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Arizona republican., 1910-05-29
LITTLE JAMES

| Concerning the Careless Modesty O1 Experts in all Lines.)
 A Tailors Children is always Dis | tinguished fer their Shabby cloes an a Shoemaker's Progeny always ha.
 tn worst Shoes. The Farmers Fam l bly always has to eat the Proddoos which is so bad at nobody elst don't want it Everybody else heers
 the NoOs of the Day, before it reeches
 tn Eers of the Noosepaper reporters It's just that way with ev'rything ir this world.
 You wuddent never think rum tn | talk of Expert at he was a Exper, atall, fer he seems to know less about his Speshulty n anything else in tn World. Tn Fizzishun don't have
 nothin to say about his Trade 'cept when he's a gittin d Fee fer his Conversashun, an tn Lawyer keeps ! his perfeshun in tn Background when he ain't dOin BiZness with q Court or a Clynte If Experts ever AlOOd to their chosen Feelds they do it Incdentle like among their most lntimit trends They never Holler it frum tn House roof.
 Tn other Mite when I was cOmin' home frum tn Epworth Leeg jist when tn show was out, they was a Actor an Actresses walkin' in frunt of me a Nockin' tn Actors an Actresses of a Rivle Show. Wun of the Actresses was a Singer an tn othern was a KOrus Lady an rum what 1 Overheard her say Con fidenshle to her trends she was a Expert in the COrreck use of Lang wedge.
 She was speekin' of tn Rivle At trackshun an she Remarkt: Say. ain't the Grammer what they use m that Show Somethin' Feerce? I have never saw anything like it in my Perfeshnle Carear, first as a Dancer an later in the Korus They must a lernt it in Orkansaw. An you can't Correck 'em none. I tride. but it didn't do no Good, an so | quit a Butrin' in"
 When l got Home. l tole My Paw about what tn Korus Lady sed an ast him if he Thot at she used Good Langwedge Herself
 My Paw Replize: James. tn Langwedge which you have jist QuOated ain't Ezackly Foltless, but I'm Shure at this here Korus Lady can use perfeck Langwedge if she wants to. Her Remark as you have Retaled 'em to me is tn Earmarx so to speek, of a Expert Grammerine which is so mOddest at she Trize to COnceel her Atanemence even rum her most Intimit Trends l have no dout at frum her Eesy Langwedge an her Free employment of Whats called IdyOms at shes a Acomplisht Ettymollygist. if you know what that is. When you see fokes goin' around with their Accomplishments Pinned onto their Sleeves you may be shure at they ain't very Profoun' It's my Opinyun at this here Korus Lady could Rite a Grammer Book with wun Hand" LITTLE JAMES
Arizona republican., 1910-05-29

Edwards funeral procession which placed Col. Roosevelt in the rear car riage, ought to remember that it is a whole lot better for any man to ride at the rear end of such pro- cession than in the front conveyance
Arizona republican., 1910-05-29
The Latest Phase of Mexican Politics

News comes from Mexico that can-
 didates for the presidency and vice presidency have been formally placed
 in the field to make a contest at this
 falls election against President Dia2 and Vice President Corral The new candidates are Francisco I. Madero, for president. and Dr. Francisco Vas quez Gomez for vice president. Their sponsors are the free suffrage anti
 reelection" party and the national democratic" party. It is claimed that
 delegates from all parts of the re-
 public joined in making these nomi- nations, but the dispatches have failed
 to chronicle the proceedings of any convention, or even to state when or where such convention was held.
 It does not appear probable that Messrs. Diaz and Corral will have occasion to become nervous over the outcome of the election. The cleo tions in Mexico are quite one-sided affairs, and will remain so as long as General Diaz is on the job. Last year there were numerous signs of a revolt against the Diaz government. The friends of General Bernardo Reyes. governor of the state of NuevO Leon, announced that they proposed A. l.. .lN f1a,, against Senor Corral; and, although General Reyes never publicly assented ment gained sufficient force to alarm the administration. Reyes clubs were formed in many places, and they ap- peared to be flourishing until the government began breaking up their meetings by the simple process of ar resting the leaders on the charge of rioting-and that there was a con- siderable amount of rioting is un- questionable Finally, General Reyes was requested to turn in his resig- nation as governor, and 10 emphasize the fact that the invitation was in earnest federal troops were moved into Monterey, while at the same time Governor Reyes sought seclu- sion in the country. Matters remained in this critical stage for some weeks, until finally it was announced that General Reyes was going to Europe, partly for his health and partly on government business. It is well un- derstood that both his health and the public employment will require him to stay abroad until after the presidential election.
 The health of candidates Madero and Gomez is likely to remain robust, unless the movement in their favor gains sufficient strength to call for the benevolent attention of the gov ernment.
 In the meantime, there is no reason why the people of the United States should not heartily wish TOT the re- election of Diaz and Corral. They stand for the material progress and higher civilization of Mexico. More over, they represent the element which is friendly to this country and it's people. The opponents of the Diaz regime are professional revolution ists, as a rule, and uniformly they profess hostility to the United States -one of their stock complaints against the government is that it is too friendly to Americans.
 Sensitive Americans who have
Arizona republican., 1910-05-29

