Amador ledger., 1910-01-28
GLOBE SIGHTS

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We never get much excited about a
boy wanderer; he usually outgrows it,
1t frequently happens that the clever
story-teller wastes lot of time.
1t may be said of the under dog,
however that he sometimes starts the
fight.
The gentleman never spends much
time in announcing that he is a gentle
man.
II would be nice If a live man could
have as MANY friends as every dead man
has.
Occasionally, boy goes to college,
and seems to learn nothing more than
not to work.
Another story we have little conf
dence in: That woman passed for a
man IS wears.
You may need lawyer occasionally,
but more general need is to keep away
from them.
The man who talks so much his cigar
is always going out, might as we'll quit
smoking.
Tim Murnane: There are two things
all American one the old flag, and
ones baseball.
A boys idea of worthless dog is one
which received its training at the hands
of woman.
A woman S idea of extravaganza is to
buy dollars worth of postage stamps
at one time.
AS much as the children like mother
they never approve of her great patience
with father.
Since Adam started it, the fashion of
blaming ones mistakes on others has
hung on pretty well.
A boys curiosity is aroused by re-
frigerator, the same as girls is
aroused by bureau drawers.
The difficulty of applying neatness to
the process of chewing tobacco probably
never will be overcome.
We never get much excited when an
actor sings of the great virtue of Ameri-
cans actors brag good deal.
We are not greatly impressed with the
wisdom of statesmen. None of them
seem to know how to reduce taxes.
| One of the most expensive habits a
man can get into is the habit of not be-
ing a gentleman. And it is habit
easily acquired.
Some men are crazy to leave lot OF
money to their children, while other
men say: Let my children hustle fol
themselves, as did.
We have many foolish ways, but We
have never been indignant because o!
the heartless manner in which the
government treats the Indians.
The trouble with the girl who powders
is that she soon forgetS she is engaged
in a retail business, and branches out
into the wholesale
Cons idering that they are wiping on
new towels, wearing new shoes, and
cooking in new frying pans, young
married couples get along pretty well.
So much attention is paid the college
veil as to create the impression that
students are being trained to earn liv-
ing after graduation by calling the cattle
home.
So far as we have been able to find
out, the only advantage in wearing false
puffs and braids is that a woman can
wash her hair these days without getting
her head wet.
When a man has trouble with his
stomach, it is due to one of two causes
Either his wife is such good cook she
is stuffing him, or she is such poor
cook she is starving him.
Here is new way to reach distinc-
ton To have hair that is hard to match
at the stores. This is greater mark
of distinction these days than to have a
disease that puzzles" the doctors.
How many hairpins does a woman use
when doing her hair? The hairpin
editor of The Globe has investigated,
and makes this report She uses just / S
many as she has. II she has only two
hairpins, she makes her hair stay up
with two. but if she finds twenty in the
top bureau drawer, she uses all of them.
All our life. we have lived where
loating Indians we're common, and al
ways thought this great joke An In
dian would call on white man, 'and ask
him for letter of recommendation
which the Indian wanted to present in
his begging trips. So the white man
would write letter something like this 4;
..The bearer of This an Indian is ner-