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Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1910-01-28
A smooth work.
er makes an easy
=" dollar, nsr

Liquor improves with age. and that 8
a bunch not to disturb good thing
when it is doing well.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1910-01-28

jG>z;:E7s =. Wrong End. &c.,. q. "a -,
"Did | hear you say you were deal
ing In coai?" ::
j. Eyes" . - 81 -.s ...sz: ,.-
4Z'ssWell. will have to take Off my hat
to you didn't know you were in
the cbal business
~ suppose you might call it that.
buy a load once week now"
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1910-01-28
Mere Than Their Share.

- TT is said tllat every one has a
streak of insanity" : =
.$SS. What's that? An insane streak for
every one - 5GH-5
: ,..Yes &C. .s ~s -. ~
!, = think there must be some people
who have no,le.'' f's ~ ~
..yVhry'' p: SO. e. ! :. ~,.-2>
because know several people who
have ut least forty streaks apiece"
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1910-01-28

ssYs Soon Be Due. -
"Why. what's the matter: You look
as II all accident had happened. to
you '~.'' ''.''.' '' '.''f<. Il !,
'..:I'hat's right" j.. " '75:'-.f;5
/. !" "Serious?'' -. .'@is''"
'.Not SO. very-ouly uncomfortable"
::."What was itT' - ~
:"Stumbed over Il broken resolution,
took a header and had a bad fall"
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1910-01-28
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to Devils LAX e..


TO Devils Lake. M. ~
s Little Cecilia Baker Is recovering
d from lsotr a attack Of croupe.
Mrs. Johnson, Of Webster, visited
friends here last week. u
ID! q large crowd attended dance In
the hail Friday night. and all report a
most enjoyable time. & S5s S :s $ssz
Is Rev. Father Maurice held services
! in st. Peter and Paul's church Sunday.
The next service will be held Sunday,
4 Feb 9Th. ,# SS.,s, Il .s.
Miss Lizzie Kitsch had very
pleasant visit Of several days at the
home OF Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Traynor
Of starkweather :]]s 81:
With pork, and with: land going up to
the sky M HI j. a .s,tss .st. !. s
North Dakota Farmers can down sit
or lie.l H. y s. ss.3f ;. vs. s3 S:, it
~. : The Ramsey County National Bank
has iHcley 10 Lean on i arms, NioEey
to Ian On City Property. hates los, !,
TERMS Favorable. tEsz3 a 9 ozs< i; S
%Gs #SS SSSE q5&s E5J3g I'M s$
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1910-01-28

.%% Made Him Scarce.
@See as much Of Jonesy as you used
tor" asked the friend who had been
away for some time. "
z. II don't think do - s. y. = I: .
ssHe used to be quite devoted"
u Y soh, that was before we were mar
Red" 5ssi? s*.s: l y ...Ts Z. =.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1910-01-28

1t Ia hard to
convince a. man
De Is a fool and.
entirely unneces-
sary You can
fool him without
convincing him.
Some: people are
+ no W n by the
skin games that
they always let.
3 alone.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1910-01-28
5zp.ls i, g..
] She, Felt is.

She Felt Il. Is;
Don't act that way or people viii
cay You married me for my money
That do you care what they say2'
OF course care. You know the
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1910-01-28
Broken In. II. n +.

53. N 81 Ef0K0m IN. - r -, :.
Jones Is always 80 happy. ! don't
understand It #
why not g. 55 u SsS. ;
he ID married. !" ~ S335 .55,s:.
Oh. but he y used % u By this
time 81 RI S3:5 &;
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1910-01-28

- T. 9 49, Obvious. 5000. = ~
Sd '.They say that she Is a woman: with
q past. z :s q ;= s, :: S..s5.5 =s S.
Yes, I think she Is. sss i ST ..E5.
81 ri don't see how she shows II. = S
Doesn't she look as IL she has had
ample time to accumulate q past
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1910-01-28

