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Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-07
Peter Peterson
Puts a Poser
Kennard Butcher Asks Court for So
luton Of Tzngie Raised By Cam
peu10r Es Bought Our.

IT mai a -ickilsn ease before ne A.
BIa5- said Judge DAY VINO returned FRI
JA- ID tizr-,C- cuur- here IL Involves
fuma knuuCy questions.
sumo yeas agn a man named EeIar
Peterson bought out a msa- ma-Ksr 1Hsi-
Esss cuuduCred Bv lens Jensen. Jensen con
tracing 1nr ID engage aZa-n IN ma me4-
business n -l1e -0ul OF Eeuuard.
Pretty suuu ne opened ID a snup and
Peterson VEN a-IHr hIm. Judge RsGlcA
granting An injunction against cla 0psn-
inR conducting or running u a meE- MAJ
ksr within me CONFINES AZ ksnnard-
'Thersupun Jensen started a snop susT
outside the GirT limits h. would uefid-e
meat cut through -le countryside A MAI
came % aim n -1vn ID buy meat and he
would sa-. I cant sell vuu III town our
vna= 5 me ma--=r WIN YOUR coming across
the Ene
rhe prosecution showed -da- Jensen sold
nszz outside the limits AMI then sr1rsd x
In n ICE boz inside me town and -na- d.
iive-v was nade - u1wu
IT is gong % n prerrv ua-f % sH-
whether this and similar rr-alsacr-uus we're
or were NOT IN violation Of Judge ResiicR'
order auH therefore IN contempt OF cuur-- '
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-07
Fl. OMAHA TO Be ENLARGED
Permits Asked for Extensive TmpruFe-
mE1rz 70 Army FusS.
MORE BUILDINGS ALE TANNED
tina for sehoaI Purposes NAV
Abso - ERECTED tn the
N-ar Future.

some extensive improvements m ne
building llne s-s 70 be made az Fort cruuEla
riiis season. and uls permits nave I-rHudv
be=n r=auesrsd cu- sums u them. The
greatest Improvement contemplated, how
ever mas not YET beer consented u BY the
War department officials Lieutenant COL
1uei Hc-a-rT- has TusJ senr forward a
-scummendar,un ma the old barracks
building now being used for scflogi pur-
Dusss Ivy me sigma corps De converted
BACK n nHr-aciI purposes anu ina a new
stBu building be constructed 11r Use a.
a sChu0L = mis- sra-l ne Zone the z 1r-
Omaha plant vii -hen De re most cam
uier= n any In the country used 1y -as
sigma corps
The buildings Cor wnict permits ware
laLEu --day comprise a BRICK srAhie % cost
SIG ii IdGiuun q tina hospital % cost
s. - a corrugated iron na- snr1 and gran
arr % GUST $50 ami Al on nuuse- 5uss
covered, 10 cost ssh
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-07
CurtlSS' Agent
Presents Plans
for Omaha Meet
Jerume FTnanciIi. Financial Agent
for ATla51r, Makes Proposition
20 Omaha Aeru Climb.

Jsrurue FiuaaciIli. business agent Tor Glen
ClIr-1as aTiar1r mas presented a PROPOSE
rlun . Colonel GlasEfnr5. eamuaadaaC a
Fort OmRns ard president OF ma Omaha
AERO c.1h FOR Al avIa-iun meet ~ BE- heid
hare mis- season The proposition IS n b.
considered II a meeting Of the Aeru ciub
% ~ neId soon.
NJ F!nanCiILi informs ne thar ne mas
UuUpiaEad 1rralgeEuHnE5 r1r similar events
&c ~ held a. Joplin. Mo, and Topeka,
haa." said Cgiunsi Giassf1rd Il snail
consult atha- members 1r r.Ia Aero eiua
before any acCuu is rlAsn.
Fsaancili called ~ CRiouei Glassf1ri
THURSDAY might ana has sunulr-=d ms
proposition IN w--rnE He Isfr Ouala 1lr
Minneapolis. wne-R he expects % arrange
H1urna- meet
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-07
ARGUES FOR AND AGAINST
Judge Slana1gh On One Side N One
Case and Vice Versa.
WANTS MONEY For OPERATIONS
Spirited Ar<zmsats Between ArRsr-
Reys and Judges EaEiven the
UnaI auies Of the CGu-t
Haune.

