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The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30
New Process of Stamina Glass,

The art of coloring glass has been
lost and rebound, jealousy guarded
and maliciously stolen so many times
in the history Of civilization that II
seems almost impossible to say any.
thing new on glass staining. Yet a
process has been discovered for ma
king the stained glass used in windows
which is a departure from anything
known at the present time. What the
Venetians and the Phoenicians knew
of it we cannot tell.
The glass first receives its design In
mineral colors and the whole is then
fired In heat so intense that the col.
ortng matter and the glass are indis.
solubly fused. The most attractive
feature of this method is that the sur.
face acquires a peculiar pebbled char.
acter in the heat, SO that when the
glass is In place the lights are delight
fully soft and mellow.
In making a large window in many
shades each panel is separately mould.
ed and bent and the sections are as.
sembled In a metal frame.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30
ExaQQeratInn

On her arrival in New York Nine.
sara Bernhard, replying to a compli-
ment on her youthful appearance.
said: THE secret of my youth? It
is the good God-and then, you know,
l work all the time. But | am a
great-grandmother," she continued,
thoughtfully, so how can these many
compliments be true? l am afraid my
friends are exaggerating."
Nine. Bernhardt's laugh, spontane-
GUS as a girls, prompted a chorus of
mo. mol"
Yes" said the actress, "uncon-
scious exaggeration, like the French
nurse on the boulevard. Our boule-
wards are much more crowded than
your streets, you know, and, although
we have numerous accidents, things
aren't quite as bad as the nurse sug-
gested.
Her little charge, a boy of six
begged her to stop while in crowd
surrounding an automobile accident.
Please wait, the little boy said. Want
to see the man who was run over.
No; hurry his nurse answered
There will be plenty more to see
further on"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30
Lo, the Rich Indian.

The per capita wealth of the Indian
Is approximately $3.50, that for other
Americans is only little more than
$1,000. The lands owned by the In
dians are rich in oil, timber and other
natural resources of all kinds Some
of the best timber land In the United
States is owned by Indians.
The value of their agricultural lands
runs up in the millions. The ranges
which they possess support about $780,
600 sheep and cattle, owned by lessees
bringing In a revenue of more than
$2720O0 to the various tribes besides
providing feed for more than 1,500 900
head of horses, cattle. sheep and goats
belonging to the Indians themselves
Practically the only asphalt deposits
In the United States are on Indian
lands.-Red Man
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

Charles II. Rosenberg of Bavaria
had Jumps on his shoulders, elbows,
and hips when he arrived here from
Hamburg on the Kaiserin Auguste Vic
toria- In fact, there was a series of
smaller Jumps along his spine, much
like mountain range, as it is present
ed on bas-relief map
The Jumps were about the size of
good Oregon apples, and as Rosen-
berg passed before the immigration
doctor for observation, the doctor said
softly to himself, See that lump"
Then he asked Mr.. Rosenberg to step
aside.
You seem like a healthy man."
said the doctor, "but cannot pass you
until | know the origin Of those Jumps
on your body" "Ah, it is not a sick
ness" laughed the man from Bavaria.
Those swellings is money"
Taking off his coat he broke open a
sample lump and showed that it con
tanned $500 In American bank notes.
He informed the doctor that he had
$1,000 In all, with which he was GO
ing to purchase an apple orchard in
Oregon.
He was admitted to the country
New York Tribune.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

Ramadan is the month exalted by
Moslems above all others. In that
month the Koran-according to Mos
lem tradition-was brought down by
Gabriel from heaven and delivered to
men in small sections. In that month,
Mohammed was accustomed to retire
from Mecca to the cave of Hira, for
prayer and meditation. In that month
Abraham, Moses and other prophets
received their divine revelations. In
that month the doors of heaven are
always open, the passages to hell are
shut, and the devils are chained" So
run the traditions.-The Christian
Herald
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30
Home Thought.

