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The Hawaiian gazette., 1910-09-06
VIA, i waterman doIpg at ihs brewery


They telling story Of law travelling
between The Islands armed with who Honolulu
be didn't like Whereupon the made bump into
picking and the other reaated having
him arrested for interfering with an officer the discharge Of his duties on
the high But the Honolulu man was wise and took the cheap insults
although he has forgotten the incident The affair created
creating much
$ now The language o insurgents
Judge Edings has him new hat in which he might be taken either for
Professor Lydcker or the Reverend westervet
Trent member commission threw
residence proposition merely
because number of windwnrd sand lots lands
for
something times
EACH f politics Tren idea Judge Andde seconded Trents motion
reconsider the KawaoA proposition after had been understood that
for nothing else The change of base would be joke ddn look so
much like politics
They Percy dayman in
Isles He whtewashes the trunks of
of the daiman product there has been quite demand for
Ponds Extract
Did see Sam Damon when he smlei
smiling question is
naturally and
it is mighty Servieeae thing in all moments life Now Our Sam smiles
altogether matter habit but because he has through long Practise
acquired smiling disposition Whether he laughs or not not on record
SAM Damon S fnancer of credit and renOwn
A smiling banker exc is he of Honolulu
He smiles when taking the doubt,
But Damon also deigns to smile when paying money out
And still he "tales smle and here the moral lies:
TO gives more blessed than to take " Damon tesfs
"And asleep
words, my Alfonso
ga nme proves
" seter when matches Hi sentiment
ecrey quoted The Write Honorable
English section in said and winds brief article The Adver
still asleep He JOsher Bfm 'arrved HO secretly by Sunday
Oaudine.''
'secrety ye gods of Hlo rain and Afonsorn lumberl
will continue which
name being interpreted means ga buned arrow"
H&
turning
the leaves the advertising section live
by do
another
thing photograph opera
starines; home complete without a music box,
piano automobile; which shall smells
!; An autoharp OF a
safety safety
d filling pen safety bicycle o a safety pint
commodity, speaks
otherwise for public deene for cleanliness is next to gOdj but
everybody advertingH Probably
Evidently different
While
life there's Honolulu sometimes whewash with apologies
n o poitcians).
of
lie to be monOpoized
har-tOncs, pay
ID attention. lovely
PATIENCE
Id semtrOpc foliage Cohen and oNu wouldn't
ne able o hair without spelling their wigs.
there
your aog perfume diamonds credi
Haw wealth. according Treasurer Coning
have all the eonng we can do right these Islands whon
having to ends away
id probably little AOhaand where poi
peppers grow 49,
habit prohib
ms ton slipped the last plebiscte.
However, advertise most anything, except sins
~
II IT
The Hawaiian gazette., 1910-09-06

Architects Ripley and Reynolds, who
drew the plans for the y NJ, @. A,
building 20 be erected, are expected on
tha LuFline tomorrow, They bring the
plans with them and bids will be called
for as soon as possible II Is expected
that the work win 80 90 local eontTae'
tors nf D, " Hand physical director
m the amaoIailopi u ilso expected on
ihe fieamef
The Hawaiian gazette., 1910-09-06
SURE CURE FOR DIARRHoEA.

An ordinary attack of diarrhoea may
be cured by a single dose Of Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy Only in the more severe cases
Is a second or third dose required. Try
II. IL has a reputation Of over thirty
FIVE wears behind II and is everywhere
recognized as the most reliable remedy
ia use for diarThoea. For sale by all
dealers. Benson, Smith & Co. agents
for Hawaii.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1910-09-06
All the Worlds a Show !;
Some Pay Their Entrance
And Others Use a Pass.

