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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30

ne had come over from France and
had lust been asked 10 give his views
On the ancient game Of golf Win
much eesticulation be did so
4Ah.' be said your game of golll
yees know him You put on ze tunic
~ red as re Ingleesh rosblf under
meath done. You strap your sack of
gle4s on ze back of boy twice so
small as re bag
.IIe scrape mud pudding 70 make
Lalance leetle white ball He make
three bad tries 70 balance him. then
very angry you caIl aloud, Feurg
Then YOU what you call address ze
ball. and. ma FOL. your address is some
times OF language 70 make afraid
"You strike. and ze ball find himself
10 ze long grass
ayou adj aloud for ze nib lunger
aIck and beat ze ground tlll your part
Her yay. Ho. chuck it. You say But.
nv friend. excuse myself 70 repeat
what you say
"Ah. my friend. you are q great na-
lion. but your golf game gives me
what sou can 70 pip"--Pearson'a
Weekly.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30

WtilfNV " 0HNH~N y"
Here the lecturer threw upon the
screen the portrait Of a mar well
known III the financial world. says the
Chicago Tribune.
sThis," lie said. Ills one Of the great
captains Of finance mo not need 70
mention his name. Hts face Is famil-
iar to all or you Look at bis CORFU.
gated brow, the furrows il bis cheeks
the poucbes under his eyes, the deep
lines about his mouth That face, my
friends. bears the unmlstakable and
ineffaceable stamp OF care. Anxiety
has marked It indelibly. It shows the
traces Of sleepless nights, weary days
aud bitterly fought campaigns with
millions of dollars at stake. Success
brings such man no happiness. Look
at him. How many Of you, my friends.
would change places With him2 How
raany Of you would be willing 70 take
his wealth If compelled TO assume the
terrible burden Of responsibility that
goes with it"
His hearers rose Ell masse.
Il wouldm they shouted in unison
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30


Cheerfulness Is the great cure. n
YOU are not cheerful already try ~
acquire the habit. X win net require
much trying either Accordinsly AZ
one likes or dislikes beings aud things
he becomes cheerful or the opposite.
The temptation to dislike animate or
lpanimate objects lies in wait for
every one. BE on your guard. you
can drive it of by liking q bird Or
flower.
Hate never made any man happy.
BUT III order to be unhappy one does
not need to be hatcr. Simple dls-
ike win sour all the milk in the cocoa.
NUT of choerfulness. Your choice y
hot restricted. II you do not IKE =
man or 10 not love a woman. Why
then. ike 4 dog. Even q eat may be
ali inspirer Of cheerfulness.
Liking ii a sun which can make
even al iceberg nature resplendent
with the aurora Of cheerfulness.-b -bos'
ton Globe
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30
llsnkIinn klumor.

A parliamentary candidate was hoiu-
ing n meeting in Auld Reelie at when
the heckler was much ~ evidence anu
the embarrassed candidate failed lo
give a single answer which was judged
TO he satisfactory by the audience. Io-
ward the end of the meeting an eiector
rose and quietly asked Sir. would you
tell lis what might be the name your
second initial stands forT The untor'
tunate candidate. greatly puzzled ai
the purport If the question. asked u
what way the information could inter
est the audience In this way ex
planned the interrogator- we shoulc
be able TO see If sou could answer ont
question London Taller.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30
PERSIAN WEAvERS.
The Way the Carpets Are Made BY the
Hand Workers.

The Way the Carpets Are Made by ne
Hand Workers.
IN dpscribing Persian industries Mrs,
Hume Griffith. ID Behind the Veil ln
Persia and Turkish Arabla." tells how
the beautiful carpets Of that country
are made. Of course without ma
ahinerv Of any kind. The warp is
stretched Oh d loom. which - merely
frame. The woce consists Of short
threads woven and knotted by hand
without the aid Of shuttle When
row is finished 1t IS pressed tightly to
the rest Of tae web By means of
comb inserted into the waao.
.vrhe weaver does not See the pat
tern IL he works, for he sits With the
reverse side Of the web toward hlin.
The looms are generally kept in an
underground vauIled room, often with
water running through the center At
each loom three or fonr workers ST.
according t0 the size Of the carpet
Sometimes the workers consist Of one
man and two children, and occasional
III the owner uses boys and girls only
for the weaving
sl sat on the high stool BY the side
Of tiny eirI. whose fingers were
working away "a fast ! could hardly
follow her movements Tile oYerseel
was walking up and down The ROOM
calling out instructions to the work,
ers. no me it sounded horflbe in0
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30
l1ia unfortunate investment.

