The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-01-20

1900"
= alts reason. Dethroned Man--Ohl
lust becausel-Puck.
Now. children. what is
he difference between pro and
com" Bright Boy Please. sir. they're
spelt dlfferent.-Punch.
placed your order for an asroplans
Tet?' no. I'm waiting 70 md out
What the 1910 style OF house mortgage
IS going 10 be."-Detroit Free Press.
you can't tell what sort OF a cook
Ia wife will make" And you can't
tel what sort OF a wife cook win
make. and there you are."-Washing'
.on Herald.
why did you accept George HE
Eas so much more original than the
,thsF fsiloss- In shat wayf' lie
Eas the one that asked me 10 be his
Sife. Puck.
Servant lwho has been sent 10 ehAs-
.ise a stray cat for stalking chickensl
Il couldnt-eafoh i'm - mum-for
he nearer ! got 70 'im-the further .
got away.-Puneh-
cashler-You1l have 70 bring some
me 10 Identity you before 40 can
ash this check Got any friends In
he town. stranger-Not one. I'm the
az eolleetor-Exehangs.
when you nrst saw Niagara Falls.
I'D you feel that almost lrreslstibleim-
,uise 70 throw yourself over the pref.
,ice that 80 many experisneef- no.
{ hadn't seen my hotel.blll yet
"OWd Georges wooden legs been
giving him pain lately" "Dont you
- talkln' 80 foolish. wlllum Its
'urs enough IL OVID Eoman been
I-whoppin' I'm vi it--London Opin.
on.
III l. too bad that Psary ala not
mos before his isst dash for tho pole
hat Cook had been there ahead Of
Am -Whyf- -Becnuss be woald
'avs been bot all the Say there and
ack as@in.--Hcuston Pos.
You have an snormous appstlts.-
aid thin man snvionsly. What 40
on take for itf- ia All my expsra.
nee" replied his plump friend. a
ave found nothing more suitable than
bod - rhilAdeiphia Inquirer.
Mr.. Brown and hfs family wsrs
landing Ia front % the lloa ozxs.
John.- saAd Mrs. Brown. ~ thoss
nfmsis were 10 escape. whom woulA
gu save nrst-ms or the childrsnY
Me-" answered John without hssita,
on"
Beautiful Gfn-Gardensr. dont
AXE a flower bed there. Il viii spoil
A. croqust ground Gardsnsr-c4a't
ZIP Il. mia@. TEENS my orders. Your
'ther says be - going 10 have this
srdsn dsvoted 70 horticulture. not
You say II va your 'doubis that
ole the chickersY~ -Yaasuh = You
iow I SesS res thirty days once for
Iicken steaisnEy "Ah rsmsmhah.
h. well. this time you act arty.
iats the courts double ~ hiladol.
Ia Ledger
Back from your tao weeks. ! see
ep." = presume you got engaged a
mber Of times7' Nav. thinEs don't
Ike that IN real life. somehoN
engaged the nrst Wesk ali right
ough. but u took mo al the second
ek to break Il on. Washington
raid
Jones" said The veterinary sur
IN. who had called 70 attend jones'
dog. you should take better care
this CANNES teeth why asked
hes. do you think they are becom.
! decaysd7~ No answered the
Urinary. but Iust a. came In he
most Of them 10 my Leg ~-ss.
ais Star.
And to think. TO think quoth she.
at such heavenly bliss that fell to
lot might have escaped me for.
ri Dear Bob Did I ever tell you
had proposed to me twicsf Then
unsympathstsc auditor assumed an
OF innocence. Didn't you hear
! the frst timer she inquired with
,ed eyebrows.
'wo ladies'. previously unacquainted.
. conversing at a reception. After
Nv conventional remarks the young.
Il cannot think what
upset that tall blonde man over
re. He was 80 attentive little
le ago. but he won't look at mo
- Perhaps" sid the other. "ho
me come IN. He's my husband"
inquirer
But. darling" murmurod the love
youth. every night for two weeks
ave been on my Bonded knees be-
you. Have you no pIty7o Il Ger.
ly have. Horace" spoke 10 tho
~ fiirt. as she reached for her
ieag: heres whole quarter. Go
, your trousers pressed. After 80
h bending they must be baggy AZ
knees. Wasp
commuter was walking up and
n the platform waiting for the
! that always seemed to be delay.
This Is a terrible road" he said.
ossing a prosperousioolIng by.
der. i've heard a great many