of whisky. Constant Reader
 My repy te tbls Nas
 6 Constant ReadeTe-A pint Of W5ls- ky.
 The reply appeared. as vas our rule. the week after lts receipt. but meanwhile sehooIieaeber had Srat ten lB for a cold cure -he school teacher. too. bad adopted the signature of Constant Reader and be EisfoOs our other correspondent answer foi his own. Luckily. though. he had . good constitution. and fhe next day hs wrote fu to us.
 Dear EdItor-Thauks for yafua ble cure. It worked spleoaldly. The cold is completely gone DOW and nothing remains but q bad heaeAehe from the plat of whisky. Constant Reader ,"
Putnam patriot., 1910-03-11
poaFPET LANDING

George Hicks and wife of Abingdon called oe Ms Jane White and Mrs. Barker =s8aay.
 Miss Annie Grimes, who has been aith her grandmother near DasYille the past winter, is at hume for few daes
 Sifs. F. MaIiey went to Weeasoeket asi week tp visit her daughief. II fss T Allen, Hho k again quite sick.
 F Jackson, wife and children ef the ssest paft uf the toWa visited her par ents. II = Gongdeu and wife, recently.
 Mrs. Fay of Abingdon Is helping her mother. Mfs. J. White.
 Mt and Mrs. William Darling re- turned Saturday night from q four aeeksi visit in the city of New York also friends in other parts of the state and his father. George Darling of Mid dletield, Mas.
 Mrs J. White cut the thumb of her left hand so severely that she needs help about her house work.
 Eilery Baker, young man, cut his knee, fesaming work befoEe II was properly healed. A doctor was called te redress the wound.
 Me had A good supply Of water for the days Use from the thunder storm Monday morning.
Putnam patriot., 1910-03-11
 Couldn't Blame the rfsh.

A hroad minded dominic. whssSe paf ish was near the headwaters of IL. Susauehanna. had anaong his parisA loners character who was mere pnae tuai at the fishing hole down hy ths river than he was at church on Sun days hTight and early one Mondas morning this Sabbath fisherman calico the preacher to the door and presented him with very fine and tempting string of piekeret The domiase was very profase with bis thanks for ! gift that was indeed welcomed
 But, lusk herr. parson, said the man. sun retaining the dsh. these fish were caught yister.ay and maybe your conscience wou't let ye eat 'efn i"
 "Never mind that" and the dominic stretched out his hand for the string there's enc thing certain. the pickerel we're ncf tn hianse"
Putnam patriot., 1910-03-11
AeiaaTos

Mrs. Sharpe. e.entertained the Ladies Aid this week Thursday
 Mrs. CovelI and her daughter Gladys are recovering from an attack Of the measles. Herman and Ellsworth are boarding at Ms. MeGortyis until quarantine fs removed.
 Mr. Wilbur has had a telephone in- stalled al his home.
 dr Vaughn WAS In town on Sunday
 Ths pleasant weather sunday morn- tug brought many ont to church who srfe @eH repaid by nearing NIT. Buft's < excellent sermon.
 Miss May sharpe of this place is nea teaching In East Haddam.
Putnam patriot., 1910-03-11
soothina the Weary

Mrs foarck Is taetfBi woman. skiilfnl and calm. as Is shown hy the way sue handles her sometimes gn- rgly husband
 Mir Poarck came hone very late the otter night from an important poiit- ieal gathering In the hail be kicked up rather A row. grow Ing saa sweaF- Ing Co himself III his wife called to him from upstairs.
 Whats the matter Uly dear
 Matter -hle-ls. AH faarek shout ea. that there's two hatraeks here. aad dunno which oue Q hang my hat on,''
 ~nui you've got fa9 bats haven't you = said Mrs. H6afE seotbingiy. Hang one eB each faeE and cuile up to bed You're tired
Putnam patriot., 1910-03-11

The American Board closed it's books free of debt on September 1, the re- oeipts for the year being ssss .5s3- -ss. . the largest in our history. We are now started upon the Centennial Year which we plan 10 make notable in many ways. We have started an Every Church Movement, looking to securing a gift from everyone Of the eoes Congregational churches. This means that more than aeo N hieh gave nothing last year will fail into line. VIII yoo look to your church and see that Il Is a contributor This k the most favorable time for churches to raise their full apportionment for the American Board. If they do this we shall have a round million dollars this year. Pastors are asked to preach a centennial sermon and 10 distribute a Centennial Leafiet. We plan to make 1910 great missionary year.
Putnam patriot., 1910-03-11
A~r,e.. Bors cesseasiai Hym.
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 Tbfoazs I.sg. saos oeataries rolzHg hy Win lsissss q esefaisy. Al ls.s. tas caris Meas hezses sre
 shsazfas
 As. sos fhs gsGn ufz bs fzsfze5 Yst tsil 7hs ears tbezr eyele- raa, And III Tsy work sesa,. scarce hegaG- Ya.sa .zssfsy sa oas eeuzurE's heaF .fslsogaa bared Hss a-rz zsta pg~ess Flasg side iae zste= iz asejeai izuds. Prom Is,ssf.zl sniGlsoas asossd tas b4ads- Hase IszsF lLz. ssateeraft, sclseee, goaa. Ar5ss au4 spesa Iiis paFPose olai Iaspsre1 ees seFzsSs, wsnzssH ter feet Arrused ,heu with fxitb al fses to nee,. Alnixhsy Fstser. S&Esoar. Ffieads Ia ave fesore ThY swsg ~< bend. Emos~er oar sggfs to read sFsgbf Tlseea tokens ol Iaf bye Abd might; Ie see oonpergjug everysbere The a1z~eF fs our dxsy prayer Thy kiax3oz coma, Thy sill be done, Is every lsEd 5y every one
 FhAsaEs J. DyER
Putnam patriot., 1910-03-11
A Nirnini, RnlIss Mt.

