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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-18
o. s. GOVT BONDS.
NEW YoRE COTTON.
CHICAGO PRODUCE.

CHICAGO. May i5.-Butter-Cream
trss. ssc: firsts. 2ic. Eggs-Prime
firsts, INC: frsts. 19c. Potatoes--Ac-
cording TO choice. 30@33c. market firm.
Live poultry-Turkeys. l5c; fowls. l5g
Cheese-Unchanged.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-18
MARINE
VESSEL PASSAGES.

Detroit.
DETROIT. May lS.-Up: Paris. Tues
day noon: NJ +. Green, Seneca, 100 y.
M Yuma, 4:2O; Maunaloa, Wanda,
6 20: steamer Buffalo. $40: Poe, s:lO.
Down: Sylvania, J. T. Hutchinson.
Alpena l:4O a. m. Tuesday; Tuscarora.
ward Carter. 8; ST. Paul. S;40; Robert
Mills, S:45; NJ. A. Bradley, $3.50; Sc
uuin, 4:20: Cowle. Craig. 7:i0; Durston'
I:45: Pathfinder, Sycamore. 1900.
The 500.
SAUI.T STE. MARIE. Mich, May is.
Up: Goshawk Mcdaniel. John Bar
lum. 1880 p. m, Tuesday; Corrigan,
1880: Van Allen. Turret Cape. :.
Down: Berlin. Aurora. l y. m, Tues
day; Robbins 2: Saronic, B.
Ru.tness-IIke Printing. No fuss and
no feathers The plain, neat kind that
looks right. Times Printing Co.,. is
John R-st Main l49S. or City $685..
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-18
RosroN COPPER LITTER.

Reported for The Times by carson.
Craig Il Co, May IL: Early l.onuoh
| cables quote metal market on spot AZ
vance - Cd. futures 3s sd. market nrin:
/ Boston copper market opened Ialry
strong this morning with good puylhs
| of Isle Royale on reports that they
| have cut the Baltic lode I'm the trench.
| IL advanced to 22h on buying orosrs
! from New York Towards noon, the
market showed a tendency 10 react.
most stocks being of quarter 10 a
half from the opening prices with duh-
] ness preyailinR
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-18
copppa MARKET-CIo.s.

Ariz. Conf, IA Ar., .: Advi OF.
Bos, & corb;. -: Bos Ely; sass "a
ShIef Ia, Chino. i2S.; COP, Range, ":
baiv w So Davis d. rs +. Butte
Sa First Nat cons On; t s i Gn.Ga Gr $.
Hanc 2oL Ind. 2lA; lnspir., In. A
Row 20: Ke.r l.. 9; Las, l3h Lar
tls; Lake, So. Mia, ~ Mob. %; .;
I"S.. \ B1itte. 3s4 N Lake. IAN: Oh,c
COP. 8: Old Dorl.. 37h Csc; 1875; Pai
~ quincy. rs. Raven, IS; shan: II y
S, Lake. s.; Sup Cop; a sup i pos,
Ansx az Utah Cons. 2iia Smeltins
45IS do pfd. 90: Yukon. IA.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-18
PRODUCE.

There was nothing new as to prices
or conditions To report this morning.
Receipts OF both poultry and veal
calves were the best OF the week SO
far. but at that there was little or
nothing left on hand after the early
Eggs are not as active as they were, As
production Is letting up little, ana
storage buyers have dropped out. fo-
tatoes are beginning TO stir a little OF
late. and there Is a good trade in fresh
vegetables
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-18

ss.so No. IL. ,S.ss; No. ~. $500: No
Michigan granulated. $3.50: household
powdered. lib. cartons. as 10 case. y3.ei
per case: household powdered. BIB
cartons. rs TO case. $640 per case.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-18
BUTTER AND EGGS.

