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The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-07-21
SOFT, WHITE HANDS
May Be Obtained In One Night.

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Is for preventing redness, roughness,
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For those who work in corrosive
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Treatment-Bathe and soak the
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Cuticura Ointment on thin pieces of
old linen or cotton. Wear during the
night old, loose gloves, OF a light ban
dage of old cotton or linen to protect
the clothing from stain. For red,
rough, and chapped hands, dry, fis-
sured, itching, feverish palms, and
shapeless nails with painful finger
ends, this treatment is most effective.
Cuticura Remedies are sold through
out the world. Potter Drug & Chem.
corp, SOLO pfOprletOrS, Boston,, Mass.
In%corruptibIe.
The lady Of the house hesitated.
Are my answers all right?" she
asked.
Eyes, madam" replied the census
man.
Didn't bother; you a bit, did II"
"No, madam"
Feel under some obligations to me,
don't you?"
Eyes, madam"
Then, perhaps you won't mind tell
ing me how old the woman next door
claims to be-"
Good day. madam" said the censu
man..
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-07-21

New discoveries in minerals are
used by the doctors, new discoveries
In machinery are used by the under
takers.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-07-21

Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing Syrup.
For children %teething. softens the gums, reduceSin-
dammation .allays pain. cures wind collie. 25c q bottle.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-07-21
AWfullY Busv.

Jim-A stitch in time saves nine.
Tom-Who said that?
Jim-Gee! Amt you read your
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-07-21

Man cannot be happy when idle, I'm,
less resting from previous labor.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-07-21

And some people have too much re-
spect for other peoples homes and
not enough for their own.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-07-21
arrive.

And many a coming man neglects to
arrive,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-07-21

Different.
Eyes, Brown will stick to anything
be likes"
True, but he doesn't like anything
he has to stick to.'-Puck.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1910-07-21

Tom-Nope; 1 amt even had time
to read the sporting page this morn
ing yet.-Cleveland Leader.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-02-06

nINCkNEY was tellin' me, here awhile back at
II lunch one day, what terrors them twins of his
gettin' to be. He relates a tragic tale
about how they just been requested to resign from
another private school where they'd been goin' as
day scholars.
That is the third this season., says he; : the
third mind you'll!
Well there's more still, amt there?" says 1:
Brilliant observation, Shorty" says he, also
logical and pertinent. Yes, there several others
still untried by the twins
What you howlin' about, them" says l.
Because says he toyin' with the silver frame
that holds the bill of fare because it is not my in
tention demoraze all the educational institutions
of this city in alphabetical order.
"Gwan!' says l; The kids have got to be edit
Gated somewhere, haven't they"
Which is the sad part of it, says Pinckney, in
spectn the dish of scrambled eggs and asparagus tips
and wavin the waiter to do the servin himself 1T
means :" he goes on, having governess around the
house, and you know what nuisances they can be.
"DoI?" saysI. The nearest ever got to havin'
a governess when Mrs. OGrady from next door
used to in to washtubs and was left
with her for the day. Nobody ever called her a
nuisance and got away with 1t.
" What an idyc youth to look back upon!' says
he Il can remember half Dozen at least, who had
hand in directing the course of my budding intel
lect and each of them developed some peculiar
ity which complicated the domestic 81 tuation am
wondering what this governess OF ours will con-
tribute
Got one on the job already, ehs' says |.
This is her third day" says he land if she
ages to live through it with the twins, shall have
hAh, pickles!" says I. Those kids are all right
They're full of life and ginger, that's all,
Especially ginger" says Pinckney.
What of t?" says |. cor you Just BLOWN
about EN-? It's all right, they're great pair and
any time you want to entertain me for half an hour
turn EN- loose in my comp ny.
'Done!" says Pinckney. We'll take cab right
up"
Put it off three minutes, can't YOU" says /
lookin over the French pastry tray and spearn
frosted creampuff that decorated up with sugar
flowers until it looked like brides bouquet.
HE insists on calm my bluff, though; up the
II avenue we goes when should have been hotfoot
in it back to the studio. But l could see that
Pinckney anxious about how the kids was
gettn on Gertie being away for the day, and
thinks maybe I'll be useful in calmin' any riot he
might find in progress.
All was quiet and peaceful, though, as Pinckney
opens the door with his atchkey. No howls from UP
stairs, front windows broken, and nobody slidin'
down the banisters. We just waitn for the
automatic elevator to come down when hears
voices foatn out from the lib'ry. Pinckney steps
to the doorway where he through into the
next room and then beckons me up for a squnt.
1t want the kids at all, but couple of grown ups
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-02-06

