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Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
COMPLETELY Pauperlzed.

Albert W. Hebbard, New York's
charity expert, said at a recent din
ner:
The great danger Of charity is its
pauperizing effect. This effect must
be avoided, or the recipients will all
become Jack Ranches.
Jack Hanch, on the score of bad
health never worked, and the pastor
of the Methodist church, a man whose
heart sometimes outran his head, sent
the idler and his family weekly gifts
of food and clothing-supported the
whole crew, in fact.
"a church visitor, after listening to
Jacks complaints M day, said:
Eyes, of course, you have had bad
health, We know that; but n thing
at least you ought to be thankful for,
and that is our pastors kindness in
sending you all this bread and meat
and jelly and blankets and sc on.
Don't you think it is good Of him to
look after you so well?"
Good of him. said Jack, impa-
tiently. why, what's he for""
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
Deadlock.

"Who is that man who has been sit
ting behind the bar day after day?'
inquired the stranger in Crimson
Gulch.
That's Stage Coach Charley. He's
in a peculiar predicament. He went TO
town last week and got his teeth
fixed. Then he came here, and, bein'
broke, ran up a bill on the strength OF
his seven dollars worth Of gold film.
Charley won't submit to havin' the
nuggets pried out an the proprietor
won't let him git away with the col
lateral, and there you are!'
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29

these nests after becoming accust0tn'
ed to them, and that the device IS a
sure cure for egg eaters.
Egg eating by fowls sometimes be-
comes a serious vice. Chickens be-
come fond Of eggs after they have
learned to eat them and the habit
often spreads among a flock. II usu-
ally begins through accident by eggs
being broken or frozen. BE careful 10
see that this does not happen. See
that the nests are supplied properly
with straw or other nesting material
and have them d%arkened so that II an
egg Is broken accidentally the fowls
will not be likely to discover it. Sup
ply plenty of lime In the form OF
oyster shells, bone or similar sub
stances to insure a firm shell.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
Wronu Guess.

1t was exhibition day at No. 3, and
as the parents of Jack Grady, the
dullest pupil, were listening hopefully,
the teacher tried her best to help the
boy. How did Charles I. Of England
die?" she asked, assigning the easiest
question on her list to Jack. AS he
looked at her, with no indication Of a
coming answer, the teacher put her
hand up to her neck. Jack saw the
movement and understood its mean
ing, as he thought. Charles |. Of Eng.
land died Of cholera" he announced
briskly.-Youth's Companion.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
The Most Noticeable Change.

$50 you have lived in Europe for %
years. That's a long time for a mai
to be away from his own country"
Yes. it is, and I'm mighty glad TO
be home again"
Il suppose you notice a great many
changes?"
Yes. many"
What, if ! may ask, is the greatest
change that has come to your notice.
The greatest change, it seems to
me. is 10 be found in the fact that the
vice-president of the United States
succeeds in getting his name in the
papers nearly as often as he might II
he were a baseball player or a prom
Using lightweight prizefghter."
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
Fable Of Pan Of Biscuits.

A Nassar girl married a kansas
farmer.
Two weeks later a cyclone made the
happy pair a friendly call.
It cavorted around the premises,
ripping UP the fences. scattering the
haystacks and playing horse with the
barn. but when it looked through the
D g window it drew back in alarm.
There lay the brides first pan OF
biscuits.
Il amt feelin' very strong this
morning." murmured the cyclone.
And with another glance at the ter
rible pan it blew itself away.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
TO START FIRST INCUBATOR
Directions Followed Closely VIII Re-
suit in More Chicks-Setect'on
Of Fresh Eggs Essential.
nv RESSIE l.. PUTNAM.)

