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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24
MAINE CENTRAL R. R,
In Effect Oct. 4, 1903.


Trains leave Augusta as follows:
GOING WEST-3.11 A. M, except Mon
day. Portland and Boston, 636 A. NJ,
Lewiston. Pennington, Rockland. Port
land, Boston, Montreal and Quebec; $40
A. NJ. Brunswick, Lewiston, Farming
ton, Rockland. Portland. Boston; 306 p.
NJ. local; 3.55 p. M, (express), Bruns-
wick, Rockland Portland. Boston; us p.
M Portland; 1913 P. M, Lewiston. Bath,
Portland, Boston. Sundays $40 A. NJ,
1888 and 1913 p. NJ. Portland, Boston.
GOING EAST-12.59 A. M. Skowhegan.
Bangor, st. John, Halifax, Aroostook
Co. Sunday morning does not connect for
Skowhegan or beyond Bangor; 800 A. M,
(eXpress), Bangor, Calais ands Bar Har-
Dor; SOB A. NJ, local to Moosehead Lake
via Oakland x Belfast, Fexeroft and Ban
gor; sos A. M, local to Belfast and Ban
gor: 1908 P. NJ. Waterville. Foxcroft.
Bangor B. & A.. r. r., Calais. st. John,
and Halifax; 2.34 P. NJ. (express), Water
vile, Bangor, Bar Harbor; 3.15 p. NJ,
Waterville, Skowhegan, Belfast Foxcr0ft,
Bangor and Mattawamkeag; 7.T P. NJ,
Waterville and Skowhegan; 917 A. NJ.
Sundays only Skowhegan and Bangor.
Accommodation trains. leave Augusta
for Hallowell, Gardiner and South Gardi-
ner at TAO A. NJ. lbs, 5.10. 6.15 P. NJ.
F. E. BOOTHBY.
General Passenger Agent.
MORRIS MCDONALD,
Vice-President & General Manager.
Portland. Maine.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24
RAILROADS & STEAMBOATS,
zEg lEEqqzskk
railroad

TIME TABLE SHOWING THE TIM
AT WHICH TRAINS ARE DUE TO
ARRIVE AND DEPART
In effect Dec. 6, 1903.
Pullman Car Service.
sleeping car between Boston and Carl.
nou on trains scheduled to leave BostsA
Dining Car Service.
Dining car On train scheduled to leave
Bangor at go /. Al.
TRAINS SCHEDULED TO LEAVE
BANGOR.
sos A. NJ, for Caribou. Van Buren,,
Grand Isle, Fort Fairfield and inferno.
date stations, via Medford. .s.
7.05 A. NJ, for Greenville, st. Francis.
Ft. Kent, Caribou, Limestone, Ft. Fair
field and intermediate stations.
SIS A. M, for Searsport and interme-
diate stations. -Is."
$50 P. NJ. for Caribou, Fl. Fairfield and
40 r. NJ. for Greenville. Brownville
and intermediate stations. Change at
No. Maine Jet. for Stockton and Sears
port. .t... -.
TRAINS DUE AT BANGOR
18 A. NJ. from Searsport and intsrms-
date stations.
$50 A. NJ. from Greenvile, Brownvills
and Intermediate stations.
2.10 P. NJ. from Aroostou < County points
400 P. M. from Searspurt and interms-
7.05 P. NJ. from Caribou, FIT. Fairfield.
Greenville and intermediate stations.
1155 p. NJ, from Grand Isle, Van Buren,.
Caribou. Fit. Fairfield and intermediate
W. M. BROWN. GEO. M. HouaHroN.
Ien'l Supt Pass'r TrAffc Agr.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24
HENRY F. HILL
CIVIL ENGINEER.
M Am Soc q r

NJ Am. Soc. c. e.
Room IL, Allen Bldg, Augusta, Maine
All kinds Of surveying. drafting, concrete
waterWorks. and sewage, railways, etc.
Office Tel 1921. House Tel 1922.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24

I take this method of informing the
public that 1 have opened an office for
the practice Of law at Room Is. Angus
ia Trust Building, Augusta, Me-. and that
I win assume charge Of all matters of
professional business intrusted to me
which will not conflict with my duties as
Judge of the Probate Court.
HAROLD e. COOK.
nOy1Sdtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24

! DON'T PROPOSE TO WORK ON
your Imagination by glowing adjectives
but simply want to tell you that repair
shoes in q manner that leaves no room
for complaint. c. 9. York. 10 Water St.
- . sept29dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24

