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The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-13

Under the rules which prevail in
he police department of the city the
hight force. all but one. goes off duty
IL ) a. m. and the day force comes
IN duty al I a. m, For two hours
every morning the entire city Of Cairo
has but one police officer on duty,
and he is ordered to remain al pow
headquarters to answer the phone
ana watch the jail With twenty-five
police officers authorized by ordi-
nance one would think that this ar
rangement is wanton disregard of
what the people Of Cairo have a -ei,
10 expect in the way OF police pro
hihition.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-13

Jenny Limo after years OF steady
practice believed that the much rovei'
ed trill was for her an impoSsihility,
She practiced hours Il day, but Was
unable te accomplish the feat one
day. thoroughly discouraged, she was
sitting IN her garden whtn al ut once
she looked up INTO Il tree. Above her
Il bird was trilling she al once went
to her piano and through some magic
or power of imitation began the trill
and from that day never had any fur
Their difficulty.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-13
LEGAL DECISIONS

Malicious Eviction of Tenant--A
verdict for exemplary damages for
the malicious eviction Of a tenant
vas sustained by the Kansas Supreme
Court in Walterscheid Wv. Cruppec,
loo Pacific Reporter, G23. Plaintiff
vas an old man "a years of age and
MS wife was confined 10 her bed
With sickness. Defendants and their
igents forcibly entered on the prem
SEES and wilIfully and maliciously re.
moved a portion OF the roof and left
{ In that condition one of the work
men objecting because it looked like
I was going 10 rain. During the
aight a heavy rain fell in conse
quence of which plaintiff claimed
his health was injured by the eX
)osure. After reviewing the evidenc
he court says that all the circum
stances indicated that defendants
lcted willfully and wantonly for tn,
purpose of rendering the house un
inhabitable, so that plaintiff and hi:
family would be compelled to va
cate the premises. In commentin.
an the defendants conduct the coyr
adopts the language of the Illinois
Supreme Court expressed in a simll
lr case ''The whole conduct OF TIA,
parties was an outrage upon indiyid
ual rights and upon the law, and al
the circumstances indicate wanton
ness and malice. In such case ex
emplary damages were properl'
awarded and no court should weigt
the testimony nicely for the purpos,
Of reducing the amount
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-13

There is an interesting war on in
Paducah between a brewing company
and an ice company. The former put
In an ice plant and sold ice cheap,
and SO the latter started beer
agency. AT last account ice was sell
ing at 10 cents 100 pounds, anil
Wiedeman's beer at 80 cents dozen
bottles Such competition is not tn,
life of trade, but il Is good for the III.
innate consumer
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-13
BETTER FIELD.

He FolLoWED Her.

This is the Age of the Triumph of
the Weak; the jiu-jitsu system Of
wrestling has its equivalent in every
direction Popular education is the
Intellectual jiujitsu; the extended
franchise tile political. and modern
etiightment the spiritual. which en-
ables the many to discern the folly OF
the attitude of superiority assumed by
the few.--London Truth.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-13
NAGEL IN LINE FOR
ScPREME COURT JUDGE

Washington, Sept 12.--The name
of Secretary Nagel, of the depart
ment of commerce and LABOR, has re.
placed that OF the late Solicitor Gen
eral Lloyd w. Bowers, in gossip in
Washington regarding the expected
appointment 10 the present and pres
pective vacancies in the supreme
court of the United States.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-13
GREAT MAGAZINE COMBINE.
Shining Buttons Abolished.
know

Cleaning buttons Tor service uni.
forms were abolished by Uncle Sam
years ago. because they made the sol
diers. fatally conspicuous on the field
OF battle Instead OF hooks and eyes
as the worthy peace advocate sug.
sested. their garments are united by
dull black buttons.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-13

What made the boss glare so at
that man VINO Just went OUT" said
one waiter To another When he paid
his bin for a 50-cent dinner he asked
II there was any place in this neigh
horhood. anyhow whore n fellow could
go and get a deaent meal for 80
cents"
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-13
a CLAN G,AnRn

You can't arrest me" said the Bill.
vile justice to the town marshal 1t
takes a higher judge than am to
do that" That's all right" said the
marshal. Il locked the higher Judge
up two hours ago, Atlantic Constitu-
ton.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-13
Nj? IT IN ~Hr BUD
Tsrnt Appearance OF Dandrn,y n Ear
runner of Future HutJn..