-
'Boyi"
oYesirln
a boxes of Scarab cigarettes"
When Bns had received his Gigs and box
the pnnks into his Bysander
and write is without Daios dom Won l uit@ stt S ys gS y
proposition
vacation salayf''
be polite lied penetration
Breckns perceived that was lying for has sweet sake He offered
me one of his alleged cigarettes which managed to refuse without offending
him, the simultaneously reaching cigar
Rawins had inadvertently left on BrekOns' desk
Why queried Breck,
Department.
recognize Marshal Hendy the HEAD this department.
o a without brainsi"
After getting through bung BreEons his the
stOOn removed his left leg from its resting the
u AtOeyGenen which lying his desk remarked "N
Byander-I call MI, nOtFsince observing
will benefit the public with
wonderful detective of the aforesaid Hend"
before why repeats
"Yesar,"
"Beg U s. Marshal Hendy to awake and approach"
cracking his knues and waving his fingers after the manner of real
sherlock Holmes Bekons threw Hendry into still esp' and e'od
Trembling
a Chinese said smoking He smoking smoke
The smoke from pipe and that's pipe either He smoking DOPE
that's the straight He's smoking hop brewery regular
a Wen him.
another Hendy head "whore he' he asked
his official deum aided and See by Beeon H'adry described the
hop wit; smoking opium
BreokOus pressed pressed
wondered nay,
pressing
fasonaby
pressing
nings that there would be bust
left support the federal for months
presto attention. Again BGeeons waved his syensal hand and
cracked his knucks Hnd sn deeper than
is ordinarily the
do sect" asked Breckon
I something that the should know nothing about said
"what iti' Hndry haltngy
told Again the buttons pressed and there several convictions
system puts Hendry sleep Hendry
champion earvOyn when he is asleep anything that
where
Attorneys
should be remembered that Hend is the HEAD of the
though Bkns the BRAINS least he refuses admit he
which the thing
the way, Beck if he is fred out of his job h
apply a position a newspaper
He would make a dandy cub reporter.
arst would be "soeety."
HHEHE
This talk of Bueh Waterman and others using the brewery for lOdgin
tapi running plunge
faeewash in beer beer shampoo
Have you rheardte ell of the Brewery HOte'
they high and its service is swell
o Buchly and apply admission,
But be sure, first of all you are strict prohibition
There you battle in a bnthub o'uaowing with BOOZE
you can't be a unless Democratic,
For Bartlett and Buehy are most 'rstoeraie
When election comes round these boys win be found
Ensouced IN luxurious quarters i IN bound
pefypg contentious, oehewng conventions
And gathering the district
Tho brewery expected to have voice in The pdmonHe'
The real charge against Andrews dummy
llrsy bic Trust into he haa, Of e enemies Of The Republican party
special rates insurgfptt
e'aly ,sd msl5 Bartlett p'u gaD.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1910-09-06

They telling law, travelling a
between Islands with Honolulu
De didn't like Wcreupn the fat made bump into
man he ddn like with the
and the other eiated having
interfering with officer the discharge Of his duties
and insults
forgotten the incident The affair
fkih actions Of the the law
crentinr much nmnsem
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

But as the money cannot be handled
by the eminent hnanciers who claim
to have paid $4,000 for white-washing
a conduit. and whose blunders-on high
authority-has cost 100000, the paper
opposes the proposition.
Possibly the party drivers are con-
templating another bond Issue Public
money In the hands OF INSCRIPTIONS
party manipulators comes in handy at
election time. In that case the organ
would naturally advise against borrow
ing money now for school purposes,
since it knows there Is limit even TO
the endurance and patience OF the peo-
pie that like the slaves OF ancient
Egypt, are made TO carry the burdens
II does not expect the taxpayers to
consent TO bond issue every Blk
months.
II opposed the million dollar issue
during the Morris administration
though that was needed for the en-
Iargcment Of the water system, hoping
TO delay it long enough to be able to
give It's own party credit for II. IL
takes similar position now. Unless
the credit can be givon TO It's own
crowd il Will consent to no bond issue.
even for educational purposes. And
that greedy. narrow minded and hypo-
critical position Is supposed to be rep
rcscntatlve of the party for which the
organ claims TO speak.
II there is any purpose for which a
bond Issue can be asked for with good
conscience It is for the education OF
the youth. And we venture to say
that this is a matter OF common con-
sent. II. therefore. the proposition
does not meet with general favor at
this time, II is for the simple reason
that the manlpulators or the "Ameri-
cam party have ovorburdened the
people with taxation almost to the
verge of oppression. and that they are
afraid OF any further addition to the
load. no matter how apparently small.
The people generally are willing to sac
rihce a great deal for their children.
and they are making considerable sac
rlhces for their education. There Is
no lack OF interest In the high school.
but for all that the vote on the bond
may not turn out favorably.
II so. the American" party financlers
must bear the blame.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

