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University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-10-02
CHIEF SAYS HE'S NEVER "ouT"
"citizen" Wrong About His MONDAY
Meal, He Says.

10 the Editor Of tho University Nissos,ias:
l notice in last nights paper an ar
[ticle called when Fire Chief Eats, "
from Citizen wish to know the
name Of that citizen, who has wrong
impression. ask you to rectify the
mistake that the town is without fire
protection "for an hour or so every
day." l have kept little boy solely
to carry my meals. 1t is true that l
occasionally drive out to my house,
which is only seven blocks, as an ex.
ercise tc the horses. When ! leave
the station 1 notify Chief Operator,
who would call my house in case of
an alarm. l have been here nineeen
received fifty-two alarms. and
never yet missed one.
l am taxpayer myself owning my
own property and know l take as
much interest in such protection as
any man in town.
/ remain very respectful,
A. G. Newman, Chief F. D.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-10-02
D. O. Weaver 70 Wed.

D. O.. Weaver, student in the Uni
versity year before last, will be mar.
ried tomorrow to Miss Eleanor Bry.
son, at Louisiana, Mo. Both live in
Louisiana. Mrs. George Shepherd, an
aunt of Mr.. Weaver, left Columbia yes
terday to attend the wedding.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-10-02

Mincemeat in quart Jars at Van
Horns. -
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-10-02

Call IS Double 81 to get the Mis-
sourian's business Office by telephone.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-10-02

What noisy thing that base drum
is?" remarked the clarinet, disEust
eddy. %
EYES," replied the trombone, Just
like human being"
Like human being?'
Eyes, It's the one with the big head
that makes the most noise.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-10-02

Harold-I've got an-av-.beastly
headache this mawning, doncher know.
Hattie-What caused It?
Harold-A Howwid thought stwuck
me last night-Ex. =.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-10-02
News Of Columbia
L. M. Williams, of Columbia, wen
to Centralia yesterday.

+ L. M. Williams, of Columbia, went
to Centralia yesterday.
The Rev. H. B. Banks went to La.
donia yesterday where he will preach
a sermon today.
John Tolbert moved from New
Franklin to Columbia yesterday. He
is living on West Broadway.
| A daughter was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. l.: McLemore, of 10S South Sixth
street, at the Parker Memorial hos
pital Friday night.
Mrs. w. w. Payne was called to
Marshall Friday on account of the i'll
ness of her mother, Mrs. M. E. Fine,
who is visiting Mrs. Shannon Berkeley.
Mr.. and Mrs. M. N. Kinder returned
to Cape Girardeau yesterday. Mrs.
Kinder has been in the Parker Mem
orial Hospital. Her daughter. Miss
Mary Kinder, is one of the nurses at
the hospital.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-10-02

White Glover Lard
10-pound pail, $3.50.
5-pound pail, 80 cents.
3-pound pail, IS cents.
Hetzler's Meat Market
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-10-02

| Reporter-You say, Miss Brett, your
ex-husband once aimed blow at you.
Did-did he land?
: Charming Young Actress-Yes, SIR;
he landed in the divorce court.-Ch-
.cago Tribune. ....,
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-10-02

For cleaning and pressing. phone
the Columbia Tailoring Co, zss. La
dies goods a specially. -
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-10-02
1912
Broadway.

He was an obseryant little chap,
with a knack of storing knowledge
wonderful in one SO young. But he
rather spoiled himself the other day.
pa he said. Il hear Uncle Joe has
only three days more"
The little boy sighed. "The last
three days." he said, "they give them
every thing to eat they ask for. don't
they, pa?"-London Tit-Bits. >.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-10-04

