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The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01
The counterfeit soutberner.

Of course. there are many counter
feits. A most amusing imitation Is
one that often passes for the typical
southerner in New York. This satchel-
mouthed braggart infests the cafes
and demands attention by his abusing
the waiter for offending his delicate
sense of honor. Il hate niger, sub,
he loudly proclaims, which Is a senti-
ment that one never hears from those
to the manner born. He haunts the
theaters and parades the streets, since
it is poor fun to practise his gentility
In private.
He wears a wide black hat, mounts
the table and yells whenever the band
plays a southern melody. Such pre-
tentious caricature would be harmless
enough, but for the ridicule he brings
upon the south. Unfortunately, popu-
lar authors seem to accept him at face
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01
a Strono Preacher,

n strong PREACHER.
The minister's eight-year-old daugh-
ter was returning with her parents
from church, where the district super
intendent had that morning occupied
the pulpit.
"Oh, father" asked the little girl,
her face alive with enthusiasm, don't
you think Brother c. is very strong
preacher? l do"
Gratified by this evidence of un-
usual intelligence on the part of his
offspring, the minister eagerly in
quired into her reasons for her state
ment
"Oh," replied the little miss, artless
ly, didn't you see how the dust rose
when he stamped his feet?"-Judge.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01

whole structure is suspended from the
floor above and a ratchet wheel at
each end of the platform is moved up
or down by workmen at the wheels.
The outward cable prevents any sway
ing from the wind or from movements
of men on the platform, while from
the scaffolding brickwork, stonework
or steelwork may be placed from the
outside accurately and without dan
ger.
In washing the enameled white
brick of buildings or in painting them,
the device is said to be most valuable
The machines were tested recently on
the new Sherman house. in Chicago.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01
Wasted Sarcasm.

The Philadelphia milk dealers who
recently raised the price of their
product to nine cents quart and then
lowered it again to eight appear to
have been the subjects of a great deal
of unjust censure. They announced
at the time of the raise that milk
could not be sold at eight cents with
out loss. Finding that the consumers
would not pay the new price, however.
they are continuing to sell at the old.
thereby qualifying as genuine philans
thropists. Every purchaser of milk
at eight cents a quart will doubtless
hereafter feel that he is an object Of
charity.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01

u s. army signal corps system. On
board were a score of huge TASKS
filled with alcohol In them floated
strange shapes which it was hard to
believe were once living creatures.
Balls of red hair which looked
like tousled human heads proved upon
dissection to be a strange kind Of deep
water crab. Flesh colored round
masses were found clinging to the
cable by minute tentacles. One crea-
ture was shaped like the diablo toy,
narrow in the middle with big con-
cave white disks at either end by
which it catches hold of any object.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01

deep as that, and so on.
The mission was looking hopeless
when suddenly she darted from the
shop and seized passing gentleman
by the hand.
will you please come into this shop
with me-" size asked innocently.
Certainly, my chickabiddy," he re-
piled. IF can be of any use. What
is it,"
The little girl replied not, but led
the wondering stranger to the counter.
There, miss" she said. triumphant
ly. Mother wants some ribbon the
color of this gentleman's nose"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01
AS 1T APPEARED TO HER
Mrs. Oelrichs Evidently Didn't Think
Much of MIR. Blanks Earning
Capacity

Mrs. Herman Oelrichs, the best
dressed woman in Newport, criticized
very pertinently, at recent dinner.
the new dinner gowns of Paquin and
Callot
These clinging and filmy gowns are
chiefly remarkable for the V-shaped
back that they possess. The VT is
incredible. but it is true-opens all the
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01
PUT SPELL ON PAWNBR0KER
Impecunlous vloIinist Stood Excellent
Chance of Getting His Instru-
ment Back.

