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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-19
Notice to Contractors.

Sealed bids will be received and
opened at the mayors Office. Ardmore
Oklahoma, up to noon the ith day of
June 1910, for furnishing material and
installing. heating and plumbing and
wiring of the Confederate Home build
ing now I'm course of construction in
the City of Ardmore, Oklahoma, as per
plans and specifications prepared for
same by John b. White, architect.
Each bid should be accompanied by a
certified check for $4,000 made pay
able to G.. II. Bruce, secretary building
committee.
Plans and specifications may be ex-
amined in person at the Office of Ar.
chitect. J. b. White, Ardmore, Okla
homa or same can be furnished by
said architect upon application by de-
posting the sum of $40 for the safe re-
turn OF said plans
The committee reserves the right
to accept any or reject all bids.
ID NJ. HALEY,
X. A. SNEED.
G. II. BRUCE,
19-11t Building Committee
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-19
Shawnee Gets ReeimentaI Band.

Guthrie, Okla. May 1S.-The First
regiment of the Oklahoma National
guard band, which was mustered out
here following the gun incident be
tween Adjutant General Frank Can
ton and Governor Haskell will be
moved to Shawnee by order of Gen
cral Canton.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-19
Notice.

We are preparing a new telephone
directory. Any subscriber desiring a
change must notify the local mana
ger by the Goth.
CHICKASAW TELEPHONE co.
1873
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-19
Stolen Horse Recovered.

With the combined assistance of
Van Logsdon and X. w. Rogers,
Constable W. r.. Landrum did very
pretty piece of detective work late
yesterday evening, A young man of
about 22 years, rode handsome
horse into the Central Wagon Yard,
the animal was well worth 5000 and
soon the stranger had about him
several persons making inquiry about
the animal and making trade propO-
sitions to him. Mr.. Logsdon and the
stranger agreed to a trade-the
stranger accepting for his animal a
$50 pony and SO in money. The
horse trader became suspicious and
phoned to Mr.. Landrum to come.
The young fellow had doubtless new
er done any stealing before and he
began telling contradictory stories. Fl
nally he gave his right name as
being J. l.. Davis, and stated the
horse had been stolen from far
mer named Little, at Kingston. He
was placed in Jail and the sheriff OF
Marshall county was notified Mr.
Little and Deputy Sheriff Evans ar
rived here today from MadiH and
took the young man back to the
county where he committed the
crime and Mr.. Little had restored
to him his lost animal
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-19

ter County, Oklahoma. Special term
commencing June 18Th, 1910.
Monday, June 18th.
The Jennings company vs.. Frank
Dyer, ct al
Griner Drug CO., vs. B. II. Colbert
ct al
:. NJ Fuqua VS.. G J.. Lowery.
c II Roger VS. H. adams. ct al.
j. T. McCarty VS. u Adams, et al
\ c. Dennis VS. q. l.. Dennis.
j L.. Bowles vs.. G. G. a ) f Ry Co
Henry Bier vs. II. y Nlhersou, ct al
Tuesday June t4th
Max Westheimer rs. George Me.
Baughlin.
Max Westhcimer vs. G.. W. Eiug-
ham. ct al.
Turner Il Virgins vs.. Charles Co.
hee, ct al.
T.. l.. Poland VS. City of Ardmorc
First state Bank of Ardmore vs. T.
J. Jordan, King & McCauts, intcrplcad.
er
r. J. Williams vs.. G.. W. Thomas,
ct al.
National Lumber d Croosotirg Co.
vs.. Ardmore Traction Co, ct al.
John Hartnett VS.. 5. \. Newland.
Wednesday, June 18th.
W. \. Pridge VS. Wilmington.
Mrs. VI. c. Ferguson vs. c II &
p, Ry Co.
Stella Farye VS. David Shelby. ct n.
Marcelne Farve vs.. David shelby
ct al.
Thursday. June 10th.
Eta Criner ct al, vs.. st. l.. & 5 :
Ry Co
Donald Fitzgerald VS. J. II. Hucklc
berry
Marguerite Wilson VS. X f. Beay
ers. ct al
Carol A Wilson VS. r. f. Beavers
ct al.
Frank King. by his father vs. c. r
I & p Co.
Henry Bourland VS. J. II. Willis, et
al
l.. Jennings VS.. G. G. d $. +. II,
Co.
Friday, June 18th.
First National Bank Of Ardmorc v
W. & b. II. Colbert.
$ A Newland VS.. w \ Gillian
J. X. Garner VS.. J. II. Akers.
\. J. Elmore VS.. c r ] & p Ry. Co
l.. L. Tyer & Son VS.. NJ Wheeler
VI. L. Davis VS.. St l. & S f RN
Co.
G. f. Adams VS. r $ White.
Saturday, June 18th.
Ed w Roe ct al vs. Union Savings
/ Association.
! Royal Ins. Co. VS.. Ardmore Hea
& Light Co.
Mrs. J W Stewart VS. Ardmor'
Heat & Light Co
William II. Prater VS.. The Eminen
Household OF Columbian Woodmar
Mark Kirkpatrick. Guardian, sue
cessor to j. +. Robson. Guardian
VS.. Joe F. Henry ct al.
All other cases appearing on SET
ting already published and not up2,
the jury assignment will be calle'
daily and disposed of as they appea
now on the setting referred to, whic
commenced on Monday, May 10th.
All attorneys will also take motto
that the cases already on file i
the district court, without regar
to whether they appear on the Sc
tings referred to. and in which tn
pleadings remain unsettled or /
which answers will become due be
fore the term expires, will be sub1ec
to be called up by the persons II
terested and action by the court t;
ken.
The purpose of the special teri
is to relieve the jury docket but tn
trial of this docket will not int
fere with the taking of orders in otl
er causes, If the time permits, a
they may be brought up.
Published by order of the Cour
this the 18th day of May, 1910.
c. T. VERNON,
Clerk of District Court of Cart,
ounty, Oklahoma.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-19
.!otice Arkansas Travellers.

