The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-02-09

The success or their dGDut WAS -
sured them by hearty applause and
the guests felt cheated that they Lad
prepared no encore.
"A War on Hearts was the subject
OF the program and introduced the par
ticipants that take part in this broad.
ful devastation.
To Commander Cupid wo. % 5cau-
tiful toast by Mrs La Mont Byers. VINO
introduced the little blind god in IL
very charming response.
Mrs Harold Wallace toasted His
Ally The Matchmaker" in a witty.
bright response that ELECTED much ap.
plausc.
To Ills Enemies the Bachelor
Maid and The Bachelor was a dual re-.
sponsc by Miss Boone and Mrs. Ar.
thur Adams Miss Boone has the ad.
vantage of magnificent delivery and
her toast was given an additional
charm Mr Adams gave a merry toast
to the Bachelor Maid" defending the
cd bachelor a. best he could i'm a
crowd when they were sadly in the
minority
"To the Nanquished' was another
dual toast by Mrs. William Pfeiffer
and Mr. charles Evans Mrs. Pfeiffer
gave very witty toast to Our Hus
bands" beginning with the old Hin.
doc legend concerning the origin and
woman and introducing many cleve-
quips and Jokes. Mr. Evans very nap.
ply toasted the Nauquished in the
last repsonse of the evening. Mr.
Evans toast carried with 1t the proper
amount of dignity that was needed to
conclude a program so merrily plan.
ned and was babbling with wit and
humor
The splendid dinner was not with
ont its effect on our affablc Superin.
tcndent. and he burst into rhyme at
the conclusion of his toast, in verse
that proves John Kendrick Bangs and
others who. like Kipling, must have
their fun with the ladies" will have
to look to their laurels in the future.
Should our Superintendent be often
placed in such inspiring circumstances
Like all poets he was bashful and il
required some coaxine TO secure the
poem
The hustling man dotn burn the
ground.
While women's clubs Just meet around
And ask no legislative act,
To put it down ir clear. cold fact.
That all the good things here below
we not all run BY men-Oh, no.
That independence dress and drink.
The right TO crate and Z tb,k
Belong by no peculiar plan
To meaD-monopolistic man.
For when on Monday afternoon.
Papa returns a trifle soon
He finds his house completely manned
by sWarmS Of women raising sand.
He sueaks within the kitchen door
And crouching hears above the roar
Some things beyond his mental grasp.
Psychology, the sort of asp.
Mark Antony used 10 make the bluff
On flirting Egypt. \ powder puff
or occult sort. rich rare find
or puff and mirror all combined.
But horrors what is this he hears?
IL is his wife-she shouts, MY dears,
The central feature of this club
Is as you know to chase and rub
Dull care from OFF our forms and face
So that our swecthearts may find
grace
In us; away 20 dining room and hal
For there youll find sweet meats f.,
all.
Just time To hide. poor hubby found
When by him whizzed a fearful SOUND !:
4 swirl of silk. on French heels higl
In marcella waves. il iloated by.
Great Caesar. could this be his hor.c
As peeping in he saw the foa.a
or strange, new drinks blown n.f each
glass,
Saw meats and oysters. quickly pasG
Oblivious way; saw axes aad pics
BY car loads fall--no more tC rise,
Who's this that now in dul 'rt tones
Speaks from a chair? His witc. V ith