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The Washington times., 1910-05-20

The women Of Christ Church last
evening held a strawberry festivals in
the parish hall. The proceeds will go
toward the purchase of a new furnace.
The Washington times., 1910-05-20
UPHOLSTERlNG

UPHOLSTERING. cabinet work. repairing,
finishing. slip covers. and screens: best
work; lowest prices, satisfaction guaranteed.
JEAN AHRASO, 1913 10th St Phone y. SS23.
rT1y-1Q-rfFo
The Washington times., 1910-05-20
WINDOW CLEANING

HOW ABOUT THOSE DIRTY WINDOWsg
white help and moderate prices LEON L
cAHOOS. Acme window Cleaning Co. re-
Cuovkd 70 81 9 ~ ". Phone n u5s-
ny1-sOt
The Washington times., 1910-05-20
LAW AND COLLECTIONS

ALL CASES. secret service. collections and
corporations organized and promoted every
where Z. S. LEGAL CORP. ale Bond Bldg,
ap25-Et4
The Washington times., 1910-05-20
W0RKINGMEN'S WANTS

WORkINGMEN-We give no premiums or
prizes; but have all sizes Of tailored. sIi Eh--
y used suits al s. 20 SO: come a-r-nnin'
boy. save cash. one price only. JUSTH'S
OLD STAND. 6lS D.
The Washington times., 1910-05-20
BIRDS AND ANIMALS

GoIddshes. Rabbits. Guinea Pigs and Chick 2
ems SCHMID'S BIRD STORE. ~ 18th St F.
y W aps-tf /
The Washington times., 1910-05-20

WANTED-smau washes 70 take home. or
days work. 456 New York ave. y. w.
sTENOGRAPHIC WORK solicited; will call
for and return work Room 10, Lawrence
Bldg, Phone Main 1888, mylI-6t'l
The Washington times., 1910-05-20
SPERITUALISM

MRS WHITE, Friday and Sunday Seauces.
81. y, ",
kTAdE- CORNISH. GIFTED MEDIUM. readF
your life correctly gives names, factn-
readings daily an sunday gu Sd 81 n q
cor r. near UniOl Station Ladies only
ia24-r
The Washington times., 1910-05-20

where your ad viii be taken at office
rates.
If yoC cannot conveniently call al
The Times Office, you can receive
the low cash rates by bringing your
advertisement to any one OF the fol-
lowing,
The Washington times., 1910-05-20
CLOCK HOSPITAL

EXPERT CLOCK and watch repairing, any
where IN District. only skill Cd factory me-
chauics employed. all work guaranteed LIN
coin 2351 or postal. WASH NiSTON CLOCK
& WATCH REPAIR CO.. l2-3 II St n +.
The Washington times., 1910-05-20

On next Monday evening Mrs May
Pauline Sparks, national lecturer OF
the WOman'S Christian Temperance
Union, will deliver an address in the
Methodist Protestant Church here.
The Washington times., 1910-05-20
WANTED-ROOMS

WANTED-Ro0m in country. near Washing
office
The Washington times., 1910-05-20
AUTOMOBILES

FOR passenger 1903 model son.
B. auto cost 5000, just spent 500 for
re11-1rlUE and 0VerIa liinEl In perfect con-
di-ioH. G. bargain Tor Immediate sale. as
owner desires larger car o. sane make
BOX Z5G. Times Ollce-
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1910-04-30
FREE TICKETS TO STREET. FAIR.

FREE TICKETS TO STREET. FAIR.
Why buy a ticket to the AL @,
Barnes shows whom you can get one
free of charge at our place. With
every 81 Rexall Remedy you can set
4 so cent ticket; with every so cent
Rexall Remedy you get a IS cent
ticket. and with every 25 cent Rexall
Remedy you can get q 10 cent ticket
for any OF the shows. Lakeside
Pharmacy.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1910-04-30
ADVERTISEMENT OF DIssOLU.
TION,

