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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-09-24
now Matches Are Made.

Certain kinds Of matches are shaved
with the grain from sawed blocks;
others are cut both ways by saws. In
still further varieties the blocks are
boiled to make them cut easily. BY
some machines q boiled or steamed
log Is revolved on its own axis, and .
shaver the thickness of match IL
cut round and round. This shaving
is at the same time cut into lengths
and split into match sticks. It may
be said that there is hardly limit
10 the varieties of methods employed.
Round matches are made by forcing
them through dies.-Harpers Weekly.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-09-24
PRIMARY CASE TO
BE HEAR At FORKS
HEARING OF CASE TO TEST $50
PER CENT CLAUSE" POST
PONED.
Attorneys and Judges Will Be in A.
tendance at installation Of Univer-
sity President.

The supreme court announced
Thursday afternoon that the hearing
in the case to test the 80 per cent"
clause of the primary election law
would be postponed until Thursday
afternoon, September 20, at Grand
Forks. 1t was impossible for the at
torneys to be present here today and
it is likely tina the entire bench will
be at Grand Forks on that date to
attend the installation of resident Nc.
Ney of the university.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-09-24
AMAZED At denomination
LEE 0'NE|L BROWN BY DEMOCRATS

democratic legislators who voted for
Lorimer at the very time when the
bribary charges were being investiga-
ted, but of all these the denomination
Of Browne is the most remarkable.
Did he receive a majority of all
the democratic votes cast or was his
nomination due to the fact that the
opposition was divided? Did he re-
ceive republican votes or was his re-
nomination due entirely to democrats?
1t is we'll to suspend judgment, but
such a result at primary election
amaZes one"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-09-24

Lincoln, Neb., Sept. 23.-W. j
Bryan, in his Commoner, confesses tc
amazement at the denomination OF
Lee O'Neil Browne in Illinois. and
would like more light on how it was
brought about. He says:
THE denomination of Browne and
twenty two other Lorimer democrats
in Illinois cannot be accounted for by
any rules ordinarily applied. 1t will
require an examination into the stu.
alton in each district to ascertain how
the democrats of Illinois could have
given an apparent Endorsement to the
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-09-24
claimed CHAMBER BORROWED QUITE
HEAVILY FROM WOMAN He Married

sutton; he offered her his name, his
fortune, all that he could give her.
HE never stopped to consider that
she was essentially a woman of the
world whose life had been totally diff
ferent from his, whose aims and am
billions were far from his own. When
he thought of her early life, of the
pathetic struggles of her youth, of
the temptations to which she was sub
jected by being unprotected, he blind
ed himself to the difference between
thin and truly worshipped her.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-09-24
WOULD FOLLOW EXAMPLE
Of NINE. CAVALIER

New York. Sept. pa disciple of
Nine. Cavalieri has been discovered
at Ellis Island in Johanna Jonak, a
comely Bohemian girl who is being
detained by the immigration authori-
ties because she refuses to we'd Pet
err Jellish, of New Bedford, Mass, Nm
til he signs an anti-nuptial agree
.nent.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-09-24
BATILESHIP GUN
Crew ESCAPED

Washington, Sept. 23.-During tar
get practice of the Atlantic fleet off
Virginia capes yesterday, one of the
big twelve-inch, fifty-ton guns of the
battleship Georgia burst on the first
range shot. The muzzle as far back
as the forward end of the jacket was
blown off. The crew miraculously es-
capped injury.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-09-24

Paris, Sept. 23.-William Aston
Chanler discussed the affairs of his
brother, Robert Winthrop Chanler,
and Nine. Cavalieri yesterday. He
said:
when my brother met Nine. Cav
alieri l an sure he believed the great
dream of his life was about to be
realized. He idealized her ebauty;> he
saw in her perfect happiness. So be-
lieving, he acted on impulse; he plac-
ed himself before her as an honorable
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-09-24
Hinderina the Process

