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and then all forenoon Say -geed-ap' 10
some 81 tho most exquisite hor-efiesh
that ever hauled three generations Of a
family. But aside from calling OF all
business for miles in every direction for
the day 80 that every one from the tow
Hest millownsr or banker up 20 the
pitcher Of the champ baseball team Of the
two counties might be on the Dix lawn
outside OF this show Of interest none Of
the countryside paid any attention to the
notification ceremony at all.
some Of the visitors from afar who
never before had sen the man whom
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-10-16
4 PIddIer's velvet CrEp

For the FIRST time on the "ts' ooas' n
rare bu' ferocio's species kurHu a. Nd
dIer's velvet crab Las been 'aIsn N ar
mouth. where u vas capture! 20 q shrimp
net on Wsdnesday n der - as name
from tho pIuaHliks feel Of is 1.per rar-
face. which IL dsnsely covered .iJh snort
silky hairs
lie pinosT claws nrr armed with c-tTasT-
dinAry aDlny processes, and 90 legs are
marked With lines u brilliant biue ia lie.
which rapidly fade after death.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-10-16

thai they must accept mvAsions with
hospttAble res, gnAtion.
A few hundred yards from the house 10
the home " Curtis Douglas. whoo- wife
~ a sister Of Mrs. DIX. The worried look
on Mr.. DX's face On notification day
was not CAUSED Icy thoughts 81 his speech
He wanted To Sc Mrs. Douglas un the
lawn 20 have her share IN Thomson' .
greatest day and he knew that his sister
m-lAw was III. Her enforced absence
from the ceremony brought 20 the candi-
date his only rrgrettul thought through
ont the day
Mr.. Dixs automobile and his dogs can
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12
OBSERVATIONS

MEXICO write magazine
herr
WELL. NOW. the uistra,on really sympathy with
the progressiyes?
NUN AS OYSTER is the latest descriptive phrase con
noting intense silence
horses be deprived their midday
luncheon7 Neigh. neigh. Dobbin
sympathetic .hi With the fat turkey gobbler
time anybody mentions
WHEN FRANCE her Law making Illegal might
get up another making pancs Illegal
WAPPY NEVER let his right hand know what his left
doing and he Is ambidexrous IN respects that
PAULINE White COW stn awaiting congratu-
atory telegram from the silent
IT WOULD BE Just the ultimate %
have the elevator stop when the Of vnt going
MONEY ONLY us.- Rooseve's last word In
the campagn u iarFimans ghost doesn't
It's circuits busted
AFTER BEING wned and dIned down the Pacific
Secretary Meyer the needs dydock the
coast was well stocked with docks. all
EDITOR OBSERVATIONS COLUMN superintendent Arms
Of the city light plant has been referred s. T. Co
empoye is the use Of the word former" eorreet7
AND NOW Judge Peter Grosscup win stump Christian
Principles OF Civic Government az Philadelphia Oh wehl Even
judge may have Christian principles thereabouts
sALLNGERs mad enough that General Agitation
the whole Alaska unsettled Dick
era Simon Gussenemer could have settled in two minutes
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12
The Gold i'm the Smile

It Ia material world We value only The tangible
things we can grasp and hold In hands.
e which TO all the ootwRfu
the the heart
Tangible richest Why Intangible thing
would be black nothingness but
smallest spark OF life could be- but
the sweetest flower would DO
Intangible" light and warmth and
smile the perfectly formed human face Is only
nfeless mask.
interesting and highly Instructive one could
which smile has played In the @
Satcans accurately measure the wealth or the
OF the factories and OF the seas
billions But there figures vast
the value TO mankind OF small and simple
thing as the smile
from the boundiess heart Of
cannot be relatively valued And
gds with glory all falls upon and so Is
iimitess IN value
smiles back; Il Is the with
tho world finds out that have pleasant
win bring pleasant story, many happy ctr
cumstance.
smiling face. but looks one as an
% cor and abide
Not all smiles Some faces have
learned smile be put
smoothly nsincety child
deceive has learned how 20 DO do
ceived
In department social woFldevery
genay biggest dividends the small
only making concessions that the aury
his business.
smiled than be expressed
universal speech II has
the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12
Railroad Accidents

