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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1910-08-26
HIGH TARIFF JINGLE.

Old Mother Hubbard, she went to
the cupboard, she was hungry and
wanted TO dine; says she: mistrust,
there isn't crust, for everything is
tiie combine.
There's sugar and coffee, molas-
ses and cheese. sausage and bacon,
J for perks in a squeeze; beef steak is
so high I'd not think of n taste, and
I'm blest if dare look n COW in the
face.
Its Pepper and salt, salaratus
ana tea, the birds OF the air and the
fish OF the sea, they've combined
everything from your birth till
you're dead, from the sole OF your
foot to the hair on your head.
tits cotton and leather, wool,
hemp and flax, and every blamed
thing we wear on our backs, with
copper and iron lead, spelter and tin,
and everything else from religion to
sin.
"They even have cornered the
plan of salvation, for they pass
round the hat on every occasion.
It's expensive TO live, but it costs
more to die, for they gobbled up
collins and they are sky high; they
got coal, gas and birthstone, then up
went the price, then Hades froze
over and they cornered the ice.
"Old Satan got mad and said it S
a shame, IN be blest il I'll vote G
o z again The insane greed for
gold with its glitter and dazzle, make
hell upon earth that beats mine TO
fragile. I'm outclassed and ruined,
I've lost hope and courage, 1 IL turn
Hades loose and go into cold stor-
age. -
Then Saint Peter came down from
his portals on high, ne was mad you
could see by the flash in his eye. His
whiskers stood out, he was all flus-
ter; said he: "What you need is a
HIGH TARIFF buster. Your gang
of high graders grafters and sharps,
I have cornered up gold and I've run
out of harps.
Your blasted old party stands in
with rings, they've got all the feath-
ers and I've run out of wings. MIR
Taft is helpless, he can't do a thing !;
the interests have got him tied up
with string; with many a sneer.
bold laughter and scott, they're rob
bling the people, while he's playing
goif.-EXcbange.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1910-08-26
BIG new HARNES
SHOP AT HONAKER

With G w Hurt, OF Gardner.
Va, in charge of our harness depart
ment, and ID T jerks, OF Lebanon
Va, in charge Of our saddle DEPART
ment, we have just opened up in
Honaker, Va, new harness and
saddle shop with all modern equip
ments and are now ready for bust
ness.
With our several years experience
and close study OF the harness and
saddle business we know exactly
what is needed in this country in
the harness and saddlery line and
have prepared ourselves TO meet all
requirements.
We have the best, most complete,
and latest improved harness and sad
die machinery that is to be had. A
few words in honor of our stitcher
1t is genuine lockstitch, wax
thread, gasoline machine weighing
600 bis. its strength, capacity, and
quality of work will more than
equal its weight, by means of an i'm
proved waxing device the wax is
melted and pumped into the leather
as each stitch is made, the leather
being cold, the wax is chilled and
becomes solid rs cement. We use on
ly the best linen thread that money
can buy, thread that costs us 81. %
per 10 wholesale.
We use nothing but n genuine
home made chestnut oak slow tan
mage leather leather that will
surely stand the test We work only
the best of such leather, all of our
remnants, scraps, ect., are shipped
to the shoe and scrap factory.
We will keep in stock a good as
sortment of harness, saddles, brides,
lines, ETC., and harness and saddlery
hard ware.
We will do strictly "a one priced
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1910-08-26
CHAPMAN ALDER SON.
Richards, Virginia.
Attorney and Counselor at Law.
Practice i'm Courts of Tazcwcl. Russell
and buchanan Counties.
Land Titles and Collections.

