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The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-06-16
DociIe Cheese.

Andrew Carnegie, while eating with
appetite and courage last month the
dishes cooked by the young girls OF
the Margaret Morrison school in
Pittsburg, said;
81 have no fear before these expert
mental dishes He who has eaten in
France learns to eat boldly.
Think Of the French cheeses alone!
why, one afternoon In restau-
rant in the Boulevard des ltaliens. /
heard guest shout angrily:
Waiter look here, this cheese Is
walking all over the tablet
"Ah. have no fear. monsieur. II
won't escape, the waiter replied. If
It goes too far, just call Jules, Jules"
II always answers to It's name
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-06-16
II Was His Turn.

Two weary travellers were compelled
to seek lodging in country hotel
that was unpromIsing in looks at
least. Upon comforting with the own
er the prospects frightened.
Certainly, gentlemen" he said. II
have one spare bed that the two of
you may haye--a large feather one.
This way. please"
They followed and were loath to
anticipate much ease, but accepted
the only thing and retired One was
soon snoring long and loudly. the
other could not sleep. At about two
In the morning tho wakeful one
nudged his companion.
Here get up! Times up" he said.
what the natter" asked the
other; "we are not on duty"
No, but It's my turn to sleep on
the feather" was the reply.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-06-16

Pa ZCb-Jimmy! Mary has gone!
Her bed amt been slept in"
Farmer John White Zeb Hastings.
his hired man, and his son Jimmy
were sitting down to breakfast when
Mrs. White. who had been upstairs to
see why the daughter Mary didn't
come down, stood at the foot of the
Stairs and made the above announce
ment.
Il What do you mean, MAJ" slowly
asked the husband. while Zeb turned
pale and rose up, and Jimmy, the IA
sear.old son. had n guilty look.
Come right upstairs ana see for
yourselves. tell you her bed Amt
been slept in, and | shouldn't a bit
wonder II most of her clothes was
sfone!"
81 The husband. wife and Zcb filed up
8fhc stairway and gazed at the bed,
fNhie Jimmy made sneak for the
barn. The bed was there, without n
Icreasc or crinkle in It. and Mary's
Ebcst things were missing.
She wouldn't hang herself In the
@farrot. would she?" asked the father.
she wouldn't drown herself in the
Swell would she?" asked the white
afaced wife. as she wrung her hands.
Zeb Hastings had been a farmers
8hired man since he was IS. He was
Steady and Woodworking He mad
been with the Whites for three years.
and for two years he had been in love
with the daughter Mary. lie hadn't
EXACTLY said SO, but the father knew
I'd, the mother knew il and Mary
knew it. Zeb was little slow-that's
all
M "Zebll make Mary a good man"
was the comment between husband
HIND wife
Mary liked Zeb. As for loving him.
she didnt know. She had let things
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-06-16
The Rude Visitor.

There Is a story about the secretary
Of a golf club who was man Of di-
minutiyc stature II was summer time,
and the grass had been allowed to
grow rather long. The secretary was
playing in front Of visitor who was
a very long driver, and kept dropping
his ball in the neighborhood Of the
secretary all the way round. At last
the little man could stand It no longer
and walked back and demonstrated
with the visitor on his conduct, but
the only reply he got was: If you
would cut the grass, one might be
able to see you"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-06-16
Aroused Sporting Instinct.

An Irish policeman who was also
something of sportsman. had been
posted on a road near Dublin to catch
the scorching motorist. Presently one
came along at 20 miles an hour. and
the policeman saw 1t pass without a
sign. Next came large motor travel.
ing at 40 miles an hour, and the eyes
Of the guardian OF the public bright
oned. And then one passed at the rate
OF mile a minute. "Begorrah," said
Pat, slapping his thigh. that's the
best of the lot"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-06-16
Beware of Ointments for Catarrf
that Contain Mercury,

