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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-03-20
THE IMMIGRANT.

The views of e%x-President Eliot Of
Harvard an the subject OF the desir-
able sort Of immigrant, as expressed in
his letter 20 Representative O'Connell
SIN commend themselves TO thought
iui and patriotic legislators anxious to
conserve tie best interests OF their
country, as wc'l as Of their particular
constituencies, There IS nothing
strikingly original or boldly divergent
In these views or IN the statement of
Them. Thy represent the homcly
common sense of a man who has
studied our political and social prob
lens va America at first hand Tor a
great many years, and who Is aecus-
tomr.t Go formulate and express his
opinions with courageous outspoke-
ness
pectnr Eliot with q candor that has
not always marked the %utterances Of
ap academic administrator, admits
That education does not always
increase ;hr endowment OF common
sense that mature gives the individual.
Ito would agree, perhaps. with Mark
Twains 'Puddnhtad Wilson. who
sail that Il caulifiowcr was "a cabbage
with s. collogo education. II is not
icslrahte "a insist upon ana educational
test At tho very threshold when an
nhle-bolied. fairly intelligent and hon
est Immigrant seeks admission at our
ports of entry.
The only questions which are ap-
propriate are, Is he healthy. strong
aud DESTROYS of earning a good live
ing 2"
There must De health and strength
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-03-20

a young man AT Los Angeles has an
extra rib. and is TO be operated upon
to have it removed. Ii Is said to be
an unshapely. poorly developed sort
Of bone. which crowds the other ribs,
and points downward. IL Is contend
ed that this is a temperance Of the
rib that was taken Adam "a
make Eve. II she was built out OF
such an "ornery' thing as that, it is
no longer any wonder that she ate
sour apples and talked with snakes.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-03-20

ask more questions IN any given sub
iect than any other man alive. And
he packs the answers away carefully,
after submitting them to an acid test,
and is always able TO bring them out
i'm good order whenever they are
needed. There are no good stories 70
be told whatever about Aldrich. There
are a few. however, about those that
have fused with him.
Almost even since he has been IN
the senate he has been a member of
the steering committee. That COM
mittee dictates the republican action
in that body-and Aldrich dictates 10
the steering committee. He walks
gnat-footed into action, but after ne
gets in he's an army with banners.
and its all because he is so eminently
practical The good people like fire.
works now and then. but they prefer
sense as a steady diet. II may be that
Aldrich isn't likeable. II may be he
isn't admirable.
But YOU cant beat him.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-03-20
THE AGE OF

The use of concrete Is being widely
extended in the agricultural districts
Of England, and is u%surping the place
Of timber and metal in so many di-
rectlons that there is a glowing dis
position to take it into account as a
great conservation factor. 1t Is said
III present ideas are carried out prac-
tically every article Of fixed equipment
on the farm viii he made Of concrete,
instead Of wood or iron
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-03-20

A big strike Of workers In paper
mills and pulp mills is on in New
York, and is steadily extending TO
those engaged in like Industries in
other places. Nearly all the mills in
Maine and Vermont expect to be tied
up IN the course of the next few days.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-03-20
Territory OF New Mexico.
office OF the Secretary.
Miscellaneous Certificate.

!. Nathan Jaffa. secretary Of
the Territory OF New Mexico.
do hereby certify that:
Whereas. on the goth day Il
March. A. ~ 1902. the Albu-
querqne Citizen was designated
as the official Newspaper OF
New Mexico. and
Whereas. said Albuquerque
Citizen has ceased publications.
Row. therefore. public notice
s. hereby given that. tn COM
piiance with section o. chapter
20 20 the laws OF 1903. reqnir-
inr the Secretary OF the Terri
tory 10 designate an official
Newspaper 90 New Mexico; the
Aibuquerque Morning Jonrnal
is hereby designated as such
official Newspaper Of New
Mexico.
Given under nay hand and
the Great Seal % the Territory
~ New Mexico at the City 81
santa Re The Capital. on this
fourth day Of October. a. d.
1898
tScail NATHAN JAFFA.
Secretary ~ New MeSico.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-03-20

Fully nine out OF every ten cases OF
rheumatism is simply rheumatism OF
the muscles due to cold or damp, or
chronic rheumatism, neither of which
require any internal treatment. All
that is needed to afford relief is the
free application of Chamberlain's Lin
iment. Give il a trial. You are cer-
tain to be pleased with tie quick re-
lief which it affords. Sold by all
druggists.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-03-20

So get the book if you wan. to be stronger Send this ad, and
vel sealit closely and mail ii to you without marks. Come
and see US. if possible. Whether you call or write, well give
YOU the names Of people you know hat we'v We cured.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-03-20

still in the lead. Gem.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-07-14
Iron In Antluuitv.

