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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-24
What Would You Buy-AutOs, Candy or a
Baseball Team-If You Had Million!

would buy aud furnish "a house
Ethel CLARK "a wco Eirl Who lives
lat FIfth av and Noaler way would
ra fn shows Hho would bus some
clothes. too. she thought and spend
the rest OF bee million Visiting NOV
Ing picture shows
- wish u would come true.
said Tiny FlH when the play
you had a million game was over
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-24

Editor Seattle Star wish 20
tcli YOU that WIN Humphrey came
hero 20 speak last night and got the
worst frost any man ever received
bat Mf or seven tn hear him
and be- would NOT speak. bat lcfi
Tor Seattle. stopping here bat five
minutes Poludcxtcr 81 tho man
here From a former supporter ~
Humphrey Please mention This In
your uoxi paper From sab.
srribcf ~ The Star r. d.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-24

W 3 changed
employ of che United state
killers uu1h'
preparations Here Is the si and
IL 70 contained poison
Mrs winslews Soothing Syrup" contains morphine a"ph'
"Chdrcn's Comfort" contains morphine sulphates
Faheys Compound contains morphine SUI
phase
Fahrnys Tebns Syrup" contains morphine and ehoro
morphine.
Anodyne morphine sulphae
Anodyne contains morphine ny
droehoride.
"Jadways elixir contains eodein.
Soothing Syrup" contains heroin.
sabys morphine suiphate.
Anoayne contains morphine suPhate
Ind hydrae
Powders contain powdered
Relief ehloreorm and eonHsba inSea
you giving any baby reading This
the bahy sill and suffer The
that have unoccnty
nearly baby Hui
a disappear viii
repair done.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-24

IN some cities the police nsoi.
trate 10 presented with a psl, ~
white gloves when there Il nos !
single criminal case before N.
court.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-24

LADY Andy IN England. has Give.
$4,000 70 establish an slsb,s
passenger service between Lons.r
and Paris.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-24
STAR DUST

'rpf - seems 10 Dc LETTING N
DIE good resolutions Slip" ="
f'a Dr. Backs sand Tor HE n..
luton track. 'e'o-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-24

A mans own conscience IL hls
sole tribunal and be should care ~
more for that phantom opinion
Than he should fear meeting ghon
" he cross the churchyard a. datk
--Lytton
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-24

The New York fire dsoa,,..
plans 70 use automobile frs s,o $500
and trucks. GUS
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-24

Mo'orboats are being used "a,
fishing ia Scotland
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-24

Betting is a fools arguments,
sou lose.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-24

In the EditOr'SM Mail

readers Will be- printed hia column
sufficient Interest You about
anything anybody long personal malice your
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-24

Negro slavery on Portuguese
cocoa plantations In Angola. ksnsa.
has been smelioratea slightly By
British intervention.
You needn't think you're 70 hot
said the South Sea ISLANDER. Eve
got English blood ia my Fslaa
too"
Indeed" said the visitor. "Hov
noT
Ny ancestors ale a mlAslonarY.'
Was the prisoner execBiedf-
No. The prisoner vas hung. Tie
sentence vas executed"
Various groups o. the British Pa.
cifie Islands are 20 be eonnse,en By
wireless.
Hickory Corner Whisperinea
Charlie HnskIns Is planning u
take his family 70 the Panama EXPO
siiiuu ln 1915.
Born. "a Bud Jordan. an eight
pound boy Buds Wffe is Going
nicely.
The international exposition a
5Hboa. Spain. in 1912, is to COS,
81 .2so. 900.
Any man can tel lie. but Il takes
a successful liar 10 prove the trriA
Of a.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-24

The Candidhic-Can I ooaut on
sou 10 vote Tor me for aldcfwomau
tomorrow
Tho Conaii,uoni-rd Ike 10 40
much. dear. bat nay drrmmakrr
hasn't got my spring election Coz.
tune done
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-24

