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The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02
FROST COVERS NEBRASKA
Killing All getation-Temper ature in West Low.

Omaha, Nebraska-Light frosts pre- vailed oyer western and northern Nebraska and indications are for con Hills an inch of snow fell, breaking the record for early snow. All yege- tssion was killed in the hills and the temperature dropped to % degrees. In Northwestern Nebraska the tempera- ture went to 36 degrees, while over the entire western end of the state the thermometer stood at 40 degrees. The usual killing frosts have been known as early as August g.
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02
FRIED 10 CUT VICTIMS HEAD OFT
Charles Pickett, Who Killed Ceoroe
 Keeney, Claims Sef-Defense.

lmboden.-Charles Pickett, who wa, held by coroners jury to an- swer te the charge of murdering George keeney, does not deny the killing, but claims self-defense Pick ett claims that he was attacked by keeney while the latter was drunk. He claims Keeney snapped a revolver at him in an attempt to kill him and then attacked him with a chair Find ing that he could not make his escape. he claims that he seized piece of scantling and struck Keeney on the head After Keeney fell. to make sure that he was dead Pickett states that he tried to cut Keeney's head off
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02
Boil Weevil at Grand Prairie.

Charleston.-Dr. K. E. Hudson Of Grand Prairie reports that the boil weeyil is playing sad havoc in his vicinity There are two of these in. sects to boil of cotton in places. and II infected bolls to the stalk. Heavy foliage. much moisture and cool weather are what the worm likes and has.
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02
James Hopkins Killed by Train.

Altus.-James Hopkins was found dead by the side of the Iron Noun tain railroad track at point near AliN station, about three miles south. east of Altus, at an early hour in the morning His shoulder was broken and his head crushed. He is supposed 10 have been struck by the east-bound flyer. which passes that point early Tn the morning.
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02
SAUERKRAUT CROP SHORT
Dry Weather Cuts Down Cabbage Crop and Price of Product
 May Rise.

Fremont. O.-Because of the long dry spell there will be a shortage in sauerkraut this year. The kraut fac 'eries Of ties city. which is the cen Ter or the industry, have started their annual sllcing.
 They report that cabbages are smaller than usual and that entire neids have been destroyed by rot and the yellows." A rise in the price Of sauerkraut is prospective.
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02
Canadian Churches United.

Victoria, B G.--The Canadian General Methodist conference, in session here. by an overwhelming majority declared in favor of a basis for church union whereby the Metho- dists. Presbyterians and Congrega- tionalists in Canada may unite as one denomination, to be known as the Union church.
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02
KILLED IN TRAIN WRECK
Crash Occurs Near Biackwater, Mo, Sixty Miles West of Jeffer-
 son City.

Jefferson City, Mo.-Five men were Killed and one badly injured when two heavy freights on the river route di- vision of the Missouri Pacific collided head-on near Blackwater, about sixty miles west of here, at ? o'clock in the morning
 The men reported killed were; D. II. Kuehn. engineer Kansas City; D. E. Finnel, engineer. Jefferson City; c. k. Roth. brakeman, Jefferson City: T. (. Fredericks, fireman, Sedalia; George Taggart. fireman. Jefferson City.
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02
RAG SORTER FINDS GEMS
'' one Week, Man Working for $6 Picks Up St,8oo Worth
 While at Work.

NeWark, N. J.-Herbert Streuble mus the job of rag sorter at a paper niiii In Whippany, N J.. most re muneratiye position. His wages are oniy S6 week, but during the past "eek he has profited s1,S00 from val u'oies which he found concealed among the old rags and waste which ualiy passes under his rake.
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02
Soldiers Thwart Alabama Mob.

Montgomery, Ala.-A National guard picketed the Andalusa Jail to save Thomas Hayes. negro. charged with murder. from lynching. A mob tried to rush the iafi. but turned back when it encoun- tered the soldiers Hayes was brought here for safe-keeping He is charged with numbering a night watehman.
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02
PREMIER IS VICTORIOUS
Settlement of Labor Troubles Ex- peeted to Follow lntercession of
 Cabinet Member in Disagreement.

Madrid, Aug. 30-Premier Candle Jas Is credited with a diplomatic vic 'ofy in the calling off of the general sf'ke declared by the Bilboa fedora e'ons ih support Of the striking min CTS II is now believed that a set 'iemeht of the miners trouble can be arranged.
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02
TWO Killed on eattleship.

