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Finally opened Safe.

They have new fireproof and bur-
glar-proof room for department records
at fire headquarters In New York. Com
missioner Waldo wanted certain
record the other day and sent clerk
for 1t, relates the Sun. The clerk
couldn't open the steel door, and the
lock had got out of commission He
tinkered at 1t for an hour, while the
head of the department waited. Send
down to the Yorkville court and get
a burglar" a visitor suggested. A
looksmith was sent for instead He
worked at 1t for two hours, but could
not open 1t. Then he did as a bur.
glar might do. He drilled holes
around the lock and got the door open.
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The Retort Courteous.

Now" said the suffragette orator.
sweeping the audience with her eagle
eye, 81 see Mr.. Dobbs sitting down
there in the third row-a man who
has condescended to come here tos
night and listen to our arguments. He
has heard what I have had to say
and I think we should like to hear
from him, and get mans view Of our
cause. Mr.. Dobbs. tell us what you
thinks OF the suffragettes."
"Oh. c-c-couldnt m-m-ma'a am" I"
stammered Dobbs. 81 rur-really c.
couldn't. Thu-there are l-l-lul-ladies
pup-present"-H Weekly.
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DAME NATURE HINTS
When the Food Is Not Suited.

When Nature gives her signal that
something Is wrong 1t is generally
with the food. The old Dame is al
ways faithful and one should act at
once.
To put off the change Is to risk that
which may be irreparable. An Arizona
man says:
For years l could not safely eat any
breakfast I tried various kinds Of
breakfast food. but they were all soft.
starchy messes which gave me dis
tressing headaches. l drank strong
coffee, too. which appeared to benefit
me, at the time, but added to the head
aches afterwards. Toast and coffee
were no better, for found the toast
very constipating.
"a friend persuaded me to quit the
old coffee and the starchy breakfast
foods, and use Postum and Grape-Nuts
instead. / shall never regret taking
his advice. / began using them three
months ago.
THE change they have worked in
me is wonderful. now have no more
Of the distressing sensations in my
stomach after eating. and I never have
headaches. l have gained IL pounds
In weight and feel better in every way.
"Grape-Nuts make a delicious as
well as a nutritious dish, and I find
that Postum is easily digested and
never produces dyspepsia symptoms"
There's n Reason"
Get-the- little book, 'The Road to
wellviIIe," IN pkgs.
Ever read the above Ietterf A new
ore appear. from time TO time. They
are genuine. true. aad full of hum..
interest.
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Trouble In the Troupe.

They've had frightful time in the
No. Tom Company. Hear about it?"
Nope"
Busted an walkin' back. That's
right. Went to smash on the Vim
cennes circuit Utility feller they
picked up at Sawville got mad cause
he was doubled as Marks an blood
hound, an sawed the legs off the lad
der, an Eva fell out O. heaven an
landed on Papa -St-Clair, an Simon
Legree landed on Unc' Tom, an the
real dog bit a hole in Aunt Ophelia,
an there was merry hades to pay un-
til the local manager called the patrol
wagon and had the whole bunch
dragged up the pike and dumped in
the woods. An the worst of it was
there was n record house, with nine
teen good dollars in the box!"
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In The Old Mill
Bv DONALD ALLEN
copyrirh 1910 by Associated Literary Pres.

On entering the village ,ostoffice
that afternoon Miss Kitty Hrens be-
held stranger. She knew It was a
stranger because he didn't hok bit
like Deacon Thompson or Eier steb-
bins. She Judged his age to be twen-
ty.fve. She judged he was five.feet-
something tall. She was going to
Judge whether he was good looking or
not when he turned his back to her
and walked out.
An Ill bred mani" said Miss Kitty
10 herself
The next thing was a conversation
between two small boys. They spoke
OF the Ice going out of the river, and
one OF them asserted that the suck
ers were running ito beat the band. =
Any one could catch a barrel of them
In half an hour. Miss Kitty decided
to go fishing the very next afternoon.
Down by the old sawmill was the
place. and she wouldn't have to take
any boy with her to bait her hook.
Miss Kitty Havens was an orphan
who had been brought up by her
Uncle Elijah and Aunt Mary. Nine
teen years old. fair looking, and most
of the villagers would look after her
as she walked along the streets ,ant
say something about somebody beine
'smarter'n whip" That was tn,
highest of praise. They couldn't hay,
got off anything better after thinkin,
over 1t for week
Uncle Lille, the suckers are run
Ming" announced the girl when sh
reached home.
We'll. let 'em rum" was the quain
reply.
But I'm going fishing tomorrow.
We'll, don't fall in and ge
drownded"
But there's a stranger in towr
/ saw him at the postoffice" a.
"Ye-es. l. heard he was down a
the old mill fishing. He's stoppinj
at the tavern. and he won't tell MI
Stevens where he comes from or any
thing about himself. He Just sal
he'd take the best room in the hous
and didn't care for expense. | hea
that Constable Baker thinks he's
suspicious character"
He must be-" said Aunt Mary -
man who won't answer questions /
bound to be pirate In disguise
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- Continental Oil Company
Experience Teaches.

