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The Forrest City times. [volume] (Forrest City, Ark.) 1871-1919, 1910-03-04
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when you want Perry D4ps Pam killer. as not hing
So as good for rheumatism, neuralgia and simi laf
asoubes 70 years In constant use. &c Sc and &c
The Forrest City times. [volume] (Forrest City, Ark.) 1871-1919, 1910-03-04

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
~ children teethins kofteas The Euras reduces In
hHnnssaon sllays pain cures wtnd COLT sc bos1s
The Forrest City times. [volume] (Forrest City, Ark.) 1871-1919, 1910-03-04

HAVE Just had a letter from a friend at Bonn
university, in which, among other things, he
mentions with a chastened JOY Che belongs TO
another student corps that the kaisers old
corps the Borussia has been suspended and
that the members wearing extremely
lengthy faces at being deprived for time of the
chance TO get their scars. Il seems that the Bo-
russia had imprudenty hazed Of their num-
Der Unfortunately for the corps. they forgot
that they were serving their military term under
military regulations and that in raging the OBJ
The Forrest City times. [volume] (Forrest City, Ark.) 1871-1919, 1910-03-04

THIN 20 minutes of Berlin is the little
suburb OF Hallensee Delightfully."- pie
llresque, il is a strong rival of Pots
dam as a favorite haunt for tourists
and pleasure seekers 1t is best
known throughout all Germany for its
The Forrest City times. [volume] (Forrest City, Ark.) 1871-1919, 1910-03-04

jet Of their dspleasurc they really assauiting
superior officer and defying discipline This could not be
brooked and the kaser-who has Just made the crown
princes wife officer grade
higher than her husband, with a 8
keen appreciation the jest that - 81
the prince "a IS al
The Forrest City times. [volume] (Forrest City, Ark.) 1871-1919, 1910-03-04
BERLM'S "NEW BREW"

Observation-Disclosures
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-05-12
THE PASTIME.

The pictures shown at the Pastime
last night were pronounced by many
to be the finest ever seen in Bruins
wick. Two OF the latest releases of
the ever popular Biograph. The Pas
time has become quite famous as the
only house that ever runs two of these
pictures tie same night AMI it only
costs YOU ten cents to gee them.
The program for tonight is equally
as good, consisting of two delightful
comedies and two dramas.
Electric lncoleS.
The Old Maid and the Burglar.
1t is hard to say which of the two
is the funniest. A laugh from start
to finish. Even the names suggest
comical climaxes.
Her Tea Party, melo drama.
The Dreamer, drama, hand-colored
Watch tomorrow's News for piece
OF news that will be good news to ey-
cry body Something new and spicy
and then interesting some.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-05-12
ADJUSTMENTS
THE GRAND TONlC1T:
VAUDEVILLE AND PiCTUSFS

VAUDEVILLE AND PiC y 4 ES
49,. -1-
-.
A oom, lete change of program of
vaudeville and motion pictures will &c
given tonight AT the Grand
Tonishto pictures are. The Call of
the Heart, romance OF the olden
days. His Spanish Wife. drama CT
far away Spain and a Family Friend
la screaming farce. All the above pic
tures are brand new and are bound to
make a hit wiz the patrons of the
Grand
Tonights vaudeville. Goodrich and
Iingham viii make a complete change
of their vaudeville sketch, new songs
and funny savings.
Miss May Muli2an will sing and
dance many new AMI popular songs
her work this week at the Grand has
made quite hit with the Brunswick
people and her new act tonight will
prove even better than the act earl
Ter in the week,
The Grand is just the place to bring
the folks and spend a most pleasant
evening why not be one of the crowd
and leave pleased as all the patrons
of the Grand do.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-05-12
What EVERYBODY Wants

Everybody desires good health which
is impossible unless the kidneys are
solnd and healthy. Foley's Remedy
should be taken al the first indication
OF any irregularity and serious i'll
ness may be ayerted. Foley's Kidney
Remedy will restore your kidneys and
bladder to their normal state and ac-
tiyity. Atlanta Pharmacy.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1910-11-12

Election results have been disas-
trous to republicans generally. The
tariff and the high price of living are
complained of generally and have
turned normally republican states in
to democratic. Old Massachusetts
and Ohio are electing democratic gov
ernors. Even Pennsylvania goes re-
publican by only 10000. Here at home
the initiative and referendum has
been popular enough to yin the state
for democracy. In Denver county the
republican ticket suffered from the
third party movement. All in all the
republicans have little to be thankful
for, except it be a sound castigation
which should set them in proper trim
for making a winning fight two years
hence. Continued power is not so pro-
ductive Of critical search for what
is best, as is such crushing defeat
as we have received.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1910-11-12
CAMPBELL CHAPEL NOTES.

