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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-05-16

@ifte uno gfitiee Siere, SniefIen
ooer &eptile; grploiip= ur1o grono=
itoffe, iolpie Solenmaibinen;
&ronfbeitsfeime unb 8o5iaen; Sa=
6er, our6 Die anoere Senoungea
bei6aotigt ooer aeritort mertel font
ten, ODER our6 Die @eiuno5e;t obet
2eben Ser Goitbeomten beOrpDt iein
fonnte; Spirituoien unO geiitige
@etranfe, iomie &ofain ooer aofain~
%ertrafte; uro ihlieBlid alles, oeIien
@erienoltng ourd Sic @oIt geleblid,
perboten lno itrafbar tit. Sn be-
lonberen Soden fam Ser @cnerai=
Eoitmeilter Iustabmen geitatten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-05-16
u IIcr c /.

Sim 3. uno A. SliIi ipolell OH
9ermanisiobne Elm eroBe5 Bicrit
ODER pie[mebr elm @olfsfelt i'm W1o
oaros5 Yarf peranltoltenL beIsen gr.
trag fir oen Salerbou pernenoci
merben ioa. IQe moglid)en liner.
baltumgen peroefi porbereitet ulo Or.
friid)ungen ieber Mrt peroen ait+
Dem 8lobe 81 finben fem.
Die playground @iiociotion
bat folgenoe 9ireftoren erpaGIt
q. q. Srons, %. So. Gloon, s. q
4rnoIo, Sraa eli Sertberg, 6roi
3. 8erre9, 6rau Marion Steele, Sri
Gorob q. Sling, Srau geGe 9llgor
Be, Clifton George, @. 6. Gurus
5rau 2ottie aioole uno 3. 9. Giles
Die @eieaibaft babii6tigt, ein POI
ienoes @runoitiid als permGilentel
spielplab fir Die ainoer 0u ocluer
ben.
Sonntog nahmittag itarb II
Der Ndbe Der bierten Wiiiiiolt II
6olge zines Ser3i6lages, 2e'
Smartfopt Elm gfngeitelter Der M
q. Sranf Company. Gr mar init Jet
mem fleinen Sobn unb &errn s
Is. Wueller binauseefabren Inn 81
fiihen. 9admittags fubren Serl
M1leaer uno Der Sunge nod Dem on
bern liter bes 5luifes. Hlobli1 Dor
ten iie Sparbfopf rufen nno ols
fie iid) umidautenL iaben Tie, suie e.
gu gooen fiel. Sic eilten gu ibnt
fanoen i'm ober idon tot, ais fie bin
famen. Die SamiIie Snartfop'
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-05-16
Inter aroBartiaen itno

Inter groBartigen uno eill-
ourdspoaen 6eltli6feiten til in Ser
lin sic Seier oes 5meibunoertiabrl-
gen 8eitebens Ser fonigliden @bari-
te begangen moroen. Gem Seitaft
i'm &ronfenbauie, in oelien 9erlaui
Die icgensrei6e S0tiefeit 0es Sniii-
tuts eebiibreno geprieien muroc,
nobrrten Der <ltusminiiter b. Croft
GIT Sol8, iotpie 5ablrei6e 8ertreter
Ser 8ilieniGaft, in~ionoerbeit Der
Gr5tli6en @elt, bel. Wit Dem Subj
lGltm lit cine bodintereiiante Mlts-
Itellung perbunoen. Sic entbGlt 8pr-
trGts, 9iloer uno ionitige @egen-
itGtbe, mel6e our @eihifte Ser Glu-
rite IN 8e5iebnng 1teben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-05-16
@as burd Die 9oit perididt mcrSen
FINN.

