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The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1910-11-17
GuOIEts NOa0tBfUL DISCOVERY.

Elrctricit! Jeisphuutr uirrhips and
all the W-uuurs.ui inventions ut this
acientinc agr acruued impossible q
few y,uIs go. But j. stvuis there
IL suthiig 80 hnpu-riUit but what
yoinr |r,uyItlrt al discover tht
neans o. accomplishment ffoi
Euieir b. lrr nov Uncovered a
VI. wt.sh riA f,aily grow
hair. luwn ltupi, are amazed ana
astuLnd,. .ner-uu's lev ols
cuyvry luT ,n Iair. Iutfsoh cal
that ou- uustie VI Die new discovery
woulo srvw a iull head oi hail and
rs-toe0 gray or iaueu hair 10 IL
natural cuIJT Tue people uid o
believe niiu. IL IA TOO much 10 II
peet AT too gOOJ ~ b. Irus ihe.
hau tfIeu nn lLc uiguIS adNertnseC
HAIR uuu huu always been
disAbyuiLteu dD1 tue! cOuId not he
lleyr Uhe OOt,tv ~OuIJ T,1Iy grow "a
foil heuu %. uAlE. Dut uOw Gomez
the moe, 80 IIiH- part oi hh-iOf
EmvEsun plu,,u ts-ycs, aUnOiuul!
RTOVtu q. a.. 4u ."u tulhA ht
uId. ~, u.nu' &C., Dula 90 iymark
AbR H~tat,uta, ,uoI a., ouid give
i've uuiia.- ta uus pttr,u uu ureu
On. DuItt v, u.s Ltw uir,ONtfS Il
Aileu ~ s,yuiv "a DyW aud sutis.
fnrtun Arurt. e.. u...I lDt pyDRtI
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1910-11-17
A MISSIONARY SCHOONER.
One MAJ Presented 10 Pastor Russst
Fer Harbor Work

One MAJ Presented 10 Pastor Russsli
Fer Hsrbor Work
From the New TSrk TINES. June l. Llal
The Rev. c. r. Russell of brooklyn
resolved = surprise on his arrival on
NE Cunard liner Lusl,anls yesterday
His friends presented O. him q JNO
nasted schooner Tor missionary work
10 and about this port
They not only gave him THO rcceIpt
ior the craft, but she was wai,aE
alongside the Cuuord pier With many
Tags dying as @ veloouir o. Der now
owner From mast to another Urs
strung a long cau,Ns bearing che iu-
WriUtun God Il Love" and .Hr same
y tho schooner the AM There
were other inscriptions 90 d -eiglous
character waving in the wind
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1910-11-17
County Officers

Representative, /. 40. Griffith.
Circuit Judgc, e. A, Denton
Probate Judge, J A -ilVcrs
County Clerk, e. a. Weeks,
Circuit Clerk, II, r. Embr0,
Recorder, l, NJ smith
sheriff, W. }, BullocS
Prosecuting Atty w, H Dawson
Treasurer = L. Coleman.
school Com'E Z, N, Allison
Road 4 Rridgc Com h. korron
Administrator, John Hayes,
Coroner, Or, e. A. Lusk.
Presiding JudgG ). T. harper;
associates, IS, Padd0k A Rhyds
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1910-11-17

81 Albert Fox
and Miniek whoa rived
about Use
b. dds lcl Eere u1lLs1r-
ed SpDp4a zi1g NJ gl51rs made
Up q collection Tor Mr. Steep
which viii compensate nil 10
part for MS loss Tue house
which was also without inscr
auc-, was valued az about 5000
ana j. a total loss.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1910-11-17
Al IriE CHURCHES

Preaching al ~ "a ia.
Christian Eudeavur a, $50 .. M,
l'fHyei Meeting every Nedues-
day AZ IN .. m
Preaching at I:So 3 N.
". NJ. nOwELL, Pastor
d. y, Church, south.
Cor srd sRd Psrk Avenue
sunday Schoo ats45.
Baptist Church Services.
Corner srd and Maple,
Preaching every sHAday,
HOO a. m. and 7:so p m.
Sunday school; 80 n n.
r. Y, L. sac q m
Prayer meeting WedNs.dA,
T:so p m.
Bible elHNS; Saturday; $50 m
y W STARRNu Pastor.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1910-11-17
CIR. II. TIME TABLE,
soee...- -.---.aea

