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Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-20
CELTIC EPISODE

RE DONALD and Kelly are the
N names OF the latest Importers
M of international peace. And
what do you expect? Kelly was en-
gagged in a controversy with a cholo
in Mexico when Gordon Mcdonald ap-
ueared ON the scene. Kelly and Nc
Donald formed o. Co'tic club, aud Nc
Donald refereed the fight until ruralcs
came along and proposed to arrest
Kelly. Don't you walt to be arrested,
Kelly" said Mcdonald. "Skip.' Kelly
took his friends advice hut the en-
ragged rurales seized Mcdonald and
threw him into jail Now Mcdonald
regards himself as am international
episode, and his friends are anxious
measures should be taken that viii as
sure for him a square deal when his
case comes TO trial
All he did was to advise and help Il
fellow Celt to escape from the clutches
OF foreign officials. That the Colts
were in the foreigners country when
the "episode" took place is a cicum-
stance that is neither here nor there.
The Celts are generally to be found
in the foreigners country, and, as the
old proyerb has it, they are never at
home excepting when they are abroad.
We hope Mcdonald won't suffer for
his demonstration of the fact blood ie
thicker than water. He would not be
worthy of being called Mcdonald if he
would not beard a whole army Of ru-
rales to get a Kelly out Of their
clutches
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-20
DECLARES MUZZLE CAUSES
DOG MUCH ANNOYANCE

LOS ANGELES, March 10.-TEditor
Heraldl I was raised on a farm; we
always kept a dog They were of much
value to us in caring for stock. We
were greatly attached to them. AS
friend to all good dogs 1 want to make
my protest against the law requiring
dogs to be muzzled in this city, for
the following reasons:
First, it is cruel The teeth and
tongue are in frequent need for the
comfort of the animal. 1t is so un-
natural--the muzzle, [ mean-that
dog makes much effort to relieve him
self Of the incumbrance, often causing
chatting and soreness under the muzzle.
Second. it is unnecessary. Some
claim that there have been and are no
mad dogs in the city, but suppose
there are-there is better way to pro-
tect the people. Why should a dog
be permitted to run at large in city
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-20

Citizens Of Los Angeles viii welcome
the census takers and help them in
their work. The people of this city
can stand up and be counted" with a
sense of personal triumph in the real
ization Of the fact the showing made
by Greater Los Angeles will be more
creditable and more marvellous than
that Of any other city in the United
States. rs this a village or a city?"
The census will answer the question
most convincingly.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-20
AT THE THEATERS

AUDpTORIUM-DarR
BELASCO-'what Happened 70 Jones"
Merely Mary Ann"
GRAND-'"The Office Boy"
LOS ANGELES-Vaudev
MAJESTIC-"The Gingerbread Man"
OLYMPIC-Musical farce.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
PRINCESS-Musica farce.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-20

The American party seems to be in
existence In everything but name the
others. 1t is composed of Democrats
and liberal Republicans. The vote
agnst Cannonism was the vote of the
American party. The first principles Of
Americanism, reasserted and enforced
ments in which the greatest good for
the greatest number will be the main
consideration.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-20

Conservation clubs are being formed
everywhere Chief Chemist Wiley of
the department of agriculture speaks to
the point when he says the best con-
tribution to conservation is the con-
servation of human life, especially the
lives of children.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-20

The biHboards have their defenders,
but that won't save the billboards. 1t
is not right lovely Los Angeles should
be afflicted by what is commonly and
rightly regarded as an inartistic i'm
pertinence, detrimental to property in
terests and offensive to the eye.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-20

An instructor in the truancy school
says all boys are by nature good. This
is not the orthodox view, but it is ops
timistic, and the world is more in need
of reasonable optimism than of ''ortho-
that may be.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-20
Public Letter Box

TO EsPoNDENTS-Letters Intended
for publication must be accompanied by tho
name aud address of the writer Tho herald
gives tue widest latitude to correspondence,
but assumes no responsibility for their views
Letters must not exceed 800 words.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-20

A tariff war with Canada will be a
serious matter for the United States.
Canada is an annual customer for al
most $20OOOO,OOO worth of American
products, and our manufacturers and
exporters in many cases have cut out
competitors from the land which Can
ada calls the mother country A
tariff war can be conducted more ad-
vantageously by Canada than the
United States, and the mother country
no doubt will be delighted to find the
big daughter back at her apron
strings.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-20

