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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-28
A sum in Addition

From Simplicissimus
Herr Pastor-Ive made seven people
happy today; I've just married three
couples.
Friend-But that's only six people.
Herr Pastor-Well, how about my stlf?'
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-28

From the Chicago Tribune.
Deacon Hardesty (of the officiaOI
The Apostle Paul never took
ton. ~
The Pastor-No, but he wa OVJ
prison once In a while. l thinll
| am equally entitled to res
ally.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-06
ADJUSTMENTS
THE MAJESTIC.

The new Majestic Musical Comedy Co. is certainly making a hit, judg- ing by the splendid house present to witness last nights performance. Willis West. always funny, and Jim- my Lee kept the audience in an up- roar continually The musical num- bers were well rendered. The "Yama Yama" number. by the cute little soubrette. Lillian Sutherland, and the chorus. went exceptionally big, re- ceiving three encores. Two new chorus girls arrived from Frisco yes terday and will open in the new bill beginning Monday. The present bill will be seen tonight for the last time and Monday night will witness a complete change in pictures, vaude- vile, illustrated song by Miss Clara Merck. and the new musical comedy specially arranged for aviation week. entitled Happy Hooligan and the Captain in Spain" The musical numbers by the big chorus will be Exceptionally strong, and will smack of the spirit of the season. espe- cially running on aerial lines. The wardrobe will attract comment Look for the novelties. A real airship will be used, in full operation, carrying living passenger.
 Don't miss the last production of the present bill tonight. Your es-
Arizona republican., 1910-02-06
REGULATES KIDNEYS
 AND ENDS BLCkACHE
Your out-of- Order Kidneys Act Fine
 and Bladder Misery vanishes.

No man or woman here whose kid neys are out out-of- -order. or who suf- fers from backache or bladder misery, can afford to leave Pape's Diuretic untried.
 After taking several doses. all pains in the back, sides or loins, rheumatic twinges. nervousness. headache, sleep lessness. inflamed or swollen eyelids. dizziness. tired or worn-out feeling and other symptoms of clogged. sluggish kidneys simply vanish.
 Uncomfortable urination (especially at night), smarting, discolored water and all bladder misery ends.
 The moment you suspect the slight est kidney or bladder disorder, or feel rheumatism pains. don't continue to be miserable or worried, but get fifty cent treatment of Pape's Diuretic from your druggist and start taking as di- rected. with the knowledge that there is no other medicine. at any price. made anywhere else In the world. which is so harmless or will effect so thorough and prompt cure.
 This unsual preparation goes direct to the cause of trouble distributing its cleansing. healing and vitalizing influ- ence directly upon the organs and glands affected and completes the cure before you realize 1t.
 A few days treatment of Pape's Diu- retic means clean. health. active kid neys. bladder and urinary organs-and you feel fine.
 Your physician. pharmacist. banker or any mercantile agency will tell you that Pape. Thompson & Pape, of Cin- cinnati. is a large and responsible medicine concern. thoroughly worthy of your confidence
 Accept only Pape's Diuretic-fifty- cent treatment-from any drug store anywhere in the world.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-06
THE LION AND THE MOUSE"

The announcement for next Wednes- day at the Elks' theater is Charles Klein's concise and highly convincing story of The Lion and the Mouse" " the American comedy drama which pictures in a very forceful manner the incidents in the financial and political situations of the times as MT. Klein claims to have found them and which hundreds of thousands of playgoers will attest have not been exaggerated in being condensed into a play. With an original theme for the basis of his play and being the first among the dramatlsts to undertake the develop ment of such an idea, Mir Klein met with a success such as comes to the playwright seldom, if ever. in his life time. At period when the press was teeming with exposures of various kinds of graft" the author quietly se- lected one of the moving spirits of the system" and made him the central figure in the story that simply but ef- fectively illustrated the monopolistic tendencies of a certain set of men.
 The character of John Burkett By der. known in the play as Ready hoiltN ftyucI, i1cttS WitH tic pOpuihi conception of what our captains" of industry are like. Ryder has no time for anything but adding to his mill lions. and never permits himself to al- ter this program unless it is necessary to call a temporary halt while he di- rects the financial annihilation of some one who opposes him.
 Shirley Rossmore. whom Mir. Klein has pitted against the."money power" is a splendidly drawn type of a we'll bred American girl. who. on learning of the disgrace that has been put upon her father. decides to take up his fight and clear his good name.
 Ryders son. Jefferson. of whom the father is very fond. proves himself to be the possessor of a will of his own and here again Mir. Klein has hewn close to the line. for there are scores Of rich mems sons who do not share
Arizona republican., 1910-02-06
The Facts About Pe=ru=na.

