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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18
DURING The HOLIDAYS

We will have special service at
our fountain and everything will
he done to please you, our hot urn
with its equipments has been a
decided success and our wishes are
to serve you better in the future
than we have in the past. Ceanli
ness is our hobby for We know this
pleases the customer. Our French
drip coffee, chicken, ham and cheese
sandWtch'f, chFe, chocolate and
bouillions are winners. Come wher
you may, we are ready to serve
you with anything in our line.
Very truly yours,
RINGER DRUG CO.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18
RINGER DRUG CO.
How Is Your Cash Reaister ?

Fred Mcbride, an expert repair
man on the National Cash Register,
is stopping at the Holland hotel. He
repairs, cleans, oils and adjusts all
of the different models of the Nation
al, doing the work here, saving the
delay, boxing trouble and eXpressage
necessary in sending them in.
A great many people let their Reg
isters run until they break down
which is a serious mistake. A little
attention now and then will make ii
work better and last longer, while
the expense is not nearly so great in
the end. Better have him look after
yours.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18
St. Philips Church.

Fourth Sunday in Advent.
Morning prayer, litany and ser
mon at IL a. m.
Sunday School 9:45 a. m.
Evening prayer and sermon at
1870 p. m.
All are welcome to all services.
On Christmas Day there will be
but one service, at IL a. N.
Children's Christmas tree and ser
vice Monday, Dec. 26, at 7:3O p. m
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18
Broadway Baptist Church.

Regular services throughout the
day. The Sunday School will meet
at 9:45 a. m. The pastor will preach
at II a. m. and 7 p. m. The evening
subject will be How we may know
the Bible is the Wori of God.
Everybody is cordially invited to at
tend these services.
+. NJ. MASTERS, Pastor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18

j. A. Gillian of DurwoOd will 30
to Florence. Ala, where he will Wis
it with relatives during the holidays.
He also has some business matters,
at the old homestead, which demand
his attention.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18
First Presbyterian Church.

Services will be held today
at II a. IN. and at 1870 p. m.
Sunday School at 9:45 a. IN.
Meeting of Session at 1915 a. m.
A special song service, under
the direction of Miss Hanna, will
be held at 7:30, and the pastor
will discuss the subject The Press
and the Pulpit
A cordial invitation is extended
to every one.
CIIAS. C. WEITH, Pastor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18
Christian Science.

christian oCTtHCt.
Subject: rs the Universe, lnclud-
ing Man. Evolved by Atomic Force
Golden Text: Revelations Xi:17.
Responsive Reading: Psalms 10,
1-5; 81 is.
Services II a. m.
Sunday school 10 a. m.
"Wednesday evening testimonial
meeting, 7:30
Our reading room in church open
to visitors 2:30 to 400 p. m, on
Mondays, Wednesdays ami Satur-
days. Come everybody.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18

With the close of business last
night there had been marketed in the
city of Ardmore from wagons, 1925
bales of cotton. Prices ranged yes
terday from 10 to Is cents, with but
few bales of the better grade offered
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18
PERSONALS

