Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1910-05-06

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again with Uncle Sam pursuing. %$|I
The season will array the hills inI
bright and holding flowers, and the
moon will rouse the whipporwills inE|
many shady bowers The cking-
bird VIII All the night with liquid n
round lays. y the festive colt Will shake
his feet and dance 4 poIonaise,7 thel
doodlebugs will trip the Hight fantas-
tic IA the gloaming, and MI. Taft will
pack his grip an donce more go aI1
roaming. 53 sf; s5 &
The comet will continue to. increased
In itss effulgence, and the wicked wilt
get horney -kneed implo aing It's induls
gence. trusts Will all put wages
III. and want; To pay a fine, the Ipluto5I
cratic senators Will ali u them resign,
thes proud and 5haugh u. syndic atesf and
penitence will grapple and al gunnyf
sack won = hold thess tithes: 1T Rookie
Teller Chapel.
lsssU ntil3 the 9Th Or whereabouts the
frighttfful apparition will make itsI
daily Whereabouts asSmprning exhibit
ton; but having ascertained by then3I
that no ! zone iss about except; a few
poor dairymenll who neyergdo stay out,
twill recede from ,us until It later onH
surprises the folks who are retiring
now about the time 1t rises, F i ~, IL
. :, 7 BY May the goth twill appear a
very gorgon, and all the missionary
funds will get q check from Morgan.
The Armours and the Cudahys will
come down OF their perch, the Capt.
Kidds Of industry WIN all put into
church, Il the overt reyivalist will
want for space to breathe III, and Wall
street will exhort us all to help it
save the heather. II n ~ $ss r. =, zt5S
You may repent without concern z. .,.t5$
ii; Lest someone gtdicule you, \. u ( n q
For, almost everyone win : turn z 'Ss 2.
& To crying Halleylulliah! 7,'$
Wen all be too much occupied,
On some score oftouri own. s% 10
TO think Of very much beside !;
The thing We would atone = ~ j 81 +
But alli the same we shalhnot be II
/, TOO 1awed to laugh the way IT.. >, :fss
Is going to sound when Carnegie, u, If
John ID. and Morgan say ~ t2T
4 Il There is mo thorn without Its rose,
4 as hitherto suspected, and wind all
i evil never blows, as someone has de-
itected. y The sight Of Haley's comet
will play havoc with us all, ording
4 to the sum OF, Ill ones conscience can
recall: but to the most Of us #. will
not 35be the threat Of he'll Or retribu-
Il ton At will seem To- Morganguggen1.
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u N However, lest the rest % us forget
Il that We are mortal and someone a .sa IN
n lchortle, the solar system will provide
an eclipse Of the sun upon the 9th,
4 and what is Smore, twill he "a total
\ lone Invisible Ito US, but still sufht.
oient for devotions in Australia, New
1 South Wales and all adjacent oceans -
And as if3 this were not enough to
MAKE, lis i've discreetlyy, the moon Up.
4 Ion the $50 viii be- eclipsed mp lst
\ IN ID fact, 1t is t. be e month q, q
n wonderful displays, and one III which Il t
\ most everyone win sort Of mend 81 ahi +
\ ways. The sun, the moon and Haaiey'e
4 scare win all be cutting didoes, and and
\ they'll get us ell to jumping through
\ Just like q lot Of Fidoes. 81: ;.s
H But he It as It may turn out, Of .,l
4 u matters brie ny: 7. r. will keep
On telling them what is the matter
lchiefly. The monarch sitting on his
a throne, the stud ent IN his cap the e
childless woman wi h the: cat and y q
poodle ii her lap, the statesman 4 9
4 the churc Gilman III his little endless
colla ali off them learning what \ Efti y
| what from this colossal schola
IT, IL u Joke to think Of Ms posses
/ Hing informal on that has not come
n as yet wi6hin our range DC obserVa-
! ton. we do not care u whoop out:
doors about how old he is. We DO
not give d snip for what advantage has
1 been his. It makes no odds what
kind Of men may perady venture dwell
Thin We ii bet we know y lot SSof things
Ethat Roosevelt could tell him. u.
The tumblebug Will tumble till be
lisS fatigued with turning and congress
VIII observe the heat and think upon
adjourning The moon II happily
q be full while 1T - II eclipse, the rich
Twill pack their steamer trunks and
sail away III ships the poor win post