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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18
My Funniest
Experience
GLOVES TOO MUCH FOX HIM.
BY Charles N. Floyd, Ex-G Governor o,
New Hampshire.

BY Charles M. E,oxd. ~ C-ovarno. ~
Nsu H.r,r.h;ra
#y
- Hrotn IAs new 1orA Wofh-
NURING the early part OF my CAM
pai8n for this ofe~S ef governor I
had to do q lot OF travelling in tso-
lated parts OF the state. ~nd found ono
OF nv most difscnlt Init. -. - v,.It ~.
a,,.,,... $500 --.5.r -.
nos accs cy rA-
way AIter many measurement IN get
ting to my various destinations on timo, I
at last adopted tbs automobile a. the
surest and quickest Hlsthsd OF convey
ance. and thereby hangs this tala.
The COMMITTEES with which I Was work
ing convinced me that It wa quite nscAs-
sary to coax a csrtain farmer ovor to our
political view. He wal a man OF rsputsd
political power, and II wen over to cur
way OF thinking he would undoubtedly
WELD a amazing result at the polls. He
was one, moreover who had voted the
other party's ticket during his voting
years and must be handled in q dexterous
manner IL he were to be won at all. up
on acquaintance I proved this estimate OF
him to be correct. He lived about six
miles from Hihsborough. in the western
part of the state. When we pulled up be-
fore the house at 8 o'clock we found II In
darkness. Every one had gone to bed and
the farmer had no wish to be disturbed
For some time we shouted and called. and
at last got a sleepy answer couched In no
complimentary terms. He stood az thu
second-story window ana roaroa. .I,m
| not Interested in poNtics7 and be.ides that
IL you want to talk come around at n d.
cent hour and not when folk. ara In haa
I don't care anythins about vour no rty
ANYHOW ro along with vn,,u
Ha was CLEARLY angry and wa. l.naw mo
| should have a hard time WITH HIM No
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18
RECOGNIZING OLD FRIENDS
BY Joseph w. Folk, Ex-Governor of
Missouri.
ONCE knew an editor who was yer

r ONCE knew an editor who was very
eccentric and very much annoyed
by repeated demand upon his time
by ambitious playwrights. poets, and
would-be aspirants for literary honors.
AS many Of these callers were either
friends or Endorsed by friends he found It
very difficult to turn them away without
a hearing. For many weeks one man pur-
sued him to listen to the reading of his
play. Yielding finally, the editor put on
his hat n overcoat preparatory to
leaving the office for lunch and with the
idea of hurrying he playwright, he sat
down to await the ordeal. The editor
soon discovered that the writer was an
adept at pilfering, not only ideas but the
very words he had put into the mouths
of his character. He therefore, when he
recognized a passage, would pull off his
hat in the manner OF a, salute.
"Why do you do that?" asked the play
wright.
ST cannot" replied the editor, pass an
old acquaintance without civility."
One time the editor wac SO bothered by
personal calls that he decided upon keep
ing a rigid quarantine in the outer Of
flee against his friendly ~intruders. He
instructed his office boy to say hat he was
mot in" to all callers and repaired him
self for a good mornings work. Much
to his surprise the editor had more visi-
tors h usual that day and, fully ex-
asperated, he called the boy to remon-
strate with him.
"I told you to tell them I was not in,"
he began.
THAT I do" the boy replied, but they
all say they have an appointment with
you, that you are expecting them"
well, after this" said the editor, Just
say the editor Is not in."
but IL they argue with me-" the boy
interrupted
Just tell them thsy all say that"
The new scheme worked well fer a few
days until a lady called to sec the editor.
1.-The editor is not In" said the boy.
IT know better than that" she replied.
Go tell him his wife Is waiting to take
him to lunch"
'Oh, they all say that" answered the
boy.
1t is not on record what the wife said.
bu. she entered her hnsbana's Office un-
nounc
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18
A suf'raset Parade.