Sensitive Americans who have found their national pride wounded by the arrangements of the@iate King
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-12-16
NO MORE GlTaRBH
TVclls & HaynInker Company Has q
Guaranteed Cure That Has stood
the Test Of Time.

catarrh cures come and catarTh
cures go, but HYoNlEI continues to
cure catarrh and abolish it's disgust
ing symptoms wherever civilization
exists.
Bvery year the already enormous
sales of this really scientific cure for
eatarrh grows greateRssar1ds the pres
ent year will show all records broken
If you buy HYOABzI outit for
81 90 and hide 1t in dark cupboard tf
won't cure your catarrh.
If you breathe it daily as direeted.
1T will cure your catarrh- or 1t won't
cost you cent. Ask Wells 6 Hay
maker company.
If you have hard rubber Hyomei
inhaler somewhere around the house,
get 1t out and start at once to forever
rid yourself of catarrh.
Wells & aaymaker Company will
sell you bottle of HYONTET (liquid0
for only so cents: start to breathe 1t
and notice how quickly 1t clears out
the air passa ges and makes the en-
tire head feel fine.
HIY oNGEI used regularly will cure
sore throat. A complete outfit in
Guiding a hard rubber, pocket inhaler
cataprh. coughs. colds, bronchitis or
costs 800. so stomach dosing. Just
breathe it. 1t kills the germs, soothes
and heals the infiamed membrane.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-12-16
W0QLEN M!LL
AT Websteris Undergoing Elk.
tensive Enlargement and
Improvements.

GRAFTON. w. va, Dec. 16.-The
Webster Wooden Mill Company is
making large Improvements in it's
mill at Webster and as result the
mill is temporarily closed down. A
new and up-to-date set of cards is be-
ing installed. Since the company
took charge of the Webster plant, 1t
has made great Improvements. in
creastng a 24O-spindle milltoa capac-
ity of 72s spindIes. During the year
it added new machines, a new one
hundred horse power boiler and four
new broad looms, When the INSTALL
alton of the new cards is completed.
the company will have capacity OF
100 pair OF blankets a day.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-12-16
~oUR WAY" STUDIO

1t all depends upon who makes
your photographs how beautiful and
artistic they are. Mrs. Rarick has
visited all the large studios and art
ausems Of the United States and Can
ada and has spent great deal Of
money studying high class art and
gathering ideas. Her show windows
speak we'll of the information she has
derived from this study and travel.
All work is promised up to the last
minute Christmas eve. 1SS Fourth
Street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-12-16
DIR NEWTON
suReres stro4e "a raIysis -.
HOune II sutton.

Last night about o.c1ock. Dr. w
f. Newton, Of sutton. Braxton couaz
~, suffered a very heavy stroke of
and he Is now lying in 2
critical condition at his home In
that city. DR.. Newton was man
OF wide Acquaintance and the news
OF his having been stricken will be
received by his many friends with
a. sense of personal loss.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-12-16
Sal SMOKES QfSs
RA3EstOaD.
GjLlAHKSH I9xC3, ". Va
DAILY. xDaily except sunday

