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Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-06-30
Appropriate Hymn.

The worshipers In s certain church
had some trouble to keep their faces
straight q short time ago. During the
service some commotion was caused
by a gentleman who accidentally ig.
nited 8 box Of wax matches in his
pocket, and was trying to put them
out, while his alarmed neighbors
struggled equally hard to help him.
The minister, being short-sighted,
could not make out the reaso of the
disturbance, and thinking to diplomat
ically cover the incident. he innocently
said:
Brethren, there is q little noise
going on. Until 1t Is over let US sing
Some times q Light Surprises"
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-06-30

The average man cant understand
why he has enemies.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-06-30
Casey af thx Bat.

This famous poem Is contained In the
Coca-Cola Baseball Record Book for
1910, together with records, schedules
for both leagues and other valuable
baseball information complied by au-
thorities. This interesting book sent
by the Coca.Cola Co., Of Atlanta, Ca,
on receipt Of 20 stamp for postage.
Also copy of their booklet THE Truth
About Coca.Cola" which tells all about
this delicious beverage and why It 10
SO pure, wholesome and refreshing.
Are you ever overwhelmingly
Drink Coca-Cola-it Is cooling, re-
lieves fatigue and quenches the
thirst. AT soda fountains and car
donated in bottles-5o everywhere.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-06-30

making appropriation Of &.S0.000 for
the tariff board Senator Bacon offered
an amendment providing that not
more than two.thirds Of the member
ship Of that body should belong to
n political party.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-06-30
Stronu Plea for the Infants.

Mrs. Julia Ward Howe testified the
other day before the Massachusetts
legislative committee which is investi-
eating The milk situation. While CIV
ing her testimony she refused the
chair offered by the committee and
remained standing at the head OF the
witness table. IN making her plea
for pure milk Mrs. Howe said:
There are several parties to the
milk situation, and I think the prin.
cipal party Is the child in the cradle.
There Is no substitute for milk in
rearing children. 1t Is a matter OF
life and death and should not take
long to settle. | do want that those
who produce this important food
should have suitable compensation. !
stand for Justice to all parties and
mercy to one, the infant"
The average man cant understand
why he has enemies.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-06-30

oecided dropsical symptoms such as
swelling Of my feet and ankles and my
heart p%alpitated violently. After doc
toring without benefit, I began with
Doan's Kidney Pills and when I had
used two boxes I was as well as ever"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. 80 cents .
boz. Foster-Milburp Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-06-30

Mrs. M. A. Gam.
bin, Russellville,
Ark, says: II was
In such BAG shape
from kidney disease
that I gave up hope
Of my recovery. I
could rest neither
night or day, the
pains In my back
nearly driving me
frantic. There Q
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-06-30
Work While
You Sleep

Millions of people have CAS-
CARETS do Health work for
them. If you have never tried
this great health maker-Get q 100
box-and you will never use any
other bowel medicine. a.
CAscARETs Ioc Q bog for q weeks
treatment. all druggists. Biggest seller
In the world. Million boxeSa woatA.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-06-30
DANGER SIGNALS.

Sick kidneys give unmistakable sig.
nails OF distress. Too frequent or scanty
urinary passages. backache. headache
and dizzy spells tell Of disordered kid.
neys. Neglect of these warnings may
prove fatal. Begin using Doan's Kid.
ney Pills. They cure sick kidneys.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-06-30

To love and to serve Is the motto
which every true knight should beal
on his shield.-Downs.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-06-30
h Gentle Gama.

Knickcr-Did he set foot where mar
never trod before2
Bocker-Yes, nc kicked another
player on the skull.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-06-30

Adversely is sometimes hard upon .
man; but for one man who van stand
prosperity there are a hundred that
will stand adversity.-Carlyle.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-06-30

RED CROSS BA.sI BLUE
Should he in every home. Ask your grocer
for it. Large 2 or. package only 3 cents.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-06-30

How we dislike the dentist who
spares no pains.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-06-30

Mrs. winsiow's Soothing Syrup.
For children testhing, softeDsth In" gums, Ieducesin-
nammatiun, allays palm. cures Wind colc' gea Sotus'
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-12-03

