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The San Francisco call., 1910-05-09
BOYS MOTORCYCLE
NEARLY KILLS Man
w. H. George, Salesman for
Realty Company, Has His
Skull Fractured

OAKLAND, May 8.-W. H. George, a
real estate salesman employed by the
f. K. Mott company, was struck and
fatally injured by motorcycle tandem
ridden by two 16 year old boys, James
Chick of 804 Sixteenth street and Rich
ard Eaton of 1858 Grove street, at the
corner of East Fourteenth street and
Seminary avenue, about o'clock this
afternoon.
The boys were riding west in East
Fourteenth street when the casualty
occurred and, according to their story,
were not going faster than 10 miles
an hour. They said that they saw
George standing on the sidewalk ahead
started into the street to signal an
approaching car. He was looking
away from them. the boys declared.
and made no attempt to get out of
their way. The machine hurled him
violently to the ground and he sus-
tanned a fracture of the skull and
other injuries.
E. B. Bull, manager of the Mott real
estate company, learned of his en-
ployes plight, secured an automobile
and took him to the receiving hospital.
An operation was performed upon the
injured man last evening. but the sur
geons encourage no hope for his re-
covery. George lives at 110S Oakland
avenue
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-09
CHOIR BOYS REHEASE
ODD ENTERTAINMENT
VIII lmpersonate Heroines of
Famous Old Songs

OAKLAND, May S.-To raise money
for the organ fund of st. Johns EMS
copal church the boys vested choir will
give an entertainment and minstrel
show at Ebell hall the evening of
May "a.
The first half of the show will be in
"blackface" with the traditional end
men and soloists. The olio will be the
presentation of musical comedy called
'The Old Songs" In this skit the bows
will wear female attire, and will i'm
personate the heroines of the olden
melodies.
Stewart Johnson, who will sing So
prano, will take the role of Annie
Laurie. Others of the young vocalists
will appear as Annie Rooney, Halle,
with the mocking bird song, and as
other maids of song
In the cast will be 10 BOYS and eight
men, with r. H. Thomas as barvtone
soloist. Rev. Edward r. Gee is di-
recting the entertainment.
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-09
CLUB TO GIVE CONCERT
FOR KINGS DAUGHTERS
Part of Campaign for Home for
IncurableS

OAKLAND, May s.-The Harmonic
concert club. directed by c. Patrick
Hildesley, will give an open air con-
cert in front of the city hall. at Four
teenth and Washington streets tomor-
row night as part of the campaign to
raise a 100000 building fund for the
Kings Daughters home for fncurables.
Some of the businessmen who have
subscribed to the fund have promised
to increase their donations il the cam
paign committee can raise a certain
sum in a specified number of days,
The purpose of the concert tomor-
row night is to interest the general
public in the project. Subscriptions
will be solicited.
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-09
WIFE SEEKS MISSING
HYPNOTIZED HUSBAND
Pathetic Letter Says That Man
Is Under Physic Control

BERKELEY, May s.-Contending in
a pathetic note, addressed to Chief of
Police Vollmer, that her husband is un-
der the control of Professor" La
Wayne, hypnotist, who is somewhere
in the region of the bay cities with his
subject, Mrs. William E. Williamson
of East Centre street, Baltimore, asks
the aid of the police in finding her
missing spouse.
According to Mrs. Williamson's let
ter, her husband was last heard from
in Los Angeles, on his way to Berke-
ley. He was in the company of the
professor" under whose direction, the
woman alleges, he lost a small fortune
by investing in Arizona property. He
has been missing for a year.
Williamson is described as of mid
die height, feet IL inches tall, and
weighing 10 pounds. He has fine
teeth, with a gold filling in the upper
row which shows plainly when he
smiles
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-09
ONERRIPE EGGS LEAD
TO ARREST OF YOUTHS
Ancient Hen Fruit Thrown at
Crowds on Merry Go Round

