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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-06-03

We have a criminal jury system
superior TO any In the world. Its
efficiency is only marred by the diff
ficulty OF finding twelve men every
day who don't know anything and
can't read,-Mark Twain.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-06-03

THE ARRIVAL of the American
schooner Alice Cooke at Port Town
send yesterday is reported. The YES.
sci sailed from Honolulu on May Z.
after having discharged shipment OF
lumber at this port.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-06-03

/ have seen It stated In print that
as boy had been guilty of steal
ing peaches, apples and watermel-
ons wish now, however, to make
an honest statement, which Is: that
do not believe in all my checkered
career have ! stolen q ton OF
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-06-03

Gentlemen and Doctor: am glad
to be among my own kind tonight.
| was once sharpshooter, but now
| practise a much higher and equal
ly as deadly medicine.
Mark Twain.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-06-03
EVENING SMILES

While travelling through Maine
not long ago | was seized with an
attack of colley .wobbles, Now, al
though Maine is a prohibition State,
! thought | might be able to get a
little alcoholic stimulent that would
help me, so said to a policeman:
Can you tell me II there's any
place where | can get little whis-
key? ! am feeling very H."
DO you see that little church
down the street," asked the officer,
Eyes; but surely you don't mean
TO say that | can get a drink OF
whiskey in a church?"
mo. SIR" said the cop, but a
church is the only place in Maine
where you cant get it."-George
Primrose.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-06-03

The most comfortably dressed
people ever saw are the Sandwich
Islanders. When they want to dress
up and get little warmer they
clap on a pair of spectacles.- Mark
Twain.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-06-03
peaches Twain.

/ was nearly drowned seven times
before | learned to swim. do not
now remember who the people were
who interfered with the intentions
of Providence wiser than them
selves; but | hold a grudge against
them. told a parson about my
seven narrow escapes and he said
he didn't believe 1t. The very next
year he slipped on the Ice and broke
his ankle.-Mark Twain.
would have been better man
II | had had chance. but things
have always been against me.
never had any parents. hardly-only
Just a father and mother-and so
had to struggle on the best way
could.-Mark Twain.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-07

have expressed their willingness to con-
tribute to the Johnston monument fund.
It is probable that Camp Hardee at the
next meeting will take official action.
and a contribution will be forwarded to
the Bryan chapter, U. D. c., at Dalton.
In addition, a personal letter was re-
ceived by the camp from Miss Hattie H
Thomas of Dalton, for whose father.
Gen. Bryan NJ. Thomas, the chapter was
named Miss Thomas made a personal
appeal for contribution to the monu-
ment fund.
Among the other things of interest
which came up at the meeting was an
address by Judge James Fleetwood Fos-
ter of Camden, commander of Camp
Beck, U. C. V, at Camden. Judge Fos-
ter is one of the only two surviving
members of Company of the Third
Alabama infantry and his talk was
reminiscent of his EXPERIENCES while en-
listed. The other living member of Com
pany K is H. F. Wilson of Birmingham
member of Camp Hardee.
An interesting war etory was told by
Comrade C. NJ. Sturgis, who was taken
prisoner at Petersburg, Va, near the
close of the war.
A letter of thanks from Gen. Bennett
H. Young was read expressing his
acknowledgements for resolutions passed
by Camp Hardee which complimented
him on his historical report read at the
recent Confederate reunion at Mobile.
Lieut.. Com. N. A. Graham presided at
the meeting. Colonel Graham will con-
tinue as commander of the camp until
the expiration of the term of the late
commander, Capt. w. G. Ward.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-07

DR.. ]. W. Hughes, whose growth of a
second crop of hair was chronicled in
The Age-Herald some time ago, due to
the use of a certain powdered soap, is
now the idol of all the baldheaded men in
the state. Among the letters of inquiry
which the genial doctor has recently re-
ceived is the following from promi-
nent Gadsden lawyer:
MY Dear DR.. Hughes: A fellow feel
ing makes us wondrous kind and having
suffered since I was 20 years old from
falling hair until ii seems to have robbed
me of all matrimonial prospects. l am
presuming upon your kindness to fur
nish me, with the enclosed postage, the
name and a place of purchase of the
soap you mention.
For which I beg to be. yours CRATE
fully"
DR.. Hughes does not charge anything
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-07
FINE SCORES In
RIFLE MATCHES

