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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-10-31
Copyright, 1909, by J. B.
Lippinc cot tt
Company.

Since the campaign Lowndes had
been going from bad to worse. had
gambled away the money sent him by
his relatives. and they were now sore
" anxious about him. Moreover, he
was needed as material witness for
the defense in the case of Lieutenant
Lanier.
And even as the story was being told
there came bounding down the broad
stairway from above a slender. well
built youth. 1t was the erect, jaunty
carriage that.caught the majors eye.
preaching stranger was Bob Lanier
all over
"Rawdonr' he cried.
A wave of color. it is true, swept in
stantly to the young fellows temples.
Quickly he whirled about; courteously
he raised his cap
II beg the majors pardon" said he.
81 did not expect him here and had
never seen him in civilian dress"
And now the detective. too. was on
You're on furlough, l understand.
but l heard-my wife said-you were
in Chicago"
Mrs. Stannard was right, sir. My
wife and her father are there now.
visiting my sister. DR.. Mayhem told
me Of the charges against Lieutenant
Lanier. and that is what brings me
back at once"
Going back at once" began the
major. Modified, yet mystified. 81
presume you know more Of these mat
tiers than any one else"
with possibly two exceptions. sir. l
hope to nab one of them here"
"Lowndes%' queried Stannard
'Lowndes." answered Rawdon.
''Then you're just the man we want"
Go Be Continued Tomorrow
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-10-31

has 100 head of Ionghorn cattle.
Among the hogs are some fine exhlo-
its by K n. bennington, of Clint
has y red Duroc Jerseys and six head
of Poland Chinas. Among the latter IS
Henry Kelly now 90 months old and
weighing 700 younds. For 2monthsrld
Poland China, said to be one OF the
best ever exhibited he was offered SCI,
one dollar per pound, but refused It.
CT. R. Beasley, of Las Cruces, has 10
head of Angora goats.
Henry Hough, of Midland, Tex, has
20 head of horses.
H. NJ Adams, of Belen, Tex, exhib-
it's four head of Poland Chinas of eN-
cellent breed.
One of the best draft horses ever OK
hibited here is that of F. W. Bates, 3f
Alamogordo, n. NJ. 1t is a PercherLn
stallion five and one-half years old,
weighs 1900 pounds and is 16 II hands
high.
Mcdonald Boy, an iron gray draft
horse of almost the same size and six
and one-half years old, having been
foaled exactly one year to the day
sooner than Jasper, is exhibited by j.
c. McNary. of La Mesa, n. Nj. In adj
dition to their IA head of bloOded Hero
fords in the livestock hall. Scharbauer
Bros, of Midland show so head Of short
horns in the pen.
H c. Myles, of FL Paso. has some
excellent stock in the pens, which al g
to be slaughtered at the fair grounds
F. Schaffer, of Ell Paso, has three
Head of req Duroc Jerseys, two OIL
which are three months old and weigh
$50 pounds each.
An ISmonthsold Percheron, large
black animal, is exhibited by the Good
man Produce company.
Among the Angora goats Romeo.
beautiful long haired animal. worth
$3.50, is exhibited by F. o. Landman,
of Laguna. Uvalde county, Tex.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-10-31
POULTRY ENTRIES FOR
THE THIRD ANSUAI FAIR

