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The San Francisco call., 1910-04-20
| Monarchs
PerpIexed About
| the Colonel

that lies his itinerary The colonel has such overpowering
personality that they will do next But thew
always know after it S done
Therefore King Edward is reported no little peplexed
and IN word frightened about the advent of the colonel nice
old gentleman who has been carefully fenced his life with
rigid barriers OF exactng etiquette saturated with an
atmosphere OF polite Difference may look with some dread
meeting one who speaks his mind buny The not
skilled IN the observances OF where the the
calendar IS the faux So the king reported
considering whether the rules of not be
a a shelter in which to hide
The kaiser is different He bothered by etiquette and
precedent He makes preceden to meet Roosevelt
There futter the imperial dovecote at Pots
DAM he kaiser mas hoey taste for plain living and high
He bid his guest potuck if NAV
be- and bids Polly put the kettle big on the av
Princes and potenates all several wavs and
some prefer the head brew while others like look upon
when it is pink.
The San Francisco call., 1910-04-20
| Culture
| Applied on the
| Punching Bag

whole gamut OF the fine will at Rowardennan
where the salt breees blow the divide That
branch of knowledge which the newspapers
describe fight stuff will be forbidden training
table where Mr. Jes will assimate and body
Music psychology painting poetry literature included
the intellectual bill of fare to be provided by Professor Chovns
1t that the champion perhaps unexpectedy
with and megrs and the professor the training table
proposes to ds6pate the all pursuing grouches plague
the strong The Roman poet long ago discovered that
black rides behind the horseback
found the exercise the foul fend by putting rings
fingers and bells on his
The preparation for prize fight becomes education
by itself exang culture above the punching the
supremacy OF mind over matter Tis moving picture
The San Francisco call., 1910-04-20
UNDYING

She-You say you love me with all
your heart.
He-With all my heart
She-And would you die for me7
He-Hardly. You see, mine is a SORT
of undying love.-Young's Magazine.
The San Francisco call., 1910-04-20

the prognosis of Professor Joseph Choynsk founded
might that what champion pugils
would be the of
The San Francisco call., 1910-04-20

rather than the attentions of Farmer Burns
and the towel brigade The pugilistic mind,
one learns from Professor Choyns< is a deli
cate instrument that needs sympathetic cod
ding. Shaksoeare and the musical glasses the
The San Francisco call., 1910-04-20

tons between the British raj and the natives
are even more strained than in Egypt. The
cautious British statesman conceives of the
colonel as one who goes about dropping
matches in any convenient powder magazine
The San Francisco call., 1910-04-20

ENATOR ALDRlCH that he will from Office
at the close OF his present term because of ill The
country Will wish Mr. Adrlch speedy physical
r. :. condition. but will otherwise be disposed
Retirement to regret his retirement II NAV - h tl
of Senator il is the senator's reputation as statesman
Aldrich whcn suHers most Tor want OF a rest. At
least it may be said that nothing in his political
life becomes him than his retirement the country
weary of Mr. Aldrch.
AL this may be said without the slightest personal feeling but
The San Francisco call., 1910-04-20

\NIHAI to do with Roosevelt or rather about Roosevelt
that the colonel made sally India where
The San Francisco call., 1910-04-20

HE unanimous of the board of supervisors refusing
grant the petition of the United Railroads for permit
operate electric the lower
The San Francisco call., 1910-04-20

Market street Should be a notice to the cor
poration that such privilege will be extended
without due and adequate consideration there
for. The vote of the board. is in full accord
with public opinion on the subject, and is
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
ents.
Obituary

George Campbell Sr, prominent
citizen and retired farmer, died at his
home in Audubon, Iowa at lao p. m.
Monday of Bronchial Pneumonia after
a short illness of four days. Mr.. Camp
bell was born in Mineymore, County
Londonderry, Ireland the 5th day OF
March 1927 being at the time of his
death 70 years, 8 months and DAYS of
age. He came to Iowa on March Bird,
1886 and settled in Greeley township
where he amassed large fortune. He
then retired moving to Audubon with
his wife nine years ago this coming
March. He was married to Anna Saw
age at Bloomington, III May 10, 1859,
to which union eleven children were
born, four preceding him in death.
His wife died two years ago last Sep
TENDER. The following children sur.
vive: Geo. A., Margaret A., Mary E.,
VIM. j., John and Thomas OF Audu-
bon and Henry of Extra besides thir
ty one grandchildren and three great
grand children.
The funeral was held from his resi-
dence at HOO o'clock Wednesday
m Dec. IA, obituary read by Father
Mcdonald after which the remains
were placed beside his wife in Mt. CAL
vary cemetery. The psllbearers were
his five sons ana nephew.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
NARRATIVE OF "coL. JACK
Gen. John T. Easement at Franklin
and His Famous Speech Before
the Action There.

