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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-03-27


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th.1E "a little in every paper people VIII
only think a little ~ g. but II bend all
my energies ou one paper, and that a very
important one. and advertise 30 there
uniquely Tor a month or SO the very oddly
% the thing viii attract attention"
so he went 10 the office OF "rhe Daily
HOWler' and said
Il want 10 buy every page in your paper
Tor advertising purposes"
And the business manager told him u
couldn't be- done.
10 tle advertising man showed him what
large check he could write. and then thr
business manager said il was possible. and
the next day ar Man had every page n
1.-The Daily Howler" There WAS nor 4
murder, NOT biz Of editorial speculation.
not thing 81 any sort I'm The paper. eN-
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CCopyrsht by James POtt s Co. New YorNl

But if Puner was daffy he was also edl-
tor and what he said went.
oh how happy the typesetters were when
they learned that they would have 70 spell
Christmas but once
And IL they were happy, think how moFH
than happy the poets We're who were told
that no stun would be accepted that hmted
az the glad season, and that stockings were
barred. whatever their pattern.
And the sketch and story writer's. They
Can.c % Mr. PUffer with tears in their eyes
ard said 10 him YOU have saved orr
lives Now We can write with enthusiasm
We had Begun 70 hate Santa Claus and We
hated 70 hate him. for he is such nice old
fellow out we have had 70 ring So many
changes on him that the sight OF a snowy
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-03-27

Doctor. O met medical nractitionef q.
new KIM ,ae other dly. ARD can't e.s
SIfy him. te diaSuos'- al dlse"s.
looking at cine finger nails of As JAZZ
NJ hat would YOU tJll u.u
"a should can him h-nols.
Tribune
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wintrv y>~e-ioggy pictures. and by the tine
Christmas Day came they were positively
hungry for them.
And that is why Mr. PuNer's Christmas
fssue. flII Of Christmas stories and pictures
heat an records Its circulation was only
FIVE or six short Of sixteen millions
And Mr.. Puffer made 80 much money ln't
ne and his wife have been travelling ever
since and they always spend ChTis'nias w
the city where st. Nicholas was born am
they hans up their stockings and 90 throush
the notions and emotions. because there's
a good deal I'm shat Christmas spirit II you
don set too much Of e.
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rri9nd Ito interesting invaIid1-Ns,,..
MIND dear. you'll soon be bette.
member IT'S only the uood that ~.
young. '@' ois
interesting lnvalid-Vou'vs not a A..
w'onI way You mean It's only 49,.
young who die good. 0S 'hs
Illustrated blts
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Married Authority dear boz, can.
not buy you trumpet. You Nouid dis
furS me TOO much with a.
Boy--But I would only play a Nhen
you were asleep papa!
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INSULT TO INJURY 49,.
Ruralar silt 10 wealthy grocer 1,' b
49,. out AZ h. and DO this tstt ~ a
INTO a parcsl. . never was no "'
that kind Of thing! comis Culs
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And do you think, doctor, you will
like me?"
my dear madam. 7 wart TO marry
your daughter only thas may have you
as my mother in-i law"
-E1ierertr EiItter.
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The editor was getting mp his Christmas
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81 ENCLOSE an interesting clipping mar
viii appeal especially 10 you. LEI
mc Know what sou think of H.
And thcn she doesn't inclose IL ana me
recipient Of her letter Naiuly hunts for IT,
The uon-iuclosing habit follows me posl@l
route an over tho world.
N can be carried 10 maddeniue extremes,
rs when tlle Young man who iS stranded IN
the West receives lowing leJter from his
mother. Dol which, after telling him AN The
lttle mC1nscguencos 0f his native village.
she SAYS. 81 DID not know what 10 get sou
for your birthday and $50 iucl0se "a s. bill.
Imagine tbo feelings OF tEc poor tender
foot down go h.s last cent, when De ind
that she Ias forgotten the Enclosure. II
only SHE had forgotten tho village gossip
ana remembered The thing that would have
made that particular letter memorable.
lu thc same class a. the uon-inclOsers
arc those who SAP. 'Df coarse, George NIL
have written SOU about tle mysterious
happenings iu the house Of cynthia Alien
daie IIop do you account Tor ueme"
II IS moro tDau ltko.y that if George has
written az all De ufU have said. 81 suppose
abe; Emme has lo,d you aA aboUt the
blood ,lrdlng affair 90 cynthia -Aleudale'S,
80 ,,.I nos waste your tims bv telling you
abCar 81. Blt wasn't i- aufuIF What are
yee c3arnp zoo"
- uu.y George and Gamma had assumed
tIai tae o.ler had not ,o.d single tling
ah0Ut tIe interesting affair, Here ana
tHeie sIe Ierp,l who hate o. receive letters
but nu-t uf rs Ese human tlcaEcu DE
Tla:soi aud So .H writing put Boz all Tie
hurnau tcu,Ges .ou can think or and don't
us-'Eae Ust .-ho otAer fellow has vr.ttsa
AL THE .1terest ing ueV-. because sou may
Cc,,s-. ,rou i- la hasn't
And remember % rut in the Enclosure
s.ea 81 vol :oreet 20 posi- the letter con-
tLiuiEg g.
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Fellow countrymen," he-say. II step
among YOU and shake hands with my
ancestors" loud hand-slap for this)
Because I. too, have Dutch blood in my
brains" (AIl Holland bursted by BAN
zais.) When l return to Holland l feel
like 1 was returning TO one of My Poll
icies. 1 love your canals-they remind
me Of Panama. I love your windmills-
they remind me of some ReaCtionary
Statesmen I have crushed in their mad
happings. I shall ever seize Holland in
the fond grab Of memory. Its low green
fields shall be ever in my heart, its tall
red dams forever in my vocabulary.
And as TO your native Stork-well, 1
have oftenly thought Of trading our Ma
tional Bird for yourn." Continual ova-
tons from the Glider van Stork.)
And let me say. in speaking Of birds.
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ReJoftine Tricks They
Play 10 Make Innocence
Look Like GufIf.

