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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-26

Music
Report Of auditing committee.
Reports OF Secretary George $. Nai-
kcr and Treasurer Louis Pcnwci
Tariff on Wool and Woolcns." Hon.
Theodore Justice, Phlla., Pa,
"Protection for Wool and Woolens,"
Hon. Fred u. Blume Sheridan. Wyo
Schedule X From the Wool Grow
cr's Point of View" Hon, Peter G.
johnson. Blaclkfoot. Ida.
comparative Customs Statistics OF
Wool and Wooden Manufactures Gov
cring the First Year Under the Payne
Law With the Last Year Under tho
Dingley Law" Hon G, n. Browne,
Washington representative, \. w. G..
A.. Washington, D. G.,
schedule x From the Standpoint Of
the Caricd Woolen Manufacturers, .
Hon Edward Moir, president Carded
Wooden Manufacturers association,
Marceilus, y, Y.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-26

The full official program Of the forty
seventh annual convention OF the Ma
tional WoolGrowers' association to be
held ut Portland, Jan. AZ, was received
this morning by Secy. G. i. stewart Of
the Utah Woolgrowers' ASSOCIATION. The
program Is as follows:
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-10-27

light.
E. r. Bowlby, C. G. Holmes and
o NJ. Corkins were Wallowa visi-
tors, Tuesday.
Called meeting of the w. c. L.
U. at home of Mrs. ]. c. Conley,
Friday afternoon, October 2S, at
2:30 o'clock
We lead, others follow! We make
prices-others come ito them. Who's
doing the most for the dear people?
Let Funk do it,"
Or. A. F. Po,ey went to Portland
ST nday, in company with Edgar Ste
vels, who had been a guest in the
Policy home for a week.
Miss Stella Brandon of Wallowa
took special teachers examination
Saturday She was guest at the
E. F. Miller home while in the city.
Try it yhen in need. 1t contains
Chamberlain Cough Remedy has
become famous for its cures OF
coughs, colds, Group and influenza.
no harmful substance and always
gives prompt relief. Sold by Bur
naugh & Mayfield and all good drug
gists.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. P. Ragsdale and
Sam Litch went to Pendleton, Sat
urday, for a few days stay, the gen
tlemen on business and Mrs. Rags
dale to visit friends.
Guess we started something on our
Funk's Saturday Special. Here we
are again with 6 packages Schil-
ling's Soda for 25c, Saturday Spec
ial, October 27
Mr.. and Mrs. J.,J Murphy and his
sister, Mrs. Lilly Carter, of Monu-
ment, Ore, left for their homes,
Monday. They had been here look
Es over the country and were very
fayorably impressed.
Polk Mays, the enterprising Swami
Creek rsdic!.er, has bought 1z0 acres
on lower Joseph creek, across the
line in Washington. CT w. d. Rog-
ers, that he will uoe as wintering
PLACE for some of his stock.
j. A. French, candidate for state
rell sentative, went TO Elgin Tues
day, in response to a message to
meet Senator Chamberlain and John
Manning, candidate for congress
ard accompany them in their tour oi
Unlon county.
Sheriff F. NJ. Breshears of Cald
we'll came I'm Saturday and left Sun
day taking with him the young cham
pion escaper, Elmer Small. They
went to Wallowa in an auto and
there picked up the boys sister, Ell
sic, who was also taken to Caldwell
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-10-27
City and County
Brief News Items

