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Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-05
IT WILL Be SATURDAY
(Jan. 8
Our Great Twice a Year Sale.
Be One Of the Hundreds 10 Share In
This Opportunity.

Rake your unrestricted choice Of any
suit or overcoat in our entire stock at $40.
Garments we sold at $40, SIS, ST. 50. $50 and
$3.50. No restrictions! Nothing reserved
Blues and Blacks are included.
All the Sophomore Clothes suause and
Bros, High Art Clothing. A. A. system
Clothes so at 80.
Be on hand early Saturday morning and
share In this greatest OF all sales.
PALACE CLOTHING Co,
Corner 18th n Douglas 81.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-05
Lot Owner., Meetlnr.

Notice 8 hereby given that the annual
hmeeting OF lot owners or Prospect Hnl
Cemetery association wnl be held at the
office OF Isaac A. Coles, secretary. rooms
s2-2S Douglas block, (southeast corner OF
Sixteenth and Dodge streets, Monday
evening, January 10 1910. at s O'Clock.
ISAAC COLES, Secretary.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-05
FrIghtfnI snnnmn

of the stomach, liver torpor, lame back
end weak kidneys are overcome by Elec-
tric Bitters, Guaranteed. SOC, For sale by
Beaton Drug Co.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-05
WANT TO WORK in STORM
Builders on City National Reluctantly
Stop for snow, First Time
in Months.

For the first time in months work was
stopped Tuesday on the City National
bank building, the snow and cold combined
making it unsafe to send men aloft. Many
workers were dlspleased at the decision,
even though they would have been risking
death to try to maintain a balance In such
weather.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-05

The successful medicines are those that
aid nature. Chamberlain Cough Remedy
acts on this plan.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-01-05
BrandeIs MunIIn Underwear snIe.

