Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-07-17

into q cell In all I have used three
drafts. aud am not sending for any
more for him. His angel wings are
now a foot long aud growing every
minute. am preparing to let half
the police force go next week and the
remainder the week after. We see our
finish. old man."
From Mrs. ii. Cullen, Baltimore:
up to three weeks ago my husband
had run away no less than thirteen
times. leaving me TO care for eight
small children. Then bought pack
age OF your drafts. got one on the back
Of his neck, and. 10. the old man sticks
at home so tight that he has become q
nuisance. l would suggest that you
don't make your drafts quite so
strong"
Burglar Gives In.
From Burglar Bill. Philadelphia:
"For twenty years was craftsman.
Now and then / killed man. l swore
and drank and gambled. and more
wicked man could not be found In
America. While suffering from a gun
shot wound inflicted by a cop pal OF
mine suggested that try one Of yeur
drafts TO relieve headache. I did so.
and what is the result? am no longer
Burglar Bill. am no longer cracks
man. am so blam good that have
got TO go TO ditch digging for living.
You have knocked me higher than Gil
deroy's kite. and l hope you all the
bad luck in the world to pay you
for It,"
From Maseo Vito. a Black Handler;
81 write, sir. to tell you that have
been In the bomb and blackmail bust
ness for the last ten years. had just
worked up n good thing when cop
caught me and stuck one of your drafts
ON the back of my neck. In two days
/ was forlorn-no more bombs, no
more blackmail. wickedness all gone,
and I am now paying the money back
Sir. YOU are no friend OF mine, but 1
cannot bomb you in revenge. ! have
no revenge ! am too good. Can you
not make some more wickedness for
meT'
From the warden of Joliet: II bet n
friend $50 to s. that your Magic Neck
Drafts were dead fakes. and lost the
wager and got the biggest surprise OF
NV life. / have used them on 100 or
nv hardest cases. and in every IN
stance the cure has been complete.
Pulls wickedness right out by the
roots. One draft will accomplish more
than twelve. camp meetings. Never
saw the like. 1 can't get over my as
tonishment. Just stick draft on the
back of the neck Of wicked man
and his reform begins at once You
can see wickedness coming out Of him
in a sort of vapor. This prison will
be turned into a Salvation Army head
quarters next month"
Warden Loses His Job.
From the warden at Auburn: 81 am
packing up my buds to leave this place.
1t was only a month ago that l told
friend something would happen to
make all the world good and TO throw
me out of job. and here she is. Got
one Of your Magic Drafts on the neck
of every blamed convict in the place.
and they are so good and humble
minded that a baby two years Old
could manage them. You have struck
the greatest thing on earth. III have
to go to splitting rails, but do you keep
it up"
From the president of trust; This
Is to inform you, sir. that | propose to
bring salt against you for SJOO.oOo. 1
had lust got our trust in shape to
squeeze the people out of 200 per cent
profit and each one Of the board OF
directors had got his fifth automobile
when we were induced to try your
Neck Drafts. We were told that they
would give us more cheek. As mat
ter Of fact, they have made US so
blamed good and conscientious that we
won't make 10 per cent on our invest
ment next year. Only yesterday we
voted to reduce the price OF shoe
pegs cents a pound Hang your old
reform, You'll either give US back
our nerve or stand n gigantic law
suit"
Get a draft and put it on. Get one
today. Don't wait TO I'LL out a coupon.
We are not connected with any mail
order business. We teach nothing by
mail. We send nothing on ten days
trial. We are connected with no syn
dicate. Come in with the gang and
be good. II the drafts fall to work
try an Ak