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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04

The Milbank people who are
raising yellow-legged chickens
will do we'll to see that their hen
coops are in good order and that
they make a proper restriction
on their hocks wandering to far
from home about the 9th of next
month, as the Methodist preach
ers of the Aberdeen district are
planning to be here on that date
for three days conference, and
as the preachers are said to have
a peculiar failing for stewed
chicken, it wouldn't be the
fair thing to put any temptation
in their way. We shall later
publish the program of the con-
ference.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04
Confirms Large Class.

The visit of the Rt. Rey.
Bishop O'Gorman to the Milbank
church Thursday of last week
was red letter day for ST. Law
renee church of this city. Be
sides the bishop and the resident
priest FIR. Brones, Rev. FIR, Hep
perly of Big Stone, Rev. Fr Sass
of Bristol, were present, when
something like 200 persons were
confirmed, a mum Der of these
being from the Big Stone church.
After the confirmation services
a business meeting of the build.
ing committee was held and the
matter of the new church was
discussed, but definite action
was postponed to meeting in
January, when the bishop ex-
poets to be again here.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04
Second from SiSsetOn.

The local high school foot ball
team defeated the Sisseton high
school team here last Saturday
o> a score of 26 too.
Thl, is the second game the
locals have won over SissetOn
'hl, season and they can do it
aya.n il it is necessary. Alvin
Swanson was one of the stars IN
this game, making three touch
downs, and made some great
gains with the bail. Joseph
Swanson made one touchdown
and earle Saunders one One
touchdown was made in three
minutes from the time the kick.
off was made which shows some
speed.
The Milbank boys have won
one game from Appleton and
next Saturday they are going to
play the Appleton team here and
add another victory to their list.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04
SUICIDE.
John Malsed, Jr., Shoots Himself in
the Head and Dies IN 4 Few Hours.

The community was startled
Wednesday night to learn that
John Malsed, jr., had shot him
self in the head. A few minutes
after ten o'clock Messrs. E. H.
Benedict and E. p. Dore, who
had just come down from the
Knights of Pythias lodge, and
while near the McCollum &
Thirsk building, heard shot fir
ed and the scream of a woman
in the building. On entering
and ascending the stairway they
were met by Mrs. Malsed, jr.,
who in frantic voice exclaimed
that John had shot himself. The
man was found lying on the floor
with a bullet-hole in his head and
the revolver lying on the floor
beside him. Messrs. Benedict
and Dore Immediately telephoned
DR.. Jacotel, who although he was
i'll, responded to the call. DR..
Flett was also called. The pa
tient was found as he had fallen
upon the floor. He was uncon-
scious, and although he lived un-
til seven o'clock the following
morning he never regained con-
sciOusness. 1t is stated that
preceding the tragedy the man
and his wife had had some words,
and as he drew the revolver from
his pocket she implored him to
put it back, but he ordered her
from the room, with a threat Of
shooting her, then turned the
gun upon himself.
The victim of the rash act was
u years Of age, had lived from
early childhood in Milbank, pos
sessed many fine qualities of
heart, and various surmises are
given as to the cause of the deed.
Whatever may have been the
immediate impulse, the real
cause back of all is undoubtedly
the same that has blighted and
blasted thousands of other lives,
and made wreck of some of the
best and noblest of men, and it
is today the greatest curse OF
our civilization.
The deceased leaves a wife,
father, mother, several brothers
and sisters to suffer this great
trouble, and the sympathy of the
community goes out to them in
their trial.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04

Aug. Stadeen a nephew of Mr..
Berg who lives on the Ed. John
son farm, has been suffering
from an attack Of rhe u matism.
Paid ia Full has been witness
ed by two million and a half
people 1t is the most success
ful play Of modern times. II will
be presented a, the Bentley
Grand Nov. 18th, by an all star
cast.
There will be quilts TO be tied
off at the church parIor> of the
M. 3 church next Thursday
afternoon Mem bers and friends
of the aid society please be
present.
Mrs. Amos Heyener of Will.
mot was visiting friends in Mil
bank the first Of the week, she
was the the guest of her brother
Bert Nixson.
Mrs Shannon returned from
New Richmond, Wis, Tuesday,
where she had been visiting old
time friends for few weeks.
Mrs. L. S. Perkins was dowr
from Wilmot to enjoy the dinner
served by he w. r. G. mem bers
Thursday noon.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04
INJURED In AUTO MISHAP.
Rev. Oldfleld Breaks Both Arms in
Fall From Machine.

