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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-06
HOME OUTFITTING
Timely Advice to Housewives Concerning
Their PURCHASING

1t is well to remember your manifold
needs when purchasing each addition to
the new home. and so to plan that each
article will serve as many purposes as
possible.
In curtain materials, for instance buy
in quantity and of a pattern easily
matched, so that by combining the left
overs of several rooms, after time and
laundress have done their worst, suffi-
cient number of pieces may be found
good enough to curtain another and less
important room for several seasons.
In carpets, the same rule holds good
although the truest economy lies in buy
ing rugs of a size to fit most rooms, sc
that they can take up their march of re-
progression from reception room to attic
in dignity and without mutilatiOn. Small
rugs should be chosen with thought of
their combination with large rugs for
covering floor spaces throughout the en-
tire house. and should therefore be as
retiring and indefinite in patterns as
possible.
In the south of antebellum days the
careful housewife took pride in the eX-
elusive pattern of her table linen, and
always kept the same, so that it became
distinctive and almost personal. While
this plan is hardly feasible in these days
of bargain linens, in quality too good &c
pass, it could be followed when sets are
bought and when material is got. III
quantity for making tablecloths. napkins
and other dining room necessities.
China will break and sets will grow
depressingly smaller, but even here the
difficulty may be obviated to certain
extent by the selection in n the first place
standard or stock pattern. In this way
only may the broken set be constantly
filed in. Plain white porcelain or white
and gold may be matched: without doubt,
and either one will add dignity and dam
tiness to any table.
The same plan holds good in the buy
ing of furniture. Purchase as few pieces
possible at r5t and ida alw HdGo with Rst
tor inst chairs enough for the family
and chance guest but o of good and Hat last st
of the home especial care must BE- be taken daa
to choose only the true and the good
knowing that real beauty comes only
With appropriateness and the laS sun
oraIities of even ones pictures and brlc-
o-brac.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-06
One-Legged Trousers.

A London clothier was never known
70 acknowledge that he didn't have any
Hing possible customer might ask for
0 5n1n7 dav a customer entered the shop
and asked if he had any trousers made
especially for one-legged men, s.1, Cerf tam
ly,'' replied the merchant. +s mar aaid k tha
G 40 you .sThe best you've got" Hurrying
in4n tha rear of the shop, the enterpris-
i iro, ,, rm snatched a pair of trou-
s snE i and I shipped off she right leg with
pair Of shears Hastily tya turning nj t6e under cns
the euseS .s, III the kind want:
s.2WIa+,s the price?' '"Thirty shillings."
..W " eH' give me a pair with the left leg
off 4 month later the clothier was
D Dl, Observation-Disclosures Ad-
vnrtiSpr.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-06
Radium in Yellowstone Park.

Recent investigations by the geological
survey at the Yellowstone hot springs
show that the travertin of the ancient
terraces contains little radium as com
pared with that found in the terraces of
later formation. The reason is thought
to be that the hot water has separated
the radium from uralium in the rocks
and deposited it in the terraces, where it
gradually decays, and disappears when
not replaced by fresh supplies from be-
meath Some of the travertin terraces
are overain by glacial powders, and
Messrs. Moore and Schlundt think that
this fact offers means of estimating
the date of the last glacial invasion of
the region of the Yellowstone park AS
Stunning a uniform action of the springs,
they make this date 10000 years ago
Youths Companion.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-06
ENGLAND'S NEW HARBOR.
The Great Naval Base at Dover Costing
$2O,OOO,OOO

