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The Washington herald., 1910-10-30
senator Cummin.-Reguiar.

From the Milwaukee Free Press
The spectacle OF Senator Cummlns in
voking the spell Of party regularity in
behalf OF the voter after having kicked
that same regularity up hill and dcwr
dale in Congress and IN the primaries is
somewhat difficult 20 focus
This journal has no more use for hide
bound regularity IN politics than II has
for trip-hammeT insurgents. But il a
partisan chooses 10 be the one or the
other Il az least expects him to be con-
sistent
When a Republican Congressman has
freely voted with the Democratic minor
ity against the administration and
against party measures. his campaign
advice that any Republican is preferable
to the best Democrat rings pretty hol-
low
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30
The Armies of Pence.

From the Arkansas Gazette.
The Isthmian Canal Commission reports
that on August 81 there were 1885, enc
ployes actually at work on the canal and
the Panama Railroad, and of this num-
ber 1850 were canal employees
Here is a mighty army. an army bigger
than the force with which some OF tus
great battles of the world have been
fought. but an army engaged I'm splen-
did work Of peace.
How changed and different the world
might be if the legiOns innumeru0le that
have fought wars in the four quarters ot
the globe had spent their labors in good
and useful works for the larger benefit
of mankind,
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30

From the Ohio State journal
The persisteucy of the DICK candidacy
has been one of the greatest obstacles
the Republican party has had To encoun-
ter. The Democrats know this and so
they have been encouraging d. They
are very insistent that the alleged pri-
mary Is binding They are trying 70
elect Democratic legislature on that
dodge. and II is strange there are some
Republicans ready To assist them. II
the Republican State committee could
nudge Senator Dick off the track il would
add materially TO the prospects of "a Re
publican victory I'm this State
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30
UnIcarned lessons at CuIebra.

From the Rochester Herald
II is said that a new landslide is de-
veloping in the Culebra cut at the Pana-
ma canal. The removal of this earth will
be a large and expensive undertaking. and
there is no assurance that II will be the
last slight shock of earthquake will
be the most enlightening event that we
could expect in that region.
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
THE WHOLE STORY.

The best OF us rather revolt
At having folks know we are poor.
II gives US a terrible jolt
To find the wolf at the front door.
We don't want our friends TO go by
And see the wolf haunting our shack
And so we most earnestly try
To coax him around TO the back.
Fun many a citizen jests
At gnawlng a crust or a bone.
Our hatred Of poverty rests
on having our poverty known.
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30

be largely the programme of the Liberal
party; That Ireland's incessant demand
for home rule has had the effect now of
driving the issue to a climax is not to
be doubted. Ireland's plea for home rule
always has seemed irresistible from GER
tain points of view. and. on the other
hand, II has been just as vigorously OPP
posed; but obviously many OF the OBJ
staeles to Irish seif-goyernment which
have been advanced by its opponents
viii disappear when it is realized
that It's concession VIII form a leading
part of federal plan for home rule.
John Redmond and T. p. O'Connor. dur
ing their recent tour In this country.
were satisfied TO accept home rule for
Ireland as a part of the larger project
of national assemblies. leading up to
federal unity Add 70 this the deelara-
ton Of Mr.. Burrell before the Eighty
Club, and the words OF the chancellor OF
the part of Scottish Liberal members TO
work for the establishment of a national
assembly at Edinburgh and 1t is quite
easy TO follow the natural trend OF events
and predict what the outcome must be.
Autonomy of its units BENEFITS the
whole system. In this case 1t would
practically settle by hamilton the perplex-
ing question OF the veto power of the
House OF Lords For all these never
ceasing quarrels with the House OF Lords
Of necessity must cease when once Ireland
is governed by Irishmen and according TO
Irish ideas, Wales according TO Welsh,
and Scotland as best suits the Scots,
There will be no cause for veto under such
conditions; besides. there is the very much
TO be considered and very pleasing fact
that national assemblies will kindle
afresh the patriotism OF the lawgivers.
who will persist in elevating their own
country through reforms and by progress
toward sounding the death knen to Lon
don-made laws
In fact, given a plan OF home rule all
around with the establishment Of the
power supreme Of the House OF Commons.
beyond all cavil, over the imperial
finances. there viii be many Liberals
who, despite their fierce attacks on the
House OF Lords. would be content 10
leave the House Of Lords just as II Is.
and with all OF its imperfeetions. after
its Anticipated sting has been removed.
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Mr. wilson Not an Accident.

