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The Glenwood post., 1910-05-07
IS COMING AGAIN TO aLENwooD

s. R. Berger, the well known eye
sight specialist, announces that he will
be here again at the Glenwood Hotel
for four days, May 16, II, IS and 49,
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and
Thursday. No charge for consultation.
Sgt
The Glenwood post., 1910-05-07
FOR SALE

Two corner lots corner of Cooper and
Tenth. For particulars address
JOHN W. HUNTER.
1928 Willamette,
5-7-1t Colorado Springs, Colo.
The Glenwood post., 1910-05-07

The Eastern Star lodge gave ban
quet at the Masonic hall last evening
y y y
John w. Ritter and Ed Ewing came
up from New Castle Wednesday even
ing.
Denver and return one fare for the
round trip via the Rio Grande May u
and 13.
Mrs. Ora Barton left Thursday even
ing for visit with the home folks at
Topeka, Kansas.
DR.. Howard, veterinary surgeon and
dentist, is located in Glenwood at Ew-
ing's drug store.
G. c. Parks will leave this evening
for visit with relatives at his old
home in Kewanee Illinois.
y y y
$1,000 to Denver and return via the
Rio Grande May 10 and 13. Return
limit May 15.
The splendid work of the Glenwood
proposition should not soon be forgot
ten.
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Robert Bumgardner and Miss Cora
f. Wheeler, both of Grand Valley, have
been licensed to wed by Cupid Hub
bard.
A. w. Robertson left Wednesday
morning for his ranch on Divide creek
where he expects to remain for some
time.
Garfield county never had better
prospects for bumper crop of fruit
And fruit will surely bring big price
this year.
Mich johnson, travelling passenger
agent of the Santa Fe, spent seevral
days in Glenwood looking after bust
ness this week.
Miss Molly Welty is stopping fo-
the present with Rev. and Mrs. ]. NJ.
hickey at the Methodist parsonage,
SIS Blake street.
y y y
Joe Selby of Mamm creek made
his appearance before the county COM
missioners Tuesday in the interest of
better roads in that vicinity.
y y y
Mrs. Dildine and her daughter, Stella,
who have spent several months in Cal
ifornia, returned to Glenwood Wednes.
day and will spend the summer here.
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report has reached Glenwood that
Henry Hasley has refused an offer of
5000 an acre for part of his splendid
ranch adjoining the town of Silt. Guess
that's going some.
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Sheriff Divilbiss and Undersheriff
Howard returned to Glenwood SUNDAY
evening, having placed John H. Wilson
and James f. Edwards, the convicted
bank robbers, in the state penitentiary.
Hans S. Henrickson from the valley
west of New Castle was a visitors in
Glenwood Wednesday. He brought the
news that district No. cast 26 solid
votes against the county high school.
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MIR. and Mrs. Ollie Thorson entertain
ed few friends at their home Thurs
day evening in honor of Mr. Thorson's
mother, Mrs. Oline Thorson of Boulder
VINO VIII return to her home today
after very pleasant visit in this citv.
- - y
H. A. Neel of the Grand Valley News
was a Glenwood visitor Yesterday
Harry is giving the Grand Vallevites
newsy paper and he is just rolling in
prosperity to the extent that he figures
on putting in typesetting machine.
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DO not forget that S. R. Berger, the
well known Leadviile eye sight special
lst, will be here again at the Glenwood
Hotel for four days. May 16, II, IS and
~, Monday. Tuesday, Wednesday and
Thursday. No charge for consultation.
5-7-2t
y y y
The senior class of the Colorado
School of Mines stopped in Glenwood
last Saturday and for diversion PLAYED
game of baseball with G1enwood's IS
high school team. The miners NAV be
all right at running shafts and tunnels
l,,,4 Il
The Glenwood post., 1910-05-07

It viii pay you 70 subscribe for the
Post, cysn II you have 70 borrow the
nonsy from your wife.
The Glenwood post., 1910-05-07
FOR SALE

25 town lots and houses, on your
own terms. Must be sold cheap.
A. L. CHASE 4 co.
The Glenwood post., 1910-05-07
FOR SALE OR TRADE

l will sell for cash or trade for good
farm land my grocery store located at
s14 Grand avenue, Glenwood Springs.
A. COHN.
The Glenwood post., 1910-05-07
Oi

Schoolteacher-Do you know the
meaning Of that letter on your hat?
Boy-Yes. sir. Father says 1t every
morning he can't find his collar stud.
The Glenwood post., 1910-05-07

