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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-30

ayudarle 4 usted, mientras me que
de entendlmiento. No me 10 agradez
ca. SOY egoista, y no naber perdido
ell uso de mis- miembros, obrarla de
modo muv distinto. Restablecldo. le
habrla regalado q usted una alhala,
serla su amigo y me gra daria mueho
de veTle. pero estarla demaslado a
tareado con mi propia carrera para
ocuparme de la suya. Soy egolsta CO.
mo 10 son la mayoria de los afortuna-
dos. Nj propio egoismo me llga a US
ted. toda vez que los que haeen un
dios de 81 mismos gradecen los servl
cias rendidos en- SUI temple; pero pre-
elsa que seamos frances ante todo, y
no oerrennos el pacto que lie propon-
go, impulsadus por falsas impreslo-
nes Es un paeto, querldo Godofredo
que nos hgara con el sello de nues-
tros mtereses individuales \ que de-
bera cumpllrse en- espirltu y en- letra
y. 81 hemos de confiar el uno Ell el
otro, debemos tener fe mutua. Las
condlclones son ampllas, eXcepto en-
10 que Sc refere a Ia revelation de mi
eNlstencla, secreto que debe usted
guardian invlolable, y en- obedecer I'M
pllcltaemente mis- nstrucciOnes. NO
me mire usted con tanta serledad,
no ntento poner un punal en- sll ma
no, pldiendo que asesine i algun enc
mlgo. nj tengo Ia menor idea de pedlr
lc nada de 10 que un honhre, por vul
gar que sea no pueda hacer sin con-
trayenr las ordenanzas del Codlgo;
pero 81 neceslto que ataque usted
flertemente TN hombre. fuerte ten
dli que atacarle. Sera usted mi ayu
dante. y cuando le enyie a Ia lucha
espero que no buscara recursos pre-
tendiendo ser 5rbitro en- el asunto.
Siempre fui batallador. y usted. CO.
mo representante mio y mi apodera-
do. tendra que llevar mi bandera GU
yo lena es, sencillamente: Sin com
promise. La recompensa sera gran
de llegara Nd. d Ia Camara, y una
vez alli sublra muy alto. cosa que,
nueve hombres de cada dicz, no pue
den conseguir, por diestros Que sean.
Su amblclon no tendra que limitarse
encontrara usted el programa hecho
dlarlamente. Y sabra cuales son las
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-30
Sombreros japoneses,

FL conocido establecimiento de mo.
das Las Noyedades eetan recibiendo
va su esplendido surtido de, noveda
des para primavera de 1911 y resto
de la actual temporada defines de
1910. Ell mas atrayeDte e uh mag
nifco snrtido de sombreros estiios ia
pones, Ultima moda que hace furor
en- los centres de mods de Europa y
America. Cvalquier articulo de utl-
lidad, fantasia, ,adoInos. perfume
rias. ropa para senoraa sehoritss y
ninas y eaquisita cristaleria Sc hs
LA en- Ia celebrada tienda de, Ia ca
lie de San Francisco. Los sombre-
ros ia poneses son de verdadera Y
igurosa sctualidad. Vjsitad Las
Novedades" = os convencereis de que
ALI Sc encuentra de todo 10 que ell
buen gusto y ia fantasia han podi-
do idear. Fan Juan, Puerto Rico
San Francisco As.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-30