Chattanooga, Tenn, August s-The
state rifle matches were finished al Ca
toosa Springs today with the best shot
scores ever made on the range. The
state team that will go to Camp Perry
for the national matches will be selected
Monday and Tuesday. The Tennessee
State Rifle association was organized
at the range yesterday for the promotion
of rifle practice throughout the state.
Secretary of War ]. M. Dickinson was
elected president, Col R. s. Henry vice
president, Capt. w. H. Hyde of Nash
vile secretary, Capt. James A Gleason
of Knoxville treasurer and Col. H. C.
Alexander executive officer.
1t is the purpose of the association to
Citations and each year hold matches at
which additional trophies will be COM
peted for.
The Dickinson skirmish trophy was
won by Col. R. S. Henry by the score of
80 out of a possible 100.
The Berry Palmer cup for the best
rapid fire score was won by Capt. W. H.
Hyde with a score of SO out Of possible
100.
The Gen. Irby Bennett cup was won by
Sergeant F. Pate of Knoxville by a
total score of 1888 fired from 600, 800 and
1000 yards. The individual match for
rapid fire and skirmish ct 200. 300, 900.
900, 800 and 1000 yards WAS won by Capt
| W. III. Hyde by score of 400 out of q
possible 45o. The cup was won last year
| by Col r. S. Henry by score of 391.
| The regimental cup was won by the
Third infantry This is the best two oul
of three matches for the trophy. II
has been won by the Third twice and II
will go to it permanently. The COM
pany match was won by Company E .o1
| Hampden.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-07
LIGHTNING HITS
BARKER SCHOOL

While the electric storm was at its
height yesterday afternoon, lightning
struck the Barker school, located on
North Highlands, and tore the roof prac-
tically off the structure. The fash was
distinctly felt by many residents of the
locality and several believed a residence
lad been shattered. The lightning first
struck the high flag pole on the school,
Travelled down until the roof was reached
and made practically a circular cut into
the roof President John L. Parker of the
Board of Education stated that from the
report sent TO his office the damage
would amount to several hundred dollars
The roof, the top floor and practically
the entire inside walls were more or less
injured by the stroke.
The building will be repaired at once.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-07
GOLDsTEIN SENTENCED
Locked Up for Passing Lie
to Witness on Stand

Because he IS alleged to have passed
the lie to a negro witness while on the
stand testifying in the police court yes
terday, Policeman Harry Goldstein was
sentenced to serve one hour In Jail and
was locked up. The sentence created 6
great excitement in court and about the
police station all day yesterday.
4 negro woman named Johnny Mat.
thews had been arrested by Mr.. Gold
stein and was being tried on the charge
of drunk. The defendant was on the wit.
ness stand and testified that she had beer
arrested because she had refused N ~
the officer some beer. Goldstein called
Aitlstss - ildr ..llO iuI4~ rtag4n stp-.-
naaHhrd him. The wituess repeated the
assertion and Goldstein again called her
a liar. The court Immediately pronounced
the sentence and the officer was locked
sap. The negro's trial was postponed.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-07
PLAN MONU MENT TO.
JOS. E. JOHNSTON
"Dalton. Ga. May 8. !.