Notice Is hereby given that the
partnership lately subsisting between
John NJ eonnors and Michael J.
Flynn, under the Arm name OF Con-
nors & Flynn, is this 2Sth day OF
April. A. D. 1910. dissolved by mu-
tual consent.
All debts owing to the said part
nership are to be received by Michael
]. Flynn. and all demands on the
said partnership are to be presented
TO him for payment. Claims to be o.
KID by John NJ. Connors.
Dated at Occur d'Alene, Idaho. this
2sth day of April. 1910.
JOHN NJ. coNNoRs,
MICHAEL J. FLYNN.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1910-04-30
CITY IN BRIEF

Joe Collins.
Brad's place is for sale.
William Wilke Is spending the day
in Spokane.
Auto for hire. Call Main 8.
Mrs. Cora Clark went to Spokane
this morning to sDend the day with
friends.
Anyone who Is looking TO get full
value in second hand wagons should
call at the Grier G. Ruger Fuel Co.
Tomorrow the Catholic congrega-
ton will use the new church for the
first time, and mass will be held at
$3.50 and 1880. At the latter SER
vice Father Purcell will preach.
Notice is given to all real estate
men that lot 10, In block 6, Taylor's
addition. is not for sale.
A. Mcmillan, chief fire warden of
the Pend d'orIelle association, is In
the city to spend Sunday.
We have heavy work team for
sale. Come and lock them over.
Tho Grier & Ruger Fuel Co.
). v. Maule OF the Occur d'Alene
Lumber company is in Spokane, call
ed there by the serious Illness OF his
brother.
Your garments cleaned and press
ed to your entire satisfaction. Call
up III black, or 1850. We will do
the rest. Bernier.
The German Rife club will hold
shooting every first and third Sun
day Of the month during the sum
mer. Refreshments will DO served
on the grounds. Everybody invited.
There is rumor atioat to the ef-
feet that another street carnival will
BIO held in the city In the course OF the
next few weeks, Whatever 1t may be
the officials OF the Commercial club
know nothing about 1t 30 far.
The dag was hoisted on the flag
pole in the city park last evening
under the direction OF William Deg
ner, and the same is now floating in
the breeze. d. o. Kennedy OF spo-
kane, tho steeple Jack, did the
work, making the clumb In few
minutes.
Chas. Mccarthy. timber cruiser Tor
the Panhandle Lumber Co.. is IN the
city to remain over Sunday. He re-
ports that the Pend d'orlelle river Is
now higher than It has been at this
season or for many years. and rising
rapidly.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1910-04-30
HAND CoNCERT SUNDAY.

Tomorrow afternoon at $3.50
O'Clock the Occur dAlene city band
under the direction OF Director s. r,
Kelly will give an excellent program
In Blackwell park. at which time
tho following program will be rend-
cred:
The Cleveland News March .....,
'..ssts. 1amecrlck
Overture. king Rose" -. Barnard
Concert Polka ..,....., Chambers
8, r. Kelly.
Waltz. Day Dreams ,....... Lampe
Romance for "Euphonium"--Ben-
nett ..,....,.. w. p. Lumpkin
Grand Selection Mariana :. Wallace
Bross Quartet -. assisted by l.. II.
Kelley. Krackenburg, Thompson
and Lumpkin.
(a) Die Wacht am Rhine.
(bl My Country. It's OF Thee.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-11-27
Stomach
Causes Sick Headache, Nervous
ness, Dizziness and Biliousness

Tragic guarantees MI-O-N.A stomach
tablets to cure upset stomach or any case
Of indigestion or money back,
And a large box costs but SO cents.
There is no remedy on earth SO GOOD
for o5 per cent. OF the ailments OF tue
stomach as the prescription known the
world over as Ml-O-NA.
MONA stops the misery OF dis
tressed stomach In five minutes. 1t gives
instant aid and comfort TO sour or gassys
stomachs, 1t stops heartburn ana heaV''
ness promptly,
But Mi-o-na stomach tablets do not
stop at relief--they are guaranteed 10
cure.
And they do cure; and Il you could look
through a few thousands Of testlmonlals
that come to us from former dyspePtlcS
telling OF the marvellous curative value o.
mi 0-NA stomach tablets you would DC
iiusr as enthusiastic as we are.
IL YOU are out OF sorts and the stomach
i;s the cause, get a fifty-cent box OF nv,
ia. MA to-day, In "A hours you will fee
more cheerful; ina week the sunshine viii
!. again come into your life; in two week;
won will be able to cat anything YOU want
twill sleep peacefully and will be vigorous
land full of energy
I Don't hesitate to try Ml'U-N!N they
never disappoint, Sometimes the eslmIples
stomach trouble causes misery OF inc en-
ltire BODY, MI-O.NA will set your stoln
ach right in day, Sold by fragile anf
druggists everywhere,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-11-27
J,OoIslrr for Simon.

