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Omaha daily bee., 1910-11-04

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DAVID COLE CREAMERY co.

w. C. CATTIN, plumbing and heating;
new and repair work. $40 n. 24th ID. 1852
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FOR RENT-Nicely furnished steam
heated rooms 2215 Farnam St
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| FOR RENT-Nice parlors for four; heat
bath, good location. 1924 Douglas St.
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earn or THANKS.

We wish to thank our friends for their
blindness and sympathy; also the beautitul
floral tributes sent us, during the SICK,
nnd father Mr. II c. Heitzhausen.
MRS. II c. HEITzHAUSEN AND
DAUGHTERS.
wish II were possible for me to take
the hand OF each and thank you personally
FOR the kind assistance words of sympathy
and the beautiful flowers, expressing 10
ne the great esteem shown for our de-
parted wife and mother. ,.r
II r. WHITEHOUSE AND FAMILY.
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OFFERED FOE REM


FOR RENT-Nice cozv room, well
heated board COZ s. 29th St.
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,rEANI heated room. breakfast II de-
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CRUDE OIL BURNERS

CHEAP FUEL FOR FURNACE. heating
ana cook stoves we do not sell county
rights. but sell burners; write for informa-
ton; manufactured by STere & Murray,
Grand Island Neb.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-11-04
HELP WANTED
MALE AND FEMALE

WANTED-Twenty ciEarmakers on clear
Havana work; steady work and union
prices. Western Cigar Factory, LOG Far
nam ST., second floor.
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SoI4N r. hlMOE' shlrts' oSO Paxton Blk
PRACTICAL nursing. $50 N INST D. SOS.
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C. T. Dickinson has moved his office to
room AL, Paxton block Phone Doug. 1904.
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LIVE STOCK FOR SALE


DELIVERY WAGONS. HEAVY TEAM
ING GEARS, FARM WAGONS AND
HARNESS. NSON-DANFORTH co.
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| FOR RENT-Steam heated furnished
| rooms 1204h Farnam.-..
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FOR RENT-Large room for couple OF
gentlemen. 1860 Georgia Ave Harvey
1851
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FOR RENT-Nicely furnished rooms,
good location. 1922 Capitol Ave- u.
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FOR RENn-Large front room, suitable
for two gentlemen or couple. 40 N. 16th.--
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FOR RENT-Two nicely furnished rooms,
good location. 2502 N Gath ST.
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FOR RENT-Two nice rooms. furnished
2403 N. GOTH
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FOR RENT-Furnished or unfurnished
rooms, good location. 1898 N goth st.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
General Terry, When Young Court
Clerk, Was an Enthusiastic
Student of War and Its
Strategy.

In the history of the Civil war Gen.
Alfred H. Terry is known as the hero
Of Fort Fisher, since he was the man
who, in January of 1865, led the sue
cessful assault upon the last remain
ing important stronghold of the Con-
federacy upon the Atlantic seaboard.
Eleven years later, as brigadier gen
eral in the regular army, he again
came prominently before the country
as the commander of the main column
which drove Sitting Bull and his fol-
lowers into Canada after the Custer
massacre on the Little Big Horn.
One Of the leading New Haven,
Conn, men Of other days who never
tired Of talking of General Terry was
the late Judge E. K. Foster, who was
for many years prosecuting attorney
of New Haven county, and who pre-
sided over the New Haven mass meet
ing which Lincoln addressed a few
days after he had delivered his Coop
er Union speech.
Il knew Aft Terry as a boy here
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
Governorship Cost Hin, So

and here comes in the new news
Governor Parker in his capacity as
lawyer. was obliged to appear before
the supreme court of the state in
Trenton. The first thing he did after
arriving in the capital city was to
hunt up a barber shop, in front Of
which, as the successful candidate
was being shaved, large crowd of
the curious gathered.
In due course the governor, smooth
as to chin, started to pay the barber.
He felt in one pocket-no money. In
dismay he turned to the barber,
when a friend rushed up and offered
his purse, while the crowd outside,
quick to. grasp the little comedy.
cheered frantically.
A moment later Governor Parker
had taken his stand upon the thresh-
old of the shop.
Fellow citizens" he said, II began
the campaign which ended yesterday
with the understanding that l was to
spend no money to secure my election
and that my party was to spend none,
except for printing and other absolute
ly necessary incidentals. When l be-
gan my campaign | started out from
my home in Freehold with a ten-dollar
bill in my pocket. l spoke in every
county in the state and every day for
the past two weeks. When | arrived
at my home the night before election
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
Stories OF GarfieLd's Death