OAKLAND, May S.-Roy Chapelle and
Ray Merrill, two young men of West
oakland, were arrested by Constables
Allen and Hampstead at the Fruitva le
Eagles carnival last night for throw
ing ancient eggs at the merry akers.
For some time the police department
has sought to take the two youths into
custody for numerous offenses. Friday
night il was reported that the pair
were at the Eagles festival at Fruit
vale throwing bad eggs at those who
were patronizing the merry go round
at the fair The officers made a search,
but were unable to find them.
Thinking that the two young offend
ers would appear the following night to
again carry on their sport" Allen and
Hampstead were detailed to keep a
strict watch in the neighborhood Of the
merry go round. The bombardment
finally began, and the boys were quick
ly taken into custody on charge of
disturbing the peace.
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-09
OAKLAND PLANS A
4TH OF July FETE
Governor Gillett Is Expected to
Attend and Review Long
Military Parade

OAKLAND, May S.-The business
mems committee in charge of the fourth
of July celebration is planning a mill
tary parade to take place in the fore
noon and fireworks display at Lake
Merritt for the evening. In the after
noon literary program will be given.
Governor Gillett and staff and Ad-
jutant Lauck of the national guard and
his staff have been invited to attend
and 1t is expected that they will be
present. The military parade will be
made up of regulars from the Preside,
including infantry. cavalry and field
artillery, University of California
cadets, naval apprentices from Goat
island, two battalions of the national
guard of California, sailors from the
warships in the harbor, marines from
Mare island, League of the Cross cadets
Native Sons drum corps and drill teams
Elks' drill team and the uniform ranks
of secret societies. Daniel Crowley will
be grand marshal
The committees are as follows:
Finance-Theo. Gier, chairman: w j. Law.
nance, /. H. Clay. H. G. Williams A. Jones' A.
II. Schleuter and Wilber Walker.
Lterary-P: NJ. Fisher, chairman; L. D. In
skeep, f. A. o Brien, A. A. Danison, j. F. Con-
Adams.
Parade.H, n, Gard, chairman: Daniel Crow
ley. H. S. Henon, DR.. J. L. Mayon, Cragie
Sharpe. P. n. Hanrahan, E. F. Muller, Adelbert
Wilson. P j. Deehanty, A. G. Taft, c. F. Carl,
G. H. Mason, j. G. Reed, W. Blair, J. Suelman,
]. C. Downey.
Decoration-A. Jones, chairman; F. W. Sharpe,
r. N. Briare, c. F. Carl Joseph Martin, R. 4.
McAllister, R. II. Adams
Publicity-E. Robertson. chairman; Wilber
Walker. E. A. Sherman, W. E. Gibson. R. w.
MARYLAND, ". p. Hook, G. Lohr. H. NJ. Sanborn.
E1ecutive-D. c. Brown. chairman: E. A.
Young, vice chairman; Theodore Gier. treasurer;
Wilber Walker. secretary; Mayor #. *. Mott, f.
A. Heron, T. A Leach Jr.. G.. B. Daniels, W.
F. Dargie, j. F. w. Sohst, ". r. Thomas, L.
j. Day, G. S. Meredith.
Afternoon-Fred Sinclair, chairman; II. z.
Coward, r. S Kitchener, l.. II. Davidson, A. II.
Schleuter, W B. Fawcett P. Carroll S. J.
Pembroke E W Eihen
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-09
TRIO HEARD AT LAST
HALF HOUR OF MUSIC
San Francisco Artists Score
Success at Greek Theater

BERKELEY. May 18.-The last half
hour of music of the season was heard
this afternoon at the Greek theater,
University of California, by about 5000
people, when the Steindorff trio of San
Francisco rendered several well known
classical sings, accompanied by the
piano.
A feature of the afternoon was the
rendition of a mezzo soprano solo by
Mrs Harry G. Knowles and the sing
ing of Miss May Coogan, soprano, who
rendered the Blue Danube" (Strauss).
The full program for the afternoon
was:
1.-The Hall of Atrides'' lclausen). 1.-The Night
Has a Thousand Eyes (Sheleyl. ''The Coppsh
Moon" (Beltwood) italian Serenade, (Stephen-
SOM; Would That My Love" (Mendelssohn).
mezzo soprano solo by Mrs. Harry Knowles; .'The
Song of the Shepherd (Fox). The Dawn
(Hirsch). and the Blue Danube (Strsussl
soprano solo by Miss May Coogan.
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-09
son OF THE EMPORIUM
MANAGER ARRESTED
A. ii. Martin Jr. Charged With
Speeding Automobile

