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Guest" and "Boarder" Different.

HOT SPRINGS. Ark, November 3d.
Because Hot Springs jury has dis
agreed as to what constitutes the diff
ference between hotel guest" and a
"boarder" seventeen persons must wait
before it is decided whether they can
secure reparation for personal effects
destroyed in a recent hotel fire. The
court held that a guest might re-
cover the value Of property burned, but
a "boarder" was not so privileged.
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"The Country Bow"

THE Country Boy which comes to the
Columbia Theater next week, is described
as a play Of real life and stirring human
interest. Among the players are Frank
Jamison. Alfred Cooper, Charlotte Lang
don, Mrs William Butler. Charlotte Ives,
II. Dudley Hawley, Charlotte I.andon,
George A. Wright. Madeline Hazlett,
George Schaeffer, Nellie Fillmore, Paul
Durand, John Webster, Ethel Clayton and
Harrison Fowler
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Girls From Happyland."

Girls From Happyiand'' is the title Of
the show at the :Gayety Theater next
week. Billy Watson has musical crea-
ton which he calls 1.-The Gay Modiste."
The foyer of the Grand Opera in Paris
is one of the scenes. Beautiful ensembles
and original effects will be in evidence.
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BYRON CHAIR INSTITUTED.
Ambassador Reid Delivers Address
At Nottingham College.

NOTTINGHAM. England. November
30.-The Byron chair Of English litera-
ture was inaugurated yesterday at Not
bingham College. 1t was made the oc-
CASTOR Of a notable gathering. presided
The American ambassador to Great
Britain, Whitelaw Reid. delivered the
principal address.
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Majestic.

The feature program for next week,
not yet announced by the management
Of the Majestic, promises to be up to the
standard. A strong vaudeville is in
process of selection. and the majestic
graph will be provided with subjects of
more than ordinary interest.
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Curves"

Chase's will next week celebrate base
ball week, the greatest in polite vaude-
vile history, by presenting Christy
Mathewson, the famous pitcher, and
Chief" Meyers, the big Indian catcher Of
the New York Giants, with May Tully,
the musical coincidence, in Bozeman Bull
gers base ball farcical comedy, Curves"
kranzman and White. will present Eff
teen Minutes of Musical Foolishness. >"
James Young will present representations
from Shakespeare. Hamlet" "Shylock"
and Marc Antony" The Charles Ahearn
troupe of cycling comedians. Dora Romeo
the gypsy violiniste, and other notable
specialists In comedy, dancing and music
will contribute to program which closes
with The Actors Fund Field Day." pic
torially reproduced. showing prominent
theatrical people In field sports.
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Free Lecture on Christian Science

christian Science will be the subject
of lecture Sunday afternoon at the Co
lumbia Theater at $50 o'clock. The lee
turer, Willis +. Gross, c. :. B., is a
member of the board Of Iectureship OF the
First Church of Christ, Scientist, In Bos-
ton. Mass The lecture Is free.
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"The Rosary -

The Rosary written by Edward e.
Rose expressly for Messrs. Rowland and
Clifford and produced by them, concerns
a man and a woman happily married and
surrounded with every luxury that money
and culture can secure. But the husband
is an atheist and there is Earring note
In the household harmony. Father Kelly,
a priest of the modern world, with a deep
insight into human nature, averts the
wreck which threatens the once happy
home. The play will be seen at the
Academy next week. with Mr.. Louis Shea
in the role of Father Brian Kelly.
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"Judy Forgot. ("

In Judy Forgot" Marie Cahill will In
troduce variety Of beautiful gowns and
series of song hits. A feature of the
big production made by Daniel v. Arthur
Is the chorus Of sixty. There are nine
teen musical numbers The only matinee
for this engagement Will be on Saturday.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-11-30

ssBiu" Lee an escaped convict from
MoundsvilIe penitentiary and a notorious
outlaw, was killed by a Norfolk and
Western freight train near Bluefields,
". Va, Monday night. In 1887 he killed
Thomas elaine, for which he was SEN
fenced to ninety-nine years I'm the peni-
Tertiary. He escaped and had been at
large ever since.
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To Sublet.
THE WESTMORELAND,
CALIFORNIA STREET NEAR CONNECTICUT
AVENUE.
2RooM AND PATH IT,, A 4.PAssAnH
RY THE MONTH OR YEAR:
14nooM AND S BATH raR HnNsEhE 6P
UNFURNISHED.
BY THE MONTH OR YEAR
An EXCELLENT CAFE
in THE BUILDING:
PHONE NORTH Aba
APPLY AT OFFICE;
THE WESTMORELAND.
noc9-It.20
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DANCING.

