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Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they cannot reach
the seat OF the disease. Catarrh is a blood or constt.
~tutional disease, and in order TO cure II you must take
internal remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternaly, and acts directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure is not a Quack medi-
cine. IL was prescribed by one of the best physicians
In this country for years and is a regular prescription.
IL is composed OF the best tonics known. combined
with the best blood purifiers. acting directly on the
mucous surfaces. The perfect combination OF the
twJ ingredients is what produces such wonderful re-
suits in curing CataTrh. Send for testimonials. free.
+. j. CHENEY * 20. Props, Toledo. D.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
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FEEDING Shocked Corn to Hogs.

If spring finds US with a few shocks
of corn out in the field we haul them
NJ. to the harn and teeat as@ -!3!t..1a
+&s-shsrss-~%e'S.r@rss-s-e- t9s~rogSs~c
husk the corn. but does tham good.
The fodder makes manure, which Is
all il is good for. while o are saved
the bother of husking the Germ.
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New Work for Women,

Mrs. Frederick II. Snyder is the
only women impresario Of earth, she
says. She decided that grand opera
would be a good thing for st. Paul and
made her first venture so successful
that she has continued in the business
after the fashion of men engaged in
the same work. ...4....
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The Simple Shepherd!

A Cockney, while spending his holt
days in the Highlands, met an old
shepherd driving a flock of sheep.
Wishing to show off a bit, he said:
Now, if | were a shepherd | would
teach the sheep to follow me-"
"Oh, aye" said the shepherd, and
| hiv nae doot We wild manage, for
if they saw anither sheep in trent
they wild be sure to follow. It'll Bits.
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began taking Doan's Kidney Pills.
They drove my troubles away, and /
now enjoy excellent health"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
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OUTFIT TO BUTCHER SWINE
cd Of Handling Hogs-concise
Details Of Plan.

For handling the hogs I use a dou-
ole pulley with a lock to hold the load
1t any height wanted. writes W. A.
Maxwell of Jenny Lind. Ark. in Mis-
souri, Valley Farmer. Pulley Is
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tensely and there
was a feeling of
numbness in my
spine. My h a d S
cramped and the
I'M a s a 6 e S
were profuse. Doc
tors prescribed for
me but | was not
benefited. At last |
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Exercise Good for IL.

Asked the Progressive Woman OF
the Beauty Culturist: Don't you think
women should exercise the suffrage?",
Certainly. My method will increase
ii two inches."-Puck.
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If Won a re a Trifle Sensitive

About the size of your shoes, many people
wear smaller shoes by using Aliens Foot-Ease,
the Antiseptic Powder TO shake into the shoes.
1t cures Tired, Swollen, Aching Feet and
gives rest and comfort. Just the thing for
breaking in new shoes. Sold everywhere, 25c,
Sample sent FREE. Address, Allen S. Olmsted,
lie Roy, N. Y.
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Let a young uni pin a four leaf
clover over the door and the first un-
married man who ome in the door
will be the one she is to marry.
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Hell? FOR n AGED.
No Need to Longer Suffer from Kidney
Trouble.

Mrs. Catherine Sullivan, 1712 Moi.
fatt ST., Joplin, Mo, says: Like most
elderly people, l suffered from kidney
trouble for years. MY back ached in.
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PARTITIONS FOR HOG TROUGH
Smooth Galvanized Iron Wire Nailed
Across Prevents the Animals
From Crowding Each Other.

Instead of mailing Stats across the
hog trough to prevent hogs from
crowdiIg, take No. 9 smooth galva.
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His Way.

Knicker-Is Jones charitable?
Bocker-Well, he doesn't let his
right foot know whom his left foot
kicks.
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important TO M
Odd Fellows Paper?

