Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-27

lie looked in milliner's window
md saw Hats reduced" Great
Scott" said he to himself. What was
:heir original size?"
Prue-Do you think he was sincere
when he said he loved you? Dolly
I'm sure of it. He looked too foolish
20 be making believe.
Mrs. Knieker-Do you let Bridget
eat with the family? Mrs. Booker
Yes; it's much cheaper than to have
aer eat with the policeman-Puck.
That clerk of yours seems to be
hard worker" Yes; that's his spe-
sialty" What. working?" No
seeming Philadelphia Ledger.
She'll never have another photo.
graph taken. He-Why not? She
II it looks like me don't like it, and
II it flatters me my friends don't like
1t.
And is Your milk pasteurized?"
asks the prospective customer of the
dairyman. Sure" he replies. MY
BOYS pasturize the cows every morn.
ing"
Jones made an awful big hit at
.he banquet the other night" rs that
so?' Yes; he was called on for a
speech and refused. Detroit Free
Press.
Him-You're the only girl / ever
owed. Her-That's interesting but
.mmaterial. What l want to know is.
am l the only girl you're ever going
10 love?
Wilt fly with me??" asked the ar
dent swain. "All depends" answered
The practical girl. rs that a pro.
posal, or merely an invitation to go
hviating?"
Madge- Edith is surely not going TO
marry that living skeleton of a man.
Hes nothing but skin mad bones. Tess
Why not? He'll make her a rafting
lusband.-Boston Transcript.
The young man who called on me
llst night says there is a fool in every
family Was he trying to advance
that as a reason why we should take
him into s?"-Houston Post.
Now, then. children" said the
teacher, what is it we want most in
.,his world to make us perfectly hap.
$y?' The things we amt gotr" shout
I'd the bright boy in the back seat -
st. Louis News.
Il wish l were an ostrich" said
Hicks angrily, as he tried to eat cns
Of his wife's biscuits, but couldn't. Il
wish you were returned Mrs Hicks:
'Id get few feathers for my hat"
Musical Courier.
These ere flying machines and
Sireless kilograms wonderful. aIn't
u, Mike?" "'Tis that All, Tim, afore
we're old men we shall be able to
travel round the world without leavin'
ONE The Sketch.
And how old are you. little grip"
Six And how is ii you are out
walking without your mammal" "Oh,
mamma doesn't so in for exercise.
Really, we have very little in com,
mon. Houston Chronicle.
do you believe in the Darwiniau
theory Il am inclined to go further
than Darwin did" answered Miss
Cayenne, and believe that some mem
bers of our species have started on
4 return trip. Washington Star.
Hewitt took the suffragette pa
rade three hours to pass a given point.
Jewett-Were there many women in
line? Hewitt--Not so very many, but
they had to halt every time they ap-
preached dry goods store.-Cbicago
News.
Ethel (confdentially) DO yon
know, Clara, that / had two offers OF
marriage last week? Clara with en-
thusiasm oh, | am delighted, dear!
Then the report is really true that
your uncle left you his money?-Pick-
Me-Up.
I am dissatisfied with your account
Of my discovery declared the seien-
list. Il told you that it would be inn
possible to exaggerate the Importance
OF this discovery Weli!' said the
reporter. You didn't try."-Louis-
vile Courier-Journal
You can't run newspaper that
will absolutely please everybody" said
the editor. "No," replied the old sub
scriber; "a mans opinion of the fash
ion page is usually pretty much the
same as his wife's opinion Of the
sporting section. w Washington Star
Rory" said the minister, Il hear
We were at Dunlop's kirk on Sunday
last Not that ! object, ye ken, but
ye widna yersel like yer ain sheep
strayin' away into strange pastures"
Il widna care, sir said Rory, IF Il
was better grass. Boston Transcript.
I'm afraid my husband Is develop
ing the gambling instinct" sobbed the
bride. Whats the matter, dear? Has
he been playing poker?" mo, but veg
terday he offered to match pennies
With brother Frank TO determine which
one should pay the car fare."-Detroit
Free Pres9.
Saylor-Van Janter's big apartment