Gilpin observer., 1910-07-14
OBSERVATIONS

enemies. They never borrow money
from you.
A woman tells us that angels don't
gossip. Where do women go when
they die?
A millinery display. this year looks
like most anything person cares
to imagine it.
Don't wait to throw flowers on the
coffins of the dead. Throw verbal bo-
Quets while they may bring happiness
to the recipients.
Anyway the man who chloroforms
you and cuts out your appendix
doesn't stab you in the back.
The happiest memories of later life
are the happy moments spent at and
over mothers knee.
The man with swelled head fails
to appreciate the advice that there's
lots of room at the top"
An old adage might be revised to
read. Better be alone than marry
someone whose temperaments are in
compatible with yours"
Most men would be willing to let
the women vote if in return the fe-
male sex would let the men dictate
the style for feminine headgear.
The mosquito who punctures the
epidermis of the crouch with his pro-
boscis and makes a meal of his cor
puscles must want to commit suicide.
1t is not the principles that you
believe in that makes you what you
are. 1t is the policies that you fulfill.
The Verney Organ company will
here after make washing machines as
we'll as organs. 1t ought to have start
ed sooner and sold the washing ma
chimes in a number of places where
it disposed of the musical instru
ments.
A Kansas paper says that because
the drastic prohibitory law passed by
the last legislature, the Kansas edit
ors will have to quench their thirsts
with that due from delinquent sub
scribers." There will be no lack of
liquid refreshments.
The world is benefited by the lives
of some people-and by the demise of
others.
Many a father, when a boy, got
away with piece of deviltry for
which his own children get trounc-
ing.
The handwriting on the wall was
all right in it's day, but the person
who wants to scatter news rapidly
these days uses the newspapers and
magazines,
The young lady looking for an ideal
hubby will make no mistake If she
picks out one who is an ideal sou tc
his mother and ideal brother to his
sisters.
A married man is sometimes a
singular success.
Every man likes to flirt with the
lady on the top side of the silver
dollar.
You can't expect your wife to be
an angel and work like the devil all
the time.
An Indiana woman, whose maiden
name was Partridge, has had three
husbands, named Robin, Sparrow and
Quayle. That's a case for the game
warden.
The person with an education may
stand the best show of getting en-
ployment, but your diplomas won't
hold down your Job for you.
A man being sued for divorce on
the grounds that he kicked his wife
out of bed while having a nightmare,
says that his wife weighs about 200
pounds more than he does and that
the claim Is therefore ridiculous. This
evidently makes it horse of another
color.
Some folks get to the front by
hanging onto those ahead.
The talk about big dividends on
airship stock is mostly wind.
Don't stand on formalities. If Op-
portunity don't knock at your door,
go and hammer on his.
A message to Mars would cost 10
million dollars. according to Prof.
Pickering. There is no congestion Of
service as yet.
An Illionis woman poured kerosene
on her husband and set him on fire.
This fellow is getting his what Sher-
man said war is" right on earth.
A Kansas Judge rules that as far
as the law is concerned a married
woman can go by any name she
chooses. And she will probably follow
up the advantage by calling her hub
by any name she chooses.
After listening to all the learned
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