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The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1910-12-01


and they had to raise them again HIT
they would ignore each other. He
did his cooking on an oil stove. She
did the same The OdOr of his fried
eggs floated across to her, and the
odor Of her fish reached his nostrils
They. even stared boldly at each 9th.
er, but not nod or word.
When Mr.. RAISER sat down to hfa
sewing machine he made an extra
racket for the benefit of his neighbor
When she sat down to hers she sang
an accompaniment at the top of he1
voice for his delectation. Sometimes
he pounded with a hammer wheE
there was no occasion for it. Some.
times she threw a bottle into the alley
that the crash Of glass might startle
him and make him thrust his head out
Of the window. There was antagon.
i;ism pure and simple. but why?
:; And If 1t was so between the two
persons. how about the whiffet and
the mutt? They were worse. All day
ldpg, with only short intervals for
br64thing spells. they stood with their
paws on the window stills and con.
fronted each. other and barked and
Erowled and INDUCED in blood-curd
ling threats. Their noise disturbed
their owners AZ much q any one else,
but they were not reprimanded. They
were even encouraged.
@. Alters mouth or 90 Mr.. RAISER do
termined on bold stroke to van
Qutsh his ehemy: He had bought
tripe and goldfish cakes and feft them
exposed at the Kitchen window to
make Miss Harner Jealous, but she
had gone him one better by getting
smoked tongue and fresh clans.
He would dine at restaurant. He
would dress in his Sunday clothes az
he dined. He would walk with his
cane, and his mutt would follow at his
heels. All the residents of the alley
would see him go and come, and the
seamstress would be Inundated to the
dust.
. As the tailor planned. 80 things
came about. He no longer. fried and
stewed. Miss Harner shifted in vain
for odors. She saw him come and 90
ct certain hours, but it was whole
week before she knew the horrible
truth. She had gone right aleng fry.
Ing sausage and holding her nose high
In air. The news astounded and the
truth hurt.
What? He. q common tailor
man only I'VE feet high-a man with
o mutt of q dog eating at 9 restaa
rant! Never! She would not and
did not believe Il until she had slyly
followed him TO his lair. ~.
81 Miss Hsrner swvore that her revenge
should DO perfectly dreadful. She
would 80 to the same restaurant. She
would got a. table near that OF shei
4 enemy. She would listen to what Id
ordered and they she would o1tds
|: him: Iiss meal should b tYics = NJ 81 =
gsDsnsivs @ hi, and che would tip III
walter bsslAss. Ard hsr wAi1st shoull
- "a - Go !!ls - IN : "A q $3.50
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The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1910-12-01

Something y Remember.
Bear this in mind. love letters are
never burned until after you've mar.
ried the girl, and sometimes not then.
Detroit Free Press.
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one WEEK ONLY
Remarkable Success Of These Tai
ented Physicians in the
Treatment Of Chronic
Diseases
Offer Their. Services Free Of
Charge

Inc - mica pOCtOfS. licensed by
the state of South Dakota for the
cure of deformities and all nervous
and chronic diseases of men, wo-
men and children. offer to all who
call on this trip, consultation, ex-
animation, advice free, making no
charge whatever. except the actual
cost of medicine All that is asked
iii return for these valuable services
is that every person treated will
state the result obtained to their
friends and thus prove to the sick
and afflicted in every city and local
ity, that at last treatments have
been discovered that are absolutely
sure aud certain in their effect.
These doctors are considered as
Americas leading stomach and
nerve specialists and are experts in
the treatment of all chronic di-
seases and so great and wonderful
have been tlieir cures that in many
cases it is hard indeed to find the
dividing line between skill and
miracle.
Diseases Of the stomach. intcs-
tines, liver, blood. skin. nerves.
heart, spleen, kidneys, or bladder,
rheumatism, sciatica, diabetes, bed
wetting, leg ulcers, epilepsy, weak
lungs and those afflicted with long
standing, deep-seated, chronic dis
eases, that have batlled the skill of
the family physician, should not
fail to call. r"
r1ANY WONDERFUL CURES
No more operations for append
citis, gall stones, t,,nlors, goiter or
cancer. They were first IN
America to earn the name of the
"Bloodless Surgeons" by doing
away with knife, with blood and
with all pain in the successful treat
ment and cure of these dangerous
diseases.
If you have kidney or bladder
troubles bring IA two.ource bottle
of your urine for chemical analysis
and microscopic examination.
Deafness often cured i n sixty
days.
No matter what your ail,nent may
be. no matter what others may have
told you, no matter what experience
you may have had with other ply
sicians, if you want to get we'll
again, it will be to your advantage
to see them. Go. Have it forever
settled in your mind. If your case
is durable they will give you such
advice as may prolong your life.
DO not put off this duty you owe
yourself or friends or relatives who
are suffering because of your sick
ness. as a visit this time costs you,
nothing and may save your life.
| Remember. this free offer is for
one week only
| Married ladies must come with
their husbands and minors with
their fathers. -.
Office at. Merchants Hotel, Wah.
peton, n. ID. Hours 10 a. H., to
p. M.
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copenhasen's Deer Park.
CopsnhaSen. Denmark. has The lass
gest park Of any city In the world. lto
area u about 400 acres.
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Just 80.

