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Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1910-12-09
YOUR STOMACH FEELS FINE.
Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Sourness, Gas
and All Stomach Misery Ended
In Five Minutes.

This harmless preparation will
promptly digest anything you eat and
overcome a sick, sour, gassy or out-of-
order stomach within five minutes.
II your meals don't fit comfortably,
or what you eat lies like lump Of
lead in your stomach, or If you have
heartburn, that Is sign of Indigestion.
Get from any drug store here In
town a 50-cent ease Of Pape's Diapep-
sin and take q dose just as soon as
you can. There will be no sour ris-
ings, no belching Of undigested food
mixed with acid, no stomach gas OR
heartburn, fullness or heavy feeling
in the stomach, Nausea, Debilitating
Headaches, Dizziness or Intestinal
gripping This will all go, and, besides,
there will be no sour food left over
in the stomach to poison your breath
with nauseous odors.
Pape's Diapepsin is certain regula-
tor for out-of-order stomachs, and be-
sides it takes hold OF your food and
digests 1t just the same as il your
stomach wasn't there.
These large 50-cent cases contain
more than sufficient to thoroughly
cure any case of Dyspepsia, Indiges-
ton or any other stomach disorder.
Remember, Ii your stomach feels
out of order and uncomfortable now,
you can get relief in five minutes by
taking little Diapepsin.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1910-12-09
Significance In Names.

In an Illinois town workingman
having been Informed that a sixth
baby had arrived at his home. ex-
claimed: Stuff Gent" and his neigh
bors, referring to his having given
that name-Suff1cient-t the new
arrival, credited him with originality.
The incident resembles case nearer
home, adds the New York Tribune
"A New York family was blessed with
nine daughters, when the stork
brought a tenth one. 1t was In the
days when the slang term for an oft
told story was Chestnut" and as
the baby certainly came under that
head. she received the name, but for
suphony's sake the French for the
word was employed, and she was
called Marion.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1910-12-09
Soothed Boston Babe

The Boston infant was restless and
peevish. It's nurse had crooned
"Rock-a-by, baby, on the tree ton.
When the wind blows the cradle will
rock" long time in vain. The babe
would not fall under its influence.
Then its fond mother sang to 1t gen
ly: The vibrating atmosphere
causes the seporific receptacle where
n the babe lies ensconced tooscillate
n the arboreal apex" No need TO
,hant further. Instantly soothed. the
babe, with satisfied smile. fell away
Ia chamber
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1910-12-09
Op-to-Date Advertfs;no

Sweet are the uses of advertise
ment! A firm OF Hungarian lottery
touts now embell1sh their circulars
with the proud boast: THE famous
DR.. Crtppen our client In 1907" and
fac-simile Is given of his letter or
dertng four quarter tickets Sin ode
numbers. London Truth.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1910-12-09

W. N. u, MILWAUKEE, NO. so-1e1o.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1910-12-09
The Bio Show.

The personally conducted tourists
were viewing the Egyptian pyramids.
; Goodness gracious!" calculated
Mfs Newrocks, sit must have cost
pile 3f money to build them"
"Surest thing you know" said Mr..
Newrocks; "but don't imagine for
moment that any one tourist agency
stood for all the expense-it was
probably Z Jackpot AFFAIR.""
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1910-12-09

Constipation causes many serious dis
eases. It is thoroughly cured by Dr.
plerce's Pleasant Pellets. One a laxative,
three for cathartic.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1910-12-09
Was All Right.

Howard-Did you telephone Mrs.
Howard that / would be detained at
the office until midnight?
Once Boy-Yes. sir.
And what did she say?''
"Said she didn't blame you-she had
made an engagement to go to the the
later tonight herseif"-Smart Set.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1910-12-09

The man who has good reputa-
ton may not be able to realize the
fun he might have If he didn't.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1910-12-09
How inventory Was Taken.


