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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-14
SOME HELPFUL TIPS
FOR YOUNG BRIDES
BY DOROTHY DIX.


Don't live in your emotions Get
down to earth as a daily abiding
place. You won't get so many bumps
nf you do.
Don't sit with your fingers on your
pulse, counting your heart throbs.
Don't narrow your interests down
to one person so that if he fails you
your world will be left empty and
Cesolate.
Don't think that. because you would
die for your husband, it gives you a
right to nag and deprive him If his
personal liberty.
Don't tag your husband and insist
on going with him every time he
leaves home. A man has Just as much
need of masculine society as a wo-
man has Of feminine.
Don't believe that any woman is as
necessary to a mans happiness as he
may be to hers. Men aren't built with
that kind of nature.
Don't expect your husband to keep
up the high pressure love-making of
his courting days through forty years
Of dead-level matrimony.
Never worry about your husbands
tilAtNNipiIo iS IoilE dS Ilt lOll6 Inc d
horse to make you comfortable. a
beefsteak is just as much a token of
undying devotion as a bunch of Am
erican Beauties.
Don't try to cut a man over after
you marry him by your own paper
pattern. His mother attended to that
long before you ever saw him, and
what he is he is. You married him
on that basis. Accept it with good
grace.
Don't put your reform theories to
work on your husband. Try them
out on the Zulus or the Hottentots
Give your husband an evening out,
and no questions asked every week.
The poor, hard-worked domestic
drudge deserves it,
And take one yourself. There are
no people such dull company as those
who know exactly the same things,
who have seen the same things, and
haven't even a new story to tell each
other.
Play fair with your husband. Be
as nice to his family and friends as
you expect him to be to yours.
Don't set up your own standard of
taste and morals and expect your hus-
band to accept them. He has got just
as much right to his opinion as you
have to yours.
Don't be Madame Oracle. There
is nothing else on earth so affecting
as to have to live with a perfect wo-
man who knows it all.
Never correct your husband be-
fore company, no matter how big an
error he makes. It's bad form and
will inevitably fake him hate you.
Cultivate n sense of humor. There
are many hings in married life at
which we must laugh or weep, and
the ability to see the funny side of
things will keep you out of the divorce
court.
Don't be a spoil-sport and raise a
million objections to every plan your
husband suggests for a little pleas
ure. The reason that most neglected
wives are neglected is because they
have first proved themselves wet
blankets on every festive occasion.
Try to learn to be chummy with
your husband, so that when the flare
of the fire of passion dies out you
will have the steady glow and warmth
of friendship and comradeship to fail
back upon, and will not be left, as
so many couples are, with nothing
Don't bewail the fact that your hus-
band is not all your girlish fancy
painted him. What would a perfect
man want with youth San Fran
cisco Examiner.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-14
BESIEGE THE LORD MAYOR.
Mineral Water Concerns Overwheln
Him With Circulars and Samples.

London.-Sir T. Vezey Strong who
was elected Lord Mayor of London
for the year beginning November 9th
Is declared to be the first teetotaler
who ever held that office.
He has been greatly amused, 1t ap-
pears, by the sensation which the an
nouncement of that fact made in the
mineral waters trade. Already he has
been overwhelmed with circulars and
samples of Notwithstanding bever-
ages.
'T never heard of most of them,"
he said in an interview, "and l shall
certainly not poison my guests with
these strange connections. Although
teetotaler I am not a drinker of
mineral waters. Tea and coffee are
my principal beverages, and will con-
tinue to be so.
''I am not greatly attached to water
and drink very little Of 1t. 1t will
not be difficult for me to go through
city dinners as an abstainer. When
served in the office of Sheriff I went
through all that"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-14
No false pretense has marked the

No false pretense has marked the
career OF Ely's Cream Balm. Being
entirely harmless, It is not respon-
sible like the catarrh snuffs and pow
ders. for minds shattered by cocaine.
The great virtue of Ely's Cream Balm
Is that 1t speedily and completely
overcomes nasal catarrh and hay fe-
yer. Back of this statement is the
testimony Of thousands and a reputa-
ton of many years success. All
druggists, soc, or mailed by Ely Bros,
Sc Warren street, New York.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-14
KINGS JOB NO SINECURE.
Flight OF Manuel from Portugal In
stance of It's Uncertainty