Taranto. ltaly.-A boiler explosion on the Italian battleship Regina Marg- herita killed two sailors and wounded seven. several of whom it Is feared, are fatally hurt.
The Forrest City times., 1910-09-02
Fl Dorado BuIldino New School

Fl Dorado. Ground has been broken for the new school building. The architect and contractors are de tcrmined to push 10 completion ths hnilding at the earliest possible mo- meut Several carloads Of material afe now on the side'raek Tha gtructure will be of pressed brick and tie contract price Is s17,o0o,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-11
BASEBALL Will
START soon
SENIORS, JUNIORS AND
BOYS CLUBS TO PLAY
7. M. C, A. Takes Hand In
Getting. Things Going -
Schedule Is Arranged ~
Marines Are Wanted to Join,

There is boom in indoor, base
ball, and schedule Of games has
already been arranged by X. s. Gault
Of the Y. M. c. A. A start will be
made next Monday night, and DR..
Hand Is anxious to meet Captain
Ramsey OF the Marines and have him
arrange team to go up against the
Y. M. C. A. bunch.
Only two Junior matches have 30
far been arranged, but the seniors OF
the Boys Clubs and the Y. M. C. A.
are all ready for the beginning. The
schedule is as follows.
Junior Games.
Kauluwela vs.. Kalihi, at Kalihi,
Oct. II. 10
Beretania VS.. Palama, at Palama,
Oct. IS.
Senior Games. "a F"
Palama VS.. Kalihi, at Kalihi. Oct
lobby tF' n.
Kauluwela VS.. Y. M. c. A.. at Y,
M. c. A., Oct. "a. y
Palama vs.. Beretania, at Palama
Oct. 2s.
Y. NJ. C. A. VS.. Kalihi, at Y. M. C
A., Oct. 81.
Kauluwela VS.. Beretania, at Kau
lpwela, Nov. 4. a"'.s
Y, M. C. A. vs.. Palama, at Y. NJ
c. A., Nov. Z.
Kauluwela vs. Kalihi. at Kalihi
Nov. IA.
Palama VS.. Kauluwela. at Palama
Nov. 1s. fS
Kalihi VS., Beretania. at Kalihi
Nov. 81.
Y. NJ. C. A. VS.. Beretania, at Y
NJ. c. A., NOV. 2S.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-11
MANOA NIGHT Tennis TOURNA.
MENT ADVANCES ANOTHER step
FIVE MATCHES PLAYED LAST NIGHT = THREE WERE
WON EASILY, THEN TWO WERE CLOSER - IRVINS
SERVE PROVES UNPLAYABLE-COOKE BROTHERS IN
GOOD FORM. GA ~, Ir,. "a ls+r ~ 49,, ,g.q.5s .,5o

: NAtherton did better In the doubles
last night than he generally does,
and he brought off some nice drives.
He does not seem to relish the vol
ley game. and would do better II he
stood up closer to the net. Still, he
did good work aud he and his part
.ner did pretty well as they liked
with the other pair.
The next match was also a doubles
event, and Schmidt-Warren beat
observation-disclosures 1917 after an
amusing match. All four players
did their best to get the ball across
the net, and at times there were
some long-sustained rallies that
made the spectators sit up and voice
their approval.
The final match of the evening
was that between r. A. Cooke and
Harry Gray, and once more the ge-
NAL Harry went down in defeat. The
score was 1913, and Cooke was too
strong for his opponent. Gray, how.
ever. got in some fine strokes, and
he made Cooke play his best to win
This evening there will be some
very interesting matches. and the
best players in the tournament will
take part. The matches will be as
follow: Fs-t
Mems Doubles-Gray and Steer,
VS.. Greenfield and Savage, at p. m
Mems Singles-Atherton Richards
vs. Jack Guard, at 1880; Richard
Cooke vs.. Gerald Irwin, at $3.50; A
u. NOVEL; VS.. w. w. Low. at 9;
Johnnie Waterhouse VS.. II. E. Saw!
age, at $3.50. .us .s
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-11
THE FINEST FABRIC

is coarse compared with the lining OF
the bowels. When irritated we have
pains. diarrhea. cramps. Whatever
the cause. take Painkiller perry
Dayls),
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-11
EWABALL team
IS IN.RUNN|NG
DEFEAT WAIANAE BY
4 SCORE. OF IS TO 7
Aiea and Eva to Play Two
out of Three Games tor
4 the Championship OF Bush
League.

- se"~o -
fan to write up a baseball game, es-
pecially when his own team has won
out. The Plantation league has one
scribe who is on to his job-from
the standpoint of his own nine. The
following account of last Sundays
game between Eva and Waianae is
the real dope:
Sunday was day Of great re-
joicing in Eva, as the baseball team
put itself in the running for the
| cup for 1910. BY defeating Waia-
nae they now play Aiea the best
two out of three games for the PEN
nant. 'ft 81
| Waipahu was the scene of the OPP
eratiets, while oEwa and Waianae
we're She parties. To have
beehq tRerf diieI would think that 1t
WIS Everybody elise against EVA,
Two or three gentlemen, conspicuous
by their size, but rendered small by
their show of sense, sought numbers
of times to dampen the ardour OF
Ev, oon,,,aan, ' " A'
a
put Ewa was winning, ana NOT
even me water on the island
couid nave ,nad any erect on those
,raa' earioo'e,s'.Hno were wi,hhs 70
uev .ne sn'i'g On tne'r pa'k 'ha'
'he'r OWN team wou'd wih' "
1t would be very good policy on
the part OF tine national League
10 eiihihate All FOOTING
anu theh mere wouiu De no rear o'
an uhaer omciai putting 'oo-ara,
emf visiting roo'er on the plantation
srouhus'
The game In itself was rather q
one-sided AFFAIR with regard to play
Wa'ahae came 10 pat nrst anu wer'
uiSihisseu ain'os' iliiheu'a'eiy' EVA
III 'he hrs' came 70 'he MARX ahu
hau one man cream 'he ruoper' which
gave them the iead' Waiahae III 'hs
secoha came 10 pat 10 even hiat'ers
ana Muhdoh sent out nice hoihs
run, which put the two teams on
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-11
new TALENT
ATEMP|RE

Manager Overend has secured the
Willis Trio. Harry Stella and Claude
and Clara Heating, the mighty atom
versatile entertainers who win appear
at the Empire tomorrow night They
are direct from Richards TROLL In
Sydney which Is good guarantee OF
their ability.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-11

There is a movement afoot for the
Oahu League TO take over the Athletic
Park but II is doubtful II. as things at
present exist, the deal will come on.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-11

Throwing the baseball will be a
feature OF the sports meeting at the
Athletic Park next Sunday and II
Johnnie Williams. Leslie and few
others get going some good marks
should be established.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-11

Connie Hayes dropped into the
Bulletin Office this morning and
announced that he has to undergo an
operation. and thst he is out OF the
long distance running game for all
time. Hayes will take up half mile
|rnns'in future -thatsis II the varicose
veins that are troubiinghlm are cured
by the operation.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-11
DOTS AND DAsHEs.

John McCandless has returned from
the mainland and the fine athlete will
take part In the various sports and
games that will be on tap for the
next few months. He will be on the
College OF Hawaii team, and should
be great acquisition to the eleven.
Harvard University will have the
benefit of Paul WIthington's advice
as regards athletics In the future. The
Honolulu man will get a large salary
for his services, and he is thought to
be worth every cent of 1t. ,,.G n
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-11

Kaoo was out on the roads yester.
day and he Is running in good form /;
he should give people a taste OF his
quality before he runs against Sol
der King; the last time the old fell
low. appeared in the Haleiwa Mara
thon he was down and out near the
finish. and 1t would be better for him
to lshow the Honolulu public that he
is In really good fettle now.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-11
JUNIORS WOULD PLAY
SENIORS INDOOR GAME
Y, M, C, A, Baseball Players
Are Eager for Match,

Indoor baseball is all the rage
nowadays, and soon the game will
be played everywhere a hall is avail
able. The following challenge speaks
for itself:
Honolulu, Hawaii, Oct. IL, 1910
Sporting Editor.
Dear Sir: Kindly allow us space
In your sporting columns to issue
our challenge ito a game of indoor
ball with the ~. MUG. Astseniorf
losers to pay for refreshments. The
following are the Junior players II
Klemme, cgF o. Mills. ri D.; ,NaoMc
G,iire, 1b.;rA. silva; r2b.; A. lAuer'
back, 3b.; X. Mcclure. 49,; Ia Rosa
field; sub. s. Tinker.
Hoping you will issue the above
challenge and oblige.
KENNETH MCGUIRE.
Nt.3 Captain of Juniors.
p. S.-Dr. Hand preferred for ar
umpire. Game Friday night, Octo'
Der IA.
q q q
The officials for the races at the
Athletic Park have been selected and
they are as follows: Judges-Lester
Petrie, william Williamson, Charles
Chillingworth; Mcclellan. w. 7. Raw
Inns and w. Simerson. The starter
will be John Lane and Ben Hollinger
Ran CLARK and w Chiffon will hold
the watches. August Reinecks will
act as clerk OF the course.
The press bunch or expert racqne,
fmsns got going yesterday AFTERNOON
and some good tennis was played TIE
Star Representatives. are practisins
hard IN order to have a go at the Bpl.
, letin and Advertiser teams. but the,
mighl.sS we'll save. their wind ~ fai
les the HIiletin goes for the batter
team, ~ s0of stroPg.is ibsT1
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-10-11

The big white barge that has been
In use at the Healani boat club for
years, was broken pretty well up on
Sunday. 1t appears that some kid
and his friends took the boat out and
tried to do surfing stunts In II; the
consequence was that several large
holes were punched In the bottom OF
the craft and yesterday dozen or so
members OF the club had to carry the
barge overland to place where an
attempt will be made to mend her.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-11-09
What Ic an Element?

In his little book caliei The Eie-
mcntS" Sir William y. Tildrn defines
an element as n substance from
which by the operation of ordinary
chemical processes only one kind of
matter can bc obtained" This is some
thing quite different from the four cle-
nicnIS of AriStOiic--lirr, water. earth
and air or Me salt. sulphur and mcr-
curry of The alchru!ists. Even in mod
ern times the conception Of what an
element really j. has changed some
what Sir William adds: Until quite
recently the clements of the Inorganic
weird were supposed 70 hr fixed. i'm
uutablr with the lapse eff ages or UNI
der the mighty furt'cS concerned in the
making Of worlds. Bat wi.ln Il few
years we have learned that The atoms
at least are continually crumbliEg
.HWar /; =. iulur@>ib!" To- say whcth"r
I'll iiny not hp ,lynt ring Il slow waste
which in the long run may lead back
10 the primal chau,"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-11-09

The cpint III" j. not very distinctly
drawn IN the lHlSl republics ihc san
Bias l3diJt,, ar" tuund IN and around
Panama Like the Semnnics uf Flor
ida. they never were conquered. y
curious feature of nalive life III Parma
ma i t&r rnckiieAting which. Ike
bnSelr.ll "a - United states. IS more
attractive to'thr public than any other
form 3f rncrrltina Even the work
men on Tie streets have fayori,e birds
tpthcrcd bear by and Sc,I" every OPP
portunity 10 test their proWcsS. The
click-click Of steel spurs as the birds
strike each other thc squirting of blood
ami the ciamoI of men inlulGlng in
small wagrrS seem To supply the men
tai excitement th1t SpaniarlS lind in
bulfghtS ANA that English speaking
races derive from less brutal contests.
The hacker Of each ganlrcOrk stands
behind IT, ana If his bird shows signs
of exhaustion he takes it NJ ana puts
its bill into his month while he in
Hates lis exhausted lungs. one game
cock in 4 fight witnessed by the writ
or. appearing almost dead. WAS thus
revived. went back into the pit and
finally killed its opponent National
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-11-09
Curious Baths In Penang.

One Of tlie many things that strike
the tourist as curious at Penang Is the
type Of baths with which the hotels
are provided. Penang Is in the Straits
Settlements. British crown colony In
the Malay peninsula. deriving its name
from the straits of Malacca. which
form the great trade route between
India and China. From each Of the
first class rooms opens II dark. cement
paved. damp smelling little room
which serves as the bath In il Is an
immense jar Of porous brown earth
ciiwurc about live feet high. nearly
three feet in diameter in the middle
ana lut one aud n half feet in diane
ter M the top. II stands huge and
graceful If outline bur dark and unin-
wiling. and is full TO the brm with wa
ter. not. however 10 get into. Near
II are II supply of soft soap ana II long
handled quart dipper The proper pro-
ccdurc is to soap the body well. then
fhEw several dipprrS # water over
lit.jrrpcaIiug The process until salts
Hcd. Tiers = water enough u Keep IL
up for IN hour or 50. and there Is N
ml-c crash towel rs arg" rs II sheet
To Wlap up in when The bath Is over
Detroit News Tribune.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-11-09

SIR WHi,rr ilcsinl IN one Of his
books say, ~ the "u'hn" nf Robinson
CInsor" ana ".inurnal IF the Plague"
"lIr FL" WAS born in III" year 1861
His father lived in Crirp!cgate. where.
aS we k"ov,, hr had II shop. The
child therefore. was four years Of age
in the pla@ur year. y cliid of four
observes II great deal ana Eay rCmcm-
Der Il gr";r deal. De Foe says: When
any one bought Il joint of meat he
would not TAX" il out-af the butchers
hard. but took II of The hopkS him.
self On the other hard. the butcher
would not touch the money. but put it
into pot full of vinegar which he
kept Gof the purpose. This must sure
~ have been seen by the child and
remembered. 1t happened in his ia
Tiers shop before his eyes"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-11-09

