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Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-12
VIEWS AND vARIETIEe
Clever Sayings


 q enjoy grand opera" "But they sing 1t in Italian or French" That's all right with me. They can't sing it in dialect"-Louisville Courier-Jour- nal.
 The Mayor-Just think. Admiral, I've married twenty .peopie fin two hours Admiral-Weli that's only ten knots an hour.-Pele Mele.
 Belle-But do you think you and he are suited to each other2 Neli--Oh, perfectly. Our tastes are quite simi- lar. I don't care much for him, and he doesn't care much for me.-Figaro.
 Excited Naturalist-Are you aware, my dear sir, that this gate post of yours is the femur of an ornithoBceli- da? Farmer (apologetically)-I always don't match the other post nohow.- Puck.
 The Chambered Nautilus was boast ing of it's growth. "Shucks" we cried, i've tear down 12-story office buildings to put up 32-story sltyscrapers" Here with it complained to Holmes that It's patent was infringed.-New York Sun.
 The Kind Lady--You clear off, or TIT set the dog at you. The Tramp-Ah, low deceptive is 'uInan natur'. Fer two nights I've slept fin yer barn, eaten of yer poultry an drunk of yer cider. an now yer treats mo as an utter stranger. --rhe Sketch.
 Game warden-This deer was found dead on your premises, and yet you deny that you killed it2 Farmer- Waal it happened like this My wife was throwin' a stun at the hens, an some way the deer, which was feedin roun' back O the barn, got hit,-BOE- ton Herald.
 Has your husband said anything about swearing off2" "No. This isn't the time when he swears on" Most men do so at the beginning of the year." T know. but the only time my husband ever swears off is when he swears off his taxes."-Chieago Record Herald.
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MAUD's DEBUT.

You make your debut Maud tonightt I read 1t in the papers, And know well you'll make a hit With all your pretty capers. And ardent swains will battle well To win you for a dance, Each crowning you in rivalry With wreaths of Loves romance. Dear me, how Time flies by! It aeema But yesterday that you Were making mud pies in the sand As proper children do. And then last summer when We met Though after many years, An. how you dirted! I recall You left me all in tears. But 'tis old hist'ry now--all this To you-and twas no sin. Tonight dear child, you're coming out To take another i'm
 -Young's Magazine
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-12
EPIDEMIC OF ITCH IN
 WELSH VILLAGE

"In Dowlais, South Wales, about fifteen years ago, families were stricken wholesale by a disease known as the itch. Believe me, it is the most terrible disease of it's kind that I know of, as it itches all through your body and makes your life an inferno. Sleep is out of the question and you feel as if million mosquitos were attacking you at the same time. I knew a dozen families that were so infected.
 sThe doctors did their best but their remedies were of no avail whatever. Then the families tried chemist who was noted far and wide for his remark able cures, but his medicine made mat ters still worse. As a last resort they were advised by a friend to use the Cuticura Remedies. I am glad to tell you that after a few days treatment with Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Re solvent. the effect was wonderful and the result was perfect cure in all cases. Thomas Hugh. 1850 w. Huron St., Chicago, Ill.,, June 28. 1909. :"
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-12
JEWETT CITY
Frank CouIam Dies SuddenIy-Five- NH Tsx nmended-Ministers Meet at M. E. Parsonage

Tuesday morning Frank Coulam Wied suddenly at o'clock al his home MT Cou1zm was a machine printer in the Aspinook bleschery and went to Work usual Monday morning Not feellng well during the forenoon. he went home He grew rapidly worse death resulting in less than twenty four hours Mir Coulam was subject Co Esfld attacks of heart trouble and had recently been under treatment Tor ff
 Mir Coularn came here with his fam fly five years ago and began his du- ties az a printer for the Aspinook Co., where ever since he has steadily prov @n himself a master of his trade He was q cheerful lzind-hearted man. whree acduaintances soon became his fast friends and everyone with whom he came in contact felt the effect of his genial nature
 He was born in Louth, England June g. 1854 He was a member of the Cengregational Mems club and all SO of the Printers association. He is survived by his wife and an only ehiid- Harold F. Couiam three broth fEs- William Henry and Vincent Cou- lam Of Lowell. Mass. and two sis terx- Mrs William Makant of Som erri1ie- Mass. and Mrs. Elliott Adams of Providence
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-12
Meetina of Dorcas Circle.
COLCHESTER
Burial of Miss GoIdberg-Yiddish Ac tors to Present Play in Norwich.

