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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-09

SING ana raised kitchen window and
stepped in. AS he stepped in he also
stepped into beartrap yawning for
Weary Willie. and the jaws closed on
one of his legs. He was a big man.
size. Aunt Sally dressed and came out
of her bedroom and had him carried
out on the lawn. There he was tied
up and the trap removed. and she said
she would see him later. After break
fast his case was attended to. The
hired man brought up some blue beech
gads. and while he laid them on Aunt
Sally stood by and sang "Shall We
Gather at the River?''
The next conner f1oated in from the
village. he was travelling with cir
Gus as seller of pink lemonade. Al
though he was making 500 per cent on
his liquid he sighed to get rich faster.
Hearing Of that thousand. he walked
out to cooper it and buy some cold
storage stock. No kitchen window for
him. In the first place he was too
tony, and in the next he found a par
Tor window open. 1t looked good to
him. He went in. The same beartrap
was there. Aunt Sally had simply
shifted it. The victim had good
voice on him. and he used it to arouse
the house. He was taken out and laid
on the grass as the other had been.
but when morning came his punish
ment was a bit different. The rain
barrel at the corner of the house was
full. and he was lifted up and ducked
until he had swallowed about half the
contents and was nearly drowned in
the rest. 1t was the hired man and
girl who did the ducking.
The last attempt on that $1,000, so
far as heard from. for the widow still
lives and keeps it in the house. was
pretty fair plot A stranger called and
introduced himself as a minister. who
wanted board in quiet place for
month while he composed half dozen
sermons and rested up. He toed in,
but Aunt Sally took him in and de-
termined to watch One afternoon at
the end of the second week she had to
spend an hour at the barn with sick
horse. and he was left to finish SER
mon on the sin of dancing and circus
going When she came back to the
house he was hunting among the cob
webs Of the garnet for an old oyster
can holding a thousand dollars. He
claimed to have gone up there to be
nearer heaven. and his claim vas not
disputed. He was tied up, however.
and lowered down the well. 1t was q
deep well and a cold well, and he had
no fur coat He was left there for
three hours, while the widow sang
Beacon Lights for him. He was
then hauled up and thawed out with
thorough good licking. handed his
manuscripts and headed out into the
world. He had flashes of heat and cold
as he went. and he heard Aunt Sally
singing "Watchman. What Of the
NightT until he was half a mile away.
And two days later the good banker,
the honest banker, the banker who toed
in as he walked. walked Off with all
the depOsits In bank.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-09

fences, and on the doors are the
names of the occupants in bold relief
letters, something like row of tomb
stones in rural cemetery.
The Agricultural Department will
SOW at least ten tons of seeds of the
various trees upon the national forest
reserves this year. 1t takes great
many tree seeds to make ten tons:
Jack Pine for instance about $4,000 to
the pound and yellow pine about TO-
600. Most of this seed will be sowed
broadcast, but some will be put in
with corn planter There are now
twenty four national forest nurseries
with an annual productive capacity of
100000 seedlings, and the Depart
ment is experimenting with soils, eli
mate and other conditions to deter
mine the tree varieties suited to vari-
GUS localities.
Many of the Roosevelt trophies from
his African hunt are now on exhibit
ton in the Government museum here.
So far, however, the display consists
of tanned skins and some small skele-
tons as the mounted exhibits are not
completed. 1t is understood that all
mountings will be upon wood or some
such material worked in the form of
the animal, and that nothing will be
stuffed after the old fashion, as better
results are obtained by encasing a
form.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-09
Too Much Companv,

Too Much Company.
'Have you ever loved before?" asked
the coy maid
"Yes." yawned the worldly young
man, "but-er-never before chap
eron, two small brothers and a pet
bulldog"
And then she suggested trip down
the old road to see the stars.-ChicagO
News
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-09
camped There by the River.

Camped There by the River.
Camped there where the river
Is singing to the sea,
What cares he for glory
Where the
Fish
Site
Free.
Camping folks a-shouting
OF offices to be,
But what cares he for office
Where the
Fish
Bite
Free.
Atlanta Constitution
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-09
The Modern Way.

