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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-01-04
BanCO de Puerto Rico
PAGO DEL DIVIDENDO ACTIV0
No. 80.

III Juases 13 del corriente-a la una de.
la tarde Sc abrira en- la Gaia del Baneo
Fetuan ], ell pago del 32o. dividendo ac-
tive, serreapvadiente al segundo semestrx
de 1903 saontante a 40 del capital
reahzxssls.
San sfxgn e. h., Enero de 1910
ri Presidente,
N. Pon.aguo.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-01-04

Del DiStrito de Toa Alta comunicail
que en- el barrio Quebrada Arena, en- Ia
casa de Leon Vazquez, donde sesllevaba
efecto un baile, fue muerto de IN tiro,
de revolver Ramon Calder6n, ignorando-
Sc quien pueda ser ell autor de este crl-
men
PARA CU9n-2 DM rSF9TAbO
EN- UN DIA tome LANATIYtt BRONCO
QUINI A. El hoticario devolvera Il dine
ro 81 no le cura. La firntt de +. W. GRO
We sc halla en- cada cHiita.
Han contraido matrilnonio en- la isla,-
los apreciableS i6venes don Jorge Ser
vera Y la simpatica senorita Monona Pal
mer.
Ha quedado formada en- San German
la nueva Directiva de la Gaia de Eco
nomias y Pr6stamos bajo la presiden--
cia de don Ulises Lopez Carlo
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-11-16
HIf iED>
,.o,."i, q" Pia, VITA Dsr,~r-si rreIIm.
mary Iu Watch J.is n.lt.:Jr.

'..otg- Sios-"n D'av"i -" practice
safI-- Yesterday 'nI hI- mach With Hopr-
lt - room tld won both In the after
noon h- defeated Fsrt Williams. glavIng
- To- t.- SD rb" sore % 7'T ." ~.
'uakIu- .. tugh r.l. -! 80 aud d'e,agIug 20
N tlilAHr- in.,I.' q hgu run ~ ~ ani
averaged r.,t Ia ia" @ su'ng he played
h. infdu.r. defeating han. b. -. score 81
~ 20 Hr' ~lrs~pn made a high rIn 81 =
,ui usara.s.I .Is-2I Gardner, hr-'
IN tr. :. and l." AVERAGED ~ 81
S."-~DL HIIi EisJ match gam" 81 s0'
prtn's 81 i'r al ~ Dsutrc- beginning to
:. bar.a-e-t. - -" mach viii take
~, Ia CO.. POINTS TO t- JiAs"d each day
So IL l.. Ilsy'I ia The afternoon ana 3"D N
the Hvsn.T.
~ Hysr- G-tra'-d + pIrhin III the
game played last night IN 10" three cushion
inurua incn' ~ lphn j NCCraw loom by
'ha r.r" of g. 80 -, with "a ttyh run ~ u.
th. hlgh.- run made 4 ring The tournament
purtli, i.-' ran va he game lasted
10 IUH.uE-
Bu-',iu A"u f"r IT," Gr-' time las' uI:ht
~ fl- iu'"r'.ty hague. tournament ~
.T"Nu' ~. 10. room ~ Mason 81 the Hub
defeated John ManRpan - \"w York by
the ,Curs ~ - To- ~ IN ninety one innings
~at"ty 49,. a." - L. al sAtA" on both -id@-
from IA. tart II was = hotIy contested
match and Mason w'n - 'ATee points
Mason made a high run OF Nanahap' :
best ran wac Tom Gallagher was referea
m. gam" tai ixLt Nj! h. between james
Blair. sew lorH. and Al Mason. Boston
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-11-16
The Hupmobile
Philosophy:

Il et the other fellow have the .urg profit
on the high-priced car.
Give US the small profit on a generous
volume.
THE automobile business cannot grow 10
real greatness on the patronage o! The
fex-it must deserve the support of
the many.
There aren't enough rich men 20 60
around.
I'VE will build cars FOR the average man
for the modest pocketbOok.
we GIll send the Hupmobile OUT into
every nook and corner Of 'he world.
I'VE will link the city to the farm and
the farm 10 the city.
Anybody can sell luxuries 10 the rSh
let US bring health. and sunshine, and
pleasure: TO men and women OF modest
means.
Il Ct US resolve TO build car so good that
il will sham. the cars Of higher price.
LET US make il so light and YET so strong
thar il will cost less TO keep than am
other car on earth.
81 asst. and most important Of all let Us
resolve that oil the money on earth shall
not tempt US 10 turn out poor prod
uct."
This policy Nas formulated three years
ago Now thousands % people swear
by the HupmobiIe and rouch for It's
soundness and its value.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-11-16
hr>tRH MOTOR, FI>,>rI>.
New directorate Chosen AMI Durani Re-
ports q ambitious s.op,i.

lh" srnl.u meeting = IA" G-rS-ai
Motors '1nIi IN vas f"lf Yesterday n
'-r-ss 'f'y. 'lsn.c- N he board ~ .,'-e'
~. beiu. ma 4" Ihc-.. directors rouI-
a's.d ny the voting 'Tla'eeS app"lu,-d Ia
"nne,t,nn Nt'n ~" . nD" '-r' I>-pe Of
notes hy the company. Wet" 'i~,r"d W Z
rr-sr' Anthony Brady James ! sior
r"n. Nlh.rt ~trau.- ~ Mo- leusul
>tc:oIs- 4 I,insv. Richard I.aSemln. n
i,.org. Richard ir BENJAMIN Ne,
GIckin. Herbert Z Carlshach amt Arthur =
Bush II With the exception Of Mr puraui
these are all new III. last foIr named It
- understood. are merely temporarily "u
ne board They w,li b. s.Icr eeded later by
triJ business men 81 Detroit
The r.'IItnE directors are William r.
atom Gurus T. HAtIeWly. , / smith
William ! Mead. Henry HcY ierson. 4 u
b-ntl.y Samuel Mclnugi"r. Schuyler u
huoE D. u campbell and Leland
tpIr ~ m" new directors represent The
General Motors omIany The others rep
r'-"r' ~" financial Interests " hich ioaied
'.r ru'.' t--ria Nr Ntnrrow u 81 Lee HIE-
-.n-pu a &" "f Bo-'pn. and Nr Strauss
.- 18th ard S.ligIuan 4 90 u -
Understood there vii b. a meeting soon
- WNr'h ~" ni'r"r- viii ba chosen
Nr Duran' whD :, Virn-pr"- dem -
-" '0rpanr. gave OIt s:a'"mcn' las
n,f' 90 -" effect that the financial Affairs
o ~" company are 10 be under IN" lnmedi-
H.r supervision 81 finance committee
when nj. include representatives ~ IN.
tanAIHR firms The mana cement be-
..."- laid Nr DursB'. that the financial
ARRANGEMENTS mad. pIa &c the company IN
excellent .Dap" for the successful prose
's.'f1n ~ ItS business
- the financial rondirion OF the com
J.nN Mr. DlTant bad the following 90 Say
It" arrangement entered INTO some ve.H-
go Win 'he New h?r. hansing 7ynfi. ate
and Nes-r- Lee. II gg.n-on 4 60 81
hps-ou has been concluded. and aS rec ~
hereof tho company nas received -I.fi rIsu'
"nitr" Debt and the debt Of al. - rIb-,d-
larry companies Checks for 'hs payment
~ az rUat'IT"d obligations are now IN proc
10 provide Tor 'he repayment 81 the.
al, ance- he CON pany mas i--ried SIS ~.
Of 9rf 'ent i've year sIuHtnz fund NJ.
~ a total Authorized - 10 ~ $50 on
secured nv frs lien y,on IN. man.'I
ring plants " ~" -Ip-'iidry ,OTIpan.r.
a." he Central Irr.-, Company ~ Sen Nyfs
D. trustee The deed Of trust provides
On or before NJ" hr-i Gay ~ October.
1911. tive sam ~ 81 ~" u'"
1872 the further sum ~ y .E"nTn
- or before %" 0r-i d." ~ D.tuher
'Sl1 the further -Iu ~ 9 49, IN"
IN 81 pefor" ~" nr-i IA. ~ ~ iph"r
lisa " DrpWO ~ f"-,.rv~h notes ,tn
- i'-peh ont, subject 90 M" rr-rr,'u'u-
Z he decd ~ r'lsi
..n-rf ..''' = naiorfi. ., IT,. J" ou, -'ana.n.
,rrHl s'p,k m no ,p'urau ra- Nsc..
.aEo-trrd sun the teGfrll I,a-r pruptr
MI raPay men ~ tr" n"'"- I' No
rsine. ' S'orrov Wiu.p - ran, alI
Anthony Brady a. Voting Trustees
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-11-16
GENERAL SPECIFICATIONS
RUNABOUT

