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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-12-27
New York Stocks.

New York, Dec. 21.-FolloWing are
quotations on the stock market today:
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-04-15

lotterune ourf; i'm ielber fannte
man faum no6. Ser olte Gbriltian
bumpelte Die 9orf1troBe binouf bort
iiber9ebeugt uno torfelno, idcn mie-
Ser angetrunfen, ein 8unoel Heilig
auf Oem &iiden, einen 8eiboorn=
fniittel in Ser SanO, altf oel er lid)
itiibte, 8oIfo erfonnte i'm lpieOer.
Sn Der &inoer3eit mar ibm ser lab
me gbriitian Elm gutter SrrntO ge-
peien. Won ful6elte iif bo 5ur
Sagesmenoe binter Dem StetnIarg
ouf Dem @eb0ft oes 9urgnnii1erS
nebeneinonoer, Otto uno 9olto, ullo
Ser lobme @briition mubte @ei6if-
ten er5ablen; er sannte piele uao lido
ne; er muBte gri6redli6e5 aus Ser
&a1britter5eit, pie man allf oelr
Nutbei6loiiern gebault Gotte nit
Senget uno Bremen un0 tdglldcn
M%forotaten, ols iei es nifts, nno
oie &inoer bielten Ben s(tent olt,
rDenn Gbriitian begann: uGor Dlllr-
bert Sobren, oa lebte einnlal. -"
(Sortiebuao fol9t.)
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-04-15

Monhe fiiblen fid MIR oesbalb
ii6eraa 6u~riidgeiebt, neil iie iiberoQ
Die eriten fem ipolen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-04-15

@ieoer lit elm Ieniationeqer
3eitangsberi6t erpIooiert. 9ie @e-
fuitobeitsbeb0roe, Die iid an Srt
nno Steae begab, Inn iid BACON gu
i~iber5eugen, in peIdem WiaBe bos
Maiier oes SetDeripitems CUR @e-
miiiesuht. benust miro, bat eeIunoen,
Dab notwithstanding MIR meria @e-
mite NIT Sepermaifer ge5ogen
tDir6. Die @emiiie-S arnlea treroen
meiitens nit arteiii6em ODER SluB-
maffer betp1iiert. Sn Jolge Der Ser
breihung Der Nabri1t iber Die
Sda6li1feit uno @eiunobeitsaefd6r.
lidfeit Der NIT Seiper=@ aiier se3oae.
men @emiiie lit Der @emiiie-&oniun
INN minoeitens 1919 obgefaaen,
mas febr beflagenspert iii, oa Scr
@enub BON frii6em Semitic uni Die.
fe Sabresaeit = mie iiber6aapf iml.
mer - iebr 5utrdelid lit. uniert
englii6en 9latter leiiten ii9 5umeiler
fDunoerbare Dinge.
: Sn ibrer iiingit abgeIaItenel
Sisung beidIoB Die 9etoil M1erbants
Miiociation beim Stootrat an5ufra-
gen. mo- Die nit 1900 unterifrif.
ten beoedte 8etition gebliebem lit, Die
Dem Sta6trat I'M 0obembcr iii Ga.
den Der Siiomeltlihen 3elepbor
&ompagnie uberreiht ipuroe. 9ie
Giiociation erfldrte iid ausorudlid
gegen Dos 9unoesgeies CUR Gin.
fiibrung Der 8adetpoit neil iie oa.
raus Sddoigung bes @etollbanoels
ertpartet. ueber Die 4nnebnIidfeii
un6 8~eqtemlidfeit, Die Dem aroBer
8ublifum oaraus erp6dit, mem
1adete our nieorigen &ote ourf
Die Roit b~eforoert peroen fonnen,
miro nihts geiagt.
@s lit moglih, oaB Die Seuer-
fDebr-S Station in Der WarftiiraBe Der.
legt per6en miro uno 8par, neil
Die StroBe 81 eng lit. gs fonneil
leiht Sinoerniiie eintreten sic bas
Aus1aDren DER Spr1sen uf1o Setter'
tDagen eridmeren.
9ie 8epobner bon Soutf
Seigbts petitionieren ben Staotroi
INN StraBenperbeiierungen aud mol
len fie elm Sprisenbaus boben.
Der BEL Corn, @uaoaIolpe
Gountp, Dobuenoe Sormer 8uitao
Woaenbauer bot beim bieiigen Bun
oesgeriht ieinen freimiaigen 9anfe.
rott angetneloet. Seine Gftipa be-
tragen $3.50, feline Boiiiba S2792.-
80.
- Die ndhite Sabres-9 olpention
Der 8aubcl5bdnoler miro in Souiton
abgebalten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-04-15
Sim 9onner1tno 1T in ner an

