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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20
DANISH CATARRH
Breathe HyOmei for Two Minutes, and
Stuffed-Up Head VIII Vanish.

If you want to get relief from ca
tanrh, cold in the head or from an ir-
ritating cough in the shortest time
breathe HYOMEI pronounced High
ounce.
lit will clean out your head in two
minutes and allow you to breathe free
ly, awake or asleep.
HYOMEI will cure a cod in one
day, it will relieve you of disgusting
snuffies, Hawking, splitting and Of
fensfve breath in a week.
HYOMEI Is made chiefly from euca-
lyptus, a soothing, healing, germ-kill-
ing antiseptic, that comes from the
eucalyptus forests of INLAND Australia,
where catarrh asthma and comsump-
ton were never ihnown to exist
HYOMEI is pleasant and easy 10
breathe. Just pour few drops into the
hard rubber pocket inhaler, breathe
it, and cure is almost certain.
A complete Hyomei outfit, including
inhaler AND one bottle of HYOMEI,
costs only $1.00 ait druggists every
where and ait Dodsin's Pharmacy. If
you already own am inhaler, remember
that you can get am extra bottle of
HYOME1I for only so cents. For free
trial sample write Booths Hyonnei Co,
Buffalo, N. Y.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20
NECKWEAR AND OTHER
TIMELY GIFTS
RyIander, Shoe Go. Presents Extensive
Assortment.

The variety of articles that are APP
,precfated by the fmale members of a
family that can be found in such a
store as that of the Rylander Shoe Co.
is surprising. Gifts can there be found
'ihaIt range in value from SO cents to
$40 or higher, but no matter what the
price the article is a gem in it's beauty
and its workmanship. The fine line Of
lies, ranging in avlue from so cents to
$3.50 is a signal evidence of this, the
half dollar neckWear being handsome
and we'll made and calculated to please
the most fastidious man, while those
of higher value are literally works OF
art In the richness of materials and
the artistic nature of their designs. So
it is with other articles offered there
such. as the fine lines of handkerchiefs
the gloves, the shirts, the bathrObes
the bed room slippers, and other
things always appreciated and useful
as we'll as attractive.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20
Holiday Rates and Train Service Via
Central of Georgia Railway.

Tickets will be sold Dec. Is, 16, II
u, %, %, "a, 81 and Jan. 1st Fina
return limit jan 8, 1911 Holida,
special train will be operated as fol
lows:
Dec. 21, %, 90, "a, leave Atlanta
S:45 a. M, leave Macon 1:45 p. M, ar
rive Americas 4:1S p. m, arrive at Al
bany 5:45 p. m.
Dec. %, %, and "a, leave Albany
1870 p. M, leave Americas, 2:45 p. m.
arrive Macon SIS p. M, arrive Atlanta
.9:15 p. m.
Dec. 25., w. Albany / 80 p. M, "
Americas 2:45 p. M, arrive at Macon
Sis p. m.
For full information address
j. E. HIGHTOWER, Agent.
to oath
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20
LIFE AFTER DEATH
SAME AS ON EARTH
College Writer Says Angels
Walk, Ely and Eat.

