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The Prescott daily news., 1910-05-14
DIDN'T GET THE SITUATION
rhsht of Eloquence Wasted by Friend of Dobkins-Pretty Enough, But
 Not Appropriate.

What makes you act so grouchy this morning, Dobkins?"
 Had an addition to my family
 What? Why, you ought to be ashamed to be gloomy over that! To think that a normal human being should be angry because of the ad- vent of such a cherubi Do you act ually grudge place in your happy home to an innocent creature fresh from heaven, bringing with it the very fragrance of those celestial realms? :? Do you greet with an unwelcoming chill small epitome of all purity and sweetness given into your keeping as a priceless, though undeserved treas ure by a too benevolent Providence? A lovely copy of what fancy feigns the angels to be like-a tiny shred of grace and glory, snatched from the"
 Say, that's very pretty, but do you know you're talking about my mother in-law?"
The Prescott daily news., 1910-05-14
AN INTOLERABLE ITCHING

Just about two years ago, some form of humor appeared on my scalp. The beginning was a slight itching but it grew steadily worse until, when combed my hair, the scalp became raw and the ends of the comb-teeth would be wet with blood Most of the time there was an intolerable itching, in painful, burning way, very much as bad, raw burn, if deep, will itch and smart when first beginning to heal. Bombing my hair was positive torture. My hair was long and tan- gled terribly because of the blood and scabs. This continued growing worse and over half my hair fell out. was in despair, really afraid of becoming totally bald.
 Sometimes the pain was so great that, when partially awake, I would scratch the worst places so that my finger-tips would be bloody. I could not sleep we'll and, after being asleep a short time, that awful stinging pain would commence and then I would wake up nearly wild with the torture. neighbor said it must be salt rheum. Having used Cuticura Soap merely as a toilet soap before, now decided to order a set of the Cuticura Remedies -Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Pills. l used them according to directions for perhaps six weeks, then left off, as the disease seemed to be eradi- cated, but toward spring, eighteen months ago, there was a slight re- turn of the scalp humor. I con- menced the Cuticura treatment at once, so had very little trouble. On my scalp l used about one half a cake of Cuticura Soap and half box of Cuticura Ointme in all. The first time took six or seven bottles of Gu ticura Pills and the last time three bottles-neither an expensive or te- dious treatment Since then l have had no scalp trouble of any kind Standing up, with my hair unbound, it comes to my knees and had it not been for Cuticura I should doubtless be wholly bald.
 This is voluntary, unsolicited tes- timonial and take pleasure in writing 1t, hoping my experience may help someone else. Miss Lillian Brown, R. F. D. l, Liberty, Me, Oct, 29, 1909.'
The Prescott daily news., 1910-05-14

John l.. Perry, Co- lumbus, Texas, says:
 q was taken sick about a year ago. My limbs and feet be- gan to swell and my doctor said I had Bright's disease. I then consulted an- other doctor who told me. I had dropsy and could not live. Doan's Kidney Pills re-
The Prescott daily news., 1910-05-14
Finding of Fresh-Water Eel.

The straits of Messina are channels of immense depth, through which a wild form of whirling eddies have the effect of bringing up from the depths below many marine creatures which are rarely seen except in the deep sea travis. It was here that the fresh water eel was first discovered, an in cident which threw blaze of light on the life history of very mysteri- ous fish.-London Daily Telegraph.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-05-14
somethlnu to Crow About.

The Gander-Suffering cats What sort of noise-germ has got into that ridiculous rooster lately? His darn growing has developed into a continu- ous performance.
 The Drake-Why, he imagines he's in the public eye since the production of ROstand's "Chantecler."
The Prescott daily news., 1910-05-14
Different,

Visitor-I saw your husband in the crowd down town today. In fact, he was so close that I could have touched him.
 Hostess-Thats strange. At home be is so close that nobody can touch m!-Puck
The Prescott daily news., 1910-05-14
Drain on country's Resources.

In 1908, the foreign-born popula- tion of 13.6 per cent furnished 15.6 per cent of the criminals, 208 per cent. of the paupers, and 29.5 per cent. of the insane. Between 1904 and 1908, the aliens in these institutions increased 34 per cent.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-05-14
A BoomeranQ.

