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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-03-25
Police Stop WrestIers.

Kansas City, March 24.-After DR..
b. f. Roller, the Seattle wrestler, and
Sybscko, tle Pole, had wrestled here
tonight for two hours and seventeen
minutes without a fall, the match
was stopped by the police
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-03-25
WEST VIRGINIA TOWN ALMOST
WIPED OUT BY BIG FIRE
Mount Hope Suffers a $25o,o0 Loss
and is Almost Destroyed.

Charleston, w. Va, March 24--Only
four buildings are left standing in
Mount Hope, Fayette county. as the
result of a fire which practically wiped
out the town, entailing a loss of
$250,000. A..
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-03-25
SENATOR DANIEL BETTER.
His Pulse, Nourishment and Tempera-
ture Continue Satisfactory.

Daytona, Fla, March 24.--United
States Senator John w. Daniel (Vir-
ginia) passed satisfactory night His
pulse, temperature and roIn ishment
continue satisfactory.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-03-25
BLIND HYMN WRITER.
Miss Fannie Crosby Celebrated Her
goth Birthday.

Bridgeport, Conn, March 24.-Miss
Fannie Crosby. the blind poet hymn
writer, celebrated her Goth birthday
today.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-03-25

"The Paris Flood"
"An Equine Hero"
"Queen of the BurIesque."
SasANe.A-Aa.ASs-sN~.es
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
Nation In Danger of
Becoming Extravagant.
Situation Has Arisen a
Must Be Met.
BY OSCAR FOREMAN. CHICAGO Banker.

VERIFYING is going along smoothly the country, bust
T. sound basis and there is plenty of money the
~ land
BUT WHILE OPTIMISTIC NOT BE BLIND
TO AN ECONOMIC DANGER THAT HAS ARISEN THE
YEARs-THE TENDENCY TOWARD ExTRAvAGANcE. ARE IN
DANGER or BECOMING AN ExTRAvAeANT NATION. NOT MANY
YEARS AGO WE KNEW THE VALUE OF A DOLLAR ARE LOS
ING THAT KNOWLEDGE.
do know exactly who what is responsible for this change
Perhaps it due FASTER DEVELOPMENT OF THE COUN-
TRY'S WONDERFUL RESOURCES We have such a
of genuine wealth here that possible peoples heads have been
temporarily turned Whatever the cause bankers do much
toward bringing the people back to economical basis
Let the American banker take lesson from the French banker
He CLOSE TO THE PEOPLE He depotos adviser in
about everything except religion and politics He has THOROUGH
KNOWLEDGE OF HIS CLIENTS BUSINESS because his client
has such confidence him that he tells him every detail
The result that France proportion and population
the WEALTHIEST NATION IN THE WORLD The wealth of
France the evenly distributed There NO PANCS in
the that other countries experience them.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
Clubwoman Is Really
Most Domestic Of All


cub~ woman
ONE people excess drink to excess and some
CLUB TO EXCESS. The superaivo of every virtue is a
Of there women who ABUSE true club priv
iege there found abusing every
other human privilege But the majority Of
their clubs and incidentally this OVERRIDING only evil know of
offered by the whole club system
THE WOMAN WHO BELONGS TO A FEW WELL CHOSEN CLUBS
REALLY THE MOST DOMESTIC ALL BECAUSE IN HER RE-
TAXATION she DOES NOT FORGET HER HOME, LIKE THE Wo
MAN oEvoTEE or THE BRIDGE TABLE FOR EXAMPLE
The good womens clubs invariably concerned with some
project directly indirectly affecting the family
include STUDY OF DOMESTIC SCIENCE, CHILD WELFARE
SENSIBLE DRESS and all the various civic reforms The indirect
good in the culture and broadening of the wife and mother
1t is to talk of conflict between club and the home
because with every true woman the HOME rs UNALTERABLY
THE FIRST THING IN LIFE.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
SUNDAY NIGHTS MURDER,

