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Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1910-11-12
THEIR BUNGALOW

See anything of Jim Pliffers while
you was up in the city," asks the viii
lage grocer.
Yep. Run acrOst him on the street
one mornin'," answered the worthy
butcher who has just returned To the
little town.
Understand Jim's Twin. pretty well
up there"
Il dunno. Asst him where he was
livin', an he said him and his family
was settled in a bunghole in the coun-
try Judge
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1910-11-12
DAILY WEATHER REPORT
Local Daily Weather Report for The
Arizona Republican.

Forecast for today-Fair
Sensible or wet temperatures 5S
Barometer, inches ........ 1884 29.S4
Temperature. degrees ......52 ~
Dew point, degrees .......44 AZ
Humidity, per cent ........72 AZ
Wind direction ............ Il w
Wind velocity, miles
Weather 49,. -. 80. Clear Cloudy
Mean daily humidity ..............57
Mean daily temperature ...........65
Highest temperature ...............SO
Lowest temperature $50. 80
Total daily rainfall ................ U
Excess in temperature yesterday, 5
degrees.
Excess in temperature since first of
month, q degrees.
Accumulated excess in temperature
since January l, 6S7 degrees.
Deficiency in rainfall yesterday, O.Ol
inch.
Excess in rainfall since first of month
O.19 inch.
Accumulated deficiency in rainfall
since January l. 3.76 inches.
L. n. JESUNOFSKY,
Section Director.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1910-11-12
AN ENGLISH AUTHOR WROTE:

mo shade. no shine, no fruit, no
flowers, no leaves-November," Many
Americans would add no freedom from
catarrh, which is so aggravated during
this month that it becomes constantly
troublesome There is abundant proof
that catarrh is a constitutional disease.
1t is related to scrofula and consump-
ton. being one of the wasting diseases.
Hoods Sarsaparilla has shown that
what is capable of eradicating scrofula,
completely cures catarrh, and taken in
time prevents consumption We cannot
see how any sufferer can put off taking
this medicine. in view of the widely
published record of its radical and per
manent cures. 1t is undoubtedly Ameri-
cas- Greatest Medicine for Americas
Greatest Disease-Catarrh.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1910-11-12
SUNDAY sERvlcEs-The Reorga

SUNDAY SERVICES-The ReOrgan-
lied Church of of Jesus Christ of Latter
Day Saints. Sunday school at 2:15 p.
m and prayer meeting at S:15 p. m. in
the Socialist hall, over the Doris gro
Gerry. Preaching at l p. m. on the
plaza and at Z p. m. on the street cor
ner of First and Washington.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1910-11-12

EXHIBIT COMMITTEE-The ex-
committee of the Phoenix board OF
trade will meet this morning at $3.50
to decide what sort of an exhibit
will be sent to the U. S. land and
irrigation exposition in Chicago.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1910-11-12

UNITARIAN SERVICES-Unitarian
services in X. of p. hall Sunday al
II a. m. Subject, One of the Prob
lens of Statehood"
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1910-11-12

DAVIS REYNOLDS-John ]. Davis
of Maricopa county and Ella A.
Reynolds of Rhode Island were mar
ried Friday morning by Rev. Thos
S. Barcus, at the pastors study.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1910-11-12

ROOSEVELT VISlTORS-Gee. n.
Steinmetz, contractor on the Roose-
welt dam. and his wife are in the
city for the fair. Mrs. Steinmetz is
en- route to New York where she will
spend the holidays.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1910-11-12

WAGON PRIZES Goldman &
Company, the agency for The Stude-
baker wagon, has 6 Number OF prizes,
the result of a recent contest, for
distribution to the following named:
H. H Humphreys of Arlington; Mrs.
r f. Parry OF r. F. d 3; B. Les
ter Barnum of Phoenix. They can
be had at the fair grounds display.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-05-20

