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The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15

After fifteen months absence, exact ly as scheduled, Colonel Theodore Roosevelt disembarked from the Kai- serin Auguste Victoria, Saturday morn ing, June IS, at il a. m To the keen disappointment of a large group of newspaper correspondents MT. Roose- welt absolutely refused, as heretofore, to be interviewed or to talk on politi- cal subjects, but his rapid fire of ques- tions showed the same virile interest in public affairs as before.
 If the welcome rendered by the vast throng may be considered a criterion upon which to base a Ire turn from Elba,' surely there was no discordant note in the immense recep- tion-parade, nor in the wildly clamor- ous crowd which cheered at every glimpse and hung on his very word.
 The incidents of the day in New York were many, but perhaps none better Illustrated the nervous energy and vitality of the man, the near-mania to be up-and-doing, which he has brought back to us, than the discard ing of horses and carriages for the swifter and more reliable automobiles. The moment the Roosevelt family and
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
It Is a Mistake

Many have the idea that anything will sell if advertised strong enough. This is q great mistake True, a few sales might be made by advertis- ing an absolutely worthless article but it is only the article that is bought again and again that pays. An ex- ample of the big success of worthy article is the enormous sale that has grown up for Cascarets Candy Cathar- tic. This wonderful record is the result of great merit successfully made known through persistent advertising and the mouth-to-mouth recommendation given Cascarets by its friends and users.
 Like all great successes, trade pi- rates prey on the unsuspeeting public, by marketing fake tablets similar in appearance to Carcarets. Care should always be exercised in purchasing we'll advertised goods, especially an article that has national sale like Cascar- cts. Do not allow substitute to be palmed off on you.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
ATTRACTED BY THE GOSPEL
Koreans Have Shown Themselves Willing and Anxious to Hear
 the Word.

Rev. c. T, Collyer writes as follows in the London Christian:
 Tt is more than twenty-one years since I first left home for the mission field Never have I known of people being so ready to hear the Gospel as are the Koreans just now. l have had the privilege of doing a good deal of personal work during the past few weeks Without stretching the point, can say I have had personal con- Versation with several hundreds of heather. Not one to whom I have spoken but has acknowledged that he must become a Christian. The young empress of Korean has not been ma king good progress with her studies, so it was felt she ought to have some young lady companions who are used to study. A young lady from our school was chosen for this position, She has been in the palace less than a month, but she has found many Oppor- tunities of witnessing for her Lord, with the result that her majesty has definitely set one hour each day for the study of Christianity, and ordered that a Bible and hymn-book should be procured for her. It has been my privilege to order a specially bound copy of the New Testament for her.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15

l shocked to see that the once lovely and charming young queen had turned into a haggard and prematurely aged woman.
 l The Dutch people saw the change with sorrow and sometimes with in dignation, for they were disposed to attribute it partly to the misconduct of the prince consort.
 The loss of the queens good looks was without doubt almost entirely due to the repeated disappointment of her hopes of motherhood. The disappoint- ment was, in the first place, natural, | such as any normal woman might have felt. This natural feeling was intensi- fled by patriotic sentiments. The queen realized that it was her duty to provide an heir to the throne in order to preserve the succession in her own family and to prevent compli- cations which the whole Dutch nation dreaded. The queen at her accession was the last member of the ancient royal house of Orange-Nassau who is really Dutch. There are other de- scendants of the family through the famalc line, but they are all Germans or foreigners. The Dutch have always been suspicious of German designs on their country, and apparently with good reason
 Now, the nearest heirs to the throne after Queen Wilhemina are not only German princes, but officers in the German army. It appears to the Dutch that one of these gentlemen, if placed on the throne of Holland, would be very serviceable in adding the coun- try to Germany.
 A rather astonishing but very pretty scene occurred the other day Two high dignitaries of the court, the Baron Snouckaert de Schauburg and the Dowager Baroness de Harden brock de's Heerartsberg and Bergam- bacht (born countess of Limburg-Stir- um) entered to announce to the queen the arrival of a great political officer, the Baron Schimmelpeninck Van der Dye, president of the states general who came for an audience with her majesty by appointment
 These great personages were sur prised to see her majesty the queen of the Netherlands crawling about on her hands and knees on the floor with the little Princess Juliana, heiress to the throne, on her back The queen was playing gee-gee with her baby.
 It is this sort of thing that pleases the Dutch.
 The happy feeling among the people has had much to do with restoring her good looks and good spirits to Queen Wilhelmina. She is made happy not only by mother love but by the thought that she has done her duty to her country, the ancient home of liberty in Europe.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
Controlled NeWspapers.

