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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02

"Yes,' boasted slowpay, II have
bought an automobile now, but | VIII
pay you that S. borrowed six years
ago"
Better be careful" responded Binks.
with fine sarcasm. You might be ap
pretended for speeding" Chicago
News
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02

Rivalling the famous "How old is
Ann new one was sprung on the
Treasury Department last week. 1t
is us hen a bIrd?" 1t came from an
egg importer who set forth in his let
ter that eggs are dutiable under the
Payne tariff law at five cents dozen
and that birds eggs are on the free
list. Now he wants to know il hen
is bird. 1t was only few years ago
that the Treasury Department. in a
similar case, made ruling that frog
legs were poultry, so it would not re-
quire long stretch of Imagination to
hold that a hen is bird.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02
The Better Part,

Mr.. McNabber, says the London
Mail, had Just told his pastor that he
was planning trip to the Holy Land.
And whites I'm there" he contin-
ued, ''I'll read the Ten Commandments
aloud frae the top o Mount Sinai"
"McNabber," replied the minister
gravely, "tak my advice Blde at hame
an keep them"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02
Saved A Soldiers Life.

Facing death from shot and shell in
the civil war was more agreeable to J
A. Stone, of Kemp, Tex. than facing
it from what doctors said was con-
sumption. II contracted stubborn
cold,' he writes, ''that developed a
cough, that stuck to me in spite of all
remedies for years. My weight ran
down to 1870 pounds. Then l began
to use Dr.. Kings New Discovery,
which completely cured me. / now
weigh 178 pounds" For Coughs,
Colds. La Grippe, Asthma, Hem
orrhage, Hoarseness, Group, Whoop-
ing Cough and lung trouble, its SUI
preme, soc, $1.00. Trial bottle free.
Guaranteed by $ W. Cochran & Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02

Don't let the baby suffer from &c.
zema, sores or any itching OF the skin.
Doan's Ointment gives instant relief,
cures quickly. Perfectly safe for child
rem. All druggists sell it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02

Constipation causes headache, nau-
sea, dizziness. languor, heart palpita-
ton. Drastic physics grippe, sicken,
weaken the bowels and don't cure.
Doan's Regulets act gently and cure
constipation, IS cents. Ask your
druggist.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02

Never can tell when you'll mash a
finger or suffer cut, bruise, burn or
scald. Be prepared. DIR. Thomas
Eclectric Oil instantly relieves the
pain-quickly cures the wound.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02
To Mothers In This Town.

Children who are delicate, feverish and
cross will get immediate relief from Mother
Gray's Sweet Powders for Children. They
cleanse the stomach, act on the liver, making
a sickly child strong and healthy. A certain
cure for worms. Sold by all druggists, 25c.
Sample FREE. Address, Allen $. Omsted, LIE
Roy, N. Y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02

II a man will compliment his wife
upon her youthful appearance and tell
her occasionally, that he loves her, she
will forgive the other white lies he
tells.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02
OPDYCKE SELLS
ON FRIDAY!
rs HEAD "a direct from the best

36 HEADHos1s,sa direct from the best 8,
Iowa and Michigan, among which will be gen.
tlemens drivers, both PAGERS and trotters,
matched pairs and farm chunks, general
purpose horses and big drafters. These
horses were carefully selected by my buyer
who is great Judge of good horses. Have
good heads and necks, and fine dispositions.
Thoroughly broken to harness.
Any one wanting a horse for any pur-
pose can suit themselves in this lot, no
matter how hard they may be to please
Every horse guaranteed as represented. This
will be the chance Of the season to get horses
cheap, as they will positively be sod regard
less Of country cost. Three months credit on
Western horses. six months on home horses.
Bankable paper. II stormy, under cover.
never advertise what haven't got and
never promise and not SELL My guarantee is
as good as a gold bearing bond.
NEXT FRIDAY, MAR. 4, 1910,
At IL o'clock sharp at my stables in FRENCH
TOWN, N. J.
WV. 8. RILEY, Aucr.
W L. Lopez, Clerk
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02
AeIpinu Hin, On.