Rome.-Three years prior to his as
sassination at Monza, the late King
Humbert was attacked while driving
to the Capanelle race course on the
New Appian Way by would-be as
sassin, armed with a sharpened rifle.
When asked by a newspaper CORES
pondent who came upon the scene i'm
mediately after the seizure Of the
would-be regicide. what had happen
ed, King Humbert with a grim hu-
NOR. replied: zone Of the little un-
certainties incident to the profession
Of king!"
The granddaughter Of the unfortu-
nate monarch who was killed three
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-14
Rates ST per Day dnd Up. European
LEGAL BLANKS

OF every description. for County Court Circuit Court Jus
ce Court Real Estate etc. for sale at the East Oregonian
office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-14
CONDITIONS.

taking one and she does not like 10
refuse.
Remember this, girls, that the man
who really loves you will never urge
you to take a drink.
He will have too much regard for
you to care to see your pure young
lips defiled by lquor.-In Spokane
Inland Herald.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-14

.Catarrh Is an excessive secretion,
accompanied with chronic innamma-
ton from the mucous membrane.
Hoods Sarsaparilla acts on the mu-
cous membrane through the blood,
reduces inflammation, establishes
healthy action, and radically cures all
catarrh.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-14

1t certainly II a waste Of money for
me to buy the ordinary kind Of ba-
king powder. For all leading grocers
now sell Cleveland's at the uniform
price Of l pound. Is cents; 3 pounds,
81. and pounds. ei.sy.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-14
A Fit Place

Contrbutor-What has become of
that poem, "The Turtle Dove" I sent
you?
Editor-I've placed it in a pigeon
hole.-Boston Transcript.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-11-14

Housekeeping Rooms for Rent.
Unfurnished housekeeping rooms
for rent in the East Oregonian build
ing. Steam heat, electric lights, hot
and cold water and bath. Recently
renovated. Enquire at East Orego-
nian office.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22
TIE Important
Problem

confronting anyone in need Of 1axa-
tive is not question of single ac-
ton only, but Of permanently bene-
fetal effects. which will follow proper
efforts to live in healthful way, with
the assistance of Syrup of Figs and
Elixir Of Senna, whenever 1t is re-
quired. as It c1eanses the system
gently yet promptly, without irritation
and will therefore always have the
preference Of all who wish the best Of
family laxatives.
The combination has the approval
OF physicians because It is known to
be truly beneficial, and because It has
given satisfaction to the millions Of
well-inforned families who have used
It for many years past.
To get its beneficial effects. always
buy the genuine manufactured by the
California Fig Syrup Co. only.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22

Because home is in the country-be-
cause it is on a farm-is only an added
reason why it should be more up-to-date
and attractive, for those who are fortu-
nate enough to live in the country really
spend more time in their homes than do
those who live in cities.
And il is also true that farm homes and
farm life is daily becoming more and more
attractive. The inside of our house is our
home, so why not make it nice and at
tractive,- homely and cheerful, up-to-date
and modern.
You wouldn't think of burning tallow
candles, yet why use wall paper?
In order to educate a few refined peo-
pie in every community to the artistic
beauty of soft velvety alabastined walls
of solid color, free offer of beautiful wall
stencils of classic design is made to every
reader of this paper.
1t is also possible to secure without any
expense color suggestions for your home
telling you the most suitable colors, to use
the best arrangement, curtains and over
curtains, etc.-in fact the services of a
decorative architect are at your disposal
without charge to you.
In cities there are many and most ex-
cellent designers of interior decoration, but
it takes money and time to carry out their
ideas. This same service is at the disposal
of every reader IL he asks for it, and bet
ter than all, it tells you how you can
either do the work yourself or direct some
one else. 1t gives you exact shades and
colors, and the stencils to do the work
without charge.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22
AFRICAN JUNGLE AT A BALL
Young Society Men MasqueradIns as
Fierce Wild Animals Hunted
by Fair Debutantss-

