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Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-10-07
Mnrksv IS Z Witness.

remarkable st8rv OF q husband
and wife convicted Of murder and SEN
fenced 70 life imprisonment on the
evidence Of an ape comes from De-
walls Landing, La christopher and
Mamie Starr were eaciled as per
formers TO lanes Acarmans circus
when Ackermans nlu. lJted body vas
found
Alderman was feed ny Scamp 4 pet
HimaIavan ape. az TIRE time he was
killed Afterwards when the ape saw
Starr he flew into a terrible rage
dashing about his cage arf zFlalKing
the bars in i fury ref'sir- 10 be
quiet, while Starr wea in siglt. though
previously It had Ree1 friendly to
him. II repeated the actions when
Stars wife aDrsa rgtL
There was Nc direct evidence that
the STAIRS commirrad the murder. the
ape being the 0ni- living witness Of
the tragedy ThaE we're arrested en-
suspicion, and when tried the ape vas
taken into court Then it again
showed rage amt terror. This. Il is
reported. Influenced the Jury more
than the circumsta1caI evidence pro-
ducsd.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-10-07

Princeton graduates love 60 tell n
story OF coed old Dr. McCGsf, who
WIS president many vears. DR. Nc
CGsh WIS very absent-minded and IN
making the announcements at eight
O'ciock chapel IN the morning. had 20
have some reminder On a Memo card
or be vas almost sure 70 forget one
day the French professor asked him,
Just as he vas mounting the platform
IN chapel. Go announce to the juniors
that their class would meet at nine
that morning. Instead OF ten. The pres
ident nodded, bur completely forget
about it. not finding any reminder
amcng his w-trtan announcements
long prayer always brought cfla-
pei 20 a close IN these days, and DR.
MGCash. On this day was almost
through the prayer. when he suddenly
remembered the request Underarred.
however, he slipped IN an additional
phrase Just before the Amen. and
the chapel falthfIIs vera edited 70
hear among other petitions. And, o
Cod. cause the Juniors 70 remember
that their French class viii be at nine
this morning, instead OF ten"
The Tlniurs remembered.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-10-07
Ayers Pills
Health
SMILE FADED AWAY
CID MANS MlETE 5EcAME A
THING cE T-E PAST.
Starry IF Eetsrnnirec ~ ssrsra " arm
ar ard a Placid r-9aES-G VINO
Ler FER Rave FER cWn
@iIlsh Nay.

We reached the banks Of the rivsr
u aad the stream running GeeD and
strung Sitting CT log. with a bland
smile On his face. was a man ahGut 50
years cid He indiIlged IN 4 broad
grin AMI a cnuckla as We saIHted. and
WhGn asked the cause OF his merri-
menE he replied:
IT'S about the Gid woman and tia
hess. gents
DO y0u mean your vits
7 &c. We was gning over &c
EucksvilIe, both en- the same boss and
she was mad and cur Of sorts. When
We got here and found the river bank
full sez 70 her.
Nancy. the cid hess ktn never
take us across. Let's &C ~ 70 Car
ter's ford.
+" 'Cartar's ford be hanged. ssz she.
Eut I dassen't Try Ii here.
Then you kin stay behind and
III 60 alone.
e You'll be drowned. fur sure
Thur amt water 'nuf IN the
world 70 drown me.
T argued and reasoned with her,
continued the old man, but she was
stiff-neckasf IN her ways. The mora
argued the mere determined she was.
and bimeby 7 slid on the boss and
SEE.
We'll. Nancy Smith, haven't gct
any more breath To spare. r. you ara
bent and determined, then 30 ahead.
IT never was more benter and de-
termined IN al my life. SEE she, and
she gives the Gle hess a cut and a
lick. and In he gees.
and did she make the GrussingZ''
No Z told her she couldn't, and
she didn't"
"Tou don't mean she was swept
away"
That's what she was. The boss
didn't keep hts feet a mimic. Z stood
right here a-IoGIin' when he turned
over and over and Z les get one
glimpse Of the old woman as she
tl1rowed up her arms and went out Of
sight
And you ara smiling about it," wa
e&cldA41Gu II SLedb Alu-gJldAlIu.
Il can't help r." replied the old
man. she vas determined 70 hev her
way. il il killed her I told her and
told her. but She
He stepped short and his smile IA
ded away We heard Il movement IN
the bushes close at hand, and as we
turned the old man started OF ar his
best speed. Five seconds later bare
headed. barsf0otad woman. with her
Wet garments cling;ng To her ike a
plaster mold, sprang cut OF the scrub
with a club ii her hand and started
after him. and as tley Disappeared
over 4 ridge haIr a mile away she was
almost near enough 20 hit him On tha
bacK-Rahoboth sunday Herald.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-10-07
THROW OUT THE LINE
Give The Kidneys Help And
Many Annapolis People
VIII BE Ezcpier

