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The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

It's gratifying to know that T. r..
despite all the heroworship bestowed
upon him by the civilized world, is
still human. He gave his daughter
in-law.elect an old fashioned kiss when
he reached New York
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

1t is fortunate for the development
of the aviation industry that there
are some people to whom the tedious
routine of every day work does not
offer a sufficient chance of getting all
smashed up.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

Now that Halley's comet is off on
another seventy-five year tramp. we
shall have to hunt up another scape-
goat to bear the responsibility for all
the freaks of the weather.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

An exchange asks, Are the multi.
piled millions which we spend in edu-
cation to produce good citizenship,
lost when the ballot box is reached
Are we all taking to kill time while
the manipulators and the members of
the legislature get away with the
goods? No, it is not so bad as that,
all senators are not Lorimers.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

Norfolk has pretty nearly been dry
for several days-but not in the sense
that the county optionists would plan
for. It's the town pump that's at the
bottom of the drouth.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

The wisdom of the world constant
ly tells us that money cannot give us
satisfaction, but to judge by actions
very few even of those who repeat
the trite saying believe It.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

When a womans kin comes to visit
her, should she apologize to her hus.
band and say that they are coming
awfully fast, or should she accept it
as right, and say nothing?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

Thomas A. Edison has declared war
on the horse and says he should not
be allowed within the city limits. Mr..
Edison neglects to inform us who will
haul in the broken down automobiles.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

Two hundred drowned in German
foods. That's the kind of thing ex-
pected in an old country where there
are few forests to hold back the
freshets.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

Massachusetts school teachers by a
new law must teach thrift to chill
dren. If the teachers were thrifty
themselves many of them would be do
ing housework for higher wages.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

A woman hates to room at private
house. She is afraid members of the
family will go through her bureau
drawers, during her absence, and read
her letters, and look at her things.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

The people who sent messages to
the colonel on board the steamship,
will not be able to sell the replies to
the autograph dealers with the mere
signature of a wireless operator on
them.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

The regular army experts have by
experiments discovered that red un-
derwear is several degrees warmer
than white. II you really cant keep
warm these days, switch to the red.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

A normal student who was asked
to name the products of China, after
some hesitation, said, tea and laun.
dry work"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

Recent experiments made by the
surgeon general of the United States
army, with a regiment of soldiers in
the Philippines, proves that red un-
derwear is several degrees warmer
than white of the same weight and
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

A Connecticut man has been arrest
ed for stealing $1,000 worth of watch.
es. He should be sentenced to keep
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

Having spent five hours in New
Jersey swamp, Aviator Hamilton can
now incorporate a trust under the
laws of that state.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

Is it the cost of living that makes
the holes in the pee.a-boo waists
grow bigger along with the holes in
the doughnuts?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

Colonel Roosevelt paid duties on all
articles he imported. This innovation
is a reckless assault on established
custom.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

New York children are to get ice
cream July instead of fire crackers.
Most of them will choose their stom-
ach as against their ears.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

The man who invents straw hat
that will not turn red or yellow the
first time it gets wet-will win wealth
and fame.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

People aren't familiar with the
names of strawberries like they are
with the names of apples, but you oc.
casionally encounter strawberries
which ought to be named Ben Davis.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

There is one satisfaction for those
OF us who are being ground down by
the iron heel of Guggenheim: poor
houses are becoming more comfort
able every year.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

Sarah Bernhardt threatens to play
another farewell engagement in this
country next fall.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24
Different,

Larry-My wife went away yester-
day morning. Harry-Is that what
makes you look so glum2 Lany-No.
She came back last night.-EXchange
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

People are always saying it is Jaw
fully quiet" as though they are en-
titled to rushing business every day.
Whereas every sensible man should
know that, except Saturdays and cir
Gus days, it is always quiet.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24
tent blew down.

The sun doesn't seem to be in a
league with this sane Fourth move
ment Or did it start that fire just
to get that many explosives out OF the
way?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

"Daysey Mayme Appleton was OH
the street yesterday afternoon" writes
a subscriber, wearing a dress much
too short. Her mother is invited to
take notice.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

When little three-year-old Ada was
told the story Of Lots wife being turn
ed into pillar of salt she asked her
mother anxiously, as all salt made OF
ladiesY
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24
THE MAGAZINES AND TAFT.

