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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-10-22
BrdGhtside and His Boy : :;. S::s .G!;:$
d. LAFAYETTn PARKs.


II wonder who 30 many young men in
New York carry walking sticks2'' begins
BriEhtside, as saDlent Son sinks into the
easy chair, ready for the daily verbal
shower bath,
Crippled IN the cocoeHut," tersely re-
torts Son. feeling for q match to starr the
torch burning.
when / was boy" says Father remit
nlseently. nobody ever thought OF carry
ing a cane unless he was lame"
THE chap that hobbies down. TO work on
a cane is lame, all right" says Son. cheer
fully. hut IT'S up in the beam. where every
bone has got a crack I'm IT, How l do love
those lads who stroll into the office swing
ing ivory-headed walking sticks. They
always remind me Of a pair Of twins"
why should one youth ana a cane sug-
Eest twinsY'' queries poor, innocent papa.
Because the heads OF both are solid
ivory" answers Son.
1T doesn't look very business like to
me-" complains Father.
'.Pd rather have my hired men come
down TO toll carrying fishing rods" sug-
gests Son. They'd look then as II they
were on their way and knew whore they
were going which / can't say for the cane
carrying idddos."
II should think a stick would be a good
deal OF a nuisance" further objects Father.
Not half so much as the bright eyed
boy that swings II. remarks Son. He
takes up half the sidewalk when he strolls
along Broadway Tor fear some OF the
skirts won't see how pretty he looks.
There's a big bunch OF chaps IN this town
who think all they have 10 do 10 make a
nit with the DANES Is 10 flash a SIS cane"
81 fan TO see how that would impress a
sensible girl" Is Fathers belief.
every little bit OF toggery has mean
ing OF its own" huns Son. with some
OF the sweet young things the cane bluff
goes That's why q lot OF six-bucks-a-
week boys save up their dimOs until they
can buy cane and make flash. Then
they take the girl out walking. but they
never spend a cent"
surely young men get over that form
OF foolishness before very long" Father
hopes.
ITS one Of the most deadly habits
known TO man" declares Son, Victims
seldom recover and few reform. There is
no cure for IL"
III looks rather silly for man 10 come
down 10 his office iu the morning leaning
on A waIking stick" observes Father.
"Au tuckered out before he starts 70
walk" sufmises SON IF I were the boss
and one OF my slaves came IN with a cane
Ia ring up an ambulance and send him
home. I'd also tell him when he got rested
enough 20 hobble down 90 work without a
erutch he could come back on the Job II
he didn't think that could ever happen he
,ould begin looking for a kind hearted boss
willing 10 supply his help with easy chairs
and foot rests
Th0ughusss youths might think oaRs
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-10-22
Rev. John p. clyde, Minister of Ply
mouth Congregational Church, Omaha.

uVubh ConEEeE hbAohhA NAuAoAt NAa@AAs
would lift heavy burdens from the shout
ders Of his fellows; or the business man
in the establishment Of that which would
meet some need OF society or the farmer,
glad in the soil which he had claimed
from its baroness, knowing that because
Of his toll he had made a contribution to
the comfort and progress OF the race.
What is worth while? What is hfes
meaning? What Is success? Just this,
the conscious acceptance Of our work,
day by day as a God-given task. Henrik
Isben puts it in verse:
Mans work is what he's fashioned for
and paradise for him lies there
| A part of every mans divine birthright
is 70 feel that his daily toll fits into the
program OF his Creator No man has a
right to employ another in a task which
he may not perform In such spirit as to
realize the dignity and glory Of labor. This
leads to some conclusions:
| First-All must work. The life which
knows no honest toll, misses life's meaning
The one who has never bent himself to a
| task until the muscles have ached and
the brain reeled, knows not the highest
glory Of life. The preacher who looks into
/ the faces of men and women in the pews
who have toiled harder than he. has nc
business In the pulpit. There is no place
in this world for the speculator whose
wit or luck enables him to live from others
toll no place for the rich mans son whC
would live idly on what others have &C
cumulated; no place for the poor mans
son who says, the world owes me a livinG
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-10-22

