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The Bourbon news., 1910-04-08
CURE YOUR KIDNEYS.
Do Not Endanger Life When a
Paris Citizen Shows You
The Cure.

why will people continue to suffer
the agonies of kinney complaint, back
ache, urinary disorders, languor, why
allow themsel Ives to become chronic in
valids, when a certain cure bis offered
themI
Doan's Kidney Pills is the remedy to
use, because it gives to the kidneys
the help they need to perform their
work.
If you have any. even one, of the
symptoms Of kidney diseases. cure
yourself now. before diabetes, dropsy
or Bright's disease sets in. Read this
Paris testimony:
A. Talbot, Main ST.. Paris, Ky,
says: Il praise Doan's Kidney Pills
highly in retnrn forsthe benefit / receiv-
ed from their use. The public state
ment | gave in favor of this remedy in
! 1903 was correct in every particular
and holds good today. l have been
free from kidney trouble since Doan's
Kidney Pills, procured at Wilson's
drug store cred me and that is the
reasonswhy I.again recommend them
For sale by all dealers. Price so,
cents. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo.
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan sand
take no other.
The Bourbon news., 1910-04-08
Goats In Switzerland.

In Switzerland if boy plaques a
goat he may be fined and sent to Jail.
If a person meets goat on path
and drives the animal aside he may be
arrested. If Il goat enters the yard Of
a person not its owner and is hit with
club or stone the person guilty OF
the offense must pay 50 cents IL the
engineer of a railroad train sees goat
on the track be must stop the train
until the animal can be cOaxed away.
Making a Pen.
H".Ure it is completed a common pen
passes through the hands Of score
Of workers.
All of Them.
Is there a word in the English Ian
guage that contains all the voweis.
Unquestionably- ly-Lipplncott's.
That's the Trouble.
"Few people can talk on all sub
jects." 81 know it. But most every
body does. es."-Exchange.
The Bourbon news., 1910-04-08
The First Crop Report.

The Kentucky Commissioned of Ag-
ricutuire is out with the first of his
monthly crop reports for the year
1910. He saws the extremely cold
winter has affected both stock and
crops. The prospect for wheat is poor,
as the crop was injured by sieet, and
the hot and dry weather during March
was not favorable; the outlook for
oats is good; preparations are under
way for large tobacco crop; clover
and grasses were damaged by the hard
winter; the acreage of corn will be
large; the fuit outcome is upcertain,
reports OF damage coming from many
parts of the State.
The Commissioner says much inter
est has been aroused in corn growing
by the organization of clubs and as
sociatlons and the distribution ofpure
seed corn. The gratifying statement
is madeIthat there will be an increas-
ed acreage and that "much care is te-
ing given to the proper preparation of
the ground. Corn is Kentucky's lead
ing crop ano there is room for i'm
provement in the general quality of
the product. Corn is in constant de-
man1 and there is no peril in an in
creased acreage. The situation is
different with tobacco, where overpro-
ductlon is alwasy a possibility when
prices are high.
.eOne OF sthe noticeable features of
the Commissioner summary is that
OF it devoted Of livestock. ss"All kinds
OF livestock, she says, "are scarce
and high. and the numbers of hogs
and brood sows are less than they
have been for at least five years.
There is decrease in the number of
horses and cattle as compared with
year ago, and slight increase in the
number OF sheep. High prices have
depicted the hog, writes one of the
county reporters. The Commissioner
oelieVeS that even with strong effort
TO raise more and better hogs it will
take at least two years to produce
Suf1clent number TO lower the present
prices and supply the demand at the
same time. The statement is not
lacking IN encouragement for farmers
VINO are disposed to go in stronger for
hog raising.
A highly optimistic crop report is
scarcely tob expected at this partcu-
lar season. Except for his references
to wheat, however. there is no dis
tlnctly oiscOuraging note in the Com
missioner recital of conditions. The
wheat crop sometimes surprises the
farmer by it's recuperative ability, and
farming operations are so well advanc-
ed as to give hope that if there shoulC
be shortage in wheat it will be made
up for IN the abundance oe other sta
pies.
The Bourbon news., 1910-04-08
NOTICE
POultryRaisers

