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The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07
GENERAL News.

The only brother of Pope Plus X
and his two sisters celebrated New
Years day with him at the Vatican.
Some 800 employees of the New York
Central railroad and its affiliated lines
we're retired from active service by
the new pension order which became
effective January 3rd.
Charles Wyman Morse, former 'ice
king" and Millionaire banker. at noon
January Sd began serving q 15-year
sentence in the Atlanta federal prison
for violation of the national banking
laws.
A new animal. that has been named
the "Otocyon Rooseveltus," has been
discovered in British East Africa by
the Smithsonian African scientific ex-
bedition, under the leadership Of Col.
Theodore Roosevelt. 1t is q small
c2 hivorus mammal. closely resem-
E!ing fox.
Judge Hazel in the United States
Court at Buffalo, N. Y, on the Sd inst.
granted the preliminary injunction
asked for by the Wright brothers,
against the Herring -Curtiss Company
and Glenn H. Curtiss, restraining
them from manufacturing and selling
asroplanes.
Mary McCluskey, who was kid
mapped 16 months ago. when she was
three months old, was found few
days since by the police in Brooklyn.
Four persons are under arrest. The
child's mother let q woman take the
baby out one day and neither had
been seen by her since.
]. P. Morgan. Thomas F. Ryan and
Levi P. Morton linked hands in New
York on the Sd inst in a trust COM
pany merger which unites resources
Of $15O.0O0,000. 1t is triple combina-
ton, bringing the Guaranty Trust
and the Fifth Avenue Trust Company
under one head, with the title Of the
Guaranty Trust Company.
The Non-Conformist Anti-Socialist
Union of Great Britain has been or
ganized in London to fight socialism
in all its forms. 1t will try to prevent
the use of churches and school rooms
for holding political meetings.
Because he could not remember
part of his address, which he was to
deliver at a banquet on New Years
day at Georgetown, KY. Judge John
c. Xovis, 80 years old, shot and killed
Hmm elf. Judge vows was one Of the
best known members of the Kentucky
bar aud we'll known as an after-dinner
speaker
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07
tuberculosis Death Rates.

The death rate from tuberculosis
among men employed in occupations
exposed to municipal and general or
ganic or street dust is higher than
among other employed males. accord,
ing to a recent bulletin of the bureau
of labor of the department of com.
merce and labor. The percentage of
deaths from consumption among
males exposed to organic dust is %
while the percentage for all males
in the registration area is 14.S. The
percentage of deaths from tuberculo
sis among workers exposed to metal
Tic dust is very much higher
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07
A pessimistic View.

Among the patients in a certain hos
pital of Harrisburg there was recently
one disposed to take a dark view of
his chances for recovery.
Cheer up, old mani" admonished
the youthful medico attached to the
ward wherein the patient lay. Your
symptoms are identical with those Of
my own case four years ago. was
just as sick as you are. Look at me
now!"
The patient ran his eyes over the
physicians stalwart frame. What
doctor did you have?" he finally asked.
feebly.-Illustrated Sunday Magazine.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07
BUILT UP GREAT BUSINESS
Frederick Mayer 0eot and snss Gem
psHy . Monument - GsrmsA
Thrift and Industry.

That the key to real business success il
often based on = sound principle, rather
than money, il hest illustrated by the re-
production of the following biographical
sketch of Frederick Mayer founder Of the
+. Mayer Boot L Shoe Company, repro
American National Alliance:
Frederick Mayer, founder of the fac
tories at Milwaukee and Seattle now bear
ing his name, came to this country from
Niernstein, Hessen Darmstadt. in May,
1851, and immediatel. proceeded to Milwau-
kee, Wisconsin, where he entered the en-
ploy of 4. Suhm as = journeyman shos-
maker.
The spirit that prompted him to seek
his fortune in the new world was soon
responsible for another change. and in 1852,
. year later, he embarked in business on
his own accord, making boots and shoes to
order as only q German apprenticed arti-
san knows how. Subsequently stock of
goods was carried and a retail business con-
shoes was engaged in at Wholesale to the
trade.
In 1890 the business was well established,
the foundation firmly laid and the policy
well determined. From that time on the
growth was more rapid The capacity of
the present Mayer factories at Milwaukee
and Seattle is 1900 pair per day, giving en-
pIOyment 10 an army OF people, paying an
nually over six hundred thousand dollars in
wages, and employing sixty-five salesmen
who travel "a states in the interest Of
Mayer shoes.
Frederick Mayer died on March 10, 1893,
after building up large and successful
business. He is succeeded by his sons,
George p. Mayer. Fred J. Mayer and Adam
J. Mayer, who. by rigidly maintaining the
policy of the founder, have succeeded in
bringing the business up to its present
magnitude, where it stands as monument
Of German thrift and industry.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07
ftG LATEST IMPORTANT ooo.
PATCHES PUT INTO ossoaT.
cRi0P PAAAoAAptsa,
STORY OF The WEEK
oNoWlMo THE PRooAeoe oo
GvGMvs IN QUA OWN AND
RoRGioN lAM00.
wEsrERm MGws.

