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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
Blank Verse.

Poet-You published poem Of mine
last week. You pay according to the
kind of verse. don't you? Editor-Yes.
George. give the gentleman 4 blank
check.-Judge.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
EBEkAHS.

NICHOLSON LODGE, No. 40. Meets
the first and third Wednesdays IN
each month in Odd Fellows hall
Caroline Fisher, N. G.; Mrs.
Nellie Evarts, secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
Rivala.

She-Johp is a very considerate sort
Of fellow. isn't he? He 1.-THE rival,-
Oh, yes. very: he has that keen tact
and loving sympathy which a chauf.
feur displays toward helpless Grip
ple-Life.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
PRINTERS SUPPLIES.
Newspaper Folders for Sale.

Newspaper Folders tor sale.
The Bismarck Tribune has an
Eclipse newspaper folder used but a
short time, and replaced with larger
machine of same make. Machine in
good condition. Folds and pastes 4,
6, 8 and IL pages of six-column size.
Will sell at half price.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
HISTORICAL.

WANTED-You to send US Pioneer
Letters, Stories, Diaries, old books
of North Dakota and Canada his.
tory, lists Of Black Hills stage driv
ers and bush whackers. Indian rel.
les, etc. State Historical Society,
Bismarck, N. D.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
CANTON.

COURT BISMARCK. No. sS7. Meets
every fourth Thursday In eecA
mnoth ut Odd Fellows hall. John
Yegen, c. r.; William Moore, r.
s.: I. W. Healy, +. 8.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
NOTICE OF SPECIAL ELECTION

NOTICE OF SPECIAL ELECTION
Notice is hereby given that in p,lr'
suance of a resolution passed by the
board of city commissioners of the
city of Bismarck, North Dakota. at a
regular meeting held the LIST day OF
August, 1910, there will be a special
election held in said city on the 29th
day of August, A. D. 1910, for the
purpose of electing member of the
board of city commissioners of said
city to fill the vacancy on said board
caused by the death of Henry J. Geier'
man, the term of the commissioner
to be so elected to end April 1S, 1911
The polls will be opened from 8
o'clock in the morning until O'Clock
in the afternoon of said day.
The board of city commissioners
has named the following polling places
in the respective wards Of the city
for said election:
list Ward-High school building.
I'd Ward-Boyle building, east side
of Fourth street, north of Broadway
Sd Ward-Residence of M. A. Ed
berg, sol Seventh street.
4th Ward-Robidou building, south
west corner Front and Sixth streets.
9Th Ward-City hall, over French &
WEIGH hardware store, north side OF
Main street, between Third and
Fourth streets
9Th Ward-Jones' paint shop. east
side of Seventh street, north of Broad
way.
f. e. YOUNG,
(SeaD City Auditor.
Dated at Bismarck, N. D., the ID
day of August, A. d. 1910.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
M. w. A.

CAMP, No. 1854. NJ. w.
A. Meets the second and fourth
Tuesdays in each month. E. L.
Peck. v. c.; Ray Nichols, clerk.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
L. O. o. N.

BISMARCK LODGE NO. l4-LoyaI
Order Of Moose. Regular meetings
every first and third Monday even
ings Of each month. p. F. Strock,
dictator; S. E. Register, secretary.
Visiting members welcome.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
LABOR UNIONS,

UNITED BROTHERHOOD OF CAR
penters and Joiners, No. Ills.
Meets every Thursday evening at
Kuntz's hall All brothers cordt
ally invited to meet with US. C..
B French, president; John Danrot,
treasurer, w. G. Gorsrch, secretary.
Fred Anderson, financial secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
6. A. r,

JAMES B. MCPHERSON POST, No
2, Department Of North Dakota
Grand Army Of the Republic. Meets
1t their rooms in the Armory on
the second and fourth Thursday
of each month. John W. Hfllott
commander; A. d. Cordner, ad9a
tant.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
ST. CLEMENS COURT, AZ.

