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The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19

tables had no difficulty in hearing
this conversation:
C-What have you and A been
talking about?
B (very audibly)-The fiscal ques-
ton.
C-Whatq
B (more audibly)-The fiscal
question! The worst Of A is that he
won't see two sides to any question.
Cob! What side did you take?
B with dignity)-There is only
one side.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19

The clipping which we used IN a
little editorial headed ''The Way to
Make a Town. should have been
credited to the Greenwood Journal
instead Of the Greenwood Index. We
endeaTor always to give the proper
credit, but in this case both the
Greenwood pape4,s are such excel
lent publications neither one could
take offense to have the credits mix
ed. They both stand for Greenwood
and for Greenwodd's advancement az
all good loyal papers do.
We take this opportunity to re-
peat that the only way to build up
a. community is by united effort on
the part of the business interest and
Of the individuals as we'll, who make
up that community. It is difficult
sometimes to get all the people of
the community working for the gen
eral welfare of that community un-
less they can see Immediate results.
It frequently happens that efforts put
forth for the general welfare, while
they bring results, the individuals can
not always see them.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19
Tuesday, April l9, 1910.
TIE RIGHT SPIRIT.

The city of Columbia, after can
vass Of seven days, was successful
in raising $4,000 for the erection of
a Y. N. c. A. building. This move
ment is spreading to all of the cities
in this section. Columbia is to be
congratulated on the results obtained
in so short a time and it only shows
what can be done in a community by
united effort.
Apart from the good that will re-
suit to Columbia by the erection of
a first class, well equipped Y. NJ. C.
A. building, the very fact that this
effort to raise the money was success
full will be worth a great deal to the
city. 1t will demonstrate to the peo-
pie Of Columbia the power which they
possess and the results which can be
accomplished by united effort.
1t was only few weeks ago that
the same effort Was undertaken in
Greenville and resulted In success. A
movement is being started in Sum
ter this week for the same purpose.
Greensboro, N. c., has already under
taken to raise $65,OOO to be secured
by the 9th of this month. Four men
in Greensboro have already pledged
$4,000.
NewberTy ought to have a well
equipped Y. NJ. C. A. building and
if We can get together, by united
effort it will be easy to raise $4,000
or $4,000 for that purpose.
In Columbia there were over 1900
subscribes to the fund. Somebody
ought to take the lead in NeMberry
and let US have a well equipped Y.
N. c. A. building. Five hundred
subscribers with az average of $10O
each would give $4,000 and thin
ought to be easy in so worthy cause.
Who will take the lead.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19

On account Of the Erskine-NeW-
berry baseball game next Thursday
the business houses have agreed to
close from to 6. The Herald and
News is glad to note this. Merchants
and others gain by giving their clerks
a little recreation now and then. They
gain in the estimation Of the public
and In the better work Of their
clerks.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19
Kills A Murderer.

A merciless murderer is Appendl-
citis with many victims. But DR.
Kings New Life Pills kill it by pre-
vention. They gently stimulate stom-
ach, liver and bowels, preventing that
clogging that invites appendicitis,
curing Constipation, Headache, Bill
iousness, Chills. 25c. at ". E. Pei
ham & Sons.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19
TO DRAW JURY.

Notice is hereby given that we, the
Jury commissioners for Newberry
County, S. c., will, on the 22nd Of
April, 1910, at 9 o'clock a. m. in the
office of the clerk of court for said
county, openly and publicly, draw the
names of thirty-six men who shall
serve as petit jurors at the court of
common pleas, which will convene at
Newberry, S. c., on May 9th, 1910.
Jno. L. Epps,
Eug. S. Werts,
Jno. C. Goggans,
Jury Commissioners for NewbeTy
County, S. c.
NEWBERRY UNION STATION.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19
A One-Sided Man.

Messrs. A. B. and C. are three
Manchester business men who often
lunch together, though c., who is
very deaf, does not easily partici-
pate in the conversation. The other
day A and B had heated political
argument, which ended in A leaving
tho table somewhat out Of temper.
Then the lunchers at the neighboring
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19
STATE HIGHWAYS.