VIlRGINIA--In the Clerks Onlcc OF
the Circuit Court Of Tazewcll county.
August 18th, 1910.
Wade Hampton. 1900. Complnlnant
W.. I'm Chancery,
LIZZIE Hampton. ......... Defendant.
The object Of this suit il e. obtain
for the complainant AN absolute div
orce from the defendant.
And AN affidavit having been made
and filed that the defendant, Lizzie
Hampton, is not resident Of the
State OF Virginia, IL Is ordered that she
do appear here within fifteen days af-
ter due publication hereof and do whnt
may be necessary to protect her inter
esls I'm this suit
And IL is further ordered that n copy
hereof be published for four consecu-
tive weeks I'm the Clinch Valley News.
n newspaper published IN TnzewelI
county, and that "A copy be posted at
the front door of the court house OF
said county prescribed by law.
A ccpy-Tcste: s. NJ. Grahum, clerk
II. c. Anderson, p e.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1910-08-26

business, the only plan that guaran-
tees the same fair treatment to all.
Prices Will be governed by size,
weight and quality. Will make very
liberal prices in favor OF the custo-
mer. VIII be in position TO fill
special orders on a very short notice.
All inquiries in regard TO harness
and saddlery goods will be cheerfully
answered.
When in the market call on OIL
write us, Respectfully,
Honaker HaIness and Saddlery
HOnaker, Va.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1910-08-26
GILLESPIE.

Gillespie, Aug, PA colored man
was found here yesterday morning
torn TO pieces by train.
Mrs. John Whit, of Baptist Val
ley, was visiting friends at Maxwell
yesterday.
MI. A Patton came home from
his work Saturday and is very i'll at
his home.
Mr. and Mrs. S l.. Patton OF Ora
ham have recently moved back to
their old home place near Maxwell.
Mr.. J Cochran and wife are GO
ing TO start TO Norfolk OH the 29th.
Miss Liza Nisender, OF this place,
is visiting her uncle at TazeweIl.
Miss Kate Beavers was visiting
friends of Baptist Valley.
Mr.. Luther Patton, of Castlewood,
was visiting relatives here Sunday.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1910-08-26
What Backache Means

Generally backache means that the
kidneys are diseased. II they are, do
not waste n moment, but begin at
once a trealment with Kidnets, the
greatest of kidney and backache rem
edies. Delay may mean fatal ending
so do not delay. Druggists and deal
ers sell Kidnets at soc "a box, and guar
antee satisfactory results.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1910-08-26

AIdrich made a great mistake in
raising the tariff on rubber-his par
ty needs large quantity of it just
now. In fact, 1t is going to strain
even the most elsatic hand TO hold
the standpatters and insurgents to-
gether.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1910-08-26

In buying cough medicine, don't
be afraid to get Chamberlains Cough
Remedy. There is no danger from it,
and relief is sure TO follow. Especial
ly recommended for coughs, colds and
whooping cough. Sold by all dealers.
The Detroit times., 1910-09-05
DIVER WHO WORKED ON MAINE
WRECK TO APPEAR AT FAIR
Capt. sorcho VIII Give Demonstra-
ton Of peep-sea Diving AZ Feature
Of Midway.

Capt. Sorcho VIII Give Demonstra
ton Of peep-Sea Diving AZ Feature
Of Midway.
Until Capt. Sorcho. the celebrated
deep-sea diver, began giving his won
derful exhibition at fairs and parks
1t had been impossible for the public
to obtain a good idea Of the methods
used by deep-sea divers in their un-
der-water work. Capt Sorcho and his
complete entertainment will be featur-
ed on the midway Of the coming state
fair, Sept. 1924.
Capt. Sorcho first achieved prom
inence In his work on the wreck OF
the battleship Maine, where he, I'M
aided, recovered 1872 bodies. Sorcho's
work received the highest praise from
the government officials who, in fact,
depended almost entirely on his re-
port of the condition of the wreck
in making their recommendations
which led to the war with Spain.
In Capt. Sorcho's exhibition, the
public is given a lecture, explaining
the difficulties which have to be over
come by deep-sea divers and also IL
shown the peculiar dress and interest
ing equipment used by modern deep
sea divers. A large glass tank con-
tanning $4,000 gallons Of water is
used, which permits the audience to
see every move of the diver when
below the surface. The exhibition
is considered of high educational
value and is much sought after by
managers of big fairs. Capt. Sorchos
show will be given prominent place
on the midway.
The Detroit times., 1910-09-05
THINK POOR man
IS BEST CUSTOMER
He's Obliged To Pay Cash While the
Rich Can Demand Credit, Coal
Dealers Explain.