= am 9olmerltae lit in Der So
tbeorale 5u Mtobile, Mlo., Die @eiGe
oes 8ater Sban gum Sulisbii6oi
bon San Intonio pou5ogen norben.
@r5biidof 8lenf BON Seem ORLEANS
boa5og oie @eibe. Ser neue 9iilfs.
biidof BON San Mntonio mar biSber
&an5ler Ser 0io5eie Mobile. gr mirh
om II. Woi bier %eirtreffen.
Die SnpOer Improvement So.
lit I'M einen CHARTER eingefonmert
&opitol $4,000. Snforporatoren;
Saul 90. &ed, S. g. Darlington unh
@arren @olft.
= Ser neile Sernlin be5 9unoes=
geri6ts beginnt am 2. Wai.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-04-15
,,Der b0ie Dli6".
Gin Invertebrates 9apitel ans Der &C.
ididte bes Iherglaubens.

Die 6anberntadt, ipeIde benz msnialthea Mass
felt fritbeiten 9etten 8a8ef1rteben purbe.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-04-15

Dos iinb nidt imrner Die t~iefiten
Sdnmersen,
Die man beitanoig i'm Munbe fiibrt.
Ser tiefite S6mers, er birgt ii9 i'm
9er5et,
l1no Die Seele bebt, fpenn ma baran
riibrt.
X X
50 lang on IN ser @elt,
Sab adt ouf ieben Sdrittl
@ie Ieidt, baB ettrer fdqt
ltno reiBt Sen unbern nit.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-04-15
Der 9anlpm Der Gut

1T Ser &eim bon Ga Grippe. 0erlel,
be er3euet Sdpa6e NerboiitGt Nt.
~petitloiigfeit nit lnoronungen ser
2eber ltno Nieren. electric gitters
reinigt oas 8lut, itarft ben Nfogen
uno bringt 2eber uno Nieren ME.
Der in Sronung. Nur SOC. 8oue 3}lt-
frieoenbeit gorontiert bon alien
9ruggiIten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-04-15
&ofaleS.
&ommi6ipns=@ ermaltaua.

