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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-06-20

NICELY FURNISHED HOUSEKEEPING
rooms, with gas: ga Richard St, half
block south OF Tabernacle. k3346
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-06-20

VERY DESIRA ABLE OFFICE SUITE
and single room for rent. D. T, Walker
bldg. m11s5
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-06-20

NICELY FURNISHED PARLOR BED
room in modern house. $40 State st.
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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-06-20

BY OWNER, THAT NEW BlA
on l. St: built OF pressd 7
rooms. thoroughly modern, 80
mission style, hardwood sxa
ceilings In dining room, boz q
plate rail. mission man!e! =
cases built in the walls ia ~
tinted walls, cabinet hles:d
easements, very large M
screened back porch. lon a
WIN make very low pne ,
terms. 303 Judge Bldg. ~
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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-06-20

BROOM COTTAGE, STRICTLY MOD
ern, for two people only: G22 So. 1st w.
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Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1910-12-20
The HONEY MOON.
1t Didn't Mean What MIR. TomSon
Supposed.
BY +. A. mitchell.

Copyright, 1910. by American Press Asse-
ciation.l
l allus heered dat de milliferous
time wild married people wa de hon.
eymoon.
Somep'n happen one day to glib me
some sperience bout dis yere honey
moon. One mawnin' | wa drivin' ma
spress wagon. takin some trunks
fom one house to anodder house out
in de country, when pass by de fam
OBJ my frien'. Pete Johnsing Pete wa
only twenty-eight years old an q
might fine nigga. He had saved up
be money and bought a beautiful
fam. wild good house on it an
plenty OBJ stock an de tools fo' farm
in
"Mista Johnsing," | says, says /,
''yo' got de nices' leetle fam in de
county-well stocked. two mules and
COW, besides yo' chickens. Yo' ought
to be might thankful to de Lawd,
Mista Johnsing. fo' de blessin's he's
heaped on yo'"
cue WIZ Wa d-ledDlH on MS noe
lookin' kind o. sollum, he says. says
he:
'Mista Tomson, yo' don reckon on my
wo'kin' dis yere fam all alone / haint
got no one to cook meals vittals TO-
me; | hab to max up ma bed in de
mawin' maself, an git ma own suppa'.
Den l sets all alone till bedtime.
Haint no house mo- nearn mile away,
an hits might lonesome. Fus' ting
| know, somep'n crack like pistol,
an / jump; den l hear somp'n singin'
outside jes like h'a'nt wa goin' by.
After dat de do blow op'n all on a
student an out go de candle must
up courage TO slam de do shet an lock
It; den l so cober up ma face wild de
bedclothes. No. Mista Tomson, de
blessins de Lawd hab settled on me
haint wha' dey cracked up to be-"
Wha' | betteh done was t punch
Bob wild de stump of de whip an git
long. 1t must "a bin de debbel dat
made me say somepn wha' got me all
mixed up in udder peoples doin's.
"Mista Johnsing," / says. says /,
why don yo' git wife fo' t keep
yo' company
Pete TUX de hoe in de udder ham an
stood on de udder leg an looked up to
hebben s if he wa expectin' t see
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1910-12-20

one OBJ de angels done come down f0
t. marry him. Ennyhow, he wa dom
up pow'ful job Of t'inkin', an he
says, says he:
"Mista Tomson, how cum yo' haint
got no wife yo'self?"
An / says, says /, scratchin' ma
haid. "Mista Johnsing, | dom git lone
some nohow."
Pete, he do some more t'inkin', an
be says, says he, "Mista Tomson, do
70 know emmy likely gal dat would
come in we're an be comfo't to meT
De debbel wa a settin' beside me
ready to whisper In my ca, an he said,
"Tell him bout Mandy jones'" an
said, says /:
Eyes. Mista JohnsinG. ] does know
likely gal. an I'm t'inkin' she would
like to git married. I've knowed her
eber since she wa a pickanniny, an
kin recommend her TO cookin' an
washin' an all dem things wha' are
necessary TO de comfort OBJ de home"
An Mista Johnsing he looked at me
kind had, an he says, says he, Mis-
ia Tomson, eff yo' know all dis bout
de gal how cum yo' don marry her
yo'seif?
Dat wa a might had question TO
t. answer / scratched ma haid ag'in
an said, "Didn' / tole yo' / want
lonesomef''
Maybe she won marry yo'," he
said.
Don know nuttin' bout dat" said
II nebber axed her"
Well. / sat dar in de wagon talkin'
t. Pete Johnsing TO an hour o. mo-, an
/ made It up dat gwine to do him an
Mandy a favor I wa t tell Mandy
dat a might fine nigga wild a fam
wa wantin' a wife, an ] wa t tell
Pete dat a might fine gal wanted q
husban', but Pete done knowed dat al
ready, an | wa to bring 'em togedder.
De debbel wa layin' fo' me, dissuad-
In me to mix maself up in udder peo-
pies business. an when he done made
me promise dis be done climb down
OF de seat an went away chucklin'
] driy' on, t'inkfn' what fine ting !
wa gwine TO do TO Pete Johnsing an
Mandy Jones.
Bimeby Pete Johnsing be marry
Mandy Jones. ] wa at de weddin'
maseIf. I didn't say nuttin'. but whsn
(cencluded on Fourth Page
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1910-12-20