1T must have been frightful," said
Mrs. Bossim to her husband, who was
in the earthquake. Tell me what
was your first thought when you
awakened in your room at the hotel
and heard the alarm"
MY first thought was Of you" an.
swered Mr.. Bossim.
How noblel"
Yes. First thing l knew, vase of
the maLtel caught me on the ear
then a chair whirled in my direction,
and when l jumped to the middle OF
the room four or five books and a
framed picture struck me all at once"
Even after saying that, he affected
to wonder what made her so angry for
the remainder of the vening.-Mack's
National Monthly.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

law of affinity, all things needed TO manufac-
ture the elixir of life"
Further on he says: "The beginning and end
OF the matter Is to supply the lacking princi-
pie, and in molecular form, exactly as nature
furnishes it in vegetables fruits and grain
To supply defciencies-this is the only law of
cure"
The natural conclusion is that if Phosphate
OF Potash is the needed mineral element in
brain and you use food which does not contain
1t, you have brain flag because us daily loss is
not supplied
On the contrary, If you eat food known to
be rich in this element, you place before the
life forces that which nature demands for
brain-building.
In the trial sheer was uttered because Mr.
Post announced that he had made years of re-
search in this country and some clinics of
Europe. regarding the effect of the mind on
digestion of food.
But we must be patient with those who
sheer at facts they know nothing about
Mind does not work well on a brain that is
broken down by lack of nourishment
A peaceful and evenly poised mind is neces-
sary to good digestion.
Worry, anxiety. fear, hate, &c, &C. directly
interfere with or stop the flow of Ptyalin the
digestive juice of the mouth, and also inter
fere with the flow of the digestive juices of
stomach and pancreas
Therefore, the mental state of the individual
has much to do (more than suspected) with
digestion.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30
look Precautions.

Mr.. Newrich had his own ideas
about what a person should be to keep
well, and what he should eat and
drink. His intentions, therefore, being
good, what does it matter that his lam
guage sometimes slipped up? Says the
Philadelphia Record:
with all your wealth, are you not
afraid of the proletariat?" asked the
deliver in sociological problems.
mo, l anti" snapped Mr.. Newrich.
I'VE boil all our drinkin' water"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

Miss Matte belonged to the old
south, and she was entertaining q
guest Of distinction.
On the morning following his arrival
she told Title, the little colored maid
to take pitcher OF fresh water to
Mr.. Firman's room, and to say that
Miss Matte sent him her compliments,
and that If he wanted bath, the
bathroom was at his service.
When Title returned she said:
Il toP him, Miss Matte, en- he
laughed fit to bus hisself."
why did he laugh, Tillie?"
Il dunno"
What did you tell him?"
Jus what you tot me to-
"Tillie, tell me exactly what you
said"
Il banged de doah, and l said. Mr..
Ffrman, Miss Matte sends you her hub,
and she says, Now you can get up
and wash o'self!"-Lippincott's Mag
azine.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

The League of Politeness has been
formed in Berlin 1t aims at inculcat-
ing better manners among the people
of Berlin. 1t was founded upon the
initiative Of Fraulein Cecelie Meyer,
who was inspired by an existing or
ganization in Rome. In Difference to
the parent organization the Berlin
league has chosen the italian motto,
PRO gentilezza." This will be en-
blazoned upon an attractive little
medal worn where Germans are ac-
customed to wear the insignia of or
ders. The idea is that a GLANCE at
the "talisman" will annihilate any in
clination to indulge in bad temper or
discourteous language. ANY polite
person" is eligible for membership.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30
Provision for Reduction.

National characteristics are suggest
ed by this story which, according to
Judge, was once told by Sir Henry
Campbell-Bannerman: A certain gen.
tleman, it seems, complained to three
friends-an Englishman, a Scotchman
and an Irishman-that his servant
broke a great deal of china.
The matter-of-fact Englishman gave
the short bit of practical advice, Dis
miss him"
Take it out of his wages" spoke
the thrifty Scot.
Objection to that course was made
on the ground that the wages were
less than the amount of the damages.
The Irishman at once came to the res.
cue with:
Then raise his wages"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30
Where He Was Queer.