Sure, and Oh t,ink it pays to be
honest, afther ALL" said Pat. "Oi
troied thot phoneyweight business in
my grocery sthore lasht year, and Oh
losht money by ut"
How SO? Did you get found out?"
asked his friend.
mo, sorr," returned Pat. "Oi made
the mistake of hllin' me weights wild
lead. so thot livery mon thot came to
me for wan pound Of sugar got twinty,
three ounces to the pound. nd."-Harper's
Weekly.
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Sausage to His Majesty.

In a certain small English village
there were two butchers living in the
same street One placarded his sau.
sages at one shilling pound and the
rival promptly placed pence on his
card.
No. 1 then placed a notice in his
window saying that sausages under !
shilling could not be guaranteed.
No. 2's response to this was the an.
nouncement: 'T have supplied sau'
sages to the king"
In the opposite window the follow.
ing morning appeared an extra large
card bearing the words: God save
the king!"-Ladies' Home Journal
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TRY MURINE EYE REMEpy

TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY
for Red. Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
and formulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't
Smart-Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, Csc,
SOC, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in
Aseptic Tubes, 25c. $1.00. Eye Books
and Eye Advice Free by Mail
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
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Extravaoances,

-Tm afraid YOU were very foolish to
write those poetic love letters" said
one New Yorker.
Maybe So" replied the other. But
when 1t comes to expressing ardent af-
lection writing verse isn't as foolish
as signing deeds to real estate"
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uncalled For.

Il hear the old bridge outside of
Plunkville has collapsed"
Yes; and the town council can't un-
derstand 1t. We had Just given that
bridge coat Of paint. Why, 1t looked
like new."-Louisville Courier Journal.
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Liquid sugar is being shipped from
Cuba Think what a disappointment
that is going to be to the boy who al
ways fishes around in the sugar bowl
for lump as soon as he sits down at
the table.
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Julia Marlowe has brought back from
Europe $4,000 worth of gowns for her
performance of Macbeth" There al
ways has been a suspicion that Lady
NJ. was dressed to kill.
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A convict in an eastern penitentiary
wants to be released because he has
invented an airship. II he can make
the machine take him over the walls,
by all means let him go.
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Starting Early.

Whats the matter with that child
now2"
They're playing house and George
won't let her go through his pockets" :"
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Fortunate Hunter.

Did Tom have any luck hunting
tigers in India"
Yes; great luck"
"How?"
"He didn't meet any tigers"
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Some words creep into the common
vocabulary only to make rapid ext.
Who hears about brainstorms these
days?
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Gen Funston has objected to bell
hops dressed as army officers. Now
It's up to some naval officer to object
To the children who are dressed like
sailors
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A New Jersey woman says she has
reached the age OF 1O2 by refraining
from talking about her neighbors Ey-
identity the good gosslpers die young.
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WHAT'S
Your Health Worth?

You start sickness by mistreating nature
and It generally shows first in the bowels
and liver. Ioc box (week IS treatment)
OF CASCARETS will help nature help
you. They will do more-using them
regularly as you need them-than any
medicine on Earth. Get box today;
take CAScARET tonight. Better In
the morning. It's the result that makes
millions take them. 90,
cAscARETs Ioc box for 4 weeks
treatment, all druggists Biggest seller
In the world. Million boxes 4 month.
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Think how utterly crushed and hum
bled the enemy would be II the proud
and naughty West Point cadets
marched out on the glory field of bat
tie and gave the foe the silence"
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Kitty-Reggy Soft is continually
patting himself on the back. isn't he?
Peggy-Yes. the dear boy is so kind
TO dumb animals
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It Is startling to learn thatthere are
86.062 persons who are willing to put
the Oshkosh date line on all their cor
respondence.
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The sorriest things in this life will
be the grandest in the next" sings Ell
In Wheeler Wilcox. a line of comfort
for the wearers OF the new millinery.
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He-You don't know how long I've
ionged for this moment. She-I never
saw fellow long for anything so long
before getting 1t.
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Exclaimed.

