Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-12-11

put her out. You talk like T. r. be-
fore election" she cried in derision.
This dialogue was interrupted by the
entrance Of bunch of politicians. They
governor. and turned out to be the
same. They wanted places on the band
wagon. The first to appear was Judson
daeS n of Chic Mss ans de
manded his ticket.
"Why, am the ticket" asserted Har'
mon. II am the friend Of the masses.
and the classes are friends of mine.
mot yet" said Miss Democracy. "you
see what you can do with a democratic
legislature on your hands. Get Off.
Then Dix Of New York showed up
with a ticket bearing the 20. K" Of
Charles F. Murphy, who was declared
not sufficient. He offered as another
reason for his right to ride that he
owned the wall paper trust, and had
run on a platform Of down with the
trusts, which was proof of his ver-
satility.
trouble with the democratic party for
the past twenty-five years is that 1T
has been too blamed versatile" And
Dix was fired Off bodaciously.
"What's this?" inquired the lady, as
Simeon F. Baldwin of Connecticut
| tried to climb aboard.
Are you referring to me as this?
''This or that; take your CHOICE, she
replied. as she barred muscular arm,
and with warning glare in her eye.
Judge Baldwin allowed that he was a
great legal light.
Chute for Judge Baldwin.
| whats the law got to do with the
democratic party?" roared Miss Democ-
racy. 1.-The republicans made the laws
| and we've got to make new ones. Get
off, So Simeon went down the chute.
Eugene N. Foss of Massachusetts, de-
manded a place OH the wagon because he
| had been "a lifelong democrat ever since
| Henry Cabot Lodge trimmed me on reci-
procity.'
| "Well, one good trim deserves another
| You go out and shave Henry Cabot and
I'll look you over" And down he tun-
bled.
II am Doctor Woodrow Wilson Of New
| Jersey, and when 1 speak, all listen.' said
a scholarly parsonage in cap and gown.
| well. doc, there are lot of us out
west who are Rsett off aeaf' re'0r'ed Miss
r but 1 am the only one fitted to be
| the national voice." he insisted.
Cut it out; there's been too much OF
this national voice. what we want is
do you want anything. grandpa she
asked, sarcastically, Of the bewhiskered
chap who next approached He was John
W. Kern of Indiana. but the lady de-
| clared that no one with such Whiskers
could ride on the wagon.
| "You don't like my whiskers?'
| "Sure / like them. But you have got
to have some other qualification. Get
Bryan's o. K. No Good.
l
and announced that he had the indorse.
ment of William Jennings Bryan'-bu1
THE poor man got no farther. Miss
Democracy flew into violent rage a.
soon as the words were out of his mouth
fell upon him and beat him off the bano
Wagon with club.
William ]. then appeared in person
land vowed he would get aboard.
You will not roared Miss Democracy
advancing truculently. To the rejoinde,
THAT he had ridden alone in it for four
lteen years she retorted that that wa
1.-The reason he could not get aboard again
At this point prosperous and pluto
cratic-appearing fellow, who said he wa
! "Wall Street." appeared. shooed all tn
governors away and roughly sraspini
Miss Democracy, hauled her off tn
wagon.
! 'You come wi,t me, young lady," erie,
Wall Street, II Will pick out your partne
J for that joy ride Of 1912"
Souvenir Of the Banquet.
The souvenir of the dinner was a forty
fve-page pamphlet entitled 1.-THE Gri6
iron Playhouse" printed in the form of
theater program. The booklet was /
Illustrated, a feature being 1.-The lame due
SERIES" lifelike pictures of the victim
, of the recent elections in their damage
| condition. There were also a nun1be
, of cartoons. one depicting the smilin
. kid who Used Insurgent Soap and til
unhappy one who USED Payne Tart
Powder" Paraphrasing a popular &C
yertisement. Senators Hale and Aldric
were shown as the New Englan
Twins" clasping hands under the mott
'.Our work is DONE"
: HE won't be happy till he gets IT.
: was the legend over q cartoon Of Atto
] ney General Wickersham reaching fro
his tin bathtub for the sugar trust Eli
1 Wilson Glue was advertised in a cartoo