The post norton following Gar.
fields death justified in some measure
though not completely, the diagnosis
which Colonel Ingersoll had made to
me while the physicians were deciding
that the presidents spinal cord had
not been touched by the bullet.
Some months after Guiteau had been
executed Colonel Ingersoll told me
of another interesting incident con-
nected with Garfield's assassination.
you will recall, of course said the
great agnostic, that following Gui-
teau's arrest the report went all over
the country that the poor fool had ex-
claimed, triumphantly, I'm a Stall
wart! I'm a Stalwart!' when he was
arrested. And you remember, Of
suspicion that some Of the members
of the Stalwart wing Of the Repub-
lican party had entered into a con-
spiracy with Guiteau to remove Gar
field, so that Arthur could succeed
him.
Now, Guiteau never said such a
thing. 1 was hurrying to the railroad
station as an officer of the law was
leading Guiteau away to the police
station, and, naturally, l stopped an
instant to get a glimpse of the assas-
sin. He was talking to the policeman,
who said nothing, and I heard Guiteau
say as plainly as now l hear my own
voice: It's all right. It's all right
That was just what he said and moth
ing else, and it was the similarity in
the sound of the words of the two
phrases that led to the report that
Guiteau had excused and defended his
act by saying: I'm a Stalwart! I'm
a Stalwart! Yet had | told what |
knew to be the truth concerning his
exclamation at the time the country
was excited over the false report, l be-
lieve l would have been laughed or
hooted down"
Copyright. 1910. by e. ]. Edwards)
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
That Was All Joel Parker Spent In
His Successful Campaign to Be
Chief Executive of New
Jersey.

Joel Parker, who died in 1888, at
the age of seventy-two, gained ma
tional distinction at the time of the
Civil war because, although elected
governor of New Jersey as Demo
crat, he was nevertheless one of the
most efficient and Jealous of all the
war governors Of the north. His
unique distinction, in fact, was that
he was the great Democratic war
governor of the Union He served
from 1862, to 1866 and in 1876 he was
the favorite son of the New Jersey
Democrats for the presidential NOM
ination.
Five years before Governor Par
kers party became very much dis
turbed by the understanding that the
Republicans were going to nominate
for governor a very rich manufacture
er-Cornelius Walsh, by name-who,
1T was understood, had expressed e
willingness to contribute a very large
sum of money in support of his can
didacy. In their perturbation the
Democratic leaders sought out Gov
ernOr Parker at his home in Free
hold
Governor" they said to him, "the
Republicans are going to nominate
Cornelius Walsh for governor, and he
is going to spend lot of money to be
elected. We believe that the only
Democrat in the state who stands a
reasonable chance of beating Mr..
Walsh and his money is yourself, and
although we know that you have re-
tired from politics, we have come to
q the Democracy"
WELL" replied the war governor.
after a few moments of thought, 81
have just got into the full swing of
my law practise again, and for me to
drop it all would mean a considerable
monetary sacrifice. Still, If my party
makes q sincere call for me | will
listen to it, upon this one condition,
that ] shall not spend any money,
that my party shall not spend any
money, except for absolutely neces-
sary expenses, in the campaign, and
that you will make the campaign up
on this issue"
The condition was accepted by the
Democratic leaders, Governor Parker
was duly nominated and in the ex-
citing campaign that followed there
was plenty of evidence that his op-
pOnent was spending a large amount
of money. Nevertheless, when the
"a -.
the Democratic war governor had
triumphed
The day following the election
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
LOOKING After the Eaas.

