El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-01-10

Il believe the article mentions the
replies
i love my husband, but. oh. YOU
piper laughs Son -If little wife could
nestle up against a meerschaum, which
That salary would permit. Barren Island
would be like summer resort To her.
need the money, but nix on brand
OF tobacco that would call out the
fire department.
Naturally some luxuries would have
to be dispensed with on a small salarV
one would be thrifty Such self-de-
NAL. however, would strengthen q mans
character, the better fitting him to fight
the battle of life
I started TO save cigaret counon.
once to get a grand piano." says Son.
out when 1 found IL would only take
me little over 800 years 70 land the
prize L passed the buck That sort Of
discouraged me on the saving stunt.
oeheVe it's a good thing for a married
man. He's got to have If he wants 70
ger enough together to pay the rent
and the instruments on mis- furniture.-
good wife often helps a man to
save up against that rainy day that
always comes along sooner or later"
advises Father
Yes, and when sloppy weather hsts
the town she puts on a rainy day skirt
ana goes out and blows in the cush." Is
sons cynical comment on the noatrt-
monial proposition.
Both husbands and wives must ha
thriftiiy inclined If they would reach
the top Of the ladder OF success" warns
Father i-'s
If you can tie up a combination IKE
mat once in million years, Dad. you
IA
know there are lots of stories :,
books how Hank Jones and Retsv b,.
good wife, plugged the game for 50
years 10 raise the mortgage on the OLD
homestead, only to have the house fan
down, but that's bum dope.
L also know a bunch Of married rne-
ana II any one Of EN- lays by few
bones with his weather eve on the IN
rure, his better half viii pry II out Of
MS clothes when he's asleep at tbe
switch and squander ii on glad RAGS
On the other hand, II a gsnk has a VIE
VINO made note Of what Ben Frank
I'm wrote in the copybook and tries TO
save her pennies, he'll be sure m RIM
shy q I've spot every rent dav Tna1
she'll have to use the axe on bsbvs,
bank or decide it's cheaper TO NOV.
than pay rent"
II neither husband nor wife Laws nv
IN store Tor old aage. and they have \,
chlidren TO support them. their Ax-sr-
ence is apt TO become a precarious on.
IN their latter days. Father suppas+s
Its over the hills to the poorbonS-
Tor theirs. all right with or witbo.,t
Kids declares Son. unless they've o-o-
a bundle Of the long green to flash o.
the landlord Nix on the LOVING 49,,
dren when it comes to COUGHING nm -.
Gough TO support their parents Tba,
KIND doesn't grow IN New YORK aa+s
and | notice that the woods aren't -
hulI OF them as they used to be-
w nat better argument can tbs vor--
want than that to saver" asks Fatbo-
You can argue your law o,,t :.
Place, but that won't make anvh,,,,,-
start bank account" Son ans,ra,-s
unless he's gone broke often ano,,-- :,
20 know that eating in beanerv thre :
times day is better than NOT ao+f1-
at an Missing few meals in IS
IS the best savings bank tin chs.
can nave, concludes Son as he beo.5s
for the theater. "e1uS
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