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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-17

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and Ssrd Broadway and 42nd-14OS
Broadway Grand Central Station:
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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-17
RAILROAD NEWS.
RAILWAY CARMEN WILL
SELECT LABOR DAY OFFICER

The Brotherhood of Railway Carmen
will meet Thursday evening in Union
Labor hall! The second assistant grand
marshal for the Labor Day parade will
be selected at the meeting, as it has
been agreed that the union is to furnish
the second aide to the grand marshal.
The brotherhood has been forced to seek
new meeting quarters on account of the
destruction of the Buckler building and
the meetings will now be held in Union
Labor nall. Its loss in the fire was
about $780,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-17
WATCH THE DATE ON THE YELLOW
LABEL

Mail subscribers should watch the
date which follows their name on the
yellow label pasted on the wrapper or
first page OF their paper The date
there shows when the subscription ex-
pires. When q remittance on subscrip-
ton is made. this date is changed If it
is not changed soon after remittance,
allowing, of course, a reasonable time
to reach FL Paso. the subscriber should
call the attention of this office to the
oversight. BY doing so when the matter
is fresh in the minds of all concerned all
further trouble and inconvenience will
be avoided.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-17
SOUTHWESTERN FINALLY
TAKES COURTLAND ROAD

Application for the dissolution of the
Mexico and Colorado Railroad company
has been filed in the district court OF
Cochise county, Arizona, by the FL Paso
and Southw estern and the Mexico and
Colorado road The road mentioned is
the one built two years ago between
Douglas and CORTLAND and the appli-
cation is the final proceeding in the
talking over of the road by the South
western system.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-17

Science goes to Greek and Latin for
its terms simply because Of the fact
that those languages are the common
property of all civilized mankind and
can therefore be used so as TO be uni
versally ineligible. Were this not
done the result would be hopeless con-
fusion.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-17
ANOTHER CONCRETE
BUILDING PLANNED

The Southwestern railroad is arrang-
ing 10 erect a concrete building for the
use of the Denver Rock Drill company
on its rightofway on Santa Fe streeI
opposite the E. E. Neff company's OF
fees and warehouse. r. g. Crowoer'
general manager of the Denver ROCK
Drill company, will leave Friday even
ing for Denver to arrange Tor the IN
staIa1ion Of a large stock or mining
and milling machinery IN the ne"
building when it is completed
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-17
CHILEAN PRESIDENT
DIES IN BREMEN
Heart Disease Causes Death
Visited In United
States.

London. Eng, Aug 17.-President
Pedro Montt of Chile, who arrived at
Bremen on the steamship Kaiser VIII
helm der Crosse Tuesday morning. died
at 1850 o'clock last night It was due
to a recurrence of heart disease. follow
ing a recent attack of angina pectoris.
President Montt visited in New York
on his way TO Europe, where he went
for the benefit of his health. Many re-
ceptions were arranged in his honor
during his visit in this country.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-17
CONDITION OF
GAYNOR Is GOOD
Temperature, Respiration
and Pulse Register Prac-
tically Normal.

New York, Aug. I7.-Mayor Gaynor's
progress toward recovery from the
wound inflicted on him q week ago
is still unbroken.
DR.. Arlitz states the mayors average
temperature had been SO. his pulse 20
and his respiration II. The figures
were so nearly normal, he added. that
for practical purposes they might be
considered quite so.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-17
MEXICAN MOTHER IN
IN NEED OF CLOTHING

josef MontOverous, who lives at
South Florence and Ninth streets, is in
need. Helpless as the result of birth,
the woman's case was investigated by
Miss H Grace Franklin of the ASsO-
ciated charities. a physician donated
his services, but the mother is in great
need of clothing and bedding. although
the charity worker provided provisions.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-17
CAIISHER'S INSURANCE
NOT DEFINITELY KNOWN
Adjusters VIII Arrive Thursday From,
Dallas, Tex, To Arrange For the
Payment Of Losses.

