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The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-09
G O n TIN u f D
.F K o -
p A G f O n f.
THE LAUGHTER

the other person while the eyes
scrutinized whatever secrets of
countenance might be unveiled by
the flash of merriment.
Secretary of War Dickinson has
a raucous sort of laugh, although it
is not especially distinctive. 1t is
much the same as that of any big
man who can take pleasure in a
funny story, but it does not always
indicate mirthful temperament.
Secretary Of the Navy Meyer is
not man of mirth. His laugh is a
quiet one, such as would not cause
any head to turn in the best or
dered drawing room, but he has the
power of emitting 1t at the proper
moment. He can lean back in his
chair from the knottiest problem,
unrinkle his forehead and give a
mirthful, amiable, velvety little rip
pie which quite suits the occasion.
Uncle Jim Wilson, secretary of
agriculture. and grandfather of the
cabinet has a nice, well defined,
western Iowa laugh when the idea
strikes him. 1t is very character
istic sort Of uneuphonious utter
ance. 1t comes forth unbidden by
circumstance, is not very loud and
depends entirely upon the secre-
tary's inward state Of being. He
laughs when he pleases.
Attorney General Wickersham is
far different from Bonaparte, his
predecessor, who often chuckled to
himself whenever the popular voice
happened to be lambasting him. 1t
was a quiet. confidential sort of
chuckle, apparently not meant for
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-09

American trees has been such as
to afford some astonishing spec
tacles to the average American WIS.,
itor.
In the Trippstadt forest, in Rhen-
ish Bavaria, there is a forest OF
white pine, the oldest trees OF
which are 100 years old. These
trees are now from 20 to 33 inches
in diameter, breast high. This for
est covers 10000 acres, and its an
nual sustained yield is 2,2S0,00O
feet, which at an average of about
$40 a thousand nets tidy sum.
In the Odenwald there is another
white pine forest, also 120 years
old. There are other white pine
forests, near Heidelberg and Isen-
burg.
All these forests, under the Ger
man system of forestry, the most
scientific in the world give a
steady annual yield of fuel or tim
Der without suffering any deterio-
ration.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-09
WOMAN PLAINTIFF
~ Is FORCED TO HIRE
asas PRIVATE DETECTIVE
1 y. srNs

When II becomes necessary to
hire a private detective to guard
the person of plaintiff in a suit
in the superior court from attack
within the temple of Justice, the en-
forcement of law in Spokane county
seems to have fallen into bad hands.
- This is the experience every day
of Mrs. Philomena Bruno, who is
suing her husband, Frank Bruno,
for divorce. Her case is on trial
in Judge Webster's court and q
private detective named Kelly is at
the side of Mrs. Bruno every mo-
ment of the day except when he
goes to meals, during which inter-
val the woman is guarded by two of
her Italian friends.
''If l were sheriff of Spokane
county" said a court attache today,
I'll guarantee you that there would
be no private detectives needed to
guard the persons of litigants with.
in these walls. / would search and
disarm every Italian that enters the
building, If 1t became necessary, to
protect the woman in this case. AL
most any time you will find three
or four deputy sheriffs downstairs
with their feet cooked up on the
tables, yet here in the same build.
ing it is necessary to hire a private
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-09

BERLIN, Germany. Sept. O.
Forty-five American students of
forestry have recently completed
a four-month tour of the forests of
Germany. They come from the
Biltmore Forest school in North
Carolina. They come to Germany
just as American students of mu-
sic come to Berlin or Vienna to
study music, because they can find
here the highest manifestation of
applied forestry, just as the music
students can find the best the
world has to offer in the way of
musical instruction.
These boys came over to see the
best experimental plots of Ameri-
can trees in the world, also the
Oldest forest plantation of Ameri-
can trees in the world.
The Germans were good forest
ers before America was discovered.
They early saw the possibilities of
native American trees, especially
of the white pine, and thus today
one can find in Germany splendid
stands of white pine trees that
We're planted as long ago as 1890.
SO the American boys from the
American School of Forestry have
been busy visiting German forests,
giving particular attention to the
German way of handling American
trees, such as white pine, Douglass
fir, SequOia, western yellow pine,
yellow cedar, Sitka spruce and
white fir. The Germans have been
busy with all these varieties of
trees and their success in produc-
ing dense forests of straight, tall
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-09
DYING AND 18 DAYS
WITHOUT FOOD
(ey United Press Leased Wire,

