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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-03-22
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knights Of Columbus
VIII please attend the funeral of
Brother NJ J. O'Meara at 10 O'Clock
Wednesday from St Mary's cathedral,
thence TO Calvary cemetery.
+. J. CARTEN, Grand KniCht.
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Viaduct Needs Cleaning

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provements committee.
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The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

Ever stop to think how few men
there are who can stand being boost
ed above the shoulders of their fell
lows without the personal ego crop
ping out?-Forest City News.
( Yes Stree, sir! The swelled
head, not the impending Jap war
scare of the Hon. (no longer cap
tain) RICHMOND PEARSON HOB
SON and the Hon. LESLIE NJ.
PSHAW, is the national peril. Just
think how it has knocked out the
once unconquerable JAMES JERE-
MIAH JEFFRIEs, not to mention
a few score hundred of lesser lights
that were needed for the intellectual
and moral advancement of the ma
tion!
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

this fall for governor of New Jer-
sey. Supposing the BILLY sULZER
boom for governor shall prove pow
erful enough to land the arch ex-
ponent of the standing broad jump
in the capitol at Albany--a possi-
bility about as remote as the hope of
parlor cars on an airship line be-
tween a Delaware bass and the union
station in Mars or Saturn-the jour
nails that draw their editorial inspira-
ton from the personal likes and dis
likes of WILLIAM RANDOLPH
HEARST face a sorry job two years
from now. For once lining up with
thousands of halfway clean and
wholesome Democrats that had
nourished their hopes upon the rise
of new political star in the north
west, the HEARST papers must be-
moan the fact that Minnesota's JOHN
A. JOHNSON, an eminently selfmade
and an exceedingly likeable gentle
man, was called away before his
time
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27
COUNTY.
Representative,
H. C. JACKSON.
ABOUT THE THIRD PARTY.

The gathering of the clans of po-
litical derelicts is now taking place
through the state to devise ways and
means to defeat the regular nomi-
nees of the Republican and Demo-
cratic state tickets.
LEWIS EMERY, Jr., JERE S.
BLACK, FLINN, late boss of Pitts
burg, VAN vALKENBURG, would
be boss of Philadelphia, GIBBONY,
BERRY and NILES, led by SHEATH,
are using every means in their power
to disorganize the two old parties and
defeat JOHN X. TENER and WEB
STER GRIM, the regular nominees
of the state conventions of their re-
spective parties for governor.
Most of the men, it appears, agi-
tating this third party movement,
are men who at some time or other
have failed to muster sufficient sup
port TO land nominations for high
offices and, being defeated, are now
arrayed against those of whom they
asked support.
The Republican party, however,
has little to worry over in this vim
dictive array of would-be officehold-
ers. They are hungry, and, not hav-
ing the patronage of their party
handed to them through their regu-
lar party delegates, now attempt to
lead the rank and file of their par.
ties astray. The Republicans OF
Pennsylvania have heard this "bie
noise" before; they know the more
noise these -malcontents make the
greater the majority will be for the
nominees on the Republican ticket
when the votes are counted. Mr.
.TENER and the men whose name!
follow his on the Republican ticke
honorably nominated at Harrisburg
have no cause for loss of sleep
They will be elected by an approx
mate majority of 100000, and th'
third ticket soreheads will thel
stand lower in the estimation o
their neighbors than they ever stooC
before.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27
WHO CAN HEARST SUPPORT?

