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The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08
Fudge Cake.

Cream together one cupful of suga,
and two-thirds of a cupful of butter;
add one cupful of milk. Stir In light
ly two and one-half cupfuls of -four,
into which one heaping spoonful of
baking powder has been sifted. Then
stir in one-fourth cupful of matted
chocolate. Add one-half cup of Eng
fish walnuts, broken up coarsely, and
lastly three eggs, beaten separately
For the fudge frosting use one and
one-half tablespoonfuls of butter and
one-half cupful of unsweetened pow.
dered cocoa, one and one-fourth cup.
fuls of confectioners' sugar, a few
grains of salt, one-fourth cupful of
milk. Heat to boiling point and boil
eight minutes. Remove from fire and
beat until creamy. Add one-half tea.
spoonful of vanilla and then pour over
cake to a depth of one-quarter inch.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08
Cracker Puffs.

Split six crackers and soak them
for a half hour in cold water. They
will be twice their usual size. Take
them out with a skinner, being care
full not to break or crack them, and
place them in buttered pan, the
inner side up. Butter tops of crack.
ers and place in hot oven. The oven
must be very hot or the crackers will
not puff. In half an hour they should
be we'll pulled and brown. Serve
them with any kind of stewed or
pressed fruit with whipped cream II
desired, but they are nice without the
cream.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08
Hooded Cover for Gas Stoves.

An oven that sets over the burner
of gas or gasoline stove and will
bake biscuits, pies, cakes, apples, po-
tatoes, cook vegetables and roast
meats, Is here illustrated. 1t consists
of heating plate of the kind used
for heating irons, stand to support
whatever is being cooked, and drum
shaped hood that sets over the whole.
Popular Mechanics.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08
An Optimist's Mishap.

Il try to be optimistic, no matter
What happens"
II suppose you would be optimistic
Il you lost your job"
Eyes, i should try to keep remem.
bering that there were other jobs TO
be had"
"And you would no doubt keep
right on being optimistic if you were
to lose your wife?"
why not? | care great deol tor
my wife; but If she were taken from
me should continue to be hopeful. 1t
Is always possible for a man who has
lost his wife to find anoth-confound
the luck! Darn it all-Dash! Dash!
Dash! That's always the way.
When fellow has to depend on his
last match a gust of wind is sure to
come along and blow it out"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08
The Bio Show,

The personally conducted tourists
were viewing the Egyptian pyramids.
Goodness gracious!" calculated
Mrs Newrocks, 'it must have cost a
pile of money to build them"
"Surest thing you know" said Mr..
Newrocks; but don't imagine for a
moment that any one tourist agency
stood for all the expense-it was
probably jackpot AFFAIR.""
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08
SYSTEM FULL OF URIC AClD---THE.
GREAT KIDNEY REMEDY CURED

Two years ago l was very sick and after
being treated by several Of the best physi-
clans in Clinton, did not seem TO get
any better. 1 was confined to my bed.
Seeing your Swamp-Root advertised, / re-
solved to give it trial. After using it
for three weeks, found was gaining
nicely, so continued until have taken a
number Of bottles. / am now restored to
health and have continued my labors. My
system was full of Uric acid, but.Dr. Kill
mer's Swamp Root cured me entirely.
am sixty years old.
Yours very truly,
w. @. COOK,
State Of Iowa Clinton, Ia.
Clinton County S.
On this 18th day Of July, A. D., 1909,
w. c. Cook to me personally known APP
peared before me and in my presence sub
scribed and swore to the above and fore
going statement.
DALE II. SHEPPARD,
Notary Public,
In and for Clinton County.
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500 Reward. SIOO.

The readers OF this paper will be pleased 10 learn
that there Is at least dreaded disease that science
has been able to in all Its stages and that
Catarrh Halls Catarrh Cure Is the only positive
cure now known TO tho medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease. requires consttu
tional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure IA taken In
ternally acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the system. thereby destroying the
foundation OF the disease and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and assist
ing nature in doing its work. The proprietor hav,
much faith in It's curative powers that they oife
One Hundred Dollars for any case that 1t fails u
cure. Send for list of testimonials
Address +. ]. CHENEY Il CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08
She Went to Bed.