One of the officials of the Midland railway, coming from Glenwood Springs the other day, was telling a young woman on the train how won- derfully productive Colorado's irri- gated ground is
 Really" he explained, tits so rich that girls who walk on it have big feet. It just simply makes their feet grow"
 Huh" was the young woman's re- joinder, some of the Colorado men must have been going around walking on their heads. ."-Denver Post.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-05-14

Do not try to make your home like heaven, but try to make your home such that when you think of heaven you will be reminded of your home.- Doctor Devins.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-05-14

lieved me promptly, and I owe my life to them"
 Remember the name-Doan's.
 For sale by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-05-14
Rheumatism Ia Durable

NATURES REMEDY (NR tablets) will cure Rheumatism and do 1t quickly. It so thoroughly cleanses and regulates the kidneys, liver and digestive system that its cures seem almost magical. Results guaranteed Take one tonight, you'll feel better In the morning. Get a 3c Box All Druggists. The A. H. Lewis Medicine Co.. St. Louis, Mo.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-05-14

It takes people who have no opin- ions of their own to make good jurors therefore women are not eligible.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-05-14

SORE EYES, weak, naamed, red, watery and swollen eyes. use PETTIT'S EYE SALVE. 25c. All druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-05-14
IT WEARS YOU OUT.
Kidney Troubles Lower the Vitality
 of the Whole Body.

Don't wait tor serious illness; be- gin using Doan's Kidney Pills when you first feel backache or notice urinary disorders.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-05-14
DrATa or OHIO CITY or TOLEDO. [
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COUNTY.
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 FRANK ]. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed fin my presence this 9th day of December. A. D.. 1886. A. w. GLEASON. l SEAL NOTARY PUBLIC. Hals CAtarrh Cure ts taken internally and act1 directly upon the blood and surfaces of tho system. Send for testimonials. free.
 F.J. CHENEY CO. Toledo O Sold by all Druggists. 75c
 Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-05-14

Dr. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar-coated, easy t< take as candy, regulate and inviRorate stomach liver and bowels and cure constipation.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-05-14

Never say die till you are dead-an, then it's no use.-Spurgeon.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-05-14
Of Course Not.

Or Course Not. Did that young man have the face to kiss you?" He didn't kiss with his face"
The Prescott daily news., 1910-05-14

How one woman doesn't enjoy hear ing another praised.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-05-14
lmnreSSed.

"I think l shall let that woman rent my house.
 Why"
 She's the first one who's called to see me about it who didn't brag about what a good tenant she is"
The Prescott daily news., 1910-05-14

A girl isn't necessarily a jewel be- cause she is set in her ways.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-05-14

Mrs. Wipslow's Soothing Syrup. For children teething softens the gums, reduces n- namma ion a lay pal cures wind collie. Pc bottle.
The Prescott daily news., 1910-05-14

What makes you act so grouchy this morning, Dobkins?"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-03-16
CONTEST FOR CUE TITLE.
Willie Hoppe and George Sutton Meet
in Big Match Tonight.

Chicago, March 16.-Before nun
dreds of students of the green table
sport Willie Hoppe, the youthful Won
der with the cue, and George Sutton
one of the veterans of the game, VIII
decide the worlds championship at
ISL balkline billiards i'm Orchestra
hall tonight. The game will be 500
points, and the winner will receive a
gold trophy emblematic of the cham
plonship.
For several weeks each of the prin-
cipals has been training and practis-
ing for the big strain he will have TO
undergo Neither can say anything
after the match about not being ready
for the big contest. as each has been
doing great work in the way of pre-
narration. In one exhibition with Joe
Capron last week sutton ran out Il
string of over 800 points, with an av-
erage of %. Hoppe also has been do
ing some splendid work in practice
and appears to be in good trim Tor
the championship match
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-03-16
SPORTING EDITORS NOTES.