The street shower baths rigged Up
al. a cost of Sc in some Of the streets
Of Kansas City are used extensively
BIZ drivers to ease the discomfort OF
their horses. The shower attachment
is seven feet high. so that a horse
can easily stand under 1t, and the
construction of the cooler is the sim
plest possible, requiring only three
lengths of galvanized water pipe and
a shower bath attachment.
One section of the pipe. an inch in
circumference, is fastened horizontal
ly to a city fire plug. From it rises
FIVE foot section three-quarters of
an inch in circumference and to that
the shower proper is attached.
The street shower was installed at
the instance of its inventor, e. T.
Brigham, superintendent OF the Help
ing Hand Institute. primarily for the
benefit of the inmates of the crowded
tenement district, who take their
sprays clad in old duds, but It has
served excellently to make life more
endurable for horses as weli-Vogue.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-05-20
WORDS OF WISDOM.

No poetry was ever written in a
asTsaH --ssgSa ssg rlggasse .,s..I
crowd than go to heaven
All cats remind us Of most women;
they think they can sing.
The few matches made in heaven
do not worry the match trust.
A mans idea of house cleaning is
to have his winter whiskers removed.
Speaking of her callers. a spinster
says single men are doubiy welcome.
Some things are better in the past
or future tense. but kissing isn't one
Of them.
It's corking good thing to bottle
up your wrath.
A man can induce a woman to
agree with him by appearing to agree
with her.
You couldn't raise the hopes of
some people with derrick.
Matrlmony is about the only thing
that will take all the eonceit out of
silly woman.
No, AIonzo, beads of sweat are not
classed as ornaments.
Fear of consequences keeps a lot OF
men in the straight and narrow path.
Gossip is due to the fact that the
world contains more takers than
thinkers.
The rainy-day skirt was never in
tended for the tall woman with
stately stride.
Probably woman doesn't care to
tell her age because she knows that
nobody will believe her.
The sick man who is able to swear
at his doctor isn't likely to give the
undertaken job right away.
Even if a woman does fail to enjoy
an outing she always tries to make
those who remained at home believe
she did.
OF course, you know just what you
would do in another mans place, but
why don't you do the right thing in
your own place?-From Pointed
Paragraphs" in the Chicago News.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-05-20
ssAAswsaRssssb gNssaEsssksS

''Well see about that later" said
the girl. "You won't make much
bother-you don't look that kind. An
theren be plenty of help. There's
Uncle Jim an me, an Marie, that's
our cook. an Jose an Felipe an Mar
10 - they're tn Mexican boys that
work on tn ranch. 'Taint as if you'd
be altogether lonesome.
And when can | Gomez"
"Just as soon as you like "
Tomorrow"
"Yes."
"By Jove, feel better and stronger
already I'm absorbing something
helpful by just looking at you. beg
your pardon-what am to call you?"
My name is Anna.
"And mine is George"
The girl arose.
Il am going to get you somethin'
to eat," she said. "An' when you go.
back to tn city this afternoon Jose
shall go with you. He has business
there an is a bright boy. He'll see
about your baggage for you an come
back with you when you're ready.
You must excuse me now, George"
Eyes, Anna"
He laughed suddenlyand the breeze
lightly rufied his hair and the song
of the creek was like a lullaby in his
ears.
When the girl came out bearing
tray he was fast asleep, the smile still
ON his white face
She put the tray down softly on
little table.
Poor tenderfoot," " she murmured.
"All alone an with his mother away
in foreign parts. 1t makes me plumb
sorry"
And she seated herself on the step
and waited for him to awake.
Twenty-four hours later George
Werner was settled in his canvas hab-
itation. 1t had a board floor, and
sides that would roll up and place
for his books and his clothes, and a
comfortable cot.
she's a very capable girl he said.
There amt any more So" declared
the old man.
For a time the invalid seemed to
improve little. He was happy in
his new way of living, for the beneht
and pleasure of life in the open
strongly appealed to him.
But nothing pleased him better
than to get out some favorite book
and read it aloud to the girl. He had
to read carefully to avoid hoarseness,
but his voice grew stronger in time.
Anna was a rapt listener. and what
seemed very strange to him, she loved
the authors he loved-and Robert
Louis Stevenson more especially.
HE was a Hunger, too" George
explained, "and always frail and deli
cate yet full of hopefulness and
helpfulness. But the darkness fell on
him at last; fell on him at a time
when ne could have still done much
for the world he loved so dearly
Why, what's the matter?"
For the girl had suddenly risen and
gone away sobbing.
George Werner stared after her.
II must be more careful" he said.
But it was strange for her to take It
that way"
So the girl and the invalid became
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-05-20

