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Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1910-06-14
WHtSTLING DOWN
THE WIND.

President Taft is certainly carry
ing out one OF the polices Of his
predecessors-that of incsssant tray
cling over the country and making
speeches nero and there and every
where.
Taking so much. he would, indeed.
be a very ordinary man ii he did
not occasionally say something out OF
the. ordinary. He may be- credited
with having accomplished this. For
instance. Saturday. when lie pro
claimed that the political issue now
before the country is socialism, and
that The republican party must be
esteemed the only party capable OF
meeting that issue.
Mr.. Taft would. no doubt. be bet
ter satisfied with the political stu
alton if he could persuade hinsef
that he fully believed that II the
issue now were socialism. or any
other ism bat protectionism. the
outlook might be better for the ad.
ministration Of which the president
is the head.
For it IS because protectionism IS
the issue. made such by the disas.
/ trous pretense of the administration
to revise the tariff in the interest OF
the people. that the prospect Of the
administration party at the coming
election is regarded as 50 precari-
GUS On that issue. shaped. as il
has been. By the republicans in the
tariff which the president and his
party have just given the country
the republicans have very much the
worst OF it They realize that the
house of representatives is already
lost 20 them: that on this issue the
Senate a year hence IS in the bal
ance. and that only the blunders o.
their opponents can save them from
defeat at the next presidential cleo
ton They are thoroughly alsrme,
and if the president could only con
vince them and himself that th'
country would turn its back on th'
issue Of protection and take up tina
Of socialism. looking at the sans
time. TO the republican party as thu
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1910-06-14
THE COMING OF
ROOSE vELT

The politicians in particular, and
the people of the country in general.
are awaiting the home coming OF
Roosevelt and his utterances on
questions OF public import
The republican party today finds
itself much in the same condition as
the democratic party in 1896 The
regular organization and the old
time leaders insist upon standing pa
on the Payne-Aldrich tariff law. but
the insurgents refuse TO stay on the
reservation. and are surging around
over the country making speeches
and receiving the plaudits of the
voters in every congressional dis
trict which is later being registered
in the ballot boxes as fast as the
leeetions are hehi. The republican
party is badly split and SO far there
lis no sign on the political horizon
for harmony
The speeches OF Pinehot at St.
Paul Saturday night may be taken
as a forerunner OF the words to the
same effect to be uttered by the
strenuous one himself shortly after
mis- arrival Pinchot has talked with
Roosevelt since his return from Al
rica. He met him in Europe by spe-
cial invitation and it is reasonable
TO suppose that the insurgent speech
delivered by Pinchot was inspired.
to some extent at least. b. Roose.
welt It is Impossible to conceive
that Pinehot and Roosevelt would
be against each other in this fierce
political combat of ihsurgent against
regular.
The utterances of Roosevelt viii
be fraught with much political i'm.
portance. Roosevelt has a large
army Of admirers in this country
and his support at this time means
much 70 either faction.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1910-06-14

The Lordsburg Liberal, one Of the
strongest republican papers in New
Mexico. has the following to say on
statehood: 1t looks as though the
statehood bill was busted for this
session OF congress. II was reported
that when the railroad bill passed
the senate that the statehood bin
would be taken up, and made the un-
finished business until it was dis
posed Of The railroad bin passed
and Senator Beverage moved to take
up the statehood bill, and Senator
Nelson moved to take up the con
seTvation bill. BY a vote of 40 to "a
the conservation bill was given prece-
-dence over the statehood bill 1t IS
to guess what viii happen when tho
conservation bin is disposed Of"
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1910-06-14
AVIATION
! SUCCESS

Scarcely had the excitement caused
by the successful fight OF Curtiss
from Albany To. New York City in
an aeroplane subsidized when the an
nouncement came that Captain chas.
stuart Rolls. an English aviator, had
successfully crossed the English
channel from Dover to the neigh
borhood OF Calais and returned in a
Wright aeropIane, making the trip
in ninety minutes. This is the first
time that the English Channel has
been crossed through the air from
England and the only time yet
that it has been crossed twice. going
and coming. in a single fight The
feat was. therefore a noteworthy
one. proving that J.; is as easy to
make long fights over the sea as
to make similar flights on land
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1910-06-14
HAS STATEHOOD REACHED
FAKE DISPATCH STAoE2

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re,or, q, these proceedings from, the
Associated press The significance
Of n. sc,;oo Of the senate was fully
understood tho debate as printed
in tho Congregational Record and in
the Review Of last SUNDAY show.
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honolulu Of western s..pators were
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Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1910-06-14
NINE 6 SHELTER CO.

