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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-23

George D. puksk. Administrator oftht Estate Of
". E, Morgan, deceaaed lydia I. Nolean, Mary
q. MoRan. Joseph Il. Mofgan, chsrio'ts e.
Morean, for the sum Of tqboo. with insefes,
thereon from the aih day OF February, 1910, al
the rate Of per cent per anhum un'il paid, ihs
sum Of $3.50 attorneys ices. together with the
costs aud disbursements of this suit aud. For
judgment, and decree against all the above
named defendants toreclosina tho lien % plsin'
tlfrs mortgage ON the lands and premises there
In described and described Ne follows, to'witl
The Northwest Quarter OF Section Twenty
two, the North half OF the Northwest Quarter OF
section Twenly.elght and the Northeast Quarter
Of Section Twentysons, all In Township Five
South OF Range Twenty EaI Of Willamette
Meridian Ia Gillian County, oregon, Aud that
said lands be sold In the manner prescribed BY
law, aud In accordance With the practice Of this
Court, aud that the proceeds OF such sale be ap.
piled as iollown;- To the payment OF the =.
mounts found due the defendants J, u, Hill
and 4. n, Haley. aud to the amoun, ioand due
the defendant John Knox.
10 the payment 10 pialnta OF the sum Of
5000 with interest thereon from the eth day
Of February 1919 u, the rate OF 10 per cen, per
annum until paid. the further sum Of t2ao. st-
,orneys lee together with plaintiffs costs and
disbursements in this sui, made and expended
aud the accninE costs aud expenses Of sale.
ad. For decree against each aud all OF the
above named defendants forecioaing aud barring
all the right title. interests and claim OF each
and all OF said defendants and ali persons
claiming or 10 clalm by, through or under them
| or either OF them IN and 10 said premises or any
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-23
LAUNDRY LEAGUE
ORGANIZED
viii Send Their Laun-
dry Where They Wish
In Compliance
With Ordinance.

A new organization in this
city is the Condor Laundry Club.
1t consists of about twenty-five
members and the object of the
organization is that the members
may send their laundry where
they please without in any way
violating the city's ordinance in
regard to the regulation of laun-
dries and agents. Officers have
been elected and the organiza-
is complete in every way. The
Club will have its private basket
and no one who is not member
of the club will be allowed to
send laundry. No laundry will
be solicited and in ether ways
the club will conform with the
ordinance, exercising its right
however as that of an individual
to send its laundry to any laun-
dry which it might choose.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-23

A. w. Witchey of Gwendolen
was in this city on Tuesday,
Mrs. Belle Wade land Miss
Gertrude Martin of Olex were
Condor visitors on Monday even
ing.
E. M. Larkin of The Dalles
was in this city on Tuesday.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-23
Department, Of the Interior

Department. OF tue ihtcuos
u.a Land oEies at The Dsllss. Oregon, Sept.
ember 2tst. 1910
Notice Is hereby given that wiiired l.. Lanus,
OF Condor. Oregon. who. ON December 9Th. iSos.
made homestead. No. ois7o for E1sSwk. Swk
Nwl., Sec. 70 aud sw,.sw1s, Soc. 10. Township
. South, Range 10 East willamette Meridian.
has hled notice OF intention to make anal com
mutation proof to establish claim 10 the land
above described. before Chas II. Homer. County
CLERK. at his oflice at Condor. oregon, on ist
day OF November. 1910.
Claimant names a. witnesses! Walter Rogers,
Ezra d. LantIa, 8. J. oyetlAnder aud X. Paise,
all OF Condor. oregon.
CIV. MOORE,
Register.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-23
Notice For Publication.
Department OF the Interior.

Department OF the Interior
U.s. Land once at The Dalles. Oregon,
september aoth. 1910
Notice Is hereby given that Charles r. johnson
Of Gwendolen. Oregon. who. on Fsbrue:s 9Th,
1909. made Homestead, No, o2slS, for sE,GSwA,
sIsNEtt. section II, and swllNwll. Section u.
Township south, Range % Rast, wiliams,ts
Meridian, has nled notice OF intention 10 make
Final Com mutation Proof, to establish claim to
the land above described. before George W. Par
man. u, s. Commissioner at his once. al Con.
don. Oregon. on the Let day OF November. 1910.
Claimant names m witnesses Y. N. Beck, a,
l.. Hudson. ], A, LoygreD, J. A. Hopper. all Of
aooseperTy. Oregon.
c. ". MOORE. Register.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-23