Just 80.
Every man has his price," remarked
the moralizer. Perhaps he has" re-
Joined the demoralizer, but 4 isn't
svsry man who has his uarkst"
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i ons ESset - rrss
TAees who uust " s1seaAs 49,
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New rrvsl.

'Homsly women angie for msa,s
says tie Philosopher - Folly. hut Q
pretty GIRL depends On her curves"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-18

Women 100, who striving for the general welfare:
men and women who take the bull of precedent by the
horns, and, suffering rdicule and sco talk and write
for the good of ALL
But how many of you readers have ever had brought
to your attention the heroism of motherhood!
How many husbands who read this have ever given
more than passing thought to the heroic qualities of
mother calmly facing the ordeal Of motherhood second
time, third time fourth knowing full well it's
sufferings, its perils and sweets?
How many great statesmen appreciate that upon
mothers rests the fate of the nation of the world9
IL you see fine young man growing up in your town
how many OF you give the credit where it beongs-wth
the lads mother?
If Great Citizen looms commandingly on the horizon
how many Of you stop to think that it his mothers
nfluence-pre natal and during childhood and young
manhood-which made him great?
The Great Citizen is flesh of his mothers flesh and
bone of her bone.
Who kisses away hurts that result from bumps and
burns during the first thirty months of life? Who tells
youngster what is wrong and what is right? Who adj
vlses with an earnestness convincing that it bears
fruit against later temptation and evil ways?
Who is the proudest of all human beings when man
is acclaimed Great Citizen?
Mother-your mother, my mother your son s mother
is the greatest of all the celebrities. What you and
would expect statute for she expects as part of her
life
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-18
REGULATE THE FOURTH

Once upon time in the past which nearly always
looks sweet viewed from the conditions of the present
all 'kids.''
When June was about over, and the long summer
ton had begun, always made preparations and spent
many hours thinking about that fourth day in the month
of July The boys schemed to get every cent they could
and loaded up with recrackers toy pistols, pnwhees,
etc Then the great day came along We got at about
O'clock maybe O'Clock. and stayed up until -
O'Clock later that night. We covered ourselves with
powder and dust and burns and glory Even the girls
helped and shared in all this noble sport And then
of tied up and bandaged up and spent days and
weeks, perhaps, in bed getting the results of the
CORY BATTLE And We remember of comrades
who died on that day.
We all kids and know just what fun the
Fourth But with added years realize more the
danger of it all and the useless waste of lives and MAIN
ing of bodies. We responsible for the of the
youngsters, and we must not be derelic in duty.
Seattle has just passed resolution for ordinance
regulating the sale of fireworks and crackers 1t pro-
hibts the sale of toy pistols giant frecrackers, explod
ing canes and bombs.
The Press urges the city council of Spokane to pass
similar ordinance.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-18
FOR SMALLER
PAPER MONEY

CHICAGO, May ia spe.
ciaI from Washington says:
A reduction In the size Of the
paper money Of the United
States will be made If Secre.
tary of the Treasury Mac
veagh accepts recommends
tons that will be made to him
within a few weeks by a COM
mittee Of treasury officials ap-
pointed to investigate this and
other proposed reforms.
"The object of the proposed
change is to supply the coun-
try witt, a size of currency
more convenient for handling
and to save the government
100000 year in paper and
engraving.
1.-THE new sized bank note to
be recommended is about three.
fourths as large os the notes
now In circulation. The present
notes are of a size that has
been the standard for genera.
fjopsv
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-18
COMET OF 1882,

