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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15
Tho Extreme.

visitor-So this town Is strongly
opposed to corporal punishment?
Waiter-Yes. sir. Why, mister, dey
don't even let US serve whipped
cream. rxa...,.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15
AN EXPERT. HE.

Teacher-T-h-i-r-d Is pronounced
third. not thoid.
Pupil-W-well, teacher, th-thats
the foist time III a long while we've
hold me say one O them woids
Wrong.-Harper's Bazaar.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15
Z;Ikl3

n roc suber from 1pnspsy. Eits, Falling e!ckness.
DO 70 send for Free Tidal q Bottle Of Dr.. Aays
EP1lOpt1o1do 0OrO
Z i has cured thousands where everything else
Under Pure Feod and DruGs Act June Soth. 1901
Guaranty No. 1871, Please Writs for Special Free
q botuS and give AGE and complete sddssss
On. v. \. NAY, 64s Pearl Strssi, Msu Ysrk
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15

Nothing pleases q woman more
than to have some other woman envy
her.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15

The frenzied financier uses the lit
tie suckers as bait to catch the big
ones.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15
Rheumatism is Durable

Kheumat1sm Is CufaDIc
Natures Remedy (NR tablets) will
cure Rheumatism and do it quickly. It 90
thoroughly cleanses and regulates the kid.
neys, liver and digestive system that it
cures seem almost magical. Results guar.
anteed. Take one tonight, you'll feel bet.
ter in the morning. Get 25c. Boz. All
Druggists. The A. H. Lewis Medicine Co
st. Louis, Mo
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15
Tho Difficult End.

Uncle Sam, with his big new gun
win undertake to hurl q mass OF
STEEL 2b miles. No definite arrange
ment has been made for stopping the
missile.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15

Hicks CAPuDINE 10 the best remedy. -
lisves the aching and ieverishness-cureG
the Cold and restores normal conditions It's
uQutd-efects Immediately. loo. 30. and 60o
ct drug otoree
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15

Buy BATTLE AXE" SHOES.
People are attracted by their oppo-
sites. That's why a woman admires q
man who is q good listener.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15
WORTH
MOUNTAINS.
OF GOLD
During Change Of Life,
saws Mrs. Chas. Barclay

Graniteville, Vt. III was passing
through the Change Of Life and suffered
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15

Davis Painkiller should be taken with.
ont delay when sore chest and tickling
throat warn you Of an approaching cold.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15

Inc man VINO is willing to bet hi
bottom dollar seldom has to dit
down very far.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15

Ars winsiow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teethins. softens the gums reduces fnfiama-
ton. allAys pain. cures wind collie. &c bottle.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15
DELAY IS DANGEROUS.

When the kidneys are sick, the
whole body is weakened. Aches ana
mains and urinary Ills come, and there
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15
This viii Interest Mothers.

This VIII Interest Mothers.
Mother Gray 3 Sweet Powders for Children,
cure Feverishness. Headache, Bad Stomach,
Teethins Disorders Regulatethe Bowels and
Destroy Worms. They break up colds in "a
hours. Pleasant to take, and harmless as milk.
Never fail. AtDruggists, Csc. Sample mailed
FREE. Address Allen s. Olmsted Leroy NY.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15

Are you sure some of the honors
you are striving for are not dishon-
ors?
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15

The man who is willing to bet his
bottom dollar seldom has to dig
down very far.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15

A man isn't necessarily cynic
because he tells you an unpleasant
truth.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put up
10 years ago. They regulate and invigorate
stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated,
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15

But a woman can't be arrested for
holding up her own train.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15
A Time for Caution.

n tIIUC WI sSoee'V"s
When a man admits that you were
right and he was wrong, watch him.
He has some Interior motive.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15

Few men have the courage to al
NIT they are towards.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15
For COLDS and GRIP,

Slams imports OF electrical sup
niles have trebled In five years
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15

For HEADACHE-Hicks' CAPUDINE
Whistler from Colds. Heat Stomach or
tt's nqSil-DiS1sAnS TO tAkeests immedt
stsly. M 4 iec.. ID aAA ~ at drus
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15

Bread Is not the musical compo-
ser's only stan of life.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15

A poet takes a great load of his
mind when he buys a hair cut.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15

