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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-01-07
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90 oanfe ln0eriaottere, Eiene-
itefarl aritoffer Simouien bos9ano-
man0 8. Senien / 9ornllm og
Gfreooeripen6 Niels RieIien Dos
SfrROoermeiter Boulien / 9ierting,
er bIenen uooiit al 4mtsforitafloeren.
Com @rl1no nppner BET ~booerslepife
5ortnIfningsblaO, at De uoOiIte bar
onerDeret nogIe Msoer / Sierting
5oriamlinasbls.
Oct tDIfe IngiDeri MOB Den oan-
tie 9resie florerer for 8iOen / Ror0.
ilespie. Som mt efsempeI fortal-
les / n5lensbureer 9abriAten", at
ben preusiilfe Regering / SleSoig
.er bleDen foranle0iget til" at reiie
Straffefrnb moo DSeimoal", Der Ell
artifel ON 4ffeOigelien i 9allm
bar bpnOet, at flere tpiflinOeoe S9.
rere par oritfploige. SooroiOt Der
poaltaaes at foreliege en- 5ornermel-
ie moo 2ereritanoen en- Stan0
me0 mango Me0lemmer, fan bog life
fornprmes. naar Der iiges, at enfelte
Of Dem er ubeloige = eler imoo 9e-
geringen, iioes life.
Solgt til Spiferne. Sfslee Dan.
neoirfe@ er Der 5nre for, at ben lille
gD 5eorinee / 0eoitrup, Ssnoer
amt. fol bIipe iolet til ben prbiiiIfe
@eseriiig for 100000 @arf, bpiIfet
gonife oiit er Ell 6emteoel mere, emo
ben er pero. Men on Selgerne er
oaniffoote 5olf, pirfer efterretnin-
gen nllieenel imerteligt.
Yrensiiif Snlebnbifab. Sra Sfoo-
borg ifriDers iii ,0anneoirfe":
Som et ll6ilag al ben mil0e aurs
bar @anroeler SIR. Gbriitenien i
Sfooborgifon p9ret It9pnet tilglmts-
foritanoeren, bnor man Loo Dam ui-
be, at innfremt bans 8srn fom /
5oriamIinasbuiet, uilbe ban rifle
re at bline nopiit. 6or De uitge, oofs-
ne 9ern er Oct panifeligt at foritan,
bpa0 De bor forbrnot, 90 De fun bar
pasat meS til at moepe nogle SuIe-
ialmer. JON ngteoes iungne Suleoag
| ben berpgrenoe airfe.
NDc ~llopIsninger. 20 oanife ln-
oeriantter, Der bar peret ipsieliatte
Dos 9ebmano Golfacf / 3s0oing,
remlig 4ommis 5reoerif @rsn WaO-
len ira 5reoericio og 8utifsjomfru
Yeterien trad uen(O ure2 p
er i'll. 5ortpifnin9sblaOet / Saoers-
len blepen nopiit al oct preusiiife
Gtatsomraane me0 ire 9ages 5riit,
foroi Oe er afalone til geiper".
Get tDifc gloo 6rineer oenne
Neooelelic inoer Ouerifriften ouo-
pisning Of 0nnife 5reosforitprrere
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-01-07

O.g.S. 1871, Ct. 2ouis, Mo. LOO
O.9.S. f07, 8. guaman, ST. 100
D.9.S 232, 0em Saoen, Conn. LOO
Que. 1873, Grop, q. .. 100
Oania Gar. 10, Yetnluma, Gal. LOO
O.9.S 179, 9enper. Colo. LOO
O.g.S 81, Bolton, Masi 100
D.9.S. 1853, RepeIl, So. LOO
G.SgS. 8, Oibfoib @is. 100
0.S.S., Graphing Wid. so
Elite 1 oq 2 tiliammen $129.t0
G6as. S. &pberg,
5ormano,
&nuo Sartnacf,
Sefret9r,
MARTIN 81. II,
aasierer.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-01-07