We're Is years old)-"What does
transatlantic mean, mother?"
Mother-"Across the Atlantic, Of
course, but you mustn't bother me-"
Vera--"Does trans always mean
across?"
Mother-"I suppose it does Now, II
you don't stop bothering me with your
questions / shall send you right to
bed"
Vera (after few minutes silence)
Then does transparent mean q
cross parent?"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08
In PerpIexlty.

In Perplexity.
Michael Dolan, an is it yourself?"
YES; sure 1t is"
well, We know thot bletherin' spal-
peen, Wildly Castigan's second hus-
band?"
THAT / do"
HE bet me a bob to pint /
couldn't swally an egg without break
In the shell ov It,"
AN We did it?"
II did"
Then phwat's ailin' YEP"
ITS doom there" laying his hand
on the lower part of his waistcoat. IF
jump about I'll break 1t and cut me
stomach wild the shell, an If | kape
quiet it'll hatch and I'll have Shang-
hal rooster scratchin' me inside"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08
Ancient City ModernIxed.

Tarsus, the ancient city in Asia MI
nor. where the apostle Paul was born,
is now illuminated by electricity. The
power is taken from the Cydnus river.
There are now in Tarsus $50 electric
street lights and about 600 incandes-
cent lights for private use.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08
His Reason.

Lady-Are you glad school begins in
Just few more days?
Boy-Yes'm.
Lady-You want to get back to
work again, don't you?
Boy--No'm.
Lady-Then why are you glad?
Boy--'Cause they moved me to an.
|odder district an I want to see II
cant lick de new kids.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08
Fried Corn.

A can of corn mixed with one cup
of cracker crumbs; one egg and
enough milk to soften it just so that
ii may be made into balls, then fried
in hot butter. When / fry cornmeal
mush I dip the slices into a raw egg
arst
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08
The Way to Find Him,

my wife and are going to spend a
few months with her people at
Strong's Corners" said the meek little
man, land want you to mail your pa
per to me-"
YES" said the clerk, whats your
name?"
"Well--er--to make sure, I guess
you'd better address it: Mary Strong's
Husband, Strong's Corners"
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What He Calls Himself.

Willie-Father, man is always a
bachelor before he gets married, isn't
he?
Father-Yes, my son.
= Willie-And what does he call him.
self afterwards?
Father wouldn't like to tell you.
my son.-Brooklyn Life.
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Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You
Send to DIR. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
ton, N. Y, for sample bottle. 1t will
convince anyone. You will also receive
booklet of valuable information, telling
all about the kidneys and bladder. When
writing, be sure and mention this paper.
For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty.
cents and one-dollar.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08
The Ancient Eayptian.

For long time the visitor to the
great museum stood gazing at the
Egyptian mummy swathed in band
ages.
Tell me one thing he ventured.
what is it, sir?" asked the guide.
"Was 1t automobile or aeroplane
accident ?"-Chicago News.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08
Was All Rluht.

Howard-Did you telephone Mrs.
Howard that | would be detained at
the office until midnight?
Office Boy-Yes, sir.
And what did she say?"
Said she didn't blame you-she had
made an engagement to go to the the
alter tonight herself. "-Smart Set.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08
Han No Imagination.

Mistress-"What kind of time did
you have?"
Maid (rapturously)-"A drame of a
tonne"
Mistress (surprlsed)-"A dream!
thought 1t was a wake. Baltimore
American.
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,fessor-"Ahi iealousy!"
A Matter of Conscience.

Bessie wonder why several of the
men at the wedding the other night
didn't congratulate the bridegroom?
james, suppose it WAS because
they were all married themselves.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08
A Nall Hint.

Nails used in bathrooms and kitch-
ems on which damp cloths and towels
may be hung shosld be painted with
enamel, so that they do not leave
rusty marks.
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Your Liver's
Your Life

A dead liver means awful sick.
ness-don't let it come-when
IL can be prevented. Cascarets
keep the liver lively and bowels
regular and ward off serious,
fatal illness. %,
CAscARErs-ioc box-week,s treat.
ment' All druggists. Biggest seller
IN the world. Million boxes month
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08
Hadn't Come His Way.