The following is brief summary
OF the facts known as to the use of
iron by the ancients:
Interesting in the light of recent
metallurglcal practise is a part of an
iron tool found In the Great pyramid.
because II contains not only nickel
but also combined carbon. showing
tEHt II is not of meteoric origin.
Under a sphinx at Karnak an iron
sickle was found
At Delhi there still exists an iron
pillar, so feet high and 16 inches in
diameter, made OF 5O-pound blooms
welded together This pillar. II Is
suggested, may be regarded as the
doyen among products OF the heavy
iron industry.
The use of iron and steel In China
has been traced to the year 1857 b. G.
The Japanese are said 10 have had
n curious method OF making steel
They buried forged iron in marshv
ground and after eight or ten years.
through some alchemy of nature. It
came out steel.
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Were Glad to End Seasn.

A New Yorker who has lust re-.
turned from London gives one expla.
nation of the promptness with which
Ehgiishmen closed their town houses
AFTER the death of the king and so
readily consented to give up all enter.
tainments for the rest of the present
season.
Londoners were in many Instances
very much relieved to shirk n season
OF expenditure" he said, because this
has not been good year financially
Tor them. They we're not anxious m
spend any more money than neces.
sary, and when court mourning gave
them dignified opportunity to close
up their houses and skip a season
they were very we'll satisfied that thew
could do this without having to have
undertaken anything so unconven.
uonal on their own responsibility So
NOBODY need think that English
houses In London will be opened later
IN the season or that there will he
anything like the usual entertaining
there"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-07-14
TypeWrltten SIGNATURES

i had letter from friend TODAY {"
said literary man. giving me a wig.
sing Tor signing my typewriter let.
ter to him with the typewriter. and
notified him at once that he didn't
know what he was talking about
tcld him ! had written the letter with
my own hand on the machine and It
was proper to sign 1t in type. II T
had written the letter with men
told him, the signature with the pen
would have been all right. and a men
was just as much an implement of
writing as a typewriter was. There.
fore my signature In type was ouite
proper, though | admitted 1t would
not pass as legal signature. How.
ever. ! was not writing a legal dozen.
mept and a signature in the text OF
the letter was perfectly good form
That Is my contention now and n.
anybody can prove that | am wrong
I'd like to hear his argument"
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Tricks of the comnass

Experts say that the steel bulI NJ n
vessel Is rendered magnetic during
construction by the hammering of the
metal and that every steel vessel has
10 nave Its compass corrected to coun.
teract It's own magnetic lines of force
The magnetic influence is further com.
plicated by the load carried by the
vessel. II this load Is magnetic mr.
capable of being magnetized. The ore.
carrying vessels of the great lakes ex
perience great difficulty on this &C.
count and the United States HYDRO
graphic bureau Is endeavorIng tn
teach pilots and captains of vessels
plying In this trade how to check
their course by means of the pelorus
The pelorus Is an instrument SINH.
lar to the sun dial. being provided
with a gnomon and a graduated arc
on which a shadow of the gnomon IS
cast. The instrument is set in north
and south direction. as Indicated bv
the compass
BY noting the shadow on the gradu.
ated arc 1t is possible to tell by com.
parison with tables furnished by the
government just how far from the
north and south position the gnomon
really lies, thus showing the COMPASS
error.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-07-14
Dolls House Many Years Old

There are at least two famous dolls
houses in England; one is at Nostell
priory, the Yorkshire home of Lord
and Lady st. Oswald This dolls
house dates from 1890 and it contains
some exquisite Chippendale furniture
made In miniature. The dolls which
inhabit 1t are dressed in gorgeous old
brocades and the dinner service Off
which they eat is of silver. The other
dolls house is in a house near Peters.
field and If not quite so valuable is
nevertheless very beautiful and n
much cherished possession. A curl.
Gus fact in connection with the lovely
Chippendale furniture, some OF the
finest specimens known at Nostel
priory, is that the receipted bills for
II are also preserved there conclusive.
ly proving that 1t is genuine
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The 81. DANGER OF ps,,.
a Story Of Human In,.