The most expert accountants and
appraisers to be had were put at the
task. Their labors lasted over eight
months. Their report and it's publ
cation by the company marks an ep-
och in finance.
1t began by recommending an adj
Justment Of the difference between
the appraised and book values by a
charge of $5,595,0S9 against sur
plus. Book values of securities held
were reduced to market values, bad
and doubtful accounts were "charg-
ed off," an allowance Of $4,000, 900
was made for depreciation" another
of 100000 for reserve" and SO on,
until the old surplus Of 1885,, 900
came down to s5,136,oOO.
1t required courage, the publication
Of this statement to stockholders, say
ing in effect: THE property OF
your company has been reval-
ued: the surplus isn't nineteen mill
ions, as you have been led to be-
lieve, but five millions" but it was
the truth, and President Vail did not
finch. Accuracy and publicity" he
declared, was essential 1.-The stock
holder has a right to know. The
shares of this company are scatter
ed from one end Of the Union to the
other. This is more than private
corporation. It is great national
enterprise. The public is entitled to
the facts
The report was ordered published
forthwith. Financiers of the old
school and spectators generally were
aghast- What would happen? Would
the bottom drop out of Western
Union when the shareholders realiz-
ed that their property was worth
$13,000,000 less than they had sun.
posed! But the amazing thing
happened. The stock went I'D and
stayed up. The public had respond
ed to this remarkable display of
frankness and confidence; to the new
motto, Accuracy and Publicity,
The full significance of the action
OF the new board is stated concisely
by Harper's Weekly in these words:
is this policy of publicity and of
open-handed dealing with sharehold-
ers and public the forerunner of a
similar movement on the part of 9TH
er Dig corporations? Certainly It is
to be hoped that it is. In the case
OF these big companies, dependent
upon public patronage and doing bust
ness under public franchise. can
there be any question of the right of
the people to know?
That right is being recognized.
II is recognized now in this epochal
act on the part of the telephone and
telegraph interests. It is the dawn
OF a new era in corporation fanance"
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1910-12-09
A Usual Exception.

do you know Of any exception to
the rule that birds of feather foe
together?"
Yes. Raven locks with crows feet.
The Nome daily nugget., 1910-09-28
NOTICE OF APPLICATION FOR
 SALE.

In the District Court of tho United States for the District of Alaska. see- ond Division
 In the matter of <. II. Stevens. bankrupt. In bankruptcy. NJ g.
 To the creditors of <. II, Stevens. of Nome in the District aforesaid, bankrupt
 Notice is hereby given that on the $rd day of October 1910. at o'clock .p. m.. there will be meeting of the creditors of the above named bankrupt at the office of ] r. IIobhes referee in the Nome Realty Company build ing on Steadman avenue. to consider an application for sale=o of the following described property. to-wit.
 one Mergcnthaler linotype machine. 1 two-revolution Campbell press, Challenge Gordon job press. 1 Ideal paper cutter. 1 complete engraving plant, Remington typcwritcre, to- gether with type. stones. rules, lead cutters. eases. and everything pertain- ing to the office of the Nome Daily Gold Digger. at Nome. Alaska. free of an encumbrance of $2.oo0 and inter- est thereon. evidenced by a chattcl mortgage given to F.. W. Johnston. of Seattle, Wash. dated May 20. 1909, the proceeds of sale to stand in lieu of the mortgaged property
 If said application is granted the sale of said property will be made forthwith at auction to the highest and best bidder for cash. subject to confirmation by the undersigned at a continuance of such meeting. which on the conclusion of such sale, will bc taken to the 4th day of October. 1910. at o'clock r. m, in the office afore- said. and to transact such other busi- ness as may properly come before such meeting.
 Dated Sept q. 1910 J. r. HOBBIES. Referee in Bankruptcy.
The Nome daily nugget., 1910-09-28
DEBS fLAYS \
 FEW OFFICIALS
Nuggets Special Service.


