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Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

An Okio Judge rules that a pretzel
Is not q dangerous weapon. Whether
he will be so confident concerning
the exhibition of sliced cucumbers re-
mains to be seen.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03
Japan stInts Her Navy.

Toxic, Japan-Premier Katsura's
speech and victory in the diet, in
which he opposed large approprla-
ton for the new japanese navy, is ex-
citing considerable unfavorable com
ment.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

When a man of ninety-six walks
ten miles to get a marriage license
the truth that live is ever young gives
another knockout blow to the Os-
lerlan theory.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

Isn't there a fine touch Of uncon-
sciouB humor in the preachments on
American extravagancs which Ameri'
can miIlionaires deliver when they
come home from motor tours through
Europe?
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03
Popoorn Puddlnn.

Roll pint of freshly popped corn.
Add to 1t IN pints milk, Y cup sugar,
3 eggs. well-beaten, and a little salt
and nutmeg. Bake like a cuBtGrd
about 30 minutes.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

Thieves have been known to steal
not stoves, but even this feat is sur
tpassed by that of robbers in New
Jersey who stole six cars loaded with
merchandise :. cutting a freight
train in two and escaping With the
booty. So far. this holds the record
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03
Ends Lie at Lodae Monument.

Los Angeles, Standing in front
of monument in Odd Fellows Gene
terry here, Henry MCGEE of Helena,
Mont, fired bullet into his brain.
He died a short time later.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

soreness and
urinary trou-
bles. These are
the warnings
natures signals
for help. Doan's
Kid ey Fills
should be used
at the first sign.
Ira CLARK,
North Main St.,
Savanna, Ill,
says: II was
confined to bed
with XII DIN g y
trouble and new
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

There is a man in Virginia who says
that to marry after fifty means
Ss-ouble. He is an optimist. What
does he think it means TO marry be-
fore fifty?
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

An Italian has invented an aero
plane which cannot fall. This is an
Improvement even over those which
can swim and climb trees.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

Someone has written an article on
''The Duty OF the Dollar" this being
something that our American tourists
have been trying to dodge.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

In New York there is a woman one
hundred and two years old who has
lived ninety-six years in Manhattan.
Well, it must have been in Harlem.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03
His Luck.

az know a man who is always up
against it,"
"'Who is he?"
THE paper hanger when he has to
fix a new wall"
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

New York street car conductor
breaks his arm ringing up fares.
Talk about strenuosity in doing ones
dutyl
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

II there is any argument In favor
of letting college boys haze them
selves II must be that they need to
get It out of their systems.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

With the Bible still leading the list
OF best sellers. the morals OF the
country cannot be so very much de-
Perforated. after all.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

San Francisco is waging a relent.
less war against rats, but 1t doesn't
seem to have any effect on Paris
coiifures, SO far.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

A French duke has invited his
friends to an aeroplane tea. Could
any high tea" be higher than that?
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

Wild grapes are very scarce this
fall, says the Boston Globe. but the
sour variety are still plentiful enough.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

A New York woman who obtained
q divorce IS years ago has just ap.
piled for alimony. When is a poor
devil safe?
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

New York man, forty years old,
and about to wed, says he has never
yet kissed girl. He'll still be
"about to wed" forty years from now.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

New York waiter buys 100000
worth of government bonds. All
things come to him who waits"
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

King Alfonso is afraid he may lose
his throne. Foolish boy!-why didn't
he put II IN his wife's name?
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

The new fve.dollar bills will Se
smaller, says an exchange. Easier to
break, too, we presume.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

These are fine days TO find mush.
rooms II you feel i'll the next day,
you'll know that you didn't
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

Isn't Il strange how automobiles
won't take a joker
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

Detroit goat eats a $40 bill. Well,
what goat ever got Indigestion from
swallowing ten bonee7
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03
NATURES SIGNALS.

The first indication of kidney dis
order Is often bsckache. Then comes
pain in the hips and sides, lameness,
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

Portland cement is to be cheaper
have you tried digesting t.?
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

Possibly the society smuggler IL
only a kleptomaniac.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

Summer keeps running back for
Just enc more parting word.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1910-11-03

Further, an aeroplnne, judiciously
handled. lays golden eggs.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-11-19
Long Mill Items.