"Tt's astonishing" the old settler In
the little town was saying, how real
estate has advanced in this town since
/ came here. The corner lot this build
ing ii on, for instance, sold once for
$3.50"
.sWhat is it worth nowl" asked the
stranger.
"Five thousand"
"Weil. You had a chance to get rich
by investing in land yourself. ! sup
pose you bought some real estate"
"Yes; j bought one lot-just one"
s'That has increased inivalue, hasn't
itgs
eyes; over 600 per cent"
s'That was a good investment
ssNot SO awfully good. mister salq
the old settler gloomily. 4 paid sly
for 1t. and it's worth $75 now. but it's
in the cemetery. The way figure j
I'VE lost heap OF money by not dying
forty years ago. Youths Companion
i
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30

AT fifteen yearg OF age Edmund Hat
lev was the captain Of st Paul's school
and already an accomplished nstrono-
mer At twenty two he was elected q
fellow Of the Royal society and before
he was thirty lie had encouraged New
ton to produce Its "t'tincipia" aua
published at hls own expense that ~.
nous work. in which Newton gave p
Tie world hls great discovery of the
lnw * grayisation FOR eight years
HALEY was editor of the slransactions
IN the Royal society" and be was only
forty seven when oxford made him
sayilian professor of astronomy, AZ
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30
N .,4inuitu of MrnstI!na.

Probably the FIRST authentic record Of
wrestling match is in AZ y. I222,
when chivalry on the European CONT
nent was undergoing = change for the
better During the reigp ot Henry III
Of England match took place tn ~.
Giles Geld. London between citizens
Of Westminster and the city of London
proper. Wrestling was. however pop
uIar as q pastime in England at q
much earlier period. and from that
country many Of the different styles
originated.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30
Popular Prices Is, 25, 35 Cents
Curtain $50. No seats reserved.

Der Of parts that has ever been De
yised. About IT'S different pieces Of
material enter into its construction,
and upward Of 2.400 separate opera
tions are comprised in its manufacture.
Certain Of the facts connected with
IT'S performance are well nigh ineredi-
ble when considered as whole. A
blacksmith strikes several hundred
blows on his anvil iii a day and. as q
matter Of course, is glad when Sunday
comes bit the roller jewel Of a watch
makes every day-and day after day
4s2 900 impacts against the fork. or
l57. Csc. 600 blows during the course q
YEAR. without stop or rest-some
8 153. .6OO. 600 blows during the space oi
twenty years. the period for which 4
watch Il usually guaranteed 70 keep
good time.
Bnt tile wonder Of 1t does not cease
here. ri has been calculated that tne
power that moves fhe watch II eauNa-
lent to only four times the force used
IL aea's imp, The watch power y
therefore what might 'be termed thf
eoulvalent OF a four flea bower One
horsepower would suffice to operate
4 270000. 900 watches.
Furthermore. the balance wheel Of
watch ID moved BY this four fiea-poWel
4s-1o0 inches With each vibration g
55ss4 miles continuously ip one year.
Not uucb oil Is required 70 lubrleat'
the little machine on its 5,ooo nv
run. 1t takes only tenth Fl o'o'
IL oil the ehfire machinery for year
service. -Harper's Weekly
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30

4 correspondent for d local paper
writes that hts sister sent him four
fun lines which are guaranteed e
cure any case Of strenuosity 70 the
family. The tines ere TO be repeated
three times heartily in the face q
any domestic ditiiculty. Here they are
The dog Is in the pantry.
The cat "a IN the lake.
The COW Ia IN the hammock
What difference does II makey
Nautilus
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30
WONDERS or a WATCH.

lts Marvellous Mechanism and The
Power That Moves IT.
we hear much from time 70 time oi
the wonders of this or that compiicat
ed and intricate machine. pvt gberi
are few pieces of machinery more mar
yelous than thatof the common WATCH
A watch, It may be stated as gen
eral proposition. Is CHE smallest. mos
delicate inerumcnt of the same MUIR
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30

afty-nine be observed and predicted
the circumstances OF the total solar
eclipse Of 1715. and at sixty-four ne
became the astronomer royal Of Great
Rritain. In his seventy -ftS- year he
announced to the Royal society that be
had made 1900 lunar observations.
He was then III receipt Of salary ot
800 year. with no allowance for %
aenf1fa1ff
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30