r'r!i power plant Four cylinder. % Mp motor;
~. Inch bore 81. Inch s'roSe or-ei crank
shaft: val, es on irft side
Sclecuve sliding gear transtr i>sOC, -Ww Sps~is
forward and reverse. fabricated frum frank
Multiple disc clutch enclosed In gear case AMI
rInulng In oil
foot ana emergency brakes. intsrra.
pandlng on wheels.
Drop forge front axle, beam section. Integral
spring seats
frame ., pressed steel channel section semi
elliptic from, springs. patented cross spring
In
fIoat feed. automatic cArbureior acceleTa, Tor
pedal hand throttle under steering wheel
Bosch high tension magnetic. No battery coil
complicated wiring
Thermo sypnOn system Of water clrcula ton for
cooling
. Irches Tread. g inches
Pody Hupp blue white stripping Wheels gray
Oh lamps for dash and rear horn and iooi> r-gu-
lar equipment Top. windshield gas lhnDs
iAna generator extra. Weight reg ar
equipment 200 he
Price. $3.50 2 %. u Detroit
TOURING CAR
same a. RunaboI, except
Wheel base Ito inches heavier frame tAnatlun
steel rear spring
Metal body sealing -four. Tuttci upholstery
Hupp blue On body white stripping gray wheels
Regular c,uipmen; gas h-AdIlghts ana generator
shock absOrbcrs on front springs. oil dasG and
tall lamps horn Ant tools Ton winrShl~Ii
Sprrdomcisg Extra
Tires 20 4 inrhr, front - n inches rrAr
Wclght regular equipment. isiJ pounds
Price. 5000 D. %. %. Detroit
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-11-16
/. $3.50 2 -. ID DctrWi
TOURING CAR


priced car that employed the same fine
materials and methods utilized on
larger and costlier cars.
You get the first lifelong guarantee ever
given with any automobile in the
world-a guarantee which will be car.
ricd OUT to the letter, no matter how
many people may. in time, own the
car you buy. nor how many years
hence il may be called into action.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-11-16

You get longer wheel base ;han has ever
been offered before for less than $1,000.
You get Bosch magnetic and sliding gear
transmission offered for the first
time in a touring car for less than
$1,000.
You get the same superb construction thar
won for the Hupmobile Runabour
the honor OF being the only moderate
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-11-16

The new Hupmohile banishes three bugaboos which
have always confronted the touring car buyer
y The fear thar low price meant poor construc.
ton.
p The fear OF excessive cost OF repair.
3 The fear OF high cost Of upkeep.
Fear No | is driven away BY the lifelong guarantee
and the magnificent record OF thousands OF
Hupmobiles already in use
Fear No , is left without a leg TO stand on by this
same lifelong guarantee.
Fear No. } meets its Waterloo in the proof pre-.
sented by hundreds Of owners that Hupmo.
bile cared for at home, costs from 20 10 CSC
day.
car. tomorrow. by an entirely new economic
proposition.
II touring car would mean anything 10 YOU
II it would make life brighter and healthier and hap
pier for YOU and your friends
And YOU afford 10 pay for that inestimable
boon a first cost OF $500. and an after.cosr
about equal 10 the average daily street-car ex-
pense then buy q Hupmobile. with implicit
confidence in its rock-ribbed. lifelong guaran-
fee.
Buy il, too. with this thought in mind
That the first poor Hupmoble has YET TO be built.
That there isn't crippled Hupmobile in America.
unless il was crushed in an accident
Thar Hupmobiles used for year or more have al
ways commanded almost full list price.
That the Hupmobile policy has always been 10 carry
out every promise 10 the letter
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-11-16

