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Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

tendency has been to raise the require
ments, with the result that the appoint
ments awarded on civil service exami-
nation have gone more and more to
the best trained.
The difficulty Of ascertsining the
presence OF tuberculosis and hog
cholera bacili makes a thoroughly
scientific training an absolute neces-
sity in meat inspection. The govern
ment recognizing the fact that the un-
impaired physical well-being Of the peo-
pie Ia a chief essential to our progress
and prosperity has given the inspec.
ton bureau full discretion and the
work of selecting inspectors has been
surrounded With ironclad rules and
requirements. The fact that many
young men just out of college can
easily pass higher examinations than
practical men, who are a little short
on theories, but longer on experience,
is now largely offset by this strict rul-
ing on eligibility for examination. Both
theory and practice are necessary in
safeguarding public health and the
most thorough qualifications in both
should be demanded, where efficiency
Is desired.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06
Those pOld Masters"

In an open letter Paul de Longpre
makes a plea in behalf of modern art
and the living artist. He calls attention
TO the American craze for the paint
ings of the old Masters. " and speaks
OF the numberless factories In America
and Europe where old Masters are
painted by the gross, just to satisfy
the silly ostentatlon Of the new rich "
He even suggests that the "old Mas
ters," themselves. would turn over in
their graves II they could see the ma
iority OF the works of art" Of which
they are accused.
Paul de Longpre Is himself. an ar
tlst of exceptional ability and has many
times seen works Of talented living ar
fists supplanted by faotory-made "old
Masters" OF inferior grade. There Is no
doubt that many modern paintings.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06
Must Husbands Learn to cooki

Mere man OF the species husband"
is up against it with no avenue Of es-
cape, for the all-conquering spinster
school ma'am has uttered the final
edict. Mere man must learn to cook.
A spinster instructor-the feminine
form no longer applies. for she rules
in the University OF Wisconsin, who
is apparently of an unmathematical
age. has instructed the young women
of her department that the cooking,
washing and the "drudgery" Of the
household should be done by the hus-
band under the direct supervision Of
her majesty, the ideal wife.
Is It possible that the course of
human nature has thus been turned
wrong side out and the ruling wisdom
and authority has been usurped by the
proud n domineering man? II so,
then let the earth ave in and the
heavens blow up IL we do not reduce
the species husband to the collar and
the leash. Mere man must learn to
cook. The spinster thus hath spoken.
" tbs thy wedding morning. Rise, old
man, arise" Build the fire, cook the
flapjacks, wash the dishes, sweep the
house, dust the brio-a-bTac and may
the tortures of eternal matrimony seize
you IL you break a single thing. Order
the groceries, then hike down town
and earn enough to pay for them. Get
your meals to the merry entertainment
Of your supervisor" translating Greek
philosophy from Cleopatra's memoirs
or something like that. Then clean
up the kitchen. A wife, we are assured,
has reason to be prouS of herself and
would like to be proud OF her hus-
hand, too-but, woe, alas,
Then, Mere Man of the Species Hus-
band: When earth's last. pancake has
moulded, and a batter that's twisted
and dried, has been Tipped upon
earth's heated griddle and burned to
a crust as It fried; when the queen of
your foolish young fancy, the one you
dared to call our wife. is living and
bossing in splendor on insurance you
had on your life, we'll bury you down
by the willow and there on q tablet of
wood we'll inscribe a pathetic inscrip-
tion-"Mere Man. He did what he
couldjS
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06
SERMONS BOILED o

He never succeeds who dare not fall.
Some temptations may be invitations to
moral athletics.
Discussing the plans usually delays the
doing of the will.
1t is a serious fault to know your neigh
boris faults too well.
You cannot save the ship by throwing
the compass overheard.
The man who spreads pessimism ought to
go into moral quarantine.
There's something wrong with your faith
IL a need does not prompt a deed.
You can never find the divine in a book
If you turn your back on the people.
Some Christians think they have a whole
armor as soon as they buy a ohevron.
The man who does not know where he is
sailing Away complains Of the winds.
The self-satisfled man is seldom content
with little things in any other respect,
There is no such thing as divine service
to you IL you cannot make all service
d~ivine.-Chicago Tribune.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06
Our Birthday Book
March 6, 1910.


