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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16
DIDN'T "GET" THE QUOTATION
Boston Reporter, Unlike Most News
paper Mon, Was Unfamiliar With
tho Scriptures.

The Cub" reporter is the greenest
reporter on the staff of a newspaper.
When anything particularly stupid
happens on the paper, he Is
the first to be accused, and he is u.s.
ually rightly accused. The only sal
walton for him is to improve, which he
does in nine.cases out of Dozen The
Boston Journal told recently Of an
amusing break" Of wholly innocent
nature which certain cub made. If
1t shows anything, it shows that a
thorough training in the Bible is USE
ful in other walks of life than the
ministry.
The reporter had been sent to a
suburb to report sermon. He ar
rived late, near the close of the serv-
ice, and took a seat near the door.
When the last hymn was over, he
asked his neighbor, an elderly gentle
man:
What was the text of the sermon?"
Who. Art Thou?'" replied the
other.
Boston reporter" replied the other.
The man smiled. Subsequently he
told the preacher, who next Sunday
told the congregational the cubs ex-
pense.-Youth's Companion.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16
Red Cross Christmas Seals.

Arrangements for the sale of Red
Cross Christmas Seals for 1910 have
been announced by the National As
ISOLATION for the Study and Proven
ton of tuberculosis and the Ameri-
can Red Cross. "A Million for Tuber-
culosis" will be the slogan of the 1910
campaign. Two features of the sale
this year are unique and will bring
considerable capital to the tuberculo-
sis fighters. The American National
Red Cross is to issue the stamps as in
former years, but this organization
will work In close cooperation with
the National Association for the Study
and Prevention Of tuberculosis, which
body will share in the proceeds of the
sales. The charge to local associa-
tons for the use of the national
stamps has been reduced also from 20
per cent to 1914 per cent. which will
mean at least $4,000 more for tuber
culosis work in all parts of the United
States. The stamps are to be desig-
mated as Red Cross Seals" this year
and are to be placed on the back Of
letters instead of on the front.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16
TINY BABY'S PITIFUL CASE

Our baby when two months old
was suffering with terrible eczema
from head to foot, all over her body.
The baby looked just like a skinned
rabbit. We were unable to put clothes
on her. At first it seemed to be few
mattered pimples. They would break
the skin and peel off leaving the un-
derneath skin red as though it were
scalds. Then a few more pimples
would appear and spread all over the
body, leaving the baby all raw without
skin from head to foot. On top of her
head there appeared heavy scab a
quarter Of an inch thick. It was aw.
full to see so small a baby look as she
did. Imagine! The doctor was afraid
to put his hands to the child. We
tried several doctors remedies but all
failed.
Then we decided to try Cuticura.
By using the Cuticura Ointment we
softened the scab and 1t came of. I'm
der this, where the real matter was,
by washing with the Cuticura Soap
and applying the Cuticara Ointment,
a new skin soon appeared. We also
gave baby four drops of the Cuticura
Resolvent three times daily. After
three days you could see the baby
gaining little skin which would peel
oil and heal underneath. Now the
baby is four months old. She Is a fine
picture of fat little baby and all
is we'll. We only used one cake of Cuti-
cura Soap, two boxes of Cuticura Oint-
ment and one bottle of Cuticura Re-
solvent. If people would know what
Cuticura is there would be few suffer
ing with eczema. Mrs. Joseph Koss-
mann, 7 st. Johns Place, Ridgewood
Heights. N. Y, Apr. 80 and May 4, 'O9."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16

well at night. / believe there is moth
ing like the Pinkham remedies" -
Mrs. CLARA FRAMES, B. F. D., No. 3,
Knoxville, Iowa.
The success of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
and herbs, is unparalleled. It may be
used with perfect confidence by women
who suffer from displacements, infam-
nation, liberation, fibroid tumors, ir-
regularities, periodic pains, backache,
bearing feeling, flatulency, indi-
gestion, dizziness, or nervous prostra-
ton.
For thirty years Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has been the
standard remedy for female ills, and
suffering women owe it to themselves
to at least give this medicine a trial
Proof is abundant that it has cured
thousands Of others, and why should it
not cure you?
nyou want special advice writo
Mrs. PinkhaIn, Lynn, Mass, for it.
1t is free and always helpful.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16
NEW JERSEY STATE NEWS
Manager Starved Alone,