Quarterly meeting Sunday next. At
the II o'clock services the pastor will
preach the first Annual sermon for
the Stewardess board At the close
Of the morning service will be the
presentation Of the New Communion
set. At 8 p. m. Rev. A. M. Ward will
preach the Sacramento sermon. All
the city churches and pastors are in
vited to be with us on Monday night.
We will have our great love-feast. You
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1910-11-12
CENTURY OF ACTIVITY.
New York African Society For Mutual
Relief Elects New Officers.

Relief Elects New Officers.
Perhaps the Oldest organization for |
mutual uplift among our people in the
United States. secret societies except
ed, is the New York African Society
For Mutual Relief, with headquarters
in New York city.
The society was founded and
charter issued to those forming the
nucleus to the organization in 1907.
During the antislavery agitation and
through the civil war the society rem
dered valuable assistance to the opera
tors of the underground railroad, and
also during reconstruction days. when
at times 1t was found to be quite un-
safe for many of our people even in
New York.
Edward V. c. Eato. who Is one Of
the best known men In the north
among members of the Grand United
Order Of Odd Fellows and in Masonic
circles. has been president of the soci
ETY. continuously for twenty-five years.
At the recent annual election OF off-
GERS Mr. E8to declined the use Of his
name.
The newly elected officers Of the 80
ciety are: President. Charles Fl. Ian
sing. vice president. Henry Cunning
ham; secretary. S. Williams. board Of
directors. William Russell Johnson.
chairman; William c. Green. Charles
T. Smith. James Conick and Vernon
G. Murray.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1910-11-12
PHONE MAIN 1905.

cannot afford to miss this great meet
ing. Rev. j. c. c. Owens, P. E., will
preach Sunday eve at s p. m.
W. c. WILLIAMS,
Pastor.
GEORGE WILLIAMS, Sect.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1910-11-12
eventeen Other Free Propostions---Read Them All

FREE an upright piano to any
Fraternity, Lodge. School, Re-
ligious organization. Labor
Union which furnishes IL
members to this club. siiH'
FREE a $3.50 new piano for $50
and little energy.
FREE another piano of the same
value If your piano is destroy
ed by fire.
All these extraordinary in.
ducements are given to men,
bers Of this club only.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
SllkMorm Gut In Snaln.

In reply to a Wisconsin inquiry,
Consul-General Frank d. Hill, of Bar
celona, furnishes the following infor-
nation in regard to silkworm gut in
Spain:
The raising of silkworms for busi-
ness purposes is confined TO the
warmer climate, where such trade has
probability of becoming remunera-
tive. The principal countries produc-
Ing silkworm gut, used in the manu-
facture of fishing tackle. are Spain.
Italy and Japan. The most important
center OF production in Spain is in the
Province of Murcia, where the peas
ants collect and sell gut to the mer-
chants, under whose care it under
goes a lengthy process of preparation
before being delivered to the market.
Barring their common origin, this
trade has no point of contact what
ever with the manufacture of silk, as
worms that are destined for one of
these purposes become entirely use
less for the other.
Prices in Spain for silkworm gut
(called sedaD vary from 81 to $40 per
1000 sedales or smells, according to
quality, and a certain amount is ex-
ported, chiefly to England.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
The Height of Kings.

A remarkable feature about the
physiques of reigning European mon
archs is that they are nearly all
shorter than their consorts. King
George V. is several inches shorter
than Queen Mary. The German EN-
press is a trife taller than the Kaiser,
who always insists on the Empress
sitting down when they are photo
graphed together. Gar Nicholas II.
looks quite small by the side of the
Czarina. Alfonso Of Spain is a head
shorter than Queen Victoria Eugenie,
and the King of Italy hardly reaches
to the shoulder of Queen Helena. The
Queen of Denmark too Is a good deal
taller than her husband. Exceptions
to the rule are the King of Norway
and the new King of the Belgians. The
latter Is six feet two inches in height
and the tallest King in Europe.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
Washineton's Characteristics.