I alemprender el vlale. no sospecho S
qulera donde habia de terninarlo.
Precisamente aquella manana, e
reporter de un perlodico local que
hablendo le{do en- otro de Madrid Ia
notlcla de q. entire los herldos recogi-
dos en- q eonvento. hguraba un emf
nente politleo ingles. acudio a eer-
ciorarse cor ohjeto de tFansmltM te-
legramas a dlversas cnpitales de Eu-
! ropa. supo ali que habia muerto un
eaballero lngles y. sin pedir detalles
| al Verse chasqteado, do por supues-
to. sin Ia menor duaa. gu el notable
1 imISconsulto y disting9ldo mlembro
del Parlamento hrltanieo. era el QUE
hahla fallecldo. y regreso a su redac-
clon carlacontecido formuIando en-
el 1raveeto los teleglamas. Asi Sc es-
parcio por el mundo Ia noticia de que
Pablo Gastlneau habia fallecldo, CO.
1n1 Sc e,peraba, victima de la castas-
trofe.
Cuando Herrie I'd supo 10 ocurri-
do. qulso reetltlcar deshaciendo el
error. pero, con gran sorpresa suva,
eiastineu = opuso a clio
Deiad las cosas eomu estan -le
oldeno tanTo mas. cuanto que ape
mas pledv eonSidararse como eaui-
vocacion. feaiendo en- cuenta 10 que
era mi vida. eStoy muerto. an muer-
to como los que estan en- la tunba
Dejadlo asi, Heniard,y prometedme
que no deshaleis el error; va os dire
las razones que tengo para quererlo
asi.
Ante un deseo tan terminate. He
rriard no pldo negar Ia promesa. por
eXtrana QUE le pareciese. aunque, a
deer verdad, siendo miembro humil
de de la misma profession V conocien-
do va el car5cter de su amigo, COM
prendia que aquel homhre energlco
vamblcloso no podria soportar en- pll
blieo las ironias de su destino.
No Sc desmintio, pues. la noticia
del fallecmiento de Gastineau, Sc
pultado supuestamente en- una igno-
rada tumba espahola: y, como, por
otra parte. carecia de parlentes ale
gados que g tomaran 81 trabajo de
verlguar si la noticia era cierta. los
pocos primos lejanos que tenia, po-
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-30

sendas pehgrosas, cuales los abismos
/ que habra de seglir. Aunque sus
companeros troplecen, usted. con mi
direction, ira de exito en- exito. Tie
ne usted ante 81 un mundo que con-
quistar, mundo que. en- su mayoria
Sc compone de necios que solo
saben estorbar; pero tamblen tiene
genios intellgentes que Sc opondran
que usted avance. La conquista es
facil, pero, desgraciadamente, los
hombres suelen darse cuenta de clio
cuando son viejos para la lucha. Du
do de que usted pudiera veneer solo,
al menos mientras valga la pena de
conse guir Ia victoria; pero teniendo-
me a mi detras sera usted invencible
sPactamos9
| Ell contrato Sc llevo q cabo: tenia
ventaias demasiado seductoras para
ser rechazado, y aunque Ia moralidad
del caso desperto una debil pro-
tesla en- el amino de Herriard, quedo
ahogada por las sugestlones del men
| tor.
La falta de eyito suele ser mas irri
tante para la juventudd que el mis-
mo fracao, Herrriard, inteligente y
ambicioso ,veia como lie adelantaban
otros, no mas diestros que el, pero 81
mas entremetidos 9 mas afortuna
dos. Eneontraba a su alcance el me-
dio de adelantar a sus rivales, y aun
que tenfa algo de pacto con ell diablo,
no ha bia NAL alguno en- clio ;Por que
privar a m homhre, postrado en- el
lecho, del ejercicio de sus facultades
mentales? sHabia, acaso, mas des-
honor en- ser su lnterprete que en- ser
su amanuense?
La extraha sociedad empez6 d fun
cionar, no tardando en- dar pruebas
de su eNlstencla; y cuantos flecuen-
tahan los espinosos y fructiferos cam
pos de Ia ley hablaron de Herriald co
mo de una esperanza de las mas Ill
songeras, no faltando quien.le augu
rase IN porvenlr muv alto, augurio
iustificado con una election que le
dio aslento en- la Camara esta victo-
ria debiose en- clerto modo, a una Sc
rie de dicursos mordaces { ingeniosos
que desbarataron q su adversario.
FL discurso de entrada fue otro ext
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-30