city yesterday on business.
j. F. McCants was in the city
yesterday from Newport.
Robert F. Scivally OF Springer was
business visitor yesterday.
Jim ANerson of Woodford was in
the city yesterday on business.
c. l.. Norman OF Madill was trans
acting business here yesterday
Cal Stewart of Marietta was in
the city yesterday on business.
s. w. Connor of Hugo was trans
acting business here yesterday.
Mrs. Oscar Scott of Gainesville is
the guest of the family of Moran
Scott.
Scott Glenn of Shawnee was
transacting business in the city yes
terday.
Joe Wiliford of Woodford was in
the city yesterday mingling with
friends.
W. II. Hart and F. L. Rice of
Ada were in the city yesterday on
business.
Doc Coffey of Lone Grove was a
business visitor to the city yes
terday.
Attorney Cr H. Montgomery of Ma
rietta was in the city yesterday on
business.
Mark Lancaster of Ravia was in
the city yesterday making Christmas
purchases.
Charles H. Bigbie of Lone Grove
was transacting business in the city
yesterday.
James G. Dixon of Healdton was
among the crowds on the streets
yesterday.
Lewis Paullin and wife of Durant
are the guests of Judge and Mrs
John l.. Gait
city yesterday, registered at the
Wilmington.
Willis Choate, editor of the Mari
eta Monitor, was in the city yes
terday on business.
Mrs. o. 7. Smith and daughter,
Miss Cora, of Oklahoma City, are
guests in the city.
Perry d. Maxwell of the Ardmore
National Bank made business trip
to Sherman yesterday.
Misses Margaret Bloys and Irene
Eddleman were in the city yester-
day from Marietta.
Col. David Redfield who has been
confined to his room for several days,
is reported much better.
Joe Kent of Mannsville one of
the oldest readers of the Ardmoreite,
was in the city yesterday on bust
ness.
H. E. Lindell of the Dold Packing
Company left today to spend the
holidays with his parents at OF
tumwa, Iowa.
The Misses Ryan, who have been
the guests of Miss Gardenhire, re
turned to their home in Oklahoma
ClIy yeSleIud!'
Frank Overstreet, one of the pro
gressive farmers of Love county
was in the city yesterday on bus
mess.
Mrs. ]. H. Griffith will leave to
day to spend the holidays with hel
father, Hon. J. *. p Marshall o'
Cleveland, Tenn.
Rev. w. II. Roper, formerly pastor
of the Broadway Methodist church
but now resident of Oklahom;
City, was here yesterday on bust
ness.
Glen Coffland, who was page in the
. senate during the special session o.
the legislature which adjourned Fri
tn day, returned home yesterday morn
ed ing.
IT. Mr.. ami Mrs. Pringle of Galesbur&
ly Ill.,, who have been the guests c
DIS Mr.. and Mrs. L. S. Dolman for
ed few days, left yesterday for thei
ne home.
m Miss H. II. Hatchett of Custer Ok
ly lahoma is visiting her friend, Mrs
I'd Lathrop, on Third avenue, southwest
nd c. C. Mayo of Madill is in the cit.
ey the gest of his daughter, Mrs. San
G. Woods.
er Jess Hayes of Ravia was bus
ny ness visitor to the city yesterda.
ds F. B. Stobaugh OF Mannsville wa
so in the city yesterday on bushes
ey Bob Jones of Madill was in th
ng city yesterday.
Miss Rachel Campbell, daughtt
Co lol
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18

NOTHING MORE APPROPRIATE
FOR CHRISTMAS PRESENT THAN
A PAIR OF THOSE NICE SLIP
PERS OR JOCKEY BOOTS AT
HAMIlTON'S. 16-2
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18

Joe Williford was in the city
yesterday looking after matters Of
special interest to Santa Claus.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18
First Christian Church.

Bible School 9:45 a. m.
Sermon (morning) II a IN. Sub
iect, Like Produces Like
Evening sermon, 7:3O p. III. Sub
ject. "A Great Banquet"
Everybody welcome.
H. G. CONNELLY.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18

Mixed sweet pickles in bulk, and
genuine queen olives stuffed and
plain, at Clarks c. O. ID. Store
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18
Broadway Methodist Church.

Broadway METHODIST Church.
Usual services today, with preach
ing at both hours by the pastor
At the evening hour the theme
will be "Retribution After Forgive
ness" Sunday School at 9:45 Ep-
worth League at p. M; public
worship at II a. IN and at 7:30 p. IN.
G. b. WINTON,
Pastor
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18
Good Christmas Present.

Box DeWitt's Experience 5 cent
cigar; Major Reno, 10 cent cigar
1876
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18

Hot house lettuce, fresh every day
at Shuman's Flower Shop, 315 West
Main st. 5tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18

Has your cook discovered the Kar-
avan coffee at Clark's c. o. D. Store
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18
Good Christmas Present.

Box DeWitts Experience . cent
cigar; Major Reno, 10 cent cigar.
1876
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18
Good Christmas Present.

Box DeWitt's Experience CEN
cigar; Major Reno, 10 cent cigar.
1876
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18

The famous Climax brand or
canned goods at Clark's c. o. ID.
Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18

See those doll beds at Fraley's plan
ing mill. 1875
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18

VYyHo wants a dwelling? Union
w Loan G. Inv. Co. Phone 329.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18
Catholic Church.

Holy mass will be read at ten
o'clock, followed by Sunday School.
Sermon during mass. Everybody in
vited.
FIR. JAMES J. WALLRAPP.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18

Born, to DR.. and Mrs. Garnett
Johnson, a daughter.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18

