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University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-11-11
ROPER'S TIGERS TO
MEET ELI TOMORROW
Harvard = Dartmouth and
Michigan-Pen Games
on This Date Too.
PRINCETON IN FINE FORM
Navy Appears Strong, Not
Having Been Scored on
This Season.
PRINCETON IN FINE FORM

The preliminary season in the East
being over, and the field cleared for
the big games of the year, more in
terest is being taken in Eastern foot
ball. Because Roper, coach of last
years Missouri Tigers is coaching
Princeton Missourians are awaiting
the outcome of the e-Princeton
game Saturday with more than usual
interest.
The Yale-Princeton game is not the
Only important game to be played
Saturday. Harvard meets Dartmouth
on that date. This is the biggest game
on the Crimson schedule with the
exception of the annual struggle with
Yale. Pennsylvania meets Coach
Yost's Michigan team in the only big
inter-sectional game OF the year. This
is the biggest game for the Quakers,
as Cornell seems to be weak this
yea.
Pennsylvania in the Fight.
So far, Harvard, Princeton, and
Pennsylvania seem the strongest of
the Eastern teams. Pennsylvania suf-
fered an early defeat, but quickly re-
covered and has been playing in top
form since. Their 90 to defeat of
Brown would stamp them as the
| strongest team in the East. Harvard
beat Brown II to 0. but the victory
was not as clean cut at the Pennsyl
vania one. After the game with Har
ward. the Brown players said that the
Pennsylvania attack was much strong
er than that of Harvard and that the
defense was fully as good.
Harvard has been scored on but
once this season. This was tluke
touchdown by Cornell. The big Grim
son team has seldom been forced to
exert itself to its full power. Until
the defeat by Princeton. Dartmouth
was considered one of the best teams
Only a long run by Pendleton, the star
Tiger quarterback, won for Roper's
men. On form, Harvard should de-
feat their rivals from Hanover by
about two touchdowns
Yale has had bad year, being beat
en- twice and played to 0 to tie
by Vanderbilt The Brown defeat last
Saturday can mean nothing but de-
feat for the Blue by Harvard and
Princeton, unless there is a most as
tonishing reversal of form in the Eli
camp. At present it looks as if
Princeton should win over their New
Haven rivals by two touchdowns.
However the Yale fighting spirit must
always be reckoned with.
Prnceton's Opponents ScorIeIess.
Under the tutelage of Bill Roper,
the Princeton Tigers have had most
successful season to date. They have
reached their top form slowly, just
as the Missouri team did last year.
and on the eve Of their big game. they
are reported to be on feather edge.
They beat Dartmouth in New York by
one touchdown after one of the pref
test games of the year. 1t only re-
mains for the Tigers to crown their
work with the defeat Of Yale to make
them famous in Princeton annals and
classed with the teams of 1903 and
1899. Owing to the weakness of the
Yale team, this should not be as hard
task as usual. The Michigan-Pen
sylvania game should develop some
of the best football to be shown this
fall
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-11-11
STAR THEATRE TONIGHT
Matinee Saturday

See the Great Roussey's featuring
Onerita, the Girl From Dixie Land
at the Star tonight-the act that al.
ways pleases. A few new features
will be introduced tonight in oil ere.
tons. 81
No advance in price.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-11-11

the verse to prevent his wife being
buried with him. He wanted to he
free OF her in death as in life AT
any rate, the fact is that she was not
buried with him. but apart from him:
he had seen to that.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-11-11
To digg the dust enclosed heare.

To digg the dust enclosed heare.
Blessed be We man vt spares these
stones
And curst be We VI moves my bones.
Now, why did Shakespeare make
this peculiar request? No one seems
TO have seen any meaning in it, 1t
looks to he as if Shakespeare wrote
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-11-11
TO KEEP WIFE OUT OF TOMB

Believed Shakespeare Had Motive For
Requesting Peace TO His Bones.
When Shakespeare died he left some
lines to be placed over his tomb. Here
they are:
Good friend for Jesus sake forbeare
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-11-11

Let Alba 1. Fountain INSURE
our property. Five good companies.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09
$3.50 RECIPE CURES
WEAK KIDNEYS, FREE
RELIEVES URINARY AND KIDNEY
TROUBLES, BAckAcHE, SThAiN-
ING, SWELLING, ETC.
stops Pain In the Bladder, Kidneys
and Back.