The interstate commission has just published
the record of American railroads for the ending
June 80 last
KILLED 1904 injured, 1884"
That is the report in nutshell far interests the non
raioadcr.
There during the year SS6i collisions and 500 dera
mensdue largely defective equipment, WORKOUT tracks,
employees and the absence OF the proper safety
phances.
In many Of the the victims, their widows and
orphans sought satisfaction by due processes OF law IN
about 10 years the courts viii begin sending back the
rauses OF techncaes about 20 the railroads
will begin compromising the basis OF ham-sandweh for
zach orphan.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12

clded a few years agone that he
was simply unable 20 divorce him.
self from hia Art
One can hardly blame Miss
Harmed for obJecting 10 share her
eonnublal bliss with an new inter.
loper, hence. the prying process.
There were very likely a few
fluttering young things down In
front Last evening who anticipated
disclosures.
when ! saw that they cniiet the
play The Woman lie Married. /
thought thored be something about
him." said Sohnitsel Smith. plain,
lively.
About whomY" | demanded. 20,
yeroiy.
why. tho feller that was hItehcd
up with Art"
Iant schuitzel the idiotf
Virginia Harmed was touring with
an obscure road company when
Daniel Frohman Glanced 10 wander
Into the historic itth at. theatre
In New York
This was back in the palmy days:
not too terribly far back. however,
II wouldn't be At all fair 10 infer
that.
Mlks Harmed poaaease6 a rare
genius for the ingenue role In
which she was AZ the moment ap.
pcaring
The enterprising older brother
OF the Famous ForaginR Frohmana
Immediately tranSpiantsd Miss
Harmed. then not much more than
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12
Loves Labor Is Not Lost

said something about Loves labor being lost
with all wisdon--whfch said wonderful
o. mistaken this instance
ANT be- inst-for II 5 q reward.
rewarded by
the you
II homeless htieu doesn't its pung spell Il
thank your
When hungry for dime for something 20 eat
fork the wait around unt
labor wife children isn't lost II ~
Aren't paid enfoid the girl happythe gr
exultantly altar and
paid thousand times BY seeing the happiness OF the ddes
help IL = certain that with
Of gaan his soul is paid full BY the expression Of
lief In her pained eyes
Loves labor lost
Bill you unshakespearean your troIiey~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12
IN LlTTLE OLD NEW YORK

NEW YORK, Nov 12.-Her 81
years have not robbed Sarah Bern
hardt Of a gift in which she has
always gIoried-her sense Of hu-
NOR
When the divine Sarah" landed
n reporter showed her a clipping
In which II was stated that she
had With her a handsome secretary,
who looked like a dashing English
naval officer She laughed heart
fly.
'Drollt" she cried.
Then she called. "Pitoui Pitou!'
There appeared at her state.
room door a weazened-up little
Frenchman. with a wrinkled face
and scrawny BLACK moustache.
''Pitou," cried Sarah. they say
you are handsome. like a naval Of
ficer. Eh ?" She laughed again
Pitou, having no sense OF humor,
merely scowled and went back into
the cabin.
When Bernhard was asked the
secret Of her eternal youth she an.
swered, Hard work and the good
God"
There is a little girl up at the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12

slip OF q school girl. 10 the IA,
nous Lyceum theatre company.
Her rise since then has been rapid,
Win Mr. sothern she was a Co
star TN Art stepped In. as roclted
above.
The arid breexea Of Reno don't
seem to have marrod the delicate
genius of Miss Harmed
AZ least, not 20 that one could
notice H.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12
ny JomS oorLKy.

ny JouN CofLEY.
II nominate Virginia Harmed for
the champion barefoot actress oi
the United States and the colo.
niea." remarked Sehnltxel Smith, az
we left the Moore theatre. after
signing through a performance OF
"The Woman lilo Married" last
evening.
"And why. pray7-
simply because" said Schnit.
xel. whose disposition la an enig.
matlcal thing. II nothing else.
Then, OF course, I remembered
Miss Harmed shows her twinkiinE
toes IN the play. just as she did
In "Trilby."
If We viii bark back. say rs
years or 80. We viii learn that
Mlaa Harmed first attained top.
notch honors when she appeared
In the nAmo part OF DuMaarieF's
"Triiby." IL was quite a rage for
a year or SO. and not only Miss
Harmed. but Burr ascIntosh. Wilton
Lackaye aud ulews OF others got
into the three figures aweok set
awfully exclusive.
"Rawther bad form 20 introduce
mere monetary matters" observed
sehnitxcl Smith.
True. SchnitEei. but ono simply
cannot point with pride. you know
without a concrete reason. Cash
Is concrete.
The good Inhabitants OF this me.
tropolia who have seen Miss
Harmed during her present visit
will notice that there Is something
strangely missing II dogan't
strike one that il is some new
witehery Of her gowns. nor IL II
a new fashion ia colffurea
All. this IL II.
Miss Harmed has very. very ~.
Gently had the law courts Of the
sovereign state Of Nevada pry
away one husband.
II Is not Virginia Harmed so,hcrn
any longer. Miss Harmed told the
Reno judge that Mr. sothern de-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12