 CucAgp. s,rt Eugene Dcb<. Che =asa Iabar and -a,aHst leader of th. country m speech here last nI4u He.a Eao-cye, in manner i@f Hrm4Ht ,Ha.r= from those rre-rH t..t n.aug shook Che building.
 NE H.#-..=rH. .e.r fhe history anu. a.le Eassut.rf wnar int the cx, ,.at. cham ml ts n.s and ngur.- HHt t- f.-t. ua bc uas auythiaE t5 a#ead If Eabrs uas h.Ia- -a
 .r r9.-gd.t-
 Tae supreme court al~u came in fpt trHsa. azhu4 5t Inc hands of tHg zrr5krr. a- wal as many of the great abar leaders nor at the head of or =n.z.d labor throughout the United sff==.
 n= Beb- rtmatyd tHat ther.e ara
 number # traitars in the ranks lf ua.e zsHa ara welding the power uf arsaaized labor and some of the men
 #e head are responsible for 1He slow progress tHe l8h+riae mea are a.He
 ~,.H. Ff the r74f of Che evil and -ta#p Il aut. then socialism and thc IaIaras people WH forga ahead at q afId tat# said the speaker.
The Nome daily nugget., 1910-09-28
i3 KILLED AND
 fl ARE INJURED
Nuggets Special Service.

AsN9JtA OJG~ldi 0eFNlCSs
 CLAYTON, Kan. Sept. 24-Att P waiting aH summer for rain to come the reaction is setting in and last night there was a cloud burst in the high hills beyond the town and the torrent is washing the bridges out on tbe railroad for miles.
 Later-The express train which was running late east of the town went through bridge this afternoon that Wae reported safe. The engine, bag sage and smoker plunged into the tor reHt below killing and drowning thir- t,.n and iujuring eleven
 All taHc of the road has been brought To standstnl and many of the county bridges have been washed away by the torrent. This is the worst flood the country has ever ex- reieHced, and it is all due to the cloud berzt which took place last night
The Nome daily nugget., 1910-09-28
OFFICIALS PLAN
 TO STOP GRAFT.
Nugget Special Service.

Nugget Special Service.
 SEATTLE. sru zG There a movement oh fu1t 5MeHs tE elt4 af acials to ~lup Che eafa I Erfdpa which ha= been going aa fa como timr.
 Tne reform wave which t F He oyer thp city under tho reIaH ar Aa.- ing Mayor Wrda k uueoe.tu= #a., forms of eraft that lHaaleae. aa wasn't even drcaaad aHaH
 The shiftng or thr tat,ea aasa ta other beats has hr1ueht t7 light a#ns forms of petit gafaug an4 tas aata nayer has called r.eaf msatms t# formulate rlpH< far aH#s-Hs a. ame
 here is q rumor to the effect GU Hi Giu skipped auf m-t ta siee Wal lel chance Q ecf u1er the gambler md Erafter= and he a- t4- efeH then III out before n. mayor g5fs harE.
The Nome daily nugget., 1910-09-28
DAUGHTER DENNY
 LEAVES CHINA
Nugget Special Service.

iNlI4CN g 93tGtdt OeIN4Css
 SEATTLE. sept D. Mrs. HcHk.r m. daGgatal#oF Denny. one of tne ar-Hat aau.rg of the city of Seanue. IL. b-su forced ta Ice lrom emma m aEIef ts escape martial Woes.
 AIf uaHker hs been m China ful -eteH4 seH- doing missionary worN hui =lae rceeW umisugs and the at- tHudy tae Caiae-e are assuming to- eard lsr#l4Htr- has forced hrr ta giNe .#.f ezafk and feuu to her hame Nars# lH s.atJGe.
 hauHt. tHr fatber ef the souue mi== sian8rz aamH. na~ one el l1e= wealthy aHa Har= n Seattle 3ad Denny uay. beaH school Denny bark and several o.aar i-Hution- have been named in honor at him. When he died ke left aa s-tata tH1 has since doHT1ed iH lalas several tmes and his faverite daazH.r Mrs. HaHRer. after finding married fjle somewhat stormy took up missionary Work and ha+ since that time bcea aaus E1od work in China and Japan m connection with the American Board or Foreign Missions.
The Nome daily nugget., 1910-09-28
RAILROAD MEN ID
 ENTER POLITICS
Nugget Special Session.

