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The Columbus journal., 1910-03-30
Current GosSln.

Mrs. Kreetser-rve heard lots q
people say your friend. that rough
looking Smith. treats his wife shame.
fully. and I believe they speak the
truth.
Mr.. Kreetser-Well. don't II any.
thing. I believe that Smith treats biz
wife too we'll He has told me him
self that he ID up before her every
morning and gets her breakfast.
Mrs. Kreetser-He told you he got
her breakfast. did he? Well. I guess
he was right His poor. little. peaked
wife looks as II he got all her meals
The Columbus journal., 1910-03-30
No Lack There.

rs your cook good at sauce?"
rs she: You just ought to hear
herr"
The Columbus journal., 1910-03-30
HE Literal Place.

The man who moves people seems
To be the chief thing doing just now. :"
Yes, In the march Of contemporary
events. he u certainly In the van"
The Columbus journal., 1910-03-30
Work for the Tailor.

But. darling" murmured the love.
lorn youth. every night for two weeks
have been on my Bonded knees be-
fore you. Have you no pity?'
Il certainly have. Horace" spoke up
the pretty flirt. as she reached for her
hand bag: here's a whole quarter. Go
have your trousers pressed. After 50
much bending they must DO baggy st
the knees."-Wasp.
The Columbus journal., 1910-03-30
3lsneP 0iaeoufaolEa.

YES" whispered the loveiorn girl.
the big tears shining In her eyes. Il
told pa you were q travelling man and
showed him your card. He wrote X.
O. T. In ono corner"
what in the deuce Il that" asked
the surprised young man. some So
cret order code?"
NO. I am afraid not. It means
keen on travelling"
The Columbus journal., 1910-03-30

Muriel.-Her train 70 rather skim
py. isn't Il?
Myrtilla.-Yes. / guess MS one %
those limited trains that you SEQ adp
veEtiSed.
The Columbus journal., 1910-03-30

An aching back Is instantly
relieved BY an application Of
SlOan's Liniment.
This liniment takes the place
Of massage and is better than
sticky plasters. It penetrates
without Iubbing-through
the skin and muscular tissue
right to the bone, qmckens the
blood, relieves congestion, and
gives permanent as well -
temporary relief
8S9oas ~ pfook
HI. JAMES @. LEE, Of 100 ~ D.,
0E, Washmgton, d C., WHitss: Thirty
yeal0 ago fell from oea4old cd 0erf.
0usly injured my hack. su0erea SS.ri-
bly, e tunes; from the small Of ~ hack
Ill aFo6nd my stomach was JUS . II ]
bad besn beaten With . club. I uso0
every plaseeP could get With 10 relief.
6loalS Eminent took the paia Ti4Ae
out, and can nov do - much hd1se
voIk a0a.y1An In IL shop tAaAkD -
The Columbus journal., 1910-03-30
Most Welcome Gifts.

Those gifts are ever the most nc.
ceptable which the siver makes
precious.-Ovtd.
The Columbus journal., 1910-03-30
Get One.
These be the days
When wild winds hector
The man without
A chest protector.
More Practical

Wore e6oct1c9j.
"Ycu send ME violets every morn.
Ing" said the beautiful girl.
Il do" responded the ardent lover.
no matter what the cost
Quite SO. Now. why not send up q
bunch Of asparagus tomorrow in.
stead? It would be just as expensive
and would make q big hit with ba."
The Columbus journal., 1910-03-30
Sticky.

Sticky.
stick 70 tho farm" says TAFT.
It's . good bunch. We say 20. too
Stick TO 10 like q black land farm
In rainy weather sticks to you.
The Columbus journal., 1910-03-30
WELDING g.! tau, n,,! ss.e y, S,,, 2,

paris Of machinery made good as new. Yields
.as; iron. cast steel aluminium. COPPER. brass %
,ny eihef metal. Exper: automobile repairing.
The Columbus journal., 1910-03-30

to have his hands free to make notes
or experiment with some formula on
those pages it is very handy. BY Ia
king two strips of metal and bending
them into the required shape. which
any one can figure out for himself.
these book supports can be made in
4 few minutes.
The Columbus journal., 1910-03-30

You look sweet enough to kisA..
said the impressed man.
so many gentlemen tell me that
coyly answers the fair girl
All! That should make you happy"
But they merely say that" she 70.
plies. They merely tell me the facts
In the case and never prove their
statements.
The Columbus journal., 1910-03-30

