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University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-07-19
NEW FOOTBALL RULES
EASIER UNDERSTOOD
Committee Making Changes
for This Fall Want Them
Clearly Written.
WALTER CAMP is EDITOR
Ignorance of Players and Of
ticials Due to Amb;gu-
Gus Language.

A clearer understanding of the foot
ball rules on the part OF football Off
cials. players and spectators will be
one of the results of the labors of
the special committee appointed to put
into form the changes made in the
rules during the last year. When
the committee held its last session i'll
New York and voted to retain the
forward pass and decide on other rad
ical changes this body decided that the
about the changes finally agreed upon
We're the ones who should put them
into codilied form.
Neither OF the men concerned-Dr.
Carl Williams OF PENNSYLVANIA, or Per
cy Haushton of Harvard-was a mem
Der of the rules committee, though
both had acted as alternates at various
sessions. Walter Camp is still the
editor of the rules, but the 1910
changes were made in direct opposi-
ton to the ideas of Mr.. Camp. 1t
was only natural, therefore, that he
should have insisted upon having the
aid Of Williams and Haughton in
III I'l I'M tho NOW cnGn
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-07-19
RepreS sentative.

We are authorized to announce L.
&c. Clinkscales as candidate for repre-
sentative, subject to the action OF the
democratic voters of Boone county, at
the state primary, August 2, 1910.
We are authorized to announce r. C.
Scruggs as a candidate for member OF
the Legislature subject to the action
Of the Democratic voters at the Au-
gust primary
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-07-19
Collector.

We are authorized to announce Jas.
+ Jordan as a candidate for collector
OF Boone county subject to the deci-
sion Of the democratic voters at the
August primary.
We are authorized to announce
James I. Gibbs as candidate for
collector Of Boone county, subject to
the decision of the democratic pri-
mary i'll August.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-07-19
Camp Passed it Up.

As Il matter OF fact Mr.. Camp turn
ed over the whole work. except the
final revision, to these two experts.
They met recently in New York and
drew up the new rules to cover all the
points passed upon by the committee.
They did more than this, for they
Went over the entire rule book and
clarified as much as possible all mis-
understood and ambiguous portions of
the code. Just how far they went in
this direction is not known. but there
was abundant reason for making a
good many changes.
Anyone who has followed football
closely of late years must have been
astonishcd at the ignorance on many
points shown by experienced players
and hot infrequently by officials sup
p0s3d to know the rules. Without
doubt some of the ignorance referred
to is due to the ambiguous language
used to explain the game. AS A. A.
Stagg of Chicago, himself a member
of the rules committee, once said: The
rules are badly in need of the services
of a competent copy reader
Some Time Before Publication.
OF course, it is impossible to write
a rule book like one would novel.
but there is certainly no excuse for
the many involved sentences and am
biguOuS classes that have made the
rules 81 hard to understand hereto
fore II is the hope of everyone con
ceTncd that the new committee has
accomplished something worth while
in this regard. When the Williams
HaughtOn program went through the
committee in May it was predicted by
Mr.. Camp and others that the officials
would have harder time than usual
to interpret the rules this fall Prob
ably the recollection of this had some
thing to do with the care with which
Doctor Williams and Mr.. HaughtOn
did their work of drafting and revis-
ion. The rule book will probably not
be published for some time yet, so
that it will require much careful study
by players, coaches and officials when
it does make its appearance.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-07-19

To keep stock in good condition and
your hens laying, feed DR.. Lcgears
stock. For sale by DR. Mikel, sole
agent. ~
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-07-19
State Senator,

We are authorized to announce
Judge J. a. Stewart as a candidate for
tue democratic nomination for State
Senator from the Tenth District, sub
;ect to the primary in August.
Judge County Court (Northern Dis
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1910-02-18
Ex-President Roosevelt and Hunting
Party Are Now on the Nile.
The Hunt Is Over.
(Herald Specially