OAKLAND. May S.-A. Fl. Martin Jr
son of the superintendent of the En-
porium in San Francisco, was over
hauled by the police this afternoon
while driving his automobile in Clare
mont avenue at Telegraph and charged
with violating the speed limit law. He
was released on S25 bail The auto
mobilist was arrested by Policemen j.
F. Flynn and Con Keefe. who patrol the
streets with motorcycle and stop
watch to catch speed burners.
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-09
EARLY MORNING FIRE
RUINS BERKELEY HOME
Faulty Electric Wiring Said to
Have Caused Blaze

BERKELEY. May S.-Through faulty
electric connections, according to the
fire authorities, fire started early this
morning in the home of j. W. Van Osen.
marine engineer, living at 310O
Wheeler street, and before the blaze
could be brought under control about
$1,000 damage was done. The fire
started In the linen closet of the Van
Osen home and had gained considerable
headway before the sleeping occupants
were aroused by Frank Belvel, secre-
tary of the Berkeley real estate asso-
citation, who, while passing by, saw the
fire and turned in an alarm. The loss
is covered by insurance.
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-09
MINISTER ADDRESSES
COLLEGE GRADUATES
Berkeley Church Holds First
Special Jubilee Service

BERKELEY, May S.-The first of
the special services planned in the
Berkeley churches in celebration of the
coming university jubilee took place
this evening at the Trinity Methodist
Episcopal church, when, in honor of the
graduates of the class of 1910, Rev. w.
S Matthew. pastor of the church, deliv-
cred a special address. Mrs. Belle T.
Anderson, representing the Women's
foreign missionary society, occupied
the pulpit of the church at this morn
ing's service, telling of the society's
work and plans for the year.
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-09
Ears Torn in Accident

OAKLAND, May S.-J. Netherscott of
1912 Twenty-first street was cut and
bruised and one of his ears was torn
almost from his head when an automo-
bile which he was driving went over
an embankment on the Lafayette hill
road in Contra Costa county. The other
members of the party were pitched out
of the machine, but were not injured
and went to their homes. Netherscott
went to the receiving hospital.
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-09
OUTDOOR ART CLUB
WILL PRESENT FARCE
"When a Man MarrieS" to Be
Produced in Mill Valley
Special Dispatch 10 The Call

lOPeCIdL DtSPotCh 10 ne Odu
MILL VALLEY, May S.-The mem
bers of the Outdoor Art club are pre-
pairing to present an original farce.
entitled When a Man Marries" writ
ten by d. II. Cliff. a local author. es-
pecially for the club. The play is in
two acts and contains a number of
amusing situations, which are betng
worked out by Mrs. Horace Dorsey.
well known here for her dramatic
talent.
Among those in the cast are:
Mrs. F. l.. Brown Mrs. Walter h Freeman
Mrs. Kent Seymour f. A. Burden
Mrs. F. j. Gruss Fred Sha
Mrs. Herriek
Several solos. selections by the Mill
Valley orchestra and dancing Will COM
plete the entertainment
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-09
CLASS SECRETARIES
OF UNIVERSITY MEET

BERKELEY, May S.-The association
of class secretaries of the University
of California, composed of former and
present secretaries of classes in the
university. met at luncheon yesterday
at the University club in San Fran
cisco TO discuss the ways and means of
notifying all students and graduates in
the state of the semicentennial jubilee
Several plans were discussed. About
80 secretaries were present.
H Schellhaas. 6 rooms for cash. The
installment man charges you the same
for ).
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-09
YOUNG PEOPLE WILL
GIVE FIRST DANCE
JoviaIites Plans Several Balls
for This Season