ORDER OF FORREST.
ers. Meets every second Monday
at 8 . M. snd every fourth Sun
day at 2 p. m. All visiting mem
bers invited. Frank ,Jaszowiak, G.
r; Anton Beer. r. D.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23

TYPOGRAPHICAL UNION No. 40.
Meets first Sunday in each month
at 3 p. m. J. W. Pinkney, presi-
dent; Jos. Gribbins, secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
o. e. S.

BISMARCK CHAPTER, No. II. meets
first and third Fridays in each
month at Masonic hall Mrs. Grace
French, w. NJ: Mrs. Gertrude Nil.
Ter, secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
And He Want,

"Victoria," said her husband, you
will not mind it, presume. If should
happen to be detained downtown late
this EVENING""
II shall not mind it." austerely an
swered Mrs. Vick.Senn. because you
will not be detained downtown late
this evening or any other evening"
Chicago Tribune.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
MON EY.

New York, Aug. 22-Money on call
easy, ~ to lh percent; ruling late
11s; closing bid IL; offered 11,;
time loans dull and steady; GO days,
2B to 8; and 80 days. 81: 10 3a4 six
months, Az to Az.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
M. B. A.

M. B. A. Meets second and fourth
Wednesday Of month at Odd Eel
lows hall. Grant Marsh, president;
A. F. MarQuett, secl tary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23

TANCRED COMMANDERY, No. I, X.
r. Meets first and Third Thursdays
in each month at Masonic hall. VIM.
O'Hara. F.. c.; M. J. Mckenzie.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
KNIGHTS OF pYTHlAs.

ST. ELMO LODGE, No. 4. Meets
each Wednesday evening at X. P
hall. w. E. Parsons, C. c.; S. John
son, K. Of r. & S.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
PYTtilAN SISTERS.

PYTHlAN SISTERS.
LINCOLN TEMPLE, No. 9. Meets
second and fourth Thursdays each
month at K. P. hall. Mrs. Ida
Vigness, M. b. c.; Mrs. Nellie Ev
arts, N. of r. & c.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
Reason 1t Quit We'll Instantly Tel! 10000 People, You'll have
to Hustle to Reach 50==and Lose Days
Time Besides. Which,.
REAL ESTATE

FOR SALE-Fifty feet on Fifth St.,
sidewalk, water, sewer. Very de-
sirable and cheap. F. E. Young
FOR SALE-The Is feet, $50 feet
deep on corner east of High School.
A snap. $950.00. Inquire at Hos
kins Stationery Co.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
F. p YOI1NG

Dated at Bismarck, North Dakota,
this 3rd day of August, A. D.. 1910.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
MISCELLANEOUS

WAN1ED-A man with few teams,
or men and teams, for fall and
winters job in Mclean county.
Good opportunity to make money
and have teams employed all win
ter.-Address, J. K. Doran, Bis
marck, N. D.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23

WANTED-Address of parties having
coal lands for sale in western North
Dakota or eastern Montana. Ad'
dress Coal Lands. box 437 Bismarck,
N. D.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
IN THE
Lodge
Room
MASONIC.

MASONIC.
BISMARCK LODGE, No. &, A. F. & 4
NJ. Meets first and third Mon
davs In each month at Masonic
hall. A. P. Lenhart, w. NJ; Louis
Magin, secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
WANTED-Reliable girl wanted for
general house work at 514 Sixth st.

WANTED-A girl to do the laundry
work and assist in kitchen. $50 per
month. c. B. Little. Phone H..
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
WANTED-Good girl for general
homework. Good wages. Apply to
Mrs. Chas. Glatt, no 7th St.

WANTED-School girl, one who de-
sires to work for board and room.
Call on or address,, Chris. B. Aas'
ness, SOP Ninth street.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23
HELP WAN1Ep-Male.