l notice in recent publication the
announcement of the death of our be-
loved general, John T. Easement, or
Colonel Jack, as we of the brigade
used to call him. Many instances
come to mind of the Atlanta cam
paign, where he played a conspicuous
part. He always had pleasant word
for the private soldier. One day in
North Carolina, just before Johnston's
surrender, the writer happened to be
on guard near Easements headquar-
tiers on road that he passed several
times in a few hours, and as it was
military rule to salute an officer, of
course, we gave salutes every time he
passed, writes A. Mcbride, Company
F, Sixty-fifth Indiana, of Marionville,
Mo-. in the National Tribune. The
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Wants To Help Some One.

For thirty years J. F. Boyer of Fertile
Mo-, needed help and couldn't find it,.
That's why he wants to help some one
now. Suffering so long himself he feels
for all distress from backache, nervous
ness, loss of appetite, lassitude and kid
ney disorders. He shows that Electric
Bitters work wonders for such troubles.
"Five bottles" he writes, wholly cured
me and now am well and hearty" It's
also positively guaranteed for liver trou-
bles, dyspepsia, blood disorders, female
complaints and malaria. Try them. Soc
at Winfrey & Chantry's.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Fine Eighty

About 2 miles from town or
main line ofthe Rock Island,
set of buildings, plenty of u
windmill, on good road. telepS
$4,000 per acre. Owner willis
some cattle or horses or boz
his equity. This is a good
farm and a money maker.
Journal
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
NOT FoR HIM.

mo-" said the theatrical manager
who had gone to look at fine place
on the seashore, II wouldn't take it
at any price. It's beautiful, admit,
all you represented it to be, but
never could be happy here"
Why not?" asked the real estate
agent. You'll never have a chance
to get another such a bargain. Look
at the splendid beach! Breathe in
the pure air. Everything is perfect"
From your standpoint, yes. But
that lighthouse just across the bay
would interfere with my enjoyment.
never could look at it without sadly
remembering other light houses"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
THE MOST NOTICEABLE CHANGE.

$50 you have lived in Europe for
twenty-five years? That's long time
for man to be away from his own
country"
Eyes, 1t is, and I'm mighty glad to
be home again."
Il suppose you notice great many
changes?"
Yes, many"
What, If I may ask, is the great
est change that has come to your
notice?"
"The greatest change, it seems to
me, is to be found in the fact that the
vice-president of the United States
succeeds in getting his name in the
papers nearly as often as he might if
he were baseball player or a prom
Using lightweight prize fighter"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
DESIRABLE HOME
Are You Looking For A Pleasantly
Located Farm In Good Locality.
Fair Buildings, Land Laws Fine.

For Sale-One of the finest little
farm homes in Audubon County.
Right up to the city limits of Extra.
Fair house and good barn, wind
mill and we'll, all fenced. Not the
largest but one of the finest or
chards in Iowa, now in it's prime.
If you have little money and want
to buy home enquire about THE
one. Also have nice little four
room cottage with one and a half
acres of land with it. Alec pref
yfair house with quarter block of
land with it all in city limits, cheap.
Ask the Journal about it.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Death Where Is Thy sting.

