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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-10-13

To make the hair fascinating
and lustrous use Partisan Sage,
the ideal hair grower and beau
tifer. Best for dandrutf, fall
ing hair and itching scalp. so
cents. Robt. w. Harvey guar.
antees it. ol2.14
Magnolia Odd=Fellows Meet.
The weather man was very
kind to the Odd-fellows Of Mag
nolia, and their friends, by Civ
ing them a most delightful day,
for their public meeting. The
number present was not so large
as had been expected, vet the
number was large, and Msgno-
lila sustained their reputation as
liberal entertainers, and mag
nificent time was had by all in
attendance. Candidates were
numerous, and all anxious see
the dear people"
One popularity of the NEE
ting was, that neither of the
principal speakers were mem
bers of the Order. In this coun-
try where the woods a,e full of
Odd-Fellows, many of whom
are good takers, it seems a lit
tie strange that men who never
saw "the wonderful goat" or
bowed at the altar, should be
selected to expound the beauties
of this great Brotherhood. But
it's all 20. K" we suppose, but
| a little curious.
SENATOR DOLLlVER is ILL
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-10-13

To break up a cold in the
head or chest in a few minutes
pour a teaspoonful of Hyomei
into a bowl of boiling water.
cover head and bowl with towel
and breathe the vapor that
rises. Roht. w. Harvey guar
antees it. A separate bottle
costs but so cents. o12-14
The Ladies of the NJ. E.
church will serve dinner and
supper election day. Place
announced later.
The meeting of the Missionary
Society of the Presbyterian
church has been postponed
from Oct. 18th to Oct. 81 when
they will meet with Mrs. Dew.
ell.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-10-13

Leon Brown and mother, Mrs
I'D. Brown are visiting Omaha
friends today. M
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-10-13

DR.. and Mrs. White are snen-
ding a few days with relatives
in Mondamin.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-10-13
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind Yoa Have Always Bought
SIGNATURE a::s: IL: :, AfAzzzz1

Sioux City Tribune: The auto
mobile is in politics. With its
swift cross country cut from
village to village and from
town to town, it has enlarg-
81 the scope of political ora
tory. Instead of wasting his
time for the railroad train to
carry him to his meeting a day,
the politician talker now whirls
from one town to another,
speaking four or five times a
day to men who are reading
more and are better informed
than men ever were before.
The amount of money spent
for confetti by carnival crowds
on the Kings Highway was
nearly $1,000. During the ten
days of the carnival Mngy
Bernstein, who had charge Of
the concession, sold 134,8Ol
sacks at 5 cents each, making a
total of more than $6,74O. In
the last nine years, including
this year, confetti has been
sold on the carnival grounds
anountin. to $43,933 90
Omaha Bee.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-10-13

School tablets, pencils, eracers
and anything needed for school
work at Osborne's Drug Store.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-10-13
just What He Wanted.

us your suburb whnlpsorney'
mo. Old chap 1t amt. My wife lost
her voice as soon as We moved out
here. and
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-10-13

REMEMBER that the Spa
fard Studio will make a photo
for you, any time any place, of
any thing, any where, and any
old way you want it.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-10-13
Wednesday Oct 12

Bert Faith was an Omaha
passenger today.
The Missionary Society of
the Presbyterian church has
postponed their meeting until
Friday of next week.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-10-13

Mrs. Jennie Giddings return.
ed from Woodbine, this after
noon, after a few days visit at
that place with relatives.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-10-13
Dissolution Notice

The firm of Carroll & George
has this day dissolved.
$50 J. A. George
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-10-13
Art O'Connnr is in Omaha.

