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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-02-10
TYPE NEVER FOUND.
NO SUCH THING AS A PERFECT
HUSBAND EXISTS.
But, to Be Quite Fair in the Matter
Writer Also Asserts That There
Is No Such Thing as
Perfect Wife.

A distinguished lecturer, who has
also won fame in the pulpit. is going
around the country describing the per-
feet husband, and Is received with de-
lighted audiences-of women. 1t is
much to be regretted that men are not
in attendance We are not aware that
there are many perfect husbands in
the world, and If the learned lecturer
has some new points which will In
crease the serenity of the domestic
hearthstone the men should have
them.
1t does not seem to have occurred to
the women who are so enthusiastic
over this typical but unbound perfect
husband that he will never be happy
without perfect wife, We admit that
as rule women are better than men
IN the large morals of life, but the
perfect one has not been discovered
Hence the domestic squabbles, hence
the divorce courts, hence these tears.
The perfect husband has large load
to carry, and it is much to be feared
that he finds life a burden at times
because of his lack of sympathy. The
perfect wife, If she exists, is always
saddled on to human imperfection of
the male variety and much is the fuss
made about 1t. Men are content, like
the humble beings that they are, to
take their troubles silently, but wives
feel that the world is entitled to know
the burden Of their sorrows.
All OF which is slush, of course.
There is neither perfect man nor wo-
man in the world, and it isn't particu-
larly desirable that there should be
until the general average of humanity
is higher What we want in this world
is all the contentment, happiness and
entertainment that Is possible and
laudable. 1t is impossible that there
should be quiet home without fric
ton, but it is quite possible and essen
| tial that the difficulties be reduced to
| the minimum.
The whole trouble with the matri-
monial situation to-day is that there is
so little of the willing mind on either
side to seek an accommodation In
married life there is necessary com
promise between two individual ma
| lures. Wise couples are willing to es
tabl1sh home based on mutual help
The unwise couples rush to home and
mother and then to the divorce courts
1 People in this world who complain Of
4 trouble have usually themselves tt
blame. Most of the troubles we have
never happen, and such as occur may
for the most part, be avoided. The
perfect man and woman are not neces
sary, but the sensible man and wifi.
do not need the law or the prophets t.
make them happy in their own home
1t takes two persons always to max,
a quarrel, and it is easier to effect
happy compromise than most persons
imagine.
Some people think married life
torment. If SO. it is because they hav,
remarkable facilities for making it SC
: The world is filled with happy homes
Philadelphia Ledger.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-02-10

If you would have safe yet certain
Cough Remedy in the home, try DR..
Shoop's at least once. 1t is thoroughly
unlike any other cough preparation. Its
taste will be entirely new to you unless
it is already your favorite cough remedy.
No opium, chloroform or any other
Supplying ingredients are used. The
tender leaves of harmless, lung healing
mountainous shrub give to DR.. Shops
Cough Remedy its wonderful curative
properties. 1t is trulya mos4 certain
and trustworthy prescription. Sold by
all dealers,
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-02-10

Robert Garnett was business Wis
itor between trains in Audubon Mon
day.
Chris Miller and family visited
Sunday with his wife's brother, Ole
Olesen.
acknowledgements visited friends
in Audubon last Thursday returning
home Friday.
Jacob Andersen sold his property
in Audubon last week to N. q. Han
sen, the tailor.
Thomas Eagan who has been visit
ing relatives in Indianola returned to
his home Tuesday.
Miss Hansen went to Atlantic Fri
day to visit her mother who is in
the hospital at that place.
Vern Adams attended the farewell
party at VIM. Rucker's home Sun
day returning home Monday.
Pete Jensen, the buttermaker,
Will leave the: Creamery -.-soon and
move TO his farm south Of Audubon.
There was dance at the D. B.
Hall Saturday night. There was q
big crowd and all reported good
crowd.
Carl Fiscus of Audubon visited at
the home of his brother, Henry Els
cue, coming down Wednesday and
returning home Saturday.
There was suspicious BLOCKING
bottle passed around inl:ourj town
last week, and several of! the boys
thought it looked good andEof course
they all took chance at it land go,
fooled for it was nothing but swee,
cider. "Oh N.Y..
Torval Rasmussen and family. went
to Brayton Friday and the family
visited relatives and friends Will,
Mr.. Rasmussen helped to invoice
their stock of Cement and Tile, re.
turning home Monday. Mr.. Rasmus
sen says they have had good years
business and fine prospect for tn
coming year.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-02-10
No Match for Her.

