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The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-02-26
Fought to Retain
Formula Which Has
Made a Fortune

L T. Cooper, the man who believes
that 90 per cent. of all i'll health OF
this generation is caused by stomach
trouble, is fast winning a national faith
In his theory His claim Is now ad
nitted by surprising number of peo
PIE throughout the country, and he is
gaining new adherents every day.
While speaking of his success in a
recent interview, Mr.. Cooper said: Il
believed ten years ago that any one
who could produce formula that
would thoroughly regulate the stom-
ach would have fortune. When got
hold OF this formula knew within six
months that was right, and that my
fortune was made. | called the med
icine Cooper's New Discovery, al
though | did not get up the formula.
have owned It, however, for over
five years. | have had one lawsuit
over It. which | won in the courts.
When 1t was settled The Cooper
Medicine Company became the only
arm in the world that can prepare
The medicine The preparation has
sod like wildhre wherever introduced.
As have said before, it IS successful
Iimply because it puts the stomach
n perfect shape, then nature does
he rest. There are any number OK
complaints never before associated
9Th stomach trouble that the medi-
tine has allcviated in thousands OF
Eases"
Among statements obtained recent
y from users of this medicine that IL
trouslng such universal discussion Is
me from Mrs Emma Stanley, living in
ghicago, at 7l3 Washington Boule-
rarl who said: perhaps | had the
post complicated case that Mr.. Cooper
iad to deal with | was troubled for
fears with my stomach. | consulted
nth doctors and took many patent
haIicine preparations without result.
Ny stomach was In such wretched
sfgpc that | could not enjoy meal
that ate.
4 was very nervous, and could hard
ly sleep | had roaring In my ears
ana dancing spots before my eyes.
le,t very bad ana weak. Then there
vas very sore spot at the pit Of my
stomach that nearly set me wild
Il heard about the Cooper medicine
and decided TO try It, | used four bot.
Ties, and the improvement in my case
aaa been really wonderful My nerves
hqNp IpgD rnlirtp1 and | am so muCh
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-02-26

tree and lii on its head. 1t bawled
about that for an hour, and then it
got up and turned around and put its
fore feet on the tree trunk and bavled
to be up in the tree again. SO Mr..
Spillgath save ii another boost and it
scrambled up into the crotch and
bleated once ioyfully, and fell out Of
the tree on the other side.
For a week the Reverend Spllgath
spent all his time boosting the calf
into the tree and seeing it fall out
again, but at the end OF that time 30
calf was able to lie in the crotch y
the tree with its hind legs hanging
down one side of the tree and its fore
legs hanging down the other, and Il
should have been happy, but it wasn't
AS soon as II was able TO remain in
the crotch II began looking toward
the upper branches and bawling to
be UP in them But as soon as the
Reverend Spillgath gave II a boost il
fell through the crotch onto its head.
It was sad case of miSapplied devo-
ton TO an ideal. and Reverend Spill.
gain went over 70 Aunt Rhinocoluras
and got another contribution out Of
her for the Improvement of the coudi-
ton Of tree climbing calves
O4dly enough he cash contribu.
tons Of Aunt Rhtnacolura did not
seem to improve the calf n the way
Of climbing Il remained q mighty
poor tree climber. and no explanations
of the art made by MIR Sp.lgath
helped the calf much Mr. Spilgath
would explain to the calf how to climb
the tree, and then be would follow pre-.
cept with example and would climb
the tree himself and the cali would
look on eagerly aui fairly pant ii 10
It herself and then Mr. Spiueath
would give the calf a boos, aud II
would paw at the tree with its legs
and 50 plark through thu crotch On.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-02-26

