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The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Whatever else may be said of Mrs.
Eddy, this is true. that after reaching
the age OF 45, an invalid, searching for
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

We thought this snow would stay
on long enough for Santa Claus
sleigh, but it won't.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

d.. Cook Is learning by experience
that "only virtue secures happiness"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Now's the time to get the paving pc
titions started, if there's to be any
paving this coming spring.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

After young men come out of col
lege, they don't settle down and act
like other people for fully three years.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Most women are clever at telling
their husbands how to save money.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

when Henry Woodruff was here, and
II you didn't make good, it's your own
fault.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Every one who owns an old reliable
family horse that stands without
hitching, expects to have it made fun
OF.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Men talk about their stomachs
Women talk about their hair.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

An old man admires youth, and its
pleasures and enthusiasm; but he
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23
ATcHisoN GLOBE SIGHTS.

ATcHisoN GLOBE SIGHTS.
How big man will howl when hurt
a little
Radishes are so easily raised; and
so worthless.
Everybody has acquaintance, but
few have friends.
Some men want to show how smart
they are every minute.
Men talk about their stomachs
Women talk about their hair.
Most women are clever at telling
their husbands how to save money.
Most people coDdone a lie told about
ages in procuring marriage license.
When a man asks hundred dollars
for horse, he expects to get about
$50.
Women often say of one another,
She's terribly unhappy and dissatis-
fed"
There are some men who seem to
imagine that their candle is an arc
light.
Some husbands and wives make it a
rule never to speak decently to each
other.
You frequently hear of great man
dying whom you never heard of while
he was alive.
When man is accused of crime
he is also sure to be accused of having
guilty look"
Christmas is like company; the PEG.
pie who do the most for it make the
most fun of it.
Nothing will cure balky horse or a
balky man like going away and leav-
ing him alone.
A church members idea of being a
sport is to drop quarter in the col
lection basket.
When a rich man dies old-fashioned
people say, "Well, he can't take any
thing with him."
We have often thought it a pity
that a mans stomach is not better
than his appetite.
A boys idea of being good to his
little brother is to whip the little
brothers enemies.
We aren't particularly hard to en-.
terrain, but no one can interest us in
a spiritual seance.
A boy thinks if he could afford a
hundred-dollar shotgun, he could kill
ducks mile high.
Warmed over potatoes and love af-
fairs will never be able to pass for
the original article.
When there are two cases of any
thing in town some people say the
disease is epidemic.
When young man talks of getting
married, he always says, That's the
natural way to live"
woman was limping on the street
today. "She seems to have clipped
flange," said brakeman.
When man fails, he doesn't find
much consolation in the assurance
that he was too ambitious.
The trouble with the friendship
bank is that most people want to draw
out more than they put in.
Always make allowances for what
woman says about the salaries re-
ceiNed by her successful kin.
lc 10 lhC ohiy
thing we know of that is a blessing
and a curse at the same time.
Family recipes are the terror of a
druggists life, as the names of the in
gradients are never spelled right.
AS a general rule, the man who be-
HAYES himself doesn't do much howl
ing because he doesn't get justice.
When a boy breaks a window, his
first impulse is to run. And he has
the same impulse when he is grown.
After young men come out of col
lege, they don't settle down and act
like other people for fully three years.
Every one who owns an old reliable
family horse that stands without
hitching, expects to have it made fun
OF.
An old man admires youth, and its
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

There aren't so many writing i
Xmas" as there used to be.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

When a boy breaks a window, his
the same impulse when he is grown.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Some men want to show how smart
they are every minute.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

You frequently hear of great man
dying whom you never heard of while
he was alive.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Everybody has acquaintances, but
few have friends.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Every time scandal is whispered
around, a public investigation should
be started to see if it is true. We
don't believe one-ffth of the scandal
is true.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

This world will never be just right
until we are as sleepy at o'clock in
the evening as we are when called at
6 o'clock in the morning,
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Most people condone a lie told about
ages in procuring marriage license.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

AS a general rule, the man who be.
HAYES himself doesn't do much howl
ing because he doesn't get justice.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Ben Davis returned from his trip to
Chicago today. He says his kin were
not near as glad to see him as he had
been led to believe they would be.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

The sun is now rising little soutf
of the Junction depot.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Some husbands and wives make it a
rule never to speak decently to each
other.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Women often say of one another,
shes terribly unhappy and dissatis-
fed"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

The bishop of Michigan employs un-
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

When man is accused of a crime
he is also sure to be accused of having
guilty look"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

When a man asks hundred dollars
for a horse, he expects to get about
$50
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

