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interesting programme
a most pleasing one
stone accompanied Mr..
standing and restraint.
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CEMETERIES
THE wOODLAvN CEMETERY

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MARRIED.

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vernoAr p a. Arlington. y j. D ne
George - HouEhtou. ADD Emma = =
dsu-hrer q Mr. and Ms Charles y III
roushs. - william Douglas Owens. ~ s-o'S
Ivu.
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made the occasion
Mr.. IsidOre LICK
Rogers with under
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DIED.

Notices Of marriages and Deaths u1us -
accompanied bv full name and address
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BPOWEP- P-SuddeuIy u angina Ts--'rls = -.
residence. No "a Czrau1er~y P7rs- ,ln
sIzt Brewer. son n the a. 10n1
E--v-r- in the T2d YEAR ~ his az Fu1s-al
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08
Shin Subsidy Bobs Up.

President Taft, in his letter to
William B. Mckinley, chairman of
the republican congressional commit
tee, serves notice on the country that
IL the next house is republican the
100000 ship subsidy grab will be
passed. This luscious plum will fall
into the capacious "maw" of the
n-Rockefeller-Hill syndicate
which is already gorged with the
rich fruits that are served out to it
by the generous hands of republican
legislators.
1t was the intention of the repub-
lican leaders to pass the ship sub
sidy bill at the last session; but the
bill was sidetracked by a scandal
which brought about an investiga-
lion of the merchant marine league
of Cleveland, Ohio. At the inquiry
that subsidiary concerns of the steel
trust, together with other interests
That would profit through the open
Ing of the ship subsidy lunch bas-
ket, had donated money to the
league which was in turn used to
promote sentiment favorable to the
substituting of steamship lines, and
to attack and terrify members of
congress who were hostile to the
idea of ship subsidy.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08
..Dfi,lion for Tuberculosis. {"

Preparations are already going for
ward for another issue Of Red Cross
Christmas stamps, the money from
which is to be devoted as before 10
the fight against consumption. "A
million for tuberculosis" has been
adopted as a slogan and the officers
of the national society are hopeful
that the amount named will be
realized. The greater part of this sum
will go to the local association or
ganized to fight white plague.
This year the stamps are to be af-
fixed on the back instead of the front
of letters. Thus they partalle of the
nature of seal rather than a stamp.
OF course the regular postage stamp
must be affixed as usual.
The American public has been
generous with its coin in promoting
the fight against consumption, and
there is no reason to doubt that the
stamps will be bought in large mum
bers again. What is more, the stamp
scheme represents a direct link be-
tween the people and the govern
ment 1t is a form of semi-paternal-
ism to which the most case hardened
individual must find it difficult to
object
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08
HOUSEKEEPER Al TEN YEARS

Parents Teach Daughter Domestic Sci
ence In Toy House.
To give his ten-year-old daughter a
practical training in housekeeping F.
Waldemar Hooslep has built a minia-
ture home for her in the rear Of his
residence in Brooklyn. Her parents
supply her with money each week, and
she must pay all her bills out Of this
allotment.
The little building is equipped with
every culinary appliance and every
thing needed to keep a house in order.
The child has been conducting her
home for 4 weel1> and appears to be
delighted with her experience. For
the convenience of her playmates her
home has been numbered TIA Linden
avenue. She has a day at home"
when her friends drop in for n chat
around well arranged tea table.
Dominos is the game instead Of bridge
whist
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08
The Argus Daily Short Story
Burtons Lucky Clarissa Mackie.
Copyrighted. 1910. by Associated Literary Press.