Payment OF LOSseB.
Insurance adjusters are expected 10
arrive Thursday to adjust the losses on
the Calisher stock and the BuckIer
building. The greater number OF these
adfusters Will come from Dallas. where
the state headquarters are located. j..
Z. Northman, general manager of the
Calisher company, viii reach here
Thursday on the limited from New
York. Until he arrives il Will be i'm
posstble to tell the exact amount of in
surancekhat was carried on the depart
1nent store stock and fixtures a per-
NIT was issued to the company some
time ago to carry $4,000 and it is
thought that practically all Of this
amount had been taken out with the
various eompanies The insurance
records are all in the big safe which is
al the bottom of the pile Of debris in
the basement of the building.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-17
ORIENT HAS QUICK
ROUTE TO Ell PASO.

It is only five days rolling from St.
Louis to Ell Paso over the Orient sys-
TEN. Deliveries in Ell Paso now Are
made on the morning of the sixth day.
The route is Missouri Pacific Orient,
Texas & Pacific
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-17
SCALES Up AT RoWIE

Track scales have been installed by
the S. p at Bowie, Ariz., and the
practice of weighing at that point,
which was discontinued for while will
be resumed
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-17
FOLLOWED ACROSS :
OCEAN BY SUITOR

Baltimore, Nd, Aug. 17-Mrs- Jesse
Tyson. of Baltimore, mas been married
in London to Lieut. Bruce Cotton, late
Of the United States coast artillery,
after romantic courtship. which in
cluded close pursuit of the bride by
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-17
wAsHoUT DELAYS MORNING

T. & p. PASSENGER TRAIN
a washout has caused a long delay
of the morning Texas & Pacific mail
train. Instead of arriving at 11:40 a.
m. according to card. it will not arrive
until $40 p. m.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-17

were the only two men in the Texas
National Guard who went above 500.
The third highest man was First
Lieut.. Kritser of Amarillo. whose aver
age was 7S6 out of possible 1000.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-17

DR. and Mrs. o. s. Holhday,of Tex
srkana. Texas. are the guests of Mrs
NJ. a. Holiday, OF 704 Roosevelt ave
nue..
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-08-17

Dr.. l. E. Auerbach left on the Gold
en- State Wednesday for Chicago.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25
PIRATES SCALP CUBS;
WAGNER ON RAMPAGE
Honus Finds Batting Eye at
Expense of Three Twill
ers in Victory, 6 to 5.

Pfttsburg. June 25.-In a game re-
p1ete with sensational rallies, umpire
batting. timely batting and wonderful
fielding by both teams, the pirates took
the cubs into camp by the score of
to 5 yesterday afternoon. A National
league record for inactivity at first
base was established, Artie Holman
falling to have a single putout to his
credit in eight innings and only one
assist. The one chance he had was
Tinker's throw OF Wilson's grounder
in the second, but this he fumbled.
tombstone seemed to be without
rhyme or reason yesterday. During
Camnitz's short stay on the rubber he
evidently lost his head through the
work of tombstone, and weakened so
plainly that when the cubs started at
him In the fifth for hve-run rally he
went to pieces. The pirates used two
pitchers, while the cubs were forced to
depend on the efforts of Richie, King
Cole and McIntire.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25
.SOX LAND FINAL, AZ
JUMP TO FIFTH PLACE
Olmstead Scores Second Vic
tory Over Maps, Tumbling
Falkenberg on Slab.

Cleveland, June 25.-Scoring three
runs in one inning after two had been
retired, and another through the speedy
running of Zeider and his daring theft
of home. the white sox took their
fourth game of the six-game series, 4
to 2. here yesterday and moved to fifth
place in the American league race.
Both Olmstead and Falkenberg were
wild and both suffered through the an
tics of the tickle Jade fortune, who
blessed many batsmen with lucky
hits. Olmstead was able to tighten up
when hits would have meant Nap runs,
however. Falkenberg was not and his
support, too, was less consistent than
that OF the Oklah iona spitballer
That the baseball fates had a hand
in the result of the final game of the
series can be seen in the comparison
of hits-the Maps thirteen being good
for only two runs. even though a dou-
BILE. two singles and pass were
grouped in one round. double and a
single in another, two singles and a
pass in another and two singles in still
another, while the white nine
swelled into the total figure of four
runs.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25
HAMMOND AND GARY
IN BIG GAME TOMORROW

Tomorrow Hammond and Gary are
scheduled to play their first game at
the Hammond Athletic association
park. The big Gary team, which was
member of the Indiana Michigan
league. Is the nine that will try to
down Hammond in their first meeting
of the year.
Six special cars will bring the steel
city boys and a big crowd of rooters
10 Hammond tomorrow. Both Gary and
Hammonds fans are wild over the fact
that the teams representing the two
cities will clash for honors, and every
loyal fan will be seen at the game.
New Players for Locals.
Hammond will have two new men in
H A A uniforms tomorrow that have
never been seen on the local diamond
before. new first sacker secured
from the Gary field will hold down the
initial sack tomorrow. which will be
his first appearance on the local dia-
mond, and a Chicago man will take
Rohde's position at short Although
this is the first time the two men have
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25
EAST CHICAGO AND
INDIANA HARbOR
EAST CHICAGO.