Take your eggs to Davis & Ward
and get cash. 43btf
D. F. steele is clerking for Prem
tiss Homan.
, See Funk's big ad for the good
thing Saturday.
Daniel Boyd went to La Grande,
Tuesday, on brief business trip.
j. NJ. Rodgers of the garage was at
Wallowa Sa urday on a repair job.
Eggs, 40 cents a dozen. Cash, Da-
Wis & Ward, Enterprise. 51b1
Miss Katie Dobbin, the Wallowa
milliner, was in the city over Sun
day.
Mrs. NJ. c. Wade of Imbler is a
guest at the Aaron Wade home on
Alder Slope.
Make it a habit and watch for
Funk's Saturday Special. They will
save you money.
Ladies and Gent!emens shoes pol
ished at Hotel Barber Shop. Open
Sunday mornings. 50btf
j. l.. Lambert left Monday to take
charge of c. c. Boswell's ranch on
the Imnaha.
Mrs. j. A. BALDWIN went to Elgin
Sunday to visit Mr.. and Mrs. w.
J. Underwood.
Warner Funk, who had been here
for the summer, left Sunday for
Oakland, Cal.
Your cough annoys you. Keep on
hacking and tearing the delicate
membranes of your throat If you
want to be annoyed. But If you want
relief, want TO be cured, take Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy. Sold by
3urnaugh G. Mayfield and all good
druggists.
johnny Birchar returned Friday
from the Grande Ronde hospital,
where he had been for 10 weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. B. Shaw, who
spent the summer here, left for
their home in Seattle, Tuesday.
We have just got a good start on
our Saturday special. Look for 1t
every week. w. j. Funk G. Co.
DR.. w. l.. Nichols, osteopath, sue.
eessor to DR.. Moore, has office hours
all day Tuesday, Thursday and Sat.
urday, in Enterprise. Office over
the bank. 21atf
| Mrs. j. T. Baker, son George and
granddaughter. Lucinda Baker, Wis
I3ed at Wallowa over Saturday
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-10-27

do any work, but DR.. Kings New
Discovery has made me feel like a
new person. Its the best medicine
made for the throat and lungs" OBJ
stinate coughs, stubborn colds, hay
fever. la grippe, asthma, Group. bron-
chitis and hemorrhages, hoarseness
and whooping cough, yield quickly TO
this wonderful NE licine. Try It,.
SOC and $1.0O. Trial bottles free.
Guaranteed by al druggists.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-10-27
Fred S. Ashley
handles the WHITE MACHINE In
Wallowa county.
The remon of the Air

Is the germ of lagrippe, That breath
ed in, brings suffering to thousands.
Its after effects are weakness, ner-
vousness, lack of appetite, energy
and ambition, with disordered liver
and kidneys. The greatest need
then is Electric Bitters, the splen-
did tonic, blood purifier and regula-
tor of stomach, liver and kidneys
Thousands have proved that they
wonderfully strengthen the nerves,
build up the system and restore
health and good spirits after an at
tack of grip. II suffering, try them
Only soc. Perfect satisfaction guar
anteed by all druggists.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-10-27
C. M. Lockwood has accepted a posi-
ton with La Grande firm as abstractor
IL .,,:lI x.,o.,a 70 tbat cifu

C. M. Lockwood has accepted a posi-
ton with La Grande firm as abstractor
and will move to that city.
You Judge man by the company
he keeps. You Judge merchant py
the kind CT goods he keeps. Rat
cliff is exclusive agent for, the os-
,termoor Mattress, New Home Sew
ing Machine, Edison Phonograph,
Mermaid Water Motor Washers,
and Charter Oak Stoves and Ranges.
Can you beat them? 51bl
The pleasant purgative effect ex-
perienced by all who use Chamber
Iain's Stomach and Liver Tablets,
and the healthy condition OF the
body and mind which they create,
makes one feel joyful. Sold by Bur
laugh & Mayfield and all good
druggists.
F. S. Bramwcll. superintendent OF
he sugar factory, who wa in to
see how the beet harvest progres-
sed, returned to La Grande, Fri.
lay. Three to four carloads Of beets
so. out each day. s. Story, field fore
Gan, says over half the beets are
Mrs. Charles Willgerodt was given
an enjoyable surprise, Monday, by
The arrival of her mother, Mrs. Nj
~. Spora of Odessa, Mo-, and aunt
Mrs. j. w. Maksbury of Eugene, or,
sgon, whom she had not seen for
% years. Mrs. Maksbury had been
visiting her sister, Mrs. Spora, IN
odessa, and is on her way home
| Mrs. Spora is accompanied by hel
title granddaughter, Edna Boyce.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-10-27