The killing of Jack Walden, the
mill hand, by VIM. Hackney the
loafer and thug, Sunday night, was.
according to the testimony Of eye.
witnesses before the coroners jury, q
wanton murder and evidently pre-
meditated. It was the second Of its
kind in Cairo in a few weeks, the
other being the murder of Fred OF.
terson, the river man, by Jim White
the saloon keeper In each case the
murderer went on hunt for his vic
tim, armed with a pistol and bent on
killing him, giving him no chance for
his life In some respects the kill
ing of Walden was more cowardly
tnan was that of Otterson, for while
Jim White went after his victin
alone, Hackney took two DULLES with
him TO make sure he would not be
nurt; and he was the aggressor in the
quarrel which ended In the murder
In both instances the contemplate
"white-liverd" streak which charac
terizes all DULLES who depend upol
the pistol to right their wrongs, real
or imaginary, was equally in evidence
neither murderer was man enough
to resent what he considered an un-
pardorable offense, until he had a gun
in his hand. In marked contrast
with this hiena-like characteristic
was the conduct of Walden Sunday
night who, after Hackney had shot
at him and was about to shoot again
sprang at the murderer with a club
which he had picked up and knocked
him down. Why he did not brain the
scoundrel after he was down wifi
never be explained since he IS dead
but may be attributed to his determi
nation not to kill although he would
have been fully justified under law in
doing so; and this momentary scruple
cost him his life. From the begin
ming to the end of the affair, accord
ing TO evidence, Walden showed him.
self II every respect a hundred to one
drawer and better man than Hackney
Moreover, while Walden was work,
ing man and an orderly citizen, Hack
ney fas been loafer and rowdy In
Cairo for years, and was one Of the
gang of toughs who assaulted Profs
Midkiff and Bergman some weeks
ago, breaking up ball game in which
the Cairo High school team was pit
ted against the Mound City High
school team. He left town then, o.
was kept In hiding by friends. At any
rate he escaped punishment FOR that
offense. There seems TO be ncea of
turning over a new leaf by the city
and county authorities III dealing
with men Of the Hackney brsed-a
turning over which vill result In I'd
ding the community of them hefore
they have lone tbe; wossL There
ought not to be any .'aom i. C;dsr'
fcr that character of men, whetnr
thcy be whit W Stack
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
FARMERS WIFE
HAD HEAP TO DO
Mrs. Shepherd Was in Bad Shape
When She Could Not Stand on
Her Feet.

Durham, N. CT am a farmers
wife, writes Mrs. ]. M. Shepherd, oil
this city, land have heap to do"
"Four months ago could not stand
on my feet, to do anything much, but at
this fine do the most Of my work. /!
took Cardui and it did me more good
than all the doctors.
"You don't know half how thank YOU
tor the Cardui Home Treatment. wish
hat all women who suftc: from womanly
trouble WoGd ircattnemselves as have. I"
Ladies can easily treat themselves at
home, with Cardui, the woman's tonic.
1t is easy to take, and so gentle In .its
action, that 1t cannot do anything but
good.
Being composed exclusively of vege-
table ingredients, Cardui cannot lay I'D
trouble in your system, as mineral drugs
often do. Its ingredients having no
harsh, medicinal effects, and being non
poisonous and perfectly harmless, Cardui
is absolutely safe for young and old.
Ask your druggist. He will tell you to
try Cardui.
N. B-Wrife to. Ladies' Advisory Dept. chatts-
e0oga Medicine Co, Chattanooga, Tenn for Special
~ women cent IN plain wrapper. on request
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22

only brotherhood ever given to men
''We do not want our homes to be
absorbed by the state We have al
ready two such institutions the Poor
house and the Penitentiary.
"The doctrine of children in com
mon has back of it paTentage in com
mon, and that abhorrent idea is the
end of civilization.
Beware the philosophy created
over the beer mug and wine glass
We must be sane and sober II we
will he honest and just.
Capitalists should give to their
employees something of the love ana
protection which they have for their
silver and gold.
Leo NH in his 'Encyclical on La
hor gave the most advanced princi.
pies Of the time for the solution OF
labor troubles, the most advanced
that any sane man can hold, because
they are based upon the teachings Of
cur Savior
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
MARK TWAIN ONCE SAID

1T is Spring Fever that causes e.
General unrest. lack OF ambition an
rundown condition which pc gade.
he human system in the sprIng q
he year"
The sudden change from frigid t,
orrid weather occurs within a few
weeks, especially In our northern
states.
No wonder pulmonary troubles
pneumonia, spring fever, and ali suef
ailments are almost universal.
If people in this vicinity only knew
The value Of VinoL our delicious COZ
iver and iron tonic (without oil Al
his season of the yazr, we would no
1e able to get enough to supply ths
demand.
Vinol tones up the digestive organs
1urifes and enriches the blood. pro
notes healthful sleep and norma
appetite.
Old people, delicate children, run
Town. oyerworked and tired wome~
hose suffering from bronchitis, enron
lie coughs and colds, all derive grea
benefit from its use.
Try a bottle of Vinol with the un
derstanding that your money will be
returned if it dcrs not help you.
Paul G. Schulz & Sons, Druggists
afro, I'll.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
LEGAL DECISIONS


