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Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1910-09-30
Brattleboro.

Score, Claremont 0. Brattleboro O..
Referee G. II. Bartlett; umpire, o. B.
hughes field judge, Hogan; linesmen,
Tyler and Wheeler. Time, 10 8, 10 and
minute periods.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1910-09-30

When an amateur thinks he is better
t man. professional, he is already over
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1910-09-30

Many disappointments come from being
found out.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1910-09-30

'G Senator Dillipzs5 .0OH NORM to me
.owRspeepls e morning z tam s,s
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1910-06-16
GOWNS.

Never such values. Excellent
Cambria Gowns, low neck,
neat embroidery trimmed.
neck and cleeves, worth $3.50
for 75c.
Gowns worth much more,
fine and dainty, CSC and $1.25.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1910-06-16
CORSET COVERS.

The most exclusive garments
made. Fine lace and. en-
broidery trimming. An ex-
cellent cover, lace trimmed,
not the ordinary cheap sort,
Csc.
A great bargain-barred and
fine nainsook daintily trim
med 75c.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1910-06-16
RUGS--Clean Sweep.

RUGS--Clean Sweep.
Ws sell more Rugs than the whole town.
Personally selected Patterns.
5-9x12 Made Brussels 1898
8xlO Best Administer, tan and brown 1888
9x12 Finest Administer, tans and
browns---Oriental $3.50
$4,000 Rugs $500
Mating, extra quality Csc yd.
cHINA--Clean Sweep.
During the great sale discount of 10 per
cent throughout this entire department in
Guiding cut glass, plain white and gold band
china included. Special low prices in fancy
China.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1910-06-16
COMBINATIONS.

Combining quality and price.
Nice Cambria Corset Cover
and Skirt, lace trimmed $l.19
Others in fine and fancy gar
ments at less than market
value.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1910-06-16

Hmen
ms department and clean sweep will take them These are dainty dainty
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1910-06-16

No cheap, starch filled ma
terials. Every article good.
Each one well made. You'll
be surprised. Specials at
25c, SOC 75c. Clean Sweep.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-06
La buena estIe||a

Aquella noche; y, icuan leiana es
.ta esa noche. cay6 una estrolla en- el
arroyo. "lTe imaginas, me dijo, que
70 sin una razon para clio, he caido
del maravilloSo azul sobre v,lestra
Obscura terra iQui error ell tuyo.
70 saba muv bien que tn pasarias
por Ia c;ale en- el momentu mismo de
mi caida.; Y 81 tn 10 qilieres. agitando
80 mis- rayos como 81 fliesen las plu
mas de un ala, tie transportarc i las
fegiones divinas de la paz v de la luz.
ALA arriba. muy alto. todavia, las
fealidades de Ia vida no existen. ESQ
gue vosotros llamais IL verdadem.
iamas ha- -entristecido los oios delos
nstros claros: pem en- cambio. los sue
nos son los paseantes habituales lie
las rutas luninosas.
No vacilo. le respond 4 la es
frella. Despliega tus alas de llamas.
arrebatame. ;'Avame contigo, hermo
Ia ave tornado de resplandores,
AL momento la estrella me llev6
kacia ell pals de la quimera v del en-
eueno. Y desde entonces no he vsiel
b mas i La terra.
Caiulc .Htndez.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-06
Para los envidiosos

81 el mar envidiase el cielo sti man
10 v sus celaies. el cielo al mar sus
tlas V sus esplmas. v el monte a las
telvas slIs aguas y slls sombras, y las
Belvas al monte. 81 grandeza V slis
tieves: 81 Ia nuhe se encolerizase al
Ter que el no tiere nndas y recordos
Y remansos, y Ell no eodiciara los re
Ilelos de la nube. V todo se sublevar
tan contra ell IRIS de Il manposs V ca
liz perfumado de L. flor, y todos qui
fleran Serio TODD, todo sc re>olvena
ptra vez brutalmente. y no habria
rontes nj wales. nj cieIo. nj flores,
ii mariposss. ano materia infoTne
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-06
Ataja Ia ca|Ie