Twill you have this woman to be
your lawful welded wife,"
That's what lowed l would"
Twill you love, honor and obey her,
Amt you got that switched around
parson" asked the man.
John" said the bride elect, don't
you reckon the parson knows his bust
ness? Answer the question:
Eyes, SIR" said the bridegroom meek.
ly. Il reckon I'll have to."-Frank L..
Stanton.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-03-02
What Roosevelt Learned

.,o.uaI Roosevelt roa aa A
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-02-12
On Lif,,na Cat. and R.sei,..

IL In a mistaken idea that the proper
way TO lift n full grown cat Is by the
nape of It's neck without supporting
the lower part Of Its body with the
other hand. IL Is true that the mother
cat carries young kittens by grasplng
In her mouth the loose skin at the
back OF her ofsprings neck. but "A
tiny kitten Is very different matter
from large cat. and. indeed. the only
way 10 lift kitten without squeezing
or hurting It's soft little body IL to lift
II by Its neck. But after II has grown
larger Its own weight Is too great TO
be supported by such a bit OF skin and
fur as IL so grasped by the hand. and
many cat suffers perfect tortures b.
being held In this manner aud Is quite
helpless TO run or struggle. as In such
position certain OF It's muscles can.
not be controlled. and IL IL absolutely
at the mercy OF It's unconscious tor.
mentor.
The same rule should he observed IN
lifting rabbits by their ears. They
should always be partially supported
by the free hand and not allowed H.
dangle with their whole weight strain.
ing from their large but necessarily
delicate ears.-Watchword.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-02-12
CONFIRMED PROOF.
Residents Of Bryan Cannot Doubt
What Has Been Twice Proved.


In gratitude for complete relief from
aches and pains OF bad backs-from
have publicly recommended Doan's
Kidney Pills Residents Of Bryan who
so testified years ago now say their
cures were permanent This testimo
ny doubly proves the worth OF Doan's
Kidney Pills to Bryan kidney suffer.
ers.
Mrs. Z. u. Roberts. Moseley. Street.
Bryan. Texas. says: "A year ago I
gave a testimonial In which told OF
the benefits | had derived Z ON Doans
Kidney pills. gladly renew that
statement now, realizing hat so many
persons are In need OF a reliable kid
ney remedy. For sixteen years vas
a victim OF kidney complaint and az
times had slight attacks OF rheu.
become stiff and painful My kidneys
were also dlsordere6 and the pas sages
OF the secretion were irregulr-. When
heard Of Doan's Kidney Pills. I oh.
tanned box from Emmel a Maloneys
drug store and they entirely relieved
me have since enjoyed excellent
health and have no trouble whatever
from my kidneys o. back"
For sale by all dealers Price soc
Foster llburn Co. Bugffalo. New
York. sole agent for the United States
Remember the nams-Doans-ant
take 10 other. u
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-02-12
DEATH OF MRS. IKE vANNoY.

Friends and relatives in this county
have received the sad news OF the
death Of Mrs. Ike Vannoy, which oc.
Cured at the family home in CroHell
Foard county. on February 3D. She
had ben in feeble health for a long
time and the family removed from
this county for the west two or three
years ago for her health She was a
Miss Purcell. was reared in this coun.
~. ard her many friends aad reia.
tives here will learn OF her death
with profound sorrow.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-02-12
That Genius Whistler.

or Whistler Lady ST. Heller In
Memories OF Fifty Years" writes thus.
He was n genius and had all the de-
fects and qualities OF one. Tc him
everything was a joke. the subject OF
a bonmot. The lightest and daintlest
Of persiHage was what he excelled In.
and one never had a dull moment In
his company. lie was always late for
dinner. arranging the immortal lock
OF gray hair In its proper place as ne
came into the room. with apologies
and excuses none OF them truce.
which he was perfectly conscious and
also OF the fact that his host and
hostess knew that they were not.
Wherever he was there would be cir
Gle listening TO him. and his ringing
laugh would be heard all over the
room as he sent his shafts right and
left into the joints Of the armor Of
those who were attacking him. IL was
a great surprise and almost n shock
when be appeared rs n benedict"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-02-12
Not the Usual Romance.

