The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-29

What else can . person do but hob
ble In q hobble skirt
A race of queeless Cinnamon II .
possibility in the near future.
Don't anybody say a word about the
weather. Might break the spell.
Awaiting continues to be dangerous
enough to make It very interesting.
Looks as though this fall was going
TO be one grand aeroplane-automobils
feast.
The woman who took an oath and
swooned apparently realised its re-
sponsibility.
Fall football practise begins with .
eresh supply OF collar bones all ready
70 be broken.
You are not compelled to weep when
you read of an accident to the wearer
q . hobble skirt.
Esperanto has no cuss words. It's
necessary to explain this because It
sounds SO peculiar.
The fact that the champagne vint-
ago IL 4 failure will not affect the
business of the rathskeller.
Science has received . remarkable
impetus. An African professor has
learned to talk the ape language.
we'll may or may not please the man
who eats prepared breakfast foods.
Aviators are flying high. but the
morning stars will continue to sing
together without fear Of interruption.
The headline suggestion that "A ro-
nance ends at altar" is hardly COM
plimentary. although many Of them do.
A baby has been born on Fifth
avenue. New York. Tho very latest
fashion in babies 10 understood to be
pink
II II takes $4,000 to make . good
dresser. many = would-be fashion plate
may ~ we'll throw up his hands In
failure.
We suspect that the pantaloon trust
y behind that movement urging young
men to get on their knees when pro-
posinE.
Somebody has found how to convert
copper into iron. This may help to re-
duce the immense piles Of copper that
are scattered around.
Another sad blow to the English.
An American In q French machine
achieved the worlds record for alti.
tude. and right on English soil. too.
Tho crown prince Of Germany has
been made 4 rector magnificentissi-
weight he's the prince OF burden bear
ers.
II Is reported that there Is . scarcity
OF chorus girls In New York. This be-
ing the case. there must also be q
scarcity Of Pittsburg millionairss In
New York.
Britain's most powerful battleship
ehe Orion. which has Just been
launched. can do everything except
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craft that cannot do anything else.
Minneapolis has authorized It's parl
Volicemen to spank mashers. The fact
that they are also empowered to mrs,
club them into q receptive mood makei
this innovation all the more pleasing
Probably you have noticed the sin
vular habit a brass band has Of finish
ing Its selection and stopping 1T
playing at the exact moment whei
you become interested and begin Il
listen.
A couple were followed by a crowt
IN the streets OF New York and wers
received in state at the city hall b!
tho acting mayor. their claim to thi'
distinction and popular curiosity be
ting that they had walked from Kansal
City. But in these days OF motor
boating automobiling. aviation ant
general trolley-riding the man o
woman who walks from choice is I
curiosity.
Diplomats in Washington being I'm
mune from arrest, the capital is nov
torn UP over question whether tn
local authorities can compel a foreigl
attache to muzzle his dog. Fancy a
international complication arising fror
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