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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-09

cheaper fer you to board at a livery.
stablel"
-N4A--
Thomas Nelson Page, in the smok-
ing room or the Baltic. contrasted the
literary and the scientific tempera-
ments.
But letter viii best bring out
my point" said the famous author
you've heard, of course, OF Tenny-
sons poem The Vision or Sin Well,
an eminent mathematician wrote to
Tennyson, on the appearance of his
poem, a letter that ran like this:
Dear Sir-I find IN a recent poem
of yours, entitled THE Vision of Sin"
the following unwarrauted statement:
Every moment dies a man, and every
moment one is born" ! need hardly
point out that this calculation, II cor
rect, would tend to keep the sum to-
tai of the worlds population in a
state of perpetual equipoise, whereas,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-09
GUARDIANS SALE.

Pursuant to an Order of Sale MADE
by the Honorable w. j. Robinson.
Third Judge of the Circuit Court of
the First Judicial Circuit, Territory
of Hawaii, in probate, on June "a.
1910, in the Matter of the Estate Of
Carrie Ringer, Ida Ringer and Re
becca Ringer, Minors, ! will on Satur-
day, the 18th day of July, -. d. 1910
at IL o'clock noon of said day sell at
Public Auction, at the front (mauka)
door of the Judiciary Building, in the
City and County of Honolulu, the fol
lowing described real estate of said
Minors situate and being in the City
and County of Honolulu, Territory of
Hawaii, to-wit:
Commencing at the N. E. corner of
this piece or parcel of land, at a
fence post, adjoining Mrs. Wards and
a pig pen, and running thence by mag.
bearings; N. 7So OO' w. 60 feet into
a water pond to the side of a small
mound in said pond, thence, S. a. 30
E. 100 feet cutting said pond to the
Waikiki side of an old dwelling house
thence, S. 24o 00' w. 81 feet in. to
roadway, s. so 3O' E. SO feet 10 inch
es along fence off set 8 feet e
10 the right. N. Az OO' E. 81 feet
along fence and Mrs. Ward thence, N
10 OO' w. SO feet 8 inches along fence
and Mrs. Ward to a coral rock thence
N. 13o OO' w. "a feet 2 inches along
fence to initial point. Area, 1900
Square feet more or less.
Terms of sale to be ten (1O%o) per
cent. of purchase price cash on the
fall of the hammer and the balance in
cash upon confirmation of sale. Deed
at expense of Purchaser.
Information as to the above property
may. be obtained from the undersign'
ed of his attorneys, Thompson, Gle
mons & Wilder. Campbell Block, Ho
nolulu.
JAMES KANOHO,
Guardian of said Minors.
Metropolitan Meat Market
Dated Honolulu, June rs, 1910.
Sts-June rs, july 2, 9.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-09
FIFTEEN

it is an established fact that the said
population is constantly on the in
crease. | would therefore suggest
that in the next edition of this poem
the erroneous calculation TO which I
refer should be corrected as follows:
Every moment dies a man, and one
and a sixteenth is born" / may add
that the exact figures are 1.1G7. but
something must of course. be conred
ed to the laws Of rhythm.
Mark Twain was firm believer ia
the higher education of woman. but
Hartford still remembers a speech he
made one June to a platform Of Hart
ford girl graduates.
This speech, a humorous attack on
the college girl ended:
GO forth. Fall in love. Marry,
Set up housekeeping. And then, when
your husband wants his shirt ironed,
send out for gridiron to do it with. -
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-09

Around The parson h.elt a clps %
of saved ones" each of whom now
and then emitted hysterical cries un
der the influence Of the spell.
Oar am room TO lot mo- heah!"
announced the exhorter, reckoning to-
ward the backward members in the
pews. MO come up and jine de fav-
ored chillun dat 'spect to cross de
riveh Jordan to heaben. Come up
now!"
In response a man climbed out of
pew and shuffled up the aisle. AS he
came along one of the favored group
in front cast the whites of her eyes
back in the approaching sinners di-
reCtiOn.
Am dat Sam Johnsing COMM Pah-
SOM" she asked, throwing off the spell
for the moment.
1T am, Sistah Johnsing. Yo' hus-
band am comm to cross de riveh Jor-
dan wild us!"
go de Lawd sakes! Dat niggah'll
rock de boat shuah!"
-%%%-
A Western editor had one invariable
inflexible policy; he would not make a
direct contradiction of anything that
appeared in his paper because, as he
put it, admission of error cost him the
confidence of his readers. One az
an irate citizen slammed his way
into the office.
Sir" he exclaimed, with several
degrees of emphasis, "in this copy Of
your newspaper you have said that J
was hanged"
"Well?"
We'll, I haven't been hanged. Not
only that, but I've never been COLI
demned or even accused of crime.
demand an immediate and full retrac-
toni"
The editor hesitated; then he snlil.
ed, as one who had solved a delicate
problem. 'T'm sorry" he said. i
am really sorry we said you were
hanged. And l can't directly contra
| dict it, because that would make our
| readers lose confidence in us; but I'll
tell you what I'll do; I'll say in today's
paper that you were cut down Def, >
life was extinct"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-09

