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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-02-12
What the Doctor Did.

Gustave Ullyatt has a little daugh'
ter who hasn't been well recently. The
other day a physician was called to
the Ullyatt home to see her. He ex-
mined the child with the aid of a
stethoscope. When her father came
home that evening he asked what the
doctor had said.
"Nothin'," replied the little girl.
What did he do?" asked Mr.. Ull.
yatt.
He just telephoned me all over"
was the child's reply.-Denver Post.
Ruling Passion.
81 knew rutts smoking would get
him into trouble"
"Well?"
AT his wedding, when it came to
the ring part, he reached into his
pocket and handed the minister
match"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-02-12
A Difficulty.

81 would like to take you apart,
sir"
"You can't take me apart. amt
no human puzzle"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-02-12
PILES CURED IN @ TO1aD

PAZO OINTMENT S guaranteed to cure any case
of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or ProtrudinR piles in
6to IA day or money refunded. 800.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-02-12

The average man is always paid av-
erage wages.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-02-12
MISREPRESENTATION q,

HERE are yet living from
half a dozen to a dozen
men who may be said to
have known Abraham Lin.
coin intimately and per.
cppaIIv Of oil thoco for.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-07-21
Also Puzzled GRANDPA.

Eght-yearold Oracle confunded a
company of merry young people by
her innocent repetitions of something
she had heard her shocked grandfather
say.
One of the company. a young man.
had been a privileged friend of the
family" for years, paying mild and
desultory attentions now to one. now
to another of the four daughters Of
the household Something was said
about his long and happy comradeship
with the pleasant girls, for the moment
absent upon some hospitable errand.
They're all lovely" said the Young
man warmly-"all as sweet and sound
as ripe peaches. like them all 90
well that often wonder which one
like best"
That's what grandpa was saving
he'd like to find out" came the I'm.
fantlle bomb
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-07-21
Force Of Asbl,

Bronson-What did that pretty sales.
girl say when you stole kiss?
Johnson-She said: "Wm the, !.
all today?" oe
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-07-21
Raspberry Crown.

Place one cup of sweetened rasp-
berry Juice where 1t will boil, then
stir into 1t two rounding tablespoons
cornstarch Tor sifted four wet in
two tablespoons cold water Add one
cup sugar and stir until It looks trans
parent; then add one level tablespoon
butter and juice of one-half lemon
Fold in the stiifiy beaten whites of
three eggs. Turn mixture into fancy
molds and set in a place where 1t will
become cold. When serving place on
a cold dish with whole berries In cen
ter. Serve with either whipped or
plain sweetened cream.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-07-21
DIDN'T WANT EMILY
AwYER WAS SATISFIED Win
HIS REcoMPENsE.
Loves Young Dream Long In the raS'
and Solid Business Reasons
Alone We're All That Mace
an Effective Appeal


ing down at the street from iron'
window of his law Office in turner's
burg. bordering. Fifteen minutes DC
fore fury had pronounced one OF lne
Young Horner's clients not guii'y
though until the trial was well under
way everyone had supposed the man
would hang. Daniel Webster Horher
eIoouence had saved him. Everyone
agreed TO that In the street Horner
could see groups Of men everywhere
all talking excitedly, nodding In APP
proyal, or shaking hands In general
consolidation. And Daniel webster
Horner was their topic.
Down the street from the court
house tall man with much bowed
body Swallowed by a huge sombrero.
came sinking The crowd turned 10
watch him-Jerry Mutchin, the ac'
cused But they welcomed him with
mild approval, nothing more. Mutchin
must have felt this, for he scarcely
looked up to answer their greetings
but came on with wavering steps TO
Horner's office.
A creaking of the rickety stairs,
timid knock at the door and Mutchm
entered. He dropped heavily into
chair and for a moment covered MS
face with his hands. When he looked
up beads of sweat stood out on his
forehead and his chin was trembling.
Dan" he began quaveringly, you
saved me-you-just your pleas that
moved the jury. Everybody knows.
old man, that you did 1t all. You're
hero, Dan, and | know it, and I'm
here to give you all | have for pay
ment. IL haven't any money. You
knew that when you took the case.
But"
Mutchins fingers gripped the chair
arms in despair and his eyes dis
tended as he paused and gasped for
breath.
But I'm grateful beyond words,
Dam" he hurried on. $50 I've come
to give up to you the most precious
possession of my life-I mean,
Emily"
"Emly?" the lawyer repeated.
whats that?"
"Em'ly-Em'ly, my wife! I'll get
her to divorce me and marry YOU"
The lawyer still appeared to be
puzzled.
Dan! You don't mean to say
you've forgotten" Mutchin cried.
Nv, hnt In,
with her in high school days. I
won"
The lawyer stopped the speech with
quick gesture, and appeared to be
struggling hard to keep from laugh
ing.
Really, I've had dozen sweet.
| hearts since then. couldn't recall
her on that short notice."
| 1t was Mutchins turn to look dis
mayed.
"Then-then why did you do It?
Why did you work like hero to
save me? If it wasn't for the love OF
Emly-then, for heavens sake, why?'
Look around this room for your
answer" the lawyer replied. See
this cracked plastering-the painted
foor-the secondhand desk-that tin
Sign creaking just outside the window
and nobody even looking up to say
1t ought to be oiled. Your case was
dramatic and sure to get into the pa
pers-that's all. took 1t simply be
cause had to have the advertising
You must be going? Good luck then
Be sure to give my respects to Em'ly
and remember when you go to the
primaries next month that I'm run
ming for county prosecutor"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-07-21