We notice from the Spartanburg
Journal that much interest is beins
taken in Spartanburg in regard to &
State highway from Spartanburg tc
Columbia. It is stated that there
are two possible routes to be consid.
cred. One via Union and the other
via Laurens and NeMberry.
At a meeting in Spartanburg Dr.
W. H. Dial, { Laurens, was present
and gave assurances that the people
of Laurens were enthusiastic and
they wanted to cooperate in bringing
the State highway via Laurens
If Newberry cam get the road
through this county in good condition,
there will be very little trouble in
having the Sparanburg highway via
Laurens and Newberry and we will
then be o.. the main highway from
Gleenvile to Columbia and from
Spartanburg to Columbia.
County Supervisor Feagle gave
rcs.tlve assurance to the committee
from TIE chamber of comcisr: :e thra ,
weeks ago tlat he would begin work
or the stretch of highway between
the Laurens line and Newberry with
in ten days. He has not yet begun
this work. Just why he is delaying
in the face Of a positive promise to
commence, we do not know. Some
days ago he stated that he was wait
ing for a plow which had been order
ed. There is no better time to start
than now and We hope that the super
visor will not delay much longer in
fulfilling his promise.
It would be a very great thing for
Newberry to be located on the main
highway from Columbia to the Pied
mont. We will not only be the main
highway to Greenville and Spartan
burg but also to Greenwood and Alb
be7ile and Anderson.
Automobiles are becoming much
more common and it will not be long
until they will be in use more gener-
ally by the people who live in the
country and we should lose no time
in getting busy and doing our part
toward securing this main highway.
We would like to see the automobile
owpers Of Newberry county form an
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19

X-Confed. calls our attention to
the omission of the name Of one
company in our mention Of the forty
ninth anniversary Of the surrender of
Fort Sumter. It was not the onois-
sion on the part Of the reporter but
in making a correction in the proof
the wrong line was taken out and
in this way the name Of Company E,
Captain J. D. Nance, did not appear.
We shall be>,very glad to have K
Confed. write a series of articles CIV
ing his recollections and comments on
the war times.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19
An Accepted Excuse.

The Judge-Then you admit that
you burned down your home?
The Accused-Yes, your honor, l
admit It.
The Judge-Any excuse?
The Accused-I'm a monomaniac
on the subject Of housecl7aning, your
Tie Judge Discharged.-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19

Every family and especially those
who reside in the country should be
provided at all times with a bottle
of fChamberlain's Liniment. There
is no telling wheu it may be wanted
in case of an accident or emergency.
It is most excellent in all cases OF
rheumatism, sprains and bruises.
Sold by ". E. Pelham & Son.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19
Their Style.

my dear, what do you thinkY
Those newly rich parvenues who just
moved in the block, are going to give
a pink tea."
"Are they7 From their general
loud style, I should think they would
be giving yell-oh teas. baltimore
American. =, .!xit;;; A.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19

Monticello Democratic Club Meeting.
All who wish to continue their
membership with this club, or who
wish to join, are hereby notified to
be present next Saturday afternoon
at 4 o'clock, April %. At this time
club will proceed to organize.
T. L. Dawhns,
Secretary.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19
Ward 4 Democratic Club.

The Democratic club Of Ward !
will meet In the chamber Of COM
merce Saturday evening, April 23, at
s o'clock, for the purpose Of reoc-
gaaization, eleeting delegates to The
county convention and any othter
business that may come before it.
Geo. W. Summer,
W. S. LangRord, President.
Secretary.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19

Chamberlain Stomach and Liver
Tablets assist nature in driving all
impurities out Of the system, lnsur-
ing a free and regular condition aud
restoring the organs Of the body to
health and strength. Sold by W. &.
Pelham & Son.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19
DEMOCRATIC CLUBS
Organization of Party to Take Place
on Saturday-All Meet
Same Day.
Club l, Ward 3.

ALI voters residing in Ward 8 in
Newberry, S. c., entitled to vote in
the next Democratic primary are
hereby notified to meet in old court
house on April 25, 1910, at $50 p. m.
Alan Johnstone,
Lambert ". Jones, President.
Secretary.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19
Another Example.

''This is the imit,'' exclaimed an
irate boarder as he extracted piece
of rubber tire from his hash.
"Oh, well, it is only another ex-
ample of how fast the automobile is
supplarting the horse,'' remarked
the ever present wit.-Princeton IT.
ger.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19
More Truth Than Poetry.

"Her teeth are Like stars,' gushed
the love-smitten youth
In an outburst Of joyous delight;
And when they were married he
found twas the truth
Like the stars, they came out every
night. t
Life.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19
For Convenience.

"I'm going out to the lake, John,
and I don't know how to carry my
bathing suit. Would you wrap it up
Or
"No, Mary, just stick in in your
glove with your carfare. st. Paul
Dispatch -.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19
Garmany Democratic Club.

Garmany Democratic Club.
Is called to meet at Garmany
school house Saturday, April %, at
4:30 o'clock afternoon.
. j. J. II. Brown,
Vice-President.
B. B. Leitzsey,
Secretary.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19
Sure to Bungle.

