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The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24

why do you have those stout rub
Der bands about the bills Of all your
hens? we ask.
Keep 'em from cackling, " answers
our friend, the hen and eggery own
er. when they find they can't
cackle they think they were mistaken
and lay another egg. Chicago Post
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24
No Substitute.

Accept no substitute for Foley's
Honey and Tar. 1t is the best and
safest remedy for coughs, colds, throat
and lung troubles. Contains no opiates
and no harmful drugs. Remember the
name, Foley's Honey and Tar, and &C
cept no substitute. Sold by E. T.
Whitehead Co.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24

1t expels all poisons, stimulates the
internal organs, cleanses the system
and 1,urifies the blood. Such is Hol-
listers Rocky Mountain Tea, the most
effective preventative and cure OF bad
blood, constipation and sluggish liver.
f. T. Whitehead Company.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24

The Hair-Cloth fa.-The world is
getting very, very wicked
The Cushioned Chair-1ndeed 1T is
I can remember when no table would
think of wearing a table cloth that
didn't cover it's legs, and now We
have one in the dining room that
wears only a centre piece Puck.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24
Every Woman will be Interested.

If you have pains in the back, urina-
ry, bladder or kidney trouble, and
want certain, pleasant herb cure fol
woman's ills, try Mother Gray's Aus
tralian-Leaf. 1t is safe and meyer
failing regulation. At druggists or by
mail 90 cents. Sample package FREE
Address, The Mother Gray Co., LIE
Row. n Y.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24
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A NiQht Alarm.

Worese than alarm of fire at night
is the metallic cough of cough. Care
full mothers keep Foley's Honey and
Tar in the house and give it at the
first sign of danger. Foley's Honey
and Tar has sayed many little lives
No opiates. Sold by E. I. Whitehead
C0OnaO
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24

Actor Ito his manager)-I've been
with you now three years, and
think | am entitled to rise.
Manager Certainly. Henceforth
you shall play all the parts that have
meals. -Fligende Batter.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24

Medicines that aid nature are always
most successful. Chamberlain S Cough
Remedy acts on this plan. 1t loosens
the cough, relieves the lungs, opens
the secretions and aids nature in re-
storing the system to healthy condi
ton. Sold by E. 7. Whitehead Co.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24

Samson's wife lamented the job.
Now he is blind and can't hook
up my waists" she mourned.
Thus we learn that treachery IS
punished even in this world. New
York Sun.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24
Would Have Cost Him His Life.

Oscar Bowman. Lebanon, KY, writes ::
1 have used Foley's Kidney Remedy
and take great pleasure in stating it
cured me permanently of kidney dis
ease which certainly would have cost
me my life Sold by E. T. Whitehea
Company.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24
If You are a Trifle Sensitive

About the size of your shoes, it's some
satisfaction to know that many people
can wear shoes a size smaller by sprink-
ling Aliens Foot-Ease into them. Just
the thing for patent leather shoes, and
for breaking in new shoes. Sold every
where. % cent.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24

Mr.. McNabber, says the London
Daily Mail, had just told his pastor
that he was planning a trip to the
Holy Land.
"And whites I'm there he con-
tinued, "I'll read the ten command
ments aloud frae the top of Mount
Sanai."
"Mr. McNabber," replied the min
lister, gravely, "tak my advice. Blde
at hame an keep them
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24

Never can tell when you'll mash a
finger or suffer cut, burise, burn OF
scald. Be prepared. DR.. Thomas
Electic Oil instantly relieves the pain
quickly cure the wound.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24

Don't let the baby suffer from eczema,
sores or any itching of the skin. Doan' :
Ointment gives instant relief, cures
quickly. Perfectly safe for child. Al
druggists sell it.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24
cron CORRESPONDENT

OF the 1855 county correspondents
who report crop conditions to the bu-
reau of statistics of the department OF
agriculture 1874 have served In that
capacity more than 20 years. One cor
respondent has served since 1861.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24

Constipation causes headache, nau-
lea, dizziness, languor, heart palpita-
ton. Drastic physics grippe, slcken,
weaken the bowels and don't cure.
Doan's Regulets act gently and cure
constipation. 25 cent, Ask YOU
druggist
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24

Flint-Have you any divine healers
out your way, old man?
Flyrte Have we? Say, there's a
young woman doctor next house
that's peacherino. Boston Trans
cript.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24
Nervous
Prostitution
For Three Years