Montana Jack" Sullivan made a
fine showing his first time out IN
Boston.
Tom Jones, manager of AID VOL
CAST has declared that no boxer under
his management will ever meet col
ored man.
Hugh Jennings has picked the Cubs
TO win the National league pennant
and Pittsburg to run second.
Cy Young of the Maps is "zinging
'em" over at Hot Springs with the
same speed he uses in midsummer.
Jack Thoney of the Boston Red Sox
thinks his arm will be in shape so he
can get into the game In June.
The st. Louis Browns are being
coached in genuine baseball by man
ager Jack O'Connor and look to be
fit for the struggle.
The youngsters of the Giants, call
ing themselves "Bearcats," are playing
the veterans to a stand-still In the
practice games.
Since Jack Rowan, the Cincinnati
pitcher collapsed in one of the not
rooms, ball players have cut out the
vapor baths at Hot Springs.
And they say that Charley FRANK
manager of the New orleans team
once made 35 hits in S5 times at
hat "Put on your old Grey Bonnet.
Manager Charlie Carr of the indian
apolis team has twenty-seven men III
training at Waco. Texas. Nothing tha'
listens like bush" league club III
that.
pitcher Beebe. whom Cincinnati OBJ
tanned from the st. Louis Carui'ais
saws there is nothing doing for MN III
Redyille unless he gets an increase
/ I'm salary.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-03-16
YALE MADE FINE RECORD
In The TANK THIS YEAR

Yale Uniyersitys swimmers were
without question the best college ag-
gregation Of the season. They not on
ly scored the greatest number II
points i'm the recent intercollegiate
swimming tourney, but defeated all
their opponents I'm the Ave dual meets.
held preparatory to the championship
meet. Yale was also expert in water
polo. and annexed the championship
i'm that branch.
Next 10 Yale finished Pennsylvania,
the only team TO beat the Quakers be-
ing the Ellis, while Princeton finished
third. In water polo the Tigers were
the runners up TO the Blue. The
failure OF Paul wilmington and Ro-
ger Cutler To train. caused Capt. AS
pinwall of Harvard TO forfeit all meets
after Feb 10.
Pennsylvania had a well balanced
team. but Yale turned out men who
were a little bit better in almost
every event. The fine showing made
by Yale was due in a great measure
to the ability OF Stoddart, who was
recently honored with the captaincy
for 1911. "Bill" Howe was a wonder
at the so yards and gave Yale the
honor OF holding the record for that
distance OF 20 1-5 seconds. Shyrock
of Pennsylvania headed him at 100
yards, but had to break a record TO
do it. Stoddart at fancy diving and
220 yards was invincible.
In Loree and Reid, Yale had two
clever plungers. The former made a
new record of ~ feet, 8 inches Capt.
Richards was another great eontri-
butor to the triumphs scored. The
work of the water polo team was re-
markable, when it is considered that
| at the first of the season the material
at both Princeton and Pennsylvania
was much better.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-03-16

perform.
In his only appearance here with
Jim Flynn the colored fighter simply
let go one of his haymakers and the
bout was over. 1t die not give the To-
cal fans a chance to see what he could
do. They were as much i'm the dark
after the bout was over as before
The only thing they were sure of was
that they were satisfied that Langford
was there with the wallop.
Barry is reputed to be one of the
cleverest big en- in the ring, and
while he has never appeared before a
local audience, he is said to be excep-
tionally clever and has good reputa-
ton. Barry should prove sturdy op-
ponent for the Boston tar baby.
In the meantime both men have a
couple of obstacles to overcome before
they appear before a local audience
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-03-16
AT LEFT, SAM lANGFORD. A
RIGHT, jim BARRY.

San Francisco, Cal, March 16:-
Louis Blot of the Metropolitan attn
letic club, has practically decided to
put on Sam Langford. the bone crush
er, and Jim Barry, the clever heavy
weight for his show this month. There
is some talk Of Blot putting on the
Murphy Moran fight right over again
on account OF the dissatisfaction re-
suting from the decision which went
i'm favor of Murphy, but the latters
departure for the east put stop to
negotiations.
Langford and Barry should prove a
good attraction. The fans have hearu
a lot of talk about what wonderful
fighter Langford is but they have new
er had good opportunity to see nm
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-03-16
ordemann Wins From BeelI.
JEFFRlEs WILL RETIRE.