There has been filed in the Dis
t..ct Court Of Graham county a suit
FOR damages against the Arizona
Copper Company at Clifton and the
Detroit Copper Co, of Morenci, by
the Min and Shelter Supply Co,
Of FL Paso. The suit is based upon
the claim of the Mine& Shelter
supply Co. that the above named
mining companies are using the
D'ester Concentrating Tables in
their concentrators at Morenci and
Clifton. bought from the Diester
Mfg. Co.. and that said tables are
! an infringement upon the patent
81 the Mine& shelter Supply Co..
Of FL Paso. Damages in the sum OF
$4,000 are asked for.
Since the above suit has been
filed another suit mas been entered
by Jacob Lampert and B P. McCabe
Of Los Angles, through their attorney
Walter Kibbey. asking for permission
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1910-06-14

The latest prognosticator on The
ultimate fate of the statehood bili
has appeared in the person of W
p. McNair. Chairman of the Arizona
Railroad Commission. who comes
fresh from an interview with Ralph
Cameron at Washington. The prog
nostication is that the senate viii
pass the statehood bill In The fac
OF the opinion OF our esteemed rail.
road commissioner we cannot re.
Train from the statement that TIE
senate had an opportunity more, than
a week ago to make the statehood
the next order Of business and re-
fused. Hope springs eternal in tbs
human breast. so let 1s hope
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1910-06-14

The employees Of the Old Domin-
ion and United Globe Copper com
pannes are circulating a monster pc
tltion asking the Old Dominion Cop
per company 10 start company
store in that city. The miners set
up the fact that on account Of tho
Copper Queen store in Bisbee living
is from fifteen per cent to twenty
per cent cheaper in Bisbcc than il
is in Globe, and there IS more trItl
than poetry in the.r content r.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1910-06-14

Of the court to intervene in the
above slut between the Mine and
Smelter Supply company and the
copper companies. setting up the
claim that both the Diester COM
Dany and the snelter Supply Co.
have infringed upon their patents
on the concentrating tables and
asking the modest sum Of $4,000, 600
in damages.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1910-06-14

The Douglas Chamber az Com
merce viii forward 10 President
Taft the pen With which TO sign The
statehood BIN Tor Arizona. Better
keep the money At home
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1910-06-14

We hope Governor Sloan viii never
have occasion 10 leave the territory
again 50 long as George Young is
secretary
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-05-22

shook me by the hand and told me I'd
acted square and on the level with
him and he was proud to call me a
friend.
1.-THE preacher had a small house on
the side of the street that he'd fixed
up to rent, and he allowed me and
Mrs. Hicks to occupy it till the 1910
train the next morning. when we was
going on a bridal tour to Ell Paso. His
wife had decorated it all up with hol-
lyhocks and poison ivy. and it looked
real festal and bowery.,
About 10 o'clock that night l sets
down in the front door and pulls off
my boots awhile in the cool breeze.
while Mrs. Hicks was fixing around
in the room. Right soon the light
went out inside. and / sat there awhile
reverberating over old times and
scenes. And then / heard Mrs. Hicks
call out, Amt you coming in soon.
Lem"
''Well, wellr says /. kind of rousing
up. 'Durn me if wasn't waiting for
old Paisley to-
'But when got that far" concluded
Telemachus Hicks, Il thought some
body had shot this left ear of mine of
with a forty-fiye. But 1t turned out to
be only lick from broom handle In
the hands of AIRS. Hicks"
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-05-22
champ Clark on Himself.

Champ Clark's ambition to become
member of congress was born when
he was a ragged. barefooted youngster
in Kentucky.
The minority leader told ebout that
ambition in the house the other day,
and it made a pretty good story. until
Speaker Cannon came along and in
iected some sensational utterances into
the proceedings. whereupon the re-
marks of Clark were almost overlook
ed. He was kicking about an appro-
priation for the maintenance of the
speakers automobile and referred to
the expenses of maintaining the gov
eminent
81 am as proud of my seat" said Mr..
Clark, "as any man here. will stay
here if can get $500 a year, and
would stay here if you cut the salary
down tomorrow to $1,000 year.
would stay if you cut it down to $4,000
if you cut it down to $1,000 would
stay here if you took the salary away,
as long as | had bank account enough
to stay. That is because I like the
service here. It is the thing that ]
looked forward to from a time that !
can scarcely remember. when was
poor, barefoot, ragged boy hoeing
corn on rock hill in Kentucky.
81 had never seen a lawyer, / had
never seen congressman, ! had never
seen courthouse, but l made up my
mind then that / was going to be q
lawyer and that was going to be a
member of the house Of representa-.
tives, and made good on both propo.
sitions. The picture Of that little am
bilious boy, working as hired hand
dreaming of the day when he was to
he here, abides with me to this dap
and will abide with me forever -
Washington Times.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-05-22
As Represented.

