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The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06

highly metaphysical process Of
reasoning that raised merry thun-
der. Doctor de Young is an art
ist. We should admire man
who can sit behind pair of
deuces and make you think he
has four aces and one up his
sleeve. Who, Mike? Never.
We know he is not blufing,
because he heads up his sermon.
with quotation from the Lords
prayer. Lead us not into temp
tation,' he cries with efusion.
Isn't he a peach?
RUBBING 1T IN
The Oakland Tribune modestly
offers this suggestion:
Now that the Lincoln
RooSeVelt league has nOml-
mated Hiram Johnson for gov
ernor, it is up to the regular
organization to nominate his
father, Hon. Grove l.. John
son, so that the office will re-
main in the family, no matter
how the primary election goes.
The suggestion is admirable if
there is any desire to make the is
sue clear But why rub it in by
styling Grove Johnson honor
able?
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06
A TRAINED PERFORMER

Alden Anderson is different His proclamation,
addressed to the republican voters of California,
is full of the finest sentiments but, unlike Curry,
he carefully abstains from committing the unpar-
donable offense of lese organization But he isaa
Roosevelt republican, all right. So is Grove
Johnson
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06

busy at both ends of the line, and they probably
will have to get buster before they are through
with the game. Stanton is making lots of smoke
In this end of the state and it is believed he will
start things when he swings up through the central
and northern sections. have heard some Lincoln
Roosevelt people remark that Stanton is their
second choice and that they will be glad to support
him in the event they fail to nominate their
at the primaries. Anderson also is quite in favor
with the element, mainly. it is supposed, be-
cause of his association for four years with the
SANITY Pardee.
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06
GET THE COAL
THE BUSY PRESS AGENT

1t may be merely coincidence, but this solcitude
Of Mr.. de Young for the suferings of the half
frozen Alaskans comes pat the moment when
the ingenious and well fixed Guggenhens have
started press agency to set themselves right with
those citizens of the United States who were out
of the way of those temptations which Mr.. de
Young fears might have proved too strong for
them. Last week the Guggenhems sent their
business agent to give testimony before com
mittee of congress to explain what this temptation
had done TO them and an authorized version OF
this testimony was carefully prepared for distri-
button among the corps of newspaper correspond
ents in Washington. If Mr.. de Young's lament
over the morbid honesty of CLAWS was mere
coincidence, the relief of overburdened soul
Ginning in unison all unconscious with the Guggen-
helm propaganda he may have missed trick and
| am sure he will thank me for the information
50 that he may yet find something wherewith to
warm himself in these Alaska coal measures. But
he does not miss many such tricks.
THE GENERALS CRYPTOGRAM
/ may be permitted to quote Doctor de Youngs
diagnosis OF the CLAWS malady, to wit:
Mr.. CLAWS is a young who, things 60
might be called "morbidly honest" He would as
appears from phrase in his testimony penaIize
even intent to do lawfully future
that which it unlawful to do when the intent
existed could contrive to make the sinner con
fess he had had the intent
Sounds like cryptogran. Most of us had sup
posed that CLAWS had been at work TO block the
stealing of lands worth millions upon millions
bv Doctor de Youngs estimate, but it appears that
he was only impelled by somewhat confused and
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06

