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The Washington herald., 1910-01-12
Tariff and the Bible

J. Jackson, in New York Evening Post
My bookseller informs me that prices
on Bibles have been advanced I5 per
cent. owing to the increase in the tariff,
from . per cent to 40 per cent.
I could hardly credit this statement. but
was advised It was done by a Joker"
So this is President Taft's revision
downward with a vengeance. Where
are these tariff increases 10 end, and
what is meant by q Joker ?"
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12
THE PITY OF WOMEN,


Whin Emblin med q fool az him
Tn wimmin med excuse;
They vowed twas brave an cool av him
To lose all on tn deuce
Twas beautiful to hear thin sigh
Nid te9rdrops IN aich purity exc
Tn loser was a lucky bye
Though he had ben a go0se
Whin whisky med fool av him
tn wimnin said twas plain
Some had med a tool av him
Or be had ben insane
Twas beautiful to see thin smile
An hear him VOW IN lovely style
He'd straighten mp IN half a while
An stop his Taisin Cain
Whin loafn' med fool sv him
Tn winmin told his dad
Twas nothin' less than croo az him
To be stern wild the lad.
Sue il was fine 10 hear thin vow
He was too good to reap an plow,
Too nice for har-rd work. annyhoy-
He Is 50 young they'd add
Whin Wimmin med fool av him
Ohio, Twas off riut thin.
Their words few an cool av him
They hated him like sim
9TH wretch 80 THAT sco7IndreIp' s.Cs,t in, dead
DYE mind. now. what ] alwa' said g
They'll say an toss aich purity head:
Hes Just like all tn min!''
Chicago Evening Post.
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12
A Man of Nerve.

From the Fliegende Blaetter
Debtor Ito shop girD-It's an outrage
for your employer to have you present
this bill here at the railroad station in
the presence Of all these people, Tell
him I'll attend to the matter as soon as
get home-and now give me a kiss, so
the people will think that you are a rela-
tive and have come 10 bid me good-by!
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

Edward VII has no geological right
to the English throne" is the statement
made by an applicant in a recent New
York school-teacheTs' examination. We
think not, unless It lies in the fact that
he was crowned sitting on the Stone Of
Scone.
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

Charles f Hughes is a mighty big
man, but he IS only human. He may be
wrong sometimes" ventures the Hudson
CN. " Republican. This should serve
10 chasten the soul OF MT Hughes some
what and to remind him that he is stll
a few laps shy of the Bwana Tumbo
class.
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

Just while Opportunity is knocking at
DemOcracy's door is no fit time. we be-
lieve, for it to introduce. TO the country
Senator Nardaman. That, however, is no
sort Of reason to believe that Democracy
will not do it,
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
GETTING GAY.

People used to fear the comet
All aflame;
Fled in desperation from 1t
When II came.
Later on they learned to view it
With less dread;
Rather took liking TO It,
Be 1t said.
Now they even plan to bag 1t;
Have a lad
Take a pot of paint and tag it
With an "ad"
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12
Proper Classification.

IItul FtIt MCIe
which the characters are so badly traced
that they are indecipherable. How shall
you class it?
Keeper of Museum-Oh, l shall just
call it doctors prescription in the time
Of Pharaoh
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

That Interesting gentleman who referred
10 the editor of the Atlanta Georgian as
IAN imported Yankee" is not only uncon-
vincing: he positively is bewildering. Are
we TO understand that they raise yam
KEGS" as a domestic product in Atlanta?
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12
The President and TruSts,

From the Philadelphia Press
President Taft, broad-miued, iudicially trained.
fully equipped and conservative has proposed a go
luton which will disturb no values and affect no
investments. Pass his measures and the railroad
and tHtst question viii rest for generation Delay
or defeat them and tho gathering tide viii rise
and sweep over ali landmarks.
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12
Mr.. Taft and Land Grnbbers.

From the Journal q Commerce.
II wll be a serious mistake for the Taft admin
strstIon If it does not Use the occasion q an in
yesgation Of what is called the "Ballnser piacho.
controversy % place itself sluarely and firmly on
the right side in the matter of land grabbing from
the remnant Of the public domain
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12
Con.uItinr an OcuIIst.

Doctor. / want to be fitted with
glasses"
quite So"
Something that will give me an in
teilectual appearance"
Il don't think 1 have anything that
powerful"
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12
The speaI.er and Committees.

From the Philadelphia Ledger
The Speaker who is nothing but the rnouthpieee
of the House IA foremost % defend Us right
90 appoint jts committees in whatever way If may
determine but it Is doubtful If the insurgents can
secure IN the caucus as good q representation on
This committee as Mr. Cannon would have taken
pains 90 give them
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12
Mr.. Cannon and Insurgents.

