Albuquerque morning journal., 1910-09-16
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ihE Black Eagle Is attempting Z
Fly trifle too high.
] AVIATION is still breaking nearll
as many ribs as records
THE LATE O Henry's last stor,
Is still appearing regularly ever,
month.
NEW NATIONALIsAl" is merely
another term for the same old Biz
Stckism.
PROBABLY the reason the mos
quitoes are SO bad in Alaska IS that
the open season is so short
1T WILL soon be time to send out
tracers to find out what became of
that near-revoi0tion in Spain
TO ADD insult to injury they not
only deprived Lorimer of his dinner
but tried TO spoil his appetite
| IT LOOKS as If the members Of the
Ballinger-Pinchot committee might as
| well Join the Ananias club en- masse.
| e&e
THE unsuccessful Illinois bribery
| trials cost some $4,000 There is
| some question as TO whether the peo-
pie got the worth Of their money.
THE report that Robert winthrop
Chanler and his bride Madame cav
alieri-Chanler. have separated seems
to have been a few weeks premature.
THE evening paper exults over the
result in Arizona. only another sad
proof, however that an owner is not
without profit save in his own conn
try.
WILLIAM LOEB JR.. has gone to
the Rocky mountains To hunt grizzly
bears. which may seem tame sport
compared with some of his recent ac-
tivities.
THERE is q heart-shaped spot on
the sun which is 10000 rpiles across |
The sun must feel like 16-year old |
girl reading one of Laura Jean Lib
bey's novels.
A FORMER teller in the L. s. sub
treasury is in Jail charged with the |
theft Of $173,000. If he has been Al |
large long he should have got run
for his money
THE paragraphers' union has decid-
ed that the building of thousand
mile barb fence along the Mexican
border is merely another ease of mill
lions for defence.
MIR. ROCKEFELLER doesn't ap-
pear to be worried by the newly dis
covered fact that the earth weighs
seven trillion tons. lie is still amply
able to take care Of it.
LESS business is reported from
Wall street than was done year
ngo. Possibly the lambs have decided
to follow the advice of eminent fl
nanciers ana economize.
TT is really no wonder those tele-
phone wires get crossed so often when
we hear that the scientists have esti-
mated the worlds telephone wire
mileage az twelve millions.
An AIRsHIP carrying colored
lights hovers over New York each 6
night ANA the public is curious to /,
know which breakfast food or which
theatrical attraction it is trying to ,
advertise.
A MAN swallowed dental tool I
while his teeth were being filled at !
How are poor, struggling Z
lenusts To get along if the public IS
going 10 act that way? Dental tools
ire expensive. [
THE santa Fe New Mexican be- /
ieyes that poetic justice has over ,
aiken Senators Aldrich. Hale and
<ean. who opposed statehood for New {
Mexico and have now retired To pri- [
ate life. Let this be lesson to oth- C
rs. f
"IF THE members Of the constitu- p
ional convention truly and faithfully D
eEresent the people, they viii provide J
or direct legislation" says the sill y
er city Independent. Well, the peo- $
lie didn't make that kind OF noise O.
& the recent election. q
GET together" says Roosevelt II u
hey do what conglomeration OF
Malicious falsfiers, violent malefac- @
,rs wealthy evil-doers. rampant poor u
millionaires patriots,
lass conscious Holsters. race suicides, Z
and bum citizens It win
O.. to bc sure ~.
SALVATION is too blamed free for
/
rinitv Servian church az st Louis,
no has served his congregation for
ighteeu months and has been paid
nly S24 for his services. The ae-
rieyed shepherd has brought suit
gainst his flock FOR Sl3i5.
DIRECT LEGlSLATloN,' am
ounces the Qbar Progress. "is no
,orc of party issue than the mui-
plication table or the ten command Al
rents Does seem like it failed To IN
r. much Of an issue in New MeNi-
d, but the simile is poor. There is
certain distinguished SLAYER of hip
npotami who has injected the ten
commandments violently into the
lidst of % national campaign and
ladc all sorts of an issue ont of
lem.
The Female Fan.
d. why doesn't the pitcher pitch the tr
bana so
nd why are the hascmen hasee
ecause they let the runner steal? o."
-hy does he slide on his facef IN
ow does fielder muff a fly2 cl
"a ehnrfztnn ever fnlln