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The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09

trouble. I spent over $4,000 doctor.
toring but to no avail. was in de-
spair when l began taking Doan's Kid.
ney Pills but soon felt better. For sew.
en- years l have been free from kid.
ney trouble"
Remember the name-Doan's. For
sale by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09
FOOD HEAT VALUES
WHERE THE GOVERNMENTS Ex
PERIMENTs ARE FAULTY.
More Valuable information Could be
Obtained If Man Fed Badly Cooked
Meal Mere Put in
CaIorimeter.

The department Of agriculture Is
conducting a series of novel eApelf
ments to determine the relative eu'
ergy of heat value of certain loous'
The subject selected for experiment
is required to eat a particular loou'
He then passes into the Calorimetcr'
or heat measurer-an alright glass
cage which has system OF pipes
filed with cold water running arounu
the inside walls.
The heat generated by the body IN
assimilating the food just eaten CAUSES
the water to grow warmer. The IN
crease in its temperature is careiuli!
noted, and a comparison OF the III
creases due to different foods gives
fair measure OF their relative neat
producing qualities.
No one will deny that the arrange
ments here described are most IN
genious. They seem adnlraul!
adapted to shed much light upon inc
subject. But that they will fall 10
record the highest heat effects Oh
beefsteak, chops. rice, cabbage anu
other foods must be obvious 10 the
most superficial observer.
To get that Information me must
60 to the home. And we must have,
rot the well-cooked roast beef ana
cabbage and chops, etc, which the
government scientists are feeding the
subject, but very badly cooked food
indeed.
1t is a fact OF common knowledge
that nothing makes man hotter
than a breakfast chop cooked until
it is as tough as leather; or steak
that can hardly be masticated; or
ham fried when he likes it boiled;
or four-minute eggs instead OF the
favorite two-minute eggs; or we'll
done roast beef when he wants 1t
rare.
If the department Of agriculture
could sneak up and get the irate
father of the family inside a calori-
meter while in the iniamed state
due to these foods-well, he would
probably burst the calorimeter. The
cold water would turn to steam so
quickly that the pipes would have
to give way.
All will admit the difficulty of Sc
curing a scientific registration OF
such remarkable heat effects. But
this difficulty does not alter the fact
that only under these or similar con-
ditions can the observer get any idea
Of the tremendous caloric possibili'
ties of certain foods.
The utmost heat that a man in
comfortable calorifeter, fed on we'll
cooked food, could generate in an
hour would be practically infnites-
imal compared with what a small,
dyspeptic man confronted with
leathery chop r. the domestic board
could emit in a minute.
1t may be that the department in.
tends to make farther and more il.
Illuminating experiments somewhat
later. If it does not, it might as well
confess that 1t is not trying to find
out the extreme heat production of
varit Sc foods-that its investigation,
In word. lacks scope and thorough.
ness.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09
Active Possession.

Guinevere, aged four, was going ont
to walk with young lady, of whom
she was very fond. AS they opened
the street door they were met by a
swirling cloud of dust, blown up from
the thoroughfare.
Keep your lips tightly closed, Gwen,
or you'll get your lungs full OF mi.
crobes," warned the young lady
Guinevere pondered moment and
then, looking up, demanded:
What are your crobes ?"-National
Monthly.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09
A Liking for "IiamIet."

do you like Hamlet?" asked the
hostess of her unlettered, if gushing,
guest.
Indeed l do" VS. the reply. 81 am
excessively fond of it, but always pre-
fer savory to a sweet one"
There was a momentary confusion.
and then the hostess realized that the
admiration of the guest was of a cul.
mary, not literary, character.
Il gave her ham with an omelette
for breakfast next morning" said the
hostess, when telling the story
Scraps
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09
Advising the Mothers

Miss Winifred Gibbs gives lectures
to poor women in New York under
the auspices of the Society for Improy
ing the Condition of the Poor. She
tells them how to buy at the markets
what to buy. and gives them menus
for the children. The lectures are ALI
in the simplest language in order tha,
the most uneducated woman may un.
derstand.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09
When the Fish ExnIoded.

Somebody discovered that fish are
fond of gasoline, and this led to the
idea of soaking worms in gasoline in
order to make them more. alluring
when used for bait.
Mark the result.
Two Of those gasoline-tempted fish
exploded in the frying pan, and broke
the kitchen window. and blew the
cooks face full of mashed potato, and
hurled the teakettle into the flour bar
rel, and painted the kitchen ceiling
with stewed tomatoes.
Call it lying world and let it go at
that
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09

the kidneys well and
health is easily main.
tanned. Doan's Kid.
ney Pills m AXE
strong. healthy kid
neyS.
Mrs. Della E. Chap.
man. 5 Winthrop ST.,
H a r t f ord, Conn,
says: 81 was a
wreck from kidney
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09
He Was Mistaken.

