davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-05-12
AS They Do at Dinner Time.

81 want this floor repaired from the
parlor to the dining ROOM" said the
housewife to the tramp carpenter.
"Yes'm, but when do l get some
thing to eat?"
"When you repair the dining ROOM"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1910-05-12

Did you ever hear of man who
married woman to reform her?
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-02-12
ALL KIDNEY MISERY :.
and BACkACnE GOES
A FEW DOSES NOW WILL REGU.
LATE YOUR OUT OF ORDER
KIDNEYS ENDING LAME BACK
OND BLADDER MISERY.

Out-of-order kidneys act fine and
backache or bladder misery is re-
lieved after a few doses of Pape's
Diuretic.
Pains in the back, sides or loins,
rheumatic twinges, dibilitating head
ache, nervousness, dizziness, sleep
illness, inflamed or swollen eyelids,
worn out feeling and many other
symptoms of clogged, inactive kid
neys simply vanish.
Frequent, painful and uncontrolla-
Bile urination due to weak or lrri-
table bladder, is promptly overcome.
The moment you suspect any kid
ney, bladder or urinary disorder. or
feel rheumatism coming, begin TAX
ing this harmless remedy, with the
knowledge that there is no other med
icine, at any price, made anywhere
else in the world, which will effect
so thorough cure, as fifty cent
treatment of Pape's Diuretic, which
any druggist can supply.
This unusual preparation goes d.
rect to the out-or-order kidneys,
bladder and urinary system, cleaning,
healing and Strengthening these or
gans and glands, and completes the
cure before you realize it.
A few days treatment with Pa2e's
Diuretic means clean, active, healthy
kidneys, bladder and urinary organs
and you feel fine.
Your physician, pharmacist, banker
or ay mercantile agency will tell you
that Pape, Thompson and Pa1e, OF
Cincinnati, is a large and response"
BILE medicine concern, thoroughly
worthy of you'd confidence.
Accept only Pape's Diuretic fifty
cent treatment-from any drug store
anywhere in the world.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-02-12
MARY'S LITTLE FARM.

Mary had a little farm
AS level as the floor;
She placed on it fancy price,
And struggled to got more.
She kept the land until one day
The country settled up,
And where the wilderness had been
There grew bumper crop.
Then Mary rented out her land
(she would not sell. you know,
And waited patiently about
For prices still to grow.
They grew as population came,
Aand Mary raised the rent,
With common food and raiment now,
she could not be content.
She built her up a mansion fine,
Had bric-a-brac galore
And every time the prices rose
She raised the rent some more,
"WFhat makes the land keep Mary so?"
The starving people cry;
"Whv. Mary keeps the land, you
know"
The wealthy would reply.
And so each one of you might be
"Wealthy, refined and WISE
If you had only bought some land
And held it for the rise.
Exchange.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-02-12
THE SIDE OF THE FARMER.

Senator McCumber in the senate
a few days ago made an extended
speech in behalf of the farmer, in
connection with the inquiry into the
high cost of food products and the
farmers share of it. Senator Nc
Cumber showed that, calculated as
other business is calculated, the
farmer does not get a profit at all
exorbitant, considering his invest
ment, his labor and the cost of op-
Grafton of his farming institution.
This is very true. There were many
years when the toll of the farmer
was poorly paid, and when the most
rigid economy was necessary in or
der 20 make ends meet, provide for
his family and lay by modest sum
for age.
Things in this country have i'm
proved greatly in the past genera
ton or two There are those living
who remember plainly when what
are now considered the very neces-
,saries of life were luxuries. There
are those who remember plainly
when garments were homespun and
plain, shoes were considered high
priced at q couple of dollars pair,
home comforts such as are now
found in nearly every home were con-
sidered out of reach of ordinary NOR
tails, and the whole standard of liv-
ing was lower than now. The stan.
dard of living has risen in marked
degree. Houses are no longer heat
ed with stoves, but with furnaces or
hot water plants: bath rooms have
been installed in nearly all modern
houses; there are electric lights, and
a hundred and one comforts that
were denied to our forefathers; all
of these have increased the cost OF
living, but they have also helped to
make living more worth while. If
we want to live better we must pay
more; we can go back to the ways OF
our forefathers and live as cheaply
or more cheaply than they did: but
nobody wants to go back to- that
standard; and an inquiry into the
cost of living will disclose, we be-
1ieve. that the increase is in the
standard Of living more than the
cost.
Senator McCu1nber protested
against the theory that the farmer
should not share in the greater pros.
perity of the country; and he con.
tended that the farmer did not re
ceive more than his share in cost OF
foodstuffs; this Is true. without
doubt; and the man who is dissatis.
fed with his lot and envious of that
of the farmer may still find land a,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-02-12