those papers, Anna, wnen-when 1t
is necessary. There is letter there
for my lawyer and another for my
mother"
Don't" said Anna very softly. and
turned away her head.
George reached out suddenly and
caught her hand
Stay here, he said. I'm almost
through, and III do the rest of my
talking to Uncle Jim. Now, see here,
Uncle Jim, want to do a square deed
before l say quit I've led a pretty
careless and selfish life, and it does
me good to think that I've got this
chance, Uncle jim. want to marry
Anna here. Listen. want her to
have all that's mine. want to make
her comfortable for life, and give her
the power to make others about her
comfortable. To marry her will sim
plify everything. She's been good to
me. Nobody ever was quite 50 kind
and thoughtful. And you see it's just
mere form-but a necessary one"
No, no, murmured the girl
I'm going to leave the arrange
ments to you, Uncle Jim-only they
must be hurried. And now, Anna,
girl. you won't oppose me, I'm sure.
You've humored me all through-you
must humor me in this, Make it as
soon as possible-just as soon as pos
sible. And now let me rest"
Uncle Jim arose slowly, but the girl
suddenly slipped to her knees beside
the cot and put the wasted fingers to
her lips. then drew away with a sud
den sob.
This time it was a clergyman that
Jose brought, and in the little tent he
married the weeping girl to the sorely
stricken stranger.
Just sick mans whim, reverend
sir" George murmured with a brave
smile, "and yet one of the worthiest
acts he has ever done. Your hand
and my thanks, good sir. And your
hand, Uncle Jim. And now yours,
Anna"
He looked up in her face with a
bright smile and then the heavy eye
lids dropped and he fell aslsep--his
hand held fast in the girls.
He was sleeping quietly the next
morning and did not awaken until af-
ternoon.
What" he murmured. "sin
here?"
And he lay there long time with
his eyes half closed.
Il believe I'm much. better" he
suddenly said.
And from that moment he began to
mend.
The doctor. being duly sent for,
was amazed, but did what he could
to conceal the fact
Science doesn't recognize mira
eles,' he said. after he had examined
George very carefully, but Ill admit
this is a pretty close imitation of the
old fashioned brand. I'm ready to
predict now that you are good for a
bunch of years. You1l never be
strong. but with reasonable care you
should outliv7 many stronger men,"
So George Werner continued to
mend, but not a word said he of that
strange marriage. But one day he
showed Uncle Jim a carefully lrs-
pared paper.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-05-20

That's settlement for Anna" no
said IT'S half I've got"
The old man shook his head
She won't touch IT," he said.
So the weeks passed away. AMI
George slowly improved. and Anna
was still the helpful Anna of old. but
no word was uttered by either con-
cefning that strange rite within the
tent.
And then one bright afternoon a
surprising thing happened. A lady
camq down the trail from the high
way on the ridge, the sound OF mo-
tor preceding her ccming.
She was quite grand lady, and
carried herself with stately air.
George Werner looked up and rec
ognized her and hurried forward.
My soni" she cried and held him
fast. why, you look almost yourself
again, dear. Just think-I've comu
all the way across the continent to
find you. l left your stepfather in
New York--he's not at all we'll. Can
you go back with me at once,
George2"
George drew back.
"Wait, mother" He turned and
looked toward the cabin. Anna" he
cried Her voice answered him.
"Yes, George"
She came to him quickly, but
stopped short at sight Of the lady.
MY mother, Anna. Mother. my
wife,
Your wifel"
Listen, mother Walt, anna.
Mother, there was a time, not very
long ago, when I believed my mo-
ments were numbered And then the
desire to do a good act Influenced me
to ask Anna here to marry me-to
marry your son, mother, who was no
better than a dead man. Anna had
been good to me in way that moth
ing could repay-and she could not
resist my last request. So we were
married and l fell asleep with her
hand in mine, and when my feet
splashed in the dark waters she drew
me back-and held me to the shore
and defied the black shadow-and
that is why l am here to-day. moth
er." He paused a moment. Anna
married me through a misapprehen-
sion, mother. took what now seems
an unwarranted advantage of her
goodness. l am willing to make the
best amends l can. But just now,
mother. cannot go with you without
Annals consent. If she wants me, ii
she will bid me stay. l will know
that all is well for me-"
He paused again. The mother
looked from the girl to her son.
This can be easily arranged, dear
son" she said. Come. 1 am your
mother"
And then Anna looked up = her
eyes blazing.
And l am your wife," she cried
and flung her loving arms about
George and held him fast and would
not let him go.
George looked at his mother with a
sudden smile.
Anna WINS he said.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-05-20
IN THE OPEN.
George Werner Found Health and a !
in Southern California.
W. R. ROSE, in Cleveland Plain Dealer.

