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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1910-08-05

Evangeline-Rachel never can tell
anything without exaggerating H.
John-Thats why believe her
when she tells her age
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Aromatic Effects.

What you ought 10 do" said the
physician, is to take the air in an
automobile or a motor boat"
Can't | stay home and open a can
OF gasoline7"
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Give yourself opportunity-get out
OF the old road, where the stink wag-
ons go rushing by. and take the path
across the fields Of new thought
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Clear white clothes are a sign that the
housekeeper uses Red Cross Ball Blue.
Large or. package, 5 cents.
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We are still patiently awaiting the
advent OF wireless politics.
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Real Novelty.

Knocker-Say. here's an original
baseball story.
Second Senior-How's that.
Knocker-Hero wins game In eighth
inning instead Of ninth.-Yale Record
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A crazy person thinks every one
else is insane. and love is blind be-
cause II imagines everybody else Is.
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GOOD GOMHINATION on exclusive Mfg prop
.fUu al x H. patent All steam and re 10 ads
,narket. Also tlad0 watch repair outfit, cheap.
K II. R4tcheider, sizkiyou. oregon.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-11-17
We. the People.

The phrase I'VE. the people of the
United States" in the preamble Of the
constitution read in the first draft of
the constitution as follows: I'VE. the
people OF New Hampshire, Massachu-
sets, Rhode Island. Connecticut, New
York, New Jersey. Pennsylvania, Del
aware, Maryland. Virginia, North Car
olina. South Carolina and Georgia, d."
ordaln. declare aud establish" etc
Though unanimously adopted by the
convention. the wording had to be
changed to We. the people" simply
because the constitution, which had
not as yet been ratified. was to go into
effect when ratified 10y nine states,
and, not knowing which states wcr"
to ratify, the naming Of the state'
was. of course. out of the question
New York American
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-11-17
CASTAWAYS.
4 Canoe Accident and What
Came of It.

tcopyfisht 1910. ~ American pre-s
fI4ffuN


iCopyfisht 1910 ~ American Pre-s Asss-
eiatipul
Clifton rlunR to the overturned ca.
noe, hiH dripping cuuntcnance IN close
proximity to another one an the other
side. staring him ont Of counieuanre
with Its blue eyes, dancing and mis-.
chlcvous.
"Did you save the luncheon bnsket -
asked Rose anxiously.
"lt saved ITSELF replied CLIFTON.
There goes the paddle" announced
Rose swcetly. Can you paddle with
your hands? Jim Wright can. but he's
u Regular fish in the water anyway"
~ have noticed Inc was something Of
lobster remarked Clifton. staring
after the vanishing paddle. AS |
can't swim | suppose you'll have the
glory Of saving my worthless life. You
see was born and brought up on the
prairie, and except for rock bottomed
streams, there are not many tempta.
tions to learn"
Rose balanced herself gracefully in
the water, her heavy serge skirt weigh
ing her downward Lets walk
ashore She suggested
Clifton thrust his feet down and felt
bottom. "Oh, | say, you knew it was
shoa water all the time" he protested
hotly.
"Of course I did" rctorted Rose imp
ishly. THAT is why | upset the ca.
noe"
You did"
She nodded.
why? Just to make silly ass OF
me?" His young face burned resent
fully. lie had been n source of amuse
ment for Rose Burton this past month
He was glad his four weeks leave OF
absence was drawing to a close. He
looked at the disappearing paddle in
an agony of shame that he could not
swim that little distance and recover
it. Because he could not they must
wait on the shore on the lonely island
until fate sent some hulklng. brown
llmbed athlete from the hotel, comb
ing through the waves with the long
overland strokes that Clifton yearned
TO duplicate, and the paddle would be
brought back or another would be
fetched from the mainland or the am
phibious athlete would paddle with bis
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-11-17
CYCLONE FORMATION.
The msshaaicsi ta~s kss ths ssrs
as IN > Whirips8i