Wellesley, Mass, Dec 19-That in
the life beyond the spiritual beings of
men and women will walk, ride (per-
haps in automobiles and flying ma
chines), and eat much as they do in
this world is the opinion of Miss
Lillian Whiting, a well known writer
connected with the Wellesley College
observatory. furthermore, Miss Whit
ing asserts that undoubtedly COM
munity of this sort exists on the planet
Mars or some such heavenly body.
cit would seem to me-" says Miss
Whiting, that the change we call
death is merely the withdrawal of the
spiritual body from the physical body
and that we are much the same person
Immediately after this that we were
before Only we probably enter on
finer conditions and better opportun-
tiles for progress.
The latest of discoveries is that the
strange substance called ether is the
most substantial, perhaps the only sub
stantial, thing in the universe. After
the change known as death, when the
spirit withdraws from it's material en-
velope, we pass Into this ethereal
realm, and live either in space or per-
haps on some star. Does it seem too
much to say this?
"Swedenborg, who was one of the
best of thinkers, teaches that the phys
ical body is merely the replica, the
outer covering, of the spiritual body
If that be true our form will be the
same, and the ethereal body will have
it's eyes, ears, hands, fetal, in short,
that the physical body has. Why should
we not walk and talk and work and
pursue our aims there as we do here?
There may be vehicles not so unlike
our motor cars there moving by some
form of electric energy, flying ma
chimes, and surely our intellectual and
moral interests will create occupations
for us as. they do here.
Psychic research reveals to us that
there are lectures, preaching, music
and art there, and, in fact, all that
makes for our development and for be-
ing of use to others. Shall we take
food there? The spiritual body will
need food, just as the physical body
needs it, although of course it will be
of a different kind
What about sleep?" She was asked
Il believe that in sleep we are often
released into the ethereal world, and
that many so-called dreams of our
meetings and talks with them, spirit to
spirit
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20
FAMINE in CHINA
IS VERY SERIOUS

Washington, Dec. 19-Famine i'm
Ponds over more than million Chin
csc in the northern part of the Prov
ince of Anhui, a section of the country
very subject to destructive floods from
the Huai River and it's tributaries. The
American Consul at Marking, after a
careful investigation of the situation,
has cabled the State Department that
he finds it very bad.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20
TIE Important
Problem

confronting anyone in need of a laxa
tive is not question of single &C.
ton only. but Of permanently bene.
fetal effects, which will follow proper
efforts to live in hoaltliful way, with
The assistance of Gyrur of Figs and
Elixir CT Ce2na, Whenever it is re.
quirod, IS it clcaaSc3 the system
gently yet promptly. without irritation
and will therefore Always have the
preference of al who wish the best of
'amily laxativcs.
The combination has Tie approval
IF physicians because it IS known to
De truly beneficial, c1d because it has
given satisfaction to tie millions of
weil-informed families who have used
It for many years past.
To get its beneficial effects, always
buy the genuine manufactured by the
California Fig Syrup Co. only.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20
Seaboard Air Line.

Account Christmas Holidays, the
Seaboard Air Line will sell low round
trip tickets between ali points on
Dec. 10. 16, II, q, %, 20, "a, Is, 81 and
jan LIST. Tickets good returning until
Jan. Sth. For full information, rates.
schedules, etc, call ON your nea est
Seaboard agent. or write
r. H. STANSELI4, A. q. P. A.,
Jan. Id e W. Savannah, Ga.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

Group is most prevalent during the
dry cold weather of the early winter
months. Parents of young children
should be prepared for it. All that If
needed is a bottle of Chamberlain S
Cough Remedy. Many mothers are new
er without it in their homes and it has
never disappointed them. Sold by all
Dealers.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20
Hamper baskets at AlIIsOn's.

Many school children suffer from
constipation, which is often the caus
of seeming stupidity at lessons, Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets
are an ideal medicine to give a child,
or they are mild and gentle in theil
effect, and will cure even chronic con-
stipation Sold by all Dealers.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

270 acres extra fine land, red and
gray pebbly lands, finest in Sumter
County, Ga. 100 acres in high state of
cultivation, balance in forest, we'll inn
proved, on turnpike road and railroad,
ne and one-half miles good little town,
and will produce bale cotton per
acre. Rents IS bales cotton. Price
100000. One half cash, balance easy
payments.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20
Farms For
Sale.
Easy terms. Only a
few of many valuable
offerings.
Look over this list
and call to see us.

