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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
HARD ON CHILDREN

When Teacher Has Coffee HaDh'
Best is best, and best will ever
live" When a person feels this va!
about Postum they are glad 10 give
testimony for the benefit Of others
A school teacher down in MISS.
says: Il had been a coffee dTinhsl
since my childhood, and the last IL"
years it had injured me seriously
One cup of coffee taken at 1'5@A
fast would cause me to become SO nc,
vous that l could scarcely 20 thTo"s-
with the days duties, and 'als Va
vousness was often accom2aAie"
deep depression of spirits and hear
palpitation.
Il am a teacher by professor az az
when under the influence OF co19e - =.
to struggle against crossnes5 "A7"
the school room.
When talking this over with 81
physician. he suggested that ! ~
Postum, so I purchased a package O.
made it carefully accordins 10 1', IA
tions: found it excellent OF la'o' '
nourishing. I'd
in a short time I noticed W.
gratifying effects. My rsT'o-S-.r
disappeared, l was not irr'ials- -.
my pupils. life seemed full o. 10
shine, and my heart troubled --'
longer. .ab
Il attribute my change IN a''
and spirits to Postum alone an
Read the little book, "Ths H'1g
MELVILLE" in pkgs. "Theres
son"
Ever read the above lette' ,;-s.
new one appears from time 70 IN Il
They are genuine, true, an1
human interest.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03

Recently at the Tokyo appeal court
before Judge Miyamoto, a farmer
named Gisei Haseba, &c years DID, con
victed of numbering his parents-in-law
and severely injuring his wife at Osa.
togori, Saitama prefecture, in 1908, ap-
pealed from the judgment of the
Urawa local court where he was sen
fenced to penal servitude for life
Since April last year, during the
public trial of the accused, he has not
uttered a single word This attitude
led the judge and the public prosecu-
tor to conclude that he feigned mad
ness as the last resort, hoping to
get released. He was medically AK.
amined by Dr. Kure and Dr. Miyake,
and in this examination DR.. Miyake
adopted singular method
There is a belief that the blood OF a
venomous snake is soluble with that
of an ordinary man. but not with that
of a mailman. The doctor applied this
principle to the examination of the
suspected lunatic. and sure enough
the blood of the venomous snake did
not dissolve in the blood of the ac.
cused Thus the doctor concluded
that he was really mad.
The other doctor also gave evidence
about the lunacy OF the defendant
The judge ordered that the trial
should be postponed until the ac-
cused was recovered from his abnor.
NAL condition-Japan Advertiser.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
Petition for Morse at Yale.

The movement for a pardon for Charles
w. Morse is being circulated among the
members of the senior class in the aca-
demic department ut Yale university. 1t
is to be forwarded with others TO Pres-
dent Taft. Mr.. Taft is IA member of
the Yale corporation. and his son, Rob
ert. the Yale debater and society man,
will be one of the signers of the petition.
The chief reason for the movement at
Yale is the fact that Edwin Albert
Morse. the son of Charles w. Morse.
lis member of the senior class and is
one of the most popular men i'll Yale.
His roommate. Edward G. Roberts of
Hartford son of ex-Gov. Henry Roberts
|of Connecticut. is getting the signatures
for the petition
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
He Knew the Text.

Robert SALESMAN, prominent citizen
OF Erie, Pa, was in town the other day
long enough TO relate the strange church
going experience Of his son Chester. The
boy had been in the habit of going to
church with his mother, but one Sunday
she was unable to go and he persuaded
her to let him 20 by himself. Well,
when he returned from the seat of Cos
pei dispensation, his mother was anxious
to ascertain how closely he had paid at
tention. She asked him what had been
the text of the sermon.
Don't worry, you'll get the quilt, re-
piled the boy promptly.
The mother failed to see the connec-
ton. Once more she inquired about the
text, and the boy repeated his remark
Don't worry, you'll get the quilt,
This about convinced the mother her
son was getting bit too fresh for 50
small child, and she made up her mind
to punish him. Just then she saw a
friend going home from church, and she
called after her to learn what the text
had been.
Here's what it was: Have no fear.
The comforter viii be with you. -
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
Exercise for Double Chins.