OAKLAND, May 8.--The Jovialites. a
society of young people. will hold their
first ball at the Home club Thursday
evening, May 49,. Several other dances
will be given this season.
The patronesses will be:
Mrs. R. Williams Mrs. l.. McCaul
Mrs O'Neil Mrs. R. Anderson
The committee of arrangements is
composed of:
Margaret Gallagher Hattie O'ConneIl
Agnes Williams Paula Anderson
Mary O'Neil Anna Fitzpatrick
May Gallagher Mary O'Brien
Margaret ONeiI Maybelle Broad
Ethel Dooley Marguerite Hoenisch
Elsie Boucher Mary Fields
Anna McCaul
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-09

See H Schellhaas, the furniture
dealer. 408 Eleventh ST., corner store,
]. o. o. F. building, Oakland.
The San Francisco call., 1910-05-09

book review viii be offered
Wednesday afternoon TO the members
Of the Oakland club, when Miss Mary
j. Lambert viii be chairman of the
day Those who viii contribute to
the half hour Of music win be Prof.
r. =. Kern, Miss Katherine Sullivan,
Mrs. George Eggers, Mrs. H. A Butler.
Miss olive PennycOok viii be heard in
q group Of readings.
Mrs. F. A. Lacey viii preside as
hostess, assisted by the following com
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-02-12

LOST Between 210 Z. Villas and
Convention hall a ladies open face
silver watch with gold fob witg
cameo attached Return to 210 East
Villas and receive reward. Tel. No
.06S. Emma ]. Nelson.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-02-12
mn
They Want To Know
Some Facts Realty Men Should Send to
Inquirers About Oklahoma


the state than all other states In
the Union.
Producing sufficient food stuffs to
supply any three states OF the Union
our people purchase more from out.
side the state, population considered.
than any other state.
1t surpasses any othe state In
growth from 1907 to August |, 1909.
II has more miles Of possible good
dirt roads than any other state and
less Improvement on same than any
state west Of the Missouri river.
1t has the third best natural park
in the United states.
Consuming moro agricultural ma.
ehinery than any state save three, II
manufactures less than any other state
west OF the Missouri and north OF the
Ohio rivers.
II is second Ia the manufacture or
Portland cement.
II IS next to Texas In supplying TIA
Galveston wharves with shipping.
Ii has the best equalization OF taxes
private and corporate in the world.
Great as its cotton production 10
Oklahoma Is twentieth In the output
OF It's spindles; with no record OF a
cotton mill falling to pay dividend
annually.
1t has the best high school sys-
tenn In the United states.
II has more cities which have
doubled In population since 1906 than
any other state or territory within
The Union.
II has more money Invested In Alas
ka than any other state save Washing
tom
1t has the only river In the worlC
, that is salty for more than 200 miles
3 II has both the shallowest and deep
est. oil we'll in the world.
( Its corporations are more method
ically dealt with than any OF the states
Population averaged, II has secons
largest church membership than an.
other state.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-02-12

