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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-19

Rather more than 300 years ago there lived in England a
fuddyfaced, jolly old doctor. His name was Thomas Cogan. The
name Cogan makes one suspect that there was a bit of the brogue
to the old doctors tongue and that before he started in a long,
long life a-doctoring English people, he had himself stored up
health and strength on the lean diet of an Irish cottager.
Anyhow, DR.. Cogan, in a quaint old book of general advice,
put down these words-words so true that they are a S good now
rs they were more than 800 years ago. Let's let good old Docther
Cogan write us n editorial about our eating:
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-19

Nightcap? Not Is, instead,
the latest style in outing bonnets.
Probably originated in the fertile
brain of some girl who desired a
headgear more becoming than the
popular chiffon veil which she has
shaped to fit the head by knotting
over the ears.
This bonnet is usually made of
liberty silk corded and shirred
over a close-fitting wire frame. A
little frill finishes it about the
edges, and long streamers of the
silk tie under the chin or under
one ear.
1t is most becoming and COM
Portable, and is easily made by the
girl who is handy with sewing
utensils.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-19
AROUND
THE HOrR
By Cynthia Grey

Old pewter may be cleaned by
boiling in strong soda water, and
brushing we'll to remove the dirt.
To polish, use a paste made of
three parts flour of emery and one
part o powder mixed in sweet
oil. Finish with dry rotten stone.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-19

With a cloth rub some vaseline
on the groove in which the win
dow slides. Work it back and
forth several times, and you will
not be troubled by having one end
of the window sticking while the
other moves up and down.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-19

SLAP: My son is a steeplejack.
THUD: He is, Ell? What does he do-jack up steeples?
SLAP: No, no; he climbs them.
THUD: Can't he get on the other side of them any other way?
SLAP: He doesn't get on the other side of them-he has to
go to the top of them and paint.
THUD: Gets a better landscape from there, I suppose. Does
he leave his canvas up there when he goes to lunch?
SLAP: You've got that all mixed. He doesn't paint land.
scapes-he paints the steeple.
THUD: oh, oh! But, say, what does he want to climb it for
when he can see more of it from down here?
SLAP: But he doesn't have to see much of the steeple.
THUD: Yes-and if he'd fall, we'd not see much of him.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-19

Keep the inside of your oven
scrupulously clean. Have Ithe
shelves, sides and door scrapeJ
down and washed with bot soda
and water ct least once a week.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-19
70 e CENT DEE

Plume work. old piumes mad
new for little money. For the nezt
20 days we will allow a speciai
discount of 20 per cent on all plume
work. Old hats rebfocked and
cleaned: so per cent discount on ali
trimmed hats
MODEL MILLINERY PARLoHs
b2z P~rovidcnt Bldg. Pac. i've
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-19
LOVES SCHOOL

So much we miss
If Love is weak; so much we gain
If Love is strong. God thinks no
pain
Too sharp or lasting to ordain
To teach us this.
Helen Hunt Jackson,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-19

The millionaire wanted to buy
John Dobson's old place, but he
wasn't going to let Dobson bunko
him.
81 understand this place is for
sale?" he said to Dobson. How
much?"
Dobson opened his mouth to
speak, but before he could say a
word, the millionaire blurted out:
"Ill give you $4,000 for it; not a
cent more"
Il had only started to say"
Dobson said when the deal was
completed, that $500 was all
that was asked. But thanks, Just
the same"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-19

Ever stop to think that most
great men are editors? William
Jennings Bryan-he's an editor.
Also Theo. Roosevelt, Kaiser VIII
helm is going to be one soon, and
Col. Watterson has been one for
some time. Hence the three Fps"
of power: powder, printers ink
and push.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-19

Don't keep canned provisions in
the cans after being opened, be-
cause the air renders them un-
wholesome.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-19
club to remarry or remit

Owing to the scarcity of water
at Gibraltar, British soldiers drink
the dew, collected for that pur.
pose nightly.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-19

Entered at the postoftce at Tacoma, Wash. a IS secondclass matter.
TELEGRAPHIC SERVICE OF UNITED PRESS ASSOCIATION
EVERY EVENING EXCEPT SUNDAY BY THE
TACOMA TIMES PUBLISHING COMPANY
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-19
ANXIOUS R.

