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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-14

What will Teddy do?
II he accepts the letters OF the In
tereSts' a the voice OF The people n
he il so small that party has first CAL
on him. II he can be fooled and used
as Taft has been. he VIII stump the
country for on otherwise indorse
"stand-patism. With all that that
means in the way Of oppression and
graft
Not only will tons OF letters meet
Teddy. but private emissaries OF the
trusts and the tyrannous, lawbreakns
corporations have been sent 10 him.
Every sucker az the public pap crib IS
already roaring that everything is all
right and within six weeks every
Doughten party organ. every editor
who gets his'n by standing in with the
grafters will be shrieking FOR Teddy 10
20 forth and save the status quo which
Is threatened by the robbed and OPP
pressed common folks.
What will Teddy do2
Really il Is TO be a very severe test
OF one whom the nation has looked
upon as q very big man. Watch what
Teddy does.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-14
NUMBER THIRTEEN
OF

A Powerful New Serial Story.
BY F. N. WHITE.

rect. ne had his own way OF keeping
The press quiet He finished mis- cigar
cite and then Went on in The direction
" Covent-garden IL was hcre Ihac
most Of the big theatrical supply
stores did their business
OF course they all supplied confetti,
tGt II was or the average class Burles
hunted tie whole place In vain. Al
Aasons FOR Instance. where every
thing could be obtained from stick
or grease paint TO a complete travel.
ing scene dock, the manager shook
his head
But haven't you ever seen any.
thing of the kind Burles asked. I'm
not seeking information out OF idle
curiosity I'm police officer from
Scotland Yard and this matter is i'm
portant II can find out where that
confetti came from IL may be the
means OF unrayelling one OF the
most startling OF recent crimes.
OF course you are al the top
OF the profession and all that kind
OF thing but | suppose YOU don't dis
dain 10 call in the services OF clever
outsiders sometimes New ideas. for
instance such as novel way OF light
irg mp a FAIRY wand, or something or
tina kind Come"
The manager admitted the soft i'm
peachment or course they were al
ways prepared TO purchase new IDEAS
from clever journeymen, who were
niostlg foreigners Sometimes a man
ager came along, especially a. Christ
mas time, and asked for something
fresh
That's il" Burles said eagerly
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-14
TWO IDOLS OF BOSTON SHAKEN
ONE HAS TO DO WITH REVERB
Historic Value of Old North church
ouesticned-Ssy Ericsson Never
Came South OF Labrador.

BOSTON, Mass. March 1.-THE
idols OF Boston have been shaken. The
historic value OF the old North church.
from the belfry OF which are said 10
have swung the signal lanterns which
started Paul Revere on his ride was
questioned before a committee OF the
legislature.
Now II IL said that the Morse /navi.
gator, Left Ericsson. never came south
or Labrador. and that the statue on
Commonwealth.aye.. commemorative
his supposed venture into New Eng
land waters belongs 20 some inlet Ia
Dr.. crenfeIi's domain.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-14
Congressman DENLY
Has Broken Ground
For His Political Grave
Not 40 Familiar with the Sentiment
OF His Party Here as Chase
Osborn, Who Spoke Right
Out In Meeting.

nv opinion concerning him. 4 s
IDLE to speculate
but glad openly that still believe MIN to be
the honest
This tribute Cannon and cannonsm and
ism, (for Achsm and the thing
paid Denby presumed representing the people
the First Michigan district congress
DENLY his candidacy reelection
% congress
candidacy
DENLY while acting the ban
quet given by the Wayne County Republican club
upon
graduate Republicans congressional
Golfers Weekly found its overwhelming
majority opposed Ach Adchsm
affairs the Republican later verified the
Republican Independent the the Chicago
Tribune
candidacy DENLY
community further every believe will give
Republican majority muchdesied opportunity administering
representative
permitted be lined up by the
going Denbys tribute
to his boss bravery when is plainly simple "puttness
o Republicans have n going
honesty
and the consciousness Cannon than this Republican
will agree that he is blooming idiot.
DENLY doubtless feels whether Washing
home he should obey his but doesn't necessarily fol-
jelly Washing
lemons
get hearty welcome when
back Washington but Cannon and the honest Repubcansn
these days cheering smiling upon the side
Mr.. DENLY has chosen his side
The atmosphere which Congressman DENLY finds himself Wash
ngton those which he
brought
Michigan late expected know
just how members of his party feel toward these leaders Washing
ton who have brought into discredt
He brought with him figures intended show that the tariff
bill his helped Adch the public good
thing buying clothing eating
way.
Denby
told him.
bad a Republican sitting his side
the banquet and representing aroused Repubicansm
of Chase Osborn the evening Mr. DENLY
that all DENLY
just from Washington believed it be There real real
conviction backbone represented
Ut reported that Senator who had
memory for faces but who still we'll
POSTMASTER if Roosevelt had gotten back.
come away from the
osbons having
sentiment of the Republicans Michigan country
DENLY banquet qualify for an
sex before his November early primaries
mr.. DENLY deserves defeat, for he has invited defeat
We believe that he will be defeated
And the time for Republican
the of his district Adnch and
Cannon to his willingness Denbys successor
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-14
From Another Point of View
Not exactly Bill" Donovan weather.

exactly Donoya weather
NAMED unsettled for the "'0' mas -
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-14

There always has been some oues.
ton about both claims, but IT remain.
ed Tor Prot. Fernaid. Harvard
potanist, 70 give Ericsson leave to-
Withdraw from Massachusetts bay 10
Battle harbor he does this through
study Of the fora mentioned I'm the
sagas and pointing out thar when the
Norsemen came 10 Niueland they
named II such because Of the wineber.
~ aud not the grape those wine.
fies are common on The shore Of Lab
razor. but not farther south PROT.
fernald points ont other evidences or
Leifs visit TO Labrador 4
These RESEARCHES eliminate the old
mill 81 Newport from the Hsf OF Morse
relics IN North America
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-14

When men have bad Iivers they're
about ripe ter lead good lives
AN empty honor usually gets a hol-
low laugh"
Niagara Falls is said to have chang
ed greatly m appearance IN the last
20 years Perhaps fewer hacks stand
ing in front OF H.
Heres where | get little change
of heir remarked the rich old Codger,
as ne changed his Will, cutting OFF his
nephew With a shilling
Don't worry 50 about me- dear.
said The very sick man
I'm not replied his wife, bravery.
But You look So gloomy.
II Was Just wondering. she said.
uneuardedly whether my sealskin
coat would be- regarded as mourning
How wonld it do to vaccnate people
with beef tea against high cost OF liy-
ing
Neither lovers nor princes can
brook a rival. is an Italian proyerb.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-14
STORY OF YOUR SPOONFUL OF SUGAR.

made 1897.
They
is filtered
liquid
1
/ ;
alzed table
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-14

Ihe three dramatic unities are one
catastrophe. one locality. one day. The
French added another unity. style
Shakespeare disregarded the unities.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-14

In order that il may harmonize with
its surroundings. portion OF an ele-
waited railroad through AN exclusive
Boston suburb has been covered with
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-14

Tell me where the lady is 10 be found
and you shall have II"
TO Br Coutinued.p
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-14

In some way there has cropped up
a mysterious, intangible inexplieaole
something called csnnerisr. Five
years ago there was not known -
the public a more upright, able CT
conscientious servant Of the Americas
people than Speaker Cannon. we'll
remember ME reception IN this hail
three years ago. He had then been
In the public service S. years and no
word ha5 ever been uttered against
him. know % nc reason 10 change
my opinion concerning him. II is 10
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-14

AN empty honor usually gets hol-
low laugh
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-14

When men have bad ivers they're
about ripe ter lead good lives.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-14

Neither lovers nor princes can
brook a rival. is an Italian proverb.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-03-14

How wonld it do to vaccinate people
with beef tea against high cost OF liy-
ingh
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-04-01

