Arizona republican., 1910-01-16
LITTLE JAMES
Concerning the Postponement of the
 Reformation of the House.)

"They's evry Indicashun," sez my ] Paw, '"at this here Insurgent Move ment again tn Republican Party in Congress has reeched a Climbax an is on tn Down Grade. I see at tn Insurgents is agoin' to go into tn Re- publican Corkusses agin' an I don't know of nothin' ats so sure a Sine of Party Harmony as tn Corkus. where they Hog Ties tn members sos at they ain't no Kickin' over tn Traces. Thus tn Tiranicle Rool of Speaker Canyon is to be Perpetooated fer awhile.
 "I was a Hopin' at tn For was again to be Dethrowned this time, they was so much Talk about tn Inikwity of tn l Man Power an they seemed to be sich a Feerce Determinashun of tn Insurgence to strike fer the:r Alters an their Fires an fer tn Green Graves of their Sires an God an their Natif land out in Iowa and Kan sas an New Brasky, at I could shet my Ize an in Fancy see Unkel Josef Canyon Sheared of his Crate Power to make tn Loz of his Country.
 But it wasn't to be. Wun day Wun of tn Insurgence he went to tn Post offs Department an he sez to Mis- ter Hitchcock, seZ he. How bout my ole Frend Jimpsonweed. He rites me at he ain't got that there Post offs at I ordered fer him out at Mud Center yit' Mr Hitchcok he replize Les see,' an he takes a Memmy- randum Book out of his Pocket an lookin' it over he sez T fale to find your Name in tn list of Corixus Re- publicans. It seems to been Omitted by your Inadvertence Some how. You better Rite to MT. JimpsOnweed an advise him to make Applicashun through tn Regler Corkus Channels
 Most all tn Rest of tn Insurgence had Similar Experyence at tn Diff ferent Departmence an they held anuther Conference an wun of 'em he sez it Peers to me at this here Move ment of ourn fer to Reform tn Re- publican Party has Widened Its Scoap Unexpectedly. It's extended Beyont tn Holls of Congress sos 'at it's Took in all Offishle Life an we got a bigger job onto our hands n I Keer to go Through with. I'm willin' fer wun to Leeve tn Reformashun of tn Repub- lican Party fer a Heritage fer our Posterity.'
 "Anuther wun he sez, They ain't no doubt at we was on tn Rite Tract Our Principles was all Rite but Prin- ciples ain't Pie an that's what our Constituents demands first Of course they Hooped it Up fer us when we told 'em last Fall at we was agoin' to Overthrow tn Tirant,' but they never Dreemed any More'n we did at what a Offal Sackerfize our Victry was to be Wun.'
 'Anuther he sez, I'm about Reddy to quit my Wanderin' around an re- turn to tn Flesh Pots of Regularity an git back into tn Corkus sos at we'll have some Stand In. As it is now Insurgent is worser'n a Democrat
 "Anuther wun he sez, T don't like | Ole Canyon an his Zarlike Ways but l feel good deel like Ole Bay Ringer | tn Pote which sez, don't Keer who | makes tn Log jist so's at I can Rite | tn Songs of my Country I don't keer | if Canyon makes tn Log jist so's at | tn Fokes back at home, tn Post | masters an tn Dogketchers an tn | other Federle Offishles'll be singin' my | Praze when I Return.
 Th' Insurgence conference it | Adops Resolushun fer to make Ap- | plicashun to git back into tn Corkus. | When it was took over to tn Reglers. | tn Insurgence what carried it he sez | to Reglers, sez he. Of Coarse. you'll let | Bigons be Bigons; you'll give us our Sheer of tn Spells; you won't Hold | nothin' Agin' us?
 Sure not sez tn Reglers; we're jist awaitin' fer tn Proddigle Cafs to Return sos at we can fall on their Mex with tn Party Club which our 1mperyle Leeder has been keepin' in Soke.' "
 LITTLE JAMES. |