"How's your chicken farm getting
on?"
Il gave up chickens. There's so
much water on the farm that I'm
specializing ducksT-New York
Evening Telegram.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15
Hood's
SarsapariI|a
All Spring Blood Diseases


Possesses medicinal merit Peculiar to Itself and has
an unequaed record of cures. Take it this spring.
in usual LIQUID form or tablets known Sarsatabs.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15
Buy BATTLE AXE" SHOES

Cold cash is responsible for man
a hot old time.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15

THE SIMILARITY.
"My husband is like rooster f"
one respect"
Indeed"
Yes. When he gets up carry
crows over fudge.
A GOOD PLAN.
I'm a man who doesn't care w
drink with everybody"
I'm that case Id advise you 70
pIoy a social secretary."-Louisv'"
Courier-Journal.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-15

Buy BATTLE AXE" SHOES.
The Yale expositor., 1910-07-01

onies Sc In ali. though Matthew Thornton Of
New Jersey did not sign until November.
Grim jests were passed. Hancock, writing his
name large said that John Bull could read IL
without spectacles and impressed upon his COM
rades that since the fatal die cast they
must "all hang together In this matter" which
gave Franklin a chance for his bon mot, Yes,
indeed, we must all hang together. assuredly
We shall all hang separately"
A fat delegate-some say II Harrison, 9TH
ers that 1t Carter BruxtOn of Virginia-said
to one of light weight either Carroll Of Carrolton
Gerry Of Massachusetts: when 1t comes to
hanging shall have greatly the advantage, for my
neck would be broken at once, while fear you
will dangle In the air and hang for some time"
The first public celebration of the Declaration
of Independence probably that of July s. 1916
when John Nixon read the statement In the yard
of the statehouse in Philadelphia and the kings
arms were taken down In the courtroom. In New
In 1777 In honor of the first anniversary of the
glorious day, every soldier ordered extra
gill of rum. In ITS the general orders read: ITO
morrow, the anniversary of the Declaration of
Independence. will be celebrated by firing IL
pieces OF cannon and feu de joie OF the whole
line" Even as early that parades In
order. description of shows that elaborate
hair dressing is not of the twentieth century only
and that the Tories were not so Insignificant as
to escape notice.
I'VE had magnificent celebration of the ami
versary of independence when handsome fire.
works were displayed. The Wings of the city
dressed UP a woman with the monstrous head
dress of the Tory ladies and escorted her through
the streets with great concourse of people. Her
head was elegantly and extensively dressed
suppose about three feet high and proportionate
width, with a profusion of curls. The figure was
droll and occasioned much mirth. 1t has essened
some heads already and Will probably bring the
rest within the bounds of reason, for they are
monstrous indeed. The Tory wife of Dr. Smith
has christened the figure Contenella, or the Ouch
ess OF Independence, and prayed for a pin from
her head by way Of relic The Tory women are
very much mortified Notwithstanding this"
Barbecues, fireworks, parades. picnics, white
dresses-these seem early to have become a part
Of the days celebration. Noise and accidents.
also. early developed. Julia Ward Howe. in her
"reminiscences, tells that she remembers her own
distress as a child because the Democratic mayor
of New York, Gideon Lee, prohibited home fire.
works. Fortunately for her and her sisters and
brothers, they lived next door to the mayor and
he made an exception in their favor.
In 1857 she listened to the ode written by EN-
erson and read in the town hall at Concord July
A. 1857. Perhaps he caught the spirit of even the
days noise better than the other parson. At least
he wrote more kindly of Il:
The cnnnons boom from town to town.
.slI Our pulses beat not less.
The JOY bells chime their tdings down,
Which chiidren's voices bless
The Yale expositor., 1910-07-01
pANcER sroNALs.

Siclt Kidneys give unmistakabIe sig
nails of distress. Too frequent or scanty
urinary passages, backache, headache
and dizzy spells tell OF disordered kid
neys. Neglect of these warnings may
prove, fatal. Begin using Doans Kid
ney pills.. They cure sick kidneys.
The Yale expositor., 1910-07-01

Mrs. NJ A. Gam
bin, Russellville,
Ark. says: Il was
In such bad shape
from kidney disease
that I gave up hope
of my recovery. I
could rest neither
night or day, the
palms in my back
nearly driving me
frantic. There were
The Yale expositor., 1910-07-01

decided dropsical symptoms such as
swelling of my feet and ankles and my
heart palpitated violently. After doc
toring without benefit, began with
Doans Kidney Pills and when had
used two boxes was as well as ever"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents a
box. Fostep-Milburn Co, Buffalo, ". Y.
The Yale expositor., 1910-07-01
Tongue Twithter Thimpllhed.