Manager Starved Alone.
Red Bank.-The mystery of the
strange disappearance of Frederick
F. Gardner, general manager of the
Shore Electric company, was solved
by the finding of his body in the Pine
Land, at Pine Brook, about six miles
southwest OF Red Bank and near the
tracks of the Central railroad, which
runs to Lakewood and Atlantic City.
He had been dead about ten days.
The body was found by Amos Reevey
near Daniel Cooks saw MILL He ran
home and notified his mother, Mrs.
Esther Reevey, who, with Mrs. Mary
Williams and Richard Reevey, went
to the mill. A few days after Gard
ner disappeared Mrs Rock noticed a
man acting strangely, hiding behind
and lodging from bush to bush.
When she sent her son out to see
what the man wanted he disappeared
in the pines. Harry Fay of Red
Bank, Coroner John I. Sickles and
DR.. William Sayre identified the man
as Gardner by his light hair, gold
capped teeth, his suit and combina-
ton underwear. In the right trous-
ers pocket was found $27 in bills and
rule. Gardeners straw hat was
found in one corner of the mill room
and one of his shoes in another cor
ner Blood was spattered about the
floor and on pillow. The door Of
the mill was found open, and from
the position in which the body was
found and the condition of the cloth
Ing it is apparent that the man had
crawled out Of the mill into the pines,
where he probably died from starva-
ton. Gardner had been general
manager of the Shore Electric COM
pany which operates here, at Rum
son and Seabright. For several
months Gardner had been superin-
tending the erection Of a new power
plant in the southern limits of the
town which was being built by the
company at a cost of $4,000. He
had been working very hard on the
new plant, and is known to have wor-
ried greatly over the new project.
Mr.. Gardner is survived by his widow
and an eighteen-month-old son. -Four
years ago he took charge of the
Shore Electric company. He built
up run down plant to a paying
basis. -. r.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16
Tn All Parts of the State.

The Hunterdon County Tax boare
has fixed the rate for Lambertville a
$176 a 500. or four cents higher
than last year.
Richard P. Allen of Mullica Hill il
digging four baskets of sweet pota
toes to the 100 hills. He has abou'
100000 hills.
At an outlay of several hundred
dollars the Florence Iron Works com
pany is placing beautiful flower plot
about the town.
After a long wait, the Beverl,
council has begun improvements tt
Van Solver street, which has beer
considered a dark and dangerou,
thoroughfare.
Thomas E. Budd of Thorofare re
ports that thieves relieved him O.
about 800 chickens, almost ready 70.
market, in one night.
The law says that all property ad
jacent to public roads must be cleared
of weeds this month, and many farm
ers are obeying the law.
So many shade trees in Woodstowr
have been killed by leaks in gas piper
that suit is to be brought against the
gas company for damages.
Charged by his sister-in-law will
assault, Edward Terry of Millvillt
was held under bonds by Justice o.
the Peace Chard for his appearance
at court
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16
PROMISED A LIVELY TIME
Mark TWain's Outline of Editorial
Policy He Had Made Up His
Mind to Adopt.

Mark Twain took the editorial chair
on the Buffalo Express in August,
1869, and this Is the paragraph in
which he made the readers acquaint-
ed with his new responsibility; II
only wish to assure parties having a
friendly interest in the prosperity Of
this journal that l am not going to
hurt the paper deliberately and inten-
tionally at any time. I am not going
to introduce any startling reform or in
any way attempt to make trouble. l
am simply going to do my plain, un-
pretending duty-when I cannot get
out of 1t. I shall work diligently and
upon all occasions-when privation
and want shall compel me to do so.
In writing shall conflne myself to the
truth, except when 1t is attended with
inconvenience. / shall witheringly re-
buke all forms of crime and miscon-
duct, except when committed by the
party inhabiting my own vest. / shall
not make use of slang or vulgarity
upon any occasion OF In any circum-
stances and shall never use profanity
except in discussing house rent and
taxes. Indeed, upon second thought,
will not even then, for 1t Is inelegant,
un-Christian and degrading. I shall
not often NEEDLE with politics, be-
cause we have political editor who is
already excellent and only needs a
term in the penitentiary to be perfect.
l shall not write any poetry unless
conceive a spite against the subscri-
bers.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16
PRESSED HARD.
Coffee's Weight on Old Age.

