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The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1910-09-30
Victim Of Drink Needs Orrine

Drink cnnnneiy destroys the will
power and while the drunkard wants
to do what you tel h'u, he wants
thousand times more the drink that
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essary. Orrine Wilt destroy the de-
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not be missed and restores the pat
lent 10 heaitn
This remedy is thoroughly scienti-
fc aud Is 50 uniformly successful
that Il Is sold 6fth a registered guar
antee to refund yohH money II II fails
10 effect a cure Booklet on How TO
Cure Drunkenness" free on request.
The Orrine company, s54 Orrine
building. Washington. d. G. Sold In
this city by b. A. Quinlan, 1903 North
street % 4
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1910-09-30
SAYS HE CAN RAISE THE MAINE

Contractor John F. o'Rourke's Plan
TO Receive Serious Consideration
Washington, Sept. 30.-John F. o.
Roafke head of the oRourke Con-
structi6n company Of New York and
one OF the contractors who thinks
that he can raise the battleship
Maine from the mud Of Havana haf'
Dor. called AZ the White House We'd
nesday afternoon but could not see
the president. Mr.. ORourke had a
long tax. however. with Attorney
General Wickersham asting secretary
OF war Oliver and Gen. Leonard
Wood. chief Of staff His scheme for
raising the Maine will receive seri.
Gus consideration. but according 10
White House officials, has not been
accepted yet.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1910-09-30
GOLD IN BLACK STATE
Placer Discovery on Kena River Re.
ported from Seward. Alaska.

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ported from Seward. Alaska.
Tacoma. Sept SO.-A cable des.
a itch from Seward. Alaska. SAYS that
y. nn Is excited over marvellous
l,Sh 'or discovered on the Konai Riv.
- - The gold is found In black
a.. formation HERETOFORE overlook.
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sew3sE fter exploring the Kenai
Rivs,- ssssn source to mouth. lie de.
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nosltion Naska. Tho gold origl.
nntss L. - " Creek. the new head
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md the river i. ing company U S0~ opcrn ~
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rich ground TO wor, ,ro. ~" h,s LIE 'V =,
nation found on tie, ''A ''"0"'s' d"
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The daily Alaskan., 1910-05-27
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The daily Alaskan., 1910-05-27
WHAT'S THU usgf

What IS the use R walking when
you can cau az IgeB aad Set ride
la tha bagke Phone Sc T.
WHATS tha use Of burning green
weed when y0u can cau up ISisn and
Es, a rick o. dry wood delivered Al
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The daily Alaskan., 1910-05-27
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The daily Alaskan., 1910-05-27
GRAND REDUCTION or STOCK
SALE

The Paek Train = nov selling
big los Os Good Goods a. reduced
prizes as thsy are setting too old
q hold ana sen a. a pEoit Yours.
Herman GTinm
The daily Alaskan., 1910-05-27
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Two Factors Enter In The Question OF Successful Investment,
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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-06-16
Lynch-EngelS.

Delavan Republican. June 8: Mr.
Joseph J. Lynch, a substantial young
business man of the we'll known firm of
Lynch Brothers, of this city, was
married Tuesday, June 7, in the Holy
Name Cathedral, Chicago, to Miss Clara
Engels, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
Joseph Engels of Mineral Point
Mrs. Lynch visited in Delavan about
year ago and is we'll known by many
friends who met her at that time She
is young lady of many estimable quail;
tiles, with a wide circle Of friends in
Chicago and Mineral Point. We well
come Mrs. Lynch to Delavan.
Mr.. Lynch, the junior member of the
above mentioned firm, is one of Della
vans substantial and progressive young
business men, who is we'll thought of in
business and social circles and endowed
with the necessary qualifications to
make success of what ever he under
takes.
With many friends the Republican
extends heartiest congratulations to Mr.
and Mrs. Lynch and wishes for them
happiness and prosperity.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-06-16
Children's Day at the Primitive
Methodist Church.

The second Sunday Of June has been
designated as Children's Day and is
generally observed throughout the land.
The Primitive Methodist Sunday
school Of this city held successful SER
vices and the crowded congregation
seemed to be delighted with the entire
program. The Primary and Inter
mediate departments rendered very
choice exercises and the choir, re-
enforced by the older members of the
school, sang quite effectively.
The school is strong in it's several
Children of families not
affiliated with any other of the city s
churches Or Sunday schools will be
welcomed among us. w J. G. BOND,
Pastor and S. S. Supt.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-06-16
THURSDAY, JUNE Is, 1910.
LOCAL NEWS ITEMS.