,Wright-He's going to call his new
paper the Sausage Links.
Penman-Be in three sections, | sup
pose.-Yonkers Statesman.
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DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invig-
Drate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated,
Tiny, granules, easy to take. DO not grippe.
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Don't criticise a fool; fools can't
help being foolish.
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1t is the aim of the man behind the
gun. to make his mark.
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Wire Partitions.

nized wire and staple firmly across.
The wire will take up much less room
than Stats and will last longer.
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Never let matters come to an open
rupture.
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Mrs. winsiow's soothing Syrup.
For children teething. softens the gums, reduces In
Examination, allays pain, cures wind collie. 2ca bottle.
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Sars

Cures all blood humors, all
eruptions, clears the complex
ion, creates an appetite, aids
digestion, relieves that tired
feeling, gives vigor and vim.
Get 1t today. In usual liquid form or
tablets called Sarsatabs. 100 Doses 81
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PERRY DAVIS, PAINKILIEl

PEhhf DAVIS PAINkILIER
sraws the pain and inflammation from bee-stings
IND insect bites. Soothes and allays the awful
Itching of mosquito bites. 25c, Sc and SOC bottles
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RaIsJDo Iaye Staak,.~~~~..~.s
demonstrated recently by a Minnesota
farmer. who took a bunch of cattle,
which he had raised. to Chicago and
brought back o check for 1922.
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Mrs. Wise-I told the neXt-door
neighbor today that it was a sin to
play the piano on Sunday.
Mr.. Wise-Why did you mention
Sunday?
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oelf-love is the only kind that puts a
man in the undertaker's hands.
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For Red, Itching Eyelids. Cysts, Styes
Falling Eyelashes and All Eyes That
Need Care Try Murine Eye Salve. Asep-
tic Tubes-Trial Size-25c. Ask Your Drug
gist or Write Murine Eye Remedy Co.,
Chicago,
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Gu, out eaharda and psrs.tv-. The, are brutal
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rupture.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-10
From Another Point of View

However they'll notle Gallagher
And has lived Oklahoma long enough to know
adams when he sees
for governor No experience necessary but
-, not drink Address Prohibition
The canal credited
< mind
football
10 a whistle
atitude OF
Hube
1Eorc case ought before It.
include nothing that will reflect
80 al convention
the iron making
n Of the
Lndington breakfast lit
they make
The Detroit times., 1910-08-10
Gems of Wit Wisdom and Humor
IN CANADA

, aware. l presented my liquid consil-
later, when he informed me that To
ledo wuz closely watcht, that escapes
| by steemer was impossible, and that
! a small boat was our only chance. he
| took us to the lake shore, furnisht us
boat, and, Jest as the sun was sink
in behind the golden horizon, l bid
my nativ land adoo.
need not dwell upon the perils NV
that terrible passage. Suffice II TO
say that. for invalids, We rowed well,
and finally landed at the little village
NV Brest, wher We now are.
| Two hundred peece men are here,
ard r ffftast- acknowledge tAat-~e- ARE
| not treeted with that distinguished
consideration usually accorded poll
teal eggsiles. Fer instance. at the tav-
ern where | board, the parlor Is par
tikelerly pleasant and l wuz asettin
into It, In trips girl purity enuff for
man whose taste wuz not vishiated
to eat. "Shel shet down this win
dow. sir?" ser she. why, shet II
down, gentle maid?" retorts I lookin
sweet onto her. Because" replide
she, "thot perhaps the draft was too
much fer ye." A few slavish Kanejens
who set there Taft. The landlord re-
quired a months pay in advance, and
further deposit NV 20 cents per egg
sile, as sekoority fer the pewter
spoons witch we hev at table. To cap
the climacks, last mite a big niger
was put into eech NV our rooms, and
we were forced to sleep with EN-. or
okkepy the floor, witch did. The Gus
sid niger Taft all mite, in a manner
trooly aggravatin to hear.
Petroleum V. Nasty.
p. S.-TeIl my wife to send SIGH
money as she earns, TO me, as Twin is
high, and there amt no tick The
township can support her and the
children
The Detroit times., 1910-08-10

court the whole program of law-mak-
ing against the trusts must be gone
over again.
1t will occur TO most people that
this is not only dismal prospect but
confession in advance OF failure.
Sustained or rot, the policies of the
administration settle nothing II they
are unconstitutional, then the new
conditions will demand other new
remedies.
The Antitrust law Is 90 years old.
With what new problems Will ;as
government be compelled to ''giscp'e
Il nc principle embodi ed in that act
shall be fully established by the
court? In the lexicon Of reform IS VIC
tory OF the game meaning - defeat
All dimes considered, Il may be rs
well for the United States TO adhere
to the determination. already pretty
we'll foreshadowed, TO elect a Demo
cratic house Of representatives in No
yember.-New York World
The Detroit times., 1910-08-10

