Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1910-09-30
SUNFLOWER PHILOSOPHY

1t is easy to get rid of habit, it is
not serious one.
| Every man makes satisfactory
husband for a few days.
A past is as dangerous with poll.
tician as with a woman ~.
If you have good friend don't spoil
it all by imposing on him.
The weather eventually gets back at
the people who talk about it'll - 80
A drunken man always wants to
talk about his responsibility. a
People who get rich quickly. usuar.
ly get rid of it the same way.u
Opinions and visits are more appre
, ciated when not forced upon people.
woman says unprintable things
about as gracefully as she throws a
brick.
Every poor man is ready to make
fun OF, rich man, or borrow money
OF him.
The express purpose of some peo-
pie seems to. be to avoid expressing
themselves.
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Some people have nothing to sell
except promises they cannot make
make 'goodi p ".r' ..,. a., -
There is plenty of cooking as good
as" "pQther's" but very few appetites
like boys. 4...-- -
Moralists tell Us that we should con-
stantly labor for the good of others.
Well, don't we?
You can never gain any advantage
over another woman by telling her
you think that she is foolish.J
What has become of the old fashion
) ed man who thought it smart to swear
IN the presence of a preacher?
When you hear smart saying by
a child it is a sign the child has a
smart mother and that she made it
up.
When boy wears pair of new
shoes without protest, it is an indi-
? cation that he is going away on the
cars. .~~-- ~
The girl who usually works hardest
in decorating the church can usually
be depended on to be a poor worker
at home.
When man inherits money keep it
dark from the lawyers, and when a
woman has money don't let the doc
tors learn about it.
'Treadlng on your neighbor'S corns
is very likely to raise you in.their es-
tlmation, but not in the manner In
which you expected.
A man and a women going on a
wedding trip try hard not to look hap
py, and on their return try just as
hard to look happy.
IN recent times the parlor is light
fer so many occasions that it is no
longer a signal to the neighbors that
daughter has a beau.
Obviate worry and men would be
forced to seek profitable occupation
fer Cse-fourth of their time and wo,
L2Cn for one-half of their time.
If you pay attention to a baby and
it acts cross and mean, the mother is
T-etty apt to say Baby docs rot
feel good; he. has not had his nap"
If the women are to be credited, ev-
ecy married woman f1nally-'dies of a
broken heart, and every old bachelor
has had his heart buried In a grave
IC- years.
As soon as a man becomes thor
cugkly skilled in certain work he be-
sins to use words common people
don't understand, and they lose all in
tereSt in him.
We may congratulate ourselves that
no matter how greatly the price OF
lemons ~0ay be increased, our sons
and d. ,nters need not on that ac-
count be deprived of circus lemonade.
Providing your children with an an
cestor of whom they may justly be
proud is great deal more important
service than digging into ancient his.
tory in search of worthy ancestors OF
your own.
At the home of an Atchison couple
cat and dog were lying close togeth
er, sound asleep in the sun. THAT
cat and dog don't quarrel" said the
wife; why do we?" Tie them to-
gether," replied the husband, "and see
what will happen"
A South Missouri editor has thought
cf a great scheme. He says he will
lend pullet to anyone who can't af
ford to subscribe for the home paper
Feed the chicken the table scraps and
bring me her eggs to pay for the pa
per-" he says. when she stops lay
ing, bring her in and l will make {
potpie of her and furnish a younger
chicken to carry on the good work.
Atchison (Kan.) Globe.