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The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31
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Wouldn't 1t be nice within a week or
20 to begin to say goodbye forever to
the scalding. dribbling. straining. or too
frequent passage Of urine; the fore
head and the back-of-the-head aches:
the stitches and pains in the back; the
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The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31
No Eruit-Box Law.

Neutrality-suspicious. OF the members
Of the House committee on agriculture
who have attended the hearings on the
Lafean bill to prescribe standard-sised
boxes for shipping apples and pears.
state that they do not believe the bill
will be reported from the COMMITTEES.
The showing made by dealers and job
bers in fruit for the necessity OF legis-
lation was not. In the opinion OF mem
bers of the committee, sufficiently con-
vincing to warrant the proposed lesis-
lation. Oregon and Washington fruit
growers opposed the bill. while Colo
RADIO growers favored 1t.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31
GEN e RAJ.

Jack Johnson win begin training In
April.
Chicago men claim their new airship
will cross the Atlantic in day.
New York Republicans are preparing
to welcome Colonel Roosevelt.
The condition of Senator Daniel OF
Virginia is reported as improved.
Forty present and past councilmen
OF Pittsburg are under Indictment for
bribery.
Fire destroyed 100000 worth OF
mills and elevators at New Ulm. Min.
nesota.
President Taft was a guest OF the
University Club. Albany, N. Y. Satur
day night.
Chicago had another dynamite bomb
scare Thursday night. Small damage
was done.
February excavations at the Panama
canal were the largest recorded in any
single month.
The Carnegie steel plants in Penn
sylvania and Ohio will hereafter be
closed down Sundays.
The strike of the leather workers
promises to be settled soon. One hun
dred are involved in Denver.
Detroit, after nine years controver-
sy. has decided to accept Mr.. Carne-
gie's offer of $75O.OO0 for a library.
As the result of race war, two ne
groes we're lynched at Marion, Arkan-
sas. Friday morning.
The Chicago Council has passed an
ordinance limiting the exposed point
OF hat pins in use to one-half inch.
Chicago anti-saloon forces will not
bring legal action to compel the cleo
ton commission to place the saloon
question on the ballot for city election.
A Rock Island train was wrecked
near Green Mountain, Iowa, Monday.
and forty-five people were killed and
thirty-eight injured.
Eugene N. Foss Democrat) Of Bos
ton will succeed Congressman Lover
ing Republican). Tuesdays election
having given him 5.S4O votes the best
of it
The P. Railway managers and fire.
men reached an agreement in Chicago
Wednesday. The wage question will
be arbitrated and other differences
were compromised.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31
FOR THE SKIN AND SCALP

Because Of its delicate. emollient.
sanative. antiseptic properties derived
from Cuticura Ointment. united with
the purest OF cleansing Ingredients
and most refreshing of flower odors.
Cuucura Soap IL unrivaled for preserv-
ing. purifying and beautifying the
skin. scalp. hair and hands. and. as
sisted by Cuticura Ointment for ,dis-
pelling itching. irritation and IN
nammation and preventing cloggins
Of the pores, the cause OF many disfig.
uring facial eruptions. All who de-
light in clear skin. soft. white hands.
. clean. wholesome scalp and live.
glossy hair. will ind that Cuticura
Soap and Cuticura Ointment realize
every expectation. Cuticura RENE
dies are sold throughout the world.
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp. sole pro-
prietors, Boston. Mass. Send to them
for the latest Cuticura Book. an au.
thority on the best care Of tho skin.
scalp. hair and hands. It Ii mailed
free on request
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31
Follow this advice.

Quaker Oats is the best of all foods;
It is also the cheapest. When such
men as Prof. Fisher Of Yale University
and Sir James Crichton Browne.
LID, FRS. of London spend the
best part Of their lives in studying
the great question Of the nourishing
and Strengthening qualities Of differ
ent foods. it is certain that their ad-
vice is absolutely safe to follow.
Professor Fisher found in his ex-
periments for testing the strength and
endurance of athletes that the meat
eaters were exhausted long before the
men who we're fed on such food a.
Quaker Oats. The powers OF endur-
ance Of the non-meat eaters were
about eight times those Of the meat
eaters.
Sir James Crichton Browne says
eat more oatmeal. eat plenty Of 1t and
eat 1t frequently. 80
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31
A LITTLE THING
Changes the Homo Feeling.