Gondokoro, soudan, Feb, 1S.-Ex-
President Roosevelt and party depart
ed down the Nile today, in the steam
launch rendered them, and are headed
for Khartoum. The hunt can now
be said to have ended.
The launch being used sby the Roose-
welt party is one of the best on the
Nile and is owned by General Win
gate, sedar of the Egyptian army.
There will be several little side hunts
on the way down the Nile to Khar-
toum, but it is not expected that the
parry will land any game of any con-
sequence. The Roosevelt trophies
comprise eighty-three different large
animals and snakes. Kermit killed
forty others. The specimens have
been sent to the Smithsonian InSti-
tute and the New York Museum of
National History and to other mu-
seums in America
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1910-02-18
CHerald Specially

Cairo, H., Feb. 1S.-The company
of militia called out to suppress the
second mob to form in Cairo within
the past few months early today took
the body of Alexander Halliday from
the snow under the Jail window, and
is now keeping silent watch on the
Jail. The mob that had gathered and
that was responsible for the shooting
by the officers was dispersed after
the sheriff gave the order to fire. In
the volley fired by the officers Halli-
day was killed and four others were
wounded. After the shooting the mob
fell back and made no attempt to pick
up the lifeless body of Halliday as it
lay in front of the Jail. Sheriff Let
It's declined to expose any of his men
by ordering the body removed and
said it would lay where it fell until
the troops arrived. When the soldiers
did come there was little for them to
do except remove the body of the
dead man. Company X, ordered out
by Governor Deneen, reached the
scene too late to prevent the shooting.
Dead: Alexander Halliday, common
ly known as "Spinney."
Wounded: Sam Wessinger, shot in
the side OF the head; John Maloney,
slightly wounded in the head; George
B. Walker, shot in the fleshy part of
the leg; Hert Crehan, shot in the
ankle.
The last two men were spectators,
and seemed to be taking no part in
the mob
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1910-02-18

Over The killing Of Mob Leader and Nounding
Of Other White Me1..-.Nore Trouble Expected.

The mob was attempting to storm
the Alexander county Jail and lynch
two negroes, John Pratt and Lincoln
Wilson, confessed purse snatchers.
Another company of militia is en-
route here.
Halliday, who is said to have been
the leader of the mob, lay wounded in
the snow nearly four hours before he
was picked up by the militiamen. He
was the son of former mayor of
Cairo. The body was still warm when
recovered and physicians today say,
after examining his wounds, that he
might have lived had he been afforded
prompt medical aid. Sheriff Nellis
would not allow anybody to enter the
Jail yard, not even a physician, until
after the troops arrived, and hours
after the clash between the deputies
and the mob. The sheriff says that
he believed Halliday was dead when
he told the governor so, and that the
governor ordered him to permit no
one inside the Jail Enclosure. The
citizens are greatly aroused over the
neglect of Halliday, and over charges
that the negro deputies in the jail
fired without provocation at any
white man seen passing the jail Fur
Their trouble is anticipated and every
effort is being made to prevent street
crowds from gathering. Warrants
are being prepared for the arrest of
leaders Of the mob, who are said to
be among the most prominent men
of the town. The attorney general is
being kept posted hourly as to the
local situation.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1910-02-18
TRAVELLING DOWN DOWN Htf nit TEST TEST SHED SHED LAW
Commissioner of Labor Says Railroads
Violate the Measure-Tells of
Inspection Trip.

