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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
A ShipIoad of Toys

Hundreds of tons of toys. dolls and
railroad cars. jumping jacks and auto
mobiles and flying machines. came
into Philadelphia the other day on the
steamer Dortmund. The steamer
came from Hamburg. Germany. and
carried no freight except toys. This
is the first of many such cargoe3 that
will be brought across the ocean be-
fore Christmas for the boys and girls
of America
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18

boys at Chautauqua lake which scared
to an altitude of 1000 feet and drift
cd a mile across the swamps. finally
landing in the branches of tree
A balloon of this type when in
flated stands II feet high, but in
reality is IS feet long, the difference
being explained by the curve. The
bag is cut in IA parts. each part is
1s feet in length. two feet in width
at the widest point and tapers to a
point.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
LET THE soYs ANSWER.

How many teeth have you got?
Which part of the body goes to sleep
1rst?
Wsich Is the most restful position
IN bed?
Why can dog see better in the
dark than a boy?
How is a tourniquet applied?
What should be done when you get
= fishbone i'll your throat?
What should you do when you step
on a rusty nail?
What is the proper way to take
cinder out of the eye?
What is the best remedy for .
bruise?
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
Happy Thought.

Your story is good" said the pub
Usher to the author who had called
to learn his fate, but there is one
thing about it that l can't under
stand"
What's that?" Queried the author
You have the climax in the mid
die chapter instead of the last" said
the publisher. Why is that?"
"Oh," answered the author. that is
a little scheme of mine to keep won
en- from knowing how the story is go
ing to turn out by reading the last
chapter first"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
Not According to Webster.

A Bad Copper-A policeman who
takes a bride.
A Mad Bull-A broker who sees the
market decline when he wants it to
advance.
A Polar Star-The leading lady of
an Eskimo operate company.
A Lyric Note-A singers Il. o. u"
L Work Of Love-Kissing ones sis
ter
Stays Of Execution--A corset too
tightly laced.-Judge's Library.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
II All Depenc,5 5.

Us your wife a sound sleeper
ut depends on circumstances. She
can sleep as peacefully as a lamb
while l walk the floor for hours with
the baby yelling with all its might,
but she never fails to awaken when
try to sneak upstairs with my shoes
off."-Judge.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
Not for Good.

giving up Office work, but one men.
toned in the following story Is per,
haps the most effective that could be
invented.
Miss Smith is going away" said
one OF the stenographers to another.
rs she leaving for good?"
mo, not for good. For better or for
worse"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
ODD LITTLE ANIMAL FOR PET
West Virginia Miss Makes PIaything
of Woodchuck or Groundhog-
Tame and Loving.

This is a picture of a West V!r-
ginia girl and her pet woodchuck Or
grounding as they are generally
called She says that woodchucks
are very interesting pets. This one
soon got very tame and even affec-
tionate toward his mistress He al
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
Grandma Was Better.

Don't you think you have a good
mamma, to spread such nice, big
slice of bread with jam for your" ask,
ed the visitor.
"Oh. yes" replied little Lola. but
nv grandma is gooder; she lets me
spread the jam myself"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
WhiStIinQ.

They used to say whIstling girl
Was like a Growing hen,
That whistlinS was as out OF place
As petticoats on men.
Give me the CHEEKY little girl
That plays and sings and shouts.
whistling girl is better far
Than one that scolds and pouts
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
a Stitch in lime.

Dorothy was visiting her grandpar-
Cnts in the country for the first time
Seeing a quantity of feathers scat
tered about the henyard she shook
her head in disapproval.
Grandpa she said gravely, you
really ought to do something to keep
pour chickens from wearing out So"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18

Poor Mary is married to a pro
fessor Of logic in a college here. and
she has a hard time. The other day
he scolded her terribly because she
had for the finish Of dinner a Goat
ing island"
Why did he scold her? Doesn't he
like it?"
He likes it we'll enough, but he
asked her how she could logically ex-
pect him to accept for a dessert a
floating island?"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
Already Trained.

Yes, you see my son served term
in the army and he has gotten so in
the habit of obeying orders unQues-
tioningly that it has ruined him; he
will take orders from anyone"
What a lovely husband he will
make for some girl"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
WilIinQ to learn.

