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Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-02-24
The University Of kansas Finds That
the Proportion ls About Five
to One.

Topeka, Feb. 9S,--The list OF fall
ures or "fiunks" in the college Of lib
eral arts at the University Of Kansas
has turned the dean and the heads OF
departments into human question
marks. The surprising fact is that
among the members Of the freshmen
class who technically severed their
connection with the university by fall.
ing in more than one-third of their
work. there are five times as many
men as women, though the class is
made up about equally Of men and
women. This fact gives rise to the
question. "Are the women better stu.
dents than the men? Are the men
lazler than the women2 Are outside
attractions stronger for the men than
the women?'
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-02-24
Present ENROLMENT
INDIAN WOMAN WINS A CLAIM
The supreme Court Gives 40 Acres At
Mill Creek, Ok to Belle
Frost.

washington. Feb. ga valuable
tract of land adjoining the town Of
Mill Creek. Ok. passed to Mrs. Belle
Frost. q Choctaw Indian, by order of
the supreme court Of the United
states. The woman brought suit to
compel the secretary Of the interior,
then Mr.. Hitchcock. to deliver to her
q patent on 40 acres Of land. The
secretary had declined to Issue It be-
cause he discovered that settlers had
established themselves in houses upon
Il from tune TO time, as adjacent land
to the townsite of Mill Creek.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-02-24
NELSON NO LONGER CHAMPION
The Referee Gave the San Franclsco
Contest to Wolgaat In the 10th
Round.

San Francisco, Feb. 2S.--Battling
Nelson II mo- longer champion but the
extent Of his powers Of endurance II
Still q thing to DO guessed ct.
HIS AGht with Al Wolgast at Rich
mOnd was stopped BY Eddie Smith In
abe 10th round at 4 time when Nelson
stood upright on his feet. But the
referee acted wisely for in one or two
OF the rounds before the last Nelson
leaned across the ropes In manner
that suggested impending collapse.
His face was punched out Of all
semblance to human countenance and
great strawberry blotcheS around his
stomach and hips bore testimony to
the mercilesS battering Of WOlgast's
fists.
Nelson was too feeble to fight on
with any hopes Of success. Wolgast's
eyeswere snappy while Nelson's were
lustreless. The Dane nad lost all sense
Of distance and direction and could
only fling out his arms in feeble way.
MORE MEN FAIL THAN WOMEN
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-02-24
A c.nt,rv ola Mla,ourIan pesd.

Springfield, No., Feb. 2S-Capt.
Samuel N. Atwood. the Oldest resident
Of Barry county, died at his home near
Exter. aged 100 years. He was born
In England and was present at the
coronation ceremonies Of Queen Vic
torla. For many years he was captain
Of steamer on the Great Lakes.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-02-24
4 Nau Maahlnntnn Haial.

waShInSton, FEB. SSs-wasAingtOn
d to have . new hotel that win ooeupy
. Sita Of three acres IN the fashionable
C0unsctieut aveaue rssidencs section
n wIn b called ne GeorES WaSAing
on hotel and auditorium
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-02-24

yorktown, Va. Feb. ss.-FOr the
arIt time in lta history this little town.
where CORVALLIS surrendered 10
George Warrington at the close Of the
Revolutionary war. was the scene Of .
celebration In honor Of the birthday
anniversary Of the father Of bis eoun-
RE
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-02-24

Buiaa, Mont, FSh. 1a-An osh
wsafheF records foR ais winter vsfo
hTukan when . tsmporaturs Of g %
ersss below zero va reported IRON
ArEsnta, high In TIE mountains q
naar.r Had enunts.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-02-24
BALLOT PAPER
TUNBRIDGE