The FIRST Is IN line with the eco
nomic law Of life, and will bless the
whole race: the second is now be
Ing destroyed by that very law. and
the Socialist alone is fully conscious
of the fact
The popular fallacy that attributes
to Revolutionary Socialists the idea
OF capturing tho Capitol OF politics
the legislative. administrative and
judicial pOwer-and running IL in the
interests Of the masses Is an absurd
ity Of the whole cloth
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-12-03

brlbcs. and degrade them with his
charity This is to him the best OF
all possible worlds"
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-12-03

This done. politics will be buried
forever let us nope. and a system Of
industrial administration, of which ey-
cry adult man and woman will be
co-admlnlstrator viii take its place
militants of labor, is not this worth
hghting lor?-Sydney People.
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-12-03

The aim OF the Revolutionary So.
clallst movement is to educate and or
ganlze the proletnriat IndustrIally and
politically Industrially in order that
they may be enabled to operate and
take complete control of industry for
the use and service Of the whole peo-
pie
Politically that they may he enabled
at the psychological moment-when
they have the power-a preponder.
ance of revolutionary opini0n-to en-
ter the "Augean Stable and compel
politics to commit suicide by cutting
from under its own feet the only
thing'i in which il ever could or ever
can stand-priyate ownership of the
earth and the instruments oil labor
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-12-03
"eRAlNS" eXsMPLIFIEO.
BY Arm and Hammer


Every once In a while the Socialist
hears from some well meaning but
mislniormed workingman that the
| capitalists riches are the result of.
his brains and that without those
brains oil industry would 30 to
The bOw-wows.
No doubt the capitalist has 4 few
brains and probably since he is NOT
an Egyptian mummy. uses them. But
In the manner OF that use lies the
key 10 the question
Take. for instance. the case of tho
late Barney Bcrnato, whose large for
tune made in mine speculations made
him a prominent figure in the capi-
taliSt world An insight TO the way
Barnato worked his brains" is af
iordcd by an incident recently relat.
cd by y. a, Blow an American On
gineer once in Barnato's employ. Az
Ter an exhaustive examination of a
mine whose purchase was under con-
slderation, Blow prepared an elabo-
rate and vOluminous report. 1t was
accompanied by maps and sections.
ana was piece of work of which the
engineer felt that he could he Justly
proud When it was handed TO Bar.
nato TO read however. the latter laid
1t aside unopened
Tell me about II " he said.
Blow proceeded to make an oral re-
port
Rarnato dozed Finally he exclaim-
ed
Il employed YOU because think
YOU know something about this bust
ness, and | do not. Now. | do not
want to hear all OF this scientific rot
about the mine. All ! want you TO
tell me Is, Is it good business"
Blow told him NO
Then that settles it." said Bar.
nato. You are willing to accept the
responsibility of turning down this
property at the price offered?"
Yes, was Blows reply. "but I
want you TO examine the reports
maps. assayc plans. etc, and sec the
reasons | have for my conclusions"
Why should ] do this2" Barnato in
quircd. you tell me that it IS not
good business. And as I cannot I'M
derstand your report, why should
waste my time on anything that is
not good business"
Barnatos brain" work. in other
words, lay wholly in snatching oppor-
tunlllcS lot pronl. lie didn't know
the first thing about the mines he
owned or bought. couldn't even read
ibtcllieentlv a report about them, yet
grew immensely wealthy.
He was not in any sense a miner,
Turn him loose in any one of the
shafts he was owner of. with a pick
and lantern, and he would have
starved to death before he could have
found out what 10 do next Yet when
he died he was worth millions
Where did they come from? Pure
ly from the labor OF the miners he
exploited on his properties His
brains" were worked wholly on the
proposition OF how to extract wealth
from others, Producing wealth him.
self was the last thing In his mind.
That's the way with all capitalists
brains" They could all fade away
tomorrow and we'd never miss them
Labor produces all wealth. and or
ganized in the Socialist Labor Party
and the Industrial union Labor will
take back for Itself all the wealth II
has produced
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-12-03

Extremely imperfect are the reports
from Mexico about the 'mobblng Of
Americans" In order TO convey
correct Idea of what did happen the
reports should have stated the names
OF the American owners OF railroad
and mining properties in Mexico who
egged on and financed the mob. as a
preliminary and preparatory step for
the appropriation of Mexican terri.
tory now in contemplation by PorRrIo
Dlaz and American capitalists.-Peo-
pie.
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-12-03