IS IN Whirlpool
ANY oue can make the exact counter.
part ~ cyrluue II bp so desires 0f
COURSE cyclone Is cnusrd by the air
ever big area getting warm aud
huht With smull pressure. This air
consequently tries to rise almost ~
body and lpntrs partial vacuum be-
hind. but the outside cold mir rushes
In from nll sides Now. It Is n sricn.
tiac aud mechanical truth TINT when
fluid runs IN from OH sides tuwnrd n
central point Il causes whirlpool or
rotation Of the Huid The exact anal.
ogy of cyclone. then. although with
the fluid water instead of air Is seen
when the stopper IL pulled out OF the
bottom of basin fun Of water An
almost perfect vacuum. as far ~ the
water Is concerned. ia caused by the
water Immediately over the stopper
running out The rest Of the water
rushcs In from all directions. and
whirlpool IS the result There IL one
difference here from the air cyclone
IN the mir the force with which II
rushes toward the center greatly com.
presses the air whlrling at that point
and makes It very dcnse-so dense. I'm
fact that a straw carried I'm the cen
tral whirl can he driven into big
block Of wood without bending. OF
course In a whirlpool the water Is not
compressed. remaining practically the
same In density all the time That
Is one highly important property OF
water; II is practically incompressible
Nevertheless It is very interesting l."
see the whirl form In a basin and
know that the mechanical laws arr.
the same as In the formation Of a cy
clone many miles -Harper's
Weekly.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-11-17

hands or his feet-anyway to get Rose
Burton to the hotel in time for the
hop that evening.
At this point in his meditations
Clifton found himself on til" beach
tuggng the canoe high on the sands.
An instant later Rose G"ippci ashore.
wringing the water pm her skirt and
tossing the wind 5 I cugIs from her
pretty brow.
For a brief instant she stared ut the
green canoe. and then. with little
contemptuous toss of the head. she
bent down. seized the gunwule anl
pushed the light craft back into the
water, where it bobbed to AMI t!o
tautallZingly out Of reach
why did you do that" demanded
Clifton impatiently.
1t Is of no use without the paddle"
remarked Rose carelcsSly. Then,
peering into the stranded luncheon.
basket she exclaimed: II declare II
there is drop of water or anything!
That was splendid idea of Mag
gie's, putting enameled cloth under
she knew we might be upset.
"Of course she knew | was going
out and took every precauuon, NUT
tered Clifton, pulling off his sodden
shoes and socks. But l thought |
heard you telling Maggie to wrap the
whole business in cnameled cloth be-
fore you put it in the basket"
i; 81
she gathered dry sticks for Il fire and
piled heap OF driftwood about it.
Where did you get matchcsT de-
manded Clifton. peering into the wa
ter soaked compartment of his match
safe.
In the basket Between this fire
and the hot sun we ought to dry off
quickly. Yes, bring up all the wood
you can find. and there are two blocks
that will serve for seats and that
huge fiat stone for a table. Why. we
shall be quite Robinson Crusoes or
Swiss Family Robinsons, whichever
you choose" she cried gayly
81 choose to be the Swiss Family
said Clifton. with rising spirits
What could he better than to find
oneself on lone island with Rose
Burton for companion"
"Why?" asked the girl. pausing in
her task
"Oh-er-they led a most domest.
Nfe, you know" said Clifton
Il choose to be old Robinson Cru
zoe, and you may be my Man Friday"
said Rose graciously.
THAT suits me-
'Well, stop loafinG then-it's not
Sunday, you know, and Friday should
be busy"
Fetching wood for the cracking fire,
searching for water in the thicket,
finding none ard coming back to dis
cover the great bottleful contained in
the basket. Clifton waited upon his
companion with all the devotion thai
the real Friday might have offered hls
master.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-11-17
A MASTER OF METAPHOR.
It Must Have Relieved Him to Get This
Out of His System.