DAILY. xDa1y except SUNDAY.
zsEnday only.
MAIN LINE. EASr bound.
Cumberland, washington. Baltimore
nadelphia ana New York. depart
Ss:5a am, "s:4O pm. "9:3S pm.
Arrive "12:S3 am. "s:4o am, "6:Os
pm.
MAIN LINE. WEsT-BoUND.
9arkerGburg, cincir7ati. Louinvtll.
ana 1t. Louis, depart "12:6S am
o9:4O am. "s:Os pm. Arrive "S:b3
am. "S:40 pm. "2:S6 pm,
earkeraburg Accommodation. d9ptrt
80 am, $500 pm. Arrive 1o:2S
am, 1880 pm.
s.. VA. . PITTS. NoEsTH-BoONR
Ta.r7nont and AGorEantoWrI. AoDArt
x5:5O am, x2:5o pm.
conne1ls-.ilo ara PittSbrrg. depart
$3.50 am. Arrive x11:OE pm.
". va. 8 PITTS. soUTEE-BoUNn,
weston, depart xs:oo am. ElO:2t am
x11:3o am, "6:1b pm. Arrive xS:SS
am, a5:4O am, x2:16 pm. $685. pm
xT:O5 pm.
giukens. depart xG:OO am, xG:1E pm
Arrive xS:55 Gm. xI:OE pr
Richwood and inteFmedIGtO points,
depart 15:cO an, x11:8O am. Arrive
/ E2:15 pm. x7:o6 pEc.
WEST va. SHORT LIME
New MartlnsviIIs and wheeling &C.
+ commodatlo7. depart, $500 am,
x2:2o pm, Arrive x11:2S am
$500 pm.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-12-16
IF YOU ARE PUZZLED

III YOU ARE PUZZLED
over the question OF buying mani
gifts for Christmas, with little
money. Loar & white. the clotticI4,
fdr Men and BOYS, Il the place to 40
i yRNr stopPing. Y.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-25
IT STOPS COLLISIONS
REGARDLESS OF THE
ENGINEER
Especial to The Press)

DETROIT, May 25.-A device cal
culated to make railway collisions
impossible was successfully tried
out here before committee of 20
members of the Brotherhood of Lo-
connective Engineers and the Michi-
gan state railway commissioner.
The system, which is actuated by
electricity, makes it impossible for
a train to enter a block occupied
by another. The test was so con.
elusive in its results that the state
commissioner will probably make it
the basis of new legislation erlative
to railway safety equipment in
Michigan.
The test was made on the Pere
Marquette tracks. First two loco
motives equipped with the new de-
vice were started toward each other
on the same track. AS soon as they
were both in the block equipped for
the test, the device shut off the
power, applied the air brakes auto
matically on both locomotives and
they came to a standstill inside of
040 feet.
The next test was made with
heavy freight trains of 80 or 40 cars
each, and finally test was made
with a passenger coach, carrying
the engineers committee, attached
to the trains. In each instance the
system worked admirably.
The automatic closing Of the
throttle and application of the "air"
is accomplished by the closing of
an electrical circuit When loco
motive enters a block already oc-
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-25
APPROVES THE ROLL

After hearing the protests last
night against the confirmation of
the assessment roll for the $512, 200
paving contract for Brownies add
ton. the city council approved the
roll and ordered the work to pro-
coed.
The protest was filed by F.. C.
Robertson and Mrs. Virginia Wins.
ton, and the impression had gone
forth that possibly the council
might order an investigation of the
charges of irregularity in the award
of the contract.
A desire to have the work started
and completed within the present
year carried the day with the coun.
Gil and resulted in the order to
have the roll confirmed
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-25

The Masonic lodge Of this city
has been very busy the last two
days. Thirty-five new members
were received into the ninth degree
under the direction of D. s. Pres
colt. Another meeting was held
yesterday at 5 o'clock when the fiji
teenth degree was conferred by D.
E. Fultz, w. s. McCrea, H. Moss,
H. S. Van Velsor, M. G. Martin
dale, Charles w. Colby, Henry Hol-
lnger, E. V. Klein, r. r. Hazard
and julius Ashiem.
A suit was brought against the
city Of Spokane by William Brennan
in the superior court yesterday,
asking $1,000 personal damages for
injuries received by stepping into
hole at the corner OF Sprague
avenue and Post street, December
3, 1909. He alleges that since the
accident he has been unable to
work.
A non-suit was granted by Judge
Henry l.. kennan in the superior
court yesterday in the case of M. H.
Jerdee against DR.. e. E. Briley for
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-25

