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The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-06-06
O-MINUTE VAUDEVILLE
BY FRED SCHAEFER.

SLAP-You know Bff? Well, tripped him up in a
statement he made yesterday
THUD-What did you and Biff grappe overg
SLAP met him the street. but he said he coudn t
stand there dak to because he being pushed
by his creditors and if he didn't get to the bank he would
lose his balance. SO told him that if his creditors
pushing him they were showing the queer because he d
been unbalanced long time That sort of upset him. and
his argument didn't have a leg to stand on
T.lUD-l see, you took quite fall out Of him.
SLAP-Yes, he tumbled right away.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-06-06
Horoscope

1.-THE Stars incline, but do not
compel"
TUESDAY,, JUNE 7, 1910.
Seek not to win by strategy
For little will it profit thee.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-06-06

The new moon Of this day
comes at time when Mars
controls for restIessness and
disorders. According to astrol-
ogy the configuration points to
coming accidents on wharves,
boats or ships. Foreign trou-
bles are likely to affIict many
nations. British astroIogers
foreteIl heavy injuries to land
ed interests.
For this day specifically the
reading Of the signs indicates
that there will be great danger
of quarreIs, both among friends
and strangers. Business men
do wisely to postpone matters
that are likely to arouse pas
sions. Lovers must avoid fir.
tation and exactions. Married
people will be in danger Of
quarreling over money matters.
Employees must refrain from
intrigue, taIe-bearing or bust
ness jealousy and will do we'll
not to carry complaints against
others to their superiors on
purely personal grounds.
There is danger to the un-
wary or clumsy from flame,
wheel and sharp edges. Weap-
ons should not be touched in
this period.
For persons of calm judy
ment, kindness and generosity
the time should be bright. as
Mars, despite his affecting
powers, is strong also for great
deeds and sincere efforts. The
sun rules powerfully for honor
and high ambition.
Lucky numbers during COM
bers during coming days should
be /, 4, 7, 9, 10, is, II, 10, %
and 20.
The sign is good for those
who are i'll. 1t should be fav-
orabe time for beginning treat
ments, travelling for health or
recreation, and consulting ply
sicians and surgeons.
Persons in authority should
grant favors this day. There
is kindly omen for those who
help others.
Persons with this birth date
are under planets that favor
harmonious thoughts and unset
fish activity. There should be
pleasant developments during
the twelve month.
Children are born under
stars that promise good nature,
wit and kindness, with great
imaginative powers.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-06-06
PERMITS TO BUILD.

o. II. Bohme. $500; frame, 3007
Lacrosse avenue.
Valentine Brasch. $4,000; one
story brick veneer. ES07 Tenth
avenue.
Father Verhagen. rector, two-and-
a-half stock brick rectOry. 1115 Riv-
erside avenue.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-06-06

College Sport-My fathers very
proud of me.
College Knocker-Oh. well, some
people are proud of things just be-
cause they are expensive.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-06-06
LESSER OF
TWO EVILS

boy, you'll break leg in a min
ute
Il hope | dol got to go to the
dentists this afternoon"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-06-06

A bit of oft quoted poesy to mem
orize today:
Truth crushed to earth shall rise
again:
The eternal years of God are
hers;
But error; wounded, writhes with
pain,
And dies among his worshipers
Bryant.
Envy shoots at others and
wounds herseIf.-OId Proverb.
The grocer was coaching the few
clerk.
ITS only by looking after the
trifles." he said, that profit can
be made in these days of sharp
competition"
'Yessir," said the boy.
For example. when you pick
flies out of the sugar, don't throw
'em away. Dust the sugar off their
feet and put 'em among the cur.
rants
The hottest temperature ever re-
corded in the United States was at
Phoenix, Ariz., when the thermom
eter stood 1t9 degrees.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-06-06
WHAT THE WEATHER
MAN SAYS TODAY

