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Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25
Queer Chinaman.

His left hand is the place of honor.
He carries pig instead of driving
him.
He whitens instead of blackens his
shoes.
His favorite present to parent Is
a coffin.
He says sixty-four instead of four
sixths.
He keeps out of step in walking
with others.
He shakes his own hands instead
of his friends.
He puts on his hat in salutation
when he takes it off.
He rides with his heels instead of
his toes in the stirrups.
He deems it polite to ask casual
callers age and income.
His long nails are not sign of
dirtiness but respectability.
His visiting card is eight and some
times thirty inches long.
He often throws away the fruit of
the melon and eats the seed.
His merits often bring title not
to himself but to his ancestors.
His women folk are often seen in
trousers accompanied by men in
gowns.
A Chinaman's given name comes
after, not before, "his honored family
name"
His compass points south and he
speaks of westnorth instead of north
west.
He does not consider it clumsy, but
courteous, to take both hands to offer
cup of tea.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25
Sheriff. Sale.

BY virtue of writ of I'i. Fa. is
sued out of the Court of Common
Pleas of Sullivan County, Pa, to me
directed and delivered, there will he
exposed at public sale, at the Court
House in the Borough of LaPorte,
Pa, on Saturday, April l6, 1910, at
eleven O'Clock IA. m, the following
described property, to wit;
All that certain lot, piece or parcel of
land being situate in the Township o
Cherry, County of sullivan and State o.
PENNSYLVANIA. bounded and described ae
follows:
BEGI MINING at corner Of land
owned by George Yanney OF the west
side OF the road leading from Dushor'
10 LaPorte, thence north along SAD
road thirty-two rods to "A corner of land
owned by Elizabeth Fitzgrrald; tn enco
west along land of said Fitzgerald, one
| huadred and fifty rods TO corner OF
land of John Walsh; thence south. along
land of said w alsh, thrty-two rods to q
corner of George Yanney aIoresaid
thence east, along lands OF said Nanncy
one hundred fifty rods to the place OF he
ginning. Containing thirty acres of land
| he the same more o, less.
The above mentioned land is all cleared
improved and in good state OF cnltiya
! ton.
Seized, taken into execution anC
to he sold as the property Of Samu"
Rinrbold at the suit of Mary Rine
bold.
JUDSO NBROWN, Sheriff
Sherfl's Office, LaPortc, Pa,
March 81, 1910. Thayer, Atty.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25
Use ct Naphtha.

Naphtha is an infiammable liquid
which eXudes from the soil in certain
parts of Persia Subsequently the
use of the term spread to include
some volatile oils found in Europe
and even America. The product OF
the oil fields of Southern Russia Is
usually called naphtha, although 1t diff
fers in no way from the ordinary
grades of petroleum. Naphtha prop
erly includes the lighter oils which
pass off first in the distillation of
petroleum, the gravities ranging from
80 to 62 degrees Heaume. Pennsyl-
vania crude oil contains from to 70
per cent. of naphtha. In the refining
of such naphtha several products are
obtained by fractional distillation.
Those which pass off first-namely.
rhigolene and cymogene-are gases
at ordinary temperatures and are sell
dom saved. The next product Is
known as gasoline, material largely
used in machines and for Illuminating
purposes. After this comes stove
naphtha and gas naphtha, the latter
being the base of much of the illumi-
mating gas now made. Petroleum
naphtha is often treated with chemi-
calls to deodorze T.. Naphtha may
also be made in the distillation OF
wood and coal tar.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25
Sheriff. Sale.

BY virtue of an Alias Writ of Fieri
FaciaS issued out of the Court OF
Common Pleas of Sullivan Cohnty.
Penn'a., and to me directed and de-
ivered, there will be exposed to pub
Jic sale at the Court House, in the
Borough of Laporte, Sullivan Coun-
ty, Penna., on Friday, April 8, 1910.
commencing at 10 O'Clock A. NJ, the
following described property, to wit:
The undivided one halt interest in all
that lot, piece or parcel of land, situate in
the Borough of Eagles Mere, Sullivan
County, Pennsylvania, bounded and de-
scrihed as follows:
Beginning at a point on the Easterly
side of Mary Avenue and Soulherly side
of Allegheny Avenue; thence one hundred
sixty seven and one half Ot79) feet alon"
the Southcrly side of Allegheny Avenn"
to an Alley, separating Peale and Dick
sons lots from these herein described;
thence one hundred and eighty OS0) feet
SoutherIy along said Alley; thence West
erly one hundred sixty seven and one hail
(lG74) feet to Mary Avenue. thence one
hundred and eighty (lSO) feet Northerly
along the Eastery side of Mary Avenue
to the place of beginning. Being lot,
numbered 50, 81 and 81 in Candles Al
dition in the plot or plan of Eagles Mere.
The interest in said lots TO be sold sub
ject 10 the restrictions and covenants con
tanned in deed from Anna A. Lotah to
Robert Dunbar, which deed is dated Aug
rist 20, 1898, and recorded in Sullivan
County Deed Book No. 26 at page 13, etc
Lots improved and having erected
thereon frame burn fifty two 10y sixty
tcet and favorahly located, adjoining llo
tel Allegheny.
Sezed, taken into execution and 10 be
sold as the property OF w. II. Van Bus
kirk al the suit of Robert Dunbar.
JUDSON BROWN Sheriff,
Shcril's Office, I.aporte, Pa,
MGrch II, 1910. Mullen,
Attorney
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25
Orphans Court Sale.

In pursuance oi an ORDER OF me
Orphans Court OF Sullivan County,
PennSy ivania, the undersigned cN-
ecutOr of the last will and testament
of James Tompkius, late Of Elkhnd
townsbin Sullivan Comfy. Pcunsyl-
v,ni, dnce,sed will cynnse at puhIic
.,In ,t thn residence of the said
I,,.,' ra,,,I.;ns =, I.u.l,,d T,ur.
c...'',,li;l ,, rrI,,,u.l,,, ,1,,,.,
,'''',' "'"' '7''''' "" '"' ,!' ,n,a'',.
o., i"'', '''.',,''''.''S '' ~ :,
i. NJ, me ioilo"''S "tS','o'" 't'i
estate Iale "i James loh'pklhS, VIZ:
All that certain lot, piece or parcel oi
land situate in Elklard Township, Sui
livan County. Pennsylvania, bounded and
described a. follows:
Beginning at a pos; corner OF land sold
| Hugh Royles; thence hy land of Charles
and William NJ. Brown, North thirty one
| aud one halt degrees. East two hundred
and forty rods to a beech; thence by land,
| late of T King. South fifty eigat and one
half degrees, East siXty-nine rods 10 n
point ~ the township road; thence ny
other lands OF winch TINS 'sa part, south
,hir'v-one anu ohe'h"i' "es''eS' "tS' '"o
'","r'" an" 'o,'y ''I'' ~ - fo'e, ~: ~,
,l ,"o' ~ -" ,i5 y nm, w., a";, ",'y H.
,, a'', "", '''i Ic L,,.;,',,;nr Ca,,a;n
;,,,,a,,, L,,iIlno1 oorao ni l.HJ nore nr
l4ss cxcrnting and reservinp from same.
two acres OF band sold to Ellsworth 'en-
nings by deed dated March :, 1882 ana
NJ WV ~ a, na"a,Io ,nI also eycentin"
aud reserving thereir"m. two acres and
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25
: Birth Of the Theatre.

The theatre is the creation OF the
ancient Greeks. The drama, in the
true sense of the word, was born in
Athens Immediately after the great
victory over the Pers!ans, b. Z. 5OO-
4S0 The famous Dionysiac Theatre
at Athens was completed about Is. e..
$40 Rome was never much on the
theatre. In Rome there was far too
much real tragedy every day, so that
the people had no occasion to mimic
it on the stage. 1t was as late as b.
G.. 154 when the first permanent play
house was erected in Rome by Cassi-
us. Even as late as B. G. 90 Pompey
had all he could do to make the the
atre popular in the Eternal City.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25
Chinese Insults.

The Chinese are curious folk. An
educated Chinaman will take delight
in using in conversation with West
ern barbarian the adjective which is
used only to qualify animals. though
only his interpreter will discover the
insult of which the person for whom
it is intended remains supremely igno-
rant.
A China boy" will enter your pres
ence with his pigtail rolled round his
If he thinks the new arrival does not
understand the insult intended.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25
SheriH's Sale.

|. BY virtue of sundry Writs of Ficri
Facias issued out of the Court of
Common Pleas of Sullivan County,
Pa, to me directed and delivered,
there will be exposed at public sale,
at the Court House i'm the Borough
of Laportc, Pa, on Friday, April s,
1910, at two O'Clock p. m, the fot-
lowing described property, to wit:
The undivided, one,halt interest in all
those two certain lots, pieces or parcels OF
land, situate IN the Borough OF Eagle
Mere, ouLty of Sullivan, State OF Penn
splvania, bounded and described as fol
lows:
LOT NO. |. Situated in Eagles Mere
Borough, sullivan County, Pa, at the
southwest corner of Allegheny Avenue
| and Laporte Avenue containing in front
| on Allegheny Avenue, westwardly. one
| hundred sixty seven and onehalt (l674)
feet to the easterIy side of Fern Alley and
extending in length or deb;h, southwark
| ", OF that width, between the eastcrlV
| side of Fern Alley and the westerly line "t
l.aPorte Avenue, one hundred and fifty
U50) feet.
The above lot is improved and has
erected thereon a large hotel building
known as "IIotei Aleghany." the same
being a licensed hotel. Said hotel is
about seventy. five 10y ninety feet, three
stories high and contains all modern cen
vcnienccs. An annex, twenty 10y twenty
four feet, contains the bar room and al
necessary fixtures. There is good wei
upon the property. The buildings are ii
good condition and the grounds attractive
This lot and Improvements are sol,
nhiect to the lien OF a certain mortgage
amounting, with interest, to about -, 100
Said mortgage is fully recorded in the OF
flee of the Recorder OF Deeds, AT Laporlt
Pa, in Mortgage Book Vol. 3, page 3S1
LOT NO. .. BEGINNING at Tia,
southeast corner of lot No. 7, of the plal
or plot OF Eagles Mere, as shown 10y maj
of Gambles Addition on plot made b,
William A. Mason showing the allotment
OF Eagles Mere, at point on the wesler
" side Of LaPorte Avenue; thence weSter
" along line of said lot No. I, Que hun
dred sixty seven and one-half (I614) fee
to the east line OF Fern Alley; thence nor
Lherly, along the east line of Fern Alley
to the south line OF Lot No. |, as abov
described; thence along the southerly liz
of said Lot No. |. above described, cas-;
waldly, one hundred sixty seven and one
half U674) feet, to the west line OF La
Porte Avenue; thence southerly aloni
the west line OF LaPorte Avenue, to th
place of beginning. Being lots os.
and 5 OF said Candles Addition to Eagle
Mere,
The defendants half interest in the las
mentioned lot is to he sold subject to th
restrictions contained in the deed Of Jane
NJ. Gamble aud wife to Pcale and Dick
son, dated oct. 4, 1886, recorded in Sulll
van County, in Deed Book Vol. -. pag
$50 to which reiererce can be had.
The halt interest in the above men
toned lots is seizel, taken into execetio
ard to be sold as the property of w. II
Van Buskirk, at the suit OF Fred w
Peale.
JU DSON BROWN n, Sheriff
Sherit's Office, LaPorte, Pa,
March IA, 1910. Meylert, Attorney
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25
Quarrelsome Musical Minds.

Something in the musical mind
seems to be very primitive and quar-
relsome, inviting doubt as to the celes-
tial origin of the heaven descended
muse" and suggesting that it is a
Juice of the basement and not ichor
from the top stories of the brain. Par
rots and mocking birds, when 1t
comes to whistling and singing, are
some success, and are both as spite
full and jealous as devils and mon-
keys.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25
Anecdote from Real Life.

Forty years ago l started in life
without a dollar"
Say on"
"And now / have four hundred dol
lars in the bank, and job lot of fur
niture worth as much more"
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

The Ladies Aid Society served
warm sugar at the home OF Clayton
Speary, Wednesday evening. The
event was Il success both financially
and socially.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25
Maybe Scalp Exercise.

Perhaps beef handlers give their
scalp exercise by carrying meat-to
some extent upon their heads-and
such use of the scalp would seem to
prevent badness by strengthening the
scalp and hair.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

Rev. Father Finn of Dushore,
paid sick call to the bedside of
Mrs. Kathryn Nolan, Tuesday ev-
cning. The lady is suffering from
blood-poison.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

Are you a farmer? Do you own
or deal in horses? Then you can
not afford to be without "HOrse
Sccrets.' - 'Tis the best book in its
line ever printed.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

The primary department of the
Borough schools was closed part of
the week owning to illness of the
teacher, Miss Jessie Wrede.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

b. S. King of Barnesboro, who
has been a guest at Hotel Bernard
for the past few days, left Monday
for Eaglesmcre.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

Leyfert, Fred Coley Township pool tables
Pcterfreund Otto Cherry Twb Pool Table,
Bahl Julius p. Laportc Boro l Pool Iable
And that an appeal will be held in the Office OF
The County Treasurer in Lal'orte, Pa. on the 26th
day of April 1870 at l0o'cluck II. m. when and
where you may attend If you think proper.
NORMAN Z. BRINK, Mercantile Appraiser
March q, 1910
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

T.. c. Potter has moved to this
place from SoneStown and is swing
ing the paste and paint brushes in
great style.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25
Mercantial Appraisment.

