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The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-08-04
The Dentist,s Joke.

AT recent dinner of the Authors
club in London to Mr.. owen Seaman,
the editor Of Punch. Mr.. Walter
Emanuel, another member of the staff
of Punch, referred to the fact that the
man with the largest sense of humor
he had ever struck was an Englishman
"a dentist. He went to him. after suf
fering long with the toothache. He re
fused to have gas. and the dentist
pulled out a tooth. leaving him with
ing In pain, and took the tooth to the
window, where he laughed quite heart
lily. He groaned. Whats the joke? "
Wrong TOOTH" said the dentist.
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Scented a Bargain.

worker in the Salvation Army
tells the following story:
"a down.and-out beggar came along
an uptown street the other day where
! was getting ready to hold meet
ing. The man looked pretty much up
against it, and l watched him to see
what he would do.
He approached bystander,
shame facedly, and muttered some
thing. The man asked him to repeat
1t, and heard the beggar say:
PLEASE, sir, will you give me 10
cents for bed?'
Certainly, certainly, the man re-
piled, taking dime from his pocket.
Where is the bed?' Boston Tray.
eler.
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A Protection Against the Heat.

When you begin to think it's per-
sonal matter between you and the sun
to see which is the hotter, buy your.
self glass or bottle of Coca-Cola.
1t is cooling-relieves fatigue and
quenches the thirst. Wholesome as
the purest water and lots nicer to
drink. At soda fountains and car.
donated in bottles-5c everywhere.
Send &c stamp for booklet "The Truth
About Coca-Cola' and the Coca-Cola
Baseball Record Book for 1910. The
latter contains the famous poem
Casey At The Bat" records, schedules
for both leagues, and other valuable
baseball information compiled by au,
thorities. Address The Coca-Cola Co.,
Atlanta. Ga.
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South Carolina may Ne relied on TO
act with his usual high sense of pub.
lie duty in this matter"
Prof Griswold was not pleased to
learn that the governor was still alb
sent from the capital He felt that
he deserved better luck after tho
trouble he had taken to warn the
governor. II wac now Tuesday; he
had no further lectures at the univer.
sity until the following Monday. and
after he had taken his bearings OF
Columbia, where 1t occurred to him
he had not an acquaintance, he walked
toward the capitol with well.formed
idea of seeing the governors private
secretary-and, II that person APP
peared to be worthy of confidence. ap.
prising him OF the governors danger.
IL was not yet nine o'clock when he
entered the governors office. He
waited In the reception-room, adjoin-
ing the official chamber, but the sew
eral desks of the clerical staff re-
manned unoccupled. He chafed a bit
as time passed and no one appeared
for his north-bound train left at II,
and he could not fairly be asked to
waste the entire day here. He was
pacing the floor, expecting one Of the
clerks to appear at any moment, when
man entered hurriedly, walked to
the closed inner door, shook it impa-
tiently, and kicked II angrily as he
turned away. He was a short, thick.
cot nf OK In,
and his movements we're quick and
nervous. He growled under his
breath and swung round upon Girls
void as though to tax him with re.
sponsibility for the closed door.
Has no one been here this morn.
ing?" he demanded, glazing at the
closed desks.
IF you don't count me 1 should an.
swer no. replied Griswold quietly.
"Ohl"
The two gentlemen regarded each
| other for moment, contemptuous
dislike clearly written on the smaller
mans face, Griswold half.smiling and
Indifferent.
Il am waiting for the governor" re.
iAAtii hOb NiihhiHE W Sum
| information.
Then you're likely to wait some
time" jerked the other. THE whole
place seems to be abandoned. never
saw such a lot of people,
Not having seen them myself,
must reserve judgment" Griswold re-
marked, and the blue serge suit flung
cut of the room.
| Presently another figure darkened
the entrance, and the colored servant
whom Griswold had seen attending
Miss Osborne on the train from At.
lanta swept into the reception-room
and, grandly ignoring his presence
sat down in chair nearest the closed
door of the inner chamber. Griswold
plying some link between the COVER
nor and his domestic household and
he was about to ask the colored WON
an If she knew the business hours OF
the office when the closed door opened
and Miss Osborne appeared on the
threshold. The colored woman rose
and Griswold, who happened to be
facing the door when it swung oper
with such startling suddenness, stared
an instant and bowed profoundly.
Il beg your pardon, but | wish very
much to see Gov. Osborne or his sec
retary.'
Miss Osborne, In white, trailing 6
white parasol in her hand. and will
white roses in her belt, still stood hal
withdrawn inside the private office.
81 am very sorry that Gov. Osborne
and his secretary are both absent.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-08-04
A Freak of Nature.

