davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
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and th. lest cattle. that the peasantry
are fast bound ia the tolls and that the
orders actually ,Ese their privileged posi-
tisn of paying no tAIe- in order 10 organ
i,s industries which can easily und.rSsll
their competitors
With regard to the second complaint.
that th. orders tend to monopolils edu
cation. senior CanalejAs has admitted
thai the sducstioa gwen by the re.fgsous
orders j. on. ~ 'hs reasons which would
max" II impossible go expel the monks and
nuns According 10 an officlal statement
Ij0 80 children are educated m schools
other than thn-e Of th. state The great
majority - these private schools. SO
schools With over IOo IN children are
those - the rel gIous orders. and the
conditions m ihesa schools are t-tter
than ~ fhos.. ~ the state
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leaving certain matters in an indeter-
inmate condition. The spanish Govern
m"nt undertook 10 r'..-stablsh two
religious orders and -one other among
those approved by the Holy see
The intention - the state was 10 avoid
the multiplicity Of orders. which had
previously he-n found iutolerable. and
TO permit the establI shment OF three
and no more But the Church read the
words as establishing two orders. those
Of ~. Vincent de Paul and of ~ Philip
Ner. throughout Spain. while leaving
every Bishop frs" 20 choos" IN ms own
dlOC-s" any third order that h" might
favor from among those approved Nv
tn" Holy S.- The result has naturally
teen that multIlhclfy of orders which
ia" state d"s red - avoid
The great aud increasing number -
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-05-21
FOUR AGES. or EGG
Grade A Good, Grade B Not SO
Good, Grade c Doubtful,
Grade D Rotten.
FEW OLD ONES SOLD NOW

Washington, May 21.-The four ages
of the eggs passed in review before
the senate committee on manufactures
which is considering the bill for the
regulation of cold storage foods.
The hitory of the egg from the time
that it may be regarded as contempor-
aneous to the period when it passes
into antiquity was delineated by cold
storage experts. Among other interest
ing things the committee learned was
that owing to the activity of the feder-
al governments food inspectors, it is
no longer safe to sell ancient eggs.
c. H. Brownell of Washington Court
House. O., was the authority who dis
pensed egg facts.
Divided Into Four Grades.
When eggs come into the cold stor-
age warehouse we give them four
grades" he said There is grade A,
which is strictly fresh or newly laid:
grade B. eggs that are perfectly good
but not so good as the first class: grade
c. used by bakers and others who are
not particular as to flavor, and grade
D, commonly known as rotten"
do you mean to say that grade D
or so called rotten eggs are sold to
the public.'' inquired Senator Hey
burn.
well, no not nowadays" replied the
witness. They were sold quite extern
sively at one time, but you see the gov
about these matters lately that few
grade D eggs are sold now
w. S. Burrows, vice president of Lib
by. Mcneil & Libby. of Chicago, said
that all meats begin to deteriorate
when week old even in cold storage.
chieasoans Object to Bill.
Objections to the bill were voiced
by J. F. Nickerson. secretary of the
American Association OF Refrigeration
and Victor II. Becker, a refrigeratine
engineer. both of Chicago.
Attorney Edward S. Whitney, also
of Chicago, made arrangements to pre-
sent arguments against the bin on
next Thursday. He represents fish
storage interests.
Light on the profits and expenses
of farmers will be given the Lodge
committee on cost of living next week
| by Daniel L Keliher of Orion and
Charles w Robertson OF Abingdon.
| Ill. Arrangements for their appear
ance were made by Congressman
Prince Of Galesburg.
M
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PAGE SEW EN-
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.

