The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-08-06

FUNNY THINGS IN
Little Jonnc, aged years, had
! beer to church and had displayed
E4norc than usual interest I'M the SER
mon, IN which the origin Of Eve had
4 becn dwclt 0n al some length Az din
4 hcr that dpy johnnie displayed a great
4 deal Of Interest IN the catsblcs, es-
\ pccially mlnco plc
! Later upon hp'ng missed, he was
found N . corner With his hands
pressed tightly over his ribs, Whom
! asked ty his mother what wax the
/ matter he replied:
| 'Mrmna. IN alrsid I'm going to
haze d wife.
/ A Baptist minister aud 4 Methodist
MN ulster were BY ace tent visiting the
sEmc house. AZ they took their sClts
there was ~ embarrassed ppust lsc
4 hostess nnt kiiJwing huw ~ ask one
4 m mister 10 say grace wilh1ui oilent
ing the utler.
The small son quickly grasped the
ituation and rising IN lbs chair
moved his f'pgcr rapidly around the
t3hle, reciting. 'Ecny, meeny, miDcy
mo. catch Niger by the toe He
ondfd rs pointing II. finger at The
j Baptist minister aud shouting.
You're ~
Harold anj Charles were The young
sons ol 4 miuister. Their father
taught them that when ever they were
in doubt or need they we're 10 pray
fol spiritual help and guidance.
| One day whilo crossing Il field just
I outside Of thor village they were
chased by an angry bull, whose pres
cncc they had overlooked. Both were
/ too frightened to run, and so failing
/ en- their knees the elder spoke the
only prayer that came into his head.
I II happened to be the blessing their
/ la'her always used at meals
For what we are about to receive
oh, Lord, make rs truly thankful
Wilfrcd was siitiDg on his fathers
knee watching his mother arranging
her hair.
Papa hasn't any marcel wave,
| said the father laughingly.
"Nope; no waves. It's all beach,
said Wilircd. boxing up at nls fatn'
er $ pate
one afternoon Willie's mother was
ending him alone to call on lricri
ne very good boy" warned his
I mother when he was leaving When
Willie came home an hour later his
mother asked him Il he had been
! good boy
sOh, YES, mamma" he replied, y
! just barely brcathcd.
A little girl on her waS some from
Sunday school found a book She
rcco Snlzcd some OF The pictures aud
ran into the house crying.
Mother, motdcr | found book
about Jesus. God ard all of the other
I fellows
/ Violet vas taken IN 10 see her new
BON brother she passed her hand
gently over It's little head, but drew
back quickly and said IN frightened
tone.
"Why. mamma it's head Is rotten
Her mother assured her that all
babies. heads are soft Then she said /
with sigh of relief:
Oh, I'm so glad was afraid he
would spoil and we couldn't Keep
him"
Your family has been very kind to
mo my young friend" said the mir
lister to the household pet Il would
like 10 know how ! Gao repay YOU
Don't ask for a second piece oil
+ pie at dinner. whispered the Young
/ stcr. u he8rd ma a4 she didn't lh'ulS
there was enough 10 50 around
/ A kindergarten class had been
/ taught > cling America Every day
they sang. "Laud Whore Ny Fathers
DinI. Land Cf The Pilgrims Pride
etc. one morning q little fellow pip
cd out,
Migs Ross my mother isn't dead
sad o, wbat Is q spine asked tue
teacher
"a spine Is biz lepg bono with q
head OF. top of il, and you SIT on the
j other end Of It,"