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The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-05-05
An Improyen1ent,

"How did you enjoy your vaca
tion?"
Fine. 1t made a new man OF me-!
Il congratulate your wife"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-05-05
His Last.

Poets Wife-My husband read this
poem at public celebration before
thousands of people. Alas! it was the
last poem he ever wrote.
Publisher see. Did they lynch him
or shoot him ?-I-eslie's Weekly.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-05-05
His Finish.

"He struck fast gait when he first
went into politics."
And now?"
Now he is on the fence"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-05-05
Turlock Irrigation Distric,
Of California

The LAND of SUNSHINE and OPPOR-
TUNITIES. Healthful Climate. Al land:
ABUNDANT WATER at low rate:
Peaches, Apricots, Figs. Olives. Sweet
Potatoes. Alfalfa and Dairying pay bet
ter than $4,000 per acre yearly. Write
for illustrated booklet.
DEPT. r. TURl0ck BOARD OF TRADE. TsrIeek. caL
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-05-05

Dehcately formed and gently reared, women
will find, in all the seasons of their lives, as
maidens, wives or mothers, that the one simple,
wholesome remedy which acts gently and
pleasantly and naturally and which may be
used with truly beneficial effects, under any
conditions, when the system needs a laxative
is-Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna. 1t is
we'll known to be a simple combination of the
laxative and carminative principles of plants
with pleasant aromatic liquids, which are
agreeable and refreshing to the taste and
acceptable to the system when it's gentle
cleansing is desired.
Only those who buy the genuine Syrup of
Figs and Elixir of Senna can hope to get it's
beneficial effects, and as guarantee of the
excellence of the remedy, the full name of the
company-California Fig Syrup Co.'s printed
on the front of every package, and without it
any preparation offered as Syrup of Figs and
Elixir of Senna is fraudulent and should be
declined. To those who know the quality of
this excellent laxative. the offer of any substi-
tute, when Syrup of Figs and Elixir of SIENNA
is called for. is always resented by transfer
of patronage to some frst-class drug establish
ment, where they do not recommend. nor sell
false brands nor imitation remedies. The genu-
inc article may be bought of all reliable drug
gists everywhere; one size only. Regular
price SO cents per bottle. Get a bottle today
to have in the house when needed. !:
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-05-05

Constipation causes many serose 1sseses
Is Thoroughly cured by IkIctor taeaoa floNAAAl
Pellets. One . laxative. thrss for csaAAstac.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
Fourtee nth Century Doctors.

Synse's "Social Life in England' quotes number of fourteenth century hints to succnss for physicians:
 Suppose yeu know nothing. say there .s an obstruction of the liver Perhaps the natiert will say. "Nay. master. it Is my head or legs that trouble me-" Repeat tha. 1t comes from the liver, and especially use the word "obstruc uon." for patients do not understand It. which Is important.
 Never dine with patient who has not paid you. It will be cheaper to get your dinner at an inn, for such eeasts are usually deducted from the surgeons fee.
 When you are treating wound or accident, the friends of the patient should be excluded, for they may faint and cause a disturbance. but some times higher fee may be got from persons present fainting and breaking their heads against wood and the Ike than from the principal patient.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
Secret Society Among sese Islanders

Secret Society Among sese Islanders
 The Sese islanders have attained . peculiar notoriety in Uganda because of secret society called the Bach1chi, which is not burial society, although its members take a deep and intelli. gent interest in all deaths and burials In their midst. In the more retired vil- lages. although greatly discouraged by the British authorities, 1t is said to be still the custom for the sorrowing rel atives to bear the body of the deceased wrapped in bark on a rough bier to some forest thicket, desolate ravine or other unfrequented spot. where 1t is left unburied by the bearers, who nev. CT revisit the place again. The Bachi. chi. who are denizens of neighborins village, and distant relatives of the deceased avoid the necessity of burial or cremation and show their respec. for the deceased by simply eating him National Magazine.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
A Wealthy Soldiers Idea.

