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The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-01-27
Whiskers.

A Roman poet told of the pride Of
of the late Caesars took in his gree
whiskers. On some of the wildwOt
Hill Billies l have seen boards son
feet long, a switch of the loose EN-
hanging out from under the waistcoa
Others braided the growth and tied
around the neck, while still othd
braided it around the waist, tying
behind like apron strings. One I'd
me he combed and plated his eve
night, and put it away into lO
linen bag or nightgown, SO as to Ike
it from getting all tangled up with
wife and his feet.-New York Press
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-01-27
a Modest Doctor.

While on his vacation city doctor
attended the Sunday morning service
at little country church. When the
congregation was dismissed several
of the members shook hands with
him, and one, wishing to learn if he
were Methodist, inquired: Are
you professor, brother?"
"Oh, no, indeed answered the
physician, modestly; Just an ordinary
doctor. "-Lippincott's
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-01-27
BREAKS A COLD IN A DAY
And Cures any Cough that is Durable.
Noted Physicians Formula.

Nottu PhySTCTdHS FOTHUTd.
This is said to be the most effective
remedy for coughs and colds known to
science. Two ounces Glycerine; half
ounce Concentrated Pine; Put these
into half a pint of good whiskey and
use in doses of teas poonful to table
spoonful every four hours. Shake bot
tie well each time" Any druggist has
these ingredients in stock or will
quickly get them from his wholesale
house. The Concentrated Pine is a
special pine product and comes only
in half ounce walls each enclosed in an
air tight case: But be sure it's labeled
concentrated" This formula cured
hundreds here last winter.
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$500 Reward, SlOO,

The readers OF this paper will be pleased to learn
that there s at least dreaded disease science
has been able 70 cure In all its stages. and that ID
Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure Is the only positive
cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being constitutional disease, requires a oonsttu-
tionnl treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternally acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the system. thereby destroying the
foundation OF the disease. and giving the patient
strength by building the constitution and assist
ing nature in doing Its work. The propretors have
so much faith In It's curative powers that they offer
one Hundred Dollars for any case that IL fails TO
cure Send for list OF testimonials
Address F.. J, CHENEY * CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-01-27
Pure selfishness.

Ex-Governor Pennypacker OF PhiIa.
61si9ilia said recently Of the divorce
evil:
Admittedly there are cases where
divorce is a blessing; but too many
divorces are demanded on grounds as
purely selfish as those which prompt.
ed Philip |.
phillip turned his queen out Of
hoors and robbed a noble of his wife,
saying:
like her better than my own
consort, and can provide for her bet
Ter than her husband could"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-01-27
The Great Object.

We'll" said the president OF the
new publishing firm. we've done
fairly well during the past year Ev-
cry novel that we've brought out has
been success
Yes" replied the vice-pres,dent,
luck has been with us. Now let's get
out an encyc- pedia"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-01-27
Free to Our Readera-

Write Murine Eye Remedy Co, Chi
go, for 4S-page illustrated Eye Book Fr
Write all about Your Eye Trouble a
they will advise as to the Proper Apt
cation of the Murine Eye Remedies
Your Special Case. Your Druggist
tell you that Murine Relieves Sore Ely
Strengthens Weak Eyes, Doesn't Sma
Soothes Eye Pain, and sells for Soc z
1t in Your Eyes and in Baby's Eyes
Scaly Eyelids and Granulation.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-01-27

the floor withop,
my heart hutteriS,
and ! could not eye
receive a letter
Every month | hal
such a bearingdow
sensation, as if N
lower parts woUg
fall out. Lydia /
Pinkham's Vegetl
BILE Compound hu
done my nerves /,
great deal of god
and has alsOreliev.j
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-01-27
The CoWardIy Egg.

When | arose to speak" related a
smartyred statesman, some one
hurled base, cowardly egg at me and
II struck me in the chest"
And what kind of an egg might
that be?' asked a fresh young man.
"A base, coward;y egg" explained
Che statesman, lis one that hits you
and then runs. "-Bverybody's Maya
zine
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-01-27

We are not to blame because you suffer
from Rheumatism or Neuralgia, but you
are if you do not try Hamlins Wizard
Oil. 1t quickly soothes and allays all
pain, soreness and inflammation.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-01-27
Mo-. tontherners are Gallant.

