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Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1910-04-09
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KUUSEVELI
AND PINCHOT
SOON MEET
He With Mrs. Roosevelt Ar
rive at Genoa Tired Rut
Extremely Happy.
Jokes ABOUT The BACK
FROM THE ELIZA CLUB"

spectGI Dy Uaftsd Press Wfrs.
Genoa, April &c Colonel and Mrs,
Roosevelt, with United States Consul
James A. Smith, toured the Genoa
art gallery today. They went TO the
galleries in a closed automobile be-
cause of the heavy rain. Mr.. Smith
gave them luncheon at noon. Sew
eral prominent persons were invited,
but 1t was informal The Roosevelts
took the train this afternoon for Por-
to Maurizio.
Colonel Roosevelt confessed that ba
was tired, but" he said, Il have
driven three hours in the open. What
beauty | have lived again the old
memories Of my honeymoon. / shall
go to Forto Maurizio to embrace CiIf-
ford Pinchot, my old friend, who has
been sent to meet me by the Back
From Elba club and to inform me
about American politics.
Mr. Roosevelt willingly aeceded to
Clifford Pinchot's request for an IN
terview at Porto ManrizIo. where Miss
Carow, Mrs Roosevelt's sister. has
villa. The former chief forester WIN
arrive here on Monday It seems GER
tain, however, that the visit Of Mr.
Pinchot will not be followed BY any
OF the sensational developments that
evidently are expected In some QUAR-
ters. Mr.. Roosevelt has announced In
advance that he will have nothing to
say after the interview.
Mr.. Pinchot is expected to explain IN
detail his side Of the series of events
that led up to his dismissal by Presi-
dent Taft from the post Of forester.
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GARD OF THANKs.

The undersigned takes this
method to sincerely thank the many
friends and relatives for the kind
ness shown during the recent sick
ness and demise of my dear husband.
Especially do desire to thank Mrs.
Mary Ellen Quirk, Mrs. Ruel Snyder,
Mr.. Carl Wielson. Mr.. Niels Hanson.
Mr.. Warner. Jacob Lamp and Mr.. w.
w. Blocker, of the L. v. r. r., for
the close attention paid during my
husbands sickness; also the several
societies and lodges and persons con-
tributing the several handsome floral
pieces. desire to thank the /. b.
Tice Lodge No. 500, B. Of r.. n. IT,;
Court Amboy No. 5S, r. Of A.: San
Salvador Council No. 299, X Of CT:
Geo. b. Mcclellan Engine Company
No 8: Pride Of Amboy Lodge, B. OF
Il. f. & d.; Star Of Grace Lodge No.
n, Shepherds Of Bethlehem, and
Undertaken T F. Burke and the peo-
pie In general
MRS. 9. J, O'HARA.
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BROOK. YIN CHURCH is
DESTROYED By FIRIEE |:

New York, April 9.-The Greene
Avenue Presbyterian church, Of
Brooklyn, was completely destroyed
by fire this afternoon. The building
was of frame construction, built in
1874. The fire started beneath the
pulpit and before an alarm could be
turned in the inside of the building
was afiame The structure was COM
pletely destroyed in less than thirty
minutes from the time the FIRE was
discovered The surrounding prop
erty was in danger. Three alarms
were turned in, bringing Chief
Croker from Manhattan to take
charge The loss is $3.50, 900.
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-F f9Bk1tAAktE W ttA0 y e3t4@t<7 AAfLAAts
Newark, April o.: Speaker Ward
of the House of Assembly issued the
following statement from his home
in Uloster:
AS speaker OF the House Of the
Assembly it Is my duty to speak out
regarding what has been character
ized by the press as the disgraceful
scenes connected with the closing
hours of the legislature which, 1t
is stated in the papers, took place on
the ground floor back of the speak
er's rostrum.
The room on the ground floor in
back OF the speakers rostrum is the
private office of the speaker, with the
clerks Office to the left and my Sec
retary's room to the right Not q
single woman and no liquor of any
kind were In these rooms at any
time The supervisor OF bills rooms
are on the floor above. and not con-
nected with the speakers room or
with the floor Of the Assembly cham
ber.
"The records will show that the
members, with one or two excep-
tions, were in their seats during the
entire night and were attending
strictly to the business of the House.
The McCran water bill, the railroad
revaluation bill and other important
bills were discussed at length and
passed that night.
During the recess was told that
there was something going on up-
stairs in the office Of the supervisor
of bills was very busy, as every
body knows, but took the time to
go up there and see what was going
on. The assistant supervisor of bills,
one member of the Assembly and
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FORTIFICATION OF THE
PANAMA CANAL ROUTE
sgeosal by Un.ssd Press wsrs.

