Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1910-09-23
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Top o the mornin' to ye," Unit
ed States Senator Miles Poindexter
of Spokane.
l wonder if the "he, she or it,
Ruthie ran to the storm cellar, whel
the Poindexter cyclone struck Wash
ington State?
Ii report be true, the boasted "nev
press" of the Tacoma Tribune, frs
served the needs of Salt Lake City
Utah. newspaper.
"Peau-De-C -Cygne" reads an ad. O
o department store in Seattl
paper. Whether it is wearing ap
parel or new breakfast food, l an
not qualified to Judge.
1t would have required a feet O
Minnesota steamships of the Jane
]. Hill brand, to stow the cargo O
pent-up feelings of chagrin, disap
pointment, regret and defeat, tha
surged in the breast of Judge Burke
OF Seattle. on the morning of Sept
14th.
The meanest. detestable, degener
ate man l know of is the fellow i,
Olympia who asks the newsboy for
paper. reads the headings, then hand
it back to the newsie' saying h.
doesn't want it. Such contemplate
two-legged animals need taking out
side the walls of the city and shot.
That loud, yet joyous and con
tented noise heard around Fourtl
Avenue and Union street in Seattl,
the morning of Sept. 14th, proves
to be the laughter of John L. Will
son. publisher of the Seattle Post
Mtettigencer, as he read the Unitet
States Senatorial returns, so it i:
reported.
c. d. Hillman, the real estat,
man of Seattle, is q modest maj
and doesn't like publicity" says ,
Seattle paper, or words to that ef
feet. Yes. so modest that he runs ;
double-column picture of himself il
an ad. published in the Seattl,
Times. recently. Modest C. D. Hill
man, of Seattlel
or course. one can purchase clothes
nowadays in every city on the in
stallment plan, so it is not at all sur
prising to Rad the following ad
which l clipped from q late issue O
the P-L:
l KEEP your feet in perfect condition
81 month, 25c corn. A. w. Kline
chiropodist, 456 Arcade bldg. Sun
uayS open 70 IL.
The Seattle Post st-Mteliigeacer an
nounces that from Sept. 10th ant
thereafter. it will be an independ
ent newspaper" that it will no
stand pat for Republican candidate
merely because he is a Republican.
loo bad that paper did not arrive a
this conclusion years ago. Yet, th,
old saw: Better late than never
is not to be forgotten in this case.
There are humanity in the worlt
to-day. millions of such, who do no
rave over an article: DO We Liv,
Beyond the Grave?'' but who viii
fall over each other, so to speak, I,
read an account Of football. prize
fight and other sports, in a news
paper, and they are as liable TO re
ceive crown and harp as those VIII,
peruse nothing but religious litera
ture.
The Seattle Argus hints that Taf
wanted John L. Wilson to Withdraw
from the United States Senatoria
race. and that brother" Harry
job in Mexico would not last if Johl
did not retire. Well. be as thi
may. brother or no brother, Taft O
no Taft, had been in John L. Viii
sons shoes, / should have RENAME,
in the race for the United State
Senate. until the polls closed primar.
day. Political friends are a ba'
thing to have sometimes.
In recent issue OF the P.-L, I'm
der the heading Personal and Ho
tel Gossip" appears the following:
Maurice de Schlumberger and Ca
mile Reboud, tourists from Paris
France, are at the Washington.
One might believe Camille Re
boud is from Paris, but never Maur
ice de Schlumberger. From m!
standpoint, Schlumberger is frou
the land of sauerkraut, for does no
the name Schlumberger. in fancy
remind you of a dutch lunch
winneworst, limburger. dill-pickles
rye bread and beer? You know
does.
At the Methodist Indian camp
meeting held on the White Eartl
reservation, near Duane, Mimi. re
Gently. Chief Me-shex-ge-sig. of tn
Chippewas, presented boautifull.
carved pipestone pipe to Mrs. Cathr
rine CHM, an evangelist. of Siou
City, Iowa. The pipe was a confus
ing surprise to Mrs. CHM. as sh
abominates, and detests smoking
and attacks it in her sermons. Chic