Will Lonk made a trip to Wenat-
chez Monday with his team to haul
up a donkey engine which he will
use in the woods to skid in logs.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Wilks visited
with Mrs. Young Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wildly attended the
dance at S. A. Chisholm's last Sat
urday evening.
Howard Shiflett visited Sunday
with Calvin Rodepauch.
Fred Young was a caller in Wenat-
chez this week.
Thomas Shiflett and his son How
ard are attending court this week.
Mesdames Labas, Wilder and Daw-
son called on Mrs. Young one day
this week.
VIM. Hampton was a caller at the
Mill last Sunday.
We will soon have good sleighing
here as there was quite heavy fall
of snow.
Howard Shiflett and Guy Long at
tended the dance at Mud Lake last
Saturday evening.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-11-19
DO 1T NOW.
Eenatchee People Should Not Wait
Until lis Too Late.

The appalling jeath-rate from kid
ney disease is due in most cases to the
fact that the little kidney troubles
are usually neglected until they be-
come serious. The slight symptoms
give place to chronic disorders and
the sufferer goes gradually into the
grasp Of diabetes, dropsy, Bright
disease, gravel or some other serious
form of kidney complaint.
If you sufferer from backache,
headache, dizzy spells; if the kidney
secretions are irregular of passage
md unnatural in appearance, do not
delay Help the kidneys at once.
Doan's Kidney Pills the especially
for kidney disorders-they cure
where others fail. Over one hundred
thousand people have recommended
them.
Here is one of many cases in this
vicinity.
C. o. Hillstrom, 416 S. Tenth St.,
North Yakima, Wash, says: "Doan's
Kidney Pills have been used in my
family with the best results. They
cured backache, stiffness in the loins
and other symptoms of kidney COM
plant and I, therefore,. feel that they
cannot be praised too highly"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents: Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo.
New York. sale agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-11-19

| THE people of Spokane can not
afford to buy decent apples right
here where the national show is
held" stated Y. c. Mansfield of En-
dicott, "and visitors to the apple
show are made to pay 5 and 10 cents
each for small apples for which the
grower nets no more than Is cents
a box"
Other prominent apple men who
took part in the discussion at the
conference are l.. c. Grow, state pres
| idCnt of the Farmers Educational
Cooperative Union; p. P. Holcomb,
of Wenatchee; e. Parsons, of Med
| ford, Oregon: John Scott, of Wenat-
chez, and II. c. Lindsay, of Hamil-
| ton, Mont.
To Take Up Organization at Portland
A great cooperative agency for
the handling of all apples grown in
the Pacific Northwest is advocated
by Homer c. Atwell, president of the
Oregon State Horticultural society.
visitor at the apple show from
Forest Grove, Oregon Plans for the
establishment of such a distribution
| bureau will be discussed at the ap-
pie show to be held next week in
| Portland
Il am confident that general
selling agency can be established and
| maintained by the apple producers
of Washington, Oregon, Montana and
Idaho on the same lines as the fruit
| growers associations of California, -
stated Mr. Atwell.
The present system Of handling
the apples of the northwest does not
give the most satisfactory results
either to the grower or to the pur-
| chaser. The apple men of Wenat-
chez, Spokane, Hood River and 9TH
er districts now pull in different d.
| reCtions. AS result some of the
markets receive poor shipments and
| others are so glutted that best prices
are not obtained for the fruit.
Profit to Grower.
"At present it is possible for the
apples to be taken up by jobbers who
may realize profit which should go
to the men who grow them. If the
raisers of apples cooperate in the
distribution it will put practically
all profits in the pockets OF the men
| who plant, cultivate and harvest the
| fruit. 1t can be made certain that
all markets are equally supplied and
that uniform prices obtain. Then
the great business of shipping ap-
pies will be conducted on strictly
| business lines.
Many persons prophesy that there
will be an overproduction of apples
| in few years, in the light of the
present rate of increase. | do not
think We have any need to fear this
| believe that the investment of big
capital in apple orchards is an en-
| couraging sign. ! believe it will re-
| suit only in the general adoption of
| practical business methods in han
ding the output, as is done with the
citrus fruits Of our neighboring
| states to the SOUTH
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-11-19
Mr.. Otto Paul, Milwaukee, Wi

Mr. Otto Paul. Milwaukee. Wis,
says Foley's Honey and Tar is still
more than the best. He writes us:
All those that bought it think it is
the best for coughs and colds they
ever had and / thing it Is still more
than the best. Our baby had a bad
cold and it curei him in on, day.
Please accept thinks" Wena;chce
Drug Co. 80.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-11-19
SOCIALIST MEETINGS.

