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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18
~ Golf Leads ~.

ssGolf enthusiasm has probably caused
more arguments and unique wagers than
any other branch OF SPORT says G. j.
Nathan in Outing. For instance:
mo more amusing illustration OF this
enthusiasm can be cited than the wager
that wal made several years ago by a
former national champion with a num-
Der of his friends on the Garden City
course. While In the neat OF a. discussion
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18

ge-daya well woman."-Mrs. WmLIAM
A!7RENs, ess w. 21st ST., Chicago. III.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotics or harm
full drugs, and to-day holds the record
fer the largest number of actual cures
Of female diseases of any similar medi-
cine in the country, and thousands Of
voluntary. testimonials are on file in
the Plnkham laboratory ct Ima.
Mass, from women who have been
cured from almost every form Of
female complaints, inflammation, I'LL
!ceration, displacements, fbroid JUNIORS
Il saIiitSiies periodic pains, backacne.
Inalgestlon and nervous prostration.
Every such suffering woman owes it to
herset to give Lydia E. Pinkham's
vegetable Compound a trial.
LII you would like special advice
about your case write a confden.
tisl letter TO Mrs. Pinknam, at
Lynn, Mass. Eer advice is free,
and always helpful.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18
treasure

Your new maid looks very dis
Greet"
Indeed, she is. She even knocks
at all the drawers before opening
them."-Pele Mele.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18
"a Sporting Criticism

From h Washington Star.
What is your objection to the prize
fight 2"
TOO much prize and not enough
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18
Chinese Commercial Consistency

With due respect for others, the
Chtnaman is, perhaps, the most hon
orable and upright business man in the
world today. His business PRINCIPLES
are founded entirely upon honesty and
he adheres to his policy with the in
sistence Of a leech. The chase after
dollars stops If he has to resort to a
low trick to get them. OF course q
little thing like telling a falsehood
occasionally does not bother him so
much; but when it comes to plottine
and schesains to aefSaud some one
the task becomes distastefuI. The
equal Of the Japanese in Initiative
perior when integrity is concerned. A
Japanese does not think twice before
deciding to get the best of you. He
calculates that you are liable to change
your mind or get out of reach if he
INDUCES In a little mental debate as to
the propriety of cheating you.
Star Song.
When sunset flows into golden CLOVIS.
And the breath of the night is new
Love, find afar yon yearning star
That is my thought of you.
And when your eye doth scan the sky
Your lonely lattice through,
That is my thought of YOU.
And when you awake at the mornings
break :
To rival rose and dew,
The star that stays in the leapine rows.
That Is my thought of you.
Robert Underwood Johnson.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18

Lace is a deceptive article which at 81
makes q woman look "a
though h vas dressed up.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18
Not Built for Rathinn

From the Kansas City Journal.
II don't see how you can love q NOV
who goes around all the time in auto
goggles
H looks better That way than in
a bathing SUIT -
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18

Jors said | could NOT
|get vel unless I
had an operation.
II knew I could not
stand the strain Of
lone, 80 I wrote to
you sometime ago
about my health
and you told ma
what to do. After
ia king Lydia E.
Vegeta-
BILE Compound and
Blood Purifier T am
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18
OWES
HER
LIFE TO TO
E. Pinkharn's
Vegetable Compound

Chicago, Ill.-"I was troubled with
railing and inflammation and tho Ina
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18

M. le Comte grew suddenly silent.
searching the others face with ewes
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18

How came you to be with Goujon
you been ~consorting with these scoun~
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18

i do not think he is here. M. lie
Comte." answered Pasdeloup. Not vet
but he will come-and perhaps, who
knows, fate may give you a chance at
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-08-18

IF / have, NJ. lie Comte., answered
Pasdeloup simply, ut was that / might
better serve my master-that I might
| nav ~ deht y E
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-19
9Th boy who won't cheat
IN school won't cheat arter
he gifts out o. school. 4"

Judge Lands, who fined Standard
Oil $29 100000, fined petty offend
ar cent. This, at least is within
he reach of all, and hopes are high
hat the man will pay it without
kicking up any disturbance over it.
In the issue in which it boasts or
communicating the mother-in-law
jOke, Puck prints one containing
500 words.
One nice thing about travelling
in an airship--inquisitive natives
can't hold you up at every mile post
and ask you where you're from and
where you're going.
Said He: Since ! met you | have
only one thought.
Said She: Well. that's one more
than you had when we met.-Chi-
cago Daily News.
Here it is: The fellows who are
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-19
STREAKS OF WIT
WAS INEXPERIENCED.

