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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-08
Thanksgiving Observations by the
Office Cat.

Notice that the sntire ticket ad
yoeated By the Daily Thing was
olectedf
Most people save all plugged
nick0ia for the street car con
duetor.
It's no disgrace for a married
man 10 be baldheaded.
II the clerk Of a street car is a
conductor, IL the motorman a non
CONDUCTOR
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-08

The Bpook gown Is the latest do
vice OF the devil aud the dress
maker. You wind your wife up In
about 10 yards Of sash. Must be
funny 20 see her go bobbin' down
tho street Ia an effort 10 walk.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-08

once again has n been proved
that condolences are the most re
maTkable things In the world. This
time It was In the court of Judge
Roaalsky In general sessions. John
Bauer. one-legged tailor. pleaded
guilty TO having passed worth
less check on a Harlem saloon
keeper The check was signed
'taadoro Wasservogel."
How did you come 70 aign lisa
dore Wasseryogelp asked the
Judge Y
Il Just used the first name I
thought Of" answered Bauer.
Then" said the magistrate,
permit me 10 introduce YOU 20 Mr..
lsadore Wasseryogel. assistant dis.
trict attorney"
Wasservogel. who was sitting in
the court room, took look at
Bauer. and could not remember
ever having known or seen him.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-08

PACKAGE FREIGHT
ny FRED acHAEFER

"whon people go git n little
money. they Jest begin TO realize
how little IL 49,"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-08
oAMEs ron Thanksgiving.
kssmoodie

Carefully select six hand picked
beans Soak them in best quality
water. slightly diluted with soap
n the beans swell up, you win.
BublumIink.
Decorate your left hand with one
large market basket. Conceal one
go bill. medium size. In your right
hand pants pocket Give this go
bill In exchange for ons turkey. a
few vegetables aud a can Of beans.
Return home and complain bitterly
Of tho increased cost Of living. n
Aldrlch givos a ~ you cop the
prize
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-08

whistle when the world goes
wrong" sings a ready-advice poet
lie should MARBLE II % the Boston
man who has Just boen given seven
months IN jail for stealing a whistle.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-08

Overheard In n sidewalk CONVEX.
sation. "Whur wuHh you las
nlght7" WIN some erudite reader
please explain what language
this Isl
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-08

The rye crop Of tho United States
amounted thls year 20 $4,000. 900
bushels.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-08
DOES A COLLEGE
EDUCATION .,

1906.
Percy Biz,
ION TOP ros =
bleaeherlf
tusk. old hrs.
Eat en- alive
Hold 'em. ~
Sity hold enl
1915
Pereival Bin
m DIT H.,
Huek. y0u'u 4
minutes fats
II you cant ~
his office ssw
out earlier h.,
Ibis. ! guess b.
y o o m erlini
y a faeturn
20 can ~. !,
good .. man W.
will"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-08

The toughest saloon ! ever heard
Of was 20 tough the proprietor was
afraid 20 go into Il himself
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-08

Rock Island mayor publicly kissed
burlesquo actress who was sing.
Ing. Has Anybody Got a kiss %
Sparef" iIo must have a lot Of
votes 20 spare.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-08

Cnvallert hove IN view.
And then her glory burst:
She might have copied King
Manuel too.
But Caby saw him first.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-11-08

Benighted Mexico never gets any
work done because IL has 1866 holt
days hut never mind. the United
States II catching up.
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
DEATHS AND
FUNERALS
SANFORD BINGHAM.

Impressive funeral services for The
late Sanford Bingham, the prominent
and highly respected resident OF RiV-
erdale who died a few days ago, were
held at the ogden tabernacle at
o'clock yesterday afternoon. The spa
cious tabernacle was completely filled
by great concourse Of sorrowing rel"
at,Ves and friends who assembled to
pay last tribute or respect to the
memory of the departed. President
John Watson officiated at the services.
There was an extensive program of
appropriate music. Among the selec-
tions were the following solos: "Oh,
My Father" by Miss Myrtle Balm
ger: mot Half Has Ever Been Told"
H. G.. Chlds, May / Ever BE Close
Some Sweet Day." by Mrs. Mary Far
ley.
The speakers at the services were
President C. F Middleton. Patriarch
George w. Larkin, John Childs. JOS
eph Parry, Jesse A. Childs and Presi
dent L. w Shurtliff All eulogized the
life of the deceased, referring TO his
many sterling qualities and great
strength OF character, both in church
and private affairs. They also spoke
of his commeHdable life service in the
building up OF both the church and
the state.
The funeral cortege which followed
the remains to the Ogden city ceme-
terry was one OF the largest ever seen
in the city, the Line OF vehicles being
more than a half mile in length The
grave was dedicated by e. A. Larkin
and was banked with a profu5ion OF
beautiful floral offerings
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
JUST BEFORE SPRING.