He was stalwart vors
health and energy, with : ~, 'i w
two children. and with vile "
which there was debt arn q
fall due in short time n soss
the debt the prospects wo a. spite 1
and he was full of the optimiD e bright
healthy man to whom tbo s ism Of d.
a vision of certain health u'ure w
happiness. wealth aN
An agent Of the Idaho s,o.
surance Company of Boiso Lille b.
him to get his application tos Oaued o.
of life insurance, but tho NJ q pcllq
his wife Joined to his optimism U'ess q
the knowledge of the debt han ,,a and b
him weighed heavier than = owe
ments of the agent. "e an
Two weeks later he was t.,
Spinal Meningitis, and in 40 hs VIII
was dead. HVufs b
The time when the mortgor.
foreclosed Is approaching ana "lih
outside help comes his widow Jules
dren will be forced to starr @D =, chls
without the benefit of the labor. a ~ :
husband and father, which q, VI ~
expense, could have been saw. quay
them had he listened to the adv Ss y
the apostle for the prevention ~ .
erty,' the despised Life Tn,u.l ~
Agent. Delay is dangerous h., ap'
cially dangerous is delay in ,a ~
Life Insurance during the tima \
health and strength, and no mss
needs insurance as the man Of fsns
who is in debt. 'ail
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in HOURS OF PLAY
ANIMALS MAKE GOOD USE OF
THEIR LEISURE TIME.
Authenticated Cases Which Prove the
Brute Species Are Aware Of the
Value Of Relaxation--Merry
Antics Of Monkeys.

All animals, from ants up to whales
ond elephants, play together In youth
and some are fond of taking such d.
versions at intervals through life
one might search the world over and
not find more playful creatures than
puppies and kittens, but there are 9th.
er dumb animals which not only frisk
ABOUT. but actually descend to prac.
teal jokes.
A brazilian parrot once succeeded
In making railway party believ that
they had run over q child. Sudden
cries, followed by a low moaning.
rang out from beneath the wheels
me train was stopped. and the en-
ployees nervously searched the track
but no child was to be seen. No clue
10 the situation was to be found until
a large green parrot, swinging in his
cage. uttered a hooking laugh.
monkey on shipboard used TO
aniuse himself In the cooks absence
by turning the water-cocks In order TO
enjoy that worthy's surprise when he
returned and found the water running
over the floor; and there are scores
OF authenticated instances of actual
deception practised by animals to
gain some desired end
certain Skye terrier used to nj.
tempt deceiving its master by going
through the action of killing a fly. and
then assuming an air OF success One
DAY. however, when proof was given
MIN that his hypocrisy was detected,
ne SUNK under the furniture, evident.
ly quite ashamed
me merry antics of monkeys are
many and diverting. Humboldt was
acquainted with monkey In India
which took delight in riding a mig
Every morning the creature caught
one, leaped astride his back. and
chngfng there with great firmness.
took his fill of riding.
Another monkey. domesticated by
missionary. used to put the family
cat. strong. good-natured animal. To
the same use.
me favorite game of others seems
10 be that of sliding down hill They
ciilhD 10 the top of high snow.ridge
lie nat upon the stomach, with the
.ore-leet bent backward. and giving
themselves an impulse with the hind.
legs, glide down the hill head fore
most In summer they select a slo.
ping river bank, which has clayey soil
and where the water at It's base is of
depth. Climbing this
oank. they start from the top. slip
swiftly over the slipping ground. and
plunge into the water.
me gamboling of whales is often
by sailors. and Paley says
nat any observer of fish must &C.
knowledge that they are SO happy
hey Know not what to do with them.
eiVes. Their attitudes and frolics
IRE simply the effect of an excess of
pirits." VI
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-07-14
ALL ABOUT THE HOG
SOME STORIES OF THE USEFUL,
" FUNDAMENTAL, ANIMAL.
Hazorbaek Variety May Be Depended
Upon to Furnish Something New
How Woodpeckers Fooled
Drove Of Arkansas Man.

