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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29
Tho Explanation.

Old Podkins lay back in his chair
N calm content, and though his wife
was quite les him he was happy, for
she had not broken the silence for
nearly five minutes.
He had been married for fye-and-
twenty long years, and Mrs. Podlkins,
almost daily during "A of them, had
disturbed the domestic peace by q too
full exercise of her tonstle.
my dear" broke in Mrs. P.
thinking it time she said something to
interrupt the quiet, 81 see By the pa
pers that a petrifed jaw two yards
long has been found In Cornwall"
What" cried Podkins, starting up,
Now i know your secret. But you
never told me your ancestors came
from that part of the world"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29
In q Hurry.

In q Hurry.
It was Annals first visit. at the ~
side. She was only a little girl, and
very enthusiastic oyer the long-looksdt
for opportunity to 60 into the water.
They came too late the previous
day for a dip in the surf, 30 Anna war
up early. and as she put On her bath
ing suit while the rest were at breaks
fast some one questioned her ~ A
her haste.
We'll, you see" replied the thought
full child, Il want to hurry and 60 In
before go many people get In and goA
the water cold"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29

president OF the diocese admits until
the Worcester schools are through
People VINO visit him at Hartlebury
castle must expect women servants
q simple fare" Bishop Yeatman-
Siggs quotes with approval the old
lampoon:
A park without deer.
A cellar without beer,
A house without cheer.
Inc Bishop of Worcester lives here
winch wiz, he says, be more true than
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29

back ached intensely and I lost all
power Of control over the kidney Sc.
crettons. My health became greatly
run down and nothing helped. Doan's
Kidney Pills cured me and I have been
well ever since"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. 80 cents a
box goster.Milburn Co, Buffalo, N. z.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29
The BUSY prima Donna.

The Busy Prima Donna.
She plays the races with
That's what the papers say,
A ton of roses, more or less,
She carries every day
She takes a bath each morn in milk,
From Paris she must bring
The latest novelties In silk
How AN she learn to sing?
a million dollars she must SPEND
She got 1t in a will.
She has a lawsuit to defend
It's told with wondrous skill,
Each week or 30. the gossips aays.
She has to tilt O king.
She Is 30 busy day by day.
How can she learn to singr
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29
Robb;ng the Bishop Of His Beer

From the Westminster Q4ondon) Gazette.
The education act appears indirectly
70 have deprived q bishop of his beer.
The bishop Of Worcester reports that
tbs church day schools of his cathe-
6ral city IN confronted with demands
from che board Of education for i'm
provements costing $50, 900. He is deter
mined that the schools shall not go
under. because the city must remain
Faithful Worcester" For himself he
b resolved to practice such personal
economies al the expensive position Of
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29
Greatest GIFT Of An,

Greatest Gift Of AIT.
angel came to me n day and asid:
Chose, and thou must, what thou
.wouldest have instead
Of things nov granted; 4 thy choice
what wouldst thou have for all etern-
Prone fell I On my face in greatest fear.
The angel raised me with q gentle
hand.
Long have I known the struggles OF thy
What thou hast longed for, and I undsr-
stand.
thus Outraged by his voice humbiy
"'Tis not for riches nor for power I
Nor worldly ri fame nor social preatisa
All tR kesa' must end-are no more at tho
grave.
But this ! ask and crave for. 0 my
It Is the power which rules the worlds
And emDsss set all else" 7 know. and
Soft the angel said. "The greatest
Springfield Mass.o Republican.
Heroism.
IT'S hard to be a h~ero-that's to say. tho
kind who meets
The plaudits Of the multitude while riding
down the streets.
But maybe there are heroes in our every
day affairs
90 numerous that like as not you'll pass
them
It takes the hero instinct. when a fellow
falls from grace,
70 brace himself and make another start,
n hold the pace.
It takes h hero instinct to smile on n
play q part
In spite OF bitter memories that keep tug
ging at the heart.
II needs q man Of nerve to face the world
when luck goes wrong.
TO carry fortune well requires q nature
most as strong.
There are heroes in life's failures. There
are heroes in success.
In fact, most everybody is a hero more or
less.
Washington Star
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29
He win Pass.

