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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04
URGE CANCER CURE TEST.
New York to Be Asked to Pay for Treat
ing Ten Patients.

A strong hope of curing cancer or at
least greatly ameliorating the condition
of cancer patients, by means of inocula-
ton is held out in the report of Harvey
X. Gaylord. director of the cancer
laboratory of the State Department of
Health at Buffalo. This hope is basel
on extended experimentation during the
past year in the incubation of vaccina-
ton OF various animals, mainly rats,
with the cancer virus. 1T appears"
says the report, that where the resist
ance of the animal is not sufficiently
awakened by one incubation of the
tumor, this resistance can be heightened
by repeated doses. and in a considerable
proportion of cases immunity can be
raised 10 a point which will bring about
cure. AS we strongly urged the leg
lslature in our eighth and ninth annual
reports. the time has come when we
should begin experimentation with
human beings. To do this it is necessary
that a number of patients should be
maintained for this purpose. The only
basis ON which work of this kind can be
done is where the patient submits him
self for experimental purposes, and it is
necessary under such conditions that tn,
state should pay the maintenance of the
patient 1T is impossible to under
take systematic work of this kind unless
a sufficient number of the patients can
be placed under observation. to make
the figures sufficiently conclusive to cor
roborate any conclusions which may be
reached. Funds sufficient to enable us
to maintain ten patients is the least
amount which can be of value if this
work is to be undertaken. Statistics
are given to show that cancer continues
to Increase The report says that in the
United States it has increased from 9
per 100000 population in 1850 to AZ in
1900, an average Of about 90 in 1901.
and al average of more than 20 in 1906.
In New York State in 1909 1924 cases
of cancer we're reported to 1898 eases
of tuberculosis
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04
DO NOT ACCEPT A SUBSTITUTE
when you want Perry DdVfs' PGfnkitsr, as nothns
$ as good for rheumatism, neuralgia and similaf
Eonbles 20 years in constant nse- 2ac ~ NJ -
RESTAURANT rats"
They Are EffectualIy Expelled by Sim.
pie Proprietorial Order.


There is a large collection Of feminine
head adornment at Smith 81 McNeirs
restaurant on Washington street, which
yesterday graced the heads of fifty pref,
ty mattresses in that establishment, bul
now lies neglected in a dark corner.
Thomas X. Mcneil, the proprietor, Yes,
terday issued a summary order that
made the fifty girls shed the varied as.
sortment OF curls, rats, putfs, switches
etc.
Mcneil founded his present place Of
business fifty years ago. Although he
is now more than So years of age, he
gets down at O'clock in the morning
and remains until noon. Just about noon
yesterday he took a peep into the din
ing rooms. Then he scratched his head
thoughtfully, and called Kelly. his su
perintendent
Tell each one of those girls to take
the baskets cut of their hair and peel
off all of that frumpery," he began.
It's gettin' so it's making some Of
'em round shouldered to carry ali that
gear on top of their heads"
HE can't mean it,"
'The idea!"
Take off my hair, why it's every bit
my ownv' were some of the eXclama.
tons as the order was communicated.
When protests failed to prove availiug
tears were tried "Ill resign at once"
said handsome brunette, shaking
hirsute monument that projected several
inches above her crown.
But she didn't resign. With forty
nine other girls she served the food,
stopping occasionally to voice her indig-
nation to some other fellow sufferer
Some of the old-time patrons gasped
with surprise. 'Golly," said one to his
favorite waitress, IF it makes all that
difference taking off little hair, l won
der what would happen if you changed
your dress. Chicago Examiner.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04
FAMOUS AS FISH EATERS.
Greeks and Romans Fond of Sea Food
Sturgeon Only for Kings Table.