Natter - Creamertes. extras. tfei
nrsts. 2sc; dairy butter. ale; packing
Included. zoe per doz Receipts on
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-18
LIVE STOCK
EAST sUrFALo--ogsn,n.;

Dunninx a stevens Live stock Report.
EAST BUFFALO, y r., May Is
Pest 1900 70 i.a5o.lb steers, s7.ssg
SIS good l.20o to i.s5o:lb steers, E.2s
Oils: best 100 to L2oo.l6 shipp,ns
steers. 1000 70 100 lbs ,s0s 30: light
cows. ss.50G7; fair TO good cows, 500
best fat heifers. 81 q $50; good fat heir,
ers. 1915 o. SIS; fair TO good do, $3.50
&c; best feeding steers ss;SS q S,Isi
srs, all grades, ss;75g4; best bulls
Sc q $50; bologna bulls. sSgS7s; thin
light bulls; ss7sgtSsi; best smm mixers rs
good. DO. ss564s each.
hsayy and workers. sIO.2oaio.25; pigs,
Sheep and LAmbs-Rceeipts 10 cars,
sSq75o; wethers. ss.25Gs.6o; ewes.
$55O95.75.
caives-s55o@s
EAST RUFFALO-Cio.e.
EAST BUFFALO. y. Y, May IL
Ths ms5ne' Ssssa wtn the htGs ar
SS but grades. st0L7s, cslyss-Rs:
ss sg sS Sssys and Sheep g@ and
Receipts ?.400. lambs active and hrm /.
sheep slow and weak; choice iames.
s ins. ssi So 70 s6 fs,T SsYsS HS sss
Receipts 100. active and loo higher;
yorksrs tl0.l00l015; pigs, tl0lO;
mixed SlO.05; heavies, SlO.0b; roIghs,
ss.50Qs stays. ss9s,50.
CHICAGO.
CHICAGO. May 1S.-Catt!e--Reseipt
| IL. OO0. steady TO shade lower; beevcs,
sssO61s.SO: Texans. s. a6.40; western,
S5.1o6Z30 stockers and feeders. Stg-
$50; cows and heifers, s2ie so
calves, IS. SO a $50 Hogs-Receipts ll,-
eco. strong, shade higher; light. $3.50 ~
s.T7; mixed 50. 4oI9.s0: heavy. $3.50 "
Ss5 sheen and Lambs-Receipts l5,
00O, Toe lower; native. s4@6.90; west
ern s4G6S5: lambs, natives, 5000
s. 90; western. $3.50 4s.90.
CLEVELAND.
CLEVELAND. o.. May 17.--Hogs -
Receipts 1000. 1Oc higher: all grades.
~ go Cattle-Receipts cars, SLOW.
steady. I.ambs-Receipts cars, $500
top. Calves-Receipts 100. 1915 top.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-18
THE MAY QUEEN.

MAY day" as all children should
know. Is the very FIRST Gay OF the
month. II is an English holiday and
Is always celebrated In England with
flowers and May pole dance.
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Quotations by Hayden. stone & Co.
Cb)Bid. tDsold. tDsplIt.
CHICAGo GRAM LETTE

Craig q co, May IL wheat--rhe
principal feature IN wheat trade so Tar
has been selling OF about 100000 BIT
for July BY Partridge and Clemcnt
Curtis. Armour people have sold "A
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-18