If you do not go in for rubber bands.
steaming, trained messages. and various
other devices for getting rid of a double
chin, ut least. try this simple exercise.
Put fingers of each hand on back of
neck near base of brain, with thumbs
under the chin and palms up. Having
rubbed grease into flesh to prevent frie-
ton massage heavily both front and
back This is done by moving thumbs
with rotary movement over the rolls of
flesh from tip of chin down, ut same time
working fingers on muscles at back OF
meek and under ears Persevere in this
exercise. varying it frequently with
head rs far back as it viii go while
working across the rolls of the chin and
Improvement should soon ne noticed.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
THE ALBATROSS.
The Largest Seabird Having the Power
of Flight.


The albatross, that wanderer of the
seas, so often referred to in prose and
poem, is nevertheless a stranger to the
average person, and by some is even con.
sidered a myth. In Coleridges The
Rhine Of the Ancient Mariner" the al
batross plays a leading part, and one
sorrows for the poor bird which, after
following the ship for weeks, is pitilessly
shot down by mariner.
The albatross is the largest seabih
having the power of flight, and is close
ly allied to the gull, petrol, and Mother
Carey's chicken. 1t has a tremendous
stretch of wing, averaging from 10 to p
feet. The wings are, however extremely
narrow, being about 8 inches in breadth.
The body is about feet in length and
the weight is from Is to 10 pounds, a
comparatively light weight when one
considers the extreme length of wing
The albatross is possessed Of a peculiarly
long, oddly shaped bill, which gives it a
strange appearance. The nostrils open
from round, horizontal tubes on each side
of the bill, but at its base
The great bird is generally met with
in southern seas, although it is occasion
ally seen on our Pacific coast. On the
Atlantic side it is rarely found as far
north as Tampa bay.
It's food consists of cuttlefish jelly
fish and scraps thrown from passing
ships. 1t is a greedy bird, and at times
georges itself to such an extent that it is
unable to rise from the water
Its power of fight is, however, the
most remarkable thing about the alba
tross. 1t spends its life, with the eXcep-
ton of a few weeks given each year TO
nesting, entirely at sea, and is on the
wing practically all the time. Further,
more, it does not progress by Happlls
its wings as most birds do. but seems 10
soar at will, rarely, if ever, giving
stroke of the wing, seeming to need lV
impetus.-St. Nicholas.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
vandethiIt Surprises Frenchmen.

William X. Vanderbilt has astounded
the French by doing the impossible
and changing the course of public road
that ran by his training barns at PoiSSy
Passing automobiles frightened the nerv-
Gus thoroughbred colts and fillieS.
let us move the road" said Mr. Van
derhilt to his superintendent.
impossible. monsieur" answered the
Frenchman. as conservative as all his
people
I'VE viii see, retorted Mr.. Wander
bilt.
by using proper influence aud expeud-
ing 100000 for labor the roads course
has been turned from the farm.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
Booths Name in Sacramento Directory

When moving into the new city hall
a few days ago the city clerk discovered
a musty old volume, city directory of
Sacramento of 1865. The most illus
trious name in the old book without a
doubt is that Of Edwin Booth, the TRACE
dian. Booths name appears in the ap-
pendiX. His occupation is given as Il
tragedau and his residence as Mrs.
'FoTey's.' Mrs. Torrey's place was a
fashionable boarding house which now is
the center of the japanese quarter. Other
names of people who afterward became
well known throughout the nation are
Newton Booth, afterward governor and
senator; Mark Hopkins, Charles Crocker
and G., L. Huntington. Sacramento
Corr. Los ANGELES Times.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
TASKS FOR GEORGE.

Who put a stop to angry words
Between the Commons and the Lords
And make them sheathe their ykr
swords:
Let George do it.
Who'll bark to Egypt's bitter plea
And peace in Pharaoh land decree
BY larger grants Of libertyf
Let George do IL.
Who'll put an end to threat and boast
And lift the war-cloud from his coast
Aud bid the German Kaiser pros IT,
Let George do it.
Who'll make his name forever stand
Among the great by helping hand
70 gain Home Rule for Ireland:
Let George do II.
No task is here that he should rue il,
The path is plain if he pursue IT;
The question now is, Will George do it,
Maybe he will.
Richard Linthienn
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
Control of Naturalization

Holding that the federal courts have
jurisdiction over perjury committed in
naturalization proceedings in state
courts, the supreme court of the United
eral courts in California, which SEN
fenced Gustav Holmgren TO pay a fine
and to imprisonment for three years on
n charge of perjury. Holmgren was in
dicted i'll 1905 by a fec aral jury at San
Francisco on charge of perjury. II
was alleged that he had sworn in the
naturalization proceedings of Frank
Werta that he had known Werta for FIVE
years, whereas he had known him, it is
alleged for only four years.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
The Cherub.

