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Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-05-12
sllein Iiebitsr ,srsi,ne.
Bon 4 katharine edsri

psub Ne aud als, alls iossh;
k Qaat II isinss s'sniasn Srtane,
h bab iis iisb, ,s,nn ils bot SiimaIs
} bsrr,li4 gut inl, mir osmstni.
penn ID ss mhS,n xhs,ulistt
pr 1sranen ian niai i4Iistsa iaan,
eait ii4 bic Iails Radt brniebsr,
ant iie MID gang in iprsm Sann. d.
is i4li.st mir irsteaO sann bic saaen,
h1rs mid ins eanS Der Ifraums Nib,
SlS sor Der isbniuats.ranieh sssis
,ireu. fi4 t,aadss Ii.bs Bib.
II isrsli4 mitterIi9sn Sdnbsn
Weiat iis bigpes bee 9asss euat
ID Aaaert leis; g,ssis ben aammr
as Asais nur: 50 par siNmaI.
II i4pinbsn bals au1 msiae e&ue.,e'
as nsrs bat bic erisbats Stub,
,s ianit sradt mir Gin TraumssbiIss
is i9wersn AusenIior su.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-05-12
Aatnnal

ga ID mia Ityt aui bas Sruuntu.
bohrn utycst hobs. uiude 10 bitrmIt
ir,uIolidh ale 1snt. wtld: tinth
Srunu,n asbbbri haben motitll. l!t
on mid ia wenosn.. SD babe tiutn
p'unn snspQiri. Der in oitiem eute
siu, ftb9biiGbtias griahruhs bai.
Sd ssrtitR bic glrb,it nit siner n.u.u
s@aloliilt enaint' uno fro oaber nur
;lu,i Rann uno ttine Yfsros 1T tofic.u.
Sit's btr air ppr,uiprehen uuo eut
un bic Qofa ;u s'tuhbiasn.
aatuusspol.
Sobu q. Gar.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-05-12
Nlshr sls ,rri lahr,rhsts

lsbeu N asls's Nsueu ami Tar cine sansiIi'
smbslittttsit fur ale ssieei bee S6lnasts,
Der isrxtt une saassa, ESfes uns iiibsrhs
Inr ainsu, ea eS isiss Stiatsn nne f6de.
lids Crpsaen ssssalpi. rsine eht anssr
eolss's Seasp ass TT In ssiesa Salei..
Ssrws,acrt GriatmittIi. 6sets, & Siiis'
mspey.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-05-12
o. waafd,& nis.,aas 10 liesbsu

agsv cms"raa' scttr nre Ctratns'et trr''
ben iha ,uy Ssr,wt lung. Tr, a,ns's Ssw
tile Sts ahsr su.isgntn sAt gtit aus BEN
epasme: Ssr!eibtu NeifnrNs tane Euib;
ht,lsu aus Sebstr Raetu uRs S,etsmls,een,
leia. tseIunesstt une S,dris ben ehwatsn,
Hsrpcisn uno araultu. 20 esnis be. y.
Ntlttm,,r n Scu, @chphalia ans Sen.
une 2. Y. SHsu d Ssns 2rasins Co.,
1T. laemas gns 81 eli'aetb.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-05-12

