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New-York tribune., 1910-01-08
THROWN FROM TAXI WINDOW.
Robert w. Chanler Cut by Glass When
Machine Hits Snowbank.

When a taxicab in which he was riding
with Henry Clews, jr., burrowed into
snow pile in front OF No II West 51st
street. Robert w. Chanler, former Sheriff
9f Dutchess County and brother OF ex-
Lieutenant Governor Lewis StuyVesant
thanler, was pitched through the glass
door or the machine early yesterday morn
ing ana received cuts about the face and
hands Although he wanted the chauffeur
arrested, the driver managed to back his
machlne away from the pile and speed
away before the police arrived
Mr.. Clews and Mr.. ChanIer had attended
dinner and were going to the home of
MT tleWs, a No. q West 5lst street. Mr.
'haiier gave III" police the number Of the
machine and asked that the chauffcur be
~ -. e,ted. saying lie would enter d com
New-York tribune., 1910-01-08
SHIPPING NEWS.
Port of New York, Friday, January Z,
1910.
ARRIVED.


Steamer Mexico Vera Cruz December 81, Pro-
greso January and Havana A. to the New
Aork ana Cuba Mail SIS Co. with 81 passengers.
mails and mdse Passed in sand, Hook at 10: :02
y m.
Steamer onda Cuban. Gibara December 30.
Puerto Padre 81. Nuevitas January 1 and Npe
:, to the Munson SIS Co. with passengers and
mdse; Arrived at the Bar at noon.
~ steamer Thames (Br). Barbados December 81.
trinidad %. Barranquilla 25 Cartagena 26.
colon 2S and Kingston 81. to Sanderson & son.
with 81 passengers mails and mdse. Arrived
at the Bar at 7:45 a m, 9th.
steamer Teodoro de Larrinaga (Br). Boston
it Iecernoer o .; 10 Barber & Co with mdse in tran
steamer Albenga Ger, Yokachi October ?.
81 oansSe 1 o9'hw H. Hong H0Re
e.. 4s; Fort said 80 and Algers December 8. via
mdse Arrived at the Bar at 80 D m.
steamer jamestown, Newport News and Nor
Iolk, oIs to the Old Dominion SIS Co, with passen-
p m III Susi an'ihe at S'9o
Steamer Coniston tBr). Huelva December 3 10
at 4 m. 9Th
Steamer Adrlatic CBr). Southampton and Cher
White Star Line. with 429 cabin and $50 steer
R passengers pa mails and mdse. Arrived at the
bar at ll:lO m, 9Th
steamer Huron, Jacksonville January ; and
Gnarlest9n ma a. TO the Clyde SIS Co. with passen-
a m. II" V1ai anime at lo;zo
steamer city Of Savannah. Savannah January
m6se. Passed in Quarantine at e:3s m
.. steamer San Jacinto. Galveston January l. to
fassed in Quarantine at 1910 a m
= steamer FL Siglo, Galveston January I IN tba
southern Pacific Co. with mdse Passsd IN
Quarantine at 1O:2s a m 'Seu III
p.. Steamer Cardiff BD. Huelva December a
sfssmer Snsswooak 1Ssk tsrj fs Ma9anzss @
rtss o.; 20 - tne west India SIS Co, with sugar Ar
90 steamer Narragarsett CBr), London Decerb.r
t5e 70 70 Phiiip n Ruprecht. in ballast Arrived at
steamer Camasuey (Cuban). Cienfuesos !snu-
aIy L. 10 the New York & Cuba Mail Ss 20 c,jtb
h'Gse. fassed in Sandy Hook at 40 p m.
&c e9Ieaher CamaEuey Cuban) Havana December
10 10 ana Cieniuesos January I, TO the New York
the Rs Suos Ma1 IS Co, with mdse. Arrived at
roS.n SANDY Hook; \ J. Jan Z. $50 D n1-Wind
Eorth"est' iresh breeze clear; rough sea
SAILED
steamers Crispia CBr) for Barbados; Mont
serrat 'Spenl, Cadiz Thora (Norl NorfoIE IT..
SIenfuesos tCunam. Tampico: American Pperfo
MeAlco' Pawnee. Philadelphia; Excelsior Ger,
IfuSning; Spthead LBr). Melbourne: city of Co
lumbus. SdIannah; Frutera (Nor), Belize. Fort
roath tBr, La Plata; Esperanza Havana: Hud-
son Cbr), Fort said: Ida Cuneo (Nor) Barscoa :.
!eXas Lnanl. Philadelphia; Ragnarok Non
Manzanilo; Prtnz Sigismund (Ger1 Fortune Isl
ana and Monteso Bay; Edda tNor) HiiIsboro.
Caro Wilmington, c. and Georgetown s r,
New-York tribune., 1910-01-08
CARD SHARPS FROZEN OUT.
Passengers on the Adriatic Had Been
Warned Against Gang.

