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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21

WATER WATER. Listen here. W
; Ri,h. leading well-dri'cr of Ard.
more. is in College Hi addition on
Car linc See him. 13-2m
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21
For Register Of Deeds

The Ardmoreite is authorized TO an
nouucc GROVER f. CHASE as can
didate for the office OF Register oi
Deeds OF Carter county Anounce-
meut is made subject to the democrat.
ic voters at the state primary election.
August 2.
The Ardmorcite is authorized to m
uouuco :. : TOLSON, as a candidate
for reelection to the office of Reg
lister of Deeds of Carter county An.
uoun,omont is made subject to the ac-
tion Of the democratic voters at the
state primary election to be held m
the 2ud of August
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21
For County Weieher--

The Ardmoreite is authorized to an.
uounce Il. VI. DlLLARD as a canuldat .
Tor the office OF public weigher OF
subject TO the action OF the democratic
voters at the state primary election to
be- held August 2
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21

The Ardmoreite is authorized TO an
nounce BUCK GARRETT as a candI.
date for sheriff OF Carter county al
state primary election TO be he'd on
the second OF August. Announcement
Is made subject to the democratic yot.
ers In said election.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21
FOR State Senator

The Ardmoicitc is authorized to au.
uouncc CUAS. H. KENDRIcK as "a
candidate for state senator from the
eighteenth senatorial district An.
uouncom,nt Is made subject TO the
democrat, voters al tAe state primary
e.cCtiou August .
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21

The NulmoI,ito Us authorized to au
uouu,c " NJ klBkrNIBlCk as a
candidate for County Commissioner
from District No . announcement
is made subject to the action of the
democratic voter, at the state pri.
mary election to be held ou the 2nd
~ August.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21

The Ardmoreite Is authorized to an.
nouuce W. j. BROWN OF Sneed a.
a candidate for County Wcigher Cf
Carter County. Announcement Is
made subject 20 the action OF the
Democra &c voters at the state pri.
mary, election to be- held on the 2nd
OF August.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21
Citizenship Claims.

AT Chortaw and "hickasaW persons
by blood who have heretofore made
application for enrolment and have
been denied should write Immediately
TO William W Wright, Registered At.
iorncy. Washington Loan X Trust
Building, Washington, y c.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21

The Ardmorcite is authorized to an.
nounce FRED HAiNlE as cdndi-
date for District Clerk OF Garter
county Announcement is made sub
ject To the action OF the democratic
voters at the state primary e.ection
TO be held on the 2ni OF August.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21

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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21
COUNTY OFFICES.
For Sheriff

For Sheriff
The Ardmoreite Is authorized to
announce ". r.. LANDltuM as "A
candidate for Sheriff OF Carter Coun
ty Announcement subject to the
action OF the democratic voters AT
he general primary election, Augus!
Ind
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21

uouuCe SIlbLM ELL II. RUSSELL as
a candidate tor reelection to the office
ul Judge OF the Eighth District Al.
nouncement Is made subject To the
choice OF the democratic voters In
the state primary August >.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21

The Ardmoreite is authorized 10
announce NJ. F. WINFREY as a can
dda,e for Judge OF the County Court
Of Carter County Announcement Is
made subject TO the action OF the
democratic voters al tho state pr.
mary election, August 2.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21

rhe Ardmoreite Is authorized to
announce DICK HlGNlGhT as a can
didate tor sneriif OF Carter county.
1his announcement is subject to the
acton OF the democratic voters AT the
general primary election, August ?.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21

The Ardmoreite is authorized TO an
nounce $ W. TERRY of Glenn as ?
candidate for sheriff OF Carter county.
Announcement is made subject to the
action of the democratic voters at the
state primary e.ection to be held Aug
u>t ., 1910
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21

The Ardmoreitc Is authorized 10 an.
nouce GUY II. SlGLER as a candidate
for the office Of judge Of the county
court Of Carter county. Announcement
is made subject TO the action OF the
democratic voters at the state primary
election 10 be held August ?.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21
For County Judge

