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The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19

BISHOP E. E. Hoss Of the Methodist Episcopal
church South arrived here yesterday from the
orient en- route to his home in Nashville. Tenn.
Bishop Hoss is former newspaperman,
(Which is the reason" he said yesterday.
''that / am such good bishop" he Is at
the Stewart.
n C. BIssELL of Msrysville. Charles Hefernan
Of Stockton and James L. Connolly Of Coal
inga are among the recent arrivals at the
Manx.
S. 3. TRIsSELA who has come from Manila on
business connected with the Manila carnival.
to be held next February, is at the st. Francis.
F. W. PETRIE, who is interested in sugar pro-
duction in Honolulu. is guest at the Palace.
CONGRESSMAN GEORGE A. BARTLETT Of
Nevada arrived yesterday and is at the Palace.
F. s. EVER. a capitalist OF ST. Helena. is at
the Union Square. accompanied by Mrs Ever.
H. T. WHEELER, .lumberman of Portland. is
registered at the Palace with Mrs. Wheeler.
WILLIAM G. REDFIELD of New York has
apartments at the Falrmont with his family.
]. F. CoNDoN, banker of Los Angeles. is
among the recent arrivals at the Stewart.
LUTHER RODGERS, banker of Salinas. is
Namong the recent arrivals at the Palace.
+. D. MULLEN. shoe manufacturer Of Bos-
ton. is recent arrival at the Argonaut
L. o. STEPHENS, vineyardist Of Fresno. reg
istered yesterday at the Union Square
CHARLES SNYDER, mining lawyer Of Pasa-
dena, is registered at the st. Francis.
E. W. ELFENDAHL, lumberman Of La Moine.
arrived yesterday at the Stewart
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19
In the Museum

what is that, papa?" asked the pro-
gressive politicians little boy. as he
pointed to an implement which had
been used by the people OF the stone
age.
That. my son." replied the progress
sive politician, lis a sample OF what
people of today would be using if
all their ancestors had been stand
patters."-Chlcago News.
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19
Tn the Meanwhile .

Rich Man (to beggar)-Not a cent?
Remember that you will have your re-
ward in heaven.
Beggar-Will I? Then lend me s5
now and 1 will pay it back then. I'll
Blaetter.
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19

VI
w skins aMH@mp
often heard that question propounded 81
but yesterday heard except vhn f
steal comments the OF the fate that arranged
mat way. / 4
Yesterday asked in the of doctor SO
mar, who startled is by - 4
Probably 4
What has=th got do owitfit 4
".ust tha man keeps his skin IN good / 4
condition thorough day with / Il
a ne anda albrush'
~ Pu, n mny '4bun b % rowIpg f tb bo Wanted to
nd would really improve skins?'
shaving other
every morning thor
would
infinitely better skin in a short time"
n a health and~beauty
be able teach readers how TO be beautiful
Violet "Ays' "Plechecks this important of subjects
question for skin lotion
will homely, salow skin clear and attractive.
can't give .
1 could l fortune ready o my hapd
what alurng advertisers, who
pubcs
really
try my doctor friends prescription few monthss
And while about here beauty hints:
blood by sleep BY
anything color
OF fresh chamber needs help
will
improve general especially condition and
n closely related
plenty o bowels
infinitely
dollars
bags. (SA.xA
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19
It Depends

DO YOU think man should take his
wife into his confidence regarding his
business affairs?" asked the man who
had just been married.
''If he isn't making any money. yes,
replied the experienced one. cautiously
-Philadelphia Record.
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19
Used Up

so you were introduced to Teddy
Roosevelt this morning, Ell? Let me
shake the hand that shook the hand
of Roosevelt
NO. sir; that hands lame."-Lippin-
colts.
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19
| POtentiaIities
I of the Pacific
| Slope Congress