WANTED-A waiter. Apply d, Coon.
ems cate.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23

WANTED-First-class lather for big
contract. Address D. L. Buttedal,
New England, N. u.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23

WANTED-Competent girl for gene
eral housework, apply Mrs. Schutt
phone 154L.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-08-23

Dated at Bismarck, N. D., the Sd
lay of August, A. D. 1910.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1910-01-08

sisty miles of canal on the west side
of the San Joaquin river, between Fire
baugh Ferry and Antioch. In 1872,
he went to Washington to intesest con-
gress and President Grant in the
necessity of irrigation on the Pacific
coast and was successful in inducing
congress to pass the first irrigation
act, in 1873.
This act created a commission to
report on the best methods of irrigat.
ing the great valleys of California, the
members of the commission being, be.
sides Brereton, General Alexander
Professor George Davidson, Captain
Mendel and Professor Whitney. 1t was
the report of this commission which
laid the foundation for future recla
nation work in California.
AS an illustration of the rapid in
crease in land values under irrigation
Brereton mentioned that the Bank OF
California, which in 1875, following
the death of w. G. Ralston, becam.
practically insolvent, was restored t.
a flourishing condition through 1T
ownership of mortgages on the i'm
proved lands.-Chronicle.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1910-01-08

State of Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucas
County-ss.
frank J. Cheney makes oath that he
is senior partner of the firm of F. j
Cheney & Co., doing business in the
City Of Toledo, County and State
aforesaid, and that said firm will pay
the sum Of ONE HUNDRED DOL,
LARS for each and every case of Ca
tarrh that cannot be cured by the use
Of Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
in my presence, this 9th day of Decem
Der, A. D. 1886.
(Seal.) A. w. GLEASON,
Notary Public
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally, and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system
Send for testimonials free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo, Ohio
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti
patton.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1910-01-08
TELLS OF THE FIRST
IRRIGATION SYSTEM

r. M. Brereton, of Portland, Oregon,
who was a member Of the United
States government commission which,
in 1874, prepared for congress a report
which wal the nucleus of the present
reclamation system Of the country is
in San Francisco.
Speaking Of early irrigation projects
in California, Brereton recalled the
fact that he had come here in 1871,
having been sent to the United States
by the government of India to study
American railroad building. He was
persuaded by ". G. Ralston, / Fried
lander, Charles Webb Howard, Miller
and Lux and other prominent Califor-
mans to give up his Indian railroad
connection, and assist in initiating an
irrigation system in the San Joaquin
valley.
He laid out an irrigation system on
about 5000, 900 acres of land between
Bakersfield and Stockton, and built
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1910-01-08
ORDERS

!. o. q. i.
HUMBOLDT LODGE NO.
Is, I. O. O. F.-Msetings
the 1st and Sd Thurs
day evenings Of each month at hall
in silver State building. Whiting
brothers in good standing always
welcome.
FELIX POULIN, N. 9.
w. L. SANUEL6, Sec.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1910-01-08

Southern Pacific time table, in eject
July /, 1909. Mountain time.
East Bound.
No. ARRIVES sos .. m, departs
500 q. m.
No. Arrives 1850 a. m, departs
I4:53 q. m.
No. e-Arrives s:45 p. m, departs
3:4S p. m.
No. 1O-Arrives sos P. m, departs
SILL p. m.
West BoHnd.
No. Arrives 3:es a. m, departs
1898 q. m.
No. 3-Arrives 8:25 p. m, departs
1928 p. m.
No. 5-Arrives 4:a0 q. m, departs
4:23 a. N.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1910-01-08
1NcREAsED COST OF LIVING

Considerable alarm is being occas.
toned throughout the country owing to
the increased cost of living, and many
theories have been advanced as to the
cause.
While the increased cost of farm
labor and mechanics is no doubt part
ly responsible for the condition, the
great flood of gold that has been pour
ed into the country for the last ten
years is probably the greatest single
factor.
Every other commodity in the world
is measured by gold, and when the vel
low metal is scarce and dear every
thing else is cheap, and vice versa,
when gold is plentiful products of ev-
cry kind are dear.
But if all necessaries of life have
increased in price during the last de-
cade, the money with which to pur-
chase them is as easily obtained now
as was the lesser amount formerly.
Many unthinking people, ready to
hazard a guess at the reason for res.
emit high prices, lay the blame on the
protective tariff. While it is no doubt
true that import duties have the effect
of advancing prices, they also advance
the cost of production in an equal
ration. In addition a protective tar
if stimulates home production in such
a degree that all our people are giver
employment. 1t would avail but little
should the necessaries of life cost but
a trife so long as the people at large
were unable to secure that trife. Ane
that is exactly what would happen un
der free trade or a tariff for revenut
only.
This country has tried both method
several times, and always with the
same result. A protective tariff has al
ways meant employment for the masses
at good pay. with an abundance OF al
the necessaries and many of the lux
uries Of life, while free trade has eve
stood for idleness and grinding pov
erty.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1910-01-08
THE PROPOSED CENTRAL BANK

