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The Washington bee., 1910-11-19
At His Own Risk.

Caller (ou Crutches and with band
age over one eyeI-I have come. sir. TO
make application for the amount due
on my accident insurance policy. ] fell
down a long flight Of stairs the other
evening and sustained damages that
Manager of COmpany-Young man.
have taken the trouble to investigate
your case. and find you are not enti-
tied to anything. Ii could not be called
an accident You certainly knew the
young lady's father was at home.
The Washington bee., 1910-11-19
The Prisoners Retort.

1t is a prison chaplain's duty to give
q departing prisoner good advice and
TO exhort him TO be decent and hon.
orable man In the future In the
course OF one OF these interviews a
chaplain said. Now. my friend. | hope
you'll never have to come back to a
place like this"
The prisoner looked at him thought
fully and then asked. II say. chaplain,
you draw a salary here. don't your
When the chaplain replied in the af-
flrmative the prisoner remarked. We'll,
say, If me and the other fellows didn't
keep coming back you'd be out OF q
lob"
The Washington bee., 1910-11-19
MEAT IN AFRICA.
When the Native Butcher Purposes
Killing an Ok He Sends Around
Notice to the White People.

Travellers In Africa find the standard
Of living somewhat different from
what they are accustomed to at home.
Mary Hall in her book. "a Woman's
Trek From the Cape to Cairo" throws
3 strong light upon the condition OF
market and kitchen In British Central
Africa:
When the native butcher proposes to
Kill an OK, notice to that effect is sent
round to the white people on the pre-
ViOus day. Once they were apprised
Of the fact by the following startling
announcement: "A buIe will be mur-
dered tomorrow morning at 6 g. ~"
This cold bIoOded crime. so carefully
Premeditated. even to the exact hour,
was, however, not committed. as the
next morning a second notice was Is
sued as follows: ''The bule ran away
this morning, so was not murdered
But this was an exceptional case.
/ heard one story which is sc ehaF-
acteristic Of the native that repeat IT.
The man who related II told me that
the incident occurred when be was on
a journey and was suffering from
bad attack of fever. One evening be
fancied he would like some eggs and
told his boy to get two and boil them
lightly.
After a time they were brought e.
him as hard as bullets. He told the
boy he must get some more and boil
them less; but. alas. these were brought
to him in the same condition. and the
poor fellow wished he had never Or
dered them at all.
Being unwilling TO give In. he made
another attempt and told his boy.
"Come to me when the water boils."
The boy did so.
''Now," said his master, put the
eggs in, and when you have counted
fifty take them out"
The native method Of reckoning is to
count up to ten and thea begin again,
arriving at the total by the number OF
the tens counted. The sick man heard
the boy start fair and get as far as
four tens, when a second boy inter-
fered and questioned whether it were
the third or fourth ten.
This started q discussion. and as
they could not agree It was decided
to begin all over again. Meanwhile
the eggs were still boiling and getting
harder and harder. This was about
the last straw. and. I'll as the man
felt. be was compelled to get out OF
bed and put a summary end 70 the
cooking operations
The Washington bee., 1910-11-19
Very Different.

1t is never embarrassing IN a novel
for a rich man to find q lot Of poor
kin. There is always a vacancy In &
bank, where the rich man finds good
position for the oldest son. who soOn
becomes the banks president An
other child shows a genius for paint
faS, and the rich man sends him to
ftaIy to study. In a month or two the
child returns a great artist But how
.fGerent in real life! All. how vastly
sifferent!-AtchisOn Globe.
The Washington bee., 1910-11-19
DiJnp Need . Doctor.

'Let me kiss those tears away?' he
begged tenderly She fell in bis arms.
and be was busy for the next few min
utes. And yet the tears flowed on.
"Are you suffering? Can nothing stop
themT' be asked. breathlessly sad
"No." she murmured Its only a
cold, you know But go on with the
treatment"-Ladies' Home Journal.
The Washington bee., 1910-11-19
sh. Had Often Studied Il.

Little Marie had returned from heF
first visit to Sunday school
And what lesson are you to study
for next SundayY" her mother asked
Muffin much" said the fOur-year-
old rather scornfully. Her jest said
to learn all about the cataklssin. and
me knowed that already" - Lppin-
cOtt'S
The Washington bee., 1910-11-19
Eorea ef bSbit.

Captain of Slguaiers-G-G-G. what
the deuce does the fellow mesn3
There's no word With three G's run~
ming. CorporaI-Beg pardon, siF. out
signalsr Higgins be stuttsrsI-LOndO7
Punch
The Washington bee., 1910-11-19
Pretty UnpopuIsr.