Make a simple dessert of irish moss
or sea moss farina with milk follow
ing directions given on package of
the latter Set away TO harden In cold
place. Serve In individual molds with
sauce same as given for strawberry
pudding -using cherries or serve with
whipped cream.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-07-21

Cut some slices Of stale bread very
thin and toast them light brown, but.
ter quite thick, and line the bottom
and sides of pudding dish with them.
Fill the dish with strawberries as full
as 1t will hold and sift plenty of sugar
through and over them Set this IN
the oven for about half an hour. Serve
very cold with rich cream.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-07-21
For Cleaning Wlnhn...s

For cleaning w.ntGws and mirrors
there are several proprietary articles
on the market, but little soda or
kerosene and little thin starch put
over the glass and allowed to dry viii
give excellent results when rubbed oa
and polished with newspaper or cloth
that leaves no lint. In very cola
weather little alcohol on a cloth Is
effectual.-Harper's Bazaar.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-07-21

A woman is extolled for her virtues
and adored for her weaknesses.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-07-21
The Great 1 An

Il thought your wife forbade Won -
marry agai when she died?"
so she did, but now I'm lust go,r,
to show h who is master in the
house.-Fliegende Blaetter ~
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-07-21

1.-THE fruit crop has failed" ex-
claimed the apprehensive person,
YES" replied the gloomy boarder.
but what's the use of trying to be
hopeful. That never applies to
urunes - Washington Star.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-07-21

'o.Insht, 100, bJ ". ~ ;--.'1--''1
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-07-21
Graham Gems,

One egg, one scant cupful of sour
milk. one cupful Of graham -four, one
even teaspoonful of soda, salt This
makes eight gems.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-07-21
puff Cake.

One cup sugar, one-half cup butter.
two eggs. one-half cup sweet milk, one
teaspoon baking powder. one and one.
half cups flour; faToring.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-06-01
REAL ESTATE BARGAINS

lots, good house and woodshed
in North Salem. Plenty of fruit
and garden. A fine place, $500.
Several fine residences for sale
cheap and lots of all kinds; now is
the time to buy you nice house,
or a good lot.
Ga acres, on Oak Grove road, all
in cult, fair house and barn, water
at each; plenty of fruit, part in
crop. Only $480O.
21 acres river bottom land, mostly
all in cult. and in crop. Close in,
Groom house, and lot 1O0X25 feet,
good garden, stable, wagonshed, 2
horses, 2 cows, 2 calves, wagon, har-
row, plow, and buggy, all furniture
in house, crop goes if sold soon,
$1,000.
We have some excellent buys in
farm lands, don't buy before you
see them, they are dandies, we will
show them at any time. Give us a
trial and we will treat you right.
j. G. SCHULZ & co.
Bush Bank Bldg.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-06-01
DECORATED
AUTOS WILL
GET PRIZES
CASH PRIZE TO BE GIVEN FOR
BEST DECORATED CAR-MANY
FINE CUPS ON DISPLAY AT
STOCKTON'S.

