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The Detroit times., 1910-09-02
OBSERVATIONS

believe everything possible
usual
would be discover the
o---,--e right things 4
| Zeppeins arshps and plants wiped out In
IMPOSSIBLE accidents HIS schemes elaborate
drunkard proving that impossible for liberal user
OF O succeed in life
unhappy rich
and the drunkard
is important impossible what is
shown that We may
OF HI fail
trail baed back through the OF his
And what
world
way-wha was the path to avoid
s no excus feeling
Every life doesn't need be monotonors
should succeeding
day with certain feeling lethargy of dread -
commonpaces or life. III they sought
DAY a mans wife, OF course have to
| breakfast-but even modest Dill
n-t OF fare varied
get up and so to work
spice
washed rush into the kitchen and
have married-invent
kind o a ROM his kidles her little ladyshp
will and it's mighty father who can
enjoy mselfg givin pleasure I
instead of kicking the dog
Hello. instead OF Scat black devil"
wife again before leave for work
q
Arrived at the factory the say.
Lord Nine hours of il before me-
There and did
all He knew His business
he
this He place
ultimate working out of decent plan of civilization
The Detroit times., 1910-09-02
WITS OF OUR TOTS.

Danny's father has team, and one
day took 1t TO a blacksmith shop.
neighbor asked Danny where his
father was gone with the horses.
He's took them over to Mr.. Will
sons" said Danny, having their feet
half-soled F."
do you want nice glass of but
termilk?" asked Mamie's mother at
supper.
mo. | don't want buttermilk," said
Mamie, trying 10 express herself, Il
want some milk milk"
The baby had its first tooth, and
the whole household was excited. Jack
was called to admire the tooth.
After gazing at IL while, Jack
turned away with a shrug.
What is the matter, Jack?" asked
someone.
Huh. from the fuss you made over
it thought II would be gold tooth" "
he said.
Bertha took a walk in the wood
with the other children. and they wit
messed some men using a cross-cut
saw. On her return home she describ-
ed IL as follows:
An then we came to a place where
there was two men cuttin' tree with
a see-saw. an they was maxim in
sides for doll babies
Don't you wish" said friend Of
the family of Robertus, that you
didn't have TO go to SCHOOL,"
Nav. | don't" retorted Robertus.
"A kid who don't have to go TO school
don't know what fun he's havin' stay.
in home from school"
The Detroit times., 1910-09-02

commonJplaces or life
IL you are a poor N
get up and prepare b
OF fare may be varied
The Detroit times., 1910-09-02

In these days believe everything is possible.
AS usual We wrong.
Every day someone is proving 10 us our error i
We would be wasting much OF time than neces
The Detroit times., 1910-09-02
Hickory Grove Whisperinos.

Mr.. and Mrs. Cyrus Conway
churched at Musselshell Springs yes
terday.
Jud Blossom has traded for a new
horse he got down to Wilburs Coz
ners.
Miss Sebie Thomas Is now writin
the Hickory Grove locals for Mos
Anything.
Rev. T. J. Milbur, pastor OF tn
Hickory Grove NJ. T.. church, is ar
ranging for his Sunday school picnic
10 be held this time at Back Greek
Tod Judson's ball players will play
at the same time.
More tomorrow. s. i.
The Detroit times., 1910-09-02
from Another Point of View

Also do your primary deciding ariy.
precious TO which probably cyclone
Negro in sssssipp aeesea acacsns white l passed away
4 Mississippi custom
The victims A in
IA have saved that many
Nhy don't they that ckpccket
10
doubt
ven received By The farmers
The Detroit times., 1910-09-02
MOST ANYTHING.
APOSTLES
OF THE
IMPOSSIBLE.

saw little Bud Horsblock steaIin'
a ride on tn back end of brewery
waggln. An his mar president o. tn
w. c. T. III"
The people of this country ate a.
500 200, 900 pounds OF sugar last year.
All. gentle danes! ii gars me greet,
To think how monte counsels sweet,
The monte heightened sage advices,
The husband frae the wife despises.
Burns.
"Dis paper" said Dusty Hiker.
wants to know why all de cities is SO
overcrowded when dere is so much
work in the country"
Well" responded Tireden Thirsty,
''ain't dat de reason?'
An English mineralogist says that
Santo Domingo is geological cur
iosity shop. containing scattered
samples of nearly every mineral, but
none in sufficient abundance TO be of
commercial value.
When all the Establishments OF life
are gone.
The coward sneaks to death, the
brave live on.
DIR. Sewell.
Beet sugar produced in the United
States increased to 1,025, 100000
pounds in 1910.
Just because a mans sympathies
are enlisted is no reason why he
should draw pension.
The Detroit times., 1910-09-02