Mos boutherners are gallant An
exception is the Georgian who gave
mis- son this advice:
MY hey, never run after a woman
or d street car-there will be another
one along in a minute or two
ESVerybody's Magazine
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-01-27
Du DlabIe.

Please, your Satanic Majesty"
begged a lost soul who was fishing
from the banks of boiling lake,
can't | try my luck somewhere else?
I've been fishing from this blamed
;nlsce for the last hundred years and
haven't bad bite yet"
That's the hell of it," explained
his Satanic Majesty verybodys
Magazine.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-01-27

NOAH know what I'm going to
Mrs. Noah-What is it?
Noah-Hold the elephants trunk
board.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-01-27
Awful Thouuht.

When l leave here | shall have to
depend on my brains for living"
Don't take such a pessimistic view
of things. Cornell Widow.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-01-27

hington.-Prominent among the
men selected by President Taft to rep
resent the United States in foreign
capitals are the four whose portraits
are here presented. Robert Bacon of
New York, named as ambassador 10
France, is a graduate of Harvard and
formerly was a member of the firm of
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-01-27

Many a mans morality doesn't be-
gin to work until he discovers that he
is being Swallowed by a detective.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-01-27

The average man spends mon
money on foolish habit than he dod
on his wife's hats.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-01-27

}. p Morgan & Co. He was made as
sistant secretary of state September
g. 1905. and was secretary of state
from January 81 to March 6, 1909
henry Lane Wilson is transferred
from the mission to Belgium to be am
bassador to Mexico. He entered the
diplomatic service in 1907 as minister
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-01-27
WHERE 1T WORKED.

while we were on cur honeymoon,
| always spoke French to my husband,
so that no one should understand us"
$50 you went to France, did your"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-01-27
MORE
PINKHAM
CURES
Added to the Long List DIN
to This Famous Remedv

Oronogo, MOI was simply no.
vous wreck. could not walk acr" ~.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-01-27
EThn MARK OF SzL-AGUARANTEBI

Community silver is found at Parks
Seweiry Store, the home Of fine silver,
This ware in knives, forks, spoons and
asncy pieces is guaranteed to wear
twenty-five years and we back the
guarantee. Comparable only with the
best Sterling.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-01-27

to Chile. William J. Calhoun, appoint.
ed minister to China, Is a Chicago law
yer who has had diplomatic experience
in Cuba and Venezuela. Richard C.
Kerens, named ambassador to Austria
Hungary, is native Of Ireland, who
fought through the civil war. ana now
is q resident of g. Louis.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-07-14
Sellers, June IL.

State of South Carolina--Sixth
Congressional district. Vote for
GEO w BROWN for Congress. En-
dorsed by Darlington County Dem
ocratic Convention. Resolution:
WHEREAS, the Democratic county
convention has learned that Hon
GEO w BROWN of Darlington is a
candidate for Congress from this
district:
Be it resolved: That this conven.
ton does hereby endorse the candi,
dacy of HON GEO w Brown and
does hereby most heartily recon-
mend him to the voters of this Con.
gressional district as a man of such
qualifications as eminently to fit him
for the office.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-07-14
Senator Tillman In London Fog.

