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Cañon City record., 1910-06-30
PARTY
GIVEN BY THE
EASTERN STAR
Thursday. Daily.

The Order of the Eastern Star gave
farewell party to Mrs. Monroe
Brown Tuesday evening on the lawn
OF the home of Clark Cooper on Green
wood avenue The lawn was lighted
with electric lights and rugs and
robes were spread on the grass. Re
freshments were served and a general
good time was enjoyed by all present.
AT the close Mrs. Brown was pre-
sented with beautiful silver souve-
mir spoon. Mr.. and Mrs. Brown
will leave shortly for Cripple Creek
where they will make their home in
the future.
Cañon City record., 1910-06-30
ADVICE TO SUFFERERS
From TUBERcuLOSlS

Tuberculosis is a disease OF years,
not months. 10 make up your mind TO
go slow. Daring the six years OF the
ten that have been Ill. I have been
able to support myself. sometimes by
hard work when I woaid lose the ad-
vantage had gained BY months Of
rest
As TO climate. :Soutnern Cailfor-
MIA has this advantage over the Ter
ritories and Colorado: II is warmer
10 winter. and cooler in summer; II
permits comfortable tmark that
word) out OF door living nearly eve y
day Of the year. 1t is practically free
from the strong winds and awful
sand storms OF the other states and
Territories. IL is not the frontier
but is full OF modern little towns that
offer all the culture and educational
facilities OF the east. The cost OF
living is about the same. with this
difference; fresh food and vegetables
In place OF dried or canned. splcn-
did table board and outdoor sleeping
accommodation can be had for a.
low as $1,000 per month. five
miles inland. You can live At almost
any elevation you choose. up TO $500
feet, and yet be only three hours rice
or 100 miles from the seA.---C. y.
Assrup. n the July Paoiae Nosthly,
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Cañon City record., 1910-06-30

made TO break records in running
al. the visitors will be entertained in
various ways and with a banquet in
the evening. The next day the good
roads enthusiasts will motor out to
crags Canon, near Boulder. to wit
ness the dedication of the new road
in that section. This celebration will
be much on the order OF the one re-
Gently held at Dead Mans canon,
where the state highway was dedicat-
ed. and 1t is probable that the govern
or and state officials will be present
to speak.
The official name for the automo-
bile trip from Hutchinson. Ransas, to
Denver is the Sociabiiity Run. and II
is predicted that there will be at least
200 automobiles in line. when the par
ty finally reaches here.
The Santa Fe Trail Organization is
taking an active part In the arrange
ments for the celebration. and II In
because Of this that there will be such
a large representation OF Missouri au-
tomobilists, who will represent the
eastern terminus Of the old tran. over
which 80 many Of the counfry's pion-
eers have travelled before such ma
chimes as automobiles were ever
dreamed of.-Colorado Springs Gar
cite.
Cañon City record., 1910-06-30
ENDS WINTERS TROUBLES.

To many. winter is season OF trou-
BILE. The frost bitten toes and fin
gers. chapel hands and lips. chill
blains. cold sores. red and rough
skins, prove this. But such troubles
fly before Bucklen's Arnica Salye.
trial convinces. Greatest healer OF
Burns. Boils. Piles. Cuts. Sores
Eczema and Sprains- Only 25c al
Hunter 4 Palmer.
Cañon City record., 1910-06-30
WATER IS TURNED
INTO NEW FILTER

meantime taking its place. II 10 es-
timated that the expense Of keeping
the filtration basins at the reservoir
clean viii not much, II any. exceed =
dollar day. In the future thsrs
should b no oomplAist In cAnon CITY
10 rslssios Y sathss ths crafty. Or ~
ssastisy = ~ pshue vsass ssesiy'
Cañon City record., 1910-06-30

The second filtration basin at the
waterworks plant was completed this
morning and water will be turned in
20 II Mt 400 O'Clock this Afternoon. To-
morrow the water will os let out Of
the nYst fiIt<r and the mud that has
sccumuis4sd IN II siscs u va pat u.
- es9ukpetes, fSvs vsehs - Nm -
vssss> est ~ ~ bAs>s = ~
Cañon City record., 1910-06-30
FoI,l'leys OLE
kidney
Pills
What They WIN Do for Yss

