Gilpin observer., 1910-12-29

The time spent in making explana-
tions and apologies could be more
profitably spent in making amends.
A lady correspondent wants to
know If 1t would be good form to
give bathing suit party. We can as
sure her no other kind will attend.
Wifey makes bread like mother
used to make and hubby makes the
same excuses that father used to
make.
You don't want to know what peo-
pie really think of you. You know
what you think of other people would
only make them feel bad.
The man whose advice is worth
anything is too busy looking after
successful business to be peddling it
around.
Don't be ashamed to do right. Your
example will often stiffen up the
backbone of the man who is faltering.
The wise window dresser who has
some article which he wishes to draw
male attention places it in the same
window with tho ladies' hosiery dis
play.
1t may not always be best to think
twice before you speak. Sometimes
your audience may get out of ear
shot
Good judgment will save you lot
Of needless labor-and some peoples
judgment is that all work is needless.
It's harder for man who has been
up to appear natural in lowly posi-
tion than 1t is for one who has risen
to fill his part as If used to 1t.
himself sometimes to know what
wretch he is in comparison to what
his sweetheart thinks he is.
It is all right to marry on the the
ory that two can live as cheaply as
one-but the ratio is likely to fluct-
uate.
II human beings were on the tax
rolls. there are lot Of people who
would not place such a high esti-
mate on themselves.
The reason some people are so
modest about advertising their char
ity is because others who heard about
1t would also be asking for donations.
Swearing off from your bad habits
every New Years is another bad hab-
1t that you should overcome.
There is no need to debate as to
whether thing is right or wrong. II
there is any chance for argument
there is not much chance Of its be-
ing entirely right.
Lillian Russell says that when all
women dress as well as she does
there will be fewer divorces. Lillian
without marriages.
Roosevelt says he will not be a
candidate in 1912. If he wants to be
candidate he is politician enough to
know that to acknowledge 1t at this
time would be fatal.
In Norway woman's suffrage law
has been passed-and nullified by
putting in provision that all women
voting must take oath that their age
is over twenty-five years.
A man don't like to have n friend
Of his tell him the condolences OF
some feminine friend when he had
thought he was himself the only one
she was confiding in.
It may be some satisfaction to
know that those who are benefited
the most by the tariff are the ones
who get stung for custom duties on
their wivos' clothes.
Whom your wife tells you she show.
cd poor Judgment in marrying you,
accept her arguments quietly as a
demonstration of your superior wis
dom ct critical moment OF your
lives.
Tho Transcript anxiously inquiries:
Wonder what became Of King Man
uels chorus girl in the excitement
OF moving to Gibralter?" We presume
that in the generel retreat she
Showed her legs"
The house OF a young Chicago
couple was recently burned by one
OF tho hubby's former sweethearts.
In c'ther words. the fire was set by
an old flame.
Senator La Toilette voted for high.
er print paper schedules. Minnesota
congressman voted for protection for
potato starch and butter. and every
other state had some pet industry.
We cuss the schedules wanted by
some other state and that state
cusses the schedules we want. and
20 on ad infinitum. This tariff max.
ing 10 fine business from any stand.