The negro, on occasions, displays a
fine discrimination In the choice of
words.
Who's the best Whitewater In
town." inquired the new resident
ALE Hall am a bond a'tist with a
whitewash brush, sah." answered the
colored patriarch eloquently.
We'll, tell him to come and white
wash my chicken house tomorrow.
Uncle Jacob shook his head dubi-
ously.
"Ah don believe, sab. ahd engage
Ale Hall to whitewash a chicken
house, sab"
Why didn't you say he was good
whitewasher?"
Yes, sab, powerful good white
washer, sab; but mighty queer about
chicken house, sab, mighty queer!"
-Mack's National Monthly.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30
What About Brain Food?
This Question Came Up n the Recent
Trial for Libel.

a Weekly printed some criticisms Of the
claims made for our foods. 1t evidently did
not fancy our reply printed in various news
papers, and brought suit for libel. At the trial
some interesting facts came out.
Some OF the chemical and medical experts
differed widely
The following facts, however, were quite
clearly established:
Analysis of brain by an unquestionable au-
thc~lty. Geoghegan, shows of Mineral Salts.
Phosphoric Acid and Potash combined (Phos-
plate of Potash), POI per cent of the total
h33 of all Mineral Salts.
This is over onehalf
Beauns, smother authority, shows "Phos-
phoric Acid combined" and Potash 1914 per
cent from a total of 101.07.
Considerable more than one-half of Phos-
plate of Potash.
Analysis of Nuts shows Potassium
ana Phosphorus. (Which join and make Phos-
phate OF Potash, is considerable more than
one-half OF all the mineral salts in the food
DR.. Geo. W. Carey an authority on the con-
stltuent elements of the body, says: THE
gray matter of the brain is controlled entirely
by the inorganic cell-salt, Potassium Phosphate
phosphate OF Potashl. This salt unites with
albumen and by the addition of oxygen creates
nerve fluid or the gray matter OF the brain
OF course, there is trace OF other salts and
other organic matter in nerve fluid, but Potas-
stun Phosphate is the chief factor. and has
the power within itself to attract, by its own
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30
Hard on the Mare

twice, as the bus slowly wendell its
way up the steep Cumberland Gap. the
door at the rear opened and slammed
At first those Inside paid little heed !;
but the third time demanded to know
why they should be disturbed in this
fashion.
Whist" cautioned the driver
doant spake SO loud she'll overhear
u.s."
"Who?"
The mare. Spake low! Shure, Dim
desavin tn crayture. Every tonne
she ears tn door close, she thinks
won O yez is gettin' down ter walk
up Tn hill, an that sort O. raises her
sperrits. '-Success Magazine.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30
Bantam Hen Quail Brood.

Lee Bolts, son of DR.. A. T. Bolts Of
Glasgow, has five almost full grown
quail that were Matched and raised by
bantam hen. They initiate chickens
in all of their habits except to go on
a pole to roost.
The mothers repeated attempts to
induce her flock to observe the GUS
toms of fowldom have failed, and she
goes with the quail to corner of the
hen house, where she hovers them all
pight.-St. Louis Globe-Democrat
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

The mother of family of three
small children was discussing their
comparative precocity with friend.
John was very slow at everything"
she said, referring to her Oldest Tom
was a little better, and Edith. the
baby, is the smartest of all she picks
up everything quick as can be-
Master John, who had been listen
ing, now contributed his share of the
conversation.
Humphi" he exclaimed Il know
why her learns so quick It's cause
her has us and we didn't have u.s."
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

The harmless customer leaned
across the cigar counter and smiled
engagingiy at the new cashier. AS he
handed across the amount his dinner
check called for he ventured bit of
aimless converse, for he was of that
sort
Funny" said he, how easy 1t is to
spend money"
We'll" snapped the cashier as she
FED his fare to the register, IF money
was intended for you to hold on to the
mint would be turning out coins with
handles on EN-"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

The late former Governor Allen D.
Gambler of Georgia was famous in
the south for his quaint humor.
Governor Gambler" said a Gaines
vile man, once abandoned cigars for
a pipe at the beginning of the year
He stuck to his resolve till the years
end. Then he was heard to say:
By actual calculation, / have
saved by smoking a pipe instead of
cigars this year $2Os. But where is
it?"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30
OF the Newest School.

