The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-03-06
Insurgents KICK
OVER THE TRACES
Meeting in Mccormick Building
at Which They Talk About
Asserting Rights.
REFUSE 10 WASH DISHES
AFTER SETTING BANQUET
Some of the Strange Words the
Wireless Telephone Brought
From Another Room.

While nc was projecting around the
inside OF the big Mccormick building Sat
urday night. looking for the office of
the Wireless Telephone company. a rep
resentatiye Of The Tribune was not a
little startled to nnd IL. 1t happened
however. that the wireless telephone Of
flee he found was not the particular one
he was looking for. bat 1t was Il wire
less telephone Office nevertheless, and
II turned out to be ono equipped with
instruments in synchronism with those
in another Office IN the Mccormick build
ing
What the wireless said WAS. interest
ing. Tho only fault the representative
Of The Tribune had to find WAS that
some OF the sending from the other Of
lice did not carry--lt stuck" as the
tclegraphcrs say Enough came siz-
zling through, however. To indicate MAT
there was something doing where all the
sounds to me like a big noise, soli!-
nqGlzed the listener. Seems AS " I've
heard that voice before. Sure. in the
!cGisla ture--speaIer ruling on > point
raised by Ncphi United States Centeu-
njIj Jcnscu-Juseph. by Heck-Harry
Joseph. What's that he's saying
Then there was confusion OF sounds
IS though Il good many others were say
inS things in SharpS and flats and major
and minor keys.
A. Word About George.
The uamc Sutherland" came through
plainly.
IT hell" said a voice whose owner
could not quite be identified I'VE can't
of Melchizcdck. we won't"
\ name that sounded Enthusiastically
Ike Hull WAS received with another
demonstration that sounded like anything
else but cheers. Then. What I'll do they
let 'cm cram kinky Booth down our
ihroatS i"r2' WAS greeted with some
ih'nS more Than Il murmur.
Federal bunch WIS heard z number
"t times. but what especial line of con-
versation relating 10 this highly fragrant
nand 1; was on the tapis could nos be
clearly gathered. Jack Mormon" too,
WAS plainly q Topic
Reckon III sec where this dopes be-
ing peddled FROM quoth the one who
had stumbled upon this hive OF protest.
rs hc asceuded and kept on ascending
tho sounds grew louder and louder Pres
emily the ual was dear The noise
tracks led straight 10 Harry Joseph 5
''Surest thing YOU know" suggested
itself, Everything with n noise is close
connected mp with Harry"
-, True enough, the office OF Joseph was
middle sat the redoubtable Harry HIM
SELF welding thing that looked like
iho great seal OF the sovereign state OF
Utah, and every once in a while, bang!
II went upon the table; all the while
Joseph and the others in the room
talked Nociferously.
When Silence Reigned.
The meeting resolved itself into a
correct imitation of graveyard when
The representative OF The Tribune showed
himself in the doorway. Profound silence
would have been q monstrous roaring
IN comparison 10 the stiffness that in
stantly fell upon that bunch.
..n,5@d GOOD evening said Mr. Joseph.
was looking for the horseshoeing
No. no" said Mr.. Joseph. We're
just holding "A little meeting To organize
crty out in Nevada"
And put the stock on the market"
suggested Harry Robinson.
TO be sure. Yes. OF course, 10 put
the stock on the market" chirruped Axel
Steele.
Now. III tell you just what this
meeting pee IS really ior,r susvely. rema rlsed
washed-eut situation on the Southern
PaciGc You see. there's some business
associates of Brother Joseph that got
stuck on the other side Of the flood and
VIC want To get them here
The Straight ''steer.''
LAW. quit your kiddln'," said George
-
he might put something IN the paper
that's all wrong. My dear sir continued
Mr Wilson, I'VE are met here In This
ties for Salt La"
But Mr.. Wilson'S remarks were never
finished, for there was nIurmur of DIS
approval that assumed the proportions OF
deep. dismal groan like the moaning OF
ten thousand lost souls.
Can't be done. spoke some one in
what was intended 20 be a whisper.
Cant be done, not while Thomas Is
The rest was lost
One of ihc figures that occupied i con-
spicuous cpair i'll conspicuous place in
The gathering was the genial Jody FL
oredge. Jody had his eye glued upon the
electric light fixtures. and lie strol5cd his
fancy vest-a fanccr one than usual
Win that complacency for which he is
justly renowned Jody never blinlsed an
cyclash through the whole time: he wasn't
there TO blink. understand he was there
To listen. And Jody Is a powerful listener
when 1t comes down TO exercising the ear
next 10 the ground.
There was an embarrassing silence.
Everybody shifted uneasily and looked the
other way, and the representative of The
Tribune concluded that that doorway was
made for someone, but that he didn't
happen 10 be that someone.
Kick at Washing Dishes, Too.
"Curses.' muttered the representative.
Wish I'd a Stayed where l was, Maybe
I've grabbed the whole game"
Back TO the wireless telephony room,
in emulation OF the miners on the morn
ing when 1t was announced that there d
be no strike today.
But the service had failed-partially.
at least There was however, attune-
ment left To convey the gist of Que gen
tleman's speech. This ran somwhat In
this wise:
They've not only made lis buy the
viapds and the wine for their banquet. but
: -t,,r- Il.
And then the representative of The
Tribune got a revelation. His control
was good. even though she answered but
one word:
Insurgcnts.'