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The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-04-14
PENNIES FOR CODY? NO!
Wyoming Town Angry Because Gov.
eminent Forces Small Coins In.

Cody, Wyo., April 14.-Coiy has a
grievance and it's against your Uncle
Sam. The government has forced
pennies on Cody-a place which has
no more use for pennies than Nome
has for fans in January. 1t has in
structed it's postmaster here to make
change in pennies and the arrange
ment embarrasses business men. No
body wants the penny and invariably
it drifts to the bank and there it
sticks. Not until comparatively re-
Gently were dimes and nickels recog-
nized as real money in Cody.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-04-14

Persons calling for the above will
please say advertised.
L. M. HULL,
Postmaster.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-04-14
Week S Review
Of Washington
RooseveIt's Prospective Return StIrs Things
lb-What viii Be Ills Attitude Toward
Taft Administration "A First Hand
impression Of the American Con.
gess-Chanees In the Senate.
By JAMES A. EDCERTON.
four Washington CORRESPONDENT. I

vWYHETHER In Office or out,
wv Theodore Roosevelt's power
w for stirring things up must
be admitted. The mere re-
port that he Is to be given recep-
ton when he returns to America has
done more to galvanize Washington
than anything that has occurred since
the tariff fight. John A. Stewart,
president of the New York League
Of Republican Clubs, has been in
the city arranging the details. The
statement already given out by Mr..
Stewart that Colonel Roosevelt will
not be a candidate for president in
1912 and will not permit the use Of
his name for senator, governor repre-
sentative in congress or any other Of
fee bears out so fully the predictions
made from time to time in these let
tiers that / cannot refrain from refer
ence to it. Moreover, it is stated here.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-04-14
Sold Three Lots In Hale's Addition.

Sold Three Lots In Hale's Addition.
H. E. Hardesty & Co. report the
sale of three more lots in Hale's ad-
dition, as follows: ]. l.. Lester
$3.50; w. e. Porter, $3.50; and M.
Tucker, $500.
The company has met with sue
cess in disposing of these lots AMI
have but five left. They are choice
east frontage with bearing trees on
each lot, and will be picked UP
shortly.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-04-14

Announcement that the boss bar
bers of Boston, Mass, are about to
form an employers organization re-
ceived the approval of the Boston
BARRIERS union 1872 recently, and 1t
was voted to offer the employers the
free use of the unions hall.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-04-14
T oday's Events

Congregational midweek cottage
meeting.
r. N. A. at Sprague hall.
Baptist prayer meeting.
Methodist prayer meeting.
Altar society meets with Mrs. r.
L. Cunningham.
Wenatchee theatre-Special films
and vaudeville.
Gem theatre-Motion pictures.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-04-14

An advance from Is cents an hour
to 81 cents has been granted to the
conductors and motormen of the
Pittsburg, Harmony, Butler & New
castle railway.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-04-14
NOTES FROM THE LABOR
WORLD.

The Brotherhood of Railway
Clerks will hold its annual conven-
ton in New Orleans, April 1928.
A local union of the Cloth Hat and
Can Makers Union of North America
has been formed in Brooklyn, N Y.
Engineers, firemen and telegraph
ers of the Delaware & Hudson Rail-
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-04-14
Advertised Letters.

&ANvOA taSN0 x>OO&CAos
Barret, j. w.
Bryaldson, Wall (2)
Beal, Mrs. E. A.
Clark, Mrs. Frank
Clarke, Mrs. Austin
Collins, j. w.
Dutton, Mrs. Melissa J.
Davenport, e. L.
Faubion, Rev. N. G.
Georg, F. N.
Jones, Mrs. Ida
johnson, Fred
King, J. D.
Mehelich, John
Miller, M. e.
Miller, Mrs. Janey
Myers, c. H.
Prill, Daniel
Slime, Mrs. Sherman
Scott. John F.
Smith, Mrs. D. c.
Smith, /. II.
Twilight, e. H.
Thomson, Gilbert H.
Wells, I. z.
Worthing, s. H. +
Young, G. w.
Persons calling for the above will
lease say advertised.
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-09-30
Brown Blames Roosevelt.

