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St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-11-25
ODDLY EXPRESSED.
Queer Ways In Which Ideas Are
Sometimes Put Into Words,


Sometimes Put Into Words,
Curious why's Of expressing ideas IN
English may be expected from foreign.
crs. M. for instance. when the French
man. who made emil In the country
and was about TO be- introduced 10 the
family. said: "Ah. ~ Indies! Zen |
would before. n you please. Wish to
purify mlno 'nnds aud 10 sweep mine
hair"
A Scotch publican was complaining
OF his servant maid lie mld that
she could never be- found when wnnl.
cd. She'll gang DOT o the house,"
ho suld. twenty times FOR once shc'll
come In"
a countrymnn went 10 n mcnngcrle
60 examine the Wild beasts Several
gentlemen expressed the opinion that
the ornng outnng was lower order of
the human species Hodge did not
like this Idea aud. siridlng up 10 the
gentleman. expressed his contempt for
II In these words. Pooh! He's no
more OF the human species than be-"
"Mnmmn. IN that spoiled chlldY"
asked n little boy on seeing n negro
baby for the FIRST time
A shop exhibits n card warning cy.
erybody against INSCRIPTIONS persons
"who Infringe our title to deceive the
public" Tho sbopmnn does not quite
Hny what he means any more than
the proprietor OF nm eating house near
the dock. on the door of which may be
read the following announcement con.
veying fearful intelligence 60 the gnl.
lant tars who frequent this port
sailors viials cooked here "-philA,
delphla North American.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-11-25
Dear IIeiny:

Dear Ileiny:
Nun feelosofer did sed vonce,
Life iss tam yust vun Ting before
anoder all der times" Und der
vas Something's in-in dot feelosofy
ven YOU leafs der svare words oud.
Fierst We haf dot awful hollowe' en-,
den come Thanksgifen nit its gas
tronomoeolicy accessories, den Kris.
mas init its ditto, und presents vot
gifts your pocketbook dot famine,
und den New Year. und Lincoln's $
birthday, uud den Washington vas
horned, den der I4st of Ireland, und
May day, und der July 4. und den
We get next by Portland vot you
call II "nitn und so IL goes, vun
troubles yust der oder behind pret.
ty quick.
Dere vas vun bright spot nit all
our adversitics und dot vas Muck
Mercantile Co. Dot house always.
yust always getting o liddle better
already. Und yust now We haf a
fine lot of china goods for Krismas
und dress goods of der latest fabrics
vot is made. We also hafder rainhats
tor children und oder folks vot will
make dem put der thumb by der
nose und viggle der fingers as dey
gifts old Jupiter Pluvius a laughing. |
fest ven he tries to sprinkle deir |
heds der vasser on. Und der best
shoes effer, Und hundreds of oder
things yust right for Krismas. Dot
prices vas der best. Aunt Katrina
nc say it vas Sleeper than shtealing
md Mr. Muck sed he better likes
le qnick sales init a liddle profit
lot always keeps nice, fresh, new
foods his store in. OH you yust
'ught to come und trade NIT me.
lm vat You ealls-'It' at der
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-11-25

Roman Guide dmpressively) - The
ruins Of the Coliseum! Seattle Man
nstonished)- Wen, what do you think
OF that! Why | saw photographs Of
that heap twenty years ago, Roman
Guide 0oftily Quite likely, sir. Seat
Tie Man-Rut why In thunder aren't
those ruins cleared away aud mod
ern Coliseum erected?.- New Orleans
Picayune.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-11-25

"Romeo aud Juliet" with the origi
nal company. had reached its crucial
moment
juliet was staggering about the
stage, regarding her afflicted lover
"oh. cruel poison" she walled
She raised her lover for moment
In her arms
A wildly excited medical student In
the gallery sprang TO his feet
Keep him up, Juliet-keep him up
he beloved. "l'll run out and fetch
the stomach pump
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-11-25
MaeMahon's Epiaram.

When Marshal Mac Mahon In the
Crimean campaign took the Malakofr
hy storm aud wrote his celebrated dis,
patch, 'J'y suis; j'y reste" C'Ilere
am; here | stay'l, these words made
him famous all over the world. Yet
his friends said that the worthy sol
dier had written them In the most
matter OF fact manner with no
thought Of phrase making. The most
surprised person over the success OF
this epigram was MacMahon himself.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-11-25
For Exchange.