i-Ati Que uO pasa nadle
-sQulen 10 lmpide Mi persona
Con que9-Con esta navaia..
-Por que?-Porque Sc me antoia.
-aQue va 4 dar parte Me allegro
sQue traera glardias2-Que I'M
Ne como al gobsrAador
Al Alcalde Y a "a tropa,
y al clero de la parroquia.
a toda Ia policia.
In esta Gale no hay trsnsito.
M Sc vende nj Sc compra:
= nay mnertos, no pasan caias.
81 hay fuego no pasan bombas.
No reconozco al Gobierno.
nj q Ia prensa, nj las monjas,
NJ al Banco nj i las grandezas,
MA Luis Munoz nj q Barbosa.
aqui yo mando y ofdeno,
y hago 10 que me acomoda
y soy el rev de esta esquina
y Ell aguila es mi corona.
que auiere cruzar, No hay cruce.
Que va con una sonora,
Quedese atras cl marido
y pase La buena moza.
Que cruzaran ? Lo veremos
Que qIlere rehir? A Ia obra
sQue quien soy? Tn ciuda dano
que Sc ha bebido unas copas.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-06
UineTo y le'9; gratis,

Pida sin dIncro. dioz pesos
oro dc Pas'ilia. asacuperador
dc la salud el mejor patenti-
zado para Ia sangre, el este.
mago, el higad,, y los riiiones,
coloquelos entire sus vecinos
pncs es aceptado donde quie.
IA que Sc ofrece y al mandar.
hos el importe, oDsequiarelnos
con una comision ell dinero.y
I'LL reloj gratis. Escriba ell
seguida Il Ia National Drug
Agency Tetuan 81. San
Juan. Pto. Rico.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-06

--Lo quiero ahora-dijo el dulce
mente.-
-Dejalo para mahana-contesto
ella fetlz al yer que SUI amado mostra
ba tantos deseos de tener SUI retrato.
No, mi vida, musito ef-me ha-
&c mucha falta. Hace dlas, por I'm
enojo puerl me qultastes el bottom
que llevaba en- el pecho. Te 10 di SD
misc pensando con dolor que me qul
tabag i'm pedazo del alma. Va estas
contenta; aquel enojo fue una nube
fugaz que la disipo ell immense carlilo
que te demuestro. A que entonces es-
perar un dia mas 81 puedes darmelo
Rhora?
Ella Sc levanto ante tanta inslsten
cia. El flo su ardiente mirada en- a
quel cuerpecito que Sc alejaba derra-
mando gracia con us andar sugestl-
VO.
Abri6 su ropero en- Ia habltacion
eontigua que el desde su sltio veia
por la puerta alberta. Recibio, como
una Garcia el perfume que exhaiaba
su ropita simetricamente alineada en-
las tablllas, aquel perfume que tan
tos recuerdos lie traia siempfe.
La esencia que usa Ia muler amada,
al aspirarla la recordamos q ella; es
como 81 Sc identihcara con su duena.
-Yo he visto a un anclano derra-
mar tiernas lagrimas al encontrar IN
perfume que uso una novla que tuNo
ymurio dlas antes de unirse ella
Y asf pasa donde quiera que va Ia
muier deja a su paso un recuerdo EN-
bria gante.
-Toma, majaderito-diio ella en-
tono meloso -aqui tlenes mi retra-
to. Isl, es tan feo !Aerdad?
-Gracias, gracias, mi vida balbu
Geo. Y 10 llevo sus labios.
-Eh, tonic, por que haces ESQ?
y que, dIo el joyen, que mas
puedo hacer ahora?
Ella bajo los ojos ruborizada.
LIE pedia ur beso 49,.
II
Hacia un alo que Sc amban.
Tanto cariilo naci6 sin casl apercl-
birse de clio.
Fueron amigos. Sc veian amenudo
Tn dia el la dijo: Mercedes, voy a
tener que dejar de venir a esta casa.
Por todas parte Sc dice que nosotros
llevamos relaciones. Cree Nd que no
deba volver?"
Ella flo ell el sus ojos bellislmos
velados por una tristeza infinita, y lc
dijos sNsd. puede hacer 10 que ouie ra
Pero sien mi estuviere la diria que el
mundo y la sociedad murmura siem-
pre-. Rfase Vd. del mundo y de sus ac
tos ". no vuelva aqui slno es su
gusto".
Y Sc quedaron mirandose. Fl le-
yo en- sus ojos 10 que hacla dias pal
pita ba en- su corazon.
Y Miguel y Mercedes juraron des
de aquel instante amarse eternamen
te.
III
Estamos en- el campo
1.lavaremos al lector 81 gusta, al
tan conocido sitio de ''El Salto de
Collazo".
Una bellisima cascade Sc precipi-
pita cartando siempre las imponen-
tes bellezas que encicrra nuestra anna
da patria.
Core juguetona el aqua despues
por un compacto lecho de piedra, pa
sa bajo ell puente de hero y Tin Sc
gundo despues yuelve a precipitarse
desde una altura inmensa i caer so
bre un penon monstruoso que recibe
eontinuamente las caricias del qua
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-06
La TRACED|A DEL -SALT0,,
(Por Ramon Roure Rodriguez.
GOO del campeonato de "La Correspoudepeia".)

