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The Winning Candidate

Two candidates for the same office
came into a certain town one day.
The one called at a house where a lit
tie girl came to the door. Said he:
"Sissie, will you please bring me a
glass of water?" Having brought the
water, he gave her some candy and
asked: did the man ahead of me
give you candy?" Eyes, sir" Then
he gave her a nickel and said: did
he give you money Eyes, sir; he
gave me ten cents" Then, picking
her up, he kissed her and said: did
he kiss you?" Eyes, sir, and he kissed
mamma, tool"
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oId-Time Dandy.

Charles Anthon's outward person
atty was unique and impressive. He
was a tri1e under the average height,
erect as an Indian and inclining to
portliness. His head vas superb and
his features strong and finely cut. He
was punctiliously neat in his dress.
the style of which was eve varied.
A short sack coat hung straight from
his ample shoulders, merging in front
into a black satin vest and an ex-
panse of spotless linen, relieved only
by a very small gold pin, the whole
surmounted by a black satin stock
and a high standing collar with round
ed corners.-Columbia Quarterly.
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Must; hes Compulsory.

Mustacb, lav been made compur
sorry in TIL ustrian army, or, rather,
an old orr ice has been revived by
a rescrip m the war ministry, 1t
Is said, e personal wish or EN-
peror Fl Joseph. The original
compuls, nustache order dates
from be AS, and its author was
Genera Cyulai, the succeae,or
who himself
Immense flowing mus
40 wanted every man in
a grow one, too. The new
n same time upholds the
b ivilege enjoyed by the
regiment of dragons,
k VIZ guished itself in the bat.
tie where Frederick the
GreaS efeated in 1857, in memory
of VIII ley we're allowed to shave.
Since there has not been a mus.
+ tache fe regiment.
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Roysoeta Of Great Britain.

By far Q most famous and the
best of oroyal poets was James I.
of Scotlan While a prisoner In
Windsor tle he composed his al.
legory, "T'King's Quhair." It owed
its origin, James love for Lady
James Beart, a beautiful young lady
nearly allido the royal family, and
of whom became enamored by
seeing heron the window of his
room as walked in the garden.
Sne afts3rd henis queen.
Queen Eabeth wrote poems in
prison. J unfortunate Lady Jane
Grey ander equally unfortunate
cousin, My Queen of Scots both
solaceSe tt hours Of captivity. de-
sthnediN end on the scaffold, by
learne Sldies.-T. P.'s Weekly.
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Shoes In summer and Winter.

Handsome Walter Clarkson. for
many years the star pitcher Of the
old Harvard college team, is now the
of one of Cleveland's big
shoe stores.
The other day the once great col
lege twirler was appealed to by a
man who asked:
"Can you tell me why these patent
feathers have cracked SO badly?"
Probably" was the reply, you
bought them in the winter. Then it
Is not hard to explain. In the sum-
mer a shoe will fit itself to every
foot. In the winter a six or eight
dollar pair of shoes Is ruined by a
few days Of cold weather"
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Reason for Strange Names.

A litt5 colored girl appeared on
one of the city Fairgrounds the other
day, accompanied by two pickanin-
MES, who she explained, cousins
of hers, ~isitors in Newark. What
are theii Names" asked the young
woman Is charge of the playground.
Aida Overture Johnson and Lucia
Sextette Johnson" the girl answered.
"You see their papa used to work for
a opera man."-Newark News.
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on the

The wit of Bishop Seth Ward
amuses Nashville frequently.
Bishop Wsrd. in company with two
senators, came forth from a Nash
vile reception the other day and en-
tered & waiting motor car.
"Ah, bishop" said n of his COM
panions, you are not like your
ter. He was content to ride an ass.
eyes, and SO should | be-" Bish~
Ward answered, but there's no such
animal to be got nowadays. They
make them all senator's"
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lINhy He Prefers II.

EveIhow and then a true story OF
the lily boy in Sunday school hap
pens TIP the rounds. Here is one:
Robeis the son of a Chestnut Hill
iawyeTfe went to Sunday school for
the rrrtime, and in the course OF
GU .uction the teacher asked
hiE he wished to go when he
dieG
Il 81 to hell" said the boy
blinE eyes. "I know all about
heav g're too stiff and stuck up
for nj Where, and, anyway, from
what says, the devil seems to
be bettS auainted with little boys
and girls % the angels are, and
do so hsb have to behave my
bestest.' ladelphia Times.
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MPER

In all it's forms among all ages of horses,
as well as dogs, cured and others in same
stable prevented from having the disease
with SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE.
Every bottle guaranteed. Over 900, 900
bottles sold last year $50 and s loo. ANY
good druggist, or send to manufacturers.
Agents wanted. Spohn Medical Co., Spec.
Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind.
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stead of growing better / grew worse
and left the hospital entirely discour-
aged. Luckily / began using Doan's
Kidney Pits and was completely
cured. There has bsoa1 .
ney trouble for five years"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. 80 cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. z.
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He Couldn't See.