GLOvER'S 6I3 22D ST; PRIVATE LESSONS
Soc: waltz and 2 step. guar lessons: new
and Sat- evenings. 25c. Phone W. 1129.
seed ,eSu,4
ASSEMBLY DANCES EVERY SAT. EVE. NATL
Rifles Armory; dancing, $50 to Il. THE
DAvISONS' ACADEMY. 71S 9th NV. Lessons
day or Class and dance. Tues. Fri. ewes.
auoo-d esu.n
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PALMISTRY,

Mr.. DAOUD, THE WELL KNOWN PAIMIST.
His reading of your hand gives you such val
uable advice that might save you serious mis-
takes. Studios. 1922 Q st. NV. Phone y. 1880.
ocfa-ff
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Price, $4,000.

A BRICK DWELLING; AND -
STORY BRICK GARAGE. The
house contains II rooms: rooms
deep on the first floor: IL windows
opening to the south. adjoining one
OF the most attractive private resi-
dences in the fashionable north
west.
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Price, $3.50.

A 4-story brick and stone dwell
Ing with 2 bathrooms: hot water
heat. The price we quote is much
less than one could duplicate the
improvements. An out-of-town
owner wishes to dispose Of this
dwelling. which is the last piece
belonging to an estate.
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Price, $12,5OO.

A most attractive dwelling with
frontage of "a feet, facing
south; II rooms; boths; hot-wat-
er heat. The present owner wishes
to dispose of it in order to locate
in a less expensive property. He
states that the house is easily
heated in cold weather, and de-
Hghtfully cool in the summer.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05
Gen. Logan and Staff.

Just before the capture Of sav9n
nah, General Logan with two or three
of his staff entered the depot at Chi.
cago one fine morning to take a cal
east on his way to join his command
The general, being a short distance
IN advance of the others, stepped up.
en- the platform of a car and was
about to enter it, but was stopped by
IN Irishman with You viii not be
goin in there" why not, sir2" says
the general s.Bekase this is a led
lies caer and no gentlemen'l1 be goin.
in there without a Teddy There's war
sate in that caer over there, if yees
want it, the same time pointing td
It. "Yes, l see there is one seat, but
what shall do with my staff?' "Oh
oother your staff was the petulant
reply. Go you and take the safe and
stick your staff out Of the windy"
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05
"one of Those Hand Painted Suburbs"

edges till it looks quite poetic, but
that doesn't make him q George O..
Khayyam.
Not at all.
The trouble with Bunch is that his
home folks have swelled his chest to
such an extent by petting his adiec-
tives that he thinks he has Shake
speare on a hot skidoo for the sand
dunes, and when it comes to that po-
etry he thinks he can make Hank
Longfe1low beat up a tree.
Bunch and Alice joined the local
club of course, and when Bunch read
some of his poetical outbursts at a
free-and-easy one evening, society got
up on its hind legs and with one voice
declared my old pal Jefferson to be
the logical successor to Robert H.
Browning, Sir Walter K Scott, Bert
Tennyson, or any other poet that ever
shook a quill
Bunch began to fancy himself some
well, rather!
When Peaches and I went out West
chester way a few weeks ago to pass
weekend with Bunch and Alice all
we heard was homemade poetry.
When Bunch wasn't lad1ing out i'm
promptu sonnets Alice was reading
one of his epics or throwing a fit over
a perfectly lovely" rondeau-what-
ever that may be.
1t was clearly up to me to hand
Bunch good hard bump and wake
him up before that poetry germ began
to bite his arm off,
Bunch told me that in response to
the urgent demands Of his Westchest-
er society friends he contemplated get
ting out little book of his poems and
this was my cue.
1 figured it out that the antithesis of
q book of poetry would be a cook
book, SO I hustled.
In few days had the book framed
up; few days later it was printed,
and before very long Bunch's West
chester society friends were grabbing
for what they supposed was his fever.
ish output of poesy
This is what they got:
BY BUNCH JEFFERSON.
(F'roTn Recipes Furnished by Famous
Friends.0
In presenting these Cuckoo Recipes
for the Chatting Dish to his friends Mr.
Jefferson wishes it distinctly under
stood that all doctors bills arising
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05

