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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

The question that confronts us in
the passing of the comet is, On what
shall We lay the blame for bad weather
after its departure?
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

Pittsburg Dispatch.

HlttsbOrg Dispatch.
Mr.. Roosevelts recipe for universal
peace will work well, provided the chiefs
OF diplomacy can be persuaded to adopt 1t
faithfully But 1t may require large.
sized stick to induce them to do that
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

Chicago News.

Chicago News
Many Of the Russian peasants refuse to
work because they think the comet Is
about to destroy the earth. Russia should
be good place just now to have few
league base ball games.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

1.-THE sheriff levied on our machinery in
the third act. fortunately he had been an
actor himself at one time"
What happened"
I'VE got away with our hand baggage
while he was taking a curtain call =
Courier-Journal. ''
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

Subscribers leaving the city tenn
DOrarily shOuId have The bee
mailed to them. Addresses Will be
changed as often as requested.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19
sTATEMENr or CIRCULATION.

STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION.
State Of Nebraska, Douglas County, SIS:
George B. Tzschuck, treasurer OF Inc
Bee Publishing Company. being duly sworn;
says that the actual number Of full ana
complete copies OF The Daily. Morning,
evening and Sunday Bee printed during tne
month OF April 1910 was as follows:
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

ents for the house of delegates and is
long ago in the down-and-out class
socially.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

The comets head is said to vary in
size from 10000 to 100000 miles
Sort of swell head.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

When the kaiser referred to the
colonel as a civilian he WIS not trying
to be funny, either
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

Still, peddling secrets entrusted in
confidence is not altogether the most
honorable path to glory.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

At any rate, II our building sky line
were limited to one story we could see
the comet easier.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

Dallas has had o legal hanging.
Running ahead of the ticket in Texas,
Is it not?
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

Presumably mental housekeeping
must mean absent treatment by the
mop and broom.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

Not being able to smell birthstone,
our fears that the comets tail brings
the end of the world may be allayed.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

The Moline preacher who said all
women are liars must be ready to re-
sign.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

We love the comet, but oh, you
early morning sleep!
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

Warning to auto scorchers: Slow
down. If police court fine won't do
1t, some remedy more severe may have
to be tried.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

1t is the irony of fate for Denver to
go wet and beat a water works fran
chise proposition at one and the same
time.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19
Maxe-BeIievs Advertisins.

John Wanamaker once said to a
young business man who sought his
advice: 81 owe my success TO news
paper advertising. know that / can
reach the eyes of more purchasers that
way than in any other"
There Is a whole business sermon
in those two sentences. The secret of
successful newspaper advertising is
three-fold: First. in having the goods
that people want; second, the price;
third, the ability to attract your read
ers. And the way to attract them is
to follow Mr.. Wanamakers advice and
use the newspapers-they are your
statesmen.
Mr.. Wanamaker certainly must
know,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

1t looks as If Count Boni might
have to go to work. He has been
thrown down by his former constltu-
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

Why not let Gotch referee that
fight?
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

The city slaughter house inspector
is to have an assistant. while the city
bacteriologist will have to continue to
go 1t alone.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

He always was a lucky fellow"
What do you mean?"
when he fell out of his airship. he
pumped straight through the skSlight of
a hospital. "-Woman's Home Companion.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

Thus far Colonel Roosevelt has not
found any scepter in Europe for which
he offered to trade his own big stick.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

People ask iot of useless questions. >
Hush" replied the man in the ranCoa a
Don't discourage them I'm tired of waltz
ing for the climate to justify some one
in asking II it's hot enough for me. -
Washington Star.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

Alexander Smith Of Paterson, N. j., af-
ter wasting several matches In an at
tempt to light q pipe. went into an oil
tank to dodge the wind. He hit the match,
but before the tobacco ignited there was
an explosion. Smith was knocked down,
but in a few minutes he came to. Work
men were throwing water on him, when
he opened his eyes. He was hurried off
to the General hospital, where he will
remain for several days. The explosion
was heard for several blocks. Firemen
extinguished the flames.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