know, nod choral INSECT, blease."
After dot | tackled der tenderhoof.
Hiss name iss Reginald st. Vitus F1tz-
maurice. I'VE are glat to Welcome you
TO der acid proof Vest, we're efery
brospegtor bleases. und only man Is
wort VILE" ! spoke. "Diss COLT mine
ought TO make you rich--id certainly
ain'd making u.s.
Avis there-aw-any danger OF
overproduction OF precious metal from
it," he Wished TO know.
Nod from diss mine" hollered
Adolf. I'D iss a goot mine-id can
be worked for a million years und nod
make anybody a mollycoddle of great
wealt."
How do you get the--aw-gold
out?" asked Mr. Commissions, as Adolf
refers NIT him.
Den | EXPLAINED dot all der ore bass
to be reduced, und by der dime Id ISIS
reduced dere aind much left. Den vot
ISIS left ISIS poisoned nit de cyanide
brozess, und den you assess der stock.
holters for abberading oxbenses.
After diss dere wass no more abouid
i'd, und we shut up der deal quick 80
we coult be millionaires In English
Channel Submarine Taxicab Transpor-
tation Company, Limited, becoss finf
millions Is our limid.
After hating our English Channel
und-so-weiter stock baled in a hay
press, me und Adolf hiked for der
sage brush so we coult laugh NIT noise
ad der tenderhoof.( Shoyfully,
OSCAR.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-10
LAND OF THE
COMMON PEOPLE

In all spent four months travelinl
and lecturing In the eastern cities d
the states, and met many men of val
led classes. In my widest dreams 10
the race | had never foreseen suc]
wealth. such freedom. such equality
America is the land of the commoj
people. as England Is the land Of tn.
classes. II | were young working
man I would 60 10 the states as soot
as I could earn a passage, becausd
once on her son, should cease to b|
a laborer and become a man-whicl
is very different thing. Better thai
the boundless wealth Of America, BET
ter than any material benefit she Cal
bestow, Is the sense Of manhood an'
equality that Is as all-pervading as tn
air. Worse than the earthen floor o
our peasants hovel, still found In on
southern counties. and the starvation
wages on which he lives, Is the slav
ish spirit that drags the cap from hi
head before the parson or the squir'
or crowds him into the ditch as tn
carriage passes by. He is not ~ man
only laborer. one step above the SER
- Joseph Burt, OF London. In Leslie'i
The Detroit times., 1910-08-10
ON THE WRONG SIDE
OF THE RIVER

De Wolf Hopper, the comedian, was
talking about an obstinate man.
He is sot In his ways" said Hop
per. "He is as bad as the old planter
OF history.
AN old planter In the palmy days
before the war was blown up In a
steamboat accident on the Mississippi.
They fished him out unconscious. AT
the end of an hours manipulation he
came to-
where am ~ he asked, lifting his
head feebly.
safe on shore the doctor told
him.
What side of the river?' he in
CURED.
THE Iowa side, the doctor re-
piled. IL
"The planter frowned. He looked
al the turbid. yellow stream. Then he
said:
h'Just my luck TO land In Prohibi-
ton state. Chuck me in again.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-10
ON THE RIGHT ROAD.

Are you running on the main line OF
the little old branch road?
How are you way-billed. brother. al
you bear through life your load?
The main line. wide and airy.
Stretches on to realms OF CLEAN.
While the little branch roads ended
Long before you reach the dream.
Are you main line size or branch road
That's the question all must ask
When they turn to face LIES problem
and to meet the destined task;
The main line. whore express trains
Thunder by in day or night;
Or the little branch road, ending
Where the sandbank hides the
light?
Better be a main line while you're al
IL. anyway;
with heart OF manly courage travelling
down the cleaning way.
The main line. where the engines
Take the rail with thunder sound
And not the little branch road
That runs off In sandy ground.
--Bentztown Bard. in Baltimore Sun.
This is a misprint for limerick
Tinker II up TO suit individual taste
by filing in the blanks. Garnish with
spaghetti and onions and serve while
hot
There once was chap named Horace
Gink,
Who went to the ON day FOL
When he got back hum,
His wife said, you
You are putting yourself on the -
The Detroit times., 1910-08-10
SILLY SEASON REpARTEE.