The poor man who buys coal Is a
more reliable customer than the rich
man who buys coal-provided the
poor man pays cash and the rich man
asks for credit. Otherwise, Detroit
coal dealers seem TO prefer the rich
customer with an automobile and the
power boat, on which II Is possible
to get an attachment.
With all the talk about the honest
wage-earner and the Indispensable
man who has an automobile and neg
iects his household bills TO keep It
running, 1t Is found that the coal deal
er would rather trust the automobile
owner. In this they do not entirely
indorse the expression of the Wiscon-
sin coal dealers In recent conven-
ton. The Badger state dealers agreed
that the poor man IL the better GUS
toner.
THE rich man." said one dealer, "is
30 busy handling big money that he
forgets his coal bills. He IL busy
with business. automobiles, horses
and yachts. The poor clerk works
to get money to buy coal, and when
the coal comes, It Ia an event of suf-
ficient importance SO that he doesn't
forget IT,"
THE poor man is a good customer,
because he has to pay cash or he
doesn't get the COAL" said Edward J..
Tisdell. general manager of the A. Y.
Malcomson coal business.
This isn't meant harshly, but It is
q fact that II IL impossible In a large
business to carry the accounts of hun
dreds of wage earners. There are
some whom we know, and know will
pay, but in the vast majority of cases,
we have to be wary. The age Garner
Is apt to get In his coal and then have
sickness In his family or get out Of
work, and be unable to pay. With
the man who has property, II he isn't
inclined to pay. we generally know
we can get it. However. the man on
an ordinary salary, who owns his
home, is nearly always desirable
customer"
Il don't think the opinion of the
Wisconsin dealers is correct in all
cases." said ]. T. Sinclair IT don't
think human nature Is much different
whether people are rich or poor. Poor
people pay their bills because they
have to or they can't get any more
coal. Rich people pay up II you get
after them"
"The people who live beyond their
means are not desirable customers.
whether rich or poor" said John
Koenig, OF the p. Koenig Coal Co.
1.-THE poor man Is a good customer,
because he gets In the habit of paying
cash, through necessity. II man is
a property-owner, he is usually good
credit customer, but cannot find that
the rich man is poor customer. from
my experience"
The Detroit times., 1910-09-05
Children Cry
FOR FlETcHER'S
CA 8 . RIA
KEENE SERIOUSLY ILL.

LEXINGTON, KY, Sept. 5.-There
was NO Improvement today In the con-
dition OF James r. Keene, millionaire
financier and turfman, who is III with
pneumonia at the Good Samaritan
Hospital here On account of his 73
years. the physicians regard their
patients condition as serious.
K.rene came to Lexington Saturday
evening accompanied only by his valet
with the Intention OF visiting his fam
Gus Castleton Stock Farm.
The aged man was stricken In his
rooms at the Phoenix hotel late SAT-
urday night. Toxhall Keene, only son
of the millionaire. is on his way here
from New York.
The Detroit times., 1910-09-05
WHERE LIFE IS
WORTH LIVING