Austin, Texas, Feb. 17.-Commis-
sioner of Labor Joe Myers returned
today from an inspection trip
throughout the northern portion of
the state. He went to investigate al
legged violations of the repair sheds
laws, and while away visited Waco,
Cisco, Fort Worth, Dallas, Longview
Marshall, Jacksonville and Palestine.
In each of these places he found con-
ditions more or less bad for the work
ing men employed in the railroad
shops, round houses and yards.
Papers are being prepared by the
county attorney of McLennan county
looking toward the filing of suit
and carrying out criminal prosecu-
tions in a case of fragrant violation in
Waco. The commissioner of labor
considers this a test case in the shed
law, which provides that men must
be protected from inclement weather
conditions by ample sheds and houses.
Commissioner Myers is of the opinion
that/t the shed law must be amended,
making it more specific in its appli-
cation. He said today that it should
provide for sheds boxed to the
ground, sliding doors and ample heat
ing facilities. Such an amendment
will be recommended by the commits
sioner to the next body of law
makers, and it will also be recon-
mended that a clause providing for
the proper sanitation, including ven
tilation, be inserted in the law, ac-
cOrdng to Commissioner Myers
The commissioner reports that he
found men working in many places
unprotected from the winds, rain and
snow, and ankle deep in mud and
slush. In other places the shops We're
so poorly ventilated that the worlmen
were compelled to go to open windows
often for fresh air because of the gas
and machinery fumes. He reported
that the workmen of the Texas e Pa
cific lines at Marshall were furnished
the only decent sheds and working
houses in the northern portion of the
state
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1910-02-18
PAUlHAN IN HOUSTON.
Aeroplane Flyer Is Ready For Flights,
Nothing Interfering.

Houston. Texas, Feb 17-Eouis
Paulhan, the aviator, who is to give
exhibitions in the use of aeroplanes at
South Houston on Friday and Satur-
day afternoons under the auspices of
the Houston Post, arrived in Houston
on Thursday morning, accompanied by
Edwin Cleary, his business manager
and two baggage cars loaded with his
four aeroplanes and other parapher
MALTA. To a representative OF the Gal
weston News NJ. Paulhan stated that
he would fly regardless of weather
conditions, but that he had no inten-
ton of trying to fly from South Hous-
ton TO either Galveston or Houston
but would content himself with fly
ing in view of the spectators at South
Houston He did say that if he found
atmospheric conditions favorable he
would probably attempt to break his
California record for high flying. At
the great Los Angeles aviation meet
Paulhan attained an altitude of about
one mile, breaking all records for
heavier than air machines.
Weather conditions promise to be
excellent for the next two days, and
big crowds are expected to witness
the fights. Paulhan states that a
moderately high wind will not deter
him from flying, and that wind only
serves to make his demonstrations
more interesting,
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1910-02-18
Miss Elkins Dyinu.

Kansas City, Mo, Feb. 1S.-Miss
Agnes Elkins, niece of the West Vir-
ginia senator, who shot herself We'd
nesday, is reported sinking today, and
her death is expected at any time.
Miss Elllins attempted her life, it is
claimed, because her uncle, who is
also her guardian, refused to permit
her to sign contract for a theatrical
engagement.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-07-14
Dollar ebanblung fret fir
labmen ODER f6ma9en &iden

S9 tpiinlde, Bag ieber, Der oil 59merz
gen i'm &reu5 ODER Nieren leioet, 1t9 oiez
lee 9ouarz8adet Mebi3in i9iden ldBt,
bon melder bunberte bon 2euten iagten.
bab iie Die bette lit, bon ser lie ie eeh0rt
fir alIe &reu5ldmer5en. 9iele Meot3in
miro biel empfoblen fir &ren3fdmer5en,
ale Sormen bon @beumatisml1s, Nerb0z
litdt, 3iftgidt, Nieren< ODER 8laienleiz
Ben ober @t0rungen ser 9%ornorgane,
@arnidure i'm Slut, tpunbe @elenfe unb
Musteln. 5infduigfeit unb aufgeouniene
lugen. Sang 9leid, Oh SIR ni9t fdlaz
fen f0nnt ODER INNER miibe ieiD uno SIez
den Dor ben Nugen babt unb al,oere
spmptome, 50gert nidt, fonbern f9retbt
mir iofort einen 8rief uno gebt an, tpie
SIR leioet. Sd }dide gud 1ieies groBe
9oqarzEadet @ebi5in fir Cure Mibe
in fdlidt b%erItegeltem 9adet ferttg gum
Gtnnebmen NIT bolen Inpeilungen, baz
NIT SIR tpiBt. mas SIR tbun miiBt. &c
foftet @ud feinen Gent. sic lit fret in
iebem Gimme bes @ortes. Sbr braudt
feline gapiers gu unteridreiben, nod ipaz
befommt lie fret. Sd be5ab1e iogar Sic
Iblieferungsfoiten. Nbrehe: ST.. y. 6.
Hobinion, G125 2ud 8uiloing, 9etroit.
Rid. S6 min, baB. SIR mir in gurem
Brief fur3 aneebt, tpte SIR leibet, 10 bab
id grd bo1e Gntpeiinngen i6iden fann.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-07-14

