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The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-07-16

Berne.-The prompt bravery of a
fireman on the Swiss federal railway
system averted a terrible disaster. The
fireman in question was working on
the engine of passenger train and
had just thrown a shoyelful of coal
into the furnace when he saw in the
midst of it a dynamite cartridge.
Without a moments hesitation he
thrust his hand into the firebox, and,
thought terribly burned, succeeded in
pulling out the cartridge before an ex-
plosion could occur. The railway di-
rectors have awarded him a large
sum of money for his heroism.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-07-16
Diocese of Denver

ELIZABETH KELLY, Correspondent
The IEter~iountain and Colorado
Catholic is placed en- sale at the
James Clarke church goods house. 0ai
California street. Denver. Colo.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-07-16

Rome.-Bishop Corbett of Sale.
Australia, who has been seriously i'll
for three months in the hospital of the
Little Sisters of Mary here, presented
to the Pope recently Father Guy Ga
van Duffy, son of a barrister of Mel
bourne, whose father was Sir Charles
Duffy Father Gavan Duffy has just
been ordained In Switzerland
Paris.-Ir the gentle art of ballot
box stuffing, intimidation of voters and
stealing of elections generally the
French colonies not only have nothing
to learn of the most expert American
exponents of the shady side of politics,
but in view of the disclosures in the
examination of the returns from Qua
deloupe, Martinique and La Reunion,
just made by the new chamber of
deputies, these colonists could qualify
as teachers to any aspirants who wish
to learn the trick of carrying cleo
tions without votes. One result of the
election was the unseating of the ne
gro deputy, Legitimus, famous because
he was absent so long during the last
parliament that his existence was
considered as a myth by some, though
he happens to be in Paris just now.
Another consequence may be to raise
the whole question of the advisability
of any parliamentary representation
for the colonies-at least, those of the
West Indies.
A remarkable operation discovered
during the parliamentary inquiry was
as follows: A ballot box on the first
count was found to contain 324 pa
pers for A candidate and 127 for B.
The box aud the signed return were
conveyed u lie town hall. When it
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-07-16

Dublin.-The profits of the Belfast
corporation electricity department last
year amounted to S55,000, $25,000 of
which was handed over in relief of
rates
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-07-16

Dublin.-The American invasion is
now at its height and there have never
before been so many Americans in
Ireland. Every ship which lands at
Queenstown drops three or four hun
dred homecoming Irish-Americans.
Sometimes the number is greater than
this, rarely less. One steamer had
nearly 700 passengers for Queenstown.
And Ireland is taking care of them.
From one end of the country to the
other / hear tales of the good times
being prepared for the hOmecomers.
So successful has been the movement
this year that I understand it is to be
made permanent institution, and 1t
is probable next year the number of
tourists will be even greater than 1t
has been this year
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-07-16

Detroit.-While sailing alone across
the river at Charlevoix, Sunday. Mich
ael McCaylay, quartermaster on the
government supply boat Hyacinth, fell
overheard and sank before live savers
could reach him.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-07-16

Boston.-New England waters
claimed toll of nine lives nv
accidental drowning Sunday. In near
ly every case the victims were seeking
relief from the torrid temperature bV
& plunge in the water.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-07-16

One of them, named Boschini, made
friends with Beau, and while the lat
ter was on sentry-go at night at Cher
bourg battery, induced him by the Of
fer of big bribe to allow the anarch-
ist to steal pieces of the breech block
of a certain gun. Boschini got clear
away with the mechanism, and omit
ted to give the promised bribe to
Beau, who has been arrested on a
charge OF stealing the breech block
parts
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-07-16

Vienna.-The unsuccessful attempt
to assassinate General Baron Won Va
resanin as he was returning from the
opening of the first Bosnian Herzego
vinian diet at Seravejo has served to
show the splendid loyalty of the prov
inces to the empire. Everywhere in
Bosnia Herzegovina is heard execra-
ton for the anarchistic attempt, and
had the would-be assassin not taken
his own life he woulu probably have
been torn to pieces by the crowd.
Boydan Kavajic, the assassin, was a
student and an anarchist. 1t is not be-
lieved he had any accomplices.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-07-16