CRv RESSIE l.. PUTNAMD =,
It Is ready to work at any ana all
seasons; the oil to run 1t costs less
than the food for hens doing the same
amount of work; there is no trouble
from vermin; broilers can be pro-
duced early without interrupting blddy
when laying her highest priced eggs
the care of the incubator is less WORK
than that of the hens to do its work
especially during the Indictment sea-
son. and is more agreeable. These
are some of the arguments in favor
of the incubator.
On the other hand. a reliable hen
will produce fewer %cripples. and per-
haps have better success II the eggs
hanpen to not be perfectly fresh; yet
on this point science is making rapid
strides.
While it .hould NJ be necessary
to sit up nights with the incubator
neither Is it wise to treat 1t IKE q
clock-to be wound up once a day n
left Ia itself for the remainder OF the
time.
A cellar is apt to be damp and lack
ventilation. A chamber makes too
much running up and down stairs. II
possible have it In a rOO ADJOINING
the one where the work is done.
Good results come. if the kitchen
is large enough, by placing the ma
chine in one corner. Many successful
poultry women give it a place In the
lving-room, and ever the parlor may
be used. as there is nothing insight
" or untidy about the work save the
day or two during the Matching pro-
cess.
Before buying, secure catalogues
from several reliable dealers, study
carefully the claims OF the manufac'
turers and your own requirements.
Avoid the cheapest machine Of any
make. AS a rule it is so small that 1t
IS difficult to secure uniformity OF
temperature in the egg chamber.
The nursery, an important adjunct,
IS usually lacking in the smallest ma
chimes. IF one Of the largest size IS
chosen it will be found cumbersome;
Il REQUIRES too long time for filling II
YOUR own eggs are used; If the hatch
happens to be a poor one your loss Is
that much greater.
A machine of about 100-egg capac'
ity is large enough for the beginner,
contains all essential conveniences,
and one can later increase the capac'
ity If success attends the humber ef
fort.
Study both directions and machine
thoroughly before starting the incu
bator. Have it on a firm. level foun'
dation and remember that good ven
t~ilation and avoidance Of drafts are as
necessary to the chick In embryo az
to the .human being.
The experienced hand always runs
an incubator a day or two before fill
ing, to make sure that the parts are
working properly. The novice with {
new machine should not feel it time
lost to wait until three days after she
has learned to control the heat al
or about the required notch. The
germs are especially sensitive during
the first few days, and undue heating
will r1in the entire hatch.
The freshcr the eggs the larger the
percentage Of chicks. Never us'
those over two weeks old, and tW(
days is much better.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
Uacs the Ak.

A very prominent poultry man says
he never has any disease among his
poultry because he made 1t a practice
20 keep a good sharp ak always ready
and by killing and burning any bird
showing symptoms Of any other than
a simple trouble, and by maintaining
strict cleanliness in and around the
poultry quarters, he has stamped out
disease.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
NEED MONEY FOR GOOD WORK
Plans of the National Association for
the Study and Prevention
Of tuberculosis.

What "a Million for Tuberculosis
from Red Cross Seals" will do in pro-
yiding some OF the $4,000 beds need
cd at once in the United States for
consumptives, IS explained IN a recent
bulletin of the National Association
for the Study and Prevention OF Tu'
bcrcul0siS. There is just about one
bed for every ten INDECENT C0nSulnp-
tives. and if all tuberculosis persons
in the country are counted, both rlch
and poor, hardly one for every 20 or
80. If sufficient hospital aCcomoda-
lions are provided only for those
who are too poor to pay the 1ull
price for their treatment, fully 215,Ooo
more beds In special institutions Tor
tuberculosis would be needed at once.
The immense outlay necessary to pro
vide and maintain so many beds IN
hospitals, make 1t imperative, the
National Association for the Study
and Prevention of tuberculosis de
ClareS, that such institutions be erect
ed from public money, either NUM-
Cipal. county OF state. In 0ruer 20
get appropriations for public hospitals
for tuberculosis, agitation is neces-
sarv, and in order to create a cam
paign of agitation, organization IS de-
manded. But in order that an Organl'
cation may carry on an effective cam
paign, funds are needed.
These funds il is proposed to secure
in as many communities as possible
from the sale of Red Cross seals.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
She Probably Could.

Senator La Toilette, apropOs OF Ger.
tain scandals, said at a dinner in Mad
ison:: These things recall the legisla-
tor who remarked to his wife, with a
look of disgust: One of those land
lobbyists approached me today with
another insulting proposition
THE wife, a young and pretty WON
an, clapped her hands. oh, good
she cried. Then | can have that sable
stole, after all, cant |, dear"''
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
SPEECHES.
FOR THANKS
Arkansas Lady Cannot Say Enough
In Praise Of Cardui, Which
Did He. a World
of Good.