The Minneapolis Journal publishes
this candid comment on republican
differences in South Dakota, which
might be commended to the atten-
ton of republican voters in this
state:
The sparring for position in South
Dakota republication has brought
out some more of the old bad blood
between the so-called insurgents and
stalwarts. Much of this acrimony,
we may rest assured. is: due to the de-
sire of power and position Little of
it has to do with vital differences in
republicanism. ! :. s.;
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-02-12
MIKL SENTENCE DEFERRED.
Walsh County Murderer VIII Be Sen
fenced by Judge kneeshaw Feb. 20

Grafton, N. D., Feb. 11.-Sentence
was not passed on Frank Mikl, the
Walsh county murderer yesterday,
but action was deferred by Judge
Kneeshaw until Feb. %, when court
convenes again. No reasons have
been given out for the deferring Of
the sentence, but it is generally sup
posed that further action may be
taken by the state in the case before
that time.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-02-12
COUNTY.
Announcement.

for reelection to the office of county treas
i;can voters at the primary election to be
held in June. . e A..
oeonle. attend to the duties of my office
faithfully, impartally and to the best inter-
ests of The taxpayers of Burleigh county.
Respectfully yours ,,r,v
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-02-12
ATTENTION"

All members of Company A are Or
dered to be present at the Armory
Monday evening, February IA, at 1880
p. m. The company will be inspected
by Major Mudgett anu every member
must be present. BY order Of
H. T. MURPHY,
Capt., Co. A.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-02-12
Eor ATTORNEY General.

herewith announce myself a ean "a t,e
OF Office ,e Of Attorney General Of the State OF
H Wnrtb Dakota. If reelected the present
no|icy Of the office will be eon it fi,1rp
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-02-12

If you are going to buy Valentines,
remember that there is one place in
Bismarck that always 81
has a complete line, I:,.,e,<x
and something out of N.~Z
the ordinary, at sGGIa
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-02-12
Maxine Life Safer.

Everywhere life is being made more
safe through the work of DR.. Kings
New Life Pills in constipation, bill
iousness, dyspepsia, indigestion, liver
troubles, kidney diseases and bowel
disorders. They're easy, but sure.
and perfectly build up the health. 25c
at Finney's Drug Store.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-02-12

1t is claimed by good authority that
electric vehicles In the city, equipped
with the new storage batteries can be
operated cheaper than horses.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-02-12
For Secretary Of State.

, am a candidate for secretary OF state;
a., ".' farmer. a soldier, a schoolmaster and
a a republican. II elected: I shall move M, my
f,milv to Bismarck, and perform we'll the
ou'es " '"S w. NJ. HOUSE.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-02-12
Political Announcements
STATE.
For State Auditor.

hereby announce myself reHuo!'ca az
candidate for reelection as state auu'o' ~
shall continue to reside at Bismarck am. NJ.
rive the affairs Of the office my persona r,n.
fent;on. as I have during the present au'''''
istration T. pRIcHTRILL
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-02-12

Real Observation-Disclosures BITTER
Sweets" nome made and best quail
ity-60 cents per pound.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-02-12

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine
Tablets Druggists refund money II
it fails to cure. E. w. GROVES sig
nature is on each box CSC.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-02-12

Real -Richholt's "Bitter
Sweets" home made and best quail
ity-60 cents per pound.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-02-12

Bananas-good and ripe, Is. 20 and
% cents per dozen, at Gussner's to-
day.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-22
ONLY ONE BEST.
Fargo People Give crodit Where
Credit is Due.