Throw Out the Life Line
The kidneys need help.
They ce .0VerwGrxaG-can get the
30isOn Uttered OUT Of the blood.
They re getting worse every minute.
VIII you help them
Dean Kidney Pills have brought
thousands Of kidney sufferers back
sr0n the verge of despair
VIII cure any form OF kidney tr0u-
Die.
Mrs. Carharine Cole, LIS King George
St. Annapolis. Mo-. says [ have
been SO greatly benetirtagi by Dean j
Kidney Pills that { Go not hesitate Co
give them my endorsement [ suffered
for many years rem 5isorgtere5 kid
news. the chief symptoms being cons
rant. duh ache across my back. I also
had heavy. bearing pains through
my hips and IONS anu the kidney sec
3retions ANNOYED me greatly by their
irreuulariEy II passage. Hearing ab0uE
DOan kinney Pills. [ was let 20 rat a
box from Green Drug Store anu beTin
their use. They helped me 50 greatly
ri1ac I obtained another box anu slnge
taking tn . contents L have felt nuCil
better II every WY.
For saIs 81 al dealers. Price, SO
aerts. Foster M IL burn Co.. Buffalo.
View Yorsx. sole agents f0r the CniEsd
Staszs. zan1em5eE tine 1ame-Duan q
and Ealxs no ether
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-10-07
TWO DOANE STORIES
AMUSING TALES FHTEEEE1 ~
zIsECR Or albany.
Eject on ire Congregation Ct Erez-
snce sf Sai1r ir s7e Pulpit
Couldn't Understand -saviug
u Fay fer Water.

Thar genial prelaua WliialI aI A.
banT, otherwise Bishop EOaHe has
been visiting friends in southern Vir-
ginia anu same of his quaint sayings
ara passing into literature tAaE way.
The bishops hest tGok him a lung
drive % hear j eura1a wao had the
reputation of being saint The
bishop locked GUM on the hornewarJi
fuuruev and when dis companion
asked him what allied him he ra-
marked that he should have o0eved
hts first ineIinations You see, he
explained. my experience is that 4
saint IN the pulpit aIwavs makes mar
tyrE IN the Dews. And this reminds
me OF something which is related af
that venerable and most believed pref
aca CT the Church Of England IN med
ern times, Eishop Jeremy Taylor a
TGung curatG preached his first ser
mon before a critical audience GEM
posed Of the cathedral clantar and he
acquitted himself very well, at least.
SC he believed at the end Of tie
service he went TO his superior and
asked him what he Thought eft the SER
mon. The bishop replied. There was
one admirable passage. The gurata
beamed and IOohed expectant. It WIS
the passage from the pulpit tG the
Vestry'"
Eut Bishop DGane also heard a few
new stories IN southern Virginia and
there are treats in store for his next
guests. One was told by young REG
tor who had moved from rem0te
mountain side inrO the comparative
luxury OF 4 home IN Lynchhurg. Here
be had city water and Illuminating
gas and sewerags and al tlIat n mod
ern city home demands. His old NAM
ny. who had served him faithfully for
years IN the country. was enc of the
first CHESTS IN his city mansion. The
young cleric took her proudly through
his new home and showed everything
70 her Finally she was sent 70 The
Kitchen, there co be entertained by
the goddess familiar with such Guri-
Gsities as sinks and ranges. She was
deeply interested in turning the fdu-
GET and Letting the water flow Final
II the modern cools~could stand il 10
longer.
SCuse me, Miss Hannah. she said.
But I mus Ak ye not 20 let the water
waste ike that Ye see, We ais On a
meter. We al has co measure the va
ter and pay fer It. Massa Jehn has To
pay for every drop ye done wasted
The old cock was hGrriIied
'MasEa I0hu measure w3tert Pay
for waterl' she exclaimef in tragic
tones. Wild all dam wells and wells
Of coed water down heme. Wen
clare, the mex time c'ym to visit
Yous' al see If Z donnt bring barr'I
OF water.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-10-07

