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The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-26
Cicero on Wit.

There are witty sayings which car
ry concealed suspicion of ridicule, OF
which sort Is that of the Sicilian who,
when friend of his made lamentaton
to him saying that his wife had hanged
herself upon fig tree, said. II beseech
you give me some shoots of that tree
that may plant them" OF the same
sort is what Crassus said to certain
bad orator who, when he imagined
that he had excited compassion at the
close of speech, asked our friend
here after he had sat down whether he
appeared to have raised pity in the
audience. Every great pity replied
Crassus, "for | believe that there is no
one here so hard hearted but that
your speech seemed pitiable to him.
Cicere's Oratory.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-26
A Strict Dramatic Censor.

Vienna once possessed the strictest
dramatic censor ever known in the
person of Franz Hoegelin. who held
that post in the Austrian capital at
the beginning of the last century
Hoegelin published manual for the
guidance Of censors. "a pair of lovers
should never be allowed to appear on
the stage alone. They must always
be accompanied by a third person of
mature years" Marriages out Of ones
class were also strictly forbidden by
Hoegeln on the stage, and he quotes
an instance of play which he re-
fused to pass because the author made
the hero. Count Valdemar, marry a
gardeners daughter. such misalll'
ances have unfortunately been known
to occur in real life, but that is NJ
reason why they should be allowed on
the stage" he said.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-26
Tale of a Snake.

Before he went fishln'," said the
town story teller, "he swallowed bout
a pint an half Of snake bite remedy, an
of course you know what that is.
Well, after the snake bit him the rep
tile cut all sorts Of capers, kaze the
remedy went straight to its head. Last
thing 1t tried to do wuz to swaler Its
tail, an it got itself in the form of a
hoop, an I'm n liar eff the children
didn't roll it around all dayW-Atlanta
Constitution.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-26

Little Brother-Mr. Poseyboy. won't
you go and stand before the window /;
Poseyboy-Certainly, my little man.
But why? Little Brother-Oh. ma says
she can see through you. l want to
see II ! can.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-26
A Bio Difference.

Don't be INSCRIPTIONS in a small
way. SON."
"Al right. dad"
"There's big difference between
watering milk and stocks."- Washing
ton Herald.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-26

Leather soled, extra hue all Beaver
shoes, with thick quilted all wool
lining, soft, fine and warm, sold
only at Beatty & Longs red letter
ECONOMY basement" sale commenc-
ing today up and down stairs all
over the store. It
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-26
Betting on AsauIth,s Successor.

London, Nov 26,-Speculators are
betting on the possibility Of Chancel-
lor Of the Exchequer Lloyd.George
becoming prime minister in place OF
Mr.. AsQuith.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-26
Tho Conoenial Pair.

Purchaser-Please give me the two
seats that have Il post between 'em.
Box OfIice-Sorry, sir. but The married
couple pairs are all sold Cleveland
Leader.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-26

Lower Pharmacy J2i West Center
street is open for business. Drug
articles delivered To all parts Of the
city. Prescription work carefully COM
pounded. Telephone 1lOG. 25-3t
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-26

The latest improved EDISON and
VICTOR monographs; also a full line
of the latest records now on sale at
f. ID. Bentz. 226 east Center street.
phone R-45l, 0-14-tt
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-26
A Maxim.

To be candid, speak OF the present
as though they were absent, To be
charitable, speal; of the absent as
though they were presont.-Lippin-
colts.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-26
Modernity,

"Some are so intensely modern that
they prefer Il Corot to Rembrandt"
"lf it's better hill climber | don't
blame 'em. Me for the French car
every timc."-London Punch.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-26

Laughter is recommended as a cure
for indigestion. 1t looks easy to the
person who is not athletes with indi.
gestion. on.--roledo Blade.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-26

The beginning of many family Jars
comes with the wife trying to jar a
little money loose from the husband.
| Atlanta Constitution.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-26

New York, Nov. 26.--Ribbons are
being used in lavish manner to trim
dresses by many Of the best dressed
women I'm society.
Dressmalers are placing ribbons in
loops and folds with alayish display.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-26

! Avoid popularity; 1t has many anares
aud no real beneflt.-Penn.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-26