Dear Miss Grey: Cd What will
be the leading color for one-piece
gowns for young and middleaged
women? CD What shape and size
hats will young girls wear for
early fall? A MOTHER.
A.-(1) Navy blue and black
are both popular. CD Turbans.
smaller than those of last year,
lead In popularity, but large hats
will also be worn.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-19

The Italian government offers
prizes of $3.50 for an interna-
tional competition of appliances
to prevent labor accidents.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-19

In view of the high cost OF liv- J
ing is 1t cheaper for the Alimony
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-19

What did he die Off"
"A difference Of opinion"
"oh, / see. A fiight2"
No, the doctors disagreed, and
died before they settled it,"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-19

lIEE SAYS:

"a sucker is born every mint
but TIN infant mortality seems
ter skip him every time"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-19
From Dfana's Diary
conversation

Miss Dihpickles and a Lady Friend Try Out IN Indoor Summer
Vacation and Find 1t More Exh austing Than the Real Article.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-19

Dear Miss Grey: I am a young
bride, and 1 wish you would tell
me what is proper to do on my
at home" days. A READER.
A.-Attire yourself tastefully
and be prepared to welcome
guests. 1t is customary to serve
tea and waters, tiny sandwiches or
small sweet cakes. Circumstances
will help you with your topics of
conversation.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-19
GREYS


Dear Miss Grey: 1 have met
Z young man whom 1 like very
much and my parents approve of
him. Would / be doing wrong by
asking him to call?
ANXIOUS R.
A.-Certainly not, if he has in
Dictated a friendly interest and a
desire to know you better.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-11-24
r
GERMANTOWN

The ditch Contractors and the en-.
gineer have been seen spinning along
the roads in their automobiles lately
Bernhard Bendickson and John Clau
sen left for Baudette last week with
the intention of securing work during
part of the winter.
Charley Cook has just returned
from the big game country, having
succeeded in securing his full quota
of game. ~ -, F.. .,.,.....
Messrs. Westford, Rupprecht anG
Steinhauer passed through our bure
a few days ago enroute for the haunts
of the moose and deer.
One of the Rendickson girls is re
ported to- be suffering from blood
poisoning caused by stepping on !;
rusty nail. e
A crew of men were seen at worl
measuring branch B Of county ditcl
No. 20 last week. d. / # ...zs. Pin. \
The weather man has already dish
ed out to us quite a liberal quantit,
Of snow, considering the time Of til,
year. .,..s b. 4 rs. &.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-11-24
HELP HIM OUT

If you know of an item or a piece
Of news tell us about it. That's what
we want. But newspaper man some.
times experiences more difficulty in
gathering news than one would imag-
inc. This was the case with a re.
porter in a neighboring town. who a
few days ago was sent to write up a
fire in a residence. Going to the door
he inquired for the lady of the house
The maid said she was out. care any
Of the family homer" inquired the
scribe. 'No, they are all out" was
the reply. well, wasn't there a fire
here last evening?' EYES," said the
hired girl, 'but that's out too.'
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-11-24
W. c. r. U.
81,
Young Peoples Branch.

"Uncle john" said a little5 fellow as
he climbed upon his knee, "can
whiskey talk?'' why, no, Ned, but
what made you ask such a question? ?"
''Oh nothing, only mamma said whis
key had begun to tell on YOU"
Goods in His heaven,
ALPS right with the world
ALPS right with the world not so
said Lincoln, as he led the conflict
against a far less formidable foe than
now advances under the black banner
of Satan to enslave and destroy both
body and soul by it's victims and drag
helpless, wretched childhood and wo-
manhood at it's triumphant chariot
wheels" "Who shall be the next
Lincoln?"
There is no hope of improving in
any shape or form the liquor traffic
There is nothing now to be done but
to wipe it out completely. ~
OAe@iAOA6O oAy Audu " SuOW OuS
bit of benefit that has accrued from
the liquor business. Whiskey is all
right in it's place, but it's place is in
hell, just as quickly as you can get it
there" Billy Sunday. -.
"I'm not much of mathematician -
said the cigarette, "but / can add to
a mans nervous troubles, l can sub
tract from his physical energy, 1 can
multiply his aches and palms.; / can
divide his mental powers, 1 take in
terest from his work and discount his
chances for success" ....
E. II. Hartman said: Il would as
soon have an insane man at the
throttle of a locomotive as a cigarette
| smoker @ss II
Prof. Oliver, Of the Annapolis Acad
envy says: ~ can indicate the boy
who uses tobacco by his absolute in
ability to draw a clean, straight line
It has been demonstrated that ci
earette smokers cannot win any ath
letic contests. I.
Business colleges affirm that only ;
small per cent Of cigarette smoker,
succeed in business. All doors o
success are closed to the cigarett.
smokers. y: a3 NJ
Professor H. Fl. seeley: so ia,
as my observations have extended
not single boy has passed the exam
nation required for admission to tn,
high school after he had acquired til,
habit Of cigarette using, and not on,
has graduated from the high schoo
who began the habit after beginnin,
his course In the high school
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-11-24
LINCOLN NEWS

