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The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
YOUR STOMACH FEELS FINE.
Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Sourness, Gas and All Stomach Misery Ended
 In Five Minutes.

This harmless preparation will promptly digest anything you eat and overcome a sick, sour, gassy or out-of- order stomach within five minutes.
 If your meals don't fit comfortably. or what you eat lies like lufnp of lead in your stomach, or if you have heartburn that is a sign of Indigestion.
 Get from any drug store here in town 50-cent case of Pape's Diapep- sin and take a dose just as soon as you can. There will be no sour ris- ings, no belching of undigested food mixed with acid, no stomach gas or heartburn. fullness or heavy feeling in the stomach, Nausea, Debilitating Headaches, Dizziness or Intestinal griping This will all go, and, besides, there will be no sour food left over In the stomach to poison your breath with nauseous odors.
 Papes Diapepsin is certain regula- tor for out-of-order stomachs, and be- sides 1t takes hold of your food and digests 1t just the same as if your stomach wasn't there.
 These large 50-cent cases contain more than sufficient to thoroughly cure any case of Dyspepsia Indiges- ton or any other stomach disorder.
 Remember, if your stomach feels out of order and uncomfortable now, you can get relief in five minutes by taking little Diapepsin.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
s3,5O RECIPE CURES
 WEAK KIDNEYS, FREE
BELIEVES URINARY AND KIDNEY TROUBLES, BAcKAcHE, STRAIN.
 ING, SWELLING, ETC.
Stops Pain In the Bladder, Kidneys
 and Back.

Wouldn't 1t be nice within a week or so to begin to say goodbye forever to the fcalding, dribbling, straining. or too fre- ouent passage of urine; the forehead and the back of-the-head aches: the stitches and pains in the back; the growing mus cle weakness; spots before the eyes; vel low skin; sluggish bowels: swollen eye lids or ankles leg cramps: unnatural short breath: sleeplessness and the de- spondency?
 I have a recipe for these troubles that you can depend on. and if you want to make a QUICK RECOVERY, you ought to write and get a copy of It. Many a doctor would charge you s3.50 just for writing this prescription. but have 1t and will be glad to send it to you entire ly free. Just drop me line like this: Dr A. E. Robinson. K-260 Luck Building Detroit. Mich, and l will send 1t by re- turn mail fin g plain envelope. As you will see when you get 1t, this recipe contains only pure. harmless remedies. but 1t has great healing and pain-conquering power.
 It will quickly show its power once you use 1t, so l think you had better see what 1t is without delay. I will send you copy free-you can use 1t and cure your self at home.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
Get a bottle today.
Old Pete's Little Joke.

Foolish questions and funny an- swers were under discussion in the Trenton avenue and Dauphin street police station the other day, and after listening for while to some amusing instances, Sergeant McCay told the following:
 "Old Pete Flood was the attendant in the Franklin cemetery some years ago, and it became the custom to ask him how business was, just to hear his reply. It came in a heavy bass voice:
 Amt buried living soul today" Philadelphia Times.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
NOT PAGE FROM A ROMANO
Conversation, However, Reads Whole Lot More Like a Sceno
 In Real Life.

And so your father refuses to c sent to our union?"
 He does, Rodolphus."
 The sad youth swallowed a sob.
 "ls there nothing left for us, th but an elopement" said he.
 Nothing"
 Do you think, Clementine, that could abandon this luxurious ho, forget all the enjoyments of gr wealth, banish yourself forever fl your devoted parents hearts, and west with a poor young man to en a home of lifeless poverty and z denial?"
 T could, Rodolphus."
 The sad youth rose wearily reach for his hat.
 Then said he. you are far f1 being the practical girl I have along taken you to be-"
 And with one last look around the sumptuousness that some day had hoped to share. he sobbed said ll.-Browning's Magazi}
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
RED CROSS SEAL IN HISTORY
First Used During the American civte
 War-Now an Aid In Fight
 ing Tuberculosis.