Col. Dennison had become the hap
by father of twins, and his unbounded
pride in this two-fold blessedness
found expression on every occasion.
he stood with friend on the bank
steps one day as a young woman
passed wheeling a baby carriage con
alnlng a pretty girl baby.
Doesn't woman look queer" said
'ae colonel, loftily, with only one
child?"
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Trustworthy.

hufus, you old loafer, do you think
US right to leave your wife at the
WASH tub while you pass your time
fshing?"
Iassah jedge; it's all right. Nah
we don need any watching. She'll
snoly wuk jes' as hard as if was
'ah'-Boston Transcript.
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Growing Cotton In Palestine.

Cotton growing is being resumed in
Palestine. An extensive suitable area
Is available During our civil war cot.
ton was cultivated there on an exten.
sive scale, of which several old cotton
presses still bear witness. It is said
that the cotton was Of very good quail.
ity. Companies are being organized
In Turkey of late years distinct re.
vlval of the cotton Industry has be
come manifest.
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Only an Echo.

iaey We're heckling him at polit'
~ meeting. At last he could stand
no longer.
-. VINO brayed there?" he cried sar'
!, y was only an echo" retorted
NJ, aeoody amid much laughter.-Tlt'
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A Bold Jolller.

mrs Hashleigh.-Yes, we've been
-aung considerable trouble with our
~na lately. Do you take your coifee
With or without?
view Boarder--I take it within
o0Slon Transcript.
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caused a Weakness
and broken down
condition of the
system. / read SO
much ofwhatLydts
Il. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound
had done for other
suffering women Il
felt sure 1t would
help me. and / must
say it did help Ina
wonderfully. My
pains all left me, I
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The Ultimatum.

Mamma-"No, you can't have any
more pennies today"
The Spoilt Child-"If you don't give
me one I'll wake the baby. Brook
Ign Life.
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UneomplImentary.

!, ae-Eyerybody says you married
o. only for my money.
/ ls-No, ! didn't, | know you look
Uear, but | didn't.
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SYNOPSIS.

or lh9mas Ardmore, bored millionaire
tbo henry henry Maine Griswold. professor in
o u,t University Of Virginia. take trains
Sue ol Atlanta, Grlswold to his college.
n,ini IN pursuit of girl who had
trn ineu at nm two days before. as their
lI'' sloou OPPOSITE each other
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WANTS HER.
LETTER
PUBLISHED
For Benefit of Women who
Suffer from Female Ills

Minneapolis, Mimi was grea&
sufferer from female troubles which
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Mrs. winsiow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethIng softens the gums in
Examination aiys pain. cures wind collie. 25c bottle
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A nagging wife makes her husband
forget his other troubles.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-08-04

The supply OF talk always exceeds
the demand.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-08-04

she answered. and the two eyed each
other gravely. Griswold felt that the
brown eyes into which he looked had
lately known tears; but she held her
head high, with certain defiance.
even.
(TO BE CONTINUEDD
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1910-11-03

The COW that can't feed is sure to
test the fence.
The successful dairyman is stu.
dent of conditions.
Plenty of sunlight in the COW stable
tends for healthy animals.
II will take a lot Of feed to get them
back into paying condition II they are
allowed to get thin.
Do not let the summer mixers run
down in condition, and go into winter
quarters thin in flesh.
Give the cows a chance to get un-
der the shed every night now. II too
cold, keep them in the stable.
The best COWS are never cheap, and
are seldom for sale; SO 1t pays to give
the heifer calves the best Of care.
Never send boy or dog to bring
the cows from the pasture unless you
are very well acquainted with your
dog.
A quart of milk by actual chemical
analysts is said to possess as much
nutritive value as pound Of beef
steak.
practically all the fertilizing constltu
ents of the feed used may be turned
back to the soil,
Keep the bearings clean, and we'll
oiled, and the machine level and
your separator will run easier, do bet
| ter work and last longer.
The dry COW should have little
bran or oil meal the same as the milk
er. She should always be In a good
condition at calving time.
Some people believe that the feed
governs the fat content, but COW in
a normal condition will give the same
amount of fat at all times.
BY careful selection the quality OF
even common dairy COWS may be
greatly improved and their average
fiow of milk materially increased.
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LYNCHBURG.
Oct. 81. 1910.