Dalton, Ga, May g. 1910.
THE Bryan NJ Thomas chapter, u. ID.
c., is collecting funds to erect monu-
inent to Gen. Joseph e. Johnston at
Dalton, the logical site for monument
to him, as at Dalton he Eeorganized his
army and began from there his retreat,
the most masterful in the annals of war
fare. No general is more worthy the
respect and gratitude of the south than
Johnston and yet no general has re-
ceived less. We are sure every soldier
who followed Johnston or wore the gray
will be glad of an opportunity to honor
him. No monument has as yet been
erected to tell the story of the glory
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-07
Profanity Barred in Camp

Camp Perry, O., August Sine range
officers detailed for duty at the natlohal
rife tournament by the war Depart
ment were today ordered to refrain from
profanity and slang in conducting the
big shooting match. They were tonight
ora-nized by Lieut.. Col. r. K. Evans of
the Twenty eighth infantry into school,
of instruction in their duties. Maj. James
II. Frear of the Tenth infantry, Cap.
John T. Haines of the Eleventh cavalry,
Capt. Julian r. Lindsay of the Fifteenth
cavalry and Capt. Charles H. Lyman of
The marine corns were detailed as coaches
of the four groups of officers. The Mis-
slssippi and Virginia rife teams arrived
today, the latter number being 81 marks
men.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-07
HUGHES TELLS SECRET

for his prescription. He Immediately re-
piled, using the affectionate, My Dear
Mr. and, assuring his questioner that
he had the fellow feeling, he mentioned
the name of the magic soap, which must
not be spread broadcast lest the supply
run out and cause soap famine.
IT began to use it six months ago"
continues the doctor, merely as a soap,
with no thought of my hair. Although my
head had arrived at the slick stage,
use no other soap. 1 battle daily, and
wash my head sometimes twice a day
and there is no doubt as to my getting q
new crop of hair, not thick, but 1t is
coming. You will find this a delightful
soap, and I sincerely trust your matri-
monial prospects will begin to improve
at once. Again hoping everything will
turn out just as you wish, believe me,
very sincerely yours, J. w. Hughes"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-07

vAurCnrnIE-A wormy. knotty conditloh u
the snermatic veins, accompanied with nervous
mass lack of ambition, vim, vitallty' couia ses
confidence poor circulation, colo ana no, &c. a.,
snots before the eyes, dizzy speiis' paipl. - a.
bad memory restless nights, timlo gloomy; III
snondent aching dragging down p pains ~ III
and groin we varicocele Witnou' p ths
loss of time or blood. We restore you TO lie
pladness of perfect health In very shol. III Iii
r. Won are afflicted 1t is your duty TO get "eii'
NERVOUS DEBILITY, VITAL WEAkNEss1s
,rhis is a very common condition among men anu
ono that demands the immediate ATTENTION OF a
skilled expert. There is perhaps no otner us
cas- that units so many men from iuli actis
ities and the highest form OF pleasures. IT is
accompanied by nervousness, iach u ehelsy,
Vim vieor strength. ambition, courage ana
oonf,asnce headache and vague palms. gloom,
restlassness poor memory easily excited not
ana cold flashes and many other symptoms too
nnmerous to mention. We cure this condition
auicklv permanently and easily. our method is
hasea on definite facts which when properly
onn1ted are phenomenaly successful
les FISTULA, FISSURE--These very annoy
Inc and extremely painful conditions are a great
de}riment to the enjoyment OF lie ana good
health They exercise a very demoral1zlng In
fluence on the whole system. We have cured
bundrads of cases in one treatment and can
convince you If you will call we can cure you.
viii YOU continue to suffer? We cure without
Many patients have told us that they at first /
could afford to pay Our fees are always moderat
keep you from beginning treatment. IT you will {
CONSULTATION
ours q to ~. to 81 Evenings. m TIT
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-07

The Most Worshipful Grand Lodge of
Ancient, Free and Accepted Masons," a
negro lodge association, filed application
for charter yesterday in the probate court
office. The trustees of the lodge are:
H. C. Binford J. T. Gregory, w. T..
Woods. c. Fl. Evans, H. c. Harris, C. N.
McDaniels and C. w. Allen.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-07
East Luke Park

Dues fireworks exhibitions are now
given every Thursday on the lawn of
the picnic grounds. across beautiful
Lake Como at East Lake. Commencing
tonight and continuing all week, Dare
Devil Whitaker, the fire demon, is the
leading attraction, with other amuse-
ments included.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-07
Marriage License. Issued

