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The Detroit times., 1910-09-03
LATEST NEWS
HONEST OPINIONS
fIGERS BEAT CHICAGO TEAM
IN CONTEST FULL OF HITS

hit because Sam Crawford can't stop
grounders with his feet Lang poked
a single Just out OF Moriartys reach.
Bush stopped the ball but could not
make a throw.
In the same inning Dee Jones
singled and stole and scored on
Cobb's hit to center field. In the sixth
a single by Lord, two outs and MT
hwy Zeider gave tire Sox a run. IN
the same inning Bush singled, stole
second, went to third on q WIG pison
and continued to the plate on Paynes
bad throw. In the seventh three
baser by Dee Jones. homer by Dele.
hanty, singles by Cobb and CRAWFORD
and an error by Payne netted three
more.
The White Sox got one In tne
eighth when Lord hunted, Zeiuer
singled and Tnnehill doubled.
Edward Walsh is scheduled to ming
this afternoon while Willett in all
probability will work for Detroit
Loudell is a possibility.
The Detroit times., 1910-09-03
HATED RIVALS DIVIDE
BASE RUNNING GLORY

second to third while the astonished
square-toed parsonage entitled Twill
ing stood In close center-held and
held the ball after Crawford's single.
This play was a work OF art. Twill
ing was so befuddled. he hesitated,
and then made a good throw to Lord.
Cobb slid away from the ball.
fifth. He had only comfortable lead
when he started. LANCE pitched a
fast ball. Payne caught II and made
perfect throw to second. Neon
nell put the ball on Jones too late.
The Detroit times., 1910-09-03

Dee Jones and Tyrus Raymond Cobb
pulled the stellar base-running stun nj
Bennett Park Friday. Both liked
with considerable abandon. Cobb tried
two feats OF daring and got away
with one. Jones made two fine hikes
and was successful each time.
Cobb tried for home In the NTH
inning when Crawford rolled an easy
grounder 10 Tannehill. Cobb had
about as much chance OF scoring as
a weiner has at a German picnic. He
was tagged at the plate several
yards. In the seventh he ran from
The Detroit times., 1910-09-03
WINDSOR ENTRIES SATURDAY.

First Race-Maiden -2-year -olds. 5b
furionss: Shot. ITO; shribo. Ito: spes
ssm io le7 eSS hSa sppe
Prince. 10; Western Boy. ll0;- Sugar
Lump, 10T: Mollie s. loI; Bad News III
,e7; Belair. ,o7, Also eligible TO start
Second Race-selhng. s-year- bids
and UP. furlongs: 'Col; Ashmeade.
~. Indian Maid. 1oi; Royal oynx:. los;
lane 'ios: King Avondaie. iii; veneta
Third Race-Purse, s-year-olds and
Gin Edge. f09 Donald Macdonald. iis;
Everett. io4: Tom Hayward. III.
Fourth Race-Tecumseh handicap. all
william iss cay rs hey
Lady irma. ios: John 6rifhn II, Ia .
Fifth Ra..eeG-sieiIinss 2-ye aT,, d,,
can't, loa: Rash. los; 'Moncrief, loo;
Goal Chute, %; Miss Jonah. loi; 'Pla-
nutess. iot; sidney r.. ~.
i5i: Soil, Toe; Dorothy Webb. 100; Lit
tie Usage. 100; sDuke OF Bridgewater,
lol; Sight. 106: Civita. 1os; Tim Kelly,
Seventh Race-selling s-year-olds
and up. ] 1-iGth miles: 'Responseful.
50; Ferrand Cecilian. 100; Rineman.
So; Roscboro. Jos; Injury. lO2; Coils
Ormsby, los; Hans, ITO
Eighth Race--Selling. Swear olds
and UP. mile: Dangerous March,
o.: Saraband. 81; 'Gwendolyn f., 101;
Admonitor. Zoe: King of Mist. zoe; THE
Monk, 90; John Graham. 81; Neoskalee-
Ia 106: olive Fly, 10s.
Apprentice allowance claimed.
The Giants were put further out OF
the National league race by the Phil
lies, who won two games.
The Detroit times., 1910-09-03
AMERICAN LEAGUE
RACE IN NUTSHELL

