The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-03-20

w U 3SP Sc u %HEtE This AN and s o93st
w shrin cries by the newsies
throughout the greater portion of yes
terday, caused Salt Lakers TO scramble
over themselves to buy a copy of the
city Creek Gazoot Vol. nix, No. nix,
dated al Here, Utah, Today, 10 Hun
ured and Big Casino being the official
organ of Salt Lake lodge of Elks, issued
In anticipation of the presentation at the
Salt Lake theatre next Thursday and Fri
day evenings of 1.-The Big Noise" under
the direction of Rufus Il Love. The
GazOOt is one of the most unique publica-
Jions ever issued in Utah. and thousands
of copies were disposed of on the streets
and at the news stands during yester-
day.
There are twelve pages, replete with al
legged news and advertising. All of the
news space on the first page is devoted
to a supposed war with Japan, the ar
ticle blazing forth under the caption,
Warfare Brought to Our Very Doors"
There IS a wealth of editorial witticsms,
news" that is not news. and, in aGdi-
ticn, the complete program for '"rhe Big
Noise.
Among the scoops" contained in the
Gazoot is one to the effect that s6O0,00
hotel is to be erected on top of Ensign
Peak There will be an airship and au-
tomObile service to and from Salt Lake,
and the building will be q stories in
height. Another news item of interest
Is tflal A. j. DdNlS Was nuIL because he
was not asked to sign in The Big
Noise" BY way of explanation ii is
stated that the production is not to be
called THE Awful Noise" which, it is
pointed out. it would be if Mr.. Davis was
q member of the chorus.
The classified column is of especial in
terest. Under the caption, House for
Rent" appears statement to the effect
there are no houses for rent In Salt
Lake, while under the column, "Situa-
tons Wanted" the explanation is made
that no ads were Obtainable for this
space, as everyone in Salt Lake is work
ing,
page of the Gszoot Is devoted to the
atricals, all attractions being declared the
best seen in Salt Lake. with 0le one eX-
ception of 'The Big Noise" and the bal
ance of the paper is made up of mis-
celaneOus news and fmnyisms, in which
prominent Elks and others are made to
bear the brunt of the jokes.
The City Creek GazoOt appears once in
a lifetime. which. says the sheet, is suf-
ficient. Copies of it may be had during
the week and double the entire edition
will be sold out before the time for the
big production at the Salt Lake theatre
this week.
The following is the program for THE
Big Noise:
.sThe Last Rehearsal" A one-act
sketch showing few of the funny things
that happen behind the scenes. Time,
this very minute. Place. stage Salt Lake
comes we will turn the plot loose.
Musical numbers. The great Chinese
specially, "Ching-a-Ling." (The girls in
this act were specially trained by Selig-
man Samuel) The Misses Edith Fowler.
Marie Owen, Mabel Uhrstrom, Lillian
Busch, Susie Margetts. Hilda Lundgren.
Vivian Pace, Eleanor Robinson, Rosetta
Mantei, liberia Flora. Margery Jensen,
Vera Armstrong. Cecilia Haaga, Alice
Newton, Ellen OrlOb Mary Hayes, Mar
gerry Burrows, Inez Anderson, Sarah Had
dow Annette Kilkenny, Edith Fitzger-
aid Marjorie Winter, Title Wardle, Ethel
Dunbar. Its the Pretty Things You
Saw" Miss Venus Romney.
:" '.Vot's Der Matter Nit Heinze?"
CIVagner's great opera). The Misses Dora
Grove. Agnes Reed, Mercy Kilkenny,
Eileen CrOnin, Edna JOTgensOn Marinda
Matson. Dolly Christensen, Anna Toll
hurst, Enid LaBelle, Madeline Boyd.
blind Pig the great kid speciality.
Mrs. A. j. Davis and the following little
tykes: Kathryn .Slade. May Triniman,
May Give, Marian Owen, lila Wardle.
West Eileen Cronin. Take Me Up
With You. Dearie,' Misses Gene COvey
and Norinne Robinson.
Jim Leary's One Night Stand Minstrel
Troupe Jim Leary interloeutor; tambos.
Brain. Kisselburg; bones Penny.
Daynes; Sassafras Su, Mrs. Corinne
Hammer; Hulda Struggles, Eva Weber.
Opening overture, entire company Of
seven: GOOD Evening caroline. Harry
Brain and Miss Eva Weber, My South
ern Rose" Stella FARMLAND and Cleo
Craig; Keep Your Foot on the Soft
Pedal" Miss Florence Griffith; I'm
Sorry" /. J. Kisselburg.
The graceful ''CubanOla Glide the
Misses Bowman Nelson, Craig Marion,
FARMLAND Driscoll Belcher. Thompson.
Wetherbee Skoglund. Don't You Mind
It. Honey" Mrs Corinne Hammer: I'm
On NV Way 70 Reno Dean Daynes as
sisted By Misses Faith Redrlan and Dolly
Christensen.
Sullivan" the great new speciality.
Mesdames Manderfield, Kaufman, Beck
er. Sheriff., Baxter, Davis; the Misses
Smith, Marion. Busch Birkinshaw.
"Cculd You Grow Fond Of a Nice Young
RIond. if You Loved a Sweet Brunette?"
Miss Bowman.
,.or Tsl,ass P-ilverizer, Mister Ray Bould,
Monseer Dan Sickum. Cricket" the