The Ardmoreite is authorized 10
announce |. Il, MASON as csadi-
date Tor reelection TO the Office
OF Judge OF the County Court Of
Carter County. Announcement Is
made subject - the action OF the
democratic voters OF the county al
the state primary election August >
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21

The Ardmoreite is authorized 10 an
nounce BEN STEPHENS AS candi-
date Tor she If OF Garter county at the
state primary election 10 be held on
the second of August. Announcements
is made subject TO the democ -atIc yot.
rrs in said election.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21
For State Represertat,ve-

m, NrdmOr,ltc Is authorized 20 an
date Tor the Office OF representative
from Garter county Announcement
= made subject 10 the action OF the
democratic voters Of the county at
,he stat, primary election August
The Ardmoreite is authorized TO
Announce DIR O. L. BOUNDS as a
Carter County Announcement Is
made subject 10 the action OF the
democratic voters AZ the state pri
mary election to be held on the
2uG OF August.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21

FOR County Superintendent Of Edu
cation
The Aldmor,lte is authorized TO
announce GEORGE W. COFFMAN
AS q candidate for County supprn-
t,nd,ut of Public instruction OF
Carter county U.s announcement Is
made subject 20 the action ~ the
democratic voters at the state prt
mary election August g.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21

The Ardmoreite Is ,utnOrized to an
uounce BILL McLAMORE as a candi-
Iale Tor sheriff OF Garter county. Ills
announcement is made subject 10 the
democratic voters IA the state primary
cIeVtIon August >.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21
For County Treasurer

The Ardmoreite is authorized 10 an
ncunce ID. VI. RUMPH as candidate
for reelection to the office OF coI1tv
treasurer. Announcement is made
subject to the action Of the democratic
voters at the state primary election
August 2.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21

The Ardmoreite Is authorized to
announce HUGH c. JONES as a
candidate for the office of Clerk OF
the District Court Announcement ~
made subject to the action OF the
democratic state primary election TO
be held on the 2nd day OF next
August
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21

Inc ATahUio..e - authorized ~ an
uOunce FI,ED MlL.nAMS as "a canJi-
udtc iur c.cTA o. tny .l.tIICt court u
suUJ, Ct 20 "a, acton ol Tue ueuotIatiC
tU,cls a tue primary cIccuun 10 De
neId August :.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21

The Ardmoreite Is authorized % an
nouuce J. HOLMES AkERS as can
dldate for reelection to the office Of
sheriff OF Carer county. Announce
meut is made subject to the acton OF
the democratic voters at the state pri.
mary election TO be held August >
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21
WANTED

WANTED Active salesmen ,both
SEX TO shOa neat and very at.
tractive article needed in every
home. store factory. schoo.. bo
tel, etc. one to twenty iu each
home. Sells quickly when shown.
Can average 50 to $40 daily. thr
year round Very pleasing and light
business. Everybody delighted TO
see You and the article. Call from
7.3o 10 900 a. m, or to y. m.
at 2oS Broadway. Ardmoro, OKLA.
Phone l52 red j. y. Moore. Gel
Sales Agt, tor Liberty Fire Appara.
tus. lin
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21

Ardmorei'e Want Ans are the best
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21

Phone 1OU, MaraDlo', Drug Store for
your drugs, toilet articles AMI SICK
room supplies We deliver the goods
1877
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21

The Ardmoreie is authorized to an
nounce DAVE L. BOOKER as a can
ddate for sheriff OF Carter county at
the state primary election TO be held
on III. 2nd OF August. Announce
meut is made subject TO the demo.
crate voters in said election.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21
FOR SALE


FOR SALE will sell you the best
steel hitching post in Ardmorc, al
the shop or set II, will repair your
screens, or put up new ones, make
anything wanted about residence.
office ~ place OF business. also
have F,reless cookers for sale.
charges reasonable. Write me u
pOsta! and let me figure with you.
D. r. Edwards, 4J9 a. ST, y W.
Phone S92 red 2tf
FOR SALE-5-room house ana lot
on Stanley Ave. All modern con
venienccs. 60 acres of land in
Johnston county, five miles south
OF Milburu, partially improved,
also horse, surrey and harness.
III health OF family causes me 10
break up and move. VIII sell very
cheap Address Box 5l4, Ardmore,
Okla 2lm
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-03-21