He had lemon-colored curls and a nose
like a pink button, and his age was close
10 four.
He came into the drug store accom-
panied by his mamma. and was lifted ON
10 stool at the soda water counter.
His mamma ordered two chocolate
dips, and Immediately thereafter the
youngsters face wrinkied amazingly
and he uttered an indignant "Naw-aw-
avn His mamma bent over him.
Make Algie'S a chocolate soda she
said.
The orders were filled.
"Waw-aw-aw, shrieked the infant
Again the mother bent down.
''Algie wants Il plated holder for his
glass"
The holder was provided.
''Waw-a w-aw"' howled the little Gus
toner.
"Algie wants straw, said mamma.
Algie got the straw.
There was moments silence. during
which the little angel intently scowled
at the clerk.
what iS il, dear?"
''Waw~aw-a
Once more the mother bent down.
Algi1 doesn't like your face" she said
TO the clerk; will YOU please go away a
little while2'
And the clerk cheerfuly went away
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03

PnkhamS Vegetable Compound made
me well woman and I have no mora
backache. / hope / can help others by
telling them what Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has done for
me" Mrs. EMMA IMsE, 1888 First St..
Milwaukee, Wis.
The above is only one of the thou.
sands of grateful letters which are
constantly being received by the
Pinkham Medicine Company Of LYNN.
Mass, which prove beyond doubtthat
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound, made from roots and herbs,
actually does cure these obstinate dis,
eases of women after all other means
have failed, and that every such suf-
ering woman owes it to herself to at
least give Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound trial before submit
ting to an operation, or giving up
hope of recovery.
Mrs. Pinkham, of Lynn. Mass,
invites all sick women to write
her for advice. She has guided
thousands to health and her
advice is Free
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
Gone. but Not Forgotten.

The portly old gentleman had just lin
ished a sumptuous repast. Lighting Il
huge Havana, he arose to go.
Haven't you forgotten somethingT
began the waiter in an insinuating man
ner.
why, so | haver' was the reply. Il
declare, my memory becomes more
lreacherous every day"
Lifting the ash tray. he pocketed the
dollar bin lying beneath it, and calmly
strobe out past the crestfallen knight Of
the tray.-Judge's Library,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
The Umpire at Home.

BILLY" Evans sat alone in his home
the other evening meditating on the APP
preaching baseball season which means
his return TO the arduous umpiring pur-
suit.
He was thinking of number Of vova-
tious features of his calling. when his
thoughts were interrupted by the ringing
of the telephone bell Some woman de-
sired TO talk to Evans wife, who did not
happen to be at home.
She's QUIT" shouted Evans. absent
mindedly, in such thunderous tone that
he nearly ruined the poor woman's ear
drum.--Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
Well Supplied.

An myetcrate wit and punster asked
the captain of craft loaded with
boards how he managed to get dinner on
the passage
why" replied the skipper I'VE al
ways cook aboard"
Cook Il board do you?" reioined the
wag; then | see YOU have been we'll
prov idAd with provisions this trip, al all
cvel,a.-Tit-Bits
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03

me a well woman,
and | would like to
tell the whole world
Of 1t. I suffered
fromfemaletr trouble
and fearful paingin
my back. Ihadthe
best doctors and
they all decided
that I had a tumoT
in addition to nv
female trouble, and
advised an opera
ton. lydia y
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
The Chancellor,s Retort.

