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Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1910-07-05
WaySide Wisdom.

Good intentions DO not always DO good.
Sly idea of n - Is man who says
he h glad be s. fSld.
Hardly ANYBODY objects TO being called
martyr unless he is one
It hssrts hess - hc cheated by a rogue
thaa 10y P.rar Of the Cnarch.
Why = u that the other fellows errors
always seem 80 funny to u.s.
a c'eyt.r man never believes woman
when sac Tells him her age. And
cleyercr mau always believes her
.
IL IS supremely honest girl who send
back the engagement ring every time "a
quarreis with her best fellow.
II IS wise 70 lay aside something FOR
rainy day And also 10 remember thai
nothing is stolen quicker than an nm
nreiia.
Why IS 81 that n man IN his prime al
Ways thinks himself younger than a uo.
man In hcrsg
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1910-07-05

dat she married Bill Lee bout two hours
ago"
"what7 what's datf Yeur sister dun
married 10 DAT niger BIZ Lee," shouted
the shaver as be waved bis razor around
my head.
Yes. sue changed her mind bout
you"
''she did. eh? She dun changed her
mind, did shef She dun changed her
mind and froved me down. Boy. has
you got a nat-footed. black -hided. possum-
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1910-07-05

Tall Man cat seHshorel lie said any
hody could manage a saiib0at
Thin hau-Ue did-what them
Iall Man-Hls funeral Is tomorrow.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1910-07-05

faced sister named Linda' Great big
gal. wid turnIp-coiored eyes and a mouf
as big as a doehf sings like a mewl and
makes tracks In de mud Ike an eIephant7
Has you got sieh a sisterf
II reckon So" was the reply.
VERY well. sab. ben you return 20
dat sister and glib her my compliments
aud tell her dat ] was dun married mo-
dan To- weeks ago. and dat she hain't
dun fooled me wort skucks. OATS all.
sab. aud please ciese de doah as you go
out,'' JOE KERR.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1910-07-05

TTuHILE was being shaved the shop
IN door opened gently and In walked
W. eolored boy OF Is. who looked
around In an embarrassed way for a mo
ment and then said to the barber:
Jim. you vas ingaiged TO my sister
Linda"
'roa mean is engaged to her," Was
the pompous reply
but Lfnda has sent word"
''oh. she hast Docs abe dun want de
marriage hurried up2"
mo. sab. she dun wants you TO know
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1910-07-05

Nadge-ssOn't you know. Percy, that
cigarettes ar very injurious to the brain ?
Percy-weally. ->~s have never affected
mine.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1910-07-05

The Polite Gentleman fln street cart -
Madame. permit ne 10 o1er you my seat.
The Plain Looking Woman-Oh. don Z
want TO deprive vou. sir
The Polite Gcntieman- Don't mention
q. madam. { a'ichg AZ the next corner.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1910-07-05
GREAT,

Or. Emdee-Your wife won't be Eoie to
speak for q week.
Mr. Henpeck (hopefully)-say. Doc.
there isn't any chance OF that disease be-
coming permanent, is there?
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1910-07-05

Howe nowdy. old fellow? We are
going on a camping trip. Did you ever
enjoy a camping trip whore you had 20
do your own cooking and sleep beneath
the starsf
Wise Sopc
Howe Whatf Do y0u mean 20 say
you have never been on a camping trip?
wlse-So. mean to say THAI never
enjoyed one
OTHERWISE YES.
Tom-Are yoa opposed 10 smokingf
TesS-NOt when it's used to cure ham.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-04-04
asHppery IakA

One Of the most humiliating features
81 the recent dethronoment al Speaker
Cannon from the rules committee Of the
House was the attitude Of the congress.
man from the first district Of Vermont,
David y. Foster "A few DAVIS before
that event Mr. Foster, III q speech III the
House, declared that his support Of
Speaker Cannon was at an end soon
after the chairman Of the committee
on foreign relations died and Mr. Pos
ter stood IN line for the yaesnt position.
Speaker Cannon had the appointment Of
the chairman So Il Is generally be-
lieved chat Mr. Foster felt less hostility
toward Cannon and his ideas in the
hope of getting the plum, which be has
now secured Consequently when the
time TO vote for measure that would
make more certain hearing for legis
lation, proposed in the House. the Yer.
mont congressman, who boilers loud for
reform when attending dairymen's ban.
1uets refused to vote for this reform
but did vote n a way that landed him
q plum
Certain Vermont papers and the Bos.
ton Globe viii have plenty Of matter
explaining Mr. Fosters position, there
being no better advertiser ii the land
than this same Foster, but the official
records Of the House viii show that he
refused to vote for the reforms pro-
posed and nis friends know he wanted
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-04-04

one that win appeal more and mos
10 the voters Of the state The Land
mark says. We would bond the stat
that the proposed enterprise be COM
,oleted az The earliest possible date.
New York built the original Erie canal
By bonding the state Massachusetts,
built wholly or in part every railroad
within her borders By bonding herself.
and every few years she is out Of debt
md then She VIII bond herself again
to aid some other enterprise To-day
she has 100000, people simply be-
cause She WAS ever aiding some STATE
enterprise This bonding Of Massachu-
setts began when the Puritan settles
ment AZ Boston was scarcely three years
old and il has been kept up ever since.
and she has grown without a single
day Of hesitation Of staQnation So
why not bond Vermont and build these
state trunk lines il five years and not
10. as planned White River June
ton Landmark
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-04-04
EAST BARRE.

Ernest Hutehins was home over sun.
day.
J. Sullivan IS stIll nursing . very sore
hand
Silver Leaf circle will hold a regular
meeting Tuesday evening.
r. Z. Sargent is not yet able to work
although out Of doors some.
VIII Alinard Of Boston is visiting his
sister, Mrs. lDr.l Minard, for few
days.
Mrs. Al B. Hutchins returned satur-
day from short visit with friends in
Lebanon, n Il.
some Of the farmers about here are
gathering their sugar buckets and pre-
pairing to begin an early springs work.
About so couples attended the dance
here Friday night and all enjoyed q
good time, but there was slight searei-
tt Of men
Schools here begin again with the Old
beard Of teachers at their posts Miss
Bisbee viii board at NJ. j. Whitcomb's
and Miss jacques with Mrs. Coleman.
Mrs. Susan Cheney. who has been visit.
ing her daughter, Mrs. 1T. Bates, went
to the City last Saturday night for a
short stay with relatives and friends.
The children from Montpelier and
Barre, who have been visiting at S.
Chamberlain and Mt. Bates, returned
to their homes last Saturday night on
the first train to begin their schools this
morning
All members are requested to attend
the regular meeting Of Gill lodge I @.
%. r.. Tuesday evening. as Il il very
necessary that business Of Importance be
transacted at once So requested 0y the
noble grand aud the regalia committees.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-04-04
varmont 80 I'd pabIlc.

One Of the very commendahie official
acts Of Bank Commissioner Frank @.
Williams. OF Newport. ia the institu-
ton Of a series Of annual reports 10 be
made to him By the various banks in
Vermont One Of these, the most COM
pYehensivs, i special report 81 the
treasurer and examining committee Of
each hank on the condition Of their in
stitution at the close Of business such
and such date, for instance, a report
that IL some respects suggests the rel
turn that national hanks have to make
several times year on the call Of the
comptroller Of the treasury Another
report is that o. the directors and trus.
tees Of each hank In which These
men are required To answer pretty
searching questions as 10 how they are
performing their own duties and Just
what they know personally about the
banks business. These reports are not
intended for publication or public in-
specti0n but they do contain iHforma-
ton that 4 y absolutely necessary for
the bank commissioner 70 have IF he
s to be able 10 perform bis trust AZ
II should he discharged and safeguard
the interests 81 the people Of Vermont
whose money Is atrisk IN these banking
institutions
Ore Of the reasons why Commissioner
Wiliiams has instituted this report sys-
tern is that Il enables him 70 gather
information from each hank shout its
administration. especially the liability
side, that has never been 80 thoroughly
investigated before and could not pos
sihly Re under tie old system when
tho commissioner had To rely upon what
he found aut On his occasional personal
visits 70 The Institutions On these Wis
is he Is able 70 see very few Of the
directors or trustees of the banks be
cause they are not daily on duty AZ
the institutions and are scattered III
residence III the territory roundabout
BY tire report plan, he "a enabled to pin
each eue Of these men down to positive
statements made under his own sigma
tufe ard under oath
II has been whispered that some hank
officials are disposed To stand ont On
this matter and perhaps refuse to make
the reports asked for BY Commissioner
Williams but The Messenger IS hopeful
that this viii not prove the fact The
people are entitled to this information
HI some responsible official way for the
protection Of their savings aud invest
ments Bankers must not forget that
il is the money Of ether men that they
are doing business with, and those other
nea not only have right 10 know how
they are doing it, bat will some day
take pretty arbitrary steps to enforce
that right perhaps, unless the institn
tions Themselves recognize the justice
of the demand and do the right thing
ii this matter because it Is tile right
thing and not because they are compelled
BY law st. Alabns Messenger.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-04-04
pnr ! Duatlese Road.