This is a typical English ballot
actual size. The voter is concerned
with the personal qualifications or
political principles Of but two candi-
dates for member Of the House OF
Commons. 1t is a simple matter to
inform themselves Of the standing
position, or fitness Of the candidates.
No party designations under the cir
cumstanees are necessary. Il Is easy
for the thoroughgolng Liberal or
Unlonlst voter who is voting for q
party and not for the man 70 acquire
a knowledge OF which candidate be-
longs to his party. Illiterate though
he be, he can readily determine
which OF the two ls the man he wants
to see elected. And as for the voter
who pays some attention 70 the char
aCter Of the man to whom be gives
his suffrage. It ls a small matter
for him TO find out the comparative
fitness Of the nominees. II . 70 thil
simplicity IN the British ballot that
is largely to Be attTibuted the high
character Of their offieshoIders and
TIE relatively higher plane Of theiI
whole political life. It Il ne possi-
bFity Of this sort Of scrutiny that
bars ont TIE unfis from ofues and Z
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-02-24
rIr,a of.lMntswalE6d. Rll rIme.

Ann Arbor, Mich. Fsb. 2a.--"Ths
earth Is good enough Tor me. ! don't
want to 60 to heaven II have 70
thump on Z harp and sing those
sbomnabla rag time tunes and white
washed coca songs that cAurch people
call gospel hymns.'" said Rev. W G.
Biting, Of st. Louis, before the Uni
vsrSity OF Michigan school Of religion
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-02-24
An csisbrnasd Exosps consrssa.

washington. Feb. 32-All the d.
partmsats Of the government. ezespt
eon1Eess Wers closed n honor Of TIE
i7sth anniversary Of WaShinglon'e
blTth, uAIle many patriotic Bosioiiss
ohssTVsd the day win special oxsr
discs
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-02-24
a oaIs b Iho DrItish Isies.

London, Feb 1fs-A aorcs gale has
gvuDt ever ne ButisA ISlas, doing a
innonas amount q tamags. Ms Ia
ban az eFoEasa Win ships asslfna
nnoslrr.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-02-24

i'mud-hook flight" to Junction city
Friday--that Is, II the weather per-
mits. All the prospective baseball
tryovts should heartily cooperate
with the Weston enthusiasts as the
walk will loosen the muscles that
have been lying dormant since foot
ball season. The boys are to meet at
the Union Pacific depot Friday morn
ing and will leave at O'Clock FOR
Junction.
Prof. F. d. Tyler has received q
letter from Lawrence asking for q
delegate from A. H. s. to attend
the state high school convention there
March 11-12. AT this convention a
state high school debating league
viii probably be organized. One OF the
faculty will represent A. H. $.
y y
The largest enrolment In the his
tory Of A. H. 8. is that Of this school
year. The total enrolment is 202.
Prof. r. q. Tyler has given out the
following report of the total enroll
mant nv classes.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-02-24
HIGH SCHOOL NOTES.

Hoorayl The faculty Is to attend a
teachers meeting at Harrington Fri
day which means that high school
will be dismissed that day. Since
We did not get a holiday on Washing
toms birthday we would rather have
one the latter part Of the week any
way.
The treasurer, Wilbur NicOIay,
gave an itemized account Of the mon
% taken in and spent during the foot
BAH season. He received S114S0
and el1O.95 was used for the sup
port Of the team, leaving 1886 In
the treasury at the close Of the sea-
son. At the present time there is
SO in the treasury. An assessment
OF rs cents was made at the meeting
Monday which, when paid, will add
$50 to the associations bank account,
making $50 all told.
- "
r. v. Dyer gave an interesting talk
at chapel last Tuesday morning. Mr..
Dyer said 1t was by an accident that
he was able to visit us and We wish
more patrons would accldently come
and make themselves acquainted with
the students,
The baseball schedule as it now
stands;
April s, Salina at Abilene.
April %, st. Johns at Abilene.
May 2. d. G. H. s. at Abilene.
May IS, Abilene at st. Johns.
May 20, Abilene at salina.
May 81, Abilene at Chapman.
Minneapolis will give Abilene dates
1t IL has a team, Junction City has
not yet reported and a game with
the X. 8. A.. c. is probable.
y -
The managers OF the annual met
last week and selected the Senior
authors. They are: Wilbur Nico-
lay, High school Athletics; Mildred
Morse, Class Poem; Agnes Curry,
Transformations; Drusilla Halleek
Glass Prophecy and Gladys Harding
Class History. The annual solons
have made an excellent selection for
those chosen are all capable writer's,
The Juniors have elected Frank
Madden to write the Junior toast
and Vaughn Mccormick class sdi-
tor.
The annual viii be called the
aHslianthus'' as that name has been
adopted By the high school board fol
all ANNALS Issued b. the Abilene
hlgh school. The copy for the an.
nual mast be Ia By April / q the Law
set down BY the managers. The
cover OF TIE annual win Be In elass
colors, blue and whits. and 3 very
pretty design has besn selected Tor
Il Prospects are that the 1910 an
nual win Be ths bert vt issued By
any A. q. 8 Senior class
- - Etrf at-
The gossip nov afiost is that Is
ria school boys WiIi attempt .
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-02-24

