The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-06-16

lar IN your r0Om?' III he was hunt
ing for money I'd get up and help him
hunt Life.
Father-You are marrying my
daughter for love. you sayg But she
get $4,000 marks donry. suitor-Well,
that can't be avoided. can TT File
gende BIatter.
Impatience." said Uncle Eben, is
glnerally de feelin' you has when you
wants somebody else TO hurry an make
ap fob de time you's been wastin'. -
Washington Star.
What, You want to marry
my daughter7 Why. sir. you can't
support her. can hardly do Il my
self suilor (blankiy) -ccan't we
chip in togetherg
Gentleman (hiring valet)-Then I
understand you to have some knowl-
edge Of barbering. You've cut hair. on
and on7 Applicant-On sir. but never
on Boston Standard.
~He lives on the fat Of the land. Z"
said a man to q friend. indicating q
passer-by in the street. what busi-
ness Is be I'M" Hes the proprietor
OF an anti-fat remedy"
why. Henry. How does It happen
that you can't spell even the simplest
W0rds?" Il can't spell 'em II they
ain't IN our speilln' book. can r.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Here's a remarkable gold coin
want to show you. old man." -Eh2
This Is an ordinary haifeagle. WHAT'S
remarkable about ifg" 1t belongs 10
me."-Bosfon Transcript
Mrs. Hntton-We are organizing
plano club. Mr. Flaueigh. WIN you
Join u.s. Flatieigh-Wtth pleasure.
Mrs. Hutton. What pianist do you
propose TO club frst9-Tit-Bits
What's Smiths idea Of
himself7 Bocker-He doesn't think
anybody else can do a thing he can do,
and he doesn't think anybody else can
do a thing he can't do.-Puclx
The father-DId mamma punish you
to-day. Tommie? The boy-Yes, sir.
What did she dor Made me stay
in the house while she was taking her
singing lesson. "-Yonkers Statesman
Wigwag-W What rosesi Don't you
know a girl never marries the fellow
who sends her nowersg Oldbach-
Sure I do. That's Why I always try
to keep on the safe Philadelphia
Record.
sufferer-Doctor. don't you think
that a change to warmer climate
would do me goodg Specialist Good
gracious. mani That's just what
am trying to save you froml-New
York Times.
Tommie was about to have a chill
dren's party. Mother" he said
thoughtfully. 1t won't look wen for
me to be stunsng myself when those
other children are here. How win Il
Be II eat my share before they conner"
so when Bella rejected Jack. he
went immediately and proposed 70
MAudg" yes; but that wasn't the
best OF r. What do you think9 He
gave Maud an order on Bella for the
engagement ring. Boston Tran.
script.
Did you ever have appendicitis"
said the insurance man. well"
answered the slxeptic. 4 was operated
on. But l never felt sure whether It
was a case OF appendicitis or a cAse
OF professional curiosity. Washing
ton Star.
"some nsen are Sc queer" And you
are going to tell me Of one particularly
queer one" Eyes. It's Mr.. Barberton.
His wife used to beg him for nickels
and dimes. and now he's cheerfully
paying her a hundred a week for ALI
mony. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Il hope you win be interested in
yonder gentleman" said the hostess.
Il have assigned him to take you out
10 dinner" Il shall be- responded
the lady addressed. THAT gentleman
was formerly my husband and he's be-
hind with his alimony. Washington
ID. CO Herald.
Woggs-You seem 70 be very proud
OF your youngest son. He must be a
very remarkable youth. Boggs--He ia,
Judging from the papers, / think he
Is the only i2-year-old boy In the coun-
try who hasn't invented perfect wire
less telegraph. submarine boat, or
norcplane.-Pu
you will admit that doctors some
Zines make mistakes. won't your"
sOh. YES. the same as lawyers" was
lha cool reply. "And doctors mistakes