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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-07-05

'sFrom WHAT
''Phaiacrosis." repeated the doctor.
Whereupoo everybody sat up and
took notice: the attorneys put on dig
nifed ssudious air: the honorable court
pricked up his ears: one and all cen.
tered their gaze unon the defendant
who acquired that reddish tint which
proclaimed that at last be had been
discovered.
what is this phalacrosisy' asked
the prosecutor.
ut IS q sort Of chronic disease OF an
inflammatory nature which Affects GER
tain cranial tissues"
Does it affect the mind. cause In
sanity or anything like that?'
well. I shouldn't wish to answer
that question rs an expert because
am not posing rs an expert. but |
have known some persons who were
suffering from the disease TO become
raving maniacs. others merely foolish.
some showed destructive and pugilis-
tic tendencies. while many others have
suffered for years aud never shown
any mental abnormaNties."
well. doctor. just tell the Jury all
about this sickness"
Il decline to do SO. am not an ex.
pert In such diseases and was not
summoned here ~ an expert witness.
You will have to call In an expert to
answer your question"
And there the matter rested. The
prosecutor told the justice and jury the
case was not OF sufficient importance
to warrant the calling OF expensive
experts and that they would have to
ignore the doctors testimony as unsup
ported and unworthy of credence. Blu,
the jury promptly acquitted the lead
ing citizen. because" as the foreman
explained. doc said there was some.
thing the matter with his head-'phal
acrosis' he called it,
When the prosecutor got back to his
Office he sought enlightenment and ir
his dictionary found the following:
"Phalacrosis-bald Medicines"
The doctor also explained out OF
court. and the relations between the
medical and legal professions in thai
village are still Chicago
Record Herald.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-07-05
YOUR HAT
May Me Stylish One, But It Makes
Trouble.

May Me a Styiish One, But u Makes
Trouble.
A man usually buys hat that's sin
STYLE" but the modern hat for men has
lots to answer for.
Baldheads are growing more mum
erous every day. Hats make excellent
breeding places for the parasitic germs
which sap the life from the roots Of
the hair.
When your hair begins to fall out
and your scalp is full of Dandrugg, il
is sure sign that these countless
germs are busily at work
There is but one way to overcome
the trouble and kill the germs-that
way is to apply Newbro's Herpicide Ia
the scalp it win kin the germs and
healthy hair is sure to result.
Sold by leading druggists Send 10c
il stamps for sample to The Herpicide
Co, Detroit Mich One dollar bottles
guaranteed A. g. L1ken Z Co, Spec.
ial Agents.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-07-05

He didn't drink.
He waited in the
hope that some
body would come
in and show him
what was what.
Well. In q few
minutes a big
chap in a red
shirt entered. He,
too. ordered whis-
Ky. and he, too,
got a broom.
The tenderfoot
W q { G b e d him
closely. He poured
himself . gener-
GUS drink. tossed
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-07-05
Ranches Of Northwestern
States Using Combined
Reapers and Threshers.
CROP WORTH 100000, 900
WHEAT CROP OF THE DISTRICT
GsTIMATEo At FROM IS TO 60
MILLIONS OF eUsHELs-LARoE
APPLE CROP.

Spokane. Wash. July 5.-Harvest-
ing has begun In the valleys In the
southern part OF the Inland Empire
and ranchers predict that work will be
we'll under way In from 10 days to
two weeks In harvesting the 100000
600 crop OF grain, grasses, vegetables
and fruits. which bankers in Spokane
and throughout the Northwest say
can be financed without calling upon
eastern institutions for funds.
The first combined machines started
heading this season on the ridges near
Eureka. Wash. and at Culdesac. Idaho.
Others will follow between now and
July Is, and thousands OF men and
horses and hundreds OF machines will
be drawn into service In various parts
OF Washington. Oregon, Idaho and
Montana, and when the products of
the fields are housed. many of the men
will 90 into orchards to harvest what
now gives promise OF being the best
crop OF apples and other fruits in the
history OF the country.
The wheat crop in parts of Wash
ington. Oregon, Idaho and Montana,
comprising the Inland Empire. is es-
timated at from 100000 to $4,000, 900
bushels. OF which between $4,000. 900
and 34.500,000 will be harvested in IA
counties In eastern Washington. Re-
ports received by the Spokane cham
Der OF commerce indicate that Whit
man. Lincoln, Walla Walla, Adams
and Douglas Grant counties will lead
In the order named. These five coun-
ties produced 27.25O.O00 bushels OF
wheat In 1909. Whitman county report
Ing S,50O,OOO bushels.
Reports from many districts In Ore
Gon. Idaho and Montana also show
that prospects are bright for large
yields OF grain and hay, and 1t Is pre-
dicted that the grain and hay crops
Of the four states will be greater than
ever before. Much old grain Is held
In eastern Washington but growers
believe prices will stiffen before the
1910 crop Ia ready for shipment and
that the season will be active.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-07-05

