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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02
DEsERET EVENING NEWS FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 1910

troit has accomplished grand work for
the city, and not by any means IN the
direction of hunting for leaks and vast
cs and looking FOR defects of character
ana conduct OF crimnality In public
officials. All that kind ~ houseclean-
ing has been left To others To whom
such duties belong. white the business
men united 10 beat the world I'm the
DEVELOPMENT Of an industry which had
future when they took II up, and
they have succeeded"
The united efforts of the citizons and
business organizations OF Detroit
brought success. Had they been III
vlded and engaged in internecine war
fare, as in salt Lake. the result would
have been different Where one class
preys upon the other there can be no
rapid progress
Further the people NJ Detroit were
united on the question ~ establishing
manufactures Those are city build
ing institutions ny providing employ
ment for labor the right kind Of people
~ attracted Detroit could never have
been built up on "stockadcs' horse
racing. gambling. ana similar business.
These also draw q certain element, but
not home builders The people OF De-
troit have demonstrated what united
effort in the right direction win do. We
commend theii success To- the earnest
contemplation Of those who without
considering the consequences, are Civ
ing aid and comfort Co FOOLS and knavos
that publish ISLANDERS and thereby drive
men and women, capital and enterprise
away from Utah
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02
HEALTH As 4 PUBLIC ASSET.
New York world

New YORK World.
The Pennsylvania state Board u
Health reports that the expenditure
OF $3.OO000O I'm four years IN the M
tcrest Of the public health has re-
suited In saving S23.0O0,O0O TO the
commonwealth This is conservation
OF a most desirable quality II goes to-
ward maintaining those greatest re-
sources OF a state which lie in "A peo-
pie rich IN physical and mental Welt
being. The Pennsylvania board mas
fought diphtheria effectively with anti
toxin. II has reduced the death-rate
from consumption. "the white plague
from 1874 10 100 per 1000. and X
about 20 do better by adding two new
tuberculosis colonies 10 the one now
IN operation. IL has cut tho typhoid
rate in half 10y shutting of fever
breeding nuisances IN streams, open
drains and unsanitary premises.
When DR. Wiley was reminded In
Washington saturday Of commercial
interests involved under the rigor Of
his pure-food ruling, II don't give
a hang" said he, for the business
world What l care for Is the health
Of the people" As the Pennsylvania
board shows Ms I'm figures, public good
health - a public asset.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02
JUST FOR FUN

Pulsatilla--well I suppose YOU and
Harold have kissed and made up.
Sullingia-No, indeed, We've made
up hrst.-Chtcago Tribune.
Belle-Nelle. dear. may / introduce
you TO my fance?
Nellie--Delighted TO meet you, sir. All
of your predecessors have been such
bully fellows-C1eveland Leader.
Era-Nothng very serious about her.
Stella--I should say not II that
woman knew the world was coming 20
an end next week. II would be just Ike
her TO write to a newspaper. asking
what to do for Observation-Disclosures
Bazaar
with sudden cry Ciorinda fell on
his neck.
Then you love me!" he eostatically
murmured
NO she coldly replied as she finally
straizhtened up You are quite mis-
taken got my feet skcwed I'm this
ding blistered hobble skirt"-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
'grhe man who has Just left us says
he makes his living by the pen"
80 he does"
lie doesn't look like a literary char
acter."
He Isn't. Hes the warden OF state
prison baltimore American.
The Iowa woman whose husband
"struck her In the coliseum" can sym
pathize with tho Boston man who was
shot in the gas house
And both OF them can afford 10 give q
little pathetic consideration to the Chi
cago girl who was tanning on her
vacation ."-Clevcland Plain Dealer.
'Scuse me. ma am" said the hobo
to the lady at the front door, "can
yous spare poor beggar copper
certainly answered the lady and
turning TO a speaking tube, she called;
Jane. send that policeman you have
"'rherc Is no use talking about IT,
said the stern old maiden aunt with a
snap OF her firm mouth. when two
silly folks like YOU put your heads into
the matrimonial nooso"---
Yes. aunty?"
You ought to hang together - BAL
timorc American.
Here's a man returns TO his wife
after an absence Of twenty years"
what excuse did he give for stay
ing away all that time?'
said he couldn't get the sample
matched. Washington Herald
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02
PREACHER AND HIS PAY.


