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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26
AUCTION

ct they are now holding out Tor the
PREFIX of gentility which they assert
should so with their exalted calling.
While these proud maids are holding
Indignation meetings outside the pal
ings of the hospital fence, however,
new nurses are being brought in to
their old places ana 1t looks today as
though all nurses must be forever
called without a handle to their
m
Return of the Twins today. gem
thentcr.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26

Chicago, Jan. 25.-Grain and pro-
visions declined materially carly in tile
session today under selling pressure
accumulated by the persistent protest
against the high cost OF foodstuffs.
Provisions were at an advance.
Wheat closed with May AT s1.l0H q
1.10%.
Corn closed with prices, sc to &c
up.
Oats closed with May nj II ac.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26
FOR SALE-Furniture

MISUNDERSTANDING TO repair. w. a.
Goff a. Co, phone bGS.
1916 Brass Beds S27. ia w. Gold Ave.
FOR SALE-Six hole range with res
ervolr, $40; also good heating stove
cheap. l12 ~, Walter.
FOR SALE-Furniture and Rambler
bicycle, used 3 months, going away,
no sickness. 500 n. 18th IT.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26
The Metals.

New York, Jan. 25.--The market
for Standard copper on the New York
metal exchange was weak today III
sympathy with a Slight decline IN
London with spot and all deliveries to
the end of April closing at $4,000
The London market closed easy
with spot quoted at eco, rs. Cd and
futures at f61, IS. Exports OF copper
today. according to custom house re-
were 1878 tons. making 21,99O
go far his season. Local dealers quote
lake at $18.75@14.O0; electrlytic,
$1S.5O613.75; casting. $13.25 M1S.62h
Lead was duh with spot at $4.67is q
4.72M New York and East st. Louis,
$50 a $50. London lower at f13. lis,
Sd.
spelter weak with y ut S6.05q
G. 25i New York and East st. Louis,
S5.s5 q 5.s5. London unchanged at
f23, 5s.
silver, 52Ac; Mexican dollars, 44c,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26
Neutrality-suspicious.

COMPETENT experienced lady stem
ographer wants position; permanent
Or temporary. Phone 1906.
NATURALIZATION as housekeeper.
gentleman with children preferred
NJ. j., care Journal.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. woman wants
house work Address Worker, Jour
nal office.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26
DEPARTMENT or THE INTERIOR
United States Land Office.

Santa Fe, New Mexico. January IS.
l9lO.-Notice is hereby given that the
plat of survey OF Township No. 30
North. Of Range , East of the New
Mexico Principal Meridian has been
Med IN this office M the land in said
Township viii be open to entry on and
after March 20, 1910.
All of this township Is I'm the Jemez
Forest reserve
MANUEL r. OTERO.
Register.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26
liz Trracherous Memory.

'Er-may I call you Miriam. Miss
Montague"
Yes. If YOU like. Mr. T%ompkins; but
my first name IS Florence Boston
Transcript
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26
st. Ionis Woo.

st. Louis, Mo. Jan. 25.--NVool, un-
changed; medium grades combing and
clothing. e4M 29c; light fine, 22m27c;
heavy fine, lea 21c; tub washed, 25@
g.c A
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26
PROPERTY LOANS
MONEY 10 loan,

To IUAN.
on Furniture, Pianos organs. Horses.
Wagons and other Chattels; also on Salaries
and Warehouse Receipts, as low as So 90 and
as high as $4,000. Loans are quickly made
and strictly private. Time--one month 10
ono wear given. Goods 60 remain In your
possession. our rates are feasdhahie. call
ana see us before Borrowing. steamship
tickets 20 and from all parts % the world.
TuE HOUSEHOLD LOAN COMPANY,
Rooms 2 ana 4, Grant Bldg,
PRIVATE OFFICES.
OPEN EVENINGS.
$685.. West Central Avenue.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26
FOR RENT-DweIIings


FOR Rents room houses furnish
ed or unfurnished. w. V. Futrelle,
room is, Hotel Denver.
FOR RENT-5-foom unfurnished
cottage; hot water, heat, all modern
improvements. inquire S23 N. 4th.
FOR RENT-5-room modern house,
new. Or. Bronson.
FOR RENT-Two S-room houses. call
422 w. Tijeras.
FOR RENT-New 5-room furnished
house with every convenience. mod
ern. j. II. White. 512 N. Fourth, or
care The Leader. 800 w. Central.
FOR RENT-Fcbruary Is s-room
modern brick house, 100 Kent
ave. Apply c. Mays shoe Store, 31I
w, Central ave.
HOUSE AIS Atlantic ave. Inquire -.
y. Il. Armjio building.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26
BUSINESS CHANCES