When prominent men realize the in.
furious effects of coffee and the change
in health that Postum can bring, they
are glad to lend their testimony for
the benefit Of others.
A superintendent Of public schools
in Southern state says: my moth.
er. since her early childhood. was an
inveterate coffee drinker, had been
troubled with her heart for number
of years and complained of that weak
all over feeling and sick stomach.
Some time ago was making an Of
fetal visit to a distant part of the
country and took dinner with one OF
the merchants Of the place. noticed
a somewhat peculiar flavor of the cot
fee, and asked him concerning it. He
replied that 1t was Postum. was so
pleased with it that. after the meal was
over, l bought a package to carry
home with. me, and had wife pre-
pare some for tho next meal; the
whole family liked it so we'll that we
discontinued coffee and used Postum
entirely.
II had really been at times very
anxious concerning my mothers con-
dition, but we noticed that after using
Postum for short time, she felt so
much better than she did prior to its
use, and had little trouble with her
heart and no sick stomach; that the
headaches were not SO frequent, and
her general condition much improved.
This continued until she was as well
and hearty as the rest Of, us.
II know Postum has benefited my
self and the other members Of the fam
lily, but in more marked degree in
the case Of my mother, as she was
victim Of long standing"
Ever read the above letters A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, trues and full OF human
interest. =
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16
Francis D. Hyde a Suicide.

Plainfield. - Francis De Lacey
Hyde, we'll known banker and club
man and brother-in-law of former
Senator Colby, took his life at his
home, Hydewood Hall, North Plain
field, by shooting himself in the head
with a revolver. The deed was the
elimination of more than two years
of continued illness and mental de.
preston. During the afternoon Mr.
Hyde played golf with friends on the
links of the Park Golf club, which
adjoins his own handsome grounds
and appeared to be in better spirits
than usual He returned home dur.
ing the early part of the evening and
after dinner divided his time between
reading and playing with his children
Nothing unusual was noted about his
condition. Mr.. Hyde retired about
1890 o'clock. 1t was shortly after
midnight that the family was startled
by the discharge of a revolver. Mrs
Hyde fastened to her husband &
room, adjoining her own, and there
she found Mr.. Hyde lying on the
floor dead with the revolver by his
side. The family physician was sum,
moned. He said death must have
followed the shooting Immediately
DIR. William H. Long of Somerville
county physician Of Somerset, after
an investigation gave permit fol
burial. About two years ago Mr.
Hyde planned an extended triT
through Mexico, in the belief that he
could regain his health. He Their
made a number of other trips, by
sea and land, one taking him far into
the North, over the trail followed by
Nansen the explorer, but no perma.
nent improvement resulted in his
condition. Mr.. Hyde was born in this
city in 1865, and was the youngest
son of the late Charles Hyde, the
banker and oil man. He was gradu
ated from Yale in the class of 81
For time he lived at Titusville, Pa.
where his father owned several oil
wells and bank. The younger Hyde
became vice-presidtnt of the Second
National bank of that city.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16
Unfair.


Senator John H. Bankhead, discus.
sing political move, said with q
smile:
"Oh, it's too coldly calculated. It's
almost unfair. In fact, it's like Mrs.
Blank
MRS. Blank is leader of Bar Har.
Dor society. Her husband said to her,
one afternoon, as she made very
elaborate toilet for a garden party that
she was giving to some members of
the British legation:
why did you write to all our guests
that this party was to be absolutely in
formal?
Mrs. Blank laughed.
$50 as to be the best-dressed wom-
an present, of course she said"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16
NOT THE TIME FOR THAT
scotsnen Objected to Mixture Of Good
Whisky and Religious Con-
versation

owen Seaman, editor of Punch, was
the principal guest at dinner of the
London Authors club recently, which
was followed by a discussion on
"Humor." Mr.. Seaman began with a
story deprecattng the spelling Of good
dinner by any discussion at all.
There were three characters in the
story-a bluebottle and two Scots
men. The story at once struck note
OF probability by showing the Scots
men drinking whisky The bluebottle
buzzed on the pane; otherwise 81
lence reigned.
This was broken by one of the
Scotsmen trying to locate the blue.
bottle with geological exactitude. Said
the Scotsman:
Sandy, I'm thinking If yon fly is a
birdie or a beastie." >.
The other replied: Man, don't spoil
good whisky with religious converse.
ton"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16
Vermont Thrift.

