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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14
A BAD THING TO NEGLECT.

Don't neglect the kidneys when you
notice lack of control over the secre-
tions. Passages become too frequent
or scanty; urine is discolored and sedi-
ment appears. No medicine for such
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

Iiliuokalani is given to understand
that since she has no crown she does
not need any crown lands to sup
port It.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

A Chicago man has the last WORD!
His wife dislocated her Jaw "hile
bawling him out.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

England has invented luminous golf
balls for those who are afraid to hole
out In the dark
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

Singing is proposed In Paris as an
aid In uplifting the morals of young
people. But how about the old people
next door?
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

When churches select press agents
they should seek them outside OF the
atrical ranks.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

Nicaraguas revolution continues
pegging away in a manner TO keep
every one feeling natural
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

Some day this part Of the country
will get mad and clean UP with Medi'
cine Hat,
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

No man IN an automobile should re-
gard himself as licensed killer OF
his kind.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

Cook books issued by the govern
ment have proved 80 interesting that
a bureau Of household recipes might
be suggested.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

Generally speaking, the main dill
ference between the husbands poor
kin and the wife's is that his doesn't
cost her anything.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

Paper money Is to be made smaller.
But cheer up It will probably con
tlnue to look bigger and bigger.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

The Michigan is our fastest battle
ship, bu: the medals for the shot-put
and marathon records have not yet
been awarded.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

beware of pickpockets and hat
pins" warns the London police, mus
putting both parties on their guard.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

After Louisiana has prohibited
mothers bridge whist IT might turn
its massive intellect to some Of the
questionable sports INDUCED IN by
father.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

A Nebraska woman's hat, decora-
ted with fruit. was eaten by horse.
But It was OF practical use, at least,
while others like it
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

Michigan bank robber says his
sweetheart drove him to crime. Men
haven't changed since Adams time
Not even found any new excuses.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

NO photographer who is an artist
will fatter patron" says London
weekly. No photographer who Is an
artist" will make a living, either, Ell?
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

indianapolis doctors made a man n
new nose from a chunk OF his leg,
He limps now, and he can't smell, but
otherwise the operation was a sue
cess.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

New York's subway has improved
on It's old straps by putting in cast
steel hangers, with porcelain handles
But the public is expected to do its
hanging on in the same old style.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

A Philadelphia man stole the roof
from church, and Pittsburg is jeal-
GUS
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

Training for housekeeping Is woe
fully missing from our school sys-
tcm," says an Ohio manufacturer, Is
this another covert attack on the bis
cults Of the woman's college gradu,
ate?
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

If you have any ground for COM
plant, dissolve them.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

All signs point to sky full OF n.y.
Ing machines before long.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

The German emperor keeps up fifty
residences some Of witch he has
never seen He probably wishes to
have things prepared in case he Is
ever caught far from home late at
night
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1910-07-14

People who undertake to cure all
ailments by going without food are al.
most invariably benefited to the ex-
tent Of acquiring a first rate appe-
lite.
The Coconino sun., 1910-01-14

From the number of inquiries re- ceived concerning Flagstaff and new subscribers who are strangers to this section of the country. it would seem that many people have heard of this section of Arizona and were contemplating a move in our direction. A boosters club is bad ly needed here, even though people are headed this way now without special invitation. Put the figures at 10, ,000 for 1911 then all boost to- gether. Come on. take a joy ride and see what fun it is too help make things hum.
The Coconino sun., 1910-01-14

he was an extremest of the strong est kind. He was led astray by en- thusiastic supporters who sounded his praises, until from his recent action it would seem he believed he could do no wrong. and his egotis- tical speech to his deciples in the tree temple in Washington on leav- ing office, further indicates he be- lieved himself greater than either the president or the people.
 Verify he who sets himself up as false god shall receive strong wallop when he least expecteth it.
The Coconino sun., 1910-01-14

