davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29

Sample trees OF the large thin
shelled Louisiana peran trees were
brought to the editorial rooms Of the
Evening Sun today by Mr.. James F.
Estes, 1889 Harrison street. Mr..
Estes takes much interest in forestry
and has over 1000 Of the small tree
in his yard. The trees will bear In
ten years, and are highly priced
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29

suits Filed In Circuit Court.
c. I. Knott. administrator ot .he
estate OF Samuel Potts. hied suit
agains, Caroline P0tts. ct al. for
the sale OF two tracts OF land located
In the county in the settlement OF
the estate.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29

YoU DON'T HAVE To WATT.
Every dose makes you feel better. Lax-
Fos keeps your whole insides right
Sold on the Money Back plan every
where Price soc.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29

Personally appeared before me
the Let day Of April. 1910, r. D.
MacMillen. Business Manager Of The
Sun. who afirms that the foregoing
y true and correct statement Of It's
circulation for the month Of March,
TO the best OF his knowledge and be-
nsf.
PETER PURYBAR.
Notary Public.
Ny commission expires January
10, 1917.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29

The following extract from one OF
the most prominent newspapers Of
Texas will be of interest TO the
friends of Murrell Buckner. a farm
er Paducah boy, who Is now quite
prominent in the Lone Star state:
"Murrell l.. Buckner. of Dallas. is
at the Rice hotel. Mr.. Buckner ar
rived in the city early yesterday
morning from Dallas. Speaking OF
the political situation in North Texas,
Mr.. Buckner said to representative
of The Post: 'Colquitt will carry Dali
las county for governor in the July
primary election. There is no ques-
tion about it. Mr.. Buckner in the
campaign OF 1906 was Mr.. Colquitt's
campaign manager in Dallas. and the
gentleman never goes OF half-cocked
In any statement made by him"
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29

Although they were reared in Pa
ducah together and were boyhood
chums, Joseph Mattison, sexton Of
Oak Grove cemetery, failed TO rec
ognize Joe Chaudet, now Of Grand
Rivers. when they met down town
this morning after being separated
for thirty years. you're Joe Mat
tlson." said Mr.. Chaudet. looking at
Mr.. Mattison, when they met,
Look at me Joe; we were brought
up together and I'll bet you can't tell
my name," said Mr.. Chaudet. Mr..
Mattison started after his spectacles
to take a better look at the old
friend when Mr.. Chaudet revealed his
name. "Why you know old Joe
Chaudet," he said. "Well I will, :"
said Mr.. MattiEon and he streatched
out his hand. II was hearty hand
shake. Mr.. Chaudet left Paducah
thirty years ago and was a mere boy
He is now a prosperous farmer at
Grand Rivers, but we'll remembered
Mr. Mattison.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-29

THE NORTH SIDE ORCHESTRA.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-05-14
Weather and Crop Notes.

~ .Caps;-i.ps j piuvius is partial, to say
the least, und showers his favors else
where to our sorrow and detriment.
Last Sunday morning, we we're jubilant
for tune, all appearances indicating a
dowupour. but it was only freak rain.
The crops are parching and the fresh
water supply is exhausted in many CHS.
terms. Following isan extract from the
official "Crop report issued by the State
Board Of Agriculture, which was furn.
ished by its local correspondent: 4The
situation right now is very alarming, in.
deed, and il the drought is not broken
very soon, worry little Of any crop will be
made. The last corn planted is fast dis.
appearing and some Of the first is more
or less parched.
The same condition exists in the cane
crop. the stubble showing less damage
done by the cold weather and long
drought; spring plant is poor and shows
more the effect of the weather. The rice
crop itself is not what it should be and
small crop is anticipated on account Of
condition and low water
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-05-14
Learning to Slide.
(PjctMre ,yEu0V. ]