Sealed and separate bids will be re-
ceiyed 1t the office OF the Wayne
County tIndianal Commissioners on
or before IL o'clock .. m. July ). 1910.
for furnishing all materials and labor
required to construct completes the fol-
lowing buildings and steam heating
plant: Dining Hall, Kitchen and boil
er house will be let in one contract
Heating plant for heating dining hall.
kitchen. woman's building and con-
Meeting with present heating plant In
mems building. in one contract The
above to be built at the County Farm.
Detention building to be built on the
Jail grounds. Richmond. Ind. viii be
let as one contract.
All the above to be built ACCORDING
to drawings and specifications made
for same by W. s. Kaufman & Son
Architects. Richmond. Ind. Each bid
must be prepared on blank forms pre-
scribed by the State Board OF Ae
counts. which may be obtained at the
office of the Wayne County Auditor.
Each bid must be accompanied by
good and sufficient and acceptable
Bond. equal amount to the amount OF
the bid. made payable to the State OF
Indiana, signed by at least two free
holder sureties. both of whom shall be
residents OF Wayne county. State OF
Indiana or by properly authorized
and qualified surety company. Said
surety to cover the time limit for the
completion October l. 1910. and the in
demnity OF $1,000 per day for each day
beyond october 1, 1910.
The Commissioners reserve the
right to reject any and all bids.
Plans are on file at the office OF the
County Auditor and the office OF w
s. Kaufman & Son.
Demas 8. Coe,
Auditor Wayne County.
may21-2S jun 4-11.1S.25 july
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-05-21
CITY ADVERTISEMENT.
Department Of Public Works.
Office Of the Board.
Richmond. Ind, May 18th. Il

Richmond, Ind, May 18th, 1910
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
Notice is hereby given by the Board
OF Public Works OF the City OF Rich
mond, Indiana. that on the 18th das
of May. 1910. they approved an assess
ment roll showing the prima facie ~
sessments for the following describ
ed public improvement. as authorized
by the Improvement Resolution nam
ed:
Improvement Resolution No. zoe-1eoe
Providing for the improvement OF
the east side of North 18th street, by
constructing cement sidewalk feet
in width. from North G street to North
H street.
Persons interested In or affected By
said described public Improvement are
hereby notified that the Board OF Pub
lie Works OF said city has fixed Thurs
day, June End. 1910. rs q date upou
which remonstrances will be receiv.
ed, or heard. against the amount a..
sessed against each piece of property
described in said roll and Will deter.
mine the question as to whether such
lots or tracts OF land have been or win
be benefited In the amounts named
on said roll. or in q greater or less
sum than that named on said roll.
Said assessment roll showing said
prima facie assessments, with the
names of owners and descriptions Of
property subject to be assessed. 10 on
file and may be seen at the office OF
the Board OF Public Works Of said
city.
H. NJ. HAMMOND.
F. r. CHARLES.
w. w. ZIMMERMAN.
Board of Public Works.
l6-7t
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OLD ENGLISH HUMOR
The Brand of Laugh Extractors
Used Two Centuries Ago.
IN "JOE MILLER'S JEST BOOK"

A Selection OF Specimen Jokes From
Twain Was Moved to Call the Alpha
and Omega Of Detected Humor.
The "Joe Miller Jest Book"-it in
famous. Mark Twain mentions 1t as
the alpha and omega Of detected hu-
NOR. 1t is unrivaled. Incompatible,
apart Further. 1t Is English-very
English.
Possibly the latter phenomenon Is re-
sponsible for the difficulty q searcher
had in finding an unrevised copy. Aft
er an afternoon Of search a second
hand but scarcely worn copy finally
was discovered in a little bookstore.
The bookseller eyed the buyer curious
~. but with some awe. and seemed
very glad to get rid Of it for Is cents
Twenty-Five cents! How instantly
reminiscent Of one Of the Joe Miller
jokes-beg pardon, jests:
THE LIGHT SUBJECT.
The government, having threatened to
proceed vigorously against those who re-
1uSGo 10 pay dSScSSSu tdACS, OACISQ 10
them a remission of one-fourth This At
least" said one sufferer. may be called
giving them some quarter"
You can get that OF in your very
next after dinner speech. You can put
little accent on one-fourth and quar-
ter and get quite as loud q laugh.
Second specimen Ut must be remem-
bered that the Jest book was compiled
in the early part of the eighteenth
century. when there were librarians:
therefore the jests that aren't blamed
on lords are mostly charged to writ
ers):
A DIFFERENCE
Jerrold one day met Scotch gentleman
whose name was Leitch, who explained
that he was not the popular cartoonist
John Leach I'm aware OF that" said
JerroId You're the Scotchman with the
itch In your name"
There. Just think OF the triumph with
which Mr.. Jerroid later related that Quip
to his friends.
Specimen:
THE coNNoIssEuR-
A person to whom the curiostties. build
fnSa. etc. In Oxford were shown one very
hot day Was asked by his companion u
he would see the remainder OF the untyer-
sity. My dear sir" replied the connois-
seur. u am stone blind already
Whether the friend expired In
spssms Of nirth or subsequently was
hanged for mayhem the Jest hook
doesn't say.
The wit OF the Irish is called in too.
Specimen:
sPRIG OF sHILLALAH
A fellow on the quay. thinking 70 quiz
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-05-21
NOMINATIONS MADE