Mrs. Em ma Bailey, Rev. and
Mrs. Oldtield and Judge S. S.
Lockhart composed an auto,
mobile party last Monday to at
tend a district meeting of Con
greyational churches at Clear
Lake the first of the week, and
iourneyed in Mrs. Railey's car.
"A telephone message was receiv.
ed Monday afternoon that in a
mishap to the car Rev. OIdfeld
had both Of his arms broken, one
break being between the wrist
aud the elbow. The break on
tue other arm was near the
shoulder joint. The accident
occurred near AItamont, when
the Car had reached the top of a
hill, and had given road to a pass
ing team. Mr.. Lockhart jumped
from the vehicle before it turned
turtle, and was thus able to as.
sist ia getting the rest Of the
party from under the machine.
Both Mrs. Bailey and Mrs. Old
field were more or less bruised
and scratched, but it is believed
that only Mr.. Oldtield was ser
iousl hurt. He was taken to Al
lamont, where a physician was
summoned from Clear Lake,
who set the broken bones. Mr..
Lockhart returned home yester.
day morning, the others remain
ing at Altamont.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04
Four Killed i'm Wreck
At MOntevideo Last Sunday Mornfn9.
Extra Section Of Midnight Passen-
ger Crashes into Rear Of
StOck Crafn

ger crashes into Rear OF
Stock Train.
Section four of the midnight
passenger train, crashed into
the rear end OF stock tram at
Montevideo Sunday morning,
killing four and injuring several
others.
THE DEAD:
WILLIAM B. HILL, Miles City
Montana.
THOMAS HILL, son of w. B.
Hill, Miles City, Montana.
GEORGE LEPER. Hosner, S. D.
J DECHTEE, Green way, S. D.
Seriously injured, now in
Montevideo hospital:
George Rehfeld, Aberdeen, s
D., stockman, caught IN burning
caboose, rescued by tiremen.
Possibly fatally burned.
William Borning. Miles City,
Mont, stockman, caught in
burning caboose. Burns very
serious, will probably die
G Parker, Montevideo, en-
gineer Of passenger train, hurt
in jumping.
Sucker, Montevideo, fireman
of passenger train, hurt in jump
ing
Train No. 6 is the regular
passenger train from the west,
which enters Montevideo at 5:45
a. m. daily. On account of the
heavy traffic yesterday the train
was run IN four sections, the
first being the regular Aberdeen
passenger, the next two sections
being special stock trains, run
on passenger time, and the last
section being the heavy Butte,
Mont, passenger train.
The stock train was In the
yards at Montevldeo, when the
extra passenger. running at high
speed crashed, INTO the caboose.
After reversing the engine
Engineer Parker and Fireman
StickIer jumped, but were more
or less Injured. Six stockmen
were asleep in the caboose,
which caught fire, and some of
the adjoining stock cars caught
on fire.
Through the efforts of the
trainmen- and Montevideo fire.
men the passenger cars and all
but two or three stock cars were
saved.
The train crew attribute the
accident to the electric lights in
the stock yards. the glare of
which is said to have prevented
the passenger engineer from
seeing the rear lights on the
stock train. until it was too late
to stop.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04
Married..