From the Washington Star.
Have you ever contributed to the
happiness of you feIlowman?" asked
The very serious person. Sure I have
answered the sardonic citizen. II am
ne of the policy holders whos pre-
niums bought fancy dinners and paid
family PENSIONS
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29
spoHN,s DJsrBNpFp CI1Pr

sPOHN's DISTEMPER CURE VIII
cure any possible case of DISTEMPER,
PINK EYE, and the like among horses
Of all ages, and prevents all Others in the
same stable from having the disease. Also
cures chicken cholera, and dog distemper.
ANY good druggist can supply you, or send
70 mfrs. 80 cents and Sl.O0 a bottle. Agents
granted, Free book. Spohn Medical Co..
Hpeo. Contagious Diseases. Goshen, Ind.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29

at the first sign
Of trouble. They cure
all kidney ills.
Mrs. L. e. Wilcox,
81 w. Cherokee St.,
MoAiester, Okla,
says: Il was seized
with an awful at
fack of kidDev tro,,.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29
His Only Afnlction.

Have you ever had writer'a
cramp7" asked the beautiful maiden.
NO." replied the poet, "but I've
often had writer's kink."
Writer'S kink7 What is tbat7'
It's a trouble that consists OF the
kinking Of the stomach around the
spine, due to non-eating."
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29

Seventeen Years the Standard.
Prescribed and recommended for
Women's Ailments. A scientifically pre-
pared remecy of proven worth. The
result from their use is quick and per-
manent. For sale at all Drug Stores.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29
DON'T NEGLECT YOUR KIDNEYS.

Little kidney troubles gradually
grow moro serious and pave the way
10 dropsy. diabetes and fatal Bright's
disease. Begin using Doan's Kidney
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29
An overworked IMAGINATION.

From the Detroit Free Press,
DO you think Shoppers would make
q good detective?"
Too good! He's always getting on
to things that never happen at ALI"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29
increase o4 commerce.

incfSasI q E-oTTTcTce.
The commerce Of the port of New
York has had a growth Of 62 per cent.
In the last ten years.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29

Happiness grows at our own fire
sides, and is not to be picked up In
strangers gailertes.-Douglas Jerrold
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29

Most politicians claim the silent
SO long as it keeps silent.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29

Woman's sphere now seems to be the
whole earth.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29

An Irony of Fate.
He never failed to follow
Good medical advice.
He boiled his drinking water
And kept it free from Ice.
He turned from tea and coffee
He spurned the flowing bowl
He never let tobacco mar
His placid self-control.
A sudden shower caught him
And wet him to the skin.
A microbe landed and they called
The undertaken In.
The undertaken was a man
With years upon his head.
the young folks nowadays don't izS
Like us old boys" he said.
IT live without a fear of cold
And eat what I should not.
That worry microbe is, / fear,
The deadliest of the lot"
Washington Star.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29
The Part of II.

~ wonder If that sour Miss Oldgirl
yer had any salad days?"
" am sure she had the vinegar and
peDpeTy part OF them"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29
+ no Il \ 4 ! ! r

what Liver or Bowel medicine yoa
arc using stop IL nos0. Get a loo
box-week's ssezssment-of CAS-
CARETS today srora your druggist
and learn how easily, naturally saa
delightfully."- yogr Ever can be made
to work, and your bos0els move every
day. There's netO life in every box.
CASGARETS are n%ature's helper.
You will sec Che d~ifferencei ss
cASCAREsrs roc G boz for a weeks
treatment, ali druggists, Biggest seller
IN the world. Miilion boxes a month.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29

DR.. MARTEL's FEMALE PILLS,
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29

IF Your Eyes Bother You
sst 9 box of PETTIT'S EYE sALVE, old
Reliable, most successful eye remedy made.
all druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, NY.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29