Since his visit to Europe Senator
Tllman has a fund of new stories,
which sound properly filtered and
possess the true continental flavor.
In London he enjoyed a real pea
soup" fog: to get good view of it
he took a ride on top Of a bus.
which passed slowly along the
streets, as though feeling its way.
The wintry chill pinched his nose
and ears, the fog dripped Niobe.like
around him; everything was moist
and sticky; sound was deadened,
cabs and foot passengers loomed up
for moment, like phantoms, and
disappeared as suddenly.
"IfI was a scholard." said the
bus driver. emphasizing his final
ID" "Id always talk Latin on this
sort of day."
The Senator asked why.
You know, these folks all look
like ghosts and ghostesses to me
and Latin's the proper language to
talk to spirits in. It's we'll known
they won't answer if they're spoken
to in English"
Beside the Senator was a Parsee.
wearing a red fez. The driver cast
sundry curious glances at him, dur
ing the frequent pauses necessltated
by the fog. When the man got off
he said:
You're an American, l know, Sir,
but would you mind telling me where
that chap halls from who's wearing
that monkey cap?"
Hes a sun-worshiper, they are
called Parsees."
well, well-worships the sun,
does he? | suppose he's come ere
to ave a little rest from his
prayers" and he glanced expressive
ly at the wet, shivering passengers,
and the gloomy, cherries slice of
street family visible through the
fog.-Joe Mitchell Chapple IN "Af-
fairs at Washington" IN the Nation
al Magazine for august.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-07-14
Pfck-UpS.

Anextinct volcano in France yields
large quantities of carbolic acid.
A process has been discovered by
which tea and coffee are robbed OF
their toxic qualities without interfer-
ing with the flavor.
White horses are barred from serv-
ice in the German army because they
are too conspicuous when smokeless
powder is used.
The underground railways of Paris
have a length of thirty-two miles.
Twenty-three more miles have been
authorized.
The London Economist figures that
a four-pound loaf in London costs
little more than half what similar
loaf costs in New York.
Spanish telephone companies make
their charges according to the occu-
5ation of the patron. Social clus S
labor under the highest rate.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-07-14

For Governor.
beg to announce my candidacy
for the office of Governor, subject
to the decision of the Democratic
voters of the State.
Campaign promises are easily
made. My purpose is, if elected, to
give the people a plain, honest and
business like administration. OF
course | shall advocate good roads,
good schools and good government,
my attitude as to the same being
well known to the public for many
years.
consistently advocated prohibi.
ton and was among the first to give
money and lend influence to push
the movement more than twenty
years ago.
AS q business man my chief aim,
if elected, will be to conduct a State
government along business lines.
FIJI HYATT.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-07-14

hereby announce myself can
didate to represent the Sixth Dis
trict of South Carolina in Congress,
subject to the rules and regulations
of the Democratic primaries.
P. A. HODGES.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-07-14
For County Treasurer.

hereby announce my candidacy
for re-appointment to the office OF
County Treasurer, subject to the de.
cision of the voters of Williamsburg
county in the ensuing Democratic
primaries.
J WESLEY Cook.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-07-14

The many friends of MR. R H
KELLAHAN, deeming him worthy
exponent of the sentiment of the
Tax Payers of Williamsburg County,
do present him as a candidate for
the State Legislature, subject to the
rules of the Democratic primary.
MANY TAX PAYERS.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-07-14
For Road Engineer.

hereby declare myself candi-
date for road engineer, and will
abide by the result of the primary
Leveling, grading, surveying and
construction work are in my line,
and if elected will do you good work.
Many thanks for votes received two
years ago. Respectfully,
JNO M EADDY.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-07-14
For Auditor.

We are authorized to announce
JJB MONTGOMERY as a candi-
date for re-appointment to the office
of Auditor of Williamsburg county,
subject to the rules of the Deme-
cratic Primary election.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-07-14

We are authorized to announce
B B CHANDLER as a candidate for
the House of Representatives, SUBJ
ject to all the rules governing the
Democratic primary election.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-07-14

To the voters of Williamsburg
county:-In presenting the name Of
&c GRAHAM to you for the House of
Representatives we simply ask that
you give him your undivided sup
port. He is worthy of such. He will
serve us well.
DEMOCRATIC VOTERS.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-07-14

At the solicitation of my friends |
hereby announce that am a 'candi-
date for the State Senate and ]
pledge myself to abide by the result
of the Democratic primary election.
&c EPPS.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-07-14

| hereby announce myself can
didate for appointment to the office
of Road Engineer for Williamsburg
county, subject to the rules of the
Democratic Primary election.
HENRY D FERRELL.
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For Conaress--Sixth District.