Mount Tabor Gnu ch in Portland,
Oregon. is to be the place for the
next annual meeting Of the Presby-
terrain synod OF Oregon
Beginning at 10 O'clock Wednesday
morning the Oregon Congress OF
Mothers met in fifth annual confer.
ence at Portland.
The next annual meeting of the ma,
tional convention of Christian church.
es will be held at Portland, in Oc,o-
beC 1911.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-10-27
Saved From the Grave

Il had about given up hope, after
nearly four years of suffering from
l severe lung trouble" writes Mrs.
u. l.. Dix, of Clarksville, Tenn. Of
ten the pain in my chest would be
almost mbearable and | could not
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-10-27
CHURCH SERVICES.

Methodist: Services next Sunday
as follows: Sunday school at 10 a.
m, preaching at IL a. m. and 7:3O
D. m.; morning subject, Gods Gap
Men" Evening theme, From Social
ton to Black Valley" an illustrated
tempe .an"e Lecture
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-10-27

A Reliable Medicine-Not Narcotic
Get the genuine Foley's Honey and
Far in the yellow package. 1t is
,afe and effective. Contains no op-
ates. Refuse substitutes. Burnaugh
& Mayfteld.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-10-27

All phone orders for bus to and
from depot promptly attended to.
White Front barn. Home phone. 97b
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-10-27

loaded. The yield on an average
, is good, while in some fields the
! tonnage is immense.
Wallowa County chieftain. [volume] (Enterprise, Or.) 1909-1911, 1910-10-27
THE CONVERTIBLE COLLAR COAT

In pleasant weather handsome looking, perfect fit
ting coat In stormy weather protection from the
cold and at the same time stunning garment. Our
suits and overcoats hats, furnishings and other ar
ticles for men, are the highest grade in style and
fabrics that the best manufacturers produce and
moderate in price
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
MIX THIS FOR RHEUMATISM
Easily Prepared and inexpensive and
Really Does the Work, Says
Noted Authority.

Thousands of men and women who
have felt the sting and torture Of that
dread disease, Rheumatism, which is
no respecter of age, persons, sex,
color or rank, will be interested to
know that 1t is one of the easiest af-
1iictions of the human body to con-
quer. Medical science has proven 1t
not a distinct disease in itself, but a
symptom caused by inactive kidneys.
rheumatism is uric acid in the blood
and other waste products Of the sys-
TEN which should be filtered and
strained out in the form of urine The
function Of the kidneys is to sift these
poisons and acids out and keep the
blood clean and pure. The kidneys
however, are Of sponge-like substance,
the holes or pores of which viii some
times, either from overwork, cold or
exposure become clogged, and failing
in their function of eliminating these
poisons from the blood, they remain
in the veins, decompose and settling
about the joints and muscles, cause
the untold suffering and pain of rheu-
matism and backache, often producing
complications of bladder and urinary
disease, and general weakness.
The following simple prescription ID
said to relieve the worst cases Of
rheumatism because Of it's direct &C
ton upon the blood and kidneys, re-
lieVing, too, the most severe forms Of
bladder and urinary troubles: Fluid
Extract Dandelion, one-half ounce;
Compound Kargon, one ounce; Com
pound Syrup Sarsaparilla, three
ounces. Mix by shaking well in a bot.
tie and take in teaspoonful doses after
each meal and, at bedtime The in
gradients can be had from any pre-
scription pharmacy. and are absolutely
harmless and safe 10 use at any time.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
How TO Eat wafAes.

