The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-07-19
1--WE TOPICS aBOIT TOWN.

SId tim" does come perhaps | shall profit
~ tip ] PICKED NJ the other day IN 4
tail"rs shop \ customer gave an order
To- sew Grape IN his sleeve while he waited.
who - dea6'' the .ailor asked
Nv wig. s,td the man
First ~ second? sari IN" tailor
Second slld tho man
-Wthout further r"narks on either
side tho tabor -ewe'l on the Grape When
"a" man PIT his lat on he hooked at the
mourning hand douhtfIlly
What dii You put It away down there
f,rs' he said Why didn't YOU put II
IN tho usual place between the shoulder
and chow
BsNrauaa that isn't the proper place
Tor mourning for a,second wife said the
tailor A second wife calls for the mourn
inc hand between the elbow and the hand.
and any tailor who knows hia business
will pIt II there
None NJ the eNpatTiates settled in New
Work are a. addicted ~ CLAIMS as the
Italians Their quarters IN various PARTS
Il N" city ar" filled with street stands
Nor" ambitious providers ~ food have
built little houses on the corners and serve
their Gust nmers with tho greater cere-
mouy prssIhl. To such an establishment
Whether u 10 the street stands or the
more permanent structures. the peidlers
who have CLAIMS as their stock In trade
are generally sure 81 customers There
~ scarcely an hour ~ the day that docs
about the street stands bargaining in
the VOclferOls manner possible only -
IN" Italians for the shcllfish piled up
under the cakes ~ ice
Since the stringent provisions ~ the
4 Ain
many chaufTeurs have decided TO brush up
IN their knowledge 81 the workings Of a
motor car and have entered automobile
schools The new hill will go into effect
on August and chauTcurs who have not
already taken the examination for licenses
ar" now working hard 10 III themselves
foT II Almost every nigh, six or seven
instruction cars from the schools a." out
on upper seventh avenue crowded Wit h
students and with a demonstrator Nn the
running hoard seeing that the man at the
wheel does his work property
know. said n railroad man. that the
great majority ~ people take their yaca-
tions in summer but there ara some who
never 60 then. among them heng rail
road men Simple enough ~ course
When tho great multitude is away travel
ling somebody has to look after the trans
prrtatIun and that makes summer for the
railroad man the busiest time Of the year
other trades aud businesses may slack up
hen 49, that people can get IN. hut not tho
when ne plugs hardest His vacation
hegins along about October
III. Spoaner~ usad to ChpUsa the rear
seats IN tho oj.~n cars whore they would
no ont of range of curious eyes sine.
the advent 81 the automobile stages on
Fifth avenue III" spoonrrS seem tn pre-
Ter them The favorit. scat IL the last
an ~" iIht hand Sida Tn" lucky
uai- usually Obtain this seat down at
Washington Monument and 60 clear
up Tifth aNenu. and R.s-sde ~ the
end % the route u may "" a little more
"Nucn-iyr t. tide IN the stages than on
the cars. bat that's small matter
III" Judges II the appellate courts ~
Now ork S'a'. arc exceedingly cautious
about permitting their decisions 10 leak .
said a lawvet I knew one ~ the Judges
fairly well and happening to meet him
the other day ASK ed him what the court
was going tn DO about two cases of min"
that had Ee..n under collaboration for some
tt'n" ! gees 70 Will %" about a tossIp.
~" Judge told me- didn' understand
What no meant untN N" decisions wer"
handed down and found hat | had won
one case and lnst a." nthsr
The rrrhan swirl m~y have soon rs
ios' q. v ~ Ter - the most eSrcting
dr.~,rrs POI" rouC"rned and the repor'
comes tom Newport rrd Bar Harhrr
,hat this pronounced s'y !" ~ dressing
~" hrir r. rely s"en there But ~ Con"y
islgud The turrsn SWIRL - moro appre.
. - AZ
f,r the time 'aing the question ~ nsttin z
tho hair Her hcng may still 10 dripping
g pd M. hsTr under her tirhsn swirl may
W wrincrug wnt. but the wom"n nathsr
- Cnney leland 80 long = her prot.-c'i ~
s0iTuTe - IN place. looks a~ s"lf-sS tbs.
Ned u We. HAIR no longer caused hey
any problems ~ dressing.
4 ~es trc- 'sd e. , good example ~
phonetic spelling the other day, sid n
women shprprr i WIS downtown and
~ ordering goods sent t. my home the
word Windsor occurred A. part ~ my
address II seemed such common word
that never thought of spelling It end
WIS Eomawh.t -Irprtsnd when after
a1urishing her pencil for moment tn.
OF Dnrttsy coIfed young person behind
tho counter wrote Winzer Fearing
that I "a never ge' my pack g. On account
ot this unusual spelling OF 80 common
a word ven'ured - rem"nstrate
We'll. Il dposn spell anything else
bu, Windsor, does ~ she srgIed A.
tho weather wPs too hot - make any sort
II argument possible I admltied that
Wtn1er certainly did spell Windsor
phrne'icaIly She didn't of"r 20 change
he rome rkghle spelling and lett tn"
counter wondering II I'd ever get my
gods When I reached home late that
Same afternoon my package was in my
q, M r'rnent with WinZer' still figuring
In The address
1T somehow reminded me ~ the IL
llfar'e man who wanted 10 draw his
chack for $50 H. wrote Atty on the stub,
. nd when ranonstrat"d with said. Doe-n Z
sU.lI snything else. does it,
-Irlking e the Ia III price ~ drinks. :
-aii a Ilreayo rnAr who - spending few
days ~ til. city. hes brought out 70
story 10 equal NV experience six weeks ago
vhen I returned from Paris. Id tried
aLsinths over Z , ore. 80 ordered two drinks
Of tina, 10 irtrpiucp 10 "a Western friead
who was IN New York when ! landed
I put som. iu two glasses and Allied them
with wate- The check was 81 Zach
drink cost 81 H. vain ] eXpostulatei.
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