Snow fell for the first time In six.
teen years At Fresno. Calif.. on Janu'
ary LIST.
Idahos silver production for the
year 1909 was $4,000. 900; gold. $780,.
900; lead. t2.5O0. 900; copper. Sl.O0O..
900: lumber. s7.5OO.0O0 (estimated).
l. w. Emmons. traffic manager and
auditor of the Laramie. Hahn's Peak
4 Pacific railroad. has resigned and
will tak0 charge of the Southern Pa
cific office At Fresno. Cal.
Becau.e . bull elk "butted In on
the line." Pinedale and Cora. Wyo..
were deprived of telephone communi-
carried away several hundred yards
Of wire.
Mrs. "a ]. Milhan, known throughout
the country in the Wild West shows
- the "cow girl" died at Ponca City.
Okla. december 3Oth. from injuries
suffered the day before. She was rid.
ing for moving picture concern when
her horae fell upon her.
Thomas Waggoner Of Fort Worth.
Tex. has given each Of his three chill.
dren property valued at 100000 as
Christmas gifts. Waggoner is 81 years
old. . rsnchman. banker and capital.
ist. One hundred thousand acres of
land, 10000 head of cattle and 1000
horses are given to each child.
While there is still = prospect for q
e15 tourist rate to Colorado common
points from Chicago next season, it is
said that there is no longer hope Of
securing q cheap homeseeker's rate.
The Western Passenger association
has increased the homeseeker's rate
to 335. the rate having been $50 a year
ago.
January 1, 1910, was the coldest
New Years day ever oficially record
ed at Seattle. Wash. A forty-mile gale
blew all day, tearing vessels from
their anchorage, wrecking summer
houses along the shore of the sound
ID destroying. with the aid Of hign
dde. several hundred yards Of trestle
in West Seattle.
The will of Thomas Murdoch Of Chi
caso. late president Of Reid. Murdoch
4 Co.. Wholesale grocers. disposes Of
an estate estimated at approximately
$4,000, 900. Of which from $1,000, 900 to
t2,50O.000 is bequeathed to public. In
stitutions. The principal beneficiariei
are the Presbyterian hospital Of Chi
cago, the American Sunday School
Union and the Young Mems Christian
Association of Chicago.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07
Easily Exclaimed.

Mr. Swanson is powerful preach
er but is never above leavening his
sermons with humor.
A good story he tells concerns a
visit once paid to the cottage of one
of his parishioners. II was early
spring and for long time he sat by
the window with the womans little
girl.
In looking out" he remarked to the
child, do you notice how bright ID
the green of the leaves and grass?"
The little girl nodded
Nov tell me why does 1t appear
SO much brighter at this time?" Mr.
Swanson asked
"Cos," was the unexpected reply
mas just washed the window and
you can see out better"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07
remperamsnssI Toilet Table.

Avery aged Englishman many yeaso
ago gave this advice to his daughtse
in letter as to what lady's dressing
table should contain:
The best beautifier q young lady can
use is good humOr. The best fenOvat0r
truth: the best rouge is mOdesty: the
best eyewater il the tearA of syn
pathy; the best gargle for the voice
is cheerfulness: the best wash for
smoothing wrinkles is costentment:
the best cure for deafness is atten-
tiOn: the best mirror Is reflection. and
the whitest powder IL innocence.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07
He caught 4 little cold
That vas all. (Puck.)

Neglect of . cough or cold oftea
SoaAs to serious trouble. To break up
. cold In twenty-fOur hours and cure
any cough that is durable mix two
ounces of Glycerine. . haf-ounce Of
Virgin Oil of Pine compound pure and
stsht ounces Of pure Whisky. Take
teaspoonful every four hours. You can
bay these at any good drug store and
easily mix them in q large bottle.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07
Siiaht Misund ersta ing.