Editor The Press-During the re-
cent interest in Halley's comet I
have been questioning the older
members of my family regarding a
comet which | have a vague recol-
lection of seeing when a child: but
nobody seems able to give me any
information on the subject, and |
had concluded | must have been
mistaken. | was therefore much
interested in the letter of A. E. X.
to The Press, under heading "The
Comet of 1892 This must have
been the comet which | have an in
distinct yet positive recollection of
having seen.
Why do not the scientific writ
ers who have recently given us so
much information as to the history
OF comets. generally. have some
thing to say regarding this comet
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-18

great fire, every
disastrous flood,
every devastating
tornado, ev cry
terrible railroad
accident, every
horrifying steam
ship catastrophe
produces it's he
rOeS.
At this moment
there are thou
sands of unrecog-
n i re d h erocs
working for the
benefit Of man
kind; men who
forget self in al.
effort to benefit
others. We have
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-18
POINTS:

TURKISH recipe for disalming Albanians Chop off
their arms.
EXPREs1DENT LoUBET of France struck by an
automobile in Paris. France, it seems, has solved the
problem OF what to do with expresdents
AV1ATORS from abroad will be permitted to come
over and compete with the Wrighs at the big aviation
meet if the promoters pay royalties to the Wright broth
ers. This will alleviate any sting of defeat Indeed the
Wright brothers will do well even if they don't compete
MARQUIsE DE CHAMBRUN, sister of Nick Long
worth eleconeered for the marquis in his dnky Alpine
district and hubby elected to the chamber of depu
ties. Well, what of it, They had elected him before,
and if they could stand for marquis marquse coudn t
but improve his chances.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-18
Fun
Facts
Fiction
Froth
Fads
Fn11w

man said, "You are an optimist if
you think I can answer that ques-
ton"
Sir, your daughter has prom
Used to marry me-" said the young
man.
The devil she has," said the.
irate father.
Err beg pardon, didn't know
she had another husband" said the
confused sutton.
Billboards cover a multitude of tin
cans.
Il always start the day with a
cup of hot water" said the man who
was on a diet.
What do you put in it?" asked
the man who wasn't.
Il don't put anything into it,
was the answer; 81 put it into me-
A distressed mother wrote to ask
what to do about her daughter who
cannot keep her mouth closed.
The wo<ans page editor wrote
back advising her to teach the child
to pretend she was always smiling
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-18
Horoscope
1.-The stars incline, but do not
compel"


THURSDAY, MAY 10, 1910.
Fortune full many a door shall
Be thou prepared lest she pass
by.
On this 18Th day Jupiter is
in ecIiptic conjunction with the
Moon. Mercury is on the de-
scending node. The Moon is on
the Equator.
Jupiter and Mercury are in
benefic aspect, and Mars occu-
pies position indicating favor.
The signs point toward an ex-
ceIIent day for business. Sales
people should benefit particu-
IarIy.
New undertakings opening
new shops or places of bust
ness, removals and alterations
are all under extraordinary
bright signs.
Travel for business or pleas
ure should end we'll.
There is an omen of great
good luck for those who grant
favors.
Mercury shines brightly as
the fortunate star for all efforts
to interest the public.
There is good augury for
schools. Children started today
in courses of education should
benefit. The time is equally for
tunate for starting young per-
sons in business.
Surgeons and physicians are
under great favor.
Careless persons are In dan
ger from the unskiIIed use of
weapons, tools or machinery,
and must be cautious in ap-
preaching steep places or deep
water.
Clever and witty persons are
in danger Of saying cruel or
malicious things.
It will be wise to avoid in
diligence in food or drink in
this period.
The day should be lucky for
all concerned with foods, fire,
liquid, metals or minerals.
Persons with this birth date
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-18

are under signs that should
give them ability to do prac-
ticaI things during the twelve
month. They must cultivate re-
gard for subordinates or de-
pendents.
Children are born today. un.
der aspects that promise fear
Iessness and generosity.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-18

May IS (BULLETIND-Nod yet
(AGAIN A BULLETIN)--Id bass nod habbened
ADDITIONAL BUILETIN)-Ado becamng He
wonders why dot dond
(SOME MORE BUIETIN)-d
doddeng denseness dot i'd will nod take blaze
rafelng
tire and skidded into odde planet bese himseluf
found him hitting der cellar a
| said, der ISIS
Now hiss
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-18
HEROLSM

The dispatches tell that they moving the statue
of Decatur in Washington That is unimportan but it
makes think Of statues in general and then of heroes
Statues raised to commemorate great lives
But not all heroes hOnOred with statues. ENerY
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-18
THE COMET IN VERSE.

