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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1910-09-01

DE kiepski. Kl'!a ay's9t Y Bit
wa zacze}a sic bfisko polud-
MIA nai.Vcze6niejs1o iedenastej
Wediug I 'Asiedxa Nieborcv
skiego sze6c goblin. minelo,
p6ki Litwini i Tatarzy ME
poszli w.rozeypke. By1a tedy
plata hub ez6sta. Teraz dopie'
TO zaczetaby sic bitwa 2 Pola-
kami, Czecbamii j: rezerwa
Tatar6w. Przynajmniej try
godziny :trwala moze d}uzej.
Koniecilej m6g} bye 0 6smej
lub d~ziewiatej, to jest dobrze
O zachodzje s1onca. Pc tenn
odby1a sic atoli ieszcze bitwa
W obozie, do kt6rego wielu
sic schroni}o; pisze O niej wy
raznie Diugosz, zaprzeczyc jej
ME MONA; pablo za6 W niej
wiecej niz ma polu bitwy. Co
najmniej tedy znowu dwie CO.
dziny;d1a niej przejac trzeba:
Zatem przypada|aby cd die
siatej" wieczorem do p6}nocy
albo do 1pierwszejox:w nocy!
Alez to JUL ciemna noe by}a;
ktozby sic o tel 'godzinie
m6gtpotykac! Azstem wszyst-
XII. IN jeszcze brak: czasu ma
6ciganie' uciekajacyoh "a
Grunwald, ma Samm al do wsi
Vierzighufen, tax wielkie re
W da]ekiej .Holandyi: zapisa]i
W klasztorze krzyzackim il
bitwa. tam, pod Verzighuten
sic odby}a. 1 krol bra} udzia}
W poscigu, DO nazajntrz pisa}
do kf6lowej 10 dwie mile j
da]ej: osobi6cie goni1 ucieka-
jacych. A to %znowu*jest pewne
re kr6l pred zachodem s!o6-
ca z pociagu wr6ci}! Ten pos
Gig zatem .koniecznie. jeszcze'
"a dina odbyt :musiai ME
po: p6lnocy, jskby wyrada1o
wed}ug ks;edza NleboroW-
zkiego. z lego <*szystkiego
iasny dow6d5z re plan bitwy
przez ksiedza N. przyjety to
rzecz n;emozliwa, mrzonka,
- a to ola tego, re chcac
przypisac Tatarom zwyciest-
wo, szesG god2in walki i'm
wyznaczy}. Ma prawde walka
ma tenn skrzydle, pclsko.li-
tewskiem prawem a krzyzac-
kiem lewem, godzine trwa4a
i z Litwinami bv|a" :stoczona.
ME z Tatarami, O kt6rych jas.
no pi,nizej wspomne. Ma ca
Ia bitwe przypada piec 60
din. 49,. - :.'.'
Gag datszy nastapi.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1910-09-01
Nova Polska
Osada

z~a}ozona pod opieka i nadzo-
rem Najprzew. Ks. biskupa
Schinner'a 2 Superior, Wis,
" Oxley, v powiecie Villas,
Wis.
Najprzew. ks. biskup mia
uowa} Wiel. ks. Jana Gratza
zarzadzca tel parafii pod
nazwa:
Parafia Sw. Stanisfawa.
y Parafia taS znajduje sic W
regionie p%arkowym Wiscon-
sinu. Najprzewsk ks.
wybral obszar siprzylegajacy
do Milwauckiej@kolei otoczo-
ny wielu pieknymi jeziorami
i strumykamio y
.Ziemia jest begato rozro'
bona, grunt zdatny do ro'
dzenia wszystkiego: zwyk}ego
ma p61nocnym=z achodzie plo'
snu, :..osobliwie: aS,u,Esa,~ jecz..
mieuia, zyta; pszenicy, ku-
kurydzy i Jest. odpowiednim
ia wszystkie warzywa.
P61nocny Wisconsin pre-
wyzsza wszystkie inne miei-
scowosci w-.-pfodukowaniu
koniczynv:@ tymotki, gdy
alfalfa hodowana Jest 2 wiel
.ka korzy6cia. szczeg6 lnie
polecamy naezym=..rodakom
.hodowanie byd}a..
Woda jest czysta j miekks,
]. jezjora ga zr6dlane, nape}-
ssE:
nione rybami, grob}e So wy
sokie z pieknemi wybrzeza-
nj, a hardzo malo jest MIS-
kich albo bagnistYch grun.
tow " pa1afii.
Cze6c togo gruutu jest
geste budulcowe drzewo, ma
niekt6rYch miejscach So
chr6sty. Znaczna Geese tego
gruntu jest gotowa pod plug.
Ma niekt6rych gruntach jest
lyle drzewa, ze MONA wszy-
stko z tego wyp}acic.
}:aty So bardzo }atwe, wp]a.
ca sic jedna trzeeia do jed
nej czwartej cze6ci zaraz,
reszte W przeciagu trzech do
pieciu lat nj roczne raty ra-
zem, albo : przedpiata pro
centu pc SO. Ceny 50 stop
Move cd 81 do SIS "a akier,
do gatunku j
polozenia gruntu.
Nowy ko6cioia robudowany
bedzie przez wla5cicieli tego
gruntu j osobi6cia darmo ola
parafian, ekoro tylkot 100 "a
milf, ME mniej, osiedli sic
v tel I,arafii.
D. Observation-Disclosures
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1910-09-01

