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knowledge that they found contain minerals the title
under the grant would hold good in law.
In letter for publication Mr. Short the that
petroleum not mineral and therefore that the exception expressly
made the grant does apply This be
matter Tor to decide, but deter the
from seeking rights the
Mr. Short likewise increasingly active his endeavor
lite the absurd state conservation which Governor
Get stuffed with corporation agents. including among others,
Mr. Short This has because the legislature
provided appropriation day the valuable de1ib-
eatons but Mr. Short persuaded that the body could be given
of life might be able make that would
the forest of and incidentally father
of official propaganda support the proposition
turn over the Sierra water powers to the state
If it be conended that the of the
cost something doubtless Mr. Short knows where the could
be found He is the ndeatgabe public
above the California horizon
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-03
Change of
Tone Concerning
the PrOgressives

Not very long ago Mr. Taft inmaed the progressves
had fought the administration before
the that they did the amendment of bills
introduced the of the cabinet 1t may be added that
these amendments plainly the public and fact the
legislation which Mr. Taft Justly congralates
chiefly shaped by the although
ically in the minority.
This interesting we'll gratifying change
the period long ago when Mr. Taft permitted Attorney
General Wickersham read the of the
manifest Improvement spirit and should make for harmony
in the party.
somewhat similar change of noticeable the
the congressional campaign This body made
OF andpatters and they selected of
speakers of the stripe proved disastrous policy and
everywhere that these from Joe
lay made their defeat followed Now they
realize their mistake and engaged they swapping horses
the middle OF the Representative Mckinley of Illinois,
who chairman OF the campaign committee issued last week
authorized statement OF policy in these words:
The committee
the but absolutely unquaiey
This very we'll and audable change policy
having trouble about putting muzzle Uncle
Joe Cannon He broke loose the other day customary
the Illinois convention
York state with alaruns and excursions.
The original plan send Cannon special car for
extensive stump speaking with James E. Watson
of Indiana another violent the old guard
invade the doubtful districts but the
understand that invasion of this kind would have effect
than resolve doubts that
democratic party In view of the
standpat be renomnated this absurd
abandoned but still Uncle Joe satisfied and threatens to
invade New York automobile he denied
and dignity OF Republican candidates
praying that he will keep away from their districts.
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-03
The Appointment
of Seymour as
Chief of Police

Theodore Durrant to the gaows and another field of criminal
endavor he successful putting prison bars Chris
Becker the most sklfu and dangerous forger America
Mr. Seymour has serious task hands and Grave
responsibility He will be subjected every sort Of TEMPTATION
but The Call confident that he will maintain his honorable
his ~
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buwarks danger they the escutcheon are canned
they stranger may this perhing land
They they and they bee they yawp till each arN
skinned labor coal the cellar and argument
nothing but the village with butter and eggs that
fat hens have laid and to and muter
The outlook afraid fear that the eagle IS mou
ngl pangled hock This country IN Tor
jolng shake off the long distance
clacker who with his awbone hath snned for labor means
grub and tobacker and arguments nothing but wind.
.s .ssss&sa=a.ss -.s-. CDsaAz Az1la4o.,
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-03

1t takes an exceptionally strong
minded man to keep his fool streak un-
der cover for 80 days.
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-03
Uncle Walt
The Poet Philosopher

hoe IN the garden, and ldIKSIIIItIIs
say: "Wie gehts, my dear sir!
Beg your pardon, but bark while
we talk half a day. The evils con-
fronting this nation will swamp
us unless we reform, and stand
up for true conservation
then | get impatient and warm.
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-03
The Morning Chit-Chat
.::':: ::ss:;::, s:s,.. .::e' .s:-. a. C0aaAnls4co

A FEW weeks ago some of my readers and had a
"A little discussion to whether il really paid IN
terms of masculine approval and admiration and
love and matrimony, TO be thoroughly nice girl
My assertion that it certainly did taken exceP-
ton by girls who said they had tried it and
found it didn't and who thought that BE good and you'll
be happy would have to give to the modern ver-
sion, Be good and you'll be lonesome"
Maybe the following letter will interest them bit.
"Anent your ch-chat about the forward girl, want
to give the testimony of who, though not prude,
tended rather toward prudishness than forwardness
II conscientious many things to the point
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-03