Gem SenatsnusiduB iir Boll-
meien liegt CUR 3eit Ser Gntmurf
zines neuen Yoiteeiebes Dor, Dem
mir peridieoene fir peitere &rciie
mi6tige 8eitimmungen ellitlebmen.
Cine Ser baufieiten SragelL iiber
Die pielfad llnflarbeit bcrritbt, lit
Die, mas uno inter meld)el1 8eoin<
eungen aIles our1 oie 8oif peri6ieft
peroen fam. SITE 5uIaiiigen NoSt-
laden 5erfalen IN bier &lalien: L.
8eidriebene Soden, 2. 8criooiid)e
ACKNOWLEDGMENT, 8. @eriGleoene
Sorten Drudiahen; 4. Sanoelsid~.
den. Our erIten @laiie geborcn
griefe, 8~oltforten nno oae gong ooer
teilpeiie geidriebenen ober in Ma=
i6inenidrift bereeitellten Sa6en
NIT einigen beitimmten GiniWraIi-
fungen. Die 5meite &laiie uinfaBt
ollie 3eitungen uno periobiiden
S6riften, unter folgenoen 9eoiil-
gungen: iie m%iiiien in regelu'aBigen
3miidenraumen m~enieitens plernlal
i'm Sabre erI1einen uno SET Sag
Der Musgabe iopie Die fortloufenoe
Drummer tragen; BON elmer befallii-
ten 8eroffentli6ungsiteqe allSeeben:
aus be0rudten gl6ttern obilc feiten
ginbano beite6en; einen aGgemeinen
offentli6en &arafter tragen o5cr ser
2itteratltr, &un1t unb @iIienidoft
ooer beitimmten Snbuftricsneigen
getDiomet Iein; cine beglaubigte Site
BON itanoigen Abnebmern belisetl,
nidt por5ussmeiie fir 9ln8eiee-
5wefe ooer 5u freier 8erIeltouns
be5p. 8~erienoung unter ongeblid)en
Breiien beitimmt iein; nift Der Mn-
rei5uilg gu 8ranoitiftung, Mpro ooer
einem anberen unter Ben @eieben
Der 8ereinigten Staaten nit 1ooes-
ooer 3udtbausitrofe b%eorobten gss-
breden oienen. 9enielben Yeoi.i-
gungen uttterliegen Die 3citinriiten
uno periooiiden 8eroffentIi1 nngen
gemeinniitiger @eieai6aften ODER
Sroen, Die nnter Dem 2ogenipiten1
gegriinoet iin6 uno cine MitgIieocr-
5abl BON menigitens tau1ello Berio=
men baben; ooer bon elmer i:forpo-
rierten Gr5iebungsanftalt Derausge-
geben neroen; ooer elmer @anoels.
geieaidft; ODER itreng litteroriidelt,
geididtli6en ODER ipiiienidaitliden
@eiedi6aft; ooer elmer offentliden
8ibliotbef; ooer BON einem ;iaatli-
den 8eiunobeitsnmt, el,er Der
2anomirti6oft, Der Snfefiionfullee
ooer Dem @artenbau bienclloen Be
boroe, unter Der ausbriidlidcn Sc.
bingune, bob oae oieie Sdriitcn fei-
nerlei Mn5eigen entbalten.
8ieielben 8eitimmungen babcll
fir ausldnoii6e 3eitungen uno Ser
offentlidungen@eltlln unter OerGin.
l6ronfung, DOB in ibnen film bon
ben @ereinigten Staoten geldiibies
ltrbeberreAt per[ebt miro.
aae ionitigen 0rudiodeiI @u-
der, 6lugbldtter, @aarenuerseid)>
niiie, 3eihnungen, giloer, 8boio,
grapbien (aber ni6t inter @las
uro &abmen), 0otenbldtter, eyorn1ll-
lore obne ettpas @ei6riebenes, 9ldt-
ter uno 8riefe in 8~linoenid)rift,
aber unoeridloiien, aorrefturab5.i-
&c nebit 5ugeb0rigem Manuifript,
Samen uno 8flansen, 8ur5eln Ii.
ogI. geben unter oritter alosie, al
les uebrige inter bierter.
9ein 8oitpafet oorf Elm @etpid)t
bon bier 8funo iiberidreitcn, nit
glusnobme BON ein5elnen @ihern
BON groBerem @etpi6t.
@useelbloiien BON Der 8oiibef0r-
oerung iino auBer Senounsen bon
mebr als bier 8funo @epidt nod:
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-05-16
alus 8oris fommt naditebei;

