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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-08-25
MAN ALWAYS GIVING ADVICE
Is EffeotuaIIy squeIched by Tattered
Hobo In Most Characteristic
Manner.

The man who is always giving ad
vice sauntered up the street and found
the tattered hobo sitting Oh the curb
MY good man." began the former
why are, you idllng away your time
like this? Don't you know the world
owes you a living?"
THAT so2" responded the hobo
nonchalantly. We'll. | guess better
call up collection agency and get
dem to collect 1t for me-"
But this is serious my man. You
deserve something in this world"
Sure. boss, the last Judge ran up
against said deserved six months"
Tut! Tut Don't be fecetious. Why,
you could rise up in tie world and
wear broadcoth."
Thanks. but am wearing dat
now, boss. Dis suit is so broad it is
three sizes too big for me-"
We'll, what in the dickens are you
sitting on the curb for. anyway?"
TO curb NY temper, boss. To curb
my temper when such emar. alecks as
you ask f"~' .r~
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-08-25
PRACTICE ILLEGALLY!
ltinerant Opticians Work Rural Dis
tricts Without State License.

The Oregon State Board of Examin-
ars in Optomery viii pay a reward of
s25 to anyone causing the arrest and
conviction of any person or persons
testing eyes and selling glasses who do
not hold a certificate issued to them by
the Board of Examiners. 1t is not
alone necessary for them to possess
theis certificate, but it must be regis
tered with and countersigned by the
Clerk of the court, in each county
where the holder practices. The public
in general is hereby warned not to pat
ronize anyone not holding such certii-
cate, as IN the strict letter of the law
they are accessory to the illegal prac-
tice and will at least be called upon to
go into court and testify as witnesses
against the persons violating the law.
For further particulars address H.
w. Barnes, Sec, State Board of Ex-
aminers, Salem, Ore.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-08-25
Bolt Hits Buried casket.

GAINESVILLE, ON an electrical
storm lightning bolt struck a flower
vase over the grave of Grover Moore,
In the Roseville cemetery. Shattering
the vase. the bolt plowed through the
earth and found a resting place six
feet below the surface, shattering the
coffin and box in which it was con-
fined. Both the box and coffin were
easily seen through the hole which the
bolt had bored through the ground
The damage was repaired next day
Moore was killed in a street car acci-
dent in Akron a year ago
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-08-25

"My father has been a sufferer from sick
headache for the last twenty-five years and
never found any relief until he began
taking your Cascarets. Since he has
begun taking Cascarets he has never had
the headache. They have entirely cured
him. Cascarets do what you recommend
them to do. will give you the privilege
of using his name. "-E. M. Dickson,
II2o Resiner St., w. Indianapolis, Ind.
Pleasant, Palatable. Potent. Taste Good
Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe
10c. 25c, SOC. Never sold in bulk. The gen.
uine tablet stamped C c C. Guaranteed to
cure or your money back
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-08-25

81 thought l told you to stop smo
king" said the doctor, severely.
q tried to- replied the patient, but
I haven't the heart to disappoint the
members Of my family who look to me
for prize coupons and baseball Die.
tureR-
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-08-25

Il see your next door neig Dor is
5prinkling his lawn during forbidden
hours. Are you going to do anything
TO stop him?"
"Yes; I'm going to write an in
dignant protest and have it printed in
one of the papers"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-08-25
Natural Affinity.

Toni understand Fred is engaged
to Miss Gushington. can't imagine
what he can see in that girl to make
him want to marry her.
Jack-Well, Fred has a mania for
yachting. you know, and she's such a
a fancy to her
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-08-25
currant Rorsr

Look for the currant borer at this
time. When the leaves start affected
canes commence to wither and die
Cut out the affected canes below the
black center and burn at once.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-08-25
Gentle Protest.

Barber ION train)-Yes, this is a
great road, sir. Let me describe it to
you as / work.
Man in Chair-Er-yes, but don't
put the curves In my cheeks with
that razor.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-08-25
Unfair Competition.