This country would be all right"
said the traveller in heather land.
but It isn't civilized"
That's where you go lame. stran.
GER" rejoined the native. Two per
cent. of the population owns 80 per
cent. OF the land. What more civiliza.
ton do you want?"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09
No Comparlson.

The portly dame in the back seat
Of the hotel hack waxed impatient.
He's the slowest driver ever
saw" she exclaimed
THAT only shows, ma'am." said the
imperturbable jehu. speaking in his
own behalf. that you've never seen
a pile driver at work"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09
She Was Settled

Mrs. Uppson-I don't want another
gddy girl. Can't you get me settled
woman?
Employment Agent think can,
ma'am. I know OF one who has had
five husbands. and doesn't want any
more.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09
Yellow.

Friend suppose there is great
deal Of money in contributing to the
leading magazine?
Authorizes. but there's a great
deal more in contributing to TIE
misleading ones.--Puck.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09
Behind the Times.

Lettuce Denby-But this is SO sud-
den!
Uppen Dewing-Sudden! It's near
ly two weeks! Young lady. don't you
know that the modern, up-to-date.
Robert w. Chalmers period of court
ship is only two minutes?
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09
Different Matter,

Pretty Daughter-B papa. don't
see why you should be SO down on
Harold. He is willing to die for me.
Papa-Oh. we'll. don't object to his
doing that. thought he wanted to
marry you.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09
Then II Hsprened,

What made you think he would
propose to me?'
why, when I refused him he said
he didn't care what became of him.
but perhaps he wasn't serious -
Houston Post.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09

There are two kinds of unhappy PEG
pie in the world-those who are sad
because they are not known, and those
who are miserable because they are
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09
Got stunq, All Right.

Bill-This paper says that bees
were unknown to the Indians.
Jill-Yes, 1 believe it was the ira.
ders who used to sting them.-Yonkers
Statesman.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09
A Pull Somewhere.

He-So you finished the novel ]
brought you. How did 1t come out?
She-The author must have had a
pull; can't see any other way.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09
a Summer Resort.

Noah disembarked.
"A combination CT the mountains
and seashore!" he cried.
Herewith he resolved to advertise
the tour.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09
A Pleasant Memory.

The veteran pulled at his pipe and
stared thoughtfully into the glowing
embers. YES" he said. I'VE made the
enemy run that day. But. thank
heaven, they didn't catch u.s."
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09
sian Of Quality.

"I'm sure that there is some Won
derful quality in my daughters voice."
What makes you think so?"
"None Of the neighbors have OBJ
jected to her practising"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09
Askinn Advice

Professor. as you know. | was the
champion debater of 1910"
Quite so, my boy"
AS such a champion. is there any
ethical reason why shouldn't start a
saloon?"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09
Didn't Want His chewed.

Bill--Don't you like to see a doc
chewing a bone?
Jill-Yes, if It's not enc Of my own
Workers Statesman.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09

But it doesn't rain very hard on the
unjust if he is roosting under a stolen
umbrella
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09
no DRIVE OFT MALARIA >,

AND tsI ILL L IbE SlSAEM
Take the Old standard GROVES TASIki-Ess
CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taxing
Tho formula is plainly printed on every bottle
showing it is simply. Quinine and Iron IN taste
lose form The Ouinine drives out the ma aria
and ire Iron builds up the system. Sold by an
dealers FOR 70 years. Price % cents.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09

Kicks CAPUDNE is the best remedy-re
iieves the aching and feyerishness-cures thu
Cold and restores normal conditions. H.
liquid-effects Immediately. 10c., 25c.,. and Soc
AT drug stores.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09
CHEERFUL WORDS FOR
SUFFERING WOMEN

No woman can be healthy with sick
kidneys. They are often the true cause
of bearing-down pains. headaches, diz
illness, nervousness, languor, etc. Keen
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09

They say she is woman with a
past"
Yes. Once in a game Of bridge she
failed to play the heart convention"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-09-09
Phosphate Lands.