In September 1900 just after the figures for that
completed calamity befen
modn history In few hours the winds and of gulf hurricane
unmarked graves and utterly destroying estimated
O0 Had recovered from the
nothing of
modern marvels adj
mainly through
steadily
wall that wonder of and has
the TO-DAY
actually progressed which in the
Galveston must be congratulated energy and courage
while the time that the losses there were
Insignificant with the damage Francisco
In both the losses have been repaired but here
work done shorter time and while Galveston has made no
appreabe gain population by Director Durand
that San Francisco will show the figures
higher
1890 and 1900 In spite of all its troubles San Francisco maintains
and improves the pace
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-03

department and has had plenty and varied
experience in dealing with the criminal element
IN all its multifarious branches and windines
AS detective Mr.. Seymour ranks among
the best. 1t was his work 1aroev that hro,, r1,,
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-03

ME appointment of John Seymour be chief of police gives
excellent promise, and Seymour now to rake
that good. He has notice
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-03

miles away that they can not see. The target
is below the horizon for one standing at
sea level.
Operating a big gun is AIN elaborate and
complicated process, as may be gathered from
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-03
Against Orders

Against Orders.
If you refuse me. Miss CLAWS r
snail get rope and commit suicide"
NO, colonel, you must not do thar
Papa said distinctly he would not have
you hanging about here~--M A p
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-03

o ssasoa a s5s aef hs sst 9sAs s
quantity and the pointers shoot
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-03

the disaster but although Galveston has
done wonders it has not been able to keep
up--the pace with San Francisco. state
ment of what Galveston has accomplished is
given:
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-03
LABOR
AND
ARGUMENT

turn to my holm and ra<in, and soon have the
cockleburrs thinned; for labor will bring a man
bacon, but arguments nothing but wind. | toll at
the sawbuck all morning, and spellbinders come to
my door, with many a message of warning. and
slogans and pibrochs galore They talk OF the
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-03

Their haint nothin' as hard as an easy
payment Theirs one good thing bout
bein' poor--if you git sick tn doctors
don't hack you L pieces.
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-03

HE city OF Galveston, like Francisco went through
tremendous calamity. San Francisco bv
Galveston by Each has been working repair
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-03
An Indus
triOus Public
Servant

Mr. Shorts appeal the instance chiefly plea in
behalf of the innocent purchasers relations of the
famous widows and orphans whose and behind
shelter corporations long accustomed to plumber the people
These innocent purchasers the present instance merely
another for the Southern Pacific company subsidiary
corporations they They took hold of the the full
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lands held under the congressional grant
The surprise would come were Mr. Short not
to be found somewhere on the firing line
His industry in this relation is multifarious
and persistent
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-03

surprising find Mr. Frank Short starting lid
musket hand, behind the Southern
Pacific company defend the title OF that corporation to oil
The San Francisco call., 1910-10-03

TO the national republican league in New York
viewed the record of accomplishment under his
n and, with the single exception of tariff revision,
- the showing is eminently satisfactory. A great
deal has been done IN the way OF constructive
NO craftsmanship, and Mr. Taft for the first
as time gives the progressives in the party credit
- for the important part they have had in
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-12
A Rhode Island Red.

Mrs. Abel Manley of Old Orchard
adopted a hen into her family some
months ago. This hen is of the Rhode
Island Red breed and soon showed
more intelligence than the average
hen, going about the house like any
other member of the family and walk
ing up and downstairs. Mrs. Manley
declares the hen can talk and that
she can understand what it says. This
hen is also fond of being petted. 1t
will stand in front of Mr.. Manley chat
ting away and if he fails to take no
tice she will get into his lap. She
does not care to mingle with the other
hens. She will walk out of doors
for a while and then re-enter the
house. Mrs. Manley has number of
cats. The hen and the cats are friends,
but at times when the cats have a
tempting looking piece of meat Mis-
tress Hen will walk up and pull it from
their mouths. Mrs. Manley is very
much attached to this hen and the hen
in return loves her mistress.-Lewis.
ton Journal
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-12
Esperanto on tho Diamond.