Having studied this picture, ! think Of
this story: Once, q family lived in Eu-
rope. They had pond by the house and
every morning it was covered with ice.
One morning. Blanche. the biggest girl,
asked her mother to let them try to slide
ON the ice. "Yes,' answered her mother
Her father heard when the mother
said yes. 60 he went to seo II the ice was
solid. Que place was not sohd. He put
u post there with q sign on which was
written sDanger.'
He came back home and told them to
go. but cautioned them, saying that one
place was not solid. Blanche went,
Richard and Anna following. When they
reached the pond, Blanche went first
When she saw the post, with q sigu
written 4Danger' thereon, shs tried to
stop. fearing to fall in the hole.
Richard was frightened. Anna thought
that he was going to fall, 90 she went t
catch him. They then went home, feeling
happy, for no one had gotten hurt.
Mathilde Becnel.
Evergreen School,
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-05-14


Dear Mr.. Miller:
In reply to your lett er of May 2. | beg
to say that during my recent visit 70
New Orleans, had tbe pleasure Of ex-
smining the various measures which wers
prepared to carry into effect the re-
commsndations ,naiy BY your Board for
tho better protectioH Of native game and
the establishment cf game refugees.
Louisiana is ESPECIALLY rich in the
number and variety Of it's waterfowl. and
in the abundance Of its deer and other
kinds Of game Inlshort. the natural 70.
sources Of the State in birds and game
are surpassed by those Of very few other
States and under ts0per regulations can
not only be maintained indefinitely, but
may be made to yisld substantial in.
como. Until very Recently these resources
have been exploited for the pecuniary
advantage OF . comparatively small
number Of people, instead Of being con.
sistently developed under board and
well defined policy tor the benefit Of the
general public. The measures which have
been suggested as the result Of the ex-
perience OF our Commission win I'M.
doubtedly 90 Tar toward conserving one
.of the greatest natnffL resources OF the
State. Respectfully,
T.6 Palmer,
In Charge Of Game Preservation.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-05-14

Recommending the passage Of laws
looking 10 the reclamation Of undrained
land0s
sUrging laws preventing the pollution
Of the states stream, rivers and other
waters.
~Rscommeniing that whatever VI
gislosion 80 psdpossd or shs W6rid'l
Panama Expedition, the people Of the
state should vote ON at the Congressional
elections next November
Hon. Paul N. Bossier, our representive
was sworn in and Speaker Dupre ap-
pointed him on the following important
committees: psnitenciary. public health
and quarantine. constitutional and OK.
ecutive message.
Speaker Dupre. in his opening address
to the House. said .Not more laws, but
more enforcement OF the laws we have.
and this sentiment Of the speaker meets
with public approval.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-05-14
Desecration Of Public Ediiics.

' Unknown parties, evil-minded and
bent on malicious mischief visited the
Edgard High School Building during
Sunday night and obscured tho sign
which bears the name Of the building.
BY means Of n lndder.the villains reach
ed the letters and smsared them with q
black paste.
To thus mar the external appearance
Of public building 10 crime against
society which shohld not be condoned.
the more 30 when the means employed
are Of such a revolving nature.
Il . spirit Of jealonsy rampant or does
this dark deed indicate hostility to pub.
lie improvements in our midstg
We can not. for q moment, entertain
such thonghts for we know positively
that the contrary exists.
We are all proud Of our new and
magnificent school building which has
lately been completed. and we deplore
the necessity Of having to chronicle the
vileness of those who seem TO have reach.
ed the depths Of depravity.
Tho Meschacebe brands this night
work an outrage which should call FOL
public condemnation and the severe
punishmsnt Of the guilty parties. should
thsir identity be established.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-05-14

