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Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1910-12-30
TO SAVE HER GLOVES.
From Harper's Bazaar.

From HarperS Bazaar.
Having been unfortunate in losing or
m%islaying my gloves quite frequently,
or even one Of what was always sure
to be O new pair, / devised the plan of
writing my name with ink on the in
side of the wrist of each glove. This
has saved the expense &C more thar II
one new pair and has been a lasting
source Of comfort,
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1910-12-30
IIl-Mannered Chicken,

Little Robert, 8 years of age, went
with his grandmother to the chicken
park to see her feed the chickens.
When the little ones jumped upon the
water dish and dipped their Bills into
the water, he cried: "Oh. grand
mother, they are putting their feet on
the table"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1910-12-30
Cured.

Your son used to be 30 round.
sbouldered. How did you get him
cured Of it? lie seems To be SO straight
now
He has become an aviation enthu-
siast, and spends most OF his time
watching the bird-men."
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1910-12-30

In case Of pain on the lungs IIsmiins
Wizard Oil acts like a mustard plaster.
except that IL is more effective and Is 90
much nicer and cleaner to use.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1910-12-30
Important "a Mothara
o. Course She Must.

What time does the dance begin"
Mine o'clock"
hen we m.s: &c there at s: So"
What for?"
II must have at least an hour in
the dressing room to rearrange my
hair.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1910-12-30
A Sad Story.

Two lrishmen, who had not been long
In this country, met at an inn and called
for dinner. 1t happened that there was
a dish of horseradish grated for dinner.
Pat, thinking it was something to be eat
en- with a spoon, put a large spoonful into
his mouth. The tears filed his eyes and
rolled down his cheeks. HIS friend saw II
and said: Pat, what is the natter"
II was Just thinking Of my poor father
that was hanged in swate Ireland an
swered he.
But Jenny soon filled his mouth with
the same, and as the tears gushed from
his eyes also, Pat said: What's the mat
ter? What happened TO yer"
.'Ah." replied Jenny. II was just
thinking what a pity 1t was that you were
not hanged When your father wasi"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1910-12-30

It's as easy to pick up experienc,
- Il Is TO drop money.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1910-12-30

Some men are always looking for a
chance TO save money. and some are
satisfied If they merely get II.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1910-12-30

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
b rchiidren ~tecthiBg. softens the gums. reduces In
ANIMATION, allays pain. cures wind colo. &c 4 bot;le.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1910-12-30
PROOF POSITIVE

Boy-This is a good place for fish!
Angler-What can you catch here?
Boy don't know, but 1t must be
a great place for fish, because / new
er seen any Of them leave it-Comic
Cuts.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1910-12-30

The most valuable feature Of sue
less is the struggle that precedes II.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1910-12-30

petition in being rich than in being aon.
est.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1910-12-30
Worth tie weight In Gold.

PETTTTS EYE SALvE strengthens old
eyes, tonic for eye gtrain, weak and watery
eyes. Druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-29
Notice Of Sale OF Real Estate by
Guardian.

In the matter of the guardianship oi
Frank and Emma Shelton. minors.
Notice is hereby given in pursuance
Of an order OF the county court of the
county of Carter. State of Oklahoma,
made on the 27th day of May, 1910,
the undersigned guardian of the es-
tate OF Frank and Emma shelton.
minors. will sell at private sale to
the highest bidder. subject to confirm
alton by said court on Monday the 9Th
day OF June. 1910, at . o'clock "A. H.. at
Ardmore. Oklahoma. all the right, title
and interest of said Frank shelton
and Emma shelton, minors, in and to
the following described real estate
situate in Crazy county, State OF Okla.
homa. to-wit:
The northwest quarter of the north
west quarter of the southeast quarter
of Section Ter GW in Township Sev-
en- ca North. Range Seven GD West.
And the south half of the southeast
quarter OF the northeast quarter and
the east half OF the northeast quarter
of southeast quarter and the southeast
quarter of the southeast quarter of
Section Eleven GD and the north half
of the northeast quarter Of northeast
quarter of Section Fourteen 40. In
Township Eight CS). North. of Range
Seven ca West of the Indian Meri
dian. Also the south half of the south
east quarter of Section Two (2) and
the north half of the southeast quarter
of the northeast quarter of Section
Eleven QD, Township Eight tSl
I North. Range Seven (7) West of tho
/ Indian Meridian. being in all Two
/ Hundred and Ten (2lOl acres. NOR,
or less.
Said real estate will be sold on thu
Z following terms and cond tions, to-wit
Cash on delivery of deed.
Bids for the purchase thereof mus
be in writing and must be filed In th'
County Court or delivered 10 the un
dersigned at the Office of Moore 4
Bass. in the City of Ardmore, STATE
of Oklahoma.
Dated the 27th day of May, 1910.
JOHN SHELTON, Guardian
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-29
RANKS SIXTH IN
RAIL WAY BUILDING
OKLAHOMA LACKS BUT ONE AND
HALF MILES OF BEING FIFTH.
TEXAS LEADS.

