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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

FOR SALE-66 BY s21 FEET IN THh
AVENUE DISTRICT, SIX BLOCKS
FROM MONUMENT; 4 CORNER WITH
S. w. FRONT. THERE ARE NO BET
TER APARTMENT SITES THAN THIS
TO BE SOLD At ONCE. AND SO THE
BUYER PROFITS DOUBLY, s4250.0O.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

Near 4th East and 5th South. rooms,
bath and toilet; good buy at $3.50. 5000
pcash.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

550-Two beautiful lots. face south on
5th So. bet 9Th and 18th West.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21
ST000

First class strictly modern
home on First avenue. street
improvements all paid, laun-
dry. heat. gas. refrigerator
built IN, large lot, south front.
close In, Make arrangements
with us TO see this.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

PETERSON REAL ESTATE INV. CO..
sol Felt Bldg. ol69o
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

Within walking distance we are offering
a double house: 3 rooms on each side
bath and toilet. for $1,000 $500 cash.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

S3000-5-room brick modern. Lot 55xl6o:
lawns. flowers shade. etc. Terms.
On 3rd East. Nice home.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

Have you been watching the improve
ments going on In University Heights on
the east bench? Close TO 10th South, large
lots; finely graded streets; city water. no
smoke, cheapest good lots on the east
bench; only $3.50 each, $40 cash, S5 per
month Above price for few days only.
Don't be astonished at the announcement
In the next few days regarding southeas,
bench, Watch the papers. There Will be
more money made on the southeast bench
in the next few months than In any other
part of Salt Lake. Watch and see.
MEEKS & MCCARTNEY.
210-211 Boston Bldg.
Bell 1922. Ind. o92,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21
SEE JONES.

I HAVE A NICE FARM OF 110 ACRES
IN ONE OF THE BEST PARTS OF IDA
HO. IS MILES FROM POCArELLO.
ONLY S35 PER ACRE OR TRADE FOR
CITY PROPERTY. THIS is a SNAP,
SEVERAL OTHER GOOD BUYS IN
SMALL HOMES, MODERN HOMES AND
FARMS IN ALL PARTS.
IN COOL FOREST DALE.
SIX ROOMS. BATH CLOSETS. CE-
MENTED CELLAR. LOTS OF FRUIT
TREES. 70 FEET BY $50 DEEP. DOU-
BILE HOUSE RENTING AT $S5 PER
MONTH, ONE PER CENT WILL BUY
THIS PLACE ON THE RENT.
CAN FIT YOU UP IN ANY KIND
OF A HOME OR LOTS; EASY TERMS.
GIVE a CALL AT MY OFFICE. FROM
THERE INTO YOUR OWN HOME JUST
LIKE FALLING OFF A LOG.
JOHN JONES.
302 SECURITY & TRUST BLDG.
BELL 4799. IND. 2046.
o217s
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

8 Ia ACRES ON 9TH EAST. NEAR
18th South also several suburban
homes. very chenp. | have one homo ono
mile south of Murray. on State street
four acres. five-room brick house,
chard, two barns. chicken coop. hog pen.
many improvements. the best buy In the
county, S3250. Inquire $50 Il, 18th South.
o227S
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21
LITTLE & LITTLE.

We don't advertise anything that is not
worthy OF investigation
we nave moro property Tor sale on
West Bird South (the new depot street,
than all other agents combined. Can
sell you most any size piece from 15
feet to 40 feet It's the opportune time
TO get in.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

Make an offer on the corner Of Brigham
and 3rd East. Choicest apartment house
site in the city.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

FOR SALE-5 BY RODS. S. E. COR.
NER SECOND NORTH AND CENTER
ST IDEAL LOCATION; SNAP PRICE;
EASY TERMS; S4250.00.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

HOUSES.
S3S0O-Beautiful new. modern and up-to
date 5-room cottage. with large
attic. can finish 8 more rooms; on
corner. s. Q. Easy terms You
positively cannot duplicate this In
the city for less than $4,000 TO
$4,000.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

5 400 per foot. e5 feet; faces south on Bird
South near 1st West. New depot
street.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