Few people understood the enor'
Gus possibilities of Oklahoma. From
an agricultural and mineral standpoint
the state has but four superors and
all Of those, but Texas. will soon be
overcome by the great progressive
strides OF the how state, Oklahoma az
tords more opportunity for diversified
farming than any other state In tho
Union sa)ye Texas. and area
considered It surpases the Lone star
If all of Okahoma's acreage possible
Of being utilized were under cultiya
ton, II would present the following
for statlsticlans:
More Wheat lands tnan ether Da'
tota.
More fruit lanes than California.
Equals Illinois grand prairie In corn
lands.
Has more timber tnan Wisconsin
Michigan and Indiana combined.
Can cultivate as much rice land as
South Carolina
More granite than Vermont New
Hampshire and Maine combined
More petroleum than Pennsylvania
West Virginia and Ohio combined.
More marble than Nevada New
Hampshire and Massachusetts.
rs second IN the production Of cottor
from D monetary standpoint.
More iron than any other state save
Pennsylvania, more copper than an,
other state save Montana, :,
Second In gypsum.
More than Europe produces In lig
product
Fourth In developed kaslln. the fin
est Dreproof material known TO Sc
cnce.
Second in cattle; third in none
products OF same.
Seven thousand square miles OF Ian
nnderlald with coal. and few OF II
mines more than opened.
More Magnesia and dolomite roc
than all the rest OF the states.
More rivers with natural draInag
capacity than any other state say
Colorado.
Is sixth In the production Of pot
toes
Is eighth in railway mileage first
number of miles In past five years
i first In number OF systems started
1909.
Oklahoma Is first In production (
peanuts
:. Second In production Of Canteloupe
Third in the production Of Wate
melons and seventh in muskmelon pr
ductlon.
II III is first IN tonnage Of alfalfa; thl
In money value produced.
II Is nth In vegetables. with jo
than tenth Of the state trying TO q
n tlvate the garden products.
with an acreage Of Gflieth OH
homa Is tenth in the production o
orchard products
}, Il Is tenth in barley, first IL acrea
were proporloned.
Capitalization considered Oklahor
leads all others In the amount of me
IL ey deposited In It's banks
Oklahoma raises more saddle no
es than than any other two stat
without comment on Kentucky's fan
It Is The only state Of the Uul
where smallpox never leadL to a p
tilential crisis,
II has the most equa5le china
save California OF all the states.
II Is fourth IN the value OF
- stream FISH products
It Is first in purchasing rs harye
y ing machinery away from home
" Population estimated It's people p
= chase more necessities from outs
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-02-12

Statesmen WANTED To sell q
specially which appeals TO every
business man: good profit and a
good opportunity to right party. An
ny between 4 and d Room so, Royal
Hotel,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-02-12

WANTED statesmen. HIGH
CLASS, TO SELL THE FINEST
GROCERIES EVER OFFERED IN
THE WEST-THE KIND ONLY Oh
TAINABLE IN A METROPOLITAN
ClTY-TO FARMERS. STOCKMEN,
HOTELS, RESTAURANTS AND
CTHER LARGE CONSUMERS WHO
nUY AT SIGHT OF SAMPLES, ARE
ENTHUSIASTIC ABOuT OUR
GOODS AND REMAIN PER NANENT
CUSTOMERS. COME WITH THE
RIG HOUSE, THE ORIGINAL PURE
1 rood PEOPLE. NO INVESTMENT
ASKED EXPERIENCE UNNECES-
/ gARY: COMMISSIONS ADVANC al,
4 NUMEROUS OLD TIME GROCERS
AND AMBITIOUS G r. 20 CE r y
/ CLERKS NOW SELLING FOR US,
OUR GOODS NEVER SOLD TO or
Z EY PEDDLERS. TERRITORY FILL
ING UP FAST. APPLY TODAY
4 WITH REFERENCES JOHN Sen
TON & CO, IMPORTING AMI
MANUFACTURING GROCER S
LAKE AND FRANKLIN SITS, CHI
! CAGO.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-02-12

THE NEW GAME LAW
The new Fish and Game law went
INTO effect June 11th. Everyone
interested should have copy OF
he sew law We sell them for rs
cents tar single copy. Write for
prices on quantities. Leader Printing
ompany, Guthrie. Okla
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-02-12
AGENTS WANTED

~~@rs~~~~~~~~~s~~-~~-ss>~S>
MANAGER WANTED Every city
and county, handle best paying
business known. legitimate, new cx-
elusive control, no Insurance or
book canvassing. Address Chas.
Halstcad, 43 West 3ith ST., New
York,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-02-12

AGENTS-s50 90 weekly: we manu-
facture the best needle case in this
country: wonderful seller; 200 to
500 per cent profit; talking unnec'
essary; our Trust Scheme envol-
opes do the work: general agents
make $50 TO Sl00 weekly; buy at
wholesale from manufacturers, par
ticulars Free 25 cent sample for 10
cents; satisfaction guaranteed or IL
cents refunded. Bay State Mfg, Co.,
Broad Exchange Bldg, Boston, Mass
Dept, "a,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-02-12

NEW sieve strainer and No
Splash" sold agents only Sample
free Send &c stamp cost OF mailing
S. 90 profit daily Let us prove IL
Seeds 164 Duane ST., N. X
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-02-12
HELP wANTEp-rEMALE.

