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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-06-17
Corrected.

II is the custom of we'll known
minister to point his sermons WIN
either dearly beloved brethren" or
NOW, my brothers." One day a lady
member of his congregation took ex-
ception TO this.
why do you always preach to the
Gentlemen and never to the ladies?"
she asked.
my dear lady," said the beam1ns
vicar. lone embraces the other.'
But not in the church." was the IN
slant reply. go ~~..~~.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-06-17
Vote Showed that
OKLAHOMA CITY won

Oklahoma City. Okla, June 1G-Cov.
Haskell tonight issued proclamation
declaring the capital location bill car
ried and officially declared Oklahoma
City to have received the greatest
number of votes The proclamation
is based upon the complete election
returns furnished the governor by the
state election board. The measure
carried by approximately $4,000 ma
jOrity.
Gov. Haskell said tonight that the
overruling of his demurrer by Judge
Huston IN Guthrie today will not in
the least interfere with the determine
alton of the state officials to remain
permanently in Oklahoma City.
Remember the shoe sale at Carl
E;fkk, az
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-06-17

Remember the shoe sale at Carl
Juhnke's Shoe Store on Fifth street.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-06-17
AN INVESTMENT.

A savings account is a safe invest
ment. Our savings department is un'
der National bank supervision and we
pay per cent, payable quarterly
$1.00 will open an account. Start to
day.
THE CITY NATIONAL BANK.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-06-17

There are items of interest in the
Special Suit and Wash Goods Sale of
A. W. LUCAS co.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-06-17

For fine shoe repairing go to 1.-THE
Bismarck Shoe Hospital" Carl
Juhnke's, No. 215 Fifth street.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-10-07
IN FREn acLIArrnn-

Noilchter Adolf. Much ohlllchOd
Your insulting letter lss recolfed
und tank you for reading me ouid
OF der old quart Der negst day
Maine vent dcmogratig.
! would nod quarrel init YOU
mullosc.
| notlss dot CONGRESSMAN w n.
Mckinley. Won OF our most statu.
esQuc patstanders. bass been apout
Ing In aboud all der stades vich hat
been rude TO der old quart Nc.
kinlcy iss der fiddle red hose cart
Nich doy call ouid TO put down In.
eipient blaEos. But dlus year ven
eter he arrlfed der conflagollatlon
spread TO der atcholnlng prohorty.
~ be don'd look fiddle onld he
vill be In der repairs shop init Chloe
Cannon.
Chloe used 10 be der great water
tower INIT dree white horses going
matly 20 der scene OF der fire To
always drogo hlmscluf. wearing a
panatella speaking trumpet und
bis SLOUGH halo pulled down Offer
hiss eyes. und ven ha yoult gallon
TO we're der patatRndofa wnsA
chumplng ould OF der windows. der
District yoult SO conkresslonal by
a Increased matchority lie coult.
as rule. spit carelesaly on smol.
teriug discontont und put ia Ould
mlt only dRmetch by water.
Veil. after der late iamcutet SEES.
sion he vent ouid 10 splash der Ia.
ecnsed voters vich hat sent him In.
surtchcnts 90 Washington instead Of
clodlug store dummies. bat an
70, come ouid % bis nozzle listened
like comhresscd air. "nleane. no
said la q Injurious sort of tone. I'VE
arc lartehly OfcFstockcd NIT in.
aurchents We haf troubles getting
rid OF dem. pey make a ferry punk
window DISPLAY. uud aiEo dey are
continually falling on der ahclfs
und hurting me on der coco. Der
oldt kinl. nit glass eyes unt paper
maehe heads. iss much better. We
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-10-07
Never Any Itching
Asr Ore Application % Poslsua.
re New Skin Remedy.