On exhibition in the Court street
window of the ]. L. Stockton store
are eight handsome cups, which will
be given as prizes at the Modern
Woodman picnic, which will be held
in this city next Saturday. These
cups will go as awards for various
sports, and all CT them are well
worthy the heartiest competition.
BY mistake one of the cups is
marked as the first award for the
best decorated automobile in the pro-
cession. In fact, $25 cash prize is
offered as the first prize for the best
decorated auto, and the cup will be
given as second prize. 1t is expected
there will be beautiful display of
automobiles to make up one of the
fine features in the parade.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-06-01

the rule Of the people--to restore
the full powers Of government TO
the people.
"The people are safe and sane;
conservative and sound; honest and
intelligent; they would vote for the
public interest alone and would not
vote for purely selfish private inter-
ests; they know more than their
Representatives do, and are less
passionate and less liable to be led
into either internal or international
complications and they would De
economical In government"
The Oklahoma Senator denied
that at present the people really
ruled, and as evidencing 1t, he de-
manded to know why, if as some
maintained they really were in
power, there had been no enactment
by Congress Of measures which the
people favored.
Il believe in popular government, -
he continued, "and believe that
the people are more conservative,
more safe and sane and more near
ly apt to do right in the long run
than ambitious statesmen trusted
with power"
AS a further evidence that the
weakness of the Senate is in disre-
ero ordipo tbo v,,o4,,ro5 ,,yglI of 4bo no.,
pie, obstructing national reform and
too greatly influenced by organized
special interests" owen cited the
fact that 36 states had already ex-
pressed themselves favorable on the
popular election of Senators, yet the
Senate had not heard the voice of
the people.
In conclusion, the Oklahoma Sen
ator denounced jingoism.
1.-THE danger of war;, he said,
"arises not from the people, but from
ambitious leaders, anxious for activi-
ty, anxious for service, anxious for
promotion. The dogs Of war Of
every nation are anxious to fight
and commercial agents engaged in
furnishing the muniments of war, m
furnishing material for building bat
tie ships, fill the press with rumors
of war when the naval appropriation
is before Congress and tend to irri-
tate nations with each other.
"The international mischief maxi
ers, who prate too much about the
excessive delicacies of questions Of
national honor that can only be set
tied by the arbitrament of war,
should be sternly suppressed and
would be rendered powerless for
harm under the rule Of the people.
"The people of the United States
today, If they could vote on the ques-
tion of international peace, on the
question of limiting the armament
of nations, would heartily be in fav-
or Of 1t. The people of Germany
would do the same thing. The peo-
pie of Great Britain would do the
same thing"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-06-01
He WANTS
SENATORS
ELECTED
WANTS CONSTITUTION CHANGED,
DECLARING THAT POPULAR
DIsREsPECr OF EXECUTIVE
BODIES is UNDERMINING CON-
FIDENCh OF THE PEOPLE"

Washington, May 31.--Declaring
that popular distrust of executive
bodies is undermining the confidence
of the people," and pleading for a
publication of present politics, SEN
ator Robert L. owen today address
ed the Senate in support of his reso-
luton for an amendment to the Con-
stitution to make Senators elective
by a direct vote of the people.
"The greatest of all issues, not
only in the United States but
throughout the civilized world is the
Issue Of popular government, or the
government Of the people against
delegated government, or govern
ment by convention, or government
by machine politics." said Senator
Owen.
"The vital question is, Shall the
people rule? Shall they control the
mechanism Of party government?
Shall they have direct power to
nominate, to legislate, to vote, free
from corruption, intimidation, or
forceT
"The great evil from which the
American people have suffered in
recent years has been the secret but
.well-known alliance between com
fnerclai interests and machine poll
tics, by which commercial interests
have endeavored and often succeeded
in obtaining legislation giving them
special advantages in Nation, State,
and in municipalities over the body
of American people and obtained
administrative and judicial immuni-
ty so that the laws have not been
properly enforced against them; by
which means they have enriched
themselves ct the expense of the
American people; at the expense Of
Democrats ard Republicans alike;
by which private individuals have
become enormously rich and many
millions OF people intellectually,
physically, financially, or morally
weak have been reduced to poverty
and to a condition of relative finan-
cial, industrial and moral degrada-
tion.
''The evils which have crept into
our government have grown up nat
urally under the convention system
not through the faults of any par
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-06-01
DIR. STONES
Drug Store

The only cas- drug store in Oregon;
owes no one, ana no one owe
Il; c~rries large stock; its shelves
counters and show cases are loaded
with drugs, medicines, notions. toilet
articles. wines and liquors OF all
;inds for medicinal purposes. 1T.
stone Is a regular graduate In medi,
line and has had M ny years OF ex.
perienoe in the practice. Consulta
ions are free. Presorlpt'Ons arr
tree. and only regular prizes &c med
leipe, Or. Stone can b Ound at his
irug store, salem. or, LON in ths
aorn.nE until . al night
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-06-01
Poison Oak Poisoning.