by United Press Leased Wire)
PORTLAND, Ore, Sept. 9.-Dy-
ing from the ravages of tubercu-
losis and starvation, John c. Gus
tafson was removed to a sanator-
ium today from a room in cheap
lodging house, where he had re-
manned without food for is days.
The man was discovered late last
night by patrolman According
to Gustafsons whispered state
ments he contracted the disease
two years ago. He sought relief
in the southwest without success,
and finally returned to Portland.
Three weeks ago he decided to
adopt the starvation method of
Graduating the tubercular germ
from his system. He rented a small
back room and the proprietor of the
place forgot about his guest until
last night, when the police were
called and the door broken in.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-09
DON'T WANT TO
TELL THE TRUTH

Anti-union employers in Massa-
chusetts have given notice that they
intend to test the Morrill, law, which
requires that in advertising for help
during strikes the bosses tell the
truth about the conditions prevail
ing. Such a law was knocked out
by the courts in Illinois about
year ago, and the Bay state bosses
believe they can duplicate the per-
Torrance
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-09
RIVAL FOR PACIFIC MAIL.
(By United Press Leased Wire)

SAN FRANCISCO, Sept. "a
rival for the Pacific Mail Steamship
company is soon to enter the field
Steamships under charter to Bates
& Cheesebrough will begin plying
between San Francisco and the
Isthmus of Panaman with New
York and European freight October
/. Others will be put on between
New York and Colon.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-09

detective to guard a woman who is
suing her husband for divorce.
1T begins to look as il Justice is
pretty rotten at the Spokane county
court house. l am ready to swear
that everything The Press has said
is true, and that the half has never
been told"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-09
NEW YORK WORLD ATTACKING
ROOSEVELT'S SUGAR TRUST STAND
10y United Press Leased WIre)

NEW YORK, 9-The prints the first
series Of articles receiver Of the Penn
syvan Sugar Refining that Theodore Roose
when he president refused the sugar trust
The articles being written OF Roosevets at
tack on the supreme court Of the United stass
According the that asked
Roosevelt Charles proceed
against the trust Both refused
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-09
Buy Fall Shoes From New
Lines at 1000 Off

THERE is soc of quality and style every pair of
ems shoes in this stock than buy in the ordinary
shoe stores at $3.50 s. But if yon tomorrow you
choose from all these broad high quality lines and
per of what You pay 1t something!
high fui
less
will be hereto he a scount Of
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-09-09
Many Other New Garments


III TITLE enameled brooches
- and many other kinds of
small ones. Chantecler brooches
and many other kinds of medium
sized ones. Big brooches of rose
gold, green metal, oXidized or sill
yer finish set with imitation
lapis lazuli, amethyst, sapphire,
ruby, garnet, bloodstone, emer-I
aid.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-07-01

At the conference of the Boards of
Trade and other civic bodies held at
Newark, June 2Sth, 1910, resolutions
were adopted looking towards an in
vestigation as to legality and justice
Of proposed and other increases of
railroad, passenger and freight rates,
and committee was appointed to de-
wise ways and means to accomplish
this end.
Naturally the present proposed in-
crease of Communication rates in New
York City was the important question
to the majority of those present, and
there was some effort to have the
meeting endorse the demand on Gov
ernor Fort to call special session of
the Legislature, but it was finally de-
cided that this was not in line with
the call of the meeting and that i -~was
b. est to avoid political complications.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-07-01
School Teacher Married

Announcement is made of the mar
riage Of John Hoagland OF Sand Brook
and Miss Anna Adele Hunt OF Stock
tan. Mr.. Hoagland is popular busl-
ness man of his town while the bride Is
a well.known school teacher. After a
honeymoon at Atlantic City they will
make their home at Sand Brook.
Mrs George V Hunt and daughter
Catherln spent Friday with relatives IN
Frenchtown.
]. B. Sleler of Bristol spent Wednes-
day here.
Miss Grace Person was Friday
visitor to Trenton.
A. ?. Kerr was recent visitor to
New York City.
Miss Nellie Smith spent Friday in
Trenton.
Miss Katherine v O'Rcurke is at
East Orange for a few days.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-07-01