The Man-No: l don't suppose that I
shall ever marry. I'm too shy, don't
you know. and faint heart ne'er won
fair lady" The Girl (helping him on)
But I'm not fair; I'm dark-Illus-
trated Bits.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02
This Ia An Easy Test.

in the other, and notice the difference Just
the thing to use when rubbers or overs no
become necessary, and your shoes seem to
pinch. Sold Everywhere, csc. Don't accept
any substitute
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02

Little individual kindnesses make
the way for the universal love
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02
Common Council.

The regular meeting of the Common Coun.
Gil Of the City of Lambertville will be held in
the Council Room, Masonic Hall, on MON
DAY EVENING, MAR. eth, 1910. at 500
O'Clock.
JAMES H. REYNOLDS, City Clerk.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02
ChlIdron Cry
FOR FLETChER'S
casio RIA

Ones wife never gets mad when he
finds fault with the meals-if they live
at boarding house.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02

It's awfully hard for a widower to
convince his children that they need
new mother.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02

A lust is an appetite in the seat of
the will.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02

We are readyto forgive in our friends
the offenses that have not hurt our
cornS.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02

"Had dyspepsia or Indigestion for
years. No appetite and what did eat
distressed me terribly. Burdock Blood
Bitters cured me-" J.. H. Walker, Sum-
bury, Ohio.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02

When man thinks that his reason
has the reins on his passions he is often
installing the tugs for the lines
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02

The ancient baltering ram some
times made big hit.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02

A woman is able to stand all the
prosperity her husband can bring
home.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02

Some musicians who play by ear
iii to consult an aurist.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02

Trying TO shoot Jolly as it flies seem
to be waste of ammunition.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02
Stubborn AsMules

are liver and bowels sometimes; seem
to balk without cause. Then there's
tronble-Loss Of Appetite-Indiges.
ton. Nervousness, Dependency,
Headache. But such troubles fly be-
fore DR.. Kings New Life Pills, the
worlds best Stomach and Liver rem.
edy. So easy. csc at s. W. Cochran
& Co.'s.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02

Our principles are simply our habits
of thinking.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02
Board of Education.

The monthly meeting of the Board of Edu-
cation of the City of Lambertville will be
held on WEDNESDAY, EVENING, MAR End,
1910, at 500 o'clock.
JOSEPH T.. BAYARD.
Secretary.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02
You cannot hide your vices under
advertisements OF your virtues
ALIENS LUNG BALsAM

has been used successfully for years for deep
seated coughs. colds and bronchitis Every
body should know about it. 1t is simple, safe
and sure
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02

Happy is the man who is too deal
to hear what others say about him.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02

Sometimes a preachers popularity
can be measured by the shortness of
his sermons
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02

sor;hsa Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy for
.Se;r natients This statement can be proved abso-
nteiy We have never claimed that Fayorite Rem
edy viii cure all cases Of Kidney Liver and Bladder t
MANS that it has cured many cases practically aban-
"V Do YOU suffer from any dangerous symptoms Of
Vidneys Liver and Blood troubles? Have you pain
IN bacI. cloudy urine with sediment, pain in passing
water. constipation, skin eruptions, etc? If so
don't delay, but use DR.. David Kennedy's Fayori,e
snd hooket containing valuable advice mailed abso-
intely free BY simply writing Dr.. David kennedy's
Sons Rondout, N. r. Mention this paper Larg,
bottles sl.Oo, at all druggists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02

A bachelor who is given a baby to
hold looks as helpless as a lost dog.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02
DIR. KENNEDY's
FAv0R!TE
REMEDY

is backed by over 80 years 0.
remarkable success IN the cure -
Kidney, Liver and Blood trouble,
and the diseases peculiar to wo.
men. Not a patent medicine, but
a prescription used by DR.. DAVID
Kennedy in his large and success
full practice long before he placed
it before the public. The formula
is in keeping with strict scientific
principles, and many physical.
of the highest standing have pre-.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02

A pretty solid winter SO far.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02

Love needs no interpreter.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02
Affection is never guilty Of affecta-

Every blessing makes you debtor.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02
TRoLLEYs
To TRENTON