And then Barrier aud t;afros cir
cled anxiousiy out in tile northWest,
'rbcy. too, were looking for their cotn-
pauion They had thought thas no
rad been chasing them as tney hAo
chased each other. Presently they pick
ed him out far to the east and then,
with {. great, wide swoor, they turned
their machines into the tacc Of the sun,
and started IN pursuit OF their caprici,
Gus oountryman. High up they ciiii'o -,
until they appeared IKE il'isc sa '.n..
doctors n. fitting description country
people WIN know and recognize.
They became smaller and smaller ana
were mere specks in the clear blue OF
space. Soon they were gone SO LUZ
that they were Observation-Disclosures Fec
pie lost them and then picked them oul
for each other. There were so nftly
buzzards flying over the city that IT
finally became next TO Impossible TO
tell which was which.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-11-27

their first opportunity to see an Zero
plane In action. One OF them "as
.enthusiastic that lie offered TO luthi'
rnnterial and q free pass to inc man
who would construct n machine NO.
atoisant,s and ny away with IT. ne
conyicts smiled sadly and went back
10 their work.
II thinks II is safe TO say that TINS
is I n tirst time in history mat the
inmates OF u prison like the state
J,enitentiary have had the chance TO
witness anything like Moisanta ihght
TO day" said Superintendent W ooo
last night. 1.-THE idea of having the
conyicts sec flight was first brought
I, nv attention by a message from
! Tho Times-Dispatch this morning.
a, once recognized what Il great pleas
| ure II would be for them, and reaaliS
I cave nv consent for them to stop
work for the time There was no ms :
IN the arrangement, and before IN"
appointed time they Were hnea up ~
tho court. There is no doubt In my
mind that 1t had a fine effect OIL tue
prisoners. In fact, / talked Win SONS
OF them afterwards, and they seemed
deeply To- appreciate the fact that tue
Deonle on tho outside emeinberet
them. Tie guards. too. who are close
" confined. enjoyed tho spectaclt
Greatly. The men behaved themselves
as wen as any ! have ever seem am
those who had the opportuhitS
thanked me hearty"
\ 4
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-11-27
VISITOR IN DURHAM.
Di,t,nru,.hed Frenchman Guest oil the
Dukes-Othcr News Notes.

Tspecial to The Dlspatch.l
nurham ". c.. November eG.--Yiscount
Jules C+aspar-Edeseee. di,'tinS uishsa
Frenchman from Paris. is in the city, WIS.
Ting Mr.. and Mrs 3. y. Duke having
arrived here yesterday He Is Nu ~.
friend OF tho family. having entertained Mt
and MRS. Duke at his Paris home when
they we're abroad. He has also been thel'
,,,,est IN New York ON a former occasion
He viii remain here until Monday' when,
IN company with Mr.. and Mrs DUKE, hs
viii return to New York City 10 speHu .
while, ,r,
crave, Hill. was arrested here last nlsh'
by offcicrs Pendergraph and Chandler. ao a.,
loway is very much wanted on the hl mn,
ryonan. He made an effort to shoot hei
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-11-27
Is the tuberculosis Crusade
Losing Ground !?