He was poor, but otherwise honest
and she was an heiress.
He had proposed to her.
She had refused him.
why, you foolish boy" she said.
you couldn't even dress met"
well, what of that?" he queried
Don't you suppose l could learn"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
BUILDING HOT-AlR BALLOON
Instructions Given by A. Leo Stevens,
Aeronaut, for Benefit of Boys
Carries Weight.

Any boy who will follow the in
structions of A. Leo Stevens, the
aeronaut. can built a hot-air balloon
with a lifting capacity of three
pounds Some time ago Mr.. Stevens
constructed a miniature aircraft of
this type for the amusement of some
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
An Odd Pet.

ways sits in the position shown In the
picture when taking his food He is
dainty in his habit. He is fond Of
apples, pears, candy and cakes. He
went away once and stayed five
weeks. finally came back and is now
as gentle and affectionate as before.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
TruciY Piteous.

Who are those corpulent gentle
men getting aboard that private car,
attended by a retinue Of servants?"
"Oh, that's a delegation going down
to the state capital to see If they can't
get some relief for poor, half
starved railroad"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
Taking Chances.

yes, l am booked for my first lee
ture. and now l am praying for a large
and intelligent audience"
You'd better conf1ne yourself to
praying for merely large audience;
if it is intelligent it may not let you
finish"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
Haunted.

First Political Grafter-Did you ever
see Roosevelt?
Second Political Grafter-Many a
time.
First Political Grafter-Where?
Second Political Grafter-In my
sleep.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
Human Inconsistency.

1.-TWO men were in court today, each
making a directly opposite charge
against his wife"
What were they?"
"One wanted a divorce because his
wife was so cold to him and the other,
because his wife made it too hot for
him"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
Cows OvercoatS,

One day little Margie saw a dray
loaded with hides passing the house.
"Oh. mamma" she exclaimed.
there goes a man with whole stsNx
of COWS overcoatsi"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
orjoIn of Sealing Wax.

Master-Who can tell me what use
ful article we get from the whale?
CONGRATULATIONS
Master-Right. Now, what little boy
or girl knows what We get from the
seal?
Tommy-Sealing wax.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18

Ashley-Swaggler fell out of a
twentieth-story window of the Skyler
apartment and wasn't even bruised.
Seymour-How did he escape?
Ashley-He alighted ON the roof OF
tns nineteen-story building next door.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
In the Cannibal islands.

What did you do with the fat mis-
sionary that used TO be here?
"Oh. we canned him"
Let him go. eh?"
Quite the opposite. Slave, open a
can of missionary at once"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
Precocious,

81 believe my young son is destined
to be a naval officer some day"
Does he take an interest in war
ships?"
No. but he learned to dance almost
&C soon as he learned to walk"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
A Mean SUGGESTION

He-As I spoke to her rich. warm
color flooded her face.
She-What queer rouge! 1t must
have melted.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18

Wicks-What do you consider the
most remarkable feature Of the pres
ent hot wave?
Hicks-That there have been 22
Sunday school picnics, with no rain
to break them up.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18

Said the little dog with the long, long tall
Why is your tail so short?"
Said the little dog with the short, short
tail
Rude questions are wrong, I've been
taught.
IF you'll wait long enough, you'll surely
find out
Whatever was meant you should know. -
So down in the road the two doggies sat
To wait-just these two in row.
An automobile came dashng along
Running over poor doggy's tail.
I've found out all that | wanted to
knOWi"
Said the curious dog with a wall
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1910-11-18
Just for a Change.

Turn on your photograph"
"Oh, no. 1t might cause talk"
TRY c song record"
The oasis., 1910-10-08

Thursday afternoon the court went into recess until Monday, October 10th, at 9:30 a. m.
 The trial jurors drawn and sum- moned 10 appear next Monday at 3 o'clock are:
 August Yarick, Silas A. Bowman, Lewis Grant, Edward Mainline, James Parker, Sr., Thomas M. Cumming, w. W. Carney, Frank Eppley, Thomas Bayze, E. B. Sor- reIIs, Edward P. Chase, George H. Fiedler. J. I. Jones, Ignace Bur goon. Clyde McPherson. Marcus Lulley, W. c. Bowman, Richard 5. Greene, Thos. D. Casanega, Ray. mond Burruel, Harry B. Riggs, Wm. F. Overton, Ramon Vasquez, 70 F. Davis, John J. Deegan, B. K. Wilson, Lite M. Raines, Carl M. Rathbun, A. E. Crepin, Robert Bergier, Ralph M. Parsons, A. s. Noon, John Yoas, Charles A. Ga hriel, Albertus Dumbauld, Wilfred V. Coughlin, Harry w. Kelsey, M. P. Chapman, H. B. Fryer, E. L. Ish, w. r. Roath, Harvey $. Wal. ker, William J. Huntington, Edward 'ritcomb, James Johnson, William E. Bower, Alexander Somerville, Mike Long.
The oasis., 1910-10-08