At the residence of Rev. Fr.
Brones, in Milbank, on Satur.
day morning. Oct. Goth, 1910,
Miss May Phelan of this city.
aud Mr.. G S. Bills of Judith
Gap, Mont. Rev. FIR. Brones
officiated.
The bride is a young lady
who has grown to womanhood in
Milbank, where she has q large
circle of friends who unite in
wishing her every happiness.
The groom is engaged IN the
rea! estate business at Judith
Gap, Mont. where the young
people go to make their future
home after a short visit to St.
Paul and Minneapolis.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04
A GOOD RECORD.
County Treasurer Nelson Has Col.
lected Over $4,000 Delinquent
Personal Taxes.

The persistency with which
John 0. Nelson, the present
county treasurer, has pushed
the collection of delinquent
personal taxes during his term
of office, has been profitable
thing for the county. The fact
is that this matter had been sad
ly neglected heretofore, but Mr..
Nelson commenced pushing up
the delinquents and looking up
methods to collect the county s
dues as soon as he took the office,
and during the past two years he
has succeeded in collecting of the
delinquent personal taxes of
1907 and previous years a total of
IS, 1904. Had Mr.. Nelson al
lowed things to drift along as
heretofore, but little of this
amount would have found it's
way into the county treasury,
and he is entitled to the thanks
of the tax payers for the very
successful manner in which he
has made their collections.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04

II. A. Martens was a business
visitor at Appleton Wednesday.
John Malsed returned last
week from visit to his Canadian
lands.
F. G.. Miller is at the hospital
at Ortonyllle where be recently
underwent an operation.
Mrs. Lizzie Baird who had
been on ;rlp to New York and
other eastern points, returned
home last Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. K. Crawford,
who have both been living at
Sum NIT for a week or two came
down and spent Sunday at home
Mrs. A. L. Schafer was
awarded the silver medal at the
w. G. T. y. contest held at Le-
Sueur last week.
G. K. Mogen, Louis Larson
and Pete Lee, were west end
people who came down from
Summit Tuesday.
Mrs. Donnavan of Southern
Minnesota, is visiting her daugh.
ters Mrs. George Fosburg aud
Miss Ellen Donnavan.
Mrs. E. S. Van walker return.
ed home Monday after q visit OF
several days at her son Willis
home at Waubay,
The Herald is in receipt OF q
postal card dated Sept. 90, from
John E. Farley, dated at Buonos
Aires, stating that he arrived
safely at his destination Sept. &c
and that he was having q fine
time. He enjoyed the trip very
much, going via England.
G. G. Cooper, editor of the
Revillo Item. was up at the
county seat Monday attending tt
business matters and making
acquaintances.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04
CIRCUIT COURT
Conyenes Next Wednesday, Judge
mcNulty Presiding.