To allay the fears of many who
were in mortal dread of the near
approach of the famous comet of
1911, "Ettrick Shepherd" (Uas.
Hogg) wrote these beautiful lines:
TO THE COMET OF 1911.
Stranger of heaven. bid the hail!
Shred from the pail of glory
riven,
That flashes in celestial gale,
Proud penons of the King of
Heaven,
Art thou the flag of woe and death
From Angels ensign-staff un-
furled?
Art thou the standard of His wrath
Waved DER a sordid, sinful
world?
No, from that pure pelucid beam
That erst DER plains of Bethele-
hem shone
No latent evil we can deem
Bright herald of the eterna.
tnTOUe..
Whate'er portends thy front of fire,
Thy streaming lock so lovely
pale
Or peace to man, or Judgment dire,
Stranger of heaven, | bid thee
hail.
Where hast thou been these thou
sand years?
Why sought these polar paths
again,
From wilderness of glowing
spheres
To fling thy vesture DER the
vain?
And when thou scalst the milky
way
And vanisheth from human view
A thousand worlds shall hail thy
ray
Through wilds of yon empyreal
blue.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-18
MOST ANYTH|N6
Josh Wise Says

Every boy wants ter be
come a gentleman, but SC
many keep a-puttin' it off,
a-puttin' it off, an a-puttin
it off,"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-18
A HARD EXISTENCE

"His wife rules with a rod of
iron"
"Ah, understand-witha poker"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-18

DOUBLY SUCCESSFUL
How is your matrimonial bureau
doing?'
Elegantly; l haven't a single eli
ent left
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-18

If some women would lose all
their pins they would lose every
thing else they have on.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-18
THE PUBLIC SQUARE

Dedicated to free speech everything personal
quarreIs family fghts Otherwise what you think In
about 800 words and sign your
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-18

Published Spokane Co. Telegraph
furni
month. BY mail.
81 So $3.50
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of 1882? wish we might hear
further concerning it. N. w.
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The naked every day he clad
When he put on his clothes.
Goldsmith.

-GOIdSmlth.
A woman woke up her husband
at dead of night and told him a bur
gar was in the house. Il don't
want you to go after him." she ex-
planned, but | do want you to re-
member that if you find anything
missing from your pockets in the
morning, it wasn't me-"
This boy asked his father what
ar optimist is.
After thinking while the old
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-18

Teacher-What does cloth
spell?
Pupil don't know.
Teacher-What is your coat
made of?
Pupil-Father' old pants.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-10-22
4 Bit of Sicily.

'There is no Italian town more pic
turesque than the Sicilian capital, Pa
~lerTno," writes a traveller. an its port
lie crowded the queerest coasting craft
l have ever set eyes n. Sailing ships
of all rigs, their hulls painted all the
colors of the rainbow, nose up against
the quay, where mule carts, whose
drivers are shouting at the top of their
voices, wait to take away the merchan-
disc. The narrow street where the
custom house officers examine the
goods brought ashore is a place of
terrific noise. When a driver, two
clerks and two custom house officers
are discussing the contents of a bale
OF a eask 1t seems as though murder
must be committed within the next
few seconds. But somebody signs
something, the cart moves on, and ev-
erybody laughs"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-10-22
CsYnaIs That Ride.

The Bedouins decorate their baggage
caInels In the most fantastic manner.
A huge pack saddle is surmounted by
a still larger pannier, Above this
again is a sort of chair In which the
rider sits. The long strips Of leather
hanging down the sides are simply
for decorative purposes. / have seen
camels when too young to go On long
tricks being carried In these panniers,
and they are always used for the Be-
douin children.
This tribe has many quaint and curl
ous customs. Perhaps the most curl
Gus of these is the n in which
they show their esteem for certain
strangers. One evening when a young
camel had been killed for the meal I
noticed the wsmen collecting the
blood In a bowl. Then, to my aston
ishment, they started painting my
camels on the necks and tanks with
the blood. ~Unknowingly / was the
recipient Of the greatest honor that
can be paid a stranger. The blood
dried ON and remained for a long
time, acting Is a talisman among all
the Sherarat tribe.-Douglas Carru-
theirs in Wide World Magazine.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-10-22
The sulL Snake.