gives them an air Of Importance" Father
says by way OF excuse.
My idea OF a two spot" explains Son.
rs cane walking down the street with a
chap dressed up In one of those fuzzy LIDS
and a wallpaper pattern vest That's one
OF the times when your little Willie has
to unite his goat or make loud cries for
help"
Women have absurd fashions, but moth
ing to my mind that equals the cane" is
Fathers opinion.
Hook up a skirt leading one of those
chew-chew dogs on a pink ribbon and q
guy twirling a bone headed cane" asserts
Son, and you've got my idea Of one and
one makes nothing.
Copyright 1910, by the N. Y. Herald CO..
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-10-22
Daily Health Hint

Keep on exercising Is the doctrine
preached by DR.. Woods Hutchinson IN the
Real Danger OF Athletics" emphasizing
very strongly the danger OF letting 60
He says;
vigor and vitality OF the English nation
Is their attitude toward sports ana games
In the open air not merely In childhood
and In youth, but through all ages. down
70 the very end OF hfe."
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-10-22

I-Why They're Missed"
Old maids in divers places
I've met. and though I've found
Some have thin, faded faces,
While some have fat and round
Through every changing season
I'm sure i must insist
There's but one single reason
That stl these maids are missed"
a slNes me greatest pleasure
To tell you Why-uhem!
tbs some ones missed "A treasure
In every one OF them!
Il-Change of Attitude.
Out on the marsh the hunter gay
Nov lies about his blind.
And waits until his 1eathered prey
Comes Winging down the wind.
I say he lies about his blind
To shoot the southbound duck,
But when he leaves the marsh behind
He lies about his luck
HI~-rhe Other Way About
Some folk would choose the law thought
best
For an OF US, nor worry
About the choice o. all the rest:
But there would be furry
III some retormer, stern and true
Should cherish as his mission
A merry little movement 20
Prohibit prohibition.
-ChieaGo NsWA
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-10-22

BY BoBBIE BABBLE.
In Paris she's a midinette,
In New York she's a shOpgirl, yet
So modish in her tailor gown
You might suppose she motored down
From stOckbridge, or Tuxedo Park,
Newport or some such place-but harkl
Her speech betrays her humber rank.
-"Goils, my floor walker is a crankl
Il worked until I nearly dropped,
When round my counter quick he popped
And sees me. Miss Chatty, you
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-10-22
A stop order.

Maud-Tom had me talk into q phono-
graph 90 he can hear my voice while I'm
away.
Clara-How lovely! And he can stop the
maohinei-Puok.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-10-22

TO
Of ohe V
and
In a
certainly youthful charm
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-10-02

Pathological Arithmetic.
Peach plus lemon equals 1 pear.
1 pear divided by North Dakota
equals 2 lemons.-Judge.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-10-02
Seven Siamese Beauties.

5 "The Favorite Daughters of the
King Of Siam" is the picture which
few tourists who visit Bangkok fail to
bring away from that city. 1t has
been burned into porcelain ware, and
as whole and in sections has been
used to decorate all sorts of articles,
useful and ornamental. The picture
shows seven girls, all about IA years
old all wearing white shirt waists,
black knickerbockers and white shoes
and stockings, and all with their long
black hair loose upon their backs.
They are grouped about an easel in
drawing room furnished in modern
European style, looking exceedingly
conscious Of their garments. On the
postal cards which bear this picture
the title is "Siamese Royal Beauties"
New York Tribune.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-10-02
The Gravy TickIed His Palate.

A certain Doctor c. was once
reading a very strenuous paper on
total abstinence before clerical club
so the story goes-when the enter
tainer went out to tell his wife how
many she was to provide for at sup
per.
What are they doing?" she asked,
and was told the subject of the es-
say. What shall 1 do?" she cried
Here have branded peaches, and
it is toe late to change"
Make no change" said her hus-
band. "It will be all right"
The essayist had the post of honor
at the right of the lady of the house,
and she presented him with a dish
of the peaches. After a while she
said to him, Doctor c., won't you
allow me to give you some of these
peaches?"
Thank you," he replied "They
are excellent"
A little later she said, Doctor c.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-10-02
MISSOURI AND ITS FRUIT
Horticultural Exhibit at the State Fair
In Sedalia, Mo.

