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The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07
A BEAUTIFUL LAMENT.

(The last words of Mark Twain.)
sky.
And one by one my comrades, as
Of yore,
Have given up their play and said
goodby.
There isn't anyone for me to play
with any more.
Don't cry, dear heart for I am worn
and old.
No longer have I largess in my
store.
Fen loves best gifts to me 1 could
not hold;
There ism t any one for me to play
with any more.
I miss the tender hand clasp of old
friends.
The kisses of the loved ones gone
before;
'Tis lonely when the heart first COM
prehends
There isn't any one for me to play
with any more.
I need thse loving hearts so fond
and leal;
want them in my arms as hereto
fore;
When they are reached, I shall no
longer feel,
There isn't any one for me to play
with any more.
james Terry White in Indianap-
oils News.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07
They All Baked.

A farmer had purchased fine au-
tomobile, of which he was very proud,
and he never tired of telling every
one what powerful machine he had.
One day, however, the inevitable hap
pened, and he found himself stand
ed several miles from home. Try as
he would, he could not make the thing
60.
A neighbor happened along, and
seeing his glum face, thought to cheer
him up, so he asked: "How many
horsepower is your machinef"
The farmer spat disgustedly
" Forty" he said, "and every one Of
'em s baked"
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07
Household Affairs
'''':::::::::::::;::::''''
TO TREAT A SPRAIN.

The most successful treatment Is to
use hot foot baths for fifteen minutes
three times day. Follow each bath
with massage for fifteen minutes,
then apply snugly rubber bandage
from the toes up as>high as the ankle,
and make patient walk. Ballet
dancers use this method with such
success that they seldom are incapaci-
tated for work longer than a week.
Woman's Life.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07
TO wHITEN HANDKERcH1EFs

Handkerchiefs and white clothes
that have become yellow from the use
OF too much soap or any other cause
may be whitened in the following
manner: After they have been
washed In the usual way, put them to
soak over night in clear water into
which cream Of tartar has been put.
A teaspoonful to a quart of water is
the right proportion. When ironed
they will be as white as new.-Wom.
ans Life
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07
TetterIne Cures itching Piles.

Fort scott, kanSaS.
AGAIN 7 am calling for the best salve I
ever used Enclosed find $3.50. Send me
one half dozen boxes of Tetterine:
N. ]. Kipp.
Worm. Roils Rough Scaly Patches on the
Face. Old Itching Sores. Itching Piles:
Cankered Scalp. Chilblains. Corns. and
every form of Scalp and Skin Disease.
Tetterine soc; Tetterine Soap CSC Your
druggist or by mail from the manufac-
turer, The Shuptrine Co.: savannah, Ga.
give a box Of Shuptrine's 10c Liver Pills
free
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07
One-Legged Robin Returns.

To prove that the birds that MI
crate to warmer place to winter re-
turn to the same spot they left, A. j.
Stevens cites a case of a one-legged
robin that returned to his place three
years in succession. The fact that 1t
hasn't returned this year leads to the
conclusion that 1t got lost or met with
an unruly boy.-Hiawatha (Kan.) }
World.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07

put ne did not help me- For months
L was laid up and did not walk step.
At last | began using Doan's Kidney
Pills and all my troubles disappeared.
In a rev weeks l was SO changed my
trlends could hardly believe it."
Remember the name-Doan's. For
sale by all dealers. SO cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07

ton. My ankles and
wrists swelled and
puffy sacks appeared
beneath my eyes.
The pain when pass
ing the kidney secre-
tions was often so
great as to make me
scream. / was treat
ed by a nhYsician
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07
BEANS INSPIRE A MUSE.

BEANS INSPIRE A MUSE.
I've Travelled Ger this great round world,
I've sailed on many a sea,
I've eaten England's good roast beef.
And dined at gay Paree.
I've read of that Belshazzar feast.
And how Lucullus dined,
How the Romans lived at Tusculum,
And the Persian monarchs wined.
But of the dishes on this earth
That I've eaten or have seen,
Ihere,s naught to me that will compare
With the Boston pork and bean.
f. Abbott, in the New York
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07

yourWonderfulmed-
icines have done for
me. The doctors said
l had a tumor, and I
had an operation,
but was soon as bad
againasever.Iwrote
toyouforadvice, and
began to take Lydia
E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound
as you told me to
do. I am glad to
saw that npw l0oIr
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07
Brain Sharpeners.
One thorn OF experience is worth
whole wilderness Of warning.

