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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1910-02-10
Stop That Cold

10 check early colds or Grippe with "Preyentice'
neans sure defeat for Pneumonia. To stop cold
obliged 70 eure. Il afterwards. TO be sure, Pre-
vcattcs WIN cure even deeply seated cold. but
eAkeQ eerly-at the sneeze stage-they break. or
3hafs why they are called Preyentics.
xpyent1csare little Candy Cold Cures. No Quin-
i1A no physic. nothing sickening. Nice for the
0hlldrenand Thoroughly safe too. II you feel
chilly. you meeze. ifyon ache all over. think Of
YIeventics. Promptness may also mye half your
usual sickness. And don't forget your child, q
there II feverishness, nightor day, Herein Drob.
ably lies Preventics' greatest efficiency. Sold In
g boxes for the pocket also in 25c boxes Of l6
4Ioyentics. Insist on your druggists giving you
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1910-02-10
HYOMEI
(M1iEEXED A6F,D.ME)

Cures catarrh or money back. Just
breathe itin. Complete outfit, including
inhaler 81. Extra bottles 5Oc. Druggists.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16
The Law and the Ladx-


Pat Finnigan had been summoned
to jury duty. Coming downstairs one
morning dressed in his Sunday
clothes. his wife looked at him and
said.
Where are you going. Patf"
He replied. I'm going 70 cOort."
"H'mr' said the wife and Pat stalk.
edFout. Next morning Pat came down
stairs all shaved and shorn. with the
same suit Of clothes on.
"And where are you going today %
said the wife
Sure. I'm going to coort."
'Ye are, are yep
Pat went out and slammed the door
The third morning Pat came IN and
sat down TO the breakfast table with
the same suit OF clothes on and greet
ed his wife, who said:
"And where are We going this morn
ing, PATTI"
I'm going TO cOOrt."
The wife laid her hands upon 8
rolling pin, stood before the door and
said
''Ye're going 20 coort, are YEP
"Yis," said Pat.
mo, ye're not If there's any coort-
ing to be done it win be done right
here. Go upstairs and take OF thin
clothes Newark Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16

Charles Mathews. the famous Eng
hsh actor. once INDUCED In his talent
Tor mimicry 70 his own misfortune.
Mr.. Tattersall. the well known auc-
tioneer. was conducting a sale OF blood
Cd stock. The first lot, gentlemen"
said Mr.. TattersalL lis a bay FLY by
SmolenskO."
The first lot. gentlemen" echoed
Air. Mathews I'm the same tone OF
voice. "is bay flly by Smolensko."
The aucuoneer looked somewhat an.
noyed, but proceeded. well. what
shall we begin withT'
Well what shall we begin witty
replied the echo
Still endeavorlnc 20 conceal his vexa-
ton, Mr.. Tattersau called out. zone
hundred guineasT'
zone hundred guineasg" echoed
Mathews
Thank you. sir" cried Mr.. latter.
sail. bringing down the hammer with
a bang, the flly is yoursr'
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16
THEIR FRIENDS.
stetson's Advice as to Where They
Might Possibly Be Found

stetson's Advice as to Where They
Might Possibly Be Found.
John Stetsou Used TO have a vauue
vile house In Philadelphia. and he in
augurated there the custom which pre-
walls now I'm some of the cheaper the
aters OF taking performer OF in the
middle OF the turn If he did not please
the patrons IN front Every Monday
night opened his house with ffteen
acts, and as each one went on be-
stood I'm the wings and allowed those
In front 90 decide whether II should
be retained on the bin.
Sometimes the people IN front would
cry, Take him of. John: he's no
good snd Stetson would march out
on the stage and drag the performer
OF. give him $40 for his performance
and tell him he need not return. One
evening there were two men who
seemed especially obnoxious to the
audience. who greeted them with cat
calls and bowling derlsion They man
aged. however. 20 get through with
their song and came OF the stage nerv-
fly preparing 10 return for the re
mainder OF their act.
Here, you" shouted John Stetson.
what was the name OF that sonCT"
Whats that TO your" asked one Of
the singers
1T may be something 90 you" an
swered Stetson. with a few OF the
curse wor-s for which he was noted
I'm John Stetson. and l want 10
know the name OF that song
"Beg pardon. Mr. Stetson." said the
crestfallen variety man. 1T Is called
Where are the Friends OF Our
Youth"
Well YOU didn't seem 20 find them
out In front Take this SO and go and
hunt them on the outside"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16
Things theatrical.