What They VIII Do for Ysu
They will cure your backaehs,
strengthen your kidneys. cor.
rect urinary irregularities, build
up the worn out tissues, and
eliminate the excess uric seil
that causes rheumatism. Pre-
vent bright's Disease and pia.
sstss. and rsssors health ~
ssssngth. nsssss sSbsel>atsA
uy3cuual 3 pGpnno
Cañon City record., 1910-06-30

mercial clubs. county superintendents
and teachers in pushing this work.
H. NJ. COTTRELL,
Colorado Agricultural College. Fort
Collins.
Cañon City record., 1910-06-30

n yss ssss asyshsas y ssas - ssss
DIsss . vast - u - nseorl
Cañon City record., 1910-06-30

Try Record was. Aa..
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-12-27
CarcaIura gr3cIoS|na

Nuestro popular coLega "El Carna
VAL, entire las intencionadas caricatu
ras de su ultimo n1mero, publica una
que ha uamado poderosamente la aten
ci6n.
Es gracioslsima.
FL dibujante ha sorprendldo uno de
esos mortales calartos de hora, que pasa
una parte de nuestro publico demo
dee" frente a los cines anunciadores de
la plaza Baldorioty en- las noohes de re
treta.
El dibujante ha sorprendido el delei
te }ugareno en- los rostros ingenuos,
DE una primitiva imgenuidad,
V'ean, vean la caricatura de Ell Car
naval los que GUSTAV del cine gratis
y a la intem !. ~jt rs co}ao 81 s. mi
rasen a un asraio. saoo 81 la tleuda lie
Ia Luna, respondi0 su nombre, Sc
cambiase de pronto en- una luna de We
necia y refiejase las caras abobadas. las
miradas at0nitas. -. ante un pelicula,
contemplate Il pie tirmc.
jQue horror!
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-12-27
UNA PELICULA COMICA
LOS ROBOS EN- LOS TRENES

Nneva York martesU robo sensational ocurrio la no
che de Navidad en- un ren del Missouri Pacific Railway
en- Leavenworth Junction Tn ladr6n la cara cuber
ia por una careta sub6 al tren 25 minutes quito
mas de 100 pasaieros dinero prendas de yalor.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-12-27
UN LADRON EPICO
LA POLICIA VA EN- 81 BUSCA

Nueva York, martes.No ha sido cogido ain el audaz
Gadron que saque tren cen pasaeros Con Su bo
tin Sc apc6 del de Kansas City Kansas des
aparec6 en- las tnebas Ira polici esta persgui6ndoIe
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-12-27
A PI.5o
EN- Ell BOLETIN MERCANTIL

Els de mucha utilidad, no solo para
los ADogados, Cortes Judiciales, Ayun-
tamientos, Corporaciones y empleados
de todos los ramos, sino tambien para
los comerciantes, industriales y perso-
mas de negocios, ell conocimiento de las
Leyes de Puerto Rico aprobadas por
las Cama1as y ell Consejo Executive Ell
el ano de 1907.
Sc vende a S 1,50 en- Ia Liberia del
BOLETIN.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-12-27

FL C0MBATE DE MULAT0

Nueva York rnartes Itas tropas meicaAnS fueron de
Toadas bataa que dur6 tres horas los
Sucionarios pequeao sto donominado Mulato,
trandose los fcderaes dcspues de perier
heridos Soa1uente rtbelde fue muerto,
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-12-27
PERSONALS

Hau negado 3 San JUAN, los senores
A. Fortuno, y F.scnte y don Juan Ba
iandas, distJnguidos veoinos de Jun
cos
Ta1nbi6n Sc oncuentra oIBtre n0sotros
nuesstros amigo don Julian Herencla,
acompnado de dos de sua hijos.
Aver negaron dc Mayaguez, Mr.. T.
Boot5,wy y el ficenciado n. NJ. J. San
tos.
De C&guay h 30. % don Jacinto
:,154oa
Y a. 2e. "a Ventura Martinez,
-----.-- fo)--
Ha tornado possession deI cargo de off
cial D.. Sandal dc Patlllas, Ell eStimabIe
doctor sonor R&non Vergne.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-12-27
LOS DRAMAS DEL ARE
Ell AVIADOR PERDIDO

