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The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-11-25
BAKE BREAD AND DARN SOCKS
Home Manager of Richest Policeman
Tells Young People How to
Succeed.

Chicago.-"Bake bread and darn
socks" is the advice of Mrs. Anton
Klinger to wives who want wealth to
come to their husbands. Mrs King
er is the wise, general manager and
treasurer Of the Klinger family. BY
baking bread and darning socks and
practicing other housewifery arts and
economies she has helped her husband
become the richest policeman in Chi
cago, with an income of $500 a month
from his houses.
Mrs. Klinger says tits all due to the
study and practice of household econ.
omy, which includes everything from
building kitchen fire to managing a
husband.
Not the least important detail of
managing husband, Mrs. Klinger
says, is keeping him home evenings
THE way to keep man home" she
says, lis to keep him busy If you
don't he will get tired of his home and
get in the habit of passing his eve
nings down town. used to manage
to have odd jobs for Mr.. Klinger about
| the house, and when he wasn't working
he was reading.
Here is my advice to young people
| Get married just as early as the mar
lis earning enough none to take care Of
Of "a wife, and buy home with the
first savings. There is nothing thai
will make two persons try to save like
the thought that it is going to pay fol
a home of their own. It will make
both work together and they will bt
happier for it. There is no surer way
to save money than to spend it for {
home of your own"
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-11-25

up when the hostess, with her hail
hanging down her back, deer
scratch on one cheek, a black and blue
eye and her faultless evening costume
in tatters, was assisted on to the
porch and into the hall, where maid
and her father took charge of her and
carried her to her room.
Influence was used against the tele
phone operator and Miss Usher was
asked to resign. She escaped with
only few cruises and one slight
scratch.
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-11-25

quittal and three for conviction OF
manslaughter. At the second trial she
was convicted Of manslaughter and
sentenced to the penitentiary for five
years. She went to the penitentiary
and remained there for two months
and three days pending new trial.
At the third trial she was convicted
of murder, and was sentenced to the
penitentiary for Is years.
Miss Morrison went to the peniten
tiary to begin serving her 25-year term
July 8, 1902. She has served eight
years, three years more than she was
sentenced for on the second trial.
Thousands of letters from all parts
of the state and from other states
are on file at the governors Office
petitioning for pardon or a parole for
Jessie Morrison Gov. Stubs has been
through all of them and knows every
detail Of the case.
Jessie Morrison left the penitentiary
in company with Warden and Mrs. J
X. Coddy. She went to Kansas City
and from there to Excelsior Springs
where she has a sister, Mrs. Ida Haw'
ley.
The terms of the parole provide that
she may remain in Kansas or go I'd
Missouri or Oklahoma. Her aged ia
ther lives in Oklahoma, at Calumet
Jessie Morrison is about 40 years OF
age. She cut Mrs. Castles throat with
razor, Mrs. Castle living three days
following the attack, although hel
Windpipe was severed. DIN Castle
the man in the case, is married again
and now lives in California.
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-11-25
Hence the Name.

In the service of a Baltimore fam
fly is an old negro cook known as
Aunt Sally, and not the least Of her
achievement is the preparation of sea
food.
In the kitchen one day Aunt Sally's
nephew, nine-year-old lad from a
point where crabs are seldom seen,
was watching in breathless interest
che old lady's deyiling of a dish OF
ouch crustaceans. = n
Aunty," said he, after much refec
don upon this mysterious point, docs
aebbil crabs come from de debbil?"
No, chile" promptly responded
Aunt Sally; "but dey is de debbil to
make"
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-11-25
Reporter in Luck.

City Editor (hurriedly)-Anything
new about that suicide in the St. Fash
on hotel?
Reporter-Not much The man was
stranger, ABOUT my size. Shot him
self with a 32-caliber revolver. Had
On a dress suit at the time. The body
had been taken to the morglle.
City Editor-'BCut your size. That's
lucky. l want you to report big SO.
,iety wedding in an hour. Rush
around to the morgue and ask the
keeper to lend YOU that dress suit
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-11-25
Spanked Wife by Precedent

Philadelphia, Pa.-Pleading guilty
in the Camden police court TO a
charge of assault and battery in
banking his wife, Frank Gatz, q
years old, said:
Il didn't think | was violating the
Jaw, because I often saw my father
spank my mother, and he wasn't ar.
rested"
He did the spanking, he said, in a
at of anger because his wife failed to
have his supper ready when he res
surned from work. Mrs. Gatz with.
drew the charge when he promised
never to spank her again, and they
left the City Hall together.
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-11-25
Parrot Talks to Hens.