Gambling on the high seas is an ''un-
profitable business these days for the pro-
fessionals. Unless the purveyors OF al
legged hazards visit some wizard who
changes faces while YOU wait. they will
have to follow some honest calling. The
Adriatic got in yesterday with five pro-
fessional card sharps. The moment the big
liner left Southampton the men were OBJ
served by the ships officers, and the pas
sengers were warned.
There were several games of bridge and
poker in the smoking room. and the gam
blers made a diplomatic effort to sit in,
but they were frozen out.
New-York tribune., 1910-01-08
EARTH CRUST DUE TO EROSION.
Professor Davis Denies Theories Of
Volcanic Creation and Glacial Deposit.

BY Telegraph to The Tribune.
Cambridge, Mass, Jan. 7.-Professor Will
lam Morris Davis, of Harvard, denied the
theory of the volcanic creation of the
carths crust and also the glacial deposit
theory in his lecture to-day.
This earth" said Professor Davis, has
been built up by slow. simple processes of
erosion, and not by violent convulsions and
volcanic outbursts. This earth is just about
the same kind of earth that it was i'm pre-
historic geological ages. The mountains
and valleys are little changed, and even
in the Grand Canyon the face of the earth
has changed little from that of hundreds
of thousands of years ago.
New-York tribune., 1910-01-08
WIRELESS REPORTS.

La Savole. reported 7IO miles cast of Sandy
Hook at 80 a m. yesterday, is expected to
dock this afternoon.
The Minnehaha, reported as 600 miles east
Of SANDY Hook at l a M yesterday. is expect
cd TO dock Sunday forenoon
The Graf Waldersee. reported as 263 miles
east of Sandy Hook at 1880 Il. yesterday, Is
expected dock this forenoon.
The Avon reported as $50 miles cast OF Sandy
Hook at 1920 % m yesterday is expected to dock
Sunday
New-York tribune., 1910-01-08
TRANsPACIFIC MAILS.

Destination and steamer.
Samoan Islands. New Zealand and
Australia except WesD via san
Francisco)-Katanga ............ y
Japan. Corea. China and Philippine
Islands via Seattle) - Shinano
Maru ........-...--.-. d
Hawaii. Japan. Corea. China and
Philippine Islands via San Fran
CISCO Maru. j
Japan. Corea, China and Philippine
Islands via Tacoma)-Ning Chow d
Fiji Islands. New Zealands and Aus
tralia except West) (via Vancouver
and Victoria. p C)-Moana j
Tahiti. Marquesas and cook Islands.
New Zealand and especially ad-
dressed mail for Australia Cvia san
Mariposa ...,...... !
Hawaii. Guam and Philippine Islands
via san FranciscoJ-U trans
port NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. J
New-York tribune., 1910-01-08
METROPOLITAN OPERA HOUSE

