The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-11-01
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town was visiting New Sor A friend
asked him what was tn most impr sive
ihing he had seen ~ far-the high build
ings, the subway, the ocean liners or
what
None Of them was the prompt reply.
The thing that impressed me moot was
the rush In everything. was in an
Office one day M young woman evil
IDENTIFY new hand. was opening the mail
There must have been several hundred
letters. She cut one open. took out the
letter ard LAID IL in its proper ba'sket
Here. that will never do. said the
boss Every time ou lsy down that
paper cutter and take ~ mp again you
are wasting time. Cut them all open hrst
and then take them out. You will save
AT least ten minutes that way every day
The characteristic electric sign in front
IT the New Theatre IL a puzzle IN many
~ the passerabv ON Central Park West.
Every now aud then some one will stop.
stare hard at the device picked out IN
electric lights and then turn away with
lie exclamation. Looks like hand
mirror This is really what it is-a
hand mir o. h'tween two torches. Per-
SONS NOR. familiar wit Shakespeare
and also wiz the purpose e the New
Theatre see in this unusual sign something
vel, worth considering. To hold the
mirror up To nature Hamlet. act ILL
is what the New Theatre stands for.
al q this electric sign tells its own story
every night To those VIII understand
its message. The torches may signify
anything that the individual cares TO
put into them enlightenment being the
most easily understood interpre;a alton.
Two negroes were in the Jefferson Mar
ket court the other day in a summons
case One said he had been kicked in
the head and robbed OF a ring. The other
contended that the complainant merely
had fallen on the floor
Al one side stood a negress black as "A
cellar at midnight, who was an arr eativ e
listener to all that Was testified to.
Well. did you come here to he q Wit =
ness9- asked Magistrate Appleton.
No. your respective Honor replied
the woman. i amt came rs no witness.
IL jus; heah to- tell De trf.
That II be rather refreshing IN this
case replied the Magis' rate. Take the
stand
Let persons who land their favorit .
singer. their favorite fiddler. their favorite
pianist admit TO their circle the man who
acknowledges a Partially for a certain
hand organ. That man moved last week
Having given his address 20 the express
man the post man and Sindry other
persons whom he wished TO hear from later
he hung around until the st rect musician
appeared and gave his address tn him.
WHY some one asked.
so he can come up there and play for
me He II the best musician of his class
IN town. When he ~ an the mood for u
he can coax sweeter music o'lt OF that old
hand organ than some conductors can get
ont Of crack orch.'~tras He has been
playing to me Cor years. Wherever
60 he makes a trip into the neishborhood
about once a week.
New York has many detEactors vho
accuse the city OF corrupting inherently
pure citizens. hut the most ingenious
accusation so far heard haA been filed by
a street evangelist.
'By keeping the streets torn mp halt
the time he aid. New York encourages
crime There ~ n ctose connection be-
tween impossible streets and evil doing
have IN mind one particular Dsighbor'
hood that looks about half the time a. II
il had been struck by an earthquake Its
morality CORRESPONDS with the violence OF
the uIheavals When the most popular
corner there Is in a condition that permits
street services the populace tames down
every eruption they fail from grace Foi
four months now II has been iInpossiolf
to hold meetings in n spot where the CROWD
cannot get past without hearing something
Ne law and the business men are petitaon
ing the city TO hurry up the job 50 W.
can resume services
II seems that after all the opera sInger'
ara now breathing more freely They
have been thinking the matter over AND
have realized that the relentless rule oi
three has been complied with.
-Ya~.- said one 81 this superstitiou'
folk 10 William Guard as IN" Metropolitan
9pera House the other day. three o
us have already been taken. so there
need he no more fear. II was year agt
in Milan that Ar,sanxelo. the frs, Of the
buiYos to die. cut his throat Then came
Glanoli- Cslletti and poor Gilbert IA
, the last 40 the rule has been proved
true again
Then the barvton. carefully buttoned
his fur coat and stepped out into tie
warm autumn sun,
Five thousand a day IN n commonplace
al t.ndanc. AT the Aquarium. Often the
visitors there number far nor than that
and it Is probable that Ihto no building
IN New York enter people in greAte'
variety Tn. Aquarium IL free. 1t prc
sents attractions that are novel and II
il widely known. all sorts Of people com,
q II stand at its door and you wil
see passing in city people and countr,
p-sple. no end o! people q familiar
American types. and YOU will zee also
p-opls, Of pretty much all other national;
ties. or at least OF all those nations whoss
peoples migrate. and Won may heal
spoken as many foreign Tongues. Al
theoe various foreign types. 70 be sure
Of the town in which their congre gated
representative live. but without thai
, trou BILE he could see them all by standing
M tn. Aquarium door. for ths fishes
which speak no Language. which are
mute with a common dumbness. attract
them all The Aquarium IL now Oper