Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1910-07-15

they should seek them outside OF the
atrical ranks.
England has invented luminous golf
balls for those who are afraid to hole
out In the dark.
The anti-kiss button IS all right In
principle, but so many ladies use
hooks and eyes.
A Chicago mar has the last word!
His wife dislocated her jaw while
bawling him out.
Nicaragua's revolution continues
pegging away in a ann to keep
every one feeling natural
Paper money is to be made smaller.
But cheer up. 1t will probably COLI
tinue to look bigger and bigger.
Beware of pfckpockets and hat
pins" warns the London police, thu
putting both parties on their guard.
L~iliuokalani Is given to understand
that since she has no crown she does
not need any crown lands to sup
port it.
Singing is proposed in Paris as an
aid in uplifting the morals OF young
people. But how about the old people
next door?
Cook books issued by the govern
ment have proved so interesting that
a bureau Of household recipes might
be suggested.
The Michigan is our fastest battle
ship, but the medals for the shot-put
and marathon records have not yet
been awarded.
Generally speaking, the main diff
ference between the husbands poor
kin and the wife's is that his doesn't
cost her anything.
A Nebraska woman's hat. decora
ted with fruit, was eaten by a horse,
But It was Of practical use. at least,
while others like It
mo photographer who Is an artist
will fatter a patron" says a LOndOn
weekly. No photographer who is an
artist" will make a living, either, Ell?
indianapolis doctors made a man a
new nose from a chunk Of his leg,
He limps now, and he can't smell, but
otherwise the operation was a sue
cess.
New York's subway has improved
on its old straps by putting in cast
steel hangers. with porcelain handles.
But the public is expected to do its
hanging on in the same old style.
Training for housekeeping is woe
fully missing from our school sys-
tenn" says an Ohio manufacturer. Is
this another covert attack on the bis
cults Of the woman's college gradu.
ate?
The German emperor keeps up fifty
residences, some of which he has
never seen. He probably wishes to
have things prepared in case he is
ever caught far from home late at
night.
Meanwhile. 1t may comfort those
persons who think they have had a
narrow escape to reflect that 1t will
be sev~enty-ive years before Halley's
comet visits his part of the universe
again.
Scientific measurements establish
that Yale students weigh more and
are thicker in the neck and chest
than in 1864. How much larger they
are in their minds is not statistically
impaired
The number of cigarettes which are
smoked in this country is rapidly in
creasing. Perhaps this is due to the
precautions that are being taken 10
stop the sale of poisons to irrespon-
sible people.
4 Chicago minister says woman's
greatest fault is that of telling little
white ones. He should understand
that many married women have to
take drastic measures to preserve
the family reputation.
President TwitcheIl Of he Maine
State Pathological society reports, aft.
er an investigation, that from 100. 900
to 10000 apple trees have been set
out in Maine this year. Perhaps what
used to be the Pine Tree state may
become the Apple Tree state in time.
Michigan bank robber says his
sweetheart drove him to crime. Men
haven't changed since Adams time,
Not even found any new excuses.
People who undertake to cure all
ailments by going without food are al
most invariably benefited to the ex-
tent of acquiring a first rate appe-
tite.
After Louisiana has prohibited
mothers bridge whist 1t might turn
its massive intellect to some of the
questionable sports INDUCED In by
father.