She-"Here comes Diana Wey-
bridge. Doesn't she entirely satisfy
your artistic sense?"
He-"Dear lady. she savors too
much OF a statement. We ante-post-
prandial impressionists see beauty
only in semi-suggested interpreta-
tons. Punch.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30
UTAH STATE WOOL GROWERS
CONVEN ZION.

Salt Lake City, December 3o-31, 1910.
Low excursion rates via The Salt
Lake Route. Tickets on sale from all
stations in Utah on Salt Lake Route.
From Tintic district and Nephi and
East, December Both and 31st; from
points Modena to Tintic, December
29th and Both. Good returning until
January 3, 1911.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30
A Medical CompronoIse.

You had two doctors in consulta-
ton last night. didn't your"
Yes"
What did they say?"
We'll, one recommended one thing
and the other recommended some
thing else"
"A deadlock, eh?"
NO, they finally told me to mix
emil"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30
The Country ChurchYard.r

Those who recall Gray's "Elegy In
a Country Churchyard" will remember
that the pea "eful spot where the
rude forefathers of the hamlet sleep"
Is identified with st. Giles, Stoke
Poges, Buckinghamshire In the pro.
sale pages of a recent issue Of the
Gazette there appears an order in
council providing that ordinary inter.
ments are henceforth forbidden in the
churchyard
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30
Economy in Art.

"Of course" said Mr.. Sirius Barker,
Il want my daughter to have some
sort of an artistic education. l think
I'll have her study singing"
"Why not art or literature?"
'Art spoils canvas and paint and
literature wastes reams of paper.
Singing merely produces a temporary
disturbance of the atmosphere.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

Gosh But the colored race is a.
comm to the front fastl" whispered
innocent Uncle Hiram, at the vaude-
Vile show, as the black-face comedian
was bolsterously applauded.
Yes, indeed" smiled the city man;
anyone can see that that fellow is a
self-made negro"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30
MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

If you'll make up your mind to be
Contented with your lot
And with the optimists agree
That troubles soon forgot.
You'll be surprised to ind. I guess.
Despite misfortune's darts,
What constant springs of happiness
Lie hid in human hearts:
What sunny CLEANS and golden dreams
The passing years unfold.
How soft and warm the lovelight beam.
When you are growing old
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

News from different portions of the
Aleutian region indicates that there
have been great volcanic activity and
earthquake shocks in that Quarter
The disturbances continued for four
days. This information affords fresh
evidence that the scientists are cor
rect in regarding the neighborhood Of
Alaska as a center of remarkable
seismic activity.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

tree trimmer who had to look up
all the time in his work has gone in
sane. That ought to be a warning to
those enthusiastic persons who spend
most of their time on the aviation
field
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

English lords who object to the use
of American dollars in the British
campaign will have the full sympathy
of French counts and German barons.
who think American dollars should be
devoted to the securing of personal
pleasure only.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30
One on the Senator.

The wit of Bishop Seth Ward
amuses Nashville frequently.
Bishop Ward, in company with two.
senators, came forth from a Nashville
reception the other day and entered
a waiting motor car.
"Ah, bishop" said one of his COM
panions, you are not like your Mas
ter. He was content to ride an ass"
Yes. and so should l be-" Bishop
Ward answered, but there's no such
animal to be got nowadays. They
make them all senators. Detroit
Free Press.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

A man says that he is going to
start paper in New York that will be
free from the faults of the other Jour
nails there. II ought not to be hard to
start one. but keeping it going is apt
to be uphill work
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

People ought to clean house oft
ener. Now here's a New York man
had an old trunk kicking about the
house for five years before he opened
1t and found that somebody had care
lessly left dead person in it.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30
Blissful Ignorance.