Death Where Is Thy Sting.
The last man looked sadly at the
last woman.
"The world is Dead" he said gloom
lily, land there is nothing left for us
to do but to die also"
Before that" replied she, there Is
one thing think you should do"
"And that?"
please button me up the back"
AS he drifted away into the ever.
lasting sleep there was a smile of
resignation on his pale countenance.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
G. G. Harper returned from trip te
Texas the first of the week.

| G. g. Harper returned from q trip to
Texas the first of the week.
| Prof Smith visited over Sunday
with his parents in Manchester.
Mrs. F. L. Wheeler went to Extra
Monday to attend to some business
"The Girl and the Gawk" will be
played at the Opera House, Jan. 4, IL.
Fire drills are being practised in the
Audubon Public Schools with success.
George Bickelhaupt returned Mon
day from business trip out of town.
The brother of Mrs. Walter Roth re-
turned to his home in Davenport Mon
day.
Dolly Coyn of Omaha arrived here
Sunday to visit with relatives and
friends.
W. T. Hardy of Troy, South Dakota
is visiting his parents, Hugh Hardy
and wife,
Mrs. Sarah Musse ms sister who hs d
been visiting here, returned home
Tuesday.
Mrs. Hannah Miller visited with
her daughter in Des Moines the first
of the week.
Miss Ollivene Hubbold returned to
her home at Marengo Monday after u
visit with friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Van Gorder and
son, Sydney went to Extra Sunday 20
visit relatives and friend.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. A. Nash accompan-
led Mrs. ]. McVicar to her home in
Des Moines for visit Tuesday.
George McNary and son went to
Brooklyn last week where Mr.. Nc
Nary had some business to look after.
Mrs. Benjamin j. Black aud child
rem went to De Sofa Thursday to visit
until after the Holidays with her par
epts,
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22

third time he was passing he stopped,
returned the salute and said:l 81 am
nobody but Jack Easement, and If /
pass here twenty times today don't
want you to salute me again without
there Is some officer with me- Some
OF them want to put on style, but
DON'T
At Town Creek, N. c., the confeder-
ates held the bridge with small fort,
Easements brigade being in front.
We were halted near the bridge, when
Easement rode up to the head of the
Sixty-fifth Indiana. To an old colored
man Easement asked if there was any
place to cross the creek below the
bridge. He answered.: "Why, massa,
dares nothing but an old rotten boat at
de rice mill about quarter-mile be-
low" He started off to investigate
land found it satisfactory. The creek
was narrow and deep. The old boat
reached about one-third across. Six
men could cross at a time, and the
boat was pulled back and forth very
fast, and it was short time before
Company F was across and deployed
as skirmishers. When the regiment
was across the line advanced toward
the fort BY this time quite a force
had gotten across and were making
flank movement to the right around
the fort. At this time General Cox,
division commander, and Colonel Jack
were passing near where l was sta
toned. General Cox said: Colonel
don't you want some more men here :?
You seem to have nothing but Skin
mish line" NO" says Jack; this is
the Sixty-fifth Indiana, and it can
whip the whole confederacy."
In a short time there was sharp
rattle of musketry on the opposite
side of the fort and all was quiet. The
fort surrendered. At Franklin, as all
know. Easements brigade was on the
east side of the pike, the right Of the
Sixty-fifth Indiana was on the pike,
Company F in front of the cotton gin
| We had worked all day building
breastworks, had them in good shape
by three o'clock, had drawn rations,
PuS OOOA w COOh anu COuS0 u DOll.
BY four o'clock, when looking to the
front we could see Hoods line advanc-
ing. They were coming slowly and
steadily. We gathered our traps to-
gether, saw that our guns and ammu-
milton were in good order, took our
places behind the works, and. shall I
say? calmly waited the onslaught. It
was an apparent calm, for there was
tempest brewing in the breast of
every man. They were steeling their
nerves for the great conflict that all
knew was almost upon them. About
this time General Cox and staff rode
up and took look at the front. About
this time a familiar voice was heard
to our left Looking in that direction.
we saw Colonel Jack, who was only
few moments from great event of
his life-that was to change him
from Colonel Jack to General Jack
Easement. He was encouraging the
boys to do their best. When he came
in the rear of our company he made
what General Schofleld termed his "a
nous speech. but the captain did not
quote quite all Of 1t.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
You nust Read This II You Want
The Benefit

j. w. Greer, Greenwood, La, suffered
with severe case of lumbago. The
pains were SO intense was forced to hy
podermic injections ior relief. These
attacks started with pain in the small
of my back which gradually became
fairly paralyzing. My attention WI
attracted to Foley's Kidney Remedy an
am glad to say after using this woni@
full medicine am no longer bothere@
any way by my old enemy lumbaaW
Sold by all druggists. ~
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Ends Winters Trouble.