Marriage licenses have been issued
as follows from the office of the pro-
bate court:
John A. Williams of Argo to Miss
Maggie E. Housley.
Abner L. Truitt of Pell City to Miss
Ida Hardin.
J. L. Walsh of Birmingham to Miss
Evia Stewart.
William d. Sullivan of Morris to Miss
Burley Mayberry.
Joe Higdon of Sumter to Miss Myrtle
Fields.
Fred Grow of Birmingham to Miss
Myrtle Martin.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-07

The above communication, read yes
terday before the regular monthly meet
ing of Camp Hardee held in the audito-
rum of the Chamber of Commerce,
caused a good deal of comment among
the members of the local camp and many
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-07

of Johnston and his brave men. This is
matter we feel should be delayed no
longer. The Joseph e. Johnston camp
at Dalton has contributed generously to
this fund and a contribution from your
camp of any amount will be gladly re-
ceived and highly appreciated by 1.-The
Daughters, and veterans of Dalton.
Please let us know what your decision In
this work Is. Fraternally yours.
MRS MARY JACKSON ELROD,
Chairman,
MRS. ELLA LEWIS MARTIN,
MRS. WILLIE DAVIS HEBRON,
MISS KATE HAMILTON,
"Joseph E. Johnston Monument Fund,
u. D. c."
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-07
Eleventh Avenue Methodist Services

At the Eleventh Avenue Methodist
church the regular communion services
will be held this morning at II o'clock,
the Rev. K. n. Matthews, the pastor.
officiating. There will be a special pro-
gramme of music rendered by quar-
tet composed of Mrs. Parlem, Miss Rey-
nolds Mr.. McGill and Mr.. Moore. There
will be no evening service.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-07
HAS LOSS IN
BUILDING OPERATIONS

Building operations in the leading cities for July small increase
out in
decrae of il COZ The
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-07

Southern Railway, the quick
est and best way to Washing
ton and New York.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-07

the knife, cautery ligature, by painless and
bloodless method. -
PROsTATIC ENLARGEMENT-This is a vital
subject, only to the medical profession but TO
all mankind. Hundreds in every community are
suffering untold torture and humiliation because
they have not been able to get cure me
manifold symptoms of this disease are too mum
erous to be mentioned here, but II you are sur
fering from some ailment that MAS baffed the
skill of those who have treated you, and that Is
giving you untold anxiety, you are likely the vic
tim of this most aggravating condition. II you
will call we will illuminate the prostate and tell
Won its exact condition. There is absolutely no
ruesswork about the result we give you, as
hundreds of letters have in our files will
attest We give you quick and permanent
cure Just what you are looking for.
KIDNEY AND BLADDER DIsEASES-Pain in
the back and the kidneys pain In bladder
retention, suppression straining, 1ncontinence
itching burning pain at neck of bladder. blur
red vision, swollen glands, brickdust sediment
we give you immediate relief and a permanent
Specific BLOOD POIsON-When the system
becomes tainted with this poison it Is manifested
in many ways-ulcers, sores. sore mouth and
throat, bone pains, rash, pinples. loss OF hair,
swollen glands, etc. If your symptoms are any
Of these we invite you to take advantage of our
treatment, which will completely eradicate ev-
cry vestige of. the poison from your system and
give you pure. healthy, red blood. 1t contains
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-07

This week will close Franck-
lyn Wallace's and William
Green's engagement at the
Princess" don't fail to hear
them. Admission 5 cents.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-07
GET BACK TO HEALTH AND VITALITY

Ss sss s.9 @ % %
CURES
ofpn enough tim
TO YOU HA
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-07

Best pictures, best singing,
best music, Princess" theatre.
Admission 5 cents.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-07

The series of revival services, which be
conducted under the auspices of the Ems
ley Christian church, will begin this
morning in a tent corner Avenue H and
Nineteenth street. The Rev. E. E. Vio-
lett and the Rev. o. j. Marks will as
sist the Rev. Lawrence Williams. pas
tor in the meetings. Mr.. Marks will
have charge of the music.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-07

