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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12
CHEWING AND EsCHEw1NG.

An Illinois professor VINO recently
wed sixty days on peanuts, IL to at
tempt the experiment Of subsistiug for
IA similar length of time on water.
Just what the object OF the game Is
not stated but If ne lives through the
test the world probably viii be adj
vised to take water as remedy for
he cost of living and the Ills of the
flesh
There are not many persons VITO
would care to undertake such an eX-
~eriment. Conceding that one MAJ
survive for an indefinite iorcth OF
time on purely aqreous d'ct there
would he some danger Of the eyper'
menter meeting TIE fate Of tie COW
that ives fed on sawdrst--dying inst
about the time he got used to 80
monotonous regimen.
If the food faddists would be lit,
tie more reasonable IN their fads tie
public in general would he more fav.
orally Impressed. Instructions as ia
chewing and eschewing douhtlesa
might be followed 10 sensible eX,
tent with benefit, but when faithful
disciple is advised to chew his butter
|anI his lemonade and to eschew all
solid foods for period of days he
cannot be severely eensured Il he
jumps the entire Job and resumes
eating on the goas-you-please plan.
After all IT may be as good lack as
ANY for the average man to eat what
ne wants, 50 long as 1t agrees with
his purse and his digestion Wat
ever may be his experience along that
line of least res stance We Is at least
likely to last longer than the bloom
ling chump who tries to live on wind
land Observation-Disclosures,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12
GOLDSBORO
HEARD FROM
4 Lady Who Lives in Goldsboro
Joins in the Chorus Of Praise
Tor Cardui, The W0man's
Tonic.

Goidsboro. N. Ca physician treat
ed me for many distressing symptoms, D
writes Mrs. Eta A. Smith, '"but gave
me no relief.
~ suffered with neuralgia around the
heart and was troubled at times with my
head. | had pain in my left side, bowels,
left thigh, shoulders and arms.
AFTER taking Cardui, am now wei
and can recommend ii to other suffering
women"
Just such doubtful symptoms, as those
from which Mrs. Smith suffered, are the
ones for which il will pay you to take
Cardui, the wonan's tonic.
1t is at such times, when there is moth.
Ing to show, for certain, the real cause
the trouble, that you need a tonic, to give
the body strength to throw off the Hines:
that evidently threatens.
Take Cardui, when you are III, viii
the ailments Of your sex Take Cardu
as a tonic, to prevent Illness, when yoi
feel 1t coming.
Your druggist keeps it.
N. B.-Wnte to- Ladies' Advisory Dept. chst,a
noo2s Medicine Co, Chattanooga, Tenn fnf Speri
frsfrncffons. and 64-pa&e book. "Hnme Trsatme,
of Women sent IN plain wrapper on request n
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12

Birthday Cake.--When a child's birth
day happens to fall on special holi-
day tho colors appropriate to that oc-
casion can be used In the candles--as
buff and blue for the 22d of February,
red, white and blue for the Independ.
ence day child and holly painted can
dies for the Christmas birthday cake.
Wonderful color combinations can be
made with colored icings put on with
pastry tube in designs--and candles
to ha- monize or form a contrast.
Every child should be given the priv
ilege Of cutting his own birthday cake.
Cunning birthday cakes OF tiny pro.
portions can be bought for baby's first
birthday The one candle is larger
than those used later and sometimes
can be bought with the childs frs,
name decorating itjn gilt letters.
When for any reason child has been
unable to come to the birthday party
at the last minute hip slice of@cake
with candle attached is wrapped In
paratiin paper and sent to him.
Sponge cake or a simple cup cake
batter is the best birthday cake fo
young children as many mothers are
fussy about their children eating rich
food.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12

They have likened our Teddy to
the Emperor of Germany and yet
what a difference! Recently the ka
yer, as host OF the Car, devoted
lay to sport" The royal party sal
Upon a platform whether upon CAM
chairs or sofas the correspondents
omit to say), screened by boughs
The game was driven to the slaughter
by an army OF retainers. The EN-
peror of Germany and the Gar o.
all Russias shot the animals that
came within range of their guns
Look at that picture, and then Loo
at the picture Of Teddy in Africa,
rs presented in the magazines.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12
Goldfish souffle.

