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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-07
NATIONAL LEAGUE RESULTS.

st. Louis 1, Networks.
Cincinnati /, Brooklyn 0.
Chicago 2, Philadelphia II.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-07

Some animals multiply rapidly and
some snakes are adders.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-07
AMERICAN LEAGUE RESULTS.

Boston 0, Chicago 1,
Washington l, Detroit 4.
New York 2, ST. Louis /.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-07
JOE NORRIS WON
THE LATONIA DERBY
LooIa BOOIa, Close Second, with
DOmanan Third.

.atonia Race Track, O., June 6.-Joe
Norris won the derby here today,
Loola Boola second, Donanan third ;
time, 2:33 2-5.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-06-07
200 lbs. Guaranteed Analysis
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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-01
Tho Judoe's Little Joks.

The a~'ar pf clerk involved in q decidedly confusing situation the Ger man gentleman referred to in a story in the New York Times.
 On a jury day in the First district court a stolid looking German present. eG to the justice a certificate from th commissioner of jurors. After a rapis glance at the document the justice or dered the man to raise his right han& and administered the oath.
 "Your name is Herman KaufmanT
 "Yes. your honor"
 This paper" continued the court requests me to excuse Herman Kauf man from jury duty on the ground that he is dead Now. remember that you have sworn to tell the truth and think well before you a,swer. Are you dead?"
 "No-o. your honor" was the bewil aered reply: II don't think am.'
 You claim that you are alive?"
 Yes. your honor."
 That will do. Now take this paper back to the commissioner of jurors.'
 The man did so. When the commis sioner examined the certificate 1t bore the following indorsement in the jus tice's handwriting:
 ''The deceased. appearing before mt in open court. insists under oath that he is not dead. Please investigate ant If his testimony be false have him in dcted for perjury"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-01
For Prosecuting Attorney.

To the Voters of the Eleventh Judi
 cal District:
 I hereby announce myself as can- didate for Prosecuting Attorney of the Eleventh Judicial District subject to the action of the Democratic vot- CTS of the District, to be held on March 30, 1910 If elected to this responsible position I pledge the peo- pie of the District an honest, efficient and faithful discharge of the duties of the office. I earnestly solicit the votes and the influence of every De- mocrat Owing to the short time in- tervening until election day, if l should fail to meet the voters of the district personally trust it will not be held against me, as it is my earn est desire to meet all and solicit the vote of each voter. My thanks in ad- vance to all in the district who will aid and to them I give the assurance that they will never regret giving me their support for this important of- flee. SIDNEY. J. HUNT.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-01
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
FOR RAILROAD COMMISSIONER.

To the Voters of the Southern Dis- trict, Arkansas Railroad Comrnis- sion:
 I hereby announce myself as a can- didate for Railroad Commissioner, Southern District, subject to the ac- tion of the Democratic primaries of March 30, 1910.
 For four years past I have been Secretary of the Pine Bluff Board of Trade, and have been more or less in- timately connected with many efforts to promote the prosperity of the whole state, especially along economic and traffic lines. My duties have taken me frequently before the State Rail- road Commission, and made me ac- quainted with both the letter and spirit of the organic law which it op- crates.
 I believe my previous training, re- cord and experience qualify me to serve as Railroad Commissioner in an intelligent, broadminded and fair minded way.
 My candidacy has the unanimous endorsement of the jobbers and ship pers' convention, called by Fort Smith without my previous knowledge, and held at Little Rock on February 22, 1910.
 If elected, my motto will be: "A square deal for all.''
 If you do not know a better man offering for the office, will sincere ly appreciate your support.
 Very respectfully yours, JOHN l.. CALDWELL.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-01
From the Kitchen.

Has it ever struck one what num- Der of terms belonging to cuisine are applied to man under different circum- stances? Sometimes he is "basted." he "boils with rage," is ''baked" with heat and 'burns'' with love or jeal- ousy. He is often 'cut up," "deveur- ed" with a flame and "done brown" We dress his jacket for him. Some times he is "eaten up" with care, and occasionally he is fried" We "cook" his goose" for him. and often he makes a goose" of himself. We make hash" of him. and sometimes he makes hash of something else. He gets into "hot water" and sometimes into "mess," is made into "mince meat" and is often in a 'pickle.' We are often asked to "toast" him, and he Is frequently put into a "stew" or is in stew" no one knows why. "soft" is "half baked" and one severe ly handled is well "peppered." A cheeky young imp is a "sauce box, and rich father is made to fork out.-Dundee Advertiser.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-01
A Weddino Hint,


 The tall girl smiled in some embar, rassment.
 Haven't you any secondhand shoesY she said to the shoe clerk But, miss"- he remonstrated.
 .No, no: you misunderstood" said she. "I don't mean to wear. l just mean old shoes, too worn for use. that customers have left with you. You see. there's wedding up at our house tomorrow, and we want something to throw at the bride and bridegroom" II sec" said the clerk.
 He rummaged in black hole and drew forth an armful of dilapidated footwear. The girl selected some threes. two and ones
 These will do. Thanks ever so nuch.' she said. and so departed. Big footed people are always work. ,ng that on us.'' said the clerk after ward. That girl wears eights. She couldn't very well throw such mud scows at the bride, so she chose some little and dainty shoes here-ones and twos. Oh. yes, it's an old trick with che big footed."-Los Angeles Times.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-01
FOR COUNTY JUDGE.