Here are three scenes in Mexico.
Trouble has been reported from each
place shown in the three cuts.
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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-03

social circle Mt the National capital,
But the news Of the affair grated
harshly upon the scnsibilitics of the
humble and hard. working titho-paycrs
of Zion. Aside from an entertained
suspicion that much of the expense in
CURED in assisting the Honorable Reed
10 'splurgc and To retain his seat
in the Senate came out OF their scan
tily supplied pockets, there is the re-
ligious side Of the matter that strikes
with even greater force. In the opin
ION Of the saints hcreabouts the social
highhying of Smoot the Senator docs
not comport consistently with the pre-
tensions Of Smoot the Apostle. The
Doctor Jckyll and Mr. Hyde activi.
tics of Reed do not suil them at all.
They sent him 10 Washington to
''preach the gospel in the halls of Con
gress;' not to give pink teas and
things
so the saints arc becoming more and
more convinced that if Smoot is de
termncd to play Senator, he should
abandon the idea of attempting at the
same time to play al the apostolic game,
There is enough work in au apostle
ship, they contend, 10 keep an incum-
bent as busy as any one man cares TO
be: and they conclude, too, that the
work of a Senator. properly attended
to, would leave the wearcr of the toga
with no spare time on his hands. And
of late they have lost so much faith
in Smoot s pretendcdly divine powers
that they are quito satisfied that he
can't attend to both these calliugs.
They want another Apostle in his stead,
observing that he loves the Senator
shin hrtter.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-03
REVELATION AGAINST PoLYeAMY

Editor Tribunc.-Can you tell me
whether / ann right in believing that In
the carly days of Mormonism Joseph
Smith. Jr.. claimed TO have a revelation
which forbade the practice of polysamy
or having more than one wife? II So
where can find said revelation? Please
answer in early issue OF Tribune
INQUIRER
Salt Lake City, January 81, 1910
The Book of Mormon is supposed to
have been received by revelation. On
page 1872, paragraphs n to 26, is the
following: Behold, David and Solo.
mon truly had many wives and coucu.
bines. which thing was abominable be.
fore me, said the Lord; wherefore. thus
saith the Lord. ] have led this people
forth out of the land of Jerusalem, bv
the power of mine arm, that | might
raise up unto me n righteous branch
from the fruit of the loins of Joseph.
Wherefore, l the Lord God, will not
suffer that this people shall do like
unto them of old -
Doctrine and Covenants. section ~.
paragraph %, (beiug a Revelation
given through Joseph, the seer, at Kirt-
land, Ohio. February Q, 1881, ~ SAYS:
"Thou shalt love thy wife with all
thy heart, and shalt cIeavc unto her
and none else Section As, parapra nh
is, {" Revelation through Joseph, tho
seer TO Sidney Rigdon, Parley p. Pratt,
and Lemon Copley, given mt Kirkland.
Ohio, March, 1870 says 'fWhcre-
fore il is lawful that he should have
one wife, and they twain shall be one
flesh. -
In any edition Of the Doctrine and
Covenants which was printed prior to
1876 may be found the marriage cere.
mony ritual as follows ""You and
each OF YOU do solemnly agree. before
God and these witnesses, that you will
he each other Is companion, husband and
wife, and you will observe all the legal
rights belonging to this condition: that
is, YOU will keep yourselves for each
other as long as life shall last. And
when they shall answer yes you shall
pronounce them husband and wife;
This has been eliminated from the book
since the official adoption OF polygamy
in Utah as practice.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-03
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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-03
THE SORROW OF 1T.

The telegraph news of yesterday
morning was largely tine tured with dole
fulness There happened to be on the
first page of The Tribune telegraphic
reports relating to three great mine dis
asters. First there was the exploration
of the sealed chamber in the st. Paul
mine at Cherry, Illinois, which has been
closed since the great disaster IN that
mine last November, and in which lie
the bodies of many victims of that aw-
fuI disaster. The throng of sobblng
widows and children there seeking the
bodies of their husbands and fathers
was surely n heartrending thing TO
view.
Then there was thc account Of the res
cue Of forty out Of seventy.nine VIC
Tins of the coal mine of Primero. Colo
RADIO. and the efforts of large force
Of men To ascertain the conditions
throughout the mine and rescue the en-
tombed bodies remaining,
Then we had the account of p fresh
coal mine disaster Mt Drakesboro, Ken
ucky, where twenty.seven men were
killed in an explosion, with perhaps a
large number to add to the list
So grievous and important are these
disasters that ii is no wonder that of
ficials of the general Government are
directing their attention towards seeing
what aid can be rendered nationally in
SUCH cases There are a few men in the
service of the Geological Survey who
are experts in rescue work, having air
supplied helmets which allow of their
working in the airdamp and smoke.
The suggestion is made that this service
be extended. and that rescuers be fully
provided with every modern appliance
and FASTENED to the scene whenever any
such disaster is reported. 1T is n good.
benefcent idea The Government could
devote a portion of its money to no bet
ter purpose than in aiding when such
disasters are reported. Where victims
90 to death by the hundreds, surely
it is matter Of Importance enough for
the cooperation of the general Govern
ment, and such cooperation will be
heartily approved by every humane
mind.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-03

