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The Robesonian., 1910-01-27

HOPE MILLS NEWS,
Improving Sidewalks Fl o tel
Changes Name and Proprie-
tors-Toy Boiler Explodes.

Changes Name and Proprie-
tors-Toy Boiler Explodes.
Correspondence of The Robesonian.
Hope Mills, Jan. 25-Mr. G.
w. Stancill is at Goodwin holding
temporary position as telegraph
operator.
Mr.. H. C. Worrels has accept
ed position with the Hope Mills
Mfg. Co. as superintendent of
the machine shops
The town commissioners have
greatly improved the sidewalks
in the business part of the town.
We hope this good work will be
continued.
Rev. j. M. Harris, of Harris
burg, will preach in the Presby-
terian chuch next Sunday night
at 7::30 o'clock.
Preaching services will be con-
Quoted in the Methodist church
Sunday morning at II O'Clock by
the pastor, Rev. ]. d. Pegram.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. C. Black.
of Gulfport, Miss, who had
been visiting their son, Mr.. J.
d. Black, Of this place, have
returned to their home.
The Central hotel, formerly
kown as the Hope Mills inn, is
now under the control Of Messrs.
T. N. and j. M. Slack, from
Seagrove, Randolph county. These
young gentlemen are energetic
and aggressive, and are sparing
nothing to make their hotel up-to-
date and first-class in every re-
spect. Mr.. G.. Fl. Adams, who
for some time had been propritor
Of the Hope Mills inn, last week
retired from the hotel business
and moved with his family to the
, Holt-Morgan village. where he
and his daughter. Miss Fannie,
have accepted positions in the
. mill as weavers. The people of
this town and community great
ly regret to lose Mr., Adams anC
his family from their midst.
) Rev. D. W. Arnold, Of Cros
7 we'll, will preach at the graded
school building Sunday Afternoon
{ at 3 o'clock. Rev. Mr.. Arnolt
V is coming under the auspices of
the Woodmen of World, and viii
f deliver a sermon on Woodcraft
A treat is in store for those VIII
S hear him. Everybody is cordial
ly invited.
: Three little boys, two sons o
Mr.. Enoch Deaver and a chill,
named Johnnie Brown, Saturday
], January 18th. were playing wit!
a toy engine, to which they la!
f attached a boiler made of a car
V bide can of several gallons cap
S acity. The boiler exploded
= scalding Fred Deaver and John
ME Brown. Johnnie Brown wa
scalded very badly. but is improv
= ing. we are glad to report.
1t is hoped that many of ou
people will attend the big educa
tional rally at Lumberton.
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Temporary Heat Qufckl,

Did you stop think OF the many ways In ~As.h
peecf oil heater OF value? II you sleep With yo- -
dow In winter you sufficient from a iii
while you undfess night, and then oH Annv
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-07-14
THE FAT MAN.
Sleeps Better and Is More Cheerful
Than Lean Brother.

Sleeps Better and Is More Cheerful
Than Lean Brother.
Despite the fact that julius Cesar.
through his authoritative spokesman
Shakespeare, expressed a preference
for men of flesh, "sleek-headed men,
and such as sleep O. nights" succeed
ing degenerate ages have shown dis.
position to admire the lean and poke
fun at the fat man.
Women are not to be considered.
Forever inscrutable, while the prevail
ing fashion of their dress would seem
to indicate their admiration Of slen.
derness In their own sex, it by ne
means follows that they are attracted
to the bean-pole type of man. SINH
larry, when sex is considered, man
himself Is of various taste; Turkish
woman who is not absolutely fat is
Turkish woman destitute OF charm.
The subject is a broad one, with many.
and historical aspects, from the time
when Peshurun, as we read In Deuter
onomy, "waxed fat and kicked"
Just now 1t is given serious and
very interesting discussion by Dr.
George NJ. Niles, in the Journal of the
American Medical Association. Every
one is aware of the value of fat as a
source Of energy for the development
of heat. That phase of the fat mans
condition may be passed by. Another
one Is of larger importance. Says Dr.
Niles:
1T has been commonly known from
the earliest antiquity that fat people
are more contented, more optimistic.
than lean ones, and that their view
point of life in general is largely gov
erned by this prosaic attribute. Now,
might compare the supply Of fat to the
ample bank account of a busy and
provident man. That he possesses this
surplus does not prevent him from
diligently following his usual avoca-
ton (sic). but the knowledge OF its
presence lends a mental satisfaction
that would be absent were he living
right up to his daily income"
This may be true; who can say? 1t
is so easy to generalize and, as a mat
ter of fact. so impossible to be certain
about such things. One might particu.
larize through column or two and
arrive at no definite conclusion. Napo-
| leon was fat little man and infinitely
greater than the lean Wellington; DR..
Johnson and Gibbon were grossly fat,
but Emerson and Carlyle were bare to
| the bone And so forth.
One thing, at least, seems clear; the
fat man may not be as spry on his
| feet as his lean brother; he may not
as a rule, be as agile OF mind. but he
eats a better meal and enjoys a
sounder sleep. He is more cheerful;
his laugh Is hes.rtier. In fact, some
of him have laughed and grown fat
And then, again and finally, it is prob
ably easier to be fat and get lean than
to be lean and get fat.-Philadelphia
| Press.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-07-14

