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The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-10-28
Getting Along.

The iIopc to he a millionaire
And 1.-Two u iifn OF ease
Keeps pushing lis TO stint II fare
And every cci,t to squeeze.
When We arrive ut that estate
And have a buuch OF dough.
At every aticyWay aud gate
Thc money VIC will throw.
But now VIC have to pinch a dime
Until the lady there
Declares such treatment is a crime
And more than she can bear.
VIC sock n dollar in the sock
And put the sock away:
VIC save our moncy by the clock
Fer that ~eventfui day.
4:
Alas. how seldom We attain
The grand exalted height
Where common people try to gain
The checks that we may write.
Some crooked sharper comes along.
With smooth and oily tongue.
We listen to his siren song
And that's where VIC are stunS.
The wisest one is he who spends
Enough from his supply
To keep things going at both ends
And lay IL little by.
whose nimble purse strings are released
At cal Of child and wife,
Who knows that money is the least
That one may get from life.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-10-28
powdar For Maxieo.

The smokeless powder factory Of
the Mexican government which has
recently been. completed has an m
nual capacity Of 10000 pounds Of
powder Of the best quality.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-10-28
Money In Mules.

There may lie a lingering prejudice
against the breeding Of mules. but the
fancy prices prevailing for we'll devel-
oped spans ought to wipe out that
prejudice.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-10-28
Matter Of Trade.

Gle pretty near being bald
headed said the sarcastic one. refer
ring to a friend with u bright asphalt
path up one side of his head and down
the other.
lie hasn't got any more hair than
the law Allows"
"How much does the law allow"
"That depends OIL whether you are
a musician OF an anarchist"
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-10-28
, Might Work

"Why does q player pick up two
bats before he goes to the plate?
ut makes II bat e lighter.
Don't you see??"
II see. It's q fine scheme. l think
I'll try it on the biscuits at our board
ing house."-Pittsburg Post.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-10-28

The eternal law of compensation
should demand that DIR appetites de-
crease to help out in the difficulty
brought on by tho high o of living.
but somehow the law doesn't seem to
work.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-10-28

"Nr. Blank has made his mark"
"That many'
EYES,"
II suppose lie is married."
Eyes. Why":
"Nyell. l should think he would need
some one to make him come up to it."
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-10-28

1t is easier to give advice than to
take your W medicine.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-10-28

1t is hard sometimes to distinguish
between cffrontcry and frankncss.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-10-28
Tho Only ons l.ekina.

The Only One Lacking.
why r you 50 sure there is no
such thing as a fourth dimensi0n?".
BECAUSE" replied the discouraged
fat man, IL there was I'd have it,
Ladies' Home Journal.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-10-28
The

Did you ask the heiress to marry
youw
III did"
"And what did she reply?"
"She said she might try a CORE
spondence course in matrimony' with
me-"
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1910-10-28
did she reply ?"
He Is LAWYER

He likes a trouble maker"
"Queer taste"
ooh, l don't know!"
why?
ut gives him plenty to do"
The Honolulu times. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1902-1911, 1910-10-01
HAWAII.

o, happy Honolulu,
Where other place like thee?
The green hills all about the town,
About thy feet, the sea.
Thy beauty and thy wonder,
Not pen of ours can tell;
For greater in this dreamland
Have said and sung it we'll.
1t has been told in story,
And writ in song of old;
The mystery of thy glory,
Yet none did quite unfold!
Can one spell out thy rainbows?
Thy laughing showers of mist?
Or tell the valleys story
To those who would insist?
All, no! The cloudland and the
color,
The hilltop, surf and sky
Are such no one can understand
Or any tell you why.
- y -
September 10.
This is a wet, dark, dreary sort
of day and no denying the same
after the uncommon heat of yes
terday. A southerly rain is in the
way of very much traffic of any
sort. But the grocdrs and the
markets go on the same, for all
must have the Sunday dinner.
The Honolulu times. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1902-1911, 1910-10-01
ter. 1t is dish fit for a queen

