The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1910-02-12

nned 500. Even giving short weight
Is not all profit
This Is the season when the Missis-
s!pp! levees must brace themselves
for any emergency.
Stovaine may yet be relegated for
use only on the patients pocket while
he pays the doctors bill.
Tho poultry show is good thing.
provided It doesn't keep the hen away
from her duties too long.
That man who was robbed OF 800
Just before his wedding was caught at
most inopportune time.
Five suspected crooks have been
shot to death in Chicago this season.
Prudent crooks will avoid being sus-
pected.
Incendiaries tried to burn down an
engine house in New York suburb.
This WAS certainly adding insult to in.
Jury.
Something apparently has disgrun.
tied the weather man this year. II one
looks at the style OF weather he has
been giving us since It began.
Acetylene torches for use in dense
fog have been supplied to the Partisan
police stations. 1t would seem that
the London police would need them
more.
Edison believes that the time Is
coming when laborers will live as cap
italists. This will balance things, as
modern capitalists work as hard as
laborers
The French submarine that dived
under sinking boat and held II up
while the crew was rescued Is the
FIRST that really practical use has been
made Of
The governor OF New York calls for
stringent automobile laws. They will
have to have them II the metropolis is
to continue TO lead In the population
OF world cities
In some localities. 1t Is said. tho
farmers are becoming so careless
with their motor cars that town
man Is almost afraid to drive his horse
out into the country.
Chicago man in the business SAYS
the customer who asks for strictly
fresh eggs gets charged more and
that's all he does get Queer no one
fhTuWht Of
Kermit Roosevelt shot three bon.
goes. whatever they arc, and his "a.
thcr has not baEged any. Seems to
us that comes pretty near being an
exaggerated case OF lese majestic.
The best preparation for woman
who contemplates marrying n man to
reform him is to take in washing for
year. II she likes that sort OF
thing she can then set the day
The metropolis has received bitter
body blow Tho wife OF a promInen,
British public man has fed from the
noise OF London to seek rest in such
very quiet. sleepy place as she takes
New York to be. How Chicago will
chucklc and Boston beam!
A prize for one OF the best papers on
How Can Clean and Wholesome Mix
be Purchased Mt Least Cost for tn.
New York Markot?" offered by the
health board OF New York city has
been awarded to man who has for
several years been nm inmate OF the
State Hospital for the Insane ut Mid.
dlctown. n, Y. and the officials mr..
wondering where tho laugh comes in.
A wntchful observer has discovered
that there is "A straight and slender
tail trailing behind the nucleus Of
Halley's comet" This IL ns Il should
be. No wcll.rcgulatcd comet appears in
public without such nm appondagc. md
as the original HALEY visitor wns
known TO have one the latest discoy.
cry appears to be guarantee OF good
faith.
The ycnr begins In Europe with
some OF the disatrous experiences NJ
1909 tapping over Tho storms which
have prevailed there recently resulted
in foods which have caused wide.
spread devastation. Eastern Rou
mcliR Is reported TO have been nm cs
pccial sufferer. many persons being
drowned. while losses IN crops and
livestock are particularly heavy. Tho
region affected Ia dependent chiefly
m a1rirulfure and the onaot. bate.