Logan Paul is in the company play
ing The Squaw Man"
Oscar Wndes play. The Duchess OF
Padua," Is TO be produced In London
by George Alexander.
Sheldon Lewis has been ngaged by
Harrison Grey Fiske for Mrs. Fiske's
company In pillars OF Society"
THE Dawn OF a Tomorrow" in
which Eleanor Robson has been
starred, will be produced in Berlin.
w. A. Brady is shortly to produce a
play called "rhe Detective" In which
the chief figure is a woman detective.
Douglas ]. Wood has been engaged
TO play leading Shakespearean parts
with the Ben Greet company in New
York.
Olga Nethersole will have a spring
season in London. opening in May
She may later Oh make a tour Of the
South American cities.
II is said that f. II. Sothern and
Miss Julia Marlowe will not act TO
gether next season and that Miss Mar
lowe may visit Australia.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16
Church and Clergy.

Forty-two per cent Of the clergy live
20 be septuagenariaus.
The oldest Presbyterian church in
the United States is said 20 be the one
az Southampton. y. u The building
was erected in 1907 and was dedicated
in 100.
In the English Church Times the
clerical obituary FOR 1909 contains 461
names. The ages OF $40 OF the de-
ceased clergy men are mentioned. and
these show the attainment OF an aver
age age OF seveny-ouc and oue-haif
years.
Rev. S. NJ. Stewart. who has speut
eight years on the northern coast OF
Labrador, says that up there 81 is Of
ten question OF starvation OF q diet
OF raw seal. He says that it tastes
Ike combination OF Goldfish and beef.
steak with a dash OF rabbit thrown ia.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16

After all, civilized life is full OF per
lis Nobody could stand 1t but civilized
people. who are the toughest creatures
on the face OF earth Savages die OF
sleeping indoors, die OF rum, OF the
measles, smallpox and various epIdem-
les that civilized people merely take In
their stride. Civilized people can stand
anything. The English variety can
stand tubs and unlimited exercise, the
German sort an unwholesome deal OF
voluntary attention We Americans
oh, we shall learn to digest or endure
whatever excesses OF food, drink.
work. abstinence. legislation, attention
or inatteDuon are proper TO our stripe
OF civilization and thrive on them in
the end.-Harper's Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16
Worse Than the rhird peares.

A married man ran away with a
silly young girl. and after an exciting
chase the clippers were finally cap
tured and returned TO their homes
Feeling in the town ran high against
the man, and a number Of neighbors
We're sitting together one evening dis.
cussing the case Naturally every
body had an idea OF his own as to
what action should be taken against
the married man.
One suggested jail for life. another
said ninety years IN the penitentiary
would do. and a third offered tar and
feathers. A little man who sat In the
corner looked up and smiled.
Il have a scheme" he remarked,
that beats all OF yours a mile"
What would you do with him r.
the chorus asked.
Il would turn him over to his wife's
mother" said the quiet little man.
Philadelphia Telegraph.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16

The man who ruined a sausage max
er's trade by walking into his shop
with sackful OF dead cats and dump
Ing the contents down on the counter
now finds a rival-albeit an uninten-
uonal one-in the person OF q London
waiter. The latter worthy, being ask
ed by customer for sausages, replied
that there were none left. but, being Of
an obliging disposition, he went on 10
say that If the gentleman did not mind
waiting for few minutes some
should be obtained for him. meaning
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16
DANES AND DAUGHTERS.

Miss Caroline McGm OF the Uni.
verslty Of Missouri faculty has beea
made a scholar OF Naples associa-
ton for promoting scientific research
by women.
Miss Belle Squires. music teacher
IN Chicago. has refused TO pay a per
sonal tax. urging that without n vote
she would be submitting 20 tyranny
10 pay a tax.
Mrs. Helen Troy OF Auburn, y. Y.
has been received into full member
ship OF the Six Nations. She has de-
voted the last fourteen years to study
and research regarding the Iroquois
traditions.
Mime. Anna ROgstad, the first woman
member OF the storthing. which is the
lower house IN the Norwegian parlia-
ment. was a teacher IN one OF the pri-
mary grades OF the public schools in
Christiania when elected
Nine. de Ia Roche has won an air
pilots license from the French Aero
club by dying four times around the
aviation course at Heliopolis, a total
distance OF twelve miles. She IS the
first woman TO get this distinction.
Miss jeanette Miriam Goldberg OF
Jefferson, Tex, and Philadelphia. field
secretary Of the Jewish Chautauqua
movement, is one OF the foremost
Jewish women of the world and one
whose work along social lines has ex.
tended through practically every state
IN the United States and into many
foreign countries.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16
Tales of Cities.