CDR. Miles Restorative Merry
inc cured me of a period Of
nervous prostration of over three
years duration, and the Anti
Pain Pills are as necessary to
us as the roof of Our house.
They have been household REM
edies with us for many years"
WIN. J. LOUGHRAN,
1914 Catherine ST.,
Philadelphia, Penna.
Much sickness is due to nerv-
Gus troubles. Headache, dir
illness, epilepsy and insanity are
nervous troubles. Then there
is large class of disorders
which arise from a weakness of
the nerves of an organ or part,
as weak lungs, heart, stomach,
kidney, bladder, eyes, etc.
Dyspepsia and indigestion are
usually the result of nervous
disorders.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24

"Why do you refuse me an inter-
view, Mr.. Gotrox? l only wanted to
ask you how you earned your first
thousand dollars"
Excuse me, young man, thought
you wanted to know how l got that
last million. "-Philadelphia Bulletin.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24
Father-What became of that mis-

What became of that mis-
sionary society that you girls were so
Interested in a few months ago?
Mildred-It had g horrible ending,
papa. and we finally had to disband.
Do YOU know, as soon as we got those
poor people in the slums washed ur
and interested they insisted on join
ING the society themselves. Puck.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24

A Durham farmer was travelling 60
London to consult a lawyer, When the
fear struck him that he had LETT GER
tain important papers behind. ne
made hurried search OF his bag.
eff did leave those papers, re
remarked, 'I'm fool ]"
The search proceeded, and mo-
nent later he said:
81 believe I'll turn out I'm TOOL
Inst as he was examining the last
bundle of papers he exclaimed:
Well, I'll bet I'm fool y
A man on the other side of the com
partment lowered his newspaper tol
moment and said, slowly and dello
erately:
"Oblige me, sir, by laying a little
money that same way for me. Ill
Bits.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24

But what made you irritate her
father"
81 had to do it. l wasn't any too
popular with the girl until her father
forbade me the house. louisville
COurier-Journal.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24

The Way of the World. Patient
Those new teeth, doctor, seem tc
cut and grind my old ones q gooo
deal.
Dentist-Ah, yes; they cut the
ones not in their set.-Boston Tran
scriDt.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24
DEVICE FOR LIFTING LOGS
Continuance Consists Of Round STICK
Six Inches in Diameter and
Ten Feet Long.

This log lifting device consists OF
round straight stick, 6 inches in d.
ameter and 10 feet long, writes H. L..
Crockett OF Syracuse, N. Y, In Popu-
lar Mechanics The upper END Is
banded with iron to prevent splitting
and a ~ inch hole bored through 1t,
3 or 4 inches below the band. Two
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24

The Boy like red hair-honest,
| do. An anyway, your hair isn't SO
awful red. THE Century.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24
"pana what is faith 2'

Papa, what is faith?
well, my, boy, they say your be-
by brother sleeps, but I've never
seen him do it. Yet if | believe he
does, that's faith. Life.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24

"Well, you shouldn't be short or
discourteous. If it weren't for people
like me you'd have been out Of job
lon g ago. Washington Star.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24
Restorative Nervine

soothes the irritated nerves, and
assists the nerve cells to gener-
ate nerve force.
Or. Miles Nervlne Is sold by all cruo.
gIsts. Ut the first bottle fails to benefit,
your druggist VIII return your money.
MILES MEDICAL CO., Elkhart, Ind.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24

so you are bill collector said
the person who is careless about
debts.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24

Because you struck boy smaller
than yourself
81 thought maybe it was because |
am smaller than you are. Houston
Post.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1910-03-24

Johnny, do you know Why am
going to whip you?'
"Why?"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-28
lM Ll1TTLE OLD NEW YORK

did not know IL @an rented. but
y be- had rented q cottage 10 0alner
Nov behold shat has happened.
There are two cottages with green
blinds on the same street in West
Norwalk. and The same agent rents
both fis thought Gamer wanted
one. when GAMER really wanted the
other. and took the other Tho one
Gamer did not move into stood
empty because the agent told all
inquirera that IL vas rented
And nu@ Mr. Austin and the
other owner are each clam0ging
for 10 months rent. and che agent.
wha has been collecting the rent.
Insists that Gamer owss hlm for
bota houses. having rented one
and lived Ia the other. aud muai
come across wigh 200 iron ducats
forthwith.
Al ~ which eauseH Mr. Gamer
90 bold bis bros IN bis militia. and
cry aloud. a. one whn has amitten
~ mlmchance his thumb. with the
hammer hack 10 Mes York be II
coming They may have some
ruhs ways In old Manhattan. bat
the houses are all numbered aud
flcketed along the main thorough
fares. and whsn one pays ones
rent, one knows shat one pays for
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-28
SIROLLER'S COLUMN