Normal to moderately high pres
sure obtains from middle Canada
to Nebraska, and covers the north
Pacific coast and Florida. Else
where low pressure prevails, with
storm centers of moderate energy
over British Columbia and eastern
New York; scattered rains fell in
the northern Rockies and eastward
ly from the Missouri and MISSISSIPPI
pi valleys. Temperatures generally
are moderate. and about normal in
the Pacific states. Conditions are
unsettled.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-09-01

to their home at Hot Springs after a
visit with their son, w. A. Abbott.
Mrs. Geo. Habermehl and children
returned to Webster Thursday after
visiting her sister, Mrs. L. 3. Robinson.
Mrs. Beulah Buck Collier, the dram
attic reader, assisted by local talent.
gave her entertainment in the opera
house Wednesday evening. The pro-
gram throughout was good, and all parts
well rendered. The local talent, ID. o.
Harrington, F. c. Palmer, and Misses
Grace Engelhart and Hazel Harrington,
vera all able assistants The sketches.
"A Pair of Lunatics," "Red Head"
and "Drifted Apart" were especially
fine. Mrs. Collier is an artist of rare
ability and the audience was well pleased
with the entertainment. The proceeds
OF the evening were $3.50.
John Williams, of Webster. died Sat-
urday at the hospital in Minneapolis,
where he had been taken for medical
treatment. His case had been serious
one and little hope had been entertained
by his friends for his recovery. The
funeral was held at Clyde, N. Y. Tues
day morning and all the business houses
in Webster were closed out of respect
for the departed. Mr.. Williams was a
prominent figure in Webster, business
man and public spirited citizen. He
was great financier and had accumu-
lated considerable property, and in con-
nection with his brother, David, had
extensive interests in banks, lumber
yards, grain elevators and land through
the west Mr.. Williams will be greatly
missed in the business and social life of
Webster and Day county.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-09-01
From Lily Argus

Gust Bye made flying trip to Web.
ster Tuesday on his M. M.
L. 0. Pillsbury passed through here
yesterday enroute to Webster from
Croker.
Peter Clausen had the misfortune OF
getting his left hand caught in the gear
ing of blow stacker last Tuesday,
breaking the three outside fingers.
B. p. Kortgard informs us that while
threshing at w. B. Rarick's on the
Boyle farm last week, three loads of
bundles produced ninety bushels of
wheat. He says that in his experience
as thresher he doesn't ever remember
Of seeing this equalled before.
Last Saturday afternoon Ole Benson,
who resides about five miles southwest
of here, had the misfortune to have his
large barn catch fire and burn to the
ground. He also lost 80 tons of hay, 8
horses, full set of farm implements,
and about 200 bushels of oats in the
flames. The cause of the fire is not
known. Everything was all right at
noon, but when the men returned from
work in the evening they found the
building all in flames. We understand
there was no insurance.
Yesterday morning while Ross Parks
was driving west in his auto he met
the Misses Marie and Amelie Husher
and brother Oliver, coming to town in
a single rig. Their horse became fright
ened at the machine and whirled square
around in the road, throwing all of the
occupants out, and struck out for home.
None of the young people were seriously
hurt, and certainly We're very fortunate
to escape with so few scratches and
bruises as they did. The. buggy was
completely wrecked by catching in a
fence but the horse was uninjured.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-09-01

Mrs. w. t. Ellwood and children WIS.,
tied friends at Webster yesterday.
Fred S. Pew, wife, son F. E.. and
Mrs. Jas. Hall autoed from Minneapolis
last Saturday evening, having made the
distance in two days in spite of having
mud to contend with. When it comes
to a long distance chauffeur expert. Fred
S. moves in the class.
]. M. Pew was here from Lehman
several days the first of the week. John
looks none the worse for having took a
forty foot tumble with an automobile
We are inclined to believe that the
machine got the worst of the round
but we don't think the party of the
first part will appear in the arena in
such mix up a second time.
John Williams, vice president of the
Farmers and Merchants National Rank
of Webster, died in. st. Paul hosn;tal
last Saturday. Deceased was a Quiet
unassuming man who was held in the
highest esteem by his acquaintances
During the hours of the funeral Tree
day morning at Clyde, N. Y, the home
OF Mrs. Williams parents, all places Of
business were closed at Webster.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-09-01

