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Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-03-05

An Up.to.Date Caution.-Mother Bird
run along and play now; but be
careful you don't get run over by any
of those flying machines MetropoH-
tan Magazine.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-03-05

Practise makes Perfoct.-Old Lady-"T
want you to take back that parrot you
sold me. l find that he swears very
badly"
Bird Dealer-"Well, madam, it's a
very young bird. It'll learn to swear
better when it's a bit older. ."-Hunaan
Life.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-03-05
THE sUNsHINE's INVITATION.

Don't you see that birds a-tryin' for to
chirp a little song?
Just come out an take the sunshine
fore blizzard comes along!
Get out where the winds are playin' in
the shadow an the shine,
An you hear the river sayin': "Ain't
the fish a-bitin' finev
Leave the life of care am trouble in the
crusty, dusty town;
Go there, where the fountains bubble
see the cork bob up an down /!
Make yer mind up to thespringtime, an
jest let the weather roll,
While the light is streamin', dreamin'
in the windows of yer soul
atlanta Constitution.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-03-05
WHEN THE FEELIN IS TO FISH,"

The river looks invitih' an tt feelin' is
to fish.
Fer l know that they're a-bitin' an L
want 'em in the dish
The perch an the trout,
An the rest O. them-you know!
An when you ketch 'em all yourself
You jest enjoy 'em so!
A fisherman is peaceable-built on a
friendly plan;
Doesn't bother politics, or worry any
man.
The perch an the trout,
An the rest o. them-you know!
An ef you ketch 'em all yourself
You jest enjoy 'em so!
atlanta Consultation.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-03-05
FOR S.4LE !!

A new Shakespeare Elevator, 80 feet
long and 3 feet wide.
VICTOR WAGUESPACK,
Manchac z. o., La.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-03-05
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JY

/ Invisible. Lady-"What is the
title of the picture, dear"
/ Daughter" Dogs after sir Edwin
Landseerp'
Old Lady-''I can see the dogs, but
where on earth is Landseer?"-M. n. p
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-03-05
TINE TABLE.
TEXAS AND PACIFIC RAILWAY.

TEXAS AND PACIFIC RAILWAY.
EDGARD STATION.
(FoRMERLY ST.. JOHN.
Passenger trains going East.
10. 50. Cannon Ball l......................855 A.
No. 81. New Orleans Mail......,......5.41 P. N
No. So. Accommodation. IL A.
No. 90. Merry Widow "............l.35 P. N
Passenger Trains going West.
No. 81 Texas Msi........................9.2 .9.25 P.
No. 53, Texas Express. A. Nd
No. 55. A Accomodation........ T. M
No. SO. Merry Widow w"................850 A. NJ
The Leger and Lorio transfer meets all
aims, excepting Nos, 81, SO, 53 and 60 unless
Otherwise notified
YAZoo AND MISSISSIPPI VALLEY
RAILWAY.
RESERVE STATION.
Passenger trains going East
No. sS BaAon Rouge Accommodation. 33 A. NJ.
No. 21 vicksburg Express. 15P M.
Passenger trains going West.
No. %. Vickaburg Express............s.20A A. NJ
No. "a. Baton Rouge Accommodation. 80 P. NJ.
FRISCO RAILWAY.
slUUHlANA RAILWAY AND NAVIGATING coMPAhYS TRACK
RESERVE STATION.
Passenger trains going East tStop on signal)
M. $50 P NJ
No. o.4..............................
Passenger trains going West.
No. .,.,............ .......S1 Is A. NJ.
No. 13 P. M.
The Montz transfer meets these trains daily.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-03-05

JAMES LEGEEDRE, Attorney.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1910-03-03
$4,000 Chickens Are Stolen.