as mercury will surely destroy the Of mneli
and completely derAnge the whole system when
entering IL through the mucous sarsocs. Such
articles should never be used except on prescrip-
lions from reputable physicians. the damage they
will do Is ten fold TO the good you can possibly de-
rive from them. Halls CaiArrh Cure. manufactured
by 7. ]. Cheney Co. Toledo. O.. contains mer-
curry, and Is taken Internally. acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces OF the system In
buying Hairs Catarrh Cure be sure you get the
genuine. II Is taken Internally and made IN Toledo
Ohio. by y. J, Cheney Co, Testimonials free.
Fold By Druggists. Price. i5c. per bottle
Take Halls Family Pulls for constipation
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-06-16

and was permanently cured. was
going through the critical period Of a
womans life at that time and after
using DoGn's Kidney Pills there was n
miraculous change for the better in my
health"
Remember the rame-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. 90 cents q
box. Milburn Co, Buffalo, ". z.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-06-16

to turn over In bed.
My kidneys a ct G d
very frequently. but
the secretions were
retarded and the pas
sages scalded. ! was
weak and run down.
After taking other
remedies without ben
eft. | began using
Doan's Kidney pills
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-06-16
At A CRITICAL PERIOD
OF Peculiar Inherent to Women.

Mrs. Mary !. Remington. Elgleberry
St.. Gllroy, Cal, says: Il suffered 80
severely from pain AMI soreness over
the kidneys that It was a task for me
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-06-16

Lewis Single Binder straight &c cigar.
You pay loo for cigars not 10 good
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-06-16

Sincerity, deep genuine sincerity
is the first characteristic of all men IL
any way heruic.-Carlyle.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-06-16

The man who improves his talent
always gets Gods reward for doing It.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-06-16

A grass widow can give reference
but she hardly ever does.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-06-16
For Red. Itching Eyciids. cysts. stycs

Failing EyelHshes and All Eyes That
Need care Try Murln" Eye Salvc. Aacp-
tic Tubes-Trlnl Si2"-25r Ask Your Drug
gist or Write Murine Eye Remedy Co..
Chicago.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-06-16

Does n COW become landed property
when turned into field?
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-06-16
Rejected by Hobo

Weary-Its poor rule that doesn't
work both ways.
Willie--G'wan! It's q poor rule to
work ut all
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-06-16

No. Alonzo, a silver cup never runs
when II Is chased.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-06-16
Results All That Count.

Who asks whether the enemy were
defeated by strategy or by valor?-
Virgil.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-06-07
RACE AND CARNIVAL
OF THE OUTRlGGERS

For the first time since It's organIza-
ton the Outrigger Club Will enter next
Friday afternoon three siX-paddle crews
in one race. There viii be no crack
paddlers or steersmen IN these crews,
but the event marks a decided advance
in the sport of outrlgger canoeing, for
the mauka element now enters the con
tests at Waikiki on equal terms so that
a new bunch Of paddlerS Will spring
into being.
The Outrigger managers have de
cided to shatter another precedent. All
canoe races will hereafter begin at the
outrigger beach the boys will man and
launch their canoes, start them and 60
over a triangular course. This VIII be
known as the Outrigger course. There
will be a straightaway to beyond the
surf. then a Diamond Head dash and
back again to the starting point. Eddie
Hutchinson and the MagOOn boys are
arranging for a sailing race to start
over this course early in the afternoon,
Friday The smaller youngster IN the
two and three paddle races viii merely
row out over the ightaway course
and back again. An excellent program
is being arranged for the afternoon
regatta and surfing contest for the
Clark cups.
Lorrin Andrews. Ed Dekum and
Curtis Hustace VIII be on hand at seven
0 clock Friday evening at the Han
Tree to receive all the canoes for the
illuminated carnival and see that the
frames with the lanterns are placed IN
position and the crews ready for the
start at eight o'clock. The dancing
will begin at the hotels and at the Out
rigger Club as soon as the boys have
had time to dress after the illuminated
parade.
It is not vet certain that the McRaes
will not be back in time for the big
event. the scenery viii be there. how
ever. and so viii Mr.. and Mrs. Royal,
Frank Speaight and a host of other
talented entertainers-and the chow
der.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-06-07
PERSONALS.


