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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-03-24
TO SHELvE OTHERS.

From Las Cruces On. NJ Citizen.
Texas has had enough of men like
Tom Campbell, and should do with him
al Mississippi did with Vardaman and
Arkansas is going to do with Jeff Davis
-shelve him.-El Paso Herald
Yes. and there are men in other states
and in this territory that have run the
gauntlet of their usefulness and will be
accorded similar treatment
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-03-24
FRANKS GOOD LUCK.

From Tucson (Ariz.) Citizen.
Frank Strome, tramp in real life, has
been given onehalf the Valvere ranch,
near FL Paso, Texas, for saving the life
or Helen Jennings, daughter of the
owner Such news should be suppress
ed If openings of this kind really exist
In the hobo world, it may disrupt the
ranks Of the workers, who now find it
hard to get the price of a small slab of
ranch products by working regularly.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-03-24

~ Denotured Poem

7ERE questioning their secs
all the results blessing
When a beautiful
young and glad played the flight
flowers in bloom; then all the
- bright and night naught of gloom while rest
MANS meath dodge the noontide wondus
CukIOSTY bird the garden l
satisfied its wings Of felt [ its
and hold I
And to
in
tie bed and
coDyrisnt by George Matthews Adams L0asxnl.~e.-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-03-24
THAT ~PLAY, GROUND.

Editor FL PasO Herald:
improvements are so far advanced by
way OF grass and trees at the Lamar
School play" ground that the boys have
oeen prohibited from playing their IA
vorite game-'basebalY,- they u,us+
keep off the grass.
DID II ever occur TO the well meaning
woman that from boys standpoint,
trees and flowers are expected in the
'front.' yard, but don't properly belong
10 play ground, where boys are ex-
pected TO play?
However. the women are satisfied and
that ends it.
Game.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-03-24
LET THE WORK CoNrINuE.

From Hagerman On. Nd Messenger.
Another big pumping irrigation pro-
Ject is stirring up interest in New Mex
leo. The people of Estancia have de-
termined TO irrigate 10000 acres by such
means and 5000 acres of that amount
have already been subscribed by farmers
of that place.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-03-24
WMith The Exchanges
EVERYBODY NEEDS THE HERALD.
CNaexma~~

EVERYBODY NEEDS THE HERALD
from Dalhart (TeX) News.
Miss Ruth Childress, who is repre-
senting Dalhart in The FL Paso Herald
SUBSCRIPTION contest, is making strides
toward winning the fine automobile. She
spent day or SO in Guaymon last week
and secured a number of new sub
scribers for The Herald. With push and
the proper support of the Dalhart peo-
pie, she will be an easy winner and one
more auto will be brought to Dalhart.
Support your candidate the subscrip-
ton price is not high and everybody
needs Tie Herald in their home.
HEARST AND THE UNDERTAKEN.
From Phoenix (AriZ.) Republican.
The fact has just leaked out at this
place of the narrow escape made by
William Randolph Hearst the well
known millionaire publisher and ma
tional politician, who few days ago
crossed the line over in Mexico at
Nogales, of encountering deadly
parallel.
William Burton, the local undertaken.
a few days ago, desiring some station
cry printed, went to the Free Press Of
flee and in order TO make the effect of
his letter and bill heads more effective
he thought that the picture of hearse
would not be out of place. The matter
was taken up with the management and
they ordered the desired cut by mail.
A few days ago the cut arrived and the
forms were set up to print the station
cry, when it was noticed that the cut
was not showing up we'll The proof was
taken to the editor, who looked at
il In a very critical manner over the
tops of his glasses. He confessed
that It was a queer looking hearse-
he could find no wheels He ordered
more squeeze" on the impression and
then It began to dawn upon the print
er that something was wrong. Another
proof-and the clean cut, boyfSh coun-
tenance of William Randolph Hearst
came out at the head of the undertakers
stationery 1t is not to remain there,
however. Mr.. Burton has no particular
dislike for Mr. Hearst, but simply can't
use him in his business
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-03-24

ITO theA
HERALD

(An communications must hasr -.
Snature or the writer. but the name
WI not be published vhers such ;
request 10 made.l
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-03-24
OF MEXICO
AEROPLANE MAN GOES TO COAST
TOOHIGHFOR FLIGHTS

Mex BranifI
here tipped his
N in He
m
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-03-24
PRESERVES AND PIE.

