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SPOILED ITS EFFECT.
y Speech to the Jury That Was Ef
fectiveIy Answered.

- speech 10 the jury That Was Ef.
feetiveIy Answered,
well known English barrister,
whom we viii call Mr.. X. was a most
eloquent speaker. and his voice. par
ticularly I'm its pathetic tones. was
melody itself. His power over a fury
was astonishing. and II was very sell
dom that he failed to secure a YER
dict for his client.
On one occasion, however, he was
beaten and I'm such a ridiculous man.
ner that crowded court and even the
grave judge were convulsed with
laughter at the burlesque OF the result.
The case was charge OF murder.
Mr. X. was for the defense. His
peroration was exceedingly touching
and beautiful
Gentlemen OF the jury" said he,
III you can find this unhappy prisoner
at the bar guilty OF the crime with
which he is charged after the argu-
ments 10 the contrary which have
laid before you. pronounce your fatal
verdict. Send him 10 the dungeon.
awaiting the death which he Is 10 re-
ceive at your hands. Then go 10 your
families. lay your heads on your pill
lows-and sleep. II you CAM
The effect OF the closing words was
really thrilling. But presently the
counsel for the prosecution rose and
said:
Gentlemen OF the Jury. l should
despair. after the affecting speech
which has been made 10 you by my
learned brother. OF saying anything TO
do away with his eloquence. never
heard Mr.. X. speak that better thar
when he spoke IL now. Once I heard
him speak II in n case OF stealing ut
Leeds and again In n case at Manches-
ter. and the last time heard It was
when two men were tried for pocket
picking. But I never knew him to
speak il so affectingly as Just now
This was n poser. The jury looked
at one another. whispered together.
and the speaker saw instinctiyoly that
he had them. lie stopped at once.
closing with single remark:
IF you can't see. gentlemen OF the
jury, that this speech fits all cases
then there's no use my saying any
thing more"
And there wasn't. He had made his
case and got his Notwithstanding.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1910-04-20
OLD TIME MANNERS.

Rules of Good Behavior In the Early
Eighteenth Century.
In work entitled Youths Beha-
vior." published In l706. there is this
Injunction 10 young gentlemen, Put
Off thy Cap or Hat TO persons OF Desert
as are Churchmen, Justices and the
like. turning the Cap or Hat to thy
selfwardS; making Reverence. bow
ing thyself more or less according to
the custom of the better bred"
In the mnlst OF reuarks which indi-
cate the utmost refinement we come
suddenly upon such directions as this:
"'Tis not manners as soon as you
are set at Table TO bawl out. L eat
none Of this. eat none OF that, care
for no Rabbit; / love nothing that
tastes OF Pepper. Nutmeg, Onyons.' Z"
etc,
After stating that "some have been
so refined in Foreign parts that they
VIII neither be covered, nor sit with
their backs TO the picture OF an emil
nent Person" the writer goes on TO
remark that there are some who eat
with that eagerness and impatience.
they eat themselves out OF breath and
will pant like n broken winded Horse,
but these are not 10 be injured"
he also warns his pupil thus:
"When you are talking TO any one do
not Continually punch him in the side.
as some people do; who. after every
sentence keep asking the person they
are conyersing with. Did / not tell
you SOP What say you, sir? and in
the meantime they are every moment
jogging and thrusting him with their
elbows, which cannot be considered as
a mark OF respect"
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1910-04-20
MONKEYS IN BATTLE.
They Figh. Under Leaders and Roll
Stones on Enemies.