Fargo People Give crsdit Where
Credit is Due.
People of Fargo who suffer with
sick kidneys and bad backs want a
kidney remedy that can be depended
upon. The best is Doan's Kidney Pills,
a medicine for the kidneys only. made
from pure roots and herbs, and the
only one that Is backed bg cures in
Fargo. Here's Fargo testimony:
Mrs. L. c. Hanson. sos Third Ave-,
North, Fargo, n. OAK, says: II suffer-
ed a great deal last winter from a dull
pain across my kidneys and in the
small of my back, no doubt brought
on by severe cold that had settled
in my kidneys. My homework be-
came very irksome and at times !
found 1t difficult to get around. On
the advice of friend procured a
box OF Doan's Kidney Pills at Fout &
Porterfield's Drug Store and before
/ mad finished the contents the pain
and soreness had almost entirely dis
appeared. / continued their use and
before long all symptoms Of the
trouble had disappeared. / am indeed.
grateful to Doan's Kidney Pills for
what they have done for me-
For sale By all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster Milburn CO., Buffalo.
New York. sole agents for the United
Statec.
Remember the name-Doan's-an
take no other.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-22
STATE REPUBLICAN TICKET.
CONFORMING TO THE PRINCIPLES
AND INTENT OF THE PRI-
MARY LAW.

Prominent aspirants for official hon.
ors representing the progressive policies
OF Theodore Roosevelt and William
Howard Taft:
United States Senator-Porter ]. McCum.
Der, RicEland County; Edward EngeEud,
Cass County.
Member Of Congress-L. B. Hanna. Cass
County.
Goyernor-C. A. Johnson, Ward County.
Lieutenant Governors. B. Sharpe, La
Moure County.
secretary of state Frank s. Henry. Barnes
County.
state Auditor = John Flittie. McKenxie
County.
state treasurer Gunder Olson, Walsh
County.
Attorney General--J. c. Adamson, Botti-
neau County.
superintendent Of Public Instruction--E. j.
Taylor, Grand Forks County.
Commissioner OF Insurance-Geo. H. Stone,
Hettinger County.
Commissioner of Agriculture and Labor
( w. G. Gilbreath, Morton County.
Commissioners Of Railroads-W H.. Mann,
Morton County; j.. IT, Purcell, Cass
County; ]. o. Fadden, Grand Forks
County.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-22

We'll suppose we have knight and fairy both then"
Once
his
along carry
of his horse of stepped
motion
Throwing himself from the saddle the knight
could be of service For
danger distress
You're
the little NETS
beating little
The brute said the knight I'll fix him.
Only little a MINI
"A hundred miles! Why
"Are afraidT
Afraid? knight the kings
Then tie fairy
. But don't
"Never mind whether down
saddle
through the air the knight
q rude, dirty cabin, bad a little
SO this is the Well
We'll he
with his strong right him
and
threw him aside but the little girl he took with him the
pncesses the
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-22
Travellers Tales

Got any good rigs in?" asked the
young fellow, as he entered livery
stable not so very many years ago on
Fourth of July.
Lot of EN-" laconically replied the
liveryman.
II want good looking horse, not
afraid of the fireworks or anything else,
and fine looking buggy. want to
take my girl out in the country about
six miles for dinner"
II can't give it to you" remarked
the man who had horses to rent.
why no? Not all out, are they?
thought you said there were plenty in?
If SO, why can't get one?'
Il did, but this Is the Fourth Of
July
whats that got to do with tit"
Its the one day in the year when
all of my horses have a holiday and
rest in their stalls. / haven't let a
horse to go out on a Fourth Of July in
seven years and I do not intend 20
again."
That's funny. though the Fourth
of July was big day in the livery
business"
1T used to be. / tried to work 1t up;
get all the business / could; sent some
of the horses out two or three times
What happened?"
Nothing much I'm here to make
money all right, but couldn't afford it.
Every year, be as careful as / could,
buggies got smashed to pieces or q
good horse came back ruined and had
to be killed. Sometimes both. One
buggy Is worth as much as all OF the
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-22
THE HOUSE FLY COMES.

