The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1910-08-17
A TRICK IN FENCING
One Highly Distressing to an Ac.
complished SWordsman.
TURNS A DUEL INTO A. FARCE.

Used by . Weak or q Tirnid onoo,.,,
II Renders His Adversary Practically
hslpIess-A Case Of TIVE Plsyin. a,
the Same Game.
A long and interesting chapter mich,
be written on the humors of dueIs
which never came of or which In some
way fell short Of deserving the name.
case which occurred a few years
ago In Paris. the particular home and
harvest field of the habitual duelist.
merits mention. ...- ,....
A peaceable looking gentleman was
walking down one Of the boulevards
with a lady on his arm when out Of a
cafe sprang a man. who dealt him a
violent kick. The victim turned, only
to meet the Mortified apologies of the
aggressor. who begged to assure him
that 1t was wholly a mistake in iden-
tity. Instead of insisting upon an ex-
change of cards and the other custom
ary forms. the kicked man answered.
with much warmth. but admirable self
control: Il cannot. sir. accept your ex-
preston Of regret as sufficient. Your
action may have been a mistake, as
you say. but acquaintances of mine
may have witnessed 1t and will 20
away and spread the news that I have
submitted to an insult without aveng-
ing 1t. l must therefore and instantly
slap your face with equal publicity"
The other most becomingly assented.
the first sufferer administering a ring
ing blow on his ear. and the affair
ended with entire satisfaction on both
sides.
Weak or timid fencers are sometimes
taught by their masters to keep a more
skillful antagonist busy by fixing the
sword in one position. aimed straight
at his sword hand. and then not NOV
Ing except to retreat when pressed too
hard. 1t is highly distressing to an
accomplished swordsman to. have to
face learner so instructed. for it
means a great outlay of energy and
wind to little purpose
Comte de Dion once thus chased a
retreating adversary across plowed
fields for mile and half and final
ly under the wheel of a cab for the
poor satisfaction of giving him slight
prod In the back. DR.. Clemenceau in
his famous duel with M. Deschanel,
after a swift and wearisome pursuit.
halted. shouldered his rapier like
walking stick and strolled back to his
original place. throwing the contemp-
tuous remark over his shoulder. "And
now, monsieur. will await you here"
Catulle Mendes had similar run
after Lugne Poe through the forest of
st. Germain. which he ended by fling
ing his own sword into the bushes,
with the angry exclamation. IL am
willing TO die from exhaustion by the
roadside. If need be. but not from run.
ming after a poltroop."
yet funnier incident was that
which occurred in Toulouse, where q
lawyer OF some note named Cazeneuve
was called out by landed proprietor
whom he had offended by speech in
court. He repaired at once to a fenc-
ing master. as he knew nothing what
ever about handling sword. This
teacher gave him the usual advice
about Keeping his adversary at arms
length with the poised and immovable
rapier. but strongly enjoined him not
to retreat. 1t so happened that the
landed proprietor. being equally igno.
rant. applied to the same master for
instruction. The master. who was
somewhat Of wag. gave him the law
yer's lesson in duplicate.
Whom tho tuvn man MOI o-l .t~ot-
seconds had duly placed them a long
and tedious stiffness ensued. For
more than five minutes each foeman
stood with his sword arm extended at
full length. waiting for the other to
advance. Then the seconds interven.
ed. claiming that both had proved
themselves men Of honor and courage
and that nothing further was necessa-
ry but to shake hands and be recon
ciled.
And this recalls the occasion when
Lieutenant Randolph Ridgely Of our
army while in the Mexican war was
sought by two young officers who had
quarreled and each Of whom wished
the lieutenant for his second 1t was
finally arranged that he should act as
second for both. On the field, where
the adversaries were armed with shot
guns. Ridgely measured off a line of
ten PAGES and placed them respective.
ly at its two termini, cooked his own
revolver and announced that he would
give all the orders himself and In his
own way and that he would shoot
down whichever Of his principals dis
obeyed him in the slightest particular.
Then came the orders, very delib.
erately uttered: present armsw Gar
ry arms" shoulder armsw Take
aim" They took careful aim and
waited almost breathlessly for some
minutes for the command to fire. IL
never came. Instead came the orders: