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The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-04-30
Can't BE So

'Nee5n't tell me-" says Uncle Jabez
Simmons, who has returned from his
spring visit to what he terms 'the
metrollopis," needn't tell me them
stage women makes all that money
the papers says they do"
What makes you feel that way,
Uncle Jabez?" asks the grocer y
We'll, went to see several shows
an if them women makes all thai
money it seems to me they'd be able
to buy themselves some elo'es."
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-04-30

DOugnC LORD w entWOTtn ne DfougnL
prizefghters to dinner, disgraced and
| divorced her.
Ruth Amory's 100000 Baron CASTOR
Roquefort cursed her, threatened her
with carving knife, and divorced her.
Anna Robinson's bargain counter
earl of Rosslyn gambled her 100000
at the races and divorced her.
With Justie Dixon's S350,O00 Sir
Spencer Headly drank himself into in
sanity and divorced her.
Martha WilIiamson's Count Rudolf
stadt made her wait on him at the
table and divorced her after getting
away with $25O,O00 she paid to be
called countess.
Katherine Rogers $25o,0o0 Count
Guilis Campobello wasted her money
in speculation and divorced her.
Shame at Price of Fortune.
Edith Van Buren's 100000 Count
Castlemenardo paraded another wom-
an as his wife, shamed her, and d.
Vorced her.
Minnie Smith paid 100000 for the
purchase Of Baron de Fontenilliat,
who in return went with other wom-
en-, neglected her, and divorced her.
Sophie Kolotronis' $500, 900 Count de
RiIly was drunkard, cursed her at 81
hotel table, and divorced her.
Este1le Ogden bought Baron Aschel-
baum for $150,000. He ruined her by
his extravaganza, Knocked her, and di-
Voreed her.
Miss Anita Stewards mother recent
" contracted marriage with Prince
Miguel, selling her daughter for a title
for 100000 in cash, since which
time the papers are full Of the dread
full bills of several millions more
gambling debts, jewels for other wom-
en-and Miss Stewards humiliation in
marrying prince, and the ambitious
American mothers embarrassments in
having prince for son-in-law, make
a story sadder and stranger than any
fiction
Americans the Pick of the Lot.
The tragedies of American women
for European titles should be blazoned
in letters Of fire from the housetops
Of the land. Within the last 20 years
at least s200,000,000 of American
money has been wasted on these titled
imbeciles and scoundrels. It seems
there would be no more successful
way of making a nation poor. Be
sides, the best men in the world are
in f11o fhnrn &c IN
go abroad for husbands.
But, you say, the families of these
titled fortune hunters are high! But
what avails that If the man be low
himself. What respect can woman
have for man who, however highly
titled, is low in all the elements that
make up a man? Can ancestry cover
up mental imbecility or moral base
ness? The American may be the first
and best of his line; these Europeans
are about the last and worst Of
theirs.
American women, with notably few
exceptions, who married titles, made
terrible bargains-their lives were
misery and their premature old age
like a crag on the bleak sides
OF desert mountain, where cold
moonbeams sometimes glitter, but no
sunshine ever falls, no flowers bloom.
no birds sing, but wild storms howl
and hoarse thunders roar, and through
the sweeping storm have heard Gods
stern voice: Your riches are cor
rupted, your garments are moth eaten,
your gold and~silver are cankered, and
the rust of them shall be a swift wit
ness against you and eat your flesh as
1t were fire."
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-04-30
important 10 Mothers.
Dear.

why do people use the expression
Dear sir so frequently" asked the
man who was writing letter
Il don't know" answered the man
who was figuring on his expenses, 'un-
less sir is short for 'sirloin' :"
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-04-30
All Old Folks

That take NATURES REMEDY (NR
tablets) tonight will feel better in the
morning. It sweetens the stomach, cor
reefs the liver, bowels and kidneys, pre-
vents biliousness and eliminates the rheu-
matism. Better than Pills for Liver Ills,
because it's different-it's thorough, easy
sure to act. Get Csc Box. All Druggists.
The A. H. Lewis Medicine Co.. st. Louis.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-04-30
Something stronger Thar W..