Hear any noise about my place
last night?" asked the pawnbroker.
First the man upstairs said mo"
but upon second thought he added:
Come to think of it, | believe l did
hear some music that seemed to come
from down there somewhere"
Sure you did," said the pawnbrok-
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01

Strange Marine Forms Brought Up
With Deep Sea Cable Sunk
for Ten Years,

Strange monsters the like of which
have seldom been seen by man were
dragged from a depth of $500 feet by
the crew of the cable ship Burnside
when they repaired the Alaska cable
off Mt. ST. Elias last month.
The Burnside is moored at its buoy
in Elliott bay after two months of re-
pairing and relaying the cables of the
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01

way down to the waist line. At gala
performance in Paris given by the
Metropolitan Opera company of New
York-the most successful perform
ance Paris ever saw, and one whereat
$4,000 was gained for the Pluviose
victims-many of the beautiful Ameri-
cans in the $40 orchestra seats wore
these daring gowns, and now at New
port they are often to be seen.
Mrs. Oelrichs stared at one with as
founded eyes at dinner, and her
neighbor said:
Isn't that new gown of Mrs. Blanks
a dream? Old Mr.. Blank Is so de-
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01

MAY escort you to the swimming
party tomorrow, Miss Ethel?"
"Why, yes, I'd like to go, thank
you but mother will have to chaperon
me-"
'Do-do you think that's neces.
sary?"
"Of course I do. I'm never afraid
when mothers along. Mother knows
Just what to do for cramps, and she
can swim like a champion duck!"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01
Secret of Making Russian Lestb,

When Marshall Jewell was minister
to Russia he discovered the secret of
making Russia feathers by his sense of
smell The Russians use birch bark
tar IN dressing skins instead Of tallow
and grease. BY literally following his
nose one day on visit to large Rus
sian tannery Jewell CHANGED upon the
secret compound in large kettle. He
recognized the odor of the birch bark
and reported the discovery to his gov
eminent AS a result genuine Russia
leather goods are now being made in
this country.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01
TWICE IN THE SAME PLACE

along the lake front and soon grew
into great trees which, In time, came
to be landmarks. Ten years ago the
largest of the great cottonwoods was
struck by lightning. The bolt seemed
to be in the shape of an enormous
knife. for it sliced off large strip of
the trunk for seventy feet or more.
Such stroke would have killed less
vigorous tree. But the cottonwood
stood the blow bravely, recovered. and
went on growing as though nothing
had happened, and In time there was
nothing but long. brown scar to
prove the visitation OF the deadly bolt
from the skies.
Early in July last the lightning came
again. Before the bolt struck the
leaves of the old cottonwood were
green and glossy; within an hour after
the stroke every leaf was shriveled
and had turned brown; all signs of
lie had departed; the old cottonwood
was dead.
strangely enough. tais time the
bolt left no mark, ard yet killed In
stahtiy. Nature plays some very
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01

Another strange marine creature is
shaped like an octopus but has at
least two dozen tentacles instead of
eight. Many octopuses were found
clinging to the cable, but they were
thought too common to preserve.
While sections of the cable pulled
up for inspection were found covered
several feet deep with strange plants
and animal life, seaweed, black in
stead of green, sponges and sea
urchins predominated.
Probably the strangest creature
found on the cable was a flesh colored
fish not more than four feet long,
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01
MECHANICAL AND INDUSTRIAL
NOTES.