Now is the time of year to feed
your fowls a good tonic. R4-II-44 cures
Cholera. roups gapes. canker and linn
oerneck. when fed as q preventive it
not only keeps them healthy but maxi
es them lay. Price so cents. No
cure, no pay. Guaranteed by your
druggist j. b. Wilson. Try it under
the guarantee. Ask for booklet on
diseases of poultry. Is 1t
The Bourbon news., 1910-04-08

Judge r. L. Stout in the Circuit
Court at Frankfort Monday created a
sensation by giving explicit instruc-
tions to the grand jury to make full
and complete investigation of the
charges of bribery made against mem
bers of the Legislature, recently in
session. He told the jury that there
was but one man more contemplate
than a legislator who sold out his
ueighbors and frienos by taking a
bribe to vote against their interests,
and that IS the man who gives the
briba
The Bourbon news., 1910-04-08

For sale by Oberdorfer.
The Bourbon news., 1910-04-08
Multiplied.

Tess-Mrs. Fadds collection of bric-
a-brac is wonderful l saw it yester-
day. She's got a number of fiEa ole
pieces. Jess-Yes, and she's got at
least twice as many more today. Tess
You don't say? Jess-Yes. Clumsy
servant glrl!-Philadelphia Press.
A Shivery Jest.
teYhat does chivalry mean, Tommy
$ "Please. ma'am, it's when you feel
cold. ."-LippincOttS
Very Dry.
A Goldfish breakfast and a rubber
.oat will keep a man dry all day.-Lip-
The Bourbon news., 1910-04-08
Kills A Murderer.

A merciless murderer is Appendic-
tits with many victims. But DR.. King 5
New Life Pills kill it by prevention.
They gently stimulte stomach, liver
and bowles, preventing that clogging
that invites appendicitis, curing Con-
stipation, Headache, Biliousness,
Chills. 25c at Oberdorfers.
The Bourbon news., 1910-04-08
Williams Kidney Pills,

Williams Indian Pile Ointment will
cuIe Blind, Bleeding and ltchingIpiles
1t ahsorbs the tumors, allays itching
at once, acts as a poultice, gives in
slant relief. Williams Indian Pile
Ointment is prepared for Piles and
itching OF the private parts. Sold by
druggists, mail SOC and Sl.00. Viii
liams' Mfg. Co., Props, Cleveland,
o.
For sale by Oberdorfer.
The Bourbon news., 1910-04-08
It's The Worlds Best.

No one has ever. msde slave, oint
ment or balm to compare with Buck
lens Arnica Salve. It's the one perfec
healer of Cuts, Corns, Burns, Bruises
Sores, Scalds, Boils, Ulcers, Eczema
Salt Rheum. For Sore Eyes, Colo
Sores, Chapped hancs, or Sprains, it's
suprme Infallible for Piles. Only 25'
at Oberdorfers.
The Bourbon news., 1910-04-08
Queen e Crescent Route Excur.
SiOnS 1910

The first excursion of the season via
the Queen & Crescent Route to Cincin-
natl. o., will be operated Sunday.
April 10, 1910. Special train. For
full particulars call on Ticket Agent.
% at w. c. RINEARSON, G. P. A.
The Bourbon news., 1910-04-08
Where 1t Goes.

"That man made an immense for
tune out of a simple little invention. -
Indeed, What did he invent?"
Invent? Nothing, you dub. He was
the promoter!"
The Bourbon news., 1910-04-08
Hiqh Strung.