New York.--Astray in the marshes
of Jamaica bay, William Bibrecht of
Maspeth, L. l., set foot in a quicksand
pool last night and was swallowed
alive before his friends could reach
him.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-07-16

Lake Placid, N. Y.-Oscar P. Mich
olas of Brooklyn, superintendent at
the Lake Placid Yacht club, was
drowned here Sunday while bathing.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-07-16

Oswego, n. Y.-The bodies of Ed
die Hammond and Harold Driscoll
both years old, were found Sunday
in the Varick canal.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-07-16

Albany, N. Y.-John Whalen and
Francis Forh were drowned while
bathing in a cree.y Sunday.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-07-16

Watertown, N. Y.-Frank Namo
was drowned Sunday while bathing in
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-07-16

New York-Experts are coming to
the conclusion that the trouble with
the United States is that we are too
rich and are consequently too eXtrav-
agant. It will be hard to convince the
man who is trying his hardest to meet
his bills that this is the case, but sta
tistics show a gradual increase in the
per capita wealth of the country
from $500 to in 1850 to S1,600 in
1910 And yet those who have lived
during both periods tell us the aver
age man was pretty nearly as we'll off
fifty years ago as he is today If not
comparatively better off. 1t is up to
the statesmen to find out what the
trouble is and to apply the remedy.
st. Petersburg.-Some time ago a
whole family was murdered at Pot
chep, in the southwest of Russia.
Two men named Cluster and Shmak-
hin were charged with the crime, and
although protesting their innocence to.
the last, the former was hanged, and
the latter sentenced to long term of
hard labor. 1t was subsequently as
certained that there had been a mis-
carriage of justice, and the real muir
derers were arrested and tried by
court-martial at Chernigoff, and con-
demned to death. This occurred on
May 26, and the three murderers were
confined in Chernigoff Jail pending
the exesution of their sentence. The
other day two of them were found
dead in their cell. They had been
strangled by their companion with a
twisted piece of linen. The three had
drawn lots as to which of them
should kill the two others, and then
commit suicide The man who lost
fulfilled the first part of the bargain,
but at the last moment shrank from
doing away with himself
The imperial stages are largely
kept up by the tsar, and no less a sum
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-07-16

New Haven, Conn.-There were
seven accidental drownings in Connec-
ticut Sunday.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-07-16

Two lions that the Emperor Men
elk of Abyssinia gave to the Pope
year or two ago, have been found
dead in the private zoo in the vatican
gardens. 1t is believed the animals
have been poisoned
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-07-16

Paris.-Italian anarchists have
taken an extraordinary revenge on a
French soldier who had exposed one
of their plots. A man named Beau
deserted from the Fench army, went
to Italy and got mixed up in an an
archist plot He exposed the con-
spiracy to the police, and the anarch-
lists were arrested. Fearing the an
archists' vengeance, Beau fled back to
France and gave himself up to the
military authorities, being condemned
to the period of imprisonment and or
dered to complete his term of service.
He thought he was safe in the army,
but the anarchists were on his track,
with a novel scheme Of vengeance.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-07-16

than s2,5O0,O0O is drawn annually
from the royal treasury for their
maintenance.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-07-16

The senior division Of the Holy
Name society of the Cathedral parish
held a very interesting meeting on
Thursday evening, July Z, in Logan
avenue school house. An open discus
sion was both interesting and instrUc-
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1910-09-22

5000 ola O.
sob bez zarostu }ysych! "a
rost i wlosy rzeczywiscie W
przeciagu 80 dni ~wywolafa
prawdziwa "Woda Ate6ska!"
Starry, m}odzi, panowie i pa
nis, potrzebuja tylko uzyc'
"Wody Ate6skiej" ably wy
wo1ac zarost wlos6w, brody i
brwi, = gdvz dowjedziono 10
"Woda Ate6ska" jest jednym
srodkiem tegoczesnej wiedzy,
kt6ra W przeciagu 81 dni tax
oddzia}uje ma ceOolki w}oso-
we, ze W}osy zaczynaja ros-
nae. Wszalkie, correspondent,
eye nalezy adresowac za}a-
czajac "a SC marek ma kata
log. J. :K%ami1ski, Co., 932,
Broadway, Buffalo, N. Y. 49,.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1910-09-22
W novel kolonii biisko granicy Stanu MOI