"Look here" shouted the purchaser
of the little store in excited tones, Il
ought to have you arrested for SWIM
dlingr'
whats the trouble now?" queried
the faker innocently.
"Why, you told me when bought
that store that business was running
like cIockwork."
yes"
.sWell, after eight days had elapsed
had to wind up the business"
"Well. isn't that what you'd have to
do with clockwork? Come on and
have a cigar. and then let me sell you
a patent churn that turns out butter
at 2 cents a pound. "-Chicago News.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-05-22
NOTICE no STOCKHOLDERS.

Pursuant to resolution Of the board of
directors of the Vivian Oil Company, a
meeting of the stockholders of said
company will be held at the Office of the
company at the Continental Bank and
Trust Company building, Shreveport,
Louisiana, on Wednesday, the 22nd day
Of June 1910, at II o'clock am, at which
meeting a proposition to increase the
capits stock of the company from
$Ioo6oooo to $25oooooo will be con-
sidered, and at which meeting the Off
GERS of said company for the ensuing
year will be elected.
c. w. LEMON,
MAY II, 1910. Secretary
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-05-22
HUMOR OF THE HOUR
When Aluie Put on His Hat.

Myrtle Dougherty looked at the
Young man with some apprehension.
She had just looked at the clock.
"Algie." she remarked in her occa-
sionally earnest way, Il really think
you'd better co.
"Just because it's late?' he petu-
lantly demanded.
Not because it really is late. but be-
Sause papa considers it Late
Algie McGlosher laughed scornfully.
I'm not afraid of papa" he said.
1--WE seen him. A little man like that
has no terrOrs for the center rush OF
the old varsity team
Myrtles cheek grew pale.
"Don't talk like that, Algie. You
don't know papa
The confident youth inflated his
chest
Papa doesn't know me-" he Choir
tied "There'l. be something doing
when papa meets Algie. Papa mustn't
get gay with the dynamite"
Myrtle came closer.
Listen, AIgie," she gravely said
'Iisten to a warning voice. You don't
know that you are trifing with fate
when you scott at papa because he is
small. For your sake 1 must lift the
veil from the darkest period in our
family history. Don't let papa get his
hands on you For ten years he was
a boss piano mover.
| Algie sprang to his feet.
"Where's my hat"' he weakly gasp
ed. And a moment later she heard
his flying feet crunching the gravel
| Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-05-22
The Initiated psbutants.

'That remark" said Senator Depew
as he dissected an opponents argu-
ment at dinner in Washington "that
remark was malapropos.
1T was in fact so malapropos that
it reminded me of the dainty debu-
tante. fresh as an April dawn. who
cried out at her first dinner party:
This pudding tastes just like mus
tache cosmetic.
And then when everybody stared
at her the debutaute blUshed as red as
a peony.'
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-05-22
TELEMACHUS, FRIEND
Fair Field and No FaVorS For
Two Rival Lovers.
BY o. HEN RY.
tCopyright, 1907 by the MeClure Com
panY.I

fCopyright, 1907, by the Mcclure Com
panY.J
Returning from a hunting trip, l
waited at the little town of Los Pinos,
in New Mexico. for the southbound
train, which was one hour late. l sat
on the porch of the Summit House
and discussed the functions of life
with Telemachus Hicks, the hotel pro-
prietor.
Perceiving that personalities were
not out of order, | asked him what
species Of beast had long ago twisted
and mutilated his left ear.
That ear" said Hicks. lis the relic
of true friendship
IAN accidant?" l persisted.
mo friendship is an accident" said
Telemachus. and | was silent.
~ had a friend once of the entitle-
ment of Paisley Fish that l imagined
was sealed to me for an endless space
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-05-22
SUCCESSION NOTICE.
Secretary.

