Amador ledger., 1910-03-04
GLOBE SIGHTS


We would rather be sixteen years old
than be pre- sident Taft.
The man who was in the war is as
unreliable as the man who goes fishing.
AS bad as the trusts are, they probab-
ly hurt YOU less than you hurt yourself.
Only those who don't believe in love
can talk about it without becoming silly
Every good husband is what is known
among women as "a great baby"
Never marry your daughters to
Young man who amounts to too much
while still Young.
Young people dread old age, but most
of them live in hopes of reaching it,
lust the same.
Don't believe men who say the country
is in danger and you should quit work
and electioneer.
Righteous indignation, according to
the Sunday school boy, is getting mad
and not using cuss words.
1t runs in some families to make poor
marriages the same as it runs in others
to have sore eyes.
There are some who seem to apply
this "Do it now" motto to about every
thing but their duty.
There are some people who express
their sympathy for man in order to
gossip about his troubles.
Literary note: No one reads Charles
Dickens any more: There are no
chauffeurs in Dickens works.
There are a good many varieties of
household pets, but we notice father is
rarely elected to that position.
A woman can find as many excuses
for her children as she can find flaws in
those offered by her husband.
If boy is as "refned" as his spin
kin thinks he should be, he is always as
quiet as the corpse at funeral.
1t is good thing for every woman to
have sons: She appreciates her daugh-
ters more because of them.
The process of getting rich would be
greatly simplihed if you would save
money this year you intend to next.
If man has partner in business,
his wife has every dress, every hat and
every false curl of the partners wife,
counted.
We have noticed that husbands and
wives never use sealing wax in their
correspondence On the contrary they
write on postal.
The great handicap to a. reputation for
being kind-hearted is that all the neigh
bors unload their new kittens on such a
reputation.
In town this size there is always
some woman of whom it is said: "She
has beautiful clothes, but she never
wears them here. -
Our idea of real expert is the man
who can find out what are the contents
of woman's sto mach the day after she
ate salad at party.
Some children's clothes look as though
their mother had dreamed them, and
when she woke up the next morning cut
their pattern.
1t can be truthfully said of Mrs Ly-
sander John Appleton that she is such a
perfect hostess she never yet has told
guest the truth.
1t would add something to the peace
and tranquility of the world if self
satisfied creatures were only as easily
pleased with the rest of us.
Talk about someone who is particular
ly mean, and your hearer will say: 81
understand all about that. | have kin
that description fits to T."
Opportunity comes in many ways,
but, up to date, no one has encountered
it while earnestly gazing the new moon
over his right shoulder.
When gossips attack man, all he has
to do is to try to find out who started
the talk, and the gossips will begin
! fighting like wolves among themselves.
The most scandal Gus gossip is usually
started in this way: 81 hate gossip,
but, " and then the story follows: it is
! always told by some one who hates
gossip.
A man may display considerable
: patience waiting for fish to bite, OF
the curtain to go up, or the race tc
start, but he will fuss around home ii
) the meals aren't on time.
Speaking of the narrow mind, we
( used to know man who contended the
} mule was superior to man, because the
mule didn't have to wear shoes to keep