4 = x x * Is X * y = *
Mrs. P. E. Sihlberg was pleasantly
surprised last Wednesday evening by
her lady friends from Strandquist. A
nice luncheon was served and a large
assortment of hand painted dishes
was presented.
Miss Dina Rope, Messrs. Halbert
Elseth and Oscar Johnson, of New
folden visited with Mr.. and Mrs. p
F.. Sihlberg Sunday last.
Remember the mask ball at Strand
quist Thanksgiving.
A party from Wisconsin is going tc
start banking business at Strand
quist.
Ole Sjodin and Charley Fernstron
shot two deer last Saturday.
Oscar Sihlberg had the good for
tune to kill 10 skunks last Thursday
Miss Ottine Rokke left last Monday
night for home. Sorry to see you
leave
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-11-24
Correspondence
4 i: ): = = x X Il 4 i = x x
EAST OF WARREN
+ # i: i \ 4 = X + + + i: 4 4 X

X # =: y X * + + + 4 y
The basket social held at Mr.. Eric
Anderson's was we'll attended and
netted the ladies $3.50. The even
ing was passed with several contests,
Dan Carroll winning first prize in
placing the mules tail in it's proper
place. Marshall Gehrke received the
consolation price, Miss Ruth Bodell
received first in the potato race. Mas
ter Jay Seymour received first on
guessing the closest on the number
of beans in a glass. The committee
in charge was Miss Beulah Trott as
chairman, Miss Gustie Monroe, Miss
Betty Olson and Miss Jeanette Pow.
ell.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hugo Monroe have
moved to the Frank Schantzen farm
near Radium.
Mrs. J.. w. Anderson has been in
Warren for several days under the
doctors care. but is reported better
The friends Of MIR. F. Gray, OF
Wheaton, ILL.,, are sorry to learn he is
not improving as rapidly as hoped
for.
Poultry buyers from Chicago were
here this past week looking for tur
keys
Mr.. A. w. Seymour smashed his
thumb in hay baler, but is getting
along nicely.
This is the week we give thanks
but why not give thanks every da,
instead of one day in the year?
The w. WIS held pleasant meet
ing at Mrs. Seymour's and will NEE
with Mrs. o. Olsen, Thursday, Dec
1st. All ladies of the commun1t,
are welcome. H.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-11-24
THE HIGH COST OF LIVING
Much has been said about the hi.
- = -
k'

Much has been said about the high
cost of living, it's causes, and the pos
sibilities of it's reduction. But little
has been said about the most costly
leak: the false economy excisting to-
day in nearly every household.
Much foodstuffs are bought with
but one point in view: ''How cheap
can L get it," without a thought of
quality or latter COST One of the
most serious is baking powder.
BY the use of perfect baking pow
der the housewife can derive as much
economy as from any other article us
ed in baking and cooking. In select
ing the baking powder, therefore, care
should be exercised to purchase one
that retains it's original strength and
always remains the same thus max
ing the food sweet and wholesome
and producing sufficient leavening
gas TO make the baking light.
Very little of this leavening gas is
produced by the cheap baking pow
ders, making it necessary to use do,l-
BILE the quantity ordinarily required
to secure good results.
You cannot experiment every time.
you make cake or biscuits, or test
the strength of your baking powder to.
find out how. much of it you should
use; yet with most baking powders
you should do this, for they are put
together so carelessly they are new
er uniform, the quality and strtngth
varying with each can purchased.
Calumet Baking powder is made Of
chemically pure ingredients of tested
strength. Experienced chemists put
it up. The proportions of the different
materials remain always the same.
Sealed in air-tight cans, Calumet Bak-
ing Powder does not alter in strength
and is not affected by atmospheric
| changes. s.
In using Calumet you are bound to
have uniform bread, cake or biscuits,
as Calumet does not contain any
cheap, useless, or adulterating ingre!
dents SO commonly used to increase
the weight. Further, it produces pure
wholesome food, and is a baking pow;
der Of rare merit; therefore, is recon
mended by leading physicians ant
chemists. It complies with all pur,
food laws, both STATE and NATION
j Al. The goods are moderate in pric,
and any lady purchasing Calume
from her grocer. Il not satisfied witt
y, can return II and have her none,
] refunded.
l 1st
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-11-24
THE JANlToR PROTESTS