Mnna @pulo, Sic alnerifunilde Mil=
lionarin, Sic, nadoem lie pom ibren
perlumpten eriten @atten, Sem Gro
fen 8oni Sc @aIteaane, geidieoen mar,
.lid nit 0ellen pieaeidt ni6t belierer
gettern Erin5en SIT Sogau, iebigen
@er5og @allepranO Eerigar0 un0 gu
.Sogen perbeiratbet fat, liebt
li6 nllnmebr oem l6on oft geau=
berten @unide als 0eutide 6iirltir
cine &ole 5u ipielen, beoel1teno nd
fer geriidt. gs lit ibren Mnmdfter
aelungen, Sic Mufbe6ung ser geridt=
.liden 3mangspermaltung ser oeut-
iden 9eiibungen ibres @atten in
.S4lelien, Sic our6 Sic 5duloenma9e-
rel ibres peritorbenen Sdmiegerpaters
5u @l,niten ser @lal1biger pertpaltet
muroen, orrd5uieben un0 tie braudt
mabrideinlid nidt 10 tief in sic So
lhe 5u greifen, mie iie anfangs ge=
glal1bt fat. Sic beablidtigt einen
Sbeil oes Sabres in Sagan 5l1 reiioi=
rem, Oh tie aber oaourd Sic gepunid=
lie Stellung am faiierliden 9ofe in
Berlin erbalt, lit mebr ais frqglid.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-07-14
H%rufeijor &idar05 bon ser 2ebig

~>c'SD
llniperlitat, ser in 9iiiieloorf 0em
Snternationalen &ongreB Ser @erg=
rperfsingenieure a1n0 Metaaurgen BET
gemobnt fat, erflart, 0aB 9eutidlano
.auf Sem @ebiete 0es proftiiden Berg
bal1es l1uo Ser Metaqurgie anoeren
91noern melt poral1s fei. 9us lei Inn
oi al1ffaQenoer, ba 9eutl6lul1o I'M
Gerglei6 gu Nmerifa I'M 8ergbau MIR
Elm bel4ranftes 6elo babe. Frofelior
&idaros fat oa einen fallden Sdlub
ge5ogen. 8era0e neil Sic 0eutiden
niht aus Sem &ollen mirtbi9aften
f0nnen, mie Sic Mmerifaner, ltno lie
gen0tbigt, fire Metbooen gu perbel=
fern uno ar9 0as nod m1S5unuben,
mas in Mmerifa feline 8ea6tung fin
set. l1no Damn fat Sic griinoli6e
oeutlde @inenldaft, sic raitlos fort
idreitet, uu6 einen groBen Mntbeil
II SEN 6ortlhritten ser oeutid)en in
oultriellen Sbatigfeit.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-07-14
Gin paar fmrae @odeu.