Peoples State bank, treasurer Detroit
chapter; W. K. Billiard. Peoples State
bank; A. J. Stocker. Peoples State
bank: Fred Niedermiller. People
state bank: George T.. Courtney, Peo.
Plies State bank; Fred Blodgett,
Dime Savings bank; Irving Baker.
First National bank; Fred II. Christie,
First National bank.
The opposition OF a sister OF John
/. Faltis has temporarily blocked ne
gotiations for the purchase or the
Faltis block on Woodward-aye. by DIR.
J. n. Book. and the matter will be
aired In the circuit court. The $4,000
paid down by DIR. Book to bind the
bargain was returned TO him May i.
after IL was learned that the sister Oh
iected to the sale. She 10 said to be
quite Ill.
A. D'Avesne. general manager OF the
Franco American bureau that has been
established In New Orleans. Is send
ing circulars 10 local bankers explain
ing the purposes of the bureau. The
object. as stated, is Ito interest
French capital In commercial, imam
clal. Industrial and mining enterprises
i'm the United States In general and
the southern states in particular. and
give to hundreds of millions OF French
capital now unproductive or placed at
derisosy rates, more advantageous In.
vestments, increasing the wealth OF
France as well as that OF the United
States" One of the enterprises to be
undertaken by the bureau Will be the
reclamation of swamp lands In the
south.
The Hudson Lumber Co. or Garnet
Mich, has established a lumber yard
AZ Mack-ave. and the Detroit Terminal
railway. In the heart OF the new manu-
featuring district that Is springing up
In this vicinity. The local yard VIII
be conducted under the name OF the
Crosse Pointe Lumber Co.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-18

A Hard Existence.
"His wife rules with rod OF iron. >
"Ah, / INTERNATIONALLY q poker
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Reported for The Times by Hayden
Stone n Co, ll6-llS Griswoid-st.
RosTON COPPER SALES.

Eek dividend. Csc.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

r. HE rural free delivery service Of
/ the United States means the dis
tribution of nearly 100000 letters and
parcels annually along the highways
and byways of every state and terri
tory from Maine to Alaska A force
of 41,000 carriers daily go over the
routes assigned to them, says a writer
in the Bookkeeper.
Bringing the mail to the farmer now
costs the nation $36,OO0,000 a year in
salaries for the carriers, expense Of
examining new routes, maintaining
postoffices, payments of inspectors,
special agents, clerks and chiefs of
bureaus.
To secure information to make
changes in routes and carriers, where
deemed necessary, to establish new
routes and to record and tabulate
statistics and data for the postmaster
general as we'll as for the public, a
force of only no persons is required
in Washington, in spite of the great
amount of Office work and correspond
ence that must be finished daily.
More than a million letters are re-
ceived and answered by the depart
ment of rural free delivery in a year.
Many of those received are merely ad-
dressed to the department. To save
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13
GREAT STRENGTH OF SNAILS

Some statistical person has said
that were human being to be, rela-
lively, possessed of the strength of a
snail he would be able to carry St.
Paul's Cathedral, figuratively speaking,
in his waistcoat pocket This is as it
may be, but certainly snails do not
merit the contempt and derision that
is poured upon them. Their strength
Is incredible.
BY way of experiment, two common
garden snails were harnessed to a
leaden toy gun-carriage by means of a
piece of thin tape. The load was
moved so easily that the gun-carriage
was filled with shot. 1t, however,
gave no trouble to the strange steeds.
and even when a heavy brass cannon
was hooked on, they moved with ease.
The total weight of gun-carriage, can
non, and shot was fifteen ounces.
Readers might try similar expert
ment for themselves, though they
must be patient, for snails have an
unpleasant habit of withdrawing into
their shells when work is required of
them. Care should also be taken that
the traces attached to the snails do
not impede their progress.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

WASHINGTON.-One of the princi-
w pals in the Washington public
schools has been telling her friends of
some amusing incidents of the final
examinations before the close of the
schools for the summer.
Among the questions she gave to
the children in the third grade was:
Name the five races of man." Imag-
inc her surprise when one tot an
swered: Automobile races, horse
races, airship races. foot races and
bicycle races"
Another question was: Name some
of the organs of men," To this one
child replied Mouth organ, hand
organ, pipe organ"
The spinal cord was defined as a
string running from the back of the
head to the bottom of the heels.
Ears" said one. ARE just as impor-
tant as good clothes and should be
taken care of just as we'll. Don't let
bugs crawl into your ears, but if one
should get in there syringe your ear
with soap suds and afterwards drop
some molasses into it."
Poison" wrote another, should be
doctored at once and not allowed to
run on as it IS dangerous. Don't treat
poison rough-it is liable to run into
blood poison. If anyone should take
poison it is a good idea to keep it as
high up out of reach as possible"
"You ought to keep poison in a little
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