rzanie jego,.i pacholy zbroj-
ne uzywali wczasu, Izgraaja.
|krzyzacka wp,dfa do zaInkkul,, i.
|zdrada, otwarte znajduiebras
my j starego kniazia uppfoa
wadza " niawole. !
Rozchodzi sic wie6d .po
Litwie 0 nowym napadzie
Krzyiakew, o pojmowatiu
" niewole starego kniazia
Ratulda; wiesc ia dochodzi
do Jagisl|y. Ksiaze zasnuc :!
ny i gniewem przejety VIPER
wszej zsraz chwili %zgromadza
rycerzy, zwo}uje mnogi lud
do miasta wilma. I wyszlo
czterech trebaczv, staneli ma
rynku i: otrebuja ksiazece
s}owa: ~, i.
,,Kt6rykolwiek z was pan6w
starszych i ~wojownik6w, kt6-
rykolwiek z was gminnych
ludzi oswobodzi z nivwoli
kniazia Ratulda, "a odwage
pokazana q rozum otrzy.ma
cd ksiecia Jagie}fy sowitq ma
|grode;, po ~pierwsze }a6cuch
ze z}ota, co bedzie mia} wa
gi cd psi .funta lepie]; pc
|drugie posiedzie Woke ziemi;
pc trzecie TAXI PREY boku
ksiecia. zasiedzie wyzej mad
|inne dostojniki: %krajowe:
Sluchali rycer@e i gminni
|ludzie starry j. mlodzi, ale
czy pokusi sic kt6ry do ia.
kiej trudnej wyprawy!
Ma ~przedmiesciu Wileh
skiem W niskiej lepiance
mieszkala wdowa. 80.
= o ~pierwszej gwiazd>ie przy-
biega do niej mlodzian- jej
syn, jei ]edynak, przybiega
zadyszany. >,@>:
- Mako - rzeeze do niej
- blogos}aw rnie ma droge,
ia ide do Krzyzak6w, ide
wyswobOdzic kniazia Ratul7a.
Cd Jagiel}y bedzie mnie ma.
groda, "a to, }a6cuch z1oty i
knlaziem zostane, a 'lud
gminny pok}ony bedzie Bit
przedem Ia, z kniaziami zasie
de zar6wno prey stole ksia:
:zycym, vice mako poblo-
gos}aw mnie W droge.
Matka mu ma to:
ME Norw'tzie, niezm6j
.synu, ME pobtogos}a vie sc'ebie:
ami twoiej drogi, DO u ciebie.
Wide ME mifo66 XII oicu,
ale chciwosc kaski ks;azecej
i duma do dobrego pcha Gle
czynu.
Ale Ncrwid ME baczy} ma.
slowa matki, zebral sic W dro-
&c: i poszedt wyswobodzic
kniazia Ratulla, OLGA swego
z niewoli krzyzackiei, DO
pragna} z}otego }a6cucha, DO.
pragna} zostac kniaziem.
Nina! miesiac jeden, dru:
ri i dziesiaty, Norwi | ME
powraca. Tymczasem W stoli-
cy krzyzackiej Malbork'u: W
~podzfemnym sklepie siedzi
starry kniaz Ratuld, siedzi
smu:ny i duma o swojej ko.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1910-09-01