The minister who last week gave up
the pulpit for the stage was not the
first of his profession to take the step,
but he is the first 20 enter comic
opera and also the first TO take his
wife into It with him. Earlier cleri-
cal Venturers into the drama have
generally protested high intellee-
tual ambition in the direction of
Shakespeare.
The newest convert to the footlights
was not only minister but the son of
a minister. Yet one may we'll doubt
the authenticity OF his cali" Music
seems to have been a stronger In
fiuence with him than theology. A still
stronger influence appears to have
been the necessity OF earning an ade-
quate living-a feat OF ever increas-
ing difficulty, as It would seem. In the
ministry The salary was too low. The
increased cost of living has hit the
pulpit as well as the pews.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02

he met were about the sire and shape
Of goose eggs, but colored according
To their characters. Blue souls, TOR
example were supcrstitiOus. req,
bloodthirsty; white. uncultured. hlgh
livcrs had pink bands or dots on me
soul egg hell: humorista we're green.
and brown souls were deceptive ana
not 10 be trusted a mass meeting OF
assorted souls must look like "a coll
lection Of Easter eggs n Mr.. Ruchcn-
guhl's facts are reliable lie Is re-
lating his experience In "A lecture tour
of the middle West and apparently
is expecting TO keep soul and body TO-
gethcr with the proceeds
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02
\ STUBBORN GENERAL"

There Is a London dispatch that says
that General" Booth. the aged COM
mandcr OF the Salvation Army, refuses
10 see his daughter. Mrs. Katherine
Bo0th-Clibborn. though she Is in want
and. with her children, is suffering Tor
the neccssdries Of life II there is any
truth in this story, the old General"
needs to be saved" before no breaches
salvation to anyone else. Someone
ought TO wake him up and TO the oc-
compartment OF brass horns and drums,
shout IN his ear the word Of the Apos-
tie: IF any provide not for his own,
and especially for those Of his own
house, he hath denied the faith. and
Il worse than an infidel"
According 10 the story the girl was
once marshal" in the army" Her
husband General Clibborn. became
infatuated with the teachings Of Dowie
in Chicago and publicly acclaimed him
as Elijah H." Later Clibborn Joined
Dowie's colony at Zion. but became
helpless through Illness Booth has
never, IL Is said. forgiven his daughter
for following her husband In apostasy
We DO not know what there il TO this
story that has found its way into the
papers on both sides of the Atlantic, but
II 1t Is true, the old man, who must
soon appear before the bar of eternal
justice should not forget that only
those who are merciful have any claim
to mercy
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02

Many of the Moros having been
'pacihed' It viii now be necessary
TO pacif, a lot Of the natives of
Nueva Vizcaya province, Luzon. why
is Il that these fellows refuse 10 stay
pacihcd9
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02

In good condition ana the strain at one
time apprehonded has been averted by
the changed conditions.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02
SOULS LIKE EASTER Eggs.


a gentleman who ia his mundane
existence goes under the name OF
Hcrmanus Ruabcnguhl left his body
in a St Louis boarding house. he
says. and went travelling in his I'M
clad soul. He reports an enjoyable trip
and a very sociable time with kindred
spirits with whom he hobnobbed
~.Nfl. ~ Ni9 tourney All the souls
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02

alfred Austin has written another
tpcm." Says an exchange Had IL
desired To- boz accurate. the exchange
would have said that Alfred Austin
had written some more verses
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02

when lght fingered gentleman
touches" ore, he feels as though the
heavy hand of afliction had been laid
up0n him.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02

The insurgents" are assuming tho
sizc ~ an army with banners. with
Colonel Roosevelt at their head.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02

Nothing is palmer or truer than that
without mother and father "a child
cannot succeed IN this world. In fact
could not enter II.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02

Is there any connection between the
proposed rise I'm the price OF milk and
the scarcity Of water?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02

There are SO many currents In poll
times are awry
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02

a trustee has escaped from tho
ogden jail. Put not your trust in
prisoners
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02

one weaIies sooner In tho pursuit n
pleasure than in the pursuit OF almost
anything else
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02

The divorce questionable YOU secure
it In Reno and how long did you have
to live there?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02

sunny Jim" Is a shining mark for
those who do not like the regular
routine.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02

he thinks of heaven and the more OF
earth.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02

while President Taft lays corner
stone others are busy laying wires
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02

After September 1 straw hats do
not tell which way the wind blows.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02

To take advantage Of fashion notes
II is necessary TO have hank notes.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02
Money is the greatest lInguist.

