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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09

Italian bees will quite often, espe.
cially when crowded for room, swarm
before they have any sealed queen
cells.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09

Commence in good season to mako
the heifer's first milking period a
long one and so cultivate in her the
habit of keeping up her flow.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
Active Possession,

Guinevere, aged four, was going out
to walk with a young lady, of whom
she was very fond. AS they opened
the street door they were met by a
swirling cloud of dust. blown up from
the thoroughfare.
Keep your lips tightly closed, Gwen,
or you'll get your lungs full of mi
crobes," warned the young lady.
G%uinevere pondered a moment and
then, looking UP, demanded:
What are your crobes ?"-National
Monthly.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
When the Fish Exploded.

Somebody discovered that fish are
fond of gasoline, and this led to the
idea of soaking worms in gasoline in
order to make them more alluring
when used for bait.
Mark the result.
Two OF those gasoline-tempted fish
exploded in the frying pan, and broke
the kitchen window, and blew the
cooks face full Of mashed potato. and
hurled the teakettle into the -four bar
rel. and painted the kitchen ceiling
with stewed tomatoes.
Call 1t a lying world and let it go at
that.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
Attentive

Yep" said Bronco Bob to the
writer of western romance. a." came
all this way to grasp you by your hand
and talk to you about your pieces"
You have read them with interest? -
Sure. All the boys have. And they
appointed me a sort Of committee tc
interview you and find out how your
dialect ought to be pronounced"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
Catch White Sparrow.

A white sparrow has been caught
near Elgin, England. 1t was observed
for the first time about a week ago,
and was then SC young that 1t was
being fed by the parent birds. With
I the exception Of 4 small fringe at the
| sxtremities of the wings which is OF
, rather darker color. Its feathers are
! pure white pll over.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
Scandal.

Mrs. Simmonds glanced at the scare
headline: Bank Robbed! Police al
Seal" and laid down the sheet.
"Naow. look at that, Ell" she ejac
ulated, repeating the headline aloud
Here's a big city bank broke into by
burglars. and tn city police force all
off ishin' somewhere! What a scan.
dal!"-Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
Maoazlne Cover IdeaIa,

The Daily Sketch of England thinks
that some one should censor the mag.
azine covers. The writer says that
the ideals of the growing generation
are being trained by the pictures of
women on these covers. The girls
one meets, he says, are beginning to
look naughty rather than happy, strik-
ing rather than sweet DisdaintuI
ladies should go from the magazine
covers. he thinks, and madonnas rule
instead.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
lIkino for HHamtet,"

DO you like Hamlet7" asked the
hostess of her unlettered, If gushing.
guest.
Indeed 1 do" WIS the reply. II am
excessively fond Of 1t, but always pre-
fer a savory to a sweet one"
There was a momentary confusion,
and then the hostess realized that the
admiration of the guest was Of a cul-
mary, not literary, character.
II gave her ham with an omelette
for breakfast next morning" said the
hostess, when telling the story
Scraps.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
THE pyramid

Vast as modern skyscrapers are. not
one has yet equaled the weight and
m~assiveness of the pile Of great stones
which the swarming human ants OF
the Nile valley laboriously dragged
together thousands of years ago, until
they had built the Pyramid of Cheops.
1t would make O solid block Of 600
feet square and $50 feet high.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
Try to Come Back,

Not long ago Lord Kinnaird, who is
always actively interested in religious
work, paid a surprise visit to a mis-
sion school in the east end of London
and told a class of boys the story of
Samson. Introducing his narrative,
his lordship added:
HE was strong, became weak, and
then regained his strength, enabling
him to destroy his enemies. Now,
boys, If 1 had an enemy, what would
you advise me to do?"
A little boy, after meditating on the
secret of that great giants strength,
shot up his hand and exclaimed: Get
q bottle Of air restorer."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09

No mans acts die utterly; and
though his body may resolve into thin
air, his good or bad deeds will still
be bringing forth fruit after their
kind, and influencing future genera
tions for all time to come. It is in
this momentous and solemn fact that
the great peril and responsibility Of
human existence lies.-Samuel Smiles.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09

the kidneys we'll and
health Is easily main,
tanned. Doan's Kid.
ney Pills m a k e
strong, healthy kid
neys.
Mrs. Della E. Chap
man, 5 Winthrop ST.,
H artford, Conn.,,
says: 81 was a
wreck from kidney
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09

trouble. I spent over $4,000 doctor.
toring but to no avail. l was in de-
spair when l began taking Doan's Kid
ney Pills but soon felt better. For sew
en- years l have been free from kid
ney trouble"
Remember the name-Doan's. For
sale by all dealers. 80 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
Kept with Barnum's Circus.