Son eepiiier Seite miro icst bic!
fir Die 8ermaltung ser StaOt our6
cine &omniiiion agitiert, ~geiprodjen
mnb geibrieben. Mud Elm &oatite lit
na6 ben Staoten, Die nit btelenl nell=
artigen 8ertpaltungsipitenl begliidt
iino, obgei6idt mor0elt, UNI Die
Segnungen oeilelben gu iiuoleren.
Die 8eridte iiber oieie GeiIe uao ole
geiammelten %@rfabrungen lauten
ourdgebenos ginitig. @nt meiten
miro berporgeboben, oaB ourd Die
Ginfibrung Der &ommiiiion ocm pp-
litti6en 8oBtum ein gnoe gentoGt
lit. sic beoeutet auBeroem cine Ser
%einfadung Der Germaltltllg segen=
iiber Dem bisber obpaltenoen per-
5weigten &pparat. aber trosSem lit
Die &ommiiions= germaltua1g nibt
biaiger, mie bas olte SDlteln, ME
Die fir Soulton, oas cine &olnmiliion
bat un6 fir Gan Mntonio init Dem
oltem SpitemL oneefIbrten Ssyobres-
mtsgoben bepeiien. @s 1teGen itdj
oa $1,097,101 uno $1,O9t,57O ae-
geniber. Souiton giebt ben1llad nod
$5531 meBr aus, nie San 4ntonio.
IS banoeIt ii6 alio barunL 5u en-
mitteln, Oh in @ouIton nit Dem GEL
De Der Steuer5abler mebr erreidt
reip. ausgeri6tet miro, mie BET uts,
mas iebr idper feitauiteaen lit.
3iebt man nun Die 3ablen in 8e-
tra6t, 10 fonnten oieielben eine @e-
geilternng fir oen reuen Blan nidt
ertpeden.
Man muB ii6 aIio mad a,1oeren
8etpeggriin6en umiebenL INT ore @gi-
tation fir ben neten 8lan GIT Der.
fteben. SSn Die Mugen iprineeno lit
90 5unadlt, oaB Die nripriinJlidpn
8efurmorter Der @inieslltg elmer
@ertualtunss- &omniiion @eener oes
Wapor gaaagban iinb. Dos gieft
gu oenfen. Maeroings boben iid
ipater au6 @nbanger ser iesigen
Administration gu @unlten Scr aon1-
miiiion erfldrt, allein Ser Musaanas-
pnnft Der 8eiDegutg muB utter alien
unitdnoen fe1tgebalten nno cine fpei-
tere @nttpidelung Der M~ngeIcgenbeit
mrB abgetDartet tper6en, Inn flar le.
ben gu fonnen.
Sn ben gegentpartigen 3eitlauften
iino mir nidt in Ser Sage, uns ouf
Experiments etn5ulaiien; es ite6t 3d.
bel gu Diel ouf Dem Spiel. 8enn es
iib nur oarum banoeIn lolte, Ell.
men geeigneten 8orpano ou finocn,
Die iebige COMMUNICATION aus benz
Sattel gu beben, 10 miro Die Mtebrsabl
Der gebolferung Der eingeleiteten
Mgitation fern bleiben. 91e ii6er-
5eugen6e Notpenoigfeit elmer 0erdr-
oernna I'M 8ermaltungsipeitem bet
Staot muB bargetan meroen unb
oann miro es gang oarauf onfommen,
aus peldet &eiben Die 9efurporter
Der 8ertDaltungs= &ommi1iion iih fer.
i1er refrutieren uno tper Ole Siib=
rer fein per6en, ebe fi6 Nusiidten
fir oie Mgitation eroffnen. 8oritGt
1T gu alien Dingen gut unb mir
polen nidt gegen etpas, oas gu,
geitanoenermaBen ourdaus ilid)t oa-
rauf Mnipru6 erbeben fam, boa-
fommen 81 fem, ettpas anoeres eim-
tauiben, 6as nit redt uilIieblamen
neberrai6ungea Derfnipft iein mod
te.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-04-15
Gem @ra6e entriiien.

y0od ~4idbrigem 2ei6en on Gun.
genleioen, botte id bereits ole Soft,
nltng aufgeeeben", idreibt AIRS. 90.
8. Dir aus GIorfsbile, geltn, bod,
Der @ebrou6 bon Or. Sings Nefr
DISCOVERY bat mir pie6er neues Sc.
ben gegeben." 8erlu6t es. Doc uno
$t.00. @erlu68flai6e fret. @aran-
tiert bon alien 9ruggiiten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-04-15
Ser @uf bes glutes

gor &llr5em muroe aus Baris eiitt
nod &%eintgung 5eigt fi6 in Nus.
i6lagen uno i6ledter @eitdtsforbe
aber Or. Sings SEEM 2ife 9iGs ee.
ben friides 8lut, roiige @eii6tsfor
be unb @eiunobeit. 25c bel aQcr
0rugeiiten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-04-15
Souue( Clemens

Somuel Clemens iMorf
Smain) lit bon oen 9ermuba.Snieln
lpieoer in Nep Oorf eingetroffen.
@r mar ipGbreno Ser gan5en Neiie
fronf uno lag i'm 8ett.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-04-15
Die StohtfnmnisSion nm 81

- Die Staotfommiiiion Don all.
tim bot in 5peiter 2eiung sic Or.
oinan5, tpelGe Den abidluB eines
8ontrofts nit Der neuen OanWlboll.
@eieaihoft onorbnet, o%ngeriommlen
Na6ite ISOLDE miro Die enoelltige
annabme erfoleen. @ie ser 8ro.
fioent Der @eieaidaft iagt, l9iro Ser
8ou oes 9ammes ungefGbr 300 "a.
ge oalern uno es ioa iofort init oer
8au begonnen neroen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-04-15
8crlanaf

elm &nabe I'M glitter bon II Sobrel1,
Der bos Siidlerbanotperf gu erlerren
piinidt. Sofort nod5ufraeen BET
GS. Srteorih
802-804 Sit-gommerce Strabe.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-09-03
Haakon Follows the Houn DIS.