Ill, ,Id
rejoice gracious hospitality the congress Governor
happy fruitful idea when he called together the
Of these bodies which destined to make history.
long these columns The Call has sought impress
people OF solidarity for the Pacific slope 1t is
region peculiarly off by from the remainder of the
continent and while its people good Americans any Of
other of the nevertheless have
special which best promote by united action
This the purpose OF the Pacific slope whose first assembly
sits in San Francisco.
of the Los Angeles chamber of
that the cities OF this region advance with equal STEP and
the prosperity of help all the others When San Fran
suffered in 1906 Los Angeles felt the effects and this
muny of interest is natural and inevitable The prime fact that
the situation that all these prosperous of popula
ton which have scored such notable advances the last decade,
shown by the censusa these cities no,o much competitors
The growth OF the several urban communities
the markets all for the that
products vary the widest possible There region
OF the globe that supplies such wide variety OF articles
OF and OF the highest importance cultivate and
the growth OF nearby markets because the factor of poxi-
ity makes transportation charges much lighter.
The vital factor in the future of the Pacific slope will be
the development OF transportation by In large way
greatest globe permitted faow as far
producers shippers consequence
overland railroads In this direction coupled provision
adequate deene and land should lie the earliest
OF the congress.
Already has become vital institution fraugh with
potenaes OF advancement and its work has only just begun
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19

influenced of New York influenced those
Massachusetts, Connecticut New Jersey and Ohio
Upstate New York show like condition of indfe
republican that of the ultimate
figures showing plurality amounting fraction of per
of the the republicans have real for alarm
the possibilities of 1912.
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19
A Test Case

A test case seems TO be suit brought
to court to decide whether there's
enough in it to Justify the lawyers In
working up similar cases.-SOuthern
Idlmberman
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19
Wants to Be Shown.

Spain wants to have a representative
at the raising of the Maine Evidently
the view point OF Spain is very similar
to that of Missouri-Southern Lum-
herman.
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19

VIZ pay oh ,;":s .s%:
pestiferous flock of border rlfhans who
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19
Mexican
Disturbances
Are Not Serious

upon that this side of will be
able of disturbance while the other side the
Mexican ruaes will make short work of the unuy There is
n o
The trouble in Mexico far the capital concerned is,
of course phase of politics There is faction Immediately
dangerous which opposed Daz and appeal prejudice
national feeling makea for agitation Among
less exctabe people political action easily takes
violence Feeling of that permitted this side of the
border expend itself without serious friction
speeches It the difference OF temperament joined with
advanced stage of political evolution.
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19
DEPRESSING

DEPRESSING conference of bankers and econo-
II mist in New York last week Senator Adrch spoke of
measure OF currency reform which he had hoped
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19

stories of a1arums and excursions, treasons,
stratagems and spoils on the border, and these
ingenious Munchausens need but the slightest
excuse for their pernicious activity. We may
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19
AIdrich Can
Not Get
Out of Politics

material people
banking o is
There
indirectly by the
All this we'll and quite but how is possible that
popounded by Adrc shall be dssociated
the public mind? He IS under suspicion His affiliations bad
and ne IS regarded by the people OF America the of
the interests congress- More than other is respon-
sb for the loss by the republican party of
OF representatives.
Senator Adc presents melancholy figure the close of
long and aborous he leaves public
cloud and his pet which he had his heart is
under suspicion because OF its paternity No how
be the bill propounded by Adrch, all America up nights
looking for okers the No himself
his belongings from his record He politician one
day and statesman the
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19
Uncle w alt
The Poet Philo,s h er

I hired toiler whose was John, to come
with his weapons and NOW my lawn, for long green
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19

WIIIShNIo " TT q VII 0I1~I = =
badly needed some tender. care.
And John arrived at the break OF
day. and whitfield grass in a
cheerful way; the job was fierce,
for the weeds had grown, and the
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19

MAGGIE MITCHEI.r,-fitv poodor wbar
"as Maggie Mitchell, the actress, born?
she me- was born in New York City
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19

UGH speculation in political circles ON the
meaning of the election in New York and bearing the
national 1912 counted as the fundamental
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19

fact and starting point for national politics
that democratic success i'll presidential year
IS impossible unless the party carries New
York state: Partisans on that side construe
the results OF the recent election as putting
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19

N G. BIssELL of Marysville, Charles Herernan
Of Stockton and James L. Connolly Of Coal
inga are among the recent arrivals at the
Manx.
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19
Analysis
of the
New York Vote

