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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06
cENT.A.woRD ADvs.

NEW CAMERA-4x5, for sale
cheap. Apply at this office.
OLD CHINA WANTED, send
description and price to THE RECORD
Office. Lambertville, N. j.
WANTED-Second hand kitchen
stove, must be in good condition. Adj
dress The RECORD Office.
FOR RENT-second story room,
formerly occupied by the Building
and Loan Association. Apply to E
L. PHILLIPS.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06
The Falkland Islands

The Falkland islands are among the
least known and most out OF the way
corners of the widely scattered British
empire, They form a sort OF British
suburb of the south pole. some 500
miles from the antarctic end OF Amer
lea, Cape Horn. A former governor of
the Falkland islands, the late Sir VII
liam Robinson. used 10 say that he
would have committed suicide while
there IL he could have found tree tall
enough to hang himself on. London
Standard
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06
Timely and Valuable suxce.tions.

Many people, especially women who
lead closely confined domestic lives
suffer from what in general terms is
called nervousness" Among all forms
Of treatment none has even approached
in success the intelligent use of DR..
David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy, OF
Rondout, N. Y, which promotes an
easy and natural action of the digestive
organs and imparts tone to the nervous
system.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06
Very Unconventional.

els this proposal the result Of bet
or joke or dareY' asked the girl.
mo; | ask you to marry me because
! love you
1T Is unusual: but, after all. the un-
usual il the proper caper nowadays. 1
accept you. Algernon. "-Iouisville Cou-
rier-J Journal.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06
Childror Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
Q a STO RIA

DO the right thing IL you have Nasal Ca
tarrh. Get Ely's Cream Balm at once Don't
touch the catarrh powders and snuffs for they
contain cocaine. Ely's Cream Balm releases
the secretions that infame the nasal passages
and the throat, whereas medicines made with
mercury merely dry up the secretions and
leave you no better than you were. In word
Ely's Cream Balm is real remedy not delu-
sion. All druggists Soc, or mailed by Ely
Bros, ST Warren Street, New York
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06
Chiidren Cry
FOR FlETCHER'S
G a 8 TO IA
The Call Of The Blood

for publication, finds voice in pimples,
boils, sallow complexion, iaundiced
look, moth patches and blotches on
the skin,-all signs of liver trouble.
But DIR. Kings New Life Pills make
rich red blood; give clear skin, rosy
cheeks, fine complexion. health. Try
them. 25c at s. W. Cochran & Co. IS.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06

Stops earache in two minutes; tooth
ache or pain of burn or scald in five
minutes; hoarseness, one hour; muscle
ache, two hours; sore throat, twelv e
hours DIR. Thomas Eclectic Oil,
monarch over pain.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06

The funeral Of Abraham Peters
who died in the state hospital Tues
day afternoon, aged 90 years, was
held from the Mt. Airy Presbyterian
church Thursday afternoon. Rev. T.
II. Whiteside, pastor Of the church,
officiated. Interment was in the Mt
Airy cemetery. He was q veteran o.
the Civil war and had resided IN this
vicinity for a great number of years.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06

Politeness and good manners as hui
man instincts do not always work freely
with some people, needing at times
cultivation, as they are liable to be-
come rusty and dull. A good lubri-
cant is kind, responsive, sympathetic
heart
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06
Worse Than Bullets.

Bullets have often caused less suf-
fering to soldiers than the eczema l..
W. Hartman. Burlington, Me-, got
in the army, and suffered with, forty
years. "But Bucklen's Arnica Salve
cured me when all else failed" he
writes. Greatest healer for Sores,
Ulcers, Boils, Burns. Cuts, Wounds,
Bruises and Piles. CSC at s. W. Coch
ran and Co.'s.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06
Love and a SHINING Mark

PERCY came to ask you for the
hand of your daughter.
Goldrox-Which one?
why. Elsie"
''Oh. she's in school yet! She
wouldn't think of such thing"
'Well. Ethel. then"
''Oh. Ethel is too young"
'Then give me Mary In marriage
She's old enough"
"Oh. yes; Mary is old enough to
know better" Yonkers Statesman
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06

If you haven't the time to exercise
regularly, Doan's Regulets will pre-
vent constipation. They induce a
mild, easy, healthful action of the bow
els without gripping. Ask your drug
gist for them. IS cents.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06