ter. 1t is dish fit for queen
or peasant.
We need not speak of the Man
ager of the Cafe, for every fire.
quenter has not enough to say in
his praise; he is so gentle and so
much liked by all; the children
like to gather about him because
he thinks them, as we'll as the
flowers and plants, worth his par
ticular attention and wants them
to be happy at the table. When
Mr.. Cohen had the little boys and
girls here, they took their meals
always at the Cafe, and the Man
ager looked specially after their
likes and dislikes and called them
his children. He took delight in
pleasing them, for off the stage
they were quite like other little
children.
There are people you know that
cannot seem to adapt themselves
to children, and children are shy
of them-well-meaning people,
too. We must not complain, but
is not this very warm season? And
the quicksilver says that it real
ly is.
y y y
The Honolulu times. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1902-1911, 1910-10-01

holder, upright and just, one who
does his work faithfully and cor
rectly, one whose work can stand
the light of day, why, what does
it matter who or what elected
him? We cannot comprehend
why there should be any noise or
debate at all. Good men are al
ways wanted in office, and that is
what the public calls for, so far
as we can see.
We are contented with the
Governor and Mott-Smith and
the good men working under
them, and we don't see any one
in our travels that is not trying
to do his work, and many of them
like Mr. Babbitt, for instance, and
Secretary Wood and Marshal
Hendry and DR.. Wayson and
Breckons and Henry Smith, AS
SCISSOR Wilder, all working when
ever we look in at them; they are
working, working. We never find
these Judges, Cooper or Robin
son or Perry, ETC., these heads of
departments or their clerks, idle.
Wilson, the roadman, and Gere
and all of them seem to be driv-
ing at their work, as busy as the
Governor himself.
Look how the Consuls have to
work, Mr.. Schaefer, Pfotenhauer,
Forster, and the rest. Why, it
would surprise, we dare say, many
of our readers to see how these
gentleman of many affairs toll
steadily on for many hours in
every day, looking after vital
points of State or Territory or in
dividual concerns, matters that
often call for great judgment and
sound wisdom. There is an i'm
mense amount of hard mental
work done in Honolulu-done in
solid rows of figures and of
names, done in correspondence
and by personal contact and in
terviews. There are few idlers
among the officials and profess
SIGNALS. We are not now includ-
ing the mechanics and the ordi-
nary laborer, while they, too, are
often swift and willing workers.
September Is.
Today we have an overcast sky
as if for rain. The Chinese
Prince is here, and minute guns
are firing. We would like minute
guns for Prince Kuhio, we are
all so glad he will return as Dele
gate to Washington, for he has
given right royal record of good
work done for the Territory.
1t is we'll to retain all such val
liable workers; they that can eff
The Honolulu times. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1902-1911, 1910-10-01

The mail, too, must be delivered
regularly, even if the carriers get
wetted through, and the milk and
the ice must not fail in any sea-
son for then what would the isck
and the children do? But taking
it all and in all, the past two days
have been really disreputable sort
of acquaintance. We took a ride
up Nuuanu and did not come
across any better weather; how
ever, MIR. Jordan was in the car
and seemed very cheerful so far
as we could judge, either from
having had a good breakfast or
the prospect of more advances in
sugar or cotton on account of the
flood of rain.
Yes, we are interested always
in coffee, in the morning, and
hope the crop will increase and
multiply and that all having cof-
fee land may prosper.
There are many dealers that
have the finest Kona Coffee on
hand and at very reasonable price.
We wonder at the low price by
the pound; for it is most excel
lent at Hackfeld's, Mays, Days,
McChesney's, and likely at few
other stores. We never fail to
find good coffee at very fair
price. To drink moderately of
black coffee and to eat of curry is
always healthful in a warm eli
mate-it is said. But suposing
one likes neither coffee nor curry,
what then? One fancies only
crisp toast in the early morning;
another only porridge, and so it
is, that one cannot exactly pre-
scribe his friends diet, however
good or valuable his intentions.
Personally, we trust that Trent,
Logan and Hughes, at least, will
be elected to office, as they are
honest, good men. We may think
up a few others in few days
that deserve honorable mention IN
the Times.
There was a very talkative
meeting here at the Elite late yes
terday afternoon, in the fine
rooms formerly occupied for some
years by the Christian Scientists;
but we did not learn what it was
all about, as we were not present.
AS there was no space given in
this mornings paper, we have
concluded it must have been like
ly of a Democratic flavor.
We do not understand the term
politics or very much at all about
the matter, and it is often a Won
der to us why there can be so
much excitement and debate on
the subject. To us, good Office
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-08-05
NEWS OF UTAH AND
ADJOINING STATES
GOVERNOR ARRIVES
FOR CLOSING DAY
Congressman Howell Also at
Nephi to Attend Veterans
Encampment.
tspeclal 70 The HeraId-RepuDllcan.l

