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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06
California Laws AI,ox Z,
Round Boxing Csps'
With Local Optj,'
SECRETARY MITCHpIr'
SENDS MINISTERS /,
Permit Has Been Grant,
Inoiers to Hold ,Iess
johnson Fight.

SACRAMENTO, MAY z,
TO scores OF letters receive,
ernor's office every day ,IS. ~
OF Thomas Mccarthy. foIlor,' %
with Owen Moran In Ran
Friday night, urging ,b,, -
lett stop the JeffrIes.Jobu..
a. E. Forrest Mitchell. e,eorn''
10 ,he governor. sent GU, as,.'
saying that the govenor y
interfere |, Tho letters were ",
religious organizations In sl,..,
ty, snn Francisco. SANTA cl,,.
selos and Fresno.
Inc copy given out By Nl,,,..
officially makes known ~
stand on the matter I,
TO the Ministerial l'r,,,1 =
EeT, Ray o. Miller, chaIrn.te % 2
! ., .I't,'ii'Sh--Inis office /, Il
OF your letter enclosiug
passed by the Ministerial I',t.
relative TO supprcssinr ,bs Ia
son prize fight or contss, ~
Governor Gillett is en- ron,.
ington at the present Tins -.
VIII not return 10 Sacramento 3.
a month. Lieutenant and III.
nor Porter will not he In nj. J.
a week or ten DAYS from No.
Replying 10 your letter (,
sence. permit me 10 say ih,, 4.
nor Is not in favor Of prIzs n
ne has never attended one in y.
says that he never will ur-.-.
the laws RI California I ~
po%erlsss 10 prevent or suppr,-.
J called boxing contest beeauss N.
lows such contests. lf The No..
NIT 20 be obtained has bss5 T.
the local authorities. In ,hr Z
understand this permit ba, -,
Il would suggest that yo1
complaint. with the district ~
Alameda county and II ,bIs /.
fight and not boxing conlesr N
law In his hands 10 put a stc2
all probability. however ihs .
thorlties will he ssriousls ~
! until such time as the lay X
by the state Legislature 50 MI
tinction Is clearly shown belrt.
! fight and a so-called boying Il
II have the honor 10 be. de.r
Yours. fajthfully.
"CSigncd) L. F. YI71f'
"Eyecuiiys So
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06
MANHATTAN CLUB

Manager Downing Of the Manhattan
club signed men Thursday for i've four
round bouts for next Monday night 3
smoker at the Salt Palace. \ majority
OF the faces are new. but the men in
each scheduled bout arc well balanced
and some fast work ought TO be the re-
suit.
Gardner vs.. Irish: Burns VS.. Burris; FIaZ-
zles vs.. Downey: Lamont vs. Lawrence.
Pete Sullivan is doing his training at
the Salt Palace and many OF the anna
teurs are working with him in order TO
secr1ra The henent OF fast work
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06

DETROIT, MAY 5.-Gn game marked
by one peculiar inning. Detroit beat Chi-
caso today. Walsh was GATED on the
rubber I'm The seventh, the home team
having tied the score with two out and
Cobb still on second when Honng was
called In. lie walked two men, nlllnE
tbc bases Jennings sent Morisrty 10 bat
and Duffy called Scott into the game
Walsh was put off the nc,d In the eighIn
for talking from the bench. r. -; ~
Chicago .... ...,........
RntterIes-Summers Browning ana
Stanage: Walsh, Young. Scott and Block
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06
Maps Like Extra Innings.