beverage dsgue possible to use Peruns
 substitute for whskes Do people buy Pna and use toddy
 thing the world for any one to demonstrate the beverage remedy in larger than those prescribed the bottle Would
 Peruna medical compound quite heavily loaded medicinal ged n If aker in doses larger than prescribed would produce positive drug effect No one could an doubts these men try and We know that Pena cannot be used bver age; that it will no. that cannot be used substitute OR ANY OTHER WH'sKEY, for that matter.
 contains small cent of cologne spirits absolutely essential to dis hold in solution medicinal gden drugs Peruna prohibit its beverage 1t would the thing "0fe TOT any one % ur '1sy eaGse TO o SO
 BOTTLE again that whskey challenge any Let who has smang knowledge of cy purchase composed cheap whkey b Of course oubebs ingredients Pna -y ind ingredients could SO lyze Puna be able identify the various medicinal dnt Peruna heavily loaded with medicinal ingredients
 Now why are these statements repeated when their hv could be easily demonstrated? Simply because there continued hostility .una 0n as part M ns % very nae the which mid by statements the medical profession Probably said and refute for such people to use te fairness and common in the matter.
 Every that Peruna nothing cheap whkey and cuebs telling lie absolute sehod people speak the truth But the prevalent habit of repeating other statements without investigation their truth has led people say these false things about Peruna
 Used the direction. the bottle PERUNA IS SAFE taken of those will produce effects
 therefore honest making statements concerning Peruna acknowledge that he repeating he knows nothing One might just well % say that Oil tried but simply repeated such statements about Oil the majority easier to dsmonats such Oil about Peuna
 Puna knows that jokes vaudeville stage there who pretep to be truthful saying over again this oEepead asehOo
Arizona republican., 1910-02-06

ance is certainly fine and the audience demanded encore after encore.
 The Franklyns again covered them- selves with glory. The Franklyns are only a pair of kids but in their hornpipe and sword dance they show excellent training Their voices are sweet and the songs and jokes are new.
 Altogether the show is one that is seldom seen outside of the big cities and then never at the price charged at the Third Avenue theater. mat inee will be given today at o'clock and two shows tonight at 7:3o and g.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-06
&.& &. HEALs zASI

Every old external polluted
 
  them the impurities and morbid matters with which it filed This pol ued condition of blood trouble the effect of spell of sickness which left the  should oil through the has all been
  cause the place to seab but the blood made smother place and be bad or worse than before heals old the very o the trouble and completely the place once more nouIhed with rh heahu blood ss heals the boon regans natural thoroughly csand and purified the blood the healed Book medical write THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.,. ATLANTA. GA.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-06

represent some of the different cloths in
 OUR TAILORING line. If you will select the material you wish for your suit, we can take your measure and in a few days give you perfectly fitting garments. Your suit will be made according to your figure and not from somebody else's model Drop in and see us.
 In connection we do cleaning and pressing.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-06

that statesmen use when they want ito recommend statehood for Arizona or get through congress an appropria- tion for the irrigation of a county.
 There is apparently no limit to the questions the enumerator will ask you. But as long as he sticks to matters of relationship; to farm products and their value, to the number of eggs your chickens laid last year. to your fathers war record and your children's days in school. let him run on and answer his questions and help him on his glorious way. But if he should ask you how many times you have been in love. why your aunt Cynthia does not visit you any more or why you moved to Arizona in the first place. tell him in plain English that it is none of his business.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-06
ILLINOIS PICNIC
 POSTPONED \ MONTH
ton Meeting the Right Way