Washington was 8 feet 2 inches
tall and weighed about 200 pounds,
His strength was unusual, and for the
greater part of his life his health was
unbroken. The Father of His Coun-
try was not a handsome man, but
he looked every inch king, and it Is
said that in the moments Of his anger
he was terrible to behold. At no time
was he an inviting man. No one ever
thought of him as being a good fell
low" one of the boys" Always
desperately in earnest, he made peo-
pie feel his earnestness, and they nev-
er felt like "fooling" with him or be-
ing over familiar with him. II is a
fact, that he was an "aristocrat," but
1t is not true that he was a monarch
ist.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
Was Forced to Il,

"And this" said the young man
who was showing his country rela-
tives through the Museum of Art, ''is
replica of the Venus de Milo"
Gosh" said Uncle Amasa, "she
was a good locker, all right Want
never married. was she?"
mo, l don't believe she ever was"
81 s'pos. bein' armless and not hav-
in husband to hook up her clos, she
simply had to dress that way, no mat
ter whether she liked 1t or not"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
Toy Spaniel an Old Breed.

The English toy spaniel is undoubt-
edly one of the oldest and most popu-
lar breeds of pet dogs known. AS far
back as the days of Charles the
Martyr this breed was much priced
by the ladies of the court. In the
narrative of the execution of Mary,
Queen of Scots, indorsed in Lord
Burghley's hand and forwarded to
the court, 1t was recorded that one
Of the executioners found her little
pet "a spaniel of practically the same
type as those afterward known in the
reign of Charles H.. which had crept
under the folds Of her garments to be
near her, and which would not be TAX
en- away.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
HARD ON THE MouRNERs.
When tho Preacher was Carried Away
by His Own Eioduence.


Among the quaint and true stories
which Marion Harland has told in
her autobiography is an instance Of
plantation preaching. Two young
men happened to be present at a
funeral service held in a negro ceme-
terry.
The coffin reposing beside the
grave was unusually small, in fact
the witnesses agreed that they had
never beheld a smaller. Inspired by
the presence Of the two visitors the
preacher continued his discourse with
extra vigor.
Even de distinguished lives of de
two lustrious strangers what has hon
ored us by comm among us dis
blessed AFTERNOON to jine in our mo'n-
in'-what is they? And what are we?
And what is man BON O. woman. my
brethren? Up ter-day wild de hopper
grass and down ter-morrow wild de
sparrergrass!
Like de flower OBJ de cornfie', so
he spreads hisself like a tree planted
by de horse branch. Den de win
rises and de tempes' blows an beats
upon dat man-and whar is he?"
Pausing in mid career the preacher
touched the pathetlcally ridiculous
box with a disdainful foot. CAS- fur
dis t'ing"-rising on his toes in the
energy of his contempt-"as fur dis
ere itum-put de ting in de groun'!
It's too small fer to be argyin' overt"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
Selections
NEWEST FORTUNE TELLER.
Telephone Girl, from Glass Case, Re
veals Your Future to You.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

Telephone Girl, from Class Case, He-
veals Your Future to You.
The gypsy queen and the Hindu
princess who tell your fortune for
cent in the phonograph rooms give 1t
to you printed on a card. High in
glass case and life-size in form the
lady sits, with one hand outstretched
over an array of playing cards, and
when you have dropped your cent in
the slot in the machines base the
lady up above moves her hands back
and forth over the face Of the cards
before her and looks very wise and
then in a moment there Is popped out
to you from below bit OF pasteboard
on which you will find your fortune.
The newest of these fortune tellers
talks it right into your ear; she Is
called the telephone girl
Like the others, the telephone girl
sits, life-size, high in a glass case on
a pedestal containing the mechanism;
but the apparatus is somewhat differ
ent. Here you find arrayed, over
which the hand of the figure sways,
Jlt btilut ltig puI vi ploy ms SehA
but here instead of a raven perched
at the fortune teller's elbow you find
rising from the table in front Of her
the curved arm Of a telephone trans
mitter, which is placed at height
convenient to the telephone girls
lips.
At one corner of the base of this
machine is the slot to put the cent
in and on the other corner on the
customary hook hangs a telephone re-
ceiver. Drop a cent in the slot and
place the receiver at your ear and
There is trouble in store for YOU"
says the telephone girl, but don't
be alarmed, you'll come out all right.
Don't lean on others, but trust your
self and go ahead" and so on.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
White and colorsd Mortality.