The Atchison Globe says that no ad- vertiser has ever tried to control it's ed itorial policy, the remark being occa- stoned by the charge often made nowa- days, that the big advertisers direct the editorial policy of newspapers.
 The experience of the Globe is the experience of most newspapers. The merchant who does a great deal of ad- vertising is more interested in the cir culation department of newspaper than In the editorial department. If a daily paper goes to the homes of the people, and is read by them, he is satis- fled, and it may chase after any theory or fad, for all he cares. He has troubles of his own, and he isn't trying to shoul- der those of the editorial brethren.
 There are newspapers controlled by people outside of the editorial rooms, and a good many of them, more's the pity; but the people exercising that control are not the business men who pay their money for advertising space. The newspapers which are established for political purposes are often con- trolled by chronic officeseekers, whose first concern is their own interests. There are newspapers controlled by great corporations, and the voice of such newspapers is always raised in protest against any genuine reform.
 The average western newspaper usu- ally is controlled by it's owner, and he is supposed to be in duty bound to make all sorts of sacrifices at all sorts of times; there are people who consider it his duty to insult his advertisers, just to show that he is free and inde- pendent If he shows a decent respect for his patrons, who pay him their money, and make it possible for him to carry on the business, he is "subsi- dized" or controlled" The newspaper owner is a business man, like the dry goods man or the grocer. The mer- chants are expected to have considera- ton for their customers, and they are not supposed to be subsidized by the man who spends five dollars with them, but the publisher is expected to demonstrate his courage by showing that he is ungrateful for the patron age of his friends It is funny com bination when you think it oyer.- Emporia GGsette.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15

birthday King Edward gave him a bicycle. Swimming lessons at the Bath club came next, and little later cricket, football and boxing, and now he is one of the first class cross-coun- try runners of England.
 Before he was ten he had handed over his ordinary nursery toys to his younger brothers and was giving all the time he could spare from lessons and exercises to a fleet of model bat tleships which had been given him by his father. It was the time of the Russian-Japanese war, and the young prince with model guns, forts and maps of the scene of the campaign was following each move and fighting mimic battles with his fleet. Later King George, anxious to encourage his sons love of the sea, gave him a large model brig. This is kept at Vir- ginia water in charge of an old sailor.
 A story is told of his early days at Osborne which seems to prove that the prince is not without commercial instincts. He had written home to his
 
 she refused to send and so he wrote a long letter to his grandmother beg ging her to help him out. Queen Alex andra wrote long letter reproving him for extravaganza.
 To her surprise Prince Edward, who hates letter writing like a normal boy, immediately answered her letter and asked many questions. She an swered them. only to receive another letter from her grandson. At last the truth came out that the prince was selling the queens autograph letters to his schoolmates for money to spend at the tuckshop.
 In his lessons Prince Edward does not shine. If he were an ordinary lad he would be called backward, except in the few branches of study which he likes.
 Love of animals is a trait of all the Wales children, as they were known till very recently.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
Well Wasn't He Rinht2 2

The minister was addressing the Sunday school Children, I want to talk to you for a few moments about one of the most wonderful, one of the most important organs in the whole world" he said What is that that throbs away, beats away, never stop ping, never ceasing, whether you wake or sleep, night or day, week in and week out, month in and month out, year in and year out, without any volitton on your part, hidden away in the depths, as it were. unseen by you, throbbing, throbbing rhythmically all your life long?' During this pause for oratorieal effect a small voice was heard: T know. It's the gas meter"
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
BR|TA|N'S FIRST BOY
Joins Ship and Takes Place as
 Cadet Edward"
Eldest Son of King George, Aged Six teen Years, Is Highly Popular Much Like Other Eng
 fish Lads.

