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CAPE HENRY. VA. September l.
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SAYS PREACHING OF
COLONEL IS FALSE
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And it is of vital consequence 10 him
to have him trained so that he can
begin early instead OF leaving him
&c be trained in a haphazard way
That is what this school is doing
Visits Girls School.
Then the colonel went TO the girls
school. Around the walls of the sew
ing room were exhibits of the work
done from simple aprons to thin and
filmy lace covered, hand embroidered
things to manufacture, which the
colonel was told, it takes long
course of training.
81 don't think a girl has really been
educated unless she can do this
work" said the colonel as he gazed
on the samples held up for his In,
spection. rs it your viaw2" he asked
of the members of the school board
Who were with him. that the pubic
should provide education so that
every boy and girl may be trained TO
be a seIf-sustaining unit OF the BODY
politic?"
Gerusns Greet Him.
He was told that that was the
school boards idea. He replied;
by George. ! S5ink it is the only
plan by which our democracy can
grow" Then the colonel said he
wanted to 90 to the Deutscher Clue.
As he mounted the s<ps of the club
house the Germans sang: "Hoch Soil
ET Leben."
From the club the colonel went to
another luncheon At his hotel after
which he held a reception there. Then
he was driven to White Fish Bay and
net more Germans. The dinner was
served at the Press Club.
Then the colonel went out to make
his speech. He was scheduled origi
nalIy to speak in the auditorium, but
the building would hold only par'
Of the crowd which waited to hear
him. and so another was engaged for
an overflow meeting. Colonel Rose
welt spoke at the overflow mee;ins
frs; and then went to the auditorium
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And it is of vital consequence 10 him
TO have him trained so that he can
begin early instead of leaving him
&c be trained in haphazard way
That is what this school is doing.
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The Washburn leader., 1910-05-27

A son was born at the Richard
johnson home on Friday, May 20.
A number of teachers arrived in
Washburn last night who will take
the examination today.
At Hand-House cleaning time.
Rent Vacuum Cleaner 81 90 per
day. See Adolph Wacker.
Mrs. illness came up from Will
ton last week to visit her daughter
Mrs. Reitan for a few days.
Mrs. l.. Nj. Wallin has been un-
der the care of a physician for a
week but is now improving.
Get your Monitor gasoline en-
gine, two, four or six b. p. at the
F. A. Callahan Hardware store.
Misses Blanche Thompson and
Lille Hanson went out to the
Fritz farm Friday evening and re-
turned Sunday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Tom Edwards pas
sed through Washburn from Un-
derwood last week on their way to
Montana where they expect to
locate.
Jacob Zolnowsky, Of the city
bakery, was in Minneapolis and
Chicago last week. Chas. Lantz
assisted in the store during his
absence.
Louis Berlot, who owned the
"Come Again Store here for some
time is now located at Martin
where he is the manager Of the
Farmers Store.
Miss Ruth Stowell, who taught
the sixth and seventh grades in
the Washburn school during the
past year, will teach in the Fritz
district during the summer.
FoR SALE-Four dive llingI
u 81 ~ -. Al .l:IRh...l
Of Washburn. Prices ranging from:
$500 to $l7OO; on easy terms; all
bargains. Ask g. O. Raugust.
r. q Johnston is the third man
in McC Clnsky out for the Office of
clerk Of court. At one time it was
decided that no resident Of Me-
Clnsky should be b candidate, but
they are now coming out fast
The Washburn leader., 1910-05-27
An Open Letter

To the voters and taxpayers of
Mclean county:
A rumor has It that l have
withdrawn from the race for the
office Of county treasurer; this is
oply campaign talk and is abso-
lutely without any foundation.
I am In the race to stay and
earnestly solicit yonr support at
the Primary Election on June 20.
/ am, yours very truly,
Emil Anderson
The Washburn leader., 1910-05-27
| LOCAL NEWS