From Austin Statesman.
Hon. Cecil Lyon has leased a hunting
preserve in Mexico. but still runs his
political pie counter in Texas
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-03-24

Be sure to get the best Ask your
grocery for Gulf Refining Co.'S coal oil
and gasoline.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-03-24
GUARANTEED


CIRCULATION.
The Herald bases
all advertising
contracts OF a
guarantee of more
than twice the
circulation OF any
other FL Paso,
A 20 n q. New
Mexico or west
q ex as pa D er.
Daily average TO-
600 copies.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-03-24

land Park fire station for the detention
of city prisoners over night
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-03-24

HEP4LD TRAY
ELING AGENTS.
Persons solicited
70 subscribe for
The Herald should
be ware OF impos-
tiers and should
not pay money TO
anyone unless he
can show that be
is legally author
ICED 20 receive IL
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23
AUNT DELLA.

President Taft's Aunt Della is a good old soul and she makes the coun- try smile as well as William. It is not probable that she was half as in- discreet in her talk as the reporters make her appear to have been, and her solicitude for her nephew and high es- teem for his excellent personal qualities are so natural and homely that the whole people enjoy them. She talks about the presidents affairs and Mrs. Taft's ways just as though we were all one great happy family and so in- terested in one another that it is all right. It is pleasant to hear her say: "Will is the same old Will"; and that "he's bigger and heavier, but every way he is just the same as when he used to come here to MiIbury from college" And her reiterated conver- sation with Mrs. Taft is so hearty we all wish we had an Aunt Della, too. She told her interviewer: T said to her, Helen, is your chef a man or a woman? and she said, Oh. a woman. I never could get along with man in the Kitchen And that's the way I'd feel about man cook, too"
 Aunt Della is bright and active at ST. a woman of the noble, old New SEn gland type, and her thrills of pleas ure and unaffected manner please us all
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23
LOST DOG FOUND.

The finding of lost dog is of daily occurrence, but the finding of them as Hiss Anna Bell of Los Angeles found hers is of very rare occurrence. although many pet dogs may have been lost in the same way As the story comes from California, when G. L. Sewright of Los Angeles bit in- to a wienerwurst sausage the other day and struck something hard, which, on investigation, proved to be a dogs license tag, he concluded that there were circumstances Warranting in- vestigation. The number on the tag was 4.413. MT. Sewright found from the records in the city clerks office that the license had been issued to a Miss Anna Bell for a female Scotch terrier, and upon his notifying Miss Bell of what had happened she re- moved her Lost dog" advertisement from the newspapers.
 Of course, there was no use of ad- vertising any longer for the dog. This couple knew where it had landed for distribution, and it is not likely Miss Bell begrudged MT. Sewright the DOT tion of her Scotch terrier he had used for nourishment. The call for ''hot dog" is at times more real than the caller imagines.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

q have been thinking" said the man leaning against the cigar stand, "of what I think I should do if I were a trust magnate with a double chin and a yearning for the earth with a fence around it.
 ssWel. what would you do2" asked the cigar man.
 sI said I had been thinking of what I think I should do." returned the GUS toner with dignity T think the first thing would be to get rid of the desire to own the earth Itis too large and unwieldly for me to handle with conn
 s.Then I should go down to my office some morning and summon the man. ager before me. If the weather was bad I should ride down in my linou- sine, smoking cigar on theSsway. am sure I should mot want to walk when the streets are in their present condition. When the manager came should hand him a good cigar.
 Bill should say-yes. should call him Bill-'how much did this con- cern. make last year?
 "I'll have the superintendents Of the different departments prepare a state ment, Bill would reply.
 Bring it to me in an hour should say
 tendent would come in with careful ly tabulated statement showing that the concern cleared S96,000,000 during the previous twelve months
 