! The most promising recent discovery
| in road building, according to Logan
Waller Page director Of road inquiry in
the department Of agriculture, who adj
dressed the Massachusetts Highway as.
ISOLATION last night Il that ii to Port
land cement, whom wet, good mineral
oil be added. it emulsifes, the compound
making an extremely seryiceable auto
mobile resisting material A series Of
tests are now making as TO the different
percentages Of bitumen which should Be
applied 10 the asphattio base. Tbs prop.
er mixture Of the two secures the
strength Of the one and the malleability
Of the other, and these are the qualities
that the road builders have been looking
/ for. The cost would BE little more than
the macadam. Il, FOR example, the ma
terial employed in the two upper layers
Of what IS known as the 'MeClintoclS
road be combined with a good bitumen;
and enough fine screenings Be spread over
the surface to make 1t smooth and even,
and then the top be painted with bitu-
men, the result is one of The best types
of the dustless road yet developed. I'M
der the automobile it Is practically indie
structihle; the horse will do it decidedly
more harm
Road building is rapidly reaching a
parting Of the ways. The two methods
Of conveyance have antagonistie needs.
Many kinds Of roadway would be exceed
ingly practicable II only automobile traf
&c were to be considered. But some
Of these are greatly injured by wagon
traffic. particularly BY the ealISs Of the
horses. and the heavy weights resting on
narrow iron tires; while the maeadam
roads, % serviceable for horse-drawn We.
hicles, IS pronounced failure for heavy
automobile traffic The rubber tire helps
some surfaces. while it hurts others.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-04-04

The problem for the next quarter-century
seems 70 b IN meeting these two di.
vefgent needs, without having to build
tNo roads. when tile country can hardly
afford % supply one Il has 2 .l65.00
miles Of public highway, on which the
people are expending In maintenance and
new construction, only $50 per mile per
annum Theae figures show At what an
elementary stage our highway improve
ment stands. X Il possible the time
may coma when the horse viii be elm
mated from the business parts OF great
cities, Just as fully A. the horse.ear has
been; and then. with highways con
strliated solely for rubbertired motos
vehicles, the situation can be very much
siniplided. Boston Transcript
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-04-04

the Craftsmanship Of the committee re.
ferred to- slippery Jake" may become
as familiar nickname for Mr. Foster
in Vermont as it is ia Washington
Doubtless the answer Of the Rspubl.
cans Of the FIRST congressional district
for Vermont for honest men il Con-
gress win be this same Foster Then
they Will wonder why the Voice Of
Vermont did not save the grand old
party from cataclysm Let MS hope
the Republicans VIII remember the
country Is calling for bread and not
for stones.--St Johnsbury Caledonian.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-04-04

Edna ChatAeld IS at home for her va
cation
Frank Barney Is saving wood for
Manuel Shepard Or the si6cum farm
Charles CrandaH and family are stop
ping at their old home for q short time.
Leland Churchill began work in the
car shops in taeonia, n Hg this week
Dwight Hobart aontemplstes setting
out 10000 pine trees on his old home
farm.
The Easter exercises consisted Of a
few wogds from Mr.. Fraser and music
furnished By the choir TIE church was
decorated with lilies and other flowers,
Joe Norton has tho job Of saving
Porter Perrins wood on the old Nye
lot. James Stewart and Herbert Will
ley are doing the work, as Mr.. Norton
has to Be at the MILL
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-04-04

