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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-07
Rheumatism.

More than ten out Of every Il.
cases Of rheumatism are siuSS. y.
rheumatism of the muscles Ana NAVY !,
cold or damp. or chronic rhsUu.
tism. In such cases no lnts,,,,
treatment is required. The fres -
plication of Chamberlain's LinimsS,
is all that is needed, and /, Il ~,
tain to give quick relief. Give i /,
trial and see for yourself how oul,I
ly it relieves the pain and sorena~
The med cines usually given ina,
nally for rheumatism are poisonOr,
or very strong medicines. They an
worse than useless in cases 4
chronic and muscular rheunstsm
For sale by all good Druggists
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-07
For Constipation.

Mr.. l.. H. Farnham. a DromiAeut
druggist Of Spirit Lake. Iowa, says.
Chamberlain's Stomacn and uTei
Tablets are certainly the best thilg
on the market for constipation.
Give these tablets a trial, You are
certain to find them agreeable and
pleasant in effect. Price, rs cents,
samples free. For sale by all good
druggists.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-07
State of Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucas

State of Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucas
County, SIS.
Frank ]. Cheney takes oath that
he is senior partner of the firm Of
F. j. Cheney & Co., doing business
in the City of Toledo, County and
State aforesaid, and that said firm
will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS for each and every case OF
Catarrh that cannot be cured by the
use of Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
in my presence, this 9th day of De-
cember, A. d. 1886.
(SeaD \. w. GLEASON,
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternaly, and acts directly on the
blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. Send for testimonials free
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for con
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-07

"Dolly's College Experiences, by
Mabel Cronis Jones. is a charming
and dainty story of a charming and
dainty girl or rather, group Of
girls, of whom Dolly" is the central
figure. The story of the four years
of college life and fun is told by one
who has evidently had the expert
ences of which she writes, and told
in such a way as to be equally en-
joyed by girls" of all ages. AS is
natural, there is a pretty little ro-
nance through it all, and all Dolly's
experiences are not strictly collegi-
ate. Mrs Jones has given us a
story which leaves the reader re-
freshed and frightened. (Boston,
The G. NJ. Clark Publishing Co..
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-07

UNITED PRESS LEASED w,nn.1

San Francisco, April 6.-Former
Police Captain Michael Joseph Con-
boy, convicted of the Staying of Ber. .
nard Lagan, was sentenced today to
seven years Imprisonment at San
Quentin.
Judge Dunno imposed sentence af-
ter denying a motion for a new
trial and a stay of execution of the
court judgment. Attorneys for
Conboy gave notice that they would
appeal to a higher court for a re-
hearing of the case.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-07

"Lott'es, what would you do Il
you woke up some night and found
a burglar in your room ?" "lf he
was hunting for money I'd get up
and help him hunt Life.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-07

Fa her-You are marrying M
daughter for love, you say? But aha
gets 10000 marks dowry. Suitor-
Well, hat cant be avoided can il,
Flies 2ende Blatter.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-07
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An auto is always broke. because
II leaves its last scent wherever Il
goes.
Since Teddy is given the franking
privilege. there will be another dis
cussion OF the postal deficit soon.
Michele Notisaroneefio shot his
wife and completed the assassination
of the alphabet in San Francisco this
morning by shooting himself
%%%
Fresno has started a campaign to
teach Americans to eat "raisin
bread" a discovery of housewives Of
Fresno. This is probably commend
able, but. II the bread is good, 1t will
not take any teacuing. The horse ed
itor humbly suggests that If Fresno
will teach the large majority Of house
wives how to raise" the bread, II
will add a crown of glory to the al
ready oranged-wreathed brow OF
Fresno.
You don't have to be a Missourian
to be shown the horse show tomor-
row.
The weather clerk says that it will
rain tomorrow, which leads to the
pleasing esperance that the day will
be fine. Anyway, if it isn't, the horse
show will be.
The Austrian emperor will prob
ably decline to meet Roosevelt on
account of the Vatican incident.
Teddy will probably say "and he new
er will be missed"
The corrupt practices act, is itself
is a violation of its ,i,le. The legisla- |
tor who drew it should not be trusted |.
to draw even a glass of beer, or the
BOBBY prize at a church lottery.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-07

Every time an unhappy married
woman has a headache, she blames
it on her husband.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-07
JUST BECAUSE.

