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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19
The New Bosrksr

W nat dld you say your name wasr inquiries the landlady in hoarse whis per.
 Camp"
 Ladies and gentlemen. this is Mir. Grant"
 She waves yeu te vacant chair. The young lady on your right drops & half bow. The young gentleman to your ieft drops a pork chop. Thus amid covert sneers. supercilious glances and general awkwardness, you take your place among an alien people.
 "A nash house introduction always eminds me of minstrel show" de clares the humorous boarder. Be seated gentlemen; know each other and be acquainted"
 Whereat you must smile.
 Chase tie COW this way" continues the humorous boarder In time honored 'eference 10 the milk pitcher. whereat Tou must euffaw.
 lou are always master of ceremo. nles, says young lady boarder tc the humorous one AS for ne. Pm too timid."
 "Nby are you timid?"
 "Oh, I'm so little."
 sweet goods come in small pack ages"
 So does poison"
 Fine old repartee. After dinner yos ascend to your hall bedroom and won- der If you will ever be at home in this company. But you know you will. Within month you will be lending money to the humorous boarder and perhaps have love affair started.- Puck.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19
Success Magazine.
Redundant Particulars.

Cleveland people consider the name of their town sufficient as an address without the addition of Ohio, and one protesting against the use of the name of the state tells story to illustrate the folly of redundant particulars. Tt reminds me-" he said, "of the fussy Englishman who went up to St. Peter and said, I'm from London And then, for fear the saint might mix him up with somebody else, he added,
 London, England, you know That riled the good old garekeeper. From London, England. eh?' he said. Well, Mir. Man from London. England, you're knocking at the wrong door. Your new address is Shsoi, Birthstone coun- ty, Dop,tnion of Lucifer! "-Excharge.
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Tired of Beinq In Print.

"Mr. Smithers," said his wife. If l remember rightly you have often said that you disliked to see woman con. stantly getting herself into print?"
 II do,' said Smithers positively
 You considered 1t unwomanly and tudelicate, I believe?"
 Very"
 "And you don't see how an: man could allow his wife to do anything o' the kind?'
 ''Yes. ] thini so now"
 "Weil, Mr. Smithers, in view of al the facts In the case I feel justified r asking for new silk dress.''
 "A new silk dress?'
 ''Yes. For the last eight years l havt had nothing better than fourpenny calico, and l want something better I'm tired of getting into print"-I.on don TitRits.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19

S:ip2o'a Mouth an impressive Sis6s.
 IT. E.Hp aeta is q sort Gf t,@&' las !s!sAG which iuhahits the Afriea- ,tHers. To seq EippopotamGs rise 4;! "f he water &2d gc aWay Is as disees. eerti l. U t..e tourist as it would te tt see Satld lar get out of the Misseul riser aad chase q COW. The hi..a29 tie is teo short to write his fuli nams --ss big brother of the pt- v weighs five tons. and gaefgoyle f cute and pretty beside him. He Is f. and habby. covered with a reGdis skin adorned with bristles and has :; broad, fiat head as wide as dinner table. The mouth of the hippo Is an other of natures African extrava gances. He has mouth enough to (, the eating for boys boarding sehAc' His jaws are very flexible, and thUs' who have gazed into the inner wGrN: of hippo when he has opened hi: vast pink lined mouth, studded here and there with tusks that look like broken eff Grecian columns, ha.e bccl impressed with the sight. - Collier Weekly.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19
The Dream of the Key,

Some snail article had been lost-l iorset now what; let us say key-be- longing Ia ole ef cWo sisters who were travelling together. It could nowhere De feun3 Put one night one of the sisters dreamed that ste saw the key in he pocket cf her travcling bag. She told this dream on waking to the other And nave you looked in the pcr1rf: che sister asked No. have lot. aid she for the very good reuSel -hat there is ,lo pocket ia uy t~lves ir@ baG" Well. said the ether there is a pocket ;r nine. wiH jus have I i3o', there on fhe chaure" .Ard there Ike 6ey 7-as found The infer ance iS Chit the dreamer nad >ee5 with th2 sya of sense. thou&t not 0.tE the eye os ustrvatloH. the keT uG .1to t:le Fn> ..et. Even 5hen tta Ees was so fuHld sle had no recoilf i-, of seeing iC placed t5Epre. bat the 5r;,js had Gncensei"usiy recorded the scnSa ion. In course of sleep 1t had stu9# Died on that record. and by co0d luat tle sleeper on awaking ehanced to ra= member the mental operation that had taken place during sleep. It is sin sular and almost alarming reelection that our brains are stored with count less such records eff which We know nothing Dor evar shall know unless ti4a association of ideas or some peculiar mental state brings them to our no fiee.--W esstmiHster Gazette.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19
Human Heart ssa Power ErGjr-t