Chicago.-The African jungle, with
society men masquerading as fierce
wild animals. debutantes with gilded
guns, and Mr.. Roosevelt himself i'm
personated by Jack Winterbotham,
constituted the most novel and attrac-
tive figure of the cotillion given by
Mrs. James L. Houghteling and Mrs.
Herman B. Butler for their daughters
Miss Leila Houghteling and Miss
Marion Butler, at the La Sale hotel.
The jungle figure opened with the
appearance OF Kenneth Goodman.
wearing an elephants head, at the
west end of the ballroom. He was
stalked for q while by Jack Winter
botham. as Roosevelt. Then the other
animals came on the scene, one by
one. and the debutantes with their
gilded guns came from the east end.
Slowly the Jungle was lowered until
only the animal heads could be seen.
and each girl shot head for a part
ner.
Another attractive figure was the
Young Lochinvar figure. At the west
end of the ballroom two Scottish bag
PiPcib dppcdTtQs IOliOWSu Dy elBut
young men in clerical garb. Eight
girls in bridal array came on with
eight bridegrooms in Scotch plaids
and kits. Then the sound of gallop-
ing horses were heard in the distance.
coming quickly nearer and louder. un-
til the eight young Lochinvars gal
loped on the scene on hobby horses
and carried of the eight brides.
An effective figure was made by
dancing through teE-foot arch, stand
Ing catacornered In the middle of the
room. and lighted with several hun
dred tiny electric lights. while the
rest Of the room was in darkness
The Japanese umbrella figure was
danced with its accompanying rain,
thunder and lightning. In another
figure the room suddenly darkened
while the orchestra played I'm Afraid
to Go Home in the Dark" and so
heroic young men danced out and
took as many frightened maidens
home.
In the flower figure eight sedan
chairs covered with flowers, in each
OF which was a young woman carrying
a basket of flowers. we're carried in
by men with cooked hats and gay
colored sashes. and accompanied by
men with fans. throwing flowers. and
as the figure progressed they all threw
flowers.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22
Russians and Portuguese Are Begin
ming to Replace Chinese and
Japanese.

Los Angeles. Cal.-"Honolulu is en-
couraging to the utmost immigration
of whites to the islands," said Antonio
Perry. associate Justice of the su-
preme court of Hawaii and former
member of the board of education OF
the island.
THE country is succeeding to de-
gree that is most satisfactory to the
planters. for we find the white labor
er is far superior to the Chinese and
Japanese. The Russians have proved
themselves especially adaptable to the
work on the plantations. Five hun
dred Russians arrived from Siberia four
months ago and more than 800 Portu-
guese were brought from the Azores
Islands at about that time. In fact.
we have an agent. C. l.. Atkinson. re-
Gently secretary of the territory. who
makes bis headquarters in Siberia. and
before many years there will be great
numbers of Russians settle permanent
ly in the Islands. We are no longer
threatened with the yellow peril
The educational system of the is
lands is second to none in the United
States. Considerable attention is paid
to the development and care of the
youth. We have Juvenile court con-
Quoted in similar manner to that
Of Colorado The youths who are
charged with wrong doing are sepa-
rated from the more hardened Grim
inals before and after they are tried
and until they begin the service OF
the sentence imposed upon them
Il am not much Of a booster" said
Judge Perry. but perhaps Il would
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22
Flat Dweller Eats in New York;
Sleeps in Yonkers.
ops-HaIf In Great Metropolis; Other
Half In suburbs-FIre Depart
ments Refuse to Assume Juris-
dictlon Over Building.

