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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-03-09
viii Lecture on Joliet Prison.

DR.. A. L. Fetterling, with the
Library Lyceum company of Omaha,
Nebraska, will give an illustrated
lecture on "Prison Life in Joliet
Penitentiary' at the opera house
next Thursday and Friday evening.
The lecturer comes we'll recommend
ed, and the lecture is said to be
both interesting and instructive.
The St. Joseph Gazette has the fol-
lowing to say regarding it: IF you
have boy who shows signs of ad-
miring the style of Jesse James, or
who appears to think bank robbers
are just about the bravest men ever,
take him to the Bijou Dream today
or tonight-and cure him. If he
has ambitions like Earl Bullock, the
Lawrence, Kansas, boy bandit, in
duce him to hear DR.. Fetterling
at the Bijou. ''Behind Prison Bars
at Joliet Penitentiary,'' is DR.. Fet-
terling's subject, and he is aided by
a remarkable series of pictures,
showing life in the great Illinois
penal institution. Large crowds
heard DR.. Fetterling yesterday and
last night. Eight years is the long,
est term that any prisoner has ever
endured in Joliet. The tortures
and miseries of the convicts are
vividly pictured. Every little de-
tail Of the scenes is explained, and
the lives Of some of the most motor
ious of the prisoners will be re-
viewed today, from the cradle up.
The admission is 10 cents.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-03-09

H. B. Lidstone resigned his posi-
tion as G. N. timekeeper last week
and left last evening for Great
Falls, Montana. where he will work
in the office of the superintendent,
C. O. jerks. If Mr.. Lidstone finds
the work and the place to his liking
he will make that city his future
home. Mrs. Lidstone will remain
in Willmar for the present.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-03-09
SW. BETHEL,

Midweek Services Thursday even
ing at 1880 and next Sunday even
ing at 7:30. Services in the kamre
church next Sunday morning at
1890. ".>
The Ladies society of the Swedish
Bethel church will meet on Thurs
day afternoon, Feb. II. Mesdames
Andrew johnson and John Nelson
will serve, ..
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-03-09
NORW. LUIH. SYNOD.

Next Sunday no services at the
Willmar church in the forenoon.
Sunday school at 1920 a. m. Eng
lish evening services at 7:3O. Ser
vices at the Solomon Lake church
at II a. m. Sunday School.
The choir meets tomorrow
(Thursday) evening at eight o clock.
The Young peoples Bible class
meets next Monday evening at 8
o'clock.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-03-09
I'm the Churches
FIRST M. E.

Regular preaching services 1920
a. m. and 7:30 p. m. Sunday school
II as a. m.
A neat program has been pre-
pared by Rev. DR.. Nicholson. dis
trict superintendent of Litchfield
district, for the district meeting to
be held here March 29 to.31. DR..
G. H. Bridgeman, president of
Hamline University, will be the
first speaker.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-03-09
PRESBYTERIAN.

Preaching service morning and
evening. Sunday school at IL.
Christian Endeavor at $50 o'clock.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-03-09
KIRBY DROPS
CASEY CASE
Sheriff B0nde Interviews Sam
and Takes away Revolver
Sleuth Leaves for MankatO