Winsted, Gonna parrot, owned by
Otto E. Schneider of sandfield, es-
capped in the evening and flew to the
henhouse Of N. H. Snow, one Of
Schneider's neighbors. It talked to
the hens, which became alarmed at
its presence. Snow heard its voice
and thinking it was q chicken thief
robbing his roosts, brought his, gun
into play, killing Polly. Schneider
gave Polly a decent burial.
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-11-25
. Not Seeking Trouble,

Il should think 1t would be the bug.
bear Of your life trying to get up new
brand-new Jokes" said the sympa.
thetic caller.
That said the humor,st, cheer.
fully, "is the least Of our troubles"
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-11-25
Ha Wasn't Afraid

oh, well,' said the grocer to the
dissatisfied customer, as the argu-
ment waxed warm. 'don't get put ont
about II. ss
4 don't intend to- snapped the Gus
toner. And you cant put me out. =
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-11-25
81 ,oould rather preseroe the heaLh o.
nation than be its ruler. "-MUNYON'

Thousands of people who are r suffering s
with colds are about today. Tomorrow
they may be Frustrated with pneumonia no,nd
An ounce of prevention is worth pound S3
Of cure. Get Is cent bottle Of Nun Jun!
y yon sc Cold Cure at the nearest drug tl
Store. This bottle may be CONVENIENTLY ~
not satisfied with the effects Of the me- rem M
edy, send US your empty bottle and r. we Ye
Cure llr will speedily break up all forms OF
colds and prevent grippe and pneumonia na
It checks discharges Of the nose and ana eyes yes
stops sneezing, allays inflammation ano
fever, and tones up the system -
If you need Medical Advice; write IT,, TO-
Diagnose lirs1 : your case and advise you BY
mail, absolutely free. You are under no
obligation.
Address Munyon's Doctors. Munyon's
Laboratory, SD and Jefferson streets fhll. ;,
ade}phia. Pa.
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-11-25
The Preface to rsQe.

II had curious experience yester.
lay," said Farmer CorntosSel.
What was it,"
"a stranger came along and told
me a funny story and didn't try to
sell me anything
The Comrade. (Winnfield, La.) 1890-1914, 1910-11-25
COLDS
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Her Terrible Experience Shows
dow PeYuna Should Be in Every
Home to Prevent Colds,

Mrs. G.. s.
Sage RS e r,
1911, Wood
land Ave-,
K g. n s g. s
City. Mo-,
writes:
II feel It
g. duty to
you and to
others that
may be af-
ficted like
myself, to
speak f o r
Peruna.
MY trou-
le Fl r 8 t
came after
Ia or ippe
Q l 6 n [ or
nine years
ago, q gath
erl2g in my
head q II d
neuralgia. I
su fl c L Q d
most all the
{ | m e. My
nose, ears
and Q y @ q
were badly
1foofn1 frr
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-26

Newspapers over the entire coun-
try have been given to understand
that Uncle Sans post Office depart
ment meant business about two years
ago when it said that all subscriptions
in the future must not be allowed to
be In arrears over one year. The
postal officials are calling on the news
papers throughout the country to send
them a sworn list of their subscribers.
indicating how many mail subscribers
are In arrears over twelve months.
Not only have some received one
notice. but succession of them, fol-
lowed up to insure the list being put
In good shape, and for the first time
newspaper publishers are made to rea-
lie that these rulings apply to them,
as well as cheaper mail order journals
the movement was first started
against. This ruling means that a
publisher is no longer able to give uu-
liml ed credit to tis subscribers and
thu t ne must have a paid up Est or he
will be cited to appear at Washington
to show cause why his second class
postage rate should not be Withdrawn,
as has been Gore in veral cases ever
the country.
We trust cur subscribers will ap-
pfeciate the position in which we are
placed by this ruling and call at this
office or send check for amount Of sub
scription due.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-26

