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Newark post. (Newark, Del.) 1910-1969, 1910-12-14
Is This Time Here !?

DR.. Eugene H. Porter, New York
Health Commissioner, in discussing
the possibilities of fighting preventable
diseases, said: Though We have made
remarkable progress in the last iew
years there, blocking our way stand
the troops OF se.ishness and ignor-
ance, These are always the twin foes
OF progress. II a proposition is made
to provide for proper sewage disposal
or to install protected water supply
in town, selfishness objects because
of the tax, and ignorance objects be-
cause where brains are wanting fol
reigns'
Newark post. (Newark, Del.) 1910-1969, 1910-12-14
Delightful Affair At 'The Knoll''

In response to the call of their hos
tess, Miss Hurd, ten ladies assembled
at The knoll' last evening to give a
farewell surprise to Mrs. T. r. Wolfe,
who leaves tomorrow for an absence of
a year. Mrs. Wolfe will visit various
parts OF our own country en- route for
California, from which point she will
sail, early in 1911, for Japan, to join
her son. T. R. Wolfe, who has posi-
ton with an American firm in that
place.
Supper was served to the ladies at
small, beautifully arranged tables
Small suit cases and trunks, tagged
Japan" marked each guests place.
Gentlemen arrived at later hour.
After pleasant evening refreshments
were served. Toasts were responded
to, and God-spceds and well wishes
Newark post. (Newark, Del.) 1910-1969, 1910-12-14
A Surprise Party

a surprise party was given Paul
Rhodes on Tuesday evening, Dec. "a.
III honor of his twelfth birthday.
he evening was spent in PLAYING
many games an dmusic About 10
o'clock the guests were invited to the
dining-room to enjoy some tastily ar
ranged refreshments. In the center
OF the table was large cake with
twelve colored candles on if which
was very pretty. In obedience to the
hands OF the clock the guests reluct-
antly departed
Among the invited were Mary
Siancey, Esther Gimmel, Lauretta
Gimmel, Mary Doy,e, Florence Moore
Erme Cornog, Ernest Cornog. Harry
Herbener, Charlie Moore, David Clan
cey Conrad Lewis, Raymond Fader.
Newark post. (Newark, Del.) 1910-1969, 1910-12-14
Rummage Sale

The trustees OF the M. Z. Church
Will conduct a rummage sale in the
store-oom formerly occupied by Mr..
Heiser and later by Mr. Renshaw. 1t
Will begin on Thursday of this week.
Many useful articles will be on sale.
Come and examine the stock. Open
afternoons and evenings.
Persons having contributions to
make will kindly send the same to
storeroom by Thursday noon. or noti-
fy the trustees and they will call for it.
Newark post. (Newark, Del.) 1910-1969, 1910-12-14
Delaware Society OF Baltimore

The Delaware Society of Baltimore.
organized last June, held its first ban
quct in Baltimore last night. Jo1la-
than X. Voshell, the president, was
POSTMASTER, and responses were made
by +. Judson Clark, president Of the
Ohio Society; j. Grove Pardee, Will
liam c. Conwell, vice president; Chas
c. Garrett, Harry M. Gosh, secretary
The date marked the one hundred
and twenty-third anniversary of the
ratification of the Federal Constitu-
ton by the State OF Delaware.
Newark post. (Newark, Del.) 1910-1969, 1910-12-14

were present, taking active parts in
the program of the day.
Over 100 representatives OF the
Delaware State Grange were present
at the opening of the Goth annual ses-
sion i'll Dover, yesterday. Among
those present from Newark are Dir.
Hayward and Mr. John Nivin.
Interesting chalk talks are being
given to the children at the Presby-
terian Church by Dir. Spooner. The
speaker draws as he talks making his
points plain in manner that appeals
iorcibly to the child. These meetings
are held at a o'clock.
Newark post. (Newark, Del.) 1910-1969, 1910-12-14
Century Club News