"AIy husband was very high strung
person." 'Yes; I've heard he, was hung
on Pixies ak"-Harper's.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

The home paper is always in
teresting to you, whether you
take it or not. Some people who
do not take the paper, borrow it
from their neighbor, and while
this inconvenience the neighbors
and themselves. 1t cannot help
but make us feel proud that they
really care enough for our paper
to walk half mile each week to
| get it and save three cents. II
shows that these people are econ.
omical and that when our adver-
tisers put an ad in our paper they
will be sure to read it carefully
and take in all the bargains. =
Exchange.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

Twenty-Five dollars month to
ayoung man, with board, lodging
and washing, on farm, is more
than the equivalent of $75 in a
city; besides if he desires educa-
ton, his opportunities are better
fosself instruction in the country
than they are in the town. Thou
sands of young men drift every
year into the cities with bright
hopes and startin with good pros
poets, and after years of hard.
work find themselves no better
off than when they started in;
whereas, had they remained on
the farm, they might have found
themselves happily settled and
thoroughly independent of the
vicissitudes of city life.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

Man born of a woman is little
persimmons and generally green.
His life might be divided into
four parts. AS he starts in, his
stomach is full of pains, black
berry balsam and paregoric, and
he winds up the first period by
stealing green apples and fishing
on Sunday. The second period
commencing at Is, rapidly passes
into the smart Aleck fever and
he learns to wear standing collar
smoke cigaretts, calls his father
the old man and goes with The
girls. At 81 after he has bank
rupted his father and blown il
every cent of his own, he finds 9
woman who is fool enough te
marry him and she takes in wash
ing until she is called away. The
last period he lives with his chill.
dren and tells of the big things
he did when a boy; and finally
he goes under, making a momen.
tary bubble on the sea of human
ity
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10
FRIDAY. JUNE 10, 1910.

eg-All who are due us ON subscription to the
amount of 81. or more will receive statement
TO that effect. Now You receive one don't take
it as as a dun" We mean no insult neither is
IL reflection upon your honesty. Yoa probably
don't know how you stand, and, If you are busy
you neglect such little matter. But It amoants
to big thing with u.s. And then the pesteffice
authorities say we can not send our paper to you
you get more than oneyear in arrears. II you
want THE TIMES we know you will not object to
paying for it and if you don't want it, tell us
so and we will stop it,
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

One man said in our office that
he had never taken a newspaper
and did not believe in them. We
asked him if he had seen the
comet yet, and he replied that he
had not been to town since they
got it. Do you want your chill
dren to grow upl like that? Then
don't take any newspaper. Gate
City Herald.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

President Taft seems to have
ruminated upon the hardness of
his lot until he agrees with a
character in a popular comedy
who blurts out, ooh, hell, no
body loves a fat man."
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

Here is an opportunity that you cannot sncs9'
to overlook. we nave 70 oner You Wilma tns
limits OF the great cabbage and potato growing
belt OF Southwest Virginia q iafn only eh mi
southeast OF Rural Retreat. The cabbage, 70
tato and stock center OF Southwest Nirsiufes
and one of the best markets for all KINDS OF farm
products In tno oniteu o'aev' ...
Four miles OF the roac ieaoins ous 70 .nls !sI ..
from nu ,aatd Soth for ssocE and vessss
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

The worst feature about the
visit of Halley's comet is the way
it caused people to lie about the
fierce looks of comets they saw in
their boyhood DAYS.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

AS proof that women are ex-
travagant we call your attention
to the fact that many a widow
does $50 worth of grieving over
the loss Of a 3O-cent man. Hill
City (Kan.) New Era.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

1t is with pleasure that we an
aounce to a shivering world that
the crop of June brides has not
been injured in the least by the
cold spring.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

A Chicago woman, aged 1O1
years, attributes her long life to
the fact that she lived on a farm
and had plenty to eat. We al
ways did contend that eating
was one of the main guy ropes
in keeping one out of the grave.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

It certainly will be nice to take
our grandchildren on our knee
and tell beautiful lies about the
length of the comets tail.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

A scientist now comes forward
and says that early rising is de-
trimental to health. He is our
favorite scientist.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

A Pennsylvania man says he
is running for congress because
he needs the money. Most men
run for congress in order to save
the country.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

Mr.. Bryan denies that he ever
thought Of making prohibition a
national issue. Evidently Mr..
Bryan realizes that some things
are impossible, even for him.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

A Tennessee farmer made a
noise like a squirrel to fool the
hunter. And the hunter made a
noise like an undertaken. Toledo
Blade.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