What do you think of this for a spe-
cialty?" said man who knows the ms
and outs of Long Acre square. There
are carpenter shops in this nelghborhood,
where the chief source OF income is box
ing chorus girls hats. It's become pretty
much OF an industry since the hats grew
so large that they couldn't be tucked into
trunks The girls when they were about
to start on the road used to drift into ex-
press Offices with bandboxes under their
arms and ask to have them shipped just
as they were. But the express compan-
les can't accept packages so flimsily
hung together The agent would direct
the girl to a nearby carpenter shop to
have the box Grated, and that's how the
business grew Oh, the carpenters get
about 80 cents a job, and in the course
of a week those half dollars make quite
a neat pile"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19
Around New York

nipples on the Current Of Life
~ Seen In the Great American
Metropolis from Day 60 nay.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

Net total. .........s......... .1,274'1AS
Daily average. ...... 42,470
GEORGE b. TzSCHUCK.
Treasurer.
Subscribed in my presence and sworn to
before me this I'd day OF May, 1910.
N. p. WALKER
Notary Public.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

Entered at omaha postoffice as second
class matter.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-19

VICTOR RosEwArER. EDITOR.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-07-02
CASSELIMAN & COMPANY, the Homeseeker' sFriend
THE LARGEST LAND OPERATOR IN THE STATE

Situated in Hanover County within 40 minutes drive of
the City OF Richmond have between 800 and 400 of
very fertile land in high of cultivation lying upon of
the best speedway running of Richmond 1t contains
large 2story frame dwelling of ooms perfect condition.
Beautiful surroundings hot and cold and bath each
floor several dwellings of 4-rooms each all practi
Caly The outbuldings which all in
perfect condition. Barn supplied with by hydraulic
There prettier place in of the surrounding
figures and terms this which remarkably low and
Lying in Hanover County a main thoroughfare leading
from this have about 400 land wateed by
of the headwaters of the Pamunkey River This
magnificent only 80 drive from railroad staon
convenient church and school, Contains about 200
of abe land 90 of which river bottom 1t also contains
large, Groom brick, Colonial residence nice condition.
Oak floors black walnut stairway mahogany balusters and
walnut doors; several brick outbuldngs This beautiful
old home and can be bought easy terms N
245 within mile and half of railroad station,
about Is miles of the City of Richmond than 900 cords
of wood be from this farm About 100 of it in
cultivation. 1t contains 7room twostory dwelling with
foot halls front and porches and in No condition
Barn, stable house. hen houses and smoke house. all in
fair condition. There is also old dwelling of
situated this farm This farm conveniently located and
consider it bargain the figures which it be
chased. See about this
Send for free illustrated catalogue of Virginia farms
Send to-day postal with your address will insure you copy
which contains descriptions of Farming Lands Timber Lands
Dairy Farms Poultry Farms Truck Farms Orchards and Car
Line Suburban Homes.
CASSELMAN & CO.,
iii East Main Street.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-07-02
HANOVER ONE OF MOST
PROSPEROUS COUNTIES
IN STATE OF v|RG|N|A
lcontinued from Second page.)

and starts, but gradually and pro-
gressiveiy. It now has almost 1900
permanent Inhabitants, exclusive of
the many students In the Randolph
Macon College and the scores OF per-
sons who dwell here during the sum-
NOR.
Self Sustaining.
Ashland 10 entirely self-sustaining.
A wall might be built around the
town. shutting II out from the world.
but II would stil1 be able to supply
all its own wants- The Ashland Roll
Or Mills. which IL equipped with tho
most improved and costly machinery.
II but one OF the places Of industry
here. The town has several sAwmiils.
planning mills and grist mills.
Tue society OF Ashland is of the
best and persons OF wealth and prom
iuancs are continually purchasing
home sites here with View of erect
Ing the permanent places OF abode
81 The township, which II clean, heal
thy. well guarded against crime and
are, has several miles OF granoiithic
paving. possesses excellent educa-
hOnai facilities hotel. Henry Clay
Aa~. - Alsctrio Light plant -watsr
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-07-02

