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Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1910-05-20
FIVE GOOD RE EASO ms.
Why lie Voters of codington
County Should Vote for. G. x.
Seward for Circuit Judge

First 70 promote promptnessA
and dispatch Of business IN court,
thereby saving the county and tax
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-06-07
SAMMY'S HAIR CUT

Sammy Elster of New York has disappeared and his
mother is tearfuy beseecing the newspapers and police
to find him.
OF course, there is nothing in boys running away
from the shetering parental roof many have done the
same thing.
But Sammy away because he wanted his hair cut
and his adoring parent didn't.
1t that Sammy got it into his head that he had
ougrown the Little Lord Fauntleroy" style much
admired by fond mammals.
Mrs. E1ster has arrived at the conclusion.
Maybe when got to that stage of understanding
where perceive that cruelty may be defined in
ways than one will refer to the society for the proven
ton of cruelty to children the each individual
Sammy has against his mamma when she thinks Sammy
is a baby until he can look over dad shoulder.
On the other hand if Sammy really likes to pose a
"Ite Lord Fauntlerov doctor at once or, better
bers of the corner gang"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-06-07
CHOCOLATE CREAMS TO
LIFT LID IN DRY
TOWN

LANSING, Mich, June THE
chocolate cream souse is the latest
mystery the police of this city,
which is now dry, have to wrestle
with in their efforts to keep the
town from becoming an oasis. The
chocolate cream thing was discov-
cred by a policeman who arrested
Mrs. Fred Rex, who was evidently
not bothered by the dry spell.
Police were unable to make the
women tell where she had satisfied
her thirst, but they noticed that she
was carrying a number Of chocolate
creams and was Mortified Che said)
to discover the thing was filled with
brandy. Police are now looking for
the candy manufacturer.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-06-07
DEY BUILD SOAP BUBBLES UP IN DER AIR
OSCAR und Adolf Talk
Abouid Vot Dey Will Do
Ven Dey Realize on Der
Colt Mine-But Id ISIS
Mostly Delirious Delu-
sion.
BY FRED SCHAEFER,

EN- ROWT Ito our golf mine).-
AID diss writings me und Adolf iss
trafeling as fast as wheels can take
us to der OSCAR und Adolf" claim
We ISIS occupying a drawing room
in a flat car-id ISIS right ofer der
draw bar. Ven we take possession
of diss claim we will be fortunate
Until we get Id we are imatchining
vot We will hat. Won ding we hall
decidet-only der pure golf will be
remofed. Anydings unter "a clarets
will be trowed away.
I'D looks like we wass Gro
cusses,' | said, 'eferdings we touch
sciss into golf turned"
Well, den, please don'd touch my
boddle of cough medizin," croaked
Adolf, cor maybe you will turn il
into chloride of golf, just ven my
appetite for trink iss becaming a
blessing"
Id iss grant to dink we can want
for holdings now. For my part
felt like bllionjaire Und Adolf
he said he felt bilious, too.
"Don'd you dink we ought to pay
der national debt?" I asked.
"Vot ISIS der use" said Adolf. 1--WE
can't kip up nit billion dollar con
kresses." Adolf ISIS a optimist mil
boils.
Some people don'd know vot tC
dit nit wealt ven dey hat i'd I toll
Adolf man vonce who hat a five
pount golf nugget und used i'd for ;
paber weight und dit nod know
vot id vass, ha, ha, ha,
'Ha, ha, ha! | see der choke,
said Adolf. "He hat i'd all dot tim,
und dit nod know id wass a pabe
weight" IND yet murder ISIS ;
! crime.
After a vile Adolf, blinking of al
der money. said, Il belief | will ge
me a valid"
"Ach," I said, "but no man ISIS ;
hero to hiss valid
we'll, ! don'd want to be-" rebliet
Adolf. EFF my valid falls in de-
rifer von'd pull him ouid."
| hat bedder ieda vot to do mi
my COLT.
Il dink I will buy my wife a pear
dog collar" | remarked 81 wonder
of dey will trow in a chain ~
Adolf said, Il dink I will buy my
wife diamant stOmacher."
asked him eff hiss wife hat del
stomach ache. but he dit nod an
swer me, only nit a painful silence
Nit so much vealt as we will
hat he said. Il subbose | better
get a fireproof safe"
I'D ISIS no use" I tolt him, you
cancd take your wealt nit you ven
you die"
But later | sugchestet dot nit our
money we ought to buy a railroat
Diss dit nod make a hit nit Adolf
He said "Ach, no, I yOult hate tC
beat my way on my own railroat."
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-06-07
POINTS