Mrs F. M. Dance, Of Omaha,
s in this city, guest If Mrs. !.
R M c Laughlin, and other
friends.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-10-13
For
Fire and Tornado
Insurance
See
Ross Mclaughlin

j. +. McGavren received an.
other shipment of those Banner
Ironing boards.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-10-13

gressive or standpatters. The
time and place to be agreed on
by the parties themselves.
Mr.. and Mrs. o. H. Eaton and
daughter, of Tennessee, left for
Omaha this afternoon, after a
visit at the E. T. Gliding home.
W. E. Smith has purchased
the Cole houses on Sixth street.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-10-13

"What's the price Of the lot next to
yours"- Cleveland Leader.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26
ADMINISTRATIONS ATTITUDE
TOWARD SUBORDINATES

missal. Ballinger refused and pro-
NOTED this employe What an object
lesson to the army OF government en-
interests, neglect OF public duties-a
host Of evils lie In the wake OF such
precedent.
CD When an employe goes to the
president with charges against his
chief, they are referred TO an employe
Of that chief. or course. the president
may get the help OF others. He could
secure the aid OF some disinterested
outsider, II he was unable to give the
matter the necessary time himself-as
Gov. Hughes did with the charges
against Jerome. But to refer them
to an employee OF the accused Is I'M
heard of. II turns out now not only
that Lawler was Ballinger's underling,
but had a personal grievance against
CLAWS because the latter had preferred
charges against L4awler some years be-
fore. What business house would take
such a course? II Is an object lesson
to every government employe. saying:
Keep your mouth shut or lose your
Job. Would the postal frauds and Gus
toms frauds have ever been unearthed
and punished II Roosevelt had taken
the same course?
These things present a sickening
record. The administration discharges
honest and capable employees and pro-
notes those who have betrayed the
peoples interest. II matters not what
a partisan majority OF the investiga;-
ing committee may report, because In
the great court OF public opinion the
Taft administration has been found
guilty OF permitting practices that are
against the efficiency and integrity Of
the public service. ...
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26

One of the important results or the
Ballinger investigation has been the
disclosure of the attitude OF the Taft
administration toward its subordin-
ates.
ID No subordinate can make any
communication TO congress without
the consent OF the chief of his depart
ment That Is, Mr.. Pinchot, one or
the greatest forestry experts In the
world, could not tell the peoples rep
Iresentatives what he and his expert
assistants knew without the consent
Of the secretary OF the department or
agriculture. who might know nothing
about forestry, or be politician and
have friends to reward. In our navy
and war departments the experts
whom the nation educates at its ex-
pense at Annapolis and West Point
cannot tell congress the results OF
their professional experience without
the consent Of a civilian navy or war
secretary, who knows nothing OF naval
or military science. Besides, the Sec
rotary may be a politician, and his
friends may be interested In suppress
ing the facts.
What Is the necessity for this rule?
Roosevelt did not have anything OF
the kind Such rule tends TO
destroy initiative and to reduce high
grade experts to the rank OF clerks
The most capable men will not serve
under such conditions. Finally, II
tends to promote fraud by preventing
publicity.
s(2) An employee in the reclama-
nation service was drawing secretly,
on the side, $500 per month from rail-
roads. Newell, the director OF the
service, asked for the employees dis
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26

matter for wonder that they avail to quiet craving
that agents having certain effects indicated
will
fluid ounce"-(Government report)
of their poisonous character"
Ing the victim where is absolutely impossible for him
addicted
Germany last the effort him There
home He remain exile long cocaine the
addict
unobtaiebe Most OF them home and their faith
addiction
addiction ACCOMPLISHMENTS
a
And cocaine catarrh
chloroform
codein
Greats Is ms
arch-hend o
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26
IN-NAILS and
CARELESSNESS
Dick Coffin, IonIa Reformatory.