cltissns b appointed " talke past In tn
receptiOa and entsftainuent q ~ Gov.
ern0r md Stats 6upsrinsendent cr othss
speakers on Tho occasion q ths Dedica.
ton Of ~ Leon Godoluaux md Edeard
High Sohools, dats 10 b decided 10 mssl
the sWnvenience of w. upsalFsSs. sY'
GssSWif1 11nm16H or&6 x lHftinG
(Spesk9 ~ ana pvUgfsuI " u ) 5Fn&Sd
Reception committee. receiving speak-
|ers at arrival Of train q Reserve, = fol.
lows: Judge p 3. Edington Chairman.
Messrs. Edward GOdchaux, w. J.. Hart,
Pierre Cassagns T. D. Dyer. H. Bodin,
~. D. Psrniloux, DR.. T.. T Donaldson,
DR.. 8. Montsgut, Chas. st. Martin, D.
Richsruae, j. L. Brun, Aug. Lasseigne.
Geo. Bourgeois. Dr.. y. A. Keller, Eug.
Bourgeois. s. Elfer, III. Reine, F. Mon.
tegut, j. v. Chenet, N. Edrington, p. r.
MONTE and Fathers Badeaux and Tessier.
+ Entertainment Committee or Com
mittee on Lunch aud Refreshment on
West Bank Of the River as follows: Hon.
Paul Berthelot, Chairman, Messrs e. j.
Caire. Eug. Dumez, Alfred Sopgy, A.
Champagne. g. n. Tassin, E. o. Abadie.
Geo. Gendron, e. A. Leger, Z. Laurent,
E. Millet, Frank Brou. p. Barre, j.
Joseph. A. Maggie, N. F. Pecquet, P.
Songy. E. Songy, A. Granier and Father
Castel. All teachers and school officials
are ex.o6icio members OF Ill committees,
and all the public 10 cordially invited.
Moved by Mr.. Gendron and seconded
by Mr.. Leger and carried that the meet
ing adjoarn.
d. RICHARME,
President pro tam.
Atrue copy:
"A. G. BERNARD,
Secretary.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-05-14
Proceedings Of the
Board Of School Directors
Of the Parish Of St. John the Baptist
Edgard, La, May s, 8 0.

Edgard, La. May 5, 90.
The Board met this day in regular see.
sion with all the members present ex-
cept Mr.. Chas. st. Martin, President.
Being in order to elect q temporary
president. it was moved by Mr.. Abadie
and seconded by Mr.. Gendron and car.
ried that Mr.. Richarme be elected Presi-
dent Pro Tenn.
The minutes of the last meeting were
read and upon motion Of Mr.. Gendrou
and seconded by Mr.. Leger and carried
same were adopted as read.
Moved by Mr.. Cassagne and seconded
by Mr.. Leger and carried that sundry
bills be published, itemised, with the
minutes, after being approved by the
Board.
Moved by Mr.. Abadie and seconded
by Mr.. Gendron and carried that the
Corbin Bros. be required TO give ! bond
Of two thousand dollars (92.OOO.0O) tor
the faithful performance Of work on the
Berthelot School Building. rs OlO to
cover material and 25 0l0 to cover labor
Moved BY Mr.. Cassagne and seconded
by Mr.. Lager and carried that this Board
as whole visit the Edgard and Les
Godchaux High Schools NEXT Tuesday
70 go over the work and accept same, II
satisfactory.
Moved by Mr.. Leger and seconded BY
Mr.. Abadie and carried that the following
bills be approved and paid: III
Emile Laurent, hanging 1872
shades. school Buildings .. 3 1920
H. A. Donaldson, Supplies
School At Reserve ..... 500
Geo. Bourgeois, Supplies, Ange.
lima School .... 0.8O
Geo. Bourgeois. Supplies, Gary
vile School .... ", l.26
z. Montz, Shades. New School
Buildings 29302
Moved BY Mr.. Abadie seconded by Mr..
Leaer that the following committees Of
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-05-14

Monday va the opening day Of the
State Legislature. the second session un.
der tho present administration.
Governor Sanders biennial message
Wa read and both the Senate and House
proceeded TO business.
Tho Governor made Recommendation
which deserve confederation. and we
Gull the following in which We are
vitally Interested:
THAT the State should aid the parish.
e in building the main trunk highways
and that the the work be done BY the
states convicts.'
@Urging this passage OF laws that will
best conserve the fish and game Of ths
state"
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-05-14

The Crack Evergreens went down To
defeat last Sunday at the handle Of the
.Invincible" Oubres in very exciting
game. Brou was in fine form, whiting
eleven men and allowed but three scat.
tered hits.
Waguespack's threebagger and Borne'a
homer were the features OF the game.
Score:
r. H. e.
Oubres O.2-O-O.1.O.O.1-O 4 4
Evergroens O-0.O-O.1.00.0-1 2 IS 8
Batterries.-Brou and Troxclair, E.
Haydel, s. Haydel and Scalon.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-05-14