Nueva York, nartes-Eay pocas esperanzas de encon-
%rar Grace e aviador. Hasta ahora no han hallado
mnguna huela de el 6 de apsrato supone que
perdi6, el Mar del Norte.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-12-27
NO MERECEN COMPASSION
la CORARDIA MAYOR

Nueya York. martcs.-La prenst de csa cudad al dar
del audaz Squeo la despreciabe cobar
dia los pasaeros que dearon robar por honbre
solo negando a cen el n1mero de aqucos,
Es naudito que descubrc cobarda mcali
fcabe.
Chariton courier., 1910-04-22
Border County
Notes
Friday, April n, 1910.

measles last week. Her HUSBAND
and five children survive her.
8. B. Ksnspp, born in Penn'
sylvsnis 81 years ago, . we'll
known resident Of Fsystts, pass
ed away Monday night.
W. 1. Hs field, Q young minis
terisl student ut Central college
in Fsyette, aged "a years, died OF
peritonitis Tuesday ut the home
Of John E. Ewin in Fsystte.
Turner Longs residence, near
Fayette, with 80 sticks of dyns.
mite in it, caught fire last week.
The dynamite burned up and
there was no explosion. The
fire was finslly extinguished.
The Glasgow bondsmen oI
Frank Wright are again ''hold-
ing the sack" as that gentleman,
being told he could have bis
liberty until the 18th, has again
disappeared.
A confession written on q scrap
of wall paper byPerkins Basket,
the Fayette negro who slsshed
his wife, Sarah, nine times, out.
ting her liver in two April 2, was
found Sunday, near Rocheport.
The paper had evidently been
pinned to q barn when it blew
into the road. Basket says he
is ready to give himself up to the
sheriff of Howard county in per.
son, but that "many q man has
met his dune by not getting jus.
tice." Baskett's wife is still
alive, but is in dying condition.
Her death will alter the charges
against Basket of assault with
intent to kill. Basket was jeal-
GUS of other negroes and claims
his wife hit him with q poker.
The confession is dated April Z.
MARRIAGES.
John Yates of Fulton and Miss
Ada Laurine Hume of Arm
strong.
Chariton courier., 1910-04-22

school at st. Louis was defeated
by Blees Military academy at
Macon Saturday.
John w. Thompson of La
Plata, 81 years old, died Sunday
at the home of his daughter, Mrs.
Alice Dsugherty. Deceased was
confederate soldier.
A mail pouch containing
north. bound mail and registered
packages was found Monday
night in the old city pond by
Harry Templeman and Walter
Deatman, two boys who were
playing around the pond. They
notified Sheriff j. D. Hall, who
took possession of the pouch and
turned it over to Postmaster
Farrar. The pouch was slit open
and the mail rifled. All the
registered mail is missing. The
mail pouch, with letters. was
weig hted with chunks of coal
and thrown into the pond. The
pouch was marked to go north
on train No. 19 April 4. The
post office atMacon had received
no notice of the missing mail.
Postmaster Chas. Farrar i'm.
mediately notified the chief in.
spector, who went to Macon at
once. 1t is not known whether
the authorities have a olew or
not.
Chariton courier., 1910-04-22
RANDOLPH.

Lester, little son OF James
Hamilton, died Saturday at Mob
erly.
Thos. Petty, q respected negro
man of Moberly, 66 years old,
died Saturday.
Lillian. little daughter of Mrs,
Josie Robinson of Moberly, died
OF measles Tuesday morning.
Joe Francis, son of r. D,
Mansfield of Huntsville, died of
bronchial pneumonia Thursday.
I. N. Bailey of the Santa Fe
has bought a 120-acre farm
near Moberly, from Mrs. Bridg ct
Carmody.
Mrs. G. F. Leedom Of MoberlY
fell off the porch Friday morning
and broke her arm.
B. Mason, aged so years,
committed suicide last week by
shooting himself, through the
head with q rifle.
A thief entered the home of s.
L. Routt in Moberly Friday night
and secured about $3.50 in money
from Mr.. Routt's trouser pockets
Will Christian of Moberly while
bicyle racing with another boy
ran into a buggy Wednesday
night and cut two CACHES il his
chin and cheek.
eo.Roe. about 20 years old, of
near Levick's Mill died of apo.
plexy Saturday evening while at
work in a field. His body lay
undiscovered until Sunday morn
ing.
NJ. ]. Esgan, news agent,
aged 20 years, was arrested at
Moherly Friday on a charge of
Chariton courier., 1910-04-22
MACON.