Porter put my satchel In the
through carriage for Salzburg' not the
smoker"
"All right. sir
A few moments later Edgar Spilten
WIS installed in the desired carriage.
He always travelled in the compart-
ment for non-smokers, for he not only
dIsllkeh the habit, but also was ever
on the lookout for adventures on MS
travels, and as ladies generally gave
special preference to this compart-
ment. he found It more opportune,
To-day his prospects looked meager
The guard had already closed the
doors and he was still alone. The
train, on the whole, was rather empty
AS It was winter there was but little
travelling for pleasure, and the num-
Der OF those driven forth by business
or duty was small at this time or the
year. In one of the two adjoining
compartments trio of men had
already picked acquaintance, and were
absorbed in a game Of "taroc,' while
in the other pair Of travellers seemed
to consider It their chief aim to estab-
llsh a cigarette record.
The carriage door was thrown open
and a porter appeared laden with In
Vulnerable bags and bundles, which
he hurriedly tossed up into the rack.
Just like a novel, murmured Ed
gar Il say, porter who Is coming In
herc?'
"A lady"
"Young?"
Surely, Herr spIlten. You may see
for yourself"
What. Frau Hofrathin, You? This
10 what | call a surprise. You have
no idea how delighted | am"
And |, but for another reason.
that | succeeded in getting
here at all That | am In this last
carriage Is simply because ! had just
time enough to reach It. II was a
mad rush. Thank heaven my hus-
band was not there; he Is always so
Like all husbands May | be so
rude as TO ask whore you are bound?"
"'fo my sister In Munich; you know
Ella married there. My husband left
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-02-26
BETZVUCE TALES
Ebenezer Spillgath and the Calf
HBy Ellis Darker BuHef:N
W. Author of"Pi9s is Pigs Etc SA2
By PETER NEWELL

The Reverend Ebenezer Spillgath,
OF BetZVille, is one of the kindest
hearted men in our midst, and organ.
Prevention Of Cruelty to Animals, OF
which Aunt Rhinocolura Betz is the
other member, but there are some an
finals 1t is mighty hard to please.
About year ago Mr.. Spillgath
heard calf bawling in Orone Nc
boobies barn, and it bawled so sadly
that Mr.. Spillgath's heart was touched,
and be went in and upbraided Orone,
but all Orone said was that if the
Reverend Spillgath felt that way about
it he could have the plagued calf and
welcome, but that as for him, he
wasn't going to spend all his time try
ing to teach wobbly-legged cow-child
to climb trees. So the Reverend Spill
gath upbraided Orone a few times for
his language, and took the calf home
In less than q year he wished he
hadn't.
AS soon as he had the calf home he
turned it loose in the back yard and
went over to Aunt Rhinocoluras to
secure a donation for the purpose of
improving the happiness of the calf,
but when he reached home again the
calf was sadder than ever. It was
standing before an apple tree with its
front feet on the trunk, looking up
into the boughs and bawling piteously.
1t was evident that the calf wanted to
climb the tree, and Mr.. Spillgath is
kind hearted, so he gave the calf
boost and it scrambled into the crotch
emitted a little bleat Of Joy and imme-
diately fell down the other side of the
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-02-26

to it's head 1t was melancholy calf.
When it was not bawling to be boost
ed into the tree it was bawling be-
cause It had alighted on its head. In
a few weeks it wore out that tree, and
Mr.. Spillgath had to do his best to
boost it into the big elm, and that was
pretty hard work, for the crotch of the
elm was about u feet up. He was
obliged to run to Aunt Rhinocolura
every day for contributions.
What made it worse was that the
calf was growing all the while, and
while it is not so bad to boost calf
up a tree it is job and half to boost
COW, and it takes lot of contribu-
tons. Mr.. Spillgath had to hire sew
eral Of his relatives to help him, and
they would all take hold of the COW
and give her mighty boost into the
crotch of the elm. Sometimes they
boosted so hard that they tossed the
COW right through the crotch and
over the fence into Orone McDooble's
yard but that did not make much differ
ence, for the COW always fell out of
the crotch anyway sooner or later
and it saved time When they tossed
the COW right over they were able to
get her and toss her again all the
sooner. When they did not toss, the
COW bawled, and when they did toss,
she fell with a thud and bawled just
the same. And there wasn't anything
seemed to interest the COW but tree
climbing.
Except fireworks. The COW vRs
passionately fond of fireworks. Pass.
ionately! Reverend Spillgath dis
covered that the evening of July
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-02-26