From Progressive Farmer and
Southern Farm Gdsette.)
Four important requirements are me-
cessary for the health OF our country
homes--a clean soil. pure air. abundant
sunshine and . good drainage. Upon
first. thought one is likely to say that
these conditions are always present in
the country; that it is in the cities that
we find lack Of these essentials A little
observation only in necessary to convince
US that the farmhouse is not always 10.
Gated upon dry well drained land: that
often. because Of natural conditions the
en- virouinent Of the farm home is swamp
~ and marshy; that the soil about the
farm home. because Of poor arrangement
Of drainage around the farm buildings. is
often polluted, unwholesome and disease
breeding.
The farm buildings Of prosperous and
well ell-zaeaning farmer we're placed so
that the land sloped from the barn. sta.
BILE, pig pen and barnyard to the dwelling
house. Daring heavy rains. the flood OF
filthy surface wash flowed towards and
around the house, and at all times the
underground movement OF polluted water
was in the same condition. The house.
hold az result was often afflicted with
illness. This 10 not an unusual occurrence.
A short drive through the country in any
neighborhood will show many country
home 80 located.
In many parts Of the country. the
farmer has to contend with two diseases
that depend for their existence largely
upon Just the environment have indi-
Gated. These two preventable Diseases
are Malaria and Typhoid.
What causes Halaria and Typhoid.
While it is true that both malaria and
typhoid fever prevail in cities and towns,
il 10 none the leas true that they may,
with certain degree Of accuracy be
termed country diseases that 10, diseases
Of the farm and village. Malaria has been
called by the medical mon country di-
sease. 6wamPy regions do not occur in
the cities; orit they are present. they are
confined to the suburbs. Open streams
with side pools OF water are only found
in the country and il 10 in these stagnant
pools that We must seek the cause Of
sChills,. sAgue' or sMalaria."
Perhaps there is no idea more firmly
fixed in the minds Of most people than
that malaria u caused by breathing the
air from swamps and marches. There ID
likely TO be malaria in swampy regions
hut Il y due to othsr causes than the air
from these swamps. Malaria 10 contract
ed only through the bites Of mosquitoes
BY means of which the mosquito il able
to inject into The blood Of the patient
small living bodies present in the saliva
The living bodies are very minute ami
mails which when injected into the blood
multiply rapidly. producing disease
symptoms which the medical man il able
to recognise and has termed Malaria
Tho conclusion that malaria is caused
only by the bites OF the mosquito has
been reached after long years Of observa-
tions and sxpsrimentations in malarial
sections, both in this country and in
Europe. These observations and expe.
riments have been carried on by the most
carefully trained scientific men. who
have themselves been willing to subject
their own bodies to experimentation.
(Tb be continued merit Safurtiuv.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-05-14
TO THE PUBLIC.

For any job, such a. moving furniture ION
the Mississippi river); taking lumber from
Lutcher to any point south, apply to the un-
dersigned for rates.
JOHN LOUsTEAU.
Lucy r, o., La.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-05-14
NOTICE.

1 am applying to the Honorable
Police Jury Of this Parish for q permit
to conduct bar room for the year 1910,
for Colored people in the lst ward, all
In accordance with Act 178 Of 1908.
VALERY ST. PIERRE
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-05-14

Malaria Is caused by Mosquito
Bites. How to tell the Malaria
Mosquito from the Harmless
Mosquito, how tn get rid of
Mosquitoes and prevent
Malaria.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-05-14

To the Taxpayers Of the Parish Of st.
John the Baptist.
The listing Of the taxable property of this
parish has been completed and the estimated
valuation thereof made in accordance with
law. The said lists will be exposed in my
ofiico for inspection and correction, from the
18th day Of May, 1910, until the both day Of
the said month, from 8 o'clock y. m. to 8
O'Clock p. m.
st. John the Baptist, April "a, 1910.
GEO. n. TASSIN,
Tax Assessor.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-05-14
NEWS IN BRIEF.