Henry Clews Wall banker prophet that "the
opposition rail-
Frightening
held
railroads. inside
apologize for not having
Gossip lust
of thought is sometimes sidetracked
What is so rare as day Spokane
Ing.
a mans push that usually gets him his pull
man know about himself
in June? That previous remark
We'll. i % of
m--and they're only rare, but raw
spokan is fne pickens" North Coast
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-06-07
HIT BY 3 AUTOS, IS
SAVED BY HORSESHOE

RICHFIELD, n. J., June ct
was three times and out with John
Chester today, and he believes he
would have been killed had he not
clutched horseshoe all the time
Less superstitious persons, how
ever, sheer at him, ''If that horse
shoe brought you luck, how was it
you were hit at all?"
Chester had just picked up the
horseshoe when an automobile
struck him and tossed him to one
side While Chester was shaking
his fist another car came along and
Chester leaper to one side. but he
was struck and hurled 10 feet.
Again he was unhurt.
He had almost reached his desin-
alton when for the third time an
automobile struck him. He was
flung into field, where he lay I'M
conscious for half hour. No
bones We're broken, however.
Not once did he let go of the
horseshoe, and he has nailed it over
the door of his stable.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-06-07

On this 15eth day the Moon.
farthest north, has Jupiter in
square and Venus and Saturn
in benefic aspects. The indica-
tions are such as astrology al
ways holds excellent for human
affairs. They rule powerfully
for fortune in love and money.
It should prove to be wom-
ems day, being full of influ-
ences that favor her tempera-
mentally and physically. Men
will do we'll to listen to fen'in-
Inc counsel and reasons with
unusual attention.
Shopping is always held to be
singularly benefited in such
signs. All matters related to
dress, personal adornment gen.
orally and all the arts and occu-
pations that make for beauty OF
person or adornment are under
good auguries.
Amusement, entertainment.
visiting, dancing, music and
singing are favored by the
signs, especially In the late
afternoon and evening.
Commerce and industry
should benefit greatly. The
time is likely to be suspicious
for interesting men in new
undertakings, getting support
for great plans, instiiling life
Into business affairs and reor-
panixing, remodeIine or altering
Business methods In lines that
have fallen into ruts.
Opening new places Of bust
ness and removing, changing or
eniargine old ones should prove
fortunate In this period.
The day 10 marked as good
Ter engagements, courtship and
weddings.
saturn IL propltious for real
esfats, building and all other
matters connected with the
parth or ~ produce.
oGd persons are under good
Milling plsnsts.
Yhsrs arises = sign that fore
ella that In the days 70 come
No vhxil - @wUndsss -
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-06-07
Horoscope
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 8, 1910.

Now Venus rules with stately
fire
For that which women most
desire.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-06-07

animal Her pedigree dates back through many gener
atoms of aristocrats. She will be four years old in
July and she's worth 81 900.
Pauline goes to take the place of the late defunct
"mooey'' who was accidentally killed some time ago
Pauline comes to the Tafts gft-a $1,000 present
The constitution says something about the president S
accepting presents from foreign potentates
But this is gift from Senator Stephenson of Wscon-
sin, who is not foreign potentate but merely of the
grand dukes in the kingdom of ''big business"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-06-07

speed and great deeds Of
strength"
According to herbal astrol-
ogy. today is good for barley,
ounce, rye, plantain, beet and
flaxseed under Saturn.
Persons with this birthdate
are under planets that gener-
ally indicate that their subjects
can best conserve nerve force,
mental power and bodily vigor
by frequent recreation in the
open air.
Children born today are un-
der stars that frequently give
great love for agriculture, gar
dening and kindred occupation.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-06-07

