Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1910-06-03
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HOW rifles clothes hang about
her! Why, they don't fit at ALL" But
think how much worse she would look
If they did."-Life.
Considerations! What long legs
the new waiter has! Host-Yes, en-
gagged him specially for the diners who
are in a hurry.-Meggendor Batter.
Miss Kidder-S'sh. Carrie has dyed
her hair black. Don't tell anybody.
Miss Askitt-Is 1t secret? Miss Kid.
der-Yes; she wants to keep it dark.
Boston Globe.
What part of the railway train do
you regard as the most dangerous?"
inquired the nervous man. 1.-THE din.
ing car" answered the dyspeptic.-
Washington Star.
I'll be ready in a minute" she said
to her husband. you needn't hurry,
now" he called up some time later.
Il find that l shall have to shave
again. Detroit Free Press.
Il thought you said you told your
wife everything you~did." 81 do" Its
mighty strange. She hasn't said a
word to my wife about the $40 you
borrowed from me. "-Washington Star
Patience-They say she got all her
furniture on the installment plan?
Patrice-She did. She has had four
husbands, and she got little furni-
ture with each one.-Yonkers States
man.
| She-Don't you think woman's suf-
frage would be a fine thing? He-I
know could always persuade my wife
to vote as l wanted by telling her l
intended voting the other way.--Bos-
ton Globe.
why can't that prima donna sing
more than twice a week?" IL don't
know" answered the impresario, "un.
less it's because she tired out her vocal
cords arguing with me about salary"
Washington Star
Maud-So he had the cheek to ash
my age, did he? Well, what did you
tell him? Ethel told him l didn't
know positively, but 1 thought you
were twenty-four on your thirtieth
birthday.-Boston Transcript.
Nov, your conduct during the trial
may have considerable effect on the
jury" "Ah, quite So" responded the
ultra-swell defendant. And should
appear interested or Just mildly
boredT'-Kansas City Journal.
you say you have quit smoking?'
Eyes, never going to smoke again
Then why don't you throw away
those cigars?" Never, l threw awaJ
a box Of good cigars the last time
quit smoking, and it taught me a les
son."
"The way to run this country" sait
the egotist, "is to put thoroughly wise
capable, alert, and honest men in con
troll of affairs" YES" answered Mis-!
Cayenne, but what are we going t
do? There's only one of you."-Wash
ington Star.
Cholly-The deuce, old chap;
cawnt go to the party. have no col
lah button. Reggie-Go across thu
street and buy some, deah fellow
Cholly-But caawnt. Nobody has my
measurements except my tailah, don't
cherknow.-Life:
Mr.. Dubbs with a newspaper) =
1t tells here, my dear, how a pro
gressive New York woman makes he
social calls by telephone. Mrs. Dubb
Progressive. Huh! She's probabl!
like me-not a decent thing to wear
Boston Transcript
In a written examination on astron
omy one of the questions was, "Wha
happens when there is an eclipse o
the moon?" A student with rather {
good knack Of getting out Of a difd
Guilty wrote: "a great many peopi
come out to look at it."
whats that party kicking aboutI
said one New Yorker. "Oh, he's on,
of those guys who are lucky and don
know it." replied the other. HE cam
here on a round-trip ticket from Phil
adelphia and lost the return coupon
Washington Evening Star.
I'm sure" said the interviewer
} ''the public would be interested t
know the secret of your success.
"Well, young man." replied the car
tain Of industry, "the secret Of m!
success has been my ability to keep 1
secret. "-Sacred Heart Review.
"Td hate to be millionaire.
Gosh! Why?" well, millionaire
are always getting letters threatening
them with all sorts Of horrible fate
unless they Immediately pay the writ
ers large sums of money" That
nothing. l get just such letters oil
the first of every month. "-CleVelan'
Leader.
why" asked the Judge, do yO'
think your husband is dead2 fo'
say you haven't heard from him 70
more than a year. Do you consids
that reasonable proof that he ha
passed out of existence?" Eyes, you
honor. If he was still alive he'd b
askin' me to send him money."-Chl
cago Record-Herald.
Cincinnati Tourist (who, for tn
first time, has just entered a restauI
ant in Paris -Have you ordered? 81
Louis Tourist (who has reached tn
table some minutes before, and VIII
Iools up from a French bill Of fare
Yes. Cincinnati Tourist-What di