Near Center street and Second North
6-room cottage; good buy. S30o0 SooU
cash
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

s2150-New 4-room shingle bungalow; 5ox
105-foot lot with alley in rear South
east.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

$4,000 for a 7-room modern brick with q.
X20 rods. less than blocks from the
temple.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

Second avenue, all special taxes paid, {
beautiful bungalow OF rooms, sleep
Ing rooms. Hardwood floors. strictly
modern; let us show you this one. $1,000
cash. $500.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21
FOR SALE-REAL ESTATE
REAL EsTATE-IMPRovED
Are you looking around for homer

HALLORAN-JUDGEL LOAN AND TRUST
co.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21
so5 0On

S25. 900.
Very fine residence corner
on South Temple street. all
improvements paid, good
home now on the ground.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

NEEL, RITTER & TARPEY,
I002 NEWHOUSE BLDG.
BELL. MAIN 90i. IND. 243.
$500 CASH S25 MONTHLY.
LOT f5Xl25 FIT; FOUR ROOM
BUNGALOW; SOUTHEAST
Si650
MODERN GROOM BRICK. ON
II ST; LOT 3iX7 RODS. WITH
BARN LOT ACROSS ALLEY;
LAWNS BOTH FRONT AND
BACK: SHADE, SHRUBS,
FLOWERS AND FRUIT TREES,
S2T50
on 18TH EAST, LOT 60XlS9 FT.
FOUR ROOM PRESSED BRICK
HOUSE,: CHICKEN RUNS.
SHADE AND FRUIT TREES.
NEEL. RITTER ,G TARPEY.
1902 NI1WHOUSE BLDG.
BELL. MAIN 90i. IND. 2iJ.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21
HoUSFoNS THE HoUsERS.

$3.50.
Forty-foot building lot on
Princeton avenue.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

FOR SALE-6 BY 10 RODS ON NO.
TEMPLE, WITH PERFECT RIGHT OF
WAY PRIVILEG ES. 100000.
AND THERE ARE MANY OTHERS
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

$1,000 takes a fine S-room mod. brick
located on a fine corner Of 3rd ave. rath-
er close In and $1,000 will handle II.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21
GETTING READY FOR AUTUMN

GETTING READY FOR AUTUMN
TRADE.
6-r. frame house S. e, $1l00. 5000
cash. SIS or more month.
ir p. h., nice shade and lawn; small
barn; on very cnSy terms. $4,000.
6-r. mod. !. p. b., cement walk $4,000
5000 cash. $50 month, \ beauty
Now is the time 10 buy bargains We
have some specials In acreage in Bounll-
full. also southeast from half acre to g. 5.
I, 10 and 40 acres: also In vacant lots.
We can make loans on imp real estate
Money ready: rates reasonable Mahan
iny Co., 273 SO, West Temple st Phones
ili. o2179
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21
81 Sh0

bON140 feet 10 an alley, west
front, on 18th East.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

FOR SALE
5-ROOM HOUSE 4 CLOSETS. PAN
5OX15o TO ALLEY. FINE SHADE AND
FRUIT. LARGE BARN AND CHICKEN
HOUSES ALL IN FINE SHAPE. $2500
i-ROOM HOUSE, NEW CORNER LOT
SEWER AND WATER. $1,000.
6-ROOM HOUSE ON NORTH BENCH.
CORNER ROOM FOR ANOTHER
HOUSE FINEST SHADE IN CITY
MODERN, $4,000.
3OX145 TO ALLEY. CLOSE IN. ONLY
S225.
5OXls5 TO ALLEY. CORNER. $500.
AND LOTS OF LOTS IN ALL PARTS
CITY.
SEARS INVESTMENT co,
Il EAST 5RD SOUTH.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

sl6oo-5x1O rods 9th ave. good build
ing lots.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21
FARM AND CITY PROPERTY
EXCHANGED.
AT BOUNTIFUL.

