Gilpin observer., 1910-09-15
OBSERVATIONS

OUT OF gear.
Don't Judge a woman by the clothes
| she don't wear.
The aeroplanists can't be blamed
for putting on airs.
When silence is golden it Is funny
where all the heiresses come from.
The aeroplane has not as yet dim
med the luster Of the good roads
movement.
It's a peculiar anomaly that Roose-
welt should have his talking head
quarters at Oyster Bay.
! A mans thinnest, flimsiest ex-
cuses are the ones that cast the
largest shadow of suspicion.
Chicago girls couldn't wear the
new hobble skirts if they had to get
into them the way a man does into
his trousers.
The coming young man has to go
some these days.
Those who have never felt sorrow
or grief are in no position to SYM
pathize with those who have.
The county optionists don't intend
to give candidates any option about
one plank of their platforms.
Don't growl about things that don't
go right-but don't be satisfied with
something that can be done better.
In attempting to evade the new
rate law, the Pullman Sleeping Car
company says it is right on the verge
of BANKRUPTCY. Aw, now, wake up!
It's funny how Nature reversed her,
self sometimes. Where the temper
ance wave goes it leaves dry" ter.
ritory. and where it don't go the ter
ritory is wet"
i A New York minister puts the
blame onto Adam for the loss Of the
Garden of Eden. What did Adam care
about the Garden, anyway, as long
as he had Eve.
A st. Louis county, Mimi, prisoner
took off his shoes in the court room
and it took three deputy sheriffs to
get them on again. Gee! they must
have been strong!
| A scientist tries to make us be-
lieve that the human body is seven.
eighths water. We know that must be
a mistake because that much water
would not boil over as easy as some
people do.
A French savant thinks he has
solved race suicide. His idea is to
compel bachelors to either get mar
ried or serve several years in the
army. probably believing that they
will prefer the former kind of war
fare to the, latter.
| Don't refuse to go to church be-
cause there are too many sinners in
1.-THE chances are you would find
something to elevate you, anyway.
Besides. you might as well refuse to
go to hospital because there are
too many sick people there.
DR.. Crippen's capture was due to
the fact that one Of the boat crew
had his suspicious aroused by dis.
covering that the doctors travelling
companion had her trousers "hitched
up" with safety pin-but she was
masQuerading in boys clothing.
When most of the imported goods
we buy are grown and put up right
in our own United States, the tariff
hadn't ought to affect US very much.
The aeroplane may seem to offer
an unusually safe manner for Grim.
dnals to avoid successful pursuit, but
they can never escape the laws Of
gravity.
We have heard that the latest fash
must conform with their hair. We've
seen some women who haven't got
much hair.
There are about 10000 more people
IN the employ of the government
than there were last year. That's
where some of the increased number
of optimists come from.
1t is we'll to keep your shoulders
back and your head erect-but don't
carry it SO high in the air that you
cant see your neighbors-just carry
1t high enough to overlook their
faults.
| The professor Of an Illinois college
says that the much maligned skunk
is good to eat. Such a dish would
strike US as good one to follow
and subdue the odor Of, meal of
limburger.
February will have 29 days "a
times in this century-the largest
possible number. The fellow who ar.
ranges these things must have real
lied that in this husthng age we
need all the time we can get.
According to the lie Seuer News
there Is a couple In st. Paul claim.