deed like that
"It is not my luck to have the op-
| portunity." returned Neal. his face
curiously white. II understand what
you mean. Anne. I'm just a plain,
you've always known. and you're tired
of my type. If l may be permitted to
express the opiniOn-I trust Fuller will
not misunderstood your gratitude for
something warmer"
Anne made no reply. Her blue eyes
were fixed on the shining river which
they were approaching.
Suddenly Burton tore the red lined
parasol from her light grasp and
clutched her arm.
Run. Anne! Run for the willow
trees and climb! It's bull. SI'll keep
him off. Run. l tell you"' He pushed
her toward the river. but she turned
and chung to him with a little cry of
alarm.
/ With a despairing gesture he tossed
the red lined parasol toward the APP
preaching beast and saw it wbirl
along. its crimson silk full in the face
| of the animal. Then he grasped
Anne's arm and raced with her across
the intervening space toward the will
lows.
| Behind them the bull was trampling
the tantaliZing sunshade into twisted
| fragments. His angry below announc-
ed that their flight had been discov-
cred. and. with amazing celebrity in so
| clumsy beast. he had turned and
was after them.
| Neal fairly tossed Anne's slight form
up into the low hanging branches,
where she chung desperately. That he
was able TO reach her side and throw
his arm about her was due to his
trained muscles. backed by a cool
head. AS he braced himself against
the inclined trunk. his feet secure in
| convenient crotch below, the below
ing animal struck the willow tree like
whirlwind
AS they rocked dizZily with the
swaying tree Anne chung closely to
Burton's shoulder. into which her face
was pressed. Neal smiled tenderly
down at her bright hair. while the bull
repeatedly charged the tree trunk with
most unsatisfactory results. Presently
he deSisted from the attack, and his
angry below uI,lIiiI.>.sI>1 10 a low NUT
ter, like distant thunder. Ii was quite
evident that he intended TO wait Tor
their descent from the tree. He took
up his position beneath the cool shade
and waited.
Anne lifted a slammed face. HAS he
gone. Neal?" she asked meekly.
no; he's down there waiting. Per
haps he'll get tired after awhile and
go back to his pasture"
Cant you find a branch for me to
sit on?" inquired Anne from her posi-
ton. supported by Meals willing arm.
I'm afraid not. but you can take
this place-there. stand so-leaning
against the trunk and brace your feet
here. Hold tight to this little branch
on either side
Where are you going to stay%
asked Anne uneasily. "I'Ua driVan vnn
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08
Long Felt Need Supplied.

To Mayor McCaskrin and the
members of the present Rock Island
city council, too much credit cannot
be given for insuring for Rock Is
land at last a reliable automatic fire
alarm system. For 20 years at
least, or since the establishment OF
the paid fire department, this
essential to reliable fire fighting
equipment has been demanded.
Hardly city of Rock Islands size
anywhere that has inaugurated re-
liable fire department has failed to
provide proper alarm, and yet Rock
Island with a department equal to
the best, has poked along with make
shift alarms and depending upon the
always uncertain and generally mis-
leading telephone.
Repeated instances have occurred
indicating forcibly the folly of this
arrangement Property has been
needIessly destroyed and life imper-
lied through erroneous alarm sound
ings. With an automatic system the
work of the department will be ia
cilitated. The firemen will know ex-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08

and promises reparation for the flu
ture by amending 1.-The best tariff
law ever enacted" - AS the republi-
can leaders in control of the party
are all standpatters and if a re-
publican majority is continued in the
congress abogt-to be elected, there
will certainly be a majority of the
same standpat factions large enough
to control the caucus that will Sc
lect a speaker and committees; it is
unlikely that the presidents prom
Use of partial tariff revision will be
carried out. To open up the tariff
issue again on the eve of a national
election would accentuate the fac
tionaI differences of the republican
party and bring certain defeat. Real
tariff reform is only possible when
the democrats are entrusted with
power.
President Taft knows that the
trend is so strongly against repub-
Iican success that in sheer perplex-
ity he has tried to make the best of
what he has done, and promises what
is almost impossible of accomplish
ment. The republican cohorts are
in extreme jeopardy, and the presi-
dent has ordered a last charge to try
and save the day.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08

Anne Bliss uufuried harmless look
ing white parasol that developed a
bright red lining
Neal Burton glanced at the rosy glow
reflected on the girls softly rounded
cheek and met her inquiring eyes.
How much farther to the river.
Neal?" she asked hastily.
LAS if you didn't know" he retorted
you must. have been there times
enough with Fuller. You needn't be
afraid I'm going to propose to you
again"
Il don't wish you tor
you've made that very plain on
three different occasions. I may look
at you sometimes. may l not. without
intending to throw myself at your feet
and plead for a crumb of affection?"
His bitter sarcasm stung Anne to
foolish retort.
at would make me most uncomfort-
crumb to sparer'
Neal WINGED. ''I don't wish a crumb.
Anne. It's all or nothing as far as
I'm concerned
I'm sorry it must be nothing, them,
In the adjoining pasture a sleek dark
form lcisurely approached a break in
the rail fence.
The young man. eager for keener
torture to allay the dull ache Of his
heart. spoke again jealousy.
"Of course I'm no horny handed son
of the soil; 1 don't mangle the kings
English nor talk with a twang and
,F 60
breakfast. winter and summer. l can't
milk COW. and don't know the best
soil in which to produce giant turnips.
/ do know the real estate business
from the ground up. 1 can provide
home and ] can run a motor car.
These are my limitations. Speaking
of Nathan Fuller
''We were not speaking of him." in
terrupted Anne coldly.
Again silence. The dark form paus-
ed in the opening of the broken fence
with uplifted head.
Are you going to that barn dance
tonight 90 asked Neal after awhile.
Yes"
You told me when asked you to
go that you didn't care for that sort of
thing"
81 changed my mind 1 thought 1t
would be rather fun to go and meet
the country people. Their ways are so
fresh TO me; they enjoy everything so
heartily. 1t is such pleasant, simple
lifer
"The natives won't enjoy themselves
much with lot of giggling city board
ers looking on. I suppose the other
people at the farmhouse are goingp'
81 hardly think so. Mr.. Fuller In
vited me to go. I'm going to drive
over in the buggy with him." Anne
blushed deep with embarrassment I'M
der Meals sharp gaze Don't look at
me like that. Neal Burton" she added
sharply. Nathan Fuller IS a fine fell
low. and he saved my life, / might
have drowned If he had not happened
along the river when my boat upset.
You may laugh at him for a country
man. but would like to see you do a
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08
dun,er and Hunted.

