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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-07-21
DOING THEIR DUTY
Scores of Heppner Readers are
Learning the Duty of the
Kidneys.

hlUheySs
To filter the blood is the kidneys
duty.
When they fail to do this the kidneys
sre sick.
Backache and many kidney ills FOL
low.
Urinary trouble, diabetes.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure them all.
Heppner people endorse our claim.
Mrs. Mary A. Thomas, :of Heppner,
Oregon, says: II can speak just as
highly of Doan's Kidney Pills at this
time as | did when publicly endorsed
them several years ago. OFF and on for
wears my kidneys trouble d me and I
had considers BILE backache. ! experi-
mented with remedies of various kinds
and Doan's Kinney Pills gave me the
greatest relief am certain that any
one afflicted with kidney complaint will
be benefited by the use of Doan's Kid
ney Pills"
Fer sale by all dealers. Price 50
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name Doan's-and
take no other.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-07-21
The Funeral Trust.

Can alleged funeral trust" is the latest
sensation in CincinnatL-News)
Oh. thiG is merry footstool
Where We linger day by dayl
And the things that daily happen
Make us want to always stay.
How we love the trusts and mergers
Raising oil and bread and beef.
How we love the ones who promise
They win soon bring us relief!
We had hoped some time to shuttle
Off this choking mortal coil
And be freed from slow starvation
And be fresd from daily toll
But the undertakers' merger
Knocks our fondest hopes sky high.
For Wen find when comes the challenge
1t will cost too much to die.
Boston Herald.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-07-21
The esnsdiok's America"

tEo 0VUCOlSNo NVHSTlG1s
Nevada, tits OF thee,
Sweet state of liberty,
OF thee / sing!
State where our fathers flee,
State that let's mothers free
Marriage, because of thee,
Hath lost its sting.
My state, which holds the key
That sets the shackled free,
l love thy name.
love thy lawyers ways,
Thy dazzling Divorces,
The briefness of their stays,
Their little game.
Reno. it is to thee.
Daughter of liberty,
To thee we flee.
Long may thy streets resound
With freedoms joyful sound
Scatter thy light around
From sea TO sea
New York Times.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-07-21
Gone. but Not Eornottsn.

The portly old gentleman had just
finished a sumptuous feast, Lighting
a huge Havana, he arose to go.
Haven't you forgotten somethingY
began the waiter in an insinuating
manner.
why. SO | have" was the reply. II
declare my. memory becomes more
treacherous every day"
Lifting the ash tray, he pocketed the
dollar bill lying beneath 1t and calmly
strobe out past the crestfallen knight
of the tray.-Judge's Library.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-07-21


any one in service at the castle who
for a handsome tip would make an
exception in their case. To this he
replied:
II am going to the castle myself and
shall see the duke. think it probable
that can secure his permission to
show you through his ancestral abode
If you will be there"->he took out his
watch-''at. say. 2 o'clock will let you
knew what l. can do for you. Ask for
Mr.. Comyns."
The ladies thanked the man for his
courtesy and when the train reached
khe station went to an inn. where they
partook Of a luncheon. then strolled
up to the castle. They were stopped
at the postern by a lackey. but on
mentioning the name Of Comyns they
were conducted to a reception room 10
the living apartments of the castle.
After wait of ten minutes Mr.. Co
myns entered and said that he had OBJ
tained the necessary permission.
Mr.. Comyns was between thirty and
Shirty-fve years old. 1t was seldom
that be smiled. but when he did his
face changed from the serious to the
genial. He was apparently a gentle
man. but there are many grades Of
gentlemen In England, and the girls
could not make out to which grade be
belonged. They fancied that he might
attend to some business for the duke |
or was his solicitor or was there to |
sell him something. One point trou.
bled them from the frst-they feared |
he might not be so respectable,
though be had avoided the subject of |
tips. as to decline a crown or two II |
offered to him. They had often re-
ceived favOrs or what they supposed
were favors from men just as genteel
looking whose palm they had crossed.
Miss Van Tromp determined to watch
his English. If be were not a gentle
man he would surely make a blunder.
perhaps in an unguaFded moment drop
an III"
All this they talked and thought over
while waiting. Mr.. Comyns led them
out into the courtyard and thence to
one Of the towers. He began In that
clear. well mOdulated voice with which
the two girls had heard the gentle
manly guides In Westminster abbey
show that old pile for the modest sum
Of sixpence. This confirmed their opin-
ion that be would expect a tip. He
spoke fuently and as if be had often
before reeled off the identical words.
"This tower be said. was built in
the reign Of William II. and is. Of
course. Norman. The upper part was
put on later and is Gothic. A breach /
was made here where you see differ
ence in the stonework by the Round
heads during the close Of the war by
which Charles /. lost his rascally
head"
Surprised at this. Miss Van Tromp
asked
Does the duke consider King
Charles ]. rascallyT
1t doesn't matter to me what the
duke thinks. Everybody knows that
Charles !. was treacherous. mean. un- ,
true to his friends and altogether un-
worthy Of sovereignty"
Does your British nobility usually
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-07-21
BY the Card.