All oia farmer had brought twenty
ahcks to the market to sell and. after
the usual amount Of haggling insepa-
ra8ie Prom bareain of Chat descrlps
tion. mauaged 70 dispose of the lot %
dealer
THAT'S 80 shillings ! have 70 slye
YOU. said the dealer Az Ne proceeded
u count II ont
But the old chaps sF5ng pofnt was
uot arithmetic. and he ssas not satls-
ded with this mode of payment.
rNoa. noa he exclaimed. Pc
bought Stem aisAyan au six apiece ar
ven jist par tor them duck hy duck.
And duck BIZ duck'' 4 had TO be-
London Scraps.
fime's Charges
Father (meditating on time
obanges,-Ah yes. the fashion of tnls
world passeth away. DaughteF-in
deed ii does. papa. ] shau want
new hat next week.
-------4.--~
rmpioymcnt and hardships preFen
melanchoiy.-I Johnson
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30

''That man hasn't any sense of hui
mor.v said Nr. Growcher-
Why. be ID always trying 70 anuse
his friends"
That's just Il II he he'd my sense
OF humor he would see that there y
nothing funny IN interrupting mans
work to tell him funny stories -
Washington Star.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30

Lying tHuesn s sensitive mem
mbeddoa thousands o small blood vessels " =
supplied from tne pou
pores and ymphatos Thus The sn Y KEPT asny VIZ
andre blood But mpnne
circulation ts nousnlng properties ass annarTe @ ana
delicate hbrs and glands wth sharp urst mater
hg lotions v ETC., e ths outer ergiona
trouble - na
sn neutrans re aetas ana REMOVING
circulation builds Y e
ss normal strength mnari ss rich nutritious upasas ard
the skin instead o BENG ra na
nssy stssm " Tstter Salt Rhenm
rrn ppe Skin Diseases TO az who
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30

kicker v NOW we have children
taught how to play Rocker- Fine.
Next we shall have animal training
to show lambs how to sambol. = New
York Sun.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30

visltor-so yonr BOY IL in college u 4
IL M corntosslcg Farmef-l can't
say exactly Hes 10 Their pay LIS Z
Al in tber rowin' crew. an n tner
d s,nnsvzeeum. an 10 theF domytoFyl
tst whether he's ever ~ ther college
4 more'n lin nnd out by bis letters
-Harper's Bazaar.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30
REAL ESTATE

+ 200 feet tvacant) s blocks west =
! OF High school. Price $4 per front 4
+ foot. =
II A block az 50-foot lots) near !
i Industrial school Price $3.50 +
4 six-room house, 50 feet on +
+ street car line, near West school. =
4 Price $1,650 =
1. 100 feet. two Broom houses in !
= Frisco addition. Price Sl,lO0- =
4 Some choice vacant residence Z
i lots on South hill and West hill. +
+ JONAS COOK, :
4 Real Estate. =
.#@@#+@@ @+&###+ + ~ j
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30

.'were You interested in that ac-
count Of tie Washington mau who
suddenly disappeared n
"Well. I'd have been more Interested
Ia au account OF mau who gradually
disappeared"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30

"ro snnr . candle out accidentally
d sign Of marriage :
yes and TO turn down lamp m
.entionally Il a sign Of courtship."
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30

Mrs. Subbnbs (who has Tired 2 man
10 plant shade treesj- Digging out the
holes. See. Mr. Lannigan. Lannlgan
NO. mum. Orm diggin' out the dirt
an LAWN the holes.- Exchange.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30

And he worked out the laid down the construct
tion plans selected his materials. ., Il
IA no typewriter built better than the machine ne
psTfected In scnie respects, there Is 50 good
Ii after the machines were ready ioT 'ns % M
"a their own ground With the standard $too
machnesthat the real truth Of the typewriter SITUATION F
ceived consideration. ,,
Figuring o manufacture and expense o. sellhs ne
aidn reasonable profit II onnd that $50 would IsPfs
su tair selling price this every other sandAro Typ
ver The question was should be satisfied with ths eA
n,be profit satisfied the percentage Of returns on on
Investment that the average manufacturer glad 70 get N
should follow the lead Of other typewriter houses no rs
price ID 10 & 90 and ocket the excess $50?
Frank, a, was not burst Of excess generosity oesis
10 give you that $50 that prompted our decision
N Gas rlan cold business The cut In typewrllefs was
bouud to com some day If we didn't do I, someone sse
would WIZ decided do Ito orego the $50 q easg money
er fn value to you and get the big sales which are b7nnd
Q
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30

