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The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-02-03

Whenever you find a perfectly
contented man, you'll find his wife
buys his chewing tobacco with
money earned over the washtub.
= = =
II the boycott causes beef to be-
come cheaper it will be the first
thing in this country that has gone
down since the battle ship Maine.
= p
1.-THE national boycott on meat is
extended to shoes and clothing, We
may go back to primitive clothes
fig leaves and sandals, for instance.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-02-03

It is comforting to reflect that none
Of De principals In the dlsgraceful
melee AT Annapolis which ended In the
killing OF Lieutenant Sutton were OIL
GERS or cadets OF the Naval academy.
They were appointed from civil life
and were attached to the marine school
at Annapolis.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-02-03

Above the yawp of college professor
and appertalnln' to" women Is heard
the voice Of the feminine world cho-
rusing. Let us aloner'
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-02-03

Venezuela n most pathetic on Its face,
but trihe supertiuous. His loving
counlrymen staked one out for him
long ago End only wait an opportunity
to supply the whole outfit.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-02-03
Tales of the Town
MIDDLE AGE.


:; 81; 81; f.: 4: "a. ', ,.... :
TITS sweet TO count the plac
Joys
or middle age.
No more the love OF frenzied sport.
No more the things to do and dare,
With mild philosophy court
My easy chair
There with my soothing pipe sit
And watch It's graceful rings arise
Feeling my vision and my wit
Grow ripe and wise.
No more Join the weary wigh,s
Who danKie In maiden's trail.
Giving their daytimes and their nights
To woeful wall
l seek no mad emprise to jog
And Eoad me In a parilous way.
But mediate that every dog
Must have his day.
II nots tho price OF stock and share
With cautious speculative ends.
And 10 the credit side ! bear
LIES dividends.
Pcrchance 10 solfing fields ! faro.
To enterprise with put and tees
And scorn the caddiss furtivs stare
At what he sees.
never ask OF life too much.
And she rewards with ample wage
of peaceful joys that ere In touch
With middle age.
Pail Mall Gazette.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-02-03

The shah OF Persia had ample time
to put by something for a rainy day
In American banks after he saw what
happened his neighbor. the sultan.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-02-03

The disagreeable and painful
trouble caused by piles can be
quickly relieved by few applica-
tons of ManZan. the great pile
RENE dE. ManZan is put up in tube
with nozzle attached. so that it can
be conveniently applied to all affec-
ted parts. 1t is good for any kind
Of piles. Manzan is sold by B. B.
Davis.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-02-03

IL seems that dividiyi. the very
thing the consumer has been kicking
about was right In the tarir all the
time.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-02-03

One good fenture of these South
merican revolutions IL that they can
(sually be run In" by handful of
blicemen.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-02-03

With all sorts OF freaks doing antics
right in the limelight. 1t seems a waste
OF n day and the price TO go q a cir
Gus.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-02-03

bunch OF doctors made elaborate
plans to study hydrophobla and then
found they must first hustle to catch
the disease.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-02-03

The late Don Carlos didn't amount
TO hill Of beans" AZ pretender to the
hrone Of Spain. but he made good by
|eing Just a man.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-02-03

This year the water wagon Is In
bpular demand In many wet" belt.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-02-03

Distributing the picnic season over
be whole summer may account for
buch uncertainty OF the weather.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-02-03

You've got TO advertise if you
want people to know you're on
earth" the Gorilla said Its the
lions roar that makes him the King
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-02-03

Stand patters will never make bead
ny against president who sits pat.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-02-03

Know myself but tell no one
hat thou knowest.
y = -
Some men pass through many,
hany troubles most Of which never
appen.
y p
A fool is one who gives advice to
wise man and thinks him fool
pr not taking il.
= = y
That man is so crooked" re-
marked Micky Morton. he couldn't
hide behind corkscrew.
\ y 2
If the scale or the aphis has the
ierve to live through such a winter
Is this they deserve to live.
= = =
Shoes are higher, peanuts and
'eef are higher; even the rivers are
igher; airships have gone higher;
mems wages are hire.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-02-03

Lives of poor men oft remind US
honest men won't stand no chance.
The more we work. there grow be-
hind us bigger patches on our pants.
On our pants, once new and glossy
now are stripes of different hue, all
because subscribers linger and don't
pay US what is due. Then let us be
up and doing; send in your mite,
however small. or when the winds of
springtime strike us. we shall have
no pants at all.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-02-03

Dr. Miles Anti-Pain Pnls-Not soiy
STOP this pain. but do IL quickly.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-02-03