New York.-"A Tale of Two Cities"
is the title that best describes the con-
dition of affairs in the FIVE fiat houses
owned by Thomas Doyle at Two Hun
dred and Fortieth street and Mclean
avenue.
Half in New York and half in
Yonkers, these are the buildings which
are worrying the building departments
of both cities. It is alleged that the
houses lack fire exit facilities, and be-
cause of the fact that neither Of the
departments is sure OF Its jurisdiction
the property is temporarily immune
from municipal interference.
Ofncials of the Yonkers fire and
building departments have inspected
the premises, and 1t Is understood they
will confer With Mayor Gaynor for the
purpose OF settling the matter.
The Yonkers firemen say that in
case the building takes fire they are
willing to extinguish their half, but
they would hate to interfere with the
pleasure Of their New York comrades.
All such persons as happened to be
on the Yonkers end of the building
would have the freedom of the Yonk-
ers ladders extended to them, but
those who were in the New York part
would have to make high dives or wait
for their own fire department.
But the official tangle caused by the
location OF the buildings isn't n cir
cumstance to the confusion among the
tenants. Just imagine haSlng your
family scattered all over two citiesl
The baby in Yonkers crying for its
mother in New York. papa in New
York yelling his head of to find out
II dinner is ready In Yonkers. and
mamma inQuiring of papa to know
when he is coming from New York to
help her take the ice off the dumb
waiter in Yonkers.
1T surely is a remarkable state OF
affairs" said one woman. THE houses
are so constructed that the parlors are
in New York and the kitchens in
Yonkers. while the city line passes
right through the center OF the dining
room. How would you like to wake
up in New York and have to go to
Yonkers for your breakfast every
morning? You sit down on the New
York side of the table and have to
get up and cross over into Yonkers to
get the salt or pepper unless some one
hands 1t to you. Just think of reach.
ing into another city to get the but
ter"
Il suppose you go to New York
every day." was suggested.
"Al1 but Mondays and Saturdays
On Monday bathe the clothes and on
Saturdays / bathe the children and
these days l. spend in Yonkers. The
plan has many advantages. however
1t combines all the comforts OF the
city with the fresh air of the country.
When the children get run down I
chase them out to Yonkers and kesD
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22
TALE OF NEW YORK


them there for couple of hours. And
another thing. When John and have
disagreement he goes to New York
and l go to Yonkers. He has habit
OF coming home on one runner and on
such occasions he drops one shoe in
New York and tosses the other into
Yonkers. He does the same thing with
the rest of his duds and the next day
we have to tramp all over two cities
collecting them"
(which end does the landlord col
lect from?"
I'VE fooled him for long time.
When he came in by the New York
end we used to flock over into Yonk-
ers and vice versa, but now he comes
in and straddles the line until we
come across"
There is combination butcher
market and grocery on the ground
floor of the corner building The meat
department is in New York and the
cash register is in Yonkers and when
customer buys pigs fender or a
steak he has to walk across the CITY
line to ring the bell.
The largest part of my store is in
New York" said the butcher. but the
largest part of my trade is in Yonkers
Yes. It's strange situation. It will
be interesting If anybody ever drops
dead on the city line, They'll have to
slice him up to satisfy the undertakers
on both sides of the line"
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22
CAUSE FOR HENS cAckLINe
Diet Of Coffee Causes Those oIddy.
Headed Creatures and Their Lords
to Danish Sleep.

Cedar Grove. N. MAX Reismann
was compelled to visit his big hem
house fully 15 times the other night
between sunset and sunup, and admin
lister large doses of moral suasion to
a flock of wildly cackling hens and
wildly Growing roosters. Not roost
was occupied. not one head was tucked
under sheltering wing, not bird
slept all night long. Neither did Max.
Neither the neighbors.
All the hens were good Plymouth
Rocks. White Leghorns. and Max saw
no reason why they should celebrate
the night with insomnia and night
mare combined. He questioned his
wife and the truth came out. Unthink-
ingly, she had poured the coffee
grounds into the henyard the after
noon before and the hens, eating. had
been stimulated unduly. All sleep left
them.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22
RAISE LEGAL MARRIAGE AGE
New York City Clerk Enforces Rule
Hitting Many 5lushlns Young
Couples.

New York.-In view of the appellate
division court decision that If appli
cation is made for annulment mar
riages in which men under 21 and
women under Is years of age are prin.
cipals must be declared illegal. City
clerk P. ]. Scully has ordered his
clerks to refuse licenses to young peo.
pie under the ages mentioned until be
receives an opinion from the corpora.
ton counsel.
During the past two years some
10000 licenses have been Issued in the
city Of New York. and OF this number
about 1.4oo relate to cases where at
least one Of the principals was under
legal age" as interpreted by the sp
pellate division.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22
White Men Going to Hawaiu

not be out of the way to say that
Honolulu is flooded with visitors. and
as consequence is building up a
great tourist trade that in point OF
annual revenue is becoming an 'impor
tant figure with her. The trade. how
ever. is greatly impaired because OF
the lack Of steamer accommodations.
and the coastwise law passed by con,
gress. which prohibits carrying a pas
senger from one city to another. The
Philippines have had this law sus-
pended. We are asking congress to
suspend the operation of this act for
limited time until ships can be built
to carry the trade"
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22
II Seemed So.

