davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1910-11-17

CzwRrtek, dnis 1go ListoI
6w agent jednem rzutem Okla
IA mnie posral Gala sprawe.
AHA pan ukr aaEl!l mego.
wezzaY?n zawola g1oBno, "a
on sshwytal zIodzieja. Lecz.
teraz st6j spokojniesnie rn-
szaj zadnym cz1onkism.Jeden
tylko jest srodek ably 81 po-.
m6dz."
,,Tylko predko, ty1ko pred
ko", wyjaka1em, ,,bo dret-
wieie!"
,,Przyniescie kubek mleka"
= zawolal wla6ciciel VEGA
Kilku ludzl pobieg1o do res
.tauraeyi dworca. Zreezta wi.
dzowie tel wzruszajacej see
ny zachowali jak najwlekszv
spok6j byli przykuci do zie-.
mi groza i przeBtrachem.
Panic, co przeszed1em v
tych kilku chwilach W tych
minutach, MIN mleko nadesz-
10 to ME da sic ~wypowiedzie6!
Smiertelna trwcga wypedzi}a
mi krew z lie, a. wiosy de-
benz mi staly; Jimmy pot O.
blewaf mi skronie.
Wreszcie na1eszlo mleko,
p61misek ustawiono W pobli-.
zu mnie; waz ku kt6rego gfo-|
vie w%znoszacej sic ponad.
moja, ME odwazy1em sic
spojrzec zwolnil swe pierscie-
ME wko}o mnie zwiniete j.
|opusci1 wreszcie me cis1o i.
pope1zal ku mleku.
Bezwladny upadlem. Otrzez-
wialem dopiero we wiezieniu.
DIugi czas .leza4em " silnejl
febrze. Odtad sta1em sic cal
klein innym czlowiekiem."
ITO jest ~zadziwiajace rzekl.
dobrodusznie starry ~jegomo6c.
A jak waz pana opasal?"
Opowiadajacy opisal to jesz-
cze raz pogladowo.
,,Tutaj", rzek1 W kohcu do
tykajac reki ewego sluchacza
,, tn by} jeden pier6cieh tam
drugi, a tax (~obejmujac je-
go tall9) sclSnaf mole clafO.
Pociag sta]e, music wy
siadac,"
z dworskim uk3odem Cd.
dali} sic m]ody cz1owiek.
Starry iegomosc dIugo jesz-
cze my6la} nod tenn, co sly
sza1 jednak przekoaal sic, re
pokuta nawr6conego z1odzie- /
ia ME wyklucza wBzakze
predkiego zn6w powrotu do
S 49, IL. -1--k |
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-08-01
DEATHS AND FUNERALS.
Lester Norvel Parker.

Lester Norvel, the fifteen-months-
old daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. L. G..
Parker, of Prentiss, Miss, died in this
city at o'clock this morning, after
an illness of several weeks.
The child was brought to Hatties-
burg about three weeks ago, suffering
with a arrangement of the stomach,
complicated by other ailments, and
was placed under the treatment of a
specialist in this city. 1t Immediately
began to improve, and until within a
few days ago hopes for its recovery
were entertained. Its little system
was so weakened by long illness, how
ever, that it was unable to withstand
the malady from which it was suffer
ing.
The remains was taken to Prem
tiss this afternoon, where the inter-
ment will take place tomorrow.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-08-01

lery, just outside her daughters room,
when she heard the shot. She rushed
in. and to her horror found her
daughter lying across the ped
with the blood streaming from
wound in the left side. Her clothing
was ignited by the fire from the re-
volver, and was burning when Mrs.
Hopkins entered the room.
Mrs. Hopkins had that morning
taken the revolver and Placed it upon
the top of a wardrobe in her own
room, it is said, and had no idea that
her daughter knew where it was. 1t
is thought that she secured the
weapon when she entered her moth
er's room, and concealed it in the
bed clothing.
Mrs. Reeves was married about sew
en- years ago to a jeweler of Birming-
ham, Ala. The marriage took place
in Hattiesburg and the young couple
went to Birmingham to reside. About
a month after her marriage the young
woman returned to her mothers
home, stating that her husband
had been unfaithful to her, and that
she could not live with him. Mr.. Reeves
it is said, came back to Hattiesburg
and induced his wife to return to
Birmingham with him, but she re-
manned only short while, again re-
turning to Hattiesburg, where she has
resided since.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-08-01
MORE HERESY FROM CHICAGO

of
World the official publication the
school, contains editorial setting
taniy"
but believe that
religion
will
it.
teachings
United form
converts than President Eaots creedless creed"
outlined article
will biblical tales which conflict with scientific truth
will ethical,
to
repudiate their
religion
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-08-01
new INDUSTRIES
have been FORMED

