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The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

The powers of Europe are willing
to play" the long delayed" engage
ment, but no one wants the RESPONSE
bility of starting something" and
each one wishes to know just what
the others will do when it is start
ed.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

c. ID. Morton, the presidents new
secretary, is a former insurance man.
No doubt he can therefore be depend
ed on to out.talk the most obstrep,
erous ofiiCe-seeker.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

A woman went into Norfolk dent.
lists Office and asked if he could pull
her tooth without hurting her He
could And he did Didn't hurt you,
did it?" he asked. NO" she whined,
but it's bleeding"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

Figures of ministers salaries just
out show the average is but 1868.
And yet the average church expects
the grade of eloquence that is secured
from a $4,000 lawyer.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

Ex-Governor Rollins of New Hamp-
shire pays $4,000 fine for violation of
the customs law. The high muck-er-
mucks should know it is as bad for
them to smuggle in $4,000 worth as
for some poor peddler to bring in 500
worth.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

John Bull having been soundly
spanked for weakness in Egypt, it
looks as if Kaiser Wilhelm must have
put up very ingenious bluff to have
escaped the shingle.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

Bleriot caused some excitement
when he flew the channel, De Lam
bert less. England will never get
really excited until somebody by the
name of Hohenstauffen or Hohenzol-
ern blows across.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

1t looks as if things were getting so
dull in the u. S. A. that the colonel
would like to get the job of curbing
the Egyptian assassins as a supple.
mentary holiday.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

The railroads need not fear that the
people will not let them have a fair
interest on the money invested. What
the people object to is this paying
dividends on the expected value of
the property a generation hence.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

Such college honors as l.. l.. d..
used to be valued, but to the college
boys such degrees as p. 1B., S. s.,
that come with the varsity ball team,
are more highly priced.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

The editor of a paper down in Mis-
sissippi was compelled to eat a clip
ping from his paper while the man
who was mentioned therein looked on
with a gun. The editor attributed his
subsequent illness to the fact that the
article contained several typographical
errors"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

The genius OF England for govern
ment seemed falisified in South Afri.
ca and in Ireland. One of the two
errors is now cured. If the reign of
George V witnesses the reconciliation
of Irish and British, the last great
internal weakness of the empire will
have been removed.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

]. d. Hoss is a candidate for sheriff
in Indianapolis. 1t is not stated whe-
Their he is a dark boss" or not. Hoss
power is a little slow for these times,
but it may win in the race just as
well as gasoline or electricity.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

Under the new corporation tax the
government will receive about $22,-
OOO,O more than before from the
corporations Of the country.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

The Kansas City Star suggests that
the next time the government could
save many million dollars and make
a bigger hit by keeping the battle
ship fleet at home and sending Colonel
Roosevelt around the world
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

There is no building in the world
now in use so venerable, so majesti-
cally simple, so famed and so filled
with memories of a great past as is
Westminster hall, where King Ed
wards body lay in state.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10
a Joker Amono Birds.

The bucjay is Il practical joker. It
Is his habit to conceal himself in a
mass Of leaves near the spot where
small birds are accustomed to gather
ana when they are enjoying them
selves in their own fashion to sud
denly frighten them almost to death
by screaming out like hawk. OF
course they scatter in every direction.
and when they do so the mischievous
rascal gives vent to cackle that
sounds very much like laugh.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

Now that it is announced that Kan.
sas will want 10000 harvest hands
our leisure class that rides on freight
car bumpers will give that state a
wide berth.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

Governor Hughes and Mayor Cay
nor are both proving that real live
concern for the welfare of the people
has the old game of playing politics
beaten to a FRAGILE.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

1t is said that Vice President Sher-
man while posing for a picture the
other day fell asleep. The habit is
one superinduced by presiding over
the United States senate.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

In view of the recent bribery comics.
sions, if public jobs are to be sold at
auction, it is about time for the pub
lie at least to get the proceeds of the
sales
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

The recent revolution in Cuba was
promptly quelled by the arrest of the
sixty malcontents. The building of
railroads and development of the ag-
ricultural possibilities of the island
which is now going on is body blow
to the old time guerrilla warfare.
When men get to be close neighbors
and the government means more the
chances for revolution and rebellion
grow increasingly small,
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