The new harbor recently completed at
Dover, England, by the British admiral
ty, which was formally opened by the
Prince of Wales, is, according to the
Technical World, one of the greatest
engineering feats ever put in hand and
brought to successful completion.
This new home for the British fleet
can claim the distinction of being 5, the
largest artificial harbor in the world. It
encloses at low tide a water area of no
less than 61O acres, affording ample
accommodation for feet of twenty
five first class battleships with the at
tendant smaller craft, such as torpedo
boats, gunboats, etc.
This harbor has taken eleven years to
construct and has cost the government
$2O,OO0,0O0. By it's erection the ancient
English port of Dover has been trans
formed into a powerful naval base. The
reason for this transformation is not far
to seek. 1t is the policy Of the British
admiralty for the strength and bulk of
their ships to lie nearest their strong
est rival.
That rival today is Germany, hence
the desirability of equipping Dover with
an efficiently equipped harbor, where
the ships can lie safely at anchor and
yet be III a position to strike quickly
at the North sea. AS a matter of fact
other naval bases are being erected on
the east coast of Great Britain. One is
now nearing completion at Rosyth in
Scotland, and another new harbor is to
be constructed in the Orkneys.
The Dover harbor, begun in 1898, has
been secured by constructing three arms
or walls. The well known Admiralty
pier, which has a length of 1000 feet,
has been extended another 1000 feet and
forms the western arm of the harbOr.
The second runs out 1920 feet from the
base of the cliffs, and the third arm is
the breakwater, 1900 feet in length, sit
uated three-quarters of a mile from the
shore and almost parallel with it.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-06

ho grace dainty and happy greeted
ile Love lover with charming surprise
NO, DEAR" she said. in answer ~ h.
query, Il do not know and never baue
H Hno"n anyone of the name Won mention
why do you ask?" 'oAi'
Wlth her head upon his shoulder bo
told her; puzzled expression entered
her blue eyes O''e u
It's funny thing to saw. dearest b,,+
should like to see this M Yost y, '"'
kho" what you mean, Gracie-how
t "a Nv we manage it? Why, I'll run round
W Diahd and get him to persuade his
wl1e to make up quartette. You and
'''e are very good friends, know
all mean % u'eS IL
AS she whispered the startled words
10 her lover, Grace Levett gazed at the
UNCONSCIOUS man with wondering ewes
vi the morrow Mr.. Levett was ful1v
CONSCIOUS and already, thanks to Bland's
Shlll, on the fair road to complete re-
coVery. lie was asking for MedHcote
ana the latter. wondering what he was
ABOUT TO hear, fastened to mis- side.
remember it all, Medlicote," he
SAID, IN voice which, though weak. was
quite audible and steady. seMy brain,s
clear now, and I'm able to tell YOU why
was foolish enough to 90 through that
pantomlme up OH the hills.
some years ago friend of mine lost
ms daughter, and it was in this wav
that he lost her: She was on her honev-
moon, and her husband, a fine fellow
enough IN every other way, was physic-
ally coward. They were STAYING on
the lake district, and one dav, out on
Wlndermere, the boat was upset. The
man could swim a little-iust enough to
save himself; the girl could not swim
at all. Mad with terror, he saved him
self and let her drown; subsequent re-
morse cost him his sanity.
when [ heard of it, Medlicote. it.
made an impression on me, and [ vowed
that my daughter should never marry a
man whose fearlessness | had not proved.
AS you know, have been abroad for
some time, and hearing of your engage
ment to Grace, Professionally upon nv
consent, [ determined to keep secret nv
return to England, and let no one know
until [ had found you out and tested
you. The rest you know. I put you to
the test, and did not find you wanting.
though"-this with a grim smile-"I cot
trifle more than I bargained for? Your
hand, Medlicote-I shall be proud of you
as a son-in law."-H. T. Webster Wor-
rell in Pearson's Weekly.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-06
A True Germans Beer Drinking.

The Muenchner Post pays a tribute fent 10 o
Herr Joseph Fischer. who Tor LOT dor' ,
r Ifsl without a single break has been a a
daily customer at the Diet l brewery u Il
the Of tns Str? S4oS nn beer a and
R Pc fins n's ssach men as these" remarks
N siP Post ''are the pillars of our native
h hne @ industry. the steady uphoi!der!s
OF ofe e,r Snatriotic traditions. The chair in
OF , our bis P modest hero daily sat for for.
M w Years rs should one day find place OF OF
honor in the town hall OF Str oe pms ;r 10
be generated n as mfn Rore of his
que bueu Who Id' fulflied in faithful and unas-
Try, ,; mr manner the real duties of cltl-
sum Ut ondon Daily Chronicle.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-06
In the Comets Train and Tail.