Veil, after ALL" l addict, Il voult
RAIDER own brewery"
''Ef you dit, dere voult be no way
for you to spent your money" OBJ
serted Adolf. 'Bedder you buy a
comig opera"
"Bosh," | said, Il voult RAIDER hat
you as two comig oberas."
But" conceded Adolf, you coult
fall in lif nit der belladonna, und
hat a press atchent."
Tank YOU" l respondanced, 81
voult RAIDER any day hat a vein
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-06-07
most Anything
Josh Wise Sayss

"A bit o. nonsense now
an then no doubt, is per-
duced by cuttin' up monkey
shines inter little pieces.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-06-07

why should the spirit of mortal
be proud?'" quoth the impassioned
orator. Then he paused for a mo-
ment to let it take effect.
Well" spoke up half inebri-
ated man in the audience, "Tll be
the goat. Why should it?"
Butcher shops in Springfield, IT,,
have been closed on Sunday, largely
through the influence Of the minis
tiers of that town.
John Laws of Orange county, N.
c., has been holding one office, that
of register of deeds, for 81 years.
And yet they say there is no good
in the Osler theory.
The real name Of "CIara Norris"
the actress, was Mrs. r. c. Harriott.
Il defy anyone to name field of
endeavor in which men do not re-
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-06-07

ceive more consideration than
women" exclaimed the orator at a
suffraget meeting.
THE chorus" murmured some
irresponsible person.
Straight hairs are nearly cyIin-
drical; curly hairs are eliipticaI or
flat.
Old Dame-And what were We
doin' up in Farmer Giles field?
Boy-I were takin' fortygrafs.
Old Dame-Then just we put EN-
back at once, We wicked varmint.-
Tit-Bits.
"Young men think old men to be
fools, and old men know young men
to be so."-OId Proverb.
Hes most remarkable office
boy said the business man.
'In what way?"
I'm spite of the fact that the base
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-06-07
NEW WI4ITEHOUSE COW

The white house milkman
has been notified to call
around for the empty bottles
and discontinue his early
morning visits to the eXecu-
tive mansion.
The Tafts have got a cow.
Her name is Pauline
Wayne.
Quite a classy name, ism t
it, Rut Pauline is q classy
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-06-07

1t is believed that Monte Ball,
whose left leg was crushed while
riding on a Northern Pacific train
Sunday evening. will recover.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1910-03-12

Sukc4A1SA14 oDsSA ' =. - |
ish wealth OF natural beauty = Pc
came an easy thing fer the hand OF
man to give the finishing toucnes
which have wrought out the coiors
and outlines of the big picture.
Man did all this In the laying OUT
OF the streets with their wide margins
OF parkage. The entire city becomes
q great park. with driveways inter
secting. miles upon miles OF drive
Ways so goou as to attract motorists
4f6tR9SUe over the continent.
And a. tor the pavements, pave
fmdrts THAT look ana act IKE granite'
-where else between the eastern
and western seas are SO many miles
in proportion tos lnnapltants: Inc
pavement Question stanQs Win the
street as one OF the cn1e1 craving
cards. Till some unpeard OF
place reports more and better, Day
topar throws down the gauntlet 70 the
world.
Squirrels, Flowers, Birds ana rrut.
i Whatever comes SHORTCOMINGS ana
however 1ndlfferent or even caiious
ope may be to many tnlngss the mere
mention OF mowers anu squirrels
birds. ana fruits VIII send t1rin
that Is reflected IN dlstended pupns
ana pr1cKed ears.
For every vlsltor WITH spare goo
Der there is bunny ready to come
and accept your GIT. He VIII SIT Doll
upright and knaw into the meat,
casting furtive, saucy glances at you
meanwhile.
| Flowers. Usually fresh and bloom
ing the year round You are reminded
| OF Goldsmith's couplet where
ESmiling spring its earliest visit paid
And summers lingering blossoms
In one yard roses OF varlgated hues
predomlnate; another household has
penchant for the polncetta and the
premises are aflame; another is hid
den in jungle OF tall cane Variety
is the spice OF life and here is where
you lind 1t.
/ The birds fit IN, and with their
joyous notes help to give fullness
and symmetry to the picture
AS for fruits, choice citrus fruits,
Daytona yields the palm to none for
quality and quantity per acre. There
are scores of citrus groves in prox-
unity to the city, branches bending
to the earth with their burdens of
luscious golden globes, which for
beauty, proflicacy and all desirable
qualities would truly astonish you.
The Fastest Autos and The Finest
| Out.
| The seventh world wonder, do you
ask? Come, whether from Missouri
or from Maine, from Kalamazoo or
Timbuckto, and you will be shown"
4 Here is where tho worlds rpoOrd for
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1910-03-12