All is quiet on the Congo,
And the rhino and the bOngO
Wish that Ted had left them long
go.
And rejoice that he is gone.
Now the siatungas ramble
And the zebras dance and amble,
And the jungle "kidlets" gambol
On the verdant Afric lawn.
Now the Khedive in his harem
Just to ''iosh" his wives and scare
'em,
Sounds the terrible alarm;
Ted will get you if you do"
Then their sandals swiftly patter
AS the ladies shrek and scatter,
For it is no laughing matter
Not this Yankee bug-a-boo.
Now the Pope is made uneasy
And the Methodists are wheezy,
Cause "the strenuous and breezy"
Didn't visit each one first.
But our Ted Just lets them squirm it
While both he and sonny Kermit
Just damphoolishness, they term it,
And they don't know which. is
worst.
Every peasant says a "Pater"
While Mt Aetna plugs its crater,
For it's clearly agin' Mater"
That a Mt. should outdo Ted.
While he's fete-ing and is routing
And the populace is shouting,
The mountain stops its spouting
And crawls in its lava bed.
Now King Edwards limbs are quak-
ing
And the Kaiser he's a-shaking,
And the kinglets all are aching,
And the whole politely vexed;
For he's worse than a volcano,
Is this mighty hunter, BwanO,
And neither he nor they know
What the devil he'll do next.
Even here at home they fear him,
Cause the bosses cannot steer him,
So they're trying hard to queer him;
But he's bad as Banquo' ghost.
Though he's strenuous and ripping,
Still by holding hard and gripping,
We can keep this side from tipping
When he hits the eastern coast.
John II. Cradlebaugh.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-07
DECLARES
LOYALTY To
AMERICA

ARCHBIsHOP IRELAND POINTS
our THAT THE IDEA THAT A
SLIGHT TO EITHER ROOSE-
VEIT OR UNITED STATES WAS
INTENDED Is UTTERLY ABB
SURD.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-07

When women go shopping it is
more than half loafing.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-07

Uncle Sim" by Fred Perrine
Lake, is a story of rural philoso-
pher. From the hills and woods of
his native New York state. "Uncle
Sim" drew a strength as simple and
rugged as the hills themIelves. In
volved suddenly in intrigue and ma
chination by the discovery of a tale
mine upon his farm, he is called
upon to protect the fortune of an
adopted boy and save a beautiful
girl from the designs of an unscrup-
ulous man of the world. Uncle
Sim" gives a thoroughly enjoyable
picture of village life and character.
(Boston. The G. NJ. Clark Publish
ing co..
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-07

Where Men Have Walked" by
Mrs. H. Henry Rhodes, is a story Of
great imaginative power. Hidden
treasure, piratical lairs on the Flor
ida keys, a mysterious unknown
city, far advanced in civilization and
moral excellence, all combine to Gre
ate a tale of an unusual stamp. The
action is rapid and exciting and
well-drawn climaXes are frequent.
Where Men Have Walked" has no
dull moments, but hurries the read
er on from one stirring incident to
another. Boston, The. c. NJ. Clark
Publishing Coz
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-07

You don't have to be a Missourian
to be shown the horse show tomor-
row.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-04-24

mean the millennium reai1zeo, inc para
disc of those who crave liberty In every
direction. or it may mean another or
those mistaken commonwealth where
the gentle sex has been permitted to
become rude and where the nation Is
threatened in that vital point of the
home for women. Now / am woman
who votes. who has voted on every
issue ever since the right was con-
ferred upon me. and. dissecting the
question. l do not find that l have
changed in my view or my strong de-
termination that woman does her best
work at home and that should remain
there. Voting is normal affair with
the women OF Wyoming and Is accom-
plished with the conscientiousness
which marks the performance of every
duty-going to church and all the rou-
tine of life. We are essentially a rural
community, and the problems which
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-04-24
1OeoeRAM< FROM 1EpD<
\ yJAeAvese <c*oolnor$ utAR-tewf &<* NkaR-fo7caE
" tA$4,mueA 7ceo OuAAlAce 'Rw'r)

