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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-11-20
ENDS stomach
MISERY AND
INDIGESTION
NO GAS, HEARTBURN. HEADACHE
OR DYSPEPSIA FIVE MINUTES
AFTER TAKING A LITTLE DIA-
PgPSIN.

Vry not get some nov--this mo-
nNr' and forever rid Yourself OF
O. IN trouble and Indigestion? A
d. stomach gets the blues and
grumbics. Give it good eat, then
take pape's Diapepsin to start tho Or.
gestive juices working. There Will he
no dyspepsia or helching of Gas or
quotations of undi gested food: no
feeling like lump Of lead in the stom.
sch or heartburn, sick headache and
Dizziness. and your food will not fer
meut aud poison your breath with
pauseous odors.
Pape's Diapepsin costs only 30 cents
bsre. and will relieve the most oh.
stinatc case of Indigestion and Upset
Stomach In Ave minutes.
There is nothing else better 10 take
Gas from Stomach 3nd cleanse The
stomach and iutcStines. and. besides,
one single dose will digest and pre-.
pare for assimilation into the blood all
your food the same 40 sound. heal
thy stomach would do il.
When niapepsin works. your stou
sch rests gets itself in order. cleans
Ur-snd then YOU feel like eatin-
when YOU come 10 the table. and, what
you eat Will DO YOU good.
ABSOLUTE relief from al Stomach
Misery Is waiting for you "a soon As
you decide 20 take n little Diapepsiu
Toll your druggist that you want to
b. rcme thoroughly cured this time.
Remember. II your stomach feels
o. o' order and unconfort able now
,ou lnn get ,cscl in tive minutes. ~''
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LAUREL HILL,

Laurel Hill, Nov I9.-One of the
most delightful events Of the season
occurred at Mr.. G. P. Goolsbys, Sun
day last. \ birthday dinner was given
in honor OF their Oldest son, Mr.
Henry GOoisby, who celebrated his
nineteenth birthday. It was greatly
enjoyed by all who attended.
At 1890 Miss Fife Carter sang q
solo which was exceedingly grand
Also Miss jamie Ethridge and Miss
Maggie Steele, rendered some beau
tiful songs.
AT u O'Clock dinner was served
which was just delicious. 1t remin
ded all Of Thanksgiving. as turkey
was served. Quite a number Of Ell
teresEing parlcr games were played
played in the afternoon.
Miss jamie Ethridge played the
bea utiful song entitled, I'VE are going
in the morning. before leaving
Those who We're present were: Miss
Maggie Steele, Miss Linnie Bell, Bel
cher, Miss Effie Carter. Miss Maggie
Ethridge. Miss Lillian Morrison, Miss
SalIe Steele, Miss jamie Ethridge
Miss Leila Steele, Miss Pauline Bel
cher, Miss Birdie Morrison, Miss Nam
mie Goolsby, Miss Maggie Louise Lee
-'Ai hSAAoh -sAci lIcoi- MI. I<dl ~ Del
cher, Mr.. Claude Gooisby, Mr.. Frank
Tucker. Mr.. Josey Williams, Mr.. J
W. Lee, Mr.. Leonard Goolsby, Mr.
Allen Steele and Mr.. W. II. S. Nor
rison.
Miss Effie Carter spent last weeH
with Misses jamie and Maggie Eth
ridge.
The entertainment given by Miss
Lena Tucker Saturday night, wax
enjoyed very much.
Miss Linnie Bell Belcher and Mis-:
Leila Steele. spent Saturday night
with Miss Lillian Morrison
Mrs. Williams, who has been quite
sick for some time is improving, bu1
very slow.
Mrs. Jennie Sapp and Little Miss
Bessie, Of Westville, Fla, will visit
her parents. Mr.. and Mrs. W. S. Eth
ridge in December, and will also re
main through the holidays. Her sis
ter will return home with her anC
spend several months.
Miss Eftie Carter will leave soor
to spend a month with friends anl
, relatives, at Dozier Ala, she will also
visit Searight and Andalusia, before
returning home.
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WARDS BASIN.

