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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-03-06

Hon. Trust should be allowed to read
the Tariff Schedule and take religious
consolation. Then he shall be led be-
fore any Committee agreeable to the
Constitution and Hon. Joseph G. Cannon,
where he shall be executed as inhuman-
ly as possible.
Funeral silence enjoyed by all, ex-
his feet with some loud laughs which
sound very Kansas. Hon. Jo-Cncle Can
non make knock to desk with peevish
hammer.
'Why should Wichita INTERRUPT these
services with his horse guffaws?" ex-
plode. this Cannon.
IT am giving my laughs" report Hon.
Burdock, because there is Joker in
that Bill
II do not see anything very Puck &
Judge about that dignified Manuscript.
Why must you snigger?" This from Jo-
Uncle.
THAT Bill say the Trust-killing Com
mittee must be agreeable to the Consti-
tuition and Jo-Uncle Cannon" snuggest
Hon. Burdock. "Now, Mr.. Speak, it
seem very humoristick to me that you
and the Constitution should be such dear
College Chums that you never do moth
ing separate. Also, 1 ask to know. what
Committee would you give that Trust
killing job to, II permitted?'
~
"Any Committee that is good enough
for the Tariff is good enough for the
Trusts" dib Jo-Uncle proudishly. Il
should give that disagreeable job to the
Committee on Ways & Means, as usual"
IT cannot see how such Committee
could ever murder a Trust-unless they
choked him to death with high-life feed
ing" renig that golden-haired cyclone.
you are out Of order, as usual bang
up Jo-Uncle. So Hon. Vic Burdock in
surge back to his seat.
Hon. Serene O'Pain arise reverently to
his bootware.
"Since 1t have been at last decided
by the Regular Wing Of the Republican
Party that tho Trusts must co." he say
with ad valorem voice, ''let us not set
around in sensational idleness, but let
US go right ahead with the CHASTITY
work Let US reduce these Octopusses
Systematically, the way we reduced the
Tariff. Let us begin with A and murder
them alphabetically. The Asphalt Trust,
the Beef Trust, the Candy Trust, the
Dynamite Trust, the Egg Trust and SO
EDWARDS down to the Xylaphone Trust,
which represents x and ends this ira
jick list. Let us begin this sickening
slaughter as soonly as possible. while
we are still bloodthirsty.''
us there not some way to smother
These Trusts secretly SO that Wall Street
will not suspect the horrid truth and
get nervous paralysis?" pronounce Hon.
Champion Clark.
'Tt is impossible" otter Hon. Serene
O'Pain. I'm this age OF stress and shove
it is impossible to be honest without dis
turbing business conditions"
Tho souls of all present become more
and moro pressed with grief. boyish
statesman from Ohio tore out his mus
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-03-06

Great sensational feelings enjoyed by
all when I complete this eloquent ora
torio.
Prom what part OF Wisconsin did you
insurge FROM" require Jo-Uncle, looking
at me with ice-water eve
From Japan. please" / agitate.
Hon. Jo-Uncle whistle 10 Hon. Bouncer-
alarms. who come with muscle.
please bounce this Yellow Peril back
to his natural element, he dib.
So this Hercules officer drag me f.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-03-06

& fancy literature, when Hon. n. Y.
Journal no longer had them dear Mon
sters to shoot et with mad dog editorials
"Ah no. Mr.. Speak, If you and Serene
O'Pain and the other insurgents de-
stroys the Criminal Corporations not
only will several bright political careers
be blasted off, but every American con-
sumner must go to bed with that new and
uncomfortable feeling that he is not be-
ing robbed by the Trusts. Therefore the
fact that he is not getting rich will be
nobody's fault but his own
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-03-06

kATSU, jr..
important Janitor
at japanese EN-
baesy, say-me yes
terday, Togo"
he-say, "you are
50 ignorant about
publick affairs
that You would
make a good Con-
gresham"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-03-06

tache. Rep Dazzle of Penn make deep
grones like a striker mule
Amt there no one present to say
some kind words for the Trusts before
they quit?" he gawsp
With a loud banzai | push myself to
my fleets. l stand to the full height of
my shortness. like legislative samurai
Hon. Gents & Jo-Uncle'' l yall, be
fore you do this dashterdly trick snug
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-03-06

gested by Atty Gen. Wickersham and
other enemies of Corporations, please
pause and STOP Kindly explain to my
America do when all Trusts has went ?
There is several other things this king
dom can get along without. Army &
navy is extra, perhaps, because wars
is scarce since Hon. Carnegie went into
the peace business. America can strug-
gle UPWARDS without Suffragettes. with
out Strikes, without Musical Comedies
and other species of debased Art. But
Trusts! when they have departed off to
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-03-06

door by the hemstitch OF my collar.
ly to the feet Of my Cousin Nogi, where
1 layed with my ambition broke In sew
eral places. $50
when you got into Congress so nice
ly, why did you not hold onto your
seat?' require Nogi, doggishly
II tried to- I gollup, but 1t was
screwed down to the floor
Hoping you are the same
Yours truly
HASHIMURA TOGO.
Copyright 1910, by the Associated Literary
PTess)
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-03-06

Rep Fowler Of n. ]. and in this insur-
gent neighborhood I set down softly
with sly expression peculiar to snakes.
AS soonly as 1 was Sufficiently snug
gled down, I could observe that entire
House of Congress was feeling very,
sad about something. Rep. Dazzle of
Penn was wiping sorry tear-drops from
his eyes. Several Regular Republicans
was sobbing behind their newspapers.
Congressman Nick Longworth was TAX
ing notes on the edge of his brocade
cuff.
why are Congress acting so grave
yard this am l require OF Hon. But
Ter Aims who set nearly by me. why
do 1t weep"
I'VE have Just been reading Taft's
Message on Federal Control of Corpora
TONS" he sub, land we are So sorry for
the Trusts that we can't scarcely COM
press our emotions"
But you are Insurgent," I annotate.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-03-06

LATIvE
Are you not fiVorable to stabbing them
Trusts in any way possible?''
1.-THE Trusts should be stabbed he
abstract, but they should not be man
gled. 1t is the brutality of our Presi-
dent that turns our blood green
But 1 commence buttishly.
Hush. compose Hon. Aims, REP.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-03-06

TOGO Helps Congress
/ Abuse the Trusts and
Receives the Delicious Kick
Out.
Washington, d. C.
To Editor Sunday Star. who must learn
20 sympathize with all Corporations
howeverly poor,
Dearest SIR
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-03-06

-" '3SWhen spoken to by Jim Garfield
why didn't you behave?
"4-Who Is your representative In u.
S. Senate?
"'5-Did you have any criminal in
stinct before you employed Corporation
Lawyer?
After answering them Questions
Yellowstone monitor. [volume] (Glendive, Mont.) 1905-1928, 1910-11-03

New York WorId
Thraee-@-week Eait,on
Read Wherever English laasuaae X s,..,.

"e"S ""s'eSS' I''s''Sa language Is SpaEe.
The Thrice-a-w Week World, now -.
Q great presidential campaign l. y. val
ahadewed, hopes to be bsttar = '. ASs''
than it has ever been before, s ssss !.
has made its arrangements accora;as - y
Its nevs service covers ths any; y,
globe, and it reports everything sn,'D
promptly and accurately. Il il ",
only newspaper not a daily, which ~; !,
% good as daily, and which will -. .
yeu as completely informed Of wh,t ti !.
happening thruout the world. -
The Thrice-a- Wesk World ia a.,
In ita Political reports. You can ' aas
the truth from It's eslumas, vhat ~
you are Republican OF Democrat sss
that il what you want. -S
A speeisl feature Of the Tbric...
Week World has always besn la ssr,.l
Actien. Il publishes novels BY IL.
best authors in the world, novels wbIeb
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it, high standard In this respect will
be maintained In ths future as II tbs
past.
The Thrice-s- eek Worlds regular
subscription price 10 only SLIGO Dor
year, sand this pays Cor 15s papers.
We offer this unequslled newspapsr
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Yellowstone monitor. [volume] (Glendive, Mont.) 1905-1928, 1910-11-03

One estray mare, color / bay.
weight about / 900. branded On
left jaw, w nright. shoulder and Y
on right thigh. Owner can secure
same BY paying charges.
]. d. CHUPp.
1ltI Thirteen Mile Creek.
Yellowstone monitor. [volume] (Glendive, Mont.) 1905-1928, 1910-11-03
Lost


One gray horse 8 years old. weight
about LOO, branded vs, connected
with circle on right shoulder. Reward
OF SIS to finder. Notify owner /. by
mail. Address S. zien. Box s27, vii
liston. y. .. 17tf
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-11-05
WHY AGRICULTURAL HIGH
SCHOOLS?

Like medicine, agriculture is both
a great science and a great art. Both |
had their origin in remote antiquity, |
and both have grown from modest
beginnings into positions OF present
dignity. During the last century the
practice of medicine was subjected
to legal regulations and restri 'tions;
and today, in civilized communities,
no one is allowed to practice medi-
cine who does not come up to GER
tain requirements imposed By the
state In the case of agriculture no
restrictions have been imposed. The
reason lies clearly in the fact that
if a man makes failure of his work
as a farmer he Injuries no one but
himself and his family; but the doc
tor who is ignorant of the science
| of medicine and is a failure in Its
practice is a danger and menace
| to the well-being of society in that
| his ignorance ieopardizes the very
life of the patients that make up his
clients.
So society in way needs no pro-
lection against the farmer who Is
ignorant ana fails, but it does re-
Quire safeguards against the ignorant
medical practitioner. The farmer
may, therefore, ply his trade as he
pleases; the latter must conform to
the requirements. The doctor must
have received a special training and
reached-a certain degree of skill; he
must be grounded in the great sci:
ences that underlie medicine, and
must be of certain high standard
ef intelligence. :.
Bearing these facts in mind, is i
any wonder that the average physl
clan makes a greater success OF life
than does the average farmer? Or
that there are relatively more fail
ures in the field of agriculture thar
in that of medicine? Would it no
be possible vastly to reduce the mum
ber of failures in farming by givinl
70 the farmers of the future SOM
, small measure of scientific training
Before sending them out to content
, with forces they do not understand
! to fight enemies of whose strength
they have no knowledge, or to com
mand allies of whose nature they ar
, ignorant, the prospective farmer
should be trained in the Fundamental
, principles of agriculture.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-11-05
Anythings for automobile. See
j. LOUIS SMITH.
FARM NOTES
Of INTEREST.
Taken From Department
Agricultural Extension.
or Louisiana State Uni
yersity. Baton Rouge.
~
information That Can BE
Relied Upon as Correct.
Should BE Read by Every
Up-tO-date Farmer.
Some Useful Things You
May Not Know.
Information That Can Be
Relied Upon as Correct.
Should BE Read by Every
Up-tO-date Farmer.
Some Useful Things You
May Not Know.
THE FARMERS DEMONSTRATIONS
CONFERENCES.

Never in the history of Louisiana
have farmers been more ready to
give attention to lectures on agricul-
fural topics, to read agricultural lit
erature, to attend agricultural fairs,
or receive instruction on agriculture
N whatever way it may come to
them. Approaching this fact, and
being desirous to serve the farming
interests of the State in all possible
WAYS, the College of Agriculture OF
the Louisiana State University held
4 farmers demonstration conference
last January, which was attended by
Atty farmers, including several
ladies', from twenty-five different
parishes. -,
This session the conference will
omen Monday, January 8, 1911, and
continue for two weeks. No charges
/ whatever will be made for attend
ance. The work will consist of lee
lures on and demonstrations of live
stock. truck growing, and soil fertil-
izers. farm and forage crops, corn
and corn judging, insect enemies OF
the farm, dairying, diseases of ami
mails and plants, etc. In connection
with the instruction given any sub
iect. illustrations and demonstrations
are employed; when judging live
stock, for instance, the Experiment
Station animals are brought in ant
used; when studying and judging
corn and hays, different varieties o
these products are on hand for tn
use Of the farmers; the stereopticol
or magic lantern is employed to II
lustrate lectures; field practice il
handling improved implements /
Il offered; visits are made to all point
If interest at the college or station
IN a word, the work is made intense
II practical, theory being emphasize
less and practice more.
All farmers, planters, dairymer
stock raiserS and truck growers IL
terested in the Farmers Demonstrs
tion Conference should send to Pro
". r. Dodson, Baton Rouge, La, fe
announcements and circulars.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-11-05
A LITTLE SCIENCE.

To grow any crop there are three
have to do with light, heat and mois-
tnre. Light for instance is essential
essential climatic requiremtns. These
in order that the leaf may manufac-
tnre starch and other foods; heat is
necessary to termination and to all
other life processes in plants; mois-
ture is required to awaken the dor
mant life in the seed, and to supply
j medium in which soil foods may
he dissolved before being absorbed
by plant roots. The farmer has a
4raore or less direct control over each
Rnf these climatic essentials. By
knlanting in rows or broadcast, close
gor FAR apart in the drill, by shading
certain plants, etc, he controls the
of light for each crop so
"a to insure proper light conditions
K FOR growth; by wisely selecting the
&tine Of planting he fits the plant to
the season; and, finally, by provid'
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-11-05
The Churches
SERVICES IN THE CATHOLIC
CHURCHES.

Covington.
st. Peters Church.-Hours of Ho
1y Mass: Every Sunday and Holyday
of Obligation, at and 10 a. m.; Be
tween Easter and All Saints Day, at
1880 and 10 a. M; Weekdays at 8
a. M, except Wednesdays. Evening
services, according to the season.
Rev. Jos. Koegerl, Rector.
Abita Springs.
Ste. James Church.-Hours OF Ho-
ly Mass: 1st, I'd, and 5th Sunday of
the month at 8 a. M; Sd and 4th
Sunday at 10 a. M; Every Wednes
day at s a. m.
Rev. Jos. Koegerl, Rector.
Vaudeville.
Our Lady of the Lake-Rev. L..
M. Roth rector. Hours of holy mass:
Sundays at z and $3.50 a. m. Week
days at $50 a. m. Benediction on
Sundays and holy days at p. m.
Madisonville.
st. Francis Xavier.-Rev. Ottn1ar
Bleil, o. S. B. Sunday, and 10 a..
M: Evening service, 1880 p. m.
Bedico Chapel.
Bedico Chapel.-Rev. Ottmar
Bleil, 0. S. B. Third Sunday, 8. a. m.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-11-05
SERVICES IN THE PROTESTANT
EPISCOPAL CHURCHES.
Rev. Ernest A. Rennie, minister in
charge.
Tovin pfcn

Rev. Ernest A. Rennie, minister in
charge.
Covington.
Christ Church
Sunday School every Sunday morn
ing at 10 o'clock.
Second Sunday of each month
Morning prayer and holy communion
at II o'clock.
Fourth Sunday of each month
Holy communion at 1880 a. m.
Morning prayer and sermon at II
o'clock.
Thursday night of each week
Evening prayer and sermon at 8
o clock.
Vaudeville
Third Sunday in each month
Morning prayer and holy communion
at II o'clock. Evening prayer and
sermon at o'clock.
Slideil.
First Sunday in each month
Evening prayer and semon at 8
Bogalusa.
Fist Sunday in each month
Morning prayer and holy communion
at IL O'Clock.
Franklinton.
Every fifth Sunday-Moring Pray
er and holy communion at l O'Clock.
Evening prayer and sermon at 8
o'clock.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-11-05

broken to a depth of 6 or Z inches.
It is impossible to make large
crops of any kind On soil that is
only 8 or 4 inches deep. Such soil,
under ordinary conditions can not
hold sufficient plant food for large
crop, it can not hold moisture neces-
sary to tide over seasons of droutn.
and it does not offer enough space
for the development of a proper root
system. Hence every consideration
leads to the conclusion that our
lands should be plowed more deeply.
The breaking of land should be
done in the fall, and as soon after
the fall crops are harvested as pos
sible. No land in the state should
be allowed to remain bare and un-
plowed during the winter. When the
growth of stalks, legumes, weeds,
etc., is turned under in the fall such
plants are saved to the land and re-
suit in adding humus to it. Break
ing the land before the winter rains
set in enables it to store abundant
moisture before spring. 1t also al
lows the gases of the air free access
to the deeper layers of the soil, and
these gases help to make available
some Of the plant food that is locked
up in the soil particles.
To deepen soil the disc ploW is
the best implement. Land that has
never been broken deeper than OF
inches may be plowed safely to
depth of 8 or 10 inches if the disc
is used. But where the turning ploW
is used not more than one or two
inches of the subsoil should
be turned up each year, and wher
using this implement to deep sol
the burrows should be set on edge
After soil has been properly deep
ened the subsoil plow should follow
the turning plow. In no case, how
ever, should land be subsoiled whel
in a wet condition. Hnece as ruiz
the subsoil plow should be used onl.
in the fall.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-11-05

WANTED-Two good cows. Must
give at least two gallons at a milk
ing-state price. Phone 1858.
Oct1 5-tf.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-11-05

ing drainage to carry away any ex-
cess of free water, or by the use of
the soil mulch to conserve moisture
in the times of drouth, he holds
within certain approved limits the
amount of moisture in his oil. In
no case, however, is mans control
absolute.
There are three other essential
facts of plant growth. These are
seed, a soil home and plant food.
Over each of these mans control is
almost absolute, within wide limits.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-11-05

FOR SALE-Horse, surrey and
harness. Apply 1116 18th Avenue.
Nov5-3t.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-11-05
DEEP FALL FLOWING.

AS a result of using the one-horse
turning plow millions of acres in the
South are continually plowed entire
ly too shallow. Clays and silt loans
which should be broken 8, 10 or IL
inches deep are plowed to a depth
Of only 8 or inches; the same is
true of sandy soils, which should be
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-11-05
TRINITY EVANGELICAL LUTH.
ERAN CHURCH.
Abita Springs.

Rev. Paul E. Wagner, Pastor.
Sunday School at $50 a. m.
German divine services at 1880 am.
English divine services at Z a. m.
The theme for the evning sermon
is "Christian Duty"
/. Toward the Church.
II. Toward the State.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-11-05
Both Speedy and Effective.

This indicates the action of Foley
Kidney Pills as S. Parsons, Battle
Creek, Mich, illustrates: Il have
been afflicted with severe case OF
kidney and bladder trouble for which
I found no relief until / used Foley
Kidney Pills. These cured me en-
tirely of all my ailments. l was
troubled with backaches and severe
shooting pains with annoying urln-
ary irregularities. The steady use OF
Foley Kidney Pills rid me entirely
of all my former troubles. They have
my highest recommendation Sold
by Theo. Strain& Son.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-11-05
CHAPEL OF CHINCHUBA DEAF
MUTE INSTITUTE.

Our Lady of the Holy Rosary
Rev. Bede Mailer, o. S. B., Chaplain.
Sundays and Holidays: Mass and
Sermon--8:30 a. m. Weekdays:
Mass-6:30 a. M; Benediction on
Sundays and Holidays-5:30 p. m.
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-11-05

FOR SALE-A poney horse and
leather top buggy and harness, near
ly new; for $40. A. E. DIKEMAN,
Vaudeville,
St. Tammany farmer., 1910-11-05

WOOLEN SCRAPS WANTED
Any one wishing to dispose of wool
en- scraps can do SO by ringing up
phone No. 368.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-02

moned from the rear platform by a
fare collector, who had escaped the
eye of the negro.
Walton fired as he entered the
coach, the bullet striking the negro
Just above the heart He staggered
and attempted to aim his weapon,
but Walton continued his fire, two
other bullets finding lodgment in the
negro's body. Thomas toppled when
the last bullet struck him and was
dead when the watchman made his
way through the now panic.stricken
passengers. One of Walton's bullets
went wild, striking an unidentified
negro and inflicting a slight wound.
The train was stopped at the next
station and the body of Thomas ta-
ken off. A coroner's jury was en-
panelled on the depot platform and
Walton eXonorated from blame. Then
the train proceeded on its way after
the negros pockets had been strip
ped of the money and trinkets and
returned to the owners.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-02
Negro Train Robber Killed

Memphis, Tenn, Dec. Jack
Thomas, negro of Blytheville, Ark,
turned bandit Wednesday night, ter
rorized and robbed passengers on a
westbound st. Louis & San Franisco
fast train, and in the end was shot
to death by A. B. Walton, railroad
watchman.
The train had just started across
the bridge over the Mississippi on
the outskirts Of Memphis when
Thomas, revolver in hand, emerged
through the doorway which separated
the white and negro smoking car.
In true frontier style the negro
commanded Hands up and without
further ceremony a score of hands
went up. Then he passed his victims
along into the negro section of the
car, emptying their pockets as they
went along. -Four had been divested
of their purses and trinklets when
Walton aDneared on tha scene sum-
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-02
THE COMPACT

CONTINUED FROM PAGE SIX
of the water-holes. It'll take Goodall
two days to get to Vryburg with
his news, so there will be no risk
ia" The Boer nodded.
It's been a good days work
And paid for on both sides,
Esthuisen adled cunningly.
Just so. These things have to
be done-sometimes
Then Elwood turned to the KAT
fir.
I'VE needn't wait any longer. The
night is getting cod. Go and get
your clothes on, Saturday, and then
fetch up the horses. The ride will
warm you. S'mia"
The boy hurried off Then, after
a few moments of silence, the Boer
turned to the oher.
What is this business?" he ask
cd slowly these guns; they were
not for Kaffir trade?"
mo. Guns are not good in a
peaceful country" replied E.wood
i1ryly.
The Boer laughed gutterally.
''No-that Is 80. Yet YOU find them
handy. Your Kaffirs, they are well
disciplined. You have guns in the
country for your own service, eh?"
Yes; and the service of the coun-
try"
"An army of Kaffirs armed with
Winchesters! Ha, ha! You will be
president of Bechuanaland-may
king. You English prefer a king to
a president. Muchterl Every man to
his own way-so long as he pays
for it."
The Boer shrugged and turned
away just as Saturday came up with
a word they all three mounted and
role off, the Boer heading west
wards, Elwood and his Kaffir boy to
the north.
Ito be continued)
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-12-02
Notice of Application for Appoint
ment of Administrator.

In the County Court, Carter Coun-
ty, Okla.
in the Estate of Isaac Hill, de-
ceased.
The State of Oklahoma, to the
heirs, next of kin and creditors of
the said Isaac Hill, deceased.
You are hereby notified that G. A.
Kenyon has applied for letters of ad-
ministration on said estate to be
granted to him and that said applica-
ton will be heard at regular term
of said Court held at the court room
of said Court, on the 18th day OF Dec.
1910, at 1900 a. m.
Witness my hand and the seal of
said Court hereunto affixed, this 30th
day of Nov. 1910.
l. r. MASON,
County Judge of Carter County, Okit.
(SeaD 1-S