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The Lambertville record., 1910-11-25

Those who nave been wondering as
to whether America would produce
new race have their answer. The
hobble skirt race has been inaugura-
ted on Long Island. It was won in
seven falls.
The Lambertville record., 1910-11-25

New York bulldog turns on the gas
and commits suicide. Even dog
can't stand the dogs life New York
er leads.
The Lambertville record., 1910-11-25

That marriage is the worst kind of
a failure Is the opinion of Gotham
broker who is paying his first wife
$24O month alimony and whose Sec
ond wife wants alimony to the tune of
$500 more.
The Lambertville record., 1910-11-25

Trust science to rise to every emer-
gency. 1t says we are all going in.
sane from living in flats, and now
French surgeon is going to saw open
our heads and scrape away the foolish
fancies.
The Lambertville record., 1910-11-25

We gather that the Brooklyn 'wom-
an who named sixty-three co-respon-
dents in her divorce suit, really de-
serves to win it.
The Lambertville record., 1910-11-25

New York has formed league to
Danish French from the bill of fare.
Merely to call chef cook would be
a great gain.
The Lambertville record., 1910-11-25

ED GEERS. 'The grand old man." he
is called for he is SO honest, handling
SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE for l2
years, always with best success It is the
only remedy know to cure all forms OF
distemper and prevent horses in same sta
BILE having the disease" Soc and 81 a bot
tie. All druggists, or manufacturers Spohn
Medical Co., Chemists, Goshen, Ind.
The Lambertville record., 1910-11-25
Safe. !.

You may say what you please
about poker. but 1t never hurt me
any,"
"Oh, you are one Of those fellows
who always win. are your"
"Nope. I'm one Of those fellows Who
never play
The Lambertville record., 1910-11-25
The Preface to Trade.

The Preface to Trade.
Il had curious experience yester-
day." said Farmer Corntossel"
What was IT."
"A stranger came along and told
me funny story and didn't try to sell
me anything"
The Lambertville record., 1910-11-25

Now the sultan OF Sulu says that
one wife is plenty. Thus he destroys
his usefulness as a comic opera prop.
The Lambertville record., 1910-11-25

For almost everybody, the course OF
life is fixed by inexorable necessities.
Not one in a thousand is free to
choose the life he would care for
Dickinson.
The Lambertville record., 1910-11-25

The average man would not per-
>jure himself IL he pleaded guilty to
the charge Of amounting.to but little.
The Lambertville record., 1910-11-25

What Murine Eye Remedy Does to
the Eyes is to Refresh, Cleanse.
Strengthen and Stimulate Healthful
Circulation, Promoting Normal Condi-
tions. Try Murine in your Eyes.
The Lambertville record., 1910-11-25

There Is said to be professor of
languages in an eastern college who
has mastered all the modern tongues
except his wife's.
The Lambertville record., 1910-11-25

Sore throat leads to Tonsilitis, Quinsy
and Diphtheria. Hamlins Wizard OH
used as gargle upon the first symptoms
OF. q sore throat will invariably prevent
Ill three of these dread diseases.
The Lambertville record., 1910-11-25

A DnnpeueEDdA snan - one whose
aotsod ydT canpredfet khesu dfs thine.
The Lambertville record., 1910-11-25

Important to Mothere
Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that II
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-28

Five years ago three East Strouds-
burg Normal students, j. N. Commit,
of Plains; h. j. Davies, of Plains, and
James McCluskey, of Hawley, found
a small land turtle near the school
while surveying under the instruc-
tion of Prof. Sandt. They carved
their initials, as well as those of the
professor, on the turtles back and
liberated il.
This was the last thought of it un-
til Saturday. j. n. Commit, one of
the boys, came to the school to see
the Normal-Wyoming game. While
in the school house after the game
one of the present students brought
in the self same turtle, which he had
found on the campus. Jim" was
so pleased with it that he took it
home with him to keep until it's days
were ended
This was an unusual incident, but
the gentleman was very much pleas
ed that his old friend turned up in
such peculiar manner. He exhibit
ed the turtle in town before leaving
for home.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-28

better ways to stop corporation
abuses to force wages down or COM
pei idleness.
The writer distinctly remembers
the arguments made by Democrats
that 81 would produce so worth and
everything would be cheap, but It
turned out that American labor was
the cheapest thing in the country,
and the low Tariff farmer got stung
Wheat and corn could not be sold;
wheat was fed to stock and every
thing else got cheap because the
people were broke" The govern
mnt also went broke" and Presi-
dent Cleveland had to sell bonds to
meet expenses. Now, we don't want
to put the country back to such a
condition. My advice to the work
ingman is: Don't be fooled into
voting for a low Tariff Office seek
er, because you will get the worst
of it If you do"
MECHANIC.
Homestead, Pa, Sept. pa.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-28
ADJUSTMENTS.

