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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16
FIRTH COLLAPSES.

William Firth, jr., the former night
ticket agent at the Chester, Pa, station
of the Pennsylvania Railroad who
eloped with Ethel May Pierce, tc
Alexandria, where the girl killed her
self. is in a state of nervous collapse after
his ordeal.
He is now being attended by two
physicians. The funeral of Miss Pierce
took place today.
Firth met his wife and 6-year-old
daughter, Margaret, yesterday, and his
father, William Firth, senior, of Up
land, declared that the couple will eff
feet a reconciliation.
By the cross-examination of the
witnesses at the investigation of Firth
at Chester Wednesday night the Prls-
oner's lawyer indicated the defense OF
his client. He will endeavor to show
that Ethel knew her own mind when
she lied from Chester with Firth and
that it was she who had planned the
elOpement.
Mrs Mamie Firth, wife Of the clerk,
and her relatives said they hold the
mother of Ethel responsible for the
tragedy.
1t was said in Chester yesterday that
Firth often entertained mother and
daughter in the railrord ticket Office,
where he worked after dark, and the
visits of Mrs. Pierce and Ethel had
become so frequent as to awaken much
comment.
Persons who know Firth say that
instead of going to his home after he
left the railroad station each morn
ing. he frequently went to the home
of Ethel and remained there for lunch.
1t is said that he used to tell his wife
that he had not been TO see the girl
until she obtained alleged positive
proof OF the friendship.
There promises to be one OF the
largest concOurses of people that ever
attended a funeral at the obsequies.
Rev. DIR. William Shaffer, pastor Of
Madison Street Methodist Church, will
conduct the services. He chrlstened
the child when she was an infant.
Mrs. Firth, jr., first became cognlz-
ant Of the relations which existed be-
tween her husband and the Pierce girl
July 4, when she found letter in his
pocket which was written by the girl.
This letter contained, according tC
Firth sister, who saw it, protestation:
of love and arranged time when be
was to meet her.
After finding this letter Mrs. Firth
pleaded with her husband to give the
girl up, and he promised to do so. Then
the neighbors started to talk about
the pair, and again Mrs. Firth urged
her husband TO quit going with the
girl and stay at home. He promised
to do so this time, also, and again last
Monday night, when his wife carried
him lunch at II O'Clock, hepromised
to stop seeing the girl Five hour;
later he was on his way to Baltimore
with the girl.
A dispatch from Chester says Chic
of Police McCarey states that there are
no new developments in the case.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16
THE BAGGETT STAND.

The announcement made some time
ago that the meat stand OF the Baggetts
in the city market was to be a thing OF
the past vas, it seems, premature, as 1t
will be seen by an advertisement in the
Gazette OF today that Mr.. Charles F.
Baggett, grandson of the founder,
Townsend Baggett, will in future con-
duct the stand and continue the repu'
tation of the puddngs and sausages
manufactured by his grandsire in by
gone years.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16
OPERA HOUSE.

The popularity of the new Opera
House, under the management OF Mr..
Sydney J. Jacobson, is increasing and
the crowds that fill the building are
well pleased with the entertainment
furnished. The class of vaudeville is
the best obtainable and the managers
appreciate the compliments bestowed
upon them by the theatre-goers. There
is 20 place that more amusement can
be found for 10 cents than the Ope a
House. They believe in advertising
and from day to day the different
changes can be seen in this paper.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16
A MODERN FOUNTAIN.

Mr.. Richard Gibson has installed a
Becker iceless fountain in , his drug
store at the southeast corner OF King
and Alfred streets. The fountain is
beautiful in all its parts, and is sanitary,
all portions being accessible. The body
is OF white Italian marble, the base oil
Vermont green and the trimmings OF
Peddaro, Mexico, onyx. The mould
ings and frame are of solid mahogany,
with a fine mirror in the centre. The
Becker fountain makes its own ice.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16
THE ARNoLp-GORHAM WEDDING.

Mr.. Brooke Arnold and Miss Iona
Gorham were married last night in
Washington by Rev. Mr.. Holmes, Of
this city. After the ceremony the
bridal party left for the brides home
in Alexandria, where they rendered a
reception to the immediate family OF
the contracting parties. Miss Gorham
was attended by her sister, Mrs. James
MCGOWAN, and Mr.. Arnold had for his
best man Mr.. James McGowan. The
couple were the recipients Of many
handsome presents.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16
THE MILK DEALERS.