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leAs ene web apparently SOFT oeacn
'ne iounu Pd1tlSies settle down
in'o : eelhsn' almost as nara as as
pnai'' Oeyono the comprehension OF
ono VINO mas moi seen It. Repairs are
y d TWICE edcn q hours
. iy IsOuli' oy me noes.
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iee.' anu can DC used from Two hours
ai'er untli TWO hours before nigh tide,
thus giving an average OF seven or
eisns nouis iol autoHooliing some
PART q eaCn Jay.
oeaoreeze ana Daytona Beach each
nave a permanent population OF ap-
RloAlInateiy iouu.S sanitary orol-
nances are strictly enforced, streets
ana SIDEWALKS are well kept, and
new streets are being opened as last
as the increasing population de-
mands. Besides hotels and boarding
houses there is ample cottage acco-
modat1on for all winter visitors.
Seabreeze contains handsome
opera house and a Congregational
church; at Daytona Beach IS N. =.
|nuIcn. An excellent high schooi
is situated near the division line be-
tween the two towns. Both towns
nave enterprislng business establish
i1shments, as IS evidenced by the
advertisements on the lett and r1shl.
All the attraetiveness OF Seabreeze
appiies TO Daytona Beach, the TWO
towns being SO similarly Situated
ne development OF Daytona Beach
mas oeen FULLY as phenominaI as us
sister on the north, and each year
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1910-03-12

Why the Architect oof the inverse
chose to give Daytona the Lost ad-
mirable, the most picturesque natural
setting Of all the cities of the South
is not revealed, but that such is a
fact must be apparent to the most
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-03-29
HOW GAS PROFITS WERE LOST.
Failed to Follow Court Ruling as to
Depreciation, Says Service Board.

A T. Weber. chief statistician Of the
Public Service Commission, showed yes
terday that the net earnings Of the Con-
soliddted Gas Company, including its net
earnings from gas production and the
dividends received from it's subsidiary
companies. s6.5OO,37o. would have been
larger If the company had followed the
decision of the Supreme Court Of the
United States in fixing the rate charged
for depreciation
The statement prepared by the commits
sion from the reports Of the companies in
the Consolidated Gas system showed that
the total amount Of earnings set aside for
depreciation in 1909 was. in round num-
hers, s2,7oo,o 900, which was figured at the
rate OF 10 cents Thousand cubic feet
sold The United States Supreme Court
IN the So-cent gas case disaIIowed as un-
reasonable the amount which the Console
dated Gas Company was charging for de-
probation. and held that an allowance Of
~ cents thousand cubic feet was sufi-
Gent 10 cover not only depreciation but
also repairs and renewals
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-03-29
SENTENCED FOR STUMBLING.
Brooklyn Man Said To Be Former Hus.
band of Helen Bowie

Brooklyn detectives say that Frederick
Osborn. Of NO. a. Third avenue. Manhat-
tan, Nho was sent 10 Sing Sing for nine
years and three months by Justice Crane.
Of the Supreme Court. i'm Brooklyn vcster-
dsy for SWindlinG, was once tho husband
NJ Helen Boyle the woman who is servin.
an eighteen-yesr sentence for the ktdnap-
ping Of Willie" Vhitla from his home in
Sharon. Penn.
The detectives say that Osborn married
MTs. Boyle under the name Of Parker ten
years ago. few years later they soma
rated. She went To Chicago and Osborn
came 20 this city. A dispatch from Pitts
burg quoted Helen Boyle as DENYING that
She was his wife
Osborn. with Jeremiah Bond. II NJ. "a,
'ieTmont avenue. Brooklyn. was charged
With s~indlinE James Nicholson. of No. 80
Ninth avenue. that borough. out of 500.
Bond also Was sentenced yesterday. lie
will serve not less than two wears aud
three months nor more than four Years
snd six months ia Sing Sing
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-03-29
TOOK BRIBE rs TRAP.
Legislator Says He Has PAID
TO Fote for Senator Percy.