REFORMED!
IL waxing call me early. call me early
warden dear,
For my time Is up tomorrow-a fact
that's passing queer;
Long years ago got six months: I've
served IL thirty times,
For twice before / got six months for
other little crimes.
SO II you're waking. warden. don't lot
me sleep too late.
I'VE got to beat board-bi first. and
later on freight;
I've got to get some suckers coin be-
FORE the sun goes down,
Some zap Is saving money now for mo
TO paint the town.
I've got to- dodge those convict
homes" detectives and police.
I'll have to shake the phoney clothes
49,, and land decent fleece,
And get outside some steak and eggs
and seven kinds OF booze,
Smoke black cigars and buy a sun,
and beg pair OF shoes.
And must find the same old gang
that you have often seen
And learn the trick that's up-to-date
with nitroglycerine,
The sand-bag and the Jimmy, and the
49,. phoney screws, ct Get,
And bay. pfoteetien'-thats the thing
I'll not forget to get!
Tomorrow is my busy day, when you
unlock the gate,
The red light district eye will bulge to
see me celebrate!
I'll start a rough house free for all
with cigarettes and beer,
So. II waking. call me early, call me
early, warden dear.
after the rest OF US get. through with II.
Whatsoever we SOW. that shall some
one reap-unlsss the crop II left 10
spoil.
Man shall earn his bread By the
sweat OF MS brow. Well; he does. tie
whisky-but the. other fellow gets II.
without a sou, poor Sue. from the 500,
The suit was for suet the Sioux eat.
And Sue eat
Some, too, when she got to the sault'
Aeola had just tore Of neat bit Of
ragtime. Not SO bad for an amateur,
he remarked. as he struck minor
shCrd in nigh q SgS mall ouE Wb to aSys
he sent forty-five dollars TO cores
pondence senool for thirty-five cents
worth OF literature:
once there was a strong man who
had the world by the neck. Now, ~
came to pass that one day the world
had a rush of brains CD TO the head.
.Oh. splashi'' II soliloqulzed, all we
have 10 do is cut the mans arm or"
Very we'll" said one, here 10
no. no. said another, take tails
knife"
Let us shoot IL on" said fourth.
The fifth insisted upon using a saw
and each of all the others had still a
different way that would have accom-
piished the thing The world with the
gun held back the man with the AK
the world with the sword held BACK
the man with the gun, ad inhnitum, al
libitum etc. etc. and then some anu
SO they uuarreled and fought among
themselves And the strong man kept
his grip upon the neck OF ye world, and
laughed and laughed and Laughed, and
IL was a horse-Iaugh for fair, my
brethren.
For seventeen years IL had showed
Then ~ melted and HOODED the roau'
Now, people did fioat
Down the pike in boat
But they rode up the road when they
Dick Coffin.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26
Leg Pinching and Politics.

The posthumous memoirs OF Thos.
c. Platt are not over-exciting, but they
seem to decide over again the import
ance OF little things.
They indicate, for one thing, that
Roosevelt is now the chiefest figure in
the world in several fields, because
Senator Platt's son OPPORTUNITY
pinched Theodore's leg.
Once an Iowa politician, Hon. Cato
Sells, on his way to the Kansas City
convention OF the Democratic party,
visited Bryan en- route. He had not
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26

been a Bryan man. In fact, he was
given a position of casting-vote i'm
portance I'm that convention on the
theory that he was not Bryan man.
But he sat in the celebrated inclosed
veranda at Fairview and the Nebraska
champion OF the common people
talked with him heart to heart, and eye
to eye. But this did not win the Hon.
cradle Cato. At last William Jennings
or so goes the tale-played his ace.
He squeezed Cato's knee with that oft
shaken hand OF his. The magnetism,
or something, passed up Mr.. Sells leg
and he went away a Bryan man, and
so far as history tells the tale he Is a
Bryan man today. All on account OF
a pinch OF the leg.
And. moreover, he gave that casting
vote position Of his over to Bryan also.
The pinch OF the leg made history.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26

and few others, were permitted, II
is said. to escape into the woods 70
die OF starvation. This teaches US
that when history records an Indian
massacre II Is not always a massacre
by Indians; II may be a massacre OF
Indians.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26

This was, however. the Squeeze
Winning, while the Platt,Roosevelt
tweak was the Pinch Monitory. II was
no exploratory operation like that OF
the archbishop OF Canterbury's pinch.
ing.
Once the archbishop, seated at din
her beside a beautiful lady, turned
pale and seemed ILL.,
Il must be excused" said he to his
hostess. What have feared for
years Is on me. am a lost mani"
But what is II, your grace" In
CURED his hostess. Are you ill?"
"Paralyzed." said the archbishop.
from the hips down! I've been pinch,
Ing my leg for Ave minutes, and can't
feel thing in i'll"
Calm yourself" said the lady by
his side. THAT was my leg you were
pinching. Try your own once!"
The archbishop experimental, found
he was right, and breathed easier. A
very difficult situation all around was
saved.
But the Platt.Roosevelt pinch was
OF still another sort. Roosevelt, &C.
cording to the memoirs, had agreed
that he would not absolutely decline
the nomination for the vice-presidency.
He was on his feet declaring that he
was not candidate. A~iot OF Roose-
velt's friends gathered about him and
urged him to say that he would decline
II nominated. The Rooseveltian teeth
were Just separating to make the dec.
laration. when young Plat pinched his
leg. He remembered the promise. He
sat down content with saying that he
was not a candidate. He was nomin.
ated. He was elected.
The rest is history-and In the fu.
ture
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26
TODAY IN HISTORY.