Missouri Pacific lime Gard.
EoHTH SOUND. ST. LOUIS AND <. c.
No. 30S LeRvea"""......... 10 =. no
No. 2lo Leaves. ...........l0:2 pm
No. 206 Leaves ......., "~...."..b:4o a ~
WEST BOUND. ~. scOTT CENTRAL.
NO. 40I LeaVeH.-.....,..,...l:fb p. M
30 400 Leaves....-....."...b.5s a. n
SOUTH BOUND.
40. 20 Arrtves......."....".5;so q. m
W. 20I Arriyes--.......-.-.l294s ,. n
10. 20b Arrives. ........"...io:gs pm
RAsT BOUND, IT. SCOTT CENTRAL
20. 408 ArTiyes....,."...""ll;46 ,. m
70. 4l9 Arrives ...............- 1907 p. n
h. A. BAILEY, AEt
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1910-11-17
School Notes.
ay P. n. klIissa Goualy SgDsna-
isndsAl Of Schools.

was the greatest and best meet
ing in the history OF the associa
ton. The FIRST association was
organized in 1925 sItb an enroll
ment Of a few more than one
hundred members and this the.
49th session has passed the
5000 mark and the 1000 count.
ng visitors.
The program was one OF the
best ever rendered and all teach
ers r well pleased with the.
work. While some who bad
been assigned places on the
program were not present their
place was either hted or tn
time taken by those Who were
present, the only trouOl, seiuy
to get all Of the good things M
tn Commute of L ven re-
ported m favor OF having me a.
cad omic subjects Rrsdeo 10y a
state board and the moral and
personal qualifications graded
ny the county superintendent
and to count forty per cent Of
the grades on the certificates:
that all persons applying Tor
certificates after 1911 shsl have
had at least one year Of high
school work or equivalent before
they are granted a certificate, at.
ter 1914 two years after 1916
three years and after 1918 four
yerrs. That all certificates ex-
after 1911 be renewed
1nly when the teacher has at
Tended all teachers meeting and
made a satisfactory record on
circle work or by Exam
nation on this vorl
Inc ASSOCIATION Will oe held
leA' S'ar s' hHnni"a' November
Al J"hn 1, "l'h"rs pfinCi'
'N OF 'ne Ie"chT'' N''i"se o 81
~'u'N vas se'tI'eu - president
gro Ill ~
hsn.s o,,im. r,,m .ho h.Ea.r-
T., ,,.,, rae
~, ..s.h
rrmh.r -
rom
.pr,,d -, g..
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1910-11-17
AMERICAS ~SPURGEoN."
E~naland's Leading Oail's Crjnion o.
Brooklyn's Great Preacher

Brooklyn's Great Preacher
lFrom the London Daily Na-l
one Of Americas most remarkable
neu, Pastor Russell so Rrr1kIEn tab
,rnacle. who Is by common cunut the
most prominent pulpit ow.sr .u Jhe
United States has ueccHtIy arrived Iu
london. lie Is the Spur-crn yl Amer
"a aud Is visiting In Eu-'rUd 10 con-
lection with the May ueC.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1910-11-17
,atnolic ,huIch Services,

Corner 9Th aud Walnut
zServices let. and Srd. Sundays e
each msuth AT 1880.
Mass AT 800 "A, m
Z. REV Father MURPHY, Pastor.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1910-11-17

FritcO Inn, Card.
TRAINS DEPART,
No. 1872, Passenger. .....,. l2'Se p. M.
80. 1870, Mixed ................" 500 ?. M
utAiNb aERINh,
90. ,s,. ,.1s. ..... iV.le "a. m
No. tsl, sssUnzef.".. .~"..z.0op M
Train ls2 makes connection a
Hinton Tor points North and south
arrive Al nausAs OtJi bp n Fort
sttzivv IN. i]i,ts0urg 4 p M
Joplin 90 y IN md Oklahoma
points IRAN $50 connects at Pleas
anton for hausas CITY and ter
points IN UGlahonS Texas aHd 10
hs southeast $40. b ,osOVER,
Agent
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1910-11-17