No. I3,oo3-First District Court, Parish
of Caddo, State of Louisiana: Sue
cession of H. J. Allen.
Notice is hereby given that G. w.
Jack, executor, has this day filed provis-
iona1 account in said succession, and I'M
less opposition be made thereto within
the time specified by law the same will
be duly homologated as prayed for.
Witness the Honorable I. F. Bell
judge of said court, this nth day OF
May 1910. S. o. WILLIAMS,
May IL, 1910. Deputy Clerk
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-05-22

you pay, by jingo Yes, he'll make
you pay $50 for the first visit and
$3.50 for every subsequent visit
""Terribler groaned Schermerhorn.
III die first And in a paroxysm of
heartburn he gulped and shuddered.
But week or two later Schermer-
horns dyspepsia became acute and in
tolerable. and he set out for DR.. Deer's
after all He was ushered into the
consulting room, and in due course the
physician appeared.
"Schermerhorn at his entry gave a
glad cry and jumped up and seized
him by both hands.
"'WeIl, doctor, here we are again,
he cried-'here we are again."
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-05-22
The Witty Chauffeur.

They are ready chaps, these taxi
drivers" said Senator Depew at a din
ner in Washington Zone of them, in
spirited, no doubt, by the tip I'd given
him, said to me affably the other day:
"I just had an old lady from the
country for a fare, sir. She asked me
when she got out what was the proper
name for the driver of a taxicab. /
said to her. said l. ''Taxidermist,
ma'am''
'"Then the driver gave a loud laugh.
winked and added:
4 was stuffin' her, you see. SIR
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-05-22
NEW SHORT STORIES
Roduinq the twenty-five.

Alderman Bauler of Chicago We
discussing his famous aDti-hatpin reso-
luton.
Some women" he said, smiling
"object to my resolution. They want
to carry hatpins as defense when
they walk home late at night from the
Office or the theater. But that plea, II
these women will forgive me. lodges
the real issue.
Eyes, it lodges the real issue as
Schermerhorn lodged it. Scherner-
horn, poor fellow, got dyspepsia and
suffered for seven years, though he
tried every remedy under the sun.
FINALLY he was advised to visit DR..
Deer, the great dyspepsia specialist.
"Deer will cure you, Schermerhorn'
the mans friends said, but he'll make
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-05-22

of time. Side by side for seven years
we had mined, ranched. sold patent
ehurns, herded sheep, took photographs
and other things. built wire fences and
picked prunes Thinks neither homi-
eide nor f1attery nor riches nor sophis-
try nor drink can make trouble be-
tween me and Paisley Fish.
zone summer me and Paisley gal
lops down into these San Andres
mountains for the purpose of months
surcease and levity dressed in the nat
ural store habiliments of man. We
hit this town of Los Pinos, which GER
tainly was a roof garden spot of the
world and flowing with condensed milk
and honey.
1--WE striAcs the town after supper
time. and we concludes to sample
whatever efficacy there is in this eat
ing house down by the railroad tracks.
By the time we had set down and
pried up our plates with knife from
the red oilcloth along intrudes Widow
Jessup with the hot biscuit and the
fried liver.
would have tempted an anchovy to
forget his vows. She was not so small
as she was large, and a kind of well
come air seemed to mitigate her yicin-
ity. The pink of her face was the
in hoe signo of a culinary temper and
a warm disposition. and her smile
/ would have brought out the dcgwood
blossoms in December.
"Widow Jessup talks to us lot of
| garrulousness about the climate and
history and Tennyson and prunes and
the scarcity of mutton and finally
wants to know where we came from.
Spring Valley says l.
"sBig Spring Valley chips in Pals
ley, out of lot of potatoes and knuc-
kle bone of ham in his mouth.
"That was the first sign / noticed
that the old fidus Diogenes business
between me and Paisley Fish was end
ed forever He knew how hated a
talkative person and yet he stampedes
into the conversation with his amend
ments and addendums of syntax. On
the map it was Big Spring Valley, but
had heard Paisley himself call it
Spring Valley thousand times.
without saying any more we went
out after supper and set on the rail-
road track We had been pardners
too long not to know what was going
on in each others mind.
81 reckon you understand says
/ Y1a3eIrw, I've nod, an INV Y,air,1
to accrue that widow woman as part
and parcel in and to my hereditaments
forever, both domestic, sociable, legal
and otherwise. until death US do part
"'Why, yes says l. I read it be-
tween the lines. though you only spoke
one And suppose you are aware
says /, that | have a movement on
foot that leads up to the widow chang
ing her name to Hicks and leaves you
writing to the society column to in
quire whether the best man wears a
iaponica or seamless socks at the we'd
ding?''
'There'll be some hiatuses in your
program, says Paisley, chewing up q
piece of railroad tie. I'd give ia to
you,' says he. in most any respect if
it was secular affairs, but this is not
so. The smiles of woman goes on
Paisley, is the whirlpool Of Squills
and ChaIybeates. into which vortex
the good ship Friendship is often
drawn and dismembered. I'd assault
a bear that was annoying you says
Paisley, or I'd indorse your note or
rub the place between your shoulder
blades with opodeldoc the same as
ever. but there my sense Of etiquette
ceases In this fracas with Mrs. Jes-
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-05-22