Tsrnt Appearance OF Dandrn.y a Eor.
runner of Future Baidne.s.
That such is The case has neen con.
iusyelT proven by scientific r.yaarch
rot unna, The noted Euroneen stim
oecial'st decIares that aanG,liss % ~,
a.rdsed mp cutlcle OF the scsh eapeed
na"as'tss DESTROYING the vitality IN
6 n"'r b'tlh The hair becomes lffs,ss,
y N Line. falls out. This can be nrs,
snted
ew'res HArn'"ide Kills this dqndrlr
Af'f, M reStorea The hair to its natt,raI
0tncss ana abundancy.
l'erpcife il now used hv thousands 80
"on,e~a all eatistiet that II IL the most
nder nj hair preparation on the mar.
1t to-day,
SOD bv leading druggists Send Toe in
fa@ps Tor ample to Tho uerpicda Co
t''~ II. Mich,
One dollar bottles guaranteed
Paul @. Schulz & Sons, special
agents.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-13
Had Yachts Of Their Own.

Mccarthy was Boosting OF the
prominence OF his family In bygone
ages, But there we're no McCarthy's
IN Noah's ark" said O'Brien. NO"
said Mccarthy, "our family was very
exclusive In those DIS and had
Yachts Of their own" - National
Monthly.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-13
August Circulation.

The above Is correct statement OF
the circulation OF The Cairo Bulletin
for the year 1909 AMI for the month
of August, 1910.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager
Subscribed and sworn TO before me
this fifth day OF September, 1919.
LEO. j. KLEB,
Notary Public
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-13
CIRCULATION STATEMENT

Average number Of complete
and perfect copies OF The
Cairo Bulletin daily and Sun
day during the year 1907. 22is
Average number OF complete
and perfect copies of The
Cairo Bulletin printed daily
and Sunday during lie month
81 August 1910 2ocs
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-13
BANKS CAkNOT INSURE
LIVES OF THEIR OFFICIALS.

Washington, Sept. 12.-That ma.
tional banks may not insure the life
|of their presidents or any officers has
been decided by the comptroller OF
the currency.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-13
A Reasonable Fellow

What sort of clerk does ba
make? He's open to argument. And
when ! can convince him that a niece
of work comes within his province and
that he was hired to do it, he Is very
efficient"
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-13

Rio Janeiro. 10000 between Madagas
car and India and some Lee or the
eastern coast Of Australia between It's
mainland ana New Guinea.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-13
Clothes.

Clothes plus make the Johnny.
Clothes minus make the Saiome dan.
Ger. Clothes multiplied make the
woman of fashion Clothes divided
make the new woman. Puck.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-13

Bella-I understand your sister mar
ried q struggling young MAJ: ';liS
Yes; be struggled hard. but he raIdnl
get away from her.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-13

The uuIIstIn II on sale u the fsI
swing places:
coIeman's, 7ox Commercial Avenue
halliday houss News stand.
BIus Front Rsstauranl
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-13

WILL EXHIBIT AT.
Cal RlO.
One Day Only On
Tuesday, Sept ~
Campbell Bros.
Consolidated Shows
Circus, Museum, Menagerie,
HippOdrOme-..The only Big Cir,
Gus Coming This season.
500 Finest Horses ON Earth
AZ Double Length Railway Cars.
20 Worlds Famous Bareback
Riders.
40 European and American Aer-
ialiStS.
30 Lady and Gentlemen AcrDbats
20 Happy jolly, Funny Clowns.
IL Performing Elephants.
Double Menagerie, HippOdrOme
Races.
700 PEOPLE ALL TOGETHER 200
sP ECIAL FEATURE
The Marvellous RenenO
Will positively appear at each
Performance turning a com
plete S0mersault on a bicycle
WHILE LEAPING THE GAP.
One price OF admission takes
you all The way through Two
performances daily, rain OF
shine. Afternoon SHOW 2 p.
IN ; night show s p. m. Doors
open one hour earlier.
BIG STREET PARADE
AT 1880 A. NJ.
Shows Located Al
Thirty-Sixth Street
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-09-13

Clothes Reflect Good Taste.
The clothes q man wears reflect. not
his wealth hut his good taste.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-19
New York's Lobster Paiaeea.

Nobody of distinction of appetit. goes to lobster palace to eat. One goes there in gaudy mood or when every other place is filled or closed or with the kind of man who thinks gay ety means overdressed women, bedia- moned men, walters rushing with champagne as if they had the fire buckets and caterwauling orchestra. At midnight the din and the excite ment incline a sedate man to ask him. self whether he is not in a riot. If you have lobster digestion, you don't hear the din or feel the maelstrom of omnibuses, walters, head walters and patrons swirling about you. A man who is eating lobster has to concen. trate all his faculties, mental, physical, moral and intellectual, on the ordeal. You have heard no doubt of the young lady who was asked over her first lob ster how she liked 1t. ''I think" she declared, tits perfectly delicious if there weren't so many large bones in 1t. They look like celluloid, don't theyT-Richard Duffy in Putnam's.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-19
CIsveIan6s oreSdlnsss Poe wesk.