The Empire in the doubtful column perhaps the chances
favor OF the democracy 1t must be said hezever the
figures scarcely this hope analysis vote in
New York city made by the New York Times independent paper
OF democratic leanings will show, wit:
independence league candidates the
small
the whole
home Manhattan and the Bronx
democratic than in 1908 $4,000 less than in 1906 than
losses be greater but there
10000 had the prevailing sentiment of revolt
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19
THE GOOD
WORKMAN

work and I gladly coughed up quarter E----
And whenever find that my lawn IS due
good or shampoo, III hunt -S
John, if he's still EARTH and him than the oo IS
worth I'll hunt up John have tro from the courthouse clear
dumping spot he should
doesn't quit till he finds good The streets haunted by
hftss seek and seek they that
price melon rind their hopes
esf nrs ts1 smodvsF, tsT eanfs ss unnS obn ~
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19
The Morning Chit-Chat
o::':: os;'''iiss ss:... ':'' .''-. ss G0aaAnla&eo

Y THY do men as a rule have clearer and bette
~ skins than women?
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19

yASQUEZ- Subscriber f.;tr vb.t was ths
9ats nna.s oi llpurcIo Vasauezs execution in San
quentin Tor the murders at Tres Pinos?
March 10, 1875.
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19

his political monument crowning the edifice
of long life of legislative activity. Pleading
that consideration of currency matters should
be divorced from politics, he said:
This question, if it is to be decided at all.
must be without partisanship 1t is not and must
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19

has had the honor of the hrst assembly. It may
be Portland. Los Angeles or Seattle next year.
Spokane and San Diego. Stockton, Sacramento
and Tacoma all should have claims for con-
sideration in their turn and each and all would
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19

may assume that the Pacific slope congress will become
wv annual fixture holding its successive sessions
other of the important cities of this region San Francisco
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19

SCHMITZ-H. w. A.. Allegheny. CAL Where
was Eugene +. Schmltz born? What was the
He was born in San Francisco of a.
German father.
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19

obtain chrome entitled ..PInck ;, renresentinr
5oy ana girl in a wagon drawn by dog
and the dog running after rabbit?
through any first class dealer in
pictures.
The San Francisco call., 1910-11-19

S. B. TRISSELA who has from Manila on
business connected with the Manila carnival,
) to be held next February is at the st. Francis.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-11-04

La Grange. Daniels is dead. rn&
colonies of the Second cavalry were
C. c. Washburn, ten years In congress
and one term governor; Thomas ste.
phens and n H. Dahl.
Gov. w. A. Rarstow and Thomas
Derry were colonies of the Third cav.
airy
The Fourth cavalry had six differ.
ent eolonels-Halbert E, Paine. S. A.
Jean, F. A. Boardman, Joseph Bailey,
Webster P, Moore and Nelson F.
Craigue. Moore and Craigue are still
living
The only colonel of the First heavy
artillery regiment was Col. c. C. Mes
servy, former Milwaukee newspaper
man, who is dead.
Only a dozen of the los colonies
of Wisconsin regiments are still liv-
ing. OF the 81 coo soldiers and sail
ors who responded from Wisconsin,
1t is safe to say that not exceeding
10000 are living and a majority OF
these reside in other states. There
still live in Wisconsin about 10000
veterans Of the war. and in their
ranks are men from all of the north
ern and some of the southern states.
Where were these men who led bat
teries. regiments. brigades and divi-
sions in the big war of 1S60-half a
century ago. and who We're they? Some
of them were then known for their
service TO the state and nation, but
most of them were comparatively un-
known outside of their own cities. VIII
lagos and neighborhoods Some of
them were in school, some teachers,
number on farms. in law offices;
some were merchants or clerks, but
al were more or less marked men
where they lived, showed evidence of
fitness for the leadership which they
afterward displayed in commanding
as good soldiers as ever enlisted.
Most of them were leaders on one side
or the other in that never to be for
gotten presidential campaign of so
years ago. when the four candidates
were Abraham Lincoln. stephen A.
Douglas John c. Breckenridge and
John Bell
Those were days Of intense excite
ment-the days of that campaign;
days of smashing things. And from
the day after election until the final
smashing OF the confederacy under
an apple tree at Appamattox, there
was no lack of excitement The like
was not TO be repeated in this country.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-11-04
AN OFFER OF CEMETERY LOTS
Circular Gives Mr.. GIimmerton a Lit
tie Jolt, But He Is Going TO
Think Ii over.