The New Century Club met at the
home of Mrs. Alfred Curtis last Mon
day afternoon, the entire time being
given to the pleasures Of the socia
hour. The ladies were delightfully."- en-
tertained with music furnished by Viii
mington talent, vocal selections being
rendered by Miss Wales and instru
mental music by Mrs. Jeffries.
Dainty refreshments were served.
Newark post. (Newark, Del.) 1910-1969, 1910-12-14
DIRECTORY
MEMBERS OF COUNCIL

Mayor. P. Wright.
Eastern District-L. B. Jacobs, How
ard Leak.
Middle District-H. M. Campbell DR..
Walt Steele.
Western District-D. c. Rose, Will
liam r. Kennedy
Secretary of Council--L. B. Jacobs.
C,erk-T. Fl. Chambers.
Meeting of Council--Ist Monday
night of every month.
Newark post. (Newark, Del.) 1910-1969, 1910-12-14
NUMBER AZ

showered upon the trayeller-to-be.
The members OF the partv were Mr..
and Mrs. l.. |. Handy, DR.. and Mrs.
f. Phelps, Mr. and Mrs. Delaware
Clark, DR. and Mrs Porter, Mr.. and
Mrs f. w. Curtis, Prof and Mis-. c.
l.. Penny, DR.. Hartcr and Miss Croft,
Mr.. l.. l., Curtis and NJ +. &. Clark.
Newark post. (Newark, Del.) 1910-1969, 1910-12-14
NEWHRK TOWN LIBRARY
B4NfS

Meeting of Directors National Bank,
every Tuesday morning:
Meeting of Directors OF Newark
Trust Company, every Wednesday
morning at 7:3o.
Newark post. (Newark, Del.) 1910-1969, 1910-12-14
PRESBYTRRIAN GHURSH
Rev, VIM. II. Rowan, Pm. II.
Pastor
Services

Sunday School, GAS a. m.
Preaching, II a. m.
Christian Endeavor. GAS p. M.
Praise and Song Service, 7:5o p m
Wednesday evening Prayer meeting
8 OK ock.
Teachers and Officers meeting, .:2o
o'clock.
Newark post. (Newark, Del.) 1910-1969, 1910-12-14
Lecture In N. E. Church

The lecture, "Thc Mistakes of Our
Neighbors", by DR.. Watt, was post
poned last Tuesday evening by the
snow storm. ] will be given Thurs
dav evening, December 18TH
Newark post. (Newark, Del.) 1910-1969, 1910-12-14
RIyILDING d LOAN ASSN

w. Fl. Taylor, Secretary:
Meeting first Tuesday night of each
month
Newark post. (Newark, Del.) 1910-1969, 1910-12-14
Statistics
LEGISLATURE
TRANSFORMATION
Municipal
RO4RD OF EDUCATION

President .... Edward l.. Richards
Secretary and Treasurer
DR.. Joel 5. Gillian
William J. Holton
George f. Ferguson
J. David Jaquette.
Newark post. (Newark, Del.) 1910-1969, 1910-12-14
ODD FELLOWS HALL.

Monday-Jr Order American Mechan-
ics 7:3o P. M.
saturday--Knights of Golden Eagle
7:3o P. M.
Thursday--I. O. O. T., 7:3o T. M;
Town Council-Ist Monday night OF
every month.
Aetna Fire & Hose Company-1st Fri
day night of the month.
Newark post. (Newark, Del.) 1910-1969, 1910-12-14
LODGE MEETINGS
OPERA HOUSE.

Monday-Knights OF Pythlas, or r.
of ? 7:3o P. M.
Tuesday--Imp. Order Red Men,, =,
Wednesday-Heptasophs, or 5. w; M,
7:3o P. M.
Thur ,day-Ladies' Circle, S. w. M,
7:3o 2. M.
Fridav-Modern Woodmen of Amer
ica. No. IoI7o 7:3o r. w.
Newark post. (Newark, Del.) 1910-1969, 1910-12-14
BOARD OF TRADE