g. q "A
,--psrr Hnion gor upo Bsiila1lin
u Nttlbiswu bdanssa ii2 an Wen'
IA ssitai,sha!bsr bier.
I'll, Ssrrm etmaun UOps ylnO
sn gRtusr bon linn u,tbitI,tn ftp
(u G,siiua Ia @ti4diien.
-eam 6svoipanb eolisrmann ullb
Eobn oor Rc,Ibip,pn asmtrtttn mir
Ssit a'eds Oui uniertn S,rcb,n.
3u peiapI.u: euro; aoiep Der.
9tor9s guebbtris
@tnplalja. DO
-Tie Syirma. 8. 6iIiemspe, &
Ern ptrIanbtn am Wpn,aa zine Gar.
Inuna Aiuopieb urb sdwtins mad
N 81. Coulter Wartt. .
-psyr 0nup Salusier psbii Sohn
lniom btaabin ith om .Moutaa mad
inn rm ib,em GeidQFts oils 6'mtni
eiienwssItstr ,u Ob!Isssn.
3u gertauisn: ein.n tsinial,iasu
ollblut Short SOrn" Sa0ta. Mdr
,nhe iia oil -
Spbn 6sllnslpalo.
-sodw. Batter eoti'5,p in gsaIsi.
laa o,s ptrru ei,pr9t oilt,mrptr b.
EiSsn IT'D aiais, stuupm ON Gisn
a hi,r i'm Siaott'n.
-Sur ekpban @OM, mi, 0umili,
on 5pll thuaie Die frIitn 3d9t et,
suht bic homilit ielnes Sdpaar!
lsrrn 1tcnl 3sbcasu.
Die ", br. peritrdnisI b,rarObtrr
k,tb tintn Nnboa sintn SiaIl uni
10 ohbnsybous bee 9trrn 5oitpl
IaIrop. ~
- Ger abolpb ,Stauletdr Der TT
In 1srm!n ole gsbru au per llnior
Enult IN 6ols 60. bstneti. icpt.s an
isnhaa pirper in's slier!jat Dalls.
-Nm Mpuida Norlsn iiaiitis et'
Eiorh u 6amille eierharo oiitt'
enc. tiasn @tIud ub, suno b'nttrlltl
bat Gin ultblitss 2gtttrten. 8ra'
lisrtn!
Sur s. 9. gertoh ba ft IL
,.~oris ,um Toiipr bttOrbllo'
brle ltvt gerts mieor ius el'tra
lus ;urad um bic 0tlisn bier y
rbrinsen. ma
--Grou e',crat Siepsus boN lllii
o. teiinott Iia Sur 3tit bier bti 'brt,
uiie. Wilipt Mdrla Silitmsptr uni
hpttu une Shwaasr 9lspHrs u
iud.
-Tr iunae Nerr ecuis u. Ceisrid
flo sinlst Wotsn bitr bs' 6'sun
4 ontlehalitr, trntu dut sHpH'a,
sotr uaa itin,r psimaih in Glsro
QanIas iurili. - Il
--Nm Weniaa Nbtnb lebri,n Url
pbauua s9,ibsl Ton ssanias 0itp'Nc
} lie itii siniatn Sahr'a bsltalt q
wisptr ~ bfn 9Ilern uno Wtlt'pl
IN b,ubtt sarad.
-TR Ssrrtn 2arl Sub'r lo'pi
t.uriA QcmnsrS ttaabsn kd al
snlaa na& 81. eouis mes Qes
hutton psr Columbus Hiittr als Ytle
Lisn miibtiiuwehpsn. a.
,ura.fdaiasn gsa3tuAe:
Nkr kline Gkbaabe eeriitert bctx'
lbAs atesu 6eusrT eRp coer Saut.
Kkr uHs ppn gsiI babtn h'
rn,ur Der Mttra.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-05-12
weapbaid Mo, Sonmehag b.h r. Ma isiO
pis thsmssm Sebsasmitta

NTufsSru bic Rotten bet pebensbselrtntfIs
ekns bic Enhittat 81 bsrbshern. 1oIep's
censp ,ane Tar bdlt ieins bohs StslInns ane
Sas,eiHutna aiib bsl!fnbs eissni6ailsh cb'
nc Aoiisnpsrmsbruna bel. eie M bic bsfis
ar,nsi iar nuitsm. Griaiinna, Group, asua'
buitsn unb ale yeibsH tes e&lunbss, Uruf'
ilne yunsei'l DE tats In selbtm yaisis.
5eatsi 4 SlIismspu
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-05-12
81. Glos.ias.