While visiting a printing office
you should bear in mind that it is
just as ill.mannered to look at the
proof sheet or read the copy as it is
to go into the kitchen and look into
the pots and see what they are
going to have for dinner.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-02-03

Walter Laidlaw was the other
night standing by the popcorn stand
gazing earnestly at the western sky.
The young man who sells popcorn
inquired what he was seeking. The
comet" replied Walter. You'll
have to wait until March. THE
young man said. then you can see
II over by HALEY"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-02-03

A Boise man, the story goes.
bought twenty cents worth of steak
and. received a nickel in change.
When he reached home he could not
find the meat, At last he discover
ed the nickel in his overcoat pocket,
and this afforded him clew. Open
ing his purse. he found where he
had put the steak.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-02-03
CURES PILES

For Sale by Palace Drug Store
The Lamar register., 1910-03-30
FOREIGN.

Madriz's army of 1000 is reported to
be marching on Bluefields.
Col. Roosevelt received an ovation
upon his arrival at Cairo. Egypt,
Thursday.
Colonel Roosevelt and party spent
Tuesday at Luxor. Egypt, visiting the
tombs of the ancient Pharaohs.
The Duke of ORLEANS, in a manifesto
to the Royalists of France. apropos Of
the scandals arising from the liquida-
ton of the religious orders. declared
that republican institutions are re-
sponsible for the corruption of man.
The duke announces that he is ready
to go to Paris the minute there is
real chance of overturning the present
rule, and he concludes his statement
by saying: Popular disgust indicates
that the time is almost ripe"
The Lamar register., 1910-03-30
NO HEALTHY SKIN LEFT

My little son, a boy of five. broke
out with an itching rash. Three doc
tors prescribed for him, but he kept
getting worse until we could not dress
him any more. They finally advised
me to try certain medical college.
but its treatment did no good. At
the time l was induced to try Cuti-
cura he was SO bad that had to cut
his hair of and put the Cuticura Oint-
ment on him on bandages, as 1t was
impossible to touch him with the bare
hand. There was not one square inch
of skin on his whole body that was
not affected. He was one mass of
sores. The bandages used to stick to
his skin and In removing them 1t used
to take the skin off with them. and
the screams from the poor child were
heartbreaking. l began to think that
he would never get well. but after the
second application Of Cuticura Oint-
ment 1 began to see signs of improve
ment, and with the third and fourth
applications the sores commenced to
dry up. His skin peeled OF twenty
times. but it finally yielded to the
treatment. Now / can say that he Is
entirely cured, and a stronger and
healthier boy you never saw than he
is to-day, twelve years or more since
the cure was effected. Robert Wattam.
1148 Forty-eighth ST.. Chicago. ILL.,.
Oct. Q, 1909"
The Lamar register., 1910-03-30
SPORT.

Baseball-Yale 5; Pennsylvania 2.
The Chicago White Sox will play in
Denver April PA.
DIR. Roller won In straight falls from
Raoul de Rouen at St Joseph Wednes
day night.
The football rules committee met,
discussed. and adjourned without max
ing any changes.
Jeffries has gone on ten-days out
ing in the Tehachapi mountains and
will endeavor to reduce his weight.
]. Alex Solan. manager of Barney
Oldfield, was in Denver Thursday ar
ranging for an automobile meet there
in May.
The annual chess match by cable
between teams of American UNIVERSE
ties and Oxford and Cambridge will
begin April l.
Barney Oldfield broke three worlds
auto records at Daytona. Florida.
Wednesday-twom miles in 0:55:s5. be-
ing one.
The sixty-fifth boat race between Ok
ford and Cambridge was won at Put
ney. wednesday by Oxford. The time
was 2O:1i.
Advices from Catania. Sicily. are that
Etna continues in violent activity and
large streams of lava are pouring
from fourteen openings.
A dispatch from Honolulu says that
Angus McPhee. who won the worlds
championship steer-roping contest at
Cheyenne. has lost his left hand by =
gunshot wound.
The Lamar register., 1910-03-30
Administration
RAILROAD BILL
CHAIRMAN MAY CHAMPION IT
AFTER INCORPORATING SOME
OF HIS OWN IDEAS.
may ADJOURN may Is
POSTAL SAVINGS BANK BILL, MA
VAL APPROPRIATIONS. AND
ELIMINATING CANNON.

