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Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-01-20

DEPUTY Clerk of Courts Marabls
yesterday issued a marriage license
to John W Jordan and Miss Fannie
z. Clnkley. both Of this city. The
marriage took place in Norfolk yes
terday afternoon.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-01-20
MORRIS 100 INDICTED.
Former Resident Of This City Faces
Grave Charge at Portsmouth.

Morris Joe. a former resident of this
city. was indicted by the grand jury
in the Circuit Court of Norfolk coun-
ty Tuesday on the charge of the lar
ceny of fixtures from the Hotel Brook
Ign. at Sewaus Point. en- September .,
1909
The property is valued ct $3.50.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-01-20

ishing tricks in counting, telling time,
etc, plays ball. kisses her trainer ana
docs many other amusing stunts that
prove a delight to the audience, es-
qecially the children.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-01-20
Or. styli improving.

Or r. T. Styll. who is i'll with penu-
monis at his home on Thirty second
street. is improving and he is now
believed 10 be On the load 10 re-
covery.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-01-20
SOCIAL-PERSONAL.

Mr. and Mrs. John ID. Williams nave
returned from their wedding trip ana
are now at home 10 their iriehus III
East End.
Mrs. Abe Horwltz entertained the
"Wednesday Social Club yesterday al
ternoon al her home On Thirty-thlru
street
Mr. and Mrs. william Garner have
issued cards 10 their silver wedding
anniversary at their home on west
avenue on the evening Of February
!.
Miss Mildred ROllingswCrtb. VINO
has been the guest Of her sister.
Mrs. II. W. Evans. on Twenty'hith
street has returned 10 her home I'D
Johnstown. Pa.
Miss Mary Benson has returned
from Lynchburg. where she spent
several weeks with relatives and
friends.
Miss Frances Human. who has
been visiting in Radford and Lynch'
burg, has returned home.
Miss Margaret Wilkinson, who has
been visiting her sister. Mrs. william
C. Harris. on Jefferson avenue, has
returned TO Fredericksburg.
Miss Pauline Bailey has eturned
from n visit to Lynchburg.
Miss Alice Ormsby. who has been
visiting relatives in Richmond, has re-
turned to this city.
Miss Katherine Boiling has return
cd from a visit to relatives in
Raleigh, N. c. Miss Bessie Boiling,
OF Raleigh, accompanied her home.
Mr.. Mills Piland has gone to North
Carolina. where he was summoned by
the illness OF his mother.
Miss Rose Allison, who has been
visiting relatives In Washington and
Baltimore. has returned home.
Mr.. c. Aylett Ashby. who Is at
attending the Episcopal The illogical
Seminary of Virginia at Alexandria,
is spending a few days with his lam
ily on Thirty-third street.
Miss Minnie OrSbnnell. of Richmond.
Is visiting friends In this city.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-01-20

Good iuvestnenf-s houses On cor
rer nov renting for $500 a year
Price fi.Sse. % pe- cent invest
ments Cone Quick. You viii miss a
snap. REYNOLDS BROS. q
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-01-20

Special BarEsins-9.ot on car iine
near Jefferson Ave, SIS cash
REYNOLDS BROS. ~.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-01-20

Mr.. and Mrs. John ID. williams nave
returned from their wedding trip ana
are now at home 10 their friends IN
East End.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-01-20

Mrs. Abe Horwltz entertained Inc
"Wednesday Social Club yesterday al
ternoon AT her home on Thirty-thiru
street.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-01-20

Mr. and Mrs William Garner have
issued cards 10 their silver wedding
anniversary at their home on west
avenue on the evening Of February
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-01-20

Miss Mildred Rollingswcrth. VINO
has been the guest Of her sister
Mrs. II. W. Evans. on Twenty'hitu
street. has returned TO her home III
Johnstown, Pa.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-01-20

Miss Mary Benson has returned
from Lynchburg. where she spent
several weeks with relatives and
friends.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-01-20

Miss Frances Human. who has
been visiting in Radford and Lynch
burg, has returned home.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-01-20

Miss Margaret Wilkinson, who has
been visiting her sister. Mrs. William
C. Harris. on Jefferson avenue, has
returned to Fredericksburg.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-08-11
SpnfMnnlu*

8enn ibr Sic l1eberi6rift uSon=
fiinitler" 1eiet, 0enft ibr gepib, oaB ib
eu6 etpas BON groBen Muiifern err
5ablen moue. Die Muiif lit ia cine
cole &unit un0 miro geibt nit So
men, 6arl1m nen11t man iie Sonfunit.
Nber id babe bier cine anoere 5on-
funlt i'm Muge, un0 me11n eS ni6t bic
lie Meniden gibt, sic @roBes %leiiten
in ser Muiif, Damn gtbt eS pieIeidt
nod tpeniger, Sic ii6 auf Sic Sonfunit
oeriteben, sic id meme. Sc lit cine
ieltene> aber a16 re6t id0ne &nnit.
Sen re6ten Som gu trefen, lit am
alleri6merften Damn, men1 man einem
an6ern feline Sebler porbalt. Mar
iaet oft, es lei Elm 5reunoi6aftsoienit,
einen an6ern ouf feline Sebler auf=
merfiam 51 MAIDEN, uno baS lit mabr,
rorausgelebt boB es in Ser re@ten
8eiie geidiebt. @ber ba liegt ser &a=
lie int Hfefer, 6as ion betBen: oartn
liegt geraoe sic S9mierigfeit. Ser
6eb1er zines anoern bemerfen, lit nidt
ldmer; n1a1 bemerft tie biel leidter,
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-08-11
2as 81 bes Columbus,

Ser &oroinol Men0o5a beranital-
tete emit Dem Columbus 5u @bren ei1
6e1t. Dobei bielt er ibm eine groBe
2obrebe megen ser bon ibm gemaften
@ntoedung. Ct nunnte iie 0en groB=
ten 5ieg, sen iemals Sen @eiit oeS
Meni9en erfodten babe.
Die &erren bonn Sofe nabmen oas
libel. vWei9 0iinft," FOB elmer 6erlel=
ben an, u0er @eg na6 ser iogenann=
ten Neuen @elt mar nidt 10 i6per gu
finoen. Ser Ocean itan6 uberaa Of
fen; fem ipanii@er Seefabrer muroe
oen @eg perfeblt baben."
Mit .pornebmem @ela6ter gab Sic
@elenl6aft 0ieier Meuberung 8eifau,
ut10 mebrere Stimmen riefen: 80, 6aS
batte Elm ieoer BON uns %gefonnt!"
vSsS6 bin meit entfernt," entgegne=
te Columbus, uuir 6as alS &nbm an
5umaBen, pas i6 nur elmer Siigung
@ottes peroanfe. Do6 fommt es BET
pielen Dingen, melde nnS lei6t aus
fibrbar erl6einen, MIR 0aral1f an, bob
lie etn anoerer nnS porma6t. Durfte
i6 Sic mobl eriuden," iagte er 5u le-
mem pornebmen t@ofmanne, uoieies ST
10 auf sic Spite gu iteaen, ooB es
nidt umfaut?"
@ergeblih iuhte oieier oas 81 gum
5teben gu bringen. Scr Ma6bar bat
es 1i6 AUS; eS gelang ibm eben 10
Gnn orGngten it6 6ie Mnoeren
beran. Gin ie0er mollte Sen Breis ge-
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-08-11
CASTORIA
fur Sauglinge und Kinder.
Die Sorte, Die |hr Inner Gekauft HABIT
r.: s,:ss Il: ,, &MNNzzzM
9ie bette 2ebensitmnbe

1T, menn SIR cine groBe Sbat aus
fiibrt ober Elm mun6erpoqes @reignib
ousfinoet. 9tele Stunoe fam fir S.
81. 8itt bon &odp @t., 81. g., als er
fur9terlibe @dlner5en lit, mie ct
iagt, uinfo1ge ser i6limmiten @rfal-
tung, sic i6 lie batte, Damn ii~ber5eugte
t6 MIDI 81 meiner groBen 3ufrie6en=
bett oabon, mas Elm mun6erbares Sell
fir @rfdltung un6 &uiten Dr.
Sings Seem DISCOVERY lit. Den1,
nadoem i6 cine 6lai6e genommen,
mar id ponitan6ig gebeilt. STR f0nnt
ni6ts gu gut bon elmer Me0i5in gletd
oieler iagen. Sic lit 6as ii6erite l1no
bette Mittel fir frantic 2unge1t, Slut
itir5e, Ga Grippe, Mitbma, &eufieber,
rrn0 @ebl= un6 2ungen=8ei@meroen
SOC, $1.00. 8robeflaiden fret. 60
rantirt bon ser Molitor Drug 60.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-08-11

-..
minner1, auein feinem mar es moglt6,
oaS &unititiid a>ls5ufibren.
SIS lift unm0glid!" rief sic porneb,
me @eleuibaft. uSbr perlangt I'm
ansfiibrbareS!"
vllno ood] lit es mogli6!" iagte Co.
lumbus. St nabm oaS 81, iebte es
nit einem leidbten 5blage anf Ser
Giid, nno felt itan6 es auf ser ein-
qeoriidtcn Sduale.
vSsSo, oas fam Elm jeoer bon nns!"
riefen sic Sofmanner.
Seitoem bort man oft ipridmortlid)
laaen: vOas Globes Columbus"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-08-11
&imbercde.
Site bid por sd)meidlern!

Cine miloe Saube batte ibr Sect
oaf einem boben 8alme nno briitete
solelbit lire gier aus. Sobalo Die
Sll1gen aber fliigge maren, fam ieoes<
nal ein Studs Ii. orobte lift, er mer-
oe 6inauffommen uno tie nit oen SUIT
ueu auf5ebren, penr Tie ibm 0ieielben
.,idJt gutpiQig gabe. 60 bradte er
Tie sulebt imner 0abin, oaB Tie ibm
ibre Sl1ngen b%erabparf oamit tie MIR
lelb1t liber iei>1 fonnte.
ginlt #ioB iie al,f ibrem Meite lno
briitete t"ourig arf ibren giern. ga
font elm 8olierbubn, melbeS i'm no.
fen 5bilfe am liter zines Seides lein
9eelt botte uno li6 bon oem Saamen
ser @alierpflan5en uno allerlei Sc
miirm ndbrte. 0ieleS fragte Ste Sal1=
be, marllm lie 10 traurig mare, % tie
ia feinen Mongel bdtte un0 in 6rieoen
anf ibrem Meite iaBe. ~Md", antmorte-
tie sic Eaube, umie loute i9 midi
mobl meines 2ebens frelte1 fonnen!
Sobolo ib meme SSungen %a1sgebriitet
bube, fommt ia immer ser Su6S nno
orobt mir, bis ih iie linn in meinef
Mngit binabmerfe." ga ipro6 oaS
@a1erbubn: u&ennit gu Sen betriige-
rilhen Syrth5 noh ntdt? 2aB i'm MIR
oroben, iopiel er min, uno bebolte
Seine sSlngen! Denn er fann ia bod
ni6t ouf Deinen boben Baum 81 Set
nem gfelte gelangen. 2ab Di6 nnr
niht bon inn l6reden!"
GaS merfte ii9 sic Saube, nnh ais
ser Studs fom l1n0 ibr mie0er ibre
Sungen aboroben moute, iagte lte gar5
gelanen: uSSo, ia, menn gu 2uit bait,
midi INIT meinen Sungen gu frellen,
10 fomm mir berauf! gu biit ia 10 ge=
ldidt inn &lettern!" = ~@er fat Sir
6os ge1agt?" REF ser Derb0bnte 5nds;
oenn ct batte glei6 gemerft, oaB Ste
.Eaube iid ni9t ielblt beratben babe.
Ole Mrgloie %artmortete:: uDas Wal1er-
bubn, &pel6es sort i'm S6ilfe mobnt
uuD Deine 2iiten fennt."
9ogleib iu6te ser Studs oas 8al-
lerbl1bn auf ltn0 begann Elm @elpra6
nit ibr. u@i," iagte er, "Du bt1t
bier ia Sem @ino un6 @etter auSge=
lebt; mie mad1t 81 eS oenn, menn
ser @in6 gebt?" = r@em Ser 8ino
qebt?" iugte 0os @aiierbubn. ST.
fonmt er Don ser re6ten Seite, 10
menoe ib SEN &opf gegen Ste linfe;
fommt er bon ser linfen, 10 menoe id
mih gegen sic redte." uDos tit
mobl gut" iagte ser 6ll@S, "aber mie
madit GUS, menn er bon alien Sci
ten fer turmt?" - 80, aub Damn
6ats feline yeotb," antmortete 0aS 8al=
}erbubn; uoann ltede ib meinen &opf!
unter Sen 6ligel."
ga bub ser Sl19s an: 80, ielig
jets STR &ogel Dor allen iibrigen Sc
i6opfen! STR fliegt 5pii6en &immel
uno @r6e un0 idneqer, alS an0ere
5biere laufen fonnen. l1n0 oa5u babt
SIR nod 0as @liid, BOB SIR e1re
@aupter CUR 3eit oes SturmS untef
Sen 6ittiden perbergen f0nrt. Das
oiinft mir aber beinabe u1mogli6.
@ie fonnit gu benn Deinen SAILS 10
berum5ubiegen? @ie madt gu 6as
mobl? 3eige mir oas 0o6 etnmal!"
9os @a1ierbubn molte es 6em
6ud)1e 5eigen un0 itedte ieinen &opf
u1ter Sen 6liigel. guf oielen Mugen
blid botte Ser 6u6s ge1partet. Gr er=
boidte iebt ro~ unporiidtigen 8ogel
r11o per5ebrte ibn, inoem er iagte:
uMn0ern bait gu ratben fonne11, Dir
ielbit ober ni6t."
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-08-11
Sic Trenmoid)aft bes @fcroes.

@ir ole milien, baB Sun6e nno
&aten bef6bigt lino, innige Srenno=
MISUNDERSTANDING gu pflegen. MuBer
|oielen beioen @al1stbieren lit eS aber
belonoerS oas Bfer0, meldes 0em Sc
fiible ser Sreltn0i6aft 5ugangli@ lit.
Seoer &uti9er meib> oaB 5mei anein-
amber gem0bnte un0 %befreunoete 8fer=
Sc better 5ieben, alS 5mei> Sic chamber
fremo lino. ga, man6mal lit Sic
6reunol9ait 10 groB, 6ab Ste Sreln=
|oe 5peile uno Grant peridmaben,
menn lie getrennt mer0en. &err Sro=
gel er5ablt, 0ob er zines Cages bon
einem ieiner Breunoe in einen Bfer,
oeitaa gefiibrt mor0en Jet, in noel
6em Elm pra6tiger 6udS bon flint
Sabren itan0. u@ie?" REF er aus, ais
ct Sic &rippe bon @ofer iab, ~oaS
Yfer0 friBt ni6t? SIT eS franf?" -
vgfidt inn geringiten," a%ntportete ser
6reuno, res friBt MIR 0arum nidt,
neil an ieiner Seite ein mn0ereS
|&fero feblt; oieie bei0en &fer0e be-
liben cine 10 lebbafte 6reunoidaft fir
chamber u11o Iieben ii6 10 iebr, 0ab,
menu 6os cine abmel en0 lit, oas anOe-
re Dor &mn1ner 'front.' miro un0 Ser
gan5en Sag feline Mabru1g gu lt6
nimmt.
3mei bunnoper'i6e Hfer6e batten
wabren0 0es ihlesmig=boliteinii6en
&rieges in elmer Mrtineriebrigaoe ne
beneinanoer geoient. Sic 5ogen 5u=
lammen 0ieielbe &ano11e u110 tparer in
man9er S9la6t @efabrten gepelen.
56lieBli6 mur0e 0as cine 8fero bon
elmer fetnoliden &ugel %get00tet. Das
iibriggebliebene permetgerte bon 90 an
jeoe Nabrung uno iab beitan0ig I'M
li6, als Oh es leinen &ameraoen i1=
6e, au6 mieberte es bon 3eit gu 3eit,
ais Oh eS i'm rufe. Mne anf oas 5bier
perman6te Sorgfalt par umlonlt. IS
m1r0e gu an0eren 8fer6en gebradt;
aQein eS bea6tete 0ieie gar ni6t nn0
1tarb bal6 6arauf, nad0em eS an6
nt9t einen 8iien Mabrung mebr at1<
geriibrt batte. =
IS gei6iebt bismeilen, 6aB Hfer6e
sic Breln0idaft, mel6e iie ionlt nn=
ter iib pflegen> au6 auf an6ere &bie=
re i%ibertrogen. @err b. 5roi0epeae
.t6eilt folgenoe Gbatia@e init: ISM
Sabre 1923 modte i6 int Dienlt Ell
men @itt bon Marbaoen na@ @ropen=
borit. S6 butte einen &uoel mitge-
1ommen; oieier un0 mein 8fero maren
d. felt LANCE freunoi6aftlid 5ugetban.
Grob aller Mbmadungen fonnte ser
ISr10 6em @elulte ni6t pi0eriteben, Ell
ne @eroe @dnie gu iagen, 6ie auf oem
Sel0e mei0ete. Mqes &ufen un0
Efeifen bolf ni6ts; oaS @ergniigen,
0te @dn1e nod allen N1dytnt1gen alts=
einan0erlt6uben 81 leben, iibermog Sen
@eboriam. oils er en0lt6 5uriidfebr=
tie, iaB i6 ab un0 lieB BEN ungeborl ia
men sic &eitpeiti6e tiidtig empfinoen.
Chen nod NIT 0ieier 3idtigung be-
iddftigt, fiiblte ib MIDI plotlid BON
binten angefaBt un6 5uru6ge5ogen.
Sd lab mi6 TINT un0 fano, boB mein
Yfer0 MIDI beim &ragen gefabt batte
un0 BON oem Sun0e 5urud5og, offen<
Car, INN ieinen fleinen 6reul1o Dor
meiterer 8eitrafung gu retten. 0aS
Bferb tbat mir ibrigens babel ridt
meb uno ,.~p audi ioglei9 mieoer los,
als es iab, 6aB ib bon ser 8eltraflttg
0es Hu0elS ablieB.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-08-11
mmiere MuSmabl
an 0rocerien

lit elm gelee fir uniere Sdbi9feit, @u4 Die
be1ten SDrten @rocerien gu niebrl9en Rre1z
len gu pertaufen. &Dmmt uno beieDt o1e@
1elben, henDr Sbr Cure @rocerD<Ve1euun9
maht. Sbr tperbet 10 piele quite Golden
gum @i1en finben uno 81 fold 1dbl9en
Breiien, baB bas &aufen bel uns gleidbez
beutenb lit nit beierem 2eben gu tpenl9er
Musla9en, als Sbr es fit m09lid bieltet.
The Western news., 1910-09-30
Platform Praises Taft.

Saratoga, N. Y, Sept. 27.-The
work of drafting platform for pre-
sentation to the republican state con-
vention occupied the committee on
resolutions for the greater part of
the night. 1t was daybreak when the
result of the committees efforts was
given out.
The platform indorses the admins
tration of President Taft and Govern
or Hughes; declares that the Payne
tariff law has been a success and re-
fers with approval to the work of the
last congress.
1t pledges the continuance of the
state graft inquiry until all wrong
doing capable of exposure shall be
brought to light"
The plank relating to direct pri-
maries is very brief, but admits of no
misconstruction.
1--WE promise legislation which will
enact these principles into law" is
the pledge.
The Western news., 1910-09-30
COL. ROOSEVELT RULES
IN NEW YORK
PLATFORM DECLARES FOR DI.
RECT PRIMARIES, INDORSES
TAFT, DENOUNCES GRAFT.

Saratoga, N. Y, Sept 27.-Theodore
Roosevelt, as delegate from Nassau
county, Long Island, was elected tenn
| porary chairman of the republican
state convention today by a vote of
56S to 443, defeating by majority of
125 votes, Vice-President James M.
Sherman who was supported by the
so-called "old guards"
Twice the safe committee under the
old guard dominance had selected Mr..
Sherman for the position, only to be
overridden on the convention floor to-
day.
In control of the convention, Colonel
Roosevelt, by an adroit move, quickly
named committees of his own choosing
including the committee on resolu-
tions, which will draft the platform
embodying the direct primary plank
for which the ex-president is fighting.
Defeat of the old guard in the first
skirmish was followed tonight by
delegates from the Sixth Kings coun-
ty (Brooklyn) congressional district
turning against State Chairman Wood
ruff and electing A. e. Vase in his
stead as member of the committee.
1t is said that another district will
re-elect him, but as the progressives
will control the new committee he
will be retired as chairman, although
still leader of Brooklyn
Elihu Root, United States senator
from this state, was selected as per-
manent chairman of the convention.
The convention was marked by
boots and Kisses as the detractors of
Colonel Roosevelt addressed the dele
gates. Abraham Gruber a New York
lawyer, made particularly bitter at
tack.
Colonel Roosevelt in his speech
spoke against political and business
corruption in his characteristic way
and praised the administration of
President Taft and Governor Hughes.
William Barnes, Jr., of Albany,
leader of the old guard, issued
statement tonight denouncing Col
onel Roosevelt as he has done here
tofore and praising those of the old
guard who stood firm.
The Western news., 1910-09-30
TO RESEED PINE FORESTS
IN NORTH DAKOTA

Deadwood, S. d., Sept. 27-A new
industry has sprung up in this coun-
try, growing out of the recent great
forest fires. Almost before the ashes
of the fires which ragged over the Black
Hills, destroying thousands of acres
of primeval pine forests, have grown
cold, the government rangers and
foresters are preparing to reseed the
blackened mountain sides and repair
the damage done by the flames to the
great watershed of the continent. AL
ready arrangements are being made
for gathering 250,000 bushels of pine
cones for use as seed, and at the prop
er season these seed will be srewn
from one end Of the burned over Sec
tion to the other. In the Black Hills
alone more than a thousand square
miles of pine forests have been de-
stroyed and before the falling snow
puts an end to further fires as much
more may be burned over.
A bushel of pine cones is worth
more than bushel of potatoes. The
Black Hills are great producers of
Irish potatoes and the selling price is
60 cents bushel But bushel of
good pine cones will bring rs cents
when delivered at any one of the half
dozen receiving stations which the
government has established.
The gathering of pine cones has be-
come an industry in itself, and the
forest rangers are encouraging men,
women and children to embark there
in. The cones must be carefully pick
ed and sorted as seeds infested with
insects or otherwise damaged will not
be accepted.
The government is advertising for
an unlimited number of bushels of
pine cones, delivery to be made at
Deadwood, Newcastle, keystone Hill
City, Custer and a number of other
places.
The Western news., 1910-09-30
MORMONS IN MEXICO.

Galveston, Tex, Sept 27.-Hamilton
Smith, an elder of the Mormon church,
has just completed the purchase of
$4,000 acres of land for the Mormons
In the state of Coahuile, Mexico, after
having received the assurance from
President Diaz hat polygamy and all
other practices of the church prohib-
tied in the United States and Europe
will be permitted without interference.
Smith said that many of his people
will abandon Utah and settle in Mex
leo, where they will not be "perse-
cuetd" for heir faith.
The Mormons already own $4,000
acres adjoining the $4,000 just pur-
chased and hold options on many thou
sands more extending to the Rio
Grande on the east
Five thousand families will emigrate
to Mexico in the next two years, and
the government will remove all duty
on machinery and oher holdings of
the Mormons shipped from the United
States and taxes for land and i'm
provments for the next 25 years.
The Western news., 1910-09-30
A BUNCH OF HELPFUL HOWS.
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and the quickest routes to Europe and
Canada.
How to Break Into the Best Society.
An abridged whist, edition for
climbers. Tells you how to be intro
duced properly to big money. how to
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