ln accordance with promise, made
at the beginning of the summer sea-
son at Taylor Opera House, to give
the patrons of this famous old place of
amusement the best of modern plays
at popular prices, Louis Leon Hall
announces for next week Nat Good
wins greatest success, "A Gilded
Fool" Bringing with it a reputation
of having played almost every city of
any size in this country, the piece
ought to score tremendous hit. The
play is uniquely original aud the
humorous situations are presented in
rapid-tlre order.
MIR, Hall will enact the role Of the
fool made famous by Mr.. Goodwin,
and the other members Of the cast
will be seen in parts that fit their in
diyidual talents.
"A Gilded Fool" will be presented
at Taylor's all next week with matin-
ees tuesday, Wednesday, Friday and
Saturday. On Friday afternoon Mr..
Hall will hold his regular weekly re-
ception to which all are invited to at
tend. Souvenirs will be distributed
and refreshments will be served by
the Hildebrecht Catering Company.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-07-01
Knights of Columbus Entertained

On Tuesday evening about hun
dred members of Trenton Council,
No. $50, Knights of Columbus, came
up by special trolley and were enter
tanned by the Lambertyille members
of the Council. From the trolley they
were escorted to the club rooms over
Solliday's store. Addresses were
made by Mayor William j. ledger
and the Rev. William II. Lynch, OF
this city, and by former Graud Knight
Edward O'Hara. John Dullard. Will
liam Ryan, Edward Kelley. William
Cleary and William j. Tobin. Fol-
lowing pleasant time together at the
club room the Knights went to Liver
tons restaurant. where fine COLA
ton was spread. Upon their return
the Trenton members declared the
Lambertville Knights TO be most ex-
cellent hosts.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-07-01

Chief Geo w Arnett made visit
to the Firemen's home by invitation at
Boonton, N. ;, it being the 10th ami
versary of the home. Mr.. Arnett spent
a very enjoyable and profitable day
with the manager of the home, which
was instituted 10 years ago by the
Honorable Presidents Burd, Spenser
and others, it being worthy cause.
There are 60 inmates, consisting OF
old and disabled Firemen of our state,
there cannot be words enough OF praise
for such home The city of Boonton
and the fire department celebrated the
event and invited all the neighbor de-
partments to take part, there was at
least IS departments, or at least 5000
iremen in line. The chief was highly
entertained and enjoyed the day.
The home is located on beautiful
mountain surrounded by fine shrubbery
and lawns, everything to make it at
tractive and comfortable, and is supp
orted by small appropriation from the
state and these hremen.
In 1903 and 1904 the Chief was
vice president of the New Jersey Fire :
mems Association from the 4th dis
trict.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-07-01
THE PLAN.

The LAMBERTvILLE RECORD will send five young ladies
personally conducted twelveday vacation tour OF
New York City and the Beautiful Islands of Bermuda,
1.-THE land Of the Lily and the Rose with every Of
the expenses paid by this from the time of leaving
representative who will look after their comfort and
pleasure The membership Of this party will be determn
ed by popular vote OF readers and for this
Lambertve, New Hope and adjacent towns and territory
have been devded into four districts described this
page The four district winners who receive the largest
total vote will be awarded the trips from their respective
districts The district winner having the largest vote OF
all will be allowed to select chaperon for the trip she
making the fifth lady in the party.
coupon will be printed in each issue of The RECORD,
which will be good for vote when properly filled out.
Cash subscriptions will be entitled to votes in proportion
to the length Of time for which they paid
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-07-01