SoHetHIHy stronger Ihan Wind
Senator DepeW, apropos Of aIa,..I
winds, said, atea dinner in WasbIo.I
ton:
AN old-fashioned fellow, one ys,,
when Easter came in March, paid 5.
many Easter calls and drank too man,
cups Of eggnogg, and, alas. was Opit,
overcome.
AS the old-fashioned fellow lurcbea
in the late afternoon, toward bams
a little girl watched him from "a
window, curiously.
"'Oh, mamma she said, come and
look at Mr.. Stuyyesant. Isn't the wind
blowing him about!'
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-04-30

is of black velvet with Chantecler
painted on it in soft colors The col
lar is fine net lace and the button and
hatpin are fashioned in gold enamel
in colors.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-04-30

WHEN YOUR JOINTS ARE STIFF
and muscles sore from cold. rheumatism or neural
ria; when you slip. strain bruise yourself use
Perry Darts Pdinkfller. The home remedy 20 years.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-04-30

The smaller the man the bigger the
horn he 6ries to blew.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-04-30

Every man should keep a fair sized
cemetery in which to bury the faults
Of his riends.-Be@her.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-04-30
Nearly the Same

Nearly the Sans.
Would it be policy for me TO gst|
married."
Something like policy. It's a losl
terry, you know. Cleveland Leads,
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1910-04-30
Iona List of American Heiresses
Who Have Made Unfortunate
Bargains in the European
Matrimonial Market.
ALLURED BY EMPTY TITLES
with Only an Occasional Exeept'o"
20 Prove the Ruies Heartachs
Rather Than Happiness Has
Been the Result of inter-
national Alliances

ADY LAURIER, wife OF
the Canadian premier.
gave somee excellent adj
vice the other day on
passing through st. Louis
part Of which was that
Americans should marry
among themselves and
let the titled nobodies OF
Europe do the same IN
their country. She said
that we on this side OF
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-11-21
H pobTe emPresaTio
continuation de la Ia. pagra)

y IN Drimera actliz abandona 81 tea
4ra adontando el aire de una reira dcS-
tranada por efeet0 de una reVoluclon.
Fl on,Dresario. lnientras tanto no Sc
achi,.a Y como ha oido decir que la hija
de Ia portera del q tiene fellces dls-
nosiciones para ell teatro, ALI &c diri-
g.. MARA .ontratag,ia.
"Nis1t'' IA vendad cs que mi chi
"a rerita los verse, Que mi mlSIna me
,s,sta nnroue no ,z ,i ESQ lie sera bue-
no pa Ia sand
Admirable No nay actriz 4ue no
mu,ra de yieia
PMS ent0nces,. ALA ella Espcre
,Stnd o,e lame u0Ye.ue ahora esta dan
40 una ns.obadif4 en- los pisos tercc-
,.ov Ramont
naio 10 ..hira n.sulta que tienr una
..,.a .ono nara o4pantar ratone>, pero
n omures3rio !. hace faIta Y hasra ce-
lah,o Ia ha]lez3 ae Ia futura actriz.
Mnv mor4t E.sto del oio IS de
,,,..;,,;,rtoo
f. ia ~, ..,~4. FL an0 pasado Sc
a,.d6 ol ..o,~l1 ..,a de quc estaba en-
.,,.,n,o. !, .,re ~..bp mlp lleg5 NAL
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-11-21

JJa, jal
i No Sc 10 die usted? Este D.
Frutos es mas gracioso cue un autor co
mico. . T6mese una copita.
Y el pobre empresarlo tiene que
echarse al colecto una dc conac'' que
lie sienta 10 mismo que 81 el sereno de su
calIe lie hubiese dado dos punetazos en-
la boca del est6mago. Copa va, yiene,
hasta que don Frutos Sc cree en- el case
de decir:
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-11-21

-Vaya, senores, Que Regnlez tlene
que salir a escena Y no estamos en- la
Bombilla
i Otro golpe! Vaya I'm ito!
Y sale furioso del cualto pensando
que debe de ser mqlcho mas c0mOdo ha-
cerse capataz en- las minas de Beni-bui
-frur que formar una compania teatral-
No, no es tan facil como parece.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-23

Pine Bluff, Ark Sept. 5, 1910. Conse idated Casualty Company of Arkansas.
 Pine Bluff, Ark.
 enJiemen:-I hereby acknowledge rec aipt of your check No 1904, on the Bank of Pine Bluff of this city fo s100.00 being the full amount of asoident policy, No. 11267 carried by Ey husband (Sam Davis) who was Killed while at work for the Sawyer & Austin Lumber Company at their camns while loading logs, one of which slipped and rolled over him ca1sing his death few hours there after.
 I also wish to thank you and your company for your promptness in settling this claim as I was paid in full within fifteen days after my husbands death. Wishing you and your company success, I remain,
 Yours truly
 SALLIE DAVIS.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-23
CONTINUE TALK OF
 SECOND CENSUS
Dissaus1action With Official Fig. ures Is General Among Busi.
 ness Men of Little Rock.