superintendent ]. NJ Morrison, as
sisted by NJ ]. Sherwood, J.. f. Gillett
and Lee o. Paddock
Entries.
]. A. Bailey. Denver, Colo, one s. c.
Rhode Island Red.
l.. W. Hoffecker, Ell Paso. six S. c.
Rhode Island Reds and five pens, 70
r. c. White Wyandottes, 40 chickens
Miss Merle Hoffecker. II Cochin and
Bantams.
G. w. Robertson, nine Anconas.
A w Graham, IL pigeons, five Ply
mouth Rocks.
Robert Hightower. three Plymouth
Rocks.
81 McKamy. 10 Plymouth Rocks.
r. w. Hegler. Carlsbad. N NJ, one
Rhode Island Red.
A. H. Butler, five Rhode Island Reds
and two games
c. Upton, one Plymouth Rock.
c. L. Dean, seven Houdans.
F. A Grace, six Buff Orpingtons.
F. Rilk, Dallas, Tex, II Black Mi
norcas.
c. H. Clark, iberia, Mo-. one White
Wyandotte.
G. L. Harness. Colorado. Tex, 16
Buff Orpingtons, 16 White Orpingtons
Is Wyandottes and 16 Plymouth Rocks
turkeys, Bronze and Heavies.
VIM. H. Mundy. Chamberino, n. NJ.
five Bronze and Heavies-
Mrs Burleson Staten, Is Plymouth
Rocks.
j. ]. Dean, Mdnetu. Cal. y Buff
Orpingtons.
c. w. Ardoin, five Leghorns.
D c. Heineman, 80 Buff Plymouth
Rocks.
J. NJ. Morrison, Is Buff Plymouth
Rocks.
J. P. Muller, four Wyandottes.
w. W. Harvey, two Buff Orpingtons
Barney Early. six Black Langshans
R. B. Homan, II White Wyandottes
J. W. Webb, six Leghorns
Long Poultry Farm, Clint, Tex, sc
Plymouth Rocks.
w L. Robinson, three Bramahs.
o. C. Nations. Midland, Tex, Pit
Game and Spangled Roundhead.
F. c. Johnson, Plymouth Rock.
Julia Rubio, Juarez, two Golden
Seabright Bantams.
H G. Medlocke, Manguin, Tex, four
Leghorns.
Big Springs Poultry Yards. II Rhode
Island Reds, Hamburg and White
Wyandottes.
l. c. Peterson, six Rhode Island Reds
P. D. Hall, Los Angeles, Cal. 80 pig
cons, three Black Orpingtons.
! T. H. Ellis, two Plymouth Rocks
W. C. Bulger, eight Black Lang
shans.
H c. Marks, "A White Wyandottes
F. G. Pronse, three White Wyan-
dottes.
Quality Farms, Beaumont, Tex, sew
en- Plymouth Rocks.
Emmett Brown, Cleburne, Tex, nine
Buff OrpingtonS.
J. H. Pence, II White Orpingtons.
Sunset Farm, Ysleta, 10 S. c. Reds.
Robert MarSton, four pigeons.
Robt. Homan. jr., six Golden sea
bright Bantams.
Kenneth Brown, one Buff Orpington
V. E. Ware, IA Hamburgs, golden
sea bright Bantams and Plymouth
Rocks.
Lee Paddock, two White Wyandottes
Alves Dixon, three Buff Cochins.
L. E. Gilett, five Buff Plymouth
Rocks.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-10-31
EDITORS COMING TO
ATTEND THE BIG FAIR

The southwestern editors are begin
ming to arrive for the big fair and to
attend the Southwestern Editorial as
socia ton meeting on Thursday, which
is statehood and editorial day Louis
Enrich, manager of the Parral Miner,
arrived Saturday and will spend the
week at the fair Letters have been
received from B. J. Strickland, Of the
Pecos Times; W. P. LTPoint. of the
Las Cruces Citizen; Guthrie Smith, AL
amogordo News; George Byus. Alamo
do Advertiser; Willard E. Holt, of the
Deming Graphic, and a number of 9TH
er editors. all saying that they are
coming sure and will be here in time
for the big meeting Thursday
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-10-31
BABY SHOW TO BE
FEATURE ON SATURDAY

Prizes for the winners in the baby
show have been announced. The list
includes everything from a set of silver
pins to a building lot The baby show
Is to be held Saturday and has been
made the feature of school children's
day at the fair. Miss EdmOndS who
is in charge of the baby show, has
received list of entries which should
make the show the biggest baby exposi-
ton ever held in the southwest Miss
Edmonds is at the Crawford tlieafer
office each afternoon from . to oclck
to receive entries for the show The
entries will close Thursday afternoon
at p. m.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-10-31
EXHIBITS AT
THE Ell PASO EXPOSITION

Cattle. blooded stock, IA head OF
Herefords, exhibited by ScharbaUer
Bros. Midland, Tex.
Blue blooded Herefords, 10 heal
from Horsewen ranch, east end OF FL
Paso county, 40 miles north of Toyah
owned by c. NJ Tinnin. Sycamore, a
fine bull, weighs 200 pounds, and Can
anea. a prize cow, weighs 100 pounds.
Taylor and Lockwood, of Lake Val
ley, n. NJ, have % head of impor.e
Angora goats.
c. NJ. Morse, of FL Paso, exhibits !
head of RambOuillet sheep.
W n. Waddel of Monohans, Tex,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-10-31
SWEETWATER MEN
INSPECT PAVING
Mayor and Alderman Of
Texas City Come for
Paving Points.