OCU. 0l, lSlU
Owen West and wife spent Sunday
and Monday with Edward Rhodes and
wife. at Rainsboro.
G. T. Delaney and wife and daugh-
ter spent Monday at Cincinnati.
Uric Pence and wife spent Sunday
with Frank Woods and wife at their
new farm home near Willettsville.
w. II. Bobbitt and wife and w. T.
Montgomery and family spent Sunday
with Mrs. Katherine Sharp, at Sharps-
vile.
Mrs. nellie Webster came home from
Greenfield Friday.
Mrs. Emerson Barnes, of st. Mar
tins, is the guest Of her son, Luther,
and family.
James Mcdaniel has moved into the
property on Short street he recently
purchased from Frank Wood.
NJ NJ. Workman and wife, of Price
town, were entertained by p. G. Rob-
inson and wife Thursday.
Mrs. l.. G. Slagle. of Elkin. n. NJ,
and Grant Hopkins and wife visited
Sherman Hopkins and family, at Blu
ford, Thursday.
Mrs. Lola Stanley, of Hillsboro,
spent the week with her parents, DR..
and Mrs. Murphy.
Misses Verne Roush and Inez Nor
row, of Hillsboro, spent Sunday with
Warren Morrow and wife.
Frank Boosveld and wife returned
Thursday after weeks visit with
relatives at Cincinnati.
w. A. West spent three days the
past week at Columbus attending the
Grand Lodge, Master Masons. He was
accompanied by his daughter, Sylvia,
Rev. w. S. Gray and w. II. Meadow
attended the Ministerial Association
at Martinsville Monday and Tuesday
f. l.. Pence has bought Mr.. Woods
lnltIcSO III JilC DldChSlnibI oliOp civ
will continue business at the same
place.
Mrs. Frank Lacy, of Blanchester
spent Sunday with S. S. Pickett anC
wife.
Mrs. Frank G )ddard and daughter
Ililda, spent Monday at Hillsboro.
Miss Mary Archer is the guest o
relatives at Fletcher.
Isma Troth was at Wilmington
Monday.
Thomas Eaglin was agreeably SUI
prised Sunday by his children an
families coming in with we'll file
baskets to remind him that he ha
reached another mile stone in life
journey.
Harry Murphy and wife and Alber
Feike and family spent Friday wit
II. g. Murphy and family.
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NEW MARKET.
Oct. 81, 1910

OCb' Oli l0lV
Mrs. f. S. Lemon, of ITllsboro, was
the guest Of Mrs. j. d. VanWinkle
last week.
Chas. Carrier has moved his family
to the Newt Miller farm, north of
town.
Homer Catlin attended quarterly
meeting at Sugartree Ridge Friday.
A building owned by Mary Vance,
located a short distance from the
dwelling house, was burned Wednes-
day night. Cause of fire not known.
Isaac Stanforth has returned from a
visit with relatives at New Vienna.
w. A. Pond, of New Antioch, was
at O. V. Purdy's Monday taking up
his wool.
Mrs. Lewis Rosselot is entertaining
her sister, Mrs. Kibler, of Cincinnati.
Mrs. Carr and Lola Bell spent Friday
in Hillsboro.
Don't forget the social to be given
at the M. e. Church here Thursday
evening, Nov. 3. Oysters, hot lunch,
pies and cakes will be served. Every
body invited.
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tration shows a method that ] have
used in my new dairy barn which has
proved very satisfactory, writes A. G.
Hallway in Farm and Home.
TIE window, a. is hinged at the lot-
tom and can be opened flom the top.
thu. allowing the air 70 come In at
he top without d.. ant The window
g. held orca =. the proper distance by
"A piece Of thin strap iron with a num-
ber of slits cut in 1t, as shown at b.
These slits ft into a small piece Of
strap iron, C, on top of the window.
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Once there was an Indian named Big
Smoke, employed as a missionary to
his fellow Smokes. A white man, en-
countering Big Smoke, asked him what
he did for living "Umph r. said
Big Smoke, "me preach" "That so ?
What do you get for preaching ?"
"Me get 80 year" "Well, said the
white man, that's damn poor pay"
"Umph !" said Big Smoke, "me damn
poor preacher. kansas City Star.
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MAKE. BUTTER IN CITY HOMES
No Reason Why Example Of Farmer
Cannot Be Followed-Milk Other
wise Be Wasted.