This is photo OF the late H. H.
Rogers, the real genius of the STAN
dard Oil, who got his start as a
newsboy many years ago. 1t was
the experience he gained from
carrying routes and selling papers
at Fairhaven, Mass, that gave him
an insight to the great things he
was to accomplish later in life.
From a newsboy he went into a
grocery store for short time, and
with 5000 that he had saved up by
handling papers and working in the
grocery store he left Fairhaven for
the Pennsylvania Oil fields, where
ne started an oil refinery. When
the Standard Oil Co. was started,
Rogers went in on the ground floor,
and his field experience and pers-
picuity made him such a valuable
man that he soon dominated the
Standard Oil. Hhe learned the les
son of saving. through the expert
ence he gained as a. newsboy. 1t Is
a lesson that any boy is fortunate
in learning, as some of the most
prominent men of the present time
were at some time in their life a
newsboy. 1t is a valuable expert
ence and you should not hesitate
to let your boy sell papers on the
street or carry route. Some very
valuable routes are at The Press for
the asking by the right kind of a
boy, and they can be had by calling
at the Circulation Department of
The Press, 116 Division street.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-25

of legislation for the relief Of the
water situation; that they had fur.
nished the money and ordered the
work to proceed as rapidly as pos
sible, an dthat the executive depart.
ment of the city government under
the mayor was responsible for the
delay.
Councilman Shaefer seemed to in.
fer that the delay in the water i'm
provements and the consequent
water shortage was part of a plot
to make the present form of gov.
eminent, including the city council,
appear in a bad light before the
people and thereby hasten the com
ing of the commission plan.
A resolution was adopted requir-
ing the board of public works to
report to each session of the city
council the progress being made
on the water extensions.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-25
WATER RELIEF MEASURES

An order was adopted by the city
council last night cutting out auto
matte sprinklers and making it
compulsory during sprinkling hours
to hold the nozzle in the hand. This
action was taken through a resolu-
ton introduced in the city council
by r. L. Dalke.
Water and the relief of the water
famine occupied good portion of
the time of the city council last
night. A delegation of women from
the lower portion of Lidgerwood,
which had been turned down in its
call on Mayor Pratt, visited the
city council. Mrs. A. c. Toms was
the spokesman and painted vivid
picture of what the people in her
locality have put up with recently.
Councilmen said that they had
done everything possible in the way
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-25

Mrs. Sophie Thomson was grant.
ed divorce from Aaron c. Thorn.
son and given $25 a month alimony.
Mrs. Thomson claimed that her hus-
band refused to pay for nurse
when she was sick and that since
becoming we'll she has worked In
order to pay off the debt
II. L. Needham was given de-
cision in the case of land squat
ting" which Edwin l.. Gauthier had
brought against him.
N. Dunnins, William Squirting,
Lester Hammond and F. B. Hutton
we're fined each 81 and costs for
bicycle speeding on the sidewalk.
A very interesting program will
be given by the Girls Literary So
ciety of the South Central high
school Friday afternoon, May 81.
The following program will be Civ.
en-: A reading, Sunday Fishing, u
Charlotte Rogell; vocal solo, Floy
LePage; reading, Miss Dillon;
piano solo, Gladys Bezeau.
Ladies' lingerie, taffeta and pongee
dresses at wholesale prices. Florence
Waist House. $40 Mohawk. 49,
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-25
MISS HARTMAN j..
WEEDS TOMORROW

(By United Press Leased Wire)
NEW YORK, May 25.-The
marriage of Miss Mary Harri-
man, daughter of the late rail-
road king, to Charles Cary
Rumsey, of Buffalo, N. ", an
artist and sculptor, will take
place tomorrow at the Episco-
paIian church at Arden, the
country seat of Mrs. e. n. Har-
Eiman.
The family still is In mourn
ing for Hartman and the we'd
ding will be quiet one, de-
void of the usual spectacular
features attending society
match. Only tho family and
few close friends will attend.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-25

To the tender mercies of City
Clerk Charles Fleming has been
consigned by the city council the
petition of 5075 citizens asking for
a charter election. The city council
ordered Mr.. Fleming to check over
the names and see if all thereon are
voters and entitled to sign.
Fleming asked for extra help to
aid in performing this arduous task,
but it was denied and he must
worry through the job as best he
can.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-25

cupied by another, the circuit is
closed, the current passes through
the magetnic mechanism installed
in the cab of each of the engines,
and both are throttled down.
1t is claimed that the cost of in.
stallation of the system is small.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-25
THE RICHEST MINE OF ALL

real estate Quick cash profit
follows wise investment in
Spokane realty. The valeu of
real estate in and near Spokane
is rapidly increasing. Wise in
vestors are buying properties,
both for homes and investment.
Many desirable places are ad-
vertised for sale every day In
the real estate columns of The
Press.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-25
"JUST TIRED OF LIVING"
(By United Press Leased Wire)