AA2 fuLt2 |pltAtL ''utpl1SDStt
De unperbiirete 0epeibe: 8om 9aog
fomrnt Die Meloung, ooB oie fleine
boaanoii6e &ronprinaeiiin Suliana,
Die lebte ISOLDE ibr critics @iegenfeit
%feierte, 10 idmer erfranft lit, DOB iGr
Sob befiir6tet miro. Die 8efahr,
in Ser sic bis Dor einigen Gaeen nl-
beroroentli9 eeiunoe fleille Gbroll=
folgerin idmebt, miro Dem boGanoi-
i9en @olfe perbeimli6t. IS mar
crit fiir5lih genelbet morOen oab
Die &ranfbeit unbeoeuteno mo oas
ainb mieoer ouf Ser @eiieru11Q iei
es ideillt iomit cine @eridlimnlerul!g
eillgetreten gu lein. Sn gall5 Sol
lamb lit man uuf's So6ite beiorgt, %
Die gauge hollanoii6e SbronIoige aui
bieIem 4in6e berllbt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-05-16
9as Seras Wunocr

6eilt ollie Nterer, 8Ialen nne rbel,-
matii6e 2eioen; bel a1en 9rnggilten
ODER 2 monatli6e 9%ebanolu1,g per
8oit fir 81. Or. 6. 50. SaG. 1926
Olipe Ctr, ct. Bouts, 500. 56rei6t
fir 3euqni1Ie.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-05-16
(Surtiebull1 foIot.)
Gin fbcaler @att:

lift geouloig, ielbit nit einem 5dllfi-
i6en @eibe, Ben er meiB, hob tie
franfli6 lit uno oaB &ein.efeiten
tie atfregen. Sic beoarf electric
8itters, Ser milnoerbarlten 9teoi5i1
fir leioeaoe Srallen. 8erIudt es.
Sour so Gts. 3ufrieoenbcit garan.
tiert BON auel1 9ruaaiiten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-05-16

Die &egierung BON Gicara9ua
bat ben 8efebl erluiielt, alle atlon-
tiIden SGfen ser 6epu6lif, nit 9lus-
uobme ~oesienigen bon @reptoipn, fir
oen @erfebr 5t idlieBen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-05-16
gSie aus StroBbura oenlelbe

miro, lit ole 9lusneiiung oc3 9drpei
ser 9iirgers @egelin aus GlioE.
2otbrineen 5uriifgenommen nor.
Sen. Die Mobregelung, Die 1tnnlittel
bare Solge elmer antioeutiden 0e.
monItrotion bel einem &olt5ert in
Gentrolbotel 5l Miiblbauiel GlioB.
bate ieiner8eit piel bon lid reoen mo.
hen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-05-16

9ur6 Die 2iebe bat mander
Den Bertrand berloren, Oilrd Den
Bertrand mdn6er Die 2ie6e.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-09-03
STUNG BY BASE INGRATITUDE
Bowery Denizen Seemingly Had Right
to Be Indignant at Old Friends
Attitude.

-Ycu remember dat guy. Jim
Burke?' asked an irate Bowery deni-
zen. Hes dat stiff OATS dom time
up der river-Sing Sing-boiglary-
ten years. Well, you know all | done
fer dat stiff When he was pinched
didn't put up der coin for der law
yers7 Didn't pay der witnesses
Sure | did. De oder day I thinks I'll
Just go an see dat mutt just t leave
him know his frien's amt tied de
can on i'm. So | drives out to d Jail
and goes into d warden's office and he
says | gotter send me card In. Me
card, Dye get dat? Well, anyway,
| writes nay name ON piece O. paper
an a guy takes 1t into Jim Burke, an
what d. you t'ink dat stiff tells dat
guy to TEN me?"
1--WE no idea," said the listener.
"He tells him." concluded the angry
one, IT. tell me dat he amt in!"--
From Success Magazine.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-09-03
BADGER LEPER DIES.
Passes Away After Five Long
Years of Affection.
Lived Life of Seclusion In Building
Set Apart for Him at the National
Soldiers Home In Mil
Waukee