Automobiles who are determined to
make forty miles an hour, city or
country, should change their autos for
aeroplanes. The earth is no place for
them. 1t is too thickly populated.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

A Norfolk boy graduate got six
scarf pins for commencement gifts.
He says he wishes he'd got one more,
so that he'd have one for every day in
the week.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

After woman has been married h
few years she doesn't have any more
respect for the men than a good cook
has for a hotel dinner.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

Il don't care to attend parties, but
my friends are asked to remember
want to be invited. PEARSON Irvine.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

1t is generally said of a certain
Atchison man: "He tells his wife
too much"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

Rattan furniture is being extensive.
~ manufactured in the Philippines.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

from the ground where any contact
with nature is impossible.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

Quit hating your enemies, and quit
talking about them. You needn't love
them, and you needn't speak to them,
but quit hating them, and quit talk
ing about them.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

If a man doesn't quarrel with his
wife, he is apt to be in a quarrel with
his partner.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

How pretty woman's ankle looks
in hosiery advertisement
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

A woman's idea of extravaganza is
what a man spends on himself
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10
ATcHlsoN GLOBE SIGHTS.

No one has even attempted to pull
teeth by Christian Science.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

One of the first delusions a young
numerous wedding gowns mean she
won't have to have any more clothes
for some time.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

When a man buries his wife and
has her put where there isn't room
beside her for another grave, the wo-
men on the way home from the funer-
al talk of mobbng him.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

Every man thinks he is entitled to
eat as much as he can buy. That's
the reason stomach complaint is so
common.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

Might as well get out your sealskir
and keep it out the balance of the
winter.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

We believe in working for a living
but shall not insist it is necessary SO
long as the prophet can make his bust
ness pay.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

Schools out for the summer. And
the first thing you know it'll be start
ing again in the fall.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

This rain is worth $95 to this coun-
try, at the least.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

lFig. l illustrates composition of an egg:
Fig. 2 tests for freshness of an egg;
Fig, 3, that nine eggs, One-half pound
beans, fourteen ounces beef. one-h half
pound bread and one-half pound cheese
equals one quart of milk in food value. ]
all dishes requiring cooking the cheese
should be subjected to as little heat as
possible. There is large amount of
fat in cheese. and cooking fat changes
its character breaking it up into glyc-
erin and fatty acid. For this reason
all fat used for cooking purposes
should not be heated longer or to a
higher degree than necessary. A very
delicious supper or luncheon dish in
which cheese is used in combination
with cooked macaroni, eggs and milk
is known as macaroni loaf and is made
as follows:
Macaroni Loaf.
Three-quarters of cup Of macaroni,
one cup of cream, one cup soft bread
crumbs, one-quarter Of a cup of butter,
one tablespoonful of red or green pep
per, one-half cup of grated cheese, one
tablespoonful onion juice, one table
spoonful of chopped parsley, three
eggs and one tablespoonful Of salt.
Cook the macaroni in boiling sailed
water until tender Drain and rinse in
cold water. Scald the cream, add
breadcrumbs. butter, pepper, salt,
Frated cheese. parsley, onion juice,
hen beaten eggs and macaroni. Line
| quart baking dish with buttered pa
per, turn in mixture, set the pan on
many folds of paper in dish Of water
and bake in n moderate oven from one
half to three-quarters Of an hour.
| Serve with tomato sauce.
Tomato Sauce.
Two tabespooufuls of butter. two ia
blespoonfuls of -four, one half teaspoon
ful salt, one-eighth teaspoonful of pep
| per, one cup of stewed and strained
tomatoes, slice Of onion and half tea
| spoonful of capers. Brown flour and
| butter separate, then combine and add
salt and pepper. Cook tomatoes with
slice of onion for a few minutes, then
remove onion and add Juice gradually
to butter and -four. Cook thoroughly.
then add capers.
The macaroni should be broken in
inch pieces and cooked in quart OF
boiling water to which a tablespoonful
OF salt has been added. Keep boiling
| rapidly until the macaroni can be-
| crushed between the thumb and finger
drain and pour over it a quantity OF
cold water to keep the pieces from
sticking together.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

No girl is entirely happy and salts.
fed with her lover if she continues to
say her prayers during her engage.
ment.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