LIS acres, 20 acres in high state Gull
tivation, 30 acres in Bermuda pasture,
Is acres in woods so acres this land
in limits city Oglethorpe, good house,
barns, etc. $4,000 per acre.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

202 1-2 acres miles West of Ameri-
Gus, Ga, 6 room dwelling, tenant hous-
es, barns etc, IS acres in cultivation.
Good strong productive; red land.
Price $4,000 per acre.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

500 acres 1 and IL miles of Drane-
vile, Marion county, Ga, plows in
operation; room dwelling, six tenant
houses, two barns; out buildings, ETC.,
good pasture. Price $1,000 per acre.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20
Is GOING TO BALTIMORE
TO ACCEPT A POSITION

Mr. w. S. Johnson, for some time
past with the Americas plant of tho
Virginia-Carolina Chemical Co, has ac..
cepted a more desirable position with
the German Kali Works, at Baltimore.
and leave shortly to assume his new
duties there.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

POP 1-2 acres level gray and sandy
lands, clay subsoil, near good school
and church a miles west Ellaville, one
good 4-room dwelling, one good 3
room tenant house. Price $4,000.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

The big company of vaudeville ar
lists at the opera house for two nights
longer make up the best attraction,
with pictures, there this year.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

445 acres, 5 miles Plains, Ca, $50
acres in cultivation. two good 4 and 5
room dwellings, 3 good tenant houses.
Rents IL bales cotton. 100000.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

The sunbeams yesterday came as a
happy change from the gloom and
rain of Sunday. 1t was a fine day for
the shoppers to do big stunts.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

Scan closely the Times-Recorder be-
fore starting on your shopping. Al
dealers really in business in Ameri-
cas- are represented in its pages.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20
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FOR SALE-Ginning Outfit Cheap
70-Saw Gin with Is h.-p. engine and
boiler, in good condition. If you need
one ON your place it win be to your
interest to see me at once. A. c.
Crockett, Americus, Ga. 15-tt
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

1874 acres at Friendship, Ca, miles
railroad station, good red land, 2 good
dwellings, 40 acres in forest, balance
in cultivation. Price $5,25O 90.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

Americas merchants-the live. adj
vertising ones-will reap harvest
this week Look over the Times-Re-
corder and see who wants your pat
ronage.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

The ID "a. R. cafe and bazaar will
be the Mecca this week for those hunt
ing a fine meal Take dinner or sup
per with the ladies there today.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

202 IL acres gray pebble land, 1875
acres open, 2 4-room houses, barns, etc.
$3.50 per acre.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

When a girl lures young man into
the boarding house paTlor and sings
I'D leave my happy home for you, it's
up to him.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

Americas cotton receipts will cas-
lily top thirty thousand bales by the
close of the cotton year. Not vers
Iauch of shortage there, after all.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

Old Blizz, the weather blower, pre-
diets freezing weather all of this
v eek. No one cares if it is cold aaT
clear. and ]. Pluvius takes a back seat
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

1,577 acres good gray land, 9 miles
north of Ellaville, Ca, miles railroad
station, fine improvements, rents we'll;
don't overlook this snap. Price $500
per acre.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

The meeting of council tomorrow
night will be the van song of that
body, as now constituted, as the newly
elected members go in then
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

There are three perfectly good rail-
roads running into Americas, and the
Christmas buyers are riding them in
the mad sprint to locate Santa Claus.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

Mr.. William e. Mitchell. one of Sum
ter's substantial planters and genial
citizens, remains quite i'll at home to
the regret of his many friends.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20
TALES OF THE TOWN
TOLD in A FEN LINES.
Pencil Stubs Picked Up at
Random.

Fountain Pens make Ideal Christ
mas presents. We have Watermans
Ideal and Self FiEer. Holidays
Book Store.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

The Seaboard wreck at Muckalee
trestle Sunday afternoon was proba-
bly, the narrowest escape from de-
struction passenger train could have.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

202 1-2 acres stiff gray pebbly lands,
lying we'll, 6 IL miles southwest of
Americas, piows in operation, rents
for 10 to IL bales cotton. 2 4-room
dwellings, outbuildings, etc. Price $50
per acre.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

Postmaster Frank Mitchell and his
energetic and able force are prepared
for the avalanche of business that will
slide in that direction now.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

There's plenty of fine fruit in mar
ket now, especially apples. oranges.
grapes, bananas, grapefruit, etc. Read
and see who sells the best
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