Milwaukee, Wis.-Albert S. O'Gor.
man is dead. Milwaukee's leper, after
nearly five years of retreat In little
brick house on the grounds of the
Soldiers home, Is no more. Death
came quietly. 1t was the gradual dis
solution of body wasted by disease,
that could no longer find strength to
meet the daily strain demanded of It,
OGorman was soldier. He served
MANY years iii the regular army, see
Ing service throughout the east and
west. He joined the ranks when the
war with Spain broke out, and was
one of the foremost In Cuba and the
Philippines. 1t was while with the
army In the islands that he contracted
the disease which brought his death.
Upon his return from war, O'Gor
man entered the regular service in va
rious army posts. Then he was taken
Ill. He asked a pension, and permits
sion to enter soldiers home, The
request was readily granted. A month
ly income of ST. was allowed him By
the government. He was ordered to
the Milwaukee national home
Then, and not till then, did O'Gor-
man learn the true character of his
malady. He was examined by staff
physicians, who diagnosed his disease
as leprosy. There was no help for
him, they said, and preparations were
made to arrange for his comfort du.
ring his lifetime.
In corner of the grounds small
brick house, once the home of one of
the officials, was set aside for him. 1t
was two-story structure, with three
rooms-a living room, kitchen and a
bedroom. Furniture and books, uten
sils and regulation clothing were fur,
nished him, and he settled down to
live the life of recluse during the re-
mainder of his days.
That was five years ago. During
the intervening time, O'Gorman lived
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-09-03
IN AGONY WITH ECZEMA

mo tongue can tell how I suffered
for five years with itching and bleed
Ing eczema. until l was cured by the
Cuticura Remedies, and | am SO CRATE
full I want the world TO know, for
what helped me will help others. My
body and face were covered with
sores. One day 1t would seem to be
better, and then break out again with
the most terrible pain and itching. l
have been sick several times, but
never in my life did I experience such
awful suffering as with this eczema. |
had made up my mind that death was
near at hand. and l longed for that
time when / would be at rest had
tried many different doctors and medi-
cines without success, and my mother
brought me the Cuticura Remedies, In
sisting that try them. began to
feel better after the first bath with
Cuticura Soap, and one application Of
Cuticura Ointment.
Il continued with the Cuticura Soap
and Cuticura Ointment, and have
taken four bottles of Cuticura Resolv.
ent, and consider myself well. This
was nine years ago and I have had
no return of the trouble since. ANY
person having any doubt about this
wonderful cure by the Cuticura Rene
dies can write to my address. Mrs.
Attic Etson, SO Inn Road, Battle Creek.
Mich, Oct. 16, 1909"
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-09-03
O'Gorman and His Abode.

almost happily Two of his daily
meals he prepared himself on the
cook stove In his little kitchen. Each
day an orderly brought his dinner to
him. Tobacco was supplied in abun.
dance. Papers and books were plen-
tiful. He was deeply religious char.
acter, and spent much time reading
the Bible. sitting on the low steps
of his dwelling. basking in the sun.
To look at the man, one would not
realize that he was the victim of the
most horrible of diseases. He was in
clined to a pleasant personality None
Of the horror or fear of the evident
indications of leprosy were shown
O'Gorman suffered especially during
the winter time Cold weather, he
complained, increased the steady
aches and pains to which he was sub
jected. During last winter he failed
slowly but steadily. Spring came, and
he rallied slightly; but his system was
too far gone, and the convalescence
proved only temporarily.
O'Gorman was born in Ireland In
1855 1t was in 1874 that he came to
the United States. He settled near st.
Paul, Mimi, and It was from there
that he was recruited into the regular
army.
The case of the patient attracted
much attention throughout the coun.
try. He was one of two individuals in
the United States afflicted with the
plague.
Several times the state department
and the secretary of war considered
transferring his case from Mllwau
kee, but there were no leper colonies
where he might be sent, and It was
decided finally, that he could be best
cared for In the little brick building In
which he made his home.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-09-03

Through the activity of women, In
the anti-tuberculosis campaign, sana-
toria and hospitals for the treatment
Of tuberculosis have been erected;
travelling libraries have been circu-
lated, posters, circulars and other
kinds of literature have been dstrib-
uted to the number Of millions of
pieces, thousands of lectures have
been given, large sums of money have
been secured, hundreds of needy cases
have been helped; tuberculosis work
has been started In many communi-
ties where no movement had existed;
and millions Of women have learned
the dangers and methods Of proven
ton of tuberculosis The work Of the
women extends from the drawing room
Of the rich to the homes of the poor
and embraces all classes, including the
factory girl and millionaire. During
the coming year special campaign Of
lectures to women will be carried on
In all parts of the United States.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-09-03
NO CHANCE TO GO WRONG
Statement Of Beauty Doctor May Have
Been True, but II Was Not
Gallant.

