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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20

and the stars. Poor angel but / should
not say poor, for have not the illumIned
line OF prophets rewarded you? Yes they
nave. nay and men gaze today upon an exact
image OF your crowning Utahs Mormon
temple There you stand blowing your
trumpet TO the east to awaken that idol
etrous pagan stubborn east TO the sweets.
the lights of Mormonism and illumina-
tions OF Sjodahl Poor angel, / am afraid
your task Is a hopeless one; no. should
not say altogether hopeless. for one Sjo-
DAM heard your blowing, and. 10. he
Now, poor angel as you have him here.
just turn that trumpet Of yours round on
the Deseret News building and blow
some sense into SJodahl's head and the
llluminations and covenants out OF 1t.
and please do 1t at once. for after last
Sundays display OF celestial and terrcs-
trial iireworks. nc sadly needs II. / am
sure brigham Young's statue will nod
approval AS the sun peeps over Utah s
peaks, forth from Sjodahi's mind came
a hght which showed the Mormon peo-
PIE the beauty. the truth OF Joseph
tions and covenants included, in compari-
son to tho. philosophies OF India. the igno-
rance and pestilence OF China, the still
Of Russia S'as sfyan the the amnaG hhlnGS%
Sjodahl declared had done a great deal
llor the world, but he sadly added q use
the words OF The Trlbune): at is never
theless fact that 1t has failed to save
the world. and we find wherever we
go under that system familiar conditions
TO those that we have encountered In
Russia" Good for you, Sjodahl After
that lllumined pronouncement, the Cath
olic church Is trembling in Its boots. and
the members of II have lost their appe-
tites. Just imagine Bishop Scanlan a
Russian czar and sending Tom Kearns. ]
B.; Cosgrlff. Martin Mulvey and William
Meara to Siberia! When these gentle
men are going, We may have another H.
Elimination from the illumined Sjodah
telling Bishop Scanlan to send George
Sheets In charge.
The Protestant peoples are not free
declared the weighty Sjodahl. Well ir
secular matters 1 always thought they
were as free anybody else. and In
religious matters 1t Is too much freedom
they have, ct least TO my way of think
ing: but then, / have not got an illum-
inator and there's the rubl'
The sound Of the angels trumpet caught
Sjodahfs ear In the east. and then. too
there was a light and a star, and SJodahl
the fourth wise king rose up and said
'Lo. / GOMEZ and Salt Lake has a comet
In 1t ever since. II was Monday evening
the day after the "eventful,' and Sal;
Lake experienced a storm. 1t was nc
wonder; II was the illuminations and the
spirit Of Sjodahl abroad. Yes, surely
and there he walks himself. Michael
Forrest sees him coming and at once his
oil cape shelters The Tribune, paper Is
ignited and Sjodahl illumlnatons arc
strong. Two little ncwsboys shelterine
In a doorway see the illumined pass and
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20
"The Fourth Wise King"

Editor Tribune-On Monday morning ]
generally glance over the morning pa
pers just TO sec what the ministers and
the prophets have TO say, and turning
over the pages Of The Tribune OF last
Monday morning l came to the unpro-
nouncable name Sjodahl. A weighty
name and weighty man, surely, and l
began to read his address to the Latter
day Saints / read IT through and in holy
silence laid the paper on my table with
this ejaculation; Now I understand why
we had comet this year and why It re-
mained so long over Salt Lake Heavenly
bodies attract each other and Elder
S)odahl was that comets attraction |
Sazed out OF my window. Before me
stood the temple with its holiness to the
Lord written on the outside. What is
written within. we'll 1t is not for your
eyes and mine. my dear fellow, 10 see
put this we may be sure OF, Elder Siodahl
mas his revelations written some where
under the seats. Ordinary Mormon NOR
tails could not gaze fully upon them and
live.
In the old days minor prophets were
not Thought much of, and we need not
wonder II IN an advanced America they
are at low discount. Baiaam was n kind
OF prophet, you know. He was the
proud owner of an ass. and as 10 which
OF the TWO was the more prophetic many
conJectures are afloat. and the question
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20

