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The San Francisco call., 1910-03-27

About $500 boxes of asparagus came IN YES
terday and the market, having previously been
Gamers liberal purchasers at &c pound
while tradesmen and shipping merchants paid
more Quotations for rhubarb had wider range,
there being much poor and thin stock which
was being urged for sale. Peas were in free
supply. but found ready sale at the previously
quoted rates The market was badly overstocked
with celery. Large crates sold low as ST.
lots Sellers were willing to accept any fair
offer for half crates. Handlers of southern let
tuce were trying TO obtain express charges for
with Oregon burbanks quoted lower
common to choice and so@ooc for fancy SI sspss 5s
Burbanks 81 -2561 80: Oregon Burbanks 9oc0
S1-10; Oregon early rose s1.3561 40; river do.
Onions (per ctD-California. 81. I.25@f. so; Ore
gon. 81. 1.40@1.6O: Australian. 81.
ira and 3d4c for lower grades: tomatoes
81 I5@3 per. crate for Mexican: green peas.
a 4a9e per II for southern and s6sc for
per ctl; cucumbers, 81 2511 75 per dozen
caulhower. 40@5oc per DOZEN turnips, soc per
sack; carrots SOC per sack: rhnbarb sIG1. %
per box; celery. s1@l.5o for large crates.
Dcciduous and Citrus Fruits
The first Longworth strawberries for the sea
son reached the market yesterday. fun drawer
of 8 baskets coming in from Palo Alto The
berries were well colored. but were not sold
after buyers had left the market. Receipts orS ~
southern berries were moderate. Single LAYER or
layer carriers brought $3.50. Citrus ana tropicaI
fruits were in fair request. and there was a
good movement in apples, but prices for the
latter very weak
Apples tper box)-Fancy belldswers 6oc6s1:
Newton pippins. $1-05@1.25: do red 81 4OG i so:
common to choice. 15cdS1. as to variety
Citrus Fruits (per box)--NaveI oranges SO u
@2.50 for fancy, Si.5092 for choice and s10
box: grapefruit, 50 50@3.25 for seediess and
s1-50@2 for common; lemons. S3@3. so for fancy
s292.50 for choice and S125G1-75 for standard :
lines So. 50@6.
Tropical Fruits-Bananas 75c6S1 % per bunch
for Hawaiian and S2-50G3 for Central American:
pineapplesg. $2@2. % per dozen.
Dried Fruits, Raixins. Nuts ard Honey
Fresno adyices state that the movement Of the
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PortIaud butter Marked
Potatoes. Onion. and Vegetable,

4 PORTLAND. March 26.-Butter-City and
country creamery extras, See; fancy, 30@33c;
store, 20@22c.
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minneapolis Grain and Produ..

low. 56s4 d59Hc
oats-No. 3 white. 41TsG42ssc
Rye-No. 2. 69% dI4Tc.
Flax-Closed at S2.30sa-
WheatNIay Slit: July, s1.f4ss. Cash-No
hard. $1.15H M1-16%; No. | northern ST. .15i,
al 1914 No. 2. 81 l.13l4 4114i4: No. 3, S1.0Sl4
g1.12A.
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GRAIN STATISTICS

Total clearances of wheat and -four were equal
to 245,00o bushels. Exports for the week. as
shown by Bradstreet's, were equal to 1.639 900
bushels. Primary receipts $50 900 bushels
compared with 942, 600 the corresponding day
year ago. Estimated receipts for Monday
Wheat. 46 cars; corn, 314 ears; oats, 213 cars;
hogs, q, 900 head.
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TACOMA. March 26-Wheat- -Bluestem 81 az
q ! .06: club 90G95c; red Russian 93c
SEATTLE. March 26.-AIlling quotations
Bluestem, ST. club. 99c: FIFE 99c: red Rms
sian, 97c. Export wbeat--BIuestem Si.o3: club
96c; fife. Csc; red Russian. 94c- Yesterdays ear
receipts-Wheat, IL cars; oats, 2 cars: barley g
cars.
OREGON
PORTLAND. March 26.-Wheat, track prices-
Club. 99c; bIuestem, S1.O5: red Russian. a7e.
turkey red. 81: forty,fold. 81; valley 81 Car
receipts-Wheat. so cars.
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Northern Wheat Market

s1.165s; September, s113K @1.13h. closed
8 100 bushels
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Change of MASTER.