Despite all the efforts being made
by advocates of fresh air and egg-end-
milk treatments, the number of no"
cases has not been iioticeabiy de-
Write 10 us and ask to be referred
to Clergymen. Priests, men and women
today we'll and strong without a trace
of neutrality-suspicious. so By ply
sicians. Some OF them took the Al
terratiye 10 years age o. w ~ zoe dpctofs
Could anything be fairer 10 yourself
and those who lovo you anu would DO
anything TO restore You 10 health! ll
you IRE skcpticaI-inventigate US our
medicine, our advertised statements.
davis Ml'ts and d. Testimonials telling how
Eclznan's Alternative cured them. Here
| Is one;
5&2$ Girard Ave; Philadelp1ia, Pa; !,
| had an attack Of Grippe, FOLLOWED by
l grew steadily worse. In the winter
| Of 1904 / had cough, night swoats,
fever and raised quantities, of awful
looking, stuff and later ! mad ,drd many 4
became fetS SO distastcful / could keep
nothing down. Three phy.siela,In Z, $
treated me Vas ro ORDERED ,.e rc 70 ,rs
Alternative was recommended by a
friend. After taking a SINAI, GUAM
/ tlty I had the tirst quiet nights sleer
for weeks. My Improvement was
marked from tie first | gained
4 nevar rad another llemorrhage, anc
i my cough gradually lessened Until en-
/ tirely gone. am perfectly. Wsll
i Everything I say here can be Vcrilec
| by my family and friends.
Annie Floyd Loughran.
Eckman's Alternative cures Bron.
chitis, Asthma, Hay Fever, Ihroat ane
&. Minor Drug Co. and other leadins
z druggists. Ask for booklet OF cured
a cases and write to Eckman Laboratory
Z philadelphia. Pa. for additional eVi
. dence.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-11-27
ANOTRE DAME LADY'S APPEAL

To all knowing sufferers OF rlleu-
,1tatism, whether muscular or OF the
5nInfs. sctatlca, Iunibasos. backache,
pains in the Kidneys or neuralgia pains,
TO write to her for home treatment
which has repeatedly cured all OF these
fortunes. She feels II her duty TO send
II ia all sufferers FREE. You cure
yourself at home, as thousands Will tes-
iity---no change of climate being neces-
sary. This simple discovery banisfcs
uric acid from the blood, loosenS the
stidencd joints, purifies the blood, and
brightens The eyes, giving elasticity
and tone TO the whole system. lf the
above interests you, for proof address
MRS. NJ. SUMMERS.
Box f. Notre Dame, Ind.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-11-27
las. sunaay whlle on rampage bad va

Last Sunday while on rampage, but wai
restrained.
The tobacco market. rather istless for
rcyeral days on accopn, Of Thanksgiving
activity. received new impetus yesterday
when the three warehouses handled tbs
weed 10 the extent OF about Eiol0 pounds
II was one OF the bissest breaks OF the
Ecasou.
The Southern Power Company has forces
OF hands at work between thla point and
Green boro arranging the line for poles Tor
the wlro Nhlch is TO bring It's power 10
Durham. 4 good deal OF energy Is being
.nanifes In the prosecution OF this work.
which now consists OF cutting out the right
| OF way II is now probable that a large
station WIN be established here. ana tnat
Durham, VIII have now and important pow
| er hcxt spring.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-11-27
Healthy Kidneys Are
Essential to
Health and Happiness