Mena, Ark.-"I find Cardui to be all
you represent" writes Mrs. II. Is.
York, OF this city. Il suffered for near
ly two years, before | tried your rem
edy. | have been SO relieved since TAX
Ing Curdui. | cannot say enough III
its praise. 1t has done me a world OF
good, and | recommend Cardui to all
women"
Similar letters come to us every
day, from al over the country, telling
the same story of benefit obtained
from Cardui, the woman's tonic.
This great remedy IS over so years
old, and is more in demand today than
ever. Cardui has stood the test or
time. 1t is the standard, tonic medl-
cine, for women of every age.
The first thought, In female all
ments.
Would you like to be well and
strong again? Then take Cardui. 1t
can't possibly harm you. and It's record
Indicates that it ought to help you.
Have you poor health? Cardui has
assisted thousands of women to glow
Ing good health.
Do you lack strength? Cardui IS a
strength-building tonic for women
Over a million women have bene-
fitted by its use. Can you think OF any
GOOD reason why you should not
try it?
Ask your druggist. He knows.
n. .-U',ite,o TO-: ladies' Advisory Dept,
Chattanooga Medicine Co., Chattanooga
Tenn, for S.rTM! lnst,a>lions. and o4-
page book, "IIome Treatment for Noln-
en- sent in plain wrapper on request.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
An Exactlnu Personane.

T suppose you find life easier
stree the summer boarders have
gomez"
Nope" replied Farmer Corntossel.;
we're workin' an worryin' Just as
much as eve tryin' to keep the hired
man c%ontented."
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
Elxlna ProductlYeness.

Great productiveness in our hens is
q trait which can be easily fixed by
breeding. The principles governing
our breeding are the same as those
which apply to all other classes OF
animal breeding; it is only the appli-
cation that differs. With the fancier
It Is chiefly feathers, with the farmer
It is eggs; both can be developed to
perfection by the same principles Of
proper selection and breeding.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
The FAMILY GroWler.

"Why are you weeping, little boy?'
Il broke de pitcher"
well, there's 30 use crying over
split milk"
"G'wan, Dis WIZ beer."-LOuisyllle
Courier-JOurnal.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
rpv MIIRINE EYE REMEDY

TRY MURINE EYE REWEUT
for Red. Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
ndGranulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't
Smart-Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 23c,
SOC, s1.o0. Murine Eye SalVe in
Aseptic Tubes, 25c. s1.00. Eye Books
and Eye Advice Free by Mail.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29

When a man dresses like a SLOUGH
it's a. pretty good sign that he either
ought to get married or get divorced.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
So They Say.

Stranger-I say, my lad, what is
considered a good score on these
links?
Caddio-Well, sir, most of the gents
here tries to do it In as few strokes
as they can, but it generally takes a
few more.-Scottish American.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
"SPOHN'S,"

This is the name of the greatest Of all
remedies for Distemper, Pink Eye. Heaves,
and the like among all ages of horses. Sold
by Druggists, Harness Makers, or send to
the manufacturers. $50 and 800 a bottle.
Agents wanted. Send for free book. Spohn
Medical Co., Spec. Contagious Diseases,
Goshen, Ind.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
AZ m First 1rV.

What do you think of my dough-
nuts, George"
Dear, you are a WOnder!.'
DO you think so really, darling?"
Il certainly do. Scientists have
been trying for years to produce artlfl-
cial rubber, and here you do it the
first rattle out of the box"
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
HENS NEST FOR EGG EATERS
F~reItert Method Is to Place Light
Swinging Doors in Front OF Nest
as Illustrated.

A good plan to prevent hens from
eating their own eggs is shown IN the
illustration. Light doors are hung II
the front of each nest. These swing
ing doors are attached to a ROD "hich
is supported in the front row OF nests
by hooks. This is to enable the owner
to remove the doors SO as TO assist IN
cleaning. 1t is said that the hens IKE
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
Care During Hot Period.

During hot weather see that your
poultry are not neglected. 1t is so
easy to put things off till the wealth
or gets cooler that the chickens are
ant to suffer for lack Of attention.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
Queens Aiuh.

"Does Rliggins ever bluff when he
plays cards?"
Never until he gets home and ex-
plains where he has BEEN
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
Old Oaken Bucket.

Doctor ito typhoid patientt-Do you
remember where you drank water?
Patient ian actor)-Oh, yes. 1t was
back on the dear old farm-twenty
years agO.-PuCk.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
Now He Knows.