CLIMBED Up HIS LADDER AND OUT or
THE GRAVE
time he had finished be had "toomed''
tempted, his whisky BOTTLE. Then he
sat on the last rung Of the ladder and
slept the sleep of the just till long aft
er dawn. Soon the stagecoach came
numbering along. and the guard Justify
sounded his horn as the coach passed
the church. The blast awoke the grave
digger. and he climbed up his ladder
and out Of the grave. On looking
round the churchyard and ending him.
self alone he exclaimed. with q dolefdl
shake Of bis head. This II a puir, puir
show for Kirkintilloch"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-07-05
Anon.
An Urgent Call.

an OT0OuS ~1us
In q Scottish village a small boy
once raised q hubbub In the parish
church. His mother had bought a
Sleeps head and left it to cook. tell.
ing him to watch 1t while she went to
church.
The minister had reached his ''fifth-
"" when the boy thrust his head In
at the door and whispered. ''Mither.'
The good woman recognized her SON
instantly and made signs to him to go
away.
"Mither! again came the whisper
The mother shook her finger at the
boy and her head too.
But the boy was In earnest Raising
his voice. he shouted. ''Nither. We
needna wink an blink ut me. but ye'd
better come ava hame at once, for
the Sleeps heads bu1tin' q the
dumplins cot y the kaA pat.'
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-07-05

position which opened last May, and
will continue until December. All the
leading countries are artistically and
commercially represented, and the ex-
hibitions, which are five in number
stretch practically across the entire
town. They include the agricultural
and stock raising show to illustrate
the staple industries of the country. an
industrial exposition to show the pro-
gress the republic is making in manu-
featuring and engineering trades, an
exhibition of hygiene and an exhibit
ton of railways and communications.
Another function, which is to be
held while the conference is in ses-
sion, is the unwilling of several monu-
ments. the most magnificent being the
one to commemorate independence,
which has been erected on the Playa
de Mayo, the principal square Of Bue-
nos Ayres, at a cost of 100000.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-07-05

days and in those
parts was q very
W eird dri u K.
@ u e er e 6 e cts
were sure to fol-
low 1t. The ten
derfoot knew he
must expect some
thing out Of the
common, but for
all that he was
taken aback when
the b aete q d e T
handed him q
8 NJ all W hisk
broom along with
the bottle q n d
rIn~O
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-07-05
The Choose Was Tame,

A prominent man who was inspect.
ing a cooking school partook freely
Of the dishes that were prepared by
the pupils Il have no dread Of these
one who has eaten in France learns
to eat boldly. Think OF the French
cheeses alone. Why. one afternoon in
restaurant in the Boulevard des
Italiens l heard Il guest shout angrily
waiter. look here: This cheese il
walking all over the table,
"'Ah. have no fear. monsieur. l,
won't escape the waiter replied. II
it goes too far just call Jules. Julesv
1t always answers to its name.'"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-07-05
lmoaeixAhla.

ImpeeiSn1olo.
do you think 1t a wise thing to
send boy away to college. BtnksT'
asked Rippleton.
"Oh. yes" replied Binks. Teaches
him independence"
But doesn't he get out OF touch with
home inf1uencesY' persisted Rippleton
mot altogether" said BinkA He
gets away FROM the home influences,
but the touch goes On forever."-Lip-
pincott's.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-07-05
Quick Witted.

A number Of years ago, when the
then Chicago Record was placing its
foreign correspondents. George AIDE
was sent abroad by Victor f. Lawson
for the purpose Of selecting the best
men he could ind. AIDE did all right
until he got into Servia. There he
found all the newspaper men in Jail
for political offenses. He was in q
quandary, 80 he cabled to Mr.. Lawson:
Newspaper men all in jail. Press
censor very strict"
Lawson promptly cabled back:
make press censor correspondent"
And AIDE did It.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-07-05
eilial Repartss.

