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The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1910-07-23

and made more. The sun wore to the
west, the last quail was cooked, the
captain was providently gorged with
alternate courses of bird and broth,
when Virginia. very stately and very
reserved, opened the door and walked
out upon the gallery. Carson shrank
back into the kitchen and showed the
captain into the breach.
How do you do, ma'am?" he in
quired solicitously. "Ah sho' hope yo'
bette aftah yo' Sleep"
much better, thank you," she re-
piled. - s-~-,. .--:....-
"We,. have some partridge broth.
ma'am," he went on, with rice, and
a baked yam. and a planked green
trout from the lake back hyah, and
some coffee. Sit down. ma'am, and
Anil suhve it."
The little table was spread on the
gallery, its top made Of the head Of q
derelict cask, its legs Of barnacled
sections of boom. Virginia's head
ached in dreadful similitude to the
traditional feeling Of the morning after.
but the coffee fragrance was pleasant.
You are too good" said she. accept
ing the chair. Il shall be glad to eat
a little. Where is your-your friend?"
Hes som'eres about replied the
captain. ""Ah really don't know, ma'am
Won't you please take yo' coffee?"
The broth was a temptation. and she
slipped with increasing appetite. But
tered yam and planked trout brought
the meal to triumphant end. Yet
where was she. and how should she
depart? Where was the Roc? Who
were these men? The guns. the brass
instruments that looked as If they per-
tanned to navigation. the big window
less shed, all suggested things nautical,
bold and nefarious. The kindness and
courtesy Of the rough looking fellows
treasured her as to her personal safe
ty. Yet If they We're smugglers or
freebooters how could they safely re-
turn her to the civilization Of coast
guards and constables? 1t was deli
ciously romantic-but how creepy!
She turned to Captain Harrod with
an expression so agitated that he was
somewhat startled.
~ wish you would say to the lieu
tenant" said she. that must see
him at once if possible"
The fisherman analysed this speech
for perhaps a minute in absolute ST.
lence, then he said Yes. ma'am." and
instantly produced Carson. who. so
far as Virginia could judge. had been
within the captains sight when she
had been assured that his whereabouts
3, were unknown.
you are" said the young man,
avoiding any reference to her. recovery.
doubtless wondering where your
companions may be and thinking 1t
strange that they have not returned:"
ut is strange" said she. Some
thing must have happened to the en-
gines."
NO" said Theodore. mot that.
They all but blew out to sea. They
simply had to fight their way of to-
ward Pensacola. where they must have
made harbor. 1t was almost half q
gale"
"And so-they went-and left me?"
"They really couldn't help It," urged
the young man. e..
at shows the sort Of man Siberberg
is," she cried hotly. "And now per-
.haps you will be SO good as to help
me to some conveyance 10 MOBILIZE"
II have a boat on the lake" said
Carson. .'half mile inland. There is
channel to Palmetto Beach. The
boat and crew are at your service"
II should prefer to walk. II you
please" said she.
sunless you have a dov or two to
Bisbee daily review., 1910-10-02
Not HiS Season.

~ HE policeman turned a corner to
 nnG two men wraDzi.n- over som" - question. md he ordered fhem to move on. One promptly o5eyed. but the other halted to protest:
 'I don't allow man to say that haven't the sense of hen I'd have hit him in u minute more.
 Do you know who he isf'
 No. and l don't care"
 You'd have cared if you had met him last month"
 T don't see Il. I'd call him liar any day in the year.
 My dear sir. that is the ice-ran. During the season bankers and brokers took on ibeir hats 10 him. Had yon called him
Bisbee daily review., 1910-10-02
Counting the Profits.