From the New York Post
1t is the simple truth TO say that the
New Jersey campaign has revealed. not
only to that State bat to the whole
country, hrst-class political leader.
Woodrow Wilson has again reminded as
Of our unsupported and undeveloped re-
sources OF craftsmanship. OF course,
MIR Wilson is no accident What he Is
now giving out with such impressive
power is the product OF long and close
thinking He Is not a university man
suddenly taking 10 politics. he Is, rather,
a man % great political capacity who
has happened TO engage in university
work But his emergence into public
life and the high level Of character and
the inspiring discussion which he has
exhibited there are cause for congra Ii
lstion, and for fresh taking courage On
the part Of the entire nation
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30

1T is harder TO carry this ward than
any other ward in town." declared the
Chicago alderman
"Why, this looks like a farm"
Yes; but it's inside The city limits and
maintains one voter. He knows his
power"
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POLITICAL COMMENT.
The Man of the Hour.

From the Springfield Republican.
There are but two more weeks Of this
new kind of campaign. and In this time
Mr.. Wilson will have other addresses 10
make and other thoughts to present. So
far ne has made something Ike thirty
speeches. no two Of them alike. though
ne speaks extemporaneously and some
times without the slightest notice, but
always there is the underlying thought
and purpose. always the dominant note
of desire TO serve the people in the
manner in which he considers IL 10 be MS
duty. He has encountered some situa-
tions wholly new and novel 20 a man so
accustomed 10 the atmosphere of educa-
tien; he has rubbed up against some
rather trying and patience-exhausting
advisers. but never does he lose that
calm, sunny. and charitable demeanor
with which SO many thousands OF people
of the State are destined TO have close
acquaintance This man OF the hOur"
is more than that He is the man OF
the future for New Jersey and for
America.
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Nj Trne tn LIZ

From the Yonkers Statesman
Bacon-Did you see that street car
scene in the New York play2
Egbert-Yes Very amusing. wasn't Il?
Bacon--What was so amusing?
Egbert-Why, everybody in the car had
seat!
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Not on Speaking Terms.

From the Springfield Republican.
We have one President. one Vice Presi-
dent. and one eX-PresideHt When the
President WAS in New York last week the
ex-P President neglected 20 call upon him.
When the Vice President was In Wash
iustou Tuesday he neglected 10 call on
the President al the White House But
IN spite Of these frigidities in high alti-
tudes, the government al Washington still
lives
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INSTRUMENTATION.

From the san Francisco Post
A Massachusetts town has been ordered
10 quit bathing Ia order 10 conserve the
water. supply. This seems like carrying
conservation to a greater entreme than
even Clifford would recommend.
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Bfom the Boston Transcript
She (roadlng noveD-It must have been
awful for these poor soldiers 10 hear the
sentence, ITO be shot at sunrise
He-I don't know. I've been half shot
at sunrise and it wasn't so bad
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ANnIdinr .Ienlnnsx

I'D like to manage "A troupe of aero
bats" declared the impresario. Look
at them three fellers standing on each
others shoulders
What OF it?"
They've all got the center Of the stage
at the same time"
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High Finance.

What has become of Johnny's toy en-
gine?"
THE boy next door has IT, He per-
suaded Johnny to merge their roads"
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30
Forty Stories.

What's the trouble now?''
ooh. our new building is so high that
we can't get a picture of it on ordinary
letter paper"
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Cnn XisIt Nov Ynrk-

II wouldn't live outside of New York.
"Still. them outside fellers have IT on
US in one respect. They've always got a
good town to go to.
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N Evidence.

SO many pranks disturb our homes
That one. however keen,
Is fairly forced 10 believe in gnomes
AT Halloween.
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VIE ZOO send aim There /.

From the kansas City star.
Already the Portuguese cabinet is
threatening to resign. What's needed, in
order 20 insure stability in Lisbon. is
some Ballingers.
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Every Time.

Working girls are often beautiful"
Yes; I think the girls in the adver-
Using part Of the magazine are Just "a
attractive as those in the text
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30

Next thing We know they viii be trying
to vote Ella Wheeler Wilcox into the
Hall of Fame
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30

A Cincinnati professor says that girls
prefer marriage 10 missionary work But
most marriages are missionary work on
the part of the girls
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30

From the Milwaukee Free Press.
The people to-day are looking less 10
platforms for the realiZa lion of their de-
sires than TO men 20 whom they may pin
their faith In Office
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How Alfonso Feels.

