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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-02-13

Rivers is produced here. Delight ,ny
told with flavor of metropolis which
is quickly recognized, the play has
made an instant hit in every city
where the excellent company has pre-
se.tod il. society turning out in for 3
and setting It's seal Of approval upon
the wholesome fun provided. Lena
Robson opera house matinee and
night. Feb. 22nd
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-02-13

An attack OF the grip Is often
followed by a persistent cough which
in many cases proves a great an
noyance. Chamberlain's Cough Rem.
edy has been extensively used and
with good success for the relief
and cure of this cough. Many cases
have been cured after all other rem.
edies had failed. Sold by all deal
ers.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-02-13

'n'' j" the o'E'hhihN O''d created
the heavens and the earth, and rest
cd Then hc created man. and rested.
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each man b,r. if ynu hay, NOT had
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o,,,. ynu,. b,,rt b,r, wb.r, tbe
.,o.. hetN,,n In. rbs f. widest
and Won will find a vacuum nature
alb-r, yocuunI-an aching void
which uothing can fin or satisfy
rxrrpt the very creature which vas
taken from il. Clearly then. she was
intended Ia br. mon's side .nortner
un ~, bachelors neglected and
d,i,ct,a must sock consolation hy
banding ourselves together in some
,,uh and ottompt 70 forget our sad
condition. Meanwhile. what is the
bachelor EiI DOING A. ,im, nro.
press,s m, has elevated h.rself
,akipc bsr station an an oorol
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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-02-13

Atlanta. Ga. Feb. l2.-lark How.
ell, editor 4 the Constitution. who
was operated upon yesterday Tor ap-
pondiCitis. was much better today,
and the surgeons have no hesitancy
iu predicting his early and com.
pl te recovery
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-02-13

AZ Of ,hi, Is Just another case uu
the meddlDs some little matchmaker. tho
biggest conun .rum of the twoutlc,u
century But il We cannot guess her.
We will never give her up
So here's to Cupid's greatest friend.
and strongest ally-thc matchmaker
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-02-13
SOCIETY

Leaf ana b'Ut''HH'N.
Here, Tao Cupid ho u.mu-s .'m
unnd,r of the baulrship o, Love
Cupid aud nay ,omprpr played a'
cards for kisses cupid pho. lie
stakes hi. quNcr bow aud arrows
bi. mothers dove, and team OF spa'.
rows loos, them too.
These down hr throws th" coral OF
his lips.
The rose growing ON chcch 'out
none know how
with these the cry tai oi his brow.
And then the dimp.e on his chin.
All these did my compaspc win.
At last he set her both MS eyes.
She won AID cupid blind did arise
OIoye, has she done this to me-
What shall. Alas become OF me
Theu this reckless blind fellow finds
the youth.
into his eyes score of arrows
shoot
Ehls lONrluiu lad u nlH"'
\nd secs only with the mind
Love gladd ms his heart hc lives h
The midst Of smiles and sunshine
And wears a forty-fvc ca ibrc smile
for that one girl.
she is the lovclicst flower that
blooms under heaven.
Ic looks with love and wonder upon
this delicate bloom Of beauty
What is It? When lies It" the Sc
crct which makes one little hand the
dearest OF all?
What poor grasp'ng creature is
hp! with trembling knees and
twltching hands he cries milne At
last"
Yours why little man II you made
love to me for years you wouldn't own
mc-rm "a literary woman and belong
to three bridge clubs.
There's my church and I'm a per
feet slave to my milliuer and Grss
maker
And my friends all have Am interest
in me.
lie staggcrs to his lcot % is his first
Journey of Love
o. what dangerous Journey 70 is,
How the strongest may stumble and
the bra,est fail
Commander Cupid bid, him To- ac
cept an interest in the beautiful flow
cr-to serve her Euo,'ius 'oter you
viii own her
Happy it is to Ioy, Whom one Is
young and hopeful ard scos the lady
of his heart seated hy 30. ir.Ilr
We see bungalow
Life Is NO longer dream
Eeefstcak and onions are reality
This devoted husband is now ready
to settle down Ms sort of domestic
character.
Not g'oomy. nor IN tempered
Just the easy chair
But his lovely flower has to be- shy
about asking him to give mp to cas-,
or his hearts desire. he reads ard
smokes his pipe of peace while she
sadly sings
What peaceful -Four, once enjoyed
How sweet their memory stnl,
rhe husbands of the tau,cs ~ .u,
Leaf are not like this man;
Cupid is always near them;
Their eyes are blind with love as
of old;
To them, that one girl still has "a,
bright eyes and what folly will not q
pair OF bright eyes make pardunablc@
What dulncss may not red lips aul
sweet accents render pleasant?
Here's to you. Commander Cupid,
May you live one thousand years
TO sortcr keep things lively.
In this vale OF tears.
And hcrc's that the Ladies' OF the
Leaf may live
One thousand years. too
Did say thousand years
No. a thousand less a day.
For the Ladies of The Leaf should
nate TO live on earth,
And learn tho, Cupid had passed
away
The Matehmsker"-Mrs Harold Wal.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-02-13
"lena RiNers.r