The creamery now has l05
patrons.
viii Go on Your BOND. Frank E.
Funk, lst Natl Bank, Washbnrn.
North Dakota
The son Of Mr.. and Mrs. }. =.
Nelson has been very sick this
week but is again well.
Talk life insurance to q. o. Rau-
gust, general agent. Pioneer Life
Ins. Co. Of North OAK.
z. Peterson and his son
Louis came down from Ryder
Monday 10 their international.
When ready to paint your buggy
usesH & n Climax Buggy paint.
Itis good. Tho omp psop's Hardware
WANTED One hundred acres
broke on the S.E. ! Of section l4,
township,143, range 81. For terms
address "a: Kasofsky, box ~, {.
Spooner, Wis.
The Washburn leader., 1910-05-27
Work is Begun

The graders have begun work
on the new extension at Ryder.
The outfit was shipped from Man.
dan by boat. The work will be
rushed all along the line. The
bridge will be begun soon also. 1t
will be about twelve miles west Of
Elbowoods.
The Washburn leader., 1910-05-27
Justice Court Notes

Alex Winquist was released
from custody this week after
being held on charge Of horse
stealing. There was not sufficient
evidence to convict.
Gustaf Neumiller, who was held
for q few days, charged with
throwing the stone that killed the
Walitarsky boy, was also released
The Washburn leader., 1910-05-27
New Sidewalks

Surveyors are in the city doing
the esurveying for the new side
walks to be laid on main street.
The preliminary survey will also
be made for the water works
system.
The Washburn leader., 1910-05-27
On Walking Tour

John L. Brekken, of Turtle
Lake, candidate for county su-
perintendent Of schools, was in
Washburn the first of the week
calling on the voters. He is
making house to house canvas
in the county and so far has walk
ed the whole distance.
The Washburn leader., 1910-05-27
Brought a Prisoner

Sheriff Beck arrested Martin
Bates on a ranch near the Little
Missouri river this week and
brought him to Washburn. He
is charged with having stolen flax
in the Garrison neighborhood
some time ago.
The Washburn leader., 1910-05-27
An Appeal

The citizens of Washburn have
been requested to decorate their
homes and business places on
Memorial Day. The day will be
fittingly observed by the old
soldiers and all patriotic citizens.
The Washburn leader., 1910-05-27

Born-a son at the John Reicht
home May Is.
A son was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
G. E. Mcclure Monday.
Joe Mann is now numbered
among the lucky auto owners.
Noah was sentenced TO life i'm
prisonment by a Minot jury on
Monday.
The Birthday club met at the
home of Mrs. Sawyer last Friday
afternoon.
A daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Herman Hanson, has been very
i'll but is now imprving.
New Top Buggy-For sale very
reasonable. Frank E. Funk, First
NATL. Bank of Washburn.
DIR. and Mrs. N. O. Ramstad
were in Washburn last Friday.
They returned to Bismarck by
auto.
!, Motor launch will make daily
trips between Washburn and Stan
ton for the accommodation of pass
engers
NJ more poor people! Autos
kill half, the other half buy land
Of Klein's La.d Agency and feel
independent.
F. A Callahan is agent for the
j. 1. Case threshing machine
company. See him about your
next order.
WANTED-at the 0. X restaur-
ant, a first class cook and good
dish washer at once. Inquire Of
Fred Hamann.
Mrs. jake Drummer, who re-
sides on the Weise farm, has been
laid up all week With rheumatism
but is now improving.
James Swan came up from
Minneapolis and will spend the
summer on the Fairman farm ten
miles east Of Washburn.
4; Cheap money for land loans al
ways on hand. Make yonr own
rate-no red tape. r p. Funk,
First Natl Bank. Wa<hburn, n: D..
The Washburn leader., 1910-05-27
Another New Line

The 500 is having a survey
made and may build from Harvey
to- Wilton. This county will soon
be we'll taken care of.
The Washburn leader., 1910-05-27
Nearing Completion

The residence of J. E. Nelson is
now enclosed and will be beauti-
full cottage when completed. The
addition to the A. E. johnson
house will make them a large,
commodious home in a short time.
The G. F. Maennel cottage is the
first .knock down" building put
up in Wash burn and saves con-
siderable time and trouble, the
inside is now receiving the finish
ing touches. The addition to the
j. Weise residence will give them
a seven room house which will be
modern in every way when COM
pIeted.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29
IRWIN S. COBB AMONG THEM

