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The Washington herald., 1910-08-21

If the people understand each other.
Kings and Presidents will not be so
prone 20 go TO war"
This was the final plea Of Lieut.. Col
Pollen. OF the British army. FOR Es-
peranto. in an address before more than
500 persons at the Arlington last night
Col. Pollen gave his lecture in English
and two-thirds Of his hearers were Wash
ingtOnians who knew nothing Of the uni
versal tongue
The address was the final feature Of
the Esperanto convention. after the ad-
journment Of the formal proceedings
More than half OF the delegates had left
the city, but there were enough left to
applaud the representative OF King
George to the echo.
I'VE do not claim that Esperanto will
in itself bring about universal peace" he
said Civil wars have proven that peo-
pie Of one language can go TO war at
the slightest provocation.
VIII Solve Rnce Problems.
Your, own country and mine have
demonstrated that. But we do claim that
when all the civilized people of the world
have a means of communication-when
they can converse as you and I can't
viii 90 away with MISUNDERSTANDING
that now give a government or a mon
arch the excuse for war
THAT is the real mission of Esperanto
! Vt
by the constant friction OF racial misun-
derstanding The common people Of
many nations will be drawn closer to-
gether. and when the common people are
in accord. thrones cannot dictate"
Col. Pollen drew from behind the ros-
trum a battered green flag. the official
banner of the Esperantists.
Carries Flag Everywhere.
"I have carrisd this flag over the seven
seas" he asserted. TT has been with me
through muc'i, and It is possibly growing
battle-worn, as l am. but It stands for
much. and if God is willing, 1 shall still
carry it far.
This banner has been soaked in the
ponderous flow of Niagara, II has futtered
on a sun-baked plain i'm Africa. Il has
been hOisted I'm his majesty's domain Of
India, and It has stirred British crowds
10 applause.
Wherever 1 so I take It, and to me it
is symbolic of n new epoch, new age.
when men shall not be scattered to the
four winds by confusion of speech. but
shall be drawn steadily together by one
tongue.
"LnnEunEe Was BuiIt.r
'Dr. Zamenhof. that wonderful Pole,
in his wisdom conceived a new tongue.
He knew what it would mean to humanity
should it succeed, and he went about Il
with due thought. He did not .invenf, q
The Washington herald., 1910-08-21
WEATHER FORECAST.

For the District of Columbia
and Maryland-Fair and warmer
to-day; tomorrow, unsettled and
warm, followed by showers and
cooler in the afternoon or night /;
light southerly winds.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-21
MOISSANT AGAIN FORCED
TO LAND BY HIGH WIND.

Chatham, England, Aug. 9O.-John b.
Moissant. the Chicago aviator, who was
forced TO descerd at Rainham. four miles
from here. by an accident 10 his aero
plane Thursday, ascended at $50 this
morning on the last leg Of his flight to
London. A strong wind was blowing
Moissant made a circle Of three miles to-
ward Midway. and was then compelled
by the strong air current encountered
aloft 70 descend.
He announced after his descent that he
found the wind too strong and would not
be able to make new start for several
hours.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-21
MCKINLEY FOR CANNON.
Congressional Leader Denies He 4,
Opposed to Speaker.

Chicago. Aug. Representative Will
liam h. Mckinley. chairman of the Re
publican national Congressional commit
tee. with headquarters in Chicago. at his
home in Champaign. ILL.,. to-day vigorous
ly denied that he would oppose the re-
election Of Speaker Cannon to the chair
of the national House of Representatives
IL 'Uncie Joe" is a candidate for that
Office
Il am Mr.. Csnnon's friend. and If he Is
a candidate for the Speakership. l shall
certainly vote for him." was the way Mr..
Mckinley declared himself when he was
told Of the report that he had deserted
the Cannon standard.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-21

The American Red Cross Society,
through the State Department, has tele-
graphed 5000 to japan for relief of the
food sufferers in that country. The
money will be distributed through the
American Embassy.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-21
SEES END Of WAR
IN NEW LANGUAGE
Cheers Greet Speech of the
Kings Delegate.
A ROUSING FAREWELL
Arlington Crowded When Col.
Pollen Lectures.