Hale Flint made business trip to
East Granville Saturday
Miss Jessie Morgan 81 Rochester made
business trip to this place Saturday.
A son was born Friday &C the sana
torium to Rev. and MIRA Fraser MetzRet.
Mrs Charles Root has returned from
Waterbury and il quite i'll with return
Of the grippe,
Mr. and Mrs. Ray Stevens came Fri.
cay from Niiddletown. Conn, to visit
Mr.. and Mrs. G. G. Stevens.
Mrs. Frank Hubbard was with friends
here on Saturday and returned 70 her
home in Rochester the same day.
Mrs. Cole from Rochester has been,
ter, Mrs. Clarence osha, who is In very
poor health
MISS Winifred Richmond returned from
Windsor, whore she had been the guest
Of Dr. and Mrs. Richmond for several
days, on Friday.
The Young ladies' Of the federated
church held a baked bean supper In the
vestry Of the Baptist church on Satur-
day, from which they realized about
$40.
Miss Nettye Robbins left here for
Springfield, where she Il teaching, on
Sunday, after spending q two weeks
vacation with her mother, Mrs. Cora
Robbins.
Mrs. Charles Root has boen at wateq.
bury for several days with friends. Her
daughter, Florence Noble cape from
Burlington on Thursday and Joined her
mother there.
Mrs. B. T. Lombard has opened her
house on Randolph avenue for the sum.
meF and will occupy the same At present
Mrs Lombard has been during the win
ter in the family Of Mrs. G. ". Pride on
School street
A red and blue contest has iust begun
IN the Federated church Sunday school
the object being 60 Increase the number
Of attendants in the Sunday school The
side procuring the largest number Of
new scholars within the next three
months will be furnished Treat by the
losing party.
The funeral 81 Granville Barnes was
held from his lace home Sunday after.
noon at 2 O'Clock. Rev Fraser Metzeer
officiating. The II S. GraRt post was
IN attendance and gave its ritusi service
al the grave, IN Southview cemetery.
Members Of the post were the bearers
and music was furnished BY q quartet,
under the direction Of A. r. Beedie.
The Randolph Womau's Literary club
held its meeting Saturday At the nigh
school building. The subject for the
meeting was art The teacher Of
drawing in the schools. who is q member
Of the club decorated the room with
the work Of her pupils III the different
grades, giving an exhibition showing
what had been accomplished during the
school year. II proved such success
that the room was opened to the public
Sunday afternoon from l2 10 4.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-04-04
Current Comment
Poster ana plumIsy's Positions.

Foster and Plumley's Positions
AS is generally known, both Con-.
gressmen Foster and Plumley are thor
oughly IN favor Of liberali1ng the rules
Vt the House and arc opposed 70 Can
noniem.
Although IN the decisive vote to re-
move Speaker Cannon from the rules
committee they voted on opposite sides,
The News has no doubt that both gen.
tleman can fully sustain tlieir respac.
tive positions,
( Mr., Plnmley, while steadily voting to
support the speaker in his rulings, evil
IDENTIFY decided when the original ques-
ton the Norris resolution came up
that the shortest cut to get The desired
result was 20 vote with the insurgents
although The News imagines that any
movement outside Of regular Republic
canism was much to his distaste His
Judgment in the matter undoubtedly
meets the approval Of his constituents
Mr. Foster on the other hand. II ap-
peared, doomed il better TO wait n it,
tie longer if necessary and get the same
result within strict party lines We
hardly think that such a Republican
stronghold as Vermont viii condemn
him Tor tbnt decision, although many
may regret that he did not Join Mr.
Plnmiev in The decisive vote.
Mr. Foster had the courage TO stand
up recently and tell Speaker Cannon
just where he stood in reference to the
latter's candidacy for reelection While
The News has no call TO defend Mr.
Foster, even II any defence is necos.
sary,it is bound 10 say in all fairness
that the insinuation in some quarters
to the effect that he was Influenced to
support the speaker because chair
manship was pending is altogether in
warranted The speaker already knew
Mr. Fosters position towards him The
Vermont congressman was the ranking
member Of the committee on foreign
affairs. bic colleagues recognized that
be was particularly wen fitted to nj
the position and under these circam-
stances there was little OF NO question
about his appointment
Speaker Cannon. even IN his own m
forests could not and would not, es-
pecialiY al this time, awaken such
storm of criticism as would have fol-
lowed the turning down Of Foster
Mortified News.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-04-04
No nenon N ~ Air

il the germ Of h grippe, that, breathed
in, brings suffering to thousands rs
after effects are weakness, nervousness
lack Of appetite, energy and ambition
With disoFdered liver and kidneys The
greatest need then il Electric Bitters, the
splendid tonic, blood purifier and regu-
lator Of stomach liver and Kidneys
Thousands have proved that they won.
derfully strengthen the nerves, build up
the system and restore health ard good
spirits after an attack Of grippe IF
suffering. try them. Only Soc Perfect
satisfaction guaranteed at the Red Gross
Pharmacy.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-04-04
A CARD.