Hinderine the Process.
Doctor-Well. John. how are you to-
day?
John-Verry bad; very bad. l wish
Providence 'ud ave mussy on me an
take me.
Wife-'Ow can you expec' it to II
you won't take the doctors physic?-
London Mail
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-09-24
ONCE RICH MAN IS
PENNILESS SUICIDE

Chicago, Sept 23.-Frank Reiger,
formerly a New York clothier and
once reputed to be worth $125,0O0.
died today from the effects of poison,
which he swallowed here Tuesday
with suicidal intent. Reiger, who was
60 years old, had become penniless.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-09-24
.MINO7 PIGGERS
ARE CONVICTED

Special to The Tribune.
Minot. N. D., Sept. 23.-Seven con-
victions and one disagreement have
been secured in the eight pigging
cases tried out of the thirty.three
scheduled for this term of county
court.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-09-24
HEAVY REGISTRATION.
By Associated Press.

St. Louis, Mo-, Sept. 22.-What is
claimed to be the heaviest registra-
ton of voters in years in the city of
St. Louis, was brought out yesterday
through agitation on the proposed
statewide prohibition amendment to-
the constitution.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-09-24
An Anachronism.

When some celebrated pictures Of
Adam and Eve were seen on exhibit
ton Mr.. McNab was taken to see
them. 81 think no great things Of the
painter" said the gardener. why.
man. tempting Adam WI a pippin of
a variety that wasna known until
about twenty years ago."
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-09-24
rRl.sIAIE WEATHER.

North and South Dakota-Partly
cloudy Saturday and Sunday; warm
er in east portion; Sunday colder.
Minnesota-Fair Saturday and Sun.
day, not much change in temperature;
crate northeast winds.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-09-24
millinery OPENING.

Millinery opening at A. w. Lucas
Co., Thursday Sept %. until Saturday,
"a. Here are shown this seasons
most exclusive styles in fall and win
ter Millinery in foreign and domestic
models.
A w llIcAS co
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-09-24

:: !. :. :: = :. :. :. :: :: = :. :. :.
:: Bananas, cred to any part ::
:: of the city today at two dozen ::
: for quarter or one dollar for a ::
: bunch. Richholt's, Telephone ::
Z: SIR. I:
:: :: :: :: :: : :: :. :: :. :. :. :: :. =
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Couldn't Think of lt,

The handsome young plumber laid aside piece of lead pipe and. ap- preaching the beautiful kitchen maid, said
 You look awful good to me-"
 Go on: quit your kiddin'." she re- piled.
 But mean what 1 say"
 T ain't-got any time to listen to you now. Can't you see I'm busy?"
 "Yes, but what's the Use workin' when a fellow wants to make love to you? Say, if l make this job last so can come back tomorrow will you have your work out of the way so We can talk things over? You're the purtiest girl ever seen.''
 If you think you can make fool of me by such silly talk you're mistaken ''
 But l mean every word say want you to try to learn to love me"
 If you want to make love to me come around this evening I'll be here'
 What. On my own time? What kind of chump do you think 1 amp" Chicago Record-Herad.
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 Thacks-av's Satire,

Thackeray created quite erroneous impressions If himself by often indulg- iI5 in ircny in t!Ia presence of people who were incapable of understanding t. Que eGri as instance hiyh he gave was t:liz. TsacIseg..y Lad been dining at the Girric.: anl vas talking in the smoking room after dinner with vari- ou< club aoGuci:.tInces. One of them happening to have left his cigar case at home. Thaclieray. though disliking thr man. rrho was notorious tutf hunter. good naturpdly offered him one of his cigars. The man accepted the cigar, but. not finding it to his liking. had the bad taste to say to Thackeray. Il say. Thaekeray. you won't mind my saying don't think much of this eigar." Thackeray. no doubt irritat ted af ths. mans ungracieusness and bear ing in mind bis tuft hunting predilec
 tions, quietly responded. You ought to. my good fellow, for 1t Was given me by lord' Instead. however. of detecting the irony, the dolt immedi- ately attributed the remark to snob- bishness Oh Thackeray's part and to the end of his days went about declar- ing that "Thackeray had boasted that be had been given cigar by lord
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The Expense of a Wife.

