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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-10-24
CAMP THINKS
GOPHERS BEST

New Haven. Conn. Oct. 24.-Walter
Camp, who yesterday completed his
transcontinental trip. said that from
the Atlantic to the Pacific the spirit of
the new rules was being observed. He
saw the American and Rugby game
on the Pacific coast and saw middle
western teams. He pronounced the
University of Minnesota eleven the
strongest there.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-10-24

winter will devote my time to my bust
ness interests. For the next four
months I'll forget baseball and buckle
down to work, but count me in on the
next training trip.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-10-24
CHANCE PLANS TO WIN IN 1911

BY Frank Chance
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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-10-24

USED THINGS THAT YOU DON'T
WANT CAN BE SOLD IF YOU AID
VERTISE IN THE TIMES.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-10-24
FACTS ABOUT THE
WINNING OF A
WORLD REMNANT

FINAL STANDING.
Played. Won. Lost
AthletlcS .
Cubs ......-...5
YESTERDAYS GAME.
The Score:
r.h.e.
Athletics II 1 0 5 OF 1
Cubs ..0 0 o 0 % 9 2
THE SERIES.
Yesterday. Final.
Attendance 27,S74 l24,222
Receipts $37,116.50 S1I3,9SO.0O
Players share. 20,042.91 79.071.03
Each club share 6,6S0.97 3S,755.03
Nat. Com. .... 3,711.65 l7,39s.oo
Winning PLAYERS (23) 2,062.75
Losing players (23)..... 1,375.16
EACH GAME.
Attendance Receipts.
First game .26,S91 of,4Z4oO
Second game 24.597 35,l57oo
Third game. 1920 36,fol5o
Fourth game 10, $50 21,55Ooo
Fifth game. .27,314 31,llo 90
Total ..--.124.222 s113,9So OF
Average daily attendance. 24.s44
Average daily receipts. $34,7sS
COMPARATIVE FIGURES.
Attendance. Receipts.
1909 & games) .145,4 $1Ss,3oz
1910 6 games) 4,222 lIS,9So
PLAYERS IN 1910 SERIES
Athletics ............-. liz
TEAM AVERAGES.
Batting. Fielding.
Afh,etics> 1923 ISL
Cv,bs .231 s4s
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16
TINY BABYs PITIFUL CASE


Our baby when two months old
was suffering with terrible eczema
from head to foot. all over her body.
The baby looked just like a skinned
rabbit We were unable to put clothes
on her. At first It seemed to be few
mattered pimples. They would break
the skin and peel of leaving the I'M
derneath skin red as though 1t were
scalds. Then a few more pimples
would appear and spread all over the
body. leaving the baby all raw without
skin from head to foot. On top of her
head there appeared heavy scab a
quarter Of an inch thick. 1t was aw-
full to see so small baby look as she
did. Imagine! The doctor was afraid
TO put his hands to the child. We
tried several doctors remedies but all
failed.
Then we decided to try Cuticura.
By using the Cuticura Ointment we
softened the scab and it came of. I'm
der this, where the real matter was,
by washing with the Cuticura Soap
and applying the Cuticura Ointment,
new skin soon appeared. We also
gave baby Tvur drops of the Cuticura
ResolYent three times daily. After
three days you could see the baby
gaining little skin which would peel
off and heal underneath. Now the
baby is four months old. She is a fine
picture Of a fat little baby and all
is well. We only used one cake of Cuti-
cura Soap, two boxes OF Cuticura oint-
ment and one bottle OF Cuticura Re
solvent If people would know what
Cutieura is there would be few suffer
ing with eczema. Mrs. Joseph Koss-
mann, Z st. Johns Place. Rldgewood
Heights. N. Y, Apr. 80 and May 4. o."
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16
Fa9NisED a LIVELY TINE
Mark Twsin's Outline Of Editorial
Policy He Had Made Up His
Mind to Adopt.

Mark Twain took the editorial chair
on the Buffalo Express in August.
1869, and this Is the paragraph IN
which he made the readers acQuaint-
ed with his new responsibility; Il
only wish to assure parties having a
friendly interest in the prosperity Of
this Journal that am not going to
nurt the paper deliberately and inten
tionally at any time am not going
to introduce any startling reform or In
any way attempt TO make trouble
am simply going TO do my plain, un.
pretending duty-when cannot get
out Of it. shall work diligently and
honestly and faithfully at all times and
upon all occasions-when priyation
and want shall compel me to do so.
In writing I shall confine myself to the
truth, except when il is attended with
Inconvenience. l shall witheringly re-
buke all forms Of crime and miseon-
duct, except when committed. by the
party inhabiting my own vest ] shall
not make use Of slang or vnlgarity
upon any occasion or in any cireum-
stances shlaill -neyer-use- profanity
except in discussing house rent and
taxes. Indeed, upon second thought.
| will not even then, for It is inelegant,
un-christian and degrading shall
not often NEEDLE with politics. be-
cause we have a political editor who is
already excellent and only needs a
term in the penitentiary to be perfect.
| shall not write any poetry unless !
conceive spite against the subscrl-
bers.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

