The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-01-07

OF the towns near NOTIOlh is wrought
up because the preacher is making
love to a girl of another denomina-
ton.
1t doesn't pay to knock. After this
there1l be not word said about the
weather man or his weather. The
harder the knocks, the colder it gets,
so what's the use? This column is go
ing to take what the weather man has
to offer, and look pleasant.
There was a pathetic little dog in
Norfolk yesterday afternoon. 1t be
lOnged to family of children and the
family went away to be gone some
months. When school was out the lit
tie dog ran all the way to the school
house trying to find its masters. There
were plenty of other children, but not
the right ones. The little dog was
homesck. He hasn't got over his
heartbreak yet. He ran around as il
he were lost and he refused to be com
fOrted.
ATcHIsoN GLOBE SIGHTS.
Everyone has too much confidence
in medicine.
Haven't you remarked that as soon
as you get out of one trouble, you at
once get into another.
When a woman goes shopping she
has a list" somewhere about her per
son, but she can never find it.
Photographs are becoming sc
skillful that you can't tell anything
about the looks of people from photo
graphs.
You are always hearing about "the
time of your life" Did you ever have
"the time of your life" and when was
it?
A man is never free from tempta
ton; in summer it's ice water, and in
winter it is warm rooms, and lack OF
; fresh air.
Joke from a show at the opera
house: Never run after a street cal
or a woman; there will be another
along in a minute.
Occasionally, we see an article ad
vertised as self-cleaning. Nothing is
self-cleaning. Dirt is the enemy OF
the human race, and constant scour
ing, and rubbing and cleansing by
hand is necessary.
We have long noticed this: When 6
man quits drinking, everyone is anx
ious to encourage him, and help hin
along But in the case of drunkarC
everyone hopes he will be found deat
in bed some morning.
Mrs. Lysander John Appleton made
the boast that Daysey Mayme has hat
a number of stories accepted by the
magazines. Pinned down to the facts
| it is learned that Daysey Mayme has
a cooky recipe printed in the Presby
terrain cook book
make way at The Globe Wailin&
Place" said a man rushing into this
office today, 81 want to wall because
| | have to button my wifes one piece
| dress. 1t starts at her collar and stop!
at her knees, and the buttons are the
| size of hazel nuts. Just let me get t.
the Wailing Place, and I'll drown on
every man there
We often hear this complaint:
man goes to a restaurant, and buys al
oyster stew. Celery is furnished will
every oyster stew Another man vii
be at the table, eating a 25-cent din
ner with which no celery is furnished
| The ordinary man helps himself to tn,
oyster eaters celery. The oyster cate
doesn't like to say anything to thu
man, so he rushes around to The Glob,
office, and makes complaint.
| An AtChiSOn woman recently wen
crazy and people say there was moth
ing the matter except that she hate
everyone, and was always snarlne
You may think your dislikes and like
are your own business; still, if you rul
largely to dislikes, and they set yOl
crazy your expenses at the insane
asylum must be paid by the people
and, therefore, your business become
tho puhlip'S buSinaSS
If a man invites you to put on thu
gloves with him, don't hope that h
will tap you lightly because you tai
him lightly. AS a matter of fact, tn
more gently you hit him, the harde
he will hit you. The same rule hold
good in other things. If man insist
on being disagreeable, don't tap; SLUG
and be done with it as soon as pos
sible.
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