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The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
YOUR STOMACH FEELS FINE.
Dyspepsia, Indigestion, sourness, Gas
and All Stomach Misery Ended
In Five Minutes.

This harmless preparation will
promptly digest anything you eat and
overcome a sick, sour, gassy or out-of-
order stomach within five minutes.
If your meals don't fit comfortably,
or what you eat lies like lump Of
lead in your stomach, or if you have
heartburn, that is sign of Indigestion.
Get from any drug store here in
town a 50-cent case of Pape's Diapep-
sin and take a dose just as soon as
you can. There will be no sour ris-
ings, no belching of undigested food
mixed with acid, no stomach gas or
heartburn, fullness or heavy feeling
in the stomach, Nausea, Debilitating
Headaches, Dizziness or Intestinal
gripping. This will all go, and, besides,
there will be no sour food left over
in the stomach to poison your breath
with nauseous doors.
Pape's Diapepsin is a certain regula-
tor for out-of-order stomachs, and be-
sides it takes hold of your food and
digests it just the same as If your
stomach wasn't there.
These large 50-cent cases contain
more than sufficient to thoroughly
cure any case of Dyspepsia, Indiges-
ton or any other stomach disorder.
Remember, if your stomach feels
out of order and uncomfortable now.
you can get relief in five minutes by
taking a little Diapepsin.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
ONIONS A. LA JULIENNE
Spanish Kind Are Considered the Best
When Made la This
Style.

Peel some Spanish onions and put
them In enough cold water to cover
them, bring to the boil, then take up,
pour little cold water over them and
let them drain; then put them into a
saucepan with two heaping tablespoon
ruls OF butter, two or three slices OF
carrots and turnips, bunch of herbs.
and eight whole peppers; cover the
onions with buttered paper, put the
nd on the pan and fry for Is minutes.
then add one cupful OF stock and
braise them in the oven for about
three hours, adding more stock as
that In the pan reduces; when cooked.
dish up the onions, and garnish the
top with julienne shaped vegetables
and chopped parsley; remove the fat
from the braising gravy; mix With 1t
two tablespoonfuls of brown sauce
and boil these up together, then pour
round the onions.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
MIX THIS FOR RHEUMATISM
Easily Prepared and inexpensive and
Really Does the Work, Says
Noted Authority.

Thousands of men and women who
have felt the sting and torture Of that
dread disease, Rheumatism, which is
no respecter of age, persons, sex,
color or rank, will be interested to
know that it is one of the easiest af-
iictions of the human body to con-
quer. Medical science has proven it
not a distinct disease in itself, but
symptom caused by inactive kidneys.
Rheumatism is uric acid In the blood
and other waste products of the sys-
tenn which should be filtered and
strained out in the form of urine. The
function of the kidneys is to sift these
poisons and acids out and keep the
blood clean and pure The kidneys
however, are of sponge-like substance,
the holes or pores of which will some
times, either from overwork, cold or
exposure become clogged, and failing
in their function of eliminating these
poisons from the blood, they remain
in the veins, decompose and settling
about the joints and muscles, cause
the untold suffering and pain of rheu-
matism and backache, often producing
complications of bladder and urinary
disease, and general weakness.
The following simple prescription is
said to relieve the worst cases of
rheumatism because OF its direct ac-
ton upon the blood and kidneys, re-
lieving, too. the most severe forms of
bladder and urinary troubles: Fluid
Extract Dandelion, one-half ounce;
Compound Kargon, one ounce; Com
pound Syrup Sarsaparilla, three
ounces. Mix by shaking well in bot
tie and take In teaspoonfuI doses after
each meal and at bedtime The In
gradients can be had from any pre-
scription pharmacy. and are absolutely
harmless and safe TO use at amp time.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
$3.50 RECIPE CURES
WEAK KIDNEYS, FREE
RELIEVES URINARY AND KIDNEY
TROUBLES, 6AcKAcHE, STRAIN
ING, SWELLING, ETC.
Stops Pain in the Bladder, Kidneys
and Back.