CLEVELAND. May 3 Cleveland
played It's seventh extre-inning game oI
ihc season today, beating st. Louis TO
/ In ten Innings. Joss had st. Louis
shut out TIL the ninth wnen with TWO
out Hoffman singled stole second ana
scored on 2tovalls single, Clarke sac,
rItice and Bradley's nit. which wouIn
have been good for three bases. X ~; n;
Cleveland r... .,..........s..'...'
st. Louis ....,.......,...: .'''
Ratteries-.Joss and Clarke, Powell,
GIllignn and Killifer.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06
VANDERBILT MAKES
KILLING AT L0NGCHAMPS

PARIS. May 5.-Tbe principal races
run at LongChamps today were carried
PrIx Dollar worth $4,000. distance eleven
furlongs. was won by Mr. Vanderbilt s
Scascls. The PriX de Msrtinvast Of
$1,000. distance ton furlonGs. was won by
his Oversight and his Barbarossa ran
third In the PrlX dc Marines, worth $1,000,
at ten furlongs.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06
American Association

AZ Kansas City-kansas City-Indlan-
apolis game postponed: rain.
At Milwaukee-Louisville q. Milwau-
kee $.
AZ Minneapolis Toledo /. Minneapc-
lis O.
Al ST. Paul-Columbus o. ST. Paul T.
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ENGLISH BOXERS ARE
COMING FOR SCALPS

NEW YORK. May 5.-Two more Eng
lsh hzhtwcights are OH their way 10
this country looking for new laurels.
They are Bob Delaney. a compa rative
newcomer and Digger Stanley. the Eng
lish bantam weight champion, Delaney
seeks a match with Abe Atteu and Stan
ley Is after Johnny Coulons scalp.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06
GOLD KING. A FAMOUS I
HORSE. Is SOLD

LONDON. May 5.-GoH n
American n bred horse. at one /.
nous trotter in the United snl1
as the "Guideiess Wonder.
sold here for s105.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06
WALDO Is READY FOR
THE KENTUCKY DERBY

LOUISVILLE. Ky. May 5.-Woldo the
Kentucky derby favorite was given his
final preparation for the Churchill Downs
classic today. Yesterday ne covered four
furlonCs in 80 40 and at today's work
out was sent over the entire derby dls-
tance or one and a quarter miles
The odds have been shifting constantly,
but there is little probability OF material
change in todayS table, which with the
likely starters, Is given as follows:
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06
EUREKA FANS READY
TO JOIN UTAH LEAGUE
snecial 10 The TrIbune.

EUREKA MAY At s. meeting Of the
Ta seball fans Of this city here today il
was decided 10 send Manager SchontZ or
the baseball team 10 Salt Lake city Tor
the purpose of signing the best PLAYERS he
could secure and also 10 make appiica-
tton for representation in the Utah
league.
The Eureka team has plenty OF back
ing and guarantees to put In fast
team whether it is admitted TO the
league or not.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06
Baseball for Tooele.

a. NJ. Mallet of Tooele Is I'm the city
trying To sign baseball players for the
Tooele team. and be is also making ar
rangemcnts for q series OF amateur box
ing bouts for his proposed athletic club
which viii! he organized Within the next
few days.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06
NAT IONAL
Overall Is Effective.

rITrSBT re. May s.--Chicsgo shut out
PittsburE. Ia o. today Overall was ef-
fective. striking out seven men and al
lowing ONLY three hits R.ff.E.
Pittshurg ..,.,.,,..O ?
tnltHEp - "
Battcrles-MaddoX and Gibson; overall
and Ncedham.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06
WESTERN LEAGUE

At Denver-Denver (. Des Moines Z.
At Wichita-Sioux Clty-Wichita game
postponed; rain.
AZ ST Joseph-St. Joseph Omaha game
postponed; rain.
AZ Topeka-Topcka- Lincoln game post
Innni raIn
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06
Long Distance Flight.

ATLANTA, Ga. May 5.-Chares *.
Hamilton announced today he would at
tempt n flight in his Curtiss hiplanc from
1aV
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06
Lucky Stars Lose.

The Imperials defeated The Lucky Stars
In a match gamo Thursday by the score
Of u TO ! on the Watcrcress diamond. The
Imperial lineup was. j. Hitler, catch:
Shingleton, pitch; Bouck. Powell. c. Hill
Ter. Lovett, infelders: Nelson 4, Bouch
and Bishop inflclders.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06
SWeeny Is Star.

