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Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-08-18

Polly wonder how Cholly man
ages to keep that wide brimmed straw
on in q wind like this.
Dolly-Vacuum pressure.-Judge.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-08-18

A IN may or may not try to
avoid muddy crossings; it all depends
upon her understanding.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-08-18

There are limitations, don't be fooled.
Ask for Lewis Single Binder cigar for Sc.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-08-18

A Oma tells her troubles to a doc.
tor; a man tells his to o lawyer.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-08-18

DR.. Ilerce's Pleasant Pellets FIRST put up 20 year
ago. They regulate ana invlgorate stomach, liver
and bowels. Sugaf-cUuted tiny granules.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-08-18

Men are always betting that their
Gins will not find them out.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-08-18
coon

Use the best. That's why they buy Red
Cross Ball Blue. At leading grocers 5 cents.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-08-18

First Woman-A smart woman can
tool a man all his life.
Second Woman-And a smart mar
can only fool g woman unit. she apds
II ou..
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-08-18

tors said l could not
get we'll unless /
had an operation.
/ knew I could not
stand the strain of
|one, 80 I wrote to
you sometime ago
my health
and you told me
what 70 do. After
taking Lydia E.
IPinkham's Vegeta-
lble Compound and
nlood Purifier T Am
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-08-18

HER
LIFE TO
E. Pinkham'S
Vegetable Compound

Chicago, lli.-"I was troubled with
railing and Inflammation, and the doc
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28
FAST STEAMSHIP RUNS.
New York Evening SIM.

New York Evening Sun.
The special efforts which are making
to send the Mauretania from England
to America and back again in prodig-
iousy quick time have naturally raised
good deal of interest not only among
the officers of steamship companies but
in the mind OF the general public,which
mas grown used to urging quicker and
quicker time OH all public conveyances,
by land and sea, and continually looks
for shorter Roadway and more speed.
Among many incidents of the Mnure-
tanin's record breaking task. a single
instance is sufficiently remarkable. One
of her sister ships the Baltic. left Liv-
erpool on Dec. 10 at 2:30 pm, two hours
ahead of the Maurctania's start toward
New York, arrived here yesterday
morning. after having been passed
three times by the bigger, swifter ship
The Maurctania had ovcrtaken the Bal
tic before the latter had reached
Queenstown. But the Baltic left that
nort before the Mauretania. and the
latter again overhaued her at sea.
Then the Mauritania sped on, arriving
here on Friday morning, left this port
at & pm. on saturday, ana on Sunday
morning. ateaming east, met the in
coming Baltic and passed her again.
Tint is what. In yachting lingo, Is
sometimes called sailing all around an
other boat
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28

u a Il % 2 ID y
stfuctor in economies, is now backed
into a corner and left shrickipg for
help. Miss M;tcGill's object of attack
is the accepted idea that our 'lnces-l
tresscs We're infinitely more capable
housewives than the women of the
present The former reared large fam
lies. cooked. washed, spun, did count
less tasks OF which invention has re-
lievcd their descendants, and figure III
fireside history as seven feet tall. with
arms of steel and nerves of caoutchuuc.
head stutfcd with clockw0rk and feet
of IRON Probably they had the initial
advantage of physical strength. since In
their day none but the toughest could
survive; yet when We wonder how even
their muscles and their faculty could
be equal to the mighty achievements
attributed to them. and when we Dues
ton chow they did IT, Miss MacGill's
reply IS prompt and nnsparing. They
never did. she says. The demonstration
has many plausible and some convinc-
ing terms, 1t bases upon the thesis
that the myth of the Colonial house
wife mcrges the deeds of many into
one personality, as other hero-taes
have grown. There were large families
in the earlier time, ana boys and girls
who escaped being tucked away under
slate headstoncs began to work about
as coon as they progressed to spoon
victuns" In the average household
there were unmarried sisters and cous-
ms and aunts who shaved for their
keep" or there We're ne;ghbors dnugh-
tiers who, not dcrogating thereby from
their social standing, Joined the family
as help or there We're "bound girls"
Moreovcr-this being a fact known to
everyone whose ancestry runs back to
the roots OF New acknowledgements
who INDUCED IN an endless continuity
OF wives were not uncommon.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28

