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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-14

"Hightower, the big center. doesn't
play with the varsity team this sea-
weak memory, and can't learn the
Plain Dealer.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-14

The dignity of labor does not con-
slst In standing on its dignity.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-14

eight, or practically four per cent were
found to be bacilli carriers. This means
that. although the persons in question
were not sick, they nevertheless liar.
bored cholera bncili in large numbers
in their bodies.
No one is really prepared to show any
connection between comets and terres-
trial disasters, but Henri Deslandrcs.
u member OF the French Academy Of
Science. Is quoted us follows:
However distant comets may be- 1t
Is notlnt all impossible that their en-
ormous tails. measuring fb,G00.0CO 5toS
125,000,00O miles in length, may como
in contact with our atmosphere. The
theory that Il comet may disturb the
atfnosphere Of the Earth causing
rains Of great duration and consequent
~ foundations and the sudden overflow
of rivers. is not ut all absurd. It can
be SUSTAINED ny scientific reasoning"
If thls is true 1t may also be true
that infinitely small organisms nimical
to human life may be transferred from
other worlds toaours, through the me-
DUN OF such contact But this is
matter OF speculation only.
It's a long worm that has no turning.
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a burglar generally is ragged out
fit to kill
4 Porch climbing is ascending the lad
der of infame
There appears to be sub species of tho
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-14

Those who have peppery tempers are
not of tho salt of the earth.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-14

There appears to be sub species of tho
genus lnsurgent.
The Detroit times., 1910-03-11
FENBY ADMITS He
FAXED CONTESTS
Testifies He and His Pal of 0wosso
Swindled Alma Man Out
of $4,000.

? COUNCIL 8LuFFS. Iowa, March IL.
There was a lively scramble yester.
day in federal cour'. where James c.
Mabray and Is others are on trial
charged with usirg the mails to de
fraud an also c"nspiring TO swindle,
TO turn state's evidence.
/ Wednesda. three OF the accused
+ pleaded guilty and threw themselves
ON the me icy OF the coud. Yesterday
1 homas Gay Strcator, H.. Ernest
Fcnby. Shepherd Mich. and James T..
ovid see. II oeips the understanding
that they were H. re Give the minimuhl
) punishment
/ Thomas Gay. rs d witness for the
prosecution. testified that ne worked
the fake wrestling al the branch
store" AZ South Bend, Ind. and wnen
, BE- vas Lo1 doing tius he was touring
illinois. Indiana Ohio and Michigan,
getting suckers.
As the wrestler at the branch
Store ne tod 81 James TierneL 1l
Streator. H. hay'rg bet and lost 81,
o00 On fake wrestling match. Tier
Iney had bet on his own man, ana be
fore the match Gay slipped small
rubber Dag filled with red mud IN %
his mouth lie was thrown and as IA
fell he Oft into the rubber and th@
aud flowed IRON lis mouth. Beliet-
4 Ing that the man Gay was dead, and
not wanting 20 hc charged with beng
an accomplice L. murder. Iierne>
disappeared leaving his money behiin.
Coons AM Fenby admitted being par
Ties TO the sSindtinc OF {. \. Nielsen.
ICf Alma. Mich. ont Of $4,000 on fake
horse race. and John Henderson, CIR
cinnau carpenter, On, of $500 on FOO;
race. There wee "a dozen or more
other parties, they said, whose namC ;
they could MOI remember. During th1
s. miner Of 1908 this work was carried
on. they said. az South Bend MabrAy
directing the operations and posing as
Millionaire Gcrdon.
Late in the fall OF 1908. Coons to.d
OF George Henderson. OF Toledo, ann
Mort Williams. OF Cleveland. each ha'-
ing come TO Council Biuifs and dropped
81 900 on fixed horse race. They
bet their money with Mabray who was
posinc as Millionaire Gordon. the OWL
er Of the race horse Red jacket ne
horse on which they bet was far ~
the lead when the rider fell off ana
appeared 10 be- dead Fearing ares
they went 10 Omaha ana from there
left Oh the first train for their homes
Ernest Fenby who was defeated a
Detroit Tuesday night by Zbyszko ties.
titled that he received letters from
Council Bluffs written by MabraN Eiv
ing I'm information on fixed "restlnS
matches and horse races. He with
James Coon. neighDor, Interested
three friends, who lost $4,000 On
wrestling matches.
Fenby. too. told how bladder iuh
OF blood was caused To burst IN his
opponent mouth at critical moment
Then the latter would roll over AMI
assume a dying condition This WIS
me ruse 20 break up the match. Theh
every BODY scattered 20 escape arrest
Fenbv testified to having worked THIS
trick three times
Nelson farmer living al Alma
Mich. VAS a victim 10 the extent Of
81 COZ. He told how ii all happenej.
He started ont for "a bit OF sport ana
ended NJ without a cent. "steeret
then gave him ticket for home.
The Detroit times., 1910-03-11
QUAKE JARS CALIFORNIA.
Movements Are Heavy, But No Dam
ace is Reported