third for the second time came home
on Harrel's hit to center.
The visitors counted again in the
sitxh on one hit. and sacrifice. Paris
cinched the game in their half on an
error fol owed by consecutive singles
by Chapman, THAI and Harrell, net
ting three runs. The features of the
game was the batting Chapman, THAI
and Harrel. the base running of Chap
mar and the fielding of Goodman.
Schmidt and Bramblage. Score:'
Paris. 0 OF 0 8 O0 ks
Richmond. ..,....O OO20l 100 Ga
Batteries-Paris, THAI and Harrell
Richmond, Wills and Thoss. Errors
Paris a; Richmond l. Earned rups-
Paris 3. Hits-Paris g; Richmond 6.
Two base hits-Olson, Chapman 2.
Three base hits-McKernan. Stoler
bases-Bramblage Chapman 2. Base
on balls-off Harrell l; off Wills l.
Struck out-by Harrell 2; by Wills 2
Hit by pitcher-Barnett, Schmidt
Doule plays-Olson, Baird. HUM, 2
McKrenan, Barnett. Wild pitch
Wills. Time-1 :35. Umpire-Bohan
non.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-26
Like Old Rip Van Wrinkle.

Alfred Booth Sands is a veritable
Rip Van Wrinkle. except that he die
not sleep. says a dispatch from Pougt-
eepsie, N. Y. Given up for dead years
and years ago, he has returned at the
age of seveniy-niae, and after an alb
sence of 81 years to the village of Mil
ton, where he was born, to find that
nearly all his relatives and friends, in
GLIDING the sweetheart of his young
manhood, are dead. and that few re-
main who remember him. He is now
renewing associations which he alb
ruptly severed more than half a CEN
fury ago, to seek his fortune in Cali
fornia.
For eighteen years Sands has been
in the Soldiers Home in California.
While sick last spring, a friend on an
adjoining bed saluted him as rip Van
Wrinkle. Insanity the familiar story
ran through his mind and he came
East under that name to re-enact that
story. Only the cid stage driver re-
membered him when he arrived at Mil
ton. His mother lived for twenty
years after he went away, and for
nearly all that time confident of his
return, she kept lamp biuning at
night in the window of her home.
After her death the courts declared
Sands legally dead.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-26
Band Concert.

The Paris Military Eand will civ.
the last of its series of concerts to-
night at z 80 o'clock in front of the
court house. The amount of money
that was given by the business men OF
the city to defray the expenses OF
lighting and employing a few profes
slonal musicians, will be exhausted by
tonight's concert. The members OF
the band all donated their services
and did not receive a single cent OF
money for their work, but gave their
time and work freely to help liven uu
the city these summer evenings. A
great umher of people have asked
them.to.give one more concert before
the opening of the Bourbon County
Fair and the band will gladly do 50
provided the amount of money can he
raised to employ three professional
musicians, (they do not come from
lexington which aomunts to $500.
The following numbers are on the
program for this evening:
march-"Columbian.''
Overture-"Olympia."
Waltz Queen of the Isle.''
March" National Emblem"
Selection--"Broen lido. -
Waltz-"Meet me Tonight in Dream
land"
Rag -"Cubanola Glide"
Overture-"Past and Present"
March" Hercules
Serenade =" Serenata Mexicana,
Leila"
Waltz Crescent.
March" Fraternity.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-26
Frankfort Game Under Protest.

President Ussery was notified Mon
day night that the last game of the
double header played at Frankfort
Monday. between Paris and Frankfort
had been protested by Manager Nc
Herman, and President Bacon of the
Paris club went to Frankfort Tuesday
morning to investigate the situation.
1t is claimed by the Boul bonite
manager that when Paris went to bat
in the first half of the seventh inning
the game stood to 2 in favor of the
Senators. He asserts that after Paris
had scored two runs in the seventh.
had two men on bases and two men
out. the players of the Frank fort
team began throwing the ball all over
the diamond in an effort to delay the
game so that darkness might bring an
end to hostilities.
Manager McKernan protested vipo-
rously insisted that Umpire Hanley
make the Frankfort team play ball and
that the latter ignoring his demands
took his seat on the bench without
making decision that would expediate
the game.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-26
Lawyers Night at the Or and.

On next Tue day night Manager
Porter of the Paris Grand will extend
an invitation to the members Of the
Paris bar to be his guests at the first
performance on that evening. This is
preparatory to giving a prize to the
nandsomest lawyer in Paris. to be de-
cided by popular vote in the near
future. The attorneys will occupy the
four loweri and every body will
have good chance to pick out their
favorite and be prepared to vote for
him.
By special request Mr.. Porter will
put on at tonight's performance his
three-round boxing contest between
"Red Leary" and "Spike Hennes-
sey." The boys have been practicing
diligently for the past week. and
three lively rounds may be expected.
On Saturday Mr.. Porter will give
away chest of silver, valued at $50,
which is on exhibition in Winters win
dow. Also lawn swing will be given
away in the gallery.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-26
Donations for the Fai. Dinners.