After the currency panic of 1907,
the business community demanded of
congress that monetary reforms should
no longer be delayed. The response OF
was to create a monetary
commission, thus placing another
patch upon the existing system in the
shape Of authority to national banks
to form local associations to issue
emergency circulation.
It is now proposed to withdraw the
national bank circulation and to es-
tablish a central bank, which shall
have the exclusive privilege of issuing
circulating notes, in this one respect
similar to the Bank of England.
1t is the experience of Europe and
Of this country that a nations money
must be based on three principles: (1)
That the circulation be issued by one
institution, whereby the amount out
standing may be increased or decreas-
ed, according to the natural laws OF
supply and demand; (2) that the in
stitution be not owned but supervised
by the government; (3) and that the
circulation be secured by banking as
sets-gold, commercial paper and Sc
curities.
In furtherance Of the proposition 1T
is urged that there are now in the
country, $3.50 national banks, 1920
state banks and 842 loan and trust
companies, or a total of 1915 institu-
lions engaged in commercial banking,
with an aggregate paid-in capital, ex
elusive Of surplus and undivided prof
it's, amounting to $1,S00,000 900. A
subscription of ten per cent, payable
in gold, would start the new bank with
a capital Of $1sO,0oO,o 600. No one in
stitution is to be allowed to control
stock in excess Of ten per cent of its
own capital nor in excess of two per
cent Of the capital stock OF the central
bank.
Whether or not this plan is adopted
by congress, is is evident that finan-
eial legislation of some sort is impera-
tive, in order that the country may no
again be placed on a clearing-h house
certificate basis.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1910-01-08
MAsoNIo.

WINNEHUCCA LODGE NO.
10, +. and A.N.-9tated con-
m~unisations win be held u ~
their hall in the Silver State "
block untl further notice ct 1880 p.
m. on the Arst Saturday evening Of
each month. AL Master Masons in
good standing are cordially invited
to attend. C. L. TOBIN, w. n.
CHRIS WOLF, Secretary.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1910-01-08
STOCKHOLDERS ANNUAL MEET
ING

The annual meeting Of the share
holders Of the First National Bank of
Winnemucca, Nevada, will be held at
its banking office on Thursday, Janu-
airy 18th, 1910, at 1880 p. m, for the
purpose of electing a Board Of Direct
ors to serve during the ensuing year;
and for the transaction of usch other
business as may properly come before
the meeting. j. SHEEHAN,
Cashier.
Winnemucca, Nevada, Dec. 7, 1909.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-24
Hoped There Was No Significance.

Two ladies, who had known each
other in years gone by. met on the
street. Both of them were married to
musicians. The one, bride OF a year,
was pushing a baby-carriage in which
We're three fine babies-triplets, all
girls The other lady had been in the
bonds of matrmony couple of weeks.
What beautiful children!" eX-
claimed the newly married one with
interest.
Yes replied the proud mother. let
me tell you the funniest coincidence.
At our wedding supper the boys who
played with my husband in the orches-
ira serenaded him and they played
Three Little Maids from The Mi
kado.' Isn't that Queer?"
At this the newly married one
turned pale.
Mercy" she gasped AT our we'd
ding supper Toms friends serenaded
him, also, and they rendered The Sex
tet' from I.ucia.' - Ladies' Home
Journal.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-24
University Calendar