ing at me peculiar in the dark, IF 1t
wasn't for but one thing I'd ask you
to hike yourself down the gulch and
never disresume your visits to my
house
land what is that, ma'am? I asks.
"'You are too good friend not to
make good husband says she.
I'm FIVE minutes Paisley was on his
side of Mrs Jessup.
"'In Silver City in the @1mmd OF
49, he begins, I see Jim Bartholo-
new chew off a Chinaman's ear in the
Blue Light saloon on account of a
crossbarred muslin shirt that What
was that noise?'
II had resumed matters again with
Mrs. Jessup right where we had left
off.
Mrs. Jessup.' says l, has promised
to make it Hicks. And this is another
of the same sort
Paisley winds his feet around leg
of the bench and kind Of groans.
Lem says he, we been friends
for seven years. Would you mind not
kissing Mrs. Jessup quite so loud? I'd
do the same for you
"'All right says l. The other kind
will do as we'll.
"'This Chinaman,' goes on Paisley,
was the one that shot man named
Mullins in the spring of '97, and that
| was
Paisley interrupted himself again.
Lem says he, if you was a true
friend you wouldn't hug Mrs. Jessup
quite so hard. l felt the bench shake
all over just then. You know you told
me you would give me an even chance
as long as there was any
"'Mr. Man, says Mrs. Jessup, turn
| ing around to Paisley, if you was to
drop in to the celebration of mine and
Mr.. Hicks silver wedding twenty-five
years from now do you think you could
get it into that Hubbard squash you
call your head that you are nix cum
rous in this business? I've put up
with you long time because you was
Mr. Hicks friend, but it seems to me
it's time for you to wear the willow
and trot off down the hill
"'Mrs. Jessup, says l without los
ing my grasp on the situation as fiance,
Mr.. Paisley is my friend, and l offer
ed him a square deal and a equal OPP
portunity as long as there was a
chance
"A chancer says she. Well, he
may think he has a chance, but hope
he won't think he's got cinch after
what he's been next to all the even
ing
well, a month afterward me and
Mrs. Jessup was married in the Los
Pinos Methodist church, and the whole
town closed up to see the performance.
when we lined up in front and the
preacher was beginning to sing out his
rituals and observances looks around
and misses Paisley. I calls time on
the preacher Paisley amt here says
I. We've got to wait for Paisley. A
friend once. a friend always-thats
Telemachus Hicks says l.
'In a few minutes Paisley gallops
up the aisle, putting on cuff as he
comes. He explains that the only dry
goods store in town was closed for the
wedding. and he couldn't get the kind
Of boiled shirt that his taste called
for until he had broke open the back
window of the store and helped him,
self. Then he ranges up on the other
side of the bride, and the wedding
goes on.
after the proceedings was over we
had tea and jerked antelope and
canned apricots, and then the populace
hiked itself away. Last of all Paisley
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-05-22
HOW TO ORDER PATTERNS.

The patterns described in the Caucas-
ian are supplied by the May Manton
Pattern Company, 1872 West Twenty
seventh street, New York City, and the
Masonic. Temple, Chicago, Ill. Forward
orders with names and address to the
New York or Chicago Office of the COM
pany, with E cents for each pattern, and
they will be mailed direct.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-05-22

Miss Ascum-But when she accepted
the count didn't she know he was
worthless?
Miss Gaussip-Yes, but he proved to
be twice as worthless as she thought.
Miss Ascum-Why. how was that?
Miss Gaussip-She thought she was
going to get him for a million, but he
cost her two.-Catholic Standard and
Times.