Ss~~y~@~~~~~N~~~~~~~~s~s
AN intelligent person may earn $ls
monthly corresponding eor newspa
pers. no canvassing. Send for partic
ulars. Press Syndicate. 3O25. Lock-
port. N. Y.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-02-12
BUSINESS CHANCES. .

ANYONE, anywhere, can start a mail
order business at home No can
vassins. Be your own boss. Send
for fcee booklet. Tells how. Hea
cock 2025 LoCkport. y. Y.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-02-12

WANTED Statesmen of ability and
neat appearance to call on all mer-
chants in their territory; elegant side
line, convenient to carry: good com
missions; prompt remittance. Bel
pont Mfg Co, Cincinnati. o.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-02-12

The sales Of our products for which
there is general demand among mer-
chants. farmers. schools. etc, now
Greatly increased by state laws, re-
Gently passed, necessiiates opening q
distributing office in this territory.
We desire resident manager, we'll az
quainted, OF good character. who can
superintendent sales, deliveries ad-
vertising. collections, etc, with 5000
to $1,000 to carry enough stock to fill
orders. Salary 500 10 Sl25.0O
monthly, extra commissions, office
and other expenses no canyassins;
position permanent G. w. TUNER
Sales Manager Liberty Mfg. Assn.
f4S @. p. Building, Oklahoma City, Ok
lahoma.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-02-12

TIE new GAME LAW
The ngw Fish and Game law will
be In eject after June 11th. Every
one Interested should have a copy OF
the new law. We sell them for 25
cents the single copy. Write foi
prices on quantities. Leader Printing
i
/ Company. Guthrie. Okla.
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Statesmen s WANTED
TRAVELLING MEN ATTENTION

New legitimate side line. Sells to
your regular customers bankers, mm-
her, hardware and implement dealers.
general storcs, shoe stores. tailors
and real estate dealers Pocket sam
p!es. Ten minutes time and big com
missions paid weekly Write today.
Butler, Sales Mgr 415 Brandeis Bldg
Omaha, Nebr.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1910-01-27
AVOID M0THER-IN-L PLANT
A Newly Discovered Species, II Is An.
nounced, viii Paralyze the
Tongue for One Hour.

Don't go into the conservatory your
love to chant or you may be struck
dumb by the mother-in-law plant. This
bit of advice would be put in a regu.
lar poetical four liner at space rates,
only it would take steam roller to
smooth out that line "mother-in-law
plant" so that the poetical feet
wouldn't have corns You can't get
poetry and mother-in-law into the
same place. But the idea is there
1t appears that the superintendent
of the Botanical gardens at Washing
ton has devised. composed. originated
or launched a brand new plant. the
title whereof is extremely expressive,
II being the mother-in-law plant Ac-
cording to the discoverer CRATER or
inventor Of said plant it hath such
potent powers, so like its namesake.
that one leaf laid upon the tongue will
parlyze that organ for the space Of an
hour
Enough said. II rural representa-
tives wish to make a hit with all their
constituents as they do by sending
garden seed to the farmers. let them
send the mother-in-law leaf to sons.
in-law only and let the recipients slip
them to the mothers-in-law.-N
York Telegram.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1910-01-27
SHOWING YOUR SHIRT

will cause you no embarrassment if
it has been Numbered here. In fact,
you'll be rather proud Of displaying
such Immaculate linen. If you have
never felt such pride. it's your own
fault.