The la.'ies of the Methodist church
have secured the concession to serve
meals at the fair grounds during the
fair and donations are being solicited.
The Methodist congregation recently
suffered the loss of its church by fire
and the ladies will servo meals on the
fair grounds with view of raising
funds with which to assist in replacing
the budding. Town and country peope
should contribute literally to this
worthy cause and donations should
come in plenty. These who attended
the fair last year and visited the din
ing room are acquainted with the
sumptuousess of the meals served by
the Methodist ladies and this year
they will no doubt eclipse all their
previous efforts. % st
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-26
Hotel Threatened With Destruc-
ton.

Fire which broke out yesterday af-
teruool. about 20 o'clock almost de-
stroyed the South wing of the Wind
scr Hotel and for a time the eentire
building was threatened by the flames.
The fire originated from defective
fiue in the kitchen OF the South wing
and when discovered the roof of the
wing was mass Of flames. The fire
de partment responded to the call and
lines were laid in the rear of the
building. A brisk wind was blowing
to ward the East which worked for q
time to the advantage of the firemer
and volunteers, but suddenly shifting
the flames began to consume the wing
rapidly and were rapidly eating theil
way toward the main building.
A line of hose was laid from the
front CT the building to the seconc
story which aided much in checking
the progress of the confagration an(
after an hour Of hard fighting the fire
was confined to that portion of the
building where it originated.
IN the past few years this building
has suffred to no small extent as thu
result of fire and only recently the
same portion of the building which
was burned yesterday afternoon, wa.
damaged to great extent. The hote
is owned by Lexington parties princi
pally, among them Geo. C. Webb AM
Judge Watts Parker. A portion O
the stock in the company is owned b!
Paris people.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. C. McLear, VIII,
have been conducting the hotel severa
years will lose much as only portion
of their property was covered by in
surance The total loss on the buildin,
and furniture from the effects of fir
and water it is estimated will. in tn
aggregate, in the neighborhood O
So, COO.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-26
Police Court.

In Police Court yesterday Alonzo
Williams, colored. charged with
provoking an assault upon Bud War
rem, was tried before jury and as
sessed a fine of $40. Williams and
Warren it is said were engaged in a
difficulty, Williams being the aggres-
sor, the trouble arising over the kill
ing of Williams father, Henry Will
liams, by Warren at a colored picnic
at the fair grounds. Warren was serv-
ing term in be penitentiary but was
paroled.
Jesse Hill, a white man from Gym
thiana, was fined $3.50 for being
drunk. George Coleman and John
Hamilton, all colured, charged with
were before the court
and their cases continued until this
morning at 10 O'Clock.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-26
Maysville Cars the Shelbyville
Franchise.

Following the hitch in the arrange
ments between Owner Anton LAX uhn
of the Shelbyville base ball team and
the franchise. and the prospective
Shelbyville buyers, some prominent
Maysville gentlemen have ended all
the speculation and suspense by buy
ing both team and franchise and pay
ing the assess ment for August Is, the
whole Of which amounts to $500.
I Mr.. j. w. Fitzgerald, a Mr.. Wells
and other well known business men OF
Maysville are the new owners of the
club. They have not yet announced
who will manage the team or what ar
rangement are being made to secure
players but they will get to work al
once to build up team that will
creditably represent Maysville.
The Maysville team will today oper
the season with Paris. According tt
the contract entered into, the new
town will get one Sunday game this
year, playing Frankfort at Maysville
on September l8.
Both Mt. Sterling and aysville
wanted the Shelbyville franchise ant
the fact that MaysvilIe is loo ated at &
much greater distance from the playing
center than Mt. Sterling, secured TIM
team shows how much effort was made
In that town. The Maysvjlle owner!
are determined to place a good team
In that city and are out for 1911 pen
nant.
A dispatch from Maysville says
The men here who have been in com
municati0n with the owners of tint
Shelbyville base ball team franchise il
the Blue Grass League this Afternoon
received word that their terms hat
been accepted, and that the owner
were ready to close the deal.
While the terms are not given ou
yet. it is understood that Maysv!lle il
to have one Sunday game this Season
and an equal division of Sunday game
next season. A representative of tn,
local syndicate will leave here We'd
nesday morning to meet the presen
owners and take over the team."
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-26
. THURSDAY.

