The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-03-07
IAN INTELLECTUAL POLICE
STIR MN MCCARTHY TO 4
MENTAL INVENTORY.

Win ENersb body Going w for ~ mbsIs~n,.
How shall Pare an Oid Hooker who
Outsallrd IRDsen Long AgOT-RelIef
Trips On tho Mourning Purple seas.
The Oak street police had occasion to
arrest Hindu last night. No sooner
had the Indisman set eyes uDon the peace
fUl plumpness Of Lieut.. Bull Mccarthy
surrounding the desk than hs bowed
down utterly 10 B,Iddha at his shrine
Bull halted the doorman's foot. which
WIS about to bs-tow a respectful kick
upon the Worshipper.
why prod himg- he inquired. He
will not thank you for disillusioning him
Besides he may be a disciple Of MaeterA
hnck Il may be only peculiar form %
symbolism
Tho doorman was 50 horrifed at the
hare suggestion that Bull hastened 10
explain. symbolism. while probably
a vice, he expanded, lis not in the Penal
Code
A. once tho DISCOVERIES Club. Of which
Bull - a fourth dimension. went into
executive session. 4 wonderful canvas
showing full rugged ship set TO her
skysl- and executed without reference
to starbnird or port was displayed.
Il too hav. been To- SEA said Bull
i hav" come to port. But my heart IL
changed. never again shall bs able to
pretend.
Time was when could wrap myself
in tho new Thought a. in q mantle. Or
cared not whsthsr | had a cargo had
but lh-en for ballast When my senses
mutini.d slowed them aft in irons.
AT I
mate. Intuition, said. That1l do ys
and
Then Won took leave Of your senses.
your crew. asked on" Discoversr.
If you think this il a Pilgrims Prog
ress.- observed Bull you ara mistaken.
am no Bunyan. ! only pcrpetrated that
paradox To show what symbolism leads
10.
i would not speak Of these appoaite
matters were this not AN opposite age.
We low" to see through a glass darkly
ather than face To face. I hate stained
glass II will have To- be put up in the
police. stations Is well a. the churches.
however. " things continue the way
they're gong.
The Police Department 10 so full 81
intellectual unrest that he, who runs may
bad the electric signs. Because China
town Is in the precinct the folks at the
Elizabeth street station are studying
CpnfuCiaui-m.
Here reference was had to the collected
works OF Cant Aiiks Calvin Of Elizabeth
strr-t. They fitted forty volumes There
VIZ uo key or index to them other than
Capt Gaivin's cryptic uttsrance:
/ want my rule in Elizabeth street To
l.. known A. the Golden Rule. | shall
always strive 10 10 unto others as I would
be done 10y 10y them
The DrypyeroTs ~ once agreed that
th"s- words showed clearly Confucian /
an fiucnCv.
In Madison street station resumed !
Bull. wagRing has head. -'h.y keep the .
Ialmud alongside the civil and Penal
COd's You can have your choice OF the
books of law. Even thu Jewish peoplas
incline To tho Penal and tivil codes though
The ialmud law "a pretty severe.
That's only -ecOud instance OF
what's going ON among the police all
over the greater city. Everybony i
specializing. everybody - intellectual
everybody ON the force - restless. What
will h. th" outcufncs What n the outcome /
" a boiling pOt' ~ am IA CngeUd"red |
Hs-ry police man on the fore to-day j. |
-. Hw heated and steam prop Heal. every |
THII.rnlan except = few old hOok..rS ike !
my II. who ,ruI-s ser,n"ly under fun .
sal.
Two Lost children wen. brought in.
On" wis cryIrG IN a hopeless way The .
other was con, MT Ib" contantrd one ,
Wa elected =. III" Dl-6 ov.rers az once
H." wee and frizht-n. 4 Girl Bull ss,t upon
his knee. Bull VAS Iieasad TO ascer tain
that her notions had not been derived .
from a second hand dealer in philosophy
She iii not even pretend she liked him
Buii ~ plan . to III" matron that sh.. WAS
q deep sra sailor thereby N Kin gffhat good
woman intellect for IA" rest Offhe night
Now dat o." s,-'u" shift to the seas that
Iu huwlHg purple. ~ pasticprria
with e.. .-tlr.iS aIi shsTbst and kaphea
g. wrratn'd narghilshs and PIC
rIr.s. Crude Culurfui of Lord Byron swear
ing q %. az oath over the tomb Of Marco
BoZXtriS Hero VS. NO unrest intslisC-
fuai or IrllRInei Homer lay down with
" l'liAm jaime. aud Mary Baker q Eddy
walked t-.-iIr tb" strrnly iolcful Jere-
iniah and Bull dad l-ad them Possidon
show q taa way.