The following is the criminal
and civil calendar for the circuit
court which convenes Wednes-
day, Nov. 9, Judge McNulty
presiding:
CRIMINAL ACTIONS
State of South Dakota, plain
tiff, VS.. Charles Chambers. defend
ant.
State of South Dakota, plain
tiff, VS.. William Givens, defend
ant.
State of South Dakota, plain.
tiff, VS.. Lars Peterson, defendant.
State of South Dakota, plain.
tiff VS.. James O'Brien, defend.
ant.
State of South Dakota, plain
tiff VS.. Joseph Keller, defendant. t.
CIVIL CASES
w. G. Bolser, plaintiff VS..
Minneapolis & st. Louis Ry.
Company, defendant, continued
from previous term.
Clyde n Smith, plaintiff VS..
Louis Il Walner, defendant, con-
tinued from previous term.
Arthur McCabe, plaintiff, VS..
Louisa j. NacCaoe, defendant,
continued from previous terms
Filbert & Johnson, plaintiff
B. Dlrksen aud n. Drk,en,
defendants, continued from pre-
vlous term
A. W. Lindquist, plaintiff VS.
l.. II Bentley, defendant con
linued fr"m previous term.
Anna Htm~, paint if v E. A.
EhrIe, Ad N deftudan'
Tlbbs Hu'chiny> & C. plain
tiff vs.. N. b. .ten & Snu. DC.
fendenl
Adilina Seehater, plain if VS.
Richard Liebe d. feu Ian
The Ma loual Cable & Mfg.
Co., plaintiff VS.. W. F Filbert,
defendant.
Et'er. F<sker,s, plaintiff VS.
Ed win Garneit aud Franklin S.
Garnett, defendant.
Minnie krogness, plaintiff,
VS.. Charles Glander. defendant.
Blooming Valley Township VS..
Ole o. Bronson, defendant
Richard Gras sman, plaintiff VS..
Jake Thompson, defendant, con
tinued from previous term.
E. G. Haslem, plaintiff VS..
George Merritt, ct al. defend
ants, continued from previous
term
W J. Baxter, plaintiff VS.. c.
M. & st. P. Ry. Co, defendant
continued from previous term.
Joseph W. Oehler, plaintiff VS.
Ella M. Oehler, defendant, con
tinued from previous term.
Minneapolis Thresher Co.
plaintiff VS.. Savadge Bros, de
PENDANTS.
H. E. Jones, plaintiff VS.. S. E
Spanton, defendant.
P. r Harden berg & Co., plain
tiff VS.. Y. F. Dove, defendant
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04
Local and Personal Paragraphs.

Knute Ramse the Marvin
hardware man, was Milbank
visitor Sunday.
Attorney H. E. Jones of Rivlllo
was visiting his friends at the
county seat Saturday.
r. A. Fitield is the new Singer
sewing machine agent at this
place, with headquarters on
Second avenue.
A light rainfall turned into
snow Monday night and the
earth was carpeted in white
Tuesday morning.
Mrs. II H. Moss and children
who had been down in Iowa the
past two months visiting rela
t,ves, returned to Milbank last
Friday.
Ed Johnson last week sold his
saloon to Andrew Nordquist,
the latter trading in his farm
property several miles north
of the city.
Charles, son of Mr.. and Mrs.
G. g. Barnes, fell from chair
Saturday, striking on the back
of his head, cutting a cash that
required several stitches to sew
together.
j. w. Forkner of Fergus Falls.
an old acquaintance of Thos
Fitch and Ed. Harper, stopped
off for a few hours Tuesday
visiting friends. He was on his
way home from a trip to Brown
county, where he has a farm.
Miss Clara Whempner, who
has made her home in Mime
apolis, had been visiting with
friends at her old home here in
Milbank for week past, went
to Wilmot Tuesday to visit her
parents, who live in that locality.
Thos. Fitch had short visit
last Monday with an old time
friend in the person of Mrs.
John McEldery, of Webster, who
was on her way to Waterloo, la.
The lady's husband was also a
comrade of Mr.. Fitch's IN Min
nesOta regiment in war times.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Schwantes,
who we're up from Big Stone
Monday took their son Harry
over to Albee on that day, where
he was to take the train for
Brookings to resume his studies
at the Agricultural college.
Mrs. Emil Johnson accom-
panied Godfrey Johnson and
wife to Minneapolis, last week,
when the latter we're on their
way east for q visit to the old
home in Sweden. They sail
from New York on the 9th inst.
Telegraphic word was received
Sunday of the death on that day
of James Mehegan at his home
in Wahpeton. While he bad been
complaining of not feeling well
for several days, his disability
was not considered of q serious
character. and his death came
with q shock to all. Frank and
Will Mehegan, Mrs. Franh
Mehegan and Mrs. G. D. Fair
child, went to Wahpeton the frs
of the week to attend the funera
services.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04
Services at Bronson school House.