II Must Have Relieved Him to Get This
Out of His System.
water consumer in a certain city.
whose supply had been turned Off be-
cause he wouldn't pay, wrote to the
department as follows:
"In the matter OF shutting off the
water on unpaid bills your company
is fast becoming a regular crystalli2ed
Russian bureaucracy, running in q
groove and deaf to the appeals of re
form. There is no use OF your trying
TO impugn the verify of this indict.
ment by shaking your official heads in
the teeth of your own deeds
''If you will persist In this kind of
thing a widespread conhagratlon OF
the populace will be so imminent that
1t will require only a spark to let loose
the dogs Of war in our midst Will
you persist In hurting the cornerstone
Of our personal liberty to your wolfiSh
hounds of collectors thirsting for its
blood? IL you persist the first thing
you know you will have the chariot
Of justly indignant revolution roll
ing along in our midst and gnashlng
its teeth as it rolls
IF your rascally collectors are per-
mitted to continue coming to our doors
with unblushing footsteps. with cloaks
of hypocrtical compunction In their
mouths. and compel payment from
your patrons this policy will result In
cutting the wool Off the sheep that
lays the golden egg until you have
pumped it dry, and then farewell,
long farewell. to our vaunted pros
perity. y."-Everybody's.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-11-17
NIX. WEBSTER.
Ne Turned OUT NOT 10 Be a Myth
After All.

lCopytleht. 1919. by American Press Asso.
statiOn
The revolution of 1878 bud collapsed
AZ one time II had looked as II all
Europe would become republican. but
the democfatic cause was not destined
NJ least then to succeed. Those who
had been prominent In the cndeavor
10 shake OF royal authority were ny.
Ing from the scene of their operations
with a view tu saving their lives or
themselves from an infinitely long
term of imprisonment
one evening at that hour when the
day IS not quite done and the night
not yet begun woman. unattended,
entered cafe on the Boulevard de
Capueiu in Paris ard took seat at
one Of the tables. That was at a time
when a lady could not with propricty
walk alone ou the streets Of the
French capital much less enter Il cafe
I'm the evening unattended.
At a table near 10y the one OF which
the lady sat n man ~ a distinctly Ger.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-11-17
THE BRIDGE FIGHT.
a Quarrel Between Two Ends OF
a Town.
~ William ALFRep COREY.

BY WILLIAM ALFRED COREY.
tConyright 1910. by American Press Asso-
Ciation
II tell ye Dicks not been bought
OF It's a baselcss slandcr that had
better not be repeated in my hearinr'
william shapiro. representative farm
er Of the north side" was proud Of
his son Richard aud rrllgiously ieal.
ous Of his honor.
We'll, neiehbor," said Hanson. put.
ting his foot on the hub " Shnpiro's
wagon. I'm only tcllin' yc what's be.
i'm whispered around I don't want
yc 10 think. neighbor, that ! suspect
Dick. Fer from 10. Eut It's oufortu-
nate Jest at this time. with the bond
election only week of an us n-try
iu 70 git up n debate with them side
Fteppin' south sldcrs to have our best
speaker disappear without clear cN-
PLANTATION. Yc really can't blame pco-
a fer talkn' An then he's with
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-11-17
SILK SOCKS DOWN MARRIAGE.
Irish Clergyman Says Finory Prevents
Marriage.

That the desire of youu" men to
decorate themselves in sar .".;' iiAcry
is the prime cause why uHHr GliI to
place their necks under the yoke Of
matrimony is the assertion of the Rev.
Samuel Hemphill. n distinguished Irish
clergyman.
1T seems that the young men of
today" said DR.. Hemphlll. prefer pat
ent leather shoes and spats and fort
nights swelling about Il watering
place or a game OF billiards at club
every night to the delights of family
life. Their wages in most cases will
not permit both the sartorial adorn-
ment and some sort of club and a
wife, so they so in for flashy clothes
and let n lot of sweet girls pine out
their lives in maidenhood. Better the
love of a sweet wife than all the silk
socks and gaudy waistcoats in the
world"
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-11-17
The Origin of Grocer.

Grocer appears in Holinsheds Chron-
icle. 1850. as 'grosser." and in other
medieval records it is sometimes writ
ten "cngrosser' and was applied to
the spicers ana pepperers who were
wholesale dealers in various spices
that is, who dealt en- gros-in large
quantities. as distinguished from ire
orators" who were retail dealers. The
Grocers' company first adopted the
word grocer In 1873. when the spicers
and pepperers allied themselves into
single poration.-London Express.
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-11-17
Aqreed With Har.

