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The Washington herald., 1910-06-02

In addition to the other petty annoy
ances of the day, lot of Morocco
bound" jokes are being hurled at Mr..
Fred Carpenter.
The Washington herald., 1910-06-02
CHAT OF THE FORUM.
Gaining Friends.

From the St. Louis post-Disratch
Lots Of men are coming to love the Republican
party for the Democrats 1t has made-and is still
making.
The Washington herald., 1910-06-02
Not Ear Wrong.

Il claim that the crab is more delicate
In flavor than the Wanted lobster. Tt even
excels the terrapin."
II agree with you, The hardshell crab
is the only great luxury that's cheap"
The Washington herald., 1910-06-02
Rural Gossip.

"our Congressman says he don't see as
1t is such a great feat to take a battle
ship around the world"
Il s'pose he could frank one aroundH'
The Washington herald., 1910-06-02

It may become necessary for George
V again to proclaim who is the boss in
England
The Washington herald., 1910-06-02

John Bull should brace up! Perhaps
the worst Is yet TO come The colonel
may take a notion e set Ireland free.
The Washington herald., 1910-06-02

The British lion is finding the colonel
quite a pawful, bah jove! Quite blooms
Ing. beastly. bloody pawful
The Washington herald., 1910-06-02

And for people who still persist in
passing along that "Oh, you, kid" idioey,
let US suggest Mutt City, n. j.
The Washington herald., 1910-06-02

We do venture the prediction. however,
that Congress will adjourn before the
Pullman Company reduces its upper berth
rate.
The Washington herald., 1910-06-02

Mr. Lorimer is paired with Mr.. Davis.
Perhaps the finest pair in existence not to
draw to.
The Washington herald., 1910-06-02

Those wise ones who predicted that Mr..
Roosevelt would stir up the animals In
England were right. In fact, they always
are
The Washington herald., 1910-06-02

There probably are more microbes on
the bank notes we pay out than there are
on the ones we take in.
The Washington herald., 1910-06-02
somethinr simnIe.

These jlgsaw puzzles are deueed per
picking. don't you know"
TRY one OF two pieces. Ferdy. for q
start"
The Washington herald., 1910-06-02

Mr.. Harmon should understand. Of
course, that whom Mr.. Bryan loveth he
chasteneth.
The Washington herald., 1910-06-02

I'VE may some day bully japan into
war;" says Senator Clapp. Cheer UP. Capt.
Hobson.
The Washington herald., 1910-06-02

Keep Up the Good Work.
From the St. Paul Dispatch.
The campaign against the house fly i
still on. even If the house fly does no
know IL.
The Washington herald., 1910-06-02
Frightened on.

From LIprincotts.
A Washington car conductor. born in
London and still a cockney, has succeeded
mparting excitement to the names OF the
National Capitals streets. On a recent
Sunday morning he was calling the
streets thus:
"Haitchp
High
''Kayi"
HE'LL"
At this point three prim ladies picked
up their prayer books and left the car.
The Washington herald., 1910-06-02
The Answer.

What is SO rare
AS a day IN June?
Boarding house fare
Minus the prune.
The Washington herald., 1910-06-02

On June ?. 1873. occurred the battle of
Lake Champlain. It is the birthday OF
John Randolph. OF Roanoke. in II7s;
Maj. Gen. Phillip Kearny da5); John G.
SAKE. the poet qs16); George H. Corliss,
the inventor ds1D. and Willard sauls-
bury, the Delaware statesman QS20.
The Washington herald., 1910-06-02