Los Angeles 5-room cottage for
ST. Johns property, either improved
or vacant.
Groom house at Rodondo beach
near Los Angeles, for Portland or
vicinity property. See
S. w. ROGERS,
Phone Jersey 94I 800 No Jersey.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-11-25
A Run Of Luok.

Violet never had such streak OF
luck, lie fell in love In Paris, proposed
In Rome aud bought the ring In Ma.
piles. Pierrot-Did your luck end there ?
Niolet-Oh, no! While we were at
Monte Carlo he won enough from papa
for us TO get married on.-London H.
lustrated Bits
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-11-25

In life troubles will come which look
as II they would never pass away. The
night and the storm look as II they
would last forever, but the coming OF
the calm and the morning cannot be
stayed
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-11-25

All kinds OF laundry work done
promptly. Rough dry washing 6
sents per pound. Calls made for
laundry at any place, Ring us up
Phone Rich, 9sl. ST, Johns Laun,
dry. Churchill Bros. .proprietors.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-11-25
NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS.

In order to Insure a change Of sd-
Vertlsement the copy for such change
should reach this offies not later than
Wednesday, at 3 o'clock .. m. Please
remember this and save the printer
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-11-25

Bring in your job printing while
you think OF IT, Don't wait until you
are entirely out, We are equipped
TO turn out neat and tasty printing
promptly at Portland prices OF less.
Work for . Greater st. Johns,
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-11-25
Hslpino Her Out.

Have you young chickenG am
rather green at cooking"
such being the case, madam. don't
you think you'd better have an old,
experienced fowlf'-Louisvllle Courier
Journal
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-11-25

Townsend-Can man live on 81 a
day. Beers Certainly, unless he's so
prodigal as 10 lay something aside for
rainy day keep up his insurance. eat
when he's hungry, buy clothes and
pay his bills.-Chicago News.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-11-25
Ninth.

Harmless mirth is the best cordial
against the consumption OF the spirit.
Wherefore testing is not unlawful II
II uespasseth not in quantity, quality
or season. Fuller.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-11-25
FIinht.

Would you take $4,000 to ny from
Albany 10 New York;
why not? our cashier took only
$1,000 10 tiy 20 Europe"
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-11-25

Have your property insured In the
st. Paul or Northern fire insurance
companies. They are the best. s.
L. Dobie. agent
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-11-25

Subscribe for the Telegram--best
evening paper on the coast. See
I'D stockton.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-11-25
Northern Pacific Railway
L.RAvINo sr. JoIINs

North Coast Limited via Puget sound 1919 a ~
North Coast Limited via North Hank - 7.sS y, tn,
Atlantic kNptcas via Puget sound -. IsiiS a. IN
Auautie hepfcss via North Hank vas a, m.
WIN Ntty fktfeas VIA Puget sound - $50 y, m,
Twin city hNpfess via North Hank 7is3 y, M,
hastefn Espfcss via Puget Sound igls a. m.
Eastern hNpfcss via North hank gisS a. m,
Mo River ENpfess via North Hank J,lsp. m
Portland, Tacoma n Seattle RNpfess, Jos a m.
tor orays Hafbof, Olympia aud south nend
Branches.
Puget sound Limited, $50 ., nj oFays HaFboF
and south bend branches.
Naeot Passenger 's.sss-ssss.s $50 y, IN,
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-11-25

Ignorance when II Is voluntary is
criminal johnson.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-11-25
REVIEWS LEGAL BLANKS

The following list of legal blanks
are kept for sale at this office and
Others will be added as the demand
arises:
Warranty deeds, Quit Claim
Deeds, Realty aud Chattel Mort
cages, Satisfaction of Mortgages,
Contracts for Sale of Realty, Bills
of Sale, Leases.
All these blanks at the uniform
price of Soc per dozen.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-11-25

The reward OF one duty 10 the power
20 fulfill another.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-12-16

aaalI A Bisbee Camp No. 13.4l5 M w A Modern woodmen of '" America, meets first and third Wednesday in Pythian Castle. Visiting neighbors are in vitea to attend.
 R. L. MOTIF. Clerk J. D. Taylor, Consul
Bisbee daily review., 1910-12-16
DENN QUITS WORK, AND
 STOCK TAXES \ TUMBLE

nothing doing for the balance of the year. CoDpers were almost as dull as the New York stocks, Amalgamat- e sod or half a point, Calumet &
 ArizDra sC.d 70 fl but Sup Pitts he'd at l5A Shaituck was stronger at 2t. f.As; Eut:e skowed se,ling but the market SHiie net weak is dull and larTow and trading is confinei tI but a few issues. In the curbs Denn was weak selling to 3 with few hIds in the market, reports that the pumps were beinS pulled brought cut considerable st -ns. The balance oI the market is unchanged. Live Oak, Chino and Inspiration bod about the same. Ne do not look for much of market uLtH after the holidays.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-12-16
4 c OUTPUT