ITS odd 70 note the pee,,,,.
preaaiona adopted By foys s,.si =
said a Hecoed Az. merehsa. s'''fs'
Stroller, and their fwlstlr~ = =
meanings Of common errs. Y =
OiieHilmeR. sAa'sA
One old man nearly loe,
me other day by bis ses ! 49,
ton. Aas4i&
lie was riding on q Js,n..
car, when a Balghbor a ~ -
and, noticing him. sat ner, J. :
saying How do you DOR ~
THE old man. 4 Huaslan -,
had but a limited Enxilsh ~ - Z
Larry lie recognized ne lss@a -
Of The greeting. howexey =
showed his appreciation b. =
friendly smile. ~
Then, because be fell a. il.
be ought % say somethlnz n
marked ~ y
Never mind. Never nl.a..
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-28
Nix on a Bigger House

Already enthusiastic patriots talking about AN enaa
Meaning OF course that with vVVuV
should have congressman IMAM o
make fail mRke-its laws ,o.o ~. ...,
the fact that each decade SINCE iS~e mas "
reapportonment Of the lower house ,,-.,.. 4,
fp1 lss0 Sc men uffeed national legislation IN
with the senate. of course =. ..--
membership raised 70 zoe ana the tihe % VS
census a further enlargement OF the rot
including the vacancies
for another representative not
specimens has do not represent
the OF the people OF the city
Detroit represent the interests pe@umao"
its present member does
allows congressman 70 eaeh
state FOR every $4,000 persons that state .
Al the taking into consideration the pig IN
population the apportoumen' would Es VS. h
$50 members. a.. wa,
% now
and the country At large h@
same time than two Of our average
for 0eee or 100000 voters
spear becomes Than TWO DIVIDING
responsibility -.-.
ing them easier. unwedy mAjoriues impossible
viii will DO with much OF the excess
oratory evils that heet legislative N
tenn n d b. the Inflated membership
system has done Nith excess eiy osee
the responsibility 10 few who may
be kept under searchlght of publicity ~ All times
proved a advance tn city government IN
American cities
Why?
spreading Of responsibility over
and therefore really
talk about bigger house but a BITTER one
another representative this state but let
Us for BETTER
We need them
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-28
OPPORTUNITY.

fThe following s0nnat -.
Opportunity" was wrgften s 60.
years ago BY Senator John ! t,..s
Of Kansas. II IL reprinted hs .,sA i
requeatb ?
Master " human destiniag awu
Fame. love and fortune On a. =.
steps wait -
Cities and fields ! walk. / ne.s...,
Deserts and seas remote aus -
ing by
Hoyei and mart and palace--s..
or late
| knock uubidden once At 49,.
gate
II sleeping wake--If feastlne -
before
! turn away. Il Is the hour "A 81,
And those who follow me 100
every state
Nortala desire. and conausy -
foe
Save death: bu, those who douhs /.
hesitate,
Condemned 70 failure. penury a.
woe.
Seek me in vain. and aaelesalv !
plora:
] answer not, and ! return no naa
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-28

Nkw YORK. Sept - Emanuel
Gamer IL a loser Hia loss. and the
odd nature thereof. causes MIR.
Gamer 20 hold bis bead and cry
Ouch" a. one who has sroaden
on the outstanding tack with barred
fnut
Gamer belongs tn New York. bat
he Jared forth into the suburbs
with hts family some 10 months
ago To West Sorwhis. Conn. be
hted. snA there they eapisd beau.
tiful cottage win green blinds A
renting agents sign saa displayad
and 20 the hwent Gainsr wwnt
= waut to rent that pretty cot.
tagp witb ths green blinds" he
said What he the pFlcaf+
Twenty five month. replied
the aseus can the houneH la West
NuFwaik are SIS musth. hut
aagaeF did NOS hunw that
So Gamer gave the agent So.
aud moved into the cottage wgth
the green blinds. and lived there
10 months
Iuaf lately there came home from
Europe Harold Austin. and found
the Gamers living 10 bis cottage
he had uut heard II vas rented.
and hurried 10 the agent. wAo also
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-28
OBSERVATIONS
aIo INTERESTS shriekcd when Tawuey felll