The Athletics took both. ends
Of q doubIe-header from Washing
ton on Friday. The second game
went only seven innings and was
stopped by darkness. Errors
gave the Mackmen victory in the
second contest.
A wild pitch gave New York
the winning run over Boston In
the eighth inning. Pitcher Wood
and Shortstop Wagner kicked so
hard they we're thrown out Of the
game.
Hall Of st. Louis pitched we'll
against Cleveland, but errors gave
the contest to the Maps 6 to 5.
The Detroit times., 1910-09-03
SHORT LENGTHS

Grand Circuit races mt ReadviIle cali
ed of again Friday because OF rain.
Outfelder Bowser. of Flint, will Join
the White Sox sept. IL. He was sold
To that club some time ago.
Catcher yscxIitseh was sold by the
PhiIlies to the Boston Nationals, which
Is going from bad 10 worse.
The Cincinnati club puIIed Oft n triple
play, Pittsburg being the victim. a
fly 10 the first baseman with men on
second and third, was the way the play
happened
The Detroit times., 1910-09-03
Six Cars and Engine DeraiIed.

ROYAL OAK. Mich, Sept 3.--Six
caUrs, engine and tender OF a Grand
Trunk freight train, north-bound
jumped the track last night in this
village and were completely wrecked
The track was torn up for distance
of 10 rods and Il will be many hours
before service can be resumed on this
line. The train, composed of 20 cars
hit an open switch while speeding at
20 miles an hour. No one was injured
The Detroit times., 1910-09-03
CHASENG
THE AUTO
GOLF TITLE 10
REMAIN HERE

Interest in the Michigan state golf
tournament at the Detroit Country
club links has centered about four
Country clubs golfers, ID. Standish,
Jr., Wylie Carhartt, Jr., Howard Lee.
and ]. S. Sweeney. This quartet meets
In a double dual this morning which
will decide who completes for the
state championship of the NJ. s. G. L.
for 1910.
The peculiar coincidence which
brings these golfers together In the
semi-finals was one of the most re-
marked upon features OF yesterdays
play. 1t will be remembered that each
Is a member Of the Country club
team which annexed the first trophy
to be awarded In this meeting. In
their qualifying rounds Standish, Car
hartt and Sweeney turned in cards Of
rs and Lee rolled up So. making a
total OF 3l7 points.
The Detroit times., 1910-09-03
IN 777;S7sD ! THE TINES SPORT PAGE a"sRsSr ..-
EDITED BY
HARRY NELLY

He was just a little too rapid for the
throws.
In the seventh Jones bumped n
triple on the left-feld bleachers and
took three bases when the hit looked
good only for two. He progressed To
the third station with unusual dis.
patch.
The Detroit times., 1910-09-03
lust TWO MORE

OF those popular d. & c. Line
day trips to Cleveland. Saturday,
Sept. 3, Sunday, Sept. 4, o:3o a.
m. are the last this season. Fare
SIPS. The daylight ride across
Lake Erie at this time OF the year
is delightful.
The Detroit times., 1910-09-03
WHY so LATE7

A distributor Of patent medi.
cine samples stood at the gate
of Bennett Park and~passed out
trial packages of square pills.
the covers OF which we're en-.
titled: They work any time"
Thereupon the Tigers went out
and stole many bases, which
leads 10 the opinion they en-
tered via the pill-distributing
gate. Now. II that fellow'd only
come along In June--but, what's
tho use?
The Detroit times., 1910-09-03
SOUTH MICHIGAN LEAGUI

Yesterdays Results.
Flint o. Battle Creek o.
Jackson 3. Lansing 8.
Kalamazoo 1. Saginaw S.
Adrian 0, Bay City 4.
Today's Games.
Saginaw at Kalamazoo. fsS
Battle Creek at Flint. 80
Jackson at Lansing.
Adrian at Bay City.
The Detroit times., 1910-09-03
<</F''

Job Printing Done Right. Tim..
Printing Co, 10 John R-st. Call Main
149s. or City s3sb.
The Detroit times., 1910-09-03
BASEBALL STANDINGS
AMERICAN LEAGUE.