Ne ~ SohN NNh NohS NP
Portland last Saturday.
R. NJ. Rogers was a business
visitor in OleX on Monday,
Harold Hunt left on Monday
for Portland to be away several
days.
E. Curran went to Portland on
Wednesday to attend to business
matters.
Dick Farmhouse of Mitchell
was registered at the Oregon on
Wednesday.
Isaac Orwick shipped a car
load of horses to the Portland
market on Monday.
Jas. Cameron left on Monday
morning for Baker City where
he expects to remain about four
weeks.
Mrs. Kate Russell and daugh-
ter, Miss Maggie, left on Mon
day morning for Portland where
they expect to visit for a week.
Miss Chambers Of Baker City
left on Monday morning for her
home after visiting with Miss
Lillian Ebbert and other friends
in this vicinity.
Miss Mamie Smith returned
on Tuesday evening from an ex-
tended visit in The Dalles. She
has accepted a position with The
Is. B. Barker Co.
Fred Edwards, a former resi-
dent of this city, who is now
a travelling representative for a
Portland furniture house, was a
Condor visitor over Sunday.
P. H. Stephenson was in Mo-
sier a few days the first of the
week attending TO his 40 acre
tract there. He has 10 acres in
apples this year which made a
splendid yield.
Miss Lillian Brown left on
saturday of last week for her
home in Albert Lea, Minnesota.
She visited a few days on Rock
Creek and in Arlington with re-
latives, leaving for the east on
Wednesday morning.
Mrs. Schilling left on Monday
morning for The Dalles to visit
her son Arthur before going tc
Bay City and Saginaw, Michigan
where she will remain until next
June. She started on Wednes'
day morning for the east.
W. A. Campbell left on Tues.
day morning for Portland where
he may undergo an operation fol
the removal of a growth in his
throat which has been botherine
him considerable of late. He
was accompanied by DR.. Wood.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. W. Burns,
parents of the Burns boys Of
this city, arrived here on Mon.
: day evening from Toledo, Ohio,
and will make their home in the
cotton house in north Condor,
/ They were accompanied by
| their daughters, the Misses
Julia and Bessie Burns. Miss
Julia will teach the Mayvillt
school.
5 DR.. Earl M. Bevis who has
: been practicing in Waldron,
Wn., during the Summer was ii
: this city a few days the latter
s part Of last week visiting with
friends. Mr.. Bevis was former.
/ ly a resident of this city. HI
s left on Monday morning fol
: Philadelphia where he will spenc
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-23

7. A. Fowler of Rufus, Oregon
was in this city a few days this
week.
L. H. Wilkes was in this city
on Sunday from his home in
Spray.
Miss Carrie Denneman of Cor
wallis is visiting friends in this
city.
Jos. Kirschner was in The
Dalles a few days this week on
business.
Miss Emma Wood left on Tues
day morning for a short visit in
Portland.
D. B. Thomas returned to his
home in Portland on Saturday of
last week.
Wayne Grider went to Walla
Walla last Saturday to attend
the Fair.
Weldon Darling of Portland is
one of the last subscribers to
the Globe.
P. J. Mulkey Of Rufus will re-
ceive the Globe during the en-
suing few months.
W. H. Eastridge of Mitchell
was registered at the Summit on
Wednesday.
Sidney Hawson left last Satur-
day for Corvallis where he will
attend school.
O. B. Looney of Twickenham
was registered at the Summit
Hotel on Wednesday.
Franklin Brown Of Rock Creek
was in this city yesterday attend
ing to business matters.
]. E. Schroeder returned on
Wednesday evening from a few
days visit in The Dalles.
Judge Edward Dunn returned
last Saturday evening from
short visit in Portland.
Herbert Schilling left on Mon.
: day morning for Forest Grove
where he will attend Pacific
University during the coming
year.
| Walter Seals sold a bunch o.
horses this week which are to bt
] used in the riding contests a
J the Roundup at Pendleton
Walter does not intend to ride OF
account of an injury received
lately while riding.
MRS. T. A. Weinke gave show
er at the new home on last Fri
3 day evening in honor of Mis-
Lillian Brown before her depart
ure for her home in Minnesota
About fifteen friends were pres
I ent. Many beautiful present.
were received by Miss Brown
A most enjoyable time was hat
| by all present and after deliciou
refreshments served by the host
4 n 4. -
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-23
Formaldehyde

Which is now Being gen.
orally used by the far
mer for the cleaning of
seed wheat, leaving it
free from Smut is kept
in stock at all times by
the
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-07-22

mad to be drawn with catheter. My
limbs were swollen to twice their nor.
NAL size. The doctor finally said he
could do no more and my family gave
up hope. It was at this time began
using Doan's Kidney Pills and gradu-
ally improved until we'll. gained
twenty-eight pounds and have had no
trouble SINCE"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents a
box: Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo.
N. Y.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-07-22
HARD TO PLEASE
Regarding tho Morning Cup.