"Judging from the way you play
whist, I would say you are a Demo-
crat."
"Why 500"
"Because you always do the wrong
thing at the right time for your op-
ponents. Judge.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19
Justly Incensed.

"Why did she get angry at that
man who was spending his vacation
in their neighborhood7"
"She asked him if he had met her
daughter, and he said yes, that he
had seen all the sights Of the neigh
borhooG. G.''-Houston Post.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19
Liberty.

Democratic club will meet at st.
Lukes church on Saturday, April %,
for the purpose of reorganizing and
such other business as may come be-
fore the club.
R. T. G. Hunter,
President.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19
Until He Proposed.

"He was awfully nervous When
he proposed"
$50. we're you until he did so,
weren't you, ?"-London Opin-
ion. 49,.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19
Mt. Bethel.

Democratic club is called to meet
at the Mt. Bethel school house April
% at 9:30 a. N. for the purpose of
reorganizing.
J. c.. S. Brown,
W. Ell, Wendt. Chairman.
Secretary.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19
Even This.

Knicker-Do you get fresh vege-
tables at your boarding house7
Bocker-No; even the music Is
canned.-New York Sun.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19
Central Democratic Club

Will meet at Central school house
on Saturday, April %, at 2 O'Clock
p. N. to reorganize and elect dele.
gates. j. D. Sheely,
B. S. Wicker, President.
Secretary
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19
Still Hunting.

"Before marriage we used to hunt
for arbutus in springtime." :"
"And now?'
"Now we hunt fiat. ''-Pittsburg
Post.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19
No. 81 for Laurens. ..7.25 p. n

1NU. II IO1 I3c5u1Ca1Sss u 10 Pc Z y
" Does not run on Sunday.
This time table shows the times
1T which trains may be expected to
depart from this station, but their
departure is not guaranteed and the
time shown is subject to change With
out notice.
g. L. Robinson,
Station Master.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19
st. I,uke's Democratic Club.

Will meet at the school house Sat-
urday afternoon, April %, at 4
o'clock, in accordance with call of the
party.
j. S. Nichols,
President.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-19
Arrival and Departure Of Passenger
Trains-Efective 1901 A. n.
Sunday January 2, 1910.
Southern Railway.

No. Is for Greenville.. .. 8:51 a. m
No. 18 for Columbia. .10.58 a. n
No. II for Greenville.. .. .2.48 p. m
No. 16 for Columbia. -. 1853 P. m
c., N. & T.. Railway.
"No. % for Columbia. ..8.A a. m.
No. So for Greenvile.. ..12.56 p. m.
Ne. So for Columbia. 1920 p. ~
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1910-12-03
Social and Personal Mention

". -. Bennett. the San Jon contrac.
tor, was ia Monday t. visit his son who
was sent in a few days ago for treat.
mcnt for pneumonia.
u. Long has a sick child and it is
feared it may have dipthcria. The great
est Prccaution is being taken to prevent
a spread at The malady.
j. \. Street. mounted policeman for
this section of the territory. has spent
several days at Santa Rosa and Vaughn
this week on official business.
II. y. Fortr" will lon 3 tu.lnr for a
week, visit 10 his Kentucky home,
Henderson,. Mrs. Porter VIZ mauus,
tie thea .' 50 .Ic he is n,p,.
Il. \ Dodson has urrcha,.i the Slcr.
pard Bakery aud viii take charge oi
il the first of the month Newton Shcp.
pard will continue 10 do the baking
Judge jefferson D. Cu,lip received
a Telegram last nigh, from Judge Wright
iu comc To Alamopordo AZ onc" Ia appear
in the ease of Territory ~. Dee Davis.
! Dies Rainrs and Harry Brown went Ia
CimaIrdn Saturday where MI. Brown
went to look ~ IL ipatcd land and
Rninrs to briGg some 1--we stock to tn
cumcari.
t.. Ii. f"llw und. the br"pm mauutu'
turrr at Bard city. was ~ on cuisines,
q day or two. lie took orders fD. &
large number of brooms among the mcr.
chants ~ ." city.
Rev. Il. 4. Trickey has returned 10
Iurrmcari and has leased and j. IN po
~s"ssinn "f the Southwestern iiot" on
Smith Street. lie has resided for ,ov
cral months at TcXhOmu.
Judge Sri,fs was " rom the Hcll
Ranch - So his sou WIZ WIS hurt by
q train l.,k'np into his wagon Will"
crossing h. trek at the N~; cuA 49,
the yards n, FIRST of trr wrel.
j. NJ. Hodges. chairman Of the board
Of county commissioners. was in a day
or two from Puerto. His nephew, Robt.
O'Neal of EnVillc. Tennessee. who is
visiting him for the past ten days, was
with him.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1910-12-03