wherell ye iver see anything purifier
thin thot?"
Pat stood in awe for a moment, then,
turning to Dennis, said slowly, "Yis,
Dinnis, It's foine; but was just think
in what a turrible thing twould be if
1t should miss the hole
~
Some years ago, when Speaker Can.
non was plain member. he took one
of his constituents TO dine with him
at rather a good hotel in Washington
ton. It was in the fall, and Cannon
ate very heartily of that American edi-
bic, Indian corn; in fact, almost his
entire dinner consisted of corn.
Finally the Westerner turned to him
and said, Say Mr.. Cannon, what does
it cost you to board here?"
About FIVE dollars a day." Mr.. Can.
non replied.
"Tll be burned drawled the consu.
tuent, "ef I don't think it would be
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-09

-$%&-
The old gentleman, having prosper
ed in business decided to take his son
into partnership with him. The young
man appreciated the move, but in his
newly added dignity became just a
little inclined to take things into his
own hands. So his father resolved to
demonstrate.
Look here, young man. he said,
Tets have a little less T and a little
more We in this business. Remem-
Der you are the junior partner"
A week later the son appeared in
his fathers Office, looking a bit an
xious. 81 say, dad" he said, we've
been and done it now"
Done what?" snapped the parent
"Well--er-we've been and married
the typewriter"
A colored woman of Virginia was on
trial before a magistrate charged with
| inhuman treatment of her offspring
Evidence was clear that the woman
had severely beaten the youngster
aged some ten years, who was il
court to exhibit his battered condition
Before imposing sentence, his honor
asked the woman whether she had
anything to say.
kin I ask yo' honah a question:
inquired the prisoner.
The judge gave permission.
well, then, yo' honah, I'd like t,
ask yo' whether yo' was ever the
parent of a puffectly wuthless culleC
chile?"
In the absence of the pastor of thu
church young preacher was callet
upon to officiate at a funeral HI
knew it was customary for the min
lister to announce at the close of tn,
service that those who wished SHOULD
step forward to view the remains, bu
he thought this too hackneyed and s
substituted, "The congregation will
now please pass around the bier"
~
you have a pretty tough-looking 10
of customers to dispose of this morn
ing, haven't your" remarked tn,
friend of a magistrate, who had drop
ped in at the police court.
HUH" rejoined the dispenser O
justice, you are looking at the wrong
bunch. Those are the lawyers"
-&%+-
An old Quaker woman was a wit
ness in a case being tried before
Judge Garrison in New Jersey She
wore a poke bonnet which muffled her
ears and prevented her hearing the
lawyers questions. Finally the law
yer appealed to Judge Garrison, anC
he ordered the old lady to remove the
bonnet. I-t-l-
an do no such thing" said tn,
woman.
Madam, l am accustomed to having
my will respected" said the Judge.
'Well, l don't care If thee is tn,
Judge, that bonnet stays right wher'
it is"
Perhaps" said Judge Garriso
ironically, you would like to take m
place as Judge, too, eh?"
mot a bit of it," shot back the oil
lady. There are enough old wome
on the bench in New Jersey as it is. y
-%&A-
Ben Pitman was an exceedingly ia
person-so attenuated, in fact, thu
but for his hat he would not have ca
a shadow. One night a number
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-09

Ben Pitman was an exceedingly tall
person-so attenuated, in fact, that
but for his hat he would not have cast
a shadow. One night a number o
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-09
Anecdotes Concerning
WeII-knOWn People

conviyial friends joined him in royal
spree. One of the party unsteadily
produced a revolver 1t was accident
ally discharged, the bullet striking Pit
man in the leg.
Conscience stricken the owner of
the weapon fastened to the house of
the nearest doctor. 1--WE just shot
Ben Pitman in the leg!" he cried.
Shot Ben Pitman in the leg?" que
ried the doctor.
Yes"
The doctor gazed upon him admir-
ingly. Well" he said, that was a
darned good shot"
Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-25
Eiixahethan SianQ.

