The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1910-06-24

They're OF at the yaud, ana the
person who can pick the winners
this week at either house must be
some crit-tnat last word TO be
dressed in the latest fashion, should
be spelled "crltique," but. with the
atmosphere fried on both sides, It's
too hot to Jungle with the alphabet,
and attempt TO keep the 26 letters
In the air ali the time, for you are
sure to drop some of them.
Corbett a. Forester. at the Ken
tucky. are presenting a bright sketch
in legal form. entitled. The LAZY
LAWYER" They were not in the case
more than nmpteen minutes until
they had convinced muh that the
gazabo who was on the shady side
of transaction had better not have
a skirt for lawyer, feminist him.
Whv. he wouldn't stand the chance
OF bme-eyed poodle in sausage
factory.
In making her appeal to the jury,
this LADY Lawyer" casts forensic
jurisprudence TO the atmosphere.
and filings Thorn forensic nirtations-
the most conN 'ncing argument that
could be HANDED the twelve men
behind the whiskers who We're sworn
to decide the case without preju-
dice.
To prevent the jury from going to
sleep. the LADY Lawyer" prefers to
have a painted body Of aljudicators;
but when she goes after them with
al the fem nine bewitchery u her
sex and displays the permissible
part OF clicked hose and hands
them the argumental wink. you can
notice the canvass tremble as each
juryman tries TO see which can get
to her first. Verdict In favor Of the
l"lady."
Keller. in his wire act. Is neat and
always comes In for his share of the
Applause.
The bicycle act Of the two Nc
NUTS would be appreciated more II
Il Were not for BABY McNutt." That
hid just wade IN and sWipes all the
honors. aud leaves papa and mamma
begging the audience for any Old
Kind OF a hand. while the baby gives
them the laugh. and always comes up
with four aces for its part OF the
deal.
There ls nothing that could b.
lsaid about the McNutts that would
add to their fame. IN this neck o
the woods. They are products oI
1.-THE Purchase" The are hons
folks, and their act has been ap
lp,auded by thousands. when thel
were here wi;h Ringing Brothers
olrcus, carnlgals and different at
fractions. They present a class
act. and do most everything that car
be done with a bicycle. except chew
II mp and rVa,low II. The Kentuck.
lis fortunate IA being able TO pre-. en-
them 10 thor patrons.
Al the star. look out for the ter
rible sve,do. Lorraine. member O
the firm OF Lcralne q Dudley. The
deliver the merchandise tied an.
tagged. snd 4 you don't get your
it's because there IS somcthInl
wrong with your think factory. o
course, the audience does not under
stand the Swedish language. bu
Lorraine makes Il so plain that tn
little children comprehend u.
At the performance yesterday.
lady In the audience intimated tina
Lorraine exaggerated. in some OF he
descriptions. especially when she wa
relating her experiences In Okla
homa. in her mother tongue. as FOL
ilcws:
"Okerlahomey, Il han had 10
wind. One other day da wind blOy
away Ole Olsen's house. an mex
day 4 come back after da cellar ID.
wind Il bowed a faller's nose wha
Ia at blowod its self for FAX years
When ia wind blow your hat on. yol
don't cha.e after Il, you yust rcacl
IN ncdicr failer's pocket an tai
hees. Yag yaet inta."
Well. ii yo' want to ba a gud
faller. go an see Lorraine"
Son ,,g,.a a.. n, an.