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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-21
Near Philosophy

From the Sioux City Tribune
In the interest OF a safe and sane
Fourth, why not enjoin the orators
also?
Hotels, like some newspapers, are
not made to please people. but to enter
tain them.
The kline of weather that parches the
crops also helps to solve the weed
problem,
White aimities at picnics are no
longer considered as ~harbingers of com
ing storms.
Persistent guessing on the part of
the weather man is bound to land a
rain sometime.
The man who rocks the boat is the
one who yeils the leudest for help just
before he goes under.
The heat record might be even worse
than it is If the thermometer tube was
not closed at the top.
What is most wanted is to make the
world good enough SO that an honest
man will not be conspicuous.
When a man becomes SO engrossed in
his work hat he forgets how hot it is,
he Is in no immediate danger.
F1sherman's luck 1ourishes on the
same lavish scale as formerly; it Is
only the fish that are limited.
The only sadder sight than a man
shopping in hot weather is the man
who stays away from the ball game.
So many lazy men demand a vaca-
ton that n of the energetic sort Is
ashamed to tax one when it is offered.
No sensible man is going to be des-
perately sn1itten Of a woman who wears
her store hair like a bunch OF sausage
links.
A man does not care much for a Job
which he will leave to prevent willing
a collar that car be Numbered for 8
cents.
n of the economic features Of CO.
education is that the girls sometimes
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-21
Smiths Suit.

From the Los Angeles Times.
Peter Mckenzie, the last Of the old
Hudson bay factors, had always a
great hatred and fear Of lawsuits.
II dined with Mr.. Mckenzie in Mon
treal not long ago." said a mining en-
gineer of New York, land he reiterated
his dread Of lawsuits, driving home his
point with a story.
H said that a certain Smith won
a case in the lower courts, the higher
courts and the supreme court. Smith
was thus finally awarded, after seven
years Of litigation, $500, 600. When
Smith heard he glad news, he sped
to his lawyers.
"'Hurray!' he said. Gimme my $780,
Yes, $500, 900 was the award said
the lawyer. II at the same time he
handed Smith a dollar bill.
"'But-what's this for?' Smith
gasped.
That's all that's left, Mr.. Smith
explained the lawyer, after the deduc-
ton of my fee, the cost of the various
appeals and other expenses, which will
be duly rendered you in an itemized
account
Poor Smith studied the bill in his
Say, what's the matter with this? ?,
he demanded. is 1t bad?'"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-21
HARD TO PLEASE
Regarding the Morning Cup.

"Oh how hard it was to part with
coffee, but the continued trouble with
constipation and belching was such
that I finally brought myself to leave
1t off.
Then the question was, what should
we use for the morning drink? Tea
was worse for us than coffee; choco-
late and cocoa were soon tired Of:
milk was not liked very well, and hot
water we could not endure.
about two years ago we struck
upon Postum and have never been
without it since.
I'VE have seven children. Our baby
now eighteen months old would not
take milk, SO we tried Postum and
found she liked 1t and it agreed with
her perfectly. She is today, and has
been, one of the healthiest babies in
the State.
II use about two-thirds Postum and
one-third milk and a teaspoon of sugar,
and put it into her bottle. If you could
have seen her eyes sparkle and hear
her say good today when 1 gave it
to her, you would believe me that
she likes 1t.
IF I was matron of an infants
home, every child would be raised ON
Postum. Many of my friends. say,
You are looking so well!' I reply, I
am we'll: I drink Postum. have no
more trouble with constipation, and
know that I owe my good health to
God and Postum
I am writing this letter because I
want to tell o how much good
Postum has done us, but If you knew
how I shrink from publicity, you
would not publish this letter, at least
not over my name"
Read the little book, 1.-THE Road to
Wellville." In pkgs. There's a Reason"
Ever read the above letter. A new
one appears from time to time. They
interest
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-21
Wanted:. An interpreter.

from the ~fnliadeIph1a RECORD.
DIR. Harvey w. Wiley. chief Of the
bureau Of chemistry in the department
of agriculture. has interpreted many
laws affecting pure foods and drugs,
and has had some Of his opinions re-
versed by the department of Justice and
the president.
He was discussing this one day when
he said:
The matter of interpreting laws is
much like the story of the little boy
who was told by his teacher to read
something from a primeit. The boy
read as follows:
This is a warm doughnut. Step on
it,
Why. JOHNNY. said the teacher.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-21
Give Love Today.
When the lean, gray grasses
Cover me, bury me deep,
No sea wind that passes
Shall break nv Sleep.

