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Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-12-01
Is This Hole in the Game Law?

Hunters may be interested in
the following item taken from the
Edgerton Journal: A new phase of
the game law has arisen. Over in
Grundy county some men we're ar.
rested for hunting on lands without
the consent of the owner. Upon
trial it developed that there is moth
ing in the new game law fOrbidding
hunting on lands without the con-
sent of the owner. Section 1902 of
the old law forbade such hunting
but In the revision of the new law
the section was Internationally
omitted. The men were discharged
1t must be remembered, however,
that entering upon the lands of
others without consent subjectS LnL
offender to the penalties of trespass
But the owner must do it not the
state Columbia Statesman.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-12-01
Democrats to Contest.

The Democratic State Committee
last night adopted resolutions at a
meeting at the Southern Hotel
recommending that contests be III
stituted by the Democratic nomi-
nees for the four State offices voted
on at the recent election, including
Supreme judGeships.
The committee also urged that
contest proceedings be brought be-
fore the next Congress by the Dem
ocratic nominees in the three con-
gressional districts of St Louis, in
Guiding the Tenth District, repre-
scented by Doctor Richard Bartholdt
and which he carried at the last
election by more than $4,000.
The Democratic nominees for
State Senate in the St. Louis dis
trlcts and for the lower branch of
the Legislature in the City of St.
Louis and st. Louis County also are
are importuned by the committee
to contest the seats of their Repub-
lican opponents in the next General
Assembly.
The resolutions were approved
after the committe had considered
every phase of the charge that the
Republicans carried St. Louis on
November s by fraudulent tactics.
The party leaders acted with de-
liberation, and did not decide to act
until convinced that there was a
tangible basis for every contest
suggested.
The resolutions contain a proviso
that sufficient funds be pledged to
detray the probable cost of the con-
tests-The Republic,
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-12-01
AN OLD cRossPATcH.

PhotOgrapher-The negative is a
very good one. You look quite
pleasant in it.
Client-YeS, the whole of my face
hurts yet.-MeggcndorSer Blsettsz.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-12-01

5. G. R. McColloch of Spring
ILL.,, has been the guest of John
ION and wife.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-12-01
First Aid to the Injured Eye.

Foreign bodies in the eyes. These
usually consist of cinderS, sand,
dust, small insects, and sometimes
small particles of steel or emery.
First Aid treatment - never rub the
eye. If this is done the delicate
membrane of the eye may be
scratched and severe inflammation
result. Allow the tears to accumu-
late in the eyes. This frequently
washes out the foreign body. Some
times blowing the nose will be suf-
ficient to start the particle loose.
If the foreign body is on the lower
lid, pull lid down and have the
patient roll the eye up. In this
way the foreign hody can be easily
seen and readily removed by the
corner of a handkerchief, camels
hair brush or a small spud made by
wrapping a small piece of absorb
ent cotton around the end of a
match or toothpick (see illustration
1O. If the foreign body is under
the upper eyelid, grasp the lid be-
tween the thumb and index finger
of the left hand, place a match,
tooth-pick or lead pencil over the
middle of the upper eyelid and
turn the eyelid over. This exposes
the inside of the upper lid and the
foreign body can be easily brushed
off. When pieces of steel or emery
become embedded in the eye-bali,
never attempt to remove them by
a needle or knife, as is sometimes
done by unskilled people. Such a
procedure might injure the eye
badly, so that the sight be lost
Such cases should always be at
tended to by skillful eye-spccial-
list, H. H. Hartung, M. D., in the
National Magazine for December.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-12-01

There is considerable to be ex-
tracted from the poultry culture be-
Sues dollars and cents by the keen
eyed observer, says a writer in
Forest and Stream. True, the or
dinary hen isn't so very interesting
cut did you ever stop to study why
any, hen, when bunch of tender
green stuff is given her, proceeds to
act like simpleton in her endeavor
to Cat it? Instead of placing one
foot on the green stuff to hold it
fast while she pecks leiSurely at
the remainder, she will toss it wild
ly back and forth with beak as if
she only possessed that one weapon
of attack. Yet she will scratch
like fiend in the mellow garden
soil. All instinct, nothing more or
less. The original hen acted in this
way and so the hen of today does
the same, just as the dog turns
round before lying down because
the wild dog ages gone had to make
this movement in order to form q
bed of brakes or rushes for itself.
Elk.
DR.. Thomas Proctor who was
here yesterday from Hannibal saws
that Hannibal will soon be in the
$4,000 class. For sometime Han
nlbal has been going forward by
leaps and bounds and the reason is
that Hannibal Club is a live
body of boosters. To them is due
the credit.
n NJ
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-12-01