Coffee blots out the sunshine from
many q home by making the mother.
or some other member Of the house
hold, dyspeptic, nervous and irritable.
There are thousands Of cases where
the proof IL absolutely undeniable.
Here Is one.
A Wis mother writes:
T was taught to drink coffee at an
early age, and also at an early age be-
came a victim to headaches. and as I
grew to womanhood these headaches
became q part Of me. as I was scarcely
ever free from them.
About five years ago a friend urged
me to try Postum. I made the trial
and the result was SO satisfactory that
we have used 1t ever since.
my husband and little daughter
were subject to bilious attacks. but
they have both been entirely free from
them since we began using Postum in
stead of coffee. no longer have
headaches and my health Is perfect"
II some OF these tired. nervous. ir-
ritable women would only leave on
coffee absolutely and try Postum they
would fnd q wonderful change in their
life. It would then be filled with sun
shine and happiness rather than weari-
ness and discomfort. And think what
an effect It would have on the family.
for the mood Of the mother is largely
responsible for the temper Of the chill
dren.
Read 'Ths Read to Wellville," In
pkgs. There's . Reason"
Wvsp rpaA the aAOvo DstteeV 4 nevs
e1o opDoars fro0 t1Aa - t10A TbsJ
are geaaAaes txOAs - fun - hunnnn
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31
Tho Rioht Spirit.

Apropos OF Valentines day. pas
senger on the Bermudian said:
Mark Twain once told US. in a little
Valentine day speech on this boat, OF
an Irish wooer who had the right
Valentine spirit. Acceptance or re-
lection he could take with equal
grace.
"'Will ye be my valentineT he said.
on February IA. to the girl he loved.
NO she replied: 1 am another's.'
He heaved a sigh and said:
"'Sure. thin. darlin'. wish ye was
twins. SO that l could have at laste
the half OF ye.'
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31
WHERE SHE HAD HEARD II
Mrs. Jackson Quite Confident She Had
Picked Out a Biblical Name for
Her Boy.

The late Bishop Caller was once
asked to baptize negro baby boy.
Name this child" he said. address
ing Mrs. Jackson. the mother OF the
black mite.
"Hallud."
That's a strange name. Mrs. Jack
tatingly.
Scripture name." rejoined the
happy mother. with confident grin.
Il never saw II In the Bible"
why. bishop. how kin yuh stan up
dar kiddin' a ole ignorant niggah laik
I is? Yuh says dat name whenevah
yuh says de Lawd's prayer-'Hallud
be thy name!' !'"-Success Magazine.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31

am now enjoying."-Mrs. SARAH
LoUsIoNoNT. 41l 8. Livingston Street.
Brook6eld, Mo.
The Change Of Life is the most crit
cal period Of woman's existence, and
neglect Of health at this time invites
disease and pain.
Women everywhere should remem-
Der that there Is no other remedy
known to medicine that will 20 sue
cessfully carry women through this
trying period as Lydia E. PinkhAm'
Vegetable Compound. made from nA
tive roots and herbs
For so years 1t has been curing NO.
men from the worst forms Of female
lls-infiammation, liberation, dis
placements. fibroid tumors, irregulari-
ties. periodic pains. backAche. and
nervous prostration.
II you would like special advice
about your case Write . cOnAde0.
tial letter to Mrs PinkhAm, ~
Lynn. Mass. Her advice Il frea.
and always helpful
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31
AEYeURN OF IDAHO SEES INJURY
TO THE STATE OF IDAHO
IN ITS PASSAGE.
BORAH IS IN FAVOR OF IT
BILL REGARDED As MOST iMPoR-
TANT IRRIGATION LEGisLA-
TloN BEFORE CONGRESS.

