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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-10-06
Ell eercto la marina So han undo la reyoncon la es
cladra nacional ha incado un furioso bombardeo
contra el palaco real otros edfcios pabcos.
Teegramas posteriore norman que la famla real ha sdo
muera tiros e paacio por la multtud enfurecida
No possible obener por momento mas ampos nformes
debido Que los revolucionaros han destruldo todo
medic de communication.
De nuestro servicio cablegrafico.

tos est.iJn ocurriendo en- las GALES de
Lishoa. FL estandartc real ha sldo
alrancado del asia del palaclo real y
sustituido con Ia bancicra republ'ca-
ma. Los defensores del palaclo Sc han
undo, como el resto de los que Sc
conslderaban leales al rey con los re
volueionarios. DesPisa viene el rll-
NOR que el palacio ha slao defendldo
con exito y que las t1,,b9s no han To-
grado apoderarse dc clio. Sc dice
que el gobierno de Londres esta con
siderando lntcrvenir i favor de la
familia real para su protection, pero
sin tratar de apuntalarle el tono
al monarca lasita con las bayo-
netas lnglesas.
New York. octubre 6.--Los OIL
ciaies del servicio del hospital de
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-10-06
En- PORTUGAL ia SlD0 PR0CL LAMADA la REPUBLICA

New York, ,lOctuIre g. Ell presi-
dente ha aceptado la renuncia de
juez asociado Moody de la corte sui
prema para tener efecto el 20 de no
vienbre.
Es probable que el presidente Vi
site ell canal de Panama el mes que
viene.
New York, Octubre e. Una de-
|funcion de c6lera ocurrio a bordo
del vapor Santa Ana, en- cuarentena
en- New York, procedente de puer-
tos italianos y Iranceses.
New York, Octubre e. Despa-
chos de Napales informan que ocu-
rueron Ell toda Italia. el martes, Sc
gun informe, 2S nuevos casos de CO
lera Y 3 defunciones. La playa ha he
cho su aparicion en- Corcega Y varlos
casos han sido descubiertos bordo
del vapor Bosphore. en- el puerto dc
Marsella, Francla.
New York, ocubre g. Enrique
Wynmalen ha hecho I'm nuevo re-
cord de altitud en- aeroplano subien
do hasta 9,ls6 pies en- el espaclo.
"A primera hora de Ia mahana de
hoy tomo puerto el vopor correo de
los Estados Unldos
Sc asegura que algunos vecinos
de la calle del Parque tratan de pre-
sentar una solicitud de 'injuccion
contra el municipio de la cludad pa
Ia impedir la construction de ace
ras en- Ia forma que ALI Sc esta efec
tuando. Han estado vlsitando las
obras los Sres. Lcdo. Hernandez
Lopez, ingeniero Sr. Jose A. Canals
y propietarios Sres. Carreras y Boil
var. entire otros.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-10-06

New York. Octubre 6 Una for
midable revolucion ha estallado en-
Lisboa el martes El rey Manuel de
Portugal Y el resto de Ia familia real
Sc encuentran prisioneros en- su pro
pio palacio. Sus capturadores no
dicen 10 que piensen hacer con ell 20
ven monarca, pero Sc teeme que sus
intenciones sean el de fusilarle. Ell
ejercito Y la marina Sc han vuelto
traidores Y Sc han aliado i los reNo
lucionarios. Los buques de guerra
portugueses han iniciado un furloso
bombardeo contra el palaclo real.
Las cortes han sido clausuradas por
tres meses v Ia mltad de los nuevos
miembros habiendo sido desaflados
cuando trataron de tomar sus aslen-
tos empeoro la situaclon. La muerte
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-10-06
La sensational declaration
del testlgo Ohvera.
A peticion del fiscal fue condu.
eide ell acusadO al sitio de Ia
trajedia, donde dice Olivera
que ''yio a Roman matar a
CollazO.
Gran expectation publica en-
el desarrollo del juicio.
Ode nuestro corresponsal) J
Por telegrafo