BROOKLYN. May 5.--Although out
battcd Boston took the opening game OF
the stries today, 10 o. y remarkable
one handed catch by Sweeney, which he
turned into n double play, saved the game
in tho sixth Ri r.
EroOElNn e. -. ~ y "
BattericS-Mattern and Smith Barger
and Erwin
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06
College Baseball.

At st. Louis Missouri University, 10;
Washington University. Q.
At Evanston Iil.-Unlversity OF Illinois,
s; northwestern, &
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06

OAKLAND. May 5.-OalSland won from
Sacramento today by making two runs
in the third inning. e. II. l..
'J5hIhnu i
Sacramento ,........ ,.v..,.,...,O
Battercs-Chrstian and Mite Whalen
and La Longc.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06
Oldfield Is Ready
MAJOR BASEBALL LEAGUES
AMERICAN
walsh Talks Too Much.

BOSTON. May 5.-Boston- New York
game postponed. rain
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Portland Draws Blank,

PORTLAND. Ore. Nav 5,-Vernon shut
OF the series by score OF 8 10 o.
X. III. r..
Portland . NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. s 2
Vernon 80, ,.,.,......,,...
Battcries-Gregg and 6. Fisher. Schac-
fer and Brown.
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MINOR BASEBALL LEAGUES
PACIFIC LEAGUE
Frisco Pitchers Easy.

Los ANGELES. May 5.--Thirteen hits
were made off the San Francisco pitch
ers today. and Los Angeles took the
game TO g. r. II. +.
fOs Angeles ..,.............5 13 O
C., .
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06
Reds Win by Rally,

ST, LOUIS, May 5,-A scvepth-inning
rally gave Cincinnati Il TO victory over
At. Louis today. Harmon was wild and
ineffective. while Gaspar, except for one
inning. kept the hits we'll scattered.
R.H.E
ST. Louis neutrality-suspicious.. l
cincinnati VI "
Batteries - Harmon Corridor and
Phelps; Gaspar am Mclean.
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Morgan Invincibe.

PHI. .ADELPIIA, May 5.-PhiIadel-
phia swamped Washington today. 40 10 -
The latter played poorly in the neld and
could not HIT Morgan. Only two players
OF each team were credited with asSlsS
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06
Giants Are Outplayed.

NEW YORK. May 5.--The Philadelphia
team outplayed New York in every way
today winning Q TO 3. Ewing did not al
low the locals hit until the seventh.
Ri f.
Philadelphia 80. .,.....-..........9 IL o
New York ...,................ ..sr.-sJ !"
Batteries-EwiuS and Doom; Raymond
Dickson. IIawitter and Sch]ei Wilson.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-06
Scores Made in Third.

Batteries-N Nagle and orendorfr; Miller,
Amcs and Berry.
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Washington .... .s...,..........'
Philadelphia .... ,.,..,..,..r-.. ~ !
Bntteries-Walk and Street: Morgan
and Livingston.
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-17
The Pie Counter
as a Factor
in Politics

To such these patronage the be-a dali
the whole thing and the government of the
only provide salaries Who shall get this job that job the
other is the question worth moments consideration The
Of what they call pie They farther
selves that denied his customary stock of
political ammunition rretrevaby crushed and eliminated from
public life
What time Uncle Joe rampaging UP the
swearing that the insurgents ought be hanged
their rebellous brethren with primaries
California, Washington Iowa. Kansas and other
Wcerham read the insurgents of party, Hitchcock
allow them postmasers and Sherman persuaded himself
natural OF exclusion from the that insurgency
was the wane'
they appear have discovered
made the discovery for them that patronage does really
much figure results they had supposed
OF the professional theory is rudely blasted
If the politicians require further teaching this subject
they might find the electoral history
In that the andpatters have had absolute
the Fat which the habit fry of the protected
interests Yet of all these supposed advantages repub
can pura Maine have been uniformly dwindng
and have disappeared altogether.
In political way Senator Hale supreme in Maine The
Offices his gift and he had full plethor
campaign funds But under his management the plurality
declined from 1926 in 1896 1904 in 1906 later
less The point that this wear
Hale understand that his rule retired from
the tight reelection but he made secure
the OF his congress he dastrousv
So much for the power of patronage.
1t will make the difference of pins the insurgents
whether they their share of patronage might easily
apporion these of weakness
than of strength The whole theory of this
regard founded puere msconcepon the facts and of
the working of popular sentiment.
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-17
Answers to Queries