The defeated Republican nominee
for Governor of Ohio is very fond OF
waffes. II have a regular formula for
eating waffles," said Mr.. Harding to
friend, "and l recommend it to every
one. You eat the first ii wafies with
out syrup, but with lots Of butter.
Then you put syrup on the next nine
and the last half dozen you eat just
simply swimming in syrup. Eaten
that way waffies never hurt anybody"
Success Magazine.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
Benny on RenevoIenee.

Benevolence is a great thing. When
you have benevolence you cannot rest
until you do something to make other
people feel grateful to you. The other
day my mamma went up into the attic
to find lot Of old clothes to give
to poor people who could not afford to
buy any clothes for themselves. While
she was hunting around she found a
gold-headed cane worth S25 that
grandpa had put up there IS years
ago, and forgot all about. Thus we
see, dear friends, benevolence brings
its own reward.-Benny
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
lime to Think Over Suicide.

He took paris green to commit sui
eide. Too big dose to kill him. Emf
nent specialist happened to be called
in, and started TO fix him up. mo
use" raid paris green performer, I'm
do It anyhow after you have done with
me" Doctor got mad. IF that's the
way you feel about It, you fool" he
said, IN not waste my time on you. "
Paris green performer much aston
ished and grieved. Well" he said.
give me "a hours to think it over"
Doctor gave him "a hours and went
away. At the end of the time paris
green performer telephoned, I've
thought it over and want TO get well;
come and see me some more"
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
$3.50 RECIPE CURES
WEAK KIDNEYS, FREE
RELIEVES URINARY AND KIDNEY
TROUBLES, 5AcKAcHE, STRAIN
ING, SWELLING, ETC.
etOps Palm in the Bladder, kidneys
and Back.

wouldn't Il be nice within q week or 90
TO begin TO say goodbye forever to tbs
scalding. dribbling. straining, or too fire.
quent passage of urine; the forehead and
the back-of-the-head aches; the stitches
and pains in the back; the growing mus
Gle weakness; spots before the eyes; yell
low skin; sluggish bowels; swollen eye
lids or ankles; leg cramps; unnatural
short breath; sleeplessness and the de-
spondency7
1 have a recipe for these troubles that
you can depend on, and II you want to
make QUICK RECOVERY, you ought
to write and get a copy of It. Many q
doctor would charge you $3.50 just f0r
writing this prescription, but have IL
and viii be glad to send IT to you entire-
iy free. Just drop me a line like thiss
DR.. A. e. Robinson, K-265 Luck Building,
Detroit, Mich, and will send it by re-
turn mall in q plain envelope. AS you win
see when you get II, this recipe contains
only pure, harmless remedies, but II has
great healing and pain-conquering power.
1t will quickly show its power once you
use It, 30 think you had better see l-,.At
It Is without delay. will send you Q
copy free-you can use It and cure your
self at home.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
PESSlMIsT RAISES A wAIl
incidentally Gives a Hard Jolt to
Tlme-E4onored Conception Of New
England Thanksgiving.

''oh. yes; the New Englanders make
a great time Of Thanksgiving" said
the insurance man as the subject was
under discussion. Yes, they are great
on Thanksgiving"
"All the relatives gather for a big
dinner. don't they7" was asked.
Yes. Ny Uncle Ben. up in Yer.
mont, gathered thirty Of at his
house last Thanksgiving
What a visit you must have had!"
"Oh, yes"
And the banquet. can picture IT,"
Can your"
There was turkey, goose. duck,
chicken. roast pig and sparerib,
There was mince pie, pumpkin pie
and cider. There was 4 big cottage
pudding and cranberry sauce. All. it
must have been a royal feast"
Yes. it was" dryly replied the in
surance man. My Uncle Ben killed
of four old ROSTERS. his wife made
four or FIVE apple pies, and stewed
up a peck OF prunes, and We sat
down 70 the feast"
"But-but II was Thanksgiving.
Sure, Nike. II # hadn't been We
wouldn't have got the prunes."
"And-and that was all?"
AN except that after dinner my
Uncle Ben took up a collection for
the heather, and we Clipped in 80
cents apiece. Ny Uncle Ben was the
heather. you know. oh, yes-New
England Thanksgiving. I've boen
there
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
THEY GROW
Good Humor and cheerfuIness From
Right Food and Drink.