WE HAVE TWO OR THREE FIRST
class men at present on half time. Why
not take advantage of dull season. and
let us give you a bedrock figure on that
painting and paper hanging; or, let us
whten those ceilings with the new pro-
cess (guaranteed) 'Superba." Believe us
it's great! absolute satisfaction guar
anteed on all our work. E. A. Packard.
$40 Water ST.. formerly II. r. Randall
shop. Tel. SSH. jan11d2wks'
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24
Keep Up-t0-D ate--Read the Classified Ads.
FOR SALE-REAL ESTATE

z Room House
New 2-story house of rooms and bath,
hard wood floors, deep cemented cellar,
gas. This is an attractive home built
by the owner for himself, has double
lot on two streets, handsome outlook
and sun all day. Just the right size and
everything in fine condition.
8 ROOM HOUSE.
This is q cottage house Of rooms,
flush closet. cemented cellar furnace,
electric lights, part hardwood floors.
Centrally located with stable Connected.
10 ROOM HOUSE.
This is 2-story house with large lot
and stable, bath, furnace, electric lights.
fine state Of repair. This property is
well located and can be sold on very easy
terms. Would make fine fiat house;
family could occupy and rent rooms.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24

eOARDERS-.CLEAN AND WELL
furnished rooms and excellent table at
moderate prices. The Lawrence House,
No. "a Grove street, Augusta. Me.
n13dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24

SECONDHAND FURNIT URE
bought and sold. all kinds. J. o. Blan-
Ghetto. jan8dlm
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24
FOR SALE-REAL ESTATE
so Acre Farm,
FINE SET OF BUILDINGS,
WELL LOCATED
Only 100000

Save $4,000 by buying this farm now
Located only two and one-half miles
from NJ. c. r. r. Station. Story and
half house with ten good light and airy
rooms. Has recently been remodeled
and good as new. Has good cellar and
10. with cellar, in good repair, with tie
M for eight head. Buildings supplied by
nure we'll water. Maple and oak shade
trees. On main road, mail delivered, in
Churches, also high school, and only one
mile distant from pond where there is
good fishing. Plenty of wood and lum-
her for home USE. orchard consists of
average hay crop See picture of the fine
set of buildings at our office when you
call The owner Of this farm has prop
erty in another part Of the State which
for this low figure on his property
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24
LOST

cross set with pearls. Finder please tel
1892 or call at A Gage street. jan22d3t'
OR STOLEN-ENGLlSH SETTER,
black and white with brown spots over
eyes. Had collar marked l.. Barker. Lin
wood Barker, "a Child St j21d3ts
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24

DRY WOOD, ALSO kiNDLINGS
Sylvester's wood yard. East Side On hill
hack Of East Side Shoe Store. Orders
promptly delivered. Chas. Sylvester Tel.
1922 oct24dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24

sFOS SALE OR TO iET-COTTAGE
house with stable on Allen street Mrs.
c. s. Fogg, Summer st. d20dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24

WOOD, AFT. LENGTH, $500 PER
cord. coarse and fine stove wood $500 per
cord, coarse wood 2 It. long for furnace or
fireplace $500 per cord. A good trade In
second-class stove wood $500 per cord. d.
S. Young. Tel. 317-3. tan1d1moe
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24
AGENTS WANTED

MEN AND WOMEN AGENTS-TWO
months work, 81 and $3.50 per day, on To-
cal territory. For particulars address
Box go Augusta, Me. j18d2w*
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24
HOUSES, ROOMS

sEvEN-RooM HOUSE, FIVE MIN
utes' walk from postoffice. For informa-
ton call at "A Gage st. Telephone 1892.
j24d1w
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24

A WOMAN TO CARE FOR BABIES
at the Children's Home. Apply to the
matron, Mrs. Exile Estes. j22dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24

FLOUR, THE BEST ALL ROUND,
s625; 10 lbs. pure soda 25c. pepper. cas-
STA. ginger. allspice, &c. Y lib; all goods at
cut prices. H. D. Cooper Cash Store, So.
China. Tel. 1881. jan5dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24

FOR SALE CHEAP-ABOUT 300
folding chairs suitable for picture theatre
or park. Address Box 120, Waterville, Me.
jl2dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24

MALE STENOGRAPHER AND
typewriter of experience with good refer
ences would like a position that promises
reasonable advancement. Address
Work" care of Journal. jan1Sd1wk'
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24

