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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-12-31
SOUTH CHICAGO.

Two brothers engaged in fistic en-
counter on a Hammond street car at
Ninety-second street and Commercial
avenue and caused a small sized panic.
Windows were smashed and seats brok-
en-, women tainted and screamed, and
1t took the efforts of the motorman
and conductor to auell the disturbance
The two men were placed Under arrest
and gave their names as James and
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-12-31

Observation-Disclosures are some sim
pie remedies indispensable in every
family. Among these, the experience
of years assures us, should he recorded
Perry Davis Painkiller. For both in
ternal and external application we have
we have found it of great value; espe-
cially can we recommend it for colds,
-heuma tism, or fresh wounds.-Chris-
San Era.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-12-31
es 2;sS;slglIESSs}!yf1

If you are = human being. you are subject
to accidents and ailments of greater or lesser
consequence which bring you bodily aches
and pains. Are you constantly prepared to
give yourself relief in these ever recurring
snnoyances and misfortunesa
You ought to follow the example Of
T. T. Smith. agent for the Warren P int Co.;
with headquarters at Columbus, Ohio. who
writes:
"Some time ago. purchased bottle Of
Hoover's X-Ray Healing Oil. and used it on
a very severe sprain on my ankle. and il gave
me immediate relief. Have also used il for
neuralgia. pain in the body and Group, and
can conscientiousIy recommend it to anyone for
ailments of this kind
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-12-31
MUNSTER.

The Misses Jane and Anna Kooy and
Cornelius and Albert Kooy were Chi
cago visitors this week.
Miss Winnie Schoon is having two
weeks vacation.
Peter Schoon was a Highland visitor
for a few days.
School will open again next week.
We all wish THE TIMES a happy and
prosperous New Year.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-12-31
HIGHLANDS.

Miss Mary Typ IS a Hammond shop
per today.
Mrs. Boss was a Hammond shopper
yesterday.
Mrs Ellsworth returned from her
visit yesterday
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-12-31
PILES CURED ING TO DAYS

Your druggist will refund money i
PAZO OINTMENT fails to cure an!
case of Itching. Blind, Bleeding or Pro
truding Piles in to IA days. soc.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-12-31

If you smoke La Vendor once you
will always call for them.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24
Tho Latest Arithmetic.

A tramp hires out TO farmer for
Sl4 per month. He gets boss din
ncr, works for an hour and then
skips out. Counting the dinner
worth 30 cents, did hc make or lose
Counting the three bites he got
from the farmers dog while making
his skate at 20 cents bite, was the
dog, the farmer or the tramp ahead
A father pays $3.50 to educate his
daughter in music, $50 to enable her
to say good day" in French, $3.50 Ia
give her lessons in painting and
800 TO teach her how to dance. She
then marries u young man getting
q salary Of so per week. How much
will she save by doing her own
kitchen work for the next five years,
paying herself at the rate OF SO per
week.
II takes twenty blows Of ham
mer in the hands Of woman to
drive tenponny nail one inch, and
she misses the nail three times
where she hits il once. In striking
500 blows, how far in is tho nail
driven and how far can she be heard
when she strikes her thumb instead
Of the nail 9-Chieago News.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24
The Chestnut Horse.

There is an ancient tale OF n band
OF Arabs being pursued by their enc
niles which sums up their theory about
horses color. Among the heeing
baud was man with unusually keen
eyesight. and from time TO time ho
would describe 10 his leader tho horses
ridden by the enemy.
"what manner OF horses do they
rider"
"Black horses"
"Then there IL no need OF haste"
Al the noon halt the leader again
asked. "Whnt manner Of horses do
they ride nowf"
bay horses"
Then we must ride harder"
A few hours later the leader asked,
"Arc they horsed again.
"They ride chestnuts."
"Then We ride for our lives"
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24
A POWERFUL PRAYER.
Il Brought the Judges Kind Of Light
TO the Farmer.