We announce our annual undermuslln
sale beginning next Monday. Jan. 10 Watch
for later announcements.
BRANDEIs STORES.
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have footed dance music till their horhs
are hoarse. Foreign Representatives mas
swallowed toasts to their respectable
Sovereigns until their elbow-joints are
sore from lifting glassware. Every after
noon the streets of Washington are white
with visiting cards which has been
spilled in the maddened shuttle. Cham
pagne is being shot off at the Italian
Embassy. Poker is being played at the
Milwaukee Legation. Senator Dolliver is
wearing patent leather shoes. Senator
Bailey meets from 3 to Counts every
afternoon. Senator Smooth is taking
dancing lessons.
Mr.. Editor, where will Society stop
when It begins whirling? I require no
answer.
The Sisterly Guild OF Western Lady
(.onrressmen met at the New Willie
Hotel this week for a slight tea-drunk
and chatter about improving the con-
>ition of Politicians. One of them ladies
saw that Washington lacks the brilliant
Berlin. Gentlemen here should wear more
swords and millinary. say this lady, so
that folks coming to Washington would
respect 1t for the ponpus Capital Of a
vast Empire. as we'll as Republican
Headquarters. Would it not be more pic
turesque to the eyes & ears, depose this
Female Napoleon, if members of both the
upper and the lower stories Of Congress
was compelled by law to wear quaint
uniforms and ride white horses. so that
when they appear in public they will be
loved and respected like Policemen?
kk
am not sure for certain whether this
idea shall ever be passed for law IN
Washington. II it should ever do so, I
wish to snuggest following Uniforms to
be worn by various prominent branches
of U. g. Govt
1-Hon. Jo-Uncle Cannon: Frockaway
coat OF violet silk embroidered with for
set-me-nots and everlasting-fowers.
Drum-maJor's hat of protected wool.
Gilt breastplate with motto. 1.-The Patter
We Stand the Longer We Stay
2-Hon. Jim Sunshine Sherman: Red,
white d blue costume. (see Sargents
portrait of Uncle Sam Roller skates and
a short spear would add to the military
effect of this regalia.
3Insurgent Republicans: Uniforms of
Nicaraguan Field Marshals with short
swords for cutting loose from Party
Lines.
Irregular Republicans: Uniforms OF
Russian Officials armed with axes. Pink
polka-dot sox might be worn with this
costume to make 1t look less serious
twisting Corporation Lawyers: Plain
business suits trimmed with long green
In assorted parts of Washington Am
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dear schoOlfrend Sydney katsu, Jr.. who
is employed there doing important Jani-
tor work. He. promise to get us work at
this Diplomatic Dinner awaiting on table
for 81 cash-payment and whatever cham
payne was left.
So we go around to that Fill embassy
with Joyful neckties. We make knock
knock at kitchen and was interviewed
by Hon. Cook who received US as well
comedy, as II we was King OF Denmark.
1--WE are here to await on table," we
deploy deceptively. 'Ts this important
function ready to be ate:"
How FOOLISH" he report with chef
apron. state Dinners is not served till
$50 or some later schedule"
"But food-eating Is moro digestible at
60" I suggest progressively.
Folks is not supposed to digest their
food at State Dinners" report Hon. Cook
with stand-patty expression peculiar to
the French.
OF finally $50 time arrive. Me & Eogi
was first in grandy dining room in midst
Of buffers, butter. glassware and other
edibles. Reverent silences. Inwards ap-
resemble the military pride of the coun-
tries they come from. Next by them
came lovely ladies whose swan-skin
necks was warmed by fiery jewelry. I
could distinctually recognize Hon. Rus
sian Ambassador by his cossack runa-
bout boots; next by him Hon. J. Bryce Of
London in a red smoking jacket with
golden frogs jumping among the buttons;
nextly Hon. J. Heinrich Won Bernstorff
m pink plush bathrobe upholstered
with diamonds; prior to him Hon. J. j.
Jusserand OF Paris with his uniform cut
Umpire style under the arms: lined up
after these came numerous delegates
from Persia, Ireland, Italy, fuffed with
feathers and draped with tassels. And
last but not leastly Baron uchida Of
Japan AQbG Oil oSCA "ASh AiONoAS ~ SAN I"
his superior Japanese qualities.
In the middle Of all these seen Sena-
tor Beverage attired out in a dress suit
Of Indiana workmanship. He did not
even wear a crown. was ashamed Of
his simplicity.
All ate everything placed before their
plates, except the German Ambassador,
who refused to eat any meat out of SYM
pathy for the German Tariff War. He
set so near to the English Ambassador
that they could have chopped each other
with their swords, should them two Ma
tons care to do SO.
The Russian Ambassador set next by
the Gent from Toxic, 50 L was pretty
nervus about what might happen in
Manchuria. Every time they leaned
closely to whisper diplomatic seekrets !
got such fiidgets that spilled soup down
the silk shirt Of the Chinese Embassy
who spoke my name insolently in his
native language.
1T have ever been my desire, Baron,''
say Hon. Russia to Hon. Japan, "to
swallow tiny toast between our equally
happy kingdoms"
II shall join you in this heart-bump-
ing felicity" rejoint Hon. Baron Uchida
lifting up his wine-schooner. BY their
polite manner I was sure that damage
was going to happen.
Following is it," say Ambassador from
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this in my next report to my Govern
ment," say Baron while they exchange
cards and promise to call on each others
folks next time they are in Europe.
A delicious State Dinner was attendered
to the members Of the Diplomatic Core
last week by the Extraordinary Pleno-
penitentiary from Fiji. The Island Of
Fiji, from which this gentleman arrives,
has a navy composed of one reconverted
ferryboat. So this Diplomat Is very ner-
vus about Universal Peace and general
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bassadors, Military Attachments, ENJOYS
and other employees of the Diplomatic
Core can be observed rushing back q
forti1ly from department stores to mil
liners where they purchase gold galoon,
ostrich feathers and point lace to sew
on the coreage of their dinner coats.
thusly making themselves look sufficient
ly quaint to appear at State Dinners To
be like a ostrich in ways. He got to
wear long feathers and to fear nothing
in the way of edible eating. prominent
hack-driver OF Washington tells me that
an Assistant Envoy from Peru was re-
Gently recalled back homewards because
he refused to eat terrapin stew and
mince pie in the same evening.