After much debate last night at a
meeting in Eagles Hall, Washington
the Milk Producers Association adopt
ed resolution making "a cents gal
lon their price for milk this winter.
The figure is 2 cents above that OF last
winter. Cream was placed 81 gallon
an increase OF 10 cents over last year
The resolution fixing the prices was dc
clared to be discretionary" so Tar as
it is to control members, and is IN no
sense obligatory. The latter declara-
ton was OF interest, as District Attor-
ney G. r. Wilson was present, but as
an invited guest. Reports were to the
effect that Mr.. Wilson might bring
proceedings under the Sherman anti
trust law to prevent any boost in prices;
The Milk Dealers Association Will
meet today, and probably will put the
retail price of milk up to 10 cents a
quart to meet the producers increase.
President John Thomas, OF Ednor'
Md: who was reelected, was in the
chair, and the other officers, also re-
elected and present, were; j. b. d.
mond, OF Gaithersburg, Md, wee
president; Lamar Jackson, OF Silver
Spring, Nd, secretary, and James W.
Roberts, OF Alexandria, treasurer.
With the federal authorities inyestI-
eating the so-called milk trust here
the retail dealers today called a meet
ing to be held tonight to protest against
the action Of milk producers in putting
the price up to "a cents a gallon, 2
cents above the unprecedented price OF
last winter. Retail dealers declare that
they will have to charge ten cents a
quart.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16
HANDSOME SOUVENIR.

The Citizens National Bank has just
issued handsome souvenir in honor
OF the extension OF its charter on the
10th inst for another twenty years,
the bank, as heretofore stated, having
already been in successful operation for
forty years. 1t contains handsome
pictures OF the old and the new bank
buildings with interior views OF the
latter and also history Of the bank
and its business since its organization.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16
WRIT OF ERROR.

The Court of Appeals Thursday al
lowed a writ OF error in the case brought
by the Southern Railway against Mrs.
Alice McMenamin, coming from the
Circuit Court, of Alexandra. Mrs. Nc
Menamin alleges that the Southern
Railway built an electric plant and coal
chute near her property, damaging II
to the extent of 81 800, which she sued
TO recover. The lower court awarded
her 50. $50 from which the railway ap-
pealed.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16
ADJOURNED messing.

The meeting of the ladies who are to
have charge of the reception and dance
to be given at the opening of the new
Elks Home was held Yesterday after
noon and adjourned until Saturday
evening at s O'Clock in the Elks' build
ing is earnestly requested that every
Elk in Alexandria attend this meeting
and bring the lady members OF their
a. ,ilinr
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16
DEATH OF MRS. MUMFORD.

Mrs. Victor NJ. Munford, wife OF
Mr.. Fred Mumford, died at her home,
$40 Commerce street, at an early hour
this morning. The deceased was 81
wears old. She leaves besides her hus-
band several children. Mrs. Mumford
was daughter Of Mr., Iand Mrs, Ed
ward Church,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16
SLIGHT FIRE,

The roof of the rear portion OF the
building occupied by the Alexandria
Iron Works at the southeast corner OF
Wilkes and Royal streets caught fire
yesterday afternoon. The flames were
extinguished by workmen before any
serious damage resulted and no alarm
was sounded.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16
KNIGHTS TEMPLAR.

Old Dominion Commandery, Knights
Templar, after their annual election OF
officers and inspection tonight, will ad-
iourn to the new Elk's Hall and hold
a BANQUET. Eminent Sir, Rev. j.
Cleveland Hall, Grand Prelate of the
Grand Commandery, X. I. of Virginia,
will inspect the commandery tonight.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16
ROSEMONT LOCALS.

Mr.. Milton d. Morrel has completed
the plans for handsome home to be
erected for Mr.. Charles A. Sale OF
Washington, on Cedar street in Rose
mont.
Mr.. Henry J. Warbler, master
mechanic at the Potomac yards, is
having Mr.. Leon Clark prepare plans
for the home he is to build at the
corner Of Cedar street and King street
extended, Rosemont Both houses are
to be built as soon as contracts can be
arranged.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16
B1-couNrY CONVENTION.

The Woman's Christian Temperance
Union OF Fairfax and Alexandra
counties will hold their bi-county con
yention at Trinity NJ E. Church, Alex
andria, Monday, September 18th,
Morning session at 1880 O'Clock; after
noon at 2 O'Clock. Agood programme
is arranged, Everybody welcome,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16
CORPORATION COURT.

