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Arizona republican., 1910-02-15
GRAY HAIR.
The Logical Explanation.

There is a great deal of misinforma- ton about the care of the hair and the cause of hair getting gray premature ly. It used to be believed that in some families gray hair was hereditary. like blue eyes or quick temper. Science. however has proved that gray hair is simply a lack of the proper hair food. and is in every case an individual prob lem. Premature gray hair is easily preventabIe. and when it first appears all that is necessary is to apply some reliable hair food such as HAYS HAIR HEALTH. This standard remedy is entirely harmless and is in no sense dye. being preparation rich in the exact kind of sustenance that the scalp needs to keep the hair from decaying. Gray hair is simply sign of decayed hair. One of the most valuable books on the care of the hair can be had from the Philo Hay Spccialties Com pany, Newark. N. J., U. $. A. A. L.. Boehmer, Center and Washington streets.
 Early Rose seed potatoes for sale by
 lxNR
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15
FOR SALE.

3-room frame house. close in. a bargain if taken at once, sS50. $500 down.
 Broom brick house with barn tot 5OxI5O. Bath, gas. city water and shade Cash S1350
 Modern 5-room cottage. full size lot, close in. near car line. Price 5000. Easy terms.
 Furnished and unfurnished houses to rent List your property for sale or rent with us. We can sell your property no matter where located in the United States.
 E. c. HARRIS
 Room 19 P. O. Bldg, Upstairs.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

| S12,500-We have a fine business property close in now renting for a hundred dollars per month: lot LOOK 137. half of frontage vacant: suitable location for flats or apartment house. Four thousand cash will handle it. Long time on balance.
 s3250--A Groom furnished house. close in. on Fourth avenue; lot is 50x 137h, with splendid shade and barn This will rent for s35. or for s25 un- furnished. Better see us quick
 s2450-Have a splendid 5-room brick rental property. close in. renting for s25 per month. on North Second street. Brings big interest on the money invested. Can be handled for 5000. Balance on easy terms. This property is never without a tenant
 s1S00-A good buy. A Groom fur nished house. renting for s25 per month; lot 5Ox2OO. Only one block from car line. $500 down, balance at 8 per cent.
 s2OOO-A dandy small investment on Third avenue: 4-room frame; big lot with plenty of shade. close in Only 5000.
 s1650-Another good buy. One block from Brill car line; Groom house: lot 60x200; fine shade: good well: plenty of room to raise chickens; place well fenced
 s2000-Five acres, very close in; only 300 feet to Indian School car line; is well fenced and all in al- falfa and wheat. This is a fine cor ner lot and worth every dollar of the price asked. Will double in value in short time. Is ideal location for country home. Terms.
 For Sale or Exchange-Fine stock ranch. miles from Mesa; 50 acres in wheat, balance in pasture. Well fenced and cross-fenced into 10 fields. Just the place for a stockman. Only s125 per acre. Will trade for Cali fornia or Phoenix property.
 For Sale-The best paying rOoming house in Phoenix; centrally located; pleasant rooms; always full of first class patrons. Also a 16-roOm fur nished house. centrally located, for s650: doing good business. Or a 10-rOom furnished house for s350.
 For Rent-4-room brick house. SIS per month; in down town district.
 For Rent-4-room new frame house, with large grounds. s15 per month:
 For Rent-4-room furnished house on street car line s25 per month.
 Money to Loan-$5000 on business property s200O to loan on residence property. 5000 on residence prop erty
 Crescent Realty Co.
 1a7 NORTH SECOND STREET.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15
FURNITURE REPAIRING

By an expert. Prices low. Articles called for and delivered.
 Warehouse storage, packing and for warding.
 RIs-HEYMAN FURNITURE CO.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

