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II Made No Difference.

Congressman Ransdale Of Louisiana.
recently told ,a-story of Alec Trimble.
the valet and factotum Of a physf.
clan In New Orleans. who took fan
cysto one of the summer shirts of his
master. and finally went and bought
one Exactly like II. He showed It to
bis mistress. who said that he had
done wrong. as the two shirts might
get mixed in the washing; and Alec
answered:
IT'D make no din'rence. missus.
cause dey's both alike "a size an
price" - ~
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system Required.

Clerk--May ! have a days leave to
morrow. sirf II Is my mother-ln. laws
funeral
Employcr--My dear Huber. this
mustn't occur again. Last week your
wife died and now your motherIn.
laws going TO be buried. You must
arrange things better In your family
and see that they. happca In the holt
days.-Lustige Blatter.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1910-06-02

A little American boy with his IA
ther was visiting a market In a Mex
lean city. He. saw little native girl
with q smap b'.sketful of red peppers.
OF which she was eating one. His ia
ther was toout to say: "She thinks
she Is ! Try smart" as the son called
his att -ntion 70 IT, The boy spoke up
quickly. knowing what was to be said:
S'Pa. would those red peppers make
you smart II you eat all OF them?" His
father replied: Yes. SON"
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1910-06-02

Life Insurance Agent-The company
has rejected your application on the
ground that you lied In your answers
Why did you say that your circulation
Is good
Mr.. Aforementioned. couldn't help
a. That's my business. You see. I'm
advertising manager on the Daily
Boomer Puck
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1910-06-02
With pesnlscrx.

Little Glrl--Mother. that's such a
nasty little boy: whenever he passes
me he makes face.
Mother--very rude Of him. hope
you don't do n back.
Little Glri--oh. dear. no, simply
turn up my nose and treat him with
despisery.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1910-06-02
Hint to Autolsts.

. Maggie see you out In Harry's au-
to all tine time. didn't know you
liked him better than Jack.
Marjorie--l don't. hut the color OF
his car harmonizes better with my
automobile coat.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1910-06-02
Don't RIsk Your Life

ny ncgiecting Constipation. II leads TO
edy for Constipation. that 10 NATURES
REMEDY (NH tablets). It's different
from all others because II IL thorough. "a
the kidneys. cures Dyspepsia and Rheu-
matism. Its easy and sure TO act. Take
one tonight-you'l feel better IN tho
morning Get 15c Box. All Druggists.
The A. II. Lewis Medlclne Co. 81 Louls.
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Appreeiasion.

THAT successful poker player GER
tainly paid a tribute TO his winning
game when he selected his handsome
home"
How sof"
Don't you know he built II on .
blum"
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n costs more to live now than Il dld
a hundred years ago. but they had No
baseball then.
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pas Conclusion.

What is an old adage. PAT"
Generally speaking. an old chest
nut. my son"
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Doctor (politely) Good morning
Mr. Schmidt, 4
{. Janitor-Howdy. Doc.-Ilfe. 4
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Afraid of Ghosts

Many people are afraid Of ghosts. Pew people ~.
afraid Of Germs Yet the Ghost s fancy and TX n
Che Germ 10 TACT. II the Germ could be mssni6ed -
90 size equal 10 It's terrors II would appear more X -
terrible than any hre-brcathng DRAGON. Germs IN ~ -
can't be avoided. They in the air we breathe, ~
che drink.
The E: Eve: ... .s.s d: ;s.s.
self and develop. When there Is a deficiency Of
vital force, lansuor, restlessness, salow cheek. -
hollow eye, when tho appetite IL poor and the
sleep broken, 10 time guard against the ferm Va
foriy the body against all FERNS BY Of DR. Psrce
ca Medical Discovery increases the vital power cleans
system OF eoesne impurities, enrehes tho blood puts the
aeh and ossans Of digestion and nutrition In working condt
that the fern finds weak OF tainted spot In which 10
Golden Medical Discovery" contains no alcohol Viii.
nao.iormire drugs. All lie Ingredient. printed lie o
wrapper. 10 not secret nostrum but Q medicine or
COMPUTATIONS and with record of 10 years Of esr Asc.
nothing ust food" AK your nsisl
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Fitehviiic. Ohio.-"My daughter wa
down. suffered from pains I'm her side.
limbs, and could walk but n short dist
time. She casnc very near having
prostration. had begun 90 cough q g
and seemed melancholy by spells.
two doctors but got littio help. Sine
Lydia II. Pinkham's Vegetable Go
Blood Purifier and Liver pills she
proved 10 much that she feels and i
another giri."-nIrs. G. Cole. Fitchvill
IruSburr. Vermont. feel n my
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-13
OFF-DUTY POLICE
DISTURBED GAME

