The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-10-05
mr. TOPICS iROIT TOWN


Even that eternal question. what
privileges docs man hIV along with
/. theatre seat. l. cnpahl" II new vari-
ations one ~ them wa INTRODUCED
rhe other night in = Broadway hous".
In IN" middle Il an orchestra ruW at
woman with an arp"tit" trr candy
With ten cents ~" pp"ned IN" candy
hnS ~ he scat % truut 4 her AMI at"
half a doSen Ch"ru.ht"> "" tr-' Don
on nor right was "tnT'."l newt. then a.
tho woman = aI,pstl'" wps = u 'IUh pI''-ass't
she -ought me rput"'ts 4 The L"N ma
~" lar I'4, seat was uCcup"d hv q
dsierm,ued boxing nan
Said the W.'ntU Do vpu fu'ud n !
drop m = dime aud get III" caudv "ut
Of that bux''
he -aid h.. dill
why sad "a" Won ar" lot "a''ns
it
-Hut NAV want q Iatur" laave.-
said hc and | don't IYt.nd o. sign nv
riyh' aSav When l"ugHt th'S seat
! ais, bought III. priv'l.g" Il eating The
candy n want - Mavl. d,n : want
~ but the candy - mime =" long ~ ]
Ell here aud uphuiy Us" ra- any night
to ~
SiX chocolate waters having thus h'-~n
raised 90 moral !>-ue W." woman
app~a ed t. the usher Nj INIT ' want
~. chocolates ~. -aii -hut because
I want - know wEat = what Whom
does that CANDY helorg t.. I'm ~ III"
! honse''
! The usher SAID he would give u uP
So did evervbody els" app"1l-'l 90 give
! IL no except the man with TIE andy
Ne sat light
Congressman Herbsrt Parsons got
: OTTO T Bannsrds goat ~ th" seven
tenth district Republican Senatorial
con, ertion IN Eidoradu Hall lat Friday
night Mr. R1nnard WIS chairman ~
the convention, and after Cornelius Van
d.r1tli had seconded senator Agnews
nomination par-ur- arD-e and sad
-Ths.e were many tune Yesterday
when I dii NOT know whether VS. Roiug
. o. I've through u {" '"li ~" A." "r not
( The ~ people IN the hali bros" int
7 laurNt.- suppo-ng ne Wa rci"r-in &
,p the struggle - Saratoga. The speaker
NV their mistake immediately anu
hastily added
1 mean corning hnm" had a." pleasure
~ riding m Mr. Rannard- automobile
and y hen ! read the sign Nr"'ed limit.
ten miles an hour. | -hgdd"Tel How
lot w. went - urne- | fear Ia estimate.
nIt snow 49, covered 30 miles IN eIgh'
hours
chairman Bannard Ieapsd to his feet
aud demonstrated.
: -No~ I wish al t. bear witness. he
exclaimed That IN the gentleman =
hours thlrty miles an hour which u
the -u.s.d limit out where Ne wsT"
IA. .aId some more. bat It couldn't he
heard aud Parsons finally said
We'll anyway. there are lot ~ farmers
along orr hna of progress who will not
have - Use The hatchet for their sunday
. chicken dinners.
The hiIlpo-tcr had one poster left and
no cpnspiru1us place 20 nit II. "" stood
on tho corner and wondered what he
.hoIId do with II. Presently an Italian
woman c,-rying q hIg load 81 wood on
her head passed by.
sRettrr than a Broadway electric
tower for my business, said he.
pastshru-h and paste were requisi
toned the poster was Clapped on IN"
nerambulating Voodpile and for fifteen
MINUTES the over curious Broadway crowd
ztaDpsd turned and even followed Ia
learn something about tho commodity
that va. advertised IN that novel manner.
Now lock ~ that order said tho
d.l.cat~~-en dealer as he hung up IN"
receiver here's customer VIII" wants 1
a dozen eggs and she asks me to send them I,
half white and half dark -h"lled. You !
400 sha from R0ston. where every ono
prefers brown eggs. while her husband
IL an No To date View Yorker and wants 4
white egg for his breakfast But don't |
have MANY such mixed orders. ne /
demand l. all for white eggs nowadays
i wonder said the woman. why |
restaurant managers always decorate !
their tables with flowers 40 bag and bright |
a. headlights Why don't they choose I
dainty. delicate hued blossoms In-tead7
They dent cpst any more.
In the long run they do said the man. !
because tho women swipe 80 many ~ 1
thnn that a howl 81 flowers haE 10 he 4
reflIrd several times IN the course ~ the |
evening Fl0Wcrs as big NJ n sunhover I
balk that kind ~ Rrsft Nobody can get !
away With them without being caught. ;
and the most shameless CRATER doesn't ,
wish 10 invite exposure in big restau- Z
rant
You can 'alk rll you want about IN" .
way sowe people want tn jump m tall
buildingS. but the men who walk rho
elevated tracks can sympathiz" with /
thorn aid q man the other day whose !
business u - To work along the elevated ,
railroad lines and See that everything ~ !
ia good condition
Track walkers often have the same
impulse 10 step on the third rail that !
climbers have TO Jump. You walk along
and $50 that shining rod ~ steel and !
watch the aunliRhf glisten on II and then
the thought comes To Won. II ! step on 7
that n will kill me and then you wonder /,
how % would feel 10 just put your toe /
on a.
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