October 18th.
 Kim Lou Foo vs. Lew Foo, Fri day, October 14th.
 Henry Stewart vs. Lucille Wilson. Thursday, October 6. On that day continued to Saturday, October 15
 Leon Silvas vs. Joseph Piz9kor ski Friday, October IA.
 Criminal cases are set trial as follows:
 Territory vs. Manuel Duarte. Monday, October 10th.
 Territory vs. Juan Jose Robles. Monday, October 10th.
 Territory vs. Ventura Urquides. Two Indictments. Monday, Octo- Der 10th.
 Territory AS. Angel Bijar, Tues day, October 11th.
 On Wednesday the case of John T. Roberts vs. Black Diamond Cop per Company which had been passed on the calendar was ordered set for trial instanter, and judg. ment given plaintiff.
 Upon the same day the case of Daniel Wilson vs. Arcus Reddoch, county treasurer, which had been passed on the calendar took the same course and judgment was granted plaintiff
The oasis., 1910-10-08
NocALEs NOTES.

MT. A. w. Chapman of Mowry, was at NOgales early in the week, serving as a grand juror.
 Clothing for the poor will be thankfully received by the Sisters of Mercy at St. Joseph'S Hospital.
 Mrs. Samuel Leeker and her children, who have been East some weeks are expected to return home to Nogales this evening.
 This week Mir. Mort F. Holden from the Camille country, was at Nogales, serving the county as grand juror.
 Mir. M. M. Aldred from the Grin- go mine, near Patagonia, was at Nogales three days this week serv- ing in the capacity of a grand juror.
 Early in the week Mir. J. R. Bent, superintendent of the Ari- zoua-Anaconda mine, in the Santa Rita mountains, was at the county seat doing public service as a grand juror.
The oasis., 1910-10-08
DISTRICT COURT.
(contine1 from page 1)

Clarence Murray vs. Alice Mar, gueriie Murray. Thur 4day, Octo Der 9th. Tried on that day and plaintiff granted divorce.
 Charles D. Karns vs. Gertrude Esta Karns. Thursday, October 6 Tried on that day and divorce granted plaintiff.
 Josephine A. Saxon vs. Joanna Forsythe ct al. Thursday, October 18th.
 Theo. Gebler vs. M. Escalada and Juan Arizmendez, Executors of Estate of F. c. Hermosillo, de ceased. Wednesday, October 5th. Called for trial on that day, con- tinued to the day following, when plaintiff was given judgment.
 Brunswick Bake -Callender Co.,, ys W. T. Blalock, ct al. Thursday,
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-02-19
Has SIX WIVES
THREE IN COURT
Afraid Might Be Turned Over to
His Victims Satisfied to Serve
Jail Term.
MI C II w @ r X Z ID
CHI w RRI E d
Three of His Wives Weep Bitter
" When Sentence Imposed
on Their Betrayer.

NEW YORK. Feb. is.--Wtth three
women whcm he had married in
court 20 testify against him. and the
police asserting that they knew OF
three others but had beer unable TO
subpoena them, William Drescner
heaved a sigh of relief when Judge
Foster. in General Sessions, this at
ternoon sent him to the Elmira Re-
formasory. Drescher, who 10 an un-
dersixed, dspper little chap. who gave
his occupation a. a butchers assist
ant. appeared to think the judge
might turn him over to the women
and expressed himself as we'll salts
ned with the sentence. On the other
hand the trlo, who werc ell less than
twenfy wears old, after sentence had
pecn imposed wept bitterly. but
wnethT from sympathy or rage, was
hard 10 tell
VERY Mucl, Married. !.
prescher Is TWENTY-FIVE years olo
and the compartments against him
were Helen EvelaA Clements, 81
Dumcnt, N. r.; Matte Greer, OF this
s,ty and Gertrude Kennedy, OF
Edrewater, N. J. The police also
eald they believed Drescher had mar
ried girl in Newark, ona In Phil
adelphta and another In Trenton, pus
they could not loeste them
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-02-19
WANT TARIFF
WITH CANADA
State Department Suggests Closer
Relations Between Canada and
United States.
WILL MEET Wish + $
Tariff Experts May Be Sent to
Canadian Capital to Gather
Trade Information.