If the campaign, which was started about
three months ago by the State Controller.
Clark williams. against bogus sleuths. II
carried to successful end, there VIII be
several hundred employees Of private de-
tective agencies looking for other jobs. The
Controller is hot OH the trail Of crooked
detectives and he has made up his mind
10 leave no stone unturned until he has
brought 10 Justice the men Who for years
have made 1t their custom to extort money
from victims and to furnish false evidence
at divorce trials.
Investigation has disclosed that there Is
large number of private detectives and
detective agencies in greater New York
that operate without state licenses. and
many of them, according to statements
made by Allen P. Hallett, the State Con-
troller's personal representative in New
York City. have been guilty of grave mis-
conduct. Justices Of the Supreme Court. the
state -Legisla ture and many lawyers, among
others. are assisting i'm the effort 10 root
out these "sleuths." who are engaged not
only in the most contemplate sort of work.
but who also do a great injury to the bust
ness in which are many reputable men.
Mr.. Halett, who also holds the office OF
Corporation Tax Commissioner. told a
Tribune reporter the other day of the cam
paign which has been started by the Con-
troller against unlicensed sleuths, and he
also pointed out some of the evils that
are perpetrsted by these quasi detectives.
What has been done TO root out the
bogus gum shoe men?" the reporter asked
Mr.. Hallett.
The task Of detecting these detectives"
began Mr.. Hallett, has already resulted in
eight men being bound over for Special
Sessions for operating without license. but
in round numbers there are eight hundred
more TO be caught. The detective agents OF
the Controllers Office have since last jan
usry swooped down upon a number Of
bogus secret service bureaus and locating
agencies and have closed them UP. There
were two women detectives caught in the
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the others He called, and got no answer
The mob was already hammering At the
fimsy door. He ran down narrow passage
and hid up TO HIS neck in a pool Of water.
The mob rushed I'm with torches and
bundles Of burning straw. In the lead was
a Chinese convert. He found Miss Patter-
son hardly concealed. and hurried her
through passage 10 a safe hiding place
under a ledge. She and DIR. Machle alone
escaped
The mob found the others one after an
other and dragged them 20 the door Of the
temple ana killed them. Mrs Machle was
speaking 20 them Of her faith when she
was struck down from behind. Little Amy
was killed soon after. Miss C'hesnuts Ia st
act was 20 dress an ugly wound in the
head % a boy who had been hit by a flying
stone. DR.. Nschle and Miss Patterson were
rescued later by the soldiers. Meantime
the mob had burned the mission buildings.
the hospital and the native church, which
had Just been erected"
Trouble in China" brings 10 almost every
one the thought of the Boxer rising of 1900,
OF the brave defence OF the British Legation
and its gallant relief. and OF the bloody toll
that was taken from the foreigners and
missionaries on their isolated posts IN the
interior. IN little more than q month l55
Protestant missionaries were put 70 death.
both men and women, with fifty-fhree OF
heir children. OF these tVenty-four were
Americans. Thirty-ave Roman Catholic
bishops. priests and nuns are known 10
have been murdered. and the list is thought
70 be sull incomplete
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I'VE might be included in this. ao-
stract Nogi with brassface expression
I'VE might, but could we?" I recoil
Bv door of this Peace Palace we find
Hon. Janitor asleep behind his old oaken
shoes. It is impossible TO keep awake in
the midst Of so much Peace. While
Hon. Janitor was less awake, me & NOgt
make sneak-step to interior Of this
famous Music Hall. We stored our
selves silently away under the beneath
side of a front-bench: and pretty soonly
Hon. Audience begin arriving in with de-
pressed feetfalls peculiar to weddings.
Behind the seats where we was tucked :
famous Russian peacemakers set down
and rested their umbrellas across Nogfs
neck. This make very neat umbrella
rack: but Nogi did not like them Profess
sors because of Russian nationality. His
mind got so full of Port Arthur that it
nearly went off with peev.
OF finally a Dutch-spesking band ar
rived to platform & play Our Country
IT'S for You" Then Hon. Roosevelt,
wearing a orange out OF respect for VIM
Of Oranges. elope I'm escorted by Hon.
Prince Consort. Count Leo TolstOi, Hon.
And Carnegie, Hon Gift PinChot and 6
members of the Jeffries-Johnson Arbi-
tration League. He step upwards to
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Japdnese Reporter
IcoopS All RiVoIs