"oh how hard It was to part with
coffee. but the continued trouble with
constipation and belching was such
that finally brought myself to leave
e. of.
'Then the question was, what should
We use for the morning drinkf Tea
was worse for US than coffee; choco-
late and cocoa were soon tired Of;
milk was not liked very well. and hot
water we could not endure.;
about two years ago we strucA
upon Postum and have never been
without It since.
I'VE have seven children. Our baby
now eighteen months old would not
take milk, so we tried Postum and
found she liked It and It agreed with
ner perfectly. She is today, and has
been, one Of the healthiest babies Ii
the State n
II use about two.thirds Postum and
one-third milk and q teaspoon Of sugar.
and put It into her bottle. Il you could
have seen her eyes sparkle and hear
her say good" today when I gave It
70 neI, you Woul0s Deuey0 me tnaI
she likes Il. ~
was matron Of an infants.
home, every child would DO raised q
Postum. Many Of my friends ray,
You are looking % Welt I replt, 4
an well: I fdrfnk Postum. I have no
more trouble with constipation. and
know that I owe my rood heath u
God and Postum, 3 8
II an writing this lsttsr because i
3aNant 70 tell yon how much rood
Estun has done %. but e Jon know
shey sShtank from publicity. YOu
wlsoo1ld not publish this l6ttsts g ltast
q MT oSsp ny name.
8 ~ li1t}s bob - Pod IA
vellvill y. ' u =
=, - : = :,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-07-22
Old Advice.

Manager-You never get this scene
right. Your business with the sweet
peas is all wrong and you forget when
you are to speak-you get your lines
all mixed UP.
Actress-AN right, sir. I'll be more
attentive and fix the sweet peas and
try to get my lines in the right place.
Manager-Your course is very sim
pie. Just mind your peas and oues.-
baltimore American.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-07-22
Noiv.isi,Y.

Il thought you told me you had
something original in this libretto,' y
said the manager, scornfully. Here
at the very outset you have . lot Of
merry villagers singing. We are hap
py and gay!'"
"You don't catch the idea at ALL"
replied the poet, YEARLY. 1.-THE e 10
soft. 1t should be pronounced happy
and Jay"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-07-22

the bearing down. ! recommended Il
TO some friends and two Of them have
been greatly benefited by it."-Mrs.
MAE MCKN1oHT, Oronogo, Mo.
Another Grateful Woman.
st. Louis, MOI was bothered
terribly with 9 female weakness and
bad backache. bearing down pains and
pains In lower parts. I began taking
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound regularly and used the sanative
Wash and now I have no more troubles
that way."-Mrs. Az. HERzoa 6722
Prescott Ave-, st. Louis, Mo.
Because your case is q difficult one.
Doctors having done you no good,
do not continue to suffer without
giving Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound a trial. It surely has cured
many cases Of female ills, such as IN
flammation, liberation, disbursements.
hbroid tumors, Irregularities, periodic
pains, backache, that bearing down
feeling, indigestion, dizziness, and ner-
!ous prostration. It costs but trifle
20 try it and the result is worth mil.
lions to many suffering women.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-07-22

suddenly With agOn-
king pains through
my kidneys, followed
by . stoppage Of the
urine. I was soon in
such agony I could
not lie In bed and
for weeks sat In q
chair propped up by
pillows. The urine
Waa fn0sflv hind and
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-07-22

We know people who seem to know
everything except the fact that they
don't know how much they don't know.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-07-22
AwfuIIy Busy.

Jim-A stitch in time saves nine.
Tom-Who said that?
Jim-Gee! Amt you read your
Bible?
Tom-Nope; I amt even had time
to read the sporting page this morn
ing yet.-Cleveland Leader.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-07-22

Dr. Perce's Pellets, smar1. .sugar-coated. easy to
take as candy; regulate and invgUrate gtomsch
Liver and bowels and cure constipation
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-07-22
Not an obIectIon.

Not an Objection.
II think he'd like to Join your club
but his wife wouldn't hear Of It."
"She wouldn't hear Of It? Why, !
know Of half dozen men who would
Join our club II their wives couldn't
hear Of It."
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-07-22
MORE J
,PllN | l
CURES
Added to the Long List due
to This Famous Remedy.

i Oronogo, MOI was simply ner.
yous wreck. ], could not walk across
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-07-22
ATERRrB1z CASE or pRorsY.