kurydzy j lest odpowiednim
ma wszystkie warzywa.
P6lnocny Wisconsin prze~
wyzsza wszystkie inne mie;-
scowo6ci Y produkowaniu
neutrality-suspicious. gdy
alfalfa hodowana jest z well
ka. korzYkcia, Szczeg6lnie
polecamy. naszym rodakom
h%odowanie byd1a.
Woda jest czysta i miekka
j ieziora So zrodlane, nape}-
nione rybami, groble SO wy
sokle z pieknemi wybrzeza-
mi, a bardzo malojest MIS-
kich a1bo bagnistych grcn-
tow W parafii.
Geese tego gruntu jest
geste budulcowe drzewo, ma
niekt6rych miejscach SO
chr6sty. Znaczna Geese tego
grunto jest gotowa pod: plug
Ma niekt6rych gruntach jest
lyle drzewa, ze,mozpa wszyst-
ko tego wypiacic.
! Raty So bard a. wpla.
ca sic jedna ti;tzecia do jed
nej czwartej Scze5ci zaraz,
reszte " przecisa[gu trzech do
Epieciu lat nit 54fpczn,g r'aty ra /
zem, albo z prkAedp}ata pro-
centu pc '6%::ceny So stop
Move cd 81 do $12 "a akier,
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1910-09-22
ZachowafO mu nOge.

"Wszyscy my6leli, te utracs 0
GET plsze /. A. Swensen, Z Wa
tertown, Wis. "Dzieslec lat wy
sypki, ktorej IS doktor6w ME wy
goi}o, n~areszcie mnie po}ozy}o.
Wtenczas Bucklena masG arDlkowa
wyleczy}a zdrowo i dobrze-" Me
zawodna ma wysypkl sk6rne, lisa.
je, solny reumatyzm, guy, febry-
c,ne rauy, %sparzenla, odarcia, sta.
leczenla i krwawnice. Csc " apiece
M. j. Kowalewskiego. 81.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1910-09-22
Potnlki

Kazda mfoda dana chce mic6
kaftanik ma jesieh daja noszaecemu
zgrabnoSc i strojny wyglad. Kupi~
lismy wielkie urozmaicenie W woj-
skowym stylu z podw6jnym napier
STEM, b1afym, modrym it'd. many
je stopniowo W Genie cd $3.50 do
100. Te potnikl robione 50 przez
najlepszych fabrykant6w i my gwa.
r%antujemy zadowolenie.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1910-09-22

PODAJE niniejszem do wiado,
domosci, il wykupifem pracownia
wyrabiania pomnik6w kamicnnych
ma groEy = %poniewaz mayhem
wszystko bardzo tanio, przeto
s~przedawac bede 0 wiele taniej cd
innych. Zaraz naprzeciwko powia.
towego ratusza.
J6z. G. Frantesl i
Jan N. Beranek
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1910-09-22
Podziekowanie.

Nizej podpisani ~sk}adamy:
nasze najserdeczniejsze po-:
dziekawanie Tow. Najsl Ser
ca Jezusow. iTow. N. P. n. M.
oraz Tow. 6w J6zefa Cir. 1881
z. N. P. zarazem wszystkim#
Braciom Poiakom Siostrom:
"a udzis1 wxiety w pogrzebie]
naszego kochanego OLGA, kt6-1
rego tax niospodlianie smierc|
zabra}a z naszego grona. II
Sk}adamy serdeczne p"dzie-.
kowanie Wiel. Ks. J. J. Sly
mahskiemu "a odprawienie:
za!obnego nabozehstwa "a du-:
SEE naszego Ojcai "a picking
przemowe PREY zw}okach, kt6-
rel s}owa pozostana, nam W.
pamieci p6ki= zyes5 bedziemy;;
vice CT dzieki "a to Wiel. o..
cze Proboszczp, nigdy CT te
go ME z%apomniu,y "a Twoja
dobroc cos uczynil ola mas ":
tym wielkim nieszczesciu i.
smutku, MECH CT Pan Bog
to wynagrolzi zdrowiem jak'
najlepszem W tenn 5yciu. -:
I VAN drodzv Bracia i:
Siostry "a to u1ssll!ulgi co6cie
podjeli ola naszego OLGA zmar-
lego ola mas zaselamy VAN
stokrotne Bog zapiac. Kres-:
limy sic podzieka: Maryanna':
iona; K. L., Jan; Teufil,
Franciszek, syi,owie; Rozalia:
Veronica, cork; w. Balgi,-::
wicz, J. Bes, zieciowie. :
Wimieniu ca}ej rodziny
K. L. ~TRAJANOWSKI;
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1910-09-22
U d O k t O a j..