Wnen lne iedlr gray grasses
Cover me, bury me deep,
No sea wind that passes
Shall break my sleep.
When you come, my lover,
~Sorrewful eyed to me.
Earth mine eyes will cover;
I shall not see.
Though with sad words splendid,
Praising, you call me dear,
It will be all ended;
I shall not hear.
You may live loves riot
Laughingly over my head,
But I shall lie quiet;
With the gray dead.
Love, you will not wake me
With all your singing carouse,
Nor your dancing shake me
In my dark house.
Though you should go weeping,
Sorrowful for my sake,
Fatn to break my sleeping,
I could not wake.
Now, ere time destroy US
Shadows beneath and above;
Death has no song joyous,
Nor dead men love
Now, while deep-eyed, golden,
Love on the mountain sings,
Let him be close holden:
Fetter his wings.
Love, nor Joy nor sorrow
Troubles the end Of day:
Leave the Fates tomorrow;
Give love today.
Ethel Talbot
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-21

""D "0ot1y UIOUU anu
mad to be drawn with a catheter. NY
limbs were swollen to twice their nor
NAL size. The doctor finally said he
could do no more and my family gave
up hope. 1t was at this time l began
using Deans Kidney Pills and gradu-
ally improved until well. I gained
overweight pounds and have had no
trouble since"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. SO cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
N. Y.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-21

get married in their commencement
gowns.
By ignoring the arguments which
you cannot meet, a safety valve is
found for an otherwise uncomfortable
position.
some OF the people who are mailing
a demand for a safe and sane fourth.
drive an automobile in the most insane
nj
or men are usually the things which
never happen and are not scheduled to
AXE place.
The wor- y who advertises he
c~leverness Of her husband generally
nags him for not living up to her pro-
fessions.
Had you ever noticed that most Of
the cases of heat prostration occur on
the streets and not in the places where
business is liveliest?
Give any man absolute control over
the weather and it is doubtful II he
could make a brand that he could live
IN without taking cold"
No sane small boy will choose to be
SAFE n uncomfortable just at the time
when patriotism Is supposed to reach
the climax of ~effervescence.
There is as much exercise in turn
Ing the wringer in the basement as in
playing Is holes on the links, but the
latter maintains the lead in popular
tty.
Men who are timid about entering
aveidable entanglements are the ones
who give the best account of them
selves when they are forced into una
vofdable enes.
The success Of a baseball. franchise
depends largely upon the ability of the
players to men out Of their shady
places OF business to swelter in the
grandstand.
When a man mortgages his home to
BUY an automobile he generally finds
1t necessary to mortgage the furniture
to pay for repairs, and the "last end
OF that man Is worse than the first"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-21
His Claim to Prominence.

At a social gathering a certain man,
intent on knowing every one, was in
troduced to Senator Julius G. Burrows
of Michigan.
THE name Burrows is very famiI-
lar to me-" he said. q" am certain
that you are a man of some promi-
nence."
Yes" replied Senator Burrows, X
am the man that died at first Just
before Casey came to bat in hat cele-
brated ball game in Mudville."-Suc-
cess Magazine.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-21
Didn't Care for Expenses.

They were seated at the breakfast
table.
John, dear" said the young wife,
this Is my birthday"
I'm glad you mentioned it, darling"
rejeined her husband. 'IIl buy you a
present the first thing when l get
downtown"
Well" she said, g" hope you won't
get any cheap es-cent affair"
"of course I won't" he replied.
why, I would be ashamed to present
you with anything hat cost less than
a dollar"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-21

that can't be right. Let me see vour
book
'Thi is the sentence she found:
" This is a worm. Do not step on
it. W
That's YER much like the interpre-
tatlon of the laws of nowadays. You
can interpret the statutes in several
ways, according to h angle from
which you view them. AS for me, 7
believe in constituting them always SO
that the masses Of the people shall
benefit by them"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-21

A Freak of Nature.

