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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-09

Miss A-Does your husband consider YOU
q necessity or a luxury?
Mrs. Bit depends, my dear, on whether
I am cooking his dinner or asking him for
a new dress-Boston Transcript.
You should wash your money" said the
doctor TO the wayfarer.
That's wasted on me, doc" duoth the
other man. MY valuabes have all been
In soak for long time Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
so YOU don't mind standing up in the
street carr"
No" replied the base ball fan. 81 shut
my eyes and make believe It's the second
half of the seventh inning. Washington
Star.
zone word more" said the manager.
Don't write play too expensive to be
staged"
What do you mean?"
Just this: The price of white paper lets
out snowstortns and. OF course, all eating
scenes are barred. louisville Courier
Journal.
The COW had just jumped over the moon
Il have no patience with the folks who
are afraid of the comet" she cried. Bring
1t onl''-New York sun
And how did the old man treat YOU
when you asked him for his daughter?
Fine He wanted to know IL l didn't
have some brothers, and said he had three
other girls he could spare. "-Cleveland
Leader.
Uncle Josh--Don't IL say In the decara.
ton that just government derives its
power from the consent OF the governed?
Uncle SilaE-Yes; and II do beat every
thing what the governed will consent to-
Life.
"If you have any trade or occupation"
asked the woman of the house, "why don't
you follow it,"
"Ma'am," said Turfold Knutt, With his
mouth full, Il work fourteen hours every
day"
How? At what?"
wit me mind, ma am. same ez all de
great inventors do. I'm tryin' { think up
substoot for injy rubber" --Chicago Trib-
une,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-09

GEORGE b. TZSCHUCk,
Treasurer.
Subscribed In my presence and sworn TO
before me this I'd day of May 1910.
NJ. Z. WALKER,
Notary Public
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-09

Through the strains of a harmonica and
a pair OF clappers, Louis Kaplan, tailor
OF 20 East one Hundred and Thlrty-second
street. early In the morning heard what
sounded like someone forcing the door OF
bis shop. Kaplan, who lives behind the
tailor shop, and his wife were asleep when
the music of a usty harmonca and pair
of bones" aroused him. Someone was
playing merrily In front of the store
He was about to turn over and go to
sleep again when he heard noise above
the music. He crawled on his hands and
knees into the store.
Just then Patrolman Mcdonald APP
proache and found three young men, two
OF them making the music and the other
apparently idle. Mcdonald was not sus-
plclous until he saw Kaplan in his night
shirt standing at the door and signaling
over the shoulders of the three youths,
who stood backs TO the door. AS Melon
aid closed in the three darted away, drop
ping steel Jimmy and the harmonica and
bones"
After a chase of two blocks Mcdonald
caught one OF the youths; the others
capped. He was charged with attempted
burglary. An examination showed that
someone had been using a jimmy on the
tailor shop door. The other two young
men made good their escape.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-09

80 you don't mind standing up in the
street caro-
No" replied the base ball fan, 81 shut
my eyes and make believe It's the second
half Of the seventh inning. Washington
Star
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-09

Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Clabba OF No. 3Ol
Bowery and Jimmy Brond went to the
right court with all their relatives in tow.
They told Magistrate Hermann that they
were about to participate in the wedding
of Mrs Paul CIabha TO Jimmy Brondi
and that the magistrate had been chosen
to offlciate,
But" said the perplexed court rs not
Mrs. Paul Clabba already married."
"Ah, yes" answered Paul smiling "but
wish that she marries Jimmy Brondi
here. and to him will give all our furni-
ture."
Magistrate Hermann explained the divorce
laws to a fearful band Of Italians who
made their grief known to all Sixth avenue
when they departed.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-09

or the "a cabin passengers on the An
Choir liner Caledonia. from Glasgow and
Londonderry, arriving last week, forty
seven were young women who are 10
marry thrifty Scotchmcn during the ncrt
few weeks. The intending husbands have
been here long enough to get settled and
put enough by TO send for their near
brides. The number OF approaching newly
weds on the Caledonia was a record for the
Anchor line boats
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-09

You should wash your money, said the
doctor TO the wayfarer.
That's wasted on me, doc" duoth the
other man. MY valuables have all been
In soak for long time Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-09

