The sun., 1910-05-27
LIVE TOPICS ABOUT TOWN.


Those hSEnboyant young collees lei
lows who persist IN rah-rahinE in Broad
way rathskellars make me tired. AZ the,
do everybody sAid the Old footbal
player, hut never again will I insult an
of them. no matter how obnoxious the,
become.
i was sitting with a quiet party on,
evening lately when W. were annoyed b.
= Erge party who came, u ives easy "a
learn, from a small college in New Jersey
Ohe oi them came over 10 our table anc
insisted On buying us drink. W,
I couidn't shake him and finally | told him
90 get out. rising az the same time and
Opening my coat for the hRht that
thought would follow. His friends had
, gathered around: We we're four 70 their
I ten or twelve. but | was % anary at the
fellows impudence / felt sure I could
hcs the lot But the minute l opened my
coat he reached forth with his hands and
the next second was giving mo the fra
ternity grip. He had got 4 fash Of my
pin when | opened my coat.
-sorel ] was never ~ mad in my life
was itching 10 give him the tfouncing
he deserved and instead Of doing Il ]
had to profess undying fraternal aifec-
ton. meet his friends. have them meet
mine and then mix in with them. IL was
An hour before could get myself together
enough % break away.
The nOiaiar they are in future the more
III leave them alone
Every time ! serve on a Jury said
the man who thinks that he does more
than his share Of that kind Of civic duty.
I take a supplementary trip through a
department store. then I 60 home and
ponder on the pernpicaGity of women wit
nesses. How they can swear 20 posi-
lively TO an article that has a million
counterparts in this one town 10 what
puzzles me. Take curling irons. There
IA nothing In the world that a woman crn
swear to more positively than a pair oi
curling tongs, yet IN every store there
ere thousands just like the pair IN ques-
ton, A woman will take oath thEt an
amber headed. rhinestone studded hat.
pin belongs 10 a certain woman. Maybe
II does but how can she be ~ sure OF u
when there ere half million other women
wearing hatpins % the same kind? No
body can fool a woman on sidecomhs
either. yet when ! 90 into a store ] find
counters filed with the same kind Of
combs for other women 10 buy.
Then | look az my own personal be-
longinEs % see what | could he identified
by II should be sandhagged in = strange
place. | have q mrtchsefe. but Il isn't
monogramed and there are 10000 other
matchsTf fee just like II. Ny pocket
knife could BE- duplicated many times
over 20 could my Gun buttons and sctrf
pin. But a woman never sticks 90 this
multiplicity of similar articles. She
rvra.-a fhaa . thin halonwa 70 a rsnr
ticulpr person a. serenely as II Il was the
only one Of its kind IN existence. And the
funny part of u IL her Identification "a
usually correct
Didn't read inTHH Sun the other day
said a city explorer. shout a new short
trolley line in Brooklyn, down by the
Bush terminal. with a three cent farei
Il reminds me OF another trolley line
In Brooklyn, an old one this Ia. on which
he fare II the same This lins runs from
Hamilton ferry. Brooklyn. along Hamilton
avenue a little pieoe and then down Van
Brint street 70 and Just beyond the Erie
Basin. Distance a mile or more; fare
hrce cents
Below the printed sign Teacher Of
language was q smaller written notice f.
shich said. Cooking recipes Translated /
INTO any language
That was plain Enrlsh. vet Il had TO be I
translated iuto more comprehensive terms
or one inquisitive caller.
Cookery trtnslatiOns are made for
women who employ foreign cooks. aid I
he teacher. The girls can neither
cad nor write EnElish and the mistress
annot speak 0r read their lanEuage.
De has lavorite dishes that she would
Ike prepared and the girls are capable
{ making them u they could only find
az what u wanted There are few
lrpiEn translatiOn- Of our American
ook hOoka Foreign cooks don't think
nough OF our cooking to waste any time
h turning whole book into another
luguage. but find that there ~ a pretty
teady demand for the SERVICES Of any
Cdy who will Translate single recipes d