Especial TO The Herald Republican,
Nephi, August 4-Governor William
Spry and Congressman Joseph Howell,
arrived tonight from Salt Lake and will
take an active part in the last day of
the Black Hawk Indian war veterans
encampment Nearly 5000 visitors are
now in attendance. coming from all
parts Of the state.
A grand street parade was given this
evening. in which all the veterans were
in line and number Of Indians took
part. Following the parade a band
concert was given in Central park,
after which concert was given in the
Tabernacle Tor the veterans, by Prof.
Willard Weihe. Prof. Joseph Smith and
Miss Jennie Kemp. \ dance, in which
only the veterans took part, was given
in the opera house this evening.
A program of horse races was ar
ranged Tor the afternoon, in which a
number of the visitors took a keen en-
Joyment. The ball game between Ne
phi and Eureka resulted in victory for
the latter by a score of 10 10 l. Two
meetings were held during the day, one
at 10 O'Clock this morning and the 9th
er this afternoon at 2 o'clock. Both
meetings were held in Central park.
Inc programs were as follows:
Morning program-Call to assemble
Moronl martial band; music Nephi City
band; singing, veterans choir; invoca-
ton, Chaplain Thomas BoWIes; music
Nephi City bandi address. Henry Reale
ISaulHSs OIsOn CaNlefs ADDRESS, Nephl
Reese; vocal solo, George o. Ostler;
music, Moroni martial band; address,
Judge Joshua Greenwood; music, Mo-
ROM martial band; address, Charles
Grace singing, veterans choir; bene-
dlctiOn, Chaplain BoWles
Afternoon program-Call to assemble
MorOni martial band; singing, veterans
choir; invocation, Chaplain BOWies,
war song, veterans choir; address, Jo-
seph A Jolly; recitation, Mrs. Hannah
Anderson; song, Andrew Jensen; music
Moron martial band: address, J. o.
Nelson; original poem, Ella A. bailey,
singing. veterans choir; recitation, Mrs
Maud Nickersi address, Bishop Davis,
singing, veterans choir; benediction
Chaplain BOWles.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-08-05
FRIENDS OF PINCH0T
BUSY MAKING CHARGES

Denver, Aug. 4.-The Times says that
friends here OF former Forester Clifford
Pinchot today came out with strong
denunciation of the delegation named
by Governor John +. Shafroth TO rep
resent Colorado at the National Con-
serVatiOn congress. TO be held at St.
Paul, September 5. According to the
Times. some OF these friends OF Pin
chot went so far as TO charge the gov
ernor with lending aid TO an alleged
plot to discredit Pinchot by packing
the congress in the interest of Secre-
tary OF the Interior Ballinger The
Times says that Pinchot's friends as
sert that agents Of Ballinger in states
believed 10 be friendly to the seere-
tary are at work in an effort to get
control OF the 81 Paul meeting.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-08-05
Logan BreVities
Special 10 The Herald Republican.


Logan, Aug. 4.-Professor A. b
Wright is exhibiting about fifty of his
paintings here, before leaving Logan
for Salt Lake.
State Bank Examiner C. A. GIazier
is in the valley going over the books
OF the various state banks.
/ L. Brougham and John H Squires
have gone 10 Rexburg, where they will
join others in trip through Yellow
stone park
J. II. Linford and family are spend
ing vacation in the canyon and at
Bear lake.
Funeral services were held yester-
day for Susie Drysdale Carter. whose
body was brought from VeFnal for
burial. The speakers were N ". Kim
ball, Joseph +. Carbon, Louis s. Car
don and Charles Carter.
Robert Murdoch has gone TO Jar
bidge on mining business.
John RaWlins Of FairVieW, Ida, was
operated upon at the Bulge hospital
for appendicitis.
A marriage license was issued yes
terday 10 ThOrley II. Pearce of Cor
nish. Ida, and Ethel Alvira Dees of
Weston. Ida.
Girl twins have been born TO Mrs.
Weldon Wiley. and girls to Mrs. Her
man Thaurer. Mrs. z. j. Allen and
Mrs. William Watson
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-08-05
MAYOR AND PARTY
ROUNDUP GAMBLERS
With Betterment League and
Ministers GIaSmann Visits
Open Games.
WILL FILE COMPLAINTS
REFoRMERS TO REACH HIGHER
UP TO OWNERS.