Three patrohmen and one mounted
man, relieved from duty at midnight
decided to walk north to Gregory on
Tarragona street. Near the Chase
street intersection the approach of
the officers was sounded, It appears,
and more than dozen black boys.
coming from some point, made record
speed spurts eastward on Chase, dis
appearing in the darkness at Alcaniz
street. 1t appeared that the negroes,
or number of them, had been
shooting dice" at some point in the
immediate neighborhood, and a
Waterman" at the alleged game
sounded the APPROACH of crowd of
polices." No questions were asked
All had business just as far away
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NOTES FROM
THE MISSION
HOSPITAL is NOW WELL AD-
VANCED AND PUTTING ON AIR
OF BUSiNESS-OPEN REcEP-
TON NEXT THURSDAY.

The hospital is now well advanced
and putting on an air of business.
Some beds are in position, and part
of the operating room furnished. It
is the intention to have an opening
reception on Thursday next from TO
p. M, at which time light refresh
ments will be served. Visitors will
be received by Mrs. T. V. Kessler,
chairman of the lady board of man
ayers. and Rev. r. w. Simpson, the
director and secretary of the Mission,
assisted by the hospital superintend-
emf, Frances Mann, and her assistants.
Mr.. and Mrs. Target, and also Mrs.
L. H. Herr. The hospital is located
at the corner of Strong and Reus
streets. The North Hill car goes
within two blocks.
An Auto Ride.
Quite a treat was given the art class
yesterday morning when there were
some twenty children, by Mrs. Brooks
giving them all an automobile ride.
The Mission thanks Mr.. Brooks for
his kindly thought to what the chill
dren will think about for some time
as one remarkable event in their lives.
Sewing Glass.
The sewing class was largely at
tended and it now requires more than
Miss Augusta Oerting to take charge
of it.
A Bay Excursion.
The Mission has to tender its
thanks to Captain Hardesty Of the
steamer Waterboy for the benefit trip
it gave in their behalf last Wednes-
day. Those who were fortunate
enjoyable time and were served with
most delicious refreshments The
Mission has also to thank those kind
friends who so kindly donated the re-
freshments.
Bible Glass.
This afternoon the Bible class
meets in the Mission home, corner of
Government and Reus streets. A good
program is always ready and visitors
are invited
Evening service at 7:3o and preach
ing by Rev. R. w. Simpson.
Fort Barrancas.
The fort Baraca class will meet at
9:20 a. NJ. when special business will
be transacted. Over twenty of the
young men have joined and many
more are expected.
After this meeting. the regular SER
vice will be held by Rev. R. w Simp-
SON. The music will be under the
CHdiSe VI MlS 1lutISI, anu MISS NUN
: Coons, who has made herself a ia
vorite with the boys by her singing,
will also sing solo entitled, 20,
Shining Light"
These meetings are held in the gym
nasium at Fort Barrancas, car leaving
at S:45 will be in time for the Baraca
class and $50 for the service. Re-
turning on car leaving the fort at
11:45 Visitors are invited. Thiss will
be found to be a most enjoyable trip.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-13
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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-13
VIM. T TUCKER
DIES SUDDENLY
EXPIRED AT HIS HOME AT
GOULDlNG FRIDAY NIGHT. RE-
TIRlNG EARLY IN THE NIGHT IN
THE BEST OF HEALTH.