CANANEA, Sonora, Mexico, Dec. I5.-The new 1875 kv.a. turbine gen orator has been shipped by the Gen eral Electric company at Schenecta- Cy. N. Y. and will arrive in Cananea in a short time The foundation has been prepared for the machine.
 The six new MacDougal coasters are rapidly beng completed and they ill te completed during the com ng month.
 The new reverbatory furnace is be- ing prerared to begin active work on January 1st
 The October output of the Four c company was 3,576,000 pounds of copper. 100000 pounds more than hat of September. In addition were z.O5i ounces of silver and 43S ounces Of gold. The November out
 ut promises to be little more than that of October, as some of the ore has been richer than ordinarily. About 3,750,000 pounds is believed 70 be about the approximate output TOT November.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-12-16
By L. J. Overlook

BOSTON. Dec. 15.-Butte Coalition aAd Lake were again the strongest anu most active stocks on the local tosrd. Butte and Balaklava holGs comparatively steady. there taing no new ucye opments in the Anoconda suit anl none expected until the first HGliing Dec. IS.
 Lake is certainly being accUmulat- sd at this leyei and 5 in good posi- ton for a sharp advance as soon as the general market turns. Buy Lake rast Butte. Copper Range, Butte Coal ition, North Butte and Wolverine on all weak days.-PaiRe. Webber G Go.
 la the curb list, the sharp decline il Dcnn was the only noticeable fea tu-e. instructions were received this morning to pull the pumps aLd cease work. this brought in flood of sell orders and stock sold of from 3B to 2 with best bids st the c,cse at 2l5. It win probably seek lower lev els and remain there until resump- ton Of operations. Shattuek steady at 24 to F. Roybia weak with sal es at 14 and best bids at F. Chino and Inspiration dull and fractionally lower London copper opened Is Sd higher
Bisbee daily review., 1910-12-16
THOMPSON, TOWLE B CO. HAVE
 GREAT FAITH IN INSPIRATION

kr. Henry Krumb, consulting en- gineer of the Inspiration Copper Co has just made his report, which will soon be published. The report is a most satisfactory one and shows the favorable developments which have taken place at this mine. Below we give a brief resume O ftne report
 On October goth Mir Krumb esti- taated the ore reserys at 12,396, ,000 tons of dveloped ore asSayIng 2.03 per cent and 5,6o4,1oo tons Of par tially developed of such percentage that the total amounted to 1s.000.000 tons assaying ? per cent copper. On December fst, according to dis patch received from the property, the developed tonnage had been in- creased to I4.ss3.000 tons assaying over per cent, which with the par tialIy developed of 3,502,0 900 tons, gave total reserves of 1s,4s5,000 tons assaying per cent
 Approximately 25,09s 1t. of under ground development have been driven at the property. The mine has been opened by three shafts. which with have exposed the ore body for a the adjacent underground workings. length of s3.200 it., while churn drifrs have developed tt for . length of $500 feet By the latter method total of 5S 59 holes have been drilled agregating 34.s32 feet More than e25 f. of raises have been driv- en along side Of the drill holes for the purpose of checking the samples obtained in this manner.
 One Of the most important feat uTes Of the report is that the total area of developed and partially devel- pped ground covers but 2s.9 acres,
Bisbee daily review., 1910-12-16

which section is located entirely in drilled ageartinggetaoin rdlu aoin the eastern portion of the property where from present indications, a considerable territory, where up to the present time no drilling has been done, there are several workings. which are not included in the figures on ore reserves. The surface indi- catf1ns in this part of the property. and the developments at adjoining mines, are such as to indicate an other large ore body in this section
 Although several factors entering into the cost of production cannot De definitely arrived at, at the pres ent time. the cost per pound of pro ducing copper with 5000 ton plant in operation is estimated at be tween and 9h cent per pound With a concentrator of this size. the production should be in the neigh borhood of 45.000,00o pounds per sr- mum. An experimental mill of O. about 75 tons daily capacity is prac- tically completed at the property This plant will be employed in msk ing exhaustive concentration tests upon which the design of the 5.61c ton concentrator will be based. The selection of a mil lsite is now rc ceiving consideration. Ample water is assured there being at least three sources situated within a radius oi about 20 miles Of the property.
 In concluding the report Mir Krumb says: With the extensive ore re serves already developed and the promising possibilities. the oompany Is facing a long an dbrigst future"
 THOMPSON. ToWLE C co.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-12-16
STATE GRANGE

