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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-24

I would shore hate to be interdooced
as tn best man at a weddin' Some
sucker might make me prove it."-Dea-
con Squash.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-24

1t is a hard climb getting up in the
world, but more painful to have to
climb down again.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-24

Warden Codding assures us that the
convict is not a hopeless individual.
Certainly not; while there's Stubs
there's hope.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-24

History and gossip both repeat them
selves.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-24

Mr.. Spendthrift-Your bill is to me a
great sadness,
Creditor-I only wish it were a settled
Observation-Disclosures Bazaar.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-24

COMING: The day when the tough
turkey and the dull carving knife may
get together.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-24

Pretudice-popular definition: OWNS
the other fellow thinks is his opinion.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-24

We'll, he can send 'em up in the dunl
waiter, can't he?'-Pittsburg Post,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-24

Sometimes, by permitting a little
grass to grow under your feet, you may
postpone the time when it will be grow
Ing over your head. Haste causeth a
hot box.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-24

Visitor-Is this lake in your garden
artificial?
Child of the House-No, stree. It's
real. 1 fell in and got as wet as anv@
thing.-St. Louis Republic.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-24

Gyer-Lghtning recently struck a man
in Kansas and cured him of dyspepsia
Myer-How do you know that?
Gyer-His widow told me.-Chicago
News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-24

Why didn't he wait until New Years
to swear off,
The last time he came home swizzled
his wife painted swapping turtle red
v mnire Ail9 Diue sno turned 1t loose in his
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-24

How does Santa Claus manage :
reach the people who live in flats? II
can't take the presents down the chin
ney."
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-24

Did your ancestors have family tree,
Mr.. Maguire?'' -
Family tree, it is, am? One of ma
ancestors controlled tn intire privilege
Of the Garden of Eden."-Tit- Bits
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-24

Bluffton-I said something to nv wife
last week that offended her and she
hasn't spoken to me since ~
Henpeck-qreat Scott man! You can't
remember what it was, can you?-Puck
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-24

Father-Do you mean to tell me Won
didn't say word when that young man
kissed your
Daughter-Why. dad. how could 1?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-24

Stella-Do you do your Christmas shop
ping early?
Bella-Of course but 1 never buy till
the last minute.-New York Sun.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-24

Young Mother-Tm sorry, Mr.. TopfIoor
cutting his teeth e"
Topfloer "a crusty Carbohydrates it,
The idea OF letting young child have a
knife to play withI-Boston Transcrinf
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-24

Lady with some hesitationl-I-er-
wish to look at some false fringes.
Tactful Salesman-Certainly, madam
Punch
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-10-24

" 1sn Young IeIIers gets a courtin' %
plumb crazy, an that boy Sam O. min
amt no exception" iii9
$50 Sans started. eh?' aueried fb.
nearest neighbor. ms
Starfed?' I should say sou exoIai,,a5
Farmer Corntossel Why. didn't he %
dollar for a toothbrush FIarner, :
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-02
Kearney Boosters
Want the Capital
Large Delegation of Commercial Club
Men Make Automobile Trip
for that Purpose.

KEARNEY, Neb, June 1.-(Speclal.)-A
crowd Of several hundred people gathered
on the streets of Kearney Wednesday
zens of Kearney, who left in forty auto
mobiles on good fellowship excursion,
which will take them over 200 square miles
of central Nebraska soil.
The autos were gorgeously decorated in
red, white and blue and from every point
of vantage streamers floated advertising
the fact that the excursionists belonged to
the Kearney Commercial club and that I'VE
Are for Central Nebraska"
The excursionists were clothed uniformly
In white duck with blue caps encircled by
a white silk ribbon upon which was the
name of the committee Of the Kearney
Commercial club to which the tourist be-
longed. The excursion was planned months
ago and should have been held last week,
but was postponed on account of rain. Its
purpose is to promote good fellowship
among central Nebraska towns and to
unite them in a common cause
The campaign Is for capital removal to a
more central location. With this aim in
view, the publicity committee Of the Com
mercial club ordered $4,000 buttons which
will be distributed in every town visited, so
that within two days practically everybody
in central Nebraska will be wearing a but
ton advertising the fact that Kearney is q
capital city and that the state capital ought
to be moved farther west.
No tonly buttons but bushels of yards OF
silk ribbons with the same legend will be
distffbuted. As~" owe 2" -. go So
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-02
Nebraska