An interesting feature of the state
fair at Sedalia next week will be the
horticultural exhibit of the Univer-
sity of Missouri. 1t will be in the
dairy building and N. w. Koelke will
have charge of it.
Specimens of fruit in glass jars will
be shown-grapes, apples, peaches,
and other varieties adapted to Mis-
souri,. There will be collections show
ing orchard diseases and instructions
regarding remedies for them. Demon
strations of the results of spraying
apples trees to prevent fungus growths
will be made by exhibiting apples that
have grown on sprayed trees and those
that have not.
Enlarged photographs will illustrate
the methods of the culture of orchards
on the Horticulture grounds. There
will be fruit trees showing the right
| and wrong ways of pruning. Charts
on canvas with the comparative statis-
tical results of the right and wrong
methods of the treatment of orchards
will be shown. Sets of plaster casts
will illustrate typical specimens of the
varieties of apples originating in Mis-
souri,. Another part of the exhibit
will be home canning apparatus de-
signed by the department of horti.
culture at the University. A man will
demonstrate the method of canning
showing how large quantities of fruit
may be preserved at small expense
Samples will be shown of the fruit
canned by this process.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-10-02
CAMP IN THEIR BACK YARD

Family Forsake Beautiful Home and
Live Under Canvas Each Year.
For the third season Mr.. and Mrs.
Fred w. Trauschke and their four chill
dren are occupying their camp in the
rear of their residence, 81 Clyde street,
Springfield. With the improvements
that have been made, this camp en-
braces all the conveniences to be found
in modern dwelling.
The idea of forsaking their beau
tiful home and living beneath canvas
originated three years ago, when Mrs.
Trauschke, who had been victim of
asthma for many years, became SO i'll
that life out of doors was considered
the only relief for her malady.
Mrs. Trauschke. in speaking of the
camp. said: Camp life has become
a necessity to me because of my asth-
matte affections. During the winter
months l am not troubled with asth-
ma, which is prevalent only in the
summer. I have been so benefited by
camp life that 1 begin living in the
camp early in the spring.
Another feature of the camp life is
the club for boys which Mr. Trauschke
formed several years ago, as an in
ducement to the boys of the neighbor-
hood to keep out of the Connecticut
and OFF the streets. We. allow the
children to use the big lawn in front
of the camp and, after playing for
hours in the sun they use the shower
bath in the tent, at the north end of
the camp.
LAS the pipes are exposed to the
sun there is long and continuous flow
of warm water into the shower bath
tent and a score of boys can battle
without injury after indulging in their
games in the open air.
"As for protection, our two big
Danes, Jumbo, who weighs 1877 pounds
and his brother, Bouncer, who weighs
two pounds less, are better than all
the fire and burglar alarms ever in
vented. They seem to know who is
wanted around here and who is not
desired.-Boston Globe.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-10-02
Blackburn Disappointed Them.

Il think l was great disappoint-
ment to the army doctors down in the
Canal Zone" said former Senator Joe
Blackburn yesterday, while discussing
his experiences as governor of Panama
with some of his Louisville friends.
They say lot about the unhealth-
full climate in the zone," said Mr..
Blackburn, land about the malarial
conditions down there. l want to say
that l never had better health in my
life. When l went down there the
army surgeons said, Lay in supply
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-10-02
EDITORS COMMITTEE TO MEET

Dean Walter Williams of National As
ISOLATION Calls a Conference.
The committee on reorganization of
the National Editorial Association has
been called by Dean Walter Williams.
of the School of Journalism of the Uni
yersity of Missouri, to meet at the
Southern Hotel, St Louis, Friday even
ing. October 81. The other members
of the committee are Sheridan
Ploughe, of Hutchinson, Kas.; Joe
Mitchell Chapple, of the National Mag
azine, Boston; w. F. PARROT, of the
Waterloo. Iowa, Reporter; A. Nevin
Pomeroy, OF Mechanicsburg, Pa, and
the president of the association, John
P. Baumgartner. of the Santa Ana,
Cal, Register.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-10-02
MOTORS KILL THREE
Crusade Started Against
F; Grand Prix Race in
New York.
BY United Press.

