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The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

BY local applications as they cannot reach the dis
esked portion OF the ear. There IA only one way TO
cure deafness and that a by constitutional remedies
Deafness s caused by an innamed condition OF the
mucous lining OF the EustAchian Tube When thu
tube is lnnamed you have rumbllng sound or i'm
perfect hearing, and when Is entirely closed. Deaf
Is the result and unless tho Inflammation can Do
taken out and this tube restored 10 Its normal CONT
ton. hearing will be destroyed forever; nine casoa
out OF ten caused by CAtarh. which Is nothing
but innamed condition OF the mucous surfaces.
We will give one Hundred Dollars for any case Of
Deafness tcAused by catnrrh) that cannot be cured
by Hairs CAtarrh Cure. Send Tor circulars. free.
F.J CHENEY a CO.. Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists. i5c.
Take Hairs Family Puls for constipation
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05
At or About This Time,

why do they call them ocean
liners" she asked.
They're getting new terms every
day" he said, without looking up from
the sporting page. II never heard It
before, but an ocean liner is probably
a hot one that isn't intlelded we'll and
rolls into puddle or something"
She made no answer, but when he
had gone to business she phoned the
doctor about him.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05
wet" Bird in Dry County.

Fulton.-Jeff Selby, a farmer living
in this county. caught a hawk in a
steel trap which had brass tag
wired to one Of its feet. On one side
Of the tag was worded Old Rye Wits.
ky" and the other side said Good
for Cents in Trade" AS Galloway
county is local option and extremely
dry, 1t is supposed the bird hal ID
from some other section Of the state.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05
100000 Fire at Albany.

Albany.-Fire destroyed four stores
IN one side Of the public square. The
los is 100000, partially insured. The
origin of the blaze is unknown. The
townspeople formed a bucket brigade
and 1t was with difficulty that the de.
trict was prevented
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05
From Pain to Pleasure a Quick Transl

suggested Resinol and gave @
neighbor one of your sample boxes for
a child of few months whose lower
limbs we're broken out with a rash re-
sembling Eczema. The sample was
applied at once and changed the wall
OF pain into smiles. Two Jars were
used with complete recovery in the
surprisingly short time of two days.
That tired mothers looks and words
OF gratitude were from the heart.
Geo. Z. Ames, D. d. s.. Boulder, Colo.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05
Doctors Elect Officers,

Springfeld.-The convention OF the
Southwest Missouri Medical associa.
tIon closed here after electing the fol-
lowing officers: President, w. J. Va.
bebiu. Fordland; yice.president, o. n.
Carter Republic; second vice-presi-
dent, ]. +. Dewey; secretary. -. S.
Hill, and treasurer, Lee Cox, Sprine.
field The fall meeting will be held
In Springfield.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05
New Missouri Bank Chartered.

jefferson City.-The Hurdland State
bank of Hurdland, Mo, was chartered
by Bank Commissioner Swanger. II
has capital stock OF $4,000. The
directors are: p. +. Holman, Moody
Sharp, r. i. Sharp, j. NJ. Hedgecock.
+. E. Taylor, John Cole, b. II. Bow.
en-, William Delaney and Gus Delaney.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05
Woman PHYSICAL Director.

Columbia Miss Moneta Moss Of
Columbia, q sophomore in the College
Of Arts and Science. has been elected
physical director OF Hardin college,
Mexico. for the coming year. In add.
ton to her work she will have the
management Of the athletic teams.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05
Bank Examiner Resigns.

Jefferson City.-State Bank Com
missioner Swanger appointed John f.
Aven, OF Ozask state bank examiner,
vice l.. j. Ellis Of Marshfield, re-
signed. Aven is cashier OF the Ozarks
Savings bank. Ellis resigned to ac.
cept a position with south Missouri
bank.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05
An Enterprislnq Ace.

What nre you afilxIng to these park
benches?"
I'VE have the opera glass privilege.
Drop In n nickel and see the comet. -
Kansas City Journal
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05
ST. Louis.k ansas City Work.

