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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-05-18

81 suffered habitually from constipa-
ton. Doan's Regulets relieved and
strengthened the bowels, SO that they
have been regular ever since. "A. f.
Davis, grocer, Sulphur Springs, Tex.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-05-18
A FURTHER SUPPLEMENT.

Further Supplement to an ordinance en-.
titled, AN Ordinance fixing the Salaries of
City Officers" Passed December e3d, 1901.
The Inhabitants Of the City Of Lambert
Vile do ordain.
Sec. i. That section ~ Of the above entitl-
ed ordinance be and the same Is hereby
amended 50 a. 70 reed as follows: The annual
partment shall be $500"
Sec y That all ordinances or parts Of or
dinances inconsistent with the provisions Of
pealed.
Passed May end, 1910.
CHARLES F. HOLCOMBE,
President Of Common Council
Attest JAMES H. RKYNoIDs,
City Clerk.
Approved May, 1910.
WILLIAM ]. LEDGER,
Mayor.
May 18th, lei0.--Pr's fee el.aO.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-05-18

Feel languid, weak, rundown
Headachea Stomach "off2"-Just a
plain case of lazy liver. Burdock
Blood Bitters tones liver and stomach,
promotes digestion, purihes the blood.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-05-18
What Do They Cure ?

The above question is often asked con
earning DR.. Pierce's two leading medi-
cines, "Golden Medical Discovery and
~Favorite Prescription"
The answer is that Golden Medical
Discovery y Is q most potent Alternative or
blood-purifier, and tonic or inyiyorator
and acts especially favorably in cura-
tive way upon all the mucous lining sur
faces, as OF the nasal passages, throat
bronchial tubes, stomach, bowels and
bladder curing a large per cent. OF catar-
rhal Gales whether tle disease affects the
nasal passages. the hxQat, larynx, bron-
S Sows;ls as mSSo o Bladder,
uterus or other pelvic orgarsS Even In
the chronic -nlceratlYe-Sta 0f- thfSe
Affections. Liz often successful IN Affect
tfs *fzIQrlts- pzescrlgtlqn is advised
81 5H fs as q dsssSsf ms
lfeg1laf Lies 1lcldent q MQlMel only. II
IA powerful yet gently acting in.vigofat-
ing tonic and nervine. For weak worn
out, overworked women--no matter what
has caused the breakdown, "Favorite
Prescription will be found most effective
In building up the strength, regulating
the womanly functions, subdulng pain
aud bringing about a healthy, vigorous
condition OF the whole system.
A book of particulars wraps each bottle
giving the formula OF both medicines ana
Quoting what scores OF eminent med.
fcal authors, whose works are consulted
by physicians Of all the schools OF practice
IS guides In prescribing, say OF each In
gredient entering into these medicines.
The words of praise bestowed ON the
several ingredients entering into Doctor
P,erces medicines by such writer's should
htte more weight than any amount OF
non professional testimonials, because
such men are writing for the guidance Of
their medical brethren and know whereof
they speak.
Both medicines are non alcoholic, non
secret, and contain no harmful habit
forming drugs being composed OF glyceric
extracts OF the roots of native, American
medicinal forest plants They. are both
sold by dealers In medicine. You can't
afford TO accept as substitute for one OF
these medicines of known composition,
any secret nostrum.
DIR. PIerce's Pellets small. sugar-coated,
easy to take as candy, regulate and In
vigorate stomach. liver and bowels.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-05-18

A high forehead isn't sure indica-
ton of brains. Many an empty room
has high ceiling.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-05-18

After the snow shovel comes the car
pet beater, then the whitewash brush
and lawn mower.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-05-18

Soothes itching skin. Heals cuts or
burns without scar. Cures piles; &C.
zema, salt rheum, any itching. Doan's
Ointment. Your druggist sells it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-05-18
w A N T E D

At once. Men to represent us, either
locally or travelling. Now is the time
to start. Money in the work for the
right men. Apply at once and secure
territory.
ALLEN NURSERY Co.. ROCnESTERN.Y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-05-18

Ask for and insist on having Lam
bertville Puffs Best cigar anywhere
for the money.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-05-18

One thing that keeps good many
men poor is buying what they ought to
raise themselves.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-05-18
Anothar Way.