dIapldaicd uld house upon The hill
who w,'r" known ~ Mrs. May and her
daughter Miss Miriam
Tine stranger thul,,ld them aud pro.
Cccdrd down the roadway. .
It was di2li"ll 10 Distinguish th2 old
house through the GrnHe growth of
trees whIrh surr,un"vd it, while the
wooden gut" nj lh' .'utrah"r I" the
grounds was lr.dsrd across with
shrubs ana ovvr'ang,ng branches. The
man. rrH hing over 10 examine the
interior uf the garden. was met by II
low, threatening gruwL
""'h,.; foOD D,a; alI,d q lear
young voice. AID Il girls face appeared
above the bramblcs. 1t was rather
disappearing to hr thus looking di-
rcctly into IL pair of questioning blue
eyes. but he managed Ia stalHmrr out
Reynolds.
We are strangers here" the girl
told him. II am afraid Icannol help
you"
",Iv name Is Madden" he said con
ddcntaIly. II AIN The h"arnr If an
important message for Mr. Robert
Reynolds
The girl looked steadily into his face.
Her own hnd -rouu yrry white. IL
repent" she said culph1ti"ally that
cannot help YOU" Thru Gown through
the Sleep garden thrr' rart'a uucru-
lt,tt b -
she waited win sudden terror in her
eyes.
Miriam" waited rhc voice. "Nir!.
am!
"Go. please" she whispered breath
lrssly. then ran swiftly toward tho
house.
As Madden rtstt red ID" gate behind
him he closed his mouth drtcrmiucdly
If Robert Reynolds WAS concealed
there. rs IN bad reason to suppose, he
must not again allow n SENSE Of chival-
ry 10 deter him from seeking bin out,
forcibIy il i need be- one could not
openly doubt a lady's word. hut when
another opportunity pres utcd itself he
would hr rcs"!utc. .
The opportunity arrived when he met
Tho owner uc the much discussed house
CT 'r% ~ $50 nn'el "lfits for SHlc,"
Madden remarked casually. IL might
20 up with you and look II over
The girl whose face haunted him
continually. whose blue eyes moved
him so quickly from bafllcd anger TO
pity. looked up startled from the
flowers she was clipping as they APP
preached.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-11-09
the EMBEzzLER.
A Mystery of a Man and Ills
Daughter.
by AGNES G. pEooAN.

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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-11-09
A German Leneno .

The Germans have II legend of Fred
crick BarbarosSn hat he is not dead,
but in IN enchanted sleep, sitting with
his knights nj II marble table in the
cavern Of kyfhauSen. in the ilarz
mountains. His long red beard has
grown during this long cnclantment
and. covering the table. descends to
the floor. and he sits thus waiting
The moment thai will set him free.
There he has been kept for long cen
turtles. There hr must stay for ages.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-11-09

!!c- Ugh I'm rpin. ont ;. and
yOu won't Hrr ne Hsain uur he day
AZ judgment
She (Swe,tly, getting the last word.
: usual All right dear. ana IL you
aren't feeling in Il hrtiy.' &c lpcr p'cnse
let il be we'll Oh In n" afternoon. =
London Saturday i,cNirw
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-11-09
Social Sliahts,

'Nlcs. Jangle says she can remember
when that fashionable Cumroy family
didn't knox where the next meal was
coming from.
We'll" replied Miss Cayenne, "it's
evident she didn't invite them TO dine
with her then. 50 there's no reason
why they should invite her now
Washington Star.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-11-09
Audible Sleep.

''Is Mrs. Schnorcr in" asked the
caller.
Yes. ma'am." answered the maid Of
all work in the boarding house, shes
mt present in her room
Are you s"rc?"
Yes. m"'am. Just overheard her
taking Il nap"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-11-09
sym,aths,;o Admiration.

Drinks So you enjoyed The circus?
Winks Yes: was particularly inter-
cstcd in tl,c lu"glcr I'll bet that man
could gel any number Of bundles from
street car to the train without drop.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-11-09
His Defense.

What defense" asked the grafter's
wife, did you make when YOU faced
the investigating rommittec?''
II vchrmrnlly called the man who
had brought the charges n liar. Chi.
cago Record Herald.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-11-09
His Obieation.

Scottish Bachelor VIII We hac some
tea? Visitor oh. please don't trouble.
bachelor no the trouble; it's JUST
the expense. Punch.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-11-09
IL Womb.

Ela-They say sugar alone will sus.
tain life for some time. Stella-Life
would be sweet. wouldn't HEX.
change.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-11-09

Nothing IL moro diagrnrc'rl than In
sincerity. Cicero.