\ wife is decided addition 10 the demands upon ones purse. In that sense. however sensible and mana ging she may be, she is expensive. But everything worth having has it's price of one sox or another. and there are some things which cost much without which life is .ardly worth living.
 Said Thiers: Most men contemplate making some self denial when they marry. They think they will give up such and such expensive pleasures. Later on, when they discover that they cannot do so, and at the same time they lack the means to indulge, they complain that it is the extravaganza of their wives which causes the incon- venience.
 Which wise saying is applicable to men in other countries besides that of France-New York American.
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Priek.d Hi. Own Bubble.

This story. found in Rev. Dr. Henry H. Jessup's book, ,sFifty-three Years in Syria" seems to indicate that religious vagaries are as short lived in the east as elsewhere 4 friend of pr. Jessup, visiting Jerusalem. met queer look ing solitary stranger pacing the streets of the city. accosted him, and after the usual greetings remarked:
 You are an American. 1 infer"
 "Yes. am." replied the queer look ing man.
 And what are you doing here. if may ask?''
 "Ah. yes. I'm glad you asked. You see. I've come to preach the new doc trine. that there is to be no more death. If men will only accept 1t. we'll abolish death, and there'll be DO more dying, nor graves, nor coffins, nor funerals We shall just live right on."
 But said Dr. Jessup's friend SUD- posing you should sicken and die. what thpn:'
 Oh" said the man, 'thit would bust the whole thing
 And it did. The poor ti..iirious apos- tie died few months later. and with him bis new doctrine"
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Maternal ln9inct,

.Children that yell like that ought either to be gagged or kept at home" !" remarked the irascible gentleman with the white beard to the bus conductor
 And faces like the one wot you're scarin people with,' clipped in the mother of the noisy infant, "oughter be made into door knockers or sent ter the chamber O 'orrors"
 The gentleman with the patriarchal face fungus took a brick red complex lon. T know it's awkward at times' - he commenced.
 lis more'n awkward it's nothin' short O 'orrible,' snapped the lady, as she once more glanced at the sorry elderly mans set of features
 When the rest of tine passengers tit- tered audibly the old gentleman came to the conclusion that it behooved him to speak to the point.
 Il mean the child'- he tried once more
 And you didn't mean it no goGd.' v returned the lady. "else you wouldn't looked at it"-London Ideas.
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THE sTEEPLE JACK.
He Must Conquer Many Difficulties ie
 His Dangerous Work.

OaH9STO0S VoFR
 The successful steeple jack must possess determination, perseveran, r and ingenuity. He must solve many practical problem in hoisting great bodies aloft. He must know how to fasten a hook over the summit of skyscraping chimney. He must have the nerve to paint steeple that sways like pendulum at the slender top. He must be able to tear down. build Up. gild, paint, place electric wires and do many another task that would be difficult enough on the solid earth
 There are many ways of getting up on steeple, and when all others fail the man will tie a rope around 1t and then, with coil on his back, walk round and round 1t until the entire steeple Is covered with rope, and in such case he has probably been round 1t fully 300 times.
 But a steepIe is not the most diff cult height to climb. Straight, tall ehimneys are the hardest of all. There a man has to work with might and main to lift himself inch by inch from the ground to the top. Sometimes the top is 300 feet high. When it Is reach ed hook Is placed over the edge, a pulley is made fast, the swinging chair is hauled up and work begins.
 When the chair is near the top it Is easier to work, because the ropes are short, but when they lengthen as the ground is approached there is ten dency to swing. and the wind gives impetus.
 The steeple jacks safety depends upon the hook, and until he has raised himself almost to the top it is impos- sible for him to see whether or not the hook has been properly adjusted. More than once a steeple climber has seen when within ten feet of the top that corrosion of the iron and the col lection of soot have so thickened the wall that the hook Is merely balancing on the top, so that the slightest pull in the wrong direction would drag it off. Again, the bricks are often loose at the top, and the hook is likely to tear them away.
 One of the natural difficulties to con- quer is the swaying of all high stee- ples and chimneys. In gale steeple point will sway foot and half. Usually it sways from seven to nine inches. Painting it means reaching for spot on the right side. and find ing it on the left, and, when making a dive for 1t on the left, to see 1t sway back to the right. Yet in spite of the constant danger born steeple jack ex- ults in his work and is at home, like the ironworker on the skyscraper. only when high above the world. He can stand triumphantly at any height, If he can have two and one-half square inches to bear his weight.-Harpers Weekly
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Exact Thom as.