immediate party landed, they were
whisked away in White Steamers to
the home of Mrs. Douglas Robinson at
433 Fifth avenue. A little later, when
the procession reached the corner of
F'ifty-ninth street and Fifth avenue.
Colonel Roosevelt a ;ain showed his
preference for the motor car in gen.
eral and the White cars in particular.
when he, Cornelius Vanderbilt and Cob
lector Loeb transferred from their car
riage to White Steamers, which were
in waiting for them.
After luncheon at Mr.. Robinson'S
house, the entire party, including
Colonel Roosevelt, again entered White
cars and were driven to Long Island
City, where they were to take a spe-
cial train to the ex-Presidents home
at Oyster Bay.
The supremacy of the White cars
with the Roosevelt party was again
demonstrated on Sunday, when the
party was driven to church In the
White Steamers, and group of some
forty prominent Rough Riders were
taken in a White Gasoline Truck to .
clambake at the Travers island club
house of the New York Athletic Club.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-07-14

After fifteen months absence, exact
ly as scheduled, Colonel Theodore
Roosevelt disembarked from the Kali
serin Auguste Victoria, Saturday morn
ing, June Is, at II a. n. To the keen
disappointment of a large group of
newspaper correspondents, Mr.. Roose-
welt absolutely refused, as heretofore,
to be interviewed or to talk on politi-
cal subjects, but his rapid fire of ques-
tons showed the same virile interest
in public affairs as before.
II the welcome rendered by the
vast throng may be considered a
criterion upon which to base "re-
turn from Elba," surely there was no
discordant note in the Immense recep-
tion-parade, nor in the wildly clamor-
Gus crowd which cheered at every
glimpse and hung on his very word.
The incidents of the day in New
York were many, but perhaps none
better illustrated the nervous energy
and vitality of the man, the n~ar-nania
to be up-and-doing, which he has
brought back to us, than the discard
ing of horses and carriages for the
swifter and more reliable automobiles
The moment the Roosevelt family and
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-07-14
She Poured the Ten.

She poured the tea. All, she was fair
AS, urn In hand, she neared my chair
And stopped my waiting cup to fill.
The while / sensed wond'rous
thrill
For such a fragrance filled the air.
Twas not the tea; her hayward hair
Just brushed my cheek, and fingered
there;-
How could / calmly wait until
She poured the tea?
To steal kiss who would not dare?
II one, who would not steal a pair?
stole them, as a fellow will.
And sensed a warmer feeling still,
Tho not of heart, for that's not where
She poured the tea!
Louise Schneider, in Puck
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-07-14

We're ready to quit. After sending
two perfectly rhymed. carefully scan
ned, pleasurably sentimental pieces of
poetic junk to seventeen magazines
and having them returned seventeen
times, we turn to the current issue of
new monthly and find a "pome"
modelled after Kipling's Vampire"
and in which home is supposed to
rhyme with alone. run on page eleven
with all the swell curlycues ordinarily
surrounding a piece of real art. II
poetizing is gift We are convinced
that this poets must have been. AS
for us, we are on our way to the wood
shed to study the psychology of the
OK or any other old thing that hasn't
to do with selling poetry to maya
zines
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-07-14
The Miser of Sac Harbor.

Economy" said Daniel w. Field.
the millionaire shoe manufacturer OF
Boston, who at the age of forty-five
has entered Harvard, economy is es-
sential to wealth, but by economy |
don't mean niggardliness.
Too many men fail to attain to
wealth because they practise a
cheeseparing and mean economy that
gets everybody down on them.
They practise, in fact. an economy
like that of old William Brewster of
Sag Harbor William, you know, would
never buy oysters because he couldn't
eat shells and all"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-07-14
Controlled Newspapers.