William E. Tucker, well-known in
the county. died suddenly late Friday
night at his home at Goulding, death
being due to an attack of apoplexy
The deceased had reached the age
of 81 years and resided witNhis son,
Joseph Tucker.
The deceased was apparently in
the best of health when he retired for
the night. He remained up for some
time after the supper hour, playing
with his grandchildren.
Some hours after he retired he had
the attack of apoplexy, dying short
~ afterwards.
The remains will be taken today
to his former home at Pine Barren
and inferred this afternoon at 2
o'clock
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-13
WALL STREET REVIEW.
Nv heSocIafad Drese

New York March 1.-THE light open
ing demand for stocks to-day resulted in
a sluggish recovery from the weakness
of the closing yesterday. The advance in
American Locomotive ran to a point and
in Louisville and Nashville. Rock Island,
preferred and Cleveland, C. c. and st.
Louis. large fractions.
Some of the active stocks fiuctuated
very irresularly, Reading and Amalgam-
point and unsettling the general market
until near II o'clock, when all of the
leaders moved up briskly.
Stocks closed irregular and dull. The
market held in restraint by the growing
uncertainty of the money outlook. A
strong advance in American tobacco in
the outside market was used to quiet ap-
prehension over the recurrence on Mon
day of decision day in the supreme court.
Covering Cover of shorts put out Yesterday
of prices was narrow and shifting turn
ing downwards at the last and prices
ended but little changed from last night.
BANK STATEMENT.
New York. March 12.-The statement of
clearing house banks for rn the e. week shows
the requirements of the % per cent re-
serve rule. This is a decrease of $780,
compared with last week.
The statement follows:
Loans. 81, 245. 1911 900; increase, 3.755, 200.
Deposits, $1,245, 1889, 400; decrease, 81
Circulation. s4s. Os2. 800; increase, s68, 500.
Legal tenders, $63. 523, 500; decrease, ST.
789. 900
Specie. 1857 .S18. 100; decrease. s3,715, 100.
Reserve, 1921, 341, 500; decrease, $685.
900.
Reserve required, sS11,ss4,S5o; decrease,
$685., 925
Surplus. s1o,OO6,S $50. decrease, s4,OSs.-
Ex-U. s. deposits, $40, 422, $50; decrease.
$4.S13,175.
The percentage of actual reserve of
the clearing house banks to-day was
1854 ,.. ..
The statement of banks and trust COM
panies of Greater New York not report
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-13

1t will cost $4,000 year to feed one horse and
the horse, you have 10 feed him and ktep him
shod You don't lessen the expense by not using the
animal. At the most you cannot expect over ten
miles day. average. Contrast that with the Ford
Ten thousand miles year is easily possible, and
the upkeep cost for gasoline, tires repairs and oil
In November, 1907 the American Can Company
bought Ford Car for its Detroit salesman. Twice
a year he sends in to headquarters itemized
account OF his automobile expenses. The last
port just sent in, shows average expense of
This includes every cent paid out Of the
continuous speed of twenty-five thirty miles
an hour is an easy average for Ford Car 1t will
make forty to fifty miles three to miles II
required Physicians whose practice required three
horses have, by substituting a Ford, cut down the
expense, increased their calls, and had more leisure
time.
A Ford dealer in Ontario the Royal City Garage
keep of Ford Model T for $12500 per five thous-
and miles If the average load is but two pas
sengers, that makes it cent and quarter mile
per passenger. The cost of travel by train is from
two cents to three cents per mile per passenger.
Building Contractor in Detroit was spending
four dollars week car fare between two jobs IN
opposite parts of the city. He later found that
the fare alone would pay the total upkeep cost
of Ford Car. Then add the value of the time
4-cynder, 20 H. P. 5-Passenger Touring Car, 40"
wheel base. Vanadium steel throughout. Weighs 60
lbs per n. P Price includes magnetic and all the
equipment.
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Political Announcements.
FOR STATE SENATOR.