ACRE WITH 4-ROOM HOUSE
CLOSE TO s. l.. & OGDEN DEPOT.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

VACANT.
Sth So. and 7th East, 2hx10 rods to al
ley $3.50
10Th East and 9Th South. .2sx7 rods to
alley, s1lI5.
Corner 18th East and 4th South, 50-foor
front. $1275.
We write insurance In the Royal the
worlds greatest fire insurance company
HALLORAN-JUDGE LOAN AND TRUST
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

$1,000.
50-foot building lot on 9th
East. Make your own terms,
per cent on deferred pay
ments.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

THE ALLIANCE INVESTMENT co
90 MAIN STREET. PHONES 4443.
o22OO
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

Sl6oo-49lxll5l-f -fts corner. on 9th f. and
5th South, Subject 10 paving tax
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

s10,00o-want an offer; 5x2o; East ls'
South.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21
IIOESES

ss75-2ix1O rods on 18th East.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

$3400 buys the fine 5-room mod. presse
brick at No. 35 1lth East, worth $4,000
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

ON 1iTH SOUTH CLOSE IN.
10 acres. worth $i00 an acre; to close
an estate at $3.50 an acre. The best in
town; VIII be worth $500 an acre mex,
year.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

425x1e5 feet with trackage on End South
bet. 2nd and 3rd West. 1855 per foot
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

49tx165 feet on II street;
good terms.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

$3.50 takes 5-room pressed brick on
Sth South near 4th East. with tine lot
| 3Xl0 rods.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

$500 takes 2sx7 rods on 2nd ave. All
taxes paid. This Is $500 under the mar
ket.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21
FOR SALE-REAL ESTATE
REAL ESTATE-IMPRovED

MEEKS & MCCARTNEY,
2l0-211 Boston Building.
Bell 1922. Ind 997.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

$500 buys that fine Groom mod brick
at No. 40 End East. compartment base
ment. The lot alone is worth $500 and
house $4,000
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

FOR sALE-INSIDB REAL ESTATE
property. bringing S1I5 per month. plus
furniture. store OF over $1,000 stock
(wholesale) ALL for $4,000. Will take
place for a married man: town improving
rapidly; only cause for selling is personal
trouble in community. best bank refer
ences. Write c. p. Jensen. Jensen block,
Goldfeld. New. oi7s6
LIST YOUR PROPERTY WITH PIE
lan-Stocl1man Co, Real estate. insur
aDce and loans. 70 w. 2nd So. 1878
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

$4,000 buys 47bx100 feet on End South
one mile east OF Main; all taxes paid.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

s4l50 buys a 7-room mod. brick Ground
oak furnacc) with lot 3X6i rods and $3.50
Will handle 1t: II blocks from temple.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

BUY REAL ESTATE NOW.
AS SURE AS YOU WAIT YOU WILL
PAY NOPE FOR IT.
SNAPS.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

Salt Lakes Surest Money Makers.
UNIVERSITY HEIGHTS" LOTS.
More money will be made on, the south
east bench than anywhere else In Salt
Lake City. Watch and see.
During the last six weeks OF hot wealth
er we have not been saying much. but
we've been doing a lot OF fine work in
University Heights. a dozen teams un-
der the supervision OF the city engineer
have been busy bringing the streets to
city grade. getting ready for the cement
sidewalks and trees. Water mains have
been laid and a dozen and one other
improvements have been made, Come and
see for yourself. We are offering the
can be purchased. Graded streets and
city water: elegant view above the smoke.
10th South and 18th East
Fifteenth East is the best graded street
east Of Main street, Come and see.
Cement sidewalks, city water and trees
Don't get 1t into your head that these
lots are away out. they're close in.
NOW LISTEN,
$3.50 each or $500 for so feet, Where
can YOU duplicate them on the east bench
for the money. with city water and city
$1,000 CASH.
$500 A MONTH.
UNIVERSITY HEIGHTS.
Three new colleges to open this fall
Within two blocks.
A free auto ride for the asking. The
school census shows gain in this first
precinct district OF 1900. Gain In the
other four large precincts only 357. Does
this not show where the people are go
ing to l!vep
2l0-2ll Boston Bldg.
Bell 2622, Ind. 992.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

A. II. HUMPHREYS.
rs West Second South Street
Bell 4iS3 Ind. ABA
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

$1,000 buys 4-room pressed brick with
lot 37Axl02 and alleyway. $500 cash, Lo-
Gated on West 3rd South.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