GA6p Un1I1ls 4mSG9a laE. EEa#-
Brookville, Ohio.-"I was irregular
and extremely nervous. A neighbor
recommended Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound to me and 1 have
become regular and my nerves are
much better. Mrs. r. KNNIsoH,
Brookyille, Ohio.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotic or harm
eul drugs, and to-day holds the record
Tor the largest number Of actual cures
Of female diseases we know of. and
thousands Of voluntary testimonials
an on file In the Pinkham laboratory
et Lynn, Mass, from women who have
been cured from almost every form of
female complaints, Inflammation, ul-
peration, displacements fbroid tumors,
Irregularities, periodic pains, backache,
Indigestion and nervous prostration.
Eyery suffering woman owes it to her
een to give Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound q trial
II yOu want special advice write
rs.Ptnkham, Lynn, Mass.,f0rU
% u ffee and always helpful
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children %teething, softenstb the gums, redueesin-
kamnation .aliay 8 palm, cures wind collie. 25ca bottle
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29
AFTER
SUFFERING
FOR YEARS
Cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable C01nn0mnd
Park Rapids, Minn.-ssI was s

nn.-l was SICK Tor
years while passing
through the Change
of Life and was
hardly able to be
around. After TAX
ing six bottles of
Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound I gained 90
pounds, am now
able to do my W
work and feel
well."-M Mrs. Ed.
LA DoU, Park Rap
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29

important 10 Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
Bears the s--~aaS
Signature Of lAM2AlzM
In Use For Over so Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-09-29

Toe much STACEY can tangle Itself
more than 1t can fool others.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-19
A Pearl Strineer's Keen Eye.

The pearl stringer's eye becomes
practiced in the detection of real and
imitation pearls. One glance Is usually
sufficient. A genuine pearl has a hard
look. 1t presents sort of shell-like
surface with an indescribable blush.
This blush is so cleverly counterfeited
in wax limitations that even those who
are accustomed to handling pearls day
after day are likely to BE- deceived.
In one of the large New York jew
elry houses last winter customer
purchased hand painted miniature
set in frame of imitation pearls.
On examination it was found that sew
eral of the pearls had been slightly
defaced. and the whole thing was sent
to the manufacturing rooms for re-
pairs. BY chance it came under the
eye of one Of the pearl stringers. who
instantly detected four genuine pearls
in the circle of initial ton ones about
the picture. The frame had passed
through a dozen expert hands with.
out any ones noticing the presence
of real pearls. No one could account
for their being there. If they had not
been detected the purchaser Of the
frame would have had a bargain. for
the four genuine pearls were worth
many times more than the picture
and the rest of its setting.-New York
Cribnne
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-19
Spirit Of Young America.

A teacher in a Philadelphia public
school narrated the following account
of how an aspiring young Italian citi-
zen was beginning to show the effects
of an American environment. The
story. which was told at teachers as
ISOLATION meeting. runs something like
this:
Tony had been away from school
about a week. and when be showed up
one morning the teacher asked him
where be had been.
Il ran away" said Tony.
Ran away! What did you do that
FORE" asked the teacher
My father was going to lick me, so
l thought I'd run away" was the re-
ply.
The teacher by further questioning
brought out the fact that Tony for
some tritling dereliction = had been
threatened with beating and had
stayed away from home the best part
of week.
But your father has the right to
whip you," said the teacher.
''Yes, be may" added Tony, but I
was born in this country, and l don't
want no foreigners to lick me."-Pitts.
burg Chronicle-Telegraph.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-19
Costa Rican Volcanoes.

Costa RIGA has been subject to earth
quakes for many years. Part of the
republic is exceedingly mountainous.
and in this part of the country there
are more than a score of volcanoes.
some of them dead, but few that
break out periodically. There are
three or four that have been active
for more than century. Some of
these are near San Jose, the capital.
Costa Ricans have always believed that
earthquakes, which the country has ex-
perienced ever since it was first set
tied by Spanish adventures. were
caused by the volcanoes. There is
good ground for this belief. because it
has been noticed that earthquakes of
more or less intensity followed the &C.
tivity Of these volcanoes. If the vol
canic eruptions were violent the earth
quakes were CORRESPONDENCE SEVERE
Washington Post.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-19
JUDGE c.. w. STANTON
Non Partisan Candidate for Judge of
Fifteenth Judicial District
Old Enough to Be Good,