The group on the porch was talk
Ing about razorback hogs and the
storekeeper was telling a story.
There was Teller travelin' through
here," he said. according to the st
| Louis Post-Dispatch He was a
stranger in these parts. One day he
came across a bunch o. hawgs that
had big Sits In their ears He flggered
at them Sits. They was too big fer
brands. What else could they be?
After a bit native come down the
trail. Jess lookin' at them hawgs,
said the stranger. You was, says the
native Dye min tellin' me what
them big Sits In their ears is fer?'
said the stranger. Not at ALL says
the native. Have you noticed these
hillsY What dye mean?' Noticed
how steep they Isl? Yes, have Wal
says the native, that's 1t. We have
to put them Sits in the hawgs ears
so they kin stick their hind legs
through EN- and rough lock them
selves down these hills to keep from
KILN themselves
was SdiFO Vi very nearly
outdoor laughter at this, and Mr. Ant
wine stirred behind his newspaper
THAT remin's me of one they used
TO tell down on the Arkansas line"
ne said. There was a Teller goin
through there, too. He saw a drove o.
razorbacks carryfn' on mighty queer.
mere was about 20 of 'em. and they
acted like they was crazy. They would
run rust to one tree an then to an
other, tryin' to climb it, Then they
would spin aroun' on their noses.
crack their tails, an squeal in the
most plaintive way you ever heard.
me traveller watched them hawgs fer
10 minutes, an the more he saw of
EN- the more they puzzled him.
FINALLY he went on through the
woods till he came to house. There
was man out In front. He was
oaskln' In the sun. is them yoar
hawgs up there in the hills? the stran.
ger asked, Yep says the native.
AT that the traveller stepped nm an
looked his man In the eve. say, he
said. what in the Sam Hills the mat.
Ter with them hawgs!'
Inc native kin O. half smiled
rhey does act queer don't they?' he
sara. l should say they does Wal.
Us TINS way said the native. We had
hard winter in here this time an
acre was no feed in the hills for them
la"gs' An had to let 'em have corn.
Aiohs iate IN the winter All took such
oad COZ All couldn't holler pig
'oeey any more. All had to call 'em
Up by hittin' the corncrib with ak
,ahdie. an now. he says, lookin I'D
he hill, them damn woodpeckers is
ettin' them crazy"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-07-14
u Is q Mistake

Many have the idea that anvn..
Will sell if advertised strong enon.v
This is a great mistake. Trno
few sales might be made by advert
Ing an absolutely worthless article !,
it is only the article that Is bos :.
again and again that pays, An !,
ample of the big success of vo,,.
article is the enormous sale tba, T.,
grown up for Cascarets Candy CATH,
tic. This wonderful record is the resrs
OF great merit successfully made knOr,
through persistent advertising and N,
mouth-to-mouth recommendation plv,,
Cascarets by it's friends and user,
Like all great successes. trade u
rates prey on the unsuspecting nubr,
by marketing fake tablets similar h
appearance to Carcarets. Care shOup
always be exercised in purchasing ver
advertised goods, especially an artIe.
that has a national sale like Casc,s
cts. Do not allow a substitute IN i.
palmed off on you.
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philosophy.

Ut Us easy for a know-it.all and a
Anow-nothing to run dead heat for
the nuisance prize.
somebody unusually has good time
while the fortune is between the first
'and last shirt sleeve period.
some people tell things as IL they
read them upside down.
Lies wheel OF fortune must have
anany blanks in order that the prizes
may be big.
"A woman hates to be told to wait
aor the next car, though 1t may take
ner nearer home than the one she
misses
Casabianca couldn't swim. and
cdidn't think his father could.
d9 woman a mirror is a court of
f2irst and last resort.
5itsis well to take fall out of the
; probable before graphing with the
Observation-Disclosures Post.
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What's the AnsWer2