London.-Prince Edward of Wales, who has been the first boy of Eng and" for 16 years, has gone to join his ship at Dartmouth and take his place as Cadet Edward of Wales. During the funeral ceremonies of his grandfather, King Edward, he was a prominent figure not only because he Is heir to the throne but because he is highly popular.
 A typical Anglo-S Saxon lad is Prince Edward, now called the dl.ke of Corn wall and soon to be formally made the prince of Wales. He is fair haired, blue eyed and sturdy of limb; the pie. ture of health, strength and good tenn per.
 From babyhood he has been popu- lar. His doings and sayings have been chronicled, and half the mothers of England put their sons into white sailor suits like those chosen by the princess of Wales for her son. Yet admiration does not seem to have spoiled him at all. He is still frank, simple English boy with bright smile, pleasant manner and an in fectious laugh.
 Not only is Prince Eddie a public favorite but he is hero ill his own family. His three small brothers and one sister look forward to his holidays as festive occasions. His father and mother, King George and Queen Mary. although they are rather strict with their children as a rule, often relax discipline for their oldest son and are as proud of him as any middle class parents of their first-born.
 Even at school Prince Edward is popular, and one has to be more than q prince to be a favorite at an Eng fish school. One has to be an all round expert at games and sports, generous, open-handed good fellow with plenty of courage and love of fair play.
 Prince Edward has always been a sportsman. He could ride his pony when he was five and on his seventh
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15

immediate party landed, they were whisked away in White Steamers to the home of Mrs. Douglas Robinson at 433 Fifth avenue. A little later, when the procession reached the corner of Fifty-ninth street and Fifth avenue Colonel Roosevelt again showed his preference for the motor car in gen. eral and the White cars in particular when he, Cornelius Vanderbilt and Col lector Loeb transferred from their car riage to White Steamers, which were in waiting for them.
 After luncheon at MT. Robinson's house, the entire party, including Colonel Roosevelt, again entered White cars and were driven to Long Island City, where they were to take spe- cial train to the eX-Presidents home at Oyster Bay
 The supremacy of the White cars with the Roosevelt party was again demonstrated on Sunday, when the party was driven to church in the White Steamers, and a group of some forty prominent Rough Riders were taken in a White Gasoline Truck to clambake at the Travers island club house of the New York Athletic Club.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
A Protection Against the Heat.

When you begin to think it's per sonal matter between you and the sun to see which is the hotter, buy your self a glass or a bottle of Coca-Cola It is cooling-relieves fatigue and quenches the thirst. Wholesome as the purest water and lots nicer to drink At soda fountains and car bonated in bottles-5c everywhere. Send Pc stamp for booklet "The Truth About Coca Cola and the Coca-Cola Baseball Record Book for 1910. The latter contains the famous poem Casey At The Bat records, schedules for both leagues, and other valuable baseball information compiled by au- thorities. Address The Coca-Cola Co.,, Atlanta, Ga.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
Foxy Hiram.

Well, now, if that ain't surprising!" calculated Mrs. Ryetop, as she shaded her eyes with her hand. There goes old Hiram Skinflint, and rather than step on a poor black ant he picked it up, and bet he is going to drop it somewhere out of the reach of dan. ger
 Her husband laughed knowingly.
 Not Hiram Skinfint, Mandy. He'll 80 down to Jed Weatherby's general store and order pound of granulated sugar Then while Jed is looking an other way he'll drop the ant among the grains and tell Jed as long as his sugar has ants in it he ought to sell 1t at half price. Like as not he'll try to get Jed to throw in two or three raisins and yeast cake. You don't know Hiram Skinfiint."
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
He Had Been observino.

