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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25
JUST FOR FUN

"Daubs says he's welded TO his art"
eff that's the case, nobody can ac-
cuse him of having married for money
birmingham Age Herald.
rs this Institution of an eleemosy-
nary nature2'
"Lor'. no, ma'am! Nothin' so grand
as all that It's orfan 'sylum. -
Baltimore American.
II understand your antagonist is call
ing you every name he can think or"
Yes" replied Senator Sorghum,
cheerily. but he hasn't much OF a
vocabulary. Washington star.
Miss Passay is furious with tha,
society reporter"
why so3"
"He published the announcement Of
her approaching wedding under the
Life
Rlobbs--What did Cynicus say when
YOU told him you thought he woul1
make a good husband?
Slabbs-He simply said he thought
he was worthy OF better fate.-Phila-
delphia Record
"The proudest boast OF tho oldtime
robber barons was that they never
robbed a poor man.
Those fellows we're amateurs at the
game" exclaimed the great captain OF
industry. land didn't understand how
much money there was in it."--Puck.
why don't you use blotter on your
manuscript" demanded the inside man.
81 do. sir" the outsider answered
We'll. you should use one that would
soak up all the ink" said the FIRST
cruelty. and tlrustlng back the manu-
script.-Buffalo Express
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

allowed them 10 override the maximum
fixed by the constitutional convention.
All bodies having the power TO spend
the public's money invariably spenu
all the law allows and then ask for
more. IL Is a weakness OF government,
that those In control OF the FUNDS
raised by taxation. become spendthrifts'
Were the assessing body tomorrow to
assess all property at its actual value,
the tax collected thereon would disap-
pear with the same marvellous rapid
ity as today and some OF the guard
ians or the public cNchequcrs would md
II most dlnieult to keep WITHIN the
laws provision for economy.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

The westchester, New York, Bank
trs association declares that hundreds
" persons have put themselves In peril
OF bankruptcy during the last six
months by mortgaging their homes or
hypothecatlng securities to buy auto
mobiles Those who have done this
viii md that wide IL the gate, aud
broad IL the way, that leadeth 70 n
nancial destruction, and many there
be which 60 In thereat,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25
HIGHER ASSESSING.
ogden standard.

One Of the county officials. who ia
vors assessing property at its actual
value. says there is danger OF extra
vagance and over-taXation. II the as
sessment rolls are enlarged without a
corresponding decrease In the rate OF
taxation. For Instance, the assessed
value Of property throughout the state
has doubled since statehood, but the
state tax rate Is held at the limit pro
yided by the Constitution. and two
years ago the boosters" would have
boosted the rate higher had the people
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

When New York state politicians visit
Colonel Roosevelt they do not talk Of
the clouds In the west and wonder
whether they viii bring foul weather
but they discuss literature with furi-
Gus strenuosity
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

The three great athletes OF the New
York police force, the greatest in their
specialties In the world-Sherdan
Flanagan and McGrath--have been re-
moved from their soft berths Been
given wide berth, so to speak.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

Mrs Belmont says there Is no longer
any chivalry among men. Certainly
not when Cervantes smiled SPANS
chlvairy away the smile was so broad
that Il covered the face Of the world.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

1t il the dash OF SANDER in ii
that makes gossip so pleasant. Take
out this dash of Islander and it becomes
flat, tale and unlnterestlng.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

Few people care TO hear both sides
or a story. being quite content To make
up their minds on ex parte evidence
Hence the growth OF prejudice
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

Chicago's health commissioner says
that bad teeth make bad citizens. This
is by no means so certain as that bad
teeth make bad breath
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

4 Cincinnati woman says that she
will never rest until the habit Of kiss
ing has been given up. There is less
rest for her than for the wicked.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

Some Los Angeles ladies claim 20
have charmed rattlesnake with their
singing II anything could charm a
rattiesnake II would be the singing Of
Angeles
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

Under the American" administra.
tion Of this city the police are not a
terror TO evil doors
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

what does tho public think" asks
ceiyed, wherein IL deceives itself.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

This liz the war cry Of the woman
suffraglsts: Equal and exact voting
privileges to all women and no special
ones to men
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

a big salaried office doesn't have to
look far for a man. In such cases he
is always johnny on the spot"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