Evenings at s. saturday Matinee at ?.
To-day Mat. at 1:SO-Walkuere. Mines Cad
ski, Fremstad. Homer; NM. Burrian. White
hill. Blass. Cond.. Hertz To-night-Butterfy.
Mines. Farrar. Fornia; NM Martin. Scott
wulman. Bada. Bourgeois. Cond.. Tcscanini.
sqnady rnad c6ns.rt Gns AcHMANh0F P5sfs $50 s0'
Mines. Osborn-Hsnnah, Mettschik; NM Jorn.
Forsell Didur. Met. Op. Orch. Cond. Bendix
NEXT WEEK: Mon. Evg-La Boheme.
Wed. Evg.-Tosca. Thurs. Evg-Cavallerta
Rusticans and Pagliaeci. Fri. Evg-Faust.
Mines Nordica. Maubourg, Niessen- stone; NM
Jorn. Gilly. Ddur, Cond., Podesti, Sat. Aft
Barbicre d Siyiglis. Nine. de Pssqualt; NM
BonCi. Forsell. de Segurola Cond-, Podesti
Sat. Evg-Aida. Mines. Destinn. Homer:
NM. SleZak, Gtlly, Didur, Rossi. Cond.. Tos-
canini
AT THE NEW THEATRE.
NEXT WEEK: Tues. Evg.-Fra Diavolo.
Mines. A1ten, Maubourg: NM Clement. Ress
Ananian, Bourgeois Regis. Cond.. Hertz. Wed.
Mat.-Maestro di Cappella and Don Pasauale
BROOKLYN ACADEMY OF MUSIC.
One block from Flstbush Ave Subway Station.
Mon. Evg.. Jan. 1Tth-Aids. Mines Destinn
Homer; NM. Caruso, Amato Didur. Ross
Cond., Toscanini-
WEBER PIANO USED.
New-York tribune., 1910-01-08
MONDAY. JANUARY 10.
.Brings mail.
OUTGOING STEAMERS
TODAY.

Vessel FOR. Line closes saIss .eSse'
New York, southampton. Am 6 80 m ,o.0o % ~,
Carunia. Azores. Cunard -. e.3O a n, iS 90 "a a :"
Pennsylvania, Hamburg. H-A 1900 m 90" ~ ~
Zulia La Guayra Red D $40 a m 200 m m -
Sibirla Hayti. Hamb- Am . 200 a M =; ,wu 90 IN m
Havana. Havana Ward .l0:0o a m / zoo q m m
Maracas, Grenada Trinidad 10 90 a mn - 90 " ~ VI
cherokee. Domingo CLYDE. 10 :o0 a IN ! oo IN, '
Hyanthes. Montevideo -. L. 90 m a 40 .oo y = Nv Nv
New-York tribune., 1910-01-08
MARINE INTELLIGENCE.

MINIATURE ALMANAC.
Sunrse. 1:24 sunset. $50; moon rises 4:53:
moons age. 81.
New-York tribune., 1910-01-08

MONDAY JANUARY 10
.J,ror.,i,e uarararibo rWI II 90 a m zoo .
AiIancs CristobaI panama n 80 a m 800 m
T de Larrinaga, NJ Mvideo. Barb ----
-5 TUESDAY. JANUARY IL.
Nobouk JacksonvtIle f,lvde 100 . IN
Nacoochee Savannab Sav......- 300 p M
Duca di Abruzzi. Naples. Ital. -
New-York tribune., 1910-01-08

lose in - Y
P. NJ.
Jan o. $50
Jan Is. $50
Jan Is. $50
Jan 81. $50
Jan 23. $50
Jan 2S. $50
Jan 81. $50
New-York tribune., 1910-01-08

Know your country-its
riches and resources, its
National and State Govern
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and Legislation. Learn i'm
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Study our Insular Posses
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value-how they are gov
erned. Read up on the New
Tariff "a complete sum-
mary. Have at hand at all
times a handy book that will
give at a glance a thousand
and one facts and bits of
important information. Buy
the TRIBUNE ALMANAC
for 1910.
New-York tribune., 1910-01-08
BAY RIDGE BRANCH, LONG ISLAND RAILROAD

east OF Third before
Fourth over tracks
New-York tribune., 1910-01-08

HIGH WATER
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25

Captain Murphy, mi Of the best
known Of the old time shipmasters,
who Is taking the familiar ship Shen.
andoah around to the east coast,
where she is to be converted into a
coal hulk, Is accompanied by his wife.
Mrs. Murphy has sailed with her hus-
band for many years and could no
doubt qualify for masters papers. The
wife of Captain Lewis, port captain Of
Hind. Rolph & Co., Is another woman
who is a good sailor.
Queenie, the little daughter Of
Captain La Roche Of the ship Port
Arthur Is the sunshine that has aided
the windjammer many times on fast
runs. Every sailorman on board is
her individual nursemaid, and it is
funny as we'll as pleasant to see the
big awkward seamen walking along
the. deck with Queenie, watching her
every movement as zealously as a
maid might during a stroll in the park.
Queenie has her dolls and in the q
ming when the big swinging lantern
lights up the cabin the little one plays
as happily as any child ashore, un.
mindful of the rushing waves along
the ships sides and the wind singing
through the -igging.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25
RECOGNIZES A GOOD WORK
Ex.President Roosevelt Pays Enthusi-
astic Tribute to Mission
Hospitals.