S. d. Myers, mayor of Sweetwatcr,
Tex, and T. L. Hughes. an alderman
OF that city, are in FL Paso to obtain
ideas on road building and also to at
tend the fair. Ell Paso's paved streets
have made. a favorable impression on
the Sweetwater city officials, and work
of similar nature is anticipated there
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-10-31
BOY KILLED BY. TRAIN.

San Antonio. Tex, Oct. 31.-Albert
Malcher aged II, was struck and in
stantly killed by the west bound "Davy
Crockett train of the San Antonio
and Arkansas Pass road at Poth, near
here today. He was trying to cross
the track ahead of the engine.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-10-31
COWBOYS RELAY RACE
BIG EVENT "WEDNESDAY

Sunday the cowboys who are plan
ming to enter the relay race which is
to be held on FL Paso day, Wednesday
were out at the fair grounds practicipy
changing mounts and resaddleing their
ponies The relay race will be tor fi{ e
miles and each rider must change his
mount, saddle and bride at the end Of
each half mile. AT least 20 riders are
expected TO participate. This ace VIII
be run at 2:3O D. m. and will finish in
front of the grandstand
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-10-31
!. :. :. = =. = :. :. :. =
VISITORS INVITED TO
COME TO THE HERALD.

The Herald visitors gallery
will be open all day during the
fair and the friends of the
southwest's big newspaper are
invited to call and inspect the
plant while in Ell Paso. The
plant is in operation all day and
the big presses will be running
each afternoon after p. m. The
visitors gallery extends the full
length of The Herald building
and every operation which goes
to the making of a metropolitan
newspaper can be seen from the
gallery. Visitors and homefolk
are always welcome. There are
no press room secrets
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-10-31

Paso chamber of commerce.
Tin from FL Paso tin mine on Mount
Franklin.
Arizona Copper company, large block
OF native copper.
w N Small, FL Paso. individual
display.
John A Rice, FL Paso, individual
display of .ores from different mines
Parker & Parker, FL Paso, indivId-
ual display OF gold ore and gold speci-
mems.
Ell Paso Mining Journal individual
display, including a sample of ore
from 135 mines of the southwest ard
northwest Mexico.
Pilares mine, Nacozari, Son, Mex,
ores and concentrates.
North Tigre mine FL Tigre, Sonora,
Mexico, gold and silver ores.
p H Durack mine, San Pedro. CHI
huahua, Mexico, lead, silver and gold
ore
Ell Tigre mine, Ell Tigre. Sonora,
Mexico, ore and concentrates
Centurian mine, Dragon, Ari.:,
copper ores.
Black Prince Copper company, john
son. Ariz., copper ores
A. H Vein, Russellville. Ariz.,
wolframite and sheelite ores
Lolita mines, Barreal, chihuahua,
Mexico, copper, silver and lead ores
A NJ Conard mine, Nevia, Sonora,
Mexico, copper ore
La Cabriza mine, Novia, Sonora,
Mexico, copper ore.
, Arizona copper company, Cllfton.
Ariz, very complete display. including
copper ores, concentrates and smeiter
product.
Dickie mine Hanover, N. NJ, ziac
ore
Diamond drill cores.
Quicksilver display from the mines
OF Terlingua, Tex
Calumet and Arizona mines, Court
land. Ariz., copper ores.
Calumet and Arizona and Superior
and Globe. copper ores, all grades.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-10-31
RESOURCES BUILDING
AGRICULTURAL EXHIBITS