From the New YORK Sun.
The more insurgents the uienier. We object
merely 10 the essential humbug of much Of the
movement Cannon is but painted devil. The
majority of the insurgents are simply fighting 10
save their bacon. fighting Cannon because they
don't dare o. fight Taft and nun the chance Of
losing their p0stmagtershiue
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

"If kissing transmits fatal germs how
does IL happen that all the babies kissed
by Lafayette are dying at the age Of
1902" inquiries the Kansas City Times.
Lafayette kissed them before germs
were invented. OF course
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

Because OF the high price Of American
cocktails in London. LOndoners are threat
ening to boycott them, II is not often
that our American products abroad try
any OF their home tricks on the for
eIgners
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

Texans repudiate President Taft's def
milton of whisky" says the New York
Mail As Mr Taft invariably declines
to drink the stun. moreover. Texans
probably also repudiate his disposition
of whisky.
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

Another reason for the high price Of
food is that the farmers need the money"
says the Detroit News. Is that the reason
why the ultimate consumer has to pay
80 cents for pound OF turkey that brings
the farmer II cents?
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12
NTr. Knox and Manchurta

From the Springfield Republican
Tokyo does not in the least welcome Secretary
Knoxs original and bold scheme for the neutraliza
tion Of the Manchunan railroads. if the press of
the japanese capital IS safe index 70 government
feeling Presumably Nfr. Knox anticipated this de-
TeloDment and is prepared for a somewhat elabor-
ate and even prolonged campaign.
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

To the Richmond Times-Dispatch goes
Editor Hemphill, OF the Charleston News
ana Courier. Though it cOmbed this coun-
try with forty search warrants, the
Times-Dispatch could not improve on
him.
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

The way Or. Cook is being stripped
of his honors shows that he must wear
them lightly" suggests the Deseret News.
The way Dr. Cook stays out Of sight,
however. also seems to show that he
wears them darkly.
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

In one way and another, the Demo-
cratic party seems always to be right up
against it, When that recent magnificent
combination victory was won in the
House, the regular Democratic leader,
MIR. Clark, was off on a lecturing tour.
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

a Congressman has introduced a bill
10 make IL a crime 10 publish a divorce. %
says the Milwaukee Sentinel Some peo-
pie seem TO think it is already a crime to
publish the Congressional Record.
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12
ANENT SOME STATESMEN.
Gov. Harmon's Economy.

From the Boston Transcript;
Bsssiug his plea on economy. GOV Harmon. of
Ohio. urges that the Management Of the nineteen
penal. reformatp-y and charitable institutions of
thar state ho concentrated IN a single board.
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

Uncle Joe evidently did not know it
was loaded" suggests contemporary.
And yet it is somewhat difficult to imag-
ine Uncle Joe" playing the role of a
perfectly innocent bystander.
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

The Roanoke World thinks the people
should write their Congressman things
about the BallingeT- -Pinchot row. How
many of them could intelligently explain
to their Congressman what the row
actually is all about9
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12
StilI Superlative.

Marriage hasn't altered her love q
bit"
Hasn't ehe'
NO. She used 10 say he danced di-
vinely, Now she uses that term To de-
scribe the way he splits the wood"
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12
That's About All.

'Then you don't think that a young
man ought 10 see the world and get ex-
perienee7T
mot necessarily. Experience consists
mainly in parting with money unwlsely."
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12
Mr- Stenhcnson,. Canton

Ffom ne H0siHn Herald.
The lure Of being Ia FoIlstte's Marx Hanna for
contribution Of S55eD didn't catch Senator
Stephenson. Tie willy lumber king knows thar
Marx Hanuas develop before and not after Presi-
Dental successes.
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12
HIs Cnnrtic Comment.

Educational facilities were not so good
in your early days as they are now?''
"No," admitted the grouchy citizen,
they were notS / was sixteen years old
before / knew as much as my father.
The kids to-day reach that stage at ten. 3"
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

Perhaps Mr.. Roosevelt, In a ike situa-
ton, would not have handed Mr.. pinchot
his passports: yes. indeed, perhaps not.
You could not make My dear Bellamy''
believe ii, however.
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12
The ChnngInR StyIPH.

"Then you don't recognize me?'
Madam, your face is familiar"
We'll, I can't blame you. l must ad-
nit that my hair and my figure have
undergone some alterations since we met
at the seashore a year ago"
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12
Mr. Loud and the Maine.