Attempts - get additional aliuuuv a.
inwdcCas for the sake Of 1ueraGuus lcvu-
Dla'i the ums OF rEa Judges In district
court FRIDAY morning and me proceedings
i1 enc court were sIIgnri- electrified ny a
statement r-lm Judge T-1u1 -rar pnysi-
Clans and SURGEONS ara somewhat preciis-
posed % answer N una Affirmative cues
uons as % me necessity af operations or
courses az treatment
Jusse Tramp rad mura ar lass rsfarsncs
u ar-idavtrs ~ D-a C. C. Allison and 2
z. Cuuirar which nad cnme Bsfura MN
tn the plea NJ attorneys t-1nn 9drs. Cura
C-9nk for al allowances OF M
Iudg= r-uuD denies ms application a
few tavs lsu AID r.1e a-lcrusvs securing
new sr1rETueuus from me pnysirians came
r-r1 cnurr aga-n. IIags Truup did not
formally a1r an the n1uyiuu. Bur his words
lidica1ed oiat ne viii deu- IT,
t=~ minutes 0r11rs Iurga surrun n
another cur room 4Elsr a Isngru- s1uab-
Die between Attorneys had lrrtersd an A.
Iuwanes VI $40 "a Mrs. Grase Eurrsn for an
operation anu hospital expenses a. 81
Lauis. + Er-ner Iudgs " y siahAugh went
Erum one cuur- tl the other ana IN the
first e4ur- argued AGAINST The s-ant and
N The secunu pleaded dGr b.
Reference Jn uis sacuna case came in
rs discussion with Aza1-nrv Lsa.iur- Zieg
isr representing Mrs Eurran
we are aux satd Zleg.sr azslug any
surn org sum as z understand YOU III
Slaaa-EI are seeking IN a st--ila- case -l
another cgUrL
ell -le cases are SOMEWHAT different
csp-ltd IuCs- sIalausEl. Your client $
IN better Gg1rlng uim TINS r, references
tie ssaauiL Mra zlrrsn 1luas uuun ner
husband and has Ivvsr outside the court
ruUnl.l
Judge Trnup IN commenting On me ar
iuvtra Before nuu drew az indignant 20
spunse -rnfl Judge slIlsiuz 1C counsel Cor
8lrs. --uua- The court lad said
III nave l-Ls ta-La Iu evidence or mas
e. nj parcleG--1 and Drlcarsi t1r a aur.
DnHs "a lH sIsv 90 81 r1 a surgeon and
ASA hln E1us ami So. Ha WI. say .Vhg
-liuA an operation would do ECU suud
or a cuurse af .rea-nenr would De aen--
Elcial- as ursdlHrnse,I O. say Vuu uEgn
% as spsrarei ln- OF * ne aagn=ns -1 %,
a sue-ializt m nervous ailments N SAY a
course az s-lch and zuch a treatment d
w-ut SOU IuEnr o. Rave
Judge salslds ininediaEsiy russ and snlt
WITH e1nHinerA1Ie sa-ussrneHH-
Tins -zsg IS sruugar IN suud faith b,
-luge SIahauH.I ana mvzulE And rnrr
has leau m 'uatrnsug 40 OF svihanra-
the -uurt really meals WHAT his WORT
imply lnr uRe heartily resent H.
Ems operation Is urgent. runrludes
IL shiaids
Maybe Il b. and mayae IL Is not san
The ceurr raar-I-
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-07
GIDEoNs TO MEET IN OMAHA
Rallies Here VIII HeEfn win ban
aaer sr I. NJ C. A. sarur-
DAY EweafmE-