Mickey's mother visited young
school teacher on the East side the
other day, says the New York Sun. As
nearly as she could make out from the
mothers splutterings the teacher had
been calling Mickey names that no
lady would use and no dacint mother
would stand for" The teacher thought
hard, but could recollect no time when
she had given way to an impulse to
call Mickey dreadful names.
Sure but you did," insisted the
mother. II don't know what you meant
by it, but scurvy elephant is no nice
name to call boy. That's what he
said you called him. a scurvy ele'
phant."
Scurvy elephant No." said the
teacher, in a relieved voice Il didn't
call Mike scurvy elephant. | called
him disturbing element, and reiter,
ate my statement"
Mickey's mother went home partial.
ly satisfied, but not quite sure that the
teacher hadn't been calling her names,
too
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07
How's This?

~ o0ss One Hundred Dollas Reward fos any
eass Of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
CatAfrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY CO.. Toledo O.
We. the undersigned. have known +. J. Cheney
for the last Is Year,. and believe him perfectly hon.
ofable In all business transactions and financially
abIe to carry out any obligations made by his arm
WALDING. kINNAN 4 MARVIN.
Wholesale DruRKbta. Toledo o.
Halls CatarTh Cure h taken Internally. acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of the
system. Testimonials sent free Price IS cents pr
bottle. Sold by all DruRRsts
Take Halls Family Pulls for constipation
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07
Restrained BY eellts..ess.

Prisoner. have you any reasons -
present why the sentence of the court
should not be pronounced upon you!"
NO, your honor. feel as II I
should like to say few words about
the defense my lawyer put up for Ne.
but there are ladies' present; you can
go ahead with the sentence. your
honor"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07
OF q Later Date.

Bess-Thats quaint ring you are
wearing 1t is an heirloom?
Tess-Well, it dates from the Con-
quest.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

ONLY ONE "BROMO QUININE."
That is LAXATIVE BROMO QClNINE. Look fo
the signature of Il. W. GROVE. Used the worlt
to Cure Cold in One Day. 25c.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07
LITTLE COLD.

He caught a little cold
That vas all
10 the neighbors sadly said.
As they gathered round his bed.
Wnen they heard that he vas dead.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07
Quick n Wink.

your eyes aehe Is Nth sTSrt'ng mart burr
All druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, n. Y.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

Those who claim that a woman
isn't SO apt to indulge in crooked
work as a man evidently never saw
a woman try to drive nail.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07
For CelestiaIs.

| once visited very rough boom
town In Oregon, near Cottage Grove.
In the leading saloon a man in a red
shirt said to me:
"Ye wanter carry yerself almighty
straight In these parts. stranger. Go
wrong the least mite and, by crinus,
we'll lynch ye as quick as look at ye."
% ] smiled.
Would you lynch me-" asked, IF
/ killed a dog?"
would we?" he snorted Why,
stranger. we've lynched fellers here
for killin' Chinamen!"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07
Financial.

Stella-Isn't Mabel going to marry
the duke?
Bella-No; he rejected the budget.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

Constipation causes many serious diseas ses =
is Thoroughly cured by Doctor Perce's PIsAa0A
Pellets. One . In xAtive three for cathArtic.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07
mi. vviII lnterest A0otheee

This Will Interest Motheee.
Nother Gray's Sweet Powders for ChilAfsa,
cure reverishness, Headache, Bad Stomach,
TeethinR Disorders, Regulate the Bowels sd
Destroy Worms They break mp colds In -
hours. Pleasant 20 take, and harmless as mia.
They never fail. Al all Druggists. &c. ssapie
mailed FREE. Address, Allen s. OlmsssAs
lie Roy, n. Y.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

Mrs. WinsloW's Soothing Syrup.
or children teethng softens tho gums, reduces m.
animation, alays pain cures wind collie. sc bottle.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

When you can't tell the truah. don t
tell anything.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07
A Slight Misunderstanding.

Slight MISUNDERSTANDING.
First Mani called on a couple Of
ladies last night.
His Friend (absently)-So? I'll bet
the other fellow held kings.-Ex-
change.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

Following cheap advice is apt -
prove expensive.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

The best of plans fall out, and the
best of friends get married
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07
SUITABLE ARRANGEMENT.