President--D. c. Rose
Vice -President-Jacob Thomas.
Treasurer-Edward w. Cooch.
Secretary-W. H. Taylor.
Newark post. (Newark, Del.) 1910-1969, 1910-12-14
Membership

p. NJ. Sherwood
John Pilling
VIM. H. Taylor
Newark post. (Newark, Del.) 1910-1969, 1910-12-14
Report Of Expense. Connected With
Sprinkler

Total Tor 1910 .$3IS.
Paid to Renshaw for sprinkling
Newark post. (Newark, Del.) 1910-1969, 1910-12-14
Committees
Financial
Educational

G.. A. Harter
DR.. Walt Steele
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19
OUR POSTCARD CLUB
By DADDY JIM

good people. Louis Burton, if your
Mother and Father live till you get
grown, they will regret having kept
you out of school. Look how great
man Columbus, Abraham Lincoln
and other men of reputation would
have been, had they only been wise
enough to have Compulsory Educa-
ton while young. Columbus was
kept out of school to help his father
If he had finished his education, he
would have stood against his enc
mics better. The learned men could
not have downed him at all; they
would have believed him at first
Education in one respect is like re-
ligion. Will do anything, anywhere
and any time, will it not? Educa-
ton will do the same; any person
with a good reputation and education
can get a position anywhere. Did
you ever think what great thing it
is? People of the North are forced
to get an education, and they have
it, too. Oklahoma forces her chill
dren to go to school three months
out of the year. The first thing you
know, the entire South will have
Compulsory School Laws, which
means Compulsory Education. I
would to my Lord that Compulsory
Education were in all the land in the
next ten years of our history. Best
wishes to Daddy Jim and The Jeffs,
and sweet dreams to my opponent
[ remain, Barnie Crockett, Henagar.
Ala.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19
LIKES COUNTRY LIFE.

Dear Daddy Jim:-Will you ad-
nit little boy, thirteen years old,
to join your happy band? / live in
the country and like country life fine.
Don't think I would like city life
very much. My Papa takes The JEFF
fersonian and thinks it is fine pa
per. How many of you Cousins like
to go to school? I don't; I had rath-
er work than go, but our school is
out now. I was in the fourth grade,
and my teachers name was Miss Dot
Keefe. Most of the boys and girls
give riddles, so will give some: CD
Live at both ends and dead in the
middle? (2) On love sit, on love
I stand, love hold in my right hand.
Bessie Hinton, l think your second
riddle is brier, but I have never
heard the story about the bed.
will close, hoping my letter will not
find its way to the waste-basket.
With best wishes to Daddy Jim and
the Cousins, I remain, your new
Cousin, Ben Blanton, Naylor, Ca,
Rt. 2.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19
ANOTHER FLORIDA COUSIN.

Dear Daddy Jim:-Here I come for
the first time. My papa takes The
Jeffersonians, and thinks there are
no other papers like them. He says
he is "a middle of the road" Pop and
a great believer in the Hon. Thos. E.
Watson. He was raised in Georgia,
and knows all about the country I
live in the country on the farm and
like it very much. go to school at
Kissimee. I am in the fifth grade,
and my teachers name is Miss AL
bina Smith. I think she is a nice
teacher We are having our final
examinations now. Our school is out
on May 9Th. I will answer Annie
Lee Buffers riddle: 1t is bald
head. Now, I will ask one: What is
the difference between a jeweler and
a jailer? If this escapes the waste
basket, will come again. With best
wishes for the Postcard Club,
Blanche Lawson, Kissimee, Fla.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19
A BIBLE QUESTION.

Dear Daddy Jim:-Here I come.
I am a small boy, have dark hair,
fair complexion, and blue eyes. My
Papa takes The Jeffersonian, and
thinks it is the finest paper he ever
read. Some of the Cousins like BIZ
BILE questions better than riddles, but
I like them both, don't you, Daddy
Jim? I think it very kind in you
to let us have a page or two in your
paper. Well, for this knows the
way to the Waste-basket, will close
by answering some riddles: Belle
Thompson's is the rainbow. Sibyl
Salley's is a crows feathers. Now I
will expect a card from each one of
you. Now, let me ask a Bible ques-
ton: How many times does the
word "Reverent" occur in the Bible?
To the one that answers this cor
rectly, I will give pretty postcard.
Wishing all of the Club and Daddy
Jim much success, I remain your
friend, Alex Hamm, Ocilla, Ga.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19
OUR DEBATE: AFFIRMATIVE.