Yesterdays Results.
Detroit Z. Chicago g.
New York 6. Boston 8.
Philadelphia So. Washington III.
Cleveland 6. st. Louis s.
Today's Games.
Chicago at Detroit.
st. Louis at Cleveland.
Philadelphia at Washington.
Boston at New York.
The Detroit times., 1910-09-03

Chicago ..........0 o o 1 o 1 o. 3
Two base hits--Delehanty. Tannehill.
Three base hits-p. Jones, Payne.
Home run--Delehanty Stolen bases
n Jones, Crawford. Bush q Zicder.
First base on halls--By Mullin /, by
LANCE L. Hit by pitcher--By Lange
Crawford. First base on errors---De-
troit .. Left on hases--Detroit g. Chit
cago s. struck out-By Mullln 2 by
Lord Timo--lJ2. Umpires-oLough :
lin and Egau. Z
The Detroit times., 1910-09-03

Yesterday's Results.
Cincinnati 8, Pittsburg ..
Philadelphia as, New York -.
Brooklyn SIS, Boston %.
Today's Games.
Brooklyn at Boston.
New York at Philadelphia.
Pittsburg at Cincinnati
ST. Louis at Chicago
The Detroit times., 1910-09-03

The Giants were put further out Of
the National league race by the Phil
lies, who won two games.
The Detroit times., 1910-09-03

3-l6th miles: John Keardon. lOs
(Burns), 4 to 5. l to and out. won by
neck: First Peep. lOI lRieel 70 2
81 DUNN, to /. 2 to l. and to 10.
third. Time. 90 rs. Norman John
Carroll and -loyne also ran.
The Detroit times., 1910-09-03

6 furlongs: Sally Preston. ia
Davis), 6 to 1, 10 and 10 8, w
by a length; Sight. lo7 tFain). 9 to
s to and s TO 5. second; Domithilt
los (Reid). 7 to 2. 8 TO 5 and 10
third. Time. 1913. Hallack. Paul Dav
olive Ely. Howdy Howdy. Toniai
Shawnee. Jennie Wells. Dolly Bultm
and Stafford also ran.
The Detroit times., 1910-09-03
Including Friday. Game.

sTeam average
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ente de negocos pero cara que pease eran un gran
placer para amb0s as
Las suyas 10 eran para mi de ESQ estoy segura
Durane aquelos tres mehicieron mas proposicio
nes de matrmonio de las que puedo recordar
Desped mis- pretendentes uno tras otro sin remor-
dientos de concenca pues el mas vandoso de eos no
podia Jactarse del favor mas mnimo poda preexar
rzon aguna que lie hubese hecho esperar una favorable
acOgida.
E nico por quien senta alguna smpatia era e pobre
GlIstaVo Deane
Me dsglst6 mucho tener que envarle con las oreias
gachas despues de todas spcas pero nj yo lie haba
dado esperanzas nj mi mayor enemgo poda decir que h
biese mariposeado con e
GlstaVo Sc march0 al Cabo ha vuelto hace mas de un
ano; Olivia me da noticias de el alglnas veces
Segun ella Gusavo esta enamorado de la hiia de s CO.
ronei una linda oven quien conoci Londres me ale
grare que sea feliz
Eieonora Deane case Jaime Rollestons
Petra marido estan Ceylan.
H0nadO Scott no volvio mas q la India
on parlente ejano, tercero primo de su fadre
muy veo murio antes de que termnase e pazo que mi
primo Sc habia hado para regresar Calcutta deandoe
La possession de Baguharre hermosa nca en- ell nore
de Escoca la eual e sempre haba esperado que fese
suya.
fO no he esado ALA pero he visto fotograffas del
tes abruptas montanas destacandose ell fondo
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idad.


