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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19
EPlGRAMMATlC

A woman prays 10 get into heaven.
but she fights 10 get into society
Melbourne age
A pessimist Is a person who con
tinually feeds on the dark meat in
HES iurkey-Judge
Man IL like nail when he's
crooked. YOU may be sure he's been
driven To it by a woman.-Judge
I'd rather patch my own brooches
In peace than ter be married three
times ter Trouble.-Atlanta Constitu.
ton
Some women must think they have
something valuable in their heads to
Judge by the number OF locks on them.
National Magazine
Dey amt no man dat's shore of
heaven. but one thing is certain:
whichever place he gifts TO he'll stay
dar!--Atlanta Constitution.
nice woman will not pick pos
sible rival TO pieces she will kiss
the hand which does It for her.-From
Love and other Nonsense"
BEFORE woman marries n man. she
expects him 10 pay her compliments:
AFTER marriage she Is satisfied n he
pays her bills.-Atchison Globe.
There are three degrees OF intimacy
acquaintance. friendship and love.
thus the young man becomes &C
elainted with the parent. feigns
friendship for the son. but really loves
the daughter.-Punch.
Woman Is like a diamond with many
Facets. dear Lady Betty: the magma
ton OF man. the light which produces
from them innumerable permutations
and combinations OF color. The char
aeter OF woman Is comparatively sim
pie but man imagines much and at
tributes II TO her.-London Truth.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19
Fringe on Summer Eroek..

II is To be used with some OF the
novelty cottons and linens.
There are a variety OF tiny cotton
E1hgos In cream and white.
They are similar to the fringe used
EDon bedroom upholstery.
The finest of these are delicate
enough for linen scrims and hopsack-
fng.
Some o. the fringe. measuring an
inch I'm width. is woven in white and
esze cotton In o pattern running along
Ne gaimpe that holds II In place.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19
DYSPEPTlC PHILOSOPHY.

A pessimist is a man who would
chew a pill
The books that are dry are not usu-
ally the ones We pore over.
The fruits Of old age too often con-
sist OF harvest OF regrets.
The man who uses his head Is the
one who gets there with both feet
The trouble with a dark secret ts
that IL generally comes TO light.
Some men never believe IN kindness
as long as they can use a club.
The man who buys his friends usu.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19

mousseiine de sole have replaced those
Of fur. Ostrich feathers. clipped into
SOFT messy mass are fascinating
with great muffs to match. Also
there are sets that appear to be
made of raveled silk threads, only a
little less beautiful and costly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19
KNITTED TEAPOT HOLDER
Pretty Little Utensil That VIII Effect
NeIy Guard the Fingers from
All Harm.

One pair steel pins No. IS, one pair
No, 10. and one pair No. -. one-Quar-
ter eunce Berlin wool, and a little fue
purse silk
With pins No. Is and the purse silk.
CAST on SO stitches, and knit back
wards and forwards for six rows.
7tA row.-With wool. and pins No.
IS knit, knitting two together at each
sixth stitch.
Sth rOw.-Purl without decrease. re.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19
An Exception.

BacOn-Don't you believe that every
thing comes TO the one who waits7
Egbert - Hardly everything. Pa
uence seldom comes, I believe-Yonk-
ere Statesman.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19

Which pay only 81 or 50 a weeK pc
fore receiving at least a normal educa-
ton The result Is that when the op-
portunity comes for larger service and
better pay they are not prepared to
Ill the place, while those who were
willing to make the sacrifice of a few
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19
NsIahborhood cIub,, er,etie.I w.

Nsishberhoed Clubs Practical Work.
The Lincoln Neighborhood club IS
making its influence felt in a practical
way at the settlement house. los Fleet
place. Brooklyn. On Thursday after
noon. March 3. the club opened n read
ing room for working girls and sup
piled It with good literature. material
for intervening games. stationery and
other conveniences for their entertain
ment In q sScisI and helpful way dur.
ing leisure hGurS
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19
Why Not Make Use of Your
Spare Time.
L 70 INCREASE YouR KNoWLEpoR
70 INCREASE YOUR UsxruLNEss

AfroAnsTsan
Jonss L L g. PrssidsA W. Bhhep JoAnsea D. d H. n
@ thss a
o. m kind fs ssisssa psoP and ssAdzsisd By sspsszssS
provides in Eash TAsslssy Special Asds
IL VIII make especially for d
nw and teach privately eenfdsntay
Studying phs Il
vonea and eee wAsnsvsr 5000
We furnish ts1f books and
Ave years to enisA and graduate yea
"ses ~ mail IL know ksw
Ds q -
W. BrsHor JOHNSON d y, ssy
One - psssa& DaV<s CAsssA
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19
Interested.

No one should drink water thai
hasn't been boiled for al least an
hour"
You are a physician. presumep~
Nope Coal dealer"-Clevelans
Leader.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19
His Natural Suspicion.

