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Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-09-13

hit to Holman, who pegged wild to
Zimmerman in an effort to catch Kent.
The error put Kent on third and Ken
sci on second. Wrigley's out, Hof-
man to Overall, scored Kent. John
ston opend the ninth with slap to
Kane, who juggled the ball mite too
long. Second was purloined, and when
Senno beat ont hunt to Weaver,
Johnston pulled UP at third. Oaks
laced the ball to Weaver, who peggeG
to first and Johnston came home.
Overall's return OF the ball to Need
ham was too high. and Senno, who
never stopped. pulled up at rhe plate
when Weaver failed to get Needham's
peg from the stands.
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PARSONS HAS
new TEACHERS
WHEN FAIRFIELD COLLEGE
OPENS EIGHT STRANGERS
WILL GREET STUDENTS.

Fairfield, Sept. 9.-(SpeciaD Eight
new professors and instructors will
greet the students of Parsons college
when classes convene next week.
Prof. e. E. Watson will take the
mathematics department, coming to
Parsons from the state college OF
Washington at Pullman, Wash, where
he has been teaching two years. He is
q graduate of the state normal school
Of Washington and received his bach
elor's and masters degree from the
state university. He also taught for
three years at Wheaton.
Prof Philo C. Hildreth will become
professor of history and social science.
He has been teaching in Westminster
college in Denver for several years
past. He received his education at
Oberlin, taking post graduate work at
both Columbia and Chicago and spend
ing a year in German universities.
Miss Anna Irene Miller, the new
head of the English department, re-
ceived her bachelors degree at Mt.
Holyoke college and her masters de-
gree from Columbia university. Miss
SIN. Akin, who will be librarian, is
q graduate of Pratt institute. Miss
Lima Huston will take charge of the
expression department. Miss Huston
was graduated from Parsons In 1907
and since that time has studied in the
Columbia School Of Expression in
Chicago Miss MOI McHenry comes to
Parsons this year as matron Of Bal
lard hall. She will also teach domestic
science.
Allen P. Berkstresser, the new
director of athletics, comes to Parsons
from Morningside college, where he
has been an assistant of Coach Hol-
lister at that college for year. He
bears high recommendations, and
secured the position. as athletic di-
rector in the face of much competition.
Shorthand and typewriting will be
taught this year by G. r. Downward,
who has been for several years past
secretary to the president.
OF the old members Of the faculty,
Prof. H. NJ Gage has been studying
this summer in Columbia university
and Prof. G. F. Heffelbower in Chicago
university. Both of these have re-
turned to Fairfield, as has also Miss
Florence Avery. who has been enjoy
ing years leave of absence and
studying music in Leipsig, Germany.
Miss Avery will again take up her
work as instructor in the normal de-
partment of the school of music.
The school year opens Tuesday with
coed prospects for the year. All the
rooms in Ballard hall, the young
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-09-13
DIAGNOSES CASE
/. AS new DISEASE.
MISS EVA JENNEss, 1902 EAST
MAIN ST, SUFFERING FROM
lNFANTlLE PARALYSIS.

Miss Eva Jenness, aged 10 years, re-
siding at 1902 East Main street. IL suf-
fering from infantile paralysis. This II
the first case which has been reported
to the Ottumwa board Of health The
young woman was afflicted with the
peculiar disease several days ago and
her lower extreminit!es are paralyzed
DR.. Emma Peterson is attending the
girl and pronounces the case as that Of
a light attack Of the infantile paralysis
which has been so prevalent In the
northern part of the state around
Mason City. Although Miss Jenness is
suffering much pain. DIR. Peterson ex-
poets her patient to recover in short
time.
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NATIONAL DANISH MEETING.
Baptist Of This and Norwegian orsanI.
cations Meet at
Harlan

Harlan. Sept. 9.-The first national
conference of the Danish and Nor
wegian Baptist churches of the United
States will be held in this city from
Wednesday, September Ia, to Sunday,
September Is. Each church in the
country is entitled to send delegates
and each state conference is also en-
titled to be represented by delegates.
The number is expected to be from
200 to 400. The people of the local
churches will entertain the visiting
delegates.
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CITY SCHOOLS
ATTRACT MANY
OVER 1000 STUDENTS ARE PuR
SUING STUDIES IN LOCAL
INSTITUTIONS.