There seems to be no reason why
the city dweller should not follow the
example of the farmer in making his
own butter says Popular Mechanics.
Cream, It is true, is much higher in
the city than in the country, but so is
butter. With such churn as shown
in the illustration the housekeeper can
take the cream which sours and Is 9th
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W hopping Cough

Itisan old saying that whooping cough
must run its course, but the use Of DR..
Bells Pine-Tar- Honey has demon
strated beyond doubt that such is not
the case. 1t can be cured by the use
of this remedy.
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Cheap limitations

Owing to the immense sale and popu-
larity of Dr. Bells Pine.Tar-H
there are many cheap limitations on
the market under similar sounding
names, but you can always get the
genuine by looking for the bell on the
bottle.
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pemand for Good Butter.

There is such a thing as getting a
first-class price steadily for butter of
ordinary grade. 1t must be held up to
the standard; texture, flavor and neat
ness of packing are all to be con-
sidered II the best price is to be uni
formly obtained. A first quality in all
farm products is what reaches the
zenith of prices, and with butter this
is especially true.
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T. HE LAST
SUPPER
Sunday School Lesson for Nov. 6, 1910
Specially Arranged for This Paper

Lesson Text Matthew 2si7-SO Memory
verses 1913
Golden Text-'"rhs is my body which
is given for you: this do in remembrance
OF me.v-Luke 22:i9
Time-Thursday evening April 8. A. ID.
Place-An upper room in Jerusalem.
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"Every time the baby looks into
my face he smiles, +" said Mr.. Meekins.
"Well," answered his wife, sit may
not be exactly polite, but it shows he
has sense of humor. ."-Tit-Bi
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CARD OF THANKS.

We wish to thank our friends and
neighbors for their kindness and sym :
pathy during the long illness and
death Of our husband and father.
Inn Il NNfnN y
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yEnTiLATINe A Gov. sTABl E
Bad Plan to Allow Draft to Play on
Animals In Barn, Yet Fresh Air
ls Necessary.

II is a bad plan TO allow a draft on
the cows while stabbed. At the same
time Il is necessary to get plenty OF
ventilation. The accompanying illus
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In l9O9-l0 fiscal year British India
had revenue from opium of 1927, &c.
900, less S5,53S, 1893 expenses, or profit
of over s22, 1000.
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erwise often wasted and turn 1t into
pound or half of butter in from two
to FIVE minutes.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-08-29
.CRIPPEN
FORMALLY
ACCUSED
Great Interest IN the Formal
Charge Of Murder
Now Charged With Murder Of
"BeIle Elmore'
Believe That This Charge Is
Significant

London, Aug. 29.-Both DIR. Hawley
II. Crippen and Esther Clare Leneve
his typist, We're accused jointly of the
murder Of Belle Elmore the formers
wife, in formal charge read to them
in Bow street police court today.
Miss Leneve was charged also with
harboring and maintaining Crippen
after the crime and while knowing that
he committed it. During the proceed
ings Inspector Dew introduced evil
dence to show that Crippen contem-
plated suicide while at sea following
his flight from this country. Crippen
was quoted also as declaring that his
companion knew nothing of the trouble
In which he was involved, and Miss Lee
neve was said to have protested her
innocence.
There was special interest in the
character of the formal charge. as the
Canadian warrant for the arrest of the
fugitives had merely laid at their door
the responsibility for the death of an
unknown woman whose body was found
in the cellar of the Crippen home at
Hill Drop Crescent. The fact that both
were today accused or the murder of
Belle Gilmore leads to the supposition
that the mutilated body has been iden-
tified to the satisfaction Of the authori-
ties.
1t also suggests that the police be-
lieve they have further evidence con-
corning Miss Leneve's connection with
the tragedy than they have made
known heretofore.
Today's proceedings consisted of the
introducing of evidence against the ac-
cused, at the conclusion of which they
were remanded until Sept. without
having pleaded or made any comment
in reply to the charge against them.
Few persons except those connected
with the case were permitted in the
police court.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-08-29
SHE ELOPED IN Her
FATHERS CLOTHES