SAN FRANCISCO, March 1.-THE
seyerest earthquake shock since the
hi. one OF 1906 was felt throughout
me central part of California about
1884 o'clock last night.
The vibrations were long and un
dulatory but slow The duration was
from one and half To four seconds.
The shake was felt as far south as
san Luis Obispo but did not extend
far north OF San Francisco. The pro
nounced heavy movements with a
slight interval of undulations between
we're plainly felt but no damage was
reported.
The shock was particularly severe
on a line running north from Mont
Grey through Watsonyille. Santa Cruz
and san Jose. and it also was felt III
santa Rosa
I'm San Francisco, Immediately FOL
loving the shake the small and bad,
frightened force Of operators In the
telephone Offices were fairly over
whelmed with the calls that came Ia
from every direction.
The Detroit times., 1910-03-11
NO AUTO MERGER, /
SAYS FLANDERS.
Combination Won't Result From
Purchase of EMF By Morgan &
Co.-Plant To Be Enlarged.

President Walter f. Flanders. OF
the EN- #. Co, returned from New
York Thursday and lost no time "a
getting back 20 his desk In the main
office on Piqnotte-ave. He announced
that plans are already under way 10
increase he capacity OF the plant one.
third. the work 90 start Immediately
The new BOARD OF directors. in u mee'-
ins held IA New YORK.. voted $1,000
for new buildings.
Mr. Flanders denied enphat icallv
that the purchase OF the EMP by
Morgan AZ Co means a com DinatiOn
with other biz auto interests NO such
combination Is contemplated. he says.
There Will be 40 change IN the bus
ness policy OF the company he IA.
nounccd. and the new board has al
ready ratified existing contracts with
agents throughout the country
The Detroit times., 1910-03-11
DON'T BLAME
YOUR STOMACH
When Without ExertIon or Cost You
Can Enjoy Meals And Cure
Dyspepsia.
A Trial Package Of stuart's Dyspepsia
Tablets Sent Free.

Don't blame your stomach or your
luck when your meals declare war on
your system.
When the stomach won't do its work
IL Is because IL cannot
When foul smelling odors come from
your stomach. when the head aches
and the sourness OF mouth every
morning makes you hate your break
last, when dreams aud nightmare as
sail YOU, don't give up the fight
This Il the appeal OF nature. and
II should be heard.
Over-eating, late suppers. poorly
chewed food. too rich pastries and un-
der-done cooking are some OF the
causes of the stomachs illhealth
When the stomach Is busy. Il
presses and churns ali the liquid mat
ter from food and with its juices dis
solves into liquid form or pulp every
thing which comes into IT,
II such food be poisonous IL effects
the Juices, attacks the stomach. goes
into the blood and weakens the entire
system
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets will di-
gest full meal easily without mater
Ia assistance from the stomach They
VIII restock the gastric fluid with all
the elements needed They build up
the blood destroy sour taste, bad
breath. belching stomach and bowel
trouble and quickly restore natural
conditions.
One grain OF Stuart's Dyspepsia
Tablets will digest 5000 grains OF
food In the stomach or in a glass vial
without aid of the human digestive
apparatus.
The method OF Stuart's Dyspepsia
Tablets are the methods OF Nature
They contain every requisite for
the stomach and digestion. After a
meal one OF these little tablets when
IL enters the stomach minsles with the
Juices. attacks the food and digests it,
IL removes the fermented and de-
cayed mass. lying stagnant there and
eases the stomach at once.
IL is wholly question for YOU to
solve. Your druggist Will furnish
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets soc the
box. or send us your name and address
and We Will send you trial package
free Address. +. A. Stuart Co. $50
Stuart Bldg Marshall. Mich.
The Detroit times., 1910-03-11
EXPECTS NOTED CHINAMAN.
Berlin Hopes Sole LineaI Descendant
Of Confucius VII Come