FVGH'dh SS SNNC' $-' J'l'H
 A great physi, i;iu once re:.erse ed that, despite it's cemr.eXity thtre was uo organ of the Hedy reader to adapt Itself te cir uustau-vs or more capa ble of rei... iH5 ,rdinary care than the heart. ThiS is very true. and an al- preciation of that fact should cause gs all the more carefully to follow tt~ wise mans advice and to keep our heart ~i.h etl diligence. When ws have rg2afd to the tremendous wort ,he heart aecaulpiishes we ti:i-ht wei with Wesley say. @Stra#==e t..;f9 I hatt Of a thousand strings should hcep ! tune so long Estimated ts 'Hr.' fashion. mans heart + tEe 'E-
 hour> fertGcms ah aI4eUHt of w which If represented by t2e ratc- -. ma3Icd fer I tts: ttt wgf,,d ..s5,.r=
 tons If wei-ht one fuet ti@h ~u-ai-s caleuiatie0 can he accurately G-fs. Giaed by measuring the force e,, -s4G ed in one beau or cycle of Moe .'-a5.sti If the heart and multiplying ti." ~aer' work ilto that of the day Thus in Il, small degree does the hearts la. contribute to swell the big tota. If t', energy the human engine eXpe5ads each day it lives.-Sew York Wor.d
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19
Standinu Up For Him.

Miriam, isn't that young Fergus coming to our house pretty often uowY"
 II suppose he is, mamma"
 "Do you know anything about him l What is he worth, for instance?"
 Well, he's worth any dozen of the ordinary young men of my acquaint- ance."
 "Yes, but
 And he's worth $1OO a week to the firm he works for, even If he does get only $2o now."-Chicago Tribune
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19
,n the Hands of the Law.

An lmpecunious young lawyer re. gently received the following letter from tailor to whom he was in. aebted:
 Dear Sir-kindly advise me by return nail when 1 may expect remittance from you in settlement of my account. Yours truly J. SNIPPEM. The folloWsr of Blackstone immedt ately replies:
 Dear Sir-I have your request for ad- vice of a recent date and beg leave te gay that. not having received any retain or from you. I cannot act in the premises Upon receipt of your check for $50 shall be very glad to look the matter up for you and to acQuaint you with the resulta of my Investigations. l am, sir, with great respect. your most ohedient servant
 BARCLAY B. COKE Success Magazine.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19
Queer rPrcnunciations.

There are many names of places i1 England that puzzle the stranger Happisburgh. in Norfolk, for instance Is pronounced HaZeboro. AberGayenny simply drops a syllable and become; Aberyenny, and it Is alleged that St Neots sounds more like Shoots thai anything else. Cirencester seems E. vary from Sister to SiZeter Ill ;ef folk WaIdringtield Is "Wunnerful' algs. Chelmondiston ''Chimston" while il; the adjoining county of Norfoils t.E.5e stanton Is "Hunston," and in the We:. country B&dseworthy is "Ea6@erY and CorHWood "Aernocd." I.auCj91 donshire claims the purest Es.::.ee..::=z out they call FsepUoreh "iarpe... .sze not far awav is another village e beauty. The motorist turned upon rough road and asked the iateliiEe9 laborer where It would take Aia5 That road said the honest countrs man, wiping lis brow, will take yas 70 Ell. sir" The eoura geous mctei. -St went oE and found Ellsworth T-iliet Is pronounced "Elser." Mane hesss Guardian
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19
Como Excuse For the Sun.

A~i>l-There, sir Is my latest pic ture. Ingenious Friend-Well, yo. haven't economized paint on 1t. havt yous What title have you given r. 1t? Artist-N'h hat do call 1t? Wh! sir. that is an autumn sunset. Ingen uous Friend-You don't say SO. Well 1 don't h'e.na the sun at all for set hng.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19
The Gnu In the Zoo.

They've got gnu in the zoo. Nss . now gnu. That is to say, no ono ever knew 1t there before. When 1t arrived 1t had very little coat. Consequently 1t was in a state of gnudity; hence. this new ditty we ans composing on the subject. But now 1t is no longer gnude. That new gnu knew some. thing and grew a new coat for tho cold weather. If some people knew what that new Nubian gnu knew, they would keep their hair on.-London Scraps.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19
importance of Towels.