NEW YORK, Oct. because three
men were killed and six others were
dangerously injured in motor races to-
day it is probable that a crusade to
prevent the running of the Grand Prix
automobile races, here, October Is will
be started.
A score of injured persons who saw
the races are in the hospitals as re-
suit of today's events. The racing ma
chimes ran into crowd of spectators.
Regardless of these accidents, w. X
Vanderbilt, founder of the trophy de
clares he will proceed with the plans
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-10-02
may l not give you another peach?" :
mo, l thank you," said he apollo
getically, "but will take a little more
of the gravy" -Harpers for October.
Couldn't Stand Exposure.

The member of the legislature, OF
whom some graft stories had been cir.
culated, was about to build a house. :
"You will want southern expos
ure, l suppose?" asked the architect.
mo, sir!" said the man. 'If you
can't build this house without any ex-
posture I'll get another architect"
Yonkers Statesman.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-10-02

When you see ALBA T. FOUNTAIN
think of Insurance and Real Estate.
Buy This: Modern 12-room house.
East front, close to business and close
to schools. House now filled with Is
good. regular boarders, most of the
furniture goes with the house, price
$500.
I have a good modern fve-room
house for rent at $40. See me quick,
ALBA T. FOUNTAIN REAL ESTATE
AND INSURANCE
Oil Broadway (ady.)
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-10-02
SELECT E. T. STEELE
New President of Agricultural Club
Is Named.

New President OF Agricultural Club
Is Named.
f. T. Steele was elected president
of the Agricultural club of the Uni
versity of Missouri Friday night. Other
officers elected are: Vice-president,
H. P. Davis; secretary, v. j. Klein
schmidt; treasurer, George Rhoades;
sergeant at arms, Don Magruder.
The date of the annual barn-warm-
ing was set for October IA. This year
the barn-warming will be modified on
account of the larger number Of stu
dents. Instead of dance, the event
will be in the nature of an old-fash-
toned country party. Taffy-pulling,
corn husking, and similar amusements
have been planned.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-10-02

of quinine at once and begin taking
it-you won't last ii you DON'T
"Well," continued Mr.. Blackburn, Il
didn't lay in the supply and didn't take
a dose of it while there. Neither did
I have the shakes. l imagine my ex-
perience is still a wonder to the doc
tors of the zone."-Louisville Times.
The evening world., 1910-12-06
ARE YOUR
NOSTRILS
Clicked?

WHY do You insist on having the germ, filtered
~, " oi you, dlnklng water aud pay, no attention
Breathe " ''
The air YOU breathe contain, ten lime. Is many
disease germs as does the drinking water. Drink
ing water hs' Typhoid germ, the air often oon-
,alns me germs OF Tubtrculosis. ,irippe germs,
the germs Of ~iniantle Pari,S.. ' ""'
nSr every person that dies Of disease
thinking water. NIFTY others die or are
made invalid. for life from taking disease
sern,s into the system from the mir they
breathe. Most or the diseases people com
tract are from the on cause -unhltereJ
air.
There is no Excuse for eathing u~nfiltered air.
When YOU were crattd nature understood The
Importance of having the germs filtered. out u
4 air filters. TGese an in YOUR nosiiis and II
Kept in order they filter t9e air as thoroughly as
out OF Your drinking water.
Il !, when your ,%po;trl. are closed. or when
your nostrils are filled with discharge or dried
discharge. that the air filters becomc closed and
choked and useless. With such nostrils disea~s
unchaliensed INTO the Throat snd car tubes and
lungs. Ia one they. cause throat trouble. in an.
IL your nasal filters are out OF order from swol-
rrpair them. / have written a hook on tits sub,
iect. q copy Of which | will mail you free on re.
quest for same.
Experience has shown me that a mild. palnles ~
Tn atnent will do mote toward freeing tile nostrils
caustiC. Electricity and medicine properly applied
under ny plan will usually 10 the work. This
%pugilist, Mr.. James !. Jeffries, whose closed nos.
irls ! opened without causing him the least pain.
The following IS an interesting case u obstructed
n%ostrils treated. by. me recently:
When Mr.. W. j. l,urgan first consulted me four
months ago he said: II have had trouble with nv
nostriis a. Ear lsck IS I could rinenlst. Ny
and would lie down one nosyi would c5te en-.
tirly; About three year, ag9 BEGAN 10 notice
The evening world., 1910-12-06
Wines and Liquors
Pure California