@k<rr c<fll have horse cars in New York"
~ not cough horses ride to make It pay"
The Detroit times., 1910-08-10
Senator Cores Charges

be more probable than a narrative OF
an attempt to continue IL by corrupt
ing a Senator or so In the interest OF
another senator or SO and bribing a
few members OF the house?
There Is no moral difference be-
tween the exploitation of 10000 Amer
lean citizens through the agency OF
a thieving tariff law and the swind-
ling of a few thousand Indians for the
benefit OF clique OF "chevaffers
d'industrie" at Washington and In
Oklahoma. About all that Is asked
by the gentlemen who want $4,000, 900
from the Indians Is a reasonable
profit" upon their expenditure OF en-
ergy. The fixing of a crooked sched-
ule in behalf of the cotton or wooden
mills involves the same amount OF
moral bliquity.-Louisville Courier
Journal.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-10
BREST, Canada, West,
August the 10th, go.


After more advenchers than wood
fill a book | am here in Kanada safe
under the protectin tail NV the British
lion, where DO draftin orfiser kin mo-
lest nor make me afraid. Halleloogy.
never shood he taken this step
he'd a good. sound, constooshnel doc
tor bin appinted medical eggsaminer;
fer | hev twict ez menny diseases ez
wood hey eggesemptid me, but l wuz
afeared the eggaminer woodent see
EN-. en- he amt much NV physician.
anyhow bcsidcs,- he votes the-tHaeH
ticket, and hez. NV coarse, preJudlsls.
The commissioner is bloody abolish
mist: and owe him a store bill which
hez stood about eight years. pro-
test agin all SIGH appointments.
left, IN company with five other
invalids, wun mite, little after the
"witchin hour Nv 13m," ez Shakspeer
hez it, and emmy wun beholdin our
faces wood hev been satisfied that
sum "church-yard yawned jest pre-
viously" We traveld all mite, "sus-
tanned and soothed by an unfaltrin
trust" in a bottle witch !, with my
usual foresite, took along, together
with two and a third yards NV bolony
sausage, witch I alluz use as thirst
provoker. We met no interrupshun
till we got within five miles NV To-
ledo (Which we did by p m Nv the
next day--wich, permit me to remark,
was good travelin fer SIGH debillytat-
ed cusses). when we wuz stopt by a
pickit-guard NV the anti-draftin In
valid league, who remarkt: Who
goes thare?" "A invalid" says l. "A
peece invalid?" SEE he.
There amt no other kind SEE /;
whereupon seq he. "Yoor man NV
sense" fact NV witch he'd bin long
The Detroit times., 1910-08-10

II does not seem probable that any
one will go TO prison, or out or pol
itics, as result of the airing OF the
interesting charges made by Senator
Gore. OF Oklahoma. Those who walk
cat-footed, and alone. into the once
OF a blind man 10 propose treason,
strategem or spoil are measurabiy
safe from any ill-consequences from
their misdeeds. II 1t Is true that the
Oklahoma senator was onered >so'Voo
IN aid a gang of grafters to rob the
Cboctaws and Chickasaws II is a far
cry from exposure to conviction.
The dramatic story told by Senator
Gore Ats SO nicely with facts of his
tory we'll known to the public that 1t
will doubtless be believed by a ma
jority OF those who read 1t. The ex-
ploitation OF the Indians by the poll.
ticians is an old story. What could
The Detroit times., 1910-08-10
Mr.. Taft's Forecast

the new conditions. II the govern
ment be beaten, then there will be a
universal demand for the strengthen
ing OF the Antitrust law, or at least
the provision OF remedy which will
force huge combinations of capital to
conduct business more in the interest
of the people than Is the case today
Such is the presidential argument
in favor of the election of a quarrel
ing Republican house OF representa-
tives this fall. II VIII be observed
that the best he can offer is "a vast
reorganization OF business with
more legislation TO "grapple with new
conditions" On the other hand, II
the government shall be beaten in the
The Detroit times., 1910-08-10