What fools sheep are" ereis,...
No" wife. who was readlng hi.
sheep follow The leader even II =
death %
Yes lamb. responded bubby =,
srnimiudedly.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-24

g waa seven months since be- bad
taken bath
The busn Frirrlcd TAG advised
against a. There's vampire ln
that uatrr" b. said. shaking ats
haarY head
bpt Dick went overheard al ihe
same The Watcr looked 30 green
aud peaceful just af this moment
a triangular black obier, appeared
above the surface sliding toward
him
= wonder shat that ias muir.
INJURED Dick
lt Wan remarked on board that fir
che first time Dick Hlnuscie wasn't
on hand when the Egug waa doled
uuf.
fTho End
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-24

Any man can tell lie. but Il takes
a successful liar TO prove the trulA
Of u.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-24

The international exposition a
5Hboa. Spain. in 1912. is to COS;
81 .2so. 900.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-24

The earliest coinage that can be
called American was struck off In
Massachusetts In fss2.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-24
STENOGRAPHIC BUSINESS PRACTICE

This Il something entirely new-never
offered before to stenographic students.
u Is modern, practical. not make-belleye.
Fifteen hundred dollars has been OK.
pended on the department now and all
upto-date office devices are being ia.
stalled A special teacher has been EN-
ployed 70 take full charge Of the work.
We handle the circular letters and adyer.
Using business Of large firms. Having
received this training the student can go
directly Into the most exacting positions
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-24

Nuv mon cried the gallant cap.
tain fiEhi Ike herp-s tili your am.
munitions gone. then run for pour
Hfea' A. ! arm slightly lame. lW
start now
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-24
INVESTIGATE
GRADUATION

One hundred and thirty-Seyen
young people were placed by us in
positions OF trust during the past
year.
Our diploma means what it says.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-24
SEATTLE BUSINESS COLLEGE
BOOKKftPtRS' OFFICE PRACTICE

Equipment Is complete IN every depart
ment Corporations are organized their
books opened and closed. business papers
used With all property bought and sold
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-24

Was the prisoner execBiedf-
EMO. the prisoner vas hung TIE
sentence vas executed
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-08-24

Top floor OF the Northern Bank
Building, Fourth and Pike.
A twentieth century building.
steel, concrete, fireproof and sani-
tary.
The present college home was de-
signed and arranged at large expense
especially for the
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22
Murderer Breaks Jail

Geddes-Shepard Parker, who MUIR
dered an Indian by the name of
James Filioia in a drunken brawl
at Lake Andes over a week ago. broke
Jail at Lake Andes Sunday night and
escaped and has not yet been appre-
hended by the officers who are on
his trail. A sister of the murdered
man and the county have combined
and have published a reward of 500
for his capture. Parker has a mixture
Of negro and Mexican blood ard Is
described az about 35 years or age, 8
feet 10 inches high and weighing $50
pounds, blue eyes and dark brown
hair and mustache. He committed the
crime during an alteration with
Felicia over a game of cards, which
they and two others were engaged in
on Sunday night, September 4, and he
stabbed his victim to death with a
knife.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22
Question of Eligibility

Pierre-Whether J.. II. Hetley of
Day county, can hold the office Of
superintendent Of schools without
t~iicate, is the question which has
been presented to the supreme court
o fthe state by II. H. Potter, a form
er representative of the legislature
from that county. The decision will
be due about September q when an
order Is made returnable 10 show
cause why the county auditor of Day
county should not be prevented from
placing the name of Hetley on the
ballot as the republican nominee.
This is the rirst time that the ques-
ton has been raised under the pres
ent law. Under a former law pc tain
ing to the eligibility of candid ties for
superintendent ii was stip lated In
general terms that the cand date must
have a valid certificate, bat the stat
ute was not enforced because of ad-
mitted errors In the act.
Hetley held the Office two terms I'M
der the operation of the former law,
when he was succeeded by another
man. His successor was not popular
and at the recent primaries HetleY de-
feated him by a decisive vote. Hetley
is not the possessor of the requisite
cert ficate, and the question al es
whether a voter has the right to stop
the election of a candidate duly nomi-
mated, even though he NAV later be
found to be disqualified for the Office.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22
STATES COMMISSIONER
Pure Foods and Drugs Commissioner
Makes Annual Report