hinCs
~ 'l. Gallon.
PORT, SHERRY,
ANGELICA, NUSCATEL
and InKAY
The evening world., 1910-12-06
HOUSEWIVES WAR
FORCES REDUCTION
N BUTTER PRICES
Fancy and Other Grades
Down Because Women Are
| :, Using Substitutes.


ny refusing 10 pays " cents u
pound housewives OF New YORK CITY
nave FORCED a hVe-cent reduction IN 'he
wholesale price OF butter. The reduction
went into effect to-day. So fearful are
the wholesalers that the grocer will in
slst ON. his high nri,e that they want
the fullest publicity.
The only reason for the reduction"
said a jay street commission merchant,
sis that thousands of people are using
eubstitutes rather than pay IS and ~
cents a pound for butter. Oleomarger-
ine, peanut butter and jams are taking
the place of butter. There really has
been no excuse for the grocers charging
40 cents for the past month. About
six weeks ago the Wholesale price of
butter went up to 80 l-2 cents. but only
for four days. Since then the grocers
have been insisting oil getting the top
price
According TO the new schedule the
best butter is sold wholesale to-day for
30 cents a pound. Allowing a charge
for carriage and buying from Joopers
the grocer should get MS butter Tor
81 l-2 cents. so mat at a proht OF .
cents the grocer can soil the oest sraue
OF creamery butter Tor 10 L. cents
suffers From Boycott
The housewives took the matter into
their own hands, continued this COM
mission man. and determined that
there was no real reason Tor paying
such a high price, and consequently the
butter market has suffered conslneiapiy
from this boycott. Get people educated
TO do without certain articles ana 'heS
VIII do so Tor a iohg tlhe'
The cut also aHects 'he cheape'
grades OF butter so that seconu sr'ue
49, . 49, na,au or,oo
a,ioa,,r oro-.e,, nroat IN the grocer.
Go ahom, ., 10 conts,
wa o,d tbat we mus, also educate
IN. people regarding eggs" said the
commission man. with us II is "A aues-
,ion OF s~elf-defense. The housewives
will not pay. prices that they think are
and in many respects the
grocer is responsible for considerable
OF the dissatisfaction. The grocer, in
the hope of getting higher prices, will
not enlighten his customer. Just now
the hipments from the outhyes but
. a : soon as these shinments ar. 20.
. ,oiyed ,here sb,uid he n DION
..r,. hou.ort,o - o. a..
,. -. -
The evening world., 1910-12-06
DR.. j. G. Mccoy

III Fla'iron Building. Broadway and I'D street,
New York.
Hours-Monday, Wednt slay and Friday. . \.
NJ. to \ l.. NJ. tn. slaS, THURSDAY and saturday
o A. NJ. TO 9 =. NJ: SUNDAYS. 10 A. NJ. to !.
noon.
The evening world., 1910-12-06
New PruneS