works, telephone exchange and prob
ably most OF all unsurpassed trans
portation facilities. Every hour troll
ley cars run between here and Rich
mond. Every day twenty-eight fast
trains going to Richmond and Wash
ington stop In Ashland. Although a
large per cent. of the population used
the trolley line. probably a greater
number OF men and women employed
in Ashland, only seventeen miles from
Richmond, ride on the Richmond.
Fredericksburg and Potomac railroau
trains, for. upon payment sof $50
year, the holders of the tickets issued
may ride to and from Richmond as
many times, a, day. asehe OF she wishes,
without any additional cost.
There are few more delightful
places so contiguous to the capital of
the State as Ashland. 1t has its own
mayor and council Is splendidly gov
erned, IL constantly progressing. has
q most charming climate. excellent
water. sociable people and Its real
estate values are steady and firm.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-07-02
Note below choice selection from our
Hanover county bargains.

Hanover county UdISdllS.
Situated in Hanover County have $50 of land,
lying in mile OF railroad containing 1Oroom, twostory house
pretty shaded lawn Outhouses all in perfect condition;
No. orchard of variety of fruit in full bearing this
Within hours drive of the City of Richmond This is
pretty home and No. proposition. Must be sod If you
pretty home, cheap
Situated in Hanover County in handy drive the City of
Richmond have beautiful farm of about 200 elegant
residence in pretty shade Immediately main road;
pretty lying land of which in cultivation except
about which we'll mbered For the price asked
there few petter homes in Hanover County See
once this must be sold.
Situated in Hanover County, within minutes drive to
station have $50 of land pretty old Colonial home
surrounded by magnificent shade. About 100 in Guilt
vation the remainder beautiful timber This property
reached in private conveyance in so minutes from this City
Situated in Hanover County, 80 minutes drive from
on elegant road have 800 of land with old
Colonial dwelling in fairly good condition Some timber,
era thousand cords wood 1t would astond know the
low figures which this magnificent old home be pur
chased on real easy
Situated in Hanover County have about 90 of
land containing nice 8-room residence and building
doing Pretty orchard and considerable lot Of
hicky settled prosperous country Owner determined sell
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-07-02

n DOARDERs.
FOR SUMMER BoARDERS TRY THE
Richmond virxinian want Advs.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-08-26

Remove the suckers from fruit
trees as fast as they appear,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-08-26
AGE OF PARENTS COUNTS
Theory That 1t Has Much to Do With
G. iaIities and Capabilities
of Children.

Do the qualities and capabilities of
children vary according to the age of
parents? DR.. Charles Reinhardt, the
author of "One Hundred and Twenty
Years of Life" who raised the inter-
esting question in a lecture on the
prolongation of life, stated that the
theory was based upon researches of
the late Professor Lombroso. Follow
ing up these researches statistics, he
said, had been obtained in Boston and
other cities of the United States, and
had been the subject of examination
for the last II years. The conclu-
sions so far obtained are as follows:
Great philosophers, philanthropists,
poets and thinkers are generally
found on investigation to be the prod
uct Of fathers comparatively advanced
in life, and not very youthful mothers.
Successful generals are usually the
offspring of fathers who are men OF
light not necessarily so much Of fight
ers as of great organizers and men of
intellectual capacity. Brave and dar-
ing deeds are found to be done for the
most part by sons whose fathers-not
so much the mothers-are youthful.
The children of very young parents
are generally egotistic and selfish,
and not deep thinkers. The explana-
ton of the last of these theories is al
legged to be, said Doctor Reinhardt,
the age of the father.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-08-26
Census of the Heather.