January 81 to February ). Mid-year
examinations
February 2.&-4-Entrance cxamina.
tiOns.
February s, 10 a. m.-Opening as,
sembly of second semester
February Glass work in all de
parunents begins.
February 12-St. Louis symphony
Orchestra.
February 15-Botany lecture. C. S.
eager, University Assembly.
February 22-Holiday, Washing
tons birthday.
February 22-.Iohn +. Swanger, state
bank commissioner for Missouri in the
auditorium. Subject: citizenship
the American Ideal"
March 1-"Experimental Zoology"
Prof. George Lefevre, University As
sembly.
March 5-st. Louis Symphony Or
chestra.
April 7-Quarterly meeting Of Board
of Curators.
May 30 to June Final examina-
tions.
June 4-9-Commencement week.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-24
FACTIONS

h" chief obstacles to progress in
man! towns are tneH factions. The
"ntgrowths OF financial or social ri
EalrE are personal jealousy and big
otry that often become so deep rooted
and bitter that they stand in the way
OF every progressive movement. What
ever cause one side espouses the other
opposes. Its merit is not considered.
The only question asked is "Whl
started it?"
The amazing boast is now and then
heard from some inscrutaDly small in,
dividual that he has killed a good
movement just because some other
person championed it. Many persons
Will go SO far as to injure their own
interests if by so doing they may spite
those whom they dislike. Those who
indulge this spirit seldom conceal the
fact. and no one who exhibits it can
maintain the respect and confidence of
the public.
1t is the man who rises above this !
wretched plane t. whom the public !
must look. He may be misunderstood. /
aSSailed. and defeated for time, but !
he is big enough not to be thwarted /
He goes ahead Needless of the yelpings |
at his heels.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-24
WILL VsGETARIANlSM WIN?

Through the action of labor unions.
the boycott against the meat trust is
spreading to the principal cities OF
the Central West. 1t is not difficult
10 predict the ultimate outcome of
IniS attempt To bring a trust to a
realization of the principle that il
owes the people consideration beyond
The dollars and cents it NAV force
from them. Man is a selfish being
on the whole, whether as an individual
or in combination as a trust. 1t NAV
be an easy matter for the traGes-union-
lst TO forSwear the use of meat for
month, and live up to his VOW. but the
pleading OF self will be apt to obtain
The mastery at The end of mat tim.
and meat vii! again appear on his
table Weak indeed must be the trnst
which will be compelled to sue for
peace i'll so short a time 1t is not
improbable. also, that in adopting
vegetable diet the trades-unionist is
simply contributing to his enemy by !
way OF different artery.
This is not a new device for loosen |
ing the grip Of the trust. Bus lines, !
freight teaming, ferry service-in !
innumerable ways, individually anu .
collectively, has it been sought to
bust the trust" Yet in the end !
invariably is it written failure" I
Nevertheless the remedy lies with
the people, and national politics seem
TO be shaping toward the point where
this remedy will be applied.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-24
ARE BEST SELLERS" OF
HIGH LITERARY MERIT?

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hoi''hiE pH one WI" 'ia!iI'S 10 "e 'he
'dt"of oI several peSt-seiiirs movers
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MS Al"cA'-'e S""p' l nat - lie "S'
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"''ioh So'PA Win III eye To popular
taste anu 1" safes OBVIOUSLY SucA
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lhethahlt"I as the iliahii;, oi Sleel rams
ana pear no f'Aa'l'H 10 genuine Ii''-
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Maurice Hewlett has been best sell
Ter from the flrst. James Lane Aliens
DOORS are always best sellers. 1t
would take superior person indeed
10 say lhat Hewlett and Allen write I,
'raSh. nor 40 thelr books die.
"ilDerl farkers two best books,
lie seats OF the Mighty and The
'dsht OIL way both Canadian stories.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-01-24

Knocks by the Broadway Knocker.
All men who can bottle up their
wrath are not corkerS.
After a man is married he never
buys a hammock built for two.
It's so much easier to gossip about
people than to pray for them.
Some men can't even blame cigar
cites for their failure TO make good.
The hay fever victim appreciates
anything that is not to be sneezed at
All organs have stops-with the ex-
ception of feminine organs OF speech
To a man wealth means power; to
woman the pleasure of being envied.
y babbling brook is perhaps so
called because it can't keep its mouth
shut
In the nature of things wedding
isn't a wedding if it proceeds without
a hitch.
Many man who imagines he is a
born leader isn't even successful fol-
lower.
No man can afford to buy cham
'agne on a beer income unless he
owns brewery-New York Morning
Telegraph.