NEGROES. H., Kennett. Can a negro in
san Francisco live wherever he pleases. or does
It true that all negroes live in a certain down
town district?
The negro is not restricted to any
particular part of the city. (2) 1t is
not true that all negroes live In GER
tain down town precinct.
ATLANTIC oCEAN--C. F. s., City. What is
the greatest depth of the north Atlantic ocean !?
The United States photographic office,
answering this question, says: The
greatest depth of the North Atlantic
ocean is 1862 fathoms or 27,972 feet
This depth is at the eastern end of the
island of Haiti in latitude 10 degrees
80 minutes north, by longitude CT de-
grees AZ minutes west, and was found
by the United States ship Dolphin while
running line of soundings from Hat
teras to Mona passage during January
1902.
VEGETABI ES-House Keeper, City Having
had a dispute with several house keepers to
the time required for the cooking of the ordi-
nary vegetables. have decided TO refer the mat
ter to the Query Department
Miss Maria Parloa, principal for
many years of the school of cooking in
Boston. Mass. gives the following as
the time required
Potatoes, boiled, 80 minutes.
Potatoes, baked, 45 minutes
Sweet potatoes, boiled, 10 minutes.
Sweet potatoes baked, one hour
Squash, boiled, % minutes.
Squash, baked. As minutes.
Green peas, boiled, 20 toe4O minutes.
Shell beans. boiled, one hour.
String beans, boiled, one hour.
Green corn. % to 60 minutes.
N
How should the announcement of a wedding
engagement be acknowledged?
BY short note of congratula ton and
expression of hope for happiness In the
future.
FORMER PRESIDENT-J. D.. Irvington. who
preceded the incumbent president of the French
republic?
Emile Loubet.
DEG REES-J. D., Irvington Tell about the
degrees granted in universities. such as Ph.D..
LID, etc. Why are they granted and is
Ph.D. ever granted honorary?
Such degrees which mean doctor OF
philosophy. doctor of laws, ETC., and are
academical titles originally granted TO
one so well versed in MS speciality as
to be qualified to teach 1t. Hence. one
who has taken the highest degree con-
ferred by university or college or has
received diploma of the highest de-
gree, as doctor of law, of medicine, of
music or of philosophy. Such diplomas
may confer honorary titles only.
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-17
Gossip Of Railwaynen