W ANlED Young men to learn au.
tomob.ic business by mail aud pre-
pare tor position, as chaGours aud
repair men We make Won expert n
ton weeks, assist YOU ,o secure po.
sijion Pay biz, work pleasant;
demand for men great. reasonable
write Tor particulars aud sample
lesson. Empire Automobile lnst,-
tute Rochester. y. Y 203
AGENTS WANTED We pay $50 a
month salary and furnish rig and
all expenses to Introduce poultry
and stock powders new pan.
steady work Biglcr CO.. y go.
Springfield Illinois.
Statesmen WANTED To sell groc.
cIs. druggists. conf. ctiOuers. $l25
monthly and expenses. California
cider n Extract co. ISL Leniu.Ncll,
St Louis, Mo.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-11
In Little Old New York
BY NORMAN

NEW YORK, Jan. 11.-Perhaps
description of the Hippodrome
show may be interesting to what
Press readers do not expect to get
down to Little New York this
winter and take in the sights
There Is no other show like 1t in
the country. and 1t Is not likely
there will be for some years to
come.
The Hippodrome seats $500 peo-
pie, and gives two performances
every day. II is the only play
house in front of which you Will
find ticket spectators at every
performance. from the opening of
the season until the close. The
gallery entrances are on 43d-st and
l4thet.
In moderate weather people be-
GIN to line up at these doors be-
fore 9 O'Clock, have seen 200 peo-
pie in the line at each door before
Z o'clock and on a Saturday even
ing | have seen the line on 43rd-st
extending more than half the dis
tance from Sixth-ay. to Fifth-ay--
y long block.
The first OF the three parts into
which this years show Is divided
a called "A Trip TO Japan" The
flrxe scene Ia laid before a. hotel
n Old Point Comfort. and cir
ON II introduced with clowns.
BAREBACK riders. trained animals
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-11

and other performers. The next
scene shows ferry house in New
York. There is a horse car. just
about the same size as the real
ones that run along the river front,
and an exact imitation. There are
cabs, and wagons, and newsboys,
and policemen, and everything
that one sees along river. Next is
the pier in Hoboken, with a great
steamer at the back Of the stage.
At the close of the scene she sails
majestically away, with whistle
blowing hoarsely and band play
ing aft.
Next comes the most beautiful
spectacle of the eyeang - New
York harbor by night. The view is
from the Jersey shore, and at the
back of the stage, beyond the i'm
itation water. is an exact represen-
tation of New York as it appears
from the river, with the windows
OF the skyscrapers all lit up, and
the Singer dome light (winkling
high above all. The panaroma
moves. so that the scene shifts
southwark. The Brooklyn bridge
stretches over to the dimly-lighted
"city of churches" A glimpse of
the scattered lights along the Long
Island shore, and the picture van
fishes. Two scenes in Japan com
plete the first part. The second,
closing with q lantern ballet, and
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-11
The Raise in Rates on the
Inland Empire.


The Press desires to voice this sentiment.
It seems strange that the moment James j. Hill secured
control OF the big electric system he had to push up the
prices all along the line.
The road was doing big business before During the
time huge crowds went to Liberty Lake and Occur
d. Aene taking advantage of the fair passenger rates
Is Hill making the people pay for the cost of him buying
the road? Is he making the people pay for the cost of the
frightful wreck of last August?
Hill may not be making the people pay for either Of
these things but you bet ten to that the people
paying for sort of proposition which should not
enter into the matter of increasing suburban passenger
rates.
The road claims that absolutely necessary raise
the rates to Occur dAlene so per cent the trains
being at loss under the old fare tariff Has the road
figured the great loss of traffic which will result dur
ing the time from that same so per raise?
The announcement states that commuters rates have
not been changed That's fine but the commuters not
the who would feel the effects of raise most
way The hundreds and thousands of people who go out
to the lakes with their families hot Sundays
the hit hardest Many family will do without
their pleasant little day outings because they can't pay
SO cents ticket for it.
The business men and the citizens at large should get
behind movement to compel the Hill interests to main
tain reasonably low rates. Hill already digging enough
money out of Spokanes pockets through charging
chants for shipments from the east than Seattle ship
pers pay
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-11