4 story CT how a woman gct
square win her arrinE husband vas
related at the Tower bridge police
court. Lanrfon. recently, when man Of
cnior named Henry Charles Davis. vas
sentenced to two months inprison-
menr fer stealing his wifeis iewaIrv.
The wife. a German. said she vas a
wf4Cw when she married the defend
ant last august A month Iatsr be
deserted her. and Gs4 worth OF her
fevvzlry disappeared a. the same time.
He wrote to her from Hamburg, m
1Icring her forgiveness. and asked TOR
money @ pay his passage nCme- De-
termined TO get even win her faichless
husband she wrote him Il fargiTlng let
ter and sent him 4 ticket enabling
aim &C return % the wife CT bis bosom.
Then came the touch OF w0manIy wiz
On his arrival a. Earvicil she lad
him promptly arrested TOR r1ef1 and
tiaserriGn-
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-10-07

Z seems unite impossible for some
people To write a cheerful letter one
fsels Htinct1veIv thaE the rsacii1- OF
certain letter vii give enc a bad 1T az
the "bIrIes.' and & does Why viii
net people Keep ti1eir gloom thoughts
CT paverg The unfortunate recipients
ca11ot possibly symDafhize ID ne
proper axtsnt-5ut knowing every par
ticuIar-anG L only has the effect Of
making them thoroughly miserable, ii
nine cases cut Of tan. ever an magi-
nary wee which BEINGS n somebody
else.
Consider II a dirty @ write cheerful
Eertars.. and. L ygu haven't anything
cheerful 20 say, hunr TIL You a1ff
something TGu won't have A very
long search Z tie sun doesn't shine
to-day Il vii tomorrow or tae dav
altar
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-10-07
SNAP SHOTS

"A tllenry Is anything that is easier
Tor us % preach than 70 PRACTICE
In decorating the tawn It Is Just az
well not 70 Look On cie paine when ie Is
red
When man cake is ali dough be
seem % think rs what Is bret n the
bone.
The emily man who gets what he
wants y the man who wants but little
here below
-Biobbs BORDERING SUPPORT What
goes best with a labsrar Sl0hbs-'-A
chorus girl.
Annapolis Banking & Trust Com
Dany 0peu 1ll 5 p 81. SATURDAYS
plenty 5ine TO deposit yaursavi ngs. 3
The fellow vino is obliged to 1--we
~ an attic d0esn { believe there is
plenty OF room at the top.
No, Mauae. dear We have never
aeart that the sad sea moans because
iE has e0rn On iCs gnGertGw
When a woman declares that she
has nothing further to say she general
~ manages to say IL az great length.
From an eievatug Doint Of view
the sgiety women VINO 70 on the Stage
succeed about az well as the actresses
VINO 20 into society.
-He-'-Iz cakes cheek to KISS
girl. She Way not hps2
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-10-07