Esperantists propose, as means Of
popular education, to have the umpire
announce his decisions in Esperanto.
The pitcher throws, with motion grand,
The bat swings in the sun,
But silence falls upon the stand
When the umpire bawls:
"Urythwesr jmklfg."
Again the pitcher filings the ball
The batsman swipes anew
But who shall recognize the call
In these strange words:
"Bifghtnmssx prthuavb."
Once more the sphere goes speeding
The batsman whiffs, but gee!
The sound that greets the concourse
Is simply this:
"Cyngthywsx prthynmfws. u
=
The Esperantist escaped the mob,
But twas narrow squeeze,
And the umpire now upon the job
Is talking baseballese.
Arthur Chapman in the Denver Re.
publican.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-12
Nothing Like That Nowadays.

The late Prof. William P. Blake,
whose encouraging meteorological re-
ports induced the United States to
buy Alaska, believed firmly in his
country's future.
Professor Blake, in Fourth of July
address that Tucson still remembers,
pointed out the forward strides that
Arizona had made.
Think of the ignorance and illit-
eracy Of the past, all vanished now
he said. "Once, while out on miner
illogical trip, l wandered into a court
house in an Arizona village.
The case afoot concerned a letter.
The prosecution wanted this letter adj
mitted in evidence, but the defense
wanted it barred out. Finally the
judge said reluctantly:
"'Hand the pesky thing up her and
I'll decide on it,
80 the letter was handed up to
the judge, and he put on his spectacles
and looked at it sideways and cross
wise and a loud laugh went from the
spectators.
why, at the jedge's bluff, O.
course was the reply. The old fool
can't read readin'-writen' let alone
writin'-writin. New York Tribune.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-12
SHOW your CONGRESS
ALSO A HOME COMING
Governor Hadley Will be at
Moberly Meeting in
September.
WILL BE ANNUAL EVENT
Augustus Thomas, Playwright
to Tell Why He Can't
Come Back
WILL BE ANNUAL EVENT

The Show You Congress at Mo-
berly September I, s and 8 is to be
also a homecoming congress for all
former Missourians Govfiernor Had
ley will act as host to the returning
Missourians, assisted by the Randolph
County Society OF st. Louis. Con-
gresham Champ Clark OF Bowling
Green and David A. Ball of Louisiana
will be among teh speakers.
The congress is to be held to give
"homesick" Missourians an opportu-
nifty again to see their native state
and its people in reunion.
immigration Commissioner Curran,
who has the homecoming congress
in charge, said yesterday that the
event would be made future annual
affair. He has induced Augustus
Thomas, the Missouri playwright, to
attend the congress and explain why
he cannot come back"
In discussing the congress, Mr.. Cur
ran said:
Colonel John l. Martin, now OF Chi
cago wires that he will attend the
homecoming of Missourians and will
bring with him other Missourians
now in Chicago. The Missouri socie-
ties of New York, Los Angeles, Den
yer and other cities have been invited
to participate. Governor Shafroth of
Colorado, a former Missourian, from
Lafayette County, has been asked to
come and drink spring water again
from Missouri gourd.
This will be the first of regular
annual event, and the homecoming
will be made permanent institution.
THE Missouri Board of Immigra-
ton has now been bringing 'homesick'
/ y
the very beginning lonesome Mis-
sourian wrote the association, on the
announcement of its organization, and
since then more than 5000 inquiries
from 'homesick' Missourians have
been received by the board. The
boards work, however, has been con-
fined not only to bringing Missourians
back home, but to keeping Missouri
ians so busy in Missouri and increas-
ing their affection so great for the
state that they are impelled to remain
and enjoy Missouri life.
The Moberly Commercial Club is
engaged in preparing not only for the
Show You congress, but particularly
for the homecoming, and it expects
to carry out plans which will give
Missourians the best sort of enter
tainment while there"
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-12