To many, winter is q season a
BILE. The frost bitten toes andA
chapped hands and lips, chilblsX
sores, red and rough skins, pr /
But such troubles fly before IA
Arnica Salve. A trial convinceA3
est healer of burns, bells, PHI
sores, eczema and sprains. on
Winfrey & Chantry's.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Corroborative Detail.

"Mr. Whacken, who persisted in his
missionary labors, was one of the
tenderest of men,"
yes, understand the South Amer
lean cannibals, among whom he ven
tured, were unanimously of the same
opinion"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
One Way to Know.

Elizabeth had been given colored
candy Easter eggs and naturally want
ed to eat them.
NO" said mamma, they are not to
be eaten; only to play with" Eliza
beth being a well-trained child. be-
lieved her mother literally.
After playing happily some time she
came in, her face radiant. ooh. nam
ma! they are to eat. felt them
with my tongue" -Delineator.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
His Friends to Blame.

His Friends to Blame.
And why are you here, my poor
MANI" asked the visiting parson.
1--we got me friends t. blame fer it, -
answered convict 1923.
why, how is that?" queried the par
son.
de judge said it was de electric
chair fer mine, but me friends got
bizzy an had de sentence chang'd t.
Imprisonment fer life," explained the
other.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Element of Convenience.

Element of Convenience.
The man rocked the boat in mid
stream. Was he laboring under mis-
apprehension?
That isn't as idiotic as mortgaging
your house to buy an automobile!"
at length called out to him fro m the
shore.
He laughed bitterly.
II know it," he replied. But can
rock the boat without having to get
my wife to sign papers!" PUCK.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Accommodatinu,.

Mrs. Weeds" said, Mr.. Binks. "I
asked your daughter to marry me,
and she referred me to you"
I'm sure that's very kind of Susie.
but then she always was a dutiful
girl. Really, Mr.. Binks, I hadn't
thought of marrying again at my time
of life, but since you insists, suppose
we make the wedding-day the TWEEN
tieth Of this month"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
A TEMPTING Bait.

The attention of a hanson cab dri-
yer was called to purse lying on the
mat Of his cab as he "crawled" along
Piccadilly. He winked and said:
well, sir, when trades bad / put
it there-it's empty-and you'd be
surprised what a lot of people take
short drives in my cab. I've had four
fares within the last hour"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Possible Reason.

why is it," queried the summer
boarder who was afflicted with the
silly question habit, that your chick
ems are always fighting among them
selves?"
wall, l amt right Shore an
swered the old farmer, but l low
mebby it air cause we feed 'em on
scraps, by grass!"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Not a Matter of Money.

Not Matter Of Money.
Stern Parent-Tm afraid that young
man is mercenary.
The Daughter-oh, no, he isn't,
papa
Stern Parent-But he knows 1 am
worth two millions, doesn't he?
The Daughter-Yes, of course; but
he says he would love me just as
much If you were only worth a mil
lion and a half.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
MethuseIah outcIa.seo.

''They say man is as old as he
feels"
"They are wrong. No man could.
possibly be as old as l feel after /
have been up all night walking the
floor with the baby"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22

Don't forget to jolly up and pick
the jolly you admire moet, clip the
coupon off the sack leaf, fill it out
and send all to the Journal
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
The Circus Parade.

nc SiTCuS FdFdoe.
The Camel-You refused that pea
nut from the vender on the curb?
The Elephant-Yes, have been
warned to beware Of the gifts of the
Greeks.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Get The Fenuir.e Always

A substitute is dangerous makeshift
especially in medicine The genuine
Foley's Honey and Tar cures coughs and
colds quickly and is in a yellow pack
age. Accept no substitutes. Sold by
all druggists.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Autumn Wall.

Miss Rose-Why do you look 80
gloomy this fine autumn weather? Is
1T because the leaves are fading and
turning brown?
Mr.. seeder-No; because my last
years overcoat is fading and turning
brown.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Working the Squeeze.

The dead brown leaves drift softly down
OF summer we're bereft
And now the fuel man comes in
For what the iceman left
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Those Who Bcrrow.