FANCY CALIFORNIA PRuNES- tSc
S0-lh. hoN, - 10; 2 lhs. ..,,,.. icN
BEST SANTA CLARA pRUNES- DC |
2s.lb. boN sos; , l5......... ccI
NEW OREGOS u ALLAN
ar PFRu 4. 2''I0'''oN' s'''oi soc
NEW SANTA CLARA PRuNEs- oSc |
2S-lh.-hoN. SOS; , hS.....,., -"S
The evening world., 1910-12-06

family patent; guaranteed equal 10 an
brand in The market; Dbl, s67s; e..
h.hbl, $3.50; "a. hhi bag ,..,, Oo~
PURE BREAK Asst COCDA-Foun,ain
qualify; 3-.b. net-we'G1' can, ST. 1Sc
la-lh. net weight Fan .."......,,.,- iO>
NEW HOLLAND HERRING all Mich
eners, ksg, So; S10- .pt Mixed 71c
herring, k~eg....,..,.. ..~,...t..,.
FLORIDA SWEET ORA%IES O.. box, 200
oranges, s29s; hllf -hoy, Si.G0; o1c
dozen -'N
The evening world., 1910-12-06
ARE YOU
GOING DEAF?

long ago learned that to improve, the hearing
fn u sih ihs, c mga,grS ont lT 10 bon LIQUID Ge useful:
,ns ne ear and iorYins qnfn the ear tubes I'D
| developed a method Of %trciting deafness in which
there was no We Of instruments, NO as-agc Of hol.
low lube, through The no,trls and INTO The "a
tubes; such mcl>trtS do not cure deafness, but too
often forcc the germs Of disease up into the ,ars.
iloI, successful my method OF treating deafness and
n,tad noises Is viii be told IN the case of NJ.
Brown.
When Mr. W. II. Brown fr.t consulted me he
said: My hearing has been hal since tGe battle ct
Gets .bura in 1865. Several years aftor the battIl
IN my rigit ear we're like tue tapping of a hti and
ihe noise n M, ldt car was Ike, bee. bulzing. NJ
hearing got 50 bad that people had to speak ycry
loud 70 me. and Would have 70 ask tl.fn two OF
IYl o% d i,i'e; ;n dyer to tow i'" 5.S out V MA. t RSso wee ,s s9'i Ing;
that in order to hear my little alarm clock, to tell
whether it was running. l had to press it right up
NJ; Brown, was place. under my method o,
iSSs"r,ead' that hap be 6s'S eaa f now Il @'R hs sln nas g Sld,ssii
ticS, whlci Is In the kitchen; while lying in bed.
s!aaty troubled him are sladuaiiy disappearing.
lie avs mat he hears better now than he la,
Loity,ninih street, New York CHS. The case OF
rtatment will often accomplish In cases of dcaf.
ness Of long standing and in persons advanced ia
years.
Thi. !; who ! am and What ! eayc 1s9ss'
was the prize winner Of my class. won in com
uettNe examination tls position Of Physician ~
Bellevue hospital. where | served in 1879 and
1850.
have made a specially Of disease a the nose.
throat and ear for thirty years. decided the best
wa, / could tell the people who | was and what |
had done was ~ advtrtise in the daily papers.
The following interview with Prof. LOOMS win
explain what he thuuyht OF ne:
New Nosk void. -eut. ., lS9i.)
.Prof. Ioomis of the University Of New
York, the great specialist. said, In aliuding
to medical men who advertise: DIR. Me-
fnx fnr intfunRa. IL al nDIe mnn. well
educated. u thorough scientist and u first
class ply stefan. lie Is u graduate OF Belle
yue Hospital. lie ndyrrtises. does an I'M
mense business, and l. doing much good
II YOU suffer from DISTRACTED nostrilS. diseased
nostrils. are going deaf or have head noises. or
have u bad throat, and you tlnnk my training and
experience should make me a good doctor, | vii
be pltasel 10 haze You visit my office. II viii
cost You nothing for an examination aud advice.
II yuu reside ont of the ct' write me and !
will be pleased to advise you by letter concerning
nm nlnlltlnn-
The evening world., 1910-12-06

The following interview with Prof. LOOMS viii
explain what he thuuyht OF ne:
LNIM An.L M-lll -a-L- . 1Nll