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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04
sn't that stovaine the stuff,

Isn't that stovaine the stuff,
though!
Kills all pain so you can't feel
it. Removes all suffering while
the doctor removes your kidneys.
Makes you laugh and joke while
they amputate your foot or your
mother-in-law's foot.
No home should be without it..
1t should be on every mantel shelf.
If the baby cries from a pin in
it's contour. do not remove the pin.
Give it stovaine.
When beating carpets, be
humane. Give them stovaine.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04

sunny Spain highest
All the of the Spaniad
his wife children This
excellent
fisher, his
while he hunting sordd the depths of the
The Spanish mothers advantage fine climate
healthy children Spanish babies hardly sick There
legend that
a
but the last the would then
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04

Fur turbans in the latest styles
can be made from your discarded
muffs and neckpieces.
Hats reblocked, dyed and clean
ed. Prices reasonable. Plumes
dyed, cleaned, curfed and remads
at the Modern Millinery, 522
Provident Bldg, Pacific ave.
Phone Main 1888. sss
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04
Fuds, Fzsbiotps and Home Hints for 6G>ome,

business meeting at the residence
of Mrs. r. ID. Mcdonald, ga
North ] street. There will be an
election of officers following.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04

However, the advent of 1910
gives another year for Menelik,
Tolstoy and Bjornstone Bjornson
or whatever's his name-to be
reported dead again.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04
CYNTHIA GREYS|
CORRESPONDENTS.

Dear Miss Grey: Will you
please tell me what to order for
lunch after returning from a ball?
Am l supposed to order for my
friend also? ANXIOUS.
A.-(D Consomme and waters
or salad sandwich and coffee. ca
Not unless he asks you to do SO.
Dear Miss Grey: Some friends
re giving a dance and l am not
lyite1. How shall l act when l
90 80 MARGARET.
Aust as IL they had never
:. - 90 -.-L>e. Don't lower your
elf by showing petty spite-it
would only cause you to feel
worse and would lower you in the
estimation of others.
Dear Miss Grey: bought a
rug on the installment plan and
have it all paid for but So. l have
not the money to finish paying for
it at present. Can they take it, as
they threaten? READER.
Ayes.
Dear Miss Grey: l would like
a recipe for pork-cake. MRS. NJ.
A.-Chop very fine one pound
of fat salt pork, and pour upon It
one-half pint boiling water. Add
two cups dark brown sugar, one
of Orleans strip, one teaspoon
soda, one pound raisins and one
pound dates, chopped, and one
fourth pound citron chopped fine
Stir in sifted flour until it is of the
consistency of cake batter. Season
with a teaspoon each of cinnamon
cloves, allspice and nutmeg. Bake
in moderate oven.
Dear Miss Grey: When I wear
gloves l ruin them, because my
hands perspire so much. Can you
give me a remedy? CHRISTINE
A.-Wash your hands in cold
water before putting on gloves
Dry thoroughly and powder them
with eight parts of talcum powder
to one part of powdered alum.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04

1911: What's the height of
your ambition?
1910: Well, I don't know ex-
actly; but she just comes up to my
Lampoon.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04

Kermit Roosevelt shot a male
|sitatunga. Women who stand In
street cars say there are a lot 81
male sitatungas who ought ) to
meet a like fate. %!
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04

Zelaya says Secretary Knox has
been misinformed. This person
zelaya should remember that he
isn't big enough a celebrity to
start any Ananias clubs.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04

Now that we no longer have
any sympathy for Japan, the news
that it is undergoing a spell of
tariff revision is good for a mali
cious chuckle. zEsa
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04

"Cap, how many knots an hour
can you make with this vessel?"
Cant make any just now
we're tied up."-Baltimore Ameri-
can.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04

Powder Manufacturer: Fancy
old Tom, of all people, going into
the gunpowder shed with a light
ed candle! I should have thought
that would be, the last thing ned
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04

New king of Belgium suspect
ed of having radical, even social
istic. tendencies. This is almost
too good to be true.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04

81 don't know jist when tn
millenium's comm, but bankers is
more easy ter convict than they
used ter be-"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04

leave the room this Instant
Sketchy Bits.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04

Poet Watson has been discov-
cred in Havana. Watson seems 10
DO the DR.. Cook of literature, when
IL comes to getting around an err
ratio orbit.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04
HAMPERED BY A TECHNICALLY