AAOAn DAhStOl democrat
Mrs. Vannix was in Webster Satur-
day.
Miss Clara STEELE, of Webster, is Wis
iting Mrs. c. Harrington.
Mrs. A. B. Schenecker and son, of
Webster, were Bristol callers Tuesday.
Mrs. L. Hible went to Webster Sat-
urday to visit the Waiter families.
Miss Waiter, of Webster, visited at
the Meuer home last week, returning
home Saturday.
H. P. Anderson came over from Web
ster Monday to help the boys out with
their dray work.
Chris Grue. of Webster, was here
this week looking after crop interests
in Bristol township.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. B. Knott. Mrs
McAllen and Miss Josephine went to
Webster yesterday in Mr.. Knots bio
auto.
H. F. Hansmeier finished threshinO
on his farm north of town and has his
large elevator filed to the roof. His
blue stem wheat averaged rs bushels ID
the acre.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-09-01

A. X. Ferguson, of Webster, special
agent of the Phoenix Mutual Life Insur-
ance Co., was in Bristol Tuesday even
ing between trains. He reports rush
ing business in his line.
M. H. Hit, of Lennox, stopped over
Saturday evening between trains on his
way home to Webster for ten-days'
vacation. Henry is yard manager for
the Tuthill Lumber Co. at Lennox.
w. 2. Meyers, of Wahpeton, will be
the Bristol depot agent about the first
OF September in the place of ]. M.
Mobiles, resigned. Mr.. Meyer is no
stranger to Bristol people, having been
operator at this place several years ago.
Mr.. Mobiles has been agent here nearly
twenty years and has been identified
with the progress of the town. His
many friends regret to see him leave.
Day county lost prominent citizen
by the death of John Williams at the
hospital in st. Paul. The fact that he
was comparatively young man, who
might have reasonably enjoyed many
years more of useful existence makes
his death the more regretable and
untimely. Tuesday morning from 10 80
to IL all the business houses in Web
ster were closed in observance of the
hours of his funeral at Clyde, New
York. Known over the whole county.
Mr.. Williams will be mourned bya host
of friends who will unite with the press
IN expressions of sympathy to the
bereaved family.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1910-09-01

Mrs, Lizzie Scott was Webster Wis
itor Friday.
Miss Pearl Palmer was in Webster
Tuesday evening.
w. P. jackson and family went to
Webster Saturday evening.
Miss Lucy PhilIeo returned Tuesday
morning from q visit to Webster.
Miss Eulalie Wilcox, Of Webster, was
visiting friends here the first of the
week.
e. s. Lainaon and Mrs. 4. ]. Lain
son were Webster visitors Tuesday
evening.
Mrs. Collier went to Milbank this
morning whore she gives reading this
evening.
Mrs. C. j. Schultz came over from
webster Monday morning to visit rela-
tives.
M. and Mrs. J. w. Abbott returned
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-09-10
MANSFIELD