The services at the Methodist church
tomorrow will open with the good fell
lowshfp meeting at o'clock in the
morning to be followed by Sunday
school at 9:45. The regular service
will be held at IL o'clock when the pas
tor. Rev. ]. B. McNary, will preach on
Whole Hearted Service" At $40 in
the evening the Epworth League will
meet and the evening service will start
at 1880. the pastors subject at this
meeting Wilt be The Wonderful
Name" A week from. tomorrow Dis
trict Superintendent A. T Briggs will
be present and preach. after which he
Will hold a quarterly conference meet
ing.
The Welsh colony of East Chicago
nave engaged the services of the noted
Welsh evangelist. Mrs. Jane Davis, to
preach In the Welsh vernacular at the
English Congregational church tomor-
row afternoon at 2:3O o'clock A large
gathering Is expected to welcome the
lady preacher.
The Ladies' Social Union of the
Methodist church will hold a picnic at
Robertsdale next Wednesday, The
party will leave East Chicago at 1890
a. m. and a picnic dinner will be served
on the grounds.
Next Friday evening the Methodist
Brotherhood club will gice a reception
to the Ladies' Social Union
Rev. ]. B. McNary and the cabinet of
the Epworth League of the Methodist
church gave a reception to the other
members of the League. About thirty
were present to enjoy the musical pro-
gram rs well as the games which were
played, the latter requiring much
thought.
In yesterdays TIMES it was stated
that the Harrison building would be
used next year exclusively for high
school purposes. 1t has been learned
since. however, that that was a mis-
take as there will still be room for the
primary grades and these will not be
moved to the Mckinley building The
statement created considerable anxiety
amongst the parents of the younger
children who live on the north side and
who feared to send their little tots so
far as the Mckinley school This anx-
iety, however, was groundless as the
primary grades will still remain in the
Harrison building.
The ladies of the aid and missionary
societies OF the Congregational church
will hold a picnic at Robertsdale next
Tuesday afternoon and evening. The
car on which the party will leave starts
from East Chicago at o'clock and the
gentlemen are invited for supper
Ralph and Margaret Canine will
leave next week for Brazil, Ind, tt
spend the summer with Mrs CANNES
father and sisters.
Miss Lillian Nelson OF North Barring
avenue is quite sick with typhoid fever.
You are invited to dance at East chi
cago Rink. Saturday, June rs. 2s-st
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25
INDIANA HARBOR.

Rev. H p. Ivey has chosen for his
sermons next Sunday the following
subjects: IL a. m.s Launch Out Into the
Deep" 1880 p. m. The Devils Bride"
At the morning service will occur the
third quarter rally day service for the
membership. The pastor has a message
for the members of the church and
hopes for as large an attendance as
possible. The annual Sunday school
picnic. which, was talked of for the
week of July $40. on account of the
closing down OF the mill at that time,
has been postponed until the month of
August. This action was taken on ac-
count Of so many families preparing to
be away during the shutdown OF the
mill.
Rev. c. A. Campbell of the University
OF Chicago will occupy the pulpit of
the Baptist church tomorrow both
morning and evening. owing to the
absence OF the pastor. Rev. E. O. Brad
shaw.
Rev. and Mrs. H. P Ivey and chill
dren will leave next Monday for Lake
Manitou, Rochester, Ind, to be gone
week. 1t is the occasion of the Ivey
family reunion. Rev. Ivey will return
on Saturday for his work Sunday, July
third.
Mrs. ]. c. Dimmick, of North Dakota.
is expected for a few days VISIT this
week at the home OF Rev. and Mrs.
Ivey. Mrs. Dimmick is a sister of Rev.
Ivey.
Last Saturday evening Miss Myrtle
Rogers. cashier at Settlers Big Store,
made a mistake OF $1S in returning
change. She offers reward as shown
in her letter which follows:
During the rush hours from $50 to
$3.50 last Saturday evening sent down
change from twenty dollars in place of
two dollars.
Being under bond 1 am responsible
for the SIS.
Knowing that the patrons and visit
ors of our store are of good character
and of an intelligent class, also being
satisfied that the party who received
this eighteen dollars did 1t uninten-
tionally and possibly has not discovered
1t yet. I hereby offer a reward (amount
to be set by recovery for the discovery
Of said eighteen dollars.
With many thanks.
Myrtle Rogers,
"s44e Fir street. Indiana Harbor. Phone
1901"
Miss Martha wooster Of Greentown,
Ind. is the guest OF her cousin. Boyd
Lankens of Fir street for a week
You are invited to dance at East Chi
cago Rink. Saturday. June 25. asst
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25
ClABBY OF HAMMOND
TO SCRAP FITZGERALD