Father said 1t is the little things
that counts"
"The little things?"
Yes"
"The children in the kindergarten
probably"
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The West Point idea OF giving some
one you do not like the silent treat
men" is never going omake hit
in politics.
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Queer Questions.

Queer questions come over the tele-
phone to the newspaper offices. Here
was one that the man who chanced
to answer the phone had put up to
him the other 'sday.s--------i-s---.----
Say" began the unknown seeker
after the truth, do you-do you re-
member who 1t was that killed Abel?"
why, Cain. OF course" replied the
newspaper man. who put in several
years at Sunday school. who'd ju
suppose?"
We'll" observed the man at the
other end in an annoyed tone, "doggon
II amt gone and made a fool O. my,
self. Course 1t was Cain, now that
you mention it. but I made a two to
one bet with a fellow that twas
Goliath, and now I'll have to go with.
out new overcoat, reckon, this next
winter r"-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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When is comes to foollng most of the
people most of the time, there is moth.
ing that can equal the average town
clock.
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Lady or the Housewife you chuck
that cord OF wood IN the cellar? Ths
Tramp (haughtily)-Madam may be
beast, but | amt no woodchuck.
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LUNG TROUBLE?

Havs you hung tgouble. or has -ome frienN or rel.
uvsf Thsn write for the FREE booklet descriI ing
che new discovery used with such inynrtAbe success
In California. sven In advanced At gee. and how
Colorado sufferers obtain this remedy. which
ran bo taken at home. Address TubercIecids
Co.. bi9 McPhea Bldg. Denver. Colo.
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1t all the Automobile towns" have
been heard from, what is the use Of
pursuing the census subject any furth.
err
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So the stranger was there was he? I?
And he's got the best place and was
sticking to It? Well, he would get a
jar. She wouldn't speak to him. OF
course, but there are other ways of
jarring a man. A fixed look and a
toss of the head has done it times out
OF mind.
Yes; he was there. He sat on the
beam, and he was using patent pole
and reel. That alone will provoke ire
in any villagers breast. The way to
haul up fish is to haul him, instead
Of turning the handle of a coffee mill
for fifteen minutes.
Miss Kitty walked right up to the
stranger. He didn't. even turn his
head. On the contrary, he caught an
other sucker. She coughed lightly.
Another sucker. She got ready her
pole and line. A third sucker, She
felt like striking the man over the
shoulders with the pole. but walked
of up stream. He had the deep hole,
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Elijah. you want to see that the kitch.
en- door is fastened every night until
he leaves town"
We'll. l know one thing" added
Miss Kitty. in very determined way,
There's only one good place at the
old mill to sit and fish. I'm going to
have that place. If this person gets
there first he's just got to take him
self of. Strangers mustn't think they
can come here and crowd girls out OF
their fishing places
Uncle Lie hunted up pole and line
and dug bait, and next afternoon at
two o'clock Miss Kitty was at the
mill. On the way down she passed a
boy with string Of fourteen suck
ers, and he halted long enough to say:
They are thicker than fieas down
there, and you orter see that fellow
haulin' them out! He don't even have
to spit on his baitl"
What fellow" was asked.
why, the feller who's stoppin' at
the tavern. He's got the best place,
and he's hangin' right to it like a
hovt" H
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:a'. s':sss sss.. Ii;s Thompsen's Eye Wais,