Were you nervous when you pro-
posed to your wife," asked the senu-
mental person.
NO" replied Mr.. Meekton; but II
| could have foreseen the next ten
years l would have been"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

With string of aviators touring the
country like a circus, possibly 1t won't
be long before we see the sky fenced
of with canvas ard young hopefuls
climbing In under the clouds to see
the show.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

"You shouldn't have called that man
a pig" said the conciliatory man.
That's right" replied the vindictiye
person. There is no sense in imply
ing that he's worth 40 cents pound
to anybody"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

A Chicago woman refuses to pay for
photographs which she recently had
taken. because she thinks they make
her look too old The photographer
should hasten to get a new retoucher.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

Doctor Wiley advises against cold.
storage turkey. That is very well,
but be should first break that hand
some bird of indulging in the cold
storage habit
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

Grouchly-By denying myself three
ten-cent cigars daily for the past 20
years | figure that l have saved $3.50.
Moxley-Is that so?"
Grouchly-Yes. Say, let me have
chew OF your tobacco, wiz you?
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

The suggestion is made that a good
way to conserve the forests would he
to use cement and steel to build with
instead of lumber. This might con.
serve the forests, but it would NOT
conserve either the iron ore and coal
supplies or the builders bank az.
counts.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

An English peer is to marry an
East Indian princess. This precedent
once established. may introduce dan
gerous competition in the matrimonial
title market for American heiresses.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

A big maekerel jumped aboard a
schooner in Massachusetts waters and
provided good breakfast for the
crew. The rivalry of the Ananias
Club has apparently not hurt the vi.
tality'o the familiar fish-storv te,Iars
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30
Decribed.

Knicker7-I love the good, the true,
the beautiful.
Stella-This is so sudden. but am
sure father will consent.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30
Our Voices.

| think our conversational soprano,
as sometimes overheard in the cars,
arising from group of young persons
who have takeA>the train at one of
our great industrial centers, for in.
stance, young persons of the female
sex, we will say, who have hustled in
full dressed, engaged in loud, strident
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

A scientist who recently tried 70
hypnotic dog was bitten by the
animal He should have begun by
making the dog believe 1t had no
teeth.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

A boy committed suicide because he
was compelled to give up school 1t
Is not feared that there win be many
cases of this sort
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

THE landlady says that new board
er is foreign nobleman."
Bogus, I'll bet"
"Oh, don't know. He may be the
real thing. He hasn't paid her a cent
as yet"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

Don't blame the faithful hen for
rots, spots, leaks or specks Her part
Of the work was all right The storage
companies did the rest
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

these circumstances, would not be
among the allurements the old enemy
would put in requisition were he get.
ting up a new temptation of st. An.
thony.
There are sweet voices among us,
we all know, and voices not musical.
1t may be. to those who hear them
for the first time, yet sweeter to us
than any we shall hear until we listen
to some warbling angel in the over.
ture to that eternity of blissful har
monies we hope to enjoy. But why
should | tell lies? If my friends love
me, it is because try to tell the
truth. | never heard but two voices
in my life that frightened me by their
sweetness.-Holmes
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

1t is alleged as proof of New York
mans insanity that he was no good at
bridge whist This is very Gotham
esque.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

A new card game popular In Eng
land is called "Dabbit" 1t should be
explained that many Englishmen have
chronic colds.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

Our idea Of a strong minded woman
Is one who insists that she would
rather have her clothes comfortable
than fashionable
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

morning papers is the list of dead and
Injured among Sunday autoists.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

When the doctor tells a man to diet,
the patient proceeds to refuse all the
things he dislikes.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

II you can't get what you want why
don't you quit wanting It? 1t Is merely
state of mind.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

Anyway. the unwritten law seems to
have lot written about 1t.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1910-12-30

the Ohio river habit in getting over
banks.