Samuel R. Kirby, the tin-star de-
tective who discovered" Mrs.
Guinness in the person Of Mrs. VAL
lie Casey, the housekeeper Of Gus
tavus Kirby, his twin, brother, ar
rived here Monday and requested
Sheriff Bonde to go with him and
take Mrs. Casey to Fort Madison,
Iowa, that her ''past record might
be laid bare.' Neither Sheriff Bon
de nor County Attorney Bitterness
would have anything to do with
him. In the afternoon the sheriff
left for Kandiyohi, and Sam fol-
lowed. The two met later in the af-
ternoon at livery barn, and after
rebuking the sheriff for not doing
what he wanted him to d., Sam
said he was going to write to the
attorney general of the state for re-
lief.
"Now see here'', said Sheriff
Bonde. "You have been causing
US about enough trouble with your
tin-star work, you have been acting
all along without any authority,
and you had better cut it out right
now. Has Mrs. Casey ever stolen
anything from you ur your
brother?"
Sam admitted that she had not.
HAS she ever to your knowledge
committed a crime for which she
might be arrested" continued the
sheriff.
Again Sam had to admit that he
didn't know.
''Is she at the present time oc-
cupying any property belonging to
you or your brother. -
For the third and last time Sam
was obliged to say "No".
And yet you have been hanging
around here for weeks making
everybody else's business your own.
What are you going to do next? l
don't believe you are quite respon-
sible. Like as not you are right
now carrying a revolver in your
overcoat pocket. Let me see''.
And with these words the sheriff
stuck his hand into Sans po :ket
and. sure enough!, when the hand
came back it held a 81 caliber liver
Johnson, containing two cartridges.
, Il guess had better take care OF
this'' said Bonde. You wouldn't
dare to aim it at anybody, and il
might go off quite accidentally and
kill some innocent party
All of which rufied Sam consid.
erably, and without more ado he
promised that he would drop the
, case right then and there. He re.
, turned to Willmar Monday night,
, and said he intended to leave fol-
I Mankato. ''But Bonde shall return
+ that gun," he said. II have writ
= ten him and left instructions. Il
he does not return it at once {
higher authority will act. l had ;
Z perfect right to take a gun which
j is out of order to a gunsmith t.
get it. fixed. That's what I in
o tended to do
! He evidently didn't remember
that he carried the gun even whe1
it was in perfect working order
AS matter of fact Sam bought i
r the day the Identification party lef
here for the Kirby farm to find ou
if Mrs. Casey was Mrs. Guinness
He has carried it from time to tim
CONTINUED on page 8.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-03-09
Personal Mention.

Peter Miller made business trip
to Grove City yesterday.
Miss Della Freeman Of Kandiyohi
is guest at the Chas. ssHoglund
home.
Miss Olive Crosby spent Sunday
with Miss Marion Minton at St.
Cloud.
Peder K. Larson of Irving was in
Wilmar on business Monday and
yesterday.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. l.. Geer and son
Paul we're New London visitors
over Sunday.
Mrs. Olof Ahlstrom and Miss Es-
ther Swenson returned home Mon
day from visit in Milaca.
Mrs. Martin LundQuist returned
to New London yesterday after a
visit with Mrs. Hulda Nelson.
Mrs. John B. Baird of st. Paul
was the guest of Mrs. H. G. Meyer
from Thursday till Saturday.
Miss Esther Sorenson went to
Granite Falls yesterday for brief
visit with Miss Ruth Putnam.
Mrs. A. M. Olson went to Pen
mock yesterday for a few days visit
with her mother, Mrs. Kongslie.
Miss Coralie Waldon Of Paynes-
Vile was the guest of Miss J.
Marion Ives from Friday till yester-
day.
Miss Esther Swenson went to
Kandiyohi yesterday for couple
of weeks stay at the home of N. W.
Peterson.
Mrs. C. G. Carlberg went to
Kensington Monday for three
weeks visit with her daughter, Miss
Tilda Carlberg.
Misses Katherine Mossberg ano
Zoe Spur Of St. Paul were visitors
over Sunday at the home of Mrs
N. M. Mossberg.
Mrs. Richard Haley and son Will
lam returned to Minneapolis Mon
day after visit with the Haleys ir
Willmar and vicinity.
Miss Garda Carlson returned tt
Sioux Falls. S. D., Monday after ;
visit here with Mrs. P. A. Bergeso1
and Mrs. Emma Miller.
Miss Annie Oman enjoyed a visi
yesterday from Miss Louise Walen
who was on her way from Paynes
vile to Michigan City, N. D.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. W. johnson
and daughter Ella May were the
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. w
Wagner at Benson over Suncay.
P. j. Borgstrom returned to Du
luth Monday after visit here sine
Friday with his sister and brother
in~law, Mr.. and Mrs. J. J. Ekander
Mrs. Herman Brem and daughte
Helen went to Pennock Monday t
visit Mrs. Brem's mother, Mrs. OF
Kongslie, who is i'll with pneumonia
Chas. Erickson returned to Min
neapolis Monday after a week
visit with his brother -in-law an
sister, Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Hoglund
Carl Carlson and son Charles c
this city, and P. Peterson, Job
Carlson and J.. Magnuson of Spice
left last evening for months tol1
thru Idaho, Montana and Washing
ton.
Mr.. and Mrs. Anders Johnso
have erjoyed visit from the la
ters brother, John Anderson Of Mir
neapolis the last two weeks. MI
Anderson left for Svea for a Wis
with relatives also.
Halvor Shipstead enjoyed Wis
over Sunday from J. K. Omtved
who lives south of Danvers. The
had not seen each other since the
came from the old country togethe
IN 1880, and naturally they enjoye
the reunion.
80 "
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-03-09