The Gide0ns- 3 religious Organization ar
travelling men, a-s 70 hold a series 1c
meetings IN Omaha beginning WIN a 1an-
guef Sa-l-iaT 1tgn- az the Young Men
-h-iEIlan afEaClalun-
In connection with a movement 20 place
a Bible IN sHch hurHi IN -he country. ne
Gid-nns VII vig- ma churches af ne cir
suuda- % sueaA the close Of the
SERVICES SUNDAY niEn- a rally IS % be
held l- -ne F5rsr PrgsnTreria1 cnu--n.
The Gidenns now number :. 1l members
IN ne CHirssi Stzres- They estimate r.la-
the expenditure Of > for Bibles vii rearh
L 90 Dsupia year e me 1uuks are pr1periv
iiEr--1utan AMONG me nuueiz
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-07
NInety-EIght
Articles of Loot
Long List OF FI1ndar Filtered 1y a
South Omaha Man Caugn-
WIN nc Goods.

Win ainery-sisgar disJincr a--irips OF luar
slowed about has person. Lorenzo Fafara
Jt s1C1l Omaha was a--essed D. orr c,.~
T1uev Iu 4 --En-ceur store IN c.argn OF
sl.pilr-ag F-idag morning
'Ezar- 1e rs win the g-udH on nm
marked fame showing A. efnba-rzsss,
ERl -1CGugn me gar= abuur Sergeant
Ezarevs issk az ne police sIsa-ln
a ore aor-.rei loGE pa-sg HIsev iazrat
l1 -H- -s.sphuHe.
send ms -Vo stsnur-Epasrs. -lree U-os-
WRITERS and a aoUr-E % OIL n pleaded
Win al upu1WH typewriter curupanv -C5at
Co uaaz an inventory OF a drpa--1uar-
sr1re
TTn hours AID ran Minutes more or
rsz we're required tlr uls eumpiHtlou OF
the Ez- -1getrrr win pr7pr- lsza. d.
sc--uuuu Of each and sr-Tv lue or ina
zl-1Gr~ aha DIVERS Arteries ue-zz-. hart
war fiet and decurlEaa rrmCy e,i --1-u the
puCh=rs et -is SAID enaa--assal IL
F1rIrl-
a condensed c.pv or me iIsr furnished 70
the -l-v Prosecutor taLGws-
Forty -zIE sfie cumna-
one 1iCrhes brush.
SIX -lhis Knives
seven lurf IS perfume
Three r-1Fa uaurl paste.
Two lIEeTT
Five cakHs sCHc-
cue caa- nHugsr
one mustard pot
one Eusaifua -unnai.
One en- rueurHT.s rule.
ore nalr SCISSOR
One 1aar pliers.
one EIfr button
SIX cuar luuEs.
Two Caurl brushes.
C'uH ghl-I
One LurAeL
rrree aulr- st--us
ElEar cents
Fofara was 1ned IS and susrz by Iudss
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-07
ASSESSOR GETS AFTER WILDER
mas Yet Hrrn Huarzuw In Rerurus
Er"m 4aahtaE Dtarrtcr IA ths
Fhfrr ward

-11npiainr r1 ne Eua-f ~ COUNTY Com
misaiunsrs Hla rhs cuuurv arrurnsv Is
tirlaieneu hT County Assessor shrive-
Tlr1 respect n A-r-s Mllder dcuurr dis
-icr Aazeasur tar me Flrsr and se-nuI
rrer1ncrs 81 the rntr1 wa-f
NJ Mtlaer has -urIed m rni- seventy
avs schedule cur lzzinsr - -srr-usH AR
ras sa1ua fisgricr iasE vear- ana ms taras
% aare curnparus most savuraaIv vim rhar
Of ~ secured 1g several other fruugy
azaessurg
NsarfT a. rne Bag wholesale ans -ubnius
hnuses - Ia Mldsrs iizr-ir- and me
4-uuuur or taxes Whlch lusll % De- as
sezaed s AK
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-07
JUDGE SolKS Johnson
FoR A BROKEN PROM Sc
Gfves Visitor one chance ta Leave
Tsvn and Jaiis Him
Hta Return