At a recent meeting of the board of directors of the Illinois Society of Ari- zona it was decided to hold the annual picnic of the society on Marsh l2,1910 at the Indian school grounds. The ori-
 ginal date for this picnic was fixed for Lincoln's birthday. February 12, but the board of directors decided that it
 was unwise to attempt to hold the pie
 nic on that date this year in view of the stellar attractions. the airships. The meeting this year will be along the same lines as last year. the Illi-
 nois people being expected to assem-
 ble at 10 o'clock in the morning at the Indian school grounds. all provided
 with lunch baskets filled with the
 many good things known to former residents of Illinois only. It is planned
 to occupy the morning hours with
 novel athletic events in which the ladies as we'll as the gentlemen are ex-
 pected to participate. the young as well as the old and the fat as well
 as the lean. This part of the program is in charge of Secretary R. F.. Marks and Judge Phillips Lunch will be had about noon, the tables being in charge of a committee of ladies of which Mrs. Emory Rays Is chairman. After lunch a program composed of
 short speeches touching on Illinois his
 tory together with patriotic music will
 be listened to. This phase of the pro-
 gram will be handled by a committee
 of which President Dwight B. Heard
 is chairman.
 Every person claiming Illinois as his
 former residence. either permanently
 or temporarily residing in this valley.
 county or territory. is cordially invited
 to the festivities.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-06
THIRD AVENUE THEATER.

A surging. pushing. good natured mass of humanity again jammed themselves into the Nat Reiss Third Avenue theater last night. At both performances nothing but delighted exclamations were heard of the excel lence of the performance.
 The motion picture of Bleriot cross ing the English channel. is alone worth more than the sum charged for admission. Every act in the perform
Arizona republican., 1910-02-06
NEWBRO'S
 HERPIClDE SOIVeSfhe Problem of Good Hair. |.

After Prof. SabOuraud confirmed the germ origin of dandruff, science was confronted by a new problem, which was not solved until the discov- cry of Newbro's Herpi- eide. Herpicide being the first successful prepara- tion compounded in har- mony with this new the ory, becomes the original remedy to kill the dan druff germ.
 Since then, numerous preparations, said to be "just as good" as Herpi- eide have been thrown upon the market; others have adopted Herpicide claims, but their remedies remain the same, but none have ever reached the same degree of popular ity. Everywhere this rem edy is recognized as the one genuine dandruff germ destroyer. As a re- suit Herpicide has more satisfied users than all other hair preparations combined.
 Being the orinigal rem edy, users expect more astonishing results from H e rpicide than they would look for from any other preparation, and they usually get them. So wonderful has been the success of this ge1micide that it is now recognized as the standard hair rem edy of the world.
 Herpicide kills the dan druff germ, checks falling hair. It stops itching of the scalp almost instantly.
 For sale at Drug Stores. One Dollar Bottles are guaranteed. Ap- plications obtainable at the good Barber Shops. Insist on having real Herpicide- Send 1Oc in post age for sample and book to The Herpicide O.. Dept. 5B.. Detroit. Mich.
 THE LovETT DRUG CO,
 Special Agents.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-06

the parental views in business mat ters.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-06
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 PURIFIER KNOWN
Remarkable effect of Calcium SuIphide in Purifying the Blood Strength ening the Nerves and Building
 Up Flesh and the Sys-
 tenn Generally.
Send for Free Trial Package and
 Prove It.