DIR, Cook, however, is not the first
man to turn his energies to being a
lovely character for what money there
is in it,
Married men particularly like to
hear of an old bachelor getting mar.
ried they like to see the conceit taken
out of him.
What has become of the old fash.
Toned mother who took good deal
of pride In the fact that hers was a
delicate child?
You are thoughtful, and may be able
to think of something which means
less than woman's kiss bestowed on
another woman.
After a man discovers how little he
knows, he begins to suspicion that
possibly others do not know as much
as they claim.
Talk with any automobile agent in
winter. particularly when there is
snow on the ground, and you will find
an insurgent.
A funny thing has happened in
Atchson; the men are all fond of
certain preacher, and the women do
not like him.
Every farmer says occasionally, 81
love my children as much as their
mother loves them, for all the fuss she
makes about it,"
Did you ever know a man who
would wait for dinner at home as
cheerfully as he waits for a bum free
lunch to be served?
The man who is simply bubbing
over with enthusiasm today will
probably exhaust himself, and be dull
and stupid tomorrow.
If the jury doesn't return a verdict
to you, do you infer it was purchased,
or simply as ignorant as the funny
papers say juries are?
Women say that when a young cou-
pie marry they should care more for
each other as they grow older. That's
theory; fact is different.
This world will never be just right
until we are as sleepy at o'clock in
the evening as we are when called at
6 o'clock in the morning,
Ben Davis returned from his trip to
Chicago today. He says his kin were
not near as glad to see him as he had
been led to believe they would be.
Every time a scandal is whispered
around, a public investigation should
be started, to see if it is true. We
don't believe one-fifth of the scandal
is true.
When a town man makes a change,
he engages in the real estate and in
surance business; farmer under SIM
liar circumstances engages in the milk
business.
We know enough about farming to
know that it isn't as easy and simple
as some of these Back-to-the-Farm
writer's along Park row and other we'll
known rural communities would have
you believe.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

imagine that their candle is an arc
light.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Yes. girls, you had your chance
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Radishes are so easily raised; am
so worthless.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Family recipes are the terror of
druggists life, as the names of the in
gradients are never spelled right.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Christmas is like company; the PEG
pie who do the most for it make the
most fun of it,
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Women say that when young cou-
pie marry they should care more for
each other as they grow older. That's
theory; fact is different.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

When a town man makes a change,
he engages in the real estate and in
surance business; farmer under sim
liar circumstances engages in the milk
business.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

How big man will howl when hurt
a little!
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Talk with any automobile agent in
winter. particularly when there is
snow on the ground, and you will find
an insurgent.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23
AROUND TOWN.

Did you shop early?
Shop early-in the morning
You can't write it 1910 much long.
er.
This is prince of Pilsen" week in
Norfolk.
Heard anything about a new Union
Pacific depot?
Speaking of paving-get your petit
ton out early.
Next Thursday will be the shortest
day in the year.
You'll HAVE to do your Christmas
shopping this week.
The sun is now rising little south
of the Junction depot,
There aren't so many writing II
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

doesn't like to have his nose rubbed
In IL.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

We know enough about farming to
know that it isn't as easy and simple
as some of these Back-to-the-Farm
writer's along Park row and other we'll
known rural communities would have
you believe.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

After man discovers how little he
knows, he begins to suspicion that
possibly others do not know as much
as they claim.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

The telephone is about the only
thing we know of that is blessing
and a curse at the same time.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

A funny thing has happened in
Atchison; the men are all fond of a
certain preacher and the women do
not like him.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

What has become of the old fash.
Toned mother who took good deal
of pride in the fact that hers was a
delicate child?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

You are thoughtful, and may be able
to think of something which means
less than a woman's kiss bestowed on
another woman.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

If the jury doesn't return a verdict
to you, do you infer it was purchased,
or simply as ignorant as the funny
papers say juries are?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Youn HAVE to do your Christmas
shopping this week.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Next Thursday will be the shortest
day in the year.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Married men particularly like to
hear of an old bachelor getting mar.
ried; they like to see the conceit taken
out of him.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

The man who is simply bubbling
over with enthusiasm today will
probably exhaust himself, and be dull
and stupid tomorrow.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Automobile agents work just lik,
other agents: they are saying nov
that machines will be higher in tn,
spring.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Nothing will cure balky horse or 6
balky man like going away and leav
ing him alone.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Every farmer says occasionally, 81
love my children as much as their
mother loves them, for all the fuss she
makes about it,"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

DR.. Cook, however, is not the first
man to turn his energies to being a
lovely character for what money there
is in IL.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Did you ever know a man who
would wait for dinner at home as
cheerfully as he waits for bum free
lunch to be served?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

We often hear men say: III I'd
jump him about IT, he'd only lie out of
it, so might as well not say any.
thing"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Always make allowances for what a
woman says about the salaries re-
ceiNed by her successful kin.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

The trouble with the friendship
bank is that most people want to draw
out more than they put in.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Speaking of paving-get your peti
ton out early.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

When a man fails, he doesn't fin,
much consolation in the assurance
that he was too ambitious.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

Heard anything about a new Union
Pacific depot?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

This is prince of Pilsen" week il
Norfolk.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1910-12-23

A woman was limping on the stree
today "She seems to have clipped {
flange," said brakeman.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-03-04

"The best play ] have ever seem
Colonel Roosevelt.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-03-04
TALK OF THE TOWN.
10 nsw .nIts a Abbott'a.