WASHINGTON, Feb. ia sug-
gestton that negotiations looking to a
tariff agreement between the United
States and Canada was conveyed 10
Great Britain to-day in note from
the State Department. The communi-
cation expressed the solieitude OF
President Taft over the tariI situa ,
tton between the two countries anu
his desire, In view OF the ifienay
relations tnat nave always eais ss 1 -,
tween the United States and CANADA.
TO have the question settled before
March 81, when the maximum clause
of the tariff law becomes automau-
cally operative.
No Move BY Britain.
So far there has been no move on
the part of Great Britain to take up
negotiations. The note suggests tha'
although the president has certain
amount of freedom In granting tne
minimum late, the recommenoatiohs
~ the secretary of state are based
upon facts concerning the tarin. nc
arrive at the proper Interpretation o.
these facts negotiations are necessary
and discussion by tariff experts. Inc
precedent has been established also Nv
the case of other countries that appii.
cations shall be made to the lniteu
States.
The negotiations may ne to'." oeNes
through the British ambassador, %
Canadian commission In Washing,
ton. The State Department expressed
it's desire to meet the wishes o'
Canada In this respect
Secretary Knox may send to cttaWs
several tariff experts to gather intor.
nation which will be needed in tins
negotiations. ~.
There is gone doubt whether tins
conventional rates extended to France
nv Canada will not stand in the waN
Of the granting of minimum rates ns
the United States, This IS the mos
serious obstacle that VIII come VI
| for consideration.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-02-19

sembling. The grand jury filed In
tsictments against Dallas Pollard for
cruelty 10 animals and Philip Wal
her for unlawful cutting. Both are
coiored. j. l.. White was foreman
OF the jury. Judge Mason adjourned
court at / o'clock in order to allow
the Rev Charles e. Stuart an OPP
portunity to address tina people, MT,
stuart spoke very impressiyeiy on the
Statewide prohibition question and
his words were well received. He
made very clear TO his audience why
the Legislature should be urged to
pass the enabling act which would
give the people the right to vote on
State-w Wide prohibition. A number OF
petitions fer circulation were taken
BY both white and eoiored, Mr.. Stuart
expressed himself as being much
gratifisd with the meeting ard the
sentiment Of the people In this
locality.
church, Bowling Green circuit. held n
bazaar in the school building at
Gether on Friday evening. On ae-
count OF the severe weather, q small
nroud was present The sum OF $40
was realised and will be- added to tbs
fund TO purchase new windows for
Dr. j. M. Hughes. OF Fredericks-
burg. was In town Monday. Tuesday
and wednesday on professional bust
nees.
DR.. b. C. Henning. who was here
Kidd. aged twenty years, we'll
known young man here. following the
snow-balling of Russo by crowd OF
I boys.
because of the feeling aroused ny
the murder the Judges called spe-
cinl session Of court. Tho Neraict
/ caused some excitement In the Italian
quarter. Appeal for new trial will
| be heard on March I.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-02-19
OF WORRY
AT WHITE HOUSE
Progress of Administration Legis-
laturc Program Not at
All Satisfactory.

WASHINGTON. Feb. 19.-These
are days OF worry at the White House
over unsatisfactory progress Of
the administration legislative pro-
gram.
The only Taft measure which is
within two weeks of vote in either
house Is the Senate postal savings
bank bill. and President Taft Is crack
Ing the whip vigorously to keep that
moving. He has been forced by the
opposition to relinquish the Root
amendment to the bill, and Is now
fighting to eradicate the Smoot
amendment. which he deems unneeas-
sary. Senators are being summoned
to the White House and worked into
line for the measure.
In order to clear the way for this
bill. the President was forced 10 side
track his Alaska reorga nization bill
and his Arizona New Mexico State
hood bill in the Senate,
In the House the Taft Ballinger
conservation bills seem to have drop
ped out of sight entirely. and the
interstate commerce bill, reintKoduced
Yesterday In a modified form, is due
Senator's Aldrich, Penrose. Carter
and Crane and Representative Weeks.
chairman OF the House committee on
post offices and post roads, which is
handling the postal savings bank bin.
were In conference with the President
last night. A tentative program for
Fastening the bin TO a vote was ar
ranged. but whether it will be pos
sible to carry ii through IL doubtful.
Senator Carter expresses the hope
that the Senate may vote on the bill
as early as next Thursday. but the
other leaders do not snare his opti-
mtsm.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-02-19

