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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02
Headache

"My father has been sufferer from sick
headache for TIE last twenty years and
never found any relief until ne began
taking your Cascarets. Since he has
begun taking Cascarets he has never had
the headache They have entirely cured
him. Cascarets do what you recommend
them to do. will give you the privilege
of using his name. "-E. NJ. Dickson,
II2o Resiner ST., w. indianapolis, Ind
Pleasant Palatable. Potent Taste Good
Do Good Never Sicken- Weaken Grippe
10c. 25c. SOC. Never sold in bulk The gen
uine tablet stamped c. Guaranteed 70
cure or your money back
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

Colonel, don't you think, as the re-
suit OF your observation during many
years OF public life. that the holding
of government position tends TO take
away mans Independence and make
him merely a machine?" asked the In
auisitive acquaintance.
Undoubtedly" said the interna
revenue collector. There was a time
for instance. when, II you had asked
me such question as that. SHOULD
have kicked you out Of my office, bu
have become used to such things nov
and don't mind them at ALL"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02
Couldn't stand Exposure.

The member OF the legislature. Of
whom some graft stories had been
circulated. was about to build house.
you will want southern exposure,
l SUPPOSED" asked the architect.
mo, sir" said the man; IF you
can't build this house without an ex
posture I'll get another architect
Yonkers Statesman.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

Customer-My wife told me to stop
In and buy her bathing suit. What
are your prices and sizes?
Dealer-We have very nice one
here that I'm sure she will like. A
$50 bill will Just cover 1t.
Customer-That is Just about the
size she wants. How much is it?-
Springfield Union.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

His Pastor-My dear sir, don't you
think you ought to try to come more In
contact with your fellow men?
Mr. Muntoburn-My dear doctor, so
many people touch me every day of my
life that 1 have been compelled to en-
ploy secretary at good salary to act
as a buffer
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

Cody, Wyo., Ma 31.-When a big
brown bear paused to look at an auto
mobile near the ranch of G. c. Rude
son at the foot of the Big Horn noun
tains today, Rudolph Rovingo, the cow
boy chauffeur, holding the steering
wheel with one hand, lassoed bruin as
the car swept past him. The captive
was dragged to the Rudeson ranch and
is on exhibition there, with several
bare spots on his coat.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

One OF the treasures Of the shah OF
Persia Is a diamond set In one Of his
scimiters. which renders its possessor
invincible. There is also a dagger
win the same property. but 1t is or
dained that those who use it should
perish by It, 1t is therefore carefully
shut up in a sandalwood box on which
is engraved a verse from the Koran
Chicago News.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

I'VE don't use wine as beverage.
you know. Mrs. McGarvey," said Mrs.
Lapsling; but It's good to have 1T
tie of It in the house for medicinal pur-
poses. You know how grateful 1 am
for the bottle you sent over the other
day To thank you in words would be
merely a work Of Experimentation
Chicago Tribune.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

Stranger Ito prominent clergyman
Il came in here. sir. to criticise your
church management and tell you how
It ought to be run.
Prominent Clergyman (amazed)-
What do you mean. sir? How dare
you? Who are you, anyway?
81 am the humble editor Of the pa
per you have been writing to."-Life.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

They were looking at famous col
lection of paintings. and had stopped
in front of Portrait Of Lady"
why, that's Rembrandt" delight
edly exclaimed Mrs. Upsome-
I'm not so sure about that" said
Mrs. Gaswell. bringing her lorgnette to
bear upon II. TT looks to me more
lie a Merry Widow"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

Nan-Yes; I've released Jack from
his engagement. He told me yesterday
over the telephone that his rich uncle
who was going to make him his heir
you know, had gone broke
Fan-Did Jack ask to be releasedF
Mani don't know whether he did OF
not As soon as he told me about Ms
uncle I hung up the receiver.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

Grandma. you never took joy ride.
did you?"
Yes. child. once; but you wouldn't
call 1t Joy riding nowadays"
when was 1t, grandma"
Sixteen years ago. / took ride In
the Ferris wheel"
How fast did you go?"
THE wheels made one revolution In
about fifteen minutes"
"Shucksl "-Chicago Tribune.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

