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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01
PERSONAL NOTES.


An Ohio woman has gone crazy over the
big fight, but lot OF men did II firSs'
without causing special mention.
Indians have advanced almost TO a point
at which they cen put into good English
their objections 10 being robbed by SUI
perior race.
Miss Lauise Davis, the Orange teaches
who won fame as a base ball umpire, he's
gone and got married and the members OF
the school nine don't like Il a bit.
In the school OF instruction for custom
house employees in New York a short course
might be devoted to pressure OF the "gied
hand" when returning tourists arrive from
Europe. Sometimes there Is a good deal
in IT,
An Engllshman. sir senllle Cave Browne
Cave, has permitted II 10 be known that he
would like TO marry some beautiful Aneri-
can girl with plenty OF money. He must
have an ancestral seat or two that are
about TO cave in.
Gottlieb Graul, former resident OF
Orange. N. j., is dead in Cincinnati, at
the age OF los. He was In the employ OF
the family of Congressman Nicholas Long
worth up to the age OF los, He was for
many years head gardener and laid out
the grounds of the LOngworth homestead at
East Walnut Hills. ...I.
Miss Hattie p. Dyer is one OF Boston's
women hat manufacturer who ranks
among the most successful OF the older
business women in Boston. She Is de-
scended from Mayflower stock. began to
work early in life, and BY determination,
thrift and energy has risen from compare
lively humble beginnings
A Boston man is accommodating n bunch
OF summary fame by announcing that he
will present to the next legislature OF
Massachusetts, bill requiring husbands
to pay their wives 10 per cent OF their
incomes Being a bachelor. probably from
necessity he argues that behediots should
pay u liberal stipend for the favors they
enjoy. ...
A discordant note was sounded by the
New York Sun while the multitude was
welcoming Roosevelt The Sun insists
the mightiest hunter that ever pulled q
trigger in Africa Is John Ricaiton OF
Maplewood, N j., who walked from Cape
town to Cairo without an army OF por-
ters, hunting as he went, and on one day
shot three Thlnos. The Jersey hunter 10
81 years of age
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01
CRY NO MORE.
James Whitcomb Riley.


| ain't a-goln to cry, no more, no morel
I'm got earache, an Ma can't make
1t quit a-tall;
An Carlo bit my rubber ball
An punctured It; an Sis she take
And poke my knife down through the
stable floor
And loozed it-blame II all!
But l amt goin' to cry no more, no morel
An Aunt Name wrote she's comm, an
she can't
Folks is come there! An I don't care
She is my Aunt
An my eyes stings; an I'm
list coughin all the time,
An hurts, me so, an where my sides SO
sore.
Grampa felt where, an he
says, MAYBE It's pleurasy!"
But amt goin' to cry no more, no moreI
An climbed up an failed orr the fence,
An Herbert he list laugh at me!
An, my IL cents
1t sticked In my tin bank, an / list tore
Purto mi thumb nail off, tryin' to git
II out-nen smash it! An it's in there yit!
But amt goin' to cry no more, no morei
Dol I'm SO wicked! An my breath's so
hot
list like I'run an don't res none
But list run on when ought 70 not;
Yes, an my chin
An, lips all warpy and teeth's so fast,
An IS place in my throat can't swaller
past
An they all hurt so! -
An oh, my-oh!
I'm startip' ag'in-
I'm startin' ag'in, but won't fer shore!
list amt goin' TO cry no more. no morel
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01
A Far.ReaOhing Rate Decision.

