Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1910-03-18
GLOBE SIGHTS

Most of this hatred of the rich is
carried on at a long distance.
How the democrats admire a demo-
crat who has been elected to Office
We admire the man who wins a
medal, particularly ii he leaves it at
home.
Ever occur to you that the busy bee
gets the longest vacation on record?
A boy seldom follows the career
mapped out for him by the school
teacher.
Fear of getting caught makes a few
bachelors, and number of other good
citizens.
Men are all SELFISH They would
rather be late to dinner than to have to
wait for it.
Do little more work, and spend less
time looking for opportunity, and you'll
succeed.
Which, by the way, constitutes the
best families in town: Meat three
times day. or false hair?
When a man has large family OF chill
dren, his opinion of his neghbors is
never without prejudice.
As times goes, that word innocent, +"
when applied to children, has greater
time limit in its application.
One definition for the word hypocrisy !:
To say you had good time when you
we're really in misery.
When father is a widower and dies,
leaving fortune, the silver lining to
the cloud is that he hadn't married
again.
The men at least point with pride to
the fact that no magazine devoted to
their fashion has a million circulation.
We don't care much about Walt Whit
man, and don't know much about him,
except that he was no friend of the
BARRIERS.
Economy, unlike charity, doesn't
usually begin at home; in fact, eco
nomy doesn't begin anywhere as often
as it should.
There is this much in proof that men
are more sincere than women: They
never take on at funeral unless
they mean it,
In every home, the rules of the house
should be printed in large type. and
posted in conspicuous place, FOR the
benefit of visitors.
If man is right minded, he couldn t
have what is known as "good time"
at the funeral OF the worst enemy he
has on earth.
The modern novel is shorter than the
novels of an earlier period, but there
are so many more of them that daughter
manages to keep busy.
What has become of the old fashioned
boy who became so busy eating when
at the table that he didn't ask for
things but pointed at them?
Whenever man blows his nose in
his big generous handkerchief, he is
more convinced than ever that woman
carries her handkerchief for show.
There are a number of methods of
attaining success: A number of stage
dancers seems to have arrived by not
investing all their meagre earnings in
clothes.
What has become of the old fashioned
audience OF women and children that
went forward at the close of an enter
tainment in which child appeared,
to kiss the child?
| bachelor is now known as an old
Tom. (The term originated with turkey
breeders After a gobbler is no more
use except to fatten and eat, he is
known as an old Tom.
Is there any home in the world in
which daughter gets up and gets break
fast for father, and mother doesn't ap-
pear at the table, unless mother is bed
fast, or buried
Boys gossip little, but their gossip
is usually not vicious. To-day We
heard boy say to his lend, another
boy "You know that new dog they
have as Smithson's? Well, it's a she. {"
Among the failures in the world are
many persons of intelligence. Such
failures always lack system and indus
try, and often they lack principle to
such an extent that they are tricky.
THAT" said II an looking up from
his work, with an unhappy home, un-
paid bills and extravagant women folks
in his mental vision, sis my idea OF a
Joy ride. " A hearse heading a process
sion was going by.
A man must ACCEPT what his emplover