The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-04-15
ATcHISoN GLOBE SIGHTS.

ing the depot they already have.
ATcHIsoN GLOBE SIGHTS.
Another word we hate: Anent.
Don't tell lie unless you are will
| ing to eat it.
Every man who owns a show, is too
prominent in it himself.
When your COW gets out, how the
neighbors enjoy running and telling
you about it!
1t is the JOY of our life to watch
| the women on Easter Sunday: they
| look at each others clothes and hats
so critically.
The reason widow succeeds 50
much better than girl. is that a girl
depends upon love, while a widow de.
ponds upon schemes.
We had hoped to finally settle the
cost of a brides outfit, but so many
people are complaining of being bored
that we are compelled to give it up.
Many woman is honest about her
father being a private in the civil war
until she meets some woman whose
father was a captain. Then she ele.
Yates her father to generalship.
There should be law Furnishing
meanness. Many people are naturally
mean, and justice will never be done
until a means of Furnishing them is
found.
When we approach a man for ad
yertising, there is always one argu.
ment that knocks us; when he says
Il have more business than | can at.
tend to-
If there is anything more depress-
ing than rain falling on an over.
| turned tombstone. or the sight of a
dishes, what is it?
There is man in Atchison who is
known as "a great talker." When he
grabs us, and we can't get away, we
never pretend to listen to what he
says; we let him talk as long as we
can stand it, and then make big eff
fort to escape.
1t was said of an Atchison woman
for many years that she was dying of
a broken heart, because her husband
did not love her. Her husband has
been dead several years, and it is now
said she is dying of a broken heart
because he is dead.
Speaking of procrastination, every
| day for year, | have intended to go
| into a jewelry store, and get new
spectacle case, my old one being worn
out. They are given away, and | pass
jewelry stores twenty times a day.
But | am still in need of new spec
tacle se.'-Parson Irvine.
Story for men only: PA" boy
said to his father, ARE angels men or
women?" always men, my SON." re-
piled his father. But, pa" replied
the boy, 81 have never seen pictures
of angels wearing whiskers." well,
replied the father, lit is only possible
for men to become angels by a close
shave"
When a woman begins to econ.
| omize, she saves the string around the
packages; a man carefully hSards his
cigar wrappers and tobacco tags, hop
ing some day to have enough to get a
jointed fishing rod. (Note.-If this is
a joke, we beg pardon; economy is
already too much of joke in this
country.)
1t doesn't cost much to get man
ready to be married. He buys a new
suit of clothes, two suits of under
wear, three extra pairs of socks, has
his hair cut, and is ready. But think
of the stuff girl thinks she must
| buy when she gets married. Are
girls so superior to men that they
cannot get married without fifteen or
twenty times more clothes?
You have noticed the old buggies
that stand back of blacksmith shops
buggies taken there for repairs, and
| finally left as not worth repairing,
They do not belong to anyone; any
one may have them. The Lysander
John Appleton family drives a buggy
as tough-looking as the buggies that
stand back of blacksmith shops two
or three years, and do not belong to
anyone.
An AtchisOn girl is wearing such an
immense bow this spring that it an.
swers for a spring jacket. She wears
it pinned to her Dutch" collar, and
it is so big that it entirely covers the
front of her waist, and gives a jacket