New York, Sept. 2G.-That Mr..
Roosevelt's campaign has had far
from a beneficial effect in Europe
so far as he United States is con
cerned is the opinion Of W. c.
Brown. president of The New York
Central Railroad Company, who
arrived in New York today OF
board the Hamburg American
Li1er kaisern Auguste Vic5oris,
Mr.. Brown said:
II do not believe that there will
be o single American bond sold in
Europe in the near future. AS an
example, take the Michigan Cen
trial, which, has in the market SIT,
500, 900 il. bonds without a single
European purchaser.
'sAfter Theodore Roosevelt as
president, with his lariat on his
saddle bow, Mr.. Taft shows q
pleasing dignity"
Mr.. Brown said further thai
conditions in the United States art
due entirely to the .dqings of NJ Mr.
Roosevelt. Hecontrasted the con
seryation Of the fertility Of the sol
as practiced in Europe with tht
lack Of conservation in this coun
try, and said that it was q pity
that the United States did not d<
more in this lines
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-09-30

Oscar 7. Nelson, who entered
the postal service in 1855 and was
discharged from the postal service
last july. charged with having M
daily Influenced legislation l.; favor
Of rn>talli"e clerks. has lrrn elect
a; #j %;s;pl;t q tue national FEEDER
alton II j!H>tnitire clerks. as Il pro
test against the governments
attitude,
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-09-30

Senator Elihu Root Of New York
says 'lle republican losses in the
off year elections are just simply
to he accounted for 10y the "Swing
ing Of he pendulum and lie looks
for a reversal Of luck When the
pendulum swings back the other
way two years from now. Very
nice sort Of illustration, Mr.. Root.
except for the fact that it is worn
out and discredited. This isn't
the swinging of the pendulum; this
lis where the alarm goes off.
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-09-30
"High Life. -

A ''higll life" is all right if you can
live up to it, but living up to it is a
question-but there is no question Of
the fact that the chemical High Life
will kill weevils in corn or peas. If
you will use High Life when you put
away your corn and peas you will find
them clear of weevils next Spring
You will find High Life spoken of in
all agricultural books but it is called
Carbon Bisulphide. You can get any
quantity Of the above from
WHITLEY & THOMAS,
Druggists, Winfield and Dodson.
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-09-30
Reasons Why The Great Majestic
You Should Buy

1s has the reputation Of being the best money can buy
ID only has the reputation but is the best made
and will prove this you if you will let us.
3d. constructed maleable ron material you cart beat
and of Charcoal ron material that 800 per greater
than steel is rveed together air tight No heat escapes or cold
the range thus very little fuel to 40 perfect work.
4h reservoir worth the price Of range any
other made 1t bo Is gallons of water is heated like
kettle with pocket against left hand lining and is NOV
able and frame hence cannot wear out When water
gets too hot it can be moved away from fire.
Majestic ranges less uel heat more waer-and heat
otey practically nothing for REPAIRS lasts three times as
long, bake bete keep clean and give better satisfaction
than any other range the market If you know positively that
above statements wouldn't buy Majestic at once
Come in Demonstration Week and Well Prove It to YOU
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-09-30

iih
10 prevent threatened water
famine in the Texas panhandle
where the drought has been Of un
usual duration. petition has been
made to the railroad commission
asking that railroads be permitted
to transport drinking water at less
than the scheduled rates.-Press
Views.
And this is the land Of promise
to some Of our dissatisfied North
Louisiana farmers Better stay
where wood and water are plenti
full.
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-09-30

titl
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-09-30
The farmers around Eros are

The farmers around Eros are
dong things in the way Of pea
nuts. They have their thresher
located in the Farmers Union
Warehouse, and have thrashed to.
date about 400 bushels. A Mr..
Taylor had 80 acres that brought
275 bushels and 200 bales of hay.
They will have about 1000 bushels
to thresh in and around Eros. =
Chatham Ledger.
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-09-30
Digestion and Assimilation.

It is not the quantity Of food taken
but the amount digested and assimi-
lated that gives strength and vitality
to the system. Chamberlain's Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets invigorate the
stomach and liver and enable themsto
perform their functions naturally.
For sale by all dealers.
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-09-30

Mrs. Jacob Wilmert, Lincoln, ILL.,,
found her way back to perfect health.
She writes: II suffered with kidney
trouble and backache and my appetite
was very poor at times. A few weeks
ago got Foley Kidney Pills and gave
them fair trial. They gave me great
relief, so continued till now I am
again in perfect health" Sold by all
druggists.
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-09-30
The Gratitude of Elderly PeopIe

Goes out to whatever helps give
them ease, comfort and strength.
Foley Kidney Pills cure kidney and
bladder diseases promptly, and give
comfort and relief to elderly people.
Sold by all druggists:
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-09-30
When Merit Wins