A reed basket of peculiar shape
mounted or long handle has been
patented by a Pennsylvania to pick
fruit
The industry of making lebkuchen,
or honey cake, is worth to the Ger
man city of Nuremburg about 81 .OOO.-
900 a year
A concrete lock to be built at Lock
port, n. Y, in connection with the EN-
pire states barge canal, will have a
lift of 80 feet.
A single blast in a mountain side
in southern California brought down
10000 cubic feet of rock to be used in
building a dam.
For every man, woman and child in
this country. there is manufactured
each week more than IL pounds of fin
ished iron and steel products.
A recently invented rescue stretch
er for mines has oxygen tanks at one
end, opening into a bag in which a
mans head and shoulders may be
placed
The acid carbonates and sulphates
in cement are said not only to pre-
vent the formation of rust on iron or
steel used for reinforcing but also to
dissolve away the oxide formed before
the metal is covered.
A motor boat invented by a Wiscon-
sin man, and found practicable. is
mounted, catamar-n fashion, >. two
narrow hulls, which are kent filled
with air.
One of the large Pennsylvania an.
thracite mining companies has en-
gagged in the manufacture of coal dust
briquettes on large scale. finding
them an economical fuel
Sand is the curse of Portuguese
East Africa. II blocks the rivers and
harbors and stretches in a vast sea To-
ward the interior, effectively cutting
of the coast towns from the high
lands. Besides, it makes the problem
OF transportation the bugbear of the
planter.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01
New Gasoline ENGINE

new German gasoline engine is
claimed to furnish 200 horsepower
from five gallons of fuel per hour. In
each cylinder there are two pistons.
explosions between their heads driv.
ing them in opposite directions at the
same time.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01

playing I was that wrought up that Z
was on the point of letting him take
the fiddle home, money or no money.
Want to know why didn't? So
he'd come again. Sure, her come,
and when he does / am morally GER
tain that I'll have an old pawn ticket
on my hands with neither fiddle nor
money to show for it,
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01
An Explanation.

HOW much the baby looks like Ito
father" said the visitor who meant to
be agreeable.
i.s only the warm weather." re.
piled Mrs. Rasper. 1.-THE child is ue,,.
any right cheerful and Handsome
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01
Practical Matching

What the little girl with the Is cents
in pennies wanted was some red rib
bon of a particular shade for her moth
couldn't explain it and all she could
say was, it wasn't that, no, nor that;
1t was deeper than that, and not so
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01
NOVEL CABINET FOR FILING
Ingenious Devise Arranged so That
Weight Opens Up Series OF
Shelves When Desired.

A novel and ingenious filing cabinet
has been designed by Michigan man.
When closed the device is about the
size of an ordinary cigar box, but
when open it presents a long row of
shelves in which lie the various pa
pers required and all of which can
be seen almost at a glance The
shelves consist of fiat surfaces strung
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01
Linz of Money KINGS.

Ella-"There is good deal OF
money in her family. isn't there?"
Stella-"Yes, she comes of line of
rich ancestors Her father was par
Tor car porter. her grandfather
plumber and her great-grandfather
waiter in a hotel"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01
Spade for Mixing Concrete

For mixing concrete a spade has
been invented with long oval holes in
the blade, the perforation allowing the
finer cement to flow through and give
the face a finer finish.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01
Chinese Concrete sujlsinos

Reinforced concrete buildings OF
Chinese architecture are being built
for Chinese use by Chinese contrac-
tors. Wages a,'e going up and lumber
is in much demand.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01

80 report adds that our inspectors
1--we essayed to stop it, but have not
peen sustained by the department for
the reason that there is nothing DOS.
iti'eiy illegal or necessarily unsani.
tary IN the practise. Survey.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01
HOLD BRUSH I'M PAINT PAIL
Wire Frame Supported in Such Man.
ner That Bristles Are Held Sc
cureiy in Mixture.

The accompanying drawing, illus
trates very simple device adapted to
suspend a brush in a paint pail so
that the bristles will be submerged in
the paint and thus be prevented from
drying. says Scientific American. 1t
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01

voted. They say that everything he
makes goes on his wife's back"
Mrs. Oelrichs, her eye fixed on the
gowr's terrible V, said with smile:
We'll, he must be making very lit
tie, then"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01

"kneading dough with the feet still
prevails in some Italian shops In New
York." according to an official report
OF the New York department OF labor.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01

value and exploit him in novels or
plays where ''southerner" is a nee
essary part of the stage machinery
Everybody's Magazine.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01

Friendships begin with liking or
gratitude-roots that can be pulled up.
Mothers love begins deeper down
George Eliot
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01

consists of wire frame adapted to be
supported on the top of the pail, and
bent back upon itself a number of
times to form fingers between which
the paint brush or brushes may be Sc
cured at any desired point.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01

ticular success was blind man, in
whose hands the rod is said to have
done marvels.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-09-01
Value of Optimism.