HAsaeYer eczema II present on
Aaty smhs or scalp. the urst De
ras4 . for something 70 stop the
snasael itching. This posiam does
va .ha first application
hHying the sample % poslam--
IN Is mailed free % any ore
nm request b. the Emergency
labsrasoriss. sc W. 2sth IT.. New
TTx cisy--it Is best 20 use Il on
assn surface and compare IN the
srasag with the surrounding akin
"A % treated. noting the vast I'm.
lnsemens. or watch ita quick
swk Is clearing the complexion
lHw night. removing pimpiss. IN
ts ,saaess. rashes. erupflons. &C.
ulss gosl4m has been used. the
vi means ID rid oneself N a skin
izsesioa have not been eulripyed
fsaz has done the work IN worst
azes II ecrema. acne. letter. salt
TIN. psoriasis. al forms ~ Itch.
H. where relief could not be OBJ
maaa b. other means Posian is
n2 a two sizes ltrial. 81 cents:
wx hFs. i2l BY all druggists.
,xns4arly -------
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-10-07

coult ON a goot many more ottera
q we nat dot KNIT"
I dlnk Kansas wasa won of der
principal places we're doy dit nod
cheer Chloe 90 der echo Der crowt
mate Noise like a horse ven "a
lsa amused und PUT more Conkrcs
aional Records on tho bonfire BIN
Teft und Nick tonEwort quick
pulled Chloe back 70 der hoadquar
tora und prupped der door shut on
der oululte Nouce Ia vile you
can hear him pointing on der door
und pleading 90 be let ouid ven he
hears der chokrr ring hot dey are
nod letting him ouid der on quart
now bass a Idea he las nod ufen a
hant oxtinsuishrr Especially since
der oddcr dag ven he mate OK
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-10-07
BALLARD At !ER
BETTER CAR
SERVICE

r.a side Improvement Club
lhs ,,n me circulation Of a pcti,
VI g s,ree the seattle Electric
naa y ..w ears directly up iiLh ay.
Patrons Of tho Fremont IVA, ,l.
"a llne are now forced to lose .. ven !,
go. ~. every "trip udlug around
:. 1eallard loop 90 got north Of
y. - N There are eight blocks
sN % Az. \. r GA which there
8 :. ~, .,seAs and trolley wircs but no
q s,sb has appointed AZ a com.
ses 4 take ehargc of tho work.
cspfill +. s Mlsho. G.. W
s.,lsrucod. " G Pcntle'on. VIM
$3.50 d A. Follman T. J, liau-
- "a u. D.. Mastcuon.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-10-07

hlbltlon run ad home init hiss brass
shlned up nnd loadet down init
floral bootiaeka und euspitora. und
nearly dlt nod find der "a way back
20 der town hall Uncle Chloe isa
done Maybe efcn der yilletch fire
department Of Danyilln voud mlaa
him
But YOU. obese losfer. still slant
on der curbstone unter a green cot.
ton umbrella waiting for Uncle Choo
20 rumble by nut all dot you sec
rumble by lsa der crowt going TO
der fire. ylch Teddy Is tanning.
Dream ON. homuoisnt alob
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-10-07
FLOODS IN SOUTH.

LOUISVILLE. Ky. Oct T.
Heavy rains have caused an Inn.
menae loss 60 the crops throughout
this section
White the rain continues In the
northern part ~ this great area. the
storm has practically ceased In the
southwest 20 give place 10 a cold
wave that han dropped tcmpera.
lures from - 70 20 degrees In the
~ hours
Two lives are known 60 have
been lost. Mrs A. J. Burchfieid
aud her grandson Were drowned
near Dycraburg, Tenn
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-10-07
Go, Any Counterfeit, Money!

Ever have a lead dime. or 4
q quarter or auy other roing q
q You bet you did. but you didn't 4
= report u 90 u : Secret Ser. =
= vice Agent Thomas H. Eos. 4
= ter. did your Well. the next q
q time you get bum money. hur, a
q ~ 20 a telephone booth and 4
. ring him NJ There - a pen. .
= Atty Of a5o0 or three years I'm a
= prisoument for not immedi. .
q ately reporting that you bad .
q been ytctlmised by counterfeit =
money. 4
4 Foster Is nov looking Cor =
4 evidence against Fred Martin, q
. held In the city jan on the a
q charge OF having passed wiid. 4
= cat Ereenbacks 4
q a a A a 1.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-10-07
FIND MANS sooY.