there yonder by tn old redwood-an'
there she stayed. That was five year
ago = | was Just fo'teen - an she's
Twin yet-married an a mother. S. e
sends me a present every Christmas,
an some day she's comm here for
visit an she's goin' to bring tn kids"
The mar in the big chair leaned
back with an air of profound satisfac-
tion.
This is fine" he said, with little
sigh. There's a healing tonic in this
breeze and there's soothing music in
your voice. Life seems rather pleas
ant condition Just at this moment"
And then a little paroxysm Of
coughing seized him and he struggled
for breath.
The girls face was full Of pit
you say you're all alone"
YES" he gasped.
Mother far away7"
Eyes"
That's pretty bad. You may be
thirty-four. but you seem like a boy.
How would that idea Of the tent out
there suit your"
Its great idea" he eagerly said.
1T fascinates me. 1 can pay for
everything, you understand. BY Jove,
this is awfully good of you! But can
you arrange it?"
She nodded.
There is only Uncle Jim," she an
swered, "an' he does whatever ask
him. He is getting a little old an
tn rheumatism is botherin' him, an
he can't get around much, an so 1
know he'll be glad to have you near
by
IN pay well for all the bother / |
make" said the stranger in the same
eager tone.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-05-20

very sooT friends She was SO vii.
ing. 50 4 uile, so thoughtful.
4 dgn't see how I can ever pay YOU
for 81 this care. he told her one day.
- long as you can read those slo-
w TO me-" the.girl responded, II
,Yon't Worry you for any balance on
account Trouble IS they amt going
TO last much longer"
George Werner laughed. He could
laugh now without coughing.
There are lots Of other books" he
answered. u have but to wave my
magic pen and lol they will appearl
Next week we viii roll up our sleeves
and tackle Dickens. You will like
Dickens. gentle Anna"
She suddenly frowned.
Il don't like the name you Just
called me-" she said 'I'm not gen
tie I'm Just Anna.
And she went away in the abrupt
fashion with which he was beginning
to be familiar.
George Werner had been living in
the open for four months and he was
none the worse for his experience. In
fact he seemed a little improved.
Then one day he was much worse.
The change couldn't be explained.
Jose was hurried to Los Angeles with
directions to rush back with a doctor.
The doctor came and looked at George
and slowly shook his head.
Speak up" whispered George,
'but not too loud. ! have faced this
thing so long that it has lost the pow
er to scare me"
Then, said the doctor, "this looks
like the last call. or course we can't
tell You may rally. I'll do what
ever science can suggest. But 1t
would be wise for you to set your
house in order"
That afternoon George Werner
looked up and asked Anna. who was
sitting by the cot. to call her uncle.
So Anna brought him in and they
sat by Georges side, and for a mo-
ment there was a little silence.
Now. friends" said George, i've
got little deal to propose to you,
and, of course, you are going to let
me have my way about it - you
wouldn't think Of opposing me now.
That's out OF the question" He
paused and caught his breath. "Give
me my own time about this. I'll get
somewhere presently. In the first
place, I am George Werner. Of Bos-
nothing else to boast Of. /
am quite alone in the world, save for
my mother. who is now somewhere in
Italy, l fancy. with my new stepfath-
er. | have some property-property
that my mother will never need. She
IS a wealthy woman and has married
4 very wealthy man. There is quite a
lot Of this property, all in good shape |
rhe inventory is with the letters and |
1ther documents in the package yon-
Ter. You are to take charge of all |
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-05-20
An Impossibility.