Robert Lincoln O'Brien, editor of the
Boston Transcript, is great admirer
Of the thrift of the Vermonters, but
thinks sometimes they carry it too
far.
O'Bren was up in Vermont last sum.
mer and went to dinner with a friend
who had some political aspirations. AS
they came in the door he heard the
girl: Il see Mr.. Jones has somebody
with him for dinner. Take these two
big potatoes down to the cellar and
bring up three small ones"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16
Train Manglcs Aged Man.

Ocean City.-Henry r. Montgom
cry. ninety-five years old, and WHIT
lived at No. 1894 Wakefield street
Germantown, was killed by Penn
sylvania railroad train while crossing
the tracks at Fifty-first street here
The mangled body was removed tt
Coroner Lakes morgue by Chief o.
Police Scull. The aged man is sale
to have been deaf and failed to heal
the engines warning whistle, and +
was impossible to stop the train
when he was seen, in time to save
him. He had spent the summer il
the lower section of this city with 8
relative, Charles A. Klink The fam
fly was returning home in the morning
and Mr. Montgomery left the cottage
a little in advance of the others.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16

terri b l Q backaches
and the passages of
the kidney secretions
nearly killed me. I was
nervous, had night
sweats and could not
sleep. In fact, I was
a physical wreck.
Doan's Kidney Pills
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16
Outlining Treatment.

II want you to take care Of my
practice while I'm away"
"But, doctor, have just graduated.
Have had little experience"
You don't need it with my fashion.
able patients. Find out what they
have been eating and stop it. Find
out where they have been summering
and send em somewhere else"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16
The Enemies.

The Enemies.
Apropos of the enmity, now happily
buried, that used to exist between
Minneapolis and ST. Paul, Senator
Clapp said at a dinner in the former
city:
81 remember an address on careless
building that l once heard in Mime
apolis.
why said the speaker in the
course of this address, one inhabitant
Of St. Paul is killed by accident in the
streets every 4S hours
"A bitter voice from the rear of
the hall interrupted
"Well, it amt enough it said"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16

gave me prompt relief. Continued use
cured me-"
Remember the name-Doan's. For
sale by all dealers. 80 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16

WIOb TO Nib. fulhr
ham and took Lydia
z. Pinkham's Vege-
table und
and Liver Pills, and
am glad to say that
your medicines and
kind letters Of di-
rections have done
more for me than
anything else and I
had the best phyA-
clans here. I can
do my work and rest
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16
A PHYSICAL WRECK,
Health Marvelously Restored by Doan's
Kidney Pills.

William T. Thomas, 213 So. Franklin
st., Dubois. Pa, says: "a physician
Informed me had Bright's disease and
! was laid up for three months. I had
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16

Mrs. Winsiows Soothing Syrup for Children
teethfng, softens the gums, reduces tnfamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, Csc bottle.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16

No evil dooms us hopelessly except
the evil we love and desire to keep in,
and make no effort to escape FROM
George Eliot.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16

Write me as one that loves his fell
low men.-Leigh Hunt
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16
AFTER
DOCTORS
FAILED
Lydia Pinkham's Vegeta..
BILE Compound Cured Her

Knoxville, Iowa. -"I suffered with
pains low down in my right side for a
year or more and was SO weak and ner-
yous that I could not do my work. I
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16
Sproutlna Up.

SPTUUtfHH Up.
Don't you think, Mary. you are too
old to play with the boys?"
mo, mamma; the older l get, the
better like them."-Judge.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16

The Maiden-Dolls arc made for
girls to play with.
The Bachelor-And a good many
men marry them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-16
Not That Meaning.

"The doctor said that Bill was
drunk when we took the poor fellow
10 have his head attended to last
night after he fell"
Doctor never said anything of the
kind"
Didn't hear him? Said it was
jagged cut
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-06-20
LAST INDICTMENT
IN POLICE CASES
IS THROWN OUT

Patfolmau John Heperllnck. in,
dlcted for bribery hy the grand jury.
will not have 50 stand trial when
the case was called for trial this
morning the prosecuting attorneys
office moved that 4 bee dismissed
FOR lack of evidence An order o.
diamiasni WAS entered.
The dismissal of Haperlinck r.
case ends an the grand jury indlct
menta against Seattle palrolmeu
charging them with accepting
brides The other four Indictments
have already been dismissed by the
prosecuting attorney upon the
ground Of lack ~ evidence
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-06-20
is IT BATH TUBS
THE PROPS WANT?