Miss Mary Morris. daughter Of the
late William Morris. poet and crafts
man, said at dinner in New York:
II like the American taste for its
frankness. Better be frank, even II
wrong. The pretty American girl was
by no means hopeless whose comment
on first seeing the Incompatible glory
of the Venus de Medici was. I
wouldn't be seen dead with ankles like
thatIf"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

The angel was making up the list
Il never asked my fellow man II II
was hot enough for him." remarked
Abou Ben Adhem.
And 10. his name came In under ths
wire nrst-New York Sun.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

Il look forward to having a great
garden this year"
You do? Bought some new ysri-
cites of seeds?"
mo. but I've found man in the
neighborhood who owns wheelbar-
row, and that will be a great help
Detroit Free Fress.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

Mr.. Fond Father reproved his little
son for having only rs per cent in
arithmetic. Mathematics. my boy"
he said. is very useful study. and
you must try to do better"
Il thought that was only useful for
Sailors" said the boy.
why for sailors?"
well. people on land have adding
machines, don't they7'-New York
Tribune.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

Cabb, mo, times amt wot they was
the dignity Of the perfession's gone.
Everybody wants blooming taxi and
when they've blowed 'emselves 'oarse
and can't get one they 'aves you as a
hapology.-The Sketch.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02
yu.t Right for That.

The visitors host was showing him
through the more OF less celebrated
town that has grown up around the
Pullman shops.
II don't see very much vegetation
here" observed the visitor. The soil
seems to be too sandy"
I'VE raise the juiciest melons here
you will find anywhere in the world
briefly responded his host, who hap
pened to be stakeholder in the COM
pany.-ChicaRo Tribune.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

Protructed.
Hello, Barkerl" said Smitkin, meet
ing his friend on the street. How
goes it7"
"All right. guess" said Barker.
"Seen Bobbie Sponger lately?"
yes; Bobbie Is down at my place
at Westhampton now. / invited him
down for the week end
why. l thought that was three
weeks ago."
1T was" said Barker. but, you
know, Bobbie is an expert at making
both ends meet "-Harper's Weekly.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

Village Constable Ito villager, who
has been knocked down by passing
motor cychst)-"You didn't see the
number. but could you swear to the
mann"
villager-"I did; but l don't thini
a card me."-Punch
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

Jcweled sunbursts in which one set
OF rays is made to revolve over anoth-
er by clockwork have been invented
gy an English woman
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

What though your schemes have all
gone wrong
For Fortune is naught but nirt;
Go trudging along with cheerful
song
And smile that conceals the hurt
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

The dear little girl then arose. bowed.
and recited it In this manner
Lettuce DENLY up N. Dewing.
Widow Hartford N. E. Fate:
Still H. z. Wing. still per Sue Wins
Learn to label Aunty Waite"
Then with the tumultuous applause
Of the audience ringing in her ears. she
sat down in happy confusion.-ChicAso
Tribune.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

Dealer-Thats one OF our best I'M
ported cigars. Hasn't 1t rich. mild
flavor?
Customer-Yes: the cigar is mild
enough. but the price is about 81 box
too fierce.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

When young girl wonders II she
will ever meet a man she would mar
ry; after she gets older, she wonders
IL she will ever meet one she wouldn't
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

Denmark's cooperative agricultural
societies. to which England largely
owes her cheap supply OF dairy pro-
duce. have an annual turnover OF over
s13,000.000.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

HOWARD L. BURTON : Assayer and Chemist t
Silver. Lead 81 Gold Silver. 75c; Gold, Soc; Zinc
Copper 81 Mailing envelopes and full price list
iicited Refsrence: Carbonate National Bank
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

Patience-Peggy is very happy.
Patrice-She's engaged isn't she?
Yes, and the man she's engaged to
Is cross eyed and he's looking at her
all the time and no one can tell 1t but
herself."--Y onkers Statesman.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

II usually takes q stronger hint to
induce a visitor to go than was re-
uuired TO get him 70 come
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

Mothers VIII find Mrs. Winslowss Soothing
Hyrup the best remedy 70 use for their children
during the teet thing period.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

Tommy-Paw. how much are you
worth?
Mr.. Tucker-About $4,000. my son
Why?
Tommy (after a few moments OF
deep thought)-Paw, how much does
the assessor fine you for having all
that7
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02

w. L Douglas $500
and $500 shoes equal
Custom Bench Work
costing $500 to $780,
Boys Shoes, S3,g260&S2
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1910-06-02
THE STAN DARD
FOR 30 YEARS.