S1.25 PER WORD inserts classified
ads IN SO leading papers in the u. $.
Send for list. The Dake Advertising
Agency. 427 South Main street. Los
Angeles. Cal.
FURNISHED rooming house for sale
or rent Write for particulars, e. c..
box a.. Clovis. n NJ
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26
FOR SALE-LiveStOCk


\ FEW real bargains, 2 gentle sad
die horses and saddles; 2 runabouts
and fine pair Ladies English Riding
boots. Call early. Wrlght's Riding
School, 3l3 ". Silver.
FOR SALE-Good horse, buggy and
harness, cheap. seq w. Marquette.
FOR SALE-Horse, buggy ana har-
ness. Inquire Highland Livery.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26
FOR SALE--MiScelIaneouS


500 organ 500, ia w. Gold Ave.
$50 Crown Ranges now S35. ia w.
Gold.
EXTRACTED HONEY. 10 pounds for
81; 60-lb. can for So. order by
mail. w ~ Allen. +. O. Box 202. Al
huquerdue, N. NJ,
$40 Go-carts $3.50. ia W. Gold Ave.
FOR SALE New studebaker buggy
ana harness, Kcheap. Apply S15 N.
Fourteenth street.
LIGHT milk wagon for sale cheap.
Passmoro & Son.
FOR SALE-tIorse, buggy, wagon,
harness and g barrels vinegar cheap
At AZ W. Pacific ave.
Private sale.
Iron beds, Kitchen range. large and
small heating stoves, center table,
lounge. wardrobe and amps. can
Tuesday afternoon and Wednesday
morning at 4l3 w. silver ave.
FOR sALB-As55o.00 Everett piano.
cheap. Address w. q. r., journal.
FOR S~AL.E--One good bicycle. 500.
S. Edith.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26
Lots of Bargains In These Columns
STORAGE


WANTED-Planos, household goods,
etc, stored safely at reasonable
rates. Advances made. Phone sac
The Security Warehouse II Improve
ment Co. OFFICES. rooms 3 and 4
Grant Block, Third street and Cen
trial gvanua
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26
MISCELLANEOUS

bNHNfNG s12GT6RGM Tor Ta6er-
culosis. Banning. Southern Califor-
MIA Elevation 23l5 feet. Dry.
mountain air. Hygiene bungalows
Experienced matron. Medical dire
tors. only $50 a month. Complcts'
circular.
Journal Want Ads Get Results
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26
HELP WANTED--FemaIe


WANTED-Girl Tor general house
work and cooking. 257 North
Walter street.
WANTED-Girl to assist In general
homework. Gil w. Coal
WANTED-At once kitchen girl Ap.
ply 222 West Silver avenue.
WANTED-Girl for general house
work. Call S2s West Cold.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26


WANTED-Plum bling to repair. W
A. Goff & Co.. phone 56S.
WANTED-Horses to clip. Wright's
Riding School, BIG w. Silver.
WANTED-To buy two good young
saddle ponies Address. with all
particulars, DR. c. w. Hester, Garcia
Fldg, Albuquerque, n. NJ.
WANTED-surveying. drafting and
blue printing to do; good work and
terms, reasonable. w. f.. Goode, Az
;. High st.
WANTED-Clean cotton rags at The
Journal office.
WANTED-To buy east OFF clothing
will call. Apply j. O'conner, SIS
S. First st.
FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
iUNS TO RENT-W. A. Golf & &C.
phone 56s.
FOR RENT-Good barn at $40 North
Ord st. See Wright ut Journal of
ice.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26

Don't miss The best show If town
Gem thcater.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26
St. louis shelter.