Some of these tongue twisters are
really very hard to enunciate. for in
stance: The sea eeaseth,- and 1t suf-
f1ceth U.S."
"Thatth eathily thaid.' lithpingly
thmiled Mithth Elithabeth. You
thimply thay it tho: The thea theath-
eth, and 1t thuffitheth uth!' Life.
The Yale expositor., 1910-07-01

Red, Weak, Weary. Watcry Eyes
Relieved BY Murine Eye Remedy. Try
Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You Will
Like Murine. 1t Soothes. soc at Your
Druggists. Write For Eye Books. Free.
Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago.
The Yale expositor., 1910-07-01

The average man can't understan
why he has enemies.
The Yale expositor., 1910-07-01

nee upon a time-if you are ex-
acting as to dates, the time fell
between 1886 and 1S60-there
was a country parson who kept
a record of his Fourths. In the
year 1855 he broke into poetry
and the quoted quatrain was
the result. This record of his
Fourths, taken from his jour-
nal, was published In the Allan
tic Monthly.
Now If various and sundry
reasons, all excellent in their
way. did not keep this es-
The Yale expositor., 1910-07-01
rHE FINEST FABR

A genius is a man who tries to Dor.
row monay.--and gets II.
The Yale expositor., 1910-07-01

How we dislike the dentist who
spares no pains.
The Yale expositor., 1910-07-01

Is coarse com pared with the lining OF the bowels
When irritated we have pains, dlarrhea, cramps
Whatever the cause take Pasniflsr (PsTYv DavisD
The Yale expositor., 1910-07-01

Mrs. Winsiow's Soothing Syrup.
FOR children testhing softens he gums, reduces In
.allay pain. cures windco Zoe hOttie.
The Yale expositor., 1910-07-01

When the clock struck four, I the floor
The bells began to ring and the cannon TO roar
The guns to fire and the crackers to snap
This is the Fourth of July.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-22
BACK FROM THE coAsT.-Mrs

P D. Lowell and Miss Margaret Burke, of the Adams Annex, returned yesterday morning from a visit of sev- eral weeks at San Diego and other coast points.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-22
NOTHING LIKE THAT NOWADAYS.

The late Professor William P. Blake, whose encouraging mineralogical re- ports induced the United States to buy Alaska, believed firmly in his country's future.
 , Professor Blake in Fourth of July address that Tucson still remembers. pointed out the forward strides that Arizona had made.
 Think of ignorance and illiteracy of the past. all vanished now" he said "Once, while out on a meteorological trip. I wandered into a courthouse in an Arizona village.
 "The case afoot concerned a letter The prosecution wanted this letter ad- mitted in evidence, but the defense wanted it barred out Finally the judge said reluctantly:
 Hand the pesky thing up here and I'll decide on it.
 50 the letter was handed up to the judge. and he put on his spectacles and looked at it sideways and' crosswise and a loud laugh went up from the spectators.
 What are they laughing at?" l asked the man next to me.
 Why. at the jedge's bluff. o'course.' was the reply. The old fool can't read readin'- writin let alone writin' writ in New York Tribune.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-22
MANY RARE sHAkEsPEAREs.
The value Of one Set Drops From
 S19,250 to $14,780.