Singapore has been for some years
the most prosperous and progressive
city in the far east
The city OF Pekin has supplanted its
insanitary wells with q thoroughly
modern system OF waterworks. includ
ing pumping stations. settling tanks
filtration beds and water towers
The maiden name Of Nassau street
New York. was Pie Woman's lane. II
was opened in 1896 by a man named
Kay. who was granted the right 10
make It a cartway 10 what is now
City Hall park.
Forward" is the motto OF Atlanta,
Ga, and her taxpayers seem more
than willing TO live up TO It. Recently
by large majority they voted to issue
100000 OF bonds for permanent i'm
p-oyement 100000 OF the issue 20 be
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16
- The -
Scrap Book
A Good Shot.

1000 SnoE
Bill Jones was an eccentric charac.
ter, a local justice OF the Teace in
South Carolina town. He was ex.
ceedingly tall-so attenuated. in fact
that but for his hat ne would not
have cast a shadow. one night a
number OF fellow bon vivants Joined
him in symposium. and many mint
juieps were consumed One Of the
party unsteadty produced a revolver
&c was accidentally discharged. and a
bullet struck Bill Jones in the leg.
Conscience stricken and wabbly with
excitement and juleps. the owner OF
the weapon FASTENED to the home OF
the nearest doctor and pulled the door.
bell
At length the physician. who had
himself been spending a riotous even
ing, stuck his head from the second
story window.
"whazza mazzer2' he demanded
thickly.
Il jush shot BIZ Jones In the leg. "
replied the man below.
shot Bill Jones In the legr' repeat.
cd the doctor wOnderingly.
'Thash wha' l shsid." returned the
Onender-"shot BIZ Jones in the leg. "
The doctor gazed down upon him
admiringly.
"Wen." he said. that wash a bell
OF a good shot"
And he closed the window and wen,
back 20 bed.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16
Could He Help ~

A lady and a little boy entered the
car. but the boy sQuirmed and ndget-
ed SO much on his seat that nj last one
or the other passengers expostulated:
For goodness sake. keep your child
sim, madam
I'm very sorry" said the mother.
"but the truth Is until / get 10 the hos
pital ! shan't be able 10 quiet him"
Dear me. What's the matter with
himg"
He swallowed a teaspoon yesterday.
and ever since he's been on the stir"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16

Woman Is very unreasonable" said
a venerable New Hampshire justice OF
the peace Il remember that my wife
and were talking over our affairs one
day. and we agreed that 1t had come
to the point where we must both econ
omize- Yes. my dear ! said TO my
wife, we must both economize-bothT
Very well, Henry she said, with a
tired air Of submission. you shave
yourself, and III cut your hair 80
erybOdy's Magazine
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16
Short Stories.

During 1909 the patent Office issued
SS.5l4 patents. while 22,32s expired
Pass a warm iron over stamps that
stick together, and they'll come apart.
A novel restaurant IN Vienna Is sur.
rounded by n curtain Of falling water
TO simulate rain.
monographs on push carts are re
placing the long familiar hand organs
In the streets Of European cities.
Russia has the highest death rate OF
any European country. but Spain and
Austria-Hungary are also high.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16
On the Sly.

~ NffN 9Ays
Professor Perclval Lowell. the IA.
nous astronomer. once told an anus
Ing story OF an old woman be at one
time had as housekeeper, to whom he
made sporting offer
Janet" he said 10 her one day. "the
very next planet / discover will
make you n present Of 50"
You are very kind. sir" she replied.
-and I am sure I hope you will soon
discover one"
Several months went by. and no
planets were discovered
The fact OF the matter is, ma'am."
conhded the old woman at last 20
Mrs. Lowell, Il do think the professor
goes out at night and discovers plan.
cts on the sly"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16
Facts From France.