Lady Betty, who is 4 years old and
never misses a trick, was taken the
other evening to restaurant for her
supper, and with all the Importance
and sprightly dignity Of her years
calmly ordered poached eggs on toast.
While the little family group was
awaiting its service the "kiddie"
amused herself by looking out of the
window, pressing against screen to
get a closer view of something below.
She was warned by her mother that
the screen might give way and let her
fall to the sidewalk, perhaps injuring
her terribly. She drew away, thought
a minute. and then said naively:
Would l fall if the screen went out?'
"You certainly would" was her moth
er's reply. And would ] get awful
hurted?" Very likely" Then what
would the man do with the eggs?"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
MORE THAN EVER
Increased Capacity for Mental LABOR
Since Leaving Off Coffee.

MANY former coffee drinkers VINO
have mental work to perform day
after day, have found better capacl-
tv and greater endurance by using
Postum instead of ordinary coffee. An
Illinois woman writes:
Il had drank coffee for about TWEEN
tv wears, and finally had what the
doctor called coffee heart. l was
nervous and extremely respondent;
had little mental or physical strength
eft. "a kidney trouble and constipa-
ton.
THE first noticeable benefit derived
from the change from coffee to Postum
was the natural action of the kidneys
and bowels. In two weeks my heart
action was greatly improved and my
nerves steady.
Then became less respondent
and the desire to be active again
showed proof of renewed physical and
mental strength.
81 am steadily gaining in physical
strength and brain power. formerly
did mental work and had to give 1t W
ON account of coffee, but since using
Postum l am doing hard mental labor
with less fatigue than ever before
Read the little book, 1.-THE Road tc
Wellville, in pkgs. There's a Reason.
Ever read the above Ietterf A new
one appears from time to time. The,
are genuine, true, and full OF humaz
HntefeSA
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
WANTED SATAN SENT NORTH
Good Example of Scottish Humor In
Remark Made by Railroad
Porter.

Scottish humor is dry rather than
boisterous, and l always think there
is exquisite drollery in the story OF
the Stonehaven railway porter and the
Salvation Army captain" To catch
the hang of little yarn readers must
remember that Stonehaven lies to the
south of Aberdeen. The London train
had drawn up at Stonehaven on &C
count of slight mishap a mile or two
ahead, and Andra, the old porter, had
got into conversation with a Salvation
Army officer who had popped his head
out of the compartment to ask the
reason for the delay.
AYE, aye" unused Andra, after Civ
ing the desired information, yell be
for Aberdeen, I'm thinkin'?"
"Yes, my man" was the reply;
sTra bound for Aberdeen-a very
wicked place, I'm told"
| What MIGHT We be goin' to dae
there, sir, if it's as bad as a. that?''
asked Andra, rather amused at the
visitors words.
} "Ah," was the pious answer, I'm
going to drive the devil out of Aber-
deem"
Like lightning came from the old
porter the pawky retort:-
"See an drive him north, chiel;
baud him we'll to the north! Eek
change.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
Col. lngersoIl's Army Experience Con-
WINGED Him Presidents Wound
Was Mortal-Guiteau Didn't
Say "I'm a StaIwart."

Not without a little pride look
back on the fact that the newspaper
reports | sent from Washington from
day to day following the shooting of
President Garfield by Guiteau accu-
.rately fOreshadowed the president s
death. And, curiously enough, one Of
TChe incidents that caused me right
from the start to take a most serious
view of the nature of the presidents
wound occurred not more than an
hour after Garfield had been shot
down IN the railroad station.
Garfield had been carried to one Of
the executive offices on the second
floor of the station, and while the ply
sicians worked over him and we who
were representing the press Of the
country were gathered on the floor
below, I beheld Col Robert G. Inger-
soil coming down the stairs that led
TO the upper tier of offices. | knew
him well, and. Fastening up to him,
asked: Have you seen the presi-
dent?"
For q moment he could not control
his emotions sufficiently to speak.
Then he nodded, and in a voice that
shall never forget, for the awe that
was in It, said:
THE wound is a mortal one.
know ii; my army experience taught
me many things about gunshOt
wounds When l went into the room
Garfield recognized me and tried to
speak encOuragingly, but his voice
was almost in a whisper. He Is lying
on a sort of improvised couch and l
stood beside him, and then, as | had
been told that he had been shot in
the back, It occurred to me that If the
spinal column had been injured |
could quickly discover It. Unobserved
by any one, I reached over and very
firmly pinched the flesh just above the
ankle. There was not the slightest
movement of the muscles. Then |
pinched the calf of the leg. and again
there was no response Of any sort.
third time / made a similar test, and
I saw that they were absolutely with
out sensation and that he was pow
erless to use them. | said to myself
then. and I say 1t to you nov. that
the wound is a mortal one. The bullet
has either torn the spinal cord or has
broken the backbone. and he cannot
recover.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18