Or. Crippen may be with Leon. the
japanese who is wanted for the muir
der OF white girl
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

why don't some OF the experts on the
conservation Of natural resources form
ulate a plan for the prevention OF for
est fires?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

The Colonel's political conferences
now assume the form OF the amenities
OF literature.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

Love goes where II Is sent. which
cannot always be said Of erf'and boys
and posted letters.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

The aeroplane may yet take the place
Of the bird o. freedom in the nations
affections.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

what the farmer wants now Is hon
est hearts and willing farm hands.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

The indulgent husband usually sees
to II that he is INDUCED first.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

A man may eat and drink but nj
present prices II is quite impossible
tn be merry.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

Senator Cummins' favorite work is
the Pilgrims Progressive Progress.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

An idle person Is usually more inter-
ested in other peoples affairs than in
his own.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

The umbrella trust continues to put
something away for a rainy day.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

or all persons the mud singer is least
entitled TO an immunity bath.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

Midsummer madnoss-a political con.
vention.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

a mans last quarter always looks
like thirty cents to him
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-07-25

porated In the government OF a state,
that government would be the best on
earth. IL also perfectly correct but,
let us remark, that the Church Is not
a state institution and does not aim az
state control. II does aim. however, az
the preaching Of truth and righteous
principles, until the entire world shall
be lmpregnated with those principles.
and the governments be influenced
thereby The Church Is In" the world.
but not of" the world. Being In the
world Il necessarily comes In contact
with the world on all sides. and its
aim Is to make this contact tell for the
solution OF all social problems IN the
interest OF righteousness Its aim Is to
be Il shining light In the world until
the entire human family shall be on
lightened. and the perfect reign Of the
Son Of God he established. That Is the
mission Of the Church In the world.
As 20 plural marriage, to which our
correspondent refers. 1t is. as is well
known here. no longer practised by the
Church But his views on that insti-
tuition are those Of many thinkers who
do not belong to the Church, and It IL
not impossible that the world, some
day. will find itself again disturbed
by lively discussion on that subject.
by It's own reformers and philosophers.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-05-24
MUCH Ell PASO
LAND WASHED AWAY

Flood questions were discussed az
Tuesday afternoons s7aetine of The
county commissioners, judge Evlar de-
clarlng that from 100 TO 200 acres OF
FL Paso county soil had been washed
TO the Mexican side By this sprinp,S
flood waters
county surveyor J. ". Eubank said
that orush and stone we're the bes.
materials 20 prevent the loss OF soil
strongly recommending their use. Tbs
FAoens-lsland bridge is being repair
e. and viii be passable by Wednes-
day Of this week.
herbert Num- was appointed road en-
glneer TO fill the vacancy made bv tba
reslSnatl ton Of r B. Meadows. M
Nunn. who has been acting as assistan,
10 mat office for about one wear viii
receive the salary OF $3.50 beginning
June / The voting place for district
No 26 will be changed from, Whit sn ~
to VintOn- -
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-05-24
DOUGLAS SCHOOL
GRADUATES
TWO
Negro Students Give Musi-
cal and Literary Program
at Court House.