|que el sol irisa.
Desde el puente, 4 traves del folla-
ge Sc aestaca ala lejos el panorama
ide San Sebastian, el bonlto pueblo
con su iglesia que surge sobre los de-
mas ed;fcios como un rey glgante en-
TIE sus subditos.
serian las tres. de Ia tarde cuando
por una fevuelta del camino apare-
ci6 I'm j6yen que montaba brloso
corcel.
! LEGO al puente y detuvo su cabal
gadura. Fii6 ia visit. IN nstante en-
direction al pueblo : VI lba a prose
guir su canino ciando desde el sitio
de la pri.rera cascade sintlo que le
|llamaMn.
Volvio presto la caheza j VIC 4 un
|joven que le hacia slas.
Sc conocieron en- Sc guida.
-Apeate, Miguel y ven aca.
-Diantre, que haces ahl tan solo
Juanito.
-Supongo, dijo Juan, despues de
saludarte que debes ignorar que ha
ce mucho ratio te esperaba aqul para
hablar contigo. ALA en- el Pepino no
hay quien te cola. A todas horas me
lido en- casa de la novia. Y es claro,
Mercedes es tan carinosa, mo es Yer
dad? ,dijo lanzando una carcajada de
reto.
-Creo Juan, diio Miguel en- tono
grave mientras le subian los colores
1 d Ia cara, que no has venido aqui d
provocarme. Dime sin rodeos 10 que
i quieras pues tengo prisa por II d La
!, res donde me llaman con .urgencla.
/ Chico, Sc me fnporta tan POGO
, tn viaie como todo 10 lnalo que te
/ pueda pasar. Ye yaA,iero declrte
en- este sitio ahoraq nos We:
Amo a Mercedeslesde. hace tempo
y me opongo q que sea tuya
Miserable! Rugi6 el OTTO va en- el
colmo de la ira. Y rapido como el pen
samiento le cruzo el rostro de una SO
nora bofetada.
/! W
| Lo que sucedio luego tiene la sen
sacion de 10 horrproso.
Como dos firas Sc abalanzaron uno
4 otro.
Juan retrocedio esquivando I'm gol
pc y cay6 al aqua Sc levanto bien
presto y volvieron 4 la lucha.
Un minute despues sin darse cuen
ia, esta ban bajo el puente de hero
Sin saberlo aquello dos hombres
caminaban hacia Ia muerte.
Unos pasos mas y Sc encontraban
al horde del precipicio, ell Ia segun
da cascade donde el aqua Sc precipi
ia con quejidos espantosos como 81
sintiera Ia caida que le obliga dar la
pendiente del terreno.
Y los hombres aquellos ,en el ardor
de Ia lucha, peleando por una mujer
que ambos amaban iban paulatina
mente acercandose 4 la muerte, sin
fiiarse que Ell aqua empapaba slls YES
tidos.
Miguel empujado por ell otro resba
ID al fin. FL instinto de conservation
lie hlzo agalrarse a su contrario u asi
abrazados cayeron desde 10 alto 1 es
trellarse contra Ia mole inmensa
que el aqua etemamente ALI acaricia
Dos gritos Sc confundierun en- uno
solo. Despues un golpe seco...
Luego.. NADIA. Ii aqua sisui6 ca
yendo sobre la feea, salpicalrdo aho
ra el rustro de los dos cadaveres
mientras el sol brillaba en- 10 Infinite
irisando la murmurante cascade que
besara eternamente 4 la mole de Die
dra, que recibe indiferente sus carl
cias.
San Sebastian Agosto de 1910.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-06

