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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-10-24
MING CHILALONGKORN DEAD.
slams Progressive Monarch succeeded
n, Son Trained In EngIand


BASoKoK oct - Somdeth Phra Para.
minda MAhs ChulalonGkorn, King II
sam. - dead from urTmla He was born
in 1853 and succeeded 10 the throne in
Iss His successor IL Somedetch Chowfa
Maha NajirAyudh. Who was proclai med
Crown Prince IN lss5
Paraminda MARA Chulalongk om. King
Of Siam waA birn in Ran RkOk eptem her
a. 1883. He was the son ~ King Para
minds MAha Mongkout and su~Ceedad to
the throne on his fathers death. October
|. isSs His Queen was the Prin cess
SowApa Pongsi Chulalongkorn was the
ninth son II his father and was elect 81
TO the throne nv the Senahodee The
King being only IS years old NJ the time
the head Of III" Senshodne acted AZ
Regent until November is,tfs73 when
the KING assImsd his fun powers
The lat" KING was th. most progressive
/ i COun'rv has had Befur" h., akcenderi
~" thron" he bacame proficient IN the
Pail Hindustani and Malay language
the Laos and Clmbodian dialects and
finally n French and English He kent
up with the Affairs 81 Europe and read
extensively In the Two EuroCaan Ian .
gIAges he had Mastered. IA soon as the
regency was abolished and he WIS crowned
for the second time he began making
reforms. first hv cutting down the cera :
800 ~ ~" ~ W. y
had been surrounded and then nv mod
cmiZ'ng the government
He praCt icallv abolished slavery, re-
duced internal taAea. oDaned canals and
roads. established postal. telegraph and
telephone services caused the erect ion
81 lighthouses along the coast 81 his
country. surveyed and sounded navig1-
ble - reams. established n new code 81
laws improved public educational sys-
TENS. proclaimed religious freedom. huilt
hospitals and All ART museum and rebuilt
temples and nv bringing moro Europeans
into the national service strove 10 mod.
ernie the governmental operations IN
every way
When Gen Grant was making his tour
n the world he Visited the King Of Siam
~ the lAtters expressed desire and wa
entertained for sir days The King ex.
pressed the desire several tinen to visit
Europe and America. hut he nevcr made
the journey
MAha NAjiravrIdh the Crown Prince
who succeeds MS father IVES born IAnu-
Ary I. issI He was educated IN England
and visited the United States ~ 1877
While here he demonstrated his dislike
for royal ppmp and his thoroughly EIrn-
pean training He IL said TO speak ing
hsh better than Siamsrs
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-10-24
,MC.A..Cour.c In ,.ronau,lc..

Tho West SIDE Branch NJ ~" Young
Mons christian Ns=ociatIon ha~ OPENED
another SEASON q ITS o"urs" m acre.
t,luiir- IN" course - d.-i gn"d to givo
the -'li"uta & working kupv edge ~
'r.. construction and op' ration ~ both
a.rol,au"- ard diriCIbl" balloons Wilbur
4 kimhall SECRETARY 1T ~" N"ToulurirIl
~..f,iy - Sow Work - 'u. instructor
Iu.frIrtruu 100 (. la handling - As engines
10 10 uded On" q no Eraduatcs -
tho -..rDol 'hut0n - tiadlev II larry
toNn y ! na- mad" flights 10 q machtn"
built ny himself through the knoWledge
he acc ulIed at the school.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-10-24
DELIRIOUS WAN NIrIDF.
Fever Patient jump From window IN 81,
WIfeH NomenIaFp Absencr.