Mr.. Joe Fauri was business visitor
In Crystal Falls Thursday Of this week
On Tuesday the Primary election
was pulled of. The vote was almost
entirely Republican. The only result
that was in any respect close was the
vote for Prosecuting Attorney and tina
was captured by "r. McDonough with
twenty-one votes, his nearest colnpeti-
tor Mr.. Waffen. having eleven
DIR. }. P. Edwards is visiting in
Marquette with relatives. While there
he will take in the county fair
Mr.. J. F. Mason was Republic
visitor Sunday.
DR.. Spiser has been attending to DIR.
Edwards practice during the absence
of the latter
Mrs. J. r. Edwards is visiting in
Marquette this week.
Miss Ethel Ross visited Crystal Falls
during the week.
Richard Eddy was Crystal Falls
visitor Thursday of last week.
Mr.. McDonough was a Mansfield Wis
itor just prior 10 the election. Mr.
McDonough was accompanied by Mr.
Conlin. Herman Holmes. Lon Henry
and Mr.. Jobe. Of Iron River. II seems
"a though the auto is the one vehicle TO
use while electioneering. for Mr. Nc
Donough carried the township Tues lay
at the Primary.
Mr.. Albert Tetzlotf was Crystal
Falls visitor Tuesday evening.
Miss Hilda Tetzloff returned to her
home in Menominee Friday OF last
week after spending about week Wis
iting with ner brother Albert and wife.
School opened Tuesday morning,
Miss Bjork will look after the lower
grades this year, and Miss Allen wilt
have charge OF the higher grades
The township now has i've Of its
pupils ATTENDING the High IScnooI In
Crystal Falls Miss Myrtle Eddy Alex
Ross and willie Ross entering this
year
Jimmie Burke was a.Mansdeld visit
or TUESDAY and Wednesday OF this
week.
Mr.. IHngo Koepeke was a.Mansheld
visitor Monday of this week.
Charlie Peterson was Crystal Falls
visitor the fore part OF the week
Mansfield was visited on Tuesday by
the Company Insurance Inspector.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-09-10
PERSONALS

Rev. VIM. Poyseor returned last
Monday from Chicago where he went
with his daughter. Miss Eva Poyseor
Miss Eva entered 81. Marks hospital
AT Chicago where she will learn to be
trained nurse with the intention Of
engaging in missionary work.
b. G. Waters came mp from Chicago
the first of the week and spent couple
Of day in the city on business and
pleasure. Mr.. Waters is till the NOV
ing spirit in the business end Of the
Marquette piano company which is ex-
banding to a large proportion.
More farmers means more stable
community; means more permanent
value 20 your business and home. You
can afford TO patronize the county fair
with your presence and good words
Iron County Agricultural Society.
Attorney Chas II. Watson is moving
rapidly about the county these days in
his new Hudson automobile which he
Purchased last week through the Iron
River garage.
Deputy Game Warden Wilson caught
a game violator last Sunday An IS
year old boy who works in the Kelso
section was the victim. He and his
companion had killed i've partridge.
Rev Luke who was rector Of the
Episcopal church in this city several
years ago has recently moved from Ne
gaunee 10 Deer Lodge. Montana.
Master Fritz Seaberg who has been
visiting with his uncle and aunt, DR.
and Mrs. 9. F. Larson. returned 10 bis
home At Chicago at Monday evening
Chas T. Lind is lowering his build.
ing above the railroad track . a level
with the sidewalk.
Or and Mrs bookings nave moved
TO the Herman Holmes house occupied
by X r. Beach
See the msde-to your measure exhibit
next Monday and Tuesday at The Fair.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-09-10