Ssbu ssaaiuaf taf itim tarili& ssu
tgts. Tabsstt t,,petbsnt Germ bet
RITA bslsaen. VI
Germ isr $1,000 sa 1sRs esea nas
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-05-12

Sawerwnh hst,s~e tfv sh,arlt,al IN
20 Gisa,su mi ,,nS Nt. etoep's Flu'
4am labls,is. Tas TtSsr. frhi aa' etg
q eS,A etaaisl. Srassn S1 ibtrn Gel
tor eett' xye,h Ter rsssn e,tics Saspis'
lasul Sraasnitmst,en, sepirts, Conner
zen iramepe. sNrs,esn SH an Cs.
Sbecp, 9as,ne, Eis., um frtls Ncst, nr'
ssrsn &srtb yu tewsilen. :. H,l;smsssr =
Sen.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-05-12

=
1otsss aisntp, yilIsu sHtbsltth In con.
tririr 5ora Araysblsnsu roh beitatis.sm
bstlianfltui1sm sysribs ,ar piWbtrung ane
bs,Iuna aIIer ,slistsn' une sIaieuIdeen.
Stdbtst & eilisiTtpu.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-05-12

II. scilp's aiea.y SiEs Nnb nu geasna,fi,
Iiatltno une b,ilsno uno elm Asaul,erer al'
lG llr,nunst a.tFabioisi,sn. Srpe'eert
G-Iatmit,sl. Set.tl 4 SiIIemepey.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-05-12

I'd etn Alptuirt;ikr atsragtts. @s'
Id tcs aniabiai ;ar 3ttti'.- ID ssti
Or .,asob $,uion. lS2o'SsItna aet
Stltad, Woni. .Asr,is tonnRa Trit'
btlien. Scbaio i'd peu e,r a,b,iI
haa Naai, tom. lnrbie ID uha b,Al,'
adk, neil b, Sslhaneia tritcpii par.
iss, absr. III! i'd bon .Alpta'rduiu as'
b,nntt.l iant "a iatreriort aubtitsr
uRp iaelssmia tabsi tssM.
u go gtee, uron.abtcS>s,s alk. slib,'
nd5tteGrda,tr'5siln,itsi Semi's SI'
stni.datsr. Ssire niht in xpetssisu
psriaufi. isassrn eirrii taEeit ssstl
eurA ek eiatn.sarist III sisr eser'
~ &,Esrs As iie-gj 60. cspn'
apt.. csicass 80.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-05-12
Life of Coy. Johnson

Life OF GOit Johnson
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xsaoa.
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Ihal llsAe essemof sss chxssklefzed . De
nes Rsahe nn Rpgktx lie Sla&s dsy. Of
Ahskan Lineols ~ Ii knqssht 3 nars<-
i've. ipspssdsai sad hl1ls .
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.he,stq~, AZ &ks lens<t-, HeszAu sal
pshssa ssasaigfls tgsn d f::5seesv
sedssy. -. :
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pssss Il Iasus,,sns; sss assss n ~. and .
sP-hecispfeimea Oi The bes pfinsrs I'D badas.
ciOsh.s.. -. b.@
&Lxksr 80 s-aa-. $50
Full La@keI (limaod edaoar - !,
{. seesap.sa4by Mf. Jahssoa 500
Sent po',psd On s..-.ps u psfshsss pnss.
Z .,fafnts pdn}ed 10 hanrass 70,
thts beeflEhieb. Is ihe greatest
sesler oi the gear.
wdfs for p.rt'o-l.n. b. i say.
:. -. DAY 4 KNSPpEN.
Haekaey blds. s.. Psal. Mnse1csA
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1910-05-12
Uorst ell un 8.
edulbauie sii aoeltto,un, gaiiionri

sonutas ssn 5. 3uni, ,9lo, 200 unS 7:i5 .. III.
The evening world., 1910-12-29


e~veryoody. Gee JUST because man
stays out q i'ttic tate ourinS tho nom
oays ana AFTER hes spent ON MS money
ouyans e~'sry"nlns me- ia"H's wants. 10
gets panheo. before ChrisVnas man
can DO anyuhins ana a WORD wohs Do
said 10 MIN, Out aiter uhey We 1ot every.
thing out or YOU
Mr.. Jarr no" realzed that IL was uo-
nestle trouoIe that pfeyeo upon hs
friend
NOW, look here, Rangle.' he sad
you're wrong, old man. you'll a
make matters worse. why don't you Dc
q
why don't you mind your own pusi-
ness replied Mr.. Ransle.
You leave him alone said Gus as
he leaned his weight on the table on MS
third Journey and rested his poor, tired
rect. "A mans got to nave some en-
joyment. II he amt allowed to do what
ne wants to home he can do 1t In my
place
Il wish l was a fireman or a sailor or
a drummer said Mr.. Rangie, and
then people would be giad TO see me
when l came home.
your people VIII DC sIad 10 zee sou'
Come on home said Mr.. Jarr.
hes' take MN nome, saIu Gus.
When my Lena knows you refers are
here she thinks I'm in bad
Anyhow III bet I'm rom TO get swung
for THESE drinks. Whats the use 10 get
III BAD except for cash CUSTOMERS ana
my teet Is 50 sore u amt no pleasure
Tor me to 20 out When my Lena says
why don't l. | would, too. only amt
takihs IN enough from such customers
what hangs ne UP 10 hlre a 'aNcao'
Tome on IN tahe you nome anu
square H. s"'u Mr. 'arr' I'm III .ne
pad BOOKS AT my mousse Dut m a soou
squarer Tor other people
The evening world., 1910-12-29