Animals and fowls in New W Jersey sease are are
fm allrng ' comet is blamed as the somno-
Halie;g gtinence in the case. In fact. such
len long I.n train of evils is attributed t, to
a a. ion Comet that it is no wonder the
tne eoe vis;tant has, in desperation
tried f to get rid of part of then 9d, by ym am
putating its tail.-Baitlnore 'Mu' Anlei
lean.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-06
=. APPROACHING COMET.

,,onrs now tell us there's a comet
Y ID the S mite soon be apparent to the
pude,,, G y question we, in all humility,
Y ossoTroing comet leave us CONNIE Ii
III the The or comatose?
scientifc, telescope comet-fnders
\ srts comfy of comets will eternally
y endglfsi inst a gamble, it is certainly a
= Fba..e', o,.r existence on the hazard of
."I nobcack in New York American.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-06

Myron T. Herrick, former governor of
Ohio is suggested as a possible successor
to Secretary of the Treasury MacNeagh
if the latter retires from President Taft's
cabinet.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-06

Desiring to watch developments in 9TH
er states Ohio Republicans have decided
not to hold their state convention until
the latter part of July.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-06

John l.. Wilson, former United States
senator, has announced his candidacy for
the Republican nomination for United
States senator to succeed Samuel J..
Piles of Washington.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-06
POLITICAL NOTES.

Felix 7. McWhirter Of Indianapolis is
the choice of Indiana Prohibitionists for
United States senator to succeed Senator
Beveridge..
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-06

There is to be no politics Of moment
in the important states of New York,
Ohio and Indiana until 1911. There VIII
thus be a breathing spell of nearly a
year before the national convention of
1912
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-06

The most generally becoming of the
large hats is of course the one with brin
rolling or rather lifted very slightly
across the front and rolling decidedly but
not close to the crown on the left side
and there are scores of variations upor
this theme among the loveliest of the
rev models
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-06

SHOWS begin to disappear, the rumor is
waited about the land that lingerie
blouses are to be utterly tabooed, and
just as regularly, as spring arrives, these
delectable garments come trooping back
into the shops and are eagerly purchased
by the very women who had been declar-
ing that they had given them up forever.
same prediction was made, but at pres
ent the shops display a large variety
of the most charming blouses and they
are selling like the proverbial "hot
cakes"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-04-19
Der stanS Ses Weisens unb Gpssens

9aut einem geridt Ses gderbaI>
Amtes betrua Der Stanb bes 8inters
pei3ens am I. Gpril bieies Snbres
sos Yro8ent bes Snr6i6nitts, sesen
S2.S am l.. Ipril 1909 mub aeseu
$40 Tro3ent ais Surdihnitt Der
lebten 8ebu Sabre am 4. Ipril.
Ser Sur6ihnittsitanb oes Hp9eens
betrug am 1. Gpril 92.3 Yro3ent,
gegen S7.2 Sro3ent am 1. slpril 1909
unb eegen 9S.5 Sro5ent als Surhs
ihnittsitanb Der lesten Sebn Sabre
am 1. Ipril.
Soleeuoe Isabelle beranihauliht
BEN StanS bes WinteripeiSens uno
Hogsens in ben bauptidfli6iten &C.
t%reioeitnaten am 1. Ipril oieies Sab
res uno ben 9urhihnittsltnno Der
letten 3ebn Sabre am 1. Ipril:
@interueisen. Hpaaeu,
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-04-19
sie gruhidladter trasen bic sdulb.