Little Jacks father was the teacher
of the Sunday school class of which
Jack was a new member. He had been
told that as this was his first Sunday
he would not be asked any questions
but he must pay close attention just
the same.
So, on the way home his father
asked him who 1t was who killed
Goliath.
II don't know, l was sitting IN the
back seat and couldn't see," was the
ready answer.-From Norman E.
Mack's National Monthly.
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ontv on Great Occasions.

How are you, Mr.. Tyte-Physt? l
hope there is nothing wrong with that
set of teeth l made for you a few
weeks ago"
mo, they're all right; but. great
Scott, Doc, I paid you $50 for them
teeth. You don't s'pose I'm going to
wear 'em for everyday use. do your"
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than Doan's Kidney
Pills. They perma-
nently cure all kid
ney ills.
John c. Nolan. 173
K St., SO. Boston,
Mass, says: II had
backache, pains in
my head, dizzy spells
and urine scalded
terribly l doctored
with physicians and
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a Debt of Art.

"The professor says that music owes
a great deal to Rossini." said the
young woman. whats Rossini?"
"That," replied Mr.. Cumrox, 'fs
probably italian for 'rosin.'"
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She Needed a Wrlnqer.

ooh, yes" said Mrs. Bright. 81 got
home all right, but when I reached the
door l found hadn't my latchkey. l
thought I should never get in, for MI.
Bright was in the bath-tub and / had
to ring him out!"
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GEeade6zkHe
AN EFFECTIVE HOME MADE
KIDNEY AND BACKAcHE CURE
Easily Prepared Medicine Which Is
Said to Regulate the Kidneys
and End Backaohe.

M .|
To make up enough of the "Dande-
Mixture which is claimed to be
q prompt cure for Backache and Kid
ney and Bladder trouble, get from any
good Prescription Pharmacist one-half
ounce fluid extract Dandelion; one
ounce Kargon Compound and three
ounces Compound Syrup of Sarsapa-
rilla. Shake well in a bottle and take
In teaspoonful doses after each meal
and again at bedtime.
Those who have tried 1t say it acts
gently but thoroughly on the Kidneys
and entire urinary system, relieving
the most severe Backache at n
A well-known medical authority rec
ommends the prescription to be taken
the moment you suspect any Kidney,
Bladder or Urinary disorder or feel a
constant dull Backache, or IL the urine
is thick, cloudy, offensive or full of
sediment, irregular of passage or at
t. nded by ? seaiding sensation; or for
Il frea 1T u~rination during the
real harmless vegetable
b could not cause injury
I the relief which is said
follow it's use is a rev.
ID women who suffer
sdney trouble or any
disorder.
,e worth trying. as it is
iy5a1e or any druggist
r1nd doesn't cost
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scant Pasturaae.

81 am afraid the moths Will get !
to my bathing suit said Maude
1T would be a shame
ME. THE poor things touia
to death"
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n CAUGHT the Pedannnue

1T understand the rich professor is
going to marry the homeliest girl in
the summer school. How did she at
tract him?" by distinctly sounding
the first e. in aeroplane."
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Pneumonia and Consumption are al
WAYS preceded by an ordinary cold. Ham
Inns Wizard Oil rubbed into the chest
draws out the Inflammation, breaks up
the cold and prevents all serious trouble.
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what Murine Eye Remedy Does to the
Ewes Is 10 Refresh, Cleanse, Strengthen and Stimu-
ate Healthful Circulation. Promoting Normal
Conditions. Try Murine In your Eyes.
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@GpNGS G4EE&

The Amateur Poet-Whatever I do
I do with my whole soul.
His Wife (sadly)|I know you do
dear, but it would be such a help II
you'd give 1t up and do things witt
your hands.
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Mrs. winslow's Eootnip syrup for Children
teething, softens the gu IS, reduces infamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie. Csc a bottle.
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Sweetest Success.

whats the sweetest kind of sue
cess?"
That which you achieve by acting
contrary to the advice OF your friends"
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DOES YOUR BACK AcHEf

Backache is usually kidpeyache.
There is only n way to remove the
pain, you must reach the cause.-The
kidneys. No better kidney remedy
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Twin

