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Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21
Partly Cloudy
SNAP SHOTS

Few men can ride hobby without
occasionally taking tumble.
Unfortunately tombstone inscrip-
tion isn't passport to heaven.
"A girl can't very well keep her
powder dry if she is always crying.
Amy bartender will tell you that to
be tagged is signal of distress.
1t sounds fishy for man to say he
will put his whole sole into anything.
No man is a genius unless he can
DO what other people claim is impossi
BILE.
1t is possible TO be man of many
parts even after you become baldhead-
cd.
Few men are as black as they are
painted. or as immaculate as they are
whitewashed.
Its when fellow is too fresh that
everything he says should be taken
with grain of salt
Revenge is sweet, but so is sugar
coated pill.
1t doesn't take eight quarts of wine
to make peck of trouble.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21
QUIET THOUGHTS

A still tongue carries further
-Fhe finger of scorn should be
curved
Some bad neighbors are so from
example.
Many suburbs are raved with good
intentions.
Man is known by the company he
works
Also dirt is a good friend. but
bad master.
Some folks keep up their appear
ances, but let their fences go.
Too much booze also makes the
world go round
II is better to get down to brass
.acks than 70 sit on one.
Three rhyming words that are very
closely related: Boys" toys" and
noise"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21
500 Reward, 500.

The readers of this paper will be
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Theproprietors have so much faith in
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Take Halls Family Pills for consti.
patton.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21
Sure Cure For The Blues

A leading society lady of New York
who had bad case of nerves" was
ordered to go on the stage by her ply
stefan. That's the only way to get
cured. ''said he. She was too serious
and needed good. wholesome diversion
from the cares of life.
The Luncheon Trio" song, by far
the most rolicking vocal feature of
THE Echo" now playing at the Globe
Theatre, New York, is Just what the
doctor ordered" in the way of rejuve-
nator of good spirits. 1t will be given,
words and music complete, with Sun
davis New York World. Order your
COPY of Americas greatest Sunday
newspaper from your newsdealer in adj
vance
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21
Ayers Pills
Health
PAVEMENT PHILOSOPHY

NJ MAJ feels that he has right to
be left.
Many girls beauty is spoiled by
an ugly frame OF mind.
OF two evils it isn't always neces-
sary 10 choose either.
The man with = hot temper doesn't
always make a warm friend.
&The fellow who is full OF hot air
doesn't always manage TO get I'D
steam.
One good swift kick will often &C.
complish more than lot of kindness.
Trouble is the most obliging thing
in the world. II will never dodge the
people who are looking for ii.
Some people can't even do their
duty without patting themselves on
the back.
Perhaps our clouds have a silver
lining. but 1t generally takes other
people to see ii.
Lots of us never put off till tomor-
row what We can have done for us
today.
It's the things we don't get that
we should sometimes be most thank
full for.
Circumstances over which we have
no control frequently take the form of
wives
Many fellows lofty ideals exte@
no further tlan highbals.
Some people are so tirelc that
they become positively tireso =.
The best man at weddir is the
fellow who isn't getting MART /.
To greet misfortune with a smile
is decidedly one-sided Irritation.
Lots of marriages merely demon
strate that misery loves company.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21
GUIDE BOOK FOR SALE.

The new Annapolis and Naval Acad.
emy Guide Book is for sale at the
Capital Office. Price per copy 81
cents. m2o-t.f.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21

Annapolis Banking & Trust Com
pany open till 6 Z. M. Saturdays
Plentytime to deposit your saw ngs. I
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21

The best way TO get an increase OF
salary is to work so hard the boss
can't get along without you-then quit
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21

The fashion for red barns is dying
out in the country districts.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY

Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine
Tablets Druggists refund money if it
fails to cure. L. ". GROVES sigma
tnrs 10 % faseb h0s re
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21

The shortest days in the year are
holidays.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21
WEDDING DAY 0MENS

The bride who dreams of fairies the
night before her marriage will be
twice blessed.
If the bridegroom carries a minia-
ture horseshoe in his rocket he will
always have luck.
Don't wear an opal Some people
declare that opals are lucky. History
proves the contrary.
The bride who finds spider in her
wedding dress may consider herself
lucky.
No bride, If she would have good
luck, should baka her own wedding
cake To do so invit, i'll fortune.
Should a bride, perchance, see a
funeral while being driven to the
railway station prior to departing up
on her wedding tour she should order
the driver to turn back ald start over
again. or else she viii surely meet
with bad luck.
No bride or brid, groom should be
given telegram wliie on the way to
church. 1t is sigl o. evil.
To try on the wedding ring before
the day of the magri. 50 is considered
very unlucky Aad Tor the bride
groom to drop It while :acing it on
the brides fiTger Is al.o held TO be-
token misfortune
To lose the ring or even TO remove
it from the firg r-is another unlucky
sign
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21

PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure
any case Of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or
Protruding Piles in to "A days or
money refunded. Doe
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21

Don't wear an opal. Some people
declare that opals are lucky. History
proves the contrary.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21

If the bridegroom carries minia-
ture horseshoe in his rocket he will
always have luck
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21

The bride who dreams of fairies the
night before her marriage will be
twice blessed
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21
Tune: Jungle Town.