Prof. . - Henderson, j.. reported
sick.
j. \. Burgess of Byzantine, is IN the
city looking for u situation.
&. g.. Reed, editor of the San Jon
sentinel, was in the city on business
Monday.
Master Herald Bennett was brought in
from San Jon last week for treatment
for pneumonia.
T.. T.. Burns of Amarillo, Texas. has
'Icri several days n town attending 10
business matters.
Tom Ridley. formerly with Wonord
i White, has gone into the employ Of
Eager Brothers.
Charles ~lloluing. editor of the Bard
atty News, was il the city bet wccn
trans Tuesday.
Chief Of. Police u. I. Patterson has
moved into his residence On East High
~tferi inns week.
Phillips. the Arcad" manager, j. IN
Kansas. aud the th.airr will hc closed
during his absence.
+. T. Ship has purchased 'h" second
hand store of Henry Williams. H. took
charge last Monday.
i. +. Caldwell has been nursing lluu
dice for several days, hut il now on
duty again at the cafe.
wilkins 4 Behout have sold their mcr.
camille establishment at San Jon and
have gone 10 Oklahoma 10 reside.
Hon. Reed Ilolloman spent the first
of the week at Alamogorlo on legal
business. T. =. Court Is ia session there.
The pastor of the NJ. T.. Church has II
better knowledge OF neuralgia this
week than h. has heretofore possessed.
j. f.. Swift was in from Quay Satur.
Jay night en- route to A~lanoyordo to
10 service for Uncle Sam on the grand
Jury.
\. Is. clayton. who was for u long
time employed here as pumper for the
Southwestern, died a few days ago
tlown at Naughp.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1910-12-03

When We get AZ this plan it viii make
Quay County one of the best sections
in the new state in all lines Of agri.
culture suited to this climate.
Joseph Uf the firm of Roqurmorc and
Joseph. architects, or Amarillo. was in
the city Monday, negotiating with the
Elks for the plans aud specifications
for the home the order contemplatcs
building AT an early date, This firm
are architects for the new V~Orenberg
hotel.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1910-12-03

Joseph thIhtf, Iuftlnlu, oregon, ~
~ the Commercial Room. lie sells
cigars.
g. NJ. Nix aud wife are at the Com
mrrcial Rooms from Texola. They will
%!Crate.
Wallnc" rapp was ~ the CONNER
cial Rooms Monday, registering Bell
Ranch.
- Q. Reed. editor sentinel nnI loioi
c,rl Hcums.
John Rrul,am ct Bloom,dnir, Mo-.
Is AZ the Commercial Rooms. lie wants
Quay County land.
\ ~. Yates. the I;prin,,s stock man.
J.. al commercial Rooms. IT, o.. ~ to-
r'IHr the ,nlc ct lN. stock.
Register Of the T.. : Land once here.
Royal Prentice, II attending United
States Court nj Alamo this wcch.
j. u. Whcatlcy. n business man OF
CLAYTON, and q property owner m this
city, has spent several DAYS in town.
\ Il. Wapata j. here from Table
Rock. Ind, stopping nj Tia" Commercial
Rooms. IIc j. interested in QUAY coun
ty lands.
Chas. Ilnldrick OF Bard city - ut ihc
- mm"rcial Rooms. lie j. one of the
boosters for the ncw town of Bard OFT
Oh the 7. aud VI.
". \. aud j. T.. Walter oi Srpulpa.
Okla. are ~ the Commercial Rooms
and aIr going Ia their claims twenty
r",lrS south Of ~" city.
u. II. N,ncmier aud l.. =. Fritsrll Of
shawnee, Okla. are NJ the Commercial
Rooms, They have claims on the plains
and will 90 out aud improve them,
!. A. Young, Erick, Okla; fd coke.
Kmgfsh"r; and D. Ely. Funk, are a,
IN" Commercial Rooms and will go onto
their claims To get ready for u crop,
What about the Darkcy and the Gin.
ger snap for II speciality At the Evans
this week. There is some class 10 that
dancing.
j. J.. Syer aud wife are NJ the Com
merciai Rooms. registering Nashville.
Tennessee. They are homescckcrs and
will locate in Quny County.
II is necessary for the people of Il
community 10 be amused aud for the
show going people of the city the
Evans is certainly filling the hill.
Is y. Andrews, a stock man from
Hereford, Texas. was AZ the Commercial
Rooms several days this week. lie was
buying sheep aud other live stock.
Mrs. Mildred Hcrkey came in Mon
day from Dickens. Texas. aud went out
10 her homestead six miles cast of town.
She stopped at the Commercial rooms
j, +. Roberts of 81. Francis. Texas,
il AT Commercial Rooms. lie is here to
get hold of 100 acres Of land where
there is q iittir sunshine mixed with the
rain.
ID. \, Bcimorc, banker of Oklahoma
city, ~ nj the Commercial Rooms. His
son, Bert Bclmorc, controls one OF the
Ild'yr lumber yards here ani D., ia,hcr
Is visiting him.
Doe. Bnlton aud W. G. Kenyon, T..
X. Marshnls, were at the Commercial
Rooms, Monday with a couple of Chinks
they picked up over in the Panhandle,
md were en- route with them To III Pnso
for deportation,
W, r. Crosby is considering well lr.
rigation for n part of his farming land
this year. He has a very fertile soil
and plenty of water at a shallow depth
md there is no quest ION that he will
srcccrd. The News would hlc To sc,
many more farmers follow Mr.. Crosby s
lead IN this sort of farming. A few
acres OF irrigated land will accomplish
Wonders along with forage crops tia will
grow from the rainfall every year.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1910-12-03