The graduating class at New
Cambria has four members.
There have been no marriage
licenses issued in Macon county
since April Z.
Mrs. Will Banta of Keota died
of consumption Wednesday. Her
husband and two children sur.
vive her.
Mrs VIM. H. Morgan of Be-
vier died of tuberculosis Monday.
Her husband and three daugh-
ters survive her.
John Wesley Erwin, 78 years
old. and a citizen of Macon Tor
% years, died Friday. Four
children survive him.
BY a score of 6 to 2 the base.
ball team from Mckinley high
Chariton courier., 1910-04-22
MARRIAGES.

Mathew L. Taffe and Miss
Mary M. Brick, both of Shackel-
ford.
Chariton courier., 1910-04-22

a crop of cowpeas :s turned un.
der three times as much nitrogen
will be put in the soil as if the
crop had been removed.
The humus content OF the soil
is the source of nitrogen for all
non.leguminous plants such as
corn, Gate, wheat, timothy. etc.,
and in many soils that have been
fsrmed for q long time this is the
controlling factor of the crop.
Turning under cowpess adds
humus to the soil. Humus in
decsying not only sets free
nitrogen for the plants, but the
organic acids from it sets free
and makes available phosphorus
and potassium, the other tR i'm.
portant elements of fertility.
At the experiment station ut
Columbia q crop Of cowpeas
sown after wheat and turned un.
der before sowing again in the
fall has for an average for the
last six years increased the yield
Eve bushels per acre. Plots
given similar treatment on five
Of the stations soil experimental
fields in various parts of the
state increased the yield of wheat
in 1908 from o.6 to 14.4 bushels
per acre, an increase of 4.8
bushels or 30 per cent.
1t should be noted in this con.
nection that where q green ma
nure crop or heavy dressing of
bsrnyard manure is turned un.
der the soil should be thoroughly
worked down and compacted be.
fore seeding. Otherwise the soil
will dry out readily and the
wheat likely be winter killed.
G.. B. HUTCHINSON.
Agricultural College & Expert
Station Columbia, Mo.
Chariton courier., 1910-04-22
LINN.

Mrs. F. G. Psulsen has bought
the "Hole.in. the. Wall" res-
tsurant in Marceline.
Mrs. E. T. Osgood, aged 45
years, died at Lsclede Friday.
Three children survive
Tuesday morning a hsndoar
was derailed, near Bncklin, and
three men were severely injured.
DR.. ]. T. Poison died of g0itre
Lsclede Wednesday. Deceased
had been q resident of that town
for q long time.
The remains of Elder Chiving-
ton, aged SO years, who died at
St.Joseph Sunday, was buried at
Brookfield Tuesday.
Mrs. Elizabeth Sampson, aged
SO years, born in Kentucky, died
at the home of her son, John
McGhee of Linneus, Wedn esdsy.
A horse belonging to Lon
Withers at Msrceline ran away
Monday. A large plate. glsss
window in W. E. Taylor's drug
store was broken.
Tuesday the residence of Geo.
T. Bell of Bucklin burned to the
ground. The fire started from q
defective hue. Some household
effects was saved. There was
little insurance.
The verdict of the coroner's
jury in the case Of John Dusen.
berry's death at Msrceline
recently was not made public un-
til last week. It was to the effect
that deceased came to his death
by means of q pistol shot in the
hands Of James Cabotti.
Chariton courier., 1910-04-22