still remains in doubt. ] am thinking
that II some OF our modern prophets had
an ass and the question was Dropounded
which was the wiser, we know 10 whom
the verdict would be given. Get an ass
Elder Sjodahl. and VIC will listen TO the
ass. Doctrines and covenants and llu-
limitations arc all very good. Elder Sjo-
dahl, when they are of the right kind !;
but yours. with their sections and CO.
sections won't stand the test OF the
weakest brain In Provo. 1 could. you
know, fashion a doctrine or covenant,
IN the ground TO give II the mark of an
tquity; or better still. could say an
angel carried IL from the high beavcns
and out OF breath gave II to me with
the words: Shout II out for all you are
worth, the world has been going To
damnation for the last nineteen hundred
years. Joseph Smith, the Lord was walt
Ing a. long time for you. Full long the
devil has laughed at the Pauls, the Cyrils
the Augustincs, the Gregorys, the Baslls
and the rest Assume straightaway the
mantle OF the prophet and shout, and
If the world does not listen let 1t go to
hell"
Poor angel. it's no wonder you were
out OF breath when you reached Joseph
Smith for flying through the air for nine
teen hundred years TO find the right one
was hard job. But did you find the
right one? I'm thinking this morning
you did not. You should have waited a
few years more for Siodahl. He was
your man. the man OF the all-embracing
knowledge, the man Of the illumlnations
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20

cause to evaporate into spoken words,
strains of music, and so forth And
there you be- And Trad smiled tri.
umphantly.
>. "But-Great Scott! How long does
type7" gasped Edgar.
If a mans provided with high
grade diamond cutter, made to order,
guaranteed hundred proof, and pro-
viding, the type is plastic by being
treated in our specially constructed
carbo~furnace, carrying relay Of
three different kinds of gases, figure
else he's a skunk and loafing on his
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20

d harness up informed
!. = s;nsman, now determined
4 The old lnnn.
raoar. - meekly replied
y, ',,,stely fumbling with his
''ssiu Freeman will be cx-
s.; While this was theoret'
could have added that
" %onId delectate Freeman
i was becoming Il sharp
~ sH Trad as to where he
more than a transient wei
..so many n long evening
IN :sse with him, " maliciously
:5rnr chu, who had grown peev-
ttslative g repeatedly post
aye ~ can see you two
nv the kitchen stove like
= Mebbe. he II read to
s ewes sparkled suddenly,
'ssnsing 81 long enough to con
:,s he gently corrected:
Y from the same book. you
. Mighty keen over the prop
.A-nzitinn be YOU talking
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20
Trad BELLOWS PHONOGRAPHICT TYPE

reading about battle you Instantly
near the popping of guns and the boom
OF the cannon and the patter Of re-
treating feet. It's cross between
psychological and phono type. guess, -
what in all git out do you mean9D
cried Edgar.
Say it's a April shower. The sec
ond you read the words YOU hear the
sott drop-.drop Of the rain and the
sweet swish OF the spring wind and
the cooing of birds. If the heroine
is sweet girl graduate you hear
Them torceful words: Beyond the
Alps lies Italy, We'd git ten dollars
per for school books now selling for
so cents. After magazine editor
pays 81 for "A word for story he ID
pay 81 word TO sensitize the type.
say IT was story about Teller sing
ing a merry song; besides reading the
rollicking voice. AS TO newspapers
No, we II let that 90 till you drop over
To Freeman S for evening. Want me
to help harness7"
Wait a minute" mumbled Edgar,
rubbing his right ear. "Thcre's lots
OF money in it.
Lots of money! Ho! ho!'' cried
Trad, hunting for pencil "Take 10
cents line, fiat rate, for mesmeriZing
the type in newspapers. We'd put it
on with a brush so thin 1t wouldn t
last more N one rading. The royal
ties from newspapers alone would be
$ll,Q00,000 for the first year. Just
think of it Buy Bing's Baked Beans, ;
reads n ad And it speaks, loud and
clear-like at the same second. The
minute you stop reading the. type stops
talking. Now if you re ready"
"What's your rush7' demanded Ed
gar. cain t our food wholesome? The
hoss is lame and m glad of it, if it
keeps you here till tomorrer. Now you
can't bulge today, and that's settled
How do You make this type act so?''
EAll you do is to scratch crease
on each letter, using a diamond cut.
ter and making a crease you can U see
with the naked eye. Then you fill in
the creases with my psyche magnetic
fluid, and when the type strikes paper
1t leaves trace of the phonic fluid.
which one glance of the human eye will
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20