BERLIN. March 1.-The only living
ineal descendant OF Coniucius is ex-
pected 20 be one OF the star attractions
N his years centennial jubilee of the
University OF Berlin The proposal 10
have him represent China at the
jubilee emanates from the accom-
plished Chinese minister AZ Berlin.
Cen Nin-ch'an who is trying 10 in
duce the Pekin government 70 act on
his suggestion
The minister thinks that China, as
the land OF the oldest culture and liter
AZURE, ought TO be notably represented
amcng the galaxy OF intellectual
which the Berlin jubilee will bring 10.
kethcr
The present-day representative OF
the Conmcius family ike his pred 20
oessors. has the title and rank Of
duke and enjoys all the honors of
royalty The local university authori-
lies sincerely hope that he may per
suade himself 70 make Tins unique ex
cursion into the Occident
The Detroit times., 1910-03-11
COW SATISFIES AN
ACQUIRED TASTE
Plucks Luscious Bananas and Be
CONES Riotous When She Is
Rc6Jked.

BLOOMFIELD, y. j.. March IL
Somebody in tits town owns a COW
with an expensive appetite that Viii
ne hard % yatcr 90 for she has a
taste for tropical fruits Now who in
New Jersey can raise enough tropl, Al
fruits TO hppeas' a COW?
This COW was being driven through
The stress b. boy who was thinking
- tops and marbles when he shoui J
have been watching the COW. While
,e wash looldn" she espied sien.
michael Anbono. Fresh Fruits and
aanauas Then did tnis COW "a .
into said Albonos fruitery ana seize
upon a bunch CT yellow bananas with
The Detroit times., 1910-03-11
SAYS RATS MEAN BADNESS.
Boston Physician Declares women
Should Never Wear Them

BOSTON, March !l.-Dr. c. J. White
is cut with the statement thar women
should never wear rats unless they
wish TO lay themselves open TO bald
ness.
II some sort Of hair dressing must ne
employed TO conform with modern
styles. he advocates the usage OF wire
pubs, because they admit the air
Another custom which ought TO 5e
stopped. Or White says. is that OF go
ing around during the summer without
head covering They tell YOU the In
dams did this The Indians scalps
were much different from ours \ wo-
mans hair after summer Of exposure
loses it's color and lustre; IN fact II >
i'm a condition OF foyer"
The Detroit times., 1910-03-11
"BWANA TUMB0" HAT
IS LATEST CREATION

II there's TO be a "chantecier" hat.
The Times suggests the "Bwana Turn
DO" bonnet.
Why not?
Here's Col Roosevelt coming home
with record Of about 10000 trophies
OF his hunting expedition to Africa
Count em~-l0 000. And al most
there's only 100 fowls in that chan
tecler barnyard thing
Alilliners said that a hippo super
structure on structure ~ braid and
straw need not be either too heavy
Tor wear or topheayy either A lion
or rhiuo or any Other animal for mil
linery purposes may be made OF very
light material
They admit that the "BWana Turn
bo' bonnet would be rather striking.
The Detroit times., 1910-03-11

her teeth and then ana there did lie
your one dozen, or 10 cents worth OF
IN, tropical delicacy Mrs Michael
Albono spoke to the COW about il. but
he COW could net understand her, aild
Nncn Mrs. Albono slammed the co"
across the end with d broom OF beson
aid the COW display irritation and hicA
over small cast iton heating Stove
and poke crunpled horn through a
showcase filled with all-day >ickcr~
and marslmallows.
And after tina. the COW fled dowr
he stree only half satated VIII
lananaS
The Detroit times., 1910-03-11
Constip patton

"For over uine years ! suffered with chronic
constipation end during this time had TO take
an Injection Of warm water once every a. hours
before I could have action on my bowels
Happily tried csscarets. and today am . well
man During the nine years tefote I used
Csscafets suffered untold misery with internal
piles Thanksto you I sm free from ell that
this morning YOU can this In behalf Of
sufering humanity BF. Fisher. Roanoke. III
Pleasant PsIataoie. Potent. Taste Good
Do Good Never Slcken Weaken or GRIPPE
iOc 2sc SOC Never sold 10 bulk The gen
uine tablet stamped { c. Guaranteed to
enTs ~ your money back. 40
The Detroit times., 1910-03-11
RsbIes In Essex County.