Paris has $4,000 liquor selling estab-
lishments.
In France the prime minister Is more
powerful than the president.
The coal trade in Paris Is almost mo-
nopolized by natives OF the single prov
ince OF Auvergue
The Paris Eclair announces that an
absolutely stable smokelcss powder has
been discovered and is now at the
service OF the French army and navy.
Chemical agents, heat. excessive cold,
humidity, Night and Herzian waves
have no effect upon this powder.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16
Know What Would Aann.n.

famous corporation lawyer was
telling some anecdotes Of criminal law:
zone case in my native Lynch
burg" he said. Implicated a planter
OF sinister repute. The planters chief
witness was a servant named Calhoun
White. The prosecution believed that
Calhoun White knew much about mis-
masters shady side. II also believed
that Calhoun. In hts misplaced affec-
ton. would lie IN his masters behalf.
''When. ON the stand. Calhoun was
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16
PIED WILDLY MIRO THE STREET

OF course. that they should be sent out
for. The customer having signifed his
willingness TO wait. the waiter pro
ceeded 10 the culinary department. 10
give the necessary instructions, but
on arriving there he had the misfor-
tune to step on the tail of a dog which
belonged TO one Of the kitchen attend
ants. The injured animal immediate
ly let out series OF agonized yelps.
whereupon the customer. being evil
IDENTITY a man OF imaginative mind,
turned pale, hesitated only a second
and then, grabbing his coat and hat.
fed wildly into the street
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16

ready for cross examination. the pros.
ecutng counsel said 10 him sternly:
Now. Calhoun. want YOU to
understand the Importance Of telling
the truth. the whole truth and nothing
but the truth in this case.
Yes, sah.' said Calhoun.
You know what will happen. !
suppose, II you don't tell the TRUTH
Yes. sah.' said Calhoun promptly
Our side IN win de case
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16
Show Your Talents.

Exert your talents and distinguish
yourself and don't think OF retiring
from the world until the world will
be sorry that you retire. I hate a
fellow whom pride CT cowardice or
laziness drives into a corner and who
does nothing when he is there but sit
and growL Let him come out as /
do. and bRrk.-Samuel Johnson.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16
Pen and Pannr-

Paper" whether of rags or OF wood
pulp, still takes its name from the
papyrus. A book" is the beech. the
wooden rod on which our forefathers
cut their runic letters And pencil"
Is still by derivation ''penecillus," a
little tail. having been originally the
name OF the Roman painters brush.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16
Tn. Hall Of Fan.

Wait not Tor luck 20 draw the bolt
Nor chance give I'd her key
The door that opened for the great
Is open yet Tor thee.
Luck as a sleepy sentinel
And Chance a tickle light.
Many a man hath passed them both
And entered IN the night.
Have little care ~ neither heed
Thy clamor. call or din
Take Up the magic torch and key
And let thine own self ini
-Aioyslus Col.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16

Milton. Pa, March S0.-John c. Yo
cum, OF White Deed township, Union
county, about three miles from this
place, met q horrible death in his saw
mill. when a large plank pitched hiil
into q circular saw. which severed hi.
body near the middle. He leaves .
widow and two sons
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16
Relected Mannscrint

"A penny for your thoughts"
The postman says.
The downcast bard gulps rather hard
And sadly pays.
And II Is quite enough
To make one blue
To see a pack OF thoughts come back
With postage due.
Louisville Courier Journal.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16

BE not anxious about little things
II thou wouldst learn 10 trust God
with thine all Act upon faith in lit
tie things: commit thy daily cares
and anxieties to him. and he will
strengthen thy faith for greater trials
that may come.-Dr. Pussy.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16
John Mitchell, Jr.,
311 ~. 4th Street.

used for the schools. A new hospital.
q crematOry. n complete sewer system
and water extensions are also provided
for
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16
[ he Courts of Calanthe

Is the Female Department of the Order requires
thirty persons to organize court Its members pledged exhibit
endowment and burial benefit pays per week sick
dues The only for aa the the badge
Toete, costing for funeral
Fo all information coneenng special membership
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16

Miss Curt-The women are now
sending ont a ringing cry 70 the man
Miss PERTH they're young and pref
~ they can get the ring from the men
without crying for IL. - Baltimore
American
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16

Contentment comes neither by
culture nor by wishing, II is a recon
Citation with ones lot. growing out OF
an inward superiority TO our surround
ings.-J X. Mclean
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16

The loss from wear and tear and
shipwreck OF precious metals has been
estimated at two tons OF gold and q
hundred tons OF silver yearly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16
Knt9bts Of Rptbias,
MAS A, E. A, "A
N. A, S. A., e. A., A. AND A.