Government, that the public mind seems
to be wholly perverted on the entire
question Of banking and currency. Dur.
ing the stress of the War of the Re.
bellion. the bank note proposition was
found extremely useful to the Govern
mont in making a market for its bonds.
But the trouble about II is that Just at
the time when the Government wants
the greatest market for its bonds there
is The least use for the currency founded
upon issues Of such bonds During the
last wears of the war, and Mt the close
of the war. the Government had good
deal moro than double the amount of
outstanding bonds than it has now, and
vet the country at that time dld not
demand one.quartcr of the currency that
il needs now. So here we have the
proposition that the greater the need
of the Government the less the need
of the currency issued upon It's bonds; ;
while the greater the need OF the cur
rency the less there is of those bonds
TO issue il upon, a condition prcclsely
the reverse of what should obtain. And
yet it is not possible to conceive of the
Government issuing bonds merely to
supply a basis for the issue of cur
rency; but if il is not possible to con-
ceivc Of the Government issuing bonds
for that purpose. neither ought 1T to be
possible for the Government to keep
bonds outstanding for that purpose and
decline to call in and cancel those obh-
cations when it can. And yet this lat
ter is precisely what the Government
has done repeatedly. and what 1t rs
called upon to do all tho time, sclen"
tiiic currency system would allow the
Government TO get out of debt when
ii could and would allow the expansion
of bank issues according to the needs
for currency. We embody, however, the
two antagonistic propositions stated,
and appear determined to stick TO that
But as long as we do so,
a proper currency system is out OF the
question; and we see no reason to eX-
pcct any relief at all from Aldrch or
from the school Of bank and currency
that he represents.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-03
LOCAL HISTORY
WHAT HAPPENED FEBRUARY z.

ls5l..Brigham Young took the oath of
office as governor Of Utah territory
lSo2-Acts of the legislature providing for
reaf ens 9Fsssnsai8n gam oha Of the Gonntes of
pete, Juab, Iron, Tooele and Davis
approved. These had previously been
created by acts of the general assem-
bly,, state of Deseret
1855-Small company OF Mormons, sixteen
In ALL sailed from Liverpool on ship
Isaac Jeans, bound for Utah. They
landed In Philadelphia March 5.
George c. Riser and Jacob F. secrist
were In charge.
1S59-Fifty-n quorum of seventies or
ganlzed by Joseph Young at Willard.
lSIS-Mormon missionaries sent to Ari-
iona for purpose OF locating settle
o,o ment leave Salt Lake overland.
RADIO, locate a settlement there called
Manassa,
lsSo.Idaho legislature passes act pro-
hibiting all Mormons from voting, and
same Is approved by Governor Bum
lSS7-Wllliam Poole OF Ogden arrested on
a charge OF unlawful coha bitation and
placed under bond.
lSS9MJohn "; Gardner discharged from
Utah penitentlary.
ls9O-The supreme court OF the United
states delivers opinion affirming the
constitntionality of the Idaho test
D, Davis. who had appealed from the
Idaho supreme court
iS9l-Henry w. Naisbitt Of Salt Lake
CITY arrested. charged with unlawful
cohabltation. Liberal club holds a
grand parade in Salt Lake New bap-
tismal fount located in the basement
OF southwest portion OF the Salt Lake
tabernacle Is dedicated.
lS92-LegislatUre passes bill creating
the fourth judicial district
ls9iEJoseph l.. Rawlins elected United
states senator from Utah by the leg
l90o-B. II. Roberts returns TO Utah from
washington, having been bounced
from congress Inland Salt COM
pnny seeks control of all salt lands
along the lake
l9ol-Company Incorporated to build rail-
road TO La SAILS.
l'V9Lfour bandits attempt to rob grocery
store; pitched battle follows in which
hanoits escape. are overtaken by Pa
trolman Horace A Heath who jNoot-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-03
MoNpELL IN THE FIGHT.

