Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-03-31

announced. He lounged into the din
ing room. drew his chair to the table
and covered biscuit with camembert
with his usual inscrutable air.
81 think it is better" he said delib-
eratingly, ito be an ass than a fool.
Have you any views on the subject?"
None, my dear Buttons. / have
been called both by shrewd men,"
$50 have l, If the worst were known.
and they offered proof! All, more and
more see that we were born for each
other, Donovan. was once so i'm
pressed with the notion that to be
fool was to be distinguished that
conceived the idea of forming a Noble
Order of Serene and Incurable Fools.
I elected myself the grand and most
worthy master, feeling safe from COM
petition. News of the matter having
gone forth, many persons of the high
est standing wrote to me, recommend.
ing their friends for membership. My
correspondence soon engaged three
typewriters, and was obliged to get
the post-offce department to help me
break the chain. A few humble souls
applied on their own hook for consida
Grafton. These / elected and placed In
the first class. You would be sur
prised to know how many people who
are chronic joiners wrote in absent.
mindedly for application blanks, fear.
ing to be left out of good thing.
United States senators were rather
common on the list, and there were
three governors; bishop wrote to
propose a brother bishop, of whose
merits he spoke in the warmest terms.
Many newspapers declared that the
society filled a long-felt want. l re-
ceived invitations to speak on the
uses and benefits of the order from
many learned bodies. The thing began
to bore me, and when my official sta
tionery was exhausted issued fare
well address to my troops and dis
solved the society. But it's a great
qualification to me, my dear Donovan.
that we quit with a waiting list"
There are times, Buttons, when you
cease to divert me. I'm likely to be
very busy for a few days. Just what
can do for you this afternoon"
Look here. old man, you're not
angry?"
mo; I'm rarely angry; but I'm often
bored"
Then your brutal insinuation shall
not go unrewarded. Let me proceed.
But first, how are your ribs?"
Sore and trifie stiff, but I'm COM
Portable, thanks"
LAS I understand matters, Irishman,
there is no real difference between you
and me except in the matter of GER
tain lady. Otherwise we might COM
bine our forces in the interest Of these
unhappy Holbrooks."
You are quite right. You came
here to say something; go on and be
done with it."
He deftly covered another biscuit
with the cheese, of whose antiquity he
complained sadly.
Il say, Donovan, between old sol.
der friends, what were you doing up
there on the creek last night?"
studying the landscape effects by
| starlight. It's habit of mine. Your
own presence there might need ac-
| counting for, if you don't mind"
Il will be square about it. l met
Helen quite accidentally as 1 left this
house, and she wanted to see her ia
| Their. I took her over there, and we
| found Henry. He was up to some
mischief-you may know what it was.
Something had gone wrong with him.
and he was in all kinds of a bad hui
NOR. Unfortunately, you got the bene-
| fit of some of it,"
Il will supply you a link in the
nights affairs. Henry had been to see
his brother Arthur.
Gillespie's face fell, and l saw that
he was greatly surprised.
'Humph! Helen didn't tell me that"
THE reason Henry came here was
to look for his brother. That's how he
reached this place ahead of Miss Pat
and Helen. And l have learned some
thing-it makes no difference how, but
1t was not from the ladies at st. Aga
tha's-I learned last night that the
key of this whole situation is in your
own hands, Gillespie. Your father was
swindled by the Holbrooks; which
Holbrook?"
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