5err S. g. 8arteu, @6tparospiQe,
ST., i6reibt: r&or Elm poar Monoten
muroen meme Nieren angegriffen. Sd
bate beftiges &iidenmeb uno 56mer5
.uber Sen Nieren uno @iften. Golep
Nieren=Yiaen beilten mein @iidenmeb
prompt un0 perbeiierten oos 8irfen
meiner Nieren. 9ies perbieIt Iih 10,
nahoem i6 MIR ELM paar 8ofen lang
oapon gebraudt bate, urb i9 fann
oielelben %freuoigen @er5ens empfeb-
len." Wolitor Drug Gompanp.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-07-14
SuDamerifa erportiert iebt ri

Sioauerifa erportiert iebt piel
nod gngla1o. 9sud Sen Ser.
Stouteu fam es nidt gelongel1, neil
elm bober 3ou Oas perbinOert, aber
fir I'm ler &olf mare Ser Support &C.
roll 10 notbmenoig, mie fir gngla1D,
Ga 6lelih u1d bei uns lebr bod I'M
Ereiie ltebt. IS miro iogar nit gro:
Der 9eltimmtbeit beboupjtet, oab jeoe
Moglidfeit a1sgeldloHen lit, oaE
Dleilb bei uns biQiger per0en fonnte
neil sic Moispreile gu obd itno, az
oaB es lth perlobnen miiroe, Gieb in
groBem Mabe 81 5iidten. @enn 0aS
Ser 6aQ lit, Damn fat oo6 Ser Sieb:
un0 6leii65oQ nidt Sic minOeite 8e:
re9tigrng uno fam er bloB Sem 3me:
de oienen, Sen 6leil6trult 5u ltiiten.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-07-14
Senfieber mnb Nitbma.

fri11gen l1nbequemlibfeit un6 Glen0
BEL pielen 2euten nit ii4, aber 6oleps
&onep ans Gar bringt grleidterung
un6 Comfort Semen, bie oaranf leiben.
gs bringt ser Gongeltion i'm &opf
uno &eble 2inoerung uno lit berubi-
geno un6 beilen6. &ein e9tes auBer
JoleDs 9oneD ans Sar i'm gelben So
quet. Nolitor 9rug 60.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-07-14
@enn iid sic Yrosperitat leioer

@enn iid sic Yrosperitat leioer
auf pielen @ebieten audi nod INNER
nift 5eigen Mil auf oem Seiratbs=
MART lit lie gliidli6 0a. @a6 Sem
@er:dte oes @eiunobeitsamtes fms in
SEEM Dorf pabreno ser erlten ie6s
Monate 0ieies Sabres 22,035 8aore
in Sen gbeltano getreten = fat O.
900 Naare mebr, als in oerielben He<
riooe oes Gorjabres. @riinoe fir oie=
Ien Iufldmung perm0gen Sic 8eam=
ten nid)t an5ugeben. &ielleidt mar's
ser Sonnet.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-07-14

Gin5ige M~0gri4feit. =
Steiner Shirt Coon elmer Muslanosrei=
lie beimfebren6): v@ie fommt es nur,
oaB mir mein 2ano iett 10 flein er=
ideint i] bin oob nidt etma in
5lpllden ltarfer geporoen!!"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-07-14

g eltdtigung. u9ieber
Mann," lagte 6rau 8eiBfel0, ri9 ba=
be Ste feite lteber5eugung, 6aB unier
gilbert ernltbaft ans 9eiratben oenft. "
Gas mill i9 boffen, "antmortete
an5iiglid SEER 8eiBfel0. SD fam
mir gar lidt oenfen, oaB elmer mel
ner Sl11gen Sic gbe als cine ider5=
fate Sade betra6ten f0nnte."
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-07-14

Inter 2eitung oes 3rofeiiors
Metdnifoff lit pom 8aiterr Snititut
in Earis cine lorgfaltige ltnteriudung
Ser a1f 5trabenitan6en sort feilgebo=
tenea 6riidte porgenommen mor0en,
uno man fat babel Sic ihredlide
Gntoedl1ng gemadt, oaB lie bon 900,=
900 Bis 100000 Mifroben bep0l=
tert maren, bon 0enen alleroings Ser
gr0Bte Sbeil ais burmlos 6e5ei6net
miro. Sebr appetitlid flingt es aber
trot0em nidt, 0aB man NIT elmer
Meintral1be gleih iiber 5000, 900 Mt=
froben l6luden iou.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-07-14