AGRICULTURAL EXHIBITS
Two squash ana stalks of kafir corn,
G.. Clouch, Ysleta, Tex.
Wheat, oats, alfalfa seed, German
Millet, r. Keays, Juarez, Mexico, ranch.
Honeycomb showing bees at work,
bees wax, honey in comb and liquid
forms from hives of B. B. Fouch, Be
rino, n. NJ.
Lemons, green (Ponderosa). especial
" large, Mrs. J. L. Vaughan, Berino,
\. NJ.
Apples, ueanuts, potatoes (sweeD,
alfalfa, squash, wheat, corn, from Be
rino-Anthony, Farmers association,
Berino and Anthony, n. NJ.
Seeds, alfalfa and all grains, ". D.
Wise & Co., FL Paso.
Apples. various kinds. showing some
of the largest and best varieties OF
spring and winter products, B. Cleve,
Elk n. NJ.
Bartlett and sickle pears, boxes,
II. Jenson, Ysleta. Tex.
Apples and cider grown by J. Elliott
at Manzanola in Arkansas valley.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-10-31

Doctor G. FL. Higgins, homeopathic
TO room PA Caples Bldg.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-10-31

including draft, driving and saddle
types.
Glass 1S-Western saddle horses.
Glass Special. = Children's saddle
ponies.
Glass 12--Most stylish rig.
Glass 5-Five gated saddle horses.
Glass 10-ROadsters, PAGERS
Glass Ladies' drivers.
Class 8 = Gentlemens recreation
saddle horses.
Class 8-Rodsters, trotters
Class 13-Heavyweigh polo ponies.
Class Mems runabout horses.
Glass 1A-TiQhtwefPht noIO DopieS
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-10-31

~TANNARD had been summoned
~ 10 Omaha, much TO Buttons
~ curiosity and disquiet. Mrs
Stannard was none the less
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-10-31

guns-1O minutes be-
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-06-15
ALUMNI ELECT OFFICERS
Choose City Counselor Ridgeley P. Mel
vim President.

Though no banquet was held, the
Alumni Association of ST. Johns Col
lege held an enthusiastic meeting last
night and elected these officers:
President-Ridgely p. Melvin, OF
Annapolis
First Vice President Richard j..
Duvall, of Annapolis.
Second Vice-President- George w.
Wilson, of West Virginia
Secretary-H. B. Scarborough, OF
Salisbury, Nd
treasurer. Kent Green. of An
napolis
Executive Committee-Judge Henry
ID. Harlan, of Baltimore; j. Vincent
Jamison, of Hagerstown; DR.. Alex
ander Randall. of Annapolis; Il.
Duvall Chambers, Jessups, and Ed
ward T. Clark, of Ellicott City
Historiographer-Prof. A. w.
Woodcock. of Annapolis
Resolutions upon the death of James
T. Woodward, of New York, "a staunch
friend and benefactor of the college,
and Captain John Mullan, of Annap-
oils, the oldest alumnus, were passed
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-06-15
GUIDE BOOK FOR SALE.

The new Annapolis and Naval Acad-
envy Guide Book is for sale at the
Capital Office. Price per copy 35
cents. m2O.t.f.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-06-15
SNAP SHOTS

Some men regard life as a bottom
less grab bag.
Even in Kentucky a grass widow is
seldom blue grass widow.
Some men are almost as much ad-
dicted to drink as their wives are to
clothes.
1t wouldn't be so hard for a man
to do right if it wasn't so much easier
TO do wrong.
IT0ur YELLOW is on outside
of the Wagons, Our Ice is CLEAR.
The novelist isn't really so much
interested in the six best cellars as
the building contractor.
In a sailing party all those in favor
of the motion may say aye, but they
are seldom in the majority.
s-B There were some that said
there was not business here for a
new Ice plant. There are a number
that now say (by their patronage
that there is business here for a
good, clean hygienic article.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-06-15

.... a.tte Annapolis for Annapolis june
r0. t.ll-eJ 4. NJ, 32O and .52J T.. ~.
Ir ,,r annapolis Junction for Anna
t.-i ST. I't. I'D and GO j.. VI.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-06-15
,,.,nii- Leave Washington
-t,ttt.'iou T1T Annapolis

..m.. FOO Naval Academy junction.
ty-Ua... ear 10 Academy Junction for
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-06-15
DEEDS, NOT WORDS.
Annapolis People Have Absolute
Proof of Deed at Home.