Discussing China and conditions in
that country, Samuel Lambert OF
Shanghai who is at the ShOreham, and
who is engaged in Shanghai in the ex-
port business. said that one Of the great
est disabilities under which China Iabors
as nation is as simple as it is sad
''An immense proportion of its popula-
ton very rarely set 2 meal sufficient
either in quantity or in nutritive power
Hundreds of benevolent foreigners, both
of the mercantile and missionary orders.
are constantly seeking in scattered spots
throughout the vast realm TO mitigate
the chronic distress Of the poorest sec
tons. Especially has philanthropy been
effective in relieving the abnormal pres
sure consequent on droughts and foods
Obviously. however. external help can do
next TO nothing TO meet normal con-
dition of insufficient ailment extending
over a very extensive land and involv-
ing an enormous population.
"One Of the causes of chronic and mas
sive Indulgence in China throughout most
of the interior Is the utter stagnation for
ages Of civilization The development OF
this mighty race was long since arrested,
and though the nation is not decadent.
It's conditions are steTeotyped, and China
is in a state Of permanent childhood
Every linguist well understands that this
accounts for that colossal pathological Gu
ri0sity, the Chinese language It has
never got beyond the monosyllabie stage,
and Is a mere language of oyergr0wn
babies
This condition of arrested development
lies at the root of the appalling poverty
of the masses in country which nature
designed 10 be intellectually wealthy.
China is not like Central Asia. a land of
bowling, savage wastes IL is one OF the
most fertile and AOwery parts OF the
earth's surface almost throughout the en-
tire area. And, moreover, its people are
the most industrious sgricultHrists in the
world. and have been so for many cen
turtles"
If the insurgents OF Congress have
an idea that by going to New York TO
meet Col. Roosevelt they VIII capture him
as one Of their own they are-sadly mis-
taken. according to NJ. B. Flanagan. Of
New York, who was seen at the Riggs
last night. Mr.. Flanagan is a contractor
and political leader Of New York.
''Ten chances to one the insurgents viii
be the sorriest lot ever. that they went
to welcome Col. Roosevelt. This man is
elearheaded enough to see for himself
what he ought 70 do In the matter of the
disruption of the Republican party with
out either branch coming to New York
upon his arrival in this country to take
him into camp Col Roosevelt is as
much OF a regular as he is an insurgent.
and he Is as much of a Democrat as he
! is Republican. lie is liable to attack
them all. and again be may praise them
all. At any rate, ne cannot be piacated
by any party or faction into SAYING some
thing which may be construed as favor
ing them"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-03-03
Gin nener Gurt.glrtbnr.grpjcH.

Gin neuer SeniationsproSeB miro
in n1diter 3eit Die Sefientlidfeit bee
fdGfti9eu, Der nod allen, mas Oarii-
Der burdiidert, ifanoaloie gntbiiIll,ns
gen iiber Die oerbrederiide Rahldi.
iigfeit Der beim 9ou Der 9eieitiglIng
Sort Irtburs betbeiIigten iieben0tili-
tirin9enieure bringen miro. Inter
ben init Der 9iquiootion bes unglid-
lihep rliiiif-iapanii6en &riegcs per-
fniipften GroSeiien miro Der bepor-
ftenbenbe einer Der lpidtigIten ieirL
@r biirfte Dem rliiiiden 8olfe Sorii-
Der SIorbeit perihoifen, tper am6aIl
Bort sIrtburs Die meiite S6ulo trdgt.
Wan ernortet gluifIGrlmg iiber Die
ipitematiihe 8orbereitimg ruiiii6er
9tieoerlaeen. nod ebe bonn Griege
iiberbaupt Die Reoe mar. Gs ioIlcu
mad oen umIaufenOen @eriidten Der.
art italmenerregenbe @ntbiiIIungen
beporiteben, baB man ielbit in HuB-
lan6, mo man geaen oerartiae Gin.
ge itorf obgeItumpft it, Die aopfe
idiitteln miro, Die 8orimteriudung
bieies groSeiies miro BON 6en @ene.
roIen 9aiilelusfi un6 9obrinsfi se.
fiihrt,
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-03-03
Die fprsdlenbs Wenaatrie.