(|S|||I|s|I1
Sane Santa Claus
SUGGESTIONS
When you are buying presents, re-
member that shoes make mighty good
ones.
FOR MEN
House Slippers, SIPS up.
Indian Moccasins, $1.75.
Silk Hose, SOC and $1.00.
Box Guaranteed Sox, $3.50 to
$500.
Dancing Pumps, So.
Full Dress Shoes, $500 up.
Hunting Boots, $3.50 up.
FOR WOMEN
Party Slippers, $500 up.
Warm Slippers, $1.o0 up.
Box "Everwear Hose" 81 ard
$500 Guaranteed months)
Slipper Ornaments, 25c to $500.
Rhinestone and others.)
Indian Mocassins.
FOR BOYS
Rough Rider Boots, $500 to
$3.50.
Dancing Pumps, $500.
House Slippers, $1.o0.
Xmas Box" Everwear, $500.
FOR GIRLS
Bootees, $500 up.
Indian Slippers, SIPS.
Warm House Slippers, $1.oo up.
Kersey Legsins, Csc up.
School Penants, $1.00.
FOR LITTLE FOLKS
Bootees, $500.
CoIored Top Shoes, $1.00 up.
Curly Bear Lessns (alI colors)
Beaded Moccasins.
No Trouble to Show Goods
!. w. KRUGER
The Shoe Filter
Day SEE OUR WINDOWS I'D
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18
Carving Sets.

Don't fail to see those carving
sets at
STEVENS, KENNERLY
l5tf & SPRAGINS co.
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SANTA CLAUS HEADQUARTERS
Toys, Dolls, Christmas Novelties.
Our prices are right.
lOWENSTEIN'S 5 and 10c STORE
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-18
FOR WOMEN
FOR BOYS

Rough Rider" Boots, $500 to
$3.50.
Dancing Pumps, $500.
House Slippers, $1.o0.
Xmas Box" EverWear, $500.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1910-05-14

buildings, special cabinet work and
bank and once fixtures. once and fac.
tory at 1894 North Ada street, and
4lO-420 Carroll avenue.
~
Old Style Lager Is now one Of Chi.
Cages most popular beers and the
business Of the @. Heileman Brewing
Company. which in Chicago 10 under
the able and popular management Of
w. J. Welbaskey. is increasing at Q
rapid rate.
No better place In Chicago for pic.
nics, festivals and parties Of all kinds
than u Jac,es Koixe'a beautiful Elec.
tric Park at the corner Of irving Parl
boulevard and Northwest cath street
Roads treated with Liquid Asphalt.
and roads built with Liquid Asphalt
Binder. are Q demonstrated success
Booklet and specifications can be had
at the Indian Refining Company. at
4l3 Teutonic Building. Col. w. H.
Baldwin 10 the Chicago agent for this
big company.
Tho business men who want the best
desks and ONCE 0ttings 90 to Reveil's
II you can't be suited at Revell's you
can't be suited anywhere.
~
w. Kolacek 4 Co. at $50. SCI. 56a
and 565 Blue Island avenue. IL one
Of the foremost department stores in
the city. Everything In the line Of
merchandise at the lowest prices. West
Siders should remember Kolacek's
when looking for real bargains.
The Paragon Boiler Compound ID
the peer Of all others now on the mar.
ket. Sidney McCloud. Manager. $751;
Cornell avenue.
49,
The safest department store 10 the
~ to-day 10 The Fair. Il hss road
,islss and ever convenience for the
,ublic.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1910-05-14
SLAIN IN FREIGHT CAR.

Sleeping Companion IL Seriously In.
JuPcd-TvO Arrested.
Hank Davis was found dead. with
his skull crushed in, and Mike McCor.
mick insensible from severe scalp
wounds. In box car Of Cotton Belt
freight train when II stopped at .Ches.
ter the other morning. A large mon.
key wrench covered with blood and
hair was found In the car. Mccormick
said he and Davis get In the car at
Thebes and went to sleep. when he
regained consciousness. he says. he
found he had been injured and Davis
had been killed. Mccormick says he
has a brother. Joe Mccormick, living
at $500 South Chicago avenue, Chica.
60. He may recover. Two negro sus.
poets were arrested at Coulterville.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1910-05-14

for an enjoyable time. The best place
in Chicago for holding picnics and
festivals, etc. Henry J. Kolze, the
popular former County Commissioner,
Is the proprietor.
The Rienzi Cafe and Garden. 1900
Diversey boulevard. corner Evanston
avenue and Clark street, Is one Of the
most pleasant and enjoyable resorts
in the city. It IL first class In every
respect, conducted in most respect.
able and orderly fashion, and patron.
lied by the very best class Of people,
Concert every evening and Sunday
afternoon.
The largest lumber yards In the
world are those Of the Edward Hines
Lumber Company. Everything In the
way Of lumber can be bought there.
The main ofices Of this great concern
are on Lincoln street. Just south Of
Blue Island avenue.
~o(A
One Of the foremost concerns Of its
kind In Chicago Is the Lake Building
Material Company. p" Everything In tho
way Of lime. cement. rubble, crushed
stone. plasters, lath. sand. sewer pipe.
etc.. Is handled by this big Arm. Matt.
A. Mueller Is president, John Colon.
biewski Is treasurer. and +. Withall
10 secretary. once and yards are at
2l44 West 47th street.
%~
Remember Breen 4 Kennedy are the
sole proprietors Of tho famous Mary.
land Reserve Pure Rye Whlskey. rec.
osnixed ny everybody 40 the best On
the market.
~9A
For badges. buttons and signs Of oil
kinds 20 to Gerashty 4 Co. Of La Sale
street.
~
Schweixer 3 West Mig. Co.. con.
tractors and builders. are the people
to 20 to for nns interior finish for
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1910-05-14
Items from All Over the
State of Matters of In.
tereSt to Our Readers.
Happenings of the Week from Cairo
to Chicago Carefully Com.
piled for Busy Men.
FORMER GOVERNOR DEAD.