Jimmy Clabby, the we'll known Ham
mond welterweight, has a fight on at
North Platte. Neb.. with Jack Fitzger-
aid. The fight will be held on the
same day as the Jeffries-Johnson go,
and Jimmy is making q good thing
out of 1t.
He has been guaranteed $500 win.
lose or draw, or his choice of a per-
centage of the gate receipts. Clabby
was not in good condition few months
ago when a Milwaukee boy got the de-
cision over him, but he is feeling fine
now and will be in condition to put up
a good fight
Clabby has had a slight attack of
typhoid fever and that greatly weak
ened him, but he has completely recov-
cred from that and he is sure of de-
feating his man.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25
BIG TIM STAKE
HOLDER FOR FIGHT,
DENIES GO rs FIXED

New York, June Ex-senator big
Tim" Sullivan, who returned yesterday
on the Lusitania from a tour of Eu-
rope took occasion to deny that the
fight between Jeffries and johnson was
fixed. Sullivan is stakeholder for the
fight.
Il am sorry to see all this talk about
the battle being f1xed." said Big
Tim II firmly believe the fight is alb
solutely on the level. I am holding
$1,000 OF the fight money now, and
$4,000 more is TO be placed in my
hands twenty-four hours before the
contest. VIII 1 see the mill? Sure
thing"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25
WHERE THEY WILL
PLAY TOMORROW

Hammond VS.. Gary, at H. A A. park.
Crown Point VS.. Snyder. at Crown
Point.
Indiana Harbor VS.. Hobart, at Hobart.
East Chicago VS.. Cheltenham, at Saw
mill park.
West Ends VS.. Foresters, at West
Hammond
x. OF C.'s of Hammond VS.. K of C's
or Michigan City, at Michigan City.
Amateur Games.
Hammond Grays VS.. Canibal Cubs. at
South Chicago.
ORourke Colts VS.. Kamradt Colts, at
West Hammond
Zimmerman Colts VS.. Harbor sham
rocks. at Indiana Harbor.
Oakley Juniors VS.. Kamradt Colts. at
Harrison park.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25

appeared on the local diamond. thew
are classed two of the best for the
respective positions, and are expected
to make good.
The press stand at the H. A. A. mark
has been remodeled this week A ton
has been put on the stand and 1t is
Vaid that a pipe has been connected
with the soft drink stand for the pur
pose OF supplying the pencil pushers
with something TO drink. Billings will
have the honor of pushing the electric
button when drinks are wanted.
Time of Games Changed.
Beginning tomorrow the games at
the Hammond Athletic association ball
park Will not start until 800 This
change was made so that every one
could witness the game. Late dinners
will not be received as an excuse for
staying away now, and those who have
been handicapped on that account will
be able to get to the game before It
starts.
Batteries-Hammon Cavanaugh or
Walker and Klopp; Gary. Smith, Be-
night and Mclean.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25
Get Busy With Oscar.

circular track for four miles in 1924.
This is ten and one-fifth seconds better
than the previous record. which was
made by Ralph De Palma on the same
track one year ago. his record being
3:34 1-b. Oldheld averaged fifty-one
seconds to the mile. Today Oldfeld
will. attempt to lower the new mile
record he made yesterday. Aside from
Oldfields record breaking drive and
several flights by Glenn Curtiss in his
aeroplane. the program yesterday was
only ordinary.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25
NEVADA GOVERNORS
DECISION rs FINAL