The gossip nov aiiost is that rs
hish school boys vin attempt q
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-02-24

R. v. Dyer gave an interesting talk
at chapel last Tuesday morning. Mr..
Dyer said 1t was by an accident that
he was able to visit us and We wish
more patrons would accidently come
and make themselves acquainted with
the students,
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-02-24

in iS4s. BY that instrument, all the
present state officers and judges
We're made elective. and also the
state canal commissioner, and the
state inspector Of prisons. The In
cIusIon Of these latter officials, rela-
lively unimportant. in the list OF
elective officers. was indicative Of
the chaotic ideas that prevailed as
to how far this sort Of thing was to
be carried.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-02-24

talneQ OH4 hhuOS ava
as court clerks, trustees Of the san
itary district, members OF the Board
Of Assessors. members Of the Board
Of Review, county commissioners
and baiIiffs Of the county court. ne
cites the case Of a Tammany prl-
mary ballot used here in New YORK
CITY on which there were 1856 candi-
dates In such cases as these It Il
manifestIy impossible for the voter
to know anything personally about
the men he Is voting for. no matter
how intelligent be may be.
That this same difficulty exists In
other localities appears from the
testimony Of DR.. G. W.. Eliot In regard
"a the ballot be was called upon to
vote in Cambridge. andPresldeut WI
Son AZ to the ballot presented to him
IN Princeton. Il have no knoWiedge
Of one-haif Of the persons ! am rot
ing for" declared President Wilson.
IT could not ten you what business
they are engaged in-and 70 cav n
oueh circumstances. that ! an taking
mart IN the government Of the Dor.
ourh Of Princeton is an absurdity,
| I an going through the motions nat
| I am expected to 50 through b. iAt
persons who think that attending pri-
lmaries ana voting at The polls 4 per
forming your whole political duty
lIt e doing . respectable thiug thai
| / am rot scanned Of. but Il e no'
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-04-01

NEW BELTS
SILK ELASTIC BELTS, in black
and colors, with fancy buckles of
gilt, oXidiZed finish and ~=
silver. Regularly 49c. &c
Sale price. ....................
PATENT LEATHER BELTS,
either wide or narrow styles, with
gilt, silver or patent lea
Their covered buckles.
Regularly 9Sc. Special AlWC
price,. ......................
PERSIAN SILK ELASTIC
BELTS. in all colors, with very
handsome buckles. This is
very pretty style belt, 90
and sells regularly for VSC
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-04-01
THESE TOO AT l5c

What's the Matter
With Father? Chg
hiO
Heiilze. Comic hit.)
I've Lost My Gal.
Glove song.)
A Little Flat In a
Great Big Town.
(Nove1ty song.)
Santa Fe. Cowboy
song.)
Ill Make a r l n 6
Around Rosie.
Garden of Roses. (Big
hit.l
Mesmerizing. NJ e n
delssohn tune.
You Are the Ideal of
My Dreams.
Next to Your Mother
Who Do You Love?
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-04-01