Dear Daddy Jim and Opponent
[ guess you think I have gone back
on you. No, no; I have not Our
weekly JeffersOnian of the 18th got
misplaced; therefore, I never got to
see my letter, until today. This
question of Compulsory Education"
has been discussed many times.
like to debate on it. If we had Com
pulsory Education, we wouldn't have
any children in our fair country that
could not write their names; we
would not have so many drunkards
in our country, because of the sim
pie fact that the children would be
in school, and the drunkards would
have to work. While, as it is now,
they usually make their children
work. They would not spend their
money as foolishly as they now do.
See the point? Louis Burton, who
are you? Did your parents teach
you to believe like you do? I dare
say if they did, they surely have not
studied this subject very much. How
ignorant of you to believe the way
you do. What do you think Of him,
Daddy Jim? There are many chill
dren in the United States that can't
write their names. Mr.. Watson tells
you and me of thousands OF children
who can neither read nor write. /
have seen men who can't write, one
in my own town. If they had been
forced to go to school when they
were young, they might have been
filling prominent places in business.
Our Prohibition Laws would not be
80 tight, if we had Compulsory Edu-
cation. Think, with me, of the great
men we would have today if they
had been forced to go to school when
young. We will have great many
expert men in the coming genera
tons If we can only get Compulsory
Education. Oh! think what a great
thing it is. What does it take to
get it? Does it take million? No!
Not one cent; just a vote from our
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19
HAD A PICNIC.

Daddy Jim:-I have written once
before, and thought I would try
again. Our school closed the 10Th
Of April, and we went to Grant Park
on the 30th. We had picnic and
all enjoyed themselves very much.
We saw many kinds of animals and
lot of flowers. AS I am afraid my
letter will end up in Daddy Jim's
waste basket, I will close by answer
ing some riddles. The answer to
Annie Lee Buffers first one is bald
head. I think the answer to Vernon
Sturkey's is an Irish potato I will
close with much love to the Post
Card Club.-Bessie Hinton, Stock
bridge, Ga, Route 2.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19
ENJOYS THE RIDDLES.

Dear Daddy Jim:--Here I come
for the first time. My uncle takes
the Jeffersonians, and he likes them
very much. I enjoy reading the Post
Card Club. I live in the country on
the farm, and like it much better
than l do the city. I have three sis
ters and three brothers. My Oldest
brother teaches school. We drive
through the country in a buggy to
school. I go to Sunday School every
Sunday, and we have nice choir.
enjoy answering riddles and asking
them, too. I think Amos Adams
riddle is a sewing machine, sews
seams nice, and kiss seems so nice.
Now, 1 will ask some riddles and
Bible questions What word is it that
has a mile between the first letter
and the last one? Why do they not
make two cent stamps any longer?
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19
REMEMBER:

1t is hard for some Americans to
understand why this country con-
Ginues to put millions of dollars in a
navy when there isn't even a shadow
of excuse for war. If it is for the
purpose of providing excursion boats
Cor trips about the world, why not
lease a couple of steamers?
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19

The franking privilege of some
Congressman has been so abused by
them, an effort is being made to
abolish the privilege. This will
mean that in future pianos, auto
mobiles and baby carriages will not
be permitted to go by mail to Con-
gressmen's homes.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19
The American Whip,

Get wise on the paganda OF the
Socialists. Read Watson's political
and Economic Handbook, 81 per
copy. The JefFs, Thomson, Ga.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19
AGENTS WANTED.

$500 A DAY. We don't want a man
who can't earn at least three dollars
q day at our work. The best and livest
eAnvassing proposition in the South. Big
commission The Jefersonians, Thorn
son, Ga.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19
EVER SHARP PENCILS.

