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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-06-28
UNCLE JOE
ISAT TRIFLE
SARCASTIC
Says That Roosevelt When He
Sizes Himself Up Tells Him
self That: "God Rested
When He Made Me, and
Was Glad"
LA TOILETTE GETS SILLY

Cannon Thinks the Wisconsin Sena-
tor Should Go Out in the Park,
Out Down Some trees and Advo-
cate Strenuosity-Senator La Fol-
lette's Statement That "Roosevelt
Was the Greatest Living Ameri-
can" Was What Made Uncle Joe's
Cigar Tilt Upwards.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-06-28
TERRIFIC
STORM IN
KENTUCKY
Two CIoudburstS Occurred in
the Beaver District Re-
ports from Mountain Dis
triCtS Say Many Lost Their
Lives in Wind Storm.
MANY FAMILIES HOMELESS

Rail Communication Is DemOralized
and the Telegraph and Telephone
Lines Are All DOwn--Hundreds
of Families Have Been Driven TO
the Hills to Escape the Flood
Crops Have Been Ruined and
Hundreds of Head of Stock Killed.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-09-22
ECzEMA.--A GERM DIST aSE
CAN NOW Be Cu2tD

The Medical profession is all agreed
that ECZEMA is a germ disease. but
the thing that h1s bafFled then IL to
find some 49,. ~ that will get TO the
germs and destroy them.
Zemo' the clean. external treatment
has solved this difficulty by drawing
the germs to the surface of the skin and
destroying the germ life that causes
the diseases. The whole method of
treatment and cure by Zemo is e1-
claimed in ar interesting book on the
subject issued ly the makers Of ZEMO.
II tells how to cure yourself at home
of Eczema, Blackheads, Pimpies,
Dandruff, and all diseases Of the skin
and scalp. Call at HAYNES e. Taylor's
Drug Store for Booklet ard learn more
about this clean, simple remedy that
is now recognized the standard treat
ment for all diseases Of the skin and
scalp.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-09-22
Free Sample
For Baby's Ills

Something can and must be done
for the puny, crying baby, for the
child that refuses to eat and Is rest
less in its sleep. And since the basis
OF all health is the proper working
of the digestive organs. look FIRST to
the condition OF the stomach and
bowels
A child should have two full ana free
movements OF the bowels q day, This
emptying OF the bowels IL very Important,
as with II comes q clear head. a light.
ness OF step. good appetite and sound
know what to give ut shs e epGr' IA the 20
emergency Of constipation and indiges-
tion' Cathartics are too strong and salts
and other purgativss are not only too
cause OF their bad taste. Have you ever
tried DR. Caldwelrs Syrup Pepsinf II n
a LIQUID tonic that families have been
using for a quarter OF century. II q
fsetive; Il e good for YOU as wen ~
the child. but there Is nothing better 60
be FOUND for children. They like its taste
You VIII not have to force them 70
First OF all. n you have not yet used
II. DR.. Caldwen would like 70 send you
Q sample bottle free OF charge In this
w ws,, you son Ssn Try before buying Later
get II OF your druggist at nifty cents ana
one dollar . bottle. Just as thousands 81
other families are doing The family Of
Mr.. d. w. spsngier Of strattonvilie, Pa.
az wen a. that OF Mr.. A. r. Johnson Of
Walnut Grove. Tenn. started with II IN
that way and now write that II r. their
one family necessity next to food ftss,f.
~ you are unfortunate enough TO have Q
sickiy child. one given 60 constipatSon
and Indigestion. you should send for =
tree sample OF this remedy.
'Dr. Caldwell personally win be pleased
TO give you any medical advice you may
desire for yourself or family pertaining 20
the stomach. liver or bowels absolutely
nee OF charge. Explain your case In .
letter ana he win reply Co you In detail
For the free sample simply send your
hame and address on q postal card OF
otherwise. For either request the doctors
address 70 Or. W. y. Caldwell. R.5oe CAld-
weli building. Monticello. III.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-09-22
A GOOD POSITION

Can be had by ambitious
young men and ladies in the
field of Wireless" or Railway
telegraphy. Since the S-hour
law became effective, and since
the Wireless companies are es-
tablishing stations throughout
the country there is a great
shortage of telegraphers. Po-
sitions pay beginners from $40
to $50 per month, with good
chance Of advancement. The
National Telegraph Institute
operates six official Institutes in
America, under supervision of
r. R. and Wireless officials and
places all graduates into posi-
tions. 1t will pay you to write
them for full details at Cincin-
natl, o., or Philadelphia, Pa.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-09-22
FOR SALE

