The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-06-11
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THINGS AND FILINGS

1lltiN&3S AMI
SOME gold-filled watches are made
cut brass with little gold filed in.
WE still are convinced that Hon. ].
B. Peterson will baik on being yanked
out into the limelight-
OF course Judge Gary is optimistic,
how could he view darling child
without being optimistic?
WE read of family who are sucn
auto fiends that they have an auto tire |
for their baby to cut its teeth on.
BET that Mr.. Kern wishes he had
bitten off a chunk of his tongue before
he had made those bribery charges.
A CONTEMPORARY notes that
man in a bathroom, with nothing on
but the gas, is in danger OF sufroca-
ton
MAN may be a mighty good mu-
stefan. but that doesn't give him IL
cense to either fiddle in fiat or blow
his horn.
PEOPLE have a right to pass an
lopinion on a mans guilt or innocence,
no matter whether a jury finds him
Iguilty or not.
MR.. Bryan has not yet recovered his
breath to reply to the brewery inter
tests of Indiana, but there is undoubt-
ledly a hot time coming.
GOOD news for the small laddie.
"A bath tub trust has been started.
This is not going to make any hard
ships in some families.
THE kaiser has asked that his sal
larry be raised to s5,o0O,000 per annum.
Why can't he economic a little and
Icut out meat for breakfast
THE Indianapolis boosters who fail
ed to get into Lake county are like
the man who ate the skin on his first
banana and threw the pith away.
SENATOR Depew says that the wal
} with Spain could have been avoided
Yes. and with little foresight Sen
: ator Depew might have been avoided
EDITOR Bowser, OF the Chestertor
Tribune. wishes it distinctly under
: stood that there are two of him-one
3 a scrapper and the other a peacable
party.
: OF course, Hammond real estate Il
valuable, but there's, no use STICKING
. up the price so high that 1t would seen
e as If the owner thought there wer'
/ diamonds or pearls therein.
Y LOUISIANA legislature has intro
duced a bill to suppress bridge whis
for benefit of children, who seldom
have an opportunity to know thei
e bridge playing mothers. Second tn
g motion.
n OUR idea of something more e,
d citing than a fire is a matutinal con
# bat between a man who gets HON
from lodge at a. m. and woma
r who has to get up at a. m. to do tn
family washing.
LARGE number of bright boy
% and girls In the Calumet region hav
h assured serious expressions this wee
!, and are now ready to reform the worl'
Bless their enthusiastic hearts. Here
hoping they never get bumped.
e
GARY is an enterprising youn
~ community and she is now engaged
% abusing the census snumerators b
ie fore the results of the count hay
~ been made known. The trouble wit
~ Gary is in this enumeration bushes
is that the town is too young to hay
u a cemetery-Marion Chronicle.
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30 WOMAN lifting child on a street C;
~ by one arm, the other day, was aske
ne by a portly gentleman, quite bus
'h body in his time, why she lifted Il
es child on the car in that way. "B
III cause he's getting so big now that
is impossible for me to lift him up
one ear" she answered.
. OVER in Hartford City a man wi
admitted a criminal attack on
s1r Len cid Girl rr-oc Hnod GA on a nj.