"Why don't you call your invention the Bachelors Button?'" 1 asked my friend, who was about to put on the market a button that man could at tach without needle or thread
 q fear that the appellation would imply too much restrictiveness," he answered. You see, he went on, giv- ing me one of his knowing smiles, q expect to do just as much business with the married men as with the bachelors"
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
Statistics Go Lame.

''Pears t me thar's somethin' wrong with stertisticks,' remarked the oldest inhabitant as he dropped into his usual place on the loafers bench.
 Whats wrong with 'em?" queried the village grocer.
 Wall, ercordin' tew en-" continued the O. i, I've orter hey had death in teown ev'ry six weeks fer tn past tew years.'
 "Is that so?" said the grocer.
 "Yaas," answered the other, "an by ginger, we ain't had 'em!"
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
Lonked Iikea- Pattern

My dear" asks the thoughtful hus- band, did you notice large sheet of paper with lot of diagrams on it about my desk?"
 You mean that big piece with dots and curves and diagonals and things all over it?"
 Yes. It was my map of the path of Halley's comet. l wanted to-"
 My goodness! thought it was that pattern I asked you to get, and the dressmaker is cutting out my new shirtwaist by it,'-Chicago Evening Post.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
Appendicitis Is Contaqious.

London.-Dr. Donald Hood, writing to the Lancet, propounds the theory that appendicitis is contagious. He says:
 "If the disease is due, as I believe. to the effect of microbe influence, the micro-organism may under certain conditions be conveyed from individ- ual to individual.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
He Made Two PolIYWous.

Paris.-Eugene Batillon, professor of biology at the University of Dijon, announced before the Academy of Sci ences that he had succeeded in de- veloping two tadpoles by producing traumatism in a frogs eggs with a platinum wire. The experiment con. stitutes most important advance in the phenomenon of partheno- genesis.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
BEAUTY RESTORED BY BABY
Queen of Holland Looks Like Old Self Since Little Princess
 Was Born.

Amsterdam. - Photographs just taken of Queen Wilhelmina of Holland and her baby tell a wonderful tale of maternal happiness and satisfied yearnings.
 The baby has changed the queen into q pretty woman again.
 A few years ago the world was
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15

were very unhealthy and the secre- tions much disordered. The dropsical swellings began to abate after I began using Doan's Kidney Pills and soon was cured.'
 Remember the name-Doan's.
 For sale by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, N. Y,
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
TAKE EOOT.BATH TONIGHT

After dissolving one or two Aliens Foot Tabs (Antiseptic tablets for the foot-bath) in the water. It will take out all soreness, smarting and tenderness. remove foot odors and freshen the feet. Aliens Foot Tabs instantly relieve weariness and sweating or infamed feet and hot nerv- ousness of the feet at night. Then for comfort throughout the day shake Aliens Foot-Ease the antiseptic powder into your shoes. Sold everywhere 25c. Avoid sub stitutes. Samples of Aliens Foot-Tabs mailed FREE or our regular size sent by mail for 25c. Address Allen s. Olmsted. LeRoy, NY.
 "FootETabs for Foo. Tubs 2
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
Women Need Work.

London.-The first labor exchange for women in England was opened. Hordes of women and girls of all ages applied immediately for work. giving painful evidence of the shock ing number of women unemployed. Among the applicants were stenogra- phers, dressmakers, milliners, teach CTS and domestic servants.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
Tryinq to Satisfy Him.

Squeamish Guest (as waiter places water before him)-Waiter, are you sure this is boiled distilled water?
 Waiter-I am positive, sir.
 Squeamish Guest (putting it to his lips)-But it seems to taste pretty hard for distilled water.
 Waiter-Thats because it's hard boiled distilled water, sir.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
Midas.

Midas had come to that point in his career where everything he touched turned to gold.
 What shall you ever do with the stuff?" asked his entourage in visible alarm.
 Midas affected not to be uneasy. Just wait till the boys begin to touch mel" quoth he, displaying an ac- quaintance with economic tendencies far in advance of his age-Puck.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
Pertinent Query.