VermilIion-Dr. Cook, state food and
drug commissioner, has just made hi:
annual report to Governor Wesley fol-
the year ending June 80, 1910.
1t comprises 15S ty rewritten pages.
The following are some of the lead
ing features of the report:
/. The commissioner has recon-
mended the enactment of three new
laws. (a) Publicity Law, requiring al
official papers in the state to publish
the bulletins Of analyses sent out by
the commission. (b) He has recon-
mended the enactment of a Clean Food
or Sanitary Inspection Law. This
would be a very important law, re-
curing grocers to protect foods on
sale from dust and flies. 1t is well
known that through the avenue OF
both dust and flies several diseases
are communicated, the most prOmi-
nent of which are tuberculosis and
typhoid fever. 1t is only recently that
we have begun to realize that more
deaths occur in this country every
year on account of the formerly sup
posed innocent fly than are caused
by all the wild beasts of the jungle
of India and Africa combined. 1t is
high time, therefore, nat something
was being done in South Dakota, as
has been done in several other S ates.
(c) A Net Weight Law, requiring the
net weight to be placed on all pack
ages of foods for the purpose Of pre-
venting deception and fraud.
2. The commissioner recommends
- -,Ir+a ,,A;,I sla-Aa-A l., 4In ANNA
priation in order to be able to enforce
all of the laws now upon the statute
books. There are two or three i'm
portant laws with which the comm s.
sion has been able to do nothing on
account of the lack Of funds.
8. A complete list of the bulletins
issued during the year are included in
the report.
4. The report OF the analyses OF
foods and drugs on sale in the state.
Over nine-hundred samples have been
analysed in the laboratory, includ ng
canned goods, olives. pickles, catsup,
salmon, oysters, j~ellies, Jams pre-
serves, syrups, beverages, dried fruits,
food colors, peanut butter, -four saus-
age, mince meat, mushrooms, chewing
gum, extracts, vinegar, water, SPICES,
linseed oil, paint, stockfoods, etc. 1t
is found that II per cent of the foods
on sale have passed our law and that
90 per CEN are illegal. In case OF
drugs, however, the condition is not
so favorable as out Of 276 drugs anal
yzed only 107 were found to be pass
able. This is the first systematic
work on the analysis of drugs under
taken in South Dakota, and it is eX-
pected that in another year conditions
will be very much improved. Several
parties were prosecuted during the
year for selling adulterated fools and
drugs.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22
Three Old Timers

Beresford-An incident OF more
than passing interest recently oc-
Cured here, when by the merest
chance three men who formed a PAR
ty which worked as harvest hands,
about forty-ive years ago, met here
and enjoyed a reunion. During a
meeting of old pioneers, Kirk Collins
told of having worked his ia hers
farm near Richland. this county. n
1865. 1t was before the grasshopper
days and crops were good.
He stated further that he paid the
then unprecedented wages Of 81 per
day to five men whom he engaged to
bind on the old-fashioned reaper.
At this point in the remarks of Mr..
Collins, George Sinclair interrupted
him by declaring that he was one of
the Ave men referred to. Elmer Sew.
ard, who also was present. and heard
the remarks of Mr.. Collins, declared
that he was another, and j. Z. Sim
clair made the third.
That three out of five harvest hands
who worked together forty-five years
ago should meet in this unexpe ted
manner made the reunion of unusual
interest.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22
MODEL is
The School Children Will View Model
of General BeadIe Statue