Nr, kiug turned the tables on Miss Clear
eater last chs In the second game Of he
,pr'e- A. Maurice Dalv > Broadway Billiard
t,aIrm, 1n- ,-uTr was Mrs hing. III
Mss clearwater. :. The winner made u
Eixh ruu 81 ; Miss Clearwa'er's best run
tsIrg The total score for The two nights
- Mrs King 90! Miss Clearwater. i@
T. vas sad last NIGHT among the friends oI
Ms ,ieITNnter that Miss Eugcnie Fit%-
SIMMONS would ,hallenge the winner % the
match
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-11-16
The Lifelong Guarantee

The HurP Motor Car Company 81 Az
rees the Hupmobile free from de!cei, IN
material or workmanship, during ii life
Of the car. and will replace. free Of charge.
any such defective material when returned
TO its factory for inspection. transporta-
ton prepaid. This guarantee does not
cover tires. HUPP MOTOR CAR COMPANY
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-11-16

You get enough power TO carry four people
up any hill or grade the Hupmohie
may encounter.
You get more speed. several times over
Than the law allows or a wise driver
cares TO use.
You get a system of springs supplemented
by shock absorbers in the front,
which makes driving delight in ease
p and smoorhness.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-11-16

ia' arI-e Of internal dI-arrIng.msnt Louis
. Disbrov. the Pop" Hartford driver
= - another sea voysgcr
n he hold along With the rlCtu: carr
we're several privately owned ears belong ne
'r uer-ons who went South To --aa the rt''-
very low rate Nss made los tine steamship
'nuuHRv for Transporting these ma hine-
zrt many took advantage Oi n ~ =. inner
T. t-sIeS. manager 81 The NaTWr B'I -'pt'
cam accompanied mss men and Their AZ.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-11-16

~ some OF those tho took part IN 80
N William knippeT. nos. Ian'il
1iedenann trophy race. max IN.
tage OF 5s'i miles an hour, u"v
n light car record, was among III
@who returned Ri, ar vas N III
Inag with the three racing Max ell
~ Ixsaished third. fourth and Gfth ="
s-lly In the Tiedemspn trophy ra'"
Siyers Of these. SneTv Wright. Thoma'
-,iellO and Marin DoOrle we're on board
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-02-19
Drink and pipIomnex.

Prince bismarck once boosted that
In his youth he drank a bottle OF cham
payne az one draft from a puzzle
goblet SO constructed that one could
not bring Il close to ones lips. yet one
was not allowed 10 spin drop. Not
IA single drop fell on my walstcoai
Every one was immensely surprised.
but said. Give me another Such
tricks We're formerly an indispensable
part Of The diplomats trade. They
drank the weaker vessels under the
table. wormcd all they wanted to know
out Of them and made them agree To
things contrary TO their instructions.
When they got sober they could not
imagine WIN they had acted SO"
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-02-19

About 200 years ago small embroid.
cred rugs were largely made In Per
sia. chiefly NJ Ispahnn. These were
prayer rugs. and on each OF them near
one end was small embroidered
mark to show where the hit OF sacred
earth from Mecca was TO DO placed.
In obedience to a law Of the Koran.
that the head must be bowed TO the
ground in prayer. this was touched
by the forehead when the prostration
WINS made. and SO the letter Of the
law was carried out The custom still
prevails. The Persian women who
weave the finest prayer rugs seldom
weave any other Kind OF rug.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-02-19
HANDICAPPED.
This is the Case With Many Snow Hill
People.

Too many Snow Hill citizens are handi-
capped with bad back. The unceasing
pain causes constant misery, making
work a burden and STOPPING or lifting
an impossibility. The back aches at
night. preventing refreshing rest and in
the morning is stiff and lame. Plasters
and liniments may give relief, but can
not reach the cause. To eliminate the
pains and aches you must cure the kid
neys.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure sick kidneys
and cure them permanently.
The following statement should con-
vince every Snow Hill reader Of their
efficiency:
Henry c. Smith, miller, Pocomoke
City, Md, says: A few months ago
was taken with a severe ache across
the small of my back, which gradually
grew worse until was unable TO arise
from a sitting position. | had often
heard of Doan's Kidney Pills and de-
Gliding to try them. | procured box.
After had taken the contents Of two
boxes my trouble has disappeared and
! have had no return attack. | know
that Doan's Kidney Pills live up to rep
reservations and consequently ! highly
recommend them.
For sale by all dealers. Price 80 cents,
Foster Milburn Co.. Buffalo. New York,
sole agents for United States.
Remember the name-Doan g, and
take no other.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-02-19
FOOLED His SUPERIOR.
An Astonished Pasha and q Lieuten-
ant Who Won Promotion,

