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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1910-02-01
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1910-02-01
Baltimore W.T., sicnaag. ben [. Tebruar 1910


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tic bon $4,000 geruitbt 81 bobcn. per
bnitet unb bierbcr gebrad,t mprbcn.
@ic eS lhcint, mar Die @eitid,tc
iiber ieine 9eraublmg cine Griil-
nltud.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1910-02-01
tSabrney's Yad)t geid)eitcrt.

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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1910-02-01
NMn1nter u Befer,
Sentidc Sparbanf bon Baltimore.

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Often tdalld bon bic 3 iibr.
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Die Geloer peroen nur in ioIioen Mftieu nno
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3, Senyp Soldier, Sarrp e. 9inbemnnn
Sobert eange. &3ecrae g. dubfi.
QurI 2ieberfnedbt, Sbabmeiter.
Wm. Sptlman. SiifssS S6aemeifcr
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1910-02-01

gdRe iar's Auslano beiprgt 6. &aine, if3
Cit.Saltimure,sir.. uahe Gnitum ounie.Ape.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1910-02-01

Nle Nc1lerlln0 llll0 olr lld0tlldlcn
@cb0rOen MAIDEN ulle in ibrcr aratt
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Siunbe 81 Stlnoe troitloicr Nnl
1d)linnlIten lii ole Situation III oel
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-10
SWITCHMEN ACCUSED
OF WHOLESALE THEFT
BY Associated Press.


KANSAS CITY. April 9.-PoIice today
arrested ten switchmen in the employ
ment OF the Kansas City Southern rail-
road on a charge that they have been
operating a syndicate for the wholesale
stealing of goods In transit over the COM
pany's lines.
Between $50. 900 and 500. 900 worth of
merchandise has been stolen from cars by
the syndicate in the last two years. Of
flcials say. Last month a 100000 short
age was recorded.
The men under arrest are Joseph Fitz-
gerald. Frank Jones, c. II. Culver S. r.
Stafford, II, 4. Bagwei. NJ. Allen, j, p.
Murphy. c. c.. Hiatt, G. c. Brewer and
l.. e. Parlin. All are members OF three
crews.
The crew foreman whose name is con-
cealed is alleged TO have laid plans for
robbing the cars.
Clothing. dress goods firearms, liquor.
cigars. shoes, foodstuffs and even lawn
mowers have been stolen, Some Of il
was disposed OF TO stores and saloons.
Other articles, the police assert, were
found in the houses OF some of the sus-
poets. Several truckloads of stolen goods
have been recovered.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-10
ROSY COLOR
Produced by Postum

HWhen a person rises from each meal
with a ringing in the ears and general
sense of nervousness, 1T is a common
habit to charge it to deranged stomach
81 found IL was caused from drinking
coffee, which | never suspected for
long time, but found by leaving off cof
fee that the disagreeable feelings went
away.
II was brought to think of the sub
ject by getting some Postum and this
brought me out of trouble.
ffIt is a most appetizlng and invIg-
Grating beverage and has been Of such
great benefit to me that [ naturally
speak Of it from time to time as oppor
tunity offers.
GA lady friend complained to me that
she had tried Postum, but it did not
taste good. In reply to my question she
said she guessed she boiled it about ten
minucs ! advised her to follow direc-
tions and know that she boiled it fifteen
OF twenty minutes, and she would have
something worth talking about. A short
time ago heard one of her children say
that they were drinking Postum now
a-days, SO ] Judge she succeeded in
making it good, which is by no means a
difficult task.
"The son of one of my friends was
been drinking Postum, has a fine color.
There is plenty Of evidence that Postum
actually does make red Blood as the
famous trade mark says,'
Read "The Road TO Wellville,' found
in pkgs. "There s Reason
Ever read the above letter. A new
one appears from time to time. Thoy
arc genuine, true, and full of human in
tC;e5t.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-10
TWENTY-FIVE CENTS
TO STOP THAT ITCH