Arrangements for the sale Of Red
Cross Christmas seals for 1910 have
been announced by the National As
ISOLATION for the Study and Proven
ton OF tuberculosis and the Ameri-
can Red Cross "a Million for Tuber-
culosis' will be the slogan of the 1910
campaign. Two features of the sale
this year are unique and will bring
considerable capital to the tuberculo
sis fighters. The American National
Red Cross is to issue the stamps as in
former .ears. but this organization
will work in close cooperation with
the National Association for the Study
and Prevention Of tuberculosis, which
body will share in the proceeds OF the
sales. The charge TO local associa-
tons for the use Of the national
stamps has been reduced also from 20
per cent to 12h per cent. which will
mean at least $4,000 more for tuber-
culosis work in all parts OF the United
States. The stamps are to be desig
mated as Red Cross Seals" this year
and are TO be placed on the back Of
letter instead Of on the front
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16
0lOa'T ~sET" Tie QJu,Ah,
'os,on Reporter Unlike Nes; EsA
paper Men. Was Unfsmiiar With
the Scriptures.

The acub" reporter is the greenei
reporter on the stan Of a newspaper
When anything particularly stupid
happens on the paper he is inc
irst TO be accused. and he is usually
rightly accused. The only salvation
for him is to improve. which he doe
In nine cases out Of a dozen. The
Boston Journal told recently Of an
amusing break" Of q wholly innocent
nature which a certain cub made. y
It shows anything. It shows that a
thorough training In the Bible is use.
full In other walks Of life than the
ministry.
The reporter had been sent to a
suburb to report a sermon He ar
rived late, near the close Of the serT-
ice. and took a seat near the door
When the last hymn was over he
asked his neighbor. an elderly gentle
man.
What was the text Of the sermon2
"who Art Thou" replied the
other.
Boston reporter" replied the other.
The man smiled Subsequently he
told the preacher, who next Sunday
told the congregational the cubs ex'
pense.-Youth's Companion.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16
PRESSED HARD.
coffee's Weight on Old Age.

When prominent men realize the in
furious effects OF coffee and the change
in health that Postum can bring, they
are glad to lend their testimony for
the benefit Of others.
A superintendent Of public schools
In a Southern state says: MY moth
er, since her early childhood. was an
inveterate coffee dFinker, had been
troubled with her heart for number
Of years and complained of that weak
all over feeling and sick stomach.
Some time ago I was making an Of
fetal visit to a distant part of the
country and took dinner with one OF
the merchants OF the place. I noticed
a somewhat peculiar favor of the cof-
fee. and asked him concerning 1t. He
replied that it was Postum / was so
pleased with itth1t. after the meal was
over, / bought a package 10 carry
home with me. ard had wiic pre-.
pare some for the next meal; the
whole family Hfsd It so we'll that we
discontinued coffee and used Postum
entirely.
4 had really been at times very
anxious concerning my mothers con
dition. but We noticed that after usirg
Postum for a short time. she felt so
much better than she did prior to its
use. and had little trouble with her
heart and no sick stomach; that the
headaches were not so frequent. and
her general condition much improved
This continued until she was as well
and hearty as the rest of us.
Il know Postum has benefited my
self and the other members Of the fam
lily, but in a more marked degree in
the case of my mother. as she was
victim Of long standing"
Ever read the above letterf new
one appears from time 10 tlnse. They
are ssnnine, true, and full Of human
interest.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

Roy Bone, brother Of United
States District Attorney Harry Bone.
several years ago was a reporter on
the Wichita Beacon. In going to
FIRE one Of the members Of the fire de
partment was thrown from a hose
cart and killed. Rone wrote a head.
with this as the first deck: Gone to
HIS Last Fire.
The piece got into the paper and
Bone was promptly fired "-Kansas
City Journal.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

Senator Depew. on the deck Of the
Lusitania. talked about English as
she IS spoken in London"
ut is very difficult to understand
that London English he said. Il
know man who had lodgings all July
in Bloomsbury, near the British mu-
scum.
On his return from the museum
one afternoon, my friend said to his
landlady:
Can l have a cup OF tea, If you
please2'
Certainly. sir; at once. the land
lady replied. The kettle as been
bi'lin' for ours.
But-er-I prefer freshly boiled
water, If you don't mind. stammered
my friend.
The landlady Redeemed with anger.
Look ere, she said, il ! 'ad meant
wot you mean Id ave said hours. .
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16
NOT THE TIME FOR THAT
seotsmen Objected to Mixture Of Good
Whisky and Religious Con-
versstion.