Alfred Sager. ~ years Did an cleo.
'rcian. killed himself last night Nv jump
ing ~ the pavement from bus apart mont
IN the Second foor ~ 9II Past With
street He had h"-n ~ with typhoid
fever for several W""k- ~. began 80
conval~Sc" a few days ago. but had a re-
lapse last night and hecams deiiriotIs
His wife had 10 leave HIM alon" Tor a few
moments while IN" was preparing some
medicine When she returned she found
that he had left hie he'd. run into the par
Tor and jumped from . window.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-10-24
ROOSEVELT IS OFF UP STATE
FOR 4 LITTLE SOCIOLOGI Avn
4 WEEk or SPEECHES.
Doesn't care - Discuss Foraker hot &
surely GOinE into ohio Binghamton.
syracuse. OEdensburE, tica ant
ROchester to Hear From Him.

surely Coins into ohio Binghamton.
syracuse. OSdensburE, tica ant
Rochester To Hear From Him.
! Mr. Roosevelt got back 10 town yeStsr-
day afternoon m time 90 take dinner anC
catch a train out of Jersey City for Ithaca
early last evening The Colonel had been
IN Boston and New Hampshire speaking
for one regular ticket and ons progress
sive iCket Of tho ultra type He was much
pleased at the way they received him
and his New Natlonalism IN New England
80 far as Mr.. Roosevelt 10 concerned
the Republican campaign IN this State
has opened in real earnest His departure
from New York last night marked the he
ginning Of a week iaunt through the
State. with visits 80 half a dozen cities
where he will hold forth.
A special car will haul the Colonel on
this trip. When he arrives In Ithaca THU
morning hs will he met by Congressman
Dwight and Prof. L. II Bailey Of Cornell
These gentlemen will provide an automo-
bile and the party will start OF on a hun
dret mile ride over the deserted farm
regions. The purpose Of the days run
Is merely sociological. hut IL will be
topped IN by political spe..ch AZ Bling
hhf'pn IN InF evening.
Tuesday vii find Mr. Roosevelt on his
way 10 syracuse. On Wednesday he will
speak at Ogdenshurs on Thursday in
Utica. where Mr. sherman resides. and
on Friday az Rochester There will be
rear platform speeches 10 folks along the
line, but the stat. committee hasn't
arranged all details yet
On his way from Boston 20 this oity
Yesterday Mr. Roosevelt was quizzed
about the Indianapolis epirode where he i
report 81 To have said unk!nd thing about
JudR" Anderson.
Il am responsible only for what appear
over NV signature or for what say in
public the Colonel answered 4 cannot
discuss stories hat come out from second
and third hand sources az Foraker's
attack on the New Natlonalisrn he had
nothing TO say.
He will undoubt Ndly speak IN Ohio
next month. hut arrangements for that
haven 7 b,''.n completed. In Ohio he will
probably talk alor z :he same lines that he
has pursued IN the last few month";
VIZ Roosevelt = voice ~ in pretty 2Opd
sha;se. despite the farf that hs used ~
inCe-santly while hs was away on FRIDAY
and saturday lie anticipates no dim
Guilty On that score
Upon his arrival IN town Yesterday he
went 90 me Union ! eAgrie Club. met his
SECRETARY and dictated some CORE
spondenCe. shortly after dinner he left
for the IackawsnnA station and took the
= - train for Ithaca
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-10-24
ktISER HONORS CiRI 80.
Makes HIm = Royal singer AFTER birth
day Concert for the kaiserin.

-|0F1ITT 7 TU-T TFET1TTT Ut
BERLIN. Oct. % The KAlssr's Gus
tomary birthday surprise to the kaIserin
took tn. form 81 . concert given at the
palace AZ Potsdam last evening al which
Geraldine Farrar and Enrico CarIso were
the performers.
The imperial couple afterward chatted
with the singers The Kaiser bestowed
on CarIso the title Of koniglicher Preus-
sischer hammersanger. or royal PrIssian
chamber Ginger
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-10-24

The wall street edition ~ rHb iTEsi,' -
eonisins al the financial news ani ~ -
t-rnf quotations 60 'he rinse ~ ~ n - -.
rio.inE quotations. Including she No so -,
prss. win additional ness nate. -
,siued also in me night sdiu0s Of Ias y
1cN.-Aev,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-10-24
MARRIED..

- TIFR-FlSH on saturday O~'oHr- y =
saint Phinps church 10 ne HiEhArd' 's
fi~on ~ the Rev = Chofl~y ssH''N
BY no ;lsN walter Thompson, y n 'eH
Wilson cutler 10 Emily HosAind Fish. da-sh
W. OF Hamilton Fish
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-10-24
INDERTAKERs.