The childless pair miss a great
many of the real pleasurers of
life. For instance, the editor
and his better three-fourths have
missed bushel OF two of dark
yed measles.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

The comet will be blamed for
all the bad luck that may happen
to this generation. Some people
are even afraid that they may
never live to see it again.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

To be g graduate from the
university Of Hard Knocks is
about the best education that a
man can have.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

The most enrolling work a
woman can do is to be a home
maker and a good mother.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

The sweet young thing who pays
$40 for her shoes is one of the
few Chicago women who do not
hide their feet.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

Abe Lincoln said that you
couldn't fool all the people all
the time, but the weather bureau
comes blamed near doing it.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

Nearly everybody hopes to live
to be 100 years old. But how
many people in your neighbor-
hood has reached the century
mark?
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

Rural Retreat Drug Co. are exclusive
agents for the celebrated Nyal line Of
household remedies. Once tried always
used. Laxacoid tablets, Hot Springs
blood remedy. Sarsaparilla, hair tonic
SO little active liver pills for 25c. Corn
remover that remover thet will remove
YOUR corn, wart or bunion. Price Csc.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

What experience we had in the
counting business makes us envy
the Connecticut couple who have
just married after sparkling so
years.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

Don't always be talking about
your sickness or sorrow. People
have troubles enough of their
own.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

The chanticler craze may cause
fashion to substitute a string of
hens eggs for the pearl necklace.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

There is none SO ignortant as
the one who thinks he knows it
all.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

This is a queer world, but
there are others.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

tack the vital organs, causing catarrh OF
the bladder, brick-dust or sediment in
the urine, head ache, back ache, lame
back, dizziness, sleeplessness, nervous
ness, or the kidneys themselves break
down and waste away cell by cell.
Bladder troubles almost always result
from arrangement of the kidneys and
better health in that organ is obtained
quickest by proper treatment Of the kid
neys Swaanp.Root corrects inability to
hold urine and scalding pain in passing it,
and overcomes that unpleasant necessity
of being compelled to go often through
the day, and to get up many times during
the night. The mild and immediate effect
of Swamp Root, the great kidney remedy
is soon realized. It stands the highest be-
cause of its remarkable health restoring
properties. A trial will convince anyone.
Swamp-R Root is pleasant to take and 10
sold by all druggists in 6ffy-cent and
one-dollat size bottles. YOu may have
sample bottle and book that tells all
about it, both sent free by mail. Address,
DR.. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. =.
When writing mention reading this gen.
erous offer in this paper. DONE make
any mistake, but remember the name,
Swamp-R Root, ard don't let dealer sell
you something in place Of Swamp Root
If you do you will be disappointed.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

Don't fly off the handle too
easily. You are liable to hurt
yourself.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10
CHURCH DIRECTORY.
METHODIST CHURCH


Rev. j. T GUY, PASTOR.
Preaching every first Sunday at II g. M, and
sec',hd Sunday night
Sunday School every Sunday at 9 30
J. II. WILSON, Supt.
Prayer meeting Wednesday 2 D. n., with stud
les in the Gospel of st. John
Junior League meets at p m each Sunday.
The Senior League alta p m
Everybody cordially invited to all of these
services
LUTHERAN
REV. c. III. RHODES, PAsToR
Preaching every second and fourth Sundays at
II a. m. and 40 p. m.
Sunday School every Sunday at 9:45
DR.. A. B. 0RElNER, Supt
cordial invitation to all to attend these
services
PRESBYTERIAN.
REV. M. M. McFERRTN, PASTOR
Preaching every 3rd and 5th Sundays morning
and night
Sunday School at AS. C. e. CANNON. Supt
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

Wanted-Some real, old-fash-
Toned circus weather.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

If women want to vote, why
let them, but if men think less
of them for it, they will have to
take the consequences.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10
Woods Late
Seed Potatoes

are selected seed potatoes
carried in cold storage. so
as to supply them unsprout-
ed and in the best condition
for summer planting.
The best time to plant
Late Potatoes is in June or
early in July. to make the
largest yielding crops FOR
winter use or market.
Write for Woods Crop
Special" giving prices and
seasonable information a.
bout Late Potatoes and
other Seeds for Summer
Planting.
T. w. Wood g. Sons,
Seedsmen. Richmond. Va.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10
Smile and look pleasant, please

