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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13

Many father is deceived into think
ing that it is harder to get the boy TO
empty the ashes than do do IL hiinseif.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13

FLANDREAU, 8. oh. D. Van Nice
fell IS feet from the top Of a windmill
on his farm and broke his leg above the
knee and sustained other injuries.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13

In the contest for wealth there are
large numbers in the list who also ran.
The art OF laughing when one is not
amused conduces To popularity.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13

FLANDREAU, S. D.-Peter Erick-
son, ar old resident of this county. fell
from his chair dead while laughing
over simple incident related by a
| com naniOn.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13

ANY man who can find what he is
looking for in the bureau drawer is
qualified for membership in an ex-
piorcrS club
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13

The tail of the Hally comet is as OBJ
scure as the tale OF the man who comes
nome. late with II strong breath.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13

PARKER, S. D.-Brakeman Duns-
more. of Platte. had his leg broken in
a Milwaukee collision near here yester-
day The track was badly torn up, but
he was the only one injured.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13
VILLAGE is WRECKED

Cadiz, Spain, Jan. 10---A hurricane to-
day wrecked the village of La Linea
near the Gibraltar boundary line in this
province. Forty houses fell.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13
chi,dren Who Are sickly

Children Who Are SiclkIy.
Mothers shonld never be- without a box
of Mother tirays Sweet Powders for Chill
dren. They break UP colds in "a hours.
cure Feverishncss. Constipation. Headache.
IeethiIg Disorders and stomach Trou-
bles over 10000 testimonials. At all
Druggists, CSC. ASK to-day Sample mailed
FREE. Address. Allen $. Gmsted, LIE
Roy, y. Y.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13

The threat Of the suffragets to &c
into politics and make man appear ri
diculous is superfluous. 1t is not nee
essary to go half so far.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13

The vested interests are popularity
supposed to b. Naistcoated also.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13

Mrs. winsiow's SOOTHING srruP for Chiidrs a
trething, softens tho g'iins reduces Inflammation
inlay pain cures wind collie &c q bottle
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13

The habit of making fool of ones
self is easily acquired and hard tS,
break
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13

And. still. broken resolution can
be mended. but there will always be
weakest plc e.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13
Criticism.

Criticism.
There were three critics: Slip and Slop
and Slapdash We're their names
And all three said: Your mission, sirf
Your message? and your aims"
..1Sind gentlemen. to tell the truth,
Nor color truth with fable.
MY chief concern is Just to write
AS we'll as | ann able.
Mere honest work my mission is.
My message and my aim"
| "A man of words. said Slip and Stop:
| And Slapdasll said the same.
\ William Watson.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13

Munyon's Paw Paw pills coax the
liver Into activity by gentle methods.
They do not scour, grippe or weaken. They
are q tonic to the stomach, liver and
nerves; invigorate instead of weaken.
They enrich the blood and enable the
stomach to get all the nourishment from
food that Is put into It. These pills con-
tain no calomel; they are soothing. heal
ing and stimulating. For sale by all drug
gists In 10c and Csc sizes. If you need
medical advice, write Munyon's Doctors.
They will advise to the best OF their abi-
fly absolutely free of Charge. MUM
VOWS, 53d and JeGersOn Sts., Phil-
adelphia. Pa.
Munyon's Cold Remedy cures a cold in
one day. Price 25c. Munyon's Rheuma-
tism Remedy relieves in few hours and
cures in a few days. Price csc.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13

Goodness is not so difficult after a
man has become too old to be bad.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13

A RARE chance to buy nice land adjoin
ing a railroad town in Panhandle coun-
try, So per acre. Address Daily, Middle
water, Texas.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13

The old coal mines ON Narragansett
bay are now being operated. after having
been allowed To remain idle Tor mum
Der of Years. Exploration of the capac-
ity OF the coal beds indicates from fifty
to !; hundred million tons The absence
OF volatile matter in the coal which has.
prevented its free burning is being over.
come by giving 1t Il bath of a weak solu-
ton of calcium chloride. The cost of the
treatment Is only a few cents ton. Y,
A THRILLING COUGH will become perma,::
nent unless stopped. Aliens Lung Balsam VII
surely stopit 2bc bottle is large enough Tor th2t
sold by all druggists. 25c. SOC and 81 w bottles
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13

one Of the peculiarities about family
trees is that they yield 80 many KIND
OF fruit
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13
Stops L4ameness