Columbia.-The survey for the Kan.
sas Clty.St. Louis electric line will be
completed about May /, according to
w. r. Cauthorn OF Columbia. who has
charge of the work. Twenty-Five men
are at work.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05
Columbia Hotel Stock Taken.

umb'a.-Twenty Columbia bust.
ness men have subscribed $4,000 in
stock for the proposed seven.story ho-
tel TO be erected at Sixth street and
Broadway. Work will be begin on the
building as soon as $4,000 is raised
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05

not sleep. 1t kept
growing larger and
by fall 1t was as
large as a hens egg,
/ could not go ia
bed without o hot
water bottle applied
to that side. / had
one of the best doc
tors in Kansas and
he told my husband
thatI would have TO
be operated on as II
was Rompthinp lilxa
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05
VIII Irwin to Attend Editors Week.

Columbia.-Will Irwin. special
writer for an eastern periodical. will
attend Editors Week at the Univer,
sity of Missouri, May Q, and make an
address on American Newspapers"
Irwin is making a tour Of the United
States studying American journalism.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05
Plans County Fair.

Columbia.-The board Of directors
Of the Boone County Fair association
met In Columbia and discussed plans
for the fair on July &c, 27, 2S and 20.
Purses aggregating $1,000 will be
awarded in the races.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05
DOCTOR
ADVISED
OPERATION
CuredbyLydiaE .Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Galena, Kans. "A year ago last
March l fell, and few days after
there was soreness In my right side.
In short time bunch came and II
bothered me so nv at night / could
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05
Domestic Notes.

i've noticed one thing"
"And what is that?"
when one gets loaded It's usually
his wife who explodes"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05
A Statesman,

The Chinese wall was finished
81 do all my fence mending at one
iick." announced the emperor.
Thus he proved himself statesman
instead of politician
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05
Some OF our first impressions were
made by mothers slipper.

Constipation causes many serious diseases n
Is thoroughly cured by Doctor Ferce's Pleasant
Pellets. One . lAxntivo, thrue for cathArtle.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05

From the horny hand OF toll comes
the richest harvest of content.--W.
Stewart Royson.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05
A Sad Case.

DO you prefer your eggs poached
or scrambled"
Il can't remember"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05

The signature on check is sign
OF prosperity.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05

Relieved BY Murine Eye Remedy. Try
Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You Will
Like Murine. II Soothes. Soc at Your
Druggists. Write For Eye Books. Free.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05
An Effeetual Cure.

"She wants TO be sister to me"
you can easily get her out Of that
notion"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05

Many a young man is willing to
marry an heiress In spite OF II.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05

Lewis Single Binder, extra quality to.
bacco, costs more than other &c cigars.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05

Where good thoughts terminate
there Is the growth of true greatness
and goodness. Lee.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05

Let each man think he Is the one
man--for the time.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05

There's nothing In 1t for the under.
taker when man is buried in OBJ.
.iyion.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05

PERRY DAVIS PAINKILLER
u an ounce OF prevention" as well as q
pound of cure" For bowel troubles, Skin
wounds, colds, and other Ills. BSo and 5Oc uiIcs
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05

Treat her as you would a sister"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-05-05

Always keep imagination under con.
troll.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-10-26
ECONOlfY IND RrDGETS.

There should be no harsh criticism Of
the municipal administration for its
failure to keep the city budget from in
creaSing, for it is apparent that an ear
nest effort has been made to enforce
econ OnieS. But the interest on the city
debt increases rapidly. and the sum neces-
s8ry TO retire bonds falling due increases
from year to year. This item of debt SER
vice alone accounts for almost the whole
increase of the coming budget over that
Of 1910. namely. about SS.G00.O00.' More
over, The city grows, and mandatory in
creases in salaries in certain depart
ments compel larger appropriations.
Some Of the departments have been able
To cut down their requirements for next
year, and others have been able to keep
theirs practically stationary. Both these
achievements are genuine and obvious
economies. for the increase in popula
ton and the growth of the public ex
pectations are such that more will have
to be accomplished for less than was
accomplished under former regimes.
Among those who have been able to keep
down expenses are the various borough
presidents, all Of them fusion officials.
The lesson of ii all is the old lesson
of the difficulty of keeping down the bud
gets Of prosperous and growing people.
Mr.. Taft has had q similar experience
in Washington. Governor Hughes had
the same experience at Albany Nor IS
the difficulty Of economy peculiar to Re
publican administrat tons The city adj
ministration is d Democratic admins
tratiOn. Ii has made d notable effort to
achieve a record for economy and has
failed, if economy is to be measured sole
" by the size Of budgets How absurd,
then, becomes the expectation that Mr..
Dix, with no definite plans of economy
and surrounded by 4 horde OF TamInany
officials and legislators. will accomplish
what Governor Hughes failed TO do, by
keeping down the state budget
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-10-26
THE TRI-soRoueH SUBWAY.