i bres todos. que jamas lograron acer-
carse a el, aceptaron Ia notlcia de su
muerte casi con el mismo lnteres que
el resto del mundo. sin considerarse
slqulera ofendldos cuando Sc hizo pu
bllco que habia dejado el usllfrueto
de sus bienes a su amigo Godofredo
Herrlard. Como nadle rebatio los eN-
tensos articulos necrologicos que pu-
bhcaton dlversos periodlcos, Ia mott
cia del falleeimiento quedo Official
mente conirmada.
Una vezdecidido 1 pasar por muer
to. Gatlneau medlto detenidanente
el plan que Sc prponia llevar a eabo
pertecclonandolo hasta en- sus memo
res detalles. La lalnpara seguiria bri-
llando con lgual lmpldez que de cos
tumhre IA mano contnuaria amea
nazando. IA sllenciosa VOC Sc olria a
trayes de otlns lablos Gastineau es-
tudlo a su amigo, ,comprendlendo que
lntellgente, ambnloso, cansado de
esperar, serv{a nara el fin que Sc pro
ponla. y annque era mas honrado de
10 neeesario, el plan contenia Ell 81
un elemento q. hahia de neutralizar
tai clrcunstanQia.
n dia asoInbro / Herriard ref
rlendole 10 que pensaba, que. por eN-
trano que fuese. era faetlble en- rea-
lldad. Nolverian seerctamente 4 Lon
ches y Gastmeau a sradecldo i los
servlclos que su ami 90 le ha bia pres
tado, le recompensal1a ponlendo a su
dlsposlclon los talentos que poseia, 4
fin de que saliera adelante en- su ca
rrera. Herlard sera. en- una palabra,
Ia boca que trasmltiera las ideas del
cerebro del lnvalido. 81 actor. Ia for
ma manifesto del genio invisible.
-Yo hare i ll.ted hombre, Godo-
fredo-exclamo, procurando desper-
tar el entulsiasmo dc sll preSunto dis
clpulo.-C .-Conqulstarse un nombre en-
ell Foro es juego de ninos: 81 vivo. lie
garantizo algo mas glorioso que la
fortuna, de Ia cual no deba usted O.
cuparse siquiea ,seguro de que, en-
nuestra profession. el eAito va STEM
pre- acompanado de los dorados sim
bolos. Nadie sabe donde podla listed
llegar con mi protection; no pudien-
do hacer NADIA por mi mismo. quiero
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-30

&c vends ara fnca de N ouarias
Ge eafs past1. en- pueblo te Moro
vis Para informs; diriyirss : Luis
Ge la Cruz Eonoe
Hotel America. Altos de la Mar
tar.ta.' de Lopez . FIraandes.
lieza Deli,ias. No 10.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-30
10 MEJ0R.

La jogeria Tinaud tiene ell
mejor surtldo de objetos de
arte y novedad para regaios.
Y esta constantemente recibien
do los ultimos modeios. 81 Vd.
desea compFar TN ooIeto de
verdadero gusto yea nuestro
surtido, en- etectos de plata de
ley, metal bianco. piateado y
crisfal tallado .Es:T:No tiene
uninmenso surtiio. esta casa
solo vende ar.icu!os EuEvos
todos garantizados. Especia.
lidades para Tegalos dc DC
das.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-30

- Ia espin1 tIor,aL !. nj
bentia dolores. nj casI e elaba euan-
ia del eytrano enfo1pecmieato de
Bus miemhros. como fampoeo de Ia
falta de fuerza muscular: pero. pasa-
Ila Ia violenela del golpe. desapare-
rio Ia penumbra letar2iea que le TO
heaba Y su laellte laeio con mas VI
Eor que de oostynbre.
FL fin vendra pronto. graclaS a
Dlos-murmuro para q E5ta e Ia
lucidez de Ia nuerte olala no tarde.
va que todo la ternlinado para mi
Rechlno los denfes; 81 tilosofla
contenia bastente elnlsmo: pero ha
bla aventurado tanto, Ia seguudad
de veneer halola sido tan absolute,
1ue no podia mirar con serenldad
guel terrible 6ontratlenlpo.
Lo inesperado de Ia cat4strofe le
ha bia hecho olvldar q motvo 1A III
vlaje, y, pensando de npeTo en- &,
ronslderando que era en- realltlad Ia
Eausa de su nallerte, Sc pfeganto 81
habfa justicia en- clio.
Entonces Sc dio cuenta lie que al
gllien le habla ba, pregantandole afec
tuosanente por su estado
In j6ven, de rodillas nnto el,
procuraba colocarle en- posleion mas
comoda, mediante el auXilio de una
Rlmohada. consolandole entrefanto'
con frsses de simpatia, Ira mo De 10
los viajeros, ingles tamblen, que ha-
biendo salido ileso, procuraha SOTO
rrer a Sus lntortunados companeros.
El primer impulse de Cast meau
fue de odio venvidia por aqllel joyen
vulgar, que, sin SCI nadle. habla que
dado ileso, mientras Il. trahaJador i'll
fatigable, con I'M nombrc cmlnente.
estaba inutilizado. Tan amarsa fllt
aouella retieNlon que apenaS 81 agra
deci6 el inteYes del deSeonoaldp. pre-
ti1ieado cue le ,lejaraa 500, I m de
morn en- paz. pen, como, g loven.
1eniendo. 4s.za- en- aenfa s4estado
de amino, no eie.l,tia ste einpresa.
Se capto. al fin, Ia gratltull del leslo-
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-30