Mrs- Minnie Horowits, who keeps q
store NJ No. 164 Gratiot-ave., report
90 TO the police. Monday. that some
person stole three baby shoes from
her place. She says the shoes are
all Tor the right foot.
y Detroit-Fifnt interurban car caught
IRE at woodward and Michigan
ayes. Sunday night. The passengers
or the car ran II to engine house No.
i. whore the fire was extinguished.
Peter Mcdonald, - years Old, No. 44f
Mtlwaukee-ave. east, attempted TO
walk on the water In front of the
Belle Isle bath house. sunday. He
10 religious fanatic. He was res
cued after he had almost drowned.
and was taken TO st. Mary's hospital.
DR.. Frederic II. Ashton, who was ar
rested and placed nader bonds ON q
capias secured by Miss Viola Schram
on a breach Of promise suit. was re-
leased Saturday afternoon. Judge
was Illegal Miss schram will con-
tinue the suit. however.
James Henry. about Is years old, died
suddenly OF heart disease, while en-
te<ing the office OF DR.. j. A. Ash
baugh. Windsor. Saturday afternoon.
He lived In Lexington, KY. and was
employed as groom for horses at
tn Windsor race track. His friends
ca ted him big jim"
A the result Of n street Sight In front
Of Arbefter hall, on Russeli-st., Jo-
seph Kern, No. Ill Hastings-st.. and
Peter Egan. No. 500 Livernois-ave..
were stabbed. Sunday. Kern was
the more seriously wounded and was
removed to his home. Pagan was
held In Hunt-st. station.
All the clerks in the county clerks
office were kept busy, Monday fore
noon. from 8 till IL o'clock. taking
widows who went TO have their pen
sion vouchers made out. Several
hundred pensioners were accommo-
dated, tables being placed through
Out the LOBBY for the purpose.
A string OF postal cards was respons-
ible for q fire ina Mrs. Bessie Thomp-
sons lodging house at No. s3 Column
blast. east, Sunday night; The
cards were blown into a gas Jet and
the blaze was communicated to the
lace curtains. The boarders fought
the fire until the department arrived:
damage, about 500.
Members OF the Detroit Retail Grocers'
association, who have been closing
Wednesday afternoons during July
and August, are considering con-
tinuance of the half-holiday the year
round. The plan meets much favor.
as clerks think they are entitled to
something In return for the heavy
Saturday evening work.
w. III. Fort, night Waterman I'm Ben
sons store, Nos. 16S-17O Woodward
ave, was surprised by a burglar In
the store. Sunday morning. The in
truder pointed a revolver at Fort
and the latter lost no time In maxi
ing tracks. Fort telephoned for the
police. but by the time the officers
arrived. the burglar had made hfs
escape He took a number OF small
articles OF merchandise
Mrs. Charles Roe, living I'm the Richie
lieu apartments, has received q let
ter from her son. Thaddeus Il. Roe.
government forest ranger. who was
one OF the fighters against the recent
The Detroit times., 1910-09-05

forest fires In the northwestern part
OF the country. He tells or some
desperate fights no and comrades
had with the flames, and says he was
so badly burned that he will bear
the scars the rest OF his life. He
was in charge OF a detail OF 81 men.
sent out from Avery. Washington.
He Is now in Seattle.
"The growth of this city ha. far out
stripped the expectations Of the ear
said John A. Russell. OF the Home
Telephone company. Monday II can
MILAN and John S. Newberry going
to inspect switch board which had
been Installed with view to takfns
care OF the city's telephone business
commodated 1900 phones. and SEN
ator Newberry went away shaking
his head as II he thought the expen-
diture never would be warranted"
with the opening OF school, Tuesday,
the summer excursion business ON
the water will come to a close. The
Bots Blanc boats Will make their
last trips for the season next Satur-
day. 1t has been busy summer Tor
all the boat lines, and tho owners OF
the vessels are all wearing smiles.
The steamer Frank Z. Kirby was IN
able TO accommodate all the people
who wanted to go to Putin Bay on
son, but there will be no disappoint-
ments of the kind next year as a
new steamer. with capacity OF
5000 passengers. Is to be placed on
the run.
The officers and representatives. OF tho
grand council OF lower Michigan, Or:
der of the Star OF Bethlehem, Will
meet in regular session at No. 40
Grand River-ave., beginning Tues
day morning. The degree OF worthy
will be conferred and election OF Of
fcers held There will be recep-
tion in the same hall. Tuesday even
ing under the auspices OF Golden
Rule lodge, assisted by the North
Star band, and members OF other city
lodges An address on Fraternity In
general and the Star OF Bethlehem In
particular" will be delivered by Col.
Il r. Sellers, +. G.. c. The Eastern
Star benevolent fund OF America. the
insurance auxiliary to the Order OF
the Star OF Bethlehem. VIII meet In
annual session at No. 46 Grand
River-ave.. beginning Wednesday
morning.
The Detroit times., 1910-09-05
HUNTER IS KILLED.