evcDtful con1e-Up. Enthusiasm was
compressed with dificulty. o sach tire
ful wait! 10000 infantile babies present
kept up such sad banzai Of vreep-cries
that several Suffragettes voted for race
suicide and went home.
or finally. foot. toot,i Hon Train
anne boiling around curve with boots.
N-ery peasant in Holland stood ready
with his wooden shoes in his hand pre-
pared TO make spsnk-noises Of applause.
Silence heard ererywheres. Hon Train
stop up. Hon. Door flop ope-and be-
holt', The smile that lit UP Darkest
Africa. that filed The Congo with bull
lets and scorched through the Great
Thirst OF the SouGan as far as the Great
'Quenoh ar Csiro-thst Smile stepped
forthiy upon the platform and said with
unqualified teeth.
Fellow Knickerbockers. f. IS bully to
he home again.
/ am disabled TO describe yhe scenery
that followed. Therefore 7 shall try. 1t
was a Dutch treat to observe how they
raved With patriotic stampedes. dancing
square & circular waltzes i'm respectful
attempt 10 appear Sufficiently hysterical.
l0oOO00 wooden shoes, dumped to-
gether in unison. made such joyful noise
that all cars was injured. Next on the
program was silence. Hon. Mayor Of
Hague step forwards with dyspepsia ex-
preston peculiar TO one who is going To
have a speech. So he read folloeing
praise-pcern:
Prom Corlear's Hook
To Nodlevraam,
Van Roosenveldt
Van Amsterdam
o Theodore
De Corkerdam."
When transferred into English this
makes following sweet sing-song:
Welcome to our Native Son
who's went and did so much
For after all is said and done.
You cannot beat the Dutch
Hon. Roosevelt step forwards in the
midst Of bushes.
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FIT AT THE F1ACUF>---By Toeoeram The Tribune
Gables the .Wese,S
Before Ii Hdppens