~ HE last of the summer boarders had departed. and Uncle Reub sat - down 10 count his gains- As he handled the dough he muttered to him- self:
 1.-TWO weeks board for that squfnt- eyed gal who longed for hills and dsles. Didn't find any. but left $li behind Clear profit. $1o.'
 Three weeks for the artist chap. who wanted to see 3unrises and sunsets Kicked a little about his cornhusk mat tress. bnt saw the suns and left me S2i. Clear profit. about SIS"
 The old maid who wanted to see the shimmer of the moon on the lakes while holding hands with someone. No lakes no shimmer-no moon- However. she fell for xlT. Clear profit. s11.''
 Young man from the music store. Wanted to hear the robins and bluehirds and catch their notes for a new medley.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-10-02

No songs-no medley. Kicked about the fried pork and left at the end of ten days Clear. profits about S6'
 Large and generous widow. Too large. Put in three weeks to take of 30 pounds of her weight Took on 20 instead. Charged her accordingly. Charged for the Increased weight and her disappoint- men, as well. Clear profits. about SIS" Man with family of five. Wanted fresh air for his children. Charged them for breathing it. Wanted new milk and fresh vegetables. Sent to town for then, and charged accordingly. Complained of the 'skeeters- Charged accordingly. Chop ped wood for exercise. Charged for some more accordingly. Two of the children had collie. Extra charge for that. Clear profit. about s3O. The man who says there's ns proHt in keeping summer hoarders is way of. b-gosh.'
 JOE KERR.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-10-02

liar OF some of the hot days during the past summer yon would have been mob bed hy the populace. September Is here. ard we all returned to three chunks of ice week. and the refrigerator Is never empty. Ills season Is gone. and be is no bigger than the rest of us, and it Is the coal man whom we must bow to now
 asked the man.
 The very closest kind Watch out for the fce-man and the coaiaIan in their seasous if you don't want broken bones. but lick the nilkmar a8y time you can catch him. He's an al-the-year aroupder and don't count
 JOE KERR.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-10-02
WAY.

Mrs. Jinks-D Don't you find It hard 10 tell your little twin sons aparti Mrs. IIicks--0h. it's easy at the dinner ta.le
 Mrs. Jinks-How sos
 Mrs. Hleks-Tommy eats more than Jimmy
Bisbee daily review., 1910-10-02

-Good. Lead on"
 In the eourse of 10 minutes they arrived at the spot. and the one whose assistance had been invoked snifed suspiciously and Queried:
 "Ars you sure there h . Hare In heref'
 "why. there Is . hole in the banl. isn't there7'
 -.Yes, but"
 And where there Is hole there must be . Hare
 But did you see herY'
 No. but where's your inferencef Do you have to see the sun to know that 1t is shiningr
 The volunteer For went ahead. and .
Bisbee daily review., 1910-10-02
The New Rules.

~ HE new rules for playing football 4 have been out several weeks, and N~ they are now being studied by the college teams. The most important changes are:
 spiked shoes shall no longer be worn"
 Players are forbidden to carry black jacks or slung shots"
 No more spurs
 An daggers, stIiettoes and sheath knives to be left in the lockers
 Not over nine men shall jump on man who is down at once"
 The breaking of q players back or
Bisbee daily review., 1910-10-02

ribs fin rush shall not halt . gamA He Is there to have them broken Tt is just as easy to kick a playerv head on as to kick him in the stonSch." ''Au dead men to be left on the ground until the coroner arrives"
 No game to be halted that the rela- lives of . player killer tn action may be syInpathized with"
 Newspapers are requested. in case of fatalities, not to hint that axes or sledge- hammers were used.''
 Conduct yourselves as gentlemen. and chip in for the other feller's tombstone"
 JOE KERR
Bisbee daily review., 1910-10-02
THE DAYS FABLE. = =

n NE day tive ssxss met in the for
 est and ens sasd to the other: ~brothsrs you must perceive that linp badiy in ens of my foreiexsr.
 "Y0. had notfcsd it Get your foot ip . trapr
 Ve. so- ! an too sharp for that. simply net with . fall while running. irs no great accident. but for the time being ! eannot hunt Are you willing to do ns . fsvcrr'
 'Why. of course"
 ''i knsw . hillside vksfs . Hare has her hole. If ny leg vas all right could dag her out in 10 minutes As it Is, I ask for your help. and we will divide the spcils.'
Bisbee daily review., 1910-10-02
He Didn't Parad&