From Puck.
King Alfonso? Why, ae feels just
like the man who is "neAt' IN dentists
waiting room
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30

A St. Louis clergyman advises women
not to pose as man-haters. He used the
right WOTd-pOse
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30

The one divine right that stnl remains
to kings IS TO skedaddle when danger
threatens.
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30

Senator Beverage. has had a flower
named after him. That is better than a
scent cigar.
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30

little premature The American people
VIII speak for themselves on the 18th.
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30

Next Tuesday Cuba holds an election
for members of new house Of repre-
sentatives. 1t is to be hoped that the
Cubans. even II there be a Roosevelt
among them. will not allow themselves to
grow uRduly excited over the election.
but viii remain as calm and equable as
we do
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30

We may beat her IN the speed Of our
yachts, TN running contests. and in horse
races, but when il comes 20 the speed Of
justice, England has US wiped of the
man.
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30

A New York judge says that a man can
put his mother-in-law out OF his house.
This makes it clear that the learned
judge knows more about law than he
does about some mOthers-in-law.
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30

A Milwaukee woman who assiduously
looked under her bed every night for fear
that man might be there, finally found
one. Perseverance is is own reward
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30

Clifford Pinchot Is telling what the
American people want in politics. A
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30

An Illinois politician says that Senator
Lorimer has lost nothing IN public es-
timatlon by the charges against him.
Well. if Illinois likes that sort Of thing.
we suppose that's the sort Of thing It
likes
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30

When we quit diluung business with
politics there viii be more business.
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30

The bulls say that cotton is going up TO
20 cents. At this rate silk stockings Will
soon cease 20 be fashionable
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30

Dr. Crippen viii not be able to read the
returns OF our fall elections.
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30

The explosion OF a Haitian gunboat de-
stroyed AZ one fell swoop the entire
navy of the Inflated black republic.
The Washington herald., 1910-10-30

To Mrs. William p. Leeds belongs the
distinction Of having said NO" 20 every
royal and noble sutton who has implored
her to bestow upon him her hand and,
incidentally. her fortune OF somewhat
more than 100000 She Is daughter
OF a wealthy Ohio banker and as plain
Mamie May Stewart was regarded as
one Of the prettiest girls in Cleveland.
It was there that she was married to
George T.. Worthingtor. An believed that
the match had been well planned, but il
was not long before her me trimonial
ship struck rough waters. and, to make
it short Mrs. Worthington pretty soon
obtained a divorce.
II was about this time that Mr.. Leeda
met her. and ne Immediately became in
fatuated with the handsome divorcee
Unfortunately for his infatuauon. he was
married already. though he and his wife
had completely drifted apart years ago.
But this din1culty speedily was over
come by the payment, It was said at the
time. Of 100000 to the first Mrs Leeds.
Three DAYS after the divorce was grant
ed Mrs Worthington became the second
Mrs Leeds As a wedding present. Mr.
Leeds gave his bride jewelry valued at
more than N.0Olo00, mansion estimated
TO be worth twice as much, and an ocean
going yacht But above all, while honey
incoming at Paris, he bought his bride
the celebrated pearl necklace that was
destined 10 again bring her prominently
into the limelight through the well-known
cont rOVerSV with the customs officials
It's reputed value was given at s3M0jo
FLANEITR
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-05-13

Total Delegates 1s9
The delegates to said Convention
and the Central Committeeman from
each Precinct shall be elected by di
rect vote under the Primary election
laws of Ohio, at the Primary to be
held on Tuesday May 18th. 1910. the
Democratic voters In each Precinct
shall govern themselves accordingly.
The following have been selected
for temporary officers of the Conven-
ton.
Temporary Chairman
HON. WIN. Il. SMITH
Temporary Secretary
HON. FRED Il. CUTLERY
Sergeant at Arms
THOS. A. GRUBER Caledonia o.
By order of the Democratic County
Central Committee
Jno. w. Himmeger, Secretary.
Martin ]. Burke. Chairman.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-05-13

over there this morning. Her number
Is 221. It's right next to an old grave
yard. and you can't miss it."
"But 1 don't want to carry a jug
through the streets" protested Humpy.
"Td like to know whyp
"Folks will think I'm carrying whis-
Ky"
"Folks won't think any such thing
I've written a label and pasted it on
the jug. 1t says Dye Anybody that
can read won't take it for whisky"
''If meet a policeman he woht be-
believe it's dy
'"Then he can taste and see. Don't
make any further excuses, but run
right along. She wants to get the
carpet done on her birthday"
"Can l go skating when l come
homer
''Ill see about It Tell Mrs. Pond
it's cherry red and she'll have to use
soft soap to get 1t OF her hands after
ward"
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-05-13
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