It is time to begin an organized cru
SADIE against flies. The backwardness
of the season has delayed somewhat the
arrival Of these annual visitants, but
they are now beginning to swarm in
full battalions. Soon they will be in
complete possession.
The drowsy hum of the pestiferous
insect is already heard upon the June
air.
And if monotonous music were the
only thing dispensed by these wander
ing minstrels one could manage to en-
dure the ordeal without being much
worse off-but the wings of these I'M
welcome guests of the city are weight
ed with the germs of death.
They spread tuberculosis as well as
typhoid fever.
There is no telling to what extent
the food of the wayfaring man is sea-
soned by an admixture of flies The
serenade which he gets when he sits
down to eat is an evil of small magni-
tude compared with the ingredients
which enter into his broth.
Thus in more ways than one the in
sect is menace to health
To get at the tap root of the evil
the law of cleanliness must be put into
effect, Premises must be purged of
impurities of every kind.
1t is not only the garbage pile. but
the dirty sink and the unventilated
buffers pantry and the spots of grease
on the fioor--which nourish and sus-
tain the grand army of flies.
sloven housekeeping, more than any
other one cause perhaps. is to be cred
tied with responsibility for this plague
The remedy, therefore, is in a resort
to the primal virtue which is said to be
next to goodness. Put houses in order
Invoke the frequent and diligent use
or the broom to keep premises well
swept Make the atmosphere of homes
sweet and wholesome Then will the
house fly fold his tent like an Arab and
betake himself to some other resort.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-22
AN EASY AND HARMLESS WAY
TO DARKEN THE HAIR.

Who does not know of the value Of
sage and sulphur for keeping the hair
dark, soft, glossy and in good condition?
AS matter of fact, sulphur is a natural
element of hair, and a deficiency of it
in the hair is held by many scalp spe-
cialists to be connected with loss OF
color and vitality of the hair. Unques-
tionably, there is no better remedy for
hair and scalp troubles, especially prema-
ture grayness, than sage and sulphur, if
properly prepared. The Wyeth Chemical
Company, "a Cortlandt St., New York
City, put up an ideal preparation of this
kind, called Nyeth's Sage and Sulphur.
It is sold by all leading druggists for
Doc. and 500 a bottle, or is sent direct
by the manufacturers upon receipt Of
price.
For sale and recommended by F'out
& Porterf1eld.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-22
North Dakota Political Gossip

Michigan Arena Owing to a recent
decision of the supreme court our pres
ent congressman, AISLE j. Gronna, is
araryed against Judge Edward Engerud
for the republican nomination as Unit
ed States senator for the short term
ending March 8, 1915. An obvious and
important difference exists between
these two aspirants for one of the
highest and most particular offices
within the gift of the voters of our
commonwealth.
First of all we must fairly consider
the pretension of Gronna to the sem
atorship. If he has been found want
ing in his tenure of Office, as we be-
lieve he has, his unf1tness for the high
er duties of u. S. senatorship is APP
parent.
Mr.. Gronna has served three terms
as congressman without accomplishing
anything in a legislative way which
will rebound with credit to the state
He has never been the author of an
important BILL and such minor meas
ures as he has introduced from time
to time are still slumbering in obscure
committees, where they will remain as
penis their poor importance.
Furthermore, during his first two
terms as congressman, Gronna was the
abject and willing tool of the corpora
tions-both in his home state and at
Washington. This Is no idle statement.
Time after time he deserted his
duties in congress to return home and
perform the political bidding of Nc
Kenzie. One important instance of
this kind. and one which was partic-
ularly Objectionable to the farmers of
this state, was his desertion of the
federal grain inspection bill at the
bidding of Mckenzie. Gronna profess
ed to have a deep interest in this
measure, and to be the most active of
its promoters, yet he left it at the time
of need, before the house and FASTENED
home, Why? Because his assistance
was needed by the gang to straight
EN- out a campaign tangle in Ram
sey county. This is but one in
stance of his spineless dereliction of
duty, desertion Of the public interests
for the needs of the corporations. If
he had performed any service of mo-
ment during his congressional period,
we might possibly find or feel some
But no, his official career is absolutely
barren OF practical results, dedicated
to an overweening selfishness, and
crowned with shame by intrigue and
double dealing. Let us explain, al
though explanation is scarcely neces-
sary this latter statement. Two years
ago Gronna was, soul and body, the
property Of the corporations. He be-
lieved in their political methods and
accomplishments. Today he processes
to be a progressive" His political
methods have altered in name only.
The progressive cause is completely
given over to the dictatorship of he
and Tom Marshall. To all intents and
purposes it Is the gang of other days
promising fair usage to the public, and
planning a political absolute monarchy
which would Guido the old. Thus con-
sidered as a worthless legislator,
trickster, and gang leader, for present
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-22