Because NJ Br1ks hrs promise To rie
-uU-t William Johnson, n -ra71zislr vIssirur.
was zs1rauced Cd lsr DAYS In falI by
] IdEe CrEwrurf F--Iiav murniug- john
son vas a-ra-zlsu hec1rs IudEe Crawrur7i
Thursday muTu-uE ON charge OF
vagrancv The pr-suner pur 10 ssIrl an
saruasr plea for Liberation. declaring ne
would leave the city far Council Bluffs IN
siae or -h-es minutes u permitted % a.
So -ua- IIug= Crawford dismi szsd MN.
Johnson was rsarrssJast az Giuck Thurs-
la evening
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-07
DOUGH BOYS TO ENGINEERS
Thirteen Members Of Thfrresnfh
InfaaEry Ga ua Third aaruaIfan
OF EnEfH=er Corps.

Thirteen men Of me Thtr-aanrh United
STATES Infanr-T nave been --alHferrad @
me Third oaualfan Of engineers the
transfer Is made IN view OF ne -sguia-
army being Nos placed on a peace footing
OF sizry-fivs enlisted meu B-r COMPANY
cumuHuv
A number OF other Transfers viii snurrlV
-aAs place from regiments having more
lnnn the peaca maximum sr-suErn % or
sz--Ea-Cus ina arr under me peace max
mum
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-07

missouri and Telluwst1ne r-vsrs where 10
want q Iuvestigate ma probabilities Tor a
f1Ur-tlUu cnaHnei in these sJrrR-uB.
r " Carpenter executive secretary OF
-.ie Philippine commission. who has 1esn
visiting his family ami friends IN Omaha
FOR several dAvs past mas E1ue east On
business.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-07

BaIIsry c. Secund aeid artlIery IL und1-
Orders % prueesd c-um F1rr O. A. Rl5aasil
20, Cd san Francisco. ca IN lme o.
sal trum thaE port f8r ne Philippines an
4gne q Lieutenant Cniunsi william zteDh-
emsun o. uar Medical -uEpa United States
arns lf Fort LEaVeil Eurrl- mas been or
dGred un aceumpau7 taH hAzreTv rom F1r-
g. a. Russell % san YAM. sen
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-07

Br,gadier General T a smith. command
Ing the Department OF the Missouri, LfesI-
zenanA. Colonel Z. Z Mccarthy, chiet guar
rHrmaster and Lisursna1r Christie. aide
de-JHnp 20 Genera smith. VIII ieave for
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-07

keep Cnambg-taln's LIntueur IN mana
= II an aaEsHpr-G Huimeur aad causes
wounds - AsA- IN less TINE thaa ~ any
I-Ear Lrzl-ueuE
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-07

F0rr D A. RlIsHeiI and Cheyenne today %
Iook over me site for the a-mv maaeuvar
eamp % De established near there early
this summer and 70 MAKE plans Cor -
establishment
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-07

MAJOR z. f Scnuiz or me Emitted States
army engineer department was IN Omaha
Thursday MS return from The upper
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-07

say n Company 9, Thirteenth infa1rry
and Private G-nrgr z McWIIIiHms Of the
Faurrh iufanr--- unassigned. ~ purchase
Omaha daily bee., 1910-05-07