Our Savior's Church, Rev. J.
B. Kilness' charge. will mold it's
annual mission, festival in the
Bronson school house, seven
miles south west of Summit, on
Nov. 9th. Rev. G.. N. Peterson
of Wilmar, MINI. the first pas tor
of the congregation, will be the
speaker, The service, which
will begin at 100 o'clock q. M,
will be conducted in Norwegian.
Everybody welcome. ct.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04

The most successful drama on
the American stage, "Pald in
Full" will be the next attraction
at the Bentley Grand opera
house. This great play will be
presented by a New York cast.
The same management that
owned the Climax which recent
~ made such 4 hit in this city
owns the Paid IN Full company
that will appear Nov. 18th.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04

Mr.. and Mrs. Joshua Stan
ford, who have recently been
wing at Spokane, Wash, are
liisiting their daughter. Georgia,
in Milbank. Mr.. and Mrs. Stan
ford are on their way to Florida.
where they expect to spend the
winter, but will visit with friends
at several points between here
and Chicago before going south.
If the climate in Florida agrees
with them they have arranged to
dispose of their interests at
Spokane aud live in the south.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04

D. O. Nelson shipped his
household goods to DuPree, the
first of the week, and with Mrs.
Nelson and baby departed for
their new home Wednesday.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04

Miss Minnie Shannon, who
had been spending several
months at the home of her sister
in Crookston. Minn., returned
home last Friday, nicely improv-
ed in health, but left Monday
evening to attend a meeting of
the librarians Of the state at
Huron.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04
A Postage Stamp is A Success.

Because it sticks to one thing
until it gets there. I have made
it point to give my personal at
tentiOn to the coal business. l
don't pretend to know anything
else or do anything else. l ex-
pect to get there. My coal is
Hot Stuff.
Phone 157. J. G.. RAWSON.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04

A high wheel auto containing
two ladies and baby, from
Albee tipped over near the Will
Martens home south of town,
Tuesday evening. The driver
of the auto was endeavoring to
pass q team and drove too far out
of the road. tipping the machine
over. None of the occupants
were seriously injured.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04

W. E. Norton returned from
his claim in the new country
west of the river last Tuesday,
having secured per mission from
the land Office for years ab
sence from his land. He reports
all the Grant county people out
in the neighborhood of Lennon
as getting along we'll. Elmer
Hilmer' recently sold his place
for $4,000, Ernest Zeigler, a
Wisconsin boy who is we'll known
around here. also sold his place,
which was adjoining Hilmer S,
and was in company with Mr..
Norton on the train on his way
to Wisconsin. Mr.. Norton says
that Gala Atkins was married a
couple of weeks ago, while
Grandma Atkins is in rapidly
falling health, having recently
had another stroke of paralysis.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04

George Fosburg, foreman of
the News Office went to Orton
vile Monday to consult Dr.
Karn. MIR. Fos burg has been
suffering for several years, from
what is supposed to be chronic
appendicitis. Mrs. Fosterg
went down toOrtOnville Wednes-
day to see her husband who was
operated upon that morning,
and last reports were that he
was doing nicely.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04

A young son made it's appear
ance at Clothier Nelson's home
Wednesday.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04

Letters remaining uncalled for IN
Mllbank postonice Oct. 9th, 1910:
Ladies' Namee
Berthe Asnees Hrs. Arthur Coyls
Mrs. Hanna EAgan Cora j. Vito
Robert Bushio-s A. Coylo-a
Winffed Decotean John &aeen II.
Lee Parvin Ole Ollver
AlexandoT Soreneon
In calling Tor any Of the above
please say "advertised'' ana give
date Of list.
a. n. NIXON. r. n.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04

The Young Men 5 Club gave a
Halloween dance at the opera
house Monday night. The hall
was decorated with the colored
electric lights used for street
purposes, pumpkins, corn and
dummy ghosts. A very pleas.
ant evening was enjoyed by all
present.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04

MONEY TO LOAN on farm or city
property.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04

The fou ;ttsses of the high
school gave ID joint party at Har-
monia hall last Friday evening.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04

Miss Anna Peschong enter.
tanned about fifteen of her friends
at the Barney Peschong home,
in Alban township, Monday
evening.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04

Miss Lola Holwic enter tanned
q numb Der of her school friends
Monday evening.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04
GOSPEL IN LITERATURE.