WoRCHESTER Mass, Dec. 13.- Considerable interest attaches to the annual meeting of the Massachusetts state Grange, which assembled for a three days session here today. be c3use of the secession movement Shich has agitated the national or sanitation during the past few noaths. The controversy will be ex haustively discussed at the meeting. Dut what action, If any. will be taken is prcblemtaical At the opening ses- sion this morning the delegates were welcomed by Major Logan of wor cnoster. ThiT afternoon the conven- sion began ihe consideration of the annual reports
Bisbee daily review., 1910-12-16
COLE TAXES CHARGE
 RAY CONSOLIDATED

PHOENIX, Dec. 13.-Two impor tant announcements were made last night by Daniel G. lacking. vice president and general manager of the Ray Consolidated Copper company who arrived in Phoenix yesterday afternoon in his private car Cyprus after five days at Ray and Hayden. One of these announcements i.S that on January 1 David Cole will take charge as manager of the company's property in Arizona and the other is that one section of the Ray Con- solidated shelter wip be blown in about February 15.
 Mir. Cole Is one of the most success ful and best known mining men in the United States. For several years he has been assistant general mar ager of the Green-Cananea Copper company. Mir Jackling and the other Ray Corsolidated officers made him an offer several months ago and about a month ago Mir. Cole met NIT lacking in Phoenix. Together they went to Ray and Hayden and made . thorough inspection Of the Ray Con solidated ground and the partially completed smelter at Hayden MT. Cole has since accepted the offer and aeIeed to take charge on the first of the year. He will have direct charge of the mine, of the smelter and the railroad from Kelvin to Ray.
 The position of manager is newly created. Formerly E. Stenger was general manager since Mir. Stenger was transferred to Utah to superin tend the construction of the Bing- ham $ Garfield railroad Mir. Jackllng aas supervised the Ray Consolidated in a general way, making monthly visits to the property Now that the mine will soon be a producer 1t IS necessary to have a manager con stanly on the ground.
 Speakil,g of the operations of his company at Ray and Hayden. Nil. lacking said last night that the forcc Of the Ray Consolidated has teen considerably increased during the last two months. Four hundred additional men have been employed increasing the number from HOO to about 150O. Eleven hundred are working at Ray and four hundred at Hayden. The force at Ray is continu-' ins development work while that at Hayden is toiling night and day to complete the smelter.
 "I can't give the exact date when the first section of the smeiter VIII be ready for blowing in," said MT. Jacklfng last night at the Adams An mex. We hope, however to have II complete by the middle of February Something unforeseen may intervene to delay us a few days. This section vii handle a thousand tons of ore a day. In less than two months we ghou!d be turning out matte"
 Mir. lacking was accompanied 10 Phoenix by \. B. MacKelvie. junior mariner of Hayden stone & Go, New Yorx. They spent last night at Adams Annex and will leave this morning on the Cyprus for the pro paTty of the Chino Copper company m New Mexico. returning to Sat I.ake by way of Denver.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-12-16
By Frank J. Graf,

the.nher Duluth Stock Exchalge.)
 The markets were dead today. The New York market did not disp ay any activity and even the profession al traders were not there the total sales amounted to 3I4,300. a little ever ar hours trading. Northera Pac fife showed a slight advance. '. S. Steel ard Smelters sold or clos
 ing at che low point of the day but the balance of the list scarcely show ed fractional changes over yester- day. It looks as if there would be
Bisbee daily review., 1910-12-16

THoMPsoN. TowLE z co.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-12-16

Democrats in Norfolk. va.. have forned Woodrow Wilson club to boom the governor-elect of New ter sey for the democratic presidential nomination in 1912.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-11-25
Prize Monk Makes
Name for Himself
Bedivere Initiates Flower When De-
prived of Other Means of Prao-
ticing His Art.