En- esta imp renta Sc vende
papel de peri odicos vieios a
50 Quintal.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-30

La Caborrojena. De Penieuo Ba
rrio. Gale Marina nlimero 8 aim
de refrescos &c cana soda water, tint 5
dulces De- pa de todas elases. lia.
rina de cafe de ruimera salidad, sin
azticar nj otras sustancias, a 70 cen
tavos libra.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-30
CoNsULTOR1o DEL
Doctor Gonzalez Marines
SAN FRANCISCO %.

Al1OJ FhRMACIA COLON
Antique Consultorio Ordohe1
Tratamiento especial de las enferms-
cades de las Was Urinarias !
de la matriz.
Iaetica de toda clase de interya-
eiones auirirgicas, = principal.
mente de operaciones abdo-
minales.
Laioratorio de Bacterologfs y U
icgja clinicas. .Analisis microscj
,"pico y quimico de tejidos
y humores
uoa4, pr o,,e,r4 de- de- ! ! dsp. sp m
DIAs FEsTIvos- De 10 u a ID
Fin esta renta SO vondo
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-30

iDonde Vd. pueds encontrar las
mejores pinturas. aceite de inaza
Brochas y todo 10 que receste en-
este ramo os rrecios mas baratos y
en- oua'ouier cantidad'
! ues en- a acreditsda casa de co
nercio de Car os Espinet taae
Union y Victoria
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-30
D|RECT0R|o De PONCE

Or. A. Santaella. -Medico cirl-
jano 1elefono go, Gale Gle la
REM No. .. Consultas dc l q 5
p. m. Ponce
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-30
INABONA

TINTURA INDIANA
para el caaello y la bar1a.
sehor. cpor que Sc tortpr,
81 tlere I'd. ia TlNTURA,
tCon inquietarse que gana
Fuoiendo comprar la INDIANA,
:Quien aquf desazona
Existiendo Ia lNABONA,
yano hay ninguna persona
Que no pudiendo p antarss.
No use, para remozarse,
llNIURA INDIANA INABONA
Consigala en- las Farmacias
Y nos dara I'd. las gracias -.
lnabona Indian Tincture Compa-
LnSc. CAPITAL 100000. Allen Al
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-30

Gas0lina. Aoeite, Grasa v Efe,
tos rara AUTOMOBILES. Blclcletas
Aecesorios de todas clases hay
de venta eonstsntemsnts en- IL
AGENCIA Dc BraDti.
Teiefono NJ. 9. +. .. Box 81.
IIaza PGnclpu .. lAj1 del Con-
sis,nrio.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-01

been placed in his left eyez@ He win
learn that the game was liked" and
that the prizes have been taken by
a few who were in on the fixing, He
will go home with a dark brown
taste in his mouth.
The f%orlornness of the COW county
candidate who thinks he can come
down to the assembly and get a fat
job is one of the gaieties of this assem-
bly, business" says the Oregon Jour
nal. when it is all over and the in
side managers have all the pie, he
will go home with thai tired feeling
that is always the lot of the penitent
and plucked. After he has long rumi-
mated in vain on how it was done, it
will slowly dawn on him that the
only use there was for an assembly
was to fix the ticket, and that if
there wasn't to be n fixing" then
what was the use of an assembly?
"And, as he tries to forget his late
dreams of a public career with a big
salary and his applauding country
men; and as he YEARLY and with
many a sigh reaches out to take up
again the dull routine of private life,
he will then remember the signifi-
cant remark of the up state assem-
BLYTHE. What in HI is the use OF
holding an assembly If we cannot
handle it?" Then this poor but
beautifully sheared lamb of politics
will see a great light, this gold brick
ed Victim of the old, old convention
game will realize that the Portland
machine with it's Coxey's army and pie
hunters and soft snap snatchers hat
things fixed all the time, and that
in his late aspirations, he had abou'
as much chance for survival as {
SNOWFALL in Sahara"
The moral is this. if you want t.
secure an office go out and run for /
under the open primary; don't try thu
assembly game. Yap will find it
poor gamble.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-01
BIBLE THE BEST SELLER.