Il the thought of the winter coming with its dark
days, said of a lunch counter.
well" said the other winters coming the advent of
spring myself think the bamy days just ahead rather
than dwell the of today You is the point of
every the clouds roll away and there sunshine So
Following the stormy period there must be
enjoyable in fact these contrasts make time and
days fall delightful If all
less summer would weary of the monotony.
who live southern central California enjoy moth
ing much and those who have lived in colder
climates long the nvigoatng bracng day when
mercury hugs close to the point
health and happiness there nothing better than the slim
uang Utah. where cold pene
trang life other than enjoyable where
rejuvenates.
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
ATTRACTIVE new BILL
At ORPHEOM SUNDAY

IA show worth double the money
IS the way the management announces
tho new bill that opens for the week
at the OrDheum tomorrow night IL
certainly has the looks OF being one
of these sparkling programs, bubble
Ing over with fun and good things.
The large Sunday night audience will
sure get the treat of the season when
the curtain goes up tomorrow night
The Neapolitans. is trio CT grand
onera sololsts. the Misses Estclle
Ward and Marion Littleneld and Sig.
Francesca Manetta. Miss Ware is
colorature soprano Of splendid range
and quality, and Miss LittleNeld
contralto who has attracted wide at
tention in eastern operate circles,
while Sig. Manetta is tenor of unus-
ual ability. The three render popular
classics ranging from the Barcarolle
from Tales OF Hoffman 10 Anchfs
"Neapolitan Serenade" and potpourrl
of Neapolitan Folk Songs.
Louise Meyers, Mildred warren and
Bert Lyon. clever trio OF mus'cal
comedy players, will present next week
al the Orpheum one-act comedy
sketch called "A Little Of Everything
The story of the little comedy serves
to introduce an assortment oil sing
ing ana dancing novelties. The dane
Ing OF Mss Meyers as the maid Is
distinct feature OF this lively onering,
while Miss Warren as the prima don
M, and Mr.. Lyon as a former sweet
heart of hers, arc particularly good
The Joseph Adelmann Family, a
trouple OF musicians recently arrived
from Europe, Will furnish a pleasing
musical feature. The act is divided
into two parts, the first being musical
scenes from old Nuremberg, during
which they play upon number of chill
dren's instruments, while the second
part is a revelation in xylophone play
ing. Mile. Adelmann. appearing with
the act. Is most chic as The Little
Drummer.
Swor and Mack arc a couple OF clev,
er imitators of the Southern negro
whose realistic imitation Of that char
acter. new songs and witty dialect,
form a pleasing and laughable offer
Ing.
Neuss and Eldred have something
really new to offer In the acro5ahc
line. Their act Is entitled THE iAP'
HANK NATIONAL GUARDSMAN,
which Is laugh from start to finish
Seated calmly in a miniature aero
plane, which might be a pocket edl
tion of Curtiss' famous machine, one
of the military heroes gets everyone
laughing by the amusing way in which
he scars across the stage for his en-
trance. This is followed by equally
! funny and original stunts on the part
of the two Soldiers" that tend tc
| give a pleasing close 10 an altogether
| entertaining act
The Balzars. comedy conjurers, who
| came direct from London's big play
house. the Hippodrome, do myStca
and mystifylng things for laughing pull
poses only. and while many of theil
manipulations are sklllfully devised
there Is always surprising expose a
the end to amusc the audience. Thii
act plays America for twenty week
only. exclusively in Orpheum theatres
after which they return to Europe t
play a two weeks contract on the con
| tinent
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
PWORTH LEAGUE
ENTERTAINS BOYS