The readers CT tins paper viii DC
pleased a Leasn thar there IS L least enc
Dreaded disease rllar science Hds been
able 70 cure IN al its stages. and that &
Cdtagrti. Hall Cdtarrl Cure IS the
only positive cs!r= now xnowI 70 the
medical fraternity l-1eaTrh beng a
constitutional disease. requires 4 cnnsri-
rItional treatment E1alI CsLtarrn GuIs
IS taSen internally. acting Directly 1pon
the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. 1llerehy DESTROYING the fuunGsz-
tan Of ne disease. and giving the patient
strength 1v building up the constitution
ami assisting nature IN DOING It's work.
Theproprgtars have Sc much faiti IN
ITS curative powers that they offer One
Hundred Dollars for any case that i
EUIs - cure. Send t0r iat af searl~
maulals.
Address + (. CHENEY Z Co,
Tlletiu, o
Soia BY al Druggists, 7sc.
Take HllRs Family Pills FIR r1nsu-
cguun.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-10-07
HEARD OF BLUEBEAQD

of course Won have-Eile old legen-
da,y fellow that had SO many wives
and -reared them 50 dreaGfuIlyr
Wei there 3 another BltIebearu' -
one made famous by Helen Ware IN the
military drama. The Deserters now
playing at the Hudson Theatre in New
York City This Mr. Blueheard' il a
song and the Song is 4 dandy" The
words are great and the music has i
swing tilaE makes the listener fell
he has heard real music
= By special arrangement the words
md score Of Mr. Bluebeari viii 20
forth rs a free faatIre OF next Sunday J
New York World Order from your
newsdealer IN advance.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-10-07

-1unst. Yuu feel as Z Eou wculd Ike
TO leave footprints II the sands Ct
tine asked the ambitious citizen.
arTc. anzvzred 8I- CrossIOtz.
rsrUrnf7v. 'our whsrE i've tie mud
- Is inches deep. and I dent feel Is
ri wanted 70 see annther footprint
a. long as I've
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-10-07
wise Acrnan.

NY boss asked me to-day how
nugh Z had saved cur CT ny vear's
wages.
and what did you tai him.
Z told him I would ask rcu-
We'll ruu tel him n the morning
that the cost Of living las been SO
hfga that va have not saved Il cent
@Es1r. dear. E0E know va have saved
several hundred dollars
sure We have but We don't want
"a lend
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-10-07

$50 vcur antagonist gse the better
as Tc1 N that cCnr-uvarsT
an one way replied Senator SCR
rhuu.. ELS contracts for lectures
and articles amounted II, considerably
mere tnan nine.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-10-07

Deposit your SAVINGS II Annapolis
Banking Il Trust Company q per
cent. nEerEsE- SANK Guen = A ~ 20
AP NJ SATURDAYS 8 p NJ
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-10-07

-Eanking hours &C Annapolis BanI5-
irr L Tr1sC ca, apEn I'll p NJ on
Saruriay. aEAerk1ays I'll 1 PAN
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n-I.I VIFu tiaueInY IlncUon.
-a-rraar- ,41 lc Aoadumy Junction for
seHE F
.ara ss-8 annapolis eIr Annapolis JuuC..
.4r b. aaud ~ 4. 81. 20 ami ~ r "A.
-.re esra uHDulB Junction for anna
.s 81 81 Sc III - and 80 2. ~.
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Al. -rssf Offices; Wssu -trsaH =t.ttfun,
frr-.srt s1tui. EaFysI i1aii, T.. XsuE
...asft.a rag .stura H13n A. " n. 4 "a Gas.
r .tIHaeg tF8. AMI 2indau II. Post
.rr.s T. .ur officers. uldanfu mgu
r. Hl1uataI WITH Wan AnnaiaHnv.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-10-07

uarH 3 saTal Aesitisfny JET.
rvan.. Transfer Naval cad-
uu .IrJuHn.
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Showers

