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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-08-24
INNS FOR TIMOTHY HAY. AIfAb'
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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-08-24
COURT NEWS
pEsERrIoN CAUSES DIVORCE.

Jennie Williams was given an inter
locutory decree of divorce from Frank
Williams by Judge Armstrong Tuesday
on tho ground ~ desertion
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-08-24
ARGUMENTS IN FREIGHT CASE

The interstate commerce commissio,
will hold a session in this city Sep,
6. when arguments will he heard IL
objections to the Commercial club cas-
of June last.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-08-24
JOB PRINTING AND BOOK BIND.

Ing and Book Binding In the state.
Our facilities are the best for hand
ling any class OF work. no matter now
large or how small
THE DESERET NEWS JOB DEPT.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-08-24

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Salt Lake Security & Trust Co. 32-34
Main street 100 pcr wear.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-08-24
BORN.

ttrNDERsHoT To Mr. and Mrs Franz
i u.ndershol. q glrl.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-08-24

r.. Il. Evans. Florist. IS $ Malh az
Floral designs a speciality. Phone. ~.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-08-24
DEER LODGE. MONTANA.
is BURNING AND DOOMED

Butte. Mont. Aug H.-Deer Lodge,
Mont. n. town OF 1000 people and n
division point on the Chicago. MIwau-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-08-24
SOCIAL AND
PERSONAL
All matter for the Saturday night
social page of the News must be
sent In not later that noon on FRI
day. the day previous.

The event Of the day will be the mar
riage OF Miss Chloe smoot, daughter
of Senator and Mrs. Reed Smot, and
ARIEL h. Carbon of Logan, which takes
place tbs evening at the nome OF the
Urlde in Provo. A large number of
salt Lake trends will go down To at
tVud the wedding.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-08-24
Pioneer Roofnys.
Sold. laid and guaranteed By
MBERT PAPER co.
THE PROBLEM or GOOD SUMMER
HEADING

Is solved N you buy THE CASTLE
BUILDER" bv Nephi Anderson. auth
or Of Added Upon. etc.
Interesting. uplifting true-just the
book for the boy or girl, young man
or maiden Price in beautiful cloth
and guilt, 75c.
Descret News Book Store.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25
. sai: sss., T ass ThOmpsOn's Eye Water
WOULD BE OF MORE VALUE
Father o'Leary's Facetious Rejolnder
to John PhlIpot curran an Ex-
ample of Real Wit.

One day the famous John Philpot
Curran, who was also very partial to
the said corned mutton, did me the
honor to meet him. To enjoy the So
ciety of such men was an intellectual
treat. They were great friends and
seemed to have a mutual respect for
each others talent, and, as it may
easily be imagined, OLeary versus
Curran was no bad match.
One day after dinner Curran said to
him: Reverend father, 1 wish you
were ST. Peter"
And why, counselor, would you wish
that were st. Peter?" asked
OLeary.
Because, reverend father, in that
case" said Curran, you would have
the keys to heaven, and you could let
me in"
by my honor and conscience, coun.
selor," replied the divine, "it would be
better for you that l had the keys of
the other place, then / could let you
out"
Curran enjoyed the joke, which he
admitted had good deal of justice in
it.-From Kelly's "Reminiscences.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25
SICK, SOUR, UPSET STOMACH
Indigestion, Gas, Heartburn or Dys-
pepsia Relieved Five Minutes After
Taking a Little Dlapepsln.