We're ready to quit! After sendlg
two perfectly rhymed, carefully scan
ned, pleasurably sentimental pieces d
poetic junk to seventeen maga2lns
and having them returned seventies
times, we turn to the current issue d
a new monthly and find 'pome'
modelled after Kipling's Vampire
and in which home is supposed to
rhyme with alone, run on page eleven
with all the swell curlycues ordinarily
surrounding piece of real art Il
poetizing is gift we are convinced
that this poets must have been. As
Tor us, we are on our way to the wood
shed to study the psychology Of The
OK or any other old thing that hasn't
to do with selling poetry to mags
zines.
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&& asr;sssts

ular witt
Washingtonians and others from a dis
lance. Although perhaps it is not
known to every one, it is a fact OF
some interest that every member OF
the librarians force is a college man
| The person whom one sees handing
out light juvenile fiction has under
gone a collegiate training, which
though possibly of little use in this
instance, may stand him well in hand
when the next reader arrives, asking
Tor directions for securing a COPY of
Justus Frederick Karl Hecker's "The
Epidemics of the Middle Ages" or
some other equally rare and heavy
work, These patient faithful obi
ginS librarians who wait upon Young
girl readers seeking Gibson's THE
Passing Show with the same polite
and thorough attention with which
they respond to the applications of
students and men of learning. are.
many of them, men of considerable
learning and literary accomplishments
Richard Johnson speaks and reads
French quite as we'll as he does Eng.
hsh, and If Frenchman unable IN
speak or understand word of Eng.
ish were to drop into the library
reading room he would perhaps OK.
perience less difficulty in securing
what he desired than If he were In
Paris. The others are also able IN
read French and German. in addition
to English, this being one of the re.
quirements under which they hold
their places. In addition to this. how.
ever Mr.. johnson is able to sneak
French as well as a native of paris
Frank Reynolds speaks exceIlant
Spanish and usually attends to tho
wants of visitors from the republics
of Latin America.
Louis Solyom, however Is nerbon,
the most accomplished linguist in tba
library lie speaks ten languages and
reads in II still larger number
He is one of the few Americans who
are able 70 read and speak the Cht
nese, Japanese, Turkish Hunpsrio,
ana Polish languages, and, among 9th.
er duties, attends to the cataIogrina
OF works in the Chinese, Turkish and
other oriental languages.
Mr.. Babine speaks and reads a..
and Slavic languages as VOL
as he does English, catalogning al
works printed in these tongues wbioh
come to the library, for, although tbn
number of Washington peonle MY
read Russian, Chinese, etc. is rot Ino
limited, still there are enough of thoa,
% render the purchase and keenina -
land of a number of works g., y"
just mentioned as Won
n Turkish, Japanese, Hungarian o." q"
'lnnic' a necessity. Among those ~
'atronize the library reading ro "mo
md who read in Chinese as Won '''''
n English, may be mentioned u, as
lam Woodville Rockhin ana sa, WI,
'thers who have served in the na, a.
nd diplomatic service. OF the "'y
lumber of patrons who read IN 'T'a'
uages other than English, those . .','i
ave mastered French and cen. nv
re In decided majority Tim nun r
'hen the number of peonIe I.. was
ans) who could read in Russian "'t ts
lost dimcult OF all European , ,ne
uages' amounted to very few IAN
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-07-14
He Had Been Observing

why don't you call your inventioi
the Bachelors Button?'" | asked ny
friend, who was about to put on tn'
market button that a man could al
zach without needle or thread.
Il fear that the appellation would
IMPLY too much restrictiveness," b
answered. You see," he went on, CIV
ing me one of his knowing smiles,
expect to do just as much business
with the married men as with hs
bachelors"
Theatrical expense accounts come
under the head of play bills.
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Household CONSERVATION,

Charley, dear!" exclaimed young
Mrs. Torkins, the baby has swallowed
gold dollar,"
Great heavens, Something must
be done. There will be no end to The
cost of living If he gets habits like
that!"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-07-14
stalwart Endeaunr

ITS only few generations from
shirt sleeves to shirt sleeves" said
the unoriginal person
yes" replied Miss CAYENNE.
Young men whose grandfathers toll
ed for wealth are now seen every day
with their coats OF. on the golf
course
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-07-14
First Call.

The Tragedlan-"In sooth, my
friend, these do be sorry times with
the profession. How goes it with
you, Horatio?"
The Comedian (gloomily)-"Hard,
Bill, darn hard; I'm behind in my ali.
mony in three different states"
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How could Maude descend TO mar.
rying a mere circus contortlonist?"
She wanted man she could twist
round her finger. Boston Tran.
lscript.
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Coming Down to Earth

Happiness" detained tba -.
osopher, lis in the pursuit of sa ru.'
thing, not in the catching of II" ~'
Have you ever" interruntea :,
plain citizen, CHASED the last %, '. y
rainy night?" WI "a