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Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-08-26

No man ever loved his wife's rela.
tons so much that he was willing to
die for them.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-08-26

When girl has more than one beau
all her married woman friends tell
her she Is taking desperate chances.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-08-26

whom kings and the members of the
nobility went wild. She owns man.
sion in the Rue de la Nova and on
the mantelpiece Of one room are jew.
eled knicknacks worth over million,
presents to her from royal and other
distinguished admirers. She is said
to be the richest woman of her class
sn Paris. A quarter Of century ago
Lame was the wife of Lieutenant
Pourcher. Before securing a divorce
from her he shot her in the leg with a
revolver.
Some time before this the profes.
stonal beauty had attracted interna'
tional attention by attempting suicide
for love Of scientist whose fame is
now worldwide.
The youthful prince whom she has
now espoused won her heart by fight
ing man who had laughed at he1
big hat, later having to pay fine fol
his gallantry.
Now that she has both fortune and
title 1t is said that the famous
beauty will exercise all her powers in
an effort to force her way into society
feat which, however, may prove
somewhat difilnllt-
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-08-26

When man. instead Of possessing
gold. is possessed by 1t, he is In .
desperate condition.-Davies.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-08-26
The Certain One.

"Well, there is at least one state
in which you women will always have
the say
what is that?"
"Tbe state of matrimony."
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-08-26

Without courage there cannot be
truth. and without truth there can be
no other virtue.-Scott.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-08-26

Life, misfortune, isolation. abandon
ment and poverty are battlefleids
which have their heroes.-Hugo
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-08-26
HEALTH SECRETS.

Keep warm.
Keep out of debt.
Keep clear skin.
Eat regularly and slowly.
Mind your own business.
Get plenty of sleep at night.
Maintain regular bodily habits.
Don't set your mind on things you
don't need.
Keep cheerful and respectable com
pany.
Take early and light suppers. or.
better still, none at all.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-08-26

A woman is always making siren.
uous effort to not look her age.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-08-26

All men may be liars. but 1t isn't
safe to say SO.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-08-26

Men are Just as tickle as women,
but they have fewer opportunities to
show of.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-08-26
WITH THE sAeEs.

Without courage there cannot be
truth. and without truth there can be
no other virtue.-Scott-
When man. instead Of possessing
gold. is possessed by It, he is In =
desperate condition.-Davies.
Life, misfortune, isolation, abandon
ment and poverty are battletlelds
which have their heroes.-Hugo
He who wrestles with US strength
ems our nerves and sharpens our skill.
Our antagonist is our helper Burke.
Love can live upon itself alone, but
friendship must feed on worthiness.
Therefore, the way to secure friend
| is to be Once. F. Goss.
The young are apt to think that rest
means cessation from all effort. but
i have found the most perfect rest in
changing effOrt.-Gladstone
You cannot. In any given case. BY
any sudden and single effort. will to
be true. II the habit of your life has
been insincerity w. Robertson.
The truest help we can render an at.
fiicted man Is not to take his burden
from him. but to call out his best en-.
ergy. that he may be able to hear the
burden.-Phillips Brooks
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-08-26
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Better rolling stone than stolen
roll.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-08-26

It's easier to express your opinion
than 1t is to suppress the opinion Of
another.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-08-26
A man isn't necessarily crooked be-
cause he can't keep a straight face.

Occa. onally the peacemakers fight
for the credit Of having brought about
peace.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-08-26

He who wrestles with US strength
ems our nerves and sharpens our skill.
Our antagonist is our helper Burke.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-08-26

Take early and light suppers. ol
better still, none at all.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-04
THE CUNnnNS' ADDRESS.

That was a notable speech Senator
yesterday at the opening Of the Iowa
republican convention. In his key
note address the able Iowa progress
sive outlined clearly the contest that
Is on between the standpat and pro-
gressive elements Of the republican
party. In presenting the issue that is
uppermost he said:
at is sufficient for the present to
say that it relates wholly TO those
questions which concern. the control.
regulation and restriction of the pow
ers and practices of combined or con-
centrated wealth. Or, to phrase 1t
again,-to the undue and dispropor-
tionate share which corporate capital
Is able to wiring from the profits of
in ndustry. and the injustice it is able
t. inflict upon helpless individuals
and defanseless communities.
"In dealing with these problems the
members Of our party have ranged
themselves along the whole stretch of
economic thought and governmental
sction-from the hopeless and retreat
ing reactionary to the extreme and
visionary radical The rear division
Of this long line. with all its vary
ing shades Of political doctrine, has
come to be known as the standpatters;
while the other, with some diversity of
opinion upon specific questions.
march forward under the name Of
TIE progressives"
That the struggle now on cannot
continue Indefinitely is held by Sem
ator Cummins is is evidenced by the
following.
81 recur in this unparalleled situ-
alton to the calm and optimistic phil
osophy Of Abraham Lincoln, who in
the epochal debate Of 1858 after quot
Ing the maxim: "a house divided
against itself cannot stand" said:
Il believe this government cannot
endure permanently half slave and
half free. I do not expect the union
70 be dissolved. I do not expect the
house 10 fall. but I do expect 1t will
cease 70 be divided. It viii become
all one thing or all the other"
ut is even so with the republican
party It cannot endure permanently
half progressive and half standpat.
do not expect TO see It either defeated
or dissolved, but It must speedily be-
come alt progressive or all standpat,'
Granted that Senator Cummins is
right in this matter and that one side
or the other must triumph completely
the question arises which faction wiz
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-04

ishment, accompanied in the orchestra
by wonderful cacophonic dissonances.
The dancer then began scherzo
movement among the pots and pans.
than which nothing more beautiful
could be imagined, especially those
themes that pertained to the scraping
of the skillets and the emptylng of
the ashes.
With tragically executed pas seul
the performer symbolized the woman
who revolts at the sickening task of
half-solng thei trousers of a nine
dollar-a week husband.
And thus the pitiful story went on,
sweeping the emotions, usually and
auricularly, through the getting of the
morning mail, the wrathful tearing up
os the butchers bill, the scrubbing of
the pantry shelves. the putting on of
the pot for dinner and the argument
with the iceman through rhe dumb
waiter, to culminate in a climax of
soulfully suggestive kicks and wrig-
giles as the harassed woman stimuli
taneously slammed the door in the
face OF the gasping rent agent, jerked
eight burning pies out OF the oven
and hurled the cat from the interior
of the milk pitcher.
Throughout the later portion OF the
performance the artist disclosed vis-
tas of beauty and set a new standard
in the art OF genre dancing.-From
Success Magazine"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-04

it be? VIII the republican party be-
come all progressive or all standpat? ?
Senator Cummins believes the pro-
gressives will win and points out that
the republican party was born pro-
gressive party, 1t came into existence
as protest against the inaction. Of the
wings and the medieval tendencies
of the democrats.
Yet that was 60 years ago and in
the interim great changes have come
about The republican party is no
longer the party Of Lincoln. Havins
been in power SO long it has become
the conservative party. It is logical
it should remain the conservative or
standpat party.
OF course the progressives may de-
velop such strength that they may be
able to take control of the party away
from the standpatters. Progressive
sentiment is developing rapidly all
over the country. 1t is especially
strong in the middle states as is shown
by the result OF the Kansas election.
It is very clear that at the next ma
tional republican convention the pro-
gressives will be a force that will be
hard for the standpatters TO over
come.
But in the east and in many other
parts of the country the regulars are
we'll entrenched. They have control
OF the party organizations and Of the
administration. They have the backing
of the combined or concentrated
wealth which such men as Senator
Cummins seek to hold in check. 1t
will be a miracle if the regulars do
not dominate the next convention and
nominate Taft for reelection.
1t is possible that circumstances
may bring to the front a new party
brought into existence in protest
against the inaction Of the republicans
and the decentralization Of the DEM
ocrats. If it comes that party win
fly the flag of the progressives and
such men as Cummins and Dolliver
will be the standard bearers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-04
LANGUAGE ALL HER OWN.

She possessed a mind discerning
That was stored and crammed with
learning,
And her thoughts, forever burning.
She could suitably express.
All her sentences were rounded,
And her words imposing soundeds
was really quite astounded
As I listened. I confess.
It was rather an infliction,
All this verbal unrestriction.
But her elegance Of diction
Each precise and polished phrase,
And the beautiful selection
Of the words and their connection,
And her most correct infection
They were quite beyond all praise.
Yet I saw her very lately.
And she did not talk ornately;
All that language, suave and stately
She no longer kept on tap.
She was saying. because, diddums.
Where de bad old pin get hiddums,
In his muzzer's p'ecious kiddum's?'
To the baby in her lap.
Selected.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-04

Pendletpn or, Aug. 4. 1910.
Editor East Oregonian.
PendIeton. Oregon.
Dear Sir
Mr.. Editor. however strange it may
seem to the world at large, I must
confess that I have a thought. Fre-
Quently I have Travelled with such
thoughts, but could never bring my
self up TO the point or letting them
out But this one has peen pressing
so hard against the walls of my
thought chamber, that finally it has
out" For since no one else will say
IL and it ought to be saiG, even II they
have thought it l will take it upon
myself 10 do so and ask the pardon
Of an indulgent editor and public in
general; forI sincerely believe some
thing like this will pe good for our
country. And if I d.d not think this.
if something like this was not my
motive I would certainty desist and
put even the thought in the waste
basket. I have been to Barnum's ;
circus and 70 the Portland rose car
nival. Barnum became famous and
a millionaire by humbugging the pub
lie. according TO his own statement
Portland has gained fame as the rose
city from roses grown elsewhere, and
made into floats and exhibited rs pro-
duets of Portland, after the p. T. Bar
mum method. sic itur ad astra." But
my contention is this: Pendleton and
Umatilla county at large and many OF
its prominent citizens can hit the
same road to the stars and in a SIN
cere way with products raised right
here in our midst write this
apropos of the coming agricultural
fair. And say that it has been some
what of a grief to me not see floats,
floats galore, exhibiting the many pro-
duets and Industries of the large ter
ritory represented. The samples of
livestock in the parades have been
rne and other things accordingly; but
O, the dearth of floats as intimated
above. So why can't the committee
offer a sufficient prize for the best
float exhibiting the products of the
farms, both grain and diversified
farming and the machinery and meth
DDS of harvesting. For this must be-
come and remain more and more an
agricultural district. These could be
real Harvest Home" floats and the
committee could make the same worth
going after eXen a prize of $3.50 or
$500. And this l think would call
out much of the latent talent on the
farm for such talent is there. The
day of the 'clod-hopper-' is gone: it Is
already striking 12 in the day of
scientific or book learned farming.
which is fast replacing the other
methods. And may it come more full
ly in Umatilla county, where the au-
tomobile has already replaced the OK
cart. Mr.. Editor, I DO not care to give
away my thunder, as to how l would
fix up such a float; but 1 do wish to
say. if the committee having it in
charge should make it interesting
enough. as suggested above they can
look for me on the streets of Pendle-
ton. on a future fair day as named by
them in the program with the-goods
ON hand, arranged according to my
/ own fertile imagination.
sincerely yours
REUBEN RUSTICCS.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-04
FROM DEPUTY TURNER.
Meacham Or. AUG. 3. 1910.

