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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-08-04

a birdcage now,
since them po-
Hcemen has had
a whack at it,
Probably you
are sober no "
and see things
differently"
That amt II.
1t was a bird
cage when / had
1t last"
Possibly you
can explain what
you mean BY q
birdcaDen a,,r-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-08-04
The Flower Shop
1915 Main ST. Phone ies3
Terre Haute. Indianapolis
E Eastern Traction CO.
Casters Dlvision

AD9SO~A.
Trains leave Richmond for Indian
apolis and intermediate stations q
500 A. n: s7:36: son: ss:3S: 1000:
400: 1900: 100: '2:35:i 500; 400:
.s:a5: 800: 7:so: $40: 900: lo:eo:
1870.
Limited Trains.
Last Car % rndianaDolls, $40 2. y.
Last Car % New Castle. 1000 2. =.
Trains connect at Indianapolis fos
lafayette. Frankfort Crawfordsvflle.
rsrre Hauts. Clinton. Sullivan Mar
tinsville. Lebanon and Paris. m
Tickets sold through
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-08-04
naako e Ohio. city Of 9oieoA.
Lucas County. lea

0eato e Ohio. city oe 1oieoo.
LNcas County. lea
FRANK J. Cheney makes oath that he
= eo0Sop pAPtneg Of the arm oe J.
6hsSey = Co. doing business In the
C5eV e Toledo. County and state a1ore.
- sad , Ssa ht ,s16 sss~ III I'll Psy the
SS0h and every case Of Catarrh that
eo1nse - curs9 y the uss of Halrs
b ~ DesSenee. this eth day es Dscsm.
day n ". oLBAooN.
WARE csesrsh Cure b tak:a intsr-
ua1{y. cad acte directly on. the Siooa
o16 Qoeoae ouff.eee Sf the system
.. cI1SHy 9 co, Telsas. O
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-08-04

The policeman
says you were.
Under oath? p
Certainly"
p . r b aps he's
right. but I was just
going along with .
birdcage In my
hand"
The m agistrate
had q bottle set be-
fore the prisoner.
do you call that
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-08-04
THE SCRAP BOOK
T. 1is,(e1l1e.

- OAe0eooo.
A prisoner was srraigned beforss the
bar Of justice charged with having dal-
lied too lang before another sort Of
bar and waxing toe hilarious for the
public peace.
What were you doing drunk In the
street," asked the magistrate.
WAS I drunkr' was the reply In Z
tone of surprised innocence.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-08-04
FOUNTAIN CITY, IND.

Fountain City. Ind. Aug. 4.-Miss
Marie Pegg and Miss Alma Alexan-
der who have been attending school
at Butler college. Indianapolis have
returned home to stay.
Mr.. Paul Edgerton who has been
attending school at Danville, Ind, has
returned home.
Miss Abbie Carroll Of Richmond. is
here visiting friends and relatives.
The colored people OF this place
dedicated their church Sunday. They
had baptising In the morning at six;
services In the afternoon and evening
Miss Edyth Cranor Of Marion il
here visiting relatives and friends.
Mr.. George Clapp and wife and son
Donald Of Richmond visited over Sun.
day with Mr.. Frank Cranor and wife
Mr.. Abner Dalbey and family OF
Brookville, Ohio. are here visiting rel
atives for q few days.
The funeral Of Miss Jennie Roger
took place At the homo OF her nep
hew. Frank Edgerton. Tuesday after
noon. The burial was at Arbie.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-08-04

IT WAS As DRY As q birdcage?'' he in
HE WAS CURED That's
what you were carrying"
The prisoner picked 1t up carefully,
removed the cork. took a smell and
turned 1t upside down. II was a dry
as he was.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-08-04
He Wasn't an Exception.

~ "aoU ~ SNSSP&sOUs
1t was married mems night at the
revival meeting. Let all you hus-
bands who have troubles in your
minds stand upv' shouted the emotion
al breaches at the height Of his spasm.
Instantly every man in the church rose
to his feet except one. "Ahv' ex-
claimed the preacher, peering out at
this lone sitter, who occupied chair
near the door and apart from the
others. "You are one in a million"
''It amt that" piped back this one
helplessly as the rest Of the congrega-
ton turned to gaze suspiciously ct
him. II can't get up; I'm paralyzedr'
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-08-04
Mioht Come In Handy.