The Odd Fellows elected officers
Thursday night. Rev. George X. Var
a., u q, ''"' u J"
'' : '"""'"s
w. '""' '''"' '''''
Al Phillips Is q whole show by him
self, and that - not casting any reflcc
i"t "n the high class w"r, h., com
phnN Is d"ing either. Tn" show is
~ NV =" Toe ''''"""s'
1 ''f' " ~ NY
James STANLEY 81 Alien. Stockman.
was IN III" city q day 81 two ncgntint
my e sale "f tat cattle to WAYNE 4
Mcdonald lie ha, q large pasture ienc
ed IN th" cap Rock country and j., buy
ny aud selling cattle IN the vicinity
~ 1--WE
T. \. Taylor. the water melon king.
was IN the city Tuesday with u Toad of
maiI" for ia" local market. lie raised
good forage crop this vcm and j., sell
lnp At top prices in Tucumcari. Mr..
Taylor has grown good crops here every
year for four seasons.
Price trcsnp, one of san Jon : pro.
grrssiyc farmers. wac IN the city Tues.
day attending to business matters. He
has purchased several farms in the vi.
ciniiy Of san Jon aud believes we have
Il country that will soou rival his ma
tive STATE, Iowa. IN agriculture.
u rh.nor, r. an ,
Iirrrtrnp M In, o,.p,~r,,I re, ~.
o., h,rc io huy Or,- Conn.,, I,rj :L.,
are still after New J.,ico dir, and ~
= few wears they will own il while som,
If III, ovs here will HAY, orcosiop N
r,.,rt Tint they did not yo, , fcv hmm.
lied acres themselves.
-, We" "
ouroo. p
rra,o i - 40.
orb.,1Io Nu NJ 49,,
rho,,or .,.l IL, "
,, Tho Cu .nI I. d.
,hi,h ,,,, 49,.
VI ~ AKIN mas recently Installed Il
meat MARKER ~ ms grocery store and
~ prepared 10 tr"d IN" poruinc" along
ne 'h'' l' - advertising every day
~ ''altlrs ana wn''' to see n eos an
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1910-12-03

Glrnrock Hotel, the most homelike
hotel ia the city. }. }. Harrison, Pro.
prietor, l2.3.tf
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-03-26
THE REPORTERS ENVOY

When earth's last paper is printed, and the
 forms and the metal are cold, When the newest scandal is ancient, and the
 latest extra is sold, We shall loaf, and, Lord, how we need it!-
 with nothing at all to do Till the boss of the perfect paper shall call us
 to work anew And then we shall work as we'd like to, each
 on his own machine And the truth shall be in our copy and noth-
 ing shall intervene; We shall write real stories about them-beg-
 gar and millionaire For an editor keen and fearless paper
 that's on the square. We shall work in a rush and a hurry, for that
 is the goodly game, But we shall not dig in the gutter for stories
 of filth and shame; And the copy-readers above us shall leave our
 ''features" alone, And the stories that fill the columns we shall
 recognize as our own! We shall have no fool assignments, no cruel
 missions of pain, To torture the broken hearted or bIacken the
 sinners stain; We shall scoop and be scooped a-plenty, we
 shall love the furry and noise, We shall fight with the business office and
 fuss with the copy boys; But each of us shall be human, and each of us
 shall be free To write the thing as he sees it for the Paper
 That Ought To Be.