Sioux Falls-Sculptor Webster yes
terday finished the plaster model of the
Beadle statue, upon which he has
been working, in the basement of the
high school building, and an oppor-
tunity is to be given the school chill
dren of Sioux Falls to see the finished
model, before it is shipped TO Mr..
Webster's studio in Westield, Conn,
where the statue Is to be carved in
stone.
Yesterday Mr.. Webster arranged
with Superintendent Mcdonald of the
city schools and DR.. G.. A. Pettigrew,
president of the school board, to
show the model to the school children
of the city, and the afternoon of
Thursday and Friday of this week, will
be set apart for the visit of the pu-
pills, the hours for the different
schools to call at the high school
building and see the work OF a t, to
be arranged by Mr.. Mcdonald and the
teachers of the different rooms.
Parents of the children are invited
to accompany the pupils on the visit
to the high school building.
Saturday forenoon is to be set apart
for the general public to inspect the
statue and on Saturday afternoon Mr..
Webster will have for his guests, in
viewing the plaster model. a number
of the prominent men of the CIV and
state, who will be especially invited
to call at the studio at that hour and
inspect the statue with a view Of
gaining knowledge which will help in
the making Of the Bishop Hare statue
when that time comes.
The plaster model will be shipped
from Sioux Falls on Monday.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22
Standardization.

Religion should be native. II
should be concrete and applicable.
Religion is the natural expression Of
living, net a set Of actions or OF hab-
its. or a posture Of the mind added TO
the daily life. The type OF religioa,
therefore. Is conditioned on the kind
OF nviEg. raad Observation-Disclosures
conditioned. In its turn, very large
ly on the physical and economic eff
~fectiveness OF lige. The religion OF
the open country should run de,p into
the indigenous AFFAIRS Of the open
country.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS AL the stair

Observation-Disclosures at the state
college of agriculture and mechanic
arts will begin on Tuesday the
goth, and from present indicat oas
there will be a large attendance. The
athletic field has been made over ana
a new sraadstand and fence cree ed
A $4,000 dairy experiment barn. u /
completed Is acknowledged to be the
most modern production ia the no tn
west. II IS 4Gxfs1s- two stories fi-h
and has two silos of leo tons each
and 10 fitted with modern machinery
for milking and feeding. also for driv.
ing cream separators and feed cutting
machinery.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

Pierre-On a hearing before Judge
Boucher yesterday the temporary
restraining order to prevent the
county commission of Stanley coun-
ty paying County Judge Dinsmore
81, 1000 q year was dissolved. This
leaves the situation just where il
was 3. the opaning ut the case
Judge Boucher holding that the com-
plant did not show that the popula-
tion OF the county Is not sufficient for
the payment OF sagna salary, gi8
was only based on the belief OF the
complainant. 1t IL rumored that tn
case had a great deal more back of Il
than was shown on the surface In the
hearing.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

Canada has discovered that It has
$4,000, coo. 900 worth of peat boys and
1t is wondering how it can induce its
people to use peat at a low cost in
preference TO coal at high cost.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

Esperanto will never offend against
the pure-food laws unless its advo.
Gates, being merely human, revolt
against Its limited expressions for
emotional relief. Its vocabulary does
not contain a single swear word.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

England is now figuring on a gas
driven battleship to render obsolete
all vessels of the DTeadnought type.
People over there must sit up nights
thinking of new ways to spend public
money.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

The uncle of the King OF Portugal.
who saw a man killed in a street fight
among ruflans in New York, is now
n a position to go home and write a
book about American civilization.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22
salem-Whi,e watching a So

Salem-Whi!e watching a spir-
tied ball game between CAMS
tota and Salem, one of the. big
features of today's program at the
McCook county fair, Gus Sesbkie, a
jeweler of Montrose, was struck in the
head ny u. baseball bot, thrown from
the home plate by one of the batters.
Stunned by the contact, it was
-ahanght for atime thal-the man
would not ecoveT, 6ut AZ flfdr.enr
the attending physicians gate OFT the
word that his chances for recovery
were good, and that he has sustained
only . sever fracture Of the skull
bones.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

A Poughkeepsie man who went to
California to accumulate a fortune
rapidly has just returned after an abb
ence OF 81 years. The old gentleman
VIII probably put In the rest OF his
days reading all the get-rich-quick lit.
erasure he car find and giving 1t the
ha ha.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