Little Rock, Sept. 22-There was stlll more talk among local bushes ' men yesterday of recount in T.ittl, ROCK because of the dissatisfaction With the census figures of tho oo,. ernment, and it is possible that def. mite movement to secure a recount Will be started within the next for, days. As yet, however, the discus sion has not crystalized into any, thing definite.
 The majority of business men and clelzens Tn general who discussed t1a census figures yesterday expressaa the belief that the figures are too low and that there are more peop1e Ill Little Rock than the city is giynr credit for i'll the census report.
 The recount, it was urged unon several sides, might not change the figures Ill the census report which will be distributed throughout tha country, but would at least prove q matter ot satisfaction to Little Roc,, alone if the second enumeration showed a greater population than ths government census.
 Charles J. Probst, who was in charge ot the enumeration work in Little Rock, stated yesterday that he does not believe 100 people in the cltv were missed by the census enumer- ators when the census was taken He staled that the enumerators had some. trouble in trying to get the inforna ton concerning men who roomed in downtown buildings where the 1ani- tors could not be found or knew nothing of the roomers and where the latter could not be located. He said, however, that in his estima- tlon, not more than 100 were missed. Attention was called to the care with which the enumeration was taken and repeated trips made by enumer- ators to the same place to get all in formation.
 P. L. McNutt, 2624 West Sixteenth street. called at the Gazette yester- day and stated that the enumerators had failed to take in the w. B. Me- Mutt family at that address. He stat ed that there were eight members of the family and that there was some member of the family at the house constantly during the time the enu- meration was being taken.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-23
ACQUISITIONS BY
 TWO GOVERNORS

Little Rock, Sept. 21.-David Senn is evidently sinner right, but he is now coming back to Arkansas to suffer for his past sins. Senn is al- legged to have resided in Bradley county and there dealt in liquor which is contrary to the state laws He was caught and fined, and before the fines were paid he left for Mis- souri. He was located in Poplar Bluff but had by that time absorbed so much of the Show Me- atmos- phere that he had to be sighted tC a requisition before he would return The requisition was Wednesday af- ternoon issued on Gov. Hadley by Gov. G. w. Donaghey and officers will start back with Senn as soon as it is honored
 Luther Little came to Arkansas from the county in Kentucky where feuds grow, Breathitt, and is alleged to have mistreated his children be- fore leaving, and added insult to in- jury by abandoning them. He was located at DeQueen and placed under arrest. Gov. Donagheg Wednesday afternoon honored a requisition from the governor of Kentucky for him
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-23

Never can tell when you'll mash a finger or suffer cut, bruise, burn or scald. Be prepared. Dr. Thomas Eclectic Oil instantly relieves the pain-quickly cures the wound. eEgzM
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-23

a tumor caused by rupture. l wrote to you for advice and you told me not to get discouraged but to take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. 1 did take it and soon the lump in my side broke and passed away Mrs. R. R. HUEI, 713 Mineral Ave-, Galena, kans.
 Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Con- pound; made from roots and herbs, has proved to be the most successful remedy for curing the worst forms of female ills, including displacements, Inflammation, tibroid tumors, irregu- larities, periodic pains, backache, bear lng-down feeling, flatulency, indiges- tlon, and nervous prostration. It costs but 8 trife to try it, and the result has been worth millions to many suffering women.
 If you want special advice write fori it toMrs. s.Pinkham,Ly Lynn, Mass. It is free and always helpful.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-23
EXCITEMENT
 1 IN PANHANDLE
Ims Staked and Rigs Rushed New Town Across State |Line from New Mexico
 oil Fields,

go, Sept. 22.-Oil excitement "pan handle of Texas has eported to Walter Farwell of bitol Freehold Land Company enrio, a new town which has up on the border of New Telegrams confirmed by let bte that oil claims are being hastily and oil rigs hurried ground.
 Farwell's company has closed with B. F. Cornell of Here Rs, for nine sections of land l Glenrio, on one of which is the we'll which started the ent A hundred barrel well luck recently across the line Mexico, near Artesia, the rike in the Peace Valley and Heated by reports that a new q will make that valley fa- Oil has been struck at Trick ar Coleman, Texas, and the excitement is further west. north in Lamb county Geo. lefield is drilling deep wells Other contracts have been oil rigs in that vicinity.
 Pxcitement near Glenrio is the sequel to oil discovering lsOS when Deaf Smith was largely used for cattle At that time some cowboys ell to the depth of 250 feet Y for cattle and were much 20 when the flow became pol lth a greasy liquid which was then to be petroleum, but was given little attention un- nlly. c. R. Smith even then nave the we'll tested. Now we'll is to be cleaned out and greater depth and other flven in the vicinity.
 nliux of men and oil rigs has % great that Hoyt King, land sloner for the Capitol Free and Company has gone to 'o take charge of the sale of land for that company at Fnsite. Glenrio, on the Rock fMiroad, is as far west as Texas freight rates apply. 1ne company has built a x office building. and work way. on modern cement
 street grading and tree
 me Rock Island road Is aeep we'll, which is expect artesian. and already had
 1tation and shipping
 hs oil excitement broke M Arwell company's hold
 ae the land ceded by the
 Aas many years ago to the
 pr the building of the spltol.
 wells chose the fertile val aese are now rapidly fill lettlers.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-23
n EXCITED ABOUT CASE
..,. Refuses to Allow ',;'', and is Relieved by ..s, '.sn; inc Woman's
 Tonic