1--WE Do Not Claim Esperanto Alone
VIII solve Universal Peace" said
Famous Britisher, "but IL WiH
Serve 80 End Racial Misunder-
standings, and I'm Carrying the
Flag 10 the Ends Of the World"
The Washington herald., 1910-08-21
VIRGINIAN BEGINS CAMPAIGN
Candidate Stuart Addresses big
Crowd nj Gate City.


special to The Washington Herald.
Bristol. Tenn, Aug. 2O.-Henry c. Stu
art, Democratic nominee for Congress in
the Ninth district of Virginia. launched
his speaking campaign at Gate CITY thi,
afternoon There were 1900 people in the
big court room, and hundreds were unable
TO gain admittance
Mr. Stuart's opening speech against
Congressman c. b. Slemp, his Republican
opponent, was vigorous arraignment OF
him for his support of Cannon and can
nonlsm and a denunciation of the PAYNE
Aldrich tariff measure The tariff was
made almost the sole Issue. and Mr..
Stuart declared that the brains of the
Republican party is assaulting its posi-
lion on the tariff question.
Hon. J. c. wysor followed Mr.. Stuart
in what he called a sermon.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-21

st. Petersburg. Aug. 2O.-During the
week there have been 6,7A cases Of
cholera. and 3O21 ctaths from the dis
ease.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-21
WRONG HALLEYs COMET.
Paris Scientist Declares MetcaIfe
nascovery Is Right One.

1T = = II HNItl1It VsINs
Paris. Aug. 90.-Col. Msrchand. the hero
Of Fashoda. and noted astronomer.
never believed that the comet which
made its appearance in June was Hal
ley's comet. which he believes is not due
until September. The Gaulois is trying
to identify the comet which Metealfe. Of
Taunton. Mass. recently discovered. and
since observed at Paris. Lyons. and
MarseiIes. as really the HaIley's comet.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-21
MADRZ To QUIT
AND LEAD ARMY
Agents Here Get Telegram
from Hot Scene.
FOES BR0THERNPL PLACE
His Choice Opposed by Rebel
Leader.

Complications Thicker in Face OF
Decisive Battle, Which May Have
Already Told Fute OF NicaraEua,
Though state Department IL With
out Confirmation OF RumOrs Es-
trada Is Near Destination.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-21

500 different Kinds of Flooring.
Frank Libbey s Cc.s stn & n. Y. av. NV,
The Washington herald., 1910-08-21

S1.25 BaltimOre aud Return, BnItimore
and Ohio II. r.
Every Saturday arr. Sunday All tr.t,s
both ways, both days. except Rovsi
Limited.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-21
SHERMAN REPORT
RILES ROOSEVELT
Chances for Harmony Now
Look Very Slim.
NEWS STORY is DENIED
Colonel Brands "Ultimatum" as
"Unqualitiedly False"

Doors of AnanIas Club Yawn Wide
When ex-President Sees Corre-
spOndents After Reading Papers,
and Issues Vigorous Reputation
of Price of Peace DeaI-LOnEworth
Fails TO Appear on Time.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-21

Alebama Flooring, Near Rift, $500 100.
Frank Llbbey s. Co.. 9Th & N. Y. av. NV.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-21

Alabama Flooring, Good. S2.2s 100 TT,
Frank Libbey & Co., 6th & n. 7. av. NV.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-21

Georgia Flooring, e-in.. $3.50 100.
Frank Libbey & Co.. 9Th q N. 7. av. NV
The Washington herald., 1910-08-21
AVIATOR CROSSES
LONG ISLAND SOUND
Harmon Flys % Miles, Win
ming $1,000 Trophy.
BATTLES WITH AIR CURRENTS

Millionaire'S BiPlane Il Damaged
I'm Landing Near FHther-In-Iav's
Home in Greenwich, COnn.-Nakes
Ten Miles in Ten Minutes with the
Wind Blowing Behind Him.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-21

S1-25 20 Baltimore and Return
Today via Baltimore & Ohio r. E
The Washington herald., 1910-08-21

Our Speciality Is Flooring.
Frank LibbeY & Co.. 5th & n. Y. av. nv
The Washington herald., 1910-08-21

Georgia Partition. 6-in., $3.50 100,
Frank Libbey & Co.. 6th & n. Z. av. NV.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-21

Ga. Flooring. Nenr RIFT. $3.50 per 100.
Frank Libbey & Co, 9Th 6 n. Y. aY. NV.
The Washington herald., 1910-08-21
aI.nngungc wnn buiIt.r

"Dr. Zamenhof. that wonderful Pole,
in his wisdom conceived a new tongue.
He knew what it would mean to humanity
should it succeed. and he went about Il
with due thought He did not invent
language, he built one There is not
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03
Proof Of an
Astonishing
Occurrence
Ut IS HERE AND MANY FROM A
DISTANCE ARE WRITING. !.