Pacyentka: Al wal! Oh! Oh!
Lekarz: Coz PAM dolega?
Pacyentka: "a nam TAXI wielki
s}abosz, co mnie boil.
Lekarz: A gdzie pania boil?
Pacyentka: w sadzawkie.
Lekarz: Prosze ME robic sobie
zart6w re mnie.
Pacyentka: Me, pan k%onsylarz ia
ME szpasuje e. ia mowim prawde.
Lekarz: Vice pokaz PAM, gdzie
pania boil?
Pacyentka: Iu W lewem nogiem,
ma zgiecie.
Lekarz: Aha, wiec W stawie W
kolanic. ."..
Pacyentka: NJ tax, toz ia m6wi~
lam, W stawie czy- sadzawka, to
wszystko jedno.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1910-09-22
Kostyumy

Przygotowali6my nagromadzenie
sukien ma sprzedaz ma jesieh i zime
do naszego departamentu. Suknie
ma ten sezon SO ,robione z safety,
sefgi, panamas, voiles it'd. So one
zrobione tax doskonale, robota W
Mich tax wprawna, re sic przekona~
Gle, IL nigdy ME ~nadarzy}a wan sic
taxa sposobncsc. One stopniuja W
genie cd $1,000 do $4,000 SO a.
kufat zbiorem: sezonu pcdfug osta.
tnlej mody.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1910-09-22

~odpowiednio do gatunku j
p~o}ozenia gruntu.
Nowy kosci6l %budewany
bedzie przez w]a6ciciela tego
gruntu i osobliwie darmo ola
parafian, skoro tylko 100 ia.
milf, ME mniej, osiedli sic
W tel parafii.
Pc blizsze %iDformacye a.
dresujcie pod adresem: Rev,
John Gratza, W Oxley, Wis.
W}aSciciele
Nichols & FrisselI
Oxley, Wis.
albo
Minneapolis, Mimi.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1910-09-22
ZAWIADOMIENIE Q ]PKA-
CENIU .MIEJSKICHs

Zawiadamia sic niniejszem,, ze
podatki "a brukowanie, 6cieki, cho-
dnik5 it'd. zalegle- nalezy.sie p1acic
W ofisie skarbnika miejskiego, W
:banku Marchants Bank W dpiu,
albo pred /. Pazdziernika, J9lO.
Da1o W -Winona,, 9z.wrzesniia 1910.
GEO. w.
Skarbnik miejski.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1910-09-22
Bluzki

Nasza wystawa bluzek W tym Sc
zonie jest prawdopodobnie najwyso
mienitsza i najcenniejsza jaka pc
kusili6my sic w~ystawi6. Wszystko
co sic odnosi do mody co jest MOVIE
i %popu!arne jest tn ola waszej in.
spekcyi, czarne, kolorowe, jedwab.
ne It'd. pc cenach stopniowych 1896
ad do $3.50. Move perskie bluzki
przewazaja W tym rzedzie a IVORY,
SO najksztaftniejsze. !,
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1910-09-22
49,.
z l e k cyl c h e m i k

k c,yi c h e m k i.
Professor: - Co sic stanie re z}o-
tenn, gdy' sig je pofozy ma wolnem
pOwietrzu? :., 's: .
Student (po d}uzszym N m;ysle:)
- Skradna je:
Pytani'e i. i d p 0 W d 1.
go to jest samobdjstwo z mic
toscia?
Zabdjstwo,b DO wtedy g1upiec
zabija durnia!
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-11-30
UNCLE sam IS IN
need Of A nurse
ALSO NEEDS HELP IN OTHER DE.
PARTMENTS OF SER.
VICE.
Five More Civil Service Examinations
Are Scheduled Here-Maybe One
Will Just Suit You.