The Atchison Globe says that no aG-
vertiser has ever tried to control its ed
itorial policy, the remark being occa-
stoned by the charge often made nova
days, that the big advertisers direct
the editorial policy of newspapers.
The experience of the Globe is the
experience of most newspapers. The
merchant who does a great deal of adj
veTtising is more interested in the cir
culation department of newspaper
than in the editorial department. If a
daily paper goes to the homes of the
people, and is read by them, he is salts
fed, and it may chase after any theory
or fad. for all he cares. He has troubles
of his own, and he isn't trying to shoul-
der those of the editorial brethren.
There are newspapers controlled by
people outside of the editorial rooms,
and a good many of them, mores the
pity: but the people exercising that
control are not the business men who
pay Ineir money for advertising space.
The newspapers which are established
for political purposes are often con-
trolled by chronic officeseekers, whose
first concern Is their own interests.
There are newspapers controlled by
great corporations, and the voice of
such newspapers Is always raised in
protest against any genuine reform.
The average western newspaper usu-
ally is controlled by its owner, and he
| is supposed to be in duty bound to make
all sorts of sacrifices at all sorts of
| times; there are people who consider
| it his duty to insult his advertisers,
| just to show that he is free and indie
| pendent. If he shows decent respect
for his patrons, who pay him their
money, and make ii possible for him to
| carry on the business, he is 'subsi-
died" or Controlled" The newspaper
| owner is business man, like the dry
| goods man or the grocer. The mer-
chants are expected to have considera-
ton for their customers, and they are
not supposed to be subsidized by the
| man who spends five dollars with
them, but the publisher is expected to
| demonstrate his courage by showing
| that he is ungrateful for the patron
| age of his friends. 1t is funny CON-
bination when you think 1t over
| Emp0ria Gazette.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-07-14

She had hung the little wooden pig
gin under the drip Of the spring and
IL was full and running over But
when he had lifted ii on. for her, she
rinsed and emptied 1t.
Il just set il there 10 cool some" she
explained. I'm goin' up to Sunday
Rock afte' huckleberries. Come and
so long with me. Tom
He assented with a willingness as
eager as it was unaccountable. If she
had asked him to do much less rea-
soEable thing, he was not sure that he
could have refused.
And as they went together through
the wood, spicy with the June fra
grances. questions like those OF the
boyhood time thronged on him, and he
welcomed them as return of at least
one of the vanished thrills-and was
grateful to her.
When they were fairly under the
overhanging cliff face of Sunday Rock,
she darted away. laughing at him over
her shoulder, and daring him to follow
her along a dizzy shelf halfway up
the crag; a narrow ledge, perilous for
a mountain goat.
This, as he remembered later. was
the turnlng-polnt IN her MOOD. In I'm
agination he saw her try 1t and fail;
saw her 1.-THE. shapely beauty lyins
broken and mangled at the cliffs foot;
and in three bounds he mad her fast
loeked in his restraining arms. She
stfove with him at first, like wres-
Ting boy, laughing and haunting him
with being afraid for himself. Then
Tom Gordon, clean-hearted as yet
did not know precisely what happened
Suddenly she stopped struggling anf
lay painting in his arms, and quite us
suddenly he released her.
Mani" he said, in a swiftly sub
merging wave OF tenderness, Il didn't
go to hurt you!"
She sank down on a stone at mis-
feet and covered her face with heI
hands. But she was up again AM
turning from him with eyes downcas
before he could comfort her.
ITO be continued)
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-07-14
Watch YOUR Refr;oerator.

You'll save many a doctors bill by
watching your refrigerator. Keep 1t
absolutely clean all the time. The best
way to clean 1t is to take clean hot
water, make a suds with Easy Task
soap and wash every nook and corner
in the ice box or refrigerator. Then
the food doesn't get smelly and carry
disease germs to the table. Easy Task
soap, being made of pure cocoanut oil,
borax, naphtha and clean tallow. is an
tiseptic as well as cleansing. 1t is a
wonderful soap-and q nickel a cake.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-07-14
In the Suburbs.

'Are you going to have a garden
this summer?"
Il think not"
Aren't you going to try to raise
anything?"
"Oh, yes; I'm trying to raise the
mortgage"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-07-14

AS a result of the compulsory adop-
ton of safety devices by railroads q
great saving of life among railroad en-
ployes is shown. In 1893 one out of
every $40 men employed in car cod-
ping was killed and one in 13 was In
jured; whereas, in 1908, one out OF
9S3 was killed and one out of 62 was
injured-an increase in the factor Of
safety against death OF 1916 and
against injury of 377.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-07-14
Where Customs Man Fell.

