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The San Francisco call., 1910-08-16
AUCTIONEER FACES
SERIOUS CHARGE
Charles Warner Is Accused of
an Attempt to Assault
Woman

Charles Warner of.the firm of Silver
Mission street, was arrested yesterday
by Detective George Geimann on a war
rant from Police Judge Conlan's court
charging him with an attempt to COM
nit criminal assault. The complain
ing witness is Mrs. Terest Barberis, a
handsome matron, living at 2207 Castro
street.
Mrs. Barberis alleges that on August
she went to the auction rooms to buy
some furniture and Warner told her he
had the furniture in fiat owned by
an old man whose young wife had de-
serted him. He took her there to look
at the furniture. There was no one in
the fiat, and she says that Warner made
advances to her and attempted to as
sault her. She resisted and he apollo
giZed, telling her to call at the auction
rooms and he would make it all right
with her.
She returned to the auction rooms on
august and was introduced to James
Sleler, salesman. She accompanied
S1eler to the same fiat, where Sieler
attempted to assault her and had a
SAAAAAi0A DQL dltGT d Q6SpcE-
ate struggle she succeeded in breaking
away and making her escape. She was
confined to bed by the shock to her
nervous system, and wnen her husband
learned the cause he insisted that she
should prosecute Warner and Sieler
She demurred, fearin gthe publicity.
until he threatened to shoot her unless
she complied with his request She also
swore to warrant for Sieler's arrest,
but Gelman was ma hle m find hin,
Warner denied that he had made any
attempt to assault Mrs. Barberis and
says it is nothing but case of spite
work.
The San Francisco call., 1910-08-16
SIX DEATHS CREDITED
TO EGYPTIAN MUMMY
Sign Warns All Not to Touch
Princess Coffin

For a mummy, to whose malign in
fuences no less than seven deaths are
attributed, an American art collector
has just offered $4,000.
The mystery of Tcheser Ka Ra, high
prieStess of Amen Ra, the dread Egyp-
tian diety of the sun. now on view in
the British museum, faScinates scient-
lists
Woe to him who Injuries the tomb.
The dead man shall point out the evil
doer to the devourer of the under
world
Soul and body shall be destroyed"
Thus chanted the ancient Egyptians
as they lowered their sacred dead into
the granite tombs in the reeesses of
the pyramids. says the Cincinnati En-
quirer- They called on the chiefs of
the powers of evil, the devourer of the
under world, to weave his spells about
the coffin of the dead princess. TO
guard her earthly frame from harm or
decay and to wreak a bitter vengeance
on any rash mortal who should dare
TO despoil or deface the sacred remains.
Between the pictured collins of two
dead Pharoahs in the museum stands
the CONN of Tcheser Ka Ra. distin-
guished by the brilliant yellow color of
her robes.
AT first sight the mummy case looks
harmless enough, 1t represents a
WOiiioh III tilS IOOSS VI dil ESJpIidu
priestess. She is of medium height
and has a plain, almost good natured
face, with the usual Egyptian slanting
eyes and pouting lips Egyptologists
have declared her to be the high
priestess of the temple of the sun at
Thebes
George Davis, London photogra-
pher, arranged his camera in the hall
one bright day in June and took a very
n a nf f,Nrr @f ~~,-f-
Contentedly the photographer returned
home to develop the negative. AS he
drew the negative from the developing
bath he saw he had a beautifully clear
print, but as he looked again the
smile died out of his face What had
happened to the photograph? Had
some one been playing tricks with his
plates?
This was not the face he had seen
depicted on the coffin cover, contented,
amiable. the face of Tcheser Ka Ra, as
the English family knew her. The
photograph disclosed, instead. the
countenance of fierce. malignant
woman, with a diabolical expression,
rejecting, one might think, the terrors
of some CHASTITY place of torment
Horrified, he deliberately destroyed
the photograph. AS he did so he was
suddenly stricken blind. There is a
sign on the coffin warning all not to
touch it, for police annals have records
of six deaths of persons who expired
within "a hours after disregarding the
warning
The San Francisco call., 1910-08-16
ONCE IS ENOUGH
FOR MRS. MCKIM
Daughter of SeItzer King Says
That Clubman Ray Baker Is
Merely a Friend