According 10 the latest edition or webster's Dictionary. one meaning of lobster is "a guIiible. awkward. bun gling or undesirable fellow" This meaning is supposed by most persons to be a modern development of slang However. lobster" was favorite term of abuse among EnEiishmep of Queen Elizabeth's day. and Shakespeare may have denounced his callboy as n lobster when the boy failed io ai- tend to his duties. Some students of the word think il probably was applied first to men with red faces As signi- lying a soisiie. the term lobster" Is as old as Cromweirs day. Lord Ciaren- den. historian of the civil war in Eng land. explains that it was applied 10 the Roumibead cairassiers -because ot the bright iron shelis with which they were covered. Afterward British soi- diers in their red uniforms were called .'lo5srerS Then came another develop nient The soldier in the red coat be came -boiied iobs,er." while the po-
 Iicenan in blue was. of course. ali .'unboiled- or raw lobster" Again. ito boil q lobster was for man 10 enlist in the army and put on a red coat-ChicaSn News.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-25
HORSE STOLEN
 THREE TIMES;
 IS RECOVERED
Animal Belonging to Palace Grocery Is Taken Again. But is Found By Officers Thief Captured

One of the quickest arrests ever made in the Warren district was ae- complished last night when Mexi- can stole a saddle horse that WAS tied in front of the Palace grocery on Naco road at g o'clock and was captured 45 minutes later at Lowell by Deputy Hall and a posse. Fire Chief Barney Norton played an m por:ant part in the case and had IL not been for him the thief would have undoubtedly escaped. Norton was at the City Hall when he observ- ed the horse laundering down Naco road. The driver had drawn his hat down and was furiously beating The horse Norton at once recognized the animal ad the actions of the driy- CT convincing him that the horse was being stolen. He hurried to the grocery and inquired as to the hurry m trip of horse and driver Inc firm them learned that the horse was missing.
 Chief Norton immediately telcphon- ed to Deputy Hall who gathered a posse and started towards this city They found the thief had taken re fHge in the rear of slaughter house that is located in desolate spot at Lowell A shot from Halls gun caus ed the thief 10 leave the horse ard Seek coneealnlent. The animal was found standing in creek and the thief was caught trying to make good his getaway. Several employees of the store started in par.rit of the thief as soon as it became known the horse was stolen. {, second posse, heavily armed. gas abb It t. start when word was received that the horse had beer recovered
 The horse in question has been stclen on two previous occasions and like last night was recovered within 2 short time. About a year ago the animal disappeared after having been tied at the pole from which it was stSs'en last night. Deputy Sheriff White and Consta ble Twomey organiz- ed a posse and started in parsut. They searched to Naco and without securing a trace of the horse O. thief On their retdrn early in The m'rn- iI>g they were almost str,tc,, dump by discovering inc horse md thief emerging from the bridge at Lowell The man was taken into custody. He is now in the county jail at Tcmb- stone awaiting the action of the grand jury. It developed that he sought re- fuge in Dubacher canyon after fe lad stolen the horse ana did not try to escape until he thou ght the off sceTs were out C. he way
Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-25
ENGINEERS INSPECT
 IERR|I0R|Al ROAD
ENGINEERS GO OVER ROUTE FOR PROPOSED STATE HlcH- WAY

Territorial Engineer ! B. Girard of Phoenix and Redmon Toohey, a contractor from the same city arrived in Bisbee Friday night and yester- day morning wth John Bowen of the board of supervisors went to Douglas in an automobile over the line sur. veyed for the territorial road to con- meet Bisbee and Douglas.
 Doohey is well known in this part of the territory and has done con siderable construction work on the "a lroads in tlas county. He is here to make careful inspector of the route surveyed for the territorial road and will be one of the bidders on the construction.
 The new bids for this work will be opened by the board of control at Phoenix on the 18th of October. The bids that were submitted this month were considered to be too hign and all were rejected and more bids advertised for.
 On the trip to Douglas today Sup ervisor Bpwen explained a number of matters connected with the route surveyed and with the construction of the road to Engineer Girand who made the trip for the purpose of get ting this information.
 MT. Bowen is of the opinion that the work Of constructing this road will be started within a short timc by the territory and that it will fol- low the line already surveyed.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-25
snaiis Are Queer Creatures.