Tho Ideal OF the Indivldunlist-To
be member OF society where each
Is ENCOURAGED to make use OF every
opportunity" which the blindness
weakness. or foollshness Of his feI.
lows. or his own ''cleyerness." pro-
vides him with. 10 get above" his
fellows-crush them with his weight
bend them TO his Will Insult Thorn
With his "magnificence." exploit tben,
by his power. menialise and flunkev.
iso them with his patronage aud bie
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-12-03
THE SOCIALIST IDEAL.
To Become a Society Of Economic
Equals-That's All.

The Socialist IdeGl-To he mem
her OF a society ot economic and So
clal equals whore each Is Inspired
with the high and noble Incentive OF
being the foremost on the path Of
mental. moral artistic and scientific
progress. thus making the way clear.
er and easier for those who are
hopefully and heerfully-following on
inspired by the Same noble Ideal. This
is the Socialist Henven-the True FIy-
slum. and no Utopia.
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-12-03

The FIRST Is the world Of tomorrow;
the second Is the world Of today: the
first means freedom under a system
OF industrial administration OF which
every adult man and woman OF sound
mind viii he co-adminlstrator and
a co-bencGciary; tho second. as even
blind people can see. is a regime of
wage slavery and political government
under which people are divided into
economic. and therefore social
grades. just like different qualities
Of potatoes or flour If YOU doubt
this, compare a wages board award
with a price list. and if you are cloth
ed in your right mind your doubt will
vanish.
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-12-03

Now Uncle Jefferson IAN old Negro
on Melville ID. Landon's Mississippi
plantation why do you thus pursue
the habits OF industry? This course
OF life Is wronE-all wrong-a base
habit. Uncle Jefferson. Now try and
break 1T Off Look at me-look at
Mr.. L7ndon the chIyalric young South
ern plantist from New York. he tolls
not neither does he spin. he pursucs
career OF contented idleness. II you
thought 50, Jefferson, YOU could live
for months without performing any
KIND of labor, and AT the expiration
OF that time feel fresh and vigorous
enough to commence it again. Idle.
ness reireshes the physical organiza-
uon-it is sweet boon Strike at
the roots of the destroying habit TO-
day. Jefferson. 1t tires you out: re-
solve TO be idle. no one should la.
Dor, he should hire others to do It
for him-Artemus Ward
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-12-03
MARKHAM Club Socialists

Questions concerning Socialism
answered Address all communlca-
tions to Howard Hall, 27S3 Pacific
avenue,
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-12-03
EDITORIAL COMMITTEE.
Kate s. HIlliard.
eugene A. 6attell,
Howard Hall.

Come not TO my grave with your
MORNINGS.
With your lamentations and tears
With your sad forcbodings and fears,
When my lips are dumb.
DO not thus come.
Bring no long train Of carriages.
No hcarsc crowned with waving
plumcs.
Which the gaunt glory of death II.
lUmcs;
But with hands on my breast
Let me rest
Insult not my dust with your pity.
He who're left on this desolate shore.
sun to suffer and lose and deplore.
'Tis ! should, az | do,
Pity you
For me no more are the hardshlps.
The bitterness, heartachc. and strife,
The sadness and sorrow OF life.
But the glory divine o
This is mine
Poor creatures Afraid OF the dark
ness,
Who groan at the anguish To come,
How silent | go to my home'
Cease your sorrowful bell
/ am well.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-30
SOCIAL AND
PERSONAL