When the medicine you take cures
your disease, tones up your system
and makes you feel better stronger
ari. mose vigorous than before. That
! is what Foley Kidney Pills do for YOU
In all cases of backache, headache,
nervousness, loss of appetite, sleep
lessness and general weakness that is
caused by any disorder Of the kidneys
or bladder. Sold by all druggists.
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-09-30

Your kidney trouble may be Of long
standing, it may be either acute or
chronic, but whatever it is Foley's
Kidney Remedy will aid you to get
rid of itquickly and restores your
natural health and vigor. "One bottle
of Foley's Kidney Remedy made me
well,n said j. Sibbull Of Grand View,
Wis. Commence taking it now. Sold
by all druggists.
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-09-30
Best for the Hands

S. L. Chapman, Massac, KY, says:
| used DR.. Bells Antiseptic Salve on
my hands, which were sore, and find
it the best I ever tried. It cured
them completeIv.
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-09-30

Sunny jim Sherman, as the
roller hit hin: 81 amt done moth.
in. butt won't do it again.
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-09-30

Tom Watson says that the IA.
ton is planging hellward. Tom is
too egotistical. The nation is not
following him.
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-09-30

Attorney. General Wickersham,
it will be recalled, went to Chicago
/. to dpuounce the insurgents, for his
pains got a singing answer from
LaFollette to the effect that he
(LaFollette) was fighting the bat
Ties of Republicanism, while Wick
ersllam wasyin New York advising
the sugar trust how it might cheat
the government, or something
equally nasty. Since then Wicker.
sham has not opened his mouth on
the subject.
Tile first definite result OF tue
present cabinet sessions in Wash.
ingtoli was the announcementtoday
thai President Taft will issue al
executive order extending the civil
service to include all assistant
postmasters.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1910-12-01
PLEASANT RIDGE.

Judge Morton and wife of Nc
ConLellsburg spent Saturday
night and Sunday on this side of
the mountain.
John Bard of Emmavllle, is
spending his spare time among
his relatives on the Ridge.
The boys on this side who have
been huskiug corn in Franklin
county have returned home.
Chas. Spangler and wife of
Hancock, are visiting his wife's
relatives on the Ridge.
James w. Mellott and Miss
Dott Truax attended the institute
at Maple Grove last Friday hight.
Preaching at the Christian
church was well attended last
Sunday.
William Mellott and Reuben
Mellott of Johnstown, who were
visiting here have returned home.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1910-12-01
Sale Register.

Tuesday, March Z, C. NJ. Ray,
having bought a farm and beng
obliged to reduce hls stock, will
sell at his residence on the Patter
son farm, . miles southwest of
McCouneilsburg, horses, cattle,
hogs, farming implements, sc.
Sale begins at o'clock--A. L.
While, Aucuoneer.
Thursday March 0, George
Brant having bought farm in
Cumberland county, and intend.
ing to remove thereto, will sell at
his residence on "the old Glllis
farm" 2! miles northwest of Nc
Connellsburg, horses, cattle, hogs
far ming implements, hay, gram,
&c.-A. L. While, Auctloneer.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1910-12-01
HuSTONT0WN.

Thus far our nimrods report
very few venlson roasts. But
many are the tales of "what we
saw" Harry Keller says she
got a taste" having shared IN one
killed the first day of season.
David Woodcock and Clarence
Smith spent Sunday with rela.
tives at Burnt CABINS.
Rev. and Mrs. McGarvey were
most agreeably surprised on
Wednesday the Oath whan How
ard Kirk and Harvey Clevenger
drove up and requested the priv.
ilege of bringing few things into
the'house. After leading the table
down with good thi gs and re
plenlshlng the potato and apple
bins and Howard had given the
parson a nice sum IN cash they
announced that "this was a
Thanksgiving offering from Fair
vlew." A most heartfelt thanks
Is expressed through these lines
to these most generous and thank
ful people by their pastor and
family.
Harry Keller makes us think
of winter as his wood saw buzzes
around.
Many porkers have gone down
in this vicinity, though pork still
remains high.
Some say there is a live spook
in town. Orvllle Taylor developed
excellent sprinting qualities on
short notice when he saw QtD
Brother James McElhaney re.
minded his pastor that, "out of
sight was not out of mind" when
he brought a generous offering
on Thanksgiving Of good things
and much needed, horsefeed as
gift from Hustontown and vicin-
lty. Rev. McGarvey Is thank.
full to God for inspiring these
generous folks and to them for
obeylng the impulse.
Hustontown M. E. Sunday
school expects TO have a tine
Christmas entertainment,
Rev. McGarvey Is convalesclng
rapidly from the attack of ty-
phoid fever aud expects to fill his
regular appointments on Decem.
ber 18th.
The all day shower on Monday
was a delight 70 all. For some
time as many as SIX families have
been depending on Mrs. Denis.
ar's well for their water supply.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1910-12-01
Ends Winters Troubles.