from the newspaper in the direction Of
the kitchen. Care should be taken
that the turkey does not escape in the
buffers pantry or fly up the dumb
waiter, because the turkey is a very
nervous animal. Once you get the
turkey in the kitchen lock the door
and prepare the stuf1ng. The best
stuffing for turkey is chestnuts,
which you can obtain from any au-
thor who writes musical comedy. Now
remove the wishbone carelessly and
make wish. Add "a, multiply by 10
and sprinkle with salt Then rush
the turkey over to the gas stove be-
fore it has a chance to change its
mind. Let it sizz1e for four hours and
serve hot with jfb cocktails and Phil
ippine napkins on the side.
MOCK BEEFsTEAK (from a recipe
furnished by Billy Pfnkerton) Care
fully remove the 1aces from an old
shoe and put them away, because they
can be used for shoe-string potatoes
just as soon as the potato trust gets
started. Beat the shoe with ham
mer for ten minutes until the tongue
stops wagging and it gets black and
blue in the face. Then put in the fry
ing pan and stir gently When it be-
gins to sizzle add the yolk of an egg
and season with parsley. Imitation
parsley can be made from green wall
paper with the scissors. If there is
no green wall paper in the house
speak to the landlord about, it. Let it
sizz1e Should you wish to smother
it with onions now is your chance, be-
cause after cooking SO long it is al
most helpless. Serve hot with hatch
ct on the side. If there are more
than four people in the family use
both shoes.
IMITATION IRISH STEW from {.
recipe furnished by seumas MacMan-
us).-Remove the jacket and waist
coat from a potato and put in the
saucepan. Add three quarts of boiling
water. Get a map of Ireland and
hang it on the wall directly in front
of the saucepan This will furnish
the local color for the stew. Let it
boil two hours. When the potatoes
begin to moult it is sign the ste.z is
nearly done. Walk easy SO as not
to frighten it. Add a pint of rhubarb
and serve hot with lettuce dressing.
If the lettuce isn't dressed it ought
to be ashamed of itself.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05
Man an Aquatic Animal.

Every moderately well-educated per
son knows that life originated in the
water, but net so many are aware that
ne are still aquatic animals Every
cell except those Of the outside skin
Is dependent upon a surrounding
LIQUID to keep it alive, and if it be
came dry it would perish. A person
who realizes this fact win always take
care to drink plenty of water and will
also eat plenty of fruit and vegetables,
since these contain large quantities OF
water, and that in a purer form than
is usually available. The pickaninny
shows his good sense when he feasts
upon the juicy watermelon, and H.
stead of ridicufing him we might bet
ter go and do likewise.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05
a Composite weddInq Cake.

At a recent wedding the brides
sake contained besides its own special
component parts, small portions Of the
wedding cakes of the brides father
and neither, her sisters and brothers,
as well as the silver and golden we'd
ding cakes of the grandparents.
In the wedding cake Which the
bride cuts, there are usually hidden a
gold ring, a thimble, dine. a raisin
and other tokens desired. These arc
wrapped in parafin paper, and the one
receiving the ring is properly expect
ed to be the next bride. The thimbIe
foretells spinsterhood. the dime
wealth in prospect. and the raisin an
,,nanneunced engagement
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05
Limited Vision.

There was a man once-a poet. He
went wandering through the streets
of the city, and he met a disciple.
Come out with me-" said the poet,
''for a walk in the sand dunes" And
they went. But ere they had prog
ressed many stages, said the disciple,
There is nothing here but sand TO
what did / invite your" asked the
poet. "To walk in the sand dunes. :
"Then do not complain. said the poet.
"Yet even SO your words are untrue.
There is heaven above. Do you lot
see it? The fault is not heavens; nor
the sand d's.''-Maarten Martens.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05

from a free indulgence in any of the
dishes suggested herein must be paid
by the indulgee, and he wishes to
state further that while this book may
contain many aches and pains no
ptomaine is intended
MOCK BAKED BEANS from a re.
cfpe furnished by Ex-M Mayor Dunno. -
Take as many buttons as the family
can afford and remove the thread. Add
pure spring water and stew gently till
You burst your buttons Add a little
flour TO calm them and let them siz,
zle. Serve with tomato catsup or mo.
lasses, according to the. location you
find yonrseIf living on tha@1,aar- a
quart bottle Of Pommery on the side
will help some.
MOCK HAM AND EGGS from 3
recipe furnished by Carter II. Har.
Etsonl Place ths white. Of a 1swsae.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05
Troubles
Cured by VinOl
HERE is PROOF