csrscs .-. vaiis zsa,.
'rsessrs Civil y Afzssszl
ksxc NJ ~. Sex. e.i
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-06
Ultima hora.

Santhomas 1r p. N.
Noticias de Espaha dicen sientese
tremenda agitaci6n motives Cana
lejas abarone gran sprtido muebIes
Cielo no hay quien resista hnlnfar-
deo
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-06

Ia e<,ainpreuts Sc ,epds p.pei ! +.
ell s-l.Cs sJssss o a. aA44G
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-06
L0 MlJ0R.

La jogesia Tlnau'i tiene q
meior surtldo de obietos ae
artc y novedad para re5alos,
! esta constante.nente recibien
do los u]timos modelos, 81 ld.
desea eonprar I'll soojeto dc
verdadero gusto Yea nlestro
surtido, en- etcetos de plata Dc
icy, metal blaneo, plateado y
clis'al tallado LrJlTIAo tiene
ullinmenso surtido, esta casa
solo tende artlculos EuHNos
! todos garantizados. Especia
lidades para regalos de be
das.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-06

caos obscuros. torbellinos eterno re
bllnas desgarradas, IN espacio sins
FIN y un sudario sin bordes.
Josd de Echegnruy.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-06
KRAJEWSKY-PESANT Co.

Contruco-es de toda clase dc maqE;narias para Cen
traes ronratstas &c tactorias oompietas ,cuyenio
edifcio=.
Para informes presupuestos planes etc dirijirss
Asentes Genera:es p:IA Puar.s kee
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-06
BASES DEL CAMPEONA7O
Bases generates del concurso IN
telectual que fu6 recibido
con entusiasmo por numero-
sos y distinguidos escritores.
Mas de ochenta cuentos renitidos; nuchos,
esperando turno de publication.

ia que Rico nsenio'
dc producer prodo bea oba eraras odos generos
tndee escaene denominado Literature casts
llama cueno La Correspondence dea pueden producer
meto Ia a Al obo ha deco abr medic de
a neas are campeonato De sua ded cu sea
auor De- cueno de mas mtc escEo puerterrlauna
Los cuentes deben ser nedite&
Ia Correspondence oee pluna vencedor
reonato bc evar deante mismo las bases
loLos que Correpondencia oma
pa1te dos escr etas rass'
Para q fampsonoto De LA cozespoadencia'
uentos deben ven sctos su, auores con sus
seIan bcdos aos hacer pubco no6re
adyertua ndando peeu6onmo eaa para pubcdaa Fl pa
ncd'co debe de todos modos nobre del autor
Caando termina el plazo del canpeonate
sH empezara 10 de Julio ds 1909
term:nara el 10 de Novembre de 1916
os no denn coener mas dc 1000 paabra 81 ex
uden tos residences a uera es
5n mlmo puede campconao cueao t1
Formation del jurads
foL is Cepspdenca pebi
pao oraeid jao dc los cuento dsc,da
eual sea de mdrito uador d La CoresDon
denea pubcar das ancpacon p
&c nom de personas residences M capacs, de-
uado cahcado de los cueto peascto conri
eada autor de remdos Correspondence nota d.
oc noDres d. e vote como de aado omaea
Ia ooce auearan denados do candato
rado De canddatos LA Correspondence
os cnco que hayan qus
da tornado udo ca6cador del de cuentos d La o.
espondench de Puerto Rico I'll uao contudo 10 4,
Dembs de 1910 conjuno de qua concudo
Is de de 1911 dcho jurajo dar vdcto %
denca" entregaS pima que
"E primer cuentista puertorrqueha"
~ entenddo as abecs por "a Correspondents, do puer,
Rco ella considerable dendo
e primer uentsa Sendo de aivert qua
campeona5o conservado haa
satisfaction de "La Correspondence
arTebatado por oo campe6n.
Corespondenca pcara medda que resbsai,
cuentOS SOueS sea- e
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01
Why He Was Sorry.