The objections that Representative
Mondell of Wyoming is urging against
the forestry service as TO it's extrava.
gancc, collusion, and hardship upon
stockmen and settlers in the West,
appear TO have good foundation. Mr..
Mondell claims, with respect to graz
ing, that the large sheep herdcrs make
out many applications for permits,
using the names Of their employees.
to disguise the monopoly which they
! seek. thus making false showing
that small gra2ers are generally ac-
commodated, He alleges. also, that in
Wyoming timber is cut in the natural
forests only by The great lumber corpo.
rations. these paving 5000 for stump
age, when stumpage on private tracts
is only ouc-fourth as much; but the big
concerns arc willing to pay the differ
encc in order TO get the monopoly of the
timber
Mr. Mondell claims that the national
forests are not profitable because Of
the scandalous extravaganza in the
forestry service. Much Of the money
appropriated for that service, he said,
is spent for objects in no way re-
lated 10 the cut,ing of timber or 10
the prevention of forest fires Conven-
tions of foresters are held simultaneous
" with other meetings where much
hostile criticism is likely to be voiced,
for the purpose OF otrsetting such criti
cjsm. press bureau work, unnecessary
travelling expenses, and the mainten.
ance of large forces of employees in
Washington and elsewhere, were among
the items of extravaganza charged.
With respect to the grazing, it is
undoubtedly an advantage in the pro
lection of the forests from fire to
have the grass caten OF for fire starts
easier. spreads faster, and is more de
structivc in dead grass than from any
other cause whatever There is not
much opportunity for the starting of
fires in forests if the grass and
year S growth of vegetation is destroyed
either by the foraging of animals or
in other ways That is exactly what the !
grazing, especially of sheep, does, and |
yet this beneficial service has to be |
paid for by those who render it,
The great objection, however, to the
forestry administration as heretofore |
conducted has been that the settlers,
miners, stockmen, and others arc unjust |
~ and unlawfully Disseminated |
against through the arbitrary notions
Of those in charge of the service, and
when the unlawful restrictions and |
hardships are complained of sufficient.
~ loud to make an impression. then the
forestry service has been in the habit
Of issuing circulars showing that it
IS unlawful for such things 10 be done.
and that therefore they had not been
done. AS Il matter of fact, it is un-
lawful for them TO do those things;
but they did do them, and that is what
makes the complaint
We arc glad to see somebody take
his matter up in Congress and present
.he Western view. We trust that other
Western Representatives, and Senators,
rs well, who are sufficiently free from
he control Of clique and "innuences, -
nay Join Mr.. Mondell in this lust war
fare which he is conducting for the
lights of the pioneers and industrial
enterprises in this mountain region
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-03
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and kills one and is himself wounded
In the foot. Mayors annual message
TO council. Cosgriff Couzens and
Wood Grocery companies, wholesalers,
combine.
1904-Rev. Benjamin Young called to the
First Methodist church.
l906-Lucy Bigelow Young sixth wife of
Brigham Young, died of pneumonia
at the age OF 10.
lo06-Miners' Federation threatens strike
Frank Mo2za. alleged murderer
causes the jury to disagree. Warrant
issued for Hiram Tyree. president OF
Continental Life. Barney Vogel dies
OF broken neck. A. l.. Thomas. Jr,
falls down Maxf1eld mine and is pain
fully hurt.
190T-Bryan delivers address at the Alta
club Main street is to be largely
improved. Bad meat confiscated. Fed
erol crowd gets control OF Republican
club.
190S-County attorney gives opinion that
commissioners should pay their own
telephone bills.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-03
SHOOTS PINK TEA

a few days ago the newspapers told
of grand affair given by Apostle.
Senator Smoot at Washington. 1t was
an afternoon tea aud reception at the
magnificent new mansion that the
senior Senator from Utah has procured.
And all of it fitted well and appro.
priateIy with the customs Of Washing
ton society: it was appropriate enough,
and it doubtless achieved its intended
object of further establishing our apos-
toll" ambassador in thc affections of the
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-02-03
is THIS YOUR
BIRTHDAY, TOO?
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 8.

Judson Harmon. governor Of Ohio and
ex-attorney general OF the United States,
whose friends are grooming him Tor INC
presidential nomination in 1912, Is 81
years old today. lie was born and edu-
Gated In law at Cincinnati and never has
been anything else than a Buckeye.
Porter. J McCumber. United states
senator from North Dakota, who was born
in Illinois and moved TO Minnesota be-
fore he was a year old, is 80 today. He
has lived In North Dakota since 1881, and
turc.
Samuel NJ. FELTON,, veteral railroad man,
who has been president Of the Chicago
& Alton and Mexico Central railways. is
he began his career as rodman on the
Chester Creek road forty-two years ago.
Charles a. L., Totten, inventor and
prove the identity OF the Anglo Saxon
race with the ten lost tribes of Israel,
is 90 Hc invented "stratego,' a military
game,
Hudson Maxim, the gun maker, who
made the first smokecss powder in the
United States and perfected other high
explosives which Interest the govern
ment. is 81. He is a native of Maine.
Abarbanell, she OF stage fame. is 90
today.
Great men Of the past who were born
Duke of Buckingham Qi7D; Marquis of
Salisbury (1S30; Felix Mendelssohn
Gs09), German composer, who made his
nrst pnpuc appearance %nen ne was
years old and died at the age OF 36,
Horace Greeley GS1D American jour
nalst and politician, who founded the
New York Tribune and was an unsuccess-
tu candidate for the presidency In 1872;
Joseph r, Johnston QSoO, confederate
general. who was graduated from West
Point eighty one years ago and had vary
ing fortunes In the civil war, finally sur
rendering to General Sherman at Durham
Station, y G.: Sidney Lanier GS42),
American poet and litterateur, who wrote
the Centennial Ode" in 1876 and died
five years later.