Might Come In Handy.
A charming Louisville girl. the dauEh.
ter of Il minister. has always been
famed for her habit Of saving things
because they may come In handy, and
last SIM. ~ the family told q story
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-08-04
The Grand Trunk Pacific engine.

The Grand Trunk Pacific engineers
report In the neighborhood Of Stew
art, b. c.. . remarkable discovery OF
quarts reef gold. They say that .
thousand stamps could be worked for
. hundred years on ground they have
traversed and scarcely mark the reef
which II many miles In extent and in
places more than two thousand feet
high. There IL they report, . great
mountain range Of ore, and great por-
phyry bikes extend through the reef.
and between them lies ore from thirty
feet to one thousand feet wide.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-08-04
o;dn'. Keep q Diary.

At an important trial In 4 London
law court one Of the witnesses was
an Irishwoman who was decidedly
hard to handle. She was particularly
categorical as to her dates and told
how this happened at 4:27 on Tues
day, this at 6:33 on Friday" and so
ON. At last the patience Of the advo-
cate was exhausted.
my dear woman" said the exas-
perated counsel, do you keep diary r.
mo. sir" replied the woman, "a
dramshop."
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-08-04
A rart Answer.

i
The Rev. John Mcneil was holding
revival service at Cardiff, Wales, and
announced that he would answer any
question about the Bible. At once q
note was sent up to him reading as
follows:
Dear Mr.. McNeill--If you are seek
Ing to help young men. kindly tell me
who was Gains wife,
That seemed q poser, and the audi
ence waited with intense interest, tenn
pered with amusement. to see how the
good man would extricate himself
After q pause he said:
Il love young men, especially young
inquircrs for light, and I would give
this young man. 4 word Of advice. II
is this: Don't lose your souls salvation
looking after other peoples wives"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-08-04
WANTED

. go
- WANTED -
= 70 know WHO bought CHEST Of -
= Drawers from W. W. R1ttray =
= Sale on North Franklin Street., =
= now namsd sdesth nh o, In tise =
= ysar q 1871 Call So Main o. .
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-08-04

One large electric company Of this
country spent during the last year
nearly $1,000. 900 in patents and patent
litigation.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-08-04

II heard . good story the other day."
began the groceryman. about q Ger
tain politician"
That win do" interrupted the dis
appointed once seeker. I'm the first
place. there are no certain politicians"
-Chicaeo New
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-08-04
'opportunitv,


Foolish 10 he who says that ut his door
knock but once. . furtive moment
stay,
Fearing lest he shall hear. then haste
away,
Glad to escape him-to return no more.
Not SO: knock and wait and DER and
Ger
Come back to summon him. Day after
day
como to call the idler from his play
Or wake the dreamer with my vain up.
roar.
Out of thousand. haply now and then
One. II he hear again and vet again.
VIII tardy rise and open languidly.
The rest. half puzzled. half annoyed. re.
turn
learn
Who the untimely. ciownish guest may
be.
William H. Eddy IN Atlantic
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-08-04

Since October Of last year the Amer
lean Federation Of Labor has issued
- charters to new organizations, ~
compared with III charters for the
corresponding period the year before.
OF tho Organisations receiving charters
ninety-eight were new local unions.
sixty-flse federal labor unions nfty-
seven city central bodies. one interna-
tional union and one state branch
union.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-08-04
The Way II Hobs.


When Sir Andrew Clark, Mr.. Glad
stones physician, recommended q pa
tent to drink wine the latter expressed
some surprise, saying he thought Sir
Andrew was q temperance doctor. to
which Sir Andrew Clark replied:
''Oh, wine does sometimes help you
to get through work. For instance, I
have often twenty letters to answer
after dinner, and pint Of champagne
- 4 great help"
Indeed" said the patient docs q
pint OF champagne really help you to
answer the twenty letters?"
mo, nor said Sir Andrew. but
when I've had q pint Of champagne
don't care rap whether answer them
or not.'
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-08-04
Satisfied.