T VI
 One of the very best improved ranches in the valley. No finer stand of alfalfa anywhere Located in the best part of the valley. Forty acres is in alfalfa only. ard the other forty in alfalfa and grain. Will give ex- celIent terms No better buy any where. Price ................Sf .Sf5,0O0
 acres northeast of Phoenix. all in cultivation. improved with a small g. room house. etc. Only $500 cash.
 fine modern five-room home on West Adams. Must be sold within the next few days. owner is leaving the valley. and will sacrifice this beautiful home at .....$3y30 300
 A nice five-room cottage in the Churchill Addition. now renting for s20 per month. owner must sell Price ......-..-....--... S',fVo
 We have properties for sale. both in city and country. of all descriptions. and it makes no difference what you are looking for, we can suit you from the smallest sized tract up to the largest, and homes from $500 up. We will be glad to show you what we have to offer.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

FOR SALE-Rhode island red eggs for setting; s1 per 15. Dr. Chas. Shouse. Mesa. Arizona Phone Ss. 2-br
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

Early Rose seed potatoes for sale by Crump Hay & Grain Go. bn
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15
FOR SALE.

8 lots in Hamilton subdivision; very cheap: easy terms.
 160 acres 1Is miles from Peoria. s25 per acre for a short time. Terms.
 acres. just outside the city limits. Price s1250.
 lots in University Addition. Price, s400.
 Lots in Capitol Addition at s200 each.
 Cheap lots in Collins Addition.
 6-room brick on car line: just fin ished. s29O0. Small payment down and balance monthly. HARRY E. PIERCE. 21 S. First Ave. Phone, Red 9511.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15
For Sale

80 acres of the very finest orange land in the valley. Located between two of the best groves. This land is very level and has been in cultivation at one time. A bargain. Per acre ............... $15O
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

ness, rougnne6s ana
 chapping. and i'm.
 part in a single night that velvety softness and white ness so m uch de- sired by V o m en. For those oaS oocupa6oos tend to injurs the hands or who suffer from dry, Assured, itching feverish palms and
 painful fnger-end Cuticura Ointment Il. .
 intmsnt (5Qc ]. Raolvspt ted PtlR f26e !. arc o0A6
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

Early Rose seed potatoes for sale by Crump Hay & Grain Co. bn
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15
SOFT WHITE HANDS In a Night by the Use of cuticusa
 Soap and Ointment.

These pure. sweet and gentle emol- lients preserve the hands, prevent red
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15
FOR BENT HOVms

DIR RENT-3 or unfurnished rooms, onable: no sick. Call and see. SIS Cortland. bn
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

pR RENT-Large front alcove room
 small kitchen gas stove for cook
 electric lights: blocks from center sty. 23i ". Monroe. db
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

S1650-Another good buy. One block from Brill car line; 5-room house: lot 60x200; fine shade; good well: plenty of room to raise chickens; place well fenced.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

GENTLEMEN. employed. good health desire board in private family. No board ing house. Address Box Sl, care Re publican. bm
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

R RENT-Nicely furnished front T electric lights and closet: Sl0 per m. No sick 724 F.. Adams. bl
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15
FOR SALE

s12,500-We have fine business property close in now renting for hundred dollars per month: lot LOOK 137. half of frontage vacant: suitable location for flats or apartment house Four thousand cash will handle it. Long time on balance
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

WANTED-Someone to remove from my premises about ten loads of dirt and gravel. See Gates. at the New York Store. bl
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

RENT-Large front room; two bl from Adams hotel. Single gen tll. No sick or transient Apply F Second St. bl
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

s3250-A Groom furnished house. close in. on Fourth avenue; lot is 50x 137h, with splendid shade and barn This will rent for s35. or for s25 un- furnished. Better see us quick
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

: RENT-Two unfurnished rooms, b 519 $. Second Ave. No chil-
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

s2000-Five acres. very close in; only 300 feet to Indian School car line; is well fenced and all in all falfa and wheat. This is a fine cor ner lot and worth every dollar of the price asked. Will double in value in short time. Is ideal location for country home. Terms.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

s2450-Have a splendid 5-room brick rental property. close in. renting for $25 per month. on North Second street. Brings big interest on the money invested. Can be handled for 5000. Balance on easy terms. This property is never without a tenant.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