The first four folios of Shakespeare from the library of the late pr. Gott, Bishop of Truro, which sold at Sothe- by's in London the other day for s14sr 7S0. are the same copies which realized s19.25O at the original sale in the same auction rooms of Bishop Gott's liter ary treasures in March, 1907. At that time the four folios were bought in by the Gott family, presumably because the bidding did not go as high as was expected. The four folios at this re- cent sale were disposed of by the bish- ops son, W. NJ. Gott.
 It is said that this falling off ir the public market value of these Shakes pearean rarities is due to the fact that so many copies of the first folio have appeared in the present book auction season. It was only few days ago that first folio sold at Sotheby's for s10,000. the same copy few years pre- Viously realizing in the same rooms s12,2OO.
 The record price for a first folio. London, 1923. is s1S.OOO. obtained at Sotheby's three years ago for the Van Antwerp copy. Although the edition is believed to have consisted of five hund- red copies. of which two hundred sur vive, less than twenty copies are per feet. Bishop Gott's copy, slightly i'm perfect, brought s9,0O0. or one-hslf as much as the Van Antwerp copy. The Gott second folio. London, 1852, which also had a few imperfections, fetched s1.O50.
 The bishops copy of the third folio was the interesting and very rare vari- ation being the 1863 imprint. and as originally issued, without the portrait and the seven spurious plays. al though these later had been inserted. Many collectors consider this as equal in rarity to the first folio. It brought S4350. The fourth folio, printed in 1885. realized s3S0.-New York Times.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-22
ADJUSTMENTS
THE NEW AIRpOME.

Combining such pictures as those of King Edward WITS funeral. Shake speare's Midwinters Tale and James J. Jeffries upon his ranch went to make up the major portion of a bill that was not only pleasing but in structive as we'll to the large audience which crowded the New Airdome last evening. Although under the terms of his contract Manager Brought should now have the King Edward VII funeral films on their way back to the film headquarters. he will accede to the popular request and will again show these pictures this evening. The Crack Shot is another interesting pie ture. all merging into series, better than which have not been seen in Phoenix at any time.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-22
CONTINUE BUILDING CHURCH.

Work has been resumed upon the new Baptist church at Jefferson and
 Fifth streets and the roof is nearly It is understood that suf-
 ficient funds have now been raised to insure the completion of the building.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-22
OF LOCAL INTEREST

OUT AGAIN-Jim Troutman. fore man for Ed Keithlne. was on the street yesterday after a weeks ill., ness.
 A NEW BABY.-Mr. and Mrs. Phil Ensign are the proud parents of a new baby that arrived at their home yes terday morning.
 ELK ETURNS-George Kirkland. one Of the last of the wandering Elks to get back again from the Detroit celebration. came in yester- day via New Orleans.
 HOTEL VIRGINIA GUESTS-The following Phoenicians are stopping at the Hotel Virginia. Long Beach: C. J. McElroy. MT. and Mrs Dwight R. Heard and Master Bartlett Heard.
 HERE FROM DAYToN.-F. B. Weber. representing the National cash register company. of Dayton, Ohio. is in Phoenix looking after the interests of his company. He is registered at the Adams Annex.
 TRANSFERRED TO COUNTY.-w l.. Seitz, who was arrested by the To- cal police Saturday evening after hav- ing passed two worthless checks at local bars was yesterday transferred to the county jail to await a hearing on the charge of forgery. Two other checks were afterward discovered.
 PURCHASING TRlP-George John son of the Mesa Toggery, returned yesterday morning from his purchas- ing trip. He laid in a supply of fall and winter goods. He made most of his purchases in Chicago and it was his first visit to that city He was accompanied by his chief salesman
 BICYCLE NOT PRISONER.-Of- ficer Bradley yesterday had the ap- pearance of having been in conflict with an unruly prisoner. His coat was badly torn and there were soil marks upon his clothes But it wasn't a prisoner at all It was his bicycle which had refused to perform in a gentlemanly manner and had thrown it's rider.
 SEEKS HER FATHER-Marshal Moore is in receipt of a letter from Chief of Police William Young, of St Louis. asking for information concern ing Jacob Diefenbacher. who is said to have one time been employed in this city as engineer at the Hotel Adams. He was also once known to have been employed in some mine near Tucson. He is the father of Mrs. Lulu Hahn. of 56i3 Idaho street, St. Louis. and she has not heard from him since January, 1907 Manager Lowell of the Adams Annex stated last evening that he re- calls Diefenbacher as having worked at the Hotel Adams but has no knOwl- edge of his present whereabouts.
 MEXICAN oRGANIZATION-There was a meeting of several Mexican people at the city hall yesterday for the purpose of forming an independent club for the purpose of choosing can didates for delegates to the constitu- tional convention who the members of the club think will best represent their interests in the convention. This choice, of course. will be in the nature of d ratification of nominees already named for the various parties. At the meeting yesterday P G. de Ia Lama was chairman; Ramon Mejia, vice president; R. A Dorame. secretary: P. R. Villa, treasurer. P. c. de Ia Lama is prominent Mexican democratic worker and MT. Dorame is a candidate on the labor party ticket. There will be another meeting of the club at the city hall next Sunday.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-22
DAILY WEATHER REPORT
Local Daily Weather Report for The
 Arizona Republican.

