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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-05-05
PHARMACISTS IN
MANY SESSIONS
CONTINUED from Firs, page,,


terested in It's contents. The Phar-
macopoeia liz revised every ten years,
and this is to be done at the United
States Pharmacopoeial convention to
be held in Washington next week 1t
Is on account of this coming revision
that such an active interest Is being
displayed in the discussion now being
held here The Pharmacopoeia Is of
80 much Importance and affects so
many different classes OF people that
druggists, pharmacists, lawyers and
men N other professional lines take
an active interest I'm Its revision
Practically all those present at the
session OF scientific papers wished to
be heard on the subject OF the Phar-
macopoeia. and this circumstance pro-
iongec the meeting far beyond expec-
tations. All State Pharmacy associa-
lions appoint three delegates to attend
the United States Pharmacapoeical
convention, and these delegates, dur
ing the convention, will appoint a
large committee to revise the Pharma-
copoeia and submit 1t for adoption.
When the long discussion Is over the
section on scientific papers will pro-
coed with the remainder OF its pro-
gram, which consists OF large num-
Der of papers bearing ON the most txa-
portant question OF pharmacy.
Pharmacy Boards.
During the session on education and
legislation In the auditorium, the SEES
sion of the National Association of
Pharmacy Boards was being held In
another room. The first meeting of
tho session was held Wednesday
evening. when the roll was called by
States and "a committee on credentials
was appointed
At 10 O'Clock Thursday morning the
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-05-05
SOLONs HOLD SESSION
ON HOW To COOK FISH
Somewhere on Lake Drummond,
Virginia State Senators Are
Emulating Walton.
Especial to The Richmond Nirginian)

Especial to The Richmond Nirginian)
NORFOLK, VA. May 5.--Some-
where on the calm surface OF Lake
Drummond ride several staunch craft
in which are seated the mem beers OF
the Virginia Senate. This body OF
lawmakers are in session--an earnest.
determined segstoa--not that OF
enactiEg statutes that are seldom OBJ
served. but they are solemniy engag-
ed In catching fish and eating them.
Yes, the fish are being fried right
on the banks OF the lake and passed
to the lawmakers In their boats, The
word "Tish" Is intended to convey the
impression, of course. that some
were caught If no fish were caught
there was no eating session on the
banks OF the lake. but some OF the
senators are declared to be expert
fishermen, and can tell some good
stories. The entire party is the guests
of State Senator john A. Lesner, OF
Norfolk county,
The lawmakers got in yesterday,
and In the afternoon enjoyed II
luncheon at the LynnhaVen hotel,
that was real thing, Senator DICK
Others were put on the gridiron
telegram WAS read from him in which
he stated that ne was detained in
Richmond on the new job Governor
Mann gave him, and that he would
clear 1900 out of 1t,
Others were put on the gridiiror
and the affair proved one of the mos
A,leasant of its kind ever held here
These in the party include. Senator
george H. Keexeil, Edward Echels
Don r. Haisey, a. r. Lincoln, w. +
Kent. f.. +. Holland, Saxon w Holt
J. j. Owens, George r. Rison, John NJ
Hart, e. G. Foxes and Senate ClerS
Marshall Il. Booker, who will keeI
the record OF the number Of fish
caught, chickens consumed and tht
uuanity OF ''lithia' IT requires u salts
~ the thirst OF gathering OF law
makers such as are in this victnit,
at this time
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-05-05
AND NOW ALDRICH
DESERTS THE SHIP

WASHINGTON, d. c.. May b.-Sen-
ator Aldrich has flown. and as the
president Is still flying. the "ex-good
ship railroad bin" entirely skipperless
to-day, Is drifting In circle, The
reform cruisers are respecting the
helpless condition OF the dereiict and
It Is expect that no hostile shot. will
be fired until next week.
The Rhode Island leader started for
home last night. Conjectures as 10
his mis- sion are various. Politicians
in the Senate believe he has gone to
look to the arrangements for the cleo
ton of his successor. Anyhow. the
senator will not return until Tuesday.
When Aidrich departed he exhorted his
lieutenants to 10 everything possible
to eietige vi fna1orisy Of the isenate 10
the support OF the presidents meas
ures- The regulars claim to have
forty senators in line and they are
working hard to get the other seven
needed for majority.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-05-05