Guthrie, Okla. May 2S.--Oklahoma
held sixth place among the states and
territories of the United States in 1903
in railroad construction. She was just
! y miles behind fifth place. She is
second among the states and territor'
les OF the showing any construction.
Taking all the first four months OF
1910
Texas leads the country in both
showings. Taking area into considera-
tion Oklahoma leads Texas and the en-
tire United States.
Slason Thompson of Chicago, a rail
way statistical expert, has issued
book entitled, Railway Statistics III
the Unite! States in which he pre-
sents complete figures on railway con
struction for the calendar year 1903;
and the Railway Record. a railway
publication published in Chicago, pre-
sent figures on new companies and
mileage chartered during the first four
lnOulllS vi lJl', IT'S hSultS l'pl'o'llih-
sixteen states, mostly in the south,
where the railway activity OF the coun-
try centers at this time.
Slason Thompson prefaces his book
with tho explanation that government
railway statistics for the past few
years seem to have been prepared with
the purpose OF misleading the public
as to financial results of railway opera
ton, and that his work is issued for
the purpose of putting before the pub
lie the railways own deductions from
the figures they report to the intersta'
commerce commission.
1t shows that fortytwo states and
territories built railway during 1903
The total mileage constructed was a.
Oi0.G or an average of go miles tor
the states union in new companies
chartered during states an3 territories
into consideration the average for the
year was sos miles.
oklahoma is credited with 1853. :
miles. which shows this state to have
built 81 miles more in 1909 than the
average for the states and territories
showing results, and S2.4 miles more
than the average for all states. o.
the ~ states showing construction q
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-29

prove that sober people are more liable
to commit crimes than drunken peo-
PIE Such a conclusion would be man.
irestly absurd. yet the statistics dis
closed certainly made sad havoc of the
prohibitionist's stock argument that
drink is the cause of ninety per cent
of all the crimes committed.
Other speakers included |. Flatau,
Jacksonville Fla.
w. ]. Friday Of Pittsburg upheld the
workings OF the Brooks Lyons law in
Pennsylvania and declared that "the
kind of places that are conducted un-
der the lash OF its provisions have as
sisted in preventing success of the at.
tempts of the anti-saloon league to OBJ
tain the enactment of strictly local
option law.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-29
FAVOR DEPARTMENT Of HEALTH
SENATOR OWENS BILL SURPRISES

mittee of one hundred on national
health, appointed by the American as
sociation for advancement of science.
Among the jokes going the rounds is
the fact that the committee of one
hundred was appointed on motion of a
Christian Scientist who has ever
since been working hard for a nation
al Department of Health, There are
only a small minority OF physicians on
the committee OF one hundred II is
said one of these, DR.. Richard c.
Newton of Montclair, n. j., has been Il
prominent leader for greater liberality
toward the irregular" practitioners.
Several of his papers have aimed to
show that Osteopathy has merits
which should be recognized and appro-
priated by the regular" physicians.
At the senate hearings for the owen
bin Homeopaths and Osteopaths have
favored it.
Professor Fisher, the president of
the committee OF one hundred, In his
report on national yitalitv which has
recently received so nuch attention,
distinctly fayors increased medical
freedom II Is not likely that he or
other champions of popular rights who
are on the committee. such as Judge
Lindsay. John Mitchell Prof. John X
Commons. Byron w. Holt. Mrs. bal
linston Booth and Miss Jane Addams,
would seek even II II We're possible, by
federal law. to abridgc Medical Free
dom" But what makes Washington
people smile most of all Is the idea
/ that Senator owen who is the most
enthusiastic advocate of direct legis-
| lation, peoples rule, the initiative and
referendum, coull be supposed to ia
vor Medical Trust"
I The advocates of the bill claim that
/ the new so-called league has no leg
| left To stand upon. They scout the
/ idea that It has any members besides
| its officers, or any existence except
/ its local habitation and name and
the powerful financial backing, as
charged The country now has the
spectacle OF two leagues for diane
trically opposite purpose. the Amer
lean Health League" of the commit
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-29

