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Connecticut western news., 1910-05-26
Painful Nenaeanca.

"One of the funniest patients I ever had" declared a dentist, twas a man who came into my office some weeks ago. He was just from the farm. His boots were muddy and his hair un- kempt.
 "T want this blamed tooth pulled, he said, pointing to his swollen jaw.
 He sat in the chair. 1 got my for ceps, and he opened his mouth. I was trying to locate the tooth when his jaws closed so suddenly I thought he would bite my finger.
 "''Say. doc he said, pull it a little bit. then twist it. Worry the darn thing; worry it. It's been worrying me for the last week, and I want to get even.' '"-Newark Star
Connecticut western news., 1910-05-26

H soldier, smiling, turned to sec Hnd jest little with the tbree: "Why, little Gffte, don't you know Chat Madge's fatber long ago Hsatnst your fatber fousbt1 Hnd
 bere,"
 Pointing to CopsY, standing near, "Is the whole cause of all the fuss. Der people got us in the muss." Cbe children lifted wondering eyes, Dali fearful in tbefr sore surprise, Cben with mutual fmpulse turned, Cbe soldiers stately presence spurned Hnd, standing closely side by side Ind twtnlns loving arms, they cried: "Cde don't believe word you say, But if it's true, why, now, sir, tbey '"Hre up in heaven, and God, I know, forsets wbat happened long ago. Hnd we don't ftsbt, ab, no, for we Iue love eacb otbcr, don't you see." Cben band in band tbey walked away, Che girl in blue, the girl in gray, Hnd sbe for whose downtrodden race Cbe soldiers pertsbed face to face.
 -Mary D. Brtrs.
Connecticut western news., 1910-05-26
PULPIT AND PEW
Happenings of Interest in Sharon's
 Religious Circles
Methodist Church.

Religious Circles
 Methodist Church.
 The Epworth League will hold a cake sale at the Methodist church on the afternoon of Decoration day, next Mon day. the Congregational church next Sunday night. In this annual service the Con- gregatlonal and Methodist churches always unite and the Rev. Irving White. pastor, will be the preacher this year.
Connecticut western news., 1910-05-26
Lookinu Ahead,

Josephine, aged ten, has a decided lisp. She is also very fond of attend ing the matinee. The other day she was giving a spirited story of the play to Marion, who was aged nine.
 My mamma says it isn't good for little girls to go to the theater," said Marion, with an air of self righteous ness. "I'm- not ever going till Pm eighteen"
 "Humphw retorted Josephine with out any hesitation. "Th'pose you die when you're theventeen. then you'll be ngr'-Woman's Home Companion.
Connecticut western news., 1910-05-26

-bG steady tramp of martial feet G Was beard upon the village street.
 Sweet music filled the fragrant afr, So sweet with breath of flowers fair. Beneath tbe shade of stately trees, Wbose green flags nestled in the breeze, Gacb soldfer paused to bow bis bead In presence of the soldier dead. Cbree little playmates left tbetr play Hnd turned tbetr eager steps that way, Cbefr aprons filled with dafsfes white Hnd dandeIfons golden bright. Hnd one dear cbtId was very fair, Witb azure eyes and golden hair, Hnd one was dark, with glowing eyes, Wbose birth bad been meath southern
 skies.
 Hnd one, tbe third, oh, black was sbe Ills cbfld of Africa could be. Hnd arm in arm they came to strew Cbe soIdters' graves; 'twas all they knew
 Of tbat sweet day, and so,
 Nttb bearts and faces all aslow, Obey scattered blossoms far and wide, Wbere foe and friend lay eide by side.
Connecticut western news., 1910-05-26
A Sure Market Barred.

The young daughter of the editor of a prominent New York magazine was bewailing her literary lot.
 Just think" complained she to a friend, "lately I have written some poems which papa says are very good, but he won't accept them because he doesn't want any one to think he is partial to a contributor from his own family"
 But why worry? Don't you know there are many other magazines to which you can send themP'
 "I know, but papa is such a cinchP' -Woman's Home Companion.
Connecticut western news., 1910-05-26
Memorial Day.

On the banks of the river of glory In camp are the soldiers today, Away from the grim and the gory That reddens the battles array. The bugles and the drums are still. The sword and gun no longer kill
 The blue and gray. To the camp on the river of glory We tell in the flowers we lay On the graves of the brave the old story Of love that shall live alway. We cheer the heroes dead, and yet The roses with our tears are wet
 For blue and gray.
 W. J. Hampton.
Connecticut western news., 1910-05-26
A Snake Cure.