An innovation In comedy drama will
reach local theatre goers when Lena
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-02-13

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Just ihr nsn'I 'A''l'' "l inc ''o''ol'
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champion ana '''n' 81 a'm''''. "h'
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ana h' iN"uRh|
N'd De- made mp h'' m'"d 'h'' nr
"o"lGh '' caught
N.' yet '' wanted To- "o wa" h'
ought
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saba. fhluuIt
,Ud Doc made up hcr mind. that both
ot hm ought
To hc married. with never duubtiug
Thought
'A'h'lo' sat 10y tine liI', ANA ne
thought
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we "'' "'''' CIV u'' "P'
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me e'ehe'or e'rF-Hesponse by
Homer Adams
Madam rolsrmi,,rcss Iadi,, or the
Lcaf. I.adic, and Gcrtlcmcn
4, i- r.att,r of considerable ~.
gr.r T., ,o, tb,, , .r,i.,, with .rch
sr.,, ID s.npib,. -. mis- on, Inns
b.,p ,.,icn,J T., ,,c. oi,h sr.h main.
ru, rm,,,f,n. an, N,1,m roos,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-02-13

Got something for sale? Want ads
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13
MAKE THE ENTIRE
WORLD CHRISTIAN
RaIIyIng Cry Of Great Laymen's
Mission Congress.
BIG MEN MEET IN CHICAGO
elimination Of Most Remarkable Re-.
iIsIous Campaign In Which All
Protestant Churches Of Amer
lea Are United.

Chicago.-Leaving their business af.
fairs to consider the evangeli1ation OF
the world in this generation. $500
men gathered at Chicago May 8. to at
tend the Laymen's National Mission
ary congress. They represented ev-
cry Protestant church in America.
Among them were men Of national
and International prominence. For
mer vice-President Fairbanks attend
ed as a representative Of the Metho-
dist Episcopal church. Several gov.
ernors were present United States
Senators Dolliver Of Iowa and Bev-
eridge Of Indiana and former Senator
Teller of Colorado were present at the
first session. A number of former
governors of states were registered.
Among them were former Governor
Hadley Of Missouri. former Governor
Yates Of Illinois. and former Governor
Hanley Of Indiana. Soldiers. sailors.
business men. professional men and
congress closed on Friday.
Close Of Remarkable Campaign.
This convention marked the close
Of a remarkable religious campaign.
During the winter and spring. mis-
sionary conventions were held under
the auspices Of the Laymen's Mis-
sionary Movement in 75 of the lead.
ing cities Of the country. The cam
paien began at Buffalo on October 16.
The gathering at Chicago was the eli.
max Of the series Of conventions.
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Funeral Plans.

London.-The tomb OF Edward VII.
will be beneath the Albert Memorial
chapel at Windsor where the body OF
his eldest son. the Duke OF Clarence.
has sepulchre.
The obseQuies probably will be held
on May 20. Before the funeral. 1t has
practically been decided. the body OF
the king will lie In state in Westmin.
ster hall under the House OF Parlia-
ment, which was last the scene OF
similar ceremony when for two days
and nights a constant stream OF citi.
zens filed past the coffin OF Glad.
stone.
Before being taken to Westminster.
the body will lie in state in the throne
room at Buckingham palace. King
Edwards casket will be fashioned out
OF oak grown In the royal forest ut
Windsor. 1t will FIRST be lowered to
the vault beneath the chapel floor OF
st. James chapel. Windsor castle. Al
terward. when the permanent tomb
has been prepared. It will be removed
to Albert chapel.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13