-AIucho mejor puesto que faltas ella tanta fac
Idad.
Guerra r Ronado
-5Y por que yiniste?
haber tendo alguna raz0n, esta tan futl que no
deseaba decsea reamente por nada del mundo Sc hu
biera dich0 6l q cualquiera Otra persona.
Me haba reunido el durante exculsones cne
g6cas mas de cien pero ltimamene hacia vlo
lena ratare la frateTna famaridad que haca nues
tras reacones agradabe tanto para para
ell oro al menos asl 10 durane aqueos tres amos
Cuando como sentmieno de tlmldez apare
clio en- mi me vera apurada para decirlo
Ronado sempre habia tratado como una hermana
menor con duces y socitas maneras en- las que NADIA
habia de caracer
Yo que mo inteleco de galante fue en- ell tre1
aouea noche hac1a amos, cuandO acompano WO
odhay
No rccuerdo simple palabra una simple mlrada que
pndc dmostrar go mas ALA del aectO que puede te-
ner una prima hermana.
Yo haba olvdado aquello pasado por complete, quzas
nar3 mi era e~a mas facl que para e enconraba my
nlacentaro 81 Ronado intervinese odas mis- cosas,
on odaq M 1oultades aliviandome gran manera del
naso de IA ad distraction de mis- ncas pueS cuando no
viva en- e raisno srito nj squiera la msma cOmarca
la ncsoSifn Ronaldo Balguharrie radca Escoca-
yena Woodf;v con muca frecuencia, cuando no esa-
ba ncs r1enudo; extensas caras, principal
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ArtiC1lOS para 0sCHtOrjC
ljN GRAZ SURTIDD

Eseribaniss elegantes, proplas par
regalos, de varios tamaflos y precios
Papeles de todas classes, Sobres, Le
pices, Tintas, PIumas, Prensas para c'
piar, Copiadores de cartas, Libretas
.das tamanos, Factureros 1ltimo 10,
delo e infnidad de objetos a preeio
econ6micos
De venta en- eI BOLETTN l1ERCAN
ELL.
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Hotel Paxstsi
GALE MENDEZ vTGO Ndm. lA1p
Mayagiiex.

SitGado este establecimiento en- ess
centro de la calle Mendez Vigo, coD
un jardfn al Srente. es ell que reune
mayores ventajas comodidades parZ
los sefores viajeros, e que cuentas
con mejores habitaciones frescas, yen
tiladas. maenfficos banos v duchas.
Comidas todas horas -
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BOLETIN MERCAlJTIL.

Es de mucha qtilidad, no solo para
ios Abogados Cortes Judeiales, Ayun
tamientos, Corporaciones y emp'eados
de todos los ramos, sino tambien para
los Concentrates, industriales = perso-
mas de regocioa, el cOnoeimiento de las
Leyes de Puerto Rico aprobadas por las
Camaras y el Consejo Executive en- el
ano de 1907.
Sc vende a $3.50 en- la Liberia del
Sc acaba de recibir en La Liberia
de- BOLATIN.
Precio 2.10 con franquea.
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UNnE 0hS ieCbdS en- ID LbIGd0 DEL b0tI1 hgC0l'
Ama, Museo, Los Cantares" poesfas por Manuel Aaado
soedaes GaeTias poenas po auo Ca
da
0bras poeiCas de Julio Flores:
Gotas de jenjO, Poeslas.
Lrica, Poemas q S11O cada ranQueo.
Vedmi6n, Poema Marquina uanQuea
E Trumfo de la Vido, Daogos Noyelecos Manned trec
tOm0 65 CentavOS tIanQueO.
Foeslas @cogda Carros EnIquez tomo 65 anqeo
La Eid0 Hunaldt, p0eas M r. BanCo
Riaas Bh@a Gonzalo Molina hauuu
OBRAS D. RAMON DEL VALE INCLAN:
de barbara centavo con fau
FL Marques de BadOmin Cooquios RomaIcos cIty.
fanqueo
Agua de Bias6n, Comedia barbara anqueo
Primauera, tno
centavos tianqueo.
Flor SGnhdad Historic Menaa anoueo
de Leyendas, Poeas, fanqueo
Polas Ptnaas Gonzao de Castro
HumO Cenic0 POeas Nicolas Augusta Gonzalez
fIanqueo.
ElP0rmaSo argentine Poeas por con Ia
tOmo 80
prosa vsO por sonoz con anquo
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SeetiorD rellglo$a

San Julian y 5000 companeros mar
fires y santa Juliana virgen Y martir.
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-Apenas SHE hecho dos promeSas mi vida
-Mucho mejor puesto que faas a ella tana faci~
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-07-15