 President Cleveland was often at his desk in the White House until 8 o'clock n the morning and up again at g. l tell into the way of working until about l o'clock in the morning, and because of the oppressive heat 1 kept the door of my room wide open. Of. ten during the hours around m!dntch. l would step into the hall in hope of getting d stray breath of air. Once 1t so happened that as looked across the hall to the half open door turned toward mine l saw upon its polished surface the reflection of the hand of a man writing with patience and an industry that amazed me- I knew that the president was at his desk. 1 used to ask the watchman when I went to my task in ths morning at what hour the president had knocked of work the preceding night. 1 found that t was generally about o'clock in the morning, although sometimes when hs had finished some severe task that he had set himself he would stop at 2 o'clock. I usually stopped work at l o'clock. but 1 did once or twice hanc on until ? in the hope that might. if only for once. show an endurance equal to that of the man next door, whose greediness for work had become proverbial.-George F. Parker in Nc Cures.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-19
He Was a Poor Guesser

He was new conductor and anx. ious to expedite matters. When he saw woman holding a two dollar bill In her hand he dispensed with the customary exhortation to pay her fare and began to count cut change. There had been drain on his pockets throughout the trip, and he was obliged to interview half the passen. gers in the car before he finally se- cured the desired small coin. Finally the transaction was completed, and the conductor returned to the woman.
 "Fare?" he said.
 The woman dshed nickel from her pocketbook. Then she looked at the two dollar bill.
 "Dear me!' she said. Flow careless 1 am! forgot I had that money in my hand. Somebody might have stolen it."
 "Chumpw growled the conductor.
 The woman thought he meant her. but he didn't. He was cursing his own stupidity.-New York Globe.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-19
Not-a Success.

The manager of the subscription book department was telling of some of his experiences. "The funniest case 1 remember" he said, was that of an applicant for job at book canvassing from whom l expected great things. He made careful study of the litera ture we supplied him with and was very enthusiastic. Judge of my sur. prise when the first morning be went out back he came and handed ill his resignation.
 But you should not be so easily discourag ged,' I told him. Few make 8 success at the start. and you ac. knowledge that you went into only TWO places.'
 "'Only two,' he said lugubriously One was real estate agent, who per suaded me to sign a contract for two lots in Fizzlehurst, and the other was tailor. who sold me suit of clothes I didn't want And, shaking his head mourufuly, he mumbled Good day and went out. t."-Lippincott's.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-19
Tho New 6oardor.

What dld you say your name vaSr Inquiries the landlady in a hourse whis Der
 Camp"
 Ladies ana gentlemen. this is Mir. Grant"
 Ske waves cou tc a vacant chair The young lady on your right drops { half bow, Tha young gentleman to sour left crops :! pork chop Thus amid covert snee:s. supercilious glances and general awkwar2ness. you take your place among an alien people.
 "A hash house introduction always emincs me of 2 minstrel show" de clares the humorous boarder Be seated, gentlemen; know each other and be acquainted"
 Whereat you must smile.
 "Chase the COW this way" continues the humorous boarder in time honored seference to the nilk pitcher, whereat Iou must guffaw
 You are always master of ceremo- nies." says young lady boarder to the humorous one AS for me. I'm too timid."
 Why are you timidT'
 "Oh, I'm SO littlev
 Sweet goods come in small pack. ages"
 ''So does poison"
 Fine old repartee! After dinner you ascend to your hall bedroom and won. der if you will ever be at home in this company. But you know you will Within a month you will be lending money to the humorous boarder and perhaps have a love affair started,- Puck.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-19
The Thorn Crown.

The thorss that had crowned tho brow of the King fell i,l crimson wreath at the foo1 of q cross upon $ hill called Calvary. and they cried to the darkness to hide them from the sight of men-to shadow them forever beneath the nights black wings And welcome was the dark to them and alt the thunder CT the skies. Bu, wntH the night was done and light came with the morning White roses bluoriie,. above them. so that tEe red upon ,hei, spears was hidden. and men. behold
 ing. marveled at the flowers nor Slu the thornS that had wounded thp brow of the beautiful King. And the name of the roses was Love-even that Low which shelters in it's OWL bosom the shaft that wounds it and makes ear1r and heaven sweeter with forgiveness
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-19
AarmV0aa.