Wigg-Bjones doesn't seem TO be
very popular Wagg-I should say not
Why, that fellow is so unpopular be
couldn't even get a job as 3 bin coi-
lectoE.-PhiIadeiphi Record
The Washington bee., 1910-11-19
Like the Bee,

''T. sir" said Mr.. Dustin Stax. ''am
ike the busy bee. have Industrious
" stored the good things Of life"
"Yes. And anybody who tried 70
stop you was very likely to get stung-
Washington Star.
The Washington bee., 1910-11-19
An Old Saw Strikes = Nail.

Mr.. ScrappingtOn (musinglyl - As
Lincoln said. man may fool some OF
the people all the time and all the peo-
pie some of the time Mrs. Scrap
pington Obrisklyl-But you can't fool
me any OF the timei-Puck-
The Washington bee., 1910-11-19
Not Yet.

~Do you desire room with a bathT'
asked the afTabIe clerk.
'-Gee whiz. noP' replied the gentle
man with the canvas telescope. This
is only Tuesday. amt it?"-Chicago
Record Herald
The Washington bee., 1910-11-19
nian,A raka th. aait

Miss Anciente dnsinuatingIy,-I dis
Ike my name; it's hOrrid Mr.. Fly
(absentlyI-I fear It's too late to change
1t now.
Thick silence.-Pittsburg Press.
The Washington bee., 1910-11-19
EhAArinn HAr-

Nacdougal Ito his new fourth wife,
The meenister doesna approve o. my
marryin' again. an sac young a wife
too! But. as | teIl't hSm, Gamma be
ave butyin', buryin'.-Punch.
The Washington bee., 1910-11-19
Lovers QuarreIs.

Nell-A lovers quarrel always re-
minds me Of q crazy quilt Belle
HO~'s that7 Nell-Always patched
up.-Philadelphia Record.
The Washington bee., 1910-11-19

In this world 1t is not what We take
up. but what we give up, that makes
Is rIch.-BeecheF.
The Washington bee., 1910-11-19

Children have more need Of models
thaz Of critics.-Joubert.
The Washington bee., 1910-11-19

Fortune is ever seen accompanying
tAauztry
The Washington bee., 1910-11-19

Nature is lavish ia the productton of
everything but great msn.-Rubbard
The Washington bee., 1910-11-19

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Charlevoix county herald., 1910-05-14
WASTED A FORTUNE ON SKIN
TROUBLE

81 began to have an itching over my
this settled in my limb, from the knee
to the toes. l went to see great many
physicians, a matter which cost me a
fortune, and after noticed that l did
not get any relief that way, went for
three years to the hospital. But they
were unable to help me there. I used
all the medicines that | could see but
became worse and worse. l had an
Inflammation which made me almost
crazy with pain. When I showed my
foot to my friends they would get
really frightened. did not know
what to do. was so sick and had be-
come so nervous that l positively lost
all hope.
81 had seen the advertisement of
the Cuticura Remedies great many
times, but could not make up my mind
to buy them, for had already used SO
many medicines. Finally did decide
to use the Cuticura Remedies and
tell you that was never so pleased as
when noticed that, after having used
two sets of Cuticura Soap, Cuticura
Ointment and Cuticura Pills, the en-
tire Inflammation had gone. was
completely cured. l should be only
too glad if people with similar disease
would come to me and find out the
truth. l would only recommend them
to use Cuticura. Mrs. Bertha Sachs,
1921 Second Ave-, New York. N. Y.
Aug. 20, 1909"
MRS. Bertha Sachs Is my sister-in-
law and l know well how she suffered
and was cured by Cuticura Rene
dies after many other treatments
failed. Morris Sachs, 321 f. seth St.,
New York, N. Y, Secretary OF
Deutsch- Ostrowoer Unt.-Verein, Kemp.
ner Hebrew Benevolent Society, etc. !"
Charlevoix county herald., 1910-05-14
HOPELESS.

Your store is no good, sir!
asked for lace curtains last week. and
| couldn't get EN-"
'Indeed?"
Yes. And asked for silk socks
yesterday, and | couldn't get EN-"
That's strange,
And .o-day asked for credit, and
can't even get that. Is this regu.
lar store, or what?"
Charlevoix county herald., 1910-05-14
MAKING a Guess.