IF ssDo you Know him well enough tp
speak to him?"
Il know him well enough not 70
sneak TO him. Buffalo Express.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30

A. nrst shs touches up her hair
10 res Il Es NJ place
And then vith manner dehonair
She touches Up her face
4 touch 10 cnrls behind her ear,
A touch to ailken collar
And then aha's on 10 hubby dear
10 touch him for dollar.
New Cslssaa Tlmef-Denaocrat
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30

one thorn cf experience IS worth 2
9hols wilderness Of warning Lowell
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30

WHO'S the busiaess that has not chafed Under The
iron clutch after year has artihcay held the price
Of standard typewriters up 70 $Ioc?
Value-ull delivery for moneyis not there. AZ mas
scarcely been claimed to be there.
But the typewriter Is necessity. The standard, high
grade typewriter Is necessity
that necessiy necessitythe price 81 Sl,o
bas been capItslized mpov ID manufacturing pro
cesses short cuis Increased al the things that every
Inevitably reduce costs end usua reduce
ooe n tie Typewriter business, the manufacturers proht
The price to YOU the from tns day the ype
writer invented
ery respect 1.-The equal Soo machine shall prove
to YOU 10 be sold price hat ~ other bust
ness represents reasonable manufacturers pohttobe d
10 you for what high radetvpewriter Is wortn-$So
The Emerson Is cheap machine. IN design
nv Ii no thou had but what would sell al the same
pe III equals and sold The designer had an idea
o Improvement II several respects other ypewriters
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30
sounding FOR Mail.

Pat (meetinG p0stnanl-Dny letter
f'r John Brickbratg
Nothing
~Hev yen onything f'r onybody near
thot uameT
zone for John shubriek."
eThots IL Faith an ! made q close
guess"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-30

se you Emerson Typewriter $50 price which
the Wotth
Of ANY high grade machine we promise you chee -
typawrtar than he Emerson
The Washington herald., 1910-11-06
DETROIT PASSED UP BAKER
Advice from UnknOwns Kept Star
from Playing with Tigers.
Other Men Prevented Same Way.
Mack Had String on Crack
Third Baseman.

Detroit, Mich, Nov. 5.-No team is be-
yond reconstruction; there is not a club
in the land that could not be bettered.
Take the Philadelphia Athletics: they
have just won a worlds championship,
but while they were winning 1t Connie
Mack, sitting on the bench, pulling his
necktie' waving signals. studying out the
problems as they developed on the dia-
mond. must have felt impressed with
two or three facts Connie to-day must
realize that he is in need OF a new first
baseman and that he could use another
good outfielder.
These weaknesses may be lost 10 the
public during the joys OF victorx but tne
manager and owner, those who must look
into the future, must see them, and Con-
nle knows that there must be additions
next year. as well as Frank ]. Navin
knows that the Tigers OF this year can
not WIZ q peanant next season
Reference was made TO the many diff
euities that confront the owner and
manager in securing new material. The
most vexing of these Is the advice that
pours into an Office.
The Detroit club has about thirty-five
players in line for next year. Letters are
already pouring into the clubs headquar-
ters knocking" at least half OF those
men Sometimes It is jealousy that
prompts these letters, and sometimes It
IS merely friendly move. and the writer
feels convinced OF the information that
he forwards for your benefit, old man %
Other times the writer has ulteriOr mo-
tves in giving the Information.
To give the public an instance showing
how one good man was passed up: A few
years ago a youngster OF the name Of
Frank Baker was playing with the Read
ing, Pa, team. Harry Wolverton. in that
region at the time. wrote President Frank
Navin letter telling hiu he had better
land Baker
1t became noised about that Detroit
wanted Baker. -Four friends OF the De-
stroit club. who had seen Baker play,
Immediately wrote here advising the De-
troit owners 10 keep away from him;
pass him up
John J. McGraw and Clarke Griffith were
also tipped OF 10 Baker They also re-
ceived letters. and they passed him up
One OF the letters received in Detroit
read like this:
Hes no good as z ball player. He
can't hit worth snap and he can't neld
81 all. He's iat-footed Pass him up"
Mr.: Navin discovered that he could not
land Baker: Connie Mack already had
him. To-day fans are talking about this
same young man. He was one of the
heroes Of the worlds series Of 1910. He is
a star now. Still, two managers ignored
him a few years ago because of the let
ters srom fans who thought they were
doing the managers a good turn
The Washington herald., 1910-11-06
RULES CRITICISED
VindicatiOn Given Football
1t Did Not Need.