Esmerelda-Did you have that
kitchen implement shower for Lii
Garlinghorn last night?
Gwendolen = Goodness. no! II
ra1ned pitchforksi
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-08-25
Does Not Follow.

"Are those comforts on the counter
there to be sold at much of a reduc-
uon?"
They are not reduced at all, mad
am. What made you think they
were?"
because ] saw them marked
down."
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-08-25

Red, Weak, Weary, watery Eyes.
Relieved By Murine Eye Remedy. Try
Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You viii
Like Murine. 1t Soothes. Soc at Your
Druggists. Write For Eye Books. Free.
Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-08-25
ASTHMA AND Hay FEVER

are quickly relieved by Wyatt's Asthma
Remedy. Guaranteed or money refund
ed. Ask your druggist or send six
cents postage for Free Sample to
J. c. WYATT, Druggist.
VANCoUVER. WASHINGTON
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-08-25
Real Charitable.

Tattered Theodore = 'Scuse me,
mem, but amt got scarcely a rag t
me back. Kin yous help me out?
Kind Lady-Certainly You'll find
the rag bag behind the door in the
woodhouse. Help yourself.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-08-25
Locating the Villain.

And who will be the principal vii
iain of your production?" asked the
friend.
"Oh, the first-night critic. suppose,
replied the manager. wearily.-Wash.
ington Star.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-08-25

Mothers viii find Mrs. WinsloS's Soothing
pyrup the beet remedy to use fCE their childrea
Turing the teething period.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-08-25

Indeed, the one great leading feature OF
our new Hair Vigor may we'll be said 10
be this-it stops falling hair. Then Il
goes one stop further-k aids nature In
restoring the hair and scalp 70 q healthy
condition. Ask for "the new kind. d"
-Haas ~ - ). G. Ayr O., Louull, hsss-
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1910-10-20

Something like 16 or 8 years ago
he was editor of the only democrat
&c paper in Lucas county. At this
time he carried on this warfare
against monopoly and greed in all
forms. Across the top of the front
page of this paper he printed in
the biggest type his Office contained
these words, "The Only Paper Along
the Line of the C. b. & r. r.. r.. Co.
That Does Not Carry Pass" At
this time everybody had pass but
Stuart; but he was fighting and
pointing out the things that have
come to pass. Just about this time
he was finding it hard to get people
10 listen to him. He was a candi-
date for congress against Mr.. Hep
burn and before coming out he wrote
his personal views and printed them
in his paper. They were of such a
nature that they startled everybody.
He challenged Mr.. Hepburn for joint
debate and it was not long before he
had the people interested in him and
wondering what kind of a man he
was. All the republican papers of
the district took up his personal
views, those which pictured an ideal
condition, and began to tearing them
to pieces. In this way he gained
the ear of the people and they came
out to his meetings. They not only
came out but they listened to him
and they went away impressed with
the idea that Mr.. Stuart was a man
OF conviction, honesty and judy
ment. They found that instead of
being man whom the republican
papers had pictured as being denger-
Gus and visionary he was in fact a
deep thinker and student, and that
so far as any laws he wanted passed
at that time We're concerned he was
right. The result was that Mr.. Hep
burn was compelled to import speak
ers from all over the country and the
eighth district saw one of the most
honest fights that had ever been car
rled on in the state. Stuart had
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1910-10-20