DR.. Thomas Proctor Of Hannibal
was here Tuesday on business.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-12-01

Mrs. John McGlasson returned to
her home in Louisiana. Saturday,
after spending a few days with
Monroe friends.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-12-01
Suit To Dissolve Sugar Trust

New York, Nov. ga bill in
equity to dissolve the American
Sugar Refining company, known as
the sugar trust" because it is a
monopoly conducted in restraint Of
trade, was fined today in the United
States circuit court for the South
er9 district of New York by United
States District Attorney Wise.
A perpetual INDUCTION is asked re-
straining the company paying, divi-
dends and the stockholders from ex-
ercising any privileges as stockhold-
ers.
The petition describes the man.
ner in which the trust acquired
smaller concerns and how, by sell
ing sugar for less than cost, the
company was able to force factories
TO close down, driving competitors
into selling their interests to the
trust.
Among the defendants named in
the proceedings are:
The Franklin Sugar Refining COM
pany, Spreckles Sugar Refining COM
pany, Western Sugar Refining COM
pany, California Sugar Refining COM
pany, George H. Frazier, Horace
HaVemeyer, H. E. Niese, Henry c.
Mott, Adolph B. and J. D, SpreckIes,
F. D. Mollenhauser and Robert B.
Hawley.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-12-01

Miss Lou Lyon spent yesterday
in Quincy.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-12-01

W. L. Ely and wife are visiting in
Huntsville.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-12-01

Mrs. Harry Clark was Quincy
visitor Yesterday.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-12-01

Call at Stream & Sons for any
thing in tonsOrial line
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-12-01

DR.. w. C. Sprinkle was transact
ing business in Shelbina Tuesday.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-12-01


Mrs. W. W. Longmire visited in
Hannibal the first of the week.
B. G. Moss has been visiting Fay
cite friends.
W. W. Longmire spent Monday
in Paris.
W. S. Woodson was a Stoutsville
visitor Tuesday.
Mrs. Theo Gartner of Kansas
City, has been visiting homefolks.
Jasper Henderson was in Hanni-
bal Monday.
Charley and Frank Ryan visited
in Palmyra Monday.
N. A. Drescher went to Mendoza,
ILL.,, Tuesday on business.
Mrs. Harry Clark was a Quincy
visitor yesterday.
Miss Lou Lyon spent yesterday
in Quincy.
W. L. Ely and wife are visiting in
Huntsville.
Call at Strean & Sons for any
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-12-01

Mrs. W. w. Longmire visited in
Hannibal the first of the week.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

Pinkham's Vegetable Compound made
me a well woman and / have no more
backache. 1 hope l can help others by
telling them what Lydia f. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has done for
me-" MRS EMMA MISE, S33 First St,
Milwaukee, Wis
The above is only one of the thou
sands of grateful letters which are
constantly being received by the
Pinkham Medicine Company of Lynn,
Mass, which prove beyond doubt that
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from roots and herbs,
actually does cure these obstinate dis
eases of women after all other means
have failed, and that every such suf-
ering woman owes it to herself to at
least give Lydia E. Pinkham's Veseta-
BILE Compound trial before submit
ting to an operation, or giving up
hope of recovery.
Mrs. Pinkham, Of Lynn, Mass
invites all sick women to write
her for advice. She has guided
Thousands to health and heG
advice Is free.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

Does il not seem strange that so
many people suffer year i'm and year
out with eczema?
A 25-cent bottle of a simple wash
stops the itch and will surely con-
vince any patient.
This wash is composed of mild and
soothing oil of wintergreen mixed
with thymol and glycerine, ETC., and
known as d. ID. ID. Prescription. We
do not know how long the ID. ID. ID.
Laboratories will continue the 25c
offer, rs the remedy is regularly sold
only in $l.O0 bottles and has never
before been put on the market on
any special offers.
II you want relief tonight try a
bottle 1T 25c on our personal recon.
mendation. For sale by J. A. GAY
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27
COMMANDER JULIUS A. PRATT

Mr.. Isac Cook, commander OF
above Post, Kewanee, ID, writes
"For a long time / was bothered
with backache add pains across my
kidneys. About two months ago
started taking Foley's Kidney Pills
now | am free from backache, and
the pasnful bladder misery is all
gone. ] like Foley Kidney Pills so
well that have told many of my
friends and comrades about them and
shall recommend them at every OPP.
portunity." j. l.. Shell * Co.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27
Ice Phones Correction.