1t was a glittering pageant. The air
was filled with the music of 40 bands;
700 banner of all colors, sizes and de-
signs hoated above the steadily march
ing women, and, instead Of the somber
garb OF the past few weeks. bright sum-
mer dresses were worn. Variety was
lent to the scene by the presence of
university women in their academic
robes and by the beautiful garlands Of
flowers carrier by the majority Of the
marchers. This latter idea was copied
from professions on the continent,
where flowers are much more often car
ried. AZ far as the eye could see the
honor, Immediately behind the women's
band. was occupied by GIT women, each
representing an imprisonment suffered
for the cause ROBBED In white and car
rying wands tipped with silver arrows,
which glittered In the evening sun
leaders OF q triumphal army of peace
marching to take possession of their
kingdom. In their midst was the beau
titul silk banner, bearing the signatures
OF 80 prisoners who had been forcibly
fed while IN Jail.
walked Mrs. Pankhurst, Miss Christabel
Pankhurst, in her bachelors robes;
Mrs. Psthiok Lawrence, Lady Con
stance Lytton and Miss Annie Kenny,
To he tun Of triumphant music they
passed. with soundless tread, in seem
ingly endless numbers. But this was
only the beginning Of what was to come.
Headed by a double band, section after
section followed. each led by its cap
tain. Ladies whose hair has grown
white In the cause of women's enfran-
chisement walked side by side with mill
girls from Lancashire and sweated
toilers from the East End. So many
women were there that 1t was difficult
to conceive whence they came, and the
very magnitude of their numbers i'm
| pressed tho onlookers.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18
A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY
AS Related by charlee e. Hughes, Gov
ernor Of New York.

=. ! VIM e..
TVT OULD-BE interviewers must ar
NAf range for their reception by the
w governor through tho kindly Of
fees Of his military secretary, Colonel Gee.
Curtis T~readwell. Few are able to eluAe
the vigilance Of the urbane colonel, but a
man did succeed not long ago IN running
the guard.
Having just dismissed one visitor, the
governor turned to find his place occupied
by another man, well dressed and with
all appearance Of responsibility. The ex-
ecutiye extended a cordial hand. inauir-
Ing:
Where do you como from"
II came from Auburn prison yesterday.
was the reply.
How long had you been thare2"
Two years"
And before thatY"
II was cut for two yeers."
And Drevisus to these TIVE years ?'
II was In fer 10 years"
The respectable caMor had souexkk s1.e
governor fer the PurHeae Of loaaaaa a sssa-
plant aaent the treatn1ezt Of atase nrassn
Inmates by tho elttoeIs.
The govesslsv made y neao af ssa reas,s
stateiaeass aEd H0snatsed 10 t0sE has ia
truth Of thcA-
Odd ysu hnew tEass nann ives an as-asn,
victg" this ssreasser asaueA SAe sxlsHd SEtas
the visitor had Geparted.
why no. replied the s1.prfsph oosousa
II taougAt he was an assesaAHkan"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18
LEG A MASS OF HuMoR

About v years ago a small
abrasion appeared on my right leg
Just above my ankle. 1t irritated me
80 that I began to scratch it, and 1t
began to spread until my leg from my
ankle to the knee was one solid scale
like a scab. The irritation was always
worse at night and would not allow
me to sleep, or my wife either, and it
was completely undermining our
health. / lost fifty pounds in weight
and was almost out of my mind with
pain and chagrin as no matter where
the irritation came, at work, or the
street or in the presence of company,
I would have to scratch it until 1 had
the blood running down into my shoe.
II simply cannot describe my suffer-
Ing during those seven years. The
pain, modification, loss of sleep, both
to myself and wife is simply indie
scribable OF paper. and one has to ex-
per1ence it to know what it is.
II tried all kinds of doctors and rem
edies but I might as well have thrown
my money down a sewer. They would
uly up lOl d lltLlG WullS anu LII uc
with hope only to break out again just
as bad if not worse. l had given up
hope of eve being cured when I was
induced by my wife to give the Cuti-
cura Remedies a trial. After taking
the Cuticura Remedies for a little
while l began to see a change, and
after taking a dozen bottles of Cuti.
cura Resolvent in conjunction with
the Cuticura Soap and Cuticura ONT
ment, the trouble had entirely disap.
peared and my leg was as fine as the
day I was born. Now after a lapse OF
six months with no signs of a recur.
renee l feel perfectly safe in extend
ing to you my heartfelt thanks for the
good the Cuticura Remedies have done
for me. I shall always recommend
them to my friends. w. H. White
312 d. Cabot ST., Philadelphia, Pa, Feb
4 and Apr. 10. 1909"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18
One Side Enough.