One evening a very tall man went
to the theater and took a prominent
seat In the third or fourth row frem
the stage. Before the curtain rose Z
cry OF Down in 'front.'" became Gen
eral from behind. The tall man. Ind
ing the eyes Of the entire audience
turned toward him, felt obliged to do
something. and so he proceeded to
raise himself to standing position
In such a manner. however. 40 to con-
vey an impression that there was no
end to him. He was, In fact. nearly
seven feet high. and when at last b
had risen to his full height he slowly
glanced around at the astonishsd au.
dience ard very deliberately remarked:
Gentlemen. to satisfy you that {
was sitting down now stand mp.
A hurst Of laughter and applause
followed. amidst which the manager.
with benming face, came forward and
conducted the gentleman to pF1vato
box.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-08-04
A Witty Re,or..

They were heckline him at q political
meeting. At last he could stand It
NO longer.
'Who brayed therev he cried out
sarcastically.
1T was only an echo." retorted
somebody. London Tit-Rits.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-08-04
Have Purposa.

tJ1V0 y pVrp080s
Have purpose. No one ever reached
great things without trying for them.
Thoughts of what ID great, love for
great ideals, daily acts done In q great
spirit, prepare the hero's hour and
bring 1t to him. Purpose makes or
mars life. Purposelessness ruins life.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-08-04

gested the puzzled court
Easy enough" smiled the prisoner
1T had about a dozen swallows In Il
when they got IT.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-08
RENsON. SMITH & CO. LTD, F

BENSON, SMITH & CO, LTD, Fort
and Hotel streets-Au invoice OF very
pretty bathing caps of waterproof SILK
in various patterns received mere On lre
Sierra is attracting attention from the
ladies Of the Outrigger Club and bath,
ers generally. They are stylish and
chic and must fascinate those OF the
starnar sex along the beach.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-08

and misery. | ADVISE all SUFFERING
women to take Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound" = MRS. EMMA
WHEATON, Vienna, W. Va.
Lydia f. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotics or harm
ful drugs, and to-day holds the record
for the largest number of actual cures
of female diseases Of any similar medl--
cine in the country, and thousands of
voluntary testimonials are on file III
the Pinkham laboratory at Lynn,
NJ, from women who have been
cured from almost every form OF
female complaints, Inflammation, III
ceration, displacements,f ibroid tumors,
Irregularities, periodic pains, backache,
indigestion and nervous prostratlon-
Every such suffering woman owes 1t to
herself to give Lydia E. Pinkham' S
Vegetable Compound trial,
II you would like special advice
about YOUR case write n cOnfiden-
tai letter to Mrs. Pinkham, at
Lynn. Mass. Her advice Is Tree,
and always helpful.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-08

M. McINERNY, LTD. Corner Hotel
and Merchant street.-The excessively
warm and mur}v day, of the latter
part of the week suggested to men the
advisabiIity of adopting the comfort
able nainsook underwear such as Nc
Inernv sells His line Of coat front
and knee-Iength suits show splendid
value at dollar and the demand for
them on Saturday was beyond all anti
cipation. With the thermometer regis,
tering up among the pictures men want
comfort, they want something next to
the skin that will not rasp them and
they want freedom. These n2Insook
suits supply the want. The Bonhon
shirts. made by q manufacturer IN PARIS
by that name. are very rich in quality
and not high in price. dollar. and a
half securing the garment.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-08

PRATT. THE LAND MAN, Mer
chant street next the StangenwalC
.buildng.-Mr. Pratt knows land H
has what he knows to be good in loca
tIon and price and anyone buying from
him, or through him, may depend upor
his statements His list is a long one
and the DrippS arc iUht
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-08

=" l feel that L owe
of my life to Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound.
Eleven years ago |
was a akin G
shadow. had been
under the doctors
butgotnorelief.
My hus ba nd per
suaded me to try
Lydia Z. Pinkham's
We ge Ia bic Com
pound audit worked
like a charm. 1t re-
lieved all my pains
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-08
SACHS DRY GOODS EMPORIUM,