1T is reported that there are more
bank notes in circulation now than
ever before in the history of the coun-
try"
Have you found out where they are
circulating?"
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None In Stock.

A well-dressed woman paused In
front of the chestnut vender's stand.
Are they wormy?" she asked.
mo, ma am" he answered blandly.
did you want them with worms?"
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Food for Thought.

Wife-"My dear, the hens have
scratched up all that egg. plant seed
you sowed."
Professionally! jealousy!"
(And he wrote 20-page article on
the Development Of Envy in the
Minds of the Lower Grade of Bipeds.O
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08

Thousands of country people know that
in time of sudden mishap or accident
Hamlins Wizard Oil is the best substi
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08
Thorough.


"You are an optimism"
~ am" replied Mr.. Dustin Stax. IT
not only hope for the best, but make
practical arrangements to get It."
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08
Certain Evidence.

HAS the Outlook come this week?"
II haven't heard it yet."-Life.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08
Important to Mothers
A Merltorlous Act.

Mr.. Cynic-Tell me one thing you
ever did for your fellow men?
Mr.. Optim-This morning ! kicked
a banana peel off a sidewalk.-Judge.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08

It's no use praying to be delivered
from temptation unless you want to
be divorced from sin.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08

Ono Thing That VIII Live Forever,
PETTIT'S EYE SALVE, first box sold in
1907, 100 years ago, sales increase yearly.
All druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, NY.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08

It's easy making money and hard
mastering 1t.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08
A Gentle Hint.

Helm afraid you are cold. Shall
take off my coat and put it around
1Iou?
She-You may put your coat around
ne. but why take it off?
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08

Mrs. Winsiow"s Soothing Syrup.
For children teehing sottens the gums reduces In
hAmmation nllays pain. cures wind cole. 30 bottle
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08
The Difference.

Griggs-After all the difference be-
Ween man and woman is one of wear
and tear.
Briggs-What do you mean?
Griggs-Man spends his money fool
shly on tear and woman on wear.
boston Transcript.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08
Severe Punishment.

Severe Punishment.
Belle-And did you make her eat
her own words
Beulah-Eat 'em? made her
Fletcherize 'em.
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Discouraujnu,

George" said her husbands wife,
IL don't believe you have smoked one
of those cigars l gave you on your
birthday
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08

That's right, my dear" replied his
wife's husband. I'm going to keep
them until our Willie wants to learn
to smoke"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08

NPhbsTA wanted every Town. An oppor-
At.kMI " tunity TO earn big money, Exclusive
HiT I've ~ territory. No experience necessary.
ENV Metallic Mfg Co.. 54B-45E asihst.. ChieaEe
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-12-08

In and for Clinton County.
Sharp County record., 1910-08-05
MINT Re Worth Seeing.

While on the subject of modern cos,
tune in sculpture, honorable mention
must surely be made Of the statue OF
Sir Sidney Waterlow, erected in the
otherwise beautiful park bearing his
name on The western slopes Of High
yate hill. It would take the skilled
pen Of an expert on the staff Of the
Tailor and Cutter to do full justice to
.he sartorial beauties of the sculp-
tors art. To the layman the out
standing features are a Trilby hat and
an umbrella in one hand; a key prob
ably meant as q symbol, but rather
suggestive of prehistoric sanitary ar
engagements, in tae other, and The
body clothed in frock coat and. an
oyercoat. The name Of the sculptor
s not visible on the monument, and
The park keepers will not divuIge it.
They are either ignorant or kindly
London Chronicle.
Sharp County record., 1910-08-05
The Record
for good
Job Printing.
The Record
one dollar
a year