learned that Taft and the admins tration might withhold some of the prerequisite dne republicans. from them. They marveIed that merely walking on MT. Taft's face, goug- ing his administration in the ribs and kicking shins glenerally, should be considered outre in the least. The innocent young things knew there was party and had used it merely as a vehicle for personal gain. The minority-when they were the small minority. should rule since they were more brilliant than the great majority. The dem ocratic brethren are much wrought up over the proposed action of the president, fearing such action will line them up and prevent a general squable in the republican ranks. o. puffie. also poufl Not mention ing any parties, it sounds much like an Arizona convention.
The Coconino sun., 1910-01-14

that too, after the Presidents orde, prohibiting subordinates giving out information concerning the row His letter to Senator Deliver to help along the insurgents" did not seem to please the President to any extent, nor did the advice to the senator that undoubtedly the Presidents information was incor- rect. MT. Pinchot's idea that 8 mere president and a few laws made by the United States were unimportant so long as they did not fit in with his ideas of what should be done. are very much similar to those of the hold-up man who holds up train to relieve some bloated express company or railroad com pany of their surplus wealth.
 If MT. Pinchot had attended strictly to conserving the forests he would have had plenty to do, in- stead of attempting to take care of the rest of the troubles that bob up in the United States. When he set himself up as the deliverer of the people he naturally must find some few who don't want to be de liyered",
 IL is rather inconsistent to say the least that he should want the people to abide by his personally made laws, when he himself did not care to abide by the laws of the United States.
 Stock men generally are much pleased at the dismissal of Mr Pinchot. While none doubt his honesty, they do thoroughly believe
The Coconino sun., 1910-01-14

In his enderavor to prove hat he was the only simon pure friend of the people. who stood between them and the trust robbers and tree thieves whoever they may be. Mir
 Pinchot only needs Commodore Me- Laughlin to sing of him as he did of the Kaiser, that popuIar (yet officially unpopular) melody enti- tied. Me und Colt! Mir. Pinchot says it was not true that Mir. Glavis' charges against the Interior department were prepared by the Forest Service; he only sent a man to Chicago to help GIavis do it
The Coconino sun., 1910-01-14

A dog sat in the moonlight chill and howled at the beaming moon his knowledge of music was nit, and his voice was out of tune. And he howled as the hours went by, while dodging the bricks we threw, till the moon was low in the west 'ern sky. and his voice had split in two. And there wasn't thing at which to howl over which a pup should weep. and the course of that dog was wrong and foul. f)r people were wild to sleep. There are plenty of men like that blamed poor hound, who yell when there's nothing wrong, disturbing the country with senseIess sound-th the pessimist's doleful song. - Ex. change.
The Coconino sun., 1910-01-14

An exchange tells of an editor who recently stated that he had been kissed by one of the most beautiful women in town and prom ised to publish her name in the first issue of his paper in the next month. In two weeks his circula- tion doubled. but when he named his wife he had to leave town.
The Coconino sun., 1910-01-14

A civil pension list is being ad- vocated by President Taft. A per son acquainted with the poor old "sundowners" in Washington, would be for it too. It would be cheaper than letting these old men and women try to do the work when they are too old. The departments are filled with them now and it would be heartless to turn them away after years of faithful ser vice.
The Coconino sun., 1910-01-14

It is we'll to remember that an ad in The Sun reaches 800 subscribers each week-it is cheaper than cir culars or board fences. The Sun is broadening out over the northern part of the territory every day that's why it pays to use it as an adver- tising medium.
The Coconino sun., 1910-01-14

Secretary of Agriculture Wilson has started an inquiry as to why it costs so much to live. He believes the farmer and producer is not to blame and is looking for the leak between the producer and consum- CT. Evidently some one is holding out on us consumers.
The Coconino sun., 1910-01-14

The porported boost run on the first page of the Winslow Mail for the sewer bond, failed to defeat the bond issue despite the lack equilaterals. equilibrium and equi- poise. Now sewer pipe with the rim carefully removed would have suited the purpose much better and been more convincing.
The Coconino sun., 1910-01-14

