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The Now 6oardee,

"What did you say your name wasr inquiries the landlady in a hoarse whiH per.
 Camp"
 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mir, Grant"
 She waves you to vacant chair. The young lady on your right drops ( half bow. The young gentleman to your left drops a pork chop. Thus amid covert sneers superCilious glances and general awkwardness. you talk, your place among au alien people.
 "A hash house introduction always eminds me of q minstrel show" de clares the humorous boarder. "E. seated. gentlemen. know each other and be acquainted"
 Whereat you must smile.
 "Chase the COW this way" continues the humorous boarder in time honored Reference to the milk pitcher, wherea: you must gutfaw.
 You are always master of ce-emo pies." says young lady boarder tc the humorous one. "As for me, Tn too timid."
 "Wby are you timidT'
 "Oh. I'm 80 littler'
 Sweet goods come in small pack. ages"
 "So does poison."
 Fine old repartee! After dinner you ascend to your hall bedroom and won der If you will ever be at home in this company. But you know you will Within month you will be lending money to the humorous boarder and perhaps have a love affair started Puck
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-19
;st the Ha rds of the Law.

An impeeunious young lawyer re gently received the following lette; from tailor to whom he was in- 5ebted:
 Dear sir-kindly advise me by return nail when l may expect remittance rom you in settlement of my account Yours truly. J. SNIPPEM. The follGET8r of Blackstone immedt ately repliess
 Dear Sir-I have your request for ac vice of recent date and beg leave to say that. not having received any retain or from you, cannot act in the premises Upon receipt of your check for $250 shal, be very glad to look the matter up for you and to acQuaint you with the results of my investigations. I am. sir. witk great respect your most obedient servant
 BARCLAY B. COKE. Success Magazine.
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Redundant Particular.

Cleveland people consider the name of their town sufficient as an address without the addition of Ohio, and one protesting against the use of the name of the state tells story to illustrate the folly of redundant particulars. Tt reminds me-" he said, "of the fussy EnglishmRn who went up to St. Peter and said, Pm from London And then, for fear the saint might mix him up with somebody else. he added, London, England, you know That riled the good old gatekeeper. From London. England. ehY he said. Well, MT. Man from London. England, you're knocking at the wrong door. Your new address is Sheol. Birthstone coup- ty. Dolainion of Lucifer!' "--Excharge
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THE COOKS FAULT.
No Wonder the Bird Was Not Tender
 When Served,

WfIeH 0GIVSo'
 One of the most annoying things .hout swans is that they live to all extremely great age and that i, is impossible for the ordinary observer to guess what their years may be President Grover Cleveland once had n amusing experience with some swans, according to a writer in the American Magazine. He had been ila the south shooting and brought hone number of wild swans. one of whiz'h Ae sent to each member of his cati aet and to some other assofiates.
 Ali the boys" said Mr. Cleveland, thanked nle politely for having re- tnembered them, but noae of them seemed to have much to say about now they enjoyed the birds.
 Carlisle. found. had his cooked on a night when he was dining out Another. when asked him. said he hoped l wouldn't mind. but he had sent his home to his old mother. Thur Der didn't mention his bird at ail for two days Finally I asked him about 1t.
 'Thurber. did you get that swan all right?'
 "'Yes, sir-oh, yes, got the swan all right. thank you and he bent over his desk and seemed very busy.
 "'Fine bird,' said.
 "'Yes. sir. fine bird and he went on working.
 ".Enioy eating him. Thurber?
 He waited a minute, and then he said: Well. sir. guess they didn't eook him right at my house. They cooked him only two days And he went on working without cracking a smile"
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ANNOUNCEMENTS.
FOR RAILROAD COMMISSIONER.