Much of the chronic lameness
in horses is due TO neglect.
See that your horse is not al
lowed to go lame. Keep S'oan's
Liniment on hand and apply at
the first sign of stiffness. Us
wonderfully penetrating goes
right to the spot relieves the
soreness = limbers up the joints
and makes the muscles elastic
and plant.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13

$50 ACRES rolling to level land, we'll wa
tered. ideal for stock, . miles to depot.
$500. 8 acres improvements worth price
asked. Ar depot, $500, 50 acres. some
fruits. fine springs / mile to depot sl.2co.
Will take part pay in crops. West Flor-
da Fruit Farm. Cottagehill. Fla.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13

5000 MONEY making secrets. This VAL
liable 375-page book containing secrets OF
every human effort from which fortunes
have been made. Price only S1.00 postpaid
Address H. l.. Decker, 1850 Welton St.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13

OLD coins wanted. Highest prices paid.
Send dime for latest 16-page buying cat
alog. Michigan Coin & Stamps Co., De-
troit Mich
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13

ABOUT Tobacco and its effects. Book for
tobacco users and non-users. Instruc
tive reading. Send SLIGO for copy. and
agents terms, to the Slocum Publishing
Co, Toledo, Ohio
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13

rTEXAS ranches and farms $2OO an acre
and up. Mild climate, good crops and
fine land cheap on easy terms, enchant-
enent of value certain. Write for list.
Ganahl Walker. 22S w. Commerce st. San
Antonio, Texas.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13
Here's the Proof.

Here's the Proof.
Mr.. G. t. Robert. of Resaca, Ca,
RID. No. I, Box 43, writes; - Z" have
used your Liniment on a horse for swee-
ney and effected thorough cure. al
SO removed a SPAWN on mule. This
SPAWN was as large as a guinea egg. In
my estimation the best remedy for lame
ness and soreness is
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13

FOR SALE-Developed mines. Any size
tract of mineral. timber. fruit vineyard
and farm land. r. l.. Workman. ST Joe
Ark.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-01-13

RESPONSIBLE agents. Big money maxi
err All localities to introduce Antifire.
sample Free booklet. Antifire Co, 22l
west 35th St, N. Y.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-04-18
SARCASM IN DRIVERS REToRT
Explanation of Horses Condition Was
Amusing, But Hardly Had Con-
vincing Ring.

middle-aged lady who is interested
in the Society for the Prevention Of
Cruelty to Animals happened on one
Of the ferry-boats that keep the river
in motion between this city and Cam
den the other morning, and when she
saw a South Jerseyman drive aboard
with horse so numerically narrow
and thin that it didn't even make a
shadow on the deck the good woman's
tender sympathies prompted her to i'm
mediate action
Pushing her way through the crowd
to the decrepit rig, she sized up the
emaciated animal from every point
of view, and then, turning to the own
er, who had clambered out Of the
wagon and propped himself against
the cngineroom, said:
'You ought to be ashamed of your
self for driving a poor horse like that
1t should be at home and in the sta
ble."
What is the matter with her, lady?'
was the easy response Of the owner,
who didn't seem a whole lot pertnrbed
What is the matter with her?" de-
manded the s. P. c. A. lady, with in
creasng warmth Of tone. Cant you
see how skinny she is? She looks half
starved"
THE boss Is all right. lady" calmly
rejoined the South Jerseyman, as a
sweet smile noated through his scant
crop Of whiskers. you see she got
up so late this mornin' that she didn't
hev time to put on her rats. pads an
extenders. or she would hev been as
purity an plump as ther next one
Telegraph
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-04-18
Pretty Home Wedding
Celebrated Yesterday

a quiet home wedding occurring
terday morning, was that Of AIR. .iohn
Long and Miss Hattie Brown. who
married at the home Of the brides par
ents Mr. and Mrs. Georgia 5. Brown
7o2 Michigan avenue
The ceremony was performed at y
o'clock by Rev. A. P. Johnson, only tbs
immediate relatives of the contracting
parties being present and the bride
and groom left soon after for Shaw
nee, where they will visit relatives sew
eral days
Miss Brown has been a resident OF
Chickasha since little child and is
known to her numerous friends as
sweet and lovable young lady For the
past three years she has been employ
ed in Morgan & Gribis store
Mr.. Long is an employe of the Sig
mon Furniture Company and is q sub
stantial young man Of excellent daa.i
ties.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-04-18
Children Must Have Exerolss.