Especial to the Herald Republican,
Ogden, Aug. 4.-As the outcome OF
continued attacks by the Betterment
league and the Ministerial association
on the city administration for allow
ing wide-Open gambling in ogden,
committee from the Betterment league,
headed by the Rev. Noble Strong Elder
kin, recently resigned from the pulpit
OF the First Congregational church,
and accompanied by Mayor William
llasmann and other city officials, made
a round Of the gambling houses late
last night.
From the evidence gathered, Mayor
Glasmann has declared he will swear
cut complaints against every gambling
proprietor In the city and viii hold
the Betterment league officials as wit
nesses. The latter declare that mas
much as such action amounts 10 lit
tie more than collecting a license, they
Intend to swear to complaints charg
ing the owners Of the buildings where
gambling Is carried on with Violation
of the law, and 10 so persistently force
the prosecution as 10 make the con-
tinuance or the violation Improbable.
The ordinance prohibiting gambling
includes a fine or Imprisonment for the
owner OF the house in which the
gambling takes place. This law has
been repeatedly tested in the local pO-
lice court, and has always worked in
favor OF the gamblers.
Sentiment on Liquor.
Results OF a canvass OF the city as
20 public sentiment in regard 10 pro-
posed liquor regulations will be an
nounced by the ogden Betterment
league at a mass meeting called for
Thursday night August II. For many
weeks over 200 canVassers have been
a. work under the direction of the
league. and il is claimed that more
opinions from persons over p years
OF age have been secured than were
represented at the general election last
November.
number Of speeches on the issue
In hand have been arranged. The meet
Ing Is the first Of a series OF public
gatherings 10 be engineered by the
league between now and election time
IN November, in which o'clock clos
Ing or saloons and other regulations
or Importance viii be widely advocated.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-08-05
sANPETE COUNTY NOTES.
Enacial to The HeraIH Ronnh1s..

Ephraim, Aug. 4.-The regular conn
Y teachers examination was held at
the Castledale schoOlhOuse during the
week, County Superintendent Wood
ward in charge. Those who were after
renewals are: Lewis @. GoweIs. Green
River; Violet Grange, Huntington.
Myra Mckee, Huntington: Charles M
Miller, Castledale; Fred w. Reid. Or
angeV1lles Carlos Woodward, Hunting
ton. The new teachers were: DeVera
Childs. Orangeville; Velera Fillmore.
Lawrence; w. i. Gymon. Orangeville:
Rose Reynolds, Castledale; Lena Tullis
Huntington; LaVerne Tullis. Hunting
ton, and Raymond Wells of Desert Lake
A. III. Anderson OF FairView has re-
turned from mission in Hawaii
where he had charge of church school
work. A welcome home party was
given for him.
A game Of baseball yesterday between
the Redmond and Centerfield teams
was played 2t GunnisOn, with a score Of
~ to in favor of Centerfield The
visitors were given a dance and sup
Der last evening
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-08-05
SUMMIT COUNTY NOTES.
Especial 10 The Herald-Republica,

n.
COalville, Aug AT the regular
monthly meeting of the board OF county
commissioners held yesterday and to-
day, the following business was trans
acted:
Fees collected by the various county
ofticers for July were reported.
The committee on silver set for the
battleship Utah made a request for a
design of a goblet for Summit county,
and the matter was referred TO a COM
mtttee consisting of Clerk Hixson, At
torney Clark and Assessor Young.
Henry Welsh Of Park City and Alma
Eldredge OF COalVille were appointed
delegates TO the National Conservation
congress to be held at st. Paul, Sep
TENDER So.
Mrs. Nilate Woodland was appointed
registrar Of vital statistics for Francis.
Biils amounting to over S1,150 were
allowed and ordered paid.
j. w. Strigley, who has recently
leased the Newhouse farms. north of
town. petitioned the board for a fran
chise TO extend electric light and teIe-
phone wires from the city limits north
10 the Calderwood farm, which was
granted.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-08-05
HURRY TO GET LICENSE.
Then Can't Wait for Knot to Be Tied;
Rush for Train.