Knssm pasha when minister OF war
for Egypt was very particular IN re-
gard to the personal appearance OF his
ulcers and issued stringent orders
Inn; they should never appear un-
shnven IN public. One day he met
upon the street lieutenant who had
bearded the pasha and dlsregarded his
orders. ITO what regiment do you be-
long:" demanded the indignant minis
ter 30 the regiment. at Abas-
seuh." replied the frightened lieuten-
ant. Get into my carriage at once so
that | can carry you 10 the encamp-
menl and have you publicly punish
ed" was the stern command which
followed.
The young man obeyed. and the
twain rode along gloomily enough for
some time. when the pasta stopped
his carriage and entered an Office
where he would be detained for some
tunity. the culprit sprang from the
vehicle. dartcd into u ncighborlng
BARRIERS stall and regained his post
before the return OF his jailer minus
his beard For the remainder OF the
route the officer buried his face In his
hands aud seemed the picture OF ap-
prehension
Abasseuh was reached nj last, and
all the officers were assembled to wit
ness the degradation OF their comrade.
who all the while kept well in the
rear Of his chief. Come forward. you
son Of dog cried the irate pasha.
when there stepped before him an Off
Ger with n face as clean as baby's
and look Of the most supreme inno-
cence. His cxccllency gave one look
Of blank establishment aud then. with
an appreciative smile breaking over
his war worn features. turned to the
assembled officers and said. Here
gentlemen. your old minister Is n fool.
and your young lieutenant is cap
tain"
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-02-19
THE ll0MEMAKER.
Mans chivalry TO the Fried Goddess
OF the Fireside.

Mans Chiveiry 10 the FRIED 1ocdess
OF the Fireside.
As we men frequently admit. II is
our chivalrous regard for woman
which leads us 10 desire that she shall
conline hef wholly admirable energies
TO the making OF our home and the
Keeping OF orr houses. She Is tender
and frail. aud SO we urge that she
shall not for moment drop her role
as the goddess OF the household. There
Is nothing that so rouseS our almost
sacred admiration as to see our own
particular goddess with dishrag In
one hand and IA frying pan In the 9th
or. Let us never desert this high ideal
Of woman,nod and Its lofty purpose In
life
Particularly let us not DO so because
II woman does not keep the house
II will not be kept. Would we men
engineer aud prepare 1895 meals In
one year: Would we wash dishes
1885 times. wipe them LOS times.
sew. darn mend. devote our lives to
gray uonotony of trcadmIll effort;
Not ON your life, Our chlvalrous re
gard for adored woman would not per
nit H. And we would go crazy within
six months II we tried. I know OF
nothing that we should cling TO more
closely than this chivalrous regard
for our womankind IL saves the cost
OF many and many hired girl.
have penned this little tribute TO
mans chivalrous regard for woman
because anybody can see that 1t de-
serves 1t. Woman the housekeeper
and nothing else. the fried goddess
Of the flrcside. the queen OF her domes.
tic dolnnin. with stewpan for tiara
and stove hook for sccp,er. let us
together pledge her. while we register
our chivalrous vow that we will keep
her where she Is unless we men need
her as stenographer or something
else. IN which event our chivalrous re-
gard may stretch few polnts.--Call-
fornia Monthly.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-02-19
A Mechanical Answer.

The we'll TO do patron Of the place
had been attentive 10 the cashier f.,
some time. nnd now. business being
slack for few moments. he deemed
the time propitious 20 speak.
III you will be NINE" he urged as he
leaned over the desk. every comfort
that you may desire will he yours
True. | am no longer young. but have
money. and can provide for you as
few young men could. and surely the
material side OF the marriage question
is worthy Of some consideration.
She said nothing. but gently touched
the cash register. and the words "No
Sale" sprnng into view.
With sigh he left.-Chicago Post.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-02-19
Amending a Proverb.