emphasized. He further believes that
the name Educational Association
VIII be adopted as against the Teach
Scrs Association" because this proposed
alliance Of the teachers. trustees and
parents must give to the teachers pro-
fession greater dignity and IL possible u
stronger alliance with the interested
public.
DR. Tylcr's evening lecture was q
veritable gem of unaffected can
dor and directncss--n really luminous
exposition Of the gospel OF the new cdu-
cation. That education Is natural
growth. that nature Is the great teach
er whose methods areto be followed and
fostered, but not interfered with or
thwartcd, that the educational system
which should seek to Top Off any Of the
stages OF child life in the futile effort to
make adults out Of children, would be
like the 2oologist who cut off the tail OF
the immature frog and thereby spollt
forever the frogs power to jump when
he grew up--thesc were the leading fea-
lures of an address rcplete with sound
learning rich in experience, and charm
ing from its very simplicity and natur-
alncss
The convention starts out well; may
it rise to the full measure of its OPP
portunitics!
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28
Iinll.Ii on Grn,.nc.

There was n sound OF rcvclry by
night, for gathered in the village hall
werc Dullcmere's beauty and chivaIry.
hiddcn to II fancy dress ball Uickets,
including refreshments, -four and six-
pcncc).
Chibbins the green grocer, as Il
knight in armour, WAS hardly Il sue
cess in the May waltz, nor did he
show to great advantage in the set
dances, but when it came To supper
time lie started to do himself right
proudly,
TRY some more OF this tribe, most
worthy Knight urged Queen Elizu-
beth who presided over that dclicacN.
Chibbins shook his head sadly.
Now see what you've been and done
he Kissed at Mrs. Chibb rs, q some
what full-hlown Dresden shephcrdcss.
WHATS nmss now, George in
CURED the lady
'tWerythng's nmiss.' snortcd the
iratc knight. you must needs pick me
out Il stt-up whot nobody couldn't
dance in and when It comes to what
might ave been Il chance to git my
moneys worth, amt got Il screw
'ammcr 10 unbutton my blessed
skii."--Tit-B Bits.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28
THE GENEALOGICAL MAGAZINE

The Utah Genealogical ana Historical
M,cnzinn for .Jnn,,nrv 1911 Is ont with
n LIST of interesting articles. among
u.hi.h ,,e. ninrronhical sketch of
Chnuncey Walker West, presiding
bishop of Weber county from 1855 to
1870 with ccpcalogy; Tho first install
mont or cal Thomas l.. Kanc's led
tyr, nm ,hc "Mormous', delivered be-
ro,n tho historical society of Penn
s,,v,nin IN $50. Tho Means for Cen
oo,onia.h poso,rc, in Scandinavia
vI,h nic,u-es az tho Provincial Arch
ty,s If ythn,.. Denmark. ana of the
n.,i,or Ian. Jenson Scandinavian GEN.
.,.. M, p,o,,i,. ,,;,,, -, To.-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28
lulE EDUCATIONAL ASSOCIATION.