DIR. E. B. Voorhees,, president of the
State Board Of Agriculture, was strick-
en- with paralysis on Thursday night in
the State House at Trenton. DIR.
Voorhees, was at once taken to the
home of DIR. John Bruyere, where he is
recovering as rapidly as could be ex-
pected.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06

Itching piles provoke profanity, but
profanity won't cure them. Doan's
Ointment cures itching, bleeding or
protruding piles after years of suffering.
AT any drug store
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06

Most dishguri ng skin eruptions
scrofula, pimples rashes etc,
are due to impure blood. Burdock
Blood Bitters is cleansing blood ton
&c. Makes you clear-eyed, clear-brain-
ed, clear-skinned.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06

The bill to increase the salaries Of
the County Judges Of Hunterdon and
Sussex from $1,000 to $4,000 was de-
feated in the Legislature last week.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06
IF you WouId Cure That Rack

If You Would Cure That Back,
You need pleasant herb remedy called
Mother Gray's AUSTRALIAN-LEAF for all
Kidney, Bladder and Urinary trouble. As a
regulator it has no equal Cures headaches,
nervousness, dizziness and loss of sleep At all
druggists, or by mail, so cts. Sample FREE.
Address The Mother Gray Co, LeRoy, N Y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06

The storekeepers say they cannot
recall the time when eggs sold for "a
cents per dozen for Easter.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06

The hens are doing their level best
in anticipation of bringing down the
price of eggs. but it dr. ops slowly.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06

Prue-Do you think he was sincere
when be said he loved you? Dolly
I'm sure Of It. He looked too foolish to
be making believe. Lippincott's.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06

When you get a piece Of good fresh
news you confer favor by bringing it
to this Office.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06

There is always something interest
ing to be found in the cent-a-word
column. Read it every week.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06

Trouble is the balance wheel that
keeps many a man from being too
gay.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06
The Farmers Wife

q very careful about her churn. She
scalds 1t thoroughly after using, and gives
1t q sun bath to sweeten 1t. She knows
that il her churn Is sour 1t will faint the
butter that Is made in 1t. The stomach is
Q churn. In the stomach and digestive
and nutrtive tracts are performed pro-
cesses which are almost exactly like the
churning of butter. Is it not apparent
then that II this stomach-churn Is foul it
makes foul all which is put into it?
The evil of foul stomach Is not alone
the bad taste in the mouth and the foul
breath caused by 1t, but the corruption Of
the pure current of blood and the dissem-
nation OF disease throughout the body.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
makes the sour and foul stomach sweet.
It does for the stomach what the washing
and sun bath do for the churn-absolutely
removes every tainting or corrupting ele-
ment. In this way 1t cures blOtches,
pimples, eruptions, scrofulous swellings,
sores, or open eating ulcers and all
humors or diseases arising from bad blood.
II you have bitter, nasty, foul taste in
your mouth, coated tongue, foul breath,
are weak and easily tired, feel depressed
and respondent, have frequent headaches,
dizzy attacks, gnawing or distress in stom-
ach, constlpated or irregular bowels, sour
or bitter risings after eating and poor
appetite, these symptoms, or any consider
able number Of them, indicate thatyou are
suffering from biliousness, torpid or lazy
liver with the usual accompanying indi-
gestion, or dyspepsia and their attendant
arrangements.
The best age2ts known 70 medical SCI
olc6 I0f zoe fQfG OF DIE above SYMPTOMS
nd fopdl Ions, as aftesfed By The Xrltlngs
Of leading 1escbEfs-and ctltioneIS 0f
81 the several SSho2ls q medical nraciice.
cQilbiDed in Qr. RIcrce,s GoldenlMedl
nlscnYerY. That this Is absolutely true
will be readily proven to your satisfaction
II you will but mail postal card request
TO Dr. r. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y. for a
free copy OF his booklet OF extracts from
the standard medical authorities, giving
the names OF all the ingredients entering
into his world-famed medicines and show
Ing what the most eminent medical men
OF the age saw OF them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06

II you doubt there is money in
chicken raisi ng, go to the market and
buy hen.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06
children Cry
FOR FlETCHER'S
e ASTO RIA