I'VE will hold your case suspen-
sion," dib chief Prof snubly "You say
you are what you are, and we suppose
you are. You have no proof but your
face. 1t is a good face, but how do we
know you are not Hon. Chas w. Fair
banks in disguise? Therefore we invite
you to see Copenhagen. under arrest.
But we warn you Denmark Is peeved
about Distinguished Visitors. The more
distinguished the Visitor the greater the
peev. BE cautious In: your statements
about zoology. Think twice before you
speak, and then refuse to speak. Say
nothing you would not say into phono-
graph Now come on and meet the
King of Denmark
After accepting a golden alarm clock
from the Danish Order of Elks, speak
ing briefly on Halley's Comet before the
Copenhagenflaa Chotek, arbitrating q
taxicab strike, translating Danish
novel, shaking hands with policeman
Dept. University of Copenhagen. Hon.
Roosevelt put on his Tuxedo clothes and
walked miles to Royal Palace. where
simple dinner of 81 courses was lying
in wait for him.
Me & Nogi was enabled to get into
that famous dinner by hiding in a buck
ct Of champagne. Ex-King Theodore of
America sat next by King Fred Of Dem
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-04-24

broken by this. Several persons enjoying
bruises was took away in fail wagon
and all went home convinced that Inter-
national Disarmament was next on the
program. Affair great success.
Stockholm, near Sweden, May B.
All day Hon. Roosevelt. wearing q pair
of suede gloves, has been shaking hands
with Sweden. In addressing the mem
bers of the State Legislature he praised
the poetry work of Oleson and pointed
with prideful expression to the punch
qualities of Hon. j. Johnson, who is
Swede In name, IL not in color. He said
that Hon. Gus Adolphus could have
saved America as well as Hon. Geo.
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penhagen Profs wondering if they had
better go for them records themselves. or
if sending a messenger boy would be
just as good.
Christiana, City OF Norway. May 4.
Hon. Roosevelt arrive yesterday to
Royal Palace, Christiana, Handshakes
with King Haakon.
ION Long Island" say Hon. T. I'VE
hear so little about Norway. l often
wonder il 1t is still there. 1 am dee
lighted to find 1t is. Your country was dis
covered some years ago by Chas. Froh-
man. Ibsen was the result. If we did
not have his plays America would not
know how to be morbid. Thanks for the
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Hard to Explain Away.

CHAMP CLARK, discussing the latest
- political scandal, said:
Some of the testimony was bad, very
bad-in fact, unanswerable. You couldn't
get round it. 1t was like the remark Of
the new parlor maid
This girl was greenhorn. She didn't
know the pretty daughter was engaged
to be married. and when the pretty
daughters intended called after a weeks
absence from town this is what the parlor
maid said to him:
Miss Minnie you're wantin'? Well, I
don't know whether she's in or not But
If you're the young gentleman that was
here last night till half-past IL and got
caught huggin' and kissin' her in the par
lor, why, she amt In to you no more and
never will be-"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-04-24

of elephants tail, and when engaged in
comes so enraged with pain and morti-
fication that he is apt to injure any
hunter, however distinguished his politi-
cal career, So Hon. Elephant came bool-
ing on with elevated trunk. 1 shot him
a Glib bullet to left eyeball He merely
sneezed, and continued to come forward.
II reached for gatling gun. but my
Zulu help was already on top OF palm
tree, SO as to see better. My time had
came. I thought OF Sycamore Hill, Of
Senator Aldrich and other sad subjects.
Hon. Elephant was now seven yards dis
tant when-OUCH. My dearie friend,
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The JeWeIed Set.
A N actress at tea at the Plaza said .