~ " 1 dltNs
asked Mr.. Jarr. taken somewhat aback.
III you felt as l feit. you wouldn't
appreciate anything" grumbied Mr..
Rangfe.
you must nave had a happy holiday.
Didn't Santa Claus bring you any
thing?" ventured Mr.. Jarr. seeing his
friend was glowerlng and sullen.
I'll lead a vigilance committee or a
mob to rush through the streets and
lynch every street corner Santa Claus
in sight, next year, snarled MIR. Ran
gle. That's nov I feel"
You're n cheerful person to meet
out" said Mr.. Jarr. why don't you
go homer"
Huh ?" asked Mr.. Rangle.
"why don't you go home, this isn't
any place to come with a groush and
spoil e~verybody's pleasure said Mr..
Jar.
you let him be- said Gus. who had
come forward at this colloquy. Il know
what he's up against"
He's up against your bar" said Mr..
Jarr. What he needs Is 10 go to some
place where he can get a drink and
cheer himself up"
That's a good idea" said Gus. SOL
EMMY. Lets go out somewhere and
have a good time. When Elmer comes
from his supper l can get away. too
II don't want to go n place
growied Mr.. Rangle. II want. to be let
alone"
Lets go over and sit at a table and
have a drink" suggested Mr.. Jar,
Amt It good enough. standing where
you are?" asked Gus. Il got sore feet,
What you want to be making me walk
out from behind the bar and wait on
you for?"
A CLEAN OF interest shone In Mr.
Rangle's eye.
Come on he said. and he led the
way to the furthest table In the back OF
the room. Il hope his feet ache him sc
that he'll have to go and get 'em am
putated."
whats he done to you?" asked Mr.
Jarr, when they had seated themselves
and had compelled limping Gus to maxi
two painful Journeys.
HE hasn't done anything to me.
said the dolorous Rangae. But l hat
The evening world., 1910-12-29
Letters From the People

worked out. as a mans earning ca
pacity II usually getting smaller az he
grows older. lie finds II harder from
year to year to get along. A big fam
lily Is no drawback in the country, for
the family all help, which is the same
as earning their OWL living. But there
Is one thing that a man must do and
that Is stick to his work, cut out all
waste OF money n be willing 10 work
and give up saloons. etc. The wife
must be willing 10 put up with a little
Inconvenience until you haye a start.
There are vacant homesteads and land
Is cheap enough In the Northwest. Men
get $50 to 50 per day In the logging
camps and saw mills,
A l.. WEBER,
Timber Valley, Wash.
Not Necessarily elm Order"
To the Editor Of The Evening World
Harry Hoffman gives the correct an
swer 10 discount problem CWhat IL the
net price OF a u listed at 100, with a
discount OF 80. Is and 10 per cent. p, but
is wrong in stating that discounts must
be taken In proper order" as the series
OF discounts taken in any order will
bring Bame answer, viz: S-S-l0 per
cent. or 1888 per cent or &-l0-33 per
cent. or same discounts In any order
you wish to figure them. 30 long as you
take all the discounts on. Let those In
tsrsstsd try It. DISCOUNT.
The evening world., 1910-12-29
Three Days 20 Friscos