Phosphorus is one of the three essen
tials to plant growth, the other elements
being nitrogen and potash. OF these
three, phosphorus is by all odds the
scarcest element in nature. 1t Is easily
extracted in useful form from the phos-
phate rock, and the United States con-
tains the greatest known deposits of this
rock in the world. They are found In
wyoming, Utah and Florida, as well as
in South Carolina. Georgia and Tennes-
see The government phosphate lands are
confined to Wyoming, Utah and Florida
Prior to March 4. 1903, there were 100000
acres withdrawn from agricultural entry
in the ground that the land covered phos-
phate rock. Since that time, 1920. 600 acres
of the land thus withdrawn was found
not to contain phosphate in profitable
quantities. while 1.67S.0O0 acres was classi-
fed properly as phosphate lands. During
this administration there has been with
drawn and classified $4,000 acres. so that
today there is classified as phosphate rock
land 2ll50O0 acres. This rock is most
important in the composition OF fertilizers
to improve the soil, and as the future is
certain to create an enormous demand
throughout this country for fertilization.
the value to the public of such deposits
as these can hardly be exaggerated Ger
tainly with respect to these deposits
followed. A law that would provide
leasing system for the phosphate depos-
its. together with provision for the sep
aration Of the surface and mineral rights
as is already provided for in the case of
coal would seem to meet the need OF
promoting the development of these de-
posits and their utilization in the agri-
cultural lands of the west. If 1t -
thought desirable TO discourage the expor-
tation of phosphate rock and the saving
of 1t for our own lands. this purpose
could be accomplished by conditions in
the lease granted by the government TO
Its lessees OF course. under the consti-
tuition the government could not tax
and could not prohibit the expectation OF
phosphate. but as proprietor and owner
of the lands in which the phosphate Is
deposited II could impose conditions upon
the kind of sales, whether foreign or do
nestle which the lessees might make of
the phosphate mined.
Water-Power Sites.
Prior TO March 4. 1909. there had been.
on the recommendation of the reclama-
ton service. withdrawn from agricultural
entry. because they were regarded as
useful for water-power sites which ought
not to be disposed of as agricultural lands,
tracts amounting to about four million
acres The Withdrawals were hastily
that was not useful for power sites.
They were intended to include the power
sites on % rivers in nine states. Since
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-02-05

SHEPHERDS CHECKS FOR SCHOOLGIRLS TAILOR-M
once again the long favored shepherd
dresses and taio
materials will
girls
shows
loose-httng with
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CLUB CHAT.