Washington, May 2S.-The owen
resulted ia several surprises. The
senate committee on health was sur
pr se. 10 find crowds In favor of the
bll attending the hearings and the ad-
yocates of the measure were surprised
and puzzled that there should be any
active opposition. This opposition is
still mystery although for a long
time those who have been watching af-
fairs in Washington have realized that
secret interests were at work ito kill
the owen bill" Those opposed to the
bill are now trying to find ways to in
jure its popularity.
The only people they could find Will
ing to come out publicly against the
bill. it is said, are the Christian Scien.
lists. Osteopaths, Eclectics.
Charles W Miller "a member of the
Iowa Legislature came all the way TO
Washington to oppose tho bill. lie
AllAl'lSfh Alif VI pb'
dred and lis presii ient, PROT. Irving
+ isher, for campaigning Tor the bill
although almost in the same breath
he Is reported to have said that fund
was being raised to make "A campaign
against IL. Already Senator owen has
received letters from writes who had
been offered money TO write against
I the bill" The idea was 10 raise the
cry thar it would create Medical
pearance OF sO.called "Nationa
League for Medical Freedom whicl
according to newspaper dispatches, IL
/ composed OF Christian Scientists
: Homeopaths Osteopaths, k.clectics
, Antiyiyisectionists, and others VIII,
are opposing the American Medica
, Association in its efforts to establish ;
Department OF Health
Its president. Mr.. Flowers is a Chris
ton Scientist, its vice president II
Mr.. Miller. The organization has Ell
tered upon a costly advertising cam
paign in the newspapers of the cOuntr!
and through 1t expresses the fear tha
Department Of Health may be Great
ed at this session OF congress although
Mr.. Miller had few days before beel
, saying that there was no public dc
= mand for a department.
This league and their claims
seems is not being taken seriously il
Washington and people are askin
what Is really behind IT, Eyeryon
knows that the fcieral goyernmen
government could not, il it would
regulate the practice of medicine. Tn
thing would he unconstitutional. II |
also well-known that the demand 70
Health Department Is not coniine
to "regular' physicians or even {
physicians at all In fact its chic
support has come from social worl
ers, economists. labor men. the grang
and the life insurance companies. On
of the chief movers has been the con
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-29

tee of one hundred, with an enrolment
OF $4,000. which is trying to establish
IA department of health and the league
for medical freedom, just started,
which is trying to prevent its estab-
lishment.
1t IL Il pretty fight and will be
watched with interest and perhaps
amusement by congress and the coun-
try.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-29

OF neuralgia, whatever the trouble Is.
Chamberlains Liniment drives away
the pain at once and cures the com
plant qdckly. First application
gives relief. Sold by all dealers.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-29

asked: What is the meaning. sub.
Of the concose befo' the cot house,"
To which the majah replied: "Gener-
al Buclneh. sub. is making a speech.
General Buckneh. sub is a BON ora.
tab" What do you mean 10y bon
oratah 90 'lf yo' or !, sub. were asked
how much two. and two make we
would reply foh.' When this Is asked
of bon oratah, he replies When
IN the co'se of human events It be
comes necessary to take an integeh
of the second denomination and add
IT, sub. TO an inteyeh of the same
denomination the result, sub. and I
have the science of mathematics 10
back me in my judgment. the result.
sub and say 1t without feah ~
successful contradiction. sub. the re-
suit is e. That's a BON oratah "-
Exchange.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-29
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=. NEWSPAPER CHAFF. 9:
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Exit coal man. also wood man,
Ice man takes the place of these.
We must py 10 thaw in winter.
And in summer pay to freeze.
--iBostou Transcript