The sale of the average popular
book usually shrinks within a ear.
Few works of science, particularly in
this day of eager research and start
ling discovery, have permanent value.
A medical textbook of two decades
ago is absolutely valueless save as a
literary curiosity. But there is one
book that always sells, and of which
a single publication house in New
York has actually issued over eighty
million copies. That. Of course, is the
Bible.
Mr.. Day Allen Wiley. in saying that
it is absolutely true hat in America
the yearly sales of the Scriptures
are still more than those of the lead
ing book of fiction, has just explain
ed hat only a comparatively few cop
les ever reach the book stores; most
of them go direct from the bindery
to men and women who make their
living carrying them from house to
house in city. village and country
The publication house referred to, ii
Is almost needless to say. is the ia
NOUS Bible House, which continues
to issue books at the rate of oven a
million a year.
1t is interesting to learn that they
are printed in over fifty languages
ranging from Araphahoe to Visayan
although including the foreign sta
tons of the society, which was found
ed nearly a century ago, the whole oil
some portion of the Bible is printed
in about four hundred tongues.
These books, it will be understood
are really sold, and it may doubtless
crafty many Christians in his com
monwealth to learn that, New York
aside, it has been purchasing more
than any one other state in the Union
In 1907, for instance. 10000 went tC
Massachusetts, 10000 to California
los. 900 to Illinois. $4,000 to Pennsyl-
vania. Mr.. Wiley says that most o.
the books sen to this state were
wanted in the mining and manufac.
turing districts, and he adds: "Al'
though the society has sent Bibles t.
Pennsylvania for over a half century
the sales have been increasing
Philadelphia Press.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-01
1T Is \ GOOD LAW.
" 4

Some newspapers of the state seem
t0 be sorely alarmed because it has
been discovered that under the COR
rrpt practices act all political matter
for which newspapers receive pay
must be plainly labelled as paid ad-
vertising and must be signed by some
responsible party.
Section SO of the act provides: mo
publisher of a newspaper or other
periodical shall insert either in its
advertising or reading columns any
paid matter which is designed or
tends to aid, injure. or defeat any
candidate or political party or or
ganization, or measure before the peo-
pie, unless it is stated therein that 1t
is a paid advertisement, with the
name of the chairman or secretary.
or the names of other officers of the
political party or other organization
inserting the same, or the name of
some voter who is responsible there
for, with his residence n street
number thereof if any, appear in
such advertisement in the nature of
a Signature
In the view Of the East O%regonian
this is a proper provision and this pa
per fails to see why publishers should
object to the law. 1t does not abridge
the freedom of the press as some
maintain. Under the law newspap-
ers are free to advocate the adoption
of such measures n the election of
such candidates as they see fit. The
law merely requires that when politi-
cal articles are paid for such fact
must be made known. 1t is only right
that his should be made known.
The East Oregonian for one will
be very glad to comply with the law.
AL political matter for which pay is
received will be marked as paid ad-
v~ertising." AS a matter Of fact this
paper had decided to adopt this rule
eve before attention was called to
the requirement Of the law. This
paper has no secrets to conceal from
the public. 1t desires that people
should be able to distinguish adver-
Using matter from regular news mat
ter and editorial expressions. The
advertising space Of the East Ore.
gonian is always for sale to legitimate
patrons. The editorial influence o.
the paper is not for sale.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-01
NUBBINS OF FACT.