When night comes a-nodding
To bed the Wee Ones creep:
And cover 10 their very ears.
Prepared to go 10 sleep.
Above them watches Mother
Az 10 Sunderland they go.
And az they wink and blink she sings
A lullaby. soft and low:
Angels watch my Wee Ones
Throughout the long. dark night.
And ope their eyes to greet me
With the morrow's early light"
The Columbus journal., 1910-03-30

Sloan's Liniment
has no equal As .
remedy for Rheu- =
matism, Neuralgia
or any pcin or
stiffness in the =
muscles or joints. kJ
Prices. 2se., SOC. nd $1.00 -
0oO0AsD beck . ~
0O9Deo, cattle, oheepb
40 PO0ltPy O06t
D. Eali S. Sian, 49,
ossiDa, HISS, u.SA
The Marshall republican., 1910-04-29

All seventh grade pupils of this
last term.
All parents OF guardians of sew
enth and eighth grade children.
All Boards of Directors of rural
schools of Saline county.
All the rural teachers, whether
they had graduates or not this
year.
All other comers vii be charged
rs cents for admission. Tickets will
be on sale at Hunters Drug store
on Friday morning, May 20.
Remember the date, May 81, 1910.
You have plenty OF time to pre-
pare for this important event. Be-
gin now. Put your house and your
farm in order. Cut out all excuses
and come.
The Marshall republican., 1910-04-29
Teachers Faith Attacked

Springfield, Mo. April 19.-Be-
cause he chose to believe in the
doctrines of Theosophy, the resig-
nation Of Fritz Sage Darrow, pro-
fessor Of Greek at Drury College,
has been demanded by the Rev. {.
Fl. Briggs, pastor of the First Meth
odist Church of this city. The trou
BILE started several months ago
when Darrow gave books on
Theosophy to the public library.
The ministers of the city protested
and the trustees debated the ques
ton two months before finally ac-
cepting them. Following that ac-
ton the Rev. Briggs referred to
Professor Darrow from the pulpit
as a "scatter-brained professor at
Drury.n
Again, Sunday night, the Rev. MI
Briggs although not mentioning
the name of the professor, direct
ed particularly singing remarks al
him and declared that he was un-
fit to hold his seat in the college
faculty. 1t was charged that Pro-
lessor barrow had used his posi-
The Marshall republican., 1910-04-29
In Memory of Little James
Edward Mullineaux who
Died Nov. 4. 1909
We miss thee from our home James,,

We miss thee from our home James,
We miss thee from thy place,
A shadow DER our life is cast,
We miss the sunshine of thy face
We miss thy kind and wiling hand,
Thy fond and earnest care,
Our home is dark without thee
We miss thee everywhere.
Dear little hands, l miss them so |!
All through the day wherever 1
All through the night how lonely
it seems,
For no little hands wake me out
of my dreams.
| miss them all through the weary
hours -
miss them as others do sunshine
and flowers.
Daytime or nighttime wherever l
go,
Dear little hands l miss them so.
1t is sad that one We cherish
Should be taken from our home,
But the joys that do not perish,
Live in memory alone.
All the years we've spent together
All the happy, golden hours,
Shall be cherished in remembrance
Fragrant sweets from memory's
flowers.
Not now, but in the coming years,
1t may be in the better land,
Wen read the meaning of our tears
And, there, sometime, Wen under
stand. Mother.
The Marshall republican., 1910-04-29
The Rural Schools.

AT ten O'Clock sharp, on the morn
5ng of May 81, 1910, at the Odel
Avenue High School building in
Marshall, Mo-, the rural school 9Th
grade graduation exercises will
open
Rev John E. Abbott, pastor OF
dhe First Presbyterian church of
Marshall, will deliver the address
TO the graduates.
Professor r. II. Emerson, for
s1ser city superintendent of schools
OF Marshall, will present the diplo-
Ymas TO the graduates.
Il regular program will follow
Mater We expect a large atten-
anne
The country rural school super
5nfrEndent, J.. L. Lynch, is doing
everything in his power to get
every pupil who graduates this
year from the rural schools to at
tend these exercises.
An especially attractive diploma
III now in waiting for those grad
mates who come. To those who
VIZ not come, the little certificate
anf graduation which has hitherto
been given to the rural graduates
will be sent by mail. The diploma,
aOD account of its large dimensions,
can not be conveniently and safely
sent through the mail.
1t will not do to write Mr.. Lynch
that you T coming and thus ex-
greet to be entitled to the diploma.
Nothing but your personal pres
sRmH at these graduating exercises
will be a guarantee to your OBJ
tanning one of these diplomas. Not
"a name will be written upon any
enf these diplomas until you signify
y1nu appreciation of it by your
presence here at this meeting.
In addition to the eighth grade
graduates We hope and expect to
see present the following;
The Marshall republican., 1910-04-29
Comet Blazes Visibly