kind.hearted, Boost

Fourth. The COW instantly stopped
bawling for higher things, as you
might say, the moment she saw fire.
works. So he went over to Aunt
Rhinocolura's and got a big contribu.
ton for fireworks, and every evening
he had roman-candles or spin-uLeels
or rockets for the COW. She seemed
to like spin-wheels the best, but only
about one out Of dozen spin-wheels
work right, and when they did not
work right the COW would lie down
and weep piteously.
But you can't use fireworks to ad
vantage during the day. Ebenezer
thought Of getting a big tent and dark,
enipg il, SO he could have fireworks
for the COW by day. but Aunt Rim,
ocOura objected. She said she was
about contributed to a finish. She re,
marked, rather sullenly. that beef
steak, at least. did not bawl So Mr..
Sptllgath did the best he could for
while, but the COW grew worse. She
wanted the sDin-wheels in the top Of
the elm tree SC she could be climbing
The tree and watching the fireworks
simultaneously. This reilly aggrava,.
ed Reverend Spillsa,t, although he Is
enc Of the kindest hearted of men.
and he said That as Aunt RAinocolua
had ceased her contributions il was
evident to him that this was the kind
Of COW that would never be happy
anywhere bu. in Heaven. The butch.
e7 gave him twenty eight dollars for
the COW OF course Aunt Rhinocolura
did not get any of the twentv-eight
dollars for she vas merely a con.
trbuting member but she was al.
lowed g buy all the cow steaks She
wanted from the butcher at the regl.
lar rate. And Reverend spillgatb's
bill fer damage 70 his apple tree WAS
only twenty GIT dollars.
tcopyr,sa' sc oy " G. Chapman.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-02-26

Belgium is, perhaps the most pros
porous state in Europe. as we'll as the
most thiCkly settled. The late kings
reign was at least marked by nm enor
nous advance in wealth and social re
form. One of the Couutry's special nd.
vantages is that its International nou
tralization permits it to dispense with
a navy, while the Belgian army IS
maintained on a very small and in
expensive basis
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-02-26
Which Moment

II we could take some moment Of
our past, when the summit Of human
Joy seemed TO have been under our
feet, when the capacity for the ex.
QulSite according to individual com.
prgheusion OF LIES exquisite seemed
90 have been reached. and by wish
we could bid that moment be fixed
."a made eternal out Of all ufa's sor.
lows and Joys. pains and pleasures.
which would yoa choose to have made
N'7wanentH Here is ouesttns 81,
Philosophers
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-02-26
ANNUAL CRASH.

WtlIie-Gracious, mamma IS that
the cat in the kitchen breaking up all
the dishes?
Nothor-No, my son; that is merely
your father breaking his New Years
resolutions.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-02-26
Make $500 In Gold.

Read the magnificent orcr by the
John A. Salzer Seed Co in another
part OF this paper. Get your wits TO
work and capture the $4,000. and at
the same time secure a supply Of the
most reliable seeds on earth. The com.
pany is one Of the largest in the coun.
try, and thoroughly responsible
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-02-26

Constipation causes and aggravavcs many serious
diseases. II S thoroughly cured by DR. Picrca's
Pleasant Pellets. The fayorite family laxative.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-02-26

There is no bcauuner OF complexion.
or form. or behavior like tie wish TO
scatter Joy and not pain around lis
Ralph Waldo Emerson
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-02-26

If you want to test a mans charac.
ter watch and see what creates in him
an enthusiasm.-Angela Dickens.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-02-26

No man can pass into eternity, for
he is already in it.-Farrar.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-02-26

Labor to keep alive in your breast
mot little spark of celestial fire called
conscience. Washington.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-02-26
She Had Noticed 1t
"Jb0 ideal Domestic FueI"

Mrs. Kncker-They say the pur,
chasing power of a dollar has dimin-
ished.
Mrs. Bocker-Yes, it used to buy a
bargain worth sI9S, and now it only
gets something worth $1.49.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-02-26
ALIENS LING paTC.u

Is the old reliable cough remedy. Found in every
drug store and in practically every home. For sa
by all druggi SIS, 25c, SOC and 81 W bottles.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-02-26
The Danger Signal
By OSKAR REICH

1Copyrighted by Short Stories Co. Ltd
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1910-12-27
JAPs AND JEWELLERY.