Los Angeles. Cal, March 16.-Jim
Jeffries will again retire after the
Johnson go. This is the gist of an an
nouncement from the big fellows
headquarters. This settles all doubt
as to whether he intended to defend
the title after defeating the negro, II
he does. JEFF is going about his work
so seriously that close friends say he
cannot fail OF being in excellent con-
dition when he meets Johnson. AS
for JEFF. he says little except that he
is going to win and then retire for
good. ~
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-03-16

The use of the gas furnace for forg-
Ing, tempering and hardening steel -
among the workshops where
cutlery and tools are made. The old
"hearths" are disappearing. replaced
by small. clean gas furnaces. which
are not only economical in space and
cost OF running. and comparatively
clean and neat but furnish a uniform
temperature OF any desired degree,
thus avoiding damage to the steel
through burning" or irregularity Of
temperature. The working of the fur
naces is economical. because the gas
can be cut off the moment the opera
ton is finished.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-03-16
TERRY M'oovERN OUT AGAIN.
But Ring and Stage Are Things OF tho
Past,

But Ring and Stage Are things OF tno
Past.
Cleveland, March 16.--Looking IKE
a two-year- old and feeling fine. Ter
rible Terry McGovern is abroad once
more. He is out of the sanatorium
and ne says he is going to leave the
footlights and the padded mitts alone.
mo more fighting for me- said
Terry. "Tll let Phillie take care OF
the McGovern end of that game now
and l will try to get some work ike
bossing a gang of men,
With Terry is Joe Humphreys, VINO
still is the ex-champion's guardian
and intimate friend. Joe says he
never forgot Terry an instant, and II
is a safe bet that he tells the truth
Joe always was devoted to the little
scrapper, and his stories of the de-
feats that Terry suffered at the hands
of Young Corbett are about as enter
tanning as any fight fan could wish TO
hear.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-03-16
FEAR JENNINGS
is LOSING HIS PIPER
Little Manager of Detroit Tigers
Finds it Harder to go
the Clip.
MAY BECOME BENCH MANAGER

Whatever would happen TO the Zig
ers II Hughie Jennings lost his "pep?"
rms alarming possibility suggested
ltseif' first, couple of days ago at
the Tigers training camp at San An
TONIC, when Hughie, troubled with a
lame back ana other physical ailments
incident to a too arduous course of
training, was compelled to leave his
team to its own resources 10 a great
extent the result being a marked
railing off in the enthusiasm which
the colts had exhibited with regular
ity heretofore.
or course, there isn't a chance that
'he present fix is going to be perman-
ent. There isn't any occasion to wor
ny over that yet awhile. Neverthe-
less 1t is an open question Just how
much of the success of the Detroit
club Is due to the inspiring example
Of the little manager.
Hughes Arm Worse.
Hughie. at his best, is working un-
der Increasing difficulties each year
This season the veterans have re-
marked with regret that the scrappy
little manager is no longer able TO
make the throw from the short stop
position to first base, the bony growth
which ruined the greatest throwing
arm ever owned by mortal shortstop
having made increasing progress dur
ing the winter.
Just how much this concession to
the ravages OF time and over-exertion
IN former years is going to affect
Hughes own enthusiasm for the
game Is a doubtful matter. But the
situation surely seems to make il
necessary for the little manager TO
strain his nerves a bit more. before at
tanning to the heights which he has
always reached i'm the past.
Hughe a Bench Manager.
1t has been gall and NORWOOD 70
Jennings to be forced out of the game
rs all his friends know. He has never
taken willingly to the bench assign
ment which he has filed. His great
est delight has been to show his men
that, I'm some departments of the
game he is still as good as the best
And the way he has pitched into his
own work has always closed the door
TO any recruit who might seek Ia
'palliate a lack of industry by pointing
to the example Of a manager asking
something of his men which he was
unwilling to do himself
IT is going to be lot harder foi
him to relapse into the attitude OF G
bench manager Of the Cantillon- Nc
Aleer- McGraw stripe. than has beer
the case with any of those mention
ed. When he does. however If he car
keep his enthusiasm intact, he will
accomplish all the more of a feat.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-03-16

