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Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
An Error in Noses.

so Bernard Shaw is not coming to
America, Ell? He says we are two
hundred years behind the times, so he
could learn nothing from u.s. Well,
welli"
The speaker, a dramatic critic of
Washington, laughed heartily.
shaw" he said, lis amazing He
always does the original thing. I went
to see Caesar and Cleopatra with him
once, and as we stood in the aisle
the house was Crowded. stranger be.
hind us persisted in poking his head
right over Shaw's shoulder.
shaw then did the original thing.
Taking out his handkerchief he wiped
the mans nose, patting and twisting
It pretty vigorously.
The man, with an ugly oath, ierked
back his head.
"Oh. I beg your pardon said Shaw.
I thought 1t was mine, you know +"
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19

Il is a funny thing that most peo-
pie at times are filled with a strong
conviction that the rest Of the world
are all wrong, and that they alone are
right
Most Of us are apt to be hard on
people who do not do just what we
think they ought to. forgetting that
every person is born different, grows
up different, and probably remains
different an through life.
III Is easy TO criticise. but we must
not forget that to other people we
may lie making almost as great mess
sin a different way. perhaps-of our
own lives.
So. instead Of talking over other
peoples strayings from the path and
expecting them to do impossibilities.
It would surely be better to try to APP
preciate our friends as they are and
believe the righteousness Of their mo-
lives, however things may go awry.-
Home Chat
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
AEa CHEAP DINNER.

she found the price OF meat 50 high
She didn't even stop TO spy;
ouoth she: "I'n be overhasty,
But think up something cheap and tasty
Then with . smile upon her face
She hied TO the grocer's place;
Ten cents for corn Of this years canninS'
Twas wonderful her clever planning!
That night corn fritters sat In state
Upon her board. and quite elate
She got her husband interested
In re the dime she had invested.
But-well-men are so obtuse,
To try and please them Is no use.
Her husband. sans a single stutter,
Remarked Say. what's the price OF
butter?"
And then he figured up the corn
And eggs and butter that had gone
Into those fritters and the batter
And ended with: why. what's the mat
ter?''
OF course. she'd tainted! Twas shock!
She might have had a Plymouth Rock!
In fact, a quail or two were lost her
In what those cheap corn fritters cost
heri
Times.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
ANNOUNCEMENT

The partnership existing since 1890 under Tn.
firm name of H. W. Allen & Co., wherein H W
Allen and F. D. Abernethy, both of Burlington
County of Chuenden and State of Vermont WEIR
general partners has this 10th day of May, 1910 been
dissolved by mutual consent H W. Allen retiring
F. D. Abernethy, having purchased the inters
held by Mr.. Allen, will continue the business unde,
his own name as successor to H. w. Allen & ca
assume all obligations and liabilities pay all debts d
and collect all accounts due H. w. Allen & Co.
Burlington, VT, HEMAN W. ALLEN
May 10th, 1910 F. d. ABERNETHY
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
CAPITAL SAVINGS BANK AND
TRUST COMPANY,
Capital, 100000
UndivIded Profits, $4,000
Assets, ST, 700, 900
Banking in All its Branches. DEPOSIT
tary for the State OF Vermont
and the City Of Montpelier.
MoNTPELlER. VERMONT.

Welcomes and appreciates deposits, with
interest at FOUR PER CENT. per annum,
payable semi-annually, on the first days OF
January and July in each year-the highest
Interest rate paid by banks. Deposits made
on or before the 5th day Of the month will
draw interest from the first day.
Checks, postal and express money orders
by mail are deposited at par the day re-
ceived. A 5000 deposit, the bank paying
the taxes, yields MORE NET INCOME
than a 6 per cent taxable investment In
terest paid when due and the deposit avail
able in whole or in part at any time Of need.
The profits Of capital are the reward of la
Dor just as much as the wages directly paid
TO the labOrer. An increase of interest on
bank account is equivalent to an increase
of salary.
TRUSTEES-T. J. Deaviti, President Albert lohon.
mott, list Vice President A. J. Sbley, I'd Vice Presi-
dent n N. Taplin, Alex Cochran, George L. Blanch.
ard, Warren 6. Nye.
T. j. DEAVITT, President.
FRANK N. SMITH. Treasur er
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19