WANTED-PARTIES TO ENTER IN
der the nonresident section OF the
enlarged homestead law (Smool act), n
body OF three thousand acres OF first
class dry-farmng land. within six miles
OF railroad station. o, F. Davis, Room
522, Newhousc bldg o224S
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

LITTLE G. LITTLE.
No. l West End South. o22aI
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

HoUSFoNS THE HoUsERS.
$3.50.
Forty-foot building lot on
Princeton avenue
5000.
5O-foot building lot on 9th
East. Make your own terms,
per cent on deferred pay
ments.
1880
50N140 feet TO an alley, west
front. on 18th East.
$1,000.
49ix165 feet on II street;
$3.50
Five acres on State street,
good for plating.
s4T50.
S2ix115 feet on the corner OF
Third avenue and X street.
south and west front: inn
provements all paid.
se500.
Large corner on First ave-
nue. and l. street; room for
four dwellings.
5000 per foot, Third South
and Third East.
$3.50 per foot, Third South
between State and Second
East streets.
HOUSTON REAL ESTATE
INVESTMENT CO.
351 Main ST. Phones 81.
We Write Fire Insurance.
VIII Go On Your Bond.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

HOUSTON REAL ESTATE
INVESTMENT CO.
351 Main ST Phones 81.
We Write Fire Insurance.
viii Go On Your sBond.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

$3.50 per foot. Third South
between State and Second
East streets.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

sloe0-For 2 50-foot lots near 9Th e.
and 18th South
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21
AT CLEARFIELD.

AT CLEARFIELD.
16o-ACRE DRY FARM. ONE OF THE
BEST IN THE COUNTY. WILL SELL
CHEAP FOE CASH, OR EXCHANGE
FOR CITY PROPERTY.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

5000 per foot. Third South
and Third East.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

s4T50.
S2lX115 feet on the corner of
Third avenue and X street.
south and west front: inn
provements all paid.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

ssoo-aSx1a2-ft lot; sth ave.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

s6500.
Large corner on First ave-
nue. and l. street: room for
four dwellings.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21
CITY PROPERTY.

CITY PROPERTY.
ONE 4-RoOM MODERN. BETWEEN
7TH AND STH SOUTH NEAR MAIN.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

DAN MUIR REAL ESTATE CO.,
PSI SOUTH MAIN,
BELL 1901. IND. 1916
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

S3250.
Five acres on State street,
good for plating.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

We have some snaps in business prop
erty. See us,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

BY OWNER. 5-ROOM FRAME HOUSE.
$50 Elizabeth street. near 9TH South
Suitable for FISH ponds slS00 cash or
easy terms. o23l1
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

Salt Lakes Surest Money Makers.
UNIVERSITY HEIGHTS" LOTS.
More money will be made on the south
east bench than anywhere else In Salt
Lake City. Watch and see.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

o2l4g
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21
A FEW SNAPS

Sl60o-Two lots, each i1iXl65 feet. on
9th ave.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-21

Fifteenth East is the best graded stree
east Of Main street, Come and see.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-15
The Word "Woebeaone."

The word 'woebegone" is an inter.
esting survival of the far past. BE.
gone" here represents the past partic-
pie of the Anglo-Saxon verb began"
to go around about, word which has
otherwise entirely disappeared from
our vocabulary, but which has its anal
ogies In such verbs as 'beset' and be
grid" in which the prefix "be" repre-
sents the modern proposition by" A
woebegon countenance is thus that of
a man comprised about with VICE.
though perhaps 1t is most generally
used in somewhat sighting manner
to imply that the appearance of grief
is greater than the circumstances war
rant. Thus it has partially undergone
the same process of degeneration
which has made "maudlin tears
original tears of penitence from Mary
Magdalcne - bear contemptuous
meaning London Standard
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-15
The Order of the She'll,

Employees of the Krupp works can
easily be distinguished. even when at
tired in their Sunday best. Every
workman on his enrolment is present
ed with curiously fashioned scarfpin
composed Of miniature artillery shell
made Of platinum and set in silver.
After twenty years service he re-
ceives second pin modelled on the
same lines and mounted in gold. The
higher grades Of employees. including
the engineers and those employed in
the counting house. wear their shells
in the form Of sleeve links. The work
men are very proud of this distinction,
which they call the Order of the Shell
and wear on every possible occasion.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-15
AN EASY VICTORY.
How an Obstinate English Lord Was
Outwitted In Naples.