P. T. Barnum, the famous circus
man, once wrote: 81 have had the
Cuticura Remedies among the con-
tents of my medicine chest with my
shows for the last three seasons, and I
can cheerfully certify that they were
very effective in every case which
called for their use."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
Source Of Revelation.

Twenty-seven new, crisp 81 bills,
says Harper's Weekly, weigh as much
as a $40 gold piece. Wouldn't have
thought it, and have no means of
proving the assertion, but If so It is
probably owing In some way to the
recent activity of the inspectors of
weights and measures.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
Acquiring Sinful Habits,

An undue regard for ones power Of
resistance leads many a young man
into association with companions of
doubtful or known evil Character and
these fellowships, continued, inevita-
bly, lead to the acquisition of sinful
habits.-Rev. S. H. C. Burgin, Method.
list, San Antonio.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
HOW A DOCTOR CURED SCALP
DISEASE

when / was ten or twelve years
old / had a scalp disease, something
like scald head. though 1t wasn't that.
I suffered for several months. and
most of my hair came out Finally
they had a doctor to see me and he
recommended the Cuticura Remedies.
They cured me in a few weeks. I
have used the Cuticura Remedies, also,
for a breaking out on my hands and
was benefited a great deal. I haven't
had any more trouble with the scalp
disease. Miss Jessie F. Buchanan.
r. +. D. 3, Hamilton, Ca, Jan. z, 1909"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
An EnJiuhtenIno Diauram

How shall I represent this rail
way that has been noted for er
ratio dividends?" asked the mar
worker.
Put 1t down as q short and crook
ed line," replied the chief.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
Evidence.

Are you sure that these sheets are
clean?" asked a traveller.
Quite sure, sir" the chambermaid
answered, confidently. They were
only washed this morning. Feel them
sir-they are not dry yeti"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09

Depend not on another, rather lean
upon myself; trust to thine own exer-
lions, subsection to another's will
gives pain.-Manu.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
The GlpnAr,e EriApd

Christ is the sinners truest friend.
God sent not his son into the world
to condemn the world; but that the
world should be saved through him.
Rev. R. M. Little, Presbyterian, Pitts
burg.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09

DacK TO Cn0
time that wo mel
may expect nature
to bring on them
the Change Of Life.
Il got a bottle OF
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound and it made
me feel much better.
and I have contin-
ued it's use. I am
very grateful to you
for the good health
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09

The days are not mere repetitions of
themselves; tomorrow will have a bet
ter meaning.-T. T. Munger, DID.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09

Every berry grower should have a
small nursery in his patch, and 1t
should be at the best drained and
warmest portion. In this should be
grown the young plants which will be
needed each year with which to set
out his new ground. Those who grow
the strawberry commercially will de-
sire to have a patch coming into It's
second years bearing every year. as
this method gives the finest fruits and
fetches the best prices.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
Mere Men.

, He-I dreamt last night that your
mother was Ill.
She-Brute! l heard you laugh in
your sleep.-Life.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
CHEERFUL WORDS FOR
SUFFERING WOHEN,

No woman can be healthy with sick
kidneys. They are often the true cause
of bearing-down pains, headaches, dir
ziness, nervousness, languor, etc. Keep
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
DIdn,. Want Hls chewed,

Bill-Don't you like to e a dog
chewing a bone?,
Jill-Yes, If it's not one of my own.
-Yonkers Statesman.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
ror CoI.Ds and GRIP

Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy-re-
neves the aching and observation-disclosures the
Cold and restores normal conditions. It's
liQuid-effects Immediately. 10c., 25c., and 5oc.
AT drug stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09