the musl. bowl coiffure A young lady of plentiful
capillary attraction stood in the show window of
laT dressers shop giving the demonstration
First She let loose her glowing tresses until they
tell about her shoulders, giving her somewhat the
appearance of umbrella plant. Next she put
on her head something that looked like an inverted
mush bowl and on that foundation she builded
an imposing edifce that outfaced the sun Doubt
less they will try it on Hallevs comet The lady
had large gallery of spectators, all men.
GOVERNOR DAGGETT AND IRISH
Governor Daggett has prepared a full reply to
John ?. Irish Incorporating hitherto unpublished
documents OF great historical interest relating to
the distribution OF patronage In California under
Clevelands first administration. Probably no more
unpopular division of the spoils was ever made in
this state, the real leaders of the democratic
party were completely ignored. Bill English M. F.
Tarpey and W. w. Foote given nothing at
all either for themselves for their friends Senator
Stanford and Judge Field really dictated the
appointments Field was democrat who had
been read out of the party at the Stockton conven-
ton. He used to call them the dogs of the Stock
ton convention, and the story is told of him that
one day in Washington his choler ran so high at
the memory of his wrongs that he chucked his silk
hat on the floor and stamped on it.
CLEVELAND RECOGNIZED
THE READOUTERS
NJ F. Tarpey told me that after everything
had been filled he Cleveland and speaking
FOR himself and the other members of the California
delegation to the democratic national conven-
ton, said
Mr. President, none of us has had anything or
been given any sort of consideration In the dstr-
button of Offices but just the same we are coming
TO the national convention next time and the time
after
That promise was fulfilled, but the offices went
TO the Stockton convention rcadouters and the
friends of Stanford who, OF course was a
republican
WAR IN THE ORGANIZATION
The political hopes and fears of the organiza-
ton republicans at the southern end of the state
are pretty we'll outlined by the following state-N
ment. from the Los Angeles Times, strong sup
porter of the machine:
49, Curry started out early, and we'll, going into the
campaign before Governor Gillett announced his
determination again to be candidate and for
time 1T appeared that everything be lovely
with the tall candidate with the snappy black ewes
He myriads of friends throughout the state.
probably no other man who will run for any Office
has extensive acquaintance there have
arisen complications within the last few days which
have caused him and friends worry Threat
ened with the loss of tremendous support in the
south because of StantOnS candidacy Curry faces
another fight in the Sacramento and San
Alden Anderson, state superintendent of
banking, who leuenants in the
Pardee administration.
This has led Curry and his supporters to get
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it differs from the quality of honesty affected by
this amusing exponent of the ten commandments
and some others. Ncighbor de Youngs most
useful property IS his fine poker lace OF innocence.
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06
POOR TOMS A-CoLD

The De Young heart bleeds for the sufferings
Of the Alaska tribe OF sour doughs" who must
pay SIS ton for their coal because OF the unconl-
Portable honesty of the morbid CLAWS which forced
the price up to that figure. Poor Toms a-cold
except for such imperfect warmth as he can
extract from the sun of Chronicle sympathy The
worst OF it is that it does no good to keep Tom
in cold storage. because, as the Chronicle points
ont. sooner or later the Guggenheims will get
him. 1t is tate
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06
THE MUSH BOWL
COIFFURE
Being some

Being somewhat of votary of
fashion, | watched the other day
the process of building in public
The San Francisco call., 1910-03-06
A CONGRESSIONAL TRAP

Mr. de Young blanes the law for the misfor-
tunes of the Cunningham claimants. By that
law" he explains. congress led every citizen OF
the United States into temptation" What again?
Well. perhaps not all of them, but at least some
quite important people who happened to be CLOSE
up such as Governor Gillett and Congressmen
McKinlay and AIcLachlan. As Mr.. de Young
explains they thought they could get land worth
millions upon millions for $40 an acre. How did
Mr.. de Young happen to escape the trap?
GET THE COAL
Mr.. de Youngs honesty is not so morbid that
he can see anything wrong in getting for $40 an
acre land worth millions upon millions" He
concludes:
Congress is engaged in enacting new legislation.
May it legislate wisely and speedily, that the
people of that cold country may get cheap coal
wherewith to themselves and have some left
for the rest of The important thing to
get the coal out.
Evening journal., 1910-01-19
Maintaining Youth.