Owen Seaman, editor Of Punch, was
the principal guest at a dinner OF the
London Authors club recently. which
was followed by discussion on
"Humor" Mir Seaman began with a
story deprecating the spelling Of a
good dinner by any discussion at all.
There we're three characters in the
story-a bluebottle and two Scots
men. The story at once struck a note
Of probability by showing the Scots
men drinking whisky The bluebottle
buzzed on the pane; otherwise 81
ience reigned.
This was broken by one Of the
Scotsmen trying to locate the blue.
bottle with geological exactltude. Said
the Scotsman:
Sandy, I'm thinking II yen n.y.
birdie or a beastie"
The other replied; Man.
good whisky with religlqs'on , i. spoli
ton" '' Wv eAs'
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

Robert Lincoln O'Brien. editor of the
Boston Transcript. is great admlrer
Of the thrift Of the Vermonters. but
thinks sometimes they carry it too
far
O'Brien was up in Vermont last sum
mer and went to dinner with a friend
who had some political aspirations. As
they came to the door he heard the
lady of the house say to the hired
girl; Il see Mr.. Jones has somebody
with him for dinner Take those two
big potatoes down to the cellar and
bring up three small ones"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

Senator John H. Bankhesd. discuss
ing a political move. said. with a
smile:
"Oh. it's too colby calculated. It's
almost unfair In fact, it's like Mrs.
Blank.
Mrs. Blank is leader Of Bar Har-
Dor society. Her husband said to her,
one afternoon, as she made very
elaborate toilet for garden party that
she was giving to some members Of
the British legation:
Why did you write to all our guests
that this party was to be absolutely
informal?'
Mrs. Blank laughed
So as to be the bestdressed wom-
an present, of course, she said"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

Apropos OF the enmlty, now happily
buried. that used to exist between
Minneapolis and ST. Paul, Senator
Clapp said at dinner in the former
city:
Il remember an address on careless
building that once heard in Mime.
apolis.
Why said the speaker in the
course of this address. one inhabitant
Of St Paul is killed by accident in the
streets every As hours
A bitter voice from the rear Of
the hall interrupted:
Well. 1t amt enough, It said"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

Il want you to take care Of my
practise while I'm away"
But, doctor have Just graduated,
Have had little experience"
You don't need II with my fashion
able patients Find out what they
have been eating and stop it. Find
out where they have been summering
and send EN- somewhere else"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

Mile. Bandurin is superintendent Of
an engineering firm in Russia. She
was graduated from the Women's
Psychological Institute in st. Peters
burg, and has had practical expo.
rience in engineering. She built a
steel warehouse for an army cooper
alive society, has been assistant en-.
gineer in building bridge across the
Neva and has done other important
work.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

well at night. / believe there is moth
ing like the Plnkham remediee."
Mrs. CLARA FRANKS, r. F. D., No. 9.
Knoxville, Iowa.
The success of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound. made from roots
and herbs, is unparalleled. 1t may be
used with perfect confidence by women
who suffer from displacements, inham-
nation, liberation, fibroid tumors, ir-
regularities, periodic pains. backache,
bearing-down feeling, flatulency, indi-
gestion, dizziness, or nervous prostra-
ton.
For thirty years Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has been the
standard remedy for female ills, and
suffering women owe it to themselves
to at least give this medicine trial
Proof is abundant that 1t has cured
thousands Of others, and why should It
not curU youp
IF you want special advice write
Mrs. Pinkham. Lynn, Mass, for 1t.
1t is free and always helpful.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

DR.. Robert L. Waggoner, the presi-
Dent of Baldwin university, said. in
the course of an address on peda-
gogy at Berea, o.:
And one Of the most remarkable
changes in the last so years of teach
ing is the abolition of corporal pun
ishment A boy of this generation is
never whipped. But boy OF the last
generation-wellt"
Or. Waggoner smiled
The boys Of the last generation"
he said, must have believed that
their instructors all had for motto:
The swish is father to the
taught"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

Tourist-why do you call this a vol
eano? don't believe It has had an
eruption for a thousand years,
Guide Well, the hotel managers in
this region club together and keep a
fire going in it every year during the
season. Meggendorfer Blaetter.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

what makes you so sure the amer,
lean public is fickle?"
THE reception a player who used
10 be on the home team gets wien he
comes visiting"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