Willard Seaman who is employed as
timer and plumber at Freeport, came
up last week for a short visit at home.
6. HI. Ehrlinger of GAINESVILLE visited
in Mineral Point last week. He was a
guest at the Mrs. ]. A. Spratler home.
Miss Amy Woolrich is visiting friends
in Chicago.
Mrs. Henry Kramer and daughter
Elizabeth are here from Anoka, Mimi,
for visit at the home of Mrs. Kramer S
brother Frank Ivey.
The Loyal Temperance Legion will
meet Wednesday, June %, at clock.
Walter Benson and John Ralph are
in Chicago buying goods for the White
House store.
DIR. Willis and wife of Linden visited
at the home of Mrs. M E. Taylor Wed :
nesday of last week.
Phil Baxter and wife were in from
Cobb on Flag Day.
Mrs Hiram Smith and daughter Mrs.
Samuel Jenkin arrived here last week
from Kewanee, I'll. Mrs. Jenkin has
returned to her home, and Mrs. Smith
remains here for visit with her
daughter Mrs. Richard Hoare.
Mrs. Anna Richards and daughter
started for their home in Hastings,
Nebraska, after visit with Mrs. Edith
Harwick, sister Of Mrs. Richards.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. B. Reynolds left to-
day, Wednesday, for Chicago to attend
the graduation of their daughter Miss
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-06-16
Poll Tax.

Section 1910 Of the Revised Statues
provides that poll tax of $1.50 shall be
paid by every male inhabitant of each
town or superintendent district over 81
years and under so years except as fol
lows:
Soldiers and marines who served the
government in the civil war;
Members of the Wisconsin National
Guard and honorably discharged mem
bers thereof who have served five years
or been so discharged by reason of in
jury received in the line Of duty;
Firemen holding certificates. of mem
bership in any organized fire company
paupers, idiots, lunatics and officers
and employees of the state prison.
In accordance with the above the
Common Council at the meeting held
May %, adopted the following resolu-
ton: Resolved by the Common
Council of the city of Mineral Point
that the street commissioner of this city
be authorized to collect the poll tax
for this year and may collect the same
in money Or labor, and add to such list
all names properly to be placed there
on -
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-06-16

Maud from the American conservatory
of music and drawing.
Miss Nora O'Dowd, teacher in the
primary department of the Livingston
schools, is spending her vacation at the
home of her parents in this city.
A class of twenty five will receive
their first Holy Communion at st.
Mary's Catholic church next Sunday,
June 10. Early mass will begin at
o'clock and late mass at o'clock.
Charles Thrasher is building a house
in the south part of town.
George Earlinger of GAINESVILLE was
recently a visitor at the home of Mrs.
J. A. Spratler.
William Cork of Spring Green visited
here last week with his brother Fred
L. Cork and other relatives. "Will''
accompanies Eugene Chain, the great
lecturer, and with fine musical powers
stirs the people up in the cause OF
temperance.
Miss Mary White, daughter of Mr.
and Mrs. A. L. White, graduated from
the Cathedral high school at Sioux City
last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walton of Kewanee
who have been guests at the P. M
Parsonage, left for GAINESVILLE on Tues
day. Mrs. Walton is Mrs. Bond {
sister.
Miss Beulah Lanyon of Oakland
California, is here visiting her aunt
Mrs. Samuel Hooking.
Samuel Hooking is in Chicago attend
ing a reunion of his family.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-06-16
POtter-VOSS.

AT the home of the brides parents
Mr.. and Mrs. E. E. Voss, at high moor
on Wednesday, June Is, 1910, Mr.
Clarence C. Potter and Miss Elizabeth
E. Voss were united in the holy bonds
Of matrimony by Rev. M. Chase of
Trinity church.
The wedding was quiet, only i'm
mediate relatives being present.
Mr.. and Mrs. Potter took the 1 &c
p. m. train for a wedding tour. The
The good wishes Of our people, who
hold them in high regard, go with
them.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-06-16
Subscribers Must PAY.

AT the recent meeting of the Illinois
Daily Newspaper association an address
was made by 81. M. Bacon, superintend-
emit of the classification division of the
postoffice department, Supt. Bacon
announced that the Illinois publishers
would be required to at once put their
subscriptions lists under the regulation
of the department, refusing the mails to
subscribers three months in arrears
Failure to comply would mean a cita-
ton to appear in Washington and show
cause why the privilege to use second
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-06-16
THE MARRIAGE RECORD
Mitchell-BanlbrOugh.