Here is a harmless preparation
which surely will digest anything you
eat and overcome a sour. gassy or out
of-order stomach within five minutes.
If your meals don't At comfortably,
or what you eat lies like lump Of lead
in your stomach, or If you have heart
burn, that is a sign Of Indigestion.
Get from your Pharmacist 50-cent
case of Pape's Diapepsin and take
dose just as soon as you can. There
will be no sour risings, no belching of
undigested food mixed with acid, no
stomach gas or heartburn, fullness or
heavy feeling in the stomach, Nausea,
Debilitating Headaches, Dizziness or
Intestinal gripping. This will all go,
and, besides, there will be no sour food
left over In the stomach to poison your
breath with nauseous odors.
Pape's Diapepsin is certain cure
for out-of-order stomachs, because 1t
takes hold of your food and digests 1t
just the same as II your stomach
wasn't there.
Relief In five minutes from all stom.
ach misery is waiting for you at amy
drug store here in town.
These large 50-cent cases of Pape's
Diapepsin contain more than sufficient
to thoroughly cure almost any case of
Dyspepsia, Indigestion. Gastritis or
any other stomach disorder.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25
NONE KNEW THE MODERN RIP
Wanderer Returns to His Old Homo
In New York After Absence OF
Flfty-One Years.

Poughkeepsie. N. Y.-Alfred Booth
Sands is veritab:e Rip Van Wrinkle
except that he did not sleep. Given
up for dead years and years ago, he
has returned at the age of seventy
nine, and, after an absence of 81
years, to the village of Milton, where
he was born, to find that nearly all his
relatives and friends, including The
sweetheart of his young manhood, are
dead, and that few remain who re-
member him. He is now renewing as
sociations which he abruptly severed
more than half century ago to seek
his fortune In California.
For Is years Sands has been In the
Soldiers home in California. While
sick last spring friend on an adjoin-
ing bed saluted him as RIP Van Win
kle." Instantly the familiar story ran
through his mind and he came east
under that name to re-enact the story
Only the old stage driver remembered
him when he arrived at Milton. His
mother lived for 20 years after he
went away, and, for nearly all that
time, confident of his return. she kent
lamp burning at night in the win
dow Of her home. After her death thu
courts declared Sands legally dead.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25
FINE IVORY NOW THE VOGUE
Toilet Table Accessories at the Pres
ent Moment Are Costly cut De-
cldedly Smart.

All the toilet and dressing table
requisites are now found in fine ivory.
The only care needed is to rub off
with a fresh, soft cloth, occasionally
using rag moistened In alcohol IL
spots occur. These, too, are more
costly than silver, but are considered
very smart.
The backs are monogramed In
black. brown, and occasionally In
raised gold. Sometimes the sets are
shown with floral decorations, but
this is not 80 good style as is seen in
many of the limitations.
White celluloid sets with a mono
gram in black, dark green, blue, or
brown are now to be found In good
designs with simple lines. The latest
preparations are no longer combus-
tible, and full celluloid toilet set is
a good investment for a guest room.
for a girl at college. or for the chronic
traveller; for use In bag they are
much lighter than any other ware.
The searcher after novelty can have
her dressing table appointments in an
tique gilt, old Japanese lacquer, or
Dresden china.
Such a selection Is not for the aver
age buyer as, unless rare workman
ship and corresponding cost are had.
the results are likely to be poor.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25
STOPPED SHORT
Taking TonIcs, and Built Up on
Right Food.

The mistake is frequently made OF
trying to build up a WORKOUT nervous
system on so-called tonics-drugs.
New material from which to rebuild
wasted nerve cells is what should be
supplied, and this can be obtained
only from proper food.
Two years ago l found myself on
the verge of complete nervous col.
lapse, due to overwork and study, and
70 illness in the family" writes Wis.
consin young mother.
my friends became alarmed be-
cause l grew pale and thin and could
not sleep nights. took various tonics
prescribed by physicians, but their
effects wore of shortly after |
stopped taking them. My food did
not seem to nourish me and gained
no flesh nor blood.
Reading of Grape-Nuts, / de-
termined to stop the tonics and see
what change of diet would do.
ate Grape-Nuts four times a day,
with cream and drank milk also, went
to bed early after eating a dish of
Grape-Nuts.
In about two weeks was sleeping
soundly. In a short time gained 20
pounds IN weight and felt like a
different woman. My little daughter
whom I was obliged to keep out of
school last spring on account of
chronic catarrh has changed from a
thin, pale, nervous child to rosy,
healthy girl and has gone back to
school this fall.
"Grape-Nuts and fresh air were the
only agents used to accomplish the
happy results"
Read "The Road to Wellville," in
pkgs. There's Reason"
Ever read the above Ietterf A new
one a"Denrs from TIVE to time. They
are genuine, true, and full OF human
inter. st.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25
THE LEMUR A CHARMING PET
cha In His Naturalist on the Prowi"
Describes Little Anlmal-SerV-
ants Afraid OF Him.