Richard Brinsley Sheridan. who was
always distressed for money. was ous
day hacking his face with.a dull rasor
when he turned to his eldest son and
said:
tom. II you open any more oysters
with my razor I'll cut you on with q
shilling"
"very well. father" said Tom. 'but
where wUl you get the shiliins?"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-07-05
Terre Haute, Indianapolis
E Eastern Traction Co.
Eaafern nfva~anm
Eastern Division

Trains leave Richmond for Indian
apolis and intermediate stations q,
500 A. NJ: '7:25: 500: 1926; 1000:
1880: 1900: 100: 1925: 800: 400:
'5:25; 600: 1880: $40; 900; 1000:
11:10.
Limited Trains.
Last Car to INDIANAPOLIS. $40 p. n
Last Car to New Castle, 1000 p. n
Trains connect at Indianapolis FOL
Lafayette. Frankfort, Crawfordsville
Terre Haute. Clinton. Sullivan, Mar
tinsville. Lebanon and Paris. III.
Tickets sold through.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-07-05
hydronuoric Acid.

Hyd.onuoric acid Is the best agent
to use for. removing sand from cast
ings. particularly those of iron and
steel. MS It attacks the sand and dis
solves ii. while other acids attack the
metal and only loosen the sand 20 that
it falls or.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-07-05

GUS Of10k. tossed CAREFULLY CLEANED
It on and. taking THE FLOOR.
up his whisk broom. went over into
a corner and carefully cleaned on the
door a space about seven feet by three.
There he lay down and had q it
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-07-05
The Only One to Rise.

The Only One to Rise.
There was an old gravedigger In the
Scotch burg Of Kirkintilloch who was
exceedingly uious in his own way and
also exceedingly fond of his dram OF
"whusky."
One beautiful summer evening he
commenced to dig grave, and by the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-07-05
Didn't inspire Him.

OidnE unopjP0 Him.
When Lafayette visited Virginia be
was entertained with other eminent
guests by President Monroe at Oak
Hill. Leesburg. too. the historic town
nine miles from Monroe's country seat,
accorded him honors on that occasion,
and ut q dinner at that town John
Quincy Adams delivered q famous
toast to the surviving patriots Of the
Revolution, who. he said, were like the
sibynine leaves-the fewer they be-
came the more precious they were.
On the return to Oak Hill another
Of Monroe's guests said to MT. Adams:
Excuse the impertinence. but would
you not tell me what inspired the
beautiful sentiment Of your toast to-
day."
why" replied MFR. Adams. lit was
suggested this morning by the picture
of the sibyl that hangs in the hall OF
the Oak Hill mansion"
How stranger remarked the less
brilliant guest 81 have looked at that
picture many times during the past
years. and that thought never occurred
to me-"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-07-05
THE SCRAP BOOK

A Business Brand Of Booze.
3 In the old bonanza days raw ten.
derfoot entered a mining camp saloon
and ordered whisky. Whisky in those
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-07-05
T0Z-for
Sore Feet

Tired, Aching, Swollen, Smelly,
eweaty Feet? corns, caliouses or
eunions? Use TiZ. It's Sure, Quick
And Certain.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-07-05
Star and Soul.

a star circled on its sphere
Unseen. for the sun was on high.
And men looked up. ana they said,
There 10 not . star In the sky"
But darkness came, 0inging ttS curtain
afar.
And behold In the heavens . luminous
A beautiful soul upon earth
Was dulled by the shine OF its joys,
Obscured by the radiance OF mirth
And hid by the world and its toys.
But sorrow came. dinging tts blackness
afar.
And the beautiful soul shone out like .
star.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-07-05

BTOOD THERE AND glass.
FlpGErko. Tenderfoot like.
he didn't care to expose his ignorance
by asking what the whisk broom was
for, so he just stood there and 6dgeted
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-07-05
Caught tho Fever.

An Irish policeman who was also
something Of sportsman had been
posted on road near Dublin to catch
the scorching motorist. Presently one
came along at twenty miles an hour.
and the policeman saw it pass without
sign. Next came a large motor
travelling at forty miles an hour. and
the eyes OF the guardian Of the public
frightened. And then one passed at
the rate Of mile a minute. 'Begor-
"a" said Pat. slapping his thigh,
that's the best OF the lotv
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-10-27
: ALEXANDRIA, GAZETTE AND vIRGINIA ADVERTISER.
alexandria Gazette.
THURSDAY EVENING, OCT. p
The rurkish Doctor, Oath.