Have you ever been toastmaster AZ
a banQuet7"
No. Have any OF my enemies been
saying that was Chicago Recsrd,
Herald
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19

ally pays more than they are worth.
There is quite a difference between
the man who makes his mark and the
man whose wife makes him toe It.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19
Economy.

Tusband-Have you done your best
'onomize this month, Mary, as
90 ted7
WI oh. yes! ! spoke to the gro
Ger. the butcher and the landlord and
got them 10 put or their bills until next
month.-Illustrated Bits
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19
Not That Kind Of q Girl

Him-What would YOU say II I'd
kiss you?
Her-Sir ! wish you to understand
that I'm TOO much OF a lady - use
such LANGUAGE Leader
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19

Two shades of plain silk for two
aides OF down quilt is the harmoni.
GUS cover demanded by the expert
decorator for use In a bedroom al.
ready rich In blossoms. When the
wall paper is gaudy or even ordinarily
figured In design. these plain colors
win be a welcome relief TO the eye.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19

Little chap must go to prison for q
crime not really his'n, while cham.
payne Is ever fizzin' for the man who's
higher up.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19

IT'S most obnoxious feature; Jus
uce surely needs teacher: worst OF
sinners not the creature, but the man
who's higher up.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19

II the duties are evaded, quick is
righteous wrath paraded. for the few
VINO simply aided-not the man who's
higher up.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19

Though she runs to fix her clutches
on the one who steals as much as so
cents. she limps on crutches toward
the man who's higher up.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19

When a trust is caught at scheminS
Justice takes its menials. seeming not
10 cen be family dreaming OF the man
who's higher up.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19

Ever calm her way pursuing. Justice
notes what some are doing. but this
duty is eschewing when the man IS
higher up.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19
GOING UP7

Justice has streak OF yellow. for
she grips the little fellow. but her
temper seems to mellow toward the
man who's higher up.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19

Justice should take OF her binder.
70 the smaller fry be kinder, and, be-
fore her OF behind her. grab that man
who's higher up.-Philadelphia Public
Ledger
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19

A remarkable proof OF equine intel
hEence lies IN the fact that horses.
when drawing bridal couples, frequent.
ly throw a shoe.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19

NUNS Of Ostrich Feathers.
Already IA Paris stoses and scsxfs
- msrabou. fesshers and shtrreH
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19

The young widows OF aged million
aires wear VIGOROUSLY heavy crepe
wells. This is to hide their joy.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19

Filthy lucre is a good name for
money-not. of course, for ours. but
other peoples.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19

A woman prays 10 get into heaven.
but she fights 10 get into society
Melbourne Axe.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-03-19

BEFORE woman marries man. she
expects him TO pay her compliments:
after marriage she Is satisfied n he
pays her bills.-Atchison Globe.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1910-12-28
AIR RACE FROM PARIS
TO LONDON BY BERLIN.
Sixty Thousand Dollars Offered by
French and German Papers.

An ambitious scheme is being ar
ranged by several newspapers in
France, Belgium and Germany-an
aerial race between Paris, Berlin,
Brussels, London and Paris Prizes
amounting to 100000 will be offered.
The proposed route is from Paris,
along the valley of the Mouse to AK
la-Chapelle, thence by Dusseldorf,
Hanover, Brunswick and NIagdeburg to
Berlin and, following the Elbe as far
as Hamburg, to return by Oldenburg
route would be along the Rhine
through Holland to Rotterdam and
Brussels, on by Ostend and Lille to
Calais; then over to Dover and Lon
don, returning via Boulogne to Paris.
Notwithstanding the gigantic char
acter of the undertaking it is believed
that with the present progress of avi-
alton the attempt will be possible be-
tween June and August, 1911.
Another cross channel fight is an
nounced for next July "a, this time
from Dover to Ostend and back. The
Royal Ostend Yacht club Will have it's
annual cross channel race for sailing
and motor yachts from Dover to Os-
tend. The distance is ever sixty nau-
teal miles in a straight line. To mint
mize the risk the Aero club of Ostend.
is to ask the assistance of the yacht
club to "police" the course. IT is pro-
posed to start the aeroplanes some
time after the yachts get under way
and have time to scatter over the
course.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1910-12-28
SCOT DIED AT AGE OF ITO.
Remembered Celebrations Over WEI