To the Editor Of The Evening World.
Can any railroad expert inform me
whether II Is possible or not to 20 by
special service tby relay method. that
is having engines at intervals ready TO
couple on 10 n OF two cars with very
slight delay, cars built specially TO stand
tho highest speed as TO wheels. etc.
from Buffalo TO San Francisco, Cal, in
less than three days, or In three daysH
J. w, Elizabeth. n. J.
Cant sleep.
To the Editor Of The Evening World
WIN some experienced reader kindly
tell me some simple way to cure In
comma? THIS should interest many
others who can't sleep. l.. J.
One Mans Experience,
To the Editor Of The Evening World
came TO Washington State in 1901
and took up a homestead. had only
enough money TO pay for "hling." 80 ]
had TO go TO work to earn more none
for building my cabin. ! was then
ffty-two years old. ! worked out half
Of the time n the other haif Of the
time ! cleared land. Now I have a
nice home. fruit trees, two acres IN
strawberries. twelve acres In grain.
even acres In grass and alfalfa and a
big garden with a large bed OF as.
paragus. This I could not have had
II hac stayed in New York City and
The evening world., 1910-12-29

D i l O g u e S
Copyright. 1910. by The Press Publishing Co. THE New York wor
Jobs Up-tO-Date COmfOrterS.
By Alma Woo dWdrd

s msa an"MS je%ne Ira Lawson. Mrs r and rHns water man.
n 4 AN rings Mrs Ieromes bell ....,
vi M Man- ! ens's nass2 1 ,Sdsy Is Il" '''''''
Mr.. Yes IN take a Spss
S r: srSsa ,. !: IL
Man-An right; I'll ae around Friday
Mrs. G lis tina. YOU Canary Spring Water
Mr.. o-Yes. I do; and want to register a =, complaint "%la; too One os bottle out Su, 6;
N Ia. .sm os 's0. 10 .9 Ssss Ssss % s%a, so,ne WITH :. St cs sssos ma r osG "ot paying .a ,as nis
sealed in the spring house. You'll notice they've III got pasted paper wrappers.
Man guess maybe the glass in the Ootuew t. imperfect, md hi made Il.
Mrs c-wen, I wal, to examine each Oosn. before gu TO- that's ALL I'll
Mrs i've never had M trouble with the "a'era all Mrs Grant I think
Mrs. l. ohimins m,-rve aiways found 1t a : clear a. sry.t', 100; ...
but. H n am g sn Hs an hat vac ~os'c cre,on " @ THAT nte botns' 20 matter "%er' wns, he f~'~ az Ana
have have ito r be 80 o Sare sond "ns my my, 0p PEI i%ns toe TO- re n ansSmon n%' or a0s syph osy. or r aM IN
Mr.. L-Indoed, YOU hv to be careful sus.' I ought. to know: why. I've
never bent e same since ny operation, M v that's is a u good year ar. and n a half g
used Ito faint Of a average of vice a day. lust without a word Of warning I'd
Ms 9 @ervousn2-erasloas, How u"s9~ INFO" ae.. A, haven't sons et on the
Mrs. L. oarkly>-Maybe the operation wasn't successful because surely you
should have gotten back our strength by now. dear
being mrs done s S sns%. TS N soo'or IS S%s !" as Al '' %s' W %" rsS ""S Whs, s q :. knows '%@s
uv M husband G; 's 81" I'M Ss Wouldn't ' ars t %y S%% at ito w sa' nos ,su.' They told
Mrs MRS. III .s,n w vss @s .t 'sy tn Sson s san You sps ssns On nov ,h .s% days. ss VOL N e us DO,
a n, thine v1 Of ~s' "a ss, se. "a nsT os f esas spp.n ashns1 last ' ~..s9 -'n' "'"-"Ay' !" y
M rS j aSsn "f T@ nsrss "nG vss yu coud hv. seen m wh.n 60. Off
m sohbea. Just skin drawn over bone, or course ,m tire very easily even now.
an l. , cant stand the ~" water ms r' M or s ssy nsss'' OF I'M .
stand MTs a, g an, 1"sii Ssrs VI been %ss Standing %ns al %~ this tim. .' the as' Waiter ,s''' Ts ~ @s to q
"a nnsstentD Water. Mrs Jerome,
Mrs Mr.. Z: 'T ss'a'n "a' with ' ss, s1 mere. Wow Ne. 'i ! =. II 3 ;. comfortable. My.
what a relief relic . it, to 81. sit s Gown j ,u Ss, shows low. Mo- Ns weak l am
waters M' q T.. sss sss'; a I'sssl, AL ssss' a.. !. ~ ss, a ,s liar; Ms that %y cas-. s:.ss r 's:
rausso ven /, sas,' ysuI' I hay to pull put !, IT,, down ,. again \ CONS tomorrow.
M nn-a q closes !" '' a"m b v v S"s q" door, IT '' ''
Mrs. il suppose .e thought wa going down there and lift it of for her.
Mrs I~-Huni To hear her talk you'd think he va. the only one no had
Mrs J. with s@n,-yes N all hi had don u. to hay. her append.
M. L-wha. . sw.a bou. nothing! A.A ~as4ssEx.x.. u.u~u.-
The evening world., 1910-12-29
THE EVERGLADES.