ay 26, 1897.
the Pequot tribe
OF Indians left Con-
II g tic ut. They
went several ways.
Those who were
not burned to death
In their fort were
shot by the relig-
ious Connecticut
folks, although Sas-
Sacus, the chief,
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26
Thursday, May 2o.
1910
Habit Forming Agents. Arch Fiends
Who Give More Poison to Cure Habit

or all human hawks and buzzards that prey upon
their kind. none is more deserving OF execraton than
the drug cure" Quack. That celebrated object Of
odum. the man who set fire to the home for orphan
babies. worse than this creature who fattens
by pandering with poison treatment To the cravings
OF the drug victims while pretending aid him in his
efforts shake OF the gives insidious drug has
fastened upon him.
"As rule these treatments are composed OF we'll.
drugs In most instances they contain the very
drug drugs for which the treatment Is advertised
and sold-Report OF United States government bureau
OF chemistry
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26
A Definition.

Country Cousin-What is "The
Great White Way?"
New Yorker-Why, taking all your
money and then refusing you credit.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26

Only about one out of every Is
persons has both eyes In perfect con-
dition.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26

A pint OF water weighs nearly o
FOUND. Hence the jingle, "A pinrs
a pound, the world around"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26
A Woman Who Walks
"a Miles a Day for 5
Carloads of FirewOOd
She Got In the Way Of a Young
Lady Who Was Very Wrsthy
When a Board Came Near
Falling on Her Foot.

zll E.rr. H. willing they should have for the
n - hauling of them away
probably live five distant out
section of the city
Consider the time take them walk the distance behind their
carts and again. that breakfasts prepared
and their lunches idea Of the morning
n that these of at
Do they carry wry faces complain OF
THEY DO NOT
They too busy getting wood for complain
and too glad to get it to complain they had the time
They are the happestfaced have time
At signal they from building line
alley way start like field of Mara
thon
partition falls they the
thick the debris and the dust pulling tuggng
and lath emerging Detroit
prove unequal to-
Then back again run
Their filed the parade long grind
homes and then
In about three they begin rsappr-stn running behind
their
Three carloads q day
Say the load has o pushed fourmi
That is "a MILES THREE CARLOADS of woodi
And one Of these go years old if she a day.
Yesterday there passed the INDUSTRY young lady
who aormade polished pointed shoes gloves
and big
one passed one the
Of boards FROM her apron
One of the boards slid striking young
lady her pretty little
She sidestepped pretty scowled passed
But the the old skirt heavy
head and dust them
the sowl the up face mpug who walk "a
miles a day behind push-carts ought to of
SHE WAS BUSY GETTING WOOD
We wish the young getting that
pointed hOe scratched could long enough the
look of cOntentment the of the with the they
started home with their loads boards higher their heads
At wish for the young lady later when old age
has laid its heavy hand that feeling comfort satisfaction and Of
plenty that will to these Polish cold night Of next
thought woodple picked up hauled
piled with their hands.
For these Polish teach what real thrift and teaching
those who today wasting sunshine TO KEEP IN MIND THE
RAINY DAY
The prosperity that with and which finds the dy
all the may always albeit kind of
prosperity whose blessings enjoy while MANY OTHERS have to
be with the crumbs table old
buildings which good outgrown.
soled hands bring disgrace feathers
the industry of those of faded engaged eng
q honest living.
There lesson in the cooperation Of the husband and the wife
every load young past
these remarkable Polish mothers may home
by he lesson making for happy homes plenty the hits
and for the satisfaction of lived for
the pto bloom and whe and die like the proud unprouct
golden rod beside the yielding wheat
-
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26