To the Voters of the Southern Dis
 trict, Arkansas Railroad Commits
 sion:
 l hereby announce myself as a can didate for Railroad Commissioner, Southern District, subject to the ac- tion of the Democratic primaries of March 30, 1910.
 For four years past 1 have been Secretary of the Pine Bluff Board of Trade, and have been more or less in- timately connected with many efforts to promote the prosperity of the whole state, especially along economic and traffic lines. My duties have taken me frequently before the State Rail- road Commission, and made me ac- quainted with both the letter and spirit of the organic law which it op- crates.
 I believe my previous training, re- cord and experience qualify me to serve as Railroad Commissioner in an intelligent, broadminded and fair minded way.
 My candidacy has the unanimous endorsement of the jobbers and ship pers' convention, called by Fort Smith without my previous knowledge, and held at Little Rock on February 22, 1910.
 If elected, my motto will be: "A square deal for all.'
 If you do not know a better man offering for the office, I will sincere Iy appreciate your support.
 Very respectfully yours,
 JOHN l.. CALDWELL.
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A Dandy of .1HQ.

From an English newspaper printed in the year TIT is the following de. scription of dandy: IA few days ago macaroni made his appearance in the assembly rooms at Whitehaven. dressed in a mixed silk coat. pink satin waistcoat and brooches covered with an elegant silk net. white silk stock lngs with pink clocks. pink satin shoes and large pearl buttons, mushroom colored stock covered with fine point lace, hair dressed remarkably high and stuck full of pearl pins"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-19
1he Gnu In the Zoo.

They've got gnu in the zoo. ks . new gnu. That is to say, no one ever knew 1t there before. When 1t arrived tt had very little coat. Consequently 1t was in state of gnudity: hence, this new ditty we ars composing on the subject. But now 1t is no longer gnude. That new gnu knew some thing and grew new coat for the cold weather If some people knew what thai ntm Nubian gnu knew. they would keep their hair on.--London Scrapa
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Utter Contempt.

''1 spose you wouldn't marry me fl 1 were the only man on earth:'
 'I wouldn't even he engaged to you, responded the girl. If you were the only man at summer resort."-LoUis- vile Courier Journal.
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importance of Towels.

Do you fnlly realize the importa nee of the veN- .'e" in English? The in scriptinns .t'rsrvyprfctmnvrkpthsprcp tstn," ".er the Decalogue in an Eng fish country church puzzled people for POO years. Pepper 1t properly with "e's' and you may read. Preserve. ye perfect men; ever keep these prscepts ten" Easy. isn't it?-Boston Globe.
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For Congress.

The Graphic is authorized to an- nounee Hon. Joe T. Robinson, of Lo- noke county a candidate for Congress from the Sixth Congressional District, subject to the action of the Democra- tic primaries.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-19

Harsh physics react, weaken the bowels, cause chronic constipations. 1 Doan's Regulets operate easily, tone the stomach, cure constipation. 25c Ask your druggist for them.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-19
Moo.ss Modern Man.

Whatever may be said of the modern man, he cannot be said to be lacking in modesty. While the ancients did their utmost to prove that they issued from the gods, We do our best to demon strate that We have descended from monkeys.-Pa-!a Journa!
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Merely Local,

Young Thomas. afflicted with ereea apple pain in his midst. thus explained his condition to his mother: "Mothes, I've got an awful bad pain right E the middle of my stomach. but tkA. rest of me feels fne!"-Lippincotts
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And the Parson Passed On.

And what are you here for. ra. friend?" asked the visiting parson os an inmate of reformatory
 "'Cause cant get out. thank you replied the victim. Ladies Home Jowr nal.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-19
 of Company.

Stranger-You must find it veT: ienely on these hills. Shepherd Lone ". No, I don't Why. there was 2 nan an 'oss passed yesterday. aa here's you tOday.-LondOa Punch.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-19
" FOR RENT

DWELLINGS (WHITE).
 room at No. 311 Cherry.
 xnm with bath No. 909 West
 building Eth and Hickory.
 eess FEELINGS (COLORED).
 m and hall No. 1905 ". 9th HFNom, 705 Mulberry. NAR room 621 E. 9th.
 1 room, 800 E. 18th. Sss Sx room, 1920 Fir. M room 1922 Fir. Fire Insurance. I represent Old Line Companies, q md ask a share of your business. AL sg6o write accident and boiler insur- ance as we'll as security bonds. If you 2 desire to sell or buy it would be to Z your interest to see me.
 CHAS. HANCOCK, S 113 Pine St.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-19