To secure ticket through the mails
on the incoming train from Salida in
time to take the outgoing train to
Grand Junction is a feat which has
been heretofore unheard Of as far as
our knowledge goes. This was an ac-
complishment of Rev. L. ]. Hole last
Saturday. The popular pastor had
been engaged to fill the pulpit at the
Methodist church at that place on Sun
day.
District Superintendent N. H. Lee
had arranged for the necessary trans
portation; but, up to 2 CLOCK Satur-
day, the ticket had not shown up.
The only remaining show for using the
ticket depended upon the ticket coming
in on the afternoon train; but under
this condition all depended upon get
ting it out of the postoffice in time to
catch the Grand Junction train, - the
time between the arrival Of the salida
The Glenwood post., 1910-05-07
SPECIAL TRAIN VIA D. & r. a,

The biggest thing operated on the D.
& R. G. for a long time, will be the
Special Pullman train to leaeve Denver
at noon, June 30, for the Jeffries-J John
son fight at San Francisco.
This special train is being promoted
by Messrs. Malachy Hogan and AL G.
Brown, two of the best and most fav-
orably known sporting men in the
state. 1t will be composed of Standard
Pullman equipment only, carrying a
baggage car and dining car and serv-
ing meals a la carte.
The train will reach Glenwood
Springs at 2:2O a. m. on July l, Grand
Junction at Sis a. m. and will arrive
in San Francisco at 900 p. m. July 9.
Those contemplating a trip to San
Francisco on this occasion should take
advantage of this service. The fare
will be the regular summer tourist
round trip rate in effect on the date
mentioned.
Through sleeping car accommoda-
tionss, as well as reservations for ring
side seats, can be made by communi-
eating with Denver & Rio Grand, Gen
erai Passenger office An Denver. or
with Mr.. Al G. Brown, 1541 Curtis
ST.. Denver.
For further particulars inquire D. l.
R. G. agent.
WAITING FOR THE LETTER THAT
CAME
The Glenwood post., 1910-05-07

Frank Irvine, former sheriff of
Pitkin county but for the past few
years resident of the Wallace creek
section in Garfield county, arrived in
Glenwood Tuesday evening suffering
from very severe attack of rheuma-
tism which has disabled him for sew
eral months. He secured one of Main 8
cottages and will remain here long
enough to secure relief through the
efficacy of Glenwood s famous medi-
cinal baths. He is accompanied by
Mrs. Irvine.
The Glenwood post., 1910-05-07

Your tongue is coated
Your breath is foul.
Headaches come and go.
These symptoms show that your stom-
ach is the trouble. To remove the
cause is the first thing, and Chamber
lain's Stomach and Liver Tablets will
do that. Easy to take and most effect
i've. Sold by all dealers.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-08
The Literary Man,

When l get home where I live at
will remove my wife's new hat from
my desk and my daughters socks and
my wee baby's building blocks, three
spools Of thread. some tatting frames,
box or two of cut out games, some
scissors and my wife's new waists. a
box Of tacks and some tooth paste, a
cookbook and sewing kit, some let
ters that my wife has writ, some apple
cores the kids put there, one or two
wads Of handmade hair, a bottle of
shoe polish, too, hairbrush and a
baby shoe, some stockings that are
worth a darn, skein or two of darn
Ing yarn, picture book or two or
three, a picture babe has drawn for
me, a rubber ball, piece of gum, some
picture postcards and drum. I'll do
all that when I get home and then
write an immortal poem that will have
Swinburne double crossed-if all my
pencils are not lost.-Houston Post.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-08
a Queer Freak.

Milreau, who was said to have been
connected with some of the best fami-
lies in France and to have possessed
considerable means until ruined by the
Panama canal disaster, was one of the
best friends the beggars of Paris ever
had, and to obtain funds for helping
them he became systematic thief. He
used to frequent the fashionable streets
uuring the day and pick pockets, and
by night, dressed in ragged clothes, he
dispensed the spoils to the first beg
CARS he met. For years he continued
the practice without being suspected,
and it was by pure chance that he
eventually did fall into the hands Of
the police. When his lodgings were
searched sufficiently empty purses were
found to fill large packing case, and
it was made clear that he had stolen
hundreds of watches and scarfpins,
while he had been pinching and con-
irving to live a respectable man on a
few francs a week saved from the ruin
of his fortune.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-08
Due Precautions.