.. l.. Beveridgc was Illinois Execa.
tlveJ Grandfather Of scuIptrcss.
John l.. Beveridge, Governor Of I'LL
nois for two terms after the Civil War
and grandfather of Miss Kuhne Bever.
idge, the sculptress, and of Ray Bev.
eridge. famed as one of the most beau.
tiful women In the country. Is dead at
his home In Hollywood, near Los An.
geles, Cal. He was SO years old.
Death was due to pleurisy and old age.
He had been III for four weeks. For.
mer Governor Beveridge went to Cali.
fornia fifteen years ago and has since
made his ZONE in Hollywood. where
he had large property interests. He
is survived by son. Philo J. Bever.
idge. and a daughter. Mrs. Samuel
B. Rolard, both Of Chicago. His chill.
dren were at his bedside when the end
came
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1910-05-14
HA0LETS.
Popular Former Alderman

Never argue with q man who can
talk louder than you.
~6A
Mrs. Theodore Roosevelt never does
much talking. Al q suffragist she
would be complete failure.
AZ
Kentucky raises more hemp than
any state In the Union, and yet she
has substituted the electric chair for
the gallows.
.~e~
The movement to cultivate vacant
lots 10 q commendable one. They
should certainly be able to raise some.
thing better than crop Of oyster and
tomato cans.
A chemical analysis shows that 10
per cent of q cup Of tea Is water. This
does not refer to boarding house tea,
which contains even a greater percent
age Of water.
"A ,.,...
The national House Of Representa-.
tives has passed q bill creating an art
commission which shall exercise pow.
ers Of supervision over the esthes!c
side Of such work Of the government
a. the erection OF public buildings.
the placing Of statues and other mon.
uments. and the laying out OF pub.
lie parks. The lack OF such body
IL apparent In almost every American
city.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1910-05-14
Refused 10 Answer Census.

Two men and one woman were held
In Springfield to answer In the United
States District Court for refusal to
answer questions OF the census emu
merators. Warrants were called for
after Census Supervisor w. j. Butler
had secured instructions from Wash.
ingtOn.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1910-05-14
BUSINESS NOTES.

For the finest tailoring at moderate
prices 80 to Tanner 4 Conley. Reaper
block. They stand In the front ranks
Of Chicago's leading tailora Tuxedos
and full dress suits can b rented.
Kolse's fine Electric Park at the
corner OF Irving Park boulevard and
N. e4th avenue. 10 the place to 20
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1910-05-14
Illinois Lines Are Active.

Representatives Of three electric rail.
way lines have been In Harrisburg
looking over the field with a view Of
entering that city. They are: The
Murphysboro 4 Southern Illinois.
which Is at present engaged In build.
Ing line from Murphysboro to Car.
bondale; the Egyptian Traction Com.
pany. which Is planning a line from
Murphysboro to Evansville. Ind. and
the Illinois OIL & Ccal Belt. The lat.
ter now has its surveyors ut work 10.
eating route.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1910-05-14

While attempting to cross the Chi
cago. Burlington and Quincy tracks In
Mendoza. Mrs. Louise Kresier was
killed by the Denver Limited. 1t Is
supposed her foot caught In the cross.
Ing planks. Three years ago her faith.
err. William Nolan. met death In .
similar manner at the same crossing.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1910-05-14
"Drys" Win In Recount,

The recount OF ballots cast at the To-
cal option election In Rock Falls
showed the town went dry by ma.
jority, Just as returned by the election
judges. Attorneys for the "wets"
have begun an attack on the legality
of the petition and the form OF ballot.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1910-05-14

While at work at Madison colliery.
west OF Herrin. Ed Mitchell, a negro.
was shot and seriously wounded by a
man supposed to be q foreigner. Fif.
teen No. 9 shot were picked from the
negroes body. This IL the fourth shoot.
Ing scrape for Williamson County. In
week. and two Of them have been
fatal.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1910-05-14
Wealthy Baliooni.t ON Trial.