Ballard's Snow Liniment cures II,
Mr., o. II. p Cornelius, Turner Ore,
writes My wife has discovered that
Snow Liniment cures poison Oak
Poisoning" very painful trouble,
She not only cured case Of 1t on
herself, but on two OF her friends
who We're poisoned by this same ivy.
Price 25c, soc and 81. Sold by all
dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-06-01

S125 per acre will buy an excep-
tionally fine 2OO-acre model farm
with high class improvements. Close
to town. Water piped to house and
barn. All fenced. All cleared but
just enough for small pasture and
wood enough for family use.
$4,000 will buy a first-class
farm of 12O acres, only miles out
from town. The very best of land.
We have some good farms on
Howell Prairie for 500 per acre.
There is no better land in Oregon
than this. See us for list of fine
farm properties.
BECHTEL & BYNON
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-06-01
Saved Prom Awful Death.

How an appalling calamity in his
family was prevented is told by A.
D. Mcdonald, of Fayetteville, N. G.
r. F. d. No, 8. "My sister had con-
sumption" he writes, "she was very
thin and pale, had no appetite and
seemed to grow weaker every day, as
all remedies failed, till DR.. King s
New Discovery was tried, and so COM
pletely cured her, that she has not
been troubled with a cough since. Its
the best medicine l ever saw or heard
Of" For coughs, colds, lagrippe,
asthma, Group, hemorrhage-al
bronchial troubles, it has no equal
soc, $1OO Trial bottle free. Guar
anteed by j. G. Perry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-06-01
ACT QUICKLY.
Delay Has Been Dangerous in the
City of Salem.

Delay Has Been Dangerous in the
City of Salem.
Do the right thing at the right
time.
Act quickly in times of danger.
Backache is kidney danger.
Doan's Kidney Pills act quickly.
Cure all distressing, dangerous
kidney Ills.
Plenty Of evidence to prove this
F. A. Sutton, Hoyt and West Sts.,
Salem, Ore, says: For 10 or 10
years, rheumatism and kidney trou-
BILE were the plague Of my life. :
suffered intensely from a pain IN
the small of my back and was often
unable to move. l doctored and
tried a number of remedies but to
no avail, and l was in a bad way
when procured Doan's Kidney Pills
at DR.. Stones Drug Store. They
benefited me at once and after l
had taken the contents of three
boxes, was free from every symp-
tom of kidney complaint. My health
is now of the best l cannot recon-
mend Doan's Kidney Pills too high
ly" Statement given January 81,
19O6.)
Reimbursement.
On November 20. 1909, Mr.. sut-
ton confirmed his former statement,
saying: II willingly reiterate all
have previously said in favor of
Doans Kidney Pills" This remedy
cured me three years ago and have
had no return Of kidney trouble"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the
United States,
Remember the name--Doan's-
and take no other.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-06-01
RY APPRARANCEs-

JUDGING BN APPEARANCES
OF course everybody does that, anc
Laundry Work can't be judged an
other way. Everything subjected L
our artistic treatment comes out a
clean as polished surface, as clea
as crystal and as bright as sum
mer's day. Articles washed proper
ly last twice as long and look tweu
" times better than goods badly
laundrled. We make cheap 'abri,
masquerade for something better,
SALEM LAUNDRY CO.,
Phone 10. ia0-1Oa south Liberty 81
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-06-01
Houses

$3.50 will buy a first-class new,
conveniently arranged house in good
part of town. Small payment down;
balance to suit.
5000 will buy a Groom house
$500 down; balance like rent.
S2500 for a good Groom house on
Summer street. Terms.
$4,000 for a 5-room house on
Front street. Easy terms.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-06-01
Small Tracts