The Chase-Lister company will
be at the opera house all next week.
Popular prices and ladies free on
Monday night. The bill for Monday
eve:. ing is ''The Man from Kewa-
nee.''
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-03-09

Peter Lind, mail carrier on route
from Pennock, was arrested yester-
day on a charge Of disorderly con-
duct. The case will heard in Mu-
nicipal court tomorrow morning at
10 o'clock. w.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-03-09
SW. MISSION.

Preaching services at Colfax next
Sunday forenoon at 1920 and at the
Swedish Mission church at New
London at 2:30 in the afternoon by
Rev. Theo. J. Paulson.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-03-09
SALVATION ARMY.

Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday
evening Salvation meeting. Sun
day: Sunday school at 2 and Saliva
tion Rally at 7:30 p. m. Monday
evening, Soldiers meeting.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-03-09
For the Farmers Lunch.

Donations from the following named parties
to defray expenses of lunch to be given those
attending Farmers Institute.
J. G. Dale. Grocer. 20 lbs. Bengal coffee with
napkins.
Palace Grocery, 5000 cut loaf sugar.
Butchers Association, Ham. 81. so.
P. Sletten, $500 worth Of cheese.
Swan Larson, pounds butter.
S. S. Glarun, pounds butter.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-03-09
WIILMAR, MINNESOTA, WEDNESDAY, MARCH O., 1910

action will be taken against Ken
dali, as it is believed he was justi-
fed in doing the shooting.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1910-03-09

Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. N. B.
Carlson, last Sunday, a boy.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-02-19

Anybody who would be able to ind an
address in the directory would be able to
dpd your CLASSIFIED ad
Los Angeles herald., 1910-02-19
DENIES MINISTER'S ARE
CHARGED WITH HERESY
Secretary of UniVersaIist Convention
Declared by Pastor to Be
Backing Down"

KANSAS CITY, Mo-, Feb. 1S.-I. NJ,
Atwood, secretary of the Universalist
General convention, in a letter to a
local newspaper denies the published
reports that charges Of heresy have
been made against the Rev. Paul Jor-
dan Smith, pastor of the First Uni
versalist church of this city, and the
Rev. DR. G. e. Cunningham, secretary
of the Missouri Universalist churches.
1t was recently said that Rev. Smith
and Rev. Cunningham would be tried
for heresy because of their speeches at
the convention at Detroit last fall, in
which it was said they advocated the
union of the Universalist and Unitarian
churches. When DR.. Atwood's letter
was shown to Rev. Smith last night
the latter said:
st believe that DR.. Atwood is back
ing down. have his letter stating that
he would urge trial against me, but
/ believe that when he found the other
trustees of the church were opposed to
a heresy trial he decided not to make
trouble"
A letter also has been received from
Dr. w. H. Mclaughlin of Chicago
general superintendent of the church
saying he has brought no charges
against Rev. Smith or Rev. Cunning
ham.
Rev. Smiths father is the pastor of q
Methodist church in Chattanooga
Tenn,
Los Angeles herald., 1910-02-19
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Send Name and Address Today
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have in my possession prescription for