81 i dziesiaty, Norwi |. ME
powraca. Tymczasem W stoli-
cy krzyzackiej Malborku v,
podzfemnym sklepie siedzi
starry kniaz Ratuld, siedzi
smu:ny i duma o swojej ko-
chanel L;twie, a SERGE mu
wysycha z smutku itesknoty.
|Suchy chleb jego pokarmem,
woda napoleon. Dziesiaty JUL
miesiac tax siedzi W Fam
knieeiu, bez nadzlei, beg pc
ciechy. Cisza grobowa otacza
go i nic1 ME slyszy, tylko sta:
panic zo1nierza krzyzackiego,
kt6ry przechadza sic kruzgan-
klein we die NV nocy ns
strazy " kiego wie@nia.
Byla p6lGocna :godzina.
Ezelazne. podwois otwieriajjs
sic : cicha i cto do cell
'ciemnej wchodzi zolnierz
The Washington herald., 1910-04-17
Giving the silence Treatment.

From the Boston Transcript
The silence" treatment which the ca.
diets at West Point and the midsbipmen
at Annapolis accord TO officers who have
rendered themselves obnoxious is nocuI-
iarly aggravating to its object It con-
sists I'm maintaining silence in the dining
hall during the presence Of said officer.
The buzz Of conversation ceases. No
monastery refectory can be more silent.
Everybody knows what the silence means.
1t is the silence Of dissent from the equity
of the officers conduct At the same
time the latter cannot very well file
charges and specifications against a bat
talon because its members can talk and
will not talk
How to deal with the silence" is a
difficult question for disciplinarians. The
superintendent at the Naval Academy
has issued a formal order. I'm which he
promises to investigate the next recur-
renee Of a silence with the object of
Furnishing It's proponents. OF course. il is
public duty TO uphold the hands of au-
thority. but the situation Will recall Tai
brands mot. when, as grand chamber
lain. he was ordered by Napoleon to in
struct the ladies Of the court 10 be ea,.
there having been bloody battle de
pressing 10 their spirits Ladies'" said
Tallyrand. his majesty orders YOU 10 be
gay. Ladies, this is no laughing matter. ."
The Washington herald., 1910-04-17
CURRENT HEALTH HINTS
That Have Recently Been Printed In
Thoughtful Newspapers.

From the Philadelphia Public Ledger
In order that the reader. too busy 10
keep In touch with the findings Of med
zeal high-brows. may not be left 10 work
out his own physical destruction. the fol-
lowing rules have been taken from
articles made impressive by the sigma
lures. II is not assumed that all Of the
rules may be followed at once.
Breathe deeply In this way the lung
area is enlarged. oxygen more readily
consumed. purifying the blood, quicken
Ing the circulation. and promoting funo-
tioning
The fad for deep breathing is nonsense.
No benefit is 20 be derived from il. The
normal person Will take into his lungs
without conscious effort all the air that
is good for him
Take a cold hath once a day at least.
Twice would do no harm. Avoid the
hot bath as enervauug.
Take your daily bath as hot as the
water can be borne. Cold water gives
dangerous shock. Moreover. it is not
cleansing. Battle every day.
A common error is that OF bathing
more frequently than is necessary for
purposes Of cleanliness. Use tepid water.
Regularity Of meals is essential 10
health. Take three Of them daily. begin
ming with a hearty breakfast.
/ Omit, until noon at least. the meal ordi-
narily known as breakfast Then take
half sterilized cracker and a sip of
water.
Eat when you are hungry without re-
gard TO the hour
Never 20 to bed within three hours of
having eaten.
The practice of going to bed hungry
IS foolish. Sleep comes more quickly
and is more restful II Just before retiring
you partake Of lunch.
Never drink water with meals.
Drink two or three glasses OF water
with each meal
Beware Of low shoes. even in warm
weather
The low shoe is desirable. despite a
possible sense Of chill In high shoes
the feet suffer from lack Of ventilation.
Wear heavy underclothes in cool
weather. particularly over the chest.
Many make the mistake Of swathing the
chest and throat. Adopt light underwear
for the entire year
Chew food thoroughly and eat sparingly
Take quantity Of food. Nature will
eliminate all that is not needed No
harm is done by boiling meat. as diges-
ton is a chemical process taking place
in the stomach
Tea and coffee are poisons.
There is no beverage more healthful
than tea and coffee in moderation
Decline to use any but pasteurized
milk
Milk raw from healthy herd is the
only sort ut for human consumption.
Indulge In vigorous exercise.
Pursuit OF your ordinary vocation will
give YOU all the exercise you need.
Experience demonstrates that the vege-
tartan has the only sane theory.
If you would keep well, follow a mixed
diet. with meat as a staple.
Take all fruits and most vegetables
raw. The skins have distinct value
Vegetables and fruits must be cooked
II is well 10 peel them. The skins har-
Dor deadly germs.
&c, &c, &c
The Washington herald., 1910-04-17
Cheap Military Titles,