[Judgc l.. C. Barley presiding.J
Philippa ID. Allen VS.. Harvey l..
Allen, suit for divorce; dismissed by
reason OF the death of the complainant.
A decree was entered confirming the
report OF the commissioner in the case
of Richard Gray VS.. the unknown heirs
OF Thomas Johnson.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16
Expelling Jesuits.

Liabon, Sept. 16.-The expulsion OF
the Spanish Jesuit monks, in confor-
nifty to the governments order OF
Wednesday, began today at Bragg,
Penafiel, Guimaraes and Camplodide.
The monks we're told they would be
arrested il they returned,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16
POLICE COURT.

GJustice II. b. Cation presiding
The following cases were disposed OF
this morning:
Arthur Lee, colored, charged with
assaulting Clara Lee was fined So.
Abraham Douglas, cOlOred, charged
with assaulting Mary Douglas, had his
case continued
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16
BEER IN THE COUNTY.

In reply to an inquiry made by the
Arlington Brewing Co. as to WI ether
the brewery can sell and deliver beer 10
familier in Alexandria county, the
commonwealth s attorney calls attention
to Section 2S OF the Byrd liquor law
passed by the legislature last March
permits manufacturers OF malt liquors
to sell the product of their brewing ana
deliver the same to consumers IN their
homes Notwithstanding the fact the
brewery be located in no license ter
ritory.-[ County Monitor.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16

Gladys Morgan, a Chicago woman,
is under arrest at Louisville, KY,
charged with stealing $4,000 in that
city. The victim is said to have been
a Chicago merchant.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16

Returns of today seem to indicate
without the slightest doubt that former
Governor Edward Casper Stakes has won
over former q overnor Franklin Murphy
i'm the senatorial fight in New York.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16

The mentality of the kaiser is the sub
iect of a series OF letters now running IN
rInteransigeant, of Paris, the general
verdict of which is that the kaiser is sur
fering from mental disorder bordering
on insanity.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16

Ladies, you will always wear smile
il YOU wear the Red Cross Shoe. For
sale only by ]. A. Marshall & Bro,
422 King street,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16

We sell Hess, Regal, Walk-oyer,
Brockton and Taylor made fine shoes
for gentlemen. J. II. Marshall q
Bro. 49, King street
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16

For this section fair tonight and
Saturday; not much change in tempera-
ture; moderate nOrtheasterly winds.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16
LOCAL BREVITIES.

The September term OF the Fairfax
Circuit Court commences on Monday
next.
The schooner Oriental is being load
ed with building material by W. A
Smoot d Co. for Somerset Beach.
Mr.. A. ]. Butcher will have for sale
at his stand in market tomorrow a
fresh supply of fine whiteHeath peaches.
An infant child Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Richard Struder died at its parents
home near Hume's Springs yesterday
evening
A marriage license was issued in
Washington yesterday to Harrison b.
Arnold and Catherine l. Gorham, both
~ Al,N1nIria.
The Alexandria Water Company is
LAYING four and six inch mains in Col
lege Park and on Washington avenue
In the county.
Charles Butler, colored, reported to
the police this morning that while
under the influence of liquor and
asleep in a vacant lot near the W. d o.
depot last night, he was robbed OF his
shoes and hat.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16

nor RENT.-Two desirable UNFUR-
Il NISHED ROOMS with bath; suitable
for four gentlemen; centrally located,
half block from electric line. Address
Lock box No. lS6. Postoliice sepl5 3t*
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16

Select hard shell crabs at Jacob Brill 8
restaurant, foot of King street, tonight
Hard Crabs are now at their best. An
napolis Hard Crabs 40c per dozen at the
Opera House Cafe.
Mr.. Einstein says: Der art of eating
unit knowing what TO eat beats paint
ing pictures to standstill.-hor-
rect Folks that eat those irrestibly de
licious Auth Sausages and Puddings in
variably resemble living pictures of con
and shoulder adj on this page? Its great
Look for it! Read it. Then come and
look us over tomorrow. Talk about be-
ing contented. You'll be dee-lighted.
Blondheim's Auth Stand and Market.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16

VXTANTED-A middle-aged MAN to
w represent us. No experience neces-
sary Permanent position. Chance TO
make big money. THE BURR MUIR
SERIES Manchester, Conn. scpl6 3t'
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-16
LOCAL MATTERS.
Sun and Tide Table.
Weather Probabilities.