Washington. March 27.-Ambition OF
Representative Townsend of Michigan
to assume charge of the administra-
ton railroad bill on the floor of the
House will not be gratified, the honor
going to Chairman Mann of the COM
mittee on interstate and foreign COM
merce.
This fact developed today and sup
porters of the bill in the form in
which 1t was originally intro
duced by Representative Townsend as
1t now is pending in the Senate are
greately disappointed.
1t has been thought the intense OPP
position of Mr.. Mann to certain fea-
lures Of the bill as drafted by Attorney
General Wickersham would make him
disinclined to champion 1t. His sue
cess in Incorporating many of his own
ideas into the measure. however. made
Mr.. Mann willing to assume the spon-
sorship.
Appropriation bills are being passed
by the Senate about as rapidly as
they are received from the house. The
spirit of retrenchment which has a
firm hold In the Senate committee pre-
cludes the enlargement of the bills to
any extent
The naval appropriation bill is be-
fore the House now and there is in
prospect a sharp contest over the ques-
ton whether there shall be construct
ed two big battleships. or only one. as
the minority of the committee favors.
A similar fight will be made in the
Senate. where many favor cutting
down the appropriations for the navy
and army.
The postal savings bank bill is ex-
pected to come out of the House COM
mittee within a few weeks. There is
considerable sentiment In favor OF
amending II SO as to insure the keep
ing OF funds in banks in the vicinity
where collected.
II the row between the regulars and
insurgent Republicans is at an end. as
leaders of both factions profess to be-
lieve. It would appear that adjourn.
ment OF Congress may be expected
about June Is. There are indications,
however. that the fires of the recent
contest are smoldering and may break
out at any moment.
Considerable talk is heard about
eliminating Cannon from the speaker.
ship. and Saturday the idea was ad-
vanced that Asher c. Kinds. the parlia-
mentarian OF the House might be ia
vored for that place.
In view OF the fate OF the Burleson
resolution. which was designed to ere
ate vacancy. members might hest
tate to renew such motion. The
whole subject. nevertheless. is attract
ing attention.
The Lamar register., 1910-03-30

He was doctor and was patiently
waiting for his first patient. Thought
he: 'If the mountain will not come
to Mohammed. Mohammed must go
to the mountain. And as patients will
not seek me out l must needs seek
hem out" He strolled through the
cheap market and presently saw 3
man buy six nice cucumbers. Here's
a chance!" said he. and followed him
home. Patiently he waited for four
long and lonely hours and about mid
night the front door quickly opened,
and the man dashed down the steps.
He seized him by the arm and cried
earnestly: DO you want a doctor?"
Want more cucumbers!"
The Lamar register., 1910-03-30
Fatal Auto Accident.

Fort Collins.-On the eve Of accom-
plfshing one of the biggest of the iri-
CATION projects. to which he had given
much OF his life. Wellington Hubbard
of this city was instantly killed Friday
morning and three other men were in
jured in an automobile accident on
Pingree hill. forty-eight miles north
west OF this city. ID. w. Brunton. a
mining engineer of Denver. well known
throughout the West. had his right
arm and right leg cut. A. l. Akin
of this city had both arms broken at
the wrist. and Dalton Davis. also OF
this city. sustained severe bruises.
The Lamar register., 1910-03-30

The Pullman Company has voted to
increase its stock ;20.000.000 and will
distribute it to stockholders as stock
dividend.
Governor Wilson of Kentucky has
signed the bill providing for electro
cution as the means of inflicting the
death penalty.
Creston Clarke. the actor. nephew of
Edwin Booth. and grandson of Junius
Booth, died at Ashville, North Caro-
lima, Monday, from tuberculosis. aged
forty-four.
The Lamar register., 1910-03-30
CONDENSED RECORD OF THE
PROGRESS OF EVENTS AT
HOME AND ABROAD.
FROM ALL SOURCES
SAYINGS. poINos, ACHIEVE.
MENTs. suFFERINGs. HoPEs
AND FEARS OF MANKIND.
WESTERN.