Judge James Gould having resign ed the nomination for the office of county and pr, bate judge of Jeffer- son county, and special election or dered to fill the vacancy. on March 30, I hereby announce myself as a candidate for that office. Of course, my candidacy is subject to the action of the Democratic party. If nonored with this important office, will give you the best I have. I feel that my past experience with county offices have fitted me for the place, and know that can perform the duties with satisfaction to the people of the entire county. I stand for Good Roads, and will make special effort to sustain the well-earned reputation of my pre- decessor in that direction. Your vote will be appreciated.
 Respectfully.
 c. M. PHILTOT.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-01
He Knew His Business.

Kind Hearted Maiden (fsning for 8 stray penny in her purse)-1 suppose you poor blind people feel your mis fortunes keenly?
 Blind Mendicant-Yes. indeed. The Lord only knows how miss the pleas ure of being able to look into the beau tiful faces of the handsome and lovely ladies who are kind enough to donate
 Kind Hearted Maiden (fshing out a shilling)-Here. poor fellow, take this I'm sure you are deserving.-London Scraps.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-01
Saracen's Head Tavern.


 The Saracen's Head, Snow Hill. now closed. reached back to respectable antiquity In 'Dick Tarlton's Jests' it is referred to as ''the Saracen's Head without Newgate." and Stow calls it "a fair and large inn for re- ceipt of travellers" which hath to sign the Sarazen's Head" Its pre- eminent interest. however, is natural ly Dickensian, and the novelist has given vivid description of the old inn as 1t was when Nicholas Nickleby and his uncle interviewed there the master of Dotheboys Hall. There are various accounts of the origin of the sign of the Saracen's Head. One Is that it was set up as compliment to the mother of Thomas Beckett, who was the daughter of Saracen. In Selden's Table Talk" we read, When our countrymen came home from fighting with the Saracens they pictured them with huge. big, terrible faces, as you still see the sign of the Saracen's Head is."-London Chronicle.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-01
Perhana,

"Now. look here, Algsrnon." said h parent to his son sterny, "whep was your age I was at the head of my class"
 "Ah." responded the lad, perhaps teachers were easier to fool then than they are now.'
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-01
For Congress-.

The Graphic is authorized to an- nounce Hon. Joe T. Robinson, of Lo- noke county a candidate for Congress from the Sixth Congressional District, subject to the action of the Democra- tic primaries.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-01

J. ". Jacobs, an engineer of Dal- las, Texas, who has been here for some time working on the engines at the Hicks ice factory, received a painful injury while at work Sunday. The unfortunate man was on the zines, when he fell to the floor below about IS feet, breaking his leg just above the ankle.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-01
Severe.

"I wish I had q fortune. I'd never paint another picture" declared an artist to a brother of the brush.
 "Well. there are lots of people who would give you one on that condition"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-01
Miscellaneous.

BEAT THIS TYPEWRITERS NO 2.
 Smith Premier and No. 6. Reming-
 tons for $29; former price $50.
 Guaranteed one year. Ready for s,aa. Bargains in L.. c. Smiths Olivers and Underwoods shipped for trial upon receipt of a1. Sold or rented. Send A0r price list. Parkin Longley Go. e05 W. Second street., Little Rock, Ark. I'
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-01

trade. Few weeks required. Splendid trade for poor man. Be your own boss. Can start shop with small capital or work SIP to S20 weekly. Good demand for bar bers Further information free
 Moler Barber College. Memphis, Tenn. 2-19-6t.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-01

Attorneys S. J. Hunt and T. Havis Nixon, candidates for prosecuting att torney of the Eleventh Judicial Dis trict, have returned from a speech making tour of Lincoln county.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-01
Tho Similarity.

Why are some policemen like rain. bows! Because they appear aftsr tAs seoem c oVoe.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-01

-RNITURE FOR SALE-HAVING sold my home I now offer the .srniture, rugs, draperies and oth- CT furnishings for sale at reas on- able prices. Call early while choice may be had Mrs. F. l.. Dilley, 656
 Laurel st.. 2-2l -6t.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-01

S1500 A YEAR FOR LOCAL REPRE- sentatives; last year 577 agents
 made over $500 each selling our
 wonderful everlasting cooking utensils; an excellent proposition for high class agents; write to- night. American Aluminium Mfg. Co.,, Dept. A., Lemont, H. 2-22-6t
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-01

NOR SALE-ONE NICE YOUNG pony. Apply Ark. Carpet X Fur
 Go. 2-27-6t
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-01
LOST.