 put out? 1 should ask the manager. After consulting the superintendents again he would return with the in formation. The manager would be in a hurry about it, too He would be afraid of losing his job
 ".Bill,' I should say. after drurn- ming on the desk with my pencil. are there any poor people in the world noW?'
 ..Bill would look at me apprehensive- ly, wondering if I was having a spell of some kind. or just evolving new advertising scheme.
 s Why he would reply, speaking guardedly, there's a family out in my ward that doesn't exactly live in lux ury.'
 Perhaps I should be unable to learn from Bill the actual condition of af- fairs all over the country, but I should ask others and again summon the manager
 ".Reduce the price of all our pro- ducts one half I should say to him with an air of finality-the same air of finality you read about in the magazine stories Then I should turn to my desk and begin to shuttle the papers.
 Bill would stagger away feeling sor- ry for me and wondering what had brought 1t on so suddenly.
 He seemed to be all right until a
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23
TO MAKE LIFE MERRIER.

The Rev Wright Gibson of Pitts burg has concluded that the greatest cause Of divorce Is the shortage Of family revenue so he has evolved and proclaimed from the pulpit a com- mandment which is reported to read thus: Unless you have s2,000 a year you shall not marry" He has not thought what a lot of compulsory celIbacy this would result Tn without really improving in any way the nor als of society or lessening in the least the perils of life.
 There is no doubt that e2.oo0 a year is snug little sum and that every labor organization would favor the increase and join the church which would bring such pleasing conditions soout; and it looks as if everybody else would, too.
 The fact of the matter is that true love has never shown a mercenary spirit and seldom makes a demand uopn the purse, 1t is so moved by the heart This very natural way of marrying and finding out how to live in com Fort afterwards might be improved upon but since not one minister in fifty Is given $2,000 year and only about one layman in fifty thousand, isn't 1t expecting little too much to have such a general equalling up of salaries all at once?
 Life would be merrier under this plan and the wolf" would not so oft en be looking in at the window.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23
AGRICULTURAL RAILRoADiNe.

farmers institute on wheels is a wentieth-century novelty which is rapidly improving agriculture in sew eraI states. although it has not been found necessary in the east yet Flor ida and California started it years ago bv sending out special cars loaded with samples of their products. Sew eraI western states invited homestead CTS and discouraged farmers of the east in the same way. A freight agent on a western railroad worked a train of this kind for the purpose of in creasing farm freights and the busi- ness of the road.
 IL wasn't anybody's sudden thought: it grew out of conditions and enter prises. until state boards of agricul- ture saw the advantages of adapting the plan to local agricultural needs. and now 1t is in operation in a num- Der of states The farmers can't all go to the agricultural college, so the agricultural college professors go to them.
 The Newark News says that Hast year the experiment of an agricultural instruction train proved so satisfac- tory and successful that this year two such trains will be utilized in two diff ferent sections of the state. The first will be provided by the Pennsylvania railroad company, and will go over
 
 the route followed last year, with some new trips added Four days instead of three will be occupied in these trips, and the stops will not be less than an hour
 "The second train. supplied by the Central Railroad of New Jersey, will start at Sonerville and will stop at a number of stations on the main line and branches The lecturers for both trains will be supplied by the state board of agriculture, the topics to be announced in advance of the dates up- on which the trains will start, and the farmers for miles around each stop ping station will be invited to attend the lectures and to ask questions"
 And it is expected that every rail- road in the state will run out an agricultural train before long, for it is a way of bettering crops and in- creasing the freighting business.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23
THE BULLETINS DAILY STORY
WHAT HE'D DO