From the SUCCESS Magazine.
Colonel Denntson had become rho
happy father of twins, and his un-
bounded pride in this two-fold blessed
ness found expression on every occa-
sion.
He stood with a friend on the bank
steps n day as a young woman passed
wheeling a baby carriage containing q
pretty girl baby.
Doesn't a woman look queer, said
the colonel loftily, with only one
child!"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-21
Talbot.
The Absent Minded S%cotchman.
From thn Succasa 1ipa

The Scotchman could not find his
ticket. On the conductors second round
it was still missing. Whats that in
your MOUTH" he asked. Sure enough.
there was the missing ticket. The con
ductor punched 1t and went his way.
"Ah, we'el." said Sandy, in reply to his
fellow passengers banter. Tn nae sac
absent-minded as we wad think. Yon
was a vera aud ticket and I was list
sucken aft the date"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-21
Why Boys Are Brave.
From the BROOKLYN Life

rIULH t1ie brUUKIyn Lie.
To his teachers request that he give
class ideas on the subject of
Bravery little Johnny delivered him
self of the following:
Some boys is brave because they al
ways plays with little boys. and some
boys is brave because their legs is too
short to run away. but most BOYS tc
brave because somebody's lookin',"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-21

suddenly with agon-
izing pains through
my kidneys, followed
by a %stoppage of the
urine. l was soon in
such agony I could
not lie in bed and
for weeks sat in a
chair propped up by
pillows. The urine
was mostly ;hJood ,na
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-21

Papa-Why can't we see the moon
In the daytime?
Jimmte-Cause they don't light 1t
up until after dark.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-21
A TERRIBLE CASE OF DRoPsy

Lebanon, Ind, Man Gives y.x,S
Description OF His Suffering.
John 7. Anderson, GLIB W. Main g.
Lebanon, Ind, says: "I was takar
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-07-21

When a mar mortgages his home tc
BUY an automobile he generally finds
1t necessary to mortgage the furniture
to pay for repairs, and the Cast end
Of hat man Is worse than the frst ],
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-12-22
HEALANIS GET
NEW MEMBERS

The regular monthly meeting Of
the Healani Yacht and Boat Club was
held last night, and several inter
esting topics were brought up for
discussion. A delegate TO the A. A.
U. meeting was appointed; five mem
bers were passed in. and other mat
ters of general interest passed on
The new members are Louis Rosa. t.
G. Glorkie, ALI Hail, A. zimmerman
and Alfred Brown.
1t was also decided to get a wrest-
ling mat for the use of members and
a punching bag platform will also be
installed. The bylaws of the club
are to be revised and brought up to
date and distributed among members
if the cost is not Drohibitive.
New swimming suits from the
Coast. with the clubs crest thereon
are to be ordered and the members
will then be uniformly clad.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-12-22
A. A. j. DELE Gates

Delegates to attend the meeting o
the A. A. U. which is to be held in
Lorrin Andrews office on the even
ing of January were named by the
Punahou and Healani Clubs last night
The Punahou's appointed their presi-
dent, Al Castle. to attend the meet
ing, taking with him two other mem
bers of the club and Castle named
Jack Guard and Kenneth Brown. They
will not be vested with full power e
act for the club, but will report t.
the general committee, after which
action will be taken regarding join
ing the Union or not.
The Healanis appointed A. H. Tar
Teton, who spoke strongly in favor Of
Joining the Union, to represent the
club, with full powers to act as he
thought best, AS Tarleton is very
strongly inclined towards the Unior
this appointment is taken to signify
that the Healani committee are sat.
isfied that it will be for the best
interests of the club to join the am
ateur athletic union.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-12-22
MYR7LES SAY THEY ARE READY
FOR HEALANI CHALLENGES

Secretary Longley or the Healani
Yacht and Boat Club voiced a COM
mendable suggestion at the monthly
meeting last night when he expressed
the opinion that 1t would be a SOUND
idea to appoint a committee to APP
proach the Myrtle Boat Club, the
Outrigger Club and other local or
with the object of pro-
noting aquatic sports. This sugges-
ton is particularly timely, especial
ly coming fnom the Healanis for
there has been a good deal too many
challenges thrown out from one club
to the other without being sent
through the regular channels, AMI
practically all these challenges have
come to nought, giving rise to the
impression that the Myrtles were moi
disposed to meet the Healanis in op-
en- contest except upon the regular
regatta days. That this is not so wa.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-12-22

pointed out to the writer yesterday
by a well-known member of the Myr-
tie Club, who tersely put it thus
"The Healanis can get any matches
they want if they apply through the
Captain of the Club in proper man
ner" No doubt there is a good deal
in this remark, for courtesy demands
that those most affected by a chal-
lenge should be approached directly.
The question of whether such CON
tests would arouse interest in aquat-
les was discussed at some little
length, it being held by George Gan
that a series of social entertainments
such as dances, and smoking con
certs would effect the same purpose.
The members of the club will be
sounded on this point, and if suffici-
ent inducement offers, a dance will
be held at the club next month
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-12-22