"Will Brother Jones kindly lead?"
was asked by the pastor at the begin
ming of the prayer service.
Waking with start at the mention
of his name, the deacon almost broke
up the service by replying Il led last
time. It's your turn. What's trumpsT
Philadelphia Record.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-07-21

Everybody desires good health which
is impossible unless the kidneys are
sound and healthy. Foley's Kidney
Remedy should be taken at the first in
dica'ion Of anv iregularity, and se-
rious illness NAV be averted. Foley.s
Kidney Remedy will restore your kid
deys and bladder to their normal state
and activity. All druggists.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-07-21
The New Romance.

Kiss me, but do not muss my hair,
Nor be so much in haste
Your arm-my frock, if touched, will
tear!-
To put about my waist.
Love me. but wisely. Tears and sighs
/ loathe and fear to see
A tortured brow and jealous eyes
Bent angrily on me.
And I'll give you a love discreet,
For passion uncontrolled
With pallor. wrinkles and crows feet
Turns pretty women old.
Life
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-07-21
Just So.

She sided up to the counter like
rain cloud with white splashes where
her big. eyes rolled from side to side.
rs yer gut dat air hymn song dey
calls Jes' as Yo' Is?"
You mean Just as l Amp"
Oats it-Jes as Yo' New
York American.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-07-21
Observation-Disclosures.

Come" said Otto, '1et us auto.''
NO" said she; I'VE hadn't ought to-
But I've got the auto bought to.
It's too late" said he. You've got to!"
well, you ought first to have sought to
Have me say that l would auto
Now. although your autos bought to,
Ill not auto with you. Otto!"
Los Angeles Times.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-07-21
No STRANGER ta rham.

did you ever hear Of snakes in
winterY'
ITO be sure" replied the Billville
matron. my old man sees them the
year round. They're regular per-
formin' circus to him"-Atlanta Con-
stitution.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-07-21
Making Him usafnl

"Ask your congressman for any free
seeds?"
Nav, but I've written him to find
me two or three good summer board
ers."-Louisville CourierJournal
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-07-21
Interesting.

"Do you enjoy going TO banquets?"
"Well, can't say that l enjoy them
particularly, but they are always in
teresting"
Always?
Eyes. rnever get tired noticing how
well the old stories go if they are cIev-
erly told. Chicago Record Herald.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-07-21
One Case.

"Two's company. three's a crowd
That's saying I've often Heard.
Yet even three might be allowed
IL Cupid is the third.
Cleveland Leader.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-07-21

"M-m-mamma. y-you'd better stop.
I'm maxim $3.50 much n-nOise you
c-couldn't hear the t-t-telephone IL #
was to ring. "-harper's Monthly.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-07-21
T. MAN FOO
Chinese Root and Herb Doctor.

He is an experienced compounder OF
Chinese Medicine. He treats success
fully all private. nervous and chronic
diseases, also blood, stomach, heart,
lung. liver, kidney, female weakness,
catarrh and all diseases of the body by
the use of roots and herbs, especially
prepared for each case. If you cant
call at his office, write for home treat
ment. Consultation free. ]. Man Foo,
to Hong Wo Tong Chinese
Medicine c., III w. Second ST., AL
banY, Oregon.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-07-21
If He,d onlv Di.

"Deadbeat" we call the scurvv wight
Who cheats us. 'Twould be great
If he were really dead; we might
Collect from his estate
Catholic Standard and Times.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-07-21

"Any good thing in the new musica,
shown
"Yes; the hacker was a good
thing. kansas City Times.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-07-21

OUHbCIeHtIOUs DecTaFAtIons
Drummer-Will you be mine? All
my life will worship you from Feb
ruary until April and from August un-
til December. The rest of the time
am on the road.-Spokane Spokesman
Review
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-07-21
chun..

said the boy, Il wonder whether
You and / could have some fun"
So they both went OF together
The boy and the loaded gun.
-Lippincott's.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-07-21

UWW UPICUs
When his sister discovered young Thos.
Arrayed in his parents pajos.
And cried in dismay,
'Oh. what will father sayT'
He replied: mot a word. These are mos" +"
Puck.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-07-21

A recognised sutbority-Ths wssks
oreeoaiaR-
For news and oplnions-ths oreEOniAn.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-07-21

The Teppner Gazette-the news OF Nor
row County: The Weekly Oregonian-the
news and thought Of the world. Both at
special price. Inquire or address The
Gazette. Heppner. or.
The evening world., 1910-12-22
BUTTON
AND GET A TUNE
BY ELECTRICITY
Board of Estimate Orders
Franchise Drawn for a
Novel Musical Company.