Millions Of men wear
w. l. Douglas shoes be-
cause they arc the low
eat prices, quality con-
sidered. in the world
Made upon honor, of tho
best feathers, by the
most skilled workmen,
In all the latest fashions
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-15
DR.. Lyons .
Tooth Powder 1 ~

This Coupon and BE entities the
bearer 70 regular Csc size box of
Or. Lyons Tooth Powder Monday,
Nav l6
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-05-15

FREE-Minature trial size OF Babcock genu-
inc CoryIopsls Talcum Powder given free with pur-
chases in the Perfumery Dept tomorrow
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-20
IMPORTANT WORK
CONTINUED From Page One.)

| NSOlltlhuCu II Iohl L o6O
issue to meet prospective deficit in
revenues for the next two years.
Definition of proceedings relative
to the formation of drainage districts.
Authorizing counties to contribute
to the support of the Old Ladies'
Home.
Simplification of the form of privi-
lege license, and the assessment
therefor.
Authority to the board of trustees
of the Mississippi penitentiary to pur-
chase 1000 acres of land for convict
farming purposes.
Prescribing additional methods for
working the public roads.
Provision for the establishment of
county agricultural experiment sta
lions.
Prohibiting the shipment of oysters
in the shell outside of the state.
Creation of an inter-insurance sys-
TEN for manufacturing industries,
and providing for supervision thereof.
Constitutional amendmen making
circuit judges and chancellors elected
by the people.
Allowing cities and towns to float
securities to be used in making dona-
tons to state institutions.
Authorizing municipalities to create
water commissions.
General revision of the game and
fish laws.
Providing for the publication of
new digest of decisions of the Mssis-
sippi Supreme Court
Revision of the statutes relative to
the practice of medicine and phar-
macy.
Prohibiting the drinking of liquor
on railroad passenger trains.
Prohibiting minors under eighteen
years of age from entering pool rooms
and similar resorts.
Joint session of Jurisdiction with
louisiana and Alabama along the Mis-
sissippi river as means of breaking
up the whiskey boat traffic and sim
liar forms of crime.
Exempting IRON taxation certain
classes OF manufacturing enterprises
for a period of ten years.
Authorizing the state board of
health to employ field lecturer and
wage campaign of education on
sanitation and hygiene.
Over four hundred bills were passed
by the session, great majority of
which were local and private meas
ures.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-20
HATTIESBURG TOOK
The SECOND GAME

The Birmingham bunch received the
second trimming out of two times up
Tuesday at the hands of Hatties
burg, and at the same time was pre-
scented with a large smiling goose
egg. The final score was to 0.
All the trouble for the visitors came
in the first two innings, seven of the
locals crossing the home plate in the
first and two in the second. After
that neither side was able to score
and the visitors put up a nice article
of ball. The weather was a bit too
cool and the attendance was not up
to that of the first day.
The feature of the day was the
pitching of Eaton, the Hattiesburg boy
who went in for the locals in the first
inning and occupied the box for five
rounds. During that time he struck
out eleven men, only sixteen men
We're up before him and only one man
was allowed to reach first. Eaton's
work was a source of much pride to
the home folks and they just had to
in for the locals in the sixth did nice
work and is evidently a useful man.
1t was three up and three down for
him in several innings too. He did
not present the visitors with a single
hit, struck out four men and had COM
plete control of the situation at all
times.
Baldauf was again the star for the
visitors. Going in at the end of the
first after five men had been given
their bases on balls and seven of the
locals had crossed the home plate, he
rallied a badly ratified and discour
aged team, struck out seven of the To-
Gals and played all around good ball.
Birmingham opened at bat and one
two-three were out. Then the fire.
works started. Prewett was placed
in the box by the visitors and was as
wild as one ever Sees Boyd, Hates,
SHROPSHIRE. Swan and Eaton walked
during the inning, Tutwiler and Stick
ney were hit by balls and it was SIM
ply a procession. Spencer relieved
Pruitt briefly, but was not much of
an improvement, then Baldauf was
sent in and things began to simmer
down. Two of the locals reached the
coveted goal in the second, and then
the opportunities for advancement on
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-20