Reports from mining conters in which
Los Angeles men are Interested indi-
cate Los Angeles position as mining
metropolis Of the southwest. The
mining industry is one of the greatest
of the great interests which have their
headquarters in Greater Los Angeles.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-20

Jokesmiths all over the country are
to perpetrate cruelties deal
ing with the firing of Cannon.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-20

Los Angeles steamship fleet is grow
ing steadily. Both the freight and the
passenger service from this seaport
have been improved. Additional freight
anG passenger service between Los
Angeles and Puget sound ports Is an
nounced, with San Francisco as a port
of call
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-20

Good government and the Los An
geles way are principal factors in the
prosperity of the finest and fairest city
in the west Bank clearings, building
permits population, all tell the same
story of advance. Our Uncle Aleck
town is a splendid success. Results at
test the merit of the Los Angeles way.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-20

high places man must learn how to
lie and take advantage of his fellow
man. ALEX. HYDE.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-20

On all matters pertaining to advertising
address Charles r. Gates, advertising man
ager.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-03-20

Population of Los Angeles 327, ,685
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-08
A Helpful Suggestion.

"I tried to get a chance to speak
to you at church Sunday" said Mrs.
Oldeastle, "but the crush was so
great that I couldn't push through
to where you were.''
eyes, wasn't it awful?" replied
her hostess as she ficked bit Of
dust from the Gobeiin tapestry. "All
the common folks in town seem to
want to crowd into our church lately.
It's too bad they amt satisfied to
stay wheer they belong. How did
you like the sermonq'
"Well, as a sermon it was fairly
good, but I do wish DR.. Goodman
would quit splitting his infnitives. I
try not to let it make me nervous,
but I can't keep from being shocked
every time he does it. "
81 never let them kind of things
bother me, but that's where the
Episcopals have the advantage Of Us.
If our preacher would wear a long
robe he could split them and you d
never notice it. Chicago Record
Herald.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-08

Daley, Leize Cary, Zeila Lindsay,
Bertha Miller, Mamie Bobo, Mae
Garter, Mesdames r. L. Thomas, I.
A. Rigby.
Mr.. W. A. NcSwain, Nance street.
-Messrs. A. S. Buyck, Earl Seaborn.
Methodist Parsonage.-Mr. Robert
Coleman.
DR.. }. 4. Meldau. Boundary Street.
Misses Florence Waldrop, Mildred
Waldrop, Messrs. A. E. Willis, J. C.
Helms. !
Mr.. W. G. Mayes, Harrington
Street.-Messrs. ". W. Tinley, J.
High Moorhead.
Newiberry Hotel, Caldwell Street.
Misses Alma Free, Nellie Barton,
Messrs. Langston Williams, Pascal
Motley, George Galphin, John Bomar.
Mrs. T. G.. Pool. Harrington street.
Miss Lois Cody, Messrs. Allen Eas-
It and Aliston G. Furmaa.
Mrs. Lalla Simmons, Calhoun
Street. J. ". Nash, Mr.. Earle
Mofett.
Mr.. Geo. W. Summer, Caldwell
Street.-1Aisses Ruth Wilson, Beeks
DR.. Van Smith, College Street,
Mss Carpenter.
Mr.. NJ. L. spearman, College Street
Mrs. W. B. Abbott and baby, Misa
Irene Lucas.
Mr.. ". H. Shelley, Pope Street,
DR.. Ferguson, Messrs. Bishop, Major
Shelley, Mis-. L. C. Williams.
Mrs. Mary E. West, Corneis
Street-Messrs. W. H. Wilkdrson
F. NJ. Bass.
Mr.. J. W. White, Caldwell Street
-Mesdames Vernon Baldwin, W. A
Smoak, Lucy Rodgers, Misses May
Cuttino, Rosa Ridgelel, Essie Nancy
Rev. &. A. Wright, Caldwell Street
Mr.. Eugene Gardner.
Mr.. J. H. Wicker, Boundary Street
Mrs. Fannie Pocock, Misses Ros;
Balleutine, hote Bell, Lena Dominey
Mr.. J. H. West, Boundary Street
Nj. VI. \. Hudson.
Mr.. r. D. Wright, College Street
DR.. II. \. Snyder, Rev. R. S
Truesdale.
Mr.. W. H. Wallace, Nance Stree:
Miss Florence Wilson.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-08
The Irishman's s Remedy.