W r MOORE.
Chief Of " sathe. Euuaau.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-02-04
TALES
Philharn1onius Bibbins and the Rug
|@~By Ellis pa1her~ B11HefI
wv <A1dhor of Pigs is Pigs Etc" W.
BY PETER NEWELL

Philharmonic Bibbins is the only
psychologist we have in Betzville, but
one is plenty, for this isn't very
good place to study psychic phenome-
ma. There are hardly any ghosts in
the neighborhood, and those of low,
uninteresting quality. In any place
where ghosts amount to anything you
could get loads of cheap secondhand
ones, all better than any native ghosts
we have. So Phil is sort of forced
to take up other branches than ghosts.
If he lived anywhere else he would be
a good psychologist, for he is a whole
hearted believer. He will believe any,
thing that has no sense. And he be-
lieves it thoroughly.
Last Wednesday an Armenian rug
peddler struck town. and he had lot
of Oriental rugs of various qualities
from bad to worse. but he wasn't do
Ing very well, because although Betz-
vile is center of culture and refine
ment it runs more to rag carpets than
to the gems of the oriental loom. But
the moment he called on Philharmon-
tus he saw he had a sale. The very
sight of the rugs set all Phils psychic
brain-lobes palpitating like a six-cyl-
inder motor, and he asked Immediate
ly whether tLe Armenian had a magic
carpet me Armenian Immediately
said he had. He undid his pack and
pulled out a rug that looked like the
first ATTEMPT of a uncultured rug max
or who never would be any good at
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-02-04

to travel. He says he thinks may be
he went to Bagdad, but a sleepiness
came over him the minute he struck
the rug, and he says it was mighty
lucky, too, for if he had retained his
senses the sight of the great depths
below him as he sailed along would
probably have made him dizzy, and
while in that state of vertigo he
might have fallen of the rug and been
dashed to pieces. He said he seemed
to be travelling for ages, and undoubt-
eddy did 90 to Bagdad, or somewhere,
for he had no recollection Of being
in Betzville, and that he is thankful
that he did not have to stop in Bag
dad, for everybody knows how hard
it is for a man who does not speak
the language to get along in those
foreign towns, and he might have got
ten into serious trouble. A mad dog
might have bitten him, and he did not
know the Arabic for "Pasteur cure"
Philharmonic says that the most
wonderful thing was that after all that
fight, and in spite of the incredible
swiftness with which he must have
travelled if he went as far as he may
have gone, that rug landed him with
in a foot of where he started from. He
says it was a wonderful exhibition of
landing, and he wishes he had been
awake to- see it, but he wasn't; his
spirit, as Philharmonic says, was in
psychic realms"
He says he never enjoyed anything
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-02-04
INSOMNIA
Leads to Madness, If MT Remedled tn
Time.

Experiments satisfied me, some 5
years ago." writes Topeka woman,
that coffee was the direct cause of the
insomnia from which l suffered ter.
ribly. as well as the extreme nervous.
ness and acute dyspepsia which made
life a most painful thing for me.
II had been a coffee drinker since
childhood, and did not like to think
that the beverage was doing me all this
harm. But it was, and the time came
when had to face the fact, and pro.
tect myself. therefore gave up coffee
abruptly and absolutely, and adopted
Postum as my hot drink at meals.
II began to note improvement In my
condition very soon after took on
Postum. The change proceeded grad.
ually, but surely, and it was matter OF
only few weeks before I found my:
self entirely relieved-the nervousness
passed away, my digestive apparatus
was restored to normal efficiency, and
I began to sleep, restfully and peace
fully.
these happy conditions have con-
tinued during all of the S years, and
am safe in saying that I owe them en-.
tirely to Postum, for when began to
drink it I ceased to use medicine"
Read the little book. 1.-THE Road to
MELVILLE, in pkgs. There's Reason"
Ever read the above lettere A new
are genuine. true. and full sf hana1
Interest.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-02-04
EPIDEMIC OF ITCH IN WELSH
VILLAGE