The authors of "Tbe Time, the
Place and the Girl" can he credited
with having succeeded admirably in
showing in that original and amusing
piece the delightful probabilities af-
forded by opportunity and the neces-
sary conditions. And Adams and
Hough do it, too, in such merry fash
ion that the audience glides through
the current of the story with a joy
Gus abandon which is akin to the
pleasure of a fascinating waltz. The
score and lyrics, composed by Joe
Howard, are only what might be ex-
pected from the musical creator of
The Umpire" tuneful, melodious,
vivacious and snappy. The Wan
ing Honeymoon" solo and chorus is
"a popular gem that is being sung by
music lovers in every city visited
during the present tour. Miss Jessie
Huston, scored a distinctive hit in
this number, and she and the "broil-
err" chorus who assist her, have been
encored nightly to the point of ex-
haustion. The quaint and pretty
costumes worn by these shapely
maidens in this number form a raw
ishing picture, and their voices are
just as winning as their good looks.
The scene of all the merriment and
music of the piece is laid near the
historic mountain spot where Poca-
hontas rescued the heroic Captain
John Smith. A sanitarium and ho-
tel afford shelter to the numerous
characters who figure in it. The
chief interest of the story centers on
Tom Cunningham, whose dad has lots
of coin, his sweetheart, Margaret
Simpson ("the GirlD, Happy
Johnny Hicks, jovial, square, up
and-up gambler, and Molly Kelly, a
nurse. Tom and Hicks have sought
the hotel to escape arrest, the former
having laid mans head open with
a champagne bottle in a drunken
orgy in Boston, the previous night.
Tom discovers that Margaret is a
guest at the hotel. AS the police are
hot on his trail, he requests Hicks to
assume all blame for the assault, and
to this the easy going gambler con-
sents. 1t is an entertaining play from
start to finish. VIII be at the Lyric
next Monday evening, Oct. 81.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-28
COUNTY.
Representative,
H. c. JACKSON.

Governor Stuart, after a thorough
and exhaustive examination of the
charges made by the North Ameri-
can against John X. Tener, has Of
fered his services to the Republican
State Committee to take the platform
from now until election. The Cover
nor intended to have taken only a
passive interest in this campaign, but
the dastardly efforts made to defeat
Mr.. Tener by the use of malicious
calumnies not only aroused his indig-
nation but has spurred him to use
his every effort to help Mr.. Tener in
his canvass. He praised Mr.. Tener at
a meeting in Harrisburg and in the
very strongest language; not only en-
dorsed him but stated that he
knew John X. Tener would carry out
the wishes of the people and make
an executive that the people of this
commonwealth would be proud of.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-28

There is strong objection to re-
turning our present representative to
the legislature. The people have
given him eight years of Office and
to give him ten years is too much.
Somebody else ought to have show.
If we make this precedent, office
holding will be monopolized by just
a few privileged characters. The Re
publicans having been passing the
nomination around but a number of
worthy Democrats have been crowd
ed out to make room for the present
candidate, and the result is great
number of Democrats are going to
give Mr.. Jackson a vote. All this
talk about what has been done for
Wayne county is summed up by a
Waymart Democrat who says you
have got to use a microscope to find
out that anything has been done in
the past few years. Let us send
Jackson down to Harrisburg and see
what he will do. His honesty is be-
yond question. He has been success
full as farmer and that is one of
the best recommendations any nan
can have, that of being successful
in the business he is engaged in.
Let us throw aside all our notions
about party ties; let us vote for the
man this time. The other fellow has
had four trials, just give Jackson this
one. 1t is about time that the farm
ers were recognized in the legislative
contest. This next session there will
be lot of legislation regarding agri-
cultural matters, and we need a prac-
tical farmer to represent us and
Jackson has the reputation of being
strictly on the square, level headed,
safe and sane, and his general knowl-
edge of business gained when he was
in the mercantile business fits him to
look after every interest of our coun-
ty, whether it be manufacturing, mer-
camille or agricultural. Now don't
forget that Jackson is in favor of
the people meeting in their own
township and settling every question
that concerns their own welfare.
Every man who votes for Jackson
votes for himself having something
to say about the roads, schools, and
taxation in his own township
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-28
What Would Jesus DO?