3tc auBcrorpentlide 8rano Surp,
fpelde in GlepelauD, Sbio, nit Der
ltnteriuhuna Der bobeu Sreiie Der
2e6ensbepiirfniHe beiddftiet mar, lit
Su DEM 8efunb gelanet, baB Die @roBs
idld6ter brett fir Die boben Sleiihs
preilc perantfportlih iinb, ba6 Die
S6ladtbaus : Seiiser Die Sleiiher
unter'm Saumen baben unn bas @es
Iddft Der lesteren feinen mdBiaen
@eiptnn G6ipirft, ipenn tic nitt iebr
bobe Sretie %perlangen. Serner bat
81 8ratb Surn b%efInoen, baB bier
llmltdnoe pbpdlten, burd) ipeld]e oas
san5e Wilh9eihdft elmer ein5igen
Sirma 8ueeihanst miro, unb bas
Ger, Die Gin san3es Sdbr lang in
8iiblipeifern aufbepabrt paren, ais
friihe gier perfauft purpen. sic
befiirlportct cine 0erpronune, noourd,
ale Ger, Die in 8iiblipeifern aufbe<
ipdbrt iperhen, nit benz Gage martiert
fperben miiiien. an tpelbem bieie Iri
Der Gufbennbrung begonnen bat uni
Die Gnnabme zines Geiebes, ponaf
Snbipiouen, bic lolfe gier als friihe
nerfaufen. nit @elbbnbe unb 8efdngs
nib beitraft fperben iollen. 8erben
Die Shuloisen nun beitrait tperpen?
limb mas niisen nelle @eiese luenn Die
8eamten unebrli6 iinb unb iid bes
itefen laiien?
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-04-19
Mhtuma, Tarmer!

rabt Chr oaisr. psu. aartot elm, aet3eu, aoru,
Aoeger. 6erite, Gier, Butter ODER 1berhauut
ireetbuelthe Jnrmorpbutte ju oerfonfen? Ssern
ic, bann idreibt crit an Sol. 3. RasIe. Dubuque
Soma, uno iraet itn um ietne Bxeiie. Nan
abreiiire einiadi: =. =. Wasie, Dubuque. Soma.
N. b. -9err Maggie tnufr uuo o~ertauir audi
Gtabt. Hzb Gnrmeieenthurn
Heim e1retben erwabns man aeh. Sieies Slatt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-04-19
Ghrenmcrthe 8eiinnnns.

Gin COMMUNICATIVE iist Dor.
trogenb auf Dem autbeber. "a file.
gen Hopierfiielein ourd Die alaiie.
Sornergliibt ruit Der Erofeiior:
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-04-19
Gid ielbit ucrrathen.

Shusmam: n@as maften Sic
benu oa eben in Dem 9anfgeihdit;
Sic haben mobl gebettelt?"
Settler: rNetn, ganS gemiB nid)t,
i1 mollte ni,r meine 9ettelpienniee
ummedicln."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-04-19

Srdiibent Saft. aderbaulefretd,
8ilion unb Der Sprefer bcs Nbgee
orbnetenbauies, Common, beabIiftiaer
benz National Farmers GongreB bel
5%ufppbnen, iuelder IN Der eritcit ISOLDE
I'M Mai lii ct. Bouts, gio.. itattfinoet,
- Gom Stanpe unierer Soriipirtb
lhaft 6eugt es. pab BON elmer Nns
ihonuna ton $4,000 Sidtcnpflauser
ourh Erinatlente, nod immer mcbr
Welens gemaft nirh, als bon Der Ibs
bol5nng elmer Wilion ausgenndiener
Stdmme.
- Sic Sarmer : Sraaniiatipnc,l
miiIIen bilbeub nprauihreiteu. IS
milllen Die Sarmer 81 @eihdft5leuten
beran9ebilbet tperben - mas uniere
g~orfabrep unterliebcr; es miiiien Die
Sarmer Su Dem Semubtiein selangcn,
bab iic elm gemeiniames SnterciIc
baben, bag man niftS IN bieier @elt
errinsen nno nihts leiiteu fam.
obne @elb.
- Snfclgc Der itarten @inoc unr
bes trodenen @etters entltanocn in
mnnd)en Srten o Nebrasfa Srairics
feller, nelde I'M @an5en einen S6as
ben bon 100000 anrifteten. Sas
ihlimmite Seuer creiguete Iid in
3ortb Senb. mo elm Sd,aben Dor
100000 nngeriftct puroe. Sn Del
NGbe bon Cairo nurnen purh Elm
Seuer 5tuan5ig Guabratmeilen Sarms
LAMB perlpiiitet. gei Seapcr Stir
perbrannte cine Sabnbriide. @ei
Terrp. 3d.. purpen 5tpDlf @cs
bduoe aerltort.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-04-19