The new athletic organization, re-
joicing under the title of the Puma
hou Club, held a meeting last night
at which a proposal to send a dele
gate to the A. A. U. meeting was
considered and accepted, and the ad-
visibility of arranging a swimming
team to compete in any sports which
may be arranged in the near future
was also favorably reported on. Ac-
cording to the impression which this
new club has made 1t bids fair to
become a factor of more than aver
age Importance in the sporting world
of Honolulu.
Satisfactory terms have been ar
ranged by which the new club will
have the use of the Kamehameha
Alumni hall on Fort street until their
own premises are ready. Sherwood
Lowrey and Alfred Young were adj
ded to the club as members.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-12-22
2x$4Ox5-$24OO

This is what you have lost in only
five years paying rent to landlord
DON'T DO 1T ANY LONGER.
Let us build you a beautiful Bunaa.
low in kalmuki, Ocean View or PaIolo
and pay tie rent to YOURSELF.
How would you like to have a home
like this? You can have it and never
spend a dollar that does not go to-
wards making it Your Home
We will build it for you at once. You
have always been intending to secure
a home. Do it NOW. Don't 90 on
paying rent for the next five years.
Give up collecting rent receipts and
assisting landlords to pay for the
house you live in. Buy your own
house at the same price. Talk it over
with your wife. Make her a Christ
mas present worth having-one that
you both can enjoy, We are ready to
assist you in every way.
START THE NEW YEAR RIGHT
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Lost
or Saved. WHY NOT SAVE IT9
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-12-22
HONOLULU IRON WORKS CO., LTD.

Steam Engines, Sugar Mills, Boilers,
Coolers, Iron, Brass and Lead Cast
ings, Machinery of every Description
N de to Order. Particular Attention
Paid to Ships Blacksmithing. Job
Work Executed on Short Notice
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-12-22
sPRAINED ANKLE.

A sprained ankle Will usually dis =
able the injured person for three or
four weeks. This is due to lack If
proper treatment, When Chamber
lain's Pain Balm is applied a cure
may be effected in three or four days
This liniment is one of the best and
most remarkable preparations in use
For sale by all dealers. Benson Smith
& Co., agents for Hawaii,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-12-22
BY AUTHORITY
SEALED TENDERS.

SEALED TENDERS will be re-
ceived until IL m. of Saturday, Dec.
II, 1910, for 20 tons more or less Of
GO lb. T. Rails, with fish plates, bolts
and spikes.
Proposal blanks are on file in the
Department of Public Works.
The Superintendent reserves the
right to reject any or all bids.
MARSTON CAMPBELL,
Superintendent of Public Works.
Honolulu, Nov. 81, 1910.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-12-22

HARMONY LODGE, No. 8, |. o. o. r.
Meets every Monday evening at 1880
II Odd Fellows Hall. Fort st. Visit
lnE brothers cordially invited to at
tend.
II. e. MCCOY. N. g.
f. r. HENDRY, Sec.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-12-22
EraterBal Beatlogs

EraterBal Nestlugs
HONOLULU LODGE NO. SIS,
B. P. Q. ELKS.
Meets IN their hall on King Street
aesr Fort, every Friday evening. Visit.
ing Brothers are cordially invited &c
attend.
JAMES D. DOUGHERTY, E. r.
GEO 7. KLUEGEL Secretary.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-12-22
A HORDE OF THEM.