r. GORGE NAVE, the youthful COM
mercial agent of the Chicago
Northwestern, has been intro
ducing an old friend to the local rail-
road fraternity. He is captain of a
steamer. but the only name George uses
during the introduction is Captain
Roughness.''
He introduced the captain to his boss,
r. r. Ritchie. yesterday. a foolhardy
thing to do to ones boss, and the cap
tain nearly crushed Ritchie's hand.
He has grip like a harder sub
stance than STEEL" says Ritchie. Fol
lowing my Introduction Nave presented
the captain to Tom Tilly of the Union
Pacific and before I could tell Tom not
to shake hands he was writhing in pain.
But Nave thought it was a good
joke. He laughed heartily with the
captain and the latter in his jocular
mood slapped Nave on the knee. Now
we are laughing. Nave has been limp
ing for a week.
John. Phelan, general agent of the
Great Northern al Los Angeles, is in
the City for few days
Joseph Stanton, general agent of the
Rock Island lines, with headquarters at
Los Angeles. was in the city yesterday
on business.
Arrangements have been about con-
cluded by the transcontinentaI roads
entering California for the expediting
of shipments east of canned goods and
dried fruits. Heretofore shipments of
these products have. not made the usual
schedule time and at a general confer
ence between the freight officials of the
Santa Fe, Southern Pacific and West
ern Pacific, held yesterday, it was de-
cided to expedite this movement as
much as possible.
The roads will arrange to make
schedule time or as near schedule time
as possible. 1t will not be as difficult
to make this time now as it has been
because of the general Improvement of
all of the roads during the last few
months. particularly the roadbeds and
equipment.
Fifty cents and the book" will be
the price at the bookfest dinner of the
Transportation club. to be held in the
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-17
RSoNS IN THE NEWS

J. E PATTERSON. Businessman OF Pomona
is among the recent arrivals at the Argonaut.
COLONEL T. H. MINOR Of BakersSeld "a
among the recent arrivals at the st. Francis
MR.. AND MRS. WILLIAM WHITE MOORE Of
San Antonio. Tex. are guests at the Msnx-
E. J. SMITH, a merchant OF Chico, Is among
the recent arrivals at the St. Francis.
CHARLES F. DUNBAR, an oil operator OF van
eouver. is guest at the ST. Francis
c. 3. DEVICES, a fruit grower Of Sacramento.
is a recent arrival at the Palace
H. W. o'MELvENY, an attorney Of Los An-e-
les, is staying at the Palace.
JOHN 3. PARISH. a mining man Of Denver. ia
registered at the St Francis.
J. 7. coNDoN, banker Of Los Angeles. Is
registered at the Stewart.
s. G. SHIRLEY, mining man OF Elko. New e
staying at the Argonaut.
F. Q. MoeAvIc, iumbermsn Of Mccloud. Is
staying at the Palace.
R. NJ sErTEN, hoteIman of Sacramento. 1.
guest at the Palace.
JUDGE NJ S. BEEBE Of Portland /. . cues. .s
the Palace.
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-17

clubrooms Saturday evening, Septem-
Der "a. The impression was created
that the dinner was to cost one big
dollar unless each guest brought a
book for the clubs library, but the
price will be SO cents. However, bring
a contribution for the new bookcase.
Advance sheets of the Time Card for
the next issue indicate that the editor
purposes running a rogue's gallery.
W. H. Green. vice president and gen
eral manager of the Denver, Laramie
and northwestern, which at present ex-
tends from Denver to Greely, Colo, Sd
miles, has announced that the road is
gong to build to Puget sound. The
Instance from Denver is 1900 miles.
An exceedingly interesting bit of
comment was that of Franklin K. Lane
MEMBER of the interstate commerce
commission. who has just returned
from the international railway confer
ence at Berne, Switzerland. Lane was
one OF the representatives of the Unit
ed states to the international railway
conference.
Inc conference established beyond
tiiiiiA, the supremacy OF the
American railroad from the standpoint
or efficiency," says Lane. One of the
questions left, in my mind, is as to how
european railroads manage to pay A. 5
ana per cent in dividends with the
small volume of traffic they have COM
pared with the volume we have.
nave seen more freight moving in
single hour at Chicago, Pittsburg and
Jersey City than I saw in an entire
month In Europe. OF course the answer
OF the European railroadman is that
their railroad systems are entirely ade-
auate to the needs of their countries;
and that is probably true
Our railroading system is without
parallel in the world because we are
IlVins as nation, and in Europe they
i've as communities That accounts in
part Tor the wonderful efficiency of the
american railroad. l doubt very much
II you could throw all the railroad sys-
TENS OF Europe together and move the
Iowa and Kansas corn crop within the
year.
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-17