Nearly every available foot of space IN
the 41st district court room was oocu-
pied Monday night by students of the
Douglass negro schools and their par
ents and friends who were in attendance
to witness their graduation exercises.
Several or the front rows of seats We're
occupied by white people
Two graduates. Mary Ella Foster and
Clifton Lee FarTeT. received diplomas
from professor \. r. Crozier, the newly
elected superintendent who took the
place of president Carpenter on the pro
gram owing to the latter's absence from
the city.
The program throughout was well ar
ranged, the music was a great improve
ment over that of previous years and
showed a wonderful grasp OF technique
by the young children who participated
THE Crimson Glow of Sunset Fades"
double trio in which Bessie B. Scott,
Viola X. Cleveland, Mary Steptoe, Lusha
N. Adams, Euella NJ Williams. and Tas-
mania D. Darden appeared, was easily
the feature of the evening.
Mary Ella Foster delivered an essay
entitled Una" which pleased the audi
ence, as did the Grafton of Clifton Lee
fdTTer on ne Nalue OF the STUDY or
the Classics" though there was a ten
dency on the part of the latter TO use
large and meaningless words
'The May Bell and the Flowers"
Ding Dong" Schubert's serenade and
. Good Night" were rendered by the full
chorus in pleasing manner showing
that the children had been well trained.
Buying Hat an interesting mono
log which showed training, was recited
by Luella Mae Williams, while Viola K.
Cleveland in a monolog entitled For
giveness" took the house by storm.
The invocation was delivered by Rev
Fl. R. Wilson pastor of the Second Bap-
list church. an address was made by
Rev. c. s. Long, pastor of the Visitors
chapel of the African Methodist Epis-
cOpal church, in which he called atten-
tion of those present to the benefits Of
education and the rapid progress the
negroes have been making of late years,
and the benediction was pronounced by
Rev Brown, pastor of the Methodist
Episcopal church.
Mr.. Crozier in presenting the diplomas
made few remarks complimenting the
children on the work they had done and
urging them TO continue.
At the piano Kate Craig, who has
taught at the Douglass school for several
years, presided and directed the chorus
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-05-24
YSLETA RESIDENCE
SOLD; NEWS NOTES
Soldier Boys from 23rd Reg
iment Are Camping
Near the Town.

Ysleta. Texas. May 24-Judge Loais
Folk has sold his residence near the
station to Rev. Mr.. Hanson of Manches-
ter, England. Judge Folks is having a
new home built on Alamo avenue.
J. ]. Smith has returned to his ranch
after visit 10 the hot springs near
Sierra Blanca
P. Candelaria of Ell Paso is the guest
of his brother, Francisco Candelaria-
Mr.. and Mrs Ralph Dimmitt and
little daughter Of FL Paso are at Valley
Inn.
Edward Downing has returned to FL
PasO after visit to J. W. Lowery and
w d. Lansden, jr.
Company C of the 23d regiment from
Fort Bliss is in camp near the HardaWay
ranch. The boys are out on a hike.
Rev. H. P. Bond filled his appoint
ment on Sunday DIR. Bond will continue
TO preach every fourth Sunday during
the summer at Valley Inn.
Miss Adelia Morgan and Miss Garrett
of Las Cruces have gone to Tennessee.
A l.. Peterman has returned from a
business trip to New York and Ken
lucky.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-05-24
FEDERAL OFFICERS
HOLD AN "UNKNOWN'
Is Unable to Understand
any Languages Says
"BO-g-eu."

"Bo-gi-Ou."
"What-is-it?"
immigration authorities would like to
know for they have the what-is-it him
self. He was found Saturday al Berlin,
Tex, in a box car with nine other
Cinnamon, only he is not a Chinaman-
He looks like a Chinaman, only he
doesn't He is a -'what-is-it?"
When the 10 Orientals arrived at
the local detention station, the Chi
nese interpreter found that one OF them
didn't comprehend his particular va
riety of language. They tried Spanish
on the man. a little French, and final
", in despair. some English. But IL
was no use.
At last the -what-is-it' grasped a
pencil and wrote a line of turkey
tracks. not up and down as do the
Chinese, but across the paper in Eng
lish fashion. Then he said "bo-gi-Ou."
and that was all. He was shown a map
of the world but did not recognize
Il.
If anyone in FL Paso can talk Bo-gi-
GU. TO Be- gi-Ou, or knows Mr.. BOgiou,
let them HE TO the immigration sta
ton and disclose the mysterious idsn-
tity of the what-it-is.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-05-24
BEVERIDGE PUSHES
STATEHOOD BILL,
But Aldrich Refuses to Let
It Come Up for the
Present.