Over 1000 students are plying their
studies in the public schools OF thu
city and in the Sacred Heart Catholic
schools and st. Joseph's academy.
There is an increase in the public
school and st. Joseph's academy.
cannot be determined, owing to the
fact that Douglas school children at
tended various institutions last year.
Supt A. W. Stuart has prepared the fol-
lowing statement Of the number OF pu-
pills in the various schools:
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G. M a ST. PAUL TRAINS.

No. Going Southwest. Depart.
s SA-Southwest Limited. 1:45 a. m.
}93B-Local freight Z: Is q, m.
Going East Via Cut off.
l1A-Chic. Limited !. -. 1905 a. m.
sA-Davenport, Chicago $3.50 p. n.
s9B-Local freight -. i. 7:45 a. m.
Marion Limo, Going North.
losB-Cedar Rap. Marion 1880 o. m,
10B-Ced. Rap, St Paul. $3.50 H..
sSB-Local freight -. $3.50 a. m.
Marion Line Coming South.
io3B-Arrive from Marion 1915 a. m.
sC-Arrive from Marion 1925 q. m.
81 Local freight arrive 6:55 D. m.
Freight trains arrive and depart
from Milwaukee Junction.
S. Nicholas As-n.
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Ottumwa 2O03o201 2--1O
Chicago OO1OOOOO0- 1

Two base hits-Kensef, Overall. Sac
rifice hit-Dunn. Stolen bases-Sever-
cid 2. Wrigley, Johnston, Oaks, Hof-
man. Struck out-by Boyd Prefer.
Beaumont, FoxeM; by Kent: Evers 2,
Overall 2, Hoffman, Weaver; by Foxen:
Johnston 2, Wrigley. SEVERED. Borton,
Link; by Weaver: Oaks, Senno, Kent.
Link, Johnston. Base on balls-off
Boyd 1, off Kent 1, off Foxen 3, on
Weaver L. Innings pitched-by Boyd ),
by Kent 6, by Foxen 5, by Weaver 4.
Hit by pitcher-by Boyd l, by Kent !.
Time Of game hours. Umpire
Johnson. Attendance-2,819.
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Prepare to Reopen Mines.

Spring Valley, III, Sept. 10.-This
morning after twenty-three weeks
suspension and strike, the mines of
the Spring Valley coal district are
being prepared for the resumption OF
work. Three weeks will be required
for repair work,
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-09-13
The Danger of limitations.

An Ohio druggist writes The Practical Druggist" prominent
Drug Journal follows Please furnish formula for Castoa All the formulas
have worked with are either Ineffective or digae to administer"
10 this The Practical Druggist" replies We do not supply formulas for
proprietary articles We couldn't wanted His experience with initiative
formulas is not surprising but just what is to expected When Casoa
wanted why not supply the you make substitute not fair
right to label Coria We all Of laxative preparations for
Children but not Csto and think would not
feel kindly toward her your product under such name
No mother with spark Of affection for her child will overlook the sigma
Mre Of Chas T. Fletcher when buying Castona.
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ladies' dormitory, have been reserved

The campus presents several
changes to the returning students.
The new Barhydt chapel in half fin
tshed, and it's completion will keep up
Parsons record Of new building a
year since the fire of 1902. A hand
some gateway has been built at the
Third street entrance to the campus
by the Ladies' auxiliary
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-09-13
Holden Tennis Chameleon.