WANTEp-ro buy TOT cash a modern or S-room house close in. Large lot IreIerreu and mast be 4 bargain. Give street number and full description. Ad- dress Business Box 3'3. city, bn
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

R RENT-Furnishe nice front room talthy lady; on car line. POS E. l. street bn
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

For Sale or Exchange-Fine stock ranch. miles from Mesa; SO acres in wheat, balance in pasture. Well fenced and cross-fenced into 10 fields. Just the place for a stockman. Only s125 per acre. Will trade for Cali fornia or Phoenix property.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

WILL BUY A RELINQUISHMENT with water signed up Give township. nEr and sta lion and price. Address 95. care Republican. bn
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

s2000-A dandy small investment on Third avenue: a 4-room frame; big lot with plenty of shade. close in. Only s2O0O.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15
WAN ANrEo-MIsceLIANEous re

WANTED-Day work washing. ironir cleaning. by competent woman. Mrs s. Bryon. Il E. Jackson St.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

l WANT two or more parties who have not used their rights to locate gov ernment land. to ioin our party in de- veloping the best proposition in Arizona. Not much money required. but character and ability to do your share with q for tune in a few years the prize. Ad- dress for three days Box l0l, care Re- publican htn
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

WANTED-Sewing by the day. s2.25 per day. r. O. Box il66. bp
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

$1800-A good buy. A Broom fur nished house. renting for s25 per month; lot 50x2OO. Only one block from car line. $500 down. balance at 8 per cent.
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

WANTED-To buy five-acre improved tract near town. Address Box 634. bg
 wANTED-Thirty saddle and driving ponies: must be fat. At Star Livery Stables. bl
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

RENT-3-room flat. furnished forIsekeeping. 610 N. Fourth ave nut bm
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

WANTED-Fine horses to pasture; all Page wire fence; good feed: good water: close in: s per month and up. Leave orders at the Walker Stable. North Cen ter St bn
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

suitable for chicken ranch. with option of purchase. Good small house. well. barn. etc Would prefer place equipped for business. Possession soon as pos sible. Box 56 care Republican. bl
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15
ROOMS AND BOARD.

WANTED-One or two boarders on ranch. Good table. pleasant home. mod crate price. No tuberculosis. Address H. Allen. Route 1. dm
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15
FOR SaJE-hOUSES

s3250-A NICE 6-room furnished house. l Fourth Ave, close in: lot 5ex 137 l2 } alley; barn. lots of nice shade, trees. arty going away. This will rent for E per month. paying 12 per cent on lvestment. Call at 127 N. Second
 rect hl
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

F RENT-Desirable front room. clos by day or week. Price right to pari3l2 N. First Ave. bl
Arizona republican., 1910-02-15

len St., renovated and ready for board
 CTS; good cook: rooms. lawn and shade trees; first class: under care of expe- rienced lady; come and see; terms req sonable. Phone. Slack 9943. E. Hadley. .
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-02-05
FALL OF METEORITES.

According to reports from Florence,
Italy, rsiu n meteories fell there
sb ,us Thursday night, especially at
Vaglis aud San Pieiro. The stones
we're OF the siza snd shape OF hazalnu's.
When they reached the ground they
were red hot, and the crops Sers ruin
ed. A. midnight comet with long
tai, OF u1usual btill!sucy was visible
rhe ms,soritss were gathered by hand
fuls Yesterday By the peasants. They
fear disasters are porlendsd, and conae-
quen'ly they ara csowding the churches
to invoke help from heaven.
Som ething, supposed to hsve been a
meteor, s!rucs near Qliucy, ILL.,, at 1:30
yesterday moaning, aroused the whole
city, aod csnsed buildings 10 tremble.
Those shlut The streets saw gres! glare
in the sky. Several ssid they saw The
meteor explode There wss an appsl.
ing detona,iop, followed q few seconds
ls;er ty tsmbiing of the earth, which
lasted FIVE or ten seconde.
Father McH agh, professor of estron.
my al Dspsuw University. said that de.
tails of the Quincy explosion tended to
CO firm Bis theory that this meteor and
the one recently reported from Connect.
Gu are freuai.s TIA. became detached
from Comst A whrn ii passed through
the sslsr system and hsVe baen travelling
towsfd tbe essth every since. Comet
As balance OF gravity probably became
dW inroed as il came close TO the rival
pull Of gravity ftom the various ho5ies
10 the solar system, and it began to dis
in;esgste. according to Father McHu ush'a
theory. This caused ihe splitting and
diminishing o! tbs tail noted by vsrious
As rooomers. and several fragments got
into the sphere OF the earth's sttractien
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-02-05
Curea Woman's Weaknesses.