EVER SHARP PENCILS.
FIVE one-cent stamps gets you a pen
Gil that never needs sharpening. 1t
is always sharp = Everybody needs
them-Everybody buys them. Agents
wanted. Eaton Drug Co., Atlanta, Ga.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19
NURSERIES,.

PECANS, Fruit and Ornamental Trees,
Roses, Palms, Ferns Write for cat
aIogue. Gainesville Nurseries, Gaines
Vile, Fla.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19
COMMISSION HOUSE.

wANTED-Ship your Fruits and Veg
etables to Hewitt & Co., 10 E. Cam
den ST., Baltimore, Md. They will treat
you right.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19

Those who are, or want to be, or
should be, true American citizens,
should subscribe for
The American Whip,
&c issues year, Soc; 6 months, Csc.
The WHIP fights the Roman Cath
Ollie Hierarchy, in politics, and all
other enemies of civil and religious
liberty. Two months trial sub. 1Oc.
Send US the news from your locality.
EZRA j. WEAVER, Publisher,
Lancaster, Pa.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19
GAMERS.

JUST off the press, the Free Illustrated
catalogue, telling all about the Home
and Market Gamers, Cans and Sup
plies. Drop us a postal. Home Gamer
Co, Hickory, NJ G.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19

INSURANCE
THE Georgia Home Insurance Co., of
Columbus, Ga, is nearly half a GEN.
fury old. It is a home institution.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19
Obe 5effersontan


THE JEFFERSONIAN reaches 10000 prosperous
homes in small cities towns and rural dis
trictS.
If there is want to buy, sell ex-
change homes cheaply and eff
Classified Columns of THE
JEFFET SONIAN under any of the following head
ings
LIVE STOCK REMEDIES
MEDICAL.
BUILDING MATERIAL.
BEE OR POULTRY SUPPLIES.
MISCELLANEOUS.
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.
OR ANY CLASSIFICATIONS YOU
4OOLS. MAY DESIRE.
ord per insertion. advertising accepted for less
a Office Box 1886, Atlanta, Ga.
ces payable to THE JEFFS, Thomson, Ga.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19
EDUCATIONAL.

READ the Educational Department in
Watson's Jeffersonian Magazine, and
you will learn things A dollar year
will give you liberal education.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19


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winning
prize
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19
Agents Contest 70 aR Nay 81 81
FIRST PRIZE $1,000 SECOND. PRIZE $500
SECOND PRIZE $500
FIRST PRIZE $1,000

Another contest will from June LIST
18th Grand Prize $500 will be
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The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-05-19

PECAN TREES.
FOR SALE-12, 900 Grated and Budded
Trees. Best varieties. Bears Pecan
Nurseries, Palatka, Fla.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-01-28
No Cheap Resorts Near Paris.

1t is remarkable thing, but in the
near neighborhOod of Paris there are
but very few places where one can go.
and spend a cheap holiday, and take
ones family. For one thing, milk is
always difficult to get in country
places; it is all sent to the nearest
town or the ground is cultivated Pas
ture land is rare in France, and milk
is dear. The same with the fruit and
vegetables-they all go away to the
towns. Apropos of this, there is "A
butcher in Barbizon who enjoys
unique position. He is the only one
within five or six miles, and if you
grumble at him, he says, The tram
way leaves in two hours; see if you
can get better in the next town-or
try the forest, if my meat doesn't
please you!"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-01-28
Wanted 1t White.

Booker T. Washington on a tour of
New England formed habit of eat
ing Washington pie. Washington pie
is two layer cake with custard fIl-
ing and covered with white icing. 1t
is served in pie shaped pieces. Stop
ping at country hotel, Mr. Washing
ton called for this deIicacy. The wait
er brought him something that resem-
bled it, but the icing was chocolate in
stead of white Mr.. Washington looked
it over, then turned to the walter and
said: you've made a mistake. | want
ed George, not Booker. Exchange.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-01-28

Eend 10c.. name of paper and this ad. for cur
beautiful Savings Bank and Child's Sketch-Book
zach bank contains Good Luck Penny.
SCOTT & BOVINE, 400 Pearl St. New York
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-01-28
STOCK. CROP AND FARM NOTES.

