La Junta tribune., 1910-05-28

House wives editors and the stork
never get vacation. They work all
the time-so says Count Huianiski OF
the Ouray Plaindealer whose actual
experience and keen observation
make him an authority worthy OF ere.
dence.
The convention Of the Colorado
Realty Dealers Association at La
Junta last week was an affair Of
quality instead OF quantity. One Of
the local real estate men, with the
optimism peculiar to his profession,
had the arrangements committee pre-.
pare banquet for $50 just four
teen were in attendance from out
side points. Lamar Sparks.
Undersherif Jack" Deyine was up
from the county seat Saturday, and
called upon yc editor While he was
discussing what effect the rain would
have on bettering Rocky Fords water
situation. one OF the local preachers
stepped IN. aud when Justice Ed De
vine Joined the crowd there was more
divinity around the Tribune sanctum
sanctorum than We have experienced
for many day.-Fowler Tribune
There Is a divinity that shapes the
ends OF even some editors when the
exvlllage policeman is around
The La Junta Industrial Association
had a communication this week from
calling attention 10 the need of
guide posts along the road between
the two towns. II seems that the
recent fencing OF so much land by
settlers, especially in the vicinity of
Ration, has changed the road between
here and Trinidad 80 that the motor
list or other traveller is having much
difficulty. The county commissioners
OF Otero and Las Animas counties are
going to be asked TO assist in i'm.
proving this condition
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A bibulous individual with the
aroma OF Swiuk very much in eH,
dence. climbed into chair in Dillon
4 Moor.'s tousorial emporium one
day this week. The attending razor
wieldcr suspicioned some easy money
IN sight. and when his victim was
comfortably seated, with his blandest
smile propoundod the interrogatory.
what will you have this morn
ing?"
The victim thought he recognized
a familiar query and came back In
s,antor, with
Gimme shave and haircut
and have one yourself
ono OF our good farmers Was IelliI s
on the streets yesterday oonycrs.
ton he chsuoed % hear between
young boy aud Christian Scientist
II appeared that the Scientist came
across small boy sitting under an
apple Tree doubled up with pain. My
little man. what is the maltyr'' h.
asked Il ate some green applgs.and
oh. how ! ache" moan"d the boy
You don't ache, you only think you
do" answered the follower Of Mrs
Eddy The boy looked w la aston.
ishmcni. and then replied In most
positive manner. That's all right.
you may think 80. but I've got In.
side information
There Is 20 be- meeting At the
council rooms next Tuesday night Of
all business men and citizens OF La
Jun,s who are Interested In the La
Junta Industrial Association and
have the welfare OF the town at
heart This town should at least
show as much life a. Choraw. swins
and the North La Junta boosters.and
the proper medium through which to
work II the Industrial Association. The
Rocky Ford business Mems Club pays
their secretary tis5 per month and
Canon City has hundred and nifty
dollar man on the job. and what La
Junia needs is something along the
sam. line. II is time We were
waking up,
Decoration Day n known as Me
mortal bay In IN. southern states.
Tn. custom that led up to u origin.
atcd In the south before the clos.
nf the rIAll Mnr Early In tho AIMING