Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-09-30

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ly," remarked Dearest, but / knew sha
only said it to tease me.
20, come, now!@ l expostulated;
you know you aren't going to stick
up for a wild westerner from the
American backwoods"
Wherever they may be, put in
my wife, who has spent the greater
part of her life in the states and is
fonder of that country than | think
she should be-
From the American baclwoods."
repeated, that you've never even
seen, against poor old Terhune. Why,
he probably wears a scalp lock and
brandishes tomahawk, for all you
know"
She smiled pityingly at my primitive
notions of American civilization
which," she said, "Terhune or the
third cousin? You're very ambigu.
Gus, Wilfred Besides. you know lots
better than that!"
l hung my head in well-affeeted con.
fusion and admitted that l did.
Don't be a silIy!" she admonished,
though / could see she thought my at.
titude a good one, and tapped me. on
the head with her thimble 1t hurt a
little and / pretended to be very angry
at the liberty.
"Just you stop that" l cried. sud,
denly fiinging my arms around her
and pinning her so tight to her chair
she couldn't speak And don't pre-
tend you're not going to agree with
me about Terhunei It's serious mat
ter, and you know it! The old boy s
in hole and want to help him out! "
And you expect me to provide the
method of exit, isn't that it?" asked
my prisoner as soon as she could get
her breath
Exactly" / said, setting her free
and settling myself in another chair
that was conveniently close to her.
Pitch in and tell us how to go
about it," And l leaned back and lit
favorite pipe of mine for which
had long ago gained permanent par
don from Lady Vincent. Which title,
by the way, explains the fact that my
older brother Edmund had died short
ly after our wedding trip making me
Lord Vincent instead of Lord Wilfred.
and at the same time my father. the
duke of Totten's, heir. At length my
oracle ceased puckering her pretty
brows and spoke Il think" she said,
I'VE might manage it if we gave a
small house party and had two of the
Agathas who stayed with me a year
ago during the time when | was car
rying out the conditions of my ia
theirs will and friend Terhune as the
only guests"
/ withdrew my pipe from my mouth
and my gaze from the broken roof.
line of Wyckhoff castle and the tops
of our famous Wyckhoff oaks. which
was all my lazy line of vision held
and sat up.
Il know it's an idea," l remarked
"but | can't seem to get the inner
significance of it-a house party fol
a week with just two Agathas and
Terhune for guests. How
But she interrupted me- Yes" she
said, so far you're quite right. But
| don't you see, Freddy, dear, that the
Agathas / meant to invite are Agatha
First and Agatha Sixth. In the first
place, they are the only Agathas of al
the six yet unmarried, and in the sec
ond place, they just happen to be this
two girls Archibald showed the most
interest in at the time you two meT
| were guests at Castle Wyckhoff fol
the first time"
"Of course" / cried, 81 see it now
And you think he'll have more of {
chance with them than with strange
girls he's never seen before?"
The secretary, mean my wife
as I say the other name will slip ou
| occasionally sometimes when I'm
talking of old times-smiled indulgent
ly. "As argue It," she said, 1T viii
be his only chance. He couldn't hope
to accomplish anything in ten days
in regard to girl he doesn't know
and if you will remember, Agatha
Sixth showed marked liking for hin
at that timel A most important point
in favor of his speedy marriage!"
Then why not ask just Agaths
Sixth? Why have Agatha First tool?
/ inquired innocently.
Dearest allowed the most delightful
little expression of pity for my lin
tied masculine intelligence to dim tn,
brightness of her eyes.
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