few days ago. he would mutter to him. self. Too much champagne. I sup poser
 ..Every day I should read the news
 papers and learn more about the con- dition of the country. The impulse to
 raise the prices again should not get a hold on me every time I saw a fat
 man I should think of the probability that he might be a trust magnate like myself.
 II should go down to the office fre-
 quently and walk through the immense men, In the boiler room I should speak to the stolSers and give them
 cigars after ifiquiring about their fam flies. I think l should enjoy hearing them express sympathy for me on ac- count of the condition of my mind tI think can imagine how it would be at the clubs to which should be- long The other members would look at me pityingly and go away shaking their heads.
 He ought to be in sanitarium,' they would say.
 "No doubt that would be the gen. era1 verdict. even among the most benefited by the reduction of prices.
 should be pointed out as an insane man because I did not hold up prices
 Eventually I should be summed by all classes of society and finally I should
 have to face a legal inquiry as to my sanity.
 Tt would be impossible to prove that I was in my right mind. Even the children in the block where I live would run when they saw me coming. Their parents would write anonymous letters to the authorities asking to have me restrained
 Tn the course of time should be
 placed in an asylum and then the
 price of food saroducts would be raised. Those associated with me would breathe more freely and everybody would be happier Say. it's lucky for you that you're
 not trEst magnate." commented the cigar nan."-Chicago News.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

embroidery. The simple lttla dress is gathered into a square yoke of aliover edging, and the. sleeves are gathered into tight bands of similar embrqidery cap Is Of the batisfe; the turned-over piece edged with fine lace and the TO. ribbon, according to taste.
 The pattern is in four sizes---h to years. For a child of years the dress wide. I= yards 3e inches. wide or 1% X yards 42 inches wide: as illustrated, H iZ yards of edging. The petticoat needs lX yards 36 or 42 inches wide: wide or 5h yard B inches wide; IA yards of edgtng. The cap needs yard wide: x yard Of ribbon for tie. 2H yards of narrow ribbon and 1A yards of edging to trim.
 Price Of patterns 10 cents
 Order through The Bulletin Company Pattern Dept. Norwich. Conn.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23
OUR PRorEcrnR-

The men of the country have spe- ciel reason to have feeling of grat- ttude towards Mrs Margaret Fitzger- aid of New York. who Is out for a legal regulation of the hatpin, and she 1 pressing a bill before the New York legislature to accomplish her purpose This subject occurred to her mind not long ago when, in a street car. rounding curve, she saw a wo- man careen against a male passenger with such force that her hatpin was driven into the mans ear. eff 1t had been his eyes'' remarks Mrs. Fitzeer- aid. "he would have been a dead man.
 Ars- Fitzgerald has a good heart and Is doubtless aware that there are a million fewer. men than women in the country now, and she does not propose to see this perilous and reck- less business going on without doing all she can to prevent it The Bulletin has three cheers and tiger, for Mrs. Fitzgerald
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23
THE CITY sEAuTlFul

The cities of New England whose chief attracuveness is their arboreaI beauty cannot keep their beauty up if they do not knock the pests down. If there is anything that makes a city look like an old boot run down at the heel. 1t is to have it's great elm trees oefoliated by pests and the infested foliage blowing about the street as if sioEenliness was a virtue instead of a shame
 Bristol. in this state, is moving now to forestal the elm beetles rayaees and The Press Of that place follows up the offer of a generous citizen who has agreed to bear the expense of having the 45e public trees sprayed at one dollar each by inviting the people 70 Corporate in the work by having the private trees given needed pro- lection at the same price. This early movement is good example to other cities who have trees to spray and rep utations to preserve.
 In old times this spraying was not necessary because the natural enemies of the insects kept them down; but with the killing off of the birds and the importation of beetles and moths. the time has come when it costs mon ey to do artidcial1y what by wiser conduct on the part of men would be done naturally
 We cannot upset the balances of nature and not suffer in consequence Of 1t in one form or another.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23
Domestic Life and Mental Disorders