Many famous persons both in mod
ern and ancient times have been known
as devoted fish eaters. Cats, Queen of
Syria, was 50 fond Of fish that she or
dered all caught within the limits of her
kingdom to be brought to her in order
that she might he continually supplied
with the choicest quality. i'hi}oXencs Of
Cytheria on learning from his physician
that he must die of Indigestion from hay
ing eaten excessively OF Il delicious fish
said: BE it so, bat before | go allow
me to finish what remains
Athens was city of fish eaters and
It's cooks were famous for their knowl-
edge Of cooking fish The wise writers
of the day spent much time in recording
recipes for preserving fish In salt. oil or
herbs. There was Il law in the city
that forbade a tiShm0nger to sit down
until he had disposed of all his stock on
the ground that II standing position made
HIM more submissive and inclined To sell
at a reasonable price. How would that
do for the beef trust:
The Romans inherited from the Greeks
their love Tor fish Her soldiers were
fed on fish, her generals ate fish, her SEN
ators We're epicures in fish and her en-
perorS recognized no dish more desirable
than fish.
Lucullus caused q canal to be cut
through Il mountain near Naples to bring
up the sea and its fishes TO the center Of
the gardens of his sumptuouS villa. The
love of fish i'll those days was mania.
The red muilet was priced beyond all
food. A sauce called garum, made from
the entrals and blood of macllerel and
other fishes, brought high prices. and
great prizes We're offered the man who
could make n similar sauce out of the
liver of the red lnuet.
In more modern times kings have been
known for their liking for fish. In the
reign of Edward IL. in England sturgeon
could be served only on the Kings table.
In France tishmongers were licensed hv
the King. Louis MI. was so fond Of
fish he appointed six ishmongers to sup
ply his table. Francis L. had twenty
TWO and Henry the Great twenty-four.
Under the reign Of Louis XIV. fish
eating became as popular at the French
court as it had ever heca IN Rome.
story is told that when FISH tailed to ar
rive from the seacoaSt in time for a
grand dinner being given by the Prince
Of Condo TO the King, the princes chef.
an illustriouS puryeyor of fish. was 50
chagrined he ran to his chamber. took
his sword and pierced his heart.-Boston
Globe.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04
The Woman and the Dog.

A crowd gathered mt Tenth and Bar
ton streets to watch IA handsome fox ter
r'ier that was running about, nose in air
White froth was running from the dogs
mouth.
He's madr' yelled fat man.
The fox terrier stood in the center Of
the group. with wide-open eyes, either
too mad or too frightened to move
At this iuncturc, the policeman ar
rived, a dozen voices began to tell
him that the dog was mad; that it must
be killed: that it had been swapping at
tue children that it began to froth when
it passed Il pool Of water. and how best
to shoot
\ tall, Quiet-louking woman pushed
through the crowd and started toward
the dog. \ dozen men yelled at her,
two or three men grabbed at her
She picked mp the dog and started out
of the crowd. The policeman stopped
her with:
Madam that dog is mad He must
be shot, Look at the foam coming out
of his mouth
Foam" she said contemptuously.
That's Il cream puff he was eating =
81 Louis Dispatch.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04

Mrs Stuyvesant Fish, at luncheon
III New York, said with good humored
mockery of the sufragettes
IF they keep on their outlook really
will become as naiyely selfish as Mrs.
nashs.
MIR. Dash, as his young wife posed
before the mirror in a decollete gown
from the dearest shop in the Rue de In
PAX Mr. Dash. regarding the pretty
little lady indulgently, said, with a sigh:
You do look nice in that frock, dear.
bpt il cost me heap of money.
she flung her arms about his neck
You dear old boy, she cried, what
do care for money when it's . question
Of pleasing YOU Washington Star
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04
FINDS HER UNCLE.
How Little New York Girl Was Re
warded for Persistency.

just because Rosa Becker of GIG Fifth
street is such smart little uirl and
learns all things from off of teacher.
from writings and readings, she has
found for herself Il rich uncle who owns
a clothing store, and who has come all
the way from Minneapolis to see her and
the sister whom he left forty years ago
in Russia.
Now he is here in New York and no
gave big party last night at the Beck
er home, and all the other little girls of
the nelghborhood are consumed with
envy. For ROSa's uncle brings her u
cloak from off the clothing store. and n
iur tlppy and "fromgold" chain. and
her mother is respondent in his gifts.
Rosa, who Is II years Old, had heard
hundreds of times of the uncle who
crossed the ocean 10 America when
Rosa ; mother was little girl. and who
was never heard from again. So when
Mrs. Becker met man from her homo
town III Russia on the street the otTf,r
day she asked him if he had ever heard
any news of the lost Israel. He fold her
taat a letter had come to the village
about Twenty-Five years ago saving he
was l4 beElls' Lake, y. ID. Rosa was
appealed to nj once.
II asked Rosa. who GOES IN fI,n srb,.-.l
1t She knows where this Devils Lake i =
explained the radiant Mrs. Becker last
night, and so wonderful things do tbey
,eacn by the school that she thinks only
"a minute, and then She says YES
10 RoSa. on her own responsibility
wrote 10 the mayor ana TO the .'counsji :;
and she received letter saying that bor
Uncle had lived there for many vaars
nHt had opened prosperous store in
Minneapolis III
80, says Rosa, then I get busv st
once and ! write to him there and i get
sure enough a letter which wants infor-
found her brother. and me nm II,,oIo H a, =
we are all 50 happy. And its inst IEa
stories I'D the books we read Inv rIc
Sch"o. New York World
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04