''I suppose there never was more
dramatic moment at national conVen-
ton than that OF midnight before inc
day of the nomination OF Bon1dmln
Harrison for president, by the Repub-
licans In 1885" So said former Unit
ed States Senator Warner Miller 10
me, when he WAS in one of his reminis-
cent moods. few years ago.
"You doubtless will remember" Sen
ator Miller continued, that there was
a good deal of talk in the newspapers
at the time OF the convention about the
Big Four who We're called the lead
ers of the New York delegation. That.
l suppose, was because two of those
men had been In the federal senate
and 1t was pretty certain that the 9TH
er two, II the Republicans were sue
cessful. would be chosen members OF
that body, Those men were Chauncey
NJ Dcpew, Thomas c, Platt. Frank
Hiscock and myself, Platt and my
self had been senators. Depew and
Hlscock were to be elected to the SEN
ate at later date.
you may also remember that the
Now York delegation had been advised
TO offer the name OF Chauncey NJ, De-
pew to the convention as New Yorks
candidate for the presidential nomina-
ton. The contest was going to be an
open field although tho two prominent
candidates were Senator w. b. Allison
OF Iowa, and Mr Depew. while there
were some who thought that 1t would
be possible to nominate James G..
Blaine.
But We of the Big Four knew that
Mr.. Blaine would not be nominated,
since his personal friends had been in
formed that he would not be n candi-
date We had strong hopes that we
would be able to nominate Depew, but
we knew that, II that were impossible,
we would be able to dictate the noml-
nation.
The midnight before the nomina-
tions were to be made, we met, somc-
what gloomily. in the room OF the New
York delegation at the hotel, because
1t was apparent that there would be
swift concentration against Dcpew by
delegates representing some OF the
Western states. In case there was dan
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19
A HOUSE OF GOVERNORS.

The governors OF thirty states are
now gathered In Washington for tho
purpose OF discussing problems of the
states and the nation. Utah Is aoiy
represented by Governor Spry.
This congress is II remarkable gath
erlnS. In IL the chief executives OF the
states meet to exchange views In Il
non-partlsan spirit, on the problems oil
tho day. 1t is something new In the
history or the country. and, standing
by the cradle OF this newborn niont
among American institutions, We can
only turn TO the future with the qucs'
tion: What Will II bring with regard
To this child OF American freedoms
Will II live and develop? No one could
have forcsccn, during the reign or
Henry III. that the great council would
evolve into great parliament with
popular representation. and perhaps
become the prototype Of the parma
ment OF man. No one can. at this tine'
foresee what the congress of governors
NAV mean to the future of this coun-
try.
Mr.. william George Jordan, IN
little pamphlet takes the view that TINS
gathering marks a new epoch In our
political history He holds that the
growing Capitalization of power tho
shifting status of states rights and the
lack OF uniform laws are three weak
yoipts in our system OF government 10
find n cure the author. the pamphlet
states, sent in February, 1907 to Presi-
dent Roosevelt and to the governors oi
the country. advance proofs OF
panphlet on new Idea In American
noI,tgcs II was the institution oil
nav House. n new representation OF
thc people and Of the states to secure
uniform legislation on those questions
wherein the Federal government coulu
NOT act because of Constitutional umi-
tatlon. The plan proposed was the or
yanization of the House OF Governors
ia meet annually to discuss vital aues-
tions affecting the welfare oil the
states.
II ia more than likely that the House
of Governors will become n permanent
institution.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19
WAR UPON THE SALOON.

Al the time. we called attention TO
,h. declaration of war made by the
Labor leaders. at Toronto. last NoVen-
her against the saloon. The IresoS-
terisn Department of Church ana In
bor has row issued pamphlet con-
tanning newspaper articles and com
r,onts on the stand taken by represen-
tatlyes of labor unions on the Saloon
oucstlon. and X Is refreshing to note
how general Is the appreciation
And why should not labor make war
nnon the saloon? As the Toronto
Globe remarks: The labor leaders OF
America study economies first hand
and at short range. They know right
we'll that the work of the saloon IL 10
weaken tho muscle, to dehlc the pioou'
10 make unsteady the nerve, ana 10
becloud the brain. They know. too, that
the worlingman who spends money In
the saloon has less money with which
10 buy food and clothes and nome
for his family. Knowing this, they ana
their men with them say In the frank
est and most rcsolute tone that the
time is come when the labor move
ment and the liquor traffic must take
opposite sides. stand divorced from
each other and never meet except for
war to the knife. with every knife to
the hilt.'
Some apologlsts for the saloon tell
US that there should be no war upon
that demoralizing institution, as 1t Is
necessary to have places OF tempta-
ton in order to make virtue all the
more vlrtuous They tell us that man
must be free and that there can be
no freedom except whore there is an
opportunity to transgress. They admit
that temperance, and even total alb
stinence, Is Il good thing for body and
soul, IL there are plenty OF saloons In
sight. but not otherwise. In other
words. they tell US that II they can
only erect plenty OF saloons, and 9TH
er hell-holes along the principal streets
and thoroughfarcs. they will be very
pleased to see you and your children
pass them by.
The hypocriteS. They know human
nature, They know the allurement of
sin. They know the forco OF habit and
example. They know that all they
need TO do is to display their wares
and human weakness VIII do the rest
OF course, those who are strong can
withstand temptation. but not so those
who are weak. And for their sake
those who are strong should Join this
warfare upon the saloon and drive II
out OF business, If possible
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19
NOTHING But HYPOCRISY.

The hypocrisy OF the so-called Amer
lean organ. is very well displayed
again In Its opposition to the proposed
Issue of bonds for a high school II
pretends to base that opposition on tho
alleged fact that 1t cannot trust the
School board.
But the only reason for the stand II
takes Is this that the members of the
School board are not the creatures OF.
and not controlled by the Tribune
party bosses II they were. the paper
would howl for bonds as a hungry
wolf for lamb. II would denounce the
Church for alleged Indifference to edu-
cation. and all It's pages again with
all manner Of falsehoods in order to
make Its dupes believe that unless the
bonds are voted the American"
home will tumble and become a ruin,
and the country itself Will not survive
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19
MARTYRS OF PROGRESS.
New York World.

The death of Leon Delagrange is
another fatility marking the path OF
progress. 1t Is world history that
pioneers OF every sort take their lives
in their hands. The discovery of
America. the opening up of Africa,
the finding of the North Pole. the lift
ing of the veil of Thibet and the con-
quest OF the air. all have added to the
record of the brave men who persisted
In efforts to give their fellow-men
greater knowledge. Delngrange's
death is the nth In eighteen months
among the daring aviators who hnyo
been making pathways In the sky.
Thrice before. this holder of the speed
records In the air. had been near
death through accidents. yet each
time escaped. Yet tho wonder is not
that so many but that so few have
been killed In aeroplanes.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

Judging from the impatIcnce OF Mr..
Mulvey displayed in the City council
meeting on Monday. that gentleman
was not consulted when the upper
house OF that body got together and
decided in behalf of the council, to
spend s25.Oo0 for the enlargement Of
the surplus canal. How that over
sight came to DO made Is not easily
explained since Mulvey by virtue Of
his chosen calling ought to be one Of
the most important members in the
American" house OF lords. 1t Is 10
be hoped that the mistake will not oc-
cur again.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

, ger of his nomination. But 1t re-
maincd for Depew to authorize US to
withdraw his namc. We could not,
In fairness, do It without his consent
So l turned to Depew.
Woll Depew,' 1 asked what is
your advice? We must act now, IL
VIC are going to have any influence In
the convention tomorrow
Il shall never forget the serious
manner and the fine dignity which
Depew showed while turning over my
question In his mind, At last he said
They tell me that the western
states are against my nomination. be-
cause l am a railroad man. 1 think
that Is strange. In view of the fact
that. while l am q railroad man. and
as such friendly with hundreds of
thousands of employees. the majority
OF whom, l am sure, will vote for me,
l am for that reason obnoxious to
Republicans. and particularly obnoxi-
Gus to the Iowa Republicans
They tell me that, IL I am nominated,
Iowa Will be lost because that state
VIII not support any man connected
with railways. Well. / accept that
dictum. But II Iowa win not support
railroad man, it is only fair that
the railroad man and his friends shall
not support Iowa Therefore, It is my
opinion that the New York delegation
should not swing Its support to Sena-
tor Allison. man as he Is. 1 am in
favor of concentrating our support
upon General Ben Harrison
instantly. we all took that view"
continued Mr.. Miller I'm an hour we
had conferences with the friends of
General Harrison, who was an eX-
tremely dark horse whom the conven-
ton met. By four o'clock in the morn
Ing we had our lines perfected. and
had the satisfaction. within few
hours, of seet!ng General Ben Har-
rison nominated. by the aid of the New
York delegation.
General Harrison knew to whom
he was indebted for his nomination"
continued the senator, land I don't
think am violating any condolences
now in saying that he offered the
state department to MT. Depew, who
was compelled to decline 1t for busi-
ness reasons"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19
NOT DEGRADED.
proper