The comet was sighted this morn
ing by William Pitt of Indepen-
dence with the unaided eye. Mr..
Pitt arose this morning at i.45
o'clock ard found the big wander
er a little north of east and just
a bit lower in altitude than the
planet Venus. Mr.. Pitt, who is a
member of the Irving-Pitt Manu-
featuring Company of Kansas City
has an observatory equipped with
a powerful telescope at ih.ss homc
on Short Street in independence.
Through the telescope a very small
part of the comets tail could be
seen. To the unaided eye the COM
ct resembled a small star, although
slightly different in appearance.
The HALEY comet has rounded
the sun on this particular 75-yeai
flight and today is tearing out
towards where the limits of space
would Il. if there were any limits
THIS fact 4 understanding, the big
slier will continue to approach the
earth at great speed until May IS
when it will pass on a differen
plane or celestial level, about 1:
million miles away. Today the
comet is about the same distances
from the earth as the sun, SO mil.
lion miles. Its aphelion or most
distant point from the sun, toward
which it started at 1888 o'clock
last night, is billion miles dis
tant, 500 million miles beyond the
orbit Of Neptune, most remote
planet.-Kansas City Star.
Chicago, April 20.-Halley's com
ct was sra. here for the first time
with the unaided eye today by lay
men a. wei. as astronomers.
The Marshall republican., 1910-04-29
Curling Iron Destroys Sight

Dueneweg, Mo. April 7.-Turning
her head suddenly while curling
her hair this morning, Mrs. Sadie
Conkey stuck the end OF a hot
curling iron into her eye, Destroy
ing the sight. Painting, she was
found by neighbors and taken to
an oculist at Joplin, who pronoun-
ced the injury irreparabls.
The Marshall republican., 1910-04-29
Kills a Murderer

A merciless murderer is Appen-
dicitis with many victims. But DR.
Kings New Life Pills kill it by pre-
vention. They gently stimulate
stomach, liver and bowels, pre-
venting that clogging' that in
vites appendicitis, curing Constipa-
ton, Headache, Biliousness, Chills
25c at p. II. Franklim's.
The Marshall republican., 1910-04-29

ton as a teacher of Greek to incul
cate Buddhistic doctrines and the
teachings of Katherine Tingley in
the minds of the young men and
women who were his pupils.
DR.. Briggs was formerly a Mar
shall pastor.
The Marshall republican., 1910-04-29

Burlington Junction Post: A man
was telling of his experience with
a pack of wolves. His sleigh was
pursued over the frozen waste by
a pack of at least a dozen famish-
ed wolves. He rose and shot the
foremost one and the others stop
ped to devour it. But they soon
caught up with him and ne shot
another. which was in turn devour
ed. This was repeated until the
last famished wolf was almost up
on him with yearning jaws, when
,-fiSay, partner" broke in one of
the listeners, according to your
reckoning that last famshed wolf
must have had the other 1even
of him." "Come to think OF
it," said the story teller, maybe
he was not so blamed famished
after all"
The Marshall republican., 1910-04-29
Forced to Leave Home

Every year a large number OF
poor sufferers whose lungs are
sore and racked with coughs are
urged to go to another climate.
But this is costly and not always
sure. There's a better way. Lei
DR.. Kings New Discovery cure
you at home. "It cured me OF
lung trouble" writes w. r. Nelson
of Calamine, Ark, "when all else
failed and l gained Al pounds in
weight. It's surely the King of all
cough and lung cures.n Thousands
owe their lives and health to it
Its positively guaranteed foi
Coughs, Colds, LaGrippe, Group
Asthma-all Throat and Lung Strou
bies. SOC and $1.O0. Trial bottle
free at p. II. F~ranklin's.
The Marshall republican., 1910-04-29

One Of those horrid men suggests
that IL it is true that fashion is GO
ing to Danish all false hair from
women's heads this coming spring
4 family with seven daughters may
have a new hair mattress,
The Marshall republican., 1910-04-29
Press Clippings