The Hon. Joseph H. Choate, for
merly our ambassador to England,
tells the following story, credltlng
the same to political speech made by
Sir Henry 'Campbell-Bannerman:
A head of a house had complained
to three friends-an Englishman, an
Irishman an da ,Scot-that his SER
want broke great deal of china
The matter-of-fact Englishman
gave the short bit Of practical ad-
vice, "Dismiss him.
'Take it out Of his wages" spoke
the thrifty Seot.
IObjection to the latter course was
made on the ground that the wages
were less than the amount Of the
damage. The Irishman at once came
to the rescue with:
"Then raise his wages. ."-Judge.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-08
The Fardest-Worked Joke.

"What do you consider the most
used joke in Chicago to-day?'' asked
the salesman.
No one answered for time, but
at last some one mentioned "Great
weather for ducks,' as being worth
while for leader.
The barber supply man spoke up:
" Got my hair cut to-day L said
to a friend. "Why, don't you get
them all cut?' he replied. Seems to
me that with all the new hair-cuts
in a day in Chicago, and all the fool
friends Of the hair cutees, this joke
would be pretty well worn. Let's
give it the crown"
The man with the happy face and
the red nose to mention the bartend-
er, who invariably inquired: "Have
it wrapped up?" when you ordered
two fingers of rye. It was received
in silence. They all drank rye and
remembered the noise.
The man who says, "Good-by, old
chap; don't take. any wooden mon
ey," was next reviled.
Then comes the prize idiot, who
gives you a kick between the shoul-
dars with his fist, and shouts, "See
your back again." grinning vaeuous-
ly meantime.
The elevator man, VINO had stop
ped to listen to the stories between
his tricks on the car, had been
standing on one leg and then the
other, nervously biting the stem Of
his pipe. One Of the crowd noted
his excitement.
"What' s your7" he was asked.
"This is where I get even for ten
years injustice" exploded the ele-
vator chauffeur. "Without one sin
gle doubt in the world, I am the fall
guy for the dumbest hard-worGng
man ever stood for. To cap it all,
it is showed at me hot and cold ev-
cry day in the month, and every
month in the year.
EVERY man who gets On an ele-
vator after some successful deal, or
has the taste Of some Well-milked
drink tickling his palate, hands it to
me. Stenos, Office boys, clerks, sales
men-every one, in faet-ladles it
out, and each and every rum among
them thinks it's brand new"
! For heavens sake, what is it?
Give it to us quick!
1.-THE elevator man certainly has
his ups and downs,' almost yelled
the conductor. "That's the only
Joke that drives elevator men to
drink, and if there is any prize given
in this contest, win 'em all
"There are about 800 elevator
men in Chicago, and I know, from
ten YEARS. actual experience, that
that durn fool poke, moss and all, Is
cracked five times day in the pres
ence Of each and every elevator man
in Chicago.
"That means 1900 times a day,
10000 times a month, and 1,44O,Ooo
times a. year! If that aint a record
for one poor measly, moth-eaten joke
I'll eat it,
The crowd tried hard to console
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-08

Misses Caro- Wyche and Susan Quat-
tlebaum.
Messrs. J. B. Settler, R. N. Setz-
Ter, Mrs. R. H. Hipp and Miss Annie
Hatton, Of Pomara, were up shop
ping yesterday.
Mrs. D. N. Ward and Mrs. Eta
Blease Of Newberry, are visiting Mrs.
B. B. Schumpert.
The Social Missionary union will
meet at the Methodist church on
Monday afternoon at 4.30.
Rev. S. C. Morris and Messrs. J.
P. Bowers and ". c. Dominick have
gone to Greenwood to attend confer
ence.
The city schools will close on the
evening Of April the 29th. Appro-
pirate exercises will be held. The
speaker for the occasion will be an
ncunced later.
Mr.. ". R. Elmore, Of Whitmire,
was the guest of his daughter, Mrs.
E. B. kibler, this week.
Mr.. Kibler, Of Wedgefeld, paid Mr..
". E. Moseley a week end visit last
week.
There will be Lyceum attraction
the 27th inst. DR.. Herbert is the lee
turer for that evening.
Miss Della Bowers has been chosen
sponsor for the Jas. D. Nance Camp
at the reunion at Mobile, Ala, on
April 1928, with the privilege of
appointing her own maid Of honor.
Mr.. Boyce Hopkins, of Seneca, is
the guest Of DIR. Wheeler's family.
Grace Sunday school will begin
next Sunday at instead Of $50 p.
N.
A sad, but not unexpected death
occurred in the suburbs Tuesday
morning. Mrs. Rebecca Slaussen had
been very i'll for many months:
but now her troubles and ills are
over. for she is at rest in the Land
O. the Leal. Mrs. Slaussen was 50
we'll and favorably known that by
many she was affectionately called
Aunt Beckie. Her husband preced-
ed her to the spirit land nearly four
years ago, and since then she has not
been her wonted self. Mrs. Slausse1
was Mis- Reeves, of Richland county
She was thrice married, first to Mc
: Jeff Hair, then to Mr. David Kibler
and lastly to Mr.. Slaussen. She is
survived by her two sons Messrs
Bascom and William Hair.
| During her long and tedious Illness
she was most lovingly ministered to
by her relatives and friends. The
devotion Of her cousin, Mrs. Eliza
Nunnamaker, of Columbia, has beer
very tender and touching. She has
devoted the last two years to her ser
vice.
The funeral services were conduct
ed by her pastor, Rev. Mr.. Morris
and IT, interment took place at the
Prosperity cemetery.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-08