(UHukt CI IfASItFS
Schooner Sarah. old master George Richter
new master Theodor B. Bo.
Enrolled-Ship st. Francis, A. Pedersen mas
ter; barkentine Cleaner, John A. Dollard, mas
ter.
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Horses and MuIea

The following quotations for horses and mules
are furnished by the Butchers and Stock Grow
ers' Journal:
HORSES
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-27

MiningAs stock,

Mining stocks
SAN FRANCISCO STOCK EXCHANGE
Following were the sales on the San Francisco
stock and exchange board yesterday:
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New York Produce
NEW YORk. March 3s--Hops-DulI State.
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e leading futures ranged as follows /:
,IpS- Omen Htph InvV
Cash Grain and Provisions

CHICAGO. March 26-Cash quotations were as
follows Flour, steady; winter patents, $500
go; straights. $4 80 a ) 80; spring patents
straights. 81. 75M495 bakers. So 20G5. 80: No
2 rye, 791a @S0c; feed to mixing barley. 53@57c:
fair to choice mailing, 59@6Sc; faxseed No. L
southwestern s2.20. No. l northwestern s.. 30;
timothy seed, S4.60; clover. $13; mess pork, per
bbl. S26. .50G26.I5; lard, per 100 lbs, S14.
short ribs, sides (loose). S13.50613.95; short
clear sides (boxedl. SI425M145O.
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Dcciduous and Citrus Fruit.

Dried Fruits, Raixfns. Nuts and Honey
Fresno adyices state that the movement Of the
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-27
Local Bunk CIearings

Local Bunk CIearings
Local bank clearlngs last week were $40 o13-
90l, against $50, $40 Ill for the same week last
year, increase of IS, ,O67 100, or o45 per cent.
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Additional Marine News ON Page "A
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-04-17

duties and enforcing them in damage
suits and otherwise in favor Of injured
individuals. The rule adopt
ed Cby the Florida courD will merely
have the effect of compelling a water
company to perform its contracts with
diligence. In the absence of such a
rule, it can break its contracts with
impunity, and can fail to render It's
public service without liability.
From these few extracts it will be
seen that the decision of our Florida
court on this exceedingly important
question is fully approved at Yale
University, where the science of the
law and of government is taught by
able and learned men who are not
biased in the matter, having no in
terest whatever therein.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-04-17

This was particularly the case in the
harbor but few ships were in the
stream land they put out an extra an
Choir. A report from Santa Rosa
Island yesterday afternoon stated
that part of the roof of the Monarch
pavilion had been carried away. Boat
men from the bar stated that the sea
was exceedingly high, and it was
worth a mans existence to venture
into the seas.
In the gulf the pillows rolled to
mountain heights, and the wash was
so heavy on the south side of the
island that the spray, caught up by
the high winds, was thrown up to
great heights. This spray was easily
seen from the city when the haze
lifted.
Comparatively little property loss
was occasioned. One stevedore said
that very few sticks of timber went
adrift before a tug could take a raft
to the boom.
This rain was worth ten thousand
dollars to the county of Escambia, 50
said a gentleman from the country
who was present at meeting of the
executive committee lats night. Yes,
sir, the crops were coming along all
right. but little drouth would have
stopped and stunted the growth of the
main products, and the rain saved
them. I'm happy to see it. There
was just enough"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-04-17
HOTEL ARRIVALS.

San Carlos-F C. Dumas, New Or
leans: w. H. LAYERS, Chicago; F. A.
Middleton, New Orleans; F. w. Far
rell, New Orleans; Frank B. Manthen,
Jacksonville; ]. H. Ismert, Kansas
City: VIM. F. Waiter, st. Louis; John
R. Goley and wife, Columbus, O.; A.
B. Perecay, Baltimore; R. H. Williams,
Cleveland, O.; L. H. Orr, New York;
Eugene Ware, Philadelphia; Sig Gar
land, New York; J. M. Pegram, New
York; w. S. Mcclure, Denver, Col;
G. B. Stem, Baltimore; H. A. Bosom,
Montgomery; T. Weiss, New Orleans;
n. B. Gainor, F'reeport, Fla; John w.
Barnett, Freeport, Fla; E. A. Egbert,
Atlanta; r. s. Walker, Atlanta; w. w.
Woodward, Birmingham; A. Stuhber-
ger, Cincinnati; J. G. McCune, New
York; NJ. Watson and wife, Chicago;
W. A Menge, Muscogee, Fla; E. F.
Schellabaur, Delbold, ILL.,; F. Montgom-
cry, Des Moines; L. w. Scarborough,
Cleveland, Ind; E. E. Mosiman, Fort
Wayne, Ind; w. D. Macon, Fort
Wayne, Ind; ]. w. Autennoth, Fort
Wayne, Ind; e. A. Ehle, Fort Wayne,
Ind; A. Williams, Cincinnati; VIM. F.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-04-17
COUNCIL WILL
HOLD MEETING
REPORT OF FINANCE COMMIT
TEE ON SIDEWALK CONTRACT
AND BOND OF CONTRACTOR
WILL BE CONSIDERED.