Montgomery, Ala, has voted favor
ably on a proposal to adopt the com
mission plan of government.
Democrats Of Utah have placed
themselves on record as favoring the
adoption of State wide prohibition.
At the November election Oklaho-
ma will vote on the question of sub
stituting local option and high license
for Statewide prohibition.
Major Charles r. Evans. nephew
of H. Clay Evans. is the Republican
candidate for Congress in the Third
district of Tennessee
The Maryland State Central Com
mittee is firm in the belief that Ma
ryland will elect n solid Democratic
delegation to Congress this fall.
In the Seventh congressional dis
trict of New Jersey Il. w. Townsend
| (author of "Chimmie F'adden') has
been nominated by the Democrats.
ollie James, Representative In Con-
| gress from the First Kentucky dis
trict, has announced himself n candi-
date for United States senator to sue
coed Thomas II. Paynter
The last Democrat from Maine e
sit in the United States senate was
James w. Bradbury. whose term ex.
pired i'm 1853, more than fifty-sevei
years ago.
Aram ]. Pothier OF Rhode Island will
be unanimously renominated by tn
Republican State convention whicl
meets at Providence this month.
Charles +. Johnson. who will prob
ably be chosen to succeed Eugen,
Hale as Y. S. senator from Maine. ha
been twice the Democratic candidat
for governor of the Pine Tree State.
Wade II. Ellis, who was detailed
go 10 Ohio and become Presiden
Tafts personal representative at III
head of the Republican state Commit
tee, is said TO be slated for the ap
'
the new Court of Commerce.
An interesting political situation
= said to be brewing in West Virgini
In regard TO the reelection OF Unite
! States Senator Nathan II. Scott. A
though Mr.. Scott was renominated ;
the primaries by n large majority
is said an attempt will be made 20 d.
feat him in his legislature ny a fusiC
of Democrats and insurgent Republ
cans.
Vivian NJ. Lewis, the Republica
candidate for governor of New Jerse
has for several years been the lead
of his party In the second assemb
OF his state. He is the author OF q
Pure Food and Drug Act of New Je
sey, has done much work for the col
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-10-04

educators of the century. comes the
statement. that the public schools in
pursuing their policy of silence on the
question OF the social evil. have failed
utterly to attain any degree of sue
cess.
DIR. Eliot addressed his views TO
conference held in Chicago by the
Illinois vigilence committee, the Mid
night Mission and the American
Purity Federation. In one section of
his letter. he said:
In my opinion. the social evil and
the diseases incident thereto ought To
be publicly discussed. so that the feas-
ible remedies may be decided upon
and applied. / am entirely convinced
that the policy of silence upon these
subjects has failed disastrously."
In discussing this, the Lansing Re-
publican says there will be many who
will agree with DR.. Eliot. many who
will believe with him that false mod
esty has blocked the path To sensi
Bile understanding of the social evil
long enough. There wilLalso be many
who will disagree with him, disagree
most emphatically, and who will quote
innumerable precepts in defense Of
their stand. Yet there is no reason
for emitting purity talks from the
curriculum OF our publis schools, no
reason that can measure it's logic
against the fact that the social evil
! is increasing and that year after year
the coming generation go out into the
world prepared to meet il with only
the most vague understanding of its
dangers. Bring a child up in the
way he should go and when he Is
told he will not depart from it, say
those who oppose the plan which DR..
Eliot espouses. Their belief is that
the simple teaching of what is right
and the cultivation of mind and
morals to a point whore the best
things of life will take root quickly
lis all that is necessary to guard
against evil. But it is often as neces-
sary to instruct n beginner how n
thing should not be done as 20 in
struct them how il should be done
and in bringing a child up in a way
it should go" the work of pointing out
the evil roads would seem as impor-
tant as the task of pointing out the
good.
The defenders of the present me-
thod are apt to confound Ignorance
with purity of mind. No greater mis-
take could be made Purity does not
consist of ignorance of evil but of tho
strength to avoid that which is known
to be evil.
The time is not far distant when We
will throw aside this unnecessary ret
icence over the questions that concerr
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-10-04
HAIR HEALTH
II You Have Scalp or Hair Trouble
Take Advantage OF This Offer.