Washington, D. c., May 24.-In the
senate today Beyeridge said: L would
like to inquire of the senator from
Rhode Island how soon I can call up
(from the calendar) statehood Dill
No o.
Aldrich: IF the senator from Indiana
will use the power of his great influ-
ence with his friends to dispose of the
railroad bill, the statehood bill can be
called at once"
A proposition is under consideration
to change the department of the in
terror to the department of public
works, controlling the Panama canal,
irrigation projects, conservation. for
estry, public health and several other
bureaus"
The memorial of the water users
north of the Elephant Butte dam
drawn at Albuquerque May II, was pre-
scented by delegate Andrews to the
house today
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-05-24
HERALD WANT I'D RECEIVERS WOMAN'5
DIAMOND WORTH 5000 IN FEW HOURS

ney HOckett who resides at the Luz
cerne apartments, Saturday afternoon
while going TO Mexico on a street car.
On returning to the American side, she
discovered her loss and promptly in
serted a want ad. in The Herald.
Within a few hours the jewel had
been returned to her by Jesus Costello,
a Mexican. who had picked 1t up on
the bank of the irrigation canal near
the river. The finder had seen the ad-
vertisement of the lost article in The
Herald and the diamond was again in
Mrs. HOckett's possession within a few
hours after she had lost it.
Costello refused a reward.
It's a shame to point the moral
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-05-24
Won Know Tint "GraEsy Taste" That
Won Get in Very

Much of the May and June butter. 1t
comes, of course, from the long wiry
garlic grass that the cows eat in spring
grazing.
You don't like it. Perhaps you've
come to look upon it as something that
you must put up with, whether you like
il or not.
But that isn't SO. Creamy delicious
ness without that rank flavor is OBJ
tanned when you buy SedgWick Cream
cry butterv. It's the best butter that
can be made by the, finest of all Ameri-
can butter makers. Choicest pasturage
only, which means richest Greenland
then expert butter making.
Sedgwick creamery butter goes to you
with every protection that sanitary
science demands 1t is not only the
most creay delicious butter that can
be made. but it comes 10 you absolutely
fresh and perfectly protected.
Jaclxson's Sanitary Grocery,
pho-a
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-05-24

less and that should
Dr. Ferce's viii right of
home. His "Favorite Prescription
hundreds of thousands, worst OF
the only medicine of its regularly graduated
The
No alcohol
uou medicine dealers substitute Don't Don't tae
Dspensary
" Pierce President Buffalo, N
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-05-24
BELL COMPANY BUYS TOLL LINES
LEADING To SILVER CITY, \. NJ.

The Tri-State Telephone and Tele-
graph company now owns the toll lines
of the Silver City. Ell Paso and South
west Telephone company.
The transfer was made Tuesday
morning at 10 o'clock and the calls
which went over the automt tic tele-
phones for Las Cruces, Deming ard
Silver City were made through the Tri-
State (BelD lines.
The purchase was made of the toll
lines in order to accommodate the pa
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-05-24
REPUBLICANS OF ALASKA
AS PLACID As DEMOCRATS

Washington, D. c.. May 24.-Investi-
cation which is expected to emphasize
the bitterness among the Alaska Re
publicans began today before the sub
committee of the senate committee on
the judiciary. Charges were made
against governor Clark, ex-governor
HOggatt and Louis Shackleford, Re-
publican national committeeman from
Alaska, by delegate Wickersham. who
sought to connect them with the Gug-
genheim interests
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-05-24
Prexhrferv in Trouble.

Atlantic City, \. J., May PA de-
cision to try the New York Presby-
terry on charges of heTesy because OF
the granting of Messrs. Black, Steen
and Finch preaching orders after the
young men had refused 70 accept in
full the beliefs of the church, is an
nounced by the judicial committee OF
the Presbyterian assembly.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-05-24
WELCOME WORDS TO WOMEN

Women who suffer with disorders peculiar to their
sex should write to Err Pierce and receive free the
advice of physician of 10 years experience
skilled and successful specialist in the diseases
of women. Every letter of this sort has the most
careful consideration and is regarded as sacrediy
confidential. Many senstively modest women write
fully to DIR. Pierce what they would shrink from
telling to their local physician. The local physician
is pretty TO say that he cannot do anything
without IAN examination" DIR. Pierce holds that
these distastefuI examinations are Generally need
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-05-24

NJ Collins. charged with the theft OF
800. was found guilty in the gath dis
Ir1ct court Tuesday and sentenced TO
serve two year term in the peniten-
tlary Collins was alleged to have
stolen the money from the dressing
room of Maria Ramirez at the Crescent
theater.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-05-24
Periahes on Desert.