Cars leave Bridge Street, Lambert
vile, for Trenton 6:2o, TAO, S:ao,
9:ao,io:2o,II2:o; A. M.I2:2o,I:ao, a:ao,
$40, 4:ao, $40, Gao, 7:ao, 8:so, 9:ao,
1920, 1870, P. NJ; 1870 midnight,
daily, Sunday included. Returning,
leave Trenton on same schedule from
s;ao A, NJ, to II:ao, P. NJ. Fare
asc. each way, or soc. return.
Connections At Yardley.
Cars leaving Lambertville at 6:2o
TAO, o:ao, A. NJ. I; a:ao, s:ao, P. NJ,
make immediate connection at Yardley
with trains for Philadelphia, arriving
there in one and one-half hours. Re-
turning, trains leaving Reading Ter
mlnal at 1923, 1890, A. NJ, 1870,
a:I7 3:i7, AIT, $50, 6:I7, 7:I7, P.
NJ, make close connections for LAM
bertville. Round trip rate, $I.44--
aoc. each way to and from Yardley,
and $I.o4 return, to Philadelphia.
Close connections at Morrisville with
electric cars to and from Bristol and
Philadelphia.
trenton. HeVH0pe &LamhertVineSt.R
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-03-02

Heaven ranks by service and not b,
The Huttig news., 1910-06-18

Doing job work of all kinds is our speciality.
The Huttig news., 1910-06-18
To Change Style of Money Orders.

By a change ordered recently in the form of the postal money order and the elimination of the mail ad- vice to postmasters of the issuance of money orders, Postmaster Gen. eral Hitchcock expects to save to the government approximately $5OO,OOO year.
 The new money order form is two and half inches longer than the one now in use. It consists of a stub. order with marginal check, coupon to be retained by the post master who makes the payment and a receipt for the remitter. The order and coupon are both to be mailed by the remltter to the person in whose favor the order is drawn.
 The new form will be put into use as soon as the public printer can obtain the necessary supply of safer paper.
The Huttig news., 1910-06-18
Home Mission Society Meeting.

The Woman's Home Mission so- ciety met with Mrs. r. M Short Monday, June 15. Those present were:
 Mesdames Cargill, Cabaniss, Lucas. Farnsworth. Parks. Scott, Berry. Benson. Short, Milstead. Tatum; Misses Anna Stewart and Lizzie Donaldson.
 The meeting opened with song, Jesus Lover of My Soul
 Prayer.
 Bible study, First Peter, 4th chapter.
 Song Face to Face
 Sister Eddie. H. w pathetic and interesting story of a deaf mute boys life and struggle for an education. was read by Mrs. Farms worth
 Mrs. Lucas talked on Mission Subjects Under Discussion" giv- ing an account of the actions of the Board of Missions of the Metho- dist Episcopal Church. South.
 The Missionary Work of Geo McCay on the Tormoso Island. :" read by Miss Donaldson, was very interesting.
 Mrs. Short read an article on Speaking Kindly
 A poem rendered by Mrs. Tatum, entitled The Home Mission, was thoroughly enjoyed
 There bsing no business to at tend to the meeting closed with song God be With You Till We Meet Again.
 The society was then served with cream and cake by the gra- cious hostess, Mrs. Short, assisted by Miss Stewart.
 Meeting in the ladies parlor at the church next Monday afternoon at 5 o'clock Visitors welcome.
The Huttig news., 1910-06-18
A Mayorless City.

Perhaps you do not know that the only city in the country that has no mayor is one of the very largest and best town in the world. The one referred to is the capitol Washington, D. c. The city has no local or state head, but is under direct control of the national gov ernment. A committee composed of members of the house of repre- sentatives supervise all municipal affairs. For the past six terms the gentleman who has been at the head of this board is Samual Smith of Pontiac, Mich. Is it not strange that citizen of little country town should be the ruler of our great capitol9-Ex.
The Huttig news., 1910-06-18
UNION COUNTY OIL PROSPECTS,.
Indications of it Found ln IapiIe Township and
 Also in Harrison.