d, King Haakon of Norway is fond of
telling his first appearance with his
regiment. when he headed it at
parade. 1t was the Kings Own Nor
folk Yeomanry.
Il was horribly nervous" he says.
81 am not what might be called a
crack rider and | had seen the yeo-
many on parade and in many cases
following the hounds. My word, but
they ride like the wind and look as
if they could easily go up a church
steeple if they got the order or the
hounds showed them the way. felt
as l rode along at their head that
every man was inwardly criticising
my style and setting me down as a
hopeless duffer. 1t was a horrible ex-
perience and l never want to &c
through it again.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-09-03
Hopeful Sian.

That the war on tuberculosis pays
Immediate dividends In human life
is proved by report of DR.. Bosley,
health commissioner of Baltimore. In
the monthly health bulletin for July
it is shown that the number of deaths
from tuberculosis occurring In the city
was go. as compared with 1913 for the
same month last year. DR.. Bosley says
that he attributes the decrease in the
number of deaths to the educational
campaign that those interested in the
fight against the white plague" are
making. THE interest of the public
has been aroused" he declares, land
there is a general tendency on the
part of the people to heed the warn.
ings and to observe the hygienic rules
being promulgated" In ten years, il
the present progress is kept up, DR.
Bosley believes that tuberculosis will
be stamped out.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-09-03
The Science of FarmInu.

II the worlds attention determines
the Importance of o science. then the
science of farming is receiving de-
served recognition. For the world ia
certainly giving much attention to
the farm and the people who work
upon It. This is not to be wondered
at, for upon the farm and its products
depend all other industries. Without
this science all other things must fail.
whereas the farmer could, II neces-
sary, make fairly good shift at doing
without all the rest.
Knowing how is Just as valuable
on the farm as In any other branch of
Industry. The subject Of Dry Farm
ing" is an illustration very much in
point One man experimental until
he learned the secret and, as result
many people have profited. What he
learned does not seem very wonderful.
but 1t was the thing needed to be
known, and in the semi-arid west.
where crops are being grown by this
method, they deem It quite an achieve
ment. 1t always pays to study ones
business.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-09-03
FEED FOR WIMrERINo STOCK
Numerous ~Cstch Crops TO supple
mont Hay Whom Latter 10 Failure
Soy Beans for 8lIo-

On many farms where the number
Of animals raised on tho farm and
kept through the winter In dependent
upon the amount of hay harvested.
the farmer IL unable to winter all Of
his stock when the hay crop is fall
ure unless he grows catch crops to
supplement his hay crop.
Onts and peas make very good
catch crop and win produce a large
amount of palatable and nourishing
hay.
Corn fodder makes an excellent
catch crop and affords abundance OF
rough feed. although corn that Is al
lowed to reach a more mature condi-
ton will AFFORD the most nourishment.
Millet IL another excellent catch
crop and will thrive under wide
variety Of conditions, but like most
other crops will produce better crops
when It 10 raised on land that contains
an abundance of plant food
Barley and peas are very valuable
for fall feeding and may DO cut late
and curod for hay the same az oats
anu peas. lnlb mlXeu crop may De
used for soilins purposes until late in
November. Rape 10 member Of the
turnip family and makes an excellent
late forage crop for sheep and hogi
any many farmers pasture 1t witt
young cattle but 1t is not adapted fol
feeding dairy cattle. owing to the dan
ger of its giving the milk bad odor
similar to that impaired by the turniI
when fed in large quantities.
Soy beans are recommended highly
~ an economical source Of protein
and may be grown In most sections
Of the country where live stock Il
fed. Many fail with this crop be
cause they do not wait for the grount
to become warm before they SOW thu
crop. Soy beans may be drilled, plan
ted In hills or In rows.
On farms where there Is a silo the,
will DO we'll when sowed In the corl
field and run into the silo with thu
corn crop. 1t improves the food valu'
Of tho ensilage and has no bad re
sultA.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-09-03
KEEPING COWS OUT OF PONDS
DaIrymen Make Big Mistake In Allow
Ing Animals to Drink Dirty,
stsgnant Water.