What candidate will the HEARST
papers support for the Democratic
nomination in 1912? The lnde-
pendence league is deader than the
proverbial doornail. Having failed
in its outrageous purpose, which was
TO make Mr.. HEARST mayor of
New York city, to make Mr.. HEARST
governor of New York state, to make
Mr.. HEARST president of the United
States, to get a great office some
where and somehow for one of the
least competent and least deserving
men on Gods green earth, the or
ganization that the paymaster of
yellow journalism founded and fl
nanced has discharged its clerical
help, sold off its furniture, burned
up It's tracts and pamphlets, and
gone out of business as completely
as a champion prizefghter goes
when younger blood sends him TO
his final corner. The HEARST Pc
pers cannot support Mayor Gaynor,
against whom they waged a most
vehement and vitriolic warfare for
weeks before his November land
slide. They cannot support Gov.
HARMON, who, although an essen
TALLY democratic Democrat of the
type Mr.. HEARST loves to smirk and
fawn upon, was the president of a
railroad and a director in banks and
an associate of corporationists be-
fore he got to the executive chair in
Columbus. They would find 1t tough
rations to simulate even poor show
of affection for GEORGE GRAY, the
perennial possibility from Delaware.
We see no man at this time that
the HEARST papers can tie to un-
less it be WOODROW WILSON the
very scholarly and very colorless
educator WHO Is Quoted aS willing
to test his popularity by running
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The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27
ABOUT HYOM Ell
A Bottle Costs Only 80 Cents-A
Complete Outfit Including In
haler S1.OO.

When G.. w. Peil will guarantee
Hyomei to cure catarrh or give you
your money back, what is your an
swer?
Are you satisfied with your condi-
tion or do you want to rid yourself
forever of vile catarrh, with it's hui
initiating symptoms, such as hawk
ing, splitting, blowing and bad
breath?
Hyomei is a simple, antiseptic med
icine, that you breathe through a
small pocket inhaler over the parts
affected.
1t is made of Australian eucalyp-
tus mixed with other germ killing
and membrane soothing antiseptics.
Get a complete outfit to-day. 1t
only costs $1.00, and contains every
thing necessary to cure any ordinary
case of catarrh. Extra bottles, if
needed, soc.
Hyomei is the best remedy in the
world for sore throat, coughs and
colds, Group and bronchitis. 1t gives
wonderful relief in two minutes. For
sale by druggists everywhere and
by G. w. Peil, druggist.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

Let wonderful WASHWAX. do
your family washing; saves rubbing
and saves the clothes; makes them
clean, sweet and snowy white.
WASHWAX is a new scientific COM
pound that washes in hot or cold
water without the use of soap. 1t
is entirely harmless and different
from anything you have ever used.
Send ten cents stamps today for reg
ular size by mail. You will be glad
you tried it. Agents wanted to in
troduce WASHWAX everywhere.
Address Washwax Co., st. Louis,
Mo. 59tf
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

Carbondale is advocating a one
mill tax for permanent street inn
provement, says a news item. Good.
And everybody who strikes Carbon
dale will agree that a good slice of
the money raised thereby ought to
be expended on Trinity place, close
by the railroad station-a spot
where decent footing is needed about
as much as in any civilized part of
North America.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

Now Bellefonte wants an Old
Home week and the aggressive Belle
fonte Watchman is boosting it with
the same vigor that journal display
ed when cleanup day was first pro-
posed for Bellefonte. The town is
in good shape for such a celebration
now the litter has been cleared from
the streets and yards, and with a
little local pushing and a sufficient
amount of cash to supplement the
efforts already made by printers ink
the success of the reunion should be
assured. Honesdale, which had a
model Old Home week last year, and
Sroudsburg, which has just wound
up one that was pretty good, will
extend their best wishes to Belle
fonte; and il she wants any practi-
cal ideas from two towns that have
been over the road themselves, let
rBellefonte's Old Home week commit
tee come over TO thisfend of the state
f9T .snligRteppePt,,rr ,vv IRA
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27
State of Ohio, City of Toledo,

state OF OnlO, ClIy OF 1OledO,
Lucas County, S.:
Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that
he is senior partner of the firm of
F. L. Cheney & Co., doing business
in the City of Toledo, County and
State aforesaid, and that said firr-
will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS for each and every case o
Catarrh that cannot be cured by the
use of Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK ]. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscrib-
ed in my presence, this 9Th day OF
December, A. d. 1886.
(SeaD A. w. GLEASON.
Notary Public
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternally, and acts directly on the
blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. Send for testimonials free.
F. ]. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27
Better Approach to Carbondale's ID.
q III. Station.