MUnyon's Paw Paw Pie coax tho
liver into activity by gentle methods,
They do not scour, grippe or weaken. They
are q tonic to the stomach, liver and
nerves invigorate instead OF weaken,
They enrich the blood and enable the
stomach to get all the nourishment FROM
food that is put into 1t. These pills con-
tain no calomel; they are soothing. heal
ing and stimulating. For sale by all drug
gists in 10c and Csc sizes. If you need
medical advice, write Munyon's Doctors.
They will advise to the best of their abh-
fly absolutely free of Charge MUM
VOWS, 53d and Jefferson SITS, Phil
RdeIDhia, Pa.
Munyon's Cold Remedy cures a cold in
one day. Price 25c. Munyon's Rheumas
tism Remedy relieves in a few hours and
cures in a few days. Price 25c.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04
Virtues Double Reward.

Apropos of Valentine day verses aud
love stories in general, Jerome s. Nc
Wade, the well known Duluth conupis-
seur, said at q recent dinner:
AT the approach of Valentine day last
year | offered a prize of 81 to the little
boys of my Sunday school class for tie
best short love story. | have one Of the
stories here aud | am going to read il
TO You.
Mr.. McWade then read:
"a poor man fell in love with a lady
whose mother was rich toy dealer
The poor man could not marry the
rich lady, because he had no money.
"A villain then offered him $50 if he
would become a drunkard.
The poor man wanted the money {"
get married with SO he agreed bu'
when he got to the beer saloon he said,
No, | will not become drunkard
even for great riches
"On the way home he found Il bag of
gold. So the young lady married him
1t was a splendid wedding, and The
next day they had twins.
-Moral-Nirtne is it's own reward -.
Washington Star
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04
DRIFTWoOD.


OF ala the golden urgosies
That drift down slumber's streams.
To fieetiy sail through foam aiid gale
The faery sea OF dreams.
Hath not one woven sail of all
That cleared the drowsy bay
Made port i'm song somewhere along
The barren shores Of day:
Of all their lading rich and deep
From an enchanted sen
That gnOdly store of magic lore
Shall none e'er landed be:
Nay. none shall ever come to port.
Nor pass that perilous way.
For well / wist shall reef ANA mist
Aye part dream seas from day.
And naught along the barren shore
Shall seekers ever find.
But sorry gift Of wrack aud drift
UpCast by wave and wind
New York Evening sun.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04
Up Goes Ice Cream Soda

lee cream sodaS and TRIBES" Will
cost al dime after March in Paterson.
y. !. This was decided upon aj meet
ing of nearly all the druggists and con
PETITIONERS Of that city. The puryeyors of
summer thirst queuchers declare il COSTS
cents 20 produce The Ingredients. ua+
figuring service aud She breaka@c If
Ella SSyS.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04
Peculiar Phase of French Character.

Passengers arriving from France say
that one day when it seemed as if the
Seine would wash away some historic
landmarks. works of art and master
pieces of architecture in Paris the peopl,
concentrated their attention ON the bears
in the pits at the zoo, which were IN
peril of being drowned. With Partisan
spirit the inhabitants seemed to looA
upon the flood as a public show for theu
diversion.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04
Asking Too Much.

III" country doctor had come to pre-
scribe for Lucy. the colored cooks little
daughter. who was suffering from the
Questionable aimeut known rs "chills. "
The doctor opened his saddlebags and
prepared several doses of the time-hon-
ored remedy, quinine, in capsules
Lucy sat M in bed, watching the pro
ceedingS With great interest as the doctor
filled each tiny capsule and capped it.
But when she heard the Instructions.
Give her one of these every two hours, s.
she walled in terror:
lis You gwinc to mex ulc sWalier dem
little glass bottles, shoppers an all p
Youths Communion
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04
Aroused Suspicion.