platform IN the midst OF Republican
Convention noises OF AZ comparative
ovatlons.
Fellow n1arksmen." he-say rising IN
wards. before returning TO America Z
wish to speak OF Peace. Peace. Hon.
Dearsirs. IS like meat IN high-cost times.
n Is hard 10 get. and 10 Is dsrnslzht
harder 70 keep. Peace and rhinoceroses
is alike In ore way. both should -
hunted with caution and 12-bore gun.
When you see either brute coming az
you, shoot first and arbltrats after
wards. BY that rule have tanned els-
plants. both African and Republican
This is the secret Of my success IN hunt
ing both in the wi1ds OF Washeezi and
the tames Of Washington. The man
who goes for dangerous game Ike Peace
with the Constitution IN one hand and a
shepherds crook IN the other had better
be a rapid runner. a smooth swimmer
and a quick climber.
"And IL there are any reporters pres
ent" Cloud trembles by ne & Nog) II
wish to say right here IN the midst OF
Holland. that I have not discussed tho
political shape-ups IN America IN any
way, shape or manner. And any press
boy who cablygraphs to his paper that 7
have said things that haven't. deserves
to stink forever with a dishonest sob into
the mucky m1slstrom OF deliberate men,
daCity.''
Ne e. Nogi make creep 20 door BY
crawling behind peoples knees.
"And now. ere the afternoon IS faded
away. let US take up and finish the trri-
tating question Of Universal Peace
Thusly that Voice that made America
famous barked out through Hague Hall
like a bulldog settling a family dispute
in a nest Of Doves. And while me &
Nogi tap-toed away we could hear all
Holland making maddy slap-hand Of ar
probation like they was not afraid Of
breaking their fingers when their hearts
was in their gloves.
Hoping you are the same
Yours truly
HASHIMURA TOGO.
(Copyrfznt. 1910. by the Associated Literary
Press)
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ORIGIN OF "PRoTo-MARTYR. >

But the road % the Christian Church has
always been q dark one IN China. The acts
Of mobs long ago gave new word 10 the
English language as Il is spoken in the
Far Esst-the word ''proto- The
proto-msrtyr IS the fret person. foreigner or
native who IS killed for the Christian faith
in each province. This tragic honor list
was written in full many years ago against
the roll % all China's eighteen provinces
and four dependencies. The names are in
sclihed on the walls 90 the assembly hail
in the Young Mems Christian Association
az Shanghai. and the room is called The
Martyrs Memorial Han
when Chlnh's war with Japan came 20
a close. in the spring 81 1895. a sect whose
members called themselves the Negctarians
arose iu The province 81 Fuhkien. on the
Coz L 81 Southern China. Parity religious.
partly political the Vegetarisns Ieagued
themselves 10 destroy ell foreigners.
Twelve wom.n and four men. nearly all
from Australia and New Zealand. were liv-
ing in "a mouusain Etsiage near ku-Cheng
One morning at sunrise a land OF eighty
Nogetarians rushed the houses. burst In the
doors and dragged the women from their
beds Robert stewart. the leader OF the
mission. was KILLED by a sword thrust as
be fought 20 defend his wife. They we're
killed together. In the two rooms behind
them, entered by doors through their own.
were their seven children. Kathleen and
Mildred. two 90 their daughters. escaped
through q window with two little brothers
and . baby sister Of one year.
Mildred turned back 20 save the other
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On the Boardwalk
Attractions of Spring Draw Many
TO Atlantic City.