we, the undersigned, do hereby agree
TO refund the money on 5o-eent bottle
Of Greene's Warranted Syrup Of Tar II
it fails to cure your cough or cold. We
also guarantees a5.cent bottle to prove
satisfactory Or money refunded.
Red Gross Pharmacy, w. A. Drown,
G. H. Kendriek Il c., D. y. Davis,
George L. Edson, J. d. McArthnr.
w. Il. Niles 4 Co., NeAlhster Bros,
y. c, Howard, J. A. Cumming
j. w. Pavmentar.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-04-04
Trunk Line Highways.

The Landmark Of White River juno
ton favors the construction Of trunk
line highways but does not believe in
wasting Is or 20 years 70 complete
them 1t would bond the state and
build during the next i've years This
Is sensible view Of the situation and
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-04-04
MARsHTTELp.
Farewell Reception for Rev. ana Mrs.
Lawrence Last Tueadav-


Despite the bad travelling, a large
number Of tire friends Of Rev ard Mrs.
Lawrence met At the CongTeRa tionsl
church last Tuesday evening 10 tender
them a farewell reception before they
leave for their new field Of nbor in
Chelsea. The church parlors were taste
fully decorated and dainty refreshments
were served, Rev. F. r. Currler. pastor
Of the M r church, and Rev. w. r.
sparhaw.k, Of The Congregational church
Of Cabot were present and spoke ia az
prsdative terns Of Mr.. Lawrenee's
work. not only in his own church but
IN the neighhorine church az we'll and
in the community at larga to which he
responded IN his usual abe manner Mr..
Lawrence viii be greatly missed BY a
host Of friends and carries with him the
best wishes of the whole community.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-04-04

Can't look well. eat well or feel vel
With impure blood feeding your body
Keep the bloor pure with Burdock Blood
Bitters. Eat simply, take exercise, keep
clean and you win have long life.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-04-04

Don't use harsh physics. The reaction
weakens the bowels, leads to chronic
constipation. Get Deans Regulets. They
operate eaaily, tone the stomach, cure
constipation.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-04-04

NY child was burned terribly about
the face, neck and chest I applied Or.
Thomas Eclectic Oil. The pain ceased
and the child sanax into restful sleep. .
Mrs. Nancy ". Hanson, Hamburg,
m Y.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-04-04

Hives, eczema, itch OF salt rheum sets
you crazy. Can't bear the touch Of your
clothing Doan's OiatmoHt cures the
most obstinate cases. Why suffer- All
druggists sell It.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-04-04

Cars leave square n kaFve for Montpelier Al
10 minutes Of and ~ NAlnntas past tha hour.
Leave Montpelier for Barfa on the hear aRd
haaf hour until 10 D. n.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-04-04
Montpelisr d wells River Railroad.

Trains leave BarFe fer Wells River, connect
ing AZ that point WITH tsAius going both north
apd south. At Ia6 a m. ia.9s and Kos ,. n. The
1913 train connects win train for Boston, and
north for Lisbon. tittleson. FRbyans ard Ian
fa@ter, also with Montreal ezpreAs, nnd the 12B
~ 6.05 trains wtth 81 Johnseury NAinA
Trains leave Barre tor Montpelier 40 f.25,
1915 4. N. r. ak aO6 A.f0 and see b. m
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-04-04
TRAVELLERS RAILWAY GUIDE.
Central Vermont Railway.

Trains leave barre for White River junction
and BOSTON. And way stations, also Windsor
md Bellows Falls and New York ak SIS and
u.b5 o. m. and ii.55 p. n. Also leave b@re foi
Waite River Junonon. Bellows Fails Sprihg-
Reid and New YORK. ~ 5, IS p NJ.
Trains lcave Harre for burlington. ST. Al
haas Meat rea and way stations ~ a2a q m,
tt6. ha6 D. N. ana q u q -.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-04-04
RANDOLPH

Attempt at Skin Grating to BE Made
on Small Boy.
Little Merton Hart, aged two years,
who was 50 badly burned while playing
with matches was taken to the sana
torium Saturday in a bad condition, the
skin upon the inside Of his arm having
an been burned of II Is hoped he may
improve, and an attempt Il TO Be made
at skin grating while the child Il at
bhe institution.