Mayor Reilly yesterday instructed
the clerk to issue notices for spec
ial meeting of the city council, to
be held at 1880 o'clock Monday night,
the stated object of the meeting being
to receive and consider the bond Of
the sidewalk contractor and also TO
consider the contract itself. Alder
men were served with such notices
yesterday afternoon.
The city has just closed a contract
with the firm of Hatch & Sons, an In
diana firm, for the construction %
some $4,000 cubic feet of sidewalks,
to be built of concrete, and the con
tract and bond were boht presented
to the council at a meeting held last
Wednesday night. Exceptions were
taken to accepting the contract with
out first making an examination of
the same. Upon notice of desire
to make an examination OF the con-
tract, the matter was left over until
another session, and in the meantime
each councilman was furnished with a
copy. The matter was also referred
to the finance committee, and that
body will make report to the coun-
Gil tomorrow night.
Mr.. Hatch, the contractor, is in the
city now and is ready to start the
work. Lines have been laid out and
stakes set for walks in the western
part of the city, and nothing will
hinder the start outside of the holding
up of the contract. The bond for the
work, amounting to $4,000, has also
been filed with the clerk.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-04-17
BOX Of FINE
FOWLS FOUND
IN THE WOODS
WHEN POLICEMAN WATCHED TO
SEE WHO WOULD CLAIM 1T NE
GRO BOY RODE UP AND WAS AR.
RESTED-THE CHICKENS WERE
STOLEN.

A box of fine chickens were found
yesterday hidden in the clump of
bushes just above Brainard street. be-
tween Baylen and Reus streets, and
the fact was reported by telephone to
the police station. They were found
by Leon DeBrOuX, who was working
city prisoners in that part of the city
yesterday afternoon. Soon after the
telephone message was received at
the station. Chief Sanders and De
tective Anderson hurried to the scene.
Officer Anderson watched the box of
chickens from secluded spot for
short while and his vigil was rewarded
very soon when he saw Isidore Hub
bard, a 19-year-old negro boy, ride I'D
On a bicycle and start to take the
chickens away from the spot. He was
Immediately arrested as d DANGEROUS
and suspicious character. In the in
vestigatton made by the officers follow
ing lsidcre's arrest, a brother of the
boy, named Houston Hubbard. was i'm
plic2ted. and officer Anderson started
out to look for him with the chief.
When Houston was found he started
to run and a shot was fred at him.
This had the effect of bringing him to
standstill, but not before something
dropped from his clothing This was
found by the officers and proved to be
revolver, loaded and ready for use
The ne6TO's action after arrest made
the officers suspicious of him and he
was searched. A second pistol was
found in his pockets, and that gun was
also loaded. Chief Sanders brought
both Of the pistols to the po-
lice station and last night said that
he believed the negro was just on the
point OF leaving the city when caught.
Besides being charged with being
dangerous and suspicious character,
Houston Hubbard is also charged with
carrying concealed weapons.
Believing that the negroes had
more stolen fowls at their home, the
officers paid visit there yesterday af-
teTnoon and a number of stolen ar
ticles, Of which the police had report,
were found in room occupied by the
negroes
The officers also found at their home
half dozen or more fine hens and
ROSTERS, two Of the fowls having yes
terday been claimed by a gentleman.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-04-17
HAIL IN CITY
MIXED IN WITH
HEAVY RAINS
UNUSUAL WEATHER PREVAILED
IN PENSACOLA YESTERDAY
FORENOON, BUT LITTLE DAM
AGE WAS RESULT.