Wouldn't it be nice within week or so
to begin to say goodbye forever TO the
scalding, dribbIng, straining. too fire.
quent passage of urine; the forehead and
the bacll-of-the-head aches; the stitches
and pains in the back: the growing mus
Gle weakness; spots before the eyes; yell
low skin; sluggish bowels; swollen eye
lids or ankles; leg cramps; unnatural
short breath: sleeplessness and the de-
spondency?
I have a recipe for these troubles that
you can depend on, and If you want to
make a QUICK RECOVERY, you ought
to write and get a copy of 1t. Many a
doctor would charge you $3.50 just for
writing this prescription. but I have It
and will be glad to send it to you entire
ly free Just drop me a line like this:
DR.. A. z. Robinson, K-268 Luck Building,
Detroit, Mich, and I will send it by re-
turn mail in a plain envelope. AS you will
see when you get it, this recipe contains
only pure. harmless remedies, but it has
great healing and pain-conquerin power
1t will quickly show its power once you
use 1t, so I think you had better see what
it is without delay. I will send you a
copy free-you can use it and cure your
self at home.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
NOT PAGE FROM A ROMANCE
Conversation, However, Reads q
Whole Lot More Like Scene
in Real Life.

-And so your father refuses to con-
sent to our union?"
HE does Rodolphus."
The sad youth swallowed sob.
'Is there nothing left for us, then.
but an elopement?" said he.
Nothing"
do you think. Clementine, that you
could abandon this luxurious home,
forget all the enjoyments of great
wealth. Danish yourself forever from
your devoted parents hearts, and go
west with a poor young man to enter
a home of lifelong poverty and self
denial?"
ct could. Rodolphus."
The sad youth rose YEARLY and
reached for his hat.
Then" said he, you are far from
being the practical girl have all
along taken you to be-"
And with one last look around on
the sumptuousness that some day he
had hoped to share, he sobbed and
said farewell.-Browning's Magazine.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
Metallic Trimmings.

Gold and silver are used Iavishly in
All forms OF neutrality-suspicious., pas
sementeries. applique embroideries.
laces, etc, but, as a rule, these metal
lie trimmings are in the soft. dull
tones and achieve richness and beauty
without being garish or barbaric.
There are beautiful heavy silver and
gold laces. crocheted by hand after
the fashion Of the Irish lace, and 9TH
ers fine and thin as spider web. Deep
lace flouncing. with gold or silver net
top is made with enough to form an
entire skirt, and the chantilly and
alencon meshes and designs are clev,
erly reproduced
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
Admitted.

women already do lot of govern
ing said Mrs o. H. P. Belmont, the
brilliant suffrage leader, in an inter
view in New York. Men, if they are
observant and frank. admit that.
AN editor about to marry was
asked by a friend:
What prompted you, old man, to
propose to Miss Dash?"
The editor, who was, like all edi-
tors, extremely observant and ex-
tremeIy frank answered:
Well, to tell you the truth, think
Miss Dash prompted me more than
anybody else
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
Saw Only Physical Idea.

One of his friends once asked Mr..
Darwin's gardener about his master
health, and how he had been lately.
"Oh!" he said, my poor master has
been very sadly. 1 often wish he
had something to, do. He moons about
in the garden, and / have seen him
stand doing nothing before a flower
for ten minutes at time. If he only
had something to do 1 really believe
he would be better"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
ErIed Foo Plant

One egg plans, two eggs, half a cup
of milk, -four for thin batter. salt and
fat for frying. Slice and pare each
slice Lay in salt and water one hour;
dry between two towels and dip each
slice In batter made of the materials
above given. Fry in hot fat to a good
brown Drain well. put a spoon OF
grape jelly on each slice after serving,
II liked
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
Old Pete's Little joke.