II Mrs. Margaret Emerson McKim
who recently obtained an absolute de-
cree of divorce from DR.. Smith Hollis
Mckim in Reno. contemplates another
matrimonial venture in the near fu-
ture nhe carefully conceals the fact
She arrived from the Nevada town
yesterday accompanied by the baron
ess Chaboulon and Ray Baker. 1t
was the presence of the young club
man and mining adventurer and his
constant attendance upon her that
started the gossipers in Reno saying
mat Mrs MeKim and Baker would
marry as soon as they reached San
Francinco.
But Mrs. McKim will not admit
lhe truth OF the report
want you to deny positively for
me the entire story" she said yes
'etoay, after having had luncheon
Win Baker at the St Francis
II is pity that a woman can not
nave a friend without it being an
hounced broadcast that she intends
10 marry him. Mr.. Baker has been
very KIND to US. He is a good friend.
BUT / want you to deny the rumor
am tired and need q rent For
months I have been laboring under a
nervous strain. excited by the court
proceedings necessary for the obtain
ing or my divorce. Now I am going
10 take e long rest. With my friend.
baroness Chaboulon, am going to
Japan and viii not be back until the
end OF September. NV father will
Join me then. and we viii spend nome
time hunting in Nevada
concerning the report that has
mixed her name in prospective mar
rage with Alfred G. Vanderbilt Mrs.
McKim was less emphatic than in her
denial Of the engagement to Ray
Baker.
~Oh, please don't bother me-" she
replied 10 the question, Il am tired
and need rest from all this talk"
Mrs. McKim is the daughter of
Colonel Emerson, the bromo seltzer
king. She obtained a divorce on the
groundn Of cruelty
Kay Baker is well known in club
and mining circles in this state and
III Nevada He formerly was deputy
county clerk Of Alameda county. His
father, George ". Baker. was an at
torney Of large practice in Nevada.
his brother, Cleve Baker, is district
attorney Of Nye county New, and
George Perkins.
Ray Baker has been around the
world twice, once as the companion
Of George WhitteH. the young mill
Ionaire. He is brilliant CONVEX
sationalist and nmart dresser.
since leaving Alameda county he has
gwen his attention principally to
mining
Mrs. Mckim and her friend the
baroness viii take passage on the
liner Tenyo Maru, which leaves port
this morning.
The San Francisco call., 1910-08-16
LUBRICANT FOR ROPES
IN THIS SUGGESTION

good lubricant for hosting ropes,
according 10 Mines and Minerals, is
made by mixing one bushel of freshly
slaked lime to a barrel Of coal tar, or
mixture Of pure tar and tallow can be
used When pine tar, which contains
M acid is used a base, lime is I'm
necessary. as tar is solution proof to
ordinary mine water Another good
mixture contains tar, summer OIL axle
grease and little pulverized mica,
mixed to a consistency that will penv-
+rate between the wires to the core
and will not dry nor strip off. The
lubricant should not be so thick as TO
Drevent inspection of the rope, and
after the first application should be
used sparingly, so that the rope may be
kent clean and free from grit Graphite
mixed with grease is another lubricar-
ing mixture that is used successfully
and sometimes pulverized asbestos is
used instead Of graphite.
The San Francisco call., 1910-08-16
EXAMINATIONS FOR
FEDERAL SERVICE PLACES

The United States civil service com
mission announces that the following
examinations will be held in San Fran
cisco al an early date:
Copperplate map engraver (male)
Medical interne, government hospital
for the insane.
For application blanks and further
informa ton relative to these examina-
tions apply to the secretary, 18th civil
service, district room 241 Post Office
building, San Francisco
The San Francisco call., 1910-08-16

The hair dresser is the only lock-
smith love doesn't laugh at.
man seldom insists that he is a
Gentleman unless he isn't.
II isn't the scene shifter's faith that
enables him to move mountains.
The camel is in general use as a
carrier in South Australia
Now the open season for oysters is
closed
The San Francisco call., 1910-08-16

Men on an average weigh 20 pounds
more than women.
Every time a man kills. time he in
jures himself.
To work an embroidered slipper
first catch your boy.
Education enables some people to
teach others how to earn a living.
The San Francisco call., 1910-08-16
LITTLE BOY is DROWNED
IN IRRIGATION DITCH
Child at Play Falls Into Water
Near GridIey
Especial Dispatch TO The Call