To impress on young children JUST
what should and what should not oe
done and why, is among the most Try.
ing problems of parents. as evidenced
by the recent experience OF west
Philadelphia mother Last SUNDAY
she asked her small son. aged eight, TO
carry a chair for her from the dining
room to tho parlor. He started on
willingly. but in the hall he tripped
and fell. Amid the crash conid De
heard the boy giving vent to utter
pirate OF ancient days. The mother
ances that would have done credit 10
a pirate OF ancient days. The mother
was taken by surprise and was greatly
shocked. She gave tho boy lonR
and serious talk on the subject OF pro
family. This apparently did not make
tho right lmpressio" for when she
concluded the boy added TO her dis
comiiture by exclaiming, Il am sorry
| swore. mamma, but | forgot 1t wal
| Sunday"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01
IN AGONY WITH ECZEMA

mo tongue can tell how | suffered
for FIVE years with itching and bleed
ing eczema, until l was cured by the
Cuticura Remedies, and ! am so CRATE
ful want the world TO know, for
what helped me will help others. My
body and face were covered with
sores. One day 1t would seem to be
better, and then break out again with
the most terrible pain and itching. l
have been sick several times, but
never in my life did | experience sucn
awful suffering as with this eczema. l
had made up my mind that death was
near at hand, and longed for that
time when | would be at rest. | had
tried many different doctors and medi
cines without success. and my mother
brought me the Cuticura Remedies, In
sisting that try them. | began &c
feel better after tho first bath witt
Cuticura Soap, and one application O.
Cutlcura Ointment.
81 continued with the Cuucura Soal
and Cuticura Ointment. and hav'
taken four bottles Of Cuticura ResolV
ent, and consider myself well. Th'
was nine years ago and ! have MAJ
no return Of the trouble since. An
person having any doubt about TIL
wonderful cure by the Cuticura RENE
dies can write to my address. NH
Attic Etson. 90 Inn Road. Battle Creei
Mich, Oct. 16, 1909"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01
All the Difference.
is awful.

The professor was delivering an elo-
ouent address on cruelty to animals
and to illustrate how little judicious
forethought would eliminate to n great
extent the sufferings that even small
insects are subject to, said;
AS was coming through the nail
tonight saw baldheaded gentleman
very harshly treat little innocent
house.ay which had alighted on his
head
Now. II there was any justification
for such bad temper, would be quite
Justified In INDUCING in It at the pres
ent moment, for n fly has just alighted
on the back of my head. ! can't sec
It. but | can feel 1t.
| Pos ibly some OF you can see II
now: It Is on the top Of my head. Now
II is coming down my brow; now 1t is
coming on to my G-r-r.eat pyramids
of Egypt tia a--wasp.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01
Little. but oh, My

Senator Smoot of Utah tells story
on the late f. H. Hartman, when
sounds somewhat familiar. He says
that when the Salt Lake cutoff was
completed Mr.. Hartman took largo
party Of big railroad men out to IT,
They had their pictures taken AZ
the right spot Bcenically. MIR. Harri'
man stood at one end of the group.
When the pictures were printed and
the photographer brought them around
the railroad men examined them.
why" shouted oil of tho gueDt2
where's MIR. Hartman"
DO you mean that little chap tha'
stood at the cnd?" asked the photog
rapher. why. cut him of"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01
The Stylish Fisherman.

ono of the guests OF fashionable
summer resort in West Virginia got
himself up in his best fishing toys and
started along certain mountain
stream.
Meeting a native. he asked; Here
my good man! Kindly tell me whether
IL would be worth my while TO try
fishing in this vicinity"
The native regarded him scornfully,
THE fishin' amt good" he finally said
but amt informed as to how you
values your time. "-Lippincotts.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01
Irmons Cure Malaria.