SAW MILL FOR PORTABLE WORK
Right hand Lane mill preferred. Without
power. Write all particulars and price
to G. A. Palmer. Hallowell, Me. j14dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24
WANTED-FEMALE HELP

A GIRL OR WOMAN FOR HOUSE,
work. Must be good cook. Mrs. T. G.
Ingraham, II Lincoln street. j22dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24

EXPERIENCED GIRL TO WAIT ON
table at Granite City Cafe, Hallowell.
j1Sdtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24

ONE-HORSE SLED, ALSO ONE
two-horse power nearly new VIM. Har-
tung, r. F. D. No. S, Augusta, Me.
jan18d1wk"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24

AN EXPERIENCED YOUNG MAN
wants position driving double team
Strictly temperate. State wages paid.
Address H., A. Lyon, Pittsfield. Me, R.
r. No l. jl9d6t*
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24

TWO WARM. PLEASANT FURNISH.
ed rooms at IS West Crescent St. One
large front room, one smaller room.
Terms reasonable. j21d3t*
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-01-24

MILLINERY BUSINESS FOR SALE,
Boston, Mass. Best section of Boyston
ST., established fifteen years, patronized
by select class; good stock beautifully
fitted up. excellent chance for right par
ty. Low rent. Must be sold for good
reasons. Full particulars given. Adj
dress "Milliner," 296 Boylston St. Bos-
ton, Mass. jan20d6ts
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1910-02-01

Name of Person Charge d LEGAL Dissertation
With Taxes
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1910-02-01


And in the meantime the
merry little contest between
Scott and Hubbard goes
jauntily on. There is fun to
watch it in the confident
hope that in the near future
we are going to kick the
whole lot Of them out Of the
senate and put in some good
democrats who have not the
money but have the brains
to run the country so tn at
the trusts will have to be-
have and the price of neces-
sites of life will be Kept
down to where a working
man has a chance to eat
meat and clothe his children
in wooden garments.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1910-02-01

IL have no desire to enter
the race for congress" said
Senator R. F. Kidd when
the matter was preached to
him while he was conversing
with a small crowd Tuesday
afternoon. ''as l am per-
fectly satisfied where l am
and have hopes of remaining
there" all of which indi-
Gates that he would rather be
the leader in the state SEN
ate than sit in the lower
house of congress. He init
mated that he is getting too
old to make the campaign
for a seat in congress, but
those who know his ability
as a campaigner are satisf-
ed that if he got into the
fight that 1t would be one
that would be interesting
from the start
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1910-02-01
Notice to Builders.

The IN designed Committee will on III,
18th, day OF FebrUsrr 1910 nt9 ocIccl
?. N. at the Ne Vernon Church nesr IN,
residence Of Allen Hsrdruan, in center dis
triet Calhoun county, West Virginia, re
oeivs sealed bids for The tearing Town o.
fsid Nj Vernon Church aud tebnild IN,
psnae Al . point to be designated by the Com
mite Al or nelr The Cal OF Carbon Factory
The C5mm ttes will ore all material snd
deliyei t1e tame a. the new tlls free q,
cost % the successful builders. Tn. Cor
tractor Will be responsible for al material
damaged or destroyed 10 tssrlng down
mid building, and will be required 10 give
bond in the PENALTY Of $500. for the per
formanoe Of mis- contract.
Specification ard Contract will lie in the
hands Of the Committee on day Of sale
And the Committee reserve the right 10
scot sny end sll bids
J. M. SMITH,
J. S. SncoTT,
A. HARDNAN,
=. G. OlEs,
PERRY BELL,
COMMITTEE
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1910-02-01

The Hays farm about one
mile above Glenville was
sold at the front door of the
Court House of Gilmer coun-
ty on the 5th day Of Jan
uary, and purchased by S. A.
Hays for the sum Of $26, eO4.
Since the date the court has
confirmed the sale and de
creed an additional sum OF
81, 300 against E. D. Fulton
In favor Of said S. A. Hays
Chenille Pathfinder.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1910-02-01
Prophecy Of Amos.