II is a fiery path which the presi-
dent In an authorized interview points
ont for business and Industry during
the next two years. Without quouns
Mr.. Taft directly. the Chicago III
bune correspondent describes MS
views as follows
Before the congress elected In NO
yember shall meet the supreme court
will land down its decisions In the
Standard Oil and Tobacco Trust cases,
and if the contention OF the govern
pent be sustained, as the president
believes IL will be, a vast reorganiza-
ton of business will follow and legis-
lation must be provided TO enable the
government properly TO grapple with
The Detroit times., 1910-08-10
BY FRED scHAEFER.

LAVA LEDGE, Idaho: Hoch, Hoch'
Hoch. Dreimal hoch! Our COLT mine
has ad last turned ouid a COLT mine
for me und Adolf. We are so glat
dot we are jolly.
We haf solt i'd by a tenderhoof for
finf million tollars--4 tollars in money
und der rest in English Channel Sub
marine Taxicab Transportation com
pany stock (Limited). Maybe We can'd
lose, becoss our mine ISIS no goot.
Der Teller vich we solt Id to ISIS a
Englisher. He came here nit der big
head. tolt Adolf dot i'd ISIS der fresh
tenderhoof who gets. caught NIT salt
on his CLAIM.
please, vot Is tenderhoof?" Adolf
hat der obesity TO ask me.
ok" | said; "a tenderhoof iss a
soft footpad. We will sting him, und
den retire NIT our ill-gotten gains we're
our investors can'd come und wake us
up"
please, vot ISIS ill-gotten gains ??
again asked Adolf, who dond know
holdings; he knows less dan dot.
"Ill-gotten gains" | made ouid to
him, 'iss diseased difidents."
We fixed up some nice golt-platet
COLT nuggets for him, becoss a SAMPLE
in der hant ISIS wort two in der assay
offs. Den / tolt Adolf to kip hiss fat
face shut like a clam. "A clam"
mentioned him, ''iss, as you should
The Detroit times., 1910-08-10

One Of the first ofhcial acts OF
william J. Gaynor when launched
upon q political career and while dis
trict attorney for Kings county, was
to send to prison a corrupt politician.
His name was John Y. McKane,
known AZ the boss of Gravesend, in
the Coney Island district, and ne
could always be depended upon to
deliver majorities.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-10
dnesday. August 10.
1910
EDITORIALS BY THE PEOPLE,


To the Editor OF The Times. All
cording to inside Information. thindl
are badly disrupted In the Burrow|
camp. IL seems plans have bee|
drawn to use full line Of trual
speech-makers 10 come to the Aid Il
Comrade Burrows. but results OF sud
Efforts In Kansas, Iowa and Nebrask
as shown by tho primaries makes
quite plain that the people are nd
taking their advice from such sourcd
and IL VIII take something more thai
Cannons. Dalzells, Aldrichs and othe
corporation Representatives TO ster
the tide OF the Progressives.
II will be interesting to watch ID
velopments and see who OF the ''stand
pat bunch" is to show up In our stat
In the aid OF our Senator Burrowd
who only missed one opportunity Il
vote YES" on every one OF the thot
sands OF schedules OF the Aldrich bill
and against the interest of IS De
cent OF the people Of this state.
PROGRESSIVE.
Hudson, Mich, Aug. 8, 1910.
Wants Times 70 Follow Him.
To the Editor of The Times: ! ar
sending you a copy OF the jamestown
Journal which gives an account of ou
convention. The Times IL the onl
paper In Detroit that publishe
Pastor Russell's sermons; therefor
| am sending you this paper I
show you how popular these Sc
mons are. am one Of you
regular subscribers In Detroit and
congratulate The Times because thes
sermons are published every week.
am receiving The Times every da
while here. II is paper that I woul
not be without. wish you additions
success.
Fl. N, NELSON,
4S Adams-ave., west.
Detroit, Mich. Aug. 8, 1910.