have In my possession a prescription for
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brought on by excesses unnatural drains. or
the follies of youth, that has cured so many
worn and nervous men right in their own
homes-wlthout any additional help or medi-
cine-that / think every man who wishes to
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determined to send copy of the prescription
free of charge, In plain ordinary sealed
envelope to any man who will write
me for It.
This prescription comes from a physician
who has made a special study of men and
am convinced Il is the surest- acting COM
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/ think owe It to my fellow men to send
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would charge SO to SIS for merely writing
out q prescription like this-but send IL
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Los Angeles herald., 1910-02-19
SAN PEDRO SHIPPING

sailed today in ballast for Coos Bay to reload
lumber She had in tow the barkentine for
San Francisco to go on the ways.
The steamer Shasta, Captain Hansen, sailed
today In ballast for Bellngham to reload lum-
ber for the E X. Wood Lumber company
The Helen P. Drew.f1 Captain Fagerstrom,
sailed today in ballast for Greenwood to reload
lumber
The Pacific Coast company's liner Governor
has sailed from Seattle on her first trip south
$50 passengers and full cargo of freight and is
due here Monday night.
The steamer Chehalls is loading at the West
mill at Aberdeen for San Pedro.
The steamer Grays Harbor completed her
cargo at the Aberdeen lumber and shngle mill
yesterday and has sailed for San Pedro
The schooner Golden Shore expects to COM
pete her cargo at the Slade mill at Aberdeen
this week and will sail for San Pedro.
The schooner BERTHE Minor has sailed from
Coos Bay for San Pedro with cargo Of lum-
ber.
The bark John C. Meyer has shifted from
Hoquiam to Aberdeen to complete cargo for
San Pedro
The steamer Santa Barbara has sailed from
Aberdeen for San Pedro with full list Of pas
sengers and a cargo of lumber.
The schooner W. F. Jewett has cleared from
Astoria for San Pedro with 945 900 feet Of lum-
ber loaded at st. Helens.
The steamer Delhi has sailed from Tacoma
for San Pedro with cargo of lumber.
The schooner AIvera, Captain Abramson, ar
rived today from Everett with 900 900 feet of
lumber for the San Pedro Lumber company.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-02-19
AS TO LEGAL IMPRISONMENT

The purpose of legal Imprisonment is
not only to punish crime, but. by eX-
ample, to prevent it. AS preventives
of wrong doing, however, the sugar
trust convictions thus far will be dis
NAL failures, because the men con-
victed, as everybody knows, were not,
could not have been, the persons who
planned the crimes. The luckless un-
derlings who must suffer Imprisonment
did what they were told to do, and
nothing more. Had they refused they
would have gained nothing-they
couldn't have made trouble for a
trust composed so largely of 1.-The good
friends" Of the treasury department,
and they would have lost their jobs.
Men placed as they were, employees,
underlings, little cogs in a great ma
chine, will do precisely as they did in
future or lose their jobs. What
glorious thing it will be if ultimate
Justice can be meted out in the sugar
case so that the responsible men in
big trusts will not dare hereafter to or
der their employees to commit crime!
Puck
Los Angeles herald., 1910-02-19
ELGIN
CITIZENS PICNIC
MANY FROM WATCH AND BUT
TER CITY ENJOY FR0LlC
Interesting Person Present Is Henry
Clay Mcclure, Who Came to
California Across the
Plains in 49