St. Louis, Mo. Jan. 25.--Lead, s452.
spelter, $6.96.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26
FOR SALE--ReaI Estate

FOR SALE-Nice building lot on
North Fifth street. east front: only
100000, S26.00 cash and $1,000 per
month. Hunsaker a rhaxton, 205 W.
Gold.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26
FOR RENT-Storerooms

FOR RENT 49, Storeroom opposite
p%ostoffice. now occupied by Eichar
and RaynoldS. Apply NJ. p Stamm.
FOR RENT-New store, 70S Wes'
Central by FEB. 18TH. Good loca-
lion for Drug store; inquire $40 South
edith. II. G. Paulscn.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26
LOST

LosT-saddic and halter, between
narr station and Mountain road.
Reward for return TO 10l Mountain
road.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26
WANTED-Room and Board


WANTED-Room and board for fam
lily Of three. Address q, Journal.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26

Los Angeles
WANTED~At once. second baker out
of city, good wages. Colburr's EN-
ployment Agency. 210 West Silver.
WANTED-An experienced salesman
for a general store, must be good
salesman. good stock keeper, speak
Spanish and not afraid OF work. APP
ply, giving reference. state experience,
age and salary wanted. L. A, Bond.
Estancia. N NJ.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26
HELP WANTED--MaIe


MEN LEARN barber trade-Short
time required; graduates earn sl2
to $40 week. Moler Barber College,
Los Angeles.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26

Just because no W. vii can them
Miss" two score nursery maids, who
were being trained at a children's hos
pital here. are on a Vigorous strike
against the Institution that would in
slst on knowing them by their first
Though many of these fair
strikers came t. learn expert nursing
from places as servants where they
were plain Mary" Jane or "Bridg-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-01-26

sheriff Of Otero Co, n. n.
LIS md %.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1910-08-05
Heads of Navy Are ANNOYED BY Women

minated in the court-martial of two
officers, illustrates the prominent part
women play in navy circles.
Almost everybody knows of the
mutual Ill feeling existing between
the navy women and the department
Every once in while something hap
pens to widen this breach. Only a
few days ago Ensign Charles M. Aus.
tin, son Of Representative Richard
w. Austin of Tennessee, was deprived
of an especially desirable berth by the
navy department merely because he
got married. He had been detached
from the dispatch boat Dolphin at the
Washington navy yard and ordered
to Japan for duty as a student at
tache at the American embassy at
Tokyo for the purpose of studying the
Japanese language. On the way to
his new post Of duty he stopped at his
former home in Tennessee and was
married to a girl he had known for
many years.
This was too much for the unro.
mantle departmental authorities, who
suddenly decided that married en-
sign would not make as good stu
dent of the Japanese language as q
bachelor Accordingly his orders
were revoked and instead of spending
his honeymoon in Tokyo he will have
less interesting service at the naval
training station on the Pacific coast.
He will, however, have his wife.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1910-08-05
ANNUAL LOSS IS ENORMOUS
Two Hundred Million Dollars Year
Might Be Added to Wealth
of Country.

Computing that there are In the
United States at least 100000 INDECENT
consumptives who should be cared for
in charitable or semi-charitable sana-
toria and hospitals, the National AS
ISOLATION for the Study and Proven
ton of tuberculosis estimates that
the annual cost to the country for the
treatment of these persons would be
$50, 000,0 at the rate Of $l.669 per
day per patient At the lowest pos.
sible estimate the country loses $780,
900, 900 a year from the incapacity of
these INDECENT victims Of tuberculo-
sis. This would mean net saving of
$150,000,000 year to the United
States If all victims of consumption
who are too poor to afford proper
treatment in expensive sanatoria were
cared for at the expense Of the munich
pality, county or state. And this an
nual gain does not include the enor.
nous saving that would accrue from
the lessened infection due to the seq
regation of the dangerous consump-
tlves in institutions.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1910-08-05

4 FTER losing four positions within
IA a year just because of her beauty,
Mary Todd has left Washington and
will try her fortune elsewhere. Miss
Todd set out to be stenographer.
Her employer got mixed up in his die
tation and included phrases that could
not have been part Of the correspond
ence. AS e shopgirl the floorwalkers
strolled too often near her counter. AS
a milliner she aroused the envy and
jealousy of customers.
Miss Todd has been living in George
town for a little more than a year.
She came here from small Pennsyl-
vania town, well equipped to work,
with money enough to wait until a
reasonably good position was open to
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1910-08-05
\ DOR 10 has suffered many prlva'