Hail stones battered merrily
throughout the city yesterday after
noon about o'clock during the ex-
ceedingly heavy rain which prevail
ed about that hour, and hundreds of
people saw them. The rain was &C
companied by high winds, which had
been indicated twelve hours in ad-
vance by the weather bureau and no
damage of consequence resulted, as
precautions were taken to prevent
such.
Trees and roofs suffered to some
extent in the city, one building near
the corner of Palafox and Garden
streets being shorn of a big slice of
tin roofing, which was carried by
the wind for about one hundred feet
before being finally dropped into the
street near the corner named. A big
tree near the corner of LaRua street
and Ninth avenue was blown down
during the noon storm, when the
wind averaged about fifty miles an
hour.
Where the full sweep of the wind
was encountered, it was very strong.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-04-17
rTVTTTTTTlTT TTTTTTTT

Jack. Pontiac, KY; H. P. McGugh and
wife, Wheeling, W.. Va; Frank g..
Stone, Mobile; L. ]. Rawls, Mobile;
Eugene Robinson, Philadelphia; John
w. Hawkins, Jacksonville; F. ]. Prem
tice, Atlanta; e. L. Baker, Indiana: c..
A. Bryan, Mayfield, KY: T. B. Terry,
Florida.
New Manhattan-Wm. J. Young,
Jacksonville; M. A. Boyett, Montgom-
cry; H. S. Barrow and wife, Alamaso,
Col; e. J. Frankenfield, Selma; Billie
Finlay, Pine Barren; c. Young, Flor
ida; Elliott Wackery. New Orleans; B.
F. Hall, Mobile; NJ. H. Schools, U. S. N.
Escambia-Mr. and Mrs. VIM. Helf.
Cincinnati; w. Bruce, Atlanta.
Merchants-H. w. Edwards, w. M.
Smith, Tampa; H. Thier, G. Thier, Per-
dido Beach, Ala; Chas. H. Bush, Pitts
burg; E. Gardner, Mt. Morris, N. Y.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-04-17
Pimples Disappear
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Quick Action of Stuart's Calcium
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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-04-17

city, was struck by an automobile yes
terday evening and he claimed the ma
chine passed over his legs, but this
was denied by witnesses, who were
questioned by Captain of Police Wilde.
The chauffeur, Arthur Heinland, was
not arrested, as no over-speeding or
carelessness was placed up to him.
Several ladies were in the car at the
time of the accident. Johnson was
not badly hurt.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-04-17
MILD AND GENTLE
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ENGLISH POET PARDoNEo.

St. Paul. April 16.-John Carter, the
young English poet serving a ten year
bentence in the penitentiary for bur-
glary, was pardoned today.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-04-17
MAN STRUCK BY
AN AUTOMOBILE

Joe" Johnson, at one time a COW
catcher and later dog catcher for the
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-03-22

paratus carried for the purpose Of
educating the farmer in better farm
ing methods. This apparatus was
of great value to the followers Of
scientific farming
The demonstrations of dry farming
irrigation. dairying, poultry-raising
and livestock were complete and were
Viewed with deep interest. Owing to
the early hour at which the train was
opened scores of farmers were unable
to be present, but all business houses
were closed during the forenoon, Civ
ing business men and employees an
opportunity to view the greatest DEM
onstration yet attempted in this part
of the country. The crowd number
ed into the hundreds, including the
teachers and upper grades of the pub
lie school, who displayed an equal in
terest with the farmers in the train.
With one accord the farmers an
nounced that the demonstrations will
result in great benefit to the agricul-
tural industry of this country.
The train departed at 1880 for
lone, where practically the same
scenes were reenacted. Though the
crowd was not so large as at Hepp-
ner, the proportion of farmers was
greater and the amount of interest
manifested was just as great.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-03-22
EVANGELISTIC MEETINGS
PROVE GREAT SUCCESS