Ills he what you would call a first
class newspaper man7"
II should say SO: When the end
of-the-World' scare was at its height
he had two editorials written one
to publish if it did come of, and
the other if it didn IT,
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-08

named bank do solemnly swear that
the above statement is true to the
best of my knowledge and belief.
B. T. Pugh,
- - Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 9Th day Of April, 1910.
T. A. Dominic,
Notesfublic.
Correct-Attest:
r. L. Luther,
VIM. A. Moseley,
J. j. Dominick,
Directors.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-08
DiVulging a Secret.

Maud-So he had the cheek to ask
my age, did he? Well, what did you
tell him?
Ethel told him I didn't know
positively, but I thought you were
Just twenty-four on your thirtleth
birthday. .l+.A.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-08
STATEMENT

Of the Condition Of VIM. Coleman g.
Co.. Bankers, located at Whitmire, >
s. c., at the close OF, business March <
24th, 1910.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-08

the unfortunate man and kept the
waiter busy doing it. !Chicago
Tribune.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-08

Resources.
Loans and discounts .$l4O,loZ.1o
Overdrafts, secured and
unsecured 239.73
=. S. Bonds to secure
circulation :. :. >. 6,25o.oo
pram;,ms IN U. S. bonds 437 so
~ END fixtures s,42s. .Oe
Other real estate owned 1900. 90
Due from approved re-
serve agents .. o,o49.Is
Checks and others cash
items .... E'O'S'
Notes of other National
banks 6oV'oo
Fractional paper currency,
nickels and cents .... 12.W
Lawful money reserve IN
banks, VIZ:
Specie .. -. .$4,4O8.0 90
Legal tender
notes :. :. 1894. OO- 11,342. 90
Redemption fund with U.
S. treasurer Is per cent.
of circulation) 80. .. 3R.50
Total =. =. .. .$175,629 .53
Liabilities.
Capital stock paid i'm IS 25,OOO.OO
surolus fund ;. .. .. .. 1000. 90
Undivided profits less ex-
penses and taxes paid 2,S19.0l
National bank notes out.
standing =. .. $3.50. 90
Due to other national
banks :. 1858. SO
Due to trust companies
and savings banks l2.3
Dividends unpaid .. go. l28.0o
Individual deposits sub
iect to check .. 70. :. l23,676.49
Total :. :. =. .s175,e2s. .53
State of South Carolina,
County of Newberry.
I, R. T. Pugh, cashier of the above
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-08
1894.
REPORT

Of the Condition of The Peoples
National Bank, at Prosperity in the
State of South Carolina, at the
Close of Business, March 29, 1910.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-02-17
HOUSE VAL|DATES
OUR BOND ISSUE
BILL TO VALIDATE TWO BOND
ISSUES OF CITY OF ARDMORE
PASSED HOUSE TODAY.