Aesop's ape. IL viii be remembered.
wcpt on passing through q human
graveyard. overcome with sorrow for
It's dead ancestors. and that all mon
keys are willing enough 10 be more
Ike us than they are they show by
their mimicry.
An old authority tells that the easiest
way 10 capture apes Is for the hunter
90 pretend 10 shave himself. then 70
wash his face. OH the basin with sort
OF birdlime and leave II for the apes
story Is 20 be believed the initiative
craze Is even more fatal In another
way. for II you shoot one monkey OF
q band with a poisoned arrow its neigh
nor. Jealous OF so unusual a decoration,
Will snatch the arrow from II and stab
itself. only TO have IL torn away by q
third. until In succession the whole
troop has committed suicide
In their wild life balloons as we'll as
many varieties OF the monkey tribe
undoubtedly submit 70 the authority OF
recognized leaders. There Is co-opera-
ton between them Co the extent that
when fighting In company one will go
20 the help OF another which is hard
pressed.
in rocky ground they roll down stones
upon their enemies. and. when making
a raid, as on an orchard which they be-
lieve TO be guarded. the attack is con-
Quoted on an organized plan. sentries
being posted and scouts thrown out,
which gradually feel their way forward
10 make sure that the coast Is clear.
while the main body remains In con-
cealment behind until told that the road
IS open.
From the fact that the sentries stay
posted throughout the raid. getting for
themselves no share OF the plumber, Il
has been assumed that there must be
some sort Of division or the proceeds
afterward. Man. again. has been DIFF
ferentiated from all other creatures as
being a tool using animal. but more
than one kind OF monkey takes a stone
In its hand and with IL breaks the nuts
which are too hard TO be cracked with
the teeth.-London Globe.
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NAMES OF CITIES.


NTIs&N1HE FstE8Nr
.ttow far are you goingTr asked my
,.,,oyy traveller as we came across the
:, cotthar,l. ITO Paris.- replied.
n. looked puzzled. Then rccoilec,ed
49,, mo was an italian and that be had
,,,a ,ne he had never been out OF Italy
n.scre "Parigi." I said. smiling. and
"a kpew at once what meant.
Then Il occurred TO me to mention
random 10 him and see IL he under
stood. lie obviously did not Lon
Ne, >, translated. "Ah. Londrar he
rc,eated. Yes. yes" Here were two
~ ms iourneying together across Eu-
rome IN an age which Is supposed TO
have broke. down the barriers that
once hindercd free intercourse. yet
we were not even agreed as to the
names OF the principal places on our
route.
lie called Milan Nfilano. Florence
rIrenze Turin Torino. Naples Sapoli
For Basic he said Basilea and Lucerna
for Lucerne (Which the Swiss them
selves call Luzern. pronouncing the
II" like ts).
NIOD II IuOhiChAf thVoNAs w hNAA n r~-
De called Florence Firenze, and so on.
I am laying myself open TO miscon-
ception and the charge OF insular in
science. Rather should 1 put it that
we English call Firenze Florence. just
rs we call Padova Padua and Livorno
Ierhorn. We cannot even give the
Eternal City its proper beautiful name.
Instead of Roma we say Rome. which
is only tribe better than the Ger
mans. who deep down I'm their Threats
Crunt out Rom"
The Germans are very bad offenders
n This matter OF miscalling places. for
they give them often such cacophonous
equivalents as one would never think
81 connecting with the real name. The
first time went to Italy let the
train leave Bellinzona without me. I
was drinking cup OF coffee and II
slipped on / thoroughly enjoyed q
sunny September afternoons ramble
amid vineyards aud along the shore
$50 far as / recollecD OF an enchanting
little lake. Then / went back TO the
station TO catch the evening service TO
Milan.
Presently a long and important look.
ing train Numbered I'm. On IL were
Berlin Mailand." ! regarded
them idly. wondering where Mailand
was and why i had never heard of 1t
before IL was only when I saw
friendly porter wildly summoning me
80 enter and heard guard crying out.
"Chiasso. Como, Milanc," that l re-
allied the situation and understood
Maitland 20 be German for the city we
call Milan. The German for Venice is
even more III sounding-"venedig."
Who would ever associate that harsh
frisyllable with the glories and lowell
ness Of the miracle city OF the lagoons7
London Mail
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TRICK ANIMALS.
Sometimes the Trainer Has 20 Do Hi,
Work Quickly.