The COW had just jumped over the moon
Il have no patience with the folks who
are afraid of the comet" she cried. Bring
1t onr'-New York sun,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-09

Magistrate OConnor of New York
startled a pickpocket brought before him
by his knowledge OF thieves slang. II
suppose" said the magistrate, you Were
framing a sucker to get away with
whole front, or at least you expected to
snag a poke or a super and a slang In
stead you got dropped by fatty and were
canned for a sleep. chr" Fifty years ago
George w. Matsell, special Justice and
chief of police in New York, edited
"Vocabulum: or the ROgues Lexicon" He
would understand today the meaning of
sucker" poke" super and a slang"
but what would he say to "a whole 'front.'"
Now getting a whole front is to take
everything the victim has. Super and
slang is an old slang phrase in England
as in America
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-09

Twenty thousand pounds of goat meat
Is consumed in Brooklyn weekly now be-
cause of the high prices demanded for
beef. lamb, mutton and pork 1t Is selling
at or 8 cents a pound lower than mutton
and lamb, and no effort is being made to
violate the law by concealing its identity.
Most of the goat meat Sc used by the poorer
classes. Many of those who use IT say
they like IL fully as well as the higher
priced meats. They also assert it is
equally nourishing. Most of the goat meat
supply comes from the western meat CEN
ters and the goats are sent here, dressed
for the wholesale market.
Dealers In that borough say that last
year scarcely any goats were sent to their
market and that now goat meat is a recog-
nized commodity, which seems to be grow
ing in popularity in the poorest sections.
1t is thought IL the existing high meat
prices continue the use of goat meat will
spread to Manhattan and the Bronx and
thousands OF persons will use that flesh
as a substitute for more expensive meats.
What the consumers fear is that as soon
as the meat trust knows the goat Is COM
petinE with 1t in the most important mar
ket in this country it will proceed to cor
ner the goat supply and jack up the prices.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-09

Entered at omaha postoffce as second
.lass matter.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-09

Uncle Josh-Don't ii say in the declara.
ton that q just government derives its
Uncle Silas-Yes; and II do beat every
thing what the governed will consent to-
I
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-09
THE OMAHA DAILY BEE

vIcroR RosEwArBR. EDITOR.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-09

zone word more" said the manager.
Don't write a play too expensive to be
-Na
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-05-09

A we'll dressed stranger entered the Of
flee Of Justice william B. Williams, Mont
clair. N. j., and after shaking hands as
tonished the justice by saying: I'm here
to redeem that counterfeit $40 bill I passed
on you. Two years ago called on you
with my girl and two witnesses and you
married U.S. / handed you q $40 bill. I
had a counterfeit in my pockothooS that
ia carried for several years. never
missed il until yesterday. Then I remem-
bered that ia accidentally handed you tho
Dill" The caller produced q good $40 BILL
but the justice refused to take It. Don't
let that worry you, NY dear fellow" he
laughed. Il never krew It was coun-
terfeit No kind of money sticks to me
over night. I'm married. myself"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-17
Official Notice TO Bidders

Sealed bids and proposals viii be received by
the Board of Public Works . the office OF the
City Clerk Of Weuwatoss. Wisconsin until
y. NJ juno 18th. 1910 for completing the ven
tIlatlng system of the Wsuv stoss Hfgh School
Building, and installing an exhaust Fentilating
system IN the public schools OF the CITY OF
Wauwatosa. according to plans and specifica
tons on file therefor in The ofiice of the City
Clerk
All bids must be ACCOMPANIED with a certified
check in the sum of ten percent. 10 per cent?
of the bid. conditioned that the bidder will in
case his bid IS accepted, enter into contract
with the City of Wauwatosa for the perform
ance OF said work with sureties upon his said
contract in,double the amount of the contract
price.
Bids and proposals viii be made upon blanks
furnished by the.City of Wsuwatosa.
The right to reject any and all bids received
is reserved by the said City.
The conditions of the specifications are to
govern bidders.
Wauwatosa Wis. June 8. 1910
BY order of the Common Council of the City
of Wauwatosa
lowe EDWARD COULTHARD. City Clerk
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-17