Mr. Cooley another letter in reply to the
Jnnkin answer. The letters already sent
to the St Paul editor would fill an ordinary
weekly newspaper and the fact still re-
mains that Superintendent Manuel, head OF
the boys industrial school, holding office
at the pleasure OF the governor, secured
raft OF contracts from the state Printing
board. OF which Governor Shallenberger is
a member and TO which contracts he en-
tered no objections
Plan Toll Rates.
The Association OF Nebraska Independent
Telephone companies elected Charles II.
Hood Of Lincoln secretary at its meeting
today. a committee was appointed to act
with the Postal Telegraph in making a uni
form basis of charges for transmitting mes
sages over the wires of the two companies.
Mr.. Hood succeeds Secretary Mattlson, who
goes to Omaha to be manager of the indie
pendent company there.
Anti-TubercuIOsIs Crusade.
State Veterinarian Juckines reported to-
day that he had killed some 1400 head of
cattle in the last eight months in an ef-
fort to stamp out tuberculosis. The work
is to continue as long as the money lasts.
Uniform Certificates.
The state institute in session here which
is for the purpose of teaching instructors.
recommended the issuance of uniform GER
tificates by the several states and to push
this idea so it will become law. 1t was also
recommended that emergency certificates
be restricted to teachers who had hereto
fore had certificates.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-02
DEsPoNDENT MAN DRINKS ACID
Then Goes to His House to Bid His
Wife GOOd-Bye-Is in
Bad Way.

SEWARD, Neb., June 1.-(Special mike
Duffy, a man about 90 years of age, tried
to commit suicide this morning about 10
o'clock by drinking an ounce of carbollc
acid.
Mr.. Duffy had been to Bee recently,
where he formerly resided, and secured
work, but for some reason he was despond-
ent. He drank the acid and then went TO
the house and told Mrs. Duffy what he had
done, showing her the bottle and asking
her to kiss him goodbye.
A physician was summoned at once and
used the stomach pump, but, the acid had
been in the stomach so long that the pa
tlent is in a very serious condition.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-02
Very Little Politics.

Judge lambert and Attorney Quacken-
bush of Auburn were her on legal business
today and both are authority for the state
ment that no politics is being discussed in
Nemaha county. MIR. Quackenbush said he
had heard of no petitions for Mr.. Bryan
in the county and, so far as he had talked
to the people. very little interest is being
taken In politics at this time. j. J. LANCER
and f. s. sadIek OF Saline county brought
this same kind OF information from Saline
county. I'VE are just keeping quiet" said
Mr.. sadilek. THE democrats are having
enough trouble for both parties, so we are
not bothering ourselves yet"
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-02
HOIdreRe Girl nrnuneh.

HOLDREGE, Neb, June 1.-(Special)-
News was received yesterday In this city
by relatives that Miss Anna OHare was
drowned late on the afternoon of Decora-
ton day at Kansas City. The sister OF the
girl. Miss Agnes O'Hare, is an employee
of leading hotel here, while the mother,
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-02
And Cooley Has 40 suffer,

H. o. Cooley, editor of the st. Paul Re
publican. is up against II. In his paper Mr..
Cooley made some reference TO the super
intendeht OF the boys Industrial school
bidding on state. printing and securing
big slice OF IL. Labor Commissioner MaUpin,
the watch dog of the administration. at
once attempted to set Cooley right by
taking all blame from the governor, who
"a .the superior officer of the head Of the
IN Strial school and who has the power
10 yfhove him on sight Secretary OF State
Je6klA promptly wrote to Cooley, pointing
out where Maupin had mis-stated the facts
In the case. Now, today, Mr.. Maupln wrote
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-02
otions
From the HundIey Whole
sale Stock