Eczema sufferers VINO have never
tried the oil of wlntergreen compound
(known as D. D, D. Prescription), are
now enabled to get a trial bottle Of this
recognized remedy at only 25 cents
This is a special offer. this compound
having sold for over ten years in $l.0o
bottles.
The oil Of wintergreen as compounded
with thymol and other healing ingre
dients in d. D. d. Prescription is now
recognized by scientists in both America
and Europe, 1t takes away the itch
the very moment it is washed into the
skin and the cures all seem TO be perma.
nent. At any rate, we ASSURE you
that the itch is allayed INSTANTLY;
we know this and VOUCH for it. Hence,
we specially urge a trial-now-while
the patient can get bottle at only %
cents Be sure to ask for the oil as
properly compounded under the name of
D. D. ID. Prescription.
Schramm-J ohnson Drues-Five Stores
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-10

have been marked with anxiety, diff.
Guilty and distress, but tomorrow l hope
to be able to say, as undoubtedly many
around ME are saying that in n large
measure the object has been attained
with a good prospect of ultimately
reaching the goal.
Zone great truth dominates all other
thoughts 1t is that nobody can do
anything wisely without Gods inspira-
tioE and blessing Try always to pre-
serve living spiritual contact with
God Do not pray and then forget
God Lear him always in your thoughts
and consult him always respecting your
purposes AS the years pass he will
speak more clearly to you and your
confidence and wisdom will grow stead
ily.'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-10
FOUR SCORE AND ONE
FOR VETERAN BOOTH
Salvation Army Chief Issues
Address on Eve of Eighty
First Birthday.
Special Cable 10 The Tribune.

Special Cable TO The Tribune
LONDON, April 9.-General Booth,
Salvation Army chief, issued the fol
lowing address for tomorrow on the
anniversary of his eighty first birth.
day:
81 intend to pass the day quietly
at home, when shall be 81 Sixty five
years ago I aimed to throughout life
please my heavenly father by Civ
ing help to the SHINING and suffering
people around me, and to assure to my
self an entrance into the kingdom of
heaven at the journey end In pass
ing one milestone after another on the
path through life, 1 have again and
again asked myself, anxiously and
hope honestly, 'How well have I kept
TO the path ] have chosen and what
progress has been made?' Some years
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-10
LACK OF P0LITENESS IN
CHICAGO COMMENTED UPON
BY Associated Press.

BY ASSoclalcd Fress.
CHICAGO. April 9.-Chicago does
not lead in politcness to foreign guests
nor even attain rank with cities re.
ceiving honorable mention, according
TO DIR. Paul J. Good of the University
of Chicago, who is one of three repre-.
sentatives of the federal government
escorting the committee of Japanese in
its tour last fall.
Good gave an illustrated lecture on
the tour and its significance at the art
institute last evening. He spoke of the
uniform courtesy exhibited by the Jan
anese commission toward American in
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-10
Nc DONALD'S
COFFEE.COc0A
w Ill UNDO I =,

stitutions and customs. contrasting 1t
with the marked lack of politeness,
which he said was shown by their hosts,
particularly during dinner speeches by
the visitors.
CAT Washington, Indianapolis and
ST. Louis he said. twas real cour'
tesy apparent. At Detroit American
manners were abominable, and at Phil
adelphia they were at their worst.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-10
Postal Changes.
Tho Tribune

Special to The Tribune,
WASHINGTON. D. c.. April 9.-Post-
office at Willow Point. Humboldt county.
Nevada has been discontinued and mail
will be sent to Winnemucca,
The name OF the postoffice 'iPinchot," +"
in Idaho. has been changed. IL Is in Sem
ator Heyburn's county.
Pocatello, Ida. will be allowed two ad-
ditional city carriers April IS.
Wyoming postmasters appointed: Pail
sade. Uinta county, Jane Horner: Wam-
suttcr, Sweetwater county, Andrew Bur
gas
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-10

Numerous models have been provided for
the little fellows from 213 to 16-nobby styles
and neat pattern effects. Suits s.. 50, 49, So 80,
81, S. up to $12 Wash fabrics SOC to S.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-10
BRAKEMAN IS HELD
FOR A FATAL WRECK
BY Associated Press.

ny AhSOCldNSu
BURLINGTON. Kas.. April 9,-s. ].
Edsall. engineer, and Fred Poyner head
breakman on the Missouri Pacific freight
train which crashed through Missouri
Kansas and Texas passenger train at
Moody Junction last October. killing a
passenger. will be tried on the charge OF
man slaughter. The case is the first ever
brought In Kansas in which the train
crew is held for trial
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-10
FOR JEWELS
BURIED BY RECLUSE
BY Associated Press.