"On what grounds does your father
object TO me-" he asked.
"On any grounds within a mile of
our house." she answered.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
pettit's Eve SaIve Restores.

No matter how badly the eyes may be
diseased or injured. All druggists or How
ard Bros, Buffalo, n. \.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
No Hurry.

: What are you in such a rush
about?"
Promised to meet my wife at three
o'clock down at the corner"
We'll, there's NO hurry. 1t isn't four
o'clock vet"
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
~

Chimmie-G'wan, you're no ball
player. Yer couldn't ketch a foul II
it was moulin.
Patsy-Gittout. you couldn't ketch
a fv if it was stuck on sticky fly-pa-
Der till ii was dead as meriaSSes.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29

Mrs, Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup.
sammation' allays pain, cures wind collie. |ca bottle.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29

It is pleasant to grow old with good
health and a good friend.-Socrates.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM
Take tho Old standard GROVES ~TAsTELEsS
CHILL TONIC, You know what you are taking.
The formula is plainly printed on every bottle,
showing 1t is simply Quininc and Iron in a taste
less form. The Quinine drives out the malaria
and the Iron builds up, the system. Sold by all
dealers for 81 years. Price 80 cents
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29

When the patient man is once
aroused he makes up for lost time.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29
important TO Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29

In Use For Over 80 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29

CoOk-PIeasc. ma'am, l want to
give a weeks notice.
Mistress-Why, Jane, this is indeed
a surprise. Are you not satisfied with
the treatment you receive here?
Cook-Oh. yes. ma'am.
Mistress-Then | suppose you have
something better in view?
Cook-Oh, no, ma'am; I'm only 60
ing to get married.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29

Signature; ess': the Of AM&zMzM
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29

w. N. IT,, MEMPHIS, NO. 44-7s7o'
Lower coast gazette., 1910-10-29

If t a;s;s sys., T assj Thompson's Eye Water
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-09-11

After Joyful riding about so blocks
over trackless prairie, we arrived up to
a Mace where 1s saloons was surround
ing a Methodist church with hostile ex-
preston. From photographs We knew
this was Cheyenne. Woolly gentlemen
wearing disguise Of Dunstan Farnum
was absorbing wood alcohol while telling
comic anecdotes OF murders they had did.
Several cowboys Of Fred Remington ex-
preston came whoofng down street on
motorcycles. We was filled with de-
licious alarm to see them wildly gentle
men recklessly jumping fences on them
gasolene steeds which showed extrava-
CANT intelligence. While several Rude
Riders. sat on porch of saloon careless
ly shooting at Il breed Indians, or 3
OF their cow-chasing companions was
surrounding Tex steers and branding
them with hot curhng-irons. In this
way much beef is roasted before 1t IS
dead.
get together they would stop their motor
cycles, stand close up and sing college
songs with near-harmony expression.
stopped one of them Cow-Chasers and
required with voice.
please Mr.. Sir" I snuggest, "why-so
you ride gasolene bicycles & sing col
lege songs insted of bursting bronchos &
making wolf-yalls like Jack London?"
How you insult u.s." dib Hon. Cow
whacker. I'VE are not that kind of
frontiersmen."
Are you not rude ignorant heroes full
of crimes s. whisky like we read about
in Books?" / requesh nervely.
Togo, 1 blosh to tell truth" say this
Cow Lad turning his suspenders to con-
ceal his fraternity pin. I'VE are all col
lege graduates The wild & Bellering
Cow is no longer pursued by natural men
of sage-brush mind. Persons are no
longer permitted in the Business unless
they can show at least one college
diploma. This make beef much more
refined and expensive than formerly"
who is responsible for this delicious
changer" 1 requesh.
Hon. Theodore Roosevelt say this
Cowly Man. "Since Teddy discovered the
West all college men. not ambitious TO
be grafters, have went to Wyoming in
tending to cure his mollycoddle char
Western life are now being filled by col
lege men-ranchers. Indian agents. horse
thieves, all wear diplomas from Eastern
Universities. The old-fashioned cow
boys has all quit and went into the
Railroad business"
Hon. Jo-Uncle Cannon step forwards
with handshake expression peculiar to
Danville.
mr. Cow Hunter" he say, Il am an
oldy man and have seen many things"
You also have had your Wild West
experiences" expound Hon. Cow Catch
er who reads the newspapers.
Il have survived many battles" con-
fuse Jo.Uncle. "in which / have seen
Insurgents skinned alive. Progressives
fried in their own grease and Roosevelt
Republicans strangled in their speeches.
Yet with all my experiences | have never
seen a man lynched.'
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Are you reckless?
DO YOU wish Change Climate?
Then come 10 Cheyenne
Where nothing is Similar 10 What Is.

