The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-11-30
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,HAGANS.

Mr.. and Mrs. Ellery J, Michael, who
moved to Ohio q year ago, are visit.
ing relatives and friends in this re-
gion.
3 Miss Maggie o. Kennedy, ofsM cFar.
lands. Run, and Guy Nicely, of Behler,
were recently joined in matrimony.
y Stephen Mason, Clay districts SUI.
rerlntendent Of schools, was visiting
the Institutions of learning in this val.
ley last week. Z, & q. q
z. Rev.A Linkletter. In an article pub:
'lished in Cincinnati paper. says It
looks now as II West Virginia is to-
have Statewide prohibition. Govern
or Glasscock stands for the submis.
sion Of an amendment to prohibit the
manufacture and sale of llquor.to the
people, only for mechanical and 'medi-
cal purposes. His party refused to
submit the matter last year. and went
down to defeat. II the2amendment'i Is
submitted, West Virginia will vote, dry,
BY 100000" 1t seems rather cruel to
deprive the. folks Of arllttle brandy
with which to season their mince pies,
II nothing else will salts
,fy the people let them make the ex-
pertinent as few OF the States have
done. AS Alexander Pope says, Some
times virtue starves while vice Is fed 1"
The Governor OF Maryland was re-
Gently asked II he was going to be
married soon. This is his reply S.Yes.
i am engaged to charming lady
named Roads, Miss Good Roads, great:
granddaughter of Rough Roads. We
are to be married by Rev. Mr.. Rhodes.
I'VE trust their road through life will
not resemble the roads in various sec.
itions OF this State. Z
One OF the editors OF the Ladies'
Home Journal recently took unto him
self wife. We trust he will not ex.
'pect her to follow all the advice given
In his publication.
Theodore Roosevelt says, Every
Cog has his day but the nights are
still reserved for CATS" We trust the
next congress will abolish the cat res
ervation. E45i
Revolutions follow in a rapid man
.ner these days. The young King Of
Portugal recently lost a, paying posi-.
Ition and Mexico is having an outbreak
of the French measles. s. .,
The ticket scratching habit Is not
confined to American citizens. alone.
Kings are more ornamental than use.
full anyway. The same may be said
of queens. CYour pardon, ladies', for
that unguarded remark.) q
Rev. Frank Talmage will soon fig,
ure In church trial as the result OF
marrying couple, the bride OF which
lad been divorced Frank evidently
accepts this doctrine from Shake.
speare: Get me not to the marriage
of true minds admit impediments%
A New York pessimist is of the opin.
ion that lot of men would rather
make noise with their mouths than
a living with their heads. Z
Tolstoi. the genius Of Russia, has
reached his journeys end. 1t has often
beenSsaid sof him hatSllenWasxeccen,
trio. fWia some IN fme a genius
that was not ecce bttlt What is ecs
centricity anyway IL spu do not acs
cept fourteenth century whirns SaadI
moth nibbed theories you are eeccep-
trio are you? Shall; the rabble Jay
down rules of conductor the enlight.'
.ened? 5is +. I. = n !,
If the Democratic members Of the
next West Virginia Legislature think
the voters did not mean what they
said when they voted against sending
a Rhode Island Senator from this
State. there will be a NEW thought
enter their minds when the next cleo,
ton rolls around. The masses are
growing tired of having their wishes
disregarded and they VIII punish the
guilty when they have the opportun.
ity.a vs.. (, 8 u VI
Our idea Of utter worthlessnesss Is d
Imlstietoel less kiss. 3 1
As porous poet thus EXPRESSES him.
self concerning Cafneg gle 81 'nu;
fspelin
There was d wee damsei named Peggy
With pinnfore fanny and eITns