wouldn't 1t be nice within q week or SO
to begin to say goodbye forever to the
scalding. dribbling, straining, or too ire
auent passage of urine; the forehead ana
The back-of-the-head aches; the stitches
and pains in the back; the growing mus
Gle weakness; spots before the eyes; yell
low skin; sluggisls bowels; swollen eye
lids or ankles; leg cramps; unnatural
short breath; sleeplessness and the de-
spondency?
I have a recipe for these troubles that
you can depend on. and If you want to
make a QUICK RECOVERY, you ought
to write and get a copy of 1t. Many a
doctor would charge you $3.50 just TOT
writing this prescription, but l nave II
and will be glad to send 1t to you entire
ly free. Just drop me a line like TINS:
DR.. A. Is. Robinson, XIII Luck Building,
Detroit, Mich, and ] will send 1t by re-
turn mail in a plain envelope. AS you VIII
see when you get 1t. this recipe contains
only pure, harmless remedies, but 1T has
great healing and pain-conquering power
It will quickly show its power once you
use Ii, so I think you had better see wha,
Il is without delay. I will send you q
copy free-you can use 1t n cure your
self at home.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09

From Wisconsin has come a wall
at the dense ignorance concerning
geography with which high and pre-
paratory school graduates come up to
the university. Recent tests made
by the department Of geology In first
year photography classes have de-
yeloped difference of opinion among
the freshmen as to whether the
Rhine Is in Asia or South America,
has developed an astounding lack OF
information as to the location OF such
cities AZ Vienna. Venice, Lisbon and
Hongkong, and In trying to tell the
whereabouts Of the Pyrenees, eau.
casus, Himalaya and Sierra Nevada
mountains and Mount Mckinley, al
most half missed two OF three out OF
the ave, says the Chicago Evening
Post. In fact, In the examination,
which included only such questions as
any fairly informed person should
know, only one-sixth Of the 103 fresh
mel tested were recorded as making
! satisfactory showing.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09
Time to Think Over Suicide.

He took paris green to commit sui
eide. Too big a dose to kill him. Emf
nent specialist happened to be called
nent specialist happened to be called
in, and started to fix him up. NO
use said paris green performer, I'll
do it anyhow after you have done with
me-" Doctor got mad. IF that's the
way you feel about it, you fool" ne
said, I'll not waste my time on you
Paris green performer much aston
ished and grieved. Well he said
give me "a hours to think it over
Doctor gave him "a hours and went
away. At the end of the time paris
green performer teiephoned: I've
thought it over and want to get well;
come and see me some more
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09

A young woman Of Brooklyn broke
i promise to her father and tried to
pass through the New York custom
house seven dutiable gowns she had
purchased abroad. Her very foolish
action cost the father about four
times what the gowns were worth and
the young woman was lucky to escape
severe punishment for her action.
Collector Loeb, who has been making
/ most successful wal on smuggling.
has served notice on all. men and
women alike, that severe penal
ties than fines will be imposed for
aagrant violations OF the law. In
spite Of this warning women more
than men are still taking a chance,
and probably will not stop until some
Of them are compelled to &c to
prison.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09
SYSTEM FULL OF.URlC kClD---THE
GREAT KIDNEY REMEDY CURED

Two years ago I was very sick and after
being treated by several of the best physi-
clans in Clinton, l did not seem to get
any better. / was confined to my bed
Seeing your Swamp-Root advertised, re-
solved to give it a trial. After using it
for three weeks, / found / was gaining
nicely, so I continued until [ have taken a
number of bottles. | am now restored to
health and have continued my labors. My
system was full of Uric acid, but DR.. Kill
mer's Swamp-Root cured me entirely. l.
am sixty years old.
Yours very truly,
w. C. COOK,
Clinton, la.
Clinton County IS.
On this 18th day of July, A. d., 1907
w. C. Cook to me personally known APP
peared before me and in my presence sub
scribed and swore to the above n fore
going statement.
DALE HI. SHEPPARD,
Notary Public,
In and for Clinton County.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09

The departure OF the United States
battleships which are to visit French
and English ports Is q reminder OF
the famous cruise around the world.
When the fleet is assembled at sea
ii win consist Of sixteen vessels. the
same number that made the earlier
trip. There can be no doubt of the
weIcOme that awaits the visitors. The
one regret In connection with the
proceedings Is that this showing OF
superb American warships will accen
tuate the lack Of an American mer'
eaptile marine.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09
OFFICIAL Census Eioursa.