We could not afford to 50 strongly
endorse Rexall "93' Hair Tonic and
continue TO sell it as we do, if it did
not do all we claim it will Should
our enthusiasm carry us away, and
Rexall 49, Hair Tonic not give en-
tire satisfaction to the users, they
would lose faith in us and our state
ments, and in consequence our bust
ness prestige would suffer.
We assure you that if your hair is
beginning to unnaturally fan out or
If you have any scalp trouble, Rex
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ness.
our faith in Rexall "93" Hair Ton
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ii on our positive guarantee that your
money will be cheerfully refunded If
/ it does not do as we claim. Two sizes,
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The Rexal store. Vastbinder & Read
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-10-04
Politics and Politicians
STATE and NATIONAL

is in sympathy with the progressive
issues of the day.
Efforts of the National Woman
Suffrage Association from now until
the November elections are to be CEN
tered on the campaign in four States
whore an amendment to the state
constitution to enfranchise women will
be voted on-Oregon, Washington, Ok
lahoma and South Dakota-and also
to the two Territories that will soon
be admitted to Statehood.
Sidney Anderson, who defeated
Jamse a. Tawney. the veteran stand
pat leader in Congress, for the Re-
publican congressional nomination in
the First Minnesota district, is a
lawyer who was almost unknown in
politics prior to his election as can
didate to oppose Mr.. Tawney Mr.
Anderson is thirty-one years old and
is of Scandinavian parentage.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-10-04

The Mining Journal fears that Mr..
discussing taxation before lower
state audiences, and, as it has re-
marked, IL is easy to get the taxation
problem out Of focus i'm the mind of
the average lower peninsula citizen by
laying too much stress on inequalities
in assessments in the mining counties
without jogging him sharply to q
realization of the fact that his owr
house also needs to be put in order
Unless Mr.. Hemans accents this lat.
ter point, he makes a sectional issue
even IL he does not aim to.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-10-04

past and doubtless will be made i'm
the future TO open the doors, but for
some reason. or other the bishops pre-
The presiding bishop. the bishop of
Missouri, is the titled head of the
House of Bishops, but a chairman is
elected and actually presdes. The
bishop OF Massachusetts has held the
position for two terms, and under the
rules is Ineligible for further election.
Who will be his successor is not
known.
The House Of Deputies elects its
president. That position has been
twice held by the Rev. Randolph H.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-10-04

The Issue in New York is clearly
drawn and no one will doubt that with
the Republican party lies a great adj
vantage. Bossism is the paramount
question; the domination of all New
York by Tammany or the triumph of
the common people the big issue. Mr..
Stimson, the Republican nominee, is
a man of brilliant personality and
highly creditable record, and as Col.
Roosevelt has said, should receive the
entire support OF his party and of all
free independent thinkers. Dix rep
resents only Murphy, and New York
has already had enough of it's self
appointed bosses.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-10-04

His head was literally covered with scabs
and ugly sores and his cries kept US awake
throughout the long night. ! had TO keep his
hands In gloves to prevent his scratching DIS
head as he was doubtless suffering from
burning and itching sensation, and was con-
stantly trying to put his hands where u hurt.
AT last when he was about three years
old, we saw an advertisement OF Cuticura ana
/ decided to try the virtues OF the Cuticura
Remedies. I bought ond cake OF .Cuticura
Soap, box OF Cuticura Ointment AND bottle
OF Cuticura Resolvent. used them according
10 directions and l am happy. to tell you the
little sufferer was cured In less than three
weeks. This was over n year AGO ana now
his head Is covered with fine growth OF
luxuriant hair. Strange TO. say. all those
unsightly sores did not even leave scar.
Mrs. q. o. Couyillon. Plauchevile, La fep-
ruary 20, 1910"
The suffering which Cuticura Soap and
Cuticura Ointment have alleviatsh amons
skin-tortured, disfgured infants, children ana
adults have led 10 their adoption N countess
homes as the purest, sweetest ana most 30
nomical treatment for eczemas, and othef
itching burning humors OF the skin ana scaip'
A single set Is often sufficient.
Cuticura Remedies sse sold throughout the civ,-
ized world. Potter Drug A Chem. Corp sole fropsr
Boston. oS-Mailed free, 32-pase Cutlevra b9oH''
-How 70 Care Tor and Treat the sem ana soap.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-10-04