In a town in Georgia there was an
old preacher whose knowledge Of the
world was not wide nor deep, but who
conceived it to be a place where, if
one should trust his fellow men. he
should at the same time keep an eye
on his own interests. r
One hot day he pulled off his coat
and preached vigorous sermon under
the pines in his shirt sleeves. At the
close of the open air service one of
his admirers approached him and said
regretfully: : - ~
II don't suppose you knew that the
editor of one. of the big New York
Sunday papers was here when you
pulled off your coat" -. - y.
II reckon l knew it we'll, for I'd been
told of it, said the preacher calmly.
II don't believe he's as bad as he
might be, and anyway I put my coat
on the chair close by and had it right
under my eye all the time. "-Youth's
Companion. =
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-08
A. Remarkable Escape.

During the reign Of terror in Paris
one Of the most remarkable escapes
was that of NJ. de Chateaubrun. He
was sent to execution with twenty
other prisoners, but after the fifteenth
head had fallen the guillotine got out
Of order and workman was sent for
to. repair it. The six remaining vic
tins were left standing in front of the
machines with their hands tied behind
them. A French crowd is very Gu
rious, and the people kept pressing
forward to see the man arranging the
guillotine. By degrees NJ. de Chateau
brun, who was to the rear of his com
panions, found himself in the front
line of the spectators, then in the sec
ond and finally we'll behind those who
had come to see his head cut off. Be
fore the men, could get the guillotine
in working order night began to fall,
and NJ: de Chateaubrun slipped away.
When in the Champs Elysees he told
a man that wag had tied his hands
and robbed him of his hat, and this
simple individual set him free A few
days later NJ. de Chateaubrun escaped
from France ~s
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-08
Entertaining ROYALTY.

Nothing puts bigger feather in
the cap Of society hostess, says the
London Saturday Journal. or at the
same time causes her more anxious
cares and thought rather than mere
expenditure than the presence at one.
Of her dinners or dances in the huge
Mayfair mansion of a member Of the
royal family-most of all the king and
queen. The entertaining Of royalty is
one Of the most delicate triumphs the
society woman, whether she be a,
duchess or merely millionairess. can
achieve. It has code. of etiquette
all to itself-a code which must be
rigidly observed or no hope is there
Of ever securing another visit from a
royal guest Of the reigning house. The
number of titled and untitled guests
hidden to meet the sovereign at, say,
a dinner party is strictly limited and
of course highly select. On one oc-
casion $4,000 was spent by a hostess
in entertaining crowned head for a
week end, while another example is
that Of certain baronet who had a
marble staircase put in his house sole
~ because Of an approaching visit
from the late king. 49,
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-08
lncapacitated.

"The fussy individual who always
has run in with the waiter never
fares any better than the rest of us
who are satisfied to take things as
they GOMEZ said the homeless bach
elor. 81 took breakfast with one Of
these fussers the other morning in a
little cafe uptown that was new to
both of us.
"All he wanted was a cup of coffee
and couple Of boiled eggs. But you
might have thought the universe de-
pended upon those eggs. After having
given the waiter minute instructions
as to their preparation, be sat with his
watch in his hands, So rs. ~
/ Finally the eggs came, and there
was a lot more powwow. AS he crack
ed the shell of one he turned to the
waiter and said, Are you sure these
eggs are positively fresh?'
"And the waiter, who had Watery
eyes and very red nose, replied with
all seriousness: 4 really can't say, sir.
I have a frightful cold in my head"
New York Times
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-08
Wrecks and Cats and Dous.

There is an odd provision in the
English law on wrecks. It used to
be that wrecks, like pretty nearly ev-
erything else, belonged to the king.
Sometimes, if vessel were only part
~ wrecked and it could be raised, an
owner was averse to surrendering it,
but it was generally seized for the king
In accordance with the law until the
question came up as to just what was
wreck. 1t was generally admitted
that when all hands were lost that
was a wreck, but as they wanted to
get as narrow a definition as they
could they got parliament to establish
a law that in future nothing shall
be considered a wreck out of which a
cat or a dog escapes alive, and from
that time until the present day no
vessel coasts about England without
carrying cat or dog.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-08
Canvas Currency.

Banknotes appear in much the same
form throughout the world and have
always done so except in China, where
the earliest note was made of canvas,
some six centuries before the Christian
era. 1t was more like a tablecloth
than banknote, it's length being
es. This form of note was not very
convenient when large sums were con-
cerned, so later the note was printed
on parchment, and all other forms of
money were suppressed. One emperor
issued notes representing more than
three thousand millions. But the mon
ey was never popular, and gradually
the notes were retired. >
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-08
Mara's Voice.