Washington. March rs Senator
Hepburn OF Idaho today made VI
cious assault on the Warren bill which
day. authorizing the secretary OF tho
interior to dispose OF water from gov
eminent reclamation projects to Carey
act companies. corporations and
irrigation districts and to Co
operate with these agencies in the con-
structfon OF reservoirs and canals for
supplying water for irrigation pur-
poses.
Heyburn's colleague, Borah. favors
the measure. and while Hepburn may
delay 1t. passage is expected by its
friends.
The bill has received the indorse-
ment OF the Interior Department and
the committee on irrigation OF the Sen
ate and SO far as Is known. has the
support OF the western senators ex-
cepting Hepburn. who. when the bill
WAS called up for passage by Senator
Warren. objected to Its consideration.
This objection was overruled by the
Senate and the bill taken up.
fringed upon the rights of Idaho to
control It's water and that under Its
provisions the secretary OF the interior
could invade that state and make dis
position OF water. although the state
constitution and the act OF admission
placed the control Of the streams OF
the state In the Jurisdiction Of the
state itself.
II was pointed out by Senator War
rem that the measure would not In
fringe upon any rights OF the state or
Il individuals. and that II contained =
uroviso specially stating:
mo water shall @ distributed other
wise than as prescribed by law as to
lands held In private ownership with
In government reclamation projects"
In his response to Warren. Senator
Hepburn made a savage attack upon
Wyoming. saying that when the en-
larEed homestead act came up Wy
ominE was It's sponsor and undertook
to force II through the Senate and
compel Idaho to accept statute 1t
did not want Idaho. he added. is not
an appendage OF Wyoming and he did
not propose to allow the Wyoming
senators to secure the passage OF an
act he believed a vicious proposition
for Idaho.
Senator Warren. who was in charge
of the bill. was willing to have Idaho
excepted from Its provisions. but Hey
burns colleague. Senator Borah. would
not agree to this and insisted that the
measure would be as beneficial to
Next to the measure to authorise
the issuance OF certificates OF indebt-
edness to complete irrigation works.
the bill is regarded the most important
irrigation Legislation before Congress.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31
Record for stranssness.

A Niagara Falls man tells this
story:
"A Buffalo man brought a relative
from Scotland here to see our grand
spectacle. The two gazed at the fall
in silence long time. Then the Buff
falo man heaved a sigh and said:
"'Ah. Cousin Donald. did you ever
see anything SO beautiful and strange?
THE Scotchman, after a moments
thought, answered calmly:
"'Weel, for bonnie. yon's a RIGHT:
but for strange. no-fur l once saw
in the Town O. PEBBLES peacock Wit
. wooden leg"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31
An UnsalIant Outlook.

Again, the ungallant outlook Of
some husbands causes divorce" said
ex.Gov Pennypacker. in a witty after
dinner speech in Philadelphia.
1T is amazing what an ungallant
outlook some men have. / said one
day to Bucks county farmer:
Have you got a wife. HansT
why. yes. to tell the truth. have
Hans replied. For the little bit the
critters eat, 1t amt worth mans
while to be without one"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31

An aching back is instantly
relieved by an application of
Sloan's Liniment.
This liniment takes the place
Of massage and is better than
sticky plasters. 1t penetrates
without rubbing through
the skin and muscular tissue
right to the bone, quickens tho
blood, relieves congestion, and
gives permanent as well ~
temporary relief.
Here's the Proof.
Mr.. JAAEs g. LEE, of 100 9TH b.,
0.E., Washington. DO, writes Thirty
Year, ago fell from . scA6old and serf-
ously injured my back. suffered terri
bly, st timcs from the small Of my back
all around my stomach was Just ~ II
had besn beaten with . club. used
every plaster could get with no relief.
6loAns Liniment took the pain right
out, and can now do ~ much ladder
work - any man In the shop, thanks -
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31
Civic unrioht.ousre.. In p,...burs

Pittsburg. Pa.-Exposure Of the ap-
palling details of Pittsburg's civic un-
righteousness, indictments against
thirty-one present and past council
men, and a demand upon the directors
of the city repositories to investigate
their own boards and ascertain the
bribe-givers were features OF two pre-
sentiments made by the grand jury FIJI
day.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31
Driven by Hunger to Desperation.

Mrs. Mode had just returned homo
from the country. to discover her pre-
viously well-stocked wardrobe empty.
Good gracious. Herbert" she cried to
her husband. where are all my
clothes? And what in the world Is
that big black patch out on the lawn?"
"Nelly." he replied mournfully. after
! had starved for two whole days. you
wrote me that the key Of the pantry
was in the pocket Of your bolero. Well.
! don't know . bolero from box
plated rune. and was desperate. so
I took all the things out on the lawn
and burned them. Then / found the
key among the ashes. Mag
axine.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31
The Simple Life.

Hungry Guest-Afraid I'm bit late.
but hope haven't kept breakfast wait
ing.
Hostess-Oh. I forgot to mention
that we're trying the no breakfast"
plan. and feel SO much better for It
We do trust It will have the same Of
feet with you.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31
Two Die In Fire.

