The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-07-09

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With the chambermaid's assistance
have turned the whole house upside |
down. until she finally remembered
that my wife, last spring. sent It to q
furrier's to be kept from the moth.
But to which furrier? have been to
q dozen and cannot ind It.
II had only not agreed with my
wife that We were. under no circum-
stances. to write to each other. I
should simply ask her but It
is best SO. No strain of the common
place must mingle with the sad echoes
of our farewell. No farce
never follows q drama. Perhaps she
might even imagine that seize the
first pretext to renew relations with
her. Never!
Today It Is six below zero. -.
Prof. Max Wiegand to Frau Emma
Wiegand. Berlin, December IA.
Dear Emma: You win be greatly
surprised at receiving letter from
me In spite of our mutual agreement,
but do not fear that have any inten-
tion of opening a correspondence with
you. Our relations terminated with all
possible dignity, and the sealed door
shall never be re-opened. ! have but
to ask a simple question which you
alone can answer. What is the name
of the man to whom you sent my fur
coat last spring? Lima has forgotten
the address. Hoping soon to receive
an answer, for which l thank you In
advance, MAX.
Frau. Emma Wiegand to Prof. Max
Wiegand. Freiburg. December Is.
Dear Max: His name is Palaschke
and he Is on thinner street. cannot
understand Lina's forgetfulness, as
she took the coat there herself. :.
EMMA.
Prof. Max Wiegand to Frau Emma
Wiegand. Berlin, December II.
Dear Emma: I must trouble you
once more = for the last time.
Herr Palaschke refuses to let the coat
go without the ticket, as he has had
several disagreeable experiences which
have made 1t necessary to be very
strict. But where Is the ticket?
Hoping that you are well and quite
comfortable with your family.
MAX.
Frau. Emma Wiegand to Prof. Max
Wiegand. Freiburg, December 10.
Dear Max: The ticket Is either In
the second or third upper drawer Of
the little wardrobe in the dressing
room or in my desk, in the right or
left pigeon-hole. could find 1t in a
minute II were there. ! hope your
cold is better. am quite well.
EMMA.
Prof. Max Wiegand to Frau Emma
Wiegand. Berlin, December FL.
Dear Emma: The ticket is not to
be found either in the wardrobe or In
the desk. Perhaps 1t slipped out when
you were packing and was thrown
away. / can think OF no other ex
PLANTATION.
Tomorrow or next day will again
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wheedle him out Of my property by al
possible Establishments and assur
ances. but today am confined TO my
room, for my cold has resulted In Q
severe attack OF neuralgia.
| I had a dreadful scene with the
cook yesterday. On the day Of your
departure she gave me notice, and
when I tried to persuade her to re
main she turned on me and told me ir
a very insolent manner that l knew
nothing about housekeeping, and thai
1T was only out of sympathy for you
Pdear Emma, that she had 30 long re
manned with us at such low wages
and that she should leave immediate
ly. / answered calmly, but firmly
that she must stay till the end Of hel
engagement.
Two hours later, after supper,
rang and discovered that she was al
ready gone. bag and baggage, leaving
in the kitchen a badly spelled billie
doux in which she threatened me
with lawsuit for calling her an ''im
pudent woman" in case / should re
fuse to give her a certificate Of char
acter.
| also suspect that abominable cool
OF taking my gold sleeve buttons
|. those left me by Uncle Friedrich
/. though I have, Of course, n,
proof. Have you any idea where the,
are? II SO please drop me line
Goodby, my dear Emma, and trus
you are more comfortable than am
Your MAX.
Frau. Emma wiegand to Prof. Ma,
| Wiegand Freiburg, December 20.
Dear Max: I have read with mucl
sympathy your account of your littl
mishaps and annoyances. The cool
often spoke to me very much as sh,
did to you. but put up with 1t be
cause she is good cook and onl,
cooks who know nothing are polite
Now you see what have had to stan,
for years and that there are problem
in that department also which canno
be solved by natural science.
cannot, at this distance. advise 70,
what to do. and should not conside
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