More new suits at Abbott'a
Bed spreads 7ac 40 vauehans.
Frank shina Of Burlington, Goddard
.09. visited friends in this city yestU
day.
The Dutchess trousers none better,
can Do had from the Frank MoWhoftar
company.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-03-04
6beN1ar1.
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| Hour
the
BY GEORGE BRoADHURsT
Now in Its Fourth Phenomenal Year

The play that has made all America
talk. Presented here exactly as seen for
two years at the Savoy theatre, New
York, I'VE months al the Illinois theatre,
Chicago, six months at the fremont the
atre. Boston, and four months at the
Garrck theatre, Philadelphia.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-03-04
TALK OF THE TOWN.

Read the advertisement Of Moore &
Owens on page 2.
Cut flowers and funeral designs at
Youngson's, z Pearl street Tel. 1921
Another lot Of SC fancy stripe white
goods. See them l0o yard q Vaughans.
Social dance IA Woodmena hall FRI
day evening, March A. Riley's orchestra
oi slx pieces Everybody cordially JIM
yited Fine supper at Rathskeller az IL
midnight Dancing from to 2 a. No..
Full bill, per couple $3.50,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-03-04
DISSOLUTION NOTICE.

James Sector, Carlo Mont and Luigi Rivoita
heretofore la businHss under the nrlh name On
James Sector a Company have This day dis
solved partnership and the business will here
after b1 conducted b. james Sector and Luigi
Rivoita who will collect AN outstanding aes
counts AMI pay an obligations against The nrtn.
Dated this Sra day q March. A ~, 1910
JAMES SECTOR
CARLO MONT,
LUIGI KINOLIA
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-03-04

Prices, SOC, use. 500 and $50. Tick.
etc at Hendricks Saturday night at ]
o'clock.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-04
100000 FUND FOR
MONUMENT To OLD
BLACK NANNY

GALVESTON, Tex, May A.
The organization of Texas citizens
having charge of the movement to
erect a monument to the "old black
nanny of the south" has decided
to make it national tribute This
was determined today because of
pleas from prominent men all over
the country.
1t has practically been decided to
raise the fund by public subscrip-
ton and to erect the monument, of
marble, in Washington. 1t was Or
iginally planned to erect it in Gal
weston with funds subscribed by
citizens of Texas.
1t is contemplated to raise about
$1,000,000, and perhaps limit indi-
vidual subscriptions to 81, although
offers have been made by men to
contribute $500 to $1,000 each to
such a fund.
T. J. Groce, president of the Gal
weston National bank, is chairman
of the organization. Col w. L.
Moody, banker and cotton broker,
and other leading citizens of Texas
are identified with the movement.
Artists are sending in designs for
figures for the monument
1t is planned to elect joint COM
mittee, composed of representative
men from at least every southern
state. to have charge of the project.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-04
Continued.
CHAPTER VIII
At the Marqin Of safety.

~ s'S fVos Sut VI ootStys
"Of course it's a shock" said
Miss Suarez, ito find YOU"
~ am sorry" said Theodore, ito
have shocked you by being visible.
i"
ooh, now" said Miss Suarez.
TRY to supply ellipses-and-and
those things. l meant, to find you,
So"
$50 incapable of-so lacking in
the qualities of-of-of"
You're gradually getting closer
to it," commented Virginia. "Our
dancer, where there is nobody
h. ,,shg about to sort of mitigate
7, Inot that-to-to-"
ITO absorb and diffuse the
Shock" suggested the engineer.
"The very word" said she. "Why
uncle, you're clever, once in a
while"
THANK you, Miss Virginia! T.
Don't interrupt. please. Our dan
ger here in the wilderness, is that
of not catching the shades of ex
preston, the nuances one has to
have ground into ones system with
regard to ones friends-if nuances
can be ground into anything-and
that we'll misunderstood, and fight
and pull hair needlessly. Doesn't
that cover the case?"
.HWhile a very concise statement
or of the dangers, said he
81 don't think 1t does, quite. But
you were saying l lack some quail
ty. Please go on"
"The quality of unclehood," said
she. you don't create the role
suppose my image of charming
young robber-for you're not bad
looking, uncle-you know
Theodore blushed, but strove tc
keep on a high and avuncular pla
teau of platitudes.
piracy and yeggism, and those
things, are so Incompatible with
ones only surviving live-withable
uncle" said Virginia.
an The Babes in the Wood. y
said Theodore, 1.-The uncle was quite
that sort"
81 thought you were going tc
make another application said
she. "The odd thing with us
like living with you immensely
is that, you seem like a Babe In
the Woods more than an uncle, and
I seem the other"
81 scarcely think" began Car
son.
ooh, know you're venerable,
she assured him, or you wouldn
have invented so much. But aftel
tumbling out of that crazy hell
copter at your feet, and being treat
ed-you know what | mean-and
being put to bed after that potion
and read to about dynamos-that
was quite uncleish-and you carry
ing me home. and going north in
the Roc, and acting so lofty and
silly-and dear!-with Silberberg
until his beaky old nose bled, and
jumping off the ship miles above
a rocky and barbed and splky IN
the night and storm-and | feeling
so superior, as one does to a bri
gand-and rather making hero OF
you-and then to find you my uncle
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-04