The snail is found everywhere. over 5000 species being known. some of the large tropical snails. as hulimas. form nests of leaves. their eggs being as large as pigeons. The snail Is ex tremeiy skillful in mendinG it's shell and some curious experiments may be made with them. Thus l have seen U hplix of yellow species attached 'o another shell of d reddish hue by cut ting ofT the top whiri of the latter. when tbe snail will proceed 10 weld the two shells together and occupy both. using inc addition as a door and possibly wondering at this sudden e, tension of iis house. In the winter some of tine snails hibernate or lie dor mant until warm weather. A snail ol the Philippine Islands has a faculty of throwing off its tail when seized This is also true of West Indian variety stenophus. us.--London Telegraph
Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-25
MEXICAN CHARACTER DIES AT IhnRMARy

Word was received in Bisbee yes terday from Tombstone of the death there of Jesus Abrilla. a quaint Mex tcan character whose history is in teresting. Abrilla was an inmate of the county hospital at Tombstone for a period of six years. He was strick- en with blindness shortly before he was admitted into the institution. He was 90 years of age.
 Shortly after his arrival at the infirmary, Abrilla became able to wander about the grounds without assistance or aid. For a blind man he was unusually we'll acquainted with the lay of the land and to see him travel about the place was a revelation
 Sometime ago Abrilla was told he was to be removed shortly to the new hospital at Douglas. The old man was deeply grieved and shortly after. ward he was taken i'll.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-25
WAKE UP WELL a,Iyo- nrnDxsov~ 9-~
~sEeINe ls eELIEyINc..

The proof of the pudding is tie chewing of the string" When we say our s15.00 suit is better than any s15.50 or $2c.00 suit sold else where. We have proof. We have fin our store a $17.50 suit sold to a Bis bee business man who refused to wear it because it has cheap cot ton lining. a small piece of baagfng for coat stiffening and machine work. Come and see for yourself, that's the proof Our $15.0o suits are lined with silk wool stiffened with hair cloth, have welt seams and latest up to date style. We don't give anything away. but we sell you good suit for $15.00. a better one for Sz0. co and the very best for $3o.00, i'm ported fabrics. We are the largest manufacturers of Tailor made cloth ing in the world made by union men. the highest paid talent in the world For 1s years we have been the standard of excellence with hun dreds of imifators and not one com petitor. From Min to Man. no middle men. no middle profits to pay" From
 sneep's back to your back" 400 suits on Bisbee backs and every one Ia 1t and a credit to buyer and sell Ter.
 UNION wOoLEN MILLS A. B. N. King, Manager.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-25
A arouonam Pun.

John Broegham was celebrated for his ready VII. aud story is told Of him and Pet Hearne. who was the Garfield of his cay Hearne was big man and addicted tC tiashy waist coats. In one of his parts Brougha tn made up io resemble Hearue and wore particularly lond and gaudy uais'- coat. Hearne's friends persla,ied nirn to go 10 see Ibe play. anticipating. considerable amrsenpnt al n.s ex- pense. As they were coming oui q: the theater he wHs asked what he thought of .rausham'> perfurrnlncc Not a bii i.kr me Why. l woui'in'i [ own such watstcuat Brunsnatu bearin. This. S.IId. ~i Sss': br wpui,in' arknowIc,!:r t.- Pat Hsarne-uy ur:' terniiyI. ..!.sS,hi,H-ii inn< "f Lester Waiiark.'
Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-25
Merely an Error of Judgment.

Robinson Crusoe. with infinite pa rtienee and industry. had hollowed out the big log and made huge canoe.
 Then he discovered to his ehagrin that he couldn't launch it. It was too heavy fer him to move. All his labor had been wasted.
 "Stiil," he reflected. ''it was only an oversight. It isn't half as bad as Uncle Sam neeiecting for twelve years to raise the battleship Maine"
 Scorning 10 ask for congressional aid in this difficulty. he went to work i'm mediately 10 make a smaller canoe.- Chicago Tribune.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-25
S,turallx.

"We gave our preacher purse of $500 last Sunday. and also a beautifui album contaicing the pictures and sig natures of i.1e people who had contrib uted the fs.oaay. He was grratly af fscted and almost with tears stream ing dowG his cheeks said hc vaiurf the aibr'r much iaore than fhc purse.
 What i:arrened thenr
 "We wrri hotGr with diminished roT: 6dence in our preacher. Chicago Record fara;I.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-25
TOWN LOT CASES

McALESTER Okla, Sept. 24s- When the so-called Muskogee town lot cases. in which Governor Has kell ana others are charged with conspiracy to defraud the govern ment. are called for trial in the Federal court here next Monday an attempt to secure a further delay will probably be made by the de- fendants Judge John Marshall oi Utah has been assigned to try she cases.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-25
cHANeE oE PRocRAM.