BY Associated Press.
NEWARK, N. J.. April o.
With the body of Mrs. Catherine
Ann Todd. an aged recluse who
died this week at Whitehouse,
N. j., was buried today the Sc
cret Of the whereabouts of
small fortune in Jewels which
she inherited from relatives.
Before she died Mrs. Todd told
the authorities that several re-
cent excursions which she made
into wooded tracts a few miles
from her homo were for the pur.
pose Of hiding her wealth. The
woman left no near relatives,
but many persons in the vicinity
who are her heirs at law are
securing the region for traces of
the hidden jewels The value of
the Jewels is said to exceed $l0,-
900.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-10

These may furnish basis for the
legislative investigation to follow,
Boasts were made by some of the leg
islators of a highly dangerous char
acter With confederation they would
furnish Governor Fort with ammunition
TO chastise his enemies, One repre-.
sentative was speaking on a very I'M
portant bill when spitball hurled by
pretty girl in the gallery hit him on
the cheek. He looked up and saw
bejeweled damsel drinking from a bot
tie. Interrupting his speech, he called
eayly, "Hello Maudie.''
sfHello, Kid called back Maudie,
amid laughter, After a time, as the
wine flowed more freely. number of
the women were invited into COM
mittee room, where an impromptu
luncheon consisting of beer whisky
and champagne was served. The wom-
en- danced and shouted and sang, and
the language used by the men was of
the after midnight variety. High
kicking exhibitions were given, and
one woman was going to give her ver-
sion of the Salome dance when a MEM
Der who had not taken sufficient to
enjoy the fun tried TO shower cold
water upon the performance. Accord
ing to the latest account, we was
elected forthwith.
Reaches Violent Stage.
One of the women walked INSTEAD
ily through the house and hurled
book at the head OF Clerk Parker,
Clerk Parker did not like this and
he exclaimed angrily: "Cut out that
monkey business Mamie; that goes
and / don't give a damn who did it!
The revelry became worse as the
night grew older and new revelations
will come as the bolder things which
were said and done.
Assemblyman Mark Sullivan, minor.
ity leader, today wrote a letter to
Governor Fort, asking that a special
session be called to investigate tho sto
ries of the alleged debauchery.
AT the same time Joseph FreEng-
hausers, president of the state senate,
mas asked the attorney general wheth
er he has authority to order an extra
waiting for the governor to act
There wee some startling state
ments made by the Rev. George w.
Rideont of the Anti-Saloon league,
who charged one lobbyist who took
part in the orgy with being white
slaver.'
All previous accusations are mild
with those of Rev. Mr.. Ride
out He says several assemblymen
took women into tho ante"rooms and
that later pieces of women's wearing
apparel were found in the rooms.
Rev. Mr.. Rideout, acting for the
State Association Of Ministers, says
he will ask for warrant for the
wealthy contractor who supplied the
women for the entertainment.
You will never experience the full
pleasure of Z" fireplace - until you have
tried "Hiawatha Coal" for sale by all
daa1srS
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-04-10

You will never experience the full
pleasure of % fireplace until you have
tried " Hiawatha Coal for sale by all
dealers.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-07-28
Comfort for Users of Tires.

Owners of automobiles are finding the incerasing prices of tires burden some There is a probability that the continuous exactions of the tire manu- facturerz may cut down the sales of motor cars The excuse for putting up prices. of course. is the scarcity of rubber: and the impression conveyed is that there is mo money in the tire business" This is not in harmony with the statement that the stockholders of a tire com pany have called a meeting fcf- the purpose of issuing s1O, 900, 900 preferred stock. half of which is to be applied to the payment of a stock dividend" This indicates that the tire company is not in need of synpa tiny, arfd that users of tires have contribut- e1 a S5.000. GOO melon" of which they do not get a slice when the cutting takes piace--Providenc Journal.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-07-28
State Taxes Skipped.

Minnesota is the first in the United States to find that there is so much money in the state treasury that there vEl be no need of making call for state taxes another year. The state treasury has a surplus of about S4,00O-- eco. much of which has come through she courts in the readjustment of for est land deals and inheritance taxation has piled up a good many dollars II is said to be legal to skip a year of taxation and make use of the funds on hand to pay state bills There is not enough reserve to make the procedure permanent. but there is no telling w'at may happen in such thrifty state That could hardly happen in a state where the forests had been cut off and the land settled for farms. but the states which have cut down the for eS-s and uzed the lands for more profit able purpose have more wealth with which tc pay the taxes assessed in the regular way With settlement pro- gressing all the time. il is hardly prob able that another state will ever reach e. condition in which it will not have to collect funds for a year to pay the bills of government If Minnesota were settled as Massachusetts is there would be no such depending on the sales of woodlands products to pay the general taxes--Norcester Telegram.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-07-28
ANNOUNCEMENTS
BREED THEATER.
"The Long Trail" Strong Indian
 Drama.