To many, winter is a season of
trouble. The frost bitten toes
and fingers, chapped hands and
lips, chilblalns, cold, sores, red
and rough skius, prove this. But
such troubles fly beforeBucklen' s
Arnica Salve. A trial convlnces.
Greatest healer OF Burns, Boils,
Piles, Cuts, Sores, Eczema and
Spralns. Only 25c. at Trout's
drug store.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1910-12-01
80 YEARS OF SUCCESS
The B. N. Hyde Co. Offer Remedy
for Catarrh. The Medicine
Costs Nothing II II Fails.

When a medicine effects a sue.
cessful treatment in a very large
majority Of cases, and when we
offer that medicine on our own
personal guarantee that 1T will
cost the user nothing if 1t does
not completely relieve catarrh, it
is only reasonable that people
should believe us. or at least put
our claim to a practical test when
we take all the risk. These are
facts which we want the people
to substantlate. We want them
to try Rexall Mucu-Tone,
medicine prepared from a pre-
scrlptlon of physician with
whom catarrh was a speciality,
and who has record of thirty
years of envlable success to his
record.
We receive more good reports
about Rexall Mucu-Tone than we
do of all other catarrh remedies
sold in our store, and If more
people only knew what a
thoroughly dependable remedy
Rexall Mucu-Tone is, 1t would be
the only catarrh remedy we
would have any demand for.
Rexell Mucu-Tone is quickly
absorbed and by Its therapeutic
effect tends to dlsinfect and
cleanse the entire mucous mem.
braneous tract, to destroy and
remove the parasites which IN
jure the mem braneous tissues, to
scothe the irritation and heal the
soreness, stop the mucous dis
charge, build up strong, healthy
tissue and relieve the blood and
system OF dis seased matter. Its
influence is toward stimulating
the muco-cells, aiding digestion
and improving nutrition until the
whole body vlbrates with healthy
activity. In comparatively
short time 1t brings about
noticeable gain in weight,
strength, good color and feeling
of buoyancy.
We urge you to try Rexall
Mucu-Tone, beginning a treat
ment to-day. AT anv time you
are not satisfied, simply come
and tell US, and we will quickly
return your money without ques.
ton or bubble. We have Rexall
Mucu-Tone in two sizes, so cents
and $1.00. Remem Der you can
o btaln Rexall Remedies in Nc.
Connellsburg only at our store,-
The Rexall Store. Leslie w.
Seylar.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1910-12-01
oysters.

Best Chesapeake Bay Barrelled
oysters direct from beds to you.
Send for prices at once.
APsLEY & APsLEY,
ii II st. Rock Hall, Md.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-12-08
$3.50 RECIPE CURES
WEAK KIDNEYS, FREE
RELIEVES URINARY AND KIDNEY
TROUBLES, 6AckAcHE, STRAIN
ING, SWELLING, ETC.
stops Palm In the Bladder, Kidneys
and Back.

wouldn't Il be nice within q week or %
to begin to say goodbye forever to the
scalding. dribbling. straining. OF too fre-
auent passage of urine; the forehead and
the baclx-of-the-head aches: the stitches
and pains In the back: the growing mus
Gle weakness; spots before the eyes: vel
low skin: sluggish bowels; swollen eye
lids or ankles; leg cramps: unnatural
short breath: sieeplessness and the de-
spondency7
have q recipe for these troubles that
you can depend on. and II you want TO
make QUICK RECOVERY. you ought
to write and get copy of II. Many .
doctor would charge you $3.50 just Tor
writing this prescription, but have Il
and will be glad TO send Il to you entire
ly free lust drop me line like thisi
DIR. A. ID Robinson. KISS Luck Building.
Detroit. Mich. and i will send Il by re-
turn mail in plain envelope. As you win
see when you get Il. this recipe contains
only pure, harmless remedies. but II has
great healing and pain-conquering power
II will quickly show It's power once you
use II. so ! think you had better see what
II In without delay. will send you q
copy free--you can use II and cure your
self at homo.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-12-08
THEY GROW
Good Humor and Cheerfulness From
Right Food and Drink.