Thnrsday
\ Eriday III.
Saturday
Sunday
ID on day !
tuesday J; J.
nGnHEhay
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1910-01-28

FOR SALE-High grade touring car,
In good condition. Address the In
ter-Ocean.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-01
Thus .Sayeth Judge Burke:

Ladies and Gcutemcn Ii is with great the greatest pleas
that peek into your intellectual faces this lovely evening
and find the intelligent OF this wonderful little city
eager learn the great might say the very great TRUTHS
of stalwart rcpublicanism.
At great personal inconvenience 10 myself have con
scnted urged ON by overwhelming public sentiment TO
participate in this campaign Only when old friend, Jim
Hill with in his grasped BY the shoulders, and
looking squarey in my eyes, said; Judge its up YOU
did sacrifice my personal interests and make this
fight Tor the good Of those who built every line of track in
this state OF those who made your into good lumber
Of those who have controlled your franchises your mines and
your secretary of the interior.
have heard that Wilson OF Seattle also
ing this high honor with butand let deal with you
frankly in this matter advised hy high authority |
might the very highest authority, that the big the
leaders industry monopoly and big business do believe
Mr. Wilson viii stay htched; they know viii They fear
that the past the personal seShneS the greed Tor
gain, the sordid commercasm in him. may make him come
higher than he should WHILE ladies and gentlemen there
be question the price between those
and myself trust you the danger that lies sending such
uncertain quantity represent chief industries Wash
mgton.
Then there IS OF course one PoindcNtcr but can
dismissed with word He IS the who preferred fight
monopoly rather great industrial leaders He fought
Adrch and hurt Cannons feelings and generally trailed in
the dust of unrghcous victory the gceoroouS flag
that sheltered Lincoln and that shelters Burke
We want safe, conservative regular and properly
aged rcpubicanlsm We don't want the voters TO
dictate. We don't great system worried. And
OF ALL must not have dear jim Hill ireed. Tor
Instant
we are one in this glorious desire: feel sure
be.
There other speakers who will doubtless entertain
and instruct YOU and | close. Let add more
thought before leave YOU.
Don't forget the grand old flag Don't forget Bunker
Hill and Bull Run and Shermans march Don't worry about
anything later than 1896. And remember that safe sane
and certain
thank YOU one and all.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-01

There N IN Little Old New York
no social event. no athletic event
and no Industrial event to compare
~tth a combined social. athletic and
Industrial event news OF which IL
waited from Croaa Keys. a hitherto
nnhsraldsd hamlet Of New Jersey
The event was a waahtub contest. In
which Miss Stella fiurff and HlAa
Nellie Harper participated. Miss
Hurff won. She washed and hung
ont 1855 pieces in an hour and 10
minutes. Miss IIarp@rR score was
lis ptecea A collation. was served.
Dance as Drwanaand tonight
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-01
Does Everybody Who Wears an Auto Veil
Own Her Own Machine? Oh, Dear Me, No!
ny MARION LOWE.