Philadelphia, Sept. 10.-Reuben A.
Holden of Yale this afternoon won the
intercollegiate tennis championship in
singles by defeating in the final round
three to one. A. II. Sweetser of Har-
ward
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BURLINGTON ROUTE, c. 3. e q.

u Going East Depart
|12A--Cfic.. Dubq., Quinc.- ~: IS a. M.
a2-Local freight :. .... 5:25 a. m.
1SB- Burlington. st. Louis sos a. m.
l0-Chicago Limited ). -. 1918 a. m.
l7sB- Peoria. Dubq.. Qcy.. 11:35 a. m.
6A-Chfcago Limited -. 1888 p. M
212B-Ft. Mad. st. Louis. $3.50 p. M.
\ 4A--Clic., St L., Quincy 7:15 p. m.
J 1A-Chic. Peoria, RockTd 1928 p. m.
Going West.
5A-Omaf1a and Nebr... 1:13 a. m.
3A--Omaha, Ore. Calf. 7:40 a. m.
213B-Ar from FIT. Mad. 11:45 a. m.
17sA--Peoria to Creston.. 1855 p. m.
11B--Ar. from Burlington $50 a. M.
1A-Chicago to Denver 1850 p. m
sA-Denver Limited .... ABS p. m.
w. s. Parker, Ticket Agent.
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c. r. /. & P. TRAINS.

No. Going North. Depart
475-Des Moines. Omaha. y GAO a. m.
473-Keokuk, Ottumwa 11:15 a. m.
471-Des Moines Omaha. 6:41 p. m.
s5--Local freight -. -. sos a. m.
Going South.
47o-Keokuk. Kansas City 900 a. m.
Connects with No. rs south bound at
IN Eldon at 1o:30 a. m.
477-Des Moines. Keokuk. 4:15 p. m.
Connects with No. 80 eastbound at
Eldon at p. m.
Connects with No. - eastbound 81
E!don at 12:45 a. M, and No. g.
southbourd ct 1928 p. m.
S6-Local freight. ...... 1913 D. m.
w. S. Parker. Ticket Agent.
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WABASH RAILWAY.

No. Going South Depart.
1A-Moberly. St. T.. X G. $500 a. m.
50B-Moberly and east. 500 p. m.
II Mixed, daily ........ 500 p. m.
Coming North, Arrive.
51B-Moberly local ....... HAS q. m.
SA-From Kansas City. $3.50 p. m.
I Mixed, daily 49,. :. 1900 a. m
s. Met OILS. Agent.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-03-30
"El primer cuentista puertorriqueho." +"

7o enenddo eablece por "La Correspondence de Puerto
Rico ne sera por ella considerable defenddo
eel primer cuentia pueorqueno Sendo de aver to
primer puesto capeonato e hasa
de satisfaction de ola Correpondncia
arrrbatado por campcon.
SOFIA Correspondence pubcaa medda que los vaya recbendo
todos los remtido para campeonato
l. 1890 ., r..I.:, - 7, :l, ~ Il
9Seno de obetos de LA Correspondence estmular
gnero learo estuio lie vida regional epen
a nauraleza que Do plgo a natra dao
los autorcs clio condcn
aba magnavos la vida pucrtorquea bao todos aspec-
os que ella puede ofrecer.
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Information de
Ia Uniyersidad.

En- la noche del nueve de abrll Sc
llevara a efecto TN concerto.
Los dos estudiantes que iran de
Ia Normal al certamen de Mayaguez
son Julia 1nfante y Luis Garcia San
doval, de San Juan y Rio Piedras
respectivamente.
Sc ha matriculado en- la Normal
ell lunes, MARIO %, la Srta. Cnstlna
Lebr6n de Guayama, qulen reclbl6
una beca que habia vacante por
aquel distrito.
Los siguientes .aparatos Sc han re-
cibido para ell patio de recreo, un
columpio, un 'paso del gigantic y
un juego de barras paralelas.
La Srta. Maria Rivera de Ponce
visit6 la Normal y Ia Escuela Mo-
delo el % de MARIO.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-03-30
Investigation de caTgos
contra IN po|icja.,
Habiendo sido comprobados al
gunos cargos, el gobernador
le SePar0 del cuerpc.