GRIDLEY, Aug. 15.-The year old
son of Mr.. and Mrs. Erastus Beck was
drowned today in an irrigating ditch
which runs in front of the ranch house.
The water in the ditch is about three
feet deep. The child was playing near
the water when it fell in, and although
the mother rushed to the rescue the
babe was dead before she could save it,
The San Francisco call., 1910-08-16

Don't waste your time trying to get
back at 9 bacxbiter.
1t is more profitable to feed a mans
vanity than his stomach.
When an eloping couple use an acre
plane ii is difficult to follow them up.
The San Francisco call., 1910-08-16
INDICTMENTS DISMISSED

SENATOR CARRIES BULLIoE-Seattle. Aug.
I5-The steamship Senator arrived from Nome
today with $22S. 900 in gold bullion. Passen-
gers on the Senator report that Mount Shfshal-
quent intervals this summer, was quiet when
the vessel passed Unimak
The San Francisco call., 1910-08-16

In 1883 the brotherhood of railway
trainmen was organized in boxcar by
nine brakemen. 1t now has SO lodges
in the United States. The president
receives $1,000 per annum, the assist
ant president gets $4,000, and the six
vice presidents receive s3,600 each and
expenses when on the road. The broth
erhood has a strike fund of $500, 600,
sometimes termed a, protective fund
The San Francisco call., 1910-08-16

At the last meeting of plasterers
union No. &c Charles Gunther was
elected delegate to the Los Angeles
convention of the state federation of
labor. The usual weekly assessment
to the strikers in Los Angeles was
made. Two candidates were initiated
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-08-30
Rurp fra Storfen.

Man Iog6e iorIe0en NGrfe til / ct
al Storbpen Hep 0orfS 3eIioens.
itrsg, at en- foret % pent iloitpret
9orncfltro bar fritct Iiae uoenfor ct
Bitoli. Haboerne mloerebes | ilere
Onge pna boob berre S1lru bel itoo
Der % oubeoe % pente6e pan, men
ioo bIeO oct op6oget oeo ct 9rep, JON
FnrffommiSiGr Stoper mootog. -
8reoet bar rigtignof aoreSierct til
Wfr. Storf, Central Tarf, Gin, men
oa bette gtapn | noecn @rno ligneoe
bans eaet, iaa brsb BON oct itoen at
mGrfe 6eiltogelien og lGite Ell lioen
Giges irotrpnqenbe 9sn til Storfen
ON at bringe benoeS Sante ct lioet
@uttebnrn. 9repct loo iom fsleer:
~airre Mr. Storf: giI Se bore
ioa mil at bringe min Sante ct lioet
@uttebarn. Seq peo, at on bar fnaet
mango 9repe ira andre Smoopiger,
ser ogiaa enifer ct Iibet Barn, men
icg ifoI pGre taolmooig % peirte til
min Tllr fomner. Seq Dor / WaIb.
mgton % er fiin Der poa SrIeg,
bporfor ieg 9ierne bill ie SanteS
Barn. 0rsp oerfor at brirge oct
ioainort De fan. Ntin Saute bar al.
ting fproi9t for Sen. SeuoeS Sinou
er poa Spoiioen. Sum bar en- flor
fin @lrp fuIot fGrbig.
pc. Scr iaa mil at bringe Den
mart. Sea bar lat @lrpen noeittor
&inouct. - Gtbel Bbilipion."
Nrrmcre lln~beriegclier brogte for
0ooen, at lille Gtbel mente oct al
porIiat meo lit @rep, og at Den al
Sonteu i~itanobroate allru oIlereoe ct
Gar Gage bopoe itoaet tiIIfle uoen'
for &iuouet. SaoocI Mooeren Iont
Smten fsIte iis Iiot ubebogelig be-
rsrt pes Sorfen puo, at %gsoboerne
haobe facet a~nIeOuing til at fi8e inc
| oeres prioote Afierer, men Den lille
Eioe erflGrene uiorbebolbeut, at bu
enIfeSe en- Iioen @ut iom Sefenoe'
barn, 90 SerFor bupoe bru laSet Stor'
fen pibe boao ban ifliIoe bringe.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-08-30
Gn Seiltaselic.