Read these special sale
prices, compare them with
prices quoted by any other
house in the land.
sc Pins, 3 pkgs. for. sc
6 balls Darning Cotton, fast
colors, Thursday at. sc
6 pkgs. Gold Eye Needles sc
II Hat Pins for ...... sc
6 Aluminium Thimbles. sc
6 rolls Cotton Tape. -. sc
3 spools 150-yd. Sewing Silk
Thursday at ..........5c
2 spools Linen Thread. sc
3 spools Machine Thread
200-yd.; on sale at. sc
8 pairs Corset Steels. .....1OG
dozen Nursery Pins. sc
cards Hump Hooks and Eyes
Thursday for .......,...5 SC
6 dozen Pearl Buttons for. sc
zoe Dress Shields, pair. ..... &c
zoe Back Combs, each. SC
zoe Side Combs, pair ..... 1OC
pairs Shoe Laces. Sc
And scores of other equally
great bargains.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-02

James Malone, acting chief Of police has
been elected chief Of police, receiving the
unanimous vote OF the fire board. Malone
hap male COOL as chief OF the department
and for his work he was highly compli-
mented by Mayor Love, who for many
months stood out against voting for hin
as chief OF police. The remainder OF The
Oloroe was reelected. including Captain Nc
CURE who waslhishly praised by the boarC
for his work.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-06-02
To Keep out of jail.

James q. Emerson, arrested on charge
OF forgery in Fremont, has applied to the
supreme court for his release from jail by
habeas corpus proceedings and the court
ms set the hearing for Monday afternoon.
= According to the petition filed by Elmer
son, he was arrested and bound over TO the
district court under a bond of $25, which
he gave. Upon leaving the court room
he was again arrested without warrant
and lodged In jail His attorney instituted
habeas corpus proceedings before Judge
Hollenbeck. who ordered the man released
In the meantime, however the county at
torney raised objection to the amount of
the bond and Judge Hollenbeck continued
this case over. sending the man back to
jan The attorneys for Emerson allege
that Judge Hollenbeck had no authority
to increase the bond. as it had been fixed
nv the county fudge,
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1910-11-24
181 Acres,

more on less fully described ng courses and
distances l1l said Deed ~ Trust. -tE4g.- and
excepting however, loHt th. $50. @. all tuat
part or strip %. rae surface thereon of rlo
&JCN. ae-. ribbed land. watch lies southeast
WurliE Ut the following described lines:
bagiUuiu- for the same at "a point i'm the
5th lime OF the land above described, which
point Is NurfuWg5tWBitI\. I5U feet. AT right
angles, from the middle 3f tuemaiu track of
the Western Maryland Railroad Company
as now located. ana running thence with the
curves of said railroad at the .iual distance
OF Isl rect, dJ right angles, ifun the middle
of said Railroad, as now located. through
that portion OF the land above described
which was included within the lines of the
tract called The Addition to Paradise, to
the 9TH line Of the said tract cal ed beech
wood thence reversing SAID Bth line Of
"BecCHWOOd. to point which is north
WestWardly, 100 feet. At right angles. from
the middle of said Railroad, as now located,
and running thence with the curves of said
Railroad, at the equal distance of 100 feet, at
right angles, from the middle of said Rail
road. as now located, through the said tract
called 'BeechwOod.' ana thence continuing
through that portion OF the said tract called
1.-THE Addition to Paradise which was
originally Military Lot No 1913, at the equal
distance OF 100 feet, at right angles, from the
middle OF said Railroad, as now located. to
a point in the 2nd line of said Military Lot
No. 1878 which said point is northwest
wardly, 100 feet, at right angles, from the
middle of said Railroad, as now located.
,. All that other lot of ground in German,
the same being One-half of Lot No. B. as
designated on Lewis Nydegger's Plat Of the
First Addition to ElkinS," as recorded
among the Land Records of Garrett county,
Maryland, bounded as follows:
Beginning at a stake West of the County
road and corner to Lot No. 3 thence with
by the road, thence with said road, North
% West, 81 feet to stake by the road,
thence South Is West, poles to a stake,
thence South p East, 81 feet to the begin
ming. containing
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1910-11-24
Notice to Creditors.