BY local applications. as they can
not reach the diseased portion of the
ear. There is only one way to cure
deafness, and that is by constitution
al remedies Deafness is caused by
an infamed condition OF the mucous
lining OF the Eustachian Tube When
this tube is inhamed you have a
rumpling sound or imperfect hear
Ing and when IL is entirely closed,
Deafness is the result, and unless the
inflammation can be taken out and
this tube restored to Its normal con-
dition, hearing will be destroyed for
ever; nine cases out OF ten are caused
by Catarrh, which is nothing but an
tnfiafmed condition of the, mucous
surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars
for any case OF Deafness Caused by
catarrh) that cannot be cured by
Halls catarrh Cure. Send for cir
culars, free
II. J. CHENEY g. CO.. Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation.
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Total delegates ...............10 1899
Necessary to a choice ......... $50
Il. w. HANLEY, Chairman.
II. KAMPF. Secretary
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-05-13

Each county will be entitled to one
delegate and one alternate for each
500 votes cast for Judson Harmon for
Governor of Ohio, at the November
election, 1908, and one additional
delegate and alternate for the re-
mainder of votes exceeding ESQ.
The prescribed number of delegates
to this convention shall be elected as
the controlling committee of each
county designates and in the man
rer prescribed by statute.
The delegates will meet by dis
tricts at three o'clock d. m.. Tuesday.
June 21st, 1910, at such places as may
be designated by the committee on
Arrangements fort the purpose Of
selecting one member of each of the
following committees: State Central
committee, Resolutions, Credentials,
Rules and order of Business. Per-
manent Organization, Vice President
and Secretary. All of such commit
tees will meet at places to be desig-
mated by the Committee on Arrange
ments at four O'clock, p. m of the
same day. The convention will be
called to order in the Montgomery
lOuIlly NtlilOilii nan III II u 81 ShiNVt,
Dayton, Ohio, at 1880 p. m. Tuesday,
June 21st.
The temporary officers will be-.
Chairman. Hon. Atlee Pomerene Of
Stark county; Secretary George b.
Christian Esq, of Marion county;
Sergeant at Arms. Michael DevanDey,
Esq, of Hamilton county. At such
convention candidates shall be named
for the following offices: Governor;
Lieutenant Governor; Secretary OF
State; Treasurer of State; Attorney
Generals one Member of the Board Of
Public Works; Dairy and Food Com
missioner; Commissioner of Common
Schools: two Judges of the Supreme
Court and Clerk of the Supreme
Court.
The apportionment of delegates
and alternates in the convention shall
be as follows:
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-05-13

drink carboIic acid when can flnu
nothing else"
Two blocks farther on tramp had
been thrown out of a saloon into a
snowdrlft He had just picked himself
up and was looking around him In a
discouraged way when his eyes lighted
on Humpy and the jug, and he smiled
and said
"If 1t hain't my little brother Arthur
then I'm goatw
"But I'm not your brother Arthur"
protested Humpy.
"Arty. don't go back on your brother
Napoleon. Just a little taste Of that
claret."
"It's dye for carpet rags"
"What colorp'
"Red."
"Gloryi That's what I've been wait
ing for whole year-a long, guzzllng
drink of red dye. | think my vitals
are changing to blue, and want to
dye them back to red Just one drink,
Brother Arty."
''It'll poison you. for sureP' said
Humpy.
Then welcome poison-welcome
DEATH shall die martyr to dye.
Yes, Arty. it's my old favorite bever-
age. the drink I've longed for, and
here goes"
And the man lifted up the jug and
seemed to swallow n full pint of the
contents before he stopped to breathe.
Humpy grabbed for the jug and pre-
pared to run. but at that moment a
policeman turned the corner and saw
and exclaimed:
Up Against the Cop.
"Doing a saloon business out in the
street, are you? Wen see about this"
'It's dye for carpet rags" explained
the boy.
'It's the good old champagne Of my
halcyon days." added the tramp.
"Oh. 1t is, is It? Boy, hand over
that
He made a dive for the jug. and
Humpy made jump to get away with
1t, and 1t fell to the walk and broke,
and a great red spot began to spread
over the snow. The officer shouted,
the tramp cried out at the waste, and
Humpy took to his heels. Half an
hour later he had told his mother all
about it. and she was replying:
"Humpy, dear, you wanted to go
skating after doing your errand."
"And can l go"
"Oh, yes. have a nice little rink
out here in the woodshed. Come out
and do your skating while put on the
gad."
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Not TO Be caioled.