Tho meeting of tho Utah Educational
association would be justified By two
facts alone. If the meeting Of this OK
ccllcnt body needed any justification,
these two facts were alluded to by
the president in his reference to
some school boards throughout the
country as unit ana his statement that
some teachers are entirely out of place
in the sChOolroom The other fact Is
the statement of Or, Tyler. of Amherst,
that Eastern boys should go to Western
colleges ANA that Western boys should
go to Eastern colleges.
The Salt Lake Tribune. tIuc to its
policy Of slnndorng Utah and hclttling
everything OF which the state is proud,
this morning announced III glarinE.
double column headlines on its front
pngc that President Thomas DcnounCcs
Mnny Trustees and TenchcrS as Unfit
for their Positions etc. II this was
meant to convey the impression that
the speaker denounced Utah school
boards and tcachcrs,and 1t is safe to con-
cludc this was the intention of the paper,
we need only say that he did nothing
OF tho kind. Utah school boards and
teachers, as n rule aro far above the
average.
The Tribune did not venture to print
the remarks of Gov. Spry, showing how
many millions of dollars annually is
spent by this State upon the public
schools. nor would 1t dare to make ac-
tual comparisons with other and older
States. vi
Anyone who has ever given any at
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28
NO MORE WAR.

DR.. David Starr Jordan. president of
Leland Stanford university has re-
Gently given expression to the view
that there will be no great war, within
many years to come, for the simple
reason that the nations are armed ana
controlled by money lenders who VIII
not advance money for war purposes.
This may be true as general rule.
But sometimes wars come as a. result
Of causcs that neither governments nor
money lenders can control. That was
the case with our war with Spain. IL
was entered upon under the spur OF pub
lie sentiment. 1t was forced upon the
government by public opinion. Some
times wars come that way.
The only safe basis upon which TO
build the hope Of permanent peace Is
the creation OF u public sentiment
against war and war expenditures.
When that sentiment shall have become
general it should be possible to unite
three or four OF the largest civilized
powers In Il kind Of holy alliance for
the maintenance of the peace OF the
world Such an alliance might be
formed by Germany, Italy and France,
which would be Il good beginning to
the restoration of the status Of those
three powers as it was before the
treaty OF Verdun. S4@. Tho alliance
would be joined. no doubt by England,
tile United states and Japan. and II
these nations were united on the qucs-
tion Of maintaining peace in the rest
of the world, armies and naries could
soon be put 10 better use than at pres
cnt.
Blt all depends on the creation of q
public sentiment. to back up the gov
ternmcnts. At present the war senti-
mcnt is too strong. especially IN the In
experienced youth Boys like to fight.
The dreams about heroes" and hero
ism" are vivid in their youthful minds.
They arc quick to respond to the call
to arms, In times of danger. This SEN
timent must be changed through IL new
education. revolving around new ideals.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28
SENIORS wife n IIouscl:ccpcr.

The wife Of western senator was
sent u bill Cor a pint of cream. and the
charge on 1t was s1.15 She went to
see tho dairyman and made an indig-
nant protest against the size of the bill
well, YOU see" he explained. that
was q particular brand Of cream
On she said, II thought you were
going to say you had sold me the whole
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28

y bishop came to visit a church
where a colorcd minister was presid-
ing. Loudly and with much gcstic-
ulation the preacher proclaimed saliva
ton When he had finished he APP
preached the bishop and asked how
he liked the sermon.
The bishop answered: why. pretty
we'll: but don't you think YOU spoke
too loud""
Well" said the preacher, its this
way, what lacks in lightning tries
to make IN in thunder."-Ladies'
Homo IOurnal.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28
COLONIAL HOUSEKEEPING MYTH
Boston ,l'rtlnsrript.

Myths and legends inevitably shrive
In the brTlcing atmosphere of the Uni
Vers.ty of Wisconsin. an air most con-
genial to o-nrogressv!sm, freedom of
trying, seems n natural combination
and ono of, our most cherished tradi-
tons. having fallen under the attentive
notice Of Miss Caroline u. MucGlll, IN
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28

al see they've got machine for
sewing on buttons now" said the hui
lnoriSt's Wife
That's Just my luck" said tho hu-
morist ''rhc first thing you know
somebody will invent a machine for
finding lost collar buttons and my bust
ness will be ruincd"-Yonllers States
man.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28
THE FARMHOUSE Of LlGNY
Weaimlnster ciazctte.