Cine ergotIite @eididte peiB bes
Siteroer p@arillon" aus @bent aai ere
sGblen. Sau6te ba Dor fursem auf
Dem Sabrinarft Elm armielieer Gbier.
banoiger nit einem altersi6paden
flapprigen 20pen auf, Der aud ben
orgiten SaienfuB nidt mebr bate
i6reden fonnen. Gum Sanumer 6es
Greiieurs ie9nete Der beruntergefom.
meme &onie Der 8iiite zines Gages
oos 3eitIide, mas fir ieinen ieio-
tragenoen BETTER Der Ruin rmo oas
@Ieno beoeiitete. Die 8erStpeii(lng
utadte ben gaann eriin6eriid. aui
Der Su6e mad einem Grias fir bts
8ugnummer ieines 8ro9rmlms fano
er sl feiner Greiibe einen Sungerlet-
Der, bem es 10 ihIeht, ipie ibm ieIbit
eing, unb Der iib bereit erflarte, oas
Sen 0es 2oipen an5ulegen uno bic
RoIle Der eingeganeenen 8eftie tpei.
ter3uipielen. Die Code eelong iiber
grtparten. 9as BubIifum itr0ate
IN Sdaaren gut Der DreIiurboriteIlrrg
unb tpar einis in Der Meinune, baB
man nod ME elm irteIIieentere8 8ieb
eeieben b1tte, als ben 99iuen, Der oa
auf 6en @inf ieines Serfn uMo @e-
bicters bic idppierigften Gufsabsn oer
9reiiurfurIt nit beiipieIlofer 8uber-
IGiiigfeit loft. slber es fan Elm Gag.
ipo bem oermeintlthen Sonia Der
@iiite cine @6niebaut iiber Den fell
bebedten 2eib lief. gs mar ieuer
Sag, an benz Der 9reIieur sur gr-
bobttns oes gffefts burb oiegeoffnete
Sbiir oes 2oiuenfdfigs einen foloia-
len 8onigstiger eintreten Iieb, Der
init ipiloen 8apegungen un6 3or-
nigem Sauhen ben Gen 1imfreiIte.
n9ld, on meine @iitel" IieB iid 6ieier
in ieiner Sobesaneit Iaitt nn6 beiit-
lid bernebmen, lid bin oerloren".
Gas BubIifum mar aneeiibts bes
ipredenoen 2otpen itarr Dor Sbar.
men, aber Die 8ertpunoerinte erret6ts
Den bofiten @rab, als oas Eigertbier
oen 9olleeen nit ben 8orten: palle
Teufel, on biit olio aud aus @bent"
5u berubisen iudte. Gs feblte nidt
piel. BOB bas oh Der Sopperei ent'
riiitete 'RubIifim ben 2oipeu, ben
Tiger unb ben gGnoiger In Stiide
eeriiien b1tte., Wtan beritbiete iidl
erit, aIs Ser 9dnoiger borsetreten
uno Die @rfl0fllng abgegeben batte,
6aB er I'M Nebenberirf 8au6reoner
pdre rnb Ser 8erilldune nidt bdtte
,pioerIteben fonnen, feline 8unit Sur
8eranItaItilng zines ipaBtaften Sn.
terme35os 5u nusen, nit Dem er ben
oerebrten Serrifoften elm @rtraoer.
gniigen Su bietrn gebahte. 9as 8er-
5ipeiflunasmittel botte S,par Die bea6.
iidtigte 8irfitns, nm nGdIten Gage
ober Guaren Der 91noiger uno ieine
3oglinge aus @bent peridipun0en.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-03-03
8eidleibene ISprbernua.

@ouperneur SDanion bon 8irsi-
mia bat in elmer Sonoerbotid)aft Der
2eeislatitr empfoblen, einen 9tnipruh
BON $S0,000.000 an Die 9un0esre-
gierllng 3u erbeben, Der iif aus Dem
8erfauie bon offentlihen 2Guoereiea
berihreibt, pelhe 8irginia an ble
9ereinigten Staaten abtrat, un0 aus
oeuen bic Staaten Ohio, Snoianu,
sSQinois, Wlitigan @isconiin uno
Elm Ebeil BON WPinneiota, 6as ioae-
mannte 9tortbneitern Serritorium, ge-
bil0et puroen. Der @ouperneur be-
bauptet, Die 8ereiuigten Staaten
bGtten su Iofalen 3tpeden innerbaGb
Der nellen Staaten ungefGbr $780,
100000 nertpenoet, pelhe aus ibrem
beritammten. Dies It1noe
i'm 8ioerinru6 NIT ben 8eoingun-
gen Der 2dnb5efiton. 8irginias gln-
fbeiI an ben reierpirten 26nSereien
betruge Elm SiebenteI, uno auf 3u-
riiderItattung oieies S6eiIs rmpiieblt
Der @ouperueur bes 2egisIatllr por-
altQeheu.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-03-03
Gine 96pcnidiabe in Qeipiia.