William r. Oldham. bishop of Sing
apore, talked at a dinner. on his last
visit to New York, about missionary
work
"A certain type OF man." he said.
goes about declaring that we dom
inant races civilize the savage out Of
existence-that we do them harm In
stead of good.
well, as matter Of fact, II these
cavaliers knew what | know about
some tribes. they would speak less
confidently. Some tribes are so de-
based that to do they anything but
good would hardly be possible. They
are, in fact, Just like the ugly wom-
an who visited the beauty doctor.
This woman was ugly in every fea.
ture. but her nose was particularly
ugly. That, no doubt. was why she
desired the beauty doctor to begin
on It,
az am willing she said, to pay
you literally. doctor but demand in
return substantial results. We will
start with my nose. Can you guar
antee to make 1t ideally beautiful
1.-THE doctor, after looking attentive
ly at the womans nose. replied
"Well, madam, can't say as to
ideal beauty, but nose like yours |
couldn't help improving II l hit 1t with
q mallet.'"
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-09-03
Corporal Tanners Socks.

A Grand Army veteran who attends
all the national encampments, tells
this story of Corporal Tanner, both OF
whose legs, as most everybody knows.
are artificial.
at was a hot night, and crowd Of
US were sitting on the hotel piazza,
spinning stories. Suddenly Tanner
looked UP and said: Has anybody got
a couple Of tacks?
81 can get some, said somebody
What do you want them for?'
"'These darned stockings of mine
keep falling down. said Tanner
Boston Traveller.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-09-03
Csnada's Mounted Police.

Winnipeg, nt.-Undoubtedly the
best and most efficient police and mill.
tary organization in the world Is the
Northwestern mounted police. AL.
though not strong in numbers, the
very sight of their scarlet coats seems
to instill respect for law and order
and their presence in northwestern
Canada is given as the cause Of the
cessation of outlawry in districts pa
trolled by them and an increase on
the frontier Of the states.
These scarlet-garbed police are
taught how to live In the sad lie. From
headquarters they are sent to the far
of forts In the Klondike, Yakon OF
other distant posts for two years
service,
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-09-03
D0N'TS FOR TRAVELLERS

Don't travel unless you can afford
it.
Don't return civility with its oppo-
site.
Don't permit your children, If you
have any with you to annoy people by
iil-bred behavior,
Don't carry chip on your shoulder.
disposed and kind
Don't fail to assist any inflrm. Grip
pied or aged fellow traveller who may
need helping hand.
Don't refuse courtesies when offered
by strangers If exceptional circum.
stances occasion them.
Don't ask questions, except Of off,
Gals on the road, or the ship. or of
policemen on the street.
Don't exchange visiting cards with
strangers, unless this Is justified by
exceptional circumstances
Don't forget that you owe duty to
every human being, the duty of look
ing pleasant and being gracious.
Don't by a single thought or action
add to the burden Of sorrow pressing
go heavily nnon manv fellow nilgrims.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-09-03
Pipe Gives Cadet Typhoid.

Midshipman Smith. who was strick
en- with typhoid fever on the Indiana
at Plymouth. England. contracted the
disease, 1t Is said. from smoking a
briar used nearly year ago by his
roommate at Annapolis who had bad
case of typhoid This theory is taken
as proof that concentrated nicotine
cannot destroy typhoid germ The
medical department of the navy will
examine into the theory with the re-
suit that midshipmen of the future
may confine themselves to their own
pipes.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-09-03
Forty.