The Wayne county republican cen
trail committee met this afternoon at
the office of county superintendent C.
w. Jordan. Nominations for several
minor offices were made. Those made
up to $50 o'clock include: Boston
township advisory board, Levi D.
Parks, first district; Matt Starr, Sec
ond district and Wesley Hart, third
district. Harrison township advisory
board, Barton T. Reynolds, first dis
trict: Leon D. Dougherty. second dis
trict and John H. Carr. third district.
Franklin township. c. C. Saxton, JUS
tice of peace: Charles A. Woods. con-
stable: advisory board. John Harding,
first district: John Roll. second dis
trict and Erastus Stetler, third dis
trict.
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His Only Vacation,

In Baltimore the Christian Endeav.
orers are greatly interested in the
work of the Children's Fresh Air so
ciety. All OF the societies contribute
largely to its support. and many of
the prominent city Endeavorers are
officers in the society.
Some time ago a letter was received
at the Office Of the society which is
so good and SO full Of encouragement
for the charity Christian worker that
] want to pass 1t along. Here it is:
Inclosed please find s. for the work Of
the Fresh Air society. / remember with
much happiness that the only vacation
ever had as a child was given me by this
society. and ! want to send my mite now
to help some other child to get vaca-
ton. l hope the work may go on and
that all the children may be sent to the
country.
A FRESH AIR CHILD GROWN UP.
So seldom do we get any thanks for
the work done among the poorer peo-
pie. especially work Of this kind, that
it shows a healthful condition to get
such a letter. And. my dear Endeav-
or friends. it just goes to prove that
our Master does not let a single part
Of our labor spent In His service 60
without its return.-Alfred S. Day IN
Christian Endeavor World
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SMILES AND KIND WORDS.

Turning to tie middle Of the book
there are 400 pages-Joe breaks into
verse:
ON THE LATIN GERuNDs.
When Dido mourned. Aeneas would neS
come.
She wept in silence and was D,-Do-Dumb
Classici
Here's
A BAD END
It was told Of Jekyll that one Of HE
friends. q brewer. had been drowned IN
his own vat. "Ah." he exclaimed. 'noat.
Ing in his own watery bierg'
Right of the bat that
There's little Johnny also. He drops
in during Jest:
THE sEAsoN-INGa
"'Coms here. Johnny. and tell me what
thu four seasons are
Young Prodigy-Pepper. salt. mustard
and vinegar.
Here's a little shot at politics and
the peer system:
EPIGRAM.
<On Alderman Woods being afraid 10
pledge himself to even the principles he
has always professed.)
Sure in the house he'll do but little good
VINO lets O6T9 QOL wall upon l.
Wood" Il wouldl.
Oh, listen! Talk about your origi-
nality:
A SHORT JOURNEY.
POUNDS. fellow" exclaimed . choieric
old gentleman to very phIegmattc. mat
ter Of fact person. Il shall 80 out OF my
wits!
well. you won't have tar to co." said
the phlegmatic man.
Yes. and here's . small ebullition
from q dramatist:
OLD FRIENDS.
Coleman. the dramatist. was asked II
he knew Theodore Hook. EYES," replied
the wit Hook and eye are old assoca-
ates.'
Hook was not present at the time.
The courts also come through with
q few gems:
NEW RELATIONSHIP.
A stranger to law courts. hearing .
Judge call q sergeant brother" expressed
his surprise. ''Oh." said one OF the by
ISLANDERS. they are brothers-brothers IN
law"
And speaking Of repartee:
A SHUFFLING ANSWER
Two Oxonians dining together. one OF
them noticed q grease spot on the neck
cloth OF his companion and said, Il sss
you are q Grecian."
''Poohw said the other. That = far
fetched"
mo. indeed" said the wit: II made II
On the spot
Right back at him. ron observe
OF course there are some better ones.
but there are also some that are worse.
Taken az a whole they don't add any
laurels to the English reputation Tor
humor nor detract any from the opin.
ion Of Mark Twain.-Kansas City
Times.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-05-21
EAST BUFFALO LIVESTOCK