We have heard of indications ct oil cropping out in Harrison towr- ship of Union county on severe occasions, but in conversation with w. D. Nelson, who lives just north of Bolding, Tuesday he in formed us that it had cropped out so strong in several places on his farm that no vegetation WoulC grow on several spots and that af- ter ever heavy rain oozed out of the ground enough to cover the spots where there is no vegeta- tion. He collected bottle of this oil and water recently and after leaving it stand over night the tor surface burned off when a match was touched to it.
 This proves that State Mineralo- gist J. T. Whitloek and Comms- sioner of Mines, Manufacture and Agriculture Guy B. Tucker are on the right path and if they can se- cure options on the necessary number of acres of land in the county they can induce capitalists to come in here and drill for oil and gas without any expense to the land owners. Should oil or gas be found in paying quantities the land owner on whose farm same was found would have a steady income and not have any risk to take what ever.
 The News hopes these gentle men will succeed in this matter and that at an early date the neces- sary wells will be drilled to ascer- tain for sure whether Union coun- ty is underlaid with these two great commodities and if it should be our growth would be greater than ever dreamed of by any of our residents.
The Huttig news., 1910-06-18
RAIIEOlD 10 FARMERyIllt.
PreIiminaries Ire Practically Completed to
 Build Che From Monroe Soon.

The people Of Monroe, West Monroe. Farmerville and thos
 along the proposed route will b gratified to know that the Ouachit
 Development company of Nev. York. has practically completed al preliminaries for the construction of the railroad from Monroe tt Farmervllle and beyond to Arkan- sac points. Capt. D. H. Nichols the popular local representative of the company, would not state def nitely this morning just the status of affairs. but it is a certainty that the company is really to begin the actual work of construction as soon as the bonuses are arranged. What will be asked of the taxpay- CTS of Monroe is not known, but the people here are progressive and want all the railroads they can secure, and will vote anything reas sonable. A tax has already been voted in West Monroe and Farmerville, and no doubt they will renew it with enthusiasm for the proposed new line will open up di- rect communication between Mon roe, West Monroe and Farmerville through one of the finest and most thickly populated sections of North Louisiana. Capt. Nichols has promised to give out full details in the next few days. as he is now having his petitions prepared.
 A complete survey of the road has already been made. and the line definitely located to Farmer vile. so the company is in a posi- ton to begin work as soon as the bonuses are arranged. The line will be a costly one on account of two long steel bridges being necessary. The one across the Ouachita river above town will cost approximately $2OO,OOO, while the one over Bayou D'Abonne. near Farmerville, will be an expensive proposition.
 To Mir. J. A. Taylor the New York representative. is due much of the credit for the final happy outcome. Through financial diff culties MT. Taylor has kept the original promoters together until all obstacles were overcome. and now the road is a certainty MT Taylor is an untiring worker, and when he visits Monroe, which will probably be in the near future, he will find hearty welcome await ing him. Monroe News-Star.
The Huttig news., 1910-06-18
y0a Can Never Tell

just exactly the cause of the your rheumatism. but you know you have it. Do you know that Ballard S Snow Eminent will cure tire lieves the pain, reduces the swell ing and limbers the joints and mus eles SC. that you will be active and we'll as you ever were. Price 25c, soc and $lOO. Sold by Union Saw Mill Go.
The Huttig news., 1910-06-18
The Big Head

is Of two kinGs-conceit and the big head that comes from a sck head ache. Does your head ever feel like a gourd and your brain feel loose and sore? You can cure it in no time by acting on your liver with .Ballard's Heroine. Isn't it worth trying for the absolute and certain relief you'll get? Sold by Union Saw Mill Go.
The Huttig news., 1910-06-18
Farm For Sale.

A AS acre farm about three miles from Huttig Twelve acres under cultivation the rest covered with small pine and hardwood good rich land and fine water. One six room house, store building. good cabin and stables on property If you want it $45o takes it. Gall or address this office.
The Huttig news., 1910-06-18

sport of mountain climbing. Right here under Uncle Sam's stars and stripes you will find just as difficult peaks as you will in any part of the old world. Mountain Climbing American Sport, by Waldon Faw- cett, will be the subject of special irticle in next weeks issue of The News.
 This great summer sport involves hazards which test the steadiness of the eye, clearness of head and sureness of foot in the maximum degree. Governor Hughes of New York is one of the most ardent de voices of this sport in the country.
The Huttig news., 1910-06-18
The Duck.

A school boy assigned to prepare an essay on ducks submitted the following:
 The duck is low, heavy set bird, composed mostly of meat and feathers. He is a mighty poor singer, having a hoarse voice. caused by getting so many frogs in his neck. He likes water and carries a toy balloon in his stomach to keep from sinking. The duck has only two legs and they are so far back on his running gears that they came near missing his body
 Some ducks when they get big have curls on their tails and are called drakes. Brakes don't have to set or hatch. but just loaf and go swimming and eat anything in sight. If was to be duck l would rather be drake. Spare Moments.
The Huttig news., 1910-06-18
Advertised Letter List.