be a banker. but my rents KEEP loadin'
me up with deposits. an l sort OF got
! one bank after another-darn it!-coun-
try banks-the boys run 'em. l came
here to have a quiet time in my own
way. an see how / make out. They
wanted me to put on style. They reck-
oned / was going to when l bought
this place. l could slick up an go to
stockholders meetin's, an the boys
never knowed. An jest as got things
right Caroline's man dies, an here she
comes to take care Of me! shan't be
allowed to earn a cent by workin' for
Witherspoon, an it brought me into
such society. Them jags is mighty nice
fellers, some Of EN-"
II thank you" said Craighead, with
an excess of manner. And as for your
being condemned by family pride to
sterile uselessness, it is truly shame.
But is Caroline relativeY
''Unly daughter" answered Mr.. Wad-
dy. Come to live with me. Settin'
things to rights"
''Mr. Waddy." said Craighead. bear
up under this. 1t may be for the best
And let us take up Mr.. Carscns great
project for monopolizlng aviation.
have long believed that some one
would turn up with the machine to
subordinate all others, but since the
time of Santos Dumont. Farman and
the Wrights aerial navigation has
made no real progress. Nj Carson is
the genius. We offer you the unique
chance to be with us comaster of the
world. Mr. Carson will be glad to ex-
plain his aeronef."
II wun't put n cent in itv' said Mr..
Waddy.
Carson's heart sank.
Certainly not" replied Craighead.
as II Mr. Waddy's refusal were the
most natural thing In the world. until
you have ciphered the thing down to
brass nails. And then But tell Mr.
Waddy about 1t. Mr.. Carson. You need
not enter into the offers of millions we
have had and spurned Just describe
the machine"
Carson switched on the lights, and
they gathered about the table.
CHAPTER VIII.
MIR. wADDY INVESTS.
" HE young man talked slowly.
Once in awhile Mr. Waddy in
terjected a question which
evinced intelligent comprehen-
sion Of the heart of Carson's explana-
ton. Carson explained that his aero
nef differed from all others In having
wings like a birds, which did not flap,
like those of the absurd orthopters and
yet used half their surface in beating
the air with straight thrust like that
Of an oar In water
Don't yeh use serews?' asked Wad-
dy
Not at ALL" answered Carson. 1.-THE
screw can never be effective, because
1t strikes with slant. 1t will do in
water, but air requires more effec-
tive thrust When your propeller
blade moves at hundred miles an
hour. say. you have lift Of thirty
pounds to the square foot of surface
with the direct stroke. But the surface
Of the screw
Now, how dye figger that?"
Carson repeated laboriously.
why" said Carson, II can lift
weights that none of the other airships
can stir and fly off like an eagle with a
fish"
The farmer-banker and the inventor
were so absorbed that they scarcely
noticed the entrance of messenger
from the institute with message
from Mr.. O'Grady asking IL Mr.. Craig
head would step outside for moment
nor Craigheads withdrawal and re-
turn
1.-The direction of the blow of the
propeller" said Carson. ais under per-
Continued
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-07-01
ALL THE HOME NEWS
Events of Interest Picked Up by Our
Local Editor.
CITY STORE NOTES.
Happenings That Will Entertain the
Readers of The Record at Home
and Aroad. Notes About
People You Know

Alfred L. Pierson and wife have been
spending two weeks in Milwaukee.
For monumental work, go to
Harry X. Kramer, Corner Bridge
and Franklin streets.
Miss Mary A. Hoff has returned to
Lambertville after delightful visit OF
four weeks with Easton relatives.
Can you use rubber stamp in
your business2 Let us know.
THORNTON. 40 Buttonwood street.
Mrs. Clara Miller spent Wednesday
in Bristol
Delightful Sundaes at Shamalia's.
Mrs. George Massey spent day in
Philadelphia this week
The old reiable-L. b. G. bread.
Winfield Sproat, OF Phillipsbnrg is
visiting here.
--Lambertville Puffs, are ever
growing in public favor Kline & Sons
sell them.
Miss Belle Lawshe, OF Stockton, is
visiting in this city.
The perfection of Baking-L. b.
q. Bread.
Mrs. Joseph Sebold was taken to the
home for incurables at Atlantic City
yesterday.
First class Fire Insurance only
IN the leading companies OF the world
at the old established agency in the
Solliiay Building.
e. II. HoLooMBE.
Rev. +. parklin, of Philadelphia will
speak in the Delaware Grove Sunday
evening
Secure contentment through the
happy medium of "Lambertville
Puff" Insist on having the genuine
Trenton parties have purchased part
of the Delaware Grove, upon which
they will erect summer residence.
Lucious Milk Shakes at Shamalia's.
Albert Tomson is working at Buck
Hill Falls for the summer.
Ask your grocer for Lears GOLD
HN Crown" blended flour. st
Mrs. George VanCamp has returned
from trip to Lancaster.
Special Biscuit-Every afternoon
l.. b. G.
Mrs. Jordan Bancroft and daughter
are visiting in Pitsburg
TIZ. Get it at SHAMALIA's
Chas. Mutt and wife are spending
some time IN Bayonne.
Seventeen years of steady increase
in sales is n strong endorsement for
the "Lambertville Puff"
Drs. Romine and Closson are at the
Chalfonte, Atlantic City.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-07-01
VINO ARE ELIGIBLE.