Red Cross Christmas seals date back in their origin to charity stamps" first used for the soldierss relief funds in Boston in 1862, durinr the Civil war After the war, thiG method of raising money was diseon1 tinued in this country for a general tion. although 1t found vogue In Por5 tugal. Switzerland, Australia, Francel Spain. Denmark. Norway, Russis1 Sweden ahd other European coun tries. There are now several hun dred different types of charity stampl used in all parts of the world.
 Stamps or seals were first used k get money for the anti-tuberculosi\ crusade in Norway and Sweden Il 1904. After being used Tn these coua tries for three years, as a direct r( suit of the interest of Jacob Riis this movement. the Delaware Antl Tuberculosis association, headed h Miss Emily P. Bissell and the Ro| Cross society of Delaware combfne In issuing a tuberculosis stamp. a successful was this campaign thd nearly S3000 was realized. and n next year. in 1908, the American Rd Cross was induced to Issue nation( Red Cross tuberculosis stamp. Froi this sale, s135,o00 was realized, th
 amount being almost doubled in 1g1
 This year. for the first time, the sa
 IS organized on comprehensil
 basis. taking In all parts of Il
 United States. A million for tube
 culosis work Is confidently expected
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
LETTER FROM
 MRS. COOK
Entirely Recovered From Illness, And Now Growing Stronger
 Each Day.

Cave Springs. Gar sleep better than ever" writes Mrs. Kate Cook from this place. and get stronger every day Before I tried Cardui, the woman's tonic. was very sick, and the doctors medicine did me no good l can never speak too highly of your medicine"
 Sleeplessness and nervousness. from which many women suffer, often make living unendurable.
 If you are alling. no need to stay SO. Most of the ailments peculiar to women are preventable, curable.
 Others have obtained relief by talk ing Cardui. Why not you?
 Cardui Is a popular medicine with women. It Is popular because it has been found to banish nervousness, re- lieye pain, bring roses back to pale cheeks. and strength to weak bodies.
 Cardui acts specifically on the cause Of most female ills, and thus it is a medicine especially useful In women's ailments, in the treatment of which it has record of over 50 years of sue cess.
 At least it can do you no harm, to give Cardui fair trial.
 It may be the very medicine you need.
 Get bottle today.
 IP.-.y. ' ,1, Chattanooga Medicine Co. Chattanooga. Tenn, for StrefaI H.sf,uetio.s and 64- page book. Home Treatment for Wom- en-" sent in plain wrapper on request.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
Benny on Rcneunlence

Benevolence is a great thing. When you have benevolence you cannot rest until you do something 10 make other people feel grateful 10 you. The other day my mamma went up into the attic to find lot of old clothes to give to poor people who could not afford to buy any clothes for themselves. While she was hunting around she found a gold-headed cane worth s25 that grandpa had put up there IS years ago. and forgot all about Thus we see, dear friends, heneyolence brings its own reward-Benny.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
Triumph of Optimism.

How are you feeling today, uncle 9" asked the robust nephew of his aged and feeble kinsman
 Pretty well pretty welli' quavered that incurable optimist. my rheuma tiz is bothering me a good deal and my erisipilis Is worse than it was yes terday, I've got a slight headache and l went down to the dentist today and had all but two of my teeth pulled but thank heaven those two are op- posite each other"
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
SIGO Reward, SIOG.

The readers Of this paper will be pleased 10 learn that there s at least dreaded disease that science has been nbie to cure ia all It's stages and that IS Catarrh Halls Catarrh Cure ls the only pos.tive cure now known t1 the medical fratcfuay. Catarrh being constitutional disease. requires q eonsttp- tioaal treatment. Halls Cafarrh Cure is taken in- formally acting directly upon fhe blood and mucous surfaces Of the system. thereby dcstrovioe fhe foundation Of the disease and giving the patient strength by building up the constitution and assist Ing nature ia dells its work. The pronrietors have 90 much faith h It's curative po8efs that they offer one Hundred Dollars Tor any that il fails te cure. Send for list of testimonials
 Address F. J. CHE MY X co, Toledo O.
 Sold by All Druggists 75c.
 lake Halls amIly Pills for constfDation
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
PESSlMlST RAISES A VAIL
Incidentally Gives Hard Jolt to Time-Honored Conception of New
 England Thanksgiving.