Tramp (at the door)-If you please,
lady Mrs. Mugs (sternlyl-There,
that will do. l am tired of this ever.
lasting whine of Lady. lady" am
Just plain woman. and Tramp
You are. madam, one of the plainest
women I've ever seen an one of the
honestest to own up to it
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-11-17

GIVE ME YOUR ORDER FOR HIS RELEASE y
man type was dining. He, too, gave
evidence of being OF the higher class
one who was used to giving orders
rather than receiving them. In his
buttonhole he wore the rosette of an
order of the kingdom of Prussia to
which none who could not at least
write won" before his name might be
admitted. He had finished his repast
rinsed his fingers in a glass bowl, care
fully wiped them and his lips with a
napkin and lighted cigar. Then he
leaned back in his chair and began to
look about him.
There was something in the unat
tended lady that was familiar to him
For some moments he scrutinized her
features 81 have seen her some
where" he said to himself. but where
or when for my life l cannot tell"
While the gentleman was thus try.
ing to place the lady and musing upon
her social position. his eyes constantly
fixed upon her. she was ncryiAs her.
self for coup of which h" was the
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tect woman from insult? | have al
WAYS heard Of the chiyalry OF thr
\ French. And yet here am |. stared ut
nv thar man uoinriuyI as q common
ou+cost and mo- mgu prasaur comes tr
my darcr.c"
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Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-11-17

Greatest Consumption Sanitarurn.
1t is propu.,rd =" convert Rlackut,i..
island, New York. now used for pens
institutions ms the greatest tubrrcr
osis suniiariunl In the world
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-11-17
NeedS Proddinu.

1T Is n great mistake, Mabel, to
tritie with the affections of a man who
loves you by encouraging some one
else"
well, he's little slow, auntie 1
think he needs a pacemaker."
Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, 1910-11-17
The Ono to Pay.

When she was Lady Randolph
Churchill. Mrs. George CORVALLIS
West consented TO electioneer for Mr.
Ashmead- Bartlett in his first parlia-
mentary campaign. Mr.. Ashmead-
Bartlett was married to the Baroness
Burdett-Coutts, a very rich woman,
who was nearly forty years his senior.
Lady Randolph, with her beauty and
charms. did splendid work for the can
didate.
To group of farmers she said one
day:
Won't you promise me to vote for
Mr.. Ashmead- BartlettT
MY lady" said red faced farmer,
with a chuckle, "we'll all vote for him
If every vote IL be paid for with a
kiss"
THANK you very much" said Lady
Randolph. "Your offer is accepted
I'll send for the Baroness Burdett-
Coutts at once"
Barbados Densely Populated
One of The most densely popula'.'
places on earth is the British ISLAM
Barbados Though its area comt'
only 1tG square miles. it has ~
2nN,0no Inhabitants, or over 1,2i.
he squar" mile.
The sun., 1910-02-13
ANGLERs FEATHERBD FRIENDS
Birds Found Along Course OF Fishing
streams In England.
From the westmiRstsr Gezstts.

From the Westmtnster Gd1sus-
The thrushes have been singing merrily
OF late. but these are not by far ths only
feathered riverside companions Of the
angler at the present season.
Water hens are often to be met with,
and very tame and friendly they are at
times. Here and there that expert fish
catcher and diving bird the lesser grebe 10
encountered: kingfishers. uttering their
shrill alarm note. Hash by a. the angler spins
for pike or float fishes for roach. the willy
heron is noted In the distance. rocks and
wood pigeons are In ths same meadow,
and often enough q gay cock pheasant
boldly struts from the coppice hard by in
close proximity to where the angler Is
seated and has a bite.
OF course there are many other birds.
wildfowl and gulls, for instance. which the
angler notices. and up the Thames, owing
TO strict preservation. the hngfshers are
growing quite numerous. Three and four
and sometimes as many as half q dozen Of
these brilliantly plumaged birds are now
often seen In the course Of q days fishing.
Dabchioks or lesser grebe are also fast
on the increase in the Thames valley: in
fact they are becoming too plentiful from
an anglers point OF view. owing 10 the
immense number OF Ash they destroy.
Some OF the gulls when very hungry will
swoop down on the anglers pike bait. and
In this way several have hooked themselves
and been caught.
The sun., 1910-02-13
Jewish Colonies In Holy Land.