Chicago (Saturday.).-Two people
arc known to have burned to death
and several others are believed to
have perished in = fire that de-
stroyed . dwelling on the Southwest
side early Saturday morning.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31
Msaro Lxnehed bx Mob.

Pine Bluff. Ark.-Resenting alleged
improper conduct on the part OF
Judge" Jones. negro. and a young
white woman. a mob Of forty gathered
at the county Jail Friday night. over
powered the jailor and deputies and
hanged the negro.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31
Difficult Choice.

(which do you prefer" said the idle
conversationalist. life In the country
or in the city?"
I'm not sure" answered Miss Cay.
enne. 1T depends on whether ! am
in a mood to be attacked by a COW
or . trolley car"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31
Sloan's
Lininent

Mr.. j. p. EvANs, of Mt. Airy, Ga,
says, "Aftsr being AFFLICTED for three
years with rheumatism, used Sloan's
LnImsnt, and was cured sound and
veil, and Am glad to say haven't been
troubled with rheumatism since. MY
leg va badly swollen from my hip 70
my knee. One-half . bottle took The
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31

Senator Plat Wills Estate to sons.
Owego. N. YAH the property Of
former Senator Platt is left to his
three sons under his will. which was
admitted to probate here Friday.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31

PILES CURED IN TO IL DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT is qua ranteed To curc any case
al lie hing Hind. bleeding Prosruding Pilss II
10 u days money refunded. -
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31

How men would kick II their wives
struck for an eight-hour day.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31

O8too D8c1 70 t0
time that wo mon
may expect nature
to bring on them
the Change Of Life
I got . bottle Of
Lydia E. PinkhAm'0
Vegetable Con-
pound and It made
me feel much better.
and I have contn-
ued its use. I am
very grateful to You
for the good health
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31

Dv. rierc.'s Pleasant Pellets resuiase and invi9
~ente stomach, liver and bowels bugAr-ooatSd
uny grAnuics- Easy 70 take - candy.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31

Hso enu svoihn8 ous
Sloan's Liniment
has no equal IS 4
remedy for Rheu-
matism, Neuralgia
or any pain or
stiffness in the
muscles or joints.
hiess, H., soe. ~ S1.0o
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The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31
WOMEN
OF MIDDLE
AGE
Need Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Brookfield, Mo.-"Two years ago ]
only weighed l1s pounds. Ny trouble
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31

Ever notice how easy 1t 10 not to
save money?
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31
Sporting Definition.

Sporting Definition.
Tommy.-Pop. what is hope?
Tommy's Pop.-Breaking a pair to
draw to nush. my son.-Philadelphia
Record.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31

Second thoughts prevent a man
| from having lots OF fun.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31
PERRY DAVIS. PAINKILLER

vhea Thoroughly rubbed In relieves strAins and
sprnins In jolnta musri-s from any cause. Al
GruSxisis Is. 70. c ai,-s LArBs bottles The pssi
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-03-31

Prospective Tenant (noticing sew
eral inches Of water In the cellar)-
My, this cellar leaks.
Landlord-It don't leak drop. That
water has been in here for two
months and not q single drop has ss-
caped
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z D ! I Z D. b r
James Fl. CasseU
Sport : SPICE.
c A S S


WOULDN'T MAKE YOU PEEvIsH7
that the
waop Beyond
his wonderful
not because of terrific kick.
10 be Shown
frs List to this for few moments and will
situation:
Jeffries'
with knack of hitting hard
lived with either hand
did hit
Nowhere it," he said
"Wel, hit anybody hard coud?"
Jefes afraid of the
didn't hit him l
wanted him last three rounds could
punches at him."
Chicago where Gentleman
the night little talk-fest
a remark,
result" listen
magneJeff afraid hit the fellow
him
the other fellow
mansaughter charge.
Sharkey
him didn't himself sliced ribbons
afraid hit Gentleman Jim
stiff blow. He didn't have the kick.
It's always after the of mans achievements
inclined magnify things Fizsm-
could
grant wicked waop protest
with the kicks of Sullivan Fitzsmmons
of that k
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HE WAS A FAITHFUL FAN
BY Addie Joss.