"Ah!" he lightly cried, 81 cannot
give you the key to my mind"
She smiled till the tips of her
pearly teeth fretted her ripe, red lip.
"Why should there be any key to
your mind?" she gently asked. "Do
men put locks on empty storerooms ?'
Seeing that he was no match for
her in trenchant badinage he strolled
languidly away.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-02-10

People easily constipated dread the
winter. Nothing but hard, course meals.
No fruits, no vegetable to keep the sto
mach active. Your best relief, your
greatest friend now is HOLSTERS Rocky
mountain Tea the worlds tonic physic.
Do it tonight. Doffing.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-02-10
Hanlin

George Gill was an Extra visitor
Tuesday.
Gordon Story old fine horse to
Oluf Hansen last week for 1925.
o. N. Olsen and Gale Petty attend
ed the John Rosenbeck sale Tuesday.
Mrs. Nels Mortensen Jr. visited
with relatives in Audubon Monday.
All persons indebted to us please
call aud settle on or before Feb. Goth.
Miss Rosetta Rice attended the
dance at Audubon given in Maccab bee
Hall
There will be box social at the
school house over at Old Hamlin Feb
18th.
Peter Mortensen and family went
to Elk Horn Sunday for few days
visit with relatives.
All persons indebted to US please
call and settle on or before Feb. goth.
f17 Hans j. johnson s. Co.
Lars johnson of Elk Horn cam.
over Saturday to visit his son Hant
Johnson, returning to his home Tues.
day.
fiji Hans J. JohusoD & Co.
Jim Channon of Audubon Town.
ship visited at the George Spencer
home Friday evening returning hom,
Saturday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-02-10
Hoarse Coughs, stuffy Colds

pain in chest and sore lungs are symp
toms that quickly develop into dan
gerous illness if the cold is not cured.
Foley,s Honey and Tar stops the cough
heals and eases the congested parts and
brings quick relief. Sold by all druggists
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-02-10
Helping Out the Company.

<'tS 00T1PdHy.
Conductor-You pulled the wrong
rope; another time. when you want
to get off the car. just notify me.
Passenger didn't want to get off.
just wanted to ring up the last fare
that you failed to register.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-02-10

LaGrippe pains that pervade the en-
tile system, LaGrippe coughs that rack
and strain are quickly cured by Foley
Honey and Tar. Is mildly laxative, safe
and certain in results. Sold by all drug
gists
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-02-10

Silver Laced Wyandotte Cockerels
These are pure bred laying strain
and go at 81 apiece while they last,
Il mile north of Greeley Center.
BIG. Higgins,
Phone E 1872
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-09-02
PUNISH UNEMPLOYMENT.
Socialists Would Assess Fines
Against Owners OF Plants.

Copenhagen. Sept. 2.-The inter-
national Socialist congress at plen-
airy sitting adopted resolution de-
handing the establishment Of a sys-
TEN of universal and compulsory
laws against unemployment. the cost
of which is to be borne by the own-
ers of the means of production.
Among other things, the resolu-
tion sets forth that the condition OF
unemployment was inseparable from
the present capitalistic mode Of pro-
duction. and that as long as capital
ism held sway only palliative meas-
ures were possible of success.
The session was noisy throughout.
The resolution on unemployment oc-
cupied the entire day and was car
ried. despite the refusal of the
American. French and British dele
gates to vote.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-09-02
BATTERED FACE
WITH A HAMMER
Is CHARGE MANSFIELD MAKES
AGAINST ISEMAN-CASE
CONTINUED.

Battered over the head with a
hammer, Lee Mansfield is at River
side hospital suffering with wounds
alleged to have been made by Tony
lseman, wagon yard proprietor.
Iseman is out on bond on the charge
Iof malicious assault. while Mansfield
Is charged with breach OF peace. The
trouble occurred yesterday afternoon
at lseman's wagon yard, Second and
Washington streets.
Mansfield worked at the stable and
Tseman claims that Mansfield cursed
him. He struck Mansfield with his
fist and thought it was all over until
he says Manifold attacked him with
a board. Iseman has scratches and
bruises on his body. He seized a ham
mer and battered Mansfield over the
head. Mansfield's injuries are not
considered serious.
The trial OF the case was con-
tinued in police court this morning
until September G.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-09-02
COAL PRICES ARB
GOING SKYWARD
THIS Is THE PROSPECT IN LOUIS
VILE AND MEMPHIS. NOT
HERE.