SIN 3otbbouie 5u 2eip3ig ipieItt
iid Elm @orfaII ab, Der Iebbaft an Die
Sbat oes Sauptmam bon Gopenid
erinuert. @egen t2llbr mittags idIi9
ii1 1lngeieben Elm @inbreder in ben
8lenarberatburgsiaal. gr brad bort
einen S6reibtiI6 auf umo entna6m
einer San6faiie, 6ie iib oarin befano,
ben9etrag bon 10 Marf. Damn nabm
er oas Seiten9epebr un6 oen @onteI
zines &atbsOteners on iid, Iegte oie
Sahen an uno perlieB lnerfannt ben
Saol. gluf ser Greppe fam linn elm
S6reiber entgegen, Der. aIs er ben
fremoen Inm iab, 2drm i6lug. Ser
ginbre6er oerieste 0arauf Dem 9e.
amten einen beftigen S6Iag IN Die
Magengegeno, 10 oaB er 5uiammen.
Itiir5te un6 idperberlett in ouSRran.
fenbaus eeidafft perben muBte. Bon
bem Sbater febIt bis ieet ie6e Spur.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1910-03-03
Sudl elm ,Surtidlritt".

8ie ein offi5ieIle8 &egierlmaSofu.
ment mittbeilt, betrug Die 3ab( Ser
Sooesopfer Der amerifaniiden @iien.
babnen in ben Wonateu SuIi, gIuguit
un0 Sentember bes bergaugenen Sab.
res INN 11S mebr ais i'm oorbergebens
Den 8ierteliabr. @s tpur6en 5S2
gerionen gctoOtet, grGBtentbeiIs 9lr.
better. gtu6 Die 8obl Der 8errpunoe.
fen 5eiat nSortidritt". sic betrug
1920; 1886 mebr aIs in ben orei
Monnten borber.
@an ion nift iaeeSL boB Die 8eIt
feiue Gortihritte ma6t.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-02

Pinkham's Vegetable Compound made
me a well woman and I have no more
backache. l hope I can help Others by
telling them what Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has done for
me."-MRs. EMMAIMsE, 1888 FirstSt.,
Milwaukee, Wis.
The above is only one Of the thou
sands of grateful letters which are
constantly being received by the
Pinkham Medicine Company of Lynn,
Mass, which prove beyond a doubtthat
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from roots and herbs,
actually does cure these obstinate dis
eases Of women after all other means
have failed, and that every such suf-
ering woman owes it to herself to at
least give Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound a trial before submit
ting to an operation, or giving up
hope Of recovery.
Mrs. Pinkham, of Lynn, Mass,
invites all sick women to write
her for advice. She has guided
thousands to health and her
advice is Free
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-02
Many Others Might Take to Heart
What One Man Declares He
Has Learned.


II never go to the Geological park"
said a ~frequenter of that resort, that
/ do not get some valuable lesson
from the animals. Last week I be-
came fascinated with the little black
Japanese bear. He Is truly Japanese
In size. reminding n Of the dvarfed
trees of that people, and the day |
saw him he was doing a whirling
dervish act around his cage-chasing
himself in a continuous performance
that made me dizzy, and d~isdaining
all attempts Of visitors to entice him
! from 1t. I noticed above his cage a
/, placard stating his genus, species.
etc. 1t also bore the information that
In disposition this species was ex-
c~eedingly irritable and unfriendly.
that no specimen had been known to
make friends with even a keeper, and
that cowardice was a leading charac-
istic.
How strange / said to my com
panion. I should think that II these
bears are cowardly they would try to
make friends in order to be safe from
harm.
Perhaps said my companion. who
is a shrewd observer, but | have no
ticed that people who have ugly TEN
pers are nearly always ~cowardly.
That gave me a bunch. Whenever
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-02
HARD ON CHILDREN.
When Teacher Has Coffee Habit.