Married, at Trinity rectory, on We'd
nesday, June 8, 1910, by Rev. March
Chase, Mr. James j. Mitchell and Miss
Florence Bambrough; both of Mineral
Point.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mitchell have gone to
housekeeping in new house on Miner
al street. in the first ward. They are
worthy young people, and have many
friends, who wish them good fortune
and happiness.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-06-16
If you have
never

worn garments from our shop,
we urge you to investigate
their merits. You cannot do
yourself a greater favor than
to learn what correctly fitted
clothes feel like, and be able
to note what a difference they
will make III your appearance.
When you wear them you
will realize how much of their
goodness is where you cannot
see It. The fine materials
and tailoring which are the
foundation of all Our Clothes
keep them in shape until
they are worn threadbare.
Our guarantee relieves you of
every element of risk. Come
IN and find out that this. is
really YOUR store, ''The
Home of Honest Values. !"
Never forget that you are cal
ways welcome, buy or not
G. VARLIN,
Mineral Point. Reliable Clothier.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-06-16
PASSED FROM THIS LIFE
Mrs. Robert Ansley.

On Tuesday Mr.. and Mrs. W. A.
Jones received a telegram from Mrs.
Jones brother, Robert Ansiey, an
nouncing the death of his wife at Lake
Wood, N. J. The funeral will be held
at Warren, Rhode Island.
Mrs. Ansley will be remembered in
Mineral Point, as she visited here in
company with her husband at the
Jones home.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-06-16

class mail rate sshould not be revoked
Under the strict ruling of the depart
ment there is no alternative for the
publisher except advance payment from
subscribers, this the newspaper associa-
ton will do. A time limit was fixed
upon which all publishers agreed to
come within the requirements of the
department.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-06-16
A GOOD OPPORTUNITY
John HibeI's Commission Business
and Dwelling at Highland
for Sa1e

A great opportunity is offered to any
person who wishes to engage in the grain bust
ness. Highland is a rapidly growing town, with
a present population of 1900, and John Hibel's
business there is for sale. The property in
cludes:
A two story frame dwellings, modern home;
lot 75x250 feet; cellar under all the house.
A two-story grain elevator; dynamo installed
and power taken from the Kennedy mill.
A one story machine shed 24x7O feet.
A salt house, 16x5O feet.
A lime house; coal shed and cement house.
The stock will be sold at cost after invoicing.
For full particulars inquire of John Delaney,
Highland Wis, or the Mineral Point Real Es-
tate Agency, Mineral Point, Wis.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-06-16

Oscar Banfeld of Cuba City was a
business caller here this week.
Mrs. M. L. White and Mrs. r. G..
White spent Tuesday at Monroe.
Miss Mayme Mitchell and Mrs. W.
Porter of Butte, Mont. arrived here
Tuesday evening for visit with rela-
tives.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-06-16
Temperance Address.

J. L. Sizer will deliver an address at
Good Templar hall, Mineral Point on
Thursday evening, June 16. Mr.. Sizer
is an able and interesting speaker.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-06-16
SCHOOL BOARD.
Henry Culver Employed, to Fill
Vacancy in High School
Faculty.

Mineral Point, Wis, June 6, 1910
A regular meeting of the School Board
held this day in the council chamber.
Called to order by President Fielder.
Members present Commissioners
Knight, Gibbon, Chamley, Gratiot.
Minutes of last regular and special
meetings read and approved
The following bills were audited by
the finance committee and on motion of
Knight were allowed and ordered paid !:
Grimm Book Bindery, books for library S44 IS
M. j. Burns, Jan1tor. ....................... 90
NJ. P Dray Co, freight and drayage. - | 81
Gundry q Gray Co., ribbon ,.....,........ l 80
Tribune, tickets l.75, printing S4.65..... 40
SOndan Speciality Mig Co., dlSenfectant.. 16 80
Alex Metz, sundries. -. ......... ...... $50
W. Argall, hauling ashes. -. -. 500
j. j. HanScOm Co., paper .......... :. :. 60
Crawford Bros, folders ........ $50
Electric Light Co., light Observation-Disclosures. 39S
The committee on teachers and en-
ployes made verbal report of having
rendered the position of first assistant in
! the high school to Harry Culver at 800
per month.
Moved by Knight that the action of
on teachers and employees be ratified.
Motion carried.
On motion Board adjourned.
Attest WIN. P. BLISS, Clerk.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-06-16
Hand Separator Cream.