To the Editor Of The Tribune.
Sir: The lack of bids for private con-
structiOn of the tTi-borough subway may
be blessing in disguise. for it places the
construction of this much needed addition
20 New York City's transit facilities square
ly upon the shoulder of the Public Service
Commission and the present city admins
tration by the Use of the city's credit.
Public sentiment. whenever given an op-
portunity to express itself, has been in
favor of municipal construction, and the
constitutional amendment eliminating sub
way and other revenue producing bonds
from being charged against the debt limit
was passed for this express purpose.
The city needs rapid transit more than
it needs anything else. and there need he
no fear that the tri-borough subway viii
not prove a financial success. II is more
complete in itself than is the present sub
way and could We'll be operated without
transfers. 1t is the best paying PROPOSE
tiOn ever before the city of New York The
major portion Of it passes through the most
thickly populated sections of Manhattan
and The Bronx. The traffic already awaits
it, and it will pay from the day Of the first
train runs ALBERT z. DAVIS.
The Bronx, oct. o. 1910.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-10-26

slavery for a considerable proportion
of the time. The demand of the reform
ers was that the natives should have
or should be permitted to acquire title
TO their land and should be permitted
10 sell their labor or their produce in a
free market and pay their taxes in
money.
The new government admits that this
evil system of enforced labor for the
payment Of taxes still prevails to a GER
tain extent. and seeks to justify it on the
ground that the natives do not under
stand the use OF mOney-an explanation
which. if true. would indicate that the
CongOlese differed radically from all
other African natives Of whom we have
knowledge II is explained also that the
law permits not more than forty hours
OF enforced labor in a month from any
persona proviso which existed also in
the old days. but which was generally
ignored and grossly violated Finally 1t
is added that the labor tax Is now being
steadily diminished and will disappear
altogether in two years-a promise
which # is to be hoped will be fulfilled.
We must recognize the enormous diff
Guilty of governing a semi-barbarous
country like the Congo and the imprac-
ticability Of instantly reforming evil
conditions which have long prevailed.
But the forbearance Of the world has
been soreiy taxed by doings in mid
Africa, and it is pardonable TO feel a
certain Impotence at the persistence of
evil and the slowness of reform.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-10-26
AT THE WHITE HOUSE.
[From rhe Tribune Bureau. J