Dr. f. q Mcdaniel is now in Siam,
Asia. medical missionary. His Post
Office address is Petchaburi, Siam.
The Doctor and his family left the
States during the latter part OF the
summer after years vacation in this
country
Geo. VI. Koch OF the Cable Piano
company was in the city last Wednes-
day and rented the Diamond Drill store
building for display Of pianos for
the next 80 days
The mining exhibit is going TO be
bigger and better than ever. Come and
zee the samples from every mine in the
county Iron County Agricultural
Society
Chas Uren has a contract from the
county Rad commissioners on the new
piece OF road between the city and the
Amasa road, built to avoid the bad
place at the Bristol mine
Next Monday and Tuesday we will
nave a representative OF our made to-
your measure clothing house. AL new
samples BE sure 20 see them at
The Fair.
Miss Bernice Voos, nurse at the
Larson hospital, visited with Miss
Mamie Hooper at Iron River.over last
Sunday.
Hurrah for the county fair The
bi ggest exhibit and best entertainment
yet Iron County Agricultural So
ciety.
Captain Trevarthen will move his
family TO Bessemer next week. the
house when the company built for
him having been completed
Miss Belya Harbour returned to
Lansing last sunday TO resume ner
work in the State Land Department at
the capitol.
A. H. Smith has moved his abstract
Office from the Bank building to the
wehse paint shop stand which he has
rented
Clyde Henry will start work keeping
time at the Armenia mine next week
in place Of Clarence Buenger who
leaves TO attend college.
Mrs Thos Bosanko il very low and
her death is looked for any time. She
suffers greatly from ner affiiction.
Mrs. n. Poulsen visited over Sunday
with Mr. and Mrs o. F. Dahms at
Balsam.
The organizers Of the Fraternal Re.
serve Association are here and will or.
ganize about the Goth Of Sept.
Mrs. Herman Hanson left last Sun.
day nighe for her home at Coal City.
Alabama.
Don t'forget the opening date. sept
IL, Of savlans great Selling ont
Sale. =
Captain D. II Boyle Of the Baker
Mine visited here last Monday between
trains
Mrs Jas. Gaffney returned on Mon
day from her visit at her old home AZ
Bay City
Chas. G.. Campbell was visitor at
Iron River Thursday, returning there
from In Geo. Power auto.
Ed. Dumas was passing around
cigars last Monday over the arrival
OF new boy at his house.
Don't miss the msde.to. your order
clothing exhibit next Monday ana
Tuesday At The Fair
Paul Schook was business visitor
AZ Iron River last Thursday
Captain VIM. Jayne was a visitor
n. w
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-09-10

Mr.. and Mrs. HAger entertained =
large gathering OF the members and
friends Of the Swedish Lutheran church
Mt their beautiful nome on the banks
OF Fortune lake last Sunday afternoon.
Nearly seventeen dollars was the net
result for the church treasury and an
enjoyable afternoon for all partici-
pants
Miss Signe Johnson Of Chicago. sis.
ter OF the deceased Carl johnson. at
tended the funeral Of her brother
Thursday.
The electrical exhibit at the county
fair Is going to be worth seeing.
Washing. cooking. sewing, ironing and
sweeping will be done by electricity
Chas. Carlson returned Monday from
a weeks visit in Chicago. Mr. Carl
son says that he had an exceptionally
fine time.
Rev. A. p, Safer. of Bay City. Mich.
attended the funeral Of his nephew.
Carl Larson. and preached the princi-
pal sermon.
Mrs. Lou Green visited with her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. NJ b. Waite at
Iron River last week.
Watch and wait for our great Sell.
ing Out Sale. Saturday. Sept. IL.
90 a. m at Savlan's.
Mrs. J. E. Udd has been on the sick
list for a couple Of weeks
The Relief Club will meet next We'd
nesday with Mrs. lessen.
Twenty sales ladies wanted at Saw
lans
WANTED Cosmopolitan Magazine
requires the services OF a representative
in Crystal Falls TO look after subscrip-
ton renewals and to extend circulation
by special methods which have proved
unusually successful. Salary and CEN.
mission. Previous experience desirable
but not essential Whole time or spare
time. address, with references, II. &.
Campbell. Cosmopolitan Magazine,
1889 Broadway, New York City.
9-3-3wk.
FOR SALE :--One fine four year old
mare. weighing 1900 For particulars
call or write Ole Kuntson. Common
wealth. Wiz. Mare will be on exhIbi
tion at Paul Schools Livery. Labor
Day, Sept ). 1910. If interested call
and examine on above date Cash or
easy terms Ole Knutson.
Common wealth, Wis
FOR SALE:-Quit house keeping
for time. Furniture for sale cheap
and house for rent or sale.
Mrs. r. b. Webb
| have received my fall and winter
samples OF dress goods Of all KINDS.
Call ana see them before purchasing
elsewhere. Mrs. j. &. Cheney.
House For Sale - rooms down
stairs and two mp stairs Will sell for
very low price. Inquire Of X. NJ
Me-. - T..a~. Hone Saloon 4u,ka
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-09-10
Guardian Angels Church