Money is the greatest linguist
Necessity is the mother Of patches
Hobble skirts are genuine lmpedl-
menta.
Chickens will come home to roost and
go away To lay.
our friends sometimes forget us but
our enemies never.
\ lazy man and a street corner loaser
always stand pat
Is the new nationalisn" something
new under the sun?
Sometimes IL Is wise for wise man
60 do a seemingly foolish thing
To take advantage Of fashion notes
Il is necessary TO have hank notes.
After September / straw hats do
not tell which way the wind blows.
while President Taft lays a corner
stone others are busy laying wires.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02

Sometimes IL is wise for a wise man
TO do a seemingly foolish thing.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02

Is the "new nationalism" something
new under the sun?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02

our friends sometimes forget us but
our enemies never
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02

\ lazy man and street corner loaeer
always stand pat
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02

Chickens viii come home to roost and
go away To lay.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02

Ena-Nothing very serious about her.
Stella--I should say not IT that
woman knew the world was coming 20
an end next week. II would be just Ike
her 10 write to a newspaper. asking
what to do for arpers
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-02

Here's a man returns 10 his wife
a fter an absence Of twenty years"
what excuse did he give for stay
ing away all that time2"
said he couldn't got the sample
matched washington Herald.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-13
w. Matthaei

4O5 Paxton Block u. 1891
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-13
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EYE SPECIALIST

] TAKE PLEASURE in announcing that
have established myself AT room 4O5 Pax
ton block, with a full line Of optical goods
Am prepared TO do expert eye testing, re-
pairing and adjusting OF transits and levels
az formerly done by me at Wurn optical
Company. My experience with the leading
manufacturers Of Europe in this line Of in
struments assures the best Of service for
my patrons.
] will be pleased to demonstrate the
above and for reference I can name the
city and county engineers or railroads lead
ing into Omaha.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-13
BIRTHS AND DEATHS.

Births-W s. Boring. 18th and Dorces
girl; Michael Koory 1915 South Fifteenth
girl; Charles D. Blrkett, 2l11 Jones' girl;
Frank Cancer 1925 S. Fourteenth, girl.
Deaths-Mrs Mary Queenan, st. Joseph's
hospital 45; Martha J. Comar, Omaha Cen
eral hospital, 46; Hampton Watson, 957
North 9Th 20; Richard Thomas, County
hospital a.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-13
BUSINESS CHANCES

QUALIFIED Statesmen with of
fices, desirous of representing
rated manufacturers in New
York and New Jersey; bank
references furnished. Leon M.
Berkowitz, 1872 Broad Street,
Newark, n. j.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-13

II Iron and Wire
PnCP Champion Fence Co.
18th g. Jackson SITS. Tel ~ 1890
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-13
EDUCATIONAL
EVERYTHING FOR WOMEN

ARSENIC and IRON complexion waters
makes clear, white skin. BY mail soc and
tLOO. Sherman & Mcconnell Drug Co,
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-13
80 &z6 EerybodXnaaQ> = 4>.@sm a
80 6A&V N8RE5ee Want ADJ 8SzzSzsss rySaaH
BUSINESS CHANCES

DENTIST-Wanted IN a good southern
Minnesota town; good opening for first
class workman; one who plays band in
strumert preferred. Write Secretary Com
mercial club. Peterson. MINI.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-13