Don't spend much time in regretting
the failure that is past, but try to
focus on the victory that Ia to come.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09

most economical shoes for you to buy. WI.
Douglas name and retail price are stamped on
the bottom-value guaranteed. Fast Color veEts
TAKE NO SUBSTITUTED If your dealer
cannot supply you write for Mail Order Catalog.
w. L DOUGLAS. Brockton. Mas.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09

And lots of men would think
of falling If somebody didn't tempt
them.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces iniamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind colo, 25c a bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09

p;
OF MIDDLE
AGE
Need Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Brookfeld, Mo.-"Two years ago I
was unable to do any kind of work and
only weighed 11S pounds. My trouble
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
In the Eouuh-

Caddie Ito Jones. who has missed
his ball six times consecutively).-
"Try It with the bag, sir"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09

The busy man wonders how the
loafer manages to live.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
A Summer Resort.

Noah disembarked.
"A combination of the mountains
and s~eashorel" he cried.
Herewith he resolved to advertise
the tour.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09

But it doesn't rain very hard on the
unjust If he Is roosting under a stolen
umbrella.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
w. l.. DOUGLAS
HAMp,sEWEo HOE

MEMS $2.00, $3.50, $500,
W0MEN's $3.50, s3,SS.50,
0 Y $500, $2.60 g. $500
THE STAN DARD
FOR 30 A
They are absolutely the
most populara and bestshoes
for the price in America.
They are the leaders every
where because they hold
their shape, fit better,
look better and wear lon
ger than other makes. 4
Thav ara rarfoin1u fhA =
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
Verv. xerv Easy.

Patience-You can't do anything
without money?
Patrice-Oh, yes, you can. You can
run in debt.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
Remover Paint Ocor,

1t is said that an onion cut up in a
saucer and placed in a o will alb
soTD the odor Of fresh paint,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09

Your side of the argument may be
convincing as far as you are concerned.
but what Is the use IL 1t doesn't con-
vince the other fellow?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
A Busy Life,

Sub-Editor-A dispatch from the
penitentiary says the convicts have
struck and refuse to work unless they
can have pie twice a day.
Great Editor (busfly)-Counsel mod
Grafton and arbitration.-New York
Weekly.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
TO DRIVE PVT MAlHARIIAA THE SYSTEM

CHILL TONIC; Yoq know what you are taking
The formula Is plainly printed on every bottle,
showing it is simply Quinine and Iron in q taste
less form. The Quinfne, drives out the malaria
and the Iron builds UP. the system. Sold oy al
dealers for 80 years. Price 90 cents.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
1NHS
III FARM
& MzM1s; tit
Destroy the weeds.

Destroy the weeds.
The sire is half of the flock.
No butcher should tease you into
selling your best lambs.
Gilt-edged butter will line your
pocketbook with gilt-edged coins.
The best method Of weed destruc-
ton comes through rotation Of crops.
Slow, steady churning will get more
fat out of the milk than rapid churn-
ing.
Fowls in confinement have a ten
dency when moulting to pick feathers
off each other.
After pigs are six weeks old there
is no better feed for them than skim
milk and shorts.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09

GGesGe BAk6R>
Harduppe-Say, you bumped into me
and knocked me down with your auto
and | want damages.
Showfurr-Oh, haven't you got
enough? Well, start up and I'll bump
and knock you again.
Something Dreadful.
Wee Anita was listening to a story
Of the Johnstown flood.
What made it?" she asked.
"Oh, the dam broke" replied grand
ma.
The next morning she ran into her
brothers room and, climbing up on the
bed, inquired ~anxiously: "Buvver,
wasn't it Just drefful bout that swear
breaking and killing all dose people?"
A fool mar appreciates the nonsense
Of a pretty woman more than he does
the n of a homely one.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09

Whether from Colds, Heat. Stomach or
Nervous Troubles, Capudine will relieve you.
It's li~Quid-pleasant to take-acts immedi-
ately. Try 1t. l0c., s5c., and 80 cents at drug
stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09

The bacon hogs, like other hogs,
need to be well fed. but the feed and
habits differ considerably from the
lard type of hogs.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09
His Bad Break

His Bad Break.
"Whooper Inundated his wife terri
bly, last night"
"--?"
from the Acts, and Whooper went out
between them."-Puck.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09

Why not screens on every door and
window of the COW stables and par
ticularly where the young calves are
kept?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-09-09

If watering in the garden becomes
necessary it is better to thoroughly
soak the soil once a week than to
sprinkle every day for a month.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-03-29
VALUE OF OLD GLASS.