Remembered Celebration. Over WeF-
lineton's Victory at Waterloo.
James Grieve, believed to be the Old
est man in Scotland, died. at his dwell
ing, Coran-tee, Loeb Eckside, Al few
weeks ago. He was q native Of Inver=
ness-shire, where, according to his own
belief, he was born in the year 1900!
He fixed the date of his birth by his;
recollections Of Waterloo. He was
then boy working in the fields, and
when the news Of the victory arrived
he, along with his fellow laborers, par
tfcipated in the general rejoicings: At
that time he was fourteen or fifteen
years of age. He maintained the use
Of his faculties almost up to the last
and was able to see. and speak with
visitors till within few weeks ago.
Mr.. Grieve had spoken with: mem
who had seen Prince Charlie and mad
heard his grandfather describe that
historic parsonage, and his own father
and his uncle had taken, part in q
highland elan feud For almost mime
ty-five years he worked as shepherd,
and even after he had retired from
continuous labor he continued to- as
sist in the fields taking a turn at the
hay as he phraSed it.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1910-12-28
CITY TO RUN AN ICE RINK.
Dubuque, la, to Utilize Harbor and;
Furnish Chaperoas.


Though Dubuque, Ia., is on the Mis-
sissippi river. and has one Of the finest
harbors between New Orleans and ST.
Paul, there has been little OF no ice
skating in recent years. Several times
attempts to conduct g private rink
have failed principally owing to high
prices OF admission
Alderman John O'Rourke plans to
utilize the whole of the harbor, which
is 1,4o0 feet long and 500 feet wide.
AS soon as it is deemed advisable this
surface will be flooded from the city's
water system, thus giving it a surface
as smooth as glass.
Along the shores it is proposed to
build shelters where skates may be
adjusted, where skaters may rest and
get warm and where they may have
their wraps checked. Policemen will
be present at all times and represent
atiyes OF the woman's. clubs Of the
city will be assigned to regular duty
as chaperons.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1910-12-28
HUGE SAILING SHIPS ARE
NOW DOOMED IN EUROPE.
England, Norway, Sweden and France
For Steam.

The loss of the large five masted
square rugged sailing ship Preussen of
the coast of Dover, England, marks
the doom of large sailing vessels, judg.
ing from comments in shipping cir
cles in Germany. The owner of the
wrecked Preussen, NJ. Laiez, possesses
several other very large sailing ships,
but he stands practically alone
The Germans and the Americans are
now the only nations which build sail.
ing vessels of the largest size. The
Americans three years ago lost off the
Settles their biggest sailing ship, the
seven masted schooner Thomas ".
Lawson. The Americans still boost
their Wyoming, six masted schooner.
Which carries mighty spread Of fore
and aft canvas. She is not a true
schooner
The largest sailing ship in the world
is the German five masted square
rigger r. c. Rickmers, which at the
very moment when the Preusse!i
stranded was loading 5000 tons of
cargo in the Tyne, in England, for San
Francisco. But she has a steam ell-
CINE and a screw propeller as auxil-
larry power. The next largest sailing
ship in the world is the Navahoe. built
recently by Harland & Wolff in Eng
land for the Standard Oil company.
She is of 5000 tons burden, but is in
reality leviathan towing barge
The Preussen of 5.051 tons had
made many voyages to the west coast
of South America and went through
the stormiest weather with exceptional
speed and regularity. In her winter
Journeys around the Horn, with her
$4,000 square feet Of sails, she made
many calls upon the pluck and endur-
ance of her crew.
With the disappearance of sailing
vessels the nursery ground for the
training Of seamen is vanishing.
Everybody regrets is, but nobody
knows how to stop it,, inasmuch as it
is due to economic causes. Great
Britain. Norway and Sweden have
largely gone into steam
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1910-12-28
Saved: From. Awful DEATH.

How an appalling calamity in his
family was prevented is told by A. D..
Mcdonald. of Fayetteville, N. G. r..
F. D. No. s. my sister had consump-
tion," he writes, 'sshe was very thin
and pale, had no appetite and seemed
to grow weaker every day as all re-
needles, failed, till DR.. Kings New
Discovery was tried, and so comp
letely cured her, that she has not been
troubled with cough since. Itssthe
best medicine ever saw or heard Of"
For coughs, colds. lagrippe, asthma,
Group hemOrrhage all bronchial
troubles. it has no. equal, SO. s1.OO.
Trial botsle free: Guaranteed by. O..
NJ. Olsen.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1910-12-28
MANY CORONATION LUMES,
More Than $4,000 Pounds Of Ostrich
Feathers In Market.


Feathers In Market.
Preparations are being made already
by London ostrich feather importers to
meet the increased demand for plumes
which is expected for the, coronation
season.
The weight of feathers is increasing
with every sale at Mincing lane, and
at recent bimonthly sale the weight
offered was 115,50O pounds against
104 900 pounds few months ago
''The trade in ostrich plumes,' one of
the foremost merchants said, lis like
the. trade in diamonds. It's volume has
depended hitherto on the prosperity of
America. When things are good in
America then trade is good for us.
'We are looking, however, for an i'm.
provement now, for ostrich plumes are
likely to be the fashion next spring."
What the public knows as plain os.
trich feather, a representative learned
is known by many names in the trade
They are classified as follows:
Whites-Wing feathers.
Femina-Feathers from female birds.
Byocks-Black and white from male
birds.
Boos-Tail feathers
Spadonnas-Chick feathers
Blacks-Body feathers.
prabs-Female body feathers
Floss-Feathers closest to the skin.
They vary in price from 5000 down
ward: but. of course, many feathers gt
to the making Of one expensive plume
for new feathers are joined on to thu
existing feather to obtain the desired
length and drooD
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1910-12-28
SUBSTITUTES FOR RUBBER.
Two Found, but Time Required to
Prove Usefulness.