SLsbeaon, Ind., Man Gives viva
Description Of His Suffering.
John T. Anderson, 613 w. Main st..
Lebanon. Ind. says: II was taken
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-07-22

Mrs.. winslow's Soothing Syrup.
Forchildren teething. softens tho gums reduces in
6ammation aays pain. cures wind collie 25ca bottle
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-07-22

And some people have too much re.
spect for other peoples homes and
not enough for their own.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-07-22

DR.. J. II. RiNpLAU1 (specIailst),
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat
Fargo, N. D.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-07-22

Protected,
Stella-Are you afraid Of cows7
Bella-Not with my hatpins.-New
York Sun.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-07-22

Man cannot be happy when idle. I'm.
less resting from previous labor.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-07-22

the floor without
my heart futtering
and lcould not even
receive q letter.
Every month / had.
such Q bearing down
sensation, as II the
lower parts would
fall out. Lydia e.
|Pnkham's Vegeta.
|ble Compound has
done my nerves Q
great deal Of good
and has alsorelieyefl
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-07-22

And many a coming man neglects to
arrive
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-07-22

Small yob. d
Him-I was confused 6oe Q - +
confess, but It took me only noan1
to collect my wits
Her-Yes. It couldn't taks -
longer than that. Go on.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-07-22

New discoveries in minerals are
used by the doctors, new discoveries
In machinery are used by the under
takers.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-07-22
SOFT, white HANDS
May Be Obtained In One NIGHT.

For preserving the hands as well
as for preventing redness, roughness,
and chapping. and imparting that vel
vety softness and whiteness much de-
sired by women Cuticura Soap, assist.
ed by Cuttcura Ointment, is believed
to be superior to all other skin soaps.
For those who work in corrosive
liquids. or at occupations which tend
to injure the hands, 1t is invaluable.
Treatment-Bathe and soak the
hands on retiring in q strong, hot.
creamy lather of Cuticura Soap. Dry
and anoint freely with Cuticura Oint-
ment, and In severe cases spread the
Cuticura Ointment on thin pieces of
old linen or cotton. Wear during the
night old, loose gloves, or a light ban.
dage of old cotton or linen to protect
the clothing from stain. For red.
rough. and chapped hands, dry, ifs.
sured, itching, feverish palms, and
shapeless nails with painful finger
ends. this treatment is most effective.
Cutfcura Remedies are sold through.
out the world. Potter Drug & Chem.
Corp. sole proprietors, Boston, Mass.
lncorruptfble.
The lady Of the house hesitated.
Are my answers all right?" she
asked.
Eyes. madam" replied the census
man.
Didn't bother you a bit, did II"
"No, madam"
Feel under some obligations to me,
don't your
Eyes, madam"
Then, perhaps you won't mind tell
ing me how old the woman next door
claims to be?"
Good day. madam" said the census
man.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-07-22

Different.
Eyes, Brown will stick to anything
he likes"
"True. but he doesn't like anything
he has to stick to."-Puck.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-07-22

Where manure is accumulated in
stables and lots, and is properly saved.
it goes on the land more evenly, as a
rule, which is an important considera.
ton where man is endeavoring to
keep up the lands fertility and get as
much out It it as possible at the same
time.
The floor@and walls Of the dairy
barn where the COWS are MIXED must
be free from dust and dirt; the COWS
must be brushed and their udders
sponged of with damp cloth pre-
vious to milking and the mixer him.
SEW must have clean hands and
clothes.
Always market your butter regu.
larly at current market prices. Give
your customers pure. sweet, fresh
butter and your reputation as good
butter maker win soon be established.
When lyour butter Is held until Il Il
old and stale It ID not wanted and
your reputation suffers . wen a
your pocket.
a foal may be raised on cows MIX
Il the latter 4 sweetened witt sugar
o. molasses sat the rate sof txb tsa.
spooAfuls per pint and three tabis.
sboonfula q Inns xatsrs ~ sddsd 6
ltltst Giye cnpfnl esyesy Nm. &
MT md n inally inn y n, ,ae,nnk
saha Asql o u ald -
g1car 49, I 5
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-07-01
Labor Notes of the World.