The marvellous growth of South
Georgia during the past decade rati-
fies completely the predictions which
have been frequently made.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

1900 acres fine level gray and red
well improved farm in Twiggs county
Ca, 20 p.Ows running, one good 16-
room dwelling, plenty good tenant
houses, etc. Price $25,OO00O for a
limited time.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

IA woman can't be happy unless she
trusts the man she loves, and he isn't
to be trusted the minute she does it.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

One reason so many people stay
married is that they have to.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

400 acres Randolph county, 2 miles
of Shellman, Ca, about $50 acres in
cultivation balance in wood and TIM
houses, barns, etc. Rents for 10 bales
cotton. $3.50 per acre, cash. Mule
and personal property goes with this
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

Paying attention to a girl, young
man, is apt to result in your having i
lot of other things to pay.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

Every advertising store in Americas
handling holiday goods has an extra
force employed this week to handle
the rush of business.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

Even a close-mouthed man has te
open up when he gets into dentists
chair.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

An Atlanta man gave his wife five
cents day to live on. This shows
you what an extravagant wife can do
for a man.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

Remember, if that package is to be
sent by express or mail, get it off
early this week. Only this forethought
insuEes its landing in time.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

The Jacksonville express brings
Xmas cheer 90 to Americas daily
now, and this, with the bootlegger's
supply of booze, insures a merry time
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

You can't scare children into being
good by telling them that the good die
young.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

Taken as a whole beggars who iDs
fest Americas at this season are inc
posters and public nuisances from
others places.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

500 acres red and gray pebbly lands,
4 miles of Plains, Ca, ON s. A. l.. rail-
road; IA miles of Americas, Ca Of
fered 20 bales cotton per annum rent;
we'll improved. $50 acres in cultiva-
tion. Price $4,000; $4,000 cash, $4,000
can run years per cent interest.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

The more a widow knows about men
the more she acts as If she had to learn
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

FOR SALE-Good horse and wagon;
horse nine or ten years old. Call at
101 Dudley street, or see Alfred Jesse.
20-2t
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

FOR SAL4E-Ful1 blooded "rip-rap'
pointer, female, one and a half years
Did. Well trained. First purchaser at
S25 gets her. Apply or phone 405 Bar
low street.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20
REWARD FOR STOLEN RIG.

Stolen-one black mare mule and
canopy top phaeton, new dashboard
containing grip and tools. Mute has
arge fresh raw spot on body back of
eft foreleg. Taken from in front of
Edwards Furniture Store, on Cotton
avenue.
Reward if delivered to A. w Smith
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

WANTED TO RENTAL once. 8
1ve-room houses. Frank J. Payne, AL
ison building. 1S-tf
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

202 IL ceres, 6 miles of De Soto, in
Lee county: tenant houses, so acres
in cultivation, rents 10 bales cotton,
good high :ado land. $500 per acre,
cash.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

FOR RENT-A large and spacious
store on Lee street, suitable for any
business. Terms reasonable. P. o.
Box 165. 13-tf
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

FOR RENT-Three unfurnished
rooms, first floor, Brannon ave. Chas.
Lingo. 20-2t
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

LOST-One set of table spoons pur-
chased from Thos. H. Bells Jewelry
Store, probably Lasto Harvey's name
on package. Finder please return o
Dupree at Times-Recorder office and
receive reward. 20-tf
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

370 acres, miles court house, / mile
station, good school and church, resi-
dence, tenant houses, barns; Land
worked by machinery. will rent for 80
bales cotton. $50 per acre.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

165 acres, splendid improvements,
IL mile city limits. Ideal place for
home, good land. $1,000
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

FOR SALE-Seven hundred seven
oct red cypress posts. Best material
or fencing. Can be seen at Patterson
son & Lofts lumber yard, Americas.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

FOR SALE-Two desirable vacant
OTIS, Jackson avenue and Dodson
streets. VIII sell at a bargain to quick
purchaser. Apply to T. M. Furlow
SIT
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