En- virtud dc cicrtos cargos for
mulados contra ell jefe dc distrlto
lie IA. clase, Sr. jose G.. JimeneZ, de
Ia policia insular, cl sobernador nom
Dco una comisi6n especial, compues-
Ia de los Se7orcs Juan de .Guzman
Benitez, (Presidentc), Luis Campi-
llo y R. Siaca Pacheco, para que hi
clera una Investigation de dlchcs car
gos, yle sometiera un informe del re
sl,ltado de la investigation, con las
recomendaciones que Ia comlsl6n
estlmara procedentes.
La conlSion ha prescntado va sll
inforne al gobernador, en- el cual
manifesto que considera probadoS
algunos de los cargos hechos contra
ell Sr. JOSS G. Jlmenez, " el Gober
nador ha separado d este del cuerpo
de la policia insular, por conducta
periodical al inter6s pu1llco y al
servicio que tenia a su cargo.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-03-30
OBITO.

Tn cable recibido por ell coronel
Howe lie informan la infausta nueva
del fallecimiento del captain Ralph
f. Gambell del reglmiento de P Rico
Ell captain Gambell naci6 en- No
viembre de 1858, sirvi6 durante la
guerra hispano-amencana como Sc
gundo teniente en- uno de los regiml-
entos de infante1a de Pennsylvania,
alcan1ando por meritos de guerra Ell
grado de captain. Fu6 considerable
por sus superioes como uno de los
oficiales mas capaces, del ejercito.
Terminada Ia campai1a del 9S fue in
corporado al regimiento de P. Rico.
Su saMd bastante delicada, sin
cuidarse de ella, por atender al cum
plimiento de su deber fue empeoran-
do hasta caer postrado. Trasladado
4 los Estados Unidos para ser some
lido q un tratamiento especial, Sc
acord6 en- vista de su estado propo-
ner SUI retro Ell que no lego a dlsfru-
tai por haberlc sorprendido la muer-
te.
Como militar de gran cultura 10
prueba sus trabaioS publlcados en-
varias revistas del ramo. Ultimamen
te estaba cmpenado en- la redacci6n
de Ia historic de la batala de Gettis-
burg una de las mas grandes del nun
do y cuya obra que no lego a terml
mar era esperada por los cxpertos
con gran interes.
En- ell regimiento de P. Rico donde
sirvi6 por largo tempo dcja cl Illus
tire militar gratos recuerdos pOr su
trato caballercsco y sus modales dis
/
Descanse er Ia paz del Selior ell !
pundonoroso Official y correcto ca
ballero.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-03-30
"EUTERPE"
MzAR De MUSICA De JOSE LAzA Y Co.

.Irandes exsencias de Instrumentos para BANDAS
yyORQUESTAS tales Fautines Fautas, Tercerolas
aSeoets RequntOS, Garnete Oboes Savafones Fagotes
Cornetlne Cernetas 0Dsvenes Bartouos BOmbardnes
Baos de METAL yiolines Violss Gusrrss Lsu
ee baadurrIas Aandslas Violonceos Banjos Xlofones
1coeonoS Conabaes, Palos Redoblantes Bembos Trisn
guss. PanderetaS CastahueIas
REPRESENTATIVE exclusive para toda la ISLA
de los famosos PIANOS AMERICANOS de CARL FIS
CHEk t de New York Especalidad EN- PIANOS ALEMA-
nES G REPRESENTATIVES de las exceentes GUITA
oeVianas de Francisco Daz Garcia las que de
fama gozan en- e mundo
AGENTES de la CENTURY EDITION: Obras para
PLANO VIOLIN MANDOLINA, al infmo precio de
III ZEN lA'OS EJENPLAR (Pfda Catalogo de ellasl
ACCESSORIES EN- GENERAL
dh JUAN ruerto RICO Box 216 Calle de la Cruz No l6
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Formation del iurado.

