The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1910-12-13

room, and there on the breakfast table
were beefsteak. fried potatoes. eggs-in
short, a fine breakfast l looked into
the kitchen; there was no one there.
l sat down to the table, poured out a
cup of coffee. helped myself to the
viands and ate my breakfast.
The first sip of coffee. the first mouth
full of food, bracing me. as it did. made
me feel more confident that was not
in condition to be transferred to bed
lam, and by the time l had finished
my breakfast felt sure there was
some explanation of the mystery on
other grounds than that l had lost my
reason. 'And yet" l argued, relaps-
ing into doubt. insane persons be-
lieve themselves of perfectly sound
mind"
/ arose from the table. went into a
sitting room in the front of the house
and looked out through a window.
There was my auto standing. beside the
road just as bad left 1t the night be-
fore. The morning was bright. and l
would have liked to lay a plan for it's
mending and possible getting away.
but would not do SO on any account
before having solved the mystery. l
sat down in the sunshine, lit q cigar
and began to plan-not the repairing
of my auto. but a method of finding
out whence came the attention ! was
receiving in this apparently unoccupied
house
hck ~
to draw out the mysterious somebody
who was ministering to my wants was
to entrap him or her into a fancied
security. / resolved to pretend to
sleep. Taking up book found on a
table, l began to read, nodding and
starting up alternately till finally. as
If oyerpowered by slumber,~I began to
breathe heavily and then to snore.
1t wasn't long before l heard whis-
perings in the hall without Then
after dead silence between my part
ly closed eyelids l saw a face peering
through the doorway. which was but
half open. 1t was the face of a girl
1t was withdrawn, and the face of an
other girl appeared. Three of them in
succession surveyed me with evident
interest and satisfaction. to say moth
ing Of merriment
"Ohoy'I exclaimed mentally There's
mischief in the wind Trust a girl for
deviltry and three girls for three times
as much of it as one. have evident
ly fallen into the tolls of bevy of
them. and they are having great fun
at my expense"
l didn't bother myself as to how
these girls came to be there. / con-
tented myself with waiting and watch
ing through my half closed eyes A
door behind me was opened. and pres
emily felt tickling on the back of
my neck. ] knew at once that one of
these girls was teasing me with
feather. l made frantic grasp for
what was intended for bug, but
snored on. The bug lighted on my
cheek-another frantic clutch and an
other, my efforts to catch the insect
becoming more and more ludicrous.
At last / heard smothered laughter.
1t is law of nature that the more
successful we are the more venture
some we become. Women who are
most timid in beginning to take risks
eventually become the most reckless
plungers. Being young and fond of
adventure, was delighted with the
turn the affair had taken. The more
venturesome the girls the sounder l
slept. the louder / snored. Then a
orfrl ff0fOod inf hn I
moved scurried out Another, embold-
ened by the success of the first. did the
same thing. Then l heard a whisper
ing. catching but few words-"Dare
you to kiss him"
''Well. now" / remarked to myself,
this is getting interesting" And |
snored loud enough to wake the dead.
Then one Of the girls-wasn't she
pretty, though!-stole into the room, ev-
cry fiber under quick control, the spir-
it of daredevil in her eyes. advanced,
retreated. advanced again | never
slept SO quietly in my life. though my
heart was beating like a triphammer
Then she tiptoed around beside me,
bent over me, Strengthened up, bent
again. lowered her face to mine and
lightly touched my lips with hers.
There was a frightful shrek as
infolded her tightly within my two
arms and whole chorus from those
without. l rained kisses on her cheeks
and on her lips Thanks for the
nights lodging l said. giving her a
smack on her right cheek And this
is for the hot water at my room. this
for the breakfast" And so expressed
my gratitude for everything | had re-
ceived and many things l hadn't re-
ceived
Well. tbs climax had come and pass
ed. Every one came forward. and the
Oldest girl gave me an explanation
The house belonged to tie father of
one of them. who had inherited 1t from
his great-grandfather and always kept
it exactly as he had received it. In
summer it was used by the family for
country residence. The night of my
arrival the daughter Of the owner had
brought party of her girl friends
with provisions for spending a week
end. They had found signs of some
one within and finally Fentured inside
themselves. surveying me through the
eyes Of the picture which had been
turned into peepholes for a former
purpose. Then it had occurred to them
to have their amusement in mystifying
me.
Some young men-and a chaperon.
OF course-were expected during the
day. and / was invited to make one of
the party. l accepted and had the
time of my life. l have s'nce been
there often and am extravagantly fond
of the place There is good reason for
this. / met my wife there. gave her
my first kiss there, courted her there
and married her In the very room in
which ! kissed her
An Amendment.
A health hint says, do not bolt
your food" And a comedian comes
back with the observation, 1T is much