Australians still tell stories of tha colonial volunteers. although the war b far memory. One, member of the Stock Exchange, was left one wet and miserable night to guard wagon load of goods. He shivered in the un- sheltered place for some hours ponder. Ing many things, and then a bright thought struck him just as the colonel :ame around on his tour of inspection.
 Colonel" he asked, "how much is this wagon worthT'
 "I don't know" was the answer. "Much or little, we can't afford to lose It."
 "Well. but, colonel" persisted the amateur soldier, "you might give me | rough idea of the value."
 About f2O0," said the colonel testify.
 "Very well," was the answer; T will come down to the camp and give you a check for the amount Then I'll turn In. wouldn't catch my death of cold for twice that much"
 What the colonel said Is not record sd.-Melbourne Times.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
How Rats Move Eaaa

Strange as the story may appear oi rats removing hens' eggs from th, bottom to the top of house by on, rat lying on his back and graspinc tightly his ovoid burden with his fore paws while his comrades drag hin away by the tail, have no reasou writes naturalist, to disbelieve it. have seen two rats accomplish tn. feat from stair to stair in a farm house in Banefshire, the first anxious rodent pushing the egg up on its hino legs and the second assistant lifting 1t up with its fore legs. It was thu best athletic feat ever witnessed but 1t is not out of the common. Tn, rat will extract the contents from g flask of Florence oil, dipping in his long tail and repeating the maneuve, until he has consuned all that can he reached.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
cafIad the Deal OR.

4 lad attending school craved ns holiday one morning when started out to wrestle once again w9es the trials incident to getting an edu cation. As be entered the schoolroou he matched a plot to get the coveted holiday He went up to the teachers desk and told his story. My mother wants to know if you won't excuse me for today?" he began. "She wants me to do some work at home and thought if I'd study at home this even lng and make up what I'd missed mebby you'd let me off,"
 Something about the lads manner kept the words from carrying convic' hon. The teacher bluffed back as fol lows: Tommy" said she. you won't need to go home at all. Since you started to school your mother called me on the phone to tell me that she had changed her mind and for you to stay here"
 The lad looked at her. startled. "Aw. we'll" he said, "as long as both of us are lyin' about 1t let's just call 1t quits. I'll stay here."-Cieveland Plain Dealer
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
WARNING ORDER
7-5-12-19-2 -26-S42.

In the Chancery Court Of Jefferson County, Arkansas.
 Fox Brothers Hardware Company ct al, plaintiffs, vs. Dunnegan and Sykes ct al, defendants.
 The defendants, J. J. Dunnegan and B. T. Sykes are warned to appear in this court within thirty days and ans wer the complaint of the plaintiffs. Fox Brothers Hardware Company, Iox Harris Machine and Supply Company, Robinson Brothers, Pine Bluff Brick Company, Arkansas & Texas Consoli- dated Ice and Coal Company, J. W.. Sanders, w. H.. Westbrook, Pine Bluff Light & Water Company. Pine Bluff Sand Company and Blackner & Post Pipe Company and the cross-complain+ of the defendant, Board of Improve ment of Sewer District No. 3,
 Given under my hand and seal of said court this 9th day of July, A. D. 1910.
 EDGAR BREWSTER, Clerk.
 F. E. RENFROW, D. c. 7-12-19-26-S 29
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
Human Heart as . Power EnoinNN V

Human Heart as Power EnginA \
 A great physician once remarked that, despite its complexity, there was DO organ of the body readier to adapt itself to circumstances or more capa. ble of repaying ordinary care than the heart. This is very true, and an ap- precia ton of that fact should cause us all the more carefully to follow the wise mans advice and to keep our heart with all diligence. When VI have regard to the tremendous woek the heart accomplishes we might well with Wesley say, Strange that harp of thousand strings should keep in tune so long" Estimated in scientific fashion, a mans heart in twenty-four hours performs an amount of work which if represented by the energy de- manded for a big lift would raise 12c tons of weight one foot high. Such a
 calculation can be accurately deter. mined by measuring the force expend
 e6 in one beat or cycle of movement of the heart and multiplying the short work into that of the day. Thus in nc small degree does the hearts labor contribute to swell the big total of the energy the human engine expends each day 1t lives.-New York World.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
Culinary Courtshin.