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Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1910-12-20
For Men We offer you

Straight Rade Razors from 500 to $500 each
Giett Auto-Strop and Durham Duplex Safety Razor
Shaving Sets composed of brush and Mug in Case
Shaving Brushes, CSC. to $500 each,
Shaving Soap in cake aud stick shaving powder
Trplicate Mirrors
Pocket Knives
Fine Cigars in boxes of IS or soc
Pipes.
Regular and Military hair brushes in sets
TheImos Bottles, keep liquids hot or cold
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1910-12-20
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we know hard to make good shape Of Off
Tor Christmas and offer the following list help You ont
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1910-12-20
c. E. REININGER,
THE TAILOR,
Has Moved TO Starry Bldg
is quickly absorbed.

In the rear of the Farmers and Merchants
Deposit CoGlpany Bank.
Reduced prices for 20 days. You can have
clothes secured or dry cleaned by rev pro
cess He has the latest Improved Press
Boards for Ladies' Skirts and Jackets.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1910-12-20
JOB PRINTING

vi all kinds done promptly, nsatly
and 1t Lowest Prices at shs
SPIRIT OFFICE.
Handsome new faces OF --latest
STYLE Type recently added 10 our
already excellent Job outfit.
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.,ost for your money adj
TO set gre ''''S' -
- t1e
3-a. w TFFERSON
d, -ae people-the paper
=. -, .,rgsst local circulation.
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For Women we offer

Cut Glass in large variety of styles prices
Perfumes and toilet waters
oache OF various kindswe Azurea Elaine or ea
Cold Creams. Talcums and Cosmetics
Candies Whmans Candies in h. boxes at SO cts 10
Fancv Papees and Lousne pound Papwh Envelopes TO match
Manicure and Toilet SETS
Brush and comb sets, with mirror
Hand mirrors
Sewing boves,
Fancy soaps and soap boxes
Powder puffs and puff boxes
Hair brushes and combs
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30

A pessimist is one who, of two evils, chooses them both.
 Sometimes a half-pint of happiness will make a peck of trouble.
 The peculisrity of a crank is that he always thinks it's his turn.
 Gossips have automobiles beaten a block when it comes to running people down.
 By the time you have acquired wis dom everybody looks upon you as an cid fool.
 An optimist is one who would rather believe that everything is all right than know the truth.
 There are few things in life so con- fortable as old friends and old shoes. Do not be in haste to discard either.
 The man who allows things to go at loose ends is pretty certain ulti- mately to find his affairs sadly ray eled.
 Cooperative action is by voluntary association. Trusts. broadly speaking, are the results of both forms of ac- tion.
 Many have enjoyed the benefits de rived from the work of the Farmers Union without knowing from whence they came.
 Organization has become the watch word of the century The past his tory of the race is largely history of individuals
 It sometimes seems easier to strike than to lift up; but give us the man who always lends a helping hand. no matter what it costs
 Take your chances with the man who is good to horses, COWS and oth- CT farm creatures. He will not fail you when the pinch comes.
 Where the greater part of the corn | crop goes to market by way of the hog pen, substantial increase in the bank account is pretty sure to fol- low
 Now for a breathing spell The harvest season was long, the weather | capricious and the work strenuous. Take day off, and do nothing but just rest and butter. Give the human machine a chance to cool it's bear ings
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30
NO HEALTHY SKIN LEFT