Charles +, Gunther. Chicago's candy man,
was born March 6, 1887. Mr.. Gunther is a
native Of Germany, and has served several
times as treasurer OF the city Of Chicago.
lie was an intimate personal friend Of the
late George w. Llninger Of this city, whom
he had several times visited,
DR., Charles w, Pollard. the well known
physician o%fficing in the BrRndeis building,
was born March 8, 1871, in Albany, N. Y,
DR., Pollard graduated at Dartmouth col
lege and later at the College OF Physicians
and Surgeons. He gives the instruction in
in the medical departments Of the
University Of Nebraska,
Frank w CoTliss, president Of the Water
loo Creamery company, was born March 6,
1872, at Riohfield, VI, He served nine years
as county COMMISSIONS OF Douglas county,
and still has his farm at Waterloo.
Charles Harding Of the Harding Creamery
company, was born March 6, 1859, in Pike
county, Pennsylvania, Mr., Harding Il
president OF the Board OF Education and
interested In all the various usine organ
~izations.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06
PERSONAL AND OTHERWISE.


I. March opened its engagement as gently
as the touch of an old beau.
The spring style of chanticleer ~headgear
is voted awfully chic and chicky.
Lincoln steffens is making forced marches
TO New Jersey to witness the operation
on the beef trust.
The spectacle Of the mother of trusts
spanking her kids is worth going to New
Jersey to witness.
Denver women threaten to boycott the
milliners unless the prices of hats are
pulled off the mountain peaks.
The mother of Battling Nelson wants
to leave the ring. Other impressive
inducements have been offered.
King Edward wants It clearly under
stood that he will not for the present put
his royal label on political medicine bot
Ties.
James A. Patten, the grain plunger of
Chicago, has decided to cash in and re-
tire, Only the tinhorn class stick to the
game until they are stranded
The national bureau Of labor reports %
per cent Of the telephone girls unmarried.
Their lines nave been quite busy since
this singular information was compiled.
The last OF the picturesque Knicker-
booker life In Manhattan disappears with
the passing of horse cars, This event
places the big town a lap ahead OF Ne
brRska City.
Kilmainham jail In Ireland, wherein
Charles stewart ParneIl and his associates
were confined in 1888 and the scene Of
Kilmainham treaty, has been shorn Of it's
glory and converted into an inebriate asy-
ium.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06
Traininr Of Meat Inspectors.

The official announcement from
Washington that unless a young mar
is a graduate OF one OF those high class
colleges he can not ven try for an ex-
animation" has placed a premium on
the work of high class veterinary col
leges with regard to thoroughness of
training for meat inspection. The rea-
SON for this apparent advantage Is
that the graduate or the better grade
OF colleges is better grounded in the
work than those who come from the
cheaper colleges, The cheap colleges
do not have thorough courses" The de-
STABILITY of thoroughly prepared men
for the meat inspection service has led
to competitive examination for admis-
sion and in this competition, the col
lege education is telling against those
who lack it.
When II became evident, some years
ago, thai a thorough inspection of all
marketable meats vas necessary, be-
cause Of the influence dietary elements
have upon the public health, the de-
partment In charge was flooded with
applications for positions OF inspector,
Those applying were Of various degrees
Of proficiency and had TO undergo a
wedding out process. After the work
had become more systematized. the
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06
THE QUIET LIFE.

Alexander Pope,
Happy the man whose wish N care
A few pateRnal acres bound,
Content TO breathe his native air
In his own ground.
Whose herds with milk, whose fields with
bread,
Whose fiocks supply him with attire,
Whose trees In summer yield him shade,
In winter fire! -
Blest who can unconcernedly find
Hours, days and years slide soft away
In health Of body, peaee of mind,
Quiet by day.
Sound sleep by night, study and Ease
Together unmiXeds sweet recreation
And innocenee, which most does please
With meditation.
Thus let me live, unseen, unknown;
Thus unlamented, let me die
Steal from the. world and not q stone :
Tell where / lie.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

1t is now reported that the swope
estate assets amounted to $4,OO6OOO,
but it must be remembered that the
trial has been in progress for over a
month. When balanced over against
the liabilities incident to the trial the
assets will look very much less than
that by this time.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

making an aggregate Of 2O,20S. 1t
would be rash 70 guess what the count
would be including sons and daugh.
tiers by annexation together with the
children, grandchildren and great
grandchildren.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

The chain is almost complete now,
since Colonel Roosevelt announces
that fine luck has marked every foot
of u progress through Africa" A
distinguished Nebraskan would
add that fine luck has marked every
foot of Colonel Roosevelt's progress
through everything.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

IL is suggested that some of the en-
thusiasm manifested in the senate over
the farewell address Of Colonel Gordon
Of Mississippi was due to the fact that
Ex-Governor Vardaman had been
beaten for the senatorial succession.
These surface indications are not al
what they seem.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06
HarBinger Of spring.

