Amador ledger., 1910-02-18
GLOBE SIGHTS

1t is to transplant trees.
When a married woman is only 20
years old she is mighty proud of the
fact.
Much of the tart" and Couture"
you hear so much about is simply
loafing.
When boy breaks his own bicycle,
he breaks his sisters while his is being
mended.
II you think everyone has it in for
you it will not be long until everyone
will have.
Let wise man have good luck few
years and he will do as foolish things as
anybody.
If the difference between two opinions
is wide enough it is safe to be that
both are wrong.
The evangelist is not the only man
disposed to send to hell all those who
fail to agree with him.
II it was not for pen and ink and the
public platform, some men would burst
with their pent up emotion.
Say what you please about heirlooms,
all that most of us have are collections
of time -honored family jokes.
Every time a woman hears OF a
widower who has taken a second wife,
she treats her husband little meaner.
We try to be reasonably patriotic, but
have been unable to worry much abou
that extending crack in the liberty bell.
Grammatical note: Considering the
amount of hair a woman wears these
days, it is quite proper to speak OF it as
''them. -
We wish someone would invent new
kind of meat: We are dead tired of the
same old beef, mutton, pork and
chicken.
Considering the energy with which
women 60 after fly or bedbug, it is
strange there are not more woman en-
tomologists.
Occasionally a man thinks he is
quite popular with the girls, when the
facts are he has proven himself useful
servant
You can find a plausible theory in
support of any fool notion, but unless
there are few facts back of the notion
it is apt to tlatten out.
Until girl is ten years OF age it is a
pleasure to receive little attentions from
her. for you know she has not yet tegun
to think of marrying.
AS proof that people are willing to
work tor glory, we offer the fact that it
is usually possible for lodge to secure
corresponding secretary.
Everything is going all right with
me-" man occasionally says to HIM
self, without knowing he is saying it,
land things are getting monotonous; |
believe | will 60 out and hunt trouble. !"
Whenever Christian scientist leaves
town without giving everybody her ad-
dress, and telling everybody where she
is going, rumor arises that she has
entered some hospital for an operation.
What has become of the old fashioned
man who wore nightcap on his head?
| (Note. The location of the cap is de-
sigDated that it may not be confused
with the one frequently worn in the
stomach.
Fashion sings like the pendulum of a
clock, from the extreme in one direction
to the extremee in another: Big sleeves
one year, skin tight sleeves the next {:
Big hats one year, tiny hats the next
And it is with this popularity Of
fashion in mind that the woman with
tiny door knobs of hair on their heads
are taking hope again: Who knows?
Perhaps fashion, which has been ap-
proving wagon load of hair, will next
year put its stamp of approval on the
two or three hairs some women are
wearing wound around and around q
hair pin.
There are many tests of woman S
qualifications for the best society, but
the biscuit test is supreme: The
smaller her biscuits, the more eligible
she is for the real inner circles, and, if
her biscuits arc as big as pie-pans, she
is still out on the edge.
Speaking of sermons; There was a
good one at the theatre last night and
the text was paid in Full" " A man
did wrong, and he got punished for it.
That is all there is to the longest SER
mon ever preached: Do wrong, and
you will ger punished for it..
An old woman and young woman
were recently planning a new home.