The Prophet Amos elimbeth to |
the top Of the high peaks Of tho
wease Ridge, snuffeth The air,
lookelh East, West, North ana
South, lifts the veil Of futurity, |
reads on the page OF coming yeans
things that will shortly GONE TO
pass. He declares coming events
cast their shadows before. Then
he opens his prophetiosl eye: looks
up and down the Little Kspavhs
Valley and Wy to the head
waters Of the right hand fork OF ths
left hand fork OF the West Fork and
sees man OF great witt coming
forth as bridegroom and rejoicing
to run great race; and he looketh
yet again toward Arnoldsburg aud
seeth another man like unto . CoaI-
man coming forth to run . racs,
then he looketh to tho waters OF
Pine creek and seeth another like
unto Gen. Lee. who rejoiceth o. .
bridegroom to run a race; he hook
eth yet again to tho waters Of Rush
Run and seeth yet another man like
unto great Hall adorned % .
bridegroom and rejoicing ~ Q
ssrong mar to run 4 race. And =
great race was prepared 10 be run
toward The temple OF fame situated
in the city Of Grantsville, the ten pie
having four sides with equal Width
and equal height and four ladders
reaching to the top Of this tem pie
Of fame. Tho man Witt, having
much knowledge, started frst and
came with great volatile strides,
being cheered on by friends, and
Coleman did run also and como
with great gyrations. being chesred
ON by fine shrill voice like unto
Wellington's voice and Gen. Lee
} did run, being cheered by many
friends and the great Hall did run
cheered by host friends aud they
all reached the temple of fame at
the same time and began to ascend
the ladders on top of which was Che
SuperIntendency of Calhoun Co
bound up in large bundle with
much money. Aud they did climb
being cheered by many friends, bnt
above the din Ct money voices could
be heard the fine tenor like voice OF
Wellington saying climb Coleman,
climb but the great Hall did out
climb all the rest and with one haul
did carry of the prize. And the
Prophet sayeth unto ye scribe write
these things unto the Calhoun
Chronicle 50 that the people may
read and understand the things that
shall shortly come to pass for this
prophecy is certain and true. and
shall come to pass before the frost
shall clip the gauzy wing Of the
Katydid. Ye that hath ears 10 hear
let him hear. Further this depo.
nent sNyeth not.
| EVA rnHrrNy-
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1910-02-01
EvANGELINE.


Easter occurs exceptionally
early this year, in fact, it will
occur earlier than any year Since
1900. The first full moon after
March % will appear March Is,
therefore Easter, which is always
the first Sunday after this oc.
currence will be March q. Eas-
ter will not be so early again..
except in 1919, when It comes ON
March %, until 1912, when Il
falls on the same date as this
year 1t is also observed that in
regard to double holidays, 1910
will give us one more than in
1909, since Lincoln's birthday
comes on Saturday. Memorial
day, as well as Independence
day, comes on a Monday, while
Christmas falls on a Sunday,
which will, in all probability DO
observed on the following Mon.
day.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1910-02-01

Spring Term Of the
Chenille Normal be-
gins MARCH 90. Es-
pecial attention given
to the preparation of
teachers.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1910-02-01
Marriage License.

Charles Terrell, %,
Bessie Metz, %.
Jerry Anderson, %,
Viola Deems, 10.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1910-02-01

See Umsteads line of Weber
wgons at Roberts Livery Stable.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1910-02-01

any rear estate above described and
within one from the above
purchase money and of
Ax " January 8
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1910-02-01

CENIER DISfRICY
Blizzard, Reese.
same
Cain Rosa
Criss Matte
Enterprise Oil Co
Keenan, II n &JP Swent.e
Lowther Oil Co
Hodositt Minnie
Riddle. Austin
Steel, Icy May
LEE DISTRICT
Campbell Joha A
Cutlip J d
Dalyrumple, Myrtle Q
Flesher Willie h John
Foster Frank
Hays, y A Il B A Stockwell
Kelley w 0
Mason Jonathon
Mark Thomas g anil Allcn
Odonnell A
Richards q A d Chas
Stump Alfredo heirs
Same
Tyson @ and A j Bailey
Ward Malissa
SHERIDAN DISTRICT.
Amos Simon
Camden Wilson L
Onpler Effie G h Rlisabsth
East & West Oil & Gas CO.
Fitch w r
Foster r Is
Same
Jeffreys 4 FL
same
80 me
Kenney d e
same d l. Il j Price
KnightJP.E&w Oil Go anc
M 8 Jefreys
Mitchell David K
PAden w b
Pell j r
8 ne&MEKenney 4 IKDy,
same
Seals VIM p
Sinner j G.
Smith G w
SHERMAN DISTRICT.
Ash Laura V
Cutlip j d &Eouis Bonnet
Cox w T
Griffin j r
Graybelle Joseph p
George Joseph
johnson Granville
Jr o u A M
harehall Theodosia Hn
Honfett Virgins ct al
Ratliff Flank
Rich Fred 8
same
same
Rathbone Jno A
Rafferty, Mary
Wright J A
Sutton A III
WASHINGTON DIST
Coger j. d Minerva May
Funk Mamie L
Funk VIM
sAmo
Jarvis Jacob
Ken ney NE d Dora Battle
Kenney E n
McCulty A
StSlnAker L s.
Short l. A
Short LouieA A
same
same
Truman VIM
Wayne 8 II
The owner IL any r
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1910-02-01
LIST OF REAL ESTATE SOLD