Foolish questions and funny an
swers were under discussion in the
Trenton avenue and Dauphin street
police station the other day, and after
listening for a while to some amusing
instances, Sergeant McCay told the
following:
''Old Pete Flood was the attendant
in the Franklin cemetery some years
ago, and it became the custom to ask
him how business was, just to hear
his reply. 1t came in heavy bass
voice:
"'Aint buried a living soul today "
Philadelphia Times.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
SYSTEM FULL OF URIC ACID--.THE
GREAT KIDNEY REMEDY CURED

Two years ago was very sick and after
being treated by several of the best physi-
clans in Clinton, did not seem to get
any better. I was confined to my bed.
Seeing your Swamp-Root advertised, re-
solved to give it a trial. After using it
for three weeks, I found I was gaining
nicely, so continued until have taken
number of bottles. am now restored to
health and have continued my labors. My
system was full of Uric acid, but DR.. XII
mer's Swamp-Root cured me entirely.
am sixty years old.
Yours very truly,
w. c. COOK,
State of Iowa Clinton, La.
Clinton County S.
On this 18th day of July, A. D., 1903,
W. G. Cook to me personally known APP
peared before me and in my presence sub
Fcribed and swore to the above and fore
going statement.
DALE h. SHEPPARD,
Notary Public,
In and for Clinton County.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
PUTTING N the Time.

A gentleman was engaging a gen
eral man and telling him what he
wanted him to do. You will have to
clean the windows and the boots and
the knives, and go messages, chop
wood, cut short grass, mind the horse
and pony, look after the garden and
keep the house supplied with yege-
tables and do any odd job that is re
quired and if suitable you will get
ten shillings a week"
rs there any clay in the garden?'
asked the man.
What makes you ask that?" asked
the gentleman.
Il was thinking I could make bricks
in my spare time" said the man.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
500 Reward. 500.

The readers OF this paper WIN be pleased TO learn
that there at least dreaded disease that
Catarrh Halls Catarrh Cure is the only positive
cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being constitutional disease. requires a consttu-
tional treatment. Hairs Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternaliy acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and assist
ing nature in doing its work. The proprietors have
much faith in its curative powers that they ofer
One Hundred Dollars for any that it fails to
Send for list of testimonials
Address F. ]. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold by all Druggists 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
MareuarItes.

Beat two eggs slightly. Add one
cup brown sugar, one-half cup -four
mixed with one-fourth teaspoon baking
powder, one-third teaspoon salt, one
cup pecan nut meats, cut in small
pieces. Fill small buttered tins two
thirds full of mixture and place pecan
nut meats on each. Bake in a mod
crate oven Is minutes.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
Rananas on HaIf sh.Il

Trim ends of bananas, split length
wise without removing skins; mark
sections crosswise with a knife. and
squeeze little lemon juice over them,
and sprinkle with sugar. Serve on q
lettuce leaf and garnish with slices OF
lemon. Nice for breakfast.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
There can be no bending in wor
ship without STOPPING in service.
SPOHN's DISTEMPER CURE

SPOHN's DISTEAIPER CURE will
cure any possible case of DISTEMPER,
of all ages, and prevents all Others in the
same stable from having the disease. Also
cures chicken cholera, and dog distemper.
Any good druggist can supply you, or send
to mfrs. so cents and $l.00 bottle. Agents
wanted. Free book. Spohn Medical Co..
Spec. Contagious Diseases. Goshen. Ind.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10

disease. DOan S Kid
ney Pills began cur
ing sick kidneys rs
years ago. They
have been curing kid
ney trouble ever
since.
Mrs. William Nc
Gregor, I'll Lilleth
ST., Pendleton, Ore,
says: "All my life
nv kidneys had trOu-
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
rhe MAN to Sind Him.

my wife and are going to spend a
few months with her people at
Strong's Corners" said the meek lit
tie man. land want you to mail your
paper to me-"
EYES," said the clerk, what's your
nam ?"
''Well-er-to make sure, guess
you'd better address it: Mary
Strong's Husband, Strong's Corners
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
An unmistakabIe Hint.

Young Staylate got a delicate hint
from the young lady he was calling
on the other evening"
What was it?"
"She found looking at'the clock and
other familiar devices useless, so she
ordered some refreshments and her
mother sent her a plate of breakfast
food
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10

bled me. bloated terribly, could not
control the kidney secretions and suf-
fered intense backache. Finally 1 be
gan using Doan's Kidney Pills and
was cured completely. I had previ-
ously doctored without relief"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers, so cents a
box. Foster-Nfilburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
Acme of Cautiousness

Seymour-Young TIGER looks like
cautious man.
Ashley-He is cautious; he's so eau
tious that he wouldn't ask the pref
test girl in all the world to let him
see her home unless he had learned
how far away she lived.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
Letter 70
Or. KIImsr = Co.
Bfnahamton. N. Y.
In and for Clinton County.