Sometimes the Trainer Has TO Do His
Work Quickly.
You wouldn't believe how fast you
nave TO work to train an animal" said
the man who has broken everything
from elephants to geese the other day.
why, can tell just how many hours
Is going TO take 10 break In any
Aihd OF animal you might mention.
woman came TO me the other day
ana said: I want a trained goose for
my magic act How much will you
charge me TO break oneY
Sixty dollars said 1.
Well, how do you figure that out p
she asked
why. It's very simple said. It's
u an hour, and IL will take me just
sixty hours
Yes. sir; can train a goose-that
IS 10 follow me around and do some
simple tricks-in sixty hours. a pig in
'nir'y hours. and SO on. But as for
peatowl and q guinea hen-they
can't be trained in a hundred years.
NOW, You take a troupe OF trained
uogs' That doesn't take half as long
10 10 as people suppose. No. sir; a
man with an animal show has got to
WORK fast Why. maybe the boss
comes around on a Monday morning
ana says: 'Here-here's bunch OF
SIX dogs Now make an act out Of It
LOT next Mondays show
mere are six green dogs to make
sn'o troupe In week. Can't be
Sons' you say7 Sure. It can! One
uos-one trick-one day. That's the
principle. and You can do II too. Each
uos VIII learn trick each day all
aisnt One will learn a back somer-
sau,'' one front somersault. one to
' walk on his hind legs. one on his front
,ess' one to roll over. and 80 on. Then
~ 'ne end or the week you've got a
n n,ee il'tle act. and all the people are
,'.e'ai'ning about your years Of pa.
uence and that sort Of stufr. Patience
good thing. Of course, but the
es.et Is lust know how; that's all"
New York Post
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I don't wear a Carnegie medal
Though I'm brave a. the f.oe- ~ r.,,--
indeed. iN~ dot.t. 30 fl4nH e.. 10. d -.fs
l snoUld wear q. barrel ID. f-..
/ don't We tei<c from co..
didn't ind TIT Oil nor. 81 ....
But I've voted sor mars "a con r.-a..-t
And helped him OF OF fli.-
1 never have won a Lcz.ce priz-.
Though I've run from many fgtt
never have licked my old woman
Though that would serve her right
But have n badge that's dandy.
won II i'm no war.
Nor did Carnegie present II
For tagging a railway car
lts badge OF the honest toiler.
You can see that at a glance
III dandy. you bet. my Coxey badge
wear on the seat OF my pants.
G. NJ. BARNITZ
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n S&7W Norfolk @WeStGn
Schedule in Effect
MARCH Il. 1903.
LEAVE BERRYVILLE DAILY

LEAVE BERRNVILLE DAILY
SoUrHBOUNp
No. 1905 a. m-For Bristol and inferno
diate stations Pullman Buffet sleeler o.
RriStOE Connects with The - Louis
Express for all Points West Pullman
SLEEPER Roanoke 10 Columbus. Cafe Car
10 Williamson.
No. l-2.5S =. m.-FOr Roanoke. Bristol.
Blueheld, POCahOutas. Norton. We..h
anu immediate stations Pullman ~letuer
Gary.
No 27-7:2S p. m.-For Shenandoah * Locai
Stations.
NORrHECCNp
No. $50 a. m.-For Hage->towu and
intermediate stations connects 40 Sheu-
andOah Junction for Washington. Balti-
more, Philadelphia. auG New York. ana
AT Hagerstown for Harrisburg. Philadel
phia and New York.
No. l4-7.Of y. m.-For HacerStown. Wash
iugtOu, Baltimore philadelphia New
York; Pullman and Buffet Sleepers via
HagerStOwn for Harrisburg Philadel-
phia and New York
No. 2-ll;56 p. m.-For HaserStowu. Phua-
delphia. New York, Pullman SLEEPER To
Philadelphia.
Rates. Time Tables. information cheerfullv
furnished upon application 10 Agent y. X
W. Ry.
w. b. BENII.L, ME-. BRAGG.
Gen. Pass. Agt. Tray. Pass. A-t
Roanoke. Va.
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BAPTIST CHURCH.