Wards Basin, Nov. 19.-Our school
is progressing nicely under the con
troll of Miss Maude Porter. Of West
vile.
Miss Maude Davis, charming
young lady Of Forest Home, Ala, is
the guest of her cousin, Miss Celeste
Jordan, of Pinewood
Mrs. T. J. Busbee is recovering af-
ter a very severe attack Of ia grippe.
Misses Julia and Georgia Peterson
were pleasant visitors Of the Misses
| Ma,teZo Saturday.
Mr.. Jno. MaiCeZo and family have
returned home after a pleasant sum.
mer outing at East Pass.
Mrs. Geo. Jordan and Mrs. Bud
Lewis were visiting the Basin Friday.
Marion Afford, Of Coffee county,
Ala, is visiting his uncle, MI. Mark
Afford He was accompanied by Will
BraCewell, of that place.
Misses Celeste Jordan and Maude
Davis were pleasant visitors of Miss
Maltezo Friday.
1t is cane grinding time and lots of
pecDle Will attend the sweet affair.
Misses Inez and Marie Maletzo
were visitors at Bay Point Sunday af-
ternoon, guests OF Misses Jordan and
Davis.
Mrs. Laurence Rollo and children
were Pensacola visitors on the Swan
Friday afternoon.
Miss Georgia Peterson, fair
friends and home folks Saturday and
noon.
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DESTIN.

Cestin, Nov. 19.-Harvey Jones
went down to the fair last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Burl Spence, also
also Miss Ellen Destin came over
from Bcggy Saturday night, they re.
turned to Doggy Sunday.
A party from Camp Walton came
up Sunday, returning the same day.
Mr.. Howelis launch was over from
Boggy Sunday night
Ralph Williams went to Bogzy to
see his family Sunday afternoon,
Rev. Stock filed his regular ap.
pcintment here Sunday.
Mrs.William Marler is suffering
with a bad finger.
James Parrish was over from Boggy
Sunday night.
Mrs. l.. Destin spent Sunday with
Mrs. George Narlen.
The Sharper went to Pensacola
with fish last week.
Mr.. Charlie Burlison went to Rocky
today to visit home folks.
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BRENT.

Brent, Nov. 19.-IAe good neopIe CT
Brent have been planning TO have Z
Thanksgiving exercise at the Baptist
church on Thanksgiving day, but as
1t would conflict "lea the Drotraeted
services al the MeehoIlat Clurch II
mas been decided best not to have the
service.
MIS-. Laura Berry is visiting friends
i'll Pensacola.
Mrs. Hitte is Ill, we arc sorry to
note.
Everyone was perfectly delighted
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OUT OF HEALTH

is a very common expression.
Are you one Of the unfortunates,-
and what is the cause.
There are hundreds of people right
in this vicinity who have poor blood,
are rundown. all tired out, with no
strength, vitality or ambition
We want to ask all such people to
call at our store and get bottle of
Njnol, our delicious cod liver and
iron tonic, which is made without oil
and very palatable.
We claim it will make pure, rich
red blood, and impart new life, energy
and strength to every person who does
not feel we'll If it fails we will re-
turn your money-without question
Isn't this fair and generous offer?
A case is reported from Leipsic, Ind.
Mrs. G. r. Catlin was troubled with
digestion-was week-all rundown.
She says Vinol cured her stomach
trouble.-restored her strength, and
made her feel like new woman. Any
enc in her condition can get the same
benefit from Vinol. Whites Pharmacy.
Pensacola, Fla.
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FERRY PASS.