SACHS DRY GOODS EMPORIUM,
corner Fort and Beyetanla streets ne
attractions at this establishment TINS
week will include ONYX hose, or as the
lady from South Carolina pat It. MIG
Ger ladies flesh coIored stockings Inc
black dive used IN the Onyx IS as fast
=. the threads in the hose and Will last
a. lone Pequ0t sheets are offered ut
ae old price in spite Of the advance
of these goods on the Coast. filo"
case and art linen IS offered IN better
values than ever and luxury silk. hoI-
rerick patterns hand bags and Umhrfl-
las and shirtwaist~ are among tue
things that VIII attract the crowds 70
his store this week.
CITY TRANSFER COMPANY, King
street near Fort.-A continued rush o.
business and consequent demand i'f
storage room VIII soon compel tins com
nanv to seek other quarters. Trunks
rrled hgh in front or the office Is an
| Indication of something dong I'll
! Love =.
| E. o. HALL s. son. LTD. Fort and
/ Ktne street-.-Thl- form Is offering Il
ycrv GOOD bicycle this week for little
money. 1t Is Of standard make ana
| iii stand the wear and fear OF TIA"
rough roads of Houoiu.u \ means M
Getting around short distances g"tcNt<
: almost IA necessity here and the WAe
offered at HalI'- VIII answer aI. de-
mands.
! JOSEPH GILMAN, Fort street next
/ >a.e',.-Do not pur 1t Oft amy longer.
.--.., E,r.,- f,-&Gtr time
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-08
What the Retail Merchants
of Honolulu Offer This Week

Now that vacation is drawing TO a
close mothers of children of a school
age are looking about for suitable
clothing. The shops, generally, cater
to this class of trade and the stocks
shown are up to the mark. Continued
warm weather, with A tendency for
ram, suggests cravenetted cloth made
up into coats for men as well as
women. The leading stores are sup
piled with this class of garments and
the styles are strictly those worn by
the best dressed persons on the main
land. Autumn goods are coming in.
In some instances managers of the
shops are on the mainland markets
making selections and in others repre-
Sentatives are doing the work with as
good judgment and with the same econ
Omy. or better
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-08
THE NEW
OCEAN VIEW TRACT
AN IDEAL PLACE Tc LIVE


Sufficient Rainfall Excellent Soil Lee
andH
We
sveim residential
be
b
entatives
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-08

me Of deljcacIes from the best Cali
lorna ranches to this market. The
dtlicajessen department is replete with
III that Is good for the table and the
poultry may be depended upon as be
ing healthy milkfed yellow legs from
me poultry yards on the Coast.
JAMES F. MORGAN, Kaahnmanu
street.-The usual number of good bar
ans IN real estate are offered this
week by Morgan \ three bedroom
house III good order may be had for
small cash payment and a mortgage.
tnunnl lots are for sale here at reason
ahie pieces and fine lot at the corner
OF heeaumoku and Wilder avenue NAV
be had at low price and on easy
terms. kalmuki properties to the lik
ing of anyone who wants home are
to be had at reasonable prices.
THE CLARION, Hotel and Fort
street--Benjamin clothing holds the
fort at this establishment and the STYLES
VIII win the man who wants to be
good dresser at twenty dollars suit
The material in these suits is all that
can he desired and the style and fit are
equal to the best made to order gar
mentS. Business at the Clarion is grow
ing and the success may be attributed
to the class of goods sold there
PRATT, THE LAND MAN, Mer.
chant street next the Stangenwald
bulldlng.-Mr. Pratt knows land He
has what he knows to be good in loca.
tion and price and anyone buying from
him, or through him, may depend upon
! his statements. His list IS long one
and the prices are right.
KAIMUKI LAND COMPANY, LTD,
over the Gunst tobacco store at the
corner of King and Fort street-For
! good pure air. fine climate and good
| neighbors 90 to Kaimuki. If there is
any doubt as to the number of build
ings going uD in that section of the
/ city watch the early cars in the morn
ing and the late ones after five in the
/ evening and note the number of me-
/ chanics going and coming from work,
The demand for property IN that sec
! ton continues because it is well sit,
uated and because the price and terms
/ are right The company still has lots
! for sale Maps and all information
may be had at the company office
! \ representative is in the branch office
on the grounds at all times.
! J. A. R. VIEIRA & CO, Hotel street
near Fort.-Signet rings have been s.
much in demand at this establishment
during the past two weeks that the
firm has not had time to devote TO the
change Of the advertisement Of thai
popular article. The assortment Is large
and the styles such as men and womeI
enjoy wearing.
H. F. WICHMAN & CO., LTD, For
street between Hotel and King.-Th
largest iewelry store in the Territor'
and with stock that surprises even tn
people who come here from the lafg
cities on the mainland. In the firm
advertisement yesterday, the write
of publicity for that house went bac
among the ancieuts in telling the ag
land uses Of a seal ring. 1t IS an artlcl
| Is popular today as It was In the day
of Pharaoh and as much sought by pee
pie of all classes \ seal ring is a
ornament to the hards and usefr
article as we'll
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-08
OWES
HER
LIFE TO
Lydia E. Pinkhan'S
Vegetable Compound