w ASHINGTON had a safe and
w sane" celebration of the national
birthday. In years gone by the ma
tional capital has been noted for the
noisiest Fourth of July celebration Of
any city in the union. Last year they
adopted the safe and sane" idea.
Day fireworks and a parade in the
morning with speechmaking on the
plaza fronting the city buildings In
the afternoon motor parade and, at
night, an illumination of the Monu-
ment grounds and more fireworks.
The safe and sane" idea took we'll
at Irst and Washington determined to
stick by the modern form of celebra-
ton this year. Therefore the celebra-
ton last Monday began with the read
ing of the Declaration of independence
in front of the city buildings. Ten
o'clock was the hour set, but, as luck
would have 1t. the same hour the Bos-
ton Red Sox and the Nationals
crossed bats. The Washington Post
and the Washington Times have Of
fees opposite the citys building. A
crowd of about 1000 people had gath
cred for the ceremonies At the news
paper offices the megaphone men had
been connected by wire with the base
ball park.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13
HOW THE SNAKE WAS FOOLED

The unaccountable loss Of newly
acquired rubber frog several days ago
in a park at Youngstown, O., caused
its owner. little girl, to be inconsol-
able. The toy disappeared and search
as she might for the frog, the child's
nurse was unable to find it. 1t was
believed the frog, bright new and
natural looking product, had been
stolen.
The mysterious disappearance has
been explained. A black snake was
found by caretaker dead in the grass
in the park the other day. It's body
was unnaturally distended and he de-
cided to investigate. The post mortem
disclosed the fact that the snake had
swallowed the rubber frog. The make
up of the frog was so lifelike the
snake was fooled into grabbing it as
it lay in the grass, and having gulped
it down the reptile could neither dis
gorge it nor digest it.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13
DOGS STRANGE PREMONITION

A dog that seems to have the pecu-
liar gift of foreseeing the deadly
lightning bolt before it strikes. is
owned by Howard Griffith of Lower
Oxford, Pa. and the knowledge of the
dogs strange power is the only con-
ISOLATION which Griffith has for the
loss of eight cows, which were struck
dead the other day. The dog, a col
lie. has been trained to watch over the
COWS and bring them in at night. 1t
is his custom to remain with them
all day. During rainstorm nine Of
the cows sought refuge under a tree
in the field. the dog being with them.
when the family heard him give
strange howl and start down the lane
as fast as he could run. A few sec
onds afterward a bolt of lightning
struck the tree. killing eight of the
nine COWS and knocking down the
other one. The dog crawled under
the barn and refused to come out for
some time. Every one is at loss to
explain the strange premonition which
undoubtedly saved the animals life.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13
FROM LUNG Rural Free Delivery Is Growing Fast

Mrs. William H. Miller, Of Lock
Haven, Pa, whose illness for eleven
months puzzled physicians who had
been called to treat her, had violent
fit of coughing the other night during
which she remarked to her husband
that something had torn loose from
her lung.
The next instant she was seized
with another coughing spell, when
she elected a hard, bonelike particle
from her mouth. On examination 1t
proved to be a tooth. Since then the
patient, who had suffered much, is
improving and hope is now enter
tanned for her recovery.
A year ago, Mrs. Miller, while under
the influence CT an anaesthetic, had a
number of teeth extracted and one of
them must have slipped down her
throat and entered the lung.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