MAYBE MAX wAeOALL thinks Johnny Clancy making
Roycrot book
mule Oh ea oo s5iss sas been seen 70 A'na sun
MR. ace eeusss has some interesting
ions concerning Col Roosevelt
PINK euFf legal aP9soiesshp seems to be requisite to
WHITE GIRLS who want to marry japanese
20 their and look around
DENVER hiebwayman took an 3he clothes on three men vic
Tins Must be some Colorado politician
PULLING HILLSIDE chestnut. GU, Of Red Light fires
nice occupation for any Y NJ G. A. member.
SPECTACLE Jim Conway investigating graft Is
enough to make the Welfare League laugh
people viii be refreshing novelty ii washington
SAY s.s sss s + s s P pss s g body
HUH Capt got fired out Of the army saying
things the Don't brave the armyf
what o." said Uncle Joe asked to Join VAUDEVILLE show
means ieli' Was i ven bell -
RECALLING MAYOR GU ought to be fine exercise
zens who have been suffering from fatty degeneration OF the udg
SOMEBODY tell Champ CLARK Who has elected himself speak
Of the next house not to burn all his haeaiah powder before
taught Joe something
about himself anyhow.
ILLINOIS republican convention Saa dare mention lqos
Cannon iorineri + Bal Sori"'''
Every phone 10 have a meter keeping tab flow Of CAB
you her make date when greet
her. click click click Will 80 the meter.
cohHEcTcuTs republican convention taffed Taft and
slapped Roosevelt hnR somebody will only Teddy
enough he stands
RoTHsARTH the young fellow who plucked New York bank
the easiest picking"
sgnders yes really honest pick Funny
isn't ~ Ever notice III
MRS. C. M FREEHousE r A. formed suicide
She's dead and well. There wouldn't
Of business require
their male partners do the suiciding first
Seattle zest pork he en-
In out
bygone earthly scenes now he knows
what might
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-28

JOSH WISE SAYS

while etandln' on a bari 10
watch IN X. Of q. parade, Mort
popbottle fell In with TN I'D. He
felt so small he wux able ter crawl
out through tn bunahols."
The nurse was on the witness
stand
Didn't the doctor make several
calls after the patient was out Of
daDger7" asked the lawyer
mo. sir. said the nurse. II con.
sidered the patient In danger as
long aa the doctor continued %
call
The late Chief Justice Fuller left
an estate valued al $4,000
= cant see any speed 10 that old
motor Of yours"
why. man alive. I've been ar
rested sir times In a."
"Oh. for blocking traffie7"
A nanitafiun fer eonHumptivea
10 to be erected in Bombay as a
memorial TO King Edward.
your BIN Is 800. said the doc
tor
You've missed your calling. old
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-28
High School Girls May Boycott Picture Hats
and Costly Gowns and Return to Simple Style

"Glyo me- back me che.e.e.lid"
The old melodramatle cry of the
stage Ia taken up By mothers OF
Seattle. who realize that their
daughters who should be little
school girls have acquired the
styles and ways OF young women.
Give me back my child"
Whereas. school girls used TO
wear simple dresses aud plain hats.
with their hair braided down their
backs. they now appear IN $50
sowna." picture hata and putfa
and rats
Il isn't an impossible recollection
when freshman high school girls
went Ga school in fresh. atarehed
sack" aprons.
Mercy. wouldn't that shock folka
nowg Nobody but girls Ia reform
schools war them in this year Of
grace 1910.
fut the Seattle hlgh school glfla
have gone IN such extremes IN the
matter Of ffeaa that mother of
two sophomorea appealed 10 Cyn-
thia Grey. asking for an agitation Of
the question. aud suggesting a
school uniform. Not any such ant
form a. IL pat on girls IN reform.
atory. but Just a simple suit and
hat
The mother 81 wealthy senior
glrl wrote Ia reply and agrees with
the suggestion OF the aophomoro'a
mother
Their plan IL this Tailored
blouse suit OF blue serge. felt hat
trimmed only in the school eolora
Could a school girl look swestar
and more girliah ia anything than
that7 She wouldn't look ike
convict. would ahof There isn't
anything about such n uniform" q
make girl want 10 escape. IL
thereF Moreover. il Is absolutely
correct style
VIVA, Australian Thought
The other day a school lnspec-
Tor from Australia waa visiting the
Seattle schools
liow old are those girls ?" be
asked Superintendent Cooper
About IS and 10" replied the
superintendent; they are second
year girls
They look like young ladies.
commented the Australian. = don't
Ike a."
4 don't. either replied superln.
tondent Cooper. but that's Amer.
lea
The high school girls dress has
got on the nerves 81 business men
OF the towu. A club OF about $50
men have appealed 20 represents.
lives ~ Nomen'H organizations 20
see whether some wave 81 influence
can be act IN motion that all aWeep
out all this extravaganza Of styls
and dress
superintendent Cooper fayoFa a
reform but he thinks g can better
be- effected by Influence than lesla.
iatl0u. BE thinks IL would b. a
mistake Cor the school board 10
pass rules requiring 4 certain atyle
of dress Hp would rather asa the
girls own good sense aHsnFt ltmaig
Principal Gelxer ~ the Broad wnY
hiEh school says @hltn there has
been much extravaganza IN the
dress uf high mchuol girls. he thinks
there u a decided Improvement.
and that the spirit ~ simplicity Is
growing among the Kfria
AZ che Broadway school every
Girl ln The high school il eligible
To ne Girls club I, iu the avowvd
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-28