II there were as many auiomo-
hiles In town as there are auto
vetls and motor coats. wouldn't
there be a lot OF 'oms
n every woman seen on the
streets with three yards Of vell
streaming down her hack had a
touring ear. wouldn't the streets be-
iammed with huFz waKunaf
but many Of them haTen't any
autos. and ride down town on the
street cars
For Il is. indeed. poor woman
nowadays who cant afford al least
one automobile veil. The bargain
counters offer them az half price
every little while ~ a cleanup
sale in n big Second Nv. store the
other week the auto wells were
cleaned up almost within day.
That was three weeks ago. and
there are stu coolies Of ordinary
wells on the counters offered at
half price. with few takers.
Hut does n 5accntNa.yard veil
ON the hat mean a 81 500 autom0-
bile waiting az the curhT
No. Il does not NOT according 10
the city tax list.
Then Why 50 much veilf
Why not
Why should a woman do without
auto clothes iust because she can't
have the auto7 No harm IN look
Ing prosperous and ausoy. IL thcreg
nealdca. the automobile Earh has
many ccnvonieuces and advantages.
Must women give these up faat be-
cause they haven't the car 20 10
with themf
Women have found that the bis
vcli IL a protection 20 the hat from
the dust Of the street A street ear
H. sometimes a. windy place aa
an automobile. and a hat can be
held comfortably in place by the
larwe veil.
Neither Is an automobile the only
place whore big. ruomy coat In a
convenience. Women are pretty
much alike. whether they ride IN a
81, 0go motor car or 90 a scent
street car What's good for one
Is good for the other. So what's
all the fuss abou,7
Resides. one feels sort % import.
ant In an anfo coat ard veil. aud
IT'S s0rne fun 90 wear the clothes.
even II one can't have the whole
outfit When a woman Enea into
store In auto attire, who knows
hsr chauffeur "a not waiting At the
door, From the time woman was
a baby she has played lady. and
pretend. and she newer outsrowN
the make believe" game
She has her reasouz for wearing
things. So what's the difference
-TiNnt hurting anybody. IL itF
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-01

STRQLLER's COLUMN

sees that man7" quefied the con
ductor on an Eastlake car. nudging
the Stroller and indicating a man
alouched down la a seat
well. watch him when that
woman sits down with him"
A the scat beside the tired one
WINS the only unoccupied seat IN
the car. the young woman took f.
The alouched down man looked
around inquirlngly. saw that his
company was a woman. and imme'
diately sat bolt upright
what did I tell You" exclaimed
the con with a grin. They all do
that | never saw a sober man yet
that didn't Btralghten up IN his
seat the minute some woman took
the other half OF Il. Just watch
them after this and see for your,
self"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-01

NEW YORK. Sept H. There's =
new variety OF moving. up Harlem
way. A family living a. one end
Of q block switched 90 a fiat in
the other end The roofs Of all the
apartment houses were practically
on q level Tho people were NOV.
lng from one topfloor fiat TO an
other. Their goods never went 20
the street. everything was lugged
across the ruofa from tho old real
dcncc 90 che new
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-01

shaved So men In 20 minutes, and
is now champion shaver. he would
have gore on shaving, but he had
shaved everything In sight. The
previous shaving record was ~
men IN an hour.
To die is landing on some silent
shore.
Where pillows never break, nor
temp~sfs roar.
Ere well we feel the friendly
stroke. Ills DER.
IS. Garth.
The new building Of printing and
engraving being built IN Washing
tor will cost si.75oy COO.
Rounania has 5000. 900 lnhabit.
anita. Of whom 10000 are blind.
Il see by the paper" said hubby.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-01

By Mail. out OF city-t year. g. months. o. so:
month. Csc Entered at
Seattle. Wash. POstOffice. ~ seo0nd-cinss matter
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-01
OF MORE IMPORTANCE.

seFibblea-'T have Just finished
the manuscript % a book entitled
Hos to Travel
Drihbiea That's All right as far
az Il goes. but shat you should
do now IL write a sequel enfitied
How 10 Get the Money 10 Travel
ON
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-01

Pedestrians walking along a quiet
stretch Of upper L~nox ax. oae re-
cent pleasant evening were pazxisd
20 behold approaching them twp
small tKhta. apparently ab0lt IS
inches apart and n couple Of feet
abnye the sidewalk Aa the lights
drew near u developed that they
we're headlights on baby carriaga.
which vas being wheeled along BY
= sober. looking young man. who
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-01
HOW he KNEW.