Many men who think they are good
farmers allow their COWS to drink all
summer from any old pond that hap
pens to contain enough water.
No matter how filthy it is. or how
warm or contaminated by vegetable
growth or droppings from the animals
themselves, 30 long as 1t is water.
A greater error never was made.
You cannot get good milk OF butter
from dirty pond water.
Tho COW is a wonderful milking ms
chine and she often transforms some
pretty poor stun into milk, but II she
II given nothing but dirty. stagnant
pond water all her powers Of alchemy
cannot turn It into fluid At for chill.
dren to drink.
There IL one way. however, IN which
pond water may be used to advantage,
but It IL not to allow animals to 60
into 1t or drink from It direct
A pond on the Oklahoma station
farm holds a million gallons and sup
plies 100 head each Of cattle and hogs.
1t drains large area which is on a
hill to the barns and feed lots. That
Is different.
| AS 1t runs from the faucet 1t is as
clear as the average well water and II
tastes good.
The cost of building the pond and
Of piping the water about one-third
Of a mile was about $500. Barring
usual accidents It should cost nothing
for repairs and 1t does not cost cent
to operate it.
There are many localities where the
ground is more or less hilly where this
system of supplying water could very
easily be adopted without great cost
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-09-03
LAUGHED IN FACE OF CARE
New York Artists Turned Eviction
TrlbuIatlon Into a Time Of JOY
Gus Merrymaknp.

The trials and fluctuations of the
large number OF clever young men
and women who are struggling for
recognition as writers and artists in
New York city are lightened in con-
siderable degree by festivities in the
studios
One young woman whose landlord
was hard-hearted turned a seamy sit
uation into light comedy. and saved
expense, by giving what she called
an eviction" party. At about two In
the morning, after generous flow of
soul and punch, she announced to her
masculine guests that 1t was time to
labor. With much Joy each of these
became furniture mover. They bur
oened themselves with chairs and
tables and bric-a-brac and trailed
with their loads through the silent
streets toward the new studio. On
the way they rested In the middle OF
an avenue, placing the chairs round
the tables on the asphalt and resum.
Ing the social function. A raising OF
windows began, and the sound of a
bell somewhere created an annoying
fear that patrol wagon might be
coming round the corner.
mus 1t was that the soiree on the
asphalt was suddenly broken up. The
window gazers. wondering what this
strange proceeding in the night might
mean, probably did not realize thai
they were viewing a process In the
land OF Bohemia of laughing carkine
care out of CONFERENCE.-The Sun
day Magazine.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-09-03
Palmetto Asparagus.

Palmetto asparagus is the most pop
ular variety for commercial plants,
tons. It is rust-resistant to a large
degree and makes strong. vigorous
growth. Columbian White Mammoth
is a splendid white variety. Aspara
gus should be grown more largely for
many eastern markets It nearly al
ways sells readily at good prices and
brings the grower cash return early
In the season before many other
vegetables are ready for sale If mar
ket conditions are favorable, plan 10,
setting bed next spring. Grow
your own plants, II possible. II not
buy from special growers who pro
ducs strong plants free from disease.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-09-03

But for DsmIjohn School Board
Might Have Found Out Earlier
What Was Wanted.

Mayor Edward Schwabenland OF
Riverside, N. j.. and Henry Tesnow,
one OF the most popular residents OF
that thriving little borough. we're talk
ing the other day on queer sayings
and doings, when Eddie told of mo-
ton that had once been made In a
school board of which he was men,
Der.
The needs of the town, Eddie said,
demanded that new schoolhouse
should be erected,i and after the board
had discussed the question to con-
siderable length one of the members
arose to his feet.
Il move, Mr.. President" said he, Inn
pressively. that we build a new
schoolhouse ON the site of the old
one; that we use the material In the
old one for the new one, and that we
don't tear down the old one until the
new one is built"
We'll, what did they do about it?'
smilingly queried Mr.. Tesnow.
They were a little bit slow com
Ing around" replied Eddie, "but just
as soon as they got their breath tc
working again they sent for an archi
tect to figure out how the thing could
be done"
Did he find the answer" asked
Mr.. Tesnow.
NO. was the chuckling rejoindel
OF the mayor. HE worked on it un
I'll the demijohn was empty, and theI
told the school board that what the,
wanted was a sleight-of-hand profes
sor, not an architect"
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-09-03