fEklN, June 20 Foreign pro.
tessors IN the imperial university
sent an ultlmntum Ia the Chinese
administration stating they will re-.
hiao TO continue their courses un.
less sanitary conditions In the uni
Ncmlty are Improved An the for
elsn lnaiructors, including three
Americans. ton Europeans aud
four Japanese. signed the oommu.
nieauon
Appeals for improvements made
In the past have not been needed
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-06-20

liah "a monopoly ln restraint ~ trade.
The petition asks That thc fran
chlHcH uf the companies be forfeit
90 and that the companies bee ca
cluded from Missouri
Tho petition HHNu that in 1909 the
defendants formally participated in
organising and Joining thc National
fachlne company "a $4,000. o0o cor.
porutlop. aa "a holding corporation.
aud acquired lhe stock and asaets
of tho packing companies of the
United stntra"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-06-20
AT the Theatres

away happy for pretty Jane tyr.
rrlI HH NcUfFntta Was uu iho prUele
piCc 90 physical spiritual moral
and every ether kind of death thnt
might BE- mentioned $50 often and
continuously aH Ga thHu even thp
MOST calloured then. OF course. she
uaeHpcd Eei tht man she lowed nud
lived happily ever afterWnra.
This lH oue of TnYlora worst
dreams voritahle nightmare. and
would ht terrible if it were not that
in some way ct another hc MANAGES
to see Justice done and happiness
rcigu at The end.
A. the Lois.
It's Erin Go nmEh az the Lots
thlH week Eugene Mriner. a tenor
well known 20 Seattle audiences.
formerly ~ The san Francisco ON.
era company supported hy the reF
ulsr Lots stock PLAYERS. presents
Dion BouelcaultH famous Irish
comedy drama. "Arrnh IA Poeue e
Weiuer was engaged especially Tor
THIS attraction, flling tho role 81
shaun the Post and during the
performance last niEhi BE made de-
clded hits 81 hlr rendition az The
cay 0oesogn The WeRrins of the
Green" kitty onren. ana ~rhr
story ~ the Rose
As a matter ~ fact "Affah- Ma.
roEme Be- 0ne OF the highest class
productions the Lois plaNura have
attempted and ghe manner IN which
70 q staged. cnstumed and presented
q a credit Ga Lawrence & sandusky
Il u deserving " capacity housea al
every performance
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-06-20

IIRY NEVILLE,
Old ACTOR, DIES

gM rniled rrvseA
rnxNN. June 20 - Prepara-
i. A. being made today Tor The
- I Hsnry Neville actor and
49, .sagney. who dicd here
...i.x Neville Was born ln
...,ss.sF ana FIRST came into the-
sfnusinsnee a. the Lyceum
Fram 1875 O. 1897 he was
- e manAgsr ~ the Lyceam
z fssaee . Dramatic school iu
- Ntflle became famous iu
49, ~ America and was most
1850. = = the Ticket u Leave
- 'srAs School Tor scandal
- R.ssls and Tbs soudan
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-06-20

warrantn proceedings seeking 60
Gust the ~bevf trust from Missouri
The petition alleges shat the
Hammond Swift Armour and Mor.
ris packing companies and she 81
louis Dressed Beef Provision come
pany. representing tho National
Packing company. sought % gstah-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-06-20

~ - sympathetic en-
Oil n sna With q ec'tef SNOW .
"a her company $1,000 +"
psp IN he merit column t'
as 49, nlsht and me WEI
"a d.s.- essir. given bee hA enc
81 BENZ 80 packed enc DhrffN
''.s would Indicate 10y,
rs trunk rathius ai'N
st Va, IL other audience t"l
sl'fk - and her bunch toi az
- y. Wctks GO COME
~. Z AZ ~.isrhone Girl with iiH
~ tunefal music, is sivvn
VS. x elth vim ana awins
a. 49, ausga satisiAing Lou
asi g.as Mis- telephone in-
Hea - about an The lausllH
eef y his part he & funnN
~ ana funny Ia hia every
rstelle. the bolle of the
t,'A .en and she manaees to
49, ,,r,e n her favorltc SONGS
- Z ~ 1.et that these songs
~ - heard many times before
~ -. panlta herself has more
~ - Already presented thrm
~ y. audiences. ihcN So with IA
So ~ re big haud-ciap
-
Al tho Seattle.
,saes was sold on, long be-
n. curtain raee on thc tmp
= ~ ~ ~The kirg 81 thc
e,ree Al the Seattle shsatrt
~, Two packed houses GA
- queer sensation ~ cnid
~rninx up ard down their
- hanfs and finally went