Senator Joseph NJ Dixon OF Mon
tana has made himself well known
IN the senate Offices at Washington
By banishing the air Of inaccessfbilitv
which hangs around the corridor
over on the house side tiny brass
tablets on the doors state to whom
the Offices belong. but on the senatorial
side there is a long line Of blank doors
with vivid lettering on which is bold
II inscribed Senator Dixon. Montana
Entrance. Walk in" As even the
brass name plates on the representa-
tives doors need pair Of glasses to
decipher them. Senator Dixon's plan
has done much to make him popular. {"
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19

his eyes narrowed-"and can get
away with It. I'll reconsider this-er-
proposition you've put to me-. Smith
ignoring his visitor, now turned 70
bis desk. The interview was over.
It was a thoughtful Tommy who be-
took himself to the elevator. The ut
tie curve of optimism about his mouth
was gone. Three new wrinkles
marred the placidity of his brow. Young
Briggs, for the nonce, had something
to think about. For the first time IN
his nuttering career. something had
been denied him.
II needed Just this denial to bring
out the latent points in the youth.
His starved brain seized the problem
eagerly.
A week passed.
Eva" growled John Anderson. one
evening. his suspicious eyes on the
girl. SIS that young whippersnapper
still around?"
Miss Eva's fair face flushed.
Which one, father?" Her voice was
calm enough. You know. at different
times, you have dubbed them all that
Individually and collectively"
And | was right" roared the bulky
architect, eager for the fray. Each
and every one of them is a brainless
whippersnapper without an idea in his
useless head. Now. in the old days"
IF you will discriminate" interrupt
ed the girl, hastily. 'Tll answer your
question. Which particular 'whipper-
snapper do you mean?"
Young featherbrain Briggs" grum-
bled Smith.
He is Understanding around,
answered the girl, shortly, land now
let's change the subject. Oh. papa
1.-THE girl impulsively tripped over to
the old ogre and placed soft arm
about his neck), received just the
dearest, sweetest present by express
to-day. want you to see It," With
out waiting for a reply the girl ran
from the room. returning with small
box-like case.
In a second. the cover was re-
moved and a handsome gold-mounted
talking machine was placed on the
center table.
'Huh!" calculated Smith. What
fiendish taste. The thing has so much
gold on II that 1t is absolutely indie.
cent"
The girl laughingly inserted rec
ord.
Listen" she continued, this is
something out of the ordinary. -
Starting the machine the girl returned
to seat herself in the lap of her ia,
Their
"Whirr-ir-huffie-uz," began the
machine, and suddenly:
Miss Eva, l, Thomas Briggs, dc
hereby seize this opportunity in the
presence of your father of asking you
to become my wife. +"
With a roar the portly one arose
thereby suddenly depositing a fluffy
bundle of clinging femininity on the
floor, and by quick kick the recorded
eloquence of Thomas Briggs was at
an end.
he stared at the broken machine
savagely.
From behind him came a fearful
voice of protest.
IL don't think that was very
nice" sobbed the disarranged one
"After-after Tommy was man enough
to live up to his word when-when In
reality 1t wouldn't have made any
difference at ALL"
Smith glared at the girl.
do you love him?" he asked.
"Ye-ye-yes," came the weepfu
but decided answer
The old man stared long at the
broken machine Gradually an amused
smile played about the corners of hi:
stern lips.
Well, take him then" he grumbled
Anyway, | made him prove that be
could think"
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
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Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
One woman,s Way.

"Yes," said the doctor Il once knew
a woman who died from worry"
what did she worry about?" queried
the pale patient.
why, she just worried because she
had nothing to worry her." answered
the NJ. ID.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19

This is a strictly up-to-date prison.
You notice that all the drink prisoners
are behind bars, and all the women in.
mates in tiers
And what do you do with the intel
ligent and educated prisoners"
I'VE put them in the brain cells"
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
She Meant Il. Too.