Many people have kidney trouolc . NV
do. not know it. II YOU have duil aeI,,,s
pains iii the back or have to get W; ol'i,,
in the night, you should lose no time ~
finding out il Your Kidneys are discase.''
Mr.. Edwin Denikc Of ~ Elm ot f
PcckskiIl, N. Y, suffered for years .lu.,.
kidney trouble and wants to let every one
know how lie was cured. j, ..i.uI
In recent letter Mr.. Denkc saai
was sick a long time with kidney i, ,Eotlo.s,
The doctor treated nc, and fnal'y say ~.
me up as iricurabc. Ono day NY VII VIZ
brought homo a bottle Of Warner 'oale
Cure, and ! commenced using IT, ! eau
not speak too highly OF your nedciilc
lit has done so much for me. am se'l,,.
ing this because think il my duty DIS d :,
man to tell MY story to Others 50 thcy can
be helped also"
When the kidneys arc diseased tho, uric
acid is not carried off. and this ,eaa5 -
Rheumatism, Backachc, Govt and Bright = ?
Disease. Warmers Sale Cure carries on
the uric acid and soon the kidneys ate
healed
| Warmers Safe Cure is made. from the
fresh juices of plants and medicinal roo.s,
gathered at the proper season Ill val val lo ~.
Quarters OF the globe. IT is prepares 10y
men skilled in pharmacy and chemistry
is pleasant to the taste and agreeable &c
the most sensitive stomach. i IS put VI
in SOC and S1.Oo sizes and sold by drug
gists everywhere.
Constipation and Biliousness.
Warmers Safe Pills, purely vegetable
absolutely free from injurious substances
are perfect laxative. They do not grippe
or leave any bad after effects. % cents
box. $40, r
Trial Bottle and Box of Pills. IL
convince every sufferer from diseases :. .
the kidneys that WARMERS, SAt
J CURE will cure them, trial bottle ana
. sample of Warmers Safe Pills WI be sen
FREE OF CHARGE, post. paid, to an an
one who will write WARMERS PAT
CURE CO., Rochester. ~ Y, and men
ton having seen this liberal offer in tn
, Richmond Times Dispatch, The se,nt
!. ineness Of this offer is fully guaranteed b
i the publishers.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-11-27

doing. But I guess Simon has gone OFT
on little trip OF his own He gen
orally does nhat he pleases tell
them TO go ny. and they fly 10 sult
ihomselves.''
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-11-27
.C0NV|CTS GAZE
Up At MO|SANT
(Contlnued From WRIST Pnge.l

CContinued From First pageo
chinery was heard. Hardly had the
inmates time to turn when the mono
plane, even lower than before, flashed
across the space above. There was /
sharp turn, and Moisant, with wave
of recognition to show that he APP |
preciated his reception. raised his rud- |
der and sailed away at mica
minute clip for the Fair Grounds.
There arc at the penitentiary men |
who have recently come In and have
seen about all there is to see except
an aeroplane. But there arc others
to whom street cars look like freaks
and automobiles like miracles. For
years and years their horizon has
been the grim walls that inclose the
white house, and they have remained
| in one place while the world has gone
ahead. All they know of what is
| going on on the outside is what they
hear of tho latest arrivals, and like
children the. cannot take 1t In. The
| fact that a man travels through the
| air Is Il fairy tale that most of them
have heard, and when they saw it yes
| terday they were literally stricken
| dumb with the wonder of it. Those
who spend their tlmo on the farm
see things once in n while, but the
great mass that passes from cell to
work bench and back from lay to day
knows little and cares less OF what
the world Is doing until something
like Moisant's flight yesterday comes
along and again awakens the dormant
minds.
Forty Years In Prison.
One OF those who saw the flight
from the yard yesterday was gray
haired, tottering old man, who was
committed September 10, 1870. He had
been taken out once ~ ono of the
guards, but pltifully asked to be re-
turned TO his cell. The world had got
too far ahead of him; he could no,
comprehend 1t all He and others who
had spent years behind the walls
! gazed at tho flying machine. and aft ;
the manner of trained convicts had
little to say. 1t was beyond them aud
they are taught not to ask questions.
Not only the convicts enjoyed tao
G treat that Moisant gavo away on the
q side. Few of the guards had been able
20 get out to Tho grounds, and this was
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-11-27
roNDTrJoNs YESTERDAY.

q n temnoratllre ,,......... 80
2, -, IA :, so
,Wimn Jirection Northwest
W. Wti,d' Ha1ocitw 6
w M ~. Clear
~ nnnr tamnerature AS
8 P. M. temperature. .'........'.. -
Maximum temperature up TO =,
F. NJ. .-....i....,,.. .a'..,''..'
Minimum temperature up TO -,
~, ~ ta, ~ AZ
Normal temperatures. ............. ~
Deficiency In temperature
Deficiency in temperature since ,,7
MHrCh / .........f.' t'.'''s''. = - - -
!A 'siuna i uerua. ......,.... 1ss
Excess In rainfall since March y. 2.ol
Accum. excess In rainfall since
january Observation-Disclosures, -.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-11-27