Daisies Won't Tell.
(Waltz hit.)
That Loving Two
step Man. &C Don I,
song.)
Happy Nights March.
Lily of Nile Waltzes.
Texas Steer 2-step.
That Spoony Rag.
Franco-American Rag.
Indian Summer Gn-
termeZzo) and 9TH
ers.
Hits from Ward Il
V o k G s. Z m e dy,
THE
PROMOT-
ERS. AT
Special. $500. = ~
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-11-04
.Pefsslonals,

Z Il T. ,
& Mr.. and Mrs. Newton Mayiield, sof
satterfield street, are moving into the:
q. 2 Morgan property on the same
street. = n h " !
Miss Pauline Fletcher has been
quite sick for several days past. i. N
s9 Mr. Harry Summers. OF Winfield.
will arrive here tomorrow to visit.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert Summers.
Mr.. David Henderson and family.
have moved into Mr.. George Hender.
sons property on Satterhel street. {
Mrs. John Morgan, or Pleasant Val.
ley; Is spending \ week with her
daughter; Mrs. Aria Stevens.
Miss odra Stealey returned to-day
roma weeks visit at Morgantown.
MI: Levi jenkins was at Warrington
yesterday. ]s
MI. and Mrs. James stealey are
quite sick attheir home on Merchant
street. . N y H =
Mrs. George Binniy and little daugh-
Eter,-ofl Columbia street. are al. :.
Mrs. d! Nj Cox, of Merchant street,
who has been sick, is.improving. III 4 Z. /;
G The little daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
Boyers sBoice, Of Prickett's Creek, is
very sick y.,S (. (. q s D II X
Mrs. Leah Cox, Of Quincy street, was
the guest Of DR.. and Mrs. E. M. Cox
Yesterday. III * 4:
Mr. and Mrs. Charles Cayenaugh
|are moving tofthis city from clarks-
burg.
Miss Edna Thomas, Of Pleasant Val
Hey. was the. guest OF Miss Stella Pride
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-11-04

RooMs-Two or three furnished
rooms fol- rent for light housekeeps
ing. Apply s62S Pike ST., Cons,
Phone 6lsxl Bell BAR. y q.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-11-04

30 ON lied 70 rent BY no Sal
dies foi lisht housekeeping, go or
\ -four nhfttnished rooms. w. q.
i y Vest ess SSvirginian.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-11-04
Baltimore &DflS Railroad
Il Y oFFtctAL seAE1UIe.
r. ~ III i 4 II I;
IDLY " VI sxDaily eSaept tsiinday. !spa3
day only. III EfSi!i

+ i I. FAIR MoNT,.W.ttVA. q
& Schedule Correct led ito Sept, s4t.1si -.
19F Ss;i 5SeQa BAI HING S.
PHILADELPHIA and NEW YORK,
.aNo. 81 ,s2::20aaiti n.; $ No. ia, t1:35 p9
M; No $3.50 p. N, Qocal to Graf
4 TONI III aii Y
CUMBERLAND, AccoM., No. c, 1900,
dkA n Acc ON, No. e, .lo:5 aa 8.
sinl,f 7ys al s d, +, 4 iis,F
Westbound. III sias5fns
/ . For CHICAGO via .PlTTsBURG,
81 n $50 ps m. !. x n 4 q,
For, COLUMBUS and CHICAGO, Nos
~: 25 ia. IN; No. II f1;25 D. m.
For WHEELING, No. a, a2:25 a. m;
3,sNo. Il /, ": 10 "a. IN. {Iocal); No. II.
1:25 ps M Coca, NO. So, 5000
Il p M +
Monongah Division. !,
: For CLAtKSBURG, leave No. x7:20
d. M: No., x9 :45 p. m; arrive, No.
%, 7:05. a. M: No. s, x4:15 p. m.
Fairmont, MoraantoWn and Pittsbura.
For CONNELLsv1LBE and PITTS.
II BURG, leave, No. ], 20: 90 a. M: No.
I, -, x7:10 a. M: No. SO, leave 4:30 u.
m. tdaily);-N No 80. arrive, 1880 a..
5,11sm, No: 51,Sss1 so, Y Except Sunday p
M; No., x7:403p. m; No: a, 9:40
Up. m, No. .68, 10: 05 p. IN.
For .AIORGANToWN, leave, No. 60,
'ixs:0O 3, mi; arrive, No. e., 'xG:5o y.
m. y Z, {, I, + 7, x. 4 81. Y yny 4
PaWpsWI Branch.
o.. n = y
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-11-04
slHE PEOPLES IN ri e i.
WANTED