It's not words, but deeds that prove
true merit.
The deeds of Doan's Kidney Pills.
For Annapolis kidney sufferers.
Have made their local reputation.
Proof lies in the testimony of An
napolis people who have been cured to
stay cured
Mrs. Louise Klakring, 138 Dock St,
Annapolis, Md, says : ''In July, 1907,
/ gave public testimonial telling of a
cure Doan's Kidney Pills had effected
in my case after many other remedies
and doctors treatments had proven of
no benefit. / can say now that this
cure has been permanent as | have had
no return attack of the trouble. / was
in a bad way as the result of kidney
complaint when | began using Doan s
Kidney Pills. My back was weak and
ached so severely that | could scarcely
attend TO my homework and on one oc-
casion | was confined to my bed. had
only taken the contents of two boxes of
Doan's Kidney Pills before | felt az
well as ever My kidneys became nor
NAL and my health improved. In return
for the benefit | have derived from
Doan's Kidney Pills. ! highly recon-
mend them"
For sale by all dealers. Price, 80
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York. sole agents for the United
States. Remember the name-Doan 6
and take no other.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-06-15
RAILkvAD B-TLETIN.
wlsgHGTOs. BALTIMORE 8 ANNAPOLIS
ELECTRIC RAILWAY.
TIE ELECTRIC LINE
tI<-Es EaY HOUR PROM ANNAPOLIS
RATES or FARE

RATES OF FARE
one Way Round Trip
...- Iatfl more. 6octs.---+....--. Sl.OU
Warrington. = Octs............ I.5O
..etGF CARRIED on ALL TRAINS
....,.. Annapolis time indicates West
..,.r t.t al trains leave L. :. Naval
.-... r.1 minutes earlier aud Govornor's
..eu minutes earlier
ave ia 10 more from Terminal Station
sr8 Liberty ST.. near Lexington.
....e washington from Treasury Bldg.
Sew York Ave, y. w
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-06-15
Crops Damaged

Certain varieties of both fruit and
grain in Anne Arundel county will be
damaged by the long continued cool and
damp weather. The most serious injury
is probably to the corn, which is very
backward, and not likely to yield more
than a scanty crop. Wheat and other
grains are in as good shape as usual at
this time. Along the line of fruits, the
chief. and probably the only, sufferers
are the watermelons and cantaloupes,
whose flavor is weakened by an extra
amount of rain. Strawberries are
about at an end, and the yield has been
we'll up to the average. Close observers
say that no injury appears to have been
done to the peaches and that the trees
are bearing heavily.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-06-15
GIVE ME CLOTHES THAT

VIII STAY IN SHAPE.
This is the sensible demand of all
good Judges of Clothing Fit, Finish
and Style must certainly be assured
But there's only one way to keep cloth
ing in shape. You must have them
sponged and pressed and cleaned and
Dyed. We are in position to make
your clothes look like new Give us a
chance to prove our statement.
Ladies' and Gentlemen's Suits Ready 10 Wear
ana to your Special Order.
Our Delivery Wagon will be at your com
maud at all times 10 call promptly. The only
one i'm the city
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-06-15
A $4,000 Prize Offered.

Shortly after handing Glenn II. Cur
tiss a check for $40, 900 for his successful
flight from Albany to New York the
New York World announced a new
prize for aerial navigation. The new
offer is made by the New York World
and the St Louis Post Dispatch. This
time prize of $50. 600 will be given for
a successful fight between New York
and st. Louis. Conditions will be an
nounced later. wk-jl2
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-06-15
Fair

WASHINGTON. JUNE. Is, 80 a. Ia
For Maryland-Partly cloudy to-
night, Thursday fair; not much change
in temperature.
w l. MOORE.
Chief OF Weather Bureau
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-06-15
SVOur YELLOW is on outside
of the Wagons, Our Ice is CLEAR.
How's This?

We offer One Hundred dollars Re-
wand for any case of Catarrh that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. J. CHENEY & CO.
Toledo. o.
We the undersigned. have known
F. Cheney for the last IS years, and
believe him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions and financially able
to carry ont any obligations made by
his firm.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-06-15

Deposit your savings IN Annapolis
Banking & Trust Company. 81 per
cent. interes; Bank open A II. 10
4P N. SaturdaYsSoi p 81.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-06-15

~That Annapolitans know a
GOOD thingwhen they see it, is
eyi denced byhe way they patr onize
the YELLOW Wagons.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-06-15
WALDiNG. KINNAN < MARVIN,

Hall Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and niue
Gus surfaces of the system Testimon-
ais sent free. Price y cents per bottle.
Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton lin
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-06-15
nI4eaVe Baltimore
for Annapolis


luo. Transfer Naval Acad-
,U..t through.
The Glenwood post., 1910-12-31
Homo 1houoht.

