The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-04-28

not ~ arpsE's Weekly.
Binks tic lslol- What Kind Of q
funeral did Howard have5 Jlaks-A
mlls o. aeroDlanes Life.
Hired Man Shooting at air shipsf
Farmes-Yep; trying % bring down
sumpln 70 trina MiFandy's hat.-Puek.
Drop III on Us. any time, says ons
aviator 10 another You'll always
end sha skylight opsn Cleveland
Leader,
Crawford WIS does your wige want
60 mover crabshaw She happened ~
see q house with tSo more closets IA
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Thompson Suppose man should
call you a liar. what would you dog
Jones theailatinslyl - What slzed
manf-Jswish Ledger
she-Did you tell that photographer
you didn't wait your picture taksnf
He-Yes She what did Ne sayg las
HE said be didnt blame me.
cynleus-T THAT girl never says much.
does sheg sllllcus- Why. she TALKS az
the time. cypleus That doesn't alter
my contention philadelphia Record
shs-some day ! want 10 shov you
our family tree. Hs docking AZ her
admirlngiyl ~ should Ike % So q.
il must b q peaeh.--somsFylls JouE-
nal
Agnes sat playins bridge AZ The a.
teFnoon with her back % = siorieHs
mountain view. Eyes. She l. pselt
dent Of our Back to Mature ciua---
Life
He-ws'd have won the foot BAN
game n car captain hadnt loss hls
head. She Mercy, Was Il % bad ~
THAR heard It vas only a. saf.--
Boston Transcript
THE time 10 save h when you'Fe
young That's nii right. bot 4 Gel.
low doesn't earn anything tiil b. ssss
Eeii alQux and then Il costs maFs 70
live - Boston Herald.
Olga tail excited over NoFa's &C.
souut Of her elopsment l--il0H romAn-
Iie, But wssnt you afraid o. he lad.
Ter sIippiaxT Nora-uh. 40, Neiher
Fan hoidlns it-Jndse.
-Bs Is suffering terribly. nis ,aesh
~ locked up tightly -lisaveas. = u
oekiAW4~ 40. tbey'ra - . safe And
Il can't eat nnythins until hs gets
hem out"-st Louis Star
caller~-AiY uncle disd yesterday. slF.
nd / want you 70 efsciate 81 sha "a.
efai Deacon lenes-Bus dlanx
nov him. caIlsr-Goodi Yours ian
be maa I wans.-kanaas City Joaf-
al
Jack--I was n e boz 81 the opera
lst night Tom-wcrs youf Jaek-f
heuid say I waa took iwo ladies'
lers and then discovered that 7 had
IL the tickets az home-B Boston Tran.
iripE
Katie-what lovely rinsl Matte
mt T. This ring was given me %
y twenty.nrst birthday. Katle-nsai.
2 Why. how well preserved Il is-
3 hardly a BIT worni-t'leysland
sadsr
80 Miss oldgiri "a married a. last
fes. and you should have teen hrr a.
e came up the aiaie. made up 70 iook
70 a younF bride who gave her
'ayF" Her wrinkles. I'll alsimors
nerlean.
Tim glad you've dropped Ia. Mrs
,ns.~ said Mrs LApsiinR. cordially
setting the visitor This has been
ireary day for me. and = cali from
friend Il like an Osiris In the des-
''--chiemR0 Tribune.
Count Hickon--za weather r. 20
aer over here must get nay over.
& out The Heirsm-fioW lucky.
ant HIckofr-ln what wayl The
lfess That you havent lost The
ket. Chicago Daily News
.adv Shopper am looking fer
lable present for gentleman.
r. What il your friends occupa.
~ Lady shopper-fIe Is an under
er. Clerk-An undertaken Let
show you . nice berry sst-Hoslon
nscript
But money doesn't always lead 20
piness." said the pooF young man
mad Just been handed the frlala
/. True. re5oined this fair own-
Of the cold.storagU heart. abus Il
a facilitates the search. Chicago
" News
be two wen talked for = time In
train. Are you going to hear
kins lecture t0nlghtF" said one.
:, returned the other. "Taks my
GO and don't hear he Ia an Aw-
bore" = must 80. said the ON.
I'm Bafkins Life.
} had managed 10 accumulate q lot
|eney BY more or leHa questionable
rods. 4 should Ike 10 DO some
! for khs benefit of the town. he
well" suggested The poor bnt
rwise honest citizen. "you snlghe
out Of II. Chicago News.
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