The Socialist party of Wenatchee
hold meetings every Sunday after
noon at 2 o'clock in their hall in the
basement of Harlin block, in addi-
ton to their regular meetings on
Wednesday evening OF each week.
Everybody invited to attend these
meetings for the discussion of poll
tical questions.
Wenatchee Local, Socialist Party.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-11-19
Prices Too High.

Succeeding speakers pointed out
the fact that city people are unable
to secure eatablc apples at reason
able prices because the crop is not
properly distributed, citing examples
from Spokane and other markets.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1910-11-19

Good Results Always Follow.
= The use Of Foley Kidney Pills.
They are upbuiliing. Strengthening
and soothing. Tonic in action, quick
IN results. Wenatchee Drug Co.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-01-22

vestigation il was stated that this
clause was suggested in a conference
by Congressman Ben Johnson, and
that the word Operative" was sub
stituted for the word effective
upon the suggestion of Senator Linn
"The rules as reported by Sena-
tors Linn and Combs were most
drastic and virtually placed in their
control, all legislation in the SEN
ate. Cannon's rules and methods
were mild in comparison with them
Il looked as If they had tried to out
Cannon Cannon. The senate COM
pelled some revision of them, but
the abominable two-thirds rule was
left so that 1t could cover certain
anticipated bills, especially the
county unit bill. The fight which
has been going on in the senate Tor
several days over the reference to a
committee of that bill, has all been
due to the existence of the two
thirds rule which is to be invoked to
kill that bill. The opponents of II
wish it to be referred to the commit
tee on religion and morals, which
is Overwhelmingly against It, and
will, it is believed, act unfavorably
upon il. Under that condition. the
gag rule will apply, and It requires
a vote of two-thirds TO get it up for
consideration"
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-01-22
Kentucky Kernels

George p. Reeves dies at Wickliffe.
Lexington to have big dog meet in
April.
Mrs. Elizabeth Golliday, s4, dies at
Elkton.
John Cook, Of Bath county. dies
suddenly.
Residence Of Newton Tucker. Full
ton, robbed.
Elizabethtown expects to have new
$4,000 postofice.
Residence Of VIII Archer, colored.
burned at MaVield.
Boy born TO Mr. and Mrs Henry
Powell, near Mayfeld.
National Hotel company buys the
Uona hotel at Fulton.
Fine horse of S. A. Norman of
Mayfield, killed by train.
Kentucky will sue New York for
$4,000 for selling infected cows.
Mr. George Myers, of Darlington.
and Miss Beulah Smith, OF sebree.
marry.
Dr. ]. L. Dlsmukes to erect new
three-story building at Mayfeld. Will
be used for theater, Offices and Elks'
club rooms.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-01-22
LIB LINE BOATS
WILL SOON RESUME TRIPS TO
CINCINNATI.

Mr.. George F. Phillips. local agent
Tor the Lee Line of steamboats,. has
received a letter from headquarters
Of the company, stating that two
boats will be sent out next week to
run between Cincinnati and Mem
phis.
The Lee Line is now busy arrang-
ing for their agencies along the Ohio
and Mississippi rivers and the ice is
the only obstacle. checking the re-
sumption OF the trade. With two
boats plying between Memphis and
Cincinnati, Paducah merchants will
have an opportunity to make ship
ments every week. as boat will
land here regularly one day each
week. This trade has been discon-
tinued for the last six months on ac-
count of the low water. II Is be-
Eeved the water viii remain at a
sufficiently high stage to permit the
Lee Line to operate far into the sum
mer months.
Mr.. Phillips will retain the local
agency which he has held several
years.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-01-22
Pittsburgh in Meat Crusade.