Anything that interferes with good
health is apt to keep cheerfulness and
good humor in the background. A
Washington lady found that letting
coffee alone made things bright for
her She writes:
-Four years ago l was practically
given up by my doctor and was not ex.
pected to live long. My nervous sys-
TEN was in a bad condition.
But l was young and did not want
to die so / began to look about for the
cause of my chronic trouble. used to
have nervous spells which would ex.
haust me and after each spell it would
take me days before could sit up in
chair.
Il became convinced my trouble was
caused by coffee. I decided to stop IL
and bought some Postum.
THE first cup, which made accord
Ing to directions, had soothing ef-
feet on my nerves and liked the taste.
For time | nearly lived on Postum
and ate little food BESIDES am today
e healthy woman.
My family and relatives wonder if
am the same person was four years
ago, when l could do no work on &C.
count OF nervousness. Now / am do
ing my own homework, take care OF
two babies-one twenty the other two
months old. am so busy that hard
ly get time to write letter. yet do
It all with the cheerfulness and good
humor that comes from enjoying good
health.
Il tell my friends It is to Postum
owe my life today"
Read "The Road to Wellvine." IN
pkgs There's Reason"
Ever read the above letter. A new
Qua appears from time 20 time. They
are genuine, true, and ruli OF hnman
interest.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
The Way of a Woman.

They had been quarreling, and al
though hubby was willing to take the
blame all upon himself and smooth
matters over peaceably, she was still
snippy and Indifferent.
Come over here, Jessie. Aren't
you curious to know what is in this
package?"
"Oh, not very; l can stand the
strain" she replied belligerently.
We'll, it's something for the one
love best in all the world" he said
coaxingly, trying to win a smile.
"Oh, is that so?" she shifted. 81
support, then, it's those suspenders
you said you neutrality-suspicious..
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
Is YEARS OF SKIN DISEASE

For sixteen long years have becR
suffering with q bad case Of skin dis
ease. While a child there broke out .
red sore on the legs Just in back Of
my knees. II waXed from bad to worse,
and at last saw l had q bad skin
disease. tried many widely known
doctors in different cities but TO no
satisfactory result. The plague both.
cred me more in warm weather than
in winter and being on my leg joints
It made it impossible for me to walk,
and was forced TO stay indoors in the
warmest weather. My hopes Of recov.
cry were by this time spent. Sleepless
nights and restless days made life an
unbearable burden. At last l was
advised to try the Cuticura remedies
[Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Pills1
and ! did not need more than a trial
to convince me that was on the road
OF success this time. bought two
sets Of the Cuticura Remedies and
after these were gone / was a differ
ent man entirely. l am now the hap
piest man that there is at least one
true care for skin diseases. Leonard
A. Hawtof, II Nostrand Ave, Brook.
Ign, N Y, July 80 and Aug. s, '09."
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
Free for the Nonee.

They tell in Nebraska of a clergy
man who in the pulpit was a fearless
expounder of rights and wrongs, but
who in domestic circle maintained for
prudential reasons considerable re
serve of speech and action.
On one occasion when this divine
visited neighboring town, the editor
of the only paper offered the follow
ing:
"Dr. Carroll is once more among
us for brief stay. He says and does
exactly as he thinks right, without
regard to the opinions or beliefs OF
others.
His wife is not with him."-Lppin,
colts.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
slanlfcance in Names.

