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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
HERE ARE TONGUE-TWlSTERS
Great Difficulty Is Frequently Expert
enced in pronounclne Certain
Succession of Words.

Whether a certain succession words
is difficult to pronounce or not, largely
depends upon the rate at which they
are uttered. A lecturer recently had
great difficulty with a sentence in
which he described low two savages
who had been converted fell tooth and
nail upon images of their ancient
heather gods, thus totally repudi-
ating their two tutelary deities." II
he had spoken more deliberately, he
would not have had so much trouble
getting past the concluding words. A
poet once went and stood by the sea.
shore, and imagined that in the quiet
hush of the twilight hour the sea
babe him a lingering farewell. But
the line in which he expressed his
poetic imagination is practically i'm
possible to read aloud rapidly:
THE sea ceaseth and dismisseth US
with his blessing"
This line, as Lowell said of a line
of Matthew AInold's about Shake
speare, Kisses like an angry gander.
1t makes such an awkward collocation
of words as Shave a cedar single
thin" seem comparatively easy to
say
1t is not always a hard saying
that involves the speaker in confusion.
He may trip up on comparatively
simple. easy words The story is told
of the young actor who was promoted
from a "my-lord-the-carriage-waits"
part to impersonate a nobleman. He
was very nervous over his new dig
nifty When he was asked as he ap-
peared on the stage whether he had
brought any luggage, he was supposed
to answer: only two bags and a
rug" What he said was: only two
rags and bug"
A clergyman intending to refe' to
the Diety In the course of his prayer
as flowing shepherd" said a "shov-
ing leopard" instead. The worst Of
fender was perhaps a politician who
addressed a woman suffrage conven-
ton. and intended to be excruciatingly
polite. He meant after a somewhat
| lengthy Grafton to indicate that he
hoped he was not ADDRESSING weary
benches" But what he said was
"beery wenches."
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
Base Lima.

Mrs. b. Sanford has been on the
sick list.
Mrs Harding visited her sons in
Kalamazoo last week.
Albert Allen is entertaining a
brother from California.
Mrs. Reams is enjoying visit with
her father from South Haven.
Mrs. Edmonds is i'll DR.. Wisely and
family spent Sunday with her.
Mr.. Harmon is still very i'll and no
hopes are entertained for his recovery.
Mary Shock is staying with her sis
ter, Mrs. Barney, during her hus-
bands absence.
Cleo Woodruff has been spending
the week with her friend, Cecile Beck
err, near Alamo.
Lyle Sanford run the Swimming
station while Mr.. Forester attended
the Kalamazoo fair.
DIR. Post of Benton Harbor removed
a cancer from Mr.. Loomis face and
it is healing rapidly.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jacobs motored from
Kalamazoo. Sunday, and spent the
day at l. Woodruff's.
Lena Ricta went TO Kalamazoo,
Thursday, and spoke in the Presby-
terrain church that evening.
= Mr. and Mrs. ]. McGann have re-
turned from Battle Creek and other
places, where they have been visiting
Mrs w D Holmes has been staying
with her daughter Nettie Sackett, the
past week, her infant son being very
i'll
Mr.. and Mrs. Eastman, Mrs. Post
and Cleo Woodruff attended the birth
day party at G A h. hall in Goble-
vile, Thursday.
Mrs. Erect has returned from her
Ohio visit. The trip did not benefit
her health. Her daughter returned
to her home in Kankakee, III.
There was a frost Friday night that
made some vines look sick. AS it went
in streaks, some Of the vines in the
same field were not killed. On the
whole it did not do much damage.
The many friends of Harry Barney,
who has been in poor health for some
time, prepared the ground and put in
a nice piece of wheat for him last
week. Mr.. Barney left Tuesday foI
treatment He was accompanied by
his brother-in-law, A, Shock.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
Notice.

There is man in Glendale,
You all know his name,
Who is working for living,
And he gets there just the same.
Now, il you have got sick
Of being cussed to your face,
Come back to the old reliable;
You all know the place.
am still working ia Glendale,
And you all know the spot,
One door south of the Woodman hall
In the little old red shop;
Where | have been working
For dozen years or more;
Where l can count my friends and pat
By the hundreds and the score.
Now l thank you for your patronage
And the friendly chats we've had.
Because / do not drink and cuss you
Some think I'm not so bad.
Now | want blacksmith,
One on whom We can rely,
But can tell you for certainty
No "BoozERs' need apply.
j. S. MOVES,
Adv Glendale.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
Geneva.

Glenn Robbins has gone to Chicago
to work.
c. Y. Tyler and Norman Clark have
returned to Augusta.
Fred Bates was taken very i'll Sum
day. He was poisoned eating bologna.
Charlie Belvill and family of South
Haven were in this neighborhood
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alvin Tyler of Airing.
ton visited his sister Mrs. Robert
Hives, Saturday.
Mrs. Harry Mari visited in Chicago
last week Harry went over Saturday
to accompany her home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Grin Cummins, c. Y.
Tyler, w w. Tyler and family and
several from Lacota attended the fair
at Kalamazoo last week.
Richard Baker and family of Casco
visited their parents Sunday. Mrs.
Nina Lee, who has been visiting them,
returned to the home of her brother.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16

The many friends of James Horton
are pleased to learn he is improving.
Our school opened Monday the 5th,
with Miss Mary Peterson of Fennville
as teacher.
The infant son of Mr.. and Mrs. Wal
lace Clark died Monday night of chol-
era infant I'm.
Mr.. and Mrs Bert Van Blarcum and
children and Mr.. and Mrs. John Mar
shall of Casco spent Sunday with Mr..
and Mrs. Adam Beach.
The ladies' aid society will meet
at the church Thursday afternoon,
September 81. All members are espec-
tally requested TO De present.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
NEWS FROM THE
NE|GHb0R TOWNS
Interesting Paragraphs by
Our Staff of Suburban
Correspondents.
VAN BUREN, correspondence
Base Line, Lawrence, Bangor. Rural
Route No. 5, Sunny Lane and
Many Others.

We desire TO call our cor
respondents attention TO the
fact that Copy must reach us
not later than Tuesday after
noon to insure publication
the same week it is sent. We
regret the necessity Of omit
ting any of our correspond
ence, but frequently copy
reaches us too late, and is
held over until the next week.
If correspondents will please
remember and send in their
copy early in the week, 1T
will be more satisfactory to
all concerned.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
Fall of a Mountain.

Natural causes sometimes bring
So; .r2dsn lowering of the heads of
-" nir"1tN ms, bat perhaps there is
ro~ =; cf the operations of man
e we'd such feat except in
- "a rock slide at Tur-
ie IL the province of Al.
~ IL 1893 The mining
WIS overwhelmed. and
~'ounta,n VS. re-
"S o9o feet The fall
he honeycombing by
seam OF coal pene.
the mountain
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
Digestion and Assimilation

1t is not the quantity of food taken
but the amount digested and assimi-
lated that gives strength and vitality
to the system. Cha mberlain's Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets invi gorate
the stomach and liver and enable
them to perform their functions nat
urally. For sale by all dealers.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16

AS usually treated, sprained ankle
will disable man for three or four
weeks, but by applying Chamber
lain's Liniment freely as soon as the
injury is received, and observing the
directions with each bottle, a cure
can be effected in from two to four
days. For sale by all dealers.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
He Was the hlavor.

The mayor of a small town had
come to Leipzig to see the fair A
stranger who had lost his way asked
him Pray, good honest man. what
Is the nome o. this street," 81 am
not a good honest man." said the
former. Il an the mayor of Marburg &"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
Stubborn as Mules
ADV

are liver and bowels sometimes; seem
to balk without cause. Then there's
trouble, loss of appetite, indigestion,
nervousness, dependency, headache.
But such troubles fly before DR. Kings
New Life Pills, the worlds best stom-
ach and liver remedy. So easy. Csc at
all druggists. IN
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
PhiIosonher of EollY.

"The best way to say something
funny to your wife," says the Phil.
osopher of Folly. lis to kiss her first
and tell her YOU won't mean it, but
the rest of the company may think it
clever"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16

"Why do you keep the windows up?
The curtains are blowing all the time"
he stormea. "~'hey may have caught
the habit" she SAID. without telling
from whom they caught it.-Boston
Record
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16

For bowel complaints in children
always give Cha mberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and
castor oil. 1t is certain to effect a
cure and when reduced with water
and sweeteped is pleasant to take.
No physician can prescribe a better
remedy. For sale by all dealers.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
Mendinq an Umbrella.

To mend an umbrella take a small
piece of black sticking plaster and
soak II In water until lutte soft. Place
this carefully under the hole inside
and let dry. This will be found to be
better than darning, as II closes the
hole neatly without stitches.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
Merchants Praise

DR.. Bells Pine-Tar-Honey. J. w. Nc
Daniel, Etherton, ILL.,, says: There
is no medicine which equals it for
coughs, colds, grippe, asthma and
bron chitis. Look for the bell on the
bottl e.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16

Diarrhoea is always more or less
prevalent during September. Be
prepared for it. Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy is
prompt and effectual. 1t can always
be depended upon and is pleasant to
take. For sale by all dealers.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16

II have a world of confidence in
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy for
have used it with perfect success"
writes Mrs. VI. /. Basford, Pooles-
vile, Nd. For sale by all dealers.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
Marathon Of Proaress.

Two years ago the Hudson river
was crossed at New York by ferries,
and now the tunnels are carrying at
the rate of 50,O00.00O passengers year
ly.-New York Tribune.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
a EleAG sweep.

You cant arrest ,-e." said the Bill.
vile justice to the Gown marshal l.
t t,s a higher JUGS than | an TO
do that That's 81 right" sad he
MARSHAL. II locked the higher judse
I'D two hours go"-Atlantic Constitu.
t4ol
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16

Little Ben's father caught a bat In
the barn and brought 1t in to show to
his small son, asking him what he
thought it was. "Oh. papa!" said
little Ben, its an angel mouse!"-
The Delineator.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
SHINING Buttons Abolished.

Cleaning buttons for service uni
forms were abolished by Uncle Sam
years ago, because they made the sol
diers fatally conspicuous on toe field
OF battle. Instead Of hooks and eyes
as the worthy peace advocate sug-
gested, their garments are united by
Gull black buttons
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
c,o,bi,o Reform Suggested.

Uncle Ezra says: when a young
man hez left college an gone out to
work I think he orter be willin' to
turn hts hat brim up an his trouser
laigs down. boston Herald.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
Is II Often Hannens.

"Who really catches the most fish.
the man with the expensive outfit or
the boy with a bent pin?" i've seen
'em fish al day and neither get a
bite" answered the sun-burned citi-
zen.-Louisville Courier-Journal.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
Best for the Hands.

6. NJ. Chapman, Massac, Ky, says:
81 used DIR. Bells Antiseptic Salve
on my hands, which were sore, and
find it the best / ever tried. 1t cured
them completely m
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
Young Barbarlans at Play.

Father-"Why are you mopfng
about the house in this trying man
ner? Why don't you go out and play
with Harry Higgins?" Son-"Because
played with Harry Higgins yester-
day, and / don't suppose he's well
enough yet."-Harpers Weekly.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
Best in the World.

]. w. Hyatt, merchant of Warren, N.
c., writes: please send enclosed or
der by mail. Sutherland's Eagle Eye
Salve is the best eye remedy in the
world. 25 cents. m
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16

As tht blessings of health and for
tune ave a beginning. so must they
also find an end Everything rises
but 70 TALL. and increases but to de-
cay.-Sallust.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
Blood Poison

Is prevented by applying DIR. Bells
Anti-Pain to cuts, scratches, and
bruises. 1t destroys all septic matter
and enables the wound to heal with
out soreness. Be sure to get Dr.
Bells. m
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
Best Ever Used.

A. b. Heinlein Harrison, Idaho, says:
81 have used DR.. Bells Pine Tar Hon
ey for coughs and colds and it is the
best l have ever tried" Look for the
bell on the bottle. III
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
Both Do Mischief.

In life 1t is difficult to say who do
you the most mischief, enemies with
the worst intentions or friends with
the est.-Bulwer-Lytton.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
Merriment a Cheap Medicine.