A national missionary policy was.
adopted. This policy will be sent to
the Worlds Missionary conference at
Edinburgh. Scotland. on June II.
where II IL expected to exert a pro-
found conference. The delegates
were apportioned amongst the vari.
Gus Protestant churches Of America
In accordance with their membership
and gifts to missions. The Methodist
Episcopal church led with GOO dele
gates. The Presbyterian church was
second with $50 men. The The North.
ern Baptist church had a quota Of $40
men. while the Southern Baptist con.
vention sent 200 men. The Southern
Methodist church was represented BY
BY 255 men. The Protestant Episco-
pal church appointed 2l0 delegates.
Most Of the other churches had pro-
portionate representation.
The various sessions were held in
the auditorium. The congress opened
with the singing Of "Crown Him Lord
Of ALL" Right Reverend Charles p.
Anderson. Episcopal bishop Of Chi.
cago. made the opening address. He
spoke on the "Will OF Christ for tho
World" dwelling upon the need Of
church unity. Bishop W. L. Nc.
Dowell. Of the Methodist Episcopal
church. made the second address. The
first evening was devoted to talks BY
J. Campbell White. general secretary
Of the Laymen's Missionary Move.
ment. and J A. Macdonald. editor Of
The Toronto Globe
Notable List Of Speakers.
Among the speakers on the program
were Prince T II. Yum OF Korea: ],
A. Macdonald. editor Of the Toronto
Globe: Robert r Speer. secretary Of
the Presbyterian Board Of Foreign
Missions: william J. Schiefelin. pres.
ident Of the Citizens union Of New
York: Alfred e. Marling Of New
York: Mornay Williams. chairman Of
the New York state board Of char.
tiles: Clement Chase Of Omaha; How.
ard A. Kelly Of Baltimore: Samuel q.
Capen Of Boston: John r. Pepper Of
Memphis. Tenn: H. NJ. Beardslev.
formerly mayor Of Kansas CITY:
George Sherwood Eddy Of india, Rob.
ert H. Gardiner Of Boston; Col. Elijah
W. Halford. private secretary to the
late President Harriaon during his ad.
ministration; Thomas Tippey and
William II. Lewis Of Seattle, r. A.
Long Of Kansas City, John B. Sleman
Of Washington. founder Of the move.
ment: William E. Sweet Of Denver.
Charles A. Rowland Of Athens. Ga.:
l.lfred E. Marling OF New York. Judpe
selden p. Spencer OF st. Louis. N. ".
Rowell Of Montreal. John r. Pepper Of
Memphis. and missionaries from ali
over the world.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13
KING EDWARD
is NO MORE
NEp At BUCKINGHAM PALACE
At 1855 FRIDAY
NIGHT.
GEORGE FIFTH RE|CNs
CRISIS IN POLITICAL, SOCIAL AND
FINANCIAL UNREST OF
KINGDOM.

London, May liking Edward WI
ss England 10 dead.
After two days Of courageous fight.
Ing BY the stricken monarch, aided by
the greatest medical skill the world
could provide. the Grim Destroyer en-.
tered the sick chamber at 11:55 FRI
day night In Buckingham palace and
bore away the Kings life as toll.
Death came after an anxious day
and night In which the court physi.
clans were In constant attendance on
the stricken ruler. The world had
scarcely recovered from the shock
Of the announcement Of King Ed.
wards illness. when the news was
flashed from the palace that Edward
was dead. About his bedside when
Edward breathed his last were
Queen Alexandra. the Prince Of
Wales, who will succeed to the throne,
and other members Of the royal fam.
lily.
A complication Of bronchitis, pneu.
monIa and heart trouble 10 given a.
the cause Of death. For many ysars
King Edward suffered from bronchial
trouble and during the past month the
physicians have been apprehenslve Of
his heart. which had become weak.
sned by excessive smoking. Two days
ago symptoms Of pneumonia were no.
tiesd BY the court physicians, and the
kings heart action steadily became
weaker until the end came.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13
eI.hop Eat. HI. Own Boots,

Few bishops have to lead such a
strenuous life as Bishop Stringer. In
company with a missionary companion
he made tour recently to Herschel
island. In the Arctic ocean, and back
to Dawson City. where the bishop re-
sides.
Their small supply of food becoming
exhausted, they were obliged to eat
their muckalucks and moccasins.
These, made of raw sealskins. were
soaked until they became glutinous.
the fire. The bishop says the food
and were then toasted in strips over
lucks.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13
KINGS AGE WAS sixTY.EIoHT.
Born In 1841, Crowned In 19o1-Not
Robust for Years.