Th evangelistic meetings. at the new
Christian church continue with in
creasing interest. Despite the fact
that Monday night is poor night for
such services, the main auditorium,
which seats several hundred people,
was full. One girl was baptized early
in the services and following the SER
mon, which was based on Follow me,
and 1 will make you fishers of men,"
eight or ten responded to the invita-
ton and made the stand for Christ.
These meetings are causing a great
revival in religious circles Pendleton
and surrounding country. People
from the neighboring towns are in at
tendance every night. DR.. Scoville
certainly is a power for good in his
meetings, and no one can sit and lis
ten to his sermons without being con-
vinced of his sincerity in and love for
the work in which he is engaged. He
speaks with conviction and holds his
hearers spell-bound all through his
sermon. No one should fail to hear
him.
The meetings will continue only
three or four nights longer, and it is
hoped that every person in Pendletor
will improve their opportunity to heal
him. The services begin promptly a
1880 each evening and the doors are
open at I o'clock
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-03-22
BIG DEMONSTRATION
TRAIN ON ITS WAY
PASSED THROUGH THIS
CITY LAST EVENING
Reached Here at : Yesterday and
Left for Baker City at 11-Great
Interest Manifested at lone and
Heppner-Livestock Is Special Fea-
ture.

The $4,000 demonstration train of
the o. R. & n. passed through Pen
dleton last night on its way to Ba-
ker City. Heppner and lone on the
Heppner branch. were visited yester-
day and today stops will be made at
Baker, Haines and North Powder.
The train arrived in Pendleton at
: o'clock and was held here until II
before continuing its journey to the
furthereSt point east it will make.
The train vii lalso remain over night
here Thursday night and Friday it
viii be here from o'clock in the af-
ternoon until 1880 the next morning
when it viii leave for Pilot Rock.
Those in charge of the train report
great interest both at Heppner and
lone. The train arrived at Heppner
at 9 o'clock and notwithstanding the
early hour a number of farmers had
gathered from the surrounding coun-
try. But the interest was not con-
fined alone to the tillers of the soil
for professional and business men
turned out. Never has such interest
been displayed in Morrow county be-
A14 = anu lN5dtA A4NSG VI hbEdllOHSf the
people seemed TO be thoroughly
aroused to the virtue of more scien-
tific cultivation of the soil.
The livestock features of the train
attracted more than ordinary atten-
tion, because this part of Morrow
county has from its early history been
a large producer Of cattle, sheep and
horses.
Promptly at the appointed hour A.
A Morse, who has charge of the
train, introduced Dr. James Witty
combe, director of the Oregon expert
ment station at Corvallis, who stated
the purpose of the trains visit He
was followed by D. o. Lively, mana
ger Of the Union stockyards, Port
land. Professor H. D. Scudder
agronomist at the Oregon Agricul.
tural college, made a short talk re.
garding dry farming and conserva.
ton of moisture.
The lectures were all brief, preced.
ing the opening of the train, but ex.
tensive in the explanation of the ap
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-03-22
STOMACH MISERY FOR
OVER SIX YEARS

Read what Mr.. Hoffman, landlord
of of the Webster Hotel, writes.
II suffered misery and intense
pains from stomach trouble for over
six years, and all the doctoring that
l did or medicines 1 used were of no
avail until about two years ago, when
I used a treatment of Mi-o-na. The
first few days treatment helped me
greatly and upon using it a while I
was made entirely free from any
stomach trouble or complaint what
ever. Since the cure by Mi-o-na 1
have regained my weight, I eat and
sleep well, am never nervous and my
entire general health is much better"
Max NJ. Hoffman, Webster, N. Y,
August 2, 1909.
Mi-o-na stomach tablets relieve
distress in five minutes. They act
like magic. They are guaranteed to
cure sour stomach, gas eructations
heartburn, dizziness, biliousness and
sale by druggists everywhere and by
Tallman & Co for so cents a large
box
Try Booths Pills for constipation;
they never disappoint, 25c,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-03-22
. >~>~~>>~>>>>>>.
AT THE THEATER.
ssThe Lion and the Mouse.n


''The Lion and the Mouse" un-
doubtedly the best play Pendleton
has seen this season, was presented
in a very satisfactory manner to a
large audience at the Oregon last
night. The play itself is too we'll
known for it to be necessary to say
that it is a real American drama, full
of vitality and action and with the
leading characters strongly depicted.
With two important exceptions the
roles were exceptionally well sus-
tained. Walter Edwards &c John
Burkett Ryder" the captain of fl
nance and political boss, was about
all that could reasonably be expect
ed, but Charles d. Pitt as jefferson
Ryder, son of the multimillionaire,
was undoubtedly the poorest of the
entire cast. He was stiff and awk-
ward and any school boy could give
him pointers on making love or defy
ing the stern parent"