TT must have been frightful." said
Mrs. Bossim to her husband, who was
In the earthquake. Tell me what
was your first thought when you
awakened in your room at the hotel
and heard the alarm"
MY first thought was of you." an
swered Mr.. Bossim.
How noble!"
Yes. First thing knew. a vase OF
the mantel caught me on the ear;
then a chair whirled In my direction.
and when I jumped to the middle Of
the room four or five books and .
framed picture struck me all at once"
Even after saying that he affected
to wonder what made her SO angry for
the remainder of tho evening.-Mack's
National Monthly.
The Glenwood post., 1910-12-31
Had Money In lump,.


Charles H. Rosenberg Of Bavaria
had Jumps on his shoulders. elbows.
and hips whom he arrived here from
Hamburg ON the Kaiserin AuSusts vic-
toria- In fact, there was q series Of
smaller Jumps along his spine. much
like mountain range, ss It il present
Cd on bas-relief map.
The Jumps were about the size Of
good Oregon apples. and as Rosen-
berg passed before the immigration
doctor for observation, the doctor said
softly to himself. see that lump"
Then he asked Mr.. Rosenberg to step
aside.
You seem like . healthy man."
said tho doctor, but cannot pass you
until know the origin Of those Jumps
on your body" "Ah, It is not a sick
ness" laughed the man from Bavaria.
"Those swellings is money"
Taking OF his coat he broke open q
sample lump and showed that It con
tained $500 In American bank notes.
He informed the doctor that he had
$1,000 in all. with which he was 60
ing to purchase an apple orchard In
Oregon.
He was admitted to the country
New York Tribune.
The Glenwood post., 1910-12-31
No SIano for Her

slip mo a brace Of cackles!" or
dered the chesty-looking man with q
bored air. as he perched on the first
stool In the lunchroom.
"A what?" asked the waitress, as
she placed glass OF water before
him.
Adam and Eve nat on their backsl
A pair of sunnysiders!" said tho young
man in an exasperated tone.
you got me. KID" returned tho
waitress. "Watcha want?"
Eggs up" said the young man.
Eggs the kind that come before
the hen or after, never knew which"
why didn't you say SO in the first
placef" asked the waitress. You'd a
had 'em by this time"
well. Of all things said tho
young man.
Il knew what he was drivin' at all
the time" began the waitress as the
young man departed. But he's one
Of them fellers that thinks they can
get by with anything. He don't know
that they're using plain English now
In restaurants"
The Glenwood post., 1910-12-31
Why Hs Laughed.

Miss Matte belonged to the old
south, and she was entertaining .
guest Of distinction.
On the morning following his arrival
she told Tillie. the little colored maid,
to take q pitcher Of fresh water to
Mr.. Firmans room. and to say that
Miss Matte sent him her compliments.
and that II he wanted a bath, the
bathroom was at his service.
Whom T1llie returned she said:
II toll him, Miss Matte, en- he
laughed At to bus hisself"
why did he laugh. T1llie7"
ri dunno"
What did you tell him?"
Jus what you toll me to-"
"Tillie, tell me exactly what you
said"
II banged de doah, and I said, Mr..
Firman, Miss Matte sends you her lub,
and she says, Now you can get up
and wash yo'selfl"-Lippincott's Mag
axins.
The Glenwood post., 1910-12-31
Where He Was Queer.

The negro. on occasions. displays q
nne discrimination in tho choice Of
words.
Who's the best Whitewater In
town." inquired the new resident
Ale Hall am q bond a'tist with .
whitowash brush, sah," answered the
colored patriarch eloquently.
well, tell him to come and white
wash my chicken house tomorrow"
Uncle Jacob shook his head dubi-
ously.
'Ah dom believe, sab. ah'd engage
Ale Hall to whitewash chicken
house, sab"
why, didn't you say he was good
whitewasher2"
''Yes. sab, powerful good white
washer, sab; but mighty queer about
. chicken house, sab. mighty queerl"
-Nack's National Monthly.