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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16
Farmer. should eat more oatmeal.


Although the farmer of today is able
to buy almost anything he wants to
wear or eat he isn't paying enough
attention to food values when It comes
to his own table.
He feeds his stock carefully, avoids
overlooking and selects the stock food
that he believes will give the best re-
turns in strength and general efficiency.
II he has been watching the extern
sive researches and experiments on
the question of the best human food
for muscle and brain he will heed the
advice from all sides to "eat more
Quaker Oats"
Quaker Oats Is mentioned because
1t is recognized in this country and
Europe as the best of all oatmeals.
Feeding farm hands on Quaker Oats
means getting more work out of them
than If you feed them on anything
else. GIL
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16
In New HAMPSHIRE.

That irresponsible Manchester
Union man gave himself surprise
party by going to church last Sunday
and this was the result: ION this first
Sunday of Lent, while George Bailey
of the Houston Post Is sacrilegiously
fishing for cells in Texas bayou. and
the (married) paragrapher of the
Kennebeck Journal is tapping his
boots. and the Ging-Ging Goophus of
the Springfield Union is playing seven
up, we, in common with other good
New Hampshire people. shall dutifully
attend church.-Springfield Union.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

BIZ local applications q they cannot reach the dis
essed portion OF the ear. There b only one way 10
cure deafness. and that BY constitutional remedies
Deafness u caused by an innamed condition OF the
mucous lining OF the Eustachan Tube. When this
tube 4 innamed you have q rumbling sound or I'M
perfect hearing. and when II = entirely closed Deaf
ness u the result and unless the Inflammation DO
taken and this tube restored 70 ts normal condi
uon hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases
out OF ten are caused by Catarrh. which b nothing
but an innamed condition OF the mucous surfaces
We win give Ono Hundred Dollars for any case o.
Deafness (caused By catarrh) that cannot be cured
By Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free.
FL CHENEY CO.. Toledo O
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16
Silence.

Very few men know how to keep
still. The Italians have a proverb.
"Hear, see and say nothing, II you
wish to live in peace" The man who
is bent on telling all he knows, gen.
orally ends In telling good deal more
than he knows. The tongue is harder
to bride than the widest horse that
ever roamed the prairie. The Ger
mans say truly that talking comes by
nature. while silence comes Of the I'M
Outstanding.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16
A Mean Scheme.

'Is your wife homer"
YES; l got tired Of having her
away"
But thought she intended staying
four months?"
"She did. / got the office boy to
write on card: Better come home.
From well wisher.' And she took
the first train after receiving It,"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16
Stops Lameness

Much of the chronic lameness
In horses is due to neglect.
See that your horse is not al
lowed to 60 lame. Keep Sloan's
Liniment on hand and apply at
the first sign of stiffness. It's
wonderfully penetrating - goes
right to the spot relieves the
soreness - limbers up the joints
and makes the muscles elastic
and plant.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16

more Marine Hos
pital for n n Q
months. I had q
dull pain In the
small Of my back
t h a t completely
wore me out. The
urine was in a ter
rible state, and
some days I would
pass half q gallon
of blood. I left
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16

Takers of the United States Census
willuse Waterman's Ideal Fountain Pen
because it is always ready and sure.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16
Including Ham Actors.

Going to come and see me act to-
night?"
mo. 1 have Joined the meat strike"
what has that to do with it,"
II have cut out hams"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16
Another Investigation.

Roble Maiden-Is kissing proper?
Encina Youth-We might investi-
gate. Two heads are better than one.
Stanford Chapparal.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16
Here's the Proof.

Mr.. @. T. Roberts Of Resaca, Ga,
RID. No. !, Boz q, writes :-"I have
used your Liniment on horse for swes-
ney and effected q thorough cure. al
% removed SPAWN on mule. This
SPAWN was - large ~ guinea egg. In
my estimation the best remedy for lama
meas and soreness 10
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16

If the fool and his money were In
separable there would be no get-rich-
quick schemes.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16
No Funds.

Wasn't that runaway marriage"
Yes, and a stay-at-home honey
moon"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16

0wners, sale Of Eastern South Dskete = Land
:: oT n or n seS' sS SaS
Ssso.s-.in ne Com Bslt Clover, ,s%SSthy END
in crops annually. The price Of this landis g1 70
10 per acre. Buy now and got I'll ysar's crop.
@snts Send for ds;cripsiys n iI:s pG It nov.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16

the hospital because they wanted to
operate on me. went to st. Joseph's
Hospital at Omaha and put in three
months there without any gain. l was
pretty well discouraged when was
advised to use Doans Kidney Pills.
did so and by the time had taken
one box, the pain in the back left me.
I kept right on and perfect cure
was the result"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Murphy.
The prisoner at the bar was OF
swarthy complexion and was charged
with peddling without license.
"What is your name" asked the mag
istrate.
"He says his name Is Murphy" re-
peated the policeman on the bridge.
IAN Irishman peddling bananas, eh?
What part Of Ireland do you come
FRONT"
"He says he was born In Italy"
again responded the bridge policeman.
"Umph! The Murphys are numer-
GUS, but didn't think they had spread
to Italy," said the Judge as he made
the fine 81 and asked the man to spell
his name.
The prisoner wrote on piece OF
paper Giuseppe Muerfee. New
York Sun.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16

DR.. Detchon's Relief for Rheuma tfsr
relieves in six hours. Why suffer? rs,
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16

What man says about his enc
mics should be taken with pound of
salt.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16

FOR DEEP SEATED COLDS and coughs,
Aliens Lung Baisam cures when all other remedies
fail. This old reliable medicine has been sold for
over 20 years. sc bOc, 81 0O bottles. All dealers.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16

WONDERFULLY FERTILE wIsGONys'I,N:
4ns soli. nne creek smiles from railroad town. Y
otore feed MILL creamery, etc. School near By. On
EurSi Routs. New railroad building; depot'to Be
SXCRfFiCE sALE-sD acres. ~ miles from
railroad city, creek and river; no buildings; only
these two farms D. L. Allen. Eau Claire, Wis.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16

Every man thinks he's superior
Judge Of human nature.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gums reduces In
dammation allays palm, wind collie. Sc bottle
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16
WRONG View Of Marriage.

There would be less divorce" said
ex-Gov. Pennypacker, III there were
fewer men like William Windle.
william Windle embarked on an ex-
cursion steamer for Point Breeze, and
a few miles out, as he paced the upper
deck and drank in the bracing ozone.
he spied his friend Jackson.
"'Why, Jackson, how are yer he ex-
claimed. Are We out for pleasure, or
is yer wife alongT"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16
Good Quality.

Customer-Are these apples fresh?
Grocer-Well, l guess. They'll give
you the best sass you ever had.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16

Think all you speak, but speak no
all you think.-Delarem.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16
RsslnoI Is a Perfect Remedy for Pru.

HesInoI 70 Per1ect Homooy TOT Pru'
rItus and All itching Skin Troubles.
Have used Resinol with the utmost
satisfaction. A case Of Pruritus
vulvae which seemed to defy all
known remedies was at once relieved
and promptly cured. It also acted In
. like manner In q severe case Of
eczema that had almost driven the pa
tient crazy. II il indispensable to this
day and generation.
=. @. lines. Philadelphia, Pa
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16
Red, Weak, Weary, watery Eyes.

Relieved BY Murine Eye Remedy. Try
Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You Will
Like Murine. 1t Soothes. soc at Your
Druggists. Write For Eye Books. Free.
Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16

i Pocahontas Clay and Palo Alto counties, Iowa,
for sale cheap Desiring 70 retire from active busi-
OF 1910. These farms mango in size from 80 acres 70
go scres They are mostly tiled out and have good
cheap and no lands In the world are better than
these Iowa lands Write for list and terms q. 8.
Allen, LAurens, Iowa.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16

It's easier to break away than It 4
to get back.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16
Sloan's
iLinirnent

Mr.. H. M. Gibbs, Of Lawrence, Kans,
RID. No. ), writes :-"Your Lini-
ment Is the best that have ever used.
had mare with an abscess on her neck
and one soc. bottle Of Sloan's Liniment
entirely cured her. keep II around all
the time for CALLS and small swellings
and for everything about the stock"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16

WRITE ME for particular. about rich NORTH
W Dakota wheat fsrms These farms arc n
ncnest vheat-growing countTy i9 the World, u, Sur
acre. 10 force Immediate and quick sale oYei
four improved farms At the surpns;ngiy iow prc.
respectively, Ny terms arc very easy: Write today
Wiiiamson, BOZ 20. Lisbon. N. d
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16
N HOSPITAL FOR NINE MONTHS.
Awful Tale Of Suffering From Kidney
Trouble.

Alfred J. O'Brien, Second st.. Ster-
ling, Colo, says: II was in the Balti-
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16

signature ass,s s sss..sImAzx
In Use For Over 80 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16
Important to Mothers.

Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy fol
infants and children, and see that II
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16

Take good watch to pawnbroker
and see how quickly the time passes.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16
REAL ESTATE.
ZEAL ESTATE.
SCHOOL LAND SALES
IN nalNNE8oTA

$500 and up per acre. 1870 cash, 20 year
time on balance at 40 interest Buy Alarm
home in this prosperous state. Next sales il
May and July. 1870 For particulars add
SAMUEL q NERsoN. state Auditor. S. Pau,. nIna
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1910-04-16

Sloan's Liniment
will kill . SPAWN,
curb or spGnt, re-
duce wind pufs and
swollen joints, and
Is a sure and speedy
remedy for hstula,
sweeney, founder
and thrush.
Bradford County telegraph. (Starke, Fla.) 1888-current, 1910-08-26
Thackeray's Satire.

Thackeray created quite erroneous
impressions Of himself by often indulg
Ing In irony in the presence Of people
who were incapable Of understanding
It. One curious instance which he gave
was this: Thackeray had been dining
at the Garrick and was talking In the
smoking room after dinner with vari.
Gus club acquaintance. One Of them
happening TO have left his cigar case
at home. Thackeray, though disliking
the man, who was a notorious tuft
hunter. good naturally offered him one
Of his cigars. The man accepted the
cigar, but, not finding 1t to his liking.
had the bad taste to say to Tbackeray,
Il say. Thackeray. you won't mind my
saying l don't think much of this
cigar?" Thackeray, no doubt irritated
at the mans ungraciousness and bear
ing in mind his tuft bunting predilec-
tons. quietly responded, You ought
TO, my good fellow, for 1t was given
me by lord" Instead, however, of
detecting the irony. the dolt immedi-
ately attributed the remark to snob-
bishness on Thackeray's part and to
the end Of his days went about declar-
ing that '"Thackeray had boosted that
be had been given cigar by a lord"
Bradford County telegraph. (Starke, Fla.) 1888-current, 1910-08-26
The Expense eff q Wifi.

A wife is a decided addition to the
demands upon ones purse. In that
sense. however sensible and managing
she may be, she is expensive. But
everything worth having has Its price
OF one sort or another, and there are
some things which cost much without
which life Is hardly worth living.
Said Theirs: Most men contemplate
making some self denial when they
marry. They think they will give up
such and such expensive pleasures
Later on. when they discover that they
cannot do so, and at the same time
they lack the means to indulge, they
complain that 1t is the extravaganza
OF their wives which causes the incon-
venience."
Which wise saying Is applicable to
men IN other countries besides that Of
France.-New York American.
Bradford County telegraph. (Starke, Fla.) 1888-current, 1910-08-26
DRAINAGE And DRAINAGE.

Those CT our contemporaries that are
disposed 10 twit the Telegraph about
advocating drainage for this section aft.
er being a doubling Thomas on the Ev.
erglades proposition are respectfully in
formed tina; the lands embraced in the
proposed local drainage district are both
cuitlvatat.- aid productive beyond a
doubt ard are as fine lands as can be
found IL .crlia. Drainage is only nee
essary 10 carry off the surplus rainfall
and save growing crops from injury
There Is nothing predetermined about
the proposition. 1t seems to be different
IN the case Of the Everglades if one may
rely on the statements of the Tropical
Topics, payer published at Modello, in
Dade county. In the current issue of
Taliaferro : found the following ref
erence TO the Everglades:
1.-THE drainage of the Everglades NAV
be practical. The editor does not believe
that II will ever result in anything ex-
cept TO make the promoters rich, very
rich. Already men who were too poor
to think Of paying taxes are riding iii
their automobiles and stopping at the
best hotels. and they alone have benefit |
ed by the scheme. The editor has seen !
q great many parties who have invested |
money in the scheme, who will, some
time in the future, draw on their shares |
perhaps forty, perhaps one hundred and
sixty acres Of the said land. But after
the past three wears of expenditure,
there are but few acres of land reclaim
ed, and a portion of this is at the head
of the Miami river. which land does not
come properly under the head of the vast
Everglades, rs this land is a great deal
higher and undoubtedly valuable for
vegetables. Fruit trees will Eever grow
on the land thst is under water. Fruit
trees require a different SOIL Pictures
shown by the land companies are not to
be relied on. The writer has seen pict-
nres Of orange groves labeled on the re-
claimed Everglades lands, that were and
are great many miles from any portion
of the big swamp"
Bradford County telegraph. (Starke, Fla.) 1888-current, 1910-08-26
Maternal InakiNcA

Children that yell like that ought
either TO be gagged or kept at home
remarked the irascible gentleman with
the white beard to the bus conductor.
And faces like the one wot you're
scarin' people WITH" Clipped in the
mother Of the noisy infant, "oughter
be made into door knockers or sent Ter
the chamber o 'Orrors."
The gentleman with the patriarchal
face fungus took a brick red complex.
lon II know It's awkward at tines
he commenced.
ITS more'n awkward; it's nothip'
short o. 'orrible," snapped the lady, as
she once more glanced at the sorry
elderly mans set Of features
When the rest Of the passengers tit
tered audibly the old gentleman came
to the conclusion that It behooved him
to speak to the point
81 mean the child"- be tried once
more.
"And you didn't mean Il no good"
returned the lady, "else you wouldn't
a looked at it."-London Ideas.
Bradford County telegraph. (Starke, Fla.) 1888-current, 1910-08-26
STAND BY THE TEACHER

Reader, do you ever think Of the in
calculablo benefits the school life con-
fers on child? These are many, not
counting the knowledge of books. He
learns to work together. Punctuslity.
regularity, the habit of giving attention.
the JOY of sticking to task till finished.
are of priceless value to the boy or girl.
1t Is a mistake not to let child get this
unconscious tuition given by the school.
If the boy or girl was to live alone, he
might get along without going to the
school, He is to be factor, or drone.
or kicker, in community life. He falls
heir to society, the church, the state and
the family. He early finds these insti-
tutions meeting and making demands
upon him at every turn of life. The
training or experience in school tends to
prepare for this community life. Stand
by the school and help the teacher
Arcadia News,
Bradford County telegraph. (Starke, Fla.) 1888-current, 1910-08-26
WTIR FLORIDA EDITORS.
THE STATE BOARD OF HEALTH.

THE STATE BOARD Or HEALTH.
At recent meeting of the state board
Of health held at Tampa four important
rules tending to the preservation of the
health of the various communities in
Florida we're adopted The first rule
demands that, all hotels, boarding
houses. lunch counters fruit stands,
butcher shops, etc, be thoroughly pro.
tected from flies with wire screening.
The second rule adopted is a demand
that all hotels and boarding houses il
the state protect their guests from mos
Quitoes by nets and adequate screening,
The third rule makes it unlawful fOT
any person to keep any horse, COW OF
other animal within 500 feet of a resi-
dence except under conditions that will
effectually prevent the breeding and
liberatiug of flies The state board calls
upon all municipal authorities 10 enforce
this rule.
The fourth rule adopted by the board
was one making it unlawful to operate
a private or public school in the STATE
without adequate sanitary toilet facili-
ties.
These rules are made with the view
of protecting the health of the citizens
of Florida. We believe they are good
rules, and they should be rigidly en-
forced by every community. There
should be no halfway measures about
An ounce of prevention is worth
pound of cure.-ApalaChicola Times.
Bradford County telegraph. (Starke, Fla.) 1888-current, 1910-08-26
RAItAratad

Edmund Kean was playing In Rich
ard ILL.," and the part OF Catesby had
to be taken By a low comedian, who
sauntered on to the stage at the wrong
moment and uttered the famous
words. "My lord, the Duke Of Buck
fngham is taken" in the wrong place.
Edmund clinched his fists IN rage,
but otherwise took no notice Of the re-
mark.
Later the comedian repeated the
words In the right place. and when
the king expressed surprise at the
news Catesby folded bis arms. walked
boldly down the stage and remarked
TO the great actor in loud tones:
Il told you so before, Mr.. Kean, but
you wouldn't believe me-"
Bradford County telegraph. (Starke, Fla.) 1888-current, 1910-08-26
NonroyaI Hsadasar.


One OF the attaches Of the American
embassy at London tells a story where
In Michael Joseph Barry. the poet, who
was appointed a police magistrate in
Dublin. was the principal figure. There
was brought before him an Irish
American charged with suspicious con-
duct The officer making the arrest
stated. among other things, that the
cuiprit was wearing a Republican
hat"
Does your honor know what that
meansr was the inquiry put to the
court By the accused's lawyer.
1t may BE-" suggested Barn., that
Il means q hat without 0 SroWn.%
~'PeTs naea1ne. .GSSt -
Bradford County telegraph. (Starke, Fla.) 1888-current, 1910-08-26
Ward CITY.

MIR. and Mrs. John Shriver and .v,
'% 1 are visiting at Port Royal, sc
Mrs. 7. R. Collins is slowly improvino
from her recent illness.
Mr.. and Mrs, J. S. Hall, Of Ap.Ischi.
cola, were visiting here Monday
The many friends of Mr.. and Mrs 7
). forsyth regret very much that tbev
anticipate moving away.
Mrs L. H. Hall. of Orange Heights, is
visiting her daughter here this week.
Gilbert Reaves, Of Kisslmmee, Is here
on . visit to his sister.
mrs, donaldson and Mrs. sparkmap.
Oh ado were visitors to our little city
last week. '0 ''''
/. W: q NaOS made a trip to Jackson.
vile Monday.
Bradford County telegraph. (Starke, Fla.) 1888-current, 1910-08-26
TIE HORSE AND TIE AUTO.

While the nation must still wait sew
eral weeks to discover from the census
bureau how large it is. the Live Stock
Journal has concluded an interesting
estimate Of the number of horses in the
country. 1t has been popular predic-
ton ever since the introduction of the
automobile that the horse would gradu-
ally disappear. But the "horseless age"
which was prophesied is, happily, far
Their off than ever. During the last de-
cade the number of horses in the coun-
try has increased six million head. Ac-
cOrding to the Live Stock Journal, there
are now 81 200, 900 farm and city horses
in the United States, with a valuation
of 81, SOC, 900, 900, and commanding bet
ter prices than ever, from $3.50 to $500
for good draft horses.
1t is evident that neither machinery
nor automobiles can displace the horse
from his part in the worlds activities
Immense as the automobile industry
now is, it is still small in comparison
with the breeding of horses 1t is esti-
mated that all the automobiles manufac-
tured in the world in 1910 will amount
to 235, 600, with probable value of
S235, OO0,OO There are 1000, 900 horses
in Illinois alone, valued at 1856, 600, 900.
The Live Stock Journal claims that
horse breeding is still the most impor-
tant as we'll as the most profitable in
industry in the country, AMI that farm
ers cannot supply the increasing demand
from both American and European
markets for more and better animals
Miami News-Record.
Bradford County telegraph. (Starke, Fla.) 1888-current, 1910-08-26
just tths Cur. He Wintad.

The popular captain Of an Atlantic
liner has fine collection Of NAL de
mer stories but easily the gem Of the
lot deals With a Philadelphia bridal
couple.
Inc bridegroom, being on his first
deep sea Tip. continual tempestuous
weather produced agonizing results.
Take cafe, MarmadukeI" cried the
pride. THAT isn't the cure for sea-
sickness. 1on't you see the bottle Is
marked 'ca4bolic acidY"
That's It e bottle wantr" he rroan-
ed.-Eew York Herald
Bradford County telegraph. (Starke, Fla.) 1888-current, 1910-08-26
IMPROVES WITH AGE.

The old Ocala Banner, with the versa
tile, optimistic, venerable Frank Harris,
editor, still waves over the state of Ma
rion. To one who has read the paper
for years, the Banner seems to grow
better all the time. 1t is typographical
beauty, and the Nestor's Faber loses
none of its point from constant use.-
Arcadia News.
Bradford County telegraph. (Starke, Fla.) 1888-current, 1910-08-26
MIGHTY CHEAP TALK.

Pshaw! This criticism of Governor
Gilchrist because he chose to support the
man OF his choice for the senate in the
late primary is mighty cheap talk. Be-
cause man is placed in office, it does
not rob him Of his personality or his per-
sonal rights. The most that can be said
is whether it was in perfect taste, but it
cannot be considered a wrong. 1t is a
right accorded public men everywhere,
even our presidents.-Orange County
Citizen.