Arthur Hoffman's Gun Accidentally
Discharged; Companion Finds Body.
While out hunting In the marshes
at River Rouge, Sunday morning
Arthur Hoffman, % years old, board
ing on West Jefferson-ave., near
Dearborn-ave., accidentally discharg
ed his shotgun and was killed, the
charge entering his chest. He was
dead when his companion, G. B
Smut, found him Immediately after
the accident. Smut had left Hoffman
but q minute before. going to another
part Of the marsh. Justice Burke, OIL
River Rouge, sent the body to Under
taker Suliivan's morgue, River Rouge
The Detroit times., 1910-09-05

hangers-on without number, assem-
bling at the little corner where New
Hampshire angles on the Atlantic
sea breeze to sign treaty. Russia
agreed to withdraw her armies from
Manchuria and for a time q great
many people seemed to be in deadly
fear of the yellow peril. but the fever
seems to have subsidized somewhat
now.
The Detroit times., 1910-09-05
Former Wysndotte Mayor Dead.

William l.. Campbell. former mayor
OF Wyandotte, and a member OF the
present charter revision committee,
died in his home In that city, Satur-
day evening, of tubercular trouble. He
was 55 years old and had been
mayor OF the city three times. He
was secretary OF the Frank Marx
Brewing Co. Michael Ganley, an
other former mayor. died Aug. rs.
The Detroit times., 1910-09-05
TODAY IN HISTORY.

Sept. 3, 1905,
Portsmouth, N. H.,
obtained the spot
light in history, a
number of emin'
ent gentlemen rep
resenting Russia
and japan, besides
dinlO ats and
The Detroit times., 1910-09-05

Job Prisfipg Done Right. Times
Printing Co., is John R-st Call Main
1925. or City 3ssk
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-10-06

ESQ called authorized certain ~
have more wives than one at a ii,<
this world and in the world tc+-
II said this was the law asa
manded Joseph 10 enter into the
And also that he should admir,." "
others. Several other Items wera' 4.
revelation, supporting the above
'fineS' WIN. Ia
State OF Illinois, HancocN co,nt,
Robert d. Foster. certify that the
certificate was sworn TO before =,
true In substance. this fourth a.
May. y. n. 1874.
ROBERT p. FOSTER n
I certify that ] read the reval.,,~
ferred to in the above aff1davIf =
husband. II sustained In strong
the doctrine Of more wives than =
time. in this world. and in Tho
II authorized some 10 have Ia NE
ber Of ten. and set forth tha: thoss
en- who would not allow their ms,
10 have more wives than one shn7,
under condemnation before God
JANE II
Sworn and subscribed before mr
fourth day Of May. a. D. lsis.
ROBERT FOSTER, =.
To all whom it may concern:
Forasmuch as the public min6
DSNl lIu'll delldNtD py q COurae Q|
cedure in the Church OF Jesus
OF Latter Day Saints. by a NUM-
persons declaring against certai,,
trines and practices therein, (amone
/ am oneD IL Is but meet ihat
give my reasons. at least In part
cause that hath led me to decIars
self In the latter part Of the Sur
iSi5. the Patriarch, Hyrum Smjtf
In the High Council. OF which i I
member. introduce what he said
revelation given through the Pr,
that the said Hyrum Smith did
to read the said revelation in the
Council. that according 20 his n
there was contained the following
trines. lst. the sealing Up OF 4,
to eternal life. against all aims
that Of shedding innocent blood
consenting therco: 2nd, the doctri
plurality OF wives, or marryino
gins: that David and Solomon had'
wives. yet in this they slnned moi
in the matter Of Uriah." This 4
tlon, with other evidence. that the
said hcresies were taught and pra
in the Church, determined me ia
the office Of first counsellor TO the
dent OF the Church at Nauvoo. ina,
as ! dared not teach or adnlnlsfer
laws. And further deponent saith
AUSTIN cow
State Of Illinois, Hancock count
To all whom Il may concern /
certify that the above cer,ificate
sworn and subscribed before me,
fourth day OF MAY. 1894.
ROBERT y. FOSTER
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-10-06

