The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1910-04-20
SHOWING TIE ALBUM
The Old Plush Volume Pictured
the Family History.
A TREAT FOR THE VISITOR.
She Learned All About the Twins and
Aunt James Little Love Affair and
Sister Gerties Narrow Escape and
Whole Lot More Besides.

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Sister Gertie's Marrow Escape and {.
Whole Lot More Besides.
Ies'm. that's my marriage certifi-
cate, and them pictures pasted on 1t
Is me and pa the day we was married
No. he wasn't sick. but he was SO
scared II made him look peaked. DO
you like to look Mt photographs? Most
everybody does. guess. Wait till !
get the album. Yes. 1t is kind of a
pretty cover-real plush. | got 1t or a
book peddler lady-dollar down and &c
cents n month.
Them's twins. There was two of
them. They looked just like you see
them there. One of them is my hus-
band. but nobody can tell which he
is now. Sort of creepy. amt 1t. not to
know whether your own husband Is
one twin or the other? One of them
died when he was sixteen, and that
broke the set think 1t is the sweet
est picture In the album. they look so
simple and harmless. just like two lit
tie calves Gran'ma Jones used to
make their clothes herself. You'd new
er guess it, would you? She used to
lay the cloth in two thicknesses and
cut out two suits Mt once. IL one of
them had been a girl she couldn't have
done it. Turn over the page.
That's the gentleman Aunt Jane
nearly married. He looks like a col.
lege professor. don't he? He was so
refined and meek and so eloquent at
prayer meeting. But he wasn't pro
fcssor; he peddied Grigg's infallible
cure for hog cholera and lccturcd on
temperance. He was awful poor in his
health. and the minute Aunt Jane set
eyes on him She made up her mind to
marry him. She was forty. and she
usually got what she wanted, and ev-
erybOdy said it was thousand
chances to one that she would get him.
But just when Aunt Jane was sure
she had him he got wind of it. He
went back to Massachusetts the next
day and died peaceful Turn over
the page.
That's my sister Gcrtic and a bass
singer we used to have in the choir.
His name was Spung - Launcclot
Spung-and he was Il barber by pro
fession. Him and Gertie was engaged
for six weeks. but she found out he
had wife and six children at Boston.
so she didn't marry him. He was the
sweetest singer! You'd never imagine
he had wife and six children If you
could have heard him sing. Amt 1t
awful how sinful people can be and
yet look so innocent? Gertie took on
him. and she wouldn't get engaged to
anybody else for n long time. and you
know what that means for choir
singer Turn over the page,
Sue IIartwck that Is, one Of my old
girl chums. She ran off with n cattle
buyer and got married, but that
wasn't until five years after this pic
ture was took. She had a lovely char.
acter-so light and playful and that
fond of handsome clothes. | remcm-
Der the day she had that picture took
She'd been to a picnic with travel
NE StHlItllliu ilbllI anu
got engaged to him. | helped her
trim the very hat she has on. 1t
was a green straw with roses. one red
and one blue and one yellow. 1t
matched her complexion lovely. She
was Il dark blond with red hair. Oh.
yes. she always smiled that way on
account of one front tooth being out.
Turn over the page.
That's my Aunt Phoebe by marriage
the day she was married. Amt she
sweet? The basket wasn't hers. 1t
belonged to the man that took the
picture Neither was the curlS all
hers, though they didn't belong TO the
photograph man. I've got them now
laid away till they come in handy. /
tell pa it's pity 1t amt mans hair
stead of lady's. and then he could
wear IT, Badness seems to run in
his family. His father was 50 bald
that he never used brush and comb
for forty-two years: used to comb his
hair with flannel rag. That dress
of Aunt Phocbe's is the lowest neckpd
anybody on either side Of our family
ever had, but then she was great
one for society Turn over the page
Ellis Parker Butler in Reader.