Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1910-01-14
GLOBE SIGHTS

you are willing to give
Attending to your own business is
about the most effective method OF re.
| form.
The average man seems to think Il
lessons his dignity to admit the most
common fact.
The average friendship ends in this
How much did for him; how little he
did for me.
The world is also improving in this
respect fewer BARRIERS call themselves
tonsorial artists.
When a little girl does not care for
the boys, ever notice how proud her
mother is of her?
One trouble with the man who takes
his time is that he also takes the time
Of others.
Who wouldn't care to have the reputa-
tion of saying meaner things than any
other living man.
When we are finally sent to the insane
asylum, either airships or the Panama
canal will be responsible.
When woman smiles at her hus-
bands jokes it is the same kind Of a
forced smile YOU see on the stage.
- When we are bothered q good deal by
bores, we like to hunt UP agreeable
men, and bore them BY complaining.
When man SAYS: 81 admit I'm no
angel; I'm not perfect myself but"
he's getting ready to Jump his neigh
bors.
A man CAM half work and half play !;
he must either be hard worker and q
success, or poor worker and q failure.
my COW is becoming so poor, and
feed is so high, said man the other
day, that am half tempted to drive
her on the railroad track. -
Money makes fools of some men,
while the lack of money has similar
effect on others; there is never any
danger of shortage of the fool crop.
Corporations are robbed and black
mailed every day, in the most cruel
manner possible, by men who claim TO
be shocked at the immortality of the
corporations.
There is so much opposition from
business men to the style of girls in
their employ wearing .puffs and curls,
and braids, that we imagine they will
wear them forever.
Speaking Of get-rch-quick schemes,
you might accomplish something in that
line if you would be as economical the
rest of the year as you will have to be
this week.
When mans eyes are red he is &C
cused of intemperance. When a
woman's eyes are red it is said she
has been crying, and her brute husband
has been abusing her.
Every time we pick up newspaper,
we see this expression, "Poets are
born, not made. - We are becoming as
tired of it as we are of 'All quiet on
the Potomac which everyone seems to
know.
So far as we have been able to find
out, the women read the worthless
storiesin the magazinesfor the sole pur
pose OF saying, on conuding them, 81
could have written a better story than
that myself
elf don't marry" girl says, in
some anxiety, "Pll be an old maid.
If hadn't married and been hampered
by husband and children, she says
some years later, 81 could have won
fame and fortune by writing for the
magazines.
Everyone has too much confidence in
medicine.
You can't know too much, but it is
easy to say too much.
We never had much interest in a
dream man had last night.
Miss Love and Miss Friend are great
admirers of Mr. Dollar.
. We'd rather go out and get an armfull
OF wood than drive boy TO do it.
There is just one way to get rid Of
disagreeable things, and that is to die.
The meanest man is the rabbit who
plays the lions part when around home.
An amateur speakers voice may be
all right, but his gestures always need
oiling.
When woman has kin in to dinner,
she is little nicer than usual to her
husband.
1t is our notion that blooded dogs and
old violns always cost more than they
are worth.
Verv often we find man is untruthful