Some time ago Mayor A. L. Sahm
OF Carbondale communicated with
the officials of the Delaware and
Hudson with reference to improving
the sidewalk and roadway leading
from River street to the station,
known as Trinity place.
The condition of the approach in
sloppy weather is almost impossible
and, acting on the suggestion of the
mayor, a force of men commenced
work Thursday tearing out the old
wooden sidewalk, which will be re-
placed with concrete. 1t is also be-
lieved a macadam road will be built
leading to the station, which will
add materially to the appearance of
that locality.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

The Pittsburg scandal factory is
running on regular time again, after
a short hot-weather shutdown for re-
pairs. Because his 30-year-old SON
in-law was out until 7.30 at night,
a Smoky City papa-in-law took the
young man across the parental knee
and gave him sundry cuffs and
smashes in a convenient portion of
his anatomy. Harry Thaw is still
in Matteawan, and William Ellis
Corey is off somewhere with Mrs.
Mabelle Gilman Corey, and the
Hartje divorce case is settled and
out of the courts at last, and some
of the boodling councilmen that made
Uncle Andy Carnegie weep have been
handed their medicine-but Pitts
burg cannot let the newspapers
sleep. We suggest, by way of mild
and harmless summer variety, that a
curfew law for eTring sons-in-law be
tried out in the home of Thaw and
Hartje and Corey and Carnegie
Some sort of a stTeet-clearing meas
ure is needed there far more than it's
needed in Scranton, where some of
the women folks think they want It,
or in Trenton, where the city coun-
ell is actually trying it.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27
WHERE ARE THE SNAKES?

WHERE ARE THE SNAKES?
SO far this season there has been
an almost unprecedented dearth of
real good snake stories squirming
their way through the columns of
the Pennsylvania press. While men
from the hitherto prolific snake
zones of the Delaware river as we'll
as the mountain counties hasten to
assure us the visible supply of the
reptiles is fully up to the average,
If not little bit beyond it, there
are not many narrowing tales COM
ing in of exciting chases after blacks
and copperheads, with an occasional
rattler or two, that in years agone
used to show up with much regu-
larity in this as we'll as the central
part of the state before hay time
got nicely in operation. The New
York Sun correspondent seeking
snake yarns at SIC to the solid col
umn-for the Sun, even back before
Danas day. did dearly dote on snake
copy and always has paid double
for it's not going to get rich this
year of grace 1910 on the stuff he
can mail his journal about the fer
ocious racer with IA rattles that
chased farmer Jenkins up the first
shagbark walnut tree that came
within hailing distance.
The Altoona Mirror, which worries
over this paucity of snake tales a
whole lot more than we intend to
stew over any subject other than a
possible huckleberry pie famine be-
tween July 26 and Aug. Is, tries to
solve the problem, if a problem it
is, about like this:
Whether this is due to a lack of
vivid imagination on the part of the
correspondents or merely signifies
that the correspondents are not on
the job, we cannot say, but there are
certainly enough newsgatherers roam
ing Blair county to cover every snake
yarn that turns up.
But we do not seem to be worse
off in this respect than other local1-
ties in Pennsylvania. Very few of
the numerous exchanges which reach
this office are long on reptilian re-
ports; in fact, in not one of them
have we seen a narrative that appear
ed worthy of reproduction. This in
the face of the demand for informa-
tion upon the part of State Zoolo-
gist Surface as to whether a rattle
snake can climb
Perhaps we are a tri1e early in
this matter. The picnic season is not
yet in full swing, the harvest time
is late, and the camping-outers are
only just hiking for the woods and
| the mossy banks. Maybe, when the
! returns begin to come in, we will
| find that this has been banner year.
Come to think of it, the only real
| hot snake yarns that have come this
way were from Pike county, where
a Matamoras constable and Mata-
moras hotel man went over into Ding
man township and swatted to death
a five-foot rattler that is solemnly
declared to have turned out 16 rat
ties. Thus far Wayne has not been
able to cope with Pike for length OF
snake or number of rattles. The
best we can do is refer our Altoona
contemporary to a certain robust
farmer in Texas No. 4 who has sent
four rattlers into the snakes eter-
nifty thus far this summer. And the
whole four, by the way, were taken
from one field-a field, we may add
than which there are several larger
in that particular township.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