German Lutheran Church.
CorupI 40 u.H by-uut
Sunday school ct $40
sermon at n 10 a. m.
All are cordially iuyitr'i toattcnt
Chr. buNGE, Pastor.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1910-11-17

Bring us your Job Work
ana have IL done right.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1910-11-17
First "r byt rian church.

Corner Srd and Park Ayene
sunday vchOu! at 8:45 a. m.
Junior Endeavor at 500 !. m.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1910-11-17

NOIuvi y,u .uu aIuut.
aunuay S,uOu1 at 49,.
TTSyc arfftuvs az $50.
sermon p! aptDT az $40
rrayyT meeting Ned, e.oS.
y Ia I.chsiu rrusJ o,oO.
amos nuUsrEN, FASTER.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1910-11-17

III y, Church, south.
Cor Srd RRd PaPk Avenue
sunday SchoO ats:45.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1910-11-17
Christian Church.

Corner 3rd and Walnut
bible School at s:t5 q. m.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22

tons of the war metal have been con-
verified into implements of peace-per-
haps literally into plowshares. There
are no houses in Centerv1lle in which
gun barrels, shattered gun stocks,
broken swords, distorted bayonets,
furnished belt buckles and denied
canteens are not used as ornaments
Shrapnel and canister rest on tall
mantelpieces over cavernous fire.
places.
Perhaps there was no regiment In
the Union army of Virginia, the army
of the Potomac and the army of north
ern Virginia that did not march and
fight along this highway. The old
road, still deep-rutted from the supply
and artillery trains. is little travelled
now. One may walk miles without
meeting man, but If one have the
power to talk with ghosts he should
not lack company. Tht mystic or
the medium might see phantom armies
travelling the road and the fields abut-
ting it. The stones in this highway
were worn by the feet of the hosts of
mcdowell, Pope, Burnside, Meade,
Kearney and Porter. Lee, Jackson,
Beauregard, Longstreet, Stuart and
hundreds of other soldiers of renown.
When Mcdowell moved to the at
tack of Beauregard behind Bull Run
it was from his camps at Centerville.
1t was at Centerville that he made
final effort to rally his beaten forces.
When Jackson dashed upon Pope's
rear and burned the Federal stores at
Manassas. he retired to Centerville.
1t was from Centerville that he moved
to Sudley and Groveton for the second
fight. When Pope yielded the field to
Jackson and Longstreet he retreated
to Centerville. When the troops from
the South pressed forward to Chan
lilly they swarmed through Center.
Vile.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
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VILLAGE KILLED IN BATTLE
Scene of Many Stirring Events r
Early Days of War Marked by
BuiIet-Pitted Walls.

In the heroic age of the republic,
and that means the period of 1885,
Centerville, Va, was what it's name
declares. The Civil war threw such
glare upon the hamlet that the eye
OF the world was drawn to it, Cen
tervllle was a name that was some
times uttered with a shout, but most
times with sob. Great legions of
the Union and at first great. armies
and later gaunt armies of the Confed-
eracy grappled around this town,
charging, counter-charging, Keeling,
mangling and winning and losing as
the gods willed or as the heaviest bat
talions compelled. Centerville was
war-racked village over which one
army and then another rolled. 1t was
now blue, now gray, changing color
In breath. Mars held red revels here /
Four signboards posted at the cross
roads where the village stands tell the
way. One reads: ITO Bull Run, 81,
Miles" The legend on another is:
ITO Chantilly, Miles," A third is
inscribed: ITO Aide, IL miles, The
fourth points the way to Fairfax
Court House, seven miles away. These
signboards, roughly lettered on rough,
oak boards, are scared and warped by;
rain and sun.
Centerville Is not stirring place
1t does not feel a single busy throb.
If ever village was killed in battle
it was Centerville. Today it bears
wounds and scars. Bullet-pitted walls
and shot-riven trees, sunken graves.
and vine-veiled redoubts may be seen
there.
A dozen houses compose the village.
Half of them cling to the roadside as
though to feed their lean and leaning
sides on such excitement as the visi-
tation of stranger brings. These
wan houses seem to sniff the yellow
dust whirled up by slowly passing
teams as though it were exhilarating
snuff. TAey bear a feeble and listless
look If they were sentient things 1t
is likely they would say: Center
vile is a little slow just now, but if
you'd been here few years ago, back
in the early COS, you wouldn't laugh
at us for being little shaky and out
Of joint now"
Rusty cannon ball and shell, har-
vested from the old camps and the
battle blasted fields around, are heap.
ed at tree trunks and in some fence
corners, though many of these relic
piles have been sold for old iron and
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
KIMBALLTON
@1IsSHzSHsS1zSAs%Ns&h)