time of opening and reading missives
not properly directed is part of the
work of the mailing section. It in.
cludes private postoffice through
which every letter received or sent
relative to rural delivery must pass.
Every one of the half-million and
more letters sent from this depart
ment is copied for record by a me-
chanical system which saves the labor
of hundred copying clerks even
where the hand copying press or the
carbon method has been employed. A
force of only seventeen clerks is need
ed in this section, yet in addition t.
handling and copying mail they keep
a daily record Of all the outlay for
postage expenses of the department
and sort and examine the hundreds of
letters daily received which must be
returned to the postoffice where they
should have been directed.
What the service does in receiving
applications for new routes, petitions
for carriers, decisions of the depart.
ment, the payments and receipts, Is
told by the postoffice newspaper.
The esprit de corps Of the rural free
delivery Is best shown by the last an.
nual report. During the year it states
that out Of the 41,000 in the service
the total dismissals for cause were
only 1855, less than the total number
Of deaths.
The reasons for the dismissals were
principally incompetence and failure
to obey instructions. No dismissals
whatever for stealing from the mails
or other dishonesty were on the rec
Ords.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13
QUEER ADVENTURE WITH RAT

Even now cold chill travels down
Frank Benefits spine when talking of
his recent experience with rat. Ben
nett was doing some work near his
barn at Columbus, Ind, when big rat
approached him, and as the farmer
reached for a club the rat ran up his
right trousers leg.
The rat was a climber, and did not
stop until it was perched midway be-
tween the mans shoulder blades. 1t
kept dropping back every few minutes,
but by constant scratching it held on
and endeavored to come out at the
top of his shirt The situation was
creepy" and awkward, but after a
while Bennett managed to get hold
of the creature by the neck, and when
he threw it on the floor it had b-en
choked to death.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13
HE WAS A USEFUL CORPSE

The body of Sydney Lascelles. who
died eight years ago, was cremated in
New York only the other week and
the ashes handed over to the repre-
sentatives of one of his wives. De-
ceased had strange career and posed
under various aliases, his favorite title
belonging to some member of the Eng
fish peerage. He had a natural gift
for courtship and intrigue and al
though there is record of only six
teen wives it was stated before the
police court, where he was arraigned
as a common thief and swindler, that
he had married right and left indis
crilninately for years. Eight years
ago Lascelles died of consumption in
North Carolina and he made such
fine, handsome corpse, with his Eng
lish features and neat Vandyke beard.
that the undertaken, despairing Of
ever being paid for the work Of en-
balming him, had glass cover made
for the coffin and exhibited Lascelles
throughout the United States as an
advertisement. Judge Jones, the law
yer who made the arrangements fol
the cremation. averred that the body
of Lascelles was the most natural
eight-year-old corpse it had ever been
his pleasure to look upon. TT may be
rather stretching the case" he con-
tinued, ito say that the body was used
as an advertisement. 1t was kept in
a room upstairs and only visitors who
expressed curiosity could take look
If they chose | have no doubt it
acted as an advertisement, because it
was such fine specimen"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13
Odd Answers to Teachers Questions

room under lock and key in a little
bottle and the cork in so 1t can't be
got out and hide the key and have
skeleton on the bottle and not let no.
body go in there"
"A good anty dote for poison" sale
one, sis to take a teacupful OF soap
suds every ten minutes to make you
vomit till the doctor comes" ut Is
awful to think of the doctors being
delayed several hours.)
A class of six-grade pupils were
asked to write short biographical
sketch of Longfellow. One member
of the class proudly submitted the
following:
III. w. Longfellow was a grand
man. He wrote both poems and poetry.
He graduated at Bowdoin and after
wards taught the same school where
he graduated. He didn't like teaching
and decided to learn some other trade,
so his school furnished him money TO
90 to Europe and learn to be a poet
He wrote many beautiful poems for
children. He wrote BILLY. the Black
smith,"
The following brief but pithy COM
position was handed in by a young
ster who had been asked to write on
his favorite holiday:
81 like the Fourth of july best cause
it's the day America was discov'
ered."
A hasty look into a dictionary Is
presumed to have conveyed to the
mind of one embryo cynic that "chari'
ty" means "alum" instead of "alms."
Ambush" was defined as a kind o!
bush and "habitation" was judged to
refer to ones habits. 1t was also de-
cided that patriarch" wears featn'
ers same as any other bird"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