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is not a common, everyday cough mix :. ture. It is meritorious remedy for all the troublesome and danger ous complications resulting from cold in the head. throat, chest or lungs. Sold by all dealers.
The Coconino sun., 1910-01-14

The editor of the Arizona Demo- crat is an amusin' cuss. He prais- es the insurgents for voting against their party and then calls Fitz. gerald consumate traitor because he voted with the republicans. Funny what difference it makes as to whose OK is gored.
The Coconino sun., 1910-01-14

Democratic papers are now say ing democrats are harmonious. :" It looks as though in speaking thus of either party just now. it would be we'll to leave off the plural "s." !"
The Coconino sun., 1910-01-14

The busy merchant of Flagstaff is buying now to prepare for the spring rush and is buying more than ever before.
The Coconino sun., 1910-01-14

Governor Sloan has been asked to act as secretary of the conference of governors of the United States which will shortly be held in Wash inntnn
The Coconino sun., 1910-01-14

Don't kick until you get sore foot. boost until you have corns on your voice.
The Coconino sun., 1910-01-14

Captain Loose who claims to have doctored up Dr. Cooks dope on the north pole, is evidently as ''loose" in morals as in name.
The Coconino sun., 1910-01-14

Back in Washington it takes potatofull of eyes to tell just which way a politician is going these narrowing times.
The Coconino sun., 1910-01-14

The aviation week in Los Ange- les might be called combination of flea and fly.
The Coconino sun., 1910-01-14

The Insurgents" in congress were astonished and exceedingly peeved when they accidentally
The Coconino sun., 1910-01-14

Winslow wisely voted to issue $40, 900 for a sewer system last week at a special election.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-04-29

It requires four factories, employ
ing 1000 men--turning out 140 Over
lands daily-to meet the fiood-like
demand for these cars. Yet two
years ago hundred rivals had q
larger sale.
The reason lies largely in the cars
utter simplicity. It's able designer
made 1t almost trouble-proof.
He created an engine which, for
endurance, is the marvel of engi-
neering.
He designed the pedal control.
One goes forward or backward, slow
or fast, by merely pushing pedals.
The hands have nothing to do but
steer.
A child can master the car in ten
minutes. A novice can drive 1t a
thousand miles without any thought
of trouble.
The Overland always keeps going,
and almost cares for itself. All the
usual complexities have been elimi-
mated.
That is why each car sells others.
and our orders for this years Over
lands amount to $24,000,000.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-04-29
A Real Prodigy.

$50 you think your boy Is
prodigy? But every man thinks his
own son is the most wonderful being
that ever breathed."
II tell you this youngster is re-
markable, no matter how you may
sneer. I've seen him do thing that
don't suppose any other boy of his
age could possibly do"
Whats his specially? Mathemat
ics?"
Mathematics? l should say not.
He hasn't any more of head for fig
ures than | have, and learning the
multiplication table was the hardest
work | ever did in.my life"
''In what branch of science does he
seem to be particularly Interested"
"He isn't interested in science at
all; but the other day friend of mine
who has big automobile left the ma
chine standing in front of my house
for more than half an hour, and, al
though the boy was playing around
outside all the time he did not once
climb into the automobile or even toot
the horn"
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-04-29
CAREER OF MARK
TWAIN, HUMOR|ST.
Interesting Life of the Man Who
Made the World Laugh.
RIVER PILOT IN HIS YOUTH
Did His First Literary Work in Me-
Vada-Sad Events That Clouded
His Later Years-A Clean
Life Record.