neatly Of the state board of
veritable ST. George in the
ns1,'' srsinst patent fake medicine
ns. An eastern paper came INTO
oI's 80 recently printing a two coll
OLE ,,-,i,y advertisement of an allcg-
uII'N' .'.-,ption cure, Trial package
60 e-.ryery man and woman suffer
~. rom consumption bronchi'is' as'n,
ihs .,,rrb. hacking cough ana
ma 30 p,pe trouble should write at
tni''. .rnroueh the column appeared
once Ids las cured In two months
s' $3.50 from the grave Prominent
go. Dr Hiu"-"Consumption
men 49," At the head Of the dd-
az .,-.ut appeared a monument on
rifb the specter l'eatn l"p
.r.u.uuption.' pointing to""iu
~ chastity hear. Loco siycd
IT. Investigated. and the udor
roueA" 5.pt became more and more
az lne - AFTER he had secured an
prof.. ,-..stion wanted. enough 20
tht tba trap the doctor sat MN
spI'"7 mi wrote the following eplsto-
down t'Iif,-i, fo the consumption artist
a s'.b tsIl. it's own lurid tale.
.pr" j. Lawrence Hi.L
Jackson Mich.
.,,.,trg read a two-column adNer-
L Int Of an alleged consumption
-e.',,1f,itei by YOU, l have taken the
cure ~ communicate with some OF the
pam, -.ferred to as indorsiug you ANA
pe1l' .5rs for the purpose Of ascertain
lol' ,'botber the use Of their names
ing ,,tborized. II seems incredible
va, o1y person Of respectable stand
,L.' ,,on,d be- a party to such a gross
lns ,,brman fraud as that which You
tll .colire 20 perpetrate on unsus-
aIe M victims. Replies To- my in
$3.50 Indicate the diabolical cunning
,ogr methods and prove you 10 be
~ cyport among the parasites who
e- mon the misery Of the unfortun-
y, and the ignorant
"'.p.girg as a deNout and pious
.,1rrbmeuber. especially Interested Ia
,.S'i,rtbr,py and the public welfare,
.., .,~rltiate Yourself IN with min
g.. ma others whose minds cannot
l,,orrrehend such depths Of hypocrisy
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-04-01
Dr.. Beatty on the War Path
After Patent Medicine Fakirs

and induce them 10 testify 90 your
pioty and unselnsh devotion 60 the
cause OF humanity. IL is significant
I'm this connection that IN every reply
20 my inquiries. knowledge % your
alleged treatment or methods was
specifically disclaimed. one of your
references states that he had not au-
thorized the use of his name and had
never known Of a case of consumption
cured hy YOU Another. banker,
states that BE- had no knowledge ~
Or. Hills professional standing and
never have authorized reference In that
connection In the most indirect way
one OF the ministers given as a refer
encc states among other things as
follows: 80 one So Gar as ! know, en-
dorsed his remedy for the simple rea-
son that wc knew nothing about It, m
his remedy is fake, DO should bee
stopped. ! have wondered N the Amer
lean Medical association might not SEE
cure the enactment OF laws against
the appearance ~ advertisements OF AN
such nostrums. with a penalty for pa
pers and advertisers. No one can
doubt the inestimahle good that would
surely result from the suppression OF
an patent proprietary and quack nos-
trums
Fortified with testimonials and rol-
crenccs thus fraudulently obtained you
'IANhAAfAsfAA NHl' NNiNAIl.NlN Nl lA' l'A I"l
throughout the country with false and
dishonest representations that you can
cure consumption. The picture uf
skulls and skeletons accompanying the
advertisements prey upon The fears OF
victims Of disease. and with cuunlugly
worded promise you lure them 20 send
for your free treatment II successful
in landing them in your net they are
furnished "A three days free treatment
with the assurance that for $40 per
month YOU will guarantee cure. and
that the low price OF the invaluable
treatment results from your generous
interest in your fellow man
You we'll know that your nostrums
arc utterly worthless and that amy vic
tim whom YOU can delude into taking
them is not only robbed of his money
hut in many cases the chance TO re-
cover that might result from proper
and timely treatment. You also know
that "a large majority Of your dupes
are people NJ extremely limited means
and that when YOU eNtort from them
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-04-01
SAVED LIFE OF OMAHA
THEATRICAL MANAGER

city. I'm statement given for publi-
cation, says.
81 have been sufferer from stom-
ach trouble for the past ten years. and
had 20 avoid pastry, potatoes and all
starchy food. / was nervous and rest
less. rarely ever getting a good nights
sleep. ] always awoke with dun
pain In my stomach. and belchod gas
frequently. ! was constipated all the
time.
81 travelled considerably i'm search
Of health. and treated with the best
physicians I'm New York Chicago and
Hot Springs without relief and final
ly was compelled TO give up my busi-
ness as / thought. for good.
"a friend recommended Coopcr's
New Discovery 10 me. ] was desper-
ate. and decided 20 give il a trial. Am
now feeling fine. eating and sleeping
well, without any signs of stomach
trouble, Weighing more than a. any
other period of my life. having gained
fifteen pounds In few weeks time.
u Is duty with me TO recommen
Coopor's New Discovery. for I believe
Il saved my life"
We sell Coopers New Discovery
the medicine recommended by Mr.
Bonoft. II has remarkable record
and has "a tremendous sale through
out the country We will take pleas
IRE In explaining its nature TO you
Smith Drug Store az THE Busy Cor
ncr."
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-04-01
soPHoMoREs DANCE TONIGHT.