President Taft is not receiving
many words of praise from the maya
zines. These conscientious moulders of
public opinion are trying to get even
for the effort that was made to in.
crease their postage rate. 1t is little
wonder that the magazine venom
should be taken with a grain of salt.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

Even the insurgents are well salts.
can say that the railroads wrote it.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

Roosevelt got out of England be.
fore Alfred Austin could write a poem
about him.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

New York critics want national
musical instrument. What's the mat
ter with the photograph?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

Seventy thousand Kansas farmers
are riding in their own automobiles.
Yes, farming does pay.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

We can look at any mans dinner
pail and tell if his wife loves him. A
woman shows lots Of her personal
feeling in the way she packs boiled
eggs and sandwiches in a dinner
pail.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

Men with lofty souls and lofty ideals
and ambitions, bore us nearly as much
as drunkards.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

The average statesmen" are politi.
cians-sugar coated with a little pat
riotism.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

New scheme of lifting the lid in
Kansas City on Sunday: Beer bottles
are wrapped in blue overalls, and pur-
chasers carrying them out look like
railroad men going to work.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24
ATcHIsoN GLOBE SIGHTS.

Don't be encouraged by fools
promise.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

Every time man shakes the pepper
shaker on the table, he frowns at him.
self because he mistook it for the salt !;
then he reaches for the salt shaker,
shakes it, and frowns at his wife be.
cause it is empty.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

When a man and wife call at a
neighbours, and the man eats a dish
of berries or any other delicacy the
neighbor has to offer, the wife always
says: II don't see why he is hungry;
he just got up from perfectly ele-
gaIt"dinner."
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

If the standpipe goes dry, Norfolk
people may have to battle in milk or
soda water or pop or champagne.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

There are some girls so set upon
June as a wedding month that, II they
don't marry within the next ten days,
the chances are they won't marry for
the next year.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24
SAINT SOPHIE.

We are prone to think Of saints as
belonging to the dim and misty past.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

The lions and other African animals
in the Forepaugh circus realized that
he was back on his native land, all
right, all right. That was when the
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

There's a house in Norfolk that you
can pass any day of the week and see
hanging in an upstairs window, a
long bunch of false hair.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

1t is gratifying to know that, even
if the standpipe does run dry, there's
still something brewing at La Crosse.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

The mercury was 95 in the shade
Friday-and it's going up.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

Subject for discussion at tonight's
meeting of the Lancaster Literary so.
ciety: Resolved, That the Kansas
Magazine is not typical of the state,
and that the publisher should either
change its character, or change its
name to the Wichita Magazine"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24
AROUND TOWN.

He's back.
How's your wheat?
Don't rock the boat.
Sos the man who says: rs it hot
enough for your"
Water you going to do when the
water goes dry?
Little old N. Y. and U. S. A. are
good enough for T. r.
The mercury was So in the shade
Friday-and it's going up.
If the standpipe goes dry, Norfolk
people may have to battle in milk or
soda water or pop or champagne.
1t is gratifying to know that, even
if the standpipe does run dry, there's
still something brewing at La Crosse.
For one moment T. r. must stand
aside and let the spotlight fall upon
T. r. II, who gets more attention than
the average bridegroom.
What would we do without that
kind soul who, at a. m, mops his
brow and tells you that it's going to
be another scorcher?
The Blues won a notable victory,
when you stop to think how much they
were handicapped by stairstep acci-
dent earlier in the week.
There's a house in Norfolk that you
can pass any day of the week and see,
hanging in an upstairs window, a
long bunch of false hair
There are some girls so set upon
June as a wedding month that, II they
don't marry within the next ten days,
the chances are they won't marry for
the next year.
The lions and other African animals
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

MdSdLlHe is uOJ lyplCdl Oh lne state,
and that the publisher should either
change its character, or change it's
name to the Wichita Magazine"
A Russian lately arrived in AtchisOn
who is unable to speak any language
work in well known factory and was
such a particularly steady man that
he was given a dollar a week extra
But he has somehow managed to tell
about that extra dollar a week, and
make trouble for his employer.
In these times when every one seeks
for more beautiful thoughts, don't
say as white as a sheet" Sometimes
sheets are made of unbleached mus.
lin, and it is therefore, a more beau
tiful thought to say "as white as a
tuberose." At least that is what the
Kansas City Post says of the wife Of
DR. Hyde, and the Post is doing some
beautiful writing about the Hydes.
Daysey Wayne Appleton once de-
cided that she could get more en-
joyment out of literature if she IN
derstood French, so she took up the
study of that language, and this is
the way she went about it. She in
vited ten girl friends in to tea, and,
somewhere between the fruit salad
and the ice cream, there was talk Of
getting up a class to study French.
After much discussion over the new
est way of doing the hair, it was de-
cided to meet again a week later and
this time they played cards, still talk
ing between deals of how nice 1t
would be to be able to throw out
sentences in the French language.
And, perhaps" some of them said
with enthusiasm, I'VE may some day
write "a French novel" This was
last fall. and the girls have been
meeting at regular intervals ever
since to talk of the ACCESSIBILITY of
organizing class to study French. At
these meetings Daysey Mayme has
won seven prizes at bridge whist, four
at Might've, learned three new ways
of making fudge, and two new ways
for doing her hair, but has enjoyed
most of all the carrying of her text.
books on the French language through
tue s'iee's' -..--ts. aalS2 1 An IN
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

The Blues won a notable victory,
when you stop to think how much they
were handicapped by stairstep acct
dent earlier in the week.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

For one moment T. r. must stand
aside and let the spotlight fall upon
T. r. II, who gets more attention than
the average bridegroom.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

What would we do without that
kind soul who, at a m, mops his
brow and tells you that it's going to
be another scOrcher?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

Little old N. Y. and U. S. A. are
good enough for T. r.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

Water you going to do when the
water goes dry?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24
Practical Cooking Utensils.

