Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-03-09
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The j. n wastefut cuss-
His living Is too riot0us;
Carnegie says our spendthrift avs
hid him pause in shocked amaze
The m do It. Ripley chants,
With most ahaurti cytravagance;
j. Picrpont the lavish age
Why don't W. ike like Russell sage?
says Vanderbilt. it beats the Dutch
How workingmen can spend so much
What air We coming tp2 weeps ttul;
1t gives the Goulds "a clAmmy emil;
The miilionaires IN chorus cry
THE common geezer lives too high:
The beer trust nearly faints TO see
The Wild and reckless JamhOree,
The coal combine has fits and starts
As fast from ts our money parts;
We throw away u ancient shirt;
II makes the Cotton trust look hurt
We've only worn it fifteen
Such wastefulness nigh moN to tears
The prodIgal eats eggs and ham
Nor for the price he giyesadami
He blows himself for cabbages-
Corned beef he simply rtVagcs;
II is an awful. ghastly shame
But then. the women
Are TO blame.
Let MS then he up and saving;
Cut out bread and prunea and hash;
Lest we All 10 broke together
And the country go to smash
Let us pass the Turing coal man.
why waste coin on plumbers bills
Shup. oh shun, the tempting milk can,
Shun the turnips. spuds and pills.
BE Industrious and sober:
Put more patches on our pants;
Lest the kings OF finance surfer
And the rlute look on
Askance.
WHEN YOU SEE a married wom-
sitting I'm a chair sazing out Of a
window. frowning occasionally. tap
ping her fingers now and then on the
chair arm and moving the toes of one
OF her feet rapidly up and down on
the floor it's a sign that she is MAX
ing up her mind 10 ask her husband
for enough money to pay the grocery
Grande Republican.
You're away off the scent It's a
that she has asked her husband
for the price Of a new spring hat and
that he turned her down because he
had already paid the grocery bill.
TT LOOKS AS If Commander Peary
had finally placed his foot in it. Cook
may vet have company in exile
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A SPORTING innovation that
would make a hit in Albuquerque
be a deaf and dumb wrestling
DIAMONDS arc going up in price
and it is economy, If you are going TO
engaged. 10 do it now.
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FINLAND is reported to have a new
Diet. An exchange arrives at the
very reasonable conclusion hat since
il WAS furnished by the car IL must
be prunes.
THE ATTENTION OF Senator Rev
who has said a few rather hard
things about the people Of the terri
tory, is respectfully directed To the
thieves Of southern Indiana
who haze driven away the farmers
ana terror ized the country.
49,
THE BUILDING ordinance had to.
over again. But then the alder
men were too busy with the discus
sion of the dog tax.
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iilL AAttiNsNi4Nh UtfuiIidt IDS the en-
giahle distinction VI being the only
newspaper in Albuquerque that
tells It's circulation.
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LEST THERE remain panied mis-
understanding in any quarter, it may
be as we'll TO explain that the adver-
Users come 20 the Morning journal
II has 4 circulation nearly
equal to that OF all other New McNl-
90 daily papers combined.
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1T is To be regretted If the large
circulation Of the Morning Journal
any one mad. For really YOU
know the people just viii insist on
subscribing.
WHY DO the heather rage and the
circulation liars imagine a vain thing ,
Because it is the facts that get under
he hide.
THE LATIN Significance of the.
lame Of Felix, In mt least two local i'm
proves Il misnomer, For 1t
5 always associated with trouble.
THE MAN in Gallup says the
iallup Republican. "who has no ene
mics is a dead one" IT is a cinch then
hat there is al least n live guy in
he coal town.