How are your cowkimbers do
ing?
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10
SECRET SOCIETIES

MT. AIRY LODGE NO. 22S, Ancient Free
communications on the second Saturday. night
in each month at 80 m
Visiting bretheren, in good standing. always
welcome
VIII. SPRINKLE. WIN
j. H. WILSON. SECRETARY
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10
The Cause Of Many
Sudden Deaths.

prevaliang IN this
Is because so decep-
tive. Many sudden
deaths are caused
by it-heart dis
ease. pneumonia,
heart failure or
apoplexy are often
the result of kid
ney disease. If
kidney trouble is
a1lowedto advance
neutrality-suspicious.
ed blood will at
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

JENNINGS HUDDLE 8 BROWN.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

+ itered at the Postoifice at Rural Retreat, Va
as second class matter Aug. 4. 1908.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1910-06-10

j. H. WILSON, SECRETARY
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-06-27
DECLARES WASHINGTON AND
IDAHO WILL SOON BE DRY

Spokane. Wash.-Boyd +. Doty,
head of the anti-saloon league in the
state of Washington. and William j..
Herwig. superintendent of the league
i'm Idaho. declare that both common
wealths will be dry before the close
Of 1911 The former said also that
the province of British Columbia will
be- saloonless within a few years, ad-
ding that then the only wet" border
OF the state will be the Pacific ocean.
They expect the liquor interests to
make a hard fight. but believe that
no candidate for the legislature will
take a chance against the voters. Mr.,
Doty says that the league needs nine
senators to win this year while Mr..
Herwig claims that only 100 saloons
are left in Idaho, where 16 of the 23
counties are dry. Boise is the only
one of the 13 cities in the state hav-
ing a population of more than 500
that is in the "wet" column. he said,
adding, "and 25O,000 of the estimated
population of 100000 live in dry
territory. The league will endeavor
to get the next legislature to outlaw
all saloons"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-06-27
HOLDS
LIVELY ELECTION
PRINCIPAL or SCHOOLS
BONE or CONTENTION
Lively Fray Wagcd in Election of
Dircctor-lnti-Rcid Faction Wins
Girl Victim Of Thrown Rock
short News Notes.
Especial Correspondence }

Heppner, June 25.-Heppner was
the scene of a very lively school cleo
ton this week. The bone Of conten-
ton in the fray was Prof d. V. s.
Reid who for some years past has
been principal Of the Heppner schools.
The candidate for director on the
Reid side of the controversy was
George Noble, and on the anti-Reid,
T.. G. Marquardsen A total of 169
votes were cast, Marquardsen receiv-
ing los votes and Noble 81. c. f.
Woodson was reelected school clerk.
Mr.. Earnest Wyland and Miss Ora
Devin were married Sunday at the
home Of the brides parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. ]. NJ. Devin of Heppner. Rev.
Davis of the Baptist church, officiat-
ing.
Miss Mabelle Cameron and Miss
Eliza Love left the latter part of the
week for Corvallis. where they will
take the summer normal course at
the agricultural college.
Miss Leah Minor who has been
spending the past year in Portland,
returned home Tuesday.
Glenn and Alva Jones, Maurice
Smead. 10y Turner. Ivan Severance
and Miss Maybry Currin returned this
week from Corvallis where they have
| been attending echool.
Superintendent Notsons' daughter
was the victim of a painful accident
this week. A stone thrown by her
small brother struck her in the fore
| head causing such a painful wound
that it was necessary for her to come
! in from the mountains where the
family are spending the summer, tc
! have ii dressed.
Judge II. ]. Bean and G.. w. Phelps
came over from Pendleton this week
and convened a term of circuit court
The term was very short, however
only a few civil cases coming up fol
hearing.
Little Blanche Minor, daughter o
! c. 4. Minor, was thrown from {
horse yesterday receiving an ugly Gu
on the leg, which necessitated sever
al stitches being taken.