Once upoo time. when Senator Roh-
ert Taylor of Tennessee Mas "Fiddlmp
Bob Taylor, and on a lecture tour. he
picked up an old railroad man who was
on the bum and transported him north
from Louisiana. The hum Was nm inter.
cstinc fellow and the governor eninyed
his conversation Immensely While the
train was rolling along betWepu Lake
Charles and Alexandria. nu branch of
~" Texas railroad it entered "a thick
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04
Misplaced His Meat.

A Norborne man bought ~ cents
worth of steak and received nickel in
change. When he got home he Conduit
lind the meat. At last, he discovered the
nickel i'll his coat pocket That gave him
clue, and, opening his purse. he found
where he had put the steak Kansas
City Star.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04
Another Baththb Mystery.

Uncle Hiram Cooking at bathtubs in
plumbers window)-W / swan. I've
heard that these here New Workers are
pretty nervy, but never supposed they
had the cheek 10 take bath in the front
window!
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04
Too Valuable to Eat.

A very precious pig had we.
To great age he endured,
For he was worth so much, you see,
We got his life insured.
Washington star
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04
Gone!

Cook-Thc gas stove has gone out,
madam.
Lady-WeH, get Il match aud light IT,.
took--But it has gone out through the
roof,-Judge.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04
Not Always but Most.

] would not live forever,
Hut ! hope my health won't f3it}
TIN some Sugar Trust official
Shall have served a term In iaH
Houston Post
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04
Stolen.

Aunt Hetty What's tie matter,
Eben?
Uncle Ebeu-Well. Of all the brazen
things | ever saw, This city paper has
deliberately copied HAT patent medicine
ad about 81 Hopkins being cured of in
huenzy by Ising Dopeman's pills that
was in last weeks IIardscrabble Clarion.
Judge.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04

pine forest All Of a sudden it stopped.
y lone Hagmau's sIiamty was the only
sign Of human habitation. \ passenger
on the train grabbed small handbag
and got off the train
Governor" said Senator Taylor'S bum
friend. "a man that gets off at 4 place
like this is guilty Of something. Pitts
burg ChroHicic-Telegraph
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04

Iencher-What lesson do Iiucoln'S
and WaShlngtou'S birthdays teach MS.
h'y-Ihat there amt room for any
more OF Ills Z" he born in February
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04

Good heavens. What is the matter?"
THE people on the second story have
gone away aud left their auto-piano
playing. FNegende Rlaetter
-
Mrs. Allow do YOU manage To have
servants come troopiuc to youy I've ad-
vcrtjsed aud hardly got reply.
Mrs. B-Oh, my advertisements call
for good-loo6iug lady help Boston
Transcript.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04

S1ltor-Whot will your father settle
on the mau who marries you%
lbe G1rl-NN the rest of THE family
/ ~upposC.-St Louis Times.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04

\ health officer recently received the
Following note from one Of the residents
of his district:
Dear Sir: | beg 10 tell you that my
'h'ld, aged months is suffering from
measles as required 10y act IF parlia
ment Tit Bits
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-03-04

1t was only a few DAYS ago TINT
"fSeh'e ore was discovered in Virsiuia
The Yale expositor., 1910-10-07

A reporter for one of our papers was
looking for news the other evening
and was up to meet the evening train.
A man got off the train and from his
actions the reporter thought he must
be a stranger, so he said to the man,
"Are you looking for some one?"
Wall dod CAST We fer yer importance,
but am. came here to see Teller
for my liver. What? How did your
liver want you to come here to see a
fellow-Say young Teller don't ye poke
fun at me, tell you came here for
my liver. Was your liver here I-Dod
CAST We, il wasn't here but it is here.
Did you get it? Did | get it? No, 1t
has got me. Its burning me up and
they say fellow here in this we're town
has some Of the coolest stuff, so cold 1t
will freeze up the spout of tea kettle
while it is boiling. | want to find that
Teller. The reported led him down to
Smiths who still sells ice cream.
The Yale expositor., 1910-10-07
Kills a Murderer.

