The Nevada County picayune., 1910-07-15

Will get mad and clean up Wlln MeuT cine Hat
 No man in an automobile should re- gard himself as a licensed killer of his kind.
 When churches select press agents they should seek them outside of the atrical ranks.
 England has invented luminous golf balls for those who are afraid to hole out in the dark.
 The anti-kiss button Is all right in principle, but so many ladies use hooks and eyes.
 A Chicago man has the last word! His wife dislocated her jaw while bawling him out
 Nicaragua's revolution continues begging away in a manner to keep every one feeling natural
 Paper money is to be made smaller. But cheer up It will probably con- tinue to look bigger and bigger.
 "Beware of pickpockets and hat pins" warns the London police, thus putting both parties on their guard
 Liliuokalani Is given to understand that since she has no crown she does not need any crown lands to sup port 1t.
 Singing is proposed fin Paris as an aid In uplifting the morals of young people. But how about the old people next door?
 Cook books issued by the govern ment have proved so interesting that . bureau of household recipes might be suggested.
 The Michigan is our fastest battle ship, but the medals for the shot-put and marathon records have not yet been awarded.
 Generally speaking. the main diff ference between the husbands poor kin and the wife's is that his doesn't cost her anything
 A Nebraska womans hat. decora- ted with fruit, was eaten by horse. But 1t was of practical use. at least, while others like It.
 "No photographer who Is an artist will flatter a patron" says London weekly No photographer who is an artist" will make a living. either, eh?
 Indianapolis doctors made man a He limps now, and he cant smell. but otherwise the operation was sue aess
 New York's subway has improved on its old straps by putting in cast steel hangers, with porcelain handles. But the public is expected to do it's hanging on in the same old style
 "Training fer housekeeping Is woe fully missing from oHr school sys- tenn says an Ohio manufacturer Is this another covert attaelf oa fhe his cults of the woman's college gradu. ate?
 The German emperor keeps Hp fifty residences. some of which he has never seen He probably wishes to have things prepared in cose he is ever caught far from home late at night.
 Meanwhile f may comfort those persons who think they have had a narrow escape To reflect that ft will be sevenlytive years before Halleys comet visits this part of the universe again
 Scientific measurements establish that Yale students weigh more and are thicker in the neck and chest than In ls64 How much larger they are in their minds is not statistically imparted
 The number of cigarettes which are smoked in this country is rapidly in. creasing Perhaps this is due to the precautions that are being taken to stop the sale of posons to irrespon- sible people
 A Chicago minister says woman's greatest fault is that of telling little white ones He should understand that many married women have to take drastic measures to preserve the family reputation
 President Twitchen of the Maine State Pomological society reports. aft CT an investigation. that from 100000 to ,50.o00 apple trees have been set out in Maine this year Perhaps what used to be the Pine Tree state may become the Apple Tree state in time.
 Michigan bank robber says his sweetheart drove him to crime. Men haven't changed since Adams time. Not even found any new excuses.