In this wsg1A co must be . DeeA 10 hnl . 6s ktn1 easaoA@naa
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-19

Greatness ia the ability to net ta sos,NuprtNfl --tSt0Well
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-04-02

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toasted grains, malt, nuts, etc, are so cleverly
blended as to give wonderfully trne coffee
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You actually get 100 fun cups from 26c. IA
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ing is at all necessary. And besides there is
not grain Of real coffee in it. Sold by al
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Nothing In the way OF cough is quite so an.
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Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-04-02
A MISNAMED EXHIBIT.
Brings Joy to the Museum Visitors
and Worries tho Curator.

Brings Joy to the Museum Visitors
and Worries tho Curator.
A curator at the Metropolitan Mu-
scum Of Art is threatened with insan-
ity, the cause being small misnamed
exhibit In the gallery outside his Office
door.
Twenty times day." declared the
harassed man. people discover that
that china statuette out IN the Frank
lin collection Is named General Wash
Ington instead of Benjamin Franklin.
Then they burst in here and announce
their discovery and wonder that no
one ever noticed 1t before. Half my
time is spent in explaining that we
know 1t we'll that 1t was simply a mis-
take of the potter who labeled 1t In
France over a century ago and that we
cannot change it nor wouldn't II we
could.
"Of course l tell them this cour-
teously and patiently, and you know
what a strain that Is when you are
going over the same thing for the
thousandth time! I'd latch the door,
only there are too many employees
seeking me all day long. SO here
must sit and listen to the names Of
George Washington and Benjamin
Franklin repeated a million times till
I wish that neither Of those glorious
patriots had ever lived. And it's driv-
ing me insane, tell you; it's driving
me insanew
Just then the door opened and lady
popped in with:
"There's a statue out here named
General Washington, but I'm sure
And the weary curator, being south
erner, rose smilingly to his task.-New
York Times.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-04-02

At one time when George Drew
Barrymore was playing IN San Fran
cisco a fabulous sum was offered her
by local theater for her services for
a few weeks. The offer was exceed
ingly tempting, but her contract with
Charles Frohman stood In the way.
However, on the nothing-venture-noth-
ing-won theory, she telegraphed de-
tailed statement Of the offer she had
received to Frohman In New York, ex-
planned how anxious she was to &C.
cept it and wound up with the plea,
"Will you release me?" In due course
of time she received the following tele-
gram in answer:
Mrs. George Drew Barrymore. Palacs
Hotel, San Francisco:
Mol CHARLES FROHMAN.
Albeit disappointed, Mrs. Barrymore
ut once sent this characteristic reply
Charles Frohman. New York City:
OH
GEORGE DREW BARRYMORE
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-04-02
NOTICE OF PUBLICATION

Notice is hereby given that at 10 A. NJ, on the
2nd day 4 May 1910, at Naples County of Bon
ner State of Idaho, before Denver p. Dayton,
n. p, proof will be submitted OF the compile
ton OF works for the diversion of ! cubic
foot per second of the waters of Little Fall creek
in accordance with the terms and conditions
of a certain permit heretofore issued by the
State Engineer OF the State of Idaho.
l. The name vi the person or corporation
holding said permit is Erick Lunden.
2. The postornce address of such person or
the place of business OF such corporation Is
Naples County OF Bonner. State of idaho.
3. The number of such permit is No, 1888, and
the date set for the completion Of such work is
May s, 1910.
4. Said water to be used for irrigation and
domestic purposes
s. Said works OF diversion will be fully com
pleted on the date set for such completion, and
the amount of water which said works are cap
able of conducting to the place of intended use.
in accordance with the plans accompanying the
application for such permit is lcubic foot per
second.
6. The amount of lands for which said water
is available is so acres, particularly described
as follows: Central part of SWIz Section "a,
Township 81 n, Range West Boise Meridian.
JAS. STEPHENSON, Jr.
4-2-423 State Engineer,
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-04-02
POWER OF ONE VOTE.
4 Single Ballot Has Often Decided IN
Important Content