Recently one OF our most fastidious
young men bought a pair OF overalls
and found In them the name OF Oh"
sewing girl who made them.
He very promptly wrote her a letter
with all the effusiveness necessary In
such a case and In due time received
O reply. which. however. was void OF
the romance usual In such cases. Here
Il is: Il am a working girl. Il is true.
but make a good living. and do not
care TO support a husband. as would
do II married some silly noodle who
gets mashed on a girl he never saw.
Permit me TO say that do not know
how my card got In that pair OF over.
alls aud that when do marry. II ever.
Il will be some fellow who can AFFORD
something better than forty-seveD
cent pair Of breeches. "-Muscotah Re
corder.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-02-12
Rsarraneing the Basis.

"You are charging me 81 week foi
board and lodging. Mrs. Irons" said
the gray haired person OF the name Of
Harris. May ask how you would
itenlze II; What part Of II Is for
boardy"
Five dollars" replied the landlady.
And 81 for my room?"
"Yes"
We'll. II you don't mind. Mrs. Irons"
be said proceeding TO square up for
another week. well consider here.
after that I'm paying you 50 for lodg-
ing and 81 for board. II will seem
more ms II ! were getting the worth Of
my money"-Chicago Tribune
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-02-12
VERY FINE BIRDS.
HE wife's Comment or the RssIls &.
His huntinq Trip.

Tvs FeHbHb mp
The braggadOcio of the common "a.
riety Of husbands generally sooner or
later falls before the keen insight ihui
most women have OF human uatur, -
general aud Dragging husbands h. pnr
ticular A witty southern woman wa.
married TO such a man. who. thoug o.
invariably unsuccessful as hunter.
was continually Boosting OF his XIII.
ings
As he was returning home one even.
CURED TO him that the usual accom-.
paniment OF an empty game bag was
not In accordance with his Oft boosted
skill as a hunter aud that his wife
would again have the Joke on him. ~
be went 10 the market and purchased
two brace OF cartridges
As he entered the house he threw
them on the table with great eclai and
exclaimed. We'll. you dear old doubt
or. you see that am handler with the
gun than you give the credit for being.
after all: now don't your
Milady picked up the birds and eY.
amined them very carefully. As she
looked up after the examination he
said:
Zine birds. my dear-very tine birds.
are they notr'
Robert" responded the wife, turn.
Ing up her nose. you we're only just
In time 10 shooting those birds today.
Tomorrow II would have been ever.
iastingiy too iate."-st Louis Repul.
lie.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-02-12
DON'T MISS THIS.
Itching Scalp and DandruH Will Van.
ish and luSuriant Hair Follow.

Itching Scalp and Dandrun Will Van.
ish and Lusurisnt Hair Follow.
II Partisan Sage does not cure dan.
druff. stop falling hair or itching OF
the scalp in two weeks. our druggist
viii give YOU your money back.
Can any offer be fairer than this'
Is there any intelligent man or wo.
man in this city troubled with dan.
druff who can afford not to accept
this offer?
Partisan Sage Is not a nostrum; II Is
the scientific preparation Of one OF
the worlds greatest dermatologists.
Il will grow hair II will cure dan.
druff. It will stop falling hair. II will
make the scalp clean and white and
free It from any disease.
Il Is the most marvellous and eff.
cient hair dressing known. II will turn
harsh. lusterless and unc ontrollable
hair into soft. lustrous and fascinating
hair in a few days II is the favorite
hair dressing OF thousands OF Amer.
lean women. who realize that no wo.
man can be handsome without beauti.
full hair.
A large bottle costs so cents at
druggists all over America. J. Z. Jen.
kins sells 1t on the money back plan.
The Grin with the auburn hair on
every bottle. Mail orders filled by
American makers. Gironx Mfg. Co.
Buffalo. n. Y.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-02-12
WHITE SALE CONTINUES.

On account OF large number OF
requests We are going to continue our
White Goods Sale all next week. so as
to give everybody in town a good op
portunity TO lay in a supply OF laces.
embroideries and white goods at a
big saving Eugene Edge. on the cor
ner. IS
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-02-12
coyo,s and Jack Rabbit.

The speed OF the Jack rabbit has al.
ways been proverbiai among western
men. like the speed Of a coyote. In
straightaway race II is claimed that
the jack rabbit can distan nee the coyote.
but he usually falls q victim to the
coyotes superior intelligence. The ia
vorite coyote method for catching Jack
rabbits Is for one OF the animals TO
start a Jack and attend TO the work OF
keeping the victim on the run. while
the other coyote sits down, patiently
awaiting the arrival OF his dinner.
The Jack rabbit when he has a free
range will run In circles. and the
coyotes cleverly count on this habit.
Before long the rabbit will arrive at
the place from which he started, and
there coyote No. 2. fresh and ready
for a short sprint. will swoop down
upon him and then divide the meal
with the coyote that has done the ac'
tusl chaslnR.-New yerK Prcss
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-02-12
More Than One Way.