William Assman. wealthy mem.
Der OF the Aero Club of st. Louis, In
order to qualify as balloon pilot.
assembled alone and later passed over
Winchester. He was to remain In the
air all night.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1910-05-14
Rich Poultry Dealer Dies.

G. N. ID. Legg, owner OF the G. NJ,
ID. Legg Poultry Company Of Sterling,
died at his home In Boston, Mass. He
was the largest independent poultry
dealer In the world and was several
times millionaire.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1910-05-14
Fever Close. Churche..

An epidemic OF scarlet fever In
Shannon. has resulted In the schools
and churches being closed.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1910-05-14

TsSms EIgsn Asylum Reform.
Determined to carry into execution
the policies OF patient labor and sepa.
ration OF acute and chronic insane. DR..
Sidney ID. Wilgus. newly appointed su.
perintendent Of the Elgin State Hos
pital. reached Elgin the other morn.
Ing and assumed charge Of the insti.
tuition.
Fly Wheel Dursts and Kills Man.
A fly wheel In the power house OF
the Steger plano factory. Steger. burst.
instantly killing Chief Engineer
George A. Kew. The wheel which
burst was the six foot fly wheel OF
the auxiliary engine. which 10 run
during the noon hour while the main
engine 10 at rest.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1910-05-14

Schweizer 4 West Mig. Co.. con.
tractors and builders. are the people
to 20 to for fne interior finish for
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1910-05-14

The Paragon Boiler Compound ID
the peer Of all others now on the mar.
ket. Sidney McCloud. Manager. 1851
Cornell avenue.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1910-05-14

The ssfsst department store 10 ths
~ to-day 10 The Fair. Il has ',eoad
,ialss and ever convenience for thl
3ubllc.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1910-05-14

For badges, buttons and signs Of oil
kinds 60 to Gerashty 4 Co. Of La Sale
street.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-11-09
Thrse Of a Kind.

DuprcZ the great but i'll favored
the Grand Opera House in Paris with
the baritone Baroilhrt. who was not
an Apollo either. They happened to
meet Pcrrot, the dancer. Il man of very
so ugly that manager once said he
could never engage pcrrot unless for
the Jardiu DIES Ilantes geological gar
dcnSI. as he engaged no monkeys.
Pcrrot told them the story. and
when Duprcz laughed nj him Perrot
said: WHY. surely you need not laugh.
If | am ugly | am certainly not so
ugly as either of you"
you monkey" said Duprcz, this
difference shall soon he settled" And
seeing stranger pass who appeared
TO be II gentleman. Monsieur" said he
''wil you he so good rs 10 arhitrate
In n little difference Of opinion be
tween u.s.
with pleasure" said the stranger,
"if | can"
We'll" said Dunrcz. Just look nj
us and say whom you consider To he
the ugli"st Of the three" ~
The gentleman looked for same time
from one to the other and then said.
"GcntlcmcE. ! give II NJ; | cannot
possibly decide" and went away roar
Ing with laughter.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-11-09
Better Late Than Not at All.

The paStCr of the little country church
bad been much annoyed 10y having the
members of his congregation struggle
In long after the service had begun
One Sunday morning. when llc felt that
further forhcarInce with this fault was
inrosSiblc. he decided to rcbuke some
conspicuous offender. About twenty
minutes later than the proper hour
there entered mild hammered little
woman. one of the regular attendants
of the church. but quite mcorrigiblc in
her tardincHS. The minister looked up.
fixed her with his spactaclgs and re.
marked: ......
Sister, yoG are very nnca hcaind
time. hope You will not b. so late In
getting into beaver"
The little woman looked up. smiled
sweetIy unh without II trace of confn-
sion replied blacidly:
II shan't care about that. doctor. so
long AZ ! get there"
And now the pastor feels that the
smile that went round the church some
how spoiled the effectiveness Of his
rcprimand. New York Tribune.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-11-09
Rachel,s Onion.

| was amused by the observations of
u retired actress who sat beside me ut
the Conservative examinations and in
an undertone thought aloud as the
recitatiOns went on
why SO much weeping and wiring
ing of the hands," she said of Il can
didate attempting Andromaque. How
she spells her nice young face in at
tempting to force tears from her eyes.
At this distance nobody could scent an
onion in her pocket handkerchief.
Rachel resorted to that trick in
Adrienne l.ecouvreur.' and the tears
flowed freely without facial contor-
tions ! heard 1t said that as she left
the stage she gave the onion she held
to Prince Napoleon To eat in salad ana
that he did so."-I'aris Letter to Lon
don Truth