It is in time of sudden misha
accident that Chamberlain 5 Lini
can be relied upon to take the
of the family doctor, who canno
ways be found at the moment.
it is that Chamberlain s LinimoI
never found wanting. In caseI
sprains. cuts, wounds and br
Chamberlain s Liniment takes oui
soreness and drives away the
Sold by sll dealers.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-10-06
tEFIDANITS

I hereby certify that Hyrum Smith
did. (in his oftice,) read TO me a certain
written document. which he said was a
revelation from God; he said that he
was with Joseph when il was received.
he afterwards gave me the document
to read and I took il to my house, and
read IT, and showed it to my wife. and
returned II next day. The revelation
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-10-06
For More Than Three Decades

Foley's Honey and Tar has been a
household favorite for coughs, colds, and
ailments of the throat, chest and lungs
Contains no opiates. Schramm-J ohm
son, Drugs Five stores
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-10-06

Be exclusivel Have your undo1
made specially for you. Correet
portions and fit guaranteed In
the extensive line of knit to msasur
Aerwear made by the famous Wi
Mills, sold at 2IS Main. Telephones
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-10-06

W, l.. McGee announces that b
secured the exclusive agency for HI
nous Knickerbocker spray brush,
Bath do Luxe, and will be pleaa|
have Gemonstrator call at youy
venIence. Telephones 26I5. Sales
2lS Main.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-10-06
NEW WINTON SIX.

Make an offer for new five pass
Winton Six; cash only. No reasol
offer refused. Call on or write
Simpson, 233 First avenue. Bell
4702-&.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-10-06
Colonial Laundry Co,

Our work, prices and service wi
YOU. Phones 3999. 134 West 1st
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-10-06

GOOD PRINTING PAYS
Century Printing Pays. 55-57,'
office place.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-04-21

work for the upbuilding of this
section.
The expense of undertaking a
trip of this sort is heavy. but if
the results will show that the
cause of cooperation is helped,
and that our people will pull to-
gether and buy all they can from
home merchants, and so support
one another, the Boosters will
feel that their efforts have not
been in vain.
Here in the Penuyrille we
have the best country on earth,
the bounds of our prosperity are
only dependent on our own eff
forts. The mission of the Boost
ers is to ask us to keep what
money we make at home, If you
want something and your local
merchant can't supply your they
say, go to Henderson for ii.
but above all don't send your
money out of the State where it
will go to the upbuilding of some
other section. Boost ourselves,
Boost the Boosters. and show
them we are with them as their
slogan says. "All together, all
the time, on everything for the
Pennyrille".
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-04-21

DIR. 6. w. Norman. of Nor
garfield. last week removed a
cancer frum the face of Mr.. W.
N. Royster. Of Richards, Hender-
son county. which was as large
a gnose egg when the doctor
first commenced working on it.
Although Mr.. Royster is man
eighty years old the operation
was successful in every way and
is now doing nicely.
DR. Norman has gained quite
a reputatian in this line of work.
having successfully taken off
fifty cancers m the last few
years.