1t is worth a thousand pounds year
to have the habit of looking on the
bright side of things.-Dr. Johnson.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-10-24

aus ben idmusigften 3eidJaf-
ten 5iebt man oft oie gro;Iterf Hoin-
9efpinne.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-10-24

amts bnrh9eiest, burh melfes Die
Renenuen bes 6ilrltentlnts iino Die
ginfinfte oes @erri6ers eetrennt ge-
balten meroen lpIen. Ser Sirit lat
ouf ibren @uni6 ouf BEN @enerol=
@oltpernelir, ben @rofen Sollte=
fel1iae, entlai1en. =
9oB Der finnti6e 2anotoe oufge-
loft lit, boben mir bereits %aennelbet.
Sebt erfabrt man, bob oieiet Iuilo-
lung Die 3~ltienoung zines Sd.reibens
on ben G5oren porm1fgegonaen mar,
III Dem Der 2onbtag on5eiate. oab er
Die linn 5l1geaangenen &prlogen
nidt babe beraten fonnen. BUR 8e.
griinoullg fiibrte er an, oo5 sic fir
Sinnlono %eeltenoe @eiesgebunesorb-
nlne uno Dos Selbftbelteuerunes>
redt, oos Dem finnilhen 8olfl idlpn
bon ieber 3ufam> ourd oas neue 8e.
iee iiber 6innluno aufgeboben Mir
Sen. GerfaiIungsanberungen fornten
ober nrr pom 2anotag i'm Yerein
hit Dem Safer porgenomr!en mer-
ben, mogegen oas nelle GeIes oics
&edt ausidlieBlid ben geietsebenoen
ruiitihen &orperidaften berfeibe.
9esbolb babe Dos @eieb III 6inalnno
feline &roft ltno braltd)e nitet hefolgt
SIT meroen. 0aroufbin erfclotc oie
Mufloiung. @ie aenncr Der ftnn-
lanoii6en @erbaltniile 6eoonpten,
bat lie gar feinen 3lued, ba Der neue
2oubtag oieielbe 3ulomuleniebilne
5eige11 miro, mie Der alte. =
Sn @riedenlanb bat bic nca er-
itanoene ul1~nabbangige Eolfspor-
tel, Bic aus BEN @oblen nit gro,
Der Maioritot oIs Sieeer berpor-
gegangen it, Die Gegierung iiber-
nommen. SIR Siibrer @eneaeloa
bot ein aubinett gebiloet. Gcne5e.
los lit elm &retenier. gr muroe lei
ner5eit BON areta IN Die 9%fationol=
berlammlune eeifidt, moJeaen Die
tiirfiide &egierung, oeren @igen-
tim befanntlid areta nodJ INNER
lit, enereiid 8roteit einleste Sc
mdre oamals beinabe gum poltitdn.
oigen grltf 5miiden @rieGen!onf
uno Ser giirfei gefommen uno ct
muroe alh mir onrd Die @elhid.
lihfeit 8ene5elos' permieoeu. Ger
ielbe legte iofort iein freteuiilhes
@onoat nieoer uno muroe Bonn
BON Ntben als 9eleeat ,ur Ser
iamnlluna semabIt.
@eiieselos ion ELM beoputenbef
Monn iein unb man bot 1einer mi
| niltertatigfeit nit groBen 5offniil.
gen enteegengeieben. gis jept form.
ten iif oiele @offnunaen ltibel
ni6t erflaelt, oenu es lino oeir
| &abinet BON Der Nationalperiamm.
llrne fortfpGbreno Sinberniiie in
Sen @ea eelegt moroen. Sc mn
nidt moalid ein @ertrauenspotum
BON ibr gu erlunsen. Sn 5ulge
oieier Gbifaniererei bat oaS aobi-
net bereits feline Neiignatinn ein'
leereidt, ober Der aonie fat ie
! nidt angenommen mn6 eiilc nor
| 10000 Meniden beiilfte Moliell,
beriammluna ser Burger Mtben's
bat iid) fir oos aobinet auseeipro-
den. @ie iif Die Gage entIuidein
miro, meiB man in oieierl Mugen.
b(if nod nidt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-10-24