I believe this story among others.
In a Ladies' Tailor Shop here I seen
Elton jacket of purple pongee lined with
tinfoil, copper wire embroideries running
up &, down the front with a golden pic
ture-cord twined around the neck and
ending in tassels just behind the should
er-blades This Garment was labelled
VERY SWEET
ONLY $40 THIS WEEK
1 thought this would be very nice 62th
birthday present to send to my Aunt
suz Obi who lives in Nagasaki. So I
make entrance into that Tailor place and
require coyly.
what sort Of Lady would be ex-
pected to wear such a tailorship?"
THAT was not constructed for a Lady
depose Hon. Tailor THAT was made for
a Envoy Extraordinary
NEARLY anybody would look extraor-
binary in such q coat" I renig.
No reply for him. So departed away
filled with the thought that Diplomats is
not like you or me or Andrew Carnegie.
Their lives are duller but their coats are
brighter. 1 am now studying them En-
bassies to see how much can.
To commence with, Diplomats does not
go at anything with birds eye straight
ness, like folks in ready-made clothing.
When you or me or Andrew Carnegie
wants to borrow the loan OF a light for
our cigarette, we walks together & says.
KINDLY assist me by a match, please"
But this would not be Diplomacy.
In front of the Congressional Library
I seen two Gents in the uniforms Of
Cuban Generals. They was making such
reverent hobs with their stomacks that
I was sure they was some sort OF En-
bassies at leastly. Following converse
tions was ensued by them:
Count, if you will pardon my super
sumptiousness, should make a request"
eyes, Baron. I am aware Of your dip
lomatic relationship. VIII your request
be oficial?"
Count, / give you my insurance that
this request is official and sanctifed by
my Government"
Baron I drop myself into your SER
vice. But first must have your word of
honor that the request you are about to
make will do nothing to. jar the Triple
Alliance from the cement which now
holds it. You will realize the fragility of
my position.
Count, I swear to you. by the Order
of the Double Cross which I wear on
my bosom, that my request will not
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ease should have struck so many great
Statesmen all to once.
Among those not invited was me &
Nogi and our dog O-Fido. I was peeved
to think of this Such is the mind Of
Diplomats, always tickle and full of
wind.' I otter clamly.
do not be too hardy toward this great
Fiji" depose Nogi. Maybe he have been
SO busy keeping Europe peaceful that
he has forgot you was in Washington"
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So
ciety il now bust
ing forth in all the
fiashy beauty OF
its soul. Political
wives are dashing
back 4 forthly at
tempting to get
mixed up with
each other. German
speaking b a n d $
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At Portsmouth grew
VIII very
Be bit in @
Here's to our Emperors-may they
never meet" report Hon. Uchida swal-
lowing his toast with Port Arthur ex-
preston.
Pretty soonly the Ambassador from
Fill uprose to the full length OF his
shortness. His eyes were full OF blazes.
Fellow Powers" he say information
ally. II take it for granted that you are
enlightened. civilized men. When I say
'knlightened and civilized I mean that
you are responsible citizens who believe
In God and vote with the regular wing
OF the Republican Party. Because your
breasts is hung with medals and foreign
decorations. it needs not follow that you
are less human inside your bouncing
hearts than me or Dave warfield or Gov.
Stubs Of Kansas.
Therefore / am going to address you
on a subject which is very dear to US
all-Battleships. Are they not dear to us
all? Only last year they cost Great
Britain $4,000 900. and such cash-sum
would seem pretty darn dear to anybody.
Now Battleships is like Trusts. Hook
worms and other wholesale enterprises
supported by tradition and protected by
the Republican Party. They are only
useful for one thing-to be abolished.
The more they are abolished the better
they are. The more they are minus. the
more we are plus Think how happy,
Hon. Frank MacVeigh would be with
$116,OO0.OO0 shooting annually into the
treasury, instead of into the mouths Of
cannons! (banzais from Insurgents pres
ent, who thought he was talking about
Jo-Uncle) s116.OOO.OOO is a pretty untidy
sum. 1t is more than many honest Poll
ticians gathers in a lifetime Of continue ,
Gus patriotism. It is almost as much as
the Special Interests expects to steal
from Alaska. if all goes WELL
-
Therefore, fellow Diplomacies, In
vite you to stop over at tho Island of
Fiji on your way back home. I bid you
study our noble and unselfish example Of
disarmament. Then go thou & do like
wise. Tell your respective Emperors.
Kings. President, Ears, etc. that Fill
can run her navy on SIS month and
tips for the deck hands"
After As minutes of continuous cheer,
the Ambassador from China spoke brief
ly for 3 hours in his native language.
Smoking, drinking, sleeping and light an
ecdotes enjoyed by all during this ora
tory. After he had sat down. his inter-
prefer uprose & explained that Hon.
everything but had understood nothing.
After this everybody adjourned back
to his or her Embassy. Me Nogi feel
surely certain that such important
Dinner like that will stir up 2 or 3 wars
all over Europe. Hoping you will pub
lish it in your paper when one happens.
Yours truly.
HASIIIMURA TOGO.
Copyright, 1910, by the Associated Literary
Press)
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So I set downwards and pen following
sorry words:
Ambassador from Fiji,
Hon. Dearsir-
Hashimura Togo & Cousin Nogi &
O-Fido (dog) regrets their disability to be
Eleventeenth. We are detained away by
not being invited.
Answer G. o. d.
We did not receive no reply yet Maybe
he have got our address crooked.
At the Japanese Embassy we met our
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the eminently proper affinity existing be-
tween my fatherland and your mother
land, 1 can refuse you nothing legal.
What is it you request"
MERELY this-would you obligc me by
a light for my cigarette?"
Baron / am charmed-not only by
the slight service which I am honored
by rendering you but also by your mark
of confidence in my beloved Nation
Hon. Count lights cigarette from Hon.
Baron.
Count I shall make a memorial Of
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So this Fiji Ambassador gave his State
Dinner to the Diplomatic Core. Among
those disabled to attend was Hon. Pres
culture Wilson and Senator Tillman
They was all kept home by severe head
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-02-06