East Buffalo, May 21.-
Hogs-Receipts $500; prime heavies
$0.05; workers So
veals-Receipts $50: choice $S.15.
Cattle-Receipts $50: prime steers
&S25; butchers $7.75.
Sheep Receipts 400; prime $66a
Lambs $S.75.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-05-21
PlTTSBURG LIVESTOCK.

Pittsburg. May 21.--
Cattle-Supply fair; choice $3.50:
butcher $50.
Hogs-Receipts 10 double decks;
prime heavy and workers. $9S5.
Sheep-Supply light; prime 5000:
lambs $50.
Veal calves $50 to 5000.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-05-21
NOTICE OF APPOINTMENT.

State of Indiana, Wayne county, S.:
Esate OF Rosanna jerks. deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the I'M
dersigned has been appointed by the
Wayne Circuit Court administrators OF
the estate OF RosAnna jerks, deceased.
late OF Wayne county, Indiana Said
estate is supposed to be solvent
ELMER e jerks,
dly 7-141 Administrators
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$3.50
Round Trip to
WinOnd Lake, Ind.

Account Of National Conference
church OF Brethren. Selling dates
May both to June 9Th inclusive. Final
return limit July 28th.
For particulars call G. 4. BLAIR, Pas
senser and Ticket Agent, Richmond.
Home Phone 1852.
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Emperors and cobbiers are alike. and
the same reason thar makes rs wrxn-
gle with a neighbor causes q war b
twixt princes Monfaigne-
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INDIANAPOLIS LIVESTOCK.

Indianapolis. May 21.--'
Hogs-Receipts 1900: prime $975.
Cattle-Receipts 800: choice $7.15.
Sheep-Receipts 100: market unchang-
ed.
Clipped lambs-$S.75.
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Sl2.7O
Round Trip to
Chat tanOOQd, lem.

Account OF National Travellers Pro
tective Association. Selling dates
June 10. IL and 18th. Final return
limit 80 days date OF sale.
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$1,000
Round Trip to
ST. Louis, Mo.

Account OF American Medical Associa-
ton. Selling dates June 4, s, s, and
Sth. Final return limit June 10Th
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CHICAGO.

CHICAGO GRAIN AND PROVISIONS
FURNISHED by Correll and Thompson.
Odd Fellows Hall. Phone 1446)
Chicago, May 21.--
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-05-21
CINCINNATI LIVESTOCK.

Cincinnati. May Oh
Cattle-2OO: shippers $50.
Hogs 900: choice 500. -
Sheep-6OO; extra $3.50.
Lambs-Extra $7.25.
Calves, $3.50. a....
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RATES
cent per word. days for the
price OF 5 days.
We charge advertisements sent in
by phone and collected for
after its insertion.
HATS CLEANED.

We clean all kinds Of Hats Sho,
Shine, SC. SEQ Main 12-1m,
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INDIANAPOLIS GRAIN.

Indianapolis, May o1.-
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TOLEDO GRAIN.

Toledo, May 21.-
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Market Reports
NEW YORK STOCK QUOTATIONS


Furnished by
May I'll
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-05-21

WANTED-Door and window screens
to order. lawn mowers sharpened:
call for and delivered. Brown-Dar-
neil Co., 1922 Main. Phone 1896.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-05-21
WANTED.