How often one hears the remark from
the cynical or incredulous woman that
the appearance Of age cannot be pre-
vented by attention to the complex
ion, the throat. the care OF the hair.
or the use Of the many little helps that
science and study have brought TO
light
These maintain that to attempt II Is
an waste time. that as age comes on,
other indications Of years, are bound
10 appear.
One OF the best refutations Of this is
the appearance Of actors and actresses.
It Is doubtful Of any class Of people
lead lives so calculated 10 damage good
looks. IL is certain no class as "a
while keep their charm and youthful
appearance so well or SO long. And
they are noted for the care they give
their skins. their body. everything. In
fact. that helps them 60 keep their
youth and beauty.
IL was the success Of actresses I'm re-
taining their good looks and the known
care they took of their complexion that
first started other women to investigat-
ing them.
The woman who thinks she can do
nothing TO preserve her looks, is maxi
ing sad mistake, and one which she
will surely regret when it is too late
Evening journal., 1910-01-19

we need TO cultivate rather than restrict
under constitutional government Tho
spirit of liberty gave us this article and
II must preserve it. These liberties are
threatened in this free land by too much
legislative enactment. We are restricting
our freedom by over-much law We are
annulling the right Of equity, which is the
liberty of Interpretation. by too many
of statutes. The result laws
become burdensome. unwleldly, ineffec-
tive. and are disregarded; courts are ex-
pensive and lawlessness prevails. We are
in an alarming condition Of iaxity Of law
enforcement. Law is worthless for 1t is
too artificial. England is far stronger in
the execution of law, and yet far more
liberal in her system of equity We need
less enactments and more just and wise
Interpretation and application of common
law and our government will be streng-
thened. This is undoubtedly the weakness
Of our present Chief Executive. He IS a
lawyer by training and committed 70 a
precedent that is not helpful, TO say the
least, to the rapidly progressive demands
Of a rising and expanding industrial de-
mocracy. It is said by someone that the
difference between Mr.. Roosevelt and MIR.
Taft is: Mr. Taft asks. is there law for
It? If not it cannot be done. Mr.. Roose-
welt would ask. is there any law forbid
ding this act9 II not, It is right and shall
be DONE The latter is the progressive
method. A prominent man said to me the
other day-a trust man. by the way:
National legislation can never catch up
with the inventive. dishonest methods Of
greed. The only way to check It is the
Roosevelt way Of running across lots and
heading 1t off with the big stick II we
are to await the documental authority for
our progress for the next four years. I
am here to prophecy that we will be a
most disappointed people in our fond ex-
pectations
'I hope with millions OF our best citi-
zens that this prophecy will not be realiz-
ed. But men like Pinchot and his class
grow weary and disguised with the reign
Of documents when living breathing men
and women are grasping problems, the in
fuence of which are 10 determine the lib
critics Of generations TO come.
Spirit Of Righteousness the Hope.
'@roo much specific temperance legisla-
ton will hamper and weaken rather than
strengthen us. Those are wise leaders who
are seeking to awaken public spirit and
sharpen the conscience and the enforce
ment Of the law we already have.
] 'The spirit OF righteousness is our
hope.
Evening journal., 1910-01-19
Mueh AeeompIished br paydreans.

He is bold man who in these hust-
ling days darcs TO say a word In favor
Of anything so directly opposed TO the
spirit OF the age as daydreams.
Prof. Adams speaking at the Col
lege OF Perceptors. recently had the
necessary courage. and his arguments
showed that daydreaming must not be
roundly condemned as sheer waste Of
time. There are profitable daydreams.
The process of building castles I'm the
air may quite we'll be the process. also.
of laying the foundation stones Of very
solid castles OF success. To awake
from daydreams Of a rosy future TO the
sordid realities OF the struggling pres
ent may be Just the spur that is
necessary TO make that dream an
ambition. and to work for II till Il is
achieved. For a daydream TO have
this value Prof. Adams says Il must
have processes" We must not luXur-
late I'm sudden visions OF bliss. but we
must construct them by workable steps
which can be actually utilized. This
is sensible advice but it is TO be feared
that the question must arise: Are
such dreams real "daydreams?" They
appear more like hard thought and
anything in the nature OF concentrated
thinking at once drives daydreams to
smithereens. It appears that your
confirmed daydreamer cannot, after all,
excuse himself through Prof. Adams,
but he might begin to try a few PRO
| cessos'' in his castle building.
Evening journal., 1910-01-19
AUTHORITY OF
INTERPRETATION
DR.. Kellogg Discusses Sub
leCt in Paper Before M. E.
Preachers Association

