The daily sentinel., 1910-06-22

have a new com mandlnS OlllCeI- AZ
cording to the dispatches much is
said Of General Uprising.
Hon. John Rustgard is about to be
chosen o. s attorney for Alaska. II
there is anything in a name he ought
, to wear well in a damp country.
A dispatch from London says that
an undressed fox skin cost $500.
Serves the shameless thing right for
running around in that condition
Changed brands and got himself
into trouble" is a heading in the
Montrose Press. At first we thought
he mixed his bootleg ioy-iuice, but
found later that he had merely monk
eyed with an equine trademark.
According to a Montrose Press
item there has been a change in what
constitutes male matter, as well as
the limit of postal weight. The item
reads Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Postle-
wait, a daughter, weight eight
pounds
Most Opposing Ceremony is the
way Montrose Press refers in big type
to the recent wedding of Teddy, Jr.
Don't be in such hurry till
they have been married little while.
or he declares his intention of attend
ing the Jeff-John fight. Opposing
may then be the apt word.
The colored ministers of Denver
will hold a special prayer meeting
the day of the big fight, asking Prov
idence to work in Johnson's corner.
BY the law of contrast, It will be up
to the white gentlemen of the cloth
to do what they can for Jeff.
w S Crosby, of Manitou has
crossed his bees with woodchucks so
he won't have to build hives for them
anymore. He ought TO get acquaint-
ed with the fellow that crossed his
| bees with lightning bugs so they
would work nights. They would
make good firm.
We were told by the manufacturers
of our typewriter that it could not be
changed from single color to tri-color
without two weeks work by an eN-
pert. However. we are glad to an
nounce that the office boy has made a
record-ruu and effected the change to
three colors in only day and "A half
We have wired the expert that he
doesn't know his business. CApolo-
gies to the morning religio-sportine
straddler)
The frequency with which the
journal is quoted and its opinions
and suggestions endorsed and the
character of the newspapers doing
this, is calculated to make country
editors hat fit tightly. Telluride
| journal.
Not exactly that Brother Painter.
| You may have got that new panama
wet and 1t is beginning to shrink.
| Possibly. also. i'm view of the water
| famine impending in Telluride. the
substitute thirst-duenchers may have
an expanding tendency in ones cere-
1 brum and cerebellum.
Memphis. Tenn wish that you
would please state the lynching of
| Elmo Curl at Mastadon, Miss. was a
most orderly affair. conducted by the
bankers. lawyers, farmers and mer-
chants of that county. The best peo-
pie of the county simply met there
and hanged Curl without sign of
rowdyism."
This was the statement which J. ID,
/ Miller, tax assessor of Concordia
parish, La, has asked to have made
Whew! First thing we know in
vited guests to a lynching party will
be receiving nice engraved invita-.
tions, slip of tissue between the
leaves. and r. S. v p. in the corner
1t is now mp to the etiquette sharps
to issue decllle-edged book on "how
to behave correctly at fashionable
lynching"
Sentinel want ads brings results