purpose 81 the club to DO away xith
fashionable gowns and eolffnrca.
and to promote simplicity Of dress.
4of course anme girls atlll dress
fooliahly.~ said the secretary ot the
club. but I think We aFn tmpFuv.
Ing
Something's going 10 happen
Tho cry. Give ma back my
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-28

child la going 10 be heard
SEINE 81 thvae days All the school
girls Viii be repeating
backward. turn backward. o. time.
ia your flight,
Stake me a child aKaia-uniil I'm
through school
That's poor poetry bot It's mighty
good sense
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-28
STAR DUST

man" said the patient "You ought
10 have been nerve specialist"
The attendance at German uni.
versailles grows more rapidly than
the ratio Of population.
The frost ia on the pumpkin.
The folders ia the shock.
Almost another year 10 walt
For another crop Of book
The New York bureau Of weights
and measures hsa an exhibit a.
Madison Square Garden where the
names Of ufocsrs and butchers aus
peeted Of dishonesty are made pub
lie.
The Chinese have q flower which
IL white at night and red during the
day.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-28
COME TO THE GATLIN INSTITUTE, NOW!
In THREE DAYS You Win Be Perfectly Cured of the Drink Habit
and All Those Symptoms Which Seem o Require
Liquor Medicine" VIII Disappear

IN go MAN afford lquor-paiculary business or pro-
i'm tessional whose and possibilities OF
III MI pend STRONG BRAIN 5
Nj ready for business whisky brain and
a bright and capabebut isn't; all The feeling OF
aertness ambition is hrtyed STIMULATION
that weakened and paryzed by the ndous
POISON OF ALCOHOL Under the guidance OF dne
business the world will aexecuiye ability Lack
ing.
Why does drink of liquor nerves?
Why do need "queting'7
OF drinking All these have been Furnishing the
possible kind punishment
MAND alcohol and will be SUBDUED md
them subsection by additional
when the vital body will
well for anticipate the by NOW
The Gatn treatment the drink habit all the
evils resulting from alcoholic poisoning THREE
Rod would be supuou by driving every Of alcoholic
from the system thus doing with the CAUSE drink
and nervedenand for liquor All
the accumulated posonthe CAUSE is sodup
There hypodermic
of
the Gatin treatment with perfect safety.
YOU your friend empoyeqny
ment the atln Institute under plainly legal
CuE to be effected THREE DAYS.
and he
OF the third day and treatment shall NOTHING nst
drinkers have been cured with failure perfectly
appointed
ne atn Home treatment for those who conveniently
the institute for three days II carries practically the only
change being one to protect against
Cali books
nation 49, Queen Anne Avenue Seattle local telephone
Queen Anne 229; Ind 7193
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-28
A SEASIDE Ecno.

Side by side they were sszias :
the shining sands.
Look, she exclaimed. ArAs.
goes that Gotrox girl with Cours !.
Macaronii Did you ever NEE J
count In New York :"
No. replied the young mn /,
the summer scene. Il shave n
self"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-28

m WWIUN nun NHH FWWN FHI WVFNt W"fFs y"
angrayo Il.
n success is 20 be measured by dollars.
II the chase for money Is the true atm OF
humanity. and It's highest deAtlny. then OF
an places IL should be craven deep on that
one shaft whore II has never yet been
placed the tombstone.
M marble shaft raised In reverence,
love. pride or sorrow, has yet borne dol
lar mark.
Every other standard ~ worch-~save
that OF weaith-finds It's place there, Upon
tho white stones. defying Time. Is written
every other tribute 90 the lives OF men -
their Kindness. their fidelity to duty, their
love OF family. their prohty and their ihteg'
rity. And yet. dashlug along this broad
oad OF life which must lead to the com.
aon goal humanity seems 90 be posseased
L. -. ~ m
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-28
DESCRIBING A BARBER.

Atiles What kind of barber Is
that new man on the cOruer7
Caliernon Well. sir. n be ahayes
you. you won't know there's 4 razor
passing over your face
Aiilsa-.~Ia that Bo7
Cslierson--Yen. sir. you'il think
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