"0h. yes; the New Englanders make great time of Thanksgiving" said the insurance man as the subject was under discussion. Yes. they are great on Thanksgiving
 "All the relatives gather for big dinner, don't they?" was asked.
 Yes. My Uncle Ben. up in Yer mont, gathered thirty of at his house last Thanksgiving"
 What visit you must have had!"
 "Oh, yes"
 And the banquet. can picture it."
 "Can you?"
 There was turkey, goose. duck, chicken, roast pig and sparerib. There was mince pie, pumpkin pie and cider. There was big cottage pudding and cranberry sauce. Ah, 1t must have been royal feast
 "Yes. 1t was" dryly replied the in- surance man. My Uncle Ben killed off four old roosters. his wife made four or five apple pies. and stewed up peck of prunes, and we sat down to the feast"
 "But-but 1t was Thanksgiving"
 Sure, Mike. If 1t hadn't been we wouldn't have got the prunes."
 "And-and that was all?"
 "All except that after dinner my Uncle Ben took up a collection for the heathen. and we clipped in 90 cents apiece. My Uncle Ben was the heathen. you know. Oh. yes-New England Thanksgiving. I've been there"
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
In Perplexity.

Michael Dolan. an is it yourself?" "Yes; sure it is
 Well. ye know hot bletherin' spal. peen, Widdy Castigans second hus- band?"
 That l do"
 He bet me a bob to pint I couldn't swally an egg without break. tn the shell ov 1t"
 An ye did it?"
 "I did"
 Then phwat's ailin ye?"
 Its doon there. laying his hand on tho lower part of his wastcoat If l jump about I'll break it and cut me stomach wid the shell. an if I kape quiet it'll hatch and I'll have a Shang- hal rooster seratchin me inside"
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
Is Crushed Beneath Sand.

McGehee-J F. Nighten of ola, La, an employe of the Iron Mountain carpenter gang which is making re pairs to the sand bin in the coal chute here. was suffocated by several tons of sand falling upon him. The remains were sent to his home for burial
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
Arkansas Banks Hold Safe Reserve

Washington, D. C.-An abstract of the condition of the national banks of Arkansas at the close of business on November 10, as reported to the comptroller of the currency, show the average reserve held at 1896 per cent, as against 1S14 per cent on September l !; loans and discounts increased from $16.323, ,399 10 Sl7.062,- 907 gold coin from s2SS.090 10 s213.- lS9; lawful money reserve from ST. l31, ,457 to S1.14S,34S. Individual de. posits increased from $f2.256 ,03l 10 s15.312,410.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
important to Mothers
Ancient City Modernized.

Tarsus, the ancient city in Asia Mi- nor, where the apostle Paul was born, is now Illuminated by electricity. The There are now in Tarsus 450 electric street lights and about GOO incandes- cent lights for private use
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
As Time Passes.

Before you were married you used to send your wife flowers
 Yes replied Mr. Meekton. Now 1t takes a diamond necklace to make her as enthusiastic as she used to be over a fiye-dollar bunch of roses"
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
Wac All Rioht.

Howard-Did you telephone Mrs. Howard that I would be detained at the office until midnight?
 Office Boy-Yes, sir.
 And what did she say"
 Said she didn't blame yOu-she had made an engagement to go to the the ater herself Smart Set
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
Wanted a ChanQe.

Milkman-I see by the papers that a Frenchmau has invented a new way of transforming water into milk,
 Customer-Weli l hope you'll adopt it. I'm getting awfully tired of the old way.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
An UnnistakabIe Hint.

Young Staylate got delicate hint from the young lady he was calling on the other evening"
 What was it?"
 She found looking at the clock and other familiar devices useless, so she ordered some refreshments and her mother sent her plate of breakfast food"
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
When You Buy for Christmas

Remember that good fountain pen is always acceptable and useful. Waterman's Ideal Fountain Pen Is the best made. Examine the trade mark. Made In regular safety and self-filling styles for men, women and children. Sold by all responsible dealers.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
None in Stock.

A well-dressed woman paused In front of the chestnut vendors stand.
 Are they wormy?" she asked.
 No, ma'am," he answered blandly. Did you want them with worms?"
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
Some Consolation.

Mrs. Gramercy-My husband Is anxious to get rid of me.
 Mrs. Park-Don't cry. dear In that case he won't haggle over the ali mony.-Smart Set
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
May Be Wooden-headed,

Caller-I didn't know your son was at college. Is this his freshman year?
 Mrs. Bunderby-Oh, no indeed; he's a sycamore.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09

Thousands of country people know that in time of sudden mishap or accident Hamlns Wizard Oil is the best substi- it Is so often found upon the shelf
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
 AND BllID LIP THE SYC'

Take the Old Standard GROVES PASTEL. es5 CHILL TONIC You know what you are taking The formula Is plainly printed on every bottle, showing 1t IS simply Quinine and Iron in a taste less form. The Quinine drives out the malaria and the Iron builds up the system. Sold by all dealers for U years. Price 50 cents.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
4 MerItorious Act

MT Cynic-Tell me one thing you ever did for your fellow men?
 Mir Optim-This morning I kicked a banana peel off a sidewalk-Judge.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
Severe Punishment.