Student-I want some information
about the bronzes. | suppose I had
better write to the keeper? Attend
ant-Yes. miss, or you might see him
verballyl-London Punch.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-05-18

AGENTS WANTED. Earn BPS to $50 weekly
selling our New Styles MEXICAN and Swiss
Embroidery Waist Patterns, Princess Dresses,
Art Linens and various novelties. Catalog
free. National Importing Co, Desk g. 500
Broadway, New York.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-05-18

The DEGREES.

The Degrees.
"what are the degrees of stingy
mans married lifeT'
II suppose they are matrimoSy. par
simony, testimony and allmony." -
Baltimore American.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-05-18

When writing any copy for the print
er write on only one side of the paper
and write plain.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-05-18
This VIII Interest Mothers.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
cure Feverishness, Headache, Bad stomach,
Teething Disorders move and regulate the
Bowels and destroy worms. They break up
Colds in "a hours. They never fail. All
Druggists, 25c. Ask to-day.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-05-18

A crowd is not company. and faces
are but n gallery of pictures and talk
but n tinkling cymbnl where there 10
no love- Bacon.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-05-18
Children CIR,
FOR FLETCHER'S
CASIO RIA
An Ideal Husband

is patient, even with nagging wife,
for he knows she needs help. She
may be 40 nervous and run down in
health that troubles annoy her. II
she is melancholy. excitable, troubled
with loss of appetite, headache, sleep
lessness, constipation or fainting
and dizzy spells. she needs Eclectric
Bitters-the most wonderful remedy
for ailing women. Thousands of suf-
ferers from female troubles, nervous
troubles. backache and weak kidneys
have used them aud become healthy
and happy. Try them. Only soc.
Satisfaction guaranteed by s. W..
Cochran & Co.
slha v,np,,.~ v,l,,, xrs,arc her baart p,,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-05-18

Never threaten to lick man unless
you know he thinks you can.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-05-18

There are some people we can't dc
enough for and we don't even try.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-05-18
A Regular Tom Boy

was Susie climbing trees and fences.
jumping bitches, whiting, always
getting scratches, cuts, sprains, bruis-
es, bumps, burns or scalds. But lawsl
Her mother just applied Bucklen's
Arnica Salve and cured her quick.
Heals everything Neutrality-suspicious.,
Ulcers. Eczema, Old Sores, Corns or
Piles. Try it. 25c at s. W. Cochran
& Co.'S.
The chronic hand-shaker generally
has something up his sleeve.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-05-18
Mhen Yonr sho.. p,nch

When Your Shoes Pinch
Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot Ease, the
antiseptic powder, for the feet. II cures
painful, swollen, smarting, sweating feet, and
Just the thing for Breaking in New Shoes
Sold everywhere, CSC.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-05-18
Children Cry
FOR ElETCHER'S
G ASTO r "a

Lots of people allow their good
manners to get rusty from lack OF use.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-05-18

The woman who wears her heart on
her sleeve shouldn't play poker.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-05-18

The successful man never believes
in luck.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-09-02

An extraordinary motor car accident
happened shortly before midnight on
Men1ny on the highway between HlIck-
nell Toxkard and Annesley. about eight
miles from Nottingham. A motor car
dashed at n high speed into a flock of
sheep. killing eleven on the spot and
rnutilating four others which had to be
Immediately slaughtered. The flock
was In charge of a shepherd named
Arnold who states that there was dim
moonlight at the time. and no warn
ing was given Of the cars approach.
The car had plowed its way through
the flock and gone before he realized
What had happened. Arnold himself
and a narrow escape. The sheep We're
terribly battered. At the same time
ewo cyclists bad a narrow escape and
had to ride into a hedge bottom for
safety. Despite the wholesale havoc
wrought the car is said to have been
driven away at undirninistled speed. In
passing through Hucknall Torkard a
NV minutes later. however. the num-
Ter OF the car was noticed and the oc-
cupants have been traced by the police.
The motorists are said to have been
returning from boxing contest a
Srteon-in-Ash1eld. Half a dozen
bur c17ers were engaged yesterday in
cutting up dead sheep.-London Stand
ard
Norwich bulletin., 1910-09-02
GOES TO CHURCH.
Trust Fund of $1,000 for Bridgeport
Presbyterians After Forty Years.

Coming as surprise to the First
Presbyterian church and allied socie-
ties of this city is the sum of $500
which has been held in trust for a
period of about forty years, or during
the lifetime of Mrs. Ellen A. Ives says
the Bridgeport Standard
The money is known as the Charles
S. Northrop fund and Robert S. Hincks
OF this city is trustee of the fund. Ac-
cording to the provisions attached, the
interest has gone to Mrs. Ives during
her tefilmie0a,nd
her lifetime and ME principal is now
to be equally divided into four Presby-
terrain channels, namely: Board of do
nestle missions, board of foreign mis-
sions, board of education and the First
Presbyterian church of this city.
On his recent return to this city Rev.
John MacLaren Richardson, pastor OF
the church, received a letter from Mr..
Hincks informing him of the fund and
the provisions. According to Rev. Mr..
Richardson, the fund comes to the
church interests almost as a windfall.
as but two Or three of the very old
members have recollection of the occa-
sion when the fund was first set apart
time of DR.. Hewitt, first pastor of the
church.
1t is stated that necessary steps will
be arranged for representation of the
various interested church societies in
probate court in connection with the
payment of the fund.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-09-02
VIEWS AND VARIETIES
Clever Sayings.

what rough looking elbows tina,
Miss Peachly has" Yes, that comes
from eating corn on the cob."-De-
troit Free Press.
PA. what's the difference between
the North Pole and the South Pole
anyway? % "All the difference in the
world my boy.'-Judge
Then you can't get me a new
gown? ~ Il positively can't my dear.
Learn to talk Esperanto and show off
with that.'-Pittsburg Post.
why do YOU apply for position as
boss of this gang? Have you ever had
any experience" "Bossedl my son aft
err he grew up.'-Buffalo Express.
Little Willie-Say. pa, what is WORLD
ly wisdom? Pa-Worldly wisdom, my
son. is a perfect knowledge of the
failures of our neighbors.-Tit- Bits
Mrs. Knicker-Are you familiar with
the Norwegian sagas? Mrs. Newrich
Not the least bit. ] always make
the servants know their place.-Har-
per's Bazar.)
Immature Conductor Ito clarinet
player)-See here, Herr Schigs, why
don't you follow my beat? Veteran
Clarinet (solemy)-If you don't look
ovid 1 vill.-Puck.
Newbride-Didn't you hire that cook
I sent up from the intelligent Office?
Mrs. Newbride-Nol dear; she didn't
answer my questions satisfactorily
For one thing, when I asked her what
kind of soap she used to wash the
vegetables she said she didn't use any
Boston Transcript.
Suitor-Sir, I wish to marry your
daughter. Pater-Take my advice
boy-don't. Suitor-But why? Pater
I've just found signs of insanity on
her. Suitor-Heavens! What makes
you suspect it? Pater-She says she
wants to marry you.-Cleveland Lead
er.
"You don't seem anxious to meet
this millionaire" Il met a millionaire
here last season" explained the sum
mer girl, land he wouldn't even buy
an ice cream cone. Could you intro
duce me to some young chap who has
come to the beach with $500 saved
up!'-kansas City Journal.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-09-02
Home Treatment for
tuberculosis
Less Expense Involved Than by Other
and Less Effective Methods.

Hundreds of people have cured them
selves of Tuberculosis by very simple,
inexpensive home method fresh. air, care
full diet and Eckmans Alternative.
has been conquering tuberculosis for near
ly Is years, many cures resulting after
sanatoria had failed and pronounced the
cases incurable.
fees; no sanatorium charges; no travelling
expenses; no expensive egg-and-milk gorg-
ing Eckman's Alternative has cured many
people right in their own home, where
their dear ones encourage them and give
them that tender home care which money
cannot buy.
Sanatorium treatments build UP the
body. but do not destroy the disea Sc
ment is discontinued (you falsely believing
that you are cured) galloping consumption
ofttimes develops.
Be honest with yourself. Have your
ably recommend the usual FRESHMAN, egg
and-milk or sanatorium treatments. Per-
haps he'll tell you your case is fncura Die
Then after you have thoroughly investi-
ing sure in your own mind that If Eek
mans Alternative has cured so many others
it surely must help you-start taking the
Alternative Your improvement should be
gradual. but certain But don't think
YOUR cure is complete-KNOW It! Have
the same hysician examine you again.
If you have been faithful to Eckman AL
terative he will be amazed at your I'M
provement if not reporting an absolute
cure.
Eckman's Alternative is good for all
Throat and Lung troubles. and is on sale
in Norwich by Lee & Osgood Co.. and
tanned at, or procured by. your local
Druggists. Ask for Booklet of Cured
Cases, or write for Evidence to the
Eckman Laboratory, Phila, Pa.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-09-02
POETRY.
A WISH.

Would / were lying in field OF
OF clover soft and cool and fresh and
sweet,
With dusky clouds in deep skies hang
And scented silence at my head and
feet.
Just for one hour to slip the leash of
worry
In eager haste from thoughts impa-
tient neck,
And watch its coursing in it's needless
hurry,
Disdaining dutys call or wisdom's
beck
All! it were sweet, where clover clumps
are meeting
And daisies hiding. so to lie and rest;
NO sound except my own hearts sturdy
oeating.
Rocking itself to sleep within my
breast
Just to lie there filled with the deeper
breathing
That comes Of listening to a wild
birds song,
Our souls require at times this full
unsheathing;
All swords will rust in scabbard kept
too long.
And I am tired-so tired of rigid duty:
80 t II d. Of all my tired hands find
1 yearn. faint for some of life's free
beauty,
Its loosen beads with no straight
string run through.
All, Taught if laugh you will at my
But women sometimes die of such a
greed
Die for the small joys held beyond
their reach,
Credit Lost.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-09-02
Rainmakin1 No Science,

| If a bombardment of the atmosphere
| by the continuous firing of heavy ar
tillery would really bring on a rain
! storm, the fact of it's costing 100000,
or even of $1,000, 900, should not deter
the United States government from
engaging in the enterprise and thus
ending the prolonged drouth in the
northwest which has already entailed
n loss that will reach more than $780,
| 600 900. The forest fires alone, the
sweep of which has been promoted by
the parched condition of the heritage
| and underlying deadwoods, have un-
doubtedly resulted in more than $780,
100000 of loss, and when to this is
added the loss from drouth damage to
the grass and growing plants the esti-
mate may fairly be doubled.
In the forts around Puget sound the
United States government has about
S4 great guns ranging from 6-inch to
12inch caliber. 1t would be cheap
remedy if by firing all of these guns
with full charges from sunup till sun
Gown. even though it involved the
burning of 50 tons of high explosives
as a result. the rains on the day fol-
| lowing would pour down over the en-
tire rainless region. Prominent citi-
zens, including United States senator
and q m enlher of congress- have peti-
| toned the war department. for such a
| bombardment. The belief that rain
can be brought out of clear skies in anv
such manner is about on a par with
the bslief that if you see the new moon
for the first time over your right
shoulder and make a wish. you will
obtain your wish that is to say the
theory is mere superstition unsup-
ported by the least bit of scientific
demonstration or logical reasoning. The
experiment was tried, however, years
ago in Texas. but not with results
calculated to impress a competent OBJ
server that there is any virtue in the
method.
The water that drips or pours out of
the atmosphere must first be absorbed
into the atmosphere, and no shaking or
beating Of the air. when there is NO
moisture in it, can obtain moisture
from it. Even though a heavy bonn
hardnent might set air currents into
violent motion. the bringing of a sat
urated atmosphere from some faro
region to the region Of dryness would
at best be not more than chance re-
suit. Continuous droutns and contin-
uous rainy spells are each dependent
upon the trend Of air currents but
when it comes to determining the cause
of air currents moving in one direction
or another the meteorologic experts are
almost as much at q loss in explaining
as are the seismoiogists in accounting
for earthquakes.-Balti fillmore American.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-09-02
TROLLEY EMPLOYEES
Officially Enjoined to Do All Possible
to Stop Reckless Speeding.