is the natural thing
lete certainly admirer,
times to champion his
While the player rule chance
he the estimation of his in
to hear the
there times when he chance listen
cussons, much to his
1t not nequent discussions of this
their opinion to the merit player
opinions such that readily
WAS A FUNNY INCIDENT.
Chicago question Jakey
Atz who covering second White
a
Early the AtZ
be chances and 1t until
the right field beahers yelling slipped
another chance yelled take him
rest came through with this: Put Reilly in Reilly the nedr
Comiskey picked up at Yale and when this yelled
just little than
WAS A HOT ARGUMENT.
moment there the
and II could easily be heard the
my Sullivan kept Jake right the job much the
first and third with when
right through the box
When started looked like dollars plugged
but Atz
grabbed the ball with his
ong tho ball TO second ahead of the retiring
wonderful fairly scntlated briiancy
applause that greeted the his
Itself When the excitement died
@sSn hisss were becoming normally quiet Jakes
n6o chance 70 - yelling
oo11l TAKE Reilly out"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-22

YPSILANTI, Mich, Jan. 22.-But
once in the history of coed basket
ball teams has an "Ypsi' state nor
NAL team been defeated, and then,
to rub it in, it was the Mt. Pleasant
normal, coached by a former
"Ypsi" girl, that turned the trick.
Ypsilanti's teams are coached by
Frances Cheever Burton, whose
success as a physical director and
coach has attracted country wide
attention. Mrs. Burton doesn't
conduct training table on insist
on a diet, but she gives close at
tention to her charges. All team
candidates must abstain from pie,
buildings, hot bread and biscuits,
candy, tea, coffee, and give up
social engagements so dear to the
college girl.
1t matters not how fine a player
she may be, the girl who will not
promise to give up these pleasures
may not try for the team. And the
girl who shows the least sign of eX-
haustion after practice period is
not permitted to continue.
The training is calculated to give
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-22
DIAMOND FLASHES

Chief Myers, the Indian backStop
of the New York Giants, is playing
ball around Los Angeles.
Hard luck, Brick Umpire Owens
of the American association will
have to officiate in that organiza-
ton for two more years.
Mike Jacobs, the old Louisville
third sacker and late umpire in the
Central association, has sent in an
application to President Chivington
asking for a job.
Eddie Ashenback, the manager of
the Syracuse club of the New York
State league, has signed Second
Baseman Anderson of the Topeka
club of the Western league.
Colonel Brooks, head of the Yer
non club, intends to fight for his
share of the games with the Chi
cago White Sox. Berry harbors an
idea that he is entitled to all OF
the games.
Outfielder Mattick, the property
of the Chicago White Sox, will in all
probability be turned over to Den
yer. Last season he played with
Des Moines.
Bill Bailey, the wonderful side
wheeler of the st. Louis Browns,
will winter at st. Louis.
Buffalo is anxious to secure
Jerry Downs and Claude Milan from
Washington.
A we'll known authority has it
that Dick Egan drew down $500
last year.
Higgins, who cavorted around
| the bench, took down $4,000 as his
share.
The Bloomington club of the
Three-I league has transferred
| Pitcher Clark optiOnally to the
Burlington team of the Central as
ISOLATION. Clark is the slabstel
that worked in that memorable 2t
| games against Decatur.
| u
, Mike Finn has purchased the con
trolling interest in the Waterbury
club of the Connecticut league.
| II
Larry Mclean. the tall backstoI
of the Cincinnati Reds, just cam
keep out of trouble. He recently
! got into an alteration with nigh
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-22

Waterman and was hammered all
| over the face.
The night system of playing ball
will soon be tested at Philadelphia
George Cahill, owner of the light
ing plant, has been in consultation
with the owners of the Philadelphia
park to try the experiment.
Pitcher Bills thinks that he is en-;
titled to tryout in the major
| leagues.
The Columbus team of the Amer.
| lean association is hot after Catch.
er Bemis of the Cleveland Ameri.
cans.
Manager McGraw of the New
York Giants has hurled def at the
st. Louis Browns for a few prac-
tice games in the spring
Brooks, the Fresno amateur, will
get tryout in the Tacoma outfield
next season.
From st. Louis comes the report
that all the clubs in the American
league have waived claim to Ruben
Waddell, the side-wheeler of the
Browns. Does this mean that Reu-
ben is ticketed for the minors
Three years ago he was the star of
the company. but Rube took the