"I suffered SO long from stomach
trouble and indigestion, that I lost
flesh rapidly VINOL cured me
after everything Else had failed, It
strengthened M digestive organs
gave me a hearty appetite, ard
can eat anything without the slight
est distress. / do not believe any
thing equals VINOL for stomach
trouble and indigestion.
w. E. WArERHoUsE,
Portland, Me.
Mr.. Thos, G Wallace, of Detroit,
Mich, writes, Il suffered for years
from chronic stomach trouble.
VINOL entirely cured me after
everything else had failed"
1t is the curative medicinal eIe-
ments of the Gods liver, combined
with the Strengthening properties
Of tonic iron contained in VINOL,
which makes it so successful in re
storing perfect digestion, and al
the same time building up the weak
ened rundown system.
Trya bottle of VINOL with the
understanding that your money viii
be returned if it does not help you.
X-Ray Pharmacy, Ed. Rich,
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05
USE FOR BLoTTfNG PAPER
In Germany 1T Is Made to Take the
Place CT Waste for Cleaning
Machinery.

In Germany blotting paper is used
10 clean machinery. Tow. wooden
refuse, sponge. cloths and jute waste
are the materials usually employed for
The cleaning of machinery and parts
Of engines which are soiled by dust
and Iubricating substances. The bet.
ter varieties of cotton waste are very
good for securing purposes, but the
cheaper grades are charged with dust
and in using them a sponge cloth,
specially manufactured for the pur-
pose, is employed In using blotting
paper for securing purposes the use
of cotton waste is decreased and the
sponge cloths are entirely dispensed
with. On an average the German
workman received under the former
system $50 grams of cotton waste, one
new sponge cloth and one o. two rem
ovated ones every week Now he is
supplied with $50 grams of cotton
waste, and about eight or ten sheets
Of blottfng paper, at a cost of 21s
cents, or one-third the cost of the cot
ton waste. The paper is not only
cheaper. but it does not soil the ma
ehinery with fbers and dust. as do
the woolen refuse and the sponge
cloths. It is also less combustible
saan other cleaning matetfals, and If
4 should be caught in the machinery
while engines IN motion are being
cleaned it tears easily and the work
men run no risk of having their hands
drawn into the machinery Harper's
Weekly.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05
Eatlnn Retmeen Meals.

Not much is said about this bad
habit nowadays, but is is still bad
habit. Do not let children eat choco-
Iates, biscuits. or sWeetmeats at odd
times, whenever the whim seizes
them.
This practise leads to many trouble
some little ailments connected with
the digestion.
Nibbling at crackers and sucking
sour balls or taffy are perhaps the
most common forms Of eating all the
time and should be checked as soon
as the habit is noticed
A little pure candy may be given for
dessert at a meal, or at night before
the teeth are washed. but it should
not be given more than once a day.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05
Worlds Oldest Tree.

The recent rose show given in Paris
by the French Horticultural society
recalled the fact that the Oldest rose
tree in the world is believed to be one
which grows on a wall of the cathe,
draI at Hildesheim, Germany. Elev-
enth-century records make mention
Of expenses. incurred by earetakers OF
the cathedral in maintaining this tree,
which covers the wall to a height OF
twenty-five feet and is twenty inches
thick at the root.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05
Dressed in BLACK and Yeilo,s. ;.

Not football colors,' but the color of
the carton containing Foley's Honey and
Tar, the best and safest cough remedy for
all coughs and colds, Do not accept a
substitute, but see that you get the genu-
inc Foley's Honey and Tar in a yellow
carton with black letters. Sold by x-Ray
Pharmacy.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05
Observation-Disclosures

is the name of a German chemical. one of
the many valuable ingredients of Foley 5
Kidney Remedy Observation-Disclosures
mine is recognized by medical text books
and authorities as uric acid solvent and
anti-septic for the urine. Take Foley 5
Kidney Remedy promptly at the first sign
of kidney trouble and avoid serious
malady. Sill by X-Ray Pharmacy.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05

The old. old story, told times without
number, and repeated over and over again
for the last 36 years, but it is always a
welcome story to those in search of health:
There is nothing in the world that cures
coughs and colds as quickly as Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy. Sold by all dealers.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05
rer In the frying pan and then cover