Fafaza vas aHed IS and 1uarz by Iadg-
C-rarcurvf
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-09-09
Fighting ;iiii;$@;''tt tho: &.
HOUSE! Fly;

| Try without crnsing to keep the flies
| from the kitchen.
One OF the best ways to clear rooms Of
flies Is to use cnrbolic acid In the fol-
lowing manner: Heat n shovel or similar
article and drop 20 drops Of carbollc acid
on 1t. The vapOr Of this will be effective
In killing them.
Bichromatc OF potash in solution 10 a
cheap and perfectly reliable poison for
files. Dissolve one dram, which can be
purchased ut any drug store In tvO
ounces Of water and add a very little
sugar RI" solution is then placed In
shallow dishes and distributed about the
house. 4 solution OF formalin or fomal.
drhydc In water is another good and
cheap remedy. A spoonful Of this liquid
placed In u quarter Of a pint of water
and exposed In n room will quickly kill
the flies. In order to clear room where
there are number OF flies, burn pyrc-
thrum powder. This stupcfes them and
they may be swept up and burned.
Dwellcrs in cities sometimes congratu-
late themselves that grocery stores at
tract flies that would usually come to the
homes This is somewhat like the old
saying OF "cutting or the nose to spite
the face Things that mr." purchased at
the grocery contain the deadly germs from
the fly just as though they were placed
there In the home. The city dweller
should complain to the grocer, the fruit
merchant or the butcher that his wares
are unclean when they are covered with
flies, for such IL a fact. People living In
the country can be Thankful! that the
househy does not get near the eatables
In great numbers.
The housewife should not be content
with brushing out a few flies now and
then. This Is but a drop in the bucket,
and the real mischief comes when all the
dies are not killed at the end OF the
warm season and are allowed to breed
during the winter, protected and unmo.
Tested.
Above all other precautions, those
guarding the sickroom should be strict.
Flies haunt the chamber Of the invalid.
Every fly that is allowed to hover about
the bed Of fever patient endangers the
health of the rest Of the family. 1t
has been proven that the common housefly
spreads the greater part Of the contagious
diseases. Scientists and physicians who
have made a study Of the subject declar"
that the fly is the worst Insect Of them
all and should be the most guarded
against in the home
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-09-09

therefore, 1t was his treat" So he
planked down a two-dollar bill and got
bis forty cents change.
Then the party rambled on further
down the walk, taking In the moving pic
lures, the Japanese ball.rolling board and
every thing from the band concert to Ice
cream cones and molasses crispettes.
When Mr.. J. got back to the hotel he
found the room in order and Mrs.. J.
ready for a dip in the briny. he pro.
ceeded to regale her with an account OF
the things she had missed.
But wasn't that expensive, HomerT'
she asked. Lets see, five men-and
suppose of course, you divided everything
equaly--would make about eighty or
; ninety cents apiece. wouldn't it?'
"Of course not! OF course mott" replied
Mr.. J. "You don't suppose l know those
fellows we'll enough to go Dutch with
them, do you? paid for some and they
paid for some and
do you mind telling me how much 1t
cost Homerf' asked Mrs. J.
"Certainly not. Blossom-I spent $500,
but couldn't be cheap skate. could II"
MONO" agreed Mrs. J. obviously,
"only Homer.dear, according to your own
plan you've spent your allowance for the
next two days"
"Allowance!" roared Homerdear. why
demlnit. who said anything about an al
lOWance!
CARVEL CALVERT HALL.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-09-09
The Justweds at the Sea Shore.

USED to be some pitcher IN "iicca.'
he explained, facetiously. But or :enm
drew the color line-so l guess I'll fz-
zle."
He did-on the frst tal;. and on the
second, too. But the third caught one
Of the babies squarely between the
that it bounded back IN place again.
The barker explained that, ordinarily.
1t didn't count unless the baby" stayed
down. But this time the blow had Deen
so square that he was willing to over
look the technically. Accordingly he
presented Mr.. Justwed with cigar, all of
which was fine business for the barker.
Then Totteu tried and knocked down
two Of them. But they were "fuke
throws" and Mr.. J. couldn't stand for it.
Il tell you what III do, Totem" be
said. We'll all take Il couple Of throws
and the one who knocks down the most
will get all the cigars won. Smoke EN-
certainly not! But there's waiter up
at the hotel into whose good graces
want to get-and I've got a bunch he
likes cigars. Also, l sort Of feel that !
can win. What do you all sny!'
OF course. all agreed. The men threw
at the "babies." and the ladies essayed
the task amid excited feminine e1clama-
lions of dismay. In the end Mr.. won
by three balls and he had hat full OF
cigars.
The bill came to S16). Would Mr.. J.
let any Of the men split 1t up with him7
Nary a split: He'd suggested 1t first and,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-09-09