Want ads tor The Nee may he left
at any Sf the following DRUG stores
one ta your "corneF druEEist'--they
are all branch offices for The Zee
ana your al will be inserted Just as
promptly and on the same rates ns at
che Rasia offieo In The Bee BnIIhInE,
Seventeenth and FarnaIn sfreetr'
Albacn, w. c.. tOth and Farustn
Beranck, 3. A.. i4O7 s. 10th ar.
Beoht Pharmacy, 10 s. 10Th p.
BenSon pharmacy, Benson, Neb.
Blake Bradlsh, fs16 sherman Ave.
SnnEhlint e. 2, etn and Pierce sts.
Clifton I'M Pharmacy, 22l3 Military Ave
cTisssy PhSirmseyt.A nae ~ ath aHd and Lake
SsSmak. Emil isS..s 3 i iatS @ q.
Eoatsr Eo'sts Arnold. Ri 3 f;"EsnSSTts Is X StS s.
EErsytsg John Z; iea n Nth So
SdmSS ESE PbaErsey SS TS5spSs tS SSa fSS fSso
Green's Pharmacy, Park Ave and Pacific
Greenough. 9. A. 1O6 8. 10th g.
Hayden, %iiiaIa NJ a. O. !O's assS sGs Farnsm HSmOT &
Hoist, John, sl4 u. istn st.
H5Hn. a. L, a9A Leayenworth g. 81.
King, II. g., Stss FaTnam Tn s ST -N
tkountze Place Pharmacy, 500 n: Ath
Rparss; pa.; Fred l.. 9Cls Central Blvd
Lathrop Charles e. 1874 N. Nth ST.
Peyton I. E. &th and Leavenworth Sts,
Saratoga Drug Co., 2lth and Amss Ave
and Chicago Sta
schaefer, August, essi N 10th ST.
Schmidt, ]. H., Ath and Cunning SITS.
Walnut Hin Pharmacy, 10th and Cunning.
Walton Pharmacy, Goth and Grace SITS.
Wirth o. H.. 10Th and Hamilton SITS.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-13

CASH RATES ron WANT ADS.
REGULAR CLASsIFTCATION - One
Insertion, L 1-2 cents peg woFd sad
cent per word fer each subse0uent
Insertion. Each insertion made on
Sdd days, L Ia cents per wOTdB $3.50
per uns Der month.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-13
AUTOMOBILES
lContlnuedl
AUTO REPAIRING

Az III hJH HAlhlNG
THE kind that satisfies"
We don't guess at the
trouble" we know II.
After examining your car
that counts-"TINNERS"
and Thinkers" that
pose as auto repair men
INCREASE your cost OF
"UPKEEP" instead OF
"LESSENING" it, why
bother with them? We
can do the work RIGHT"
at the same price. WE
ARE EXPERTS, it's no
side line" with us, it's
our PRACTICAL every day
work, AND REMEMBER
we keep a car for emerg-
ency calls, if you break
down" call us, we are al
ways "on the job" when
wanted, Douglas 1891.
The Paxton-M Mitchell Co..
231S Harney St.
Storage, Used Cars,
Diamond Tires"
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-13
FURNACES AND REPAIRS

NEW FURNACES, water fronts. tank
Douglas st. Omaha Stove Repair Works
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-13

OWNER OF valuable patented property
Cripple Creek will give One-fOurth inter
est to anyone who will furnish capital to
sink shaft to shipping depth, good vein
and contact close TO mill. r. Halliwell, 1874
W. 10th Ave, Denver colo.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-01-20
NOT THROUGH
WITH THE THEFT
Workhouse Sentence Did Not Settle
the Score Fully.

After having been arrested and
sentenced TO sixty days in the work.
house for stealing $40 and a revolver
from Tony Sawslip, to which charge
he pleaded guilty at the time, Nunzio
Arneli, an Italian who is employed
at the Erie transfer was today made
defendant In n suit TO garnlshee his
wages In the court OF Justice Gompf
The Italian thought that he had got
ten rid of all liability for the theft,
when he served his workhouse SEN
tence but 'he an from whom he
stole was too crafty.
The theft was committed Mt Wads-
worth, where the TWO were em-
ployed. The thief came here and was
later arrested and taken back to
Wadsworth He admitted his guilt,
and was sentenced to the workhouse
for 60 days. He recently secured his
release and resumed his work with
the Erie.
When confronted with the law Ar
nell made no effort to evade payment
but produced $50 on the spot and
his wages were released. The case
Is the first of it's kind in local court.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-01-20
CUBANS AFTER
CHANGE IN LAW
May Make 1t Possible to
Hold Cabinet and Legis-
lative Positions.
BY limited Press Nyire