When skeptical people are told Of
some astonishing event they win say
II don't believe IT. Therefore. it il
always desirable to have good proof 81
an occurrence that ls ont 81 the ordi-
nary Proofs for the don't believe H.
class are right here. as score Of peo.
pie OF this county have been cured Of
Chronic stomach, liver and kidney
troubles. rheumatism and nervous
weakness, within the past few months
alter taking few bottle of the won.
defful Root Juice medicine.
Person after person has gcalIed on
the local agent 10 tell Of their cure
and many are writing from different
paris Of the country ana telling of
wonderful cures Root Ieice Is making
Mrs. 6. III Davis wrote from Zanes-
vile, Ohio, ana said II want TO sav
few words Of praise for Rect juice.
TOT over three years / was great
sufferer from stomach troubles.
doctorea with some Or ous best doc
Tors. without relief They said had
cancer Of the stomach: but whatever
4 was four bottles of Root Juice has
cured me.
a remedy that Will cure q severe
stomach trouble that was pronounced
cancer By some of the best doctors. is
certainly a wonder and well deserves
TIC praise Of every one. The Root
Juice Medicine company. Of Fort
wayne, Ind has hundreds Oh testi.
from people whose word can.
NOT be doubted, but f0cal testimonials
are So numerous that any one viii be
convinced by calling at Brownson's
irug store
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03

80 acres good smooth land two miles
irom Chickashas all in cultivation.
frics 800 per acre Terms given.
~ acres 2@ miles from city limits.
good smooth land house. orchard
Price sl.S0o Terms given.
leQ acres wen improved land 2lb
lniiss from Ftseohb VIII exchange
lor City property Price $500.
re acres one mile from University
HeiAhts, 3-room house. I7 acres iii cui-
tiYation Price $s 500 WIN exchange
kar good residence in chickasha.
we have number of weIl located
i9ts ~ Sparks FIRST ana second addi.
ions Prices range from $3.50 q $500
Easy terms given
l50 feet northeast corner One of
lhe snoiecss l9is ia the city. Price
81 COO
Come and see us II you want Is
huy, sell or exchange land Or city
II you can't come, phone I'd
and we Will come sec you
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03

is how 60 make herself attractive.
But, without health. Il IS hard for her
to he lovely IN face, form Or temper.
a weak SICILY woman Will be nervous
ana Irritable. Constipation and KID
ney polsons show ia pimpies, blotches
skin eruptions and wretched com
plexion But Electric Bitters always
prove godsend 10 women who want
health beauty and friends. They regu.
laie Stomach Liver ana Kidneys, puri.
ty tbe blood give strong neryes.
bright eyes, pure breath smooth. vel.
yeiy skin, lovely complexion. good
health. Try them 5oc IA Brown q
CO.'S. d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03

so to the Golden Rule beauty par
lor il4 North Third and set one
of those pretty 30inch switches and \
package Of Madam Marcella's hair
netts and get q free hair dress. They
are Just the thing for summer we
also make switches ana puts Of comb
lngs 6.2-Gt
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03

We offer one hundred dollars rewaTd
for any case Of catarrah that cannot
be cured Wv Halls catarrh Cure l.
j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
we the undersigned, have known K.
7 Cheney for the last rs years, ana be-
lieye him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions, and financially
able to carry ont any obligations made
BY his firm
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, @.
Halls Casarrh Cure IS taken inter.
naily acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces Of The system
Testimonials sent flee, Price. 75c per
bottle. Sold by All druggists.
Take Halls Family plHs forsconsti.
patton
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03
Galbraith. architect.
New saIentIfIn nIsnnueru

NV 99IeTlITIc DIscoVery-
A French chemist has advanced tie
theory that the odnrs fToin vegeta-
tiou disseminated through the air di-
mtnlsh the actinic powers of the solar
radlations sudieiently to affect photog
raphy
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03

For Rent 5-foora house On West
Kansas avenue on West hill Inquire
of Jno Crib at Morgan & GrihFs
$751;
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03
eaApY couNTY FARM.