Grand Rally OF tho children from all public
schools to-day, at Egard.
All parents Xnd the general pnblic should be
present to greet the boys and girls.
They will appreciate your visit aud will en-
desvor to make the con tests interesting.
y = y
We acknowledge. with thanks. the receipt
Of some Of the largest artichokes We have ever
seen, from our neignor, Mr.. F!orisn Fauchenx.
=
The "Meschacsha" erred unintentionally. In
stating In its last issue that the two modern
school buildings had been accepted by the
school board, at Its sitting Of last week.
The buildings were visited by the board on
Tuesday, and We arc unofficially advised that
they wcrs then found up to requirements aud
consequently, had been accepted Vt the hands
of the contractors.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-05-14
The Spice Of Life
JYC

The ultimatum. Mama-"No, you
can't have any more pennies today
The Spoilt Child-"If you don't give
me one, I'll wake the ."-Brook-
lyn Life.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-05-14

Moved by Mr. Nagel and seconded by Mr..
Bourgeois, that the sum of Twenty Do lars be
to defray the expenses ofs din
ner In honor of Mr.. Miller, the president of
the Game and Fish Commission.
Moved by Mr.. Bourgeois and seconded by
Mr.. Barre. that the Police Jury appropriate
the sum Of $500 to the New Orle0ns Convs-
lescent Home.
I The Police Jury visited the La Place road
and decided to p0st-p0ne the work.
The following was offered by Mr.. LIE Brun
AMI secouded by Mr.. Barre.
An Ordinance amending and reenacting an
ordinance adopted at the last meeting Of the
Police jury ontitled:
An ordinance for the protection of the Pub
lie against the disease Of Hydrophobia, and
|levying License Tax upon dogs.
Whereas, this parish Is 0verrun with common
dog which arc of no benefit to anyone, and
which have increased the danger of the much
IHresded disease known as hydrophobia;
Therefore, be IL ordained by the Police Jury
Of the Parish of 81. John the Baptist that IL
cense tax Of (l.O0), BIZ, and the same is hereby
levied upon all dogs both male and female,
In this parish;
That, in order to enforce the collection of
this license, the Sheriff Of the parish Is in.
structed TO procure = suitable license tag.
which be Is to furnish to owners of every dog
upon the payment Of their license;
That said tag shall be attached, ut all times,
to the neck Of the dog;
every officer, and the public In general Is re.
quested to kill, on sight, all dogs not provided
with dog license ~ above required;
That the Sheriff be. and he Is hereby author
ixod aud empowered, tO pay TO any officer or
other psrson, the sum Of twenty -fvs cents
(O25) ont Of the dog license collected by him.
for each and every dog killed;
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-05-14
Proceedings Of the Police Jury
OF THE
Parish Of St. John the Baptist.
THURSDAY, MAY 8. 1910.

The Police Jury met this day in reg
ular session with the Hon. A. Lasseigne
in the chair and the following members
present Messrs. Bourgeois, Barre, LIE
Brun. Nagel and Songy; absent none.
I The reading Of the minutes Of the last
meeting was dispensed with.
The finance Committee reported fa-
yorably upon the following bills, which
Iwopo S.pdoroI rcs1
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-05-14

ADead Shot on Livers. .--"I hear, doctor,
that my friend Brown, whom you have
been treating so long for liver trouble,
has died Of stomach trouble" said one
Of the physician's patients.
Don't you believe all you hear" re-
piled the doctor. "When I treat man
for liver trouble, ne dies Of liver trou-
BILE. = Eue,ybody's.
Sun Unwearisd. Music Teacher
why don't you pause there? Don't
you see that it's marked .rest'?n
Pupil-"Yes teacher, but I aren't tir-
ed."-LUe.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-05-14
TINE TABLE.
TEXAS AND PACIFIC RAILWAY.
ED0ARD STATION.