Ohio river bottom farm known
as the Nc Fee farm one half
mile below Fords Ferry in Crit
tenden Co., KY. containing 315
acres more or less 140 acres in
river bottom. 20 acres in creek
bottom, 20 acres upland, all in
a high state of cultivation bal
ance in timber. AT room resi-
'dence, tenant houses, cistern
2 wells barn. cribs, and all nee
essary outbuildings, 3 acres in
orchard. For sale at a bargin.
The owners are not able to look
after this property is their only
reason for selling. For particu,
ars address.
Nc FEE & DEAN.
Marion, KY.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-09-22
SALEM MILLING COM
PANY IN FULL BLAST.
They Have the Best and Latest
Equipped Machinery and Put
ling out a High Grade Flour

Having thoro ughly equipped
our mills for making the best
flour on the market and having
a high grade of wheat to select
from, we are proud to tell you
that we do not fear competition.
at home or abroad. Our mills,
from outward appearances are a
credit to towns many times the
size of Salem, and the inside is
even more attractive than the
out. 1t is full of all tn latest
improved modern machinery
for making the flour that will
give satisfaction where all
others fail, and we are not I'M
reasonable when we ask you to
try it. We are anxious for you
to try it, feeling sure of the fact
that when you have done this
you will buy no other and our
word made good, That None
Beats It." 1t is the best because
it is made of the best wheat,
thoroughly cleaned and made in
to flour by the new and best i'm
proved process known. under
the watchful eye of a Miller who
knows his business, irving to
make a success of it by the hon.
est method of pleasing the peo-
pie. giving them what they
want and deserve. THE BEST.
We make custom work a speci-
atty. When you have a load of
wheat or sack of corn to grind,
bring it to us and we will show
our appreciation by giving you
the best treatment you ever had.
We pay the highest market
price for your wheat and corn.
Soliciting a share of your pa
tronage,
We Are Yours to Serve,
H. d. Tut & Son,
Salem, KY.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-09-22
YOU TAKE NO RISK
Our Reputation and Money i
Back of This Offer.

We pay for all the medicines
used ,during the trial. If our
remedy fails to completely re-
lieve you of constipation. We
take all the risk. You are not
obligated to US in any way what
ever, if you accept our offer.
Could anything be more fair to
you? Is there any reason why
you should hesitate to put our
claims to practical test?
The most scientific, common
sense treatment is Rexall Order
lies, which are eaten like candy.
They are very pronounced, gen.
tie and pleasant in action, and
particularly agreeable in every
way. They do not cause diarrh-
oea, nausea, fiatulence, gripping
or any inconvenience whatever
Rexall Orderlies are particular
good for children, aged and deli
cate persons.
We urge you to try Rexall
Orderlies at our risk. Two sizes
l0c. and 25c. Remember that
you can get Rexall Remedies on
~ at our store The Rexall Store.
Haynes & Tavlor Crug Co.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-09-22

I'VE pay cash for Sorghum
we eliminate the comisssion.
mans profit, and we buy your
crop just as it runs regardless OF
the amount. We furnish coop.
erage, make you prices at the
nearest railroad station, and
keep you posted on the market.
Get in communication with us.
ToRBTT & CAsTLEMAN,
129 n. Second ST.,
Louisville, KY"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-09-22
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE

All parties knowing them.
selves indebted to the late James
Parker, of Weston will come for,
ward at once and make settle.
ment, and all those having
claims against same will bring
them to me properly proven, OF
forever be barred.
u. G. HUGHES,
Sept. Is, 1910 Administrator.
RUTH SwANSY.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-09-22
NOTICE
The Lash of a Fiend

would have been about as welcome to
A. Cooper, Of oswego, N. Y, asa
merciless lung-raeking cough that de-
fed all remedies for years. 1T was
most troublesome at night, he writes
nothing helped me until ! used DR.
Kings New Discovery which cured me
completely. | never cough at night
now" Millions know Its matchless
merit for stubborn colds. obstinate
coughs, sore lungs, lagrippe, asthma
hemorrhage. Group, whooping cough or
hayfeyer. 1t relieves quickly and never
fails to satisfy. A trial conyinces
6Oc and 81. Trial bottle free. II is
positively guaranteed by ]. H. Orn.
and Haynes & Taylor.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-09-22
AN AWFUL RECORD.