Samuel Langhorne Clemens, Ameri
world over as Mark Twain" was born
in the little town of Hannibal, Mo-. in
November 80, 1885.
His father, John Marshall Clemens,
came from an old Virginia family, and
with Els young wife, Elizabeth Lamp
ton, descendant of the early settlers
of Kentucky, he joined the sturdy
band of pioneers who pushed over the
Alleghanies in the early part of the
last century and settled along the
banks of the Mississippi river.
In the uncouth environment of the
then little frontier town of Hannibal
the famous author spent his boyhood
days. Here he fished, hunted and
lounged along the river banks with his
sturdy companions, living a healthy
outdoor existence, which undoubtedly
accounted for his long life. in the face
of his many Affections.
He attended the little school, but
not being of very studious disposi-
tion, he learned far more from con-
tact with the rough companions whom
he immortalized in later years as
"Huckleberry Finn" and tom Saw
YER" and others Of their type.
At the age of twelve his meager
school education was brought to a
sudden close by the death of his ia.
ther.
His older brother, Orion S. Glenn
ems, was the proprietor of a printing
shop in the village, and young Sam
Clemens began his journalistic career
there as printers devil" In the
course of few years he learned the
trade as a compositor, and in 1853 he
left his native town and began a wan
dering existence. He journeyed from
place to place. working at his trade in
New York and the principal cities of
the middle west.
But while he gained a vast amount
of experience during his travels, which
proved of the greatest value in the
preparation of some of his works in
later years, this period was rather un-
profitable from financial standpoint,
and he was finally compelled to return
to his home along the banks of the
great river, in rather straitened cir
cumstances.
Becomes River Pilot.
The life of steamboat pilot had al
ways appealed to his youthful imagina-
tion, and now that he had grown to
manhood, he resolved to realize his
ambition. He was fortunate enough to
become pupil of Horace Bixby, and
he was soon guiding the awkward
river craft along the tortuous channel
of the muddy stream.
The idea of his becoming an author
had never entered his mind at that
time, but he absorbed enough of the
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-04-29
Have Their Troubles.

Samuel Gompers, at the recent con-
vention in Washington of the Civic
Federation, said of children:
children should be protected from
other evils besides the one evil of
wage slavery, for, when free as air,
they have enough trouble, dear knows.
Walking along an East side street,
came on two tiny tots, the smaller
of whom was bawling as If to break
his lungs.
"A window opened and little girl
shrieked:
Tommy, who's been a-hittip' OF
ye"
"'Nobody's been a-hittin' of him.
the larger tot answered. He's swal.
Tered worm"
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-04-29
A RIDICULOUS HABIT.

There have been Americans who
have recognized the evil Of treating.
and have sought to provide a remedy.
Thirty years ago the legislature of
Wisconsin enacted an anti-treat law,
but 1t was pronounced unconstitution-
alan infringement upon personal
liberty--and perhaps 1t was, says
Milwaukee Wisconsin. At about the
same time Henry Ward Beecher
proposed that instead of considering
bibulosity as the standard. Americans
feeling kindly disposed to their friends
should adopt some other formula than
the hackneyed, sterotyped, moss
grown invitation, come in and have a
drink" He saw no reason why men
feeling the impulse to buy should not
drag their companions up the steps
of the postoffice and say, come and
have a stamp" or take them into
dry goods stores and treat them to
neckties or suspenders. The Henry
Ward Beecher plan failed to work be-
cause the average American is too in
dependent to let anyone place him
under obligation by contributing to
his support. The average American,
who would resent the offer of friend
to buy him a thing he needs, will let
his friend buy him a drink which he
does not need and often does not want.
And having taken the drink which he
does not want, the average American
will insist on buying drink for his
friend, who does not want it, and for
all his other acquaintances who may
happen to be standing at the bar,
many of whom may be convinced that
they have had as many as they need,
but who. when they have accepted a
treat, will insist upon treating, and
buy another round, which nobody de-
sires, but which everybody drinks, and
which serves as starter to more
treating.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-04-29

France is having trouble with the
food question, also 1t is related in a
dispatch from Paris that grocer in
that city has been convicted of viola
ting pure food requirements. He sold
eggs marked fresh" "newlaid" and
"todays." There was a suspicion that
all were of about the same date, and
as it was proved that "today's" came
from Russia there did not seem to be
much doubt of which to give the ac.
cused the benefit. So he was punish
ed accordingly. The old country has
something which is quite as objec-
tionable as the American cold storage
system. at least when it comes to
eggs.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-04-29