The final school dance of the year win
bc held this evening boz the hi1n school
gymnasium, by the sophomore class.
The "soph' dances are alWay= .1usid-
cred leading social events ot the year
and tho class this year has worked hard
for the past two weeks Co come up To-
the standard of prov iou- GLASSES. The
anair viii be- the first tho class NOM
hers have attempted and several WDw-
beers of the upper classes are assisting
Co mako the dance hlt Th, DuarUrNus
for the evening are PRINCIPAL io1r-s a.
Eaton. Miss Virginia Bush, o. s. Me-
Niece. Miss Mary Mayre. Mus i NJ
Freehnd. Miss e.. l.. EUerboek and Nr
and Mrs Rodney r. Badger
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-04-01
BoxELDER FRUITS NOT HURT.

w II Rowe, who Is IN the city from
Boxclder county. says the frosts have
done no damage there, as the ground
was too cold for vegetation to make
very early start. So the buds were not
developed far enough for the frost TO
min them
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-04-01
REVIEW OF THE WEATHER.
Lake Two Feet Higher Than one Year
Ago.

The lake level was CO feet today % rise
of Q of foot since March l5. ana foot
since Jan. /, and of "a feet since April
T. 1900.
The mean temperature for the month Of
March was 1915 do sIvDs. which ls the
highest monthly temperature ever record
ed for amy previous March since the es-
highest WIS 90. degrees for March. INlg
The normal temperature for March is
Al q degrees. This month is thus So do
rrees above the average. Tho Highest
tcmueraurc was 19 degrees while tile
highest March temperature on record WINS
III degrees ON March 50, 1874 The low
est last month was 800 degrees ON the Glth
ON March j. 1850
The total rainfall for March was SIS
inches which is az inch below the nor
NAL and The rainfall thus far this year
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-04-01
DEsERET EVENING NEWS FRIDAY APRn / 1910

man n IS Chamberlain threw ON the
brakes Immediately as De- noted prob
ability or trouble, and by quick action
prevented more serious accident. Tho
auto belongs 90 J. NJ. Richards of 459
Third avenue. ,sno DarsoHatS called uu
tho car men and assured them they
were not 60 blame.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-04-01
Stories OF Thrift

A young man lived on tho car limo.
10 wasn't far to his work. but he rode
90 and from work every day. This
cost about So "a month.
His doctor induced him 90 take oN-
creIsc lie discontinued the cars and
saved that IS.
This money went ON savings
bank account IT was his first vcn-
turo u saving.
Ito is suu walking 20 and from
meals. but more than THAT ho has
learned % valuable lesson Zoo mvIne
and saving is teaching him TO Doe
thrifty
10 is NOT necessary never 20 ride IN
order to saye money. but ins far hat-
ter to undergo oven o. hardship. chan
TO spend am you make.
Save something Put il iu This bank
pounded scmi-uuuuglIN
where 81 will earn q per cent COM
UTAH SAVINGS O. TRUST GO.
no. 2S5 Main street
rs THE BUSINESS HEART
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-04-01
LOGAN.

The News 50 Delivered by Carrier
Ia Logan Every Night (sunday oN-
ceptedl at 20 Cents Per month. All
payments and complaints regarding
delivery. should be M ads 60 J. "a
Blair Agent for Daily. Saturday
and Semi Weekly News. i8 w,
First North street Phone 303-R
Bell. once with Carbon Company
Real Estate nnd Loans. ll2 North
Main Street Phones % Bell and ice
Ind
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-04-01
WARD
ENTERTAINMENTS

Seventeenth Mard--The Seven
teonth ward dramatic club viii present
Hearts and Diamonds" in the ward
hall this evening
Miller Mard-Saturlav night. April
2. an amateur minstrel show and other
entertainment features viii be given Ia
the Miller ward han. the proceeds TO
be turned over 10 the building fund.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-04-01
l. D. S. CLUB MAKES HIT
zone of tire Eirht' Goc- Before q
Packed House AT whitney Hail.