IN Dowlais, South Wales, about fit.
teen years ago, families were strick-
en- wholesale by disease known as
the itch. Believe me, it is the most
terrible disease of it's kind that I
know of, as it itches all through your
body and makes your life an inferno.
Sleep is out of the question and you
feel as If million mosquitoes were
attacking you at the same time. l
knew a dozen families that were so
affected.
'The doctors did their best, but
their remedies were of no avail what
ever. Then the families tried a drug.
gist who was noted far and wide for
bis remarkable cures. People came
to him from all parts of the country
for treatment, but his medicine made
matters still worse. as a last resort
they were advised by friend to use
the Cuticura Remedies. am glad to
tell you that after a few days. treat.
ment with Cuticura Soap, Ointment
and Resolvent, the effect was wonder
full and the result was a perfect cure
In all cases.
II may add that my three brothers.
three sisters, myself and all our fam
lilies have been users of the Cuticura
Remedies for fifteen years. Thomas
Hugh, 1850 West Huron St., Chicago.
ILL.,. June 20. 1909"
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-02-04
SCHOOLS RUN By RAILROADS
Lowell system Of Special Education for
Children of Cape Colony In Sue.
cessfuI Operation,

A novel system of special educa.
Ion for the children of Cape colony
IS in operation, and the success of the
schools Is marked.
Whenever railway employees in 1so-
lated places can guarantee an average
attendance of ten children or more not
otherwise provided for by the railway
schools. the railway department and
the education department, acting con-
Jointly and each furnishing half the
expense. provide suitable premises
and certificated teacher at salary
OF, $500 to $487 year and quarters.
Children of railway employees are
carried to and from these schools free
Of charge and are charged slightly
lower fees than In the regular govern
ment public schools, says the Educa-
t1onal Review; they must also pro-
vide their own books and stationery.
No objection Is raised to the attend
ance Of children of farmers who also
may be living beyond the convenience
OF any government public school.
An official of the railway known as
the education officer acts as manager
of all the railway schools, and where
there are sufficient number of pa
rents they form local committees to
assist in managing the affairs of the
school. He is always more or less
guided by the opinions of the station
masters or head officials of the rail-
way. The schools are inspected regu-
larly by the inspector of the education
department.
Statistics of these schools for 1908
show that there are Al schools on
the railways, with a total enrolment
of 2.135 pupils. Many of these chill
dren would have no educational ad-
vantages If it were not for the rail-
way schools established especially for
them. The expense to the Cape gov
eminent railways for these schools
was $28,367 for the year 1907.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-02-04
"Noted Men" Game.

The hostess begins the game BY
choosing some noted man, say Cole
ridge. She then says to the players:
Il am thinking of famous man. The
first part Of his name is very black
and the last Is an elevation"
Whoever guesses correctly has thu
right to give name herself. Suppose
she chose Shakespeare. for instance
Then she could say, Here is the name
Of a xell-knowr poet. The first part
of his name is something people dc
when they are cold, and the last ie {
weapon"
When giving the name, the mans
profession should be told, whether
poet. soldier, author OF statesman, but
nothing else must be revealed con.
corning him.
The following are some good names
to give: Wordsworth, Washington,
Fillmore. Longfellow. Dickens, Cowper.
Gladstone.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1910-02-04
WhiSkerS.

A Roman poet told of the pride ono
Of the late Caesars took in his great
whiskers. On some of the wildwood
Hill Billies have seen boards some
feet long, a switch of the loose ends
hanging out from under the waistcoat
Others braided the growth and tied it
around the neck, while still others
braided it around the waist, tying it
behind like apron strings. One told
me he combed and plated his every
night, and put it away into long
linen bag or nightgown, so as to keep
it from getting all tangled up with his
wife and his feet.-New York Press.