Memphis and Louisville expect a
coal famine with higher prices, but
Paducah dealers informed reporter
for The Evening Sun that no increase
is anticipated here.
A comparative small supply of
coal is on hand; shortage staring
them in the face; two OF the most
important coal fields tied up by
strikes, and the output of the greater
part of the Alabama mines being ship
ped of to the coast, cause Memphis
dealers to see the serious side of the
situation.
There is a tie-up in the yards of
the Louisville and Nashville railroad
lat Guthrie, KY, where IL Is claimed
that the congestion of coal trains
has become so great that serious in
convenience from this feature alone
will result.
The Louisville and Nashville rail
road handles fully 70 per cent OF the
coal into Memphis.
Another menace Is the fact that
the strike in the Illinois fields has
driven st. Louis, Chicago and other
big cities to look elsewhere for their
supply. The Kentucky fields are the
nearest to these cities and the min
ing companies are being flooded with
orders from Chicago and st. Louis
alone.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-09-02
LABOR DAY PLANS
ARE COMPLETED;
MARSHAL CHOSEN
John c. Revis. Of Carpenters
Union, will Lead The
Parade.
No Goddess Of Labor in the
Line.
CANDIDATES WILL ALL RIDE.

Final details for the celebration
OF Labor Day were completed last
night by the committee having the
arrangements in charge. Now all Is
ready for the celebration from the
big parade to the celebration at Wal
lace park. A promise has been ex-
acted from the weather man that
Monday will be a clear day.
This year there will be no Goddess
of Labor in the parade Miss Lur-
line Wilkerson. who was elected hast
year as the candidate OF the Typo
graphical union. has removed to
Texas with her parents, and will be
unable to participate this year. A
letter was received from her express
ing regrets that she would be unable
to reach Paducah for the Labor Day
parade. AS a solution the COM
mittee decided not to appoint a sub
stltute Goddess of Labor The two
candidates will be in the parade.
Miss Cora Langston, the candidate
of the house carpenters, will be in a
carriage with four girls. while Miss
Nell Keithley. the candidate OF the
shipcarpenters. will be seated in aal-
other carriage with four girls.
John c. Revis. OF the house car
penters union. was elected marshal
of the parade last night. He will
appoint a corps of assistants TO see
that the parade moves promptly
The parade will form at Fourth
and Kentucky avenue and will move
east to First street. north to Broad
way. and west to Ninth street. North
ON Mimi street to Jefferson and east
on Jefferson street to Fourth street.
where the parade will disband and
the union men and their friends will
go to Wallace park to spend the re-
mainder OF the day. The fire depart
ment and the police force will be in
the parade and all of the local
unions.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-09-02
"PUNKIN" JONES Is
INVITED TO JOIN
PITCHERS ARE WORKING IN
FIELDS As THERE ARE ONLY
TEN MEN.

Two games with Vincennes are on
the program OF the Indians this af-
ternoon at League park. The first
game was called at 9 O'Clock with
Guy Woodring on the slab for Padu-
cab. and opposed by Howe, OF the
Alices. Jesse Gwln will work for the
warriors In the second game. WITH
Block behind the bat In both games.
Carl johnson was selected by Man
ager Marin for the second game with
Glenn doing the back stop work.
With the dissertation OF Anger
meier and the release given Pat Run
yam. the number OF Indians has
dwindied down TO ten men. This
will make 1t necessary to use two
pitchers in the outfield. "Rube"
Floyd. who pulled OF some sensa-
tional catches In the field, will work
IN left field today. Manager Dave
Anderson today wired to Erne Jones,
known TO fans as "Punkinf' Jones,
10 join the Paducah team tomorrow.
Jones until thls week was the regu-
lar outhelder with vincennes. and
was a good hitter. but was given his
release. Manager Anderson is after
a third baseman for the remainder
of the season. as Dummy Payne
wants TO take his regular turn In the
box.
Angermeier Will be black-listed
and prevented from playing league
ball according TO the local directors
for jumping his contract In ex-
planning their side one director said
We agreed TO leave IL TO President
Gofnell about paying Angermeier
his salary for the four days When
the facts were stated President Cos
neil sided with us that We did not
owe the money"
Oyerton will be In unlfom this
afternoon but will no. be able to
play before Saturday or Sunday To
help out 1t is probable that Bobby
Mercer will be used In the outheld.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-09-02
Committee Is Called 10 Con.
slider Nomination For
Congressman.
Luse Representation Of
Counties Present.
FIRST APPELLATE DISTRICT,