There will be an entire change Of program at the Orpheum Theatre to- night. The Frank Rich Co. will offer 2 new play entitled .'The Battle of Vanilla If this show is up to the high standard set by this company with it's previous shows, and the man. agement assures that it is. the patrons of the Orpheum have a treat in store for them. The action of the play taken place on the deck of the s. s. Con Carne.~ For this scene a new set of scenery will be used. a set built especially for "The Battle of Vanilla New songs that will be heard are That Loving Melody that Rubenstein Wrote" by that Some what Different Girl" Miss Gezeveive De Iacour "When Highland Mary did the Highland Fling" by Miss Mii dred Manning And there Is a duet by Miss De I.acour and Nat Wer.r worth. entitled When eyes like ycnrs look Into eyes like mine.- Leonard IIoeAr will obfige with T wish Lad my old girl back again." The man agement announces that until further notice the bill will change three times a week, on Sunday, Wednes- day and Friday nights.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-25
NEW TRIAL REFUSED.

TUCSON. Sept 24, (Special "A new trial in the case of Grant broth. CTS. who were fined s45,e0e for i'm refused today by Federal Judge Camp bell Attorney Morrison. of Bisbee, represented the government
Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-25
lie Wssff lt.

My dear Mss .tiiDore. sadl, wrote young Hank.u~nu -'i return herewith srnr kiisi u,irp .n wi!ciI you acrrpI nay "lsrr ni marriage Ton wifi observe ths:t IT b.ciis Dear George. ] do Bnt SDnw in t:,-org.. ls btII uiy name. as yuU Eu"w. Is WiI.iam Chi. caE2 Tribane.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-25
Witty.

The following eiIgratp was written on pr. iSaar I.etsoui. once well known English physi'-iap:
 When foiss are sns ana send Tor mo
 | purge< os-r,is ana Sweats ein. if after that they choose "a de
 Whats that 10 me. | t.etsom.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-25
In. serxar. PrahIspn.

Mistress ito the newly arrived Nor wegian,-Can you cook: Nav Can you do washing:- Nav -'Can you wait on tabie!" Nav"
 Wei. what can you do?' itan Magazine
Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-25
pE PALMA sMAsHEs RECORD.

PHILADELPHIA. Sept 20.-Ralph de Palma. in Fiat car today lower ed the worlds automobile record for 10 miles on circuit track held by himself His former record was minutes and fs seconds mads at St Paul.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-25
4 Come back.

"HoNHsty. my son" said the million afYe. -is the best policy"
 Well. perhaps it is. dad" rejoined the youthful philosopher. -buI II strikes me you hay. done pretty well. nevertheless. ."-Londor Tit-Bits.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-25

Don't waste you money buying plasters when you can get . bottle of Chamberlain's Liniment for twen- ty-five cents. A piece of flannel dampened with this liniment is su- perjor to any plaster for lame back. pains in the side and chest and much cheaper. Sold by all drug gists.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-25

Gan be depended upon" Is an expression we all like to hear, and when it is used in connection with Chamberlain's Collie. Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy it means that 1t never fails to cure diarrhoea, dy- sentery or bowel complaint. It is pleasant to take and equally val usbIe for children and adults. Sold
Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-25

ChamberIain's Cokic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy is today the best known medicine in use for the re- lief and cure of bowel complaints. It cures griping- diarrhoea, dysent- cry. and should be taken at the first unnatural looseness of the bowels. It is equally valuable for children and adults h always cures. Sold by all druggis4a
Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-25
FIGHT FOR DAM

FL PASo. Texas. Sept. 24.-A spe- ciai train bearing 100 delegates from this city and Las Cruces, \. NJ. lef' here tonight for Pueblo Colo. fer the purpose Of defending the Elephant Butte dam project at the irriga- tion congress which meets there next week. Efforts will be made to prevent the passage of adverse condemning the project.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-25
Why She Hesi.asea

Why She Hesi.ated.
 You should persuade your husband to stop smoking" said one woman. But" replied rhe other. Il depend on the tobacco coupons he gives me through the year to get him Christ mas present t"-washincton Star
Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-25
DON'T TAKE HARSH PURGES
 They are very harmful BONDS PILLS ARE GENTLE

They do not sicken or gripe. They do not tear you to pieces" They do not leave you constipated. They are small, mild, effective. Why waste time and money ou the ~Syrups" or Candy Carthartics?" Just take ONE Bonds Pill at bed time for that headache. biilousness, torpid liver etc. and
 WAKE liP WELL
Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-25

OLD PAPERS SOLD CHEAP Call at Review Office.