The mud is in the street, Let as all give
three cheers for the mud" wrote Eugene
Field. It's two component elements-earth
and water-we prefer separate, Mud has
its credit side. 1t offers mud baths. 1t is
needed for the pies OF children. Browning's
Caliban used to
Sprawl, now that the neat of day is best,
Fla on his belly in the pits much mire, !
With elbows wide, fists clenched to prop his
chin
And, while he kicks both feet in the cool
SluSh-
Cheer up, Mud is the harbinger Of spring.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

If one is to Judge from the verdict
OF the Chicago board of aldermen, a
hatpin is not only an u~nconcealed
weapon. but also is a temptation to
crime.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

The Denver platform pledged the
democrats to a postal savings bank in
the event the guaranteed bank could
not be obtained. Is any one In doubt
as to the fulfillment Of the condition to
make this plank operative?
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

There is one good thing about being
a democrat in Iowa, a man can run for
governor without having to make
much of a campaign and come out Just
as well as though he had spent a mil
lion.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

If memory is not poor, it was the
Mr.. Hill who said that unless
the government let's the railroads
alone we would come to IAN end Of
the republic"-er-how about the ter
minal facilities as provided by the
railroads under ordinary circum-
stances?
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

II Caruso would only urn loose sew
sral of those photographic records Of
his voice there would be a weeping and
scattering of the Black Hand artists"
who are after him.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

Mr.. Fairbanks is the guest OF Great
Britain and the occasion seems quite
hilarious, But just wait for the big
noise when he returns TO seeing dis
lance of the banks of the Wabash,
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

II seems to have required the Phila-
dslphia street car strike to let us here
In Omaha know what skillful and dis
tinguished leadership our own street
a strike enjoyed.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06
DOMESTIC P~LEAsANTRIEs.

This popular fiction is all bo4h. In real
life the girls father seldom objects TO the
man OF her choice
You're wrong there. He often objects,
but he's usually too wise to say anything
Kansas City Journal,
Il flatter myself on the affairs of the
day, | am always posted" proudly declared
the nominal head Of the house.
"HumphV' observed his wife, that is
more than the letters are l give you TO
mail. baltimore American.
who Is that very handsome woman in
the exquisite gOWn?' a--
That's one of our lsaGlng club women, -
And who Is the lovely girl with the
peaches and cream complexionP'
She's a prominent suffragette, "-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
Husband I suppose you think you are one
Of those women who never did a foolish
thing In their lives.
Wife-Oh, no; j couldn't say that. 1
married you.-Baltimore American,
George (maklng a calD-Maudie, dear, the
parrot doesn't seem to like me any too
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06
On a Profitable Basis.
Baltimore American

Current railroad reports show that in
dustry throughout the country is on a prof
liable basis, The revenue Of the carrier is
dependent on the freight offered, and the
increased earnings indicate plenty of profits
for the capitalist and plenty of work for
the man who wants It.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

After having cleaned up $4,000
900 in wheat, James A. Patten has an
nounced that he is ready to quit. II
he does quit It should be noted In his
tory that one American gambler knows
when to let well enough alone at the
right time.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

1t is noticeable that it did not take
John Bull long to forget his German
scare when the busy heads and idle
heads in English affairs began to
clash.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

1t cost $1S. 900 ,OOO,to take the last
census, and the impending census is
expected to cost close to $1s,0O0,O 600.
A big country this, n getting bigger
every day.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

The Bad river, located near the Bad
Lands of South Dakota. is badly
gorged and badly flooding the bottoms.
Looks like bad medicine for the Bad
river valley.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

All the nations are eager to loan
money to the Chinese-yes, they
would like TO loan so much that 1t
could not be paid back and that II
would give them a right to foreclose.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06
someMhat IrreruInr.
Washington star.

WdhTIHBIOH SUN.
Democrats who insist that things are
brighter for their party than they have
been for a long time are liable to be called
to account, The idea that the democracy
can look up and be hopeful while Bryan is
away OFF in South America is most irregu-
L.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

Explaining what has produced the
high cost of living, Prof. Giddings Of
Columbia university declares;
What We are materially, we %yainglori-
ously boast. For 500 years we have been
a herd Of Wild asses In the wilderness,
Now We know what the trouble is
and how to remedy H.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06
selenee of ROC Making.

indianapolis News.
According to the general freight agent
Of the Southern Pacific, that roads rate
on railroad ties is IS because the ties are
able to stand such a rate. Which, of course,
is good and sufficient reason as such things
so nowadays.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

