Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1910-10-13

Comes q weu dressed city cnAD
With some oily talk on tap In
Cuts out Jack. the vlIiaEe Jay.
1ans decides 70 so away.
ACT III.
Paper Bnowstorm, railroad TRACKS
Pretty 5alio II walking hack
Cardboard engine makes stir;
Jack arrives and resouee her. u
ACT w ~
Pretty Jana TO altar led.
She and honest lack are wsA
Out before the bInciEsmith shop
Painted on a canvas drop.
Louisville Courier Journat
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Essy.
Tho voter approached the pollkician
Nth bis usual humility.
"What WIN we do with the new bath.
nb trust r be asked.
Uhe politician presently looked 10
nth hiB usaai show OF Annoyance.
"Ehl Whatf TN come 10 handy 10
ghitewash the other trusts IN" ~
aid.
Double sowing the voter backea cut
81 LOuis e~DkSpatcn-
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A Double Turn.
Eho }uggisr does turn 90 nea1,
But. after all 10 sAid. 4
We realize 1uggier's Seak
Depends upon his head
-Nsw York xfmes
nut WHOM ne stands upon snat hasa
And featly things doth Dc,
Why. after all n dona and naId,
The reverse would eeern true.
Cleveland Plain Bsa1eF.
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80 Careless 81 Him
@Don't worry. my friend. Theps's
lothing the matter with you but
light Indigestion"
Great Scott, docl The phypician I
eut for yesterday said had appendi-
tits" "
'-rhat was very careless OF him. 10
houId have known you couldn't afford
uch an expensive disease" Brown
ngs Magazine.
Beats Any e0nfise.
The ROSTERS crow does very wen
As music now and then.
But ths thing that standa Tor s0m1thfns
IL the caekie % the hen.
While the first may crow ms sun ~.
We aren't likely 20 forget
That fresh e@g served for breakfast
Beats the finest nunFige yet.
Christian science M0nitor.
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Hla Record.
Buyer--Pm afraid ha wauI1fsE make
good Watchdog"
Dealer with bun terrIefJ Not good
watchdog! Why. bless your heart, it
vas only last week that this very ami
nal held burglar down By the throat
md beat out his brains with his tau. -
1nrper's Bazaar
His psarls.
.''Tls very nirp
10 Kiss her twice"
HRid Andrew JACKSON Carter,
but. glory be,
30 sweet u she.
Two times Is just q htnrterly
--lslfmfna1ann Age HAfhka
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II No Substitute Pc Found.
Mrs. Dorkins eating from top Of
tairway )-~John. have you locked all
ne rubber shoes IN the safer
Mr.. D0rklna Yes
Mrs. Dorklns Well, lie the dog near
no rubber plant and turn out the
ights. Chicago Tribune.
Speaking 81 lsekna
Two horns VIII make more noise o.
Than one win make. .tia trnes
The auto makes moro noise with ona
Than COW can make with two.
Yonkers etatesman
Her Performances.
Ethel The man marry must be-
Zero. one who can beasd tho Hon 10
lis den
Percy--I see. Kind OF combination
.trcus man and barber.-'The Merry
Thought"
The Brutal
They tell Il that he's "a savin' bruisis-
No penny can pass him by.
He sven says that bnthin, suit
Atlanta consutusscA
Counting the Coat.
$50 you want TO marry my daughter.
10 You, young man7e
"Y-e-s, sir"
'sWoIl. can you support familyTs
~H-hew many are there Of yOa.
psir psf Louis Star.
Paradox.
In this BY hook Or crook
One can't escape q bull
xou'n note vacant look
IN persona khga are fulll
Cleveland Leader.
III the Vernaeul1r.
II understand that BLINK GOT into
financial difficulties owing to bis desire
Tor q more elegant home"
Yes He couldn't let swell enough
alone. Washington Star
Chsrchex III Femne.
When you see baahfnl lover
Bluehlng crimson Ii tho face
Every time he tahsa his watch 0eE
There's d woman Al the cAhn.n
Harvard I.ampoon.
A Bow ora Rev.
Casey Next time OF pass wid q