lue largest affair OF yesterday was
the charity card party given by 81.
Marks Hospital association, about 30
tables being played and number ~
others coming In for the tea. No prizes
were given but favOrs were distributed
to those winning the largest number
OF games as follows: Mrs. c. r. Rich
ards. Mrs. w. II. Dee. Mrs. X. w. Hill,
Mrs. l.. G.. Miller. Mrs. w. b. Stanley
Miss Eliuor Stewart. Miss Howat. Mrs
Ira D. Wines. Mrs. George W. +. DIR
sey. Mrs W w Rivers. Mrs. Russell
Woodruff Mrs. J. T. Treasure. Mrs.
Sinclair, Mrs. william McGrath. Mrs
NJ. L. Ritchie, Mrs. Ross Mrs. c. A.
Steiner. Mrs. Samuel Paul, Mrs. A. v.
Callaghan. Mrs. c. II. Lashbrook. Mrs.
j. A. Earls, Mrs. Charles l.. Rood.
There win be a meeting OF the Amer
lean Woman's league on Saturday
afternoon at the new Linden hotel. and
many matters OF interest to the MEM
bers will be discussed, among them the
prospective chapter house To be erected
free OF charge by the national associa-
ton upon the attainment Of certain
local membership
Mrs. Frank McEwan has returned q
her home I'm Park City after two
weeks stay with Mr.. and Mrs. Henry
McEwan in this city.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank J. Gustin return
cd yesterday from california
The Utah woman's Press club will
meet tonight at 1880 i'm the Exponent
office. Bishops building, and pro-
gram will be given including roll call
10 be answered with sentiments from
Shakespeare; current events given by
Lillian Whatcott; music, Miss Eva Jen-
son: talk on Mexico, Mrs. 5. Il. Foley
original poem Lilly T. Freeze.
Miss Grace Dorus entertained the
Tuesday afternoon Bridge club yester-
day, about "a dozen outside guests be-
ing present besides the members. The
club prize went to Miss Lulu Harr
and Miss Wanda Pratt. and guest
prizes were given Miss Darlene KIM
ball and Miss Cora Brown.
Mary and Kenneth Luman enter
tained about 30 guests last night at a
card party the rooms being bright wit
towering plants and spring flowers
and a half dozen friends assisting.
Mrs. J. T. Breckon entertained her
card club yesterday, the rooms being
decorated In violets and carnations and
refreshments following the contest.
Mrs. Frank d Hobbs and Miss Hobbs
leave early In April for California for
an extended stay.
Miss Ethel Lane win be guest 81
honor al n card party on Saturday
afternoon TO be given by Mrs. Ernest
Anstee
Mrs Cooper Anderson Of Olmsted.
Utah. IS visiting in the city FOR a few
DAYS the guest N Mrs. A. NJ. Wrench
. Bunsford apartments.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-30
PROFESSOR SLIPHER
TALKS ON PLANET MARS
Astronomer OF Flagstaff Observatory
Tells of Observations Made and
Explodcs Some Theories.

Prof Earl C. slpher. astronomer OF
the great Lowcll observatory Of Flag
stan, Ariz.. spent Monday and Tues
day in salt Lake on his way TO Ari-
IONA. via the Pacific coast towns
IAN tho latest observations of the
moon only tend TO convince us that
that body is q dead thing, without
moisture. or atmosphere" said the pro-
fcssor But the heavens are fun Of
more interesting planetary and solar
objects. live worlds that are continual
~ revealing new things 10 us our
largest lens has the power 60 bring the
moon within so or go miles Of us. but
90 use a common expression OF today,
Mars is our long suit Mars Is "a
wonderful planet, and although Il is &c.
100000 miles from us, our instruments
bring il to within IS. 900 miles apparent
distance from the earth.
what do YOU think-lst November
] observed "a snowstorm on Mars With
our powerful glass trained ON that
wonderful little planet suddenly we
noticed "a great patch OF snow that had
not been there before. Next night
about 500 miles distant. another patch
appeared. which convinced as that the
storm clouds had travelled across that
distance and precipitatod again a
day or two later the weather ON Mars
must have warmed up, for we watched
the snow gradually disappear IL was
AN exceedingly interesting occurrence
you see this little white knob on
this photograph taken of Mars last
October That we call the polar cap,
and represents snow at the south pole
The seasons on Mars are very similar
20 ours hut twice the length The
snow fan there is probably about the
same.
You hear ~ the canals Of Mars.
That Is q mlsnomer. IL comes from
the French word. Canallo. and doesn't
mean canal at all But what we are
really watching up there proving one
Of the most interesting features Of the
planet. are the strips Of verduro that
appear periodically over the face Of
Mars These dark strips appear during
the summer months. and disappear in
winter Some Of them are from 900
10 . 600 miles in length, and are many
miles wide They are hordcred on
either side by what must be vast
stretches of desert land Al the June
ton of two OF these strips OF vcrdurc
great round spots appear. and we call
them GASES. We have observed per
haps $50 OF these cases An sides Of
the planet are apparently similarly
covered with alternating narrow strips
of yerdure between great stretches OF
desert.
"Of course we think Mars inhabited.
and il Is not improbable that In time
the people OF this earth may get into
communication with the people up
there"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-30
RUSHING WORK ON
MEADOW VALLEY WASH
Route Announces Road VIII
Operate In ~ Days.