Senator William Alden Smith tells
Of an Irish Justice OF the peace out
in Michigan. In a trial the evidence
was all in and the plaintiffs attorney
had made a long and very eloquent
argument, when the lawyer acting for
the defense arose.
"What are you doing?" asked the
Justice, as the lawyer began.
"Going to present our side Of the
case"
"I don't want to hear both sides ar
gued. 1t has tindency to confuse the
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18
Another Tradition Exploded.

Two Englishmen were resting at
tho Red Horse Inn" at S~tratford-on-
Avon. One Of them discovered a
print picturing a low tumbling build
ing underneath which was printed:
The House In Which Shakespeare
Was Born" Turning to his friend In,
mild surprise he pointed TO the print.
His friend exhibited equal surprise, and.
called a waiter who assured them OF
the accuracy of the inscription.
~'Pon my word" said the observ-
ing Englishman, shaking his head
obviously, II thought he was born in
a manger!"-Success Magazine.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18
And They Wondered,

Judge Nicholas Longworth, who
used to sit on Ohio's supreme bench.
looked unnaturally grave, and a
neighbor, in recognition Of his facial
depression, named a pet owl Judge
Longworth.' 1t was the very next
day that an excited maid broke up his
wife's garden party. ooh, madam"
said she. Madam! Judge Longworth
has laid an egg"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18
DR.. MARTEps FEMALE PILLS

Seventeen Years the Standard.
Prescribed and recommended for
Women's Ailments. A scientifically pre-
pared remedy Of proven worth. The
result from their use is quick and per
manent- For sale at all Drug Stores.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18

passed too freely. /
often staggered as Il
drunk. / could not
lie in bed over half
an hour. My side was
numb. sight affected.
and a tngling sensa-
ton covered my
body. 1t actually
seemed as II I would
go crazy. l was
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18

DR.. Pillem-There must be some
thing radically wrong with your sys.
TEN to have your hair fall out so.
You will have to diet.
Skantlox-Dye It? I'm afraid, doc.
there's not enough of it left to dye.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18

The secret Of life Is not to do what
one likes, but to try to like that which
one has to do; and one does like It.
In timed. ID. Oraik.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18
More Likely.

1t is said that the Nicaraguans
would rather fight than eat.
But don't jump at the conclusion
that this is an indication of great
courage.
It may mean poor cooking.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18
DRIvEN q 4
Bakersfield, Cal, Woman's AWFUL sui.
fering.

Mrs. H. w. Heagy, 1916 L St, Ba-
kersfeld, Cal, says: Doctors failed
to help me and l vas In despair. The
kidney secretions scalded terribly and
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18

saved from fatal Bright's disease by
Doan's Kidney Pills and my health Inn
proved wonderfully"
Remember the name-Doan's. For
sale by all dealers. so cents q box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18

Ar. fsress PsasaaA Pellets regulate
and ipsigerpts EasnesA, liver and bowels.
aagArosa1ed, tiny granules, easy to take.
Do 40 grippe.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18

Ma r always betting that theb
sins VIII net find them cut
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18

recently.
1907"
Il think I'll read the book"
You may be disappointed. The
book mentions only one little Eva and
one Lawyer Marks.'-Louisville Cour-
teRJournal.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18
Opinions Aired.

Were the commencemont exer
cises interestingly
very. The time was divided be-
tween advice from public men on the
selection Of q career and suggestions
from graduates on how to run the
government"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18
Game.

MIS-. WinsIow's Soothing Syrup.
For children %teething. softens tho gums, reducesin.
uammatLon allays pain. cures wind collie. 25c IA bottle.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18

A woman tells her troubles to a doc
tor; a man tells his to a lawyer.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18

Better a nagless wife than a horse
less carriage.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18
included H

included Her.
why did she get angry at the
stranger in town."
"She asked him If he had seen her
daughter and he answered that he
had seen all the sights of the place."
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18

Less Lavish.
Il saw Uncle Toms Cabin played
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-10-06
WESTERN RATES
ARE HELD Up
TR\NSCONTINENTNL FREIGHT
CHARGES HELD W.
HEARING NEXT YEAR
RnllrOns Fast of the Rocky Mountains
Can Not Apply Tariff In-
crease Ia the Iunst