FOR STATE SENATOR.
To the Democratic Voters OF Escambia
County, Florida I:
I hereby announce my candidacy for
State Senator, from Escambia County
Florida, subject to your approval in the
Democratic Primaries, and / earnestly
solicit your support.
]. w. KEHOE
am q candidate for State Senator from
Escambia County subject to the action
OF the Democratic Primaries, and will
appreciate the support of the white demo-
JOHN p. STOKES.
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NEW WORK FUTURES,

New York, March 12.-The cotton mar
ket opened steady at a decline of 26D11
points in response to reactionary- cables,
which were attributed to weak end realiz-
ing in a narrow market Southern bull
leaders were general buyers on the mi
tial decline and prices rallied to within
8 or points of last nights close in the
active months during the first few minu-
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FREE PACKAGE COUPON.
Fill out the blank lines below with
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from the approaching officers as pos
sible, and they lost no time on the
road in reaching to that business
after getting the direful warning.
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ties on this demand and covering, while
sellers were rendered cautious by the
talk of possible May corner and bull
ish weekend figures.
Cotton futures closed steady.
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FOR REPRESENTATIVE.

I hereby announce NV candidacy for
the democratic nomination as one OF the
members of the house of representatives
from Escambla county, and respectfully
solicit the support of the voters in the
democratic primaries.
7. A. JENNINGS.
I hereby announce my candidacy for
representative to the legislature, subject
to the action of the Democratic primaries
and will appreciate the support of all
democrats.
JOHN T. HARPER
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-13

announce myself a candidate for re-
Election as County Commissioner from
District No. I, subject to the action of
The Democratic Primaries.
ID. r. McQUARRIE.
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ing to the clearing house shows:
Loans, $1,155, 62S 500; Increase, S5,090,-
400
Specie, 1927, 651, 900: increase, 81. S5S. 500.
Legal tenders, $20,663,300; increase.
$5S, 500.
SIC, $50, 900.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-13

] hereby announce my candidacy for
County Commissioner from District No
8. subject to the action OF the democratic
primaries.
T. l. RARRINEAIT
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lost, easily worth four dollars day, and you
appreciate the real worth Of this to that con-
stractor. There many people in this city to
whom the cost of a Ford Car would be less than
nothing.
DC you Want Car that after $1,000 miles of
service is good for another fifteen thousand? ].
Z. Mount of Marion Ohio drove Model T Ford No.
24o nearly 5000 miles, then changed the rear tires
then another thousand miles and changed the front.
To-Day the car is than the equal in speed,
smooth riding, comfort and appearance CT any Of
the cars of other makes his neghbors have bought
IN the last three four months
Hundreds of Ford Cars sold in 1909 have the
original wind in the tires right now. They have
never even had puncture- The light weight Of the
Ford is responsible for this. The Ford tires will
average about double the tire life OF the tires
any TWO thousand pound manufactured. Fiji
teen thousand miles set is quite common and
then. when finally out the price of a new
set IS much less because the size IS smaller due
to the light weight Of the But the weight is
plenty heavy for every possible requirement The
Model T Ford will go anywhere any other car will,
and lots of places many Of them viii not Every
Ford buyer is a booster. Every seventh sold
in the United States in 1909 was d Ford Car, and
every Car made good. Your neighbor owns one
as
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-13

I hereby announce myself a candidate
for reelection to the office of County
Commissioner from District No. l. subject
20 the action Of the Democratic Primarie
n. Nick. OERTING.
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EOR SCHOOL BOARD

FOR SCHOOL BOARD,
i hereby announce my candidacy for
member of the county school board from
district No. l, subject TO the action Of
wM H CRAWFORD.
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UNCALLED FOR
LETTERS At P.O.
LIST OF LETTERS REMAINING AT
PosToFFIcE DURING THE PAST
WEEK.
Q ENTLEM EN-,

I When asking for letters. please say
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-13

The market closed STEADY with prfe
net points lower to points higher.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-13

hereby announce my candidacy for
County Commissioner from District No. 3,
lubject 10 the action of the Democratic
Primary. J. FISHER
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-13

I am a candidate for County Commits
uonsr from District No. 4, subject to the
lction of the Democratic Primary and
NIL appreciate your support
d. NJ. MERRITT
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FOR COUNTY COMMISSIONER

I hereby announce my candidacy for re-
election as county commissioner from
District No. g., subject to the action of the
democratic primary.
GEO. H DAVIS
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-13