MT and Mrs. G. H. Davis of Pine Hill farm, Hebron, were in town Sun day
 Miss Evelyn Strong and Miss Ruby Bigelow left Sunday afternoon for Co., lumbia, where they are teaching
 The body of a Jewish girl named Goldberg was brought here for burial Sunday afternoon. She was 13 years old. Burial was in the Jewish ceme- tery on the East Haddam road.
 Charles NJ. Reade of Willimantic was a caller here Monday
 MT. and Mrs. George A. Peck of Ell Nido farm were guests of Mrs. Peck s parents on Linwood avenue Sunday.
 Robert Gilmore who is working at Con1stock's Bridge, was at his home in town over Sunday.
 William Maynard of North Plains was in town Tuesday.
 Colchester lodge, A. O. U. w, held a meeting Tuesday evening. Officers were elected for the ensuing year.
 MT. and Mrs. William Clark of Leb- anon were recent visitors in town.
 Henry F. Sehadee of Willimantic
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WHAT IS GOING ON TcNIeHT

Moving Pictures and 1liustrateoASonss mt Breed Thezter.
 Vaudeville and Motion Pictures at Auditorium
 Vaudeville and Motion Pictures at Broadway Theater-
 Goethe Lodge. No 7s. l. O. O. F., meets in P0nemsh Hall, Taftville.
 Norwich Grange. No. TIP, P. of H., szreets in Pythisn Hall
 Local No s4s. L B. E. W, meets in Ez-Denters' Hall
 Thames Council. No. 1851. R. A., nneets in Foresters' Hall
 Norwich Lodge. No. IF, A. O. [. w.. meets in Germania Hall
 Painters and Decorators Union meets iu C. L. |. Hall
 Sschem Chapter. No 57 o. E. S., meets in Buckingham Memorial.
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was in town Monday in the interests of the telephone company.
 Abraham Agranovitch was in Moodus Tuesday.
 Louis Baldwin of New Haven was a caller here Monday.
 William ChantIey of Salem was in town Monday.
 The company of actors from New York and this place which produced the play King Lear in Grange hall last week will go to Norwich later and produce it in that city. They are to put on another play here later on in Jewish and English
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FULL ASSOCIATED
 PRESS DEsPATcHEc
POETRY.
THE CLASSMATES.

 He isn't distinguished and yet
 read about him every das' Mediocre, he chances to get
 Ills name in the papers some WAyf It isn't through talent or art,
 It isn't through genius or BraHh. But he got a wonderful start;
 For he was a classmate or IhhL He bobs up herp. there, everywher@ Upon the most trivial hlnt, The papers have some lines Co spare When he wants to get into print He isn't high financier,
 Or yet an exponent Of craft, The secret of it is right here.
 That he was classmate or InfI His fame came to him all unsoughL He never went out of the way To get all the plaudits he got.
 To win all his honora today; He may be doWnh earted or poor
 Be sorry of look fore and aft,
 What matter-his fame is secure
 For he was a classmate of Taft Oh. see the Grand Army that comes From uttermost parts of the world With resonant beating Of drums,
 With banners and etreamors un-
 furled; With three cornered ensigns abeam,
 With hurrahs and rah-raha abaft Uncounted as sands by the stream, The men who were classmates of -J. W. Foley. in the New York
 Times.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-12
BALI

Invitations have been issued for the golden wedding of MT. and Mrs. John Crandalf, which is to be celebrated January 19.
 Some good ice has been harvested this season; nearly all the villagers have their houses filled.
 Charles Hopkins of Plainfie1d has bought several tracts of woodland in lower Scotland and expects to remain in that vicinity for some time.
 Dennis Murphy who has been con fined to his bed for two weeks with an attack of grip. is able to sit up for short time each day.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-12

The United States geological survey reports that in 1908 California pro duced $1s,761,559 in gold, i,647,27s ounces of silver valued at Ss73,057. and 7O6 ounces of refined platinum valued at 313,414.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-12

Heavy shipments of ore are again be- ing made from the old Avino and Pan uco mines, near the Gabriel station, on the International division of the Ma tional Railways of Mexico.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-12

The Argentine minister of finance has prohibited the importation of icet- ties and similar kitchen utensils which may be injurious to health because of the amount of lead used in manufac- turing them.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-12

It is expected that the third munici pal census of Buenos Ayres, now being complied will show that the city has at least 1,2s5,000 people
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-12
MUCH IN LITTLE

The new steamship pier at Concor- dia, Argentina. was opened on Sept. 30
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-12

Among the important Improvements contemplated in Japan are the quad rupiing of the Tokio Yokohamn rail way and the Improvement of the Kiofo Kobe line, so that a Very much higher speed may be developed.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-12