S2250 for five acres of good land; all
level, close in, with new bungalow.
This is a good buy.
$2100 for acres and house and
barn. Some nice fruit trees.
$1,000 will buy five acres of al
cleared good berry or fruit land,
mile from town; $3.50 down; bal
ance l, and 8 years.
We have number of fine small
places. See us for them.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-06-01
REAL
ESTATE
BEoHTEL 6 BYNoN's BARGAINS

Lots
$500 for a lot on Commercial,
near Bellevue. A good buy.
$3.50 buys first-class lot in Fair
mount Park. Fine view.
$500 to $500 buys a good lot in
Mob Hill district. Easy terms.
$500 will take a beautiful large
lot on Chemeketa street.
1875 buys a good lot in South Sa-
lem. Easy terms.
$275 for a lot 50x125, near car
line; IS down; SIS per month.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-06-01

ticular man. The system of dele
gated government affords too open
and abundant opportunities for COM
mercialism and for more self-seek-
ing political ambition
In some cases delegated govern
ment, even under a machine form,
is perfectly upright, perfectly honest,
and serves the cause Of the people
excellently well, but the mechanism
Of government by the delegate plan
affords too many temptations for the
alliance of commercialism and politi-
cal ambition. An ordinary state
convention, under the machine-rule
plan, is composed of delegates dele
gated from county conventions; the
country conventions consist of dele
gates delegated from the ward pri-
mary; the ward primary consists Of
a ward boss, bouncer or two, and
a crowd of strikers who do not repre-
sent the actual membership Of the
party voters of that ward, so that
when Senator is nominated by a
state convention he Is often three
degrees removed from the people,
and is the choice of a machine, and
does not really feel his duty to the
inarticulate mass.
"The great political need of the
United States is the establishment
of a direct rule of the people, the
overthrow of machine politics, the
overthrow of corrupt or unwise use
of money, intimidation, coercion,
bribery; the overthrow of the various
crafty corporate and political Vde-
vices which have heretofore succeed
ed in nullifying the will of the peo-
pie.
1.-THE great issue, is to restore the
direct rule of the people as mem
bers of parties and within both par
ties, and to abate the malign in
fluence of machine methods.
"All the people have is the power
to defeat on election day bad
candidate, and thus they exercise
some influence over nominations.
The people do not in reality rule.
'"The people appear to rule
through. the present machinery Of
party government, but they do not
rule in fact, because the party ma
chinery is so largely in the hands of
machine men, is so largely con-
trolled in the interest of the few and
against the interest of the many; be-
cause the present mechanism of
party management is so contrived as
to largely exclude automatically the
cooperation of the great body of the
members of the party, and is so
contrived as to cause the party power
to fall by gravity into the hands of
manipulators."
Senator owen advocated the adop- |
tion of constitutional amendment
calling for the election of Senators
by a direct vote as a first step in
political reform. He declared that
the system now in vogue in Oregon
was the most enlightened and urged
national laws to the end of securing:
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-06-01
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy th'
Best ON the Market.

IfVNI on IIlV NIlIhVIs
81 have used Ch9mberlain's Cough
Remedy and find it to be the best
on the market" says b. w, Tardy
ed tor OF The Sentinel, Gainsboro
Tenn, "our baby had several colds
the past winter and Chamberlain
Cough Remedy always gave it reliei
at once and cured it in short time
always recommend It when oppor'
tunity presents itself" For sale by
all good druggists.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-06-01

4: The Australian ballot.
/; Improved registration laws.
: Initiative and referendum.
/: Publicity pamphlets --- pub
/: lished at the governments ex- +;
/: pense, giving brief arguments for
/: and against public measures
/: and candidates.
f: Direct primaries.
F: A corrupt practices act.
, The right of the people to re- :
+: move a public officer for mis- :
F: conduct.
.,.'.. ''.s'''''''' ''''''''' . =
owen denied that purity in politics
was an iridescent dream. "It can
be made a reality" he added, The
remedy for the evils from which our
national, state and municipal gov
ernments have suffered is to restore
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-06-01

Many a man talks moderation
from a poor appetite.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-06-01
Greatest Sensation Since "Trilby''

All Paris is talking of "Chante-
cler."
Chantecler holds your inter-
est from the start because it tells an
exquisite story-alive with under
standing of a worlds weaknesses,
worlds virtues and worlds COM
mon kin-ship.