Well have to endure this Jeffries
Johnson dope another full month.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

People are always saying to us:
why don't you get an automobile"
If we should buy one, people would
soon be saying to us, why don't you
buy a new one?"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

When a boy climbs to the roof of
the house, and his mother comes out
in the yard and threatens what she
will do if he doesn't come down, it
shouldn't be funny sight, but it is.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

Have you heard how the name Of
the man who met Gotch the other
night is pronounced?" asks a Norfolk
man. Dennis" says he, when you
ask him the answer
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

Stories by the Oldest Inhabitant are
in order, giving statistics showing what
years we've had cold weather in the
summer time.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

81 have heard a great many men tell
of the great ambition of their lives.
My greatest ambition is to have moth
ing to do on circus day. Drake Wat
son.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

1t is possible for woman to get so
accustomed to her husbands explo-
sons that she can always come down
in one piece.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

The girl graduates are still sweet,
but they're pretty nearly in the has.
been class, along with the rest of the
alumni.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

Another thing we hate: to shake
hands with woman, and have her
jerk her hand away, as though we are
holding it too long.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

Ear muffs would look more comfort
able in the store windows than straw
hats.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

The sweet girl graduate will now
take a back seat in the wings and al
low her sister, the June bride, the
center of the stage.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

A New York dispatch says the bus
tie is coming back. How true it is
that nothing in this world is ever
wasted. The turban, which is going
out, can now slide further down, and
make temperance.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

The Fourth of July is just a month
away.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

The school teacher has been libeled
They're a pretty good looking bunch
of girls when you get them together
in their party gowns.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

The sister-in.law who makes you a
present of three beautiful golf balls is
entitled to the inside track-and gets
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

The children of an Atchison man
always have a lot of kittens around.
AS the man does not like to put them
in a sack and drown them, he has de-
vised novel method of getting rid of
them: he puts blue ribbons around
their necks, indicating that they are
pets, and valuable, and the neighbors
soon steal them.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

Mrs. Lysander John Appleton was
engaged in pulling out the entrails of
chicken. Don't say entrails," said
Daysey Mayme, as her Daily Bit OF
instruction to her mother, "viscera
sounds so much more refined" Il
notice she added, that here of late
all the dead rich have them"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10
AROUND TOWN.

Now your hayll grow.
Please pass the paving.
Those coal men are lucky cusses.
The Fourth OF July is just month
away.
This rain is worth $95 to this coun-
try, at the least.
Well have to endure this Jeffries
Johnson dope another full month.
Might as well get out your sealskin
and keep it out the balance of the
winter.
Schools out for the summer. And
the first thing you know it'll be start
ing again in the fall.
Ear muffs would look more comfort
able in the store windows than straw
hats.
Stories by the Oldest lnhabitant are
in order, giving statistics showing what
years we've had cold weather in the
summer time.
The sisterin.law who makes you a
present of three beautiful golf balls is
entitled to the inside track-and gets
| it.
The sweet girl graduate will now
take a back seat in the wings and al
| low her sister the June bride, the
center of the stage.
The school teacher has been libeled.
They're a pretty good looking bunch
of girls when you get them together
in their party gowns.
The girl graduates are still sweet,
but they're pretty nearly in the has.
been class, along with the rest of the
| alumni.
Have you heard how the name of
the man who met Gotch the other
night, is pronounced" asks a Norfolk
man. Dennis" says he, when you
ask him the answer,
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

If you give party you will have
trouble; that is all there is about it..
You can't invite everybody, and those
not invited will hate you. 1t is not
pleasant not to be invited to a party;
everybody can testify to this. 1t
makes you feel that you are being
neglected, left out, and don't amount
to much.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

When a wife is unfaithful to a hus.
band, the men never forget the hus'
band if he makes up with her,
Jack Cudahy is invited to take notice;
the papers say he is again flirting
with his wife. Cudahy acted proper
ly when he found a strange man in
his house at / o'clock in the morning;
he marked the man for life, and
promptly left his wife. Let him con
tinue to act properly and keep away
from the woman.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

Those coal men are lucky cusses.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

The Chicago Tribune in its fearless
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