Pets are of all sorts. One of the
most amusing and attractive Is de-
scribed by Ella In his Naturalist on
the Prowl" This little animal was
lemur, and besides many gentle and
earessing ways, it seemed as II 1t
possessed a certain sense Of humor.
Says Ella:
II used to take its soft hand and
examine it's pretty nails. Each hand
had one long, sharp claw. Such
curious arrangement puzzled me, I'M
til one day a iea showed me the use
Of that claw. 1t bit the lemur under
the ribs. l expect the little beast had
reason to be thankful that nature had
spared one toe when 1t promoted 1t to
the order Of four-handed animals.
There never was a more charming
pet. He took life SO gayly, and the
antics were SO original. When my man
let him out of his cage In the morn
ing, he would scamper straight to my
bedroom, look round with large eyes
trimming over with mild curiosity,
and, lightly as rubber ball, spring to
my dressing table, where he would ex-
anime everything. Then he would
bound across the bed and land on my
shoulders, handle my ears gently, won
dering what was in the hole, and
thrusting In his long tongue to find
out
That was beyond human endurance,
and l would roll the little fellow into
ball, wind his long, fully tail about
him, and fling him into the bed. He
would be unwound In moment, and
would skip away to explore some
more.
His hind legs being longer than his
fore, he walked slowly, with his head
down; but when in a hurry he would
stand up and bound along like kan
CARGO, tail in the air, arms extended,
fingers spread, looking like nothing
one ever saw.
The servants regarded him as I'M
canny, and fed at his approach. He
would give chase, and there never
was finer sport than to see the fat
butler in full fight UP the long stair
way, with the gleeful little demon
after him, three steps at bound
Youths Companion
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25
The Sign Of the shoes.

that appears to be comfortable to
him. 1t certainly is an independent
one, for he is sole monarch OF his
home and shop and none will enter
there save when hidden by his simple
device. None even starts for Crispin's
unless the device calls, for 1t can be
seen long distance down the roads Of
Southold town, and II 1t isn't seen
Crispin isn't receiving work.
This shoemaker will have no sign
blazoning his name before the world.
He squats in a plain frame house
on the south road at the foot of Will
low hill, with the Bowery lane at his
elbow, Pine Neck and Goose Creek
for vista and the soldiers monu-
ment and Southold village down the
street at his left. The plain boards
of the building bear no name. though
a single at a corner Of the house
tells that the place is for sale.
But when Crispin is in and working
or ready to receive work or to deliv
er jobs completed there hangs on
pegs in the front of the building at
0iIhoE sue Oh Cn0 uOOr pairs Oh olu
shoes. People up the hill or across
the meadows or down the street have
merely to look out of their windows
or from their dooryards or fields to
see whether it's the proper time to go
to the cobber's. No waste of time
in unnecessary trips. If driving they
need neither turn aside nor get out of
their vehicles for possible futile
trip to a closed shop, for If there are
no boots garnishing Crispins front
door posts it would be like going to
a bank to do business after three
o'clock. If the boots are there, on the
other hand. SO is Crispin and ready for
callers. It's simple, the people like it.
and apparently SO does Crispin.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25

Mrs. AUGUSTA VEsPERafANN, De For.
est, Wisconsin.
Another Operation Avoided.
New Orleans, La.-"For years suf.
fered from severe female troubles.
Finally was confined to my bed and
the doctor said an operation was neces-
sary. / gave Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound a trial first, and
was saved from an operation" Mrs.
LILY PEYRoUx, I'LL Kerlerec St., New
Orleans, La.
Thirty years of unparalleled success
confirms the power of Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound to cure
female diseases. The great volume of
unsolicited testimony constantly pour
ing in proves conclusively that Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is
q remarkable remedy for those dis
tressing feminine ills from which 80
many women suffer.
TfyOu want special advice about
your case write to Mrs. Pinkham.
at Lynn Mass. Her advice is
free, and always helpful.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25
PASSING OF THE EVANGELIST
Only q Few OF Any Prominence Left
and Their influence Has Become
More CONSTRUCTED.