Washington, d. c. - Population Of
Maryland is 1,294.450. This il an in
crease Of 10S.406. OF 3 per cent over
1.188.044 in 1900. The increase from
1890 to 1900 was 145.654. or IA per
cent.
The population of Nebraska is L.
1924. This is AZ increase of 1884.
or 11.8 per cent yer 1.066.30O in 1900.
The increase from 1890 to 1900 was
1880, or or per cent. The popula'
ton Of the counties containing the
principal cities Is: Douglas county
1884, compared with 140.59o in 1900;
Lancaster county. 1878. compared
with 64,835 in 1900.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09
MIX THIS FOR RHEUMATISM
Easily Prepared and inexpensive and
Really Does the Work, Says
Noted Authority.

Thousands Of men and women who
have felt the sting n torture OF tnat
dread disease, Rheumatism. which Is
no respecter of age. persons. sex,
color or rank, will be interested TO
know that 1t is n Of the easiest al
fiictions Of the human body to con-
quer. Medical science has proven 1t
not a distinct disease in itself. but q
symptom caused by inactive kidneys.
rheumatism is uric acid in the blood
and other waste products OF the sys-
tenn which should be filtered and
strained out in the form OF urine. The
function of the kidneys is to sift these
poisons and acids out and keep the
blood clean and pure. The kidneys
however, are Of sponge-like substance,
the holes or pores OF which will some
exposure become clogged. and failing
in their function of eliminating these
poisons from the blood. they remain
in the veins, decompose and settling
about the joints and muscles. cause
the untold suffering and pain OF rheu-
matism and backache, often producing
complications of bladder and urinary
disease, and general weakness.
The following simple prescription is
said to relieve the worst cases OF
rheumatism because of it's direct &C
ton upon the blood and kidneys. re
lieving. too, the most severe forms Of
bladder and urinary troubles: Fluid
Extract Dandelion, one-half ounce
Compound Kargon. one ounce: Com
pound Syrup Sarsaparilla, three
ounces. Mix by shaking well in . bot
tie and take in teaspoonful doses aftel
each meal and at bedtime. The in
gradients can be had from any pre-
scription pharmacy. and are absolutel,
harmless and safe to use at any time
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09
THEY GROW
Good Humor and C~heerfuIness From
Right Food and Drink.

Anything that interferes with good
health is apt to keep cheerfulness and
good humor in the background. A
Washington lady found that letting
coffee alone made things bright for
her. She writes:
-Four years ago | vas practically
given up by my doctor and was not eX-
pected to live long. My nervous sys-
TEN was In a bad condition.
But l was young and did not want
to die SO began to look about for the
cause OF my chronic trouble. ! used to
have nervous spells which would ex-
haust Tne and after each spell it would
take me days before could sit W In =
chair.
Il became convinced my trouble was
caused by coffee. I decided to stop it
and bought some Postum.
THE first cup, which l made accord
ing to directions, had a soothing Of
feet on my nerves and ! liked the taste.
For a time I nearly lived on Postum
and ate little food besides. ] am today
a healthy woman.
MY family and relatives wonder II
| am the same person ! was four years
ago, when | could do no work on ae-
count of nervousness. Now ] am do
ing my own Homework, take care Of
two babies-one twenty the other two
months old. / am so busy that l hard
ly get time to write a letter, yeti do
it all with the cheerfulness and good
humor that comes from enjoying good
health.
81 tell my friends it is to Postum I
owe my life today"
Read The Road to Wellville." in
pkgs. There's a Reason"
Ever read the above IetteFs A new
one appears from time to time. They
Interest.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09
500 Reward, 500.