the County ofCahe tho Of
Taxes charged thereon for ysyaed individuals:
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-12-10

telegraph is used and in each state Uncle Sam
has saaried state agent who devotes his
whole time to travelling over and Sizing
up the situation, sending in his conclusion by
telegraph but taking the precaution to write his
messages in secret code or cipher SO that no
person, not even the telegraph operators VINO nan
die them, could catch their meaning and thereby
gain hint as what might be expected in a
forthcoming crop report
1t is at the crop reporting headquarters at
Washington that this scheme of keeping watch
the maturing cotton crop involves task that
taxes human endurance. To convey an idea OF
its magnitude it is only necessary to explain that
during the cotton growing the statisticians
in spondence with more than sixty thous
public and private ginneries and upward of
fifteen thousand bankers, merchants and others
who in position to form opinions on the cot
ton yield. The advices from all these volunteer
intelligence officers" looked up received
at Washington and kept closely guarded until the
day appointed for preparing the monthly report
Then the body of experts known as the Crop Re
porting Board locked in a and, taking all
the accumulated information, goes over it and
prepares general summary that embodfes their
fndings-the average it were, of all the
ports received from every quarter. Conditions may
vary greatly in different parts of the country but
the general report will give the people of the
birds eye view of the whole situation in a
broad 1t is this report which at the
pointed hour is made public and inside of few
minutes is flashed to all parts of the country and
to foreign parts.
lAaAsAsAaAgAsAsAaA OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Throw out the mail sack ordered the man
with the rife.
II reached down and flung the sack into the
road
Better throw out the wels-Fargo box, too
1 guess he added
IT kicked the treasure box ordered.
That's ALL said the man. CURLY. Drive on
IT touched up the team and went bowling
merri1y down the canyon There not word
spoken for full ten minutes. Then the young
woman turning to me- said guilelessy:
That looked like mighty lonesome place to
have postofhce!"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-12-10

he sitting up there as pretty a target as one ever
saw in shooting gallery. Furthermore, the last
man they want to shoot is the driver, for that
would mean runaway team-of all things what
the robbers don't want: they've got enough to
keep them busy a 1t is. Perhaps 1 cannot illus
trate better what occurs at real stage robbery
than by giving you my experience when was
driving stage through southern Idaho in the early
eighties.
'I driving from Shoshone Boise City,
about dusk evening going down the
canon road that leads from Camas prairie to the
headwaters of the Payette-not a settler for miles
around. There only passenger aboard,
young woman from New England.
NOW. while the country she had come from
and that she going to civilized all right,
the strip in southern Idaho were then trav-
cling over pretty Wild But didn't say
word to her about it of frightening the
little thing
"She sitting on the box with me and
admiring the sunset tfnts in the western sky
when as swung around bend in the canon,
a man standing in the middle of the road about
fifty feet ahead, with a Winchester rifle lying in
the hollow of his flung up his hand to me-
He the first human being had since
we left Shoshone at daybreak that morning
though that wasn't the reason threw my leaders
back their launches. flung the brake and
to sudden stop
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-12-10
UNKIND JOLT FROM ADAM |
As If Eve Hadn't Sorrow Enough,
Her Partner Had to Add to
the Affiiction.

Adam had just received his notice
of ejectment
He stared at it a long time in
silence, while Eve, crouched in a
dusky corner, softly whimpered-
Presently the father of mankind
looked around.
As Eve caught his angry eye her
whimper changed to a gulping sob.
Wel,'' he said sternly, you've GER
tainly put us in a fine mess with
your silly curiosity, And yet when 1
refused to have anything to do with
your apple scheme you called me a
poor fool Do you remember that you
called me a poor fool?'
Yees,' sobbed Eve.
We'll, there's just one question
want to ask your" said Adam.
What is it?" gasped the first
mother.
Who's looney now?" he harshly
demanded.
Then he turned away abruptly and
started to pack up the family gourds
and the tent poles.-Cleyeland Plain
Dealer.