Rubber consumption has kept so.
closely Or the heels Of rubber produc-
ton and the price of the gum has risen
so rapidly in the last few years that
nothing could be. more welcome to. the.
automobile. man and the manufacture
Of rubber goods than the discovery of
a synthetic rubber or some practicable
substitute for. rubber in it's various
uses.
Within the last few months an
nouncement has been made in at least
two quarters that such substitutes had
been found, and, While time and exper-
iment will be required to determine
their usefulness the formulas are in
teresting.
An English scientist, DR.. f, G.
Weiehmann, has made rubber from
the seeds of South American palm
known as taqua nut. He extracts the
vegetable albumen, compounds it with
an animal albumen and a suitable SOL
vent and produces hard rubber which
has all the tensile strength and other
qualities of rubber, except that it will
not stand the action of water and
chemical agents.
This difficulty in turn has been over
come by compromising it again with a
condensed product of phenol and for
maldehyde. This material again may
be combined with as many substances
as native rubber.
The other substitute comes from Ger
many Five hundred parts of cry
threne are dissolved in benzine, and
the solution is heated fer ten hours al
temperature of $50 degrees cent?
grade. A steam distillation then re
moves the solvent, and the elastic sub
stance that remains closely resembles
rubber.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1910-12-28
NOTICE Oils PENDENS.

Notice is hereby given, that an action
has been commenced in this Court by the
above named Plaintiff against the above
named Defendants for the purpose of de-
termining any adverse claim estate lien
or interest III the real estate hereinafter
and in the complaint herein described,
Claimed by said defendants or either of
them, and to have the same adiudped
void; and to have said plaintiff adjudged
to be thu owner IN fee simple and entitled
to the possession of said real estate and to
firned in the plaintiff his heirs and as
signs.
The premises affected by said action are
situated in the County of Brown and State
OF Minnesota, and are described as follows:
Lot No: 9 in Block No. 70 South of Gem
ter Street in the city of New GIn1, in said
County and State
Dated December 2, 1910
ALBERT PFAENDER
Plaintiffs Attorney,
a9-2 New Ulr11, MINES ota
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1910-12-28
JAPANESE SOLVE PROBLEM
OF. CHEAP PEARL GROWING.
Produce; $500 Specimens at Cost, Of.
but 81 by Secret Process.

A secret method Of producing. pearls
which would make them as plentiful
and as cheap as the collar button if
it should become generally known
was referred to by Professor Bash.
ford, dean of Columbia university. at
the annual meeting of the, Americans
Fisheries society in New York re-
Gently
In little harbor about fifty miles
south of Tokyo, .Japan,,' he said. the
pearl oyster has been forced by
secret process to secrete perfect and
spherical pearls When | was at the
University of Japan the emperor him
self opened these oysters and took out
the pearls, so there is no doubt about
the genuine success Of this expert
ment.
There is NO danger of the method
becoming known just yet, the secret
! having been withheld, even from the
emperor; otherwise pearls would be
in danger Of a great fall in value. BY
the new method it costs So to produce
a pearl worth 5000.
'sThis secret was the invention of
the late DR.. n. NishikaWa, a graduate
OF the University of Tokyo, and he
| bequeathed it ITO his father-in-law,
Mikemoto, one of the most famous
pearl raisers Of Japan.
I do not know this process, but
surmise that the pearl is formed by
introducing scientifically a piece of
mother-of-pearl into the she'll, around
which the pearl is formed, taking the
place of the worm which nature uses
to form the core of the naturally
grown pearl The only way to dis
close this would be to cut into one
OF the pearls, but that would be an
expensive way to get a hint Of the
secret"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1910-12-28
H0MBURG is GIVEN TEMPLE

Late King of Slams Gift From Palace
at Bangkok
When the late king of Siam was in
Europe on the last occasion he made
his cure at Homburg. Just when he
Was leaving he promised to the au-
thorities a souvenir of his visit Not
long before his death the king recalled
his promise, and he ordered to be sent
to Homburg /; little temple which
stood in the gardens of the palace at
Bangkok. The material was packed
in thirty-nine big cases, which have
now arrived at their destination. The
temple will be reconstructed near the
Source Victoria.