All ladies, married single, over seventeen years OF
who reside within the four districts shown below
eligible to enter the competition and for these great
tours. Ladies' nominate themselves friends may
nominate them That others take hand in the fun
Also nomination prize of ten dollars offered to the
person who first places in nomination the of the lady
who polls the greatest number Of votes.
Read the list of dtricts determine in which YOU
or YOUR friend lives then send in your nomination. I'M
mediateiy upon receipt Of the nomination blank The
hEcoRD will send full information in regard
tours Send in to-day Get early start this tour
Ia sure to be the event OF lifetime
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-07-01

are clear statements of facts drawn
from experiences gained elsewhere and
can be easily verified. No contestant
can expect her friends to become overly
enthusiastic in her behalf unless she
makes some effort herself 1t will be
well worth the efiort-get started now.
Here is list showing the standing
OF the contestants when they were
counted last evening:
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-07-01

The party will be accompanied by COM
etant and experienced guides. No such OPP
portunity was ever presented to the ladies OF
this part of New Jersey and Penna. at a cost
of not one cent to themselves. That others
may take hand in the fund also, prize of
$40 in gold will be presented by the Record
to the person who first places in nomination
the name of the candidate receiving the high.
est vote of all. Nomination blanks in this
issue.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-07-01

Chas. Martindell has sold his four
brick houses on Buttonwood street to
John K. LaBaw.
There's satisfaction in smoking
Lambertville Puffs.
Mr. and Mrs. Richardson of Boston
are stopping at the Lambertvllle
House.
Choice japanese Seed Blu ckwhea
for sale. ALFRED b. HoLcoMBE. 2
Ivan Black has been engaged as
teacher for the Mt. Range School for
the coming year.
TIZ. GET IT AT SHAMALIAs.
While Andrew Reilly, our Union St.
Produce Dealer was opening a barrel
of vegetables on Wednesday, he dis
covered large copper-head snake in
the bottom of the barrel which was i'm
mediately killed.
Ask for and insist on having Lam
bertville Puffs Best cigar anywhere
for the money.
While workmen were tearing down
the Baptist parsonage on Bridge Street
Wednesday, Henry Naylor accidentally
dropped brick on the head of Vim.
Hambleton, leaving a large goose
egg"
Don't gfowl about poor bread-get
Cream Of Wheat Flour.
Mr.. Thomas Wilson, Sales Manager
OF the Manhattan Properties Co, As "
gath street New York has been staying
at the Lambertville House for several
days. During his stay he has interest
ed number Of our prominent citizens
in the shares of his corporation.
The real Bread-L. b. C.-Spe-
cial every afternoon.
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THE RULES.

RULE No. Amy lady over seventeen years OF age.
married single who can be youehed for by three reliable
district only in which she lines She nominate her
self, or friend may place her in nomination
RULE s-There will be four seperate districts from
which to enter described prospectus The contest
ant who obtains the greatest number OF votes each d
rct will be declared the winner in that district The one
district winner whose total vote is the highest OF all the
four districts will be granted the privilege OF selecting
tine all viii be seees as
will meet the approval Of the other winning contestants
be declared off and said district merged with the district
nearest it, and contestant from said district sdded to the
the district from which they entered during the life
of the contest must contnve contestants In district IN
any the districts named the contestants tieing will
both be awarded the trip.
a.-votng will be methods, by clipped
paper each and by special
subscriptions according to the
published schedule These be made in cash to the
home Office the during the period by the
whereupon subscription will be issued good for the
number of votes which such entitled Votes will not be
sold or issued any other manner special
the number corresponding with the ledger number on
record the office be by the contest
Contestants not limited to their own districts in
and subscriptions obtain them anywhere Votes
not transferable from one Contestant to another
RULE First publication of will be made soon as
suitable number have been nominated each district Voting will
June 1910 and continue until July
sh 10 O'Clock which time the contest will close
RULE s-An coupons be filed and be subject to
Of contestants their at any time dur
ing the life of the contest
RULE 6No employee close relative OF employee OF the
LAMBERrvIILE RECORD is eligible to enter the contest
RULE IA board Of than three responsible business
will of the
contest and make the result of that days voting
RULE S-The the right reject
nomination and final Judgment question that
arise, not covered by these rules
RULE No, sNo made solicitor
will recognized by
The RECORD.
Address all communications relative to the contest
MANAGER TOUR DEPARTMENT
LAMBERTVILLE RECORD,
Lambertville, N ].