!. ! :
This organization sOne In the
~ in Thirty males
o benefits
6udit
o ear upport
OF off, forauao
The costing
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16

While prices swell and wages don't
And living hard and harder gets.
There's consolation mixed with ali
These vain and clamorous regrets.
For instance. poets should rejoice
That verse this soaring habit rnocI<s :
At any store you're sure TO find
Their volumes in the ten cent box.
New York Press
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-04-16

We need not more method but
more motive John Willis Baer.
The Hattiesburg news., 1910-08-04
SPANISH WAR VETERAN
GETS A Federal JOB

Special to The Netos.
New Orleans, Aug. 4.-Still bearing
the mark of bullet under his shoul-
der blade which he received while gal
lantly fighting under "Old Glory" on
Luzon, one of the Philippine Islands,
in the Spanish-American war, Thomas
G. Tucker. WEo, up to Monday was a
street car conductor in this city, was
given Federal appointment Wednes-
day morning by Mr.. L. P. Bryant, sur
veyor of customs.
Mr.. Tucker was made night customs
Inspector, which pays a good salary.
Though the appointment is. in meas-j
ure, a compensation for fuckers val
liable services as a volunteer in the
Thiry-third Infantry, U. S. ", from
East Baton Rouge parish, during the
terrible campaign in the Philippines,
he is considered a man of splendid
character and of ability and we'll
fitted for the position.
The affirmation of the appointment
of Mr.. Tucker reached Mr.. Bryant
Wednesday morning from the depart
ment of Washington. The new ap-
pointee received a bullet under the
shoulder blade in October, 1899. This
bullet, which weighed 400 grains, he
carried up to April 10, 1910, over ten
years, when it was finally taken out.
The bullet was from one of the deadly
Mauser rifles, the favorite Spanish
weapon of war.
Mr.. Tucker is highly recommended
by the employees of the New Orleans
Railway and Light Company. After
being honorably discharged from the
army, he came to New Orleans and
has been here ever since.
The Hattiesburg news., 1910-08-04
BOYCOTT IS AGAIN
USED AS A WEAPON
Chinese Proclaim Embargo Against
American Goods Because Of Treat
mont Afforded countrymen.
(By Associated Press.)


Canton, China, Aug. A boycott
of American goods and merchants, on
similar lines to the one which several
years ago caused millions Of dollars
damage to American trade in China,
has been proclaimed here in response
to complaints of the treatment OF
Chinese in America. The specific
cause of complaint on this occasion
is the objection of the Chinese of San
Francisco to the detention she Is of
Angel Island in San Francisco Bay.
They have been endeavoring for
some time to have them removed to
San Francisco. proper in order to Sc
cure better treatment for arriving
Chinese.
The boycott is proclaimed by the
Chinese self-government society of
Canton, an organization conducting
propaganda of "China for the Chi
nese" and for governmental reform to
which the Chinese in San Francisco
appealed by letter received yesterday.
An appeal has been issued to Chi
nese abroad asking them to cooperate
in the boycott.
The Hattiesburg news., 1910-08-04
CHARTER.

THE CHARTER OF INCORPORA.
TION OF THE w. / SWAIN SHOW
COMPANY.
1. The corporate title of said COM
pany is W. I. Swain Show Company.
2. The names of the incorporators
are: w. I. Swain, Hattiesburg, Mis-
sissippi; Teresa Swain, Hattiesburg,
Mississippi; Chas. Johnson, Dwight,
Kansas.
3. The domicile Is at Hattiesburg,
Forrest County, Mississippi
4. Amount of capital stock, ST.
10000.
5. The par value of shares is
$1,000.
6. The period of existence fnot to
exceed fifty years. is fifty years.
z. The purpose for which 1t is
created. is:
To operate Show, or Street Fair,
Street Carnical, Midway or Pike Com
bination, and to do any and all things
necessary and pertaining the Show
Business and the usual S'--ation Of
such institutions UNDER thority