From the New York ETeuing NAL.
President Taft's approval of a bill prepared By
Representative Loud Of Michigan. providing Tor The
removal Of the wreck Of the battle ship Maine from
the harbor of Havana. VIII make 1t exceedingly
difficult 70 delay ihat proiect any longer
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

and Mr.. Underwood. of Alabama. was In
command. This will likely start regular
sampson-Schley row inside the Demo
cratic minority.
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

Gifted, but gabby," is the way the
Detroit Free Press refers to Mr.. Pinchot.
Gifted gabby Giff''-wEat an opening
for the near-poets and almost-verslfers
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

There are two large horns TO the Presl-
dents dilemma says the Louisville
Courier-Journal A year or so ago "Marse
Henry" was inclined TO attach the horns
to the President himself
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

In speaking OF the "gravamen" or the
CLAWS charges. We fear Mr. Taft started
many more dictionary-hunting expeditions
than he imagined
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

The prohibitonists are getting dissatls-
fed with the sale Of near-beer in Geor-
gia," says the Savannah Press Not all
Of them, we imagine,
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12
Nothing so sordid.

Young love its little quarrels has.
It's passing grief;
But not upon such subjects as
The price OF beef.
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12
:1zzazR0AAY ss4R0ABEYI IN HISTORY
First Signer of Observation-Disclosures IL
mn TTTY-TF7 I'M m m nm I'M m n 4

Of the first magnitude. lie subsequently
became president OF the Provincial Con-
gress, and SO much was he feared by
Gen. Gage, that on June =, 100, when
Gage issued proclamation offering par
don to all rebels. he excluded sam
Adams and John Hancock. whose Of
fenses. he declared, ARE Of too fla
grant nature to admit Of any other con-
sideration than that Of condisu punish
ment"
When the best method OF driving the
British from Boston was under discus
sion at a patriotic meeting in that city.
Hancock is said 70 have declared Burn
Boston and make John Hancock a bes-
gar. II the public good requires it
When IN 1776 Gen. Washington had orders
from the Continental Congress TO destroy
Boston If it became necessary in order
to dislodge the enemy, Hancock wrote
to the cOmmander-in-chieft that, although
probably the largest property owner in
the city, he was anxious that the thins
should be done if II would benefit the
cause"
BY a few such leaders as this the Amer
lean Revolution was made a triumph for
human liberty and popular rights.
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12
The Test of sober Thought.

From the Kansas City Times
If an idea that seemed so brilliant as
you smoked your goodnight cigar still
looks good when you crawl out in the
cold the next morning. there's usually
something in It.
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

The suspicion grows that DR.. Cook and
Prof. Matt" Henson have entered into
a conspiracy of silence.
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

When last seen, pestiferous Uncle
Joe's" cigar was still tilted at the same
old acute angle.
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12
Rnnst or Knockf

From the Boston TanscTirt
IOungwed--I always crack up my
wife's biscuits.
Mr.. Bachelor-Heavens! Are they as
hard as that?
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

The coloners new animal is called the
"octoyon." Any relation of the octopus?
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

The kind Of BARRIERS who call them
selves tonsorial artists have driven a
great many men TO the use Of safety
razOrs
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

When It comes to aiding the good
cause. the average man would rather
contribute his opinion than anything else
he has
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

There are some suspicious men who
cannot accept sympathy without won
dering II 1t Is going TO cost them any
thing
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

\ woman Is a person who can never
understand why her husband would
rather tell old jokes than listen to the
latest gossip
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

About the hardest thing IN this world
for man 10 do Is 70 have a mean dis
position without exercising It
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

Other birthdays
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12
SNAP SHOTS.

From the Dallas NeFR
Our idea OF a good husband IS one who
would rather listen than eat.
The reason a bore is a bore is because
he thinks he is an encyclopedia
Even after man learns to say no" 20
his friends he usually says comp" 10
his wife
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

The bitterest day IN any sweet girl
graduates life IS that on which she re-
fuses 20 marry a good bookkeeper in
order 70 win fame and fortune by writing
for the magazines.
The Washington herald., 1910-01-12

Some honest women will admit that
they wear a little surplus hair. employ
complexion falsiners and add fictitious
values 10 their figures. But they will
deny that their teeth are phony.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-30
First Sent. Last Oct. Z
Application for Patent.
Serial No. 065O6.