In the Continental congress Of 1775
Benjamin Harrison defeated John
Hancock by one vote for the presiding
office. But the virginian insisted on 4
new ballot and by his own vote chose
Hancock
In 1884 the illness of one delegate
from New Jersey kept slavery out OF
1900 and thus confined the civil war
contestants to the south Atlantic
states.
July 25, 1888. one vote ratified the
constitution after the famous debate
between Madison and Henry at Rich
mond. The next day the debate be-
tween Hamilton and Clinton ended
with New York following suit. In 1890
Rhode Island came In with an equally
small margin.
Alexander Hamilton swung one vote
to Thomas Jefferson in the electoral
college Of 1900, thus breaking dead
lock after thirty-six ballots and de-
feating Aaron Burr This really be-
gan the feud which cost Hamilton his
life on the Palisades at Weehawken.
In 1903 Jesse Thomas by his own
vote went to congress from the In
diana district. He succeeded In NOV
Ing the northern boundary Of Illinois
fifty miles north. thus giving 1t lake
outlet. Had Illinois been united COM
mercially with the south and her in
terests tinged with southern ideas the
election of Lincoln could never have
taken place. and the whole history Of
the country would have been different
May 26. 1868, the senate of the Unit.
ed States declared against the i'm.
parchment of Andrew johnson by one
vote, 35 to 10. when two-thirds were
necessary to decide.-Chicago Journal
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-04-02
IfSick
Don't risk eoen one single penny!

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Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-04-02
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Department of the Interior. U. s. Land Office
at Occur d'Alene, Idaho, March 8, 1910.
Notice is hereby given thai Thomas f Wallis,
OF Naples. Idaho, who, on November Is, 1902,
made Homestead application, No. 3459 Serial
No. Ol5S4), for s% seq, So sWA, Section 26,
Meridian, has filed notice OF intention to make
Final Five Year Proof, to establish claim TO the
sioner Ignatz We'll, at Standpoint, Idado, on the
10 day of April 1910.
Claimant names as witnesses: j. c. Moore
son, Knuts Thompson, both o. Moravia, Idaho
3-12-4-9 W. II. BATTING Register
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-04-02
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Department of the Interior, U. s. Land Office
at Occur d Alene, Idaho, February 26. 1910.
Notice is hereby given that Grosveuor II.
Kendall, of Porthill Idaho, who, on September
(Serial No. 0l963) for Nw14 Sw14, and Let 8, Sec
a. SEX NE14, and NE14 SE14, Sec. is, Twp, 65N
Range west, Boise Meridian, has filed notice
OF intention to make Final Five year Proof, to
establish claim to the land above described
before W. ID. Baxter, U. S. commissioner. a
Boomers Ferry Idaho, OH the 18th day of Apri
1910.
Claimant names as witnesses: Charles Smith
Colen Smith, John Erwin, Henry French, al
of Porthill, Idaho.
S-5-4-2 w. II. BATTING, Register.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-04-02
NOTICE For PUBLICATION.

Department of the Interior, U. s. Land Office
at Occur d'Alene, Idaho, February 26, 1910.
Notice is hereby given that Peter Zawar OF
Copeland. Idaho, who, on May %, 1903 made
homestead application No. 36i2 for SW14 SE14
E1z SE1z, and lot 3, Section 26, Township GA
of intention to make final Five year proof, TO
establish claim to the land above described,
office, at Boomers Ferry, Idaho, on the 9TH day
of April 1910.
Claimant names as witnesses: Andrew Kent
James Fitzpatrick, John Carlson, len Farnam
all of Bonners Ferry, Idaho.
S-5-4-2 W. IL. BATTING Register
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-04-02
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Department Of the Interior, q S. Lond Office
at Occur d'Alene, Idaho, February 26, 1910
Notice is hereby given that Charles o. Olan-
der in behalf of the heirs of Mandy Olander, of
Porthill, Idaho, who, on July 29th, 1905, made
Homestead application, No. 0254 for Lot 10.
Section "a, Township 65N, North, Range West
Boise Meridian, has fl led n tice of intention to
make Communion proof, to establish claim TO
the land above described, before U. s. Commits
sioner, w. ID Baxter at his Office at Boomers
Ferry. Idaho, on the 18th day OF April, 1910.
Claimant names as witnesses: John T. Lin
grell, James A. Graham, Charles A. Lafferty,
John VanEtten all OF Porthill. Idaho.
3-6-42 w. II. BATTING, Register.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-04-02
NOTICE OF PROBATE OF WILL