Exercise is absolutely necessary for
children. Without it, It il impossible
to keep the little ones muscles ana
organs in a sound and healthy condi.
tion. Outdoor games are really the
best form Of exercise. as the childfen's
interest is held while their muscles are
being used, but brisk walks are good,
too But let them also 10 few sim
pie calisthenics to strengthen the
chest. as games do not provide for
this. Simply stretching the arms out
in front and then slowly moving them
from front to back and back again
and then above the head and down 10
the side few times Is quite enough
Teach them to breathe deeply at the
same time.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-04-18
FALLS IN WITH THE IDEA
Mr.. Glimkintog Sees Great Possibility
IN the Scheme Of Building
Things over.


We had the piano tuner yesterday
tuning The piano said Mr. Gllmkintog
and he says it win do for a few years
yet, but that really it's getting pretty
well worn out and it ought to be made
over
We've had that piano now %
years; two children have learned to
play on it, and have pounded on It
continuously ever since with naturally
steadily increasing strength and ins-
pact, and the wonder to me is that it
has lasted SO long. 1t still preserves
its sweetness Of tone. but the tuner
says that in a few years now it ought
to be rebuilt.
The case is all right, he says, and
the sounding board; all it needs is just
new works You put new works in that
piano, he says, and rehnish the case,
and at a cost Of maybe $3.50 or 5000
you'd have a piano worth $500. abso-
lutely as good as new.
II don't doubt that that iss so:
only wish that men could be made
over in the same way. | know Of one
somewhat oldish man who has all his
life been subjected to more or less
wear, and who, though he may stiH
show some sweetness Of tone. is at the
same time, beyond all doubt. some
what worn. Now suppose you could
send this old man to some place where
they make over men. where they
would put new works in him and re.
finish his case to give him the appear
ance Of youth What a fine thing II
would be II there was a factory like
that to which men could be sentl This
man ! speak OF would be willing 10
give considerable more than $500 10
be ;hus rebuilt
But we're going 70 have the old
piano made over, anyway"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-04-18
THE GLADIATOR

10 al lovers OF history the most in
terestina and fascinating after that OF
our own country is the history OF
Rome Ihat Rome which sat ON her
seven hills and from her throne Of
beauty ruled the worldl7 Among tile
most thrilling passages Of the old Ro-
man times are the stories Of the hero
ic gladiatofs who fought and strug
gled for supremacy in the arena. the
great coliseum. Nero, the Gladiator,
soon 70 be presented here by Alr San
ford Dodge, gives as wonderfully
vivid chapter Of the ancient Roman
history showing as il does, as il by
flash Of lightning, the conditions OF
life, the struggles, the hopes ana fears
Of those builders Of tho worlds ciyilf
zation, as well as the sufferlngs OF
the early Christian martyrs All OF
this is set forth in most theilline
and intensely dramatic form hi Mr
Sanford Dodge's magnificent produc-
ton Of Nero, the Gladiator at the
New Star rheater Thursday April n
Don't miss it.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-04-18
HIGH CLASS
DRAMA HERE

The universal dramatic favoHte, Mr..
Sanford Dodge, and a remarkably tai
ented company viii play an engage
mcnt in this city Thursday ana Friday
April Fl and 22. This is Mr. Dodge's
zenith annual tour during which he has
produced all Of the popular Shake
spearean. classic and romantic dramat-
lc masterpieces. He is one 81 the few
actors now living whose aim IS to keep
and maintain the best traditions OF the
stage by producing only such plays as
improve and ennoble those who see
them presented rather than demoralize
and degrade, in other words, the in-
fluence Of Mr. Dodge's dramatic work
has been always for good rather than
evil and for this reason he should be
supported By those who desire to see
the state uplifted and elevated, rather
than degraded,
Ar- Dodge viii appear here in "The
Merchant of Venice The Radiator
and Faust"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-04-18

PRETTY LEGEND ABOUT CORN
Truly Poetic Fancy That Is chron.
icled in Tales Told by lro-
quois indians.

