The weekly true Democrat., 1910-05-06
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90 C0ngreSS.


Have "IUu BO5ss seen iti Its e.
cute as q mule."
"YOu Boys" Il all an afectionhte 81.
tioneering expreesion.)
Farmer" would have yOu think t1el
20 one ever pulled = bell-cord over =
Balaam except himself and -taEue
Mays.
He Is 80 earnest and eloquent arl
OBVIOUS about it--toO pathetic ana
fearful In fact--that the reader g irl
Bigtibly led 10 the conclusion that STAR
mer" and Mr. Mays are one and the
same person.
He tells "You Boys" prOudly--Ohi
30 proudly-hOw the youthful Dannilio
pulled the lines over a mules back,
and he fairly slops over and howls when
he remembers the 'callouges" IN little
DannitteD hands Mister, what's cal
lOuses, nOhOwY)
But hold upl Wait a minutel Light
and look at your saddle Who "a THIS
other "pIers PlowmanF' "WhOa, Janu-
ary! Cit up Beck, dod-gast 20 thick
hide aud short recOllectiOnl You mind
me Of a politicianl Wop! Wopl Gee.
there, then
Wen, II Il amt OI dCOopl Yea its
J. F. G., sho's you born. LIKE Dannitte.
he's got the "call5useR - but unlike Dan
Mite, hes got no "Rallugea.' The new-
ground was fun Of roots and old Beck
snatched the "galluges" on of him when
he walloped her from the names back.
Hadn't heard about that, had yOt, AR
Political "FaFmerT Wei. it's "a. ann
an be proved By the welts on old Beck'e
tanks.
Our Agricultural Adviser goes on O
say 10 "You Boys" Now, didn't use
20 be a very WARM Mays Man I folt
az ~ be had triad several tiues ana
co0ldn't win" Yes, all 0f rUa hqy1
the old farmera,. remembers THAT
and expect 10 pcmembeP 4 sons moro
on the 10th Of May. On that oay the
'tni0Wb0y WIN BO1lBIgA Ard fplb4 hln
weary way" It's back 10 the farm or
Dannittel Back 10 the Farm" meaua
back % the palace az Monticello.
And you didn't use to be q vegy
WARM Mays ManT Pray, tell ~
what raised your tempeFaturel Bineo
you have burst 10 bu0yantly into print
e0uidn't you 90 on 30 the end Of the
row and tell us what WARNED" youf
You DO talk like man who n feverish
and q LITTLE OUT or HIS HEAD.
A mays" -ingly dellriOus, we'd say,
And you Ray, "HE got nearly fyo
hundred thousand dollars for water
wuysY' on, no, HE didn't "Figgers
don't lie.' but some politicians cut q
mighty sorry figger."
But Friend Farmer" you must not
forget that we ''wOOl-hat-bOya" know q
thing or two about cheap politics"
TOOby-sh0 1--WE BOya' are onto the
fellow who pulls on bis white Kid gloves
10 sign his name FARMER" ia box-car
letters. we've been % mill several
times, aud we've got our eyes skinned
on the miller. Gaze fOndly into our
peppers" aud see II you discover any
thing an green rs the old Hawkins"
corn that Daunitte used 20 plOw before
you got 10 WARM FOR him. "WE
BOYS" are fooled eome-but not much,
any. in fact scarcely none az all hard
y 10 speak of. even a little BIC, neverthe-
less, Notwithstanding, however et cetera
but we still know blind bride from
A political collar. Don't try 10 put q
pl0w-beam IN our eye. for "the CALLED
Jade winces" and balka In the trnces Of
the heavy load that FARMER" ~ try
ing to make him pull.
1--WE Boys" are thoroughly acquaint-
ed With Farmer" VOx Populi, Veritah,
Pro PuhlicO, BOno, Your Hu.sbie Scrv-
ant, Sic Semper Tyrannis, Pons Aain0-
rum, y Pluribus Unum. Fond Mater,
Hux vOmica, Happy Hooligan, Yours
for Revenue Only, and the rea. 0l
that Interesting family % PATRIOTS
who throw spasms Into printers IA
lust before election day.
HEE HAW MAUD.
There was a young Farmer" named
Or AZ least, % arherm0meteTr aaya
But he swapped be "calloos'
FOr q l0rdly 'pallus'
And his plOw.mule lOnesomely brays
Rut Grieen aatrida Of Ola Beck,
II giving him hunhel Cor peck
she's hitting the grit
Iickety-spllt
And wins By a length and E neck.
m aFasner" a not aetitlons,
II certainly n suspicious;
lie Rot 70 "W-A-R-19f
That he legt the farm
10 dabble IN political issues.
If "RAHl1N8r a. a farmer, then W.
Don't knoN tha di0erolce belWeau 8
-bnll-tongne3 ocoolef and 3 ellk
touE 'n,n4
pHG. Hooroa 20 Cares
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