va refer TO that boon to weak, nervonA
.,Serinr women known Is DR.. Pierces
Eayorite Prescription.
Dr John Fyfe one Of the Editorial STAFF
=. TIE ECLECTIC MEDICAL REVIEW says
~ Unicorn root (Helontas Dtotco) which
Ia ono of the chief ingredients Of the "Fer
yorite Prescription
"A remedy which Invariably acts 40 9tss-
tiyIty OF the entire reproductive system.a
He continues "in helonlas we nave 2 amedlca. @
nurposes tfdr, any other drug uith tChtch am
ncc,tainted In the treatment OF diseases ps-
cut.gr 10 women it Is seldom that case l.
Gcsn which does not present some indication
for this remedial agent" Dr. Fyfe further
SAYS: rThe following are among the ieaalnR
Indications for Heoniss unicorn root. PAIN
or scb,ng In the back With ;leucosrnTa
nr..ans OF Women. mentS depression and II.
riiabll,ty, associated witH chronic diseases OF
ths reproductive organs OF women; constants
s hssi eos 1 due II 10 W weak
enca consi.ion the reproductive system.
OF scsobnnTinr a1Ten1 m0n'hS ~,
si,nortrT Condition OF the digestive organs
and Ehnm!c Chin blood habit; dragging
fens!kyions in ths extreme lower part OF tina
II more or less Of the above symptoMs
aFI -DTGsE-nt, no InyalI1- WOMAN caLL--gl
EGTi9r Ifian take DT. Pierce's Eay0Eile
rF6STfTT pTi0Ti 0fig OF the reading ingredi'
eIIls 0f WHICH, Is Unicorn root, or Eelonless,
an;; the medical properties Of which IL
most faithfully represents.
Oh Golden Seal root. another prominent
Ingredient OF rFcvorite Prescription"
pcoi. Finley Ellingwood, NJ. D., OF Ben
nett Medical College, Chicago, says:
"it Is an important remedy IN disorders OF
t,,n womb. IN Ill catarrhal conditions
md .!euercl snfcoblement. it Is useful" !,
!'ruf. John NJ. Scudder, NJ. D., late OF
C!rcinaati, says OF Golden Seal root:
~In relation to It's general effects on the
s-s:crl there IL no medicine i, usc about nit'G.
ii!~e IN x;.ci. general undnimity OF opinion. 10
s. G;ivcrs;IlV regarded 81 the tonic usciui Ia
rii dehil'tatCd states"
Prof. Z. Bartholow, III. D. of Jefferson
Medical College, says of Golden Seal:
eValuable In uterine hemorrhaGe. menor
rhaE!a (Hooding) and conGestive dySmsncs'
Ihxa. painful rlsnstruat:Onl"
D.: Pierce's Favorlte Prescription faith
fully represents all the above named In.
n-edicnts and cures the diseases fo- which
fkay ess recommended.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-02-05