Incle Sam is in need of a nurse
Maybe he has worried so much over
the tariff, and the Panama canal. and
the growth of insurgency. that his
health is impaired. But whatever the
cause, he has issued ii call for head
nurse Cooperating -female) and an cx
animation will be held on January
to secure eliSibles for this position
1t will consist of technical questions
on various nursing subjects.
On the same date two other exam
nations are announced, one for fish
cl,lturist and one for aid in the Bureau
of Standards. Each of these viii con.
sist of practical questions on the diff
fercnt branches.
On January 6 an examination will
be held for agronomist in rice investi-
cations. A knowledge Of agricultural
conditions in the south is required of
all applicants, and training and eX-
perience is also a factor.
An assistant in agricultural educa-
ton for the Department of Agricul-
ture is wanted and the test will occur
December "a. Education and train
ing are the two important essentials
of this examination. There are a
number of other examinations sched-
uled for the above named dates, an
nouncrments of which have appeared
in earlier issues of the Tribune. For
further information on any of them
apply to Harry Larson at the general
delivery window of the Bismarck post
office.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-11-30
Twenty Volume Novels.

The longest novels Of today are pyg
mics compared with those published
in the seventeenth century. Mile. de
Scudery'> lie Grand Cyrus ran into
ten volumes. its publication being
spread over five years. And when
it was translated. or, to quote the title
page. "Englished by Person Of Hon
our" it appeared in five folio volumes
of some 800 pages apiece. Another
novelist Of the same period. La Cal
prenede. was even more diffuse. one
of his works. "Cleopatre." extending
over twenty-three volumes. These
novels found plenty Of readers despite
their enormous length. The Paris pub
Usher of lie Grand Cyrus" made
100000 crowns by the first edition
alone. Nearly Ill the works OF Sou
derry and Calprcnede were TRANSLATED
into English as soon us they appeared
and many Of them into German AS
well.-LondOn Chronicle.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-11-30

They Make T:,erns'' !. l. ~ Thcir
Idols, as '1i!:o"s a. po,.Ibic.
TIL, H"r>: i':i'"I'lut ;"r'"l Of the
y'un- Africans III" is that between
;rulh ana manhood TOR womanhood).
= '!lr.n hit the witch doctor is ex-
trrinrly busy With his various mys-
,rrin,lS rites 1t is an important part of
his calling to be hidcous, as in most
cases he n'''onltrdly Is. A ridiculous
mask covers his head and wildcat or
rthrr skins are hung around his loins.
Pigment Of "HriOuS colOrS IS plrnti-
rully nllb"d over his body. and in this
hidcOuS stat" it is not TO he wondered
at that he strikes terror into the
malens' hearts as he dances wildly
ii the din freight. glarinG at 'hrm
with iicndiSh eyes. The :imid young
creatures are Ike the hare which trcm.
nIrc rs tn" lowering bird Of prey tlut
,rrS over its head Self will is crushed.
n:.'l 'hr "rStwhle playful. willful child
is transformed in most cases into 4
frightened crc:t'l".. with. for tn" time
being, no wi! OF her own. 1t is Il curl
Gus thing that nothing connected With
what one may call the spiritual sid
IF The blacks life IS ever beauti
lul Their curved figures are always
90 say the cast. grOtesuue and 'calcu
lated 10 fr~ht"n rather than r"lnf"i'
'lr brrraved - Wide World MaGaZ;n"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-11-30
Doesn't K, Nv Her Ace,

There is Il glaring phase Of unfair
ness in the position of the two sexes,
despite all our struggles for the suf-
frAGr. y woman still breads to tell
her age" no matter how youthful she
may look. waile as long as man
looks youthful he is generally willing
to ADM, and even to boast of how
manly nilcstoncs he has passed. There
is at least one father who understood
this problem in time and who gave
his daughter Il fair chance in life by
never letting her know how old she
was. He realized at her birth that a
time would come when she would not
want to tell her age, and lie spared her
the humiliation Of having to prcvari-
cate. SO she was never told either her
age or the place where she was born.
and there were no birth records pre-.
served in the family.-New York
World.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-11-30
Consolation.