NEW YORK. May S.--Tne cotton
market at the outset was quiet, I
points lower to s points higher. Altar
the call trade became more active Q
good demand for July and October
springing up. advancing those posi-
tons sharply. Bun interests again
gave active support to the near
months and 1t was understood thai
arrangements had been made to ship
ITO. coo bales from the local stock
Cotton prices at the opening were
as follows: May. siI.sf 0s6; Juns.
$3.50 offered. July. 1i4.ss070: Au-
gust. tf40sa 10; Septembcr, $i3.130
II; October, si2.T207s: Noyemhefs
st2Ss16s: December, 312k40bss
January. $13.511s1: March, tiz.se.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-05-05

Maria ee licenses were Thursday is
sued In the Hastings Court to the fol-
lowing:
Mr. William Bloxton and Miss An
ME NJ. Davis.
r. Dowdy.
Roth marriages took place Thursday
afternoon.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-05-05

BrkdSSreoN Saturday VII 6Ay TO-
Richmond and vicinity.
Trade conditions generally are
about as reported last week. ~ =
whole weather conditions have been
unfavorabie for active trading aAd
practically all cropa are backward
principally on account OF cool weather.
Dry goods are quiet Wholesalers Of
shoes and rubber goods report favor
able trade conditions and fair orders
for fall shipments Produce II fairly
plentiful and In good demand. To-
bacco manufacturers are especially
active, some houses report the largest
trade In their history. pYuga are
active Retail trade II quiet and col
lecttons are slow.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-05-05
NO Discuss Fire Was,e.

Mr. Franklin III. Wentworth, secre-
tary of the National Fire Protective
Association, will deliver an address
In the assembly hall OF the Chamber
of Commerce Friday night before the
field men and agents of Richmond.
He will confine himself chiefly 10 a
discussion of fire waste and its proven
ton.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-05-05
TWO CONTRACTORS PAY
MORE To HODCARRIERS

Mr.. w. J. Ready has given into the
union hodcarriers. and has advanced
their pay from rs cents an hour, to
30 cents. Contractor John r Powell
who has several houses under con-
struction. Is also paying his men 80
cents an hour, but the additional S
cents Is being made up. 1t Is under
stood, by the parties for whom the
houses are being built
There are about $50 hod-carriers
in Richmond belonging to the union.
They are all colored
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-05-05
REPORT MINERS MARCHING
TO GUST STRIKE BREAKERS

DANVILLE. ILL. May b.-Reports
reached here to-day that 500 miners
are marching to the Southwestville
mines to drive out men who have re-
turned to work there since the strike
was called. The sheriff has summon
ed all his duties to prevent rioting and
trouble IL feared
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-05-05
FALL OF ELECTRIC WIRE
CAUSES DLMORALIZATION

Police. telephone and telegraph
wires all over town were put out of
commission Wednesday evening by n
big electric light WIRE which felr near
the corner OF Fourteenth and Cary
streets.
A big force of electricians is at
work, however, and before night all
the wires will be in working order
again.
No accidents or damage resulted
from the wreck of the system.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-05-05
COOL WEATHER BRINGS
FAVORABLE CONDITIONS

MARKET PAGE
Cooler weather brought about fsv.
orab,e conditions In the Cary street
produce market. which opened Arm ana
strong Thursday morning.
Though but in small demand tho
price of turkeys went up several centes
The quotation given on I've hens 70.
mains the same.
A slight raise In the price Of sgxa
was noticed.
The following quotations are oAse4
on actual sales:
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-05-05
CATTLE MARKETS.
RICHMOND LIVE STOCK MARKET.
tSales at Union Stock YArds.)
h. Il r "a a