Atlantic City. April c3.-The large num-
Der of entries which are coming from en-
thusiastc golfers for the annual spring
tournament of The Atlantic City Country
Club on April %. - and 30 indicates that
the affair will be one of the most interest
ing of its kind in years.
The Marlborough Blenheim will he the
headquarters for the spring meeting Of the
American Society of Mechanical Engineers.
which will he held at Atlantic city May
81 to June 5.
Atlantic City is much interested in the
plans for sane Fourth of July. and re-
allies that something interesting must he
substituted for the carnival of senseless
noise that has held sway so long.
Guests at the Traymore are very fond Of
going w to the tower reading room. from
which there is a ma gnifcent view OF the
coast, with Old Ocean in varying moods
blue under the sunlight, gray and terrible
under a northeast storm or calm and rosy
under the brilliant sunset. An elevator
brings one to the top and lands visitors i'm
hallway, which runs through a conserva-
tory with flowers in full bloom.
A notable guest at the Windsor this week
IS the Count Talleyra nd Perigord. a cousin
Of Count Boni Castellane. New York
quests at the Windsor include Guy O.. Ray
mond. Mrs z. Evans Porter and Quincy
Evans Porter.
Among recent New York guests at the
Shelburne was Clifford W. Hartridge, the
New York attorney. who came down 10 the
shore with Mr.. and Mrs. Lloyd Lowndes
of Cumberland, Md, for a week end stay
other New York folk spending the spring
season at this hotel include Mr. and Mrs
e. L. Strong. Mr.. and Mrs Jerome Levine,
Mr.. and Mrs. II. p. Sandberger and Mr.
and Mrs. Roswell George
Guests at the Marlborough Blenheim
from New York include DR.. and Mrs. w. NJ
Bradshaw, f. l.. Warren. Randall Hay
Harold Maxwell. Mrs. NJ A. Alexander.
Miss Lindsey and Miss Sears.
The Dennis is entertaining f. n. Monk.
member of the Canadian Parliament.
who. with Mrs. Monk. is here for an ex-
tended stay. Wallace Bertholf. u. S. N.
with Mrs. Berthof. Is at this house for
the early spring. A. ". Wiggin. vlce-presi-
dent Of tho Chase National Bank, Miss
Mural Wiggin and Dr. and Mrs. Mont
gomery Roche are among other New York
ers here
Among the guests NJ the Chelsea are Mrs
IT, Williamson Pell. Miss Edith Kneeland.
Mr. and Mrs George Pence, Miss Nj. r.
Pallier and the Misses Gwendolyn and Louis
Rappetto. The international society OF the
Daughters OF the American Revolution ana
the New Jersey Bankers Association will
have their headquarters at the Chelsea
early I'm May.
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a word about hunting. Some prevari-
ated liars of my acquaintance have ac-
cused me CT shooting birds without
license. This is as truthless as 1T Is
false. While in Africa-and l acknowl-
edge have been there-I never raised
an angry trigger against any song-bird
what wasn't making a public nuisance
of herself. Against the llar-bird and
the cannon-bird and the aldrich- headed
hawk I have carried on a war of ruth
less determination. When I return
backwards to America l expect to con-
tinue extinguishing harmful & danger
Gus birds-and ] am going to begin on
the Chanticleer Hat the first wad out Of
the gun. But | will say right here, in
the face of every correspondent assem-
bled here TO misquote me, that l never
yet have murdered a lady Stork who was
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FLED FROM ATTACKS OF MOB.

Next DAY the wrath Of the mob turned
from the Sisters TO the consul While a
bombardment OF stones was wreckinE his
house, he fed 10 the magistrate and de-
msnded protection for his belongings. His
body was safe, the magistrate told him,
IL he stayed where he was. IF he went
out-that was different
The Frenchmsn ran from the house FUN
ing, with a revolver in each haud and his
clerk at his heels. The two men faced the
mob az the consulate and ordered them
hack with a shout a stone struck the
consul in the chest and brought him down
on one knee. He shot the man who threw
H. shower of stones came hack, an
swsred b. a rattle Of revolver shots Then,
with roar the mob charged When the
bodies Of the two victims had been sIsshed
ana beaten the crowd surged against the
orphansge. The gates went down before
a bsttering ram of'heavy timber. One after
another the nuns were caught and killed
with fearful abuse. Cathedral, orphansge
and consulate were hreu and left 10 burn.
with as many OF the nearby houses as
might catch FIRE.
Their a runner came rr~- the city cate
70 say that three of .the hated foreigners.
two men and a woman. had escaped and
were on the road 10 the east. The mob
gave chase and overlook the travellers
two miles from the gates.
They were a young Russian trader. his
bride OF two weeks and a friend. They
had no notion that they were I'm danger
Until the mob was clsmorng about their
wagon. The bridegroom was felIed from
behind with blow from a boat sweep. His
friend. unarmed. like himself. lived TO SEQ
the young wife get a fatal sword thrust
then he fell I'm his turn.
Twenty Europeans died In these riots and
as many native Christians. Within a week
sfterwsrd the fan makers Of Tien-Tsin were
turning out paper fans on which the muir
ders were pictured in plentiful and ehastIy
detail The souvenirs had an enormous
sale: their designs were multiplied and
improved In HUNDREDS Of fresh editions. and
for months all the girls Of the region en-
joyed the sight OF the pictured fate which
some day they hoped might fan on ell
foreign devils"
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doing her proper duty by her eggs"
After the race-riot Of enthusiasm had
finally choked itself into silence. Hon.
Crown Prince step forwards with crooked
arm & report,
"If it is solemnly agreeable to your
Experienced Highness. would you af-
fably step over To the Royal Palace,
have lunch with Queen Willie and en-
joy look at the principal product OF
Holland. which we have on exhibition
What are the principal product OF
Holland-cheese >" require Hon T. With
enquiring eyeglasses.
NO, Babies" report Hon. Prince with
husband-voice peculiar to Consorts.
So they part off In gold carriage sur
rounded by Swat Rough Riders, while
me & Nogi and the rest OF the popula-