Hoy q las $40 Ia. n.y. recibimos
de nuestro corresponsal en- Ponce el
slgulente despacho telegrafico:
Ponce, octubre ;. "Co,respon-
dencla de P. r. San Juan P. r.
a peticl6n del fiscal y de la de-
tensa ordeno Ia corte que Ell iurado
due entiende causa contra Roman,
fuera en- inspection ocular al sitio
en- que Sc cometlo ell crimen, don
de aparecleron restos.. Acompana-
ION al jurado al juez, fisca!es,
marshall, captain Mater, acusado
Roman el bueyero Quesada, que
encontro restos, V testigo Olivera
que dice rio d Romdn motar Il Co.
Haao. Estuvieron desde II V media
hasta las doce. Prueba fiscal termi
no esta tarde, empezando pruebas
defensa. Extraorbinaria expec-
tacion."'.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-10-06
RegIeso hoy.

Nuestno j6ven compatriota el Sr.
Rafael Pietrantoni. qlie ha eStado
algGn tempo on lo> +. U. On A.
sunt"s dc neeocin>. IN rcgre>alo en
el correb dc hnv Entire st~ nc.ncins
trae Ia representation he II marca De
AUTOMOBILES Mercer" clvas mdali
mas ~. FnSeYen.in 1lna muv li.cra y
ripiia 'le ! asIen'ns y moIcrnl factu
RI.
Bien rcniIa u J6ren compIriiota
y que tene1 j nicjor 6Nitoen SIS ne
cnrin~- ITc ~egIraulente implls..ra
con ~ :sc,l>tllmh-A,.a actiyiiai.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-10-06
Los republicanos portugue.
ses obtienen II puestos.
El bloque de oposicion monar.
quica triunfo en- 33 candida
tOs.
En- 8 distritos desaparecieron
Y fueron rotas algunas ar
mas.

de Portugal y Espana lnforman un
estado NADIA tranqulGzador para Ia
monarquia en- el reino lusitano.
En- Ia primera quincena del pasa-
do tuvieron lugar las elecciones. Los
republicanos obtuvieron un trlun-
TO aplastante. Vease los datos que
Ell Liberal de Madrid le elegrafla su
corresponsal desde Lisboa.
AIN no Sc conocen los resultados
definitivos de Ia elecclon.
Anoche, el escrudnio parclal AFRO
jaba esta cifras:
Ministefiales 80.
Candidates del bloque (oposlcion
monarquica), 33.
Republicanos, IA.
De estos ultimos, 10 pertenecen
a Lisboa (mayoria), tres a setubal
(mayoria) y uno 4 Beja.
El nimero de votos obtenldos por
los candidates es ell sigulente:
Republicanos, 1900 votos.
Bloque monarqulco, 1900.
Ministeriales 5000.
Estos datos correspondent al Circu
10 Oriental, por donde luchan los re-
publicanos Costa, Almeida, Macha-
do, Bombarda Y Magalhaces.
En- el Occidental es tamblen abru-
madora Ia mayoria de los republica-
nos.
Fuera de los disturbios,. sin imppr
tancia, ocurridos en- Covelhan, Bra
60 y Setubal, donde desaparecieron
8 fueron rotas algumas urnas, result
tando nula Ia, votacion, puede decir-
Sc que las elecciones han transcurrl-
do con tranquilidad.
En- Setuba+ ha sido detenido un
cIra que capitaneaba un grupo de
electores.
No Sc ha terminado todavia el re-
cuento Official de votos.
AEs, .indescrptible el entusiasmo
del pueblo por el trirnfo de los can
didatos republlcanos.
Ell triunfo de estos es verdadera
mente aplast2nte. En- las pasadas
plecciones solo vencleron slete can
didatos. v en- Camaras anterior So
10 han tenido asiento tres 9 cuatro.
El partldo republican,, que vivi6
muchos amos en- la abstencion, sin to-
mar parte en- la luchas politicas, por
dedicar toda SUI actividad a trabaios
rovolucionarios, resurge hoy poten-
to, seguro de SUI f,lerza en- la opinion
piblica, para lograr su objetlvo en-
una rapida evolucion..
Fl gobierno que 10 vefa asi, hizo co
rrer la especie de que las elecciones
serian sangrlentas, para que en- ell
extranjero Sc creyera que los repu-
hlicanos apelaban a la violencia por
estar faltos de fuerzas polfticas.
Los hechos han venido 4 desmen-
tlrle. Presisamente, en- los distritos
rue han ocurrido disturbios ,llucha-
Ian solamente elementos mon arqui-
los.
La misma seriedad con que los,
republicanos han acogido SUI triunfo,
IS garantia de su prestigio y de su
fuerza.
Lucharan en- ell Parlamento sin re-
a sus trabajos revoluciona-
rios.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-10-06
FL CR|MEN De La "FLACA'.
Los que Negan.
En- el vapor correo de hoy re,
gresaron entire otros, los es,
pesos F. H. Dexter, Juez de-
Humacao selora y niho. J An
gel Cesari hacendado de Yau
co.