! One thorn Of experience is worth
7 whole wilderness Of warning.
Our affections are our life. We
i've o. these. They supply our
warmth. >R
when n man insists upon giving
you advice, you can readily get rid Of
him by offering him little in return.
III we wish ourselves to be high,
we should treat that which is over
us as high.
During the first days Of blowing
the collars should be raised often to
cool the shoulders.
Love what is good, support the
feeble, fly the wicked, but hate no
one.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07
THE DEARS.

Mrs. Uppish-"Indeed, we can't
get along without children, can we?"
Mrs. Blase-"No. The little dears
add such a zest to divorce proceed
ings, don't they?"-Puck.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07
TO BE KEPT IN MIND.

Harold-"I know that I'm not
worthy of you, darling"
Fair One-"Remember that, Har-
old, and my married life is sure to be
happy. Ledger,
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07
HOW 1T HAPPENED.

Seems to me l occasionally hear
your daughter play strains of clas-
sical music"
Yes, indeed. They're setting
some of the old classics to ragtime. {"
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07
INTERNAL TELEPHONY.

why didn't you listen for that
small voice within called conscience?"
Il did," replied the discovered and
therefore repentant CRATER; "but I
guess the line was busy. Washing
ton Star
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07
AN INCIDENTAL QUERY.

ut takes nine tailors to make a
man. said the quotation fiend.
Yes" replied Reginald; "but how
do you get so many to trust your
Washington Star.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07

We only see in a lifetime a dozen
faces marked with the peace of 8
contented spirit.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07
SLOW AND SURE.

Anxious Mother-"How Is my boy
getting along at school?"
Teacher-"He's slow and sure"
Anxious Mother-"Beg pardon?"
Teacher-"He is slow to learn and
sure to forget. News.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07

Circumstances are things round
about; we are in them, not under
them. So. 27-'1O
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07

Miss Ethel-"A fortune teller told
me that something awful would hap
pen to me on my thirty-fourth birth
day"
Tom-"And did anything happen?"
New York Telegram.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07
OF
YEARS
GROWTH
Removed by Lydia e. Pink
'sVegetable Compound

Holly Springs, Miss. "Words ara
inadequate for me to express what
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and
invigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Sugar-costed, tiny granules, easy to take.
DO not gripc.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07
HIS CHANCE.

Il wonder If Nero really fddled
when Rome burned?"
Maybe he did. Maybe 1t was his
first opportunity to hold an audience.
He did his speciality while they
watched the fire. e."-Louisville Cour.
ier-Journal
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07
WORKING UP.

"Neighbors called on you formally
as YETI"
No; they haven't borrowed any
thing bigger than lemon squeezer.
louisville Courier-Journal.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07

Lavender and rose perfumes are
credited with the virtue of being MI
crobe killera.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07
For HRADAcHE-HIek., cAPuDrNK

Whether from Colds Heat, Stomach or
Nervous Troubles, Capudine will relieve YOU
It's lQuid-pleasant to take-acts immedi-
ately. Try it. l0c.. 25c, and SOC. at drug
stores
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07

WRITE TO NE FOR ANY BOOK YOU WANT.
Let me buy Il for you In the Worlds greatest
book centre Money saved, and satisfaction Civ
en-. Personal attention. A. II. yORTHRfJP
Room. 4o1. No. 500 Fifth Avenue. New York City
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07
SCREAMED WITH PAIN.
Rochester, N. Y, Woman's Terrible
Suffering From Kidney Trouble.

Mrs. F. VI. Carnrike, 130 Allen St.,
Rochester, N. Y, says: My kidneys
and bladder were in terrible condi-
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07