II don't suppose there is anything
gets out of date quicker than a wom-
ans haiti"
unless 1t is a battleship."
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A bachelor girls club Is an associa-
ton OF women who think they are
more likely to set husbands by pre-
tending not to want them.
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to-daya well woman"-Mrs. WILLIAM
AHRENs, 988 W. 21st ST., Chicago, Ill.
Lydie E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotics or harm
full drugs, and to-day holds the record
for the largest number of actual cures
Of female diseases Of any similar medi-
cine In the country, and thousands of
voluntary testimonials are on file in
the Pinkham laboratory at Lynn,
Mass, from women who have been
cured from almost every form Of
female complaints, Inflammation, ul-
ceration, displacements, fbroid tumors,
Irregularities, periodic pains, backache,
Indigestion and nervous prostration.
Every such suffering woman owes 1t to
herself to give Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound a trial.
If you would like special advice
about your case write a confiden-
Hal letter to Mrs. Pinkham, at
Lynn, Mass. Her advice is free,
and always helpful.
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,e for the Wolf.

New ers are not really the ex-
trayaganfsd DESTINATIONS lot they're
made oussaid Charles M. Schwab in
a rec ent terview. why"
Here J Schwab smiled.
"Why,yen in Fifth avenue there
is rany family that will have the
wolf at t door this winter, only, for
the sakef appearances, they'll coax
him rourto the back"
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get well unless 7
had an operation.
j knew I could not
stand the strain Of
one, 80 I wrote to
you sometime ago
about my health
and you told me
what 10 do. After
Lydia e.
|P1nkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound and
R1aaH D,1riEor r mn
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It Is better to inherit a fortune than
to marry one.
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Bin. Hanolr

Ma ask you a question, PAT"
yes hope it is a sensible one. for
I'm ve busy"
II spa"
"We1'well, what is it?"
"Whs ,e,,o,, ass questions
pa?"
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e Of a Glorious Career.

p Z OF a GTorfouS Career.
raptasCook had discovered the
= Bh islands.
It you to understand distinct
ly. Ish," he said 70 the natives,
that inaot the DOCTOR"
On IN occasion of a subsequent
visit the, however. the natives, hav-
ing heas from Copenhagen in the
meantim gave him the disadvantage
OF the dbt and smashed him.
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Some people are too fresh-butr the
same thing can't be said Of e
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OWES
HER
LIFE TO
Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Chicago, Ill.-"I was troubled with
falling and Inflammation, and the doc
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"A Sufficient Reason.
stels- have at last made up my
mind : to marry Jack.
Maud AND why, pray?
SteiisI can't get him to propose.
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has given me II UGH trouble Tor SIX
months. 1t was so bad that l
couldn't walk sometimes for a
week. l tried doctors medicine
and had a rubber bandage for my
leg, and bought everything that l
heard of, but they all did me no
good, until at last I was persuaded
to try Sloan's Liniment. The first
application helped it, and In two
weeks my leg was well."-A. L.
HUNTER, of Hunter, Ala.
Good for Athletes.
Mr.. K. GILMAN, instructor of
athletics, All Warren ST, Rox-
bury, Mass, says:-"I have used
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Lame Lame
Leg
Well

al wish to
say that !
h av u S e d
Sloan's Lini-
m e n on a
4laA
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Too Late to Classify

TOR RENT-Lyric for rent for store pur-
poses. SH 80 per month. Edgar B. Sim
mons. 5-s-IWk
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BOARD OF TRADE BUSY.
Numerous Inquiries Being Received,
Many Persons and Firms In
tsrested IN Cambridge.