selling indecent pictures. Geo.
t. Houser, q member of the exc.
cutive committee of the Law and
Order league, ordered his arrest.
Everett Gallagher and Everett
Green, two Moberly boys had q
thrilling experience at the tank
pond early Monday morning.
Their boat ospsized and neither
boy could swim. They clune
to the boat and finally reached
the bank.
Sam G. Davis and Robr. Eng
lish, both OF Huntsville, had q
narrow escape from q horrible
death mt Davis country home
Wednesday night. They left q
kerosene lamp on the floor Of
room adjoining the 9 room in
which they slept and the lamp
exploded, setting the house on
fire. When they awakened, the
interior of the house was ablaze.
Making an escape through q
window, they were just in time to
see the roof fall in. The dwell.
ing and contents were insured
for 1900.
MARRIAGES..
Charles Keller of Moberly and
Miss Ella Palmer of Thsyer.
Fred Marsh and Mise Anna
Hochberger, both of Moberly.
Luther Cooper and Miss Jessie
Epperly, both of Clifton Hill.
Sumner Buchanan and Miss
Evelyn Overmsn, both of Mo.
berly.
Chariton courier., 1910-04-22

at Chillicothe during the July
Chsutauqus there.
John McKeene of near Linneus
died at st. Msry's hospital in
Chillioothe Thursday.
Mrs. Eliza A. Switner, a native
of Ireland, aged 73 years, died
Tuesday at Chillicothe.
G. L. Waite and F. B. Wheeler
have bought the Frank Way
foundry and machine shops at
Chillicothe.
Johnson's general stors at
Highview was burglsrized of a
quantity of tobacco and several
pairs of hose Wednesday night.
Mrs. Emeline Long, a native
of Tennessee, aged II years,
widow of the late BENZ. Long,
died of paralysis Tuesday.
Daniel hesler, one of the
pion eers of Livingston county,
died Tuesday night at his home
in Jsmesport. His widow and
four children survive him.
Roscoe, 15-year. old son of
Robert Phillips of Chillicothe,
was thrown heavily to the ground
while poIe.vaulting Tuesday and
sustained q sprained back.
The Chillicothe high school
baseball team played q game
against the Brookfield b e b
school boys and won by . score
of A to o saturday.
Don W., 14.year- old son Of
John W. Graves, formerly of
ChilIioothe, was accidentally
killed at Long Beach, CAL, re.
Gently by the careless handling
of a revolver in the hands of q
neighbor boy. The bullet enter.
ed the boys forehead above the
right eye.
The police at Chillicothe were
notified Saturday that 10-year.
old girl was inhumanly trested
by her parents. The child had
been kept out of school, beaten
with a stick and had been forced
to do the family washing, it is
alleged. The parents are likely
to be arrested and heavily fined.
MARRIAGES..
Frank Rensch and Miss Carrie
Yancey, both of Chillicothe.
Chariton courier., 1910-04-22
COWpeas as a Green Manure
Crop.

Cowpess belong to the family
of plants known as the legumes
which have the power of taking
nitrogen, from the air by means
Of the bacteria which live on
their roots. They are not only
able to secure nitrogen for their
own growth in this way, bui,
where the soil is low in this
element of plant food, they store
up nitrogen there for the crop
that follows. It has been oe.
termined experimentally that two.
thirds of the nitrogen of the
entire cowpea plant is found in
the leaves and stems and one.
third in the roots. Hence when
Chariton courier., 1910-04-22
SALINE.

Mrs. Ernest r. Cope, formerly
of Marshall, died at New Orleans,
La, recently.
Mrs. VIM. Palmer, formerly of
Grand Pass, aged 65 years, died
of measles Tuesday, at Pleasant
Hill.
Mrs. Bette A. Walton, aged
66 years, died Wednesday at
Slater. Deceased is survived by
four children.
Robt. Campbell of Marshall
has bought the building occupi.
ed by the Rose & Buokner Mer.
cantile Co. at Slater for $40, 900.
The Marshall high school base.
ball team played against Slater
Friday and we're defeated by q
score of II to z.
At the inter. high school de-.
bate between Marshall a d
Boonville schools Friday the
former lost.
Mrs. w. Palmer, formerly Of
Grand Pass, died of measles
Tuesday, aged 65 years, at
Pleasant Hill.
Lightning struck the barn be.
longing to Floyd Coyner, near
Mt. Leonard, last week and burn.
ed IL to the ground with a large
amount of feed.
A buggy driven by Mr.. and
Mrs. June X. King coIlied with
a carriage driven by M. L.
Montague in Marshall Wednes.
day. Mrs. Kings right COLLAR
bone was fractured.
Sunday morning Randolph
Murphy and Gabriel Roesen, two
section men, at work ,neas Slater,
were struck by an engine and
flung from the track. Roesen's
right foot was badly crushed and
one hand was injured. Murphy's
right leg was broken, his left
foot crushed and his right COLLAR
bone broken in two places; his
left wrist ~was broken and an
ugly gash out on his head. Muir
ply is % years old and Roesen
is 30 years old.
MARRIAGES.
Mathew L. Taffe and Miss
Mary M. Brick, both of Shackel-
ford.
Chariton courier., 1910-04-22
MARRIAGES..