2 9NN NteNsteiI S~aai afia
 NEW YORK. S,s. H#- road uuiou- at gae EE.r rf...., 'ahr an Hs,Ne n#a t. a... coming campaign tH. Hm. also .... t.. #tteHHi ln#..- .G #.a s.... president TH# Ha.. aE s'sr come t. ..a e.#. 1uy aay tt.s..Hs
 toward tue r#.a-au r.rrI
 Us Ha,mE W1uE.r= ar r. ar taase el,r.=a a rs maaEar= al ua aa HaEa
 Ey almost urunuuus y-., ps ... members n ,aa Fast ae all taa4s sa ,as voted ta euts. raa.# aa ..r. 7u a ~J5j= a5 aeuare H H#a =,a government in W1=HiH-t.u iu r.e aers-f U men. aaHaa az Ea.
 omraaie=
 TheE rafiz. zH#t thae heea#,Ha=s- pion in I7FougHe u HH. senate Gal lHey need mor, mau Uha raH .he laws tHrougn Cou4Iass aa H= abem enforced after fasy =z. H..a fazzrd
The Nome daily nugget., 1910-09-28
NOTICE

In thc Enitca states Cammis-an- or's Court. District of Alaska. S-eeaa Division. Nome Precinct. In probate In the matter If the#estHic=e ef e.H= Nlmgreu. deceased
 Notice i@ hereby given by the udyr- signed fine administrator of said estate. ta the creditors of and to aH persons having claims against. the said deceased to exhibit their claims with the noccssay vouchers within six months from tho datr of this notice Ia said administrator af his residence in Nome. Alaska
 DAVID k JEEEL
 Administrator of s0id Estate. Photo Albums. l-onen Bros.
The Nome daily nugget., 1910-09-28
WEATHER RECORD
SEPTEMBER 2Z. 1910.

Tempcrature-Maximum. 4 above minimum go above. Barometer-29.2 inches. Weathcr-Cloudy. Wind light breeze
 ARTHUR GIBSON,
 Observer
The Nome daily nugget., 1910-09-28
BALLINGER NOW
 BEING SUED
Nuggets Special ser.

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The Nome daily nugget., 1910-09-28
NOTICE.
Observer

Notice is hereby given that Mrs. M. E. Flowers has been appointed admin istrator of the estate of Henry Mc- Cleish, deceased.
The Nome daily nugget., 1910-09-28
LARGE TANK.

For sale 7x7x7 feet made of inch lumber and bound with heavy iron. Call at Pacific Cold Storage co.
The Nome daily nugget., 1910-09-28
HIGH SIGN TOWER
 FOR SEATTLE
Nugget speE.5 sr

 
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The Nome daily nugget., 1910-09-28

Prize Winner Draught Seer on sale at the Eagle as soon as the corwin arrives.
The Nome daily nugget., 1910-09-28
TOBY

lf you are locking far f.ezH Har- n7ae candy just a1 ta Toas's Crr- Kitchen where t ls ma 2 frrsr -a
 r.--E l - U IL -- =
The Nome daily nugget., 1910-09-28
For strenuous exercise qut solitaire and trg bowling
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The Nome daily nugget., 1910-09-28

par#sa z 5asa Co. aase .ast4le- 7 n shap tn connection .e#th .hei~ st7r.. a7d 7ae 5aaa=-=s. ta fareish 4yaraua. 7fpe, Smoke Ssaelz, Tir~ar,. ana fu sH kinds ef repair work
 The very best Job PrT0t0a 7t ,aa
 77et Office.
The Nome daily nugget., 1910-09-28
cENTRAL GWE HE roavs.

I've lazt epeuca D bak of outzraa andy and t's "a Bat then tae#e
 Toby he makes f fresh every day. HI just cal H HH 8a.
The Nome daily nugget., 1910-09-28

FsaaB te@a7s 5t tfa Bz7-a as r~-,
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-07-16
AWFUL DOSE CURES SULTAN.
Directions of the American surgeo.
Are Slightly Misunderstood.