Farmers can't get farm hands no
more
Go to the crowded cities. Take
some moving pictures OF life on the
farm and exhibit them
"How can we take moving pictures
of life on the farm? We can't ketch
the hired man In motion. Louis
Vile courler-JournsL
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-05-20
The Reverse Proposition.

81 got Black Hand letter from a
philanthroupist to-day. Says he is de-
termined to die poor"
whats the rest of it7"
why. he states that he has hidden
$4,000 in a hollow tree, and DE-
mands that l go get it."-LouisvI'
Courier-Journal.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-05-20
NO. II.

So you're way down in the dumps-
Blue, you say7
Think you've played out an your trumpss
Oh, 60 'wayi -
Lifes not a game OF poker;
In this game you use the Joker.
It's the card you hold the longest;
It's the one you find the strongest
Laugh, and drive the blues away - s.4
Laugh. ] say
jean Dwight Franklin, in the Ceutury.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-05-20

Uncle Ellery-'Now. I'll learn ye
to milk the COW"
Nephew tfrom the cityl-"oh.
uncle, I'm kinder fraid OF the COW;
couldn't Just as well learn on the
calf?"-Life.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-05-20

Pardon me. Governor" began the
interviewer. +"
Certainly. certainly replied the
Tennessee Executive. reaching for q
blank. What are you guilty OFF,
Philadelphia Ledger.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-05-20
Wakes Them Lieht.Hended

Scott There's nothing in the
world that will turn a girls head
like flattery"
Mott don't know; there's per-
oxide. Boston Transcript.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-05-20

Change the name of oshkoaa
Bosh. New York Herald.
"or Kalamazoo? Pooh. ."--Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
''Or Jersey City? Would be a
pity."-Louisyille Courier-Journal.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-05-20

Brown-"How did you feel, Jones.
when the burglar had Fou covered
with his revolver-pretty small. eh?"
Jones-"Small, Great Scott. no.
/ felt as big as the side of house -
Boston Transcript
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-05-20

Yes; but, Mr. Briggs, how could
you tell the motor car was travelling
at the rate of fifty miles an hour?"
why, becos OF seed the wheels
agoin' round. The Taller.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-05-20

rather-'what is that red-aud-
white striped pole over in the corner
Of your room?"
Senior--"oh, that's a relic Of bar
berism. Yale Record.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-05-20

Had your father discovered that
was poet, dear2"
mo. though he told me he had
read everything you have written. -
Sourire.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-05-20

Fair Partner-~You like waltz
ing?"
The Other One Passionately."
Fair PartneY--"Then why don't
you learn it?''-Frou-Frou
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-05-20

Madam. | deceive no one; am
not two-facedi"
Fortunately, my friend. One like
yours is quite enough. ."-Sourire.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-05-20
The Master Questions.

m EFoRE performing act great or small ask yourself
I'm these questions and you will in your hands the
Master Keys that will give you entrance into Success
Town; What shall do2 Why should this? How shall
do this? When shall do this2 good reason for
all your acts and all the powers Of Wealth Fate
Bad Luck Enemies Chggers Hoo-worms Unkind Gods
cannot prevent you from winning for yourself
Increasing Success anothef name
HappiAess.-Thomas Dreier.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-05-20

What sort of chap is he7"
We'll. he kicks for Waldorf service
at a flfteen-cent lunch. ."--Louisvll !
Courier-Journal
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-05-20

This show cost the producer $685.
o0O."
Il am glad Of it."-Louisyille
Courier-Journal.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-05-20
shop Talk.

We'll. doctor. how are things 60
ing?"
"oh. I'm taking life easy. ."-TeIe-
gram.