disarmament. He says that war is cruel
and expensive and that Germany, Eng
land, America, Russia & japan ought to
economize on Dreadnoughts, the way Fill
done.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-09-18
200 First National Bank Building
Three Bargains

On 37th St, near Leavenworth ST., G.
room 2-story, all modern house: lot 6OxliO
feet. with room on rear end for another
house, Paving paid. A bargain at $3.50.
S5th and Mason Groom cottage always
rented for SIS per month; has new plumb
ing. fun cellar block to car. Only $500,
Boulevard lot just south OF Leavenworth
St Cheapest lot in the neighborhood.
Only $500
These must be sold this week. Best offer
gets them.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-09-18
NORTHPORT
Nebraska's Newest

The junction point of the Guernsey
Branch with the Denver Alliance Branch Of
the Burlington and the present terminus of
the North Platte to Northport Branch of the
Union Pacific.
On the north side of the river. In the
heart of the irrigated section of western Ne
braska. The natural market town for rapidly
increasing population.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-09-18
QUICK SALE
$4,000

CLOSE IN SNAP
I0-room house and lot 32LSG6 feet; close
to the new u. =. Headquarters Bldg
must be sold at once; offers wanted. Price.
1890 Terms. SILAS ROBBINS,
III 5. 18th St. "a floor Tel. Doug 2Si2:
-2sl2.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-09-18

facing 34h street. 50x184, pennan-
walk all special ak paid $4,000
West front lot Park Mason and Pacific streets
49x14O paved street. walk special taxes paid on car
line-$26OO
Two front 2st between Hickory and Shirley
streets, 10Ox50-$2OO0
on street Chicago and Cass
Streets O6x1O line and schoo$O
Two south Hamilton street. between 3sth and 39
three four feet above grade paved street. permanent wao0
Dodge and Capitol
Paved street. permanent walk, lne-$2,5 o0
just west of Military avenue 5ox
140, permanent walk-$1,050.
Franklin street between SD and 34h
20x27 walk half block from line and paved street.
convenient to school, just right as to grade-$2lOO
and Sahler Streets 1O0x132 permanent
walk one block to car line-$1,319
Twenty-Five 10th street. between Dodge and
Capital avenue$30 00
1879 3Oh by 125 feet north
front on Seward street. 800
avenues 91x1SO paved street.
line four O five feet above grade-$850.
between 34th 35th 60x112
three blocks line convenient to school-$350
Martha 50x
14O, paved street and permanent walk-$1,000.
Bevdere north front Curtis and onehalf blocks
west of car line-$10O
Acre Bevdere high and slightly level and just right to
YO0N - -
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-09-18
Monarch Land &
Loan Co.
523 Bee Bldg.
SUBURBAN HOMES.

SUBURBAN HOMES.
Good broom home, porches electric light
etc. near Deaf institute car on 30th ST.
boulevard. with Is lots all under cultiva-
ton; good fruit; sheds, balm, water, etc
Good price and terms. lItl
lsys acres u miles north OF Florence on
road 0 acres Of good fruit ia, ture Alfalfa
bargain; price only $50 per acre, with
terms QS2l
$45j cas- buys new ST.. cottage. cleo,
light water. fruit, barn, sheds, s1X2A feet;
Camden Ave, near car Price Il $50. This
is $3.50 below value. Bargain; we'll suited
for small ranch. Q09)'
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-09-18
Brand New
Dwellings
Boulevard Park