that was both strangers to me. From the way the
young woman is dressed l could guess she was the
new governess. Anyway, she's maxim herself right
to home, SO far entertann comp'ny goes; for she
and the gent with her is less close together
and mixed up First off it looked like a side hold
lovers clinch and then again it didn't.
is it huggin match, or a rough house tackle!
l whispers over Pinckney's shoulder,
Il pass the declaration says he. Suppose we
investigated
WITH that stros in and we're within dozen
w feet of the couple before they get wise to the
fact that there's an int rested audience. must say,
though that they made clean, quick breakaway.
Then they stands starn at
"Ah, Miss Marston!" says Pinckney. DO in
terrupt?"
'Why-er-er-you see, sir" she begins, q
that is-we-"
And she breaks down with as bad case of rattles
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-02-06
A LOOK IN AT THE GOAT GAME
BY SEWELL FORD
Drawings by F. Vaux Wilson

Drawings by r. Vaux Wilson
Pinckney still givin him the frosty eye
oh don't mention it, says Mr. Marston
And trust you will overlook my butting in
here to see kitty-er, Mrs Marston Little
matter of sentiment and-wel business YOU
know. l don't think it will happen often
81 am quite sure it won't - says Pinckney
And now, if the interview has been finished
would suggest that"
"Oh, certainly, certainly" says Marston
edging towards the door. ALLOW me- gentle
men, to bid you good day. And say, Kit
az don't forget that little matter. By-by"
HONEST, if 1 could make as slick back
- out that, without carryin' away any
bodys footprint, I'd rate myself headliner
among the trouble dodgers. Pinckney. though
don't seem to appreciate such talents
That settles governess No. T. says he as
starts for the elevator again. I'VE are
beginning the series WELL"
That was before he saw how smooth she got
along with Jack and JILL After she'd given
exhibition of kid trainn that wonder
he remarked that possibly he might well
let her stay the week out.
But of course, says he, " she will have
to 60. Hanged if l understand how Mrs
h Purdy-Pell happened to send her here eitherl
Shorty, do you suppose Sadie could throw any
light on this case?"
III call for report" SAYS l.
Does Sadie know anything about the Mars
tons? Well rather! Says she told me all about EN-
the time too but if she did it must have got by.
Anyway, this was just plain simple case of a worth
less marryin the family governess and bein'
thrown out for it by stern parent same as they
always are in them English novels Sadies forever
readin'.
The Marstons was Madson-ave folks, which
that their back yard was bounded on the
west by the smart set-and that's as far there's
any need of going The girl comes from Frisco and
is earthquake orphan. Hence the governess
stunt. AS for young Marston, he'd been chucked
out of college tried out for failure in the old mans
brokerage office and then left to drift around town
on a skinny allowance. So he in fine shape to
get married! The girl sticks to him though, until
there's trouble with the landlady and then when he
only turns ugly and makes move towards gettin'
job she calls it off gives him the slip, and begins
rustlin for herself.
"Oh, WE'LL says Pinckney, Il suppose she ought
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-02-06

as ever see. She a nice loOkin
modest appearin' young woman,
too, little soft about the mouth,
but more or less classy in her
lines. Her hair is some mussed,
and there's sort of a wild, des-
pirate look in her eyes.
"A near relative, | presumed
suggests Pincknev, noddin' at
the gent, who's takin' it all cool
enough.
oh, yes, sir" gasps out the
governess. My husband, sir"
And the gent he bows as easy
and natural as if he was bein'
introduced at an afternoon tea
party. Glad to know YOU
says he, stickin' out his hand,
which Pinckney, bein' absent
minded just then, fails to see.
Really" says Pinckney,
lookin' the governess up and
down. Then it's not Miss Mars
ton, but Mrs.-er-"
Yes" says she, lettin' her
chin drop, Mrs. Marston.'
Very unfortunate. says
Pinckney, very!"
"Haw, haw, haw!" breaks out
the strange gent, slappin' his
knee. II say now, but that's
good one, that is, even if it is at
my expense! Unfortunate, Ell?
Perfectly true though, perfectly
true!"
Now it takes a lot to get
Pinckney going; but for min
ute all he does is turn and size
up this husband party with the
keen sense of humor. l had
my mouth open and my eyes
plugged too; for he don't look the
part at all. Why, he's dressed
neat and expensive, a little
sporty maybe, for a real gent;
but he carries it off we'll.
Glad to have your assur-
ance that was right" says
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-02-06