TINE Florida Everglades, where City Chamberlain Charles II.
Hyde is supposed to be ramiicating, have long been regarded
as a geographical mystery. 1t is a region that lies almost on
a level with the sea, interspersed with streams, Astounding in swamps
and strange islands where the scanty remains of the once great tribe
Of Seminole Indians make their homes.
Rather different from the gay corridor Of the Waldorf and the
swell cafe of the Knickerbocker!
Complete separation from worldly cares and public duty is Mr..
Hydes only compensation in this queer exile, except, perhaps. the
$1,000 a month paid by the City of New York for services which he
does not perform.
How long will our Spartan Mayor stand this scandal?
The evening world., 1910-12-29
Courage
Frances Whitman Roberts.

TAKE courage! No battle was e'er
won without It:
Your cause will be lost while
you stand there and doubt 1t.
II cruel Fate buffets don't take 1t
supinely:
cringe meath her blows and she'll
punish o finely.
Don't submit to your lot. bound by
Fate's gadling ~fetter;
II YOU don't like your lot pick out one
you like better.
Strike out FOR yourself, for submission
ignoble.
Don't sit down and fret over possible
trouble.
Get out OF the rut. climb out OF the
slough:
Don't wait for a more suitable time
do II now!
For your watchword. "Endeavor!"
Success for your goal;
You'll win II you try with your whole
heart and soul.
ere failure-black scourge!-settles
down like a blight,
Take courage high courage! IT'S every
man's right.
The evening world., 1910-12-29
w h a Is a Friend?
BY Sophie Irene Loeb.

Copyright 1910 by The Press PuMNing Co. The New York World.
A {" g;Ss'; r~, ,.,. ~n ~. u.. 49,. .' r~ .,,.au, 10, Won
a friend Is N who wthhods judgment no natter how long % have his
unanswered leuer.
He refuses to gn our note because h e n to remain your friend.
A fiend is ne who gives o the bouquet before you die
He is you enemy when yu need one
A friend is m who handles yu with boxing gloves when 10 are strong,
and with silk mts when o are weak.
He 1t Is who waits untl the morning after to dha agree with you
A friend Is one who. when he sees o iii thu soup" shows you how 10
swim out.
And when yu are in the down-and-out club a friend is n who will give
you the frta aviation push!
The evening world., 1910-12-29

expressing some novel views in American language Of quite recent
coinage.
All Europe is in hook to its uncle he says.
By this appropriate pawnshop figure Of speech it Is to be under
stood that the fnanciers who make the war loans own or control the
modern civilized nations-"for it seems there is n difference between
owning and controlling a thing, such as a railroad, though some of
us cannot quite grasp the distinction"
The Eskimos and the Hottentots may be free from the yoke, but
the world powers all have to grin and bear it. King, kaiser, car
or mikado may hold down the throne, but he can't do ANYTHING with
out seeing his rich "unce" He may not declare war even to right
wrongs II defend honor, much less to crafty vanity or humor a whim,
without having first secured the permission Of the philanthropc
relative who does business under the sign of the three golden balls.
There is no danger of war for many years to come, while the
big loans are outstanding, DR.. Jordan goes on to assure us. But
the wal debt is always there, growing bigger every year. Europe's
war debt now is estimated at twenty-six billions Of dollars, or about
one-third of all the money in the world. Such is the price of mill
tarism and armed peace. The Rothschids and other money-lenders
The evening world., 1910-12-29
Memorials for Horses.