The famous Delaware River shad
is now queen of "fish course" at all big
dinners. The catch in the lower Della
mare has been big for the early season.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06

The perfection Of Baking-L. b
G. Bread.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06

BARKING, HACKING, RAsPING COUGH
can be broken up quickly by Aliens Lung
Balsam. This old, reliable remedy has been
sold for over 40 years. Ask your druggist
about it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06

Elmer |. Smith succeeds Smith Bros.
as the proprietor of the Warren Jour
nal, of Belvidere.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06
REPORT OF THE CONDITION
OF THE
LambertviIIe National Bank,

at Lambertville, in the State of New Jersey
at the close of business, March Goth, 1910:
RFsorRCFs
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06

To Break In New shoes Always Use
Aliens Foot-Ease, a powder, 1t prevents
tightness and blistering, cures Corns, Bun
ions, Swollen, Sweating, Aching feet At drug.
gists, CSC. Sample mailed FREE Address,
Allen s Olmsted, Leroy, NY
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-04-06
TROLLEYS
To TRENTON

Cars leave Bridge Street, Lambert
vile, for Trenton 6:2o, 7:ao, $40,
gao, 1920, 1I2:o; A.M.Ia:ao,I 1870, 2:2o,
500, 4:ao, $40, Gao, 1920, $40, gao,
ro:ao, II:2o, P. NJ; 1870 midnight,
daily, Sunday included. Returning,
leave Trenton on same schedule from
s:2o A, NJ, to II:ao, P. M. Fare
25c. each way, or soc. return.
Connections At Yardley.
Cars leaving Lambertville at 6:ao
TAO, o:ao, A. M. a:ao, $40, P. NJ,
make immediate connection at Yardley
with trains for Philadelphia, arriving
there in one and one-half hours. Re-
turning, trains leaving Reading Ter
minal at 1913, 1890, A. NJ, 1880,
2I7, 3:I7, 4:I7 $500, 6:I7, 7:I7, P.
NJ, make close connections for LAM
bertville. Round trip rate, $I.44--
aoc. each way to and from Yardley,
and $I.o4 return, to Philadelphia.
Close connections at Morrisville with
electric cars to and from Bristol and
Philadelphia.
Trpnt0n New Hnne GIamhprtyillnNt nv
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-12-31
G1n:t|k;>4Grey;szA5RsSl,,,|
After?SuPpeESsxs5YY|
Talks. 7TTM !
WHERE WOMEN HAVE NO RIGHTS

The late king OF Siam said the wo-
men OF his country knew they had no
rights, consequently they are deeply
grateful for any privileges we may
give them"
Why, of course. Naturally so.
Yet, when the king counseled like
beneficent arrangement for other ma
tions. he argued without all the facts
In the case. Always, where the wo-
man has no rights, she Is deeply
grateful for privileges and we don't
have to go 10 Siam to find this out.
Whenever you see the goods-box
stateman whiting, while his Wife
takes in washing, be sure that spouse
is deeply grateful when her lord
slouches home has surlily than usual
or for u week in which he, perforce
has kept sober.
Ever see man who Is supported
by his wife's income, or her earnings
who isn't panied at the suggestion
that she have vote? Every worth
less cuss who has 10 borrow his "chaw
NV terbacker" wakes tearfully elo
quent over the heresy OF women hav
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-12-31
DETECTIVES DEFEND PLAY
SHOWING CROOKS REFORM

In Paul Armstrong; play, Alias
Jimmy Valentine" which comes
TO the Garrick next week after
two years run In Wallack's
theater, New York. the central
character is a bank burglar. play
ed by III. h. Warner. who. after
being pardoned from Sing Sing. is
given a cashiers job in the bank con-
Quoted by the father Of the girl he
loves. When he is finally spotted by
Detective Doyle. and has exposed his
identity by opening a vault In which
his sweetheart's little sister has been
accidentally confined. the detective
let's him go unmolested.
Liebler * Co. have been deluged
with letters from real detectives who
have seen the play. One old-time de-
tective wrote as follows
Saw your show at Wallack's last
night, and IL Is all to the good When
the curtain went down on the second
act, and Red was told that he would
be made the Waterman at the bank,
two chaps sitting behind me comment
ed on the impossibility OF the situa-
ton. l then turned around and told
them what | am about to tell you.
John Tierney was spotter for
the First National bank, at the foot
OF Broadway, Brooklyn, for a number
OF years, retaining his position until
old age set in, when he went to Flor.
ida, where he died. He had been q
crook, and the bank knew his history
He was a fence. with headquarters at
Flatbush, at that time the rendezvous
OF Red Leary, Shang Draper and all
the safe manipulators of any conse
quence. His wife, whom he married
In London, was known as Slick Mag
He often told me of his exploits, and
while at the bank was always in touch
with the best safe-crackers, there be-
ing a tacit understanding that his
bank must be let alone. The bank ia
now at the plaza Of the williamsburg
Bridge. where you can certify all of the
above, which goes to show that your
story Is not improbable"
THE play comes here with the orig
inal cast.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-12-31