Always laugh when you can. II Is
a cheap medicine. Merriment is
philosophy not well understood Il
is the sunny side OF existence
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
Or. BELLS ANTl.PAiN
For Internal and External Pains.
Learninq and the Mind

Learning is not 10 be tackled to the
mind, but we must fuse and blend
them together, not merely giving the
mind a slight tincture, but a thorough
and perfect dye.-Montaigne
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16
Glendale.

r. E. Allen has the mumps.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. X. Cleveland enter
tanned company Sunday.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16

Sore Eyes of three years Standing
cured. Miss Effie Faulkner, New Cas-
tie Pa, writes: Sutherland Eagle
Eye Salve cured me of case of sore
eyes of three years standing. cheer
fully recommend it to any one in need
of such remedy" m
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1910-09-16

What to do in Case of Accident.
If skin is broken apply DR.. Bells
Anti-Pain at once and the wound wi
heal quickly and never get sore. Used
Internally and externally. m
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-09-24

tion Resides with God alone. together
With an wisdom ANA am power
There WAS q period of uncertainty
ana "a slackenlnE OF industry while
We were considering the tariff dis-
like to see the business and produc-
ti0n OF the country halted and held
back for any reason and that H. why !
ann sometimes called staudnater J.
have boen through 1--WE rrvisions OF
the tariff ana have seen the de-
moralization THAT cnsurd pendine and
sometimes tollowinn change IN thc
revenue laW. II ! had All power and
an wisdom ! would revise the tarui
every day without notice 10 anybody
"rndor the Payne law the free Hist
is argcr than ii ever WIS under any
tarles law from the foundation Of the
government and the average al va
lorem on importation I'm less than un-
der any tariff law for the last sixty
years. not excepting the Walker tariff
iaw We reduced the rates here and
there but we kept the Law q protec-
tive measure.
Under that law the revenues have
Increased until the hreeches and the
vest met and there are $4,000 OOo
surplus tor an appropriation. Before
that there We're idle ears and many
men out Of employment.
our friends the enemy and the
great metropolitan press, or "A portion
OF IT, do not print long editorial set
ting forth the facts that / am stating,
From pride of opinion, or otherwise,
they put off In a corner IN fine typo
any statement thnt may be favorable
ia the tarirl law and pile up the
headlines. and the head lines in the
main rive the lie to the dispatch and
the dispatch frequently only tells a
rhalt truth,
DO not let any man think am
abusing the press 1t has its logiu-
mate place, If I were 90 abuse IT,
even though l should live to be as old
as Methuselah, cod knows never
would get even with II. II there Is
amy counsel that is necessary to be
taken in this time OF history. with
the many false prophets abroad, with
denunciation and with hot fire AIT
over the country, with our democratic
opponents attacking us and seeking
to tear down when they never have,
in my life-time. demonstrated any
capacity TO build up--if there ever
WAS L time In peace when the com
mand that was given to the children
of Israel To move forward should he
heeGed it Is now
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-09-24
BROWNE SNUbBEO
At DEMOCRATIC
CONVENTION
Man Recently Acquitted Of
Bribery Pleads in Vain forI
Chance to Explain His Posi-
ton.