I'm the midst of life we are In
death, know" said Mr.. Glimmerton,
and yet it does jog me a little to get
this circular from cemetery offering
lots for sale.
I'VE know we've got to go some
time, but we really don't expect to go
soon. Building lots we might have
some use for; but burial lotsl Well,
we don't expect to be buried right
away.
at the same time here is a propo-
sition to sell me a burial plot at a
moderate price and on favorable
terms. / might want 1t some day;
most people do have need for such a
place sooner or later. Several hun
dred people in New York die every
week: all have to be buried some
where. ] wonder sometimes where
they all are buried. Big as the GENE
teries are you'd think that by this time
they must be pretty nearly filed, so
that 1t would be impossible 10 buy
good plot in them at a moderate price.
And that in fact is just what this cir
cular that I'm speaking about, OF the
new cemetery, sets forth.
1T comes to me this morning by
mail along with the letters and with
the circulars about soap and coffee
and millinery and that sort of thing,
all quite in the usual way, and though
it is quite different from all these 1t is
businesslike and straightforward
throughout
ut does give me little jolt be-
cause 1t offers me an opportunity to
buy place to be buried in. And yet
/ really don't know why it shouldn't
do that, and ! guess I shall have to
think it over, take the proposition un-
der consideration. Maybe ! shall not
buy a lot right away because ] don't
really expect to die soon: don't you
know how It is always the other fel,
low we think is going to die and not
ourselves? But | like the way the
proposition is put and shall keep this
cemetery in mind.
I'VE don't buy cemetery lots as we
do soap and coffee and millinery, but
we've all got to have one some time"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-11-04
SWELLING THE HOTEL BILL
Hotel Keepers Method of TAKING
Traveller Had at Least this
Method Of Novelty.

One Of the things which help swell
the travellers expenses, both in this
country and abroad, is the extra" It
may or may not be charged in the bill,
out II is sure to be paid for. Proba.
bly, even the most generous traveller,
however, will have some sympathy for
the gentleman in the following story
who was made to pay literally for a
certain annoying privilege.
During his stay at the hotel the
weather had been very hot.
Charles" said the landlord to the
clerk who was making out the bill to
be presented to the departing guest.
have you noticed that the gentleman
IN number seven has consulted the
thermometer on the piazza at least ten
times every morning during his stay
here?"
Charles replied that he had.
Well" said the landlord, charge
him the price OF one dinner day for
the use Of the thermometer Youths
Companion.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-11-04
AWFUL BURNING ITCH CURED
IN A DAY

an the middle of the night of March
goth | woke up with burning itch in
my two hands and felt as If ! could
pull them apart. In the morning the
itching had gone TO my chest and dur
Ing that day 1t spread all over my
body. was red and raw from the top
OF my head to the soles of my feet and
| was in continual agony from the
itching. could neither lie down nor
sit up. happened to see about Cuti-
cura Remedies, and thought would
give them trial. / took a good bath
with the Cuticura Soap and used the
Cuucura Ointment. / put 1t on from
my head down to my feet and then
went to bed. On the first of April |
felt like new man. The itching was
almost gone. continued with the
Cuucura Soap and Cuticura Ointment
and during that day the itching com
pietely left me. Frank Gridley, S25
East 4Srd Street, New York City. Apr.
~, 1909" Cuticura Remedies are sold
throughout the world; Potter Drug K
Chem. Corp, Sole Props, Boston, Mass.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-11-04
Mutual Expectations.

A VIGOROUSLY close-fisted man was
taking his golfing holiday In Scotland
where he hoped to improve his game
and, by driving a hard bargain, had
managed to secure the exclusive serv.
Ices Of flrst-class caddie. who was
known TO be a very good player
Mind. now" said tho ambitions
southerner, 81 expect TO receive some
really good tips from you during my
stay here, you understand" Aye
replied the Scotsman, hitching up the
heavy bag, IAN Ah'm expectin' the
like frae ye, ye ken Golf Illustrated
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-11-04
All About II

To appreciate fully this scrap Of dis
logue quoted from London Punch, one
should see the two odd characters en-.
gagged 1t it. Apparently they parted
satisfied. one that he had impaired
some real information, the other that
he had received some. Said one man
"D'you recollec' old 's-'is-nameS e.
I'm with the collarr
"Aye!"
'Wot abaht Inn"
"'E'ad 10 go down"-jerk OF the
head-'you know-they give I'm wot
you call it--didn't arr git 1t, don't
think"
Rely"
"'Adn't you card. then 60
Il did ear sUmefink. but no details,
not afore Youths Companion.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-11-04
Exiaenclea Of journalism.