Soak the prepared salt goldfish for
three hours, then boil for twenty min
utes, drain and set away until cold.
Measure the fisk and TO two cups Of it
allow one cupful Of mashed potatoes.
Mix well. beating In one cup of milk
and the yolks Of three eggs, well
whipped. Add a tablespoonful Of melt
ed butter, salt and white pepper to
taste and three tablespoonfuls of graf
ed Parmesan cheese Turn into but
tered baking dish, sprinkle grated
cheese over the top and bake to a
golden brown. Serve Immediately.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12

when he failed to stand up for the
people instead of for Ballinger ana
the tariff robbers, Capt. Thistlewood
weakened min very materially be
carse of his stand pattism" with the
Cannon crowd, and but for his per
sonal popularity as man and as al
old soldier he probably would not
have been returned to congress. Not
a few Democrats in Cairo voted fol-
him on this account and because he
was regarded as the Cairo congress
man."
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12
Angelina Scores.

When Edwin reached home the other
.~eyening he was panied to find An
gelina with tears streaming down her
face. In his mental vision he pic
tured some great catastrophe. Had
the cook given notice? Or had the
baby cut the wrong tooth? or-or-
whatever could il be?
My love-" he cried. why are you
weeping
II am not weeping" she replied
cheeriiy; these tearNare stimulated"
+Ha. ha~ he laughed In a superior
manner. You mean simulated. my
dear-simulated."
mo, don't" she returned At mean
stimulated. I've been peeling onions"
Ideas.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12
Potato Griddlecakes,

Twelve large potatoes, three heaping
tablespoons of flour, one teaspoon Of
baking powder, one-half teaspoon salt,
one or two eggs, two teacups of boiling
milk. The potatoes are peeled, washed
and grated into a little cold water
(Which keeps them white; then strain
off the water and pour on boiling milk,
stir in eggs, salt and -four mixed with
baking powder; If agreeable flavor with
a fine chopped onion. Bake like any
other pancake, allowing little more
lard or butter. Serve with stewed or
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12
We've Got The Blues.
Mad Fondness for sMeet rhlna..

rao FohQness fpr sweet inin9s.
Old-time inhabitants of England had
decidedly sweeter tooth than most
nioderns have, In Tudor days 1t was
the general practise to pour honey
over the meat and honey or sugar
was used In so many dishes TO say
nothing Of being mingled with the
wine) that 1t is on record that the
teeth OF most people we're black In
consequence. Most of the old dishes
would be too rich today, for oysters
we're stewed In wine. pigeons stuffed
with gooseberries. grapes boiled In
butter and mutton was stuffed with
oysters I'LL
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12
preserved fruit.
Zoos a La GoIdsnrod.

Three hard boiled eggs. one cup milk.
five circular pieces of toast, one table
spoon butter, one tablespoon -four, one
half teaspoon salt, one-eighth spoon
pepper. Make thin white sauce OF
milk, butter, -four. salt and pepper;
separate yolks from whites of eggs,
chop whites and add to sauce. Ar
range toast on platter, pour sauce over,
force the yolks through strainer,
sprinkling over the toast. Garnish with
parsley.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12
Double Barrelsd Poems.

Come back. come back" he cried In grief
Across the raging water,
And I'll forgive your highland chief.
My daughter, o my daughter"
Tom Campbell.
Ben King also took a shot at 1t with
"How often, oh, how often
The whispered words so soft
How often. oh, how often,
How often, oh, how Off,
Chicago Tribune.
Dryden was the fellow who saw this bet
and came again
HE sang Darius. great and good,
BY too severe a fate
Fallen, fallen, fallen, fallen,
Fallen from his high estate
And welt'ring In his blood"
Cleveland Leader.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12
The Useful. Caramel.