200 acres. half IN cultivation, house
extra good $25 per acre Terms.
6-2-6t BIRD REALTY co.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03

For RentA good Groom house ou
corner Of Sixteenth and Oregon avn.
nue. close 70 car line See Arch
Brown at Pettyjolin's grocery store.
3.3t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03
BRIEF BITS OF CITY NEWS

a.. and urs ua,,,.s,.,..,,. .na
daughter Miss Josepbine left vester' M
aa yfof 81. Louis where they will
spend several weeks with relatives
a'u i''7"ps'
cl..s M oe,n. c,n..-.,.., ,......,,
'uAu@s aNDY1' "A' nt's = nlafNeA si'iS
ol pies, cakes, candy, etc. Saturday
afternoon at Tignors grocery store,
MI sary Anda,san ro.,,,.nad NJ
canant ,h,s morn,n, 7otI oTta IT nn@,s s,e% II
nanoration M dax Dias W. ~ enu,nS 1s
friends W ''A'
Tba Faru,ers, s,sta Ran,, NJ ~
south Fourlh streat S.z.dts
,,a,,.
Williams architect Phone 5SS.
Aiss Alta Chandler of ll04 Texas
avenue, whS has been very Ill for two
.
80 = ~ MI. WI "sSe'ip''on ~
r. ''HS ~ '0ue'' 04-u'i
SnicAasna seslei1sy,
Williams, architect Phone 53s
s-s-lmo
Pianos az Sg month. Phillips Mn
sic rouse. 3-3-tfl
II Alaha,na raranan anq ana soI leit last @ nlgnt
pisitine.
List your city property with ". Z.
Manley He will Sen for cash or trade
y for farms Phone 1000 3-st
Jonas Cook says there was frost
near Verden last night. Anybody who
Take ADVANTAGE Of the market sale \
given ~ class NJ ! IL MI eibr;s+ian
church ard sgnDlv vour sundav wants I
Ill, 't's,9 ~ 4l.la e-
i r;ona, : ,.rosa. s' , plss' s''',a'ss' -, III
II A'sDo' : si'esrs s'o's aa'uIaaS
~ vonr aavantaga y, snand ,,At,s
while II onr ptora ga3gr,lass -A sra NTon. Man,
Ralph Boyer left toaav far 0iy1sbo
ma ritv II tate j nosifian in M rIas
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03

Lost--Nlan's light colored coat w
Q. w badge On lapel Return to this
office. ASK
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03

Amy lady can easily make from SIS
to S25 per week working for ME quietly
in her own home locality This is q
bonaiide offer one which viii pay you
% investigate. even II sou can only
spare two hours per day No invest
ment required. Turn your spare time
into money Write me at once for par.
liculars, Address Mary B Taylor, BOX
80, Woman's building. Joliet Illinois.
6.2-3t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03

Get Y At Brownsuns DrES Store.
2-2S-tf
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03

For Sale Two shetland ponies.
gentle to oride or drive Phone 2eg
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03

Jonas Cook says there was frost
near Yerden last night Anybody who
wants 10 can believe il.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03

Take advantage Of the market sale
given by class No. Of the Christian
church and supply your Sunday wants
IN the way Of cakes. pies, candies, et..
al Tignor's grocery store Saturday.
12f
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03

List your city property with w. r..
Manley. He will sen for cash or trade
IL for farms. Phone 1000 3-3t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03
FOR RENT.

! have houses In all parts Of the
city One on the corner OF Fifth and
Dakota SIG per month.
Nv. r MANLEY.
3-3t Phone 1000,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03

Miss Bess Bulkley will leave next
week for Texas, where she will spend
the summer
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03

Mixed chicken feed. Freeman spec.
i2l. &c per lb Freemans Phone
wv 6-3-dtl
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03

To your advantage to spend a little
while at our store Saturday and Mon
day The Peoples store G-3-2t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03

Ralph Boyer left today for Oklaho
ma City to taEe position IN the Hos
pital drug store at that place. o. 81.
Buckner Of Wichita Falls will sue
cee- Mr.. Boyer at The Model
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03

Drs- 4 3 Larkius aid Mary A. Mar
Key, osteopaihic physicians. All cura.
bic diseases treated Mcfarland
Building. Phone 9S3 5s10-tf
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03

M. Parlxman and son left last night
for Alabama TO spend several weeks
visiting
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03

Mr. and Mrs Il Wohlgemuth and
daughter Miss Josephine, legt yester
"A. ..fr. o. ~..tn .1 t.t al t
ia fi0f ots Louis, where they Will
spend several weeks with relatives
and friends
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03