KANSAS CITY, MO.-When Willie
IN Boy got married he bought his
wife flowers, of course. And after the
wedding Mr.. Willie Boy naturally de.
cided to preserve the flowers to look
at for all time by pickling them in
alcohol. That was all right-it didn't
cost much. just 50 or $3-but there
was a 70O-mile trip before Mr.. and
Mrs. Willie Boy got home.
At first they decided they'd pack
the treasure in the brass jardiniere
art" sent and bring 1t home in the
bottom of one Of the trunks. Then
Emaline-that's her first name-re-
membered that among other things it
might explode and ruin her perfectly
good rose-colored dress that Doc"
went crazy over before she was mar
ried, and that there was a 2G-inch will
low plume in the same trunk. not to
speak of a pretty coat, a lavender
gown, a few more hats, a couple of
hundred doodads or some more
clothes. So the natural consequence
came, Willie Boy carried the remains.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-07-15

NEW YORK.-A mosquito which APP
~ parentIy was a cross of the famous
or notorious families of Jersey we'll
borers and Staten Island rock-drillers,
saw George Gordons nose, buzzed a
little song about "Oh, for a pasture
newt" and swept down upon the nose.
The nose and George were at that
moment behind a horse that George
vas driving.
Now, Gordon had had all he could
do to manage that skittish steed be-
fore the advent Of the insect. When
he felt the first jab of the skeeter's
surgical scissors George started to
knock the squatter off his nasal terri
tory. But he restrained his hand, for
in that instant he remembered that he
needed both hands to handle the frac-
tous horse.
And there was George in a dilemma
equal to that ancient one that con-
cerned a devil and a deep sea. If he
didn't knock that mosquito off his
nose he'd lose his life blood, but if he
took a hand from the reins to deliver
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-07-15
Eat Muskrat, Maybe; Farm in Chicago

/ emphasized its cheapness and its
good qualities, including flavor and
nutritious value. The farm may en-,
able many people to follow his advice.
The three owners will be the only
trappers on the landy They will pre-
vent poaching and will guard the rats
carefully that they may multiply as
rapidly as possible. In the fall they
will trap, and after the pelts of the
victims have been cured and sold the
meat will be taken to the market
Our first idea was just 30 trap fBs
the furs," said Gelder, but knowins
muskrats were good to eat, we decided
to investigate conditions and try to
promote muskrats as a popular article
of diet. We have strong hopes of sue
cess, for a trial will convince people
that the meat of the muskrat is good. ="
The farm will be used also by MEM
bers Of the Sag Gun club of Worth,
ILL.,, as hunting and fishing preserve.
The swamps embraced in the farm are
noted for duck hunting and fishing
and have been a popular rendezvous
for sportsmen of the neighborhood and
Of Chicago, but their pleasure has
ended with the conception of the
muskrat farm.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-07-15
CHAPTER XIII.

The twilight was glooming to dusk
when Silas Crafts came out of the
church and locked the door behind
him. If he were surprised to find Tom
waiting for him, he made no sign. Nei-
ther was there any word Of greeting
passed between them when he gather
ed his coat tails and sat down on the
higher step, self-restraint being a her
itage which had come down undimln-
shed from the Covenanter ancestors of
both.
THE way of the transgressor is hard,
grievously hard, Thomas l think you
are already finding it so, are you not?"
THAT doesn't mean what it used to,
to me, Uncle Silas; nothing means the
same any more. It's just as If some
body had hit that part of me with a
club it's all numb and dead. I'm sure
Of only one thing now: that is, that
I'm not going to be a hypocrite after
this, If can help it."
Have you been that all along,
Thomas2"
Il reckon so"-monotonously "At
first it was partly scare, and partly be-
cause l knew what mother wanted. But
ever since I've been big enough to
think I've been asking why, and. as
you would say, doubling"
You have come to the years Of dis
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-07-15
BOY TORTURED BY ECZEMA