{ Nine. Mara had voice that extend
ed from middle G to E in alt and was
one of the most facile and flexible ever
known. She delighted in the ford
music Of Hasse, Graun, Benda, sJom-
melli, Pergalese, Porpora, Sacchini and
others Of that school and with the ut
most ease executed passages that are
now consigned to solo instruments,
such as the violin and flute She held
the stage from It'll to 1902, with an
occasional appearance after the latter
date. .....s.. e.. ~ - y 81
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-08
Moro Story of the Flood.

The legend Of the food as told BY
the Moros is as follows: ..r#<5. 80. 81.
when the forty days and nights Of
rain came No and his family got into
a box. One pair of each sort of bird
and beast also came in. Men who
we're busy with their ordinary occupa-
lions and did not enter the box were
overtaken by the flood. Those who
ran to the mountains became mob
keys; those who ran to the water, fish.
The Chinaman changed to a hornbiu.
A woman who was eating the fruit Of
a seaweed and would not stop was
changed into fish called augong,
and her limbs can still be seen under
it's Skin,''
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-08
RAILROAD Time CARDS
Great Northern

Ne. 33 West Bound Leaves at $3.50 p. m
No. "a East Bound Leaves at 1908 p. m
No. IS West Bound Leaves at 3:42 a. m
No. SO East Bound Leaves at 1:2O a. m
No. los North Bound Arrives at 7:4O p. m
No. 1O6 South Bound Leaves at 700 avn
Fneieht West Bound Leaves at 900 a. m
Freight East Bound Leaves at $3.50 p. m
Minnesota & International
Nc. 80 South Bound Leaves at Sis a. m
No. 81 North Bound Leaves at $40 p. m
No. "a South Bound Leaves at 1855 pm
No. 80 North Bound Leaves at 4:2O a. m
Freight South Bound Leaves at 1880 a. m
Freight North Bound Leaves at 600 a. m
MINI. Red Lake & Man.
No. North Bound Leaves at $3.50 p. IN
No 2 South Bound Arrives at 1890 a. m
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-08

SAY FORESTS / !
FROM { Fl 1 |
Plans p; Approved by Lake
States Conference.
ABOlIsHEs OLD METHOD
Forest PatroI on a Salary Basis Rec
+ commended in Place Of the Present
Fire Warden system-EstabIish-
{ r,1ent Of Adequate Fire Lines
Through the Woods, With TeIe.
phonic Communication, Favored.

v ST. Paul, Dec. Establishment of
the present fire warden system, which
deslgnates town supervisors and
clerks as wardens,. and the substitu-
ton of a forest patrol on salary
basis, was recommended by the reso-
lutions at the Lake States Fire con-
ference, in session at the Saint Paul
hotel. The establishment Of adequate
fire lines through the woods and tele-
phonic communication from end to
end also were recommended unani-
mously. The plan calls for a COM
plete revision of the system now in
use. s5ss-s - -
Without a dissenting voice the men
from the firing line" who took part
in the important conference, agreed
that radical changes must be made if
the forests of Minnesota, Wisconsin
and Michigan are to be saved from
devastation. The resolutions adopted
arg in brief, as follows: %@s
Entire control of forest protective
measures to be placed in the hands of
nonpartisan commission.
{, Complete elimination of the local
fire warden system, the substitution
of a forest patrol to be operated by
the commission in cooperation with
the national government, adjoining
states and fire protective associa-
ton. ~.
Opposition to any general slash
burning requirement-the commission
to be given authority to require dis
posal of dangerous slashings adjoin-
ing valuable timber
Proper restriction. of the burning of
brush and debris in clearing land dur
ing dry season. 49,
Establishment of adequate fire lines
(open spaces) through the forest
areas.
Construction and maintenance of
suitable. trails, lookout stations and
telephone communication through all
forests. .4..-.----- - --......
Ample appropriations by the state
legislatures to carry out the policies
recommended. o., ...~.>,. -. -
& Burning of all debris on railroad
rights of way to be under control of
state fire patrol. '..'
Maintenance by railroads of ade-
quate patrols following trains. ~
Practical spark arresters on all rail-
way and logging locomotives.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-08
Charlotte Cushman's Warninq,

''Ss>S "S1Ss
One icy night Charlotte Cushman and
Lawrence Barrett came out of the the
alter together. The steps were danger
ously slippery, and it was with difficult
ty that they kept their feet at all. AS
they totteringly descended the great
actress said to her companion quite in
her Lady Macbeth manner: "Take q
good grip on my arm, Lawrence, and
II slip hold on like grim death. But
II you slip in the name of heaven let
goP' - S A.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-08
!. What She Would Do.