TT wns q fine parade" he said e v
 came along to where . tired iook11 man was leaning against the clesso doors of factory.
 Tt surely was" was the reply. N Ever see . larger oner' 1T "Never" ilsl Lots of enthusiasm. ehr'
 Oceans of it. Did you cnrry one of the banneutY '.No. not exactly"
 But you marched at the head ol one of the uniolsY' Moo"
 But you looked to bs all tired oueI and I took it that you had been .rarcA ing.'' No. I didn't get time" But surely you haven't been wueG. ing on such a day as this.''
 Well. you.see how 1t is- Ny 70 mau were in the parade. but had to skursJ around to raise money to pay thG1l wages for the coming week. and - couldn't get In line. Yss. . ans parads- great enthusiasm-great day fue ua paraded after half . dossn frlsuds ~ mine, and finally made . loan, and H wasn't so tired cut would swing rs, hat with you and cheer for cur grsa holiday" JOE KAxl
Bisbee daily review., 1910-10-02

I-ady-Are you glad school begins in just few more daysf
 Eoy-Yes'm.
 Lady-You want to get back to work again. don't youf
 Boy-So'm.
 Lady-rhen why are you giadf Boy-Cause they moved me to snodder district an want ter see if can't lick de new kids.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-10-02
Wayside Wisdom.

The bed of rose. w.thcrs with the day. The man who jamrs at conclusions is liable to land in some queer places. fat girl can bc esen fatter than she dresses
 No man really believes t''Ht there Is room at The top tn hIs hair begins to fall out
 The heavier the loid q man Is carrying. the quicker his friends are 10 add 10 It.
 
 Nobody grows rich oat of the things he Is going to do tomorrow. Talent runs in families and 1t takes intent to run a family. too. If some people had sense of humor they wouloa ratTonize the photographer The easiest way to hear your own burden Is 10 help somebody else with his
 Enterprise wins out oftencr than mere ability.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-10-02

The Housewife-I declare, l don't know what we are to do when round steak costs as much as porterhoase- It is out rageous.
 The Marketman-Yes. mum
 The Housewife-whats body going to do if this keeps on?
 The Mafketman--I would advise you. mum. that bein' the case. to eat porter house.
Bisbee daily review., 1910-10-02

of the hole. and 1t vas bad for them While they were rolling about on the ground and yelping their pain and disgust the owl. who had been watching things from . limb above. gave his tailfeathe1 . nirt and said:
 MORAL: When sec . man with . gun I infer that that gun is loaded. and that's the reason I have reached the venerable age of 'ieven years and am stili able to eat my three square meals . day"
 JOE KERR
 JUST THE THING. Hoax-I see the employees in the different artinciai hair factories are 90 ing to strike.
 Joax-Oh, rats.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-05-02
MARsHFIELD

Mrs. Harvey Bullock is taking care Of
Villas Smiths baby.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. o. Baldwin are work
ing for Edgar Lamberton.
Wallace Spooner win move his family
to the Mayo Nyman farm this week.
Mayo Wyman viii move to TIE farm
he recently purchased Of Fl. D. Holt,
the FIRST Of this week.
George King has improved his yard BY
removing the fence and changing the
road leading from the house.
Rufus Whiteomb was called to Ram
dolph last Friday By the serious Illness
Of bis uncle, 0rson Woodeock
Albert Ingerson has rented the farm
of George Huntoon. and Mr. Hnntoon IA
boarding with bis daughter, Mrs. Chester
Bugbee
Clayton Fl. Collins purchased TIE Mayo
Wgman farm last Thursday, the writings
being made the same day; possession
will be given this week.
Mrs. Edgar Lamberton was called to
Worcester Mass. last Friday morning
BY the fatal illness Of her sister, Mrs.
Olive Cole, who has been suffering long
time with consumption
All should remember Arhor day and
strive IN some way to improve their
homes BIZ planting shrubs or setting ont
trees Some Of the members of the vii.
lage Improvement society are to put
trees around the common in the VII
laae.
At the meeting Of the N. f. church
people last Thursday evening plans were
made to carry en- the work IN an easy
nenner, and the proper committees were
elected to carry out the work All those
who are in any way interested win nc
doubt hear more fully the plans when
committee calls. This does not al.
ways reach all, and should there be some
who are overlooked, this will surely be
unlntentional, and their contribution will
be gladly accepted and much appreciat-
Cd.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-05-02