Correspondents are arguing that a
lie is occasionally justifable and a
Brooklyn judge decides that dam" is
not profane. Being good is becoming
easier.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

The Philadelphia man who was
choked to death by a high collar died
a death that ought to turn Harry Lehr
and Berry Wall green with envy.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

broken loose In South Dakota again.
The bank at Henry was broken into
and the safe blown open, but they
failed to get away with the coin. 1t
Is the fall of the year when the yegg-
men light down on South Dakota. IL
Is generally knowh that there is an
immense crop in this state and that 1t
will take manv thousands OF dollars
te~sseTe itr-The hanks nf-the state
have to carry unusually large sums
at this time Of the year TO meet the
demands made for the moving of the
grain. The yeggmen know this, The
Bankers Association has ZEN cut let
tors Of caution.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22
lie Beau Rising From Ashes

Watertown-That lie Beau, which
was recently destroyed by a fire, is to
rise from its ashes is the report
brought by L. A. Way, townsite agent
for the Minneapolis & St. Louis. who
has Just returned from the stricken
town. Twenty-three business build
ings burned. Already plans are out
for the building of thirteen new
blocks. all of which will be rushed to
completion regardless of weather. AS
many more will be erected in the
spring, according to Mr.. Way. Some of
these will be substantial brick or
cement block construction.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

The language of the North American
Indian and the Japanese contain no
cuss words. What a handicap when
an eborigine hit his finger with a pre-
historic ak!
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

Half a million In counterfeit coin
has been recovered by the United
States in the past year. Has any one
heard of any real money being recov-
eredf
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

Married men, according to statistics,
are subject to fewer accidents than
are single men Somebody is keeping
tab on their hours.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

IN the presence OF ali this wonder
ful aviation on the other side OF the
It would seem to be high time
Tor Americans to do a few stunts; or
rs It to be said that ali aeroplane IA
have no honor in its W. country?
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

Washington has displaced the eagle
and has made the woodpecker the
state bird. This will make Old Badly
r~ed-headed.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

IL has been decided that a divorced
woman is the widow of her former
husband. This classes husbands with
the dead ones.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

Occasional showers are useful, but
the weather nan should not go away
on his vacation and forget to turn
them off.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

It may be marvellous. but 1t is hui
man that Susie, the pet ape, should
refuse chewing gum simply because
her teacher tells her to?
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

Men may beat the birds flying, but
the birds don't have much trouble
with their propeller blades.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

In Paris flet OF beef is worth so
cents a pound and only cheap cuts of
horse meat are as low as 90 cents.
No wonder they call it that dear
Paris
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

An Illinois man has patented a safe
ty pin with two points. However,
wearers of the gallus are still waiting
for the two-headed nail.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

Europe cannot expect to experience
a cholera epidemic and an epidemic OF
American tourists at the same time.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

"A woman-hater has been captured
by cookies" More than one man
hater has been won by dough.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

A determination to practise what
we preach keeps us from doing too
much preaching.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

There ought to be a greater differ
ence between civilization and the
merely complicated life.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

In the coming sham battle Of areo-
planes is the contest to see which
crowd Of aviators hurt themselves
least?
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

"Kondamnigughin." the cuss word
In Esperanto, is ornamental, but too
long for practical use.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

Have you taken 10 minutes off to
learn Esperanto?
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

Tremendous as has been the In
crease in material growth, the tables
still do not reveal the most substan-
tial features of it. 1t is notab e, how
ever. that population does not in any
adequate sense keep pa e with deve,-
opment in productions.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

Dear, dear, when an asbestos plant
burns, where does safety lie?
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

A Long island milkman mistook a
mule for a COW. Moral: One cannot
be too careful.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

In the agreement between Korea
and Japan the latter did the agreeing
for both.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

Paris mas thoughtfully relegated the
hobble skirt to the museum of horrors.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-09-22

In time to come man nay evolve a
blunderproof, wreckless railroad.