M@@Z@@@l@SsI
IS spab mub and ieiu. IS
Ma@@@@s@sl@@l@
@nsiueg.
o.: Gs lit bod mirfli6 ifanba.
os! Sie Srallen5immer br1ngen
iid) beut5utage iest iiberaa in Die
:nufmanniihen @eih1fte binein.
y: So, es lit gemein. Sd bin
tuh gefunbigt moroen, Inn fir elm
6rauen5immer Ilas 5i MAIDEN.
a.: unglaublih! @as fansit
Oh nun an?
g.: Sd perbe oas I1oden BET
ratben.
Griuibernns.
Gin Serr eriutt bel etnem offent.
lif)en Seiteiien einen neben ibm
Sisenoen Inn Die @eialiefeit, linn
etDas 9rob biniibersureihen.
rWein Serr," erpioerte Der anbe.
re, .holten Sic MIDI fir einen Sell
ner?"
n@ein! SD bielt Sic fir Ell.
men Gentleman"
aonimltation.
Ir5t: Sic iino bIutarm uno mill
len unbebingt etnas Glen 81 it'd
nebmen. Was iino Sic pom 9eruf2
Ratient: Weiierihlufer.
- -
Shmerer Sturm.
giner bon Dem oberIten Saiieno
Hem Dorfs maht cine feline Sprit.
tour nod europa iino gibt unter.
megs auf Dem Shiff elm So,iper, bel
Dem NIT Gbampugner riht geipart
miro.
am anoeren Morgen erpaft er
NIT bidem aopf. Sem Sreuno
Smith tritt an iein gctt.
v@ie sebt's, alter Sllnge?" fragt
Der.
%, mir iit-iit-perbGltnibmGBig
pobl. Sd erinnere mid aud nod
oeutlih an Iaes. Iber, iage mir,
otter 5reuno, mer bot eisentlib Die
0roihfe be5nblt2"
y ~ -
Griat.
% 8eorg, on bait bein 8eripre.
diem gebrohenl"
.Watt nidts, Sddsden, if merbe
Dir elm anoeres geben."
8eitGnbnif.
SD mare nift abseneist, SruSi,
Did Dem iungen 8rasberger sl se-
ben! -. @enn err MIR nid,t lin5ab.
lise nerbimmelnbe 2iebesgeoihte aui
Did MADDEN moqte-bas gefdat mir
niht bon einem aaufmann!"
.Mf, liebes Hapafen! Die
8ebihte bab' idJ ia ielbit gemntt,
peiBt ou-peget meiner 6rernbin.
men,"
Sn Wpnte Garlp.
Smisfrart: .@ar,im eIIen Sic
oenn nidt mebr?"
@ait; p&ien ne pa plus, Ma.
Oamel"
y - =
1tnterbaltnng.
Smei alte Serren ersdblen lid,
pabreno Der Giienbabniabrt hire Sc.
bensibidiale.
rSu, ia, ih bin in ebren gran ee-
%porben," iflieBt Der cine ieine Mebe.
,Sabn Sc. unb ih in 2eib5'h,"
iogt brouf Der anoere, elm bieoerer
Sahie.
2Gnblides WifpcritGnonis.
Bauer (im 9beater. 3miitenaft)
trinft chen bebaglif) Mein aus elmer
Slaihe, welhen er bon oabeim 5iir
StGrflns nlitgenommen bat. Bill.
leteur ruft ibm gleid3eitia gu:
.Spernglas geiaaie9"
rs banf ihon,," perieste Der
Bauer, Il trinf' mein @ein lieber
aus Der Slaihe."
- =
Gns Der anten alten 3eit.
Selopebel Tam 6aibingsoienstag
5um @aftpolten): .Sa, 49,. mo
buit,t oenp Del Shiloerbamiel2!"
Der Hoiten: IS lid net meg. /.
Sc bone es blob oriiben I'M 9laren
Barren Su'n Saidtnoftsillf gebprst."
' I ~ ~
1 N.L .
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-04-19