The body Of J. Everett Graham.
Who with three companions was
drowned near Meadowdale during
a storm last Sunday night vas
found yesterday The body was a..
reetly under a rshtrap which Ora
ham owned.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-10-07
OSCAR Delifers EIeey on Choe Cannon

'onee Dot Great Statesman
Wass der Main Fire Appara-
tus, But Now der Wit
Alarums Ring Ouid und Dey
Voult Raider Send a Bale of
excelsior 20 Put Ouid der
Flames OF Revolt.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-10-07
Labor to Quiz Black

Judge w w BLACK. democratic
nominee Tor congressman from the
First district. will receive the sup
port Of organized labor II the report
OF a special committee with which
he viii soon confer iH favorable.
The question Of Judge Blacks In
dorssmeut viii be the special order
OF business at meeting Of the
Central Labor council, October Il.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-10-07
SCALPERS GET
SERIES TICKETS

CHICA. O, oct Tn spite OF the
promise OF the National commits.
sion that the fans wlil be given an
even break 90 the ucketa for the
worlds baseball series, echlplng al.
ready has begun Spectators have
bought up large blocks and are pre-.
pairing TO sell them at regular
scAluarN prices.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-10-07
ZAP ROMANCE

v,as Yakishi Takasaki went 20
g. yamada. a Japanese farmer
ast;e,ue aud said New look
- Nat 1 want 60 marry your
s.sss.sf 81" The paicr crossed bis
sSshlas doing. Quoth Yamada.
.snels to that effect. Sal Is only
q ,ears ga. on your way
&, Al things come % him who
49, h ore doesn't wait too long
y.ssssi eldut On September 3
ssssssi met pretty llttle Sal az the
Ia market. he Just namrally
49, .axicab aud they were soon
!. ,Aelr merry way
~ rats father called in deputy
,,s-gfs Who traced the fusljives 10
sra aeighhoFing cities At first
y.rsaa vas certain that bis little
i.ssAssr uas held Dor ransom. hut
[, ~ DAYS ago word came from
y,slsAl thar they The and Namada s
issrAisri wanted a pafcaiA bless
- Ysmaaa seat a burning refusal
III he chase ls stan on
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-10-07

Frank Gotch insists bis retire.
mcnt isn't Of the Patti order. and
that be Il going TO stick on the
farm for keeps.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-10-07
.olo SUFFRAGE RALLY.

i MASTER saffragettg meeting
I'd y Aeld al Galliugers hail.
vas SEATTLE. Wednesday Mrs
cse-xs A Saith. president Of the
N szilgaga Club. viii act as
rAssrwaa Rev Dr T. Tremayne
Ds,,aa Glenn Hoover, George Rid
~ "a Ms Marion Baxter will
rssas nsaFsssss
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-11-09
HIS fNCIvlLlTY.

Did the census man that called at
your house ask you any impertinent
questions, Mrs. Crossway?" inquired
her neighbor.
20, no. l suppose he asked only the
questions he had to ask. Yet he was
extremely rude"
in what way?"
In this way, Mrs. Xavier" said
Mrs. Crossway, with flashing eyes: ut
had answered all his questions with
out making the slightest objection.
and then-you know those Merdle peo-
pie who live next door and how de-
ceiving they are? Well. thought he
ought to know the truth about them.
and i started to tell him the real ages
OF the women. He stopped me in the
rudest and most uncivil manner, and
said he'd thank me to attend to my
own affairs; he didn't need any as
sistance!"
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EGoTIsM.

who cares for your trifiing loves. poet
Nv, w no cares for your puny hates?
VINO cares what you think. who waste 30
much ink
IN impotent wrath at the Fates?
VINO cares FOR your sadness of soul poet
your chronic anguish OF heart?
IL your liver Is wrong keep IL out of
your song:
Bile's bile-it can never be art
III you have any story to tell poet
a message OF love. or OF cheer:
IL It's something worth while that will
bring us a smile,
Or force out an honest tear
Why, scribble with all your might, ,oet
Wen read IL. and laugh and cry;
But keep out OF sight. II you can, when
You write,
That wearying "T-I-Iv
II a painter should spend all his time,
poet,
depicting his Swn sad face;
Or sculptor should cut never anything
but
His own figures doubtful grace:
YOU'D say II was hard to believe, poet,
nat folly like that exists
But what do you do that is diHsrent,..
you
Past Master OF Egotists7
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-11-09
COFFEE WAS 1T.
People Slowly Learn the Facts.