majority Of the votes oast thereon and not other.
wiso, Tho style of al bills shall be- "Bo It En-.
acted by the People Of tha State Of Arkansas. "
This section shall not be c2nstued to deprive
any mombsg Of the legislative assembly Of the
right 10 introduce any measure Ths whole mum.
bor of votes Gant for tho olco Of Governor at the
regular election last preceding tho fling Of any
petition for the Initiative or for the Referendum
shall bo the basis on which the number Of legal
votes necessary 10 3IFn such petition shall be
counted, Petitions and orders for the Initiative
and for the Referendum shall be filed with the
Secretary Of State. and Ia submitting the same to
the people ho and all other officers shall be guided
by the general laws and the acts submitting this
amendment until legisaJion shall be specially
provided therefor
The above resolution was Altd In the Office of
the Secretary Of State on February 10, 1909.
Each eeetor may vote for or against the above
amendment,
Witness my official signature this igth day of
February, 1910,
o, G, LUDWIG
lseall Secretary of State,
Sharp County record., 1910-08-05
Boy Conscience Stricken.

A cnnscience-stricken bay ran al
most breathless into the children's
court az Pittsburg, Pa, held up his
hand, and interrupted the proceedings
by saying: Il want to be tried with
those four boys. was mixed up in
the taking of those bicycles" The
Justice stopped questioning the four
prisoners and turned to the newcom.
ar, who described himself as Louis
Katz, l3 years old. 1T Is the first
time 7 ever did anything like that"
Katz continued, "and 1t worried me so
much that | could not sleep. don
think / need any punishment, though
for III never DO anything wrong
again" A complaint was taken
against Louis and he was paroIed
The four other boys were baned.
Sharp County record., 1910-08-05
PROBATE COURT NOTICE,

Notice is hereby given that o.
named administrators and guardian. 81. 200,
current at the June term, 1910. - sc'a
bate Court for the Southern Dist,4ot a@
county for settlement with their w.
ates, to-wit: 'sct's i
Alice Cochran guardian and curato, :,
Cochran. Annual settlement. q
Alice Cochran, guardian and curator
Cochran. Annual settlement, Fset|
T. ]. Massey, guardian Of ouia
MASSEY. Final settlement. @'' OR
Hardy Higginbottom, guardian Aa
ford, non compus mentis. M. g. arna,
ment. ~
J. F. Johnston, administrato, ss+o..
Johnston, deceased. Final settlensr. "
J, D. Paden, administrator estate of,,
deceased. Final settlement.
W. o. Smith, administrator estate Of fn
Rawlings, decessed. Final settlemer+ m
J. H. Jarrett, guardian of Docia o.,
Vance Final settlement Wy
Hardy Higginbottom, guardian Atl...
ford, non compus mentis. No. 4 snrro, =
ment. ssl
Jesse c. Golf, guardian of ClauIs &c
nual settlement.
And allparties interested in the s.t..
Of said estates must come forward and :,
ceptions to said accounts, if any thev b.n. ~'
IN
before the third day of the next term Of 81, \
or they will be forever barred from evco,.:N
accounts or any item thereof.
Arthur Sullivan, CeI
Sharp County record., 1910-08-05
Chance In Literary Tastes.

Dino novel publishers soy that
New York boys have lost their taste
for Indians and deaporadocs. "It's
not the Shiny Sum atuT cha, the boys
like nowadays" said one OF them
I'VE have to keep a lot Of writer's at
work here changing the old stories
around 20 1T new wants, They puf
in acceptance instead Of plato ponies
and have the hero toss the villain OIL
u skyscraper instead Of from clIff
Dino novels have to be kept up With
the times just the Same "a everything
else In this town But In tho country
we can sell the old standbys Just aJ
we always did, New York sun.
Sharp County record., 1910-08-05

trict--First Monday in January
and July. Southern District
Second Monday in February and
August.
County Court-Third Monday
in January, April, July and Oc-
tober. No County Court in the
Northern District.
Probate Court-Northern Dis
trict-Third Monday in March,
June, September and December
Southern District-Second Mon
day in March, June, September
and December.
ChaAce7y Court Southern Dis
trict-First Monday in May and
November. Northern District
Second Monday in March and
September.
Sharp County record., 1910-08-05
Sn.Calleh DrV EhtterV.