6oE Ab de "La Correspondence abrira pbscio
para omac6n de rado peve eudo de los ueno decda
cua de mas merto nfador eoampeonao ola Corespon
denca pubcar das de anticipation ech ta de 20
80 nomb de 1esdentes ena ISL de oar un com
petente rado caador de los pbcio conssta
aa cuentos emdo Correspondence envie no
doce nombs de vote como aado formation
ado Esa voacon etermnar4 que delos 80 nombe de Ia
h doce quedn dado autores de uentos
ado De doc candidates La Corespondenc egna
los cnco que nmero de hayan obtend
dar formada urado ccador del campenato ceno de Co.
pondenca de Puerto Rico Ell urado a conudo recra II do
Julio de 1910 conto centos hayan conuro
Aosto de 1910 dcho dar veredctoy LA orepn-
denca enegara uma de autorque ontenda
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Los cuentoS deben ser in6ditos.

LA Correspondence oece pua alvencedor
esabece evar adeante msmo las bases
1oLo cuentos que remito La tomar
pae campeonato debn nedtos ecas e ases
"Paa etcampeonato de LA Correspondence"
2oos deben nebes
pucaos Pero deearen aquos noacer pubco nomblo
advertn ndcando peseud6nmo que para pubdad Ell
ni6dico debe conoer de odos modos Ell nombe del
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Bases generates del concurso in
te]ectual que fu6 recibido
con entusiasmo por numero-
sos y distinguidos escritores.
Mas de ochenta cuentos remitidos; muchos,
esperanto turno de publication.

% Correspondence ara hay Puerto Rico ngeno
poduc han proddo beas bras eraa todos enero
Foe gnero especamene denomnado literature caste
llama cueno LA Eoponenc deea probar que pueden producer
de mtto ia Al obeo ha ecdo ab medic de
as lneas abre campeonao de cueno decda
auo del cuento de mas por puertorqueno
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-03-30

En- esta imprenta Sc vende
papel de peri0dicos viejos a
81 pesos quintaL J
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-03-30
Cuando termina el plszo del campeonato.

% campeonato empeza contae dde e 10 de Julio de 19o
termnara el 10 de Julio de 1919.
4oos debn mas abra texo
puden eco RESIDENCES na a uers ella
5on mmo ator puede varos tai
de que pasen de cuatro.
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NoIedas de ore Califerniss

&c &c tentsvos. Is oeniavos Sl.UO '
t2i de vert. en- ID Joyuis ds +.
k1ARHAHN. ksr joks Ia
The Oroville weekly gazette. [volume] (Oroville, Wash.) 1905-19??, 1910-01-07
His Enforced Trip.

One New York matron was discuss
ing with another New York matron the
misfortune which she considered had
befalen the husband of q third New
York matron.
You see," she said, "he went down
to the steamer with friend who was
going abroad and became so interested
talking in the friends cabin that he
never noticed the warning whistle, and
the steamer sailed with him on board.
However. he sent wireless to his wife
so she wouldn't worry. dare say he's
been kicking himself about the ship
ever since"
"Perhaps-and perhaps not" replied
the second matron. The fact is, he
told my husband in confidence ten days
ago that lie intended to De carried off
to Europe accidentally because it was
the only way he could go without tax.
ing his wife along Bat. for hea&e&'.,
sake. don't mention the matter my
dear, because he told my husband in
the strictest confidence"
The Oroville weekly gazette. [volume] (Oroville, Wash.) 1905-19??, 1910-01-07
A Little Case Of TeIepathy.

'There is nothing strange to me In
the operation of one mind upon anoth-
err" the telepathic woman said. "Once
when my sister am very fond Of was
operated on l went with her and sat in
the anteroom long way Off from the
operating room-that Is, l walked up
and down there, worried to death near
ly about her, when all at once threw
myself into big armchair and went
sound asleep. They had just given her
the ether then, so her mind was at rest
and rested mine I slept until she came
out from under the influence"
The Oroville weekly gazette. [volume] (Oroville, Wash.) 1905-19??, 1910-01-07
kaffirs' Love L etters.