IOST-ONE BLACK AND WHITE spotted setter male pup. about grown. Answers to name Pat Finder please notify F. D. Russell.
 2-27-6t
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-01

Oh, You Fire Sale. We are going some. TedstrOm Fur. Co. 2-24-5t.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-01
Catarrh and drives

brane resu4.lng from Catarrh and drives away Cold in the Head quickly. Restores the Senses of Taste and Smell. Full size 50 cts. at Druggists or by mail. Liquid Cream Balm for use in atomizers 75 cts.
 Ely Brothers, 5e Warron Street. New York.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-01
Is Your Private List of "IMPOSSIBILITIES" TOOLARGE?

Perhaps some things have been placed upon your sonal Catalogue of Impossibiles which no place there.
 Go bravely to work to dscred your s-to prove that lot of impossible" things possible feasible -and you will find your whole scheme of life readjusted You will find, also, that personal individual business suc. longer Code of Reasons" your lack of pros. cess, WITH THE MEANS AND RESOURCES AT HAND Is really attainaben your available forces are USED
 Rational judicious of publicity will enable you to revise your list of Responsibilities" radically that 1t will no longer terrfy longer act your jaler-no perity.
 Pubicity-of the sort you "anord"-wl search out the one person in the city who is really eager buy the thing you want to se thus erasng what may be mpos. sibilty Mo- from your list It will dispose what may be Impossibiity" No. your list by enabling you to double the number of customers of your torechangins Tagging business to busy one-without exhaustins your resources This calls for nerven on your part flor some faith, sea But can be don. -is being done all of the dne-anl Is worth doing.
 All thruogh your list of Responsibilities" will be found tanss that persistent of advertising space will remedy -wm "e4t out" of your ust Business obstacles office soresnixaton, household annoyances-these do not be long on your s for publicity remedies then Intervoyep Wlth all of your affairs. advertising will esne to play part your life so vlta helpful that you will forset that you ever had . list of Representatives.,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-03-01
A Reliable Remedy CATAR Rn
Ely's Cream BaIn,

is quickly absorbed.
 Gives Relief at Once. It cleanses, soothes, heals and protects the diseased mem-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-10-25
sSMELTER KINGS"
DAUGHTER WEEDS
Ell Paso Girl Is Married Sc
cretly in Portland,
Oregon

An Ell Paso girl was married in Port
land last Wednesday, unknown to her
parents, according to the Journal of
that city, if plans were carried out as
printed in the Journal of Tuesday. The
Journal said:
An interesting story in three parts
concerning popular southern belle and
a secret service agent. surrounds the
romance eliminating this afternoon in
the marriage of Miss Florence Cooper
of Ell. Paso. Texas, and ]. H. Reed Of
Chicago. The ceremony will be per
formed at the home of L. NJ. Chanler of
Middleton, Ore, and tomorrow the
bride and groom will tell her parents
all about it.
The first part of the story is dated
five years ago, when the couple met at
a banquet at the home city of the bride.
The secret service agent was hunting
counterfeiterS and violators of the pos
tai laws in the south The second feat
ure of the romance was the objection
of the girls parents to the marriage
And the last chapter will be written
when the marriage ceremony is per-
formed.
Aided by Miss Cooper's uncle and
aunt, the plans for the wedding were
carried on with such secrecy that not
even the Portland friends of the couple
were aware of them.
Miss Cooper, who is the daughter of
a smelter king at Ell Paso, induced her
parents to allow her to visit Portland.
She arrived Thursday. Mr.. Reed asked
his chief for a vacation. He arrived in
Portland one week ago today. To his
friends here he said he was working
on case" Like all secret service work
he said it had to be done quietly. All
orao he Sidar0d MANS
for a secret marriage.
The second chapter of thsir romantic
story, dealing with the objections of
Miss Cooper's parents, is the most in
teresting part of the affair. Papa
Cooper admired Reed as man, put ne
couldn't fancy a secret service operative
as soninlaw. The parents did not
thoroughly understand the work of q
secret service agent. All arguments
made by the daughter did not make it
clear This was two years ago. The
smelter kings daughter and Reed, how
ever continued to exchange messages
of love after the latter was transferred
to Chicago.
The result of this correspondence was
the plan to meet in Portland Hence
they are here.
Miss Cooper is the only daughter Of
the smelter king. She is a leader in
the fashionable set of Ell Paso. Reed
has been in the secret service since the
close of the Spanish-American war, in
which he was a member of company A,
fifth regiment Pennsylvania. Five
years ago the department sent him to
Texas to work on a case. 1t was then
that his eyes first met those Of the
pretty southern girl who becomes his
bride.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-10-25
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II you have anything the matter with
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now that MI-O-NA stomach tablets are
guaranteed by Kelly & Pollard To cure
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If you or any of your family suffer
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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-10-25
ADJUSTMENTS.
4eTHE MELTING POT.