Republicans OF the First congress
flonal district will not nominate a
candidate for congress this fan In
opposition to ollie James This was
decided this afternoon at a meeting
of the committee. which met at the
Palmer House. II was the concen-
fus Of opinion not to nominate a
candidate foT congress. but to act
with the remaining Ave counties In
the appellate district and nominate
a candidate for the appellate court.
Considerable DISCUSSION preceded
the taking OF the vote. The majority
favored the plan OF not nominating
a candidate this fall and MIR. Burey
made the motion that a candidate b.
not nominated. Mr.. Blackburn of
feIcd q Substitute motion that the
question OF nominating a candidate
b. postponed until the meeting of
the appellate committee. The sub
stiiute motion was lost by vote OF
10 10 ?. The original motion was
carried by The vote OF 10 to 2.
Hon J. c. speight. OF Mayheld..
presided and ]. s. Taylor was elected
permanent secretary All the coun-
ties were represented excepting Car
lisle county Those present we're:
George Burey. Hickman: A. G. Car
man. Graves county; A. Downs. Cal
loway county: Dr. G. H. Linn. Lyon
county. Polly Beadles. OF Fulton; 4.
y. Bel of McCnaeken county; Thos.
Davis. Of Livingston county; q. A.
Cope. OF Marshali county. Proxies
were held by y. NJ. Fisher. for urcy
Lamb. OF Caldwell county: Walter
B'nekburn. for II. Haynes. OF Grit
tenden county: o. n. starkS. for
John Tooke. OF Trlgg county; ]. $.
Taylor he'd the proxy for Tackett
The meeting OF the appellate com
mittee Mil b. held next Tuesday AT a
location se,ecied by the chairman. II
Is probable that Il Will be Princeton
although Paducah may be selected.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-09-02
DYNAMITE HOME OF LAWYER
Enemy OF Former Prosecutor Held
Responsible for Act.

Cherokee, Ia. Sept. 2.-The resi-
dence of Guy NJ. Gillette. promi-
nent lawyer. was partially wrecked
early this morning by a dynamite
bomb which had been placed under
the front porch. Mr.. and Mrs. Gil
lette, who were asleep in the house
alone. were severely shaken by the
explosion. but escaped unhurt. The
porch was wrecked and the large
plate glass window was blown In.
Mr.. Gillette Is justice Of the peace
and formerly was county attorney of
Cherokee county. 1t is believed that
II was through an enmity gained
through his Office as prosecutor
that the double assassination was
attempted.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-09-02
TITLE Hope of Recovery.

The condition OF the unknown
man found at Keyil unconscious was
serious today at Riverside hospital.
and not much hope ~ entertained for
his recovery. He was brought to
Paiuoah late yesterday afternoon by
Or. u. l.. Bradley and was placed
in Riverside h ,pital. lie wore a
Sutton of the knights of Columbus.
and the local order had him cared
for. He has not revived sufficiently
to give his name or to account for
himself
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-09-02
Deliver Tells Him at Omaha
LaFollette will Carry Wis.
consin...Is Guest Of Neb.
rasks City Club.

Omaha, Sept. 2.-Colonel Roose.
Welt arrived here at o'clock this
morning and is the guest of the
Omaha club. For the first time on
his trip. the colonel refused to leave
his bed and address a crowd at St.
there at midnight. Eight hundred
disappointed people surrounded the
car side and shouted "How about
Bryan" to show their dissatlsfac-
ton.
Senator Dolliver, of Iowa, Joined
Burkett. of Nebraska; Victor Rose
water and Governor Shallenberger
in welcoming Roosevelt. Dolliyer is
returning from Wisconsin. He told
the colonel Senator La Toilette is
certain of reelection.
Mr.. Roosevelt said:
"In travelling in Europe last spring
one thing which especially struck
me was the fact that the two feats
which made the deepest impression
abroad were the cruise of the battle
fleet around the world and the dig
ging of the Panama canal.
These were the two feats to be
credited to the American people dur
ing the past decade which had most
profoundly and favorably affected
foreign judgment OF America during
that time.
"Such judgment depends not In
the least upon what people say they
can do. but on what they actually do
upon their willingness TO meet re-
responsibilities and the success OF
their efforts to meet them.
Now, there is no use OF nation
claiming TO be great nation unless
It is prepared to play great part.
A nation such as ours cannot posi-
bly, play a great part in international
affairs. cannot expect to be treated
as a weight In either the Atlantic or
the Pacific or to have its voice as TO
the Monroe doctrine or the manage
ment of the Panama canal needed
unless II has a strong and thoroughly
efficient navy. Within the last de-
cade the American navy has been
about trebled in strength and much
more than trebled In efficiency, due
to its extraordinary progress In
marksmansh ship and maneuvering."
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-09-02
Prosecution Hasteps Da.,h-