WAS INEXPERIENCED.
Old Lawyer Ito Did draw old Moneybag
all relatives in the
break
Lawyer with disgust) time there will
BAD EGG
| speak" a
a cowardy the chest
kind might be-? asked fresh young
youa and runs .'-Everybody's Magazine.
OBJECTIONABLE III
throw job old Spotcashs sore?'
"Wel to
ton"
postion?'
"whyerthe last time him he sitting in his chair
and pointing straight the doorChicago
Tribune.
GOOD MONEY VALUE.
had a good husband" said Mrs. Babbleton
But she a divorce from him.
what good husband till she
generously behaved about the almony Journal
ExHAUsTING WORK.
"Dont sometimes
fwequently thoughts
when
help went to all that troube-Peasons Weekly
NEW ABBREvIATioN
miner couldn't
the All that
was 16."
spell George Primrose reckon Judge
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-19

''SnakeS IKE q cupful OF
jelly" Almost every thinks President Taft jolly
fat man. Some widely published snapshot pictures of
Taft smiling have helped to make this impression general
Here some facts about Taft which will surprise
most peoples He rarely smiles When he does, it
forced He has hot temper and is not always in control
OF It, When he gets the back of his neck becomes
very red and his snap He says ugly things, for
which he sometimes apologies when he has cooled bit
frequently he uses language almost choice that of
Joe Cannon. Members of the Roosevelt cabinet used to
say that Tafts talk radical than Roosevelts,
though his radical actions always forced by T. r.
Taft did great deal of travelling for Roosevelt, and
was known the imam the job Therefore the pop
ular idea that he is very active spirit. AS matter
OF fact of his great personal faults is his nacton He
is procrastnator of the first water He delays important
actions until the last moment That famous Winona
speech, which has brought Taft so much criticism
written on the train going from Milwaukee,, and the
gineer slowed the train down the speech might be fin
ished Roosevelt would have had such speech reviewed
by his cabinet days before time for delivery.
The Washington correspondents declare that Taft does
not read newspapers magazines that inclined to crit
lcise his administration In fact he brooks unfavor-
able criticism from the outside. newspaper whom
Taft had taken fancy to incurred the presidents dis
pleasure recently by suggesting that the scheme OF cutting
off insurgents patronage would be unpopular Taft
turned his back this friendly reporter and has not
him since.
1t is presidential custom to write congress messages
far enough in advance to permit of mailing printed copies
to newspapers for the day Of the reading in con
gress Taft has been late with all OF his messages On
occasion long had to be telegraphed entire
to the press of every city in the naon Then too, Taft
is not of his words When he does get up
in advance he follows with corrections galore These
sent out at the last moment. There were more than
800 words to correct in his conservation message
The presidents lax easy methods nearly drive to
madness the public printer. AT the last moment he will
receive list of corrections and document already printed
will have to be thrown away and corrected document
printed
The real Taft is a surprising individual in many ways,
and each day amaZement increases
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-19
PENCIL POINTS:

chairman of police commission
municipal law which will permit
city
said John. THE only against
them Evidently Francisco the
fight would be dead shame to pull off in community where
there only moral objections.
o a
a
Surely that's the Chicago
One learned economist explains the high cost of living the result
breakfast foods Gosh!
We had been serene content believing that eating just plain
toasted dough!
Hang III when gruning
aroaning the cost of high living!
object
ously They price eggs
10 hiEh as to put a halo about that title. A
Kansas City paper wants to know Can a
on there are some wives who permit he'll
Gnd n much easier 70 be q coal HEAVIER
frenchmsn flew mile Angeles
solitary real estate boomer lost sight him
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-19
SHORT SHAVENCS

NO." said the elevator man at
the Paulsen building yesterday, mo
mirrors in the elevators for mine.
| have worked in cars where they
have mirrors and I've worked in
cars where they haven't, and you
can never get the people in and
out of the mirror cars as you can
the others.
Cause why? Well, where do
they put the mirrors usually? Just
in the center of the car, and there
is where you'll find the people.
You can't get one person in 10
past those mirrors without stop
ping to look in and straighten up
bit. That makes the jam in the
center OF the car, and you can't
get people in or out as quickly as
you can in AGAR where there are
no mirrors and they don't have to
stop for last look.
Women? No, stree! It's not a
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-19
THE OPEN DOOR AT
FRISCO

tionaly egslate that ''the Chinese must go'' Three
years ago pretty nearly went automatically crazy
the presence of Japs in San FrancscO's public
schools. We have had it dinned into for years
that the orenals won't assmilae; that they bring
plaques of all kinds and mmoraes of impossible descrp
ton; that the heather competed with small business
to the atters rn and cheapened the price of honest
white labor. If there anything dangerous, low and
communicating the list of objections have been adj
vised to believe it especially of the Chinese and Japs who
have found Judgement in this country, particularly the
Pacific coast
But we've got to study this matter all over again
In November last the people of San Francisco defeated
for the district atorneyship Francis j. Heney, and
elected in his stead Fckert the friend and attorney of
the japanese, who had been red-hot champion of the
policy of admitting Japs to the public schools. Fcker
given several thousands majority by the Union Labor
people, whose nominee he SO much for the Japs.
On the Sth of last January the Union Labor mayoreec
to the board of supervisors Here is what he said about
the Chinese:
No class of our citizens appreciate clearly than
do our wholesale merchants the value in commercial
way of that great body of foreign residents located in the
Chinese quarter of city The Chinese prefer their old
quarters city, and wish to live here but author
ties have made unpleasant by the enforcement of
reasonable regulations that they have remained away and
would not return under the past regime.
'Iherefore | propose to offer every lnducement to
bring back to city those former residents who have
left because of liberal treatment in other cities Of
our state | propose to extend to them the most liberal
treatment within the law"
1t would thus appear from the action of Union Labor in
San Francisco that there oriental question 1t is nice
to have all great national questions definitely settled
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-19

was on. To enable this event, how
ever, snow was a necessity
Water scarce, but the township
still wet All doing nicely.
The popcorn strings that was
hanging in the meporium window
during the holidays will be allowed
to remain during the summer for
the flies to set on. Proprietor Yves
Wheatcake knows a thing or two
about window dressing.
For the remainder of the month
all the business stores of Goose
vale will close at p. m. instead of
4:3O p. m. on account of dark set
ting in SO early. VERITAS.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-19
A MODERN UPLIFT

When several years ago they raised pay bit
1t chiIked lot, as it bound to do;
And didn't kick very much at it
upward, too.
went soaring
When prices
When later they decided, those who rule pay,
TO cut wages down. and much against Will.
We marveled at the joke--the merry of way
upward still.
of our needs
The prices
But when they squared ibid ostensibly
BY punging up raise (they it the last)-
We find ourselves aghast at what also
but climbing twice
climbing yet,
Thn Driroc
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-19

1t would appear that the
rest Of the country has got
the California oriental
troubles all wrong. We
have been worked up to ma
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-19
TOWN HAS PRIEST FOR
ITS MAYOR

TONTITOWN, Ark. Jan. 10
Upon emerging from the security of
village to the glare of an incor-
porated city of the fourth class, Ton
titown has become ambitious to be
the metropolis of the red apple
country. So the Rev. Father Bal
DIM was elected mayor. He is the
chief booster of the town as well
as its moral stay.
Tontitown was founded by fam
lilies who took refuge from southern
swamps in northwestern Arkansas.
Father Baldini, who has been the sub
ject of numerous magazine articles,
says that he will make Tontitown
the model municipality of America.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-19

TO MAI. SUBSCRIBERS-The date when
Is on the address label of each When that date
arrives subscription has
is taken from the list
label is a receipt.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-19

Everybody loves a fat
man, they say. The fat,
round face smiles beauti-
fully and the fat belly
k,ull Ill q
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-19
PRESSOGRAPHS
( causing all this food privation are

causing all this food privation are
privateerS.
About time for view with
alarm" from Jim Hill.
81 knew Butts smoking would get
him into trouble"
"Well?"
''At his wedding, when 1t came to
the ring part, he reached into his
pocket and handed the minister a
match. Princeton Tiger.
Looks as if food, even il adul-
terated, is all pure profit to some
body.
They say the farmer is reduced
to using oleo. Some of us think
he is lucky, at that.
The new forester is a Yale man..
Somebody make a joke about put
ting a Yale lock on the stable door
after the horse is stolen.
Waiter: Which side of the table
do you wish to sit on, sir?
Guest: | prefer to sit on chair.
Judge.
Yvette Guilbert says this coun-
try frankly ought to use dollar
marks instead of stars in its flag.
The slam probably is made because
the dollar marks" in this country
don't care to waste any money on
certain stars"
Brokers who made a feverish de-
mand for Rock Island stock have
been suspended by the exchange.
This has nothing to do with food,
but couldn't the food market have
been given the same kind Of boost?
Matrimonial Agent: Really
when | see those two whom | am
going to introduce to each other |
don't know to which | shall break it
gently.-Fliegende Batter.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-19

bit the women more than the men,
There are a good many men who
are twice as anxious to know
whether they are looking all
right?"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-19

did the baby make a hit with
its bachelor uncle?'
yes. 1t was sound asleep when
he called"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-19

News have reached here that DR..
Fredk. A. Cook diScOverer of the
\. pole is not. Little credit is
gwen the same.
Bob shedding is all the go for
some time to come.
An oyster supper was served at
the auditorium rink. The oyster
was we'll enjoyed.
Side meat is higher. Joke by
Baz Goodhunch: Look on the
bright side.
Miss Tilda Fridemush and beau
took a slighride while the snow
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-05-13
HUNDREDS WASTED
Dollars Slip Away in the Form OF
Quickly Spent Pennies and
Nicl<els.