New York jury has indicted for
murder i'm the first degree a young
millionaire who sent his automobile
crashing into buggy, killing wo-
man, and then driving on without
making any explanation or Offering
have a wide effect upon all sorts of Joy
riding.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-10-04

The fight pictures have come and
gone, and those who saw them now
marvel that so much fuss was made
over their exhibition here. II was a
very harmless show, and anyone who
would be demoralized by seeing it
would certainly lose all his morality
he saw a man slip on a banana peel
on the sidewalk.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-10-04

If you happen to meet a bear in the
woods don't shoot It. That's against
the law. II Bruin attacks you, just
let him maui you and then get him
arrested for assault with intent to do
great bodily harm.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-10-04

A Massachusetts editor observes
that every time Col. Roosevelt tries
to keep in the background somebody
pushes the background up in front.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-10-04

The first sporting editor on record
began work In 1873. AT last, at last
we know who is to blame for that
terrible crime which Mr.. Bryan hoi-
Tered 50 much about.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-10-04

Not much danger of hunters killing
more cartridges than the law allows.
=
It's difficult matter to set wen one,
as those who have tried it know.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-10-04

Your cough annoys you. Keep on
hacking and tearing the delicate mem
branes of your throat If you want to
be annoyed. But if you want relief,
want TO be cured, take Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy Sold by Eagle Drug
Store Calumet, Laurium Pharmacy
Laurium.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-10-04

Mr.. Murphy of New York, as the
central figure of a Democratic re
form movement" is not exactly i'm
pressive.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-10-04

The convention of "dry farmers
has nothing to do with the Prohlbl-
ton question, however.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-10-04

From no less an authority than DIR.
Chas. w. Eliot, president emeritus Of
Harvard University and universally
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-10-04

1t is said that King Menelek, who
died recently, is seriously i'll.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-10-04

WHO was allllCieu lof
about eight months With
sores all over his head.
back OF his neck and
nearly all his face. We
tried all kinds of remedies
without any relief. We
even employed a good
physician and ! am sure
he tried his very best TO
cure my poor suffering
little boy. But, alasi
Instead Of getting better
he went for the worse.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-10-04

Music Hall, Cincinnati, in phich the
convention will be held. Upper left,
Rev. Rudolph II. Mckim, D. D., OF
Washington, D. c., president of the
House Of Deputies. At right, RI Rev
Daniel S. futile. bishop Of Missouri
who will preside over the House OF
Bishops.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-10-04
UNS|GHTLy ERUPTION
ON FACE AND HEAD
Afflicted for Months Burned and
Itched = Used Cuticura and He
was Cured in Three Weeks
Not Even a Scar Left.

"As grateful mother. ! feel II my duty
TO thank you for the cure OF my little son
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-10-04

Cincinnati, oct. 1.-The approaching
general convention of the Protestant
Episcopal church will be held this
year at Cincinnati. The ses-
sion begins on Wednesday, October %
Heretofore the meetings have usually
oeen held i'm some church, but this
year they will be in Music Hall,
fine large building with good acous-
tic properties. The general conven-
ton consists of two houses, the House
of Bishops and the House of Deputies
the latter composed of clergymen anf
laymen.
The House of Bishops has a mem
bership of 104. The House of Depu'
ties of 500 from dioceses, and severa
moro from missionary districts.
The House of Bishops sit with CLOSED
doors. Efforts have been made i'm tn
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-10-04

the moral and physical. well-being of
our children and teach them 10
avoid evil as well as to adhere to that
which Is good
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pressive.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-05-06
New Capitol Not Big Enough.

