Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1910-02-04

you going 70 stir EN- up or lot The
threats Of another panic scare you or
the r0ost1
cause Fer klekine.
Those projected western waterwayo
are all right Give EN- Ill the water
they want aud make every desert and
mountain get up aud hump with Ter.
tility. but don't forget that when but.
ter In the east reaches ~ cents q
pound there's going to be some high
old kickin'. Right here In Jericho
three days ago there was q street pa.
rade Of three men. and at their head
was banner on which was Inscribed:
Butter at 70 cents q pound or
DEATH"
And there's Senator Tilimau. Don't
you imagine he's going back to Wash.
ingtOn this winter to spend his
time playing poker or listening to Dol.
hvers fairy tales. Ever since his desk
was broken open and certain letters
taken out he's had his back up and
wanted to pitch iuto some one. He
may 70 for you. Better have your
guns loaded to shoot buck.
II that deficiency in the treasury II
made up the next congress has got to
take economy for its watchword
There's got to be u pairing down and
saving all along the iine. You are
going to recommend It In your mes.
sage. but recommending q thing aud
carrying 1t through ure two different
things. You won't tnd i've members
Of congress with you for ecouomy
They'll want that same old appropria-
ton to widen Salt creek aud to deepen
Fresh ditch. and there's going to be
ructions.
william. you have had a long vaca-
tion and a beautiful juuket. You have
heard brass bands tOOt, and you have
eaten lobster salads. You have been
care free. with somebody at hand to
see that your laundry wasn't left be-
hind. and it's going to be hard tor you
to buckle down to work again. You've
got to do It. however. ana the sooner
you get in harness the better.
l wish you to know that in running
this part Of the United States political.
" ! am not neglecting my duties US
postmaster in the slightest. During
the past week have posted up the
following III the corridor:
New Rules For the p. O.
ITO the person mailing the greatest
number OF letters up to jan. 80.
1910. ! will give as premium shot
gun once the property Of William
Penn. 1t IL in perfect order to shoot
crows. but Is chiefly valuable as
relic. 1t is said to he a charm to keep
OF rheumntism."
ITO the person receiving the most
letters up to the date given above l
will present one red flannel undershirt
and one barrel Of cider. The under
shirt will be large enough to 60 over
the barrel"
ITO the person inquiring the great
est number of times per day for mail
up to the date given will present IL
two bushel bag of potatoes or twenty.
four bottles Of ginger ale"
'Pop and root beer on draft In the
annex. A liberal discount to patrons
Of the postoffice."
Mrs. Pinkham will be found In the
annex, ready to serve bologna sausage
0Au CIAChcIS " I'LL juOIcS 4Ic0 Oh COSt.
Intoxicated patrons will not be
thrown out by the neck. as In New
York. Chicago and Boston. but as soon
as 1t Is seen that their condition Is
helpless they will be conveyed home
In carriage or Sleigh
"Tracts against profanity will be
found on the window sill us you 60 out
Don't swear until after you get one"
1.-THE postmaster will act as strike
arbitrator free Of cost. and also give
legal opinions and sign papers as wit
Messy
"Palm leaf fans, for winter or sum.
mer. for all those who desire to fan
themselves"
Boys on roller skates can come In
and inquire for mail.''
I'VE check dogs and parcels free Of
cost"
"This postofiice is run independently
Of politics or religion. aud the grocery
annex has a special brand Of N. o. mo-
lasses sold nowhere else"
OLD PAP PINKHAM.
present Postmaster. You RetD