Westminster Gazette.
The historic farmhouse of Ligny,
where Napoleon won his very last
battle against Butcher, two days be-
fore his final defeat at Waterloo, has
been purchased at heavy price by
n local Catholic priest. The bullet
rlddled building was about to be de-
molishcd when the Ligny cure inter-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28
Anolhcr Needed Reform.

Government inspectors in Kansas
city seized forty-two eases of eggs re-
Gently which were found to contain 150,-
100000 bacteria to the cubic ccntimcter.
There really ought to be law prohibits
ing ntimetcrs-thcyr always crowd
cd with germs.-kansaS City Times.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28

An Oakland, Cal, woman swallowed
her false teeth and they Killed her
This shows that hard AS it is to swal-
low ones false words IT is far better
than to swallow ones false teeth.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28

\ nervous fire insurance Inspector
says that New York Is in danger of n
greater fire than that which destroyed
san Francisco. According to the war
alarmists. She IS in much greater dan
ger OF being destroyed by II foreign
iloNt.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28

Aviator Arch HoXscy having attain
ed an altitude of ll,47i feet and
having returned to earth safe and
sound, may be considered as an au-
thority on the descent of man.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28

There arc no more honest people in
the state than those who live in Carbon
county but they have their Price
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28

Frank Gotch Is beginning to listen
to the call Of the mat. Heed II not. for
it is but the voice of the tcmptcr that
would lure YOU to destruction.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28

It begins to look as though the
Cubans would have to change their
national air to The Stars ana stripes
Forever"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28

Pullman car pnrtcrs have met IN
Chicago and formed q union II must
be II sort OF Blihi ana Elacl George
arrangement.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28

Tic interstate commerce commission
fixes Interstate railroad rates when
called upon but it itself cannot be
fixed
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28

AS it takes all sorts Of people to make
u world 50 II takes all sorts of people
10 make humanity.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28

1t would seem that about the only
way to crush tho Mexican insurrec-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28

Political econolny-not appropriatins
public funds TO satisfy every demand
made on them
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28

The office sought Goyernor-cleet Dix
and now the onice-seelsers are seek
ing him.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28

If prices have gone down they have
gone down where nobody can find
them.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28

If Woodrow Wilson had an Ananias
club he would put James Smith, Jr., in
it,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28

y poor actor tthere are such) can
perform Il painful operation.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28

a cyn!c is a sinner who commits no
sin, for which he can be punished.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28
JUST FOR FUN

Have You ever noticed how a bum
actor can get laughter and applause
by using ctiss word %
ooh. yes What's the reason?"
1--WE found out ! think. The att
dlence has been wanting to swear, but
l.; too polite.'-Tolcdo Blade.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28
Papa. is there really a SAINT

- "Of course there Is. my dear"
''iIow do YOU know"
m-wcll--don't fave to pay his
bills ?"--Detroit Free Press.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28
lenvIan 10 school ,na.ters lnowa that

tcnui6n to school matters knows that
| some times school boards are incompe-
tent 10 manage the schools under their
care; that they have neither the educa-
tional nor the business ability re-
luircd properly to discharge the duties
of thci, office. They seem to be afraid
of high standards and thoroughncss.
doubtless because they are beyond their
attachments This perhaps is natural:
but this is not peculiar to any state. or
any country. The remedy is the selec-
ton Of ADLER ard broadcr-minded men
for the position of school trustee
And as to the matter of school teach
ers. As there are fa;gots and rag-
eots so there are school teachers and
school teachers There are lncompe-
tents in their ranks as there are incom-
pctGnts in the ranks Of all professions.
Theirs is much fustian talked about the
years OF preparation. the hard study
and tie rigid discipline Not all the
years Of their lives though they lived
laborions day and scorn delights could
make some teachers competent. 1t Is
hafd 10 get fid OF thcm. FOR principals
shrink from recommending their dis
missal. while school boards dislike to
carry out the recommendation when
made. Principals and boards alike
need their backbone stlfrcned in this
matter,
AS to the truth uttered by DR.. Tyler.
the East and the West are too much
apt;rt. too npt to hold each otlicr in
contempt The "cffcte east" is quite
as much of n myth as the wild and
woolley west" is. There Is too much
sufficiency in both sections each
has its virtues. each has It's follics; but
each is too much inclined to see only
the f,ollics of the other and to ignore
or at least minimize. It's virtues. DR..
Tyler's suggestion would do much to
remedy the rcgrettable state of affairs
to the mutual benefit of each section.
If the cast can so to the west. learn of
It's ways and be wise. the west can 40
to the east and do the same. Each needs
some Of the conceit taken out of It;
and the sooner this is done the better
it will be.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28