G NICE Senator Burton took his con-
~ gressional Investigators of Euro
pean waterways abroad he has been
relating this one. The senator was in
Switzerland. In front of the hotel at
which he was stopping a. mountain
climbing party was arranging for a
start to the top of one Of the lesser
Alpine peaks. The guide was as busy
as a bird dog nosing around, and
giving limitless advice and instruction
in what to do and how to do it.
"Is he a thoroughly skilled climb
err" asked the Ohioan of the hotel
proprietor.
"Ah, Eat he eez," exclaimed the bcni-
face. He have lost two partez of
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13
Baseball and the Declaration Mixed

Promptly at ten o'clock a baldhead.
ed man in frock coat arose on the
flag draped stand in front of the city
gan:
when the course of. human ev-"
Across the way the megaphone man
interrupted with:
milan is at the bat-Ball one!"
vents it becomes necessary" con.
tinued the baldheaded reader
"Foul--Strike one" roared the
megaphone.
The masculine portion of the listen
ers became FESTIVE. Their attention
turned in the direction of the mega
phone man and their backs toward
the baldheaded patriot
''for one people to dissolve the
polit-"
He hits to left-For two bases
Lelivelt at the bat
By this time 1914 male members of
the Independence day audience had
dashed madly across to Newspaper
Row. Of the original audience of the
safe and sane" celebration, 1874 wom-
en- % children, salubriously intoxi-
Gated cab driver and the police guard
remained.
"Lelivelt sacrit1ces--Elberfeld
scores"
"Hurrah Wow!" bel.
lowed the crowd and the remainder
Of the reading of the glorious docu-
ment was interspersed with Good
boy, Doc!" "Oh. you Gabby Street,"
for IA hot innings.
But Boston won.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13
Why Burton Didn't Climb Mountains

toureests down zee mountaine eide
and boze times he have come of
wizout so mooch as zee one leetls
zcratch."
Burton did not climb any mountains
during his sojourn.
Representative !. Harry Covington
of Maryland represents that section OF
the Terrapin state known as the
Eastern Shore. The Eastern Shore
is famed for producing not only the
highest living In all America. but II
numbers among its population many
Of the highest livers.
"The most notable instance of pour
mandizing which our section has pro
duced," said Mr.. Covington to a grour
OF newspaper friends, sis old Joe
Nicholson of Talbot county. One OF
Joe's friends asked him if he Iiket
turkey.
Sure l like turkey responded Oh
Joe. But turkey is an inconvenien,
sort of a bird. It's a leetle too niue,
fer one and not enough fer two"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13
WEDDING OF CENTENARIANs

A remarkable Wedding has just beec
celebrated at Braila in the Balkans.
The bridegroom was Joseph Stopf, a
centenarian, and he married Maria
Liga, whose age was 101. These aged
people had loved each other in youth,
eighty years ago, but their parents
would not consent to their marriage,
and the girl was married to another
mans This man died a few months
ago, and now the sweethearts of
eighty years ago are man and wife.
The bishop of Braila oficiated at this
strange marriage, and several thous.
and people assembled outside the
church. Both the bride and bride.
groom are in good health and com.
Portable circumstances.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13
The peacon,s Parable.
Wise-Why

A self-conscious and egotistical
young clergyman was supplying the
pulpit of country church. After the
service he asked one of the deacons
grizzled, plain-spoken man, what he
thought of his morning effort.
WAL" answered the old man,
slowly, 'I'll tell ye in a kind of para.
BILE. / remember Tunk Weatherbee's
fust deer hunt, when he was green.
He follered the deer's tracks all right.
but he follered 'em all day in the
wrong direction. "-Housekeeper.