The Board OF Estimate to-day ten
tatively awarded a franchise to the
New York Cahill Telharmonlc Company
to operate electric wires over which mu-
sic will be distributed by electricity.
Under their system you press a button
and out comes "A tune.
Demonstrations OF the possibility OF
transmitting wires to houses, hotels
restaurants and other places distant
from a central station were recently
MAZE for city officials.
In return for the franchise which the
board instructed the Corporation Coun-
sci to frame, the company agrees to OPP
crate under II for twenty-five years.
making an initial payment to the city
Of &c., 600.
During the life Of the franchise the
company agrees to pay tie city 3 per
cent. OF the gross receipts, these not to
amount to less than $500 per annum To-
the first Ave years. and to increase with
each succeeding period of FIVE years un-
I'll a maximum OF $4,000 n year Is paid
for each Of the years in the final five
year period.
When the wires n Instruments are
Installed the diner in the restaurant,
hotel or home can get any knl of mu-
sic he wants by puHting In n coin and
pressing a button.
The evening world., 1910-12-22
RODE IN LIFTS TO STEAL.

House Detective Downs or n OF tho
department stores In Brooklyn wondered
why a dainty little runette with
snappy blacl, eyes should be riding ~
and down In the elevators so much.
and why she always waited FOR the car
to MI up before she got aboard.
The mystery was solved when he saw
her open n handbag carried by Mrs.
Annie O'Connor OF No. la Washington
avenue. Mr.. O'Connor saw her opcn
tho bag. too. and madc n grab for her
bat the truno.c dodCed. Then Downs
nahbcd her AMI took her around to the
Adams street police station.
When they searched her there they
found a roll OF sl65 In her purse, another
roll OF seven o~ne-do.lar bills. and tw"
diamond rinEs. In her sto king the ma
tron found 81 .05i. II gold watch and SOM
more diamond rings.
SIZE said she was Mrs. Lydia Hlll ol
No. 79l Dawson avenue, the Bronx. and
that she was n grass wldow
Magistrate Harris. before whom sh,
was arralgnel in the Adams Stree
Chur, to-day. held her In 1880 ball foi
further examination.
The evening world., 1910-12-22
Of CRASH
OF THREE TRAINS
BECOMES MOTHER
Two Killed in Collision on
Pennsylvania When "Owl"
Hits Wreckage.

An ~eastbound coal train ran into a
freight train which had stopped to drop
cars near Milestone Junction. ". j.. to-
day. I've wreck blocked the tracks and
before an alarm could be given the Phil
adelphia "owl," out OF New York, ran
into the debris and was deralled.
The engineer of the coal train. John
LongenbergCr. was so scalded and
burned that he died in the Wells HoS1i-
tai. New Brunswick. Frank Knox, a
brakeman on the passenger train, was
instantly killed.. J. b. Monaghan, brake
man OF the freight train. whose duty
II wa to- protect the rear end with a
red lantern, has not been found. 1t is
believed he was asleep in the caboose,
n was killed and burned up,
Mrs. Dora Rubalo Of Philadelphia was
the only passenger seriously injured.
though many wCCe bruised and
scratched. She WAS cNt about the head
and back, An holr after she was taken
to the hospital she gave birth 10 a
child. She Is in a precar!ous condition,
The engine of the passenger tain
jumped clear Of the right Of way when
tn debris threw IT from TIE track AMI
plunged into IA shaEty In HE laborers
were Sleeping. They came boiling out
and were at once set to Work at les'u-
ing victims. None of them was hurt.
The passengers of the "Owr' were
taken back to Perth Amboy and sent
TO Philadelphia by a roundabout route.
All four tracks of the main line We =
blocked aud all traffic had to be car
ried through Perth Amboy and on other
branches until noon.
The evening world., 1910-12-22
TITLES IN QUESTION
AT TRIAL Or D'AULBY.
Rights of Prisoner and the Duke of
Choiseal Discussed in Bogus
Picture Case.