The Interstate Commerce commits
sion has decided that the principle Of
rate making is wrong that permits a
railroad to charge more for transporta-
ton from Omaha to Reno than from
Omaha to Sacramento, or the same
whether the shipment originates at
Omaha or Denver or Boston and goes
to Reno or Sacramento. 1t is purely
arbitrary and the railroads have never
been able, when put to the test, to
justify it, though they have managed
in some way to keep the principle in
vogue. The idea that intermediate
cities should pay the coast terminal
rate plus the local back to the point
of delivery never was tenable and the
wonder is that the railroads have been
able to maintain. They could have
done their general cause much good
by abandoning it long ago, but instead
of that they are not yet ready to
make the concession.
1t is this practice that the Interstate
Commerce commission knocks out In
it's decision in the Pacific coast cases,
which is one of the most important
1t has ever made respecting freight
rates, because It both uproots one of
the railroads most tenaciously held
rules and is nationwide in it's effect.
1t Furthermore must be helpful as a
factor in clearing up this whole rate
making situation. Certainly it tends
to add no weight to the railroads
arguments and pleas for the necessity
of higher level of rates as a means
of increasing their earning power. Its
chief influence in this connection will
be moral. for 1t is bound to reflect
some discredit upon the good faith OF
these representations. OF course
there may be rates here and there that
are subject to reasonable advance, Just
as there are others calling for reduc.
ton. but the remedy is not a general
raise. but readjustment upon a sound
basis.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01
Talks for people who sell things

There is business for every day in
the week-enough to Iaake every day
a day OF profit and gain, If you will go
out and get it, every day.
You cannot advertise today and OK
pect the public to remember what you
said a week hence--too many things
intervene. People have too many In
terests Of their own to remember you
unless you bring yourself to their
notice constantly.
1t is the little, insistent, everyday
advertisement that gets the everyday
business.
Observation-Disclosures will an
swer If you are satisfied with small
business, but 1t is a well-proven fact
that advertising effect increases in pro-
portion to the quantity or frequency
OF appearance OF space used.
You who want business every day;
had you not better use the advertising
columns OF the newspaper which
reaches most OF the peope every day2
The following sixteen titles are suggested
az the possible nucleus OF library for an
"Forty years an Advertising Agent" by
George p, Rowell. Price, ~.
1.-THE Art and Science Of Advertising"
"The Theory OF Advertising" by Walter
Dill Scott Pho. Price, e.
successful AdveTtisinE-How to Accom-
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01
LOST IN THE SHUTTLE.
How a Coal Rate Reduction Failed ia
Reach the Consumer.

Sioux City Tribune.
The public cries out against railroad greed
and demands lower freight rates.
But when lower freight rates come. as
they sometimes do, the consuming people
discover that the reduction does not al
ways reach them in the form of lower
prices AS an Illustration Of this, two years
ago the Interstate Commerce commission.
on complaint of the Nebraska Railway
commission, reduced coal rates from Colo
rado and Wyoming to some Nebraska
points. At North Platte for example, this
reduction was from $3.50 to $3.50 per ton.
This should have made coal 81 per ton
cheaper at North Platte, but it did not.
Ihe dealers there, considering that the
complaint had been made In their behalf
ana not in behalf of their customers, that
the reduction ordered was a reduction of
freight charges and not of retail prices,
went right on selling the coal at the same
old price. Railroad Commissioner Winnett.
at North Platte the other day, finding the
people there impatient at the state COM
mission because II was not doing as much
for them as they thought it ought to do,
undertook to refresh their minds a little,
and referred to the 81 a ton reduction in
coal rates.
What reduction in coal rates?" de.
manded the North Platters. ''Why," said
Commissioner Winnett, 1.-The reduction in
freight rates of 81 ton that the commits
sion got for you people about two years
ago" I'VE didn't get it," responded the
North Platters. You may have reduced
the freight rates, but the retail prices are
the same. We get no benefit" THAT is
not the fault of the commission" said DR.
Winnett, and he was right
The people, not only at North Platte, but
everywhere, must help to fight their own
battles. They must keep awake to what
is going on and take some action on their
own part. They must expose and protest
and bring greedy dealers to time while
they are crying out again the greed of the
railroads. Concerted action at North Platte
at the time the railroads were deprived OF
dollar ton Of their rate would have Sc
cured most, If not all, of that dollar a ton
to the consumer He should not expect Ia
take 1t all away from one party.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01
Parents and the Fourth.