oa onferer iom @run6 til SorboIos-
reglen. at De to u0biite bar oeltaget
| oSeIifabelig screenings Sammen-
fomiter / gHeooin9bus~ og bGret
Weolemmer al 5%Oreningen. 9ois De
life bar giort fig ifpIOiae / anoet
er altioa 9eifbIOningeu for at De
bar peret 6reosforitnrrere, uion0-
feroig.
Sor no9en 9iO iioen fit Sfreo-
oermeiter $. Sfop / Ssnoerborg i'll.
n9pbbel.8oIten Srore til at forla-
De 9an0et, inoen en- beitemt 6riit
par uoleberl. @runoen BAR, at ban
arbeioeoe ieloit9noigt.
Otter bpao oct is~noerborgife 6or-
tpifningsblao meooeler, bar man
paa en- Inisgning berom bebil9et
Sfoo Ell forelebig charlottesville
Belle, for at ban fan orone line 6or-
retnin9sanIiggenoer.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-01-07

peO en- TIFF Breoifen. 9e6 at jamie
l1noerifriftrv bar en- for ct 9ar Aar
iioen tililpttet 8aaroeier / Stnrnp
Sogn pitt ia iprGig bebielpelia.
6orleOen 6reoag par De airfeplo-
tie ira beg9e Sogne iamIeoe bosSo9-
nepr9iten, 8aitor 9eterien / Storup,
TOR at forbanole ON oenne Sag. an.
o%rogenoet bIep al aae airfe9I0ite.
ser par til Steoe, erfl9ret for ube-
grurtoet. Starup og @rarlip Sogne
ligger iaa n9r peo SaoersIeu. boor
Der preoifes poa 8pif Here Bange
boer Senoag, ian at De, Der fsler
Srang til at bere SUBS Orb paa
Spif, let fan faa oenne afbiulpen,
bpis Ell iaa0an iinOes.
@eo 5orbanolingen hos 9rpiten
ifal oenne pere fremfommen meo
Den 8naitano, at Der Tor bar oPret
inf Brp0ifen / bore airfer, % at
oct bar set %oprin0elige.
De airfepIoite elf imiolertio no
ira, at man peo at inofere tpif@uos-
tieneite I De rent oaniftolenOe Cog
ne niloe iaae mango no al Stats-
firfen.
Baitor geterien mente, at 5olf Der
/ pore Soene par iaa ifffeliee, at De
life oiloe finoe paa ianoont uoeet.
9reitens 8pn 90 ale bans .5or-
floringer biaIp life noget. De airfe.
eloite. iom en6nu beore emo 8r9iten
fenoer 6orboloene, boIOt fait paa De-
res Mtening. at ser ilet ingen Craig
bar til Steoe til Snofsrelie al tpife
@~nostieneiter. Zen ON Sagen az
fatte0e ErotofoI maatte oerfor az
fattes / oell Aano.
9lae er eni9e ON, at Steoet I'll
4nhragenoet er uoganet ira ErRlte
7Solf Der t Sognet peo imiolertio o9-
iaa moi. buao De bar at gere, naar
@rpiten faar trunrfet i'm Billie igen-
mem. uW1m.O
S~aocrslep. - SOroefGro. timber
me3en itor 0eItagelie ioroi9iteoes
@rosierer S5ergen Nooie ben
10. Dec. ) aapelet oeo gpens Sp.
gebus talte Baitor MabIer, og il
8ammel Sooerslen Strife bolot Den
.beniopeoes S%ogneprRit, Bait. Brabl
en- Gale / 3iIfnptning til 9ibeloroet
n Set er en- trooproie Gale og aIoeIes
Dpro at nnnnmme, at ariitus Seius
tom til 8er0en for at gsre SDnoere
ibInnot boilfe ieg er ben Itsr.
ite." Br9iten pegeoe / i'm Eale ben
oaa, buor alminoelig afbolot Hooie
5aooe pPret, og bpor ban9e ban bao.
De o9ret for at ~forforoele nOgen,
'aa ban ifuloe fomme til iom SOB
nano at tilegte iig noget, Der life
neo Hette funoe tilfomme BAN. Son
1etoneoe. at BET, iom oct fommer al
,na for os, naar 5uiolen bill taee
IS, er at finoe oct fate gunft, 1rOeu
)aa Seius ariitus.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-01-07
giorag til 6oreningen for
biaig Yorto til 9anmarf.
Cite Nr. 2.