In publishing the Aberdeen Ice
Com pany Is announcement last week
the phone numbers We're not cor
rectly given. Mr.. TT. Gays phone
number is 321. The Ice Factory :
number is 30S, Remember this in
ordering ice.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27
Itch Relieved at Once.

That terrible itch disappears with
the FIRST drops of simple compoun-
ded of oil Of wintergreen. thymol and
glycerine mixed in ID. ID. ID. Prescrip-
ton. This soothing, healing, lotion
used externally kills the eczema germ
instantly.
Heretofore the ID. ID. ID. remedy has
been sold only i'm Sl.O0 bottles but az
a special offer, any sufferer i'm this
town who has never tried ID. -. ID.
can now try this remedy In a special
bottle at pc. IL cures the itch in
stantly. We know this. j. A. GAY.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27
Methodist Church.

The regular service at the Meth
odist church Sunday morning will
be conducted by the new pastor.
Rev, J. T. Murrah, or the Presid-
ing Elder if Mr.. Murrah fails to ar
rive. If the Presiding Elder preach
es it will be a homily on Some
Reasons Why / am Methodist.
Methodists expected, others invited
J. H. FELTs, Pastor protein.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27
Diamonds and Watches al Lower
Prices, on Credit.

We want to talk 10 ladies and
gentlemen who would like TO buy "a
Diamond or Watch on credit (easy
payments) but would do il only if
they could get very reasonable
price. Such people are reliable and
we want to give them prices that
will tempt them. We will satisfy
you in quality and price. Just a
little down and a little each month
is the MAIER way.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27
Baptist Church.

In the absence of the pastor, Rev.
]. A. Ousley will conduct the morn
ing and evening services at the Bap-
list church, Sunday. Subject, morn
ing, Christ as King"
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

me a well woman,
and | would like to
tell the whole world
of it. L suffered
fromfemale trouble
and fearful painsin
my back. had the
best doctors and
they all decided
that I had a tumor
in addition to my
female trouble, and
advised an opera
ton. Lydia E.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

At all seasons of the year, a sus-
tanning and invigorating food drink
that nourishes and stimulate
Horlick's Egg Matted Milk-at
MAIER's ICELEss FOUNTAIN.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

FoIey's Kidney Pills contain Of
concentrated form ingredients in
established therapeutic value for the
relief and cure all kidney and blad-
der ailments. j. l.. shell & co.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

Mr.. Venice Denman, of Sardis.
Miss. was in the city Tuesday, a
guest of Mr.. w. b. Carter. at the
ClOptOn Hotel.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

Jewelry Repairing Of every de-
scription efficiently and promptly
done. Bring your work to MAIER
The Reliable Workman.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27
Christian Church Revival.

KIN. l. H. SliNE- fhf-Ae III En- hioe
UNA DELL BERRY, SoLOIsT.
The Woman in the Sun" to-
night friday.
"Robbing God" Saturday night.
The New Man." Sunday morn
THE Growing Message of Chris
tianity," Sunday evening.
Young Peoples Meeting. Sunday
3 D. m. Everybody is invited to
these meetings.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

Interesting correspondence that
reached US too late for this week 4
paper will appear in the next issue.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

Spring now, make the most Of il.
Meet me at MAIER's.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

Tick Emulsion and bow to APP
ply, at j. y. GA :.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

Bring your Jewelrv of all kinds
to MAIER, and we will clean and
polish free of charge, while YOU wait.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

We are selling cars for YOUR
pleasure. Let US demonstrate for
your satisfacti0n. w. G. PEUGH.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

Not How Cheap, but How Good
"a winning motto for
MAIER' : ICELEss FOUNTAIN.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

Ice Cream Cones, &c.
MAIER's ICELEss FOUNTAIN.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