HOUSES or 6 room house wanted
4 Good renter. Call Bell phone u. or
u address {, this Office I,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-11-04
Ren,s;i RI Vsrvf

Mrs. Sarah Courtney femains dan!
gerously illaa her home on Wilson
street. Nj. Pgoudfoot OF Grafton, aud
Mrs. Ella y ongh pf idorganto Town, were
called here gesterday on account of;
her alarming co1dit ion. Il 4
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-11-04
Purehased PropertY.

I, M. d. i. Summers. 81. Quincy street.
has purchased the Pride property on
Diamond street. Mr.. p ride and family
leave soon for Mississippi where they:
expect TO spend aEyear. a
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-11-04
FOR RENT &

F6RNisH 4 70 oM-For reRI 500
!; !. Walnut Il ny ! lsllp /; 1.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-11-04

Chicken Supper.
q n - 3 3 v = l

II q II AHlckcUe ouPpGT. "a 81 y ~
The Ladies, Aid Society OF the First
M n! Church withhold chicken sup
per Thursday evening, November II,
in the basement Of the church. The
menu will be given later
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-11-04

yesterday. Nj (;
MI A.jA. Ayers has returned 70 his
home at Elklns after a few days'ivisit
here, 4 7. 3 ia, * n. q
Mrs. Ala. Ayers, Mrs. H. L, Donham
and Mrs. Cora Morrow spent yester,
day at Smithtown,
/ MIR. and Mrs. Frank Rumble are
moving from Market street TO G. D..
Robinson's property on Merchant
street. Mr.. and Mrs. Burdess. are NOV
ing titlt6 the Rumble property which
they purchased recently. q
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-11-04
R7E | !
FOR !.|'.H|.I.||'G|.IH|I|INE
BETWEEN WEST VIRGINIA UNI
VERsiT.Y w ID cietkiso ON
COLLEGE AT SOUTH *

Z West Virginia University alumni
and former stud nts residing in this;
city are preparing to make the foot
| hall game between the Varsity aiidE
iekinsoh College, pal ed at South
ESide park. on n owe nsber Il. lone Of the
greatest sporting evnts lii the history
| of the city. Ind icati ions are that there.
I5Yillt he hundreds III attendance and
1.-The people here will turn out in large
| numbers as this will be the most Inn
Iportant game since the University
land Lafayette played here fifteen,
Years ago. z 3 III =
II clarksburg will do hef share to.
wards swelling the crowd as there are
hundreds ,of, former university men in.
THAT sect ton, I; all OF whom will attend,
1.-The game. Y, 1t is estimated that not
Hess than 800 will come down from
There. 1t has been announced that
1.-THE sFairmont and Clarksburg Trac;
ltion Company will give a special SER
Twice for the benefit OF Clarksburg peo-
4 pie and the transpo rtation facilities
flor the event will be the best. f'. Z
South Side Park Is n splendid ath-
lletic field and II is said that, seats will
be provided SO that five thousand peo-
p1e can have unobstructed view Of the
game. (; "
.Ths student body from the uniyer-
!sity, headed by the Cadet Band will
come. to Fairmont on "a special train
1 and. Will Z march from the station to
| ;he;park. 1t Is said that three Of the
Il best football experts OF the East, will
| be officials at, the game. 4,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-03-12
AnaIyzed by Chemists.

Apropos of President Taft and his
recent decision about whisky, Richard
lie Gallienne said, at dinner at the
st. Regis
while was living in Liverpool
there arose a hot whisky discussion.
Was pot still whisky the only whole
some one, or was patent still whisky
the one non-poisonous drink? Chemi.
cal analyses were applied to every
whisky going.
"a Liverpudlian entered a public
house near the Albert docks one
night and said:
els yer whisky pure?'
"'Well, should think So the pub.
lican answered. It's been paralyzed
by three anarchists"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-03-12
What He Was After.