Directions of the American surgeoa
Are slightly Misunderstood.
This actually happened in Mindanao.
The story was told to me by the army
surgeon himself.
He was seated in his tent one morn
ing when a number of the followers of
the Sultan of Pantar came hurrying
to him, saying the Sultan was dying
of cholera. Aided by the slight knowl-
edge he had then had of their lam
guage, the surgeon diagnosed the case
from their reports as a well-nigh hope
less one. Still, anxious to show the
skill and friendliness OF the Ameri-
can for the Moro brother. he hastily
made up six powders each containing
one-sixth of a grain of morphine and
thirty grains of bismuth. These he
gave to the emissaries, telling them
to give the Sultan one OF them in a
glass of boiled water every three hours
and to report TO him next morning
how the patient was getting along.
The next morning the surgeon was
more than surprised to see the Sultan
himself walk into the tent. Wan and
weak as he was. he had come some
eight miles to thank the surgeon per-
sonally for having saved his life. and
had brought with him one of his sub
jects who spoke Spanish we'll enough
to serve as an interpreter.
1t was through this interpreter that
the surgeon learned how his directions
had been followed. First, they had
given the entire six powders to the
Sultan at one dose-a full grain OF
morphine and $50 grains OF bismuth-
and then had poured a tumblerful Of
boiling water into him every three
hours afterward. scalding his mouth
and throat so that he could hardly
speak.
But It cured him, and the surgeon
says the same treatment cured many
another Moro who would probably
have died under lesser doses.-Brool.
Ign Eagle.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-07-16
EEzsPOL,B
.@SS BY JULES VERNE

now. and the Saturday after the install
lation hunting excursion was organ
lied.
AS they tramped along over the ice
the doctor talked about the hibits of
the Eskimos. ~ ~:
My good Bell. your voracity. would
never equal the Greenlanders." for they
devour from ten to fifteen pounds of
meat a day"
Fifteen poundsl" said Bell. What
stomachsl"
Arctic stomachs." replid the doctor,
are prodigious; they can expand at
will, and / may add, contract at viii;
so that they can endure. starvation
quite as well as abundance. When an
Eskimo sits down to dinner he is quite
thin. and by the time he has finished
he is so fat you would hardly recog-
nize him. But then we must remem-
Der that one meal sometimes lasts
whole day"
This voracity must be peculiar to
the inhabitants Of cold countries" said
Altamont.
Il think It Is" replied the doctor TN
the arctic regions people must eat
enormously; It is not only one of the
conditions of strength, but of exist
ence. The Hudson Bay Co. always
reckoned on this account: Eight
pounds of meat to each man a day, or
twelve pounds of fish, or two pounds
of pemmican."
Must be strengthening" said Bell.
Not so much as you imagine. An
Indian who guzzles like that can't do
a whit better days work than an En-
glishman, who has has pound of beef
and pint of beer"
Things are best as they are, then. I
suppose"
mo doubt of It, and yet an Eskimo
meal may well astonish us. In Sir
| John Ross narrative he states his sur
prise at the appetites of his guides.
He tells us that two OF them-just two,
mind-devoured quarter of a buffalo
in one morning They cut the meat In
/ long strips, and the mode of eating was
either for the one to bite off as much
as his mouth could hold. and then pass
1t on to the other, or to leave the long
| ribbons of meat dangling from the
mouth. and devour them gradually,
like boa constructors. lying at full
length on the ground"
"Ughl" exclaimed Bell. what dis
gushing brutesi"
| Every man mas MS own fashion of
dining" remarked the philosophical
! American.
Soon walrus was sighted. 1t was
of huge dimensions, and not more than
200 yards away. The hunters surround
ed the animal crept along cautiously
till within few PAGES of him Then
they fired simultaneously.
The walrus rolled over. but speedily
got UP again, and tried to make his es-
cape. But Altamont fell upon him with
his Ratchet, and cut of his dorsaI fin.
He made a desperate resistance, but
was overpowered by his enemies, and
soon lay dead. reddening the ice field
with his blood.
1t was a fine animal. measuring
more than fifteen feet in length, and
would have been worth a good deal for
the oil. But the hunters contented
themselves with cutting off the most
savory parts. and left the rest to the
ravens, who had just begun to make
heir appearance.
Night was drawing on. and It was
| time to return to Fort Providence.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-07-16
HHOOA
0@lD COLLEGES
$szSo