PAMTA0EsOoYu
Matinee daily; any seat 16c.
Evening, 1880 and 9; seats 15c. csc.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-04

"a LITTLE LESS THAN THREE
YEARS AGO MISS DORIS BEACH,
SPOKANE, PURCHASED A LOT IN
THE EAST END FROM SPARKS
BROTHERS FOR $125, PAYING ST.
DOWN AND ST A WEEK.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-04
WA SH ING
w THEATER IN
HIGH GLASS vAuDEvuxn
Week Commencing sunday matinee
May /, 1910

HIGH GLASS VAUOEV11I0
Week Commencing sunday lGatinso
May I. 1910
The Most Distinguished Feature
of Modern Vaudeville"
WILL J. 0'XEA1M
and Company
In His Own Beautiful Irish Playlee
"a Romance OF Killarney"
''Equilibristic Wonders
STRENGTH D10TXE10
In Marvellous Muscular
Accomplishments
'"rhe Varsity Duo"
Calvert-DEAN D H1IOE-xatA
Presenting
"a Pleasant mistake"
Versatility to It's Highest Degree
THE WoLD0WO1TXD
Singers, Dancers and Wizards OF the
Banjo
''The Country Kids"
Wtlhe-SOLA1 = 1o0U00--Ivolyu
Songs, Dances and Witticisms
The Mirthful Songstsr
SMITH 0'11xUI
NEW MOVING pICTUyNo
Matinee daily at 2:30. Two shows
every evening at 7:S0 and ,. Prices
15c and 25c.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-04
Theatrical
OTIS SKINNER FRIDAY EVE.
MING AT AUDITORIUM,

Otis Skinner is this season du-
plicating his past triumphs and his
new play, "Your Humble Servant"
gives fresh and delightful evidence
of this brilliant actors versatile
powers. He has never been seen
in character which taxed his re-
sources Of serious and comic ex-
preston to such an intense degree.
Your Humble Servant" certainly
demonstrates one potent fact, Otis
Skinner is as good a comedian as
he is romantic actor.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-05-04

WASHINGTON - R e m arkable
feats of strength and skill are per-
formed by the Strength Bros, who
are offering feature of the Wash
ington programe which demon
strates the fact that these young
men are certainly magnificent
specimens of physical development
and their act is good all the way
through.
PANTAGES-Paul's Six Juggling
Girls at the Pantages theater this
week are six little English beauties
from Liverpool and London and
have one of the prettiest and dain-
test Indian club swinging act in
vaudeville. The girls are all the
same size and wear short hair after
the English fashion and dress in
natty and dainty white tennis suits
Amador ledger., 1910-09-16
JACKSON
FUR N ITURE
STORE
L. c. WHITE

l.. ". VIII ! { PIUptICtOi
Art Ticking (McRoskey Matress) filed
with best silk floss from $40 up.
Combination sanitary couch all metal
$3.50. And fancy art ticking to 60
with it at $4 while the lot lasts.
Big assortment of full size enameled
iron beds, brass trimmings SIS mp.
Wood end enameled iron cribs So up.
Large assortment dressers $3.50 up.
Sideboards, chiffioners, cupboards.
kitchen cabinets and china closets of
all descriptions. All go at sacrifice.
Wall Pockets and pictures to go cheap.
Solid Oak domestic refrigerators, from
$3.50 up. A regular Sl5 model.
Rugs, art squares, mats, mating,
sample carpets and linoleum
Stoves of any kind and size and all
prices. This is the season for bargains
Big assortment of goose feather pillows
with the best quality of ticking.
All wool blankets from $3.50 and up
Any size and color shade, with Hart
shorn roller, best on the market.
Bissell carpet sweepers to go $3.50
26 Main St. Telephone
jackson, Black 743