City councils and mayors in many
cities have decided in favor of the
safe and sane Fourth" while officials
in other cities have not. But without
official embargoes to aid them parents
can do much toward bringing about a
safe and sane Fourth, toward prevent
ing needless casualties from the hand
ling of explosives If they will. OF
course, Mrs. Jones may not be able to
do much with Willie Smith, but she
can with Johnny Jones. If each father
and mother would do their best to
keep their children from running wild
that day and injuring themselves or
somebody else they would find a tre-
mendous falling off in the list of acct
dents.
And why should not parents per-
form this duty2 Why should they
wait for others to do 1t for them?
True enough, the least city officials
could do, if they viewed this matter
in its serious aspects, would be to
limit the use of dangerous fireworks,
but even then it remains largely a
matter of parental control. Last year
there was some falling off In the gen.
eral number of Fourth of July victims
over the country, showing that the
people are getting more cautious about
the use of these perilous devices, but
there should be greater reduction
this year and there will be IL every
household looks out for its own.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

Our democratic friends are evidently
hard to please, Here is one in the
same issue OF the democratic contem.
porary ascribing the loss of a postmas.
tership OF one senator to his insur.
gency and crediting another senator
with getting an appointment for o
favorite who is too much Of an insur.
gent. This looks like the coon traI
Ito catch 'em s-comin' and a-goin'."
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

Even our newly arrived army off,
GERS remark upon the disgraceful con-
dition of Omaha's streets. which is the
one thing about our city that impresses
strangers unfaVorably For bad
streets, however, the blame can be To-
Gated and the fault remedied If our
people will only pursue the matter Wig
orously and persistently.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

A boy dived from the center span of
Brooklyn bridge into East river for
$3.50 offered by merchant to any per-
son foolish enough to risk his life in
this manner. But why make such
offers? What cause is to be served
by the feat? And what IL the boy had
been killed, as many others have who
tried to do what he did2 y this Is
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01
A False Alarm.
Pittsburg DISPATCH.

A woman in the capitol at Washington
raised an excitement by declaring that she
had been robbed Of her purse, which was
subsequently found in one Of the galleries
where she had dropped it. Female visitors
to the seat of government should under
stand that no one about the capitol would
steal anything, at least on retail lines.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01
PeriIs of Aviation.
Baltimore American.

Aviation is going to have it's martyrs
like other great enterprises, the more as
they are, in way fanatics, too for no
amount of danger and actual accident will
deter men from trying to conquer this
elusive element or dim it's fatal fascina-
lions. The measure of success which has
attended latter-day effort will serve to
minimize the effects Of the danger stll
more.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

Freedom to worship God in any
orderly manner is the constitutional
right of every American citizen, but
freedom to disturb the neighborhood
with bass drum pounded in the name
of religion at all hours of the day and
night has its limitations.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

Reports from Montreal are to the
effect that on landing "Mr. Bryan re-
fused to discuss politics" It's a ten
to-one shot, however, that he will over
come his reluctance to discuss politics
very shortly after he gets within sight
Of Fairview.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

The true Roosevelt character was ex-
emplihed at Cambridge, where the
former president at the Harvard
demonstration acted as chief guest
and host at the same time. Guess lit
tie Archie's definition of his father IL
all right
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01
In enc MOE of Mime.

New York Tribune.
The admission OF Arizona and New
Mexico to statehood will enlarge in the
nick OF time the list Of names available
for armored cruisers and battleships. That
list is almost exhausted and the Navy de-
partment has been forced to appropriate
the state names originally borne by certain
monitors and reassgn them to the newest
battleships. Nevada and Oklahoma are the
only states whose names are still avail
able.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01
Disarmament of Uncle Joe,
PhiladelphIa R,,lIetin

only a few weeks ago Speaker Cannon
declared the insurgents of congress should
be hanged; now, in bidding them fare
well, he wishes them we'll. Had the in
surgents ousted him from his chair, pos
sibly Uncle joe would have compile
mented them!
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

Life to some men drifts along as
smooth as a plane, while others have
their San Juans and Sagamores-al-
ways climbing hills and snatching vic
tory at the top.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

Safe and sane celebration of the
Fourth would save many lives, and so
would safe and sane driving of auto
mobiles every day in the year. Why
not have both?
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

The anti-saloon professional reform
ers insist that their financial accounts
are all right, Notwithstanding the in.
nuendoes of the seeding insurgents
Perhaps that's what is the trouble.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

A Memphis paper hears a rumor
that President Taft will appoint Gov
ernor Harmon to the supreme court.
Hardly, not so long as Harmon can be
kept in the ring as his possible oppo-
uent.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

Alton b. Parker. remembered as having
once been talked OF Tor president or some
thing, now rises TO remark that the coun-
try is going TO blazes because the big stick
has suddenly returned TO favor
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01
Cause and Effect.
New York World.