There Is always something impressive
about a crowd that - swayed by q
single emotions you get an impression
oi force. saws Mary Meaton worse in
ssueeess Magazine These Women
WHO few moments ago had been quiet
shoppers. formed mob They swayed
and pushed as though moved by conn
mon impulse toward 4 table where were
the embroideries. From their tnroats
came a little duh growl, curious noise
the whisper Of mob The noise Of
e mob ia Joy or in anger Of IN fright,
or lust its restless murmur as Il waits,
Ia different from any other noise that
comes from the human throat quito
distinct. OF 4 curious animal timber
heard 81 once on the occasion Of the
throwing Of a bomb, again from crowd
waiting for a bank to open, and a third
IN 4 theatre when fire had been ealiedf
and nov here 1t was in miniature from
i coupIe If hundred women waiting 81
buy ten.cent embroideries. They were
poor women with shawls and baskets,
women with babies II their arms, women
with threadbare clothes carefully
brushed. who must think before spend
inc each dime IN the dollar, but for
once INDUCING II the great sport of
American Women bargain hunting.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-05-02
Norwieh unIversIly Notes.

Manager Kinsman may secure anuth-
er home game with the Fort Mckinley
Baseball olub during the 3rsi Of June
Some Norwich graduate looking for
change 81 position III engineering work
may wei write Mr Fred g. Davis u
The firm Of Park & Davis III Main
street Fitchhurg, Mass.
The chairman Of the university Of
Vermont Athletic association has writ
ten to Manager Starr IN regard % ar.
ranging football game with Norwich
at Montpelier next October
By special request from President
Spoouer and Captain Woodbury., Mr.
Charles r. Drum, international seere-
tary Of the Y. NJ c. A. recently spoke
to the corps in Dewey hall His lee
ture AZ an appeal To the clean man
hood Of every American youth was most
helpful and interesting All those who
heard Mr. Drums speech have expressed
ia desire to hear him again and many
of the men have said that il was the
most forecful plea evere given On the
hill toward the establishment Of higher
IDEALS
w. i. Ellis, the Norwich university
historian, has Just received life size
painting Of Cadet William r. Stone,
class Of 1913, which is to be presented
to Norwich university library; also two
books, Gone Way Around the World z
and Zone Way Round South America. Z
written BY Delight sweetser Prantiss
daughter Of James V. Sweetser, 'o5,
which win also be presented to the
library.
Great interest is being shown on the
nill BIZ the efforts Of Cadet Lieut. ~.
j, johnson, who, in regard to working
up his thesis on wireless telegrsphys
has been vainly striving 10 ay kites,
miniature aeroplanes and tiny airships.
His object is to lift wire high enough
into the str to signal over the nearby
hills. A large number Of the cadets
have initiated his actions in trying To
hy all sorts Of light and fantastic OBJ
iacts.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-05-02
WATERBURY.

