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The Washington times., 1910-09-05
GIVING CALLED PLACES A
CHANCE TO HEAL.

Justice AOTSchaUseT, Of POughkeepsie,
n Y, Is wise IN his day and genera
ton. If we had more Judges like him
We might not hear so many usifavorabIe
comments on our. divorce statistics
Mrs. James Turner sued James
Turner for separation on the grounds
OF cruelty, and Justice Morschauser
heard her complaint But did he grant
q decree2 Not at all He prescribed
a remedy. He issued an order restrain
ing James Turner from visiting his
wife, speaking to her, entering upon her
premises, or IN any way holding com
munication with her. The Judge thinks
that at the end Of a month James and
wife viii be ready TO live together
happily again
Justice AIorschauser may possibly
have gotten his inspiration-for such 1t
iS-from that delightful old wash
woman, Aunt Mirandy, made famous
BY Dorothy Dix. Who does not recall
Aunt 4Iirandy's declaration on the sub
ject OF vacations
Yessum. 7 allus goes of on a sum
mer vacation, an / gives Ike one,
UeCaze Is merciful woman. and
believes dat ev'ry wife ought TO let
her husband git de chanst to slip de
yoke Of maITimOny eT'ry now an den.
so as TO ease his neck a little, an
81 de CALLED places sit Wen.
Homely but true as gospel, the creed
Of Aunt BIirandy might well be adopted
BY many husbands and wives who find
themselves, after d few yea OF con-
slant association with each other
irritable and given to hasty, cruel
speech There's a deal of truth in
Aunt Nirandv's opinion that time a
man an woman has lived togedder
Teven months out Of de year, dev has
got enough, and mo- dan enough, OF
each odder's company; dey's told each
odder ev'rything dey knows, an dc
conversation kinder runs low IN de bin
an des to make talk dey begins tc
srgufy, an dat leads TO scraPpin,' an
most Centrally dey lands N d. divorsI
The Washington times., 1910-09-05
GOVERNMENT CONTROL OF
RAILWAY CAPITAL.

President Taft has been fortunate in
obtaining the services Of five such can
able men as those who have consented
to serve on the commission 10 investi
gate the question of Government con
troll OF railway capitalization. The
fact that Congress authorized the ap-
pointment OF such a commission at its
last session shows that we are max
ing progress IN dealing with the serious
and difficult problem of railroad regu-
lation.
Without adequate control Of capital
cation, however, It Is impossible Tor the
Government to regulate the railroads
effectively. Congress recognized this
fact when 1t took steps to get informa-
ton upon which to base legislation.
The commission probably VIII not be
ready TO report at the next session, but
the fact that 1t Is at work and that II
viii, by next year, be able TO lay be
fore the lawmakers n comprehensive
statement of the capitalization prob
lem may encourage us TO hope that IN
the near future the Government Will
exercise over common carriers that au-
thoTity which Is necessary as the foun-
dalton for effective regulation
The Washington times., 1910-09-05

NOrE orth was most interesIeC-and the
secret or a good interview is TO let the
interviewer talk about what he is most
aiken UP with
A gentle suggestion IN the form Of a
question as 10 whether the pair were
rea1iy a. happy as they seemed to be
OF the stage brought forth the reply
we Certainly are, and then some.
Were a hundred times happier. Why,
Jack and l. we're-we -re-why- We re
Just happy. that's all We ike the same
things. YOU know. and that is the real
secret OF happiness We like the same
work, the same people, the same songs,
and we adore each other-so there you
are Isn't that enough TO make any two
people happy2
and We love 10 work together When
you come 70 think about il ulaLr1mcuy IS
the oldest team work IN the void,
and I think that can say that Jack and
I dc team work GUmesucally as well Is
PROT eSsioIialiy. Inere IS no Fess2h Ia
II two person can agree ~ their home
life, they cant work together when
il comes 70 making a living
and all this time the inventor or
Kelly was using the most delicious
assemblage Of ~brOsUes that Il had
fallen 70 the lot OF man 10 hear As on
the stage. when she IS iniuitabie as an
END man FOR one moment and then
brings down the house with her Il Won
dher how they tell I'm Oirish, her
tongue was perDeJually attacking and
trying the different infections Of the
races Eager TO know where she picked
&c UP, the interviewer inquired where she
got them.
Il can't tell YOU replied she but
I've Just got them I'm a regular klepto-
maniac when II comes 10 brOgUes- and
it's dangerous fOr anyone 20 leave one
Of the living around loose If they don Z
want ne to annex IT. Wei here's Jack
l..
SO 7 guess I'd better 90. But II YOU
want 20 please both Of Us. Just say that
said that ] would rather do team
work with him in1vaUdevilIe than be
And Of they strobe for q short walk
before IL was time 10 20 10 the theater
for the matinee Perform5nce-the hap
piest couple IN vaudeville
The Washington times., 1910-09-05
Is IT DISORDERIY TO CALL
A MAN ALTAR?

By handing down a decision that II
Is not disorderly conduct to call a man
a liar, Justice Grammar, OF Baltimore.
has raised an interesting question. The
case under consideration was that OF
a passenger on a Baltimore street car
who called the conductor a lar in a
very quiet and dignified manner. The
conductor had him arrested Tor dis
orderly conduct
Since there was no actual breach OF
the peace, Justice Grammar acted wisely
IN taking a broad and simple view OF
the case and releasing the prisoner; but
if the epithet mad resulted in blows.
the weight Of authority probably
would have been against the learned
Justice, for abusive epithets have
usually been held as equivalent to the
first blow and to justify retaliation
They are frowned upon by the law as
calculated TO lead to a breach OF the
peace.
OF course, there are various kinds
Of lies, as Tcuchstone has well told
Us. and, according 20 his Whimsical
reasoning, It was only @the lie direct,
or the lie II the seventh degree, which
required a man to avenge his honor
The other SIX, It VIII be recalled, wer,
The Washington times., 1910-09-05
.GOFF IS DENOUNCED
BY LABOR PARADERS
Decision Against Unions
Brings Forth Demonstra-
ton In New York.

NEW YORK, Sept 5--The decision Of
Justice Gon, Of the supreme court that
labor unions are guilty Of conspiracy
when they order a strike TO enforce the
closed shop" was bitterly resented BY
organized labor in its street demonstra-
J1on today.
The Labor Day parade was one Of the
largest ever held in this city. and at the
head Of nearly every organization vas
carried a banner denOUncIng Gof- Some
OF the structures closely approa ched
contempt, but no attempt was made 10
interfere with them They were the
product OF The Women's Trades Union
League
There were several unique incidents IN
connection with the parade In the
line were members Of the clCakrnakers'
unions. who have Just won their nine
weeks strike after suffering great priva-
tons, women and men members march
ing side by side and stopping the parade
occasionally TO cheer for their officers
Before the parade started a committee
named by the Central Federated Union
inspected the marchers- All were. com
PEELED 70 display the union label on their
uniforms and bsoges. and some OF the
marchers were forced 10 discard those
that did not show publicly that they
were the product OF union labor
The parade marched down Fifth ave
nue.. and there was good deal Of ieer-
ing from the CtOafUuakers as they passed
the aristocrstic clubs from which the
complaints were made against them last
week causing WhOleSa te arrests
The Washington times., 1910-09-05

court, or de cop comes along an runs
dem in for maxim a rough house.
According to this wise soothsayer OF
dusky skin and clear logic, the separa-
ton medicine works like the proverbial
charm. When 1Iirsndy departs all she
can see at the depot Is a ''po', runty
little niger man, wild a bald head an
stopped shoulders an crooked legs
The Transformation of Ike-who, By
the way, Is very much ike any OF his
white brothers who might be subjected
TO the same experiment-is thus
described by Aunt Mirandy:
amt been gone mo dan three days
befo' he sCrter begins TO improve IN
my mind when I thinks ABOUT MN,
an by de end Of de fust week 1 hnds
dat / is a-braSgin' 10 de women dat
] meets uD wild about what me,
DuSSOna ble-lOOl1iu' man is married
to- An hits de same Wild Ike comes
home an YOU better believe he's glad
TO see me an Is glad TO see him. an
] don't notice dem bow legs OF hlSseu,
an de fust word dat he says 70 me IS
Land OF Goshen, SiIirandy. how YOU
IS fell Of L declare 10 gracious. der
amt none of desc heah young gals
dats got a hgSer lax yourn-
The application of washtub philoso-
ply TO court procedure in the case OF
Mr.. and Mrs James Turner must strike
the unbiased observer a particularly
appropriate There's a tip in 1t, too,
Tor many men and women Before Ill
ing petition for divorce, try Aunt
Mirandy's preventive
The Washington times., 1910-09-05
BOSTON MAN ENTERS
RACEFOR GOVERNOR
Charles S. Hamlin Is a Candidate
for the Democratic Nomi-
nation.

BOSTON. Sept. 5.-Charles s. Hamlin.
the well-known lawyer and Democratic
leader OF this city. who was Assistant
Secretary OF the Treasury during one
of the Cleveland Administrations, is a
candidate for the Democra+ ic nominal
ton for governor at the coming State
convention on October 8.
Mr.. Hamliu's willingness TO accept the
nomination became known when Ed
ward A. MCC1intock. Of Springfield,
made public q letter received by him
from 9Ir- Hamlin- AIr. McCiintoCk had
previously written 10 Mr. HamIin ask
ing the lstters views on public cues
tons and also inquiTinE II Mr. Hamlin
would be candidate for nomination for
governor
The Washington times., 1910-09-05
RIVER BURSTS BANKS,
MANY DEATHS FEARED
Houses Collapse in Hungarian
Town and People Are
Trapped

BUDAPEST, Sept 5-A telegram
received here from karansebes. on
the bank OF the River Hemnos, Hun
sarv. says that town IS inundated.
and IL is feared the casualty list VIII
be heavy
Following foTCy-eight hours OF in
cessant r.HnfaII. the embankment Of
the river burst. flooding q ETeaCer
Tart ~ the town
II puse- are cCIlapsinE. and people
unable &c make their way through -He
flooded streets. are trapped The
COUNTRYSIDE for miles about Is inun-
dated. and the property loss VIII be
i7eaVN- Railway communication Is
cut or.
Rarzrsebes has about 5000 inhabi-
tantS.
The Washington times., 1910-09-05
MRS. WILSON GIVES
INF ORRAL LUNCHEON
Wife of Assistant Secretary
of State Hostess
Today.

Mrs. Huntington Wilson, wife of the
Assistant Secretary Of State. entertained
Informally at luncheon today at her res
idence in X street.
Miss Mabel BOardman. who has
been spending the season with her
parents. Mr. and Mrs William J.
Boardmau, al their summer place at
Manchester, Mass. has arrived al
Newport, and is the guest Of Mrs
slater, at Hopedene.
Mrs. James +. Barbour and Miss
Marguerite Barbour, who spent the
greater part OF the summer at EtIan-
tic City. have arrived at the Virginia
Hot Springs. where they viii spend
the autumn season Mrs. Barbour
and Miss Barbour spent the last week
visiting on the North shore.
Mrs. Marshall and Miss Maitland
Marshall. wife and daughter OF Gen.
William /. Marshall. who spent the
season in Atlantic city and the Viz
Ginia White sulphur Springs. have re-
turned TO Washington and have open
ed their residence on Bancroft Place.
Mrs. Thomas r Car. who was the
guest for a few days last week Of
Ms Frank ellis. AZ Clearfieid. Bar
HarhOT. mas returned 10 her summer
home at Dsterville. Mass.
The Washington times., 1910-09-05

the retort Courteous ''the quip
modest the reply ehurlish,' the re-
proof valiant, .-the countercheck quar-
relsOme,' and ~the lie cireumstantial,
after which came the lie direct" The
fool of Arden added, "All these you
may avoid except the lie direct"
And the evidence goes 70 show that
the epithet Justice Grammar passed
upon was distinctly "the lie direct"
The revival OF this popular nick
name fer persons whose veraeity we
question makes it timely TO determine,
once for all. if Justice Grammar IS cor
rect in holding it to be orderly con
duct to call a man a liar
The Washington times., 1910-09-05
PREFERS DISHWASHING
TO LIFE OF LUXURY

: GALVESTON. Tex. Sept. 5-Workins
as q dishvasher III a hotel here for his
board and s. a month, Erne L. Mar
tyre, tweHty-SiN years old. and tn
youngest son Of Sir Charles Niartyre, o.
England stcutlv refuses TO return home
or TO accent q proposition ErOn- his
father TO reInState him IS heir 10 many
millions unless he receives consent to
his marriage to door hInCse- The
Young man was located by The immiEra-
lion authorities.
The Washington times., 1910-09-05

OF feet OF water on IL don't get excft.s
aiio plant Il with caviar. hoping 10 n17ll
TIE surgeons when they come IN Tn
supply OF water lilies and other arvaffr
pants has never been eauar n fba
demand If you are not Interested +,
'hese, a flock OF ducks viii Weld sfthAr
feathers or duck meat TO your financial
advantage
II you are fond Of music q colony Of
bull frogs VIII furnish Won n17,sie al
night lons, and viii be willing AZ s7v
time 10 lay down their lives for their
dag-a bit Of red flannel on q fish boo1r-
and the market men viii hand vo,, n
cents for him Il MS jumping apparatus
is well developed
If yoUT pond IS running water Won ran
III 1t with gold FISH and sell them . fast
IS they grow. or al one dollar cart
brook trout may be raised to ADVANTAGE
There are halls a hundred WAYS 10
make money in the suburbs besides
raising garden veeeta bles, which is the
standard way But in every. instance II
is partnership affair. Hard work must
be the senior member Of the firm. The
good old Mother Earth owes every man
= living, but she must be well tickIsd
with a hoe before she VIII laugh a har-
vest Hard work and violent hard work
and ball frogs or hard work and pleas
ants are all splendid teams. but as 1
| said the senior member OF every one
of these firms must be hard work! Bees
are the only things that I know or
which viii work just as well for a lazy
man as they win for an industrious.
! ard even they generally sting him when
ne is ro5bing them. Yes. q country
home may be made to pay for itself, but
Just bear in mind that 1t won't do so
Of its own free viii and accord-it's got
| 10 be made DO it,
The Washington times., 1910-09-05
What 5 on the Program in
Washington
Amusements.
Tonight.


Relasco-"Con & Co, S:I5 ?. N.
National-'-The Storm, SO L. N.
Column bia--'The Marriage OF Kitty, SID
chase s-Polite vaudeville. s:15 p. m.
Acadenny-.'The Boy From Wall Street, .
C-avetv-- Midnight Mai5ens, SIS D. n.
I .vceuul-' Kentucky Bellies, SIS D m.
Casiro-ContinuOU motion pictures and
vaudeville.
cosmos Continuous motion pictures
and vaudeville
Avenue Grand-Naudevllle and mouon
pictures
3iajeSUic-NotiOn pictures and vdude-
A4asol;c observation-disclosures pictures
C<eorg town Open Air Theater-AiOIlOn
Dicfures and vaudeville
Glen Fcho-DanCIng and motion pic
lures
Luna Parl-Music and vaudeville.
Chew Chase L2ke-Sectlon OF Marine
ATcsde-Music and motion pictures on
roof garden
The Washington times., 1910-09-05
TABLETTO MEMORY
OF MARINES KILLED
Services Tomorrow at Charleston
NAVY Yard for Men Massacred
at SamaT-

BOSTON. Mass. Sept A-In memory
,,f the men Of the First Battalion OF
marines. who lost their lives during an
insurrection on the island Of Sauar in
the massacre OF 1901, tablet was
erected today at the Charlestovn Navy
Yard.
These men. who have never since been
heard Of, were George Foster, HaTer-
EfU \ IT Thomas Brett. Philadelphia
Th4.rsfon Murray, Washington William
Brown. Aiken, s. C--James Woofi-
SheIb1lrn Falls Mass. Patrick Conneit,
Shenandoah. Pa. Eugene Sa1guel- Gin
-iDna4i and Joseph Brone, washington.
The Rev Father Chadwick, chaplain
OF the battalion, viii make the address
at the ceremonies
The Washington times., 1910-09-05
GOVERNORS BROTHER DEAD

ATLANTA Ga, Sept 5--JuIius L
Brown. brother of Governor Brown
and the eldest son Of Georgia. war gov
ernor. IS dead. after q long Illness He
was known as an eccentric character
and spent much time collecting rare
coins and curios. He was friend OF
the STAGE and entertained nearly every
prominent actor and actress who came
20 Atlanta His wife sued him FOR q di-
vorce because OF his ecCenulcities.
The Washington times., 1910-09-05

derends entirely on
whether YOU are
lazy or not. y sub
urban home IS health giving prof
liable proposition or one Of this world ;
most expensive Iuxuries. Just as you see
n 10 handle It
What are your taStes2 Do YOU want
to get your living out of the air on OF
the ground, -ander it Oh the water or
under it2 Il can be made in any -Say
lust according to your tastes II II IS
10 be I'D in the air 1 should advise you
10 buy half a dozen homer pigeons and
start loft. A well behaved pigeon Is
2 crandDarent N about six weeks and
the SQUADS or 'squealers,' as they are
called. are worth > cents in the plarket
and always in demand
Another up in the air proposition is
bee keeping. A hive Of bees Will produce
a hundred pounds of honey q year. and
7CoDle with 4 sweet tooth paw % cents
a rot,ad for IL You can put twenty
hives on 4 city hoUsetop and they VIII
hustle for their own honey even # they
do have 10 rob your neighbors' lowers
II YOU want TO raise voUT living on
the ground your choice can run all the
way from chickens. which are a staple,
r1ng-necked Dheasants- whose eggs are
worth > cents each and can be incu-
hated by bantam hens into birds worth
50. 80 in Few weeks. or 10 Belgian hares,
,vbich are the snIy rivals OF pigeons in
slnti-race suicide tactics
'sUnder the ground 800 invested in gin
senr viii plant three acres and produce
in four years $500 worth Of roots and
seed know one man who invested
s. in mushroom spawn and in one
bed In his cellar produced and sold -
worth OF the crazy things which come
M IL the morning and go down steved
in cream a night. know another wise
nan who planted one acre Of asparagus
and Il melted him 500 ore wear ard IS
good for a larger sun, each year from
now tiu the dav the Panama canal is
oper fer boats
If your suburban home has q coupIe
The Washington times., 1910-09-05
BURST TIRE DEALS DEATH

SAVANNAH, Sept 5.-AIfke Jones. q
local retail merchant was almost in
stantly killed and four other occu-
pants of Jones touring car were bad
y bruised when a bursting tire caused
the machine 20 turn q Sonersar1Ir on
the Grand Prize race course Jones
head vas caught by the steering
wheel as the car turned over and MS
neck was broken The machine vss
wrecked.
The Washington times., 1910-09-05

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The Washington times., 1910-09-05
Excursions Today.

KNIGHTS Of Labor excursion 10 Marshall
HsIi-Boat leaves Seventh street
wharf 10 a m. $50 and ego p. m
old Point Comfort and Norfolk steamer
leaves Seventh street wharf 6-45 D. m
Chess neake Beach-Trains leave Dis
rrir.f line. 30 so z:45, and S:z5 p. IA
indian Head@Steamer Charles Maca-
lester leaves Seventh street wharf
$50 p m
The Washington times., 1910-09-05
HEALTH GUARDIANS
OPEN CONVENTION
Promotion Of Public Hygiene Is
Chief Object of Sessions In
Milwaukee.

Milwaukee. Wis. Sept 5.-Physi-
clans, surgeons and bacteriOiosists from
all parts OF the United States and from
Canada, Mexico and Cuba have come 10
Milwaukee to attend the thirJy-eis7th
annual meeting of the American Public
Health Association, which opened today.
and VIII continue until Friday night
The object OF the association IS the
development OF the science and art Of
public hygiene and the promotion Of
public hygiene as q distinct profession.
Along these lines a wide range OF sub
jectS has been prepared for discussion.
The president Of the association. who
VIII preside at the meetings, IS Dr.
Charles R Probst. Of Columbus. Ohio.
The Washington times., 1910-09-05
GOVERNORS TO ATTEND.

SAVANNAH, Ga, Sept She gov
ernorz of Georgia, Florida, South
Carolina. Alabama, and Mississippi
are expected 10 attend the uuTeiilnS
~ che sS50O0 monument and statue
~ Gen James Edward OEletherPe at
Savannah or November 10
The Washington times., 1910-09-05

The dispatch announcing that a
meteor has landed in oregon, IT is sus-
pecte.3 bT the well informed, was sub
iected TO an error il transmission, oy
which Oregon was substituted for Mo
uesota-
There's some consolation in the
thought thai II one is too poor 70 speno
the sumner at Newport he is also too
poor 20 ger nervous prostration from
Newport .sCcialitis-
Before Getting worked up over the
Question Of state rights, II might be
well for the cOnservationists 10 md
out from the colonel whether Stats
have any rights
II the Chicago schools really teach
girls plumbing, as proposed, theren be
one class OF women in the future that
enjoys real independence
In view Of the fact that women have
been wearing wings for many years. il S
strange they never were able 10 ny be-
fore
The mort remarkable thing bout
AForane-s stunt is that he broke ms
record without breaking his neck
The woman who wants TO be kF.oWT
as eXrraVaE3nt now boasts OF nei COT
con instead Of her silk dresses
1t Is reported that Little Joe Brown Is
about 70 announce his candidacy Tor
governor Of Georgia IN iSl2-
It's no use trying 70 stir up any eX'
T.itement over a Panama election at
time ike this
TO-DAY the fun dinner pail brigade be
~rcmes the fun picnic basket procession
-Tbs marvellous part Of the whole thing
Is how he does Il without Loeb
L The weather evidently doesn't realize
that this IS an r. month
The Washington times., 1910-09-05

r The Kaiser Is reported TO be so Ger
tain Of the power Of the press that he
is starting a newspaper 10 combat the
socialists, who are becoming stronger
and stronger IN the fatherland- The
paper VIII have al his money back
OF II, and VIII be sold for a very small
sum. 50 it wiz, without doubt. have q
large circulation and fulfill It's mission
This mich discussed power or The
press BY the way, Is ozly advertising
after all