In Turkey they have Hippocratic
oath. though they do not call 1t by
that name. 1t is given In Al-Kulliyeh,
the magazine published by the Syrian
Protestant college In Beirut To each
Of the graduates in medicine the oath
was administered by the Turkish head
of the medical examining board. we
cite few of the pledges:
i. 'sThat when | am called at the same
time by two different patients, the one
rich and the other poor, / will accept
the call Of the poor without taking
into consideration the money offered
and Will do my best for his treatment,
and that will never decline to an
swer any call, day or night, during the
reign of common diseases or OF an
epidemic or of contagious diseases.
''That I will not ask extra fees from
the patients and will not act against
my conscience by exaggerating their
sickness In order to get the calling
fees.
"That In case of doubt as to the
treatment Of a patient will not leave
his life in danger through failure to
consult other doctors on account OF
my pride"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-10-27

Cruelty and fear shake hands TO-
eether -Balzac.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-10-27
Modern Bookmaking.

A large bindery may have capacity
of 10000 books a day. The resources
of sonse of these binderies are won
derful. There is an instance on record
where a publishing house took an or
der on Monday for cloth covered
limo. volume of $50 pages and ac-
tually shipped 1000 copies of the book
on the following Wednesday. The
type was set by machinery for the
entire $50 pages before work stopped
Monday night. Electrotype plates were
made so rapidly that on Tuesday morn
ing several printing presses were set
In motion. In the meantime covers
were made In the bindery, and by
Wednesday morning the binders had
the book in hand. Two thousand vol
umes were completed that day, and
the edition of 10000 was entirely out
of the way before Saturday night. In
modern bookbinding machinery. as in
the production Of printing presses,
America leads the world.-Philadel-
phia North American.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-10-27
Wnman Prisoners In Japan.

The cells in every japanese prison
are practically sleeping dormitories, as
the prisoners are engaged in the work
sheds all day or attending lectures and
lessons in educational subjects, de-
pertinent and morality. The small jap
anese woman prisoner is even taught
how to serve tea properly. because the
japanese have grasped the fundamen'
tai truth that whatever raises wom-
ans self respect helps to eliminate bad
habits-in a word, to reform her. The
keen zest of the prisoners in Japan
contrasts with the hopeless, hunted
look Of our women prisoners in Eng
land. In Japan the women prisoners
are learning. learning, learning all the
time. They are given prizes and deco
rative rewards for excellence. They
are being encouraged instead OF re-
pressed. Everything is done to instill
real desire for permanent REFORM
London Express.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-10-27
In Memoriam.

A policeman was entertaining some
friends to an afternoon tea. when one
Of them, with an inquisitive turn OF
mind, happened to see on a shelf a
glass shade, underneath which was
brick, with some flowers upon 1t.
The friend, thinking they we're me-
mentos of some heroic deeds or were
perhaps of some historical interest
asked the policeman why he kept that
brick underneath the glass shade
"That brick" replied the son Of the
night, as what l had thrown at me at
the last election"
"And what about the fowersT fur-
Their inquired the friend.
Then flowers" continued the pc
liceman, with a smile that wouldn't
come of, "came off the grave OF the
man that threw the brick. "-Pearsons
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-10-27
FIFTY YExTE ExPEfyrENCl
AN OLD NURSE.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup Is the
prescription of one Of tho best female
physicians and nurses in tho United
States, and has been used for fifty years
with never-failing success by millions OF
mothers for their children. It relieves
the child from pain, cures diarrhoea,
gripping in the bowels. and wind cole.
By giving health 70 the child Il Kpsts the
mother. twenty-five oefits bottle.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-10-27
Still In the RinQ.

az hear your engagement with young
Gotrox has been broken Of" said the
first fair daughter Of Eve.
"Well, you are entitled to another
hearing" rejoined fair daughter No. 2
as she held up q graceful hand ON
which a solitaire sparkled. you can
see for yourself that am still in the
rinoO
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-10-27
a Banquet For Horses.

