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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16
MEMORY PROVED AT FAULT
Young Lady Wished to Put Professor
NJ His Ease, But Fate Willed
II Otherwise.

Miss Bixby was not given to CO.
quetry, but she was pardonably anx-
ious to make an agreeable impress
sion upon Prof. Clark. He was
young and handsome and, like her
self. learned, she gathered from the
common friend who was plotting to
BRING them together. Also the
frienl, a sprightly North Carolina
womm, referred to him as a "tar-
heel"
"A what?" Miss Bixby inquired.
"I'ar-heel," it appeared, was the
vivacious name for a native of North
Carolina.
MIS- Bixby, who modestly felt the
need in herself of an added touch of
vivacity, impressed the term upon
her memory, which, surcharged with
knowledge, had been known to be
treAcherous.
However profound a CONVERSE
tion- is destined to become, it should
begin, in society, Miss Bixby was
aware, with graceful nothings. "You
rareH tar-heel, I believer" it seemed
to her would serve the purpose of
AHsaking the ice.
He was handsomer and more in
tellectual looking than she had ex-
pected, even; also shyer and more
reserved. The polite commonplace
WHICH she had prepared would be
just the thing to set him at ease.
Raising her voice, she addressed him
across her friends dinner table.
Sq believe, Prof. Clark" she re-
marked, with sweet graciousness,
shat you are a tadpole. youths
Companion.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16
HIDDEN DANGERS.
Nature Gives Timely Warn
ings That No HopkinsvilIe
Citizen Can Afford
to Ignore.

DANGER SIGNAL NO. / comes
from the kidney secretions. They
will warn you when the kidneys are
sick. Well kidneys excrete clear,
amber fluid. Sick kidneys send out
thin, pale and foamy, or a thick,
red, illsmelling urine, full of sedi-
ment and irregular of passage.
DANGER SIGNAL NO. 2 comes
from the back. Back pains, dull
and heavy, or sharp and acute, tell
you of sick kidneys and warn you of
the approach of dropsy, diabetes and
Bright's disease. Doan's Kidney
Pills cure sick kidneys and cure them
permanently, Here is proof in the
statement of a nearby resident.
George E. Wallace, of Cadiz, KY.
says: Il am glad to recommend
Doan's Kidney Pills to other suffer-
ers from kidney trouble, as found
them to be a reliable remedy. About
two years ago my kidneys began to
bother me. My condition finally
became so bad that ! knew | must
do something for the trouble. A
friend finally advised me to use
Doan's Kidney Pills and l procured a
supply. Soon after began taking
them | was completely cured"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the
United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-
and take no other.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16
NOT FLATTERINe.

In an English constituency a can
vasser happened upon an artisan
busy reading the posted addresses
and studying the pictured faces of
the two candidates. "Well. what do
you think Of them?" asked the can
vasser. The voter shrugged his
shoulders and said nothing. (Which
candidate would you like to vote
for?" persisted the other. Don't
know nothing about none Of 'em,"
replied the British elector, "but by
what l can see of 'em, l thank
'eaven as only one of 'em can get
in"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16
DESCRIBED.

Robert W. Chambers was con-
graduated at the Century club in
New York on the success of his last
novel.
"Directness," said Mr. Chambers,
ais factor in a novelists success.
Every novelist, before launching
into ten pages on a sunset, should
remember the man whose little boy
said:
"'Papa, what is descriptive wri-
tingY
Descriptive writing the father
replied, is that part of the story
which everyone skips.'"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16
HARMONY.

Perhaps you make the mistake of
trying to harmonic outside things
with you. Harmony is and you are
1t. Be still and know. Harmonize
with the One Spirit, and let conditions
play skies and sevens if they will. Just
smile at them. and enjoy. BY and by
you will hear harmony in the tones
that now seem like discord-only be-
cause your mind is not tuned to them.
OF the things you dislike now, you will
later say: best thing that ever hap
pened !"-Elizabeth Towne in Maui
titus.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16
Losing His Senses.

A mischievous boy, having got pos
session of his grandfather's spectacles,
took out the glasses. When the old
gentleman put them on. finding he
could not see, he exclaimed: Mercy
on me, I've lost my sight" but think
ing the impeachment to vision might be
the dirtiness of the glasses, took them
off to wipe them, when, not feeling
them, he, still more frightened, cried
out; why, what's come now? I've
lost my feeling, too!"-Ideas.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16
DESTROY BALLOONS
German Artillery Shell Swift
ly Moving Air Craft.