Sun rises tomorrow at 5:43 and sets Cos.
Ugh water at Cos a. IN. and $50 p. IN
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-12-22
Yelm, Wash, Dec. 81.

Editor Times:
Some of your real estate advertis-
ers don't seem to comply with their
ads. Recently l made application
for 8 per cent loan, lust merely to
ascertain II they were IN earnest, not
that I needed the money, and fol-
lowing Is the reply:
your vaudevillian comedy appli-
cation for a loan on 100 acres of
land has been received, end we has
ten advise you that we have plenty
of money, that we can only consider
city property. brick blocks, business
property at per cent. You can't
get money on farm property at less
than 5 per cent and per cent COM
mission"
Why this discrimination against
the farmer. Is not the farmer S
property as good security, and bet
ter than the brick block? Is not
the farmer as much entitled to cheap
money as the city nabob7 II not
why notf Is 1t not fact that the
farmer feeds the world? Were II
not for him the loan sharks would
starve Everything they eat. drink
and wear depends upon the farmer
ana yet. II a poor farmer yho owns
land and needs the money to bring
It into use wants a little money he
IL muicted TO the tune of Q per cent
more than the city gent, especially
II he's rich, besides a s per cent
commission. I am safe in saying
that half of your money lenders
mover earned a cent I'm their lives,
but by some streak of fortune have
acquired little and the way they
- an lordiy airs would disgust a
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-12-22
So Near and Yet So Far

In Chicago the garment workers strike
The police the
dubbed
tonal right to
them The police clubs injured happened
the street the time well a
sker) thank buecoas club hisbroken
brought the station with
mouth and result of their blows
the clothing baron have been given
police.
In Milwaukee the
But single girl striker
In Milwaukee, there's
You organized capital
and ORGANIZED LABOR is in Mwaukees
Chicago. the police hold
holds the pohceman's club in its
Chicago and Milwaukee as a hund mill
anarf hui NN .N.-NN
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-12-22
| | |.

We're on our way to Aunt
Blanche Chippendale's, Carrye
Caracul and me, all rugged up in
our gladdest scenery. We have
to be ready and fit, you know, for
the merry social whirl. l do feel
a little guilty about ringing in
Carrye unasked, but where folks
have a big house and lots of
scads it's a case of "the more
the merrier." And Carrye can
steer me through the heightened
part of anything that takes place
on the visit. We are plcturing to
ourselves a brownstone mansion
with Venetian blinds as you might
expect one of the quality to have
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-12-22

prince. They don't seem to realize
the fact that IL the farmer could GO,
the money at reasonable rates II
would greatly enhance production
cheaper the cost OF living and re-
lieve the congestion in the over
populated cities, where half the pop
Iulation live from hand to mouth
and many of 'em on the very Of
starvation. Selfishness is the bane
of the human family.
]. c. CONNIE
Editors Note.-If there is a man
advertising I'm the columns of the
Times who said your efforts to Dor
row money were vaudevillian and of
comedy nature, let the editor see
the letter.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-12-22

band, and aunt to the two little
girls. Later she was the moth
er of a little girl
The fourth girl was half sister
to the third girl-fboth named
Garland. The third girl was half
sister to the first two, having the
same mother. The fourth was
half sister to the first two and
at the same time full cousin as
her mother miss Holden) was the
sister of Mr.. Holden, father of the
two motherless and father'less two
Holden girls. So the Holden
girls were cousins to their half
sisters half sister.
MRS. L. w.
P. S.-You need not be afraid
of the names. II was i'm the odd
country and thousands of miles
away, and nearly all have now
been dead many years.
MRS. L. W.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-12-22
Editor Tacoma Times:

Editor Tacoma Times:
Dear Sir: A few days ago you
had In your paper what looked
like a curious matrimonial rela-
tionshfp. knew of a similar
case years ago. Mr.. Ostler, a
widower with grown son, mar
ried a widow with grown daugh-
ter. In time the son married the
daughter.
Precisely tine same relation
ship. But her is a more curious
case which / knew of 80 years
ago. Mr.. Holden married Miss
Brown. He died leaving two lit
tie girls. In time the widow
married Mr.. Garland. Later when
she had given birth to a daugh-
ter to Mr.. Garland Mrs. Brown
Holden-G Garland died.
Later Mr.. Garland married Miss
Holden, sister of the first hus-
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-12-22