You would be scprised. Mr.. Editor, to
ious TO climb on this Togo Wagon for
ride away from their troubles. Hon
Jas Sunstroke Sherman firstly arrive up
and say. II wish go West and grow up
with the Indians" Hon Jo-Uncle Can
non also make his debut up to us and
explain. Il should like to go somewheres
where Insurgents look as wild as they
act" Front seat for him. Nextly came
Hon. ". ]. Bryan who say he is willing
TO go West & introduce ginger-ale among
Incorporate cowboys.
We direct our engine toward sunset
& depart away with boots.
Pretty soonly we arrive to 10000 miles
OF fat real-estate completely surrounded
by Nothing All Nature was filled with
rattly-snakes. spiders. ranches and other
vegetables which stood around trying to
look like Owen wister. small blond
coyote sat on a sharp cacti and died of
jealousy when he seen our brisk East
ern appearance. In the far-away dis
lance We could hear lame cowboy
shooting a Swedish sewing machine
agent. We knew it was Wyoming.
In away-off horizon We observed
hill. At first We thought it was a hu-
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SEEING CHEYENNE.

man being, but on more closer approach
We found 1t was only an Indian. This
eating q dead mule who had been his
playmate when alive. As he chewed he
read rapidly from a brown book. He
was painted like a summer cottage. green
with yellow borders. He was dressed in
a Panama. hat and strip of Brussels
carpet. We make approach to him eau
tiously with hands on our scalp.
Noble Red Man. I say like Elk,
I'VE come up to you like Pale Face Stran-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-09-11

Real Estate-when you go TO obtain II
you will find It elsewheres."
only the dead are comfortable / say
with Philadelphia expression.
Time corrodes everything like vine
gar" suggest Nogi. What becomes of
Great Pyramids. Westminster Abbeys,
and the antique architecture OF Rome.
Italy? They are built of such strong
brick bats. Yet ha-ha, Tomorrow serious
shake-down occur-they are exploded to
zero
Even Sec Ballinger must quit in time"
i negotiate.
So we decide TO shin away from civil
ization & go to Wyoming where life Is
free IL unsafe, and Roosevelt Policies
ride around wearing leather pants over
their careless knees.
With this disagreeable purpose in our
hearts we brushed off our intelligent OF
tomobile Seeing America and hung
following sign around his knock:
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am a Harvard graduate"

am a Harvard graduate"
Deep breathing by all.
why, please. IL you are so cultivated
& fertilzed, do you set on abandoned
ant-hill chewing mule with Horse Flet-
cher expression?" ! require abnormally.
"Because-so." he corrode with refined
eye-wink Il am an Indian Reformer.
Too many of my tribe are Harvard
graduates like myself and are now neg
lecting the ancient rites Of happy Red
Skin life. They dance the war-dance
in Tuxedo coats, they go TO war in tennis
aannels and drink degenerate Shampain
instead of the honest crude oil which
once made our race so great in battle"
would you be so negligent as to tell
us your nom de plume?" require Hon.
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gers with hard hearts and tender feet.
o muchly we admire you for your bru-
tally and simple life qualities. Track
less Son of the Unmitigated Wilderness.
unloosen the wampum of your intelli-
gence and tell US"
Fenamore Cooper" say Hon. Ind. why
do you bore me by the flatulent balder-
dash OF your infantile conversation?
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mot so?" decry Hon. Cow Punch with
shock OF voice.
Never 1 have" confass Hon. Jo-
Uncle with Fearful eyelash.
And yet you call yourself a Public
Spirited Man. grone Hon. Cow Poke
gentleman.
please, Mr.. Dear SIR" I suggest,
couldn't you not arrange some slight
lynch-ceremony for this Cannon states
man. so that he can return to Washing
ton & say he has seen all the great in
dustries Of the West?'