In some parts of England one of the best cures for a swollen neck is to draw snake nine times across the throat of the suffering one, after which the snake is killed and it's skin sewed in a silken bag and tightly sewed around the neck.
Connecticut western news., 1910-05-26
Both Pierced bv Bayonets.

Notable in the chronicles of the Sec ond Michigan infantry is an official report by its colonel, Orlando M. Poe, about the battle at Williamsburg. He found one of his men dead beside a dead foe, each transfixed with the others bavonet"
Connecticut western news., 1910-05-26

Pleasure and Pain. Pleasure and pain are the nails which fasten the body and soul to- gether-Plutarch.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-12
OSTEOPATHS.

DRS. SATTERLEE AND sATTER
LEE-OSTEOPATHs
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-12
BURI<HEAD AUTO co.

one OF the most modern, best equip
pea ana most centrally located garages
In El Paso Is that OF the Burkhead Auto
company, located at 413 Texas street.
whlle they also have an office at 8 and
10 Morgan building. The building is a
brick structure, 30x120 feet in dmen-
slons, absolutely fireproof. and is o.
strictly modern and uptodate garage
belng an exact duplicate OF the finest
garage In Los Angeles, Cal, and is
equipped for taking care of both Amer
ican and foreign cars. 1t has a well
equipped repair department. and prac-
teal, experienced men are EMPLOYED.
The Burkhead Auto company establish
eu business in 1908, but d. moved
INTO their present modern gar
ago Jan !, 1910. They carry I'm
stock "a complete line OF auto supplies
and act as agents for the Thomas and
Mitchell celebrated automobiles. and
Detroit electrics. 1t Is needless TO saw
anything as to the merits of these cars.
Tor everyone knows that knows any
thing about automobiles that they are
the very best on the market in every
way. The manager and head OF this
company is an expert in his business.
and his experience Is worth much TO
those contemplating buying an auto.
Call and see him.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-12
COLONIAL AUTOMOBILE COMPANY

El PaSo is not behind the times in
It's uses of the automobile, though it
has not yet reached the high mark Of
the older and larger cities which enjoy
the luxury in greater proportionate
numbers. The several dealers are doing
good business and have the machines
OF most of the celebrated manufacture
ers on exhibitions and for sale one Of
the leaders among these concerns is the
Colonial Automobile company, who are
located with well equipped garage at
l14-l16 East Overland street. This
company Is equipped to handle all
makes OF automobiles. They make
speciality Of auto livery and have an au-
tomoblle stand at the Sheldon hotel,
with competent drivers, at reasonable
prices. The Colonial company estab-
lishcd In March last and Dis building
up lively business. In housing cars
In the garage they have location and
finely equipped shops for general re-
pairing. In other words, they are In a
position to give general satisfaction in
every respect, for they have strictly
first elias garage and store cars for from
$40 10 $15 per month.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-12
FL Paso Weather Conditions Are
Ideal For Motoring.

3O9 st. Louis street is one OF the fore
most lie offers to the public what he
considers the best automobile on the
market today-namey, that famous ma
chlne, the Buick, for which Mr.. Stewart
is the sole agent In Eel Paso The Buick
has no superior for speed, beauty
strength, reliability and endurance
They are commended for simplicity
comfort, ease of operation and can
safely be called the autocrat Of motor
dom. The prices of the Buick cars,
complete with magnets and top, are as
follows: Model II, $3.50; model Is,
1880; model i, with magnetic and top,
$1,000; model TO- runabout $1100; model
10, surrey, seating four persons. $3.50;
model 20, $3.50. The Buick stands at
the head of its class and is made for all
uses and purposes. Mr.. Stewart also
handles full line Of auto supplies Of
all kinds. His garage is one Of the
largest In the city, covering space Of
50X125 feet
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-12
y. L. ABEL CYCLE & MOTOR co.

one Of the newest enterprises OF this
city which appeals directly to the wheel
men OF the city and surrounding coun-
try, Is the p. l.. Abel Cycle and Motor
company plant, at 324 Texas street, con-
Quoted by Il. L. Abel. He is the manu-
facturer's agent for Franklin motor
cars, Curtis and Royal motor cycles
and the Rambler and Tribune bicycles.
lie has a large garage and storeroom,
where can be found display a full
line Of modern motor cycles for the
wholesale and retail trade. The power
in the motor cycle is easily controlled
and the rider can go over any kind of
country and scale the steepest hills. 1t
is machine that is used by thousands
of workingmen, taking them to and
from their work, and they are highly
recommended for pleasure spins for
long distances out into the country.
Mr.. Abel is the distributing manager
for the southwest for the Curtis and
Royal motor cycles, which are conceded
TO be among the best make Of ma
chimes of the kind in the country. He
also has in connection with his plant
complete and thoroughly equipped
modern repair department, where he is
prepared to do all kinds OF repairs to
autos, motor cycles and bicycles.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-12