A. N. s. S. railroad directors held
meeting in Atlantic Friday.
Mrs. Martin Esbeck made trip to
Atlantic between trains Friday.
Mrs. Albert Larsen went to Elk
Horn MONDAY to visit his parents.
T. G. Muller and family moved in
to their new home first part of this
week.
A large or WI of Elk Horn boys
visited the X imballton skating place,
Saturday.
Fziar Ra.tn ustel took herd of
horses to B ayton Monday from his
home vest of town.
Miss Jobanne Bjorn returned home
from Extra Wednesday where she
has taken sewing course.
Kimballton congregation will have
it's Christmas tree Dec. 26 at 2:3O p
m. in the gymnasium Hall.
Miss Dena Berg, dressmaker of
Elk Horn was employed for two days
at the Rev. Jorgensen home sewing
Skoldborg, the Danish author, will
lecture in the Kimballton G gymnasium
Hall January 9Th, 1911 at O'Clock p
m.
X. j. Petersen and Martin Esbeck
returned home Friday from their
trip 10 Texas. They say that things
down there look like summer and
they were we'll satisfied with their
trip.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22

Mr.. and Mrs Holger Jorgenseo of
Menasha, Wisconsin came to Kim
ballton Wednesday TO spend Christi
mas in Mrs. Jorgensen's home here.
Peder Moller, Hans Peterson, AL
bert Jensen and Fred Bonnessn were
those from Kimballton who were in
Audubon last week to become citi-
zene Of U. s
Young Peoples Society instead OF
its GUAR meeting Sunday made all
it's members work in preparing for
the Xmas tree for the children Mon
day, Dec 26.
Miss Emma Nelson made bnsi-
ness trip to Omaha the first OF the
week TO do her Christmas shopping
Her friend, Miss Myrtle Esher OF
Harlan went with her.
Mrs. Marie Sos was married Tues
day 10 Mel ohansen. Rev. Jorgensep
of Kimballton performed the mar
riage ceremony which occurred at
her home east of town.
Petersen 4 Larsen have an cleo,
trio light plant in tailed in their new
hard ware store. 1t would be gooo
plan if all the business men In our
town would do the same.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22

nouncing that lone Indian woman
had been wandering among the set
tiers and could not give an account
of herself. Hitchcock sent man and
q horse for her and week later she
was brought to camp. The soldier had
found her surrounded by frightened
white settlers, who in their alarm had
put rope around her neck All the
woman did in response to the threats
was to burst into tears and cry inces-
sanity She was about thirty-five years
old
When not spoken to she was quiet.
Colonel Hitchcock sent for skillful
interpreter, who tried all the southern
Indian dialects, but could get no re-
sponse Colonel Hitchcock was tn
quandary, but one day he pointed to
the fire and asked her what it was.
She replied with word which the Of
ficer recalled was of the Chippewa
tongue Colonel Hitchcock had been
long on duty among the northwestern
Indians and picked up many words.
He tells how the unfortunate woman's
face lighted up when she heard the
colonel use words she knew. Imme-
diately he concluded she had strayed
from the northwest. On being ordered
back to Jefferson barracks Hitchcock
took the woman with his command
and putting her on trading boat sent
her a thousand miles up the Missouri
river, where she found her tribe.
OF this incident the diary record of
the officer says: II have often crate
fully thought that If had not hap
pened to know few Chippewa words
she might have wandered on and on, a
harmless derelict, till she died of grief
and starvation or became a victim to
some party of enraged and ignorant
people"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
SUSPICIOUS.