SHOULD it appear that the new
agreement seriously infringes upon
Chinese nominal sovereignty, or ma
terially conflicts with the principle of
the open door, to which one at
least of the late combatants is COM
mitted, it may be taken for granted
that there will be firm diplomatic
protest. 1t is altogether gratuitous
to assume, as some of the cores
pondents seem to have done, that the
new treaty is aimed especially at the
pretensions and interests of the
United States, and that Japan has
by this treaty, secured in Russia an
ally against us.-Philadelphia Pub
lie Ledger.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

of Csolgosz was an exceptional case.
1t wouldn't do to let the man that
killed a president of the United
States go to Sing Sing instead of to
the electric chair.-A. ]. Huyck, De-
posit, N. Y.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

/ got to the postoffice and found
at the last minute that l had nc
penny stamp to put on a paper
wanted to send away | had a two.
center in my pocket and | used that
This is one of the things that will
get a man going. William Schloss
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

Red Devil" over fairgrounds, is
going to follow the Erie when he
joins the New York-St. Louis sky
pilots that compete for the Pulitzer
prize of $4,000. Wayne and the
northeastern Pennsylvania counties
may yet get glimpse of an engine
on wings choo-chooing through the
sky.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

Mr. William Randolph Hearst in
his New York American is very loud
in denunciation of the Johnson-Jef-
fries priZefight films to be presented
at public shows, and intimates that if
Mayor Gaynor can find no law against
the showing of the pictures in New
York the American can and will en-
force them. Mr.. Hearst's newspa-
pers have been full of pictures of the
prizefight and all the most deplor-
able and vilest of the set-to, and the
pictures were infinitely worse and
much poorer than the "true-to-life"
pictures the films may present. Are
the films any more demoralizing
than some of the fakes printed in the
newspapers?- ?-Scranton Times.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

Speaking about killing people,
there should, to my mind, be no
question about the penalty for a
man who takes the life of another
knowing just what he is doing. Any
killing that has time for the man
guilty of the crime to know what
he is doing and to realize the prob
able outcome of his act is a clear
case of murder, from my viewpoint.
In New York, where l belong, a man
whose victim fingers three days or
more cannot be held for murder in
the first degree. According to that
law, of course, Leon Csolgosz, who
shot down President Mckinley at
Buffalo in 1901, was not guilty of
first degree murder, for Mckinley
fingered from Sept. to Sept. IA, a
matter of eight days; but the case
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

The chronic faultfinder is usually
a person who has made more or less
of a failure of living. This Is
the time of year when the city dwell
Ter is especially interested in his
country relatives. The only
living ex-preskent is able to take
care of himself and the problem
what to do with our ex-presidents
has dissipated into thin air.
The things the doctors tell us to
avoid during the heated season ap-
pear to be the most attractive for
some reason Colonel Roose-
welt sets his admirers a good example
by going to church on Sunday,
whether he feels like it or not
Nicholson Record. '...'
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The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

Our team ought to have a pretty
good time over there among the
summer resorts of Sullivan county.
For once, at least, the Honesdale
balltossers are going to be entertain
ed by the New York Four Hundred.
All I'm afraid of is the high living,
the late hours and the good times
that sometimes put a ballplayer out
of condition.-Duffer Weaver.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

After Honesdale's Old Home week
the one at Stroudsburg was mild as
an ice cream soda.-E. II. Cortright
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27
RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
Observation-Disclosures

We always get licked when We
play ball on Sunday.-E. B. Gala
way.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

Age should not be measured in
terms of years. So long as the heart
responds to the appeal of the flow
ers and the sunshine and the little
children, one is not old. But when
within there is no chord that thrills
to the best in life; when there is no
joy in nature and no happiness in
companionships, then the sooner the
neighborhood has a funeral the bet
ter it will be. And it makes no diff
ference about the age of the candi-
date.-Titusville Herald.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

An Ohio judge who tasted six days
lost 16 pounds and says he feels
fine. Another case where justice is
weighed in the balance and found
wanting!
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

REAPERS and grain cradles. at
Murray Cos, Honesdale, Pa. 57tS
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

Why all this hullabaloo about Mr..
Taft going into Canadian water for
about an hour? A Democratic pres
ident would be at sea the whole of
the time!
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

Roosevelt admits that he has CIV
en- up prizefighting. Still, no one
will dare say it was because he
couldn't come back. ."-Johnstown
Tribune.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

We are informed and believe that
some of Wayne coupty's solid citi-
zens explored the streets of Strouds-
burg on wheels and saved their
shoe leather. One of them was
caught right on the job.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27
KEYSTONE PRESS.