Lemons are said to BIO an infaliibie
cure for malaria. This Is the method
of preparation: Take one lemon. wash
thoroughly with brush and hot wa
ter till all germs are gone. cut in
very small pieces. using skin. SEEDS
and all; cook in three glasses OF wa
ter till reduced to one, and take this
while fasting. A cure is generally
effected within week.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01
a WIse Old Owl.

In her trim little bathing suit she
sat on the white sand.
~ adore intelligence" she cried
so do l." said he. "All the same
though, beauty and intellect never go
together" ..
"And do you think me intellectual!"
she faltered.
No" he confessed. frankly.
With n faint blush she murmured'
"Fhtterer!"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01
Detected.

II was at Fourth of July meeting
in the little city. The mayor. William
Smith, rose, and at dignified length
read the Declaration of Independence.
There was a pause; then from one
of the mayors old schoolmates came
the loud whisper: "Bill never writ
that. He amt smart enough.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01
HIa Pet.

His Pet
Harker-Think I'll try to sell OLD
Stuffem some pet dogs
Barker-Useless Job, All he thinks
about is eating.
Harker-Hasn't any four'legBeo
friends, eh?
Barker-only one. and that's the
dining room table,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01

lAAo htsbSf
ordered. Doan's Kid
ney Pills cure SICK
kidneys.
s. Z. Vaughan. sol
e. South St. lola,
Kan, says: Diabetes
had set In and | ex'
pected to live but a
short time. Kidney
secretions we're milky
white and back pains
were terrible. ! was
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01

so dizzy my wife had to lead me. After
trying everything else. began with
Doan's Kidney Pills and was soon
heIped. Continued use cured me-"
Remember the name--Doans.
For sale by all dealers. so cents q
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. y
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01
The Wltchinu Hour.

Claire-Jack told me he wanted to
see YOU the worst possible way.
Ethyl-And what did you say
Claire-I told him TO come TO break
fast some morning.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01
Not 10 Overdo u.

Llly-Ive gwine to a s'prise party
tonight. Miss Sally.
Miss saliy-What will you take for
n present.
L.ily-Well, we didn' callato on
takin' no present. Yo' see. we don't
wan TO s'prise EN- too much.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01

How many of us have cravings that
never will be stilled. though we do
not talk about them.-Dr. Robertson
Nicoll.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01
Human Nature.

"A fool and his money are soon
parted"
Yves. but you never call MIN
fool till the money is gone. "--Cleye-
land Leader.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01
polnts Of View.

Venus was rising from the sea.
What q visionl" cried the men on
the beach.
What horrid bathing suit!
echoed the women, enviously.-Chi'
cago News.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01

II man amounts to anything In a
small town he soon begins to think ne
would amount to much In a big town
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01

Mrs. winnow-s Soothing Syrup.
rorehildfen teethins softons tho gums, reduces
no n AIsys palm. cures wind collie DO both
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01

Not He.
"The fare in this hotel Is fierce
But the scenery is sublime
THE landlord doesn't deserve an!
credit for that"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01

Many who used to smoke lOc. cigars
now buy Lewis Single Binder straight so.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01

Best men are nodded out of faults. -
Shakespeare.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01
Reason Enough.

Reason Enough.
Husband-Your wife doesn't appear
TO be in very good humor.
His Friend-No, she thinks I've In
yited you to dinner.-Jean Qui Rit.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01

A man knows but little II he tells
the missus all he knows.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01
PUTNAM FADELE

A seal on a watch fob may be worth
two on an iceberg.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-09-01

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