Billiard and Fool rails Are Nui
sanees.--The board OF trustees of El
dorado, Oklahoma, being empowered
~ statute to declare what shall con
5titute q nuisance and to prevent tat
same, passed an ordinance DECLARING
billiard halls and pool rooms nuisan
9es, and prohibited their running
Plaintiff Jones was convicted of vic
ating the ordinance. In rTle case o.
TX parts Jones, 100 Pacific Reporter
40, he claimed that the ordinance
was void upon the ground that mum
aipal corporations are creatures OF
the legislature, and can exercise onl,
spch powers as are expressly con
ferred by their charter OF by statute
The criminal court of appeals Of Ok
lahoma nolds that although a statu.
tory grant OF power to a municipal
lily to declare what shall constitute a
nuisance does not empower mum
eipality to declare thing a nuisance
which is clearly not one, II does en-,
'9ower the municipality to declare any
hing a nuisance which is so per Sc
or when by reasoa o. its location,
management, or use, o. of local con.
litions and surroundings may OF
ioes become such; and that as the
operation Of billiard hall or pool
"oom for gain is not recognized by
ire law as necessary or useful, or as
= business which a person has an in
Aercnl light to engage in, the gen
aral authority given the trustees EN-
nowered them to pass the ordinance
n question
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
Fifty Years Ago Today.
Nov. u.

Lincoln and Vice President
Elect Hannibal Hamlin met in
Chicago and for the first time.
The Introduction was made BY
George w. Gage Of the fremont
House" where they were guests.
(The foregoing statement is sub
stantially as telegraphed at the
time from Chicago BY the Asso-
cinted Press, Mr., Hamlin's b.
ographer states that the two
We're alone when the meeting
took place aud that Mr. Lincoln
opened the acquaintance by say.
Ing, Have we ever been intro
duced, Mr.. Hamlins' mo. sir;
| think not, said Mr.. Hamlin.,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22

would have to go out of business
Brandeis. in his opening statement
declared the proposed increase in
rates unjust and that they wouit
yield greater income to the rail
roads.
Tomorrow c. B. Burtsch, general
traffic manager Of the Milwaukee
Brewing company, will state its side
of the shippers case, on behalf of the
brewery men, as well as of the furni
ture shippers of Grand Rapids, Mich
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
LODGE WON'T REPLY.

4oston, Nov. 21-Unitel States
Senator Ledge made no reply today
to the demand OF Goyernor-eect Eu.
rene NJ, Foss, that ledge withdraw
s a candidate for X ectiou. on the
ground that he does not represent the
sentiment of his state as expressed
on election day. It is said Lodge
won't reply.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
In the Mininn ausinssn.

II think you said, Rastus, that you
had brother in the mining business
in the westT
"Yeh, boss, that's right"
What kind of mining gold mining.
silver mining, copper mining2"
mo, sab. none q those; calcinlin-
Ing, Evcrybodys.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
viii Promote Beauty.

Women desiring beauty get wonder
u help from Bucklen's Arnica Salve
PARISHES pimples, skin eruptions,
sores and boils. 1t makes the skin
soft and velvety. 1t glorifies the face
Cures Sore eyes. cold sores, cracked
FPS, chapped hands. Best for burns
scalds, fever sores, cuts, bruises and
piles. 25c at all druggists.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
PRISON SENTENCE FOR
CUTTING OFF MANS EAR.

Buffalo, Nov. 21.-Conyicted OF
completely in cutting off the right ear
OF Edward A Fraser. non-union
sailor here on June II, Joseph Mey-
egs, alias Mike Armstrong, was today
Sentenced to not less than six no
more than thirteen and half years
in Auburn prison.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
MUSEUM OF SAFETY OPENS.

New York, Nov. p, Conservation
OF human life Is the purpose Of the
American Museum OF Safety which
formally opened a permanent exaibi-
ton today. That at least so per cent
Of the accidents In every day life are
preventable is the conteEtion Of the
hackers, and the EXHIBITS are intend
ell as an object lesson.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
AN ARcHBTsHoP's OPINION.

Speaking to several hundred dele
gates To the labor convention at st.
Louis Sunday, Archbishop Glennon
said, in the course Of his sermon
"The Catholic church includes in
its past the organization Of the first
labor union.
when Christ Jesus carried his
cross UP To Calvary and died there for
us, he created for you and me the
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
] Or. c. |. Weber ]
Z Gilbert Block
\ Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat
The Battle Of a Week.

The battle of week was the great
conflict at Tours In which Charles
Martol overthrow the saracens, A. d.
732. The members of the Saracen
army are yarlously estimated at from
100000 to 100000 aud the historians
say that 375,000 were killed on the
field. 1t Is suspected that these fig
ures are a gross exaggeration, but 1t
is certain that few battles OF history
have been either so bloody or SO de-
cisiye.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
clrculatIon Statement.