There are lot Of silly proverbs
knocking about Take. for instance.
III pigs had wings they would hy."
Now. this is absurd IL you like. DO
you know what sized wings pig
weighing eighty pounds would require
In order TO fyf They would measure
about thirty yards from tip TO tip A
nice state Of things to keep pigs IN an
aviary with wings 81 that size. The
proverb would run much better:
II pigs could iiy
Pork would be- high
London Scraps
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-02-19
The Rioh. Wav.

Little Willie liked ice cream. but he
objected TO turning the freezer. One
day his mother was agreeably sur
prised TO tind him working at the
crank as II his life depended on IL
How did you get Willie to turn the
Ice cream freezer" she said to her
husband Il offered him . cents 20 do
II, and he wouldn't"
You didn't go about 1t the right
way. my dear" replied her husband
Il bet him a cent he couldn't turn 1t
for half an hour.'
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-02-19
VIVA, They w.r. Hawking.

AZ an exhibition Of paintings In Lon
don IN one Of the galleries hung the
notable picture Hawking In the Old
en- Times" An elderly farmer and his
wife paused before this picture. view.
ing IL with evident satisfaction.
John" said the old lady. whats
thati"
John then turned over the leaves OF
the catalogue he carried.
They ca IL Hawking l. tn owden
Time" said he.
Hawking. Why. what are they
hawking;" she inquired
Il dunno" he replied. but | spcct
they're trying 10 sell them birds"
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-02-19

"If your mother bought four punches
OF grapes. the shopkeeper's price being
ninepence bunch. how much money
would the purchase cost herr" asked
the new teacher.
"You never can tell" answered Tom
my. who was at the head OF the class.
Mas great at bargaining" -London
Answers
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-02-19
CHILDREN TEETHING.

Mrs WissLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has bsen
used for over FIFTY YEARS hy MILLIONS %
MOTHERS for their CHILDREN WHILE
TEETHTNG. with PERFECT SUCCESS u
SOOTHES the CHILD SOFTENS the GUMS,
IS the best remedy for DIARRHoEA Sold by
Druggists In every part Of fhc world. BE sure
aud ask for "Mfs Winslows soothing syrup
aud take no other kind Twenty-Five cents =
bottle.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-02-19
What 4e Wished 10 Know.

Here's an article In this magazine
entitled How TO Meet Trouble, said
Mrs. Wedderly. "Shall ] read IL to
your
mo. thank YOU" replied his wlfe's
husband. How TO dodge trouble is
the brand Of information I'm looking
r"-Chicago News.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-02-19
No Cancellation.

First Golfer (who is beating the Gu.
rate all hollow Never mind. Sanders
You wait till you are saying the bur
bal service over my grave Sanders
But, my good man. even then II WI
he your hole!-London opinion.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-02-19

Mildred So you are engaged TO
young Wilson. Ell? | thought you said
your love for him was purely platonic?
Helen And II was before he inherited
half million and asked me 10 marry
him. Chicago News
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-02-19
Pretty Ancient.

"what is the oldest form OF litera-
ture?"
II dunno. but ! guess some OF tn
musical comedy jokes must reach back
pretty nearly that far'-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-02-19
Kespino /. Dark.

Miss Kidder- ssh. Carrie has dyed
her hair black Don't tell anybody.
Miss Askitt Is II a secret? Miss Kid.
Ter Yes She wants to keep 1t dark.
Boston Globe.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-02-19

Startled Gracious, What's
that? Must be an earthquake. The
plaster Is falling too. Mild Mater-Oh.
no. It's JUST the boys. Two Of them
are sick in bed today. Puck
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1910-02-19
To Mothers in This Town.

Children who are delicate fevcrish and cross
will gct immediate relief from Mother Gray +
Sweet Powders for Children. They cleanse the
stomach. act on the liver. making a sickly child
strong ard healthy. a certain cure for worms.
Sold by an druggists. 2bc. Sample FREE. Ad-
dress Allen $. Olmstcd. Leroy, n. \.