REV. JULIAN BRoADDUs, ID, D., Pastor.
Preaching every Sunday at II .. M, and 8
y. m.
Sunday School every Sunday at $50 q. m.
Superintendent, ID. II. Jones.
b. y. p. U. every Sunday at Up. m.
Prayer Meeting every Wednesday nj s p. ~.
Ladies Aid Society-President, Mrs. NJ.
IL. Kerfoot; Vice-P President, Ms. w. s.
Dix; Treasurer, Mrs. A. ID. Ha-desty:
Secretary, Mrs. VIM. Hart. Meets frs,
Thursday in each month.
Neighbours Club; q Missionary Study Class
President and Leader, Miss Mary Wash
ington Gold. Meets first Wednesday in
each month at the residence Of Miss
Mary Washington Gold.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1910-04-20

The Sybarites were the inhabitants
OF the ancient city OF Sybaris, In
southern Italy, founded no b. c. They
were so greatly addicted to voluptu-
BUSINESS and self indulgence that their
name became byword among the
peoples OF antiquity. The word 'syba-
rite is used at the present day to de-
note o person devoted 10 luxury and
nlpa SIRE
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1910-04-20

Il suffered for nine or ten years.
Had spells of smothering. hraliy
went into COMMISSIONS DR.. Miles
Nervlne brought complete relief.
and believe saved my life"
MRS. ROSA BONNER.
r8s N. 18th ST.. Birmingham. Ala.
The blood is the channel through
which is transported the nourish-
mcnt that sustzins life When the
circulation is poor, your vitality 10
low, your nervous system exhausted
and you are weak and debiiitated.
rou can restore nervous energy by
taking
DR.. Niles Nervine.
Its Strengthening influence upon the
nervous system gives il power TO
send hfe-siving blood through the
veins.
Ihs first bottle WIN ssnsntI Y net. the
ssueoist VIII fsturn your nensy.
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FEATHERS AND EoosHELLs.

Incubator oil should not be left in
lamps over winter. II such oil is
burned II makes bad air and often
makes the lamp smoke.
No one needs TO ask the question Us
there an egg trustf" when IL is known
that 1.SoO.OoO.OOO eggs were stored IN
the refrigerators at one time. II Uncle
sam licked the British for 4 little tax
on tea. why doesn't he lambaste these
hogs In the manger who corner the
food supply 10 make prices high:
Can't reply? oh. my,
II the girls who pack eggs and write
their addresses on them 10 catch mer
do not all succeed. some certainly stir
red up fuss I'm New York hotels when
the Ohio and Missouri addresses Of
girls were found on eggs sold for
strictly fresh" by New York plants.
To clean the burners OF incubator
and brooder lamps boil them IN water
into which handful OF raw potatoes
has been dropped They viii get like
new.
Spring is certainly time OF huS-
uing for the hen. but it brings lazy
prostration 10 some poultrymen. There
are rainy days 20 come, so you'd bet
ter make things hum.
When Pennsylvania association al
lowed its judge 10 enter ffty-eight
birds and permitted him TO judge his
own entries the other exhibitors regis
tered kick NJ trick 50 slick. When
judges exhibit and their own birds
score they hang black Grape on the
show room door.
Two great aux eggs thousands Of
years old sold for $1,000 in gold. Bur
listen 10 our hen tale. Fresh eggs from
hen at the Philadelphia show sold
FOR $50 apiece. thirty 81 her daughters
earned $500 profit in their pullet year
and son and four daughters were
sold for $500. Now. who's who?
Be 4 little skeptical when offered
bargains in chick feed. Much OF the
bargain stun is grit and dust mixed
well with grain that's green with must
4 New Jersey grand jury investigat.
/ ing big packing concerns found $1,000
600 eggs and 100000 pounds of poultry
IN one cold storage plant. Some deal
ers were selling this storage fruit for
strictly fresh" in New York 1T % TO
! 20 cents per dozen.
/ 4 bunch of tanned wild turkeys was
exhibited NJ the Philadelphia show by
a woman fancier OF Virginia. Oh. you
woman! You can tame everything but
your aversion TO gray hair and a
mouse.
Chicago certainly has Il reputation
for producing things that need inves-
tigation. Tons Of rank canned eggs
shipped from there have been found
and condemned. and their scent. fol
! lowed by the inspectors. led right back
10 the trust. Easy trail 10 follow.
Every one should try 70 get out a
, few chicks II for nothing else than
| for recreation. When man comes
home from the store. Office or Shop ana
gets the feed pan and goes out and
tie downy chicks crowd around him.
he forgetS the worry OF the day ana
renews his youth. Sorry for You t.
YOU haven't room for garden patch
! and chicks.
| o. M
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1910-04-20
An Attractive Residence.