Al outbreak OF obIes is said TO have
occurred among the cattle OF Gosheld
township. dbout 20 miles from Wind.
sol. and Or r. a Jones. or Windsot,
,ete3inary Inspector for the Dominion
government is Investigating IL the
Inspector finds ary trace OF the disease
The township Will II quarantined
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-01
TAFTs GOOD WORK

Under the caption of Progress of
the World" the Review of Reviews
pays handsome compliment to the
administration of President Taft.
Among the commendable acts enumer-
ated are the following:
1t has been taking the census rap
idly and accurately, without scandal
and without faint of politics or spoils.
II mas managed to turn the board of
tariff advisers into a real tariff com
mission and is already laying the foun-
cations for proper future tariff re-
vision. It has named a highly quail
fed commission to report upon the
pest way to regulate the issue of rail
road stocks and bonds. 1t has inaug-
urated the new bureau of mines in a
way to save many lives and protect the
public welfare. 1t proposes to find out
means to stop the waste of public
money by bringing business methods
into expenditure, somewhat along the
lines laid down for New York civ nv
the bureau of municipal research. In
every way 1t is improving the admin
istratfon of the Philippines and our
other outlying dependencies It is
steadily and rapidly pushing the work
at Panama without making any fuss
about 1t. It is carrying on noteworthy
inquiries as to the Justice and signi-
hcance of proposed advances in rail-
road rates, and is helping to elucidate
the most difficult problems in rail-
road economics and the control of in
terstate commerce. It is pushing for
ward the enforcement of the Sherman
antitrust law with an almost start
ling energy, and seemingly without
fear or favor. It IS promoting in va
rious ways the cause of international
peace and good will. 1t is doing an
almost incalculable service to Ameri-
can morals by enforcing the tariff law
and breaking up smuggling at the
New York custom house and other
ports Of entry.
Whether the tariff regulations as
respects returning travellers are wise
or unwise, they are the law of the
land and ought to be observed. This
administration, for the first time in
many decades through Collector Loeb
and other officials, is enforcing the
law and showing itself no respecter of
persons. This is not a trivial matter.
but a thing OF great inheritance
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-01
The Postcard Trnmc

Postal inspectors here are actively
endeavoring to suppress the traffic in
Objectionable picture cards sent
through the mails. In many cases the
photographs are sent to Philadelphians
from abroad, in response to carefully
worded advertisements. They are sent
In plain" envelopes but generally
they are spotted" by outside appear
ances,and the addressee here is oti-
fed to come and claim the missive.
Usually he is found ready to open the
letter in the presence of the inspectors,
and ground is thereby laid for the ex-
cluslon Of the unlawful matter from
that especial consignor.
The traffic in this kind of photograph
is usually conducted by men and wo-
men of operate temperaments, and
the activity of the inspectors has kept
the trade at p minimum
Chief Postal Inspector Cortelyou said
that no action is being taken against
the manufacturers by the postal au-
thorities, as this is a matter which
does not come under their power. City
officials may institute proceedings
against offending manufacturers of
such matter. but he has heard of no
such steps being taken in this city.
The quantity of this kind of mail
matter being daily received just now,
according to Mr. CorteIyou, is on the
decrease, ana is much lower than this
time a year ago. All postals and
and other Objectionable mail, where
names are not signed and it is i'm
sender, are simply excluded from the
mail and sent to the dead letter Of
flee in WaShington-Phi
TeIegraDh
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-01
SUSPENDED JUDGMENT.

In the big fight now going on over
railroad rates the decision must be
left to the Interstate Commerce com
mission. The shippers and the rail-
roads each has a large following, but
the majority of the people probably is
confused and doesn't see its way clear
~ to a just verdict
The average man is puzzled by the
conflicting claims of the railroads, who
say that they must have higher rates
to keep out of bankruptcy, and of the
shippers, who claim that the demand
for increased rates is nothing short of
a scheme for robbing the public. He
believes as a general rule that the rail-
roads ought to be allowed to charge
rates high enough to return a reason
able amount upon capital invested, to
allow them to pay their employees
good living wages. and to keep their
equipment and service up to a high
standard
The action of the railroad employees
in deciding to stand by their en-
ployers is not likely to go far in in
fiuencing public opinion. 1t is facts
that the masses of the people want
and they are relying upon the COM
mission to get them.
The Philadelphia Record offers the
following figures on the side of the
shippers:
Tho Central railroad of New Jersey
in the last fiscal year earned 1918
per cent on its capital. Last year the
net profit was 1854 per cent and in
1908 it was 1857 per cent Evil
IDENTIFY the capital ought to be inflated
TO point at which the profits would
look insignificant. Besides these pro-
fits the company last year took up
$1,203,000 of its notes. The. Chesa-
peake & Ohio's gross earnings in the
last fiscal year were 1929 per cent
larger than the previous year: the
operating expenses were 1870 per
cent greater; the net earnings were
1884 per cent greater, and the COM
pany's net income was 56.7S per cent
greater than a year ago. The net in
come was a trifle more than 10 per
cent on the capital stock"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-01
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