Many women who do not venture to
prepare caramel at home because Of
the danger of burning instead Of
browning the sugar do not know that
the druggist has it at It's best De-
iicious custard Is made with maple
sugar for sweetening and caramel for
coloring, and the two favors blend ex-
cellently. Tho caramel is useful for
coloring sauces as well as for flavoring
custards and creams.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12

With so little doing 10 police cir
cles, and the city generally so order
", there does not appear to be any
pressing need of filing the vacancies
on the force The force seems to be
large enough TO maintain order In
the community, now that It's conduct
has SO materially improved in the
matter Of isorderly places and their
hangerson. at.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12
can tho Worlds a Stage"

"All women are actresses, and tn
stories of their lives are all dramas
"All right. What's bachelor girlf
I She's farce comedy"
whats grass widow?" tptb
she's problem play" III
whats an old maid?" TM
"a tragedy" n
What's happy married woman"
Shes musical comedy, a fairy tai
and society drama all In one."-
Spokane Spokesman Review.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12

A typical. well-preseryed, well-edu
Gated woman of the present day who
confesses to forty. but whose heart
ana complexion are both as fresh as II
at least ten years younger. has q
keener zest for life than many won.
an only half her age. Perfectly
groomed, exquisitely polished in
style and manner, she is a ing OF
beauty In a very real sense OF the
word, and she knows her power
Geutlewcman. tE5
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12

There's talk by the secretary Of the
treasury Of reducing the size of pa.
ner money If he reduces it In pro
portion to the reduction of its power
TO buy bacon, 1t will be about one
third its present SIZE, which is. to be
exact, 72S inches long and 3.04 in,
ches wide. However, an important
thing Ia that 1t shall be worth its
face value under all circumstances.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12
Circulation statement.

The above is a correct statement OF
the circulation Of The Cairo Bulletin
for the year 1909 and for the month
Of October, 1910.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this list day OF November 1910.
LEO j. KLEB,
Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12

So far the only comment hearf
from the outside world" on Cairo's
election has been favorable, Mer
representing wholesale houses o
Cairo bring word that the concensl'
Of opinion among the communities In
this section is that "Cairo has re
deemed herself"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12
MoIasses Cookies.

Put into a saucepan one curful OF
rnolasses, then allow II to cool, add
two we'll beaten eggs, half teaspoon
full OF baking soda dissolved in one
tablespoonful Of boiling water. then
stir in lightly one pound Of sifted
-four Roll out, cut out with round
cutter and bake In hot oven
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12
Hon. Joseph j. Russell has been

Hon. Joseph J. Russell has beer
sent back to congress from the Mis-
souri, district opposite Cairo. lie
beat Chas A. Grove, Republican, BY
a majority of from 1900 to 1900
Ca'roites will be pleased over this re.
suit because many OF them know Mr..
Russell to be a man of marked ahl,
ity, whose thorough knowledge or
matters pertaining to river improve.
raent and earnest and able work Ia
promote It. has made him strong
friends on this side OF the river
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12

IN his court house speech In Cairo
last week Hon. Owen Scott urging
voters to reflect Capt. Tnistlewood,
made the no'nt that the Taft admin
istration was like a bird which need
ga two wings or II could not fly. The
administrations two wings are the
two houses OF congress, and Ii was
necessary that both should be Repub-
lean or the administration would be
crippled. The smile is not alto
gether true. The president himself
broke one wing Of his administration
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12

When everything is considered, and
boiled down, the conclusion appears
Inevitable that the thing which did
more than any other TO give Tonnes
see TO the Republicans was the kill
ing Of Carmark and Coy. Pattersons
conduct IN releasing the Coopers VINO
killed MIN.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12

From the momner's bench to the
stool Of repentance is not SO far, nor
II the path very difficult, gentlemen
Of the Alexander County Republican
organization
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12
CIRCULATION STATEMENT.

Average number of complete and
perfect copies Of The Cairo
Bulletin printed daily and Sun
day during the year 1909 .....221s
Average number Of complete and
perfect copies Of The Cairo
bulletin printed daily and Sun
day during the month OF oc-
tober 1910 ................. .265d
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12

Mas Turkey Gobbler, yo' looks might
sly S
What yo' struttin' roun' so spry7
Yo' kin rare yo' haid ez high #H
But ] know sumpn. Ssaa$Sis
Wins a-blowin' mighty col. lHtWfGa4
Knows a secret ben toll. tlIAE$9
Yo' am struttin' mighty bol'-- " sRa
But ] know sump'n. II e
Thanksgivln' ain but few days of;
Taters gittin' mighty cot.
Taters an turkey. Tubs 'em bof'--
En- know sump'n.
--Lippincotts
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12

While elsewhere in the country til
Democrats are eating three square
meals q day, in Memphis and othrT
Tennessee towns they are barely abls
70 sit up and nartake or bean soup
cocktails.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12
Helps Plants.