Mrs. Russell Sage is i'll at Pasadena.
Calf.
Prairie fires in Nebraska caused n
loss Of 100000.
South Dakota sheep losses will be
about fifty per cent.
Forty eight bodies have been taken
from the Rock Island wreck in Iowa.
Rock Island officials will tour Colo
RADIO to inspect their growing interests.
Weston, the walker, has arrived at
Topeka, ten days ahead of schedule.
Prospects are good for the railroad
differences to be settled by arbitration.
Mayor Hurlbert of Grand Junction
had several ribs broken by the kick of
a horse.
The temperature at Rapid City,
South Dakota, Monday. was eighty
one degrees.
San Francisco will hold a Panama
celebration in 1915. having won the Sc
lection over San Diego.
Tex Richard has announced that the
prices of seats for the Jeffries-Johnson
fight. July 4th. will range from S. to
$50.
Jack Cudahy was not tried at Kan
sas City for his attack upon Jere Lii
lis, no one having appeared to prose
cute.
william Fletcher, aged II. was
dragged by a big kite over n declivity
in San Francisco and fell $50 feet to
his death.
Thomas F. Walsh and family have
left San Antonio and gone to Washing
ton. Mr.. Walsh's condition is consid-
cred very serious.
Galen Clarke. the discoverer of the
Mariposa grove OF big trees and for
twenty years guardian of Yosemite val
ley, died Thursday night, aged ninety
six.
a report from Washington says that
1t Is altogether likely that the govern
ment will discontinue the Fort Lewis
Indian school at the close of the pres
ent fiscal year.
"Squatters'' having occupied their
tracts since before creation of forest
reserves. and compiled with the home
stead law. can acquire title to 100
acres prior to survey.
At Anaconda. Montana, the Anacon-
da Copper Company voted to increase
its capital stock from 100000 to c.
100000 shares. and provided for the
merging of n half-dozen other compa-
MES.
The Lamar register., 1910-03-30
Marriage.

A game of chance in which the
chances are about even. The man
leads at first, but after leaving the
altar he usually follows breathlessly
in his wife's trail. The rules are very
confusing. If a masked player holds
you up some night at the end OF a
long gun, 1t is called robbery" and
entities you to telephone the police;
but II your wife holds you up for n
much larger amount the next morn
ing at the end of a long hug. 1t Is
termed diplomacy" and counts in her
favor. In this, as in other games of
life. wives are usually allowed more
privileges than other outlaws.-Judge.
The Lamar register., 1910-03-30
GEN e RAJ.

Senator Platts will leaves his prop
srty to his sons.
Chicago men claim their new airship
will cross the Atlantic in day
New York Republicans are preparing
to welcome Colonel Roosevelt.
The condition of Senator DAME, OF
Virginia is reported as improved.
Judge Jones. a negro. was lynched
at Pine Bluff. Ark Improper con
duct"
Forty present and past councilmen
bribery.
Chicago had another dynamite bomb
scare Thursday night. Small damage
was done.
February excavations at the Panama
canal were the largest recorded In any
single month.
The Carnegie steel plants in Penn
sylvania and Ohio will hereafter be
closed down Sundays.
The strike of the leather workers
promises to be settled soon. One hun
bred are involved in Denver.
Detroit, after nine years controver
sy, has decided to accept Mr.. Carne
gie's offer of $4,000 for a library.
The Chicago Council has passed ar
ordinance limiting the exposed poin
Of hat pins in use to one-half inch.
Mrs. Marie Theydlauff. an obscure
scrub-woman of Grand Rapids. Mich.
died and left her earnings, $4,000. tc
charity.
A Rock Island train was wrecked
near Green Mountain, Iowa, Monday
and forty-five people were killed and
thirty-eight injured.
Chicago anti-saloon forces will moi
bring legal action to compel the cleo
ton commission to place the saloon
question on the ballot for city election
President Taft, at the New Yori
Press Club, Tuesday night, apologizet
for his speech at Chicago, in which he
roasted the press.
Eugene N. Foss tDemocrat) of Bos
ton will succeed Congressman Lover
ing (Republican), Tuesdays election
having given him $50 votes the best
of 1t.
The p. Railway managers and fire
men reached an agreement in Chicago
Wednesday. The wage question will
be arbitrated and other differences
were compromised.
Fires-D. NJ. Ferry. Windsor. Ont.
loss, 100000; Hamilton Tanning
Company, Hamilton. w. Va, $1,000,
900; general. Morganfield. KY. 500.
900: Mount Hope. Va. $250.000.
]. II. Bethea of Dillon, South Caro-
lima, while riding on a B. & o. train
in Delaware. killed o. E. Wellman. the
conductor, and Samuel Williams. the
colored porter, and was himself killed
by policemen. Bethea was drunk.
The Chicago election commission
will inquire into the validity Of $4,000
names to petitions for the local option
issue to be submitted.
E. P. Ripley. president of the Santa
Fe railway, has denied the story pub
lished tina t the Pennsylvania railrod
had bought a large amount Of stock in
the Santa Fe.
The Lamar register., 1910-03-30
LOOKING Ahead.