Especial 10 The publican.)
Ogden. Aug. 4.-Breathlessly inquir-
ing Tor the nearest parson. justice Of
the peace, or Judge, William h,lbert
sanders and Miss Erma June Olsen,
both Of salt Lake, created a stir at
the county court house this after
noon: The young couple secured a
marriage license in the clerks office
giving. their ages as p years and IS
years respectively, and no sooner were
they accommodated than they asked for
Juuse Howell The latter was not at
their disposal, and after inouiring the
next nearest authorized performer OF
ma trlmonial rites, the bridegroom sud
denly glanced at a watch, exclaimed
that they had only ten minutes 10 catch
to-be.
rom kalkuI, Ireland, came Kate Cole
70 marry Francis P. Cunningham OF
IaIk cry. The license was secured
in the county clerks office this sftar-
noon.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-08-05
USE MOTHBALLS AS CLEW.
OdOr From Clothing Figures In Evt-
deneeA gainst Mitchell.


Ogden. Aug. 4.-The nature OF the
odor OF mOthballs figured in the pre-
liminary hearing OF Earl Y. Mitchell
in police court this morning Mitchell
was brought ba6k from Seattle and
charged with grand larceny in stealing
large qua2tity of clothing and silver
ware from rOOmers at the Good rOOming
house on Trenty-sixth street.
II was brought out IN the testimony
that Mitchell. who was a rOOmer at
the house, had locked himself in the
room where the trunks were in storage
and that 4 strong OdOr Of moth balls, as
from clothing taken out of storage,
was noticed by other occupants of the
house. Some OF the stolen goods We're
found in Mitehells possession at the
time OF the arrest.
g B. Mitchell, brother of Earl Mitch
ell. Is charged with petit larceny. the
state being unable 10 establish that ne
stole more than $50 worth of goods
G. b. Mitchell was arrested several
weeks ago in the act Of leaving town
10 join his brother in Seattle
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-08-05
MINERS DISLIKE FOOD.
That Is, Scranton Workers I'm Tintie
Don't Relish What's Served Them,

NoPeclaI 10 me ald-Republican.)
Eureka, Aug. because the com
pany refused TO give them better board,
AFTER they mad repeatedly complained
scranton mine, about 70 miles north Of
mere, threw up their Jobs today and
came to Eureka, leaving only the bosses
ana TWO Japanese cooks at the camp,
Inc miners, all Of whom carry union
cards, declare they VIII not 20 hack 70
work and the local miners union will
take up the matter OF Improving their
boarding facilities. The men who went
on strike assert that the food served
by the company IS unWholesome ana NOT
tit for hard working men TO eat. They
say that the facilities for keeping fresh
meat at the camp are very poor
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-08-05
SUSPECTS STILL IN JAIL.
Attorney VIII Not Take Habeas Cor
pus Proceedings.
Especial to The Herald RenublicanN

Especial TO The Herald Republican,
Provo, Aug. Claude L. King is
here locking after the interests of
David Greenhalgh and Brigham Peter
son, who are held in the county jafl
on suspicion of having shot Mosiah
GundersOn at Santaquin early Sunday
morning, July "a. They were arrested
last saturday but no complaint has
been made against them. 1t was the
intention of Mr.. King TO commence
habeas corpus proceedings to release
the men, but when it was found that if
they were released on habeas corpus
they would Immediately be rearrested
on a warrant, and as County Attorney
Evans promised to have a complaint
made as soon as the Give case is con-
cluded, Mr. King decided not to resort
to habeas corpus.
When the complaint is issued, the
defendants will be taken before Jus
tice Noon for preliminary examination.
The charge viii probably be assault
with deadly weapon with intent to
kill.
Gdnderson is reported to be slowly
recovering.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-08-05
DRIVERS LEG BROKEN.
(speeIal to Tne Herald -RepublieanN

AnptGlA4 10 L lie 4lctdlu- ne puUllcdn.l
ogden. Aug. Thrown from his
seat when his wagon struck a dirt
heap, Henry Ackerat. driver for the
Thomas & Stone Coal company. had his
left leg badly crushed and broken last
night The accident occurred al the
corner of Grant avenue and Twenty
eighth street. Ackerat was driving to-
wards his home and struck a pile Of
dirt thrown by eXcavators on the
street The wagon tilted and the driver
lost his balance. Both wheels ran over
his leg. breaking IL in two places. He
was taken 70 the Ogden General hos
pital