n
as prcposte. Gus In nature as robins
sprouting from cabbage. The COM
parison is used that you may appre-
clate what monstrosity this was
from the standpoint of Phoebe geol-
ogy.
Barbee persisted. He learned where
the sandstone came from, and with
his burro and outfit he set forth over
the desert toward Utah.
When Barbee came to Jennings
| grindstone quarry in the sandstone
range. he found traces of silver. The
silver was there, all right. Phoebe or
no Phoebe, geology or no geology.
he saw bush that was blackened.
and right there, in defiance of all
known nature, he prospected the
bush. And it does seem like a de-
f1ance Of all nature to say that the
bush ran 1000 ounces of silver to the
ton. According to the price of silver
at that time, ton of those bushes
was worth about $1,000.
The bush was petrified. The leaves
and knotholes, the entire plant, was
covered with black sulphuret Of sill
yer. The bush was an outpost of a
petrified forest, all more or less sprin-
kled with silver.
Phoebe had no adamant pride of
opinion; Pioche went wild when she
saw Barbee's samples. The sandstone
range was populated by Phoebe in a
night, and became a new town, Silver
Reef City by name. Inside of a week
desperado was shot and an under
taker started in business, and Silver
Reef was fairly launched with its
credentials as metropolis. A quar-
ter OF million dollars year was not
an extraordinary output for the grind
stone quarry. After a dozen million
dollars had been extracted by Bar
bees mills from the sandstone of
Barbee's mines, the wonderful find
began to peter out. Barbee, it should
be mentioned, died poor. Cinnamon
are now making modest days wages
by "gophering" in his one-time bo-
nanza. Magazine.
A MAN WHO REFUSED TO FIGHT.
A big Frenchman was talking in
loud and clustering tones about his
many achievements in dueling as he
travelled, in company with several
passengers. in the smoking compart-
ment or one of our railway trains. In
the corner opposite to him sat a small
man quietly reading a magazine, and
to him he leaned over and arrogantly
said:
Monsieur, what would you do if
oh
I should refuse" was the unhesi-
tating reply.
All! ah! 1 thought as much. Re-
fuse and be branded a coward! But
II a gentleman offered you the choice
OF duel or public whipping; then
I'what?"
I'D take the whipping"
'Ah! ah! l thought so from your
looks. Suppose, monsieur, you had
foully slandered me-"
Il never SANDER
Then. monsieur. suppose a man
had coolly and deliberately insulted
you; what would you do?"
I'D rise up this way, put down my
book this way, reach over like this,
and take him by the nose, and give
it a proper sort of twist-just so."
When the little man relinQuished
his grip of the big mans nasal organ,
his neighbors slid away in abject ter
ror, 10 escape the bullets which would
surely be flying at once; but there
was no shooting. The big man
turned crimson-then white-then
looked the little man over and re-
marked:
"Ah-certainly-of course-that's
it-exactly!"
And then the conversation took a
turn on the prospects of war with
Turkey.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1910-07-07
HE WISHED TO BE REASo!

HE WISHED TO BE REASONABLE.
Motorist-"As it Is my fault that
you were upset. I will make good
your damage at once. How much do
you want?"
Victim-"How much does the
gracious gentleman usually pay?"-
Fliegende Blaetter.
ONE REDEEMING FEATURE.
We'll" said one, in discussing
baseball matters, II don't envy the
umpire. Look at the abuse he gets,
and it's no cinch of a job"
"Oh, I don't know" replied his
Irish friend. Just tink O. the
hours. ."-Lippincott's
IN REAL LIFE.
"She has referred me to her ia
ther."
well, don't be afraid of him.
I'm not. Experience has taught
me that when a girl refers you to her
father she merely wants to let YOU
down easy. Courier.
Journal.
WILLING AWAY THE HOURS.
$50 you lost your job as a plumb.
er's ASSISTANT"
"Yes."
For what reason?"
Incompetence. The man they put
me to work with liked to play PIN
ochle and didn't know any game
but seven-up. ."-washinstPn Star.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-12

New York, n. Y. Nov 12.-Miss Vera
Morris, the noted English horsewoman.
has arrived in New York, with three of
her best horses. She expects to capture
many blue ribbons at the National
Horseshow TO be held from today 10
the 18th at Madison Square garden.
Miss Morris viii be the leading English
woman entrant at this snow, which is
not only the greatest gathering of horse
enthusiasts in the world, but also one
of New York's greatest society events.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-12
.BAYARDO, AF TER MANY GREAT
VICTORIES, GOES FROM TURF