Client: I'm troubled about drawing will
Oh we'll do with that. Don't know
to property?
Client Hardly that don't know where to get property
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04

Workman: Which, prope9S
|speakin', 'twere, sir.-Tit-B itsi
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04

Key-fitting and general repair
ing. q. q. Peterson. 924 Tao avs
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04
An Editorial TakenFrom the October
Number Of Of Ladies' Home Journal

woman went into ten-cent store and
stopped at counter full Of spectacles and
eyeglasses which placard said were "1Oc for
any pair" With the glasses were test
cards." squares of cardboard on which were
printed inscriptions in various sizes of type
sixteen in abby perusal of which one was
enabled to accomplish the seemingl simple
task of fitting his eyes with glasses To this
end instructions were set forth as follows:
Hold the sheet from IL to IA inches from
he In 10Th
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04
10 Cents
Worth of
Danger

top print The num-
Der printed above the top of the line
Der of the glass required.
After the had pairs the
esard through the respective finally
ftting her what
Just the thing Now there Jims
ded to her companion she glasses
ftted he charged her fifteen dollars
no bettern these cpt maybe
lookin' around" 1850 ~ ~
And immensely pleased with herself woman had bought
ten cents worth of about the
of
but magnifying she
read That seeing better will
but she will not realize what
the glasses doing She will
as her eyes VIII stand it, while
OF genuine satisfaction to her because
teen dollars and ninety cents that
she viii be under the care of specialist probably
movai OF cataract which wiz probably
saved nothing suffering entaIed
loss of sight for the remainder herHf - ~
1t is significant men know better
these cheap glasses for when the counter was
asked VINO bought the glasses she
and mostly thrifty of middle age" 1'
1T seems incredible that
Will take such fearful risks with their
temporary saving OF whereas the country there
are eye specialists who services EXAMINE
ing eyes Tor tnose unable to greatest pity is
at he law cannot reach these sellers
easy to escape through the oophole making no nr
Oh ng the glasses they glasses for sale
and the purchaser herself does fitting through this
with those who COMPARED to which the
vel haro
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04

That Boy: 1 believe Mr..
Smith would kiss you, Ethel If i
wasn't here.
Ethel: You wicked boy
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04

Dr.. Thomas, osteopaths. ''
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04

Tomorrow afternoon the Worn
ans society of the First Presby-
terrain church holds its annual
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04

Mr.. and Mrs. F. A. KeasaI wi,
give large reception in celebra-
ton of their silver wedding Sat-
urday evening, December s. The
affair will take place at the FAINT Y
residence on North o street.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-01-04

The recently organized Bilikin
Dancing club entertains this even
ing with it's second dancing party
of the season, given at Sloan's
hall on North l street. st. Jeal s
orchestra will play.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-08-28

visitors and did everything they could
for them
At Harrisburg. the tourists were join
Cd by John r. Singleton, advertising
manager Of the FireStone Tire and Rub
5er9l company. who was a passenger in
the Thomas press car TO Washington
M Singieton's company supplied eight
machines in the tour with tires and he
was enthusiastic about the successful
outcome OF the event.
1T IS highly successful contest"
ne said some national contests have
taken the men and MACHINES out into
the wilderness where III ordinary tour
lists would never go They were not
representative touring routes for the
man who has a machine would pick out
a route similar 20 that passed over by
the MuuSeE contestants such a route
gives fair idea Of how the machine
performs under SOrGinary conditions
That Is what the purchaser Of a ma
chine wants
we believe that besides the pen
altieS for road work and technical
faults there should also be penalties
Tor tire troubles About the only trou-
bic a tourist has nowadays is with his
tires Consequently this should be- in
Cluded in the penalties OF ma chine,
" & F1restOne, president OF our com
Dany. IS heartily in favor OF penalties
for tire troubles IN such fine contests
as the AuDSev Tour and like him We
all believe that such an advance ih the
methods OF scoring penalties viii he
sure TO come.
The machines and their drivers who
arrived at washington with a perfect
score were
Columbia. No .. drIver. G. N. Wag-
washington. No. :. driver, A C.
Carter
washington. No. 6. driver, W. D.
ATriSou-
Ford. No. s. driver Charles Z Miller
Corbin, No L. driver A T Bailey
Brush, No. H. driver D F. MCCOY
emo. No -. driver, Walter Dounelly-
Stoddard Dayton, No q, driver, J.
H Shaab-
Kline. No. q. driver. c Q. Fairmau-
1TathesOn. No .. driver. D. A Hall.
Ford. No g. driver. James Cherry-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-08-28
FERGUSON PLEASED
WITH HUNSEY RUN
Referee Says Conditions
Were Most Favorable TO
Fair Test.

