The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-11-27

family hayin done no wurruls since
| tn middle Nv tn fourteenth cincllry
l'rli' Biillioo1ey csctitoiieon was splashed
| be a few years that tn old arrystu-
crat had putin as o stone mason but
that's something, we won't talk about.
| At TIL Drsint moment no family has
| a bettfer ratin' In Bradsthreets peer
| age thin tn Billhooley's. Til jocks
i nobility was older, but Billhoolcys
was longer an moro aisily neegoty-
able at TIL meat market.
| We'll, sir, M inthercoorse iv these
| two gr-reat noblemen was charmin',
parfectly uisy1 an simple, like a re-
Union in q Bohayminn family out at
tn yards I'll give ye an extract FIRM
| tn s'cietY news about thin: sWhin,
they set down to tn table wan night
| f'r supper, TIL duchess happened to
pass TIL remark. that TIL jock was
overthrained In tn nlstther Nv drink.
His grace was nachrally indignant an
/ slammed her in TIL eye. This aggy-
tated Misther Billhooley to such an
| pint Nv jaw, sendin' him through O
bank iv PAINS TIL jock hurled Il
small fooled clock at TIL proud old
man an tn engagement become gin'ral.
TIL Jock was floldin his own we'll
In TIL, family council, havin' ar-rmcd
himsilf with n small marble statue
called Prayer" whin an old retainer
| iv TIL family, Sam johnson be name,
who had been with TIL Billhooley's
[ firm his arliest childhood, except whin
| he was with til, pullman Comply, took
a hand in tn discussion. This vin'ra-
BILE Iepindant, angered at tn assault
on his beloved masther. charged into
til room, felled his grace with q bottle
an was stampin' on his head whin tn
polls como in. 1t is said tn throuble
has caused an esthrangenient in TIL
Ifam'ly. Tn jock has accepted po-
altion on TIL voodyville stage where
he Will do a monologue on tn family
secrets, an his father in-law an
nounces that he will be prisint on
tn openin night an carry along a
hatful " bricks
That's what ! call family life:
| There's what that there beautiful
writer, Laura Jeen. wud call note "
sweet domisticity about It. Ye needn't
Don't think ~ thryin to improve their
home lives. 1t isn't UP to We to organ
lie comfy an thry. an teach family
lights to tn nillyonaires on Mitchigan
stone homo ye might hnd'thim stootin
tn dishes at each other. We don't
often hear ~. their ralef home life be-
cause tn neighbors don't complain
|! they live is an inventhry iy TIN furn-
ture But now an thin we get a.
| glimpse like this to show that Ameri-
can home life is still uncorrupted he
| gr-reat wealth an that TIL noblest in
our land will lick their son Laws II
they thry to borrow money firm thin.
Well" said Hennessy. its q Shame
these rich American girls shud marry
these foreign noblemen."
II ITS tn ony chanst they've got
said Mr.. Dooley. "a young American
business man isn't goin to sell his
heart FIR goold an thin prob, bly, ony
envelope on saturdah night. He sizes
tn matther up in his simple way an
says he to llimsiif: / wud hate to have
to wurruk FIR inc wife tn rest, iy me
life. want this old gintleman,s
money, but TIL cny way FIR mo to get
LIT is in tn marts iv thrade. Annyhow.
I'm have betther chanst at 1T outside
tn family thin in he says. An there
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