The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-04-30
UNCLE SANS own COOK BOOK
PARADISE PARAGRAPHS
BY WILL SABIN.

BY WILL sABIN. y
Hon6uus greatest blessing during burning
the Orpheum fretrap.
nasrnuch as no lives
provdential fire.
the house crowded. probably hundreds of lives would have
been lost
Any statement otherwise the effect that teh Orpheum
a safe resort has now been proven falsehood
orpheum theaer may warning people in
Honolulu who freraps If it is warning they them
selves be the only suffer through their criminal negligence
Irresponsible whining because the city and
county police have not caught the escaped murderer Anderson
cape it certainly the Territorial officials capture him
reward of $3.50 for the capture of desperate
worth consideration If the Territory which has to call on the city
reward the Territory might well admit that it does not
want the murderer.
What few living in Honolulu cannot be expected to
oqd a help keep sept abd G e for 6e will enomo Sd
sailor was fined only one dollar - -
meet the e s fnmRen the booze campaign are about
July 26 far away Doubtless the prohibition forces will
do all possible to show the evils of drink to gain votes for pro
Ta FIJI 'noS0 10 'n0" '' S 'ooo De "o"ep continue S
remuneIave jobs for number of real sincere thorough Orbe
examples on the prohibition platform?
brought upon prohibition stage
the audience by the disgust naturally excited by sight of
him, to leave liquor alone
There few choice "horrb examples to be secured in Homo
lulu without outrageous effort but when they realize that their
exhibitions have monetary value they are not likely to offer their
alcoholic services for nothing.
We such advertisements the following
appear in the Honolulu newspapers;
WANTED-Reabe gentleman of steady inebrate habits
appear horrible inoxication lecture
prohibition to serve as warning to others Apply at once
There would probably be than and lively
example could be secured the event of enough money being forth
coming.
such business conversation might be supposed be
tween the applicant for the position of hombe example and the
agent for prohibition, in answer to the adj
What will take to be horrible example at the lecture
tonight" ..
"What kinds have in stock and what do you charged
"WeI have somewhat comprehensive repertoire if
say myself appear with jolly jag say SO"
"Oh that would do This serious matter We mustn't
get the audience laughing, you know"
produce very pesentabe dgnifed confidential
laxative jag, for say $15'
I'll stage singing jag for $50 the night
quaelsome jag for $685. fighting jag for $780, OF downandou
you charge the beginning and the
rOute?"
500, providing prohibition folks supply the booze"
What You want 500 40 the combination and expect us TO
any bareep Honolulu Why most of them have thrown
of their places at one time or another.
whats it going cost to get condition to go through
with your performances"
If you want I'll have load champagne
and benedictine with dash so of absinthe'
Exactly the more horrible the expensive"
"We think you'll do You to take pride in your work
pride I'll for the
paign On Monday nights will want to develop moderately
dgcefu gin and dago red Jag for the oenen OF our hkaaEo
pected to stage fairly earnest beer and sandpaPe jag Wednesdays
will draw crowds the downtown district where you are to show
grand Illuminated cocktail bun see? Thurs
days will be booked for the hotels or restaurants where III see
possible are attendance must then do stunts
cognac wine whskey and cOrdias. On
Fridays well perform the waterfront with straight GIN peach
eno Saturdays must do auto ode through town and
visit several prohibition lecture Platforms and you VIII lose your pay