Mems Trousers.
Fields $500 stylish and hand.
come, made Of carefully se-
lected fabrics, ell s'ze'. Sale
price. Observation-Disclosures. Sl'1o
Fields 4 90 ell wool cbeVlot trou-
sers; s'z.s 20 TO 46. To 60
at The rdiculcusly low price
of ................... 1.75
Fields 90, q specially selected
lot Of extra fac trousera, the
greatest value 10 our store.
Sale price. Observation-Disclosures. 2.oo
50Dozen Boys Knee Pants
Fields price 100. Sale pricr... .4S
Fields price so, Sale price........ 20
Boys and Children's Suits
Fieid's 10 Juvenile suite, sizes
ct, 7 Yeara, Sale........ ..... l.2o
Fie!t's 4 90 bays snd cbiIdren's
worsted suit, aizss 6 to II.
S1lP......... ,.........,.......... i.Oo
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-02-05

the same careful attention to the prsps'
ration and packing of shipments o!
local or domestic business ought not to
be lost sight OF. Shippers OF all kinda
OF traffic, particularly that of fr'glie
character, are fast realizing that ,heir
property must be packed sufficiently
strong to iusnTe safe carriage 10 ana
delivery q. destination and are intro
dacing reforms 10 their packing methods
which is having :ae effect OF putting
their goods into the bands OF their Gus
TONERS 10 be,tsr coalition.
Thia matter is ous in which shippers
and carrier $40 alike vi!sllY Interested.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-02-05
AIssxgsu0rnss 6azef1e,

PUBLISHED DAILY AND TRI-WEEKIY Al
GAZETTE BUILDING. 80 BIB PE1HIf
STREET.
Entered at the Postottice OF Alezsndrs. sh
giria. as secopd-class matter
rEgns. DAILY year, $500 & mouths
s2:5y; 5 months, s1:25: month. IL cents;
week, 10 cents.
Tri-weekly-I ysar, $500; s months, $3.50
: months Is cents month. 25 cents.
Contract advertisers will not be allowed to ex.
eeed theirspace unless the excess is paid for
st transient rstes, and under no clrcum'
stances viii they be allowed to advertise
other than their legitimate business in ne
snaGa contracted for
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-02-05
PACKING FOR EXPORT.

A pamphlet or packing for Ex'
por." has recently been Issued By the
D pa,tnea, OF Oommsrcs and Labor,
su.e,u OF maaufscturers, Msjor John
NJ, Cursor, chiti.
While this pamphlet deals mainly
With eSpor. traffic The necessity for
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-02-05
List of Unclaimed Letters.

The following is list of the letters remain.
ing in the Alexandria, Va, postofice up to
January 90, 1910:
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-02-05
THOMAS BURROUGHS. P. II

Mard; Gras Celebration, New Orleans
La, Feb. 3 TO S, 1910.
Account above occasion Southern galway
will sell reduced fare tickets from al points
in Virginia, including Washington, D. G., to
New Orleans, February l, 2, ], 4, 8, 6, Z: final
limit to reach original starting point not later
then mi night of February l9. Original pur.
chaser Of tickets HAY secure an extension OF
the final limit to and including March Z,
1910, by personally depositng ticket with
special agent, 70S Common street, New Or.
leans, not later than February 10, 1910, and
upon payment of one collar 500 per ticket
at time Of deposit. Consult agents.
L. s. BROWN. Gen. Ag't
Southern Railway, WASH, D. G.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-02-05
To Oscar W.-Herring. late of 435 south

To Oscar W.-Herring. late OF p south
Washington street. Alexandria, Virginia,
md 1913 south 18th street, PHI. elphis,
Peunsy lTania.
Yen are hereby notified that the uader-
siyaed has been appointed by the c2urt TO
take testimony in Il matter of The suit for
divorce brought against you By your wife,
Mary E Herring, in the Cour, of Comm II
Ple:s No. 8, of PhilsGelphia County, Penn.
ssl7ania, Nc. 207 Of March Tenn, 1909.
meeting for the purpose of hearing such
testimony will be hel before meat ICY Office,
4i5 Real Estate Trust Building, Pal delpais
Penusyl7ania, on Monday. March 2S, 1870, st
two o. lock ?. M, at which meeting you may
to this antion.
CHESTER n. FARR, JE., Master.
jsn19 w4T,w
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-02-05
Bows and Chiidren's Suits