Section 8. This constitution is in
tended as provisionary, and to remain
in force, only until more carefully
considered one shall be adopted; and
until a new constitution and bylaws
shall be adopted, the league may Sc
lect all such committees, clerks and
agencies as a majority of the mem
bers present and voting at any meet
ing duly convened and held may de-
termine; and meetings may be called
by the president for such times and
places as he may choose, upon giving
"a hours public notice, or the league
in session may adjourn to any time
and place by majority vote of those
present and voting.
In connection with the foregoing
rules and regulations, we extend to
every good citizen of Hattiesburg an
invitation to be present at the next
meeting, to be held at the court house
on next Monday night. April 25th, and
become members of the league. by
enrolling your name with us. thus as
surfing the citizens Of tHattiesburg
your intention'to assist in every meas
ure that will promote the welfare Of
our city, and also to help select the
three commissioners who can best
serve the people of our city, and fur
ther the cause of the commission form
of government.
Signed:
E. C. HEARON, Pres.
GEO. w. CURRIE, Sec.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-20
MUCH ENTHUSIASM
Continued From Page one.)


thereafter In case any annual
election fails, the officers then acting
shall hold their offices until their sue
cessors are duly elected and qualified.
Section A. It's purposes are: To
promote, in every laudable and lawful
way, the commission form of govern
ment in the said city of Hattiesburg;
to lend it's aid and support to the Sc
lection and election of honest, compe
tent and energetic men to the various
offices and places of trust created or
authorized by law of said city; to aid
and support the officers and agents
thus elected, in the proper and judi
cious enforcement of the police regu-
lations and penal laws of said city,
and in the wise, business-like and eco
nomical administration of the city
government; to labor for the proper
distribution of the burdens of the city
government among it's citizens and
property owners, promote the general
welfare of its whole people, and thus
to secure to them the benefits of the
best busness-like and economically
administered government; to encour-
age harmony and concord among all
classes of the people and avoid, insofar
as possible, partisanship and factional
controversies: to stand for principles
rather than men, and to maintain the
cause of those it supports upon their
own merits, rather than upon the de-
merits of their opponents; to act as Il
unit, insofar as possible, on all ques-
tons determined by majority vote
of the members of the league present
and voting; and to strive to enthrone
and perpetuate the doctrines, Let the
office seek the man." THE greatest
good to the greatest number" and
Equal rights to all; special privileg-
es to none"
Section 5. No one shall be eligible
to membership in this league who is
not a qualified elector of the city and
who will not declare himself to be in
hearty accord with its purposes as
set forth in the foregoing section; and
any qualified elector may become a
by making said declaration
and having himself enrolled as such |
upon a book to be kept for the pur1
pose. The league shall be the final |
Judge of the qualifications of mem7I
bers, and may, by a two-thirds vote
Of the members present and voting, |
sXpel a member.
Section 6. Twelve members shall |
constitute quorum for the transac
ion of business
Section Z. Membership in this
eague shall be voluntary; but unity
'eing necessary to all successful
5 OF this character, each
member, by his enrolment as such
md SO long as a member. shall be
pledged to uphold and support the
men and measures approved by a ma
ority vote of the members of the league
present and voting at any meeting
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-20
LIEUT.. col. GAYLE
RETIRES FROM ARMY

Washington, April 20.-Lieut.-Col.
Edward E. Gayle, of the Fourth field
artillery, was placed on the retired
list of the army today upon his own
application. He has had more than
thirty-seven years of active service.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-20