Attired in clothes which were indi-
cative oil near-pOyerty, more than 100
people, members OF the Methodist
church and the recently formed d. o.
r. club assembled at the church par
lorS last evening as the guests of the
Young ladies of the Epworth League
It was hard times social and any
thing in the costume line which eX-
oeeded gingham and oyerallS was pun
ishable by fine.
Some OF the costumes had evidently
been resurrected from the rag bag and
others reflected poverty OF a higher
plane. One of the most appropriate
costumes was worn by Mrs. Georee
Craig. who appeared as Mrs. Wigs
of the Cabbage Patch" In spite of
the warning issued by the committee,
some Of the guests appeared in their
Sunday" clothes and were promptly
fined
The evening was spent In playing
games. among which was indoor foot
ball. There were also various athletic
contests, which included a tug Of war
relay race and high jump for dough
nuts. There were also several musical
selections, Miss Meisner contributing
to the program with several plano
solos.
Refreshments OF lemonade and crul-
lers were served. the lemonade being
served In tin cups from Il large tin
pan which served as a punch bowl
The young ladies Of the league proved
themselves capable entertainers, and
the arrangement committee, headed
by Miss Irene Griffin, was especially
praised.
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
WEBER CLUB COMMITTEE.

investigation of coal prices and tracing
exobnt charges for fuel should proceed
entirely the proposed investigation Salt Lake be-
the Salt Lake Herad loud sounding
fight pushed final conclusion but has for
It's object politics. profit and power
The committee by the club excellent The
they capable probing to the bottom for facts
They start and go through the
demanding know why coal selling Ogden high
$3.50 a
The the mine operators the railroads and the local coal
should be given opportunity explain After those
obtained then the Weber club should be
position fix responsibility for the advance the price Of coal
from $3.50 few years to $3.50 today.
With the legislature about this is excellent time
for relief
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
SALESNEN GIVE
DANCING PARTY

The Congress Dancing Academy was
the scene OF the third successive dane.
inS party last night when the mem.
bers OF Ogden council No. 24S, United
Commercial Travellers. entertained
their ladies and also 90 members of
Salt Lake council No. 81 and thoir
ladies'.
There We're about 200 pres
ent and the informal program of popu
lar dances was greatly enjoyed by all
Ihe following members of the Ogden
council composed the ARRANGEMENTS
committee Frank ~. Rose, George
Knaess. Otto A BuchJost, ] w. Myers
and n a. Cay, The Salt Lake guests
returned to their homes on a special
Bamberger train leaving this city at
1880 o'clock
This was not the annual ball of the
United Commercial Travellers, as the
yearly event does not take place until
holiday week.
But one regret was in the minds
OF those in attendance az the social
mop, as they emerged from the Con
Gress Academy Into the midst of the
beautiful snow storm o fast evening.
and that regret was in the fact that
these memorable occasions are too far
apart.
The elimination of the customary
printed program added materially TO
the informality OF the affair and all
OF the select crowd, which numbered
over 100 couples, enjoyed their full
snare OF the evenings pleasure.
choice program of musical num-
DerS were furnished by Fosters eight.
Piece orchestra and the delicious u. c.
j. punch especially prepared for the
occasion as per order of the commit
tee by Hupfer the local caterer, was
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
COLONEL JOHN OWENS.

While the parents were visiting with
relatives at Pocatello, Idaho. where
they went only last Thursday.
the two-months old son of Mr.. and
Mrs. John Owens. died at IL o'clock
yesterday forenoon. Death was due
10 CASTRO enteTltis.
Shortly after the parents arrived in
Pocatello the child was taken suddenly
I'll and in spite OF the fact that every
Oiing possible was done TO bring relief,
death resulted twenty-iour hours later
Accompanied by the sorrowing
parents the body OF the little child
was brought back to the city last even
ing and was received at the depot by
Lnrkip & Sons. The remains were re-
moved to the home of the grand
parents. Mr., and Mrs Joseph Wheel
wright, at 30 Twenty-siXth street
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
ANNOUNCEMENT,

Mr.. j. A Stlmson Of Stlmson's Cafe
wishes TO announce TO the public
while waiting for tho Peery building
TO be completed on the corner of
Hudson avenue and Twenty-ffth
street, he will open an up-to-date cafe
about Saturday, Nov. 26th, at No. 2460
Grant Ave. just around the corner
from Carr's Drug store. Mr. A, G.
Fell has just completed this building
for Mr.. Stinson and 1t will be hard
TO find a better appointed little CAFE
in ogden. Remember next Saturday
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
HE WAS A PIONEER.