TO nave ChanCe. But II that
husband of hers is going to"
Next time you catch him at
it, says |, lust phone down
for me. It'll be a pleasure"
| meant it too; for after hear
ing how she'd lost other places
on account of his hangin' around
l could have enjoyed mussin'
him up some.
MYTH my feelin' that way,
:" you can guess what a jar
it is. one afternoon when I'm
having little front office chat
with my old reg'lar, Pyramid
Gordon, to see this same gent
blow in through the door. Almost
looked like he knew what he
ought to get and had come
after it.
Well?" says 1 as chilly as l
knew how.
Quite So" says he, quite
so. l see you remember our re-
cent meeting. Awkward situa-
ton for a moment, wasn't it, Ell?
Splendid chap, though, your
friend
Say, choke off the hot air"
says | and let S hear what gave
you the courage to climb those
stairs!''
And what do you guess? He
takes five minutes of steady chin
min to get around to it; but he
puts over such a velvety line of
talk, and it's so int restin' to
watch him do it, that | let him
spiel ahead until he gets to the
enactin' clause in his own way.
And it's nothing more or less
than a brassy fingered touch for
a twenty, all based on the fact
that he met me at house where
his wife's DRAWN wages.
Mr.. Gordon" says |, turnin.
Continued on page Is
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-28
Council Bluffs
City Will Have
Purifying Plant,
Court Permits
Judge MCPHERSON Signs Order EN-
powering Receiver Hart of
Water Works to Act

z. w. Hart receiver OF the Council
Bluffs city Water Works company. was
authorized by Judge Smith Mcpherson Of
the United states court, who held a short
special session in this city Saturday after
noon, to install a purifying plant in con-
ncction with the water service.
Lewis /. Birdsall. a we'll known chemist
and baeteriologlst Of Chicago. has for the
last few weeks been conducting an exami-
nation and analysis Of the water supplied
by the Council Bluffs City Water Works
company. This examination. which has
been made at the expense Of the company.
was deemed advisable owing TO general sus-
pcion that the prevalence Of typhoid in
this city and in Omaha was due to the fact
that the water supply was drawn from the
Missouri river. Mr. Birdsalrs investlga-
ton, which will be continued further, has
shown, it is said. that there is a possibility
OF infection from the river water and that
II is possible that some OF the typhoid was
due to the use OF the river water. Acting
under the orders OF the court he will con-
tinue his experiments.
The purifying plant which Receiver Hart
conteInplates installing as soon as the nee
essary arrangements can be made is said
to absolutely kill and destroy all typhoid
and other dangerous bacllll which may be
contained in the water This purifying
process is perfectly harmless and has abso-
lutely no deleterious effect on the person
drinking the water so treated.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-28
Betterlng Rural
Church Service
Conference Will Be Held in Council
Bluffs April IL to Discuss
Betterments.

conference on better service for the
church in rural districts in connection with
the movement for the improvement Of
country life generally will be held in Coun-
ell Bluffs on April IL in the First Presby-
terian church, the pastor of which, Rev.
Marcus p. Mcclure, D. D., is one Of the
leading ministers pushing the movement.
The meeting scheduled for Council Bluffs
is one OF ten such conferences planned 10
be held in the middle west during the next
four weeks. These meetings are to consist
Of an all-day discussion Of the country COM
munity and the country church. A lunch
con will be served at noon at the church
for the visitors as it is expected there will
be a large attendance from the country dis
tricts.
Tho general theme for discussion is THE
Reconstruction of the Country Church for
Greater Service to the Country Commun-
ity." The conference will be under the
personal direction of Dr. Warren H. Will
son Of the department OF church and labor.
New York. Among the speakers will be
Prof. Charles F. Curtiss, dean Of the de-
partment Of agriculture at Ames Agri-
cultural college; Rev. c. H. Purmort, ID. D.,
presbyterial superintendent Of Iowa. Rev.
w. H. HORNED, D. D., of ottumwa, Ia,
and Rev. Joseph Hogg of Guthrie, Ia
Dr. Wilson will also address the meeting
and conduct an open parliament upon
THE Needed Reconstruction Of Country
Churches"
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-28
MABRAY WILL NOT APPEAL
Eight of Twelve Convicted Mixers,
However, VIII Try for
Reversal.

