The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1910-08-30
AROUND THE COUNTY.
Items Of Interest Taken from the
Country Papers.

night with a negro, had his face
BACKED by a practical joker. Start
ing off in hurry in the morning he
caught sight of himself in the mir
ror; puzzled. he stopped and gazed,
and finally exclaimed; sBegorra,
they've woke the wrong man.
We're the country editor to snap
at all the inducements held out he
would soon become millionaire ac-
cording to literature Of the promot-
er who offers the snaps" If he
ran paper according to the popular
notion he would be in the poor house;
if he published all the items that
are told him he would be in jail half
the time and in the hospital the
other half. Exchange
Morgan Messenger: Frank Rea-
don of Glen Even, Sask, Can. was
Sunday visitor in Morgan. Mr..
Readon and family have been resid-
ing in Canada this summer where
Mr.. Readon has some land. In the
fall they expect to move to Salem,
Oregon. Mr.. Readon says that the
farmers in Canada who plowed their
lands last fall are getting a fair
crop, but where the land was plowed
this spring or not at all, the crops
are very poor.
Waverly Ia.) Independent: Say,
young man. yes and old men too,
as you stand on the corner making
impolite and improper remarks
about young girls as they pass by,
do you realize that some other foul
mouthed puppy may be standing on
the other corner making similar re-
marks about your sister, mother or
daughter? Never thought of it did
you? Treat every lady as a lady
until you know she doesn't deserve
it, then keep your mouth shut.
Window Citizen: Albert Glasen,
bell boy at Park hotel at Winona,
II years old, arose from a chair in
the hotel lobby upon which he had
fallen asleep. walked to the door
and went out upon the street. He
went to restaurant. bought two
sandwiches and returned to the
starting point. When he entered,
he was awakened and was startled
almost into Mysteries. He cried for
fifteen minutes. He explained he
was dreaming all the time and
remembered only in his dream that
he was buying sandwiches at the
restaurant.
st. Peter Herald: For week
past reports have been received in
st. Peter Of illegal shooting of game
at various places throughout the
county. Early in the week Deputy
Game Warden P. H. Jordan visited
Swan Lake, Middle Lake and Tim
Der Lake, but was unable to Sc
cure any evidence of any violations
of the law. 1t is understood, how
ever, that he has appointed six or
more deputy wardens who will re
main in the field until after the
opening of the season on September
7th. 1t is stated that all violations
of the law will be vigorously prose
cuted.
New Ulm Review: Women are
such forpetful and inconsistent
creatures. For instance: why is
it." asked a recently married New
Ulm woman of her husband, that
you can't ever get home at a reason
able hour?'' you are the cause Of
it; you got me into the habit" was
the answer. Before we were mar
ried you used to throw your arms
around my neck at two o'clock in
the morning, and say: Don't GO
darling, it's early yet, and now if ]
happ en- to stay It'll twelve o'clock it's
something awful" Bibs, who is
willing to swear to the truthfulness
of this story. wouldn't tell Our Man
the names of the party. The nasty
thing, so he is.
Harry Hill of Pennsylvania who
has been working in the harvest
fields around Morton this season
met with very painful and serious
accident while walking on the rail-
road track west of that village last
Friday night about 8 o'clock. AS
near as can be learned he was going
to the river to battle and in walking