shortly before Miss ouid's marriage she was at q dinner ia Richmond with several lawsers. one of whom was d noted Muue hanSen. He was also q desperate driuker and held long ses- sieus He vas bsastlnS of one case in hioh he had earned S-.e.0o fee and then spent it oa single spree. He table ael4hher asked Mss 6laid if she credited fhe story. Her answer vas prompt mlsh doubt the storie, ea3u. bug hes al right fer thd atl. mated bust De Ieon's "negies ant Reaux.
Putnam patriot., 1910-03-11

II would cost i shall have mother here for nlee iong visits
 James turned oh her excitediy. What wear that old brown thing another seasoat guess not he ex. claimed yeslsmently. You go right down to your taiior's today and orr der something handsome. Remember. please. that as my wife you have q certain position to maintain,."
 The wife bowed her head in sub mission. oH her lips played a peculiar smile.
Putnam patriot., 1910-03-11
She Wsn

James wife had a rather hard time. is rule. te coax money ont of him for new clothes. although he always wanted to see her well greolned. She wanted q new dress. and she wanted 1t badly. SD she resorted to diplomacy. At breakfast she said
 James. have decided to do with out new dress. and with the money
Putnam patriot., 1910-03-11
This Is aa Easy Test.

Shake Aliens Foot Ease in one shoe and mol In the other and notice the diff. ference Just the thing to use when raooers or overShoes become necessary, and your shoes seem to pinch. Sold everywhere, sSc. Don't accept any substitute. 7-la
Putnam patriot., 1910-03-11
Outraaed.

A travelling phfenotogist visited vil- lage and advertised lecture Dur ing the performance he offered to ex- smine auy one's bumps Tor q dime. \ burly blsessmith's helper said he would have his bumps examined. and ns De took his place another maa V his- iened in the phrenologist's ear:
 Hes very fond of veal
 At thls hint the phrenoiogist nodded gratefully He then read out the black. smiths bumps, eresiitlng hlm with all sorts of virtues. and nnaily he said Ia loud positive tone:
 Now come to your diet. Gents. if there h one thing In the world our subject doses oa fl Is veal Way
 Buf the sentenc~ was never finishesi. The blacksmith rose suddenly and knorked the phrenologist down-
 ''Biast yer. he roar~d. -whsrs it got so dc with you if l did steal . calfy'
Putnam patriot., 1910-03-11
Have Purpose.

Ii does not matter whether man toll for months on few ine hes of his celor ln day so only that Il be with a solemn purpose that be have tiiled his heart Nith patience or urged his hand to haste Ruskin.
Putnam patriot., 1910-03-11
No Latitude

An Irhh school Inspector was ex- amlninx . class In geography. He had prcpounded question regarding longi. tade and received . correct answer trom the lad undergoing the ordeal
 And now.- he sAid. what is iAti- ondsYs
 Aftsr | brief slisncs bright young- efse with . usssy tvinkls tn hb ey@ ontd:
 .PsasA sR. VI hav0 = htieude h lrehn4 rathsr says tAs BritisA eov- srnmeat wea't allow - aay.--Laadsa ocrapa
Putnam patriot., 1910-03-11

Saturday from , b and 10 to iZI o'clock p. m Admission a eents elIIdfen u cents.
Putnam patriot., 1910-03-11

For mild, easy action of the bowels, . single dose of Doans R<xulcts is enough Treatment curcs hahltual constipation. 2s cvats . box. Ask your druggist for then.
Putnam patriot., 1910-03-11

SILK PONGEE, in about fourteen of the best spring shades; also Rough Pongee in changeable effects, ? inch wide, soc
Putnam patriot., 1910-03-11
Poultry Keepers

Start the sessoni right by matching chicks from eggs of our heavy winter laying strains White Wyandottes and White Leghorns. sl.00 per l3. 75 per cent fertility guaranteed, otherwise eggs replaced free. Invite inspection
 of our stock and yards. Gareau X Oat- ley, HI School street, City. 1o-lap
Putnam patriot., 1910-03-11
For Sale.