 Nothing proves so conclusively the remarkable effects of pure blood upon the nervous system as the results of calcium sulphide. the strongest blood purifier and nerve strengthener known. Stuart's Calcium Waters contain this calcium sulphide. and this is why these waters are now the best all-around remedy for nervous, weak, run down men and women and the best blood cleanser it Is possible to obtain.
 If you have lost flesh, your cheeks are sunken in, and you have tried al- most everything to build yourself up again, remember that you can't do 1t unless your nerves and blood are in better condition. Stuart's Calcium Waters can do it for you. If you feel weak and limD. lack ambition and vim, feel all rundown. and your blood is in bad order and your skin perhaps full of eruptiOns. remember that Stuart's Calcium Waters cannot be surpassed for their quick action in putting strength in the nerves and making the blood pure and rich, things which orr dinary blood purifiers" and tonics either cannot do or take too long to do.
 Stuart's Calcium Waters contain sul- phide of calcium, the strongest blood purifier known: also golden seat. quas- sia. eucalyptus. and vegetable all teratives and laxatives. They restore the normal action of the bowels, liver and kidneys; invigorate the nerves and brain. and make pure, rich, healthy blood.
 You can obtain Stuart's Calcium Wa fers in any drug store at only fifty cents box If you want to prove to your own satisfaction the remarkable effects of Stuarts Calcium Waters. send us your name and address and we will send you free sample pack age. Write today. Address F. A. Stuart Co, l75 Stuart Bldg, Marshall. Mich.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-06

pecial attention is. called to the fact that beginning Wednesday night. Feb. 9. there will be two complete shows given each night during the balance of the week, at 7:30 and 9:30. The full and complete per formance will be given at each show so bring your friends.
The Marshall republican., 1910-05-13
Real Sea Serpents.

In New Caledonia sea serpents are
frequently cen and sometimes cap
tured. They are curious creatures.
the head being very small and scarce
ly distinguishable from the body and
the tail being formed like an oar. In
length they are generally between
three and four feet. In the jaw there
are tiny glands containing poison, but
as the mouth is very small 1t is diff
cult for them to bite, and the natives
handle them fearlessly. A European,
traveller witnessed an experiment at
Noumea which shows that under cer-
tain conditions the sea serpent can do
deadly work. A rat vas caught in a
trap, and Its tongue was grasped by
a pair Of pinchers and placed in the
mouth of a e serpent. The serpent
Immediately bit 1t, and the raj died ia
four minutes.
The Marshall republican., 1910-05-13
Sohooiboy Logic.

SHOULD woIien have votes for pnr.
lament! Give your REASONS for anu
against" This was u question asked
Of schoolboys In a recent examination
In England. One boy replied: No.
because If they did they would want
to get into parliament and then they
would pass u lot Of silly laws. such
as that a IA was not to smoke br
fore his wife or that wives were to
have Wednesdays and Thursdays OF
and then the men would have to stay
at home and mind the children"
A logical answer to the question,
why does a kettle singY' was fur.
nlshed by a boy who wrote. Because
If 1t did not you could not tell when
the kettle vas boiling" Asked to ex.
plain the initials &C. o. D." n boy
replied that they stood for collector
of debts" and a second said 'cod-liver
oil drink"
Another enterprising youth describ'
ed a sleeping partner as "a man who
goes to sleep when playing bridge"
Asked how he would mend a puncture
in a bicycle tire. a boys answer was te
the point. II would get a box Of stun
that you do 1t with and stick 1t on."
The Marshall republican., 1910-05-13
Fire Prevention Among Pines.

Pines protect themselves against for
est fires In a remarkable manner. For
four or five years the stems of the
infant trees attain q height of only
as many inches above the soil. Dur
ing this time their bark is extraordi-
narily thick. and that alone gives some
protection But. In addition. the long
needles spring up above the stem and
then bend on oil sides In a green cas-
cade which falls to the ground in a
circle about the Seeding. This green
barrier can with difficulty be made 70
burn, while the shade that 1t casts
prevents infiammable grass from grow
ing ear the protected stem. The on.
GERS Of the forestry service at wash
ington r Of opinion that It is owing
to this peculiar system OF self protec-
ton which the pine seedlings have de-
veloped that the growth of evergreen
oaks In Florida has been restricted in
regions where fires have ragged. while
pine forests have taken their place.
Harper's Weekly.
The Marshall republican., 1910-05-13
lmportanea Of n Word.