MOOR 10 has suffered many pr1Va.
/ lions at the hands of the natlonai
government in the process of civilizing
him, but the hardest blow yet must be
no more fire water" sold on the coded
lands Of Minnesota. Lo will take his
seat on the water wagon at once.
The order includes several counties
and If carried out to the letter would
even prevent the sale Of liquor In st.
Paul and Minneapolis, which stand on
coded lands. ..o.,
Under state laws the counties en-
braced in the order-Becker, Cass,
CLAW, Hubbard, Mahnomen, Norman
Be1trami, Itasca, Polk, Clear Water,
Red Lake, Grow Wing, Wadene and
Ottertail-have enjoyed the license
system of the state and 10, who dear
" loves his fire water, has been able
to procure it without restriction. BY
tbe new order he will have to go dry.
The provisions of the treaties by
which the lands were coded prohibit
+ba introduction Of intoxicating liquors
N The whole northern part Of the state.
except by consent Of congress or the
nresident, but up to the present time
10 provisions have not been enforced
owing to opposition from the wnlte
reputation, which vastly outnumoers
the reds.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1910-08-05
Girls Good Looks Are a Bar to Work

lGT.
"Yes." she said, half-angry and half.
amused, II have been overwhelmed
with offers of marriage as we'll as Of
employment. But these offers do not
appeal to me. Most men, forget that |
have my own sweetheart. and If l
were inclined to consider a second
time it seems that mine should be
the privilege Of inviting his attentions
without having them thrust upon me.
AT first did not take such things
seriously, but since then have known
other girls who have shared the same
fate, merely because they are more
beautiful than their colleagues.
II have worked in offices where
there were u girls, and by the end
of the third week was embarrassed
by repeated offers of company, pleas
ures and the like by various men in
the Office This gave rise to some
bitter passes between some of the
other girls and myself.
II hope to be married by the autumn
of next year. but until then wish to
do something"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1910-08-05
The Dentists Joke.

At a recent dinner of the Authors
club in London to Mr.. Owen Seaman,
the editor of Punch, Mr.. Walter
Emanuel, another member of the staff
Of Punch, referred to the fact that the
man with the largest sense of humor
be had ever struck was an Englishman
"a dentist. He went to him after suf-
fering long with a toothache. He re-
fused to have gas, and the dentist
pulled out tooth, leaving him with
ing in pain, and took the tooth to the
window, where he laughed quite heart
lily. He groaned: whats the joker"
Wrong TOOTH" said the dentist.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1910-08-05
John HAY had a saying that the

John HAY had a saying that the
y ideal diplomatic service-if any
government ever succeeds in having
one-will be composed exclusively Of
unmarried men. Mr.. Hay had no ex-
perience In naval matters, or he might
have included the navy in his maxim.
There probably is no branch of the
government service, the Washington
Post says, where petticoat influence
is so strong as in the navy. Ask any
ex-secretary of the navy about it and
he will tell you how the navy women
In a thousand different ways, some.
times unconsciously and occasionally
deliberately, annoy the navy depart
ment. He will tell you how they
scheme to obtain desirable posts of
duty for their husbands or sons and
how they annoy the department with
requests for change of orders when
their husbands are transferred from
an easy Job in Washington to sea duty
on the Asiatic station or some other
far-away tropical post. The recent row
at the Boston navy yard, which cul-
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1910-08-05

grew stronger, and within three months
/ was a perfectly well woman.
II want this letter made public to
show the benefit women may derive
from Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. Mrs. JOHN G. MoLDAN.
211t Second St., North, Minneapolis,
MINI.
Thousands Of unsolicited and eenu-
inc testimonials like the above prove
the efficiency of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, which is made
exclusively from roots and herbs.
Women who suffer from those dis
tressing ills peculiar to their sex should
not lose sight of these facts or doubt
the ability Of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound to restore their
health.
Ify0u want special advice write
to Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass.
6heWill Observation-Disclosures
confidential. For 20 years she
has been helping sick women in
this way, free Of charge. Don't
hesitate write at once.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1910-08-05

w ASHINGTON. - America has
=" taught the people of the Chinese
empire to smoke cigarettes. In a re-.
port to this government on foreign
trade by Consul General Charles Den
by OF Vienna. in which he described
the class Of foreign markets which
may be created by American enter.
prise, and then supplied the consul
general says:
One OF the most conspicuous ex.
amples OF such market is the de-.
mand for cigarettes in China. Ten
years ago the cigarette was an article
used in China by a small number of
people, chiefly foreigners. The field
attracted the attention of a group Of
American manufacturers who ex.
amlned into it and decided to intro.
duce the cigarette to the Chinese peo.
pie by American methods. The result
is that now the cigarette is popular
throughout the empire"
The international opium conference
to be held at The Hague next fall will
have a very general representation Of
the powers, according to the latest in
formation reaching the state depart
ment.
In reporting to this government on
opportunities In Malaysia for rubber.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1910-08-05
Chinese Take to Smoking Cigarettes