Mayme-I was surprised to hear Of
your engagement to Mr.. DeFright
Only a few weeks ago you told me
you wouldn't marry him If he had a
million dollars.
Edyth-Yes, know; but since then
/ discovered that has two millions.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19

could not 90 any OF
my homework. My
sickness was called
Retroflexion. When
! would sit down l
felt as if | could not
get up. | took
Lydia Z. Pinkham's
Vege table Com
pound and did just
as you told me and
now / am perfectly
cured, and have a
big baby boy"
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
II is Different.

Papa. what is meant by placing
witness under the rule?"
why do you wish to know"
Il was wondering If Il is anything
like placing a school boy under the
ruler"
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
A Waiting Attitude.

"Triggs pays his wife devoted at
tention"
Il guess he will be doing that for a
long time to come.
What makes you think 500"
"She doesn't show the slightest in
clination to give Triggs control Of her
fortune"
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
On a West Side Sign.
s-lsurdna
Times.

Come try our candy,
It's the best. north or south.
You'n find Il so handy:
IL melts in the mouth
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19

How did Maude change her hair
from brown to golden2 Is il a dark
secret?
"on the contrary. It was a light
Job"
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19

Il see where a quick-witted drum
mer soothed Jenries by inviting him
TO have a drink
All the great man is human. after
allir
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
10 peadsn Pain

Now stovaine is the latest.
Twere well 70 drink a cup
Next autumn ere you start Ia
At putting the st0veup.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
Consider This Advice.


No woman should submit to surgi-
cal operation, which may mean death,
until she has given Lydia L. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, made exclusive
ly from roots and herbs, a fair trial.
This famous medicine for women
has for thirty years proved to be the
most valuable tonic and invigorator OF
the female organism. Women resid-
ing in almost every city and town in
the United States bear willing testi-
mony to the wonderful virtue of Lydia
Il. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
1T cures female ills, and creates radi-
ant, buoyant female health. If you
are i'll, for your own sake as well as
those you love, give it trial.
Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass,
invites all sick women to write
her for advice. Her advice Is free,
and always helpful.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
ANOTHER
WOMAN
CURED
ByLydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Black Duck, MIMI" about a year
ago wrote you that was sick and
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19

Smith-Did Henpecque make any
demonstration at his mother-in-law'
funeral?
Jinks-Yes. You could hear him
laughing two blocks away.
Evening journal., 1910-09-29
REPUBLICANS
In CONFERENCE

Members of the Republican State
Committee held a meeting at head
quarters at Ninth and Shipley streets
this morning and discussed the cam
paign outlook and plans. Reports
from the three counties were most
gratifying. The committeeman from
Sussex brought word that the ticket
nominated there on Tuesday was one
of the best ever named is that coun-
" and doubtless will poll the party
strength and get some Democratic
support beside.
Governor Pennewill visited the COM
mittee meeting for a few minutes and
then left. The Governor when asked
about his prospective selection for
State Auditor TO succeed Theodore f..
Clark. deceased, said he was not
ready TO make any announcement. He
said he would make no appointment
until he had an opinion from the
judges as to his appointive powers.
It is expected that the Republican
State Committee will have frequent
conferences in the three counties dur
ing the remainder Of the campaign
that being the idea of Chairman Ed
mund Mitchell. BY meeting fire.
/ uuently and in each county the COM
[ mittee can have conferences with th'
candidates and party workers IN al
sections.
Evening journal., 1910-09-29
TO BREAK GROUND
FOR new MISSION
DISTINGUISHED Italians to At
tend Church Exercises
on Saturday