no help and no organization and
against all of these forces he cut
Hepburn's majority about 5000.
So much for the young man of the
past. This is the time we are inter
ested in now and it is the things he
stands for now that we must look
to. Those which he stands for and
those which his opponent stands for.
No doubt some of the standpat organs
of the district will take up Stuart 5
personal views of 16 years ago and
put them forth as a boogooboo in
their efforts to scare the people with
These things worked 10 and 20
years ago; but the people are now
making up their minds from the
things that they see of a man him
self and the things he is advocating
at this time. One thing sure and
certain, no man or body of men will
ever be able to find anything that
does not indicate that Stuart is
heart and soul with the whole peo-
pie and always has been.
|. He closed his writings upon his
ideal form of laws in 1894 with the
following words:
| We do not demand governmental
interference with the legitimate
private business of any individual or
natural partnership, nor do we adj
vocate the confiscation of private
property. We do not ask for the re-
peal OF a single statute against crime
or wrong doing. We do not seek to
disturb the possessions of any farm
er or other landowner who cult
Yates or improves his land or in any
way puts it to good-faitn use But
all forms of monopoly, all the mod
ern methods of legal larceny and eX-
tortion must be abolished. Every
monopoly has a class statute back
of it. Every such statute must be
repealed
These things we demand, not as a
matter of charity, but as a matter of
right; not in the name of mercy, but
IN the name OF justice; not for our
selves only, but for the toiling mil
mons who are eking out bare sub
stance in brutal scramble for the
crumbs that fall from the banquet
board of monopoly; not for the liv-
ing, but alone for the unborn millions
who will be forced into a theatre of
life where, but pure legal fiction,
every seat mas been previously mark
! ed taken
While l am an active candidate I
snail be entirely satisfied if my can
dldacy shall only result in uniting
all the true-blue anti-monopolists of
the district against the combined
forces of monopoly and plutocracy.
shall be content with the nomina-
ton OF any good faith representa-
tive OF the people who can be trust
ed to combat class legislation at
every turn.
Without expecting them to commit
themselves or their newspapers to
my candidacy, respectfully ask nv
newspaper friends of this district to
print this announcement, including
the declaration of principles.-F @.
stuart, in Charlton Democrat, May
25, 1894
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1910-10-20

and as he goes in Cannon goes out
in disgrace. Isn't it better to have
"a man to go down to congress to
vote for man like Champ Clark to
be speaker than to vote for man
like Cannon to be speaker of the
house
You cannot have a tariff protect
i've in principles unless you are pre-
pared to lay the burden on the mass
es for the benefit of the few. l have
never doubted that protective tariff
could help an industry but l have al
ways insisted that the government
was no fairy goddess; it had no bag
of gold from which to draw to help
favorites. When it gives a dollar. it
has to take one from another man
The trouble is that we collect from
great many, little from each one,
and give it out in large quantities.
Mr.. Taft himself says that the
wooden schedule is not fair; it is
too high. Who is responsible for it?
The men who control congress. The
schedule on cotton goods is higher
today than it was in the last law.
At the beginning of the investigation,
the cotton men themselves said they
did not want any change; but, when
they found they could get it, they
secured it, even after. they said that
| they did not want it. And Mr.. Car
|negie testified that they did not want
a tariff on steel, and yet they got one.
You are told that you must wait UNI
| til tariff commission of experts
tells you what is right in the matter
of the tariff. You wait and wait
and pay taxes all the time. Is it
necessary for you to do that? You
know now how these tariff laws are
made and you are not in favor of the
laws as they stand. You want re-
duction; and, if you want reduction
the way to reduce is to reduce and
not to wait. A committee is mo-
ton for a continuance 1t is put
ting it off until the next term of
court.
This is the situation. Are you not
ready to act. Have you not seen
enough of the vindication of demo-
cratic ideas? Do you not know
enough of the difference between
things for which they stand, to be
ready to act, and act now l be-
lieve that we are going to have
democratic congress at Washington
after the fourth of March next. 1t
may rise in protest against this bill.
How can you in Iowa sit quiet and
accept this bill? Will you say that
these people in Maine, where they
get much more out of protective
tariff than you do, if they revolt
] against it, can not Iowa revolt alsoo
Will you show yourself more willing
to endure wrong than those people
Of the state farthest to the east? |
am glad to come into your midst
and say word on these SUBJECTS
My life has been dedicated to dis
cussion of these questions. / re-
joice at the progress of sentiment
toward democracy, and shall rejoice
if this district, redeemed two years
ago, shall give an increased majority
for Frank Stuart, and more rejoice
if | find that the entire democratic
state ticket is elected with it.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1910-10-20
HOW DOES TowNER STAND?