If you want to get fright
next here's q Berry winter
coat fit for the most exclusive
Tire particular
man Of good taste.
The cloth is q fine soft melton,
lining OF italian serge and be
tween these the true inward
ness OF the coat, the insides, are
as good as the outside--its a
thoroughbred!
$50.
But we don't limit you to one
style, here are "fifty-seVen-va-
rieties"--
St5 to $40.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-11-27

For won1en--
The Berry raincoatisa strict
Nv waterproof, guaranteed gar.
nent, that's dependable ana
will wear for years like the
meu's--
$40 to $2S:
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-11-27

MS-A specs l sui; proposition
A sulI sui, and extra pair OF pants 10
match, $500. .,,,,.-
New Berry ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Wri.e for simplest you live out OF
the city.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-11-27
THE WEATHER
Forecast; Enthusiastically fHir
Sunday, Monday, rain, rising tempern-

North Cnrolinn-Falr and warmer
Sunday; Monday, rains llEht, vnriapie
winds, bccGminE south.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-11-27
,Nnntcd tn Mcnr Him.

"a speech speech" the people CALI
ed back The Misses Moisant, his SIS
ters, and Mrs. Wupperman were in the
stand behind him. What must say
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-10-09
When Is a Story

TT is worth while to write and to read a
= story that just amuses and entertains. be-
cause it adds cheer to a world in which
there is far too much sadness-and the fact
that much of it is unnecessary doesn't make
it any easier to bear. The so called realistic
tales that picture real misery and unhappi-
ness with powerful. Photographic exactness
are not stories at all. but mere descriptions of
episodes, which have only middle, without
either beginning ending.
The universal human longing to have a
story end pleasantly is sane and natural, de-
spite the scornful protests of certain high
proved intellectual folk who seem to delight
in misery in stories. 1t is pretty bad sign
when any of us can enjoy the suffering of
others, even in fiction.
But some stories cannot end pleasantly.
They are tragedies. and the one thing that
makes tragedy is it's inevtableness. 1t must
be real. The.very best story of all is one that
rings true, which makes ones heart glow and
makes one think That's the kind we
always seeking.
TNORGANIzED CHARITY. by Charles
Belmont Davis, which leads our next
SUNDAY MAGAZINE, is one of the fine kind of
stories It's pretty big thing to do kindly
thing and one that involves highly difficult
sacrifice of that thing most of us prize SO
dearly-personal vanity-merely for its own
sake. and for stranger.
1t isn't so uncommon we are likely to
think 1t isn't so much that we lack SYM
pathy and generosity. that they are not
appealed 70 in the right way. Did you ever
see big electric switchboard with its scores
of levers? The expert can throw on the light
in a certain room with absolute certainty;
while one who is unfamiliar with the mechan-
ism can only guess. journeying back and forth
between the room and the switchboard until
the right lever is found 1t we knew human
nature as we'll as the electrician knows his
switchboard. we could illuminate some very
dark lives.
THERE is real tragedy in The End of the
Feud.'' by Florida P. Sumerwell. NOV
ing, powerful story. which makes one feel
it's reality There is good reason for publish
ing tragedies now and then. Besides. this is
worth while as story
THE BOLTED DOOR reaches its first big
climax in our next SUNDAY MAGAZINE.
One has vivid picture of the difficulties rich
folk have in enjoying themselves. and how
easy it is for them to get all tangled up. The
man and woman who married for money are
beginning to pay.
AIRS. TRUcKLES' BROAD JUMP is
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-07

An Economical Man.

a commercial traveller told Of q man
who was riding on train and pretend
ed to become Ill after eating sand
wich. The man opened his grip and
took out hot water bag. HE got a
sympathetic porter" the commercial
man continues, ito ill the water bag
with boiling water, and then he opened
up his lunch basket. took out piece
of fried steak and warmed it up on the
water bag You talk about your light
housekeeping! Then after he had
warmed the steak he cut it all up with
pair of scissors and fed 1t to himself
with pair of sugar tongs. because he
would not take chance with q fork
going around curve. But his finish
was a limit After he had eaten the
steak he unscrewed the stopper of the
water bag and poured himself out a
cup of hot coffee, He had the grounds
In the bag all the time" ~ IS