n ATO Watson K. Coleman n. Wash.
- ington, DC. Books free Hieb.
~ est referenoea Bsst result.
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W. N. U, DENVER. NO. 42-,s,o.
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Ever read the above Ietterf A new
ore appears from time TO time. They
are genuine. true. aad full of human
interest.
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didates for ends. Dean, Macnamar1
and Musberger, last years star line
men, will again be out for their old
positions. 1t is rumored that Perry,
last years star tackle viii come back
Perry was tower of strength in the
line and the college cannot well AFFORD
to lose him. Talbot, who showed up
SO well last year until sickness COM
PEELED him to quit, will again be out
for some position.
The big losses felt are Charlie Pol
lock and VandeBogart, whose vacant
positions will be a source of trouble.
But nevertheless it is hoped that some
of the new high school material Will
be able TO fill the vacancies made by
the leaving of these men and that they
viii be able to keep up their former
excellent standard
The new men from the local high
school are the Spalding brothers, who
will try for end and backfield positions,
Stickney, Murray and Keye will try
for the line From Moorhead high
Captain Rusness and later Bottolfson
will join the squad Captain Glasgow
and Catlin are two very promising can
didates from GAINESVILLE. Rinker of
Thief River Falls is expected to show
up well; also Walker, an old Moor
head normal man. Others are expected
from different parts of the two states.
Mcmillan. who arrives, in town this
evening, should make a classy man to
fill the vacancy left by the loss of
VandeBogart, last years star tackle.
Drewdlow will again be out and Tain-
ter from Hawley viii be In the squad
Gowland, last years second team man
at Shattuck, ought 20 show up well.
Coach Watkins says the team will be
built along The lines of speed and light
weight. He announces that the hurry
up" system win be in vogue. The foot
ball schedule is expected TO be out in
about a week.
A big mass meeting is to be held to
arouse enthusiasm and football will be
very much in the minds of everyone
on the hill.
AT the first practice Mr.. Watkins
intends to acquaint he men with the
changes in the rules and try out some
of the new rules Scrimmage will be-
gin as soon as possible and the coach
promises plenty of It.
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FIRST CALL FOR
FOOTBALL men

Coach Watkins of Fargo college will
make his first call for football candi-
dates today at p. m. Practice will
De held on the upper campus. The
lower field is being put in shape and
most of the minor games will be
played on the latter field.
The somewhat gloomy atmosphere
that at first shrouded the football pros
poets at the college seems TO be pass
Ing away and the outlook is beginning
to look more cheerful.
About one half of last years players
are back and there is some fire fresh
man material from the local and other
high schools over the state and Min
nesota. The first regular game will
be on Sept. 81 with some of the local
high schools, after which the coach
will develop the team in preparation
for the Agricultural college and pos
sibly Manchester.
OF the old men back there are Cap
tain Slingsby and ex- Captain Bayard,
who are in line for backfield positions.
frost, Torson and Hal Pollock are can
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Baseball
TY COBB'S EYE
MUCH IMPROVED

Detroit, Sept. 15.-Tyrus Raymond
Cobb of Detroit will resume his high
ly interesting duel with Napoleon La
joie of Cleveland for batting honors
of the big leagues today. Cobb has
been out of the game for a few days
because of trouble with his eyes.
In simple phraseology, Tyrus Is suf-
fering from inflammation of the right
eye ball. The Inflammation prevents
the two eyes acting in harmony,
which is highly essential for good bat
ting. DR.. Robert w Gilman, who is
treating him, has been resorting to a
medical treatment, causing dilation
of the pupils. But the dilation is now
receding and DR.. Gilman declares Cobb
will be in his usual place from now on
All talk of Cobb being near-sighted
in one eye Is branded as rot by DR.
Gilman. Such an idea Is apparently
the result of bewildered attempt to
grasp the meaning of the eye spe-
cialist's simple description of Cobbs
affliction. The eminent right fielder
Will not have to go to New York to
consult the greatest specialists.
Cobb Is very nervous" says DR..
Gilman. ANY eye affection would
naturally cut off his source of revenue
by impairing his value as a batter. But
there is no danger"
Tyrus always did pay great atten-
tion to his batting average and to
have something happen just at this
stage of the game when he is having
the fight of his life for that motor
car" and attendant honors, naturally
affects him. He is naturally high
strung and his nerves are easily af-
fected.
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CONNIE MACK
LIKES AINSMITH

There's one of the sweetest young
catchers / ever saw"
That's Connie Mack talking, and the
object of his Iaudatory sentence is Ed
win Ainsmith, the backstop that Nc
AIeer secured from Lawrence, Mass.
How this young man escaped the
attention of the New England scouts
puzzles me.
"Ainsmith throws with his elbow, a
short stab, the ball flying with the
speed of rife Nineteen times out
of twenty he jams the ball right at
the base, and when he nips the base
runner he traps them half way to sec
ond He made Ty Cobb look like an
old man. and Eddie Collins. too, seem
ed like a venerable pedestrian when
stacked against this kid.
Here is a straight story about this
boy He's only 20 years old, and he
gives promise of becoming one of the
stellar backstops of any league. Two
years ago he was travelling with Tor
onto, in the Eastern league, and he
looked so young in appearance that
the manager was ashamed to carry
him on the ground of being arrested
for kidnapping. For this reason he was
canned, went to Lawrence and is now
in major company, where he will stay
for some time"
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Evans Anain ! Winner.

