La Junta tribune., 1910-06-18

Iou are HfTtus OIh'I'N " S'HN
your burned old paper for another
year" That was an order OF court
that We received one day this week
from one OF our local iudses--in fact.
our only local Judge. The order viii
be complied with, not through fear
4, Of being I'm contempt OF court for
order was wrapped in an artistically
decorated green check calling upon
one OF our local banks TO separate
itself from one and onc-half plunks,
The new Santa fe tran is growing
80 rapidly both east and west. the
Hutchinson News suggests that II
will have to be divided into the
eastern. central and western grand d.
visions Good, and We know man
who would fiji the position OF gen
eral manager and vice president OF
each OF the grand divisions TO perfec.
tion and he would accept the honors
with pleasure 1t is not necessary
at this time to mention the name
Garden City Herald.
A souvenir postal from La Junta's
keehn-Fisher.m dated Antonito,
Colo. says: This is the Iast 'own
We strike for some time. Five miles
travel puts us into New Mexico ON
the Consjos river, where We are due
TO catch the big ones. We have the
large appetite already developed.
The boys are probably ty this time
receiving answers from the call of
the Wild" and being outside the
boundaries OF civilization are conse-
quenuy happy.
E NJ Cockrell, of Kansas City. Mo,
representing the s X. Bagwell Com.
mission Company. dealers In hay.
grain aLt mill projects. Wa n La
Junta visitor the first OF the week
for the first time In twenty-eight
years. He did not find a single
landmark that looked familiar, except
Frank Nixon. with whom he used 10
haternize in the days of long ago.
Mr Cockrcll was clerk In the OF.
flee OF the bridge and building de
partment twenty.eight years ago.
President Arthur invited a rural
friend to dine with him. He was an
old man. country friend OF the
presidents father. In due time the
finger bowls were brought In and the
old man noticed the water and
slice of lemon floating In IT, It sug.
gested simply lemonade. aud so he
drank 1t down, and President Arthur
took his and drank 1t down. About
all that makes smooth and pleasant
living feasible cannot be written
down, A kind heart and swift intel.
lisence fulnIls the Law w-Myron Reed
The other day man Is said to
have entered Lamar drug store
and asked II drink OF ~hiskey
could be obtained without /. prscrip-
ton
Not unless you are snake bitten"
replied the druggist
Where's a snake" vas the re-.
toinder.
IL. was referred to north side
corral where one Was alleged to be
located.
In about half hour he returned
and on being asked II h. had located
u. said yes. but the dad blamed
snake had three weeks work con.
tractcd ah.ad."-Lamar Register.
Pat had been delegated by his fcl.
low employees TO tell Mrs. Casey the
news of her husbands accidental
death. ON the way TO the Casey
homo. Pat pond.r.d on how to break
the news to the widow. Finally. he
hit on what TO him seemed n most
humane way Of preparing Mrs. Casey
for the sad news. Knowing IN. yio-
len, hatred which Mrs Casey, as well
a. all loyal lrishmcn have for the
A.P.A.. he said. on greeting the
woman: "Ah. Mrs. Casey. II Is lad
news ! bring to you. Your husband
Mike, has turned an AP.A" MIN.
turned A.P.A' Tho sooundrei. hope
he IL dead" lie is." answered Pa,
Swearing probably l. unnecessary
ut any time II Is questioned whether
an oath In any aid 10 one who de-.
sircs to tell the truth or any hin.
drane. TO one who desires to Ne