The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-06-10
PARADISE PARAGRAPHS
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abundance of virtue in higher circles that the monopoly of prosec
Breons is right ways all Americans will admit
the sake of their Amecanm not from the sincerity of their moral
convictions.
Chinese American soil; words
he indulge plural mamouy under the Stars and Stripes
other japanese bay the
Sdmtion o. Is /. ~ United states IMAM.
al! Of which iechons procutes to the best of his considerable ab
W BUT does not one eckons go little too energecoy into
give willing enough police chance to handle
they also within the jurisdiction OF the Federal authorities
Why Beckons working Marshal Hendry years growth
husling around making police court arrests!
Honolulu of late have made commandments
Thou shalt gamble the matching of carfares
,. Thou shalt not drink, saith the prOhbionist
3 Thou shalt not speed according to the supervisors and public
A. Thou shalt not be in Hawaii without a permit
Boost boost boost that thy days may be long in the and
Thou shalt contribute everything along a
iuau plebiscite fund.
s Thou shalt knock the knocking THEY
speak that thou knowest nor print the same
prosecute unless defendant be without influence
10. THOU SHALT NOT BE FOUND OUT
OF course have the old original here
but we don't pay much attention to them
certain element of man in this dear town which has
met with well deserved disappointment days young
sers referred to in this element have scattered scads of coin in the
pshng the devy designed The girls enjoyed themselves
much the chagrn boys girls
In many stately city nd IL many a splendid town,
With ears and eyes all open have walked up and down.
But OF all the magic places where human people dwell
Old HOnnerloo ON OAhOo is certainly most swell.
do love each other and ne er a word is said
Against fellows neighbOr, against himself instead;
The supervisor meetings like a prayer seance,
And legislative sessions just song and dance
The governors obliging everything he knows
And mercy falls like sunshine wherever Breckons goes;
Most everyone has money and miliOnaires abound,
And take the greatest pleasure in throwing
The daily press endeavors to mold the public thought,
And teach the constant Readers where bargains
The food is best and cheapest that could be found,
And there's never any knocking on Honolulu ground.
No graft has ben discovered there is no fault to find
With anythmg that ever anybody had in mind;
The city is perfect that there should be the
Some man like Trent or TGYSe o. PeG5 or other Civic Fed
grand jury reports Monday and have if ON tbe
worst authority that the following indictments will
NaSe alias NaSene for contempt of JAIL for refusing eat
Anderson Grace for leaving prison without permit
Nicola for oong all the people of the time
Kanho for practicing a kihuna.
Frank Godfrey for mpesonatng Horace Greedy
The opening of six hundred coming
Hawaii of American farmers will be the greatest blessing
of land with the product OF California; agrcut
wrists Then there may be chance of eating eggs
by the bue and not by the brbarOu criminal
the pound Perhaps be able negotiate the acquisition
and less robbery in the eating line
The Advertiser would not attempt to make fun of The
print OF nce Sans Cook Book if Former Editor Walter Smith
of The Advertiser only engaged in
to take his recreation between moments of otherwise hard
times oboous and tankess labor by getting up eating page
milk toast with roasted frozen welakahao
WIN humnng BIRDS hel and cup csard with asparagus flavor
he mighty connecting
e. Smith been editor of The Advertiser he would probably
ingon long before The for
even The star couldn't scoop Walter Smith good
to prepare it. fact which all the newspaper boys few other