The little son of the family hap
pened to be idling his time in the
kitchen when the colored porter came
up out of the cellar. where he had
been shoveling coal into the heater.
grasped the white towel hanging on
the door and passed into the hail.. For
an instant the youth gazed awe
struck at the coal dust impressions
left on the towel, then yelled after the
retreating negro:
"Oh. Sam, your color's coming
off!"-Judge.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22
care of Horse,. Feet.

II the horse already has defective
feet keep them carefully trimmed and
shod II necessary. The soft hoof
should be shod and reshod every six
or eight weeks in winter where the
ground is frozen and at all times of
the year where the roads are rocked
or graveled. BY keeping the horse
with poor feet properly shod 1t will
do good service without loss of time.
But 1t is best to breed for good feet
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22

agony from klu-
n ey complaint
and was almost
helpless. The dis
ease grew worse
each year al
though 1 doc
tored and used
many remedies.
There were excru-
ciating pains in
my back and the
urine passed too
freely. Doa n 8
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22
picture show for an A,vI,,,,

Lincoln, Neb.-The state board of
public lands and buildings will buy a
moving picture machine for the amuse-
ment of the insane patients at the Nor.
folk asylum. superintendent j. c. Per-
cival says that these pictures appear
to soothe patients and that they can
watch them without the exciting ef-
fects incident to other forms of di.
version.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22
o. Those Tears.

$50 you are going to marry Mr..
Glimson?" smiles the first fair young
thing. 81 was engaged to him last
year. He positively wept when
broke the engagement"
II know he did," answers the other
beauteous creature. HE told me
that he wept-for joy
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22

Kidney Pills gradually helped me and
soon was cured. Some years ago
recommended them and have had no
trouble since"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster -Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22

Pessimists tell us the world isn't
growing better-eyen though the
coon song" craze has bumped the
bumps.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22

For Red, Itching EyeIids, Cysts, styes
Failing Eyelashes and All Eyes That
Need Care Try Murine Eye Salve. Asep-
tic Tubes-Trial Size-25c. Ask Your Drug
gist or Write Murine Eye Remedy Co.,
Chicago.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22
w. L. DOUGLAS
$500, So. 80, -. 90 & S6. 90
Ssas. Sss: SHOES .asS sss.. ! e.; $50

w. l.. Douglas
shoes are worn
bymOrementhan
any other make,
8EOAOSEs
W. L. Douglas %. 90
and $3.50 shoes are
tho lowest price.
quality considered,
In tho world.
W.L.Douglas $500
and $500 shoes
equal, in style, At and
wear. other makes
costing06. 90 to $500.
Fast Color Eueiefs-
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22

WHEN YOUR JOINTS ARE STIFF
and muscles sore from cold. rheumatism or neural.
gia; when you slip. strain bruise yourself use
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22

He is a cheap man who lets his
actions give him away.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22

Mrs. WInslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gums, reduces In
nammaton. .allays palm cures wind collie. 25c bottle.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22

And much is done in the name of
charity--also many.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22
Hoods
SarsaparilIa

Will purify your blood, clear
your complexion, restore your
appetite, relieve your tired feel
ing, build you up. Be. sure to
take it this spring.
Get 1t in usual liquid form or choco-
lated tablets called Sarsatabs. 100 Doses II.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22
DOWNWARD COURSE.
Kidney Troubles Grow Worse Every
Year.

Charles s. Bailey. S0S Locust St,
Yankton, s. Oak, says: II suffered.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22

The genuine have W. l. Douglas name and price
stamped on the bottom: Take No suhstttate.
Ask yonr dealer for ". L. Douglas shoes II they are
not FOR sale In your town FOR Mail order Catalog.
giving full directions how TO order by mall. SHOES
ordered direct from factory delivered the
all charges prepaid W. l. Douglas, Brockfon, hAss
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22

fkey 1ye II esIl water bstteF thaa am ether Is.
ee0Ma0g 0aoo Co., Qsssoys NSSRokss
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-04-22

0ns 10 Daeka0s e6leVs on Nhers.
-Hssss ~. olsesh en- mIz cslsss.