job said Trad
"Is that all2'' whispered Edgar, his
face purple with suppressed emotion.
Sure there amt some billion dollar,
extry super microscopic self -ad .iusting.
diamond hilted pin wheel to be Fetched
in7o
~ swan! l did forgit the diamond
dust to be used in filing the diamond
cutter after each type is scratched, -
cried Trad. "Good joke on me, eh ?
We'd slap it on with low geared
emery whccl-n
"1'u come over the first evening you
an Edgar have reading bee." grim
ly promised Edgar.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20
TWO THOUSAND INDIAN
WAR VETERANS REGISTER

A total OF 200 Utah Indian war vet
Grams have registered with the commits
sioners since they began their work sew
eral months ago. Since the opening of
the Salt Lake office. $50 men have filed
their records. They are coming In such
numbers that it mas been found neccs-
sary TO keep the office open until the
middle OF next week.
II Is now estimated that the total NUM-
bcr Of Indian War veterans in the state.
including the widows, will reach ZOO
about 100 more than the first estimates
that were made
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20

Cd OK Ladies' combination, two and
three-pieoe effects-large variety
of styles made of extra quality cambria,
nainsook and long cloth. Values up to So. co.
&0 10 Ladies' combination suit, two
~A~ piece effects. Made of fine cam
brio and dainty cross bar dimity, trimmed,
with embroidery insertion and lace edge and
insertion. Embroidered madallions, regular
So 90 values.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20

are strangely silent. II is only for a
moment, for soon these words come;
SAY, kid, did you feel anything?"
"Yes. kid twas like the lightning" Kid.
whisper. he came here from the east led
by. star. You're right. kid. he did. and
they say the star now shines In zions
bank.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20
AUTOMOBILE SHOW.

Salt Lake City, Feb. 18th to 26th.
Best display of automobiles west Of
Chicago. Excursion rates via Salt Lake
Route from all Utah stations Feb. 21st
and 22nd. limit Feb. 9th.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20
EXCURSION TO SALT LAKE,

Via Salt Lake Route, Feb. 21st and
22nd limit Feb. 9th.
Largest display Of automobiles west
of Chicago.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20

f fs0e-Ladies' combination suits, made
r''~of good quality muslin, trimmed
% lace and ribbon-All sizes.
4 f7Qe-Ladies' combination suit, corset
cover and drawers, made of fine
'al'y muslin and cross bar dimity, trim
g With embroidery and lace-All sizes.
|3Q Ladies corset cover and drawers,
fne quality muslin and cross bar
fW Embroidery and lace trimmed-All
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20

All CSC skirts, skirts, made Of
extra fine material, seVeral
STYLES TO choose from, deep
Gounce, trimmed with en-
broidcry insertion, also lace
insertion and edging, values
mn 10 $50 a YARD, es
peciaily priced at this sale NJ
The above ouotcd price.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20
AZ S1.19

Ladies' skirts madc of
good Qnality muslin.
neatly trimmed, has deep
llouncc of fine tucks and
embroidery houncings,
also double Aounce of
bcmstitched tucks.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20

ca 40 Ladies' combination drawers
and corset cover, made of nain-
sook, lace and embroidery trimmed and espe-
cially priced for this sale as above quoted.
&@ 90 Ladies' combination suit, cor
set cover and drawers, made
of fine dimity and French plaid cross bar,
elaborately trimmed with fine embroidery,
cut full Umbrella effect and extra special
values.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20

ST. go Ladies' combination corset
~AO~ cover and drawers, made of fine
quality cambria, deep embroidery effect and
interlaceG with ribbon-All sizes.
@S OK "A beautiful combination suit,
~~ corset cover and drawers Corset
cover trimmed with fine lace insertion IN
square effects. Drawers trimmed with lace
insertion and square effects. Drawers
trimmed with deep lace flounce and dainty
lace scroll effects to match corset cover,
daintily finished with ribbon at waist and
top.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20
In TzvO and Three-Piece Effects.