Reugenwalde. Prussia, Aug. H.
The men behind the field guns dem
onstrated their ability to destroy
swiftly moving balloons today. In
every instance the shells reaching
the balloons. tearing them to pieces,
and frequently the gas bags explod-
ed and were burned in midair. Ma
jor Gross, the aeronautical repre-
sentative Of Krupps, directed the
practice.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16
STRAIGHT OFF THE LINE.

Kahns-What became of BUTTS
educated goatF"
Labuls-He had to dispose of it.
Kahns-What was the trouble?
Labuls-The neighbors thought
the goat was learning too many hui
man accomplishments, and there was
crisis when the animal began to
take in washing.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16
HIS "REMINISCENCES.

'Why do you insist on reading
that newspaper? 1t always seems to
offend you"
Because" answered Mr. Sirius
Barker, 81 believe in always looking
at both sides Of question. l rely
on that publication for arguments
on the wrong side"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16
Doctors Opportunity.

"And what" asked the anxious par
ent, would you advise in my daugh-
ter's case?" "She must stop all piano
practise at once" said the physician,
firmly. This seems strange cure for
a cold, but 1t must be remembered
that the doctor lived in the next flat
Cleveland Leader
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16
WAS MERELY THINKING,

The dealer in antiques looked
hurt. "You act as if you doubted
my assertion that these andirons
were 800 years DID," he said, re-
provingly.
pardon me-" explained the GUS
toner with the polite sheer, 81 was
merely thinking they were not very
tall for their age"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16

Never can tell when you'll mash a
finger or suffer a cut, bruise, burn
or scald. Be prepared. DR.. Thomas
Eclectic Oil instantly relieves the
pain quickly cures the wound.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16

Had dyspepsia or indigestion for
years. No appetite. and what | did
eat distressed me terribly. Burdock
Blood Bitters cured me-" u. II.
Walker. Sunbury. Ohio.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16

Constipation causes headache, nau-
sea. dizziness, languor, heart palpi-
tation. Drastic physics grippe, sicken,
weaken the bowels and don't cure.
Doan's Regulets act gently and cure
constipation. 25 cents. Ask your
druggist.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16
InteIIIaent Steam Pipe.

Bob Footlite (acto) 1
should say 1t was! The whole play
was ruined. She-Graciousl How
was that? Bob Footlite-At the end
of the last act steam pipe burst and
Kissed me off the stage.-London Tit
Bits.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16
scAPEeoAT.

Adam had just blamed it on the
woman, "What else is there to do ?"
he peeyishly calculated. "The tariff
hasn't been inyented yet."-Puck.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16

Don't let the baby suffer from &c
zema, sores or any itching Of the
skin. poan's Ointment gives instant
relief, cures quickly. Perfectly safe
for children. All druggists sell it.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16
IMPRESSIVE.

Mother (instructing little daueh-
ter to peel potatoes) BE careful
to get the eyes out, Biddy. l once
know'd of a sword swallower as was
choked wiz the eye of a tater."-
punch
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16
HIS SPECIALITY.

"Yes," said the operate singer,
cit is my ambition to reach the high
C's."
GLOW congenial~ laughed the
South Dakota lawyer. snow. it is
my ambition to reach the Divorces. I"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16
DIALOGUE.

"Teacher, does cocoanuts really
grow on trees"
"Why, of course, Jacob" was the
answer. "Where did you think they
grew"
"Why," said he, grayely, 81
tkonght the monkeys laid EN-"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16
Worth Trvino.

Can you tell me how to prevent
the water coming in?" I'm not a
plumber. but should say, don't pay
the water rate. STRAY Stories.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16
DIsqusted.

Peter and John (seeing a large
plateglass pane put in)-"We may as
well go home. They are not going to
let 1t fall."--Fliegende Blaetter.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16

Mr.. Mary B. Mills, of Corydon,
KY, will be SO years old Oct. 5. She
is still hale and energetic.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16

Mr.. Collier Downe-The fishing
must be great on your dairy farm.
The Milkman-Fishing What
makes you think so?
Mr.. Collier Downe-We've recent
ly found a good many small gud-
geons in your mill.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16
THE SUPREME TEST.

POST want a wife who is kind
hearted.
Parker--You won't after she's
given away all your old trousers.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16
Early Tobacco Cultivation.