The Munsev Historic TouS was 4
most successful one.
1t was extremely valuable as show
in- lust wha5 the cars engaged in it
UoIid do Under normal conditions. The
route selected was a most happy one,
Tor It combined the road features which
confront practically every purchaser OF
q car. and every one interested In motor
ire should Re anxious to know just what
a machine can 10 under the conditions
which the Nunsey Tour developed
This statement. by. Referee K. L. Fer
sUson. voices the sentiments Of the tech
meal committee IN regard TO the great
event which was brought TO completion
yestcrday. whea the cars were checked
IN ut the M1nsev Building
The weather conditions were favor
able. The roads were both good and
bad SAID Ar Ferguson In some
parts OF shc country hard and rocky
reads were -raversed and in others stir
Mills We're climbed.
II was in fact. Just such q conbina-
ton OF features as every OWnsr of q
motor car who travels in the Eastern
part of the country encounters.
The results Of The tour Gin be VAL
liable not only to every manufacturer,
by showing him the parts OF his ca-
which need iTlproveu. eut- but also to the
prospective purchaser Of q car who has
been following the DTOgress Of the Con-
test"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-08-28
TESTING TOUR CARS
FOR INSIDE FLAWS
Committee Is Busy Examin-
ing Motors, Brakes, and
Transmission.

At an early hour this morning the
streets in the vicinity of the official
garage Of the Munsey Historic Tour on
New Hampshire avenue near NJ street
were filed with clouds of gaSolene
smoke and the noise of chUgging
motors as drivers, accompanied by their
Observers. took their machine from the
official garage for the technical exami-
nation OF motors, clutches, brakes. and
transmission
E L. Ferguson, Joseph Tracy. and
James Hemstreet, the members OF the
technical committee, were at .hs
garage early this morning prepared 10
put them through their PAGES
The greatest anxiety was shown this
morning by all tho men In regard 10
the condition Of their cars The severe
test the men made on the run yestCT-
Gay from Harrisburg as 10 the working
OF foot and emergency brakes showed
many that although their machines
might be right in every other respect.
there were great chances that they
might be penaIized for unseen dis
orders
To test the brakes the members of the
technical committee took the machines
10 an adjoining street and. using the big
Columbia car Of the referee as a pace
maker. started the machines at tour
speed over the space marked out. ThOss
which IN the tour went twenty miles an
hour were speeded side by side with The
2 acemake- car at that rate OF speed
At a marked line the signal was given
the driver to apply the brakes If he
stopped at fifty feet or within that dis
lance. the car was clear; but penalties
were awarded for every foot over a dis
H.
10 stop. The cars which went at eight
cen and sixteen miles an hour in the
tour were tested likewise
A perfect brake stops the car in fifty
feet or under and d penalty Of one point
per foot or fraction thereof Is given for
every foot Travelled beyond that dis
lance
~On the clutch test the machines were
driven 10 an eight-inch curbstone and
the front wheels rested against II verti-
cally- The low gear was engaged and
the clutch let in Failure TO spin the
rear wheels, stall the motor or climb
the curb would show a bad clutch AMI
q penalty of nve points would be i'm
posed Naarly every machine showed
we'll IN this examination
In the transmission test the car was
run along the street and the driver
Put the various gears lnto engage
Tnent- Forward and reSerSe speeds
were tried. twenty-five points were
given for failure TO drive on any
one speed
In the motor tests the cars were
driven with open and closed throttle,
and advanced and normal spark 10
test the firing For each cylinder
which did not fire penalties were i'm
posed
me peuaIizations which the cars
developed in the various tests were
carefully noted by the technical COM
rnfttee- and these viii form a part OF
the hnal form sheet Of each car
After the completion Of these tests
this evening or tomorrow morning.
the measurement and examination Of
the parts Of the car viii be AIKEN
VI, and the technical committee AT
the end OF that eNaminati ton viii be in
a position 10 announce the result OF
the long tour.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-08-28
LANG AND KAUFMAN
FIGHT LABOR DAY

PHILADELPHIA, Aug. 2S.-BnI Lang.
Of Australia. and Al Kaufman. of San
Francisco. who are 70 meet in a six
round bout al she Philadelphia BAN
Park on the evening Of Labor Day, are
hard at work for the event, and with
the big forfeIts posted there should not
be any s!iD-uD in the contest
Lang las been working at Stratford,
Conn fer the past Two weeks and in
tends 90 remain there until the day OF
the bout. Bod Deadv looked around for
good place for Kaufman, and finally
decided upon Allenhurss- ~. J., and the
big Californian VIII do all his training
there. Deady tried to get rss.aifsae II
located at EssiugJOu. but could not get
accommodations
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-08-28
DEFEAT A SURPRISE.

NJ matter what the outcome Of the
OHwcntsia Clubs tournament. the de-
feat Of tie national champion. Robert
Gardner. in the secord round Of TIE
match play for the Mayeower Cup. was
a surprise to the golfers at Lake For
est. H. The Hinsdale expert lost 10 c.
N. Mcconnell : uD- Many ofAthe star
players We're entered in this event. in
Guiding Charles Evans. IT.. the Edge
water champion: d. L. SAWYER OF Mid
lothian; Walter e EGan, Exmoc,r. PauI
Hunter. Midlothian, and J. r. 8IcNauIty.
OF Brentwood
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-08-28
KANALY MATCHED.

After waiting many weeks Frank
n KanaIy, the Boston professional
runner, has at last secured a race in
England He has been matched
against William Day. OF Rainham. for
one, mile, for side stakes Of SI25 each
Tbs date and the place has been left
open for the best offers. Kanaly
writes that he viii return home about
September 10, but hopes to have at
least three matches before that date
His best distance IS half mile. but
none Of them here seem anxious TO
try him at that distance.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-08-28
CHANGE GOLF COURSE.

The golf players At Greenwich. Conn.
have been Up in arms TO do away with
the se-fOOt hole called the APPS on
the new golf course. They finally sue
ceeded in their appeal, for the Green
witch Country Club officers held a meet
ing recently and decided 10 have the
Alps removed Il took some time to
have the club take action. for the hole
cost exactly $1,000 70 construct and IL
was the most difficult hole Of any golf
course IN the country The millionaires
had their Wa. however, and now they
are happy.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-08-28
BELMONT CRICKET
TEAM IS BEATEN

BROOkLTN. y y. Aug S--In the
iHtercity cricket match at Livingston.
s. T.. yesterday afternoon. the eleven OF
the Staten Island Cricket and Tennis
Club s3lendidly upheld the honor Of
Metropolitan cricket by administering
a one-sided defeat TO the team reu-e-
sentiug she famous Belmont Cricket
Club. Of Philadelphia, DV The score or
-, declared with six wickets down, TO
I0f
The finish vas quite exciting. mas
much as the last Belmont wicket feU
within a few minutes OF the call Of
time.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-08-28
MACK HAS NEW PLAYER.

PHILADELPHIA Aug ga youu-
frfeIder named Derrick. who has
been pIayiaE for the Greenyille. y.
c team. viii report 20 Connie Mack
tomorrow The vCunEster comes
highly recommended bv lave Cross
the old captain and third baseman OF
the Athletics who is I,IayinE ii the
Carolina Association this year Green
willie. where Derrick has been pla-i1e,
i a member Of the Carolina AssOCia-
ton
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-08-28
MINOR HEIR BEATEN.

DIES MONIES. Iowa. Aug 2s--Miuor
t5eir, holder OF the worlds pacing rec
ord Of eco Gin race. which he made
at GalesburE. H.. last Thursday. was
defeated today by Lady Maud - IN the
mile pace at the State fair races The
mare won ia -se5s, within one second
OF the worlds record for a half-uile
track GauO was second, Minor Heir
third. ana HedreWOod Boy fourth
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-08-28

WITHDRAWN.
I5-ReEaI PIuEEer.
I9-KrIt-
26-MaxvYeli.
2-GIide.
DISQUALIFIED.
9EEImorE-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-08-28
THIRTEEN MUNSEY CARS
CARRY PERFECT SCORES
Score. of Cars at End of
Msrsey Tonr