Forecast for today: Generally fair. Barometer. inches ......29.S2 29.67 Temperature, degrees ....SS 104 Sensible, or wet temp. ....72 77 Dew point. degrees .......6S 66 Humidity. per cent ......60 2S Wind-direCtiOn ....-. SEE SW Wind-directiOn. miles Q. 1. Rainfall. inches ......... Weather ......... Clear Clear Mean daily humidity ............ A Mean daily temperature ......... 94 Highest temperature ...........10 105 Lowest temperature .............. S2 Total daily rainfall ........... Q Excess in temperature yesterday 6 degrees
 Excess in temperature since first of month degrees.
 Accumulated excess in temperature since January l, 4.25 degrees. Deficiency in rainfall yesterday OOS inch.
 Deficiency in rainfall since first of month O.6S inch.
 Accumulated deficiency in rainfall since January 1, 2.63 inches.
 L. N JESUNOFSKY,
 Section Director.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-22
STILL HIGHER FINANCE.

Surely" began the private secre- tary. it won't pay to give to both parties.?"
 My dear fellow" replied the as tute president, you are forgetting that in a year or two one of them will be offering me rebate not to support the other. Puck.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-22
TRANSFERRED TO CoUNTY.-w

l.. Seitz, who was arrested by the To- cal police Saturday evening after hav ing passed two worthless checks at local bars was yesterday transferred to the county jail to await a hearing on the charge of forgery. Two other checks were afterward discovered.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-22
PURCHASING TRIP-George Johr

fOhSTlAOlNS ' NiF-trtDTBe JOUn- son of the Mesa Toggery. returned yesterday morning from his purchas- ing trip. He laid in a supply of fall and winter goods. He made most of his purchases in Chicago and it was his first visit to that city. He was accompanied by his chief salesman.
Arizona republican., 1910-08-22
HERE FROM pAyToN-E. B.

Weber, representing the National casf register company. of Dayton. Ohio. is in Phoenix looking after the interest! of his company. He is registered al the Adams Annex
Arizona republican., 1910-08-22
PLEASING BAND coNcERT.-l

large crowd was present in the city hall plaza fast evening to listen to the regular concert of the Pioneer band. There was a long and pleasingly varied program and applause was frequent and merited
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-10-13
FEVER BATTLES
ALL PHYSICIANS

Elizabeth, N. j., Oct. 1.-THE ad-
vice of specialists from seven lead.
ing medical colleges will be sought
in an effort to save the lives of five
men who are lowering between life
and death in the general hospital at
this place.
They are all i'll with typhoid fever,
which attacked everyone of the thir-
teen men who sat down together at
dinner of the Entire Nous club here
a month ago. Five of the thirteen
have already died, three are safely
on the road to recovery, while the
remaining five are in dangerous con-
dition.
The latest victim was Daniel Sui
Ivan, who died this week. After
an autopsy by professors from the
college of physicians and surgeons,
New York, the following statement
was issued:
The typhoid fever resulting from
that dinner is very virtulent. We will
have to make several tests in tn
New York laboratory before we can
say whether or not there are other
complications.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-10-13
WORKMAN MAY
GET A FORTUNE

Kenosha Wis, Oct. 12.-Martinus P.
Whittier is poor toolmaker in one
of the kenoslla factories today, but he
has an incentive to work, and if he is
able to make good, at the end of three
years he will be in possession of small
fortune. Whittier was named for Mar
tinus Peterson. all eccentric but wealthy
bachelor of Omoha, and when the wiz
of Peterson was filed for probate last
Saturday it included all inheritance of
$jn.ono for the kenosl,a namesake
However, it was stipulated in the will
that before Whittier should inherit thl
money he must show the executors of
the will that he is able to command an
income of $2,0ho year.
Three years is given for Whittier to
reach this point. He is now making in
the neighborhood of $25 a week, but
he is something of an artist, and he be-
lieves that by making pictures by day
and working as toolmaker at night he
can reach the point where he can claim
his fortune.