Ferry Pass, Nov. 19-Mrs. J. B.
Dun was the guest Of Mrs. c. l..
Gre ghton last week.
Master A. 4. Creighton is at home
on the sick list.
Mrs. Matte Harper returned from
Pensacola Wednesday.
NJ. ana Mrs L. Williams and chill
dren, Of Pensacola, were the guests OF
lIr. L. B. Williams sunday.
The county surveyor. Mr. Lee, Is
surveying land for Mr.. n. l.. Parazine
this week.
Mrs. j. Z. Dun and Mrs. f. G.
Crei2nJon made a flying trip to Pen.
sacCla Tuesday.
Nj. and Mrs. Il. B. Hine were the
"l'e - Ct Mrs. \. l.. Parazine We'd,
nesdar.
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klondyke. Nov. 1a.-Misses Nora
and Belle Watson. of McDavid, were
the guests CT Miss Maggie Diamond
the past week. They returned home
Monday night.
MISS Alice Solomon returned home
last Wednesday evening after a pleas
ant visit to her aunt, Mrs. W. G. Solo
mon. and family.
Mrs. S. w. Long, OF Milligan, was
visiting her sister, Mrs. T. L. BARR.
neau. the past week.
Mr.. Earnest Diamond visited his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. w. A. Diamond,
Sunday and Sunday night.
Mrs. !. F. Pierce was visitor to
Pensacola Saturday.
Miss Matte Herrin visited her par.
ents Friday, Saturday and Sunday of
the past week.
Misses Ola Solomon and Montaree
Barrineau were The guests of Miss
Maggie Mcdonald Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. A. Diamond visit.
ed the home of Mrs. Coker. of Rob.
erts. Sunday.
Mrs. w. G. Solomon and son were
III Pensacola to the circus Monday.
Mrs. H. IOnker, j., of Muscogee,
was visiting her parents at klondyke
a few days the past week. She return,
ed home Tuesday evening.
Miss Gertrude Yonker is visiting in
>fuscogee few days.
Syrup making time has come and
the young people are enjoying them.
selves.
Mr.. Earnest Yonker has been sick
the past week, but is convalescent.
Miss Lille K. Mccall and Mr.. Jesse
Fillingim were married Monday even.
ing at 5 o'clock at Klondyke. The
bride is one Of our brightest and
| sweetest young ladies' We wish
them much joy and happiness.
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HARRIS.

Harris, Nov. 19.--Mr. Albert Wat
son left for Pensacola week before
last TO york, and In about three weeks
ne viii move his family TO Pensacola
where they expect to reside this win.
ter.
Mrs. A. r. McGuine left last week
ioT an indefinite stay in Pensacola.
where she will visit friends and rel.
atives
Among thoze VINO attended the fair
IN Pensacola. last week from here
was Mrs. Asa Ward. her daughter
M!s9 Belle Wright and two Children.
Mrs. Sarah Taylor spent last Thurs.
day with Capt. Asa Ward and family.
Miss Bessie Hail returned from
Pensacola las: Friday. having spent
few days very pleasantly among
her many rela.i AMI friends.
Mrs. Lille Waraeld left On SIC
Swan for Pensacola today. 10 attend
the big sho". tho One Hundred and
One Ranch.
The many friends here Of Mr. "
~. Bake. commonly known and cslie
tncie waiter regret very much n
near he is sick in Pcnsarnla, and
rope 10 hear re is much better. and
that he will soon be able u return
hcmc.
Mr.. W. A. Watson was a passenger
on the Ruth today. having come nc
10 visit his old home here. While here
he will he the guest Of his daughter
Mrs. Alice Jones.
Miss Hicks Of Hiawatha, is tn.
guest of her cousin. Mrs. Alison Oc
! lesty. fer a few weeks.
MS. Geor2e Wright and son, Lee
spent las- Saturday ana Sundas W..
Mrs Belle Wright.
Mr.. Harry Jones has a seine auf
boat now. sui expects 10 fish arount
hers for awhile
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MckINNONVILLE.

Mcklnnonville, Nov. 19.-Rev.
Hopkins. Of Muscogee, and not Rev.
I. 3. Barrow, Of Pine Barren, has
been holding a series Of meetings
here.
MI. and Mrs. A. L. McCalluIn and
BABY went 20 Pensacola Friday to at
tenc the fair and returned Sunday.
Miss Nine visited Muscogee Fri
day.
Mrs. Freeman, Sr, OF Pensacola,
came out Monday
Robert McKinnon returned Sunday
from Pensacola.
CurWard Johnson and Corlie Ma
lone spent two days of last week in
Pensacola
Mrs. A. D. McKinnon is suffering
with severe cold this week.
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MUSCOGEE.