The above is correct statement oil
the circulation of The Cairo Bulletin
for the year 1909 and for the month
Of October, 1910.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this list day Of November, 1910.
~ LEO j. KLEB,
Notary Public,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
OLD BALL PLAYER DEAD.

Philadelphia, Nov 21.-"Jaok
0'Brien, one OF the catchers of the
Athletics baseball team when it won
the championship of the American
Association in 1883, died here yester
tar.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22

Wife, am trimming up last years
hat to save the cost Of new one!
Hubby-iIow good OF you. You're a
perfert little angel. Wifie--Am i?
Then give me $40 to buy wings.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
MY Kidneys Are
killing Me!
Martyrs to Kidney and Bladder Trouble
Try This Remarkable New
Treatment. Free,

Here is a treatment for kidney and
bladder diseases and rheumatism thai
is absolutely guaranteed, that Is saf
and positive and that you can test
yourself without investing one penny.
1T is a new, scientific, safe, powerful
cleanser Of the kidneys. The new
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
Cairo Line

Successors to Stoltz e. Walters
J. n. klERcE, Prop.
All kinds of hauling done Promptly
Both Phones 1923.
1905 Commercial Avenue, Cairo, III.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY

Cairo, Alexander County, Illinois,
Population 13,t47.
Mayor, GEORGE PARSONS
Clerk. r. A. HATCHER.
Treasurer, FRANK B. ARM.
STRONG.
City Attorney, HUNTER BIRD.
Comptroller, ERNEST WORKMAN.
Magistrate, ANDREW WHITCAMP
Cnief OF Police, j. G. COWELL.
Alexander County, Population 27,4s1.
County Judge, w. s. DEWEY.
County Clerk, JESSE Il. MILLER.
Circuit Clerk, ALFRED BROWN.
Sheriff, FRED D. NELLIS.
States Attorney, ALEX M.WILsON
County Superintendent Of Schools,
PROF. s. T.. GOTT.
Assessor and Treasurer, w. D. LIP.
PITT.
Coroner. DIR. JAS. M'MANUs.
Board Of County Commissioners.
J. JENNELLE. Chairman.
g. v. NEFF.
DIR. EDWIN CAUSE.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
His lmpression.

Mrs Knicker- Now. will you remem-
Der everything. John? Knicker-Yep
I'm to turn the flowers out at night
and sprib kle the cat Harper's Ba.
Ear
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22

Cynicus-lt is quite impossible for
woman to keep secret
Henpeckke-I don't know about that.
My wife and were engaged for sew
.eral weeks before she said anything
to me about it,-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
The Worst Ene111,
the Poor Is the 1
Bad Samaritan. I
the Free Giver. !
by President WILLIAM De WITT EIYDE of Howdon
, College.

\
+ THE POOR TO FIND
******sss Every person who INDUCES in the selfish sen
mental luxury of feeding tamps ndscriminaey persons
who him with TALE OF WOE one of the SOFT
HEADED BAD SAlARITANS
Punishment Of crime though necessary soey self protection,
is still only the B OF THE RIGHT TREATMENT OF THE
CRIMINAL The ndetermnate for the first offenders
supplementary sentence for confirmed criminals special
Juvenile Offenders the appeal to hope by
and opportunity rather than merely fear by
word the treatment of the individual in the light
he has been and become merely the
he has committed the light Of general law and fixed penalty
these of the steps forward already taken by states
not in all.
Above ALL charitable and penal institutions should be placed
the supervision Of PERMANENT BOARD WITH AN EXPERT
AS IT'S SECRETARY and there should be charitable penal
interest institution that could find the shelter of darkness for its
policies deeds
For without any criticism reflection upon existing nsu
tons is fact which every enlightened should frankly
that supervision horto that by well paid nonparan expert
form of darkness less Dense under of which inco
petence and corruption late to breed
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22

"A maid whose front name was Grayce
AS a summer girl entered the rayce.
But she failed to win
Because she'd no "tin,"
And another drawback was her fayce.
Chicago News.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cup
board
To get Trays bone from the shelf.
But its value was such that Tray didn't
get much.
She boiled 1t and ate 1t herself.
Washington Star
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22

The Bulletin is on sale the FOL
lowing places:
Cclemar's, 702 Commercial Avenue
Halliday House News Stand.
Blue Front Restaurant.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
0assred % the Cairo Postofnsa N seeont
clam MAIL Matter.
CIRCULATION 6 gMENT.