A Colorado man has invented tool
for removing the wire stitches from
magazines.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26

The United States exported $780,.
9O2,9 800 worth of tobacco last year.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26
The Truth. No Matter
Whom I. Helps or Hurts
Just across the street from US,

Just across the street from US,
workmen are engaged in tearing
down two old buildings, to make way
for bigger and more modern struc-
lures.
Every morning, as early as ESQ,
from 10 to i2 Polish women are on
hand with their push carts for the
scraps of boards the contractor is
willing they should have for the
hauling of them away.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26

For mixing concrete spade has
been invented with long. oval holes
in the blade, the perforations allow
ing the finer cement to flow through
and give the face finer finish.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26
MOST ANYTHING
Becoming q Poet.

Poemize the following by filling In
the blanks:
He stepped upon the watchdog's -
And fhou1ht
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26

why did Jones wife give up spirit
ualism?"
She took Jones to a meeting and
Jones began receiving messages from
his first wife."--Buffalo Express.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26

Fish Lines. ...
The herring is funny fish,
or that be well assured;
In every case 1t must be killed
Before It can be cured.
Red Hen.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26
From Another Point of View

anything in washing
anyway
q the
10 Il seems to me
tired
a
a o
Could with
To certify"
| my posion
To e me o ba brook
Where, get
Quite busy with both hook
Possibly Washington theyw
an BILL before the side
.
promised June but any who
OF should
promised tarin revision downward
q the indictments plead the statute Of limitations which
charge particularly in the of
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26

New South Wales has reclaimed q,
100000 acres OF land by irrigation.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26

"some people who think they're
Ieapln' from obscurlty Inter fame are
really jumpln' from tn fryIn' pan inter
tn fire."
The largest church in the world is
that Of st. Peters at Rome. which
will accommodate $4,000 people.
Her: Has your rich uncle a very
strong will?
Him: That's what worrying me.
I've never seen Il.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26
NO SNAP LIKE BUNYAN HAD

where kept writing
a welcome anywhere" -4..4..-.4.-...
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-26

For seventeen years Il had showed,
Then N melted and flooded the road,
Now, people did float
Down the pike in boat.
But they rode up the road when they
Dick Coffin.
The daily sentinel., 1910-04-18

Members of the Smith family in
Washington. Idaho. Utah, northern
California. Oregon. Montana. Colo
RADIO, the Dakotas and the provinces
of British Columbia and Alberta have
been invited to the Smith day cele-
bration In Spokane on April 10, when
John Smith and Mary Smith, both of
this city. will be married in the state
armory. Attendants. flower girls
and the ring bearer have been chosen
from the house of Smith, the offic-
tating clergyman being Rev. Robert
a. Smith, pastor of Bethel Presby-
terlan church. Philadelphia Tom"
Smith. 13 years of age, scion of
Delaware Indian stock. will lead the
grand march over broad path,
.strewn with spring blooms and ever
green. I'VE expect 10 have not less
than 5000 Smiths at the celebration
and We will give them the time of
The daily sentinel., 1910-04-18

News that the University of Colo
RADIO is one Of two western universi-
ties chosen from list of IL appli-
cants declared eligible to participate
in the $l6,000.000 Carnegie founda-
tion fund for the pensloning of uni
versity professors was received in
Denver yesterday. The announce
ment was made in New York by DR..
Henry R. Pritchett, president of the
Carnegie organization after six
weeks tour of inspection among the
2 Institutions which asked to be de-
ciared eligible. The other western
university favored by the trustees of
the fund Is the University of Cali
fornia. or the 12 western institutions
visited, DR.. Pritchett declares that
only two reached the Carnegie stand
ard.
The daily sentinel., 1910-04-18

Bonds to the amount of $4,000
have been voted for the erection Of an
addition to the high school building
in Delta, work on which will be COM
menced at once and finished during
the coming summer. The bonds have
been sold to E. II. Rollins & Son of
Denver, who paid premium of S453
with accrued interest to the time of
purchase. The change is made neces-
sary through the fact that the pres
ent schools are now overcrowded, ow-
ing to the increase In population dur
ing the last year.