| Since the organization Of the Boar
of Trade several months ago. quite
number of inquiries have been received
from individuals and business firms con
corning Cambridge and the opportuni
ties which it ott.rs to persons contem
plating removing from their present 10
cations.
Last Thursday evening special meet
ing Of the directors Of the Board o
Trade was called to consider an inquiry
from McCawley Il Company, concern
ing the likelihood of their being able tt
secure such a building as they need tC
continue their branch in Cambridge
Mr.. Digges, the special representation
of McCawley x Co., was present and
explained the situation in which his
| firm found itself and also the needs OF
the Company.
| A committee was appointed to ascer-
| tain if lot, suitably located could be
gotten and also to asc 'rtain the cost of
erecting such building as the require
ments Of the company make necessary.
The committee is composed of Messrs
". 5. Ho idlnott, W. F. Harrington and
Y. = Bradley.
The situation of the company is ex-
planned by this letter to the Board of
Trade which is published below. An
excellent opportunity is presented tor
an enlargement of one of the factories
IF Cambridge and at this time it seems
likely that their reqnirments will be
meet without much trouble, as not ouiy
doea it offer the means ofincreasing tie
amount of money to be distributed here,
for some of our local investors.
Baltimore, Md, May 4, 1910.
Secretary Board of Trade,
Cambridge, Nd
Dear sir-We learn from the papers
that you have an organization for the
purpose of booming Cambridge. We
wish to say that we have BEEN manufac- :
turing shirts 10 your town for the last
four years, on Cemetery avenue, and
distribute there annually from SIP 900
to $4,000 in wages. The present plant
is not adequate, in that the Bureau of
Labor will not permit us to work ia this
building as many people as the factory
will hold, and it will either be necessary
for ms to reduce the force to comply with
the law or vacate the plant entirely.
TO reduce the force, would make the
proposition Improbable, and we wisI,
you to make us proposal whereby you
would furnish us with ample room to
operate 100 machines. We can give yotl
the assurance of steady work the whole
year round, and with this force the
money we would pay out in wages would
aggregate $4,000 to $4,000 a year,
which would naturally be spent in the
stores of your town.
IL you have any proposition to make
us, kindly let us hear from you.
Yours very truly,
McCAwLEy 4 Go. 8
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Health of Cambridge.

A number of persons who saw and
heard about the report published by the
Baltimore American. on Friday follow
ing the mass-meeting held under the
aus pices of the Board of Trade, were
very much chagrined to note that the
Americans account stated that DIR
Price. secretary to the Stale Board oi
Health, had said that the death rate
was altogether too high, and that the
sewerage conditions and the water sup
ply was bad.
That DIR. Price did not make such a
statement was we'll known to those
close enough to hear his remarks, and
it is gratifying to know that the Ameri-
can, in it's edition of the Sunday follow
ing, corrected this report. using DR..
Prices notes, which stated that Cam
bridge was one of the best severed
towns on the Eastern Shore of Mary
land, and that its water supply had
been frequently tested and analysed by
his department, and always found free
from the pollution, which too frequent
~ ia found in the water supply ofman y
III the towns of the state.
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MISS SADIE PRITCHARD, first class
NA dress maker, from Baltimore. lO8 Ce=
darstreer. 5-9-tt
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Cambridge II: Lloyd's 6.

In very pretty game of base ball at
the Athletic Park Saturday afternoon
the Cambridge High School base ball
team defeated the strong Lloyd's team
by score of eleven to six. The game
was we'll played from beginning to fin
ish, but it was clearly seen that the
Cambridge boys had the visitors cup
their street." The feature of the game
was "homer" by Mr.. Luke Ruark.
The battery for Cambridge was Matthews
and Phillips, and for the visitors the
battery was Messrs. Earl Stoker and c.
Everhart.
The lineup for the two teams was as
follows. COMMUNICATIONS, r. f.; K
Bennett, L.. f.; Collins, 8. $ !; Howard
Matthews. p; E. Ruark, I'd b.; Phillips,
c.; L. Rusrk, Sd b.; H.. Phillips, lst b.;
C. Bennett, 9. f. Lloyd's-C Everhart,
C.; E. Stoker, p.; T, Russell, 1st b.;
Thomas, 2od b.; c. BrambIe, Sd b II
Everhart. g. s.; y. Robinson, |. f. l.
Seward, C. f.; NJ. Wright. r. f.
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Circuit Court.

| The statement of the case of the State
VS.. Norman Fisher was given in Friday
BANNER, showing that he was founC
guilty by the jury with rec ommenda
| io:i for mercy. In coIsiIeratio of the
yer .ict and his aye, he was sentenced
to six months in jail.
Friday, the case of the state vs.. Mary
Johnson was taken uk. and after short
tria! the jury brought in a verdict OF
not guilty.
Friday nlEht an extra seS sion of the
Conrt was held ia order to clear the
docket, so that it might adjourn, as tn .
sessions Of the Somerset Court begin to-
day.
The case of the State VS. Harry Cor
nish charged with shooting Ernest
Coulbourne with intent to kill, occupied
most Of the session. The tate, which
was represented by States Attorney
William \. Andrews, charged Cornish
with shooting Coulhourne, after he
(Conlbourne) had assaulted Cornish md
was getting away, being held by a
brother OF Harry Cornish, while Cor
nish's tt prnevS, Messrs +, &. Harring-
ton and Y. Calvin Tric', contended iha
shot. We're fired IN The heat OF passio 1,
when he (Cornis') was in fear of bodily
harm, having already been wounded
with brick in the hands of Coulhourne,
whom they c)utenlad was still as uming
a threatening attitude. The evidence
was conflicting, and the Jury vas com
PEELED to nse their own iua gemeut and
discretion The Con t instructed the
jury that they could bring in 4 verdict
of guilty of murder in the first or seco ll
degree, mansIaughter or jnst fable hon.
icide as in their discretion the evidence
warranted. After being out about five
minutes, they brought 10 a verdict of
not guilty of m urder, but gui ty of man.
and the Court sentenced Cor
nish to ten years in the peniteRtiary.
Saturday moroing the Court reduced
the sentence Of VIM. Ne1comh AMI
E nest Lewis, convicted of stealing All
OK, from ten to six years, in the peni-
Tertiary.
After continuing several cases and at
tending some matters Of minor impor,-
ance, this session Of the Court was adj
journei Saturday morning.
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BRIEF LOCAL NEWS.
Auditorium tonight.