Mr.. Bryan's speech ought to
arouse the people of this district
to sense of danger in electing men
like Judge Towner for Congress.
Personally Judge Towner is a
gentleman and a man of good hab-
it's and from social standpoint no
criticism can be made against him,
but the same thing can be said of
Aldrich, of Payne, of Joe Cannon
and of practically all the men in
Congress who have for years been
passing laws by which the people
have been robbed and the special
interests built up.
Up to the present time we do not
know, neither do we believe any
body else knows, where Judge Town
er stands on any of these PROPOSE
lions.
1st.-On Cannonism What we
adopted by the representatives of
the special interests in the House
by which the Speaker is made a
despot and can stifie discussion and
prevent the consideration of bills if
those bills do not please the lead
ers. The mere displacing of Cannon
and the putting of some one else in
his place representing the same in
terests and willing to do their bid
ding, will give the people no more
chance for fair deal than they have
now.
2nd-Does Judge Towner stand
with the Aldrich crowd on the tariff
question or does he stand with the
Iowa senator's? Does he believe
that the tariff as revised was such
a revision as the republican party
promised in their platform when
they promised to make the difference
in the cost of production here and
abroad the basis of the tariff sched-
ules?
3rd.-Does Judge Towner be-
lieve that the antitrust laws ought
to be enforced and the scoundrels
that are robbing the people by I'M
holy and unlawful combinations
ought to be sent to the penitentiary?
We believe Judge Towner has no
compunction in sending chicken
thief to the penitentiary. Is man
who unlawfully takes millions from
the people better than a chicken
thief?
4th.-Does Judge Towner believe
in the election of United States Sen
ators by the people? Or does he
believe the people are incompetent
of selecting the men to sit in the
upper House of Congress?
5th.-Is Judge Towner in favor
of national Incorporation law, such
as that advocated by Roosevelt, that
will take away from the states the
right to regulate and control rail-
road corporations within the states,
and place this power in congress,
which for the last Is years has been
under the control of railroad pup
pets and hirelings.
6th.-Is Judge Towner in favor of
an income tax that will compel the
millionaires of the country to help
sustain the government that pro-
4 tects them.
These are all plain, simple ques-
lions that every candidate for con-
gress ought to be frank enough and
honest enough to answer Creston
American.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1910-10-20
HoW's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case
OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. F. j. CHENEY & Co. Toledo O.
We, the undersigned, have knows F. J. Cheney for
the last Is years. and believe him perfectly
in all business transactions and financially able to
carry out any obligations made by their firm.
VEST TRuAx, Wholesale Druggist Toledo,O.
WALDING KINNAN & MARVIN, Wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and surfaces Of the
system. Testimonials sent free Price 75c per bot
ale. Sold by all druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1910-10-20

Everybody's friend-Dr. Thomas
Electric Oil. Cures toothache, ear
ache, sore throat. Heals cuts.
bruises, scalds. Stops any pain.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1910-10-20

Many a mother thinks her daugh-
ter in love when she is merely bill
ous.-Selected
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1910-10-20

Save per cent by paying cash
and trading with us.
Ogilvie & Gardner.
The Alaska citizen., 1910-10-31
7ANCHMAN HAS
 BATTLE WITH WOLVES

SIOUX FALLS, s. D. Sept 20- To crawl into wolf den with a rife and fight a life and death battle with gray wolves, was the experience of George Porch, ranchman. in Western South Dakota
 Porch and four of his neighbors started to hunt some of the animals which had been killing their young cattle and sheep. The five men caine upon the trail of four full grown wolves, which they followed for many miles. They succeeded in killing one of them on the open prairie. The three other animals took refuge in their den.
 With a hunting knife in each hand and his rife in the other. Porch craw'ed distance of loo feet through a tunnel to the den. When he came upon the wolves they at tackled him. but he killed the three
The Alaska citizen., 1910-10-31
PLANT FOR QUARTZ CLAIM