In reply to the antl-"Mormon"
charge that womanhood Is degraded
In the church, we quote the following
from the chronological journal OF
November. 1870. which contains COM
ments on the passage of the woman
suffrage bill by the Utah legislature in
that year:
Utah Is a land OF maryels. Sho
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

gives US. first, Dolyg1my. which seems
10 be an outrage on womanS rights.
and then offers the nation a female
suffrage bill, ut this time in fu1 forco
within her own borders. Wos thero
ever a greater anomaly known In tho
history OF society? The women OF
Utah hold political power today. They
arc the first In the Nation To whom
the functions OF the state have been
extended. and IL IL just as consistent
TO look for n female member OF Con-
gross from Utah as a member OF Con-
gress sent to Washington by the
womens vote"
That the women OF Utah. who
have been considered Representatives
Of womanhood In its degradation should
suddenly be found on the same plat
form with John Stuart Mil and his
sisterhood. IL truly a matter for
nstonlshment And. moreover. when
we look upon the Mormon Kingdom
OF God" as the Saints denominate IL,
as the first nationality In the world
which has granted to woman political
power and created her the chief part
OF the state as well as the Church.
one cannot but confess TINT the Nor
mons in this have stolen a march upon
their bcttcrs."
This is not from a Mormon" source.
Those who today rage against the
Latter-day Saints for the alleged rca-
son that they teach anything degrad-
ing to women. are at least forty years
behind their time. They are demon
strating their inability to appreciate
anything good that may come from
Nazareth. as well as their unfalrness.
and they are therefore not entitled
to any consideration whatever, least
OF all by the women to whom they
appeal for applause by their fallacious
augmentation.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19
PUTTING 1T UP TO WILSON.
Brooklyn Eagle

Secretary Wilson finds that the
farmer Is not getting the high prices
food stuffs and he will look into the
matter and report VIII he favor us
by organizing a Wiley squad of ole
margarine eaters and report If Is
cent ncar-butter OF that order pro-
duces tho same sort OF feeling In the
human breast etc. and II II yields
just as much fat and heat as so cent
butter?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19
Certainly Not Present.

II WAS In one of the colored schools
Of Baltimore, and the teacher was an
Inexperienced one. There WAS talking
among the little negroes before her
Il want absolute silence" she said
severely.
Still the talking continued.
"I want absolute silence" she re-
peated again.
AT the third demand ono very small
girl spoke up boldly.
"Assalute Silence amt hyar." she
said. she's got dc toofachc."
pincotts Magazine
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

A Frankfort dispatch says that Dr.
Cook is at sanitarlum in Heidelberg,
A Heidelberg dispatch says that he
cannot be found at any sanitarium
thore or In the vicinity. The fact Is
that Cook is harder TO find than n
needle In a haystack.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19
JUST FOR FUN.
Yielding to the Majority.

A philadelphia physician, In declar-
ing that insanity was frequently pro-
ductive OF sound logic tempered by
Wit, told the story OF patient he once
mot in an asylum.
lie came across this patient while
strolling through the grounds, and
stopping. spoke TO him. After a brief
conversation on conventional topics
the physician said:
Why arc you herc?"
Simply a difference of opinion" re-
piled the patient. II said all men
were mad. and all men said [ was
mad-and the majority won."-Llp-
plncott's.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

money to another concern in which he
was Interested and which also has
gone to the wall When bank Prcsi-
dent becomes deeply interested In
something else than his bank he
generally assumes a risk similar to
that which Is taken by married man
who begins to lead n double life.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-01-19

VIII anyone charge Cardinal Gibbons
with Interfering" In politics because
he says that he Is persuaded that our
high tariff has a great deal to do
with the exhorbltnnt cost of things
necessary for household and life7"