u Brought the Judges Kind OF Light
to the Farmer.
"The late Judge Underhill." said II.
ID. Browne Of the engineering depart
ment of the Southern Pacifc. "wns
perhaps one OF the greatest characters
that ever entered the service of rail.
road. II was his facilc disposition that
led to his being appointed right OF way
agent by the Southern Pacific.
"Undcrhlll was all things to all men.
The ribnld called him reckless blidc,
the learned called him one OF the elect.
and the good character declared that
the pulpit would have hnd one OF Its
brightest ornaments II he had only
heard the call.
'IIc was the most successful right OF
way gctter that the company ever had.
"Undcrhll was sent up against a
tough proposition. There was farmer
whose land lay right IN the path Of the
road. and he was coy about selling.
Undcrhlll was sent 10 see him. They
were out driving when the farmer
turned To Underhill and said:
81 want TO do the right thing. judge
I have prayed all night for guidance In
this matter. and ! have not been given
light"
1--WE Will pray FOR light right now
said undcrhili. and. getting on his
knees. he made fcrvent prayer for
the farmer TO sell his land to the
Southern Pacific.
"Awcstruck. the farmer listened on
bis knees to the powerful invocation
OF the Judge. and when Underhill 70.
sumcd his seat IN the buggy he said;
"I have been given light. Judge. I'll
sell the land nj the figure you name.'"
--San Francisco Call.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24
eoelabIe Spiders.

Spiders are not always solitary
creatures. A scientist has lately
found in southern India a species
Of spider that builds spongy nests
with outlying webs, each nest being
occupied by forty to hundred spi-
ders, with a large excess Of females,
Sometimes five or six nests are clus-
tered together, The spiders not
only live and work together, but
they share with one another any
prey that may be captured, and
some even show maternal affection
approaching self sacrifice.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24
A Willy Answer.

Sir Aequin Martin was at the
head of firm Of civil engineers
in Calcutta, a post which eventually
led TO business trip to Kabul and
to an intimate friendship with the
late Ameer Abdurrahman. His high
ness, who had low opinion of the
truthfuhess Of the average man
and woman, was greatly impressed
by the Englishman's frank manners.
"Did | ever tell you u lier" Sir Ac-
quin once asked the ameer. The
potentate rolled his eyes and re-
piled, IL never found you out in
ne."-London Tit Bits.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24
AN INCIDENT OF WATERLOO
lts Effect Upon the Shovel Making In.
dustry In England.

| jte Effect Upon the Shovel Making In.
dustry In England.
A millionaire shovel maker as he
sat in the smoking room of an At
lantic liner said:
81 have been over to England try
ing to sell shovels to the British
government. l failed. l didn't sell
a shovel. And a dead man named
Jones was the cause of my failure.
"Jones was alive, very much alive,
during the battle Of Waterloo. He
sat on horseback near Wellington's
tent. Wellington, seeing him there
in civilians dress, said angrily:
"'Who are youY
az am shovel salesman said
Jones, and | came here from Brus-
sells to see the battle
"'Now you are here said Well
ington, are you willing to carry
message for me to one of my gen
erals2 1t will be dangerous er-
rand, but just now l have no one else
to send
"T'll carry your message said
Jones, and as for danger, one part
of this battlefield is no more danger
Gus than another part today
$50 Wellington gave him the mes
sage, and Jones delivered it, but
failed to return. The duke thought
him slain, but one day eight or nine
years later man accosted the duke
in Lonlon.
"Do you remember me p he said.
az co,' said Wellington, shaking
tho mans hand warmly. You saved
two regiments Of mine by the deliv-
cry of that message. Why didn't
you return to me?'
"Jones said his horse had been
killed by cannon ball as he was re-
turning, and he himself had been
shot in the side, but not badly. A
few days abed had brought him
round.
"'Well, said the duke, what can
| do for youY
az am partner in that shovel
house of ours now, said Jones. The
firm name is Smith, jenkins &
Jones, and I'd like to get govern
ment contract
"Ile got it," the millionaire end
ed sadly. "From that day to this all
the shovels used in the British army
and navy have been supplied by tho
house of Smith, jenkins & Jones. I
wasted my time trying to compete
with that frm."-St. Louis Globe
Democrat.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24
ltajy's Rest Oays.

Under a law which went into effect
Feb. 4. 1908. all industrial and COM
merclal concerns throughout Italy
must grant their employees n weekly
rest Of not less than twenty-four con-
secutiye hours. II does not apply to
public utilities. transportation lines or
places Of amusement. The general
sense OF the law IL that Sunday shall
he the rest day. but Il is provided that
freedom from work may be given on a
day other than Sunday In the case OF
restaurants. photograph galleries, phar-
macists etc.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24

70 out Of peesness in no sooch vhay. 4
guess der peoples haf something's to say
about dot"
"vhell, sit und smoke my pipe, una
anodder man comes In. He vhas In q
hurry, und his face vhas red.
"vhat does dot sign mean?" he
shouts at me almost before he vhas In
der door.
''It means like she reads" says.
"But you can't do things dis vhay.
Who said you could go out Of pees-
uess? BY What right do you do itl
One day you vhas all right and vhant
our custom: der next you vhas going
out Of ,peesness to suit your own con-
venience. vhell. you can't do It. Here
was some shoes to fix oop. See dot
you do good job und haf 'em done by
Friday"
II dot tramp vhas around pat him
on der back, but don't see him any
where. vhas looking at der fife
pairs of shoes on der counter when a
womans comes In NIT two pairs more
und says:
"vbell. cobbler. like your nerve to
put oop n sign telling me to go to der
dago NIT my shoesl Do you belief you
run dis town.
"No, ma'am."
''It looks as n you did, but you shall
tlnd out different You don't GO out Of
peesness until you fix desc shoes und
three more pairs dot | shall send In.
II vhas for you to accommodate der
peoples. II vhas for der peoples to say
when you shall shut oop shop. Don't
talk back to me. but get hustle on
you"
Der next caller vhas also a woman.
She keeps boarding house two blocks
avhay und ALWAYS takes her shoes to
dago. She comes sailing In init a
basket Of shoes und says:
"If had found der door locked like
yesterday should have kicked II
open. Cobbler. What sort OF a shoke do
you call disY'
"vhas II some shoke II like to 20
out Of peesness7" says.
Hans 10 Warned.
"You try II. and you won't find Il
much Of n shoke. I can tell you. Your
shop vhas 10 accommodate peoples. II
vhas your pcesness to be here. When
der peoples say you can go out OF pees.
ness II vhns time TO put oop some
signs like dot. Fix oop desc shoes und
don't he all der year about It."
Der next caller vhas nice little girl
She has a pair OF mems shoes to he
heclcd und half soled. und she says TO
me:
"Please. Mr.. Cobbler. but my papa
Wants you TO fx oop desc shoes"
II vhas gone out OF pccsness. my
dear" says.
"Yes, papa said that you might say
dot. but II you did to say 20 you dot he
come around here dis evening und put
you back Into pecsness NIT six broken
ribs. My papa Is bad man II any one
goes out Of pccsness mItout asking
him about t."
Before noon even der fat policcmans
On der beat comes In. lie owes me 50
FOR n year bnd won't pay. II I speak
about der debt, he shakes his iist nj
me und says he vhil gif II AWAY dot
vhas making counterfeit money. Dis
lime he comes In init n smile on his
'ncc und hands me Q dollar und says
"Cobbler. I don't Ike to SEQ you sent
10 prison for three years. You must
'tay right here und keep dis shop run
ming. pay you DOT odder dollar mex,
week"
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24
MINUTE WHALES.
A Million and q Half Could Rest on
the Head Of a Pin.

"o Vesu OF Fin.
The completest and most perfect of
whales Is a whale so small that |, 500.
600 such whales could find room In n
space not larger than an ordinary pins
head. But In that vanishing speck Of
matter there Is already determined
the future whales body are to grow,
how many OF them are to be and
where the bone cells. the muscle cells.
the nerve cells and all its other bodily
cells are to find their proper places In
his body to the end of that whales
life.
But much more than that. In that
one primordiai cell. scarcely imagina-
BILE for It's minuteness, are stored the
physical memories, so to speak, of that
whales ancestors back to the first
whale. Therefore as he grows he will
show that whales used to walk, for
legs complete to the. last leg bone will
be found In the adult whale in the
proper place for legs, but now tucked
under his skin because they are no
longer usable, much as an English no
bleman hangs I'm his hall his ancestors
coats Of mail as mementos Of days now
gone by since the coming OF rifle bul
lets.
Moreover. such minute whale Is
nothing but whale. because he can.
not possibly grow into Ash any more
than he can grow into bird, for
whales are mammals and therefore
separated by an impossible biological
gulf from all fishes. Lastly. n that
primal cell not only does there reside
the whole ancestral heritage Of former
whales, but there is ample provision
for an indefinite number OF future
whales.-Dr. william Hanna Thomson
In Everybody's.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24
HOBO HELPS COBBLER
His Advice as Followed Out by
Hans Proves a Winner.
RUSH OF BUSINESS GREAT.