Pittsburgh, Pa. Jan. 22.-Today
street car employees by the hundreds
were signing pledges to abstain from
meat for 80 days. beginning next
Tuesday. while thousands of afiliated
members of the Iron City Trades
Council are awaiting word from their
leaders before putting into effect a
meat boycott resolution adopted by
the council last night.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-01-22
Meat Prices Cut.

Milwaukee, Wis, Jan. 22.-Porter-
house steak 10 cents a pound. sirloin
steak 10 cents & pound. pork steak IA
cents a pound, veal steak cents a
pound-these are some of the prices
quoted in advertisements in a Mil
waukee newspaper yesterday after
noon by two retail butchers. who
have responded 10 the agitation OF a
great strike in Milwaukee. One ad-
vertlsement is headed: "Meat Is
coming down" and the prices are far
below those quoted for months past
A resolution to investigate meat
prices will be introduced in the COM
mon council at the next meeting A
mass meeting has been called by the
Associated Trades Council for Feb
ruary l 3. to take action against high
prices of food products.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-01-22
~ Don't Buy Meat"

Baltimore, Nd, Jan. 22.-ButtOns
bearing the inscription, 81 don't buy
meat, do your" appeared on the
streets here in large numbers. follow
ing the action of the local federation
of labor, which adopted a resolution
calling upon all labor unionlsts and
their sy7mpathizers TO abstain from
eating meat for a period of one
month as a protest against the high
prices OF that article of food. The
movement IS no. confined to laboring
men, more thar half the requests for
buttons coming from business men
and clerks.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-01-22
Church Notes.

The ladies' Home Nilsson society
Of the Fountain Avenue Methodist
church Will meet Monday afternoon
at 2:3O With Mrs A. } Banrbeg.
922 Clay street
An enjoyable church sOC.al was
given at the Kentucky Ayemue Pros-
bytcr.an church last evening The
soc'al was 90 have been given earliey
In the year was postponed on accouu
Of the bad weather. 4 large percent
age Of the church membership were
present Games and other diversions
were enjoyed during the evening
Refreshments were served
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-01-22

The Henrietta Is due from the Ten
nessee river with ties.
From the Tennessee river with a
tow of ties the Margaret. belonging
TO the aver a Lord Tie company. Is
due.
The Cumberland. which is having
her repairs completed here. viii
leave Monday for Nashville 20 do
towing around the locks
For general oYerhauling and re-
pairs the John W. Love viii be
pulled out on the ways Monday.
Bo;h the J. A. Hook from Joppa
and the American from Cairo. ate
due in port They will leave for the
Tennessee river Immediately upon
their arrival after ties.
The /. y. Flescher left early this
morning for Cairo 20 get three OF
her barges that were carried down
with the tee. The hareea we're caught
there by the Barrett Towboat COM
pany.
The IIarth leaves tomorrow for
Caseyville with tow OF flats. Last
night she went below and captured
several barges between Metropolis
and Joppa
The Henrietta leaves Monday for
the Tennessee river after ties.
From the Tennessee river with ties
the W. r. Hardison Is due
The LYDIA Is overdue from the
Tennessee with ties.
Miscellaneous.
The J. B Richardson will arrive
tomorrow night from Nashville and
leave az noon Monday for Clarks-
vile. She returns Wednesday and
leaves again for Nashville.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-01-22
Hotels Nav Bar Meat.

Denver. Col. Jan. 22.-The boy
colt on meat VIII be brought to the
attention Of the Western Hotel Mems
Protective association at a meeting
of that organization TO be held in
Chicago January 81. according to a
statement made here by President
Samuel Dutton, of that association.
A proposition to make the hotel men s
organization a national one will be
discussed at that time, and If the
plan materializes the boycott on meat
will develop into a national move
ment.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-01-22