Jackson, Miss, Aug. 1.-The follow
ing new corporations have been
formed in the state during the past
few days and will shortly submit their
charters to the Governor for approx
al:
Robinson Springs, Pocahontas,
Kinds county, capitalized at $1,000.
900; r. L. Bradley, c. L. Bradley and
H. A. Moore.
Gulfport Cooperative Building &
Loan Association, Gulfport, Harrison
county, capitalized at $1,00O,OOO; w.
R. Strange, M. P. Bouslog, and others.
Independent Order of Doves of
America, Renova, Bolivar county, no
capital stock S. r. West, w. T. Whit
field, and others.
]. F. Wilder Lumber Company, Per-
kinston Harrison county, capitalized
at $4,000; L. A. Wilder, G. H. Hill,
and others.
Summit & McComb Motor Line,
Summit, Pike county, capitalized at
$4,000 Glen ". Ratcliff, Ted Black
more, DR.. v. Simmons, and others.
Sons & Daughters of America, Crys-
tai Springs, Copiah county, no capital
stock; J. Funchess, and others.
Jacobs Cotton Transplanter Com
pany, Jamestown, Coahoma county,
capitalized at $4,000; A. G. Jacobs,
W. B. Wise, and others.
Great Southern Pharmacy, Gulf
port, Harrison county, capitalized at
10000; R. N. Colquhoun, R. L. Colqu-
houn, and others.
Craft Cabinet Company, Hatties-
burg, Forrest county, capitalized at
$4,000; W. B. Craft, J. D. Craft, and
others.
L. Schwartz Company, Meridian,
Lauderdale county, capitalized at S.
600; Louis Schwartz and others.
Pace Gin Company, Pace, Bolivar
county, capitalized at $4,000; J. H,
Pace, qsorge q, Tucker and others
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-08-01
SOUTH MIKES MUCH CORN

ne OF the most encouraging
ne increased production
END According
station
than the gives
lowing fol
North Carolina
Georgia 55ssoo0 bushels
Dos bushels
ARKANSAS Se2Ss000 bushels; Oklahoma
The than
produced
SIM Minnesota North
Calvin the of comparison
re the
These northern
did the cotton
z65 bushels against 1874 bushels
yield
of agric
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-08-01
Man With HAMMER
WANTED Interview.
Said He Wanted To Talk With The
President on Religious Subjects.
Held For Examination.
fBN Associated PreSS.l

Beverly, Mass, Aug. with a big
hammer concealed about him, John
George Stemson Schubell, religious
crank, tried to see President Taft at
the Burgess Point cottage Saturday
morning. James Sloan, Jr., the Sc
cret service operative who has imme-
diate charge of the protection of the
president, saw the man with the long
name first and promptly handed him
over to the Beverly police who have
him locked up in the city hall awaiting
examination as to his sanity.
Schubell arrived at the summer
White House about 10 o'clock. There
was nothing in his manner to attract
attention, and he strolled up the lane
and was not intercepted until he
reached point fifty yards from the
presidents front porch, where a secret
service man is always on guard.
Sloan himself happened to be there
Saturday morning. He stopped Schu-
bell and asked what was wanted.
81 would like to see the president"
was the reply.
"Have you an appointment" was
asked.
mo; but is is imperative that I see
him."
Sloan's suspicious we're immediate
ly aroused, the more since the caller
began to grow excited.
what is it that you want to see
him about?" demanded Sloan.
81 wish to talk with him on religious
matters" declared Schubell.
"Well I'm sorry" said Sloan, "but
it Is impossible for the president to
see you this morning. Come on, now,
and take a walk with me-"
The man offered no resistance and
Sloan led him across the grounds to
the stable, where, after a hasty ex-
animation the big hammer was locat-
ed under Schubell's coat. An auto
mobile carried him to the lookup. He
said nothing about intending any at
tack on the president.
Schubell declared that he came
here from his home in Baltimore three
days ago. He is about 40 years of
age.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-08-01
Sp.4zN'5 INCRE.A5LNG TROUBLES