Some men. we know, have taking ways
But. o. alas! alack!
There are but few we know of whom
Have ways of bringing back.
Catholic Standard and Times.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
In Harnonv

In Harmony.
Miss Haughtleigh's expression and
manner match remarkably well, don't
they?"
"In what way?"
Her manner is SO distant and she
has such far-away look in her eyes,"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22

The Cook and the Broth.
"Too many cooks spoil the broth."
Eyes, but more of them leave with,
out waiting to bother with the broth. ~
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Money 10 Loan

with the German Savings Bank.
Lowest rates, optional payments.
Abstracts promptly furnished. In
surance written by reliable compan-
les.
NashI&IPhelps
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Nerve.

Nerve.
Stern Housewife-Don't you see
that sign Beware of the dog?"
Dusty Dennis (sarcastically)-E I.
am bewaring Of him. mum. Dat pup
looks so delicate I'm afraid he might
come over en- die on my feet.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
A Business View.

She-What did father say?
He-He favors short engagement
II he has to support you and long
engagement II he has to support me-
Judge.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Herbert-What is AM adage?

aeiDerl-Wn nat Is an adage! e
His pam adage is an epigram-
matte sophistry manufactured to pre-
vent one from doing something he
wants to do or to induce him to do
something he doesn't.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22

Insure in the Continental Ineu1
tnce Company. THEo. PATTY, Agt
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Change. of Front.

Change Of Front.
so you are suffragette."
can enthusiastic one, my dear"
You used to say you couldn't SEQ:
anything in the crusade"
II didn't know it was going to be-
come fashionable fad"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22
Too Much Talk.

Too Much Talk.
De Hamme-How did that theory
for furnishing cold air in the blizzard
scene turn out?
Rowland-oh. there was too much
hot air about 1t.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22

why did the general ever marry
her?"
We'll, there was no war in sight
to go to, SO he did the next best
thing"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22

catty.
II had one. of the handsomest naan
in the city at My feet last nights
"Corns or ingrowing nails?"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22

An AcrobatIc Attitude.
when Jack told that story, did
Fred fall for it?"
Eyes. and stood for it. too"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-12-22

third time he was passing he stopped,
returned the salute and said: 81 am
nobody but Jack Easement, and If /
pass here twenty times today l don't
want you to salute me again without
there is some officer with me. Some
of them want to put on style, but
DON'T
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-02-26

Chipley, was a business caller Tues.
day.
Ex-County Commissioner 8. b. Da-
Wis, and by the way a good farmer OF
White Oak, was in town Tuesday en-
route from the county capital.
w. l.. Tiller, Of Tiller & Son, made
business trip to Chipley and Mari
anna Tuesday.
J. J. Barrow came over from Sexton
Monday and spent several hours with
friends here in town.
ID. NJ. Reeves was In toyn Tuesday
and Wednesday.
John Williams, of Chipley, was
business caller Monday.
Farmers through this section are
making better preparations for crops
than ever before, it being almost inn
possible to supply the demand for seed
Irish potatoes, etc.
John Syfrett, a busy farmer of White
Oak, was business caller Tuesday.
Harry Wells, prominent lawyer or
Chipley, paid our little burg bust
ness call Tuesday.
Mote McFatter spent part of the
forenoon in town Wednesday.
J. d. Parish, popular merchant OF
interests here Wednesday.
S. w. Simmons and w. S. Jones
were business callers Friday.
L. A. Brook spent few hours here
| Friday.
Subscribe for The Journal.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-02-26
LENT.

Low hang the clouds that blot an
azure sky,
And earth seems clad in ashen-hue
of Lent,
As though it would, in sack-cloth,
thus repent
The sins that heavy on its conscience
lie.
Soft falls the rain, as though the
pent-up grief
OF One, who e'er a tender vigil
keeps,
Open wide the food-gates of His
heart and weeps,
And weeping, finds therein a sweet
relief.
Earth is penitent, with humble mien,
And all mankind-and womankind
as well,
Pass sadly through the silent
citadel!
OF Sorrow, where Remorse stalks,
gaunt and lean.
And yet, though hearts be now no
longer light,
But heavy with their penitential
pain,
Ere long the pail shall lift nor yet
in vain
Be this brief passage through the
Vale of Night.
Though earth be sad, with ashen-hue
above,
While DER all seems some vague,
impending doom,
With thy souls eyes pierce through
the thick-set gloom
And there behold the light-God's
light of love.
Exchange.