VRANk y. CAnPBEIL- 7AI.1AsN -
CbapeI. ArnbulAnee Serytes. Tel ls-'
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-10-24

between twenty-five and twenty. and X y
indicated something like ave miles After
the watchers learned these things by
glancing AZ their programmes a couple Of
tines the symbols got into their VoCabu-
lariez
is u still h r. some one would ask
That's what thu hoard SAVE. would
come tho answer. but I don't think u =
near the stand and warm up It's not
more than n y there
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-10-24

Keeping warm was the problem as soon
~ tho Announcer az O. sentenced the
spectators to an un~ventfill hour and a
half Tho old betting ring ofered tn"
IT,, chance There wrr. the usual mate
risl helps m CuTs and glasse- and there
was tho fur coat exhibit ~ = department
store II YOU we're shiv"ring h"hind the
up'urned collar of a spring oyercoat u
was considerable comfort to look at
uaarskin and Leopard and zeal and caracul.
or for - cents YOU could rent a public
t,laphon" booth for three minutes and get
Your surrounding atmosphere to the
sWsltertng point
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-10-24

Ha-o VorshIp doesn't have \ cham"
with aviation ~ matter hon much
interest q crowd has u . fyman n never.
except IN the rase ~ ono pr two avIators
gets close enough 20 hIm - satisfy IT,
c1IrIosIty On IN" Bl"rlotS M. driver
CAM b" seen after ms wings are abov"
~" lsy"' - 'he "y"s And there - lI'tl"
reason 10 hrlI"v" that handClappiug can
h. hoard above the hIr Of a motor One
elderly lady cam" down 20 tho spare
near IN" ruiges' stand ye~ terdav and
scanned the faces about her Then she
aprroacn"i . non -comhatan' and asked
-ENcIss mo buy arc yoV Mr BroOkins1-
She was disappointed when she found
- s-1zr and went away uIurnurIng
do 80 want 20 get q look ~ on" NJ hon.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-10-24

Charl" Gates tho son - John " and
IN" - tho most "n' husiss'Ic parsons N m"
world about 'hIng- thai ar" new. links
now that aviation - probably IN" finest
thing thai rF"r was invented ~" s,"nd-
o iu' ~ 'Iiu" taking ~ 'f.,~" - hp ~ and
looking oyer 'I-.r Hf"rs ~" knows that
hos Mid about - boat "" Go"-u'' know
YET wh"' her hos W.li enough go Try q
himself
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-10-24

when ChnrI," Hamilton started 'ha
f'ylns San- b" wash a. prosperous a. b"
wight nav" u-"n "" tolls nov That
" hen b" used =" 20 around 20 fairs fvIng
Ding Dle D." only Owned one engIn'. and
that Was ~ ms motorcycle Every after
noon h- would ui- ont 30 ~" grounds
on tho cycle. lake oy' N" engine and
fas'en II 90 the aIrsh!p. and after N" A ght
replace u and ude HON. on the motor
cycle
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-10-24

Plush what last night was expected. III"
broken propeller of Graham. WHIT" =
farmau was the most serious accident to
10" English th"rs machine. bu' 'he lower
main plan" was also Iarr'.i up q hIt II"
Eugllshmdn's Farman. however. will he
uu the held for 'o-day's flights
Hamilton r.fraIued from flying INTO the
heavy vet weather ~ saturday h"cd,I-s'
NJ an attack II pi.urI-y recently The
remarkable power winch his engine de-
N'lop- pr"rlUd"d all thoughts II flying
IN Hamilton part ~ Yesterdays crazy
y lud~ hut ~" huJ'.'- To tax" IN" air - day.
h- events which wpT" postponed
Yesterday wing g. III" wind vii To- fpNu
later IN Wind Check- YESTERDAY wet"
gwen - the crowd hefor" n ii-p"r-"d.
Tn" p"-tpnu"m"nt resulted ~ tho an.
uuuncs'u-nt 'a-t night that IA" meet will
b. continued for day longer than urigi.
ua,lv intended
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-28
MICROSCOPE IN KITCHEN.