Evidence has been found that to.
bacco was cultivated in German gar,
dens as early as 1870.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16

Hon. John G. Carlisle's estate of
about 800, was left to his three
grandchildren.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-16

/ Manager-My 'Uncle Toms Cab
In" show was a wonder. When |
Iopened l had two Uncle Toms, two
little Evas, two Topsies, two blood
hounds and
His Assistant (absently)-TwO
dollars.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

unjust or unfounded. From the night
that Senator Carter in 1903 advised
Republican members of the legisla-
tive assembly that, in his Judgment,
1t WAS unwise for the Republican
members Of the legislature TO become
parties to the impeachment Of Judge
Harvey OF Silver Bow county, which
was sought for BY the Amalgamated
Copper company agent has been his
relentless enemy. This fact, known
to some OF the influential Republi-
cans Of the state OF Montana can not
be questioned In this campaign the
Amalgamated Copper company is
attempting to defeat Senator Carter
by electing its chosen officials to the
legislature and by remaining silent as
to its true purpose in opposing Sena-
tor Carter. Let the political bosses
OF the Amalgamated announce whom
they offer openly and above board,
and let the people decide. In this
day the people believe with Roosevelt
that candor in politics must be Sc
cured and so far as the Republican
party isconcerned it proposes to clean
out every sembance Of corporation
dictation and combat.
The Amalgamated Copper company
shall not be permitted to parade
under false colors. In Silver Bow
County where the company feels Sc
cure. there is q revulsion of public
sentiment that will eliminate on
November 8 in the election of one of
Bntte's sturdy and clean-cut business
men by substantial majority over
the Amalgamated- Democratic candi-
date for the state senate.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

In another part OF The News will
be found the Democratic state and
county ticket, which was sent to us
by the county central committee
with a request that we publish same
for small fee. In fact the fee did
not even allow our regular rates.
Since the Democratic party in this
county has no press to represent
them we will publish this ticket as
a matter OF courtesy and fairness
toward the Democratic party, and
since that party refuses to pay
us regular rates for this, we VOL
unteer to publish the entire Demo-
cratic state and county ticket with
out compensation.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21
A Worthy Candidate

THE people of Judith Gap have a
~ very worthy citizen for the
important office of sheriff. Mr..
Lackey has the assurance that if he
can carry this part OF the county for
the straight republican ticket that
the republicans in other parts of the
county will stand by him to man,
and II this is done he is assured of an
election on the 9Th of next November.
There Is another reason why every
body in Judith Gap should vote the
straight ticket. AT the last conven-
vention this precinct was given but
three delegates. by rolling up big
republican vote at this election
Judith Gap will be entitled to about
twelve delegates to the next republic
an county convention, a power that
Is worth striving for. The best way
to vote for J. II. Lackey for sheriff,
and we take IL for granted that
everybody In this part of the county
will, is to make cross at the top of
the republican ticket and let it 90 at
that. Judith Gap journal.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21
John I. AtheY.

JOHN T. Athey was born and raised
- in the state Of Maryland. He served
four years In the Union army during
the civil war being mustered out in
June, 1865. He served four years with
General George A. Custer in Seventh
United States cavalry during his cam
paigns against the Indians in western
Kansas, Indian territory and Texas
In the years 1866 to 1870.
In the years of 1870 and 1871 he was
surveying In southern, Kansas. During
the years of 1871 to June, 1874, he was
employed in the office of the surveyor
general of Kansas and the chief engi-
neers' Office of the department of the
Missouri at Fort Leavenworth, Kan.
He arrived at Fort Benton in the
spring Of 1879 and in July OF that We ar
went to Fort Walsh, Northwest Ter
ritory.
In 1880 went to Fort Maginnis,
Mont, as bookkeeper for Broadwater
& McNamara, afterward going to Sun
River and Arlington, moving to
Great Falls in 1890, and has made his
home there since that time.
His term as clerk OF the district
court of Cascade County expired jan
uary l, 1897. He was elected clerk OF
the supreme court in the fall Of 1896
He cast his first vote for Abraham
Lincoln in 1864.
So far he has filled the present Office
to the entire satisfaction of all con.
cerned.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

nrHEODORE Starter, the republi-
" can Candidate for state repre-
sentative for Meagher county, was
born in Cologne, Germany, December
Is, 1867. He came to this country In
1879, and settled In the Smith River
Valley, where he has lived ever since.
Mr.. Sarter was county recorder OF
Meagher County for two terms, and
also held the responsible office OF
under-sheriff. These offices he filled
with great satisfaction to the entire
county. He has been engaged sue
cessfully for some time In the stock
business, and at the present is In the
abstract of title and insurance bust
ness at White Sulphur Springs. Mr..
Sarter is a married man and has one
child.
Few men have the wide acqauint.
ance throughout the county that
this gentleman has. He Is acquaint-
ed with the needs OF every part OF
the county, and should he be elected,
lin fact Ire is as good as elected now
Mr.. Sarter is man that will make
good and see that all classes get a
''sQuare deal" He is not the rep
resentative OF any special interests
or faction, but stands on his own
responsibilities. His integrity is un-
questioned, and his past record Is
one Of which he can well be proud
of. Mr.. Sarter Is man that will
champion every just and worthy
cause Id the behalf OF the people.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

ut is said by Senator Carter's ene-
u mics that he has been represen-i
tative Of the interests Of the Amalga-I
mated Copper company. No state
ment has ever been made against
senator Carter that has been more
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