There
with civil
elimination
tation.
nrst putting
between ex
riotng
before
would either
ana theta alter is a probable of the two
howm
the rebels
sidered high
administration
exid Barcelona
further than
kine
their hearts.
question whether Caremont
together in the face of the formidable
make The
pnt
SPAIN
service
exies themselves fol-
Knowing the exes made
Spain them back
1heeupon noice( that
II
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-08-01

a deep thinker, refined and modest,
and generally liked by all who knew
her. She was of a reserved disposi-
ton, unassuming, and had supported
herself comfortably for several years.
1t is believed by some of her friends
that she had been considering the
question of self-destruction for some
time. About a week ago, it Is said
she had requested her mother that in
the event she should die soon, that
her body be prepared for burial by
no one except members of the family;
asking that her mother, if possible,
perform these last sad rites.
Sunday she wrote letter to brother,
Ed Massey, who resides in California,
known. 1t was sealed and addressed
by the young woman, and was mailed
without being opened.
Mrs. Reeves had prepared her toilet,
having bathed, robed herself in a
white gown and arranged her hair in Z.
neat and attractive manner, and it
was evident that she had deliberately
planned to take her own life
The sad occurrence is deeply re-
GREETED here by the many friends of
the unfortunate young woman and her
bereaved relatives, all of whom have
the sympathy of the public in their
misfortune.
The remains will be inferred in the
city cemetery this afternoon at 5
o'clock. Funeral services will be
conducted at the residence by Rev.
Simpson-Atmore, rector of Trinity
Episcopal church.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-08-01
SAD TRAGEDY


CONTINUED from page one.)
tragedy Mrs. Reeves was seen to
run across the hall and then back
to her bedroom. Her mother went to
the side of the bed where, she was
lying and attempted to quiet her, and
had not been out of the room more
than ten minutes, when the fatal shot
was fired.
Mrs. Hopkins was sitting on the gal
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-08-01

We are authorized to announce Hon,
FRANK H. LEWIS, of Scranton, as a
candidate for Congress from the Sixth
Congressional District Of Mississippi.
subject to the action of the Democratic
party.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-08-01

SUPPLIES AND RE-
PAIRING-I have purchased the H.
w. Herlong Automobile Establish
ment and solicit share of the pub
lie repair and supply business. Com
petent workmen always in charge
II. V. PERRY, Stevens Pudding, b.
Pine street. Cumb. phone 273.
6-z4-1mo
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-08-01

We are authorized to announce
HON. B. P. HARRISON of Gulfport,
as a candidate Tor Congress from the
Sixth District of Mississippi, subject
to the action of the Democratic party.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-08-01
ANNOUNCEMENTS


We are authorized to announce
JOHN R. TALLY, ESQ, as candi-
didate for Congress from the Sixth
Congressional district, subject to the
action of the Democratic party.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-08-01
CITY BREVlTIES.
. :. ~=~***~**** :

Mr. "A. M. Mcmillan received let
ter today from his sister, Miss Annie
Mcmillan, stating that she was not
SO seriously injured in the wreck at
Montgomery yesterday as the press
dispatches stated. Miss Mcmillan re-
ceived number of bruises on her
head.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-08-01

W u tne CITY police raded
night and
se ano tne women sentenced
thirty days in jail That quality
~"seS weep. No wonder women sometimes to
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-08-01

We have the Oldest employment NJ. .o ad.
pany in Mississippi ana 'n' .t ' # to
vertised, hence we can make .i ~
your interest to call on US III South.
employment, or skilled help. SCUM ss,,r
erp Employment Co., j. E. M"u na4,
Manager. 1l2 Mobile Street. bO'n
Phones 81.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-08-01

NOTICE TO pUBLlC-DR. GArLlN
has moved his dental oin'o ..0
rooms over N. B. Bloun' s'Ui =,
where he is making specially y,
crown, and bridge work plates ga aaS
extraction at panic prices ecu
extracted without pain. No teeth
filed.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-08-01

Lady of Excellent Character.
Those who were intimate with the
deceased, say that she was most
excellent young woman, well educated,
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-08-01

FOR SALE-Scholars in the Hat
tiesburg Business College. ADDRESS
M, care The News. 9-tI
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-08-01

LOST-Last Saturday, One IS size
Hamilton 81 jewel, 1914 Fahy's
case No. 7,405,496 gold filed watch
Liberal reward to finder for return
of same to ]. A. Myer. LIT
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-08-01

PAPER CHANGING AND PAINTING
Home phone 224 Blue. 7-25-2mos
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-08-01

medium-sized ice box,
serviceable but cheap. Address Box
1877. 9O-St
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1910-07-14
Il i. a Mistake

Many have the idea that anything
will sell If advertised strong enough.
This Is a great mistake. True, a
few sales might be made by advertis.
Ing an absolutely worthless article but
1t Is only the article that Is bought
again and again that pays. An ex.
ample of the big success of a worthy
article is the enormous sale that has
grown up for Cascarets Candy Cathar.
tic. This wonderful record Is the result
OF great merit successfully made known
through persistent advertising and the
mouth-to-mouth recommendation given
Cascarets by its friends and users.
Like all great successes, trade pi-
rates prey on the unsuspecting public,
by marketing fake tablets similar in
appearance to Carcarets. Care should
always be exercised in purchasing well
advertised goods, especially an article
that has a national sale like Cascar-
cts. Do not allow a substitute to be
palmed off on you.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1910-07-14
tell Me- so.-

I know that somewhere In your loving
heart
There is a sheltered nook reserved fol
me;
A little Kingdom where I reign supreme,
However small my tiny realm may be.
l know that in the music Of your soul
There chimes with mine a chord 90
sweet and low,
The echoes flood our hearts-but, dearest
one,
'Twould be so sweet to hear you tell me
so!
Perhaps you feel that I should be content
10 know that I am loved; but in my
1 long to hear the happy story told,
For tender words are loves divinest part.
For II we parch with thirst, what If the
streams
snail food their banks in wild tempestu-
Gus flow.
II not one drop shall reach our fevered
lips.
All. darling, If you love me-tell me SO.
hands,
% after all, there is not far to go.
ana Ire Will end I'm silence, hard and cold.
So darling. IL you love me-tell me sol!
New York Weekly.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1910-07-14
EdxN Hiram


We'll now, If that amt surprising!'
calculated Mrs. Ryetop, as she shaded
her eyes with her hand. There goes
old Hiram Skinfint, and rather than
step on a poor black ant he picked IL
up, and ! bet he is going to drop II
somewhere out of the reach OF dan.
ger"
Her husband laughed knowingly.
Not Hiram Skinfiint, Mandy. He'll
go down to Jed Weatherby's general
store and order a pound of graduated
sugar. Then while Jed is looking an
other way he'll drop the ant among
the grains and tell Jed as long as his
sugar has ants in it he ought to sell it
at half price. Like as not he'll try to
get Jed to throw in two or three
raisins and a yeast cake. You don't
know Hiram Skinflint.'
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1910-07-14
MYSTERIOUS knowjedue.

From the Ladies' Home Journal.
Some years ago an expedition from
n University Of Pennsylvania was
sent to n of u southern states for
The purpose of observing a solar eclipse.
The day before the event one Of the
professors said to an old colored man
belonging to the household wherein the
scientist was quartered:
tom. If o will watch your chick
ems tomorrow morning you'll find that
they'll all go to roost at IL o'clock"
Tom was, of course, sceptical; but
at the appointed hour the heavens were
darkened n the chickens retired to
soost. At this the mans amazement
showed no bounds, and he sought out
the scientist.
Professor" said he, chow long ago
did you know dem chickens would go
20 roost?"
About a year ago. said the pro-
fessor smilingly.
well, If dat don't beat ALL" was the
mans comment. Professor, a year
ago dem chickens am even Matched"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1910-07-14
Well, Wasn't He Rtoht?

The minister was addressing the
Sunday school. Children, l want to
talk to you for a few moments about
me of the most wonderful, one of the
',ost important organs in the whole
world" he said. What is that that
throbs away, beats away, never stop.
ping, never ceasing, whether you
wake or sleep. night or day, week in
and week out, month in and month
out. year in and year out, without any
volition on your part, hidden away in
the depths, as 1t were, unseen by you,
'throbbing, throbbing rhythmically all
your life long," During this pause
for %oratorical effect a small voice was
heard: 81 know. It's the gas meter"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1910-07-14
The Crucial Test.

From the London Chronicle.
At an adjourned town council meet
ing in the north, a member casually
mentioned that a person could not en-
Joy or even distinguish between drinks
in the dark. A worthy bailie denied
this and offered to bet hat blindfolded
he could name any drink given him.
The bet being accepted and the bailie
blindfolded, the test commenced. The
oailie drank everything submitted,
smacked his lips and correctly named
h drinks until the taker was in de-
ypair. Then try him WI water" whis-
pered a counselor, and the hint was
taken. Sip-smack-sip-a shake Of the
head-"I Gamma just mind the name
o this, but I mind o. tasting it when
I was q wee laddie.''
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1910-07-14
TactfuI.