Den beiten Mogen Dot o,e Belt
lie perihlinat o1es.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-10-24

Der Stat elmer Dame In Nptre Dame
an ale bieienigen. Die an Hbeumatiss
mus. Oh nun Wusfels ooer 8elenfrbcu,
matismus. an 5iftidmer5en. Segens
l9uB. 8idenpeb, S1mer5en IN Der
Rierenaesenb ODER @erbenidmeraen leis
ben, gebt babin, an Tie Inn elm 9nlisn1it<
tel gu f1reiben. tpeI6es tpieoerboli
ianmtlide bieier @ebreden aebeilt hat.
Sie~fiiblt es als lire Rflidt, baileIbc
an aue fuitenfrei gu fdiden. Sic f6ns
aen 5u 9auie cine Seilung berbe,fiib<
rem. mas $aitienbe be5epsen t%0tnen; Elm
@limatpediel lit nidt erforoerlid. 9ies
les entbedte einfahe Iittel i6eibei
Sarnidire aus benz glute, modt bic
ffeifen @elenfe gei6meioie, reinigt bas
Blit llno Hart Sic Sebfraft; Dem sars
aen &trperibitem fpirb GIeftri5itdt unb
Spannnng berlieben. 8enn 6bise5 sic
griananns bon ge:ueiIsn Sran 81. @illns
lners. Bog M. Notre Game, Snb. Sdreis
ben Sic in bieier Gbrnhe.
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@eauunaen, bic Seimat An ncrlaEem

Seoes Sabr lit cine ero5c Mn-
5abl 2ungen-2eioenoer gsspuneen,
elm anoeres 4lima auf3uiuden. Dies
lit ~foitipielig uno nift illlnler lihcrr
@s gibt einen beiieren @ea. 2aBi
@ud our6 Or. Sings Seer Disco,
bern gu Sauie furieren. yes FIJI
rierte mid BON 2llngenleiOen"
idrieb @. 81. @elion bon 5aIamine,
Mrf, naIs MGes @noere iebliAlug
nno ih naDm AZ 8funo al Bcpitl
5m.| 80 Gts. nnb $1.00. 5reie Nar-
iuhsflaiden BEL o1en 0rt,asliten.
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Gin ertrinfenber Menih

Gin ertrinfenber Menid erelfi
na6 einem StroBbalm, .abcr ireil
Der Strobbalm lein @emif. nidt
iiber @aiier balten fam, 1T es De-
RIM nibt seiaet, bob Ell itarfer
8aum5meig iol6es ni1t eetan Da-
ben miirbe, faus iid @eIegenheit &c,
boten batte, i'm erfof.en gu Fit
nen. IieIe 2eute iinb boaitdnoip
i'm ltnfIaren, mie iie ibr SDiterl
idubern uno ibr glut reinieen iol-
len. Sic foufen Die erite Meti5in,
melde ibnen ongeboten Mrs, unb
ipenn Die nidt bilft, oann per8mei-
feGn lie. Sorni's @lpenfrGuter lit
elm altes, 5e~itbenabrtes SeilnitteI.
Gin 6eft, genonnt .&rarfenbote1
giebt ale meitere Mllsfunft. @irb
fret perianot. Man Idreibe an Or.
9eter Sobrnep & Sns 60. ~ -25
60. &opne @be., gbieago, III.
Sorni's Mlpenfr1uter Yfutbeleber
lit BEL Sram s. Tlbredt. 1898 Dit
Commerce StraBe, gu bahen
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-10-24
SIR aIanbcn ait ihu,