o. RICH manager OF the Palace hotel. left
vacation trip yesterday with Mrs. Rich. They
will spend some days in the Santa Cruz noun
tains and later stay at the Del Monte rancho.
JOHN NJ. GARDINER OF Los Angeles motored up
from the south yesterday and took apartments
at the Stewart with his family.
ELMER H. cox. lumberman Of MADEIRA. re-
turned from the east yesterday after attend
ing the conservation congress
w. D. FORSTER, general traffic manager Of the
Tonopah-Goldheld railroad. is at the Stewart
with Mrs. Forster.
W. W. McCREDIE o: Portland and d. E. Dug
dale OF Seattle. baseball magnates. are staying
at the st. Francis
W. S. GuILFoRD, merchant of willows. is In
town on business and is making the Palace his
headquarters.
w. E. DUNLAP OF Tulare and L. S. Hicks of
Marysrils among the recent arrivals at
the Manx.
SURGEON C. P KINDLEBERGER. L. $. n.
and Mrs. kindleberger have apartments at the
Fairmont.
J. w. FOSTER manager of the Pacific Grove
hotel at Del Monte. is guest at the st.
Francis
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-17
Nt Cao,.aooo,
Birds Flee From Aeroplanes


curious effect Of aviation is re-
ported from the champagne producing
district of France. 1t is disclosed by A
correspondent in Country Life trying TO
explain the bad prospects of the com
ing shooting season. One reason for
the scarcity of birds is alleged to be
the frequency with which at Rheims
and Mourmelon aeroplanes are heard
and seen In the air. The quail and part
ridge appear to think that the aero
plane Is new kind of bird OF prey
and one of the most terrible. with the
result that they have become fugitives
from the district. This is perfectly
credible; but, on the other hand, 1T is
only the novelty that terrifies the wild
creatures One can imagine how the
English hares and rabbits scuttfk
across the fields when they first heaH
and saw steam engine, but today they
may be seen feeding In perfect peace
while the train passes close to them.
The motor. too, has ceased to be ter
ror to animals.
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-17
LNaaxHla4eo

least disconnected a knockdown blow 80 S
would made about looking like walking tombstone
insisted explain himself and
the key to his optimism.
anda
tried to comfort myself with that
"''Tsnt as twice bad.
waswhether broke
rabbits the the Sunday school didn't
Christmas I'd myself with
'Tisnt rs bad
"And still do"
little notion, isn't it?
But isn't thereaw whole philosophy OF in
points o life
which
of your
all world divided
dwell of 'Ti't bad
bd and the people who dwell the valley Its good
better
looking
folks less than they.
looking
who much than they.
The the way always
good things they
things lack.
epigram in day to this effect:
oices that she 5 ew1be =
The lived valley
better the second the mountain of "Tnt
bad"
OF they're both right They both they
The only difference that the
dwellers
Which class do belong to?
like o from one to
why think shal-haye of
dwelr daily daily be
reminded into optimism by
"'Tisn't as bad as if it twice as bad"
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-17
TROUBLE
EITHER
WAY

began the bank until eeron made me
ank stoveppe hole
then Git broke the bankers It's pn
red gold gasoline 1t and norts
like the good old
pendthri like wealth as
than
together like Ounce and
then bio" in your "'d at once oss s.. ..a -. nla4o
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-17
Poor Prospects

Yes" said Miss Passay, Il found a
very nice boarding house today, but
the only room they had to offer me had
folding bed in 1T. and I detest those
things"
"Of course" remarked Miss Pert, lone
can never hope to find a man under a
folding bed."-Catholic Standard and
Times
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-17
A Limerick of the Sea

A Llfner1Ck OF the Sea
There was a young lady named Banker,
Who slept while the ship was at anchor.
She awoke in dismay
When she heard the mate say,
Now hoist up the top sheet and
spanker." Exchange
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-17

Size yourself up as others do and
you'll find that you don't amount to so
much.