More than 100 members of the Ex-
Elein association, composed of former
residents of the great watch and but
ter city, gathered in pretty EastlaKe
park yesterday to meet old friends ana
kill the germs of homesickness. NO
formal program had been prepared
and the pleasure seekers contented
themselves with talking of the weather
here and there" and eating picnic
salad and pickles. Gen. John Wilcox
made a short address, in which he
spoke of the good fellowship that pre-
walls among people Of one locality
when they meet far from the old home.
The first E-Elgin picnic was held IN
1905. George Van Nostrand called a
few of his Elgin friends together
Christmas day. and the association was
formed. Since then the picnic has
been an annual affair.
One of the most interesting of those
in attendance at E3stlake yesterday
was Henry Clay Mcclure, 81 years old,
who came to California in '49 with an
OK team. He had been an inhabitant
of Eigin since 1885, having come from
New York state in that year. Elgin
then consisted of one log cabin. His
trip west was made in eight months.
Mr.. Mcclure is the son of Gen. George
Mcclure.
LIST OF nose FTeSSnI
Among those who were present were
J. NJ. Murphy, Mr.. and Mrs. O'Brien,
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Haven, T. Farrell,
William and Charles Knickrehm, H. c.
Barlow, Mrs. j. Hoxie, Mr.. and Mrs.
L. NJ. Hoxie. Mrs. Grey, Mrs. Thomp-
son, Mr.. Gilchrist, Mr.. and Mrs. Ed
ward Covey, Mr.. and Mrs. T. f. Swan,
Mrs. Riley, Harrington Ford, Mr.. and
Mrs. John Redeker, Mrs. Andrews, Mr..
and Mrs w. Z. Hogeboom, Mrs.
Charles Hurlbutt. Mr.. and Mrs. S.
Kiltz, Mrs. Watrous, Mrs. Lyman
Smith, Mr.. and Mrs. F. Welch, Mrs. G.
B. Richardson, Charles Richards, Mrs.
Laushe, Mrs. Tooker, Mrs. Nora Doig,
Miss Ella Goodhue, Mrs. F. P. HaVi-
land, Miss Switzer Mrs. P. Pursell,
Gen. John Wilcox, Mrs. Frank Benja-
min, Mrs. B. B. Sterling, Mr. and Mrs.
c. P. Kryhl, Mr.. and Mrs. John Sey-
mour, Miss Morgan, Mr.. Morgan.
Horace C. Moore, Mrs Vail and daugh-
ter, Mrs. II. Ford, Britton Collie, Mrs.
Meek, Mr.. and Mrs. Seapy, Mrs. E.
Britton, Mr.. and Mrs. John Seymour,
Miss Maude Collie, Mr.. and Mrs. Silas
Sprowfes, Mr.. and Mrs. John Seapy,
Anna Philip, Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert
Case, Miss Stockton, Mrs. Coburn and
two daughters Mrs. Cheeseman, Mrs.
Holmes, Mrs. w. Fraser, Mr.. and Mrs.
Judson Rickert, Mrs. II. Curtis, Mrs.
c. H. Catlin and Mrs. f. M. Burt, Sec
retary of the association.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-02-19
SAYS WIFE COST HIM
$400 A DAY AVERAGE
stone State Says He Has
Given Wife $5ooo0o

PITTSBURG. Feb. 13.-Gen. Charles
Miller of Franklin, Pa, Standard Oil
millionaire, who Is seeking evidence in
Western Pennsylvania and New York
city for use in a suit to divorce his
wife, says Mrs. Miller spent or boarded
an average of $400 a day. Sundays in
cluded. She was the divorced wife of
a piano tuner and herself the organist
of a country church when the million
aire married her.
General Millers attorneys held a
consultation in Pittsburg yesterday and
agreed on a plan of action.
General Miller has collapsed at his
home in Franklin. His close fri nds
who are assisting in working up the
case in divorce proceedings, de lare
that when he succeeds finally in serv-
ing papers on his wife and the case
comes to trial startling facts will b.
unfolded in the way of Mrs NJ Her 5
expense accounts. Since making pub
lic the fact that he was suing for a di-
vorce, Miller has busted himself with
accounts, and has confided to close
friends that in the year 1909 alone he
gave to the present Mrs. Miller about
$40, 900
The Standard Oil representative in
Western Pennsylvania is of the opinion
that since his marriage to the divorced
organist a few years ago, he has given
her not less than $50O.OOO, most of which
he AYERS she has boarded, until today
she is rich. 1t is on this ground that
General Miller will fight hard against
giving Mrs. Miller the 100000 she de-
mands before agreeing to a divorce.
"Unless you quit this poky country
town and come down to New York,
where there is some life and where a
person can get into society, you will
been made to General Miller at Frank
lin within one year after their mar
riage. On the generals refusal to do
so there started an estrangement which
resulted ultimately in the filing of di-
vorce proceedings by General Miller.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-02-19
FEB. az. ...... li:as 4:55 1888 ';Ss
ST. lie AS 10
Feb. 2S. 1850 5:z4 1880 5:l5
SO II 4.4 LIS