A nearsighted sportsman strolled
into a little hotel on the shores of
Loeb Carron and comparatively said.
Just seen seal. shot at it three
times and missed it each time"
At dinner an hour later be sat next
to tourist who had bandaGe round
his head.
Had an accident?" asked the sports
man.
Accident" growled the other AT
tempted murder you mean. | was
having a bath about an hour ago when
some lunatic with a gun fred at me
three times from the shore and shot
part of my ear off. I don't know why
such animals are allowed out without
a license"
Then silence reigned supreme.-Lon-
don Telegraph.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08

The census bureau has reported the
population in 1910 of two states and
SO cities. The list of cities includes
the majority of those ranging from
100000 TO a half million. These 50
cities are scattered all over the coun-
try. In 1890 they contained 4,515,000
inhabitants; in 1900 they had 6.044,0OO.
and now, in 1910 they have 9,095,000
OF Vermont it is said that the state
may show decrease, the first instance
in which the population of any Arerl-
can state has ever declined"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08
More Trouble.

Another comet on the way.
The wise professors rise 10 say,
And. though IL will not be in sight.
The monster viii be there all right,
And II we may not even hope
To see IL through the telescope
II Will be there despite your eyes
And spreading trouble as IL flies.
Now. when things do not run along
just like the chorus OF a song.
When ends are twisted up a bit
And there IS nothing that will ht.
Tho wires crossed and out OF whnck,
The trolley bounding from fits track.
You can declare as projects fan
The comet is the cause Of all.
II in the old potato patch
The bugs hungry army hatch,
II hens stand round In idleness,
And IL the COW is giving less,
II you should fall and tear your coat
Or be the victim OF a goat.
You'll know the cause Of your d1stresa-
This newest comet; nothing less.
It's fine to have a comet near
To blame IL on when things are queer.
To charge your failures day by dav
To something very far away
To know that when your efforts fan
The cause was but that flaming tail.
Your conduct need not cause surprise.
For who could win against the slxies3
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08

actly where they are going when
they start. There will be no more
wild goose chases. The Rock Island
fire department always on the job
will be no longer handicapped and
the tax payers will get the beneht'
not only in more perfect protection,
but in reduced insurance rates.
The city. government of Rock Is
land has done a good thing in put
ting in a first class alarm system.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08
Got the Exereiaa.

az think you need exercise. old man"
"Exercise?'
Eyes"
81 get lot"
"Oh, go away! You lie under a tree
all day smoking"
Eyes, but you don't know how hard
/ am working my imagination all the
time trying to put something up 20 dad
that will bring a check big enough for
my immediate necessities"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08
Sept. 8 in American
History

iGS-4--N. t'..-- Ter OF the
Shakers. died al Watervliet. n. Y:
born 1876.
lS2S-General George Crook. noted
Federal soldier and Indian fighter.
born: died 1891.
l900-Galveston devastated by a West
India hurricane: 1000 deaths and a
property loss of S25.00o.000.
I900-Lieutenant General II. c. Cor
bin. U. S. A.. retired. died in New
York city: born 1914.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08