II you should write a letter to the
man who is chief magistrate Of this
republic you are at liberty to address
him as THE President. Washington.
d. c." That will be sufficient. he is
not Ibis e~xcellency." as is the supreme
executive magistrate of Massachusetts,
nor Ibis high mightiness." a title
which. they say. sounded pleasing to
the eur Of the Father of His Country.
But II you should write a letter to
the secretary Of state of the United
States. whom the plain president"
appointed to the job. prepare to dip
your pen in honorihc ink. While the
chief magistrate is plain president"
without any titular epaulets. his secre-
tary of state is "the honorable secre.
tary Of state" II will not do to adj
dress him as 1.-The secretary Of state
simply. He Is something more than
that The etiquette Of the state de-
partment requires that the word ''hon.
orable" be prefxed to the word ''sec-
retary."-Boston Globe.
The Marshall republican., 1910-05-13

,ny or q wre was regarded among
the ignorant as a legal solution to the
problem thus presented. and 1t is said
that the authorities Of the day deemed
1t best to shut their eyes at the pro-
ceeding. A certain amount Of formal
ity had to be observed, however. be-
fore the sale was considered legal eve
by the most ignorant A Yorkshire
writer mentions two conditions which
must be carried out to make a salts
factory sale-the price OF the wife
must not be less than / shilling GA
cents). and she must be delivered to
her purchaser with a new halter around
her neck. The same writer records the
case Of the woman who zealously pre-
served the receipts for herself as a
proof Of responsibility.
The Marshall republican., 1910-05-13

We have extirpated gross humor
from our modern literature. but we
must not suppose that we are there
fore more moral than the Elizabethans,
whose literature was full of gross hu-
NOR. 1t may be that we are only more
afraid Of ourselves and each other.
This kind of fear is destructive not only
Of gross humor, but Of humor Of all
kinds. In it's essenc humor IL brave
as It is honest. but with cowardice and
dishonesty there come base substitutes
for It, substitutes that make fun OF
noble things with a humorous air, and
so bring humor itself into discredit.-
London Times.
The Marshall republican., 1910-05-13
Cause Of Theuaht.

You look thoughtful tonight,
Smith," remarked Brown as he stretch
ed himself on two chairs.
Eyes," said Smith. II have just got
a note from the landlady."
what does she sayT'
'She says that I must pay my board
at nee or her daughter will sue me
for breach Of promise. I'm thinking
what I'd better do."-London Tit-Bits.
The Marshall republican., 1910-05-13

How many hairpins does a woman
8 when doing her hair? The hair
pin editor has Investigated and makes
this report: "She uses just as many
as she has. II she has only two hair
pins she makes her hair stay up with
two. but If she finds twenty In the top
bureau drawer she Use all Of them
Atchison Globe. 2
The Marshall republican., 1910-05-13

Rev. Lawrence Scott, an evange-
list and a cousin Of l.. w. Scott OF
this city, died at Dallas, Texas,
last Friday at the age of So years.
He has visited Marshall a number
of times and had many friends
here.
The saying if the rain "starts
before seven it will quit before
elevenn was knocked out hard last
week. 1t rained so long people
got used to it and went about
like fish.
Now is the time to make those
out-of-door pictures. Take a ko-
dak on your fishing or hunting
trip. You can borrow one at Nc
Chesneys Studio. 20
Carl Solomon who lives north
of Marshall last week brought a
wolf scalp to town to secure the
bounty of $500. He chased the
wolf into a hollow log with the aid
of a dog and captured it.
All out doors awaits your kodak.
The vacation days on the farm
the fishing trip. II you haven't
one we will loan you one free.
20 McChesney Studio.
G. A. Barron, of Blue Lick, was
here Saturday. He carries the Blue
Lick rural mail and said the high
water prevented him from making
his route or getting home, SO he
came up to spend the night here
with his brother, NJ. l. Barron.
In mentioning the death last
week of Chester Thomas we stat
I'd that he had died of consump-
ton. That was a mistake on our
part as we took it for granted
that was his ailment. Death re-
suited from pneumonia.
Among the Republican township
committeeman here Monday were
w. r. Van Bowen, Slater, Fred
Windmeyer, Arrow Rock Leo Bur-
feind, Sweet Springs; S. P. Hous-
ton, Malta Bend. The other were
represented at the meeting by
proxies.
The Marshall republican., 1910-05-13
When WIves Were sold.

When the war between Britain and
France ended In 1915 many Of the Eng
lish soldiers found that their wives
had married again IN the belief that
they were widows. The formal sell