Washington. Oct 25-The President was
entertained at luncheon on the Argentine
training ship Presidente Sarrniento this az
ternoon. With Mrs. Taft and her sister
Miss Heron. ne spent a short time at the
opening of the Washington horse show al
American League Park. and later attended
the reception on the Argentine vessel on
returning 10 the White House the President
had a long conference with Vice-President
Sherman
Charles P. Neill. Commissioner Of Labor.
accompanied by William H Tolman, d.
rector OF the museum Of safety devices. In
New York City. invited President Taft to
attend the exhibition OF safety devices TO
be held in that city next month The Prest-
dent will be unable 10 attend. but viii be
represented by the Secretary of Commerce
and Labor. who Will make an address
The Secretary OF War. the Secretary OF
Agriculture and the Secretary Of the Navy
were absent from to-day's Cabinet meeting
The President addressed letters OF con-
graduation to the winners OF the three
nest important championship matches shot
at the national rife tournament az camp
Perry, Ohio. last August They are Ser
geant A F'ragner. of the marine CORPS. win
ner of the Presidents match; Corporal
George W. Farnham, Of the marine corps.
winner Of the United States championship,
and Sergeant Scott Clark, I'd Indiana IN
fantry, winner OF the national individual
match.
The White House, as well as the Treasury
Department. denied most emphattcally the
report which has gained circulation. 10 the
effect that Frederick A Cleveland. director
OF the new division Of economy. was con
Quoting an investigation into the work OF
the Treasury Department. and had already
caused the dismissal of many clerks the
dernotion Of a number Of others. the crea-
ton Of a needless service list, etc
Mrs. Taft and her sister. Miss Heron
spent the morning IN the shopping district
walking down F street from the White
House. Mrs. Taft wore dark blue nat
and suit. and walked briskly along, show
ing perfect health
Miss Helen Taft will come 10 the White
House tomorrow, after visits in New YORK
and other places since leaving Beverly with
her parents last week.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-10-26
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The Social Democrats are making much
Germany A picture postcard that had a
wide circulation before II was withdrawn
showed a fat butcher. meat axe in hand.
standing at his block. There was nothing
in the shop except the man and his nipple
nents OF trade to show that ii was a butch
er shop. A Cadaverous woman asks the
price Of meat and the butcher answers:
You came TO the wrong place; we do not
keep IL now. You must go to the apothe-
cary's for it."
The last time you were drunk You prom
ised me you would never get drunk again"
This amt again m'dear, thiSh ish yet"
Houston Post.
Among the many stories which are GO
ing the rounds OF the German press about
the late Josef Kainz. the tragedian. is
this one, credited TO Gustave Amberg: In
the autumn of 1890 l was In Berlin look
ing for talent for my New York theatre
now the Irving Place Theatre, and had my
eye particularly on AdaIbert- Walkowsky.
whom l could not secure because of his
engagement at the Royal Theatre, Then
/ sought kainz who had been blacklisted
by managers because ne had broken a
contract with Baruay. ! found the ira
gedian in a poverty stricken apartment.
where collectors and process servers We're
the chief visitors He quickly accepted
my offer Of 6O,eo0 marks for sixty per-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-10-26

ACADEMY soF MUsIC-s;l91-chATie' Aunt
LArTRTCAN-2-s-Na Vaudeville.
ASTOR-a: IB-s:l5-The Girl II the 1sAl-
TET.ASCO-s. so-The Concert
BLOT. ls-S:15-New York.
BROADWAY l5-Juoy Forget m r.4,-..,,,
CARNEGIE LNCEUN 49, 2-l5 -- s-s''- l. i-lllaA
cAsINo%s:i5-He Came from Milwaukee
CITY THEATRE- -I5--father and th'
Bows.
AI-2-s-vaudeyille-
COMEDY -I5-S.15-keepin up appear AllceS
CPTTFRION-2. Us -e0-The Commuters
DALy' 2:I5-s -so-Bahy Nine
T-NPTfsF-- --la-S.15- smith.
FIFTH ANENI F. -A auce<iAe-
-a.Is-S-z5-Cet Rich Quick WailinE-
zARHF-n-s.1s-The Rosary.
GARRTCK-S-2 p-The Scandal
GT0pE-c .oa-The Glrl IN The Train
HArKETT see Mother
EAABIER STEIN's-2-S l!'-N agdeylile 49,.
FFFRaI.n SQUARE o-15-S -15-TiIlie's Night
FzIPP0TRoNr- c-s-T-he International Cup
Faller OF Niaeara-The Earthquake
447-9SO,c-a-ao 90 T-e T1eserte-s
IRVING PLACES -I5-Der fIuertenhesi.ze-.
JOB WEBER S-2.15-s.I5-Alma Where Dc
B,,71 FrRRo-K s.1a-The Scarlet PIN
rrr,-RT-y-o .r.-S .1-.--he country Roy.
LTCEIN-S. 3o-Decorating Cleme1tiae-
IVRIC-o- 15-S-l5- Madame TT uhadour.
MANHATTAN OPERA HOUSES H. Hans TN
MAXINE E-IfIoTTs-2.so-s .se-Tae Inferior
HkzIN0vA's-2 s.so-The LITTLE DANCED.
NEW AMSTERDAM - 2.15 -- SIS - Madame
,-F-yv .THEaTRE-3- S:sO-The Blue Rirs-
NEW v0PK-o-S.I5-Th Dollar Princess.
REPLE c-15-S -1-r-- RebecCa OF SUNNI brook
HAI.LACR 's-2.Is-s .Is-Alias Jimmy valen-
wEST D-215-s.Is-Up and Down Broad
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-10-26
CONNECTTCTT'9 GAIN