&. A. ART--AUTOMOBILES.
Among the leading automobile agents
OF this city G. A. Stewart, located at
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-12

ity Of the human frame wherein lies
the cause of the disease. There he
finds deranged and dislocated nerves.
These, by well known processes Of sci
entific manipulation, he readjusts, re-
storing the nerves and the affected or
gan TO their natural functions and
thereby removes the disease-or ena-
bles Nature to restore health.
One of the most prominent of the
osteopathic physicians I'm this city IS
DR.. j. j. Pearce who came from Cal
ifornia to this city three years ago
He was a successful practitioner and
teacher in San Francisco. where he
taught anatomy and physiology for a
period of six years. lie also contrib
utes numerous articles in scientific re-
search. He has had a large and sue
cessful practice here. His office is
at 615 North Oregon street, while for
patients from a distance and remain
ing Tor a time in the city DR.. Pearce
maintains handsomely furnished
house in an aristocratic section of the
city, where they can pleasantly So
journ while receiving daily treatments.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-12
Ell PAsO RUBBER COMPANY

The we'll known establishment of the
El Paso Rubber company, at PIP South
Santa Zee street, is a Vulcanlzing plant
and general repair shop for automobile
tires and tubes, and for all kinds OF
wheels using rubber tires G. w. Mace
is the enterprising manager and skill
full mechanical genius of the concern
He does all kinds OF rubber work and
rubber repairs, making q speciality Of
vulcanizing. He carries a stock for all
rubber repair and supply purposes, and
his work embraces cement patches and
all kinds of repairs for tire troubles
1t is the best equipped plant of the
kind in the southwest, and the work.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-12
DIR. =. !. PEARCE-osTEOpATH.

BY the laying on Of hands, but not
with the tender JUNCTION of faith and
conservation, the osteopathic physician
cures the ills and the diseases of the
people. 1t Is true that the osteopath
Is imbued with faith and that he eX-
ercses its power, but upon himself
rather than the patient. 1t Is the
faith born of experience and an as
certained knowledge OF certain effects
from a known cause When he lays
on his hands 1T is with physical vgor
and directness to the particular local
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-12
RAIDER & ALEXANDER AUTO CO.

No single feature OF trade has con-
tributed so much to the quick ning OF
business life in lei Paso during the past
year as that OF the automobile one
OF the finest of these establishments to
be built In the last two years is the
RAIDER Alexander Auto company,
whose fine garage and salesroom is at
Glib Month Campbell street, and consists
or modern two story brick. L1Ox12O
rect in area, fitted up with every con-
venience and Improvement in connec-
tion with the business. 1t is new, ele-
giant and one Of the finest I'm the city.
having storage room with n capacity
or 100 machines, large force OF skilled
electricians and auto mechanicians are
employed. A complete machine shop
and electric charging plant for electric
cars has been installed at a cost OF
$4,000 and an uptodate line of supplies
Is kept In stock. They handle especial
~ the Maxwell, Haynes, De Tamble and
Ohio gasoline cars, and the Baker
Fritchle and Pope Waverly electric
cars. IT Is well known that the Max
well and Fritchle cars are among the
most popular I'm the United States. They
have a full line of demonstrating cars
and carry on an unlimited repair bust
ness. They do lively city trade and
receive many outside orders for cars.
&. A. STEWART --AUTOMOBIIES
Among the leading automobile agents
OF this city, c. A. Stewart located at
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-12

The care OF health is the most i'm
portant business proposition one has
TO consider, and yet how little most
people know or think about 1t. until
ii becomes a proposition of getting
well, not keeping well. The science
OF osteopathy is the one great thing
that has been successful in keeping
the human machine in first class
working order. The founder OF os-
teopathy places the science along with
advancement in hygiene and santa
tion as the great preventative OF dis
ease. There are numerous practition-
ers of osteopathy in this city, among
whom are Drs. Satterlee and Satter-
lee, with offices at 306-7 Herald Build
ing. The firm consisting of the Misses
Flora l.. and Nettie E. Satterlee Thest
young ladies have taken a complete
course in osteopathy and since their
advent in lei Paso, have met with won
derful success. They have successfully
cured cases that have long ago been
given up by others. They enjoy the
fullest esteem and confidence of the
community and especially of the hun
dreds OF patients they have treated.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-12

manship is up to the highest standard,
having the liberal patronage OF auto
mobile people. Mr. Mace carries
good stock OF the Fisk tires, for which
the company is southwestern agent;
the Fisk tires are considered the best
in this market, and it Is the only tire
that Is guaranteed against blowouts
and stone bruises the only tire re-
placed In Eel Paso regardless of factory
decision.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-12
automobiles Run Twelve Months in Year