The millions still unreached by the
gospel are these: Asia, {, 200, 900;
Africa, 70, 1000, 900; Arabia, 5000, 900;
Syria, $4,000; the sinaitlc peninsula,
so, 900; eastern Sumatra and adjacent
islands, 3,25O,OOO; Madura, Bali and
Lombok islands, 2,00O,00 Malay pen
insula, 100000. Total, 10000, 900.
In all, 1888 Protestant missionary So
cieties are at work in foreign fields.
The annual combined contributions
are S25, 5 900. There are 1922 Or
dained missionaries, 9S2 physicians,
2,503 men lay missionaries, 5,4O6 mar
ried women, 1888 unmarried women,
or a total of 1920 foreign mission
aries. There are 5,045 ordained ma
tives and 92,918 unordained teachers,
preachers, Bible women, etc. The to-
tai living baptized Christians are
3,0OG,373; adherents, |5,291,S71. The
native gifts aggregate $4,000, 900
Christian Herald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-08-26
The Christian Ideal,

The Christian ideal of character is
the loftiest, for 1t is the character of
the perfect man, the sinless Son Of
God; but the germs of it are in all
who sincerely and p~enitently trust in
him. "If any nan have not the spirit
of Christ, he is none Of his" Every
man who hath this hope in him purf-
feth himself even as he is pure?" The
elements Of his character in some de-
gree characterizes the lives of all who
are truly his. The Christian ideal,
while the loftiest, is also the most
practical, in that it is not only a vi
sion but also an inward transforming
power that lays hold Of and inspires
the affections and the will. From the
beginning the Chri.tian life is a de-
veiopment, or manifestation, of the in
ward Christ. 1t covers all of conduct;
we are to grow up into him in all
things. The power that worketh in
US" is that of him that is able to do
exceedingly abundantly above all that
we ask or think"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-08-26

R. A, declared that London should be
rebuilt with white marble. Time
would" he said, tone the material
and touch 1t with mellowing tints;
moreover, a marble building could be
cleaned down in a few hours with a
waterjet." But the caustic comment
was made in connection that it was
not a matter of prettiness and poetry,
but of the solvent action of acids upon
calcium-carbonate. Undoubtedly, how
ever, high-class marbles, particularly
the Greek varieties, are finding dis
tinct and increasing use in the build
ings of London's newer and imposing
business edifices.
Marble and Granite Q%uarrying.
The principal methods of marble ex
traction that modern experience and
practise have evolved are those of saw
ing and ~channeling. The former sys-
TEN is used largely in France, Italy
and Belgium, and almost exclusively
on the Marmor properties in Greece.
The saw itself is an endless steel rope
of three strands, loosely twisted to-
6CthOl. Ills SutISl ID pdSSSu 1OuAu q
driving-wheel and carried on guiding
pulleys from a power house at a high
speed. The wire saw enables stone
not only to be cut from the rock bed,
but sawn on the spot into blocks of
a handy size for export.
What Is known as the channeler, or
channeling machine, is in operation at
all important quarries in the United
States. A locomotive machine, feed
ing on a rallied track and driven either
by steam or electric propulsion, it
consists of a row of long vertical CHS
els set in a strong travelling frame.
The gang of chisels vibrate up and
down, rapidly cutting a channel in any
direction in the face of the solid mar
BILE ledge or floor.
In Aberdeenshire, granite areas
reach their maximum. The Rubislaw
and Kemnay quarries are the largest
granite quarries in the United King
dom, and have each a depth of 800
feet. The rock is removed by boring
and blasting, and as the material is
blasted out the blocks are lifted from
the working face by ranes and cable
ways, masses beyond the power of the
lifting appliances being further broken
up as they lie. Rock drilling is carried
out by power drills, either by steam or
compressed air. At the Rubislaw
quarry a complete new air-compress-
ing plant, driven by a 100-horse power
electric motor, is installed for working
rock drills, the pressure being 100
pounds per square inch.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-08-26
tuberculosis in the Prisons.