IFrom the Chicago News.I
There. are lots of ideal husbands
in novels
A gray day is a pay day that fails
to materialize.
Is it worth what it costs a man to
be popular?
A shoplifter is either a poor thief or
a rich kleptomaniac.
When a woman starts out to reform
she always begins on some man.
The only daughter of a millionaire is
always popular and beautiful.
A mans idea of econoMizinE is to
have his wife make over her old hat.
A wise wife advises her husband
against doing the things she wants him
to do.
Some men make a specially of be-
ing honest when they are watched by
the police.
And some pedagogues attempt to
teach the young idea how to shoot with
an unloaded gun.
Only a woman who has been a spins
ter a number of years can fully ap-
preciate a husband.
We can't help liking the man who
doesn't say what he thinks when his
hat blows off and rolls in the mud.
If a young man doesn't get wise
when he is counting a girl with a small
brother, it isn't the small brothers
fault
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-01
HUNOR OF THE DAY

when I came in? I heard you talking
loud" mo. When we're quarreling she's
''Yonder is a beach camera fiend," said
the first bathing girl. They are disgust
''This one is particularly disgusting"
declared the second bathing girl After
I had posed all morning for his benefit, he
ate his lunch from that box."-Washing-
ton Herald.
would you marry for money! asked
one. girl of another. Not L; want
brains!" was the reply. Yes, 1 should
think so,'' said the first speaker, IF you
why. is honesty the best policy?" asked
fn saws rene tbe T9 hoy
Detroit Free Press.
II suppose you made some. discoveries
on your trip?" Yes! I found there real
ly IS a town called Oshkosh. I always
thought that was just a minstrel joke
Pittsburg Post
He and used to court the same girl"
1T doesn't seem to have interfered with
have married her If the other hadn't al
ways been in the way. "-Chicago Record
Herald.
will yes loan me yer bike, Jimmie
Il dassent loan it TO We, cos It ain
mine, but guess maybe IL be all right
to rent 1t to ye.'-Life.
The steamer landed at the st. Joe dock
and the passengers began TO disembark.
Whereupon the orchestra on the boat
struck up Mendelssohns wedding march.
'Wilfred," said the pretty young thing in
white, blushing furiously, and turning to
the young man by her side, you've told
somebody. "-Chicago Tribune.
They have named the baby after. Uncle
Belshazzar" Has Uncle Belshazzar
money!" DO you suppose they liked the
name ?"-Pittsburg Post.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-01
Dc you BE1IEvE THIs9

In Denver. where the women are allowed
That right for which all suffragettes
must yearn,
sinful politician watched the crowd
or men give way TO women in their
Who came to cast their ballots, calm
and proud.
Success had smiled upon that candidate
Iher votes against him. Face to face
with fate.
He saw dire defeat approaching fast
Could he escape or was it now too late?
You see. the women liked him not at all;
For he had made his meaning very
plain
When in his speeches he was wont to
Most women tickle and all fair ones
vain.
Now they were bound that he should
have a fall.
They said this slanderer should prompt
ly know
That woman was a power, not a pet;
1t was their wish to deal a heavy blow,
To hand him that he would not soon
forget:
So they advanced in swarms upon the
foe
That willy politician, so they say
Within his brain devised a scheme In
truth.
It's full success soon made his manner
gay.
He put a mirror in each voting booth,
Delayed 10000 votes and won the day!
Chicago News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-01
QUAKER NEGOTIATIONS.

rFrom the Philadelphia Record.
SO long as men remain fools women
will remain f1frts.
The actor may not be a gambler,
and yet he always plays for money
No, Maude. dear; there is no author
ity for spelling it frontage debris.
A private secretary has got to mind
his own business as well as that of his
boss.
A woman's aim is generally mighty
poor, even when she throws herself at
a man.
Only a foolish woman angles for
compliments. The wise ones depends
more on curves.
As soon as a man gets religion he
begins to brag about what a hardened
sinner he used to be.
If you want to know the best way
to manage a husband ask a woman
who has never had one.
Blobhs-Buffem gives the impress
sion of being fabulous1y rich. Slobbs
He is. His wealth is all a fable
Scotch mixtures will be popular
this fall observed the dressy man.
ITO wear or to drink % asked the man
with the impressionistic nose.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-01

bankers and postmasters. Up to date,
1880 banks throughout the country
have made application to the postoffice
department to be designated depos
itories for postal savings funds. and
648 postmasters have made requests
for the establishment of postal saw
ings banks in their offices. The great
est number Of applications thus far
come from Pennsylvania, where 147
banks and As postmasters have ap
piled. The banks evidently are trying
to make the best Of what they regard
as bad situation.