4 little girl Of thirteen or so found
herself one day possessed of a new
emotional desire to be pretty. She
struggled with it, but finally went to
the long mirror in the hall and for the
first time in her life looked at herself
critically from head to foot. She saw
what most girls see at thirteen-a
lalky creature. mostly legs and arms,
hands and feet. 1t hurt her, and she
went out Of doors to think 1t over
Thought resulted in tears, and in tears
she was found half an hour later by
her particular chllm, boy lear her
own age. Anxious inquiry us to why
she was crying induced her to speak.
ooh, Harold" she walled, i've just
looked at myself in the glass, and I'm
so homcly"
The boy was puzzled, but synpa-
thctic and made an effort ut consola-
ton. lie looked ut her Il minute, then
awkwardly pattcd her, saying sooth-
in"ly:
mot honcly. Alice; just funny look
ing" New York Times
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-11-30
A Historic SPOT.

Linlithgow palace. Oh the shore of
the beautiful sheet OF water Of that
name in Scotland. is somewhat square
and heavy looking l.inlithgoW was
the birthplace of Mary. queen of Scots;
in I.inithgow church James ~. of
Scotland was fOrewarned by an appa
rition of til" coming disaster at Flod-
den Field: in it's streets the regent
Murray was shot; close by the town
Edward l. had two ribs broken by his
horse the night before Falkirk. and ON
its loch chancellor Of the eXcheQucr
bent on economy. issued instructions
that the royal swans should be KEEP;
down to a dozen .ArEOnaut.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-11-30
Lunch Room Repartee.

The Young man with the iron cneek
enter Il tie quick l:.nch room and seat
ed himself II, the third table.
"i,riin,in." he r;li,nl Familiarity. you
look fresh this morning.
"Npt half as fresh as some others.
rel .rlrd TIE pretty waitress, with an
elevation of her nose.
"Wr!l. we'll. Have you calf hralns:'
IF | did you wouldn't order them,
for Won have an ovrrsupplr now.
My. bu, YOU are getting good for the
matinee. With the high price Of meats
eggs ro.ue in handy these days, don't
they"
"No: IL, ~ come in crates.
"Wuw. Did you ever hear the story
Of the incubator chick: It's not out
yet.
"That will do. sonny. Did you ever
hear III" story Of the cod porrldSe:
Well. it ) on YOU!
Tile rc was IN unexpected fitting or
a dish. and the young man with the
iron cheek WAS showered with oat-
Ueul.-HOS1On Post.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-11-30

One of our correspondents. to whom
so far as we can remember we never
did any injury. sends us the following
Carlyle said that genius is an in
finite capacity for taking pains. We
venture to think this definition appro
pirate to 4 clerk.
But in a doctor genius is an inf
mite capacity for stalking pains.
In Il commercial traveller. for taking
trains.
In literary man, for raking brains
In sanitary engineer, for making
drains.
And in a Don Juan, forsaking
James.
Oscar Wilde's emendation Of the
proverb was ut once briefer and more
obvious. Genius" he said, lis an in
finite incapacity for taking palms,
London News.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-11-30

Tonight will be the last appearance
Of the present bill at the Gem theatre,
and the acts and animated scenes
make up a high class program Of en-
tcrtainment.
The Michealangelos, novelty artists,
have IA feature act, and their work
brings forth a good round of applause
every performance.
May Howell, the young comedienne
and singer, has recovered from the Sc
we're cold she contracted the first of
the week, and her singing and mono
logues are pleasingly rendered.
The Gem always has an excellent
line Of entertainment, and patrons are
assured of finding something that will
completely satisfy them at Manager
Wells amusement house.