Rfchmond, va. May 8. 1916.
Report OF the live stock market for
the week ending May 2.
Receipts--CAttle, 267 head: calves, 1873
head: sheep, l6S head. hogs, 17s head.
Best steers, 7c.; lot OF prime cattle,
7Ac.; medium to good. 6U6ac. COM
mon TO fair. 5G5Ac best heifers, eac.;
medium TO good. ~ Q6hc.; best cows,
6k G. medium to good. An 06c common
to fair. Sh@aNc.. bulls. Az Q6Ac.
Cows and calves. s2sG $500 per head.
lambs. To-. medium 10 good, 5hQshc.;
common. an @Sc.; sheep, 40 &C.; spring
lambs. so lie: best hogs. $40: sows,
stays and light hogs, SG9c.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-05-05
Large Duty COLLECTIONS.

More than $1,000 in duty was col
lected Wednesday at the United States
customs house one of the largest days
business in the history of the Rich
mond depot. This was brought about
by large receipt OF burlaps
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-05-05
Mr.. Nance Calls.

Sheriff John Nance. of Charles city,
called at the auditors Office to make
some financial returns Thursday Sher-
ir Nance said he believed the race
between Representatives Lamb and
Judge Wickham for Congressman from
the Third district would be interesting
and perhaps close
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-05-05
Gcorge ~. CatIeft.

Mr.. George w. Catlett died at his
home, 500 Elm street. Thursday morn
Ing. He was stxty-eight years of age
and we'll known In the city. Funeral
services will be conducted from the
home Friday, and interment will he In
Hollywood Cemetery.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-05-05

BALTIMORE. MD, May B.--stook on
the wharves. Calves---Fafr demand for
small. fat veals. We quote. per III:
Choice light veals. sasiz: god veals, do.
8a8 " large and fat. per head, yl0a1h;
Choice calves from nearby points by
express. sA.
sheep and Lambs--Receipts OF spring
lambs now about equal to the demand.
We 48ae*a, ps- H., GHsfcS wsheop fat; So.
a5c, good. per head. s7.60a3, fnferiof,
do, sIa2: old bucks. 3MaS, according to
quality ant condition. Spring lanabs,
choices. fat. i0c.; inferior and poor thin
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-05-05

CHICAGO, ILL, May 6.-Cattle-Re-
cetpts Monday estimated at 5000 head.
Market foI15c. lower than last weeks
close Steers. s6.25--s,so; cows. S4.S5Q
1876, heifers, s4.26G7.ao: bulls. western,
$4,000. calves. $34S.60, stockers and
feeders. $5.7s47.0o. HoGs---Receipts es-
tinatad At 10000 head. Market steady
at 5 91oc. higher. Choice heavy. 1850
$40. butchers. $s25 geo; light mixed
els e OBS; choice light. $s,Ss n $40. pigs.
$685.: bulk of sales at y9.S00s, 40
sheep Receipts estimated at 10000
head. Market 100 fBc. tower. Sheen
s6.S G97.s6: lambs, ST.s6WS.s0: shorn
lambs. eli q 1900.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-05-05
FOUR MONTHS ON ROADS
ON CONVICTION FOR ROBBERY

In the Hastings Court Thursday
Limos Haskins, colored. was sentenced
TO the roads for four months. He
was convicted Of robbery.
The trial of William Jones, colored,
charged with burglary. was postponed
until June 9.
William Wilkes implicated in the
wounding Of Robert Kidd, will be
tried Friday.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-05-05

Ex-President Joseph L. Lemberger,
of Lebanon. Pa. who Joined in 1853.
and Dr. IT. Nj. Petit, of earroiiten.
Mo-, who Joined in 1850, are perhaps
the only ante heilum members Of the
association in attendance this week,
although ex-President c. Lewis Diehi,
OF Louisville, and ex-President John
+. Hancock. Of Baltimore. both date
their mem bersrIp from 1868.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-05-05