Johnnie, dear" said his mother, who
was trying to inculcate a lesson In In
dustry, what do you suppose mamma
would do for you If you should come to
her some day and tell her. that you
loved your studies 2" Lick me for
telling a falsehood.'' said dear little
Johnnie with the frankness Of youth.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-08
HQW'S ThiSt

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any: case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure. 7..-5 r. T.
F.JCHENEY & CO.. Toledo. o.
We, the undersigned; have known F. J.
Cheney tor the last IS years. and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac-
tions. and financially able to carry out any
obligations made by his firm. s.. IT,, ..s@t
~ WALDING. KINNAN & MARVIN. :.
IT,. Wholesale Druggists. Toledo. O.
q Halls Oatarrah Cure is taken Internally.
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the system. Testimonials free.
Price. 5c per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-08
New Senator From Louisiana.

Baton Rouge, La, Dec s.-Judge
John R. Thornton of Alexandria was
elected United States senator by the
Louisiana general assembly sitting in
separate bodies to. succeed the late
Samuel D. McEnery Judge Thornton
Is native of Louisiana and was for
number of years district judge :. .
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-08
His Bedtime.

when do you wind your watch"
asked the man with the bullying brow
morning or EVENING"
Generally in the. morning, answer-
ed the man with the Dubious nose.
II always wind mine just before
60 to bed" ~.
" "Well-er-so do T. Chicago Trib-
une S%.@@ T4- fg:est EsEs
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-08
A Nice Bull.

An Irishman, quarreling with an
Englishman. told him if he didn't hold
his tongue. he would "break his I'M
.penetrable head and let the brains
out Of his empty SKULL
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-08
Bad Manners.

The two women stopped in front Of a
dentists showcase. #
"There, mamma" said the younger
woman, pointing, II want set just
hkc that - s# "
flush, my childv' commanded her
mother. "Don't you know that it's vul-
gar to pick your teeth in the streetY'
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-08
a Quick Return Business.

"A Quick Return Business.
you said You were going into some
business that would bring you quick
returns" said a young fellow to his
chum .. iii
4 II did, was the answer. 81 am send,
ing manuscripts to the magazines
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-12-08
A Briqht Youth.

She (archly)-Whom should you call.
the prettiest girl in the room? He
Cooking about him)-H'm! Well, to
tell the truth, there isn't pretty girl
in the place. .:.a Al ss5l 4
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Some will always be above others.
Destroy the inequality Of today and It
will appear again tomorrow "a Emerson
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1910-08-11
BOHANNON

Miss Harrie GriIIs. of Norfolk,
is at Mrs. Jordon's.
MIR. Lewis Thomas lelt for his
home in Portsmouth Saturday.
Misses Virginia and Helen Deal
left for Norfolk Saturday. after a
visit to Miss Martha Minter.
Misses Marian and Ada Miller.
of Norfolk are visiting Miss Laura
Belle Foster.
Miss Norma Smith who has
been 10 the county some time
left for Richmond last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Howard White
and their daughter. OF Raleigh N.
c., arc visiting Mr.. Whites
mother. on North River.
Miss Patlow. of Portsmouth.
returned to her home last week.
after spending sometime with
Miss RUBY Bassett.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. w. Howell
moved in their handsome home
on the East River. last week.
Mr.. Harry Howell. of N. Y.
and daughter. Mrs. ]. r. Hudgins
are visiting them
Mrs. Harry Dennis and child
rea. Misses Mary. Nancy. and
Master Harry, of Salisbury. Md.
Miss Ruth Proctor and Mrs.
Phillips and little daughter, OF
Portsmouth. are visiting at the
home Of Mr.. H. 7. Green.
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YNNS.

Mr.. Wilbur Godsey is visiting
his parental home for few days.
Miss Mable Calls and sisters
are visiting their relatives this
week.
Several boats loaded with pas
sengers. went to Wharton's Grove
last Sunday.
Mr.. Lawrence Hundley. Of
Baltimore. is the guest of Mr..
Lee GodseY. this week.
Capt. X. Z. Hudgins. who has
been very i'll in Boston. with ap-
pendicetis. we are glad to report
is mach better.
Mr.. Everett Muse left for
Wes.moreland on Thursday. &C
compapied by Miss Ruth Muse.
who expects to spend some time
visit ~ her relatives.