New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-12-06
THE Talk or THE DAY

THE Havana Post" Boosting of the
fact that it is the only American paper
published in Cuba. does its best TO keep up
10 American standards of journalistic at
Effectiveness and enterprise. Its annual
tourist edition comes TO hand gay with IL
Illustrations in four colors and teeming with
articles setting forth the charms of Cuba
generally. but particularly as a winter re-
sort. Pictures and print certainly make
out mighty good case for winter va
cation.
why arc you sobbing, my little man
My pa ; a millionaire philautEropiSt.
Well, well. That's nothing to cry about
is it,
give me s. to spend for Christmas provided
| raise similar amount. Chicago Record
Herald.
it actually pays. in hard cash, to DC a
Socialist candidate in Kansas. s. NJ Stall
lard, of Fort Scott. recently an aspirant for
the S0vernorship. swears TO it, He declares
he put nothing into the campaign-that the
Socialists consider their candidates servants
Of the party and are willing to pay their
expenses and a small amount III excess Of
that. Mr. StalIard says his expenses were
taken care of either by the state or local
committees wherever he Went and that in
addition to that he frequently received 3
a day for campaigning. After the election
was over he sat down and figured the thing
w. finding that ne was just 500 10 the good.
What is the hardest work YOU do
M! hardest work, replied Senator SorS-
hum. sis trying to look like my photographs
and talk like my speeches when ! get back
to my home town. Washington star
Buffalo is the latest city to doom the
g. Eat
last horse-drawn fire engine that the city
will buy. The Fire Commissioners announce
that any apparatus they purchase in tho
future will he of the automobile kind. and
for each piece installed FIVE horses viii Inc
Put out of commission. That is, the motor
engine will be both pump and hose
wagon and one of the now style vehicles
will carry ali the equipment of two of the
oid-fashioned kind. It is figured that the
cost Of motive power of the horse-drawn
apparatus is about sf.00H a year for engine
and wagon and that the automobile will
largely reduce this
Does Buffkins talk rnuch?"
Every time he appears on the scene I
feel the need Of a wind shield. -Birming-
ham AEe-HeraId.
Two women met in a grocery store a
few DAYS ago and while waiting on another
customer a clerk heard this dialogue: HAS
Tommy gone back 70 work, no. he'll
not go. he says till the company gives in.
Has your boy gone back" ''Sure-he was
off this morning early" rs it scab. he
is" "No-but If he stayed home he'd
have 10 run errands, carry up coal, take
out the baby, carry his fathers lunch 10
the works and do other things-he said
working for the company was fun next TO
A., fopx- f.1cr he Stn
Tommy's mother said. with knowing
wink: "I guess Tom'u be back to work to-
morrow" The women were the mothers of
striking "A. d T" boys.
"Rooker is swfuIly narrow. isn't he?'
Marrow isn't the name for 1t Say. he
asked me Yesterday If I believed Santa
Claus belonged to any church. cleveland
Plain Dealer.
AT dinner party given IN Paris recently
for two visiting American women the host
ess and her daughter wore exquisitely COL
ored silk dresses which attracted much at
fention because OF their unusual designs,
Hving birds on one and clusters of flowers.
of which no two groups We're alike, on the
other. These designs had been painted by
two well known artists, and fashionable
dressmakers have since then taken many
orders for painted costumes which one or
The profession said would never become
popular because dress of that kind costs
a little fortune when it is well done and is
worthless when done poorly
Why don't you sell that old mule of
yours
We'll sun replied Uncle Rasberry, II
les doesn' dare. I hash dc face TO sell
him to one O. de neighbors, an he wouIdn'
last foh a drive long enough to sell i'm
TO stranger w ashington Star.