"Can you lend me half a dollar!''
Sorry, I've only a quarter. and l
want that to get my hair cut
Good. Give 1t to me and Ill cut
your hair
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

A pessimist by any other name
would be fault-finder just the same.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07
BOY TORTURED By ECZEMA

when my boy was six years old, he
suffered terribly with eczema. He
could neither sit still nor lie quietly in
bed. for the itching was dreadful. He
would irritate spots by scratching
with his nails and that only made
them worse. A doctor treated him
and We tried almost everything. but
the eczema seemed to spread 1t
started in a small place ON the lower
extremities and spread for two years
until 1t very nearly covered the back
part of his leg to the knee.
Finally I got Cuticura Soap, CUT.
cura Ointment and Cuticura Pills and
gave them according to directions.
used them in the morning and that
evening, before l put my boy to bed.
I used them again and the improve
ment even in those few hours was sur
prising, the Inflammation seemed to
be 70 much less. I used two boxes Of
Cuticura Ointment, the same of the
Pills and the Soap and my boy was
cured. My son is now in his sew.
enteenth year and he has never had
. return of the eczema.
Il took care of a friends child that
had eczema on its face and limbs and
I used the Cuticura Soap and Ointment.
They acted on the child just as they
did on my son and 1t has never re.
turned. would recommend the Cuti
cura Remedies to anyone. Mrs. A. J.
Cochran. 1928 Columbia Ave-. Phila.
delnhia Pa Oct 20 1QnQn
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07
~ "A-<

A man can't help feeling restles
when even his bills are unsettled.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

Ache all over? Throat sore with chlls. That Is
Grippe. Perry Davis Painkiller will break 1t up
taken promptly. All Dealers 25c. 2c and SOC bottl,
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

Dr. Fierce. ersse.ent wM rkhe 4 prsvssy Il
yosr own hons. His Favoris Prsscsipeoa" hss
haodreds OF tAossaadss Of hsa Of
The only medicine Of i. kind % he product
food
na'd's1s @ On it, 0..as Tspess There. win
aoS' medicine ds may o9. substitute Doat Don't tribe
" PIERCE President. Buffalo, N Y-taks
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

80 8: q: - sc - q; 81: s.; ;: e: q. g =;
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07
WELCOME WORDs TO WOMEN

Women Who Sufef with disordefs peculiar to their
sex should write to DR.. Pierce and receive free the
sdvice Of physician Of over 10 years. experiences
"a skilled and successful specialist in the diseases
ot women. Every letter Of this sort has the most
careful consideration and il regarded % sacredly
eonhdential. Many seositively modest women write
fully to Dr.. Pierce Whist they would shrink froo
ten1 to their local physician. The local physiciaa
pretty suro to say thae he cannot do anythinf
without IAN exsminatioo.' Dr.. Pierce holds that
these d;stsseeful examinstioss ere Eeseraly need
Ssss, and that NO woman, except in rare cases,
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-07-28
Friends That Might Have Been.

How many people there are whom
we all seem 10 know. Yet with whom
we have never exchanged a word.
Familiar faces We meet in trains.
lat church. in the theaIer or concert
room. faces that pass and repass our
windows. All the Men and women
who are shopping when We shop. VINO
take holidays when We take them.
We catch ourselves wondering about
them. many time. We are often
pleased to see them about again when
We have missed them. They ara dumb
acquaintance who make no sign, Vet
they seem almost friends.
In the same manner silent attach
ments are doubtless often formed be-
tween men and women who have just
met each other in this casual way. Yet
they grow old and white haired. they
so to the grave and never a word has
passed. never has handclasp been
given. Does the recording angel drop
4 tear over such strange love affairs?
1t might We'll be SO. Ships that pass
in the night over again.-Philadelph
| Record.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-07-28
An Exploded Theory.