Delegate huhio IS expected to arrive
here on the Siberia, July 8.
A Henry Along a capitalist of Ho-
nolulu, Is at the Stewart with his
tamiIy.-Cal.
Mr.. and Mrs. !. Parker Currier. who
are in Melbourne. expect to spend the
month Of June in HonoIulu.-S. f.
Wasp.
t,ra,1- S,.o,:rF. 4bo D.cr-,n, -ooaor
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-06-07
BAND CONCERT.

The following IS the program for the
band concert at Thomas Square to-
ufgHt.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-06-07
SACHS DRY GOODS co.

Cor. Fort & Bere-ana. Opp Fire Station
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-11-08
HAIR HEALTH
If You Have Scalp or Hair Trouble,
Take Advantage of This Offer.

We could not afford to so strong
ly endorse Rexall "93" Hair Tonic
and continue to sell it as we do, if
it did not do all we claim it will
Should our enthusiasm carry us
away, and Rexall SO" Hair Tonic not
give entire satisfaction to the users,
they would lose faith in us and our
statements, and in consequence our
business prestige would suffer
We assure you that if your hair
is beginning to unnaturally fall out
or if you have any scalp trouble,
Rexall '93" Hair Tonic will prompt
iy eradicate dandruff, stimulate hair
growth ana prevent premature bald
ness.
Our faith in Rexall ''93" Hair
Tonic is SO strong that we ask you
to try it on our positive guarantee
that your money will be cheerfully
refunded if it does not do as we
claim Two sizes, soc and $10O.
Sold only at our store-The Rexall
Store. Owl Pharmacy, Wenatchee.
Wash
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-11-08
CLOSE STORES ON
FRIDAY
Effort Being Made to Have
Good Turnout at Wenat-
chez Spokane Game.

An effort is being made to have
the business houses close for the
Neutrality-suspicious. game next Fri
day. The Ellis-FOrde company this
morning initiated the movement and
the football enthusiasts are circulat-
ing a petition and it is thought that
there will be no serious objection to
making Friday afternoon a business
holiday 1t is likely the game will
be from to o'clock and it is
thought that the stores will close
between those hours
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-11-08
PIPER STILL DRY"
Denies RumOr That He is a Change
Coat.

During our first local option cam
paign / took an active part. You
know the result of this first effort
Our city went dry" and experience
has taught and is teaching us every
day that we are all better off with
out the saloon. Simply because |
have been too busy taking care of the
extraordinary amount of business
coming to us this fall to take an act
i've part in the campaign now before
us, some person or persons seem to
be very dilgent in circulating the re-
port that Piper is wet At first |
paid little attention to the report,
but it seems that a few actually be-
lieve it true, and the one object of
! this interview is to diSpel any such
wrong impression from the minds of
any who might be influenced by such
a report. Why, bless you. why should
| want a saloon for my boys, your
boys and your girls? 1t cannot do
them any good. 1t might do them
much harm.
/ have a friend in Chicago, man
who employs over $4,000 men. ]
don't believe it will be breach of
confidence if | quote for your benefit
a portion of a personal letter re-
ceived from him on October Is. He
is local transportation expert of the
city of Chicago, Willard B. Hereby,
and says:
After making a thorough inspec-
ton of the apple districts of Mon
tana, Idaho, Oregon and Washington,
| am free to state that Wenatchee
stands out prominently as the great
est apple orchard section of the terri
tories above mentioned. Your prices
of land are extremely high, but no
doubt justified from the returns you
get annually.
Il admire your climate and gen.
eral surroundings. If / were to Sc
lect any locality in the west for a
permanent home, | believe l would
be attracted to Wenatchee on ac-
count of the things above mentioned;
and again, another very important
thing notice, the civic pride of your
municipality, for the protection of
your homes and for the best inter-
ests of your young men, has elimi-
mated the saloon. / believe if every
condition were equal, with the excep-
ton of the saloon, l would be willing
to pay % per cent more where
know l would be rid of the whisky
traffic l also believe that l voice
the sentiments of the majority of
Eastern people who want homes for
their families"
AS agent for the Great Northern
railway we wish to serve you and
serve you we'll. The Great Northern
employees of Wenatchee don't want
saloon. You can help us keep
courteous and high class of employees
by keeping Wenatchee dry.
A. A. PIPER.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-11-08
WENATCHEEW|[[BE
GREAT CITY
Poindexter Says This City
Will Be Of Many Thou
sands in Few Years.