Galbraith. architect
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03


Dakota; SIG per month
w n MANLEY,
S-3t Phone 1000,
calbrsith. architect s-7-dti
Best assortment fresh feed stock
and poultry Freeman's Phone 269
Tho Falners' State Bank, No. Ills
South Fourth street. 5-7-d-f
Bear in mind our prescription de-
partment. The Model. s.2d-ti
Chickasha Coal Grain and Bottlina
Co., Freeman's, phone 269- s-3-dtf
Chamberlain's Stomach ana Liver
Tablets will brace up the nerves. ban
ish sick headache. prevent despon
dency and invigorate the whole sys.
tenn. Sold BY all druggists. d&w
Saturday and Monday shoe special
sale on our entire line Of pumps and
ankle straps An styles and all leath- I
ers. The Peoples store 6-3-2t 7
Fired seed Of ali kinds. fresh stock. +
Freeman's Phone 2G9 6-3-dtf +
FARM LOANS.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03

s7dtf
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-06-03

Pianos at So month Phillips Mn
sic mouse S-3-tf
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1910-09-16
A Curious Pavement.

Before the Mexican war, when
Alta California still formed part of
Mexico, Monterey was its capital
city, and for long period Mon
terey bay afforded fishing ground
for a considerable number of whal-
ers. But, while the bay still pro-
vides sport and profit for many
fishermen, it is no longer the habi-
tat of any great number of whales.
A curious memento of the whaling
industry remains, however, in the
pavement leading up to one of the
doors of the Church of San Carlos
de Borromeo, a church founded by
the Spanish missionary fathers, that
is still in excellent repair. The
round, mushroom-likc objects in
the pavement are the vertebrae of
the great mammals. This pave
ment is in good condition and
seems to wear we'll. 1t is probably
unique, at any rate in this country.
New York Press.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1910-09-16
His Excuse.

A Frenchmap was once arrested
at his lodgings. A lot of smuggled
foreign matches-the duty on for
eign matches is the prohibitive one
of a cent per match-had been
found in his trunk. The judge said
to the man:
Foreign matches have been dis
covered in your possession. What
have you to say for yourself, miscre-
ant?"
"Please, your honor" stammered
the prisoner, cit is true I use foreign
matches, but only to light our own
government ones with. "-Washing-
ton Star.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1910-09-16
Later Knowledge.

The janitor brought him in by
the back of the neck and reported
that two had been fighting, but this
was the only one he could catch.
His nose was bleeding, and his eye
was getting black.
"Why were you fighting?" asked
the principal.
"John Rogers said he could lick
any boy in the class, and I said he
couldn't lick me-"
"Why did you say that when you
knew he could ?"
"When said that I didn't know
he could lick me."-Lippincott's.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1910-09-16
The Earth's Crust.

According to the Investigations
of certain scientists, the solid crust
Of the earth cannot be greater than
sixty-two miles. From the earth's
internal reservoir of heat radia-
tions are believed to be passing
away into space continually. This
loss, however, is declared to be
compensated for by the heat re.
ceived from the sun.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1910-09-16
HIS ONLY TROUBLE.

The Inquisitivs Man Persisted and
Finally Learned the Secret.
A small, quiet, but sorrowful if
not disguised looking man sat by
the side of a medium sized automo-
bile that was drawn out of the road
as large touring car came along,
driven by a man with an interroga-
tory aspect. The man in the tour
ing car had seen that auto every
time be passed that day, 90 he slow
ed up and leaned over.
Glow long have you been here%
Several hours"
Cant you find out what the mat
ter is?"
"No."
"Inlet valve all right"
eyes"
"Trouble with spark plug%
s"Think not"
CHOW are your batteries?"
90. K"
Haven't got a short circuit, have
you?"
ooh, no"
elbows your commutator?
"Great."
perhaps your worm gear is clog
ged."
ono; all clear"
"Got any gasoline in your tank ?"
ffPlenty."
Glow about your circulation?
Cylinder isn't bound, is it?"
ono, sir"
tTires seem all right"
Never better"
"Well, maybe your vibrator isn't
adjusted"
..That's all right"
"Have you looked at your car
buretor ?"
eyes"
elbow about the cam shaft?"
Grand"
"Have you frightened your con-
Meeting rods, examined your clutch
es and gone over the differentials?"
eyes, yes"
The man in the touring car paus-
ed moment and then, looking at
the stranger by the roadside, said
at last, 'SWhat's the matter with
that machine of yours? ?"
"Therc isn't anything the matter
with this machine, but since noon
my wife has been in that house
over there kissing her sisters first
baby goodby When she gets
through, if you are not more than
a thousand miles away and will
leave your address, l will telegraph
or cable you the glad news" New
York Press.