The American Music society meets
next Monday evening with Mrs.
Charles Read. and the following will
take part: DR.. E. A. Rykert. Miss
Edna Bailey. A. Klisselburg. Mrs.
Emily Setter, Miss Margaret Duvall,
Mrs. Arnoldson. Miss Edna Dwyer.
ClawSon.
The Pan Hellenic society Will meet
next Thursday with Mrs. l. E. Arnold
and Mrs. Schauffleberger at the lat
ters' home, 529 Eighth avenue.
On Monday the Froebel Kindergar-
ten club met with Miss Alton Young
and Miss Mary Fox gave an interest
ing talk on her recent trip to Cali
fornia and Miss Mareeret Moore a
paper on the life of Washington. A
new organization has been effected by
the members of the Froebei club call
cd the West End" club its purpose
being to aid the efforts of the young
women In charge of the Free Kinder
garten work in the western end of
the city. as conditions there make
their problems especially strenuous.
Mrs. A. #. McCanne entertained tho
Wasatch Literary society on Tuesday
afternoon and an interesting paper
was read by Mrs art on Short
Stories of the Day" and sketches of
their authors lives and Miss Flora
McCanne gave n pinno section.
The current events and current IL
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-,i,s, - -, 1. L. Kirkham were e,yar
H. we'Some in the ward" surnrisa ,,''
sDIsnopr1c and friends al ,hetr ne,S
fsnee fvI u. which was most success.
,1 Mr. and Mrs. Il. Fl. Edwards and
WI ana Mrs. David Dorton OF Ca,ianI
Sspent the first OF the week win Iohi
friends and relatives. As'i'
rms evening the D. r. society WIN
~ "oiu thelr monthly session an the how
VI MIS- Kate Klrkham.
Vow, Athenian Literary club held a
Mre GI1sant session at the home of
D.,S, Tn ,. w. Ross Wednesday afternoon
read i'ei people Delns
WI ana Mrs. John w. Stoker havo
Sone 10 Nampo, Idaho. where they win
"iaNe their home for the coming wear
Wis Charles G. Friel returned homo
Suuesuay after prolonged visit with
Salt Lake friends, 'i''' Win
Mrs w. T. Brown of Provo has hocn
visiting Lehi friends.
me American Literature society held
PHEASANT session at the home OF DIR
ana Mrs w. T. Haster Wednesday
M Mr; w; stimmel of Sugar. Ida. is
visiting Lehi friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. Melvin Wilson Of paw
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p Searl, Grant c. Bagley. w. d. Rob-
srts. E, A. Thornhlll, IT. McNitt, r.. X
fr,jnc j. c. Smith and Mrs Martin
Miss Mayme Smith. Dainty refresh
,oents were served and a pleasant aft
prnoon enjoyed.
lester Kirk who is attending the uni
rersity in this city, spent Saturday and
sunday with his parents In Pleasant
Grove.
One of the very pleasing events OF
The week was the reception given We'd
o,sday evening at the Commercial club
rooms. A large number OF guests were
present and were highly enterta med
r,ith an excellent musical program. un-
aer the direction OF Prof. A. C Lund
The following well known artists took
nart. Miss Mable Borg, Ethel Ras-
band. Prof Lund and Misses Ellertson,
Fulncr. Bean, and Messrs. johnson.
Nelson. Anderson and johnson. and
Prof Gudmansen. Delicious refresh
ments were served and very pleasant
social evening passed.
Mr.. and Mrs. II. t. Smith announce
the engagement OF their daughter. Miss
Gertrude, to Leo NJ. Tingey of Salt
Lake, Marriage TO take place Feb. 2,
in Salt Lake City.
Andy Ashbar of Denver spent A
couple OF days in Provo, the guest of
Mr. and Mrs John Armand.
A very ENJOYABLE character party was
given Thursday evening in the Sixth
ward Social hall by the NJ l. assocIa-
tions. Many unique costumes we're
worn and very merry evening en-
joyed By all.
The junior girls OF the Third ward
NJ !. association delightfully."- surprised
the members OF the senior class.
very enjoyable time was passed IN
games and music. Light refreshments
were served
Miss Gertrude Smith was the guest of
honor at a shower given Thursday eve
ming by her sister. Mrs. Lynn Haws.
About 30 young people were present
md enjoyed n social evening, MANY
beautiful presents were received by the
popular bride to-be
Miss Viva Finlayson and Miss Flora
TODD both teachers at Pleasant Grove,
sT,ent the latter part of the week In
Provo with Mr.. and Mrs Fred F.nIay-
son, parents of Miss Finlayson.
John H. Davis of Vernal spent a few
days visiting old friends in Provo.
William Jones Of the Sixth ward was
the recipient of a very enjoyable sur
prise party at his home "Wednesday
evening. About 30 friends and neigh
hors taking possession of the house and
making pleasant social evening
Salt Lake today. after pleasant week
spent In Provo.
Mrs. w. l.. Biersack chaperoned the
following party of young people Sunday
to Olmsteod: Misses Zella Farrer. Fay
Loose. Kate Alexander and Messrs
Monroe, Wcgg and Armstrong
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LOGAN.