Berlin and all Germany expressed aston
ishment at the recent PRONUNCIATION Of an
imperial edict making field marshals OF
two ordinary officers who have never had
glimpse of actual service. This act
Of the Kaiser was in keeping with some
others along the same lines. and IL has
stirred the whole nation.
The Emperor's craze for comforting titles
has become a mania. and the old officers
90 cot know where it will end. Honors
are conferred upon obscure persons. until
the significance Of the emblem is utterly
lost.
Scarcely q week goes by but some Of
fetal Reichshote proclaims new field mar
shals. grand admraLs, or mobiles. and the
showers. Of lesser decorations are meteoric.
Those Of high rank feel like South or
Central American military men. Every
man in the ranks strives for some title,
and every civilian hopes for some title.
The criticism is made that the love Of
glitter is so great that the Kaiser. seeing
that he is denied battle-made heroes, ac-
cepts the substitute. made by a wave
Of his sword. Heretofore the highest rank
in the German army was zealously guard
ed. Up TO the time Of the Franco-Prus-
sian war. the Germans had only one field
marshal. Butcher. and in that terrific
struggle only one was created. Won MoItke,
and his right 20 the title has never been
questioned. Now the Grand Duke of
Baden and the hereditary Prince Of Sake
Meiningen have that exalted rank. There
are half a dozen others who have never
seen actual service and whose ability
is an Jhilnown quantity
Thirty years ago there was but one
German admiral-Prince AdaIbert. Since
that time dozens have been created. and.
not satisfied with sdmirals. the Kaiser has
borrowed the title Of grand admiral
from Turkey, and has given II to his
brother, Prince Henry. as well as 70 one
or two Of his favortes. The question now
Is. What higher rank viii the Kaiser find
for his officers whom he seeks TO favor
above the other field marshals and grand
admiraIs2
The Washington herald., 1910-04-17
The "Chanteclerv Outdone.

When Rostand evolved the idea OF a
play in which the characters represented
barnyard fowls. the innovation was of
such a nature as to attract the attention
OF the whole world. The craze which fol-
lowed is a natural sequence to the inter
est aroused.
The unique idea naturally has many
imltators. but the one which will be
watched with greatest interest. no doubt
is that OF the University OF Wisconsin
girl students who are about to produce
a play in which the characters viii be
microbes or bugs" The title will be
in Germ Land" A dress rehearsal
held recently proved highly satisfactory,
and the prospects are that no hall In
Madison will be large enough 70 contain
the audience eager 10 see the play
The characters will ali be costumed in
accordance with microscopic pictures Of the
originals. taken from bacteriology. Fol-
lowing IS the cast:
Nike Robe Todyl Dcpmen
LAoctld-lls Terry
Tacita Tetanus. Rogers
Bessie Bacillus. Miss huhuS
Teddy Fox
The chorus OF tuberculosis germs. com
monty known TO the psychologists as the
ITO. =. Chorus" will include nine co-eds
Without being an uplift play. il will con-
tain many Of the elements that are now
believed requisite to a successful stage
production, Il viii depict the war of the
germs against the human race. while run
ming through it VIII be the thread Of a
strong love story, in which Teddy Tuber-
'cule and Bessie Bacillus play the star
parts.
Some live stage manager VIII be on
hand to watch the play. and If il Is a sue
cess. we may soon have the ."Chantecler"
and the "Microbe' I'm active competition.
The Washington herald., 1910-04-17
CAT CENSUS IN YOKOHAMA.
Feline Infant Mortality Lessened by
Bonus on Kittens.