Janet had nodded the domestic af fairs of the family with whom she lived for so many years that the news of her intended marriage had much the effect of an earthquake. Have you and David been engaged longT yentured the mistress of the house hold.
 "One week when next Sabbat! comes," stated Janet briefly.
 "And-and had you any thought o1 marrying before that?" asked her mis tress.
 "Times l had and times l had not said the imperturbable Janet, 'as an. person will. But month ago when gave David wee bit of the cake l't been making and he said to me. Janet have you the recipe firm in your mind lass, so you could make 1t if Mrs Mann's book would be far from yon reach% I knew well the time was draw ing short.
 And when," said Janet, closing he, eyes at the recollection, q said to him David, lad. the recipe is copied in :; little book of my own.' and I saw th, glint in his eye I reckoned 'twould h' within the month he'd ask me-"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
hippo's Mouth an impressive siqht

hippo's Mouth an Impressive Sight
 The hippopotamus is sort of float Ing island which inhabits the African rivers. To see hippopotamus rise ouI of the water and go away is as discon eerting to tie tourist as it would be te see sand bar get out of the Missouri river and chase cow The hippo life Is too short to write bis full name -ts a big brother of the pig. H, weighs five tons, and a gargoyle is cute and pretty beside him. He is fat and dabby, covered with reddisl akin adorned with bristles and has E broad, flat head as wide as a dinner table. The mouth of the hippo is an other of natures African extcava gances. He has mouth enough to de the eating for boys boarding school His jaws are very flexible, and thos who have gazed into the inner work of hippo when he has opened his vast pink lined mouth, studded herr and there with tusks that look lik. broken eff Grecian columns, have tee: impressed with the sight. - Collier. Weekly.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
WARNING ORDER.

In the chancery court of Jefferson county, Arkansas.
 J. s. Mcdonnell, ct al plaintiffs vs George L. Hockenhull, defendants. The defendant George L. Hocken- hull is warned to appear in this court within thirty days and answer the complaint of plaintiffs, J. s. McDon- nell, ct al.
 Given under my hand and the seal of said court this 23rd day of July 4. D. 1910.
 EDGAR BREWSTER, Clerk.
 F. E. RENFROW, D. c. 7-26-S-2-9-16-23.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
WARNING ORDER.

In the chancery court of Jefferson county, Arkansas.
 Pine Bluff Mercantile Co.,, ct al plaintiffs, vs Will Alexander, ct al. The defendant Will Alexander is warned to appear in this court with in thirty days and answer the con- plaint of plaintiffs Pine Bluff Mercan- tile Co. ct al.
 Given under my hand and the seal of said court this 21st day of May, A. D. 1908.
 EDGAR BREWSTER, Clerk.
 F. E. RENFROW, D. c. 7-5-12-19-26-S 2.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
Bad Breath

"For months had great trouble with my stomach and used all kinds of medicines. My tongue has been actually as green as grass, my breath having bad odor. Two weeksago friend recommended Cascarets and after using them can willingly and cheerfully say that they have entirely cured me. therefore let you know that I shall recommend them to any one suffer- ing from such troubles. .''-Chas. H. Hal- perm, IA E. 7th St., New York, N. Y.
 Pleasant, Palatable, Potent. Taste Good.
 Do Good. Never Sicken, Weaken or Gri2e.
 l0c, 25c, Soc. Never sold in bulk. The gen.
 uine tablet stamped C C c. Guaranteed to
 cure or your money back. 90
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02

In the chancery court of Jefferson county, Arkansas.
 Will Junor, plaintiff, vs. Millie Jun- or, defendant.
 The defendant Millie Junor is warned to appear in this court with in thirty days and answer the con- plaint of plaintiff Willie Junor. Given under my hand and the seal of said court this 4th day of July, A. D. 1910.
 EDGAR BREWSTER, Clerk,
 T. P. STEWART, D. c. 7-5-12-19-26-8 2.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
k;a Mistake.

The vender of imageA who had jus beea thrown out of large office build ing. wept bitterly as he looked at his torn clothes and broken wares.
 "Who did thisY' inquired the friend V cop. "I'u pinch lem if ySu say the word"
 "No: 1t was my fault" said the vic tim. gathering up the remains of , plaster image. T insisted on trying ts sell . bust of Noah Webster to a meet Ing of simplihed spellers." Denve' Republican.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
PAVING DISTRICT NO 1s.
(West Second Ayenue.)

The tax books for the collection o special assessment upon the real property in Paving District No 12. fl, the city of Pine Bluff has been plac. ed in my hands.
 All owners of real property lying ip the district are required to pay thei, assessment to me within thirty dau from this date.
 If such payment is not made aetio, will be commenced at the end Of that time for the collection of such assess. ment and for legal penalties and cost Given under my hand this 9th day of June, 1910.
 A. G. RUSSELL, City Collector Office, City Hall, 9 a. m. to F m.
 e-9.%t
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
PILES! PLEsl FILES!