Well go back feeling so jolly
When we root for old Navy.
Tune: Jungle Town.
Down in Phillie town
Old navy goes, to play football
Then you'll hear rah. rah, rah.
To the Navy Boys in line,
And in Phillie town
Navy'll do Army up brown
Wen bring home the honors once
for all
From down in Phillie town.
Tune: Pipe and Bowl.
May the Pipe and Bowl never
leave us
Kind friends may they never
deceive us
But happy is the man who will
lead us
In Heaven above where all is love,
The faculty won't be there
But down below where all is low
The faculty will be there.
Chorus.
Rah, Rah, Rah, for dear old Navy.
Cheer her boys she's out of sight,
When the sun has gone to rest
In the cradle of the west may we
proudly
Float the colors Gold and Blue.
Tune: my wife's gone to the
Country.
Our foot team 's-a wonder
Murray, Murray,
Right through the line most every
time
Ten yards at every play.
Every mans wonder:
Murray Murray.
So bet your tin that we will win
On this Saturday.
Tune: Don't Take me home.
See how they score
Twenty times or more
See them making touch-downs to-
day
Oh Oh /! Oh Oh! Have little
pity
What can poor old Army do
We've played this game before
We can do most anything with you
So'we'll just run up that score,
Tune: Wife, To the country.
We're going to win that game
Hurray Murray
We tho't it best to take a rest
But now we're on our way.
Well take that game right with us
Horray, Hurray
Now we don't care just what you
think
Well take that game away.
'une: The hills resound with songs.
The land resounds with noise
As we loudly cheer our boys
For we are gay
When our boys play
Stout hearts have Trey
While the Naval Academy stands
The finest in the land
Encountered as the winds shall
her ball-team be.
The Army quakes with fear
When our battle cry the hear
It's victory,
II victory
Stout hearts have we
AS long as Navy stands
The finest in the land,
Encountered as the winds shall
her ball-team be.
tune: Hot time in the old Town To
night.
Cheer boys cheer. old Navy has the
ball,
Rah, Rah. Rah. won't Army take
a fall,
For when we hit Army's line
they'll have no line at all.
There'll be hot time in the old
town tonight.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21
Leave Washington
for AntHpOlis

rL.mtaI.ta Saya Academy Junction.
,s-0snye cars ~ Academy Junction for
WashngtH
.r..t.. f,.tye Annapolis for Annapolis juno
,.'1 st-aUaui il.3J A. NJ. 800 and $50 =. M.
f,.t,. leave Annapolis Junction for Anna
,l'.afssIA M D. - 40 and 60 l.. NJ.
N, tickets and Information apply 81 our
go trFst Offices West street station,
U,,gand Hotel. Caryel Hall. 4. Kent
,.-.sr's Drus store Main ST. VIM. ii NJ oss.
,.ar College Ave. and Bladsn ST. Post
Hfsre. us ~ A for officers, midshipmsn
~, connected with Naval Academy.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21
SCIENCE BRIEFS

Our ladies who sip peppermint es-
senee will be Mortified at the chem
lists report, which shows that lager
heer contains only per cent q alco-
hol and peppermint essence % per
cent.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21

One good swift kick will often ac-
complish more than a lot OF kindness.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21

OF two evils ii isn't always neces
sary 10 choose either.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21

The bride who finds a spider in her
wedding dress may consider herself
lucky.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21

Trouble is the most obliging thing
in the world. II will never dodge the
people who are looking for it,
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21
Tune: Cheyenne. "

Army, Army, you're off your troll
ley
Wen beat you, and eat you and
After this game hy-golly.
Wen go back a feeling so jolly
When we root for old Navy.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21

The man with = hot temper doesn't
always make a warm friend.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21

- u..ra .u Naval Acaiem Jet
t.'.a y.q. Transfer Nayai cad
salf disc through.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21

&Ihe fellow who is full of hot air
doesn't always manage TO get up
steam.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21

Many a girls beauty is spoiled by
an ugly frame OF mind.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21

Some people can't even do their
duty without patting themselves on
the back
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21