Ny boy and into fashionable jewely shop the other evening
While
husband compelled button yet my
who occasionally buck
looked around he
cent profit which srepec haOe jewer would consider dis
charge in
similar
always brings advisory him.
longer resolutions
buying The
the Then prospective
appearance
is held After dbeaton third
finally the
makes report But the money until
those artfu
that they priceless worth
beautiful paper
band laid liquidation The
everybody il happy.
finally pin,
carefully length of the antes choosing
the longest hope they their moneys worth certainly did mine
In conclusion it be noted that the Japs kimOnO clad
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1910-12-27
Small Talks

CHINESE Consult wouin leave little wooden hut for
you go ands
Russians!
TREASURER coNKL1GThe very muchs
condemnation suits 1t stands to win matter
VIVA courts
HANDThe Mani Tree hope assisted by
corps Boy the uniforms and without
the boys only boys.
MURRAY tell thing about the board
stick because going to-
low something different.
HUDDY-Kaua administration
continue
of the Oahu with
E members Central will be treated
Christmas morning; certain piles of lumber lately
opposite the muka side of Beana
perhaps they will be greeted with artistic endeavo
swallowing RhnO with the advice to take Some
having
abhorrent
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1910-12-27
AS OTHERS SEE US.

Don't rely you
and know and read You look things
pred and conditions which from personal observation believe
reality
Baldwin o publications
The Advertiser the the Territory
always adhere strictly The Bobby that
which
Bob Single
fer applications for subordinate Offices.
Way Louisiana there published by fellow named
Loent He knows all Way up in North Dakota there
published fellow Peterson He knows all about
the little eoter Of States formerly owned by d Lodge Co.. and
whose productions Goldfish principles missionaries
which something ourselves would
be compelled Philadelphia has last learned
that the dls informing
the Qakes who and what Rooseye possession New York
mis few suns TO set without enlightenment concerning
Just from the of information Perhaps shall in the
future take advantage Weogatye quote others
This from the aue horse weakly Vt the Middle
West whose ledger qpauoaaby shows that W limited m ~ sub
seHbe short IN cash Long farm produce The paa
concerned tunfuly called Courier" lore ienei
la Honolulu hi Sandwich lsand ha recently been established
ealpg days Tho ratft said appear 60 lhe le custom Their
calling sands queer looking pgt lt being pnn
bright scarlet paper TAs yags divided Into ous each division
tsFpg iiss sunday tNfy che
and mst euegsm1 fal f0fa wtsufF correspondent of
81 editor vte fsply ifd tsF ipl usi AHt y mue diaY
pH hs guffio4 hli hat ls ay gt pnluniensB faHI HH
haH nlHE isppF - itg fRlphf psflmls 40 W people Aap -
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1910-12-27

A CHRISTMAS HoM1IY.

the days
being the happy
beyond achas Claus was
Army
And perhaps the occasion for the celebration the anniversary
acng of the which Rome and celebrated by
fowl instead of cold storage turkeys And maybe the not denOmi
mated Christmas but boosted Of title portion of which the abso
utely incomprebensible word
And the centuries rolled along n Christmas
old Peravian prior the time when P with force of arms con
WINGED them that the Jonah
day. 1t arrived June 2 the longest day of the and the entire
population gathered on great plain to welcome with mighty shout the
rising Of the The Indians Happy Hunting
Grounds yearly long before Bill Penn the founder
bought their possessions for less dollars than the Republican gamblers
brother
infant short panaUon
waans celebrated Christmas Presents until the
ao introduced the habit amongst the aborignes but there yearly
celebration.
Indeed you may histories Mark Robnn library
and fail find back the Babylon Assyr people
peace good some of the volumes you might
of axe taught it
not only in weound phrase but by practical suggestion
those funny cipher cables few weeks ago looked up in the code and
that it Cotn of
the last two save the signature Bluy Cupid The economical code
book "blckma "OppO strongly Of
''blssfuIy' 20 "desirbe arrival off,
peace, good
C when he remembering in charitable mood that he
responsible neither for his descent the fact that he from Ohio
on earth good will toward men, Let Mayor Fern and the
ne board of supervisors duing the coming week. hold ua and
bunch night pillows and exchange love
thereby setting impending fight for
ove some g5 in them even tbonh now satisfied that Sur Efforts will be
unvang entirely
ron UT Korea Hindu
peace good the Christmas
ce grand myriad grand
which the Founder the Universe provided His of
if it
although believe sunlight glorious will
still be if the dolls although do
Tiny still alive will them beautiful 1t matter
if hour although
will symphony composed by
Fred Wadron although don't believe they will be-
but will acidity
The of the quality although don
believe will be- but is the Master will take that the love
o
homly, but help it, having boy of
con peace, will men,
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1910-12-27
THAYER BOBS UP
SERENELY AGAIN
Alleged SwindIer Is Arrested If
Hongkong, Charged With
Crime There.