Havana. Jan. 20.---A new form OF
government for Cuba whereby sena-
tors and representatives will be al
lowed to hold cabinet positions with
out relinquishing their elective seats.
~ soon to be proposed In the house
of representatives, with good pros
poets that the change viii be effected
Because nearly al of the capable
statesmen of cuba are either IN the
house or senate. IL Is deemed lmpera-
tive that some plan be evolved where
by the standard of the cabinet may be
raised. The proposed reform Is n COM
promise between the European par
liamentary system and the represent
tative system of the United States,
after which the Cuban government is
patterned.
Eminent constitutional lawyers say
the proposed reform does not violate
the first law of the land. IL Is be-
lieved that the plan would result in
not only more competent cabinet,
but also in q more stable body as at
present leading statesmen do not care
to accept cabinet positions owing To
the insecure tenure of the latter
Many leading conservatives and Lib
erals are said to he in favor of the
change
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-01-20
INHERITS A
SNUG FORTUNE

by Dnlleu tTesS WlTes
Columbus. o.. Jan 20--Representa-
tive Lawrence /. Langdon was less
interested than anybody in the house
in the drain on the publishers of the
big approp '!atlon bill this morning,
for while u was being passed, he re-
ceived information OF n bequest that
will eventually reach between $780,
600 and $4,000. The wndfall, which
was entirely unexpected came from
an aunt, Mrs. Helen X. Smith Of
Summit, New ,rsey, who died re-
Gently The bui,i uf her estate goes
TO Langdon. part OF II directly and
the remainder on the death of his
mother, If he survives her. Langdon is
IA practlcing attorney of Lebanon.
Warren county. lie is n graduate of
the University cf Cincinnati
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-01-20
SMOKE" JOHNSON
TO FIGHT IN PARIS


New York. Jan. 20.--Articles for
a fight between Jack johnson. the
negro champion, and Joe Jeanette
to take place before sporting club
in Paris next September, Will prob.
ably be signed by George Little,
Johnson's manager and NJ. Marin
ELI, representing the Partisan sports,
today. A tentative agreement was
reached yesterday, and the signing
of articles postponed only because
the papers had not been completed.
Jeanette has already signed similar
papers for the bout.
Little yesterday closed con-
tracts for Johnson's training quart.
ers at Seal Rock pavilion. near the
Cliff house, in San Francisco. This
action Is declared 10 have been taken
as the result of definite assurance
from the West that the Jeffrles-John-
son fight would take place mt Jack
Gleason's Ocean View arena near
San Francisco.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-01-20
They Were "over.v

He was regular patron of the res
taurant. Perhaps that is why he felt
justified in making clever remarks to
the Mattresses, remarks which they
were puzzled to know how to answer.
One day, however, the smallest and
timidest girl happened TO be serving
this irritating customer, and 1t fell to
her to answer him In kind.
"I'll have some steak" he said, COM
ing In late for dinner ''and some
squash, and some Got some baked
potatoes, fine, brown baked potatoes"
Baked potatoes are all over" said
the girl.
He leaned back In his chair and
gazed at her quizzically.
Baked potatoes all over. are they?"
he replied. "All over what?"
with" she replied simply.--Youth's
Companion.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-01-20
Good Opportunities
In Real Estate

A good 2-story brick business block
on $. Main So In good location,
length of building 12O Il. Second
floor divided into 10 rooms, sanl-
tary closet ana layatory ON both
list and End noor $1,000
S0-acre farm within ) miles of
Marion ON interurban II. X. and
good pike, house, barn, grancry
and other buildings $500
A cozy home of ) rooms near Huber
shop, drilled well, filtered cistcrn
chicken park, etc. Si,1OO
A good Groom house, modern all
hut furnace, near Center st. and
Huber shop s2,35O
good 7-r0om house near steam
shovel shop this side of X. n.
Bath, layatory, sanitary closet.
hard and soft water, good ioca-
ton $4,000
A comfortable little home near the
steam shovel shops, 5 rooms, gas
for heat and light 5000
The above Is only small sample
of what | have for sale. Remem-
her, out of about 30 farms and 150
city properties viii let you have
your choice.
y~w - -
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-01-20
STATES SHOULD
ACT TOGETHER

Washington. Jan. 1g.--With the
submission of series of resolutions
to the governors conference as n
basis of uniform action among the
states, the convention on uniform
laws called by the national Civic
Federation, came to an end here
this afternoon.
The resolutions call for action on
water powers, court procedure, for
est laws. workngmen's compensa-
ton, child labor. sale of narcotics
and habit-forming drugs execution
and probation of Wills, transfer of
real estate, Insurance code, vital
statistics. the practice of medicine,
taxation, municipal accounts. pub
lie accounts and mining laws.