Williams Indian Pile Ointment vii. cure Blind. Bleedings and I,tcnina Piles. It absorbs the tumors, ahays itching at once, acts as . poultics, gives instant relief. Williams' Indian P1s Ointment is prepared for piles and itching of the private parts. Sold by druggists, mail 50c and 31.00. WI. liamS' Mfg. Co.,. Props. Cleveland, O. 3old by McCamn,nn ..
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
Color In Diea.

It's a white lie when mamma tell. papa what baby has been saying, bu, when papa goes and repeats 1t at ths office it's another matter: a lie become, more or less soIled by being moppe. around-Exchange.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
A pisappeintment.

~Yes," says the lady after an ac quaintance of ten or fifteen years be fore has been renewed, "I remember you perfectly"
 "IndeedY' murmurs the erattfeo man. T am glad to know that"
 "Yes; at one time I thought of mar tying you.''
 "Oh." he replies de1ectedly. "l thought for the moment that there might have been something that made me differ'snt from all the other men you ever knew."-Life.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02

White Mountain Ice Cream Freez- CTS are so we'll known and so satis- factory it is wonder anyone would buy "just as good.' Arctics made by same factory are cheaper. We have both.-Fox Bros. Hardware Go.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
Some Excuse For tho Sun.

Art1st-There, sir, Is my latest l.ic eure. Ingenious Friend-Well, yo, haven't economized paint on 1t, have yous What title have you given tt h3 Artist-What do I call it7 Why s1r. that Is an autumn sunset. Ingen uous Friend-You don't say SO! Well l don't blame the sun at all for ser an1
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
A Stranger ts his Wava

N StFah9er to HtS Wayo. A distinguished bishop of the Epis. eopal church. arriving late at . small town one night, found the hotel closed, and. hammering at the door for admis. sion. a neighbor stuck his head out of an adjoining window with, Say, stranger, knock Ike the devilr' to which the bishop replied. "I don't know how"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
Spots Removed wh,,. Va, e,.,

Spots Removed While You Sleep,
 Dul-Has your wife recipe for re moving spots from clothing? Pickle l should say she had! She removed two nve-spots from my trousers pocket with quistnaaa cd dispatuA ,aGt nAsAA -1O1A
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
Not Too Often.

They tell me New England Is fu. of old maids," said the Philadelphia girl "Now. suppose you Boston girls don't often marryr' No; only once as rule.' replied the Boston girl Philadelphia Record.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
His Choice.

Bustin Seems-How'd ger Ike to b. one of desc here furrir rulers Sel. seldum Shaves-Not me, Bus. I'd a lo. rather be king bum dan a bum king Kansas City Times.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
LOST.
NOTICE

Tne State Agricultural School, 4th sssstriet, located at Monticello, Ark, g,a1' awarded 45 free scholarships to sla1srson county. g boys and 22 girls. :aksa scholarships will entitle holders ID instruction in Agriculture, Horti- s1fatre, Horticulture, Animal Hus- Eanary, Manual Training. Domestic Eakssncs, Domestic Art. and Literary iEzmches.
 Applicants must possess good mor- R character, a knowledge of public yRAoOl branches up to the 9th grade, nd must have reached 15 years of mx.
 HIS school will have a $1O,0O0,O0 equipment and one of the best facul- ses- ohtainable. Should these schol- ,Hshfps not be awarded to Jefferson spunty applicants by August 1st, the aaneewiil' be returned to the super astsndent of the school for distribu- f1nn elsewhere.
 JAS GOULD, & M
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
hM Home,

fdH Homo.
 Tommy-Paw. what Is three card monte? Mir. Tucker-It's the most dia. bolical, internal swindle that ever any oody-er-er-oh, it's some sort of a gambling game with cards, believe Tommy.-Chicago Tribune.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
DIR. c. D. SMITH VETERINARY STTRGE0N AMI

VETERINARY SURGEON AND
 DENTIST. Treats all diseases of Horses, Mules cattle and Dogs. Office 331 Pine, corn 4th ave. Telephone (long dis tance) 529.
 Hospital 323 Pine, first buildin, south of Hicks Ice Factory. Residence 1907 W. 9th, ave. tele, phone 1ong distance) 109. bueg1es and Automobiles washed
 while you wait.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02

R h better to lend than to g1~s. xs gfve empeel els0k . bsttee tAan satAse 1&Almal
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02

THOMPSON THE TAILOR-Clean
 ing, altering and repairing, . spec. 1alty. All work strictly first clasa
 4o2 West secoind avenne. Old phon.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
 D. ,-ss Print Shop T>2'' :
Number 1

y To do your work well toaa ln,eans that you will give us yo~. vsork tomorrow.
 We pin on each days order asa that tomonow's job. Good work. good printing. are I'M TWO habits.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02

tKsR RENT-A NEWLY FURNISHED fire room flat Call at No. 1902 EYfn street 7-26-6t.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-02
WARNING ORDER.

