Bisbee daily review., 1910-11-15
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Socks Also In Place. Socks. Alrs Bawser socks" he wbisper, with a wave of his hand I've been buying socks all my life. I've bought over a billion pairs. bought three carloads only last week. and it seems as If ought to have at , least one pair around here. But haven't I've even been up on the roof to hunt Perhaps you will kind H'-
 See here" she interrupts as she walks over to the dresser and pulls out the bottom drawer. What do you call thesel Your socks have been kept in this same place ever since we lived in this house. Why didn't you look in hereT'
 Mrs. Bowser. we will not go to churchl We will not stir a foot to gor'
 T am glad of it"
 '"That is. we will go in spite of all your tricks. see your fine Italian hand in all these little tricks. but we shall go to church just the same"
 Where did you get that necktieY' "What's the matter with itT'
 "Its one of your old ones l flung into the storeroom. Here are the good looked into the furnace and out into the alley for your cuffsY Exactly, Mrs. Bowser. I've hunted for two long hours. but 1 haven't been able to find what you gave the cook to kindle the fire with" Right there under your nose in your cuff box-ten or twelve pairs" .1 think l see the drift of this thing" said MT. Bowser as he shook all the cuffs out of the box. You and I will have long talk after returning from church. You may so down if you wish"
 1 Mrs Bowser disappeared. and he suddenly thought of his cuff buttons. To his great surprise they were be- fore his eyes instead of being under the bed. To his further amazement he donned his coat and vest without tue bedstead falling down or the lava tory exploding. but he soon recovered from the shock and walked out into the hail and shouted: If there Is living soul downstairs let them answer me,''
 Mrs. Bowser came upstairs to ask what was the trouble.
 More Trouble untangIsd. | Might I presume to ask what your object was in sewing up my coat and vest? See how they hunchr'
 She advanced, gave the garments few pulls and jerks. and the lunches disappeared
 ~And these trousers" he said-"the, are forty rods too long"
 That's because your suspenders arr dangling around your knees instead ot being over your shoulders"
 ~But this internal collar is sawin. my ears off. When 1 hear of bus band chopping up hls wife with thu ax'-
 Pull your shirt down and your col far will be all right You are al punches"
 Mrs. Bowser. l am going to fool for a handkerchief, but of course i will be labor lost The cook is doubt less using them for dishcIoths."
 She pulled out one of the small drawers of the dressed. and the hand kerchiefs were there. Then she turn ed and walked downstairs. Half al hour later MT. Bowser followed He had put on the old suit he used when he worked around the house. It was greasy. paint spotted and ragged. AS Mrs. Bowser looked at him for an ex pianation he said:
 "No. ma'am- l am no hypocrite- If a hypocrite belonging to this household wants to go to church and pretend to be interested in religious matters she can go. but as for me will not dis semble This is the worst run house in America. and have to put up with more than any other husband in Amer ica. but I will not play the hypocrite You can got to church. but I will stay at home and rip and tear and cuss around. and if get drunk and mur der somebody I know that . jury o1 my peers will say:
 "Poor man. he was driven to 1t and