Ground will be broken for the Ital-
ian Presbyterian Mission on DUPONT
street, below Seventh, with interest
ing ceremonies Saturday afternoon.
The exercises will begin at S o'clock
with addresses by prominent church
workers. A feature will be the sing
ing OF hymns in English and Ital-
ian.
Among the speakers will be the Rev
DR.. Aide Pirazinni. superintendent
of the Italian department of the White
Bible School, of New York, and the
Rev. Dr.. Pietro, editor of an Italian
magazine, also of New York.
The Rev. Mr.. De Pamphlets, Ital-
ian missionary here, will speak for
the Italians who will be benefited by
the mission, and the Rev. Alexander
Alison, Jr.. will speak as a represen-
tative of West Presbyterian Church,
which has promoted the mission.
Isaac s. Baird will speak for the Of
ficers of West Church. Archibald NJ.
Main, superintendent of the school,
maintained for Italians by West
Church, will also make an address,
and will present the spade for the
ground breaking.
II is hoped to dedicate the mission
on January 1. The new building Will
cost $4,000. The basement will be for
recreation. and there will be an audi
forum. Sunday school quarters and
class rooms on the first floor The mis-
sion is In a fiourishing condition, hav-
ing rs members and $50 Sunday school
Dupilg
Evening journal., 1910-09-29
GATHER MAIL
AT NIGHT NOW

The changes made in the mail col
lection service in this city announced
by Postmaster NJ. Howard Jester, sew
eral days ago, went into effect to-day.
Hereafter until further notice prac-
tically the entire city will get a night
mail collection service. Letter boxes
all over the city win be collected
from with the exception of few out
lying bores.
A collection commencing at
o'clock In the evening will be made
from Ninth street TO the city line on
the South: from Jefferson street TO
city line on the west. except boyes AZ
Sixth avenue and Coleman street,
Second and Ford streets and SECOND
and Rodman streets. Other sections
of the city will be taken care of in
collections starting at o'clock and at
$50 o'clock
Evening journal., 1910-09-29
Governor PennewiH Asks
Judges TO Interpret
Whether He Can APP
point Man TO Serve
Until 1913

Whether Governor Pennewill shall
appoint O State Auditor 70 serve I'M
I'll the expiration OF the present year,
or shall appoint an auditor to serve
until the first of January, 1913, is a
Question that has arisen over filling
the vacancy in the authorship caus-
of Delaware City.
Governor Simeon $. Pennewill is
confronted with this problem, and
to have the best legal advice on the
subject he requested the State Judi
ciary today to interpret the Consti-
tuition on that point.
Inasmuch as this important question
has arisen, the Republican State Com
mittee today took no action toward
selecting nominee for state Auditor
to 60 on the Republican ticket in
place of Mr.. Clark, but decided TO wait
until Gov. Pennewill informs them Of
the courts Interpretation of the Con-
ssitution. If Il SHOULD be decided
that the Governor has authority 10
appoint an auditor for the remainder
OF the present term and also for q
full twO-year term beyond that, II
will not be necessary for the state
Committee to place a nominee for
auditor on the ticket.
This doubt has arisen over the fol-
lowing, which is a part OF Section D
of Article 3, Of the Constitution;
I'm case of vacancy In an elective
office, except as aforesaid, q person
shall be chosen to said office for the
full term az the next general cleo
ton unless the vacancy shall hap
pen within two months next before
Evening journal., 1910-09-29
KILLED BABY
AND SHOT WIFE

PHILADELPHIA. Sept 29.-John
Green, a carpenter, living at Oak View,
Delaware county, late last night shot
and instantly killed his 13-months-old
son. Earl. and perhaps fatally wound
ed his wife, who was carrying the
baby when they were attacked. Eighth
of Green's nine young children Wit
messed the shooting.
Evidently thinking he had succeed
ed I'm his attempt to STAY his wife,
Green turned his attention to bis 10
year-old daughter, Alice, with the evil
dent intention Of shooting her, but the
girl escaped him by jumping from a
third story window of her home.
Green then fed, without paying
further attention TO other children
huddled screaming in the room where
the shooting took place. He was
caught fifteen minutes later skulking
I'm the shadows along Dapby creek and
was locked up I'm the Fernwood police
station for a hearing later this morn
ing.
Mrs Green was hurried to the Uni
versity Hospital in the ambulance OF
the Clifton Heights Fire Protective
Association. She is suffering from
bullet wounds in The arm and leg, but
is resting easily to-day
Evening journal., 1910-09-29
QUESTION ARISES
OVER THE AUDITOR