STATE OF WISCONSIN MILWAUKEE
COUNTY County Court-In Probate.
In the matter of the estate of Marie Mueller
deceased
Letters testamentary on the estate of
Marie Mueller late of the city of Wau-
watoSa in said County of Milwaukee, deceased
having been duly granted to Ida Kiehl
By this Court;
IT IS ORDERED. That the time from the
date hereof until and including the first Tues
dag of January. A. D. 1911 be and the same
is hereby fixed as the time within which all
creditors of the said Marie Mueller. de
ceased shall present their claims for examna-
ton and allowance.
h. TT Is FURTHER ORDERED, That all claims
for necessary funeral expenses for the expen-
SEES of the last sickness of the decedent and for
debts having preference under the laws of
the United states which are presented within
sixty days hereafter be examined and adj usted
by said Court. at its Court Rooms in the Court
House in the City of Milwaukee. in said Coun-
ty at the regular term thereof appointed to be
held on the first Tuesday,o September l9l0and
all such creditors are hereby notified thereof.
1T is FURTHER ORDERED. that all other
claims and demands OF all persons against the
said Marie Mueller deceased. be examin-
ed and adj listed before this Court. a it's Court
Rooms in the Court House. in the City of Mil
waulxee. n said County, at the regular term
thereof appointed to he held on the first, Tues
day of March 1871 and all creditors are here
by notified thereof
TITS FURTHER ORDERED. That notice of
the times and place at which said claims and
demands win be exained and adjusted as a. fore
SAID, and of the time above limited for said
creditors to present their claims and demands
be given by publishing copy of this order and
notice, for four consecutive weeks. once in
each week. in the Wauwatosa News, q news
paper published in the County of Milwaukee
the first publication to be within fifteen days
from the date hereof.
Dated this 18th day of June. 1910.
by the Court.
NJ. ). SHERIDAN
County Judge
Perry. Morton < Kroesing, Attorneys l7wl
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-17
JOINT DEBATE
Wauwatosa High School Joint Debate on
Commission Form of Government.

Wauwatosa High School Joint Debate on
Commission Form of Government.
The Joint debate between memb ers
of the graduating class of the Wauwa-
tosa High School, involving the desir-
ability of the commission form of gov
eminent for cities of the second, third
and fourth class in Wisconsin, author
lied by the legislature OF 1909, was
held on Monday evening, with very
much of credit to all the debaters.
The speakers for the affirmative,
favoring the establishment of the com
mission government, were Stanley
Perry. Howard Seaman and Robert
Smith, while those who contended for
the negative side were Ralph White,
Willard Sporleder and Arthur Porter
Each of the young gentlemen showed
by his familiarity with the results in
the various cities, which in. different
parts of the country have made and
are now making trial of the com
mission government system, that this
feature of school work had been an
interesting one, and one to which
much thought and study had been
gwen While some of the speakers
appeared to be more at home on the
platform than others, all did excep-
tionally we'll and furnished an instruc-
tive and enjoyable evening TO those
who attended
We listened to the debate and being
quite impartial because not yet decid-
ed IN our own mind, as to which is
really the more dcsira BILE form for city
government, we think, taking all
things into consideration, that the
respective sides. in manner of delivery,
style Of address aud subject matter as
as presented, were quite evenly
balanced.
The judges, however, who were Miss
Bleedorn, Mr.. Gillctt, Mr.. Kurt2, Mr..
Gilbert and Mr. Kearney decided for
the atlirmative.
We congratulate all the debaters
upon the general excellency of their
work, and those under whose direction
it was given, upon the idea as desir-
able one for similar efforts IN the
fn ur,.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-17

FOR SALE-Horse and buggies for
sale cheap. A good rooster Apply
of Max Roseuthal. Wauwatosa. Wis.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-17