The variety and kind OF utensils to
be used In the kitchen are always an
interesting topic TO all good house
keepers. There is only one point to
emphasize in equipping kitchen, and
that is that the best material is none
too good; also the extent OF the equip
ment should be equal TO the needs of
the housekeeper.
have been in many kitchens where
the utensils were in such wornout
condition and so insufficient in kind
and number that | was not surprised
to hear the woman say she disliked
TO cook or that she was an unsuccess-
full cook.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

Sos the man who says: rs it hot
enough for you?"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-06-24

He's back.
How's your wheat?
Don't rock the boat.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1910-05-01
, DINE NAVIGATION co.
:. TO Run the Edgewater on
L nnn,d Trips to Yonkers.

May 20, the ferryboat
S'.rood newly overhauled and
ESly arranged for tourist service,
4. nm from Edgewater to point
i Workers on all Saturdays,
H. and holidays. General Man
III ". Bacon has sent out the
sgng letter:
H. f 70 advise you that commenc-
HlIay 18th that we will operate
#pryboat Englewood from Edge
4 70 Yonkers as a Palisades
4 Seeing Boat. This boat will
Eorrated on all Saturdays, Sun
and holidays, leaving Edgewater
Ia NJ, 1915, PAS, SIS, 7.45, Ills
h Leaves Yonkers, 100 A. NJ,
loo, 6.3o 900 P. NJ. 1915 A. NJ,
Iing one trip later on Saturdays.
regular charge on this boat will
smgle fare p cents. return 40
4 children Is and p cents.
YOU probably are aware there
means for people getting up and
Il the river at frequent intervals
|the purpose Of seeing the Pail
| and taking this short but de
|ful sail. 1t is proposed to run
boat as close to the shore line
/ the foot the Palisades as pos
50 as to give the people the very
view of the cluffs.
YOU will note it will require
i two and one-half hours, includ-
lay time at the terminals, to make
return trip. We contemplate
ing about a mile to mile and
I north OF Yonkers so as to cover
tlcally the entire Palisades dis
Edgewater we are arranging to
in the slip Of the Riverside and
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1910-05-01

Fort Lee Ferry Company, and at
Yonkers at the Ben Franklin Trans
portation Company's dock, which is
located Immediately north of the pub
lie pier
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1910-05-01
FOUND SOMETHING
TO CURT ECZEMA.
Trial Results in Complete Cure of
Fifteen Year Case in Two
Weeks.

In a letter published in his lodge
paper, Mr.. F. O. Thompson, of Eliza
beth, n. J., states that he was a suf-
ferer from eczema for fifteen years,
and one day spoke about his trouble
to DIR. L. f. Todd. Or Todd re-
piled that he had something that
would relieve if not permanently
cure says Mr. Thompson, but
after treatment for SO many years |
had grave doubts The doctor pro-
duced box of poslam, and | prom
ised to give it faithful trial ! fol-
lowed directions, and in two weeks
time find myself entirely cured The
fifty cents | paid for the box was
the best investment | ever made"
Not alone eczema, but every sur
face skin disease is permanently
eradicated by poslam, itching being
stopped at once
Write to the Emergency Labora-
tories, 81 West Twenty-ffth Street,
New York City, for a free trial pack
age of poslam. With this sample
alone complexions may be cleared
and pimples banished from the face.
All good druggists everywhere, al
ways carry poslam in the regular
sizes at so cents and ST.
The chief fact with regard to every
man is the quality of his love to
God and his fellow men
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1910-05-01

The chief fact with regard to every
man is the quality of his love to
God and his fellow men,
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1910-11-18