Muscogec. Nov 19.-Revs. R. J.
Haskcw. OF Pensacola, and +. w
Roberts. OF Roberts, are conducting a
series OF meetings at the church this
week. lot Of interest is being
manifested. good congregations each
night listening to Rev. HaSkeW, who
IL forceful speaker.
MIS-. Henry Cooper entertained al
dinner Sunday in honor Of her son
Wallace Cooper. Of the United States
army, who Is home on a visit, his
company being stationed this winter
IN Mobile.
MIR. aud Mrs. Alex Arnold have re
turned from "A pleasant trip 10 sever
al Florida cities and arc 1T home
With Mira. Arnold's mother.
u. n. Mullins and family ]. II
Patterson and family. Miss Sara Don
ald&on. ". G. Lott and son. ]. W
Mullins aud family. s TompkIns and
FAMILY, Or. j. u. Tramma!l and fam
lIy. Mr.. and Ms. Arthur Mrr1itt. Mr.
nhd Mrs, Pau Merritt. Clyde Smith
aud family, Richari Mos!cy and fam
if1, w u. Vaughn. Chas. Carmichael
\. g. IIinote aud family. ! r, Hen
d"r-on and family aud Miss Rosa
henderson were latter uart OF the
week Visitors 70 II" Interstate Fair
'i"ofs. Lewis and =. q. Bombay
*cnt down Tor the ioI Ranch Wild
Aeht hhow Mnndav.
Clinton Tunpkins. Misses Gladys
NGH."'. Irene and Marloti" Tompain
ha1" returned frum - delightful visit
10 M,Alea li"icu and Mart Wilson. al
F.naaCoia.
dra, IBoNnian and Nj and Mrs
brock. ~ Canoe. Ala we're guests al
Mr., John hui!gua this week.
Mira H. iUnh. - As-s4~... A.4414 a u s.
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NEW SCIENTIFIC PROCESS.
a Preparation Discovered That VIII
Cestroy the pandrun Germ.

For some time y has been known
That dandrin - cau5cd By q germ mat
digs NJ the scalp into little white
HakcS, aud 0E happne the Vitality OF
,Ie ha!r a III" root. causes faiinG
naiF. and, of course. nnaily baifuera.
For years there have been all kind
Of hair stimulantg and scalp ronics
on the market, but there haa been nu
permanent cure for dandrnfr uutI thn
discovery of = preparation called Nov
bros Herr.cide. wish dc. roya Inc
dandriiN germ. Destroy the cause.
he effect viii cease 30 exist. KIN
tee CaAdTuif germ arA yauil hare ~
dandruN. no itching scalp. 30 failin:
hair. Sold by leading drlgsI ~. s.n !
Zoe. in stamps Tor sample t. tho Her.
picide Co. Detroit. Mich
One dollar bottles guaranteed W
y. DAlcmcer;c druggist and npu'hc
cary, III S. palafoA street.
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BELLVIEW.

BelIy.ew, Nov. 19.-Syrup making
seems very visible around here, as
everybody is having syrup made. The
canr crop this year is very large Mr.
Staples has about the largest crop
around here.
Miss Annie Johnson, of Bagdad,
spent Saturday and Sunday with Mrs
D.eWtOn.
Mrs. Frank Fell and daughters,
Misses Allie and Vester, OF Alberta.
Ala. spent last week here with rela-
tives
Mrs. Mccall of klondyke, our popu-
lar music teacher. was the guest OF
friends here Saturday.
Mr. and Mrs. irwin Staples, Of Mill.
view, spent Sunday here.
Mr.. Henry Ard is having a hand,
some residence erected which will
soon be completed.
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cola last week They returned well
pleased with what they saw.
Mr.. R. H. Lituefield has not i'm
proved much during the past week,
in fact is worse. The Holt physician
was called in Friday, but gave nc
encouragement.
Mr. J. E. Barnes returnet homt
this week from trip to St andrews.
He is looking we'll.
MIS-. r. T.. Irwin returned to he
nome Idlewild, on Five Mile Bayc!
Saturday. on the Swan She hfsd bee
attending the Interstate Fai1'i She
went back to Pensacola Monday on
the Swan
Mr.. J. A. Hartgrove was a caller
on Five Mile Bayou Sunday.
Mr.. w. r. Browns family have all
been sick again with the fever. Mi
J. II. Brown is still quite a sick Jnan.
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COTTAGE HILL.