Hes been so very nice to me
OF late; I wonder why tits so.
Before, whene'er we CHANGED to meet.
He'd very seldom say "Hello!'
But now he stops to take my hand
And breathes the hope that 1 am we'll.
His manners hard to understand,
1 wonder what he has to sell.
He stopped me on the street today.
And asked me If I'd like smoke.
And many were the pleasant things
About my work that fellow spoke.
He patted me upon the back
And said that he admired me much,
I'm really quite suspicious, he
Is laying plans to make a touch.
Whenever a brother gets too kind
Or suddenly becomes polite,
I've grown to think baited hook
Is dangling near for me to bite
I've learned some things upon this earth,
And some, indeed We're to my sorrow,
When man ELUSIVE grows-beware!
He wants to sell or wants to borrow.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
A SKATING PROBLEM.

When skating with Babette, man
Is always on thin ice;
Shes built upon dangerous plan,
Though really very nice.
Upon the frozen lake of love,
It's glorious to spin,
II one san keep himself above,
And not go tumbling in.
But when Babette's red tippet blows
Across her cherry cheek,
And hand in hand, on rhythmic toes.
We skim the silver creek;
Though chill winds bite the frosty air
And snow is on the void,
It's quite impossible, I swear,
To let the heart grow cold
My thoughts are cutting diamond rings
On Fancy's rink of late.
Alas! my pay, on poets wings.
Cuts but a figure eight.
Babette, I love you; but to court
l have, no legal rights;
never, never. can support
Two skating appetites!
-Lippincott's.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
DIARY OF GEN. HITCHCOCK
Way of Winning Confidence Of Indi-
ans-How Wandering Woman
Was Restored to Tribe.

Giving to the white man the dubious
honor of teaching the Indians the hor-
rible practise of scalping, the editor
of the diary of Maj. Gen Ethan Allen
Hitchcock, United States army, takes
the reader over the early history Of
the ancestors Of the subject of the vol
ume, says the Army and Navy Jour-
nal. In the years just preceding the
Revolution we are told, here, "the
tomahawk never got rusty in the will
derness and the governor of New
Hampshire never ceased to pay
bounty for the scalps OF Indians and
Frenchmen.
Indeed, so natural and legitimate
was this singular industry rewarded
that an amendment was added to the
bill Offering premium for the heads
OF wolves and panthers, so as to in
clude the 'enemy's scalps.' Scalping
seems to have been the invention of
the white men, who taught the Indi-
ans to scalp, that they might keep
tally of their dead, and thus be enti-
tied to their bounty" In Buckles
History of Civilization volume /.
can be found this: Among the ex
penses of the war that the government
laid before parliament one of the
items was for five gross of scalping
Knives
General Hitchcock, though unusual
ly firm, was singularly winning and
gentle in his dealings with the Indians
and as one reads of the way he won
over the most obdurate Indians to
concord and amity one falls to specu-
lating what would have been the his
tory of our western frontier if he had
been sent to settle all disputes. Pa
thence was his predominating note
with the Indians. First he would gain
their confidence and then with this
same confidence and with the same
patience with which he would teach a
wild animal he would wear down their
luminosity toward the government.
One incident of his life among the
southern Indians shows how the hap
piness of even the humblest savage
was never beyond his thought and
care. and that he proved fully in his
daily contact with the unfortunate
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Banks On Sure Thing Now.

'I'll never be without Dr. Kings New
Life Pills again." writes A. Schingeck,
647 Elm ST Buffalo, n. Y. ''They cur
ed me of chronic constipation when all
others failed Unequaled for bilious
ness, jaundice, Indigestion, headache,
chills, malaria and debility, Csc at Win
frey & Chan,ry's.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Soil Remover.