All natives of Arkansas who are
interested in the coming union pic
mic and want to see their state well
represented in the same are request
ed to meet at the city hall on Sun
day, May %, at 1880 for the purpose
of perfecting the organization and
making other arrangements for the
picnic.
JOHN H(NKLE,
c. l.. BYRNE,
j. f. HAMILTON,
CLAY MERRILL,
s. A. APPLE,
w. NJ. HILLS,
MRS. 4. N. COLEMAN,
MRS. j. II. ADAMS,
and others.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-19

Westheimer & Daube are selling
this week the best mems clothes you
ever bought for the money. Come
look at them.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-19

Blue Serge Suits for men. Sizes
broken, at prices that will pay you
to investigate. at
WESTHEINIFIR & DAUBE'S
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-19
PERSONALS

p. c. Dings, who has been in OK
lahoma City on a business tr<, re-
turned home yesterday.
John NJ. King of Cuero, Texas Is
visiting his old friend and army com
rade, Capt. J. II. Pulliam of this
city.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-19

Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets will clear the sour stomach.
sweeten the breath and create a
healthy appetite. They promote the
flow of gastric juice, thereby inducing
good digestion. Sold by all dealers.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-19
Removal Notice.

Halls Texas Wonder will remove
Kidney, Bladder and Rheumatism
trouble. s1.00 bottle contains so
days treatment and seldom one bottle
fails to cure. Sold by all druggists.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-19

Pineapples, strawberries and Cape
Jasmines at the City Fish Market
phone 359. l7-3t
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-19

for free book and full particulars,
mailed sealed, free. Address Lorenz
Electric Works, Desk 27, 2240 Lin
coin Ave, Chicago, Ill.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-19
Attention x. of P's.

There will be work in the rank oil
knight at regular convention tonight
All members urged to be present.
A. NJ. RICE, c. c.
W, r SALIBuRY, X r. & S,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-19
l9llt
Building Committee

Pineapples, Strawberries and Cape
Jasmines at the City Fish Market
phone 359. l7-3t
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-19

Mary Evelyn, the little daughter
of Mr. and Mrs. Sam II. Butler, is
reported seriously i'll.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-19

You should see those Odd and
End Suits, one-half the original
price at
WESTHEINIER & DAUBES.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-19
Electric Body Batteries

Latest improved, always ready for
use, no vinegar or acids used, same
as sold by doctors from s25 to $50,
direct from factory from SIS up.
Cures Weakness, Nervousness, Rhe-
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-19

Westheimer Il Daube are selling
this week the best mems clothes you
ever bought for the money. Come
look at them.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-19
Jury Civil Docket.

of the District Court for the Eighth
JUDICIAL district, held at Ardmore, Car
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-19