when my boy was six years old, he
suffered terribly with eczema. He
could neither sit still nor lie quietly In
bed, for the itching was dreadful He
would irritate spots by scratching
with his nails and that only made
them worse. A doctor treated him
and we tried almost everything, but
the eczema seemed 20 spread. It
started In a small place on the lower
extremitles and spread for two years
until It very nearly covered the back
part Of his leg to the knee.
Finally / got Cuticura Soap. Cuti-
eura Ointment and Cuticura Pills and
gave them according to directions.
used them in the morning and that
evening before put my boy to bed,
l used them again and the improve
ment even In those few hours was sur
prising, the Inflammation seemed to
be 30 much lGBL uBsd two boxes Of
CUdcura Ointment, the same OF the
Pills and the Soap and my boy was
cured. My son is now in his sew
enteenth year and he has never had
a return Of the eczema.
Il took care Of a friends child that
had eczema on its face and limbs and
used the Cuticura Soap and Ointment.
They acted on the child just as they
did on my son and it has never re-
turned. would recommend the Cuti-
cura Remedies to anyone. Mrs. A. J.
Cochran, 1923 Columbia Ave-, Phila-
delphia, Pa, Oct. 20, 1909"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-07-15
THICAGO.-'Loin of Chicago Grown
~ Muskrat with Bullrush Sauce"

~ NuSkThl WIN bullFuSu OduC6.
Bills of fare in Chicago restaurants
will carry the foregoing item as a
Special, fresh today" entree If the
plans of three pioneer "muskrat farm.
ers" culminate in success.
The first muskrat farm has been
started Its products are to be food
and fur. Its market will be Chicago.
as a beginning at least, but success
may broaden it's scope. Mark Gelder,
loan merchant, 1882 South State
street; Jack Eek, painter, 348 Twenty
sixth street, and John Horan Willow
Springs are the proprietors of the
farm Its location is in the Sag" in
the towns of Worth and Palos, 20
miles southwest of Chicago. 1t com
prises 1870 acres, is more than a mile
long and consists Of the fairest stretch
Of swamps. and shallow little lakes to
be found in this section of the coun-
try. 1t already has a large muskrat
population.
The birth of the farm came when
Gelder signed a lease for the land
with Mrs. Catherine Rawlings, its
owner, for a term of Is years, start
ing on April 16, at rental of 5000
year in advance.
The farm may figure as a worthy
champion in the fight against the high
cost of living. Secretary of Agricul-
ture Wilson recently recommended
the meat of muskrats as a food. He
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-07-15
How a Brides Roses Led Her to Tears

The Pullman was hot and Willie
Boy thought Of the explosion. No use
leaving the jar out on the vestibule.
II might break there. He wanted to
stay In the Pullman, but he couldn t.
He had TO stay outside and hold the
picked roses. Night came and Willie
Boy was sleepy. He went to bed but
he didn't sleep; he was too busy hang
ing the roses out Of the window to
keep the alcohol cool.
Kansas City came, and then home;
Emaline walked into the house and
Willie Boy followed with the picked
once-were roses.
"Whatll we do with 'em?" he asked.
why put them in the attic, of
course" Emaline answered.
Willie Boy hadn't been married
very long and he wasn't independent
Still there surged into his face the
blood of battle and his voice splut-
tered as he spoke.
"A-at-tic?" he asked. "Will we?
We won't. carried those things zoo
miles, and If they're worth carrying
that far they're worth looking at, even
if l don't think they amount to much.
Attic nothing. Mantel, that's where
they're going, understand-mantel.
Hear me?"
And that's the reason EmaIine cried
the first day she had got to her new
home.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1910-07-15
SorrowfuI Face Due to Other Troubles

Perhaps your worm gear is
clogged"
mo; all clear"
Got any gasoline in your tank?"
Plenty"
How about your circulation? Cylin.
der isn't bound, is it?"
mo, sir"
Tires seem all right?"
Never better"
wei. maybe your vibrator isn't ad'
justed."
That's all right"
Have you looked at your carbure.
tor?"
yes"
How about the cam shaft?"
Grand"
"Have you tighteued your connect
ing rods. examined your clutches and
gqne over the dlfferentlals%
yes. yes"
The raeP 20 che touring Ger pa"se9
= mopas=. :aa tngn, looking at une
stranger by the roadside, said at last:
whats the matter with that machine
of yours?"
There isn't anything the matter
with this machine; but since noon my
wife has been In that house over there
kissing her sisters first baby good-by
When she gets through, If you are not
more than a thousand miles away and
will leave our address, l will tele.
graph or cable the glad news"