Evening journal., 1910-05-09

.r ohstor Palace Society" and ION Tran !
Of Haroun al Raschid," are thc lru't
cleaned from exciting research INTO Ne"
York and oriental eXtravagancei lruit
ehopped Into very small pieces TO pre- |
eede tha salad course are three brownSI
iuicy roasts. cooked by Judge Ben b.
1 lindsey. Richard W. Child and John l..
Mathews" I'm going TO add post
script" said the artist. "By the perfor-
atcd line along the colored frontispiece Of
the Aegean Sea painting by Frederick
Church, magazine has made Il possible
10 remove the picture from the magazine
without lniuring il. It's a fine idea.
"Ha! Discovered" hissed the detective
pouncing upon the May number Of the
Smart Set. "Fonedr he groanod. when
half way through the story Of "rhe Buc-
cancer" There were New York society
men, stealthy Chinese servants beautiful
maidens. country houses and hotels, but
who stole the necklace and what they had
done with # he could not te l. Finally he
hit upon the brilliant plan OF going
through the story backwards. and came
out dragging the villain handcuned. He
had gotten the villain almost to- job. when
he found so amusing story farther along
IN the magazine. that he forgot about his
prisoner. and that worthy went back to
"The Buccaneer." where youn have to
hunt him up without help from the de-
toctive. The detective Is on the trail OF the
ambitious lady who was "some punlSins"
ln her native town, bur found coiu indif-
ference at the big summer resort That
didn't prevent her from having a yarn to
tell when she got back home tnat made
hei the envy of every woman there.
The housewife. with firm. uncrrlng
grasp oxtricatod the May number Of the
Delineator from the pile. saying she did
Ike something Of practical use. She found
many economical and delicious recipes,
and some fashion hints that would De of
great beneht in re-modciing her last sum-
mer's dresses and planning her new ones.
There were also lessons IN millinery which
would save her pretty penny in hat
bills There were tho rewest suggestions
for neckwear, the latest designs in cm-
hroidcry, the latest methods IN huus ekcep-
ing The housewife. an up-to dase person
who not only belonged TO dozen clubs
bull-pup. From time to time, he removed
his pipe long enough to emit roars OF
amusement. what ails you?" queried the
rest of the company. This Cosmopolitan
ali right, vouchsafed the young man..
The IlustriousaPrince 10y h. Phillips Op-
Ipcnheim is a bully story, and listen 10
this;
a distinguished member of the National
Geographic Society on his way down
town one day when the polar controversy
was at its height, passed some little col
ored boys who were playing with two very
pretty kittens Pausing ho asked the lead
or of the party if he had named the kit
tens.
"Oh. yes" was his reply, Il call en-
Tawm and Jerry
why not call them Cook and Peary2
Deed, boss" was the quick rejonder
"dese we're amt polecats."
You're a bum critic, you are. groanct
the senior. why. you've left out som,
Of the best parts Of the magazine; for in.
stance the article ON Joe Cannon. by Al
fred Henry Lewis, the investigation Of
color-blindness. and Diaz Of Mexico''
method Of turning insurgents into govern
ment officials"
Everybody's a Salad.
"Everybody's for May Is like n salad,
said the chef dreamly. There Is the lob
stor on the cover. with a lettuce greer
background; and the contents are varle'
I'm nature. refreshing, wholesome an,
pleasing to the taste; moreover they arr
served with an appetizing dressing of pun
gent comment. Flower in Bloom" "a
Successful Wife," "Once a Blueiacket,
and the Dipping at Turkey Bush." an
crisp stories that crunch under the teeth
and civic reform societies, but was th'
finest housekeeper in town, said she al
ways picked up labor-saving ideas in th'
Delineator. In the May number, ''The Da!
Of the Woman" by Charles Zeublin, par
ticularly interested her.
Some Recreation.
"see here. I want TO get into this" sal
the sporting specialist. angling success
fully for the copy OF Recreation "Thi
periodical has an article on the bad efeS
hos comets upon fishing. The fishing editc
Of Recreation says he hasn't yet dete
mined the exact effect, but he Is going
try the fishing first. meanwhile keeping a
eye peeled for comets" The specialist WI
much taken with the latest fashions
camp equipment. as described by Recrei
tion. 1t seems that wash-basins, bucket
and even bath-tubs, are now made
waterproof brown canvas, besides waite
proofed muslin ''grub-backs" There w
a story in Recreation about a frog used I
bait that swan back TO the shore whi
,, the fisherman slept, climbed a tree, your
] the nsh-Bra around tho sr~Ns sever