In the Transvaal sl5,000.000 worth
OF government buildings is being
erected.
The Detroit times., 1910-09-02

|. The difficulty of getting the logs out
OF the Brazilian forests has caused a
decrease in exports Of rosewood.
The Detroit times., 1910-09-02

With the speech Of Theodore
Roosevelt in Osawatomie, the new
nationalism was begun.
A new nationalism without which,
in the words of Roosevelt, the people
cannot hope to deal with new prob
lens"
II declares for the national need
before personal need.
II declares for the equalizing OF
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21

work in Japanese-but you can I'M
derstand everything they do.
Powers, the ventriloquist, who was
at the Star last week, related an ex-
perienee he had in a town in Louis
lana. He and several members who
were playing an engagement at a
theater there, attended the funeral
of an old colored man, and went to
the cemetery TO see the old parson
who had occupied one pulpit for
more than fifty years, buried.
When the funeral sermon had
been preached, four big, husky bucks
took hold OF the straps to lower the
coffin in the grave. The crowd of
Icolored brothers and sisters pressed
forward with weeping eyes. A
thought struck Powers that he would
have a little fun, at the expense Of
the pallbearers. Knowing the SUPER
stitution OF the negro, he edged up
close to the grave and threw his
voice so Il would seem to come from
the corpse. With a yell of fear the
pallbearers dropped the straps, and
down went the coffin. McGinty-like,
TO the bottom of the grave. During
the excitement and scramble. an Old
aunty was showed into the hole, on
top of the coffin. While the excite
ment was at colored heat Powers
made his getaway, leaving his
voice in the coffin, where he had
thrown It.
At the Kentucky, the McMasters
acrobatic skaters, do some clever
work. Kinzo, the Japanese juggler,
is a marvel, and worth seeing.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21
DIR. PAYNE'S RE-
MOVAL LOSS TO KY
NORMAL SCHOOL WIDELY
RECOGNIZED.

Richmond, Ky, June 2l.-The
resignation OF Dr. George Payne as
head OF the training department Of
the Eastern Kentucky state Normal
school. to take effect az the close OF
the present schoOl year. Is causing
comment and regret IN the large
student body OF the institution. and
among the friends Of education
throughout central and Eastern Ken
lucky to accept the chair OF psychol-
ogy and education IN the Teachers
college OF St Louis. Is regarded by
school people az a distinct loss 10
the cduoationsl interests OF the
state. especially az this critical
period OF the educational reforma-
ton In the school system
The well-r1unded career and tho
strong cultured personality OF Dr.
Payne as an educator, though he Is
yet a Young man. make him a SPLEEN
did example of what a Kentucky boy
even under adverse conditions. can
do for himself and his people by
pluck and perseverance and plenty
of hard work.
After receiving tho training ar
forded by the country schools OF his
native county, Barren. DR. Payne.
Through his own efforts attended
Kentucky Werleyan college. az Win
chester. and later the National Nor
NAL university az Lebanon. o..
"A. hnf,a no fpof~ tho fo~~on ~ parb -
elor OF Arts. az the same time study
ing the normal school system. Co
ing then to the University OF Chi
.cago. he took the same degree and
continued his studies one year IN
the Graduate School In Education.
Sociology and History. receiving an
honor scholarship for merltorious
work
IN 1907. he resigned the princi-
.palship Of the Paducah High school
and declined The superintendent OF
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21

There were no comedians at either
vaudeville house on this weeks open
ing. Fun is at a premium, and If
you wish to laugh you will have to
pinch yourself.
At the Star, the Musical Tolans
are prize features. Their opening
piece, Wedding Bells. played on
bells, was an inspiration to the au-
dience. The violin solo, with muffled
xilophone accompaniment, furnished
a concord of sweet, harmonious
sounds and were appealing.
The imitation OF a departing train
was an innovation. The stage was
darkened; a red light placed behind
the head Of a snare drum produced
the effect Of a headlight OF a loco
motive. The work of the drummer,
supplemented by the ringing OF bell
and the accustomed toot, loot, com
pleted the illusion, and would have
fooled a blind person.
One of the Tolans related an in
stance where a young. ambitious lady
reporter got in bad with the other
critics, in attempting to criticize their
musical repertoire, at Houston, Tex.
1t seems the young lady was better
acquainted with the pharmocopoea OF
medical terms than she was with her
Hoyle on musical terms; and allegro,
andante and tempo fugue We're
strangers to the gray matter of this
peroxide blonde.
She said their tempo was bad, and
that where the music should have
been ereosote. it was Emphatic; and
that in. counterpart. they abrogated
the spirit de menthol for epicacuana.
rag time, nux vomca and basso pro-
fundo. She claimed that their tempo
frumenti was too furrore for a cad
enza played in b sharp, and should
have been played more cascara sag
rata.
The Tolans visited a musical pro-
fessor to learn the meaning of these
new musical terms, for they thought
. IL they were that good they wanted
more money.
The Havana Brothers do all their
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21

Dixon. H., he was head OF the de-
partment of psychology and director
OF the Practice school While prin-
.cipal Of the Paducah llah school. 10
vas a membe. OF the commission ap-
pointed 10 locate the two State Nor
ma schools. and before he left for
Europe. was appointed by Governor
HoCkham to make a Fpccial study 81
the German school system and re-
port To the Kentucky department 81
education Of Kentucky The report
was published last year and received
highly favorable criticism from odu-
Gators. maeaz mes and newspapers ia
THE and other countries. his other
published works are "The Relation
OF the Grammar Grades 10 the High
school" and DE Enfuhwng dea
.Chincsenarbet In Scudafrlca." the
latter u German Re now has
ready for the press. "a Ch'ncHc la
boz Experiment" and The Noo1 OF
Vocational Training In Kentucky"
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21

tho Paducah city schools iu order TO
continue hls studies abroad and Ia
make study OF tho German school
system. After two years of study
On the universities OF Paris. Bonn
and Berlin. he received the degree
OF Doctor OF Philosophy, having
passed the examination With tha
honor cum laudo and having re-
ceived the honor laudablem upon
his thesis. "Dle Einfuhrung des
On snesnarbelt IN Suedafrica."
During his work a. student and
teacher. Dr. Payne has famliar.z Il
himself with practically every phase
of school work and particularly
those having a bearing upon Ken
.utcky's school system. lis frt
work rs teacher was In the country
schools OF Barren county. then as
principal OF the Burkcsyille publ ic
school and. later. as head OF the
normal department OF the A'exan-
der school az the same place. q
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21
Some Gnne.

Danville, o., June 21.-What is
said to be one of the longest and
most interesting games of baseball
was played Saturday between DAN
vile and Amity. The game lasted
for more than four hours. AT the
end of the twenty-second inning IL
was called on account of darkness.
with the score standing 6 and G..
All the runs were made in the fore
part of the game and for is innings
neither side scored. Only one error
was made. Race, for Danville.
struck out 81 men. and Part struck
out 2S. Roth pitchers lasted the
entire game and were as strong as
at the beginning.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21
MONTREAL AND ouEREC.

A veritable edition de luxe among
railroad pamphlets has been issued
by the Grand Trunk Railway System
TO proclaim amongst tourists the
glories of the cities OF Montreal and
Quebec. The brochure is beautifully
printed and generally arranged In
the artistic style of earlier days,
when the ornamentation of a volume
was regarded as an important Incl
dent to its presentation of reading
matter. 1t gives an interesting des-
.crlption OF the two most interesting
cities in Canada, with many illustra-
tons from photographs Sent free to
any address. Apply to W. S. Cook
son, 9i7 Merchants Loan and Trust
Building, Chicago.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21