Kansas City, Mo-, March. -Arous-
eddy the activity Of gang Of chicken
thieves that is said to have chloro-
formed and stolen $1,000 chickens in
Wyandotte county, Kansas, since last
Christmas, the Wyandotte County
Horticultural Society had offered a
5000 reward for the arrest and con-
viction Of the perpetrators of the
crimes.
If the reward of 5000 is not in
ducement enough to cause sleuths to
get out and capture the thieves, the
size of the purse will be raised, say
members Of the society. They want
the thieves at any cost.
Get the thieves and we will pay
you your price" is what the promot-
ers of the war against the purloiners
of the fowls tell inquisitive detec-
tives.
II is said the thieves soak rags in
the drug, apply the rags to the nos
trils of the chickens, put them to
sleep and remove them from the
roosts, without even so much as a
squawk.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1910-03-03

Leslie A. Bruce, circuit clerk of
Cass county, was called to Nevada
Tuesday as a witness in some case in
the circuit court of Vernon county.
He picked up the story some place
along the line that there is great sport
under way these days in the duck
regions around Rich Hill 1t is q
sport that combines the pleasures Of
hunting and fishing along with the
work Of cutting ice. Whenever any
Of the sportsmen want to indulge il,
they shoulder their axes, 90 to the
duck marshes, pick oLt a big chunk
Of clear ice with a duck frozen in Il,
chop a big cube out and haul it home.
In that manner they secure theil
ducks already in cold storage withou,
ever firing a shot. That Is the tale
they told the Cass county official, and
he says he cannot discover any rea.
son for their exaggerating conditions,
--Cass County Democrat
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1910-03-03

Fair View, Miss Elsie Park and A. C.
Moreland; New Home, New Home,
Miss Sylvia Goodrum and Miss Nellie
March; Charlotte, Belmont Geo. Nc
Michael and Miss Catherine Hawkins;
Virginia, Geo. H. Pahlman and Miss
Mayme McKibben; Elkhart, Concord,
Miss Inez Beck and Miss Ola Largent;
Pleasant Valley, Miss Ella McCune
and Miss Mary McRoberts; East
Boone, Green Valley, Miss Stella
Pheasant and Miss Ruth Rush; West
Boone, Merwin, S. E. Smith and Miss
Edith Black; Woodland, Miss Blanche
Smith and Miss Minnie Christie;
West Point, Amsterdam, T. j. Wheel
er and j. L. Gallatin; Homer, Amoret,
M. E. Stewart and Miss Grace Darr;
Walnut, Worland, Miss Rose Quiet,
Miss Emily H. Woodfin and Miss
Bertha Cheshier; Foster, w. P. Kin
ion and Miss Maggie Mccain; How
ard, Hume, R. E. Stewart and G. H.
Miller; Sprague, H. o. Maxey and
Lacey Eastburn.
The examinations will be held
April 9th and 18th. Pupils may take
the examination at whichever place
suits them best.
Several schools were visited but it
would make these notes too long to
speak of all of them, but the Teach
ers' and Patrons Meeting at Papins-
vile arranged and conducted by Miss
Ethel Grant, the teacher of that
school, is worth mentioning, it being
one of the best held. Miss Grant
arranged very instructive program
which was carried out in full in con-
nection with the reading circle of
which Miss Pearl Kemper is chair
man. This is not the largest circle in
the county but it is one of the best.
We especially thank Miss Mary Jack
son and Miss Bertha Kienberger for
the duet given by them, also, Miss
Grant and Miss Kemper are always
ready to help in any of our meetings
and never say no when called upon
for anything to help our school work.
They are two of our most progress
Sive teachers.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1910-03-03
PERFECT CONFIDENCE
Butler People Have Good Reason
For Complete Reliance.

TVl NOAhpiCtC ASCiioitSC.
Do you know how
To find quick relief from backache;
To correct distressing urinary ills;
To surely cure sick Kidneys?
Just one way-your neighbors
know
Have used Doan's Kidney Pills;
Have proved their worth in many
tests.
Here's Butler testimony.
j. C. Reavis, High ST., Butler, Mo-,
says: "An almost constant backache
caused me much misery and my kid
neys were weak, the secretions from
these organs passing too frequently.
Learning Of Doan's Kidney Pills,
procured a supply at Frank Clay's
Drug Store and had used them only a
short time before / was relieved. "
Statement given in March 1867
Two Years Later.
On Nov. 80, 1903 Mr.. Reavis con-
firmed his former statement and add
led: Il have been in excellent health
during the past two years. occa.
sionally use a box of Doan's Kidney
Pills, as find that they keep my kid.
heys in normal condition. /"
For sale by all dealers. Price sc
cents. Foster ilburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States. st
Remember the name -Doan's- land
| take no other.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1910-03-03
Saved a Soldiers Life.

Facing death from shot and shell in
the civil war was more agreeable to
j. A. Stone, Of Kemp, Tex, than fac
ing it from what doctors said was
consumption. 81 contracted a stub
born cold' he writes, ''that develop
ed a cough, that struck to me in spite
of all remedies for years. My weight
ran down to 100 pounds. Then be-
gan to use DR.. Kings New Discovery,
which completely cured me. Inow
weigh l78 pounds. For coughs,
colds, lagrippe, asthma, hemorrhage,
hoarseness, Group, whooping cough
and lung trouble, its supreme. Soc.
Sl.O. Trial bottle free. Guaranteed
by F. 7. Clay.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1910-03-03
Jury Gave Him Money Instead.

Nevada, Mo-, Feb. Elmer Nichols,
II years old, who broke into a mer-
chandise store at Richards, a small
town near Nevada, last fall, was put
on trial here for robbery. The jury
returned a verdict Of not guilty.
Nichols was cauQhtin the store and
admitted on the stand that he broke
IN the store to get something to eat.
After the jury returned IL verdia
the members took up : collsction II
@1a S to buy Nichols I dckel Is ~
home b Sedalia and to flve hin (
st1rt b lie. 8. =.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1910-03-03
An Awful Eruption

of a volcano excites brief interest, and
your interest in Skin eruptions will be
as short, if you use Bucklen's Arnica
Salve, their quickest cure. Even the
worst boils, ulcers or fever sores are
soon healed by it. Best for burns,
cuts, bruises, sore lips, chapped
hands, chilblains and piles. II gives
instant relief. 25c at F. T. Clay's.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1910-03-03

port, Freeman, $50.
Pacific Queen 4th, A. j. Erhart,
Adrian, $50.
Pacific Queen 18th, Sedem Stock
Farm, Marshall, $50.
Big Mary's Last, G. L. Argen-
bright, Adrian, $50.
Kansas Maid End, Mrs. Cooper,
Kansas City, $50.
Kansas Maid 3rd, D. V. Stoll, Lone
Elm, Kan, s55.
Kansas Maid 4th, VIM. Burns, Con-
cordia, $40.
Black Bell, j. H. Downing, Coffey-
vile, Kan., $3.50.
White Face Queen, A. j. Erhart,
Adrian, $3.50.
Beauty's Pet j. NJ. Pemberton,
Fayett, $40.
Beauty's Pet End, j. H. Groves,
Adrian, $3.50.
Queen B, A. j. Erhart, Adrian,
$3.50.
Queen B End, Roy johnson, South
Mound, Kan, $3.50.
Lily W, ]. H. Downing, Coffey-
vile, Kan, $37.
Show Lady, A. j. Erhart, Adrian,
s65.
Kansas Belle 3rd, H. C. Gulick,
Jasper $35.
Topsy G, M. A, Green, Coffeyville,
Kan., $35.
Lula Girl 3rd, j. H. Groves, Adrian,
$3.50.
Lula Girl 4th, j. H. Groves Adrian,
$35.
Lula Girl 9th, ]. H. Groves, Adrian,
$35.
Josie L 4th, John Belcher, Ray
more, s24.
Josie L 9th, j. H. Downing, Coffey-
vile, Kan., $50.
Josie L 9th, A. j. Erhart, Adrian,
$25.
Chief E. L., ]. c. Stalter, Jasper,
500.
Chief E. L. End, Henry Deweese,
Appleton City, 1923.
Missouri Rose, B. j. Donnelly, But
Ter, $40.
Josie L. 3rd, E. G. Cox, Pearl,
$62.5O.
Big Maud, A. j. Erhart, Adrian,
$50.
Missouri Rose End, w. G. Jarvis,
HARDWOOD, $47.50.
Echo Queen, E. T. Cox, Pearl
$3.50.
Lilly Gilt, w. S. Terrell, Butler,
$3.50.
Kings B. No. l04, w. H. Burns,
Concordia, $33.
No. los, Frank Ross, Carthage,
$35.
No. l06, F. M. King, Jasper, $50.
No. l07, Frank Ross, Carthage $35.
No. 1903, F. M. King, Jasper, SIS.
No. 1903, H. Holenstine, Chelsea,
Okla, $13.
No. ITO, Spotted Eagle, A. A. Ro-
wan, Rest, Kan, $35.
No. III, Fred Heiserman, Apple
ton City, $3.50.
No. liz, McCulley & Ross, Asbury,
SIS.
Big Sallie's Model End, w. B.
Wallace, Bunceton, 500.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1910-03-03

are liver and bowels sometimes seem
to balk without cause. Then there's
trouble los Of appetite indigestion,
nervousness de1p ndency, headache
But such txoebIoo AZ before DR..
Kings Ny In PilI1 tie worlds
beet e(o1n I'D liver remedy. So
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1910-03-03
BATES COUNTY SCHOOLS
AND TEACHERS.
OF Interest to Every School Boy
in the County.
By County Superintendent P. M. Allison.

By County Superintendent P. M. Allison.
The Farmers Bank and Duvall-
Percival Trust company in keeping
with their former interest in the boys
of the county have come forward and
made it possible to have Boys Corn
Growing Contest in connection with
our school work. 1t was these peo-
pie who few years ago gave to the
boys of the county an encampment
which proved to be of lasting benefit
to the boys who attended and took
part in the work. Now they have
offered to give 5000 in prizes as fol-
lows: For the best twelve ears of
corn, any variety, $1,000; for the Sec
ond best twelve ears SIS; third best
twelve ears $40; fourth best twelve
ears IS. This contest is open to any
school boy in Bates county and will
be held in connection with the Teach
ers' Association next October. The
Judge will be representative from
the'State University and will, at this
time, deliver an address on agricul-
ture relating to corn and corn pro-
duction.
The rules governing this contest
will be the same as those governing
the Missouri Boys Corn Growing
Contest except the local part of the
contest which will be given out in
few weeks.
Now ii is hoped that every school
boy in the county will try in this con-
test. This is an opportunity to learn
something about the most valuable
crop in the country as well as to win
a prize. And when these people
show so much interest in you it is
our time to show interest in our
selves. Full particulars of this con-
test will be given in the next two
weeks and an enrolment will be
started here in this office so we may
know just who is going to try.
The following places have been Sc
lected to hold examinations for coun-
ty graduation and the teachers whose
names follow will be asked to con-
duct the examination: Mingo Twp,
Mckinley, Miss Iva Dale and w. F.
Cox; Spruce, Freeze Out, Miss Bertha
Angle and Miss Toledo BEDFORD;
Johnstown, Miss Lula Beaman and
j. c. Maxey; Deepwater, Cherry
Grove, Miss Matte Harshaw and Miss
Stella Ritchey; Hudson, Hudson City,
Miss Nellie Sweger and Miss Resale
Wix; Reynard, A. w. Conrad and
Miss Mamie Culver; Haynes, Mrs
Olive Leech and C. C. Allinson;
Prairie, Papinsville, Miss Ethel Gram
and Miss Pearl Kemper; Pleasant
Gap, Pleasant Gap, Miss Myrtle
Burch and R. L. Linn; Happy Hill
Miss Laura Bolin and Miss Juanits
Reese; Summit, Black, Miss Anna
Bard and Miss Carrie Palm; Summit
Center, Miss Stella Dale and Miss
Mary Fry; Shawnee, Harmony, Miss
Mile Cole and Miss Rachel Fowler
Olive, Miss Dora Rush and Raymond
Howell; Grand River, P. G. Buckles
and Miss Kate Walker; Deer Creek
Crescent Hill, Miss Flossie McRob
erts, Miss Jessie Mawson and Mis-
Della Stephenson; Coleville, Mis-.
Cleo Hartley and Miss Bertha Dun
kel; arrangements will be made fol
Adrian liter; Mound, Dillon, WIG
DIN nd Ms. Clara Davidson; Pas
mie Mn Bette Crowder and Misl
Dixie Sharp NJ Pleasant Cour
Ho16e Mn Lsnpra Lyle md Ma
Anna Gkouol tnu6 Ok Pau, Nh
ls.s Ls!,'s Sssa!
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1910-03-03
BIG BRED SOW SALE.
Ninety-Nine Hogs Brought ST.
576.62.

Inc HarSnaW sow DreQ sale OF big
Bone Poland-C hinas held in Butler
last WedneSdaywas largely attended,
buyers being here from several states
and the bidding was spirited. Ninety
nine head were sold and they brought
SS,57650,an average of 1852 per
head.
Following is the list of hogs sold,
name of purchaser and price paid:
Big Josie, H. c. Gulick, Jasper;
slO2.5O.
Big Hadley, c. z. and w. A. Baker,
Butler, $500
Blain's Wonder, Roy johnson,
Southmound, Kansas, $500.
Long John End, C. z. Baker, But
Ter, $3.50.
Johns Wonder, c. E. Garner,
Crossville, ILL.,, $l02.50.
John Boy, G. L. Argenbright,
Adrian, SOS.
Show Girl, j. C. Stalter, Jasper,
sl55.
Big Sallie, Bert Hartman, Bunce-
ton, 1896.
Kansas Water Lily, j. B. Dilling-
ham, Platte City, S127.50.
Big Beauty End, C. E. Bean, Gar
net, Kan., $3.50.
Kansas Queen End, C. E. Bean,
Garnet, Kan, S240.
Kansas Queen 4th, C. E. Bean,
Garnet, Kan, $40.
Missouri B, H. Holenstein, Chelsea,
Okla, $50.
Kansas Queen 7th, J. A. Harrison,
Altoona, $40.
Christmas Gift, j. L. Ghere, Butler,
$50.
Lily, L. S. Paddock, Butler, $l35.
Myrtle Lee, A. j. Erhart, Adrian,
$3.50.
Headlight Lady, H. C. Gulick,
Jasper, SIS.
Woodbine Lady, j. H. Downing,
Coffeyville, Kan, $40.
Woodbine Wilks, 4th, D. V. Stoll,
Lone Elm, Kan, $3.50.
Big Josie End, T. P. Roberts, Iowa
Park, Tex, sl32.5O.
Big Josie 3rd, F. M. King, Jasper,
sl35.
May Wonder, w. E. Long, Ozaw-
kie, Kan, SIS.
Lula B, Lee Green, Butler, $50.
Water Lily of Riverside, G. W.
Baker, Rich Hill, $l25.
Big Beauty 9TH, D. V. Stoll, Lone
Elm, Kan, $50.
Queen of Missouri B, F. M. King,
Jasper, $50.
Queen of Missouri B End, j. M.
Pemberton, Fayette, $40. = Y
Queen of Missouri B 3rd, B. j.
Donnelly, Butler, $3.50.
Josephine 9Th, M. A. Green, Coffey-
vile, Kan, $3.50.
Queens Likeness End, Mrs. F. w.
Cooper, Kansas City, $50.
Queens Likeness 3rd, C. E. Bean,
Garnet, Kan, $85.
Expansion Lily End, T. P. Roberts,
Iowa Park, Tex, 500.
Expansion Lily 3rd, Bert Harri-
man, Pilot Grove, $3.50.
Johnson's Queen, H. D. Wales,
Peculiar, $ll7.50.
Wonder Lily, j. B. Armstrong,
Butler, $l25.
Wonder Queen End, T. P. Roberts,
Iowa Park, Tex, s11O.
Wonder Queen 3rd, T. j. Miller,
St. Johns, Kan, $l22.5O.
Lula Wilks, Stedem Stock Farm,
Marshall, $50.
Lula Wilks End T. A. Church, Lone
Elm, Kan. $50.
Lula Wilks 3rd, Stedem Stock
Farm, Marshall, $3.50.
Lula Wilks 4th, T. P. Roberts,
Iowa Park, Tex, $50.
Hadley's Queen, C. 2. Baker, But
Ter $l02.5O.
Hadley's Queen End, C. M. Decker
Butler $l45.
Kansas Maid, j. w. Pelphrey &
Son, Chanute, Kan. 800.
Lady Wonder End, D. V. Stoll
Lone Elm, Kan, SIS.
Lady Wonder 3nd, c. 2. Baker
Butler, $85.
Woodbine Queen End, H. Holstein
Chelsa, Okla, $115.
Woodbine Queen Ord, Bert Harri
man, Pilot Grove, $3.50.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1910-03-03
Marriage Licenses.

Ray L. Mccain, Butler, Mo.
Mable Worick, Butler, Mo.
Eugene Jewett, Butler, Mo.
Stella Miller, Butler, Mo.
B. F. Barnett, Butler, Mo.
Jessie Cantrell, Garden City, Mo.
Jim Massey, Lacygne, Kas.
Ethel Blackmon, Merwin, Mo.
George G. Davis, Rich Hill, Mo.
Maggie Smith, Rich Hill, Mo.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1910-02-23
Stomach Misery for Owe
Six Years

Think of it! After six years of sour
stomach, of gas eructations, of nerv-
ousnoss, during which time every
meal lay on his stomach like a lump
of lead, mann was restored to perfect
health by Nj G-na stomach tablets. i
Read what Mr.. Hoffman, landlord
of the Webster Hotel, writes. szss
81 suffered misery and intense pains
from stomach trouble for over six
years, and all the doctoring that did
or medicine used were ofno avail IN
til about two years ago, when used a
treatment of Mi-o-na. The first few
days. treatment helped me greatly
and upon using it awhile was made
entirely free from any stomach trou-
bic or complaint whatever. Since
the cure by Miro ma / have regained
my weight, eat and sleep we'll am
never nervous, and my entire general
health is much better. MAX M
Hoffman, Webster, N. Y, Aug 2, 1909.
Mi o-na relieves stomach distress
in five minutes. It acts like magic.
1t is guaranteed to cure sour stomach,
gas eruc5ations, heartburn, dizziness,
billiousness and nervousness, or
money back. For sale by druggists
every where and by F. D. Pierce for so
cents large box.
Sold and guaranteed in Orleans by
F. j, Kinney.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1910-02-23
A Valuable Reference Book

A few years ago a. history of the,
world on a new plan appeared which
created instant attention and proved5
great success. Ii was written and.
compiled by j. N. Larnsed, fomer-
ly librarian of Buffalo. Mr.. Larned's,
book In six volumes - another. added:
since had great sale and it be-
came one of the most valuable books,
in the library of every man who,
owns it. ss@~za& &@<7ss
Mr.. Larned has 3wristen another
book Of perhaps equal waFHe, in twos
volumes. and costing lhss than the,
other. This book is ''The Rise and
Fall of Nations" with uortrayals off
their great men and women, exhibiting.
seventy centuries of the Fife of man.
kind. To this is added anintroductory
account of prehistoric peoples. These,
books. in Short give an Intelligent
view of the actual life sof smankind.
They do not furnish mere narrae
tfves of the life of the people but
brief ana comprehensive IA studies
OF the nations of the world.
! They tell of the rise and fall
of all peoples with the areasons and
C auses of ali such events. By reason
j of his work ons his former History Cor
/ Ready Reference and Topical Reading
bandS his life s5ady of history, Mr..
] Larned- the able author, is well3it.
! ted to write the present works and he
gives us two fascinating volumes ahat
comprehend the life of man. 1t is a
great thing these days of many beck s.
and verbose ones at that, to find such
a compilation of history and the
philosophy of all human movements.
I such as the author has given rs in
these two Volumes. They are most
nt.bgreasomof their arrange,
ment and indexing for instant refer.
ence; and they will! make an invalu.
able book IN any. even the largest H.
brary. E. c.. Keeeh of 4 Bradley
Place is the agent for Vermont.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1910-02-23
A Scare.

A woman rushed eXcitedly down an
alley In Manchester and stopped at a
house, She knocked once very nerv-
ously-no reply. A second knock pro-
Euced no answer. Presently the win
dow above was thrown open, and a
woman's face appeared. The woman
below looked up and exclaimed bur
riedly. Mrs. Skinner, yer 'usband's
got a months imprisonment ~OE:
dear me, Mrs. Thingumy," replied the
other, low yer did brighten me.
thought it was the man after the rent
ag'in!- Manehester Guardian
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1910-02-23
Drip caff.,a ror the f.ervous.

F. D Pieros, Barton; P: J. kinney, ocls=sHs
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1910-02-23

s'Rea1ly. the performance OF Romeo
and Juliet was magnificently done.
Every one in the theater was in tears"
That's nothing. Why. last week,
when they gave The Brigands,' it
was so we'll done that when the per-
Torrance was over my wife's bracelet
was missing "-Manchester Guardian.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1910-02-23
Rosy Cheeks.

Little dabs of powder,
title daubs Of paint.
OF course will make pale face
Look as If it amt.
But a little Rvdale's Toric,
: Taken thrice a say,
Makes the pale chee2 scsv.
In wise old Natare's way.
It beats the artifciisf
Applied both thjEk and thin.
And CAM be rubber q I'll with reg
FJrlt's unde1neatsa the skin.
SO throw SWAY your paia5 btx
The pAintless oink look. jst,
And Ryuale's fouic never ais,
When 81 wen a fair test.
F. D Piercs. Barton: 2. ]. Kinney. OsIe-szIs
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1910-02-23

Every man to his traden is an old adage
familiar to nearly all of us. Rydale's LIVER
Tablets are made from the prescription OF
the best spec alists in the u. S. on liver trou-
hes He knew his trade. The Rydale Rem
edy Co made them and they know tn cir trade
so Tablets in metal OK 25c. Try them and
be convinced. F. D. Pierce, Barton, F. j
Kinney, Orleans.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1910-02-23

1t Is superstition of the Chinese
that sneeze on New Years eve indi
Gates misfortune for the coming year.
and to overcome this he is obliged to
go to three families of different sur
names and beg from each of them a
little cake shaped like a tortoise. which
must be eaten before midnight.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1910-02-23

Knowing that some people SAY toof much
we will close wifi the fotl6wfr remark Ry-
dale's Cough Elixir is guaranteed under the
U. s.. Pure FoOr and Drugs Law. Serial
Number 2119 to contain neither Morphine, OPP
ium, Chic coform nor opiates o. any Find,
to be ABSOLUTELY harmless. F. ID. Pierce, Ba, :
ton, ~. Kinney Orleans,