In Uganda, Mr.. Roosevelt responded
TO an invitation to open "A ne" addl-
ton to the Mengo c. NJ. S. hospital.
Mr.. Roosevelt said:
Long before | came here had
known of the work that was being
done in Uganda, and felt particularly
anxious to see it. Here you have a
peculiarly intelligent native race,
which has already developed a very
interesting culture of its own. a cul-
ture both political and social. And the
great work must Of necessity be to try
to help that ace onward, and to try
TO do it in a practical fashion, and to
do it so that the doing of 1t shall be
primarily a benefit to the race, and,
secondly, a benefit to your own people
from whom you come.
Il have the strongest feeling as to
the good that is being done by the
, medical missionary. There must be
some visible fruit in the life and work
| of the man who breaches if his preach
ing is going to have a very great Ell
feet upon those to whom he breaches.
That visible fruit can be shown in
many different ways, and n OF the
most efficient ways of showing it is
by lust such work as is being done In
connection with this building, which
it will naturally be a source OF pecu-
liar pride to myself to have my name
associated with, and which | now
take pleasure in declaring to be
open"
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25

waving his hand and smiling the IA
miliar smile, and the waiting thou
sands cheered him again and again.
Reception Committee Takes Him.
At Quarantine the necessary for
malities were quickly over and the
official reception committee took the
colonel and his party aboard its rev.
enue cutter. That vessel at once
started up the harbor and all the gaily
decorated craft, filed with clubs and
private parties, fell in behind and
formed a most spectacular water pa
rade. On almost every boat was a
band, and all the way the musicians
played at the top Of their lungs. The
shores were black with people who
shouted their greetings to Teddy"
as he passed and the factories and
mills added the noise of their whis-
ties to the general din.
So 1t went all the way up to Twen-
ty.third street, where the parade
turned and made its way back to the
Battery. At that historic spot at the
lower end Of Manhattan island Col
onel Roosevelt landed to receive the
formal welcome home.
Welcomed by Mayor Gaynor.
In an enclosure in the center Of Bat.
terry park were 200 distinguished
guests, including senators, represent
atives, ambassadors and close per-
sonal friends of Mr.. Roosevelt. Sur
rounding this enclosure was another
reserved space which. was occupied by
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25
WOMEN WHO SAIL THE SEAS
Shippers Accompanied by Wives and
Children on Long
Cruise.

During the storm and shipwreck 1t
has not always been the women that
have wavered. The sailor will tell
you that when it comes to facing dan
ger at sea the members of the gentler
sex are just as good hands at keep
ing cool as the men In the f%orecastle.
Captain Krugh Of the British turret
steamer Claverley, which tramps
among the ports of the world, is &C.
companied by his wife and two little
daughters. In order that their educa-
tion may not be neglected and that
they may have some profitable means
of employing their time while at sea
Mrs. Krugh has arranged school hours
for her girls aboard ship. From $50
o'clock until noon, with the usual
recess at II o'clock. the children are
busy with their studies, and then
again in the afternoon from two unit!
four o'clock they are employed. In
this way the children gain much prac-
tical knowledge of geography in addi-
ticr. to their regular school studies.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25
A Protection Against the Heat.

When you begin to think it's a per
sonal matter between you and the sun
to see which Is the hotter. buy your
self a glass or a bottle Of Coca-Cola.
It is cooling-relieyes fatigue and
uuenches the thirst. Wholesome as
the purest water and lots nicer to
drink. At soda fountains and az
Donated in bottles-5c everywhere.
Send &c stamp for booklet THE Truth
Anout Coca-Cola" and the Coca-Cola
Baseball Record Book for 1910. The
latter contains the famous poem
Casey At The Bat" records, schedules
for bath leagues, and other valuable
baseball information compiled by au-
thoritier. Address The Coca-Cola Co.,
Atlanta, ia.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25
A Tart Tongue.