FOR COUNTY TREASURER.
I hereby announce my candidacy for
the nomination OF County Treasurer. sub
feet to the action of the Democratic pri-
w. A. DUNHAM.
I hereby announce my candidacy for
County Treasurer, subject to the action of
the Democratic primaries.
JOEL FRAZIER.
hereby announce myself a candidate
for reelection TO the Office of County
Treasurer, subject to the action of the
democratic primaries, and respectfully So
licit the support of all democrats.
j. ED. WILLIAMS.
I hereby announce myself a candidate
for County Treasurer, subject to the ac-
item of the democratic primaries.
GAM J. MORGAN.
hereby announce myself candidate
for County Treasurer. subject to the ac-
tion of the Democratic Primaries, and
respectfully solicit the votes of all.
w. N. VANPELT
hereby announce my candidacy for
county treasurer subject to the action Of
the democratic primaries.
c. NJ WILSON.
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hereby announce my candidacy for
County Commissioner from District No. 5,
subject to the action of the democratic
NJ o. BAGGETT
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-03-13

1t is the light weight Of the Ford Car that
complishes this result. The weighs but twelve
hundred pounds. It's twenty horse power engine
has to pIopel only sixty pounds per horse power.
The average "30' weighs twenty-one hundred
pounds or seventy pounds per horse power. This
larger engine requires fuel and oil; this in
creased weight demands expense to it.
That is just plain, ordinary horse sense You can
not increase the load without increasing the cost
to haul it, be it potatoes automobiles. Also the
greater weight is harder tires and the tires must
be larger. We know Of forty horse power car in
Detroit that costs its three cents mile for
tires aIoLe
DO you regard economy of maintenance i'm
portant? The Model will miles, more
days, more years for less money than any other
touring manufactured.
G.. d Candee Of Leeds, n. D., wrote jan
uaTy 27: Drove my Model T 5000 miles in three
months in the livery service with total expense or
$500 for repairs. AS a consequence all the heavier
cars in that business n this locality are for SALE
and livery service is the hardest auto
mobile.
" II Lewis NJ. D, Cincinnati, Ohio. wrote on
January 18TH as follows Z have driven my Model
T Hoadster over 1900 miles, and have never been
detained the road. My repair bills are less than
Sz.00. and my average weekly expense SzZ4.
Phone for demonstration
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07
ERROR IN ORDERS
CAUSE OF WRECK
WOULD PLACE BLAME ON THE
TRAIN DISPATCHER AT DAY
TON FOR WRECK ON FOURTH.

Cincinnati. July 6-Interest In yes
terdays wreck at Middletown, Ohio,
in which more than a score of
lives We're sacrificed, was trans
ferred to this city Tuesday A state
ment from ]. w. Wall. pilot engi-
reer of the Big Four passenger
train which crashed into a freight
train of the Cincinnati. Hamilton &
Dayton railway, placed the blame
for the wreck on Train Dispatcher
Smith of the latter system at Day
confirmed by \. f. Gould, general
superintendent of the Cincinnati,
Hamilton & Dayton.
Wall exhibited four train order,
not one of which gave any indica-
tion that the flying passenger tram
was to meet any other train at Post.
town or any other station between
Dayton and Cincinnati.
These orders, Wall added, were
all that he had to guide him the
day of the wreck. He had not only
his own copy, but also the duplf
Gates issued to the regular engineer
of the Big Four train. the latter
giving them to Wall for safe keep
ing.
Il have an idea that some such
reason was responsible for the ac-
cident, but cannot say positively
that il was" said Superintendent
Gould. 1T looks as though the fail
ure of the passenger train to get
certain instructions caused the
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07
Baptist SERVICES.

sunday Bro. Leslie Lee Sanders
will preach his farewell sermon to
his church here. On account of the
rain Wednesday night, We had no
regular conference, but enough were
present to adjourn the conference
until Sunday morning after a short
service, when the matter Of calling
II pastor TO succeed Rev. Sanders
viii come up for consideration. ana
10 is urgently requested that every
mcmhcr who possibly can. be pres.
Cut at that service
- l.. l.. SANDERS. Pastor
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07

OF having first asccndcd the noun.
tain.
Cardigan's story Is regarded by
John Il. Bradley DR. Cooks former
hacker rs sufficiently plausible to
warrant careful Investigation.