On banit HbiS forteaer fsI9eube Sis
~itorie:
Yaa "8rano 6otel" | &riitidrlid iab
forIebcn ct Gar Serrer pg inbtog en- 8ors
~iriifning.
Sen ere at benz tar en- ipIinterrb Sos
frone frem.
Sen or 9anife rb?"
ga. Seq bar ielb Ia8et BEN"
Yerionalet iptoiet Rrer en- Salits
nlbutnerl
Solitiet bIeo unoerrettet pr. Selefou.
81 2ieblif efter bleb Der Iugt en- tlng
Saanb paa ben ere al De TO un9e 0eGnbs
StulSer.
~8e er an6oIbt Sr. SalItmbntrer. Sill
Sc fsl9e meb."
Seiit forbauiet lpiir8te Be ON 8rltns
ben, men fit iutet Spnr o. ntaatte meo
pna Stationen, buor asiifteuten itrnr
tiIiaIte Dem ioalebeS:
"gn al 0tSrr. BAR iiotalt. at ban bar
Iaeet Sptrouer,"
"Sa,~ IoareSe b~ebfonmeube imiIenbe,
"Set er ri9tie. Set bar iee siort."
"9e %tilitaar oltiao?"
"So, bporior ifulbe ieg frasaa beta
Set er 10 min R9rinesbeil"
"gr Sc gale"
"giei, ie9 er @bntareiter paa Songs
berg
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-08-30
IusTT Spcrtro.

s 2%anosbpen Girihti6af / 8itper.
nementet Simbirif Hog 2pnet for
no9Ie Gage iiben neo / en- @onoe.
snoro % tGnote' Ben / 9rano. Der
bar BOG til Of bespnoe meo ilet inecn
Sore paaf .6e. Slben baooe FIN
oaorliet fat, ser par ri9eIiet meb
Barb Iige oeo Chen al % glr6eibss
frait bar ser Sperftoo al. Wen
9enocrne rsrte - eiter bpab sc rms.
fife SIaoe iortPIer - life Ell Sin.
ger for at rebbe @aarben. 2onoS.
bpers llngoom fom gonifc bit trGf'
fenoe me0 Sprsiten, men DC 8amle
iorbso Dem at BRUCE Den. Sbt 0enne
Srano por, iu9oe sc, life nogen al'
minbelig @ronb, men SUBS Serf.
2ob man life Slben raie no, piloe
belle 2anbsbpen gaa op | 2rier. 90
iaa ~fortaIte De ON, bporlebes Trofc.
TEN elias UNDER llpeir fierer runot
meIlem Sfperne / lin Slouoan og
lpnger Spn eiter 0iGpeIen; % noor
Den Snbe ranlmeS al ct Sun, iprsi.
ter bans BLOB piot omfriug, % oet
er for at foa bette BLOB al Scieu, al
@ub biIt % her mao Iaoe ct Sits gao
op | 6lommer; men forisger ma al
iIitffe ell ioabon Brand, bill oct gao
no ODER belle @pen.
ga Ser innIeoes intet bIep eiort
for at iIiiffe SIben eIler blot be1rpn'
ie Sen, brGrbte baaoe Sen fsrit an
t9ubtc @oarb % NobogaarSen net
til @%runben.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-08-30
EpIitibetienten, ium bDflis, men beitemt
oumpbebe ham ON en- Sawtale.