9iitc Hr. 2.
Site 9er. / $60.25
@m. @enrifien. Chicago, ST.. 100
.. 2. 231, Semea, Sn. 80
@aabenbreorene, Chicago, 81. 100
z. z 10, @apreuiae, RS. 80
2. e.. GA, Grnfant. Mid. so
0.S.S. SO, Sertb9lmbop. RS. 100
39.S. y, Green Ban, @is. 100
GglS. 234, @oooitocf, ST. 100
O.g.S. &c, @tilpnufee, isis. 100
O9.S .22S, indianapolis, Sno. 100
0.9.S. 10, 9aplins, @po. 100
08.S.49, Gan 5rancisco, Sal. 100
OSS. 90, aenoiba, mis-. so
.. .. G., 2afe 5oreit. 81. .85
0.9.S., 6ilthinion, Minn. 80
0g.S. 80, SaflanO, Sal. 100.
Og.S. 1874, Ninsite0, Sa. 100
0.9.S. 255, Selma, Sal. 100
O9.S.ff4 9ofe Benton ,Minn. 100.
0.S.S. 6S, Cos 4ngeIes, Gnl. 100
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D9.S. 81, Burlington, Ytid. LOO
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99S. 81, Ct. goul, @inn. 100
O.S.S If, Chicago, 81. 100
0ania 9fr. 8, Sapipnro, Sal. 800
8albaIn, Chicago, 81. 800.
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9S.S. 80, amins Gitp, no. so
Q.S.S. Qefpport. 81. s. 100
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|D8.S. 100, Shenectaop, R.g. 100
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IO8.S. 1872, @orceiter, Wnsi. 100
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z II, Onflano, Sal. 100
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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-01-07
Starnp Sosn. Sniff @nSstjeneite?

Ogiaa Der til Stnrup % 8rariip
Sogne er man M UNDER 5reoSfor.
tDifnfn9ens 9ern naaet iaa piot, at
man forlanger tpif @uostieneite illo-
fsrt II @ange aorlig. Raar man
bsrer, at ct iaaoant 4noragenoe bar
faaet benoe0 20 nnoerifrifter, mao
man itorligen forunores, tbi inoen
for begge Soene er Der uiitnof 10
@ritnoejere, af bniIfe Ben enc life
foritaar oe ben anoen fnn oeIois
f%oritanr Ell oanif Breoifen.
Eli 5orflaring fan imiolertio tie
ne, at Ser paa @aaroen Olnfsf9r /
Starup Soan, bnor Der finoes life
iaa fan aatoliffer, er inmlet omtrent
80 rnoerifrifter. gsrnene ira 10
aar regnes me0, nnor Der iamles
ltnoerifrifter til ct iaooant 4nora-
Af anore l1noerifrioere er Der
finn faa, Der fan fglge meo
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-01-07
Nr. Straeferian.


ifriner; gMeo oct ferite agter @r.
9orl Stracferjnn, ser / per ct 81
aar bar leoet uS6lespigi6 @ren5-
poit" meo Statsun0eritsttelie, at
tr9ffe Jig tilbage til EN- mere title
8irfiombeo. Denne gegioenbeo, Der
itanr / 6orbinoelie meo noifiaige al
oct iuun0ne aars &ilorogeIier. orsf-
tes en- Del / tpife areoie. 9lonot
andre npnnes 2anornao 0rnan0er
iom ben, ser bar p9ret me0pirfenoe
oeo 6oranorineen. Sr. Stracferinn,
Der oentelig oil bline beoaret for
RorOllesuig, agtes ipsieliat meo llo-
arbeioelien at en- Soanoboe / Sen al
BAN opOn9eOe uSrreoentismes@ Si-
%itorie. Observation-Disclosures formino-
ifes life. Sfuloe 0isie NeooeIelier
bliue 6enegteoe, itnar poerlieere Sp-
lpsninger gerne til Sjeneite".
DSeim0al" bar bsrt, at Sr. Stra.
cferinn ifal gp%eniioneres" til I. Sa.
mtar.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-01-07