way. Here comes Mr.. Totten and several
Of the other men we met last evening.
Why don't you take morning walk
with them? I'll be through In an hour
or so and then we'll 60 In bathing
IAN right" agreed Homer-dear. "Only
you'd better put on that unpacking until
later and Join U.S.
But Mrs. J. declined and went up
stairs to set her Lares and Penates In
due order
Hello there, Justwed." said Totten.
as he came up. Isn't this great! You
can talk all you want to about Europe
and the Alps, but give me little old
Oceansroar for mine every tme!"
"You bet!" agreed Homer-dear. "Have
a cigar"
Thanks" replied Totten: don't care
II do. Say. how about you and the
Mrs. Joining little party to take IN
the boardwalk before the bathing hour?
You know, Just amhle along and look at
the people and 90 through few OF the
shows and all that sort OF thing. Mrs.
Totten and Smith and his wife and Mr..
and Mrs. Thompson. and-well. about
eight or ten Of US. Fine! We're going
to start right away. so you'd better get
your better-half'
But Mrs. J. declined again, insisting
that she might as we'll get the business
Of unpacking over once and for all Be-
sides, she'd have loads Of time to see
everything there was to see on the
boardwalk. And shs persisted. despite
Homer-dear's entreaties. But she hadn't
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-09-09

the slightest objection to Mr.. Us going.
Presently the party set out-in that
leisurely, happy go-lucky fashion peculiar
to all expeditions where pleasure and
Willing away Of few hours are the sole
questions Of moment
"Oh!" cried Mr.. J. suddenly; look at
the niger babies,' Totten. Gee.
haven't thrown balls at 'em since l was
a kid. Let's 80 over and take few
heaves. What is it Three balls for FIVE
cents and cigar every time you knock
one down! Come onp'
There appeared to be a perfect una
nimity Of taste among the pleasure
seekers, for they all hailed Mr.. Us sug-
gestion with delight. The barker at the
booth saw them coming and got busy in
stanter.
Here yer are, ladies and gents, here
yer are-three for fve,' he cried. shov-
ing out a double-handful Of battered
baseballs upon the counter Every time
you knock one down you get a frst-class
10-cent cigar! And the ladies-them as
don't want the cigars for their husbands
OF sweethearts-gets one Of these cute
little Jap-onese fans-emported straight
from Japan. Step right up! Here yer
are. mister, here's three-show the rest
of yer friends how to do it,
Homer-dear was the mister" referred
to. So, with a laugh, ne picked up the
baseballs.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-09-09

live once you know"
Eyes, know, Homer" said Mrs. j.,
pleasantly but firmly, but l also know
that we've got to cut corners pretty close
ly to pay for our two weeks here. We
must not draw upon our little nestegg In
bank. Besides"
"Oh, yes, know it all, Blossom" In
terrupted Mr.. j., with just shade OF IT.
ritation. Now, don't 60 over the whole
thing again. We've got It all fixed. and
l remember my mighty scheme to save
money! set aside SO much to be spent
each day, an equal amount for each Of
us. We're going to make that do and all
that know all about it, 50 don't bring
It up again. least Of all on q morning like
this!"
Mrs ]. looked hurt. Whereupon, Ho-
mer-dear felt guilty and acknowledged 1t
by taking her hand and giving 1t an az
fectionate little pat.
"There, there. dearie," he added. with
exaggerated good humor, II didn't mean
to be cross, and I'm sorry, only-whats
the use Of talking about so sordid thing
us money when the sen IS dancing away
out there under the SUM-!
Mrs. .Justwed smiled back ut him-con-
tent.
II guess I'D better go up stairs now
and unpack the trunks. Homer" she said.
II simply can't feel altogether comfort.
able until everything is in place. No,
you needn't come-you'd only be In the
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-09-09