New York, April 29.-Gelett
Burgess, who is humorist, praised
Mark Twain In a lecture on "Ameri-
can Humor" at Columbia Univer-
sity. He said Tom Sawyer and
Huckleberry Finn were characters
which would survive even after
"Innocents Abroad" were no longer
remembered.
"His serious work proclaimed the
artist" continued Mr.. Burgess, land
confirmed his humorous work. BY
his independence and by his genial
ity he established a characteristic
type of American abroad. think
that was his greatest work"
There is" went on Burgess,
nothing so perishable as humor,
because IL is founded upon a COM
mon habit of thought-and Gus
toms change. Humor is a natural
disease which no man can catch.
Nowadays the professional humor-
lists are mostly found on the vaude-
VILE stage while the well known
American humorists can be counted
on one mans fingers.
Good humor requires good sense
All the great writers of humor had
their serious side. Even the remarks
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29
Kenfucky Kernels
Eli Allen, Carlisle, dies.

Eli Allen, Carlisle, dies.
w. +. Cothran. of near Smithland.
dies.
John Smith, OF owensboro. dies at
work.
The Rev. James W. Rogers dies at
Walton.
Ndcholasville Commercial club re-
Bardwell visited by professional
confidence man.
d. ]. McGann, L. & N. agent at
Midway, suicides.
Nick willingham, Of Fulton, in
jured in runaway.
Mrs. John worthington, 6i. sui
|cides at Maysville.
Pearce Jones. 12, Carlisle, loses
arm while hunting
New $50, 900 Christian church to
be built at Danville.
/. O. o. F. celebration at Clinton
Tuesday, big success.
NJ. w. Huss. farmer and veteran,
Of Shelby county. dies.
Fatal shooting bee between rival
hack drivers at DeKoven.
John r. Shelton and Mary Francis
Hetzler, of Ms5 field, marry.
Arlington High school closes.
Three girls receive diplomas.
Mrs. Matte Case, of Lawrence
burg. killed by failing and fracturing
skull.
Ralph Meacham, son OF Hopkins
Vile mayor, passes examination for
cadetship.
Dave Hinson, of Trigg. loses arm
at chavivari by accidental discharge
of shotgun.
Capt. ]. A. Steele. OF Midway, ap-
pointed trustee OF Pewee Valley Con-
federate home.
Leander Farmer, OF Harlan county
leaps from window in attempt at sui
eide, seriously hurt.
VIM. Mays, deputy marshal. Rich
mond, charged with murder of Dan
lei Beard, set free.
Effort will be made to secure To-
cation OF government fish hatchery
for Elkhorn creek.
Cornelius Simmons. colored. Pry-
orsburg, suffers fractured skull by
missing hold on train.
Census supervisor, Covington and
Boone county. takes action against
several citizens for failure to answer
questions.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29

Of Josh Billings were chunks OF
wisdom
Any diversion from the normal is
funny. Burgess explained. Emerson
had said that anything taken from
its environment was funny. SO an
Apache walking down Broadway
might be considered a funny sight.
but IL he we're encountered on the
plains and attempted to scalp you
there was nothing funny about II.
All depended on whether he was In
his proper environment. A COW In
a tree would be funny to every one
save the owner.
The sense of humor. the lecturer
averred, varied with locality, Gus
tom and habit. In that connection
he told of the woman from Boston
who, on seeing a hippopotamus in
the ZOO, exclaimed, my amt he
plain"
This is Mr.. Burgess list of the
foremost American humorists of the
present day: Peter Dunno. George
Ade, Oliver Herford. Charles Battel
Loomis. Wallace Irwin, Ellis Par
ker Butler. Irwin S. Cobb, Marshall
p. wilder, Simeon Ford and Carolyn
Wells.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29

The Evening Post at Frankfort dur
ing the stormy days. succeeding the
Goebel murder. The short cut to
the telegraph Office lay through the
Capitol hotel bar. and thence Irwin
Cobb was rushing with a flash,
when he encountered a line of cor
respondents standing at the bar
with a crazy mountaineer whose
particular alteration was that he
was providentially called to stand
guard over Goebel's tomb.
what will you have. Mr.. Cobb?"
mildly inquired the mountaineer.
Nothing. I am In a hurry"
You've got to take something,
the other insisted. Name it."
mot now. I'll be back in a min
ute. Thank you"
The mountaineer drew a revolver
and pointed II at Cobb, who threw
up his hands.
But"
(WHICH will you have?"
"-termilk', assented Cobb. who
admitted afterwards that he didn't
care especially for buttermilk; but
since he had started on the first
syllable he thought he could finish
that quicker than he could begin a
new word.
Which goes to show that quick
ness of wit is an asset to a hu-
morist.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29

The man. who esteems his citi-
zenship above his partisan Affiliations,
is always pleased when the opposing
party nominates high-class men for
ONCE, and no Republican, who can
bay claim to love of country, can
withhold an expression Of satisfac-
tion that Indiana Democrats rebuked
Tom Taggart. owner OF the French
Lick gambling resorts, and nominat-
ed for United States senator, John
w. Kern. whose impeccable character
added strength to the last national
Democratic ticket. whether 1t is Bev-
eridge or Kern, Indiana will con-
tribute an honorable man to the ma
tional councils.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29
CAUSES DEBILITY.
Here Are Facts Backed Up BY q
Strong Guarantee.

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We will take all the risk: no one
else can lose anything by the trans
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We make these statements and
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Rexall Mucu-Tone rarely fails to do
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The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29
VOICE OF THE PEOPLE.

Editor Sun: Attached clipping
relates to the orchestra which played
for the Odd Fellows at their hall
Tuesday night.
Your reporter was misinformed.
This organization Is the North Side
orchestra under the leadership OF
Robert E. Pierce. who organized II
and has been its leader from the be-
ginning. Professor Bamberg is one
OF its valued members, but this be
ing the fourth time he has been nam
ed as director and leader, a correc-
tion is due as 10 the leadership. This
orchestra. organized for social pur-
poses. plays for the hodges. churches.
etc. II its members and their friends.
and in this instance for the Odd Fel-
lows, at the request OF Mr.. A. O..
Terry, a personal friend Of the lead
err AS the leader aud orchestra
contribute their services freely and
the leader has been and still is 10 a
deal OF expense and trouble 10 drili
and equip this orchestra. II Is not
desirable that credit should be given
to a member OF II. who did not come
into II until after II had been fully
organized for a year. and who Is not
and never has been the leader.
teacher or director.
Yours.
THE NORTH SIDE ORCHESTRA.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29
BAD FOR ECZEMA.
Water Frequently Aggravstes skin
Troubles.

In certain inland European dis
tricts where is seldom used for
bathing purposes the people are al
most immune from skin affections.
The best authorities now agree that
soap and water are to be avoided
In the treatment of skin diseases.
particularly eczema when present
in the scalp or on the feet. as water
is an irritant. and when not ac-
tually the cause of the disease. at
least aggravates II. For this reason
prescriptions put up in liquid or
soap form, or containing grease or
alcohol, have always failed.
The new skin remedy. poslam, Is
a fiesh-colored ointment, containing
no grease. Under its directions
soap and water are forbidden. IL
may be used on the tender skin OF
infants with soothing and beneficial
effect, and In eczema cases stops
the itching Immediately. rapidly re-
storing the skin to its normal con-
dition.
Every druggist keeps both the
50-cent size (for minor troubles)
and the 81 Jar. and either OF these
may be obtained at Gilbert's and X.
w. Walker & Co.'S as well as other
reliable drug stores.
But no one is even asked to pur-
chase poslam without first obtain
ing sample package, which VIII
be sent by mail, free OF charge
upon request. by the Emergency
Laboratories. 80 West Twenty-ffth
street. New York City.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29

will be played Sunday morning az 10
O'Clock at Wallace park. Sutton and
l.. Groves will compose the battery
for the Antlers. II will be the first
time this year the teams have met on
the diamond. May 8. the Elks vii /,
journey TO Mound City. H.. TO play
the strong Mound City team.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29

A fair size audience Witnessed the
productioa OF 81. Blmo." by the
'Renfro Stock company last night
Tonight the celebrated play ''Dr.
Jekyle and Mr.. Hyde" will be Civ
en-.
Saturday afternoon. a special mat
lnee for the little ones. The Wild
West Judge" a bright comedy and
vaudeville acts will be offered.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29
PADUCAH HUMOR.