The following letters remain un- claimed in the Huttig postoffice for the week ending June Is, 1910:
 GENTS. Fred Murphy M VI Hayes Tom Bussy Willie Hewitt Clark Johnson Wiley Allen
 LADIES. Etta Osborn Recie Mathews Pinkie Black Lee Coleman Georgia Porter Beaver Gray Edna Moore Emma Thomas Alice Neal
 When calling for above letters please say advertised.
 J. U. BROWN. P. M.
The Huttig news., 1910-06-18
A Vital Point.

The most delicate part of baby is it's bowels. Every ailment that it suffers with attacks the bowels also endangering in most cases the life of the infant. McGree's Baby Elixir. Cures diarrhoea, dysentary and all Arrangements of the stom- ach or bowels. Sold by Union Saw Mill GO
The Huttig news., 1910-06-18
Climb Our Own Mountains

You don't have to go to Switzer- land if you want to indulge in the
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1910-07-16
Mt. Clemens Mineral Springs.

Mt. Clemens (Mich.) Mineral
Springs has many attractions and Ia
fast becoming the leading spa Of
America. The health.giving waters
bring thousands Of people from all
over the country, whose good reports
of relief and cure induce others to
come. Climate and scenery are de.
lightful. amusements of every kind
are offered. and rates are reasonable,
Mr.. +. r. Eastman. Chamber Of Com
merce. Mt. Clemens. Mich, will mail
. beautiful descriptive book free ia
inQuirers.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1910-07-16
O0'S
EAOLETS.


The only country in the world where
there are no political party divisions
and no political parties, Is Russia. Ger.
tain reformers want to put this coun.
try in the same class.
Why should elections for Municipal
Judges be held In the fall? All NUM-.
cipal officers should be elected In the
spring.
Edward Osgood Brown Is the logical
for the vacancy on the Circuit court
bench.
Chicago should again be the leading
port on the Great Lakes.
~erAA
Enforce the law against the auto
speeders.
An outer harbor sounds good to
people who are tired Of the bridge
| nuisance.
There will be O big cleaning out
Of legislative timber this fall In both
parties.
~e~
Under the hypocritical Oregon
plan" the man with the biggest purse
will carry of the plum every time.
~S
The few vessels that 20 up the c.
cago River now days are not numerous
enough to Justify the bridge nuisance.
What will the city contractors do to
get rich II there Is no bond Issue?
Stationary bridges are what the PEG.
pie want over the Chicago river, and
plenty Of them.
~eoA
Benjamin F.. Nicholson, the able and
we'll known attorney. would grace q
seat on the Superior Court bench.
%6A
Take O trip to the land OF fruits
and flowers over beautiful Lake Mich.
igan on the magnificent steamship
City Of South Haven. One dollar
South Haven and return. Docks north
end Clark street. One trip will mean
another.
Get away from the heat and dust
and take a ride on the beautiful
steamer City Of South Haven across
the lake. Week day mornings at
$3.50 o'clock, Saturday at 2 p. m. and
Sunday at 10 q. m.
The Twenty.nrst Ward has three
strong Democratic candidates for May.
or In Lockwood Honore. Col. James
Hamilton Lewis and Charles H. Wack.
er.
Don't forget that ride to Milwau
kee on the great Whaleback Christie
pher Columbus. The boat that's diff
ferent. Plenty Of room for all with
four big shady decks. One dollar
round trip. Don't cheat yourself Out
Of q good time by not going.
County Surveyor Edgar A. Rossiter
is the man to 60 to Tor precise levels
and surveys. He has no peer In tn.
country In this line OF work. Mr.
Rossiter has two Offices. one at Room
322 Reaper Block, phone Central 1924
and the other at Room 1920 Cour
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1910-07-16
BIO DEPARTMENT STORE MOVES

w. Kolacek & Co.. the big West Side
department store, for years on Blue
Island avenue, Is now situated In fine,
up-to'date quarters at 203O-2O42 Mil.
waukee avenue. Twenty-Five various
departments. Everything the best at
the most reasonable prices.