Auditorium tonight.
Mr.. Jas. E. Moler last week shipped
to Baltimore thirty dozen bull frogs.
Mr. Samuel f. Hubbard is spending
some time in Baltimore on business.
Mr. Edgar Harrington, of this city, is
spending a few days in Baltimore on
business
Miss Marguerite Mace, of Baltimore,
is visiting her uncle, DIR. John Mace, al
his home on Glenburne avenue.
Mr.. and Mrs. Granville L. Tubman, OF
Baltimore. are spending several days in
town as the guests of their parents.
The regular monthly business meeting
of the Baraca class will be held in the
class room tonight at eight o'clock.
Miss Lucy Wright has returned to her
home at Warwick Manor, after pleas
ant visit to Miss Ruth Willis, Glasgow
street
Mrs Mclean stock and little SOD, who
have been Wis ing Mrs Calvin HarIink-
ton. hsve returned TO their home at
York, Pa.
There ill he business meeting Of
the Philathra Class of Zson VI +. Church,
this evening. A III members are urged to
he present.
Miss Ethel Jnnrs has retnrned home
after an ext. IL tel trip to New York,
New H ven and : uh Port, Conn and
Baltimore
Ms. Tn mas X ,t,-+,t- and little son,
Thomas, of Roland Park, are visiting
Mrs Robert sister. Mrs E. A Z. Jones,
Vue lie Eau street
Mr.. and Ms Harry c. Reed, of Balti,
more, recently spent several days in
Cambridge as the guests of the latter's
mothers, Mrs. Robbins, Race street
Nr anil Mrs Granville Tuhman. of
Baltimore, are spending several days in
Cambridge visiting Mrs. Humans par
ents, MIR. and Mrs. William Walter Viii
lis.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert E Tubman and
little daughters, Mary keene and Eiiz
abeth, arrived liz Cambridge, Sunday
morning to spend sometime visiting
relatives.
See 1.-The Wizard of o. that big
spectacular funny picture, taken from
the play. See Emmitt and Shelby. the
new comedy sketch team. at the Audi
forum tonight.
There will be special meeting of the
members of the Gro IS an Crown class
at their class room II tiflc' Church to-
night. All members are cam Astly re-
quested to be pre-: Il.
Miss Maude D.vis all her brother,
Treston, lief OF tn train yesterday for
their home in Philadelphia after spend
ing few days as the guests of NJ ISIS
Edna VI ore. Mill street.
Nj Roger d. Irwin. of Westminster,
,ho rereltly spent two weeks in Cam
n dye as the guest of his sister, Mrs
s-tie,is, has been appoin ted Road engi-
,-er for Coed County. Mr.. Irwin is at
his time. illwith typhoid fever at the
tIlkton hospital.
The head Of one of our prominent fam
lies Saturday night purchased what pur-
ported to be rooster, it boas' a
large pair of spurs and a lalge ID comb
OF the chanticler vari' ty. Nth visions
of huge pot of choice rooster soup, he
was beheaded, but upon cleaning "hm'
a large hard-shel egg was found, to-
gether with myriads of smaller ones.
The lady threatens 40 i~dict her grocer
for false pretense.
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Fined $500 and Costs.

Elijah Horsey, colored yho was ar
rested several weeks ag, charged with
burying his wife without permit was
sentenced bv Ju+tice j. R. d. Collins
saturday afternoon I" pay fine o
$I5 90 and costs
DR.. g. NJ. Hanhy had the body dis
inferred last week and performed al
autopsI, tiniing that the woman had
died from natural causes
Della Barnes, also colored, was fined
saturday by Jn ,tice VIM. K. ShentoG
for bury,ng her child without permit
The fine in her case was $1,000 which
was added to the costs in the case.