Belle-And did you make her eat her own words?
 Beulah-Eat 'em? l made her F1etcherize 'em
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09

man ought to know a great deal to acquire a knowledge of the i'm mensity of his ignorance.-Lord Pal merston.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09

The humble man never believes he is worthless or he would have noth- ing worth being humble about.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09

you are not burning the little lamp you have
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09

The man who thinks more of| pigs than he does of his wife babies is the devils Idea of whI husband and father should be.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
said the clerk, what's your
SpoUN'S DISTFNpFR CrrRF ";

HIVHN DINI IEMFEN LUXE Will cure any possible case of DISTEMPER, PINK EYE, and the like among horses of all ages, and prevents all others in the same stable from having the disease. Also cures chicken cholera, and dog distemper. Any good druggist can supply you, or send to mfrs. 50 cents and $l00 bottle Agents wanted. Free book. Spohn Medical Co.,, Spec. Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09

True men and women are all physi- clans to make us well-C. A. Bartol.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09

Repentance as a habit would one turning in a circle.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
To Put If Mildly.

They say he has a swelled head" " T must admit that he seems to ap- preciate himself very much"
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09

It's no use praying to be delivered from temptation unless you want to be divorced from sin.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09

Fairy tales are made out of the dreams of the poor-Lowell.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09

Some women jump at conclusions, because they want to see how the story Is going to end.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09

The coldblooded are hotheaded when you hit their pride.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09

There can be no bending in ship without stooping in service.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
One Thing That Will Live Forever

PETTI1sS EYE SAINE. first box sold in 1897, l00 years ago sales increase yearly
 All druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo N Y.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
The Way to End Him.

My wife and are going to spend a few months with her people at Strong's Corners" said the meek lit tie man, and l want you to mail your paper to me-
 Yes" said the clerk, whats your name?"
 'Well-er-to make sure, I guess you'd better address it: Mary Strong's Husband, Strong's Corners.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09

Landlady-Dear me! What a pe- culiar odor! It smells like piece of burning rubber
 Sarcastic Boarder-Perhaps. The cook has dropped piece of the steak on the stove.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09

Mrs. Crow-William, have you ever stopped to think what will become of us when we are old?
 MT. Crow-Oh! I suppose weell wind up as quail on toast at some ta- ble d'hote restaurant.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09

It's easy making money and hard mastering it.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09

Mrs. Winsiow's Soothing syrup. Eorchidren teething, softens the gums, reducesin- uammation allay pain. cures wind colc. &c bottle
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09
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The Forrest City times., 1910-12-09

f9'itl01 |rously to all ssion.
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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-02-12

- Parson Tom " said one day. There
were TO depths TO which vice did not
sink. and lis early record of crime i
second to none n any section Of the
Wild West. The town was hell bent
and in most cases / think it gained its
objective point"
Par>on Tom was called one night 10
perform the marriage ceremony for the
notorious e Doc " Bags. The prospect
was not ailurng, but Parson Tom, to
use his own language, "dIdn { like 10
refuse and he went To the notorious
dive. where the rooms above the gam
bling house cleaned with light and
splendor. and the wedding guests IN
rich attire impatleuHy awaited the
coming Of the clergyman The bride,
whose character was none of the best,
was arrayed in conventional bridal at
tire q the most luxurious quality, and
- Doc was Respondent in full evening
dress. None of the minor fashionable
details had been omitted. The men and
women were the entire sporting popuia-
tion Of LeadvilIe For a moment the
splendor OF the scene and the dignity
Of the bridal party almost staggered
the parson. but he summoned sufficient
voice to unite the pair ana ask for
God : blessing on the marriage. All
present bowed their heads, and the
parson was encouraged to elaborate
somewhat on the usual form of sup
pication. After Baggs had kissed the
bride he slipped five twenties into the
parS0n ; hand. So the stories are told
of his early days in the camp.
In those days marriage licenses were
not required in Leadville. Names were
easily changed and the parson has
stated that he had suspicious when he
came to marry people that they had
been married before.
The bad men Of Leadville always
sent for Parson Tom when they felt
their earthly end was approaching, and
they seemed to regard his presence as
d direct interposition with the Al
mighty "Thev died hard, - said the
parson. but they always wanted me
to be with them. Once there was
a sad harvest Of death and the funerals
at which Parson Uzzell otficiated aver
aged as many as six a day. Like the
old circuit riders he flung his thunder
bolts of warning right and left and the
people who received them wept bitter
tears. but they went their ways as usual
after the exhorter ceased. The writer
remembers when the morgue was filled
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-02-12