Prove What Swamp-Root VIII Do For You
Send to DR.. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
ton, n. Y, for a sample bottle. 1t will
convince anyone. You will also receive
a booklet of valuable information, telling
all about the kidneys and bladder. When
writing, be sure and mention this paper.
For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty
cents and one-dollar.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
AS Time Passes,

Before you were married you used
to send your wife flowers"
Yes, replied Mr.. Meekton. Now
it takes a diamond necklace to make
her as enthusiastic as she used to be
over a f1ve-dollar bunch of roses"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
The Bio Show.

The personally conducted tourists
were viewing the Egyptian pyramids.
Goodness gracious!" calculated
pile of money to build them"
pile of money to build them"
"Surest thing you know" said Mr..
Newrocks; "bqt don't imagine for a
moment that any one tourist agency
stood for all the expense-it was
probably a jackpot AFFAIR.""
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
Ancient City Modernized.

Tarsus, the ancient city in Asia Mi
nor, where the apostle Paul was born,
is now Illuminated by electricity. The
power is taken from the Cydnus river
There are now IN Tarsus $50 electric
street lights and about 600 incandes-
cent lights for private use
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
Wanted = channe

Milkman-I see by the papers that
a Frenchman has invented a new way
of Transforming water into milk.
Customer-Well, hope you'll adopt
It. I'm getting awfully tired Of the
old way.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10

One Thing That VIII Live Forever,
PETTTT'S EYE SALVE, first box sold in
1907. 100 years ago, sales increase yearly
All druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, n. Y
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None In Stock.

A Well-dressed woman paused in
front of the chestnut vender's stand.
Are they wormy?" she asked.
mo, ma am" he answered blandly.
did you want them with worms"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
Scrambled Mutton.

Two cups of chopped cold mutton,
two tablespoonfuls Of hot water and
piece OF butter as large as an English
walnut When the meat Is hot. break
IN three eggs and constantly stir until
the eggs begin to stiffen Season with
pepper and salt
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
Inoportanr 10 Mothers
Bears the
Some Consolation.

Mrs. Gramercy-My husband is
anxious to get rid of me.
Mrs. Park-Don't cry, dear. In that
case he won't haggle over the ali
mony-Smart Set.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
Skied.

How does Dobber rank as a paint
er, anyhow" asked Wilbraham.
Pretty well, guess" said Loller-
by at the last exhibition they hung
his picture higher than any other in
the ce."-Harper's Weekly
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
To Hang Out the Winter Washlna.

To Hang Out the Winter Washing.
A good way to save yourself and
handkerchiefs in freezing weather is
to get a line long enough for the
amount you have in wash. pin hand
kerchiefs on line while in the laundry.
carry line on yard. and hang on hooks.
When dry take line from hooks, carry
to laundry and remove clothespins.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10
DO 1T NOW.

If you have the slightest symptom
of kidney trouble, begin using Doan's
Kidney Pills at once. Delay may lead
to dropsy, diabetes, or fatal Bright's
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Through

"You are an optimism"
'T am" replied Mr.. Dustin Stax. 81
not only hope for the best, but make
practical arrangements to get it."
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10

Thousands OF country people know that
IN time of sudden nlishap or accident
Hamlins Wizard Oil Is the best substi-
tute for the family doctor. That is why
it is so often found upon the shelf
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10

The humble man never believes he
is worthless or he would have moth
ing worth being humble about.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10

Repentance as a habit would keep
one turning in a circle.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10

Shrinking from suffering may be
fleeing from strength.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10

IF you wish beautiful, clear, white clothes
use Red Cross Ball Blue. Large OF.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10

ARE YOUR CLOTHES FADEDF
Use Red Cross Ball Blue and make them
white again. Large OF. package, cents
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10

There are limitations, don't be fooled.
Ask for Lewis Single Binder cigar for &c.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10

Fairy tales are made out of the
dreams of the poor-Lowel.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10

Mrs. wfnsloE~s Soothing Syrup.
For children JeethinR softenS gums reduces In
Daln- cures wind collie 80 bottle
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10

The coldblooded are hotheaded
when you hit their pride
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-12-10

True men and women are all physi-
clans to make us well.-C. A. BartoI
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Nav Be wooden-Headed.