Your residence can be made more
attractive, more stylish and more
comfortably by having it papered
with neat, artistic paper, lean do
this work for you at a fair price
and guarantee your satisfaction.
The price is low when the character
of work and material is considered.
p. M. RIoAMoRS. -
Berryville, Va,
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1910-04-20
GRIND AND MIX YOUR OWN
FEED

Poultrymcn have generally discarded
wet feed mixtures for chicks.
They bring Indigestion and. with
gapes, have caused great mortality
among young turkeys and chickens.
Preventive measures have stoned
gapes in many hocks. and feeding dry
broken grain, with grit and charcoal
has eliminated Indigestion almost en-.
tirely from many yards.
a number OF fanciers grind and mix
their own feed.
An excellent grist mill and shell
breaker can be secured for IS.
Most anything suitable for feed and
grit may be ground in this. and the
oyster shells. which usually cost moth
ing. that one may prepare for winter
pay for the machine.
Thus one saves money. and his
chickens get sound. fresh grain. n,
right size and mixed in proper proper
ton.
FOR the accommodation Of those who
desire TO mix their own feed we fur
nish the following formulate:
CHICK FEED
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Sometimes There isn't.

Fiubbe-rm going into the manu-
facture OF something there ought to
be money In.
Dubbe-what are you going TO man.
ufacture2
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. and purses
London Telegraph.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1910-04-20
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.

PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.
Sunday School every Sabbath morning a,
s:Se O'Clock.
Ladies' Aid Society, first Friday evening oil
each month at 5 o'clock, at Mrs. fsaar
Bowman's residence.
Children's Missionary Society, second Sab
bath each month at 8 p. m, at church.
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GRACE EPISCOPAL CHURCH.
REV. Epw. WALL, Rector

XIV. EDW. Wall, HeOtOr.
Divine Services and Sermon every Sunday al
IL a. m. and 8 p. m.
Sunday School, John b. Neill, Superinten.
dent, at $50 6. m.
Bible Glass, Monday, pm.
Ladies' Aid Society, Mrs. ]. M. q. Mcclure
President; Mrs. Ida Morgan, Secretary
and Treasurer; meets every two weeks
on Thursday, at $50 p. m.
Woman's Auxiliary Missionary Society
Mrs, Edw. Wall. President; Miss Annie
@. Moore. Treasurer; Mrs. A, Cummins
Secretary; Custodian Of United Offering
Mrs. Lorenzo Lewis; meets first Wed
nesdsy in each month.
Chapel Society, Mrs. Il. p. Page, Treasurer
meets on call when necessary.
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Rent Your Popular Novels.