The microscope as a necessary kit
chen utensil for all large establish
ments is urged in an illustrated arti-
Gle in the August Popular Mechanics.
1t is stated that the use Of such an
instrument in detecting adulteration
in various common food products re-
quires some amount of knowledge, but
this is readily gained with little ex-
perience. The characteristics of the
different starch products, for instance,
under a microscope with magnify
ing power ranging from so to 400 dia-
meters are easily learned.
ITO the naked eye all these starch
es appear as a fine white powder"
says the bureau of chemistry, "but un-
der the microscope, grains or granules
are seen which vary more or. less in
shape, size, rings, etc. In the case
of potato starch, for example. the
grains are large, with smooth out
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-28
AT HALEIWA.

Here is the most delightful place
OF this island to regain loss OF
strength or loss OF appetite The
meals are good and the air is as FIRE
a the breath Of springs. There are
opportunities for exercise. Riding
and driving, golf and tennis and fine
bathing and boating Being near
the city it is popular with the owners
of automobiles and society people
generally. There are dances AMI
other diversions to make a short or
long stay at the hotel peasant.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-28
ROUTED BY SPIDERS

BOSTON, Mass, July 9.-Five tar
antulas, vicious at being disturbed,
attacked Alec Jornsen in the hold of
the fruit steamer Verona, which ar
rived from Jamaica ports today, fore
ing him into battle between decks
that nearly cost him his life.
One of them fastened on his arm, in,
fiicting a bite that kept him in the
sick bay the entire trip from Jamaica,
with the ships surgeon working hard
to save him from the effects of poison.
The battle took place when the la
mana boat was two days out of ia
maica, Jornsens mate in lifting up
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-28

lines, while rice starch has small
grains with angular outlines. Pota-
to starch adulterated with cornstarch
can be easily detected, as the grains
of the latter have an angular form. In
the case of spices, most of the sub.
stances used for adulteration have a
structure very different from the ge-
nuine articles" Also, distinctions are
pointed out in other articles of food,
commonly adulterated.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-28

bunch of bananas dislodged nest Of
tarantulas. Jornsen, cornered in the
hold, with no other weapon than a
length of rope, realized that he was
face to face with five of the dreaded
pests. He edged out from the dark
toward the circle of half light under
the hatch.
AS Jornsen moved one of the hairy
spiders zigzagged across his path, get
ting nearer with every hitch in its &C.
centric course. AS Jornsen wondered
what he should do, whether to try to
hit the thing or to try to leap past
and then spring for beam, the spider
decided for him by darting in.
Jornsen hit out with the rope end
and leaping for the beam at the same
time clambered out of reach. Then
looking down he saw that the first
one had been killed by his wild
chance BLOW. The others swarmed
around. Jornsen hung a-straddle the
beam, wondering how he was to get
to the deck and along to the ladder.
AS one big fellow passed along under
him he dashed out with the rope. He
hit it.
He then laced out wildly at the 9th
er three. Eventually he killed an
other. Then, with but two of them
left, he became less careful. He ne.
elected to snap back the rope. 1t
was almost fatal. The big spider shot
up the rope and before Jornsen rea-
lied it had fastened it's pincerlike
beak into his right forearm. With a
yell he knocked off the spider.
Swinging clear of the beam he leap,
ed to the deck, landing on the taran.
tula. He then scrambled up the lad
der, fainting just as his mates hands
reached down, caught him and hauled
him on deck.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-28

Fine Job Printing. Star Once.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-28
Shlpp'ng IN Port
Government Vessels.)