< DI suffered for 35 years ... and female troubles, and ps, done me so much good as ';4ss Mrs. Martin B. Justice, s,''s N .Before l took Cardui, the
 I became so bad that my |1s physician, wanted o to have have X or. but l refused and gave IsIl' 1 had been so weak !! ..'y .n stand on my feet, but had su; si only a few days when ] sr, u,ch stronger. l had pro- s.eane very much excited, but !. reIieyed as soon as began to Thank you again and again. ' !. a pure vegetable extract, of ..efa 10 women, at the times {. @ ss,d a tonic. For over half a ;Iss been if, use by those who sn of it's beneficial effects. and |;s use in thousands of homes, ,slieyes and prevents pain and ck strength and ambition. Safe' scientific, successful.
 tdui, the woman's tonic.
 ss. caodM Home Treatment for Wo- e es os Cardui ($D. Thedford's Black,
 " or Velvo @Oc). for the liver. and .;ct;c Gc), These remedies may be sp p4S themselves, if desired. or three to- cmcmniete m treatment for women's ills. HeA sd;es Advisory Dept, Chattanooga X 'chsttanooga. Tenn, for Special ln. ,d ..,d G-pare book, "Home Treatment \ n :" Mseut jn plain wrapper. on request
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-23

not sleep. 1t kept growing larger and by fall it was as large as a hens egg. ] could not go to bed without a hot water bottle applied to that side. 1 had one of the best doc tors in Kansas and he told my husband thatI would have to
 be operated on as it Woc copopthinr 1iEo
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-23
., SAVED HIS LEG.

sesnt I'd lose my leg,'
 & N Swensen. of Watertown, years of eczema. that IS not cure. had at last
 Then Bucklen's Arnica t. sound and we'll" h. Skin Eruptions, Eczema
 Boils. Fever Sores, Os' Cuts and Piles. at 25c
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-23
DOCTOR
 ADVISED OPERATION
CuredbyLydiaE E .Pinkham's Vegetable Compound

, Galena, Kans. "A year ago last 1la March | fell, and few days after there was soreness in my right side. In short time bunch came and if bothered me so Elnrh at nirht I conld
The Dickinson press., 1910-10-01

January list. 1908, and a shortage Of
100000 head on January LIST, 1910.
compared with January Let, 1909. This
shortage means a good deal If we take
into consideration that u population
1s continually increasing every year.
It will take some time to overcome
this shortage, a has been the history,
in the making up Of deficiencies I'M
any class Of live stock. This shortage
is due to encroachment of the settlers.
upon the ranchmen;s who are obliged
to liquidate their holdings Of cattle
during the past few years, and the
tendency Of the farmers all oversthe:
grain-producing sectionstof this..coun.
try to devote more of their; land to,
grain raising because Of the tempting
price for all kinds Of grain Tam as
sured that whoever grows live stock
in the next three years will profit by,
doing so, and every farmer in North
Dakota is especially urged to raise as
much as his conditions will warrant.
If the present rate Of grain growing
continues I would not be surprised to
see the prices Of grain decline. It is
not only in the western states that
grain growing is or the increase, but
we find that the high grain prices have
allured the farmers even in the corn
belts states to pillow their pastures and
consequently decrease their supply Of
live stock. and the natural conse.
quence decrease their supply Of live
stock, and the natural consequence ID
to expect an over-production Of grain.
A slight decline In the price 81 sgrain
would enhance the profit that could
be made from the live stock raised: on
our farms, and our farmers should be
ready to meet this emergency so as to
make up the deficiency In grain prices
in the profit that they can gain from
raising live stock.
The Dickinson press., 1910-10-01