The spiral glide is the Dutch roll of
the aviator.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28

The star aviator makes his flight b.
night.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-12-28

Exchange of Christmas presents is ne
robbery.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-10-05

Tulsa had the Metropolitan Grand
opera company last winter Tulsa had
q world renowned baud of musicians
last winter; Tulsa had concert troup
of international reputation last winter
and each attraction played to limit
cd audiences. Is 1t not strange that the
Lyric Theatre Is this day playing to
crowded houses, the initial attraction
being Geo. Failing, Jr, with his violin;
Miss Pearl Bailey on the piano-en
pnssunt Miss Bailey is a finished art
is uu this instrument, Jack Roop on
trap. drums, and the unique attach
mrnts of his department and Ralph
Talbot with his resonant perfectly
trained voice
The Lyrics success proves conclli-
siycly that Tulsans appreciate music,
win patroni2e II when offered, if-nnd
that's the sccrot-the price of hearing
is within the reach Of the average
purse. We cannot have too much of
the Lyric music nt the price.
Today's pictorial features will be a
urst run Biograph Examination Day
at school" and "up san Juan ilill' a
thrilling military drama
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-10-05
TIIE TILSA.

From AN accounts the Yankee Doc
die Detective is one OF the most agree.
able and Wholesome comedies that
has come t. light In many years and
is fun of hearty LAUGHS ana jolly sem
um,nt AS water melon is of seed.
For many years the yankee Doodle
Detective" has played 1T the prin-
cipal thcuter In the East, this being
its first tour aud Tulsa should feel
proud 10 be among the first to wit
ness st.
Seats at Shackle's
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-10-05
NNlERICNN nor GROMING.

The hop plant can be grown gem
orally throughout the United States,
but at present its commercial produc-
tion Is practically restricted to areas
in the states of oregon, California,
New York ana Washington small
quantities are raised In Wisconsin, Id
.aho Massachusetts PENNSYLVANIA,
Michigan. Vermont Kentucky and
ohio.
In lStg the total production of the
United States was 3i9I,O29 pounds of
which oregon was credited with pro-
duClng Just eight pounds No other
Pacific Coast state had venturod even
so far into the industry In 1906 the
product of the country had grown to
.62.29hO00 pounds and oregon had
forced herself 10 the top Of the lb't of
producing states, with 93,9S5,0OO
pounds. California followed with 20,-
i76.0O0 pounds and Washington was
credited with S.756,0O0 pounds The
total production of hops In the United
states last year reached Aa2Os,O OOO
pounds
Culture Of the hop was begun In
the United states In 1925. In lGAS the
people of Virginia were trying out tn,
indu,try thoroughly Not until 1900,
however. did hop production take rs
place among the important industries
of this country. Early In the last cen.
tnry Vermont produced seyen-eight'
of the American hop crop, while fol
fifty years the state has been entire
~ out of the business. In 1892 Callfor.
MIA marketed 10000 bales,
Hop culture on the Pacific Coast
began about 1880, when the total acre
age In the United states devoted tC
the crop was iG,SOO. In twenty years
! the acreage increased 10000 acres
and the center OF the Industry hn,
shifted TO oregon.