Bulletin, Brookline, Sept. 15.-Chas
Evans, jr., of Edgewater defeated D.,
e. Sawyer of Wheaton, 2 UP and to
play
H. Fl. Wilder OF Vesper defeated r.
w. Brown of Meadowbrook, A up and
to play
w. C. Fowness, jr., of Oakmont de-
feated A. M, Reid Of ST Andrews, 6 up
and to play.
H. Weber of Inverness defeated r. r..
Gorton Of Brae Burn, 3 up and 2 to
play
J.eC Anderson, Woodland, defeated
w. j. Travis, Garden City,
w. r. Tuckerman Stockbridge, de-
feated f. A. Martin. Ekwanck, up. 81
holes.
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OIdfieId's Time to Stand.

New York, Sept 15.-The official au-
tomobile record for one mile circular
track is still held by Ralph De Palma,
who made it in so As seconds on Sept
II. Although several split second
watches caught Barney Oldfeld's time
at so 2-5 seconds in his first trial last
Monday at the Brighton beach ira *
for a new record, and at 40 AS Sec
onds in a later attempt, the contest
board of the American Automobile as
socia ton announced today that II
would not allow a record, because it
is the rule that contests of one mile
and under five miles, must be timed
by an electrical or mechanical timing
device
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Detroit, Mich, Sept. 15.-While
the frrt reports to the effect that
Tyrus Cobb was about to lose his eye
sight were entirely overdrawn. the fact
remains that his batting optic is sadly
in need of g vacation and scientific
treatment. During the past two weeks
it has been noticed, even among the
fans, that the leading American league
batsman was lining up the pitched
balls with his right eye squinted al
most shut. The phenomenal thing
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PHYSICIANS,

g. ]. CAMPBELL, III. ID. - PRACTICE
limited to diseases of women GenItO,
Urinary and Skin diseases. CAlce hours,
10 TO IL and to 5. Over Mcdonald
Drug store, Front street, Phone To.
Ok. i. H. BURTON-OEb'ICB HOURS
10 TO IL a. M. 2 to and D to 8 D. n.
once, stern builGIng. Phone i73-L
Fargo, N. ID.
DIX. j. G. DILLON, HOMEOPATHIC
Physician, de Lendrecie Block.
DIS DARRUW Il NEtBLE, deLEEDRE
eie block. once hours from to D. m.
Dis h. Al. bAlLkA ~ nAGhkLaALt4 q L.
Specialists, Eye, Ear, Nose And Throat.
Office hours, to AZ and 80 TO 3. Of.
ices In the Stern block.
DE- A. C. MORRIS, PHYSICIAN AND
Surgeon. Office over Wiiser's Drug store.
eos Front street. HourS. to 10, &c
8 and to g. Telephone 104S-L, ot1ce;
ih42-L2 residence.
NICHOLS BROS-PHYSICIANS AND SUR
GEONS Office COS Front street. Office hours
10 TO II a. M, to and Z to p. IN. Phones
Office 398, residence 2I6.
DR.. HOMER b. SMIIH-de LENDRECIE
BUILDING. Phone 2l94-L. Hours to 4 p. m,
Residence Phone 2194 .L-2.
DR., j. Il. SAVAGE, PHYSICIAN AND SUR.
geon COS Front Street.
:. ~ NIDAA4, "a. ~, HOMEOPATHIC
Physician and Surgeon. Edwards blk,
Fargo.
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Henry n, Took Purse.

Milwaukee, Wis, Sept. 15.-Five
races were on the card of the second
days racing Of the Great Western cir
cult meeting at the Wisconsin state
fair The feature race of the day, the
2:15 trot, went to Henry H, driven
by Dean in straight heats, Lewis For
rest taking second money with VestaIe
third.
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about it now is that he has been able
to maintain his lead in the batting
average, and even should he be put
out Of commission for the balance of
the season will undoubtedly win the
automobile offered for the leading
batsman
1t is reported that Jennings contem-
plates putting a hoodwink over the
right eye of each of the other players
as they come to bat to see If this will
improve the batting averages Of the
rest Of the team.
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Dioestion and Assimilation,

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but the amount digested and assinl-.
ilated that gives strength and vitality
to the system. Chamberlain Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets invigorate the
stomach and liver and enable them to
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