TACOMA, May 25.-Earl Hoff.
man, % years old is dying in the
Northern Pacific hospital today, a
self-inflicted bullet wound in his
left breast.
81 just got tired of living and
working hard and having people
talk about me-" he said when taken
to the hospital. Hoffman is son
of Mr. and Mrs. John Hoffman of
5440 Puget Sound avenue and was
employed as a blacksmith in the
Northern Pacific shops.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-25
nv United Press Leased Wire)

Headed by Governor Sanders and a
dozen other state officials, the Lou
isiana legislature is bowling toward
Washington today in special train
to make a fight for New Orleans
as the site for the proposed ex-
position to celebrate the completion
of the Panama canal.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-25
TACOMA BOOSTERS. TONIGHT.

Over 100 boosters from Tacoma,
together with President. H. A.
Rhodes and Secretary D. F. Cosper
of the Tacoma Commercial club,
will arrive on the Z o'clock train
tonight and will be the guests OF
the chamber of commerce at(e
smoker to be given in the assembly
room at 8 o'clock this evening.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-25
SHORT
SHAVINCS

A Spokane young man, census
enumerator, had, after signing nu-
merous documents, making the nee
essary affidavits, and so on, his bill
endorsed, and the same forwarded
TO Washington. He expected his
money within few days, but up
to last Monday had not received the
legal tender.
Becoming impatient, the young
man wrote to the head of the de-
partment at Washington, saying
that if the money was not for
warded in time to reach Spokane on
May IS, it should be addressed to
him Care of Mr.. HALEY, Perihelion,
District of Nebulous Space"
Baron" Born is telling a fairly
good comet story on himself. He
says that he does not often dream,
but that when hedoes, the mental
pictures are distressingly vivid.
Sunday night he dreamed his wife
had hanged herself, he says, and
wakened in a frenzy of terror to
find her missing from his side. He
heard a strange noise in the attic,
and, still half under the influence of
his nightmare, made a rush for the
attic. His terror was checked when
he found Mrs. Born contemplating
Halley's monument through the at.
tic window.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-25

PRINCETON, 1ll.-Coroner's jury
in Cherry mine disaster cases re-
turn verdicts that mining laws were
broken with knowledge and con-
sent of mine inspectors.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-25

A negro opium smoker dived
through a window at E617
avenue last night. taking with nim
the glass and part Of the sash. He
was chased for block by Sergeant
William Dial, who fired a shot In
the air, but the smoker disappeared
in the darkness.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-25

Judge J. D. Hinkle granted tenn.
porary order Of restraint yesterday
against Irene Warren from making
an order to withdraw $2S75.51 from
the Old National bank.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-25
Maybe You
Have Thought
That All
Dental Work
Is Torture

And maybe you have
for this very fear put off
having work done to your
teeth which should have
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Let us assure you Of this;
we can fix your teeth, do
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Our operators are all grad
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And our prices, too, you
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Also we will give you a
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The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-25

This coupon is good for SO II pre-
scented before May 10 as first pay.
ment on tuition at Standard Com
mercial College. Spokane.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-25

Arrangements are being made for
an excursion to be given by the
Spokane chamber of commerce to
Wallace, Idaho, June 9, through the
o. R. & N. cutoff. One hundred
and fifty or 200 will make the trip
in special trains.
Dolly Grant, who has fallen heir
to a large fortune, may be in the
city. Up to date she has not been
heard Of.
A lecture, 1.-THE Average Man,"
will be delivered by the Rev. w. j.
Hindley of the Pilgrim Congrega-
tional church in the auditorium Of
the South Central high school
Thursday morning, June 9. This
method is taken by Rev. Mr.. Hind
ley to obtain clean athletics in
schools.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-25
$1,000

We guarantee positions to our
graduates. Catalog 10 free. COZ Col
umbia building.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-25

Ladies' lingerie. taffeta and pongee
dresses at wholesale prices. Florence
Waist House, $40 Mohawk. 49,