II Is always a pleasure to praise
home products, whether In the at
|tainments of "our boys, or the
Quality of our tobacco crop; but
when recognition comes from other
oources less prejudiced than ours.
and Holland Burghers declare they
like the flavor of Paducah tobacco,
0r blase New York exclaims over
The pungent humor of Paducah
Growth. the praise we would bestow
faintly smacks OF self-satisfaction.
As II we shared in the credit for It,
n lecturer before Columbia college,
4peaking of Mark Twain, incident
Ally remarked that there are Just
zen ranking humorists in America.
Among the number he mentioned
irwin S. Cobb, OF the New York
World When the New Yorker rolls
delectable morsel of Cobbian
philosophy from the end of his
ongue. will we say: 1--WE have
veard of him and enjoy his humor?'
'lr will we say. with an self-con
ADious air. as though we deprecated
he notoriety and fame we ar,
Srced to share with him: "Yes
Is from Paducah, Ky?"
= BY and by when the dome o
pbb's Uranium begins to shine like
W rop on mountain peak, anC
1e fringe above his ears turns Il
low, we shall have woven abou
le foothills of his early days mar
hlous legends; and. likely as not
. folk lore of Paducah will pic
re Irwin s. Cobb and old Chic
duke sitting on log by the Ten
ssee river. cracking Jokes to
fher. fright where this bulldinI
tnds today. I've seen them man.
bsme with my own eyes"
Already Louisville newspaper of
tnow a classic In which Irvil
AYs cast as the central figure
~ kwhen he was representing
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29
WILL BEGIN THE WORK on
FIRE STATION MONDAY

Contractor Jack Cole will start
work on the new fire station. No. 5.
next Monday. The heavy rains last
week caused the excavations for the
TO cave IN, and II will be
necessary 90 start IN anew. The
building will be rushed to compile
tlon, and II Is expected to occupy the
new station In July.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29
Some Stories Around the Town.

Tobacco plants II is reported did
not fare so badly during the cold
weather as first expected, and with
a few days OF sunshine the tobacco
plants will look in good shape again.
Some of the plants have leaves as
large as a half-dollar, and the fact
that the plants were not damaged
seriously by the frost is the cause Of
much rejoicing over the Black Patch.
The hail damaged the plants In some
vicindties by tearing the leaves off,
but the frost was feared most. as
the growers were unable to protect
the tender plants.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29
Accidentally Drowned.

Washington. April 2s.--Miss Es-
telle Reed. the American girl whose
body was found on a beach near Ma
pies. was accidentally drowned. ac-
cording to a report today from I'm
tied States Consul-General Trownln-
shield, of Naples.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29

After being postponed for two
weeks owing TO cold weather and
rain, the game between the Elks and
the Light and Power baseball teams
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29

The Indiana Democrats wanted
to show Senator Beveridge that
when It comes to denouncing the
tariff, be is Just a new beginner.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29

"I'd like to get tablet" said
the customer. addressing the drug
clerk.
"Dypespia on writing?" inquired
the clerk.-Ames Times.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29

And II wasn't the first time,
either. that a Danville. Illinois. citi-
zen had trouble with a stampeded
elephant.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29
The Weather

Fair and warmer tonight. Satur-
day fair. Cooler In western portion.
Temperature today; Highest. 81;
lowest, 40.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29

Well. Theodore got through yes
terday' without saying anything
about Congo Free state.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29
Wonder II they'd bite now.

II Red" Thompson is there. will
he please rap three times?
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29

What. IL the dogwood would for
get and bloom all over again?