Wilmington, Del, Aug. 2s.-Blanche
". Potts. aged 70 years, eloped from
her home in Philadelphia in an auto
mobile and was married here to George
P. Millward. also Of Philadelphia. The
affair was the most romantic that has
ever taken place in this modern Gretna
Green.
Millward is several years older than
the girl. The latter's parents objected
to the marriage because or her youth
The elopement was decided upon and
plans were made for an early morning
getaway. Mrs Potts suspected such
an outcome and she locked up her
daughters clothes.
When the mother left the daughter
presumably asleep, the girl crept to
her fathers room and appropriated his
apparel as he slumbered Then she
jumped into an auto that the groom
had In waiting. The pair drove or
before the parents knew anything
about #.
On the way to Wilmington a stop
was made at relative of the groom
elect. where the girl donned a wedding
gown she had sent for just suck ar
emergency. They were welded here
BY Rev. DIR. Kliege. An elder sister OF
the bride eloped JUST as romanticaIly
some time ago. The couple will live
Ia Philadelphia
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-08-29
REPUBLICAN
COMMITTEE
Personnel Of State Committee
Published First Time

The personnel OF the state republi-
can central committee. which meets
at Bismarck Sept. g. is published today
for the first time. 1t is as follows:
/. Aug. Short, Pembina.
2. D. j. LaxdaI Cavalier.
8. Gilbert Erickson, Park River.
4. T. H. Tharaldson, Grafton.
5. G. M. Johnson. Northwood.
6. j. d. Bacon, Grand Forks.
Z. A. o. Anderson. Grand Forks.
8. A. T, Kraabel, Clifford.
8. L. w. Schruth, Fargo.
10. ]. f. Callahan Casselton.
IL. S. G. More, Buffalo
H. e. Fl. Myhra, Wahpeton.
10. Hiram Soule, Cogswell
IA Herman Shirley Enderlin.
Is. e. j. Wanner Valley City.
16. David Bartlett. Cooperstown.
II. c. N. Erich. Lakota.
Is. w. H. Hannah, Clyde.
10. G. Lemieux, Dunseith.
20. J. S. Aaker, Esmond.
Fl. P. ]. McClory, Devils Lake.
%. A. Egeland. Bisbee.
%. ]. A. Buchanan, Jamestown.
a. w. =. 6lackWell, La INQUIRE.
rs. Geo. Rose, Glendale.
26. Lee Pettibone, Dawson.
81. w. III. McMaster, Bismarck.
%. L. Johnson, Overly.
29. Jos. Roach, Minot.
80. p. B. Wickham, Glen Ullin.
81. r. H. Johnson. Dickinson.
80. E. S. Nelson, Sheyenne
80. ]. o. Hanchett. Harvey.
"a. Hans Roghgran, Towner.
35. r. B. Ward. Goodrich.
80. Adam Nagel, Lehr.
81. w. c. Forman, Hankinson.
38. T. Torbenson, Nome
SO. j. p. Reeve, Medora.
40. T. L. Tellisch, Osnabrock.
Al. A. j. Stafne, Williston.
AZ. T. Oksendahl. Rugby.
43. B. Nelson, Flaxton.
"A. j. b. Carter. Brookbank.
As. C. Welo, Velva.
46. Gottlieb Bueschler, Goodrich.
AZ. A. o. Smith, Maxbass.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-08-29
GERMANY HAS
CHOLERA SCARE
TWO DEATHS FROM THE DREAD
PLAGUE CAUSE WARNING
NOTICES FROM THE
GOVERNMENT.

Berlin, Aug. 2s.--It was ofticially ga
zetted today that two cases of Asiatic
cholera had developed at Spadau. Pre-
cautionary notices to the public were
issued The authorities today isolated
q woman who had nursed her mother
through a fatal illness determined to
be due to cholera.
The public is warned that the use OF
so-calied cholera drops and tonics is
fatal and is urged to Immediately sum-
mon a physician If the digestive or
gans are disturbed The cooperation
OF the people with the health officers is
asked.
According to medical men It is not
necessary to depart from the ordinary
habits or life except TO avoid vege'
table salads as possible transmitters Of
the bacilli Alchohol Is declared not
To DO a preventive and the too free use
of ktimulants Is said to increase the
liability OF infection BY weakening the
stomach.