F;elG's 500 chlldran's pura wool
aui:s, with extra pair OF
pants, sizss 7 TO Il, Sale. $2'9o
Fields 100 boYa' and chi!dren's
wor.ted suits, IS different
patterns, s:zea 7 to II, eschl
with extra psir OF pants, Sale 3.50
Fields 1000 young mems snits
very snapp7 stgl:s, hoely
made of sp'eodid materials,
s Observation-Disclosures. 4.oo
Fields l5.CG young mems s1its,
pure worsted, cut 10 the very
latest tsll style, handsome
mud servicesble, size. ii to 20
Sale ..................... $50
Fields 1000 children's ku!cker-
b cker suits, verv fiue blue
widewala, siz:s 7 to II, at
The extraordinary Low price OF 4.5O
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-02-05
GROCERIES.
". A. JOHNSON & CO.,
WHOLESALE GROCERs.
ssEgRaL CONFESSION MERCHANT
And Dealers In


And Dealers In
AL KINDS OF LLQUoRs,
Rave OF hand Gibson's Xxx, Xxx, XXX
.ra Pure Old Rye, Old Cabinet and Mono
gyan Whiskiss: also Baker'sand Thompson'i q
hcsa Bye Wbiskiss, 10 which they invite ths
attention OF the trade,
3gds-s from the country for merchandise
Ehall receive prompt attention,
Jouai gajusi,ts Of Flour, Grain end Country
ereluce solicited, 70. which they guarantees
II. Z corner Cameron and Royal Streets.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-12-14
.Iamncd.

THE Mammoth Traction Company,
said the young superintendent, proud.
~. has 4se cars on it's lines, and eacil
car is equipped with two 30-horse
power motors"
"Gracious." cried the young woman
visitor You don't mean to tell me
that each motor is equal to 80
horses?"
Yes, madam; It's a fact" he as
cured her.
ooh. dear" she gasped. y do hope
electricity win never give out. so
you'd have to go back to horses. II
would be just dreadful to have twice
30 times 4S9 horses running through
the streets"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-12-14
New smokeIess Fuel.

The new smokeless fuel of Sherard
CowperColes is made by mixing one
part by weight of wet peat with two
parts Of bituminous coal and heating
in a retort FIVE hours at about $50 de-
grees F. The temperature. aided By
the steam from the peat. Is just suffi-
cient to drive off the hydrocarbons
that produce smoke. The coal binds
the peat into a coherent mass and
this fuel has high caloriic value. ig.
hitting readily in an Ordinary crate
and burning economically and with.
out smoke. The tar and other prod
ucts distilled over in the W, terry ex-
tract may be condensed into supe-
rior pitch. while the gasea may be
burned to supply the heat required by
the process.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1910-12-14
HAD CHOICE BETWEEN EVILS
Bachelor Could Not Save Rug and
&c In Time for the Theater--
Still Has the Rug.

A theater party waited half an hour
the other evening for ore belated In.
dividual, who arrived breathless and
profusely apologize. Apologies en-
tailed explanations. and explanations
revealed some of the exieeneies. as
well the humor. Of bachelor make
shifts
In this case the gentleman who was
tardy found It imperative to econo
mize space. Necessity made his
opera hat share a closet shelf with
the TarragoD vinegar and the olive
oil used at occasional evening spreads
One could multiply proverbs in tell
ing the tale, for in his haste to be on
time the vinegar and the oil came
down unexpectedly with the opera hat.
and deposited their contents upon his
latest acquisition, the shervan rug
he had just treated himself to.
II was ruin the rug or be late to the
party, SO. up came the rug. on went
the water in the bathtub. and to scrub
bling fell he. The rug was saved. and
the theater party enjoyed the laugh
they had over the tale.