The annual meeting Of the Hypatia
club was held with Mrs. WILSON in her
rooms at the hospital Friday afternoon.
The reports for the year past showed
much work accomplished and 4 thorough
pleasure fiji the study of Holland The
following officers were eleefed Presi-
dent Mrs. Evans; vice president, Mrs.
Perkins; secretary, Mrs Moody: assist
ant secretary, Mrs. Kellogg; treasurer,
Miss GswYest executive committee, Mrs.
WATSON, Mrs. knight and Mrs loslyni
program committee Mrs Bidweil Mrs.
Fogg and Mrs. Houston; forestry com
mittee, Mrs Palmer; educational com
mittee, Mrs. Demeritt, Mrs. Davis and
Miss Booker. The club voted to study
America next year Refreshments
were served and al left with The best
81 feelings for the club year just clos
ing
The hody Of Miss Smith. a sister Of
The late Mrs. Raymond Huse, was
brought from Hudson N Y. Saturday
and inferred in the village cemetery
Miss Smith was q former resident IN
town. living toward the Center, Mrs.
Huse Of Niagara Falls accompanied the
body. also Mrs Bushnell end Miss Alice
BushneH Of Waitsfeld. who had been
with Miss Smith during the last Of her
Illness
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-05-02
MoNTPELIER.

The Country club gave farewell
luncheon Friday evening to Mr.. and Mrs
james r Davidson.
The funeral Of Almyer Burt was neld
yesterday afternoon al the Baptist
church Rev s. A. Tart dictated and
the local carpenters union, Of which Mr.
Burt was 4 member, had charge Of the
funeral arrangements. That order was
present in q body.
The first high school game Of the
season was played Saturday with the SEE
oud team Of Norwich university, and
resulted 10 defeat Of 10 to 2 for the
home team Seven innings were played.
Next Saturday, the high school team
viii play Mortified high at lntereity
park
The Hibhards have organized base
ball team and elected Irving Henson
captain and Carol Duke, manager
Some fast players have promised to
sign with the new team Games viii
be arranged with the Barre tennis, if
possible, and the new organization viii
play its FIRST game this week
Oscar Wheeler Of Painfeld Is now
able to be about with the aid Of
crutches, after an operation for the re-.
moyal 81 q toe on his left foot which
was performed at North Montpelier.
Blood poisoning set in as the result Of
cutting corn with knife, and the
operation was necessary in order to
save the foot.
Mr.. and Mrs Lester RI Greene have
returned from their trip 60 New Or
leans, which commenced April a. Dur
| ing their absence, besides visiting New
delegate from the Montpelier lodge Of
shriners to the annual convention of
Mount Sinai temple they spent some
time ii Jacksonville and ST. Augustine,
Fla, Savannah, Ga. Charlestown. S. q,
Richmond and Norfolk, Va, Washing
ton. D G., Philadelphia and New York.
t0thers from Vermont to attend the eon-
vention were r w Putnam Of Brattle-
boro, j. Cady Of Marshfcld and Glenn
Wilkins Of MorrisYiIle.
The annual conclave Of Mount Zion
commandery, No 8, X. r, WIS held
Friday evening and officers wore elett-
ed as follows for the ensuing year;
Eminent commander. William Al SHAW
OF Northdald; generalissimo. George II,
Almoni captain general, Charles A.
Lang; prelate, Collins Blakely senior
warden. Frank L. Burbank junior var
den. Walter c. Washburn; treasurer
William A. Briggs; recorder, Charles II
iIIeaton; standard bearer. Glenn A.
DouhIeday sword bearer. Loe A. New.
combs members Of the guard, Captain,
Dewey r. Hanley. Heber G. Cady Of
| Mortified and William f. Emerson 81
Rnndolph musical director Dean "
| Edaon: assistant musical director
Frank r. Goss; commissary, Dwight E
Mason; assistant commissary Jesse A.
Kellogg sentinel David r. Barbour
This election gave the Office Of recorder
70 Charles n. Heaton for the twenty.
fifth successive year. The order Of tbs
Red Cross was conferred upon George
B Hall Of Roxhury and Fred A. steb.
bins.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-05-02