with murdered men. Tor crime was lam
pant in those days and life was cheap.
for everybody carried i gun The
school children had odd object lessons
placed before them and one of these
was the g;IIoWs on which were two claim
jumpers. captured by the vigilance com
mittoe and turned over to the law and
sentenced to death The gaIIows was
built in our school ward and the schools
had a holiday on the day when the
two men were publicly executed on the
boulevard.
\ big German who kept famous
beer garden at the corner Of State and
Pine streets frequently transferred his
garden into a hall. where Doctor Glib
bou-. an early Colorado reformer. and
Pars.n Czzell gave temperance lectures
Jointly. The proprietor would cover up
the counters in a iiffv and the exhorta-
tions would 90 on quite lively. but be
fore their words were cold the beer
selling went on as lively as ever.
Al Of the golden and silver dust Of
Colorado's fortunes blew right past
Par~ou Tom He might have been rich
then. but his lines lay along a differ
emf route. The bell i'm his church was
imported from Boston by Captain Coop
er. an old miner The bell was freight
ed across the plains and was dedicated
on July +. 1873. As its mellow tone
yIbrated through the camp 4 miner
took off his hat and said. It looks as
if Jesus Christ had come to town.
TzzeII gained the title of . Fighting
Parson by once taking off his coat
and whipping a squatter who tried to
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-02-12

asking how many wish 70 .,
r, The spestai launches goi aase I'll tshe
Cleveland will leave the Re'I fso out stass
street This morning at seva loot otsss
The Hawaiian band win VIM 0 clog
the gIobe-trotters. 'i welcome !
Lunch nc, at the Hawaiian.
the Royal Hawaiian Hotel tourists
and tomorrow. In tba oOth ioa,,
three clock the tonr;s. ailernOon !,
guests ;s:,l. s., Of The outrigger Club NH t. be a
aquatic sports will he Pfosfsn 4
on boards and outrigger caneei me sui
Utah to Meet Utah
\ Iarge number of Utah peon,.
in Honolulu plan to greet p sep. aos
tourists Oh board the : : SAT Lake
at the, the Il. Hotel about pls' "a
o clock Ok TINS morning. A sort Of ell, eleven
Will be held on the waikiki u I. reonioa
thought the Cleveland sa,. lana, al,
viii also he met at the Aja l' Lakea
when the vessel arrives NJ Wharf
twenty-nine Salt Lakers on l mere are
Guiding Mr.. and Mrs. s. F Fa 0taia h
and Mrs. J, T. Donnellan, Mr. 'n NC NJ
Windsor Rice and children s W Nh,
Mrs, and Miss Miller, Mrs. NJ W. nd
Miss Hazel Oswald. Mr. and NJ osFaIt
Sche!d, Mrs. James Hogle, Dr. MIS- Il, {, aarl
Hammond, DIR. and Mrs. Haneb anu \, Nh
Manchett, DIR. and Mrs. BsssaL., Miss
SON. Or, and Mrs. Trip and n, a \
Mrs. ormsby and daughter. ''4 ADD
Among the Salt Lake eort;ns.
in Honolulu, visiting and RESIDE sen5 Dow
Mrs. Boges, Mrs. MeCaskelI 1 Wa s'e
Lewis, Mrs. Smith. Mrs. W " W. ~ n
holm, and Mrs. Beattie, II, 'as
Mrs, H on, A. P. Tavlor M M nd
Mrs, Egbert Roberts, Ed. Towse ~ r N y
Thayer, ". A, Kinney, Mis- AN ~
Marsh. Miss Gertrude Wbitema, A ~
lydia Roberts Fernandez and n, r as
nedv. Ill., Asl-
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-02-12
PAINFUL BREATHING.

Chamberlain : Cough Remedy is a
very valuable medicine for throat and
lung troubles, quickly relieves and cures
painful breathing and a dangerously
sounding cough which indicates longest
Cd lungs. For sale at all druggists. Ben
son, Smith & Co, agents for Hawaii.