Josephine. aged ten. has a decided
lisp. She also is very fond of attend.
ing the matinee. The other day she
was giving a spirited story of the play
to Marion. who was aged nine.
My mamma says It isn't good for
little girls to go to the theater." said
Marion with an air Of self-righteous-
ness. I'm not ever going till I'm 49,"
"Humph." retorted Josephine with
out any hesitation. ''th-pose you die
when you're theventeen. then you'll
be thtung,"-Woman's Companion.
The Lamar register., 1910-03-30

Fort Collins.-G. B. Hunt. president;
]. r. Hewitt. vice president. and c. ID.
Birmacombe. stock salesman. all OF the
Carlisle News Company Of Denver.
charged with obtaining money under
false pretenses. were placed in the city
Jail here Wednesday night. having
been arrested in Denver at noon
Thursday. Their main business, 1t
is claimed. was to collect mon
ey from ministers. lawyers. col
leges and students seeking magazines
and books. 1t is alleged that they go'
this way about $1,000 which they failed
to report to the publishers for whom
they had been soliciting.
The Lamar register., 1910-03-30

San Acacio.-The construction train
of the San Luis Southern Railroad
Company. which is building south
through the Costilla estate from Blan-
ca. on the Denver & Rio Grande, in
Costilla county. reached San Acacio.
a new town on the estate. Friday. Pas
sengers are now being hauled as oc-
casion demands over the new line from
Blanca. Regular passenger service
will be established between these
points April It'll.
The Lamar register., 1910-03-30

washington.-An amicable agree
ment OF the Canadian tariff situation
probably will be reached in the next
few days. Following a conference be-
tween the Canadian representatives
and President Taft at the White
House. a statement was given out in
which 1t was declared that the nego-
tiations had taken a form which gave
assurance that a friendly understand
ing would be reached Immediately.
The Lamar register., 1910-03-30
U. p. Lose. Rioht.of.way Fight.

Denver-Because the Union Pacific
Railway Company failed to comply
with all stipulations under which it
secured a right-of-way from the gov
eminent for its line from Denver to
Cheyenne. in 1862. 1864 and 1866.
Judge Robert E. Lewis. in a decision
rendered Thursday in the Federal
Court. denied the railroad company
right to the 4o0-foot strip Of ground
which 1t has been making an effort to
secure for several years past. The
case was the outcome Of an injunction
suit started by the Union Pacific to
prevent the Colorado & Southern. Chi
cago. Burlington & Quincy. Laramie &
Northwestern, Greeley Terminal Com
pany. the city of Greeley and others
from building upon or occupying
ground along the land claimed.
The Lamar register., 1910-03-30
WEEKS EVENTS
COLORADO


Lamar.-Officials have under arrest
Samuel NJ. Matlock and John r. Mil
Ter. who are charged with the brutal
robbery of Mrs. Edward Bench. at her
home in the suburbs of Lamar. Thurs
day night The amount of money sto-
len was $3.50. Matlock is well known
here. Miller is travelling umbrella
mender. Both deny their guilt.
The Lamar register., 1910-03-30

Philadelphia. March 27.-Declaring
that the passage of local option law
would hasten the settlement of the
trouble between the Philadelphia
Rapid Transit Company and its EN-
ployes. the Central Labor Union Mt its
meeting today adopted resolutions
calling upon the members of the
trades unions OF this city to agitate
and vote for local option at every op
portunity.
The Lamar register., 1910-03-30
High Water on the ounnison.

Gunnison, Colo. - Unprecedented
high water for March in the
Gunnison river has taken out four
bridges, threatened several others and
endangered several miles of track
along the Rio Grande railroad. A
large force of men are at work with
dynamite trying to prevent the ice
gorges from sweeping out steel coun-
ty bridges and the railroad track a.
points between here and Sapinero.
The Lamar register., 1910-03-30
Union Pacific to Build New Line.

Greeley.-General Manager Mohler
of the Union Pacific made his first
inspection trip over the Crow Creek
and Pleasant Valley branches Friday
and bought right of way north OF
GAINESVILLE on the Crow Creek line in
order that a third line may be built in
the territory extending north from
GAINESVILLE in the Greeley-Poudre irri-
cation district in northern Weld
county.
The Lamar register., 1910-03-30

Denver.-The Supreme Court Thurs
day afternoon granted stay Of exc
cution to Fred Piel. who was convicted
of murder in the first degree for the
killing of George Kerber. October 26th.
1909. in Weld county. Piel was SEN
fenced by Judge J. E. Garrigues to be
hanged during the week beginning
April 8. Piel was convicted of one of
the most brutal crimes in Colorado's
history, 1t being proved that he
stabbed Kerber until his body was cut
into ribbons, and then gloated over his
crime.
The Lamar register., 1910-03-30
New Experiment Farm.

Fort. Morgan.-Professor Fitch OF
the Agricultural college was here
Thursday arranging for a small tract
on the ]. D. Drown ranch. two miles
from town, for an experiment farm.
which will be planted this year IN po-
tatoes and be under the direct super
vision of the Agricultural college.