The Russell-I.ord was last night
moved over 10 the Kentucky shore
TO avoid any danger of ice She un-
derwent a thrilling experience yes
tcrdsy but was unhurt
Ice practically thInned out 10
nothing last night but again this
morning u showed up and is COM
ing down in large quantitics. How
ever IL cannot compare with that OF
yesterday Rncrmrn say 10 viii an
pass out by tonight or tomorrow
Mr G NJ. Budd. president OF the
A. r. Budd Coal company. Is lu the
city Mr. Budd last night captured
"a stray barge owned by the Camp
bell Greek Coal company with the
togboat Anna S. Cooper
The gasoline launch Joe Scott
bearing tho name Of lts owner. a
millionaire OF Pittsburgh. viii be
hauod out on the marine ways Mon
day for repairs. Mr. Scott has re-
turned from a cruise in southern
waters. -
The Kentucky was able TO go 90
Brooknort this morning and return
cd ana Is receiving freight at the
" wharfboat She will leave this even
INK az 6 O'Clock for Riycrton. Ala
The towboat Egan Is making up "A
tow OF coal here snd viii leave to-
morrow for Memphis. II the ice
passes ont boy that time.
No word has been heard of the
John r. Lowry for two days
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-01-22

FTRST-The Rev w. A. Fite
pastor Sunday school at 9;3o
Mems Bible class meets al $3.50 IN
the auditorium Preaching at l0:45
and 7.30 Subject OF the moruing
sermon. Reasons for the Existence
OF the Disciples Of Christ " Subject
OF the evening sermon. "I'he Sale OF
the Soul"
TENTH STREET-The Rev. c. u.
Wyatt. pastor. Sunday school at
$3.50. Preaching at II and 1880.
Subject Of the morning sermon.
God on Earth" Subject Of the
evening sermon. "The Value OF a
Purpose" Christian Endeayor al
$50.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-01-22

GRACE CHURCH-The Rev D.
c. Wright, rector. Holy communion
at 1880 a. m. Sunday school $3.50
a. m Morning prayer and sermon
1O;45. Annual mass meeting Of
the Sunday school unions OF the city
at $3.50 p. m. Evening prayer ami
sermon 1880. Dr. William Walter
Smith, the Sunday school worker
from New York. will preach both
morning and evening. and give his
most interesting talk at the mass
meeting in the afternoon.
GOOD SHEPHERD HoUSE-The
Rev. Il. c. McAllister. minister. Sun
day school at 2:3O p. IN. Evening
prayer and sermon 1880. Wednesday
night service and address 1880.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-01-22
RIVER NEWS

River Forecast.
The Ohio at Paducah will con-
time rising for the neat "a hours.
TOday's Arrivals.
Kentucky from Brookport.
Harth from Metropolis.
Cowling from Metropolis.
Bette Owen from Brookport.
Today's Departures.
George Cowling for Metropolis.
Kentucky for Riyerton. Ala.
owen for Brookport.
Ohio for Golconda.
!. n. Flescher for Cairo.
River and Weather.
Gauge at a. m. today read 3O.7
feet, indicating rise OF 1.6 feet
since yesterday. Weather clear and
business fair.
TowbOat Talk.
The Dick C.. Pape left last night
for the Tennessee river after a tow
of ties.
The Condor came up from Joppa
today to receive the Henrletta's tow.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-01-22

Teachings and Their Relations to
Poverty" Subject OF the evening
sermon, Three Great Facts Estab-
ldshing Christianity" Special music
at both services. Epworth league
at 6:45. Mems Bible class meets nj
9:8O. President Rhodes wiA be the
leader.
FOUNTAIN AVENUE-The Rev.
C. w. Banks. pastor. sunday school
at $50. Preaching morning and
evening by the pastor Special
musc mt the evening service.
SOUTH sIDE-The Rev j. b.
Pearson. pastor Sunday school at
Third street at 10 o'clock. Preach
ing at Third Street at IL O'Clock.
sunday school at Littie's Chapel aud
Guthrie Avenue al o'clock. Preach
ing at Little's Chapel at and at
Guthrie at 1880
EPWoRTH MlSSION-John L.
Robinson. superintendent. Sunday
school at $3.50.
The Home Mission society OF tue
Broadway Methodist church vii
meet Monday afternoon at . O'CLOCK
ln the church par.ors.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-01-22
Atlanta Joins Strike.

Atlanta, Ga. Jan. 22.-Joining
with the labor organizations adj over
the country in a fight against pre-
yaiiing high food prices. local labor
leaders held a conference to decide
on calling a mass meeting of all labor
unions. William Van Houten. presi-
dent of the Atlanta Federation of
Labor. and Jerome Jones. editor of
the Journal of Labor. urged the cir
culation of pledges to abstain from
the eating of all meats for one
month.