written documents have had much |
less effect in controlling and shaping hu-
man history than is usually supposed |
What effect they have had has been not
in the rigid enforcement of the letter, ]
but through liberal Interpretation under
tho spirit of progress"
So declared the Rev. DR.. II. W. Kellogg, |
pastor Of Grace ME. Church, in his paper
on "The Authority of Interpretation"
read at the weekly meeting of the NJ. L.
Preachers Association this week.
What a different heaven our Father
made than that which hung over the
heads of the creed makersT he said.
Had we by our side some Sunday morn
ing a dignitary of the ancient church Who.
jealous that his faith should be ours re-
peated with us Maker of Heaven and
Earth. our voices would be in unison,
but the contrast Of our conception of the
truth would be amazing indeed What
harmonizes the difference? Interpreta-
tion.
"when VIC examine tho specific state
uents Of the venerable old creed, we see
that time and intelligence have wrought
greater difference. Discoveries have illu-
minated the dark pages of history until
the life and character Of Jesus and the
Incidents Of his ministry need the SER
vices of the interpreter to keep us or
thodox. His descent into hell has been
dropped as IL Interpretation could not
work the magic of concord VIII come
again at the end OF the world to judge
the quick and the dead 1t would be un-
safe to make any mans opinion Of this,
the standard of orthodoxy. Good and wise
men so differ The Holy Catholic Church
needs explanation to be accepted at all,
and our common explanation reads out of
il every particular truth that the fathers
wanted TO preserve.
"Our own church has recently adopted
a constitution. For a century and half
VIC have been achieving and impressing
upon the world a wel-defned type Of
Christianity. Our numbers have multiplied
10 millions, our fame has been high. After
oil this. we adopted a constitution. What
has been directing and preserving us all
this time Of brilliant success? Not our
constitution, for we had none.
Another singular fact is that those
peculiarities for which we have stood
and which have defined our mission and
justified our existence-the witness OF the
spirit. Christian perfection and kindred
doctrines-not one Of them is expressed In
our Articles Of Religion. which we have
been claiming as our standard OF faith.
What has kept us so well defined and a
force for peculiar work? Not our creeo
this has not contained It. Not articles oi
relieion. not a ritual, not constitution
W ,,,.o ~,,a5e o,ir record without their
assistance and in some measure against
them.
Too Much Law.
what is the creed Of Jesus Christi II
what language was it written? What
cathedral treasury contains it? He never
wrote one. nor did he ask II to be written
''Our only possible freedom under con
stitutions and creeds is by Interpretation
through a living, progressive spirit. Tht
Evening journal., 1910-01-19
Window Fastener.

"For many weeks" writes a woman's
page reader. Il have sought a device
for fastening a bedroom window so
that no one could enter. and yet Il
might be left open top. and bottom.
for ventilation. Hardware stores had
nothing 10 offer.
"Our windows arc hung In the usual
way. with ropes and weights. and fas-
ten together only when shut. The par
ticular window for which wanted
this new device, Is easy OF access to
outsiders as It opens directly upon a
piazza. vet II must be open every night
for needed ventilation. l did not wish
any obstruction screwed 20 the case
ment as the windows need free and
full opening when they are washed,
and when fly screens are fitted during
the summer.
Finally I contrived this method: Get
from a hardware store nine inches Of
No u iaclS-chain and two eyes for a
brass hasp. Screw these eyes. with the
four provided screws. 10 the window
nearly opposite each other, one on the
inside lower part of the upper half.
and the other on the upper part Of
the lower half Just as most fasteners
are applied. Then hook each end OF
the chain into an eye. closing the linl,
on the upper sash with the pincers
and leaving the other end 80 that the
link fits close but can be unlocked
when you wish.
with this device the window can
he raised about seven inches at the
bottom, or lowered seven inches from
the top. or II can be left open half
that distance both top and bottom. II
works like a charm"
Evening journal., 1910-01-19
::-:WOMANKIND:-: ::
The Girls That OVerdO Responsiveness
Less EndurabIe Than the Indifferent

