Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-06-21
Topics of the Times

week. We may now look tor settled
weather.
| The capital of the universe has been
moved back to Oyster Bay.
|
| The question is now being repeatedly
| asked. What are we going to do with
| ROOSEVELT" More properly the ques-
ton should be, What is Roosevelt 60
ing to do with us?"
| The rulers of Europe are resting
easier.
Tendencies.
! In Boston they are advocating the
sale of milk in the original packages.
Perhaps a rebate will be offered for the
return of the COW
| Doc Cook may be dead one, but he
must employ a wide awake press agent
| Teddys homecoming completely
overshadowed the return of Com
mander Peary. Our polar adventurers
seem to choose inopportune times for
their personal triumphs.
~ attorney lived on every street in
Marshalltown. Since the announce
nent that automobile seorchers would
be prosecuted only one driver has had
the courage to attempt burst of
speed OH North Fourth street.
Guthrie should make no complain
about losing the capital. She also loses
Governor Haskell.
The way TO build up the republican
party is to rebuke and fumiliate our
two senators and the majority in con-
gress. II would make so many more
votes for republican candidates at the
polls this fall, you know.
Automobile owners in ten counties
are oiling up for a run to Afarshalltown
on the Fourth. The great parade may
extend beyond Grundy Center.
For one day at least the Alternately
kids did not usurp the front page.
Secretary Dickinson will tour the
world. Can it be that the secretary
has aspirations?
Don't worry about The future of the
colonel There are always remunera-
tive positions to be found in vaudeville
~,
! Quite step from advising the pub
| lie on the worlds great problems to
acting as chauffeur of a grocery wagon,
but the high school graduate takes it
without finching.
That fellow who inquired, "Who is
this man Roosevelt" was probably a
constituent of Joseph Benton Foraker.
Now Theodore, Jr, remember the
teachings of thy illustrious father.
Huh says Oyster Bay to Beverly,
you're not so many"
Which date line do you look for
first, oyster Bay or Washington?
If it is as good corn weather in
Washington as it is in Iowa, We don't
wonder that congress is in a hurry to
quit the job.
Meanwhile, maybe we could get an
eminent authority to tell us, Is Gillette
d nollycoddle? There are a lot Of
/ ,i,oIy !, &c
! And. great guns! it was on the an
niversary of Waterloo that Teddy came
home
We see 10 objection to those who do
not approve of prize fighting taking the
! lively interest they do in the outcome
/ Of the Jefries johnson encounter.
/ Among the causes assigned for the
j high price OF meat are these: The
/ trust, the tariff, the scarcity of cattle.
/ the high price of grain. the rapid in
| crease Of population and popular ex-
travagance. You pay your money
and take your choice"
! The passage Of the statehood bill
! probably is heavy blow to the sane
Fourth movement in New Mexico and
Arizona
Down south they are eating fried
! chicken because beef is so high. In
this section when we eat fried chicken
it is because We can get it.
| Reno has been the scene Of other
disagreements, or are they generally
agreemen
Taft got another degree the other
day and is now an A. B., LID, D. G. L.
and J. D. There is one degree, how
ever, that Is beyond him, and that Is
the degree of T. r.
It is said OF the horse that he is
holding his own. Maybe the price OF
beef offsets the auto.
The eighteenth Of June being past
the Fourth Of July may now safely
peek out Of its hole.
Thare are i,305 holding companies in
the United States, A holding CONF
pany. be 1t known, Ia q company that
never let's 60 of anything.