Caller-I didn't know your son was
at college Is this. his freshman
year?
Mrs. Bunderby-Oh, no, indeed,
he's a sycamore.
The Washington herald., 1910-02-04
SENATE REBUKES BALLINGER
Returns His Draft of Bill on Hey
burns Motion.
Vice President sherman Forced TO
Act Under Rule Invoked Last
Year Against Roosevelt.

Vice President Sherman, acting under
a rule Of the Senate adopted in the last
Congress by way Of rebuke 20 President
Roosevelt and Secretary Garfield, yester-
day returned to Secretary Ballinger the
draft OF a bill which the Secretary had
sent to the Senate at the request Of the
President"
The communication was received IN the
regular course Of morning business. and
on Territories. Immediately Senator Hey
burn, OF Idaho, got into action.
He called for the reading OF the rule
adopted by the Senate by way OF discip-
lining Secretary Garfield. which directed
that thereafter all bills sent TO the Senate
voluntarily by heads Of departments not
in response to a request Of the Senate,
should not be received officially or re-
ferred 10 committees. but be returned 20
the officer who transmitted IT,
Senator DolIiver called attention 10 the
fact that the draft Of the bill was sent at
the Presidents request.
Senator Bacon, a member Of the Com
mittee on Rules. declared that the rule
applied to the President equally with
the departments under him"
After the rule had been read, Vice
President sherman explained that he had
simply followed the usual procedure. and
it was evident he was not aware Of the
rule. He made an order. at the demand
OF Senator Hepburn, annulling the refer
enCe to the committee. and directed the
Secretary of the Senate to return the bill
to Secretary Ballinger.
The proposed bill related to the care
Of the insane in Alaska"
The Washington herald., 1910-02-04
WILL INSPECT MILITIA.
Gen. Wood Assigns Officers TO Make
Examfuatfoua

Inspection OF the District Militia VIII be
made March Z, according TO an order
issued yesterday by Maj. Gen. Leonard
Wood, commanding the Department of
the East
Gen. Wood has designated the following
officers for the inspection: Mai Samuel
Reber, Signal Corps, medical and hospital
corps; Capt. Morris f. Locke Third Field
Artillery. First Battery Field Artillery.
The dates assigned are as follows:
BY MAJ. Fallsun-Headqusrter and Second Bat
talon Second Infantry. March : and S; First Bat
talon. Second Infantry. March and g; headquar-
ters and First Battalion. First Infantry, March
and 10; Second Battalion. First Infantry. March 10
and Il; Third Battalion. First Infantry, March Il
and Z: First and Second Infantry bands March
Is; field and staff First Separate Battalion. March
Il and -: Third Battalion. Second Infantry. March
Is and Il brigade headquarters and staff depart
ments excepting medical department, March IS
and "a.
By Mai. Reyuolds-Medcal Department and Hos
pital Cous March Il.
BY Maj. Reber-Sgna Corps Company. March
IS and g.
By Capt. Locke-First Battery. Field Artillery.
March Is and Is.
The Washington herald., 1910-02-04

that it was a matter for the committee
TO ascertain.
Senator Stone said the ignoring Of Mr.
Elkins' resolution was an expression Of
lack of confidence in him by the leaders.
Senator Bailey disagreed with this view
1T is because those in control want to
go around the tariff in this investigation,
that they do not want 10 intrust the
investigation to the Senator from West
Virginia" said Mr.. Bailey More than
once the Senator from West Virginia has
gotten Off OF the reservation over there.
He has ceased TO be an anarchist and
is rs0 81 becoming one of our most
use IA. )rklng insurgents He favored
the income tax. He wanted to vote for
il, but could not"
Later Senator EIkins reintroduced his
food inquiry resolution and had it re-
ferred to the Finance Committee, saying
he intended to test the sincerity Of that
committee.