Albuquerque morning journal., 1910-12-11
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ross evidently would be boss.

ross evidently would be poss.
UPPER BERTHs are lower. Are
you on?
PRESIDENT TAFT has made a
few brief remarks.
UNEASY lies the head that sits in
the house OF Lords;
WE SIMPLY have to have better
roads in this county
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DIR. COOK probably appreciates the
force and Significance of that cele-
brated remark about the frazzle.
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AN OSHKOSH man says he has dis
covered perpetual motion. Must have
u combination of the taXicab and gas
meter.
BERLIN. it is said. is to be en-
larged so as to embrace three and
half million people. Rather stable
hug, that.
IT WOULD insult the intelligence
of the reader to specify the nature
of the bird upon which T. r. viii
dine Christmas day.
REGARDING the true state of af-
fairs in Mexico 1t is quite likely that
there are a lot Of things we don't
know That are not true
SOON ANY judge who fails to OBJ
serve himself mentioned for place on
the supreme bench win have a sort
Of right to feel sighted.
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zuela, Nicaragua. Brazil-what Is II |
about the Spanish language that
makes the natives so fretful?
ALL THE SAME, Chicago will have
difficulty in explaining how it re-
manned for her police chief to act as |
the censor Of her grand opera
1T WOULD be unfortunate If arctic |
explorers should be expected, in addi- |
ton to furnishing proof TO go through |
an inquiry to demonstrate their abso
lutte sanity,
THE "F1GGERING" by the local
anarchist on the constitutional con
vention expenses belongs TO the same
school of mathematics as its ideas on
newspaper management
TO THE FOND wife when you
see the purple spotted Christmas mag
enta necktic scintillating alluringly
from the shop window, pass not by it, |
turn from it and pass away.
REPUBLICANS who believe that
the recent defeat will benefit shun
the language of cold analysis and re-
frain from any demonstrations OF en-
thusiastic gratitude toward the dem
oCrats.
IT Is SAID that an Ohio man who
never had his hair cut lived to be 90. |
1t Is suggested by contemporary
that he had read about Sampson, and
not improbable that he learned to
avoid Deli!ah.
THERE is local publication OF
proclivities which speaks
with ill-concealcd contempt Of the
new state OF meager population and
Few Industries. Nothing like boost
ing for statehood.
1T is carpingly stated that the chief
duty of the Massachusetts governor |
Is 20 wrest the toga from Senator
Lodge. In this case II really appears
10 DC moro of "a pleasure than a duty
Q the executive elect
IT WAS ONLY a breeze. says Can
lon-'a zephyr compared TO the
'yclone of 1894. There are others not J
70 fortunate as the speaker who Will
give a different opinion as to the
'eloelty OF the wind.
LUTHER T. ELLSWORTH. Ameri- q
an consul al Ciudad Porfirio Diaz
wants transfer The last time I
luther was mentioned in dispatches g
rom G. i. Diaz he needed a brick
roof breast protector. .s.
a PHOENIX man makes the very
reasonable suggestion that the salar- a
es offered the Arizona judges by the ! 81
lew constitution will undoubtedly at g
ract class of jurists in the case OF ] q
yhom the recall win prove highly de- W
lrable o
SOCIAL MENTION from the River | q
on tNyol News. AT the entertain | q
lent ON Monday night Miss Bessie n
'rowniug recited that soft-talk noem. | u
VIII Choose a. Sweetheart From the ! n
foWd Tonight. with such earnest h
ess and emotion that all the Young w
len made their getaway before the h'
BOW Was halr over Bessie has never ~
ON a medal Tor looks. hut she can IL
'cite 90 beat The band th
.amie Sniu is cutting quite swath th
. Aiapahoe street because she won af
De- prize 90 the elocution contest ON | ~
uesday night She suffered so plain q,
that every body wondered what She ! We
as saving her piece twice for Her ! do
'ther was the tndgc OF the contest" as
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