From the New YORK Telegraph.
A boy at Cornell University died at the
Cornell Inhrmary the other day. and
since he was a member OF the freshman
football team il was at once said that
football was responsible for his death.
"TAe New Rules Have Failed" was the
judgment OF head writer's. and the death
was Immediately placed among the list OF
footballs victims
On Thursday an autopsy was performed
by DR.. Charles A. Bentz. Of the Univer-
sity Of Buffalo. who said:
1T is my opinion that the patient died
of an unavoidable acute dilatation OF the
heart, associated with an arterial disease
and castro entro coiitis. There was no
evidence of rupture, hernia, or anything
else due to a football injury. The CASTRO
entro colitis was the most important
cause Of the dilatation"
In addition. the counsel OF physicians
present at the autopsy expressed them
selves as of the opinion that young Paine
could not possibly have lived more than
two years on account of his aflictions.
even under the NEST favorable conditions
Nevertheless. when the anti football
statlsticlans come 10 compile their lists
Of deaths and injuries due 10 football dur
ing the present season they viii not fail
tc record the name of Lauran b. Paine
| They have always done so in similar
cases. Newspapers which printed the
dispatches Of young Paine's death under
| large scare-heads might be expected to
give equal prominence TO the denial They
did not. We are not surprised, perhaps,
at the action of the anti-footbail statis-
ticians, whom nobody regards as fair,
and perhaps the way in which certain
newspapers handled the true story and
the false story is not the rarest of things
in certain sort of journalism
But in this case there was another man
who showed as blatant folly as those
from whom no one expects either sense
or fairness. That man was Jacob Schur-
man. president ef Cornell, who, as soon
as he read of Paine's death without
waiting TO learn the result of the au-
topsy, ordered the athletic committee to
cancel the game with Williams, which
was 10 have been played yesterday.
II is of passing moment that the game
was not played. but il is important that
football should be. preserved, and IL is
still more important that the president of
well-known university should be a
model to his students in carefully and
calmly weighing facts before reaching a
decision. In this case, at least President
Schurman has not been such a model.
The Washington herald., 1910-11-06
LAT0NIA RESULTS.

FIRST RACE-One mile. ldleEsiss. los Ausiinl,
$50 Won Eastern Star. 10 Reid, - second
Detect. lo5 tGoose}, $50, third. Time, lal S-s
Going Some. Ellanette Sugar Lump, EEia. Mes
meri~. and Ida Lackford also ran
SECOND RACE-SL furlongs. Whisewool. l04
fKosrnerl $40 won: Alfred the Great. IA tGansl.
$50 second; Glucose. Is lkuapl3. SAB third.
Time l:l2 35 Jeanne d Arc, Emma Stewart, Congo
and Du Bois also ran.
THIRD RACE-One and One-eighlh miles, Bonnie
Ke,so Is lKuernerl. S. won: Leamence. l82 Dayen-
portl $40. second: Joe Morris. io5 tGooael. 50
third. Tine, - s-5. DIR. Holzberg also ran
FOURTH RACE-SiX fuTlongS Edda. ll6 tkoer
ner}. g. won: Round the World. l2 lMc6ieel $50
second; Helene 10 lOoosel. SO, third. TiEse
ll3 35 Red Wine. Ella BrSson, Heatherbroom
McIvor and John PendeIEast also ran
FIFTH RACE-Six firlongz Theo Cook, 10
lGoosel, $3.50. won Helmet. ll2 Reid, $50 see
ond Mary Davis, is AlcGeel SO. third. Time
il2 John Griffin Nimhus, School Marin. Ben TrO
ysto FaunteIuy Magazine. and Jack Atkin also ran
SIXTH RACE-One and three-sizteenths miles
Romp. los uoitusi, $50. won; Cintreila l0
Davesl Ss.7o. second; Question Marx, lo9 tkoer
neTi. Sso. third. Time q. Charles +. Granger
Rolluf and Third Rail also ran.