It is the custom at a certain publ,
school down in Maine for the teach
ers to write on the blackboard any
instruction they desire the janitor to
receive.
The other morning the janitor saw
written: Find the greatest common
divisor. -.a @...
"Hullo!" he exclaimed els that
burned thing lost again." -Lippin
colts. ....-.-. ..~
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-11-24
NOTICE

The Stockholders of the Warren
Building & Loan Association will hold
their annual meeting on Dec. 5th
1910. at o'clock p. M, at the Secre-
tary's office, for the purpose of elect
ing three Directors and for the trans
action of other business that may pro-
perly come before said meeting.
Dated at Warren, Mimi, this 18th
day Of Nov. 1910.
Albin Young. sec'y.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-11-24
WELL DESCRIBED

Nine-year-old Lizzie was taken to
her first classical concert the other
night. How did you like it Dot g
inquired papa, who had been too busy
to attend. 13 5..5
Most Of it was tiresome,' . said the
child, but there was one lady who
gargled Just beautifully. Z The De
lineator. ]. .5..5.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-11-24
AN EXPERIENCED WAITER.

At the first meal on board the
ocean liner, says Lippincott's, Smythe
was beginning to feel like casting hi:
bread upon the waters. His friends
had told him that when he began to
feel that way he should stuff himself
He tackled outlet first, but it didn't
taste right. He observed to the wair
er, this outlet isn't very good
The waiter looked at the WHITENING
face, then said. /. t
Eyes, sir; but for the length O.
time you'll have hit, hit won't mat
ter, sir"
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-11-24
HAYS "eREEcHEs" ON HARTE

Z HAYS "BREECHES" ON HARTE
The authorship of Little
Brooches" written by the late Secre-
tary of State John Hay, was frequent,
~ attributed to the late Bret Harte
A young woman once said to him
7 am highly pleased to meet you,
Mr.. Harte: have read all your
poems, but have enjoyed Little
Breaches the most
Pardon me, madam, Z replied
Harte, shut you have put the Little
Breaches on the wrong man" Phil
adelphia Times.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-11-24

Rose comb brown leghorn cockerels
for sale, 75c apiece. Red Polled regis
tered bull, years old.-Alfred Willer
Foldahl. .@s 3tp.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-11-24
CREAM BUYER is ARRESTED
For Testing Cream Without License
At Red Lake Falls

H. A. Lindenberg, state cream in
spector, has arrested Max Ingber at
Red Lake Falls for testing cream
without a license, for which he was
fined $25 and costs.
He also arrested Jos. Belland, of
and fined SIS and costs for selling
adulterated milk.
It is understood that Ingber will
fight the case and make a test of the
law, the company for which he is
buying, standing behind the case.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-11-24

l will not wish thee riches or the glow
Of greatness,
But that, Wheresoe'er thou 60,
Some weary heart may gladden. at thy
smile,
Some weary life know sunshine for a
while.
And so thy years shall leave rrach
of light
Like angels footsteps passing rhr'
r. the night. English
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-11-24

B Instruction is given students, at the
sCrookston school Of Agriculture, in
the work shops, laboratories, barns,
fields and class rooms. The course
is co-educational, and much Of the
work is taken in common by both
sexes; though work adapted only to
young men is given them exclusively
and that suitable only for young Ia,
dies is given them alone. The school
is open to all young people possess
ing the necessary requirements 70.
entrance, with no limitations as to
reside nce.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-11-24