The Hedges Herald, one ar the
brightest and newsiest weekly papers
published in Montana, starts out on
its second year of existence. The
Herald is lusty youngster, and With
Brother Ellis at its wheel 1t cannot
help but continue to prosper.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

Let the Democrats name any man
they see tit--Clark, Kelley, Walsh or
Conrad--and let the people decide.
Senator Carter IS better qualified In
every way than any one or all.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

DO the people of Montana want to
place in power in this state political
party led by w. A. Clark and
dominated by the Amalgamated
Copper company? Democracy is now
liz hot search of fantastic issues in
order to distract the public from the
contemplation of the true facts.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

FOR SALE OR TRADE-3s7 cam.
paign cigars. All In good condition,
with the exception of one or two
broken. wrappers. Reasons for selling.
not physically able to smoke them.
Inquire at the News Office.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

BY about this time the fellow, who
is effected with rheumatism in his
arms, will know enough to keep out
OF sight when the politician comes
around.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

Frank s. Webster's candidancy
for county commissioner is certainly
meeting with a great deal Of favor
throughout the east end of Meagher
county, since everybody knows that
bis election means better roads.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

w. A. Clark and the Amalgamated
expect to carry the election by keep
ing Clark's candidancy in the dark.
Appropriate. Deeds such as electinQ
w. A. Clark to the senate need to be
committed in the dark. Smooth
work.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

Henry Ward Beecher while visiting
England some years ago, upon being
presented to the queen was ordered
to kneel. That great American pre-
late, raising his hand said, 81 bow
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

The Republican rally at Judith Gap
Monday night. reminded us Of an
old time Methodist revival meeting.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

A vote for Miss Short for County
Superintendent Of schools, is vote
for better schools.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

Since the recent decision Of the
Supreme Court Of Montana, the editor
will either have to walk or stay at
home.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

The Baldwin, Howard, Hamilton,
s. W. Miller, Valley Gem, and Play
er Pianos at W. s. Smiths, Lewis
town.
New and complete line OF Furniture
just in.
Urner Mercantile Co.
See Curtis before you buy that
pump. {.
Marshall is showing large assert.
ment of room-sized Rugs in choicest
weaves.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

The rally at Hedgesville was real
demonstration OF an old time Repub-
lican rally.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

Don't forget to mark an x after
Jimmy Grants name, Nov. 9Th.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

When man looks on his religion
as ticket, he u apt TO find himself
on the wrong train.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

Talk about cold reception, that's
what Charlie Hartman got in Har-
lowton Tuesday night.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

We are anxiously awaiting report
on the recent White Sulphur Springs
lots sale At Helena. NJ
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

entered the mysterious realms OF
matrimony, Brother Marion Of the
Judith Gap Journal Is at the head Of
the list.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

Since Editor Ellis, of Hedgesville
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

What are you doing to boost Har
loWton?
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21

Did you register?
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1910-10-21
DRY GOODS

Fall Goods Daily Arriving Our Dry Goods and
Notions stock is Most Complete. We sell on a
Come in and we will save you money on your fall
bill whatever it may be, large or small
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-09-29
WITH The POLITICIANS.

Membership lists for the Proctor X
Owens club OF the Detroit College Of
Law are being circulated among the
students. and have about 100 signers
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-09-29

Frances Russell wore yellow and car
ried yellow and white cosmos; Miss
Florence Wight, OF New York, laven
dar with cosmos Of the same tint;
Miss Kathleen Rumsey, pale pink and
pink phlox; Miss Harriet Doughty
OF Williamstown. Mass, pale blue with
larkspur and bachelor buttons; Miss
Alice Doughty. of Williamstown. green
with white rosebuds: Miss Katharine
Russell, coral and pink cosmos. Rails
ton Doughty. OF Williamstown, assist
ed his brother as best man, and
among the guests was the groom
mother, Mrs. w. II. Doughty, Of VIII
Jamestown. Following the ceremony
the young couple started on an extern
siye wedding trip.