He was a liquid eyed Spanard en-
tour through Italy. She was New
England maiden lady doing Florence
They met first ut The pension table
dhote and next in tile UtizZi gallery.
1.-THE madonna of which you spoke"
said the liquid eyed Spaniard. lis
across the hall and down to the right
two doors. II hangs in gallery g."
"According to my Raedeker," pro.
tested the New England maiden lady.
lit hangs in gallery s.
pardon. 1t is impossible protest
ed the Spaniard. 1T stands here in
my Baedeker that it is to be found in
gallery 81
'Perhaps," said the New England
maiden. "your book is out of date But
it is easy to assure ourselves who is
right. Let us so to gallery 3 or to gal
lery and see."
MADAME" said the Spaniard. with
some emotion. lit is not necessary to
exert ourselves. This book. madame
is perfectly reliable. My grandfather
himself assured me So 1t is the very
volume that he used when he himself
toured Italy at my age."- Detroit Free
Press.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-19
A Witty Retort.

A good story is told Of two great
1rishmen. the late Archbishop Plunket
and Father Healy, the we'll known
parish priest of Bray. Making their
way together to Bray railroad station
one morning. the priest urged that
they should hurry. but the prelate's
appeal to his watch convinced him
that they had ample time. They ar.
rived to see the train for Dublin dis
appearing. The archbishop's apollo
gies we're lavish. He pleaded that he
had always had unbounded faith in
his watch. my dear Lord Plunket,"
was Father Healy's rejoinder. faith
won't do without the good, works.
Blackwood's Magazine.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-19
Alkarazza,

AlkaraZza is the name given to YES
sells CT very porous earthenware which
when filled with water are always
moist outside and owing to the evapo-
ration Of the water on their surface al
ways keep their contents cool. Aka
razza can be made from any good pot
ter's clay by mixing with it 10 per
cent of its weight. dry. of very fine
sawdust and then working it. On
burning the sawdust is destroyed and
the clay thereby left porous.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-19
WELLMAN PARTY
RESCUED At SEA
Picked Up By Steamer Off
Cape Hatteras.
FAD DRlFTED FAR SOUTH

Adverse Winds Drove Big Balloon Far
Out of Its Course and 1t Was Aban.
doned Off the North Carolina Coast.
Total Distance Covered Appears to
Have Been Approximately $50 Miles.
New York, Oct. ia wireless mes.
sage to the New York Times from
Captain Dowd of the Royal Mail
steamer Trent says that the Trent
picked up Walter Wellman and the
crew of the America. The airship
had been abandoned. The rescue was
made in latitude 35.43, longitude 68.1S.
The position reported by Captain
Dowd indicates that Wellman and his
crew were picked up at point about
$50 miles due east of Cape Hatteras
on the North Caroline coast.
The wireless message received by
Sandison & Son, local agents of the
Royal Mail steamship packet line, ply.
ing between New York and Cuba and
Bermuda, was signed by Commander
Dowd of the steamer Trent and re-
ceived as follows:
AT a. m. sighted Wellman's air.
ship America in distress. Signals by
Morse code that she required assist
ance and help. After three hours
maneuvering and fresh winds blow
ing got Wellman with entire crew of
five and cat. They were hauled safe
ly on board. All are we'll. America
was abandoned in latitude 35.45 north.
longitude 6S18 west"
The departure from Atlantic City
occurred at o'clock last Saturday
morning. The course taken by the
airship up to the time of it's wreck
shows to what extent it was the prey
of the wind and weather. On Satur-
day morning it was 800 miles north
west of Atlantic City, off the Nan
tucket lightship. On Monday it must
have encountered strong winds from
the northwsrd, as it was driven $50
miles southwark, finally bringing up
east of the North Carolina coast. Here
it was entirely outside of the range of
transatlantic steamers going between
New York and Boston, Philadelphia
and other points to the leading ports
of Europe.
The dispatches thus far give only
the essential facts of the rescue.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-19
POLITICIANS NEAR DEATH

Elevator at Milwaukee Falls Three
Stories.
Milwaukee, Oct. 19.-F. E. McGov-
ern, candidate for governor on the Re-
publican ticket, with two other state
candidates and five members of the
state central committee, narrowly
escaped death when the elevator in
which they were riding fell three stor-
les in an office building.
The state central committee, meet
ing of which they were then about to
attend, passed resolutions mourning
the death of Senator Dolliver.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-19
La Toilette Able to Sit Up.

Rochester, MIMI, Oct. Ex-senator
Robert M. Lafollette has so far i'm
proved from his operation of two
weeks ago as to be able to sit up a
short time each day. He continues to
show some Improvement. The news
of the sudden death of Senator Dolli.
YER visibly affected Senator La Fol-
lette and was great shock which
gave him a slight setback
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-19
Couldn't Forget 1t.

"Saturday night some miscreant lug
ged off whole cord Of my wood. and
somehow | can't forget about it," de-
clared Siias.
"Have you tried to forget it?" in
quired his friend.
Yes. Sunday morning l went to
church. hoping l could get it off my
mind. and before had been there five
minutes the choir started in singing
The Lost Chord so l got OUT
Judge
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-19
MAKING Money Two Waxs.

Our five cent pieces. Of course. are
merely tokens. deriving their purchas-
ing power from the fiat Of the treas
ury The metal blanks for them cost
only about IA cents a hundred When
the expense of stamping the designs
upon them is added they come to
something like $3.5lO a million that is
to say. for this amount the government
produces $4,000 worth of nickels.
making clear profit of SAG 400 on the
transaction. Saturday Evening Post.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-19
Four Miners Meet Death,

Marquette, Mich, Oct. 19.-Four
men who were being hoisted to the
surface were killed at the Cleveland
Cliff Iron companys North Lake mine.
near Ishpeming, when the bucket Oh
which they were seated was over
turned. They were hurled $50 feet to
the bottom of the shaft.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-19
Happiness consists largely In being
too busy to he NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
MaIIeabIe Glass Of tho Eovntian

MaI1eable Glass OF tho Egyptians.
Strabo and Josephus both affirm that
the Egyptian glass workers were so
well skilled in their art that they imi-
tated the amethyst and other precious
stones to perfection. Malleable glass
was one of the secret arts of the an
clients, the formula for making it being
now reckoned as lost. Strabo men
lions a cup Of glass which could be
hammered into any desired shape, the
material of which it was composed be-
Ing as ductile as lead.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-19
LOST-A bunch of keys. Finder
leave at Pioneer office.
MISCELLANEOUS

let the cutting
stamping and ranking in medium
sized ranks made soft from fire all
the wood on my place N. E. Il
Sec. "a Town of Eckles Beltrami
Co. MINI. Also the piling and
burning of slashings and other
rubbish that may be on the ground.
Address M. J. Lehman LaKeirlee
MINI.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-19
MRS. WELLMAN IS thankful
News Of Husbands Safety communi-
Gated to Wife.

CdICu 20 VuSs
Philadelphia, Oct. 19.-When in
formed by long distance telephone of
the news of the rescue of Walter Well
man and his crew Mrs. Wellman, who
was in her room in an Atlantic City
hotel, exclaimed:
"Thank God for the good news.
am overjoyed to learn that my hus-
band and the brave men with him are
SAFE"
Mrs. Wellman was eager for partic-
ulars and expressed deep regret when
informed that the America had been
abandoned.
Shipping men here say the Trent
left Bermuda Monday and must have
been 400 or 500 miles south of Sandy
Hook when the Wellman party was
encountered.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-19
TAFT VISITS ELLIS ISLAND
Inspects Method of Handling Newly

inspects Method of Handling Newly
Arrived Immigrants.
New York, Oct 19.-The method of
handling immigrants upon their ar
rival on these shores was explained
at first hand to President Taft at Ellis
island
Accompanied by Secretary Nagel of
the department of commerce and la
Dor and Commissioner of immigration
Williams the president was taken to
the station on the department cutter
Immigrant for an inspection tour.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-19
Reckless Gambling.

"I'm afraid my husband is develop
ing the gambling instinct" sobbed the
bride.
whats the matter. dear? Has he
been playing poker?"
mo. but yesterday he offered to
match pennies with Brother Frank to
determine which one should pay the
car "-Detroit Free Press.