A merciless murderer is Appendicitis
with many victims. Bat DR.. Kings
New Life Pills kill it by prevention.
They gently stimulate stomach, liver
and bowels, preventing that clogging
that invites appendicitis, curing Con-
stipation. Headache, Billiousness,
Chills. pc at Pollock u Hennessy.
The Yale expositor., 1910-10-07
rHE HEN IIFrs The MORTGAGE

Statistics show that the hen is the
best paying investment on the farm,
when given proper care and attention.
Ii you want to get the best results feed
your chickens little of Harvell's Con.
dition Powders occasionally, it makes
the hens lay and that is exactly what
you want. No feed stun mixed with
II to make large package, nothing but
pure drugs. Price rs cents per package.
Sold by Pollock Il Hennessy.
The Yale expositor., 1910-10-07

| have a pair OF two-year-old colts
coming three, well matched and broke,
weighing over 100 pounds apiece.
Cash OF bankable note. May be seen
at my place mile north and mile
east of Yale. Jonathan lice. 25-4
The Yale expositor., 1910-10-07

A good ten room house and five acre:
of land on Division Street i'm good re
pair Call at this Office for further par
ticulars. "a
The Yale expositor., 1910-10-07

Can give steady employment to sew
eral good weayers at once.
LaPorte Wooden Mills
25-1 John Riley, Supt.
The Yale expositor., 1910-10-07
Thorouoh-br.d Boar Hoo

have at my farm south and east OF
Yale a thoroughbred o. |. 9. Boar for
service. Fee 500.
25-2 George Shearer
The Yale expositor., 1910-10-07
The Yale Creamery Company

pays larger price and gives better
test than any other dealer in cream in
this section.
Try us. Patrons are invited to see
their cream tested.
Yale Creamery Co.
The Yale expositor., 1910-10-07

We offer you the widest range of selection in suits and
shown in town. We welcome inspection
of these arrivals We won't ask you to buy but it is
well worth your time this assortment Of styles for Fall
and Winter.
The Yale expositor., 1910-10-07
W.avers Wanted

Yale Creamery Co.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1910-11-24
RAROhz3S M1~ELZEZHLER/ /hD hZ7P HWJ64ND

Consequently Baroness Hengelmuller is well
known not only in most of our large cities, but
in fashionable resorts such as Bar Harbor, Lenox
and Hot Springs She is Polish woman and has
become known for some of her fads, such as
unique automobiles, fancy stationery and pet
dogs.
The second most prominent place in the femi-
nine roster of the diplomatic corps is held by
an American woman who is married to J. J. JUS
serand the ambassador of France to the United
States. Nine. Jusserand who is very handsome
woman, spent most of her early life in Paris,
where her father was banker, and in looks and
dress she is much like the French women. Two
interesting Russian women are to be found at the
czar's branch Office in Washington. They are
Baroness Rosen and Baroness Elizabeth Rosen,
the wife and daughter of Baron Rosen, the Rus
sian ambassador Two women also share the
honors at the German embassy. Count Bern
storff, alike to his fellowenvuy from France, has
an American wife, and the daughter of the house
Countess LuiseAleXandra Won Bernstorff is as
attractive as any American girl one could find In
a days journey, although withal possessed of the
splendid complexion that is the common heritage
Of so many Of the girls of the fatherland.
Yet another one of Miss Columbia's daughters
who has place of honor in this foreign commu-
nifty set down on American soil is the Countess
de Buisseret, wife of the minister from Belgium,
and Sonora Dona Alicia Ward de Riano the wife
of the Spanish minister was Miss Alice Ward a
beautiful American girl, ere she welded her
Spanish lover after long courtship, during which
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1910-11-24
APOint For Patriciians

II rented the first floor of a palace in Naples
last year." said globe trotter," and the owner of
the palace Neapolitan count lived the top floor
with his family. Every day used to see one of
this mans servants trotting up the grand stairway
with pair of carriage doors on his shoulders.
"Yankee-like, the carriage doors made me Gu.
rious. l did some detective work, and what do you
suppose discovered? Well sir discovered that
the count shared carriage with three other noble
men, and each owner, when he went driving used
his own doors, so as to sport his crest on the
panels.
THE Neapolitan nobility are great for show.
Every evening, in their handsome turnouts, with
two men on the box they glide elegantly through
the steep and crooked streets of Naples These turn
outs used to impress me, but now when see them
l smile and ask myself how many pairs of detached
, doors each carriage in the procession has"