Outwitted In Naples.
Lord Charles Hamilton used to go
about Naples attended by large, fe-
rocious bulldog. Having decided upon
going to Rome, he proceeded to the
station and took his place in first
class carriage. the "dawg" taking up
position on seat opposite his mas
ter. The platform inspector, with
many gesticulations, declared that the
bulldog should not travel in a passen'
ger. carriage.
very well, then; take him out" was
Lord Charles rejoinder.
In vain the official expostulated. He
merely reiterated his former reply, a
piece of advice it is needless to say
which was not followed, and Lord
Charles, apparently master of the sit,
uation, threw himself back In his seat
and calmly lighted a cigar.
But the Italians were not to be out
done. and, quietly detaching the car
riage in which the English "milor'
was seated. they made up the train
with another compartment and started
It OF
Lord Charles sat quietly smoking for
about Il quarter of an hour and then,
surprised at the delay, thrust his head
out of the window and demanded
when the train was going to start. His
feelings when the situation was de-
scribed TO him may be imagined.-Lan-
don Tit-Bits.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-15
A WONDERFUL DREAM.
The Poor Cobbler Who Found Him.
self Upon a Throne.


1t was In the days of Philip the
Good, duke of Burgundy, that cob
bier mounted royal throne. AS the
duke was travelling one night to
Bruges he came upon a man stretched
upon the ground sound asleep and
babe his attendants carry him to the
palace, strip off his rags and place
him, robed in fine linen. In his own
bed.
When the man awoke next morning
he was addressed as "your bighness"
and astounded to ind himself among
such rich surroundings. In vain he
protested that he was no prince, but
poor cobbler They asked him what
clothing he would wear and at last
conducted him. splendidly dressed. to
mass in the ducal chapel. Every cere.
mony was observed throughout the
day. The cobbler appeared In public
sides by command of the duke with
deep respect and ended his brief reign
in the palace with grand supper and
ball.
When presently he fell asleep he
was reclothed in his rags and taken to
the spot where he had been found
when this practical joke was con
ceived. Waking In due time. he re.
turned home and related to his wife
what he took to be his wonderful
dream.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-15
The Admirable Korean.

With all his languor. the Korean is
a particularly agreeable person. He is
the polished gentleman in the setting
Of the savage. He is one of natures
cheerful spirits-a Mark Tapley who
goes whistling through life despite the
multiplication Of his misfortunes. He
is the victim Of his own good nature
and is content to sit unconcerDedly on
his boundary fence and witness the
robbery Of his estates. 1t is a pleas
ure to visit Korea If only to meet the
Korean himself, says the Japan Week
ly Chronicle, for he is the happy-go-
lucky. good tempered simpletoD who
unconsciously contributes to the pleas
ure Of others.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-15
WAITING FOR A WIFE.
One Man Who Thought Twenty Years
Was Just a Starter.


There's romance for you" said lit.
tie Binks, putting aside his morning
paper This PAPER has a story of a
college professor who met beautiful
girl twenty years ago. fell in love with
her at first sight and then lost sight Of
her altogether. Now, after waiting for
twenty years, he is rewarded by lead
ing her to the altar as his bride. Just
think of it. waiting twenty years for
a wife,
"What of t.? asked the genial phi.
lOsopher. There's nothing extraor.
binary about that. I've waited thirty
five years for mine"
"You2 Waited thirty-6ve yearsi
Why. | thought you'd been married
that long" said little Binks.
II have" said the genial philosopher.
That's how | know how long I've
waited. I've waited for her to get her
gloves on about three years. I've wait
ed for her TO change her hat about four
years. I've waited while she said just
one last word to the cook for at least
five years. I've waited upstairs. I've
waited downstairs. I've waited at
church. I've waited at the theater, and
| have waited in cabs, omnibuses. tax
les, motorcars and the Lord knows
what else besides. Fact Is. Binksy.
I've waited 50 long. so often and so
regularly that between you and me
that little college professor of yours,
with only one walt of twenty years,
strikes me as "A miserable little piker"
>-Harper's Weekly.