Enough Work on Hand Now to Keep
the Wolf From the Door-Tramp Re.
turns and 10 Given the Glad Hand
end Some Beer.
copyright. 1901
shust have one cement patch to put
on for a week. und II looks ash II
must shut oop my shop und drive q
coal wagon when tramp comes into
der shop und says he likes to get Q
lift put on his heel.
''Tt vhas 20 cents" says.
at vhas nottings," says he.
II don't work for nottings," says I.
"Nor either" says he.
"vheil3"
"vhell. you see who I vhas. vhas
an old tramp. und my Indian name
vhas e-Who- Sits -Down.und- Thinks.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24
Lat thu psbtor eewars.

Brlggs-A safe conversational rule
Is. When In doubt talk Of the weather
Griggs- Safe nothing. | met my tailor
yesterday. and on my speaking Of the
weather he replied, "Yes. II Is unset
tied. aud that reminds me OF that lit
tie bill Of rs."-Boston Transcript.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24

II made up my first conundrum this
morning" says the philosopher of fol-
ly. "Why Is lightning like woman
driving a nalli Answer. because !
never strikes twice IN the same place.
Copyright applied for."-Exchange.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24
Paganlni's Violin.

Paganini came by his fayorite vio-
lin in curious way. A French mer-
chant lent him the instrument to
play upon at concert at Leghorn,
After the concert Paganini brought
it back to its owner, when the latter
exclaimed, to the delighted aston
shment Of the player: "Neyer more
will ! profane the strings which
your fingers have touched. That
instrument is yours"
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24
BoWSER'S HUNTING,
Makes Annual Foray Into the
Country In Search Of Snipe.
HAS Indifferent SUCCESS.

wife Has to Send For Him At Last TO
Save Him From Wrath Of Q Dozen
Farmsrs-Wss Taken For Q Lunstie
by q Stranger.
copyright. 1907. by the Mcclure Newspa.
per Syndicate.1
MIR. Bowser had promised to secure
two seats for the theater during the
day and take me In the evening, and
when he entered the house at O o'clock
with a broad smile on his face l felt
sure that nothing had happened to
bring about disappointment.
Then you got the tickets and we
are going7" I asked as I gave him the
expected kiss.
"Tickets7 Going2 What do you
neanT' he asked In a blank way.
Tickets for the theater, OF course.
You said you would surely get them
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24

Il do WISH" said Backlotz. that we
had decent heater In our house. How
10 yoursi Does II keep the house
warmf"
"No." replied sububs. but II keeps
me overheated every time I attend 10
h"-Catho!ic Standard and Times.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24

Two nice new modern cottage,
near Kenton, two blocks to cars
for sale. Easy terms. See S. w.
Rogers, 800 North Jersey street.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24
Not Near Enough.

Love Sick Giraffe (Inaking googoe
eyes at Miss Gorilla)-Way down In
nah heart I've . feeling To- you
Miss Gorilla docking dubiously down
,hs gira6e's neckp-Yss. bot it's too
sss o6, girse. ] can only b . sistss 70
vou -Bohemian.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24
A Correction.

Ennui.
A trouble 70 yourself and all around you.
30 restiess your associates confound you;
You walk about and then sit down again;
You try to occupy your mind. but all In
vain:
You're cross. and yet don't know the rea-
son why;
You give = yswn. you gaps and then you
sigh;
To every one you are q perfect bear;
What's past or coming you don't seem TO
care.
Sou md fault with everything that's
done;
vcu'rs morbid and have lost all sense Of
sun;
fou gaze at nothing with vacant stare.
And yet you're Just the same as e'er you
were!
You know the mood mean-it's what We
Merely nothing to DO -ishness'' = that's
all
L. Touchs Hancock In New York PrssA
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24

We want some vacant lots cheap
for cash, also some bargains in
small homes wanted for cash. Nc
Kinney & Davis.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24

Where envying Is there Is confusion
and every evil work.-James.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24
The Honeymoon.

Mack-when were you married
Dyer-Just about six check books ago.
Puck.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24
How Is Your TitIes

Have your abstracts made. con-
tinued or examined at the Peninsu-
IL Title. Abstract and Realty CO.
Accurate work. Reasonable fees.
H. Henderson. Manager, lao North
Jersey street.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24

You get full weight and first
quality at the Central market. Just
try II awhile.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24

WANTED.-Bright young man
to learn the printers trade. Call
at this Office.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24

All our meats are government In
spectsd and the best that money can
buy They are neatly and careful
" handled. Come In and leave your
order for frss delivery. WARES
Central Market
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24