Hiram Sparrow was IN Barre On busi-
ness Wednesday.
G. NJ. Hamblin viii Il IS expected, load
car Of potatoes here soon.
Earl Willard is released and ont again,
after illness with scarlet fever.
NJ, ID. Rowland was ID Barre and
Montpelier Friday on business.
The census emimerator for this town
is A. G. Wheeler Of Waterbury.
willard Robbins spent last Sunday
with friends at Woodbury. pond
Mr.. ana Mrs. II. M. Farnham returned
Monday in their auto from Boston.
F. @. Rowland and family Of Barre
City were at M "a Howland's Sunday
Walter Clark is repairing and making
additions to bis house in the cast viii
lage.
Harry Daniels had large engine I'M
loaded here Monday and drew It to his
mill in Calais.
George Daniels Of Calais was here with
team Monday to help draw his BROTH
er's engine to Calais
Mrs Richard McAllister went 70 Bos-
ton last Monday en- business and expects
to remain there only few days.
Chester Batohsldsr and wife are at
their home in town for this week and
viii return to their work in HardwicE
Sunday.
Lynn Clark he's bought his old home
farm, this spring, Of his father, and has
been getting out lumber 10 repair the
house soon.
Mrs A. G. Davis remains very in at
the home Of her daughter, Mrs. 0. l.
| Tillotson, and not much change In her
condition has been reported for several
days.
Mr. and Mrs. Richard Copying and Mr.
and Mrs Arthur Clark were IN Water
bury Wednesday to attend the wedding
Of their brother, William LaPoint, and
Miss Beryl Breen.
A very interesting discussion was held
at the grange last week about the most
profitable crops for farmers to raise, and
there were several well -backed-up views
on hay pigs, and raising ones own grain
Next week one question win be, Which
has the most aids ii their work-ths
farmer or his wifef
William LaPoint and Miss Beryi Breer
were married in Waterbury "Wednesday
and are now at the home Of Richard Cop
ping until May /, when they viii ~ K
their farm on the North Montpelier road
Their many friends wish them much
prosperity and are glad that one NOR,
young couple viii settle down on a farn
here and add to the large list who hav,
done SO in the past three years.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-05-02
4 Pronouneemsnt By AZ Beagt.

Mr.. Field, president Of the telephone
company, was the active head Of the cor-
poration opposition and ne did not dis-
auise Il. When Mr.. ellison Gardener the
Washington correspondent Of the seripps
papers, came to Denver, Field said to him
lin one Of the most important pro-
nouncements ever made by the Beasts
"0ur company Is ia politics Yes. Why
Bv virtue 81 necessity Our company
contributes Il political parties and for
politioal purposes Yes. Why Be-
cause this is the modern system. = be-
gan wears ago It exists for the same
reason that we contribute to state fair
or a Y. Nj. G. A. It became The custom,
long since. To expect corporations to con-
tribute to an kinds 81 things And final
iv It was politics. Then it became nee.
essarv. Then came the unfair acts and
we needed men il Office who would be our
friends.
our company IS IN politics in order to
have friends We never have asked ter
anything improper ! speak for ne other
corporation or persons but our company
has always been above reproaeh But
We do have friends We have them in
both parties They come to me and ask
advice. They come and ask me to help
them lay their plans They come regard
less Of their parties, and they hold meet.
inas in my office. | am not a boss.
have carefully avoided being anything
like that. But l can't help it if they
come TO me and ask advice.
He admitted that he had opposed my
nomination in both parties My opposi-
ton. he boosted, was effective. Yes IL
was effective with both parties. Judge
Lindsey's name was left OIL both tick-
cts. He said he had opposed me because
I had made attacks on his personal
character but that statement deceived
no one. I had never attacked him, except
as one Of the corporation presidents who
were debauching politics and maintaining
the political system that united the law
breaking dives gambling helis and
brothels with the lawbreaking public
utility companies and their corrupted
courts he deeaiged no nne--laaAt 81 All