King Edward was born in London.
.. lS4l. and succeeded his
mother. Queen Victoria. on the British
throne Jaunary %, 1901.
At the time of his coronation, Ed.
ward VII. was the oldest monarch.
with one exception. who had ascended
the British throne since Egbert.
At that time his condition was such
that the coronation ceremonies were
postponed for several weeks and no
had never since been robust.
On March 10. 1868, Edward was
married to Princess Alexandra, eldest
daughter OF the King OF Denmark
They had five children.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13
Alexandra viii Likely withdraw

London-Alexandra. the widow Of
Edward VII. Is now queen dowager
Of England. the hrst dowager which
Great Britain has had since the time
Of Queen Charlotte. widow of William
". Her position in the kingdom can
be. II such is her desire. one Of the
greatest social and political impor.
tance and the influence which she will
be able to WELD over certain destines
Of the country will be no small one.
The fact. however. that she is s6
years old and that her life since the
death OF her son. Prince Albert VIC.
tor. In 1891. has been one In which
sorrow and suffering have taken q
large part. may lead the queen dow.
ager to withdraw into a retirement
which may be more than welcome to
her.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13

John l.. Perry, Co.
lumbus. Texas, says:
II was taken sick
about a year ago. Ny
limbs and feet be.
gan to swell and my
doctor said l had
Bright's disease. I
then consulted an
other doctor who told
me I had dropsy and
could not live. Doan's
KfHnav pt11o ~n-
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13
The Car You'll Want

You will sec why the Ovcrlands ou,sell
all other cars when you make your com.
PARSONS. Wherever you are you can do this.
for there are Overland dealers everywhere.
catalog-to ace all the styles and know ali
the facts. When We send Il we will tell
you our nearest dealer. Please send US
this coupon now.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13
George v. 10 King.

London.-George Edward. Prince OF
Wales. eldest son OF King Edward and
Queen Alexandra. took the oath rs
successor to the deceased king before
the privy council at o'clock Satur.
day afternoon. He assumed the It'll"
OF George v.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13
Remedies Too Costly.

Get out the old-fashioned household
remedy book and scratch out two
remedies. one advising raw beefsteak
spread on bruise and the other ad-
vising bacon for a felon. We can't
waste beefsteak and bacon on bruises
and felons these days.-Atchison
Globe.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13
The Overland
The Simplest Car

We now sell q. 25.horsepower Overland
for $1,000 in roadster style, or for 81, 100
with tonncau. The car has . lo2.inch
whcc. base. and is easily capable Of 50
miles an hour.
81 ,250. Other Overland models cost q 400.
400 and u l,so0. All prices include sas
lamps and magnetic.
You will find no car that compares with
an Overland at anywhere near lis price.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13

lieved me promptly. and l owe my life
to them"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. 80 cents q
box. -Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13

1t takes people who have no opin-
ions of their own to make good jurors
therefore women are not eligible.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13
IT WEARS YOU OUT.
Kidney Troubles Lower the Vitality
Of the Whole Body.

Don't wait for serious illness; be.
gin using Doan's Kidney Pills when
you first feel backache or notice
urinary disorders.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13
How He Expressed Il.

Every small boy-the right kind.
anyhow-thinks his own mother the
symbol Of all perfection. Few. how
ever, have the ability to express their
admiration as prettily as the little
hero Of the following anecdote:
Richards mother was putting him to
bed. and as she kissed him good night.
she said: DO you know you are the
whole world to mammal"
Am II" he answered, quickly. We'll
then, you're heaven and the north pole
to me!"-Youth's Companion.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13

Circumstances Alter Cases.
THE trouble Is that too many peo.
pie give expensive presents. That's
where the mischief comes in"
Rot! My wife's father gave her .
house and lot
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13

SORE EYES, weak, inflamei. red. watery
and swollen eyes. use PErTIT'S EYE
SALVE. 25c. AL druggists or Howard
Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13

Personal knowledge.
Teacher-Give me an example Of Q
transparent object.
Boy-A keyhole.-Rire.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13

PERRY DAVIS PAINKILLER
Summer complaint. bowel trouble, cramps hnvo No
torrors in tho household where this depcnda ble
medicine 10 kept on hnnd. 25c, $50 and Soc bottles
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13

A girl isn't necessarily a jewel be
cause she Is set in her ways.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup.
FOR children teothnX npftsns tho gumk, Yeduces In.
.nllAyy palm. cures wind collie. &c bottle
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13
Col. RooseveIt's Plans.

OckhOlm-Ex.Presiden Roosevelt,
who arrived here Saturday was great.
1y shocked when he learned Of King
Edwards death. What effect this will
have on his London plans he cannot
for the present say, but 1t Is his in.
tention to go to Berlin and complete
his itinerary as announced.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13
|oodS
SarsapariIIa

Has made itself welcome in
the homes of the people the
world over, by its wonderful
cures of all blood diseases and
rundown conditions.
Get It today in usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13
Jefferson, Iowa.
Mrs. ". 81. BURGER, 100 Cherry 81
Jefferson, Iowa.
Another Woman Cured.