My little son, boy of five, broke tors prescribed for him, but he kept getting worse until we could not dress him any more. They finally advised me to try certain medical college, but its treatment did no good. At the time l was induced to try Cuti- cura he was so bad that I had to cut his hair off and put the Cuticura Oint- ment on him on bandages, as 1t was impossible to touch him with the bare hand. There was not one square jnch of skin on his whole body that was not affected. He was one mass of sores. The bandages used to stick to his skin and in removing them it used to take the skin off with them, and the screams from the poor child were heartbreaking. I began to think that he would never get well, but after the second application of Cuticura Oint- ment l began to see signs of improve ment, and with the third and fourth applications the sores commenced to dry up. His skin peeled off twenty times, but 1t finally yielded to the treatment. Now I can say that he Is entirely cured, and a stronger and healthier boy you never saw than he is to-day, twelve years or more since the cure was effected. Robert Wattam, HAS Forty-eighth St., Chicago, H., Oct. g. 1909.'
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30
START OF FREIGHT EXPENSE
Cost of Hauling Ton of Farm Products to Market Over Country Roads
 Averages 25 Gents.

The United States department of the farmer is heavily handicapped by the two million miles of public roads of this country, of which only seven per cent is improved It stands ready to show that the cost of hauling ton of farm products to market age 25 cents, says Birmingham Age Herald. On modern improved roads the cost Is but eight cents On dirt" roads 1t is 39 cents, and on sandy roads it varies from S3 to 64 cents. These figures are demonstrable, and no farmer will dispute them. for they know full well what the cost for poor roads Is to them.
 Were the cost of the haul to the railroad reduced to 12 cents a ton, as 1t readily could be by improving the public roads, the saving to the farm CTS of the country would be just about s250000,000 '1t seems easy" says the Washington Herald, 'to write the fig ures $1,O00,000 a day; that is the amount of loss. or rather that is the loss of gain the farmer would get if he had good roads. He would get $1000,000 day more for his products than he does now. His bad roads inl- ply loss of about three dollars a year for every man. woman and child In the United States. If we can add that S250,000,000 to the purchasing power of the farmer, it is not likely that we should hear so much about hard times; there would be bound to be a proportional increase in prosper ity and our agricultural assets would be very largely increased"
 This estimate does not include the increased value that would accrue from good roads to farm lands. It takes account simply of the freight expense which necessarily begins at the farm. The cost of the haul to the railroad is regulated by the condition of the public road, and the time Is fast coming when the farmer will demand that he shall be considered when money is being poured out like water for railroads, waterways and the like
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30

ids, Minn.
 Brookville, Ohio.-"I was irregular and extremely nervous. A neighbor recommended Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to me and 1 have become regular and my nerves are much better. Mrs. R. kINNIsoN, Brookville, Ohio.
 Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Con- pound, made from native roots and herbs, contains no narcotic or harm ful drugs, and to-day holds the record for the largest number of actual cures of female diseases we know of. and thousands of voluntary testimonials are on file in the Pinkham laboratory at Lynn, Mass, from women who have been cured from almost every form of female complaints, inflammation, ul- ceration, displacements, fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, backache, indigestion and nervous prostration. Every suffering woman owes it to her self to give Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege- table Compound trial.
 If you want special advice write Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, lass, for it. 1t is free and always helpful.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30
Hitching Horses.

A horse should always be tied to a hitching post with strong strap or rope which there is no possibility of breaking. If a horse once breaks loose he is apt to acquire the bad habit of breaking at every opportun' ity. A neck strap of rope which pass, es around the neck through the ring in the bit is better than the ordinary strap fastened in the ring, such as usually comes with bridles If horse has acquired the habit of breaking loose, try this plan and fool him when he tries it again. A horse should al ways be tied so that he cannot get his head to the ground. He will stand more quietly if compelled to keep his head up.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30
SOCIETY LADIES
 READ THIS
You Will Find This Letter From Mrs. Baker, of Floral,
 Very Interesting.