Do you fully realize the importance of the vowel 'e" in English? The in- scription, "PrsrvyprfctmnvrkpthspEcp. tstn." over the Decalogue in an Eng. lish country church puzzled people for 200 years. Pepper it properly with "e's'' and you may read, Preserve. ye perfect men; ever keep these pracepts ten" Easy, isn't it?-Boston Globe.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19
Modest Modern Man.

Whatever may be said of the modern man. he cannot be said to be lacking In modesty. While the ancients did their utmost to prove that they issued from the gods, we do our best to demon strate that we have descended from monkeys.-Paris Journal.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19
Coior In iiee.

It's white He when mamma tel,y papa w''et i'aby has been saying, bu, when pa.'a goes and repeats 1t at the office it's another matter; a lie becomes more or less soiled by being mopped around.-Exchange.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19
Fla Mistake

The vender of images, who had jus beea thrown out of large office build Ing, wept bitterly as he looked at his torn clothes and broken wares.
 "Who did this?' inquired the friend ly cop. "I'll pinch 'em if y4u say thu worl."
 "No: 't was my fault" said the vic tim. s@1'''ring up the remains of plas'"' ''.-e. "I Insisted on trying ', sell ''Ss of Noal Webster to a meet in" 2" simplified spoilers" - Depve Rep0l .'inn
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19
iis Choice.

Bustin Seems-How'd yer like to b. one of desc here furrir rulers, Seil Seldum Shaves-Not me. Bus I'd lot rather be king bum dan a bum king. -Kansas City Times.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19
All tho Same.

The "horny handed" calls what h, lives on pay" the skilled mechanic wages" the city clerk "salary." ths banker income" landowner trent roll" lawyer fees" burglar "swag," but 1t all comes to the same In the end.--London Scraps.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19
Duggan Bros.
 Contractors

We are prepared to sup ply your wants in painting, paper hanging, wall tinting and decorating. Let us do that painting or paper hang ing for you, we guarantee sat;afaction.
 Get what you want a1''' at the proper time. Allow us to figure your large or small jobs.
 Old Phone 1542.
 New Phone 332
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19
Merely Local.

Young Thomas, aniictea with ! xrsea. apple pain in his midst. thus expiaane his condition to his mother: "Moeo4 I've got an awful bad pain riSAe . the middle of my stomach. but tAa rest of mo feels aner-Llppincoet&
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19

N b bstts. to lsnd than to g1vA - Bive smpelRsase . b1tte tAaa -. ~4Al00l
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19
A Conundrum.

When is a piece of wood like moD- srch1 When 1t Is converted into . ruler
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19

No weather is III fl ths winA bs SeA Apan1sa pUUvoeA
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19

In thie Wssn co muse - = A>o kAnl c bo klnd 0s0OA-oe
 Ass#sqssas=@5
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19
Is Your Private List of "IMPOSSIBILTIES" TOO LARGE?


 sonal Catalogue of Impossibities which place there.
 Go bravely to work to dlscred your s-o prove that lot of "impossfble" things possible and feasible and will find your whole scheme of life readjusted. You will fnd also that personal individual business longer Code of Reasons" for your lack of pros cess, WITH THE MEANS AND RESOURCES AT HAND, Is really atainable-n your available forces USED Rational judicious of publicity will enable to revise your list of Responsibilities" radically that 1t will longer terrify you-no longer act jailer-no perity.
 Publcity-of the sort yoa "aord"will search out the person in the city who is really to buy the thing you sell; thus erasng what may be "Impos. sibty" No from your list It will dispose of what may be "Impossbility" Mo- your list by enabling yos to double number of customers of your storechangns tagging business to a busy One-with0ut exhausting your This calls for "nerve" part for some faith, seIf.assarance But can be done -is being done all of the tIne-and Is worth aoing
 All thracyh your list ei Responsibilities" Will h' s""ns things persistent of advertising will will "eA out" of your list Business obstacles. onSce dsorganis.ton hossehoN annoyancesthese do not oe' long yosr list publicity remedies hen Interwoves with all ,osr anairs advertising will esne to play part vital helpful that ye1 Will fsrse' that .os ist of Hnpssshlataes"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19
In Doubt.