Government VesseIs.)
U. S. R. c. Thetis, from cruise, July
II.
U. S. L. H. S. Kukui, from CURSE,
July 20.
(Merchant 'essels.)
Alden Besse, Am. bk., Miller, San
Pc iro, May IS.
Mary E. Foster, Am. schr. Port Lud.
low, June Is.
A. F. Coats, Am. SCH, Morris, Had
lock, June 80.
Alice Cooke, Am. SCH, Penhallow,
Port Ludlow, July Is.
S. c. Allen, Amer. bk., Wilke, Fort
Bragg, July 16.
All. S. S. Arizonan, Nichols, San
Francisco, July %.
M. s. S. Hyades, Seattle, July &c.
Yacht Hawaii from San Pedro,
July "a.
Yacht Sweetheart, from San Pedro,
July %.
Yacht Mollilou, from San Pedro,
July %.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-28

Times of the tide are taken from
the U. s. Coast ana Geodetic Survey
tables. The tides at Kahuiui and
Hilo occur about one hour earlier
than at Honolulu. Honolulu standard
time is 10 hours 80 minutes slower
than Greenwich time, being that of
the meridian of 157 degrees 80 Minis.
The time whistle blows at 1870 pm,
which is the same as Greenwich
0 hours minutes. The sun and
moon are for local time for the whole
group.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-28
WIRELESS SPARKS.

S. S. ENTERPRISE, AT SEA, July
27, p. m.-471 miles from Honolulu,
moderate northeast wind, sea smooth.
S. S. TENYO MARU, AT SEA, July
81, p. m.-1O0O miles from Honolulu,
will arrive p. m. Saturday.
6. S. MARIANA, AT SEA. July q,
10 p. m.-1313 miles from Honolulu,
left Tanning Island, at $3.50 p. m.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-28

The Russians living in squatter
quarters on Iwilei lands have been no
titled by the owners of the property
to vacate by the end of this month.
They have petitioned the Governor to
use his influence to have them remain.
Russians who wish, may still go to
the plantations to work.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-28
TRANSPORT SERVICE.

Logan, from Mania for Honolulu,
July 49,
Dix, from Seattle for Honolulu,
July Is.
Sheridan, arrived San Francisco
from Honolulu, July ~.
Sherman, from Honolulu for Man
lila. Tuly IA.
The Rice belt journal., 1910-07-08
T...her In the Making.

lEdShS'
cho was a popular young norma
tadspt I who had been to a .naS party unS
rsssb .,gbt before, and as consequences,
~ss, wss not prepared" in the geography
class. ..o- +rre tn her
,a,bod M Of drawing upon the genera
movie knowledge Of student rather than 70 70
INIT . failure, after elictting two OK
three yS lpconsequential "stabs' I ircm ON
isi Ssr fair but iaded disciple asked f0r
the products Of China .. .h.
- The victim frightened. Tea sne
asserted, preparing to sit down
~Yes, and what else?" encourage
- The he young woman smiled wit
sweet hopelessness.
@Now you can mention Others Cd
ure, Just think about it"
aTea," drawled the fute-like Volc
a the pretty girl, "and," puckerln
her forehead with an intellectual toU :,
de force, "and laundry WORK
Youths Companion.
The Rice belt journal., 1910-07-08
ws,. Down for tho Traditional '"'''
Time.

WGnk IO"'
Time.
49,, sn,tn who was sitting IN tne
hoat no rowing, had noticed tina. nat, = had had
aone down. Mr.. Brown l kne" NN
his back to me. .,nscious.
ooss 90 kent up the breast stroke WIN WI.
the the precision of a drill movemH. .rh.n
tno pai'pn water began to trickle into my my
oar. sn with a soft, musical souno, aa ana
ears fs,t "rrS myself swallowing 1t in large 80
! le,t t,tias n there was no review a OF
auS nast life. No fear OF deatn, ~
tn, thoraht p Of the future ever entered s',. ms
mind for a moment; nothing ou' 80
nlln constant effort of the memory y., TO ,ra' 70
oo,,'' ,, ahsther or not Mr.. Smith wa
.ai ,"a,,ne nv way when ! went uhue
iOoh,,S nnd u degperate m effort to determine . .
s, some process of reasoning wnas s,n, =
SUnI would probably do If he saw me ,saa SIN,
"oT,a "1,, this case there was no idea
death, no realization OF immune tt
| d danger even, and therefore ~
| thoughts may have been qul.e % no' - .,
| 80 must have been conscious =
J nearly two minutes"
The Rice belt journal., 1910-07-08
THOUGHTS Of MAN
WHO FACES DEATH
ONE WHO NARROWLY ESCAPED
DROWNING RELATES FEEL
INGS AT TIME.
HAS THRILLING EXPERIENCE
relIs How Prank of Friend Nearly
Cost His Life and His Mad Efforts
70 Ward Of Death Under Water
Had But One Idea.