The caller. man whom he bad
known In the old town back In Penn.
sylvania, had dropped In TO talk Odd
times with the busy lawyer. and the
lawyer had endured It patiently for
an hour and half Then. unseen by
the caller. he pushed a small knob at
the end OF his desk. and a bell rang
In the adjoining room.
Excuse me a moment. Mr.. Hocken-
splutter," he said stepping into the
other room and proceeding TO hold this
one sided conversation over an imag
mary telephone:
"HellOr'
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-02-12
The Fortune Tellers.

Lady-Poor man. So you are Just
out Of jaily Tramp-Yes. mum. was
victim Of fortune tellers ten years
ago. Lady-lndeedy Tramp-Yes, mum.
The distric; attorney told me where
I'd ever been and what Ia ever done
during my whole life. and the judge
predicted where would be for the
next ten years. Puck.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-02-12
FOSTERS WEATHER BULLETIN.

copyrighted 1910 by W. T. FosterJ
Washington. d. C.. Feb. i2.-Last
bu'eltin gave forecasts OF disturb
ance to cross continent about 10 TO
li7. warm wave - TO l6. cool wave
Is TO 10. This disturbance will break
up the winter storm period predicted
for first half OF February. and will in
augurate a series OF storms more on
the order due In early spring. TEN
peratures OF this disturbance will av'
erage above normal and precipitation
will be less than was brought about
By the preceding storms. This dis
turbance will reach its greatest force
on east side OF continent not far
from II.
Netx disturbance will reach Pacific
coast about II. cross Pacific slope by
close OF rs, great central valleys 10
TO p. northeastern states and eastern
provinces 20. Warm wave will cross
Pacific slope about II. great central
valleys 10. northeastern states and
eastern provinces 81 Cool wave Will
cross Pacific slope about 20. great
central valleys go. northeastern states
and eastern provinces "a.
This disturbance will keep well to
northward. coming in by way OF Den
yer. ST. Louis, Cincinnati and Wash
lngton. causing cold. stormy weather
north OF the storm path and very
warm. threatening weather south OF IL
This disturbance will be at It's great.
est force on the Pacific slope about
II and viii continue TO be a severe 1
storm till II gets east Of the Rockies,
Not much precipitation with this y
torn.
Most important disturbance OF Feb.
uary and general crop weather OF
iarch will be forecasted in next bul.
atin.
I expect to begin the publication OF
~ monthly weather charts In the
ewspapers in April. These charts
~ give forecasts OF crop weather.
lcluding variations in temperatures.
linfall. storms. hot waves. cold
ayes. etc. They will not be furnish
4 TO newspapers that do not publish I
y weekly bulletins. After the month.
charts are published regularly in
lie newspapers, do not wish to con.
nue. sending them. as | now do. to
dividuals as propose to furnish :
em exclusively to the press.
am preparing TO largely extend my :
Gather work and for that purpose {
IN organize and establish Fosters {
Gather Bureau at Washington. For
rec years have devoted all my en-. $
gies to experiments and as soon as o
can put out forecasts based on the !,
)nderful things have recently
lnd in natures laws my forecasts
II cause a world wide sensation.
My work will all go out through
e newspapers that publish it and | G
Il. on receipt OF inquiry, with stamp, =
re names OF papers in vicinity OF the b
luiry. that publish my work.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-02-12
NOTICE.

My markets and restaurant will re.
main open on Saturday nights until
II o'clock. but will positively not open
on Sunday. Patrons are urged TO get
their Sunday supplies on Saturday. S.
W. BUCHANAN. IS
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-02-12

Lost: near cemetery. one young
Walker hound (female). about seven
months old. black and white spot.
ted. I think she may have followed
someone out OF town. IL not stolen.
Return OF dog or any information will
be suitably rewarded. Had my collar
on with ]. NJ. Caldwell, Bryan. Tex.
as. on plate.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-02-12
WILLING 20 Compromise.