GpIitibetienten, iom bplis, men beitemt
anmobsbe bam ON en- Sawtale.
&eiultatet al "Samtalen" bar, at
llbret sanIfe ri9ti9 fom for 9asen-ps
M bespnbte Sasen 10 at iaa ct beten'
fslist ubiceuSe.
"8e sr arreieret," iasoe Orpenens
Saanbbaper.
"Se ntaa bore gal - bet belle bar 10
Sppg" forisste asiiitenten at iise.
"Sapel," lpo Bet folbblobis, "bet er
ben Sluss Spps pi bonorerer mef
Sano % grpp. Gar Dc pGeet itrafe'
fer?"
Wen er Se ba blit binbesal, Mant
-ies ct 10 9ulitiusIiitent Z. gil o.
pieblifteli9 Hippo mig"
Wen MI par GeIten al Selitabet toms
met til - suot i%nitrueret al ben be-
~itiaalne.
"Sa, ia, ba," 10 be. "Holitias liitent
ben bar sob. Oct er Ell al Sanmarfs
parite 9pusfneste % Sonbefansers
Gan iao netpp ps bible babe ps til a
Ititfe al uben at betale Dor @~esepanbs
fase! % ban ioreIlus us osiaa ct raft
lipet Snbbruo. 90 ban bar bore
4paa graien" tire @anse!"
"Sa, iaa itaar ban 10 til Spriens,
tsm9rtebe Steoets SOIitimauc iastpn'
big % tos ct iait Gag | 5urbrpbersn.
Saa funbe be andre life lape pere q
ls. Siitorisn bleu %uptlarei, % Gsli
itenten matte ipeubere ct 8ar 5lalfe'
I, oi g~artsbuiets beoite flpSenSe Sarer.
Blanot anbet for at iprmilbe bel
prebe 9anoisns Yolitimano.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-08-30
en- orci Spoe.

GplitiasiiFent 4 Y'bp | Sanmart
6or altib baot Orb for at cGre en- flor
Spasmaser. On at bans Specialiteter
er "2pmmetpperi" fra Senner % ge'
fieuote,-p iittert er BET, at bpis Mnn'
ben life tilialbispis bar bit Hplitias'
iiitent, flnSe Der - Itriper "Garbus
StiIist."-orre blepet en- aloeles slim'
renbe 9ommctpu. al BAN. Sans mango
Ssfienoie er uaturligois ualminpelis
Ipriistige % / ~bosltapelis 6prltanb till
tnappet, mar be er iamntett meo BAN;
men aIissoeI bomber bet temmslts uite,
at en- % anoeu al benz ppSassr, at ban
iapner ct llbr, ct Gisariuteral euer ei
Nssletnippe, ipm iaa befinbsr its | us
fiIteutsns Saretest ps r1aa tnolpIes
paa ublue 8iIfaar.
Ren iprleoen fom ben lansfinsrsb'
IplitiasTItsnt ,ilfpri. San bar ian''
men meb nosen ysfienSte fOmrueu III
paa 9anbet-lanst inb | en- anben SUI
rispiftiun, % mems man ! Ell garisbus
belitatercbe its meb ben traSitiOnsa'
Gasepunbetase, ~fOripanSt irainrli9ois
ct llbr fra en- al gennerne. Senus OPP
bueese burtis "1pueriet", men laso'
iussntins ~iurelsbis. San GIT itiIiaroie
inp i Stuen peoSipen, bpOr en- Sanppo'
litibetieut uetop opbplot fig. % bstrOsS'
epnne, at bans llbr bar itjaaIet.
"Saa-aa.1 iasbe bet %lanbllss go
liii bar De @istante til nOssn be
itemi?"
"Sapel," lsb Sparet falt. "2l er
al be Serrer, ipm iiober serinSe."
8plitimauoen bleu liet bet9nielis.-
"Gei sr ell iarlis Sag iasSe ban" q
iiste en- @ano for Tpperi.
"sRen iss saruntsrer for, at ban ba'
llbret hos iis.' i%urtiatte ben anssn.
90 ba ben ~iutetuuenpe Iolitias lIitsn
! tort eitsr piloe sau, blsu ban itanist a
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-08-30
en- nlisforitaaelie.
OF NiIuie Bod.

en- bcrsut INF 3ocIog, F~roieSior
SduIse, ifrer en- DAG til CT paa 81
ellen boen6e Ben, Siguor oi Ste
funi, pe bo6 Oenre on at bile ienOe
bam nogen grcmplorer al en- irrlig
9lrt Golcoptcrer, befienbt UNDER Nop'
net "9olppbiaa SIipieri", ga oct bar
ham meset ON Of gipre at fomme
9eitboeIie al Dem.
81 Steioni, Tom gierne oiloe gisre
I'm Gen oenne Sieneite, ifreo til en-
onocn grtomolcg peb Nopn Wtirog'
Iio, bpem ban boD ON at fonge noeer
al btSie Gpr til i'm &oaego.
Geppe bop6e ban oficnbt bett(
@rep, for ban tiIf9loig e~rfareSe, O,
en- onoen SmmIer, Signor 2omborbt
Martorara / Sraponi netop bapoI
funeet ct bnIpt bunore Stpffer a
bisie GoIeopterer. 8 ben InIebnini
ifreu 81 Steiani Ct gar ipsaefuIbI
2inier til IiraeiIa. Tom ban nforis
bet loo fsIec fit @rep, os Tom Iso iaa
Ieoes:
"&iGre Soiepb! Set Iaoer til q
'8clppbiHa SIiOieri' bar faat M
ON GereS moroeriife Seniieter, III
DC er ! itcre Sfarer iipeteSe til Yro
pinien Sraponi buor 2ombaroo, ion
ies bsrer, aIlcrebe bar ianset ct baIp
bunSre Stpffer."
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-08-30
Ban trnktr paa Mnr.
5IgT3I545 MIIHHIIH3 IaHaH4sI IHfamhin4
Caf enaas siiIsicm / "spnomsrsponen").

tlirr nm Girene - ban ipntes alt
bsre oeres SpottegIoier og gitierl
Stiloe ban? Bare en- Gang?
5or of bore "Wfono" iom De?
"Raa, ifaal ooa, Sarah" - Set
par ben utrpttelige, "altio tsritige"
Iange 2aurit5. iom ieien isrte Sroet.
Spao ifuIOe ban gisre?
"Sfool, orif noa @lt, bu e beg bel
unot" - belle Sloffen toe M /.
M}en pe6 gorbenoen itob SARAH.
5or bans gren Hang Roberens Sar.
nclorb:
"Suif mao pao elm Sing, Sarah.
SoIo BEG fraa Del, iom Drift -"
90 for bans inore Die itob Oct
foere 9iQebe al Spunsoe, % ban
bsrte bun ioeoe: Oct ifal nof gaa,
Sarah"
San - lao for en- Stiinb aIemtc
ban be andre, ino Wor % benbe, %
ban ipntes ie Ell Snare poa Mors
aino % bore ct Suf fra Spnnspes
2pber, mar DC mi ergnng fit pioe,
at ban bao6e brilOt tit 9sfte for Mor
% benoe.
San Ieftet ban Sooebet, iao Dem
ale inb / Ginenc, iogoe ioa:
"SSa, boffer fer ieio, fno be bill, ca
fam iffie tema @loiet. Mor bep
beoe meg life giero lift - og -
oa ei onnor bep % eiort oct. Go
fam iffie."
Mer ia ban life.
De andre 10 - noqIe bbiifct ON
apinoemogtl og 10 baonIig. Wen
SARAH insbe SarueI, tog Siien og
9if.
90 ban oif biem ON aucIoen, ioo.
DC ban boIpbeit for itg ieIp:
Get bar bu Mor % bu Spnnsoc,
lom biolpl"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-08-30