Lloyd-George is famous, of course, for
his brilliant repartee and biting sarcasm.
Il am here" he remarked at po-
litical meeting. but before he had time
to finish the sentence noisy interruptef
had chimed in. land so am l.
But the retOrt was as quick as it was
overwhelming. "Yes-but yOu are not
all there. - London Daily Mail.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03

The usual attachments apply 10 resi-
dents in the United Kingdom up 20
500 and an extra abatement of SO is
allowed for every child under 16 from
incomes under $500.
All the demand notes are prepared,
addressed and ready for delivery. The
moment they receive the word Go"
the collectors will issue them. The
surveyors will have neither the time
lay in payment. Somerset House may
decide to act instantly on the strength
of the House of Commons resolution or
may wait until the finance bin re-
ceives the royal assent tomorrow
week. The latter course is generally
thought to be the more probable.
This is the time of the year at
which the collectors give the first turn
to the screw in the case of arrears,
and as there are now some e23. 100000
to collect, instead of about tenth of
that figure, as usual at this period,
the turning of the screw will be en-
phatic The powers of a surveyor are
drastic. If man will not or does not
pay he will receive curt demand for
the money within five or seven days,
with a threat of the usual proceedings
in default. If that proves Intellectual
the brokers may be put in under
distress warrant. and if there are no
effects which can be seized the de-
faulter viii be marched off to prison
at once.
Mr. Lloyd George estimates that
e350,000 has been irretrievably lost by
the delay in the collection of the tax.
Many commissioners and surveyors
are convinced that this figure is very
much understated. Some of them esti-
mate the inevitable loss in their own
districts al nearly 10 per cent of the
whole. There have been failures and
removals and disappearance of tax
payers, and, although the state is pa
tient and persistent in these matters,
it is hopeless (say these experts) to
think that as much of the money will
be recovered as the chancellor seems
to contemplate
Nobody has yet received a form
which provides for the claiming of
abatemenls in virtue of children I'M
der 16 years of age. When man en-
titled to such rebates receives his de-
mand note he must either pay in full
and claim the rebate afterward or go
to vast deal of trouble to gel the
rebate allowed before he pays.
Supertax is to be paid not during
the year in which the income is re-
ceived, but in the year following it,
and persons liable to pay it for the
year ending March 81, 1910. must
make their returns by July 81. So
delicate and important will be the
work of adjusting this new tax that
the officials of Somerset House charged
with it's management have been in
structed to complete their annual holt
days before the end of May,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
The Chinamnn,s WIZ Pnrrle

A Chinaman. dying. left elevtn
sheep and three sons and, making a
will, left one half of his estate to his
eldest boy, one-fourth to the next and
one-sixth to the third son. They wish
ed to divide without killing a sheep,
but could not see how to do it, so they
sent for a wise man Sending to his
own fold for a sheep, he put it in with
the eleven Now take your half-six.
said he to the eldest, and he did so:
the second, take your fourth-three;
the younger, take your sixth and be-
gone-two, and they all did so. when
the wise man drove his own sIieep
home,
Was the division according to the
will?
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
No Affair of His.

81 noticed, Mr.. Lloyd. that YOU were
the only person who did not weep dur
ing Mr.. Evans beautiful prayer.
You forget, Mrs. Davies, that ! ps
long to another parish. The BystandeT.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
IN SACKCLoTH.
Paris DEGREES That Women Must Be
So Dressed.

So Dressed.
The woman of fashion is to be dressed
in sackcloth. This is the latest decree
of Paris, for the newest material for
womens dress is a very good imitation
Of the ordinary sacking. Numbers of
parisiennes have already become wearers
of the sackcloth. These dresses il is
stated, are of the color of tow or toast
Occurrences is the tone of the dress of
the present season. Woman is adopting
modest pose: she is once more the
modest violet type The large Aat
plateau hat would assist this pose by
shading sorrowful eyes that have n 70.
pentapt look. The new sackcloth ma
teria Is an imitation Of coarse packing
canvas. And vet it is in reality an ex-
pensiye fabric. Stacking is the newest
material for dresses" representative
Of Il well known Paris firm in the west
end said. 1T is very effective. however,
and is used TO make charming afternoon
toilettes. 1t is a mixture of silk and
wool. At present we have received only
one model gown made of sacking but il
is already a fashion in Paris, and we
are expecting more" Sunshades made
of the same material are also to be used.
These are TO be embroidered with floral
wreaths. Paris seems to have created a
drab fashion, as Il contrast to the bril-
liant blues. cerises and yellows which are
worn, by introducing tow, toast and a
new shade called crue de In Seine The
last named shade is supposed to be the
color of the Seine mud.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
Not Well Grouped.