Ray Fisher of Carrollton and
Miss Bessie Leakey of Norborne.
Robt. Knott of Bogard and
Miss Lulu DurrelI of Richmond.
Chariton courier., 1910-04-22
HOWARD.

Mrs. Belle Bowman of near
Glasgow died of cancer OF the
stomach Tuesday.
Mrs. Henry White of Fairview
township died, in Inols, Okla, of
Chariton courier., 1910-04-22
CARROLL.

nalss nora dunss oGeo 10 years
died, of measles Sunday ut De.
Witt.
Jesse F. Tippey has sold his
house in Norborne to E. ]. Car.
mack for $3.50.
L. E. Tuley has bought the
Eckles farm, near Bogsrd, for
SID, 900.
The Cole land in Cherry Val
ley township was sold Wednes.
day to John T. Cole and Mrs.
Gladys Waldron.
Lulu Bell, daughter of Edward
Fields of east of Bosworth, aged
"a years, died Sunday.
A horse fell on B. E. Watt of
Bosworth Wednesday and frsc-
tured the pelvic bone and injur.
ed him internally.
Mrs. A. G. Dicken, formerly of
Carroll county, a native of Vir.
ginia aged 81 years, died at
Kansas City Friday.
A tramp suffering with tooth
ache was relieved by Dr.Sugg of
Csrrollton and repaid the dentist
by stealing his hat.
Geo. Gale of Csrrollton was
struck by a Santa Fe freight
train, near Norborne, Thursday.
Gale was asleep on the end Of
some ties when struck. His skull
was fractured, his spine injured
and several ribs broken.
A team belonging to Chas.
Steik ran away in Carrollton
Saturday, and, overturning their
vehicle, threw the three occupants
out. Mrs. Steik and little child
were badly bruised and received
numerous minor outs and
scratches.
Hall Tanner, COL, was arrest
ed at Carrollton Tuesday for
striking a negress. After Tan.
ner left the court room, the
woman followed him and hit
him on the back of the head.
Then she took up q hammer and
pursued Tanner with it. He
made q getaway.
Two barns burned, near Tina,
Friday in 12.hours' time. One
belonged to Ben Williams and
was insured for 81, 900. A horse,
calf, IL tons of hay and oats and
900 bushels of corn were con.
sumed in this blaze. The other
barn was the property of Ern
Colliver. A quantity of corn
and hay was burned in this barn.
Colliver's small son started this
fire with matches.
WIN. 5oper was sentenced to
Eve years in the pen in the
circuit court at Csrrollton Tues.
day. He was charged with rob.
bing W. T. Stewards jewelry
store at Bosworth to the amount
of nearly $1,000. 6oper's de-
fense was that he was never in
Bosworth. He had served a
term in the federal prison at
Lsavenworth for posi-. office rob.
berry.
Arthur Wooden received Wed.
nesdaY q sentence of 30 years in
the penitentisry for the crime of
murder in The second degree.
Wooden killed George Smith,
near Bogsrd, March %. This
case goes down in history as a
crime without q reason. Wood.
ems lawyers pleaded insanity.
1t seems strange that q young
boy could kill q man of Smiths
powerful physique all By himself,
but Wooden took all the respon.
sibility and diu not vary his
story.
MARRIAGES.
Chariton courier., 1910-04-22

The undertaken is about the
only person you will let put you
in a hole without your kicking.