The sO-called dry battery Is an elcc.
trio cell really containing a liquid or
paste whose drying out--as on stand
Ing on a sheli--destroy the useful.
ness Of the battery; but a unique new
battery cell, called the anhydrous, is
dry until put to use, so that It may
be kept in store indefinitely without de.
probation. It simply contains the
necessary chemicals In dry state. A
little water poured through a special
openiag puts 1t in action, and then, be.
ginning perfectly new and fresh, It
serves the usual purpose Of the dry"
battery.
Sharp County record., 1910-08-05
Enst In Pneumonia,

No greater mistake Ia made than
constantly to disturb a child suffering
with pneumonia, TO give medicine
every hour night and day, and keep
the child awake, IL to rctard GONZALES
cenco White food may be necessary
to stmnlate subnormOl vitality It
should be given with due regard to an
infants requirements, and II the
hearts, action ia good it ia poor ludg
mont TO awaken u sick child TO give
food or medicine DR. Louis Fischer,
Medical Record,
Sharp County record., 1910-08-05
No Comfort al All.

Fisher, that sea water is freighted
1t is known" says Prof. Irving
with much gold, but no one has yet
discovered how to extract it." Prof
Fisher could hardly have been forget,
full, IN saying this, of the Middletown
philanthropist who did extract much
gold on the theory that there Is gold
in sea- water. He did not however,
extract said gold from the waves of
the sea, but from the pockets of con.
nding persons who believed in his
scheme. Some of the sufferers may
be comforted by the professors ap
thoWtatiyo assurance that there Is
gold IN sea water,
Sharp County record., 1910-08-05
Cefieo and Toa Consumed,

OF conco tho uuIlcd stOtos Ia the
worlds largest consumer Germany
Netherlands, France, Belgium aud Aus
Wn.lunRary being next IN the order
named, OF tea, the United Kingdom
ia the world'a largest consumer Rus
via being second, tho United StOtos.
IhMA.
Sharp County record., 1910-08-05
prtnr the Great,

Potter the Great, Russa's famous
cznr whom he was staying In England
had n particular liking for the compan'
Ioushp Of HALEY, after whom tho
comet IN named, After carousIug with
sIm ut hoptford one evening Peter
wheeled tae astronomer IN barrow
through ycw hedge and lid such
damage thot he had 70 pay handsome
compensation to John Epolya, tho
Owner
Sharp County record., 1910-08-05
frua EdueaiIen,

The entire object OF true education
ia to make people not merely do the
right things but enjoy the right
lAlugs--not merely industrious, but
to love Industry hot merely learned,
but 70 lyvo Acknowledgement merely
pure, but 10 love puFily=nut merely
Just, but to hunger and IAlrst aller
justigu,z=JOhH RuBhin
Sharp County record., 1910-08-05
Rr.lIaA Ehsl ANrltn.

pMt'sh Ease Africa Aaa a population
gslimalgd no 100000 OF lh's mum
Der cnly et3ut tNuO to 5000 are
white mdluus nd Arabs are put
Gown Nl lH."O 90 lin0o and oll ubo
cost eve Meu'ggs q, tbe NaIpw oguyv
tribes,
Sharp County record., 1910-08-05
Proposed 4 amendment No. n

That The following articles shall be PROPOSED a.
an amendment to the Constitution Of the State of
Arkansas, which, when agreed to by majority
Of all the members elected to zach House and
adopted by majority Of the electors Of The statc
voting a. the nest general election for senators
and Representatives, shall become a part of the
Consultation Of the State Of Agkahdas,
That ell uaniJal Invested within tho next ten
years In this State In the manufacturing Of cotton
and fiber rgols IN any manner shall be and IA
hereby exempt from taxation ror a period of
seven years ncNt after and from the time the
peHuh persons, company or corporation have
begun yhe business Of sal manufacturing,
The above resolution we5 filed Ia the Office of
the Secretary Of State on May HiHl. ipup
Each olocJor may vote for on urunlt tho above
amendment
WHtfa my 5flgIb Signature The i2tA a7ye.
fe1igsfy 1910,
q. G. LUDWIG
ssAlI Secretary yi55ai