Jackson. Miss. March sS.-From maze
Of accusations and denials that money was
offered member Of the state Senate 10
vote for tic successful candidate for the
United States Senate from Mississippi. L. G.
Dulauey, OF Issaquena County. prorni-
nent PLANTER was indicted tonight for the
alleged rendering OF a bribe TO state Sena
tor Theodore Bilho. The grand jury did not
indict Bilbo.
A resolution pending in the state Senate
demanding the expulsion OF Bilbo was held
I'm allegiance until tomorrow. when q state
ment viii be made By Mr.. Bilbo.
All this came I'm rapid sequence after A
formal declaration by Senator BiIbo that
during the recent legislative caucus Mr..
Dulaney had offered him $looo if he would
support Mr. Percy: that s645 was 70 he
paid Immediately, the rest after the elec-
tion Of Senator Percy: that no accepted
the tender 10 be used as evidence in sup
port Of charges that irregular methods
were used To encompass the defeat of Mr.
Nardaman, of whom ne was "A supporter.
and that the money he received he handed
10 preacher with a statement Of facts.
This, Mr.. BiIbo declared, he told the grand
Jury
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-03-29
POSTOFFICE ROBBED.
Crack Safe and Carry off
$50 900 Loot an UagOns.

Richmond. Va. March 2S.-Under the
glare OF street lamp, cracksmen backed
wagon up 10 the door OF the Richmond
Postoflce either on Saturday or Sunday
night. pierced the vault with steel drills,
and made of with $500 in stamps and SlGO
in cash. A Waterman in the building was
undisturbed while the robbers entered
through a street window and did the job.
II is one Of the largest rObberies i'm police
annals Of the state.
Special Postofice Inspectors Harrison
and Barclay. from Washington. reached
Richmond this afternoon and started at
once on the case.
The Office had been closed since O'Clock
Saturday evening. When a clerk opened
the doors this morning the robbery was
discovered. Postofiice authorities and city
police hurried into action and decided that
:he hooters must have used horse and
wagon 10 get of with their bulky booty.
Mckim Marriott, the cashier Of the post
Office. had gone TO the country for the
weeks end. and is now on his way back
In response 10 hurry kilograms.
Though the thieves evidently had plenty
OF time they overlooked an envelope con-
tanning s2oOO in cash
II is understood tonight that there is a
clew which may lead TO an arrest. or sew
eral arrests. AT an early hour. This in
wolves a person said TO he "A travelling man
for a New York novelty house. who has
been traced 10 one of the local hotels.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-03-29
CLEARING UP BIG THEFTS.
Men Arrested Here Charged with Rob
bling Jewelry Stores in Other Cities.

IN Che arrest in this city of three men
Inspector NcCanerty said yesterday that
lie believed nc would be able 10 clear mp
three big burglaries. one I'm Boston, an
Other In New Haven and the third in
Philadelphia. All tho places robbed were
jewelry stores and the total amount stolen
is valued at $500. They were arrsigned In
the jefferson Market court and held in
$1,000 bail each for examination tomorrow
The prisoners, who were arrested last
Friday. describe themselves as Joseph
Goldberg. OF No. y Goerck street: Harris
Rothstein. OF No IS Goerck street. and
Jacob Goldberg. also OF No. y Goerek
street In the prisoners possession the po-
lice say they found portions Of the loot
taken from the three places.
Rothstein. the Inspector said. admitted
that he ha6 served five years in the Tren-
ton N. j. prison, and that once he opened
The safe OF Tho prison for the warden when
the combination failed TO work properly.
In order 10 do so he used heavy piece
OF chilled steel shaped something like a
can opener The police say such an instru-
ment was left behind az the New Haven
jeNelry safe that was robbed. The inspect
or said one Of The men had made a par
tial confession.
Detectives from Philadelphia. Boston and
New Haven arrived here yesterday TO ap-
pear i'm court when the prisoners are ar
raiEnsd