This is to give notice, That the subscriber
hath obtained from tie Orphans Court OF
Garrett county, Maryland, letters of ud-
miuistratiOn ON the estate C.
ROBERT W. NOUN
late of Garrett county. deceased. All per
sons having claims against the deceased
are hereby warned to exhibit the same, with
the vouchers thereon duly authenticated
to the subscriber. on or before the 9Th day
OF April. 1911; they may otherwise by
law be excluded from al benefit OF said eS-
tate. All persons knowing themselves in
debted to said estate are requested to make
immediate payment.
Given under my hand this 18th day Of
October, 1910.
j. +. BISHOP,
Administrator,
KitZmiller Md.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1910-11-24
Clearance Sale Of Valuable MerChan.
disc, Vehicles, Stoves, Etc.

We will offer at Public Auction on
Saturday, November 18th, beginning at
10 O'Clock a. M, a lot of Hats and Caps,
dry goods consisting of Flannels, Out
ings, Waistings, Dress Goods and quite
a few remnants of various kinds, Shoes,
Gum Goods, Winter Underwear, and
considerable line of Boys Clothing.
Also one Buggy, one Light Wagon, one
Light Sled, one Road Wagon, one
Double Heater for coal, one Single
Heater, one large Burnside, one lot sec
ond hand Lamps. Many goods will be
sold regardless of price Come and get
some bargains, Terms cash on day of
sale or four month note approved by
the undersigned will be accepted.
Very truly yours,
ct CUPPETT, LEIGHTON & Co.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1910-11-24

Notice to Creditors.

This is to give notice. That the subscriber
OF Garrett County Marplany, hath OBJ
tanned from the Orphans Court OF Garrett
cOuntyin Maryland, letters Of Administration
on the personal estate of
FREAkLTN STTER, S~E
late of Garrett County. deceased. All per
sons having claims against the deceased are
hereby warned to exhibit tile same with the
vouchers thereof legally authenticated to
the subscriber. on or before the day llth Of
May. next; they may otherwise by law
be excluded from all benefit of said estate
All persons knowing themselves indebted to
said estate are requested to make immediate
payment.
Gwen under my hand this 10th day. of
November, 1910.
LUCINDA SUFFER-.
Administrators.
HONrs. Md.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1910-11-24
Notice to Creditors.

This is to give notice, That the subscriber
hath obtained from the Orphans Court of
Garrett County, in Maryland, Letters tesla
mentary on the estate of
SARAH MOSSER,
late of Garrett County, deceased. All per-
sons having claims against the deceased are
hereby warned to exhibit the same, with the
vouchers thereof duly authenticated to the
subscriber. on or before the 2ith day of May
1871; they may otherwise by law be eX
cluded from all benefit of said estate. All
persons knowing themselves indebted to
said estate are requested to make immediate
payment.
November 1910.
SAMUEL a. MILLER.
Administrator.
Accident, Md.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1910-11-24
Notice to Creditors.

This is to give notice, That the subscriber
Garrett county. Maryland, hath obtained
from the Orphans Court OF Garrett county,
in Maryland, letters Of Administration ON
the personal estate OF
CLFANER II POOL,
late of Garrett Co., Nd, deceased. All per
sons having claims against the deceased are
hereby warned to exhibit the same, with the
vouchers thereof legally authenticated to
the subscriber. on or before the Eth day OF
April, next; they may otherwise by law
he excluded from all benefit of said estate.
All persons knowing themselves indebted to
said estate are requested to make immedi-
ate payment.
Given under my hand ,5his 18th day Of
November, 1910.
GERTRUDE f. POOL,
Administrative,
kitZmiller, Md.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1910-11-24
One-Eighth of an Acre,

more or less.
+ The above described surface is covered
with considerable timber. and is excellent
grass land, and the town lot will make de-
sirable building site.
TERMS OF ALEC Cash on day of sale. but
terms may he made whereby portion of
the purchase money may be carried on
credit for reasonable time. upon proper
security satisfactory to the undersigned.
EDWARD H. SINCELL,
Trustee.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1910-11-24