I found that l had just two dollars left
of that ten-dollar bill. Eight dollars
was all | had spent to make my cam
paign. AS counsel for the railroad
company, / am privileged to ride upoE
a pass, and in that way l travelled
from meeting place to meeting place
The hotel proprietors throughout the
state insisted upon receiving me as a
guest without pay, and l have also
been entertained at private houses.
AS for the two dollars l had left over
when l got back home, spent them
for postage stamps in order to send
letters in reply to those which had
accumulated during my absence.
$50, you see, my friends, we have
shown that it is possible for a guber-
Material candidate to be victorious In
New Jersey without the use Of money.
had an embarrassing moment. l gave
so little thought to money during the
campaign that it apparently has be-
come a habit, for when I left home
to come to Trenton l didn't think to
supply myself with money, and you
have just seen that l was actually
obliged to ask the barber to hang I'D
the shave!"
1t was a little confession that tick
led the crowd immensely, and as the
famous Democratic war governor
went on his way to the court house a
great throng followed him, cheering
him to the echo when he entered the
building
Copyright. 1910, by E. J. Edwards. All
Rights Reserved)
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
a Touch of Family Life.

When the country youth proposed
to the city girl, he received the con
yentionaI assurance that she would be
his sister. 1t happened that this youth
had sisters at home and knew exactly
his privileges. So he kissed her. AT
this juncture she availed herself OF
the sisterly right to call out to father
that brother was teasing her. Father
responded in good. muscular earnest
Then the new brother-and-sister rela
ton was dissolved by mutual consent
Judge.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
Supreme Test.

'T thought you said this bathing
suit was in fast colors," said Binks,
Indignantly, to the bathing master OF
whom he had bought his dollar suit
that morning.
Eyes, that's what said" returned
the bathing master.
well, every blessed stripe on the
blooming thing has come off on my
back" retorted Binks.
"Ah, but wait until you try to get
'em off your back" smiled the bath
ing master, suavely. Then you'll
."-Harper's Weekly.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18

was often so helpless
l could not move and
neighbors two blocks
away heard me
scream with pain. l
had no control over
the kidney secretions
and the pain in my
back was almost I'M
bearable, After sew
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
Not Even Mother.

Little Bob was much distressed be-
cause the birthdays Of his sister Ade-
laide and his baby brother were going
to arrive before his did.
"All the burfdays before NINE" he
moruned. Couldn't you make mine
come first muvver?"
NO" interposed Adelaide, decisive
ly, nobody can change your birth
day-not even mother!"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY

for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
and GranulatedE yelids. Marine Doesn't
Smart-Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Remedy. Liquid, 25c,
soc, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in
Aseptic Tubes, 25c. s1.00. Eye Books
and Eye Advice Free by Mail.
Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
Bears the
Mass Play Modified.

City Editor-Any radical changes
for the better in football this season?
Sporting Writer-Verily. l under
stand that not more than one ticket
Spectator will be allowed to tackle
a single patron at the same time
Puck.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
was on the

eral physicians had failed to help me,
I began taking Doan's Kidney Pills
and was soon relieved l have had no
return of kidney trouble in five years."
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. 80 cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
In Old Kentucky.