State of Idaho, County of Bonner, S. In the
probate court OF said county.
In the matter of the estate of Charles Edwards,
deceased.
Pursuant to an order of said Court, made on
the 14th day of March, 1910, notice is hereby
given that Tuesday, the fifth day uf April inl
al ten o'clock a. m. 1 said day, the Cuu
Room of said Court, at ne Couil House in the
city of Standpoint, County of Bonner, State Of
Idaho, has been appointed as the time and
place Tor proving the WI. OF said Charles
cation of Charles O'Callaghan for the issuanc,
to him of Letters of administration with tn,
viii annexed when and where any person
interested may appear and cantest the same.
Dated the Ia day of March 1910.
O. J. BANDELIN,
3-l9-4-2 Clerk of said Court
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-04-02
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Department OF the Interior. U. S. Land Office
At Occur d AIeue, Idaho, February Is, 1910.
Notice is hereby given thni Nepthali A. Parent
of Boomers Ferry. Idaho who, on July 16, 1906,
No. 0lY22) for E15 Of sEh and Lots and 7
Sections 6, Township 60 N Range l East, Boise
Meridian, his filed notice of intention to make
Final Five year Proof. to establish claim to the
land above described, before w. d. Baxter, U.
S. Commissioner. at Boomers Ferry, Idaho, on
the 80 day of March, 1910.
Claimant names as witnesses: James Benja-
min Grace, Allen f Farnam, Charles T.
Lsschinger ali OF Boomers Ferry, Idaho, lack
Montgomery. of Porthill, Idaho.
2-26-326 w. II. BATTING, Register.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-04-02
State OF Idaho, County of Bonner, IS.

To. Mrs. Ethel E. (Homer Gallagher.
You are hereby notified that the under
signed, your co-owner of the following named
mining claims, have expended sixteen hundred
dollars ($l600 00) In labor and Improvements
upon the Climax, Bear, Camp, Daisy, Forks,
Clifty, Highland Chief, Mountain, Rambler,
May Day, Boulder, Granite, Sunset, Grouse,
Cariboo, and Trapper mining claims, that being
mining claims, will appear by certificates
filed in the Office of the Recorder of Bonner
County, Idaho, in order to hold said premises
under the provisions of Section 1924 Revised
statutes of the United States, being the amount
required to hold the same for the year ending
December 3lst, 1909. And ifwt.hin ninety days
from the service of this notice by publication,
you fail to contribute your proportion OF such
expenditures al co-owners, your interest in
said mining claims will become the property OF
the undersigned under said Section 2S24-
Dated AT Bonners Ferry, Idaho, this 3oth day
OF December, 1909.
l-s-42 JAS. G. DICKSON.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-04-02
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATIoN.

Department OF the Interior, .. Stand Ofice
at Occur d'Alene Idaho, March 18th. 1910.
Notice is hereby given that John W. Boothe
of Occur d'Alene, Ida, who on March ?, 1908
(Serial No. 01l22) for VIZ SE14, seq NEA. NE1z
seq, Section Is, Townpship go North, Range
E., Boise Meridian. has filed notice of inten-
ton to make Final Proof, to establ claim
to the land above described, beforeU. S. Com
missioner W. ID. Baxter, at Boomers Ferry
Idaho,on the Slst day of May. 1910.
Claimant manner as witnesses JamesO' Rouark
Frank Noble, Edward p Fitze Frederick A
titze all of Occur d'Aene, Idaho.
326-5-2S w. II. BATTING, Register.
Republication.