growing enterprises. Consul General
James T. Dubois at Singapore. cited
as follows an instance to show how
the investing public is sometimes ia
ken In In the exploitation of the rub
Der industry there:
An estate was sold to promoters for
$4,000. The syndicate got an old
planter who knew the estate to put
iotation value on 1t. He named
$250,000, The promoters were not sat.
isfied. Another expert examined and
reported, His price was $35O,O0O.
British and American gold was pour
Ing into the country and the get-rich.
quick spirit was born. Another expert
was called in. He was told of the for.
mer valuations and that they were un.
satisfactory. He valued the estate at
100000.
Just at this time, rubber took a big
jump in the London and New York
markets and another expert was asked
to report and he placed the fiotation
price at $750,000 and the syndicate In
order to have 1t in round numbers
made 1t an even 100000 and foated 1t
at this price.
People fought for the stock, the
share issue was oversubscribed and
many of them Immediately sold at q
good advance. All this was done with
in few months without the slightest
Improvement on the property except
the natural growth of the few hundred
acres of Para plants which had re-
Gently been planted.
Trained white supervisors on the
rubber estates are in demand. the con-
sui general reports. and there is a
scarcity of labor and consequent high
wages.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1910-08-05
A Protection Against the Heat.

When you begin to think it's per.
sonal matter between you and the sun
to see which ID the hotter, buy your
self glass or bottle Of Coca-C Cola.
It is cooling-relieves fatigue and
quenches the thirst. Wholesome as
the purest water and lots nicer to
drink. At soda fountains and car
donated in bottles-5c everywhere.
Send &c stamp for booklet "The Truth
About Coca-Cola" and the Coca-Cola
Baseball Record Book for 1910. The
latter contains the famous poem
Casey At The Bat" records. schedules
tor both leagues, and other valuable
baseball information compiled by au-
thorities. Address The Coca-Cola Co.,
Atlanta, Ga.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1910-08-05

until was mere shadow of my
former self and too weak to stand
more than few minutes at a time,
My rest was broken and my nervous
system shattered. Had Doan's Kid
ney Pills not come to my attention, l
firmly believe / would be In my grave.
They cured me after doctors had
failed" r
Remember the name--Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
N "
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1910-08-05
Message for Satan.

In my dream" said the dusky
story teller, Satan had me an wuz
shown me over all de place what he
has specially reserved fer sinners, an
it sho' wuz a sight ter behop. Dur
wuz a griddle here, an griddle dar,
an lots err my oil friends wuz fryin' on
'em an maxim de bigges' sorter hol-
lerin'. l thoughted every minute dat
my time wuz comm next, an I'd done
give up in despair wen Satan turned
round an said: Go back ter de worl'
an tell yo' folks bout what you seen;
but ez fer po'se'f, you is too good a
man ter roast Atlanta Constitu'
ton. ~.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1910-08-05
He Knew the Kind.

Little Edward, aged four, was an
only child. He was anxious for a
baby sister, and was talking Of it one
day with friend of the family. In
The friends family was a baby girl OF
one year. The lady said: Edward.
you may have my baby; she is pretty
and sweet"
"Oh," said Edward, II don't want an
old baby. l want bran new one wifi
notiin on but tacum powder. Red
Hen.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1910-08-05
Millions Saw So

When millions of people use for
years medicine it proves its merit:
People who know CASCARETS'
value buy over a million boxes q
month. It's the biggest seller be-
cause it is the best bowel and liver
medicine ever made. No matter
what you're using, Just try CAS-
CARETS 0nce-you'll See. on
CAScARETS 1Oc. box for a weeks
treatment all druggists. Biggest seller
n the world, Million boxes q month.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1910-08-05
Sad Red Men Must Ride on the Wagon

at Brighton, where we sat at a table
and looked at the ocean," he asked.
well, when you all went away |
walked around to the bar and got one
for five. A shame to charge you five
cents more just to sit down and look
at the ocean, isn't it,"
"Oh, don't know" she said. I'D
rather pay the extra five than have to
stand by the bar and look at the bar
tender If he was anything like some
I have seen."-New York Press.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1910-08-05
Hedging

Clergyman-Will you take this wom-
an until death?
Prospective Bridegroom-1sn't there
any minimum sentence?