PERFECT.
No.
S-COium-sfa.
5-WushIsEtOn.
6-WashInEtOn-
S-FOrd.
I1-COrbIu-
I4-Brush.
17-EnEer-
22-Cino.
z4-StOddard-Bay
2s-Maxweu.
31-kIine.
53-MatF econ.
S4AFord.
PENALIZED-
No Car Points
5---hoon ------------- ---.-------
ts-t-raiSh
'iD--F ora -------- ----------------
lev arren-Detroit .....-.-..-.. Is
s6-Ifcrce-RaCine ............... ~
<t-OhtO ----.--.----- 81
s3-Staver-Chic.zEO ---- 242
Ez-CrqSvfOrd --.---....---------..- S87
1S-GreHf western ...........2.,:22eT
"PenaIized on account Of accident
The state-line herald. (North Lemmon, Adams County, N.D.) 1907-1912, 1910-01-14

The Perkins county interior
points are badly spoiled, and are
at present up in arms, because
the mail service from Lennon
has during the recent cold
Spell skipped an occasional day.
Wonder how many of the kickers
would be willing to take up the
| job Of delivering the mail daily
(deo volens) fifty miles south
during these trying days. Surely
not many. 1t is an act short of
nothing less than sublimest hero
ism to battle against the stormy
element just now, in order that
Mr.. Honyak may not miss his
daily paper. The kick reminds
US of big little Jim Hill, when he
once was waited on by a bunch
of disgruntled citizens living
along one OF the Great Northern
branch lines. These gentlemen
were mao hoppin' mad, and
asked jim Hill whether he didn t
know that the government had
a fine of $40, 600 for a railroad
failing to deliver the mail. We'll,
gentlemen said Jim quietly, /
give any of you gladly $40, 900 if
you agree to open up the ROAD. =
Those progressive kickers went
home with a very much subdued
spirit pervading their cramal
cavity. The Lennon Meadow
Bisoa service has been in good
hands, and as long as the wealth
er made it possible. Mr.. Lyman
has been Johny-on-the- spot. Even
during the worst three or four
weeks he has always managed
to push through five times per
week which is remarkable
record. And SO the good people
down there should remember
that they are doing a pioneering
stunt, and a part of this is the
occasional missing of the mails.
We know that there were all of
six months in the history of
Lennon. when we thought our
selves lucky at getting mail
twice a week, and that wasn't in
winter either. A few days ago
a subscriber from Cook, N. D.,
informed US that they hadn't had
mali for twelve days, adding
however with commendable char
|ity, I'VE don't mind that. as the
4old fellow las been very faithful
Iso far, and we'd rather not get
our mail once in a while tuan
have mans death III ata.l.
Oh our consciences." A r. III
news Item tells OF the NAL ~
&. J.. DlADy out iJsInA ...a j,
II ntOI as. Gfll
The state-line herald. (North Lemmon, Adams County, N.D.) 1907-1912, 1910-01-14
LENNON Adams County, North Dakota friday January H. 1870.

lcally every attorney present. The
court, under the magic spell of
the great and convincing array
of logic. was therefore speedily
convinced of the defendant S
guilt, but, influenced by his
youth and the fact that this was
his first offense in hitherto ex
empiary conduct, and, influenced
by the further fact that again
here was a case with a woman
in it, and who is there that con-
cedes more gallantly to woman
and her influence than Judge
Bennett under the influence of
these facts Judge Bennett de-
cided to exercise mercy rather
than stern and unyielding justice
and, while declaring the defend
ant guilty of the crime charged,
he gave him the lowest possible
penalty. viz: the sum of ten
plunks.
The ten plunks were produced
in the orm Of drinkables and
smokeables and such like, and
the defendant declares that he
got off very, very easy.
The state-line herald. (North Lemmon, Adams County, N.D.) 1907-1912, 1910-01-14

CONSERVATION was writ in big
capital letters upon the thought
ful brow of City Attorney Kurtz
Saturday morning last. when
Chief OF Police Dan House called
on him and delivered to him an
official document, which docu-
ment recited rs follows:
The state-line herald. (North Lemmon, Adams County, N.D.) 1907-1912, 1910-01-14
City Attorney KuItz
Called to Account

The versatile young legal advisor
of the city Government hailed
before the High Court of
Judge Bennett to answer to a
grave charge.