GA O0 Ladies' corset cover and draw
~A'S" ers, fine quality muslin and cross
bar dimity, trimmed with dainty lace and
ribbon embroidery. Drawers cut umbrella
style and extra full-All sizes
ca 90 Dainty combination suit, corset
~A" cover and drawers made of fine
nainsook, trimmed in extra quality fine en-
broidery, run with ribbon. Extra special
yalue-All sizes.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20
At S1.29

Ladies Muslin Skirts,
extra good quality ma
tcrial. mndc with deep
flounce, trimmed with
cluster of tucks and en-.
broidered edging. also
lace insertion and cdg-
ing-all lengths,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20
AT 4sc

'diss' Muslin,
made of good
muslin, with deep
Aouhee, all sizes.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20

All 79c
Ladies' Muslin
Skirts. extra good quail
ity material, deep
nouncc, trimmed with
lace and embroidery.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20
AT $3.50

Ladies' Muslin Skirts,
extra good quality ma.
torial, deep knee hounce
with double ruffles of
embroidery, extra good
value.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20
Al Sf.98

Ladies Muslin Skirts.
fine quality material
with kneo flounce trim
med with FIVE rows of
German val, Insertion
and very special value.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20

Ladies Muslin Skirts,
made OF extra fine quail
ity material with deep
floupces of embroidery,
insertion and cdging.
also lace insertion and
edging. An extra re-
markable value.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-20

Ladies' Skirts, made of
extra quality long cloth
with deep hounce of
val. insertion, interlaced
with dainty ribbons,
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-05-29
BARBARITY IS
STILL PRACTICED

st. Petersburg, May 2S.-(Special.)-An
instance of the medieval barbarity still
practiced by the peasants of the eau
casus region is reported from Ghely. a
remote mountain village. Thieves had
broken into the local church, stolen two
golden crosses and all the jewels on the
sacred images. A young man who was
suspected protested his innocence. He
was logged until he confessed" impli-
eating two other peasants. These latter
were logged and their heels burned. I'm
der torture they promised to reveal the
place where they had hidden the loot.
The prisoners led the way under escort
to the mountains, but one of them threw
himself down a precipice. and was
dashed to pieces. The other tried to
drown himself in a river. but was pre-
vented by his captors
Meanwhile the accusation had been
made against very old man who had
charge of the keys of the church. He
vas horsewhipped by the angry mob and
finally his clothes were fired, either by
himself or his prosecutors, and he was
burned to death. But the two COLDER
crosses were not recovered.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-05-29
VIEW STETHOSCOPE
rs EXHIBITED

London, May 27.-(Special.)-T new
Electrical ste .nosco2j, through which The
leart sounds are heard with SUCH ipten-
NY that they can be transmitted for
bore than 100 miles over an ordinary
telephone, vas exhibited and before a
i DIVIDED meeting of well-known physi-
|alns and scientists at the Inst ;utroa of
Electrical Engineers last utgnt. At IL
|.cent expcrino ntal test of tbs stetho-
hope Prof Milne and four physicians on
be Isle of Wight listened over the ordi-
hry telephone to the heartbeats of
Idly in Kensington.
lThe apparatus consists of a micro
hone made up. of two metallic contact
|Ieces of osmium-irium alloy, opened to
H infnitesimal degree by a fine adjust
IL screw and connected with a local
',rrent passing through a coil wound
HIND a permanent magnet. The minute
Induction space which is maintained by
''e automatic action of the current from
He'll flowing round the magnet, is able
n transform microscopic mechanical
Spvements into large current changes.
|I'he apparatus by itself. Mr.. Brown ex-
ined. reproduces the sound of the
Hart beats three times as Seud as the
binary stethoscope. BY attaching to
wires of the transformer his tele-
Ione relay "a new invention for mag
lying the very feeblest telephone cur
is, which Mr.. Brown had previously
.rribed to the society, sounds are
I'd through the electric stethoscope six
les as loud as through the ordinary in
1lment.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-05-29
CIVIL LIST
MAY BE REVISED