The lady Of the house hesitated.
'Are my answers all rightT she
asked
"Yes, madam" replied the census
man.
"Dldn't bother you bit, did IT
mo, madam"
Feel under some obligations to me,
don't your"
"Yes, madam"
'"rhen perhaps you won't mind tell.
ing me how old the woman next door
claims to bew-Cleveland Plain Deal
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-05-13
Buys Italian Castle,

Hudson, o., May 13.-J. w. Ellis
worth, who was born and reared In
this city and who amassed great for
tune in the coal business, has just
purchased magnificent home near
Florence, Italy.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-05-13
Call for State Democratic
Convention.

Pursuant to the order OF the
Democratic State Central Committee,
notice is hereby given that the con-
vention of the Democrats of the state
of Ohio to nominate candidates for
November election. 1910. will be held
at Dayton, Ohio, on
Tuesday and Wednesday, June 81
and %, 1910.
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BIG FOUR.

Eastbound-9:25 a. m; 1926 noon,
1922 p. m; 10:57 p. m; 11:10 y. M;
5:2T p. m.
Westbound-2:3S a. m; $3.50 a. m;
9:55 a. M; 1855 y. m; 1925 y. m;
4:27 p. m.
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"HUMPY' SKINNER.
Starts on His Mothers Orders to
Deliver a Jug of Dye.
SKEPTICS ALONG THE ROAD.
Carpenter, Old Woman, Italian and
Tramp Pull the Cork and Sample tho
Contents jug CoIlapses - Humpy's
Penalty In the Home Woodshed.
BY M. QUAD.

BY M. QUAD.
Copyright. 1910. by Associated Literary
Press.J
"R YUMPY." said Mrs. Skinner to
her eldest and only the 9TH
er Saturday morning. Mrs.
Pond, who used to live next
door to US and moved over on Glover
street last summer, is making a rag
carpet She is going to have Ave diff
ferent colors in 1t. Red is one of them.
but she hasn't had good luck with her
dye. | told her the other day I'd
make her some. I've got it made and
In jug, and | want you to carry it
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A LITTLE Scheme of Hnrs.

Ella-Why do you let him call you by
your first name?
Stella-I want to encourage him to
help me get rid of my last name
Judge.
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O. ID. and NJ. Electric.

Southbound--Cars leave every
hour for Columbus from ga. m.
9 p. m. and 10 and IL p. m. for Del
aware.
Northbound-Cars leave Columbul
every hour on the half hour, from
$3.50 a. m. to $3.50 D. m.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-05-13

pursuant to resolution passed bya
majority vote Of the County Cen
trail committee, will meet in dele
at Marion Ohio, on Saturday the 2sth
day of May 1910, at one o'clock D.
m. for the purpose OF selecting the
following delegates:
Delegates to the State Conven-
ion to be held at Dayton, on June
21st. and 22nd. 1910.
AZ Delegates to the 3rd. Judicial Cir
cult Convention to be held at Lima,
on July goth. 1910. One delegate TO be
from each Precinct and six at large
AZ Delegates to the common Pleas
Judicial Convention of the End. Sub
division, Tenth District to be held at
Marion, on June 10th. 1910 One dele
gate to be from each Precinct and
six at large.
AZ Delegates to the 1Sth. District
Senatorial Convention to be held at
Kenton on June 14th. 1910. One dele
gate to be from each Precinct and six
at large.
And to transact such other business
as may come before the Convention
under the Primary law.
The basis of representation has been
fixed at one delegate for each twenty
five or larger fraction thereof, cast
for Judson Harmon for Governor in
1908. Under the above appointment
the Precincts are entitled to the fol-
lowing number OF delegates
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| NAME ME ME Pictures.
| H OILS E
TIME CARD
HOOKING VALLEY.

North--+7 a. M: 10:15 a. m. 4:2s
p. m; 1920 a. m; 6:10 p. m. Logan
to Marion only.
South--5:45 a. m; 1920 a. m. 1918
a. m; s1.35 p. m. 7:15 D. m,
sDaily except Sunday.