Philadelphia Eye Specialists Find vir
tues In Amethyst Tinted Lenses.
A discovery OF great value to those
whose sight has been impaired by
working under artificial light has been
made in Philadelphia. 1t was learned
the other day that amethyst tinted
lenses made from window pane glass
taken from houses in Walnut street
would cure blindness caused by work
ing on bright metal and under artifi-
cial light. This glass is simply ordi-
nary window panes that have been in
use for more than seyenty-five years.
In that time it has been turned an
amethyst tint by the direct rays of the
sun.
Philadelphia eye specialists are opti-
mistic In their contentious for the
glass, which is termed by the oculists
and opticians sthe Philadelphia glass !"
Some Of the most widely known physi-
clans in Philadelphia are using it in
their daily practice and say that it has
proved wonderfully effective and that
the eye disorders that it will relieve
and cure are many.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-03-29
sHERIFFs SALE.


No. I2,I27-In First Judicial District
Court of Caddo Parish, Louisiana
New Orleans Brewing Company vs..
S. B. Simon.
By virtue of writ of feri facias, to
me directed from the Honorable First
Judicial District Court of Caddo Par
ish, Louisiana, in the above numbered
and entitled suit, I have seized and will
offer for sale for cash, according to
law, without the benefit of appraisement,
at the principal front door of the court
house of Caddo Parish, Louisiana, dur
ing the legal hours for sales, on
SATURDAY, APRIL 2, 1910,
The judgment of S. B. Simon against
J. I. Brock rendered in the City Court
of Shreveport in the case of S. B. ST.
mon VS.. ]. l. Brock, No. 26o6 on the
docket of said court
Said judgment seized as the property
of the said defendant, and to be sold to
satisfy the amount specified in the said
writ, say in the sum of $I85.I5, with in
terest thereon from November IS, 1907,
at the rate of 5 per cent per annum, and
all costs of suit.
J. P. FLOURNOY,
Caucasian, March II. Sheriff
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-03-29
SHERrFFs SAFE

No. 16,3o6-If First judicial District
Court of Caddo Parish, Louisiana ::
Oscar Gartner, for use and benefit
of w K. Henderson, VS. D. C..
Richardson.
By virtue of writ of alias feri facias
10 me issued in the above numbered and
entitled suit, from the Honorable First
judicial District Court of Caddo Par
ish, Louisiana, l have seized and will
Offer for sale at public auction, for cash.,
according to law, during the legal hours
fer sales, at the principal front door of
the court house of Caddo Parish, Louis
iana, on
SATURDAY, APRIL 80, 1910,
Lots Is, 10, 20 block 2; lots %, 20, 80 of
block I; lots II, 10, 10, 20 of block =;
lots IS, 70, 20, "a, IS of block 9; lots Is,
70, 20 of block IL; lots Is, 10, 20 of
block I6, Queensborough subdivision of
the City of Shreveport, Caddo Parish,
Louisiana, as per map recorded in con-
veyance book Al, page 385, of the re-
corders office of Caddo Parish, La.
Also lots II, block 3D." of the Colonial
Hill Subdivision. of Caddo Parish, La,
as per map recorded in conveyance book
al, page 424, of the records of Cadio
Parish, Louisiana, together with all
buildings and improvements thereon.
Also the northwest quarter and Il I-2
acres off of north side of southwest
quarter section I, township 70, range 10,
Caddo Parish, La; and fractional south
half of section Fl, township rs, range
IS, Caddo Parish, La.
The above property seized as belong
ing to the said defendant and to be sold
to satisfy the amount specified in the
said writ, say in the sum of two thous-
and six hundred and thirty-eight and
24-Ioo dollars ($2,638.24), with five per
cent per annum interest thereon from
January I, 1906 until paid, and all costs
of this suit. ]. P. FLOURNOY,
Caucasian March 20. Sheriff.