=
The state is maintaining a large
and valuable herd Of animals for the
purpose Of instructing the young PEG
pie in the Crookston Agricultural
school in the type of breeds Of cattle
sheep, hogs and horses suited to Min
nesota conditions. In the herd are
some very good individuals. Sever
al types are represented. They are in
troduced in class work and student.
are instructed in practical method.
of stock judging.
Remember the Methodist bazaar 3,
Friday, Dec. 2. Get your Christina
presents there and then, also home
made candy. Hot chicken supper, 81
cents.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-11-24

Old papers for sale At sheaf once.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-11-24

School supplies for sale a the shs.s
ofliee.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-11-24

Old papers for sale 4 sheas otic,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-08-04
N~~N~NT
: o STATE ITEMS ;
N~N~N~~~~A
PRIMARIES WILL BE DRY.
All Saloons Must Close From 5 to Z
on Fateful Day.

Jefferson City.-Attorney General
Major said that to some extent his
opinion, written for Henry s. CauF
field, excise commissioners, has been
incorrectly construed. He gave u
the following statement In explana-
ton of it:
This department advised Mr.. Caul-
field that it was doubtful whether or
not section BOIL, Revised Statutes OF
Missouri for 1899, as amended in 1907,
and again in 1909, applies to state pri-
maries. That the construction OF this
section is for the prosecuting attorney
of the city of st. Louis, who prose
cutes for violations.
1.-THE opinion, however, advised tine
excise commissioner that If section
BOIL, as amended, does not apply
then an act approved May 10, 1907
pages 259 and 260, will apply and UNI
der which saloons must close from
a. m. to Z p. m. The only difference
being, that if section BOIL, as amend
ed, applies, saloons would close for ~
hours and under the 1907 supra they
must close for IA hours. All saloons
everywhere in the state must close a
lease from 5 a. m. to 7 p. m. on the
day of the state primary"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-08-04
CANDIDATE is MADE CITIZEN.
Ex.convIct,s Disabilities Removed by
Action of Governor.

Jefferson City.E-Gov. Hadley re-
stored the citizenship of Thomas H.
Norris of Ava, so he may be run for
prosecuting attorney of Douglas coun-
ty, where he has been engaged IN the
practice of law and in the real estate
business since January 10, 1907, on a
conditional pardon issued by Cover
nor Folk, He was convicted OF forg-
DRY.
When Norris became a candidate
for the office of prosecuting attorney
he though his citizenship had been
restored by the Folk pardon. When
the fact that he was not a citizen was
called to the attention of Mr.. Norris
he Immediately applied for the rester
alton of citizenship,
Some of the leading men in that sec
ton urged the governor to restore his
citizenship, among them Judge Johr
T. Moore, who tried Norris, and for
mer State Senator Curry. They are
Republicans. 1t is not known herr
upon what ticket Norris is running, o.
whether he has opposition in the pri
mary.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-08-04

II the visitors who paid good money to a
soldier for the privilege of climbing UP the
steps of the statue Of Liberty had only known
about the sixty-second article of war they
never would have graduated from the dead
head class on a reservation belonging to Uncle
Sam, the New York Herald says. AS 1t is,
under the last general order from the war de-
partment two soldiers who levied tribute are
doomed to penal servitude for their specula-
tive enterprise.
According TO the army orders, Axel T.
Holm, a frst-class private of G company, sig
nal corps, and Edward A. Bagnall, of the
same grade and command, organized a syndi-
cate for the exploitation Of the French evil
dence of friendship for America, which, fol-
lowing the actual language of the order, oper-
ated, as to Holm, after this fashion:
He, the said Holm, did designedly and
fraudulently obtain money from certain Wis
itors to the statue Of liberty, fees for the privt-
lege Of going UP into said statue, by know
ingly making false pretenses that such fees
were necessary"
And as to the enterprislng Bagnall:
THAT he did knowingly assist in fraudu-
lently obtaining money from visitors to the
statue of Liberty by acting ais a lookout with
the duty Of actually giving warning to the
man collecting the fees In case an officer were
approaching
All of this, according to the charges and
specifications upon which conviction was made,
and approval then passed, violated the sixty
second article of war. In the case of Holm the
department orders his dishonorable discharge