MANILA, November 30.-The Hong
kong Telegraph, dated November a5,
has the following article therein eon'
erning the much discussed Afford Fin
lay 'fhpyeT, Who loft here some time
apO flr the China coast, leaving hls
financial Affairs in this city Ia rather
rhaoflr conditions
"AlfoFd nnlay rhaYer, au American,
Nas arrested IA moon to-day nu hls af.
rNAl unm Manila Ne appeared before
y n Wood second police magistrate
lhia afternoon. ehaTVei hy A nafies.
manager ~ ihf ioughong li0ipl, VIII
coming hlnfs % che total amount "
tllbkl bad thf gii ~ Neplemhef lasl
hl mlhlA pretending lhHl ~ haa aN
apT.uHi niil iha iinnghnna ani hhanH
iRi nsus ia NlHiHI aAHH iA fAal "a
HH aHFH Hf'HNnl
iflHfmflfF ilaHan SO NJ ahaiaf ~
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1910-12-27

the natives are expert that they hnoon shark board
plant growing wild the islands, favOri
native drink, called OkolehOw $ manufactured.
interesting instructive and novel information doth We
year by sending him
bunch of bananas rhetorical grammatical
and philosophical dissertations life in Hawaii spent
GET HUNGRY
any leading theater avay
Sometimes does and value appear th
register paid pay wsA
part causes
Indigestion nightmare physical
appetite S charged
Saturday concerned what the lawyers call die
judcus" nothing doing
Wherefore doth boy welcome
feared may
up late on its eve and occasionally take in the theater For has
theory that the beauty sleep plan will not be mo the Riddles
permitted to late the previous night.
And in while after seeing the villain
dey holding arms get
hungry the time visit of the cafes
may
ed together for the sake of GOOD feToTssp and at intervals v S gre ep
fellowship
ditch deal or street paving deal or steamship agency deal or
other kind deal which successful will honor
simoeon
you couple rhe urpOsy away
wa
the long
their mentioned the paragraph II
friend told you so.
POpl look merry party merry FIJI
water is theirs because they like and because they afford buy i'll
The Secretary like
Honolulu too, aud indeed them likewise i'll
they jolly goonatured Dodgina
automobiles compelled
and enIg5ten t f t6 bb ns'Srg pg m
by Caudus John Marshall NGBdethese many experiences
learn them positive pleasures
Occasionally lot who convivia determining %
which
al fixing the for the entertainment lot of hiners
You will hear these tables like Exalted Indian
''suny Thompson"
nnnng listener nothing disconnected
Speech but in reality the month of February Floral
Parade will be epocmaking marks in the history of Hawaii
meFriday night duged in the which
thi tf Dv sandwich f5 b p another r 5 of
something they
With all deducve
the looked respectable Overlooking
respectable
forfeit fmeup fourth
and
ineligible my that Christmas or
following he would leave mo
that the law and the gospel
5 the had effect whatever
favorite remark of mine, look it for yourself
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1910-12-27
INTERMARRIAGE.

RENO, December "a, - Tokawa, .
japanese, today married Miss Fred
erick, white girl The marriage has
excited n great deal of interest.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1910-12-27

the case and the defendant was unrepI
resented
"The case was remanded till tomor1
row at twelve O'Clock so as to enable
the defendant to find bail In the
meanwhile, his worship ordered Defend
ant to be detained in police custody. =
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1910-12-27
TO MOTHERS HOW
TO CURE COUGHS AND COLDS.

There Is one subject which always In
terests the mothers OF young children
and that IL how 10 treat their coughs
aud colds, or % ward on threatened
atlaek of eronp, For this purpose We
can recommend chambeflaln's Cough
Remedy 10 always proves beneficial
IN ease II Group N should be given as
soon as lhe rr0npy cough hppearf ~ M
a. prevent ihe aitaek kefp u ai hand
ready flI Instant uae, Many m0iheFa
40 ~. Hnd ID saYrs ihnm much uneasl|
noes fof salp bY all dealers Benson.
Smith Cor Ltdp Agents for Hawai-
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1910-12-27

A lhlMiflphian aho saw ehnd
crushed hF llHIley faf wheels be pai
rm = fru1ff Nhirt maB ~ alappf1
20 lhs lHlla Nf 3 laish qpiel no Wblal
maHH htl