The scenic setting of the last act of
Nangwinfs play, The Melting Pot"
showing a, roof garden in a settlement
house in New York's lower East Side,
overlooking the lower bay, with the
statue of liberty prominent in the har-
borscape, has aroused great deal Of
comment It is declared to be one of
the finest sets Of scenery that ever
came out of the Gates & Morange stu
dio, which has become famous since its
work for the government exhibited
at the Alaska Yukon Pacific exposition,
and depicting vast areas of Alaskan
scenery The theatrical work turned
out by Gates & Morange is done almost
exclusively for the Lieber & Co. attrac-
lions they say. Prices of $500, $1.50
and s1.00 will be charged for the az
traction when it appears at the Ell Paso
theater Wednesday night.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-10-25
CANANEA WILL NOT
PLAY AT THE FAIR

Cananea will not be seen at the fair
tournament. A letter has been received
from manager Victor Wa1ling stating
that it would be necessary TO obtain a
guarantee Of $1,000 from the Fair as
ISOLATION before the Cananea club
could enter the tournament As this IS
$500 more than the association has Of
fered the other clubs In the league the
offer will be declined, president Bas-
Sett says.
While in Ell Paso recently, manager
Walling stated that he thought $500
was a sufficient guarantee, and that
the club would enter the tournament
with this amount guaranteed. A more
recent letter states that the club could
not afford to enter the contest for a
guarantee less than $1,000.
An effort is being made to get Mo-
renci and Clifton to send q team to the
tournament jointly in order to corr
plete the schedule.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-10-25
JUDGE OF RACES
REACHES THE CITY

Judge c. E. Hunter, who will act as
judge of the harness and running races
a. the fair, has arrived and is arrang-
ing the racing program.
In addition to Dan Patch, Minor
Heir, Hedgewood Boy, Lady Maud c.
and George Cane, of the Savage stable,
the program includes some of the best
performers on the grand circuit track,
and the harness events are expected 20
show all the class Of an eastern meet
ing.
The running horse entries are bel &
received from number of owners who
have brought their stables here for
the racing season across the river No
entry fee is charged in this class.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-10-25
BOOK WRITTEN
ABOUT Ell PASO

Ell Paso has had a book written
about it. About two chai,~ors IS about
Ell Paso and the tome is called Cupid
In He'll" with Ell Paso furnishing the
setting for the reverse comparison.
The author is Mrs. E. c. Wagner of
Columbus, Ohio, who spent the winter
here in 1908, staying at the st. Regis.
One chapter in the book is called Gu
pid In Mexico and another is "On the
SQUARE" the square being English for
San Jacinto plaza in Ell Paso. The book
is the story of pair of lovers who love
in vain one unfortunately being mar
ried The book promises to be SEN
sation, the promise being furnished by
Mrs Wagner the author.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-10-25
New York Commission In
vestigates Chambless New
Scheme In City Building.

New York, Oct 25.-Before the end
of this week the New York City COM
mission of population, recently appoint
ed by the mayor pursuant to resolu-
ton of the board of aldermen, will hold
a special session to consider the merits
of q plan invented by Edgar Cham
bless of this city for the organization
of production, transportation and con-
sumption which Mr.. Chambless has
named "RoadtoWn."
Roadtown, in a word, is a plan to
build a city every part of which shall
be in the country, and which shall still
retain all the advantages of city lie.
The future Roadtown has been describ-
ed as "the noiseless, dustless, smoke
less, germless, stretches, horseless,
trustees, graftless city"
The appointment for hearing by
the New York City commission is the
rirst recognition by any official BODY
of Mr. Chambless's remarkable plan,
which already has secured recognition,
however, from some of the most emf
nent authorities in this city.
Edison Favors Scheme.
Thomas a Edison thinks SO well of
Roadtown that he has offered it the
free use of his patents for building ce-
ment houses by the use of moulds.
Mr.. BoyeS, inventor ol Inc Doy co
MonoraiI Traction system, is so favora-
bly, impressed with the Roadtown plan
that he has offered it free use of his
traction patents
The United States Electric Light
and Power company became so inter-
ested in Mr.. Chambless's scheme that
it requested him to place a picture OF
Roadtown, and a description of its
plans in its booth at the electrical
show at Madison Square Garden.
Pictures of Roadtown are displayed
in over so of the most prominent show
windows in New York City, and crowds
daily gather on the sidewalks before
these windows, studying the novel
scheme.
Los Angeles Interested.
Dana w. Bartlett of Los Angeles
representing the municipal reference