The readers OF this paper will be pleased 70 learn
that there liz Mt least one drea1ed disease thet science
has been able to cure in all its stages. and that 10
Catarrh. Hairs Catarrh Cure q the only positive
being q constitutional disease. REQUIRES . %constitu-
tional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure rs taken IN
tcrnally acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system. thereby Destroying the
foundation OF the disease. and giving the patieGt
strength by building up the constitution and assist
ing nature In doing its work. The proprietors nave
20 much faith In its curative powers that they oner
One Hundred Dollars for any case that u fais 70
cure. Send for list OF testimonials
Address r. J. CHENEY Dc CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold by all DRUGGISTS. 75c.
Take Halrs Family Pills for constipation.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09
Triumph of Optimism.

How are you feeling today, uncle?"
asked the robust nephew of his aged
and feeble kinsman.
Pretty well, pretty WE'LL" quavered
that incurable optimist, my rheu~
matiz is bothering me a good deal and
my erisipilis is worse than it WAS yes
terday, I've got a slight headache and
7 went down to the dentist today and
had all but two of my teeth pulled,
but thank heaven those two are op-
posite each other"
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09
WAGNER, SOUTH DAKOTA.
CANDY SALES FALLING OFF.

This feminine craze for being slen-
der has knocked the bottom out OF
our business said the man In charge
OF q downtown branch of a big candy
Some men who were good
for at least $40 worth OF candy each
week never come inside the door now,
and when I see them trudging past
the store with a package OF fruit !
made up my mind their wives and
daughters or sweethearts have taken
q stand against candy. One man with
4 wife and four daughters, who used
to be a splendid customer, told me
the other day that he'd as soon come
home with a viper as with a 5-pound
box Of candy. although a year ago ne
used to buy two 5-pound boxes each
week, says the New York Sun. We
notice the same difference In small
sales to women employed in offices
There's not half the number of calls
for half-pound boxes, though our sales
OF sweet chocolate are always big
as lots OF business women nibble Il
instead OF taking a regular luncheon
The continual running In OF office
boys to execute commissions for the
stenographers and telephone operators
is getting to be a thing Of the past
and lemon drops are about the only
sweets these business girls will eat
Every mothers daughter seems to b'
dead set against gaining an ounce o
flesh, and until It's fashionable to b.
plump again l suppose we'll notice
this difference In sales"
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09
Benny on BenevoIence.

B~enevolence is a great thing. When
you have be%nevolence you cannot rest
until you do something to make other
people feel grateful to you. The other
day my mamma went up into the attic
to find a lot of old clothes TO give
to poor people who could moi afford tor
buy any clothing loI theA-seives.
While she Vas hunting around she
found a gold-headed cane worth $25
that grandpa had put up there IS
years ago, and forgot all about. Thus
we see, dear friends, b~enevolenee
brings it's own reward.-Benny.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09
Admitted.

Women already do a lot OF govern
ing" said Mrs. o. H. p. Belmont, the
brilliant suffrage leader, in an inter
view in New York. Men, ii they are
observant and frank. admit that.
AN editor about to marry was
asked by a friend:
'What prompted you. old man, to
propose TO Miss Dash?"
THE editor, who was. like all edi
tors, extremely observant and ex
tremely frank, answered:
well. to tell you the truth, ] thinf
Miss Dash prompted me more thar
anybody else"
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09

A thief who stole q gold spike used
% fasten the first rail Of a new rail-
road ii Pennsylvania found It was
only gold plated. Such base decep-
zion as this. resulting In painful NOR
tincation and disappointment to q man
acting In good faith. Is plainly repre-
hensible and comes under the same
category as selling q goldbrick.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09
Ancient CITY Modernized.

Tarsus, the ancient city in Asia Mi
nor, where the apostle Paul was born,
is now illuminated by electricity. The
power is taken from the Cydnus river.
There are now in Tarsus $50 electric
street lights and about 600 i%ncandes-
cent lights for private use.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09

All measures of reformation are ct
fective in exact proportion to their
timeliness: partial decay MAJ be cut
away and cleansed: incipient error
corrected: but there Is a point ut
which corruption . no more be
stayed. nor wandering recalled. 1t
has been the manner Of modern phil.
anthropy to remain passive until that
precise period. and to leave the sick
to perish. and the foolish to stray
-hile 1t spent itself in frantic exer
tons to raise the dead, and reform tbs
dust--Ruskin.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09