To venders of domestic and foreign merchan-
disc etc. in sullivan county Pa. Will take notice
that they are appraised and+Glassed 10y the un-
dersigned Appraiser of Mercantile ana other
business for the year 1910 as follows, to wit:
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

j, G. Cott of Lincoln Falls, was
shaking hands with friends in this
place Thursday and Friday of last
week.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. Simon
Fries, ON Wednesday, March 16 a
son.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

f. A. Taylor made a trip to
Washington ID. G. last week.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

St Johns Church.
Service Good Friday 4 P. MI
Easter Sunday 9A. M. and $3.50 PM.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

f. M. Crossley was in William
sport over Sunday.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25
Mr.. Bahr and wife of Dushore
were in Laporte Tuesday.

Scott Stafford has recovered
from an attack of Quinsy.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

H. ID. Lancaster and G.. j. Fuller
FOrksVille transacted business in
the county seat Saturday.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

b. +. Reese of Williamsport was
a Laporte business man part OF last
week.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

Mrs. Jas. Moran spent the past
week with her sons in Muncy Val
ley.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

Ii. b. Armes of Mucy Valley
was business man in Laporte ON
Monday.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

The Farm journal 2 years, the
News It,m 2 years and one copy OF
"Horse Secrets" for only $l23.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

noyanCeahu "7Hs bookkeetfy 4hoHla Keep
that t II cy an ob<H a6cohntJor sAarft
don't pay, and 6!aekmafh"
but only
here and there is one who has the
necessary nerve to refuse to have any
thing to do with them.
Money paid for such things
should not be charged to advertising at
all. The bookkeeper should open an
account for charity or blackmail or
whatever he chooses, SO long as it isn't
advertising.
A safe rule to go by is, never put
an advertisement into anything where
YOU cannot trace a direct result. When
somebody tells you that it is impossible
to trace results tell them they are mis-,
taken. If you put your ad in good
newspaper you can tell exactly what 1t
brings you if you try.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

NJ. McNellan and family attend
ed the funeral OF Mrs. John ker-
nan at Dushore, Monday.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

Ernest Botsford and Chas. Perry OF
Nordmont, We're Laporte visitors
Tuesday.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

w. b. Ritter left Saturday night
for New Columbia for il few days
visit with relatives.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

j. A. Morgan of Hillsgrove was
IL business man in Laporte Friday
and Saturday.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

Atlantic Refining Co. Dushore, wholesale Merc'l.
Kiess, +. X. Eagles Mere. two pool table,
do one billiard table
do ten pin ALLEYS
do two shuttle boards
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25
Local Items.

Local Items.
Mr.. Bahr and wife of Dushore
were in Laporte Tuesday.
Scott Stafford has recovered
from an attack of Quinsy.
f. M. Crossley was in William
sport over Sunday.
+. A. Taylor made trip to
Washington ID. G. last week.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. Simon
Fries, ON Wednesday, March 16 n
son.
Mrs. Jas. Moran spent the past
week with her sons in Muncy Val
ley.
b. f. Reese of WilliamspOrt was
Il Laporte business man part OF last
week.
IL. b. Armes OF Muncy Valley
was a business man in Laporte ON
Monday.
Ernest Botsford and Chas. Perry of
Nordmont, were Laporte visitors
Tuesday.
j. A. Morgan of Hillsgrove was
Il business man in Laporte Friday
and Saturday.
w. b. Ritter left Saturday night
for New Columbia for few days
visit with relatives.
NJ. McNellan and family attend
ed the funeral OF Mrs. John ker-
nan at Dushore, Monday.
The Farm Journal 2 years, the
News It,m years and one copy OF
"Horse Secrets for only $l23.
II. ID. Lancaster and G. j. Fuller
FOrkSVille transacted business in
the county seat Saturday.
St Johns Church.
Service Good Friday 4 P. MI
Easter Sunday 9 A. NJ. and $3.50 M.
j. G. Cott of Lincoln Falls, was
shaking hands with friends in this
place Thursday and Friday of last
week.
T.. C. Potter has moved to this
place from Sonestown and is swing
ing the paste and paint brushes in
great style.
Il. S. King of BarnesbOrO, who
has been guest at Hotel Bernard
for the past few days, left Monday
for Eaglesmcre.
The primary department of the
Borough schools was closed part of
the week owning to illness of the
teacher, Miss Jessie Wrcde.
The Ladies' Aid Society served
warm sugar at the home OF Clayton
Speary, Wednesday evening, The
event was Il success both financially
and socially.
Are you a farmer? Do you own
or deal in horses? Then you can
not afford to be without "HOrse
Secrets. - 'Tis the best book in its
line ever printed.
Rev. Father Finn of Dushore,
paid a sick call to the bedside OF
Mrs. Kathryn Nolan, Tuesday ev-
ening. The lady is suffering from
blood-poison.
Birth Of the Theatre.
The theatre is the creation OF the
anciGut GreekS The drama. in the
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

the advertise
ment is taken
the merchant
refusing will
be eblacklisted,
or boycotted,
by the union.
There is very
little doubt
t h a t t h e SC
solicitors are
overs topping
their author
ity, and that
the intelligent
and reason
a b lie m e m
bers of the
union tn ey
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

Nc. 33.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

society or labor organization.
The people who get these things
up are often perfectly honest in their in
tentions. They may honestly believe that
their advertisingis worth something, On
the other hand, there are some who know
that what they are selling has no com
mercial value.
These things are quite frequently
a mild sort of blackmail- sometimes they
are not so mild Sometimes solicitor
for a labor programme, for instance, in
sinuates more or less plainly that unless
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1910-03-25

Copyright, Charles Austin Bates, NeaV YORK.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1910-12-09

This Is the citys heap whereon Is thrown
The useless wreckage that has served
its day;
Here worn-out garb, and crust, and rag.
and bone
BY careless hand are idly flung away.
No pleasant place is this. no beauteous
This spot from which the city stands
aloof-
Far yonder in the shield Of leafy green
Are hidden city wall and gate and roof.
Here. too. the scavengers all quickly dart
From place to place upon the tumblsd
Seeking amid the debris for some part
Which they may carry off and sell or
keep.
Think! In this pile Of broken. cast-of
They toss and take up worthless piece
by piece.
And while each day more battered frag-
rnents brings
The scavengers their tolling will not
cease.
So Time has. too. place where things
heap of stuff beyond Hfe's splendid
gate.
Where worn-out theories are throws
among
The useless envy and the ancient hate.
There day by day, and endless year On
year.
Are cast the aimless struggle and the
strife,
The frets, the faults the foolish dread
and fear
That clutter up the better ways Of life.
And there. too. bend the scavengers again
To sort anex the bitter thoughts and
words
And bring them back to vex the souls OF
men
AS do others with the bones ana
shreds,
All. better were Gehenna's olden fires.
The refuse Of the city to destroy.
And better were the fame Of high de-
sires
That leave no ashes blown unon our Joy.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1910-12-09
SYNOPSIS.

Archibald Terhune. a popular young
bachelor OF London. Ia suddenly aroused
from the aimless and indolent life he
leads, by the startling news from the law
arm OF Barnes. Wiloughby s. Son. that he
as the heir to a sheep farm in Australia
bringing In an income OF $4,000 year.
The bequest comes from an aunt. Mrs.
0eorgiana James Of Essex. She makes
him her heir on condition that he marry
within ten days or forfeit the legacy to
third cousin living In America. The story
opens at Castle Wyckoff. where Lord VIM
cent and his wife, staunch friends OF Ter
hume. are discussing plans to find Ter
hume wife within the allotted time 1t
seems that Lady Vincent is one of seven
persons named Agatha. all whom have
been close girlhood chums. She decides
60 invite two Of them to a party at the
castle and have Archie there as one of
ehe guests. Archie accepts the invitation
snd the Vincents discuss his prospects in
oil their varied bearings. He listens to
their descriptions of the two Agatha's
and decides that the sixth shall be his
choice. Agatha first and Agatha sixth
arrive at the castle. Agatha the Sixth
strikes Archie as handpainted beauty.
Agatha First is a breezy American girl.
Only eight days remain for Archie to Sc
surs bride. Lady Vincent tells her hus-
band that Agatha the Sixth already cares
cor Archie.