Bringing with some samples from his famous quartz properties near Ridgetop, Alois Friedrichs reached tow on last nights train. He has brought in for assay samples from both the upper and lower shafts.
 In the lower shaft which is being worked under a lease by Glazier Crockett & Poison, depth of 91 feet had been attained on Saturday. At the 75-foot level pure porphyry was struck in the foot wall, some of 1t intrusive In the vein. The vein at the bottom of the shaft is main taining an average width of six feet and the values appear to be con- tinuing about the same.
 In the upper shaft, on which Ernest Peterson has a lease, depth of 50 feet has been reached. The vein is between five and six feet wide and the values, as indicated by pannings, are very high From this shaft a carload of ore has been taken out and is ready for shipment to the Cinema mill. It was principally for the purpose of having a carload of timbers and plant shipped to this property that MT. Friedrichs came in last night
The Alaska citizen., 1910-10-31
APPENDICITIS CAUSE FOUND.
Modern Methods of Grinding Flour
 Are Blamed.

Sir Lauder Brunton, one of Eng lands most prominent physicians, told the public health congress that met at Birkenhead that he believed the large increase of appendicitis during the last twenty years was due to modern methods of grinding wheat into flour.
 Explaining his hypothesis, Sir Lau- der said that years ago wheat was always ground between two mill stones. but today 1t was ground be- tween steel rollers, which really act ed like scissors, the wheat being cut up. Wheat ground in the new way would be different under the micro scope from that ground under old fashioned conditions, and there might be a different tendency attri- buted to this.
 He had seen an extraordinary re- port on endemic neuritis in America. which, 1t was stated, was produced by polished rice. If the patients ate the rice without its being polished they got we'll. This showed how min ute alterations would produce extra ordinary ohanges in the individual.
The Alaska citizen., 1910-10-31
Great Britain and Opium Traffic

LONDON. The British govern ment, has accepted in principal the ment has accepted in principel the a conference at the Hague in 1911 to consider the regulation of the traffic in opium, cocaine and nor phine The British government ac- cepts the suggestion that the find ings of the Shanghai conference should be embodied in convention, but stipulates that at the proposed conference the Anglo-C Chinese con vention in regard to opium shall not be discussed. The British reply agrees that the question of the traf- fic in cocaine and morphine should be considered, but suggests that be- fore the conference meets the gov ernments interested should investi- gate the manufacture and trade in those things so as to be in a posi- tion to deal effectively with the mat ter Great Britain agrees to lend every assistance to the investigators.
The Alaska citizen., 1910-10-31
ATTORNEY GENERAL
 JAN I HELP

When the decision was rendered by Commissioner Dillon which prac- tically prohibits the killing of any game birds north of sixty y-second parallel, The Citizen wired to At torney- General Wickersham asking if he could furnish any relief under the circumstances.
 The wire sent was as follows: Attorney General Wickersham,
 Washington:
 Commissioner here in construing section TWO of the Alaska Game Law holds that the killing of game birds is prohibited at all times north of siXty-two. Extreme hardship. Can you relieve.
 The reply received the following day was as follows: The Alaska Citizen. Fairbanks: Cannot interfere upon representa- tions made
 WICKERSHAM,
 Attorney-General
The Alaska citizen., 1910-10-31
LICENSE QUESTION IS UP

The matter of the application for a renewal of the license of John Moe. as argued before Judge Overfield Cn Saturday evening. The court stat ei that he in no eve mt wishes to work a hardship on the proprietor of any saloon where the saloon was conducted according to law. but he ' 1ull give notice to all who ob ta'ned licenses that if complaints were made and substaatiated there would be an immediate cancellation
 Evidence was given which proved that MT. Noes establishment has al, ways been conducted according to law and that he probably derives as little trade from the restricted dis trict as any saloon in town. The matter vas taken under a1viscment by the court. as he wishes to fur ther look up the law in regard to the saloon being within a certain dis tance of church. This question has been brought up periodically when the license has been applied for and three judges who have heard the arguments have decided that as the saloon was there before the church was, and the place has always been conducted in an orderly manner it vas only equitable to grant their re- newal. The pastor of the church has never made objections but. on the other hand. has testified to the ord erly manner in which the place has been run. Judge Overfeld signifed on Saturday that he had no other ob, jection to granting the license and wishes only to be certain that he could do so and remain within the law