United States marines in the uniform
of their country have been denied
admission to theater in Washing
ton. This is in line with the inde-
fensible action of managers of places
of public amusement elsewhere, who
have excluded soldiers, sailors and
marines of the United States. But
the matter is aggravated by the Wash
ington happening. The national capi-
tai is vnder federal jurisdiction, the
men engaged in theatrical and other
business there are protected by the
laws of a government part of which
is represented by the service in which
the marines are engaged and refusal
to admit the men simply because they
wear uniforms is in a sense an af-
front to the government itself. There
should be a way to teach offenders
better manners and more patriotism.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-04-29
Another Instance.

The Fiji cannibal reluctantly pro-
duced quarter in response to the
Lightning Calculator's pathetic plea
at the psychological moment.
IF you would only cut out the
BOOZE" he growled, "and pass up the
you wouldn't have to be touching your
friends for grubstake so regularly"
"Ah! You're like so many others,
my Philistine friend" sighed the
Lightning Calculator; "it seems i'm.
possible for you to understand the &C.
centricities of genius!"-Los Angeles
Herald.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-04-29
The Overland
The King Of Cars
No other car has SO large a sale-.none has
made such amazing records Price, 81 900 up.

Another fact is that no other car
gives nearly so much for the money.
This is due to our enormous output,
and the fortunes invested In our au-\
tomato machinery. 1t would bank
rupt a smaller maker to try to COM
pete with us.
You can get a 25-horsepower Over
land, with 102-inch wheel base, for
$1,000. You can get 40-horsepower
Overland. with 112-inch wheel base,
for $1,250. The prices include lamps
and magnetic
This car, which has captured the
country, is the car you will want
when you know 1t.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-04-29

London is in the midst of whirl of
stock gambling and dispatches state
that the movement amounts to a craze
in some quarters, spectators rushing
into the widest investments in their
search for sudden wealth, while safe
securities are neglected. However,
that is not a condition confined ex-
clusively to London. A little effort
may recall number of similar exper-
fences on both sides of the ocean.
This is one reason why the stock of
lambs" in the financial slaughter
houses never fails.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-04-29
LIberIan Palms.

There are number OF interesting
species OF palms in Liberia. but the
more important are the fan palm, the
raphia or bamboo palm, the cocoanut
palm and the oil palm.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-04-29

A Pittsburg widow who was COM
PEELED to sell her beautiful hair In
order to keep her children from starv-
ing has received an offer of marriage
from rich man in Oklahoma In case
they are married the man ought to do
the right thing by Immediately buying
nice switch for the lady She de-
serves it.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-04-29
Two Free Books

Nothing is published about autp-
mobiles so interesting as the facts
about Overlands. They are told ib
two books which we want to SEMI
you. Every motor car lover should
have them. Cut out this coupon at
reminder to write for the books
today.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-04-29
Just the Job.

Old Argus was boasting about his
hundred eyes.
"a useful man for an Office" cried
the populace.
YES" added Argus, "and / can keep
half of them closed when l want to-"
Here the populace clapped their
hands wildly.
'We'll make him custom,house in
spector," they declared.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-04-29

Queer computations are used in esti.
mating values. Consul Junior, the
chimpanzee that recently died in Tex
as of tuberculosis, was appraised at
$4,000 and had his life insured for
$4,000. Consul Junior was more val
liable than other chimpanzees princi-
pauy because he could wear clothes.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-04-29
Good Illustration.

Mrs Bridgewhist-What is the sub
ject of Mrs. Suffragette's lecture this
afternoon?
Mrs. Clubwoman--The disasters of
married life.
Mrs. Bridgewhist-I suppose she
will have her husband on the platform
rs an exhibit?-Stray Stories.
The Montgomery tribune., 1910-04-29
A Cruel Program.

IL that unrestrained orator has his
way" said Senator Sorghum. "the
trusts will perish In fearful agony"
In what way?'
Hell talk them to death"