You should see those Odd and
End Suits, one-half the original
price at
WESTHEIMER & DAUBE' 5.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-19

Blue Serge Suits fer men. Sizes
broken. at prices that will pay you
to investigate, at
WESTHEI MBR & DAUBES
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-19

Do you take The Ardmoreite?
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Got something for saie7 Want ads
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1910-09-09

5000 tons of ouachan, and the fish average
about eight to the pound S0,008.o0O of them went
the way of the market and the frying pan
The fishing grounds of the Cowltz are prac
tically the only where the oulachan can be
caught in paying quantities. On the Columbia
some few caught by gill netters But the
river Is deep and for the most part the fish swim
beyond the reach of the widest net. Even when
caught they have to be picked by out
of the meshes, putting the gill netter out of
competition with the Cowitz man and his greedy
long-handled dipper The grounds extend but
eight or ten miles in the Cowlitz. Before Kelso
was on the map the best location Is said to have
been directly opposite where the Northern Pa
cifc depot now stands, but the growth of the
town has driven the fish farther up and the best
catches are now made two miles above this point
Between the small floating docks of the town
and the fishing grounds boats ply day and night
during the runs. going upstream empty and
turning laden with fish. Over 500 boats are en-
ployed In the industry about rs of them power
boats.
1t seems strange that the oulachan, SO far
superior to the eastern smelt, has never reached
the eastern markets. The fish are packed in
50-pound boxes for shipment and the earlier
catches sell in the wholesale market at from
$3.50 to $500 the box; but in the height of the
season the ordinary fisherman gets only about
$50 for 200 boxes-10,000 pounds On the river
are several men who buy at these prices from
other fishermen maintain boats of their own
ana snip dlrect 10 retall markets. Portland has
wholesale buyers on the ground, and probably
the greater part Of the retail trade Is supplied
through them At Kelso smelt have been shipped
as far east as Wisconsin. The fishermen say
that with cold storage facilities the output could
be greatly increased. Canning In the form of
sardines has never been tried, though in the
opinion of experts the fish SO treated would dis
count the imported sardine. The market 10 usu
ally demoralized early in the five months sea-
son by schoolboys. who go out, load up few
boats with fish and become easy mark for
buyers. Often, too, Greeks and Italians come up
the river in boats, stay day two and sell
their fish for whatever they get and the men
regularly engaged in the trade want to make it
licensed one, this account.
The growing output of the oulachan would
seem ON the face of 1t, to demand Clifford Pin
chot the fish commission. But the supply
increases year after year with the demand and
apparently knows limit Last years run
broke all records and the Cowitz smelt fisher
is looking forward in happy confidence TO the
coming winter when the deeps and shadows Of
the streams will again be filled with oulachan
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1910-09-09

them and shouted 'Oulachan.' Hunters and
klootchmen went into the water and caught the
oulachan with their hands. Ouachan' they
shouted. They made potlach and were filed. In
that hour was born. My name is Ouachan"
The oulachan still runs In the Cowlitz and
every year there is feast but 1t Is feast for
white men; the Indian tribes have vanished
from the river. During the early months of win
ter Portland and all the cities and towns within
reach of the fishing grounds look forward to the
feast. In the old days when Portland was the
only market fishermen scrambled for the first
of the run. wild race Of the deepladen boats
up the Columbia followed, and the first boatload
to reach the market sold, smelt for silver weight
for weight. But since railroads and refrigerator
cars have put smelt fishing the basis of a
practical industry, the first of the oulachan
does not bring more than 20 cents the pound in
the northwestern retail markets. though the very
first to arrive are eagerly sought at prices
what higher
Known commercially the Columbia river
smelt. the king OF pan fish has several names.
lchthyologists classify 1t thleichthys paclfcus
of the smelt family The Indians OF the Colum-
bia river region knew 1t as oulachan and the pio.
neer fishermen called 1t the Eskimo candle fish,
In shape 1t resembles the smelt of the eastern
states and Europe, but its rich yet delicate and
sweet flavor places 1t far above them in the esti-
nation of the epicures. Indeed, enthusiasts insist
that as pan fish it is superior to trout of any
kind
For unnumbered years the oulachan has made
the Cowlitz river its spawning ground and of
course the Columbia river Indians were the first
to use it for food. During the runs they caught
the fish In vast quantities. drying and smoking
them, and dried actually used them for light
in their teepees. For much Is the oulachan In
oil that. with strip of bark run through It, the
dried fish will burn with clear flame from nose
to tail.
In the early months of the northwestern win
ter the ouachan gather In uncountable millions
at some unknown spot in Bering sea and begin
their southwark swim. Always close to the ocean
bed, travelling in the form of monster rope miles
In length, they pass all the river and ford open
ings along the coast until the mouth of the CO.
lumbia is reached Then. SO closely hugging the
river bottom that kill nets are all but useless
to reach them, they make for the Cowlitz
few miles up from the mouth of that river they
strike the shallower water and come within easy
reach of the waiting fishermen.
From Indian times until the great catch of
last season the method of fishing has been the
same boat or canoe to fish from and dip
net with long handle for fishing tackle, are all
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1910-09-09