New, ready TO move into houses.
$2,900-17th st. Bungalow
FIve-room bungalow. all on one floor;
modern except heat; splendid home place.
81 900.
$3,000-17th st. Dwelling
Five rooms. sleeping rooms and bath on
second Eoor; modern in every particular.
5000.
$3,600-19th st. Dwelling
six-room large square house with choice
east trent lot; modern throughout;
dandy. 5000
$4,000-18th st. Dwelling
Eight rooms, one OF the. best in the add
ton; completely modern including closet
There houses have cemented cellars and
cement walks all in.
Bargains Bemis Park District
Cozy 6-room cottage, modern except heat
Fye-room cottage, new, corner no heat
S. see
SIX rooms, modern except heat, half
block to car. 5000
bl,c rooms. all modern, beautiful lawn
s3OOe.
Six-room modern dwelling. $500
Eight rooms, all modern, built by owner.
s. 300
Lots in Boulevard Park
Choice residence lots $500 10 $500 with
sewer. water snd cement walks; easy 10
buy; easy TO pay for.
Business iols ia SHERMAN Ave, 500 UP.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-09-18
SELBY
KOUNTZE PLACE HOME
GO B. 81 Trade Bldg.s
1904 Lothrop ST.

1854 Lothrop St
Brand new, rooms, with oak finish, hot
water heat, strictly modern in every re-
spect. elegantly built home I'm one OF the
finest locations in kountze Place. For
price and terms see owner at 1907 iothrop
Ste
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-09-18

TwveEOom modern dwelling hardwood finish substantial
Portable; Of the best Oahs
in, lot 66x132
NO. DODGE STRBET-$125OO
dwelling paved asphalt
manent walk, all special taxes paid barn, lot 75x130.
NO. 6ls SOUTH 26TH STREET-$75O0
Nineroom modern dwelling, permanent
special paid lot extends through from Farnam pny
street One block from line
NO. ALT FARNAM STREET-$4,5Oo.
water heat plumbing south 'front.' paved street. convenient
line
NO. PRATT sTREET-$oOo.
Twelve-room house. front paved street.
special taxes paid Close in and convenient line
NO. 1918 CAPITOL AVENUE-$S5O0
cottage 'front.' full lot
wall, special taxes paid, lawn and shade trees
NO. 11SO GEORGIA AvENUB-$28OO.
Three cottage dwellings, lot paved permanent
block from line
E COR. NST AND GRACE STREET-$3,5oO
Brick cottage, paved street, close in, lot 33x115
NO. CAPITOL AVENUES 500
taxes paid 8~''
OORBY STREET-$9OO0
cottage south 'front.' full lot 50x33 pnan
block from line and paved street
NO. 326 SEWARD STREET-$1,20O
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-09-18
s Room. 9 Large Lots

House modern. beautiful lawn, shrubbery.
grapes, fruit. shade, chicken house. only
$500 cash, balance very easy. No, atM
Fowler Ave. Then go around the corner
and look at ass Meredith Ave.
NoWATA LAND q LOT CO
Ss New York Life Bldg. Phone Red 1893.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-09-18
WEST FARNAM DISTRICT

Big bargain, leaving city, must sell, new
strictly modern S-roOm house, finished 10
oak. Call owner, Harvey All.
The San Francisco call., 1910-04-04
BAR TENDERS HOLD
ANNUAL OUTING
Drink Mixers Enjoy Day and
Moonlight Picnic

The eighth annual day and moonlight
picnic Of the San Francisco bar
tenders union. local Al, was held al
Shell Mound park, Emeryville, .yester-
day and a big delegation Of bar keep
ers and their friends pade merry
throughout the day. Dancing was the
main diversion Of the day, and to the
strains of an excellent band the terp-
sichorean artists kept the floor warm
until late in the evening.
The following committees had charge
Of the outing:
Picnic committee-Harry Morrison
tchairman(, d. p. Regan. II. (. Wright,
A. Schneider, William Peru
tIoor manager-Thomas Feeley.
Assistant floor mana gers-Frank
Plate, Al Hillary.
Floor committee-John McKeon.
James J. Carroll, Thomas Grady, Will
liam Tferney, Fred Otterstedt, Henry
Minehan.
The officers of the union are-J F.
O'Grady. president; ]. W. Tracy, vice
president; II e. Wright, secording sec
retary; ID. p. Regan, financial secretary:
A }. Condrotte, treasurer; J. r.
OGrady, business agent H Morrison.
assistant business agent
Executive board-Harry Maginnis ].
w. Tracy, A Schneider, George Bow
man, Fred Otterstedt-