Mrs. Dayse Dean Walker Booker de.
livered a parlor talk at the home of
Mrs. F. Sears on last Monday after.
noon and on Tuesday afternoon she
talked to members of the West End
Branch Y. w. C. A.
On last Thursday night Mrs. Walker.
Booker appeared as dramatic reader
in a custom recital at st. James A. M
e. Church. She was assisted by heI
foster-daughter, Mrs. Darneal Lewis
The choir also rendered some very
fine selections. There was a goot
audience present.
Church notes will be given space
In this column, II sent to our cores
pondent, Miss Mayme G. Williams, 2i
Union Block.
90 to Utley's Barber Shop for your
Tonsorial work,-"Your Bath"-and
your Twin City Star"
If you want your news items
printed, see to 1t that you help to
support this paper. Help US and we
will help you.
Mr.. VIM. w. Gibbs of St. Paul has
taken charge Of the Gopher Grill al
69h w. Third st., now conducted by
Mrs. Nora Young. Mr.. Gibbs was fol
a long while proprietor of the Gopher
Grill and wished to announce to his
many patrons that Gum Is himself
again."-adv.
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1910-11-18

DR.. NoRTHRoP OF MINNEAPOLIS
Elected Pres. Of the Am. Missionary
Association.
Boston, Mass.-A resolution to pc
tition Congress through President
Taft to stop the liquor traffic was in
troduced today at the session Of the
American Missionary Association Of
the Congregational Council in Tre-
mont Temple.
Liberal education for the negro was
set forth by President Frank G. Wood
worth of Mississippi.
Plea for the Negro.
"The negro should have an equal
opportunity with the white man" said
president Woodwork "and liberal
education should be opened to him.
We have in our land in the south ten
million Of negroes. They should be
SO educated that they become trained
men and why should there be less
training for them than for the white
man."
"The negro should become better
producers. and where there Is this
larger culture. they will respond. 1t
is not true that the negro with white
blood succeeds better than the full
blooded one. deny this. If you give
him the opportunity, we enjoy, he will
succeed, for he is a man."
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1910-11-18
ct. PAUL LOCAL NOTES.

Mr.. Lobbins, father of Messrs. Cy.
rus and Oscar Lobbins is In town
visiting his sons.
Mrs. Chair Of Tenn, is the guest
OF her daughter and son-in-law Mr.
and Mrs. Howell.
Mr.. c. F. Hennige died last Wed
nesday at his home on Marion st.
Mr.. William Branch and Mr.. Hal
Of Chicago have been the guests oi
Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel Dorsey.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. w. Cleary gave q
birthday party on Nov. 8 at the resi-.
dence Of Mr.. and Mrs. Coins, 661 N.
Central Ave., in honor of Miss Rae
Morgan. Miss Bredie Low rendered
several choice piano selections. The
young people enjoyed themselves till
IL o'clock. The house was beauti
fully decorated and elaborate refresh
ments were served. All departed mer
rilly after wishing many pleasant
birthdays.
Mr.. Walker Williams is still pro.
noting" the new venture among st.
Paul's best citizens.-The Negro Bust
ness Mems League" He has high
hopes for the future of this organiza.
tionf-which is needed among us.
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1910-11-18
YOUNG NEGRO INVESTOR AR
RIVES.

Mr.. Clifford G. Mitchell Of The
Loyal Legion Investment Co., arrived
in the city today. Mr.. Mitchell is
the son of z. w. Mitchell, Secy. and
Treas. of above company. While in
Minneapolis Mr.. Mitchell will nego
tiate for a tract of land, and If sue
cessful, will sell lots for residences
to our people. The following is ex.
tracted from "The Loyal Legion Co
operative Investment Company. Ltd,
"This corporation" has been formed
to enable the small capitalists and
wage-earners, by the cooperation OF
their individual contributions to a
general fund, to effect the same salts
factory. results and great profits in
real estate that are obtained by the
syndicates composed Of just few mil
lionaires. The purchasers Of land are
made through the Directors, who are
all we'll known public men Of the high
est integrity and business acumen-
men who have an intimate knowledge
of values in this country, The COM
pany has a capital Of $4,000, 900, divid-
ed into 100000 shares of $40 each,
and is incorporated under the laws OF
the Province of Alberta. Applications
for shares accompanied by deposit
of $1.OO on each share applied for may
be made to the Secretary, Mr.. z. w.
Mitchell. William e. Mobiles is Presi.
dent, H. w. B. Douglas, 1st Vice
Pres, and David B. Mullen, End Vice.
President"
The Twin City star. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1910-19??, 1910-11-18

VIM. H. H. Franklin, Esq, our pro-
gressive and rising young lawyer, is
justly elated because of his recent
victory over that celebrated leader of
the Hennepin County Bar, Freeman
P. Lane, Esq.
Mr.. Lane has, and has had, for
thirty years, reputation in these
parts as an adroit and most success
full practitioner of civil cases, second
to none, and it speaks highly Of Mr..
Franklin's ability, for him to be able,
considering his recent admission, as
compared to the long and honored
career Of Mr.. Lane) to beat that
leader in one of the most abstruse
and technical cases, in the most
technical branch of the civil law, viz,
negotiable instruments.