STR0LLERS' COLUMN

A down town merchant. In the
habit Of taking long walks Of an
evening. stopped in front Of bis
place of business Tuesday night "a
look over the display. and Incl.
dentnlly 10 listen 10 the comment
OF othera who had stopped for a
look into the place.
On this occasion he Was accom-.
panied by his wife and little son.
The boys attention was attracted
by n rat that had made "A nest
under a rug in the front window,
evidently accustomed to freedom
from pursuit In that spot
Wednesday morning as the mer'
chant was leaving for his bust.
ness his son handed him a pack.
ago.
whats thatG" he asked.
"A little bread and cheese for
tho rat. papa" WAS the reply.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12

Look atteutife. Adolf Here las
somedlnEs Web intorcads me.
60 ahead. OSCAR. ! am obliv-
lous."
"vsn. dis iss ld--here "a makes
abouid der Boy Scouida. Does boys
dey organi1z 20 be pafriodic und
practisa military scoutinga ind
vooderaft. brutcgt der weak. und
do gOot 20 eferypody. How ID
strikes your
"Ycsa. "a listens all right hut
all dose dinEs. like charity. shout
begin ad home, und we dond know
we're we lift"
Adolf. you watch me vot ! do.
I viii organize Something's too. How
vouli you Ike 70 be Won. a scouid p
Easy money Why. Id runs In
our family My ladder a scouid
waas init Clusters massacre. ven
nod a human being wasg spared"
"so7 Dit your ladder die before
or after Chen. Cuater7"
After Abouid Is years"
"Den he waas der single sur
flfer7"
"Oh. no; he waas married."
But he settled down und quit
fighting. didn't he7"
mo. ditu'd yust tell you he
wass married"
"Ohl Veil. anyhow we will call
our Boy Scoulds der schnitzelbank
Patrol. Our boy scouids must all
20 In patrols"
"Eiurrahl always did like dot
ride"
"Pnmpkinfacei We don'd do disa
to get arrestet--we do dlsa so we
don'd. Ven we tell dem who we are
n people von'd take us for tramps.
Now. fairat we hat to elegt Officers.
! viii be der Ouidnt Bosser. You haf
TO obey hiss orters III you don'd
obey dem you will be n gutter. und
Of you are a gutter you bar 10 stop
blaying. and ef you stop blaying you
hat 10 20 10 work. und I know you
wouldn't ike dot"
Tank you. please. I dlnk VIII
be a slayer But for why don'd |
be der Ouidflt BOsser7"
"Becoss you are too low"
"Ah, too low I'm statoOr."
Not too low in der forehead. But
You can be der assistant Ouldfit
Bosser. Und you can scouid 80 much
Ike you wish ven I force you. Und
! VII show you how to gife fairst
aid to der inchured."
"Yess. dot viii come Ia hanty ven
you try TO force me 10 do as / wish,
oferbearng tyrant vot you arei"
1
Next week they dress for the part
and start merrlly 10 hike.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12

scymour-Aren't you living IN a.
flat any moFe7
AEhley-Nos the landlord ey....
me because ! was practicinr dss,
breathing.
seymour--That seems Ike IN Al
surd reason. ~
Aabley-It wasn't absurd kax
ever; expanding my chest pgIbss
out two or three OF his pari,5ass
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12
Too Dangerous.

Mrs Fodinrham This cook has
notified me that abe must have 4
raise. Hnnry.
SIR. FodlerhAm right. tell
her % be ready this afternoon. aud
IN take her up In my airnhIp
Mira Fodlerham--oh. Henry SHE
dtdn't mean raise like that BE.
sides. ! should never LET her go With
you on that dangerous ship what
would ! ever do II she we're killed.
could never ind her equal.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12
josh Wise Saws.


