The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1910-03-04

The man who says nothing may be .
deep thinker, but of what use is a weir
OF gold IL 1t can't be brought to the
ce?''-Exchange. va
Macaroni is taken from Greek de
rivative which means 1.-The blessed
Dead" in allusion to the ancient Gus.
tom Of eating it at feasts for the dead
Galvanized iron is. not galvanized at
all, but is coated with zinc by being
plunged into bath of that metal and
muriatic acid.
"Does your son profit by your exam
ple?"
Thunder, no! Why. he wants to get
married. New York Herald.
"No man should write poetry until
he is fully matured."
Fright. And after that he'll be
ashamed to."-Cleveland Leader.
'How did Tom manage to get SO
much of his uncle's estate"
"He married his lawyers only
daughter."-Boston Transcript
'In mos cases." said Uncle Eben,
''what folks calls failure is simply los
in interest an layin' down on de job"
Washington Star.
Wife docking up from paper)--What
was "Hobson'S' choice?"
Husband-Mrs. Hobson, suppose
r ordnv tTvprnSo
! she-were you ever troubled with
dyspepsia?
He-Yes; that's the way it affects
me.-Yonkers Statesman.
An Irish lecturer upon being intro
duced to his audience said, Ladies
and gentlemen. before begin to speak
/ wish to say few words"
/ A twentieth of Scotland's area is for
est land. seven-tenths is mountain,
heath and lake and only one-quarter
cultivated land.
'Was he acting as If he had taken a
drop too much?"
Eyes, but he wasn't acting as If he
thought he had."-Bellman.
"Will you be my wife?" he asked.
mo" she replied.
! So he remained bachelor and lived
happily ever after.
Elephants in captivity must have
their hides soaked with oil at least
once a year to keep the skin soft and
pliable.
/ One kind Of Mexican pineapple,
known as the cayenne, is entirely FREQ
from spines, and the flesh is remark
ably tender and juicy.
In the sixteenth century it was Gus
tOmary in Germany to get up at 5
o'clock. dine at 10, sup at and go to
bed at s.
"Why did the Babylonian king in
stitute the hanging gardens?
Il presume because the king next
door kept chickens"
The Chinese boys ambition is to be-
come civil magistrate. Even serv-
ants save money to educate their sons
with this aim.
Chinese children begin to learn their
"A B C's at three years old and are
expected to learn 1000 letters in three
months.
1t takes a good horse to run down q
giraffe. and If the least advantage is
permitted the wild creature the race
is lost.
Joskins-I say, old boy. this is my
first day at shootin'. You might tell
me in confidence what people shut one
eye for when they're sightin' anything.
Hoskins-Oh, that's perfectly simple
my dear fellow. You see, if they were
to shut both eyes they wouldn't be able
to see anything-London Pick Me-Up
The opposing candidates resorted tt
blows. Friends rushed in to separat,
them. Each struggled to get at tn,
other. Candidate No. !, seeing thu
extremely violent efforts Of candidat,
No. 2, cried out: More of you mel
hold Swanson! One man can hole
me!"-Everybody's
My boy" said the first proud papa
has a bad habit of interrupting M
when I'm talking. Your kid isn't OLE
enough for that yet"
NO" replied the other. MY DO,
contents himself with interrupting M
when I'm sleeping" - Philadelphia
Press.
Berlin boasts that Inter den Lindel
Is the broadcast actual street to b,
found in any great city. 1t is 215 fee
wide. Other noble thoroughfares ar
the Ringstrasse, in Vienna, 1873 feet
the Paris Grand boulevards, 122 feet
and the Andrassystrasse in Budapest
155 feet wide.
Highways in the United States ar
twice as wide as in Germany. 1t 1
estimated that If the width of on
roads were reduced to the German
width it would restore in thirteen O
our states together 100000 acres O
land producing an average of 500 al
acre.