Washington, oct Advances In
transcontlncntnl freight charges vary
ing from tn 10 cents per 100 pounds
from points OF Eastern origin 10
Pacific Coast terminals were suspend.
ed yesterday 10y the Interstate Com-
morre Commission until February 90
1all, pending an inquiry by the conn
mission into their rcasonohlouess
The order of suspension affects soy-
crnl hundred Interstate carriers opo-
rating east of the Rocky Mountains
Fast of the Mississippi River the ear
riers involved are practically those Of
north OF the ohio ana Potomac rivers
although the rates advanced apply to-
all Virginia points and to some points
In Alabama The tariffs nled with
the commission were tO have become
effective on October 10 They apply
to all commodity ana class freight
rates ON west-hound shipments 10 the
Pacific Coast, particularly To lumber
cement and furniture The proposed
increases apply, however, To all sorts
Of freight shipments, both class and
oOmmOdlty
No time has yet been fixed for "a
hearing as 10 the reasonahleness of the
proposed rates, but II win be- held
probably late In November ar In De
crmbor
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-10-06

Policemen all over the world use
Il u. Policemen stand on their feet
all day and know what sore, tender,
sweaty, swollen feet really mean. They
use Il u because II u cures their
feet right up. 1t keeps feet in perfect
condition. Read what this policeman
has to say; ~ was surprised and de-
lighted with II for tender feet l
hardly know how TO thank you enough
for II. . It's superior To powders or
plasters. l can keep my feet In per-
feet condition. Believe In my earnest
gratitude for 4 | ". am policeman
and keep on my feet all day."--Emzy
Harrcll, Austin, Texas.
You never tried anything like T I u
before for your feet II Is dlff1ent
from anything ever before sold.
r y Is not powder. Powders
and other foot remedies clog up the
pores. r u draws out all poisonous
exudations which bring on soreness OF
the feet. and Is the only remedy that
does. T ! y cleans out every pore and
glorifles the feet-your feet.
You'll never limp again or draw up
your face in pain and you'll forget
about your corns. bunions and cal
louses. You'll feel like n new person.
TIZ Is for sale at all druggists at
25c per box, or 1t will be sent you dl-
rect II you wish from Walter Luther
Dodge a. Co.. Chicago, Ill.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-10-06
Little Bald SPOT
Men Be Sensible, Don't let
it Grow More Conspicuous

IF you are BEGINNING 10 worry
about that spot right on the top Of
your head. whe"e the hiir is thin or
has disappeared entirely;
Don't worry any longer
Go to Baker Drug Co. at once and
get 80 cent bottle of Partisan Sage.
If that won't check the falling hair.
and cause new nair to grow nothing
on this earth will.
Dandruff causes hair to fall and
badness; dandru(f germs cause dan
druff
Partisan Sage kills the germs; Grad
icates dandruff stops falling hair and
itching scalp, or money back AT Baker
Drug Co.
II will cause the hair 10 grow, if
the hair root Is not dead.
II causes the hair to grow thicker
more luxuriant and puts 50 much
new life into II that II grows lus-
trous and beautiful
The girl with the Auburn hair on
every package 80 cents at Baker
Drug co. and druggists everywhere
Mall orders filled by American maxi
ers. The GrouX Mfg. Co., Buffalo, N.
Y.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-10-06
Health and Beauty Queries
BY MRS. MAE MARTYR

y, u, 81 Although gray hair is some
times caused by worry It Is generally due
10 diseased scalp as indicated by such
symptoms m the dAndrun. itching scalp ana
bnt,le falling hair Of which you speak 10
restore your scalp 10 q healthy condition,
first keep 1t clean by shnmpooing every ten
days or two weeks with canthrox. then mas.
sage the scalp. using a good quinine hair ton.
ir. You can prepare the tonic yourself by
adding one ounce of quinzOin TO halfpint
of alcohol aud q halfpiut OF cold water. lns
is much better than most read y.prepured
hair touics as 1t contains nothing to make
the hair coarse, sticky or stringy It will
remove the dandrun aud stop your hair from
coming ont. You viii find It an ideal dress.
inc for the hair and very refreshing TO an
itching scalp
y. N D. (a) DO not ei your super
have spent many dollars trying dffercnt so.
called flesh roducers without any Of Them
doing bin Of good, I want you 10 try this
one have many friends who tell me It
did wonders for them Get four ounces NJ
pnrnOtis from any drug store, dissolve II m
] y pints Of hot waiter and lake o table
spoonful few minues before each meal. II
IN harmless nnd viii cut down your fat rap,
idly without the necessity of dieting or siren.
nous exercising tb) That gobd rclema rem
edy you ask for Is called luxor
A. r.. So To be sure. health and beauty
go hand in hand Indigestion and sluggish
liver cause impure blood which In turn
breeds ugly hOtches pimples and skin crup
tinns. accompanied often by depression. mel'
uncholia and headaches. These may be- all
removed by the iudicious use Of simple
homemade system tonic and blood purifier,
made ~ follows; Dissolve one ounce Of kar.
leue and onehalf cup NJ sugar In one'half
pint alcohol then add enough hot water 10
make q full quart Of the remedy Take
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-10-06

