El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-04-11
FUN ON THE TRAIN
WITH THE SHRINERS
Some News as Told in
"Tiger Claws "A Kick
AhOIlt the Editor.


The, Tiger Claws, lei Mazda edition
OF The Ell Paso Herald" ennvened the
journey of the Shriners to the Cres-
cent City and will keep the travellers in
touch with Ell Paso while they are in
New Orleans. n. NJ. Walker, of The
Herald staff, is publishing the Claws.
Minus the FL Paso news wired from
here and published in the CLAWS" fol-
lowing are some of the locals" and side
comments:f
Doc. Brady, who is riding herd on
this outfit, says there will be a meeting
of all Mobiles and near Mobiles In the IT,
ger Claws end of the car at 1890 c.
H. time Doc. ds the big chief, so listen to
his words of wisdom for the unwritten
law applies His office is In drawing
room A when there Is not friendly
little game of finch going on there. SO
take your troubles to him. He is IT,
Crown and bridge work a speciality.
The FL Paso Kids.
Lower that's them-the FL Paso
kids. Eddie and Make in their nightly
sketch entitled Keeping the Car Awake
as Long as Possible" They have been
getting off at each station. sticking
their heads out Of the window and walk
ing through the Gays between times for
fear of missing some of the s35.15 worth
Its the hook for them tonight or off
they go at Spofford Junction. This IS Of
fetal from the big gun with the white
vest. The Ell Paso kids cut out their
mufflers last night and kept the car
awake with their comedy of old shoes
and suitcases.
YOwIs From the Tiger.
For Sampson windmills, see Kayser,
Ponsford and Moye.
Pete Kern has been on the train Is
hours. and has talked about Pete's park
only Is hours and 55 minutes of the
time.
1t is now about third drink time ac-
oning.
Who's Who, Why and Where.
Passing down the main cell house
from the wash house TO the mess hall
visitors will notice the solitary confine-
ment ward occupied by ]. B. Brady.
alias DOC, the dentist" A former tooth
carpenter gone wrong. Desperate char
acter and given to lifting gold and sill
yer. His cell mate and private banker
Is Winchester Repeating Cooley.
In cell No are two harmless ones,
Make, the matrimonial agent, and Flu
sive Eddie, known to some as NJ Moye
and z. Kayser
In the upper tier of cells in row three
is Crawford Harvie. given to collecting
laundry and returning nothing but rags
Pending good behavior he is under
sentence to wear one of his own saw
edge collars.
Pagoda Page, the man who is in for
life for picking hay ont of a second story
barn, is harmless when mot fed peanuts
or kidded about his size.
Pete West Lake Kern has a harmless
delusion about building a park in the
highlands. Talks of nothing else. Do not
disturb his dream.
J. J. Mundy, another of the inmates"
sold mountains for city lots and got
away with money TO burn. He was named
after Mundy Heights.
A Schwartz is held on suspicion of
trying to form 8 trust of the dry goods
business.
Johnnie Mershon is serving term for
violating the Jim Crow law.
Paul Toutsch. extradited from New
Mexico for presuming 10 run on a Demo-
cratic ticket for school trustee in a Re
publican district, has been permitted to
have the liberty Of the cell house on
promise Of good behavior.
Anyone in the car having valuables in
their possession had better hide them
In convenient places, as the Dallas and
Houston temples will join the party
Sunday and they have such taking
ways
A short stop at Galveston will be
made to allow the tenderfeet to see the
salt sea- (Joke)
Charlie Leavell was on the train as !
FAR as San Antonio. He had a roll of |
coin that would choke cow
speaking of jewels, that man Bishop |
from Harrisburg. Pa, has enough |
Shrine jewelry tied to him to start a !
second hand store.
BuFros Arrive (by Wireless.)
New Orleans, La, April S.-The bur- |
ros arrived in good condition today and |
are fattening up for the arrival of the |
pngrims Sunday night The society for |
the prevention of cruelty to burros has |
protested against Bob Page and Pete |
Kern riding the poor. little animals. |
tbob says he would rather walk any
way.)
At San Antonio W. c. Mccormack left |
the party TO join the hotel mems spe
cal en- route to Ell Paso AS G. A |
ne Is prince and too good a chap not |
TO De Shriner. Conductor j. B. Mott, |
a member of Anchor Blue Lodge No. |
4Z4, OF San Antonio, who has been in /
charge of the train since we passed |
oanderson, will also leave the train.
Adfos amigos
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