Bedivere, the prize monkey OF the Omaha
park ZOO, has again distinguished himself
Bodivere 10, as II were, a child of fortune
a fondling. He was left in the green house
at Hanscom park one stormy March night
when the thunder cracked and the lightning
flashed In a true melodrRmatio fashion.
None knew whence he came nor why.
Nevertheless he was taken in and adopted
into the Rivervew family.
Cold weather has made his cage at the
200 rather chilly; and to make him COM
Portable he was put in the hot house at
Hanscom park.
Bedivere is a genius at the most real of
all simian accomplishments-imit He
can initiate himself so closely that few
people can tell the difference.
The gardener noticed for several days
that he moped about the hot house and Il
was generally agreed that since there were
no other animals around and few human
visitors he had nothing to initiate and
therefore nothing to do. They were all very
sorry for him, but what could they do?
Beiivere solved his own dilemma. He was
found a few days ago standing solemnly on
his head in bed OF chrysanthemums. His
beady black eyes were closed and his head
was almost buried in the damp loan. But
clasped tightly in his tail swaying quietly
back and forth was a chrysanthemum
blossom. He was initiating the flowers
and was happy again.
Now he varies his horticultural activities
somewhat. but he never fails to spend 3
part OF his day, at least. swayinE some
blossom in an imaginary breeze, very much
satisfied because hS is Of some use IN ths
world
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-11-25
A. |. MOHLER Co.'s TO EUROPE
VIII Take SIX Weeks Vacation Trip
and Win Meet HIS
Family.

A. L. Mohler, vice president and general
manager OF the Union Pacific, leaves for
Europe Friday, where he win meet his
family, who have been there some time.
After a brief stay in Europe the party will
return together 70 Omaha.
Mr.. Mohler stated before his departure
that Il was merely a vacation from his
office. In regard 20 the report that he
had been asked 20 become the president
OF the Illinois Central he declared that he
had never been approached on the sub
ject ana could not state what he would
do In regard 10 Il. He remarked however.
that he was not anxious for any change.
IS he was very well satisfied with the
Union Pacific.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-11-25
roth speeay ana Er.er,rrs.

This indicates the action OF Foley KID
nsy pills. as s. Parsons. Battle Creek,
Mich. illustrates Il have been afflicted
with a sew re cRrs Of kidney and bladder
trouble. for which I found no relief until
i used Foley Kidney pills These cured
me entirely OF all my ailments. was
troubled with baekaohos and severe
shooting pains with annoying urinary ir-
r Eularitiss. The steady use OF Foley KID.
nsy Pills rid ms entirely OF all my
CORNER troubles. They have my Highest
recommendations" sold by al druggistA
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-11-25
BALTIMORE 4 oHIo RAILROAD.

Important Change of Time.
Commencing November q, train No. s.
the WashingtOn-New York Special. will
leave Chicago at $50 a. m. No. l6. local,
at $50 a. M. All other trains will depart
on present schedule.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-11-25
NEAPoLITAN ICE
CREAM ROLLS

Quarts, 4Oo; Pints. zoe ~ delivered,
Tor our own make OF strictly pure icE-
CREAM. We have equipped ourselves 70
furnish as above. Take home roll
with you. You will find Il delicious.
NWEH8-DLLOM pHua CO.
16th ana FaEnaEa Streets.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-11-25

and arrested By Or. Kings New Life Pills.
bilious headache quits and liver and bowel
act right. z5c. For sale b. Beaton Drug Co.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-11-25
Mr. D. J. MoRTEL

MAREER-MoRFEL PHOTO co.
now doing the operating Al Studio Grand
IAOc Farnam street. Omaha People know
what that means. First class work at all
oREM BUMbAEE
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1910-07-09
YOU CAN'T PLACE YOUR
ROCKS IN UNCLE SANS +:
HANDS FOR MANY MOONS

WASHINGTON, July S.-Accord-
ing to a statement issued by the post
office department it will be several
months before the postal savings
banks repositories provided for by the
recent act of congress can be made
ready for business. The board Of
trustees. consisting of the postmaster
general secretary of the treasury and
the attorney general, who, under the
law have charge Of the Organization
of a postal savings system in. the
United States, have completed their
organization by selecting Theodore T..
Weed, chief clerk of the postoffiec
depart, ment as its secretary. A com :
mittee consisting Of chiefs of divis-
ions Of the postoffice department was
also appointed to work out the details
Of the system and submit a report to
the trustees.
In a statement issued by the board
1t is set forth that the work. Of pre-
pairing the necessary blanks and rec
ords, and the drafting of the regula-
tions and instructions will take sew
eral months. About, score of banks
have already been designated as de-
positories. and many postmasters
have made application to. have, their
offices among the first four. where
money will be accepted for deposit. Z