The Paonia newspaper., 1910-08-12
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chair vtfh great dig1tty. Every oas
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ally hin anA dovuee somo time to
thinkfng about othezx Just now you
are O. our mtndA We wish yos
vOu1an't D6ek1e.-
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rhey sinpay shook their heads n
hin and did noe answer
WIN thS ysQng MnA NJ tho desk
agntn vas hard at vurk the yoQns
mAn O ths eooch spoks mp They
neves eoustder hov II vin sound IN
court ~ said. plaIntivsly- They
- spisshing thear fan1st thoughts al
ovsr . shest Of paper and Investing
nsv PCT names for the only giri O
earth without stopping 70 rsme0bsr
hat n i've years shsn b milss b.
hind thsm In their forward rush But
she'll not forget! She'll have all thoss
poetic epistles tied up with pink rfb-
bon ready to hand over to hor lawyer
and she'll have on . besoming dress
and = flower hat and she'll mako
pathetic eyes At the jury whenever
she isn't weeping bitterly over the
pcrfldy OF her false lover So the Jury
will arise rs one sympathetic man
and
"Aw. cut It OUT" growied the man
At the writing desk Il can't think
You don't need to think. believe
met" responded the young man In the
wicker chair. The less you think
the better. for when the letters are
produced in court maybe you can
make a plea of insanity stick
Write sort OF wild and rambling,
Dickie That's your only salvation,
The girl will like what you say all
the better. because she will think you
are intoxicated with love for her.
Later on the Judge will say. Poor. de-
mented mani and let you on with
warning to your family to look after
you.
Think. Dickie. how dreadful IT will
be after you have achieved side
whiskers and a reputation to have a
bunch of those letters come out on
the front pages of the newspapers
where all your neighbors can enjoy
them with their breakfast coffee,
You'll feel so comfortable sprinting
down the street for your car knowing
that people are watching you from
behind their parlor window curtains
and saying. How could II be possible.
Such a nice man and with such love
ly whiskers!'
And 1t really isn't necessary" de-
clared the man on the couch. When
you feel that way and find yourself
looking for pen and paper just go and
take cold shower bath. That will
help. II 1t does not get you into a
sufficiently sensible frame OF mind,
put little cracked ice on your fore
head
Il knew = man once who persisted
in writing to a girl and what do you
think happened to him? She married
him! Yes. sir. that's what she did,
Took him in the bloom of his youth
and tied him up for life. Writing
those superheated letters sort Of
hypnotized him into thinking he really
felt the way he said he felt. or
course. the infatuation wore OF and
then consider his awful state of
mind!"
Il wouldn't be as funny as you two
think you are for anything" broke
out the badgered one at the desk.
"Of course you wouldn't II you could
help II, Dickie." soothed the young
man In the chair. But you arel Any
young man writing a love letter is too
far gone to control himself without
good advice Fortunately. We are here
to advise you. Say-h6s beginning q