"Parson Johnson's going 70 preach
next Sunday on the bad taste OF
pursuin' good taste too exclusively"
she-This dress doesn't match
my complexion. I must change n.
What2 More expcnne7 Say.
really can't stand this"
She-You BiIiyi | don't moan tho
dress. mean the complexion.
United States shipped sf6s,s5se
COS worth OF goods In September,
breaking all records for September
shipments.
only fools are certain, Tommy
Wise mon hesitate"
Are you sure, uncle7"
Yes. certain OF It,"
Some elty-broke American men
have been attracted 10 British
North America. where land can be
bought for as little as tt3 an acre.
Have you any rabhlts7" asked
the sportsman Of tbs butcher.
I'm sorry; / haven't a rabbit
left"
That's too bad. my wife"
"But I've got some fine sau.
aages," interrupted the butcher.
I'm sure your wife will be delight.
ed with them"
"Saunageal DO you expect me
70 tell my wife shot sauAagesf"
Durham has become the most pop
uiar bathing resort In South Africa,
bot graspinu American nanufac.
turera can't induce the natives 20
wear bathing shoes.
"BiIl higgins ran for coroner"
WAS he eiecfedT"
Nav: he got two votes and was
arrested for repeating"
Two problems might be solved AZ
one stroke by shipping our tele-
phone girls 10 Turkey, where some
enterprlslng capitalists are Install
ing telephone systems In all the big
towns.
Did you ever make a mistake in
q prescription
Never but once" said the drug
clerk Il charged a man ss cents
FOR prescription when could
have got 50 cents Just an easily
The government Of Italy clears 10
about $4,000, 900 a year by selling
tobacco 20 the natives. Over there
they think II better scheme than
an AIcrieh tariff.
Captain Cartier of France favors
the establishment of an aeropsane
service across tbs Sahara desert
Lisbon 10 famous az the center
Of a great boot and shoe Industry.
bet your wife was pleased at
your raise In salary"
she will be-
Haven't you told Der YETI
Not yet. Thought ! would en-
Joy myself a couple OF weeks first !"
There ara 7,i23 national BANKS In
the country.
You should not complain, my
poor man. II Ii better TO take things
az You find them" said the visiting
paraon TO convict Sse5.
That's where you're wrong. old
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12
OSCAR und Adolf Decide to Be Boy Scouts

All Great mofements Aas inter
Icpera. und Dias las der Reason
schnitxeibark Patrol No. I las Or
saniExed Ids Membership Cen
slsts OF der Only Won nat Chin
vitxkers In AmeriEa--can Der Get
Away Nit der pceeptienf Dot 70
DC seen Remains.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12
lntnIllnnnne-

Negley You seem TO have a poor
opinion OF Folders intelligence.
0aymer~You would. too. II you
knew be had been looking in the
city directory three days for zieE,
lor'a address and had got only as far
as the DA.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12

Buekley-Judge MouIhlII has a.
appearance OF being a senslti..
man.
Bceeher-He IL extremely &C.,
tive; he has been known 70 n.
for contempt when they have a. =.
nothing except look superclIIoss
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12

Watkins Didn't you sav 70.
father WAS an INVENTOR ~"
Tompkins-Yes he made A .,.
cialty Of inyeutIng safety devse..~
Watkins-is he still livingf
Tompkins-No. he invented s,<
demonstrated a safety foldIug ~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12

This is how II happened
Oagar und Adolf were Tn hard
luck. Their gold mine ventare had
not PANIED out sell True. they
sold the gold mine 70 a tender
heat but the fortune they obtain
cd for Il In got rich quick stock
was Of the getitin theneek va
rtety. So they were tfamping go
ing about the country like mere
hoboea. leading such a prccarioua
life that OSCAR daily became more
frali. more thin. and Adolf tatter.
They weFs completely At the end
81 their resources when a copy 81
Milwaukee Neulgkeiten was blown
off an overland train OSCAR pick
cd Il up aud read about the won.
derful success Of the boy Scout
movement
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12

Department OF the interior.
Seymour Did you Walt this de-
partmont Of the Interior while you
were 10 Washington
Ashley guess 30: was IN the
cafe where the congressman eat
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12

J. Hamilton Lewis. OF Virginia.
Georgia. the Pacific coast and Chi.
caEo, will not be a candidate for
any office anywhere hereafter. II Ia
said. The poaaesEor OF the bright.
est hnei whiakarm. the most disturb
inE Naiatcoata. the farthest famed
auaYity II manner aud tho most
Enthusiastically exiraxaEAhs vocabu-
Larry ia this land. will stick to his
Chicago iaw office and let other
willing patriots DO the running His
only recreation viii be occasional
visits to hts friend. the Hon. Mikado
Mutsahito of Tokyo.
Although the Hon. J. Ham has
been a receptive and otherwise can
didate for more political offices
than are allotted TO most men Of
two,acore plus four years. he landed
only three. first an territorial sen.
ater In Washington. again as con
gresham from that state. and stu
more recently aA corporation coun-
sci u Chicago six years OF office
holding for such n willing performer
n rather niggardlY recompenne
from great and prosperous eouR-
try. Is q notf
But then. maybe the colonel The
served on General Fred Grants
staff during The late unpleasantness
with SPAIN will change his mind
about politics. There's lots Of of.
fees he hasn't tried for yet
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12
Virginia Harmed Shows the Same Twinklng Toes
/ That Won Her Fame When She Created ''Trlby' y