The Basutos prove an interesting
study. Not that they have any depths
Of character, but theirs is very happy
go lucky nation. These South Africans
are romantic and sentimental, but it's
all on the surface. Here are a few
amusing paragraphs from Kaffirs' love
letters:
"My sweet flowers, the ink and the
paper are very glad, because they will
see your dear, beautiful face, but the
the pen and me are truly sad, for we
are staying behindw
"My love for you is burning like a
paraffin stovew
"Oh, you are so beautiful! You look
like peacock sitting under willow
tree.'
"My love for you is as true as q
clock that keeps the timer
The Oroville weekly gazette. [volume] (Oroville, Wash.) 1905-19??, 1910-01-07
FICTION AND FACT.
Dreams of Authors That Have Been
Turned Into Realities.

Dreams of Authors That Have Been
Turned Into Realities.
The deliver among old books often
cies made by writer's which in their
day were nothing but romance. This
can be 50 easily observed by reading
the works of Jules Verne. and there
are also books in which airShipS the
telephone, photography and the motor
wagon have been spoken of generations
before these were accomplished facts
a novel entitled Der Kluge Mann
published by Voss x Co., Leipsic. 1875
by an author named Cramer shows a
Roentgen picture. The story tells of
the Countess Abillinia, who gave her
heart to the knight Gibello. The
knightly lover was thoughtless enough
however, to kill his ladyloves father
and her affection turned to hatred. and
she vowed to kill him. In a dream she
saw the man who had fascinated her
and she stood ready to kill him, when
suddenly his form changed, and before
her stood a grinning skeleton, saying
Il have already been punished" This
scene is illustrated in the old book, and
the picture Is not unlike a Roentgen
photograph, but when it was published
no one probably would have believed
that science within comparatively
short time would make it possible tc
produce this picture, which the authors
Imagination invented.
The Oroville weekly gazette. [volume] (Oroville, Wash.) 1905-19??, 1910-01-07
Weather Forecss SITS.

The first attempt ut scientific fore
casting of the weather was the result
of a storm which during the Crimean
war. Nov. II, 1851, almost destroyed
the fleets of France and England. AS
a storm had ragged several days earlier
in France, Valiant, the French min
lister of war, directed that investiga-
tons be made to see if the two storms
were the same and if the progress Of
the disturbances could have been fore
told 1t was demonstrated that tho
two were in reality one storm and that
its path could have been ascertained
and the fleet forcwarned in ample time
to reach safety.
The Oroville weekly gazette. [volume] (Oroville, Wash.) 1905-19??, 1910-01-07
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

I y the superior Court OF Okanogan county.
L state OF Washington.
In the matter of the estate of Edward New
man, Sr.. deceased.
Notice is hereby given that on November %
lM9,the undersigned was duly and regularly APP
pointed by the above entitled court as admins
traitor of the estate OF Edward Newman, ST., de-
ceased and all persons having claims against
saLn estate will present the same TO me in le-
gal form Wflhffr ofoe~tea.c from the date of the
first pu blication of this notice at my Office t
oroville, Okanogan county, Washington, or
the same will be 70 ever barred.
j. +. SAMSON
Administrator of aid estate
Date of first publication December 3. 1909
Date of last publication December ST. 1909
The Oroville weekly gazette. [volume] (Oroville, Wash.) 1905-19??, 1910-01-07
Lucky Will.

Amateur Actor (who has just con
cluded performance of the part of
Hamlet to friend who has been one
Of the audience)-Well, old fellow,
don't you feel inclined to congratulate
some one?
Friend-Indeed, do.
Amateur with vainglorious MEM
May so far infringe on modesty as to
ask his name?
Friend - Certainly. His name Is
Shakespeare, and l heartily congratu'
late him on his unavoidable absence.
The Oroville weekly gazette. [volume] (Oroville, Wash.) 1905-19??, 1910-01-07
A Bird of Paradise.

Four-year-old Frances is happy to be
allowed to attend Sunday school at
the graystone Episcopal church whose
spire is visible from her home. When
she returned after her first attendance
she was asked by a kindly caller,
''Where did you go this morning,
Frances?"
II don't know the name of the
church," she replied after little
thought, but it's the one with the
great long beak. "-EXchange.