In, 1IernIng JonrnnI speelaI Ie.sed MIrel I

Iay Morning Joarnnl special Leased Wirel
East ST Louis, Sept 23.-Lee o'Netl
Browne. recently acquitted Of bribery
in connection with The election of Uni
ted States Senator Lorimer, was re-
fused recognition twice on he floor
of the Illinois democratic state con-
vention here today. As member OF
the resolutions committee he was told
by Roger G. sullivan, national COM
mitteeman of the democratic party in
Illinois, not to assert himself.
The platform adopted was different
in many planks from the draft which
the committee took into its room.
Loud words were heard from the
room. These were from Browne, who
called some members of the party
recently met at Peoria "blackmailcrs.'
Browne was named on the resolu-
tions committee by members of the
twelfth senatorial district delegation.
His name was Missed and cheered by
delegates.
In reading the list of members Of
the committee the secretary read the
name L. O. Browne" A delegate
asked. "Who is this l. O. Browne? Z? -
This question was ignored by the
chair and when the delegate insisted
upon reply Browne arose and cried;
II the gentleman wishes informa
ton | am the man to give it to him
He was not allowed to answer and
Congressman Henry r. Rainey, chair
man. obtained order under difficulties.
The second rebuff came to Browne
lust as the convention adjourned aft
or the adoption Of the platform. win
the motion for adjournment pending
Browne stood with his friends in the
center of the hall demanding recogni-
ton He was ignored.
After the convention was brought Ia
a close he made his way to the chair
man and explained he wanted to say
he could not approve Of that part Of
the platform which referred to Uni
ted states Senator Lorimer.
The democratic party according to
platform, admits that senator Lorimer
was elected by the votes of some Of
its party but does not assume that ii
has any political interest in senator
Lorimer and it does not consider him
as representing the principles Of the
party.
The original draft condemned bath
room tactics" and Jackpot lesisla-
tion. These words were eliminated
by the committee. according to the
secretary, because they were objcc-
tionable.
The revised plank read.
'The democratic party is opposed
to the giving or the taking of bribes
bv those seeking legislative favors.
and we condemn in unmeasured
terms any person or persons. demo-
crat or republican. who may have
been guilty Of any participation there
in and declare in this connection that
we favor the election Of United States
senators hy direct vote of the people,
The platform came out squarely for
home rule for cities and villages aft
er the resolution committee reached
an agreement. The plank opposing
the cumulative system Of voting for
legislators was eliminated. Otherwise
the platform on which the democratic
party win seek votes in November was
the same as the original draft
Congressman champ Clark OF Mis-
souri, was the principal speaker.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-09-24
George Chavez Makes Hazard
Gus Journey Only to Meet
With Distressing Accident
When Goal Was in Sight
BOTH LEGS FRACTURED
AND BODY BADLY BRUISED
Committee Favors Turning
Prize Over to Heroic Youth
Notwithstanding Failure to
Make Stipulated Distance,

Try Morning journal special Leased WireI
Domodossola, Italy, Sept 23.-The
great feat of crossing the snow cap
ped Alpine barrier between Switzer-
land and Italy in a heavier-than-air
machine was accomplished today by
George Chaves, the young Peruvian
aviator.
The hero of the exploit however,
lies tonight i'm the hospital badly in
iured as the result of an accident that
occurred just as he had completed
the most arduous and nerve racbing
portion Of the task
Both his legs are broken, his LETT
thigh is fractured. and his body is
badly confused hut physicians are
of the opinion that these hurts viii
not prove fatal
The accident occurred as chavez
was trying 10 make q LANDING here.
The Alps had been crossed successful
~ and the aviator WAS descending
with the power Of his machine shut
off When about 80 feet above the
ground a sudden gust of wind seemed
to catch it and the monoplane was
turned over and fell. When the
crowds that had been Watching the
descent ran up they found him ly-
ing bleeding and unconscious beneath
the wreckage,
FIFTY miles away and over u eoun-
try that has none of the hazards Of
the Alps. lay Milan, the goal Chavez
was seeking i'm an endeaVOr to win a
prize of 500 600 offered by the Ital-
ian Aviation society fos the flight
Leaving the ground With his motor
running at full speed, he rose in
H. IA
ed an altitude Of 1890 feet, then
turned his machine south over the
terrifying Simplon pass.
After crossing the divide Chavez
turned the towering white mountain
head Of Monte Leone which rises TO "a
height Of 16,646 feet. and passed down
above the Condo gorge, deep gulf
between sheer walls until he reached
the open valley of Nedro. and then
descended easily toward Domodos
sola II was here that the accident
occurred
The twenty-five miles between Brig
ana Domodossola, which It took the
armies of Napoleon fortnight to ne
gotiate. Chavez accomplish he'd i'm 40
minutes.
After treatment in the hospital
Chavez recovered consciousness. He
suffered terribly from his hurts. He
said he was unable to explain how
the accident occurred.
Henry Weymann, the American aV-
iator who made two unsuccessful at
tempts in the race today. sent a tel
egram of sympathy to Chavez. Al
though Chavez did not succeed I'm win
ming the prize of $4,000, having fail
ed to reach Milan, some of the mem-
hers of the aviation committee are IN
favor of turning over the purse to him
and erecting monument in com
Of mans first flight
across the Alps.