The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-07-21

you.
Tho Tariff Gets a Touch.
And what follows is not half bad:
| "we stop the presses of the High.
| ball to announce that Old Pap Pink.
| ham is said to be In correspondence
| with a number of the most influential
| Republican leaders in the country In
regard to the present tariff Old Pap
Is not satisfied with 1t, and no one
need be surprised IL It is thoroughly
| cverhauled."
See the point, william? II means
| that, while you are not satisfied Wit
the tariff yourself, Aldrich, Payne and
| Cannon have got you by the neck and
you dasn't say so. You therefore de-
business through the firm of Old Pap
Pinkham & Co.. Same thing in the
| end
And please read the following:
1T was reported on the streets yes
] terday that Old Pap Pinkham had
4 10000 to wager against $1,000 that
william II. Taft will be renominated
for the presidency on the first ballot.
It seems rather early for wagers Of
this kind, but Old Pap is always three
gears ahead OF time. and he always
knows what he is talking about"
See, wiiinmT A straight, cold bluff.
| but that's one of the benefits of own.
ing your own newspaper organ. You
can bluff whenever you please, and II
you do enough of It you can keep the
other fellers trembling In their boots.
That bluff will be read all over the
country, and 1t will do you more good
than twenty-five pledged delegates.
And dropped In the following just
| for fceler:
Some one In Jericho started rumor
the other night that President Taft
had met with an auto accident while
out taking the air and that the doctors
regarded IL doubtful If he. lived ten
hours. The widest panic that this
Town has ever seen set In. and 1t was
only after Old Pap pinkham had tele-
| graphed TO Washington and exposed
the canard that any one went to bed.
| When 1t was found that Mr. Taft was
all right the town fairly screamed with
| JOY"
| See the point, william? The more
we can keep the country concerned
about your health the more the coun.
try will love you. We never really
love anything until we are about to
| lose It. The fact that Jericho was
| thrown into a panic will make other
| towns jealous, and they will be thrown
| into a panic too. A dollar shirt couldn't
have got the same advertising for
$3.50.
Mrs. Pinkham Writes One.
And here follows one written by Mrs.
Pinkham. ] don't want all my articles
to appear to have been written by the
same hand and SO l shall bring her In
now and then:
"The Highball Is pleased to an
nounce that in an interview held with
Mrs. Pap Pinkham day or two ago
the first one she has granted to any
| newspaper-she stated that she had
| carefully diagnosed President Taft's
symptoms and that all signs pointed
| TO second term. We have copyright.
ed the above, and any newspaper using
1t without stating as n side issue In
| full faced type that Mrs. Pinkham
never makes mistake will be prose
| cuted under the law. II there has been
any doubt that Mr. Taft was the man
| for the place this diagnosis settles It,"
| Any fault to find with that, william?
| Our aim must be to have you indorsed
politically. medically and socially. We
must leave no lOopholes. Mr.. Bryan
may attempt to secure his next nomi-
nation on the ground that he is i'm
mune against whooping cough and
measles We must be prepared to go
him one better.
And here is n second one by the same
celebrated lady:
"The Hghbal understands that Pres.
ident Taft has assured Mrs. Pink.
ham in the most solemn manner that
as soon as other matters are out OF
the way he will take up the woman
suffrage movement and give IL his most
earnest thought This, means. we arc