hI 49, '
Price. $50 Hymns,
Words and music com
pIets. With 81 new
Hymns extra. Three
10 cent books for
the price Of one.
forming a Co m
pendulum of Gospel
Songs than which
there is none better.
as it comprises all
that is newest best.
and really worth
having in the World
OF Sacred Songs.
Where is II poss-
ibie to secure so
much in value for
50 little e~xpensel
For the Church IL is
unsurpassed for
Youuo Peonlesa
Societies il has no
equal.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22
WANT TO FLY HIGH
Undoubtedly Most Fascinating
Form of Air Navigation.
It's an Exciting Sensation to Soar Up
the Invisible Aerial Stairway I'm
til Out of Sight of
the Earth.

London.-The most fascinating form
of aviation is undoubtedly the high
flight One watches the machine rise
from the ground and climb steadily up
an invisible stairway, winding round
and round in wide spirals. From the
size of a monster the vessel dtn1n-
ishes until it looks like an eagle, then
a wild duck, then a pigeon, a black
birds, a lark, a bee, fly, m1dge-
and so it finally disappears out OF
sight; for men have now flown to
over mile, and it needs a strong glass
and clear atmosphere for specta
tor to detect machine at such stupen
dous heights One waits in amaze
ment asking how the daring aviator
will return safely to earth from the
clouds. Suddenly the machine darts
into sight, and it is seen plunging down.
ward at an alarmingly steep angle. 1t
is the vol plane, or dive. the most SEN
sational of all aerial feats- Having
climbed to his maximum, the aviator
shuts off his engine and deliberately
steers downward by the aid of the ele-
vator. He plunges through the aerial
sea at terrific speed, but net at hun
dreds of miles an hour as some i'm
aginative writer's have put it. As the
air resistance underneath his machine
increases with the speed and the
amount of surface presented to it by
the planes, the vessel is automatically
led back to its normal gliding angle,
and the downward path becomes less
steep. In order not to get too far
away from his starting point the avia-
tor thereupon makes another spiral at
gentle angle and then starts upon
another plunge. Thus by succession
of these maneuvers he comes to po-
sition from which he can make final
glide and reach the ground smoothly
and without shock.
The worlds record in high flying
was broken by Brookins over At
lantic City, when he rose to the height
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22
NOW AMPUTATI0N BY SHOCK
Eminent French Surgeon Suggests
That Operation May Be Per-
formed Without Cutting.

Paris.-Though it is not pleasant, of
course, to have an arm or leg am
putated, no matter how painlessly this
operation may be performed, there are
cases where 1t is absolutely necessary,
and then the question of how to do it
is important A French surgeon, Prof
D'Arsonval, suggests a method which
is quite novel. and not only painless
during the operation, but without the
slightest trouble afterward. Neither
knife, saw, nor any other cutting in
strument is to be used. The limb is
simply to fall on as If by magic, with
the wound completely healed and
cicatrfzed- The amputation suggested
is by means of electric currents of
high frequency.
Prof. DArsonval explains that he
has been able to send currents of high
frequency through animals, and to
raise the temperature of their bodies
to a very high degree, without any APP
parent effect on their sensibilfty or
the contractability of their muscles
The animals seemed to feel nothing
whatever. In some cases, he says,
the calorffic effect was such that GER
tain members were literally cooked,
and, strange to say, the animal did
not betray the least feeling of pain
When the members fell away after
some days, as It were, by their own
action, the stumps were perfectly
cicatrized-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22
NEW YORK
SECT THAT
WORKSHOPS
THE DEVIL

AYEW YORK--The writer Of this
N article is a photographer with
1 studio In Fifth avenue, New
York. Mr.. Van de Weyde tells
of meeting, under pledge of secrecy,
several members of the SatanIst group
he describes, and In particular of the
description Of the purposes OF the
group as set forth by one member
under whose guidance he went to GER
tain lodge rooms and made photo
graphs, two of which are reproduced
on this page Copies of these photo
graphs were delivered to the members,
but Mr.. Van de Weyde says he was per-
n1itted to keep the negatives.
Inquiry conducted among lodge
rooms throughout the city fails to
show that any "Satanist" meetings
are SO held with the knowledge of the
janitors or proprietors. To SO occupy
any regular lodge rooms the sect must
use for the purpose of the meetings
some name that does not reveal Its
character.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22
DAME NATURE HINTS
When the Food Is Not Suited.