Again the famous leaning tower Of
Pisa" is really in danger Of falling
just the same as 1t has been for the
last few centuries.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06
leth and Earn'y sts'

well this evening. What have l done to
offend him. N
The Parrot-Jack, am l the first girl
you ever kissed ?-Chlcago Tribune.
so there is to be a divorce" said the
woman who discusses everybody. 1t
seems but a little waIle since he asked
her for her hand"
Yes" replied the rude man. "He, got
the hand all right, But II turned OUT to
be a misdeal."
Wife-The landlord was here today Rnd
I gave him. the rent and showed him the
the baby.-Puck. -
Mrs. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS are you going to
with that porous plaster, JohuS .
MIR. Crinaonueak-I'm going to see what
tune it will play on The fpiaholA,-Yonkers
Statesman" -S-
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

Is there anything suggestive in the
similarity between the efforts of the
nations to build the biggest battle
ships and the lower of Babel in Bible
history
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

Probably the ."Dreadnought" air
ships will be the next thing on the
bills Of fare of the war departments of
the nations.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

There is less excuse for a law taxing
bachelors when o Chicago baby wins a
bachelors love and Chicago debu-
tantes establish a general nursery.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

Baltimore Sun.
There she sits, this lady of the telephone,
calm, polite, like Patience on a monument
smllingf at Rage, From out the wreck of
matter and the ruin of worlds comes undis-
turbed her even tones, Number, pleased
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

Now that the Dalai Lama Of Tibet
Is out Of a job, why not let him try a
hand at governing Nicaragua. He is
q nice, quiet chap.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

subscribers leaving the city tenn
POrarily should have The Bee
mailed tn them. Address viii he
changed as often as requested.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

When one considers how much like
q pink tea Italian duels really are, the
fact that Deputy Chiesa has to fight
three does not mean so much.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

Revised version: And the March
lion and the lamb shall lie down to-
sether and a little ground hog shall
lead them"
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

\Perhaps to make the PUstoffice de-
partment self-supporting it might be
necessary to cut off some of the at
taches who are O self-supporting.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

The University of Michigan has the
greatest number OF living alumni of
any American institution Of learning.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06
srATEMHNT OF CIRCULATION.

STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION.
State Of Nebraska. Douglas County, SIS;
George n. Tzschuck. treasurer " The
Bee Publishing Company. being duly
sworn, says that the actual number OF
full and complete copies Of Tit Daily,
Morning. Eventhg and Sunday Bee printed
during the month Of February, 1910, was
sa fOViowras
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

GEORGE b. TzSCHUCK,
Treasurer,
Subscribed IN my presence and sworn 10
before me this 28th day of February, 1910.
ROBERT HUNTER,
Notary Public,
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

Entered at omaha postofnce as second
SASS matter.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06

VICTOR RosBwArER EDITOR.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-06
TIE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE

.ouNDBD BY EDWARD RosBwATER
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-02-27
Onancock Social News.
fsnecia tn 49, .ri,a.tr,l..., !,

Especial TO The Times Disps,ch.l
), o S,alr e., Va. February 2e..Tha
Of tho American Revolution. was en-
tertained at sans Souci," the homo
of Mrs. b. r. Powell. on Washing
tons Birthday.
Mira. l. d. Tcackle ouimby is home
from three weeks visit to relatives
In Georgia.
Mrs. +. T. Parks and MISS Elizabeth
Tiitbank left for Jacksonville. Fla.
Thursday.
Miss Madeline Rich. who spent two
weeks with her mother, Mrs. =. e.
Rieh, returned to Norfolk saturday.
Miss LYDIA McGrath is visiting rela-
uves in Salisbury. sd.
Or. John w. Robertson. after spend
ms two weeks with his father, Dr.
Edgar w. Robertson. left Tuesday to
resume HIS work in tho University
Hospital. Baltimore
\. ). kellam, OF Wachapreag que, was
The guest OF his daughter. Mrs. Everett
p Parks. for several DAYS this week.
Mrs. Horace Wiltbank and little
daughter, Elizabeth. returned Tuesday
from visit to relatives In Della
ware.
Albert T. Evans. of Baltimore. spent
Wednesday with his mother.
The Embroidery Club OF tho Baptist
Church met Wednesday, afternoon at
the home OF Miss Sarah e. NAPLES.
ulents were served.
Miss Bertha e. Ames is with rcIa-
tives and friends in Eastviiie for tho
week end.
Misses MILAN Berch and Adells
Richardson. of Wardtown, are with
friends here.
Or. William F. Kellam is undergoing
surgical treatment at Johns Hopkins
Hospital. Baltimore.
Miss Eliaabeth Rogers entertained
her friends at her home on East Main
street, Friday evening. About forty
invitations were issued. Tho inter-
estng program was heartily entered
into by the guests. Elegant refresh
ments We're served.
Mrs. p. o. Twyford has returned
from a three months stay In Ashcyillc,
n. c., much improved In health.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-02-27
European Hair Schools