@eitiegen.- 2ebrling: rEapa,
bent bin ib aber in ser Mdtung mel
nes Serrn Erin5ipals geitiegen."
Fapa: Sea, mieio 6enn?"
2ebrling: ~Sa, meiBt, ser anoere
2ebrling bat geitoblen."
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-07-14
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Die Nenniplpania gilenbabn-@e-
ieuidaft bat iebt nabe5u 5000 aus
5tabl gebaute Yerionen : 8aggons
Idon inn Dienit ooer oemnd6lt oienit-
fcrtig, ebenio 600 ltdblerne 8uuman=
Idle 5hlafmaggons uno 8arlor Cars.
.0ieie Stablmaggons meroen alS me-
lentli6 ii9erer betra6tet, als sic BIS
bergen @aggons, uno louen all6,
leIbit bel l6nelliter 6abrt, nidt 10
nibrteren, mie oiel e.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-07-14

oaB MIR mem San0 leRt 10 fle1n er=
ideint = id bin 0o6 nidt etma I'M
5pilden itarfer gemoroen!"
8efatigung. u2ieber
Mann," iagte 6rau 8eiBfelo, ui6 bo-
BE Sic felte lleber5eugung, BOB unier
gilbert ernitbaft ans 6eirotben oenft."
~9as mill i9 boffe1t, "antmortete
an5ilglid SEER 8eiBfelo. SD fam
mir gar ludt oenfen, oaB elmer mel
ner Sl1ngen Sic gbe als cine ider5=
tnfte Sade betra6ten fonnte."
@eridts5ene. - &idter:
~&alm fat man Sic aus Sem &C.
fangr1iB entlaiien, ga baben Sic idon
mie0er lange Singer gemabt. &0nnen
Sic oenn 0as Steblen nidt lanen?"
Gieb: u@err &idter, obne irgeno
cine 8eldaftigung fann i6 nun ein=
moi ni6t lein!"
Sn0erM enugerie. : 6rau
8le6: uSie meinen ia, neil ser Come
Sic anbrlqte?"
5ral1 Miiaer: us(d, meme liebe
|Jrau 8led, gera0e 10 fubr mein ie-
ltqer Wan11 auf midi au ltnD fnltrrte
MIDI ebenl 10 al1."
Nur 5u mabr = Irau (5eigt
Sen neuen SUIT: u0a5 lit sic nelte tie
MoOe, &arl."
Mam Omit einem SeuBer): u0os
fennen mir ldon. SSn elm paar $50
6en gibbs ood mieoer cine aGernelte=
lite Mooe."
5red. - @auiirer (im &eltou=
rant): ~&aufen ser @err mir gtmos
ab = &aimme, 3abnbiir 49,"
SEER: u9nnfe, bab' 9laes!"
9aulirer %(brummenn): uMes6al6
gebruu6en Sic es 0enn nidt?"
Son Initiation. - Gatient
Sic gla1ben olio, 0aB i6 mein Sci
Sen Sem ltarfen &ouGen perounfe? ?"
uNr5t: vSopobl."
Yatlent: uM9, 9err Ipftor, lltl1B
t6 meme 3igarren a%utgeben?"
Nr5t: ~Salpobl, meiu 9ie6er, ul1o
Before anlGaffen.
Ias &Drperlein. = ,Sn Ser
Yfarrfirme 5u Gurlab befano iid) fritz
fer cine @rabihrift folgen0en Sl1=
hults:
Sen 4. Nopember 1916 ltorb CTR
borO Jran5 BON lllm, Ser re0lide,
fromme un0 groBe Staotridter, 0elier
&orperlein gar nabe5u ieds @entner
gelpogen."
ser dnoppt. - Batter: sd
tinoe in oeinen &ednrngen fait nun
Musgaben fir @ein uno 8ier = fir
Netroleum ieood falt gar nidts. Mir
iheint, mein Sobn, ou biit...."
Sobn: ~M6er, lieber Gater, Hetro=
lel1m fann man bo6 niht trinfen!!"
3eitbeitim g. = uSager
Sic einmal, Mnna mein Monn lit ge=
itern abeno mobl iebr ipdt nod @auie
gefommen. 8iepiel l1br mar es
0enn?"
~9as meiB id nidt. Mber mie id
lin Ser 6riibe aufgeitanoen bin, ba1
ser neber5ieber oes gndoigen @errn
nod gebal1melt."
Aus Mltbapern. = ginen
%netten sdulmit foroerte sic 8riifunq
in ether 0orfld)ule in 6em 5domba6.
tbale 5utage.
2ebrer: u@ie beiBt Sic erlte Ser
gangenbeit bon geoeiben?"
S6iiler: .@eoieb."
2ebrer: ~Sage mir nun einen Sat
NIT gebieb."
Sdiiler: r@ebt sic sos mas o."
Or. Kings New lifeP Pills
The best In the world.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-07-14