~ HERE is no "closed season" for
automobiles in El Paso. The
weather is suitable ~ months In
'he year and the building Of system
OF stone roads up and down the river
makes this most inviting field for
motoring.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-12

lei Paso starts the year 1910 with
more articles of commerce manufactured
at home, and more travelling statesmen
on the road, than ever before in its his
tory.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-12

IGl Paso is the favorite port of entry
for cattle and sheep from northern
Mexico, which is keeping the customs
house officials busy.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-12

Ell Paso cattle and sheep buyers have
turned the trade Of the southwest
through this city.
Sharp County record., 1910-08-19

W. T. Arnold, a good farmer
of Morgan township, was in to
see us one day this week He
was exhibiting SO heads Of Ger
man millet, three and a half feet
in height, which had grown from
one seed,
Sharp County record., 1910-08-19
OFFICIAL LIST OF VOTERS.
Sharp Co9nty Has 2,O3O Legal Voters
According To Collectors Books.

The Record has this week fin
ished the printing Of. the official
list Of voters Of Sharp county,
which Will be used by the judges
in the general election to deter
mine who are qualified voters.
According to this list there are
2,030 poll tax payers in the
county for the year 1910. In the
year 1908, when the list was last
printed, the county had 2,O66
poll tax payers, loss of 36 in
two years. Following may be
found the record by townships.
Big Creek township has 81 poll
tax payers, six less than two
years ago; Big Rock township.
has 104, ten less than two years,
ago; Cave has 115, exactly tho
same as two years ago; David"
son has 100, twenty-five less
than TWO years ago; Hardy has
1876, seventeen less than two
years ago; Highland has 3d.
twelve less than two years ago;
jackson has 10, twenty-t three
more than two years ago; John
son has 49,, one less than two
years ago; Lave Creek has 4S,
one less than two years ago;
Lebanon has 80, ten less than
two years ago; Lower North has
&C, seven more than two years
ago; Morgan has "A, twelve
more than two years ago.; North
Union has 60, two less than two
years ago; Piney Fork has 100,
seven less than two years ago;
Richwoods has 159, seventeen
more than two years ago; Scott
has 147, one more than two years
ago; South Union has 67, one
more than two years ago; Straw
berry has IS, six less than two
years ago; Sullivan has 1856, four
more than two years ago; Upper
North has 63, five less than two
years ago; Washington has 60,
two lees than two years ago.
1t will be seen that Sullivan
township has the largest number
Of voters and Johnson township
the smallest number,
Sharp County record., 1910-08-19
ELECTION PROCLAMATION,

I,W. o. Smith, Sheriff Of Sharp County Ar
kansas, do hereby proclaim and make known that
there win be General Election held In the scv-
eral voting precincts in Sharp County, Arkansas,
Sharp County record., 1910-08-19
ROAD CYERSIERS INDICTED.
II Is RnmOred That Several Oyef3eers
VIII Have Cases Next Court,

It Ia rumorod and believed by
many that the grand jury which
was in session here last week re-
turned Indictments against sew.
eral Southern District road over
aoero for neglect Of their duty.
1t IL said that in some portions
Of the county tho public roads
are in irightful condition, almost
inpassable, and that the late
grand Jury took tho matter up
with the result chat at least four
ovorgeers stand indicted,
There has long been complaint
against the over5eers that they
wore not improving tho roads a9
they should do and that too
much money 10 being epeat that
does the roads no good, and at
each session Of the circuit court
for some time thore has been talk
Of indietiny some of the over.
8 'ers, The grand jury la8t week
ia reported TO have started the |
ball 10 rolling that may put a
hustle on some oyersoors,
The law is strict in declaring
that oyersoors muat i;nep their
roads in good condition aad keep
'ign board3 posted,
ltis uaid that the late grand
ury in Randolph county ind!oy'
ID o number Of oyer9eerQ,
Sharp County record., 1910-08-19