NJ MAJ feels that he has right {
be left.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21
ROOT FOR THE NAVY
VenO FaIkner, Son OF Manager
Of Colonial Theatre Writes
Navy Songs.
"OUR NAVY BOYS"
Should Sit Up And Take Notice OF New
Songs For Army.Nayy Football
Gama

Game.
Master Veno Falkner, the l4-year
old son of Manager Fred w. Falkner
of the Colonial Theatre, during his
summer vacation has composd several
football songs which the navy team
would do we'll to adopt. along with
others, to whoop it up. during football
practice for the ArmyNavy game in
Philadelphia November 20.
The songs have merit, and the Capital
has begged leave to publish them.
They are credit to the boy composer
who is warm advocate OF the navy
boys and especially the navy football
team,
NAVY SONGS.
Tune: Pony Boy.
Navy. boys. Navy boys
Go and lick the Army boys,
Kill the foe,
There they go
Run 'em off the field,
Draggle them
Fragile them
Right down through the goal;
Whooperup, Whooperup, Whoop-
erup, Whoa
Our Navy Boys.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21

Lots of marriages merely demon
strate that misery loves company.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21

No bride, If she would have good
luck, should baka her own wedding
cake. To do so invit, i'll fortune.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21

Perhaps our clouds have a silver
lining, but 1t generally takes other
people TO see 1t.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-21

To greet misfortune with a smile
is decidedly a one-sided Irritation.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-04-19
MARRIAGE A FAILURE.

Her life failure the whole world knows her illusions have
gone smash for she married and of clothes and
smile and blond mustache When first heard she bound
wed talked her long in vain The man you have chosen
is cheap, said Maria Samantha Jane. I've known him well
since he lad days of the long ago. he gev his mother
and Sights his dad, and that's all need know. write it
down your new spring hat Maria Samantha Jane that
Norway rat who his parents pain know he's
slick bunko YOU think he is free from guile; but YOU
will find risky plan to marry dazzling smile His parents
hearts he has tried break he's worried them all his life and
he'll be oneeyed snake you, when YOU his wife
turn him down while you have chance Don't fall for his
bridal wreath Don't marry hat and pair of pants of
godled teeth She hooed off from her garden gate and
called me bird OF prey and hooked up with that smiling
skate and threw her young heart away hold that the
hayward lad whose mother has wept and sighed who
for his patient dad, will gold-brck his blushng bride
Copyright 1910 by George Adamsl WALT Mason.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-04-19
PUBLICITY BILL is PASSED.
Mann, "the Great Objector," Casts
Only Vote Against Measure.

Mann, "the Great ObIectOr." Casts
Only Vote Against Measure.
With only one vote in the negative, the
Mccall bill for the publicity OF campaign
contributions passed the House OF Rep
resentatives with a rush yesterday. Rep
resentative Mann, Of Illinois. THE great
obiector," cast that vote He protested
against the Mccall bill as being so
loosely drawn that It would compel not
only the Republican and Democratic Ma
tional Congressional committees TO file
statements OF their receipts and expendi-
lures between ten and fifteen days before
an election. but would also make II OBJ
ligatory on the Federation of Labor. the
National Civic Federation, the National
Conservation Congress. and all similar
organizations, as well as all newspapers
publishing political editorials. to do the
same thing. Although Mr.. Mann made
an imprisoned speech against the meas
ure he didn't make even faint impress
sion on his colleagues.
Perry Belmont, president Of the Ma
tional Publicity Law Organization. was
on the floor of the House enjoying the
privilege Of an ex-member. when the bill
was passed. He looked tickled 10 death
There Is every reason" he said. Ito
expect prompt action on the bill in the
Senate The opposition hitherto exist
ing has been removed and amendments
intended to defeat it are not likely TO be
offered"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-04-19
HIGH COURT TO TAKE RECESS
Chief Justice Fuller Announces
Dates for April and May.

Chief Justice Fuller yesterday an
nounced that the Supreme Court would
suspend the hearing OF arguments fer
the term on April %. Beginning May
the court, he said, would take a recess
until May Is. and again from the latter
date 70 May 81. when final adjournment
would occur.
The probability 81 a decision at this
term Of the corporation tax cases was
diminished yesterday when the court
set two cases for the first Tuesday OF
the next term. This is taken as an indi-
cation that no decision is likely before
adjournment. as there would be no
urgency IN hearing the additional cases
II the main question were settled by a
decision.
Counsel for the state OF Virginia en-
deavored 10 have the Supreme Court W
terday set for argument az this term SIS
suit against West Virginia for one-third
the bonded debt OF the former, incurred
before the creation OF West Virginia
This motion was offered by counsel for
West Virginia. who also filed a motion
for taking additional testimony. The
court took the matter under Amusement
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-04-19
GEN. YOUNG APPOINTED.
Becomes Governor Of SOIdierS' Home
to Succeed Late Gen. Hawkins.