We all all know tho Indifferent girl
and hate her. When you confide to
her the Joyous tidings that az last you
are to get the coveted trip abroad, or
that He. the One and Only, has at last
asked YOU obe his. she is so unin-
terested you could slap her and are
furious you mentioned your good luck.
But II being uninterested in any one
but oneself is detestablc and warrant
ed 10 Inspire unpopularity; there is
such thing as being too responsive.
who of us has not met the girl who
aims SO hard TO be agreeable that she
scarcely let's you finish your announce
ments before she bursts I'm with her
ardent agreement with your remarks.
Her "Yes. indeed" IT quite agree
with YOU" "Is that so?" How perfect
" charming!" "Too bad" "What a
PITY" isn't that fine and dandyg' are
thrown like bombs into the conversa-
ton, sometimes with ludicrous effect
When we are sure such responsive
ness springs from real interest and en-
thusiasm IL can be endured, even
though sorry interrupters TO our story.
It is hard TO tell good or bad news
with a perfect fusillade Of interjec-
tions
Too often this responsiveness is moth
ing but a habit. girl may have in
stllled into her from childhood the
principle that IL is rude 70 he indiffer-
ent 80 she goes in for lip interest that
soon becomes meaningless.
The over-responsive one must be-
ware that her brain as we'll as heI
ears and lips are trained to her meth
DDS OF being agreeable or she may
find that she has made some dreadful
break.
Evening journal., 1910-01-19
- A FEELING OF SECURITY

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IF you need medicine you should have the best.
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Send TO Dr. Kimer Co., BiHghamon, NJ Y, for sample
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THE EVENING JOURNAL.
Evening journal., 1910-01-19

our great General Conference has
fallen into the same snare in the matter
OF amusements and has embarrassed our
discipline. and il will take years to re-
cover from this said plight. Mr. Wesley
was wiser than we in leaving it all TO tho
simplest fundamental principle. In mat
ters OF doctrine we have right to expect
freedom OF Interpretation The age is one
Of constantly advancing knowledge and
terms are demanding new meanings. Tho
creed or book that is to command respect
must be one whose words are translate
able into the meanings Of new age All
others will be thrown into the waste bas-
ket. Think and let think may safely be
the motto Of our church, while we cry.
The world is our parish
Evening journal., 1910-01-19
A Suggestion.
wHIsKEY FOR RHEUMATISM

The increased use Of whiskey for
rheumatism is causing considerable
discussion among the medical frater-
nifty II is a wonderful cure when
mixed with certain other ingredients
and taken properly. The following is
tho formula:
ITO one half pint Of good whiskey
add one ounce OF Toris compound and
one ounce of syrup Sarsaparilla COM
pound Take in tablespoonful doses
before each meal and before retiring"
Any druggist has these ingredients
or will quickly get them. any one can
mix them. This formula was pub
lished here last winter and hundreds
Of people were promptly benefited.
Evening journal., 1910-01-19

THE JOURNAL Spring and Summer
Catalogue Containing over 1000 sea-
sonable styles and practical hints to the
Home Dressmaker, also a large as
sortment OF transfer Embroidery Pat
terms. Send 10 cents TO cover the post
age and we viii mail IL 70 any address.
The Fashion Editor. EVENING JOUR-
NAL, Fourth and Shiploy Sts.'
Evening journal., 1910-01-19
French Servants.

7 never come TO Paris without being
amused afrosh at the attitude Of the
servants. says traveller. For the
French cook. maid. OF butler is not
only a human being. instead Of a dec
orous and silent automaton. like the
English domestic. but weeps when you
weep. smiles when you are merry, and.
IN short. takes a genuine interest in
your affairs.
Evening journal., 1910-01-19
Lille Lessons in Publicity. No. I.

Let your advertising foundation be Daily
Newspapers.
After your business structure is erected strong.
secure and we'll rooted, you may decorate and
embellish to your purses limit, but don't forget
that Daily Newspaper advertising is the essential
of continued development. It is quick, flexible,
effective and cheap
Tell your problem to any general advertising
agent or the publisher Of The Evening Journal
and ask for Daily Newspaper specification.