Williams news., 1910-11-19
NEWS OFFICE DEVIL
 REPORTS THE FAIR

our genial merchant MT. James
 Kennedy and wife and little boy to the balloon with a string tied to it which by the way seemed to be the best financial play on the grounds Yes, of course, Capt. August Lind strom, from the wooded hillocks of Bellemont, with several of his old country friends was there. with both feet, and you know what 8 splash he can make when the woods are as full of show girls as Phoenix was. Did you say water? Why yes and to spare-Jake was there l also the Lamb, with his army of budding maidens from the effete plains of Kansas, and our Iowa ble ex- marshal Geo. Patten, whom we saw in an arm to arm conversation with several of his democratic brethern, who are in attendance at the Ism convention being held at Phoenix to decide whether or not we of Arizona shall be freaks or parrots, in the future and which by fheir actions at the present time are very apt to leave us on the stranded shores of territorial un- happiness for several years to come. It's too bad. but the people are to blame: it was up to them whether they should send the elephants or the long ears, and they choose the latter, and they are doing that which is most natural for them to do under the circumstances, and that is to play with the tail or isms of every wild fanatical contortion that blows their way. Arizona should be thankful indeed, if the recall cranks should happen to slip little recall plank in the consti
 tuition; asking that their parents be recalled from the land beyond those heaven kissed peaks from whom no traveller has returned, and make them show cause why they have deserted their penny-wise off springs.
 The wild woman in the pit from the wilds of Madagascar, was there and che was just as wild as ever, only dime; and the laughing Kid, who would make you laugh al though you never laughed before, was only ten cents.
 Horses-Yes we saw horses there until we felt that we might become Il hoss or horseless wagon, I guess
 that'is what you call those d. things with no legs. We saw
 Daniel in the lions den, Patch, and
 had little visit with Lady Maud
 c and we saw the great Copa de Ore, lower his past records over two seconds, and that's lot of time on the end of mile, old sport.
 We saw records smashed, like Jim
 Hudson smashes doby pigeons,
 when he hasn't been to a fire, and
 that is saying a whole lot for our
 Arizona track. which is, no doubt, the best in America for fast time. Goode he was there. like a duck. or the Pirate of Penzance, with that beautiful lilly, Sweet Briar Rose, owned by Andrew Miller, who bred and raised her, and they tell me that she is the first thoroughbred ever foaled and registered in Ari
 zona with the Jockey club from
 Arizona, and she is a peach
 ] Now. governor. on the dead level she runs like the blood does from l mas nose when she tries to beat
 me up with the shafts out of pa's
 new buggy.
 By the way, Phoenix had dandy
 rain Sunday. and we heard many of the good people say that it was awfully good for the poor sheep
 men. Say, what makes the sheep
 men poor? 1 thought they were
 making money fist over hand. If you go in a store and get suit of clothes they charge you. if there is a little nap on them. forty dollars, ard if you send to one of those mail
 order houses in the east for a guar ' I