Becomes Governor of Soldiers Home
to Succeed Late Gen. Hawkins.
Lieut. Gen. s. 3. VI. Young. L. s. A.
retired, has been appointed governor Of the
Soldiers Home. in this city, by President
Taft. vice Brig. Gen. Hamilton S Haw-
lkins, L. s. A. retired, who died recently.
Gen. Young was born in Plttsburg. Pa.
on January 9. 1910. and at the outbreak Of
the civil war enlisted in Company X Of
the Twelfth Pennsylvania Volunteer In
fantry. At the close OF the war he had
risen 20 be a brisadier general Of volun-
teers, and took part in the campaign end
ing in the surrender of Gen. Lee
During the Spanish-American war Gen.
Young commanded the Second Brigade
of the cavalry division Of the Fifth Army
Corps at Santiago. In 1903 he was Chief
OF Staff OF the army. He was retired on
January 9. 1904. last. He was president Of
the military court of inquiry which re-
Gently investigated the shooting up of
Brownsville, Tex. by negro troopers Of
the Twenty-ffth Infantry. on August Y
and 13. 1906. Gen. Young was formerly
superintendent OF the Yellowstone Ma
tional Park.
The post OF governor OF the Soldiers
Home was offered to Maj. Gen. George NJ.
Ransdall, L. S. A.. retired, who is now
residing al Cheyenne. Wye. who declined
the appointment.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-04-19
Free Sample
For Baby's Ills

Something can and must be done for
the puny, crying baby, for the child that
refuses 70 eat and Is restless in its
sleep. And since the basis OF all health
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child should have two full and free
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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-04-19
ON FOURTEENTH AMEDMENT.
Money TO Speak of His Contention
that Vote Was Not Proper.

Money to Speak of His Contention
that Vote Was Not Proper.
Senator Money, Of Mississippi. the
minority leader in the Senate. gave notice
yesterday that he will address the Senate
to-day in support Of his joint resolution
directing the Attorney General TO submit
TO the Supreme Court OF the United States
ell information available bearing on the
validity OF the fourteenth amendment 20
the Constitution Of the United States
II is the contention Of the Mississippi
Senator that this amendment, which gives
the right of reduction in the representa-
ton OF a State for abridgement of the
privilege OF suffrage. was not properly
adopted and ratified Senator Money con-
tends that the official journals of the
Senate and House Of the twenty-ninth and
fortieth Congresses show that there was
neither a two-thirds vote OF the two
Houses. nor. a three-fourths vote of the
States in ratification. The question as to
the validity OF the fourteenth amendment
10 the Constitution never having been
judicially considered or decided, Senator
Money Will urge that they be brought
before the Supreme Court OF the United
states by the Attorney General The va
lidity Of the amendment can only be de-
cided by the Supreme Court.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-04-19
ANGEL GABRIEL OUT-NOISED.

Uncle joe Brings GaveI Down in the
House with n Bang.
A member made a kick 10 Speaker
couldn't hear what was going on his
colleagues were making so much noise.
Uncle joe brought his gavel down with
bang.
In the absence Of an appropriation for
megaphones. said the Speaker, 'thc
Chair must request members to cease
conversation. The trumpet OF the Angel
Gabriel couldn't be heard in here Just
now"
The House laughed, and things quieted
down for at least FIVE minutes.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-04-19
Sues Attorney of swindIes

Paris April lS.-Mrs. Charles Hamil-
ton Paine, of Boston, who caused the
arrest Of Count and Countess Catchy
on a charge OF having swindled her out
of a large sum Of money in the pur-
chase OF pictures, which she alleges were
bogus. has brought suit against the legal
representative of the noble pair in Lon
don. He is charged with completely in
the alleged swindle
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-04-19
BLIND ARTISTS ENTERTAIN.
TifliOfiiO Bureau of Exchange Fa-
VOrcd with Programme.

Blind musicians. singers, dancers, and
speakers entertained the Tihioflo Bureau
OF Exchange at the Old Masonic TEN
pie last night. The programme included
a song by John Howard, song by Miss
a. C. n. Murray violin obligato by F. 5.
HUfty. contralto sclo by Miss F. L. Pat
erson, a German dialect recitation by
r. W. Swami. clog dance by John How
ard. a recitation by Miss z. F. Rodefer.
a piano solo by Miss c. I. Grady.