On Sunday next there will be.only
one mass AZ Crystal Falls at 8 o clock
A. NJ The second mass Will be at
Amasa.
The services hereafter on Sundays
will be
Low mass st clock, High mass and
sermon at 10 o clock. :
Mass on week days at So'clock A, NJ.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-09-10

The Practical Side.
The children mighty happy
Vacation time from school.
The mule rs In the furrow
And the mortgage on tho mule,
But when the seasons over
There amt no golden rule
Tor tskin' OF the mortgage
With the harness OF the mule
-Whitock tGaD Courts.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-09-10

Or Mner Anu. Pain PMS relieve pain
Omaha daily bee., 1910-02-20

FRONT room. private family. 24Os Har-
ney st.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-02-20
SWAPS
Abbott Realty Co.

Here's a few more good ones for
you TO look over snd stlll our list
grows. Read our ad each Sunday
and he CONVINCED that we
have the property to exchange. so
any deal can be matched. We
charge regular commission only;
we are not dealers ourselves.
Q5D-T 200 livery business, clear, fine. In
good town on T. p, for land.
Q55)-Hotol, $500, clear In Beaver Valley
town OF 1.4O0, for good land.
(l56)-Opera house and lodge room, clear,
Price, $l6,bO0; rent, $500; in north
west Iowa, for land: would take mer-
chandise.
dEO-5-room modern horse, South Omaha
$500, for Omaha residence, or cheap
western land.
d5S'-2aO acres All ali tarmed, 5H mile. north;
take small farm part pay.
u5S)-1,0i0 acres fine land in Lincoln county
Neo'; no sand. good stuff. Price, S25.
Clear for hardware or merchandise;
~ will subdivlde II wanted.
uSO)-32o acres fine black land. good blue
stem sod all level. Price, $3.50; will
,,.,, take hotel up to $4,000.
l6D-Fine 1920 acres, Greek Co Wyo
200 acres crop. Price, S125o; clear for
zen, merchandise or income.
u6D-l!lsO acres near Cody, Ncb somc-
thing fine. Write today for descrip-
ttiio0H6oo tioH Price, s15 want farm up TO
u60-L0O0 acres alfalfa bottom. 6 miles
from Chadron. Neb. Price. $40 200
acres now IN alfalfa ThiU tract can
be divided and taken two-thirds in
exchange.
deD-16O acres, Dawson Co. Neb., clear.
Price 81, 300. Level, improved Take
up to $1,000 in income.
u6O)-Brick business building. good U. r.
town. Neb. Price, $4,000. Rent, "a. COO;
- trade for western land.
p06)-S-story brick hotel fine town, fine
quick.
deD-s45,OoO merchandise, fine business:
d6s)-$l7,oOO merchandise, very clean. Want
western land
u6S)-SS,5OO merchandise, good location; per-
~ manent business; want land
income.
QnD-Livery barn with auto. IS 500. In
-. come 81 400. Want lana
and residence; groceries
. dry goods, etc; good shape
u'0-S40O merchandise, Greeley Co. in
Guiding building; want central Ne
branska land
d7D-Two story business building, SoutlA
>,--> Omaha, 5000 What have you? -
N'0'--SqO, ,ATkansas' S25 per acre. Want
u7O-Four houses South Omaha. fine
income N cod proposition. Want land Price,
d70-sl5,COO equity in good city property;
fine. Want eastern Neb land, priced
>,.o, right 1ncumbrance, SO, 800
Nl'o)-l0 acres, Torrngton, Wyo., irrigated.
<,-o, fine; for Omaha property.
uO-Good Chicago income for clear land,
Want large tracts
These are a few OF our rnanv
good ones. List yours and see
now now quick we can get you deal
We charge regular commission 81
only We haye nothing of our
own to deal, so you get
SQUARE DEAL. Write us