Entire otros pasajeros del vapor
de hoy llegaron esta ciudad unos
de regreso a la lsla Y otros de tempo.
rada, los dlstln guidos esposos F. H.
Dexter-Larrlnaga y su Undo niho,
|esposos F. L. Anderson, sehorita
n. Scoville, esposos G. V. Domin-
guez-Qulnones y su monislmo "be.
be- Arturo Bravo y sefora, y A. E.
y Oscar Bravo; Luis Bravo v senori.
ia J. Bravo, esposos H. L. BurnetU,
Edward Ferrer y sonora Ferrer Y MI
nos S. H. NJ. y R. Ferrer; senoras
A. Fernandez y nino, E. NJ. G
A. Fernandez y nlno, E. NJ. Castillo
y A. Cobian, esposos 81. H. Cloy, se-
nora f. Fisher, sonora Figueros, y
ST. +. Flgueroa; sehor Y sonora Cur
ney, senora w. Gibbs, senoritas E.
Grannls, F. B. Parker, G. S. y F.
Sanchez y senora E. Sanchez, seno~
rltas L. Silverman, R. y NJ. Tibbits,
NJ. |. y G. Valdes, y R. Webber, Sc
noras Lienau, Sr. y senora Koberg,
esposos E. S. Paine y niiio; S. Roca
fort, H. J. Skilton, Isabel de Sabater
E. B. Tibbits, A. D. Tomas, senora
9. T. Van Ness y A. Villari, esposos
Lee H. Vendig, R. Wilson y sonora
A. B. Zimmerman. Sc ilores Angel
CESAR hacendado de Yauco v nifo
A. CESAR Jose A. Diaz, DR.. Rafael
Gatell, L. Llabres, Jose Novas, R.
Pletrantoni, A y L. Rodriguez, j..
Servagean administrator del Coloso
y Manuel Saldaha. .Nuestra bienveni-
da a todos.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-10-06

,pesar de h lls,vii h. las pa<a-
das noclleS Il eoncurreDri4 al zine
del Parq,le ha si.io numen,a = los
Sres. R0iriguez \ Carnnna otreoen
Gala noehe nGevas exhlbiciones II
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-10-06

pidamente partira desde frente a
Ia casa del Sr. Leon. a unos 90 me-
tnos de Ia entrada sur de Ia calle, q
llevar las aguas 4 Ia cuneta de L.
carretera.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03