eagles, gulls and hawks. following in the wake
of the living rope of fish and picking up the
dead as they come to the surfa e. Then the fish
ermen gather by hundreds in their boats along
the fishing grounds and feel along the bottom
with the pole ends of their dip nets When the
pole strikes the small, wriggling bodies swim
ming along the river bottom in solid phalanx,
1t is simply dip and fill, empty the net into the
boat, dip and fill again, until the boat can hold
no more. There is not much sport about 1t. 1t
Is Just about exciting as clam digging and
requires no more skill. Quantity caught and
quickness in dipping ones boat full to the gun
wales of Tapping little fish the smet fisher
mans ideals of sport. And during the runs fish.
ermen, fish eaters and even the eternaly gob-
bling seagulls alike become sated. When the
gus are at all hungry the fishermen amuse
themselves by tossing up smelt for the gulls to
catch In the air. seagull on the wing will grab
fsh by the middle or tail, toss and reverse 1t
In air, and gulp 1t down head first In the wink
of eye.
Most OF the fishing Is done at night. Daylight
seems to scatter the fish, but even In daytime
during the height Of the season the fishermen
keep at their work with good results AS rule
there are two men to each boat and the craft
are filled In an incredibly short time One night
last season two Kelso men filled a power launch
to Its capacity of 1880 pounds in As minutes or
at the rate of 80 pounds minute, and catches
OF 10000 pounds in one day and night were fre.
quent
While the Cowlitz river is the only constant
spawning ground the ouachan has been known
to run up the Lewis and the Sandy. At the time
of the run up the Lewis. IA years ago. there was
only small run of male fish In the Cowlitz and
the fishermen made their seasons catch in the
Lewis. About once in eight years there is a run
up the Sandy apparently Independent of the
Cowlitz run, as the number In that river Is not
lessened. At the time of the last run in the
Sandy party Of Portland men went out with dip
nets. One man lost his dip net but found an
old. rusty discarded bird cage. He tied It to
the end OF a pole and scored equal catch with
the others. During the farmers drove
their wagons into the stream, dipped them full
of fish and hauled load after load to their or
chards to use as fertilizer. Pork sold in the
Portland market some months later had a dis.
tinctly fishy flavor and revealed the fact that
some of the thrifty agricultursts had fed smelt
TO their hogs
Last season the Cowlitz river was the spawn
ing ground of the greatest of smelt ever
known by fishermen who have been In the busii
ness over twenty years, At the seasons close
the river had yielded over 10000.0OO pounds. or
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1910-09-09
HOW A DOCTOR CURED SCALP
DISEASE

when I was ten or twelve years
old had scalp disease, something
like scald head, though it wasn't that.
I suffered for several months, and
most of my hair came out Finally
they had a doctor to see me and he
recommended the Cuticura Remedies.
They cured me in a few weeks. l
have used the Cuticura Remedies, also,
for breaking out on my hands and
was benefited great deal. l haven't
had any more trouble with the scalp
disease. Miss Jessie F. Buchanan,
r. F. D. 8, Hamilton, Ca, Jan. z, 1909"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1910-09-09
A Liking for "HamIet.n

do you like Hamlet?" asked the
hostess of her unlettered. If gushing.
guest.
Indeed l do" ws the reply. 'T am
excessively fond Of 1t, but always pre-
fer savory to sweet one"
There was a momentary confusion,
and then the hostess realized that the
admiration of the guest was Of cul-
mary, not literary, character.
Il gave her ham with an omelette
for, breakfast next morning." said the
hostess. when telling the story
Scraps.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1910-09-09