WANTED-By. young lady, furnished
room centrally located. Private
family preferred. l.. B., 122 North
18th st, 21-2t
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.dal
Gold Medal Flour saves worry.
HEPzIBAH.
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WANTED-A washwoman at the HON
of the Friendless 3O6 S. 10th st.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1910-12-28
MANY ATTEND PUBLIC
MASONIC INSTALLATION

Nearly two hundred people attended
the public installation of officers of
the Masonic lodge last evening and en-
joyed very pleasant evening, refresh
ments being served by the ladies of
the Star after the installation cere-
monies were over.
Cecil Long was installed as wor-
shipful master; Jeptha S. Smith as
senior warden; George P. Fogle, junior
warden; August Schliecker, secretary;
H. R. Warner, treasurer; H. ]. Swartz,
senior deacon, and ]. /. Morning, junior
deacon.
Judge Joseph A. Gill asted as master
of ceremonies after the installation.
Capt. F. ], Barrett delivered an ad-
dress to the Masons and the ladies of
the Star. After the refreshments,
speeches were made by Rev. j. E.
Pershing, J. F. Murphy, Cecil Long
and others.
The company broke up and went
home about midnight
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1910-12-28
GIGANTIC BANK IN NEW
YORK CLOSES ITS DOORS

New York, Dec. 2S.-The Northern
Bank of New York, with deposits in
nine branches of $6,912,5S2 at the time
of its last published statement, was
closed Tuesday by o. H. Cheney, state
superintendent of banks, "for the bene-
fit of depositors," because of certain
conditions" and also certain irregular
transactions.
An inventory of the banks assets
and liabilities is now under way, but
until it is completed no further state.
ment from Cheney will be available.
W. H. Hotchkiss, state superintendent
Of insurance, and District Attorney
Whitman, cooperating with him, hope
to present the facts to grand jury to-
day.
Joseph H. Robin. chairman of the
executive committee of the bank, share
holder and director in many other cor
porations, is in private sanitarium
at Central Valley, ~ Y, to which he
was committed last Saturday by Jus
tice Amend of the state supreme court,
at the request of his sister, on certi-
ficates of two physicians.
James H. Clifford, of the counsel
for the bank and one of it's directors,
announced last night that the examin-
ing physicians had diagnosed the case,
as acute paranoia. Robin tried to kill
himself in his apartments last Satur-
day night, but was restrained by the
nurse, according to Clifford.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1910-12-28
GOVERNORS ASKS PAYMENT
OF $4,000 IN BILLS

Oklahoma City, Okla, Dec 2S.-Gov-
ernor Haskell made a demand today
of the committee that has in charge the
plans for selling lots on the capital
site that the committee pay a $4,000
architects fee, $4,000 attorneys
fee, contracted on account of the cap
ital fight; $4,000 as interest on $70,-
600 appropriation to be asked for the
erection of an addition to a school
building that is to be occupied here as
temporary statehouse and $4,000
which l. P. Putnam spent in the cap
ital fight, making total of $4,000 c..
G. Jones, chairman of the committee,
declares that the amount will not be
paid. The committee is considering
the governors proposition. On its ac-
ceptance may depend the governors
action with reference to the capital
bill.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1910-12-28
STATE RETAILERS TO FIGHT
AGAINST bad CHECK" MEN

Guthrie Okla, Dec. 28.-During the
past year $43,276 was lost to the mem
bers of the State Retailers Associa-
ton of Oklahoma through the cashing
of bad checks, according to the an
nual report of the association just is
sued. The number of local associa-
tions was increased during the year
from 20 to 80 and the membership
from $50 to 6,100. During the year
members filed with the associations
to have collected bills aggregating
$1,56S.910, of which 21.5 per cent was
collected and saved to the merchant.
Also in ferreting out and exposing
fake advertising schemes the associa-
tion actually saved to members the
sum of $616,500. This makes a total
of nearly a million dollars saved to
members during the year, an average
of 165.45 to the member, while the cost
of maintaining the associations, state
and local, averaged but $500 a mem
Der. Members of the legislature are
pledged to enact a law at the near
regular session protecting the retail
ers from bad check men. The next
annual convention of retailers will be
held in Wagner, January 1913.