State Dairy and Food Commissioner
j. @. Emery is disappointed because
the architect of the new state capitol
failed to provide special room for his
five chemists in connection with his
quarters on the ground floor of the
west wing of the new state house. No
one seems to know just how the over
sight occurred, but it was due prob
ably to the fact that most of the work
of State Chemist A. E. Kundert and his
four assistants has for several years
been done at the chemical laboratory
at the state university and hence in the
arrangement of the department quar-
tiers their needs were overlooked. The
oversight is particularly serious because
none of the rooms in or adjoining the
commissioners quarters can conven-
iently be altered and equipped for the
use of chemists. To do their work
properly the chemists must have spec
tally designed and modernly equipped
laboratory. 1t is probable that the
plans of one of the new wings yet to
be built will be changed so as to afford
Commissioner Emery and his aids prop
er quarters. The commissioner en-
tire staff now consists of twenty-five
members. Journal.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-05-06
See the Comet Now.

Your readers may be interested to
know that Halley's comet is beauti-
full sight to the naked eye now and is
easily seen with a tail five or six de-
grees long. No one will have any
trouble in seeing it with the unaided
eve, near Venus in the east However,
it must be seen between and $50 a.
m. to be really grand sight. It be-
gins to get light about that time and
SO is soon hidden. The morning dawns
so clear that Wednesday morning ought
to present a fine opportunity for view
ing.
The head, and necleus which is easily
seen in a pair of opera glasses, are
very marked and present an especially
interesting study in even a small tele-
scope The comet rises about 2:40 and
by 3:2O Tuesday morning when saw it
was we'll up from the horizon. 1t is
about ten degrees to the left (north)
and little higher than Venus.
r. w. ROBERTS.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-05-06
BRAY ON CONSERVATION.
The Oshkosh Assemblyman Talks to
EdgertOn Business Men.

The closing of the series of business
mems banquets of the season, given
under the auspices of the Edgerton Ad-
vancement association, was helu at the
Carlton hotel on Friday evening last
About sixty covers were laid, and after
the usual feast l.. E. Gettle, as toast
master, introduced the principal speak
er OF the evening, Hon. VIM. M. Bray
OF Oshkosh, whose address was upon
the subject of conservation of natural
resources. The speaker said conserva-
ton we hear so much about these DAYS
was no new subject and in the old
world more than a century old. 1t was
the pioneers of this country that nodded
an empire out of the wilderness. If
forests had not been cut off and the
soil subdued, the country could not be
what it is today
In an early day Wisconsin led all
states in forest products but that for
est fires had destroyed more timber
than the lumbermen had ever manu-
featured. The great need now was a
means to prevent the fires from de-
stroying what forests we have left. Of
the first Importance the speaker gave
to the soil problem and spoke of the
worn out and abandoned farms of New
England, which in some states amount
ed to 80 per cent of the original home
steads, whose soil had been exhausted
working towards the depletion of the
western states and the burning ques-
ton of today was how to commence an
economic saving of fertility-a conserv-
ing Of our natural resources. 1t was
one, too, that calls for the highest pat
riotism. Among other natural resources
for conservation he mentioned coal,
minerals, water powers and fish and
game
Mr.. Bray is devoting much of his
time now to a campaign of education
along these lines. He believes the
principal reason for high prices is that
we have lived upon nature up to the
present time and if conditions are not
to become worse we must conserve the
products of nature by wise use and
economy.
Hon. Geo. P. Hambrecht of Stevens
Point was present and gave an inter-
esting short talk. He spoke in gem
eral way of the unsettled problems be-
fore the people of today and said he did
not think they could be settled by ap-
pealing to passion and prejudice. Some
are so radical in their ideas that they
charge improper motives to those who
differ with them. But the sober, cam
did Judgment of the people would pre-
vail. 1t was important to elect men
that you have confidence in who are to
grapple with these questions and then
there would be hope that they would
be settled right