Jim Bush. Compound negro was tried
in the inferior court before Judge Camp
this morning on the charge of assaulting
a 5-year-old negro girl. the daughter of
Nora Macon He was bound over to the
grand jury without bail Constable Lee
White and Special Deputy Kemp made
the arrest. The parties concerned lived
in the furnace quarters.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-08-07

no injurious drugs and goes to the very bottom
OF the disease. 1t cures where all others fail
SPINAL NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. pain in back
part of head, stretching drawing of the cord
OF the neck pain in the eyes, dizziness, specks,
blurred vision, palpitaton or irregularity of the
heart pain, oppression, difficult breathing or
disagreeable feeling In the region of the heart
stomach or lungs, aches or pains in the region of
the kidneys, liver or heart. construction around
the body or part way around. partial paralysis,
numb, tingling feeling sensation of coldness
If the parts were asleep, sore, burning, tender
spots along the spine in the limbs or feet
resembling neuralgia sciatica chills up and
down back, creeping sensation, pain between the
shoulders. If you have the above named SWIM
toms or any of them you probably have spinal
irritation very serious disorder that but few
physicians Yet have a line ~
treatment that yields uniformly good results
where all others have failed
RUPTURE-A most dangerous condition T.,
which there is protrusion of a portion ~ +ba
abdominal contents Every person efflictaS
should at once seek cure and thus safae,,a
their life We cure rupture by safe nain1a 80
bloodless and rational method which arfs
lasting cures We in a very short +,,a u us
have numerous letters in our files pvbiaL w1
bear us out in this statement Ask TO sae +. VII
We also permanently and safely cnrs Sr rem'
TURE, HYDROCELE, ATROPHY Ann SpErr.
DISEASES. SrHClAL
reat reputation fee would be more than tbev
you are willing to pay. Don't let money matters
treatment and pay as you can.
Symptom Book.
HCTC 214N North Twentieth street
AL1o1o Over Walkover shoe
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-02-11
No BLESSINGS Of Grief.

Prophet and poet and priest have
always made stock talk of the chas,
tening and beneficial effects of sorrow
and grief, which is utterly and bitter.
ly contrary to the experience of the
modern experienced practitioners of
medicine, alienists and directors OF in.
stitutions for the insane. Deep grief
in moderns is most pernicious emo
ton which is now drowned out as
quickly as possible. Perhaps modern
man differs greatly in nervous struc-
ture from his rugged, sound, quiet. SOL
emn. sleepy ancestors. Anyhow. the
old truths of the blessings of grief no
longer maintain. Blessed is the man
who sorrows, il that man be strong;
true he may sorrow, but he will not
sorrow long, for some strong-minded
men can in a few hours or days cast
away a grief that would haunt weak
ling into the grave.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-02-11
household Ramedlna.

Under the heading Parts OF Living
Creatures" Culpeper laid down the fol-
lowing:
The brain OF a hare being roasted
helps trembllngs and prevents hair
falling off. The head of a coal-black
vat being burnt to ashes in a new pot
and some OF the ashes blown into the
eyes cures blindness. The head of a
young kite treated the same and a
dram taken every morning cures the
gout. Crabs eyes are good and the
lungs of a fox dried strengthen the
lungs.
Later he observed that "the skull
of a man that was never buried. beat.
en- to powder and given inwardly,
helps palsy, and the small triangular
bone in the skull absolutely cures fall
ing sickness so that it will never come
again"
Among the household remedies that
one should always have by one Cul.
peper mentioned flakes of brass, salt
and birthstone burnt to ashes, young
swallows, hedgehogs, frogs, toads and
mice burnt in vessel, thin fakes Of
lead with sulphur, the fresh lungs of a
fox dried, and many other savory mat
ters
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-02-11
Servants Of Christ.

Profitable or Improbable? is what
every servant of the Lord is called to
ask concerning himself. What the
Lord requires is faithfulness. what he
rewards is fidelity. II is not original
or fundamentally a question OF one
talent, or OF five talents, or of ten tai.
ents, but OF good and efficient use of
the powers one possesses, be they
small or large. After long time the
Lord of the servants reckoneth them.
The period Of probation ends at last.
For that final account-giying now is
our time for preparation.