The difference Of $4,000 between
me first count Of Tacoma's population
and the second IL 9 OF the
mistake of too much enthusiasm in
padding census returns. Had Taco.
ma been satisfied with 2 modest ten
- fifteen thousand imitation 1t might
have succeeded, but this OVERRIDING OF
things Is generally disastrous.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09
BANK GUARANTY LAWS HIT.
Nebraska, Kansas and Oklahoma At
tack Validity of Acts,

Washington, d. c. - The attack
on the constitutionality Of the bank
guaranty laws of Nebraska, Kansas
and Oklahoma came to the front, when
attorneys for a number of banks in
Kansas filed a brief in the supreme
court of tho United States, attacking
specifically the Kansas law. The con
stitutionality Of the three laws Mort
ly will be argued orally before the
court.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09
AZ Time Passes.

Before you we're married you used
to send your wife flowers"
"Yes," replied Mr.. Meekton. Nov
1t takes a diamond necklace to make
her as enthusiastic as she used to be
over a five-dollar bunch Of roses"
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09
Memoria, for Julia Ward Howe.

Boston. Mass. - "A memorial paint
ing Of the late Julia Ward Howe will
be added to the portrait collection in
Faneuil Hall. The painting is to cost
$4,000, and the money Is to be raised
by subscription. John w. Elliott, son.
in-law of Mrs. Howe. has been com
missioned to execute the painting.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09
Federa, Estimates Cut "a Millions.

Washington. d. c. - A cut Of $14,-
600, 900 in the estimates of the rim
ming expenses OF the government dur.
ing the next fiscal e a was reported
to President Taft today as a result of
his ultimatum to the various heads Of
departments at the cabinet conference
yesterday.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09
Acme Of cautiousness.

Seymour-Young TIGER looks like a
cautious man.
Ashley-He is cautious; he's SO eau
tious that he wouldn't ask the pref
test girl in all the world to let him
see her home unless he had learned
how far away she lived.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09
Letter to
DR.. kilmer s. Co.
Binghamton, N. Y.

Prove What Swamp-Root VIII Do For You
Send to DR.. Kilmer & Co., Bingham,
ton, N. Y, for a sample bottle. 1t VIII
convince anyone. You will also receiVe
a booklet of valuable information, teIlng
all about the kidneys and bladder. when
writing, be sure and mention this paper
For sale at all drug stores. Pr1ce nifty"
cents and one-dollar.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09

The washington chief Of police be-
Iteves that wife-beaters should be
dashed. theoretically. this punish
ment, which exactly ATS the crime. Is
indorscd and recommended on oil
sides. Practically. It Is ignored even
where the law has put It ON the
stasute books. Naturally. the wife
SEATING goes on.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09
Gale Sweeps Coast Of Spain.

Corunna, Spain. A wild gale
caused heavy damage to shipping
along the coast. A coasting. vessel
ccpsized and 16 persons were drowned.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09
Peary Refuses to Talk.

Washington, ID. C. - Robert E.
Peary declined to make any comment
on the confession OF DIR. Frederick A.
Cook.
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09

when ! man = his " janitor he
~astes little time pounding IN the
espsst
The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1910-12-09
The Preacher-We tried a phono-

The PreaCn6f-W6 CrIeU a pHUHO~
graph choir.
The SeXton--What success?
The Preacher-Fine. Nobody knew
the difference till a deacon went to
the loft to take up the collection.
Weekly journal-miner., 1910-09-07
SAYS CHAPARRAL
 IS RICH GOLD BELT
(From Fridays Daily.)

J. B. Kelly, superintendent of the Harrington Mining company, recently incorporated, with interests near Huron, was an arrival in the city yesterday and left last night for Kansas City, Mo, and other East ern points in the interest of his en- terprise. MT. Kelly is capably rated in mine engineering circles. He speaks not only in flattering terms of the possibility of his eompany's interests, but gives a splendid re- view of what is being accomplished at other points.
 He declares the Chaparral district is destined to be one of the most active and productive gold belts of the county, passing this opinion on present operations on the Mount FL liott, Lelan, Ohio, MeCabe-Gladstone, Humboldt Consolidated, Grand Noun tain, Little Jack and other mines. Mir. Kelly is called East in connec- tion with important matters that are to be discussed in connection with the Harrington interests, mad expects to be away for several weeks.