Serial No. 065O6.
United States Land ONCE, Salt Lake
City, Utah, Sept Sth, 1910.
Notice IN hereby given that G. f..
Peak, whose post office address is Mo-
dens, Utah, has made application for a
United States patent for the Side Win
er No . Lode Mining CLAIM, situate In
the State Line Mining District, County
of Iron, State OF Utah, consisting of
liO6.i linear feet In length along said
Side Winder No vein or lode, and
surface ground not exceeding GOO feet
wide, being survey No 6O33 and des
cribed in the field notes and plat of
the official survey on file in this office,
with magnetic variation at 10 degrees
10 minutes east, AS follows:
Beginning at corner No 1, from
which the U. =. Location Monument
No /, bears y, 81 degrees 80 minutes
f., 25Si. 3 feet; thence N. rs degrees
% minutes T.. 1902 feet TO corner No ,
Of said lode; thence N II degrees 04
minutes w. $50 feet to corner No. OF
said lode; thence $, - degrees 81 min
utes w li06.l feet To corner No 4 OF
said lode; thence ;. II degrees OF min
utes II, 600 feet 10 corner No. OF said
UNIV WV HldNN VI htk luuAllEs NOhlNln~
ing as described an area OF 1913 nc
res,
Excepting and excluding there'rom
however, the area In conflict with Sur.
No, 4951, Big Bonanza lode, 1893 ac
res; sur, No 1857, Baokeye lode, 0 l90
acres. The area claimed and applied
for being 1923 acres.
This claim is located on unsuryeyed
public land, il would be in I b 5. Il.
20 W. OF the Salt Lake b. and NJ il
the present survey were extended.
Said Side Wiuder No, : Lode loca
tion claim b, ing OF record ia the Office
OF the County Recorder OF Iron County,
at Parowan, Utah, in Book "Cn of
Mining Location Notices at page los.
The nearest known locations being
Sur No, 4a57, Big Bonanza and Sur.
No. 1857 Buckeye
direct that this notice ba published
in the Iron County Record, at Cedar
City, Utah, the newspaper published
nearest said mining claim for psrio d
OF sixty days,
Ed. II. THOMPSON,
Register.
r. o. Leatherwood, Attorney for
Applicant, us Boston Bldg, Salt Lake
City, Utah.
FirSt Sept l6-Last Nov. IL.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-30
(Publisher.l

(l'ubliSher.l
Department OF the Interior, u. =.
Land Otilce at Salt Lake City, Utah.
Sept, 81, 1910,
Notice is hereby given that James
w Thornton, OF Pinto, Utah, who, on
Dee ri, 1906, made Desert Land Entry
No 6i4l, Serial No. Ol22S, for Uns. MI
/, and NJ Sch, NEl SWf, sch NW4,
section 5, Township 30 south, Range rs
west, Salt Lake Meridian, has fled no
Iico Of intention To make Final Proof,
20 establish claim 20 the land above
described, before Clerk OF the District
Court, ut Parowan, Utah, on the LIST
day of November 1910.
Claimant names as witnesses: John
III TulliS, OF New Castle, Utah, Robert
Plat aud Richard r. Tullis ~ Pint,
Utah, Joseph 5. ThIrher OF New Cas-
tie, Utah.
+ ID Il. THOMPSON,
Register,
First Sept 30-T.ast Oct rs,
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-30
Notice Tor PubIIcatlon
lPnhlieherl

Publisher
Department OF the Interior, u. \.
Land Onlce 40 Salt Lake City, Utah.
Sept p, 1910
Notice Is hereby given that Thomas
w. Forsyth, OF Pinto, Utah, who, on
Dec -, 1905, made Desert Land Entry
No $3.50, Serial No Ol2lO, for ~ SWf,
Sec II, w NW4, Sci NW4, NWf SW
!, sec. 20, and SEA NEl, NE4 SEA Of
sec, 10 Township 80 south, Range 10
west, salt Lake Meridian, has filed no
tico Of intention 20 make Final Proof,
20 establish claim TO the land above
described, before Clerk OF the District
Courtat Parowan, Utah, on the LIST day
OF November, 1910.
Claimant names as witnesses: John
III Tullls and Joseph Thurher of New
Castle, Utah, and Robert Plat and IL.
H. Tullis of Pinto Utah
II. ID. II THOMPSON,
Register,
First Sept. 30-Last Oct. 2S.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-30
Summons.
First Sept 80 Last oet.