This buying on the installment
plan has become such Tad that
little Dot wanted to know II the
new baby would be taken away IL
they did not keep up the payments
An exchange has an article tell
ing people how to go home from
church. That is not what the coun
try wants. 1t wants a system that
would be effective in getting paoA
pie to go to church.
whats the matter with you?
This is a perfectly level road and
when l went over it twenty-odd
years ago you drove plenty fast
enough" cried a traveller in the
stage. eve do seem to be a leetle
,pokey," owned the -driver, "and 1
can't see why. This is the same
boss l had Them
Recently me of the high schoo!
girls thus described the manner in
which o goat butted a boy out OF
the yard: "He hurled the previous
end OF his anatomy against the
boys afterwards with an earnest
ness and velocity, which, backed
by the ~ponderosity of the goats
avoirdupois, impaired a momen-
tum that was not relaxed until he
landed on terra firma beyond the
pale of the goats jurisdiction"
Leon Reporter: Some people like
to talk OF their aches, pains, and
failures, while others love to tel
Of their joys, successes and the
many blessings Of life. The first
live in an atmosphere of gloom, ans
chill those with whom they con-
verse. The others live in an latino,
phere Of sunshine and cheer, and
help to make their own life anG
that of others full OF music and
gladness.
The Marshall republican., 1910-04-29

Paris Mercury: Most every man
and woman remembers the shoes
which squeake1 when new. A few
years ago, when a man wore shoes
with soles as thick as those worn
to day, the first few weeks of their
service made him think of an over
loaded box-car grinding through a
union station. The squeak was ag-
onizing. One good strong pair of
boys new shoes coufd put a school
room out of business. "What be-
came of the squeak?" a shoe sales
man was asked. "The soles of most
shoes r made from two pieces of
heavy leather" he replied. "Man-
ufacturers learned that by putting
a piece of canvass or a fibre Of
some sort between these pi C 8, the
squeak would be eliminated. They
did and that's why shoes don't
squeak now"
The Marshall republican., 1910-04-29

The following story was tod re-
Gently by a statesman from Arkan :
sas, concerning the pecularties of
a certain negro he met once An his
travels through his native state.
The congreeman came upon the
negro as he was sitting on the end
of a log. Said he to the negro,
"Why don't you move over in the
shade?" "Tain't time yet; fever
amt come on" answered the crack
er. What's the matter?n "Chil.s."
How long have you been living
here2" Bout thirty years."
"Why in the thunder don't you
move, If you have chills that bad?u
"And catch some other disease j
don't know nothin' 'bout?o Not
much, mister. When you've got
chills, you know what they are. /
want to- tell you something, mister
I've had chills so long and shook
so much ! amt fit for moth 'cept
to sift meal and shake down per-
simmons.n
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-07-29
Particles Scarce.

AGREEING tn tEosc WHO claim to
know. the quail crop this year will be
the smallest in many years, unless the
quail perform the unussl feat they did
last year and hatch second brood.
Owing to late cold s, ring. the quail
were something like SIX weeks later in
Matching this year. and when the
heavy rains began something over a
month ago the young quais were in a
critical period. They were not large
enough tn care fer themselves but the
number was 81 great that the mother
could care for ,nly part of her
b cod, ana as result Thousands were
dr. wned. The first latch last season
persisted in a similar manner; how
ever. many remated and Matched a
second time. The sporIsmen of this
SECTION trust they will attempt double
duty again iris year 1t is also claim
ed that the turkey crop this year will
be short under precisely these game
conditions The fatality among young
turkeys this ssasvn has been some
thing aW full. Rabbits are about the
only game which can be said to be
plentiful anywhere at present.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-07-29
School Decision.

Appellate Judge Settle last week
decided the case of P. K. Hubbard
against the Hart County Board of
Education. and in his opinion Judge
Settle held that there must be coun-
ty high school established in each
county in the State, and that if the
hi,h school had rot tetn estat'i hed
within the two years IS reqp!r d Dy
tn e.law that it must De established as
soon as possible after the two years
had elapsed. This DECISION is very i'm.
portant, because none of the counties
in the State will be + li~ved from the
establishment CT county high schools.
The opinion so held that the county
board Of edrca ton of II art county must
get tagether and establish a high
school and that the school may be
placed in any of the cities of the coun-
~ that meet the qaiien.nts of the
law.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-07-29
The Mean Thing.