New York, April General d.
w. Witherspoon, Major w. @. Haan,
Captain Knapp and Commander W.
u. Maxwell, members Of the canal
fortification board, arrived from
Panama today on the steamer Girls
tobal. They were reticent about the
qefenses, saying only that the forth
tication works would require an ap-
preparation Of $4,000 900 or $4,000
Q00. and that they had met with no
difficult engineering problems to
overcome.
Tney said that the friction among
the directors in charge Of the big
undertaking in early stages of the
work had been entirely eliminated,
and the workers were making excel
lent progress, ayen breaking records
in their line. The party will go to
Washington to submit their plans to
the secretary OF war and the Presi-
dent.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1910-04-09
WlTTE PREVENTED A
DUEL BY APOLOGY

St. Petersburg, April, 9:-Only an
apology by Count Witte, former Rus
sian premier, who conducted Russia Is
peace negotions with Japan to General
Kuropatkin today prevented a duel.
General Kuropatkin took as personal
insult Count Witte Is remark before a
meeting Of the Academy Of Military En-
gineers, that Russia Is military Offices
Of the present day were lacking In
moral courage. He Immediately chal-
lenged Witte. The count sent an
apology explaining that he meant no re.
Election upon Kuropatkin and his con-
duct of early stages Of the Russian jap
anese war
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1910-04-09
HAND OHAND FIGHTING
WITH HKNIvESlN TURKEY

apeesel sg Uasted Prsss WIRE
Constantinople, April 0;-Ten thous-
and Turkish troops are being mobilized
to re-enforce the soldiers trSing to sup-
press the Albanian revolts. The Gov
ernment is preparing several walships
to go to the Adriatic sea to b6nbard
the Albanian coast. Most of the fight
ing betEeen the rebels and Turkish
troops is now hand to hand with knives.
1t is the most barbarous butehery in
years in Turkey. Both sides are mas
sacreing many prisoners.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1910-04-09
So, 900 BUILDING TO BE
ERECTED BY PHI. LEVY

Plans are about complete for a
new two-story brick building to be
erected for Philip Levy. IN Hall ave-
nue., between Charles and COrtlandt
streets. Architect ] k. Jensen ex-
poets TO have the plans completed by
the middle Of next week, at which
time they will be inspected by the
owner and given out for bids. The
structure will be 75x25 feet IN size.
of fancy brick construction, and Will
cost approximately $4,000.
At the Auditorium tonight Dexter
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1910-04-09
MARRIED IN
JERSEY CITY;
KEPT SECRET

Announcement has been made Of
the marriage of Kathryn Trauger, of
40 First street, to Victor Satter, Of
I2I9 QNfa0h street The wedding
took place March 8 at the parsonage
of the Rev. J. r. T9umpower, Of ST
Paul's M. o. church, Of Jeraey City
q former pastor of this city
The young couple are well-kn0wn
In this city and the news came as q
surprise to all their friends The
groom is a member Of the fIrIn Of
Hans Satter & Son, stone dealers and
general contractors They have
taken UP their residence at 160 First
street, where they have furnished a
home.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1910-04-09
PERU AFTER LOAN IN
FRANCE; NOTE RECEIVED

Washington, April 9:-The Peru
Wan government, according to des-
patches to the state department to-
day from the Charge OF the Ameri-
can legation at Lima, has negotiated
in France loan OF 100000. Al
telegram from Guayaquil, expressing
regret at the attack on Peruvians. Is
having a-Heassuring effect, he SAYS.
So far as the department knows.
however, there Is no change In thesit-
uation and the possibility of war still
exists.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1910-04-09
DESTROYER PERKINS
is LAUNCHED TODAY
spectal bu unlted Prsas Rtre.

Quincy, Mass, April 9:--The tor
pedo boat destroyer, Perkins, was
launched here today at the works of
the Fore River Shipbuilding Com-
pany. where she was built. Mrs.
Larz Anderson, OF Brookline and
Washington, acted as sponsor for the
vessel, which is named for her fa-
theT, Commodore Perkins. The Per-
kins Is due for delivery to the gov
ernment September / Her length Is
nearly 500 feet. breadth twenty-six
feet, displacement 742 tons. and she
is expected to develop speed OF at
least thirty knots an hour.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1910-04-09
WOMEN TEACHERS II
SESSION IN BRUNSWICK
Special to the EVENING NEWS.

Special to the EVENING NEWS.
New Brunswick, April 9:An
event of unusual interest in local ed
ucational circles was the luncheon
given by the women teachers Of
Middlesex county at the Mansion
House this afternoon. at which the
Middlesex County Women Teachers
Club was organized. The affair was
attended by many OF the women
teachers throughout the county and
by representatives from the Teach
ers' Clubs in Jersey City. Paterson,
Newark, Elizabeth, Trenton and
Camden.
The speakers incluGbd Miss Grace
C. Strachan, district superintendent
OF the New York public schools. and
president of the Interborough Asso-
citation of New York women teach
ers: Mrs. Frank A. Pattison. presi-
dent Of the New Jersey Federation OF
Women's Clubs, and Miss Louise
Connolly, superintendent of the Sum-
NIT schools.
The officers elected We're as fol-
lows. President, Miss Emma A. Me-
Coy, of New Brunswick; vice presi-
dent. Miss S. T. NJ Brown, South
River; treasurer, Miss Chrissie M
Bartle, of New Brunswick; recording
Miss Sarah s. Rainear, of
Oak Tree; general secretary, Miss
Saidee A. Smith, of New Brunswick.
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CLAIM CORPORATIONS
LIKE INDIVIDUALS

New York, April O.: Contending that
corporation, like an individual, cannot
under the constitution be compelled to
give evidence against itself, the Ameri-
can Sugar Refining Company, through
counsel has taken an appeal to the Uni
ted States Supreme Conrt from the de-
cimon of Judge Laeombe, who ordered,
The company . produce its boks before
the Federal Giand jury. The sugar
trust was fined $500 for contempt OF
couvS yesterday Tor not producing its
books.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1910-04-09

Whole State Aroused by Report Of Disgracefu Proceed
ings at Close Of the legislature Senator SiIzer's
view-s Statement by Speaker Ward.

Trenton, n j., April 8. From nearly
every pulpit in Trenton and other cit
les and towns in New Jersey there will
break tomorrow storm OF denuncia.
tion Of the astounding drunken orgy
that marked the closing session Of the
lower house Of the one hundred and
thirty fourth legislature Of the state
Clergymen Of Trenton, headed by
the Rev. George w. Ridout OF the
Methodist church, the Rev. Hugh B.
MacCauley of the Presbyterian church,
the Rev. Judson Conlin, the Rev. ]. X.
Manning, the Rev. Fl. Collins MInton
and the Rev. Hamilton Schuyler, have
asked Governor Fort to investigate
what the governor himself has de-
scribed as IAN AFFAIR that is disgrace
to the state"
The details of the disorder that be-
gan In the assembly chamber at Thurs
day midnight supply groundwork for
an amazing Indictment of the closing
session of the assembly.
1t is declared that a group Of notori-
ously dissolute women were brought to
the assembly and got whole section
Of seats In the gallery, where they
conducted themselves so shockingly by
yelling to members below, hurling con-
fettl at them and singing to them that
decent women were forced to with
draw.
Afterward in a room off the gallery
the disreputable women, with mem
bers Of the legislature and attaches of
the capitol, indulged in wild revelry,
with high kicking and hoochee-coochee
and Apache dances. All decency and
restraint were abandoned.
When the confetti gave out the wo-
men took to throwing books. Legisla-
tors staggered on the floor or slept at
the desks in undlsguisable intoxica-
tion. Drinks were served at the desks
of members. The coarsest and most
undignified acts of horse play and
trough house" were enacted.
What the Governor Says.
When the governor was asked
about the matter, he said
II shall certainly find out Just
what occurred. Everyone knows my
position in matter of this kind
have done everything could to
keep my administration clean and
free from anything that would re-
fleet on the state. have been busy
since the legislature adjourned and
do not know about the conduct Of
| the members at the close OF the ses-
sion except what has been told me
! by witnesses. IF what / have heard
| is true the scenes in the statH~hQuse
were an outrage. / want to know
! what happened and win find out
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VIII call for and deliver or clean on
the floor by the VACUUM PROCESS.
vRcuUS a9s5 M cLEANRiESG E asIRi SSs's. eoMPhNq nIDz
2e5 High St
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D. OF P. TO CELEBRATE
ANNIVERSARY APRIL 20

The thirteenth anniversary of
Mohawk Council No SO, Degree OF
Pocahontas, will occur on Friday,
April 20, of this year and the mem
bers of the council have already be-
gun preparations to celebrate the
event. At meeting of the council
in Red Mems hall last night 1t was
decided to have social time at the
next meeting for the members and
their friends to be invited. A colla-
tion will be one OF the features Of
the social. At the meeting two can
didates were initiated
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WANT REPRESENTATIVE
IN THE REICHSTAG
spsoial bn Unltad Press tgfra.

Cape Town. April 8 Resolutions
denouncing the fatherlapd policy of
handing over German Southwest
Africa's natural resources to a syndf-
cate without adequate comrensa-
ton, to the disadvantage Of individ-
ual settlers. were adopted today at
a series OF protest meetings through
out the COLONY. The colonists de-
mand representation in the Reichstag
so that they may voice the griev-
anees torcibly,
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What Senator slIzer Saws.


Evidently Senator George s. sill
zer does not agree with DR.. w. e.
Ramsay as to what took place at the
state house on the closing night of
the legislature. AS was told in the
EVENING NEWS yesterday, the re-
port has been sent broadcast from
Trenton to the effect that disgusting
and disgraceful conduct Of some of
the assemblymen marked the clos
ing hours. Yesterday DR.. Ramsay,
one of the Middlesex assembIymen,
said the story was absolutely false.
When Senator Silzer was asked
whether or not the newspaper ac-
count OF the orgies was true, he re-
piled:
Yes, all Of 1t. From what I hear
guess the newspaper accounts were
not exaggerated bit. 1t is disgust
ing to think that the men would give
themselves up to such doings, but
they did. nevertheless /"
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1910-04-09

1910 Model, five-passenger touring
car, run less than 1000 miles, big
bargain. Inquire Sections. 70 Smith
street. 10492-4-5-5ts
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WHOLE TOWN is WIPED
OUT BY INCENDIARY FIRE

Berlin, April 8; Six people are
reported dead today in a fire that de-
stroyed 207 houses, practically the
whole town of Bezesno in Selisia.
Ninety houses were also burned in
Mesonow. across the Russian from
tier. 1t is undoubtedly the work of
an incendiary. Thousands OF per-
sons are homeless and will be tenn
porarily cared for by provincial
authorities.
At the Auditorium tonight Dexter
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1910-04-09

Some ef the neRsv Of ycur Imme-
iiata neighborhpod may be found H.
20 want lis E0aR9,
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Sewing Machines, any make, any
style, at A. Jensen, S36 State street.
2762-2-3-tfe
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At the Auditorium tonight Dexter
Five rs. Kingnpod Wanderers
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Sole agency for National Cash
Registers, all the latest models. A.
Jensen. 33e State street
s762-2-s-tfs
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some other men, together with half
dozen women, were there. Every
one was seated and all were quiet.
/ simply looked in,and, seeing moth
Ing Objectionable, left Immediately.
Later in the night saw bot
tie OF beer standing on the desk of
the same member ] had seen up
stairs. I Immediately went to this
member and asked him what he
meant by having that bottle there.
and ordered him to take 1t out at
once, which he did.
This is all / know of the alleged
disgracefuI scenes Neither myself
nor the members of the House would
stand for a minute for anything such
as is described in the papers as hay-
ing taken place, and / do not believe
the members generally knew any
thing of 1t IL it did happen. / cer-
tainly would have instantly stopped
such a scene II II had taken place
OF / had known anything about It,
II wish an investigation could be
had, because the state ought to know
that the officers and members of the
house, with perhaps one or two ex-
ceptions, took no part in and know
nothing about what took place in the
supervisor of bills room, and If
anything such as is described did oc-
cur, those individuals responsible for
it should be publicly named and
driven from public Office in disgrace.
Officers Of the House should not
be held responsible for what they
knew nothing Of, and the state
should not be disgraced by the acts
OF few irresponsible persons.
"HARRY p. WARD,
Speaker Of the House"
What Newarkers Saw.
Several prominent Newarkers, not
members OF the Legislature, but who
were in the state house Thursday
morning, give graphic descriptions
OF the spectacle just before adjourn
ment
Here is what these witnesses say
happened:
During the recess for luncheon
dozen Trenton women who had been
in the gallery were entertained and
did some entertaining stunts In the
room used by the supervisor of bills
and his assistants during working
hours. There was a goodly supply
| of LIQUID refreshments of an Rlc0-
holic variety, and songs and dance
movements added to the gaiety.
Some of the women sat on the laps
OF the men present and distributed
kisses generously
After the recess one assemblyman
fell Into the arms OF Morpheus.
When he was aroused to vote on q
question he found bottle Of beer
on his desk. He picked the bottle
up and waved 1t at the speaker. ask
Ing II he might not be permitted to
|. put IT back In cold storage. There
| was afther horse-play, when two.
jpblicd uen wen upon the floor u sESss
| House and attempted to take a mem-
! Der from his seat. The assemblyman
proved too much for the officers, and
! fioored them both.
Witnesses say the scenes were dis
gusting and disgraceful. They al
lege that intoxicated men and women
mingled in the galleries and side
rooms and threw waste baskets and
bill files at the members. All of
these statements are confirmed by
an attache of the House, who de-
clares that he saw several cases of
beer carried into the state house. He
also says that he saw the men and
women embracing each other. 9th
ers present say they didn't see any
such thing. Yg
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At the Auditorium tonight Dexter
Five VS.. Kingwood Wanderers
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At the Auditorium tonight Dexter
Five vs.. Kingwood Wanderers.
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Have you our new Price
Listl
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Because our Net Price List
viii help you. It win save you
time, and it will give you the
information you ought to have.
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No. ?. Advantages Of Our Net Price List

Because Misunderstanding are
prevented; making possible the
mutual respect and confidence
between you who purchase; and
we who sell.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-11-18

:: Groceries \
IS pounds best graduated sugar for
l21c best Standard Corn, sale price, per can. ............o
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-12-04

IA ~" morn -. ~ ~" ily h" wI, as,Sl -
srnit.d july - ,pu Ih's c.ri. t." hal
for M" ~, ,:"-t -yr! - So br' a. King
HUmt..r' was not .l,-..~~ri.'.-i ~ hr"i--
fat 'N" mean dat Mt ru--r,- historical
value
Ou" l@''ar from Geprs" y C,r'"'you
relates 10 rh.' h-rq."' II ~" Mckinney
inaugural. amt another on. saws Mem y
ar" not us"i NJ staff. dinners III th" f.N""u-
~" Mansion Th.r" - ru"uI IN H...
~ IA" meals ser eel ny VI" Pullman '"UI-
ranv y, tn. Dr.,lpmarirC rps on ,H..r va"
from Washington "a Buffalo 10 attend 'ho
Nick Inl.y funeral services. and u: ~"
last public hanGu"t attended 10y Py"s dent
Mckinley h.for" h." was shot That
banquet was held In New ORLEANS
II IL interesting to note. going through
th" Ca'alozu. and turning III" 'cay"s Of
ths i.t'"r files. -hl. 'he collector sing
one menu Sorn"rim". unexpectedly s.-
cures another Here. for Instance, Is a
I.tt.r from Sir Alfred New ton. Io-i
Mayor Of London in 1900 lie writes on
IN. letter paper ~ Tn" CITY Of London
Imperial Volunteers. ~ follow
have much pleasure n complying with
yoIr r.uuc-. and further snriosn IN. tabl.
plan and menu az S"rv Interesting banquet
gwen by the Grii!sr- Company. % which |
nave. the honor - u" IT," master
This volunteer contribution proved to
H.. H.. menu ~ N" Worshipf'Il COMPANY
81 Graders luncheon at Gridi.rs Hall
20 the Secretary 81 Stat. and members
81 IN. Council Of India. NAV. 1900.
Their" is on" wrItt"n menu glued 10 tho
iu-iu" If tho cover Of "a Cigar box which
has peculiarly interesting history. 10
- On" 81 TWO bills 81 far. written Nv
rh" chef ~ tn" breakfast gwen by his fol-
lowers 10 Aguinaldo on hIs thirty fourrh
birthday. ard TINT breakfast was being
consumed when Gen then Capt Fun
-t"n interviewed and made ARuinaldo his
prisoner.
Tn" rn"nT - written IN q fair quality
q coated paper glued 70 m" cigar box
cover and has ornamental border, IN blue
and red p"u"I! -"rhwl- II - signed nv
the chef. i Bu"u-Ic"Ep. At least, rh,
reporter assumed that IN" signature was
u th" chef IL IN" banquet. for IL was fol-
fowed by th..-" words. 'N1"stro Cnci-
nero
Tho menu is dated Pilanan. T.uzon,
March ~. 1901 m show. TINT IN hi-
thirtv-fnIrth hsrrhdlv and just h"fnrn he
was captured ARIinlldo wa eating rrca
with Red ross sauce ith" SirIs," prD-rI'u-
ably captured from Rod CrD-, hu-uir.p.
siusag' ,. meat bIlls. fish. chicken. mock