Bakersfield, Cal, May Z4.-Dr. VIM.
A. Mogk, a graduate of Ann Arbor.
and well connected in Michigan, wan
dered out into Sand Canyon. on the
desert. May II, and was found dead
there Saturday. Mogk was in charge
of hospital northeast of MOjave. on
the Los Angeles aqueduct.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-05-24
Get the Ell Paso Dairy Milk.
Best Breakfast Cup.

That drowsy feeling that clings and
clings after the morning awakening.
How difficult to shake off.
Then comes the rich brown cup OF
Chase S2 SanbOrns coffee
How invigorating How the whole
system is braced. You leave the house
alert, keen, ready to meet the day
That breakfast cup has not alone sat
isfied with its fragrance
1t has started every faculty into life.
Physicians know that it has even act
uaIly aided the digestive processes.
If it's pure. wholesome coffee, and
that is just what you get when you buy
Chase & Sanborn'S Seal Brand.
JacksOn's Sanitary Grocery,
Phone 353.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-05-24
SHOOTING AT FLOWERS:
FINED 50 BY WATSON

guadalupe MARTINEZ charged with
malicious mischief, was fined IS and
costs IN justice E H WatsOn's corrt
tuesday morning. bullet from a sus
IN the hands of Martinez was stated bv
Cayetana fbarra 10 have broken
through a window in her home and 10
nave embedded itself in a dresser. Mar
eiile]' "hen ne appeared in court. stated
ne was near Stormsville shooting at
flowers and produced a bulIet Witch
ne said a flower stalk had STONED
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-05-24
Mexican Workingnnan Who
Finds It Refuses to Accept
Any Reward.

y few cents expended for a want ad.
in The Herald Saturday afternoon re-
covered for the owner a diamond ear
ring valued at 5000. Beyond the none
tary value of the jewel, the piece had
a sentimental value for the owner, it
having been in her possession for 20
years.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-05-24
MURDER HEARING DELAYn.

County attorney W. W. Bridgers be-
ing delayed in San ElizariO. the case
OF Marshall Jackson, charged with the
MURDER or Madison Graham Friday
night was passed until , o'clock Tues
day afternoon It was originally set FOR
1880 Tuesday morning.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-05-24

Every family and especially those VIII,
reside in the country should be provided
at all times with bottle of Chamber
lain's Liniment. There is 10 telling when
II may be wanted in case of an accident
or emergency 1t is most excellent in ALI
cases of rheumatism. sprains and
bruises. Sold by all druggists.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-05-24

Berlin, Germany, May 24--Herr Frey,
a German aviator, made a splendid
flight in a Farman biplane last evening
over the city of Berlin from Johann
isthal He covered 90 miles and re-
turned to the starting point without
accident.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-05-24
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot-Ease, the antiseptic powder. 1t cures
painful, smarting, feet and instantly takes
the sting out of corns and bunions It's the greatest
comfort discovery of the age. Aliens FOot-Ease
makes tight shoes feel easy. 1t is certain
for sweating caous swollen, tired aching feet.
Always use it to Break in New shoes. Try it to-day
Sold everywhere By mail for IS cts. in stamps
Don't accept any substitute. For FREE trial pack
an, address Allen S. Omsted. lie Roy, n. Y.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-05-24

In the account of the meeting OF the
Retail Merchants league last Friday
evening z. H Yale was referred to
and quoted as the ma mayer of the Kress
store here. The mistake is an obvious
one. A. S. Howard is manager of the
Kress store and z. H. Yale is cashier
of the Pomeroy Transfer company Mr..
Howard was not at the meeting.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-05-24
More Chinese Riots.

Changsha, China, May ga number
of Chinese have been killed and q
chapel destroyed by rioters at village
between VI Yang and Ningsianga, lit
tie to the north of Changsha- 1t is re-
ported that an armed band is marching
on u Yang. This city is quiet.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-05-24

The Retail GrOcers' association wiz
meet Wednesday evening in the cham
Der Of commerce The grocerS will dis
cuss the best methods of supplying
healthful and sanitary foods to EI Paso
people