Two Of the hardest workers In the
association hail from baltimore. One
is Prof Charles Caspari. Jr.. who, as
the efficient secretary OF the body
since 1894, keeps its records. and the
other Is Dr- Henry +. Hynison. who,
nsss tsas >5s1s3Sss,sst >ssaSaqssH ssf fssiffa.F4
ence to a high code of ethics. raises
hts clarion voice on all occasions.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-10-11
MANHUNT IS WORLDWIDE
Detectives Expect 10 Run Los Angeles
Dynamite Fiends TO Earth
Sooner or Later.

Los Angeles, Oct. 10.-That the search
for the dynamiters on the coast is pos
sibly regarded as futile by the police
was indicated today when the police
sent out to all important cities of the
world descriptions of the suspected
persons procured from San Francisco
and requests for their arrest.
The aid of Scotland Yard, London,
was thus invoked; likewise the assist
ance Of projects Of police in all the i'm
pOrtant capitals and seapOrts OF the
continent Descriptions are also on the
way to Africa, Australia, Japan, China
and India.
mo matter where the plotters try TO
hide" said Captain Paul Flammer,
chief Of detectives, I'VE VIII reach our
and get them"
Police officials in Mexico and Cen
trail and South America were notified
some time ago.
The appeals for foreign aid in the
manhunt does not mean any cessation
of activity along the coast. Captain
Flammer said that the detectives here
and elsewhere would continue the
search assiduOusly until the men were
apprehended and all their accompliees
in custody.
One more body was taken from the
Times ruins today. It was not iden-
titled. There is still a great mass OF
Wreckage to be removed. Three more
bodies are believed to be lying in the
burned districts.
Coroner Hartweu said today that the
inquest probably would not be started
for tive weeks.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-10-11
sHUnERT THEATRE.

The Red Cross Nurse" is the offer
ing OF the Frederick Moore company
at the Shubert theatre this week. open
ing last night, and seldom has the coy
little South Main street playhouse been
treated TO so good a melodrama-clean
ana interesting from curtain to curtain.
The company is the same that started
with Mr. Moore. "a week ago TO play
stock at the Shubert, and il pleased
last night as IL did the week before.
The play deals with the recent alter
cation with Spain and the scenes are
laid both in New York and in Cuba.
The real fight of the war, the +. Caney
hill episode. is one of the most stirrin 6
incidents OF the melodrama and is well
carried out Captain Ernest Travers
Frederick MOOre) is beset by many
pitfalls planted by Captain Harvey
Powell George MOrrelD, but finally
Overcomes them and rides on TO glory
and the winning of the hand of Phyllis,
the Red Cross Nurse" which is played
by Miss Pearl Either.
The part OF Colonel Patti is taken by
Albert Edmundson, Sergeant Rafferty,
by +. :. Ferris, Wally AstOrbilt by
Frederick c. Schuster, Watkins by G..
II. Fritz, an orderly by Edward Fitz-
gibbons. Mrs. Patti by Minnie Thorne
and Maud Travers by Caroline Ed
wards.
The work of Fred, rick Moore is es-
pecially pleasing, as is that of Schus-
ter. the dude, coupled with that of Miss
Edwards.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-10-11

SALT LAKE THEATRE.