Thomas Hoar. the devoted servant upon whom Gilbert White. the English naturalist. depended to carry out his garden plans and to look after his comfort in many ways. was noted for his eXactness. MT. H. C. Shelley, in "Gilbert White and Selborne." gives an amusing illustration.
 There was one occasion when Thom- as came to report. Please, sir, I've been and broke a glass
 Broke a glass. Thomas. How did you do that?''
 I'll show you, sir" te rejoined as he disappeared for moment. Returning with a glass in his hand. he let it fall on the floor, remarking:
 That's how broke it, sir
 "There, go along. Thomas; you are q great fool" said his master, adding to himself, "and 1 was as great one for asking such foolish question"
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Gettinq an Autoqraph.

A Munich boy of fourteen. who had seen and admired many of Rudolf von Seitz's paintings, was anxious to se cure the painters autograph. but did not know how to go about it. After much thought he wrote letter. stat ing that he had sent case of wine to the professors address. and wanted to know whether it had been received. Thinking the matter of sufficient i'm portance the painter did not write. but called at the address given. met the boys mother. and the fraud soon be- came apparent. The boy was thor ougly scolded. and next day received this autograph note:
 It often happens here on earth
 That little rogues to great ones STOW. Some autogra phs for which you're trying Can be procured without much lying.
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Queer Looking Worms.

New Zealand, Australia. the Samoan and the Solomon islands as we'll as portions of the EaU ;iiian group are the homes of various species of worms with thick. heavy bodies and with a we'll defined neck connecting the body with head that Is startling remind CT of that of the monkey. In the Sand wien islands they are called meta lu-ki," which means "creeper with a child's head" An old New Zealand legend says that at one time they were the extinction of all human life on the islands
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-19
Makina 1t Plain.

Pepper" said little Willie Billups, what does the paper mean when it says that when 1t comes to getting next to the people, Colonel Blinks has all the other candidates dashed to the mast!"
 That is the slang way of saying, my son." returned Billups, "that for keep ing his eye peeled old man Blinks has his opponents skinned a mile.
 There are people in this world for whom the English language is not good enough when they come to the expression of what few ideas they have in their mental garages. liar per's Weekly.
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NonroyaI Headaear.

One of the attaches of the American embassy at London tells story where in Michael Joseph Barry. the poet. who was appointed police magistrate in Dublin. was the principal figure. There was brought before him an Irish American charged with suspicious con. duct. The officer making the arrest stated, among other things. that the culprit was wearing Republican hat"
 Does your honor know what that means:" was the inquiry put to the court by the accuseds lawyer
 Tt may be- suggested Barry, that It means a hat without crown Harper's Magazine.
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Reiterated.

Edmund Kean was playing in Rich ard Ill.," and the part of Catesby had to be taken by q low comedian. who sauntered on to the stage at the wrong moment and uttered the famous words, My ford. the Duke of Buck ingham is taken" in the wrong place.
 Edmund clnched his fists in rage. but otherwise took no notice of the re- mark.
 Later the comedian repea ted the words in the right place. and when the king expressed surprise at the news Catesby folded his arms, walked boldly down the stage and remarked to the great actor in loud tones:
 ..I told you so before. Mir. Kean, but you wouldn't believe me-"
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MERClFUu CAESAR.
A Story of the Great Roman and .
 Band of Pirates.