seasons. 1t will then scarcely be ques-
toned that he is fully entitled to rank
in the same category with such con-
temporaries as Persimmon, st. Frus-
quin, Ormonde, St. Simmon, SceptTe,
Pretty Polly and Isinglass.
His Three Defeats
In a monetary way the sum earned
is not record; in fact falls quite
short of the mark set by Donovan
$2S7.295. The nominal number of de-
feats charged against Bayardo has. Of
course, stirred many smart horsemen
to contend that the colt should never
have been defeated Certainly the
Derby (Minorus year, was not won
by the best 3yearold of the year Prior
to that event he was defeated in tha
Two Thousand Guineas, failing to get
place behind Minoru. His third de-
feat was on the occasion Of the Gooa-
wood cup, already referred to.
Trainer Taylor in speaking of his
charge is quoted as saying: TT was
the greatest disappointment Of my life
when Bayardo failed to win the Der.
by"
Many reasons have. of course, been
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-12

to kick field goal from placement at
such an acute angle, the Dartmouth
team. when the signal was given, de-
ployed for a presuma bic try for goal.
The player who was to place the ball
dropped on the ground in front Of
Barends, who had TO take his position
close to the side line.
Princeton Deceived
The Princeton players were quite
completely deceived by the maneuver
They extended their defense to block
the kick if possible. and to hold their
line against any run which should be
attempted. if Barends did not kick, but
it was quite evident that they did
not take into consideration a forward
pass. for the Dartmouths' left end Cot
trell. was permitted to advance where
he was in position to catch the ball
and to make a touchdown if he did
catch it.
Barends performed his part perfect
~. When the ball was swopped back
to him he passed it accurately over
the Dartmouth left wing and over the
Princeton right wing. but Cottrell, fur
ried perhaps by the Importance of the
situation and by the fact that he had
it in his power almost to tie the score
dropped the ball when it came to
him.
This was an instance wherein the
forward pass showed most convincing
~ its possibilities as a ground gamer
If the enemy can be caught mapping.
Had Dartmouth tied the score with
it it would have been hailed as a dar-
ing and brilliant bit Of work on the
part, of the New Hampshire eleven.
In the open field. however, where
the players are able to operate their
defence under less trying circum-
stances than where the ball is in the
shadow OF their goal 1T has seemed
easier this fall to prevent the success
of the forward pass than it has to gain
ground with it.
The men who are eligible to receive
the pass are marked so closely that
the defense, If keen eyed and alert,
analyses the situation almost upon the
moment that an effort is made to put
the play into execution. Possibly that
fact in addition to the latent hostility
to the play on the part of some coach
es, is one reason why it is honored
more by its infrequency than by its
commences.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-12

Hot Chocolate with whipped cream
and cake. Elite Confectionery Co.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-12

appear to stand fast. but gains mo-
mentum as he hits the line or en-
counters tacklers. Not even the won
derful Pendleton, of Princeton, has
anything on him unless it is in
broken field, when the little tiger is in
a class by himself But Pendleton
does not pick openings any more
certainly. rockingham is nearly Cor
belts equal, too.
In Lewis and L D. Smith the GRIM
son eleven has wonderful pair Of
ends - It was in the game against
the Army at West Point that they
showed at their best. They almost
invariably blocked off their cadet op-
ponents, giving the Harvard back good
starts in running back for punts. And
when Harvard was punting they were
down the field like twin streaks, al
most always mailing their men before
they had half a chance to get in mo-
ton. For that matter it can be said
that in the Army game the whole
crimson line was quick in covering
punts.
Forward Pass a Great Play.
The forward pass is great play
when it is successful, but it is costly
method of attack when it goes wrong.
1ltdt the 1OTWdIO HedNO, dS d play,
is a deceptive method Of strategy when
forcing the attack, has not been
brought out more forcibly than it was
in the Observation-Disclosures struggle
At the conclusion of the third period
the ball was in possession Of the Dart
mouth team in the third down, with
about eight yards to. gain.
Dartmouth had obtained the ball af-
ter 1T had fallen close to the Prince
ton line, when Barends had just
missed try for field goal, and had
sought with the usual method when
the ball was within striking distance
of the opponents goal to force it
through the line.
A little distance had been gained by
Dartmouth, but not the touchdown. On
the second down Ingersoll tried an
end run, but instead of closing behind
his interference and cutting through
toward the Tigers goal, even though
he gained but two or three yards,
sprinted the width of the field and
really lost some distance, for he has a
tendency to run back as he runs wide.
Time was up when he was tackled
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-12