was exhibiting 36 heads Of Ger
man milIet, three and a half feet
in height, which had grown from
one seed,
D. H. Yeager, a prosperous
citizen of Sidney, was married a
few days ago to Mrs. Jennie
Kirk Of the same naighborhood.
The contracting parties have
many friends who wish chem
much happiness.
The watermelon crop was a
little late in this part Of the
country, bat plenty Of fine mel
ons are being brought in now.
There are no better melons than
those which grow in the hills of
North Arkansas.
J. NJ. Wilson and wife left to-
day for Fay etteville, after spend
inc several days very pleasantly
in Evening Ghade. Mr.. Wilson
holds the important position OF
professor Of agriculture IN the
State University
The grand jury was in session
three and a half days last week,
adjournine on Thursday, That
body returned IT bills of indict.
mepF a larger number than the
Southern District grand jury is
in the habit of returning
The Holiness camp meeting
will begin at Calamine on the
first day Of September and will
be conducted by Reva, Mannay
and Nicely, evangelists from Tex
as. A large number of people
attend these meetings each year
The Little Rock Gazette is
authority for the statement that
tho Confederate pensioners will
receive about 70 per cent Of theiI
allowances this year, Last yeaI
these pensioners received only 6z
cents on the dollar Of theig allow
ances.
II your liver is aluggish and
out of tone, and you feel dull
bilious, constipated, take q dose
of Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets tonight before ro'
firing and you viii feel all right
in the morning, Sold by Snow
Drug Co.
Sharp County record., 1910-08-19
IN BANKRUPTCY,
n rht DnuIct Court OF The United states, 70

n rht DuuIct Court OF The United states, For
The Northern DivilIon, Eastern bAs
trIet Df Arkansas
IN thAmatter OF Crownoyer 4 Smith Of Cave
CITY, Arkn DAHlUupts,
The yrllratioh OF said trownover & Smith fop
discharge In Bankruptcy having been flied, ne.
tlto Il hereby pivcn that uOid application viii be-
heard IN the United SNea Court Room nt Little
Rock, Ark, at ~ o'clock a, mu oh The glst day of
August, 1910
Joseph W PARSE, Clerk,
Sharp County record., 1910-08-19

Elder John Frazier is conduct
ing a series of meetings at the
Strawberry river bridge, two and
q half miles north Of town, in an
arbor. We are told that large
crowds are attending the SER
vices at night,
Sharp County record., 1910-08-19

The report of the grand jury
to the circuit Judge said that a
committee from that body visited
the pauper farm and found the
inmates well fed and cared for,
but that the moral conditions
about the farm were not good.
The jury recommended that
the male and female paupers be
separated.
Arch Cathey, who lives in L.
ard county only few miles from
Evening Shade, is now residing
in the same house in which he
was born mere than sixty Years
ago. He has never lived at, any
place other than that Of his Birth.
Probably there is no other man
of bis age in this part Of the
country who can equal thia rec
ord.
When the digestion is al fght,
the action Of the bowels regular,
there is a natural cra7inY and
relish for food, When thf is
lacking you may know thad you
need a dose of ChambecLin's
Stomach and Liver Tsfets,
They strengthen the digestib ior-
gans, improve the appetitI1hnd
regulate the bowels, SoN' by
Snow Drug Co.
Steve Lemons and Otis llen
were tried before Esq. l. H. jRit-
chic at Ash Flat Saturday on the
charge of selling whiskey ille-
gally at the Ash Flat picnic re-
Gently, Each of the men. were
| fined $50 and the costs Allen
gave a note for the payment OF
his bill, but Lemons is spending
the time in Jail here in default of
a settlement Of bis account,
Dysentery is dangerous dis
ease but can be cured. Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy has been suc-
cessfully used in nine epidemics
Of dysentery. 1t has never been
known to fail. 1t is equally val"
liable for children and adults,
and when reduced with water
and sweetened, it is pleasant to
take. Sold by Snow Drug Co.
The late grand jury denounced
tho jail building at,this place and
recommended that the ccunty
build new and moder. place OF
confinement for prisoners. Each
grand jury for several years has
Ihad something bad to say OF the
old Jail, which io in bad repair
and in worse sanitary condition,
and 1t seems that it is about time
Ito think about building a new
one.
STRAXED:- Small b a G k
mare mule, 8 or 8 years old,
weighs about 75o pounds, has
small split in left ear, was o little
Lame when last seen at my place
August B. The mule has be-
Ionged to jim Norman OF near
Maxville. ! will pay party find
ing this mule to put it up and no.
tify me.
S. B, McGEHEY,
Black Rock, Ark,