LOST-BIack fox tail from fur boa.
Finder Will, please return to this office.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

202 IL acres, good land, well i'm
proved. Rents we'll $4,000.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

limited time.
500 acres red and gray pebbly lands,
miles of Plains, Ca, ON s. A. L. rail-
road; IA miles of Americas, Ca Of
fered 20 bales cotton per annum rent;
we'll improved. $50 acres in cultiva-
tion. Price $4,000 $4,000 cash, $4,000
can run years per cent interest.
400 acres Randolph county, 2 miles
of Shellman. Ca, about $50 acres I'M
cultivation. balance in wood and tim
bel: room Llouse; two room tenant
houhcs, barns, etc. Rents for 10 bales
cotton. $3.50 per acre, cash. Mule
and personal property goes with this.
202 IL ceres, miles of De Soto, in
Lee county: 2 tenant houses, so acres
in cultivation, rents 10 bales cotton,
good high s.adc land. $500 per acre,
cash.
370 acres, miles court house, / mile
station, good school and church, resi-
dence, tenant houses, barns; land
worked by machinery. will rent for 30
bales cotton. $50 per acre.
165 acres. splendid improvements,
IL mile city limits. Ideal place for
home, good land. $1,000.
202 IL acres, good land, we'll i'm
proved. Rents well. $4,000.
1913 acres miles of Oglethorpe
Productive, level and we'll improved.
rents for IS bales of cotton. $500 per
acre.
GOT acres miles of Preston, $50 In
forest. Fine pastures, good tenant
houses. etc. Rents for II bales of cot
ton. $3.50 per acre, one half cash.
129 acres, 5-room house. tenant
mouse, 10 acres In cultivation. $1,000
per acre.
20 acres, IA mile Plains. Ga, 60e
open, we'll improved. $500
700 acres, Z miles Americas, red and
gray, level lands, $50 open lands, some
fine saw timber, room dwelling ten
ant houses, etc. SIS per acre.
204 acres In Sumter county, Georgia,
125 open, good house and barns. $3,250.
227 acres, we'll improved. two miles
Adams Station, rents 10 bales cotton.
$3.50 per acre.
230 acres l Ia miles Ellavi1le, Ca.
IT'S open, 6 room residence, tenan!
houses barns, etc. Good home and To-
cation $50 per acre.
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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

1913 acres A miles of Oglethorpe
Productive, level and we'll improved
rents for 95 baIes of cotton. $500 per
acre.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1910-12-20

23O acres IA miles Ellavi1le, Ca.
rs open, room residence, tenan.
houses barns, ETC. Good home and To-
cation. $50 per acre.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-01-08

hoarse, derisive tones. Isis is going to
keep a diary-she says! Haw, haw. haw!'
Miss Swuppkins permitted her broth
haW-hawed almost enough to suit them
selves.
SO you're going to keep a diary. hey.
father, with an indulgent but saturnine
smile Lets see. you're more than six
years OF age now. are you not. Tottie?
Ana, being more than six years of age.
do you really suppose that you'll ever
Keep that diary written up more than.
say. week or ten days at the outside"
Miss Swuppkins replied that she
thought she would keep the diary up
quite some longer than a week or ten
DAYS at the outside and let 1t go at that
How perfectly silly. dear" was Miss
Swuppkins' mothers way of viewing her
dauehter's determination to keep q diary
Don't You know it can't he done? Why.
child. l tried for years at stretch when
was around your age to keep a diary,
and it was the dreariest frizzle imagin-
able! Nobody. you know. dear, ever really
keeps a diary going longer than few
days at the most. But. OF course, you
are entitled to make the attemp~ If you
really care to. But it is so very foolish.
Etheldreda. dear, really"'
AS matter of course it leaked out
among Miss Swuppkns' friends before
the beginning OF the New Year Of 1909
that she vas going to keep a diary dur
ing that year: so that everywhere she
wen. she was greeted with dubious
smirks; the ancient diary gags were