A district visitor was paying calls on the folk in a row of cottages and was shocked by :he conduct of q shabbi.y dressed old gentleman who passed from door to door iu great rage and threatened the occupants with all man. ner of dire penalties
 Dear me, what Il peculiar old man." she exclaimed to oHe Uf the tenants Why do you permit h:n to abuse you in that fashion,"
 "oh, We don't mind iu the ,ea~i ma'am,' answered the tenant w!tii a twinkle in his eyes Were ,,ui:. u>.,,, to his little ways by now. He's bee. a harmless lUnatic for ten or eleveu years"
 You don't say go. Poor oid fellow! What particular form does his mad- ness take?"
 "Optimism. ma'am. He comes fos the rent every Monday and actually allows himself to fancy that he'll SeA t"--Lcpdon Answers.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-19
,n the Hands of the Law,

An lmpecunious young lawyer re- sently received the following letter from tailor to whom he was in. iebted:
 Dear Sir-kindly advise mo by return alail when l may expect a remittance rom you ini settlement of my account. Yours truly. J. 8NIPPEM.
 The foll0Wor of Blackstone immedt ately repliet.:
 Dear Sir-I have your request for a1 .,ce of a recent date and beg leave te .ay that not having received any retain sr from you. cannot act in the premisea Cpon receipt of your check for $25o shah oe very glad to look the matter up for ,ou and to acQuaint you with tho results ,f my Investigations. am. sir. with great respect. your most obedient servant
 BARCLAY B. COKE
 S,,ccoSS Mo0oy{rn
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-19
French Peasant Women Hard Work

French Peasant Women Hard Workers The French peasant woman, Ere tonne or otherwise. works hard as any man. 1t makes one sad to see the women working in the fields, digging and delving, carrying heavy burdens driving the cattle, sometimes attend ing to the machinery employed on the farms. One wonders whether hus bands and fathers appreciate it all. especially when you hear some of the ballads, for ballads are supposed to reveal the soul of a people. l heard one the other day of which the refrain Is as follows:
 Dear Is my good wife Jeanne.
 Her death l should deplore.
 But dearer are my beaves.
 Their loss would grieve mo more! From Plougastel (France) Letter to New Orleans Times-Democrat-
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-19
Success Magazine.
Redundant Particular.

Cleveland people consider the name # their town sufficient as an address without the addition of Ohio, and one protesting against the use of the name # the state tells story to illustrate ;hs folly of redundant particulars. Tt relulnds me" he said, "of the fussy t.nglishlnan who went up to St. Peter md said. I'm from London And ;hen. for fear the saint might mix him ap with somebody else, he added,
 london. England, you know That lied the good old garekeeper. From London, England. ehY he said Well, Nr Man from London. England, you're knocking at the wrong door. Your new a,ldress is Sheoi. Birthstone coup. ty. Douinion of Lucifer!" "-Excharge
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-19
rhe Mennonlsee,

The Mennonites grew o1t of four sects of Dutch. Flemish and German Baptists. They derive their name from Memo Simons, Catholic priest who became a leader of the anabaptists in about 1537. Simons was born in l492 and died in 1537. His True Christian Belief' was published three years be- fore his death. Following the death of the leading spirit the sect under went divisions and changes of creed.- Pittsburg Dispatch.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-19
Tho Gnu In the Zoo.

They've got gnu iE the zoo. Sxss . "~w gnu. That is to say. no one ever <new it there beforA, When 1t arrived had very little coat. Consequently was in a state of gnudity: hence, :'i> new ditty we ahe composing CD 'he subject. But now 1t is no longer .Eude. Thax new gnu knew some lung and grew a new coat for the
 old weather. If some people knew vhat that new Nubian gnu knew. they would keep their hair on.--London ,scr3DN
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-19
DIR. c. D. SMITH VETERINARY SURGEON AND

DENTIST. Treats all diseases of Horses, Mules Cattle and Dogs. Office 331 Pine, corn 4th ave. Telephone (long dis tance) 529.
 Hospital 323 Pine, first olildins south of Hicks Ice Factory. Residence 1207 w. 9th, ave. tele phone (long distance) 109. Buggies and Automobiles washed
 while you wait
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-19
importance of Towels.