A JAPANESE correspondent writes
"A In the current issue of Our
Dumb Animals hat despite the
fact that cruelty to animals exists in his
country, due more to ignorance than tn
malice" there Is a growing sentiment
toward betterment in that direction. In
the course OF his letter, Masujiro Honda
says: Memorial services were held for
the horses killed and wounded in both
the Chinese and the Russian war, and
a Buddhist priest Is travelling all over
Japan to raise funds for erecting a
monument 10 the memory OF the war
horses lost In our recent national strug-
gle. His idea Is to set up In suitable
place a statue OF a horse with the
Buddha OF Mercy. Kwannon. on Its
back"
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The H edgeville Editor
By John L. Hobble

FRED HANKS say that lie woud rather loan David craum s. than to rave
! him always speaking when they meet.
FRANK CIRCUIT says he can't decide whether to raise his, son u to be preshent
= of IN United states or NOV his family to Indiana,
IKE REYNOLDS say that ggs are sc high hat a man can't express his
IL opinion of anything
p oE HENNIs as IN would rather love am respect her husband n have
! him tell her n truth.
MI LENNIS hopes that some day she will he a real surraGete. but at
IVA present she weighs only no pounds.
The evening world., 1910-12-29
Governor Quick Wit.

" yHILE talking to a former Governor Of
N.Y. Illinois, who was noted for the quick'
w nes " his Wit, an English tourist spoke
with special ieryor Of a sight he had
seen IN another STATE,
II attended a SUNDAY ~ryice for the inmate.
Of tho State prison, he said, and | learned
that Of the 20S I-rsnnS now conhnsd there, all
but twelve voluntarily attended religious services
hed in the prison clAId twice each sunday"
Most extraordinary, - said the Governor, mus
ingly, II am sorry 20 Say II is not 81 with Va,
But then" he addel soNcrly. I'm Illinois. you sac,
most u tho respectable Ieopie do not come to
u-i.on. st. Pau Dispatch.
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His EXCUSE.

~ HOLLY had entered his fathers office after
graduating from college, but had shown
" q capacity for unpunctuslity that g.ad.
ually got upon the old sentleman's nerves,
We'll" said the latter one morning. swapping
the cover Of his watch angnly a. Cholly walked
In about half-I~s ten, this is = fine tina Of dAy
to get down to business. Here II IL half-pas, ten
o'clock"
We'll my dear dad" said Cholly. lsnpndly.
"you have always said that the office should seek
the man, and not the man the office. and I've
been waiting for the blamed thing 70 turn up
ever since bGsaaast "-HArpas Weekly,
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A LITTLE e.

II s'pose IN have to invite the fac
ulty TO dinner" said the dean,
"All those professors" exclaimed
his wife. Think of the expense"
ION, I'll get EN- to talking about car
bohydrates and they won't eat much
Chicago Journal.
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who shave the price" naturally
control the situation. 1t is not
nowadays the hand that rocks
the cradle, but the hand that
holds the cash, that rules the
world.
This borrowing of enormous
sums for armament, and saddling
the debt upon future generations,
to be taken in taxes from the peo-
pie, is a tyrannous proceeding
that might in itself make war GER
tain but for the grimly humorous
device of raising a foreign war
car to divert attention from
fighting grievances at home.
And all the while old Uncle
stands smiling and struggling his
shoulders in the doorway of his 7
The evening world., 1910-12-29
TWO GRIEVANCES.

What is BliEgtns's grievance against
the railroad company"
He has w grievances; one Is that
some Of the trains don't stop Mt hts sta
tion. and the other that after he gets on
board the train loses TIM by stopping
at other stattonA"-Washlngton Star.
The evening world., 1910-12-29

friend and neigh
Itor, Mr.. Rangle.
draped over the
altar OF Bacchus.
And he slapped
h | m h g y
on tn Q b a C k.
Don't get gay.
you!' growled Mr..
Rangle.
why don't you
hang out n sign,
Familiarity Not