If you have sore feet, tired feet.
sweaty feet, lame feet, tender feet,
smelly feet, corns, callouses or buniOns,
read what happened to Mrs. Crockett Of
Jeffersonville: TIZ DID 1T. Mr. Crock
EFT says: after the second treatment
she walked down stairs one foot at 81
time. She has not been able 10 walk
down stairs before i'm past five years,
except by stepping deyvn each step
with one foot mt time. This is
n1arkabIe. Send five more boxes.c
No matter what ailS your feet or
what under heaven you have used with
out getting relief, just use TIZ. It's
different. 1t acts right off. 1t cures
sore feet to stay cured. It's the only
foot remedy ever made which acts on
the principle of drawing out all the
poisonous exudations which cause sore
feet. Powders and other remedies merely
clog up the pores. T1Z cleans them out
and keeps them clean. You will feel
better the first time it's used. Use it
week and you can forget you ever had
sore feet. There is nothing on earth
that can compare with it. TIZ is for
sale at all druggists, Is cents per box.
or direct if you wish from Walter Luz
Their Dodge & Co, Dodge building, Chi
caEO, Ill
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08

Not minute should be lost when a
child shows symptoms of Group. Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy given as soon
as the child becomes hoarse, or even
after the croupy cough appears, will
prevent the attack Sold by all drug
gists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08
Fearless Champion of Dignity Now
Head of Michigan University

years later BE we'll 10 Cornell. return
ing TO Michigan after eight years TO
become dean OF the department of law.
In the absence of President Angel as
minister to Turkey in 1S97-S he was
acting president of the university. and
he again was made acting president
last fall when President Angel resign
ed after a term of service of thirty
seven years.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08
Minor Faults.

ST am afraid we cannot use your
article"
what is the matter with itT'
"For one thing, it is too long"
Anything else"
swell, it doesn't say anything"
Anything else?"
mo, aside from those two faults IT is
one of the finest things 1 have ever
read"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08
A Man Of Iron Nerve.

Indomitable will and tremendous en-
ergy are never found where stomach,
liver, kidneys and bowels are out OF
order. If you want these qualities and
the success they bring, use DR.. Kings
New Life Pills, the matchless reguIat-
ors, for keen brain and strong body.
Twenty-Five cents at all druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08
Performances and Promises.

President Taft's letter to the
chairman of the republican congress
sional committee is perhaps as good
a defense of what the party has
done as the diverse opinions of the
factions of his party will permit.
The letter is an apology for the past
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08
Her Mistake.

"AIy wife insists on having the best
Of everything"
as that soT
Indeed she does"
"Seems kind o. queer"
"Does it? WhyT
"She married you, you know"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08
Lavishness.

ain days of old luxurious people had
cloth of gold placed beneath their
feet"
Yes" replied Mr.. Chuggins. but
those times were comparatively eco
nomical. Now we want nothing less
expensive than rubber tires between
US and the earth."-Washingto Star
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08
Missed Both.

"Did you ever go up I'm bnlloOnT'
''No. and what's better sill"-
"What is?"
81 never came down in one"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08

Glenn H. Curtiss, riding his biplane,
beat an express train by II minutes
in a race of GO miles. Mr.. Curtiss
was not compelled to slow up at any
grade crossings.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08

False to his trust Ballinger must be
removed from the administration
round table. That is the verdict which
popular sentiment will amply sustain.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08

What does Teddy care if the mayor
of Milwaukee did snub him? Were not
the newspaper boys his real hosts?
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08

The primary election takes place
one week from today and dom
you forget it.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08

The resignation of Secretary Balm
ger has been officially demanded
Garry the news to Beverly.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08

What business man wants further
evidence that it pays to advertise than
T. Roosevelt.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08

Everybody from everywhere is head
ed for Rock Island next week. It's go
ing to be the big week.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

hereby announce myself as a can
didate for the democratic nomination
for minority representative in the Thir-
ty-third senatorial district. and ask the
support of all democrats who deem me
worthy. ]. 8. SLOAN.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08
Extreme.

Extreme.
"He is the LATEST man 1 ever saw"
"He is
81 should say sO."-
''How lazy is hep"
''Too lazy even TO draw on his imagi-
nation"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08

Popular conversation is along tn
lines OF popular conservation.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08
Harmless.

They called each other naughty names,
And both got very mad.
They fought according to the code
A pleasant time was had.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08
Place 20 Draw tho Line.

"He liked the river tripT
Immensely
"Then he Is fond Of water scenery
Except when be meets il in n bath
tub"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08
For the Good Eeedsr.

"You think ! would enjoy an ocean
tripT
"Oh. immensely"
"What is the attraction, anyway"
''They have five meals day"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-09-08
THE ARGUS.

Published Daily and Weekly at 1s2A
Second avenue. Rock Island. Ill IEn-
tered at the postof1ce az second-class
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