The Farmers Union claims a mem
bership of three million.
In Berlin, Germany, there are $50,
600 card holding trade unionists.
German unions are exceptionally
strong among the unskilled branches
of labor.
The American Flint Glass Workers
Union will hold its national convention
at Toledo, o., on July IL.
The Hotel and Restaurant Employees
International Union paid out $70,92S
in sick benefits during the fiscal year
The National Federation of Engine
men, Suckers and Kindred Trades So
cieties of England has total mem
bership of about $1,000.
Since the adoption of the eight hour
day in the ranks of the cigar makers
of the United States, within the last
few years, the average life of the men
engaged in that trade has increased
fifteen years
The laborer in Belgium is poorly
paid and poorly treated. There is lit
tie in his working conditions to COM
mend them To American workmen, ex-
cept the precaution taken to protect
him from needless slaughter i'm work
shops and factories.
The tile roofers are the best paid
building mechanics in Germany. They
receive a wake of about $40 a day
Bricklayers and carpenters come next
with a wage of $fS7 day. The av-
erage wage of building mechanics is
about $500 year.
j. ID. Beck, commissioner of labor
and industrial statistics of Wisconsin,
has, during the last few months, in
vestigated 5000 cases of child labor i'm
the state, and as result states that
the legislature should enact several
laws for improving present conditions
Belgium has very strict factory in
spection laws. Every employer is sup
posed to know what is required of him.
If. when an inspector visits the shop,
he finds what he may regard as will
full failure to provide proper safety
about all places where there is dan
ger, the employer is Immediately or
dered to appear in court.
Fully 10000 operatives i'm the New
England States are already affected by
the short time policy for the summer
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-07-01
HIS AFTER DINNER SPEECH.


/ have it herein black and white,
The speech that father made last night
When called on after dinner.
Unprecedented, j now submit
The sum and substance of his wit.
The chairman's name was skinner
1--WE have with us tonight" said he,
BY way of introductory, ,.t
"A man whom all ADMIRE"
And then he mentioned fathers name
Dads checks took on the hue of fame
The color of fire.
"Ahem," he .eaughed, and from his seat
He rose, but couldn't find his feet,
In fright they had deserted.
"Ahem-ahem-" we heard him say,
A plate was strangely in his way,
a wine glass he inverted.
"Ahem-" by now we thought his
throat
Was clear enough to sound a note
OF vital interest surely.
This hint a cue perhaps Affords
His grip upon his vocal chords
Seemed fastened insecurely
"Ahem-" now here he took a drink
OF water then he paused To think.
Kind friends"-a good beginning.
Kind friends, I'm glad"-another fit
OF coughing hampered him a bit.
His audience was thinning.
Kind friends, I'm glad that am
here"
some low brows started i'm to cheer,
And Louder" others shouted;
AS | was saying"-here sneeze
convinced us he was i'll at ease.
And very nearly routed.
Kind friends" he started i'm again,
His face was white as paper then,
Your praise | don't deserve.
II feel | feel ahem, feel"
And here his brain began to reel
And presto! went his nerve,
Il feel the night is growing short.
I've said more than / really ought.
The time is not afforded
TO me to speak at length tonight.
| thank you" Then he slipped from
sight.
Ana every one applauded.
Detroit Free Press.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-07-01
this DATE IN HISTORY

1731-John Montgomerle. colonia
governor of New York, died.
17Si-The assembly of Rhode Is
land rejected the impost act of Con
gress laying five per cent duty.
1S41-Robert Raymond Reid. fftI
territorial governor of Florida, die,
near Tallahassee. Born i'm South Car.
olina, Sept. s. 1889.
1S62-Union Pacific Railroad chart.
cred.
1S6S-Bcginning of the three days
battle of Gettysburg.
1S65-Benjamln Il. Perry appoint
ed governor of South Carolina.
1S67-Act of Confederation came
into effect i'm Canada.
1S72-U. S, Congress abolished the
import duties on tea and coffee.
1S7S-U. S. Congress abolished the
Thanking privilege.
1S77-Thc great railroad strike
commenced I'm and about Pittsburg.
1SSO-Major General Richard Am
herst Lizard appointed to the command
of the Militia of Canada.
1S95-A memorial to Sir John A.
Macdonald unveiled in Ottawa.
19Of-Philander c. Knox became ~
;. senator from Pennsylvania.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-07-01
THE RETURN OF FERGUSON.

A night clerk i'm hotel sat DOING
at his desk at about a. m, when n
man in evening clothes came in as II
laboriously trying to walk a crack,
and said:
I'm Ferguson; key to room a."
The guest disappeared In the direc-
ton OF his room, one flight up. In a
few minutes a man in his shirt
sleeves, with flattened silk hat on the
side of his head, and with one shoe
on foot and the other i'm his hands.
came in and said to the clerk:
I'm Fershon; key to for-for."
Mr.. Ferguson just took his key and
went up"
Mr.. Fershun just fell out window m,
left key inside. Kindly lemme have
nother."-Everybody's Magazine.