\ telegram from Representative
John II. Whayne to the Ardmoreite
this afternoon says:
THE bond valuations passed the
house with an emergency this morn
irg"
Representative Whayne introduced
the two bills. one to validate and
legalize the special election held
here ON the 23rd day OF March
1909. at which time the citizens
Of Artlmorc voted an issue of 500
0O0 high school bonds, 100000 re.
endorsement bonds, $4,000 street
and alley Improvement bonds and
s2O.0eO fire department bonds.
som" questions arose about
whether the election was held le.
gally and bond buyers would not
make ,he purchase until the issue
was validated City Attorney Moore
ana Mayor Cotner had n portion of
the issue passed upon fayorably
by the supreme court and the re-
manning bonds were taken before
the special session fof valuation
The bill passed the house, according
to the above telegram, and there
will probably be no objection made
TO II in the senate.
Favorable action by the legisla.
ture means the building OF 100000
high schOo, building In Ardmorc
this spring
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-02-17
ANOTHER VICTIM
OF SMALLPOX
GREW OF ARMORED CRUISER
WASHINGTON IN QUARANTINE
At DIAMOND ISLAND.
TWO ARE ALREADY DElD
Members OF Crew Contracted the
Disease While at honoloulu-En.
sign Griffith May Be Next Victim
Of the Malady.

Port Townsend, Wash. Feb. IL
John Bohnig. aged 22. native OF
Kansas, Is the second member of
the crew OF the armored cruiser
Washington 70 die OF small pox, since
the warship returned from Honolulu.
rohnig died during the night at
Diamond Head quarantine station,
where three others are suffering
from the same malady. The most
seriously III there now is Ensign
T.. O. Griffith.
-~~-~.~.~~~~~0~-~~~O~ONO~O~
almost sure that he is the very ono
who made the talk. | remember sew
cIal OF IA after The meeting remarked
about what : range voice he had. 50
like womans voice. DO you sup
pose 1t Is really trIc that "hc" i1
she?
am. yours sincerely.
MABEL HEAl.D.
Re b,rts on, Wyoming.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-02-17
For state Representative

The Ardmorcite Is authorized to an
nounce U. +. REXROAT as a candi
date for the Office of representative
from Carter county Announcement
is made subject TO the action OF the
democratic voters OF the county at
the state primary election. August 2.
The Ardmoreite Is authorized 10
announce DIR. o. l.. BOUNDS as a
candidate for Representative from
Carter County. Announcement Is
made subject to the action of the
democratic voters at the state pri
mary election to be held on the
md OF August
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-02-17
For State Senator

The Ardmoieite Is authorized to an.
nounco CHAS. b. KENDRICK as a
candidate for state senator from the
eighteenth senatorial district. An
nouncement Is made subject to the
dcmocratl~ voters at the state primary
eection August 2.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-02-17

The Ardmorelte Is authorized TO an
nounce BUCK GARRETT rs n oandi-
date for sheriff OF Carter county at
state primary election to be he'd on
the second OF August. Announcement
is made subject to the democratic yot.
ers IN said election.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-02-17
For County Commissioner

The Ardmoreitc is authorized TO an
nounce JESSE l.. JORDAN e. " can.
didate for county commissi Jner ,
Love county. His announcement Is
made subject to the action OF the
democratic voters in his district at
the state primary election. August 2.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-02-17
For County Treasurer

The Ardmoreite Is authorized TO an
nounce ID. NJ. RUMPH as q candidate
for reelection to the office OF couaty
treasurer. Announcement is made
subject TO the action OF the democratic
voters at the state primary election
August 2.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-02-17
For Register OF Deeds

The Ardmoreite is authorized to an
nounce GROVER Z. CHASE as u can
didate for the office OF Register Of
Deeds OF Carter county. Announce
ment is made subject to the democrat.
ic voters at the state primary election
August 2.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-02-17
FOR STATE OFFICES.
For Governor

The Aiumurcite Is authorized TO an
uounce LEE CRUCE a. a candidate
Tor Governor OF Oklahoma. subject to
the action Of the Democratic voters at
the primary election to be held Aug.
ust 9. 1910.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-02-17

The Ardmoreite is authorized to an.
nounce BEN STEPHENS as a candi.
date for sheriff of Carter county at the
state primary election to be held on
the second OF August. Anno.aceR;cnl
is made subject to the democ-atIc vot.
ers In said election.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-02-17
For County Clerk

The Ardmoreite is authorized to an.
nounce B. w. DUKE (now dep.
uty clerk, as candidate for
the office OF county clerk OF Car.
ter county. Announcement is made
subject to the democratic voters at
the state primary election to be held
August 2, 1910.