Did you ever have appendicitise said the insurance man.
 "Well,' answered the skeptic. 'l was operated on. But l never felt sure
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-04-19

pr case oi pioAeso1oi.a. .uA i.'s.ss Washington Star.
The Ocala evening star., 1910-07-06
NAME OF THE GREAT WAR
Official Designation Made by Congress
and Some Comment Thereon

Edmond :. Meany of the University
of Washington is distributing broad
cast a pamphlet bearing upon the
rightful title by which the war be-
tween the states in 1S6165 should be
known. In address at Seattle some
months ago, in referring to pension
legislation. Senator Tillman asserted
that an amendment to bill was
adopted by which the war should be
known as the War Between the
States" Personally he approved the
designation and it was approved in
the Southern states. 1t had also been
accepted by the Confederate Veteran,
a magazine of Nashville, published in
the interests of the soldiers of the
South. The name had also been favor
ably commented upon during a meet
ing Of the American Historical AsSo-
ciation in December last II original
"a with Alexander Fl. Stephens, vice
president of the Confederacy, and by
this title he designated his history Of
the struggle.
Senator Tillman's claim that the IL
tie had been officially fixed as the
War Between the States" was chal-
lenged. and i'll reply to Mr.. Meany the
senator forwarded a copy of the pro-
I
question came up in the consideration
IF a pension bill. and many senator's,
both north and south. participated in
! th.- debate Senator Carmack of Ten
u.-SS,-e. a shown by the record, moved
that the war be known as the Civil
War; while Senator Money of MiSsiS-
| Sippi couIended that the war was a
| struggle between states and in no
sense Il civil war. as each state was a
| sovereign Senator McCumber ol
North Dakota argued that it was not
| q war between states. but civil war,
! aS many men from states both north
and south We're engaged on both sides
states like Kentucky, Virginia, Ma
ryland, Missouri and Tennessee. 1t
/ was agreed that the phrase. War OF
| the Rebellion should not be used. al
/ though both Senator Teller and Sena-
tor Money cortended that IL was not a
"degrading term while Senator Pat
terson asserted that il was really a
war Of secession inasrnuch as thir-
/ teen states claimed the right 10 with
draw and establish a separate and in
dependent government The debate
ended with the acceptance of the
+ phrase Civil War" as the official des-
ierarion Of the war Of 1876
Ny M-anT says that many people OF
the South prefer that the war be
known as the War Between the
/ States" and 70 that end. he says. he
- erdeavoring 10 collaborate the views
+ u the general public in order TO OBJ
tain a greater uniformity Of name. as
Well "a a better feeling between the
children and the grandchildren Of those
W" participated in the war Nj
N-any i likely TO have his labor for
hi pains. Congress having once set
tlerl The controversy TO the satisfac-
ion = both The northern and southern
. representatives is not likely TO recon
~!Ier lis action-Indianapoli News.
The Ocala evening star., 1910-07-06

Brooton, Mimi, June 22-Every
business man at Buffalo, Paynesville.
Sedna. Glenwood. Starbuck. Lowry.
Alexandria and other towns where the
flight for or against license is now on
has received from the business men
of Belgrade and Brooton a joint cir
Icular which says in part:
We deem it our duty to inform You
that after four years at Brooton and
five Years At Belgrade without saloons
the results. both from a financial and
moral viewpoint. are such that the
question of license viii no, even be
voted on in either village this spring.
and We are absolutely certain that the
saloon question has forever passed
into history SO far as our TWO clean
villages in Western StearnS county
Iare concerned.
For about fifteen years each Of our
towns has four to five saloons which
took approximately $1,000 70 >G0,o0o
iannually away from legitimate trade
tchannel<. With the elimination of the
saloon our trade was steadily in
creased. bad accounts contracted in
the saloon regime have nearly all
been liuuidaied and poverty is un-
known in either village.
The Brooton jail was sold two
Years ago and converted into a dwell
ing, the Belgrade jail was sold for
la chicken house"
\ man cannot be a local optionist"
IN the coming prohibition election-it
is not question Of whether you
favor whiskey being sold in Alachua
county: or any other county, but the
] g.
The Ocala evening star., 1910-07-06
CITATION OF ADMINISTRATION

In County JUDGES Court, Marion Goun-
= said County:
Whereas. Louise Morton applied 70
rnIS court for letters Of administration
N the estate Of Oliver L Evans, de-
ceased. late Of said county Of Marion
said letters Of administration TO be is
sued % George Giles.
These are. therefore. TO cite and ad-
nlonish all and singular the kindred
and creditors of said deceased, to be
and appear before this court. on or be-
fore the 9th day Of July A D. 1910. and
file objections, If any they have, TO the
granting letters as aforesaid other
wise the same will be granted as pray
Sd.
Witness my name as county judge OF
the county aforesaid this 30th day OF
May, A D. 1910.
Joseph Bell. County Judge
The Ocala evening star., 1910-07-06
The POSTAL SAVINGS BANK MICRoBE


ad
decide walk
killed injured
dollars cared annually by the banks smallest
banking interest
proposed by the
depotors would
where he pleases
VI is this bank
The Ocala evening star., 1910-07-06
HAY FEVER AND ASTHMA