some 900 people on the enormous
stage, is gorgeous in the extreme.
The second part is The Ballet
of Jewels and is remarkable prin-
cipally for its magnificent costume
effects. Various squads of chorus
girls are dressed to represent diff
ferent precious stones, in filmy
garments covered with glittering
near-gems that almost put your
eye out.
Then comes "a Journey to the
Center of the Earth" 1t opens in
New Zealand A miners wife has
been stolen by some mysterious
beings and carried down an ex
tinct crater into the earth. The
miners go to rescue her, accom-
panied by band OF Maoris. These
MaoriS, 60 in number, were import
ed for the Hip show, and do a num-
Der of startling native dances be-
fore the volcano expedition begins.
The second scene shows the top
of the mountain, the third the in
terror of the crater, where the res
cuers find terrible dwarf, whom
they force to guide them into the
bowels of the earth. This dwarf
makes fearful faces, and greatly
alarms the children who go to the
show. But he doesn't look terrible
at all when one sees him coming
out of his boarding house in
44th-st, with human clothes on his
little body. and a cigar between his
teeth.
Next we see the magic water
fall, with real water just pouring
and FLASHING all over the stage
Last of all is the courtyard of the
Inca kings palace. 1t is the Inca
king who has stolen the miners
wife. Most oil the stage is taken
up with the huge tank, in which
the water is sixe feet deep In this
scene occurs the most remarkable
feature of the show, which sends
people away wondering how in the
world it is done.
At the far side of the tank steps
lead down into the water. First
a company of men, in half-armor,
walk down the steps slowly, in per-
feet time with the music. The
water comes up to their knees,
then to their waists, then to the
necks, then their heads vanish and
they are gone. Not a riple-noth-
ing. The water closes over them,
and that is all. Fifteen minutes
later "a girls do the same thing,
Singing and laughing, they march
down into the water and disappear.
The last you see of them, their
faces smile gayly at you as the
water closes over them.
would be glad to tell now this
is done, if knew, but ] don't. 1t
has got me going. The theater
people have thus far succeeded in
keeping it a secret
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-11
Expensive Errand Boys,
These Railroads and
Express Companies.

same eggs.
Who got the difference of $24OO0O000?
The farmer raised the hens took of Them fed them
housed hem and paid about so cents apiece for the
of each It cost him not less than $75O00O0O to keep
the hens satisfied and prolific.
So, all together his earnings reduced to 1925 000
600
But somebody else got $24OO0O0OO which is $l5OOO-
900 more than the farmer received
From the time the eggs left the farmer to the time they
reached the the price them almost dou-
bled And the consumer, of course, paid
Somewhere there is leech in the egg market and the
butter market and the meat market and the grocery
ket and all the other markets. that is sucking away the
American consumers pocketbook.
Until this leech is found and beheaded prices of living
will be tremendously high and will grow higher just
long there remains anything in the pocketbook to be
sucked out.
1t has not yet been shown that the leech is not the rail
road and the express companies.
In 1909 the traction companies increased their indebted
ness by one billion and fifteen million dollars The inter
est that be paid this of course out Of the
publc's pocketbook
And the express companies during the year paid div
dends that ranked among the highest the whole list of
industrial institutions.
They're expensive errand boys the railroads and the
express companies who bring the eggs from the farmer
to you.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-11