Every year thousand of men and wo-
men die of kidney disease who might
have been cured if it's presence had
been discovered in time and a promp
treatment with Kidnets adopted. II
you have backache, kidney trouble or
other symptoms of kidney disease. be-
gin using Kidnets Immediately. Drug
gists and dealers sell it for so cents.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-09-22
1T SAVED HIS LaG.

"All thought I'd lose my leg, writes
J. A. Swenson, of WATERFOWL, Wis.
Ten years OF eczema that fifteen dec
tors could not cure, had at last laid me
up. Then Bucklen's Arnica Salve
cured it sound and we'll" Infallible
for skin eruptions. eczema. salt rheum.
boils. fever sores, burns, scalds. cuts
and piles. pc at ]. II. Crimes and
Haynes & Taylor's.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-09-22
SKIN AND SCALP TROUBLES
YIELD TO ZEMO

A clean liquid preparation for exter-
nal use. Haynes & Taylor Drug store is
so confident that ZEMO will rid the
skin and scalp Of infant or grown per
son of pimples. blackhe.ds, dandruff,
eczema. prickly heat. rashes, hives, ~,
scalp poison or any other form of skin
or eruption. that they will give you
are not entirely satisfied with the re-
suits obtained from the use of ZEMO.
The first application will give prom ;
relief and show an improvement and in
everv instance where used persistently.
will destroy the germ life. leaving the
skin in a clean, healthy condition.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-09-22
SOMETHING FOR HEADACHE

Nothing else, aside from money, is
80 universally sought for as cure for
headache. Headache powders are not
safe and they give only temporary
relief in any event. The chocolate
coated and capsule-shaped pills called
Sherman's Headache Remedy and
sold by druggists and dealers at l0c.
and 25c. are recommend as the best
headache cure.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-09-22

would succeed to the chairman
ship of the Finance committee
upon the retirement after next
March of Senator Aldrich, as
the Michigan Senator ranks next
to Aldrich. Next in line of pro-
motion in order of seniority on
the committee is Senator Pen
rose.
The Finance committee con-
sists of fourteen members, nine
of whom are Republicans and
five credited to the Democrats.
Since the last apportionment of
members Senator Daniel has
died. After next March, when
there will be another adjustment
Senate committee membership,
six other Senators will have
been eliminated, Aldrich, Hale
and Flint by voluntary retire
ment and Burrows by defeat on
the Republican side and Money
by voluntary retirement and
Taliaferro by defeat on the De-
mocratid side. The remaining
members in the order of SEMI
ority will be Penrose, Cullom,
Lodge, McCumber and Smoot,
Republicans, and Baily and Sim
mons, Democrats.
The Deep-Waterway Conven-
ton at Providence was a highly
successful affair, was we'll at
tended and marked by enthuis-,
astic renewal of expressions of
devotion to the broad and. COM
prehensive policy of river and
harbor Improvement inauguarted
by the River and Harbor Con-
gress at its last session. The
interest and zeal of the men,
bers of the minor organizations
proving of vast help to the pa
rent body. The next meeting
of the Deep-Waterways asso-
citation will be heldin Richmond.
Va.
More cement was made and
used in the United States in
1909, according to the u. S.
Geological Survey statistician,
than any preceding year, and
the price per barrel was lower
than ever. The production in
1908 was 80, go, 925 barrels, val
ued at $44, ATT, 653; the product
on in 1909 was GA, 1876, $50 bar
rels, valued at $51, 232, 979. The
increase was chiefly in the out
put of Portland cement 62. 509,-
46l barrels valued at S., 80, 1856,
as against 81, OH, 612 barrels in
1908, valued at SAB, SAT, $40.
The Geological Survey calls
attention to the availability of
low grade phosphate rock max
ing of exceeding Importance,
the discovery Of enormous phos-
phate deposit in Idaho. Wyom-
ing and Utah, many of which
are on government land, the
total area of public phosphate
lands now withheld from entry
being two and a half million
acres. The areas examined con-
tain more than 267, 100000 tons
of high grade phosphate rock,
very little of which has yet been
and it is probable that
the deposits extend far beyond
the areas examined, forming
perhaps the largest phosphate
field in the world.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-09-22
NOTICE