Cottage Hill, Nov. 19.-Mr. Joseph
Butler, Of Indiana, returned home, al
ter a few days spent here in looklng
over his plantation.
Mr.. and Mrs Richner, who spent
the past winter here. have now re-
turned to a small farm, which he pur-
chased. and will soon improve it for
his future home.
Mr.. and Mrs. w e. Carr. OF Cedar
Rapids, Iowa. are late arrivals and
are occupying the farm recently prr.
chased by him from Mrs. Stahl. Miss
Fitch will make her home with Mr..
Carr.
Mr.. and Mrs Bowersox. Of Iowa,
have purchased farm known as the
Dr. Jenkins place and will make it
their future home.
Mr. and Mrs. Morrell are here to
spend the winter with Mr.. Carr, Mrs.
Morrell and Mrs. Carr being sisters.
Mr.. Lee Fordjng arrived last even
ing to spend the winter with his Sis
ter. Mrs. Hahn.
Miss Ash is for few weeks to be
the guest of her sister, Mrs. Lesley
Bell.
Almost every one here attended the
Interstate Fair and was agreeably
surprised at the magnitude and quail
ty of the exhibits.
One lady here received fifteen first
and five second premiums on twenty
six entries, which is a very large per-
centage Of prizes on the entries made
by her.
Mrs. McIver and her daughter are
late arrivals here to spend the win.
ter with Mr.. and Mrs. Williams.
We predict cold winter this time.
as winter tourists are coming early
AMI fast.
The school here now has twenty.
eig.. scholars enrolled and the aver.
age attendance Is very high. which
speaks we'll for our community
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church last Sunday. The program
was good. The service was led by
Mr.. A. c. Diamond. The leader for
next Sunday is Miss Montaree Barri-
neau, and she is preparing an unusual
~ fine program A hearty invitation
is extended to all. Remember the
our, $50 p. m.
Rev. E. e. Rice. Of Pensacola. will
preach IN the Baptist church SatUr-
", Nov. 10, at 80 .. m. and Sunday,
oY ~, at II a. n. and 1850 p. m.
he public is cordially invited to all
OF these services.
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CARRIERS.

Carriers, Nov. 1a-,T-. FLOYD
Brc#r. ? brother of aT. AC. Browne.
of LAUREL Hill. is with his brother
laying tho Foundation for the Garnier'a
Rangers Station. NJ. A. c. Browne
is making d showing on the Ranger
S:"''ou. having built the wharf
NrSsrs w H. Spiny. !. ". Jordan
and Nr. Hutchinson. all were visitors
at tic great interstate Fair 1T Pcnsa-
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|SOCIAL NEWS of WEST FLORIDA and SOUTH ALABAMA

S. r. Gilmore was in Pensacola last
week on business.
Mrs. E. c. Robbins has returned to
her home in Laurel Hill after a week 5
visit to her parents, Mir. and Mrs. ?.
Il. Mcneil.
Jim VIM. McDavid, Finley and
Riley Stanton. il, attended tle circus
in Pensacola last Monday.
Edward Hunter Mc4J,4vid has been
II the sick list this week.
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He-1 am crazy to kiss you. Sht
We'll. j. r"s7 'Hink SO, You needn
Harvard Lampoon.
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Continued on Page Twenty-four)
The Press., 1910-11-16

neIds Anu rIde-on, sueD u nOrrlble horse. father. Pm glad the poor beast is dead.''
 And with the change of subject Jini had to be satisfied.
 Nevertheless another summer found Molly preparing for her wedding. Scott Norton had recovered, been tried and found to be the right man wanted by Jim Wade to assist in the manage ment of the ranch. He had no people and no home, and he came to round out the family circle at the ranch.
 ESQ you are Molly's prince" said Jim Wade, with tears fh his eyes; Ian American prince, I take {. because you just came along when you were needed. need you, anG-Molly needs you to make her happy"
 'I need you both,,' said Norton, with emotion ''I am sorry prince, sweet heart,'' he said, kissing Atolly's bright face, so near his own.
 "A prince in disguise" whispered Molly S- ''- 's+sts ,.-- ,
The Press., 1910-11-16
A SWIFT STORY.
The Way the Dean Rebuked His Pub> as 7e s1 fisher, Faulkner. s

