Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-09-25
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PRESIDENT Ripley is still reply
ing
QUEER HOW those railroad disas-
tors always run In lunches.
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If you haven't a place in the Mon
tezuma parade you better get busy.
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IT APPEARS to be easier to get a
man into the cabinet tha TO get him
out.
WITH CHANCELLOR Staab look
ing after the Marathon race it ought
to be right racy.
MIR. BRYAN'S latest paramount is
sue appears to have carried him clear
over the breastworks.
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EVEN THE plants ON the Mimbres
failed to pump any political expires
sions out of Mr.. Hitchcock.
THE FOREST fires are now blam-
ed on the cattle tick. The boil weeyll
has so far escaped suspicion.
RENO CAME near being destroyed
by fire. Reno, Reno-now just where
is that place? Sounds familiar.
so
ALFRED AUSTIN has written an
other poem and they are accusing
him OF doing it just out OF pure spite.
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THE DEMOCRATS are on the eve
of a great triumph. says the Hon.
Champ Clark. Been there for some
years.
4 GIRL wearing a Chantecler hat
was almost scratched to pieces by a
cat. when, oh when will these women
learn?
AN EXCHANGE very reasonably
suggests that they give the precipita-
ton Of avlators in the daily weather
report.
OYSTER BAY may congratulate it.
SELF on conditions which enable II to
enjoy a longer season than Beverly
can exneet.
SECRETARY BALLINGER has al
ready admitted his innocence, but he
is still waiting Tor the investigating
committee to prove it,
IF YOU WANT to be enrolled as a
progressive citizen, join the CONNER
eial club. 1t doesn't cost much and it
viii help you in your business.
THE LATEST is the explosion of
a big gun on the battleship Georgia.
Aren't these battleship accidents be-
coming Il little 400 numerous?
SANTA FE is going TO pave her
streets. Is albuquerque going TO suf-
fer this humiliation after the remarks
we have made about the Ancient?
MIR. ROOSEVELT says that on his
return he had no idea of taking part
in public life. He is the me American
citizen who felt that way about 1t.
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THE OLD soldiers at Atlantic City
declined to run amuck over the Lee
statue. Your average old soldier isn't
cherishing any fifty year old griev-
ances.
UNCLE JOE, we are told. swung
his arms, stamped his feet and shout
ed-and occasionally he smiled. That
smile is getting more occasional than
IL used to be.
DIR. COOK has been sighted In
Munich. Judging from the mou of
travel. indicated. Doc must have clear
cd w considerably more than the re-
puted 100000.
AN EASTERN New Mexico orch
ardist realized $4,000 off his apple
crop. why should the rest OF us
waste our time plugging along when
there is money like that lying around?
DIR. WOODROW Wilson perceives
that even the most Industrious citi-
zen could scarcely hope TO discharge
fully the duties of president Of Prince
ton and governor of New Jersey stimuli
t%aueously.
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KAISER WILHELM is said to have
just opened his fifty-first residence
and the editor Of the Springer Stock
man, who has evidently had harrow
ing experiences. says 1t must be an
AWFUL job for the emperor to keep
fifty-one cooks from leaving.
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SUCH Is fame. The Silver City In
dependent has the following-and no
more: Postmaster General Frank II.
Hitchcock a among the arrivals
here on today's train, he having come
through from Arizona. where he has
been spending the past three weeks.
He is registered at the orient"
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ONE GEORGE Curry talks rather
impolitely about the postmaster gem
eral. accusing him of "butting in"
Now II any citizen has heard MIR.
Hitchcock advising us as TO what TO
do he is asked TO step forward. 10
Mr. Hitchcock has dispensed any help
full admonitions he has kept mighty
dark about IL.