7-12-19-26-8 2 g
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-05-27
JEWS ARE DRIVEN FROM KEN
Many Thousand Unfortunates Are Ex'
IA pected In United States.

New York, May 21.-Officers of the
American Jewish committee state that
in spite of repeated reports of the Rus.
sian government that the expulsion
Of Jews from Kiev have been post.
poned the committee is in receipt of
the following cablegram:
'Forc,hle explosions from Kiev are
now taking place in the most brutal
manner, and many new explosions of
those hitherto exempted are occurr-
ing. Explosions from Moscow also
are on the increase involving addit.
tional hardships."
Concerning the effect of this action,
the committee says:
CAS- the victims will be driven into
the already overcrowded cities of the
Paleo or else forced to emigrate, the
United States may expect largely
increased immigration of Russion
Jews within the next few months. 1t
is estimated that not less than $4,000
and probably twice that number are
involved, and great distress will re-
suit as the unfortunates have no 9th.
er homes except those from which
they are being driven"
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-05-27
Will You Pay LIFE IN
SURANCE or DEATH
INSURANCE. (which?

People willingly pay large sums for life
insurance, which is really death insurance
but real life insurance frequently consists
in taking Eckman's Alternative.
Can any lung sick person afford not
to take the Alternative? Investigate it.
Write this very day for letters. tcstimo-
malls and affidavits showing that 1t really
has CURED tuberculosis.
Eggs and milk fatten, without curing.
Eggs cost. say, 30 cents a dozen. Forced
feeding with eggs and milk 90 eggs u day.
$3.50 weeks quarts milk a day. at s
cents. $l.60 costs over 50 week.
Eckmans Alternative sharpens the ap-
petite, makes life look different. brings
better health with greater earning power.
Often persons are so much improved that
they can work even before they are finally
cured.
Send today for literature on the subject,
II you are broad minded enough to be-
1ieve that there can be cure which has
not been sensationally exploited, or which
is not based merely on climatic or diet
restrictions.
Eckman's Alternative Is good for all
Throat and Lung troubles, and is on sale
in Cresco by p. A. Clemmer ana other drug.
gists 1t can also be obtained at. or procured
by, your local Druggists. Ask for Booklet OF
Cured Cases or write for Evidence to the
Eek man Laboratory, Philadelphia, Pa.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1910-05-27
new SWEDISH lUTH COLLEGE
OFFER OF MlNNEHAhA ACADEMY
ASSOCIATION IS ACCEPTED.
New Buildings to be Located on River
Bank in Minneapolis
This Summer.

Minneapolis, May 21.-Minneapolis
is to have the proposed college of the
Swedish Lutheran church to be erect.
ed this summer. Fourteen acres of
land on the banks of the Mississippi
river near Lake street will be used as
site for the institution and building
work will be commenced as soon as
plans can be prepared and arrange
ments made.
At the session Of the Northwestern
Missionary association of Swedish
churches, held at Salem church, the
offer of the Minnehaha Academy as
sociation to donate to the association
its site together with the $1,000, which
had been raised by the Minnehaha as
sociation was accepted.
The matter of arranging for plans
and specifications was left to board
Of trustees elected as follows: Rev.
c. G. Ellstrom, Minneapolis; Rev. A.
e. Palmquist. pastor Swedish Taber.
nacle, st. Paul; S. A. Nelson, Mime
apolis; j. Wallbrom, Minneapolis;
Aaron Carlson, Minneapolis; Prof.
David Swenson. University of Mime
sofa. and Rev. F. o. King. Minneapo-
lis. They were given full power to act.
Doubt was expressed by Prof. K. E.
Forsell Of Minnesota college as to
whether the school will be ready for
occupancy at the opening of the school
year next fall, but he declared that
in case 1t is not completed a suitable
building will be rented in Minneapolis
to be used temporarily.