Brooks said Rivers, lis there such
a word as OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES"
4 think So" answered Brooks. "aut
] am not sure"
Well, II there isn't there ought TO
be. I'm going TO use it, anyhow I'm
writing on space today"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-11-04
a Biased Opinion .

do YOU think buttermiik will pro-
long ones life. Colonel Soaksby?"
"Abem, have no doubt. Miss
Plumper, that II a person had 10 drink
buttermilk every day 1t would make
life seem longer"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-11-04
Down in Frog Hollow.

Summer Boarder-Then you don't
like these motor boats, Ell?
Farmer Ryetop-NO, be gosh! They
be a nuisance. The frogs have got
TO croak "chug- chug" instead Of "glug-
glug," and when you kin them their
legs taste like gasoline
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-11-04
Z An Endless Job.

"1ll bet / could keep a fairy god
mother busy"
''As to how?"
I'D have her look after my touring
car"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-11-04

"Tibbles says 2 woman In tights Is
disgusting"
Il notice he doesn't get disgusted
until the show Is ever"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-11-04

His Wife-Did your heart -palp.gate
when you propos cd 10 me-
Her Husband-No: but my knees
did.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-11-04

Preserving mediocrity is much more
respectable, and unspeakubly more
useful than talented inconsistency
Dr. Hamilton.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-11-04
In the BEGINNING.

Soodwin-There was a touch Of IA
tuTe in old Adam
Hiiow-Probably the one touch OF
nature that made the whole world kin.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-11-04
Apparently Unfortunate.

Krompton--I have a farmer friend
whose crops for the last four years
nave gone up in smoke.
Kingsback-He must feel discour-
aged
krompton-Not at all: be raises to-
baccO.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-11-04

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put IN
90 years ago. They regulate and invieor-
ate, stomach. liver and bowels. Sugar
coated tiny granules.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-11-04

An ingrowing conscience drives
many a IMAM into sin.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-11-04

'I understand that a pickpocket
went through you on your way home
from work last pay day.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-11-04
That was touch lnck,"

Gee. IhdL was LOuEU IUCh-
Yes. but the joke was on the plea.
pocket, my wife had called at the
Office
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-11-04

One Zoe package coi1ts aIi fbeys
- Hos 10 Ore. Bleach and MiG celerA
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-12-30
NOT FROM GRATITUDE.

There are many who think that in
IL eating the branch asylum in Pen
dleton Acting Governor Bowerman
acted out of gratitude for having
carried this county in the recent ell
ection. This idea is unjust to Mr..
Bowerman. The facts show that
while he carried this county by a
margin of III votes over Governor
elect West, Mr.. Bowerman did not
run as well here as in either Baker or
Union counties when his party's
strength is taken into consideration.
In Umatilla county there is an en-
ormous republican majority. AS ex-
pressed by the registration it is some-
thing like 1900. In the November
election the republican candidate for
state school superintendent, though
an assembly nominee, carried this
county by 11S3 votes. He carried
Baker county by only 4SO votes and
Union county by 46S votes. In Ba-
ker county West had a lead of 265
over Bowerman and therefore the
acting governor fell COS votes behind
his ticket. In Union county West led
over Bowerman by 80 votes and
therefore Mr.. Bowerman was sci
votes behind his fellow candidates.
N this county Bowerman led West
by III votes yet he was still 1866
votes behind the ticket. SO it may
be seen that Mr.. Bowerman owed
nothing to Umatilla county upon the
score of gratitude.
The proper explanation of Bower
mans action in favoring Pendleton
as a site for the branch asylum is
found in the fact that he honestly
considered this the superior location
fer the institution. Pendleton was
the natural and logical place for the
branch asylum and Mr.. Bowerman
is entitled to credit for having acted
with a view to the public welfare
when he located it here. If politics
/ figure in the selection of the asylum
site such considerations were not al
lowed to interfere with the best in
! terests of the state.