Average number of complete and
perfect copies of The Cairo
Bulletin printed daily and Sun
day during the year 1909 .....22f5
Average number of complete and
perfect copies OF The Cairo
Bulletin printed daily and Sun
day during the month of o.
tober 1910 .2s5s
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
Nothing Left.

Nothing Left.
Where were his remains buriedr'
"Oh, no met hungry bear."-Lip.
pincott's.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22

Its best to clip gay Folly's wings
And take this little hint:
Don't be fool and do the things
That won't look we'll In print.
Puck.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
CAIRO IN 1888

At Democratic senatorial conven-
ion of the 50th district, held in tho
cairo opera house ON June 20Fh
Messrs. Reed Green OF Cairo AMI
Joseph B. Gill of Murphysboro, were
nominated for members of the lower
house of the legislature. David w.
Karraker of Union county was named
for state senator.
On June 22nd the Board OF Educ.
ton awarded contracts for construct.
ing two story and basement brick
school building to be knwn as the
sumner school on Walnut street b.
ween Eighteenth and Nineteenth
3tGeets for the use Of colored pupils
The contract prices amounted to 81,
1928, separate bids being accepted
or the various kinds OF work.
Judge and Mrs David j Baker gave
musicale on the evening Of June
ssaFu IN noHof or their nephew and
guest, Mr. E Louis Baker. Miss
Mary Baker, who had but recently re.
Surned from the conservatory Of
music at St. Agatha's Episcopal Col
ege at Springfield, Miss Clara Roo
bins and others sang solos. The en-
tertainment was attended by a large
number OF invited guests inclVliug
Mr, and Mrs. NJ. F. Gilbert, Mr.. and
Mrs. Chas. Henderson, Mr.. and Mrs.
Spencer, Mrs. Schwartze, Mr.. w. B..
Gilbert and Mr.. E. G. Pink.
On the sixth day of the Chicago
Republican national convention Ben
iamin Harrison, Of Indiana, was nomi.
mattel r6T president on the eighth bal.
tot receiving 81 votes out of a total
of $50. Four votes were cast for
VIM. Mckinley of Ohio. Levi P. MOI
ION, of New York, was named for vice
PRESIDENT on the first ballot
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22

I'm glad 1 amt a Wild young deer
Out in the woods. / ran,
And still for safety Ia prefer
To be deer than man.
Boston Herald.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22

Milly-Do you think widowers make
the best husbands?
Billy-Sure. They know what's com.
Ing to them.-New York Times.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22

Perhaps I'll try an aeroplane
When its success is bolstered,
But prefer railroad train
Till Mother Earth's upholstered
Detroit Free Press
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22

It is estimated that on m average
each cent In circulation changes hands
eleven times Q week.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22

'sNow, children, what is thisY asked
The teacher, holding up the picture Of
a zebra,
ut looks to me like a horse in a
bathing suit" answered a little boy
Our Dumb Animals.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22

''I do declareP said MrE. Smith
To Mrs Jones one day.
sWhat have YOU been adding with
-FOUR little daughter. say?
''She must be growing smaller: she
Does not seem near as tall
As when I saw her last. To me
1t seems she's getting SMALL
''Ah, yes" sighed Mrs. Jones; ut does
Look So" Her tones were mild
"But, then, you see, she always was
A shy and shrinking child"
Cleveland Leader
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22

Tn the spring a young mans fancy
Lightly turns to thoughts of love-"
But In fall his cleated foot gear
Bangs a football high above
Iildrn
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22

"Came in last night and fell against
the piano"
Hurt yourself?"
mo; struck the soft pedal
Princeton Tiger.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22

Howell-The song says that rip
Van Wrinkle was a lucky man" Why
was he lucky?
Powell-He didn't have to get the
doctor to give him anything to make
him sleep.--New York Press
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22

'Dfy wife asked me to beat a rug
this morning"
"What did you do"
81 beat it"-BufIalo Express.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22

Mrs. Subbubs-Henry, that's twice
you've come home and forgotten to
bring the lard
Subbubs-Yes, my love; it's so greasy
it slipped my mind - Boston Tran
script
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22

81 long for rest from this grinding toll"
The cook TO herself confessed
She lighted fire with Kerosene OIL
The explosion did the restl
~ Cleveland Leader.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22
SHIPPERS HAVE
THEIR INNING

Concluded from First page)
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-22

The smuggler used1to be a man
OF rugged face and manner,
Who marshaled his III seeming clan
Beneath an outlaw banner
But now the person who Is found
In such transactions shady
In social life holds lofty ground
And sometimes is a lady!
Washington Star.