From the Boston Globe.
Evaporated crnnherros viii soon he
ns much of staple as evaporated ap.
pies or evapOrnted peaches, aud, boy
way of educating the consuming pub
lie to q taste for the delcncy In this
new ana economic form, the packages
Of ovaporated cgnberries viii bear
several standard recipes Tor preparing
the fruit In the most AppetIzlng form.
Nor are the evuporatcd cranhorrlcs To
have a monopoly Of the package form
Of distribution The regular berries
will also he put ont In pastchoard
cartons, with recipes attached.
This introduction of cranberrlos In
package form Is expected to afford an
entering wedge for crnnberres In the
foreign market Heretofore the peO-
pie over scas haye not taken very
kindly to the American drllcacy, al
thnugh efforts have been made to cro-
ate demand for Cape Cod berries,
particularly In Great Britain. How
ever the growers have figured ont that
much of the responsibility for this
lack Of appreciation lies In the fact
that the cranberrlcs weor not avail
able In packages the form I'm which
the British housewife likes to pur-
chase such catablc. II that premise
Is correct a market can be created
abroad for any surplus of the crop
not consumed in the United States.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-10-06
TO INACCURATE
COLLEGE HEAD
SYNOD WILL INDUCT KENDALL
PRESIDENT INTO OFFICE.
BROTHERHOOD Is FORMED
Mission Workers of Presbyterian
synod Form OrganiIntiOn-iiun-
drcd Delegates Here

The conference on Indian Missions
closed its meetings Yesterday with "A
brotherhood meeting az the NJ, E
church, south, I'm the afternoon. A
state organization was perfected ana
Il, H. Jacobs Of oklahoma city Yves
elected president ana A. b. Treas
urcr OF Bartlesyllle. vice. president
The body win be- known A. the state
brotherhood Of the oklahoma synod.
The Oklahoma synod Of the Pres
byterian church opened lls three day
session last evening with sermon
by Rev James Kidd Thompson uf
MuskOgcc. About one hundred del,
rgatos are In attendance and much of
the time Is given "a the routine WORK
Of the synod.
The important meeting of today IN
the one this morning at Kendall col
lege auditorium when the reports
from the college trustees Of the synod
win be heard, Some matters OF much
interest win be included in these re-
ports At noon the body win be- the
guests of Or. S. Il, GOrdan, president
Of the college ,at luncheon served in
the college dining hall
The afternoon session viii Dee hold
I'm the Boston ~QVenue church again
and win be business session and N
sermon by Dr n, T.. Kelley Of New
York City. In the evening Or Dixon
Of New York City and returned
missionary from China win give ar
address. Everyone is invited 10 hear
him,
Tomorrow will close the session and
the feature viii be the inauguration
of Dr. Seth X, Gordan as president of
Henry Kendall College This viii he
the first president ever inaugurated In
The history of the school and Is an
event Of state importance, II via
he held in the college auditorium he
ginning at o'clock ana the puhnc'
~ invited The program has been
prepared as follows:
Scripture Lesson.
Piano--"Harmonies Poctiques ct Re-
ligienses ...,,..,,..,,,Lis2t Ran.
Prof John Knowles Weaver.
Prayer.
Vocal "Sancta Maria .... Faursl
Miss Caroline Porter. %.
Induction of the President Elect into
his office.
Preliminary remarks by the Presi.
dent of the Board Of Trustees.
Questions asked the President
Elect.
Reply Of the President Elect
Approval Of the Board Of Trusteeg.
signihed 10y their rising.
Declaration Of the President Of the
Board
Inaugural Address-"The College and
Teaching of the Bible
Duett ..,,...,.,....... Selected
Charge to the President
Phil G. Baird, DID. Ph. D.
plan0--"Hungarian Fantasy y....
................. Brahms. .
Miss Elberta Llewellyn.
Greetings from the Synod Of Okla
homa ~ The Moderator of synod. |
Greetings from the state University
A Grant Evans II d. Pres |