Col. Robert c. Carter, at a Nash
Vile banquet, was talking about cam
paign comrades.
Then there was Dash of Company
A." he said. Dash had the reputation
of being the nastiest-tongued mar IN
the regiment.
1T was Private Dash, you know,
who, out foraging one evening on a
rich estate, came accidentally upon
the owners wife, a grande dame in
evening dress.
Dash asked her for food. She re-
fused him. He asked again. But, still
refusing, she walked away.
".No,' she said, I'll give you moth
ing, trespassing like this. I'll give you
nothing. My mind is made up
Made up, is it" said Dash. Like
the rest of you, eh?'"
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25

New York.-No such welcome was
ever before given an American citizen
as that which was accorded
Roosevelt when he returned to the
land of his birth on June Is. In &C
cordance with his request, the greet
ing was wholly free from p~artisanshlp,
and indeed his Injunction was scarcely
needed, for 1t seemed the entire ma
tion was eager to welcome home the
former president.
Since emerging from the African
Jungle the latter part OF March, Mr.
Roosevelt has been the guest or near
" every European ruler and almost
~unprecedented honors have been
heaped on him. The reception by
his fellow citizens was a fitting ell
max to his triumphal tour and must
have been the most satisfactory event
connected with It.
FlotiIIa Meets Him at Quarantine.
More than a month ago every avail
able craft In New York harbor had
been engaged for the day, and nu-
merous big organizations, like the Re-
publican club of New York and the
Hamilton club Of Chicago. had char
tered regular coast line steamers.
Early In the morning this immense
aotilla sailed far down the bay. and
when, about 8 o'clock, the scouting
tugs and motor boats came flying In
with the word that the Kaiserin Au'
guste Victoria was approaching. all
made ready for the first greeting.
AS the big liner came into sight, ev'
cry whistle on every vessel was tied
open and shrieked the welcome to the
returning wanderer. Colonel Roose'
Welt, with Mrs. Roosevelt and Ker'
init by his side, stood on the deck
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25
Useful Monkeys.

An officer of the United States navy
recently took home two young apes
which had been captured in the Island
of Formosa in the Chinese sea-. His
sister in San Francisco Is an expert
golf player, and she has trained the
two monkeys to carry a bag of golf
clubs and follow her around the links
as caddies. They stand about three
feet six inches high and wear liveries
of white duck and each has a small
Turkish fez. To see the lady on the
links OF the Bath Beach club attended
by her apes is the local sensation Of
the hour.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25
NATION GREETS THEODORE
ROOSEVELT ON HIS RETURN
Monster Reception for the Former President at
New York; .Spectacular Parades on Wa:
ter and Land---Mayor Gaynor Wei
comes the Traveller.

about $500 prominent men and mem'
bers of the big reception committee.
The cheering and music were al
most continuous as the colonel ell
tered the park, but finally quiet was
restored and Mayor Gaynor stepped
forward and delivered a cordial ad'
dress Of welcome on behalf of the ma
ton and the city. Mr.. Roosevelt re-
sponded briefly but feelingly, n
short speeches were made by several!
other prominent men. Much as ne
would have liked to be present TO
greet his predecessor. President Tart
was kept away On account of his otfl'
cial position and by a previous en-.
gagement.
Parade Through the City.
When the speech making was over,
the parade through the city streets
started. It was originally intended
to conclude the reception with a mon
| ster parade, and invitations were is-
| sued to various organizations through
| out the country. Within a few days,
however, the committee was flooded
with so many applications that the
parade feature had to be curtaiied.
All organizations that wished to par
! ticipate in the parade were assigned
certain blocks along the line or
march; for instance, one or two
blocks we're assigned to some visiting
club. and the next 70 the public, and
so u.
The procession itself was compare
lively small and was led by the mount
ed police Of New York. who were fol-
lowed by the police band on foot
Then came the escort Of 500 Rough
Riders under the command Of Robert
| Hunter Of Oklahoma city, president
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25
WronQ DIAGNOSIS.