Peugh's White Rabbit Syrup
pleases everyone. Phone for a can.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27
Woodmen Day i'm Aberdeen, Sun
day, June s.
PROGRAM

WOOdmen meet at county court
house at 10: 30 a. m.
Memorial Sermon at the Baptist
church by Sovereign J. Z. Harring-
ton, and music by the Woodmen
choir, at II a. m.
Basket dinner at court house at
100 p. m.
March to Odd Fellows Rest Gem
etery at 300 p. m. and unveil the
monument of the late Sovereign l..
2. Wendell, NJ. ID.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27
AFTER
SUFFERING
ONE YEAR
Cured by Lydia E. Pink
ham, Vegetable Compound

Milwaukee, Wis. Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound has made
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

Monnd City Paints may cost a
triflc more, but - Aberdeen
Lumber Co. - d-lO-1y.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

All society happenings and local
news teiephoned to 1873 will be given
careful attention and will be much APP
preciated
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-05-27

PROGRAM AT CEMETERY.
Prayer Rev. }. =. Harrington
song " '''iAii't N~'if'At
woodmen Ceremonies ....... Aberdeen Camp. ~
Reading Woodmen Poem. SOY. Tom lite Paine
Song ........... Woodmcn Choir
Removing Veil
Soy. r. A. Dublin. Master Of Ceremon les
woodmen Ceremonies ...... Aberdeen Camp. ~
Song ........ WOOdmen Choir
Camp Honors to Relatives All Woodmen
Address .........-.... Sovereign G.. }. Leftwich
Song ........ WOodmen Choir
Camp Honors to Deceased sovereigns.
All Woodmen
Bened lotion ............ Rev. }. r. Harrington
All Woodmen are requested to as
sist in the celebration of this. the
10Th Anniversary of Woodcraft.
l.. ID. Granlof.
W. G.. Peugh.
]. i. Sanders.
Committee.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1910-02-04
Chanfinf Her Mind.

BY an unwritten law it is held to
be the privilege of women to change
her mind. a license of which she
rarely fails to avail herself. The
German proverb has it that women
are variable as April weather" Ac-
cording to an Old English adage.
" A woman's mind the winter winds
change oft, In Spain it is much the
same: Women. wind and fortune
soon change. and she can laugh and
cry both in wind" The old Latin
poet Catuilus was of opinion that
what 4 woman says to her ardent
lover ought to he written on the
winds or on Running water" Even
the gallant Sir Philip Sidney wrote:
He water plows and sowcth in the eand
Aud hopes the hickering wind with net to hold
Who hath his hopes laid ON woman'r hand.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1910-02-04
Do You Open Your Mouth

Like young bird and gulp down what
ever food or medicine may be offered you?
Or, do You want To know something Of the
composition and character OF that which
you take into your stomach whether as
food or medicine?
Most intelligent and sensible people
nowadays insist on knowing what they
employ whether as food or As medicine.
DR.. Pierce believes they have I perfect
right to insist upon such knowledge. So he
publishes ;>AlQadcast and on each bottle
wrapper, what Gis- nSdiSineS are made of
and vexifes i01hdcr-eaiS This he feels
he can wNl-Aiford TO do because LIE more
the lngrcdlcnts oi which his medicines
are made are studicd and understood tho
more viii their SUPERIOR curative virtues
De aIbIeciated.
For the cure OF woman's peculiar weak
nesses, irregularities and arrangements.
giving rise TO frequent headaches. back
ache. dragging-down pain or distress in
lower abdominal or pelvic region, accom-
panied, ofttmes, with a dcbilitating.
pelvic. catarrhal drain and kindred symp-
toms of weakness, DIR. Pierce'S Favorite
Prescription Is most efficient remedy
1t is equally effective in curing painful
periods. in giving strength TO nursing
mothers and in preparing the system OF
the expectant mother for haby'S coming
thus rendering childbirth safe and COM
paratively painless. The "favOrite Pre-
scriptIon" Is most potent, strengthening
tonic to the general system and to the
organs distinctly feminine in particular
u is also q soothing and iDvigorating
neryine and cures nervous exhaustion,
nervous prostration, neuralgia, hysteria,
spasms, ch0rea or St. Nitus's dance, and
other distressing nervous symptoms at
tendant upon functional and organic dis
eases of the distinctly feminine organs.
A host OF medical authorities Of all the
several schools OF practice, recommend
each OF the several ingredients OF which
"Favorte Prescription is made for the
cure of the diseases for which it Is sclaimed
70 be a care You may read what they
say for yourself by sending postal card
request for free booklet of extracts
fr,m the leading authorities. to Dr. X. ".
Pierce InvalidS' Hotel and Surgical In
stitute. Buffalo. n. V, and it will come u
sou by return post.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1910-02-04