Mrs. W. 81. BURGER, 100 Cherry st.,
Jefferson, Iowa.
Another Woman Cured.
Glenwood, Iowa. -" About three
years ago had falling and other fe.
male troubles, and I was nothing but
skin and bones. I was 10 sick could
not do my own work. Within six
months I was made sound and we'll by
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. l will always tell my friends
that your remedies cured me, and you
can publish my letter." Mrs. G. W.
DUNN, Glenwood, Iowa.
II you belong to that countless army
Of women who suffer from some form
Of female ills, just try Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound.
For thirty years this famous remedy
has been the standard for all forms Of
female ills, and has cured Thousands Of
women who have been troubled with
such ailments rs displacements, fbroid
tumors, liberation, Inflammation, IL
Iegularities, backache. etc.
Ifyou want special advice write
1ofit toMrs.P .Pinkham.L Lynn, Mass,
It L. FREQ and always helpful
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13

Nothing is there more friendly to a
man than a friend in need.-Plautus
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13

The wonderful sale Of the Overland
greater than any other car ever known
Il largely due to simplicity. The man who
runs his own car wants . troublc.proof car.
We are turning out 40 such cars every
day, but we never yet have been able TO
make as many a. people wanted,
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13

Never say die till you are dead-and
then it's no use.-Spurgeon.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13
Is Your Health
Worth 1Oc?

treatment-of CASCARETS. They
do more for you than any medicine
on Earth. Sickness generally shows
It's 90 easy to try-why not start to-
night and have help In the morning.
cAscARErs roc . bog for . weeks q
Treatment. all druggists: Biggest seller
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13

President Taft Sends Condolences.
Washington, May 7.-President Taft
last night cabled a message OF con.
dolence to Queen AlexandNs and the
British Empire.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13

How one woman doesn't enjoy hear
ing another praised.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13
Proposed Partnsrship

Proposed Partnership.
Father-You want to marry my
daughter? Why. sir. you can't sup
port her. can hardly do II my.
self.
Suitor (blandly)-C.can't We chip in
together.-Pick-Me-U
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13

Ds. Pierce's Pellets slnall. susarcoated. easy 70
tAke candy, regulate and lnvigOrate stomach,
lvef and bowels And cure eonsipstlon.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13
Easy to Operate

The Ovcrlands operate by pedal control.
One goes backward or forward, fast or
slow. by simply pushing pedals. II IL ss
simple as walking, and the hands are left
free to steer.
The Overland has fewer parts than any
other automobile. One part il made to
take the place of many. II II free from
complexities. The operations arc all au.
tomato.
A novice could run an Overland from
coast to coast tho first time he tried. One
Of these cars has run 1000 miles without
stopping the engine.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13

Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA. safe and sure remedy for
infants and children. and see that II
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13

Jimpson-Is Watson a pleasant talk.
ing man?
Simpson-Yes-if you don't get him
started on religion. golf. automobiles
or politics.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13

Had Rheumatism-Couidn Sleep.
A lady from Oklahoma City writes:
II was sick In bed with Rheumatism.
ankles swollen. couldn't sleep. Elec-
tropodes cured me. They are great"
At Drug Stores-$1.0O. No cure, no
pay. Write for free trial offer. West
ern Electropode Co., Dept. A., Los An
Reles, Cal.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13
Very Low Prices

n,adc-by modern automatic machinery.
And we devote q whole factory to one
model alone.
Because Of these facts, and our enormous
output, we give more for the money than
anyone else. We have cut the cost 20
per cent in the past year alone.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13
Impressed

Impressed.
Il think shall let that woman rent
my house,
"Why?"
She's the first one who's called to
see me about It who didn't brag about
what a good tenant she is."
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13
How CarcIcs.,

Smith-Why did your pretty cook
leave you?
Jones-Got mad.
Smith-At what?
Jones-She caught me kissing my
wife.-Cleveland Leader.
The Ordway new era., 1910-05-13

Drain on country's Resources.
In 1908. the foreign.born popula
tion Of 1876 per cent. furnished 15.G
per cent. Of the criminals. 20.S per
cent. OF the paupers. and 29.5 per
cent. Of the insane. Between 1904 and
1905, the aliens in these institutions
increased "a per cent.
Different.
Visitor-I saw your husband In the
crowd down town today. In fact. he
was SO close that could have touched
him.
Hostess-That's strange. At home
he Is SO close that nobody can touch
him!-Puck.