Crime in the United Kingdom costs
the state about O,O0O,O 200 a year.
The Gospel is preached in 80 differ
ent languages in the United States.
1t is computed that 81 people die
and 20 are born every minute.
A cluster of rods replaces the fa-
miliar mantle in a new English mean
descent gaslight.
All Owe Europe farmers associa-
tons exist for the handling of farm
products commercially.
The average weekly income of what
is known as "a poor family in New
York City is $11S 30. and the families
average five and two-fifths persons.
\ Minnesota inventor has been
granted a patent on a cash register
that carries a photograph to an
nounce the figures indicated when the
keys are pressed.
At the present rate of growth the
borough of Brooklyn, with its popula-
ton of about 1.240, 600, will have a
| population of 100000 in 20 years
from nov
A one-half horsepower electric
motor, driven by a lighting current
and directly connected with an air
pump, is a new convenience for in
flating automobile tires.
4 putty knife, with a reservoir in
J the handle, from which putty can be
squeezed by pressing a button. has
been invented as a time-saver for
GLACIERS by a Minnesota man.
To keep the rivers of the country
free from snags and other impedi.
ments to navigation, the government
maintains a fleet of 80 steamboat.
and spends $500, 600 a year.
Some modern artists claim, con.
trary to general belief, hat the. pref
tiest sunset %colorings are to be seer
in the cities, owing to the dust in the
air. The open, country, however, af'
fords the greatest sweep of the sky
Even Solomon with all his wisdom
| made some mistakes
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-01
is II A SCHEME?

What is back of the controversy be-
tween the coal miners and operators?
1t is announced that 100000 miners
in u states have ceased work" pend
ing a settlement of a wage dispute.
The tenor of statements issued by
leaders on both sides of the contro-
versy indicate that there are no seri-
Gus differences between the employ
ers and their men. All say that the
disputes will be adjusted. The whole
affair looks like a scheme wherein
someone expects to make some money
handling the available supply of coal.
IF such is the case those who are en-
sineering the deal are playing with
fire"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-01
\ CROOKED GAME.

In many ways the assembly scheme
is like a lottery. There are some
prizes that will be given out and the
game is being loudly touted by its
promoters. To the uninitiated 1t looks
good. Someone is going to draw a
nomination and IT will be me because
Il / am a very distinguished man.
things the ambitious would-be poll
ticlan. He is encouraged by the touts
TO take this view of the matter.
But when the time comes Mr.. Am.
ateur Politician will find that all he
knew about the affair could have
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-01
A BIG CONTRACT.

Winston Churchill, the novelist de-
scribed at a dinner in New York the
difference between romanticism and
realism in fiction:
ITO make m meaning clearer" he
ended, Il will take the case of a young
man and girl-sweethearts. The
young man, a romanticist, said pas
sionately to the girl:
Darling, it shall be my life's one
purpose to surround you with every
comfort, and to anticipate and grant
your every wish
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-01

Dear ne. Tommy" remarked the
young man who had been calling five
years, this is a fine thick rug in front
of the sofa"
Yes, pa gave it to Sis" confided
Tommy.
Very nice Of him, I am sure"
Yes; he did it IN your account,
though"
MY account"
81 should say 50. Pa said he was
afraid you were getting cold feet
and-'&
But just then a small boy was
grabbed by a blushing young lady and
locked in the basement.-Chicago
News.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-01
POLITICS is POLITICS.

Student of politics at public house)
And what be RELY this yere coali-
ton they do be tarking about?
Oldest Living Local Authority
Well, it's like this: Some parties say
this, an some says that, an t'other.
But what, / says, there's no knowing
nor no telling, an mark my words, I
hain't fur wrong.-Punch.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-04-01
ANOTHER GOOD BUY

1910 acres all fenced. good new
posts, 500 acres in grain, ESQ ceres Of
alfalfa land mostly set, will cut $50
tons of alfalfa this year. a stream Of
water runs through which furnishes
plenty Of water for irrigating, good
concrete dams and bitches, good
buildings, lots Of fruit trees and ber-
ries. This is an ideal place for feed
ing stock for the market. A railroad
runs right through the middle OF II.
You can buy this fine ranch for 49,
900. E. T. WADE,
Office in American Nat. Bank Bid.
P~esdIeton, Ore.