Paducah- Hopkinsville; rain.
Clarksvllle. !; Vinvennes. 0.
Games Today and Tomorrow.
HUpkinsvllle at Paducah.
GAINESVILLE at Vincennes.
Rain beat the Indians out Of a
victory yesterday afternoon. when
the Indians went after the poor
Hoppers right in the first inning. It
was the start of a game that had
every promise of being an Indian
victory. The rain descended in
sheets. while the lightning playel
around the park so that after the
shower the diamond resembled a
pond. instead of place to play the
national game
Harris was in the box for Padu-
cali, and he was in rare form, re-
firing the Hoptown bunch in the
two innings without any threats of
danger. The Indians biffed out one
run in the first inning, and ]. Plu-
wins took pity on the visitors and
turned on the water.
Paducah got her score in the first.
Angermeirer was first up and went
out. Crimmins to Lynch. VOnadOre
did no better and went out. Williams
to Lynch. Lockhart was safe at
first. on a low throw To first by
Crimmins. lie pllfered second.
while Block hit one TO Crimmins
that the little third baseman could
not handle, and Iockhart travelled
over the homo pan. Block was
caught between first and second
bases.
YOn was in the box for the Hop
klnsville team and the little south
paw held the Indians safe in the
second inning.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21

and arrangemcnts are working QUITO
his satisfaction so that he can see no
advantage to be gained by entering a
league that has never been in too
favorable condition when Viewed
from a financial standpoint
The baseball enthusiasts express
their confidence in the ability of the
Owensboro team TO land first place in
the Kitty league, should the team
enter the league. but from the state
ments OF the manager, there is not
the remotest possibility of Ling en-
terlng the league. Henderson has a
Kitty league team, but cannot enter
until another town joins.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21
KITTY LEAGUE Is
TOO SLOW FOR 'EM.
Not Much Chance of Greensboro
Entering.

Manager Ling. of the Greensboro
Baseball club. in answer to the many
questions that are being asked him
concerning the possibility OF his en-
tering his team in the Kitty League.
gives ont the same statement to all
and says that as far as he can see,
there IL not the slightest probability
Of his team entering the league,
says the greensboro Messenger.
The attempt of the Greensboro
team Of 1905 % keep in the league
was unsuccessful, oven though at the
time the team went to pieces. it was
In first place. Manager Ling feels
that the Greensboro fans are being
given good games and that his plans
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21
Close Game at Vincennes.

Nincennes. Ind, June 21.-Priest
held Vincennes safe today and the
GAINESVILLE team walked OF the field
the victors OF the fray by the score
of 1 to o. Blue, the catcher in
jured at Paducah. was able to be
in the game, and succeeded in win
ming the game by rapping out a
timely single. Johnson was IN the
the only score of the game when
Thompson was hit. Heck sacrificed
him to second. lie was safe at
third when Jantzen dropped the
throw from Fish. When Blue hit
A.. nnnAn.- anI.. ..r.,.....r, 1921
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21

Have you paid eyOur city taxes
yet? The penalty goes on soon, you
know, and you might overlook this
matter. IL would he best To look
after this today.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Ray Held Tigers Safe.

Detroit. June 21.-Ray held the
locals to five hits, while st. Louis
nit Summers hard and took advan-
tage of the wildness of Willets. who
started the game. A hit batsman.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Phillies Beat Doves.

Philadelphia, June 81. Phlladel-
phia defeated Boston, the former
punching their hits. Two sacrifice
flies. with errors and three bases on
balls in the two innings were also
contributory factors.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.


Milwaukee 3. Toledo o.
Kansas City 3. Columbus :.
Minneapolis 8. indianapolis ..
ST Paul 3. Louisville o.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21
Soy Reat White Soy.

Cleveland. June 21.-Chicago de-
feated Cleveland. scoring the only
run of the game on three iniield
was effective.
Score r II II
Cleveland .......... 0 o
Chicago ............. 10 1
Falkenberg. Koestner and East
erly; Olmstead and Payne. UNI
pires. Evans and Egan.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21

Brown and Graham; Mcmillan and
Doom. Umpires, O'Day and Bren-
nan.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21

Remember. girls. it Is easier to
elope than it is to got back home
again.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21

Batteries-Batterie Priest and
Blue; Vincenres. johnson and Fish.
Umpire, PiephO.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21
Rarper,s Eifth straight.

Brooklyn, June 21.-Cy Barger
registered his fifth straight victory
when Brooklyn defeated New York.
Barger had the New Yorks puzzled
in every inning except the seventh,
when Devlin tripled and scored on
a hit that was fielded To first. Wiltse
was effective in all except three in
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21
Pirates Won at End.

st. Louis. June 21.-Lush was
obliged to give way TO Harmon i'm
the sixth inning. The visitors won
by hitting hard in the ninth in
ming
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21
OUR RATES TO AUTO OWNERS

Storing cars, per month. $500
Cleaning cars, per month. $500
Any Size Machines.
Repairs 80 cents to rs cents per
hour, according to nature of work
to be done.
OPEN DAY AND NIGHT
Complete line of auto supplies
and accessories at your service day
and night.
The Kentucky Auto & Machine Co.
Phones "a. Sixth and Jefferson S2s.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21

two bases on balls and Willets'
error gave the visitors two runs in
the first. Four singles produced two
more in the third.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21
Cubs Win by slugging.