Meacham Or, Aug 3, 1910
Editor East Oregonian:-
Dear Sir-I saw an article in the
Aug . issue Of the East Oregonian
stating that young grouse We're being
slaughtered by hundreds and posi-
blv thousands" around Meacham and
Mckay creeks Now have been
camped at Meacham ror the last two
weeks and am within efgnt miles Of
the Mckay "brakes" and about the
same distance Of Huron ridge and
have made repeated trips to both
places therefore I am II position to
state that the article referred TO is
a sad mistake and the man that wrote
the article is surely in the same as
he said the young grouse were, the
foolish age" If he thinks there has
been hundreds" or thousands" Of
birds killed this early in the season.
as any one will know that has tramp
ed over these hills during grouse sea-
son.
Now what l would like to ask is
that your informants. whoever they
are, that call themselves sportsmen,
would try and assist the game war
dens by finding out who has been vi
olating the game laws and report
them instead Of "hollerin' their heads
off" We might accomplish some
thing. AS you know that there has
never been way devised to keep peo-
pie from breaking the law. If there
was New York city would do away
with their expensive police force.
The last law passed is so arranged
that anyone can swear out a COM
plant against a vioIator Now IL he
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-04
GOOD MANAGER NEEDED

At the Commercial club rooms this
evening the stockholders of the from
tier exhibition association will meet
to further perfect the organization
that has been formed. At this time it
is but right to say that the success of
the enterprise that has been launched
with so much enthusiasm will rest
primarily with the men who are plac-
ed in charge. Upon the director or
manager especially will rest a heavy
responsibility The head of the or
ganization should be a man who is
full of enthusiasm over the project
and who has brains, energy and ex-
ecutive ability. In the humble opinion
OF the East Oregonian such a man is
to be found in City Attorney ]. R,
Raley and if he will accept the task
the association will not go wrong in
choosing him as its head. Mr.. Raley
was practically the organizer Of the
present scheme and his talents and
standing peculiarly fit him for this
position.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-04

doesn't want to do this ne can report
1t 10 deputy game warden Then II
the game warden does not prosecute
he can have the warden fined for not
doing his duty.
Now "sporJsmen." please let us CO.
operate and it may be tina by us all
watching and listening and comparing
notes and reporting vioiators to the
game wardens insteac Of kicking a"
we can keep down tnls ruthless
slaughter OF "hundrets- and thou
sands of young grouse.
Very truly yours
O. F. TURNER,
Deputy Game Warden.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-04
"DANSE DONIESTICA."

An immense audience gathered on
Monday afternoon at the Theater OF
Interpretive Art, to see Mile. Hopupli
and her associates in her much-her-
aided "Danse Domestica."
The orchestra played a prelude,
poetically typifying the dropping of a
tray full of breakfast dishes, after
which the curtain rose upon the
poorly furnished flat of an ultimate
consumer.
The great terpischorean artist was
discovered picking up the fragments
Of dishes and when this task was CON-
pleted she made leap into the air
emplematic of life with nothing to
live on.
Aighting, she whirled madly across
the stage and flung herself in an ecta-
Sy Of wrath astrde of the baby's crib.
Laying the cause of her tempera-
mental outburst across her lap, she
gave it it's regular morning spank
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-04
Time, the Healer.

When the lady with the sharp fea-
lures gave a succession Of shifts at a
rather doubtful piece Of beef the
butcher was, to say the least annoy
er.
anything am.ss with that?" he in
quired with a tinge Of trucuence
The lady lodged the question 81
was just a-thinkn' that the relations
o. the bullock wot it came 'offn be
smiIin' again." she said.
"Smiln?'"
"Smilin' repeated the lady. "The
pain O. losing a dear friend'll be soft
ened by now"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-04
TIE BRADFlELD CO., ATLANTA, GA.

81 pleads guilty ter steaiin' dem
melons, Jedge," said the prisoner,
but l wants de mercy er de court"
ION what grounds" asked the
Judge
"On desc grounds replied the
prisoner. Il stole de melons but de
sheriff didn't give me a chance ter
eat 'em,"-Atlanta Constitution.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-04

Judge Lawlor it seems is still on
the job of graft prosecution despite
the fact that the life was taken out OF
proceedings when Francis ]. Heney
was defeated for prosecuting attor-
ney of san Francisco. It was doubt
less a source Of satisfaction to Lawlor
to send some Of Calhoun's attorneys
to Jail for contempt of court.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-04

There is little sickness in Pendle-
ton this summer. There would be less
ie more rigid precautions were taken
against typhoid and similar fevers.
Filth and flies are the chief causes
of summer illness. Abolish the filth
and the flies go too.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-04

From appearances it would have
been just as well for the Kansas reg
ulars had Speaker Cannon remained
AT home and allowed the Kansans to
handle their own election.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-04
|, ,~.~~~-.~~~eee
WINGS or THE MORNING.

, If 1 could have the mornings =
, wing, =
D Oh, lands FAR off I'd seek, =
, Beyond the silver seas that sing .
B Around an azure peak! Z
D on mists OF rainbows I would =
soar.
B And I would watch the dove .
, With bearing n life's golden =
, door =
} The interludes Of love =
} If I could have the mornings .
wing, =
It's fresh and dewy sweep, .
} I'd fly where isles of gladness .
spring =
From out a sapphire deep, =
And circling Ger a grove of .
bloom .
Unit, her grOt I spied, .
I'd drop amid her fairy loom =
To kiss my fairy bride. =
If I could have the mornin's .
wing =
I'd seek q land so far .
I'd wake to hear the planets =
sing =
} OF fields where phantoms are =
That once were little children =
sweet y
We loved and cast away =
To bind upon our hearts the =
street =
And on our feet the clay. =
b The mornings wing-oh, it must =
- be =
; A sweet delight to know
The dewy and the dreamful glee Z
. Upon its flight to go
= The lily and the Tyre are one, 4
. The ocean and the strand,
. With beauty in her blazing sun 4
= To skim and kiss the land! 4
D Baltimore sun.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-04

Now is the time for all good citizens
to go to the court house and register,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-04

Even the regular" republicans now
seem to be dying" about Ballinger.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-04
MOTHERS FRIEND


cheerfuness and bright disposition during the months before baby
blessings
and physical
affords 1t nment
lubcate
glands gradual expansion of the skin tissues aid the relief
The regular Mothers
danger when baby and
mother Mothers Friend is sold
tanning valuable information expecant
THE BRADF7ELD CO., ATLANTA, GA.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-04
A Reliable
Remedy
ely'S Cream Balm
Is quickly absorbed.

@Ns ~ hsAs
Gives Seiei at Once.
1t clean es, soothes,
heals and protects
the diseased inem-
orane resulting from
Catarrh and drives
away a Cold IN the
Head quickly. Re-
stores the Senses Of
Taste and Smell. Flu
gists or by mail. In
Ely Brothers, 5G Wai
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-04
\ FAIR SUGGESTION.

Pendleupn or, Aug. 4. 1910.
Editor East Oregonian.
Pendleton. Oregon.
La voz del pueblo. [volume] (Santa Fe, Nuevo MeÌxico) 1889-192?, 1910-10-22
La Population del TeRrilOrlO de
Arizona.

El territorio de Arizona, seg1n el
q timo censo, tiene una population de
204,35 Ell aumento de population
en- el territorio, en- diez afios, ha sldo
de uBos 81 423 habitantes.
En- Ia convention constitutional
que ahora esta en- sGsi6n en- la capital
del vecino territorio es mas que pro.
bable que Sc adopten el referendum,
la iniciativa y la revocatoria.
Los agentes de las corporaciones
han queridO "meterles ell coco" a los
delegados de la mayorfa, que son de-
mocratas, diciendoles que 81 redactan
y sprueba ell pueblo una constitution
con esos provistos escritos en- ella, el
presidente y ell congreso la rechazR-
ran. A esta smensza los delegados
han contestado que ellos no reconocen
mas amo con deTecho dictarles, que
ell pueblo; que ese amo va les ha di-
cho que deben de hacer y ESQ haran
aunque Mr.. Taft y al congreso no
les guste; y que 81 no se les sdmite
ahora por esa causa que entonces Sc
aguardaran hasta que puedan eutrar
al concerto de estados como cludada-
nos smerieanOs.