The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-07-10

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nearly choked. MY. room overlooks tina,
den OF iniauity, I'll have you to know
There Is almost nothing that Is not
done or attempted In the way OF resu-
done BY what tho old soldier calls
that odious old female" If a man
takes off his coat on the hottest day
OF the season she Is terribly shocked
and pronounces him "a vulgar fellow,
dear friend OF us NIL repeats this. OF
course. and makes him as mad as
honet. II a girl borrows hat from
another girl she Is sure to have the
fact made .disagreeably clear. II the
rector Of All Angels is minded to have
a genial little seance with some old
friends In the arbor, with some good
Hayanas and an apple toddy or two. as
sure as fate. when their enjoyment has
young, the Regulator appears, and her
Well. am surprised I heard you all
roaring with laughter half a mile
sway and cigars and apple toddy. and
feet up and no women round. DR.. Shep
herd, are You going to have prayers
for us in tho little sitting room to-
night?" breaks up the party and spoils
an innocent diversion. She has made
a saturnalia and scandal OF It, and
has enjoyed doing SO.
The Golirmand.
| At all places OF public resort the
greedy man. who lives to eat, is an
intesir s a,, study to the people who eat
q whole boiled chicken. having pre-
yiously disposed OF two plates full OF
/ fish and two of vegetable soup; tho
way he helps himself abundantly over
and over again to five vegetables. then
two salads. two buildings and three
Ices, cheese and crackers, nuts and rails
ms, coffee, milk, beer and wine and
tnen Signs and says to his meek lit
tie wire. My dear. ! have no appetite.
rms place doesn't agree with me a,
all. You had better see IL you can't
nave veal curry and some duck cro-
i quotes. lobster a la Newberg and
ono or two other little things prepared
LOT my supper especially; tip will
me to eat everything like all these
people around us BY carefully
chosen, sparing diet. ! manage. to live.
Put that is ALL" The best of every
OF acute indigestion. and when people
can afford to pay for IL. 1t gives to
three. meals day. at even the dutlest
resort, charm for the greedy that
WAKES dellctously plaintive--"Mv dear
you know what like. My symptoms
arc not favorable at all. l will not
be with YOU long. See IL you can't get
| The fact Is that he can eat anything.
that he does eat everything, and more
| OF 1t than anybody at the hotel
The moment of the. day for him, one
his napkin under his chin and inspes.ts
| the menu to see what he can bear
to reject, while the young girl <ppo-
site dimes on u morsel of meat. a spoon
eul of beets. pickle and 4 glass OF
ice water, and walks, rides. drives,
| dances and flirts on it for The whole
season. too, by some miracle of reserved
youthful force and energy. But ina few
| seasons. she has not shred of consti-
tuition left, nor of youth. health. looks
life: after which one sees her whealel
about the grounds Of the same resort
a perfect Wreck anxiously piled with
raw eggs, new milk and breekias,
foods by her afrectionate. but FOOLISH
,'relatives; when reasonable hours sane
Idressing. corn bread and buttermill:
and lots of good unselfsh work might
nave saved her and made good,
healthy. happy. useful woman.
4 The Bunk.
Few. indeed. are the Americans who
realize that they have got Just so much
health and life and that il they draw
1t out quite recklessly there will be
nothing left them on which to live
There isn't a. strong young man In
the he's eosu i an athlete: who could
deed, most of our girls at tn springs. 1t
Is amusing to hear them excusins
J themselves for not being able to keep
up the pace. while the girls never seem
to know when to stop. They will yawn
prodigiously and say. II must really
! get. some sleep or II can't stand this
racket any longer; am going fishing
! Tor shootlng), or home. Good heavens!
!. these girls have scarcely had two
, hours sleep q night for a week" or
That Miss Miller hasn't eaten enough
to keen canary bird alive since ]
have. been here. It is no wonder that
she is SO thin and nervous as a cat
She seems to live on balls and beaus
] and bonbons, l saw her dispose OF q
pound of candy at a sitting the other
} day. She also took seven soda waters
t that day." II the girls could hear
e Of the friendship that exists between
the average young man and his fellow.
athlete or classmate. they would not
: feel nattered. sometimes. or course
S the thoroughbred does not discuss the
i. looks, character points of the ladies
S of his acquaintance with other men
: beyond certain point and In "a general
: way nor permit other men to un-
: bosom themselves to him about them
either. 1t is delightful to know tina,
. at the best Southern clubs that sor,
) or thing is not permitted, either, an,
:, more than at the best clubs in England
, There is but one model for the gen
: tleman.
n The Mothers.
, The Russians have very prett,
y y
] made mothers" But there are Ger
, tainly women who Ill deserve the com
4 pliment and are unworthy of the love
~ trust Others are but indiferen
examples of the beautiful design, an,
others still are It's glory, beauty an,
sweetness. One sees all three type
at the summer watering place. TIL
, first devotes all her time to herself
! her walks, rides, drives. baths, meals
tollettes, dances and admirers. He
child Is often fearfully neglected, blu
her dog, that she gave $500 for II
Paris, never is. On the contrary, 1T 1
the most pampered little beast in tn
World If this pretty young woman
whose aim in life Is to be Stylish" 4
!, asked about her baby. she says: 20
she Is just like all the other babies
!, She Is off with her nurse somewher
I'm the grounds. But you should Sc
/, my dog. Here. Fiji! Come here, M
\ precious little darling, to your mother
t and show the gentleman what a per
!, tricks you have With this, she rap
t turously seizes her poodle. clacks it Il
4 her breast, kisses 1t and raves abou
Q It's pedigree. nature, diet, age, retie
$ Its huge bow of ribbon, wipes it's eye
/ with her lace handkerchief, cries, Ism
: she perfect love! Did you ever Sc
I such a nose? Why you can hang you
! hat on IT.. I'm afraid that stupid Irtsl
Btddy has not put cologne In your bat
J or cleaned your teeth, my preciou
= = popsN-wopsy. Your mother will hay
J to give you one herself." And so o