Love IN blind. said tho pssai.
mlztie. looking man. quoting Tits
WORKOUT. chesfnutty axiom wtth aH
much fervor as It's originator could
have done
How do you know questioned
the severe looking woman with the
high cheek honea
I'm married" aaid be.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-01
THEN 1T HAPPENED. 4"
eour Daiiy Discontinued storyJ

'Ah. methinka twill be cool
spot ia which 20 rest my weary
bones for. yea. Theses several
hours" muttcred J Horatio Hand.
out. AZ he dropped down on the
grass IN the lee side OF the carpet
hanging ON the line.
In moment J Horatlo was
snoring like steam eailiope with
the exhaust off lie visit not Of
the lady OF the house biliowinR for.
ward under full sail. a stout club
Rrnapod In her brhwny right fis,
This "a indeed a dirty carpet "
mmttered Mrx. Lady 10 herself az
she elongated her arm and came
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-01
JosH WISE SAYS:

"A good deal o. defiance ia hurl.
ed that has string 20 II BY v.7ich
Il can be drawed back out O. harms
way"
They say Deacon Klutchpenny's
wife vas a paragon before be mar.
riod her. and"
mo Hich thing She was Smith
one of Sam Smiths girls.
know the whole family"
A web two and a quarter miles
long has been taken from the body
Of a spider.
Ted Grimes, an Australia barber,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-01

Dance az prramasnd tonight
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-01

about your daughter" he began,
falteringly. There's something
about your daughter"
Yes. I've noticed Il myself, satd
the old man "tts been coming
every evening at s O'Clock and
hanging around TN midnight. One
OF these nights I'm going TO give IL
boost clear off the premises and
see what there IL In IT,"
But whether on the scaffold high.
Or In the battles van.
The fittest place where man earn
die
Is where be dies for man.
M. J. Barry.
nr. Anna Shaw says men need
marriage more than women. Old
stuff, Women have been trying 10
persuade men they would be hap
pier married for 5000 years
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-01
STAR DUST

THAT millions ~ Chinese are %.
Ing 10 cut of their queues"
20. goodyl" cried wiley Nov
maybe | can afford a eoronss
braid"
The United States TAKES pr.e,t
cally az the mating that Japan -.
ports.
Read II backwards or forward.
the population o. Cincinnati. AZ 49,
noUneed BY the census bureau. h
Just the same, 3sE.463.
Perclvai was Jus, about 70 All
her father There's Eametblny
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-09-01
IN LITTLE OLD new YORK

paid no attention 10 the laughter
and remarks u the pasaerxby
whether he put the lamps on the
baby buggy for Joke. or whether
this II a new idea "a prevent people
from humping into thesc vehicles ia
dark streets. il a question open 60
debate"
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1910-03-25
FACTS WORTH KNOWING

Ty Cobb of Detroit led the major
leagues in batting last season with
percentage of 377.
Mordecai Brown, the Chicago Ma
tionais' three fingered pitching Won
der. lost the digit on his right hand iii
feed chopper when seven years old.
Cy Young, the veteran Cleveland
pitcher. celebrated his fOrty-third birth
day on March 20 last. This is his
twentieth year in the major league.
Wagner is the most remarkable and
consistent of ball players. He has
been in the league for thirteen years
seven Of which he has led in batting
including the past three seasons
Pitcher Christy Mathewson has beer
ten years in the National league. He
Joined the New York Nationals in July,
1900. In the ten years he has won 237
games and lost 100 for the New Yorks.
Last year he had his second best sea-
son. when he won twenty-five games
and lost six. In 1904 he won thirty
FIVE and lost eight.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1910-03-25
BASEBALL POINTERS

Pitcher Willis, transferred by Pitts
burg to the Cardinals. during his
twelve year major league career has
won 234 games. IA total only excelled
by Cy Young and Mathewson in the
same period
Hughey Duffy, manager of the Chi
cago Americans. says it is safe to pre-
dict that Blackb urne will be one of the
sensations il the big league Duffy
is counting on Blackburne being anoth-
er Owen Bush.
BOice, a recruit pitcher of the Cleve-
land Americans. is a second Falken.
berg, so far as height is concerned.
Boice stands six feet three and one.
half inches in his bare feet He weighs
200 pounds in playing condition.
Manager McAleer of Washington be-
lieves he has dug up pitching phe-
nom equal to Walter Johnson in a
young Californian named Bill Hen
bricks Of San Anita. He is Il six foot
er and only nineteen years old. Wal
ter Johnson recommended him to Nc
Aleer for Il trial.
Manager AIcGnire Of the Maps is in
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1910-03-25
PASTE THESE IN
YOUR NOTEBOOK.