Attorney George Fl. Mayne, appearing for
Leon Lozier, willard Powell. Clarence and
Harry Forbes. Clarence Glass Ed. Leach.
T. S. Robinson and Ed. Mccoy, eight OF the
twelve "nikersf' sentenced by Judge Smith
Mcpherson TO the federal penltentiary at
Leavenworth, filed bills OF exception satur-
day, preparatory 70, so he stated, taking
the cases up to the United States circuit
court OF appeals.
Judge Mcpherson granted the writ OF err
ror in each of the eight cases as applied
for by Mr.. Mayne. but informed him that
the bonds, which had been fixed previously
by the court in the sum OF $500 would have
TO be signed by sureties VINO were bona
fide residents Of the state OF Iowa or
furnished by bonding companies licensed by
the secretary of state to do business in
Iowa. The bonds. the court stated. would
not be approved unless they were gilt edged
and complied with his instructions.
Although no bonds have been filed as yet,
il was stated that the eight defendants
named expect 10 furnish them and secure
their release from the federal prison at
Leavenworth pending the determination OF
their appeals.
Mabray il was stated by his counsel.
Emmet Tlnley. will not make any effort 20
furnish bond and Will not appeal
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-28
Fort Dodge Wins
Western HonorS
Defeat of Missouri Valley Puts Team
in Line for Final
Debate.

FORT DODGE, Ia, March H.-(Special)
"A unanimous decision rewarded the Fort
Dodge High school league debaters Satur-
when they defended the negative OF the
question. Resolved, that American Cities
Should adopt a Commission Plan of Gov
ernment," Missouri Valley upholding the
affirmative The contest was for the west
ern Iowa championship and the Fort Dodge
team Will now meet the winner Of the
eastern Iowa championship. in the final
contest to be held at Iowa City the latter
part Of April.
Ever since Fort Dodge entered the state
league, for four years, Fort Dodge has
won every contest entered and for two
years the state championship has been
given Fort Dodge. The first year Iowa City
refused to debate in the final and the state
championship was not decided. This year,
one more contest remains between Fort
Dodge and the state honors. Ray Files, an
Iowa City boy, and graduate Of the uni
versity, has been the coach Of the Fort
Dodge debaters during their entire debat-
ing career.
The team for Fort Dodge is composed Of
three boys, all seniors. the first two Of
whom debated on last years champion
team They are Richard Colby, George
Bradshaw and George Wright. Missouri
Valley was ably represented by the same
outlay. three seniors. all boys, two of
whom were on last years team. They were
Slough McGovern, Gus Heiman and Tom
Tormey. The judges were Superintendent
c. N. Smith. Indianola; Superintendent H.
A. Mitchell, Carroll, and Attorney William
T. Evans of Parkersburg.
Missouri Valley was especially good on
delivery. had fair argument and was a
strong team, but Fort Dodge as champion
breeder, just as in all previous contests,
goes far ahead of its opponents in all re-
spects and invariably surprises the COM
ment that they debate like college
students, more than like high school boys"
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-28
Iowa

idieness. following the order for a gem
erai strike issued by the national union
last Monday noon. there are no indica-
tions OF settlement and IN fact. no con-
ference relative TO an agreement has been
held between the national union and tho
National Manufacturers association.
The members OF the local union are in
helpless position. While they are walt
ing for the national union 70 take action
on the matter the local manufacturers
are daily filling the positions OF the strikers
and within a few days win be operating
with full shops The strikers cannot return
to work until ordered TO do so by the ma
tional union.
Makes the Seed Corn Testers.
The Holden seed corn special on the
Burlington is leaving a trial OF home made
termination boxes behind II. II Is no un-
common sight. as the train bowls along
to see farmers returning from town with
three or four six-inch boards In the wagon
boards such as are used In the homemade
tester which Prof. Crossley and Prof. Bow
man show the farmers how to make and
use. The thing that strikes the average
auditor at the corn lectures Is the practl-
calness OF the information given. The
Ames experts actually make and use a
corn tester at every town. Six kernels
are taken from every ear OF corn (two
from near the butt, two from the middle
and two from near the tip). and these are
put In the various squares on the ruled
piece of sheeting, the box is then filled
with damp sawdust and every detail OF
the work is not only explained. but illus
trated, forming an object lesson, which
shows even the youngest boys how to make
corn testers that will test. and not leave
the testing to be done by an eighty-acre
or 100-acre corn field this summer.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-28
Editors Hold sesuIon.