While 2,O00 horse power Locomotives are common in the United States and many exceed that size. a i,200 horse power engine is considered large ir continental Europe.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-12

Texas last year produced more Of by 2,400,000 barrels thpn the entir country produced in 1875.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-12

WHEN you want to put your pusi- ness before the public. there is no me- diam better than through the advertise inx peluman af 1ha hnllMtin
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-12

The Australian state Of Victoril spends nearly $500 900 year in it warfare against the destructive rab bit.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-12

Turkey has a government tannery for such products as~are needed in the army.
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JUST RECEIVED

Car of Ohio Horses. weighing from 1000 pounds to 1900 pounds. All Horses warrented as represented.
 ". c. SPRAGUE, SaIe Stable, Moosup, Conn. Tel. 16-2. Jan. 10, 1910. jan12d
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NOTICE! To Rent.

To right party, six-room flat. with modern conyentences. on lower floor. at 33 Otis St.
 Inquire N. J. Ayling. CT telephone 234. nov16d
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FIVE MILL TAX

Hscomssnerded at Meeting of Warden &rd Bursesses-Soidiers' List Ex ammesd-
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Three hundred and sixty-sis new corporations with an aggregate capi- tallzation of S1l9.324S7b. were organ ized in Canada during the fiscal year ended March 31. 1909, while the capi- talization of existing companies waa increased by SIP, ,293, 900.
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For Sale or Rent

Cottage of eight rooms, steam heat, bath. laundry, electric lights. etc. near car line.
 Apply A. L. POTTER. IS Broadway.
 jan4d
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Tobacco firms in Belfast, Ireland state that cigar leaf tobacco ia not used in the manufa cture of cigarettes they being made from bright Virginia leaf of various qualities. The bulk Of the cigars sold in Belfast are of Havana and Key West make.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-12

Breweries and tanneries and printing ink factories confer exemption from tuberculosis. and employees fin lurpen- tine factories never have rhenmaliaul. Of typhoid among the Woritera.--l4ar- per's Weekly
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-12

Fhs nasesaty meeting ez che soard
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The river Loire, The longest river Of France Cabout 1000 kilometres or ego miles), runs succsssively through lg "departments' and put in direct com. munication central France with Che Atlantic ocean. The regions crossed hN the river Loire are amonE thc momt important. the most fertile Nnd rcheat in this cSnntgN
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Buy the Metz Plan Car

and assemble it yourself. Order now for spring. Agent. A B. Simpson, s2 West Main St.. City. oct2ed
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We are headquarters Tor

NARHAGANsETT BANQUET ALE.
 Family trade supplied at soc per dog. c. E. Wright. cose st Tel. octacd
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LEGAL NOTICES.
NOTICE.

NOTICE.
 The Annual Meeting of the Policy holders of the New London County Mu- tua1 Fire Insurance Company will be held at the office of the Company at No 2S Shetucket Street, Norwich, Con necticut. TUESDAY, Jan. 1Sth 1910, at 3 o'clock p. m. to hear and act upon the report of the Secretary; to hear and act upon the report of the Treas urer; to elect four Directors to serve for a term of three years; and to do any other business proper to be done
 W. F. LESTER. jan12d Secretary. EAT COURT OF PROBATE HOLDEN at Canterbury, within and for the Dis January, A. D. 19i0
 Present-A. HALE BENNETT. Judge the intestate estate of Jane Morse. late of Canterbury, within said District de- ceased
 This Court doth decree that six months be allowed and limited for the creditors Of said estate to exhibit their claims against the same to the Ad- ministrator and directs that public vertising in a. newspaper having a cir culation in said District, and by posting a copy thereof on the public SignpoSt in said Town of Canterbury nearest the Certified from Record.
 A. HALE BENNETT, Judge. NOTICE.-AH creditors of said de- ceased arc hereby notified to present their claims against said estate to the undersigned within the time limited in the above and foregoing order to AARON R. MORSE
 Administrations. Baltic. Conn. Jan. 12th. 1910 R. F. D. NO l. jan12d
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WANTED