In the strong Indian story of the feature picture for the Breed thea4er for the remainder of the week, is shown the sure and unswerving jus rfce of the frontier A renegade, Meii, who has killed an old Indian in the attempt to rob his traps, is pursued through summer and winter by tzTo voysgeurs- Finally. after seemingly ursurmountable obstacles have been overcome Med is captured and brought hack to the post for punishment In ferwoven with the main incident is the very beautiful and touching story of Natoosha- daughter of the Indian Killed by Meti. whose devotion and gratitude to the avengers of her ia -her forms a theme of heart interest
 No attempt of overdrawn ideas of the great land of snow. but actual scenes taken from true situations. pre- sonfing one of the best film stories Of the season.
 There is also one of the incompar- able comedies of the Biograph com rzny called The Midnight Cupid, which tells an interesting story, which Is. inter<persed with excruciatlngly funny incidents and delightful act ing.
 Miss Hampton will appear again in the seasons latest offerings in the il- illustrated song line and is sure to de- rirht her many hearers.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-07-28
Colonist's Three Years Work.

A bright example of what a young man may accomplish within a few years on the land in Australia is fur r1shed by the experience of w G. Smart. who three years ago took up a selection of 500 acres from the gov cram ent on the Nam mbucca river in New South Wales. By working his land thoroughly" writes the Sydney Mnrning Herald, and adhering to rn>dern methods, this farmer has one of The finest farm exhibits that a farm on rich alluvial soil could produce. He had altogether 274 exhibits in the re- cent Bowral show The land is not irrigated MT Smart is only 23 years of age The exhibit included manu- fActurss such as soap, candles. pickles. potato starch. cayenne pepper. There are very fine specimens of maize (wAfte and yeilow), rye straw. wheat en- oaten and barley hay and different <rufts"
Norwich bulletin., 1910-07-28
VIEWS AND VARIETIES
Clever Sayings

The man l marry must have cons mon sense," said the naughty one. s'TIe won't" the other answered bitterly Buffalo Express.
 control? Gillis-Almogt There yvsra 25 reporters and newspaper phos tographers there when I aeft,-Puclos
 Kilby-I made enough money fa stocks last week to buy a touring car. Dane-You didn't do 1t, did you? KiIby NO, but wish had now.--Boston Transcript.
 He talks '1ike book" saIs gFB
 Admirers all say, lADf
 What pity he doeEn'R HT"
 Shut up the same way.
 Catholic Standard
 'Did yez hear tn news. Jawn2" T did not" "Arizony and New Mexico have como into the union" l"Good, Who was the walkin' diIigata Sn that case ?"--St. Louis Post Despatch.
 Madge-She said.I put rouge on my face to deceive people. Wasn't that The way you put 1t on doesn't deceive anybody.-Ally Siopers Half-EIpliday.
 Mother" said Htde Ethie, ~novN that you're in mourning for Cousin Adelaide, will you wear black nights dresses, too" What an absurd Quess ton, child" "Oh. I only thought you might be as sorry at night as you were during the day." ventured Ethel -Harper's BazaaE.
 Jones-He seems a very nice yOInni man. Whats his profassionR Brown He's a social botanist. Jones--And what is that pray? Brown--Ch. wa invite him especially to give attention to our Wers!-Illustrated Bits.
 T must hurry home at once" "But you've been yhere only ten days and you intended to remain two weeks" l" 'I know. but I must go back at once. I've just received q letter from my husband telling me to stay an0t1ieR week if I'm enjoying myselfY-DetFoit Free Press.
 -'Why did he leave all his money to the black sheep of the family T' He said the other children were too good to go to jail" ''WeIl2" "And | he wanted to fix iA so the black sheep would be too rioh."-Washington IIer- aid.
 Keep me fin trouble" was the advlce an actor recently gave to a dramatist | whom he had commissioned to write a | play for him. That should have been | easy. It was only necessary for the | dramatist to give him the part of a married man on a salary.-Chicagd Record Herald.
 Run. boys, runl" exclaimed little Willie. as he turned back from where the crowd was beginning to gather | Whats tho matterH asked one of his companions. They've arrested a | crazy man there. He says his auto- mobile was goin' more than 20 miles an hour when 1t ran over the old | lady."-Chicago Record Herald.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-07-28
It Does Not Pay.

Making a fortune on the stock ex- change looks easy as rolling off a log if a man only had money enough to iEet into the game A bank cashier has far better means of information re- gzrdtng securities than the aVera ge man has and he has plenty of money at his command, if he has no con scisuce- But how many men have spec ulated with other peoples money and got ahead The assistant secretary of the Louisville fidelity trust played the Knne for ten years and got found out at last Instead of becoming a millionaire by the process he has suuzndered the banks surplus of s1.- 40.0c0 and stands under the shadow of the peuitentiary, branded with in fanny It is still true, in spite of all appearances to the contrary, that the way of the transgressor is hard.-PhiI. H4efphis Record