Am. .(vonMnstv o.. JoRH,
a \ lF tFAins gelnG Eask "A
Nc. g. Gsal ~ III A. i
No. 81. New Orleans Msil.... ......S.4i r. y
No. 49, ation....-..........-.e.fl a. n
No. 8o merry Widow w".............i.sS p" T. n
Passenger Trains going West
No. 81. Texas Mail. ail...................e.2b r. u
No. 50. Texas Express. ....."...11.o6 A. n
M So. AoSomolHt; Ht;on.............-.6.W +. N
No. so. Merry Widow '.........."S.50 A. M
The Lcger amt Lorio transfer meets AL
aims, excepting Nos, 81, 81, 53 aud 60 unless
otnerwise notified.
YAZOO AND MISSISSIPPI VALLEY
RAILWAY.
RESERVE STATION.
Passenger trains going East
No. IS. Baton Rougo Accommodation S.33 A. NJ.
No. u. vicksbuig Express. s...".....A. Tsp. NJ.
Passenger trains going West.
No. 81. Vickabura Expres,..... .....s.20 A. N
No. "a. Baton isouge AccomodattoD..53O T. NJ.
FRISCO RAILWAY.
-tUUISlANA RAILWAY AID KAsi6aTNj C0MPANfS TRACK
RESERVE STATION.
Passenger trains going East t5top on signal.) }
No. 63S L. VI.
No. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 30
Passenger trains going West.
Ne. A...... ........Slo -. ~
No. 3.......... ~. -.
The Montz tc.asterIneets ti,cse trxius daily.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-05-14

y
got q horseshoe up there, Pat. thought
you didn't believe In that superstition" !"
Pat-'Sure, an don't, sir. But l
have heard that them as don't believe
in it gets the best luck. ."-Puach.
A Perplsxing Prescription. MFRS. Nc
Guire-"Is your ould man any better
since he wint to tn DOCTORS, Mrs. Fine
CAMP
Mrs. Finegan-"Not wan bit, Mrs.
Mcclure; sure it's worse tn poor man is
wild his head whirlin' arouni an aroun',
tryin' to discover how to follow th' doc
tors directions"
Mrs. McGuire-"An' what are th'
directions, Mrs. Finegan?"
Mrs. Finegan-'Sure, they do be to
take wan powder six times day, Mrs.
Mcclure. Brooklyn Life.
4 DirVs. s.-She laid the still white form
beside those which had gone before: no
sob, no sigh forced its way from her
heart, thrObbing as tho it would burst.
Suddenly cry broke the stiffness of the
place-one single heart-breaking shrek;
then silence; anoter cry: more silence;
then all silent but for cultural mur-
muir, which seemed to well up from her
very soul. She left the place. She would
lay another egg Tomorrow. Princeton
Tiger.
Equipped. Girl from Country--''I don't
see what kind Of a place I could get.
There isn't y single thing know how
| to do"
Employment Agent-"Very simple.
Just advertise yourself as maid of all
work. MeggendorJer Blaetter.
Who Can II Bsi-"Have you noticed,
my friend, how many fools there are on
the EARTH" "Yes, and there's always
one more than you think. ."-Sourire.
70 b Kepl n Hind. -Har0ld-''I know
that I'm not worthy Of you, darling.n
Fair One Remember that. Harold,
and my married life is sure to be hap
."-JesOish Ledger.
With q without Clerk-"I have q
beautiful new edition Of Mendelssohn's
song Without Words for two dollars y
Mrs. Newrich -"Indeed! How much
is it Nth words?' '-Lite.
The Oost II Crsts. Present trouble in the
East has brought out the sardOnic hu-
NOR Of at least one Turkish gentleman.
"Would your highness," said an en-
terprising italian journalist to theGrand
Vizier of the time, consent to the sale
Of Crete?"
"Certainly," replied the Turk. "Any
one can have it for the price we paid
twenty years war. u Youths COnspo-
| niOn.
Le MeschaceÌbeÌ. [volume] ([Lucy] La.) 1853-1942, 1910-05-14

A Higher Critic >Iaster-"I see you've
got horseshoe up there, Pat. thought
you didn't believe in that superstition"
Pat-"Sure, an don't, sir. But l
have heard that them as don't believe
in it gets the best luck. Punch.