From The Ncu York sun
Yokohama. which prides itself upon be
ing the most hourishing port in Japsn.
received a shock last year. T. believed
| that its cat population was decreasing
alarningIy.
With the paiustakiuS care that char
acterizes japanese oflcialdom. the Off
GERS Of the kcncho. or city hall. set their
agents 70 taking a census Of the cats OF
Yokohama. There were about 1908 able
bodied adult cats in all the confines Of the
city, these enumerators discovered. They
even established the fact that less than
males.
Something must be done al once TO en-
courage the growth Of the feline members
Of Yokohama society. the kencho officers
decided They We're quite sure by obser-
walton Of the family habits Of certain
cats selected from the proletariat. that
race suicide was not q factor in this de-
crease Of the population. on the con-
trary, they found it 20 be a fact that in
too may instances human Intervention.
during the infancy of the cats brought
about the lessening Of the population by
violence.
In all japanese cities bubonic plague
is an ever-present menace. There have
been times when the plague has swept
through whole districts, and only by the
most rigorous efforts Of the sanitary Off
Gals could il be stamped out. Rats AFRO
the chief disseminators Of the plague on
occasions such vigorous campaigns have
been waeed against the rats that the
governments of various cities have offer
ed a quarter Of a cent bounty for every
r7t carcass. Men went into the trade Of
rat catching with handsome profits in
sight
But Yokohama decided that the most
potent means Of rat determination Law in
the city's eats. Hence the alarm felt at
the discovery Of the decrease I'm the num-
Der Of natural rat catchers. So. after the
completion Of the cat census a year ago.
the kencro officials decided 10 offer \
bonus Of so sen % cents for every kitten
raised 10 maturity.
Complications followed fast in the path
Of this spur TO cat culture. Citizens
floclled to kencho with cats not their own.
and eat chasing became one Of the most
serious pursuits Of the street bows. The
kencho officials finally had 10 rule that
a preliminary claim for the 50 sen re-
ward must be made at the nearest police
station upon the birth of every kitten.
and that the bonus would not be paid un-
iii such time as it could be shown that
the same kitten had advanced to sum
cient maturity 10 be considered a rat
catcher. Consequently, for year past,
one Of the chief duties Of policemen has
been the inspection and registration Of
the adolescence OF cats.
Yokohama is breathing easier now. The
last cat census showed that there were
in round numbers 1900 cats in the city
Yen 1915 G97S5O) has been paid out in
bounties.
The Washington herald., 1910-04-17
The Census Man.

Inc butt OF many jokes and much good
natured ridicule, the census man. never
theless, has commenced his rounds and
VIII get you. and ought to get YOU. If Won
do not watch out.
The census man is no laughing matter
anyway. lie is. on the contrary .
highly important parsonage. and Is en-
titled 70 much respect His work should
be thorough, and to be that il must no
carefully and systematically carried for
ward. Moreover. unless he has the cor
dial cooperation Of the public. he is 90
ing to have an exceedingly hard road 10
travel
BE kind. therefore, to the census ma,
Answer his questions fully. frankly and
freely, no matter how foolish some of
them may seem. You may put it down
that he is not asking you anything he
ought not to 1t may appear as if he
is trying TO poke his inquisitiye nose
into things over which he has no Iegiti-
mate concern-that ne is seeking to butt
in as IT were, on territory to which he
has not been assigned. You will be wrong
in reaching that conclusion. however
He is not going TO ask you things of an
actually frivolous nature, or to CRAFTY
any sort of idle curiosity.
Uncle Sam. it must be borne in mind
likes 10 keep track Of his people. He
wishes to know what progress they are
making i'm this line and that. He not
only wishes to find out how many Of his
folks there are, but how they are getting
along. Great events may hang on some
apparently most obscure interrogations
propOunded by the census man. Facts
and figures far-reaching in effect but
await the conscientious enumerator's as
sembling
You should remember. too. that It is
your census the census man is taking.
anyway. You may be a small part OF IT,
but you are every bit as big a part as
The Washington herald., 1910-04-17
Last speech of the Old south.