At the Methodist church ser.
les of sermons on the above gen.
eral topic will be given on the
Sunday evenings of this (Novem
Der month. Service at 7:3O
promptly. The subjects are:
Nov. 6-"Jean Vatican" or a
Twice Made Man"
Nov. 13.-"Silas Marner," or
The Expulsive Power of New
Affection.
Nov 20.-"The Calling of Dan
Matthew'S or What's the Mat
ter with the Churches"
Nov. 27.-"Dr. Jekyll and Mr..
Hyde or the Cumulative Power
of Sin.
Everybody will be cordially
received.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-11-04

The following is the criminal
and civil calendar for the circuit
court which convenes Wednes-
day, Nov. 9, Judge McNulty
presiding:
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1910-12-29
Newspaper an Easy Job

Men who like newspapers some times
believe that their profession is an exact
ing one. They are wrong. 1t is the
simplest calling. Making newspaper is
an easy trick. Anyone can do it.
A lawyer with only a diploma and a
brass sign, who would lose a suit even if
the other side was ready to confess judg-
ment will tell you how to run a news
paper. physician who would send his
patient to the morgue before the prescrip-
ton has been filled will know all the fine
points about the making of newspaper.
An actor who never earned any more
than soft tomatoes will give instructions
in handling the worlds news. Anyone
who knows enough to get off the street car
backward has positive opinions on the
press. Even society person who has
never paid anything but call or made
anything but visit or did anything but
tailor knows how stupid those men are
who write stories, edit copy" wres-
tie with ''heads'' that won't fit and get
the paper out on time.
One reason for the universally of per-
lection Of this trade among those who do
not work at it, is that everybody has been
employed at it. It is most unusual
thing to meet man who, when the oc-
.casion ssens ripe, win not say: Il used
to be newspaper man myself" Every
time man works his country editor for
a puff on the strength OF big pumpkin
he graduates in journalism. When he
writes "piece" for the Squash County
Clarion" about "most enjoyable enter
tainment'' he completes his post graduate
course in newspaper work, and when he
writes a communication on both sides of
the paper to the editor he becomes a
thirty third degree member Of the Tribe
Of Scribe.
That so many men have abandoned
literature for law, medicine and the other
easy walks Of life simply shows that many
man would rather fail in one thing
than in another. Washington Star.
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1910-12-29

Following are the names OF the pupils
above the fourth grade who have not
been absent for the month of December:
Olive Hicks, Willamay Gardner. Gladys
Crete, Maybel Schuyler, Mae Hurd, Roy
Maxon, Miriam Crete, Russell Stoddard,
Calvin Gardner, Gordon Dickens, and
Florence Petit.
The children Of the 1st, 2nd, Srd, and
4th grades, who were neither absent or
tardy this past month are: Iona Gard
ner, Mary Helms, Alta Brumbaugh,
Ralph Heer, Marguerite Nette, Charlotte
Hays, Sadie stoddard, Norman Dye,
Asher Getchell, Thomas Rock, Paul
Schleifer, and Ruth Strobe.
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1910-12-29
ObeyinS The Impulse

They were lovers, they-ah, sad mishap.
She was sitting snugly in his lap,
He obeyed the impulse, twas no sin
And "smacked" her twixt the nose
and chin.
They re married now just one short year,
How sad to tell, how sad to hear,
She obeys the impulse, now as then,
She smacks him twixt the nose and chin,
But smacks him with a rolling-pin.
T. Envoi.
just wait a year, and then you'll see,
Instead Of two there will be three;
A babe, who overworks his lungs,
And yells and bawls in a thousand
tongues,
And tries his vocal chords to rend-
They smack not him twixt nose and chin,
They "smack" him not with rolling
pin,
They obey the impulse-what sin,
They smack him on the other end.