COnnecticUCs growth between 1900 and
1910 has been surprisingly rapid. as the
figures just given out by the federal Cen
sus Bureau show. 1t is a busy common
wealth, with many active manufacturing
centres whose demand for labor must be
met by q constantly recruited population.
The gain for the last ten years is notable
il that il exceeds the gain both for the
decade between 1890 and 1900 and for
the decade between 1880 and 1890. IL
most Of the other Eastern states the
relative decenniaI gain has diminished
instead Of increased. Thus Massachu-
sets, ConnecticUts larger industrial
neiChbOr, gained 25.6 per cent in popula-
ton from 1880 TO 1890. 25.3 from 1890 to
1900 and only 20 per cent from 1900 TO
1910. But COnnecticut's average has in
creased from 1913 per cent for the 1885,
80 decade 10 21.7 for the 1S9O-190O dec
ade and 23.7 FOR the decade just ended.
Connecticut has no great city. but many
fouriShinC small ones. and its growth
and prosperity are well distributed. II is
eminently q land Of steady habits and
steady progress
The population in 1910 is LII 5G. a
gain of ZO6.;}36 oyer the 1900 total of
sos. 40. This increase would enritle
the state to an additional Representative
III Congress and IN additional vote in
the Electoral College were il not that
an extra Representative was allotted in
the apportionment Of 1901 on less than a
full ratio Connecticut has five seats on
four full ratios and a major fraction
131, 692-of another full Tatio-1941S2
There is a deficiency of 50 .49O To he
made up. and if TIE ratio is increased ny
10000, as seems proba BILE 1G2, 400 Of the
increase of 20G336 viii he absorbed.
leaving an Unrepresented minor fraction
Of 1856. Connecticut will therefore
have TO wait until 1920 for a sixth Repre-
sentative
one effect Of the census will be to
force - Encouragement of the Congress
districts Of the state. One member Of
Congress is now elected at large, and
each of the four present districts CON
sists Of two counties But the discrepan-
cies in population are great. In 1900 the
1st District had 220.003 inhabitants,
the n 310,923, the Sd 129.619 and
the 4th 247.875. Fairfield and Hart
ford counties now have tmore than
enough inhabitants TO form districts by
themselves. Tolland. Wmdham,. New
London and Middlesex counties have
enough for Il third district, and New
Haven and Litchfieid together have
about enough for two more districts.
The state has outgrown the old plan of
two counties to a Congress district. Al
reaiignment will disarTange political re-
lations Of long standing and possibly
emDarrass the politicians. but the growth
Of the state requires an equitable redis-
tricting along modern lines
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-10-26

gate why things to ct. drink ana wear
cost more than they did some years ago
Does il think that the king issue Is
showiN signs of aabbiness and inability
10 last through the campaign: Colonel
Roosevelt ana Mr.. Stimson have been
doing their best to defend themselves
against charge of conspiring TO MeAl-
icanize" our institutions. The opposition
selected the issue not they, and II Is
queer demand on the part Of The
World" that they shall now cease trying
10 prove that even If Stimson is elected
our republican form Of government VIII
survive, and go to arguing that even
DiX's election viii besno guarantee that
the prices Of the things which I'll the
market basket will go down
So far as Mr.. Dix is concerned he Is
clearly on record in favor Of higher tariff
duties and higher prices, Through his
partner. Mr.. Huppuch. he asked the
Ways and Means Committee Of the
House OF Representatives 10 increase the
duties on wallpaper. so that the wall
paper manufacturers might increase
'Li'l1 'tiaA 50 anu A04>S NAeii ma I'll VI
profit above 10 per cent. He has shown
his entire willingness 10 see the cost Of
living increased. Why should anybody
look to him for help in pushing prices
down when he believes that in his own
industry they ought 10 he pushed up?
Let the candidate and his supporters
stick 10 their last. Mr. Dix is much
more imposing as a discourager of kings
than as a DISCOURAGE of high prices for
wallpaper and other commodities.