Cine Mntmort. - 9oftor
Scum, tpie gebt es Sbrer 5rar, Ser:
@err 2ottor. S6lafen fann + mie
&ab = ober appetitli9 is iie balt inn
mer nod nett"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-07-14

Ser dnoppt. - Batter: sd
finoe in oeinen &ednungen fait nun
Mnsgaben fir @ein uno 8ier = fiji
Fetroleum ieood fait gar nidts. Mir
iheint, mein Sobn, ou biit.
Sobn: uMber, lieber &ater, Eetro=
leum fonn man oo4 nidt trinfen!"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-07-14

Ius &0rperlein. - Sn Ser
Yfarrftrme 51 3lrlah befano lid fritz
fer cine @rabidrift folgen0en Srr=
halts:
Sen 4. Mopember 1916 itarb CTR.
borO Jran5 bon Tim, Ser re0li6e,
fromme un0 groBe Staotridter, 0eiier
aorperlein gar nabe5u feds @entner
gemogen."
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-07-14

@eridtsi5ene. - &idter:
~&alm fat man Sic aus oem &C.
tdngniB e%ntlaiien, ga BADEN Sic idorl
mie0er lange Singer gema6t. &0nnen
Sic oenn 0as Steblen nibt lai1en?"
1ieb: ~@err &idter, obne irgeno
cine 8elhaftigrng fann id nun EN-
mol ni6t lein!!"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-07-14

WiBper a 5 n. - &ifter
(5n einem nod il1genoliden Mngeflag=
tenn: Sinh Sic idon porbeitraft?"
4ngeflagter: 80 ia, bon meiner
Wutter!"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-07-14

Son ultation. Hatient
Sic glau6en olio, 0aB i6 11ein Sci
Sen Sem ltarfen &ouGen perou11fe? ?"
uAr5t: r%Sotpobl."
Tatient: ~Md, @err Goftor, mug
i6 meme 3igurren al1tgeben?"
Nr5t: uSapobl, meiu 2ieber, l,llo
Before anlduffen.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-07-14
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g 9nmoriitiides. g.
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9 6mer5li9 d. = Sunger Did.
ter (bringt feline @eoibte auf sic Bolt
fit Die &eoattion): 8is jeet lit sic
Eoit oie gin5ige, sic meine @eoidte
angenonmen bat!
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-07-14

Sn0erM enagerie. : 6rau
8le6: "Sie meinen ia, neil ser 9ome
Sic anbruQte?"
6rau Miiaer: us(d, meine liebe
Jral1 8led, gera0e 10 fubr mein le-
Tiger Wann ouf midi 5u uno fnltrrte
MIDI ebenl % al"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-07-14

eitbe It m nj n g. - uSager
Sic einmal, Mnna mein Mann lit qe=
itern abeno mobl iebr ipdt nod @auie
gefommen. @iepiel ltbr mar es
0enn?"
~9as meiB id nidt. slber mie id
in Ser 6riibe aufgeitanoen bin, ba1
ser lteber3ieber oes gnaoigen @errn
nod gebal1melt."