New York, April 20.-Rain again
prevented the baseball games yester-
day in three of the four Eastern cities
where big league contests were sched-
uled. Boston alone was favored with
seasonable weather. At New York a
heavy down-pour forced the calling off
of the National games both here and
in Brooklyn.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-20

OFFICES FOR RENT-Two nice
suites of Offices in substantial brick
building on Main street near bust
ness center. Apply upstairs COS
Main street, or call Cumb. phone
1856. 1S-tf
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-20

WANTED-To clean your carpets.
mating, art squares and rugs, with
vacuum Cleaner. Work guaran.
teed. Prices right. Home Phone
f'1 19-5t
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-20

FOR SALE-Two-horse farm wagon.
cheap. Inquire at 81 East Third
street. 1925
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-20

WANTED TO BUY-A first-class gen.
tie pony and runabout, must be a
bargain, for spot cash. Address
Pony, News Office.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-20

WANTED0To buy horse, or mule
preferred. Must be cheap Missis-
issippi Bottling & Manufacturing
Co, Jno. McLemore. 1921
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-20
Adds to Beauty.

What makes girl pretty is the way
she can look when you tell her She Is
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-20

WANTED-A desirable couple, or two
young men, can secure good board
for $3.50 per month. Apply 314
Bay street. 19-3t
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-20

FOR SALE-My property els New
man street. A bargain for cash
Nearly as cheap as renting on time
GEO. II. LAMBERT McLaurin,
Miss. 11-eod-4t
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-20

AT Philadelphia:
New Observation-Disclosures
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-20

MONEY TO LOAE-at per cent
simple interest; $4,000 ready on
matured contracts. Particulars. w.
E. Whitehead, 112 Mobile street,
Hattiesburg, Miss. Both phones
81. 30-1mO
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-20

WANTED-To buy good veal calves
and all kinds of good beef cattle.
II you want good prices call either
phone 21.-CRYMES GROCERY co.
13-eod-4t
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-20

Let us supply your skilled help of all
kinds. Everyone's record is tor
oughly investigated before sen lg
them out. Give us a trial. SCI eh
ern Employment Co., 112 Mobile NSt.
j. q. Maddux, Proprietor. Both
phones 31. feb 90, emo
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-20

At Detroit:
Detroit-St. Louis-Rain.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-20

Struck out-By Eaton, IL by Lums-
den, 4. By Baldauf, 7.
Bases on balls-By Eaton, O;by
Lumsden, 2; by Baldauf, 2; by Prev
EFT, 5. Double play-Holt to Brooks
Umpire-Rich.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-20

READ THE DAILY NEWS.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-20

Ash and. Bligh, infelders, have re-
ported for duty with the Hattiesburg
team. A south paw is expected in
next week to- join the local team
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1910-05-19
MAG. ALSO beaten
Locals Take MAC. Into Camp by
5 10 4 Score
MADE TEN HITS OFF MAG.
Sndy Pitches Wonderful Ball and Is Well
Supported

Meeting the fast base ball aggre-
CATION from the Michigan Agri-
cultural College for the first time
in two years Alma took them into
camp last Wednesday in very
decisive game by the score of S to
4.
The game was not of the senSa-
tional order particularly, but was
characterized by Sandy Duncansons
superb twirIing, and the steady
fielding and heavy batting by the
local team. Until the eighth inn
ing only one hit and no runs were
gathered of Sandy and that hit was
was of the scratch variety. On
the other hand Alma made ten hits
off Pattison who had pitched such
remarkable ball this season for
M. A. c. and who a week previous
held Michigan to five singles of
the ten hits, five were two-baggerS
and the rest good healthy singles.
For Alma, the first six men went
out one, two, three but all seemed
to be hitting the ball. In the Bird
inning Campbell the first man up
laced out a two Dagger, was ad'
vanced to third by King and scored
on Phillips single over first, Graham
foAved with a single which put
Philips on second but Phil was
caught off the bag a few seconds
later on a nice peg by TeRoller
Call ended the inning by popping
to Rains.
Alma should have scored in the
fourth. Sandy opened with a
scorching single into right but was
Doubled when Pattison caught
Burke's attempted bunt, McCloy