"All my life I have been such a
slave to coffee that the very aroma
of 1t was enough to set my nerves
quivering. I kept gradually losing my
health but used to say Nonsense, It
don't hurt me-
Slowly 1 was forced to admit the
truth and the final result was that my
whole nervous force was shattered
MY heart became weak and uncer-
tain in it's action and that frightened
me. Finally my physician told me,
about year ago, that 1 must stop
drinking coffee or / could never ex-
pect TO be well again.
Il was in despair, for the very
thought Of the medicines I had tried
so many times nauseated me.
thought of Postum but could hardly
bring myself to give up the coffee.
FINALLY 1 concluded that / owed Il
to myself TO give Postum a trial. Sol
got a package and carefully followed
the directions, and what a delicious.
nourishing, rich drink It was! DO you
know I found It very easy to shift
from coffee to Postum and not mind
the change at all?
Almost Immediately after I made
the change I found myself better, and
as the days went by kept on improv-
ing. My nerves grew sound and
steady, I slept well and felt strong
and well-balanced all the time.
Now / am completely cured. with
the old nervousness and sickness all
gone. In every way / am we'll once
more"
1t pays to give up the drink that
acts on some like poison, for health
is the greatest fortune one can have.
Read the little book, "The Road to
MELVILLE" In pkgs. "Lhere's Rea-
son"
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Archibald Terhune, popular young
bachelor or London. is suddenly aroused
from the aimless and indolent life he
leads. by the startling news from the law
hrm of Barnes. Wiloughby & Son. that he
is the heir to a sheep farm in Australia
bringing in an income of $4,000 year
The bequest comes from an aunt Mrs
Georgiana James OF Essex. She makes
him her heir on condition that he marry
within ten days or forfeit the legacy to a
third cousin living in America The story
opens Mt Castle Wyckofr. where Lord Vim
cent and his wife. staunch friends OF Ter
hume. are discussing plans to find Ter
hune n wife within the allotted time. 1t
seems that Lady Vincent is one of seven
persons named Agatha, all whom have
been close girlhood chums. She decides
TO invite two of them to q party at the
castle and have Archie there as one of
the guests. Archie accepts the invitation
and the Vincents discuss his prospects in
all their varied bearings He listens to
their descriptions of the two Agatha's
and decides that the sixth shall be his
choice. Agatha first and Agatha sixth
arrive at the castle. Agatha the Sixth
strikes Archie as n handpainted beauty
Agatha First is n breezy American girl
only eight days remain for Archie to Sc
cure bride. Lady Vincent tells her hus-
band that Agatha the Sixth already cares
Tor Archie. The plot starts working with
both girls unaware OF the urgency of the
situation. Archie gains from Agatha
Sixth the admission that she cares for
him. but will require a months time fully
to make up her mind.
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SOUL RESEMBLES EASTER EGO
Man Leaves Body In ST. Louis Board
nc House and Coco Travelling
With Spirits

A gentleman who in his mundane
existence goes under the name Of Her
manus Ruebenguhl left mis- body in q
st. Louis boarding house, he says. and
went travelling in his unclad soul He
reports an enjoyable trip and very
sociable time with kindred spirits
with whom he hobnobbed while on
his journey.
All the souls he met were about the
size and shape OF goose eggs. but col
ored according 10 their characters
Blue souls. for example. were super
stitious; red. bloodthirsty; white. un
cultured. High livers had pink bands
OF dots on the soul eggsheH: humor
lists were green. and brown souls
we're deceptive and not to be trusted
A mass meeting OF assorted souls
must look like a collection Of Easter
eggs n Mr.. RuebenguhTs facts ars
reliable. He is relating his experiences
in lecture tour OF the middle west
and apparently is expecting TO keer
soul and body together wlth tbs pro
ceedE.
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CHAPTER "