But There Is No Hint of the
Late Affair in Reno. Even II
the Play Bears the Inviting
Title of The Woman He
Married"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12
STAR DUST

man." said 1906. Il va.
iie'ng that theory when thoy p g'ss'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12

Into the autumn woodlands ~
urban huntsman goes forth to shcx
the rabbit. the quail and the ae1slx
fowl
But you can't always bank On IN
knowing what be Is shooting Il
Ask Farmer Drzintlle, who snss<
ed like snlpe Just as Ru,ssen Raa
top saw his hat through The iezfsl
lTHE END.l
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12

In the same hotel was another
small daughter. who. after a very
interested morning at Sunday
school, Inquired Of her father:
Papa, was ! born In manger7"
Before papa could answer, hig
eldest, a year older than the one
who had asked the question, spoke
up; No. silly. Of course not.
Don't you know there aln't ever
anybody born In a mangere except
kittens and Jesusf"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12

Townsend Where did you first
land when you attempted 10 sail
your airahlp from Boston TO New
York;
TittsburK- Boston.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12

Ansonia who is extremely devoted
70 her dolls She has been attend.
ing Sunday school this fall, and as
the result OF revolving various
thoughts In her small head, she
asked her mama Sunday.
Can I take my best dressed
dolly to heaven with me when /
die. mama7"
Why no, dear" was the answer.
We'll, then, can ! prob1y take
my next beat7"
NO. dearie: you can't take any
dolly at all 70 heaven with you"
Then I'll Just take my old rag
doll and go to helli"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12

Seymour There are sixty eh,..
On magazines published i ~" Wy
country. ms
AEhley-I know there ara. q
publications were the cause q, y
bfoiher4n-law'B failure IN the q s !.
business. "s sH
Seymour How was thai,
Ashley-Why. he subscribed "a.
them an and Il took him 70 Iopy I, Y
read their contents that he rs sa.. Y
never find time 70 feed hIa hers s,aA
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12

White ostrich piumes are h....
for the wholesale trade =, 's.sH
si75 TO $40 a pound. " ron
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12

United states shipped si68.s5sc
003 worth OF goods In September,
breaking all records for September
shipments.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12

only fools are certain. Tommy
Wise mon hesitate"
Are You sure, uncle7"
Yes. certain OF IT,"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12

MAkAtsa SERVED.
str. CITY % trssrett sr TeI~wrs
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12

"Parhon JohHsons going 70 preach
next Sunday on the bad taste OF
pursuin' good taste too exclusively"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12

She-This dress doesn't match
my complexion. I must change II.
lie hat2 More expenne7 Say.
I really can't stand this"
Hhe-You Biliyl ! don't moan tho
dress. / mean the complexion.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12

There Is llttle gin up at the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-12

by Mail, out Of oity--i year. g.; montha n IN.
month. Csc. Entered al
seattic. Wash. Postofflce, seoond.clasa matt.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1910-03-28
Or. Haie's Dav.

DR.. Hale and the late Bishop Hunt
ington Of New York were fast friends.
The latter had been a Unitarian. and
his shift caused sensation. says the
Christian Register. The Episcopalians
have saints assigned to the various
days in the year. When an Episco-
palian minister writes a letter on any
day for which there is saint be al
ways writes the name of the saint at
the close of the letter instead of the
date. Bishop Huntington learned all
these things quickly and begin to prac
tice them at once. The first time he
had occasion to write to his old friend
DR.. Hale after joining the church he
placed st Michael's day" after his
signature. A reply from the doctor
came. and after bis name be bad writ
ten in full. round hand. Wash day"
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1910-03-28
Joe Miller Was Not a Joker.

Joe Miller. who is generally believed
to have been the soul of wit. never
made single joke in his life He was
an actor and SO grave in manner as
to become the butt of other peoples
hilarity. When any witticism went
the round Miller was accused OF it's
authorship, and he would never deny
it. He lived an exemplary life and
died universally respected But no
sooner was he dead than appeared
Joe Miller's Jests; or. The Wits Wade
Mecum." compiled by Elijah Jenkins.
Esq."-that is to say. forged by John
Motley. the Jacobite. just as years be-
fore Hobsons Polly Peachum" and
Ben Johnson's "Jests'' had been forged.