Muggins-I don't see why wine. wom-
en- and song should always be grouped
together.
Buggins-It seems TO me they should.
Muggins-N Nonsense Wine improves
with age.-P Philadelphia Record.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
Where Trade Is Brisk.

Wendell Phillips was, on one occasion,
lecturing in Ohio, and, while on a rail
road journey going to keep enc of his
appointments he met~in the car crowd
Of clergy. returning from some sort &
convention. One Of the ministers felt
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
Spring Thought of Hobo.

In the spring the hobo's fancy
Strongly turns TO thoughts of grub:
How To get il without working.
That's the question, there's the rub.
Judge.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
AFTER
SUFFERING
ONE YEAR
Cured by Lydia E. Pink.
ham Vegetable Compound

Milwaukee, Wis. "Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound has rnaSA
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
Recreation.

Casey-Ye're a har-rd worruker, boo
ley; how many hods o morther have yez
| carried up that ladder tn day?
Dooey-Whist, man! I'm fooln' tn
boss. I've carried the same hodful up
an down MI day. an he thinks I'm wor-
rukin' cleveland Leader
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
Lost the Place.

Saly-Please maam, can't find the
broom.
Mrs. Shipshape-Haven' ! told you
often enough TO have a place for every
thing and everything in its place?
Sally--Yes. ma am, | did that but |
have lost the place.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
Newer Topic.

Fhe daffodii is on the bin
But ] am faddish.
The theme is trlte; ia rather write
About the radish.
Philadelphia Bulletin.
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Received in Court Circles-

In a speech in the Senat on Hawaiian
affairs. Senator Depew of New York
told this story:
When Queen Liliuokalani was in Eng
land during the English Queens jubilee,
she was received at buckingham palace
In the course of the remarks that passed
between the two queens, the one from
the Sandwich Islands said that she had
English blood in her veins
How SOP inquired Victoria
My ancestors ate Captain Cook. -
Eyerybody's Magazine
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03

Advertise in this paper, and make your
wants known 90 your home people.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03

Hope is an excellent thing to have,
but it is one Of the things a pawn
broker will not advance anything on.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
Practical Side of 1t.

Sammie was late TO breakfast. He
had worked late ON mis- lessons the night
before; in fact, had them all neatly pre-
pared and ready for his recitations, but
his attitude plainly told that something
was the matter
Father" said Sammie, as he jerked
his chair toward his bowl of rolled oats,
Il don't want to go to school today
why, what's the trouble, ladg"
Well, ! just don't want to so"
Now, look here, Samme you have
your lessons all prepared for today
| see YOU have been studying the his
tory of the Netherlands, the king and the
queen, and, i'll fact, all about the sys-
TEN of government. Now, what's the
trouble :"
Jaw. Shucks, dad. what good does that
do me? In all probabilities the Neither
lands will be Il republic before ! ever
get in a position to make use of the
knowledge"
But Sammie went to school just the
same New York Sun.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03

The expert accountant who IS called
in TO balance set Of books never fig
.ures on having q steady Job.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
Advertising Ones Needs.

"How's thiS?' asked BinkS. reading
from the i0-ceuts-a-line advertising col
umns of the newspaper:
"a stout German lady wants washing
ut home. Judges Library.
-
And how old are YOU, little girl?"
six"
And how is it you are ont walking
without your mammal
"Oh mamma doesn't 20 in for eNer-
else. Really, We have very little i'm com
mon. Houston Chronicle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
Was Quite Struck with 1t.

Pcrkins--Did you see Morgan's new
machneI
Jerkins-Not in time.-Smart Set
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
lust for Luck.

'Ow did he come to get run over,
Bin?"
+ was picking up orSeshoe for
luck. Columbian Magazine
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10 v > I-4NIIHVII H9IAEtNII'
~>:.-~
College Reminders.

Father What is that red and white
striped pole over in the corner of your
room?
Senior-Oh, that's relic of barberism
Yale Record
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-03
Fate.

Come seben, come eeben. said the
crapshooter earnestly. rolling the bones
Sure thing" responded Policeman
III, stepping around the corner and coll
laring the player, but how'd you know
my number" '-Philadelphia Ledger