In Berlin, Paris. Vienna and other
European cities there are now regular
schools where the scientific care OF the
hair is made a special sturdy and the
teachers IN these schools become so
skilled IN tho knowledge of hair that
they can tell merely by the touch
whether 1t Is in n healthy condition or
not. They also know the effects Of
different tones on different hair or
different restoratives on the same hair.
1t Is thoroughly established that dyes
are harmful to the hair, All prepura-
lions claiming 80 restore gray hair
are subjected to the most rigid tests:
II found in the least degree harmful
the, public is informed through official
bulletins issued from time to time. In
America There Is no such censorship,
and many preparations claiming to re-
store gray hair are only temporary
dyes that do nottgo to the root OF tho
trouble, which is tmpoverishment Of
the hair glands, HAYS HAIR
HEALTH in this country Is recognized
as the standard restorative for pre-
maturely gray hair All good drug
sists sell Il at soc and dollar per
bottle, or II can be purchased from the
manufacturer, Philo Specialtles Co.
Newark. NM. Y, Is. A.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-02-27
Bon Air Social News.

Especial TO The Timcs. pspatch.l
Bon Air, Va. February 2G-The
library welcomed its members this
past week with delightful program
of music. Miss Frances Withers, Mis-
Maud Miller and the Misses Ha2ens
gave selections from fuvorite com
posers. and the librarian OF the day,
served light Refreshments TO all call
ing.
Mrs. Rogers, Mr.. and Mrs. Fairllc
Cooke Mrs. William Dimmock anC
Mrs. T. L. p. Cooke the past week.
Blackburn Ruynon visited Philip
Smith recently.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hapke have returned
from several months stay in Go.
many.
Miss Ayline wherry has been visit
ing Miss Emmie Wherry. in Richmond
Louis Payne. OF New York, was with
Douglas Wherry on Sunday.
Miss WaSland, of CroZet. is staying
with Mrs. II. S. Christian.
Miss Elizabeth Smith has returned
from visit to ScottsvilIe.
Miss Lucy Mason IS visiting Miss
dermine Moore.
is the guest of Mrs. Polk Miller
guest on Wednesday of Mrs. Bulling-
ton.
Miss Carrie Moore is spending the
weekend with Mrs. w. Z. Bradley, OF
fredericksburg.
Mrs. James Patton and son. Beverly.
were guests on "Wednesday OF Mrs. AL
bert Williams.
Mrs. r. Nee Burlington is visiting
Mrs Richard Bellamy. at Neswick
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-02-27
Cisnont Social News.
special to THO Tlmes.plspa,oh

Especial to The Times Dispatch
Cismont, Va, February os.---Owing
to Indictment weather there werc very
few at church on Sunday morning
Mrs. Godfrey Birch is visiting her
sister. Mrs. Noting, at Gotham Park.
Langbourne Williams and children.
from Richmond have been staying
with Mrs. Noting.
Gordon Lefebvre, of Richmond, Is
at William Manns
Mrs. Phleger. of Norfolk, has re-
turned homo after delightful visit
to Mr.. and Mrs. Bell. at Gotham.
Miss Helen Martin and Miss Lutte
Peasants are guests of Princess
Troubetzioy and Miss Iandon Rives,
at Castle Hill
Professor Francis W. Daniel, who
has been visiting friends in WASH
inSton, has returned to the Money
School a Campbell
Miss Mabel Flynn, of Warrenton,
was tho guest last week OF Mrs. Julian
Norris. at Campbell.
Mr.. and Mrs. Crawford. OF Pittsburg,
have rented "Heathcote." John Saw
ycr's pretty home and viii be estab-
lished there for some time to conc
Mrs. Hartman is expected at Cob
ham this Week.
Julian Morris of Campbell, is aug-
mentins his kennels with hounds from
Dayton, Ky.
The smallpox scare at Lindsays is
uncomfortably close, and vaccination
Is the order OF the day. Sore arm"
is prevalent complaint Just now,
and strange to say, 1t is causing many
of the little girls to limp.