The A. c. Woman's club was enter
taincd at O luncheon on Monday, served
by the domestic science department Of
the b. Y. c. at their attractive rooms
The hostesses were Mesdames F. w.
Robinson, F. W. Thatcher and George
Bell. The place cards and decorations
were Japanese and the delicious menu
was served by daintly attired Gelsha
girls. After the luncheon the guests
repaired to the home of Mrs. f. w.
Thatcher where progressive Fan Tan
was played, and the prize. a hand
painted Japanese tea strainer. was won
by Miss Elizabeth Smith.
On Saturday evening the faculty of
the A. c. gave an Informal reception
10 the student body. nearly LOCO stu
dents being received in the handsomely
decorated library, where games, re-
treatments and a musical program
were enjoyed, after which dancing in
The gymnasium was the order of the
evening. The students were unanimous
in pronouncing the reception the most
delightful event of the year. To the
members of the English faculty who
had the reception directly In charge
the success of the evening Is largely
due.
The officers and teachers of the Sixth
ward Sunday school surprised their
superintendent, Mr.. II. A Peterson
Tuesday evening. The rooms were
effectively decorated with carnations
and the entertainment Of the evening
consisted of music, games and refresh
ments.
On Sunday. literary evening at the
First ward Mutual the time was de-
voted to THE Rivals" Mrs Weston
Vernon. briefly reviewed the book, after
which some OF the girls from Miss
Zella Smart's elocution class of the 3.
Y c. interpreted the characters in the
play
on Friday evening, Feb. IL, the So
rosls sorority of the A. c. gives a dane
ing party mt the Thatcher pavilion.
Mrs. Zina Y Card of Salt Lake spent
the week end here.
Mrs. Leo Campbell, spent the last
weekend in Salt Lake.
DIR. and Mrs. Emeise spent the week
in Salt Lake.
Mr. and Mrs. c. w. Nibley came up
from Salt Lake last Saturday. Mrs
Nibey had been spending the week in
Salt Lake.
Miss Martha Smith. daughter OF Or
son Smith. spent the two last weeks AZ
the Wright farm. near Hyrum
Mrs. Hal Farr spent The early part
of the week at the Wright farm.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph odel returned
from Salt Lake last Sunday
Prof and Mrs. w S. Langton and
son Gibbs spent part OF the week in
Salt Lake.
Mr. Lewis Cannon came to Logan
last Sunday.
Mr.. Horace Nebeker spent last sun
day in Ogden.
Miss May Howell went TO Salt Lake
last Sunday. where she VIII spcnd me
rest OF the winter with her sister. Mrs
Lewis r. Cannon
Mr.. Carlisle Nibley went to Salt Lake
last Saturday for two or three days
stay.
Mr.. orson Smith spent Sunday and
Monday here.
Mrs Luther Howell spent a couple
OF days In ogden during the week.
Last Friday members of the board OF
.=5tees visited the Agricultural COL
lege At the morning chapel the STU
dents listened 10 Mat Thomas and Jonn
e. Sharp who spoke interestingly. MI
Thomas on ''The Way OF Success. AT.
Sharp gave some OF his experiences III
the early days Of Utah.
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In Woman's World.

Ihe time will come when the state
wlii require all prospective home build
ers Before entering the marriage rela =
uon' 10 take a thorough couisc In
eugenlcs and collaborating, writes Prof
William Henry Lightly in The Deiinca-
Tor for January. Until such things
can be brought about we must 60 on
biundering fearfully in respect to these
matters.
Parents all about US are falling
sadly in their efforts 10 retain their
children In the home not 50 much BE-
cause of Indifference. as because of la
mentable ignorance. For example they
commit again and again the serious
faults of assuming that it is soon
enough to train n child 10 work when
he has become old enough To take a
part In productive labor
But nothing could be farther from
the truth On the other hand much
effort and patience must be expended
in training the child In the principles
fundamentals TO work long before he Is
OF efficient age and strength to earn
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the cake into a butiered mold OF tin
and bake in moderate oven from one
TO one and one-half hour. This Is a
genuine Scotch recipe.
When Replacing a Cane Seat-Old
chairs take on n new lease OF life when
fiber seats replace worn-out cane ones.
but these seats. so easily tackled on
with brass-headed nails, do not always
fit. cut n paper pattern to nj the
chair. and pasts 1t on the bottom Of the
fiber seat. which L then take to a shoe
maker to trim to the right size.
An Easy Way TO Put Cotton In Quilts
i have discovered that time and pa
tiencc may be saved when putting cot
ton in quilts If the cotton is first rolled
about an ordinary yardstick Spread
the cotton out on a large table or the
floor. roll on the stick. then transfer to
the quilt foundation and unroll
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OF COURSEl

ed founce that is extrmeley soft and
unassertVe-
Marking Underclothes and Handker-
chiefs.-To mark underclotheS satisfac-
toriIy, write your name on linen tape
and outline il IN red OF blue fast cotton.
You can OF course buy them ready wov-
en-, but they are rather expensive. II
vbu have your strip of tape so that
you can pick il up at odd moments you
will soon have plenty of markers. Write
the name In ink so that 1t will not rub
off while working. 1t doesn't show un-
der the cotton For handkerchiefs. the
best way is to outline your name with
white embroidery thread. II will out
wear any handkerchief, and Is always
Enthusiastically plain.
Delicious Snow -Cakc-Onc pound OF
arrowroot, one fourth pound Of pow
dered white sugar. half n pound OF but
ter the whites of six eggs. and flavor
ing to taste: almonds. vanilla, or lemon.
Beat the butter to n cream. stir the
sugar and arrowroot gradually at the
same time beating the mixture; whisk
the whites of the eggs to a stiff froth:
add them to the other ingredients and
beat we'll for 20 minutes Flavor, pour
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ed nounoe that Is extrmeley soft and
unassertiVe-