A family with two or three good weavers, family cooks and general house girls.
 J. B. LUCAS, Room 32, Central Building. jan10d
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-06-10
CACTUS LEAGUE DOPE
ByM. M.
Walker

rent en- toto for the summer while ne
went on a vacation with his family.
Jack and Mrs. Jack-beg pardon, Mrs.
Jackson-taking little Margerie along
to see the moo cows and the chickies
and the rest of the barnyard folks,
journeyed eastward ON the Park line
car TO inspect the new found farm in
the heart Of the city. Everything
was agreeable. The rent was right.
the surroundings just suited one of
Jacks artistic tastes and there was a
fine large yard for blue-eyed Margerie
to run at large in rompers and sun
bonnet All was lovely but one thing
and that was vital problem. None OF
the Jackson household knew how TO
milk a cow. AS this was one of the
stipulations of the contract they were
up against it. Duck Gowan, from In
diana and understanding cows like he
does high flies, offered to be the maid
to the COW, but the distance between
500 and something Epson and East FL
Paso was prohibitive and this scheme
was abandoned. 1t is the JacksOns for
an apartment during the rest of the
ball season just because the tall boys
education as to the ways of the insect
known as the COW was neglected when
he was a child.
Brewmaster Gowan-get it-little
Duck doing a Rogers. Bros in Milwau-
kee stunt this winter \ little family
history will here serve to laven the
story. Duck is from Evansville, which
is in Indiana. Eyansville's claim TO
fame is Duckey, a pillow works owned
by q bunch of athletic brothers, and a
brewery. Like the big Ell Pas0 banks,
the first and last of the trio are going
TO consolidate this winter after the ball
season closes Duck is at home in a
brewery, having spent his early days
In the one at Evansville. When che
players pack their ditty bags and heat
1t for all four points of me compass.
it's senior Gowan for Evansville on he
Ohio There he has a place awaiting
him, where he will be the center field
er for the Evansville Brewing com
pany, Ltd. Duck promises t. return
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-06-10

- ANANEA'S can cans will be over
on the overland limited Friday
evening for two games Of humble
peg at the park Saturday and Sunday.
Coming as strong as reinforced con-
crete, the Cobre Dos boys are banker
ing for the two games which the
Mavericks have to offer. It's Fat Wylie
Saturday against one Bodies and by
the same token Sundays game will be
played with Thomas the short arm
wonder, and Rumsey for Ell Paso, OPP
posing each other. This means that
four pitchers who are showing class
will appear in the two games and with
a total of 16 men to back up their Ell
forts the two games should be well
worth the price of admission plus the
street car fare.
While the Cananea and Ell Paso game
is in progress Saturday afternoon, the
Shelter hill contingent will be up and
doing on the Stag dump near the smelt-
er. It is their hated rivals to the west
that the Smelterites are going after
the same being the Portland Cement
club with its baby blue uniforms. the
game will start at 2:30 and there VIII
be neither ground rules nor restrictions
as to hitting in the clinches- here Is
the way the two clubs viii look after
they have distributed themselves eco
non1ically over the sTnelter hill pail
mark: Smelter-Batteries, Fichtner and
Barley: first base W. Medina; second
base. Tom Cotter; shortstop. F. Medina;
third base, Wilkison; right field, DICK
inson: center field, Christie; left field
Bateman-
Portland Cement-Batteries Finney,
Potter and Taylor; first base, Bukey;
second base. Grady; third base, Hoober;
shorfstOn GRAY: left field, Kiefer; CEN
fer field, Wood; right field, Willis.
First baseman Jackson is a near
farmer Just how near no one but he
and Mrs. Jackson will ever know. Jack
heard of a man who lived out East Ell
Paso way who had a house, yard, chick
ems. cow and ducks which he wished 10
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-06-10
CLIFTON RELEASES
IT'S CRACK CATCHER

Clifton, Ariz, June 10-The Clifton
squad has been further reduced by the
release of catcher Crittenden. who left
for Lawrence, Kansas, this morning.
Crit is one of the best backstops who
ever wore a Clifton uniform and led
the club in hitting, but ever since join
ing the locals he has been discomfort
ed. Discomfort is contagious in los
ing team and the trouble Crit. has
stirred up has offset his playing abil-
ity.
Manager Riley was holding him pend
ing q deal with Cananea or Bisbee,
Dalrymple being after him, but the eli
max came after Sundays game, when,
in the presence of several fans he made
statements that led to the belief Of an
attempt to throw the game This stirred
up both fans and players against him
with the result that Crittenden has hit
the long trail.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-06-10
SPORTLETS.