In a report made 10 the Board -
Trade Sir Herbert Jekyil states th@9S
London's motor buses killed no leQ0a
than sixty persons In 1908. while tA4s
horse omnibuses killed but ten. Thew;
was q great rush to put the new v4hSs
clas In commission. They were haMttlXE
built. kept In poor repair. badly dytxo
and quickly began TO break up. M49&7
urally, there was . rapid deeroAso X
the oversuppiy, and tho cost the ~
pectation Of new regulatiouss and
reaction in favor OF tina hoEFo bus
acted as G check. Now the nNN tuAe 4
prescribing weight and speed ArN
force, and they make new ccnatxN@s
ton marc difIlcult., The result n tnMJ
the horse 10 comtnk back Into ~ leM4{
the crowded districts. while the nl0tc
IL in great favor In the auhuroa. Ney
York strap-hangers Will ~ env1oM
vhen they hear that thers = ~ 0s6<
crowding Of the buses. which axe 49,
orally not more than 80 pef cent. f1(
at crowded traflc pcint naAr 80
British Museum. The taxicAb =. A0MS
ever. achieving complete vicA
aver the London hanson. Tho 49,
sfour-wheeieY" curicunay enQN4M&
holds its own, but tho surviving AM14@
sonas are kept In servlcs In4fe
sentiment than anything else. tn
being chsAp4r TOR short 14p4
/ not much dearcr Tar lcue. e.
tvamways. Sir Herbert Jehyal N05joS
nat the future Hes With ~ MlGe
thus. rather than with thN street r.
which has never appeala1 ~ 4G4A4
favor.---Nsw York Evsnals9 Keee
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-02-19
ADOPT SCHEDULE
AFTER BIG FIGHT
National Leagues Managers Finally
Agree Upon One With
154 Games.

NEW YORK. Feb. is.-The Ma
tional League magnatss, after enc Of
the most bitter lights that was ever
carried on In thu inner ranks OF thu
biz baseball organization. late this at
ternoon adopted the I6A-Eeme play
ing schedule. Victory y claimed BY
both sidea.
The short schedule men. composed
OF preyfuss. Hermann and Dewey,
are delighted. because they carried
their point not TO play los games,
while, on the othof hand. the hackers
of tho longer sehedula proposition.
by Murphy. Ebhetts. Rob-
insan and Fegel. ara eiatad hecAuse
the season. In spite Of the adoptten
Of the shorter scheduls. will be ex-
tended until October IL, which Wa
one OF the main thinxs In armument
for the longer schednic.
The new schedule provides that ia
games must he piavsd between Aprtl
IA and October Is, inclusive, This
uan,pels the hall players To play one
dag over the stipulated SIX months,
lrsssss 4 OF having 4 week n the END
'of ths season to do Their barnStoruir
tng. for which thsy are paid In tbs
contract From these harnstQrmtngs
the owners derive no benefit. The
lengthsning q the pleytn9 eeaeeA =
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1910-02-19
PERMITS ARE GRANTED
FOR MANY BUILDINGS

The following building permits wsFe
issued Friday:
w E. Sullivan, 10 build detache4
frame stable and buggy shed ~ &t1t
East Broad street, cost $50.
w. r.. Schwartsschild. to build
brick tenement structure to b uno4
far three stores on the weet dido q
seventh street between Main -
Franklin. cost ti6,bo0.
Permits TO repair were ~ follower
r. Rabb. 10 repair = brick store ~
south side of Broad street betwoeM.
First and Fcussaee. cost 3&0e.
j. n Culitngwofth, 70 repair ps7o4
building on north side Of Main streo4
between Twenty-hfth and Tweatxs
sixth. cost t43s.
T.. Rabh, to repair brick buiiotl4
TO be used o. 4 barber shop On no&x1
aide OF Main street hetween 9AN4444
and Eighth. cost t7st.
Frank Roth. to repair frame dWeMH|
ing on north side OF Clay street -
tween Jail alley and Fifteenth atrsee
cost 500.