London, May Is Especially king
Georges civil list-the sum voted by par
lament for the upkeep of the royal
household and incidental expenses. will
probably come under the scrutiny of q
select committee of the commons for re-
vision. This was the case on the access
sion of Edward VII, when a considerable
increase was recommended over the sum
allowed to Queen Victoria, whose rather
humdrum court did not involve a large
expenditure. On the other hand graft
and sinecures in the royal household,
which have been pruned drastically under
King Edward, were answerable for much
waste of good money under the old
queen.
The civil list of the late King was ST.
100000 annually. but of this only $500
went into the privy purse. Over the bal
ance King Edward had no control what
aver But the late king Travelled great
1eal and kept up a degree of pomp and
state which Queen Victoria was stran-
ger to in the latter years of her reign.
King George. It Is expected. will follow
in his fathers footsteps in this respect,
md there is not the least likelihood of
curtailment of his civil list. Only the
socialist members of parliament are likely
to make such a suggestion-and they
would do it merely as part of their reg
ular principles and policy
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-05-29

Senator Robert L. Taylor of Tennessee
saws he has found the fountain of eternal
youth He says that he has discovered
how he may live a hundred years.
IT am absolutely certain that with the
aid and consent of my constituents In
Tennessee | can live to be a hundred
wears old" said the senator.
1T is Just this way. Time flies SO fast
here in Washington that the century
markets reached, or could be reached, l
should say without fellow knowing It,
have been here three years and 1t does
NOT seem like three weeks
Campaigns for reelection come with
the most astounding rapidity. They say
the term Of a senator is six years. but l
think it is all a mistake. think the
terms last from about october until May
and then another campaign.
"If my constituents just keep on send
ing me back here to Washington | shall
never die. A senatorship is the fountain
of eternal youth Old Ponce de Leon came
along too soon with his quest He should
nave been elected to the Senate and re-
elected continuously as long as he
wanted to keep on coming to Washing
ton and he would have located the foun-
tain of youth.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-05-29
TURKS GOOD AS
FIGHTING MEN

Vienna. May 2S.-(Special )-Whatever
may be the condition of the Turks, the
recent troubles In Albania have made 1t
perfectly plan that they have not dete-
riorated in the slightest as fighting men,
Austrian officers who have followed the
campaign are loud in their praises OF the
splendid lighting qualities of the Turkish
soldiers. The Albanians have always
been regarded as the cream or the TURK
ish army. Many of the rebels are vet
Grams who served in the former sultan's
famous body guard. Yet the regulars
proved their superiors man for man
whenever they came to grips Several
officers who have seen the fighting have
said to me that they did not believe
there were any better soldiers in Europe
than the men now serving under Snefket
Torgut Pasha in Albania.
1t is coming to be believed here that
agents of the former sultan are to blame
for the Albanian uprising which might
easily have. precipitated European war
Only the strongest efforts on the part Oh
Russia Austria and Germany pre-
vented the Balkan kingdoms from taking
a hand in the game. This would almost
inevitably have involved the greater
powers.
Signs are not wanting, according to
gossip in high circles that Italy will drop
out of the tripleealliance when the pres
ent agreement expires. If she does, the
idea here is that the alliance between
Germany and Austria will be drawn even
closer and so far the balance OF
Europe is concerned they will constitute
one power for either offense or defence
In fact there is grcuSd for belief that
such an understanding now exists be-
tween Berlin and Vienna Shat practically
binds the two great Germanic powers as
firmly as though there was organic uni
son and that it was due to this under
standing that Austria ventured the Bos-
mia III erzagovnia coup The knowledge
of this alliance is probably what pre-
vented the action of Russia and the other
powers from going beyond an ineffectual
protest.
A very rare old German Bible. Bib,
ia Pauperum," without a date. bat as
oyibed to the fifteen or sixteenth century,
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-05-29
$1,000 Skirts at $4.95

Remember these Skirts from the 5000 purchase
of sample Skirts made recently. We placed them on
sale Saturday and while sales were big we have
plenty left because $4,000 buys lots of skirts. In the
lot are Panamas, Mohair Worsteds, Serges Scotch
Tweeds English Mixtures, etc, and the styles are the
best. Values to $1,000 Special, "a OK
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-05-29
KINGS LAST ACT.

Dublin. May (Special)-Mrs Ready,
a poor Irish peasant woman, benefited by
one of the last acts of Edward VII. In
accordance with immemorial custom. his
majesty sent three pounds (sl5), being
the kings bounty" which is bestowed
on every poor woman who gives birth to
three living children. Mrs. Keady's trip
let's were born at Galway, but died
shortly after birth. but as they were all
born alive the conditions of the gift were
fulfilled. The letter containing the Aiv
postal orders was posted in London on
May s, and few hours before the king 5
death.