BEST is best, and best will ever
live" When a person feels this way
about Postum they are glad to give
testimony for the benefit of others.
A school teacher down in Miss.
says: Il had been a coffee drinker since
my childhood, and the last few years
1t had injured me seriously.
"One cup of coffee taken at break
fast would aus me to become SO
nervous that l could scarcely go
through with the days duties, and
this nervousness raj often accom-
panied by deep depression of spirits
and heart %palpitation.
Il am a teacher by profession, and
when under the influence Of coffee
had to struggle against crossness
when In the school room.
When talking this over with my
physician, he suggested that | try
Postum. so | purchased a package and
made it carefully according to direc-
tions; found 1t excellent Of flavor, and
nourishing.
I'm a short time | noticed very graft
flying effects. My nervousness disap-
peared, l was not irritated by my pu-
pills, life seemed full of sunshine, and
my heart troubled me no longer.
Il attribute my change In health and
spirits to Postum alone.H
Read the little book, THE Road to
MELVILLE, lin pkgs. There's Reason"
Ever read the above letter. A new
one appears from time to time. They
nre genuine, true, and full OF hunaan
interest.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-02
ErlahtfuIIy Close to Death,

A thrilling incident In connection
with a recent ascent of the Parseval
airship in Berlin is reported In the
German press. A boy who had come
too near the ropes, got his right leg
entangled, and when the balloon
rose he was lifted up In the air.
head downwards. While hanging in
that position he succeeded, as a good
gymnast, In catching the rope with
his hands, thus getting in a safer and
more comfortable position. The crowd
below watched with bated breath the
movements Of the boy, hanging be-
tween heaven and earth at a height
Of 600 feet. 1t was then that the PEG
pie in the BALBOA noticed the signals
from below. ana brought down the
airship. whereupon the boy was res
cued bali dead from his perIlous Pc
sition.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-02
CHAPTER xI.
The Conscience ouickened.


They had spent the morning to-
gether, but not as usual. Things were
different, conditions had changed. For
the first time in years the daily lesson
which she had given him was inter
mitted. To-day they were both at
school with Love for preceptor and
such willingness in their hearts as
made them ideal pupils. The storm
had died away as suddenly as it
had arisen. No visible evidence Of it
of the long undulating seas upon the
outward barrier. The earthquake had
not greatly damaged the island, the
fallen cliff, a few PROSTATE palms here
and there, that was all. But there was
visible evidence in them Of the storm
through which they had passed and
which still held them in its throes,
in the tumult of their souls.
To the man the experience of the
morning was absolutely new and to
the m it was so different from
what had hitherto transpired that it
was practically so. They luxuriated
in their emotions. They sat side by
side, hand in hand; they walked to-
gether, hand in hand. Yet it was the
woman who was the holder, the
woman who made the advances. The
man was not passive. Kiss for kiss,
look for look, word for word, touch
for touch, he gave, but the initiative
was hers not his. He was putting a
constraint of steel upon himself. She
saw that and was glad. 1t made her
bold. Womanlike she tried and tested
the blade that she had forged again
and again, growing daring in her i'm
munity, Drawer in her trust.
They stood in one part of their wan
derings before the door of what had
been her cave. Hand in hand they
looked down upon the heap of rocks
that he had torn away. 1t was moth
ing to him; to her it was incredible.
She could better estimate what human
strength was capable of than he. She
had standards of comparison which he
lacked.
1T cannot be possible that you lifted
that boulder and that one, alone?" she
said, gazing at him wonaeringly.
cat that moment, to release YOU |
could have torn the rock asunder," he
cried, throwing out his arms in a mag
nificent gesture of strength and force.
She caught his hand with her own
and once more pressed her lips with
in his palm.
Il don't know how to say how much
I love you," she cried.
Say that you will try to care as
much for me as l for you and will
be content" he answered.
And so there was a pretty rivalry
between them as to which loved the
more. In the midst Of the strife of
tongues the woman spoke. She could
not keep away from the subject.
"You love me-" she said at last, "be-
cause you think mi more than | am,
because" she ran on in spite of his
] protesting gesture, checking his deny
ing word, because you have seen no
other woman, because"
81 will not hear another word" he
cried, finding voice at last and stop
ping her. 81 know not woman or man
save as l know you and myself, save
as you have taught me by the women
of whom you have read me in that
single book we have, the women of
whom you have told me who have
played their parts in the world. All
of them together are not like you"
THAT is because l am alive and
here and they are dead and away"
! (TO BE CoNTINUED1
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-02
DY Y
CYRUs townsend
Y Y BRADY
ALNSZ24zNM56y RAya4ftzSI
pSNv~1~1meesaa%x eaxxEEJw GAN Aeg4m
SYNOPSIS.