A drummer was taken Ill suddenly.
He went to see a physician Of consid'
cradle standing, and the following
conversation ensued: Il feel very
sick" declared the drummer. whats
the trouble?" asked the physician.
Severe pain in my side" "Humph,"
said the doctor slowly, 81 think you
have appendicitis" You have made
a mistake, DOCTOR" replied the sales
man. I'm not a millionaire, just a
plain drummer" We'll, | guess you
Just have the cramps, then" replied
the indignant parsonage. Five dol
lars, please"
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25
Whv He Quit,

"Bondsonby has given up smoking.'
Impossible. He's been a slave to
The habit for years"
Hes given it up, all right
"Why? Did the doctor order him to
do it on account of his nerves."
mo, don't believe so; but you
know that peach of a stenographer
he's had for the past few weeks? Well,
| happened to overhear her say one
day, when B%ondsonby was listening,
that she would be as willing to kiss a
pig as to kiss a man who was always
smoking"
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25

tio1-foy months | voided what seemed
to- Be clear blood. | became so dizzy
everything seemed to whirl. My con
dillon IS alarming when | began
using Dosr's Kidney Pills. Before long
I improves and vas soon strong II
we'll"
Rememb~' the name-Doan's.
For sale Is all dealers. 80 cents a
box. Foster ilburn Co., Buffalo, y. 7.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25
Riuht Name at Last.

LET me show you our latest novel
ty," said the clerk in the haberdash-
cry. Here is the north pole collar
button. Named in honor of Cook and
Peary."
by Jove!" laughed the humorous
customer. They couldn't find a better
name for a collar button
why nOt?!"
Because it is so hard to locate"
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25
nQneU as a Prnnoun.

! have never been smitten with the
use Of the word Zone" as a pronoun.
1t takes a word juggler to attempt it
and get away with it. Unless one
feels that one has won ones spurs In
this respect and can extricate oneself
from the mess one gets oneself and
ones readers into, one should avoid
the use of the word 'one" in referring
to oneself as one would a plague
From the Idler.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25
Paired,

She was an amiable old lady, and
volunteered much information to the
fair stranger who had come down to
see an important event in the country
town-the laying of the foundation
stone of the new church.
Yes" prattled the old lady, that
Is the duke and duchess, and the
couple behind them are the mayor
and mayoress; and those two to tia
right are the vicar and-er-vixen."--
Ideas.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25

across my back grad
ualiy became more
severe until | was in
constant misery. My
feet and hands were
swollen to twice their
natural size. The kid
ney seCretlOns were
in a terrible condl-
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25
SimjIaritV,

Eva-Rhen you are not fond OF
pressed flowers?
Jack-No, they always remind me
of a kiss through a telephone.
Eva-Gracious. In what way?
Jack-They have lost their sweet
ness.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25
HOW'S This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
ease OF Catarrh that cannot be cared by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
We, the undersigned. have known D. J. Cheney
for the last IS years. and believe him perfectly hon
orable in all business transactions and nnanclany
cble to carry out any obligations made by his Urn.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN.
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, o.
Halls catarrh Cure Is taken internally. acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF tho
.vs,cm, Testimonials sent free. Price IS let's per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
rake Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25
Another Smile.

What did the sun look like to you
when you were in the arctic ~regions?'
WELL" answered the explorer,
thoughtfully, ut resembled an elusive
gold dollar much magnified.'
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25

Gayboye-Men are no good, en-?
Wasn't it man that made us smokeless
powder, horseless carriages and wire
less telegraphy, Ell?
Mrs. Gayboye-Yes, and I'd think
more of man if he'd make you smoke
less tobacco, drink less wine and spend
spend less money!
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25
Barber-ous Humor,

Barber-How would you like your
hair cut, sir?
Stude-Fine. Do you think came
in here to discuss the tariff?
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25
copy right, by Underwood & Underwood. n. Y.
THE VOYAGER H0MEWARD BOUND

of the organization. Colonel Roose>
welt came next in a carriage, and his
carriage was followed by a long pro-
cession of vehicles containing the
members Of the committee and the
sneakers.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25
IN A SERIOUS CONDITION.
A Case Of Terrible Kidney Trouble.

Henry Palmer, Cole and Walnut SITS,
GAINESVILLE, O., says: my kidney
trouble was caused by hardships n
exposure in the army. The awful pains
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25
SoothinQ.

"But those extremely violent wom-
en- lunatics-how do you manage to
keep them so Quiet?"
That's an idea of the new superin-
%tendent's."
sVncCv
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25

Search others for their virtues, n
myself for thy vices.-Fuller.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25

Mrs. Winsiow's Soothing Syrup.
FOR children ~teething, softens inc gums 5euutes 81
1anmation, allays pain. cures wino COLO. Sos oe'~
Lower coast gazette., 1910-06-25

To make pleasures pleasant, shorten
them.-BuxtOn.