Statistics show that the death rate
of the negro Is not far from double
that Of the white. For the year 1900
the rates. per 10000, were: White,
17S; colored, 299. colored excess Of
60 per cent, or as five to three. Ac-
cording to Surgeon-General O'Reilly,
in his report for the year ending June
30. 1903, the death rates of white and
colored soldiers were, respectively,
144 and PAL per 10000, almost exactly
in the ratio of three to five-a colored
excess of over 81 per cent, the life
conditions being exactly the same.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
Found Gold, Lost H;s Life.

The first man who discovered gold
in Australia was hanged. He was one
of the first cOnyicts transported to Bot
any bay, ard when he learned the
great secret he brought a sample to
show his success and was promptly
hanged by Governor Phillip for at
tempted escape.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
HUMOR
OF THE HOUR
Bridge.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

Bridge.
A Voice Over the 'Phone-Is this
Mrs. Tingler's residence7
The Maid-Yes.
The Voice-Is Mrs. Biddle there
Mrs. Atherton Biddle?
The Maid Yes, she's playing
bridge with her club. I'm sure she
can't come to the phone.
The Voice-Well just say to her
right away, please, that her residence
is burning.
The Maid-Thane you. I'll let her
know as soon as they finish the set.
know she wouldn't want me to dis
turb her now. Good-by."
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
To Make Il Fit the Crime

The old penalty of the trcadmill
ought to be revived for the speed
maniac. Constant motion without the
ability to get anywhere would be a
punishment fitting the crime, and a
taste of 1t might correct the impulse
to go flying through the public streets
to the great danger Of other peoples
lives and limbs
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
Rank In kentucky.

"Yes, SIR" said the Kentuckian, as
they sat by the stove. you can tell a
mans rank in this State thusly: If
you see a man with his feet on top Of
the stove, he's a gineral II his feet is
on that rail about half way up, he's
a colonel; and II he keeps them on
the floor, he's a major"
"Ah, yes" said his companion;
that's good as far as 1t goes; but
how are you going to distinguish a
captain or lieutenant"
Stranger, we don't go no lower
than major in Kentucky"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
A Whopper Of a Homer.

what is that, mamma?" inquired
small Brenhilda.
"It is a grasshopper," answered her
mother.
A few moments later the little girl
came running to her mother and said:
you made mistake, mamma; 1t is
flowerhopper."
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
Answered..

Some adiectives," said the teach
er, "are made from nouns, such as
dangerous, meaning full of danger;
and hazardous, full of hazard can
any boy give me another example?"
"Yes, sir" replied the rat boy at
the end Of the form, "pious, full of
pie"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
a Modern Mother

Mamma" said little Dorothy, 81
want some water to christen my doll"
mo, dear" replied her mother, it's
wrong to make sport of such things"
Then l want some wax to waxi-
nate her She's old enough to have
something done"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
The Old Old Cure,

A moderately fond father discover
ed his young hopeful reading a dime
novel.
"Unhand me, villain" the detected
boy thundered, cor there will be blood
shed!"
NO" said the father grimly, tight
ening his hold on his sons collar,
Not loodshed-woodshed.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
Bobby Knew.

A small boy, writing a composition
on Quakers, wound up by saying that
the "Quakers never quarrel, never get
into fight, never claw each other
and never jaw back" He added: PA
is a Quaker, but really don't think
man can be-"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
Tho Doqqer Bank.

The DOgger bank in the North sea
measures from east to west 1O5 miles.
while the greatest breadth is siXty-fvc
miles, tapering down to twenty-five
miles. The largest ships can sail over
the banks area with entire safety.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
Where Nerve Failed,

Judge-Prisoner, are you guilty or
not guilty?
Prisoner-Let my lawyer plead not
guilty for me, Judge. | amt got the
nerve!
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05

There was one man whose life
was perfect" said the Sunday school
teacher. What one Of you can tell
me who he was?"
Little Mary James hand went up
and the teacher nodded to her.
"He was mammals first husband"
she said.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
Red Stars.

Red stars have been found to be
more numerous than was generally be-
lieved, but they are usually so small
that only astronomers who possess
powerful telescopes are able to detect
them.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
Tha Gulf otreap1

1t is estimated thlt the amount of
heat which the northern hemisphere
receives from the gulf stream amounts
to fully one-fourth Of the total heat de-
rived from direct solar radiation.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
Juvenile CRATER.