That the young people of the J.. ID. $.
" are loyal to the dramatic branch OF
Tn. institution was wen evidenced last
nipht when whitney hau WAS i3itIy
hronecd with students vino came out
TO greet the dramatic club uu ITS hrst
aupearaucc. The evening was livery
on, and the various classes made
number of demonstrations between ihe
acts. testifviug their mingled loyalty
and oxuborauce of spirit
The blU of tine evening was "a now col
lego COMEDY entitled 'one of lht
Eight" 10 had been worked mp under
the guiding hand of Margaret caldwell
director. d. Leo Marshall and Anna
Nehckcr assistant directors, joel hlch-
ards. manager. and Victor Thurman
president The performance throughout
showed the care that had been taken.
and q surprising amount Of dramatic
talent was shown. the evening was
punctuated with laughter and applause
the individual hits being numerous
Those who took part In the clever per
formance with their characters, were
as follows:
Bdb-.-...-s .-s.'.ts. f.'f. 'i'tii'i
Mr. Brooks. Henry's father. ......
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. Alien thurman
GUY Marks, L. D......Arthur Caverley
Henry Brooks Howard Anderson
Peter OFlauuig8n....... Harry hedger
Mrs Brooks, Heury's mothcr-.-.....
Observation-Disclosures. Vera Wciltt
Helen Baldwin .........--..' l-lla i'N ser
Caleb Weston ........ George BreWtftoh
nam cute. ............. Frank Williams
Lord ChiliuEworth victor thurman
"NolHc" Runskool a freshman.
F.s.HN
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-04-01
CAR HITS AUTOMOBILE.
Young Driver Attempts 10 Cross
Tracks While Car Was Approaching.

street car i23 ran into an automobile
containing five children Thursday. at
7 street and Third avenue. The auto
mobile was considerably damaged but
the children were unhurt The youth
ful chauffeur endeavored 10 cross the
tracks I'm front Of the rapidly approach
ing car, but was unsuccessful. Motor
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-04-01

Adam Bonoff, manager OF the Krug
heater In Omaha. Neb.. and living
% 1911 North Seventeenth street that
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-04-01

The hosts az the dance 90 be given
al the post tonight VIII he capt ana
Mrs. w A. Cavanaugh and Lieut.. and
Mrs r. NJ. Miller and the guests VIII
Include number of people from town
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-04-01

Mr. and Mrs sam G. Park entor-
tanned last night at bridge In honor
Of Miss Katherine Adams and Lieut.
Wiley r. Dawson. the decorations pc
irg In mink and white and the other
guests being chiefly members OF the
bridal marty.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-04-01

wells Nov. and is with her" mother
Mrs. Berkhoel at the Meredith.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-01
MAN KILLED
in RUNAWAY

David PEPPER, Al, driver for the
Inland Transfer company, was al
most instantly killed, and Charles
Talbut, 740 1-2 st. Helens ave-
nue., was badly injured this after
noon about 1 O'Clock when the
runaway team driven by PEPPER
collided with the bulkhead at the
intersection of 25th street aud
Jefferson avenue.
The team became frightened
while crossing the Tacoma avenue
bridge and PEPPER, known better
as Tracy, could not control It.
The shock of the collision with
the bulkhead threw PEPPER abolt
25 feet ahead of the wagon 10
the pavement. One of the horses
followed and fell on him. lie
died on the way to the hospital.
Talbut jumped just before the
collision and was thrown against
the wall of the brewery. He
sustained bad bruises about the
head and fractured rib. The
horses were not badly injured.
The wagon was almost wholly
wrecked.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-01
Divorces Should Re-Wed For
Fest Interest of the Nation"

SEATTLE, April Tt is in
the interest of well being of the
nation that divorces should fnl
new life mates and re-wed apJ
thereby acquire homes and home
interests"
This statement by Judge r. n.
Lindsay in the superior court YES
terday afternoon is interesting So
attic today.
He gave the advice in refusing
the application of Harry w. Car-
roll, former city comptroller, to
strike out of the provision of
Mrs. Carrolls divorce decree.
which stipulated $100 monthly
alimony.
"A higher court has said that
where a divorce is granted for in
compatibility it is desirable FOR
the welfare of the country thdt
the parties should hnd new lie
mates" said Judge Lindsay.
The country is better off aai
these people are better citizens n
the married state than living IN
the so-called single blessedness
but In acquiring these new ties
man should remember his d!-
vorced wife is entitled to first
consideration"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-01

The comet Is a kind of astro-
nomical parody on the planet.
Comets look some like planets,
but they are thinner and do not
hurt so hard when they hit any
body as planet does. The comet
was so called because it had hair
on it, / believe, but of late years
the bald-headed comet is giving
just as good satisfaction every
where.
The characteristic features of
the comet are: A nucleus, a
nebulous light or coma, and usu-
ally luminous train or tail worn
high. Sometimes several tails are
observed on one comet, but this
occurs only in flush times.
When was young l used to
think l would like to be a comet
in the sky. up above the world so
high, with nothing to do but loas
around and play with the little
new-laid planets and have a good
time, but now / can see where l
was wrong. Comets also have
their troubles. their perihelions,
their hyperbolas. and their para