Harrel, the latest acquisition to the
pitching staff of the Bourbonites, made
his debut as a member Of the local ag-
greg alton at White Park yesterday af-
ternoon, and celebrated the occasion
by defeating the Pioneers by a score
of to 8.
Erratic playing in the fourth innir q
gave the visitors three TALES that
should not have been counted had the
locals fielded perfectly. Three errors
and two hits, only one of which went
clean counted three runs. Wills prov
ed an easy thing ard the locals found
no trouble in hitting.
In the first three sessions ufly cne
of the Pioneers had been bll : get a
base and that as the result of free
pass. In the fourth Maloney hour ded
one over Harrell's head which McKer-
nan threw wild to first. Olson fol-
lowed with sacrifie. Whitaker
grounded to Sc oft who tn. ew wild to
third and both runners were safe.
Maloney scored when Whitaker made
an attempt to steal and when McKernan
threw wild to the plate. Woodruff hit
to left, Whittakre scoring. Woodruff
drove hot one to Barnett which he
handled clearly but no one covered the
sack. Woodruff was caught at the
plate and HUM persisted kaufman to
Barnett.
Paris counted couple in the same
inning after two were down. Barnett
was thumped in the ribs and took first.
Chapman for the second time drove
the ball into safe territory for two
bases, scoring Barnett, and stealing
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-26
Fire, wind and lightning in
SuranCe. Thomas & WOOdfOrd
Held to Grand Jury.

Upon charge of maintaining a
common nuisance S.. M. Turpin was
arrested and arraigned in Judge Denis
DundOn's court yesterday and held to
await the action of the November
Grand Jury. Turpin conducts a lunch
stand at the conner of Eighth and
Main streets and those who resided in
the neighborhood registered objections
against kTurpin. The principal COM
plainants were the occupants of the
flats in the Robneel Building. A
number of witnesses were introduced
by both sides in the case. Turpin was
represented by Attorney G.. Arnspar-
ger and G. M. Thomas. while County
Attorney Geo. Batterton conduced the
prosecution.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-26
ThurSday-Bif Dav.

The third day of the Bourbon Fair
will be one of the biggest of the
week. Thursday there will be many
premiums offered. among which will be
the Directors Premium of $500 for
the pest saddle mare or gelding. This
offer never fails to bring out the fin
est specimens of horse flesh and prom
ises to be the greatest ring of show
horses ever exhibited at fair in Ken
tucky. The Bourbon Fair begins Tues
day, September and will continue the
remainder of the week.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-26
Pony Day.

The first day of the Bourbon County
Fair will be pony day. A number of
attractive, rings and premiums will be
the offreing. Aside from this there
will be other rings. The first day, too,
is designated as children's day which
in addition to the poEy display will
make 1t enjoyable. The Bourbon Fair
begins September and continues for
five days.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-26
Lindsay Quits the Job.

Umpire Lindsay. after stopping in
the Blue Grass for week and umpir-
ing for the same length of time, de-
parted Tuesday for Cincinnati On his
way home. According to Lindsay,
things are little bit too hot for an
jumps" in the Blue Grass.
The salary is small, and it is my
observation. said Lindsay before his
departure, that the man handling the
Indicator hasn't fat chance in these
parts. l don't know what sin ever
committed that caused me to he SEN
fenced, but never again for mel
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-26
The Oldest Fair.

The Bourbon Fair is the oldest fair
in the State. The sixty fourth annual
exhibition will be given on September
Clio. inclusive. 1t was better last
year than ever and promises TO excel
in every respect this year. Exhibitors
should write the Secretary at once for
entry blanks.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-08-26
Fined for Selling Liquor.

AS result of an affidavit by bis at
torney. P. A. Thompson, in the tria;
Uf thee commonwealth VS.. Buu Macon,
resident of the nergo suburb of
Claysville, Justice l.. j. Fretwell re-
tired from the bench, and the trial
preceded before Judge Denis Dundon,
a jury being impaneled to hear the
evidence. Macon was charged with
selling liquor on Sunday and with sell
ing liquor in local option territory.
The jury gave the defendant a fine of
$50 on the former charge and by
agreement fine Of $50 was taxed in
the latter case.