WANTED-Girl for general house.
work, in a fnmily of three. Enquire OF
Mrs. NJ, h. Wells, &c. East Milwaukee
Avenue, Wauwatosa.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-17
OFFICIAL NOTICE
Published BY Authority Of the Common COun-
ell of the City of Wsuwet0se

ell of the City Of WsuWetOse
Sealed proposals win be received bv the off
GERS performing duties of Board of Public
Works in and for the city of Wauwatosas Wis
conSin, at the Office of the City Clerk at the
City Hall on Wisconsin Avenue in the Second
Ward of said city, until three go O'Clock in the
afternoon on Saturday, June twepty-fifth (25),
1910 for furnishing all labor and us terials land
constructing according to plans and Specifica-
tions therefor, on file in the office of the City
Clerk of Wauwatosa.
A twelve G2) inch double strength Clay
Sewer in West Milwaukee Avenue. from Lud-
ington Avenue to Church Street and in Church
Street, from West. Milwaukee Avenue. to a
connection with the present sewer in Church
Street. approximately. 1856 feet in length of
sewer.
Bidders viii also be required to give a sepa-
rate price erfoot. for which an eight 90 inch
service sewer viii be laid in West Milwaukee
Avenue from Luoington, Avenue to Church
Street. in accordance with Wauwatosa City
sewerage plans and specifications.
Together with all manholes and connect ions
as shown on detailed plans for said work
Plans and specifications may be examined at
the Office of the City Clerk in WauwatoSa.
No bid or proposal win be entertained unless
the same is accompanied by a certified check
to an amount equal to per cent of the said
proposal made payable to the City Clerk of
Wauw tosa.
The undersigned officers reserve the right to
be received pursuant to this notice.
Dated this Sth day of June. 1910.
C. II. CHANDLER
V. w. PRICE
Il. w. BRAUN
j. D.. WARREN
Of1cers performing duties of the Board. of
Public Works, City of, Wauwatosa. l6w2
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-17
OFFICIAL NOTICE

In the matter of the contempa ted improve
ment of that portion of Sixth Avenue from
the north line of East Milwaukee Avenue to
the south line of Center Street.
Notice is hereby given by the undersigned
officers performing the duties of Board of Pub
lie Works in and for the City of Wauw tosa
Wisconsin. that said officials have made and
filed in their office, at the office of the City
Clerk of the City of Wauwatosa Wisconsin. a
report showing their determination upon the
questions required to be considered by them
under the provisions of subsection 17S of sec
ton 925 Wisconsin Statutes 1898, concerning
the contemplated work or improveme of tina t
portion of Sixth Avenue between north line of
East Milw aukee Avenue and south line of Cen
ter Street. in the First Ward of the City of
WauWa tOSa. Wisconsin.
/ That said report shows that the undersigned
Officers has viewed the premises, their deter
mipation of damages and benefits which will
accrue to each parcel of real estate by reason
of change or alteration of grade, the entire
cost OF the contemplated " erik orimproyement
upon such portion of street; the benefits and
damages that will accrue to the several par
GELS OF real estate thereby and the amount
that should be assessed under the provisions of
sub-chapter Is of chapter 40 A Wisconsin Stat
utes 1898, to each parcel of such real estate as
benefits accruing thereto by the contemplated
which said report is open for inspection and
view at the said Office and win be so continued
for the space of twenty days after the date of
this notice.
That on the nth day of June 1910 said under
signed officers will be in session at the City
Hall in said city at the hour of nine (91 o clock
in the forenoon OF said day, to hear all objec-
tions that may be made TO said report.
Dated at City of Wauw atosa this Goth day of
May, 1910.
|, C. T. CHANDLER
w. PRICE
+. w. BRAUN
I j. d. WARREN
| Officers performing duties of the Board of
Public Works City of Wauwatosa. 1--WE
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-17
OFFICIAL NOTICE

In the matter of the contemplated improve.
ment of that portion of Second Avenue from
north line of East Center Street to south line
of Windsor Avenue.
officers performing the duties of Board of Pub
lie Works in and for the City of Wauwatosa,
Wisconsin, that said officers have made and
filed in their office, at the office of the City
Clerk of the City of Wauwatosa, Wisconsin, a
report showing their determination upon the
questions required to be considered by them
under the provisions of subsection 17S of sec
ton 925 Wisconsin Statutes 1893, concerning
the contemplated work or improvement Of
that portion of Second Avenue between the
north line of East Center Street. and soueA
line of Windsor Avenue in the First Ward on
the City of Wauw atosa Wisconsin.
That said report shows that the undersigned
officers have viewed the premises, their deter
NINA tion of damages ard benefits which will
accrue to each parcel of real estate by reason
of change or alteration of grade, the entire
cost of the contemplated work or improvement
upon such portion of street: the benefits and
damages, that viii accrue 10 the several par
GELS of real estate thereby; and the amount
that should be assessed Under the PROVISIONS of
sub-chapter 1S of chapter 40 A Wisconsin Stat
utes 1898 to each parcel of such real estate as
benefits accruinE theretoby the contemplated
work or Improvement on such portion ofstreet
which said report is open for inspection and
view atthe said office and win he so continued
for the space of twenty days after the date OF
this notice.
That on the 18th day of June. 1910. said un
observation-disclosures will be in session at the City
Hall in said city mt the hour of nine 90 o'clock
in the forenoon of said day to hear all objec
tons that may be made to said report.
Dated at City of Wauwatosa this Goth day Of
MAY 1910
C. r. CHANDLER
V. w PRICE
F. w BRAUN
J. ID. WARREN
Officers performing duties of the Board OF
Public Works City of Wauwat0sa. lfw2
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-17