Dear Dad:
mot to put too fine a point upon
it, they are liars" quoth Champ
Clark, leader of the democratic mi
nority, in the course of few brief
remarks in the house Of represen-
tatives. Now that is what | call
plain, wholesome speech. Every
little while Champ displays a
knack at such. In this instance
Mr.. Clark was paying his respects
to the gentlemen who charge oppo-
sition to ship subsidies to lack of
patriotism and brides by foreign
ship companies.
By the way, have you heard of
the Champ Clark presidential
boom? Yep. Sure enough one. He
modestly admits it. You see. it
Soes like this: Congressional cleo
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-11
PENCIL POINTS:

Judge thinking congressional
the w. w. among his supporters?
If the railroads blacklist the striking they will be max
mistake They will rritate public sen
ment instt much farther.
BY way, you slipped yet? It's all the
mighty G. political squakins and sroanng
overtime
Hartman may have the of in the
block
to holding to the same
good young mortality
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-11

SALEM, Ore.-The jury in the
trial OF George Meyers, son OF a
prominent capitalist, charged with
shooting Policeman Tom Eckhart,
at Salem, brought in a verdict, this
morning, of murder in the second
degree. The defense will appeal.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-11
[SkSSlNT(MATE
.MsaH7'IAR|'!66RRESPo NDENcE
b VI al A.laSHa < - - "a = -
BY- RATA

tons; out goes Cannon; democratic
majority; Speaker Champ Clark
c'Uncle Champ?'), democratic
hope for presidential elections;
nominee Clark! Anybody can beat
Taft (Which is not such Joke,
ether; President Clark of Mo-;
Whoopee!
| think the interest manifested
by certain of the capitalistic press
in the presidential possibilities Of
Gaynor and Harmon Is to be traced
to the rapidly forming conclusion
that our fat friend from Ohio is one
soft mark politically. Sincerely,
RATH.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-11

NEW YORK-Seligman & Co,
the bankers. today received word
from Paris of the death of VIM.
Seligman, who was second oldest
of the eight Seligman brothers
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-11

The American farmer in
1909 received $780, 100000
for the egg crop!
The American consumer
paid $540,000,0 for the
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-11
NO CHANCE FOR A FLUkE.

''Did the baby make a hit with
it's bachelor uncle?"
Eyes. 1t was sound asleep when
he called"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-11

on the label of each When that date
arrives subscription again been paid in advance
your taken from the list change of date the address
label is a receipt
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-11
what with monoplanes
and memorials, tn old fogy
is forced ter do his knockin'
monologue in monotones."

isn't your hat rather curious in
shape asked the uniformed man.
Certainly answered his wife.
1T has to be. Any hat that wasn't
curious in shape would look queer"
Washington Star.
Let the man who discovers the
first rUDln have his proofs ready.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-11

One Heriberto Barron is running
for president of Mexico in New
York. His faith in Tammanys
power must be sublime.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-11

Illinois farmer carried dynamite
in his pocket, fell on it. and was
hurt It's not known why he car
ried it so long. unless he thought
it was a letter his wife had given
him to mail.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-11

Throughout the city pro-
tests against the radical
increase in passenger rates
on the Inland Empire sys-
tenn are being heard. and
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-11

How fast do you run your auto?'
Eight miles an hour. She'll go
faster. but | am no speed fiend."
How long have you had herr"
1.-TWO days. Washington Her
aid.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-11
N THE BAD LANDS.

Stranger-Did the lynching victim have last words?
Tombstone Ted-No this a lynched-not a
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-11

Sunday and Daily Press, 10 cents
a week. delivered.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-11
SIS Humor AEpything --Have Smile
PRESSOGRAPHS

try to scout for heiresses who
would like to wed the Servian
princes. Unfortunately the scout
ing will very likely be successful.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-11

Hear about Perkins? Pretty
tough"
mo. What?"
THE poor fellow dropped into
the vernacular, bumped against a
bard word, and split his infinitive.' -
Life.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-11
WORSE THAN sTRABIsMUS.

Oculst-How you troubled with your eyesight?
Patient can't where coming
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-01-11

Sir A. Conan Doyle will not ref
cree the Jeffries-Johnson fight.
Press agents will now APPROACH
Tolstoi with a proposition.