Chicago. June 21.-Chicago won
hard hitting game from Cincin-
natl. Sheckard made a home run
with two on bases in the seventh.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21

Harmon, Lush and Breanahan.
Camnitz. White and Gibson. I'm
pires, tombstone and Moran.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21

IOIe, Hlchle and KING; KoWan'
Burns and Mclean. Umpires, Rig
Ter and Emslie.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-21
THE ELEMENTS
TURN ROBBER
RAIN DEPRIvEs THE INDIANS
OF 4 VICTORY
MONDAY.
Clarksville Defeats Vincennes and
Helps Bunch the Standing of
All the Clubs.
GAMES IN OTHER LEAGUES
THE STANDING.
Yesterdays Results.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS; rain.
Clarksvllle. ]; Vinvennes, 0.
Games Today and Tomorrow.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1910-04-01
Wv LOCAL OPTION BILL KILLED.
Tho Bill was to Exempt Seven Counties
and Baltimore City.

local option received another death
How in the House Monday night, when
y hill. introduced by Mr.. Snader, of
Corroll county, providing for vote
o1 license or no license in the wet
oo,nries Baltimore being exempted,
,,.es laid on the table and riveted by
later vote to reconsider and tabled.
Mr. Benson, who made the motion,
4ret made the point of order that the
hil1 was outlawed because the House
had defeated similar bill and had
I-ca4 II beyond the possibility Of
resurrection by the usual reconsider
zion and tabling process. The Speak
o. decided that the point was not well
taken. Mr.. Benson then made his
notion to table. There was loud
chorus of ayes. Before there could be
roIlcall the Speaker had decided that
the motion to table had carried.
In explaining his bill Mr.. Snader
read the following statement
This bill, which I have just intro
duced. is the original local option bill,
ovomDting Baltimore city and the fol-
loving counties Baltimore, Allie
canv. Anne Arundel, Charles, Queen
4nnes. ST. Marys and Washington.
These seven are the counties from
which a majority of the delegates
voted against the statewide bill. The
vote i'm the 16 counties to which this
hill will apply was Al TO in favor of
the bill and at least one of the five
will support this one.
The gentlemen from Baltimore
county and Baltimore city who OPP
posed the statewide local option bill
stated that they will vote to give local
option to every county which wants it.
The delegates and the people of Car
roll county want this measure. | was
elected to this House on that issue,
and the bill I have introduced simply
aims to give this MEASURE to Carroll
and the other counties whose dele
gates voted for it, and if majority of
the delegates from any one Of the l6
counties included in the bill ask on
the floor of this Houce TO be exempted
from it's operations 1 will consent to
have the measure so amended. There
fore, in behalf of the people of the
counties who want this legislation and
the members of this House who voted
for it, l appeal to the members from
Baltimore city and those counties
when are exempted from llS plONlS-
ions for votes sufficient to pass it"
Mr.. Benson made the point of order
that the subject matter of this bill
having already been considered and re-
iected by the House in the manner
prescribed in rule 26 it could not
again be taken up at the present ses-
sion.
The Speaker promptly overruled the
point of order, saying that he did not
think the rule applied in this case.
Mr.. Benson then moved to lay the
bill on the table, which was carried,
and the bill was killed.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1910-04-01
Wars of the United States.

The thirteen wars in which the
United States has engaged are as fol-
lows: l. War of the Revolution,
seven years, 1775-17S2. ?. Indian War
in Ohio Territory, 1880. 3. War with
the Barbary States, 18O3-1S04. 4.
Tecumseh Indian War, 1911. 5. War
with Great Britain. three years, 1872
1915. Z. First Seminole War. 1917
8. Black Hawk War, 1882. 9. Second
Seminole War, 1S45. 10. Mexican
War, two years, 1S46-1S48. IL. Nor
mon War, 1865. y. Civil War, four
years, 1S61-1865. IS. Spanish War
April p to July &c, 1S9S.-New York
American.