The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-07-28


Ever had appendicitisg~ No
There Amt never been a time when
could anord Il. Detroit Free Press.
Barber Haye anything on your face
when J get through. sirg Victim
Some skin and nose. I hope, Boston
Transcript.
1eorge-Do you think that I'm good
enough for you. darling2 Darling
No, George; but you're TOO good for
any other girl
The chicken stew has two prices
IN the bill Of fare. How Is that. wait
err" with chicken In Il. It Is 30
cents, without It. 10"
Mother docking over her boys
shouider) Your spelling Is perfectly
terrible Litfle son-This Amt spell.
IN lesson. It's a composition.
Politician-Co Congratulations. Sarah.
I've been elected. Sarah with de
light ~ Honestly Poliiician-Wha
difference does that make9-sL Louis
Times
The Father-Did mamma punish
you to-day. Tommief The Boy-Yes.
sir. What did she dog" MADE me
stay 10 the house while she was tax
ms her singing lessoni"
They are going 70 lock Jones up for
the good Of the community" What's
be doneg" Hes talking OF setting
Brownlng's poems 70 Ricnard Strauss
music Cleveland Leader.
The Man-No. don't suppose that
! shall ever marry. I'm too shy. don't
you know. and faint heart ne'er won
fair lady" The Girl (helping him on) |
But I'm not fair; I'm dark
Why asked a Missouri newspaper.
does our State stand AZ the head ia
raising mulesg" Because, said al
Iowa paper that is the only safe
place 70 stand. Jack OIantern.
Teacher-If you wear one pair Of
shoes three months. how long will Two
pairs LAST Jimmie--A year. Teach
er-oh. no: how DO you get thaf2
Jimmse--I don't wear any In the sum-
mer.
Yes do most OF my work Al night
now" what's the reas0ngv why.
I'm a Wileyite and cook my food four
..ours. and being a Fletcherite II takes
me three hours to eaL"-cievelani
Plain Dealer.
Wifey-Do you think there is a man
that could conscientiousiy say 70 his
wife. You are the only woman ! ever
lovedgr Hubby-0nly one that can
think o. Whoy You. dearestg" "Oh.
no. Adam Spare Moments.
A woman went 10 a bank She no
ticcd that there was q new face be-
hind the window. HAS the cashier
gone away 10 take a rest7r she en-
quired. NO." replied the new man;
he has gone away to avoid IT,
How do you extract women's teeth
without their screamingi You don't
give gas But my once Is opposite
4 millinery display When the WON
n get absorbed IN looking At the hats
they're obiivious to pain. - Kansas
city Times
Young Lady Con first visit 70 West
I'm ranch) For what purpose do you
use that coil OF line on your saddleg
cowpuncher-That line. as you call
K. lady. we use for catching cattle
md horses. Young LADY, dare say.
Nov, may ] AJAX what do you use or
,ait
The new housemaid had just opened
he door in response to Wigglesby'E
1ng. rs Miss Darborough lng" asked
Yes. sorr. she's In sorr.
,ut she's engaged said the maid.
Yes. know" smiled wigglesby. I'm
What she's engaged to"-Harper's
Weekly.
Then you don't think I practice
What preach. ehy" queried he min
aier In talking with one OF the dea-
ons. mo. sir. DON'T replied the ,
Ieacon. You've been preachln' on the {
ubiect Of resignation for two years l
M ye haven't resigned yet.---Ladies'
lone Journal
Tubb-old boy. want to congratn.
ate you on your speech az the banquet Q
ast night. 0'Sudds latter waiting a
know you do. pard. and
cure awfully sorry you can't do lt
/ appreciate the effort Q
nst the same. Nasty weather. isn't
.f-Chlcago Tribune.
Mrs. Al do love lobster. but
ever have them at home. because z /,
SENS 20 lnhuman to KIN them BY put. !
ing them in a kettle Of boiling wa
n. AIRS. B.-Craciousl never XIII
hem that way. Il would be too hor> 4
Iblo; I always put them on In cold
'ater and let them come to q boil 3
Il regret very much that we cannot
Sc your story" said the magazine
iitor. handing back the manuscript. b
IT'S astonishing how much really good
terature we are compelled to decline. n
IT'S more astonishing. though" said 2
he disgruntled author OF the story,
that you never let any Of Il get into
our magazine. ~ Chicago Tribune.
Little Nelly told little Anita what
he termed a little fb.T Anlia--A
- the same a. a story. and story A
the same as a lie. Nelly-No. it'a a