In the south Langford Is matched 20
fight Jim Flynn on March II. Accord
ing to dispatches Flynn gave the color
ed fellow a tough argument i'm their
last 10 round ARRAY. Barry is matched
TO box Gunboat Smith at Oakland
Should either Of the fighters meet with
a reverse he win probably lose his date
before Blot's club.
Both men are confident of winning.
L.angford declares that reports OF
Flynn besting him in the south were
not correct and he says that he VIII
prove it on March II.
Barry thinks he can stow the tar
away before the finish and that there
Is no chance OF him losing. He wants
to get on before the local fight fans
and he knows that he has to make
good at Oakland If he expects to IN
wade this field.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-03-16
HAD MARROW ESCAPE.

Jack Johnson, worlds heavyweight
champion puglist, and his wife mar
rowly escaped serious injury recently
when their automobile turned turtle
near Racine. throwing both out of the
machine. AS it was, both received
bruises and were badly shaken up in
the accident The man who is 10
fight Jeffries on July 4, accompanied
by his wife, was making a trip from
st. Paul to Chicago in his motor car
and had completed the greater part
Of the trip without mishap. Johnson
will be in Chicago all week, He VIII
open a weeks theatrical engagement
at Kansas City next Monday.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-03-16
One Million Dollars
for a Good Stomach
THIS OFFER SHOULD BE A WARN
ING TO EVERY MAN AND
WOMAN

The newspapers and medical jour
nais have had much to say relative to
a famous millionaire's offer of a mill
lion dollars for new stomach.
This great multi millionaire was too
busy 10 work about the condition OF
his stomach. He allowed his dyspep-
STA TO run from bad 10 worse until I'm
the end IL became incurable His mis-
fortune should serve as a warning to
dyspepsia for few years will give
everything he owns for new storn-
ach.
Dyspepsia is caused by an abnor-
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IS one element missing The
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We are now able TO supply the pep
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naturally created by the system when
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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-03-16
FIGHT PICTURES NO GOOD.

San Francisco, Cal. March 16.-The
Nelson wolgast moving pictures were
given press exhibition and they were
failures. The last few rounds. which
were the spectacular rounds of the
fight. came out very poorly
The finish of the fight is shown IN
the canvas by two dark objects which
give an outsider but little idea of the
final round of the contest, when Ref
cree Eddie Smith stopped II and de-
clared Wolgast the winner.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-03-16
OLE NELSON TO WREsTLE.
Calumet Man Will Meet Young Kelly
at Hurontown Saturday.

A Cornish wrestling match has been
arranged for Hurontown to take place
next Saturday night at the fire hall at
Hurontown between Young Kelly OF
Hurontown and ole Nelson of Calu-
met. Jack Dunn of Calumet has 500
up on Nelson and it Is covered on be-
half of Kelly by the Hurontown Attn
letic club.
Kelly won the Hurontown Fourth OF
July tournament last summer and Nell
son has since been eager for match
with him. Preliminary to the match
there will be exhibition bouts in vari-
Gus styles.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-03-16
MANY ARE AFTER KELLER.

New York, March ia three-cor-
nered fight has developed for the SER
vices of william Keeler the former
New York American league outfielder.
The New York, Cincinnati and Brook
lyn clubs of the National league
have made the former champion bats
man offers, but Keller has not signi-
fed which club he will join.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-03-16
AFTER HAMS SIGNATURE.

Pittsburg, Pa, March 1G.-Manager
Fred Clarke of the worlds champion
Pirates, had a long conference with
President Barney Dreyfuss Monday at
which the holdout tactics of Pitcher
Howard Camnitz were discussed at
length, but nothing regarding the de-
cision reached was made known.
Clarke also is urging Hans Wagner to
hurry i'm with his contract, for be it
known the big fellow has not yet
signed. President Dewey of Boston
reached Pittsburg about the same
time Clarke arrived and was with the
terday. A deal seems to be on.