Have your property insured in the
81. Paul o. Northern fire Insurance
companies. They are the best. 8.
l. Dobis. agent.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-06-24

wosh to- . ossssss o. yeAaA.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-02
GERMAN STUDENT LEARNS
ENGLISH IN 5 WEEKS

Eugene, Ore.-To be in America
five weeks and within that time to
learn the English language so as to
speak fluently and to understand all
conservations, is the feat of a young
German attending the University of
Oregon. Horace Hornstein is the
name of the prodigy. He comes to
the university from Vienna, Austria.
When Mr. Hornstein came to Am
erica only five weeks ago he did not
know a word of English. He now
speaks the language fluently and cor
rectly. He is the amazement of the
students i'm the college Hornstein
came to America to study medicine.
At present he is registered in the Eng
lish department Later he will take
up pre-medical work. Although he
has been here only a short time, he
expresses himself as delighted with
America and Americans Remark
ing about the difference between his
own people and Americans, he said
German boys are sluggish and lazy;
American boys are full of life and al
ways doing something Although Eu-
gene is much different from Vienna,
he believes he is going to like the
place.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-02
Not Sorry for Rlnnder.

"If my friends hadn't blundered in
thinking was a doomed victim IF
consumption I might not be alive
now" writes D. T. Sanders, Harrods-
burg, Ky. "but for years they saw
every attempt to cure a lung -racking
cough fail At last I tried DR.. Kings
New Discovery. The effect was won-
derful. It soon stopped the cough
and I am now in better health than
I have had for years. This wonder
full live-saver is an unrivaled remedy
for coughs. colds, la grippe, asthma,
Group, hemorrhages, whooping cough
or weak lungs. soc, 800, Trial bot
tie free. Guaranteed by Koeppen
Bros.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-02

No false pretense has marked the
career of Ely's Cream Balm. Being
entirely harmless, it is not respon-
sible like the catarrh snuffs and pow
ders. for minds shattered by cocaine.
The great virtue of Ely's Cream Balm
is that It speedily and completely
overcomes nasal catarrh and hay fe-
yer. Back of this statement is the
testimony of thousands and a reputa-
ton OF many years success. All
druggists, soc, or mailed by Ely Bros,
56 Warren street, New York.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-02
4 Hnir RrGndth Escane

Do you know that every time you
have a cough or cold and let It run
on thinking it will Just cure itself you
are inviting pneumonia, consumption
or some other pulmonary trouble?
Don't risk it Put your lungs back in
perfect health and stop that cough
with Billiards. Horehound Syrup.
Price csc, soc and S1.O0 per bottle
Sold by A. C. Koeppen & Bros.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-02

Daily East Oregonian by carr,r,
only IS cents pr mouth.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-02
At THE MOVING
PICTURE SHOWS
The OrpheuIn


/. Rose O'Salem Town. Biograph.
1000 feet long A story Of Puritan
Witchcraft. \ hypocritical Puritan
is repulsed by pretty little maiden
Of the sea coast and to be revenged
he has both she and her widowed
mother accused of witchcraft. The
poor mother is vlctimized, but the
girl is saved by her lover aided by
the Indians. The scenic beauty OF
the subject is a feature.
2. Remuneration. Vitagraph, 1000
feet long. Intensely powerful and
Ia with remarkably effective eX-
preston. How young actress sacri-
feed her dearest hope but in the end
came OF victor.
8. Zeb. Zeke and the Widow. Lu-
bin, 1000 feet long Zeb and zeke
were cronies until the widow came to
spend the summer in the sleepy coun-
try town. They both fell in love with
her and their flirtations were as ar
dent as they wer@ humorous. Then
the widow went back to town and in
the double sting came a renewal OF
the old friendship. A scream
Song-Dear Heart.
The Pastime.
"A Modern Knight Errant," Vita
graph, drama. Strongly dramatic and
full of thrilling interest. How bru-
tai bully met his Waterloo, and a
valiant defender of the weak won "a
charming bride.
The Sheriffs Capture" Lubin.
drama. A love story that possesses
nue. interest, as all the world loves
a lover.
"Bumptons as a Fireman" Edison
comedy. This highly amusing indi-
vidual makes his appearance in a new
role. II ever any self-assertive fire
man in some country company con-
sidered his work essential to the sue
cess of the department he must OF
served as a precursor to this indi-
vidual
From the Arctic to the Tropics"
scenic. A title literally carried out,
It is novelty in travel and scenic
pictures which will rank with the
best.