| Teacher and Master were answered
| and foiled they merely acknowledged
their defeat by their silence The an
swer was not, as imperfcctly trans
! lated in our Common Yersi0n-The
Kingdom of heaven is riHW yop hyp-
! ocritical pharisces. hut, My Kingdom,
the Kingdom of hcavcu. Of which an
the King, will not oppc9r al all. l,
| will Dc au invisible Ein~dom-it comes
not with observation or outward show.
Ye shall neither say, 10, it is here
! nor. Lo il is there; for it viii be every
where iii he midst of You, amongst
you, invisible bUt all-powcrful luke
xvii. 20-22).
Truly, what manner of man was
this. and what manner Of message and
Kingdom was his. so different from
anything the Jews had ever expected?
Can we Wonder that only compare
lively small proportion Of them were
in the heart attitude to receive this
message respecting a Spiritual King
| dom? We cannot wonder, Even his
most intimate disciples did not grasp
the depth Of his teaching until. after
his death and resurrection, they. at
PentecoSt, received the special en-
| lightenment foretold for the servants
| and handmaidens JOel ii. 20).
Then understood they the true depth
or the teachings of him who Spake as
never man Spdke. Then they comprc-
hepded that he was the only bcgotten
Son Of God who. in obedience to the
Divine PROGRAM for Israel and the
world, had left the heavenly courts
and glory OF the spirit nature aud been
made teSh-"Ihe man Christ Jesus
Il Timothy il, ". Then they under
stood, not only That he was IL rcrfe't
man, nui 'h|'' through me Amounting
OF the holy spirit which came upon
him ut baptism, he was indeed Gods
Amounted, the antitypical Priest, anti
| typical Prophet and antitNNiral King
not that he was these in tine .I"sh, hut
that the new spirit nature, hegotteu
III him THROUGH that amounting, was
perfected in the resurrection, and That
1t is the @lorilcd Christ on tn" spirit
| plane who Will accomplish all the
great things predicted through the
| prophets, blessing all Israel and all ma
lions, in Gods due time. Then they
understood the meaning Of the Mas
terS words to the Roman Governor,
My Kingdom is not Of this Age; if it
were then my servants would fight
for me and | should not be delivered
to death. Then they perceived that
his Kingdom will he not the less real
and powerful, but the more so. be
cause heavenly one a spiritual one,
which, in due time, in the Age to
come. will operate through the nation
of Israel, just as was originally prom
ised and expected
IsraePs HOPES Merely Deferred.
The Apostles discerncd that the
hopes of their nation were not blasted.
not destroyed. but will all have full
| fillment. though the time Of fulfilling
| was deferred. They saw that in or
der to make the Mcsslnc blessing as
great as God intended that it shoGld
be worldwide and unto eternal life
it was necessary that a great sacri-
fee for sins should he madc-a sacri-
| fee typed for centuries in lSraers
Atoncmcnt Day sacrifices-a sacrifice
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1910-11-24
"THE OLD ORCHARD"

/. Military Lot No. 1903. containing 80
acres, more or less.
2. All that part of a tract of land called
"SWANTON," adjoining the above
mentioned parcel, described as fol
lows: Beginning for the same at
white oak tree. the beginning Of Mill
tary Lot No. 1903, and running thence,
North 81 degrees West, 500 perches to
stake on the North side of Crab Tree
creek, North Do degrees West, q
perches to the Oakland and Swanton
road, and with said road North 50 de-
grees East, 9 perches, North 653 de-
grees East, Is perches, North III de-
grees East, q perches, North 335 de-
grees East 20 perches, North 50 de
grees East Is perches, North 81 de
grees East, Is perches, North 70 de-
grees East, 26 pcrches, thence leaving
said road, South 10 degrees East, 50
perches, South 324 degrees West, 1856
perches, North II degrees West, p
perches, thence by a straight line to
the beginning, containing 43 acres,
more or less.
\ large part Of this land has been cleared
ana is improved by Il house, stable and
orchard. ana is most desirahly located.
TERMS OF SALE, as prescribed by the
Deed of TruSt-CdSh on the day of sale. but
ARRANGEMENTS can he made whereby part
OF the purchase money may he carried on
mortgage
EDWARD II. SMELL, Trustee.