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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-06-04

We are possessed Of many ideas con-
corning a safe and sane Fourth OF July,
but we hate to promulgate them while
the weather is behaving like Inauguration
Day
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-06-04

In view OF the fact that the peach crop
already is coming to market. We make
bold TO predict that this early June cold
snap VIII not be utilized TO its annihila-
tiou
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-06-04

Affinity Earle's No. 3 now says Earle
is crazy. 1t viii not be a great while,
therefore. until we shall hear of "Affin-
ity'' Earle's No. l.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-06-04

A Harvard student says at is easy TO
live on 81 per week" Not IN the same
neighborbood for any great length OF
time, we imagine
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-06-04

deed-generally on free trains. with trim
mlngs. Nobody wishes a return Of those
days. however,
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-06-04
WnI ProbnbIy Recoyer.

From the Milwaukee Sentinel.
Champ Clark wants Speaker Cannon's chair, 50
they say, but as Champ has been wanting it fOr
the past number Of years 1t won't hurt him so bad
when be IS disappointed.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-06-04

How old is William Allen Winter
inquiries the Columbia State. Neither so
young as he looks nor so old as he feels,
perhaps.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-06-04
what Could You ExpectE

From the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
Teacher docking over a graduating es-
say)-Do you understand it7
Pupil (horrihed)-I2 Why, I wrote I'll
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-06-04
nv W. of VarIety.

What viii you do when you get too
old for your monologue. Jlmfrles?"
Il guess I'll so on the stage with a
prize fight"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-06-04

A little summer, now and then, helps
some, nevertheless, Mr.. Weather Man!
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-06-04
Hnn Ofher TroubIen.

This poet sings Of the penalty love
must pay"
such statistics do not interest the ult-
mate consumer"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-06-04
No SIoonshine.

This egg has a girls name written on
It. sir"
''That won't keep me from kicking.
waiter. II the egg isn't strictly fresh"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-06-04
JUNE is.

Only two weeks from to-day, Isdsl
Only two weeks from today
The banners win wave and the
whistles viii loot,
And ali the brass bands they viii
play!
Wen shout, and ven dance. ana
wen sing, lads
Wen frolic, and exc pun q corkf
Only two weeks from to-day. ladsi
And Teddy sails into New York.
A. J. STOFER.
e..s IN. R,nr,Ii. Rnsl. ,o-r,o..
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-06-04
GOV. Hughes Unappreciated.

From tho Houston Post.
Coz. Hughes has called an extra session OF the
New York legislature. That is poor return to the
people 81 New York for all the honogs they have
bestowed upou him
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-06-04
The Modern PoIonius.

Honesty. my son, osers wider field
than dishonesty"
"Think so, dad?"
Il do. For every sucker there are at
least ten ultimate consumers"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-06-04
College DebatInE.

What's the trouble with your mock
legislature?"
1T is claimed that one student bought
his seat"
eco slow. boys. That is carrying real
ism too far"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-06-04

Escaped-My negro bog, Rastus,
aged eighteen; very dark IA color
and wearing q arass ring In his
rose; has run away from my plan
tation in Anaeostia. so reward
will be paid for the return Of the
same. II captured please treat
him kindly, as ! need him TO hoe
in the garden this spring. -walter
Mitchell.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-06-04
An OId-fashIoned Application.

From the Houston Post.
We are not suspicious. a rule and freaue1ly
hs5s been oyerTedulous but It IS the plain. un-
Tsrns. ed rOughhswn. everlasting and eternal truth
that We take the average Congressional euogy with
large quantities Of salt
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-06-04

George Howard won the high
school prize for bis mastery essay
on ''The lack Of sustained power
in electric automobiles.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-06-04

That r. G.. Donaldsoa's address
viii be Chevy Chase. Nd. after
tho completion Of the Country
Club house.