The Way the Dean Rebul<ed His Pulp =t fisher, Faulkner. s
 An amusing story of George Faulk- ner, the printer of many of Dean Swift's works, who lived in Parliament street, Dublin, is told by MT. Will mot Harrison in Memorable Dublin Houses" MT. Harrison relates how Faulkner, after a visit to London on business for Swift, called to see the dean, having atrayed himself in laced waistcoat. n bagwig and other topper les. Swift received him tremendously as an entire stranger and asked:
 "Pray, sir, what are your commands with me?''
 'I thought it my duty to wait upon you, sir, on my return from London"
 "Pray, sir, who are you?"
 George Faulkner, the printer
 "You George Faulkner, the printer! Why, thou art the most impudent, barefaced impostor ever heard of George Faulkner is sober, sedate citi- zen and would never trick himself out in lace and other fopperies. Get you about your business and thank your stars that do not send you to the house of correctiony'
 Poor George returned home and, having changed his dress, returned to the deanery and was received most cordially by Swift. who, having wei comed him Ion his return from Lon dOn," said: i
 'There was an impudent fellow in 8 laced waistcoat who would fain have passed for you. but soon sent him packing with flea in his ear."
The Press., 1910-11-16
CHINESE PRINTING.
The Competitors Are Staid and Digni
 fled and Never Rush.

The Competitors Are Staid and Digni.
 fled and Never Rush.
 A font of type in the Chinese Ian guage requires 11,OOO spaces, and in athe large and spacious rack each word Instead of each letter, as In English has a place by itself. There is also g peculiar grouping or classification o1 symbols into groups to further facili. tate the mental labors of the typeset. ters., Thus in the immediate vicinity of the symbol for fish would be found the symbols of scales, net, fins, tail, gills. This simplif1es the labor, which in any event must be so strenuous that it is evident that the compositor's end of the Chinese newspaper should, If perfect justice ruled, be the highest paid.
 The composition is a staid and digni- fled individual, and as he slowly walks 2 from symbol to symbol, picking up those which he requires with provok- ing calmness, the American compositor might well wonder when the work would be completed, and to set up the type required for small four page daily paper the constant labors Ol eight or nine skilled Chinamen are re- Quired for twelve or thirteen hours, the entire work in every department being the antipodes of the rush and whirl and marvellous celerity of the modern American publication.
The Press., 1910-11-16
A sinnla Life.


 "Anh what inquired the visitor who was .ileing nice" to little Robbie, ''are EGu going 10 do when you grow np2''
 Be business man." responded Rob- ert. "Iike father. He took me down to his office last week. aud I'm going to work like him and have good time. :" 4.'And what are you going to do in business?' pursued the visitor.
 Going to do just like dad" repeated the youngster--"catch the train every informing and when l get to the office light il big cigar and sit down at my desk aud say there's so much work to do it's DO use beginning till after lunch, and hen go out with another big man and eat and eat till can't eat any more. and then go back to business and ask everybody else why the work ain't done. and then get so mad because nobody does anything that I'll go home early and be so tired can't do "a thing except read the paper and smoke Ilore big cigars and sWear."- pearSun'S. .ga.E
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Not a WaxworI<.

The opening of the courts in an as. size town in. England is always a great day for the residents. The procession to the church, where the judge says his prayers and listens to a homily the march to the court, with the at tendant javelin men and the praying of trumpets-the men in wigs and gOWns-fll the rustic mind with the sense of awe and the majesty of jus tire. It is related in MT. Thomas Ed. ward Crispe's book, "Reminiscences of a k. G. that a farmer once took his son into the crown court.
 On the bench was the Baron CleaSby, gorgeous in scarlet and ermine, statu- eSque and mOtiOnless. The yokel gazed with open mouth at the resplendent figure on the raised dais. Suddenly the baron moved his hand from right to left and left to right. .i d.
 "Why, fcyther." said the boy, tits aloive!'
 Washineton's Farewell.
 The farewell address of Washington, the military chieftain, to his soldiers stands without parallel in all history. He does not refer to his own sacrifices or achievements He simply and com pletely sinks himself. the great central figure, out of sight. He sees only his country and thinks only of her wei fare.-MagaZine of American History.