In the District Court Of the Fifth Ju
dical District, State OF Utah, County Of
Iron.
Anna NJ, Sawtell, Plaintiff, VS.. vii.
liam G, Sawtell, Defendant
SUMMONS
The state Of Utah 70 the said defend
ant.
You are hereby summoned 20 appear
within twenty days after service OF this
summons upon you, II served within
the county In which this action is
brought; otherwise within thirty d.y >
after service, aud defend the above en-
titled action; aud in case OF your failure
SO ia do, judgement will be rendered
against YOU according To the demand OF
the complaint, which has been filed
with the clerk Of said court
This action is brought 20 recover =
judgement diSSolving the bonds OF
matrimony heretofore existing between
YOU and the plaintiff and for such fur
Their relief as prayed for In said com.
plant
EDMOND II, RYAN,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
Y, q Address: Bank Block, Cedar
City, Utah,
First Sept. SO-Last Oct. IS
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FIrst sepl. 9-Last oct. lA
Notice soV pubIicatiors.

Department Of the Interior, U. 5. Land one
at salt Lake City, Utah, Aug. gath, 1910.
Notice IN hereby given that Richard n. For
syth. of salt lake City. Utah. who, on Nov nth
1903, made Desert I ard Entry No. biOo, Serial
No. 0i25s, for Unsurveyed SEA SKA Sec. \, and
NBA NRA. Section IL, rownship 30 south !,
Range IS West. y /. Meridian, has died notice
of lutentlon To make Fiual Proof, To establish
claim to the land above described before she
Register aud Receiver of the u :. I.aud Office
al salt Lake City. Utah, ON the 9TH day of Oct
ober. 1910
Claimant names as Witnesses n. Douald
Forsyth, Thomas w. Forsyth, John II. Tultis
all of New Castle, Utah; H.. rs Han ison OF Pin-
To-, Utahi X. Muroni Giiitcs, OF New Castle
Utah; aud N. n, Porter ct SAT- Lake City. Utah
n. d. r. THoMPaON
Register,
First Sent last Oct
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-30

life.
A person who IL dilIlory at every.
thing will never be much ~ a
success In this world, for be will
soon be left far behind those who
will be present and keep In step with
the worlds progress.
About the most noticeable lack of
puDctuRlity, not only on the part OF
our citizens but travelling people ne
we'll, 10 ut our amusement halls. An
example has been shown this week
during the theatrical engagement at
the Ward Hall. The audience would
all be assembled shortly after the
time set for the performances to com
mence aud would have TO walt almost
an hour for the curtain TO rise. This
was not fault OF the people but due
10 the management of the compsny.
IL might also have been partly due to
the managers OF the Hall.
AZ our dances the condition Is
worse aud Ia due entirely TO the
lax hlbIts Of our young people. The
dances very seldom start before 9:3o
or 10 O'clock. just the time when
they should he almost ready TO close.
The managers Of the Hall have been
interviewed concerning this aud state
that they have the musicians ready to
play ut least an hour earlier but the
young people simply will not come
out at that time.
There IL certainly something wrong
somewhere that needs TO be righted.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-30
PUNcTuALlTY.

There arc number OF very i'm.
portant questions that arise every
week which are worthy OF discus
sion through these columns. Among
the most Important once IL the
question OF punotuality, not ouly
at public meetings aud business en-
gagements, but also at our places Of
amusement.
rhe people Of our progress
siye little city are Gitle, or
shall say very, negligent OF this one
thing they are not punctual enough,
or course, there are few who, when
they say they will DO there at n
certain time, are sure 20 be prompt
What y senee of security and salts
faction II Is To have an engagement
with Que OF those few on whom you
eau depend upon to be prompt; to
know that you will not have TO wait a
quarter. halt OF perhaps a whole
hour TO meet them,
\ Did you ever notice that Il was the
employee who was always on time or
a little before time at his work who
received promotionY The man who
sees the Importance Of giving his EN-
ployer as muoa or little more OF
his time than 10 required Is the man
who will win Qua In the game OF
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1910-09-30
First Sept. 30 Last Oct. 2s.
Notice for Publication.

tPublisherl
Department Of the Interior, u. >. Land once
at Salt Lake City. Utah, sept. y, 1910
Notice ~ hereby given that John III. Tullis,
OF New Castle, Utah, who on March n. 1908,
made Desert Land entry No. 559s, Serial No.
0lts5. for unsurveyed ny SEA, M SWA, sec.
II Township 10 south, Range 10 west. salt Lake
Meridian. has filed notice Of Intention 10 make
Final Proof, 60 establish ciaini 10 the land
above described, before Clerk of the Dittrict
Court at Parowan, Utah, ON the lat day of Nov
ember. 1910.
Claimant names as witnesses: Robert Plat
aud James W. Thornton OF Pluto, Utah, aud
Thomas w. Forsyth and X. Il. Tuilis, OF New
Castle Utah.
E.D. r. THOMPSON.
Register.