&C. Lem 0ffutt. ef Scctt. sold a
dressed turkey in Georgetown Thurs
day for $500. 1t weighed "a pounds.
Mr.. Nat C. Rogers sold to Mr..
Redmon Talbot 55 acres of land on
Cane Ridge at Sll0 per acre.
"A hive which contains 10000 bees
in February, has in March 5000 in
April 10000 and in May from 60,
to $4,000.
2Iardin Field, of Woodford county.
bought a pair of four year old mules
from Gentry & Thompson. of Lexing-
ton. for $500.
Mr.. Hugh Atkinson, of Mt. Ster-
ling KY, is president of the American
Hampshire Swine Association, and is
becoming interested in saddle horses.
Mr.. Atkinson is a son in law of Bour-
bon having married daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Vim. Tarr.
&C. F. Crouch has sold his farm
near Little Rock. Bcui bon county. to
Morris ard Charles Leggett, for eighty
five dollars per acre.
&c. n. Petit, Of Scott, sold his
farm Of 217 acres, four snd half
miles from Lexington. en- the George
town pike, to Charles z. Winslow fer
$4,000.
Germany forbids the use of boric
acid IN curing meats, and requires that
all meats picked in salt or brine must
contain at least per cent salt in its
innermost part.
Farmers in Flat Rock height or
hood are making large deliveries of to
baeco. Thomas & Reid delivered this
week to w. A. Thomason & Company.
of North Middletown, 6 500 pounds of
tobacco at l23 cents per pound. Dillon
& Burris delivered to William McCray
10000 pounds at ID cents per pound
and S. 7 Sledd to the same party at
l21 cents per pound.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-01-28
Russell saqe's Great Luck.

When Norcross blew himself up in
Russell Sage's Office, Jay GoulG
jumped into carriage with a gentle
man, who told this to the New Yorl
Press, and rushed to Mr. Sage's resi-
dence to congratulate him on his
lucky escape from death. Uncle Rus
sell met the carriage at the curb and
as Mr.. Gould shook his hand and
spoke of his good fortune. Mr.. Sage
coolly remarked: Yes. was pretty
lucky; had on these old clothes in
stead of my new suit The clothes
were a sight to be imagined
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-01-28
The Day Of petty tyranny.

Early methodist preachers had rea-
son to deplore the power of the all
mighty landlord. Charles Wesley him.
self suffered. For he was summoned
and fined e10 $500 and heavy costs
mot for firing ricks or uprooting
hedges, but for walking across a field
to address an audience. Here is the
record: "Goter versus Wesley; dam
ages, R10; costs taxed, so los Sd.
July 10Th, 1889. Received of Mr. Yves
ley, 10 pounds, 16 shillings and eight
pence for damages and costs in their
William Castor. attorney for
the plaintiif
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-01-28
Piles! Pilesi Pilesi

Have you neglected your kidneys?
Have you overworked your nervous
system and caused trouble with your
kidneys and bladder? Have you pins
in loins, side, Eback, groins and blad-
der? Have you fiabby appearance
of the face, especially under the eyes?
Too frequent desire 10 pass uilne?
If so, Williams Kidney Pills will cure
you at Druggists Price Soc. Will
Jams Mfg. Co., Props, Cleveland, O.
For sale by 0berdorfer.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1910-01-28

A gonner belonging to the royal artiI
lery was constantly checked for care
iessness when on sentry In not paying
proper compliments to his superior OIL
GERS. One day, however, he intended
to do his duty and commenced in this
manner:
A young subaltern was passing his
post. The sentry abruptly halted,
shouldered and gave the present"
The young officer was well pleased, but
nevertheless remarked:
Sentry, Pm not entitled to this COM
pliment"
Il know you are not" replied the
sentry. "but l thought you were good
enough to practice on."-London Tat