A N actress at tea at the Plaza said OF
Miss Eleanor Robson:
She is a dear. She has married
August Belmont, Now she IL In the set
that l once heard her SO wittily ridicule
"She said that in conversation with
a leading matron OF this gilded. this
jeweled set, she once asked:
land where do you think you'll
spend the summer, Mrs. Van Gelt?'
'Er-the North Cape. l believe Mrs
Van Gelt answered. lone can get ski
ing there all through August, you
know
And where will you spend the
winter, them
"'Oh, Florida. by all means There's
such ripping January bathing at Palm
Beach,"
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& Norway in 5 days. Hon. Nap Bony-
parte never could do 1t so quick. Which
shows that Elba is still turning out some
bright graduates.
On the train all-way from Hamburg,
before arrival in Copenhagen, Hon.
Roosevelt had been studying History Of
Danish Literature. Early Conquests of
the Danes, Painless Dictionary Of the
Scandinavian Languages and Life and
Voyages OF DR.. Cook. During dull mo-
ments he had wrote an essay for the
Lookout entitled "Is the Danish Tariff
Worse Than Ours?" Also he took sew
eral lessons in Swedish Massage. so he
would be prepared for anything.
All Denmark cheered in it's native
language when the Royal Train rushed
up with Royal Engine. When Hon.
Roosevelt stepped forthly with smiles.
six soldiers tainted off their horses. Such
was their emotions. Two Suffragettes
was arrested for trying to lasso the Dis
tinguished Visitor with a wreath of
last September.
Sudden silence in Denmark.
40 Professors from University of Co
penhagen step forwards They shake
hands with Missourian expression pc
culiar to persons who has been stung
by wasps
Before entertaining you." say one
Professor with old Doc Parkhurst chin
grass. I'VE require the ceremony of an
swering a few replies"
"Dee-lighted az usual" corrode those
well-known teeth.
'who do you claim to be, II anybody
require Hon. Prof.
Theodore Roosevelt Of q. s. America"
he explode.
What is your business. If any?' This
from Prof.
Explorer. Discoverer and General
Traveller
(Slight grones by alb
You admit everything" say Hon.
Prof with voice. What do you claim
to have discovered?'
Africa" collapse him.
I'VE should like to believe it." depose
10 Profs together like chorus girls.
II have plentiful proofs" dib Hon.
Roosevelt showing anger with eye
glasses.
That's what they all say" depose
10 Profs together like chorus girls.
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would register a plea against women get
ting IN the affairs Of the nation it would
be along these lines. l dislike seeing my
sex lose any of the charm which makes
its greatest strength. To vote for ma
tional, state, municipal officers. for GER
tain measures which mean home improve
ment or civic reform in any sense. Is not
only proper, but eminently In the line OF
womans greatest usefulness. But to run
for public Office, to sit with men and dis-
cuss measures which must come up III
the making of laws or remedying condi-
TONS is a factor in the solution OF the
woman question from which even the
most pubic-spirited women must shrink.
Instead of aiding good cause it is him
dered. because each side is hampered III
the exchange of views by the presence of
the other. But SO far as being a power
full factor for good in any community,
think that still lies in the home.
Even those women who have no ties
of family, husbands sons or even homes
for male kindred can exercise benef1cent
influence on their home sections. Women
are the greatest educators Of their COM
munities. just by their exterior qualifica-
tons. Gentleness. modesty, devotion to
the womanly elevation of themselves and
their homes has worked more genuine re-
form than stump speeches or voice in
the national councils. In Wyoming we
have a large foreign population, and it is
one of our problems to see that those adj
mitted into equal rights as citizens are
prepared for the responsibility. l should
like to see foreigners made to live here
twenty-one years before they could vote,
for as rule they need just as much
training as the young. But that would
be a hard condition and one which would
make for confusion instead OF solving the
difficulty.
Education in the lower forms seems
now to be entirely in the hands of wom-
en-. and in many states they are gradually
taking over the higher grades and col
legiate and university work. l have al
ways feared that having the matter in
feminine hands, directed by feminine
minds, would make the growing boy
rather effeminate. But my friends say
that this is a part of the British ten
denotes of my ancestors and that If
wish to see that the American COY is in
small danger of getting in too feminine
environment / should watch the youths
at recess and see them play ball or any
of the usual sports. Again l find that
women have a beneficial and restraining
influence on the personality of candi-
dates. The good fellow whom men will
elect rarely gets the Endorsement of wom-
en- voters. He must be something more
than a eompanionable man or a clever
politician. and his personal habits. and
especially his relations in his home, are
scrutinized. If he has Incorporate habits,
il he does not come up to the usual re-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-04-24