For all hand separated cream delivered
at the Mineral Point Creamery will be
paid this week, ending June Is, 273c per
ID. for butter fat.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-06-16

when you want something choice in the
line of Fresh and Cured Meats.
ENZENRoTH & JACKA.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-06-16
There is no connection

There is no connection
between our work and that
done by inexperienced plumb
ers. Don't you know it's one
of the easiest things in the
world for a plumber to make
work" by not doing his work
properly.
Guaranteed Plumbing
is the kind of work we do, and
it will stay done, unless you
take a pickax and break it
down. When you have a job
of plumbing, steam, gas, or
heating, to be done, send for
us.
Mt. MARTIN HWD co.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-06-16
You Will Find

it to your interest to trade at the meat
market Of Enzenroth & Jacka. Phone
II.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-06-16
GET A CALORIC
FireIess Cook Stove

You will be amazed at the seemingly
impossible things it does BAKES cake,
pie, bread, biscuit, ETC. BOASTS meat.
chicken, game, ETC., without any heat
whatever except that supplied by the
patented radiators, as well as steams,
stews, boils, etc.
A wonderful kitchen help-economic-
al, convenient and comfort to use, and
with practically no effort or trouble,
have more perfectly cooked meals than
possible in any other way. We posi-
lively guarantee the g CALORIC'' to do
all we claim. Absolutely sanitary.
Full set of solid aluminium utensils and
100 page cook book.
Learn how to reduce your meat and
grocery bills. Come in, let us explain
The "Caloric" to you.
JOS. II. Stephenson
Mineral Point, Wisconsin.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-06-16
ChAS. WlNN.
HERMAN WIESEN,

FASHIONABLE BARBER SHOP,
South side OF High Street, Mineral Point, Wis
Patronage respectfully solicited and salts
faction guaranteed.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-08
A WONDERFUL SNAKE.
Il DsTsd ths Attacks Of the Serpent
kiIlinq louana.

Il DsFsd The Attacks Of the Serpent
Killing lsuana.
Snakes on the pampas Of South
America have many enemies. Burrow-
ing owls feed on them, and so do herons
and storks, which kill them with
blow Of their javelin beaks. The ty-
rant bird picks up the young snake by
the tail and, flying to a branch or
stone, uses the reptile as fail until
its life is battered out The large liz
ard Of the pampas, the iguana, is a ia
nous snake killer. II smites the snake
to death with Its powerful tail. Mr..
Hudson in his Naturalist In La Pla-
Ia" tells this story:
One day a friend Of mine was riding
out looking after his cattle. One end
Of his lasso was attached to bis saddle.
and the remainder Of the forty foot
line was allowed to trail on the ground.
The rider noticed large iguana lying
apparently asleep. and. although he
rode within a few inches, II did not
STIR But no sooner had the rider pass
ed than the trailing lasso attracted
the lizards attention. II dashed after
the slowly moving rope and dealt It
a succession of violent blows with It's
tail. When the whole of the lasso,
several yards Of which had been pound
ed In vain, had passed by, the iguana,
with upllfted head, gazed after It with
astonishment. Never had such n won-
derfui snake crossed It's path before.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-08
A Quick Witted Doctor.

A French surgeon who was oncesat-
tending sultan resorted to an expe-
dent which. although efiicacious.
might have resulted In his own death.
lie had been commissioned to bleed
the grand seignior and either through
timidity or nervousness had met with
an awkward accident. The point Of
the lancet broke or In the vein. and
the blood would not 6ow. That point
must be got out somehow. without
stopping to consider the consequences
to himself, the surgeon gave his high.
ness violent slap In the face. This
produced the desired effect, for sur
prise and indignation on the part Of
his august patient put the blood into
violent circulation. The vein bled
freely. and the lancet point came out.
The bystanders were about to lay
hands on the surgeon when he said,
First let me finish the operation and
bandage the wound" This done, he
threw himself at the feet Of the sultan
and explained his action.
The sultan not only pardoned him.
but gave him a handsome reward for
keeping his wits about him in crit.
ical moment.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-08