In an Illinois town a workingman
having been informed that a sixth
baby had arrived at his home, ex-
claimed: Sufficient" and his neigh
bors, referring to his having given
that name-Sufficient- the new
arrival, credited him with originality.
The incident resembles a case nearer
home, adds the New York Tribune.
A New York family was blessed with
nine daughters, when the stork
brought a tenth one. 1t was in the
days when the slang term for an Oft
told story was a Chestnut" and as
the baby certainly came under that
head, she received the name, but for
suphony's sake the French for the
word was employed, and she was
called Marion.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
Eager to obliae.

your disposition is naturally pleas
ant and. hopeful" said the frank
friend.
Il try to keep it So" replied the
somewhat timorous person.
Then why do you go around tell
ing so many hard luck stories?"
ITO be obliging. 1t makes people
who don't happen to like me feel a
little more Cheerful" Washington
Evening Star.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
Broke Up the Game.

The two football teams are facing
each other.
Tense and quivering, the opposing
men await the signal that shall put
the bal Into play and hurl them each
against each in that fierce shock of
battle.
The captain begins calling the code:
"Thirty-siX! thirty-five- twenty-five
seventeen" he shouts.
At that instant the left tackle who
is working his way through lege
by understanding a tailor, absent
mindedly asks:
side or TOP Chicago
| Post.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
About All,

Bessie's Mother: Bessie, did you
let Mr. Snuggle have a kiss?
Bessie: Yes. mamma, didl He
said it would be a good-by kiss, and
I was just dead anxious to have him
go.-Puck.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
The Way 10 Find Him.

My wife and are going to spend a
few months with her people at
Strong's Corners" said the meek lit
tie man, and l want you TO mail your
paper to me"
Yes" said the clerk, whats your
name?"
'Well-er-to make sure, l guess
you'd better address it: Mary Strong's
Husband, Strong's Corners"
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
Cause of the Trouble,

why was the engagement broken?"
Because of a misunderstanding" re-
piled Miss Cayenne. Each consid-
cred the other lacking in etiquette.
They subscribed to different publica-
tons and weren't reading the same
Hints on How to Behave in Society," "
Washington Star.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

Somehow, We find it almost impossi.
ole TO get rid of the feeling that the
man who married the lady who was
attended by three dogs as bridesmaids
ought TO be sympathized with even il
he did go into it with his eyes open.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

A Harvard professor declares that
he late and loyeless marriages are re-
tponsible for the disappearance of real.
Yankee blood. Most persons have
thought this was due to the wholesale
importation Of other blood.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
His Pride-Her Dust.

"Your marriage to this plebean Am
erican heiress. my son." said the
Countess de Broque, will humble our
ancestral pride in the dust"
That's all right" rejoined the titled
son. "she has agreed to furnish the
dust"
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

Somebody says that the way to
solve the transatlantic aviation prob
lem is TO manufacture hydrogen gas
en- route. If he had only said hot air,
now, 1t would be simple.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
A Chanue.

The Doctor--Dear me! I'm surprised
to see you in this condition again, II
you disregard my orders, shall re
fuse to treat you any more.
The Patient-'Pon my word, laddie,
you're the first man who's said that to
me to-day!--Sketch.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
No Lack of Effort.

so you were deeply touched by the
poem young Mr.. Softly wrote to your"
"Yes."
"But it was not a good poem"
81 don't care. 1t was just as much
trouble for him to write it as if he had
been Shakespeare The Smart Set.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
His No. Job.

A San Francisco conductor, who re-
Gently embraced religion, was called
upon to take up the Sunday morning
offering. He did very well until he
came to a hoy. Young man." he
said, sternly, you will have to pay
half fare."-Success Magazine.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08
no please nc LadY EaIr.

Edith-Mercy! Here's a telegram
from Jack. He's been hurt in the foot
ball game.
Ethel-What does he say?
Edith-He says, Nose brokenl
How do you prefer it set-Greek or
Roman?"-Boston Transcript.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

Every little while somebody wins
the worlds championship at typewrit-
ing, but for some reason champion
typewriters never get splendid offers
to go on the stage.
Mexico Missouri message., 1910-12-08

Another aviator has broken the
high-hight record for aeroplanes. It
happens even more frequently than
the launching of the largest ship or,
the death of the oldest Mason.