Arizona republican., 1910-05-09
As Told By the Stars.


 the stars say. we guess nobody does l Like life itself, the professors pro-
 phesy is made up of good and bad a streak of fat and q streak of lean. as it were-and as he seems to think | that the people of Arizona ought to
 know what will happen during the ] month, it would be quite disobliging of us were we to overlook passing the information along.
 In the early part of the month. thanks to the new moon and the for tunate position of Jupiter. the pro- ty well in this country. That is to say. the "postoffice departments and railroads will do a thriving business, and some great improvements will oc- cur in the postal servIce." Inasmuch as this is the season in which the postoffice department is weighing the mail that is carried by the railways, for the purpose of fixing the com pensation of the carriers for another year. and inasmuch as the mails just now are freightcd with some hundreds of tons of government documents sent out by congressman, it had occurred tv us. prior to the receipt of the pro- fessor's letter. that the railways and the department would be doing thriving business" about this time.
 In view of the complicated situation in congress. President Taft, we are sure. vii be glad to learn that much benefit is indicated to occur in the cabinet of President Taft. and Uncle Sam will profit through the plans. secrets and so forth of his eneimes." We had begun to fear that President Taft would find it necessary to whack insurgents and standpatters impar- tially with the big stick. but it is all the better if the stars will do the job for him.
 Later in the month trouble is to come; there will be trouble in the cabinet: there is danger tha. mem Der will pass away. Also. Dncl. Sam is cautioned to guard we'll his plans and secrets. or such will be- come exposed to foreign powers. and he must guard against spies
 Fires are to occur in theaters and public places of amusement. and the professor foresees serious financial difficulties in the country. especially in Wall street. and there will be Y -a'V losses Fortunately. however, while the evil planet Saturn will pay havoc with the stock market, the good planet Venus vii appear in time to saw, tn. situation which. according to the signifies that some prom'- nent female financier will come to the rescue, mitigate the financial panic and save the day" We take 1t that Mrs. Hetty Green is thus indi- cated. and if the stars force that thrifty lady to come to anybodys rescue. Wall street brokers will bless the stars indeed.
 Notwithstanding the panic. it will be d good time for farmers and own CTS of real estate. we are told. WIG therefore look for no halt in the | steadily upward advance of Salt River | Valley and Phoenix real estate.
 Abroad. there will be trouble aInonS | our soldiers and our diplomats. The I professor fears an uprising in the 
 The professor makes the sta tline revelation that around the iatt' part of this month much trouble is indicated to occur to ex-President and he should guard against peculiar accidents or troubles Q his knees. public enemies. quarrels, egaI troubles. reverses. much trouble IT loss through the fair sex; he should llso guard against fanatics, if not iome serious or fatal accident or rouble on the water. and trouble to lis eyes or teeth" Certainly this is ! cargo of trouble for our good ex- president. for sure. It is rather un- ortunate that the professor was ap- ,arentIy too much excited by this tory from the stars to write clearly f Mir Roosevelt is to experience troubles to his knees,, public ene- nies. ets.." he will find compensation n witnessing trouble to his enemies-f nd it won't be novel experience. ither. II The professor advises that through ut May much trouble is indicated Q occur to the king of England, the ing of Italy. the emperor of Germany. gar of Russia and the king of 'pain"-the latter being in great anger of losing his life. Sundry volcanoes are to burst forth, nd there are to be destructive earth uakes. Great fires and epidemics in 1 various parts of the world are to
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