Longest distance throw was
made by John Hatfield in Brook
lyn Oct. u. 1872; distance 400
feet ~ inches.
The greatest number Of stolen
bases was made by Harry Stoyey
of the Athletics i'm 1888. when
he pilfered 1916 bags.
Longest major league game
was twenty-four innings and
was played between the Athlet-
les and Rostons, at Boston, Sept.
l. 1906; score to /.
The strikeout record in q nine
inning game was made by
Charles Sweeney of Providence,
when he made twenty-one Bos-
ton players fan the air in 1883.
The gre test number of games
pitched in II season was seventy
two. by Radbourne of Provi-
dence in 1854.
The strikeout record for sea-
son by pitcher is held by RUDE
Waddeil, that of sol made by
him in 1903.
The record number Of cOnsec-
utive games won by a major
league club is twenty, made by
the Providence national league
team in 1884. Greatest number
of consecutive games lost is
twenty-six. by the Louisville
American association in 1889.
pittsburg lost twenty three
straight in 1890.
The record Of the shortest
game is forty-four minutes.
made Sept. "a. 1904. between the
Atlanta End Shreveport teams.
The greatest number of victO-
ries in playing season was
made In 1906 by the Chicago
Nationals. when they captured
116 games.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1910-03-25
PRAISE FOR THE OIL MAN.

/ New York, March 23.-"Ihe Rookie
/ Teller foundation is the most colossal
effort ever attempted for the benefit
of the human race" declared the Rev.
Dir. Macarthur, pastor of the Calvary
Baptist church, Yesterday, addressing
the Current Events class of his con
gregation.
Mr.. Rockefeller shows as much orig
nality and genius in his disposition
of his wealth as he showed in its
acquisition said Dir. Macarthur. God
LAS given him the talent for making
money, as truly as God has given TO
other men the genius which manifests
itself in literature and the arts and
sciences. 1t is as much the duty of
Mr.. Rockefeller to make money for the
benefit of humanity as it is the duty
os other men 10 bless their race rs
mechanics, farmers and manufacturers.
Breadth of Purpose Amazing.
"The first and most striking feature
of this foundation is its breadth of
purpose. 1t is not tied to any color.
'itSo iioI 'it'u III Tvs b'Itht'ht ~
tiuence. Neither is it limited to any
type of civilization, nor to any one
country. This fund may be used for
educa tonal, social, OF religions work in
any country, or any form of phian
thropic and benevolent work All coun-
tries, all centuries and all civilizations
belong to its interests and may de
rive its benefactions.
''In this respect Mr.. Rockefeller
showed his faith in posterity. Almost
all great estates and benefactions are
tied up so that they are long man
aged by the dead hand of the donor
Mr. Rockefeller, on the contrary, is
willing to trust the generations TO
come as to the wise disposition of the
rest of his vast bencfactiOns.
Blessings Due From POsterity.
thousands will rise up in all the
coming years and bless the name of
John d. Rockefeller concluded DR..
''and to bless God that
he endowed this remarkable man with
the unique ability rapidly to acquire
and generously to bestow vast sums
for the good of men and the glory of
God"
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1910-03-25
Stories Briefly Told
Try Shows pictures.
Fun, at the roller rink tonight.
Keys made to order Conner IL Jones