CHE Discusses Equal Suf-
- frage in a State Where
Women Have All the Rights
of the Ballot-Mrs. Clark
Has Resided in Washington
for More Than Twenty Years
and Witnessed Much of Its
Evolution Into a Great World
Capital She Was, Before
Her Marriage, Miss Alice
Downs of London, Ontario,
But Her Family Came to
Illinois in Her Early Girl
hood.
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enter into the question in cities where
the population is congested and Of
mixed nationalities Is non-existent in
the west. In discussing the question
nearly every one treats the matter as
something entirely in the experimental
stage, as though no community had yet
been brave enough to give it a prac-
tical test.
Wyoming was among the first COM
monw ealths Of the world to give wom
en- all municipal rights. Then there are
Colorado. Utah. Idaho in the family of
states. and New Zealand and Australia
under the dominion of Great Britain.
Norway. Sweden. Finland and Denmark
have given women the right Of suffrage.
In England, Scotland and Ireland.
where the suffragettes are wagins
their fiercest battles. they have been
given the privilege OF municipal suf-
frage In Canada they have the same
right. Kansas, I believe. is the only
state where women nave run vote on
municipal elections, but half the states
in the Union give women a vote on
a vote on tax questions. Champions
Of equal rights for women show that
only for half a century has the subject
been a live one. and that In these fifty
vance in the educational industrial and
property rights of women than in all
the ages previous. In Wyoming the
strongest and most ardent advocates
lot women as TO their T1R0C 10 the
ballot are the men, and this is a pow
erful argument In their favor.
lone thing is that women who have the
privilege OF voting use 1t and men can
not always claim that they perform their
entire duty in this respect / notice after
every national election that certain states
compile statistics about the number of
male citizens who have shfrked their OBJ.
legation OF going to the polls. In Wyom-
ing the women vote. Many vote with
their husbands. brothers, fathers or male
kindred. but just as many have independ-
emit views and present them. But all vote.
We have few women politicians in the
) sense In which the thinking woman
shrinks from the world. The state has
given high positions to women, as. for in
stance. for years woman was state
superintendent of education. and she fill
ed her place with honor to herself and to
her sex. Miss Estelle Reel, who was such
a superb organizer of Indian schools and
was for a long time In charge of all the
governmental Indian schools, was q citi-
zen of Wyoming and an example of the
broad woman well equipped for RESPONSE
biiity.
I'VE have had no feminine legislators.
In Utah there have been women in both
houses OF the legislature and ! believe,
In the opinion Of those fitted to Judge, the
mixing of the sexes on subjects OF gen.
eral legislation has not been happy. II
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-04-24
ls Clarence Don Clark Wife of the Senator From Wyoming

of the constant temptations OF society.
Mrs. Clark studied music and art and 10
always profoundly engrossed in literature
and in political history.
For myself and my daughters she
said. II have always endeavored to have
so many interests in life that l could
never possibly experience ennui. The
tired out, Disguised with everything idea
has never appealed 10 any of my family
nor / may say any one living in the west
There is more to claim our time and at
tention usually than we have to bestow,
and this tends to happiness as we'll as
usefulness