The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-07-22
slams the screen door.

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slams the screen door.
A woman can be thinner and at the |
same time, be healthier than a man.
A man falls in love when II or IL |
years old, and is never out until he |
passes CO.
A certain Atchison man has no op.
position; but he seems to have about
as much trouble as anybody
An Atchison man is so lazy that he
has never completed the few details
necessary to draw pension.
One of the things no boy can un.
derstand is how anyone can consider
riding on a train hard work.
viii some wise man kindly explain
why war and football are such glori.
GUS events, and pugilism so depraved? ?
A man forgets his good luck next
day, but remembers his bad luck until
next year.
People are always expecting circus
men and politicians to finally do what
they promise.
A man will walk quite a ways in hot
weather to create a thirst for some.
thing cold and expensive.
that are of no use, and which you give
the person you love, or greatly admire.
Ever remark how many people
there are who, want you to neglect
your own affairs, in order to give
them encouragement"
Hospitality is great institution
but always remember that the dele
gate to a convention isn't half as wei
come as the money he spends
Advice to the girls: When you ride
horseback, don't wear puffs, which
are apt to bob up and down in funny
way.
A man who is afraid of his wife ap.
proaches her as a little country dog
approaches a big town dog that looks
somewhat cross.
The sport writer's blame everybody
but Jeffries for the humiliation at
Reno, New, last Monday. We blame
no one but Jeffries.
Speaking of honesty, isn't it fact
that when you play a slot machine,
YOU use the raggedest nickel you can
find in your pocket?
Occasionally you meet a Nbaseball
umpire whose work is so coarse as to
arouse the suspicion that he was edu-
Gated for the business by the women.
Every really good newspaper in this
country is distinguished by brief edi.
torial page. There is nothing quite so
| tiresome as an editorial, except a lee
| ture.
Some people are still indignant
about the tariff law. We don't hold
resentment that long; we've already
forgotten our disappointment because
Jeffries was whipped.
When a man talks a great deal
about standing on his record" it is
usually because he believes there are
few details that have not become
public property.
| whats the matter?" a man said t.
a friend; 'it seems to me you are very
quiet here lately" 1--WE been talked
about" the friend replied; that's why
l am so quiet here lately"
| In Japan, the women comb their
hair about once a week, and. barring
| princesses with a lot of leisure time
American women will finally be forced
to adopt that oriental custom.
The Roosevelts are bound to get
theirs. The old man settled down al
Oyster Bay yesterday, but Teddy, jr.
was married today, and "the news
paper boys" are now crazy about Ted
dy, jr.
1t is generally said that if the prize
fight pictures are exhibited, boys vii
see them. When you consider the
things boys do, looking at moving pic
lures of prize fight is a blessed re
lief.
AS soon as the hot weather permits
a quorom to gather, the Lancaste
Literary society will attempt to de
eide which man hates the most