New York, Oct. 26.-"If Jesus
were preaching here today, l think
He would use moving pictures" says
the Rev. DR.. Christian f. Reisner,
pastor of the Grace Methodist Episco-
pal church, answering Methodists
who criticise the moving picture ex-
hibitions he gives in the church Sun
day evenings and week nights.
Jesus used the things about Him
in His teaching. When He healed a
blind man He spat on the sand and
rubbed the sand on the mans eyes.
He told His disciples, when they had
fished all night and caught nothing,
to drop their net on the other side of
the boat, and they caught many fish.
He used water TO make wine. He
could have healed that man without
using sand and saliva, just by a
word. He could have rained fish
from heaven into that boat. With a
word He could have made a jar and
filled il with wine. But His behold
ers would not have understood these
things as clearly as they did when He
used the common, everyday things
of life to work with.
whats more, the pictures help
the missionary movement. I've been
able to show the young people the
natives and streets of foreign lands,
where we send money for missions.
The pictures were proof of all that
had ever been said of the need for
Christianity and civilization in the
distant lands"
Dr. Reisner fills his church TO over
flowing every Sunday night and sew
eral nights each week, with moving
picture exhibitions.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-28
TENER AND HIS ACCUsERS.

The cowardly conspiracy of mon
ey-hungry newspapers and off1ce-
hungry candidates to discredit John
K Tener before the people has serv-
ed one good purpose. 1t has en-
lightened the honest citizenship of
Pennsylvania as to the moral
qualities of men who, in this cam
paign, as in other campaigns, have
presented themselves as evangelists
of reform. Strangely enough, they
have fooled some of the people, who
appear to have notion that a man
in one campaign can appear as an
indicted bribe-giver and in another
campaign as a respecter of law and
defender of the public interest.
These same persons also may believe
that the ability of the nimble citi-
zen in Office to put through eccen-
trio financial deals qualities him to
disgrace the pulpit with political
harangue.
John X. Tener is an upright citi-
zen. He has the confidence of every
man and woman who knows him.
From the day when as lad he
sought his first employment he has
had an unbroken business career of
fair dealing. He never handled a
tainted dollar in his life or coun-
tenanced transaction that was not
above suspicion.
The Republican candidate for gov
ernor has met his traducers as any
other honest man who is falsely ac-
cused would meet them. When he
finishes with them there will not be
man outside the sinister alliance
which has borne false witness against
him who will not say that he has
spoken the truth. Mr.. Tener on the
stump has answered the charges of
those who for political purposes are
willing to blacken his character.
He will answer them again-in the
courts. There the conspiracy. of his
accusers will be fully disclosed. Mr..
Tener frankly has submitted the
facts and he will receive the vindi-
cation his friends demand. Then
those who have been deceived will
be amazed at the discovery that
what they accepted as enlightened
reform was in fact stupid hypocrisy.
On November Sth an unusual op-
portunity will come to the people of
Pennsylvania; an opportunity to
elect as Governor man who is able,
clean and honest, by an Endorsement
that will violently repel the black
hand methods of a political ven
delta.
Every voter in this state who be-
lives that the decalogue ought to
have place in politics should cast
his ballot for John Kinley Tener.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-28

High water mark of the debt of
this state was reached in 1843, when
the Democrats had absolute control
of the state. The figures were $42,-
1S8,434.1S. The Republicans came
into power in 1860, and although our
expenditures during the war and for
many years afterwards were enorm-
Gus on account of the war, yet to-
day under Republican administration
of the state we are out of debt and
have a surplus of over $4,000. Can
anybody name a state under Demo
cratic control that is in such good
condition? Don't all speak at once.
Real estate was taxed for STATE
PURPOSES by an act passed by
Democrats April 8, 1874 Republi-
cans repealed this act February 23,
1866.
Horses, mules and cattle were
taxed for STATE PURPOSES by an
act passed by Democratic legisla-
ture April 29, 1914. This act was
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-28
CALLS TO WORSHIP!
baptist.