Pipe the Texas league standing Guess
Shreveport isn't going some. Although
in fifth place. she's a mighty good
fifth and won't remain in that berth
long. Shreveport didn't strike her
winning streak untuil Flick joined the
team.
Horizon, the favorite in the Glover
stakes race at Gravesend, carried off
the honors Thursday. The time was
1:01.
After st. Louis knocked Wiltse off
the slab in the first inning and the
Cardinals looked TO have a safe lead,
the Giants came up in the ninth and
batted in five runs, winning the game
Lot of disappointed scribes at Jeffs
camp Thursday. They thought he would
box Jim Corbett but the white cham
pion went fishing instead.
Fast track, clear weather and every
other condition favorable allowed the
favorites in the first four races at
Buena Vista to cash in.
Give men with red blood a chance"
is the edict going out from all over
California TO governor Gillette. 1t is
the slogan of those who want the big
fight to take place, and is done to Off
set the straight-laced crowd who are
making efforts to induce the governor
TO stop the bout. Post cards bearing
this legend are just about flooding the
governors office, burying<he expostu-
lations inches deep.
Two home runs by Mcbride and
Johnson each time with men on bases,
did for old wild Bill Donovan of the
Detroit Tigers Thursday and Washing
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-06-10

ton had the best end Of the seven-ohe
score. Davy Jones and MANAGE
Aleer of the Senators nave oo'n
s,,snanded for fighting on the field
Los Angeles in the Coast leasue
aorontIv going from bad to worse,
-, Oal.lond and Sacramento, regard
cd as the weak clubs. are beating them;
With Orendorff out, chances are they Il
he sending for ''Pinkie" Grindle' no"
with the Bisbee Maroons-
Another match has been arranged pc
tween Packy Mcfarland Of chicago anu
Freddie WEIGH, the British hghtWelsi. :
champion They will fight at Caa uaAh
S 1,,i4bip q month for a purse of 100000
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-06-10

next spring but during the closet sea-
son for baseball his address will be tne
brewery and he invites his friends to
drop in and visit him.
Teal Raymond, who played such a
sensational game at shor:HJoD Tor
Douglas during the fair ournament.
has written for place On the FL Paso
club after his season at Seattle closes.
RAYMOND is leading the league in
fielding and is going so good that
Memphis is after his services.
An epidemic OF sore armitis has been
running loose in the long horn camp.
Bodies has had shoulder that was as
sensitive as freshly made wound.
Rumsey's elbow was in a similar con-
dition while Gill and Gray have had a
touch of the ailment during the past
month. The pitchers attribute the
trouble to the difference in attitudes
and atmospheric condition here from
what they were accustomed to In otSer
places. All of them say they worked
TOO soon after coming to Ell Paso and,
with the warm sun as a stimulant,
thew overdid the good work and put a
kink in their arms. But Bodies is go
ing good now, Rumsey thinks another
week will see him away with the lark
and Gill and Gray are now ready for
the jumps signal to play ball.
sss
ChevaIier. the former Waco pitcher
who has been in NH Paso for the past
week. has signed with Bisbee and is
now waiting for transportation before
leaving for the City of the Hills.
Crittenden catcher for Clifton, is in
town and says he has quit the High
landers.
DeWiggins. back from Cananea with
two games umpired to the satisfaction
of the crowds. has gone to Las Cruces
TO visit his family before the Cananea
series here.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-06-10

OCOnnOr removed the Luckless Griggs
from second base he was trying to get
him out Of the danger zone, where the
opportunity to make errors would be
less, but judging from yesterday Jack
viii have to move him further than left
field to do it. 1t was two poor pieces
of fielding by Griggs and the miscue by
Nenam that lost the game for ST. Louis
Surely the Houston team can now be
called the ''cast-offs" despite the fact
that the team is making a hard fight
for the pennant- Among the pitchers
for that team is Hornsby. formerly OF
Waco and II would be hard for Waco to
tell what became Of the money they got
in exchange for him. Watson was re-
leased by Oklahoma City. Mitchell was
with Fort Worth last year and Morris
evidently did not have money enough TO
keep him from going back to Houston.
TrueSdale was with Dallas last year
but Dallas didn't value him at s4e0 and
he goes TO Houston. WickenhOffer was
formerly with Fort Worth and Rose
was formerly with Austin. Every one
of the Houston men except Mowry,
Burch, Malloy and Hill have been tried
by other Texas teams
First baseman ConOway with thu
Waco team looks like conner. He has
been doing some excellent work OF late.
Don't forget TO watch the work OF
Mig" Perrine with the Oklahoma IN
dams The old ex-big Lacquer is doing
some mighty fine work at third base.
His joints are not yet too stiff for hso
to fail to go after them
Recently at Shreveport 2n the Is In
ming game Gardner, the first basema5.,
made "a putoutS- That shows that the
| pitchers were doing good work, OF
course assisted by good fielding.
2 Bell, with Houston, is proving a good
/ utility man. When Hill Is banished
I from game, which is every once and a
! while, Bell comes in handy TO be
\ switched to shortstop.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-06-10
HOUSTON WINS AT HOME.

Houston Tex, JuneI n'"'e
touched for IL hi
of thenwe 5uncheda at critic