Boston.-The church evangelist
seems to have served his day. He is
less conspicuous than he was some
restricted. A new order of worship as
well as thought In the church Is re-
sponsible for this change, and the new
order is simply a part of the general
transition toward a safer and more
permanent system of public express
sion. Conditions are not favorable to
the peripatetic preacher now, and
there are only a few of them of any
prominence whatever.
Undoubtedly the old-time evangelist
found his richest harvest in the emo
tional heart. Are hearts less emotion.
al today, or are the people more
thoughtful? It must be the latter. It
cannot be that they are less religious,
If our statistics, which show steady
increases in church populations. be In
fallible. Ministers maintain their peo-
pie are more inquiring, more honest in
their thought, and, therefore, more
and not less pious, but the difference
between their piety now and that of
yesterday is that the preachers are
appealing more and more to their rea.
son than their emotion.
And this is as 1t should be. The
new conditions make the local pastor
a more important and influential fac
tor and give greater stability and per
manence to the church and its agen-
cies. But with the passing of the
modern circuit rider have come new
enterprises for propagating the faith
They have assumed various forms and
are more systematic and aggressive.
both as to their character and In
fIuence.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25
At THE SIGN Of THE SHOES
simple but Significant Device OF
Long Island cobbIer to Save His
Patrons Time.

Brooklyn. N. Y.-Time saving is not
less important in the country than in
the city. That's what the farmers
VIII tell you as they regard you dis
painfully for your presumption in look
ing upon countrymen as having lots
Of time on their hands. So when q
man with whom they have to deal de-
vises a way to save them time or make
things easier for them they like him
for 1t and are inclined to stick by
him.
BY doing Just this a Long Island
cobbler makes an easy living, and one
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25
ExnectInu Too Much.

It was cold, raw day, but the
Neyersweats and the Fearnoughts
were playing game of ball on the
prairie, just the same.
The pitcher of the Neversweats, his
fingers half frozen, failed dismally In
getting the balls over the plate.
"Aw," said the captain, 81 fought
We wust one o. desc cold weather
pitchersi"
Il am" said the slab artist, blow
ing on his benumbed digits to warm
them, but amt a Ice pitcher, blame
vel"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25

ED GEERs. 1.-THE grand old man." he
is called for he is so honest handling
horses IN races. lie says: 81 have used
SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE for i2
years, always with best success. 1t is the
only remedy | know to cure all forms of
distemper and prevent horses in same sta.
BILE having the disease" Soc and 81 bot.
tie. All druggists; or manufacturers. Spohn
Medical Co.. Chemists. Goshen, Ind,
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25
A ReaIlst on Home.

William Dean Howells, discussing
realism at one of his Sunday after
Moons N New York, let fall neat
epigram on hope.
Hope" said the famous novelist,
is not, really, an angel In a dia-
phanous robe OF white, but only the
wisp of hay held before a donkey's
nose to make him 60"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25

weaker until the doctors gave up hope.
1t was then / began with Doan's Kid
ney Pills and soon improved. Con-
tinued use cured me-"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. SO cents q
box. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25
90 Free.

Seymour-What caused the Allcome
Life Insurance company to fail?
Ashley-It was altogether too free in
accepting risks. don't believe 1t
would have even refused to insure the
life of turkey the day before Thanks
giving.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25

why is 1t that the man who cum
ningly plans to murder his wife or his
sweetheart and brutally carries out
his plan always breaks down and
cries like a child" when his guilt is
fastened upon him?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25

Isn't there a fine touch of uncon.
scious humor in the preachments on
American extravaganza which Ameri-
can millionaires deliver when they
come home from motor tours through
Europe?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25

Thieves have been known to steal
hot stoves. but even this feat is sur
passed by that of robbers N New
Jersey who stole six cars loaded with
merchandise by cutting freight
train in two and escaping with the
booty So far. this holds the record.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25

Why should there be SO much ex-
element when an aviator breaks the
record for attaining the greatest
height? The thing to become en-
thusiastic over. it seems to US, is in
getting safely down from the greatest
height.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25
He Wasn't Afraid,

ooh, WELL" said the grocer to the
dissatisfied customer. as the argus
ment waxed warm. don't get put out
about It,"
81 don't intend to- snapped the Gus.
toner. And you can't put me out"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25
Mot seskinn rrn,,hl.

81 should think It would be the bug.
bear of your life trying to get up new
brandnew jokes said the sympa.
thetic caller.
That" said the humorist. cheer.
fully. lis the least of our troubles"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25

er free from dull
pain in my back.
My hands pulled and
my feet became so
swollen / could not
wear my shoes. The
kidney secretions
were painful and
frequent in passage.
l gradually grew
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25

For almost everybody, the course of
life is fixed by inexorable necessities.
Not one in a thousand is free to
choose the life he would care for
Dickinson.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25

A st. Paul burglar has returned
money he had stolen three years ago
He has evidently reformed-partially.
When he completely reforms he will
Insist on paying the penalty he in
Cured by violating the moral and
criminal law
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25

What Murine Eye Remedy Does to
the Eyes is to Refresh, Cleanse,
Strengthen and Stimulate Healthful
Circulation, Promoting Normal Condi-
lions. Try Murine In youH Eyes.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25
A Terrified Herr.

did you have any narrow escapes
In the surf last summer"
Yes replied the life-saver. "One
lady whom / rescued was SO grateful
that she nearly married me"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25

An Ohio Judge rules that pretzel
is not a dangerous weapon. Whether
he will be so confident concerning
the exhibition Of sliced cucumbers re-
mains to be seen.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25

There is a man in Virginia who says
that to marry after fifty means
trouble. He is an optimist What
does he think 1t means to marry be-
fore fifty7
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25

What makes you think that young
man will be success in society?"
THE fact that he has such an ex-
rraordinary appetite for tea and sal
ads"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25
Probably a PesaImIst

What should be done to a man
who spends every Sunday afternoon
playing a trombonef"
Somebody should take him out
and show him that life is still worth
living"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25

A Pittsburg bridegroom Of Eve
weeks deserted his bride because she
was "a block of Ice" Naturally. she
Immediately proceeded to make 1t hot
for him.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25

An early and severe winter is pre-
dicted, but while the thermometer
holds its own as it does at present
It is impossible for us to become even
mildly excited over it.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25

When a man of ninety-six walks
ten miles to get a marriage license
the truth that live is ever young gives
another knockout blow to the Os-
lerian theory.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25

According to the bears. the musk
rats, the chipmunks and other natural
weather prophets. the coming winter
a. to be a severe one. 1t really seems
unnecessary to go to the expense OF
establishing. equipping and running
weather bureaus with such lnfallible
weather wisdom to be had for moth.
ing
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25

In New York there is a woman one
hundred and two years old who has
lived ninety-six years in Manhattan.
Well, It must have been in Harlem.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25
WELL AT LAST.
Terrible Kidney Trouble Cured After
Doctors Gave Up Hope.

Mrs. F. M. Hill, Iss w. 10th st.,
Waterloo. Iowa. says: ut makes me
shudder to think of my awful suffer
ing. was languid and weak and ney.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25

New York man, forty years old.
and about to wed. says he has never
yet kissed a girl. He'll still be
about to wed" forty years from now
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25

There is said to be professor of
languages In an eastern college who
has mastered all the modern tongues
except his wife's.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1910-11-25

Someone has written an article on
1.-THE Duty of the Dollar" this being
something that our American tourists
have been trying to dodge.