For want of something better to
cool us off, we wish to remind you
to do your Christmas shopping early.
Wilkes Barre Times-Record.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27
GINGERSNAPS.

Good Guffey Democrats, in Lack
awanna and elsewhere, still hope
they may be able to get the Price.
Honesdale's ball team, with six
games this week, is going to be a
regular Roosevelt aggregation for
strenuosity.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

The people who suffered most
from the hot wave were those who
were caught travelling off long dis
tances to get tcool.-Allentown Chron-
icle.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

Instead of reducing the number
of cigarettes in a box, it is difficult
to understand why manufacturers
don't devise some way of saving on
the smell. There is whole lot OF
that which could be eliminated.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

After all her whoop and holler and
in spite of all the newspaper space
she so lavishly employed, at home
and abroad, to extol her Old Home
week arrangements, the completed
article, while good, went long way
to show that the Water Gap settle
ment has nothing on Honesdale when
it comes to this Old Home week
business.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-07-27

Ddll team, Will SlA
games this week, is going to be a
regular Roosevelt aggregation for
strenuosity.
Why all this hullabaloo about Mr..
Taft going into Canadian water for
about an hour? A Democratic pres
ident would be at sea the whole of
the time!
An Ohio Judge who tasted six days
lost 16 pounds and says he feels
fine. Another case where justice is
weighed in the balance and found
wanting!
We are informed and believe that
some of Wayne county's solid citi-
zens explored the streets of Strouds-
burg on wheels and saved their
shoe leather. One of them was
caught right on the job.
Instead of reducing the number
of cigarettes in a box, it is difficult
to understand why manufacturers
don't devise some way of saving on
the smell. There is a whole lot of
that which could be eliminated.
Preaching in the dark is popular
out west, where the congregations
are large and solely composed of
young people. A good deal of light
could be thrown on the services, but
! they are not for publication.
Chief Justice Fuller left not a
cent to public institutions. His
/ charity began at home and ended
there. "If any man neglect to pro-
vide for his own" Can you
finish that sentence from a sacred
writer whose words show good sense
as well as good literature?
Here is another women leaving
$4,000 to a man who spoke a few
kind words to her. 1t always hap
pens somewhere else and to some
one else. Whoever heard of one OF
these luckless newspaper galoots get
ting a dollar for which he didn't
have to sweat blood as well as ink
in return?
1t is going to cost rich people So,
100000 to die in New York this
year, according to the new inherit
ance tax law. If rich men do not
die in this proportion the state will
send a fool-killer around to make
business. Philadelphia Inquirer. o.
else run Jack Johnson's automobile
1O1 miles an hour through Fifth
avenue and the contiguous silk
stocking district.
After all her whoop and holler and
in spite of all the newspaper space
she so lavishly employed, at home
and abroad, to extol her Old Home
week arrangements, the completed
article, while good, went a long way
TO show that the Water Gap settle
ment has nothing on Honesdale wheI
it comes to this Old Home week
business.
One Honesdalian who went tC
Stroudsburg says the Water GaI
women are healthy-looking heifers
but that they weigh too much by 5C
pounds to look good to him. HC
announces with the solemnity of {
positive knowledge of the subjec
that the average of 'em will pul
down a couple of hundred by the
scales. Wonder how he comes t
know so much about it!
The James G. Shepard airshiI
test from New York across thu
mountains to Scranton does not seen
\ likely. though the Electric. Cit!
millionaire is ready to put up S5i
n 00Os good and lawful money of thu
United States, for his part OF the per
\. fOrmanee.se Ne gmatter! Capt
! Tommy gBalfwlh, the man VIII,