North Dakota teachers will make an
effort to secure former President
Roosevelt to address their next annual
meeting.
The Michigan Cornell indoor track
meet at Ann Arbor Mich. resulted in
the following score on points: Michi-
gan. "a 1-3; Cornell. II Pa.
It is rumored In Des Moines that the
board of directors of Penn College. Os-
kaloosa, is planning to take over High
land Park College and locate the Penn
College at Des Moines.
Baron Kilxuchi. president of the I'M
perior University Of Kyoto, Japan. ad =
dressed a general convocation of the
students of the University of Wiscon-
sin recently on 1.-THE New Japan"
DR.. Charles w. Eliot, president
emeritus Of Harvard University. who
has been one of the foremost agitators
against the game of football as it has
been played the last few years. is warm
in his approval of the suggested
changes for the game on the part OF
the football rules committee. --'
That 1876 men are registered in the
gymnasium classes, indoor and out
door sports at the University of Wis
consin this year is shown by the an
nual report of the athletic director.
In accordance with decision by
Judge Niles. In the Circuit Court at
Baltimore, the Nashotah house, of
waukesha County. Wisconsin. an instl-
tuition where young men are trained
for the ministry OF the Protestant
Episcopal Church, viii come into pos
session OF nearly s172,0O0 under tho
will OF Miss Frances Donaldson of Bal
ssnnnra whe died year and half ago
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1910-07-16
CHAPTER vi.

II is a dreary affair to live near the
pole, for there Is no going out for
many months. and nothing to break
the weary monotony.
The day after the hunting excursion
was dark and snowy, and Clawbonny
could find no occupation except polish
ing up the ice walls of the hut, and
emptying out the snow which drifted
into the long passage leading to the in
ner door. The Snow House" stood
out well. defying storm and tempest.
The snow only increased the thick
ness of the walls.
They could do nothing but walt 1t
wasn't time to try to build a boat.
The men were compelled to spend
the greater part of the days in COM
plete idleness Hatteras lolled on his
bed absorbed in thought. Altamont
smoked or dozed. and the doctor took
care not to disturb either of them, for
he was in perpetual fear Of a quarrel.
At meal time he always led the con-
versation away from irritating topics.
He gave them dissertations on history,
geography or meteorology. handling
his subject in an easy. though philo-
sophical manner. drawing lessons from
the most trivial incidents.
His inexhaustible memory was never
at a loss for fact or illustration, while
his good humor and geniality made
him the life and soul of the little com
pany. He was implicitly trusted by
all, even by Hatteras. who cherished a
deep affection for him.
On the Goth of April. during the
night. there was a sudden change in
the weather. The thermometer fell
several degrees, and the inmates Of
the Doctors House could hardly keep
themselves warm even in their beds
Altamont had charge OF the stove. and
he found It needed careful replenishlng
TO preserve the temperature at so de-
grees above zero. 5.
The increase OF cold betokened
the coming end OF the stormy wealth
er. and the doctor hailed It gladly as
the harbinger of his favorite hunting
and exploring expeditions.
He rose early next morning. and
with the others climbed up TO the top
OF a hill nearby. Soon he found nu-
merous traces OF animals on all sides.
and this within a circle of two miles
OF Fort Providence.
After gazing attentively as these
traces for some minutes. the hunters
looked at each other silently, and then
the doctor exclaimed:
well. these are plain enough. I
Think"
"Ay. only too plain,- added Bell
bears have been herel"
-First-rate camel" said Aitamont
There's only one fault about IL