Former Senator william A. Clark.
president Of the Salt Lake Route. who
arrived Ia Salt Lake city Tuesday, says
that the work Of repairing the old line
through Meadow Valley wash 10 going
rapidly forward, and that he expects
the line win be ready FOR operation
again Ia 90 or 20 days.
The old line will be In shape TO OPP
crate within two or three months"
said Senator Clark. and this will be
used temporarily until tho new high
line through the canyon II completed
The company decided not 10 attempt to
build the line by way OF 81. George,
owing to the obstacles presented In the
Virgin river country after leaving st.
George. The route was practically inn
possible, and with the high line through
the canyon the road Will be safe from
washouts IN future and still maintain
It's short route"
Senator Clark was busy yesterday
afternoon comforting with local officials
OF the road, and left for San Francisco
and I.os Angeles In his private car at
noon today.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-30
F0REMAN'S EL0PEMENT
ENDS IN SURRENDER

san Diego Cal, March 29-After a
night elopcmept in an automobile. the
second within week. and q hight OF
n miles through the chaparral and
sagsbrush. l1-year-old John Foreman
and l5-year-old Gertrude Seifort, both
of san Diego. were found in "a canyon
six miles from Dcs Canso early tonight
and forced to surrender a. the pistols
point The capture was made only
when deputy sherins stalked the camp
of the clippers. guided by the light Of
their camp FIRE
The fugitives We're In pitiahle plight
ass result OF their rough trip after
their automobile broke down Young
Foremaus face was badly scratched
by the bushes and his clothing was iu
tattcrs The girl had not Jared quite
500 badly. Young Foreman, when
taken. had small arsenal Of firearms
on his person. lie declared that he
would yet marry Miss Scifert but
they had decided Co go back 90 their
homes and wait two years
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-30
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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-30
ANTI ROOSEVELT
DEMONSTRATION
His Speech at the Egyptian Uni
yersity at Cairo Was the
Immediate Cause.
NATloNALlSTS VERY ANGRY.
studcn,s A,scmblcd "a Front Of Ills
Hotel and shouted Down
with Autocrncy!"

cairo. Egypt March 29-Former
President Rooseyelts address before
The Egyptian university has aroused
the extreme Nstionalists 90 e. state Of
fury. seven hundred students this
evening marched 90 his hotel and de-
monstrated against him, shouting
"Down with autocrcyi Give us a con-
etitutioni"
The demonstrators were applauded
by the many spectators and some Of
the guests left the hotel fearing vio-
lonce col. Roosevelt was not in the
hotel al the time. but drove up short
Is afterward. Tie said he had heard
the noise which reminded him Of
American college boys but he had no
idea that he was the cause OF Il.
Another protest meeting was held
this evening. al which speeches less
violent than al the first meeting we're
made. Great efforts were put forth TO
induce Col. Roosevelt to attend. but he
smilingly declined.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-30
RAILROAD FOR GOOD SPRINGS

The long planned narrow gage rail
road for the Good Springs mines is
about to become a reality. The steel
as well as the rolling stock of the old
road running from Searchlight TO the
Colorado river has been purchased by
the Yellow Pine Mining company and
actual work Of construction will begin
in about 80 days.
The new road viii connect with the
salt Lake Route az Jean and viii run
thence to Good Springs and the Yellow
Pine mine This viii greatly simplify
the transportation problem for several
mires Of the district. which will be able
20 avail themselves OF the road 10 do
away with the expensive team haul for
ores. The building 81 the narrow gage
will undoubtedly mark the beginning
of a new era OF prosperity for the mines
of the Good Springs country.-L.as
Vegas Age