A young woman cast ashore on q lone
ly island, finds a solitary ~inhabitant, a
young white man, dressed like a savage
and unable to speak in any known Ian
guage. She decides to educate him and
mold his mind to her own ideals. She
finds a human skeleton, the skeleton Of a
dog, a Bible and q silver box, which
lead her to the conclusion that her COM
panion was cast ashore on the island
when a child, and that his name Is John
Revell Charnock of Virginia. Near the
skeleton she finds two woman's rings,
one Of which bears an inscription ~. r.
C. to M. P. T. Sept. 10, 1862" Katharine
Brenton was q highly specialized product
of a leading university. Her writings on
the sex problem had attracted wide at
tention. The son Of a multi-millionaire
becomes infatuated with her, and they
decide to put her theories into practice.
With no other ceremony han a hand
clasp they go away together. A few days
on his yacht shows her that the man
only professed lofty ideals to possess her.
Katharine discovers that the man is mar
ried. While drunk he attempts to kiss
her. She knocks him down and leaves
him unconscious n escapes in the
darkness in a gasoline launch. During a
storm she is EAST ashore on an island.
Three years. teaching gives the mar a
splendid education. She becomes a Chris
tian.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-02
Lesson From the Jap Bear

since then, l have been on the point
of losing my temper the word cow
ard has come up before me in large
black letters and 1t is not a nice
word. We are not always so much
ashamed as we should be of having
hasty tempers and we often indulge
them with very little conjunction;
but no man will calmly brand him
self a coward; SO the little Jap bear
has been useful to me.-New York
Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-02
CHAPTER x.
Hearts Awakened.

For the moment she forgot where
she was and fancied herself back on
the ship OF more naturally tossing
about In that small boat after that
long, eventful voyage. Yet no motion
to which she had aver been subjected
not even the widest pitch Of the
storm which had finally cast her away.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-02

royal and a noble couple, the splendid
woman nobly planned, fit mate for the
godlike man, children of God and Ma
ture, both of them in loose tunics
which she had woven from the long
soft grass, which left neck and arms
bare and fell to knee and were belted
in at the waist, Unhampered by any
of the debasing or degrading garments
of civilization, they were a pair to
excite the admiration and envy of the
gods.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-02
An Unusual Attribute.

Little Johnnie, who cannot pro-
nounce S, has been frightened into
keeping out of the attic by tales told
by his nurse of a dreadful ghost that
lives in the dim recesses under the
caves, The other day he was over
heard to say ~confidentially to a small
friend:
We've got an old gho't up in our
attic!"
To which his friend, much inter.
esteG, responded: DO he butt?"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-02
Understood the Sex.

His Daughter-Daddy, you were
twenty-five when this was taken,
weren't you? Why, you might have
sat for it yesterday.
Her Father-M'yes; your mothers
own daughter. Well, well, you'll find
it on the table, | think.
His Daughter-Find what, daddy,
darling?
Her Father-The checkbook. my
wi lamb.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-02

me a well woman,
and Iwould like to
tell the world
of it. 1 suffered
fromfemale trouble
and fearful painsin
my back. Ihadt the
best doctors and
they all decided
that 1 had a tumor
in addition to my
female trouble, and
advised an opera
tim lydia r..
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-02
His

How did you come to leave your
wife in PARISH"
"She couldn't decide whether she
wanted three yards and a half or four
yards. and | got tired Of waiting"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-02

A man really can make more fuss
over the way a barber trims his mus
tache than a woman over the way a
tailor cuts her gown.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-06-02
Quite a Job on Hand.

Whats his business?"
well, as neal as | can make out he
is matrimonial agent for his two
daughters."-Stray Stories.