The fact that 100, 1000 prisoners are
discharged from the jails and prisons
of the country annually, and that from
10 to Is per cent. of them have tuber-
culosis, makes the problem Of provid-
ing special places for their treatment
while they are confined a serious one
So important is the problem that the
Prison association of New York in CO.
operation with the State Charities Aid
association, is preparing to inaugurate
a special campaign for the prevention
of tuberculosis in the penal institu-
tons of the state, and will seek to en-
list the cooperation of all prison phys
icians and antituberculosis societies
in this work.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-08-26
He Had No Eye for Color.

There came to the home of a Negro
in Tennessee an addition to the fam
lily in the shape of triplets. The proud
father hailed the first man who came
along the road and asked him in to
see them. The man, who was an Irish
man, seemed greatly interested in the
infants as he looked them over, lying
in a row before him.
"What does yo' think?" asked the
parent.
"Waul"-pointing to the one in the
middle-'I think Id ave that one
Everybody's Magazine.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-08-26
Faults in American Character.

In an address on botanical educa.
ton in America, Prof. w. F. Ganong
remarks that disregard of particulars
and a tendency to easy generalities
are fundamental faults in American
character" and he insists upon the
necessity of laboratory and expert
mental work in all scientific study.
Books lease the wits" but independ-
emit observation is the source of sound
knowledge in science.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-08-26
Efficient Courts,

A strange thing has happened in
Massachusetts. The mayor Of a city
was accused of stealing. tried, on
victed and put In jafl-all within two
weeks. Are there no lawyers up
there, or do they have fool laws which
mean what they say?-Philadelphia
Inquirer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-08-26
Better Than. a Qruu.

THE late Senator Platt," said an
Albany legislator, had a cynical wit.
Talking about a politician who had
changed his party, he once said. to
me:
Circumstances alter everything
political views, religion, even health.
"fWhy, I've got a friend who is af-
ficted with insomnia in its worst
form, and yet every morning that
man sleeps as sweet and sound as a
newborn babe when his wife crawls
over him to start the fire."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-08-26

airy troubles and dizzy
spells. To insure good
health keep the kid
neys well. Doan's
Kidney Pills remove
all kidney Ills.
Mrs. Sophia Hult-
quist, 10 W. 18th ST.,
Jamestown, N. Y,
a y Doctor said /
could not live six
months. l was bloat-
ed to twice normal
size and friends could
not me. I
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-08-26
Some That Are Not Nice.

Topley-Do they have nice stews in
your boarding house?
Tiling-Yes, excepting those the
boarders get in.
the assistance of the army or navy?"
That's exactly what l said, sir" re-
piled the young man; by myself and
without any loss of blood. 1t happened
at Boston Here is my card. l am
Reilly, the photographer. Now, if you
will allow me to pose you, general"
But the general had educational
Monthly.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-08-26

was perfectly helpless and wished for
death. Rapid Improvement took
place aftsr 1 began using Doan's Kid
ney Pills, and in six weeks I was
cured.
Remember the name-Doan's. For
sale by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-08-26
Mrs. wiooin,s Idea of London.

During the recent visit of Mrs. Wig
, gin, the American author, in London,
an interviewer called IN her. With
pencil poised, the interviewer asked:
"And what do you think of London,
Mrs. Wiggin?"
"You remind me- answered the au-
thor cheerfully, of the young lady
who sat beside DR.. Gibbon at dinner.
She turned to him after the soup.
do, dear DR.. Gibbon,' she said,
tell me about the decline and fall of
the Roman empire"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-08-26
p-L.seiIaye Hard Shot

John D. Rockefeller tried a game OF
golf On the links near Augusta. On a
rather difficult shot Mr.. Rockefeller
struck too low with his iron, and as
the dust flew up he asked his caddy:
What have l hit?"
The boy laughed and answered.:
"Jaw-jah, boss"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-08-26
h Noisy Bird.

The early bird catches the worm,'
quoted the moralizer.
Yes" rejoined the demoralizer,
but he should be more considerate
and not wake everybody up rejoicing
over It"