important feature. Though hoist
over the bar counts but three points
II is much easier to get than a touch
down under the new rules. Punting
also cuts a mighty big figure these
days, and the young man with an
educated toe is whole lot in demand.
Line plunges are so uncertain and end
runs are attempted with such risk Of
losing the ball that printing is the safe
way of keeping the ball out Of danger.
A team that can gain on an exchange
of points can soon put the pigskin in
position where a field goal can be at
tempted.
Ted Coy has realized the worth Of a
good kicker and It is said that he ex-
poets to defeat Harvard in the annual
struggle at Yale by the method Of
attack Deming is probably the man
who will be called upon to do the
hosting for old Eli
Princeton Has Good Kickers.
Princeton has two corking drop kick
ers in Pendleton and Ballou. The
latter is also a great punter, and he
was at his best in the game at the
Polo grounds against Dartmouth when
he outshone Ingersoll, the crack Green
Mountain holster, in a rafting duel.
Harvard has not displayed much Of
its true strength IN the kicking
department, but against Yale they will
probably be forced TO. Let it be Known
that the crimson team has a trio of
hooters who can be counted upon to
do this duty when called upon to per-
form. They are Corbett, Wigglesworth
and Leslie. Corbett is also a dandy
drop kicker but HIS speciality runs to
long punts. On account of Harvard's
ability to gain through the line around
the ends and on the forward pass they
did not resort to drop kicking at all
in the early game.
OF course a field goal only counts
three points lin the Old days it counted
five points, while a touchdown and
goal counts six points, yet it is easier
to secure two field goals than one
touchdown under the new rules.
Where Harvard Is Strong.
Harvard's strength lies almost en-
tirely in her backfeld men. Her for
wards are good but nothing excep-
tional. In Corbett and rockingham
the crimson has as nifty a pair Of half
backs as any that ever decorated a
crimson gridiron. Corbett does not
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-12
Footballs Most Important Feature
Under the New Rules Is Field Goal

and stopped on the opposite side OF
the field from where he started, and the
ball was in the extreme southwest
corner.
When the time between periods had
changed and the ball was placed in
the same position in the extreme
northeast corner of the gridiron.
Although it was very difficult task
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-12
CBy Bert e. CoIIyer.)

Chicago, Ill, Nov. 12.-Bayardo.
champion race horse of all England
and probably the most perfect speci'
men of equine perfection racing any
where in the world, has been retired
to the stud. The past tense is used "a
visedly, because the writer has it upon
excellent authority that the colt VIII
not be asked to fill his engageme hts
at Newmarket Owner Fairie, who is
one Of the higher type OF sportsme2,
does not believe IL advisable to Taxa
any chances with his great horse, AMI
acting upon the advice Of trainer Ala
exander Taylor has ordered the colt7
retirement
Last Seen at GoOdwoOd.
1t will be remembered that Baya-do
was last seen under colors at Good
wood when he failed by a neck to cor
cede no less than Sc pounds TO tbs
3yearold Magic Up to and including
that event, the result Of which was a
keen disappointment to his stable con-
nection. Bayardo had borne colors n
% races, losing only three Of them.
The colt has earned 1921, $50 in three
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-12
HOME NEAR TUCSON Is
ROBBED DURING DAY TIME

Tucson, Ariz., Nov. 12.-Reports have
been received by sheriff Nelson of a
bold daylight robbery at the home of a
Mrs. McWade, two miles east of here.
Considerable clothing and SIS in money
were taken while the owner was abb
sent from her home for about an hour.
According to William Comfort of
Catskill n. Y, William Smith, imper-
senator Of Uncle Sam, who died and
was buried here last week, at one time
had a fortune of $4,000.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-12

advanced, such as bad feet, hard CO.
ing and an accident in the stable dur
ing the winter. The general rank and
file of the racing fraternity, however,
place it, and probably very rightly,
too, to one of those strange inexplain-
able incongruities that overcomei
horses at times and which make great
equines appear quite ordinary. ap.I
vice versa. Lembery, winner of the
1910 renewal of the classic English
Derby, is also from the "Fairie" (Cox)
stable
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-12
TRY DIR. CHE HOIx'S VEGETABLE
COMPOUND.

MEDICINES fof
hereditary debil-
ity or weakness
OF men, women
an d children.
Chronic Bloc
Poison. EruptiorS
all Skin Disease ).
Rheumat ism, Ca
tarrh, Heart Dis
ease, Lung Trou-
BILE, Liver Com
plant and Con-
stipation.
Female internal
trouble, infama-
ton or acute
pains INSTANT
LY CURED. Of
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