Floral, Ark.-"Until month ago." writes Mrs. Viola Baker, of this place, T was in very bad health. l was so weak and nervous that l was unable to do my housework. I tried Cardui, according to directions, and now I am In good health and recommend your medicine to all my friends. I gave Cardui to three of my friends to try, and they all say it helped them"
 Society and household cares make nervous, weak women, who suffer great pain and misery, much of which can be avoided by taking Cardui.
 Worry and oEerwork act on your nerves like rust on metal, and they simply go to pieces. You can't always make rusty metal bright again, and sometimes you can't get your nerves strengthened out again, so better be- gin before the trouble goes too deep.
 For half century, Cardui has been used with benefit, by sick women, thousands of whom have written, tell ing of the good results obtained.
 Doesn't this mean something to you?
 Benefit by others experience. Car dui will help you. Try it.
 Ask your druggist about Cardui.
 N. B.-Uyite to: Ladies' Advisory Dept Chattanooga Medicine Co.,, Chattanooga. Tenn, for Sb<cial EfstynctionS, and 64- page book, "Home Treatment for Wom- sn," sent in plain wrapper on request.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30
Tuberculosis in the West Indies.


 Associations for the Prevention Of Tuberculosis have been formed In Cuba, Porto Rico and Trinidad. In Cuba there are over 10000 deaths from tuberculosis every year, and the death rate from this disease is nearly three times as high in the United States. In Porto Rico there are over 5000 deaths every year out of 100000 in- habitants. In Trinidad, the death rate from tuberculosis In Port-au-Spain, the only place where figures are available, was 4.75 in 1909, nearly three times the rate in New York city. Condi- tions in the other islands of the West Indies, where no active campaign against tuberculosis has been under taken is even worse. The chief req son for this high mortality Is found in the unsanitary, dark, and poorly ventilated houses of the natives of the islands.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications as they cannot reach the dis eased portion of the ear. There Is only one way to cure deafness and by constitutional remedies Deafness Is caused by an inilamed condition or the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. Wben this tube is niamed you have rumbling sound or i'm perfect hearing and when 1t Is entirely closed Deaf ness is the result and unless the inflammation can be taken and this tube restored to It's normal eondl- tion hearing will be destroyed forever: nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which is nothing but an innamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
 We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case oi Deafness Caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free
 F. J. CHENEY Gs CO.,. Toledo. D. Sold by Druggists. 75c.
 Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30
The Exclamation.

Old Podkins lay back in his chair in calm content, and though his wife was quite near him he was happy, for she had not broken the silence for nearly five minutes.
 He had been married for five-and- twenty long years, and Mrs. Podkins, almost daily during 24 of them, had disturbed the domestic peace by too full exercise of her tongue.
 My dear,' broke In Mrs. P-' thinking 1t time she said something to interrupt the quiet. q see by the pa pers that petrifled Jaw two yards long has been found in Cornwall"
 What" cried Podkins, starting up Now I know your secret. But you never told me your ancestors came from that part of the world,"
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30
Garden in Orchard.

Garden crops may be grown success fully between the rows of all kinds of young fruit trees. Peas and beans are particularly desirable for this pur- pose because, being legumes, they en- rich the soil and actually aid in the growth of the trees. By cropping system of this kind the expense of the orchard may be easily paid until the trees come into full bearing.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30
Early Cut Alfalfa.

Alfalfa cut early produces twice as much beef as late-eut alfalfa. In an experiment at the Utah station, it was shown that one ton of early-cut alfalfa produced as much beef as two tons of late-cut. We believe that similar re- suits would follow from feeding early vs. late-cut clover, though we have no accurate data to back up this opinion.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30
To Introduce Bokhara Sheep.

The department of agriculture is seriously considering the introduction into this country of Bokhara sheep, from which comes the fur called Per sian lamb" All Astrakan fur is now raised on territory tributary to the Caspian sea The best fur is taken from the lamb when it is only four or five days old. The Bokhara sheep also make good mutton.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30
African louic.

Dusky Driver (ushering ladies fron steamer) = Yes, marm-dis wo1 marm; ca'iage to de hotel. -
 First Lady (hesitaing at step)-Ana what will you charge?
 D. Done dollar, marm.
 Second Lady-Half a dollar apieco when the hotel is barely bIoo1 away? Why, we'd just as liefs-
 D. D. Gnterrupting)- von jest as lief go in de hotel bus? noS charges a quarter.
 Ladies Gin chorus)-Just as lief
 D. D. (with flourish)-Den step rigb, into de ca'ige, marm, an I'll take you fer de same as de bus-dey is sDms folks prefers de ca'ige and has to charge accordin'! virginia Vintage
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30
To Kill Bull ThiStIes.