User bat ba nit Napier genorfen2
Shnabel, nennen sic. ben, Der oas
getbnn."
Der @efraste, pelfer Ielber Der
Wiiietb1ter mar, ipridt: sd neiB
es nobl, aber es nioeritrebt mir, ben
3h1ter 81 nennen."
9arauf ermioert ser Yrofeiicr:
rgs lit sfpar 5u dngitlih Jon Sbnen,
nber es 5eilgt bod bon enter cbren.
wertben @eiinnune. Sesen lie lid"
y - y
1mifrieben.
Stubent Gur 3immerfrau): %.
baben Sic feline Ingit, boB ih bis
jest nod feline Mietbe ge5ablt babe.
in Der lesten Wobnung NOR i'd pole
aft Wonate."
Zimmerman: Sea, 10 piel @ebnlb
babe ib niht!!"
- -
8ettlerbnmur.
Serr: nSie iino 81 meinem 8roB.
pater, 3u meinem Batter betteln se-
fommen unb mid iuhen Sic jest
and auf?"
BETTER: so Ihau'r g, in ben
Rubeitanb fam i'd mid bolt immer
nod nidt iesen!"
4nf ltmipesen.
Neffe: .0eibe mir bod 10 Warf,
Snfel; ih mod,te eitem Sreuuoe aus
ber gerlegenbeit helien, Der Die lei.
ner Sausipirtbin ibulbet!"
Snfel: n@as gebt oenn did oas
an?"
9effe: ga. peiBt 2r, bon Ser
bat er lie n1rnlid Dor bier @ohen
9elieben, UNI lie mir 5u pimpen!"
Die gernnnftbeiratb.
Der feline War; .Snfel, mas lit
oas. cine @ernunftbeiratb2
Snfel: Cine 0ermnitbeiratb.
mein Sinh, bos lit, iuenn ,mei. Die
iih niht moeen, 10 unperniinitis
Iino, ii6 su be%iratben."
- y -
yGnfanf terrible"
Sdnsfen: nSnfel, Su brit tpobl
iebr flus2"
Snfel: y@ieio."
SGnsfen: ,Sd, Batter meinte crit
neulid, Oh Jeff fait 81 Aaem
idbig!"
Wntbig.
o.: ,Was mar oenn geitern
gbeno bel Cir los9 Gu briillteit ia,
bab mans bis aui Die Strabe
bortel"
g.: ga, i'd babe meiner Srail
nal sriinolih ben S%tanopunft FLAIR
semaht!"
~: sd benfe, Die lit perreiit2!!"
g.: Sea eben 6rum!"
b.. -
| 3mangslage.
gureaaporitanb: .Nas ioG oenn
oas beiben, Seoerle, i'd claude gar,
Sic muteriteben iih, beraulht gum
3ienit Su fommen!"
grpebient: ,gntihnloieen Sie
giitigit, Serr Yoritano, ben Hauld
babe i'd fir cine Shllo in 3abluue
nebmen mi:iien!"
AHx
Yreleret.
.Mas ioa ih oenn Dem Serrn oa
briiben fir ben aufgem1rmten aalbs.
braten anrehnen-70 ODER so Hfen.
nig?"
@irtb: .Sat er i'm ihon segei-
lcn?~
aeanerin: Sal"
@irth: Limb niht seihimpit?"
aelnerin: n9sein!"
@irtb: r9anm foitet er 80 Efen.
nis!"
Sm Werein Der Sagetolse.
@oriieenoer: SD miiB Sbnen
Die tra,rise Wiitbeiliing MAIDEN,
meme Serren, oab infer %gemeinia.
mer Srennb ariiglein BEL Der Het.
tlns elmer ms @aiier ~geiaaencn
Game ielbit pernngliidt lit"
Webrere Mitglieoer: .1obt2"
0oriisen0er: yNein, perlobt!"
y - -
Der matbematiihe llnterofiisier.
Sn militdriihen areiien fragte Der
llnteroffi5ier Den Siiielier Stroter.
mas elm areis lei. Ser Grcis," ant
iportet bieier, lit cine in lid geihloi-
lene 2inie. mo ieber Eunft
"a mnterbrift i'm Der EroieIior
~ 60 On - -A -.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-04-19
9aicrucnbofblatbc.