Do you fully realize the importance ,f the vowel "e" in English? The in- ,.rip,ion. "Prsrvyprfctmnvrkpthsprcp s,n." over the Decalogue in an Eng. ssh country church puzzled people for s,n years. Pepper 1t properly 'Eith ".s" and you may read, Preserve. ye perfect men: ever keep these prscepts ten" Easy. isn't it?-Boston Globe.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-19
COMET TO APPEAR IN WESTERN SKY \. Saturday and Sunday, Just as the Sun Goes Down. CHuLDREN'S CHANGE
 Will Not Be Visible In Pine Bluff X Until That Time-Can Dis- pense With Alarm Clock.
CHuLDREN'S CHAN NCE

You can throw your alarm clock Or, if you are the other sort of per son. you need not think you have any excuse for staying up until af- ter 3 o'clock. The curtain has gone down for the intermission in the comet show. If you are an astrono- mer you may see it on Friday ev- ening, but the common herd, those of the house roofs and the park (spaces, won't be able to see the won der again until Saturday.
 Right after sunset on Saturday
 nd Sunday evening the comet will appear in the sky just little south of where the sun has gone down. It will be brightest on these evenings, and then each night it will grow dimmer ,lnd dinner until a young moon happens along on June z, and by the tenth of the month the illu- mlnation of the new moon will have increased and then, good night com et
 So take the very small kids some place where they can see it and then ftell them to wait around for some Athing like seventy-five years and z X ( A perhaps, if they are good .,.ssTasre, len, they may be able to totter F and stroke their boards as they look at it a second time.
 It must not be thought, however. that even during the few days that she comet is out of sight to those m the solar system who have mail eddresses on the earth the comet is emitting entirely it's part of beng a thing of interest. On the contrary. It IS doing several things which may erect us very intimately. One of these IS to whisk it's tail around us.
 No Cause for Alarm.
 bue Keep your seats, good people, TOT there is not the slightest danger II you want authority you can take Srofessor s. A. Mitchell of Columbia university in New York City, who mas figured it out that the ,atmos- pnere we breathe contains several thousand times the density of the material from which the tai, ;s oon. structed.
 II It were possible to condense a cuolc mile of this tail, says he. it would be possible to put it in a. very sn'all capsule. He also declar. eo that there probably was not
 more than one molecule in every cu- olc yard These statements will 'ouotIess be welcomed with open as Py the faint-hearted who have 4's'ened with some trembling to the esanogen gas that has been infected
 ln'o comet conversation recently. Mueh foreboding has been felt in re- sara to the deadly character of this titles
 oh last night, about 1920 o'clock lne Bluff time, the comet passed ao'oss the face of the sun. Right
 'nen the tail stretched away straight a' us and it's length, which Profess sor Mitchell computes at about 2o.- 00O'ooo miles, is enough to envelop
 -. so the assurance that we were
 So' obliged to hold our breath for
 W To hours that this was going
 '. me as something of a surprise
 'o certain persons.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-19
PILES! PILES. FILES!

Williams Indian Pile Ointment will cure Blind. Bleedings and I'f:"'na Piles. It absorbs the tumorB, ahays itching at once, acts aS . poultico, gives instant relief. Williams' Indian Pile Ointment is preparel for Yilea and itching of the private parts. Sold by druggists. mail soc and $1.00. WI tiams' Mfg. Co.,, Props. Cleveland. Q Hold hv McCanvu"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-19
Modest Modern Man.

Whatever may be said of the modern man. be cannot be said to be lacking in unsdesry. While the ancients did their ut,uos, to prove that they issued from the gods, We do our best to demon strate that we have descended from rlonkeys.-Paris Journal
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-19
Washinaton's Rehuke

"Washington." said senator. "was not . cynic, yet he sometimes saio things so wretchedly true that they had . cynical note. Thus. reouking certain type of churchgoer. he once wrote:
 ""The church's feasts and fasts are marvelously well kept up. The r1cn keep the feasts and the poor the fasts.'"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-19
MsrAy Local.

Young Thomas, afflicted with grsss apple pain in his midst. thus sxplalnse his condition to his mother: "Mot1R. I've got an awful bad pain riSae n the middle of my stomach. but tAs rese of me feels Ans!"-IAppineoetA
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-19
Bad BLOOD

"Before began using Cascarets I had ..sad complexion, pimples on my face, .na Ay food was not digested as it should have been. Now am entirely well, and the pimples have all disappeared from my sace. I can truthfully say that Cascarets gre just as advertised; have taken only two boxes of them."
 Clarence R. Griffin, Sheridan, Ind.
 p,easant, Paiatable, Potent, Taste Good.
 no Good. Never Sicken, Weaken or Gripe.
 50o 2Sc. 5Oc Never sold in bulk The genu-
 fne tablet stamped C c C. Guaranteed to
 cure or yo.c money beck. 927
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-19
A Candid Critic

A Candid Critic. Author-Have you ree0 my book1 Friend-Yes. .What do you think of 1t .wel to be candid with you. tnmk the coye1s are too far apart. ."-Chicaso News.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-05-19

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