Dallas, Tex. Sept. David A.
Templeton, the Dallas banker who
died In a hospital at Chicago, was
under indictment by the county
grand jury, charged with accepting
deposits after the Western Bank and
Trust company, of which he was
vice-president, was In a failing con-
dition, two years ago. Templeton
was acquitted in the federal court
on practically the same charge, and
friends claim the prosecution hast
ened his death.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-09-02
Johnson Gives sister 81. 600.

Chicago. Sept. 2.-Lucy Johnson.
sister of Jack Johnson. worlds
champion pugilist, was married at
the home of her brother here. to
Otto Bowlden. of Oklahoma City.
Okla, a professional ball player OF
the Oklahoma City club.
II was announced that Jack John
sons contribution to the wedding
celebration was in the shape of a
check to his sister for $4,000.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-09-02
Posse Searching Mountains
Of Colorado For Remainder
Of Band Whose Attempt 10
Hold.up Train Failed.

Colorado Springs. Col. Sept. o.
The body of a bandit. who was slain
by Engineer Frank Stewart, when
three train robbers attempted to
hold up a Colorado Midland train,
No. 3. near Divide. at midnight, was
taken TO Leadyille today. Posses
are now searching the surrounding
country In an effort to capture the
two other members of the gang. In
the conflict. Stewart was shot In the
leg. and his condition Is serious.
from loss OF blood.
The train was tagged by one OF
the bandits, who pointed To a big
boulder on the track. indicating the
possibility OF danger AS the train
came To a standstill. the other rob-
beers boarded the train. One climbed
over the tender and covered Stewart
and Fireman Bachman. They were
compelled TO march back TO the ex-
press ear. which conveyed a conslgn-
ment OF several thousand dollars.
aud stewart was ordered to call on
the messenger To open the door. AS
he complied. Stewart gamely threw
himself at the gang. lie struck one
Of the bandits down and wrested his
revolver from him and shot the
man, killing him instantly. The
others then fed.
Stewart downed one bandit when
Fireman Bachman lodged under the
car as II to escape. attracting the at
tention OF all three. Despite his
wound. Stewart was carried TO his
cab and ran his train four miles.
bringing II here.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-09-02
ARCADIA SCHOOL WILL
COMMENCE SEPT. IL

The Arcadia graded school WIN
begin September 10. In the district
of the graded school there are $50
children eligible to attend the
school. II is expected that at least
175 will be enrolled on the opening
day. and that the attendance will in
crease. Prof. w. A. Middleton will
teach the school The result of the
graded county schools will be
watched with much interest as sew
eral yicdnities in the county may try
graded schools next year.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-09-02
CnDiain yan,lyke.

Paris. Tenn. Sept. Captain
Wi,llam II. vandyke, prominent
Confederate veteran. was killed yes
terday by a southbound train. No.
luf. OF the Nashville. Chattanooga a
81. Louis railroad from Paducah en-
route TO Memphis lie was struck by
the engine and was knocked about 40
feet. lie was Sc years old. II Is
believed that ne started across the
track to the mail box when he was
struck by the approaching train.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-09-02
Customhouse Lights

For the first time since their in
stallation the new custom house
steps lights were turned on last
night and burned until IL O'Clock.
This custom will be practiced every
night. They are an ornament to the
building and Broadway. 1t was
through the efforts of Postmaster
Frank NJ. Fisher that this improve
ment was secured. The paving of
the property to the building also
gives a more impressive appearance
to the custom house.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-09-02
THOUSANDS HOMELESS.
CIoakmakers' Strike I'm New York
the Cause.

New York, Sept. Eleven hun
dred cases OF eviction were on the
docket in the second district Of the
municipal court today. Idleness.
hunger and misery and sickness
walk the east side because OF the
cloakmakers' strike, which persists
despite the injunctions. 1t Is esti-
mated that 5000 women and chill
dren are homeless because of today's
proceedings alone. Thousands OF
other cases are in preparation.