From the Taylor-Trotwood Magazine.
The old South will never again make a
speech on the floor Of the Senate The
last Of the old Romans passed with the
brief and glorious career OF James Cor
don. II seems almost Providential that
lie should have had an opportunity 10
speak valedictory so kindly, truthful
pure, and so fitting of ali those things
which for a century had preceded it, II
has put the South I'm a new light before
the people who knew her not. The effect
was instant II will spread all over the
nation in kindness and good will. The
women of the Grand Army Of the Repub-
lie assisted the next week in raising funds
for old Coniederates. Hepburn and ms
mistaken utterances went for naught.
The Washington herald., 1910-04-17
Hope for the Weak Squad"

There is no more important work con-
nected with the training OF the young
men at West Point and Annapolis for the
career Of officers Of the milltary-naval
establishment than that which pertains
TO their physical development. It has
only been recently discovered that the
gymnastics and athletic work, generally.
as conducted az the Military and Naval
Academies have not been productive Of
the best results. Too much attention has
been paid 20 that sort of specialization
in athletic endeavor which will make star
performers on the track and on the field.
This has resulted in the physical training
OF the youths who. in some respects. need
II the least, and the passing by of those
VINO need Il the most The latter class
has been considered as not worth the at
tention Of the physical trainers. because
II is not the class out Of which will be
selected the football and baseball players.
the oarsmen, and the field and track
record-breakers.
Lately, however, the army and navy
medical officers have taken I'D the sub
Jet In a way which rescues il from Ire
professional trainer and coach. A system
OF measurements has been adopted for
the purpose Of ascertaining the particular
physical deficiency OF the individual and
from these statistics it is easy enough ~
prescribe a method Of work in the GYM
nasium which will produce a muscular
development and supply the quality OF
endurance. This is much better than a
one-Sided exclusive system which pro-
duces star athletes for the purpose of
smashing records and adding 20 the glory
OF an institution by the exploitation Of
an Individual in athletic annals. AT the
Naval Academy the new system has been
IN operation for year and has resulted
IN the formation Of large class Of mid
shipmen who possess physical defects
requiring special treatment The weak
squad, as it has been designated by the
midshipmen, includes men from an the
four classes In practically every in
stance the members of this special squad
have shown the good effects OF the work
by Increase in weight strength. military
bearing. and general good health. More
than this. they have been imbued with
the desire TO maintain health, an object
which they find is possible by regular
systematic exercise, the habit Of which
1t Is well TO acquire in early life.
There is no getting away from the fact
that physical fitness Of members Of tie
military-naval establishment is a direct
contribution 70 service efficiency. II pro-
notes contentment and it enables an Of
hcer or an enlisted man 10 stand the
racket better than when he is not in CON
dition. 1t is not too much 10 say. there
fore. that fully as much depends upon a
weU-ordered aud sanely systemarized
physical training as upon the professional
education in equipping a cadet or mid
shipman for the duties Of commissioned
officer OF the army or navy. It is a good
sign when the weak squad" comes in
Tor share Of attention along with the
record-brcaking jumpers and runners and
gridiron heroes.
The Washington herald., 1910-04-17

anybody else on earth. For the purposes
OF the census. you are as important an
individual as the President. and even he
has TO stand the same rapid-iire of ques-
lions that you Will
BE gentle and courteous and cheerful
with the census man. He is performing
noble duty
The Washington herald., 1910-04-17
MORAL COURAGE.

[ can give up tobacco Whenever ! please
man who becomes but slave 20 a habit
Who. without cigar. cannot be at his ease
PCsseSse, no more sclf-cuntrol than a rabbit
II | thought injured In any degree
By the smoking I do should quit IL this minute
The doctor has said smoke was poison to me
But that Is an cannon there's no logic in Il.
] wish ] might 20 for a long nest somewhere:
J can't seem 70 sleep any ruore as ] ought to-
Ny nerves are unstrung | get plunged IN despair
over trivial things when know ] ought net to.
II ] thought was smoking too much I should cease
And never again have the least craving for It:
II my pipe didn't bring me- q sweet sense of ueace
l should have the good sense and the viii "a
abhN Il.
have promised my wife 10 LEI up for a week.
Because I've got sick II her frrtting and nagEing
The world has, somehow become dismal and bleak
And, heavens. how slowly the moments are drag.
ging.-Chicago Record Herald
The Washington herald., 1910-04-17
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
UNTERRIFIED.

Microbes. sages claim to-day,
Mar the bliss.
There are myriads, they say
In a kiss.
Contact may transfer a lot
So they state,
And inform US we should not
Osculate.
kissing may our ills enhance,
AS they vow,
But Wen mostly take a chance
Anyhow.
The Washington herald., 1910-04-17
Chewing IniunctiOna.

From tho Baltimore American.
Il asked the local manager TO give an
eye TO this affair"
'WeH, he did"
81 am glad TO hear it,"
You needn't be. He gave 70 a black
eve"