When you want a drink of water on
the train, or In any other public place.
here's how TO take it, without patron
izing the contaminated public drinking
cup.
All you require is a piece OF paper,
say about eight inches square. a dou
BILE sheet from the timetable folder
will do nicely Double it over.
Then fold over the ends, one COM
pletely over the other. "A double fold.
Hold the folded paper In your hand
and press the edges in. The paper
then assumes cylindrical shape. Be-
tween the folds 1t will hold water for
several minutes.
common envelope may be made to
serve the same purpose by sealing the
flap and clipping off one end. II the
envelope is stiff it will make an ideal
drinking cup.
Although some objection might be
made to the paper drinking cup on
sanitary grounds on account OF the
unknown origin OF the paper, 1t is not
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-12-31
You can't elude them

1Ou can eiuQe them.
You may not like them. II you are
man you probably don't. But you
can't get away from them, or dodge
the fact OF their existence.
You see them on four out of every
five women you meet You see re
voting displays OF them in store win.
dows every day. And every day you
see them pictured in the papers
marked down TO sl.9S."
Take the wings OF the morning, and
the Barcan desert pierce-go as far
as you like, as far back as Dudgen' =
Corners or as far up as Medicine Hat
and the puffs are there before you
No. you cannot escape them. And
you dare not ignore them.
So We might as we'll face them. We
might as well accept them as a ter
rible fact to be bravely faced and
calmly and dispassionately analysed
We should go about IL TO solve the
mystery OF their being as the devot
ed scientist seeks TO track to Its
secret lair the deadly bacillus OF can
Ger or OF any other deadly disease.
In sooth they are disease, SO "a
speak. And many OF them, moreover
are fraught with disease-leprosy, for
instance.
Why. then, do women wear them
IL can scarcely be urged with rea
son that they wear them to please
men. since nine men out of every ten
abominate them Women know this
For women, however foolish they
may be, are no fools. Paradox, OF
course-but so Is the eternal fem
mime.
Neither can II we'll be urged that
they wear them because they are
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-12-31
FASHIONS

1t Is said that the Dutch neck will
increase in popularity as the season
advances.
Large roses and sprays OF leaves
made OF fine white leather are used
as hat trimmings.
Many OF the chiffon warehouses are
embroidered in oriental colors. Some
have bits of tapestry inserted.
New bands for the hair are latticed
and covered with gold tissue and I'm.
ished with bows of gold ribbon.
Many OF the new empire gowns are
finished with cord and tassels where
skirt and bodice meet.
Handsome belts are made of man
DARN embroideries.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-12-31
: The Remarkable Case of Puffs

convenient. or are comfortable on0
soothing, or because they save uu~&
or because they further ecououy<
There is hardly room for any aTg4'
ment in these regards.
Can IL then be said that they wear
them because they enhance the beau
ty OF the wearer-speaking from the
absolute standpoint. irrespective Of
what the fool men may think about
II?
Let's see. What are our most
cherished and exalted types of fem
mime beauty-the world standards o.
loneliness that stand unQuestioned
from generation to generationf The
Venus de Milo-did she wear puffb?
Mona Lisa-was she ever guilty o.
them? The Sistine Madonna--the
Virgin of Murillo's Immaculate Com,
ception-did they, perhaps, wear 'emf
ana the marvellous Aphrodite or
Cnidus-did Praxiteles. perhaps, rep
resent her as wearing tangled links
OF liver-wurst in her hair? sI
Perish the thoughts God forbid
that We should ever even dream Of
the Mona Lisa pranked with puffs.
Why then do women wear EN-?
Ask anybody or anything on earth.
Ask the first woman you meet. AS
the Sphinx. Ask the last oracle on
| the frontiers Of the world And a
thousand years from now, II you
might wait that long and your ears
might then be turned to catch the
whisper OF an echo SO old, some blank
granite cliff on the brow Of Sorata or
some sheer bare rock high up In the
higher Himalayas would give you
back your answer:
Why"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-12-31
CYNTHIA GREY'S
CORRESPONDENTS