Her-The clairvoyant said she could tell my past, present and future from a lock of my hair.
 Him. that case I suppose she would require the past, present and future shades of your hair, wouldn't she?
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
A Prophet.

Joe-Congratulate me, old man. I'm going to marry Miss Peachly
 Fred-Things are coming out just as I predicted.
 Joe-What do you mean?
 Fred-I told her when she refused me that she would live to regret it.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
A Year Later.

q have often wondered" snapped the bride of a year, why I ever mar ried you with all my money"
 q suppose" sneered the husband. 'it was because you couldn't have married me without it."
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15

troubles like Doan's Kidney Pills. They quickly remove kid ney disorders.
 Mrs. A. E. Fulton, 311 Skidmore St, Portland, Ore, says: My limbs swelled terribly and I was bloated over the stomach and had puffy spots beneath the eyes. My kidneys
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
Artistic Temperanent.

Hamlet seemed to speak with au- thority in his advice to the players"
 "Yes,' replied MT. Stormington Barnes, although he was rather quiet and patient. But in his other scenes he was as nervous and irascible as regular stage manager"
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
Probably.

with you for my wife l am sure that I could succeed in becoming a new man."
 "Yes, and as soon as you had be- come a new man you would probably think you were good enough for some other woman"
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
Heard Many a One

The Judge-Madam, do you under stand the nature of an oath?
 The Witness-You seem to forget, your honor, that I've been married for over 20 years.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
A BAD THING TO NEGLECT.

Don't neglect the kidneys when von notice lack of control over the secre- tlons. Passages become too frequent or scantyi urine is discolored and sedi- ment appears. No medicine for such
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
A Gentle Hint,

Young Man-Your twin daughters seem absolutely inseparable.
 The Mother-Oh, I don't know. A young man with half million, like yourself, ought to make good as a sep aratOr.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
At the Summer Resort.

q think I've seen you before some Where."
 Yes. think so. Let's see, you and were engaged to be married four seasons ago, weren't we?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
Hereditary Power.

Hoax-Poor old Henpeck has to mind the baby.
 Joax-Yes, it's wonderful how that baby takes after it's mother
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
1T actful.

woman with pronounced squint went to a fashionable photographer.
 He looked at her and she looked at him and both were embarrassed.
 He spoke first
 Wont you permit me" he said, ito take your portrait in profile? There eyes which is as difficult in art as it is fascinating in nature Beacon.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15

It is a waste of time to worry about the future Things will be all right hundred years from now-as far as you are concerned
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
Real Reform.

Knicker-What is your idea of mu- nicipal government?
 Bocker-First provide an auto and then create an office to fill it.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15

Many people are busy mortgaging the future in order to acquire past
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15

Constipation causes many serious diseases It IS thoroughly cured by Doctor Pierces Plea nt Pellets. One a laxative three for cathartic.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15

Nice Boy-Yes, 'um. He just swal- lowed dime and I'm afraid of kid napers.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15

Many a man enjoys a pipe because his wife hates 1t.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
IpoDorfapt to Mothers
An Execution,

Caller-Is Mrs. Brown at home?
 Artless Parlor Maid Smiling conf dentially)-No, maam-she really is out this afternoon.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
Carinq for the Baby.

Old Lady-What a nice boy, to watch your little brother so care fl1llNi
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15

Theatrical expense accounts come under the head of play bills.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15

Many people are busy mortgaging the future in order to acquire past.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15

Kind words are often wasted where swift kick would have been more ef- fective
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15

The morning after is responsible for many good resolutions.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15

Mrs. Winsiow's Soothing Syrup. Forchidren teething, softens the gums reduces in- hammation ,allays pain cures wind collie. 25c bottle
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15

To greet misfortune with a smile Is decidedly a one-sided irritation.
The Green Forest tribune., 1910-07-15
Grape=Nut

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