He was studying sign in the window
of Broadway cafe. He was obviously
English in manner, clothes and accent
"My wordl' he CALCULATED, after pro.
longed observation. "What an extra
ordinary custom, you know. Fancy
having ones shoes polished on the in
teriorl" This was the sign he had
been reading: "Get your shoes shined
inside.'
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-09-03

Sad-Eyed Party-Say. boss, won't
you give me a few cents toward get
tin my wife into the Old Ladies'
home?
Householder (dubiously) - Why
doesn't your wife come here herself?
S. E, P.-Well, you see, boss, she's
woman an you kin hardly expect
her to go around admittin' she is old
enough fer that.-Boston TRANSCRIPT.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-09-03
DYSPEPSIA

Having taken your wonderful Casca-
rets' for three months and being entirely
cured of stomach catarrh and dyspepsia,
think a word of praise Is due to
'Cascarets' for their wonderful compost
ton. l have taken numerous other So
called remedies but without avail, and
find that Cascarets relieve more in a day
than all the others have taken would in
year" James McGune,
CUT THIS OUT mail ID with your
address to the Sterling Remedy Com
psny, Chicago, ILL.,, and receive hand
some souvenir gold Bon-Bon FREE.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-09-03

A young woman of a western town
desired to show some kindness to a
young officer of the militia to whom
she had taken a fancy. She therefore
dispatched this notes
"Mrs. Smythe requests the pleas
ure of Captain White company at
reception on Friday evening"
prompt reply came which read:
"With the exception of three men
who are sick Captain Whites company
accept your kind invitation and will
come with pleasure to your reception
Friday evening. Cosmopolitan.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-09-03

The Hen-Get bout, yer miserable,
crawlin', little worml If yer was 'arf
a man yer d come an turn the wringer
fer yer poor slavin' wife.
The Worm-No, Sarah, may be a
worm, but 1 ain IT one wot turnsl
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-09-03

Mr.. Agile Ito Mr.. Stoutman, running
for a car)-Hello, old boyl 1 thought
you were too lazy to run like that.
Mr.. Stoutman (languidIy)-Easily ex-
planned, my dear boy. Laziness runs
in our family.-Lippincott's.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-09-03
SPOKANE COLLEGE

SPOKANE COLLEGE, Spokane, Wash
Classical, scientific and literary courses. First
two years of Engineering, Architecture Horti.
culture, Forestry and Commerce. High School
with college advantages. Business department
only $75 per year. Law and Journalism
(evenings). School of Music. Normal school
Preparatory Department. For 132-page cats
logue address the President. First semester
begins September 49, 1910.
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Many man has made a good living
who has made a poor life. Some men
have made splendid lives who have
made very moderate and even scanty
livings.
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Howard-When DR.. Incision operated
on me he left pair of surgical scissors
in my anatomy. Can 1 sue him for dam
agesF Lawyer-Better just send him a
large bill for storage.-Life.
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Howard E. Burton, Asssyer and Chemist
Leadville, Colorado. Specimen prices: Gold
Silver, Lead, $1.00; Gold, Silver, Toe; Gold
Soc; Zinc or Copper. S1.00. Mailing en-
velopes and full price list sent application
Control and Umpire work solicited. Refer
ence: Carbonate National Bank.
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Must Have.

"Who was The Woman with tns
Serpent's Tongue?"
1.-THE Woman with the Serpent
Tongue?' That must have been Cleo
-Atra."-Houston Post
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Instant Relief for All Ewes

that are irritated from dust, heat, sun
or wind. PETTIT'S EYE SALVE. All
druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo,
N. Y.
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DR.. Emde-You may take drink
with each meal.
Mr.. Booze-If I eat as often as that,
Doc, L d have indigestion.
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Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their chill
dren during the teething period.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-09-03

Angry Man Cat the telephone You
go hang yourself, Smithers (After a
pause) Do you hear met
Central-Your party hung upi-Puck.
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Red Weak Weary watery Ewes

Relieved by Murine Eye Remedy. Try
Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You Will
Like Like Murine wi; IT soothss. 2oc at Your Your
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.