Tommy Johnson Is Almost Dead and
Arthur ST. Leger Mosse Can See
Nothing but Gloom Ahead
Not a Kicker in Kansas
The X. U. football coaches, Bert
Kennedy and Arthur St. Leger Mosse,
are going to help Bill" Caldwell coach
the Haskell football team from Sep
TENDER / until the K U. training sea
son opens. They are not going to
do this to help the Indians, but to
make a study of the game under the
new rules. The first game on the
X. U. schedule is week after school
begins and the coaches think the time
is too short to get a practical knowl-
edge of the new game.
Il can't see how we are going to
score this year," Mosse said yesterday
afternoon. I'VE have no man who can
kick. Now that the interference can
not help the man carrying the ball we
must look to kicker. We will have
to take the chance of developing one"
How about Tommy Johnson?" he
was asked.
Tommy johnson won't be able to
play football was the reply. The
doctors say that he has Bright's dis
ease, and besides that he has broken
arm. Even if his arm is all right, l
do not think that the university au-
thorities will let him play. He prac-
tically is broken-down athlete.
"Washburn College has been trying
to get Pete He'll, our next hope after
Johnson, for quarter back. If he
leaves us we will be without an eXper-
fenced man to direct the plays. And,
most of all, we need Punk" Lovett,
guard, to strengthen the line.
I'VE hope to be able, by working
with the Indians a few days, to master
the needs of the new style of play.
Then when we take charge of the K.
U. squad we will know what to do with
the men. The new rules have spoiled
our former winning style of play and
we have got to work out something
new"
Mosse came to Kansas City yester-
day from his farm near Leavenworth
to take the little Moses for an outing
to the parks.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-12
Wife's Couture Cause for Divorce.

Cupid has again been jolted. This
time it was by hair band.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank P. Storey ad-
mitted in juvenile court Monday they
separated because they could not
agree on the fastest style of Mrs. Sto-
rey's couture.
Mrs. Storey insisted on wearing a
hair band and lending to her hair a
decided fashionable touch. Mr. Sto-
rey failed to see anything artistic in
the arrangement and made it plain
where he stood on the matter.
The result is Mrs. Storey now de-
mands money for the support of the
infant child.-Indianapo Sun.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-12

vocational institutions, conducted by
the Episcopal, Baptist and Presbyter-
ian churches. That city has popula-
ton OF three hundred thousand and
as many as half of them are English
and American, quarter of them ma
tive Burmese and the other quarter
Eurasians. The Y. NJ. c. A. there
reaches at the present time about $50
boys, representing all the nationali-.
ties, although very few of them are
natives, who still cling to their idol
worship and are hard to make an i'm
preston upon because of their super
stition and ignorance.-Springfeld
Union.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-12
The Missourian daily till January
1, 1911 for only one dollar.
FOR SALE

A number of first class street paving
taxbills in amounts from one hundred
to two thousand dollars. These tax
bills are first lien on the property i'm
proved, bear eight per cent interes1
and are personally guaranteed by ne
They are splendid investments, being
absolutely safe. l also have some
good interest bearing notes secured
by first mortgage on real estate f9
sale. (advl
]. A. STEWART,
Exchange National Bank Bldg
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-12
From India to Study Y. M. c. A. Work

Leaving his home in Burma last
April, Edward D. Stuart, son of an En-
glish government official in the Indian
service, has travelled eleven thousand
miles to attend the Y. NJ. c. A. Inter-
national Training School in this city
and three years hence will return TO
his native city, Rangoon. to carry on
association work among the boys
there.
He says that in Rangoon there is
no lack of American and English ed
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-12
For Sale At Public Auction.

This property facing Is feet on
Broadway and ITO feet south on Viii.
lis avenue will be sold at public auc-
ton on Tuesday, August 16. This
property is eXcellently located, con-
venient to all the schools and the bus,
mess section. 1t has paved streets
and granitoid walks and will make
some one a desirable home, or it can
be used for rooming house. | must
sell this property at once, as l am in
business elsewhere and have no time
to look after it.
S. L. MILLER,
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-12
Less Lavish.

Il saw Uncle Toms Cabin PLAYED
recently.
"So?"
Il think I'll read the book"
You may be disappointed. Tha
book mentions only one little Eva and
one Lawyer Marks. Louisville Cour.
ier-Journal.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-12
Mean Trick.

Bacon: They say if blood oranges
are placed in the same room with
onions for several days they will 40
quire decided onion flavor.
Egbert: It's a mean trick to play
on the oranges, though.-Yonken
Statesman.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-12
Good Guess.