The Castle Wyckbon house.party
were assembled on the east terrace
and IT was the fourth day Of the ten
which were to decide Arch's fate
Arch himself, with a countcnance as
anxious and troubled as If he had not
iready obtained a guarantee of good
faith from Agatha Sixth which was in
all probability to insure his inheri-
lance for him, was leaning gloomHy
against the broad stone railing of the
porch and gazing somberfy at the
white peacocks that strutted I'm self.
conscious magnifcence about the
close-cut lawn Agatha Sixth. who
should undoubtedly have been at his
side, considering that there was be-
tween them something IN the nature
Of on engagement understood. was
SEATED as tar sway from hiJa as DOS
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to the plan from them and a more en-
thusiastic one from Arch. who had
begun to realize in spite of his anxi-
cites that cricket was cricket after
all, something occurred which changed
the formation of our party most I'M
expectedly
That something was a wire for Ter
hume, stating that his presence was
absolutely necessary in London that
day and signed by the head partner of
the business firm with which Terhune
was connected
20, what a nuisance," said my wife
when Terhune had informed us in
general terms of the necessity for his
immediate departure for town.
What hanged shame!" was nv
more forceful comment. Agatha Sixth
said nothing at all. but Agatha First
came forward with more show of in
terest and feeling than I'd seen her
exhibit over anything since the begin
ming Of her stay with us.
You won't be gone long, will you.
Mr.. Terhune?" she asked anxiously.
20, no; l can be back for dinner"
Il
look pleased by her solicitude.
It's not a matter that requires
much time" he added to me in an
undertone. 81 should be able to dis
patch it this afternoon"
Then you can't go with us to see
the cricket" continued Agatha First.
interrupting our aside by her ap-
proach, as if Just realizing what Ter
hune's absence really meant. And
again ] felt that the interest in Arch's
goings and comings should have come
not from her, but from Agatha sixth.
who had said nothing And when
Agatha First added Well n you
must go, you must But he sure to be
back In time to show that new move
in our chess game" Then. laughing.
~, Remember. it's a datei" 7 thought
so more than ever Terhunc. rcdden-
inC slightly, muttered something and
left us TO pack his bag. Left us and
without so much as "A word to Agatha
Sixth
Frankly, I didn't like the look Of II.
And ! know Dearest felt the same
way. We had observed with some
anxiety, not TO say surprise, that dur
ing the last day or two Terhune and
Agatha First had struck up an ex-
traOrdinary intimacy. Extraordinary
Of course in the light Of the affair be
tween Tcrhune and Agatha sixth.
| though Of course Agatha First could
not have been aware of that. had
told Dcaresr when we had first OBJ
served this new stake in our match
making venture, that IT was explained
| by Agatha Saxth's action I'm DELAYING
her answer when Terhune had pro
/ posed. Feeling that things were now
up TO her as my American brought.
up wife would say. the old boy had re.
solved 20 let matters pretty much
alone. And ] couldn't blame him
thought his friendship with Agatha
First rather judgment on Agatha
Sixth for playing with him IN that
manner But not so Dearest! When
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Easily EXPLAINED.

Inc smart angler from the city
thought he would have some sport
with the weather-beaten native by
asking him a few nonsensical ques-
tions.
And why is It that the fish bite
better when 1t is raining?" queried
the city man.
mats easy TO answer. sir" re-
sponded the old man, solcmnly. You
see. when 1t is raining the trout stay
under water because they are afraid
to come to the surface and nibble
the floating insects"
And why are they afraid to como
to the surface?"
why. they are afraid of getting
wet. sir. Would you mind passing tho
tobacco?"
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sible In low rocker at my wi.e's feet,
across the terrace from him.
As for Agatha First, she was knock
ing golf ball around on the velvet
lawn and absolutely ignoring the
humble attentions OF young Leslie
Freer, the rector's son. whom we had
at length succeeded in foisting upon
her as cavalier.
L thought the party was too dull for
ten o'clock in the morning OF a rippin'
June day, and / threw the cigarette
I'd been smoking over the railing and
set myself to rousing them all to a
more becoming state of jollity.
II say. you people!" 1 cried cheerily,
what do you want to do today? It
couldn't be finer weather. What do
you say to a drive over to Northbury
to see the cricket? Northbury and
Lowshire are going to play"
These were two crack teams and I
expected to extract enthusiasm from
Arch If not from the girls, because
knew he was as keen on cricket as I.
But he only made me the most indif-
ferent kind of assent while none of
the others took up the idea at all.
/ looked rather reproachfully at
Dearest. She usually backs up any
propositions Of mine, but I saw that
she was busy explaining the intrica
cies of some stitch or other to Agatha
Sixth and forgave her.
SO I tried again.
Don't you think It would be sport ?''
l asked. walking over to her and put.
ting my hand on her shoulder. Its
such bully day for a drive!"
"Yes!" she cried, turning to me at
once, all animation. II do think II
would be sport! Come, let's all get
ready and go. When's the match
pLyed?"
Eleven thirty" I told her, land
shall we motor or take the drag?"
'Oh, motor!" she said, by all
means! Driving's too slow!" But
just as we had succeeded In fetching
Agatha First and Freer from the
lawn and had won lukewarm assent