The word Vermont" on a can OF
maple syrup has always raised tha,
brand about one hundred per cent in
the estimation of the buyer. A few
years ago, however, q method was dis.
covered of imparting this same delic.
ious flavor to preparations without the
use of real maple syrup. This flavor
ing extract is called Mapleine.
If dish of syrup made with maple
inc and the real Green Mountain kind
is placed before Vermonter, he would
not be able to tell the difference be-
tween the two. This is largely due to
the absolute purity of the ingred-
tents and the great care used in the
manufacture.
Mapleine is purely vegetable and
makes a syrup that is equal to any and
superior to most brands of maple syrup
that are placed on the market.
To make delicious favorings for
cakes, ice cream and sauces, nothing is
required but q little granulated sugar
and water with few drops of maple
inc dissolved therein. Housewives find
it great convenience in preparing
puddings out of leftovers.
A little booklet, with the title of
"Mapleine Dainties", is published by
the Crescent Manufacturing company,
who are the makers of Mapleine. The
booklet will be sent free to anyone who
asks for 1t. Nearly every grocer car
ries Mapleine. Try some today and
you will say the same that thousands
OF others have, that here is a flavor
with the real maple taste. This little
suggestion for sauce for puddings !:
Whites Of two eggs, one and a half
cups of granulated sugar, one cup of
milk, one teaspoonful of mapleine.
Mapleine is to be used anywhere that
another flavoring could be used.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03
insurance Men Attacked

Louisville, KY, Jan. 29.-Insurance
Commissioner Bell today held'a confer.
ence with four presidents of life insur-
ance companies that have been losers
in the alleged swindling schemes prac-
ticed in Louisville by insurance solici-
tors. AS result, the state of Ken.
lucky may take legal action against
the insurance companies for operating
in Kentucky without licenses. They
are the Indiana National Life Insur.
ance company, and the Commercial
Life Insurance company, both Of In
dianapolis.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03
speer Would Buy Water

Denver, Jan. 29.-Municipal owner.
ship OF the water system of Denver il
favored by Mayor Robert W. Speer, in
his annual budget submitted to the
city council tonight. He recommends
the purchase of the Denver Union Wa
ter company's plant at an appraised
valuation of $14.400, 600. The mayor
favors reduction of the number OF
saloons in Denver and doubling the sa-
loon license, advocates municipal as
phalt paving plant.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03
OblectiYe Reform.

me defendant had been found guilty
OF habitually getting drunk and beat
ing his wife.
iouli not be guilty of indulging in
tne lick her habit during the next two
years anyhow. you sorry specimen of
manhood" said the Judge. "ofcer. re-
move the prisoner"
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03
Let the Debtor Beware.

Briggs-A safe conversational rule
is, When In doubt talk of the weather.
Griggs-Safe nothing! / met my tai
lor yesterday. and on my speaking of
the weather he replied, "Yes, It is un.
settled, and that reminds me of that
little bill of urs."-Boston Tran.
script.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03
Racy Metaphor.

The Archbishop of Canterbury is a
great example of a ready wit, accord.
ing to the Pathfinder. He was going
with a number of clergymen in to a
luncheon. after some ecclesiastical
function one day. when some dignitary
observed:
"Now to put a bride on our anne.
titesi"
Quick as lightning the archbishop
retorted, Say, rather, now to put a
bit between our teeth"
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03
| | 8

az have suffered with piles for thirty
six years. One year ago last April be.
gan taking Cascarets for constipation. In
the course of week / noticed the piles
began to disappear and at the end Of six
weeks they did not trouble me at all
Cascarets have done wonders for me.
am entirely cured and feel like a new
man" George Kryder. Napoleon, o.
CUT THIS OUT. mail it with your ad-
dress to the Sterling Remedy Company
Chicago ILL.,, and receive handsome SOU
venir Gold Bon Bon FREE.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03
More Capital Poured In.

New York, Jan. 29.-The recon.
mendation of directors of the Interna.
tional Harvester company for an in.
crease in the common stock of the
company from $50, 900, 900 to $50, ,OO0,.
900 was ratified at special meeting
OF the stockholders in Hoboken today.
The directors will meet In Chicago
Monday and declare the first quarterly
installment of the per cent annual
dividend.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03
AS ExempIihed.

Mans inhumanity to man." chuck
led the hacker of the winning pugilist
who had pounded the other chap to a
jelly makes countless thousands
cheerfully pay their good money to see
It working"
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03
Bound to Make a Sale.