Miles Poindexter, the next United
States senator from the state of
Washington, was in the city short
time Sunday evening. He had Just
been over the Big Bend line, having
spoken at Douglas, Mansfield and
Waterville. He came from Water
vile by boat. He was impressed
with the great up-river country.
Speaking of Wenatchee as the dis
tributing point, he said: "Wenat-
chez will be a great city within a
few years. In fact, it will be one of
the largest in the state All this
country to the north is now look
ing to this city as it's metropolis.
am impressed more each time
come here by the city, its cleanness,
its prospects and it's growth.
Mr.. Poindexter left on the after
noon train for Spokane, where he
will vote. He will leave soon for
Washington. d. C.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-11-08
Both Speedy and Effective.

This indicates the action of Foley
Kidney Pills as S. Parsons, Battle
Creek, Mich. illustrates: Il have
been afflicted with a severe case Of
kidney and bladder trouble for
which l found no relief until I used
Foley Kidney Pills. These cured me
entirely of all my ailments. l was
troubled with backaches and severe
shooting pains with annoying urin-
airy irregularities. The steady use of
Foley Kidney Pills rid me entirely
of all my former troubles. They have
natchee Drug Co.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-11-08

DRY TOWN PROB.
ABLY ASSURED
Evidence of Going Against
Saloons by One to Two
Hundred Majority.

A representative of the World to-
day made a canvass of Wenatchee
avenue and Mission street for the
purpose of ascertaining the feeling
in reference to the wet and dry
question in this city. 1t seemed to
be the almost unanimous opinion
that the town would go dry, and the
estimates made by different ones ran
all the way from one to two hundred
majority. There are those, however,
who maintain that the city has a
good show of going wet. but their
number is very small.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-11-08
OPEN SEASON FOR
POLITICIANS
Hunters May Get Plenty of
Good Shots by Strolling
on Wenatchee Ave.

The open season for politicians is
now on. If you do not believe it,
take a hike along Wenatchee ave-
nue.. You will find plenty of game
They are all out for the purpose of
doing little foraging. The World
man counted % of them in sight at
one time this morning They are
of many different shades of opinion
The season closes tonight.
There will be a meeting of the
board of directors of the Reading
Room and Library Association Fri
day afternoon at $50 at the home
of Mrs. Barnum on Kittitas street.
MRS. l. w. REEVES,
President.
Douglas Island news., 1910-01-12
Wit of Our Tots

"Mamma," queried Constance, aged 5, "where do we get silkS"
 "From the silkworm, dearie," was the reply.
 "And do we get tape from the tape worm?" was the next question. But this time there was no reply.
 "Children," said the teacher, "giEe ne word with an Pin it.''
 There was a thoughtful silence for a moment, and then Gussie, aged 61a, Iaised her hand.
 "Needle," she cried, with a note of triumph in her tone
 "The snow isn't as warm as it looks" !" observed Jamie philosophizing; "It reminds ne of flat irons"
 'How so, my boy?" asked grandma.
 "Well, flat irons aren't always as cold as they look," replied Jamie, who.was a burnt child.
 "Do you ever skate?" Mildred, aged 5, was asked.
 "No'm. I tried it once," was the sober answer, "but my ankles turned. 1 guess I've got what they call neatly turned ankles"
 "Father," asked Georgie,', what does cracksman mean?"
 Mr. Browning told him robber who uses powder.
 "Then," observed Georgie, Mamma must be crackswoman. She uses powder"
 "Why is the baby so pink?" Gladys asked the nurse when her little sister first came,
 At loss for better answer the nurse said it was because the baby was so new.
 "That's SO" said Gladys, "Pye noticed the same thing about new potatoes"
Douglas Island news., 1910-01-12
The Double Cross