All parties that have bought
seed wheat from me, will please
call and get same as early as
convenient. X. B. CLEMENT,
Crayne, KY.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-09-22
SUNDAY SCHOOL RALLY

Sunday Sept. % has been set
apart by the officers of the
Methodist Sunday School as
Rally Day. A special program
has been carefully arran ged and
the coming event is being looked
forward to with interest.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-09-22

Watch for our next weeks
special sale advertisement.
NJ. E. FOHs.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-09-22
OUR WASHINGTON
letter
Interesting News From he National
Capital Of the Crestest Coun-
try on Earth.


the calendar end of summer,
will begin a series of cabinet
meetings at which all the stays
of the presidential family are ex-
pected to be present and dissuss
executive matters as in commit
tee of the whole on the state OF
the union, as it were.
The meeting will last several
days, and at it each member will
make report of his achievements
during the summer. President
Taft it is understood, will dis
cuss with the cabinet the main
features of his forthcoming an
nual message to Congress.
The White House convention
should be an unusually interest
ing cabinet event, drawing to
its deliberations members from
all parts of the country and from
beyond its confines. Secretary
of State, Knox, who has been
spending the warm period at his
summer home at Valley Forge,
Pa, will report on the Internal
ional relations of the United
States, particularly with refer
ence to Nicaragua.
Secretary of War Dickinson,
who is now on his way home
ward from the Orient, is ex-
pected to be on hand with an up
to-date report on the Philip
pines status as well as on the
Pacific Islands possession of the
United States. Attorney Gen.
eral Wickersham and Secretary
Nagel of the Department of
Commerce and Labor will report
their conclusions with respect to
Alaska, where they have been
together for some weeks investi-
eating particularly the efficacy
of the land laws for the big teri
tory. Secretary of the Treas
ury MacVeag and Postmaster
General Hitchcock will report on
the prospects for the successful
operation of the postal saving
bank system. Secretary Bal
linger will be in the consulta-
ton with reference to conserva-
ton events and possibly in view
of recent developments in his
controversy with former Forest
er Clifford Pinchot, something
important may occur affecting
his future connection with the
Taft administration.
AS the White House meeting
will be but little over a month
prior to the congressional elect
ions, it is to be expected that
the president and the cabinet
will take into earnest considera-
ton condition of the campaign
and do what may seem best to
promote the election of a Re-
publican majority in the House.
The defeat of Senator Julius
G. Burrows by Representative
Chas. E. Townsend for the term
in the Senate beginning March
4th next is one of the most
notable events of this years
political mutations. Of the
seventy-three years of his life
Mr.. Burrows has spent thirty
three in Congress, eighteen as a
member of the House and fif-
teen as Senator. His first
term was in the Forty-third Con-
gress, when James G. Blaine
was Speaker of the House. He
has been in Congress continuous
ly since 1873, with the except
ion of two years he was lead
ing member of the House, serv-
ing prominently as a member of
the Ways and Means Committee
and as Speaker Pro-tempore.
He came to the Senate in jan
nary, 1896, and has been one of
The strong members of that
body, having been for many
years chairman of the commit
ee on Privileges and Elections
nd a member of the Finance
n =
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-09-22

GRADE CARDS for sale at
this office at so cents per 100.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-03-31
SINGING GIRLS"
is LAST AND BEST

The management of the public
school lecture course has evidently
saved the best for the last. The col
lege singing girls appear at the Ore
gon theater tonight under the auspices
of the local schools and the follow
ing from the Walla Walla Union of
this morning would indicate that the
number is one of the best ever
brought to the northwest by a lyceum
bureau:
Few entertainments coming here
| from a lyceum bureau have pleased
as much as did the college singing
girls, the last number of the Y. M. c,
C. entertainment course, at the Key
lor Grand last night. They gave a pro-
gram that was varied and interesting,
musical and entertaining, brisk and
| snappy throughout. Walter Eccles,
male member of the bunch, and his
impersonations. took nearly as well
| as did the girls.
Singing together, the girls made
one big hit: All nave good voices, and
! time and training have aided their
natural ability so that they blend per-
fectly. Solos, duets, trios, %quartets
went with equal precision and har-
mony, all going to make a perfect
whole.
"The special favorites would be
hard to pick, but Bertha Giles III
when Grandma was a Girl mus
certainly be put among these. SO
too, must Miss Anita Kepmton's dia-
lect song. The Drum Song" from
Mile. Modesto" led by Ella Harding
vas a winner, as well as was "Oh
Scholar" by Mr.. Eccles and three OF
the girls.
"Mr. Eccles was great in his i'm
pe~rsonations. his Impatient Patient
being the biggest laugh producer OF
the evening. Charles Pearsall at thu
piano did wonderful work, his &C
compartments being as nearly per
feet as possible for human skill II
make them.
This number ends the Y. M. c. A
entertainment course, n prepare
tions are already under way for an
other, of six numbers, for next year
Cards we're passed for season tickle
signers last night and many were Sc
cured. 1t is to be hoped that tn
Singing girls will be included In tn
future plans"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-03-31
NEXT TWO DAYS ARE
CLEANING UP DAYS
EVERYBODY ASKED TO HELP
IN RADIANCE OF RUBBISH
City Council Assisted by Women's
Clubs vii Inaugurate Cleanup
Movement-Plans for Improving
City's Appearance Systematic.