The office of the secretary of the
state recently announced that it would
do its best to eliminate the reckless
driver from Connecticut It9a little
later announces that it was going to
get after the violators who persisted in
driving by stationary electric cars at
rate of three miles an hour or more,
by asking the aid of the trolley super
intendents. A little later it was learn
ed that many superintendent, looking
out for the publics welfare, were
heartily in favor of the suggested CO.
operation. The superintendent of the
Connecticut company reported imme-
diately, and one letter said that a no.
tice would be posted directing their
employees to report such violators. r.
p. Harlan, manager of the Connecticut
company, has sent the state secretary
a copy of an order that has been post
ed for the companys employees. 1t
reads as follows:
The Connecticut Company.
General Order No. 494.
August 26. 1910. <
The following is a copy of a letter
received from the secretary of state
State of Connecticut.
Secretary's Office.
August Is. 1910.
superintendent, Connecticut Company,
New Haven. Conn:
Dear Sir: Frequent complaints of
general nature have been received at
this Office of the violation on the part
of motor vehicle operators with espe-
cia1 regard to the reduction of speed
upon passing any street car that is
stationary, or about to stop on the
same side of the car on which passen-
gers are ordinarily received or dis
charged The law provides that an eX-
cess of three miles per hour shall be
prima facie evidence that the driver is
operating the machine in reckless
manner and in violation of the law.
No one is perhaps, a more frequent
observer of this than the conductor
upon the street car, and it is also as
important for the interests of the per-
sons whom the street railways serve
as ii is for the state in determining per-
sons capable of and entitled to receive
a license to operate such machines.
With the cooperation of your service
upon the street cars this Office could
receive information of the habitual
reckless driver and upon investigating
evidence thus given. withdraw the IL
censes which such persons are unit to
hold.
May we then ask for cooperation in
Very truly yours,
(Signed) MATTHEW H. ROGERS,
Secretary.
BY f. H. Lounsbury, Chief Clerk.
In event of a conductor observing
VOCATION OF IHe Speeu laws DIS set loA III
in the above letter, the conductor must
make a written report to the superin-
tendent giving the location, direction
the machine and car were going, the
license number of the machine, esti-
mate of the speed at which the ma
chine was travelling, and any other
facts.
Also get names and addresses of
witnesses.
(Signed) J. E. JUDGE,
superintendent.
Approved:
(Signed) T. P. HARLAN,
Mana ger.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-09-02
lARRA1EE FUND.
DVy snd Why II Was Established by
Charles larrabee, Native Of Wind
ham.

These are my constant principles.
s'fe IL only satisfactory to me when
am doing something to benefit my
Fellow beings. 1t appears to me that
] can take but little pleasure in
heaven. unless I know there that
have done something on earth for the
retef and comfort OF the sick. lame
and blind. by the waysfde' in partic-
ular-Charles Larrabee. Born at
WIndham. August "a, 17s2''
Thus it stands on the east side Of
Ne stone obelisk in Spring Grove
cemetery. marking the grave of
4a5cr Charles Larrabee. creator of
the Larrabee fund. As he lived be-
tween 1882 and 1863, the present gem
eration know little of the man. Yet
they have not forgotten him, and they
have read this inscription on his mon
un1ent, IL they recognize his picture
a. IL hangs on the walls OF the Hall of
Records. says the Hartford Courant
BesiGes the obelisk and the picture
tAere 10 yet another memorial that is
ever growing. known as the Larrabee
ft1nd- It's origin was on June II, 1S47
and the will that was responsible
stands on the Hartford probate rec
ord as follows. Several codicils were
formed afterwards, but this is the
original:
4. Charles Larrabee. of the city and
county OF Hartford, of sound mind and
dain this. my last will and testament
ist. All my just debts and funeral
expenses to be paid.
"a j devise and bequeath all my
estate real and personal, to the mayor,
the aldermen. and the common coun-
ell Of the city OF Hartford, and to the
eelectmen Of the town Of Hartford,
n said county Cfor the time being),
in and upon trust. that they appropri-
ats the income, or interest thereof. an
nua1iy for the relief and benefit of
JAIME. dsformed or manned females of
said town Of Hartford, according to
their discretion. selecting the most
needy. For which purpose, said estate
10 to constitute and remain a perpet-
uai and permanent fund, to be called
The Larrabee Fund.
In witness whereof. I have hereunto
set my hand and seal. and published
than a. my last will and testament,
thfs 18th day Of June, A. d. 1s47.
CHARLES LARRABEE (SeaD
In presence of I. Allan Taylor, T.
Spencer, Seth Terry.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-09-02

wedding ring whose scratched and
dull surface bespoke years of hard ser
vice ~ vaehtub and dishpan lay on the
jewellers work table.
why has it been laid UP for re-
pairs" a visitor asked. Has mar
rage proved q failure%'
ON the contrary, II has turned out
: great success and the ring has been
brought back to bear witness" said
the jeweller. See this new inscription
Ten years of fidelity and love- That
sounds pretty good. doesn't it? No
failure Five or ten years from now. if
they are both alive, somebody will
probably add another postscript, and
80 at regular intervals to the end of
the chapter. jewellers meet more of
these little romances than the unsenti-
mental person would dream of."-Bos-
70 Record.