The bull snake, a species of pine
snake, inhabfts the shady pine woods
along the Atlantic coast from New Jer-
sey to Florida, but other species are
found almost everywhere except In
New England The bull snake is quite
harmless, but IS 9 powerful construct
or. 1t lays eggs and feeds upon birds,
rodents and eggs. 1t swallows an egg
whole, and after the egg has passed
a few inches down the throat-where
1t forms a large swelling-the serpent
lifts its head, e~leyates Its back and
exerts a downward pressure until the
shell breaks. Owing TO d curious con
strietion Of its epiglottis It's hiss Is so
loud and so wen sustained as to re
semble the sound of redhot iron being
plunged in water. The maximum
lengfh Of these snakes is seven and a
half feet. Their color Is white, with
the exception Of TIE head ard back,
the FORMER being spottd black and the
Wide hS Magazine.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-10-22
ITALIAN MISSION TO
BE CLOSED TOMORROW

The open mission that has been
held at the Italian Church of the
Most Holy Rosary, in Barclay street,
during the past week, will come to a
close at 1890 O'Clock tomorrow
night, with the papal blessing. Rev.
Francisco Costeifano, an apostoIate
priest, of Brooklyn, who has been
conducting the mission, will hear
confession today from 2 O'Clock this
afternoon until lie o'clock tonight.
There will be three masses said to-
morrow at 1880, 9 and 1915 O'Clock.
The mass at 8 O'Clock will be in
English, for the children that will
attend. The last mass will be a SOL
emR high mass. The new Italian
band VIII play In front of the church
before the service tomorrow and at
the services in the church. The
choir will render special music.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-10-22
PERSONAL.

James Donnley, of Staten Island, is
at the home of friends in State street,
today.
Thomas Costello, of Center street, is
unable to leave is home owing to i'll
ness.
Miss Helen Hanson, of Gordon
street, has returned home after visiting
friends in New Brunswick for several
days.
Miss Gladys Beauvais, of T~ottenville,
spent this morning with friends in this
city.
Miss Jeanette Henry, of Long Island,
is being entertained by friends in Fay
cite street for several days.
John McDonough, of Plainfield, visit
ed friends in Fayette street Wednesday
night.
Thomas Higgins, of Plainfield, has re
turned home after spending several
DAYS with friends in Fayette street.
The condition of Eugene Kress, of
Front street, who was operated upon
for appendicitis at the city hospital yes
terday is much improved today.
Mr.. and Mrs. John j. Harper and son
Verson, of Bayonne, are spending the
week end as the guest of Mr.. and Mrs,
Edward j.. Mccormick, in Market
street.
Rev. James L, Lancaster, of Rector
street, has returned home after a trip
of several weeks at Farmdale, Va.
Mrs. Thomas Burke, of Stapleton, s.
l., spent yesterday as the guest of Mr..
and Mrs. John J. Deveny, in New
Brunswick avenue.
Mrs. Charles Peterson, of Staten Is
land, was entertained at he home of
Mrs. Albert f. Alehin, is Rector street
yesterday.
Charles Hinkle a student at Lafayette
College is at the home of his parents, in
Washington street over the weekend.
Miss Hazel Ashley, Of BDklyR, is at
the home of friends in Washington
street for several days.
Mr. and Mrs. Charles d. Olsen, of,
3s4 Park avR We. are the parents ofl
a baby girl n
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-10-22

Sir Ernest Cassel was persona grata
with King Edward VII. AS a matter
of fact there was a curious and strik-
ing resemblance between the back
view of the late king and that of Sir
Ernest. 1t was 50 pronounced that the
great fnancier was known among his
friends as windsor Castle"
There is a good story and a true one
told In connection with this. 1t hap
pened at a garden party at Windsor
castle. A well known peer of the realm
was strolling about when, as he
thought, he spotted Sir Ernest sitting
In a chair. Going toward him on tip
toe, he gave him a resounding smack
on the shoulder.
"Hello, old Windsor Castlep he cried,
How are your"
The occupant of the chair, startled,
turned around. It was King Edward,
who, unaware of Sir Ernests nick
name, was for a time exceedingly
vexed at this undue liberty. However,
when the circumstances were ex-
planned TO him he enjoyed the joke
hugely.-London NJ. A. z.