Johnny, do you know why am 60
ing to whip you?"
"Why?"
Because you struck boy smaller
than yourself"
IL though maybe 1t was because
am smaller than you are
Charlevoix county herald., 1910-05-14

An egotist is a man who is more in
terested in himself than he is in the
tariff question or the price OF food
stuffs.
Charlevoix county herald., 1910-05-14
EFFECTS OF LIQUOR REMOVED
I'M "a AYNI-TtG

Drunkenness is unworthy when you can
have 1t removed without anybody's knowl-
edge. Acme simple home-treatment will
do the work. Write T.. Forth, r 316
Dickey Bldg, Chicago, Ill, for free trial.
Charlevoix county herald., 1910-05-14
Pettit,s Eye Salve for CSC

relieves tired, overworked eyes. stops eye
aches, congested, inHamhed or sore eyes. AL
druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
Charlevoix county herald., 1910-05-14

Every man should have his balance
wheel trued up occasionally.
Charlevoix county herald., 1910-05-14
ALIENS lung BALsAM

will cure not only a cold hut OF hose stub
b,,Sr coug ms that usually hang for mOn hs. Civ,
Z a trIA. and prove its worth. 2sc 5c and slU
Charlevoix county herald., 1910-05-14
Yrs TR Corr

Lawton in October Gore was still in his
tent. His wife fell sick and for four months
he was her only nurse, save when their
baby came in January. When they moved
into their own cottage and furnished it with
a stove and few articles Of furniture they
had only 81 left. They had to rent out
three of their five rooms
The baby was born in desperately cold
weather in room heated only by tiny
cook stove. 1t lived only II days and was
buried on the prairie.
That winter tried the man in him. For
months he and his fair. young wife lived on
Of
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Method Of Giving Orders.
Stakeholder Says Roosevelt
Owes Railroad This Bill.
Route.

Da.e
Sept 3oSpecia
Nov Private to Yorka
NOV" o-Phiadephia
Feb Especial Groon
Feo 2sLWashngton to New
April special and
apr, W ssmns vs 49,; ; . w. LOO 100
js$: s.s;ss Psss1s
July special to make surea Fate ~
Aug 21-specal Engla to lie New
sept Ensspssrs see see R Wnes swe sns r $500
sept Especial train projected
~ abandoned Indianapolis
Oct 31-Speca fol
Memphis Cincin and LOUSY 1850 200
Dec o-speciai Washington Rapidan
April a-Paslae
o
Senator Hannas
1seaion s9S
sept special Oyster Hoboken
Syracuse
and back
Sept 2s-oyster Washington to work 9 s79
Washington
to Gettysburg
July Oyster Bay
to Oyse Bay.
-Washingon ST.
JAM 2o-Annapolis; thence nd
and to Washington . I5S
Philadelphia
April Especial
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later, but about which 1 am now able to
recount but little

later, but about which 1 am now able to
recount but little
THE animal in me gained no predom-
nance, owing. perhaps, to my advanced
age, for l was then past sixty.
my worst evil lay in my desire to 90
bodily harm, and in my sane moments
became haunted by a fear that some
time 1 would break from the secret room
(where after its completion / secluded
myself during these seizures) and attack
some unoffending personals did Hyoe:
When / was. in part. my better sell
still gloated with horrible pleasure over
the thought that I was deceiving all VINO
knew me as to my true character.
MY idea of having another to mas
ouerade as l grew out OF this feeling
out of the fear, rather, that would some
time inture some one-and my better ma
tlre. which ordinarily disapproVed n!
that my dual self suggested. approved
this plan She Ito my imagination my
better side was feminine) argued that
while some one was living at Overlook
as Peter Somhers, respectable and re-
spected. the real Peter Somhers would De
in some far-distant land conquering the
evil in him. She told me that the gooh
Peter Somhers would prevail under the
right influence. and money could buy that
influence. And. strange to relate. look
cd with pleasure upon being once more
the self Of my early manhood days
(To be continued tomorrow
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PLEAS NOT INELIGIBLE.
Polish Boy Burned Because Firemen
Couldn't Understand Mother.

CHICAGO, September 2S.-Inability Of
a Polish mother to make firemen under
stand that her child was asleep in a burn
ing building was responsible for the death
Of eight year-old Johnnie Moziniek yes
terday.
The Moziniek home is a frame building
and is conducted as q rooming house by
the mother, Mrs. Paul Moziniek. Mrs.
Moziniek, who was sleeping with the child
on the second floor, detected the odor of
smoke and rushed to the stairway, the
steps of which had already burned away.
Returning and placing the sleeping boy
between two feather beds, she left him
there and leaped from a window. BY the
time an engine company arrived the build
ing was in flames. Mrs. MOziniek. who
had been stunned, rallied and tried to tell
the firemen that her little son was In the
upper room, but could not make them
understand After the flames had been
extinguished the body was found between
two feather beds, charred and lifeless.
Fire Marshal Frank Conway declares
the fire was of incendiary origin.
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OF Columbial
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THE PEARSON SCHOOL.