First Baptist church-Rev. Geo. S.
Wendell, pastor. The usual services
will be held at the First Baptist
church at 1890 a. m. and 7.3O D.
m. The pastor will preach at both
services. The sessions of the Bible
school, F. H. Trask, superintendent,
will convene at 11.45 a. m. Young
Peoples meeting at $50 p. m.
Episcopal.
Grace Episcopal church-Rev.
Albert l.. Whitaker, rector. Twenty
third Sunday after Trinity. Morn
ing prayer at 1890 o'clock. Even
ing prayer at 7.3O o'clock. Sunday
school assistant superintendent. Jos.
n. Welch.
Lutheran.
st. Johns German Evangelical
Lutheran church-Rev. c. G. Mil
Ter, pastor. Twenty-third Sunday af-
ter Trinity. Morning service in Ger
man at 1880 a. m. Sunday school
Immediately afterwards. English
evening services at 1880 p. IN.
st. Johns German Evangelical
Lutheran church-Rev. C. C. Miller,
pastor. Reformation Day. Sunday
morning at 1890 o'clock, subject
"Wir haben Elm Ewiges Evangelium. "
7.30 p. m. special sermon to young
mems guild; subject: "a Glorious
Past and a Promising Future On
Sunday afternoon pastor Miller will
conduct brief service in the Wayne
county Jail.
Presbyterian.
First Presbyterian church, corner
Church and Tenth street, Rev. w. H
Swift, d. D., pastor. Services al
1870 a. m, 7.30 p. m. Sunday
school IL NJ.
Sunday evening in the First Pres
byterian church, the Rev. DR.. w. H
Swift will preach on THE Sky Pilo
Among the Lumber Jacks of the
Great Northwest"
Roman Catholic.
st. Johns Roman Catholic, Ter
race street, Rev. T. NJ. Hanley, rec
tor Rev. E. Burke, assistant pas
! tor. Low mass at $50 a. m. Higf
mass at 1870 a. m. Evening ser
vice at 7.30 o'clock. Vespers frs
Sunday of every month at p. IN.
st. Mary Magdalen's, corner O
Church and Fifth street, Rev. Geo
Thomas Forve, of Scranton, rector
in-charge. Low mass at $50 a. m
High mass at 1890 a. m Benedic
ton at p. m.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-28
A WORKING MAN WHO REMENI
BERS.
Pittsburg Gazette Times.

lllSbulB bdLSblS lhlSo.
1t is much to be regretted that the
Tariff has been a political issue
again. The Democratic party was
out of ammunition, and If there is
one thing Democratic politicians like
to talk about and denounce and yet
knows less about it is the Tariff.
But history will show that they sue
ceeded in deceiving the country un-
der the low Tariff Wilson bill when
all the ills and abuses that develop
ed in a period of prosperity were
blamed on the tariff. They called
the workingman beggar for asking
for Protection on wages, and the re-
suit was American mechanics could
not get work at 81 per day after
this bill went into effect-which n
President Cleveland denounced as a
crime. .r-
Yet 1t is only a short time since
this happened. l believe there are
enough living who still carry scars
from that period of suffering, and
will refuse to vote for any candidate
who talks low Tariff. There are
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-28

repealed by Republican legislature
March 21, 1873.
Trades, occupations and profess
sions were taxed for STATE PUR-
POSES by an act passed April 20,
1874, by a Democratic legislature
and a Republican legislature repeal
ed this act on June 2, 1871.
Household furniture, gold and
silver watches and pleasure carriages
were taxed by the act of June IL,
1910. and that of April 29, 1914,
both were passed by Democratic leg
islatures. A Republican legislature
on May 13. 1887, repealed both of
these acts. This is only a sample of
the difference between a Democratic
and Republican state administra-
ton when it comes to burden
ing the people with taxation. RE-
MEMBER EVERY DOLLAR OF
TAXATION YOU NOW PAY is
LEVIED, RECEIVED AND PAID
OUT BY COUNTY OR TOWNSHIP
OFFICIALS. The state does not re-
ceiye any of your tax money unless
you have money at interest. Wayne
county sent to the State Treasurer
in 1909, the sum of $33, 169.49 and
the state treasurer sent back to
Wayne county $167, 7,602.S9, so that
we received $1344S6.31 more from
the state than we paid to the state.
Under Republican administration
the corporations, not the people, pay
the expense of administering the
state government
Every Republican candidate for
Governor has been compelled to run
the gauntlet of abuse, slander and
libelous statements, and yet when
elected have won the respect of every
honest citizen. John X. Tener is
now passing through the fire and
will win the concentrations of the
honest people who today are arrayed
against and who, under the leader
ship of a combination of hypocriti-
tical and disreputable journalists
and a small corterie of political high
waymen, who have for years been
doing it's best to get possession of
the state for personal greed.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-28