Splasher-What do you call your
latest picture, old man?
Dauber-Why. "Son of the Soil"
Splasher-"Son of the Soil?' Why
that isn't farmer; it is a Chinaman.l
Dauber-Just so. He runs laun-i
dry and all he makes is from the
soil.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
At the Summer Hotel.

Book Agent-Could sell you "The
Life of an Autocrat?"
Summer Boarder-No, sir; l have
just heard all want on the subject.
Book Agent-Indeed!
Summer Boarder-Yes; the head
waiter has just been relating his
career to me-
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Cruel Trust.

Marine Artist-Yes, here is my la
test picture, entitled The Pirate
Ship" If l keep on trying my can
vases may yet attract attention in
the marine world.
Miss Tabasco-Yes, If you sewed
enough of them together they might
make right fair-sized boat sail.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
The Queer Part of II.

"The average salary of the minis
tiers of this country is $500 a year."
That's the queer part of It,"
1.-The queer part of what?"
"Of the fact that SO many of the
ministers make it necessary for di-
vorced people to go to justice of the
peace when they wish to be married
again"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
A Novelty.

Mrs. Hardapple-Just look, Hiram.
That car has sign on it: ITO the
barn"
Mr. Hardapple-By heck, Mandy,
let's get on. I'm just homesick to see
barn. Haven't seen one since we
left our old red one behind two weeks
ago.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Wanted Him to Specify.

will you always be true?" asked
the brokers' suspicious daughter.
when young Sportleigh had thrown
himself at her feet and begged for her
hand.
LAS true as steel!" he cried.
Common or preferred?" she in
quired, still suspicious.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Truth Will Out.

Hubby with irritation) why is it
that you women insist upon having
the last word?
WHEY (calmly)-We don't. The,
only reason we get it is because we al
ways have dozen arguments left
when you stupid men are all run out.
Ladies' Home Journal
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
For Sale

Three Fall Boars, and about do
zen S ring Boars and three Hol
stein Bulls all for immediate use.
Nels G.. Jensen
Oaktieid Center Stock Farm
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Boarding on the Farm.

6UdTu1Hg on INC arm.
Farmer Ryetop-Yes, that thar
chicken was great fighter before
killed him for the table.
City Boarder-Was. Ell? l bet he
was prize fighter.
Farmer Ryetop-Why so?
City Boarder-He is so blamed
tough.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
A Hard Lesson to Learn.

ut was Marcus Aurelius, believe.
who said, Live as II you expected
every day to be your last day."
Yes. think he said something of
the kind. I've often quoted it to my
son. but l can't get him to take the
lessonsto heart. He seems to prefer
to live as If every day were going to
be pay day"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
A Prayer.

The raging foe do not fear
Whose hate to any depth extends.
But Heaven this one petition hear!
Protect me from my foolish friends!I
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22

How He Eats Soup.
OF table manners such as his
No mortal could be proud;
The greatest trouble with him is
He will eat his soup aloud.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
The bravest are the tenderest.
The loving are the daring.

One day during his final successful
effort to close the Florida Indian war
in 1S43 Colonel Hitchcock received a
note from the governor of Florida an
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22

He likes to work, doesn't he?"
Il should say SO. Why, he runs
his own automobile without even ta-
king along chauffeur to make re-
pairs"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Kisses.

The kiss is full of germs. they say.
II SO. 1t is a rum thing.
How often. then. when I'm with May
Am I exposed to something.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22

Tho Only Men Down There.
Visitor-Do you mermaids ever
have any beaus?
Mermaid (blushing) Yes. divers.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
HySNsJr

Escaping.
"You say he died happy?"
"Yep."
"How do you know?"
Il have met his wife,"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
HIS Kind Of Vegetable. :

"That man just vegetables. doesn't
her"
Naturally, since he's nothing but al
beat"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22

An Unbellever.
The Guest-Didn't l tell you the
other day that hereafter you should
serve me more promptly? Why did
you not obey?
The Waiter-Because l don't be-
lieve In any hereafter, sir.