I am now enjoying. Mrs. SARAH
LoUsIGNoNT, Ala s. Livingston Street,
Brookheld, Mo.
The Change Of Life Is the most critll
cal period of woman's existence, and
neglect of health at this time invites
disease and pain.
Women everywhere should remem-
Der that there is no other remedy
known to medicine that will so sue
cessfully carry women through this
trying period as Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, made from ma
tive roots and herbs.
For 80 years it has been curing wo-
men from the worst forms of female
tlls-inflammation, ulcerat tion, dis
placements, fibroid tumors, irregulari-
ties, periodic pains, backache, and
nervous prostration.
If you would like special advice
about your case write q confiden.
tial letter to Mrs. PinlSham, at
Lynn, Mass. Her advice Is free,
and always helpful
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1910-09-09
How II Was Named

Nottingham lace was 80 called be-
cause 1t originally was made by the
semi-savage people who lived in the
caves In the district now known as
Nottingham. in England. BY keeping
the work between them and the dark
mouth of the cave the women could
work the pattern easily. Nottingham,
or any other lace. even the finest and
hlmiest, can be washed safely and
quickly with Easy Task soap. which
Is a natural. scientific cleanser and
leaves the lace in the best condition.
Easy Task costs but five cents a cake
at your grocer's.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1910-09-09
When the Fish Exploded.

Somebody discovered that fish are
fond of gasoline, and this led to the
idea of soaking worms in gasoline in
order to make them more alluring
when used for bait.
Mark the result.
Two of those gasoline-tempted fish
exploded in the frying pan, and broke
the kitchen window, and blew the
cooks face full Of mashed potato, and
hurled the teakettle into the -four bar.
rel, and painted the kitchen ceiling
with stewed tomatoes.
Call it lying world and let 1t go at
that
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1910-09-09

There Is more Catah in this section OF the country
few years was supposed TO bo incurabe For a great
many years doctors pronounced IL local disease and
prescribed local remedies and by constantly failing
TO with local treatment pronounced 1t incarable
Science has proven Catarrh to be constitutional DIS
ease and therefore requires constitutional treatment
Halls Catarrh Cure. manufactured by +. ]. Cheney
q Co.. Toledo. Ohio Is the only Constitutional cure on
the market 1t Is taken internally In doses from 10
drops TO teaspoonul 1t acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system. They oner one
hundred dollars for any case 1t fails 70 cure Send
for circulars and testimonials.
Address: +. J. CHENEY d CO.. Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by DRUGGISTS. 75c.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1910-09-09
Something Dreadful.

Wee Anita was listening to story
of the Johnstown flood.
What made it?" she asked.
"oh, the dam broke" replied grand
ma.
The next morning she ran into her
brothers room and, climbing up on the
bed, inquired anxiously: "Buvver,
wasn't 1t just drefful bout that swear
breaking and killing all dose people?"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1910-09-09
Even the Children,

Ex-Governor Pennypacker. condemn
ing In his witty way the American d.
vorce evil, told, at a Philadelphia
luncheon. an appropriate story.
Even our children" he said, ARE
becoming infected. A Kensington
school teacher. examining a little girl
In grammar, said:
What is the future of "I love!"'
IA divorce the child answered
promptly"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1910-09-09
Kept with Barnum,s Circus.

P. T. Barnum, the famous circus
man, once wrote: 81 have had the
Cuticura Remedies among the con-
tents of my medicine chest with my
shows for the last three seasons, and I
can cheerfully certify that they were
very effective in every case which
called for their use."
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1910-09-09

that is necessary. One
does not even need the
dip net to catch a
"mess," for the river Is
literally alive with ou-
lachan and children oft
en- bail them out of the
water with tin cans, get
ting half fish and half
water. Where the wa
ter is shallow enough
they can even be caught
with the bare hands, as
their skin is not Shiny
when in the water.
The run is always
heralded far down the
Columbia by fiocks of
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1910-09-09

dates back to the
time that wo men
may expect nature
to bring on them
the Change Of Life.
I got a bottle Of
Lydia E. Pinkham's
v ege table Com
pound and 1t made
me feel much better,
and / have contin-
ued its use. / am
very grateful to you
for the good health
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1910-09-09

The Minister-In the next world,
Tommy, the last shall be first.
Tommy-Say. won't I shine when
the minister comes to supper at our
house up there!-Puck.