Il saw you kiss sister last night"
ibid you, Bobby? Here's a quar-
ter for you"
Thanks. And then l saw you kiss
the maid in the hall"
Great Scott; Here's $5!"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
One Execution,

She-(Protestingly) That's Just
like you men. A man never gets into
trouble without dragging some woman
in with him."
He-Oh, don't know. How about
Jonah in the whale?
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05

what kind of a man would you
like for a husbandH"
"Oh, either bachelor or a widow.
or. I'm not particular which"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
Tha Ganna of Poln.

The Persians played ball on horse
back 1,JOO years ago. The ball was
banded about between the opposing
players by means Of long sticks, NAL
lets or rackets. From this game mod
ern polo has undoubtedly been evolved
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
Tha Conorata Eattlrshin.

A fort built on long. narrow island
at the entrance to Manila bay is called
the concrete battleship" because of
its shape and because it carries two
ships turrets, each with two twelve
inch guns.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
Tha Groshaak MeaNer.

In China the grosbeak weaver,
very small bird with very large beak.
IS trained to catch coins and other
small objects thrown in the air, and it
also performs other tricks.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
Alsska's Woodlands.

1t Is estimated that the total forest
and woodland area of Alaska is ap-
proximately 100,OOO,OOO acres. or about
% per cent Of the land area of the ter
ritOry
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
ChampaQne.

About % per cent of all the cham
pagne that is made in France is lost
by the bursting Of the bottles. Only
about per cent Of spurious cham
pagne is lost in that way.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
Our Linhthouses.

1t is claimed that the lighthouse es-
tablishment Of the United States gov
ernment is the most complete and Ell
cient in the world.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
The Kind II Was,

waiter, this chuck steak / ordered
is like wood"
"Yes, sab. Dat am wood-chuck
steak"
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05
Oldast Ranknote

The Oldest banknota is in the Asiatic
museum Of st. Petersburg. 1t was is
sued by the Chinese government and
dates from the year 1899 B. C.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-10-05

Believing the best Of a man win In
most instances incite him to do his
best
Washington telegraph., 1910-11-11
Must Have It All.

Richard Parr the diseoverer of the
sugar trust frauds, was talking in
New York about the generous reward
granted him by the government
Some folks thought was going
to get a reward of couple of millions
or so," said Mr.. Parr. They put me
in the lawyer class"
THE lawyer class?" said the report
er puzzled.
Yes, said Mr.. Parr, the lawyer
class. The Junior and senior partner
of a law firm, you know, once put
their heads together to draft a clients
bill
We've won the will contest for
him, said the junior partner, rubbing
his hands. Suppose we charge him
two hundred tLousand?'
Put the senior partner frowned
co oa, ,s Sud Hes worth
more ,uan that
Washington telegraph., 1910-11-11
w. j. JOHNSON & GO.

The editor of the Taylor Trot-
wood Magazine wrote to one of his
friends these words" You asked
me to notify You if saw an oppor-
tunity for safe investment, l
have it for you | never knew until
now what a good opportunity for Il
money making investment this
magazine afforded. You asked me
to let you in on the ground floor
and | am doing so "
This same opportunity is given
to all who desire to be stockhold
er and Life Subscriber to the Tay
lor Trotwood Magazine. One share
of stock (par value $lO) and per
petual subscription to the magazine.
both for $40.
Let lis have your order now
This opportunity rs limited.
Write:
Taylor -Trotwoood Publishing Co.,
Nashville, Tenn.
Washington telegraph., 1910-11-11
HOws's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars
reward for any ease Of Catalrh that
cannot he cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure.
f } CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
We the undersigned, have known
f. }. hruey for the last 10 Years,
and believe him perfectly honorable
in all business transactions and fl
nancially able to carry out any Oh
legation made by his firm.
WALDlNG. hINNAN Il MARVIN,
" holesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Hall Catarrh t'ure Is taken in
trrnally acting directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces of the
system Testimonials sent free.
Price Is ceets per bottle Sold by
all Druggists
Take Halls Family Pills for con
stipation,
Washington telegraph., 1910-11-11
I)RAB.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

Is the name Of German chemi.
cal, one Of the valuable ingredients
of Foley's Kidney Remedy, Hex
amethlenetetranine is recognized
by medical text books and authori-
ties as Il uric acid solvent and anti
spetic for the urine Take Foley
Kidney Remedy promptly at the
first sign of kidney trouble and a.
void serious malady.
Sold here at COLDS.