Did you ever haev friend with
several children?
Well, l always had friends be-
fore / had several children.
Sometimes it lis hard to have
both. They clash.
Had a man eat dinner with us
once. The Oldest boy was prac-
Using his manual training.
MY boy. is that a hand SAW"
the gentleman asked.
Nope" said my brilliant son,
we use 1t for wood"
Next my little daughters sing
ing attracted his kindly notice.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-12-22

Iand lots of old family silver and a
butler to put it away nights.
maybe she'll take us to Europe, "
and wonder if she has a pipe or
gan in the music room" Such
was our line of chatter. Carrye
Isays she hopes Aunt Blanche sets
a good table and serves meat with
Bar lie Doc jelly.
Geo. l said, 81 hope so, too.
l amt tasted any kind of duck
since as kid l went to a Saliva
ton Army Christmas dinner"
Some other pc I'm going to
ask Carrye what she was smoker
ing at, but l haven't time just
now. We're pulling into Chicago
(Continued.)
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-12-22

II told So" ~ " say
WHEN Tacoma firm watch 100000 property
In smiling
new stock and ready for business at that
business The Mccormack
THE SEATTLE TIMES recently by
that this city is a lonesome" y '0
MISSOURI liked he her
in
and hands Which
business, but other a mo-
WITH states rights democrat soldier AS
chief Justice of the United States
far from the passions of the civil And that's good
"WHY all this comment Saome?" A. Reader Largely
because that's about all there's her,
JUDGE HISHLEi of Oklahoma ned for
leading 16year-old would that
udge-oh WE'LL Christmas CONTEMPT
judicial dignity.
MISS Lowell HERMAN weight so has at Akron O
after stomach Boil he drink,
- ~
the matter restitution.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-12-22
Slams, Jabs, Boosts and
MOST
ANYTHING

There was time not long ago
When he just laughed and
laughed;
But now there's scarce a feeble
grin
On William Howard-Oh, finish
1t yourself.
The Professor in Politics.
Roger Sullivan went to Wood
row Wilson.
Good morning, Prof"
Good morning, Mr.. Sullivan. I"
Say, Prof, why don't you cut
out your attacks on ex-senator
Smith? If you cut out that mon
key work and stick to business,
will deliver to you the whole Illi-
nois delegation for president in
1912"
"G'wan. Your promises are
faulty. If We elect Smith for SEN
ator, and New York elects She
han. and Ohio elects a corporation
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-12-22

son. polished es-
sayist and figure
in American lit
terature. He left
the ministry to
take up the fight
against negro,
slavery, a n d
served in the
civil war. OF late
he has helped in
the campaign for
political rights
for women. His
love for nature
and outdoor life
Is shown in his
works. He says
old age is an en-
joyable period of
life.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-12-22

Shoes the other list an Teller really
upH em imwich that
Automobiles ougher be the mustn't list
that can't afford But
the benzne buggy where you'll
At the kids |
tells em that chewn
Did the beat
An by the they're UGH KNOWN
than just kdsf ask THEM.
So felers Just wait an watch an learn an wen we're
praps We'll know the
18th
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-12-22

Kary Emile Macmillan Lotus
Joseph Alexandra Theodore Man
uel de Bardi, born in Paris %
years ago, wants to become an
American citizen in Chicago. How
many words can you spell out by
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-12-22
Mustn't Things BY a Poor, Downtrodden Boy

Most ev'rything a poor KID
wants is somethin' a poor kid
can't have.
Ev'rything GOOD is MUSTN'T.
Ev'rything a kid likes to do Is
somethin' a kid must not do.
An grown folks wonder why we
gets bad!
Ii ev'ry blessed thing grown
folks think they oughter have was
somethin grown folks couldn't
have, thered be a big lot of
mighty mad grown folks. Take it
from me!
l know. for 1 studies grown
folks all the time to find out If
there amt somethin' I'd like to
have that ] really can have.
Once i'll a great while / see
somethin' that's good for me"
an witch of course l don't want,
but l gen'r'ly pertends l want it,
mebbe cause it's good for me,
but most prob'ly cause / know If
wishes for somethin' that's
good for me-" may just posi-
bly, get that somethin' really
wants afterwards.
It's tut, that's all.
Now candy's god. But it's
on the mustn's list.