Tomorrow and Saturday are to be
cleaning up days in Pendleton and
according to an announcement made
last evening at the council meeting by
Mayor Murphy, the work is to be
more Systematically done than in the
past. Though former cleaning up
days have been considered successful
and have resulted in great improve
ment to the appearance and sanitary
condition of the city, there have al
ways been a few in each section of
the city who have refused or neglect
ed to pay any attention to the event
and have not cleaned up their prem
ises. According to the mayors an
nouncement the ordinance regulating
these things is to be rigidly enforced
this year in every instance in which
there is a disposition to evade the is
sue.
Through the cooperation of the
civic club there will be a woman COM
mitteeman in each district of the city.
She will make note of any failures to
observe the law in her sections and
will at once notify Recorder Fftz Ger
dlu ny lClCplLOAlt. h "a
in turn take the matter up with the
councilmen of the proper ward who
will see tina the recalcitrants are fore
ed to clean up their premises, even If
it becomes necessary to summon the
police.
At last nights meeting of the coun-
ell Chairman Strobe of the street
committee took exception to the pub
lished statement that the school yards
are always kept in first class condi-
ton. He said the condition of the
high school grounds near the corner
of High and Johnson streets was a
disgrace to the city.
No part of the city will be over
looked in the cleaning up campaign.
Every man, woman and child in the
city is expected to cooperate and
Judging by the amount of interest be-
ing displayed there will be few hold
ing back.
All rubbish which can be destroyed
by fire is to be raked up and burn
ed, while that which will not burn
must be placed in boxes or sacks and
pL6SCo o. luC Cu6S "a Tic oioC"dih 81
. that the teams furnished by the city
, can get them without toe much trou-
bic. 1t is only in the residence Sec
tons of the city that the rubbish will
be hauled away at the expense of the
city. In the business districts the
business men will be compelled to
bear this expense alone n several
of them started in today to clean up
their places OF o~usIness. One business
man lone had an entire dray load OF
: debris hauled.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-03-31
OWNERS OF DOGS
PREPARE TO WEEP
ALL SUPERFLUOUS OURS
WILL BE GIVEN THE AXE
Dog Catcher Has Been Hired and VIII
Begin His Deadly Work Soon-An
CANNES without License Tags VIII
Be Cut Down in The Flower OF
Their Youth.

The dog license is now a month
overdue and is delinquent. Dogs on
which the licenses have not been paid
by tomorrow morning will be subject
TO capture and incarceration in the
dog pound and if not redeemed with
in IS hours, may be destroyed.
But though the tax is now delin-
ouent the work of catching and KILL
ing will not be started until April 10.
On tina day the work will be started
in earnest fer Harry Hart, Spokane's
famous dog catcher has been employ
ed by the city council and notified to
be in Pendleton and ready for business
by April 15.
According to the mayor and the po-
lice committee the town is to be clean
ed of dogs as il never has been De-
fore. All other attempts to rid the
CITY of superfluous dogs will be mere
farces in comparison with this n for
every dog in the city must be tagged
or killed. The officers say it will do
no good to keep dogs in back yards,
cellars or even in the house during
the time that the dog catcher is here
for the dog will be caught and the
tax collected regardless of all pre-
cautions taken to escape 1t.
The police and finance committee
were instructed to take up the matter
of providing a suitable pound In
which to confine the CANNES during
the As hours it is necessary to hold
them. The committees were also no
titled to have it ready for use by
April Is.