When Nature gives her signal that
something is wrong it is generally
with the food. The old Dame is al
ways faithful and one should act at
once.
To put of the change is to risk that
which may be irreparable An Arizona
man says:
For years could not safely eat any
breakfast. tried various kinds Of
breakfast food, but they were all soft,
starchy messes which gave me dis
tressing headaches. 1 drank strong
coffee. too, which appeared to benefit
me at the time, but added to the head
aches afterwards. Toast and coffee
were no better, for found the toast
very constipating.
"A friend persuaded me to quit the
old coffee and the starchy breakfast
foods, and use Postum and Grape-Nuts
instead I shall never regret taking
his advice. began using them three
months ago.
The change they have worked In
me is wonderful. I now have no more
of the distressing sensations In my
stomach after eating, and I never have
headaches. have gained IL pounds
In weight and feel better in every way.
"Grape-Nuts make a delicious as
well as nutritious dish, and / find
that Postum is easily digested and
never produces dyspepsia symptoms .
There's a Reason"
Get the little book, "The Road to
WellvfIle," In pkgs.
Ever read the above letterf A new
enc appe.rs from time to Time They
are genuine true and FULL OF huEzax
interest.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22

of $500 feet. 1t took him Sc minutes
to reach this point, or in other words
he had to reach 1t by travelling over
a distance of about 80 miles in a
succession of long spirals, for his fight
speed can be assumed to have been
about 35 miles an hour all through.
His descent was made in eight
minutes and was composed of sew
eral high-speed dives and short spirals.
Brookins used Wright biplane
The prettiest high flying is done
by the monoplane, and at Rheims Lat
ham, when he scared to $40 feet af-
forded splendid spectacle. Morane
reached a height of 4.107 feet at
Bournemouth and also gave a superb
display. Captain Dickson is one of
the most accomplished men at the vol
plane, and he shows mastery skill and
Judgment. Mr.. Drexe1 is also very
daring air climber, and in his descent
from a height of 2,400 feet at Bourne
mouth he made a steep glide.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22
a Good Job.

Jacob H. Schiff, at dinner on the
yacht Ramona, condemned q concern
that had gone up.
Straight business methods are the
only Ones" he said. There is moral
in the receiver story.
"a man, you know, said one day to
little boy:
well, Tommy, what are you go
ing to be when you grow up?'
." "A receiver, SIR Tommy answered
promptly. Ever since pas been re-
ceiver we've had champagne for din
ner and two automobiles.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22

York The first two verses read as
follows:
The mockery of thy lips adored,
Thy lovely languid head,
Enwreathed with peoples red.
Is my loadstone,
Because thou art cruel, therefore. be
my Lord,
Kakodaimonl
Thy glorious body, unto me made
known,
Is like a stately fame of alabaster
Where in procession, to thy praise
alone,
Mid torches glimmer and organs
pealing tone.
Pass scarlet Sin. and Shame and
black Disaster.
Kakodaimon!
asked the man who had given the
order for the photographs If he would
tell me any more. He gave me to
understand that there were other
groups of "Satanists" in New York
two or three He added that in Grip
pie Creek, Col, and in several other
western mining town there were other
groups. He admitted, too, that these
had been arrested, and the fact of
their existence was a part of the pO-
lice records out west
-And what is the reason for all
| this?" I asked.
I'VE worship the devil" said he who
hides behind the title of Vicar of
He'll" because we think there is
| beauty in such worship. We can find
none In the worship of God. The
God we have read of with his system
of notifications and sacrifices COM
alteration
We think he opposes beauty. love, lib
erty, happiness and the Joy of living
God, as the Bible teaches. favors as
ceticism and denies all joy in hfe-
Call Greed Logical.
! THE devil is pagan He allows us
| joy. He believes in delighting the
senses. He is the very embodiment of
the ideal of the Greeks.
According to the average church
member, what is beautiful, what ap-
| peals to us must be wrong We be-
lieve in the god of evil, who tells US
that which is beautiful, that which
points out what is highest in our de-
sires is right. not wrong. Is 1T not a
| logical creed?"
Devil worship had its beginning In
ancient times when the Chaldeans and
the Assyrians formed a belief in per-
| sonified evil This grew up into the
diabolism of more modern times, when
| some few hold that evil was just as
necessary as good to effect ultimate
happiness. So grew up the sect which
worshiped Satan, and his messenger.
| Astaroth.
Devil worship reached its zenith dur
ing the reign of Louis XIV. In France.
Both Nine de Maintenon and Nine de
Montespan, who held high place at the
court of that profigate monarch, have
| been described as devout Satan1sts.
Devil worship then was carried to in
describable bounds, and in her later
years even Nine. de Montespan re-
pented and entered a convent to expt-
ate her sins But her expiration did
not break up the sect 1t was CON
tinued in Paris. though in mflder form,
and there today 1t has its followers,
just as it has now in New York-New
| York World.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22

