The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, 1910-10-12
He LOST THE RACE
Mark 1Wain's Futile Chase After
a Tallyho Coach.
MISSED A BIG CELEBRATION.

MISSED A BIG CELEBRATION.
The Way ths Famous Humosist IN
Company With w. o. Hevsslls Did
Not Attend the csntsnnial Of the
Battle Of the Ninutsmsn at Concord.
In his "reminiscences Of Mark Twain
In Harper's Magazine W. D. H0wells
tells amusin.ly Of the time when he
and Mr.. Clemens missed the anniver-
sary Of the battle Of Concord:
MARX Twain came on to Cambridge
In April. 1876. to so with me to the
centennial ceremonies Mt Concord In
celebration Of the battle of the minute
men with the British troops hundred
years before We both had special in
vitations. including passage from Bos-
ton. but I said why bother to 60 to
Boston when We could just as we'll
take the train for Concord at the Cam
bridge station. He equally decided
that 1t would be absurd, 50 We break
tasted deliberately and then walked to
the station. reasoning Of many things.
as usual
"When the train stopped We found
It packed inside and out People stood
dense on the platforms Of the cars.
To our startled eyes they seemed to
project from the windows. and unless
memory betrays me they lay strewn
upon the roofs like brakemen slain ut
| the post of duty. We remountet1 the
fame worn steps Of Porter's station
and began exploring North Cambridge
| for some means Of transportation over
land to Concord. for We were that far
on the road by which the British went
and came on the day Of the battle.
The liverymen whom We appealed to
| received US. some with compassion.
some with derision. but In either mood
convinced us that We could not have
hired q cat to attempt our conveyance.
much less q horse or vehicle Of any
description.
1T was q raw. windy day. very I'M
Ike the exceptionally hot April day
when the routed redcoats, pursued by
the Colonials. fed painting back to Bos-
ton. with their tongues hanging out
like dogs but We could not take due
comfort In the vision Of their discom-
future. We could almost envy them.
for they had Mt least got to Concord.
A swift procession Of coaches. car
riages and buggies, oil going to Con-
cord. passed US. inert and helpless. on
the sidewalk In the peculiarly cold
mud Of North Cambridge. We began
to wonder II We might not stop one OF
them and bride It to take US.
Il felt keenly the shame Of defeat
and the guilt Of responsibility for our
failure. and when say party OF stu
dents came toward us on the top OF
tallyho. luxuriantly empty inside. We
felt that our chance had come and our
last chance. He said that II would
stop them and tell them who ! was
they would gladly. perhaps proudly.
give US passage. I cOntended that 1t
with his fur vaster renown he would
approach them our success would be
assured.
"While we stood. lost In this contest
| Of civilities,' the coach passed us. with
gay notes blown from the horns OF the
students. and then Clemens started In
pursuit. encouraged with shouts from
the merry party. who could not i'm
agine who was trying to run them
down, to q rivalry Of speed. The IN
equal match could end only in one
way. and l am glad ! cannot recall
what he said when he came back to
me. Since then have often wondered
Mt the grief which would have wrung
those blithe young hearts II they could
have known that they might have had
the company Of Mark Twain to Con-
cord that day and did not.
I'VE hung about unavailingly in the
bitter wind awhile longer and then
slowly. very slowly. made our way
home. We wished to pass "a much
time rs possible in order to give prob
ability to the deceit we intended to
practice, for We could not bear to own
ourselves bafiied in our boosted WIS.,
/ OOm IukIutS Suc usAAu ~ Wv -
station and had agreed to say that We
had been to Concord and got back.
Even after coming home to my house
We felt that our statement would be
wanting in verisimilitude without FUR
Their delay, and We crept quietly Into
my library and made up a roaring fire
on the hearth and thawed ourselves
out in the heat of IL before We reSained
our courage for the undertaking. With
oil these precautions We failed. FOR
when our statement was impaired to
the proposed victim she instantly pro-
aounced It unreliable. and We were left
with Il on our hands intact. l think
the humor of this situation was finally
q greater pleasure to Clemens than an
actual visit to Concord would have
been. Only a few weeks before his
death he laughed our defeat over with
one of my family in Bermuda and ex-
ulted in our prompt detection"
Friendships Tribute.
Cladys-Did you see what the so
ciety column Of the Daily Bread said
about Min Gillard the other morn
ing? "She moves with ease and grace
in our most exclusive circles. May
belle-Yes, I read 1t. It's dead GER
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