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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-21
REFLECTIONS OF A BAoHmoR

(From the New York Press.)
Cheap advice becomes dear when
you follow It.
woman Is a fool to think so.
=. There's hardly any ideal a girl can,t
him. 80 ~
Just as soon as people get old
enough TO be sensible all the fun goes
out of life for them.
woman can marry man for his
him because it isn't more. -
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-21

cree has been issued by the navy de-
partment which prohibits the enlisted
men and officers of the navy from in
dulging in swearing. And it wasn't so
many years ago that it was deemed
to be impossible to operate a ship with
out the use of large variety of cuss
words. - is also certain that some of
the older men in the navy will have
to remain dumb for the rest of their
lives or get out of the service. It will
be an impossible feat for them to speak
a sentence that hasn'+ little swear
word or two in it.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-21

Governor Stubs has finally stated
that he is not an enemy of President
Taft and that he is in sympathy with
hi-except that he regrets some of
the things the president has done and
has failed to do. An announcement
may reasonably be expected any time
now from Henry Allen and his Wich-
tia Beacon that he also is staunch
admirer of Mr.. Taft and that he was
only fooling when he stated some time
ago that the Republicans of Kansas
we're decidedly unfriendly to the presi-
dent. And in this connection it may
~ nossible that Governor stubbs'
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-21

That there will be no strike on the
great Pennsylvania railroad system is
another signal victory for the good
sense and the spirit to be fair which
prevails these days on the part of rail-
road officials and union railroad men
of this country. They don't handle
such affairs in the same excellent way
abroad. Several thousand employees of
the Northwestern railway of Great
Britain went out on strike the other
day without even giving their employ
er any inkling that they had strike
IN mind
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-21
NATURAL HISTORY. Gesson IX.)
THE CAMEL is a lucky guy,
AS you must all admit,
For. long before his tank is dry
He may replenish 1t.

Culinary note: The gang of Moro
gents who attempted to fricassee Dean
Worcester may have intended to make
worcestershire sauce of him, but ow-
ing to miscalculation, several Of the
little brown brothers found themselves
in the consomme.
A big blowout was given recently at
Count Zeppelin's airship factory in
FGermany. All the walls of the FACTORY
and some of the adjacent German land
scape were blown out when the gas
tank exploded.
The London officers make no bones
of the fact that they are baffled by the
Crippen case. Neither do they make
any bones of the remains found in the
Crippen cellar. There were no bones
left.
Congressman Anthony spoke under
the old apple tree at Pardee, but as hs
did not attempt to sing it, there is a
chance that he will get a good sub
stantial vote in that locality.
Murdoch is following behind Cannon.
That is much better than travelling
ahead of Cannon when 1t is loaded.
Telephone promoters announce that
we may soon be able to talk to Europe.
However. this department. will con-
tfnue in its policy of letting Roosevelt
talk to Europe.
Eastport, Maine, the place recently
visited by Taft, is the home of the
American Sardine. American Sardine''
is the stage name Of the youthful red
herring.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-21
HUAOR OF THE Day

Englishman-Did you have q pleasant
voyage from London to New York7 Amer
ican-No. The purser gave US our custom
house declaration slips on the second dav
out.-Life. '
I've noticed that all unusually tall wo-
men are graceful" THANK Won. M
Feathertop." why, Miss Flossie-aw-
Chicago Tribune
Mrs. Packem-Henry what punishment
should be melted out to a man who pro-
marry her? Peckem-He Should he Conn., ~
pelled 10 marry her.-Chicago News
Achilles was lamenting his vulnerable
assured him Thus he saw the main
Sun 4Ne" Aotk
IF I had the wings of a chicken,
.l rou couldn't fly far with the wing Of a
chicken" Il don't want to fly: 1 want
to eat."-Houston Post.
Post-I discovered today that parker
ano haye a. common ancestor. Mrs.
Post Ga Colonial Dame)-For xoodness;
SAKE don't tell any one.-Brooklyn Life.
,a.; Are those people from Chicago assini-
Iatihg any or the spirit of Boston % ssCh
some. They now sterilize the strap when.
VA We itney casugate their offspring
Employer-Satan finds some mischief
SUI Ior idle hands to do. young man.
want me to tackle, sir ?-Cleveland Teader
watts--so your father-in-law insists on
youT going to work. Ell? What did he
something to do besides him.-Boston
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-21

Not much stock will be placed in
the latest promises of the city authori-
ties that muddy water will never again
be pumped through the water mains.
These promises have long since Joined
the class at the head of which are the
predictions of the weather prophets.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-21
FULL LEASED WIRE REPORT
OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
HOME NEWS WHILE AWAY.

Subscribers OF the State Journai
awnv during the summer may nave
the paper mailed regularly each day
TO any address at the rate OF ten cents
a week or thirty cents month CpS
mail onIy.) Address changed as oite"
as desired. While out OF town the
state journal will be to you like
daily letter from home.
Advance payment is requested on
these short time subscriptions, to save
bookkeeping expenses.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-21
He Knew.

Look here" said one OF the jury
mon after they had retired. IF I un-
derstand Alright, the plaintiff doesn't
ask damages for blighted affections or
anything Of that sort, but only wants
to get back what he's spent on pres
ents. pleasure trips. and so forth"
.sThat is So" agreed the foreman.
..Well. then, vote we don't give him
n nennv'' said the other, hastily. II
ali the fun he had with that girl didn' 7
cover the amount he expended, 1t must
he his own fault. Gentlemen. courted
that girl once myself. Tine house
keeper.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-21

The announcement made by Colonel
Roosevelt that he will make a speech
or two in the interests of the candi-
dacy Of his nephew for congress, pro-
vided young Mr.. Robinson gets the
Republican nomination in the Twenty
seventh New York district, is labeled
as the first formal statement he has
made since he returned from abroad.
What have the numerous other ones
kaen2
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-21

A Chicago man attempted suicide by
the drowning route the other day. AS
he jumped into the river he yelled: Il
could not buy stuffed goose" This
is about the poorest excuse that has
been put forward as yet for suiciding
ar attemptinR it
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-21

eleventh hour endorsement of Mr.. Taft
VIII forfeit the support that is being
given him by the Kansas City Star.
Or is the Star also getting ready to
climb on the Taft bandwagon?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-21

The wish being father to the thought
may explain the head line which ap-
peared in a prominent Kansas square
deaI'' newspaper the other day. 1t
ran, Senator Stubs classes his
(Wickersham) railroad bill as iniqui-
tous" etc
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-21

Telephone communication between
the United States and Europe is now
being considered as possibility. This
is also another argument for the adop-
ton of a universal language, and
should give heart to the Esperantists.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-21

Mrs. Peavish, reports the Galveston
News, says that she never realized the
power of heredity until she noticed
how the baby kept her waiting on it
whenever its father didn't keep her
waiting on him.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-21

Some of these politicians says
Hondo Murphy, s'expend lot OF en-
ergy in defending Stubs until they are
attacked. and then the way they forget
the Large Disturbance and begin de-
tending themselves is worthy OF more
than passing attention. They remind
me of Uncle Gid Hegg, of Florida Tney
are loud and boisterous in the defense OF
some other member of the gang, until
they are touched, and then they forget
the Original Cause.
Uncle Gid Hegg was the champion
vocal fighter of his locality. He had a
large voice, and he used 1t TO excess.
One time he gave swaree' in honor or
came visiting from way up moth IN
Gawgy' because a Georgia sheriff was
inquiring too closely into the owner
ship of mule.
until about midnight, when the newt
able Florida fight was staged. 1t OPEN
ed fair and warmer with a shower or
3Ss which put all the lamps on the
Fritz and left the log house in dark
ness. Then some piney-voods pug
honor, and he went to the mat.
Mister Hagg,' he yelped. They
is killing of me. Help
Uncle Gid waded through the dark
ness and found his fallen friend Then
as his 45-caliber voice doomed out
through the darkness:
Who in TIL hit Winegourd?
Show me tn cuss thet his Winegourd.
I'll wflup i'm IL he's biggern noun
ting. Who in tn hit Wine
gourd-r-rouch! WHO IN TIL -
HIT ME-
Some guy had located him by his
big noise, and landed on his jaw. And,
1 remember distinctly that he forgot
all about the trouble of Winegourd
from that instant. He had troubles Of
his own"
NATURAL HISTORY. desson IX.)
THE CAMEL is lucky guy,
AS you must all admit,
For, long before his tank is dry
He NAV ranIaniSh if
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-21

AS former Vice President Fairbanks
told the advertising men at Omaha,
the muckrakers do not differentiate
between criticism and abuse.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-21

The big aviation field at Garden City,
l.. l., may now be said to be complete
ly equipped. A hospital has been
asta hlishad on II
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-21

Mr.. Taft holds another record He
is the first president to visit the most
northeasterly corner of the United
States.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-21
BACK ON THE FARM.

Here is part of an article on a senti-
mental subject, reproduced because it
tells such a pretty story: There is
a time between darkness and day Just
made for confessions and as the even
ing shadows crept around. and over
the busy turmoil of the day come
the hush of nature with its soothing
balm of stiffness and nerve resting
quietness that Is so dear to all who
must toll, we would draw mother to
US very gently and rest our weary
aching head on her loving shoulder
and cry it all out and tell her all
about it. All, dear heart, there is
nothing so sweet as this hour of being
mothers little girl again. How she
used to kiss the bumps of childhood
and make the hurt place well. There
is no love like mothers love, and no
counsel half as good as that given by
Mother" with cap IN" Now sup
pose you live in town, what does this
picture mean to you? Nothing. There
is no such thing as a poetic evening
in town. That belongs to the country.
The town is dusty, disagreeable and
unsatisfactory. Town people Grim
inals? Mercy no, not many of them,
but most of all the criminals are
town people. The town is not inspir-
ing. Men who do the great work in
the world nearly all live either in the
country, on the outskirts of a city or
in a small towen. Men who do the
great work get off to the country a
part of each year at least and fit them
selves for work. The world is mastered
from the country.-Lawrence Journal.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-21

One disaster appears to follow an
other with unerring regularity in the
affairs of the famous Zeppelin Airship
companv
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-21
KAMSAS cOlHAENT
CHAMP cLARK,s STORY

Tne more we read the 4th of July
speech of Champ Clark. the Leader ~
the democrats in Congress, the more
we are convinced that the people of
Kansas nave been deceived by the
metropolitan newspapers. We have
peen leo TO believe that the Insurgents
nao changed the rules of the House.
ano that In some way the rules were
better than before. Champ Clark
says. and he doubtless knows. that
Whatever change there was in the
Tules was accomplished by the solid
Oenocratlc vote, the united Demo-
Tracy, the heroes of Tammany Hall
ana the veterans of the south, march
ing SIDE by side over the body of Joe
cannon. Mr.. Clark does not mention
the insurgents and If they did do any-
Inlng TO help him and Mr. FITZGERALD
ne did not notice it.
II the Democrats elect the next con-
gress there is little doubt but that
Cnamp Clark will be speaker. He is
the smartest of the bunch. He evil
oently does not repose much con-
noence In the Insurgents, but he does
count on the loyalty Of Tammany Hall.
III the Insurgents can swing enough
votes away from the Republican con-
gresham to beat them, and give the
democrats majority, they will make
the way open for the election of
CHAMP Clark as speaker. And Clark's
opinion of the Insurgents is fully ex-
pressed In his 4th OF July speech
which does not even allude to their
existence In the story of the recent
session OF congress.-Hutchins
News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-21

Murdoch is following behind Cannon.
That is much better than travelling
ahead of Cannon when 1t is loaded
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

The newest statehood blll intro. duced in the senate cuts out all lands for educational, penal and charitable institutions also the three million acres of land to pay public debts with. It provides foI fifty two members of the constitu- tional convention and for a regular election for members of the consti- tuition. territorial and county off cers in 1910, This is the Beveridge or senate bill introduced. lieu of the house bill which recently passed the house.
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

At a recent harmony meeting of democratic brethren at Bisbee the following iron clad resolution was adopted:
 Be it resolved: That whenever Democratic candidate for any city, county, territory state or na- tional nomination shall villify any other Democratic candidate for the same or any other office, it shall be the duty of the chairman of the executive committee of either'city, county, territorial or state to noti- fy such offending candidate that the support of the committee IS against hlm for the office to which he aspires. Be it further
 Resolved, That it is the sense of this meeting that all Democratic executive committees in this terri tory enforce this principal
 Now this is something like the real dope, yet it could have gone further and we suggest the follow ing amendment to it:
 "Also be it further resoluted:
 Whereas the measley republi- cans have the offices and we have none, that we do therefore, here and now. with our right hand upon our pocketbook and our left grasp ing nomination petition, solemn ly swear. affirm and declaim that while we encourage insurgents" amongst the other fellers. we will endeavor to avoid it amongst our selves, that we will always vote for good man providing he is demo- crat, and that we will not covet an office wanted by an other demo- crat. sufficiently to get caught at it. without first obtaining the sane tion under the great seal of him duly appointed over us.
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

The enterprising Chicago man who a few years ago, offered to pay the government several million dollars for handling the postoffice buisness of the country and not raise any existing, rates. should be seen by Postmaster General Hitch cock before he raises the second class postage rate. Congressmen who franc everything but their regulations through the mails are partly responsible for the deficit.
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

Senator Shoot of Utah has intro duced his annual little bill to annex that part of Arizona north and west of the middle of the Colorado river. Utah persists in introduc- ing this bill from year to year in hopes that it will pass some year when Arizona is asleep. Last year some enterprising member of the Utah legislature asked the Arizona legislature to advise them what Arizona would take for it.
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

It will be noted elsewhere in this issue that Senator Flint of Califor- mia has introduced bill in the sen ate, to make the Grand Canyon Ma tional Forest a national park If the great area now withdrawn as d forest is cut down to reasonable limits, there could be no objection and it should be made a national park, but if not, thousands of use less acres will be included to the detriment of the northern part of the territory.
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04
SlOO Reward. slOO

The readers of this paper wll be pleased Co learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that ~cieuce has been able to cure in ali it's stages and that is Calarrh Hairs Catarrh Cure Is Ire only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity Caturrh being l constitu- tional disease, requires a constitutional treat ment Halls Catarrh ture is taken internally acting directly upon the blood and mucous sur faces Of the system thereuy distroying the foundation Of the disease and giving the pa tieut strength by building mp the constitution and assisting nature tn doing its work The propuetOrS have SO much faith in its curative powers thut they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that fails to cure Send for list oi testimonials.
 Address r. J CHENEY & Co. Toledo O
 sold by all Druggists 75c.
 Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

Farmers in Kansas are boycotting Unions for boycotting meat. Gov. Hadley of Missouri says keep COW and save expenses. Dr. Fletcher says don't buy So much but chew it longer. Dr.. Soper sug- gests longer neck and a smaller appetite.
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

Horse meat is being liberally supplied to Chicago people in the guise of beef When the people discovered it they not only whin- neyed but neighed.
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

San Diego and San Francisco are engaged in wordy war as to which place shall hold the Panama exposition in 1913. 1t looks as though San Diego was right in the matter, but if it isn't settled soon it will probably nave to be held at Flag
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

The superstitious portion of the people of old Mexico are throwing fits over the A-19l0 comet that is visiting the earth. Some of them have gone miles on their knees be- lieving the new long tailed visitor is a warning of some kind
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

Everything seems to be coming the farmers way. Just recently the entomologists have kinldy in- formed him to expect the appear. ance of l7.year locusts this spring on one of their l7-years sprees and that they will come in force.
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04
Card of Thanks.

wish to thank the laides of Flagstaff for the kind rec ption and patronage they accorded me while selling mops.
 hope the mops will give good satisfaction. (Old Dad)
 J. w. POWER
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

The United States grand jury in Chicago is at present endeavoring to unpack the meat packers. They evidently have the hide off in sev- eral places now.
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

1t is an easy matter as rule to tell persons politics by the posi- tion he takes in the Ballinger-Pin- chot feud provided he isn't a stockman doing business in the west
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04
L OUI SHOW Chinese Curios

Embroidered Silk Goods.
 Chinese Fancy Toys.
 Lily Flowers, Lichee Nuts.
 Fancy Candies Ginger Preserves Cups X Saut CTS, Paper Napkins Oolong Teas, Best Rice.
 Fresh Fruits, Fancy Groceries. New and odd pieces from the Old World coming in all the time at prices that will surprise you. San Francisco Slt. Next to Otto's.
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

No proclamation was issued con corning ground hog day" which occurred Wednesday. If the old hog saw his shadow he went back if not he probably went back any how.
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

Two Indians were taken into Globe recently from Payson with their feet SD badly frozen that ann putation was necessary. They were out hunting and were caught in a severe snow storm.
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

January 29th was Mckinley day Carnations were worn at the capi- tol in his memory.
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

Henry s. Graves assumed the duties of chief forester Monday May he merely think he is working for the United States.
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

There is good deal too much "low bridge, high bridge, Bever- idge" with the statehood hill.
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

The time has come when big thieves and little thieves go down to prison hand in hand,
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

Acting Governor Geo. U Young has issued a proclamation making three half holidays during the Ayi- ation week at Phoenix.
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

It is estimated that the losses caused by floods in France will amount to over two hundred mil lion dollars.
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

They cry meat, meat, and there is no hash.
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

High living and living high are not exactly the same thing.
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

Phoenix is advocating d new sewer system.
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

The sugar trust seems to have been caught in it's own glucose.
The Coconino sun., 1910-02-04

Official Paper of COconino County Official Paper of the Town of Flagstaff
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-09
STOCK INSPECTOR
DR.. R. L. Bradley Receives
Important Appointment.

Pursuant to an order from the
State Live Stock Sanitory Board,
Judge Knight has appointed DR.. r.
L. Bradley as livestock inspector for
Christian county. He is now ready
to examine any livestock in the coun
ty for the purpose of determining
whether or not they are affected
with any contagious or harmful dis
eases. If he finds them so affected
he has the authority to order them
to be killed, so as to remove the
menace to other stock. Especially
will he examine sheep for scabies
and cows for tuberculosis and in any
case found prompt remedies will be
to eradicate the disease.
All complaints referred to DR..
Bradley will receive attention.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-09
MAY PROVE FATAL
When Will Hopkinsviile Peo-
pie Learn the Importance
of it.

Backache is only simple thing at
first;
But when you know 'tis from the
kidneys;
That serious kidney troubles fol.
low;
That diabetes, Brieht's disease
may be the fatal end,
You will gladly profit by the fol.
lowing experience.
IT'S the honest statement of a
sufferer who was cured.
Joseph Baker, r. F, d. No. /,
Princeton, KY, says: Il consider
Doan's Kidney Pills to be an. excel
lent kidney remedy. | was in a bad
way as the result of weak kidneys.
| was so sore and lame in the morn.
ing that could scarcely get out of
bed and during damp weather, al
ways felt worse. The kidney secre.
tions contained sediment and were
irregular in passage. A friend urged
me to give Doan's Kidney Pills a
trial and | did so. | was soon re-
stored to good health"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo.
New York, sole agents for the
United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-
and take no other.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1910-08-09
SAM CHESTNUT
Sudden Death of Elkton Bank
President Saturday.

EIkton, KY, Aug. SIS. d. Ches-
nut, president of the Planters Bank,
of Trenton, and one of Todd tounty's
most prominent citizens, died sud-
denly of heart disease at Trenton
Saturday. He had retired apparent
ly in the best of health and the end
came with such suddenness that the
family did not have time to call a
a physician. He was fifty-three
years of age and is survived by his
wife and four children. He was
member of the Presbyterian church
and prominent in Masonic circles.