There Is beautiful Seneca story 81
the origin OF corn In Canfield's
Legends of the Iroquoiso as follows.
Long and earnestly a young brave
wooed a beautiful maiden and at last
gained her consent to live in his wig.
wan. Fearing that she might be sto-
len by one Of her many admirers he
slept by night in the forest that he
might be near to protect her. One
night he was awakened by light
footstep and, starting up. saw his
loved one stealing out Of her lodge
as sleep walker He pursued her,
out as II fleeing in her dreams from a
danger that threatened her life. she
ran from him like aeet-footed hare
on and on he pursued and finally
drew so near that he could hear her
quick breath and the rapid beating Of
her heart With all his remaining
strength the lover sprang forward and
clasped the maidcn's form 10 his
breast. What was not his grief and
astonishment when he found that his
arms clasped not the maiden he loved
but strange piant the like or which
he had never seen before The maiden
had awakened just AS her lover over.
took her and frightened at her sur
roundings, she was transformed She
had raised her arms inst AS her lover
caught her and her uplifted hands
we're changed 70 ears Of corn and
where her fingers caught her hair the
maize bears beautiful silSen threads"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-04-18
For Dyspepsia
You Risk Nothing by Trying
This Remedy

We want every one troubled with
indigestion and dyspepsia to come
to our store and obtain o box Of
Rexall Dyspepsia Tablets They
contain Bismuth-Su -Subnitrate and
Pepsin prepared BY a process which
develops their greatest power to
overcome digestive disturbance
Rexall Dyspepsia Tablets are very
pleasant totake They soothe the
irritable, weak stomach, strengthen
and invigorate the digestive or
gans, relieve nausea and indigcs-
ton promote nutrition and bring
about a feeling of comfort
'lf YOU give RexalI Dyspepsia
Tablets a reasonable trial we will
return your money if you are not
satisfied with the result Three
szes, rs cents 80 cents and SlG0.
Remember YOU can obtain Rexall
Remedies only at The Rexall
Store
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-04-18
STRIKE BLOW
AT PARCELS
POST
c. OF c. and Merchants
Oppose tie Pending
Bill

Officers Of the Chamber of com
merce and the Retail Merchants Aeso-
citation have addressed the following
letter to Oklahoma congressman and
senators:
"At meeting Of the Retailers AS
ISOLATION unanimous action OF protest
was taken against the passage 81 tie
parcels post bill now pending before
the committee on postoffices and post
roads in the national house oF retre.
sentatiyes. This action is eoncmrad
in by the officers Of the Chamber of
Commerce.
We do not believe that the parcels
post bill will accomplish anything of
permanent value to the consumer. and
that it will work a positive injury %
the retailer and smaller merchant. II
means that the mail order houses VIII
thrive at the expense Of the local mer-
chants, and carried out to the final
analysis, it means the Capitalization oi
business OF all kinds in the big centers
Of the United States with casre-
spending decrease in the receipts of
the merchant who is doing business
and paying taxes In the smaller com
munities of the country We are IL
favor Of legislation that will adequate
ly protect the shipper against exhorb-
tant rates either by express or freight,
thereby enabling business men in all
communities to engage in legitimate
business enterprises on an equal basis,
but this bill strikes us as an attempt
TO make an express wagon out Of IN.
Gle Sans mail carrier without getting
at the real root Of the evil, namely
the high rates charged by the express
we therefore enter our earnest pro I
test against the passage Of this bill \
and urge that you use your influence
and vote against the passage of same \
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-04-18
STATE ASSOCIATION OF 89'ERs
REGISTRATION.