 The troubles of Secretary Baiitnger' Pinchot, Glavis, Cunningham and the rest of them are furnishing columns of matter for the newspapers of the States, thereby giving Alaska heap or dvertising-such as it is. The follow ing, from Golfers Weekly, is sample of the most rabid:
 Are yod, oh patient reader, Com mon Person? Then in cambat with 6 Special Interest, you are powerful as an unarmed baby fighting with oulL There have been inquiries about what we meant, when, two weeks ago, we said that, amid all present virtuous noises sleight-of- hand was being exercised as usual in the department of Achilles. Here is one illustration: You have noticed something about hearings lE Seattle. The supposed purpose ot these hearings is that the interior de- partment shall defend the public do main while attorneys for claimants urge their case. This comedy was ar- ranged for the innocent spectator. What actually confronted the depart ment of the interior was how it could lose the suits without exposure. The rather clever scheme agreed upon was to send an honest but incredibly ignor~ ant youth to represent the government. The interior department selected 8 man named Sheridan. It has carefully decorated the record with tributes to his genius. Actually he had one years experience as subordinate special agent in Denver. He emerged from a night law school course in 1907. Of the agents who were familiar with these cases, Glavis had been discharged, and the others were carefully sent away to distant points. 1
 Lawyers, listen. Sheridan objected to a question on examination be- cause it was leading question. When one of his own questions, on direct ex- animation was objected to as leading, Sheridan gravely declared he had the right to indicate to his witnesses what answer he expected. You don't believe such ignorance possible? Ask those who were at the hearing. And Sheri- dan is opposed to two of the leading lawyers in the West.
 If the plan to lose the cases in Seattle is successful, what follows? The Cun- ningham claims go to Dennett. You know about Bennett, from our issue of two weeks ago. Next they go to Pierce, the same who has already struggled hard to push them through. Perhaps our friend Lawler will have a chance at them also. Ballinger will look the other way in order to be impartial, and the game will achieve it's successful close. Such is the plot. In spite of public outcry, insiders are betting seven to three the Guggenheims will yet control Alaska.
Douglas Island news., 1910-01-12

For the first time in the history of the town, Fairbanks experienced 8 warm Christmas with rain.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1910-08-12

The annual property listing time for taxa
ton purposes has come and gone and what a
tale of the littleness of property owners taxing
officers could tell! Taxes are levied for the pur-
pose of meeting the expenses of organized COM
munities, and without taxes, there would be no
Schools courts, established roads, fire and po-
lice protection, and in fact security to life
property. Without taxes there could be no
government and only anarchy would prevail
In the benefits derived from taxation, every cit
izen receives a share, in fact much larger
share than he could possibly be asked to pay
for How small it is then for the property own
er to bubble with the assessor and storm
around before equalization boards about few
dollars more or less on his assessment? When
a man makes a false return to the assessor, he
is not only dishonest, but above all he is un-
grateful and unpatriotiC In these piping times
of peace, there is no better way to show our
patriotism than to cheerfully pay our full share
of public taxes.
Several Democrats in this legislative dis
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1910-08-12

The State Bar Association has made
number of recommendations in connection
with the supreme court which are worthy of
careful consideration. On account of the large
and growing amount of work which the court
has, they believe it's membership should be in
creased to nine. There is little or room for
difference of opinion this point. The bar
ISOLATION also advocate separate judiciary cleo
tions in the belief that stronger bench would
be chosen. On this proposition we are COnserv-
alive, and doubt whether the supreme court
could be materially strengthened, and especial
lily doubt whether separate judiciary elections
would make any difference. In the first place
lawyers are only human and liable to think
that the court is not strong because it ruled
against them. Consider that one half of all the
lawyers who appear before the supreme court
find that the court does not agree with them as
to what the law is, and that sooner later
Iery lawyer finds the court differs with him and
it is not surprising that this professional crti-
cism of the court should grow up. Among lay
men the court is generally regarded as strong
one, and its decisions generally commended.
In the second place, separate judiciary elections
would not be panaCea but would bring
train of peculiar evils which only trial would
bring out None will deny that success at the
polls would depend more advertising than
on judicial ability.
1t is quite the fashion to decry party poll
tics nowadays, but all the great judges of the
past have been selected by political parties.
non-partisan or rather omnpartisan bench is
desirable, but the best way to get it is thru a
public sentiment acting thru all political par
ties When the people really want an omni-
partisan judiciary political parties will respond
to their demand, and when there is any real oc-
casion for it, the people will demand it.