Bring discomfort and misery to
many people. but Foley's Honey and
Tar gives ease and comfort to the
suffering ones. II relieves the CON
geStion ia the head and throat and
Is soothing and healing. None genu-
inc but Foley'S Honey and Tar in the
yellow package. Sold by the Court
Pharmacy
The Ocala evening star., 1910-07-06
F0leyS
Kidney
Pills
What They Viii! Do for You

What They Viii! Do for You
They wiz cure your backache
strengthen your kidneys, COR
rect urinary irregularities, build
up the worn oUt tissues, and
eliminate the excess uric acid
that causes rheumatism. Pre-.
vent Bright's Disease and Dia-
bates, and restore health and
strength. Refuse substitutes.
SOLD BY THE COURT PHARMACY
The Ocala evening star., 1910-07-06
FRESH FISH

I receive every day the choicest
fresh and salt water fish, mullet and
bottom fish. lake trout and Dream.
William Tucker. city market, phone
No 2l4.
The Ocala evening star., 1910-07-06

We have a large supply Of fire wood.
both pine and oak. fireplace and stove
lengths Good asoned wood.
\ BIG LOAD FOR DOLLAR
delivered, cash. Gail a. factory or
'PHONE l7O-GEO. GILES Il co.
The Ocala evening star., 1910-07-06

A twen y-six grove. fruit and vegetable farm in
the heart of of the best trucking districts in Florida
Fine house and all that necessary take hold and
ahead with Very of wishing sell
The Ocala evening star., 1910-07-06

FOR RENT-A desirable new cot
tage. Apply 10 Star office.
The Ocala evening star., 1910-07-06

Here is a chance for who wants t, hny good
farm Sixty twenty under good hog proof wire
and in cultivation story and L half five house
screened and plastered. barns and ses for ugges
wagons If you interest. i'm the above. call
write for particulars.
The Ocala evening star., 1910-07-06

Call and for whatever you and will try
to please you.
OFFICE OCALA HOUSE BLOCK EAST SIDE OF COURT HOUSE.
GEO. X. ROBINSON, Secretary.
The Ocala evening star., 1910-07-06

About thirty acres within one an" half miles
limits, best Of virgin hammock.
The Ocala evening star., 1910-07-06

CONCLUDED on Fourth Page
The Ocala evening star., 1910-07-06
NyALIDS' HOTEL and
SURGICAL INSTITUTE.

model Sanitarfum with every equip.
menf and appliance and q complete STAFF
ofexperienced and skilled SpeCiaiisfs for
the treatment of the most difficult cases
of Chronic ailments whether requirin9
Medical or Surgical treatment for their
cure. Send fwo stamps TO above address
for THE lNVALIDS' GUIDE BOOK.
The Ocala evening star., 1910-07-06

DO not be deceived. The people are
not mocked If it is an easy thing 10
over ride the law in order to protec,
saloon keepers. some day it Will be an
leasy thing to override the constitu-
Ition in it's protection OF property
Governor Charles E. Hughes Of New
York.
The Ocala evening star., 1910-07-06

II is reported that in those counties
lin Ohio which have abolished the. Sa-
| loon there has been renna rks bile in
crease in savings bank deposits. Il
follows naturally that the money saw
ed especially by the laboring class Of
people when the unlimited opportuni-
ties for drink are taken away from
! them will be put to better uses for
| themselves and their families The
laying up for the rainy day is a natu-
raj consequence
The Ocala evening star., 1910-07-06

One OF the biggest railway preSi-
dents in the country gives the follow
ing order concerning the emp1oyuen IT
or men on the system which he con-
trolls: DO not employ drinking men.
and if the men under You drink tell
them they must step or make way for
men who will not drink" This i be
coming more and more the attitude IT
those who employ labor in SponSible
positions.
Dr. Huber recently reported to State
Health Commissioner Porter Of New
York that tuberculosis among Indians
is greatly increased by bad whiSkey
and the effort to live after the man.
ner of the whites Tuberculosis causes
half the deaths among reservation In
ldians
The Ocala evening star., 1910-07-06

Number IL
4 small orange grove near Candier