telegraph conveys the that M Yerington OF
Carson the of So He was one of the build
railroad and the Carson Colorado
railroad and years masterfu force the affairs of
Nevada
Yerngton of the few of wealth who remained
Of living and investing In Nevada
He was at one time the politics Of his
perhaps highly instrumental in eeng govern
States than other with the possible
exception of Tom Patt
Yerington centeed in the Virginia Trukee rail
extending from Reno to the mines of the
At time the So miles of track did more bus
pess than United States operating
for every mile of rail
Yerngton death Nevada loses another of the dwindng
who made the Babon state famous Soon the
last only Nevada but of Utah and other
western and the world of tomorrow will be
because of their absence.
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
JUST FOR FUN
Legal Profundity.

A newly made magistrate was grave
ly absorbed in formidable document.
Raising his keen eyes. he said to The
man who stood patiently awaiting the
award Of Justice.
"Ofncer, what Is this man charged
With"
"Blgotry, your worship. He's got
three wves," replied the officer.
The new justice rested his elbows
on the desk and placed his nnger tips
together. "OfAcer," he said. somewhat
sternly, what's the use Of all This
education, all these evening schools.
all the technical classes and what not?
Please remember. In any future case.
that a man VINO has married three
wives has not committed bigotry. but
trigonometry Proceed" = Lincoln
State Journal.
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
DteoualiTed.

VERY few pbl toSrapbers seem TO
enjoy having their own pictures TAX
en-" said the observer OF human ma
ture
That's true" replied the artist.
when n photographer gets through
with oil his exacting customers there's
no use OF telling him TO assume an
easy attitude and look pleasant. =
Washington Star.
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
DEATH OF PIONEER WOMAN.

Ephraim, Nov 24.-Mrs. Andrew
Anderson, one of the pioneer and
highly respected residents of this
place. died at her home In this city
Tuesday evening, after an illness Of
only a few days. Mrs. Anderson came
TO this city as one Of the early set
tiers, and in the year 1859 she was
married to Mr. Anderson. She was
convert to the Mormon religion In
her native land and emigTated to
Utah In 1854 Both or her parents
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
ADAM SLEW THE SERPENT.

1t Is rather late the day for history repeating
Adam Aebury happy Eden has been destroyed by serpent
the the original Adams Atterbury
show and Mrs Atterbury the snake Recently
Aerbury jealous the because says
was paying attention to than him.
example of the primev Adam however though
worth $500 ne slew it. This all Washington
shows that sepns power to make mischief in
the family
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26

was to nominate candidates for
member of the board of education
The election will be held December {,
and Frank w. Fishburn. who was
nominated. will have no opposition, as
It Is understood that the result OF the
convention should be accepted. There
were 209 votes cast. Fishburn defeat.
ing his opponent, Oleen N Stohl. by
bpt Ave votes. John w. Peters pre5id.
ed at the meeting.
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
ALTA eAcKMAN.

Alta the infant daughter of Mr and
Mrs Joseph Backman, died Thursday
at the home In Eden. Weber county,
following q brief illness from cholera
lnfantum. The funeral was held at
the home at 4 o'clock yesterday after
noon and interment was made in the
I;den cemetery.
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26

were buried In this city, After her
marriage to Mr.. Anderson they NOV
ed to Circle Valley to help settle the
country, but they were shortly aiter-
ward driven out by tho indians. Iney
then moved TO Ephraim. where they
have been among the prominent resi-
dents since.
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
unreoenorate.

1T was to satisfy your extrayagant
tastes" cried the desperate man, that
I committed the forgery. The crime
Is upon your head
The woman started and gazed at
him wonderIngly. is my crime on
straight?" she asked,-Success Maga-
zine
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
An Observation.

What says the voice of the peo-
ple?" inquired the oracular alarm
list.
my personal observation" replied
Senator Sorghum, is that the voice
of the people is, as a rule, too closely
occupied In giving three cheers for
somebody 10 artlculate anything very
dictInctly
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
Costly Talcnt.

you are sure that airships Will
make war so expensive as TO be ut
terly impractical" said the military
expert.
quite sure replied the other.
The flying machines won't cost so
much. but We won't be able to pay
the sums required by aviators for go
ing UP in them. Washington Star.
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
a Busy Somnnmbulist.

who IS that man talking So loud
ly out on the fire escape?" asked the
belated citizen
Hush" said the policeman. He is
a great statesman who walks in his
sleep. He thinks he Is on the rear
platform Of railway train, Wash
ington Star.
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
Cause Of His Demise.