Caesar travelled with the retinue of a man of rank, and on his way to Rhodes be fell in with an adventure which may be something more than legend. When be was crossing the Aegean, his vessel is said to have been taken by pirates. They carried him to Pharmacusa, an island of the Ca rian coast. which was then in their possession, and there he was detained for six weeks with three of his attend ants, while the rest of his servants were sent to the nearest Roman sta- tion to raise his ransom.
 The pirates treated him with polite ness. He joined in their sports. played games with them, looked into their habits and amused himself with them as well as he could. frankly telling them at the same time that they would be hanged.
 The ransom, a very large one, about f1O,OOO, was brought and paid, Caesar was set upon the mainland. near Mi letus, where, without moments delay, he collected some armed vessels, returned to the island, seized the whole crew while they were dividing their plunder and took them away to Pergamus, the seat of government in the Asiatic province, where they were convicted and crucified. Clemency was not a Roman characteristic. It was therefore noted with some surprise that Caesar interceded to mitigate the severity of the punishment. The poor wretehes were strangled before they were stretched on the crosses and were spared the prolongation of their torture.-James Anthony Froude.
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Saving His Feelings.

The Office Boy 0o persistent lady artist who calls six times wetki-The editors still engaged. The Lady Artist Tell him it doesn't matter don't want to marry him. The Office Boy I 'aven't the art to tell i'm that, miss. He's 'ad several disappointments to- day. Try and look in again next yc3r. London Sketch.
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It Covers the Land

"We sha! never see that eraat American novel It can't be written :, "Why not: :.'
 .We have too many dialects. :. Write it in baseball vernacuIar."- Washington Herald
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Irish Wit.

Swift scoffed at Irish wit" in some biting lines. Nevertheless Irish wit is one Of the most precious things. One soon has surfeit of the professional funny man in England, the pawEy Scot, the American humorist The Irish peasant never disappoints. and with him 1t is all so naive and natural. London Saturday Review.
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Goodness and Greatness.

Goodness comes from within-from feelings. thoughts and desires resulting in actions. Greatness Is the conse- quence of bold actions. great energy. ambition, enterprise and perseverance.
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HiqhIy Eficacious.

George is not naturally a hasty man, and as his position requires great patience and capacity for waiting, he took regular training course in both."
 "How did he do it?'
 He always went with his wife shop ping to match things. Baltimore American.
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Backino,

Borrowby-The scheme would be a bowling success If could secure the proper backing, and Grimshaw- The only backing am doing this year Is out-Puck.
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In South Amerjca.

Foreign Correspondent-An who are those two men under the tree: Gen eral Paprika-Oh. that's the second battalion of the royal guards. Chicago News.
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Impressed Her.

"You will never be able to make her believe that he is liar.
 '.I wonder why:'
 "I believe that he once told her she was beautiful. ."-uouston Post.
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Tho RolIino Ocean,

She-Shall have your lunch brought up to you here. dear? He (feebly)-No. love; have 1t thrown straight over- board. It will save time and trouble..~ London Sketch.
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-Old Furniture made q. good .l new at Tedstrom Fur Co. Seq r.'
PILES! PILLS, PlLEs,

Williams Indian Pile Ointment ,uI cure Blind, 3leedings and I,rchn, Piles. 1t absorbs the tunors, sh,n itching at once, acts aa poulun gives instant relief. Will,ams' rnA., Pile Ointment is prepareI for pns and itching of the private parts. aou ay druggists. n.aiJ 50c and sl.O0 WI. lIams' Mfg. Co.,, Props, Clevelall. QI old bv McCan ff,,. >e.4.
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Octimjstic.

"l was pincAed for being too ol.t. mistie''
 "Aw. come off.
 "Fact. thought the stock I wa, selling would be worth something some day Washington Herald.
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Integrity of life is fame's best friend. John Webster.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-19

Suppose the fire bells ring and you see the smoke in the direction of your home. It gives you a funny feeling Doesn't it? You will not feel so bad, however, if you are carrying insur- ance. Better have policy written 1r3 for protection against fire