Generosity does not consist in Civ
ing money or moneys worth We owe
TO man higher suecours than food and
FIRE. We owe to man. man. Emerson
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

~"How did the street car company
come TO fire that old conductor? !
thought he had pulp
''He did; but he didn't use It on tho
cash register. Christian Advocate
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

WTOJe 10 MIS-. Pink
ham and took Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound
and Liver Pills, and
am glad to say that
your medicines and
kind letters Of d.
rections have done
more for me than
anything else and I
had the best physi-
clans here. l can
y - -. =. - = IL a :. y .aAaA
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

"One OF the delegates to the conyen.
ton of the Negro Business Mems
league in New York was worth
$4,000. O00."
Here's a pointer for the colored
brother
Lets have H."
THAT delegate didn't make his
money shooting craps"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

Horace Avory, X. G.. just appointed
judge, is enc OF the mordant wits Of
the British bar One day cross-ex
aiming a recalcitrant witness he
asked:
What are you?"
A retired gentleman proudly as
serted the ex-cheesemonger
Well" snarled Avery. when you
achieved the Position of gentleman.
why did you retire from it2r
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

We reduce life to the Deftiness OF
our daily living; we shorld exact orr
living to the grandeur If Hfe.-Phillips
Brooks
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

Faith is not blind, irrational asset,
but an intelligent reception of the
truth on adequate grounds Charles
Hodge.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

Her cookihg-school habits are a
good deal of bother to me-"
How now"
"She always wants me to taste tho
gasoline when the automobile isn't
working right"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

And BUILD ~ THE SYSTEM
lake The D0 Standard HitJfES iASihi. h-s
AAitll4 hONlC tou know mat you are taxing.
The termula Is plainly rrinted On every bottle,
showing Ct is simply Qniuine and Iron in a tasfc-
less foTtn. The Quiulne drives ont the malaria
and the lfol builds up the 81 stem. sod By al
nealers ioT 50 years Price 60 eeata
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

Scientists state that the sun will
continue to give out the present
amount of heat for 100000 years"
THAT makes two weeks vacation
look piHiing. eh2"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16
Not rIY


The doct99Sat Meaning.
drunk "hen 4 said that Bill was
10 nave 1--WE took the poor fellow
mem 3 head attended to last
so..s aitef he fell"
Doctor never said anything Of the
kind"
Didn't ! hear him? Said 1t was
Jagged cut"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

Don't you think. Mary you are too
old to play with the boys"
NO. mamma; the older l get. the
better l like Judge
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrnp fcr chiidrcn
iee'hins s9i'ens the gums, reduces innamma.
tion. afays pain, cures wind collie 81, 4 bot,ls
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

$50 Mr.. Penniwise married his typ
ist." said Miss Cayenne.
Yes"
Il wonder whether she gains an al
lowance or he merely saves salary ?"
Washington Star
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

terrible backaches
and the passages Of
the kidney secretions
nearly killed me. l was
nervous, had night
sweats and could not
sleep. In fact, | was
a physical wreck.
Doan's Kidney Pills
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

"The chanticleer cocktail is the new
est drink"
such redundancy! Call it a Chan
ticleertail"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

she telephones me every day"
What is the reason Of that7"
Il owe her a call and she is deter
mined to collect it."
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

gave me prompt relief. Continued use
cured me-
Remember the name-Doan's. For
sale by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo, N. Y.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

I would say to(,
'e9' '0'e' . dne-Elihu Burritt
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

LADY

I'm iott, nv lady.
low low ana 49, Her voice was
rem siihafew iroee again, as Janet
CLEAN came into a. her the aendish
II We hear any Ter odorless eyes
VIII iet you hho more OF Janet we
Punch
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

The only certainty is principle; as
new as today, and as old as the uni
verse.-Horatio Stebbens.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

There is duty of pleaspas as well
as pleasure OF duty Silas X. Hook.
ing.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

Write me as one that loves his fel-
low men.=-Leigh Hunt.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16
AFTER
DOCTORS
FAILED
LydiaE Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound Cured Her

Knoxville, Iowa. III suffered with
pains low down in my right side for q
year or more and was SO weak and ner.
vous that could not do my work. /
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

secke-Mrs, swellington is a stun
ming woman. isn't she?
Weeks should think so. She hit
me with her automobile the other day,
and It was two hours before I woke
uD.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1910-09-16

THAT palmist will tell you when
you are going to die"
And then run and tell the under
taker, I suppose, and get commission
on the business"