Patience-That Higgins girl looked
very happy today.
Patrice-Did she?
Patience-Yes, she said she expect
ed to have something returned that
had been stolen from her.
Patrice-Oh, yes; some fellow stole
kiss from her the other night, and
he's going to call again probably
Yonkers Statesman.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-12
WELL, WELL,
IS THAT KANSAS?
Kennedy May Abolish Foot
ball and Try to Play
Ping Pong.
HE HASN'T ANY PLAYERS
Tommy Johnson Almost
Dead, and Others as w ell
be, Coach Thinks.
HE HASN'T ANY PLAYERS

The following article about the foot
ball prospects at the University of
Kansas is From the Kansas City Star:
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-12

Miller's big removal sale is now on.
High grade footwear at surprising low
prices.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-12
Exchange National Bank Bldg
Notice of Removal.

l wish to announce to the public
that l have moved my harness shop
from Whitesides' livery barn to the
rooms over HetZler's Meat Market.
H. ]. SCHUMACHER
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-12

When you think of insurance think
of FOUNTAIN. .s
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-12

]. A. Stewart, auctioneer.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-08-12
THE POOR OLD JAYHAWKERs"
The X. U. Football Team Won't Even
Score This Year."

Tommy Johnson Is Almost Dead and
Arthur st. Leger Mosse Can See
Nothing but Gloom Ahead
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1910-01-19

Wild Hay-Second, NJ. Strirgfellow, Havre, Mont: third,
j. M. Craft, Stanford. Mont; fourth, Gus Siegling. Arm
ington, Mont. Best Dale Upland Wild Hay-First. J. T.
Laugh, Stanford, Mont. Best Peck Navy or Pea Beans
First Gus Siegling, Arlington, Mont. Best Peck Marrow
Fat peas-First, B. F. Booker, Helena, Mont. Best Peck
Field Peas, Navy Varieties-Eirst, H. 0. Alberts, Kalispell,
Mont.
Sweep Stakes Open to Western Zone
Best Peck Wheat-Won by Gus Siegling, Arlington,
Mont. Best Ten Ears Corn Raised by Dry Farming Meth
ods-Third, w. NJ. Woodbridge, Hinsdale, Mont.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1910-01-19
Analysis.

Analysis.
There was once a young man VIII"
was paying court to three different
beautiful damsels. Each was fair.
each was sweet, each was charming.
So much of q triplicate similarity did
they have that he did not know how
to choose between them. So he went
to a wise old man and laid his trou-
bles before him.
us there a clock at each house?'
asked the wise old man.
"There is"
"And what does Esmeralda say
when the clock strikes III"
"She says the clock is SLOW"
"What does Eulalie say?"
"She says the clock is just right"
"And what does Evangeline sayT
"She always says the clock Is fast"
"My son, there Is no need for fur
Their evidence. Evangeline Is the one
that really loves you."-Judge.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1910-01-19
RuroIar Medicine.

"A society woman mi asked me
what she should do If q burglar were
to get into her room and awaken her
from Sleep" said a former police cap
tain. II told her to do nothing except
sit up in bed and squeal for help at
the top Of her lungs. That's the medi.
cine for Mr.. Burglar. Not one Of the
gentry in 10000 will do aught save run
like a deer when a woman begins to
yell. The sure enough professional
will not harm anybody unless corner
ed, and to shoot is the last thing he
contemphtes in his philosophy. An
amateur loses his head and uses his
gun, but a NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
American.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1910-01-19
Mr.. James J.. F4ilI Supplemental Premiums
Open to Montana

Glasgow; third, w. W.. West, Sidney. Corn Dent-First,
E. Mchels, Fairview; second, Mrs. D. Manning, GILBERT
son; third, j. A. McGlyn, Sidney. Timothy Seed-Firsk,
J. Fay, Kalispell. Common Red Cloyer-First, D. Payne,
Monarch; second, Mrs. Sayler, Great Falls. Alfalfa Seed
First, Lohr Bros, Tampico; second, Jas. Griffin, Chinook.
Wheat in sheaf, any variety--First, S. H. Klock, Great
Baker, Cascade. Oats in Sheaf, any Variety-First, Nelson
Berry, Kalispell; second, Geo. co.. Managing, kalisspeli; third
Dan Payne, Monarch; second, F. H. Adebert, Kalispell.
Timothy in sheaf-First, Chas. Teply, Kaispell; second,
Geo. Kier, Malta; third, H. Peterman, Kalispell: Alfalfa
Sheaf-First, Scott Willis, Eureka; second, Robt. Scott,
Sand Coulee; third, W. J. ArcLary, Great Falls. Barley in
Sheaf-First, Gus ~Siegeling, Arlington; second, J. H. Span
nuth, Kalispel.