Wouldn't you like to try bottle of
my celebrated eye remedy? Only 20
cents"
No; there's nothing whatever the
matter with my eyes"
Well. it's equally good for removing
eorns. AS a co-n remedy sell 1t for
10 cents"
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03
The Difference.

Father" said little Rollo, what is
me difference between farming and
igriculture?"
Well, my son, for farming you
need plow and harrow and lot
81 other implements. and for agricul-
lure all you need is a pencil and q
piece Of paper" r"-Washington Star.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03

Some people suffer continually with
tired, aching and swollen feet. Little
90 they know how soothing is Hamlins
Wizard Oil. Rub it in at night and
have thankful, happy feet in the morn
ing.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03
Hoods
arSapariIIa

Makes the blood of the right
quality and quantity = normal
in red and white corpuscles and
all other constituents. 1t builds
up the whole system.
In usual liquid form or chocoated tab
lets called Sarsatabs. 100 Doses 81.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03
A Vegetable Cameo.

Spain Is the land of the onion-a
fact which tempted Mr.. Shaw, the au.
thor of Spain of To-day" to fall into
the appended easy verse:
All returned travellers are sure to
appreciate 1t for its feeling for truth
rather than It's resemblance to the
form of "The Ancient Mariner"
Garlic. garlic everywhere
Except in what you drink.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03

Always shake in Aliens Foot Ease, q powder.
II cures hot, sweating, aching. swoIlen faet
cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. All
All druggists and shoe steres 25c. Don't accept
any su uDstitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address
Allen S. olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03

In all the latest novels out
The damsels are, beyond a doubt,
OF lofty tone;
And never see their beaux without
A chaperon.
Louisville Courier Journal.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03

HOWARD, E. BURTON Assayer and Chemist,
- = . Leadville, Colorado. Specimen prices: Gold
Silver, Lead. 81. Gold, Silver 75c; Gold SOC; Zinc
or Copper. g. Mailing envelopes and full price list
licited. Reference: Carbonate National Bank.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03
DIR. MARTEL'S FEMALE PILLS.
Seventeen Years the Standard.

Prescribed and recommended for women's all
ments-a scientifically prepared remedy of proven
worth. The result from their use Is Quick and
permanent. For sale at all drug stores
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03

George-Do you think that I'm good
enough for you, darling?
Darling-No, George; but you're too
good for any other girl.-1llustrate
Bits.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03
auoth the Xexetarian

Quoth the Vegetarian.
Well. when no more your purse can
stand
The uplift in the price Of beef.
There's more nutritious food at hand;
Eat beans and rice. and find relief.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03
Her Vocabulary.

when l returned from our poker
party last night my wife just looked
ct me; not word was spoken"
MY wife looked at me, too. and !
don't believe that a word was un.
spoken. ."-Houston Post.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03

Mothers win find Mrs winslow's Soothins
syrup the best remedy to use for their childre.
during the teething period.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03
Pettit,s Eye SaIxe for 25c.

Relieves tired eyes, quickly stops
eye aches, congested, infamed and com
mon sore eyes. All druggists OF
Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03

When you tell your doctor about the bad
taste in your mouth, loss Of appetite for
breakfast, and frequent headaches, and
wnen ne sees your coated tongue, he will
say, You are bilious" Ayers Pills
work we'll in such cases.
-Asds By thsJ. @. Aver Co.. Lowell. Mass.-
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03
VIII Know Later.

Stranger am told you have "pur-
chasing agent" in this city. What
does he do?
Native-Mister. we're payin' the
Murriam commission $4,000 to find
out
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03
TO cURe A COLD IN ONE DAY

Take LAXATIVE BRoMo Quinine Tablets.
cn DTugglsts refund money If 1t fails to cure E w
GROVES signature is on each box 25c
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03

In Leipzig there are street kiosks
where for penny the city directory
can be inspected.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-02-03

PILES CURED m 6 TO ~ DAYS
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure anv ca,o
Of Itching Blind. Bleeding or Protruding pills in
TO II days or money refunded Soc
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-12-13
RARE CHANCE!
Big Pay for Solicitors!