Vienna, W. Va.
the last ten wears
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-08
UNION PACIFIC TRANSFER COM

PANY, King street next TO Young
buildlng.-This company has recently
been forced into larger and better quar-,
tiers owing to the probable construction
of a new and elegant building on the
site. The same care will be given the
handling of baggage in the new loca-
ton that marked the system in the
place next the Bulletin. Travellers, or
movers, may depend upon security if
the transfer of their baggage is left
to the Union Pacific Company.
The San Francisco call., 1910-12-13
PERSONALITY Turks
IN english lads"
Direct Appeal Is Made Abroad
and Circumstances Count
for Much

In newspaper advertising the English
are certainly ahead of Americans in
advertisements that make a distinct
personal appeal In Situations Want
ed and Help Wanted their adver-
tisements have decided literary quail
ity that is lacking in those of this
country. There is a sameness about
most American advertisements. Take
for instance the familiar lines:
Stenographer wants position; ten years ex
perience; SIS; highest references.
You haven't glimmering of the sort
OF person who is advertising. You
know only that it is Male" or "Fe-
male, according to the heading of the
column
1T is the same with the woman who
wants housework. Almost never is
there any clew to the kind of person
who is behind the advertisement, says
the Chicago Inter Ocean.
BY way of contrast read the adver-
t1sements in the English newspapers
and you will find vivid pictures. al
most romances, of the advertisers
Here is an "ad' taken from a recent
copy of the London Times:
Gentlewoman. refined, nice appearance, very
reduced circumstances, desires temporary or oe-
casional employment; only expert accomplish
ment graphology and physiognomy.
Imagine, if you can, such an adver-
t1sement appearing in the columns of
a newspaper in this prosaic town Few
women in this city would advertise
their reduced circumstances" anyhow,
for 1T is generally believed here that In
order to get employment you must ap-
pear not to need it. Another London
newspaper published this advertise
ment a few months ago:
Young man studying for the church must have
Immediately 20 pounds or his whole career is
wrecked.
And yet they say the Anglo -saxons
hide their emotions,
Still another:
VIII any lady or gentleman give employment
to young lady left with widowed mother penni-
1t would be interesting to know what
response the following advertisement
brought:
Has any one good position. home or abroad. to
orer man Of good birth and education with no
integrity and intelligence?
Even more urgent is this, recalling
the situation of poor Nora in Ibsen' s
DOLLS House:
Young wife wants to know If there is not
ESQ to take invalid husband to the seashore.
Unless he can have the trip his life is de-
SPARED Of
Then you have the people who ad-
vertise their rooms and board. They
are not satisfied to give simply street
and house number, as is done in this
country. They have something like
this:
a barrister says After two years residence
| can confidently say that 1 & 2 D Gardens,
Chelsa. is the most comfortable. up to date.
and has the finest table of any residential hotel
So it runs in all their advertising
The pa devoted TO advertising mr.
poses, whether of houses, lands help or
work wanted, are full of character. not
to say charm, and you gain better
and clearer idea of the people from
them than from whole volumes of the
social life of England.