Dear Miss Grey What will remove
brown blotches off my face?-E. n. G.
A.: Take outdoor exercise and cold
Daths Keep the diet simple. Fresh
fruits. lemonade. buttermilk, water
drinking, raw vegetables, such as let
tuce, celery, radishes and cabbage, all
are good. Keep bowels regular. Avoid
face lotions In excess, rich or pasty
foods. tea, coffee and late hours. Wash
face In hot CASTLE soap suds, rinse In
plain hot and then cold water.
Dear Miss Grey: % In going TO
an entertainment with a girl, which
should take the lead from the door
to the seat? (2) In introducing a
cousin TO girl which name should
be spoken rst?-Will
A: o. The girl, If there's an ush-
er-her escort. If not. CD II the
cousin is man introduce him to the
girl. IL a woman. and older. intro
duce the girl to her. 1; girl OF the
same age. no difference.
Dear Miss Grey: % work In the
same Office with a young man who
pays a great deal of attention to me
Would 1t be proper for me TO ask him
TO call, or should | wait for him "a
ask? CD | have a boy friend who
wants to go with me. but | find he
goes with several girls. Should
have anything to do with him.
Blue-Eyed Blond.
A.: % Wait for him to ask. (2)
Whv not9 Thera'g M raason IN aarth
why he shouldn't go with dozen
girls, II he is not engaged to you.
Dear Miss Grey: What will darker
a childs dark hair which Is streakeC
| with red?-Constant Reader.
A: Better let it alone. One pei
cent solution of silver nitrate used tC
moisten all the hair will darken it, but
new hair will not be changed. Dry
In sun.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-12-31

ing any political status. The lout who
couldn't maintain a home is always
wrought up for fear the suffragists are
going TO destroy domestic serenity.
On t'other hand, organized labor
and the farmers union, two bodies OF
men who are indefatigable grub-get-
ters, are not bit afraid OF granting
rights TO women. Having Individually
given TO their women all they can
they are anxious for society In gener
al 10 extend them more.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-12-31

Among those who declared them
selves were Senator Burkett. Of Ne
braska; Senator Piles, OF Washing
ton. and Senator Warner. OF Missouri.
and Rep. Fassett. OF New York. Rep
Dalzell, of Pennsylvania. who had
narrow escape from defeat. Joined In
the chorus.
President Taft has expressed no
opinion publicly on the subject and
some Of his friends say he 10 not seek
ing denomination.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-12-31
Miss Dlpekles Goes Hunt Up Neglected Relative incidentally
Have corking Time.
scHAEFER -

ooh, bow-wow," muttered Carrye
81 guess we're buffaloed."
Don't get WOODY" | advises her
IF I'd thought of 1t I'd wrote her
to have the train met with her whiZ2
wagon The place is most likely one
of those noble old residences that
proudly resist the onward sweep OF
trade and guess it's a little tacky
around there to pass through. Wei
go TO a hotel"
Well, We went to a hotel and sal
up half the night discussing whether
Aunt Blanche would give many swell
functions in our honor and whether
she had a box at the opera. We
agreed that we'd burst in upon Aunt
Blanche in the morning
(Continued)
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-12-31

We're in Chicago, but not yet at
Aunt Blanche's.
Carrye Caracul and me was going
10 rush right off to Aunt Blanche's,
shuck off our travelling toys, slip in
to evening gowns and sit right down
to dinner with Aunt Blanche and
then go to rest on two-piece mat
tress as a change from our corn
shucks at home, D. But there was a
hitch.
We asked a cop in front OF the
depot how to get to Aunt Blanche's.
He looked at the address and whis-
tied, sort of funny like.
Better not go to that address to-
night" grunts the cop. And when
you DO, take a cab and n body guard.