Speaker Cannon says the Sixty-f1rst cOW-
gress has enacted more and better legisla-
ton than any other congress In thirty-fiv
years. And lots OF people think its best
work was in stripping the yellow Jacket
from Joseph @. Cannon.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

"Why is It," asks w. t. Stead, that
never attend a peace conference
without becoming bellicose?" For
the same reason, perhaps, that build
ing warships promotes international
Amity. Tho things go by paradoxes.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

Some women seem TO gain recogni-
ton without woman's suffrage. For
instance, there is Mrs. Ella Flagg
Young. superintendent OF the city
schools Of Chicago, being proposed for
president Of the National Educational
association.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01
where the Shoe Pinbes
Chicago Tribune.

NIIIOdBU IIIUUHts
In the case Of some men whom you know,
perhaps, the increased cost of living is due
to the fact that the grocer. butcher and
other dealers In the necessities of life Insist
ON being paid In cash.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

Georgia seems destined for another
state campaign between the Smiths
and Browns-Hoke and Governor Joe.
Hard to count between them.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

A package containing $1,000 of real
money last seen In an express Office in
Omaha is on the missing list II you
see it coming your way, don't dodge.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

@ANsNNNAPhio AfShBGAs
Americans may vote against the candi-
date in power without being put in jail,
this country being in some respects shade
ahead OF Mexico.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

the merchants way of advertising he
ought to learn some new lessons and
the law might take hand in teaching
him.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

Pretty soon the various departments
Of our city government will be able to
put on an automobile parade all by
themselves.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

Subscribers leaving the city tem-
pOrarily should have The Bee
mailed to them. Addresses viii be
changed as often as rec iested.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

At any rate, the Omaha Commercial
club gave those army officers a warn
time.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

Has Mr.. Roosevelt's alma mater be-
gun turning out mollycoddles? One
Of this years graduates announces
that he will become a milliner.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

A large china cup with a handle was
showed across the counter and a child
voice said: Ma wants a cupful of sugar. -
The grocer filled the cup, weighed the
sugar, poured it back into the cup and
said: 1.-TWO cents"
To a customer who expressed surprise
at his willingness to sell groceries in such
small quantities, he said:
Have to in this neighborhood. Most
of these people live from meal to meal
which means that they buy things by
measure instead of weight. Reckoned by
the cupful, the spoonful or the pailful they
know just how much of anything they
need. In order to satisfy both customers
and the inspector of weights and measures
we measure first to suit the trade, then
weigh afterward."
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

He's coming back! Who's coming
back? Mr.. Bryan's coming back.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

Most of us have, at least, reached
the conclusion that no man has a
monopoly on honesty in this country.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

Did Mr.. Bryan select Montreal in
order to avoid homecoming ovation
on the dock?
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

! Inc SpenueIlS OubhL 10 De able TO strike
What are they?" =.
He is always lending money and she
Is always borrowing rouble."-Baltimore
American.
Flashy Young Woman--I called to see II
you didn't require a beautiful model,
Artist-Why, have you got az friend2-
Boston Transcript
May l see my fathers recordg" asked
the new student He was in the class
of II"
Certainly, my boy. What forY"
He told me when left home not to dia-
grace him, sir, and l wish to see just how
far can Collie. ....
Jones made an awful big hit At the ban
quet the other night"
is that soY'
Yes; he was called on for n speech and
refused. "-Detroit Free Press.
What member of the class can mention
one memorable date in Roman history?"
''Antonys with Cleopatra" ventured one
OF the boys-Everybody's Magazine.
Had Robert been III for any great length
OF timer asked a distant relative as tina
FUNERAL procession made its way to the
Yes, indeed" responded one of the
mourners. Why, he hasn't been out of the
house for six months until today."-NeW
York Times.
Mantle professor says my voice is a.
clear as q silver bell.
Fan-I've often noticed that it has a
metallic sound about it.--ChIcago Tribune
New Thoughtst-Why, what's the mat
ter?
Old Thoughtst-Ive got toothache.
New Thoughtist-Don't you know II you
ache? I
old ThOughtist-Don't you know that IL
you had this toothache you wouldn't have
any faith ?-Cleveland Leader.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