TOURS, France. Dec. %. The ques-
tloa Of the right to titles inherited. &C
quired aAd assumed. figured largely g.
to-day Sc sion Of tho trial OF tho So
called Count ana Countess D'Aulby a.,
Cat.guy. WAC the Duchess OF Cao.Fcui
Prasl.n, formerly Mrs. Charles l,aml.-
ton Pane OF Boston, alleges sN.udlcd
her out OF $4,000 In the sale OF spurious
pictures. The titles OF both DAulby
and t4e Duke OF Cholseul-Prasiln were
discussed.
Recalled for further questioning,
D'Aulby admitted having sold tie
paiues furniture accredited to tho i'm
perial collections OF Napoleon and Louis
Philippe, but he explained hat ne had
purchased them as suci from the deal
ers. iHtimat!ag that II there had been
credit he was HIN elf a vi,tim. He de-
MED thai he lad stolen $50 from Mrs.
Palne's purse in Vienna. lie mad. he
said. merely paid the chauffeur out OF
his companions purse at her request.
The evening world., 1910-12-22
The First Step Is to Write
TO Him, Care of the
Guild CT the Infant
Saviour, Organized to
Help Mothers Whose
Only Crime Is Poverty.
Mrs. Me- innis, the Presi-
dent, Says the Demand
for Girls Is Far Greater
Than for Boys - Not
One Sent Back Yet.
By NixoIa Greeley

baby for a Christ
mas present this
Geek this story
WiH tell you how
TO obtain one.
w h eth er tn G
%yedrning Of your
soul is for a
blond and chubby
blue-eged baby or
JOr q ~5roiCn-eyed
-..gI
The evening world., 1910-12-22
# YOU WIN NANNY
HER NEW KIDS?
Mr.. Dominica Insists They
Are Hers Because Born
After the Goat Rattle.

The great generosity OF Dominica
MoncelIone of No. 2i7 First avenue, a
grocer. has destroyed the peace OF his
home. broken a friendship which
s%prouted twenty years & in sunny
italy. and threatens to bring on brain
fever to Magistrate Smith. to whom
the whole mess has come for settle
ment.
To Trlfone Lucent. Moncelione's
lifelong friend. Dominica CAV one uf
three tickets he had bought for a goat
ranle. Dominica kept one n gave
the third t. Angelina. his wife. Lu-
cent? won the goat. Dominica was
glad, Angelina was cnvlous.
To the goat yesterday were born
three kids.
Then and there started trouble, The
ticket which won the goat, asserted
Angelina. said nothing of the Kids. The
kids were therefore ostrays, t~rcspassers
and treasure trove. She would tItc the
Kids. and, anyway, she asked. with IRE
fu'able feminine reasoning, a not htf
husband given the ticket to Lucenti?
In the argument she slapped uie face
of Lucent. he slapped back and the frst
blows of twenty years were struck be-
tween him and Dominica. lie loft his
old friends roof. To-day he asked
Magistrate Smith TO punish Angelina for
petty larceny Of the Kids. Dominica told
the MAGISTRATE that he had to all In
tents given the goat to Lucent. but
that he never meant 10 give him four.
The magistritc took t.e case under
advlsement. lie paroled AIRS. Dominica.
The evening world., 1910-12-22
new SH|RTWA|ST
STRIKE THREATENS;
GOMPERS TO AID
Meeting Being Held To-Day to
Formulate Plans for
Walk-O Out.
OFFER NEW AGREEMENT
L. Only Six of Employing Firms
Sign 1t and Rest Are
Obdurate.
OFFER NEW AGREEMENT

Another general strike OF the shirt
waist makers will. in all probability, be
called within the next two or three DAYS.
A conference OF delegates from all the
shops In this city is being held at
Clinton Hall to-day to decide upon the
question.
Samuel Gompers. President OF the
American Federation OF Labor. is ready
TO come to New York and direct the
strike II 1t should be called.
President Baron OF the Shirtwaist
X Union has been in telegraphic
communication with Mr.. Gompers over
the situation which has arisen since the
expiration-Dec. l5-of the agreement
entered into between the union and the
employers.
Preliminary Conference.
At a preliminary conference held last
night Miss Mary f.. Drier and MISC
Leonora OReilly OF the womea's
Trades Union League: Bernard Vein
stan. General Organizer of the United
Hebrew Trades; Abraham Rosenberg.
President of the International Union
of Ladies Garment Workers of Amer
lea. Hugh Fraynem. New York State
Organizer OF the American Federation
OF Labor. and two lawyers, Meyer
London and jacob Panken, were APP
pointed a committee to take charge Of
the strike. and this committee has APP
pointed Samuel Shindler leader. with
full control.
Several notifications were made by
the union in the new agreement drawn
49, L. A. -
Jude a fifty hour working week during
the months Z June. July and August.
instead OF ffty-two. n days OF on
Decoration Day. New Years. Washing
toms Birthday and Labor Day.
Out OF the 2Si shops in this city only
IS nave signed the modified agreement.
The rest have refused TO have anything
to do with II.
The employees say that the bosses
are trying to force a strike now. az It Is
the worst period of the duh season. and
they could afford to fight the union now
better than at any other time.
State Organizer Frayne said to-day
that the American Federation Of Labor
vas prepared 10 go the limit In sup
porting the shirtwalst makers, and that
mere WOutu ne no sllUtlUS W luluS
for the purpose Of un!onizing the in
Gus,ry.
In Position to Win.
The union leaders say that they are
in a good position to win the strike.
The union has plenty OF funds In its
kseasury, and n special meeting of the
International Union of Ladies' Garment
Workers OF America is to be held in
Newark Jan. :. at which n special strike
assessment will he levied on all the men,
bers of the national body.
Whether. or not n strike Is declared
the union will make a herculean effort
20 unionize the entire trade in this
city. The last strike resulted In union
izing 80 per cent. OF the 25,0D persons
In the industry; now II Is determined e.
capture the other half. Fo that purpose
n monster meeting Will he held on Jan.
6, possibly at Madison Square Garden.
which will be addressed by Samuel Com
pers. This Will b. followed by n series
Of educational mcetincs held in a large
number OF smaller halls In all the bor-
oughs Of Greater New York.
The evening world., 1910-12-22

'|Il Wv '..'Hft HNhfl.II
The dangers OF race suicide ar, 50
well understood H. Europe that "ifor s
are being maize In several coun.r,cg TO
encourage married couples to have
large families. England grants a 'c-
bate in taxation TO fathers OF families;
France Is considering a bill for payiag
cash bonuses 10 government en-
ployes with children, and the German
borough Of Schoneb'rg, which CON.
prise, . l7rE. n1'L 81 ff.r,h ana .uVtr-
west Berlin. pays premiums t. n''i-
.ipal o""'lrces who have more tIIn
two chlllrcn.
The increased cost o. living has pro-
duced a marked t%endenCy towari the
"two-chlld standard IN German towns.
.Schonoterg will h~enceforth pay $3.50 n
month u every employe, marie or
widower. who has three children, 90 n
month for four children; 1915 for 1--WE,
A25 for six, ard N FOR families OF more
The evening world., 1910-12-22
EXPRESS COMPANIES MUST
OBEY CITY ORDINANCES.

Judge Lacombe. in the United State
Circuit Court. to-day sustained Mayo
Gaynor's order directing the enforce
ment Of the city ordinance conpcll.ng
express companies to secure llcenst $
for z O and badges for drivers.
The order was issued during the heat
of the express strike. Jud2e Lacombc
rpholds the right of the city in deny
ing applications by the Adams and the
Wells Fargo Express Companies for an
Injunction restraining the Mayor and
Police Commissioners from enforcing
this ordinance against their wagons and
drivers.
The express companies based their APP
plication on the ground that they were
engaged In interstate commerce AMI
amenable only to Federal laws and
regulations.
The evening world., 1910-12-22
4 CmRIsrNIAs u

The words and pgsIe OF beautiful
r N TNm N''ir r"wadsr'er
The evening world., 1910-12-22

MANILA, Dec. 22.-The supreme Court
to-day disposed of the MaHila Renac.-
mlento prosecution by sentencing Theo-
Kallw, formerly editor OF the pap
er and now n member of the Philippine
Assembly to one years imprisonment
and a fine of 5000; and Martin Ocamo,
former manager. to SIX months I'M
%prisonment and a nrH OF 5000 for hav-
ing crimlnally libtlled Commissioned
Dean c. Worcester. The case has been
I'm the courts a long time.
The evening world., 1910-12-22
$50 MINERS WERE KILLED
IN ENGLISH COlllERY.
Explosion Disaster at Bolton Grows
as ReScuerS Push Into
the Ruins.

BOLTON. England. Dee. 22.-The dis
aster at the Little Hutton Colllery.
which was wrecked by an explosion
followed by fire yesterday. Is greater
than was at first thought. 1t is prob
able that AT 'ras. 800 lives were lost.
1t now appears that the men sup
posed to have been rescued from this
mine came from IN adjoining pit that
was also seriously damaged. 1t seems
that not a soul escaped from Little
Hutton. A rescue party, who is bor-
ing u way to the centre OF the catas-
trophe. have passed $50 bodies.