Carson City, New. June 25--Pro-
tests against the Jeffries-J Johnson fight
both by mail and telegraph continue
to flood the office of Governor Dick
erson. but they are promptly relegated
to the waste basket The governor does
not intend to interfere with the fight
IN any way. This was the positive
statement OF his secretary today.
This matter is final as far as this
office is concerned" said Deputy At
torney General Fowler today The
law is clear on the statute books.
1t provides that such fights as the
Jeffries-Johnson contest can be held
under the protection of the law and
such protection will be guaranteed the
fighters and promoters The only way
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25
WANT GARY GAMES

number of amateur teams of
Hammond are anxious to arrange
games with any Gary amateur teams.
Different managers of the local mines
have bee ntrying to secure games from
the small Gary teams. Any Gary team
wishing games please address sporting
department of THE TINES
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25
SPORTING NOTES
CHARLEY FRANK
SAID TO BE DYING

Mobile, June 25.-Fear is expressed
for Charley Frank, the veteran New
Orleans manager and former major
league and American association out
nelder, following an operation last
night for appendicitis. Complications
caused by the delay in submitting to
an operation have set in. according to
the physicians
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25
GO TO MICHIGAN CITY

The Knights OF Columbus team of
Hammond will clash with the Michi-
gan City team of the same lodge to-
morrow at the latter's grounds.
This is the first game between the
two teams and it IS expected to be a
good one. The Hammond lodge has a
strong team and Is confident of de-
feattng the Michigan City nine.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25
NEW GAME SERIES.

the Morton Court baseban team OPP
posed the West Ends this afternoon in
an interesting game at the West End
grounds. This is the first contest ar
ranged between the two teams. James
and Tague was the battery for the
Courts and both were in fine condition
A three-game series will be arranged
between the two teams. Following is
the lineup used by the courts: Tague
c; Bowman. IS; James, .; Sommers, 2b;
Luckily. 1b; Grossman. 3b; Beckman
CT; Murray. If; Roth. IF.
Lavender Cigars are pronounced
exceptionally good by all smokers
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25
FRISCO FIGHT
is POSTPONED

San Francisco. Cal. June 25.-The
four-round bout scheduled to be held in
this city last night was Indefinitely
postponed, the promoters having been
notified by Chief of Police Martin that
it could not be permitted The chief
declared that 1T would be clear vio-
lation of the law against prize fight
ing.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25

to stop prize fighting in Nevada Is to
pass legislation against it The pres
ent law is on the side OF those who
favor prize fighting"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25
DOUBLE-HEADER GAME

double-header WIFI be played to-
morrow by the Kamradt Colts baseball
team The first game will be played
with the Oakley Juniors at Harrison
park and the second game will be
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25
Get Busy With Oscar.
OLDFIELD SETS
NEW RECORD

st. Paul, June 25.-For the third sue
cessive day new worlds automobile
record was established yesterday by
Barney Oldfeld when he drove his 200
horse power Benz around the local
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25

Little Rock. Ark. June 25.-Travel-
ing men here today raised a pool of
$1,000 to be wagered on Jefrries 1t is
planned to place the money with ne
groes in the southern towns. it being
figured that there will be no trouble
getting the colored population to cover
the entire amount
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25

played with the O'Rourke Colts at
West Hammond. The Kamradt Colts
have a strong lineup and an effort will
be made to win both games.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25
HARVARD TAKES
FOUR-MILE SPIN

Red Top, Conn, June 25.-For the
first time since the arrival OF the Grim
son oarsmen here they covered four
miles yesterday under the watch They
kept the stroke between thirty-two and
thirty-fou finishing at thirty-six. and
showed the best form they have dis
played since they arrived Coach Wray
refused to announce the time.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25

Try Lavender cigar. it's good,
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25

Results Yesterday.
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Ptttsburg, g.; Chicago, 8.
st. Louis. 2; Cincinnati. 4.
Philadelphia, 4; Boston, 6.
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Cleveland, 2: Chicago. 4.
Detroit, 1; ST Louis, s.
New York. 2: Philadelphia, L
Boston. 2; Washington. l.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-25

The Lavender Cigar ls a home PROD.
uct. Mono better.
WHY ARE YOU NOT A TIMES
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