The Hoyle property on South Main si rect opposite lhe railroad station, ap- wards of 10, 800 square feet of land A line site for the new post office build ing or any other public editiee. The first brick block built within the city limits stands on this land. Has al ways been and always will be central in location. MRS K. NJ. HoYIE.
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The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-11-08

Miss Billie Burke, the beautiful
American actress and greatest ia
vorite on the English stage, is
about the most enthusiastic mother
in the land. Of course, she is only
a foster mother, but she isn't let
ting that interfere with her moth
ering" duties.
Although but nine years older
than her adopted daughter, Billie
has perfected set of rule" and
regulations for her daughter
Cherry" that will work wonders.
Billie is sure of that.
Billie adopted the sad-fI iced girl
when Cherry's real mother. Billie's
friend, died, and she Is determined
to duplicate her own sue less and
happiness for her adopted laughter.
"First," says the actress-foster-
mother, every woman should have
some means of livelihood, > ind, CIV
en- talent, the stage is the best pro-
fession for women. because itS re-
II am training Cherry t0lbe gen
tie, for gentleness is, next TO truth
fulness, one of the greatest wom-
anly virtues.
Il have taught her that the do
nestle animals are our little
brothers and sisters and that we
should treat them as such.
81 tell her that for selfish rea-
sons alone we should be as I'M
selfish as we can. Give out love
and oceans of love come to u.s."
II Alk things over with Cherry
and explain why 1t is better to do
one thing than another-better for
her and for Others"
Cherry Is being taught music,
dancing and French. Later on she
will go to an English school, be-
CAUSE her fostef mother wants her
to have the low voice and charming
diction of the English woman. ENG
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-11-08
IMPORTANT
NORTH HILL
MEETING

"A meeting of the North Hill I'm.
provement Club has been called for
Thursday night by the president of
the organization, E. ]. Tamblen, for
the purpose of discussing the as
sessment roll on the proposed North
Side trunk sewer. The assessment
roll is set for hearing before the
city council November %, and it is
important that all citizesn interest
ed be present and hear the matter
discussed. Some matters will be
presented at that time, in this con-
nection, that will be well worth
looking into.
The trunk sewer assessment af-
fects all property between Mont
gomery avenue on the south and
Rowan avenue on the north. The
assessment district runs east and
west through the Fourth and Fifth
wards, from the Spokane river to
Hillyard. The cost of the sewer,
as per the contract let, is $465, 900.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-11-08
WHITES AND
NECR0S IN
BIG FIGHT

MUSKOGEE, OKLA, Nov. s.
When white election officers at
Fussey Creek precinct, in Wagon
err county, attempted to prevent
negroes from voting today, the ne
groes, who outnumbered the whites
10 to 1 in that district, drove out
the whites and took possession of
the polls.
In response to appeals for aid
from election officers at Coweta,
the nearest white town to Fussey
Creek, two automobiles carrying 10
armed men with rifles were rushed
to the truobled zone. A battle is
expected when the white officers
arrive. The armed posse of whites
plan to disarm the riotous negroes
and restore the white election Of
ficers at their post. The trouble
started when the negroes were pre-,
vented from voting under the
grandfather clause" although they
presented affidavits of their quail
fication for voting.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-11-08

death staring her in the face?
The scene of the murder was sew
en- miles northeast of Washtucna.
1t was about o'clock in the even
ing. The alarm was later given,
and the coroner and officers from
the sheriff's office went to the
scene. DR.. Sherley examined the
wounded man. and says that he will
live. Charges will be preferred at
once, as Prosecutor John Truax has
gone to the scene.
Miss Pittman was about 35 years
old. Her home was at 1903 Shan
non avenue, Spokane. Since coming
here to teach, Miss Pittman has
livevd by herself. Collins began
forcing his attentions upon her. The
neighbors went to him, and stated
that Miss Pittman did not care to
receive his attentions, but that
made no difference with the man.
Again and again was Collins told
that Miss Pittman did not care for
him, but that only seemed to Gre
ate a greater desire in his heart.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-11-08
YOUR UPSET, SOUR, Classy STOMACH
IS RELIEVED IN A FEW MINUTES

Every family here ought to keep
some Diapepsin in the house, as
any one Of you may have an attack
of Indigestion of Stomach trouble
at any time, day or night.
This harmless preparation will
digest anything you eat and over
come a distressed, out-of-order
stomach five minutes afterwards.
II your meals don't tempt you, or
what little you do eat seems to fill
you, or lays like a lump of lead In
your stomach, or II you have heart
burn. that is sign of Indigestion.
Ask your pharmacist for so cent
case Of Pape's Diapepsin and take
little just as soon as you can.
There will be no sour risings, no
belching or undigested food mixed
with acid, no stomach gas or heart.