Fourth OF July business. When kid
throws a firecracker under a horse
there is liable to be something doing,
even if the best driver is handling an
old skate that you wouldn't think
would run away for an earthquake.
Some others may think I'm foolish but
I'm satisfied and ahead of the game by
giving my horses holiday"
Il guess you're right" admitted the
young man. I'll have to try somebody
else, who doesn't figure as you do"
G. W. Burpee, of Hartford, Conn.,.
general agent and inspector of one of
the largest insurance companies Of the
United States, was the guest of F. w.
Thomas yesterday 1t is his business
to go all over the country and pay a
visit to the different agents OF his
company. He is an old newspaper
man and worked in Hartford for many
years. He says the newspaper instinct
is as strong in him now as 1t was ten
years ago when he was doing police
and other assignments in his town.
Said he: Monday / was down in
Aberdeen, S. d., and when there hap
pened to be near the scene where some
Italians got into a nnix-up with girl
and shot the latter twice. Looking at
1t from my old newspaper view 1t was
beautiful story and before / knew
what / was doing had my note book
down and was taking notes Of what
had seen. Then / happened to recol-
lect myself and put the pad in my
pocket and honestly gave a sigh. 1t
was such good story. / do this very
often, and honestly believe that I will
never get over it. liked the business
and would like to get back in the har-
ness again, only there's more money In
this ~
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-22

eE Congressman Gronna was a trifle
late getting onto the fact-but he f.
nally concluded the McCumber national
grain inspection bill was all 0. k. and
he's endorsing the plan-now-just be-
fore election. Perhaps he will endeavor
to swipe McCumber's thunder like Tom
Marshall endeavored to on the denat-
ured alcohol proposition, when he took
a Minnesotan's idea.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-22
GOOD ROADS MEETING.

The third annual session Of the North
Dakota Good Roads association is in
session in Fargo today and will con-
tinue tomorrow This is one Of the
most important meetings that has been
held in the state this year-and the en-
thusiasm that marks the opening day
gives indication Of the widespread tn-
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-22
Oysters on Pacific Coast.

Portland, Ore, une IA quantity
Of eastern oysters has arrived from
Long Island Sound for planting at
Tokeland, an oyster town on the Pa
cifc near the mouth of the Columbus
river. 1t is believed the experiment
will be entirely successful and that the
transplanted shellfish will thrive here.
Four hundred and twenty sacks os
oysters were received, which are about
half grown and are expected to mature
in two weeks.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-22
VOLUME xxxIn, NO. 1877.

The Fargo Forum ana Republican Is
published eyeTv evening except Sunday In
The Forum Building, corner Of First avenue
and Fifth street north, Fargo, n. d.
Subscription - The Fargo Forum and
daily Republican, by carrier, 15c per week,
or 40c per month, IN advance; So per year.
ISL per year. The Fargo Forum and Sat
urday Republican, So per year. Single
copies be. Subscribers will dnd the date
to which they have paid printed opposite
their names on their address slips.
Address all communications to The Fo,
rum Printing Co.. Fargo. y. ID.