George Washington Henry Clay Lin
l8oln Carter, one of Georgia's younger
aiarkey citizens, was suddenly called
upon not long ago to explain his pres
snce at 1 a. m. In the henhouse of a
white neighbor.
Stealing my chickens. are you, you
black rascal?" the owner demanded.
George w. II. C. l.. G. rolled his eyes
until they were all whites.
Now, now, lookyeh, Mars George"
fse protested, dat amt no way ter ac'
--au' please don pint dat gun at me
dat er way, cunnel sah," he hastily
added, holding up his battered hat AS
~ shield. "Ah 'clar All warn't gwine
steal no chickens; no sahl Abs wri-
Elm er dialec' story-an All des' come
mcseyen roun' hyah ter git local color
--yas, sab, OATS all All was after All
'clar to de Lord hit was!"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-03-12
CHANGE THE VIBRATION
IL Makes for Health.

A man tried leaving off meat, pota.
toes, coffee, and etc, and adopted
breakfast of fruit, Grape-Nuts with
cream, some crisp toast and a cup of
Postum.
His health began to improve at once
for the reason that a meat eater will
Teach a place once in a while where
his system seems to become clogged
and the machinery doesn't work
smoothly.
a change Of, this kind puts aside food
of low nutritive value and takes up
food and drink of the highest value,
already partly digested and capable
of being quickly changed into good,
rich blood and strong tissue.
A most valuable feature of Grape
Nuts is the natural phosphate of pot
ash grown in the grains from which II
is made. This is the element which
transforms albumen in the body into
tEhe soft gray substance which fills
brain and nerve centers.
A few days use of Grape-Nuts will
give one a degree of nervous strength
well worth the trial.
Look in pkgs for the little book, "The
Road to Wellville." There's Reason
Ever read the above letters new
one appears from time 20 time. They
are genuine, true, and full OF human
2 interest.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-03-12
HOW A DOCTOR CURED SCALP
DISEASE

when I was ten or twelve years
old l had a scalp disease, something
like scald head, though it wasn't that
suffered for several months, and
most Of my hair came out. Finally
they had doctor to see me and he
recommended the Cuticura Remedies
They cured me in a few weeks.
have used the Cuticura remedies, also,
for a breaking out on my hands and
was benefited great deal. l haven't
had any more trouble with the scalp
disease. Miss Jessie f. Buchanan,
r. F. d. 3, Hamilton, Ca, Jan. 7, 1909"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-03-12
If She Had Her Choice.

A gentleman who finds great amuse.
nlent in telling his wife which lady of
their acquaintance he will select as
her successor when she dies, and who,
one day, had been teasing her with
numberless mock-serious illusions to
the subject, suddenly called their lit
zle daughter TO him and asked her,
shaking with laughter at his own wit:
Madeline, how would you like to
have a stepmother"
The child considered for moment
and then, with great earnestness re-
piled:
II think I'd much rather have a
stepiather."
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-03-12
500 Reward, 500.

The readers OF this paper Will be pleased 20 learn
that there Is ut least dreaded disease that
has been able TO In all Its stages and that Is
Catarrh Halls Catarrh Cure Is the only positive
cure now known TO the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being constitutional disease. requires consttu-
tional treatment. Hairs Catarrh Cure is taken In
ternally acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the system, thereby destroying the
foundation OF the disease and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and assist
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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-03-12
Not Willing to Commit Himself.

The teacher had called upon Fred
die Brown to give an illustration of
the proper manner in which to com
pare the adjective clean"
Mother is clean" said he, faltering-
ly, father is-cleaner-" Here he
gaused.
and" prompted the teacher.
Freddie was still silent and very
thoughtful
Haven't you some other relative?"
asked the teacher, smiling.
oh, yes" replied Freddie, there's
Auntie-but | amt sure about her!"