when the father of Thomas Edsall
appeared before Judge Searle and
paid the forfeited bail of his son in
dicted by the grand jury on the
counts of breaking and entering,
larceny and receiving stolen goods,
thinking that by so doing the in
dictments against his son would be
quashed. He learned to his dis
may and CONSERVATION that his son
would be safe only so long as he
remained outside of the jurisdiction
of the court, and that as soon as he
returned he would have to stand
trial.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-28
Only SO Cents
That's All it Costs to Get Rid of In
digestion,

All stomach misery will go in five
minutes If you will put your faith in
MI-O-NA stomach tablets which G.
w. Peil thinks SO well of that he
guarantees them to cure any stomach
ailment or money back.
After using MONA for one short
day you will rejoice and be immense
ly glad for you will be sincerely
thankful that at last you have found
a prescription that acts quickly and
benefcially on the stomach.
Just as soon as you start to take
MI-O-NA stomach tablets fermenta-
ton of food will be a thing of the
past. Waterbrash, pain in the stom-
ach, belching of gas and heartburn
will disappear, and in a few days
danger of dizziness, biliousness, nerv-
BUSINESS and sick headache will van
ish.
For sea or car sickness, vomiting
during pregnancy, or after a night of
sociability, MI-O-NA is better than
the best remedy you can find. Large
box for so cents at G. w. Peil's and
druggists everywhere.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-28

In the past several years nothing
but hard luck has been the lot of
Frank e. Riggs, prominent farm
er of Fort Hill. A few days ago a
rattlesnake bit one of his cows.
Other stock became infected and as
the result three head of cows, one
valuable horse and five sheep have
died
About year ago Mr.. Riggs large
barn filled with stock caught fire and
was completely destroyed and two
years ago son was killed at Fort
Hill.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-28

One of the wonderful things that
reformer Berry did when State
Treasurer was to send a check for
$25,000 of the peoples money to the
New Castle Trust Company three
months after it had failed and been
placed in the hands of a receiver.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-28
Ignorance of the Law.

A pathetic illustration of the fact
that Ignorance of the law excuses
no one" was shown at the close of
the Tuesday afternoon session of the
October term of Wayne county court,
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-28

Bell telephone service brings
success to your business and ease
to your household duties.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-28

REPUBLICAN TICKET.
ror Governor
JOHN X. TENER.
For Lieutenant Governor
JOHN NJ. REYNOLDS.
Secretary of Internal Affairs
HENRY HOUCK.
State Treasurer
CHAS. F. WRIGHT.
For Congress,
c. c. PRATT.
For State Senator,
WINFRED d. LEWIS.
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-18
A FIELD OF. GOLDENIROD

~ EAR ELEANOR:
Acres goldenrodI The children outp picking
it until 1 fairly smothered it. it.
fresh golden and sunshny spirit the Sep
tenber woods, think
Your small niece and Elsie Woughbys john Big and Little
AL and another youngter they
early in tegame cannot follow all daughters swift acquaint
anceshphave the fields where they have been all
afternoon have been watching them my wndowsuh
healthy, pretty set of hddies as they are
such cleanly child quite
and be that she viii be prentabe all Today she is
white bs with yellow beading around the and finishing
with bow in back the loose belt There rather deep founce of
tung and embroidery with undefounce of lace Altogether
charmingly dainty little frock say made it.
little Athat dear chldis with saoped sailor
border Of daisy
pink linen thread Her white linen scaoped buttonhod
IN the way and by the
Big Al absorbed his airship
blutriped white light
white cuffs and big black match his leather belt
patent leather to his hat The blouse peed
IN front, with big black buttons
John Wloughby sailor addie today, with white
made sort of blouse and boomer effect but still with sailor
collar and cuffs and the conventional red tie embles
whether boy would feel really like
copiously embroidered upon his suit?
The little strangershe looks neighbor per-
haps she is the daughter of the hou gaybue chas
white and braid
double the braid
of-roy design
While have been writing those youngsters empted
gdenrOd all around the house,
kitchen though it is nearly teatme
operations
Love Ted and Teds parents. Your sister, MADGE