Champ Clark in a magazine arti-I
Gle laments the want of orators I'M
Congress. Still, there are plenty of
members left who can talk, and like
to do it.-Philadelphia Press.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-12-22

Haas makes the best candy. We
have it fresh and fine. Benson, Smith,
and Co. Ltd, Fort and Hotel street
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-09-11

get out of the way in order that they
might kill and rob postal official
entrusted with the payment of money
orders. Luckily for him their plot
was frustrated by the fact that he hap
pened to call in company with another
postman. The murder Of the Fried
richs' and the extraordinary series OF
blackmailing letters, in which the per
petrators offered the Leipzig publish
er, Weber. an authentic account of it,
were described in detail on these col
umns in May of last year.
The brothers have also admitted
their responsibility for an attempt
that was made to kill servant named
Seyfferth, who had been left alone in
a house during the abseuce of her en-
Karl Coppius' confession further
covers the attack on postal official
who was felled with a hammer and
robbed of bag containing $2,250; and
an attempt to cut the throat Of Frau
Wagner, a manufacturers wife, while
she was ascending the staircase Of a
block of flats to pay call. The cou-
pie were arrasted through the prompt
tude of the publisher, who followed
up in a motorcar, the messenger whom
they had sent to him with blackmail.
ing letter
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-09-11
CROWD IS S|LENCED
BY Roosevelt When It Jeers a
Prominent Pittsburg Re-
form Leader.
CROOKS WERE DENOUNCED
american News Service )

(American News ServiceS
Pittsburg. Sept. lo.-.Colonel Roose-
velt arrived here today tired in body.
and addressed 1000 in the Exposition
building. The crowd jeered and boot
Cd the Introductory address Of H. D.
X. English Of the civic commission.
Roosevelt then jumped up and shouted
"You won't hear word from me un.
less you hear your chairman first"
The crowd cheered and order was re-
stored. Mr.. English finished. The ac-
ton Of Roosevelt quelling disturb
ances evidently prevented serious
trouble 40 hundreds were In the hall
bent on humiliating the civic commits.
sion. In his speech Roosevelt referred
briefly to the work of the local re-
formers. He said he knew no differ.
ence along party lines when he dealt
with . crook. and praised the laws Of
Pennsylvania.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-09-11
ce,er r.., For eler;sss.

~ counter Of a torist's shop Wa
UDcA a unusual place to md q baskei
q wooden threads that Tie curious
customer was impelled to css villas
business they had there.
ssThey have Just been used for trail
iAg Q young mans sense OF color
oat1 The 0oeisG He has been working
- Our ssesnhousss en- Long Island
He wants . position In Q Broadway
shop, but beeoee hs could b. trans
1essoA - had % undergo the color test
Evegy nan in Q 1orist's shop must
have q ken . oenoe Cor the Different
colon - . slbboa o silk salssman
Tn1D 0aA pasos4 H. e1aminat3oo al
S1ghA b1t loeD oe 0ea who know {
~ 1sal ahoue 0owogs 1An down q
- oa1eg tesG"-NsX xoek T1nsA
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-09-11
WAGON MARKET.

Wagon market quotations furnish
ed by Omer G. Whelan. South sixth
street are: Oats. so cents per bu.:
corn. 60 cents per bu: rye. 6506S
cents per bu.: hay. loose timothy $1l
per ton: mixed. $12 per ton: clover. 81
per ton: straw. IS to IS per ton.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-09-11
ARE COMING HOME.

vichy. France. Sept. TO- Mrs.
stephen b. Elkins. wife OF Senator
Elkins. and their daughter. Miss Kath-
csirc. left here today for Paris. &C.
eompanied by Davis Elkins. Miss Elk.
ins' brother. They will sail for New
York on Oct. /. according to their
prcseut plan.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-09-11

Conscience money" In Great Britain
r..w amounts to thousands Of pounds
a,,aually. the FIRST sum noticed was
on March 20. 1850. when $3.50 was car
ried u he public Account In conse-
Quence Of mote received by the chan
celior. The writer with troubled soul
imploced him. ''as "a honest man, to
consider the money the property OF the
nation and to Be % just a. to apply
Il 10 the use Of the state In such .
hammer that the nation may not sukes
b. In having been detained and thus
% eass The eonecisooe Of an honest
man
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-09-11
pad,arsa oxstsr..

Oysters with pedigree are on the
menu Of d certain l.ondon hotel. These
aristorrats are FROM the famous Red
bank on the coast Of Galway. In the
twelfth century the Cistercian monks
OF Corsomroe abbey cultivated these
beds, aud in later centuries the product
was So renowned for dellcacy and Ia
vor that Napoleon Ill. stocked the most
famous oysters beds OF France with
than