Bull thistles, common in pastures, cannot always be killed by moving. Cutting tends to prevent maturity of seed. Cutting off the thistles just be- low the surface of the ground two or three times a year will effectually eradicate them. Working the ground in rotation of grass, grain and corn is a very sure way of eradicating weeds
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30
Feeding Chickens.

Noontime is the best time to feed chickens raw vegetables such as cab bages, peets and turnips.
 Grain should not be fed oftener than twice a day.
 Thousands of hens are killed every year by feeding too much wet foods and mashes. The greater portion of the feed should be dry.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30
Eradicate Bull Thisfie.

Bull thistles, common in pastures. cannot always be killed by moving
 Moving tends to prevent maturity ot seed. Cutting off the thistles just be low the surface of the ground. two o1 three times a year, will effectually eradicate them. Working the ground in rotation of grass, grain and corn is a very sure way of eradicating weeds.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30
Different Sort of Hair.

'Deceiver.' she hissed. q hate you!"
 Hate mel" he gasped. Why. It WAS only yesterday you said you loved every hair on my head"
 "Yes, but not every hair on your shoulder" she retorted, as she held up a bit of golden eyidence.- Stray Stories.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30
Mans Many Attributes.

What a chimera, then, is man! What a novelty, what a monster, what a chaos, what subject of contradic- tion, what prodigy! A judge of all things, feeble worm of the earth, depository of the truth, cloaca of un- certainty and error, the glory and the shame of the universe.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30

ble which came on me in an instant. My back ached intensely and I lost all power of control over the kidney se- cretions. My health became greatly run down and nothing helped. Doan's Kidney Pills cured me and have been well ever since"
 Remember the name-Doan's.
 For sale by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30

SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE will cure any possible case of DISTEMPER, PINK EYE, and the like among horses of all ages, and prevents all others in the same stable from having the disease Also cures chicken cholera. and dog distemper Any good druggist can supply you, or send to mfrs. 50 cents and Sl.00 a bottle Agents wanted Free book. Spohn Medical Co.,, Spec. Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30

Pills at the first sign of trouble. They cure all kidney ills.
 Mrs. L. E. Wilcox, 27 w. Cherokee St., McAlester, Okl a., says: T was seized with an awful at tack of kidney trou-
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30
Good Farming in Jersey.

So thoroughly has the gospel of good farming been spread throughout New Jersey that the farm products of that state were $52,0O0,O00, as compared to the $26, 6,o0OO eight years ago. The secretary of the state board of agri culture declares that this increase is due largely to scientific farming as taught by the state institutes at the agriculture colleges.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30
Unhappy Thouuht,

Just suppose the man who finally obeys the latest demand of fashion and goes on his knees to propose, finds he has had a moving picture machine making material of him for & new comic film!
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30
Already in Traininp.

Ruffon Wratz-Wen a woman hands out a slab O lemon pie you make long speech O thanks. Wot's that fur?
 Saymold Storey-Im f1ttin' myself fur the Chawtauquay lectur' platform, I thought I told ye bout it long go.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30

Papa-That was the supreme court of the United States We Just came out of.
 Tommy (aged seveD-Gee, pop! dere wasn't anybody dere but lot of bearded old women dressed in black.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30
AFTER
 SUFFERING
 FOR YEARS
Cured by Lydia E. Pink.
 ham'sVegetable Compound
Park Rapids, Minn.-"I

A aAH A VT N~'A A@@ -A a v s years while passing
 through the Change of Life and was hardly able to be around. After talk ing six bottles of Lydia E. Pinkham's g
 V e ge t a ble Con- pound I gained 20 pounds, am now
 able to do my own
 W ork and f e Q l W ell. " Mrs. ED. LA DoU, Park Rap
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30

It is surprising, 1t is often astound- ing, to discover, now and then, what possibilities of rehabilitation there are in the most unfortunate of us.-Alfred Buchanan.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-09-30

It Is wise man who knows his own business; and a wiser man who thoroughly attends to it'll. l.. Way land