Children" said the Sunday scho5
teacher. there is one thing that wis;
10 especially impress upon Your minds
Always be kind TO Your parents. MAKE
it as pleasant Tor them as you can
Remember that none Of you can eyel
have another mother after the one yot
possess is gone. You can never
oh, yes We can" interrupted a lii
tie boy who had lost most OF his but
tons Il lost mine last week, and pa
brought ne q new one home the same
day h. got back from the courthouse.
Record Herald.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-07-28

fear him as they fear no other atto--
ney IN Boone county. He served three
terms as Prosecuting AttorD~y. being
elected tn last time by al Ov-rwhelIn-
Ing majority over an old campaigner
He enforced laws vigorously. put the
bucket shops our Of business. reduced
criminal costs in his county. and made
law TiO!at+rs sit up and take notice
During his thre- terms he had 10 cope
i'm the combined talent OF the Col
umbia bar. and is. TO-DAY recognized by
them as one OF the abiest lawyers
in Central Missouri.
1t is pleasure for The Advertiser
10 give its unqualified endorsement 10
such men as Frank Harris. We need
more like him in public Office. We
have known him for a number OF years
/ and Ii" l. the kind OF & man 10 tie to
He will stand hitched. Boone county
vii! haze reason 10 feel proud Of her
representative in the legislature il she
sends Frank u Jefferson City. He
is Superintendent o1 ,h. largest Sun
day srhDo! in Columbia. and a man
without bl~rlish on his private public
record
With all due respect 70 the gentle
men opposing Mr.. Harris. We feel that
"" voice III" sentiment Of many Of
III" best Ieopl. in our ncighbor county
"h@n NO say thar Boone county can
not aflord 10 turn down such men as
Frank .. Harris. tadv.l
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-07-28

helping ont. though -.
What's American culture
What Boston culture WASH tsx
York culture. perhaps; an lnt~.-srians
some knowledge in pretty E-chi 81.
erythins. Humor-
But what Is it r-ally-h1Lu-. :ra,
interrupt.
Hunlor and Mi.
"Huuor j. what Wit isn't. wiz ih.z
brains. Humor lies Largely n h..
words themselves. how they ar M,
ten. iuggl.d OF even sn-lIe5- Min.
clown must BE- born in th- bcmot5.
for when his stories are ta---5 a.
fall Hsr
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-07-28
Relative Popularity.
Iadv.l

The Rev. Dr. FOurthly-Tt was with
The greatest difficulty that | persuaded
uy congregation 10 let ne have 4
months vacation this summer.
The Rev. X. MOwatt Leiehtly-It
must be distressing to preach for a
congregation as ungrateful as that. The
p-op!" OF NY church voted unanimous
II thai | might go away in June and
stay all summer if | liked-Chicago
Tribune.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-07-28
Special Announcement.

Beginning Monday. July %. and con
tinuing all through the fair week We
will give lot tickets instead of one
with every 40 cent purchase as here
tofore. The tickets are going fast.
Everybody wants them. They are
valuable, they are worth money yet
they cost you nothing.
HENRY WISE,
Cash Grocer. -
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-07-28

To keep stock i'll good condition aud
your hens laying, feed DR.. Legear's
stock. For sale by DR.. Mik-l, sole
agent. ..
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-07-28

ing in his truI1. sent in a check Two
years after the pigs had died.
The office boy conceived the idea
OF the pigs travelling by express. being
unclaimed and bringing consequent EN-,
barrassment upon the express OF
flee
Get the idea and the story evolves.
Get the idea OF the climax, if posi-
BILE. and work backward. for the end :
the thing. That was what made o.
Henry the master he was-a mastery
olimactic touch.
Sometimes when ! go 10 my type
writer in the morning. not feeling par
ticularly like Work-yoU've simply got
TO go regardless OF how you feel. YOU
know, Tor you'd never be having lit
erary inspirations With golf sticks ly-
ing about crying for -Xercise-I sit
and write on page after page OF trash,
nothing 10 il. no sense 10 il; but when
IL about ready 10 get bach. Of il per
haps an idea will come along. and
then III have il 10 work on later. after
il has lam quite a while growing.
When writing in the right humor
it comes automatically and carries You
along and then when You see it in
print year or so later You hardly
recognize it for Your own and cant
r-allze how YOU ever happened TO
write il.
Then the humorist is not natural
humOrist-always::" you ask.
He looks dolefully out to the front
piazza
Twins is twins. especially al I
O'clock in the morning he replies. Il
hope they'll develop a sense OF hu-
NOR. It's hereditary. Ny father was
a born joker. The thing has got to
he born into humorisr. but even
then he dares not trust il. He caI
split his sides laughing over something
he has written only to have it looked
at coldly by the editor. The sense
of humor is the trickiest thing in the
world to deal with, because it is sub
iactive and variably at that. The hu-
morist can't trust his own nor his
editors nor the public's from month
to month unless he has succeeded in
making himself habit