BOONE. Ia. March H.-(special Tele-
gram.)-A meeting of the Upper Des
Moines Editorial association closed brill
Iiantly with a smoker Friday evening at
the home Of 8. L. Moore. New officers
are: President, Paul E. Stillman, Jeffer-
son Bee; vice president, A. F. Patton.
Gowrie News; secretary-treasurer, Al
Adams, Humboldt Independent The next
place of meeting will be in Iowa City,
probably in June.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-28
RKPuBTIoAN UHT7 TICKET

For Mayor FN
~ FJoHrS OLSON = 2
For City Solicitor g
Il GLEN r. KIMBALL
$ For City TNsasurer
Nj FRANK T. TRUE
For City Auditor
JOHN F. MoANBNEY
rU For City Assessor
S4s D. b. REARDoN
For City Engineer
CHARLES B. REYNOLDS
rS Aldermen-LAt-argo
J. O. FLEMING
~ @. A. MORGAN
For Park Commissioner
tM H. G.. MCGEE
Ward Aldermen
ist Ward-G. ]. Harding
I'd WRrd-Elmer p. Minniek
Sd Ward--W. 8. RigdOn
Gth Ward-EdBon Damon
Bth ward. L. Ellsworth
eth ward-C. 8. Hubbard
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-28
DEMOCRATIC CITY TICKET
For Mayor
THOMAS MALONEY


For Mayor
THOMAS MALONEY
For City Solicitor
FRANK ]. oAPEIL
For City Treasurer
WARREN EoUGH
For City Auditor 9
W. A. BRocKIE
For City Assessor
w. D. HARDIN
For Ctty Engineer
8. l. DTNYRD
AIdermen-at-Large
L. LEE EVANS -"
OSCAR Y0UNKERMAN N
For Park Commissioner
]. ]. BROWN AlI
Ward Aldermen @
list ward--C. d. Walters
I'd ward. Chris Jensen
"a .Ward-W. B. Fisher ~;
Attn Ward-Frank Beebe
9Th Ward-JRmes MoMillen
/Bth Ward-W. @. Boyer
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-28
Marriage Licenses.


All SC package Rice, Dunkirk ana Ferry
flower or garden seeds. two packages Sc
White clover or Kentucky blue grass seed
per pound Csc. Onion sets. quarts so etc
j. zoller Mercantile company. IO0-lO2-lOl-
lOs Broadway. Council Bluffs. la. Phones
$50.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-28

Foley's Kidney Remedy VIII cure any
cane Of Kidney or Bladder trouble that II
not beyond the reach Of medicine. No medl-
cine can do more. Sold BY all druggists.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-28
Council Bluffs
Minor Mention

Ths Counoil bluffs offios Of the
Omaha Rss n ~ 40 Scott street.
Both 'phonss "a
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-28

Picture framing a speciality. c. E. Ajax
andor. SSS Broadway.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-28

Let me make your spnng suit. l do
first-class work only. The Fashion, r. H.
Emlein. Prop, % S. Main
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-28

Roller skates-We have Just received a
big shipment OF Barney & Berry roller
skates for boys and girls. These skates
have the celebrated truss frame, Prices
Soc 75e. 500. SIS. Ball bearing skates.
S2T5 p. c. DeVol Hdw. Co.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-28

The people OF Council Bluffs are urgently
requested TO boil all water intended for
domestic purposes. BY bringing 10 the boil
ing point will preserve the taste and still
be safe. Charles N. Bowers. NJ. d.. health
officer
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-28
AmisOn AIOnument LaGs.

The movement in Washington 10 make
an appropriation by congress for the bsne-
tit OF the heirs Of the late Senator Allison
has again called attention TO the movement
TO erect a monument TO Allison in Des
Molnes The legislature appropriated a sum
Of money 20 be used only In case a like
amount or larger was raised by popular
subscription. This has seemingly totally
failed and unless a few OF the wealthy
friends OF the late senator come TO the
front the monument will never be built.
strike of Harness Makers.
Members OF the local Harness Makers
union are In a dilemma After a week 5
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1910-02-10
Social Function.

Mesdames, Willard, Ferguson and
Patterson most delightfully."- entertained
large company of ladies at Willard IS
hall on Wednesday afternoon, the game
OF the afternoon being five hundred.
Mrs. w. +. Hetherington and Mrs. Lee
Cusser winning the first and second
prizes, beautiful candle stick and hat
pin, each carrying out the color scheme
of the afternoon, green and white. Al
the close of the game and pleasant
social hour most delicious lunch was
served at small tables where the color
scheme was also beautifully carried out.
This was the first invited social func-
ton in this new hall and it proves an
ideal place for such gatherings and one
and all of the guests felt that their
hostesses had proved themselves ideal
entertainers.