Senator Gore, though blind, is sure
he could see graft in those transac-
tions.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

Reno is becoming quite a milling
center-divorce and fight mills.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

In view of passing events and those
to come, Reno ought to be the pick.
pockets paradise just now.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01
STATEMENT or CIRCULATION.

STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION.
State of Nebraska, Douglas county, sss
George b, TEschuck, treasurer OF Ins
Bee Publishing Company, being duly sworn
says that the actual number OF tul hne
complete copies of The Daily, AornihS,
Evening and Sunday Bee printed during inc
month ~ NAV. 1910 was as follows:
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01
Around New York

Nipples on the Current OF Life
as Seen in the Great American
Metropolis from nay 20 nay.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

Net TotaI '.ASS4OI@So
Daily Average s......... 42,a59
GEORGE B. TzsCHUCK.
Treasurer.
Subscribed In my presence and sworn to
before me this S1st day OF May, 1910
NJ. p. WALKER
Notary Public.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01
LAUGHING GAS.

The Spendems ought to be able to strike
What are they?" -.
He is always lending money and she
is always borrowing trouble.
American.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

SLIGHTLY MIXED.
Hunter rye. Goingl GoIngil Gonelil
quaker oats; Eifty-seven varieties.
Omega oil. IT floats.
Peruna Is a friend OF mine.
Lydia y. Pinkham's vegetable compound,
That's all.
Postum-the king Of table waters.
flanolaA. They work while you Sleep
arrow collars have the strength OF
Gibraltar.
When you do drink, drink d Platt'n
chlorides.
Uneeda WRltham watch.
Cascarets-step lively.
Pearlino The flavor lasts.
SpencoriSn pens. Haven't scratched vet.
Allwyn baby carriages. The kind you
have always bought.
Wilson's whisky. The kind that rnother
used TO make.
Regal SHOES. We could not improve the
wearers 80 we improved the shoes.A
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

plish II, by J. Angus Macdonald. Price, 90.
The Psychology OF Advertising," by
Walter Dill Scott. Pm. d. Price, ST.
Modern Advertising" by Earnest Elmo
Caiklns and Ralph Holden. Price, $3.50
-, Practical Publicity" by Truman A. De-
Weese. Price, 81.
Mahins Advertising Data Book" by
John Lee Mahin. Price, g.
Printing ia Relation to Graphic Art"
by George French. Price, $3.50
Writing for the Press" by Robert Luce.
Price, 81.
Financing an Enterprise" by Francis
Cooper. Price, 81.
Pushing Your Business" by T. d. Mac
Gregor. Price, 81.
"a Desk-Book of Errors in English" By
r.. II. Vizetelly. Price, rs cents.
Astir." by John Adams Thayer. Price,
American Newspaper Annual and Direc-
tory. n W. Aver & Son. Price. ~
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

Flashy Young Woman--I called to see II
you didn't require a beautiful model
Arttst-Why, have you got az friend2-
Boston Transcript
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

Tones made an awful big hit At the ban
Quet the other night"
rs that so7"
Yes; he was called on for b speech and
refused. "-Detroit Free Press.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

What member of the class can mention
one memorable date in Roman hstory?H
the teacher asked.
'Antony's with Cleopatra" ventured one
OF the boys.--Everybody's Magazine.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01
TERMs On suRscRIPTIoN.

Entered at Omaha postoffioe as second
class matter.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

Had Robert been Ill for any great length
OF timer asked a distant relative as tha
funeral procession made its way to the
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

Mantle professor says my voice is a.
clear a silver bell.
Fan-rve often noticed that it has q
metallic sound about it.-ChIcaso Tribune
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

May / see my fathers record?" asked
the new student He was in the class
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-07-01

VICTOR RosEwATER. EDITOR