Church-Here's an item that says
the use OF electric lights will make
plants grow.
Gotham = l wonder what kind Of
plants?
Electric light plants. guess
Yonkers Statesman.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12
A Hard Lesson to Learn.

at was Marcus Aurelius, believe
who said, Live as II you expecteN
every day to be your last day."
Eyes; think he said something g
the kind. I've often quoted 1t to M
son. but can't get him to take tn
lesson to heart, He seems to prefer {
live as IL every day were going to b
pay day. Chicago Record Herald.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12
Eortituc1e.

The man who tries motorcar TO run
Must bravely face the crowd and never
shirk
The taunts of those who have all kinds of
fun
While he perspires and tries to make It
work.
Washington Star
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12

Mrs. X.--'1 despise that woman;
she tries to make a cloak Of religion"
Mrs. Yves. and she hasn't enough
Of II to make her a decent bathing
suit,"-Boston Transcript
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12
Perfectly LEGAL.

He and she were studying law.
But he formed an attachment for
her.
And soon she had lien on him.
Two years elapsed
And then they had a little convey
ance.--Judge.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12
CAIRO IN 1883

The ladies' of the g. A. Il. ReiieI
1orps gave an entertainment al Teal
enggc ran on the night of April ~,
Mss Mary Magee rendered all nstru
mental solo, and Master Charlie Pa
tier gave a recitation very nicely.
Miss Lima Stewards recitation. Tile
Ola canteen," was pronounced the
best feature of The evening.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12

cns year ago last night, the second
of TIE two most terrible chapters in
Cairo's history was written. at the
intersection OF Eighth street ana Com
mercial avenue.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12

Hot wheat pancakes are delicious for
a simple midday luncheon If served
with ounce jelly.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12

A republican county delegate con-
vention was hell at the court honse
on April 20tn. Col. @. o. Patier was
chairman and George Parsons and r,
II. 0'Brien secretaries. Delegates
were appointed to several conyen-
tions and a new county central com
mittee appointed. Among the dele
gates were A, Holderby, Dan7 Nc
earthly w. N. Butler, Chas L.ancas.
ter, Jesse e. NJ Her, Peter Saup. Wal
ter Warder, ]. Fl. Woodward and
David Ross. Capt. N. B. Thistlewood
was favored for the congressional
nomination.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12

A spoonful or fluffy whipped cream
makes an ornamental addition to an
,ggnog.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12

LOST--Gold locket between 18th
st. and Douglas school. Initials *,
S." Return to 21a nth st. Rewaari
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12

Bulletin Il April iStb: rMrs. Oh
er!y sold ire old Bulletin building
asst week with the four lots, corner
Twelfth and Washington avenae ~
VIM McFiale The price agreed upon
was about $4,000,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12

The Bulletin Is on sale at the fol
lowing places:
coleman's, 7o2 Commercial Avenue
Halliday House News Stand.
Blue Front Restaurant.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12
ScantY Material

Gee--we're blue, what will we do
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12

At a city election on Tuesday, April
nth, VIM. MeHale, Cnas. NJ Howe,
Col. John Wood, c. o. Patier and
George G Koehler We're elected mem.
Ners Of the city counc Z. Mr.. Koch.
er defeated eolored opponent by 5
votes, and col. Wood another by co.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12

Mr. and Mrs Dewey, Of Sandwich,
ILL.,. parents Of circuit clerk z. s.
Dewey, were visiting the latter at
this time On April 14th. they cele
bratel the fifty-eignth anniversary OF
Their wedding. Their ages were 50
and 81 respectively.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-11-12
Fascinating Forty.Flve.