Seven Days" said 20 be the liveliest
comedy that has come out OF New YORK
in twenty years. is having a week 5
run at the Salt Lake theatre. It's IN
itial performance last night proved
that the play is a successful laugh
producer, though it cannot be SAID tnat
the present company makes the most
OF its humorous lines and situations
For more than a year at the Aston the
atre in New York. Seven Days mas
entertained huge audiences, giving, ac-
cOrding TO the critics laugh a MN
ute for seven days in one night COM
ing with such a record, none but the
original players could fully satisfy ex-
pectatiOns.
Mary Roberts Rineharrs DOOR, W heh
a Man Marries," is founded upon the
clever cOnceit OF a house party quar-
antined for seven days with seVerai
unexpected guests. Among them are
The divorced wife OF the host, strong
minded Aunt Selma, a policeman
caught asleep in the Kitchen ana
burglar. The servants manage 10 es-
cape. leaving the household TO tend Tor
themselves. Bella. the divorced WlIe,
tries 10 escape through the coal hole :
Aunt Selma gets 1air start buL Is
unceremOniOusly brought back ana
the burglar hides in the dumb waiter,
and one OF the guests believes herselI
10 have psychic powers because she IS
haunted by the concealed burglar. Each
laughs that are promised and there are
many more like them. The gas range
that won't burn, the red-hOt lace or
the burglar as he escapes from behind
the heated stove, the chase or the pO-
liceman for the dumb waiter and the
incident Of the telephone IN the lasl
act all contribute 10 the fun. In add
tiOn there are many clever lines.
which, however. We're not always CIV
en- effectively and went over the heads
OF the audience for that reason.
The play is exceedingly well put on
IN detail OF staging and cOstuming. AS
10 players. there is no one that is an
exceptionally clever artist, though they
work well together. Clare Weldon,
who takes the part OF the woman who
thinks herself a phychie, is the most
capable or the women players, ana
Aubrey Beattie leads the men. Since
Seven Days" relies for its effect upon
the skill with which its comedy situa-
tiGns are played. il needs an all
around good company. PARTICULARLY as
there are no star parts, but all are OF
about equal length and Importance.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-10-11
PREscRIsEs FOR PAPA.
(Pittsburg Gazette. }

Who shall say that the preeepts so dill
gently bestowed in the public schools fall
upon deaf ears? Little Margaret of the
North Side has been receiving some ele-
mentary instructions in physiology and
hygiene at her school, and has developed
a prodigious interest in the subject, albeit
a somewhat hazy idea OF what it is all
about. Not long ago her papa COM
planned Of a slight attack of Indigestion.
The following morning when he appeared
at the breakfast table he was surprised
to find a glass of hot water beside his
plate.
What have we here?" he inquired
I'VE have here some hot water" re-
piled the wee nurse in a businesslii9a
tone, and you just drink IL right down
before you eat your breakfast"
But" eXpOstulated the parent Il
never liked hot water, and besides don't
believe it amounts to much"
"Oh, yes. it does" declared Margaret
with great pOsitiveness, because my
teacher says If you drink a glass OF hot
water before breakfast it will digest your
stummick all day"
And papa drank the water.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-10-11
POPULATION OF VERMONT
Green Mountain State Has 355,056 In.
habitants, an Increase OF I2,s15
I'm Ten Years

Washington, Oct 10-The population
of the state of Vermont, as enumerated
for the thirteenth census and made
public by the census bureau today
showed an increase of 12,3 15. or SO pei
cent: the total number OF inhabitants
being 355,956. as compared with 343.-
Gal in 1900. In the previous decade
its population 11.129, or "a per cent
Population statistics were also made
public for the following Vermont cities
Barre, 1O.734 in 1910; 8.44S in 1900
Burlington, 2O,463 in 1910; 1850 in
1900.
Rutland, 49, SAG in 1910; 11,499 in 1900
The population OF Decatur, Ill, is 81,
140, an increase OF 1886, or so per
cent, as compared with 2o,5S IN 1900
$685. an increase of 1888, or 74.7 per
cent. as compared with 23,272 in 1900
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-10-11
SPAIN MAY FOLLOW
LEAD Of PORTUGAL
Uprising Said to Have Been
Planned by the Republicans
of Barcelona.
GREAT STRIKE OF MINERS
Demonstration on Anniversary of
Ferrer's Execution May Bring
on Revolution.
GREAT STRIKE OF MINERS