There are hut few editors in our
state who have not made vigorous
and continuous fight against the city
mail order house. This has been done
in the interest of the home merchant,
snd without money and without price.
If the editors of the land had received
regular advertising rates for all they
have said against these enemies of the
country merchrnt they could now be
wearing diamonds Now the depart
ment store man appreciates advertis-
ing space and is willing To take all the
average country editor has for sale,
and at a good price, What other class
of business or professional men would
r,fuse business to help their friends,
especially as many of said friends
never seem in the least disposed to re-
tarn the compliment or even appreci-
ate it
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-17

, FOR SALE-The residence of a.
Landolt on WauwatoSa Avenue. In
quire of L. Il. Gridley.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-17
c. T. CHANDLER
V. w. PRICE
+. w BRAUN
j. ID. WARREN

OacerS performing duties Of the Board OF
Pubhc Works. CITY OF MnMWntnsn
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-17
c.. II. CHANDLER
V. w. PRICE
+. w. BRAUN
n VA ADD NM

Officers performing duties of the Board O
Public Works. City of Wauwatosa law;
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-17
OFFICIAL NOTICE

Officers performing duties of the Board o
Public Works City of Wauwatosa. Inv
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-17

One of our good farmers was telling
on the streets yesterday a conversation
h CHANGED to hear between young
boy i'll his seems and Christian Scien-
fist. 1t appears the Scientist came
across II small boy sitting under an
apple tree doubled up with pain
What is the matter my little man, "
he said. Il ate some green apples, -
said the little boy, land, oh, how |
ache!" You don't ache" answered
the follower of Mrs. Eddy, you only
think So The boy looked up in as
constituent at such a statement, and
then replied in "A most positive manner
That's all right; you may think so,
but I've got inside information"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-17

The postmaster general has kindly
granted PERM ssion Tor mail carriers to
deliver automobiles. Now if no viii
take one more step and provide the
automobiles aud Chauffeur the carriers
win be supremacy happy.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-17

The farmer actually pays premium
for bad roads. He pays it in time ex-
pended in getting to market; in, value
of drafting animals and the food they
eat and in the extra hands for their
care and handling; in increased num-
Der of vehicles and wear. and tear on
them, and in the decreased product of
| land that has less attention and care.
If the country has system of smooth
aud hard highways it would blossom
like rose and prosperity would follow
in the wake.
The beautiful should exist. in the
school life of the child. The school
building and grounds should portray
the artistic and beautiful. Those things
which adorn the tasty home should
embellish the school property, the
| law, terraces, walks, trees and flowers.
Within should'b be deafness and refine
ment A neglected school house is a
terrible demoralizer. Place child at
a mutilated desk, put in his hands torn
! and solled books and we find AN almost
Irresistible temptation to continue the
destruction. with knife and pencil.
Place the same child in neat, clean
room with suitable and beautiful fur-
niture and we Immediately remove the
temptation for destruction.
Don't have the nerve to send items to
this Office announcing doiugs gotten
up for profit unless you want to pay
for them. We sell our space and pa.
pers for living, If advertising is
worth doing it is worth paying for
An IriShman who was sleeping all
night with negro, had his face black
ed by a practical joker. Starting off
in hurry in the morning he caught
sight of himself in the mirror: puzzled.
he stopped and gazed, and finally ex-
claimed: "Begorra, they've woke the
wrong man"