Roston.-Two men were slttlhg as
n table In a restaurant discussing va
rious psychological phenomena. Both
were professional men and FAMILIAR
with the technical as we'll as the pop
ular side Of the subject they were 70
viewing, which was the concentration
oP the attention when face to face
with death.
Zone often hears wonderful stories
of the instant review OF the events
Of O lifetime experienced by drowning
narsons or those who are in danger
| of imminent death" remarked inc
other of the two, "but I have always
hoen q little skeptical about the pos
sibility of such a complete revival OK
the memory and the condensation OK
the events Of lifetime into the min
ute and half that it takes to drown
But, objected the other, 1t mas
fallen to my lot on two separate occa.
sions to be thoroughly convinced Oh
the repidity of thought which Is pos
sihle when one is face to face WIN
death. Instead Of q rapid and extern
sive review Of past events nave
} found nv thoughts concentrated on
} one fixed idea always Immediately
connected with the danger in which
was placed.
"My first experience of the kind
was in the River Shannon, when
was learning to swim. had taken
> only a few lessons IN shallow water
J when. being in a rowboat on the rlVe'
with two others, one Mr.. Brown
u who was a very fine swimmer, pro
Ai nosed that we should take dip. 1
70 Mr.. Smith stayed in the boat Z
- guide 1t.
- after had tried a few stroKe'
- staying close to the boat "oui
grasp the stern and rest myself. nj
NO Brown, who did not know | could M
=, swim, got behind the boat and gay
'u Il good push ahead as l reached II
-. Tho stern after one of my efforts, ar
I went down. ;,
,u "Not knowing anything about swil
'D1 ming except the stroke, I had no la
la Of the movements necessary to orl'
mo me to the surface.
.n1 Y GAS went down for the tradition
-, third time Mr.. Smith noticed u
nv fingers we're quite limp and u
the stroke had ceased. Fortuna.'
for me it had, because after Il,
an7 dive and failure to reacn me
we'd Brown happened to touch WIN
anna foot what he took to be hall-suni
hot. sod of turf, many Of which foat az
the Shannon under the surface
,ter st,nctively he made another diVe
her got his hand upon it only to nno
he had hold Of the hair OF my LII
"This is what went on ABOVE
surface, as learned later onoel
me-" water there was only one ldea III
pups mind, and tha5 "aS "A''
The Rice belt journal., 1910-07-08
Authority on Soup.

A little boy, promoted to company
dinner at the family table, enjoyed
his oyster cream hugely until he came
to an unrecognized object at the oo'-
tom Of the plate.
"What is it? Oh, just an OYSTER
DEAR" responded the chllds "0'neA'
sharply appealed to.
"Why did Dora put it in?
aoh, to make the soup good" =.
"she can leave it out next time:
the tiny epicure decided. "The soups
good enough without. ."-Exchange.
The Rice belt journal., 1910-07-08
FROM THE MOUTHS OF BABES
Johnny Probably Told the Truth, out
at a DreadfuIy lnopportune
Time.

A teacher in one Of the lower graue
schools was entertaining two VISITORS
to the classroom. Several days pre-
ytously the teacher had furnished
amusement and at the same time In
creased the children's store OF KNOW
edge by a series of questions OF 'ne
following nature:
What do we sit on that rhymes
with hair?" :,
Some child would answer: "Chalr'
Today the visitors would be pleased
to observe how readily the puplls
could answer.
what do l wear on my head that
rhymes with cat?" asked the instruct
ress.
Up went the hand of a boy with rec
hair.
We'll, Johnny" said she, you may
tell us"
Johnny arose and appeared fright
ened.
ITS rat" he blurted.
And then the tableau.