SAN FRANCISCO. Feb. 1S.-Arrived; Steam
or Heens, Redondo.
Sailed: Steamer Coos Bay, San Pedro
GENOA-Arrived: Italia, New York.
RorTERDAM-Arrived: statendam, New
York
HAvRE-Arrived: Corinthian. ST. Johns
N B., and Halifax, for London
Sailed: Pomeranian, St. Johns, N. F., and
Halifax,
NAPLES-s Sailed Ancona, New York and
Philadelphia.
HALIFAX, n. S.-Arrived: Empress of Ire
land, Liverpool, for St. John, N b.
Ship Driven Ashore
CAPE CHARLES CITY, Va, Feb 1S-The
British sailing ship Norwood. bound from
Buenos Ayres for Boston, was blown ashore on
Ship shoal last night, and after hard battle
with heavy seas her crew of eleven men were
saved by Capt. John r. Andrews and the life
saving crew of the Cobb island life saving
station.
Hope to Raise Ship
SEATTLE, Feb 1S.-The steamship Yucatan,
sunk in Mud bay. Chichagof island, after col
lision with an iceberg. was insured for S3O0,Oo0
1t is hoped the vessel can be tloated and towed
to Seattle for repairs.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-02-19
ANOTHER CHINESE SLAIN

NEW YORK, Feb. 1s.-Another tong
plot, according to the police, is re-
sponsiole for the murder of Sam Wah.
a Chinese laundryman, who died in
the Harlem hospital early this morning.
He was found wounded in his laundry
He said two strange men had shot him
without warning. He said they were
not Chinese, but the police are not GER
tain this statement is entirely correct.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-02-19
BANK CLEARINGS

NEW YORK, Feb. 1S.-Bradstreet's bank
clearings report for the week ended February
H. 1910 shows an aggregate of s3 127, 195, 000 as
against 49, 900 last week and $2,4S4 900
in the corresponding week last year The
following is list of the cities:
Los Angeles herald., 1910-02-19
HoTELs-REsrau RAN1S-REsoRTs
Levy's Cafe

Northwest corner Third and Main
Here daily and nightly congregate
multitudes who want the best viands
and best service at popular prices.
pure and wholesome beers and wines.
orchestra of 12 soloists
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1910-08-18

10 and behold. a physician comes
Forward with the announcement that
II Is as easy as falling on log to live
10 De 100 years old. He says all YOU
have TO do is don't drink alcoholic or
malt liquors 1--WE don't in Alabalaa)
don't smoke, go TO bed at 10 o'clock
and get up at o'clock. sleep soundly.
don't worry about making money Eve
DON'T; we worry about not making it,
90 nothing in excess, the simple life
all the time, don't get excited 1--WE
don't over anything except elections
ana prize fghts), eat only when you
fell inclined Cor have the price-this
mas no reference to newspaper men,
VINO never eat), and precious little
then. With the exception Of paren-
thesis. this is really serious advice. and
you would do well to heed II If you
wish TO live to the century mark.
however. as for US, we wouldn't swap
one hour OF good. golden. glittering
time on pay night in Montgomery for
a whole century OF such a simple and
uneVentful existence. - Montgomery
(Ala-) Advertiser.