The books are open at the secre-
tary's office No. l17iA West Grand
avenue, Oklahoma City. for regiswa-
tion.
All persons who were in any part of
Oklahoma any time during the year
1889 are entitled to registration.
No fees win be charged il you regis
ter before April 25, 1910.
Send your name address ana date
you came to Oklahoma and biomaph-
sal sketch Of your life 10 ]. "a. III
Baugus, Box 607 Oklahoma City Okla
j a. J. BAUGUS.
.. "A. MITSCHER. Secretary.
President
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-04-18
Y. NJ. c. A. BASEBALL
TEAM TO ORGANIZE

There will be a meeting tomorrow
evening at s o'clock in the Y. NJ. c. A
club rooms for the purpose OF organiz-
ing baseball team Everyone inter
ested in baseball or Y. NJ. G. A. team
for chickasha will please be present
A manager and captain will be elected
a special invitation is extended 10
the following young men to be presolt
at this meeting: p. Jacobs II Cor
don, Ed Dean. Gay. Hays Pete Heff-
ner, Cliff Barefoot and Bus Hefinef.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-04-18
II You Haven't Tried
the Great Root Juice
AZ Your FrIenda who HaAe.

Ro1t Juice has made 50 many won
derful cures all over the state and has
done 50 much good here that any sen,
slble person. after Investigating VIII
be convinced Of its great merit II
YOU suffer with your stomach, liver,
kidneys or nerves or any trouble ere.
ated by weakened Or diseased con-
dition Of these organs. Root Juice IS
the very remedy you need. J. abso-
lutely removes the cause Of bloating,
belching. consultation, heartburn. sick
headache, backache and rheumatism
They will tell you all about It at Fl. j.
Brownson's drug store. It is 81 bot
tie or three bottles for two dollars
and d half
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-04-18
POINTER is PARoLEp.

Though the efforts OF his attorne5,
A. 4. Herr, W. R. Pointer, convicted
Of assault on John P. Phillips in this
city, has been granted a parole by Gov
ernor Haskell and he returned home
last night. Pointer was sentenced to
a year in the penitentiary at McAles-
ter and had served several months.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-04-18
o o o UNEQUALED
Os Os 90 FOR BAD BLOOD

which
ne xtzins and npushng element q the circulation Iae epgsS aIs
eaten and this nouhment then supplied through the circulation to every
@ amount q
blood nouen not prepared to Withstand the countless disorders mat %
circulation be rich
blood manfes itself various
bilious
bad blood
like troubles
s.. blood purifier
tile IS.
Of hd builds
o. s
all Who write THE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co. ATLANTA GA
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-04-18

Budapest, April lS-Hungary receiY-
ed Roosevelt with open arms yestei-
day The tourney across the frontier
assumed almost the character Of tri.
umphal march. The entire popula ion
including all officials, greeted him at
the station as the apostle Of liberty
and peace
AT the three villages through which
the party passed in automobiles on the
trip to the castle Of Count ADponyl
Col Roosevelt was met with equal en-
thusiasm. The president of the village
IN each case, the priest. the school
master, the fire brigade in uniform,
and the school children in white sun
day frocks and sashes, stopped the
party to offer flowers and words Of
welcome.
The return trip was marked by equal
demonstrations, and when Budapes-
was reached despite drenchiug rain.
thousands surrounded the station.
cheering wildly The mayor and rep
resentatives from all the societies
were there TO greet him, and hundreds
Of railroad men clamoretf on the top
of cars to take part in the demonsta-
ton
The university students congregated I
outside the building and sang the
Star Spangled Banner as he passed, /
and at the hotel a vast crowd had as
sembled and Kept cheering until he
came TO a balcony and acknowledged /
the greeting. He made brief speech, /
praising the courage and devotion of
the people and lkening them to the /
Of the United States.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-04-18

Attorney Lawrence Mills returned
last night from a visit with homefolks
in sherman AS soon as he can ai-
range his affairs here he expects tn
move 10 Oklahoma city where be wiil
locate.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-04-18
ATrEMTloM- RAlLRoAn aoYs-.

The ladies' OF the Baptist chu Ch
Need YOU a the Palace drug store
Wednesday afternoon and evening to
help cat ice cream and homemade
cake 1895
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-04-18
DINNER AT GERONIMO FOR
MEMBERS OF SOROsIs

The Baconians OF sorosis Study club
will entertain the shakespeareans a.
four o'clock dinner at the Geronimo
tomorrow afternoon