ltnterofii5ier (Su einem Soloaten.
Der beim @rabenipringen in bos
@aiier geialem: nNiiaer, Sic giel.
mas modem Sic oenn oa brinnen, Sic
ocnfca wobl. Sic limo bel Der Ma.
rine!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-04-19
Ansebpt In 2~artufielm iiberieist BIZ
Nahfrase erbebliH in Winneipta.

9a Die 8~artoffeln ieet fir 10 biz
% Gents per 8uibel pcrfauit reroen
unb nur aerinsen Iblas ftnben, boz
ben Die Sarmer I'M Stdate piel 8elb
perloren. 0iele bielten ibre Grnte I'M
6erbit 3uriid unb finoen Jest Den
Wiarft ii6eri6pemmt. 81 Gin Gpmite
bon iefs Sarmern lit bonn Yrdiioene
ten Saipion. tpelfer an Der Spise
Der stats : Orgnniiatipn
1tebt. erndnnt porben, UNI einen
angemeiienen Yreis fir Die &arz
toffeln unb ibren Ierfauf burf
cine Ieentur in Den Shpeiters
itdbten 3n iihern, dbnlif, tpie Dies
bnrh Die .Statc Societp OF gauttp"
seihiebt. Die Grobuftionsfoiten itels
len iib alif ettpn $26 per Nffr. Die
meiiten Sarmer erbalteu Is Gents Der
hlnoert Gfunb. unb Die aartoffelr
foiten linen ieIbit 40 Cts. per guibel.
sic linb iest barauf bebaht, Sen
0erbienit bes 3pii9enbGnolers Al
eliminieren. Mebnlife gerihte iiber
lleberfluB an 8artpffeln lieeen Dor
Inota, 8arnespiae, Wdnfato, Winona
8ofeiter. Hipeitone.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-04-19
Mnf umiueaen.

Neffe: .2eibe mir boh 10 Warf,
Snfel; ih mohte eiitem Sreuuoe aus
Der 8erlegenbeit belfen. Der Die lei.
uer Sauspirtbin ihulbet!"
Snfel: n@as gebt oenn did oas
an?"
Reffe: ga, tpeiBt Gu, BON Der
bat er lie n1mlid Dor bier @oden
selieben, Inn lie mir gu pumpen!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-04-19
Ins Der anten alien 3eit.

<nS W. S"ttu uttSH Otu.
6elbpebel tam Saihingsoienstag
sum- @ahtpoIten): .Sa, 49,. mo-
baif,t benp Del Shiloerbauiel2!"
Der Boiten: - lid net meg. /.
Sc boipe es blob oriiben inn 9lauen
Barren gun 0aidtnohtsrllf seborst."
- - -
Wid)t uerlegen.
llnldngit trefie i'd nit einem &c.
fannten, Der oils orger Sdnorrer
gilt, i'll elmer Sobuftraiif suiamluen
uno biete linn cine bon Den ioeben &C.
f~ouften 3igarren an.
n9anfe," iast err. lid rai,de
nift, ober nern Sic seitatterL nebnl
id mer c 9riefmarf baiiir."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-04-19
Die 9ernmnitbeiratb.

Der feline War: nSnfel, mas lit
oas. cine @ermnftbeiratb2"
Snfel: Cine 9erminftbeiraib.
mein Sinh, bas lit, lpenn smei. Die
lid, nift moeen, 10 unperuiinftig
iino, iid su b%eirotben."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-04-19

" mug.
Gin Serr eriutt bel etnem offent.
lif)en SelteIien einen neben ibnt
Sisenoen INN Die @efdaigfeit, i'm,
etmas 8roo biniiber3ureihen.
rWein 5err," erpioerte Der anbe.
re, .holten Sic MIDI fir einen Sell.
ner?"
Rein! Sd bielt Sic fiir ei-
men Gentleman"