STRAYEDl bay %geldinR. branded 2 or
left hind quarter. weight about 1900
lbs. about z years old. If found write for re-
ward to Klein Bros. Person, ND. 9-17-4p
The Dickinson press., 1910-10-01
GOOD ( ID. PROFIT IN LIVE s1ock
No Better Way Of Converting Grass
Crops Into Money Than by Feed
Ing-some Figures.
(By PROF Nv. B. R1cHARDs.):

(By PROF. w. B. R1CEARDs.)
(synopsis aof Talk on Northern Pacific
Better Farming" Specially
. Nearly" every farmer In North Da-
kota is convinced that 1t is necessary
to rotate his crops and In the rota-
tion he finds 1t necessary to grow
such crops as corn or corn fodder,
clover and the other grasses. There is
a large portion of our farmers grow
ing these crops, but they r not ma!
king the best use of them. The only
way they can be converted into q.
profit is by the ear of live stock,
for there is no market for them from
any other point. 1t Is very important
to get the most out Of these crops, and.
for that reason it is necessary for
the farmer to raise the best types of
live stock and feed them properly.
Many wish to turn their attention to
live stock, but seem to be uncertain
as to the class that will pay the best
returns and how they should handle
them under our conditions to make
the most out of them. In order to OBJ
tain these facts it will be necessary
for a farmer to study the situation as
It is a very important question.
No one should hesitate about ma.
king a start to raise live stock on
their farms at the present time, be-
cause nearly all classes Of live stock
r bringing good prices. Sheep and
hogs are high and beef cattle are ris.
ing continually, and l predict that beef
cattle Will continue to increase mate.
rally in price In the next two or
three years. The a for making
the assumption that the beef cattle
are going to rise in price is because
Of the decrease IN the number which
exist In this country at the present
time compared with our supplies in
the past. There was q shortage OF
100000 fat and meat cattle In the
United States according to the stats:
tics Of the department OF agriculture
J on. January 1st, 1905. compared with
The Dickinson press., 1910-10-01

$500 reward will be paid for information
leading to the recover of one Buckskin mare,
go pounds; branded n1,54Is & on n ct 81 shoulder
North Dakota. 9-24-3t
The Dickinson press., 1910-10-01
THE CALL OF THE BLOOD

for publication, finds voice in pimples,
boils, sallow complex ion, a jaundiced
look. moth patches and blotches on the
skin,-all signs of liver trouble. But DR..
Kings New Life Pills make rich red
blood; gives clear skin, rosy cheeks, fine
complexion, health. Try them. 25c at
T. !. Greene & Cos.
The Dickinson press., 1910-10-01
Painting and ~kaIsominina

l have returned to Dickinson andtam
ready to do your painting and kalsomin-
line. Leave orders. at the Mcdonald
drug store. ROBERT NORRIS. 423tf
The Dickinson press., 1910-10-01
Stock Brands.

$1,000 REWARD-We offer $1,000 reward for the
conviction Of any. person or persons stealing
ing to R. Wilcox, VIM. Connolly, r. Murphy,
J.. Murphy, A. Elstrom, L. George of Oakdale,
n. D., W. N. Christ of Mary, Nd and T. H.
kchoe. Fayette, N. D. .
Stock branded. g.
The Dickinson press., 1910-10-01

I will pay $500 per head for any information
leadingto the recovery OF 2 horses, three years
G 81 RR!fIssHTTfTJ x N sE n .1 Sentinel ei1 Butte.
IN. OAK. 9-174t
The Dickinson press., 1910-10-01
LOST

E. E. PALMER. Edgar. N. d.: Owner Of
horses branded on right hin and cattle
same on left ribs; range on CROOKED
Creek: suitable reward for formation.
I- 64-1yps
The Dickinson press., 1910-10-01

STRAYED-From my place, IL miles south
Of Dickinson, / brown horse years old, star
on forehead. right hind loot white. no brand.
$500 reward for return. Christ Milrath. 0124-3p
The Dickinson press., 1910-10-01

REASONABLE REWARD will be ~givenitor
return Of one bay mare, about Z years old,
iefs Sip. q on q w iate s spos IA fa aaa SD on
MACK WEST, Beldeld.. 9-17-3t
The Dickinson press., 1910-10-01

STRAYED-From my farm, 3 miles south
of Dickinson, l brown horse, branded
on right rump: will give 5000 reward for ~
delivery to Fred Dickinson's barn in city
or to my place. 20 miles north. Anton Barta,
The Dickinson press., 1910-10-01

NUNS MUNSON-Owner OF cattle branded
MA4on right ribs; horses Ma on right
shoulder. Range on w bar road. Address,
Fayette. N. D 5-1-1yr.