If that customs inspector had
known ever so little about fashions
and the style of clothing people are
wearing he wouldn't have spent so
much time wrangling over the ques-
ton whether / ought to pay duty on
that old green Elton jacket" said a
young woman just through with the
ordeal of an inspection. Now
bought that thing the last time | was
over and brought 1t with me when
LETT here last fall, but it still has the
label OF the Paris maker. The in
spector insisted that / bought it in
Paris this time. That's absurd If
he had been up in fashions he would
have known without stopping to think
that Elton jackets have been worn five
years at least"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-07-14
Cost of Spontaneity.

Il want the Office. of course" said
the aspiring statesman, but not un-
less am the peoples choice"
I'VE can fix that, too" said his cam
paign manager; "only you know it's
a good deal more expensive to be the
peoples choice than it is to go in as
the compromise candidate"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-07-14
The Diplomat and the Cat.

In the biography OF Oscar Browning
1t is related that Lore Odo Russell.
British papal ambassador in 1S4S. told
him of the most delicate affair he had
ever adjusted. The exiled queen of
Naples. an excellent pistol shot, lived
near Cardinal Antonelli's mother. the
houses standing back to back. On the
top OF the boundary wall between the
gardens used to parade a magnificent
Persian cat. the property of the cardi-
nails mother.
THE queen, who rose very early.
saw the cat one morning, and the
temptation was too strong for her. She
fired, and 1t fell The excitement vas
tremendous. the chanceries of the
Holy City were overwhelmed with cor
respondence, but the affair was at
last composed by the efforts of Odo
Russell, the universal peacemaker
He told me that up to that time the
two most difficult affairs which had
fallen to his lot to arrange were the
embodiment OF General Fox (who had
been challenged by the French COM
lnandant) and the murder OF Cardi-
Gal Antonelli's mothers cat"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-07-14
"Foot.Tabs for Foot Tubs.
Artistic Iemnerament.

Hamlet seemed to speak with au-
thority in his advice to the players"
Yes" replied Mr.. Stormington
Barnes, although he was rather quiet
and patient. But in his other scenes
he was as nervous and irascible as a
regular stage manager"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-07-14
Chamberlain I'm Gungawamp

Hank stubbs-Sime Hadley hez
moved all his henhouses an chicken
coops into his front yard an onto his
front piazzy.
Bige Miller-Yes. Slime thought ez
how 1t would make great hit with
folks looking for summer board-Bos-
ton Herald.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-07-14
Behind the Times.

And you turned him down."
Il should say | did, He's too old
fashioned for me-"
"How's that?"
when he asked me to marry him
he asked me if | loved him. The
ideal"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-07-14
TAKE a FooT.eArH TONIGHT

After dissolving one or two Aliens Foot
Tabs (Antiseptic tablets for the foot-bath)
in the water. 1t will take out all soreness,
smarting and tenderness, remove foot
odors and freshen the feet. Aliens Foot
Tabs instantly relieve WEAKNESS and
sweating or iniamed feet and hot nerv-
BUSINESS of the feet at night. Then for
comfort throughout the day shake Aliens
Ease the antiseptic powder into your
shoes Sold everywhere 25c. Avoid sub
stitutes. Samples of Aliens Foot-Tabs
mailed FREE or our regular size sent py
mail for 25c. Address Allen S. Olmsted.
Leroy, N. Y.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-07-14
CHAPTER TX.

Fer the first few vacation days Tom
rose with the sun and lived with the
Industries, marking all the later expan-
sive strides and sorrowing keenly that
he had not been present to see them
taken in detail
One morning he ran plump into
the Major, stalking grandly along the
tfie-paved walk and smoking war
time eheroot of preposterous length.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-07-14
An Answer in Kind.

How did the trouble in the family
start?"
The wife, 1t seems. got tired Of her
husbands heavy wit"
why didn't she simply make
light retort?"
She did. She threw the lamp at
him."
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-07-14
carina for the Baby.

Old Lady-Wkat a nice boy. to
watch your little brother SO care
fully!
Nice Boy-Yes, 'um. He just swal-
lowed a dime and I'm afraid of kid
napers.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-07-14
Chean Wireless.

Got a wireless message from my
son in California yesterday"
Clear from the Pacific coast? Won
derful! Must have cost a lot?"
only a cent. He used postal
PHILADELPHIA Ledger.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-07-14
Joke on the Mnlf

Scribbles-I have just rented a
house In the suburbs that has five en-
frances.
Dribbles-That was a wise move.
Scrlbbles-Why do you think so7
Dribbles-Well, FIVE outside doors
to a house eight to keep the wolf
guessing for VII.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-07-14

Church-Does your neighbor play
that cornet without notes?
Gotham-Yes; but not without com.
ments.-Yonkers Statesman.