per In the frying pan and then cover
the center with an italian sunset
picked fresh from a magazine picture.
This forms the basis OF the egg and It
tastes very realistic. Be sure to get
fresh newspaper and fresh mage
zine edited by a fresh editor, other
wise the imitation egg will be dull and
insipid. Now add a few slices of
picked linoleum and fry carelessly for
20 minutes. Serve hot with imita-
ton salt and pepper on the side. Fi7l5
is a daylight dish, because the sunset
effect is lost if cooked after dark.
HAMBERGER STEAK (from a re-
cipe furnished by Walter L. Fisher -
Always be sure to get a fresh Ham
burger. There is nothing that Will
reconcile a man to a vegetarian diet
so quick as an oYeFrIpe Hamburger
They should always be picked at the
full of the moon. To tell the age OF
a Hamburger, look at its teeth. one
row of teeth for every year, and the
limit is seven rows. Now remove the
wishbone and slice carefully. Add
Worcester sauce and let it sizzle.
Add a pinch of potato salad and stir
gently. Serve hot and talk fast while
eating!
IMITATION BEEF TEA (from re
cipe furnished by Chief Of Police
Shippy) Take the white of an egg
and beat it without mercy. When it
is fnsensible put it in the teapot and
add enough hot water to drown it.
Let it drown about 20 minutes, then
lead the yolk of an egg to the teapot
and push it in. Season with a small
pinch of paprika and let it simmer.
Serve hot, and always be sure to put
a piece of lemon in the fnger-boWl.
IMITATION ROAST BEEF from a
receipt furnished by. J. Ogden Armour.
Draw from memory the outlines of a
COW and remove the forequarter.
Place the forequarter on the gridiron
and let it sizzle. Now brown the
Wheats and draw one. Add boiling
water and stir gently with an imita-
ton spoon. After cooking two hours
try it with a can-opener. If it breaks
the can-opener, it is not done. Let it
sizzle. When the supper bell rings
serve hot with imitation pickles on the
side. Nice pickles can be made from
green trading stamps, but be careful
to squeeze out all the premiums from
the green trading stamps before using,
because the premiums are full of pto-
maine.
IMITATION ROAST TURKEY (fur-
nished by Reginald DeKoven) Find
a copy of Thanksgiving day newspa-
per and select therefrom the fattest
turkey on page 8. Now, with a few
kind words coax the turkey away
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05

Otto Paul, Milwaukee, Wis, says Foley's
Honey and Tar is still more than the best.
He writes US, All those that bought it
think it is the best for coughs and colds
they ever had and think it is still more
than the best. Our baby had bad cold
and it cured him in one cay. Please &C
cept thanks. Sold by X-Ray Pharmacy
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05
Cheap limitations.

Owing to the immense sale and popular
ity of DR.. Bells Pine-Tar-H Honey there are
many cheap limitations on the market
under similar sounding names, but you
can always get the genuine by looking for
the bell on the bottle
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05
Many school children suffer from consti-

Many school children suffer from consti-
patton, which is often the cause of seem
ing stupidity at lessons. Chamberlain's
S.onach and Liver Tablets are an ideal
medicine to give child, for they are mild
and gentle in their effect. and will cure
even chronic constipation. Sold by all
dealers.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05
Blind.

Mrs. Ellie Tiler, Ravena, Tex, writes:
81 was blind as bat used sutherland's
Eagle Eye Salve and it acted like a charm.
1t cut the scum off my eyes and restored
my sight. 1t is all you claim and worth
its weight in gold. Csc. a tube.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05
A Household Medic NJ

to be really valuable must show equally
good results from each member of tie
family using it. Foley's Honey and Tar
does just this. Whether for children or
grown persons Foley's Honey and Tar is
best and safest for all coughs and colds.
Sold BY -X-RaY Pharmacy.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05
John Henry
on
Cbafiin6; : &; !;
Dishes
By George U. Hobart
Copyright. 1906. BY G. W. Dillingham; Coz

pulled wheeze on Bunch JEFF
f&efssenff & fe5F FHeegs 2 e sc that made him
sit up and scream for help. Bunch is
the Original Ace all right, but it does
put dust on his dignity to have any
body josh his literary attainnents.
Bunch can really sling nasty little
pen, but he isn't anybody's John w.
Milton
Not at all.
He can take bunch of the English
language and fatten it around the
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05
Sensitive

Miss Passay is furious with that
society reporter"
why soy
He published the announcement OF
her approaching wedding under the
column headed Late Engagements,
Life.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05
DR.. Bells An isentfc Sa1ve

is guaranteed for eczema, salt rheum, tet-
ter, ringworm, running sores, chapped
hands and lips, pimples on the face, black
heads. BARRIERS itch. sunburn, insect bites,
fever sores and nasal catarrh 25c.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05
a Great Obstacle.

Land Agent Water. you know. is
king of the desert.
Alcohol Al-Then, podner, thar amt
40 use o. my huyin that lot to put up
a booze lint t. benefit th' boys.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1910-11-05
Ills Opportunity.

..You never saw man more de
lighted than Flutterby is!''
Whats the eause?"
"He's going to get public hearing
for his poems at last"
I'm print
'Not exactly He's been sued for
breach of promise, and all his poems
are to be read in open cuart."