While people over here have been
sizzling in the heat, France has been
suffering from thunder storms, gales
and unseasonably cold weather In
the village of Bonneville. near St
Etienne. the local postman, who goes
his rounds in blouse and carries an
umbrella. was caught by the gale the
other day and blown nearly half a
mile. He came safely to earth again.
but he lost all his letters That ought
to cure him of the umbrella habit
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22

It is said that Edison has invented
an automatic talking machine to ac-
company the moving pictures. The
only thing remaining is for the wizard
to invent an automatic sflencing ma
chine for the campaign orator and q
few others
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22

Out IN California some of the peo-
pie have begun fasting for six weeks,
hoping that at the end of that time
they will to heaven Even IL they fail
to go to heaven they win probably
have saved enough to make earth
seem pretty heavenly.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22

Ffremen in New Hampshire prevent
ed suicide by playing the hose on a
man determined to cut his throat
There is nothing like cold water to
bring emotionalism of any kind down
to q common-sense basis.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22
s.,f-mase Himself.

Yes" said the self-made man.
proudly, 81 was born without cent
In my pocket"
We'll" you haven't any the best OF
me-" replied the homegrown cynic-
al didn't even have a pocket when I
was born-"-Answers-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22

A New York woman declares that
an income is like a reputation-it
must be lived up to. That is true, but
it makes some difference as to how
one lives up to 1t.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22

King George wants all the British
army officers to wear mustaches,
which Is one way of getting soldiers
with stiff upper lips
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22

That celebrated expert, the katydid
was not SO far off in its long-distance
weather prediction.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22

A lawyer in Chicago has figured
that the Fourth of July really comes
on August 1. If he wants to do some
thing really worth while, let him fig
ure that moving day comes on Febru-
airy 80.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22

The average married man kicks be-
cause his wife worries because he
doesn't get home right on time. but
suppose she didn't care whether he
ever came or not?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22

A man who has become involved in
trouble because he married three
women in three months sets up the
claim that he Is insane. Some mar
ried men are mean enough to believe
him.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22

A Washington girl srrangled a mad
dog with her bare hands. Wha.
couldn't she have done with the
gloves on
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22

The summer is about over We no
tfce that the society column says has
returned" oftener than has sailed"
nowadays.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22

An Ohio Judge has ruled that pref
eel is not a dangerous weapon. Now
for judicial opinion concerning wien
erwurst.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22

People have such a habit of crowd
ing around a broken-down automobile
as If they were glad of it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22

Those Zeppelin airships have to be
handled more delicately than pei
rhinoceros.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22

There is to be an eclipse Of the
moon in November. And undoubtedly
others, not of the moon.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22

A London newspaper announces that
Swifts idea of wit was all wrong.
Next thing London will probably in
form lis that Shakespeare didn't know
anything about writing plays
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22

Wireless telegraphy begins to rival
chloroform in the alienation of dis.
tress.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-10-22

Air sickness is an aff1iction that has
come with the flying machine. Stand
from under"