neil nit ieine @irflrng ferncn, ia
gen Die 2eier oieier 3eitltng, weld)e
Or. &i6ter's n8oin.grpe(ler" &C.
brouht baben, lange bepor Tie SINE
rita iaben. Gin alt ~6etoo5rtes,
idne1 uno iider pirfenoes Mittcl
gegen Hbeumatismils, 0id)l. ]eelrol-
gle, Grfdltieungen uIp. gs lit ii al
len beutihen @potbefen au baaen gu
25 uno 80 Gents Die Slalde.
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satet eud por earb.m a.a.u s

Sitet Gn@ ppr ealben seseu aa,
tarrb. Die 0uediiIber entbaIteu. b.
QuediiIber fi6er ben CHM bes @erudz
aerftDren nnb bas ean5e 5bftem noIie
5erriittet tpirb, nenn es ourd bic idIeis
migen Oberfldden einbrinet. SoIde
QrtifeI iolen ME anber alf @erorbnun1
gut berutener Ner5te sebraudt iperOsn
6a Der Sdaoen, ben fie anri6ten, sehn.
NAL 10 eroB lit als oas Cute. bas Shl
oapon e~r5ielen f0unt. 5aIf's ST.
tarrb &ur. fabri5iert bon S. S
gbeneb & Co., SoIebo, o.. entbalf teir
Giafiilber unb pirb innerIid senoms
men nnb tpirft brett anf bic fhleimige.
Cberfldden BEG Sbitems. @enn Sht
9ans's 9atarrhs& ur fauft. feb iider
bab Sir bie d6te befomnlt. Sie ipirt
inlerlih eenommen unb in SoIcbn
Ohio, bon s. S gbeneD & 60. ges
ma1t.
ar Werfanft bon alien 9potbefen
Treis 75c Die SIaide.
Sau's GamiTiensgiuen limb bic better.
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@enn elm Menid eirinlal su-
rauf berbiiien it, iid suni 9tatrelt 5u
MAIDEN, bann laBt man ibi. all be-
item %gepabren, BERN oonn billl aGes
4ureoen nift
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Die reinlihe Mntfer.

Srisl (oer ai,f cine itauhise anlil-
MODE 6isurem aeidnet} ia id)all
Mama!"l
Mutter: v2ausbllb, MATT on tcml
nles beiuoeln?"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-10-24
9or bei,t Ynmr.

0nfel (5um Meffen, Ser oni Den.
Stu6le ullrrbig bin uno fer ruff:
aWas balt Du oenn?"
.Nefie: uNihts bob ih bal lule-
Scr, Snfel."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1910-01-13
Mair Sense.

A Scottish lad had his leg Injured at
factory and was treated for some
time by the doctor without favorable
results.
His mother had great faith In local
bone setter and wanted her son TO go
to him. but the boy objected. prefer
ring. as he said. the 'reg'lar faculty"
Finally. however, be yielded to his
mothers persuaslons and was taken
TO the famous hone setter The leg
was duly examined. and 1t was fourS
necessary to pull ii very severely ="
order ITO get the bone ln," as the
bone setter expressed 1t.
The patient howled In agony. but at
last the bone was got in,' and he was
hidden TO 20 home-in few days he
would be all right and could resume
work.
Didn't he do II well?" said the joy
Gus old lady as they started homeward
"Yes. he did. mother" said the lad
"He pulled 1t well. but ye ken was
na sic fool ms 10 gle him the bad
leg."-London Tatler.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1910-01-13
Winter Tourist Rates.

The ab&Ne rates apply from Hop
kinsvillg, KY, on sale daily .Novem-
@Ser fst to April 30th, 1910 via. Hi
nois Central Ry.
I. l.. Morrow, Agent.
Home Seekers rates to the North
west and Southwest on first and
third Tuesdays. For further infor-
nation call on agent Illinois Central.
T. l. MORROW, Agent.