Madrid. Sept. 10.-Premier Canalejas'
warning to parliament that the agita-
ton of the clericals and anti-clericals
among the workingmen is liable TO
plunge Spain into a civil war, has not
served to ease the mind of the public,
which daily is debating the possibility
that the flame of the revolution will
overlap the frontier and engulf their
own country.
The reported message of Alexandra
Lerroux, chief of the republicans at
barcelona, to Provisional President
Bragg of Portugal:
Start your revolution. We will take
care OF ours" is widely printed in the
radical press and indicates republican
plans for an uprising.
The government feels the deepest
anxiety at the approach of Thursday.
october Is, which is now popularity
known as "Ferrer day" when it is
feared the manifestations marking the
tlrst anniversary of the execution of
PROFESSOR Ferrer viii develop rioting.
All requests for permission TO Fold
Ferrer meetings OF protest are refused.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-10-11
SALT LAKE THEATRE.

Miss Rose Stahl returns TO the salt
Lake theatre next Monday night for a
weeks engagement in her farewell ap-
pearance as Patricia O'Brien in The
Chorus Lady" a comedy by James
Forbes, author of The Commuters
and The Travelling salesman. The
personal triumph and intInatlonal
success of Miss Stahl in the famous
Forbes play has placed her among
Americas foremost stars and amply
justified the confidence repOse6 in heT
stellar ability by Henry B. Harris. Nj
Stahl win bring her entire New York
and London supporting cast. including
Isabel Goodwin. Alice Leigh. Winona
Willett, LOtaa Brunette, Anne Ives,
Helen Dahl, Florence Grant, Lois Ar
mold Claire Lane, Giles Shiae. Wiltred
Lucas, Robert Stowe Gill, Thomas Ma
guire Sid Forts, Francis Check, Edgar
Birch and c. c. Weaver.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-10-11
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

L. b. Call and wife TO Charles
W. Taggart and wife, part sec
ton 30, township south,
range 2 west ............
II. b. Scott and wife TO Louis
Schaubslager. lots l and 2.
block 8, First Burlington ad-
dition ....-..' -:
Henry c. Hoffman and wife TO
John X. Cashier, lots II and
IS, block 5. Baltimore subdi-
vision ......---... ...........
Emigration Canyon Improvement
company TO Edward King, part
lot 50, Little Mountain subdi-
vision
Lewis S. Hills and lie Grand
Young, executors, TO Sadie c.
L. Moyle. part lot 6, block II,
plat A .........-. .s...s..s.. 4,
Nellie V. l.. Wilding to Sadie c.
L. Moyle, part lot 6, block II.
plat a .-......-....
Edward Hemsley and wife 40 b.
+. Scott and wife, part lot
IS, block IA, Five-acre plat A.
Ivy Haggan ct al. to Carmita A.
Kempner. part lot II, block is,
FiVe-acre plat A........
George r. Jones and wife to
James +. GOlson. lot 2, block
4, Empire addition ..
Mary A. Grover to May q. Mott.
lots p and 2S, Felt's subdi-
vision ..--...-.. .-.---.....
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-10-11
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Reileus

ma" at the Garrick theatre this week.
will long be remembered by those who
have seen the performance. Miss Nell
sons many friends will see this clever
and talented woman at her best The
role seems particularly suited to Miss
derfully realistic. The story of the
play is one of the greatest interest and
filled with many intensely dramatic
situations
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-10-11
A SAMPLE OF SUGGESTION.

George Cohan. comedian and play
rbe bupoorous value ~ suorgsstion
1T is funnier to suggest a thing,
he said than to say IL out. Play
Wrights should remember this. Sug-
gestiOn, pregnant suggestion. is what
makes really funny the little boys re-
mark to his father:
"'Pa, II you'u help me with my arith-
metic lesson tonight I'll tell you where
ma hid your trousers. New York
Cun