Mrs. Lysander John Appleton was
disposed to grumble when talking to
a caller in her parlor this afternoon.
81 declare" she said, there is no use
busting with that comet hanging
around. l busted that table just half
an hour ago, and look at the dust
from the comet on it now Since the
comets tail began tapping around
here, l have busted my parlor on an
average of seventeen times a day"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

Please pass the paving.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-06-10

Now your hay'll grow.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-01-21

Mr.. Jno. w. Osborn, of New
Light, has on display at the store
of w. R. Baker & Son, St. Joseph,
a jar of beautiful seed corn which
he raises and known as Square
Deal" This corn when introduced
into this parish cost five dollars per
bushel and freight, being imported
from the Northwest. 1t is guaran-
teed to be one of the most prolific
species ever tried in this section.
Mr.. Osborn raised an average of
forty bushels to the acre last year
with season not the most favorable.
He offers this corn at four dollars
per bushel. Orders can be left with
w. R. Baker & Son or he can be
communicated with direct.
During the twenty-seven years
that Capt. Thos. WaIdr"n has
commanded the several boats in
the Natchez & Vicksburg trade he
has handled nearly every brick and
foot of lumber that has been used
in the construction of the town
of St. Joseph. Yet it is an anus
ing fact-but a fact he ,rtheless-
that though such an important
factor in the building of the town
he has never set foot in it or even
seen the work of his labors. 1t
is therefore suggested that the
Mayor appoint committee to be
composed of the City Fathers to
wait upon the popular Captain
the first time the boat reaches St.
Joseph in daylight, and, peacably
if possible but forcibly if neces-
sary, bring him over in Mr.. Whit
ney's automobile and show him
in how he has builded greater
than he knew.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-01-21
J. 6. Barnett Appointed 70 Q Rsepsu,
s3ble Position In Slam.

! Tallulah, La, Jan. III. G. Barnett.
who for the past three years has been in
charge OF the farmers cooperative dem.
onstration work of the United States De-
partment of Agriculture under DR.. 8. A.
Knapp, in nine northeast Louisiana par.
isles, with headquarters in Tallulah, has
been appointed adviser to the imperial
minister of agriculture of Siam (Asis).
and has gone to New York, from which
port he will sail on January 10, making
his way through Europe by easy stages
while visiting the principal points Of in.
terest, and will take up his new duties
in the Far East about April /.
Mr.. Barnett was born and reared ON
farm near Canton, in Madison county,
Mississippi, and graduated from the Mis-
sissippi Agricultural and Mechanical Col.
lege in the class of 1903. After gradus.
ton he was for three years the manager
of q large plantation in the Yasoo- Mis-.
sisippi Delta, and this, together with his
experience in the demonstrative work in
northeast Louisiana and his boyhood life
on the farm, has well fitted him for the
new work which he is taking up.
Siam is in the tropics and great fruit
country, but the principal crops are very
similar to those of this section of the
country, being rice, cane and some cot.
ton. Mr.. Barneu will make an exhaust
I've study of the existing conditions and,
with the introduction of modern agricul.
tural machinery and methods, endeavor.
ing to better the conditions. His official
residence will be Bangkok. city Of about
60, 900 inhabitants and the capital Of
Siam, and his salary is to be q, 900 per
year and expenses, with an increase #.
Ter two years if his work is successful.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-01-21
Prof d H Struggled attended til

Prof d H Struggled attended the
convention of principals of high
schools in Louisiana held at Shreve.
port last week
Mr. Wallace Ratcliff of Washing.
ton, Miss, was a visitor to his two
brothers, A B Ratcliff at St Joseph
and C V Ratcliff at Ashwood this
week.
Mrs. w. A. Gibbons, of Pecos,
Texas, is visiting her mother, Mrs,
Davidson, in Waterproof, and he1
brother, Hon. w. NJ. Davidson, in
St. Joseph
Judge j. L. Dagg came up Mon.
day to attend Court. This is his
first visit to St. Joseph in several
years. His friends were glad to see
him looking so well.
Miss Lucille Pafmeter, who was
called here by the illness and death
of her grandmother, Mrs. Annie
Parmeter, left on, Sunday evening
for her home at Render, La. En-
route she will visit relatives at Ham
mond Ia