such election, In which case the cleo
ton for said Office shall be held at
the second succeeding general cleo
ton
Another part OF the same section
gives the governor the appointing
power. The above section seems to
give the governor the power to APP
point state auditor to serve until
January, 1913. Mr.. Clark died last
week. or within two months before the
election, which will be held on No
vember S. In that event, apparently,
according TO the constitutional provis-
ion above quoted. the governor is en-
powered to all the vacancy until new
auditor shall be chosen at the general
election in November, 1912.
Section n Of Article III provides
that the term OF the state auditor shall
be for two years. As an appointment
OF an auditor 10 serve until 1918 would
be for more han two years, Governor
Pennewill wishes the judges Of the
Supreme Court to interpret whether he
is authorized by the constitution to
appoint an auditor 20 serve until jan
uary 1. 1911, or an auditor to serve
until January l, 1913.
Tue governor AT NOON went 10 Aue
courthouse and conferred with Chief
Justice Pennewill and Judges Boyce
and Hastings on the subject. setting
forth the provisions OF the constitu-
ton as he had found them, and re-
questing the judges TO give him their
Interpretation Of his powers In the
matter. The judges will consider the
subject aud VIM try 70 give the gov
ernor their opinion sometime tomor.
row.
Should the court decide that the
governor can appoint an auditor e
serve until his successor Is elected IT
November. 1912. It win not be nee
essary to go into an election for tina
Office In November of this year. Should
the judges interpret that the governor
can appoint an auditor to flll only Mr.
Clark's unexpired term. however, that
will be done by the governor, and the
Republican state committee will have
] TO I'LL the vacancy ON the state ticket.
Evening journal., 1910-09-29
DEPORTED IMMIGRANT
JUMPS OVERHEARD

PHILADELPHIA. Sept 2e.-When
the Italian liner Ancona, which sailed
from Philadelphia yesterday after
noon. locked in New York this MORN
ing, the captain reported that he had
aboard the body of a steerage pas
senger who had jumped overheard
and was drowned while on the way
down the Delaware Bay early last
evening.
The crew recovered the body, which
is believed TO be that of Antonio de
Luca. an immigrant who was deport-
ed by the government authorities. He
is supposed to have been temporarily
deranged as a result of being refus-
ed admission TO this country. SiS
other Italians, who were to have beer
sent back 70 Italy on the Ancona
we're saved by a court order secure,
| lust before the liner sailed throug
the intercession Of G. G. A. Bald an
I Others.
Evening journal., 1910-09-29
DEMOCRATS AT
ROCHESTER
All at Sea With Regard TO the
Nomination Of a
Candidate

BY United Press Leased Special Wire,
ROCHESTER,, N. y, Sept 2o.-For
the first time in quarter OF a cen
fury the Democrats OF tho state Of
New York perfected the temporary or
ganizationf of It's state convention to-
day without a single delegate knowing
who would lead the fight In the com
ing state campaign. And u was add
mitted by all the leaders that the rea-
son for this was the action OF Colonel
/ Roosevelt I'm assuming control OF the
Republican party IN the state.
His issue Of nationalism, his posi-
tive assertion that the people shall
rule" awakened the leaders to III
fact that they had real fight on thei
hands and hours we're spent In
fruitless effort to decide upon candi
date, who would put up the right kind
OF a fight
Charles f. Murphy, Of Tammany
| through his alliance with the Kings
county organization and State Chair
man Dig had a clear majority of the
| four hundred and fifty delegates. Like
Roosevelt at Saratoga. he was In a
position TO jam through anything he
might desire, either on platform or on
candidates, but he and his friends
endeavored to have the belief go
abroad that he was in the minority.
A conference of the leaders was
slated for late this afternoon TO pick
the candidate.
Judge Parker departed from his set
speech as temporary chairman TO
criticize Colopel Roosevelt's Hamilton
Club speech saying that the suggestion
/ that the chief executive was the
steward of the people came with a
/ bad grace from a man who had been
80 signally honored by the American
people He declared that the sugges-
! ton tended TO lawlessness.'
THE people are now cropping to-
ward light and truth" said Judge
Parker. land the endeavor to cover
up the greatest political wrong of the
century, the new tariff bill. by an APP
peal TO prejudice. is sure to fail"
This rally was greeted with cnthusi-
astic cheering and applause.