\ religious worker was visiting a
southern penitentiary, when one pris'
oner in some way took his fancy.
says Tid-Bits. This prisoner was
negro who evinced "A religious fervor
as deep as it was gratifying to the
caller
"Of what were you accused" the
prisoner was asked.
"Dey says took watch an
swered the negro. Il made good
fight. ! had "A dandy lawyer, and he
done prove an alibi wifi ten wit
nesses. Den my lawyer shore made a
strong speech to de jury. But It
walnut no use, sab; got ten
Years"
Il don't see why you were not ac'
quilted" said the religious worker.
We'll. sah," explained the prisoner,
"dere was shore one weak spot bout
my defense--dey found de watch in
my pocket
President Hadley of Yale, visiting
childrens school IN Bridgeport,
once asked little boy who Esau
/ was
The lads reply was astonishing.
"Esau." said he, was the author
o, a book of fables and he sold the
copyright for bottle of potash"
Mr.. Penn-"They say the streets
In Boston are frightfully crooked. y
Mr.. Hub-"They are. Why. do you
know, when first went there
could hardly find my way around.
THAT must be embarrassing.
1T is. The first week ! was there
| wanted to get rid of an old cat
we had and my wife got me to take
It to ther iver, a mile away"
And you lost the cat alright"
Lost nothing, | never would have
found my way back home If
hadn't followed the cat,"-Youth''
! Companion.
II Is narrated that Colonel Breck
enridge. meeting Majah Buifod oI
the streets of Lexington one day
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-29

Maria said Mr. Dorkins. III YOU
have any regard for the moral we'll.
being of the children, you'd better
send them over to the neishbprs f,r
tho next hour or two
Why asked Mrs. DOrkins.
Because" he answered. with a
maniacal CLEAN in his eye. II aln
going to take down the storm doors
and put up the screen doors and
windows Chicago Tribune
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-29

Chamberlain's stomach and Liver
Tablets will clear the sour stomach.
sweeten the breath and create
healthy appetite. They promote the
flow OF gastric juice. thereby inducing
good digestion Sold by all dealers.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-29

4 rather seedy-lool,iuc man hur-
ried eXcitedly from the rear coacl
into the one ahead. Has anyone got
any whiskey?' he shrilly inquired
"a lady back there has tainted"
Half a dozen flasks were offered
instantly. Selling one. he looked At
it critically. uncorked it. put ii 20
his lips and tok long, lingering
pull.
"Ah." he exclaimed with gus;o II
feel better now. Seeing woman
faint always did upset me. Cosmo-
politan.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-29
Notice to Creditors to Present Claims.


Notice is hereby given. That letters
testamentary on the estate of John
and Johanna Hoffman, deceased. were
granted to the Undersigned by the
County Court OF Carter county. at
Ardmore. Oklahoma. on the 27th day of
May, A. d., 1910.
All persons having claims against
said estate are required to exhibit the
same to the undersigned at Ardmore,
Oklahoma for allowance within four
months after the date of this publica-
tion with necessary vouchers. or they
will be forever precmded from any
benefit of said estate.
Dated this 27th day of May, A. d.,
1910
JOH\ w HOFFMAN,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-29
ns0fllflia

II have been using Cascarets for In.
with which have been afflicted
for twenty years, and can say that Cas-
carets have given me more relief than any
other remedy have ever tried. shall
certainly recommend them to my friends
~ being all that they are represented"
Thos. Gillard, Elgin, Ill.
Pleasant, Palstable, Potent. Taste Good.
do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken OF Grips.
t0c. 2Sc. Soc. Never sold In bulk. The gen
uine tablet stamped &C. Guaranteed to
cure % your money bsck- ~
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-29

\ man can induce woman to
agree with him by appearing to agree
With her.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-29

Speaking OF her callers. spinster
says single men are doubly welcome.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-29