Signor NirneiIa Ipite grepet, 10
% fulteoe oct | Napirfurpen. H9ite
Morgen tsmte Sienereu ION ieooan.
lie Tepirfurpen paa 8aben. 8a6e-
ieieren feieoe oct belle noenfor Dor.
ten, boor Ell iottig 9onoe opiamleoe
oct ifinnenoe bIaa greppapir % .itoi
oct | 2ommen.
Nn bopbe ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
paa oen Sio fnIbt op at b%eitiIle mee
ben farlige Hsperfapteiu 2ombaroo.
S ct gertsbus fom nogen 9enber
op ot'iIaas, % blep fsrt pna EoIiti.
itationen.
s ben enc gpnoes CONNIE fanot
man bint grep.
Aba! Bolitiet beiret ItrafS noget
Bolppbila, utpoeIig ifrepet Tom Def
bar, IGite man for "Getroniaa".
q. Betroniua OIipieSi ipnes al
ba iaut Ips ON Gercs moroeriife
,Seniigter -. er flp9tet ct bolot
bunbre faneet :. 2omborbo -"
Ger bapoe mar oct fort poa bpiot.
Mon sneo fig | SGnoerne, oct bar
10 ct fortrpffeIig 6unol
90 oenne uffpISige noieenoe gon-
sc itob aItiaa / SorbinoeIie meo Rs-
pernel
afiteb me6 bart, / SGnaicI.
gegipenbeoen bIep omtalt / ole
italienife gIaoe, men b'Srr. Eroies-
iorer agtet life oerpoa.
@onoen fom / Sorbsr ben enc
Sang eiter oen an6en. San pilbe
intet ii9e uooper oct, at ban bapoe
fuu6et SeoIen / Ell Ssplebaug. Gen
imiiffe bloa Sarpe bapbe itiiffet bom
| Ginene. og DC to u6eifrepne Sioer
-. Sapel!
Wan iao til bi1onoen og %inrilte.
Gen bar tint uoregnet al 9onben,
men Holitiets HGie bar enbm finere.
Wtan ifulbe nof fon1me Thumbs /
ben Sag. War i~nbIteoneoe Sioner.
@onSen bIep lat inb / en- Gneceae.
Bare Soalmooigbeb, meo Siben iful.
DC ban nof bli mgr % tilitna! SEQ.
len blep lGit after % otter, % enbe-
Zig cpbagebe Ell ct Sro / Den iioite
Snirfel. Won nnoerisgte bette Orb,
og eiter megeu Meie fit man Hapnet
81 Stefani no at oct. @preren al
oette Nopn bleb tiliagt til ct Wsbc
| Hetten.
ga ban bsrte, bpao SoGen bar
ON, ilog ban op Ell bsi Sotter, % for.
flareoe COMMENCEMENT.
Der itob Yolitiet nteo en- lang
Irie.
Gnbpioerc iuIgte mi SorfIorineen
ira WirogIia % 2pmbaroo Iarto-
rama. Sagen blep mer og nler op.
fIuret, % Tolitiets Npie itaoig len.
gere.
Iar baobe ortiaa blomeret fig
grunoig! 2ombarbo, Sen frpgtebe
Hsoeranferer, bite itq at bore en-
uifpl6ig Samler al 9iQer!
9onoen maatte sc iGtte / Sribeo.
Wen bo bapbe ban iib6et ire Woones
ser uifpIoig / 8GngIel.
90 ben pirfelige 2ombarbo bar
Eolitiet enbnu life fdat fat paa.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-08-30

ScnS "3ecorab.B oiteu~ til SI90t
% @enner bet samle 2anh.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-08-30

The native with a stogie met the
native with a pipe, according to the
Atlanta Constitution. "Howdy, Zeb?''
quoth the stogie native, "Hear bout
tn fuss down to TIL court housel"
Nope" drawled the man with the pipe.
"what was it about?' why, Jim
Simpson, has been suing Abner Hawley
for alienatin' tn affections of his wife,
an Judge Musgrave told tn jury to
bring in a verdict of 6 cents damages,
cause he thought that was all the dam
ages was worth to Jim An Jim's wife got
mad an threw a chair at tn Judge an,
he had her arrested an put in tn cool
err" But didn't tn Judge go a leetle
too far when he fixed her value SO low?'
"Not al all, not at all. Y see, he was
her first husband"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-08-30

Icricn: "SborSan fu,be Sc finoe paa
at iuboe mig paa Seuue IaaSe? IA iee
fisbte Nenne aieee al Gem, iasoe Se.
at ben piIoe bolSe FIG nit 2iu M. cs
M or 6orspISninsen Hist Nd ! minsre
enn en- Manueo.~
@oeis: Sal latte. at ben 9iecs bite
fare Ssres Gil. iorSi ipem Se ben
tisfte. iaa 9e III ut, at iai tie troeSs. Sc
bite lefe rteu ut"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-08-30
Bright Things.
land duller ones.)

The following is from the 'Atchison
Globe:
We have heard of the man who thinks
more of a good lecture, or of a good book
than he thinks Of his stomach, bat we
never knew him.
Doc Robinson thought he could drink
whisky or let it alone. Whisky got
the decision. 1t will get it in your case,
if you fool with it long enough.
When you run for Office you must
believe that a drunken man is as good
and as agreeable as anybody.
The postal savings bank, like other
banks won't save your money unless
you help it.
Why do men attend the Ministries and
buy joke books that they may laugh,
when always and forever, all around,
there are women?
The noise that goes on in the daytime
never seem to disturb the dog that bark
ed all night the night before.
There will always be fools i the world;
education is for those who are anxious
to take advantage of it: for those who
know its Importance. Some people are
of no use to anyone except to agents.