Here is one of the meanest tricks
yet reported tn have been Committed
10y lazy husband to get his wife to
noe the garden. He went out with a
hoe after searching around for a while
went to the house to wash the dirt off
dime and quarter. He had struck
1T rich. Back he went, and presently
returned with another quarter. He
told his wife he mad made money
enough for one day and would take q
nap. When he awoke his wife had the
garden hoed but she hadn't found a
cent. She doesn't know yet that the
mint was salted."
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-07-29
A Wild Blizzard Raging

bdings danger, suffering-often death
to thousands, who take colds,
coughs and lagrippe-that terror of
winter and spring It's danger signals
are stuffed up'' nostrils, lower part
OF nose sore, chills and fever, pain in
back OF head, and throat-gripping
cough. When grip attacks, as you
value your life, don't delay getting
DIR. Kings New Discovery. "One
bottle cured me-" writes A. L. Dunn,
OF Pine Valley, Miss, CATER being
laid up three weeks with grip. !"
For sore lungs, hemOrrhages. coughs,
colds, whooping cough, bronchitis,
asthma, it's supreme. SOC, $1.00.
Guaranteed by Oberdorfer.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-07-29

broken it guard against the GERM You
orty body against all by the of Dr. Perces Gold
Medical Discovery the vital power ceanses the
clogeng impurities enrches the blood
ach and ORGANS of digestion and nutrition in working
that the finds weak tainted which breed
Golden Medical Discovery contains alcohol, whisky
habfomng drugs All its ingredients printed its outside
wrapper. 1t SECRET but a medicine
and with record of 10 Accept
subtuethere is nothing GOOD Ask ncghbors
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-07-29
GaIlatin Man Enters Race.

James R. Mcdaniel, of Warsaw,
Superintendent of Schools of Gallatin
county. is candidate for the Demo
ratio nomination or Commissioner of
Agriculture. His candidacy is the r, :
suit of resolution at a rent convo-
cation of the County superintendent
1T Richmond, requesting him to nike
The race.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-07-29
Afraid of Ghosts

Many people are afraid of ghosts. Few people
are afraid of germs. Yet the ghost is a fancy and
the germ is fact. If the germ could be magnihed
to size equal to its It would appear more
terrible than any fre-breathine DRAGON. Germs
can't be avoided. They are in the air we breathe,
the water drink.
The germ only prosper when the condition
of the system gives it free scope to establish it,
self and develop. When there is deficiency of
vital force, languor, restlessness, salow cheek,
a hollow eve, when the appetite is poor and the
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-07-29
Don't Mention Il.

The politest man in Boston colllded
violently with another man on the
street. The second man was angry
MY dear sir" said the polite one
with bow. Il don't know which OF
US is to blame Tor this encounter ii
] ran into you. beg your pardon; II
you ran into me, don't mention it
Success Magazine.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-07-29
Age Limit.

:. There is now law in Kentucky that
if man Is sixty years old he can be
exempt from jury service. although
his age does net disqualify him if he
wants to serve. The Circuit Court
susra;ns him if ne owns up to his years
and asks to he excused.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-07-29
Destructive Fire in Middlesboro

Fire destroyed $4,000 worth of
property in Midolesoro Monday night.
Four saloons anu two restaurants
were burned. The insurance is
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-28
GRAIN AM PRovIsroNs

Chicago. June 27.-DOllar wheat fas-
Cinatcd spectators today. Every fu-
ture delivery OF the grain closed here
this afternoon above the margin mark.
Before the beginning OF alarm about
the effect Of drought on the spring
crop the price was in the S0s-well
under 30 cents a bushcl Latest trad
ing was az nearly the top Figures OF
the dag. and showed a net gain OF / i
to zee as compared with Saturday
night.
In decided contrast. corn finished I
20 lW lac down. and oats 4 ~ &C TO "a
visions. all tho way from 2 ~ Sc de-
cline 70 Csc advance.
The most exciting buying OF the ses-
sion came in the last fifteen minutes.
dollar level. Opening with a sharp rise
due 20 dry map northwest the mar
ket more than lost all the gain. The
reason was profit-ta king. but the
ported as taking a serious view or the
crop situation on this side. sudden
bulge IN quotations at Winnipeg added
20 the buliish tension. The visible sup
pccted and the worlds shipments we're
below the estimated weekly require
mcnts. Shorts sold early, but were all
covering. later on. SePtem Der ranged
up at 1909. Tho July option dropped
to discount under September today,
showing with the cash delivery the ef-
feet OF the coming movement OF new
Corn prices broke because Of good
rains in Illinois. Iowa. Missouri and
Nebraska September fiuctuated be-
tween 59t q soc. closing &c off at 60ac
No. 2 yellow closed at 604N 500.
oats had a hard setback. due %
widespread rain Price variations for
the September delivery stopped at Isl