Forty ID the age at which a man is
supposed to be in his prime.
Forty is old to a man OF 30 and
young to a man of so.
At 40 some men quit sowing wild
oats and others begin.
Forty is an imaginary line between
youth and old age.
Some men are 40 at 20 and some
at 60.
At 40 man is supposed to have
reached years Of discretion and gen
orally he. has unless some woman
wills 1t otherwise.
There are men of 40 who believe 1t
is unlucky for one to look over ones
left shoulder at the new moon.
Men have been grandfathers at 40
and yet found 1t hard to obtain credit
When man is 40 he begins to fear
that he may have married too early.
Forty is the age at which most men
dnd it necessary to cali for help when
they try to put on their evening
clothes.-Ex
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-09-03

II thought you said this was a
young chicken" remarked Viewed, as
he sawed away at portion of the
bird.
"And thought It was" rejoined his
better half. II looked In its mouth and
1t showed no indications of having cut
a single tooth yet. The dealer must
have imposed upon me-"
Ibid he tell you 1t was young
chicken" queried her husband.
NO." replied Mrs. Newed. ''But I'm
sure he must have extracted its teeth
before offering 1t for sale"
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-09-03

Vegetable Compound has done for me
during this trying period. Complete
restoration to health means SO much
to me that for the sake of other suffer-
ing women ! am willing to make my
trouble public so you may publish
this letter. Mrs. CHAs. BARCLAY,
R.F. D., Graniteville, vt.
No other medicine for woman's ills
has received such widespread and un-
qualified endorsement. No other med
lcine we know of has such record
of cures of female Ills as has Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
For more than 80 years it has been
curing female complaints such as
Inflammation, liberation, local weak
nesses, fibroid tumors, Irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, indigestion
and nervous prostration, and it is
unequalled for carrying women safely
through the period of change of life.
1t costs but little to try Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and,
as Mrs. Barclaysays,i it is worth noun
tains Of gold " to suffering women.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-09-03
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications. as they cannot reach the dis
eased portion of the There is only one way to
deafness and that is by constitutional remedies
Deafness Is caused by inflamed condition OF the
mucous lining of the Eustachan Tube. When this
tube Is inhamed you have rumbling sound or Inn
perfect hearing and when 1t is entirely closed. Deaf
ness Is the result and unless the Inflammation be
taken and this tube restored to Its normal cond
ton. hearing will be destroyed forever: nine cases
out OF ten are caused by Catarrh. which is nothing
but an infamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case OF
Deafness Caused by eatarrD that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars free.
f. ]. CHENEY CO.. Toledo. O
Sold by Druggists. Use.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-09-03
WeiuI1ed In.

Picking up sharp knife from the
meat stand, the customer extends II
to the butcher with the remark:
Il haven't any use for it, but you
may cut 1t off, and I'll take 1t along
anyhow"
"Cut what OFF," gasps the aston
fshed butcher.
Your hand. You weighed 1t with
the roast, you know, and | want all !
pay for"--I4ife.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-09-03
Johnny Understood.

Nov, Johnny, do you understand
thoroughly why / am going to whip
your"
"Yes'm. You're in bad humol
this ncraing. and you've got to lie
some uie b fore you'll feel satisfied
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-09-03

Souvenir hunters and shop lifting
are more closely related than first
cousins.
Street cars are always too fast
or too slow for some of the passen-
gers.
Don't have two strings to your bow.
but have an extra one In your pocket.
The hobo has this much to his
credit: He isn't a wolf In sleeps
clothing.
1t only takes two to make a quarrel.
but they are bound to get third party
into 1t If it's possible.
You have reasons for disliking some
people, but for the life of you, you
can't see why they dislike you.
What world of early risers this
would be II they all thought they'd
wake up to find themselves famous.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-09-03
Pitchers VIII be Pitchers

Mr.. Bafan Immersed in the game,
fiercely)-If. that pitcher would only
settle down!
Mrs. Balfan (inexpressibly shocked)
Dear me, You don't tell mel Is he
as wild as all that, George?-Puck
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-09-03
WORTH
MOUNTAINS
OF GOLD
During Change Of Life,
says Mrs. Chas. Barclay
Graniteville, vt. TT was passing
through the Change of Life and suffered

from nervousness
and other annoying
symptoms, and l
can truly say that
LydiaE.P inkham's
Vege table Com
pound has proved
worth mountains
Of gold to me, as it
restored my health
and sire ng tn. /
never forget to tell
my friends what
LydiaE. Pinkham's
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-09-03

Never say an Ill thing Of person,
when thou canst say good thing of
him; not only speak charitably, but
feel so.-Elizabeth Fry.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1910-09-03
Human Nature.

"A fool and his money are soon
parted"
Eyes, but you never call him a
fool till the money Is ne."--Cleve-
land Leader.