A woman with a pronounced squirt
went to a fashionable photographer.
He looked at her and she looked at
him and both were embarrassed
He spoke first.
Wont you permit me-" he said, ito
take your portrait in profile? There
is a certain shyness about n of your
eyes which is as difficult in art as it
Is fascinating in nature. Beacon.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1910-07-14
A Protection Against the Heat,

When you begin to think it's a per.
sonal matter between you and the sun
to see which is the hotter, buy your.
self a glass OF a bottle of Coca-Cola.
1t is cooling-relieves fatigue and
quenches the thirst. Wholesome as
the purest water and lots nicer to
drink. At soda fountains and car.
donated in bottles-5c everywhere.
Send &c stamp for booklet THE Truth
About Coca-Cola" and the Coca-Cola
Baseball Record Book for 1910. The
latter contains the famous poem
Casey At The Bat" records, schedules
for both leagues, and other valuable
baseball information compiled by au.
thorities. Address The Coca-Cola Co..
Atlanta, Ga.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1910-07-14
TAKE A FOOT.BATH TONIGHT

After dissolving one or two Aliens Foot
Tabs (Antiseptic tablets for the foot-bath)
In the water. 1t will take out all soreness,
smarting and tenderness, remove foot
odors and freshen the feet. Aliens Foot
sweating or nfiamed feet and hot nerv-
BUSINESS of the feet at night. Then for
comfort throughout the day shake Aliens
Foot-Ease the antiseptic powder into your
shoes. Sold everywhere &c. Avoid SUBJ
stitutes. Samples OF Aliens Footballs
mailed FREE or our regular size sent by
mail for Csc. Address Allen S. Olmstcd.
Leroy, N. Y.
"FootsTabs for Foot Tubs"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1910-07-14
"Foot.T Tabs for Foot Tubs"
He Rose TO II.

DO you know" said a little boy Of
i've to a companion the other day, my
fathen and l know everything. What
! don't know my father knows, and
what my father don't know | know"
"All right! Let's see, them replied
the older child, skeptically. where's
Asia?"
1t was a stiff one, but the yourgster
never faltered.
We'll, that" he answered coolly,
lis n Of the things my father
'rows."-Harper's Bazaar.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1910-07-14
Statistics Go Lame.

Pears t me thar's somethin'
wrong with stertisticks," remarked the
Oldest i%nhabitant as he dropped into
his usual place on the loafers' bench.
What's wrong with emf" queried
the village grocer.
wall ercordin' tew en- continued
the o. l., I'VE orter hev had a death in
teown ev'ry six weeks fer tn past
tew years"
rs that SOP" said the grocer.
"Yaas," answered the other. IAN.
by ginger, we amt had 'em!"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1910-07-14
Too Quick for Her.

From the Buffalo Express.
Senator Clay, at a dinner in Marietta,
praised the ready wit of a Georgia
lawyer.
Even in his youth, when he was only
an instructor in Hiawassee college,
my alma mater-even Them said Sen
itor Clay, "he had a ready wit"
They say his wife limited to him
one day just before Easter:
1T Is the spring, the beautiful
spring, and see-even the trees, dear,
have all got new clothes
$50 they have he answered read
Wy. Beautiful new clothes. And made
'em all themselves, too, besides supply
ing the MATERIAL"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1910-07-14
CONTINUED Next Weekly
Tho Stomach Hold.

Colonel H. N. Renouf,' at the "Old
Guard banquet at Delmonico's, en-
phasized the Importance to an army of
a good commissariat.
you have perhaps heard" he said,
"of the company OF privates hat a
patriotic lady entertained one Memorial
day to dinner. II was a good dinner,
and at It's end a pretty maidservant
entered with a superb dessert.
dessert, ~sergeant?' she said to the
stalwart young soldier at the head Of
the table.
"'Dessert?' the sergeant answered.
When I can get eats like this for
nothin'? Mike! Not mel"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1910-07-14
The Dentists Joke.
From the Buffalo Commercial

cToHu Tic bulldiO commercial.
At a recent dinner, of the Authors
club in London to owen Seaman. the
editor Of Punch, Walter Emanuel, an
other member Of the staff Of Punch,
referred to the fact hat the man with
the largest sense of humor he had ever
struck was an Englishman-a dentist.
He went to him after suffering Ions
with q toothache. He refused to have
gas, and the dentist pulled out a tooth,
leaving him writing In pain, and took
the tooth to the window, where he
laughed quite heartily. He groaned,
whats the joker Wrong TOOTH
said the dentist.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1910-07-14
COMING Down 10 Earth.

Happiness" acclaimed the phil.
osopher, lis in the pursuit Of som
thing, not in the catching of it."
Have you ever" interrupted the
plain citizen, chased the last car on
a rainy night?"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1910-07-14
Tho Perfect Man.

FTUIH yUOUy 3.
There was one man whose life was
perfect" said the Sunday-school teach
er. What one of you can tell me who
he WASP"
Little Mary James hand went up, and
the teacher nodded to her.
He was mammals first husband"
she said.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1910-07-14

Theatrical expense accounts come
under the head Of play bills.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1910-07-14

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