Watkins-Dldn't you say your father
was an inventor?
Tompkins-Yes; he made n special
ty OF inventing safety devices.
Wat ins-Is he still living?
Tompkins-No; he invented and
demonstrated safety folding bed
Chicago News
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
a Bad Combination.

What's the matter with my
speeches." inquired the orator
The seasoning is wrong" replied
the old campaigner ''You try To put
so much ginger in them that they
have to be taken with a grain of salt"
Washington Star.
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
MISS DEMocRAcY's NEW DRESS.

Now that Miss Democracy after waiting long last
make her debut at Washington the question whether she
will be content herself in the fashions other times such
states rights free trade cheap government and obstruction
will right out ptodate dress Unless she
has the modern spirit her reign the political belle will be
But she must addition being in fashion also show
and good
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
KEEN CONTEST FOR NOMINATION

Brigham City, Nov. 25.-A mass CON
vention of the qualified electors OF
precinct No. 5, of this city, the Box
Elder district. was held in the opera
house this afternoon, beginning at
O'Clock. The purpose of the meeting
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
Well Provided For.

Professor-You ought not TO let
your son IDLE away his precious youth.
You should prepare him to carve his
name in the hall Of fame,
Rich Mother-Pooh pooh; In our po-
sition VIC can afford to hire a sculptor
TO do that for him--Detrolt Times.
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
Not Vet Ripe.

The Fair Purchasc.-Youre eggs are
all very small today, Mr.. Jones.
Mr.. Jones-Yes m. they are: but I'm
sure | don't know the reason.
The Fair Purchaser-Oh, | expect
YOU took them out OF the nests 100
soon-Sketch,
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
The Adventures
OF
HERCULES
ADVENTURE NO. s
CAPTURE OF THE MON.
STER OXEN OF GERYON.

Another task cnjoincd updl
him was to bring to Eurysthes
the oxen OF Geryon, a mon
ster with three bodies, who
dwelt in the island Erythen
(the red) so called because II
lay at the west, under the rays
of the setting sun. The deScrlP
ton is thought TO apply 10
Spain, of which Gcryon was
king, After traverSing yaTl
Gus countries, Hercules reached
at length the frontiers of lab
va and Europe. where he raised
the two mountains. being call
ed the pillars of Hercules. Iht
oxen were guarded by the
giant Eurytion and his tive.
headed dog, but Hercules killed
the giant and his dog, and
brought away the oxen IN sale
ty to Eurystheus.
The next story of Hercules
viii be published next SatuT,,
day and Sunday. Boys and
girls all over town are getting
ready to bring the nine adyen'
tures of our shoe store first
The boy or girl who succeeds
gets a pair of our solid leather
Hercules" shoes free.
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26

much appreciated feature of tho
evenings enjoyment
Among those present were about
twenty-five couples from Salt Lake
City who attended as special guests
OF the lodge.
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
TommY's Surmise.

Mr.. Baldy-Yes, Tommy, evon the
hairs OF our heads are numbered.
Tommy, gancing at his fathers in
tellectual d0me-Don't take much fig
germ TO get your number, does it,
pa?"-Harper's Weekly
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
dGRH1RegMgsA

Salvation Army-Meeting as fol-
lows, Sunday. Holiness meeting II a.
m; junior meeting p. M, p. m:
Envoy Cldrk will give the history oil
his life. At one time Mr.. Clark was
an habitual drunkard This is
meeting OF extraordinary interest. A,
L. Chesham, Captain.
The Evening standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1910-1913, 1910-11-26
ton. Interesting speakers win az
dress the sessions.

oN"oIVIID'
Church Of the Good Shepherd,
tEpiscopal) corner of
wenty-fourth and Grant William w,
Fleetwood. rector, Services for the
First Sunday In Advent. Holy Com
nrunion at 7;30 a. M Sunday school
at 9:55 a. M Morning prayer, litany
and sermon, IL. 90. Subject THE
Church New Years Day Evening
prayer and sermon at 7:30 p. M.
Subject, The Day Is At Hand" Music
BY the vested choir. Mrs. C. P. Hood
leader, Mr.. A. R White. soloist- All
are welcome.