From time to time various colonies OF
Jews have actually returned to the Holy
Land. There are records OF Jewish settle
ments there as early as ITO. and In the
sixteenth bic century the city y q Tibsriss.
built.
But Il was not until comparatively modern
began. In 1873 the Ideas OF Laurence
Qllphant and the Earl OF Shafteebury took
definite shape In the purchase Of 700 acres
foundation OF the colony OF Petsh Tikwah
After the Russian persecuti lon Of 1881 large
nS Isos thnre we're about ooo isx,Isb coic.
Dists In Palestine.
The sun., 1910-02-13
ROLLER SKATING ABROAD.
Paris Has the Craze and London starts
an Exclusive Sunday Club.

All Paris has gone wild over roller
skating and the various rinks are gay
all afternoon and evening with per-
formers in various degrees Of perfection.
Even the parks and the streets have their
skaters. and the broad asphalt walks
OF the Tuileries and the Luxembourg
make fine practising grounds for small
boys and girls. The keenest OF all skaters
whether roller or otherwise are the Eng
lish schoolgirls in Paris, and II is astonish-
ing. says the Queen. TO find how many
there are Of them.
In London the Olympia Skating Club.
an exclusive organization for enjoying
roller skating on Sunday afternoons.
has aroused opposition among church,
goers, but it has come to stay, at least
until Easter
The sun., 1910-02-13
Making a sermon snck.
From the Cumberland PyesbyteyiG

Fronl Ne CuRnbeTEdHd FTesbvfeTtdn.
One Of the reasons why We so easily
forget the teachings Of the Bible Is because
we do not put them into practice. Dr.
James g. Gale tells OF Corean who learned
the whole OF the Sermon on the Mount and
then walked q hundred miles in order to
recite it to his pastor, When he had fin-
ished he was told that he must practise the
teaohing.
He replied: That Is the way I learned
70. tried to memorize u, but II would not
stick, so hit on this plan: would mem
Dor OF mine and practise 1t on him. Then 1
found II would stick" All OF US would know
much moro Scripture than we now know
and the knowledge would be OF far greater
value To the world II we would follow the
Corean's method OF making II stick.
The sun., 1910-02-13
Hand Painted Limoges CHR

Sgps And Ssuce.: reguarly SOC 70 g az use to
Choooate Pots ree,Io ~ 90 ~ s a. "a W
nm enn salad Bow regularly 20 %, az k0c 20 e1Ss
sugar Cream sets regularly $50 TO o. at &c. to "a
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1910-02-23

Newman the Great, will hold forth
in the Garland opera house for two
nights, beginning Friday, February
25th. Newman today is one of the
greatest hypnotists in the country
and his coming to Malta will be a
treat to all. Don't fail to see him.
Mrs. j. @. Ebaugh returned last
Saturday from two weeks stay at
Alhambria Springs. Mrs. Ebau9h
stated that she had an excellent time
and that she in company with Mr..
Ebaugh visited the mines in Butte
and the large smelter in Anaconda,
where they seen many interesting
sights.
Miss Madge Clark, popular young
lady OF Malta was quietly married
last evening to Mr.. George Douglas,
OF Crandall, Manitoba, Canada The
ceremony was performed by Rev.
Isaac Raider. The young couple left
same evening for the grooms ranch
i'll Canada, where they will reside in
the future. The Enterprise extends
hearty congratulations to the young
couple.
James Murray the popular druggist,
was confined to his room the latter
part OF last week with a bad cold.
Is. I'll. koke, the harnessmaker sub
stitued Mr.. Murray, and succeed
ed very we'll, with the exception of
one or two orders that he mixed for
some OF the young men of Malta, who
called for some medicine to cure their
ills, and instead of the right medicine
Mr.. koke handed them some of Muir
rays guaranteed egg layer medicine.