On the same day that one of the bachelor girls who write for news papers declared that those who would restrict women more generally to do- nestle occupations and surroundings ought not to forget that "the by far largest percentage of inmates of our insane asylums come from the ranks of those women relegated to house. keeping exclusively" a very different opinion was expressed by Prof. Max G. SchIapp of New York. He declared that women are largely to blame for the increase in the number of suicides and insane persons in recent years, be- cause they have pushed out into the various industries of a non- domestic character
 The New York professors guess may or may not be good, but it is certain that the bachelor girls appeal to sta tistics will not stand analysis. It seems to be based on forgetfulness of the fact that many more women give their time and labor to housekee ping than the whole host of their sisters who follow other vacations. Naturally most of the victims of insanity or any other disease of general distribution through the world come from the class which contains the ma jority of all the women in the country.-CIeveland Leader.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23
The Mission

of those corpuscIes In your blood that have been called Little Soldiers" is to fight for you against the disease gern1s that constantly endanger your health. These corpu c e9 are made healthy and strong by the use of Hoods SarsapariIla.
 This medicine Is a combination of more than 20 different remedial agents in proportions and by a process known only to ourselves and it has for thirty years been constantly proving it's worth.
 No substitute, none "just-as-good.n n
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23
All Danger Gone.

With Raisuli out of the way, Presi- dent Taft, King Edward, Jack Johnson and other dignitaries need no longer fear apping.-Pittsburg Leader.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

The day has finally arrived when a Dakota divorce is not recognized in the courts of New York. This will promote uniform divorce legislation.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

We are Christian nation, but crime costs us billion and a, third every year This is $400, 900 more than the debt of the nation. and it shows that crime costs high.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

A Brooklyn boy stole a short story of a reputable author and it only took second prize in contest with the other pupils Who stole the bet ter one?
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

Some of the co1d-storage eggs un- earthed since the investigations were begun. were too old to have their pedigree traced.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

The sardines that swim in cotton seed oil instead of olive oil can no more impose upon the palates of the credleus. The pure food authorities
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

The "club" is raided at Barre. Vt, and the bottles and dernijohns and things are carted off as contraband just as they would be from an unli- censed saloon.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

The hen may. know the lay of the 1and but she does not know the price of eggs, for if she did she would sing louder.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23
A Difference.

The president complains that nobody 'sdrops in'' at the White House. But many have. dropped out-New York Evening Post.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

Andrew Carnegie's lack Of haste to reach the New Jerusalem is perfectly
 l natural As an old Norwich divine said not so many years ago, "He is better acquainted here"
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

A German government academy for aerial navigation is proposed in a bill introduced in the reichstag. advises Consul General Guenther-
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

The SPhiladeiphia Times tells the warring labor clements that the quick est way to good results is to stop all rlcting. This is wisdom.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

Since Roosevelt is something of a non conformist. he may have to fore go the pleasure of an audience with Pope Leo.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23
A Slight Resemblance.

Senator Culberson says he will not resign, but he bears no other resem- blance to Senator Platt.-Louisville Courier-Journal.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

Tn the London streets there are near ly 10,500 boy traders under 14 years of age and over 300 girl traders
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

The number of moonshiners being unearthed in Georgia indicates that they know what whiskey is down there,
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

The man who stands on his dignity in a crowd doesn't see so much as the man who has no dignity to stand on.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

There can be no doubt that Uncle Joe Cannon would feel lonesome in private fife ziss Cannon has a right @ be 1roud o< sueh a father.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

The Atlanta Constitution gives mo- tice that it does not favor the pro- hibition of hypnotism during court ship
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

When Taft and Theodore meet, the country will have a first-class exam pie of how to say Hello, Bill.'
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

Happy thought for today: If you would not slop over, cultivate the habit of not talking too much.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

The board of trade which plans a Farmers week once a year is trade prom oter, too.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

When prices sing high the average family has to sing low to keep it's economies in tune.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

MT. Rockefelier's dividend from oil is four millions and he still has other dividends.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23
EDITORIAL NOTES.

Philadelphia has shown that cold water is better as a riot Queller than bullets.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

Tie negroes Of Virginia own sis,- 5o0.0o0. They control eight banks and five insurance compauisS-
Norwich bulletin., 1910-02-23

Tn making this dainty set of short clothes for the small child the best materials for it's developm ent are batiste and jaconet. The drawers and the little pettieoat (which Is fashioned waist) are made of the jaconet; the former finished with a ruffie of fine