JudGe-lll have 10 Gnc ye $50 for ex.
ceedinc the speed limit. Jack Scorch-
er-Look here. judge, this young lady
and want 10 get married. Remit the
nne and you get the job.-Brooklyn
Life.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-02-12
A Paragon.

What reason have You for thinking
that hes perfect grntlcmanT'
He must be- I hid dinner NJ H.
house. and neither his wife nor daugh
ter corrected him once Co. Detroit Ere.
Press
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-02-12

Eugene Edge. on the corner. has a
house full OF new goods that have
Just arrived. Call and see them. IS
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-02-12
"IIellor

mo, Bertha. I'll not have time TO
come home for dinner. It's already
40. and ] have several hours work
yet TO do. ] am very busy and have
been detained"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-02-12
yes Goodhvr

"Yes. Goodbyr'
Then he went back 90 his desk. But
Mr.. Hockensplutter had already risen
10 go.-Chicago Tribune
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-02-12

wANTED-Ten pounds OF nice,
clean rags. Apply al Eagle Ptg. Co.
u.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-02-12
J. w. BATS
REAL ESTATE AGENT

ONCE In Taliaferro Building Opposite
Court House Phone 81
Have In Office the only set OF Abstract
Books OF Brazos County Land titles
FOR SALE
30 Acres fronting. on College road.
Acre orchard and one Of the best
tanks In the county we'll s.oeked With
fish Price $4,000.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-10-15
GLOWING REPORTS
OF SISTER STATE
Arlzonn's Resources Demanding Attcn-
ton. SAYS, Priest. Andrew kim
ball. Now Here.

Given the laurel wreath of statehood.
Arizona, the sister state to the south.
is demanding the notice of the world
with Il tale Of resource and prosperity
which will undoubtedly make her fac
tor of no mean proportion in tho ma
TONS capital.
President Andrew Kimball OF the St.
Joseph stake of Arizona is in Salt Lake
city visiting friends ana relatives; and
his message Is one Of promise for
Arizona.
ARIZONA is blessed generally with
favorable conditions SAID MIR. KIM
ball. WhilcTcopperis 4 little low. this
abundant output OF our state IMPLY
counteracts the market. Arizona, you
must know, stands second III copper
production. Montana alone forging
ahead OF her in the production OF this
metal.
Gold is being discovered and de-
velopcd to IL considerable extent; in
deed some or our valley boys have dis
covered one OF the best god mines in
the state and we are developing it TO
good advantage, most of the stock be-
ing subscribed by our own people.
"Thomas s. kimball, my nephew, OF
Thatcher, is employed in that city and
his brother Ounce, the general manager
of the Nine Is in Salt Lake City. I am
informed that they have sufficient funds
already to erect q stamp mill. which
will easily be the means OF separating
the free gold from the ore. @
Despite the suspicious outlook from
a mining standpoint. the agricultural
prospects OF the state are not SO, bril-
liant. We had two short drouths this
season, resulting In the loss or ut least
an ~ In, m y, iut, lnp "A to-
trcts. OF course we will still get
four crops and u good pasture besides.
Producers. OF late, have supplied them
selves with commodious hay barns,
which. Of course, have resulted In
better product and better market prices
The holding OF hay back and tho de-
preston from other causes. have re-
suited In n money stringency: but we
have plenty of hay for our own feed
Hay Is tho chief product Of the ella
valley ana ! presume It is the best
hay In the world.
Grain and fruit and other products,"
continued Mr.. Kimball, "havc done
moderately well this year. Unfortun-
ntely we havo been introduced to the
codling moth and dcplorable destruc-
ton OF our apple crops and other de-
ciduous fruit has been the result At
the last Legislature n horticultural law
was pnssed and a commission appoint
cd. The chairman OF the board Is an
orange grower of Maricopa county and
the other members include Prof. Forbes.
director OF tho experiment station ut
Tuscon. and myself. The people, es.
pccially those In the deciduous districts
respect tho law: hence we believe VIC
cnn thwart the efforts OF the cooling
moth. while In other districts we be-
:lieve that the quarantine provided by
the law will save our orange Industry
President K,mbal likes Arizona and
her peope; and believes t.:st state
hood will RAPIDLY bring her to the front.
He will visit Provo on Sunday as
member of the general Sunday school
board and after n short stay in Los
Angeles. will proceed homeward for his
eall and winter work.