Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1908-191?, 1910-06-11

poses of replenting.
Those New York hens that lay black
eggs are infringing upon the province
Of the Easter rabbit.
And now they are mixing poker and
bridge. Tho antl-adulteration laws
should be strictly enforced.
German dirigibles have been making
flights over Holland. This may be sig
nincant. for II beats tho Dutch.
Farmers are organizing to cut out
the middlemen. That old reliable end
man, the consumer. will hold his Job.
About this time Of year tho unlver-
sity alumnus. after trying 10 remem-
Der his college yell. gives II up as a
bad Job.
The man who stole duck and was
sent to Auburn for II must now real
iEe that II is much cheaper merely to
chase the duck.
According to & scientist, dreams are
The fulflment OF wishes Al any rate
they are all the fulllment lot OF
wishes ever get
The college professor who insists
that tho dangers OF kissing have
been immensely overrated is making
a strong bid for popularity
Verify. the complications Of life
multiply. II takes enough men now TO
train a champion prize fighter TO put
a play on the stage with a large cast
Viewed as peace preservers the new
battleships, costing S6,O00,OOO each.
ought TO be put under bonds to fur
nish us with $12,O00O0O worth OF
peace.
Berlin workingmen have taken
pledge not to eat butter for three
months, That indicates one place
where oleomargarine is likely to be
sold for what II is
Los Angeles school children have
been running their little tummies by
eating too much pie. The great Amer
ican nation may have to establish
pie censorship.
A St Louis woman who was dying
asked to have her pet dog poisoned,
that II might accompany her TO the
spirit world, or. probably. at least un-
I'll she was safely out of St Louis.
A Chicago Judge declares married
men have a right to sQuSnder some of
their money on themselves n they
want 20. Yes, Judge. but how muchY
That's the real point.
The recent cannibalistic perform
ances In the South sea islands seem
90 be n conclusive answer TO the old
charge that the cannibal natives OF
thar part of the world doa't like mis-
sionaries.
A blind singer OF Massachusetts
took trip in a balloon IN order 10
enjoy q new sensation. He made a
totally new record in ballooning; he
did not remark when he came down
''how strange II was TO see tho earth
dropping away from under him"
According 70 New York dispatch
wedding rings are passe, and smart
young Inatronr" no longer wear them.
Perhaps this is because so many
"smart young matrons" haven't room
for their eutire collection Of wedding
rings .,-,--,.,..
.@ss ---
A new order OF the treasury depart
ment prohibits the importation into
the United States OF the European
startling, putting the bird IN the same
class with the mongoose. the English
sparrow and fruit-eating bats. So far
as this country is concerned there
fore, the cry OF the startling will be.
mot, II can't get out" but 81 can't
get inl"
OF late the shadow OF the fatal mi
crobe has hovered over the trembling
lips OF expectant lovers. They have
been browbeaten, cowed. terrified.
Intimidated by coldblooded investiga-
tors their kisses have become OF the
Intangible Tennyson kind, by hope
less fancy feigned as lips that are for
others" The cold-blooded bacteriolo-
gist has meanwhile buttressed the cry
OF that cynio OF cynics, Dean Swift.
who wrote: Lord. wonder what fool
II was that first invented kissing"
Though a man dropped dead in a
department store while shopping with
his wife, II is doubtful II even this
will break some women OF the habit
OF taking their husbands along.
Several firms who have been selling
nne Mocha and Java coffee which did
not contain berry OF either OF those
coffees have been fined $40 on prose
cutions by the government. Really II
would not seem as though such a fine