earn of Russian tactics being re-
sorted to in putting prisoners in the
sweat-boX in order TO make them
compromise themselves. or implicate
their associates. This is called the
thlrd-degree method and prevailed
generally in European countries dur
ing the middle ages. The examina-
ton of accused persons under this
method is private, while in France it
takes place before the public, where
IN the trial jury may Judge, whether
the accused is treated fairly or other
wise. Therefore if any distinction is
to he drawn, the French method
is preferable.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1910-02-04
MOTHERS MESSAGE.

Throu.h the busy days oi Life from the
past II rings,
Enrnc aiar from boyhpoi time on memo
rial winy>;
Echo Of the golden days on the golden
earth
" hen the woods were filed with birds
and the fields with mirth.
hear it in ,ire doorway Whtre in dreams
uf old she stands:
Iou can't come To the table Till won We
washed your face and hands
From barefoot trails returning at the
dinner hour "f old.
In davs when hearts were merry and the
world world of gold,
With paths that led To fishing and to
swimming and to play.
| hear that mnther-message as in boy
hoods yesterday;
Yes, see her glance of scorning, and her
utterance- NV land,
Iou can't come To the table till you've
washed YOU re face and hands! -
-LUc +. Iernon.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1910-02-04
STATES MAY POSSIBLY Own POWER

STATES MAY POSSIBLY Own Power
SITES. Senator Carter. of Montana,
has introduced a bill which, if it is
enacted by Congress, will carry out
the recommendation of the Governors
of the country. adopted ut their late
meeting at the National Capital. with
regard to the disposal of water-power
sites on the public domain. The bill
provides that all public lands i'm
nediately adjoining streams and
forming part of water-power sites,
shall be ceded to the several States
in which they are located. the State
to retain perpetual ownership of such
lands, with authority to lease them
for power development In such way
as to prevent monopoly.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1910-02-04
HOUSEHOLD HINTS.

Mud stains can usually be removed
from silk if the spots are rubbed with
4 bit OF flannel; or. if stubborn, with
a piece of linen, wet in alcohol.
Salt, dissolved in alcohol. will often
remove grease spots from clothing.
If faded cotton or linen dress is
boiled in strong cream tarter water,
it will become perfectly white.
Linen blinds can be cleaned by be-
ing laid fiat and rubbed with pow
dered bath-brick.
Oily water can be cleared by add
ing few SpOOnfuls Of corn meal and
stirring vigorously.
Hot milk, used instead of water,
will sometime remove fruit stains
even better than boiling water.
Two potatoes grated in basin OF
water will give better results than
soap in washing delicate fannels or
wOOlen goods, ribbons and delicate
colors.
A little thin cold starch, rubbed
over windows and mirrors and then
wiped off with a soft cloth, is an easy
way to produce a good polish.
Five cents worth of OrriS root put
in the ordinary wash water for lin
gerie will impart delicate perfume
to the clothes. This is also lasting.
A few drops of lavender put into a
glass of boiling hot water will purify
a sick room, and will also remove the
smell of cooking.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1910-02-04
Nicely Graded.

1t is still tradition that the peo-
pie of Manchester, England, should
gibe at Liverpool with the proverb,
" a Manchester man, a Liverpool
gentleman" but it is said, classiti-
cation is not so strongly marked in
Lancashier as in the old days. When
stagecoaches were running guard
was once asked. Who has tina
gotten inside, Billy Billy consult
ed his list and replied. A gentle
mon fra Liverpool. a mon fra Man
chester. a chap fra Owdham and a
fellow fra Wigan. "
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1910-02-04

A DEAF but piOus English lady
visiting small country town in Scot
land went to church armed with an
ear trumpet. The elders had never
seen one, and viewed it with suSpi-
cion and uneasineSS. After short
consultation one of them went to the
lady just before the opening of the
service, and. wagging his fingers at
her warningly. whispered. lone
tOOt and ye're oot!''