Pens and furniture used In the sign
ing OF famous treaties and documents
recall Archibald Forbes experience
after Sedan. After witnessing Napo.
Icons Interview with Bismarck at n
wayside cottage and his subsequent
surrender Forbes aud a follow war
correspondent slept at the chateau
which the fallen emperor had occupied
the night before. The bedroom was
Just as Napoleon Ind left Il aud by the
bed tho open book with which he had
read himself TO sleep. II was Lytton's
Last OF the Barons." sitting at tho
adjoining writing table. Forbes wrote
his dispatch. while his companion
gnnwcd at hain bone. their sole re-
mnindcr OF food. Irate at tho little
eating Il furnished. he dung u across
the room and upset tho lnkstnnd into
which Forbes was dipping. When
Forbes revisited the chateau q month
or 30 later the inkstain was polluted
ont M caused by Napoleon's rage on
learning the German terms Of peacel-
London Chronicle.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-08
The Order Pleased the Cook.

Tho following story is told on mis-
sionnry OF the China inland mission. a
bachelor keeping house for himself In
the southern part Of China: One morn.
Ing In ordering his dinner he wished
TO tell his cook 10 buy chicken. In
stead Of saying ''ye" for chicken he
aspirated the word. saying. Buy me u
che" His cook thought that was an
eminently proper command and went
about his marketing IN high good hu'
NOR. At noon the missionary found
no chicken cooked-in fact. no dinner
at all. for his cook had not returned.
About dark the man came back. say
Ing: This was not good day for buy
Ing wives. and l have been all day
looking for one. but at last ! found
one for you. She Is rather old aud not
pretty. but you can have her cheap. l
have promised $40 for her."
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-08
THE HEDGEHOG.
Tactics Il Employs In Making . Meal
Of an Adder.

Tactics Il Employs In Making . Meal
Of an Adder.
The hedgehog Is the possessor Of
tastes which, like Sam weller's knowl.
edge of London, are extensive and pc
culiar." says the Scotsman. Scorning
fastidlousness, II can make a hearty
meal Of nearly any insect and Ii one
Of the vertebratcs which can tackle
the cockroach. For efYectual exter-
mination Of beetles and crickets II In
as useful as q mongoose among the
rats, but II Is not generally known that
II has a partiality toward snakes and
addcrs.
The methods II employs for the at
tack are interesting. Having como
upon the adder. II goads that reptile
to the offensive and mt the FIRST dart
Immediately rolls into ball. Tho ad-
der Is then left to attack the spincs.
In which encounter II naturally comes
or second best. After awhile, when
the hedgehog feels that his antagonist
has exhausted his power. Il once moro
opens out and makes n bite nj the nd
dcr's back. thereby breaking It's spine.
II then proceeds TO crunch the whole
Of the reptiles body by means Of It's
powerful jaws. and after that II is
said 10 start at the tail and devour Its
prey.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-08

A gentleman stepping ON board Of
an ocean bound steamer Just before
she started inquired Of the captain
where the old steward was. "Oh." re-
piled the captain. he was discharged
some time ago" "Why did he leavef
He seemed first rate fellow" "weli.
to tell the truth. he got too big for
bis breeches and we had to get rid
Of him." This was overheard by a
bright little girl. the daughter Of one
Of the passengers on the steamer. Soon
after another passenger arrived. and.
after looking around. said, Il don't
see the old steward. What has be-
come Of himY' II think he was dis
charged" said some one. "what forf"
~ know" said the little girl. "but
do not like to tell" "Oh. but you may
tell me. surely" said the passenger
kindly. The modest little maiden
hung her head and slowly answered.
"'Cause his trousers were too short"
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-04-08
Subtle Fisttery.

Walters Nos. I aud 2 peepcd out at
the baldhcadcd man. then ducked be.
hind the screen.
"None Of him for NO." said Waiter
No. !. "IIe doesn't tip"
'Same here" said Waiter No. 2.
"I'li Ok him." said Waiter No. 3.
He took an order for soup. Before
serving Il no showed tho two mutt.
necrs a hair floating ON the surface Of
the soup. They marveled then. and
they marvelcd still more when at tho
end Of tho baldheaded mans dinner
the walter returned with a dollar bill.
"Ninety-nine baldheaded men In a
hundred can DO worked that way" he
said. "If the customer doesn't SEQ the
hair himself I call his attention TO Il
and make him think II fell out Of his
own head. The fact that he had a
hair to lose 30 appeals to his vanity
that he loves me for finding II and
gives me tip big enough to cover the
cost Of a dozen plates OF soup."-Chi.
cago Tribune.