The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-06-24

speeds nrst name is Thomas sir.
I'VE seen hlt hoften on the list hoy
members Thomas c, Goodspeed- So
q knew the voice referred 70 'imself"
WAS there no other reasenT
Eyes. sir. e recognized the voice Hit
was that hoy Ter as 'ad been Mrs Coed.
speed They nd been divorced some
years before. and Mrs Goodspeed ad
married Mr. Krinkle."
well go on"
'Mr Goodspeed. sir forcettin as 'ow
e wasn't married to the lady. but she
was The wife h0v another man. walks
our into ihe alland hopens the door hoy
the room where The voice came from.
Mrs Krlhkle was a-standln with er
back turned from i'm. er dress un'ook-
ed e hentered without maxim hany
noise. and. getiin down on is knee. e
begun to oob hup 'er dress behind
sis that you. 'Owardg she said.
'Ow did you 'appen to be on aud when
I wanted your You are the most hin
considafate man hever card hoy.
when you are ere 10 button my dress
You can't find either the ooks or the
heyes. You're much more ant 70 put
the 'ook IN the lace You've ruined
'aIf dozen dresses for me already
My poor dear rom. whom | treated 50
hadly. would never ave been so stu
pid. Tom ad both brains and good
disposition You avent either ] ave
ruea giYin I'm hup for son never
since + sent i'm away
"Mr Goodspeed didn't say anything;
e Just went on feelin' for the 'ooks
and lookln' for The heyes. never swear
ln' or anything when he couldn't fnd
EN- and provln what the lady said
that 2 ad a first class disposition.
That's what call d model nsband,
sir-a man as cen oos hup 'is wife's
dress and never break none hov the
Ten Commandments a-doin hit
eco on don't care 20 hear about
man angels, not being one myself"
.sWel. sir. when the job was hnish-
ed. without even ookin single 'ook
on the wrong heye Mrs Krinkle turn.
Cd. and. seein er former husband on
ia knee before ier. raised er 'ands 70
'eaven and exclaimed:
"My goodness graciousP
aMr Goodspeed g looks hup with
tust such heges as d man would nat
urally ave who could 'ook hup a wo-
mans dress without swearin', and e
says:
aH'm. my dear. you wanted ms
mighty bad, didn't you
"9Ow did you know wanted yoa
to 'ook my dressg she asked,
when ear any woman a-cryin'
for ,elp ia 'er dressin' room know
that's what she wants-some one ia
do that Besides, Id card you call
On me for that hoften.
"'0h, Tom. when let you 30
didn't know 'ow dependent was on
you. / can never get another man to
'ook my dress as you do bit
stand didn't know the force hoy
'ablt. when ! 20 to breakfast hin the
moruin' without avin' 'ooked hup 8
dress / can't eat anythink Hits ike
not 'avin ad cocktail that one's used
to-
"For 'eaven's sake, Tom, what are
we thinkin' hoy? supposin' hanybody
should appen to come hint
aWith that TIE door hopened, and bin
walks Mr.. Krinkle.
What are you doin' bin my wife's
bedroomg arsked MI Krinkie.
A-doln' what you never did with
out maxim a mess hov hit put In
Mrs. Knnkle. 0w do you hexpeet I'm
goln to get out hov this room without
some one to 'elp me?'
.Itm your lawful 'usband,' expos
/ tulated Mr. Krinkle.
eq,d rather ave my unlawful us
band. cried the lady, than q man az
don't know 'ow to put 'ook 10 an
beve without gettin bit hinto the
wrong place
Leave the room. SIR cried Mr.
/ Krlnkle 10 Mr.. Goodspeed.
saThen sir. the men got to aghtin'
and hif was hall bout that Mr. Good
aneea was caught IN Mrs. Krinkle's
room Ana that's the reason why
son.t hexpect Mr.. Goodspeed At the
,lnb because the goyernln committee
N ave to suspend I'M again. But
+ bexpect If e gets divorce aud marriea
'ls own wife ag'in they'll take i'm
4 back
/ .f4snvthing helse, siri"