- HE morning after their arrival at
Oceansrour--the resort by the sad
sea waves at which the Justweds
~ were to spend their real summer
vacation-Mr. J. arose In radiant
spirits. The horrid nightmare OF the past
"a hours, In which he had suffered all the
heaving sorrows Of mai de mer, rad taken
wing with the shades OF tn. night. no
felt like . two-year-old.
"Gee, Blossom, isn't this great he e1-
claimed rapturOusly, as he hurried out on
the veranda after breakfast. "Whew!
Just smell that sea air!'
Before him stretched the white bach.
dotted here and there with couples out
for an enrly morning constitutional and
children and their nurses digging in the
sand to their hearts content Old Ocean
was lazily pounding its pillows up the
shore and drawing them back again In
manner that betokened a great peace,
peace upon the bosom Of the deep. Over
all hung the CHEEKY sun, smiling and
beaming Its joyous morning greeting upon
the awakening summer colony.
II should say so, Homer" agreed Mrs.
Justwed, with no less enthusiasm. II tell
you the place to go In summer Is the sea-
shore 1t costs a little more. and money
certainly does fly. but-wel. we don't
have to throw our money away. do wef'
Homer.dear took a few more languid
puffs at bis morning cigar, shifted afresh
the salt sea breeze and replied. lelsurely:
"Oh What's the odds, anyWay-yOu only
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1910-09-09
title F ableS of the Rising 7 Dung Man
WHEN VACATION THE is ON THE WANE.


But, when he opens it, he is apt to
change his mind, for, nine time: out Of
ten he finds written therein:
"Old Man: l hate to bother you, and II
you haven't gol it, don't hesitate to say
so--but I'm busted, stoaey broke! IL res
q little skirt down here that cost some
simoleons to show the sights to. Can
you wire m. ten pl:nks quick. I'm up
against 1t for fair. Be sure and wire the
money mail is too slow. Yours frnter
nally, TON.
"P. S.-If you can't spare ten. five will
do
ISN'T it funny. just about this time Of
. the year. wher Il Chap Is saying
j IL long and fond :rrewell t" his summer
girl, who lives in city many miles from
his own-.s'.'t it funny, kiddo how lad
will think Of II thousand and one business
reasons why TINT city offers so many more
opportunities for advancement aud the
accumulation Of a fortune than does his
own? And this. mind you. despite the
fact that, before he met the girl. he
looked with pity upon any other chap who
was so foolish as to bury himself in
that particular burg!
~ HERE are two classes of farewels-
tO-summer-f lirtntions just now In
~ vogue among Rising Young Men who
think they have risen high enough to be-
gin to think Of taking upon themselves
wife.
One is the sort where the Chap says
good-by soft and low and promises to
come back and see the Grille the next
weekend even II he's there but few
hours.
The other is that OF the lad who has
gone 80 far as to sugG It an elopement
and the SEEDING Of wire back TO papa
Both mean it all right, all right-but the
chances are that by December they'll he
thanking their lucky stars they didn't
keep 1t up sufficiently long as to make
Christmas presents In order!
LSO. just now are two classes Of
Mammas One kind says to the X.
10y. M. who has been rushing Daugh.
ter all summer.
ITS too bad you have to return 10 the
hot city 20 soon. Archibald. You must
come up and zee u a. soon as We get
back. We Win be glad to entertain you
at any tme-.ud I'm sure Leotta will
welcome you"
Says the other-not 70 the Chap but to
Father: