The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-09-22
YoIIy YingIings
BY Yens Yensen.

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tank Az ben ded now bekaus Ay ant
sa somting for long time, hey? No
Stree! Ay ant ben ded yet Ay ben
har all da time. But may brodder
Ola he's ben ded. By Yimminy Ay
hat tew tell bout may brodder Ola!
y see Won time Ay ben boss on da
drive an may brodder Ola he's ben
work for may. Won day Ay send
Ola All Won nodder Svede mans tew
work bout 2 miles from da kamp.
After vile Ay go tew see hows dey
ben get long. Ay find das odder
Svede mans watts nam is Knute sitting
down an smoke his pipe.
:Hullo Knute," Ay say, u tank
Ay goin pay Won dollars an skew
entyfif sents for day for sit roun har
an smoke u pipe? U better hurry
OPP now!'
Oh" he say, "Ay yust wait for
Ola, das ALL"
Yer is Ola?'' Ay say.
oh, Ay not no. he say. Den he
say, Ay see hem go down between
da logs long time ago an he's not
kom bak yet, Az tank he quvit.'
| BY Yimminy vat u tank bout Won
krasy Svede mans lax dat? He's ben
see may brodder go down between
da logs long time ago an he's not go
an pull hem out! Ay Civ hem sack
rite way quvick an den Ay go an
look for Ola. Ay find hem in das
river bout Won miles below da plas
yer he vork-he quvit alrite.
Veil, fallers, by Yimminy Ay tell
u Az hat guide yob now. U see Ay
ben work in das Mirror office now.
q hat tew be smart mans for work
in das kind plas Ay tell dat. All
ola mans vot work in das prenting Of
flee ben guide smart fallers. q see
das editor he's smart mans an he's
guide faller tew Ay tell u dat. Z
see vat das Angelcuss say in das
Century Magazeen? He say das edi-
tor of das Mirror ben guide faller an
awful smart mans. Das rite tew, Ay
no dat. Das no yolly; das all guide
hard soap, all WOOL an a jard vide.
Das Professor Webb he's ben smart
faller tew. But by Yimminy Ay
tell he's been crooked sonofagun
yust da same. He's ben so dam
crooked he tri tew keep out forty
cents from table vat he vas setting
for das Varden's report Won day.
An den das faller vat dey kali
Samson Brownies ben awful fun
ny Taller. Won day he kom tum-
bling down stairs altogether u no in
Won pile and den he say: Das press
man he told may to kom down har
an get a tirtysiX point Italic hair
space, hurry OPT" Den das Professor
Webb say: "Yaah. kom down al
rite, but by golly if make Won more
stunt lax dat IL wont hat no hair.
space or noting else left on he'd"
An den he laf for Won hole hours an
Brown get mad an say he want das
hair space rite away. Den Webb he
say, It's better tax das editors
he'd. Das ola only space for hair We
hat round har." Den he laf for Won
hours more.
Say, fallers, see bout Won dosens
| meestakes on das front side of das
Mirror das first week vat Ay ben in
das prenting office! Veil, see das
editor he's mark all dem meestakes
alrite but u see Ay ant see hem bring
das proof bak an Ay don't fix dem.
So see das may fault. But das
editor he don't get mad, tall. He yust
say: %, das alrite, Yens, dew bet
ter next time. Use guide printer al
rite, u yust make leetle meestake-
das all" SO see he's guide faller
tew work for alrite. He's no hes
bisnes, tew. Ay tell dat. Some
fallers toll may das editor is no guide.
Ven dey toll me dat some more Ay
toll dem dey yust no das editor, dey
ant no das MAN vat is inside das edi-
tor. Ay tell das MAN is Ola ting
vot kounts, not das editor. lSpeak
of man as you find him, not as