THIRD YEAR-SEPTEMBER %. 1910
Day and Evening Glasses for preparation for
colleges and scientific schools and for army and
navy examinations. Glasses limite1 to I'VE
members. Certificate adn: Z I" re George
Washington University aEI Geo.., LOWE Law
School.
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The Misses Eastman's

BOARDING AND DAY SCHOOL FOR GIRLS.
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Primary. intermediate and advanced courses
Special advantages In French and music. School
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SCHOOL OF. MEDICINE.

day classes onIy.)
Sixty first session will begin September -
1910. Entrance requirements and curriculum in
accordance with the Association OF American
Medical Colleges.
FOUR-YEAR MEDICAL COURSE
The first two years will be spent in laboratory
work and in the study Of the fundamental
branches at the Georgetown Medical College.
in harmony with the demands Of modern med-
cine the Junior and senior students will he
brought into actual contact with diseased cond-
tions. and all work required WILL he performed
at the new university hospital and dspensary.
now enlarged to a capacity of $50 beds, and also
in other local hospitals.
All members Of this years graduating clsss
obtained hospital appointments result Of
competitive examinations within two weeks after
the commencement exercises.
For further information address the dean.
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Three / ear Dental Course.
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aims to equip for actual practice.
4 feature OF the course Is the method Of
practical instruction in the recently enlarged
Dental infrmary. where the student IL required
to administer treatment under competent super
vision.
For detailed information address the dean.
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PRISONER WILL NOT EAT.
Hindu, on Religious Grounds, Re
fuses to Touch Food.

VANCOUVER. B. c.. September %
Shall a Hindu under ten years sentence
in the provincial penitentiary be allowed
to prepare his own food. is the question
which has been submitted to the de-
partment Of justice at Ottawa by the
warden of the New Westminster peni-
Tertiary.
Imam Uhinn, the Hindu. for three days
has not partaken Of any OF the peni-
Tertiary food. which he said is con
taminated' because prepared by other
than those of his religion. The depart
ment of Justice, therefore. stands be-
tween him and death, for he declares
he will never look at penitentiary bill
Of fare
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EDUCATIONAL.
GEORGETOWN
UNIVERSITY
SCHOOLOFLAW

The Session of roIo-II opens on
Wednesday. October 9Th, in the
Law School Building. 5o6-oS E
Street Northwest, at 6:3o pm.
Graduates are eligible and quail
fed for the Bar Examinations in
every state in the United States.
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To him he would impart the following in

10 Hinl lie WOuIO IIHpdlt INC foiio"hS III
formation:
The President with certain public Off
GERS and friends desires to leave Wash
ington on a certain date for a trip through
certain states, stopping at certain cities.
For this purpose he desires a special train
and suggests for his own use a certain
private car which he has already. used
and which suits him. He would also like
to have a certain porter (name given),
who has served with him before and whom
he liked He would also like the follow
ing special supplies named) for the din
ing car in addition to the ordinary COM
missary''
This Is understood to have been the
modus operandi in arranging for the Pres
fdent's great bear-hunting trip to Colo
RADIO. In that case, it is said, the rail-
road informed the secretary that a nomi-
nal charge of 500 a day would be made
for the whole special train fully differed
and provisioned. This brought forth an
immediate protest. There was no author
lied appropriation out of the public funds.
said the secretary. and the President could
not possibly afford to pay 1t out of his
own salary.
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FOR SPECIAL TRIP
CONTINUED from First Page.)

ginning to feel that Mr.. Roosevelt was
abusing their courtesy and that II was
time he offered to pay for at least some
OF the cars and trains he was ordering so
recklessly. While they would not dun the
President. they considered that. in some
cases. he should have directed his secre-
tary to ask for his account.
Method Of Giving Orders.
high Official of one of the roads that
hauled Mr.. Roosevelt once said:
This is the way we usually got our
orders: Roosevelt's secretary would call
on the long distance telephone the presi-
dent of the particular trunk line which
Mr.. Roosevelt contemplated patronizinE.
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The George Washington
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Department of Law.


THREE-YEAR DAY COURSE U.ec.ures mostly
from am TO II m.) Leading to the de-
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NEW THREE-YEAR AFTERNOON COURSE
MECTT.RES BETWEEN $50 AND ESQ r,
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GRADUATE COURSES leading to the degrees
Of Master Of Laws and Master Of Patent
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Of this Law School have taken bar examinations
In seventeen states. and. Tar known only
two failed at the first trial
The session OF 1slo191l opens and actual
work begins on September a. at $50 pm.
For catalogue and further Information call or
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Washington Seminary.

Eighteenth Year Begins October 8.
Preparatory. academic and collegiate depart
ments Certificate admits to college. Elective
course and culture class for special students AMI
high school graduates. offering advanced English.
civics. ethics, music, art languages. Travel
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cot