Anything that interferes with good
health is apt to keep cheerfulness and
good humor In the background. A
Washington lady found that letting
coffee alone made things bright for
her. She writes:
-Four years ago l was practically
given up by my doctor and was not ex.
pected to live long. My nervous sys-
tenn was In bad condition.
"But | was young and did not want
to die SO began to look about for the
cause OF my chronic trouble. used to
have nervous spells which would ex-
haust me and after each spell II would
take me days before could sit up In
chair.
Il became convinced my trouble was
caused by coffee. decided to stop II
and bought some Postum.
'The first cup, which made accord
ing to directions, had soothing Of.
feet on my nerves and liked the taste.
For a time I nearly lived on Postum
and ate little food besides. am today
a healthy woman.
MY family and relatives wonder II
| am the same person was four years
ago. when | could do no work on ac-
count OF nervousness. Now | am do
Ing my own homework, take care OF
two babies--one twenty the other two
months old. am so busy that hard
iy get time to write letter. yet do
1t all with the cheerfulness and good
humor that comes from enjoying good
health.
II tell my friends 1t Is to Postum I
owe my life today"
Read "Tbe Road to Wellville." In
pkgs. There's Reasos."
Ever read the above letter. new
one appears from time 40 time. toy
are genuine, trues and full or husAAa
Interest. e
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-12-08
slanlflcance In Names.

In an Illinois town workingman
having been informed that n sixth
baby had arrived at his home. ex.
claimed: Sufficient" and his neigh
bors. referring to his having given
that name-Suflicient--t the new
arrival. credited him with originality.
The incident resembles case nearer
home. adds the New York Tribune.
A New York family was blessed with
nine daughters, when the stork
brought tenth one. II was In the
days when the slang term for an Oft
told story was Chestnut" and an
the baby certainly came under that
head she received the name. but for
euphony's sake the French for the
word was employed, and she was call.
ed Marion
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-12-08
Saw Only Physical idea.

One Of his friends once asked Mr..
Darwin's gardener about his masters
health. and how he had been lately.
Obi" he said, my poor master has
been very sadly. I often wish he
had something to do. He moons about
in the garden, and have seen him
stand doi"g nothing before flower
for ten minutes at time. If he only
had something to do really believe
he would be better"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-12-08
500 Reward. 500.

Tho readers Of this paper will be pleased % Icnsu
that there nc least drcnLcd disease that sc.enc@
has been able 20 cure In all Us stage1. aud that 10
CatArrh. Hairs Catarrh Cure the only positive
cure now known 20 the medical fraternity. latarrh
being q constitutional disease, requires o cousiitt.
tiona treatment Halle Catarrh Cure b taken In
srss -, a".W upon Wv o'oou a.n n'ue" ~,
foundation OF tho dlacesc. and giving the patient
strength BY building up the constitution and astst
ing nature IN doing It's work. The proprietou havm
20 much faith IN It's curative powers that they ocr
One Hundred Dollars for any case that u falls ~
fure, Send for list OF testimonials
Address y, J, CHENEY a CO.. Toicdo. O.
Sold by all Dr,irrists. $50. .#
srnka HAll'a Family plila fnF constiDaal6nL
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-12-08
The Bio Show.

The personally conducted tourists
were viewing the Egyptian pyramids.
Goodness gracious!" calculated
pile OF money to build them"
ollie OF money TO build them"
"Surest thing you know" said Mr..
Newrocks; but don't imagine for q
moment that any one tourist agency
stood for all the expense--it was
probably O Jackpot AFFAIR.""
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-12-08
The sleep Chaser.

Landlord-Here. now, you needn't
be afraid you will oyersleep. And II
the alarm clock should by any chance
fail to awaken you. just give the lit
tie hammer poke with your finger.
then she'll go off.-Heitere Welt.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-12-08
GOOD sche.ne.

"Out at my uncle's the people go
to bed with the chickens"
We'll. at the price chickens sell at
now they are certainly worth watch.
ing"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-12-08
None In Stock.

A well-dressed woman paused In
front OF the chestnut vendors stand.
Are they wormy?" she asked.
mo. ma'am." he answered blandly.
did you want them with worms7"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-12-08
Fortunate.

1t is said" remarked the moralIzer,
that fool is born every minute"
And I'm CAD Of it," rejoined the de-
moralizer; What a sorry old world
this would be If there was nothing but
wisdom on tap"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-12-08
important.

Judge-Now. madam. remember as
witness you must tell the whole
truth and nothing but the truth.
Witness-Well. judge. do you mean
before you swear me or afterward?-
Yonkers Statesman.