All the leading popular novels
of the day can be rented from Us
at the rate of 10 cents per book
per week. Large assortment TO
choose from. Come and see them.
The RICAMORE STORE.
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Kings Daughters, Mrs. P. n. Powers. Pres.
ident; Mrs Il. +. Louthan, Vice Presi'
dent; Miss Florence Baughman, Treas
urer Mrs. A. p, Osborne, Secretary;
meets first Tuesday in each month, ai
$50 p. M, at the residence OF Mrs. A p
Osborne,
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o1n6OIO6x
-oF THE
& COUNTY
CIRCUIT COURT.
Hos. T W. HARnrson Judge.
uichester. Va.
Meets Fourth Monday I'm January. N.,rcn
May. September and November
BOARD OF SUPERVISORS.
Battle Town.. Ed. Barnett Chairman
Chapel District-J. Ralph Grigsby.
oreenwsy District-Jscob Carver.
Longmarsh-Hugh Pierce.
MEETINGS
yanuary-First Monday.
March-Second Monday
May-Second Monday.
yuly-Fourth Monday.
September-second Monday.
November-Second Monday
SAMUEL McCosxrcx,
Clerk OF the Circuit Court.
JoHS M. GIBSON.
Deputy Circuit Court Clerk.
w. 7. Lkw1s,
Attorney fc- the Common wealth.
X. L. THOMPSON
County Commissioner Of Revsnus
w. A. BRApFosp
Treasurer of Clarke County. berryvIle Va
VIII. CAKrxA
Deputy Treasurer of Clarke Comfy. berry
vile, Va.
G. G.. MASSEY.
superintendent of Public Schools. White
Post. Va.
c. L. s. HARRn
County Surveyor. bowles Va
GEORGE II. LEVI
Sheriff OF Clarke County, Berryvills, Va,
JESSIE NJ. LurTox,
Deputy Sheriff and Jailer of Clarke County
Berryville, Va.
HON. ID. II. JOINS,
Mayor Of Berryville, Va.
DR GEORGE N. HARDksrY,
Recorder.
p. II. Powers,
Treasurer Of Berryvills.
GEORGE G. RIcAxoRx,
Chief Of Police.
h. HAMr ERB
Superintendent of Water Company.
COMMON COUNCIL.
f. G. Coiner Ward No. /.
John b. Neil. Ward No. 2.
w. T. Lewis, Ward No. =
j. 7. L. Jones. Ward No. L.
BERRYVILLE FIRE COMPANY.
Meets first Friday in each month, $50 o. m
John III. Enders. Captain.
First Lieutenant, l.. V Stole
Second Lieutenant Jas. II. Dakeman.
Third Lieutenant John II. Shsckleford
Secretary, Chas. w. Marks.
Treasurer. s. r. Baughman, jr
Surgeon, DR.. A. p. Osborne.
Chaplain, A. K. Jackson.
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SroSKwALL CHATTER, DAUGHTERS OF rBs
CoNFKDRRAcY,
President Mrs X. p. Page; Treasurer. Miss
Mamie Thomas; Secretary, Mrs. ID: IL.
Kerfoot; Recorder of Crosses, Miss Mary
Washington Gold: Historian, Mrs. James
M. T. Mcclure. Meets second Thursday
in each month at $50 p. m. at the resi-
dence of Mrs. r. p. Page.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1910-04-20

FOR SALE Hay, Corn Bran,
Mill Feed, etc. Lowest prices
possible.
BERRYVuLE MILLING Co.
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METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH
SOITTH

RKy. /. q. MICHAEL Pastor.
Preaching. Sunday at IL q. m. and sp. IN.
Epworth League meets Sunday Ht 7. p. m.
Sunday School. Sunday. $50 a. ~.
Prayer Meeting, Wednesday. 7p.m.
Womans' Foreign Missionary Society meets
on the first Friday in every month nj ;
p. m.
Ladies Aid Society meets on the first FRIDAY
In every month at p. m.
The Little Lights" Missionary Society
meets the first Sunday in every month
at p. m.
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TREADWELL LODGE. A. +. & A. NJ, No
213, meets first Thursday on or before
full moon and second Thursday there
after at 7:30 o'clock.
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Woman's Christian Temperance Union
meets every third Tuesday in every
month at 3 p. m.
The Mothers Meeting in connection with
the w. G. T. u. meets on the first Tues
day in every month at $50 y. m.
The Loyal Temperance Legion meets every
Wednesday at 4 p. m.
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The following orders meet In Masonic
Hall. Berryyille Va:
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THE MODERN wOODMEN meets every
Tuesday night
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Clarke County the Garden Spot Of Virginia
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Chapel Society, Mrs. Il. p. Page, Treasure
meets on call when necessary.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-08-03
Saved Hin, the Summation.


"Soon after our marriage my wife
anna ! went to live in an east end
fat where everything was lovely eX.
ceptkthe janitor service and that was
abotuInabie." said a Cleveland man.
THE, janitor was one of these fellows
too ag for their jobs. He reckoned
hims elf superior in every way to the
people he was paid to serve.
"0Ee night In midwinter when We
had olnpany all semblance of warmth
went out Of our rooms. and We sat
there and shiyered like all get out. /
was hopping mad and when had
finally located the janitor | ripped him
up thee back from Jericho to break
fast.
"We'a he said tantalizingly, what
are you tgoing to do about NJ
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heat
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ly.'--Clev gJand Leader.