l hereby announce myself can
didate for reelection to Congress
from the Sixth district, subject to
the rules of the Democratic primary.
J E ELLERBE.
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beg to announce myself a can
didate for Congress from the Sixth
Congressional district, subject to the
action of the Democratic primary.
BEN B SELLERS.
Sellers, June II.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-07-14
For the State Senate.

| will be a candidate for the State
Senate from Williamsburg County,
subject to the rules of the Demo.
cratic Party.
C NJ BEASLEY.
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The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-07-14

For House OF Representatives.
hereby announce myself a can
didate for the House of Represent.
atives, subject to the rules OF the
Democratic primary.
EFF PROSSER.
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For County Superintendent OF
Education.

We are authorized to announce
the candidacy, of j GRAHAM Nc
CULLoUGH for reelection to the
office of County Superintendent Of
Education, subject to the rules of
the Democratic primary.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-07-14

l hereby announce myself can
didate for re-appointment for Road
Engineer for Williamsburg county,
pledging myself to abide by the
rules of the Democratic primary,
also to use my best efforts in the fu-
ture, as / have tried to do in the
past, for the best improved roads.
j GRAHAM.
Kingstree, S c,
March %, 1910.
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For the State Senate.
We are authorized to announce
Mr. j DAVIS CARTER as a candidate
for the State Senate, subject to the
rules of the Democratic party.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1910-03-19
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The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1910-03-19
FREDERICKSBURG. va SATURDAY 9 1910
BOWLING GREEN LETTER
Bowling Green. Va. March 16tt

Bowling Green. Va, March 10Th.
Mrs. Z. c. Moncure and daughter,
Mrs. t. b. Gill. left Monday for Black
stone, where they will visit relatives.
Mis- Virginia Gresham, of Richmond.
is guest of Miss Bessie Butler.
The Bowling Green Chapter u. ID. G..
sent box this week to the home for
Confederate women in Richmond. The
old ladies were most literally remem-
bered by the chapter.
Mr.. Sedden Bruce, of Richmond, spent
a portion of this week with his brother
a the Lawn.
Mrs. Coble, after visit to Mr.. and
Mrs: w. r. Broaddus. left Tuesday for
her home in Lykens, Penn.
Miss Lucy Voolfolk has returned
home from visit of several weeks to
friends in Richmond.
Mr.. d. w. Scott, of your city, spent
Sunday with his family at the home of
MIR. 4. b. Collins.
Mr.. Benjamin Blythe has accepted a
position at Kenbrook seed farm.
Miss Alice Broaddus has returned
home, after spending a week with rel
atlves in Richmond.
Miss Ethel Rollirs. of Stafford. was
a guest this week of her sister, Mrs.
L. $. Coghill.
Miss Caroline G. Broaddus has return
ed home from visit to Waverley and
Richmond.
Miss Julia Collins. who has been sick
for several days, is out again.
Nothing has been heard Of Philip
Walker, the negro who escaped from
jail Friday night. Sheriff Gill has
offered a reward of S25 for his capture.
Mrs: A. S. Samuel, who for num-
Der of years has conducted the mer-
camille business here, has decided 10
close up, and the remainder of her
stock was sold at public auction Mon
day. She has rented her storehouse
out.
Mr.. l.. E. Martin is having the in
terror of his home beautifully painted,
which will add to the beauty of it.
Mr.. Walter Beazlie, who has been
spending some time in Louisa, in con-
nection with the Government seed farm.
spent Sunday and Monday at his home
here.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Pavy, of Rich
mond, spent the week end with the fam
ily of Dir. r. NJ. Gray.
Mrs. q. X Dorney is a guest of rela-
tiVeS IN Richmond, where she will spend
several weeks.
Mr.. A. b. Chandler spent Tuesday in
Richmond.
Miss Elsie Wright has returned "a
her home in Richmond. after spending
several days with Mr.. and Mrs. w. G.
Coghill.
Rev. CT Cruikshank has rented the
Anderson property on Milford street,
and will with his family occupy same
about middle of April.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1910-03-19
FREE IF 1T FAILS
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We are so positive that our remedy
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