Senator Depew told two slOri', I'm
the senate while he was speaking
on bill to regulate the government
of Hawaii. lie said. IN reviewing
the history of the islands that the
king and queen of the isl1nds once
came to America and then went to
Europe. AN incident of the trip"
said the senator. was ona of the
rare contributions to the sed1ta Owe
ment of history. which promotes good
fellowship by adding to the gayety
OF nations. Chicago received the King
with impressive ceremonies on his
arrival. After weary day # pa
rades and reviews the then mayo
of the metropolis of the west forud
king on his hands. Kings were not
In his line nor was he familiar with
their attributes. the customs of court
or the methods of addressing them.
TO relieve himself of embarrd ssment
he drove his majesty TO the leading
hotel and, leaving him in the lobby,
said, Good afternoon. King: we have
had hard day, and | think you
had better go to your room and
wash up When their maiesties ar
rived in London they were enter
tained by royalty. and were guests
at Windsor" continued the senator.
There was "A current story at the
time" he said that at the dinner
the Hawaiian queen said to Queen
Victoria: Your Majesty. | am a
blood relative To the astonished In,
quiry, How so?' the Hawaiian queen
answered; My grandfather ate Cap
Z tain Cook Exchange.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-29

A luxury is something the other fell
low thinks we could do without
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-29

Al an adjourned town council meet
ing in the north member casually
mentioned that person could not
enjoy or even distinguish between
drinks in the dark. A worthy bailic
denied this and offered To bet that
yblindfolded he could name any drink
given him. The bet being accepted
ard the bailie blindfolded, the test
commenced, The balie drank every
thing submitted, smacked his lips
aud correctly named the drink until
the taker was In despair. Then try
him wi water" whispered coun.
cilor, and the hint was taken. Sip
smack sip-a shake Cf the head
Gamma just mind the name o this, but
| mind o tasting it when wao a
wee laddie. e."-l.ondou Chronicle.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-29

The Rev. Dr. Boynton, congrega
tiolal minister of Detroit, talked one
evening at u meeting of wOrkiugmen
held in the Detroit opera house. The
next morning two lrishmen met on "A
street car. "Och. Pat" said one, ''ye
should ha' been OUT last night TO hear
Father Boynton.' Father Boynton!
replied the other. He's no father. at
all, at all. He's married man with
seven children. Exchange
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-29
JOHN w. HOFFMAN,.

POTTERF a. WALKER.
Attorneys for Executor.
29-5-12-l9.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-29

II Is narrated that Colonel Breck'
enridge. meeting Majah Buffo'd on
the streets of Lexington one day
The daily sentinel., 1910-06-01

nent Glenwoodites who are in the
city today say that they are going to
make a desperate effort to raise sub
scriptions for this very purpose. A
summer resort without a ball team?
Impossible, and Glenwood is not go
ing to suffer this disgrace. Starting
off, strenuous efforts are to be made
to prevail upon Johnny Richardson
to again accept the management and
every confidence is felt that he will
relent and come to the front again as
he has for several years past. At any
rate Glenwood is to have baseball
this year if the money has to be
raised to bring an eastern slope team
over whole. The Strawberry Day
game has been granted to this city
and II a good team cannot be gotten
together to represent the Springs by
that time one of the fast teams of the
Eastern slope Cripple Greek is pos
sible) will be brought over for the
game.
II will he indeed good news TO the
fans of Grand Junction to hear that
Glenwood Springs will again come
Into her own and take her place in
the baseball world There is no city
In the state which will draw the
! crowd at Grand Junction. that Glen
wood invariably draws and there is
no city in the state that we would
rather wallop. Last year we did 1t a
plenty tno mention made of years
past) and perhaps this had something
to do with their laying down this sea
son, but if they will only come back
into the game this year we will prom
Use to treat them as gently as possible
OF course 1t is no joke to face the
Smudgers as they stand this year but
our rivalry for the mountain city has
( turned to love. not to beat them any
more than is absolutely necessary to
show that we are their superiors.
The fans of this city could not con.
ceive of the possibility of the many
/ hot weather months passing without
trip to Glenwood and an opportun.
! ity to see a game between the old
rivals of the Western slope.
Here's hoping that they carry out
/ their plans as they were outlined tc
/ the Sentinel this morning and that
= no time is lost in getting the boys
together again.