Gee-we're blue, what VIII We !,
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1910-07-21

balls from the Kwilu River. OF these
Mr.. Hilton-Simpson says that they are
some OF the best natives he has ever
met. mild, oblising. honest and indus
trious.
In all cases they possessed en- 7ex-
tremely shrewd idea OF the value Of
curios. the price demanded and paid
being In most cases in excess OF what
they would fetch In a London auction
room.
AS q "juju." OF medicine" the ex-
plorers took out with them a small
English clockwork elephant. which
greatly impressed the natives. says the
Vancouver Province. In every village
the exhibition OF this elephant with
its movable trunk and legs evoked
the greatest interest and surprise. All
the Inhabitants OF the village would
come out when they heard that the
white man was going to show them
his medicine, but they were careful
never to go near the mysterious toy
In one remote village where paper
had never been seen the people OFFER
ed what they regarded as u high price
for a single page OF an English week
ly journal.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1910-07-21
CannibaIs Honest Men.

Details are published of the work
ish Museum two years ago to study
the native tribes in the Kasai basin,
a vast unknown area of the Congo
Free State. The expedition consisted
of e. To-day w. Hilton-Simpson, a
well-knOwn traveller and explorer, and
n. II. Hardy, an artist. When Messrs.
to-day and Hilton-Simpson reached
the coast their arrival caused consid-
cradle surprise, as it had been report
ed that they. had been Killed and
eaten by cannibal tribes among whom
they had been living.
They say they never had the least
difficulty with the people who formed
their expedition, although eighteen. of
their twenty-five porters were canni-
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1910-07-21
DIVORCED MRS. VANDERBILT
RETURNS TO NEW YORK

NEW YORK-Special.- Elsie
French Vanderbilt. the divorced wife
of Alfred Gwynne Vanderbilt. return
ed TO New York today on the liner
Kron Prinzessin Cecilie after q stay
abroad of a little over a month. Her
purpose in going abroad was yelled
in mystery when she sailed on the
Mauretania on June I'd. and the mys-
terry was not lifted when she arrived
today.
1t has been stated ever since Mrs.
Vanderbilt secured her divorce last
September that she was going to
marry Willing Spencer, a young law
yer of Philadelphia and the son of j.
Thompson Spencer, vice president OF
the Pennsylvania Railroad system
When she went abroad last fall he
followed her. and. it is said, met her
in Paris. Later he toured France and
Germany with Mrs. Vanderbilt and
her mother.
Other passengers on the Cecilie were
John w. Gates and his son. Charles
G. Gates, William E. Corey. Mortimer
l. Schiff, A. V. Armour. Cecile A
Grenfelt. NJ. P; Edgar f. Lucken-
bach, the Baroness Elise WiederSper-
ger, Won Wiedersperg, Martin Beck
and Raymond G. Brown, of the United
States immigration service at Homo
lulu.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1910-07-21
YOUNG COZ PLE'S PLANS
ARE NIPPRD in BUD

n Z II M oND, V A Special. -
The alleged matrimonial intentions
OF young e. II. Walton, twenty years
I ola, or Albemarie county, and of pref
" Nettie Chisholm, the sixteen-year-
ola daughter of Jonn Chisholm, of
the same county, have been nipped
IN the bud by the father of the girl,
assisted by Deputy Sheriff G. M.
Ihomas, OF the county. Young Wal
ton IS en- route to Charlottesville with
the Sheriff for company and the girl
has been taken home by the father
of Blanche Herring, seventeen years
or age, who accompanied the runa-
ways and who has also been taken
home
Armed with warrant charging the
young man with NnlaWfully and fe-
ioniously taking from her home Net
tie Chisholm for Illegal purposes, the
girl being under sixteen years of age,
the Sheriff reached Richmond this
morning and was aArarded possession
ef Walton by Justice Crutchfield. Mr..
Herring came to tht city last night
ana has taken the kgiFls home, the
Qonce authorities having delivered
them up this morningl
The trio came TO Richmond last
SATURDAY morning and were arrested
that afternoon The1 had taken a
room at one of the downtown hotels.
according to Walton, Ale and Nettie
came here to be marrietl. but the IA
tner Of the girl swore kout the war
rant and made the charge a more
serious one. When arreAted Walton's
worldly goods consistent of three
cents. The two girls streAokaousIy de-
MED ali intentions Of wroi .ping and