! Banquets prepared exclusively for
animals are not altogether unknown In
England. The aged inmates Of the
Home Of Rest for Horses, Westcroft
farm, Cricklewood, celebrate each New
Years day with sumptuous repast.
The menu for the last banquet con-
sisted Of Jumps Of sugar, chopped car
rots, apples, brown and white bread
and biscuits. These were mixed to-
gether In a wooden box and placed out
side each stable d6or.-London Fam
tlv Herald.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-10-27

HoArseness in a child subject TO
Group is sure indication OF the APP
proach Of the disease. II Chamber
laln's Cough Remedy is given at once
or even after the croupy cough has ap-
cared, it will prevent the attack. Con-
aims no poison. Sold by W. F. ofeigb
ton and Richard Gibson.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-10-27
Hard Luck.

Chief-Tell me, sir. why you have 50
utterly failed to get clew to this
crime. Detective-'Tain't my fault
The reporters are down on me, an
they won't tell me acknowledgement
Leader,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-10-27
His Exact Weiuht.

Angler twho is telling his big fish
story)-What weight was he? Well,
they hadn't right weights at the inn.
but he weighed exactly 1atiron, two
eggs and a bit Of soap.-Punch.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-10-27
Art Today.

"She is being fitted for the stage"
Studying hard, presumed"
"Oh. no; just being fitted with the
necessary gowns. louisville Courier
Journal
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-19

RI VI cayeti aud wife to !. M Hol-
lis. s25-oS, $3.50, south 50 feet Of lot
s, block 266. Chickasha.
w r Phillips to N ) James, 5-1s.l,
SITS, lot TO- block Is, Phillips addition,
Chitkasha.
b. q Wells % William Asper.
5-i7-l0, 5000, all Of block D, Scott
Jones addition Chickasha
Isabella Lewis 10 Y Bronaugf ct al,
5-i6-l0, $3.50, MA sE; Ela sa sE a3 /;
Me sW; sE NV sW; 81 sW Sl-9-e
+. NJ. Estes, IT to Harmie Cum
mings ct al, s-3o-io 500, lois i, block
8, Rocky Ford, Okla
N W. Palmer to G n Erwin, 8iG.lQ
81 $50, WE SIC NV ~; lots 70 and
II, section 30; Eh SIC NE; south "a
acres Of Sc NE NE, i91-7
T. J Norwood to clark Rutherford
5-lS1o. sS25, lot 8, block 252, ehicka
sha.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-19

A IMMINENT FOR EXTERNAL USE

Baby coming be Of 1N&<Tl
phngon the E1xN f1l
an preparation med 49, &1sl
Ito be linment be applied to
composed Of oils medicines which the and
gaments
all
and tissues ens the pain
health sold
FREQ book containing
THE BRRDEIELD CO.. ATLANTA "a.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-05-19

BUSINESS
GROWING


Guthrie Okla. May Preliminary
sheets Of State Labor Commissioned
Charles Daugherys 1909 report give
statistics concerning the telephone
and Wholesale business Of Oklahoma
that show great Vitality and growth
ia these branches Of commerce and in
dustry.
The total capital invested Ia lhe
telephone companies reporting to The
labor commissioner is $C,il3,3OS for
1893 against $5,520,S52 in 1908; re-
ceipts for gross income for lgsg, $L-
9S4,39s; for 1908, sl,7f02s wages
$S42.sSS for 1903, sSll767 for 1908.
Nsiolessie houses to the number Of
1903 report a capital Of $4.S7OO95;
employing l529 people paying ST.
425. a65 in wages and selling $2407i,.
ISL worth Of merchandise. groceries,
medicine, millineries. dry goods, and
other commodities during the year.
As against the Wholesalers report.
ing to the commissioner for 1908, a
great increase is shown For ihaJ
year only ~ houses, with sales re-
ported of si7SoS, ,2as.
Of the 1909 wholesale establish
neBis. ~; ara whalesai groceries;
the 1909 sales being $lO,9So.306 Three
packing plants reported $2,52S, 4S6 ln
sales for 1908. against $2.OOo,OOO in
1908. Twenty-three produce wholesal-
ers report that they sold 81 100000 in
fruit and vegetables during 1909
against twenty similar establishments
selling 100000 during 1908. Thirteen
implement houses report sales Of ST..
1881: poultry and egg dealers. ten
iu number. report s399,749 in sales
three dry goods and millinery houses
report an output Of $9O,sO5; two sash
and door factories report an output Of
$4,000; and thirteen other misceI
laneous wholesale businesses with 10.
tai sales Of s2.S27 600