Connecticut western news., 1910-08-11

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 I effect forbids
 a EA public drinking D s@ cups in public parks, streets, public buildings, railroad cars, stations or steam ferries, and makes the penalty for violation of the law a fine not exceeding $25 for each offense.
 The new law is in the interest of an effort to stamp out communicable diseases.
 Dr. Crippen is a new kind of Dew drop to ingraft on Canadian soil. He is no doubt wishing by this time that there had been one wire less on the steamer Montrose.
 If the usual course is followed out the vaudevill managers will be bidding for Captain Kendall in the endeavor too in- duce him to appear in public montague on How I Game to Suspect Orippens presence on the Montrose. '"
 I'll kiss yon. he remarked to the girlat the lakes. After waiting patiently for several seconds she remarked: Well, hate buffer" Then the launch race started and it was all off
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 Sea turtles are found in Lee, Mass, pond II Exchange.
 Certain Lee citizens have been able to see snakes often, but Lee must have changed it's brand of exhiliration if the snakes have changed to sea turtles. If this thing continues the good people of Lee will soon see double.
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 The Hartford Courant correspondent who had such apparent hard work to get rid of Lake button in Winsted should have changed it to a frog or a snake or fish and sold it to the New York newspapers for a good price. Apparently he is not acquainted with the commercial commodities of Winsted.
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 In the publication of weekly newE- papers the scoop" does not usually play very exciting or important part, but we cannot refrain from mentioning the way we scooped the SHARON NEWS last week Fl Millerten Telegram
 But you forget to mention the way. What was it on, brother? Did someone over in your section paint their fence last week and you actually succeeded in recording the fact, or was there new arrival in town so that you really landed an actual piece of news. If either of these are facts permit the NEWS to con- gratulats you. Or did Dr Shoop change his reading notices or was it new notice of pink pills. Your. enterprise, brother deserves encouragement. A. cooop by the Telegram, well, well, well. It is not to be wondered you desire to call attention to 1t. Sorry the NEWS didn't chance to notice this one. But never mind, brother, the NEWS con graduates you just the same. Keep up the good work, you re doing fine.
 
 It would really be Imaginable it it wasn't silly, the way some of the good ladies of the country take on over the report that Roosevelt's s married daughter smokes cigarettes. The resolutions they have passed and sent to her and to other society women, who also have been charged with the same awful crime, and in some instances without the slightest grounds fc- truth, begging them to de- sist from the awful practice, strikes the onlooker as an ill-bred impertinencs.
 All people can't see alike, perhaps, but if some of these dear ladies who are eternally sticking their nose into other peoples affairs and trying to run the universe on the little narrow-g -guage l schedule that they have set up as a guide | to life and morals, would stay at home and darn their husbands and children's socks and keep the family wardrobe in | repair they would accomplish something | worth while. Though it might not | appear in the newspaper headlines. it might result in pleasant domestic sur prise, ereditable to the parties in question | and less wearisome to the public at large. The gall of some of these so- called advanced women" would make hippopotamus blush.
 One Bad Boy.
 A correspondent of the New York Sun writes: T have a boy who has absolutely no respect for law, order, property or peace. He destroys the quietness of the house and the neigh borhood at all hours. He ruthlessly | smashes all kinds of property that l