1t is foregone conclusion that
without some definite and systematic
form of saving the accumulation of
funds Is impossible TO the one who
earns a salary. Hundreds of dollars
are wasted annually by men and wo-
men who could easily save IL tied to
some reasonable plan.
The Northwestern Mutual Invest
ment CO. of Fargo offers the best
and safest way that has vet been de-
vised for systematic saving of large
or small sums If man has lump
sum to invest they have a plan that
fits his casa II he wishes TO lay aside
a small sum monthly, quarterly or
once a year they have an equitable
plan that puts him on the same plane
as the large investor. Safety Equity,
MutuaIity. three cardinal principles
found in their best form In the plan
Of the Northwestern Mutual Invest
ment Co.
Spehd cent to learn how to save
dollars. Write postal to the COM
pany at Fargo they'll send you fun
particulars Of the plan and how it
works out.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-05-13
FARMERS ORGANIZE.

rhara &c TODAY a stronger sentiment
among the farmers of tine United states
for organization and corporation than
GUAR before. II is very evident in North
Dakota and any man who follows up
the situation will discover it Is even
more pronounced in many other states
The farmers have effecned lot OF
organization, many of them short lived
The wreclxage in most cases was cause
cd nv ismanagement-and this was
due TO inexperience more than to any
other cause. The repeated failures are
educational, however, and the farmers
are learning.
The recent national meeting in ST,
Louis has intensified the organization
movement. It also has resulted in a
more intelligent and direct effort on the
part of the producers to get more near
w the value of their crops without Civ
ing IN so much to the commission men
and the middle men.
The farmers realize that while the
commission dealers and gamblers in
grain reap their harvests in gold, the
grain grower is sometimes meagerly
rewarded for his labor.
1t is imperative that the farmers
shall learn better farming methods
that they shall adopt crop rotation and
do more intensive farning-that they
shall cultivate less land and do it more
thoroughly and scientifically. It is also
equally important that the farmers
must evolve some way of checking tbs
men who stand in the way of the OPP
Grafton of natural laws.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-05-13

though the works in our public mu-
seums are fairly well known to every
one. A masterpiece does not always
come into the possession of an Amer
can private collector so well heralded
as were the Catanneo Dycks, now
owned by P. "A. B. Widener of PHIL
adelphia, the Halls portraits that pass
ed from the collection of M. Rodolfo
Kann of Paris to Mrs. Huntington, or
the Rembrandts in the collection of B.
Altman of New York and Of Henry c.
Prick Of PittsbUrg. More often than
not our own collectors obtain rare
works of art quietly and unostenta-
taously. Even in the Instances just
cited the undue publicity given the
transactions attending the purchase OF
these Van Dycks the Halls portraits
and the Rambrandts was a source of
considerable annoyance to their new
owners, glad. enough to have their ac-
QUESTIONS considered for their artistic
worth, but disturbed that sensational
ism should attempt to endow them
with fictitious news interest, exagger-
ated statements Of the prices paid for
them by silly stories of government
vigilance evaded in getting them in
and out Of countries, and the like.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-05-13


shall tell this
. = .l
You the Holland
than the mountains in
farther
walls that built the
The people must that these des
the bikes
the Dutch All the Dutch children
condition country
danger The children taught that in
One day little Dutch
the afternoon He did the erand and
dark His home led him dixie
thought Of what he had been told about the dixie
AS the boy walked home quickly in the duck he thought he
sound like tckng to- listen
the dixie should be broken He went quickly the big wall and there
badly frightened and did not know what do There house
which
the water would through quickly and break down the dixie bringing
food o
He thought quickly for few seconds then bravey
hole
badly holding
did daddy?' asked Evelyn.
his father dark
the
for help to rebuild the dixie
they praised
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-05-13
Marstanmeor Notes.

Marstonmoor, N. D., May 1O--To The
Forum: Alfred Fogering's team ran
away one day last week. No damage
done.
Harland Mahin is breaking out his
quarter this spring.
r. M. Brock and family spent Sun
day at the G. p. Worley home.
Fred Brown and wife Of Lewistown
ILL.,, are visiting II. HI. McCumber.
A. w. Adams and family spent Sum
day at the F. S. Adams home
Mrs. Fred Brown is visiting Mrs. ID
M. Monk this week.
F. S. Adams recently shipped in g
carload of work horses.
Charley Lohr and Ed King were NJ
viewing the railroad camps Sunday.
Mrs. G. p. Worley called on Mrs. r
Brock Tuesday.
Miss Dott Ennis spent Sunday will
Misses Jennie and Jessie Adams.
Guy COPYRIGHT recently sold his
homestead.
viii Lohr returned Monday to hi.
school after a short visit with his par
ents. Cor. M.