The colonel had just tainted In the
hotel lobby.
shall I throw water in his face?"
asked the bellboy.
Heavens, no." cried the clerk "If
Won did that he'd have a fit"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
PHI

you Americans" said the London
man, ARE very fond of what you call
pie. But properly speaking a pie
should have meat in It,"
Perhaps. But the beef packers
compel us to economize."
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18

About all a school teacher gets out
of her great education is that after
she becomes old, she knows more to
find fault about than other people.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
The Number,

II hear your new auto made a good
record on it's trip"
Yes; ran over in about an hour"
How many?"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
Unfraternai.

''It seems cruel to slaughter all
those pigs for the market" said the
Chicago girl.
Il know that it's cruel" replied Miss
Cayenne. But when you think Of
what the packers charge for the meat
it does seem little unfraternal."
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
Dark SUSPICION,

$50 the editor declined your poem?"
He did. but suspect he made a
letter-press copy before sending II
hack The lux looks blurred"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
A Very Good Guess.

Foote Lighte-I understand there
were several dozen bad eggs in the
possession of persons in the audience
last night and not one was thrown.
Miss Sue Brette-Because the au-
thor of the piece refused to show him.
self, / guess.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
Probably.

'I see the aviators are In training
to cross the alps In aeroplanes."
What are they training on. bird
seed?"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18

Constipation causes and seriously aggra-
Yates many diseases 1t is thoroughly cured
by DR.. Pierce's Pellets. Tiny sugar-coated
granules
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
UNABLE TO MOVE.
Helpless With Kidney Trouble But
Cured by Doan's Kidney Pills.

NJ. C. Walker, 933 Grand Ave-, Con-
nersville, Ind, says: For ten years
suffered from kidney complaint and
was on the verge Of Bright's disease.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18

A girl is worth all 1t costs to raise
her-and it always costs it.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
important TO Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18

Mrs. Ferndale-We haven't any
eggs, but 1 can get some If you want
them very bad!
Summerbord-Never mind, ! don't
care for that kind.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-05-19
GREEN FOR DISTRICT JUDGE

Until a few days ago it had not oc-
CURED to us that the term of Hon. w.
r. Green of Audubon as Judge of the
District Court would expire with the
present year; and that to continue his
excellent service in that position it will
be necessary to secure his nomination
by convention and his election at the
polls in November Up to the present
time no one has entered the field to
make any contest for the place and the
probabilities are that his denomination
will be unanimous and without any OPP
position. Judge Green has served three
terms with such ability and general sat
isfaction that there seems to he no desire
to displace him for any other who might
aspire to the responsible and honorable
position. According to the law his name
will not appear upon the primary ballot
hut when the County Convention meets
it will be necessary to select set of
delegates to attend the district judicial
convention to make nomination of can
didates for that Office. OF course in this
county as matter Of Difference as well
as precedence. Judge Green will be re-
quested to name the delegates for that
convention. The terms of Judges A. B.
Thornell and 0. ID. Wheeler will also
expire this year and as we have heard
nothing to the contrary we assume that
they will stand for denomination and re-
election for another term.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-05-19
Ray Hoover ttas Runaway

On Saturday morning Ray Hoover.
the youngest son of Geo. w. Hoover,
had II runaway that resulted more seri
ously to himself than anybody else,
though he was in nowise to blame for
it. Ray had hitched up his fathers big
black team to the carryall TO take the
Freshman class of the Audubon High
School to botanic and picnic vt Nat
McFadden's grove. The team was tied
on the south side of the park and when
the students who had assembled in the
park We're ready Ray united the team
but when about to start found something
wrong with the lines, so he stepped out
on the tongue between the horses. But
the team became frightened and started
ON run up the street When opposite
Beason's garage Ray fell between them
and was trampled upon, SO Us to iniure
one foot quite badly; and he also receiv
ed q bump on the head that was quite
painful If nothing worse. The team
continued the race down and east till
it reached the Layland home where the
horses We're separated from each other
and from the wagon by an electric light
post but they were not injured. 1t is a
great wonder that Ray was not killed
or very seriously injured.