THE CINCINNATI WEEKLY
ENQUIRER is offering Five Thou
sand Dollars in cash premiums to
solicitors, in addition to a liberal
commission that is more than ample
TO pay ones expenses, besides af-
fording a living profit, while en-
gagged in the work of soliciting sub
scriptions.
THE WEEKLY ENQUIRER
is now a twenty-four page magazine
style paper, chuck full of reading
most acceptable to any well-ordered
home. Each issue contains a ser
mon by Pastor Russell, an essay by
DIR. Madison c. Peters, serial and
short stories, natural history, gen
eral news and special record of po-
litical and national affairs that are
of interest to all people, cut patterns
for ladies and youths, and miscella-
neous matter, all of high moral in
fluence; also market reports from all
commercial centers, and veterinary
columns.
The editors aim being to present
the reader with an exceptionally
good family journal of superior
merit, free from all matters that an
tagonize morality, justice and truth.
To circulate such a paper, all
well-meaning persons can benefit
their community and add their mite
in the uplifting of civic and political
thought and action.
Any person, lady or gentleman.
with leisure hours, DESTROYS of doing
good turn for the community, at
the same time earning fairpayment,
should apply at once for particulars
by writing to THE ENQUIRER,
Cincinnati, O.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-12-13
Her Test for Lodgers.

A certain widow who kept board
ing house in a Maine town had a
strong bias against the theological
views of the Universalists, and en-
forced strict test act" against all
applicants for lodgings.
One day an old sea captain hap
pened along to ask for rooms.
But what do you believer" asked
the widow.
'Oh, most anything" replied the
captain.
do you believe there is a hell?"
Sure" was the reply.
WELL" parted the widow. "how
many do you think will go there?"
The captain cautiously remarked
that he thought 10000 would be a
fair estimate.
The widow paused, then stated
that he could come in. Twenty
thousand" she said, ''is better than
none.-Boston Herald.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-12-13
!Ornithology VS.. High Finance.

A certain Pittsburg millionaire
visited Philadelphia not long ago,
and his business leading him to the
splendid Academy of the Natural
Sciences, he found himself walking
In and out among the cases of stuffed
birds. There are thousands of life
like feathered creatures gathered
there, and the collection is consid-
cred one of the finest in America.
The custodian could not help prais-
Ing 1t all with excusable warmth.
I've never figured 1t out" said
he, at last, but 1t Is safe to say, at
a guess, that these stuffed birds are
worth not less than 100000.
"Heavens!" exclaimed the man OF
money. rs It possible? What are
they stuffed WITH"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-12-13
JOHN WAS NOT AFRAID.
Until He Knew With Whom He Was
Dealing SO StrenuousIy.

Dealing SO Strenu0usly.
This must stop right here!" said
John Grout, as ne put one foot out
of bed and began reaching around in
the dark for his trousers.
john" called mis- wife, please
don't be foolish. Lie down and be
quiet!"
''No!" he snarled I'm going
to give that young man down there a
drubbing that'll make him want to
keep away as far as possible from
this house in the future. Here it is
after IL O'Clock. and"
John" Mrs. Grout pleaded,
stop! Don't go down there, please
But John had found his trousers.
and ignoring his wife's words, he
hurried into the hall. Then he stole
about half a minute there were
sounds of falling stands and tum-
bling chairs and shaking chandeliers.
The old man had grasepd his antago-
mist around the neck right at the
start and soon had him choked into
submission. Then he tied the fellow
full of knots, bumped his head
against the newell post several times,
and finally threw him down the front
steps.
When he got back up stairs his
wife and daughter, pale and Quaking
with terror, flung themselves upon
his breast.
What's the matter?" he demand
ed.
That was burglar!" they cried
Heavens" he gasped, getting
sick at the stomach. "Why didn't
you tell me before! / thought it was
Ethel's beau."-Judge.