y ''''o" -
Fun at the roller rink tonight.
Keys made to order. Conner II. Jones
Imported Easter toys and novelties
ar Misses Porter and PAYS.
Rubber tire work done by Tony May
er, BIB North Second street.
Mrs. Joseph Miller was operated up
on at Emmanuel hospital today.
Misses Porter and Pay are headquar
tiers for Easter toys, baskets, etc.
One OF Ben Williams horses goi OF
of the pasture yesterday, and has NOT
been found
You should not miss Ia see the beau
tiful line of Easter novelties 1T The
Banner, Martin Waser
Do You shape your head to fit your
hat or do YOU buy one sixteenth sizes
i'm the matchless Gordon?
l.aborers wanted; good wages. Apply
at office or Gas Works. Mankato Gas
and Electric Light company.
Swish-otf goes yom stiff hat! Not
il it's IA one sixteenth size in the
known Gordon-a perfect headiit.
Chester PuTier is doing rs wei as
could be expected. This was the state
ment made by his physician today.
DR.. S. p. Jones, NJ. d., will he per
located at Inc Lake House,
Eagle Lake. Mimi, on April /, 1910.
Our Easter novelties are SO different
from Others ever shown in this city.
Call and see them. The Banner, NJ.
Walser.
Ladies wishing accordion pleating
may have same done at Miss Lillian
Wilson's dressmaking parlors. first floor
Citizens National bank building.
Cut rates on household goods to
Pacific coast and other points. SUI
periOr service at reduced rates. The
Boyd Transfer CO.. Minneapolis. MINI.
Our own import of Easter novelties
Just received on account of shipment
being delayed We will offer same at
very low prices. The Banner, Martin
Walser.
The second division of ST. Johns
Episcopal church will hold a sale of
fancy articles and baking at the home
Of Miss Wise, 90 South Front street.
Wednesday, March 80, at $50 p. IN.
If You need spectaces, call on DR..
and have Your eyes test
ed. He will be i'm Mankato at the
Hotel Heinrich from the 18th till the
goth of March. Office hours from II
m. till 4 p. m.
DIR. Muedeking will make his regu-
lar professional visit TO MankatO from
The 2Sth till the Both of March and
take orders for his splendid white
'pectacles. The price of these highly
polished lenses is no greater than
common glasses. Office hours at the
liOtel Heinrich from II IN. till p. III.
No charges for testing the eyes.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1910-03-25
SOME BRAIN TICkLERS.

New York Press: TO most people
respectability is nine part clothes and
one part manners.
Dallas News: Do not fold your arms
and do nothing. 1t is better to saw
the atmosphere and howl tnan do that.
Boston Transcript: He-I am very
-fcnd of YOU Shc-Then we shall get
along splendidly | am very fond of
myself.
Cleveland Leader: 'Joncs says he
never kissed a girl in his life. Gee! Is
he that big Il liar?' "No; he's just
that big a fool!'
Yale Record: Hc-I had an awfully
close shave downtown this morning.
Shc-Mervey, Jack? What was the
matter? He--I needed it.
Jack OI.antern: why" asked a
Missouri newspaper, does our state
stand at the head in raising mules?"
Because" said an Iowa paper, that
is the only safe place to stand"
Washington Star: ''Yon don't make
as much fun of hash as you used to-"
said one boardcr NO answered the
other; Il have learned TO have the
highest respect for anything with real
meat in it,
Chicago Tribune: Crocer-Well, Mr..
Dorkins. how are you feeling over this
idea of boycotting all meat products?
Customcr-Pcrfcctly reckless, Briggs.
perfectly reckless. Give me four pounds
of dried Goldfish.
Everyboly's Magazine: Most South
erncrs are gallant. An exception is the
Georgian who gave his son this advice:
My boy. never run after Il woman or
IA street ear. There will be another
along in a minute or two.
Louisville Courier Journal: "Weil
here I am announced the fashionable
physician in his breezy way. And now
what do YOU think is the matter with
yOu?' Doctor, / hardly knew" muir
INJURED the fashionable patient. What
is rew?"
Chicago News: Seymour-Why did
you leave Flannigan's boarding house?
Ashley-Thcre was too much sleight-
of hand work going on. Seymonr-Slel-
oht of hand work? Ashley-Yes; Mrs.
Flanagan got the coffee and the tea
from the same pot.