The sun., 1910-03-21
MANY INVENTIONS or 7. GEUN
ApPEES BANANAS. MARRIAGE
RROKTNG AND LEMONADE.

Keeping capital lively 10 the gneAf WAy
20 make money increase. and this phElos-
ophy Felix olum applied IN his lifsetma.
After Mrs. 0lum had thoroughly reeov-
srSd he moved his family into another
place and went out with apploa. following
the failure of the venture with Gin and
wooden ware. Il was not an aOaivO
week. AZ he explained 70 the doctor. his
bensfactoT;
NJ DEAR pHIEND IN: I asa IettinR you
knoW that I moved over 70 the front house
90 the second floor In the back and I Rot
hem rooms for -. My dear friend you
rote me that I should move over and you
wil! help mo with dollar more out o( your
own pocket. Ap dear frisnd I don't know
What to do wish yon irst for your good heart
Shat your trying for me In the nrst wish
. that Goi should help yoaiA and bsfor
the wear n over that you should sec me
with your own eyea and wish you the came
- YOU wish yourself.
Nly dear friend this week I dId't do any
hing hardly na Tuesday and Wednesday
se moved and on Monday wss raining
IN Thursday and Friday Ne walked around
got anything to do but so out with apples
a" thought nrat that ] will 70 with books
and pencils were ] found out is was impOs-
-lSle bscsus thas needs whole lot of money
80 think viii have TO 70 out with that
other stun till get the money for the books.
We send you our best regards to your
hole family. Prom yours TRULY.
Mr. and Mrs. Y. 0LuM.
The police seesDed never to weary Of
busting Felix Glum from place 20 placs.
~ HE venture in bananas showed. He
admitted a feeling Of discourAesment
over his ahairs which 10 contained In tho
Ast pCri % his letter describing his expsri-
snces
nv DEAR FRIkND DR: was going 90 spsak
N YOU two days ago threw the telefoDs
about nay troubles had too days begin
this week with bannas am ceeping moving
irom place 20 place and we're ever I stop
they are trying TO chass nv away. I had
TO days aGo 40 much trubbls that I was
nearly Arreaied
stopped Tuesday &C Rlvin&ton cor. Lud-
ow 81 tili 10-clcck. ! had trubbla with
those peddIsra they couIdn't 40 anything
- me 90 q dttsctivs took my pu-hcart and
pu, mo longsids of o kindereartsn when
they tried to chase me away bus told them
I'm blind and cant move the push cart by
oyself and they told me u didn't set awsS
they Nill arrest me
- they dad telefone fcs she polGcsman
and he came along and he tried 20 chase me
sWNy and couldn't pOush BY myself and he
SEEN that I ca nj get tho cart away and hs
90, man from the street and he put ma
rate Vn sss cot. siviaSton and Ludlow St
and rhsn q roundsmaE came along and
Tried 70 chase me and he put mo back on
the same place.
viii yOH do me q faver and try and and
out u ] can stay there becaua ] am tired Of
being chased oil over.
Nov my dear friend rOte . letter TO the
Charity that they should try 10 get that
psace on Iata Nad serond Ave but I have
sot an-eT ans III try and - over next
Monday TO talk 30 somebody there % iG
seems 10 me that they cant do anything
ne hard to get " Cnd ! am ceeptng for
lookout for another plNce.
Last Tues. a lady from the Charity passed
ne on the sfreet and she smiled. You Tots
ne that I should looh for rooms ami i cant
Hbd rooms u should suit me ! wili try
every Neek Tor sone Other business TIL
stop IN one line OF bus We give you and
your mother our beet regards.
MI ant Mrs. p GLUN
A bitter and disillIsioning experiences
vas that Of = Glum. IN which he under
took some Schadchen work. with every
hope of realizing so commission from
a. After all the father Of she young
man in the party proved to be nothing
more than q braggart and there was no
match. A. an Offset To that shock he
plunged into lemonade as q trade article.
Thus the blind Schadchsn tod the story:
MI pFAR Tn We are vsTy much think
f,ii to you for the close YOU are suDplytnE
mo and for your trouble SOi have wtth
me and ! wish yoar mother Ind you and
vour hole family shall have every thing
banty from money 10 goods 70 give away
to poor people Ny dear FRIEND. you ross
me a letter thAs I should go up and ses Mrs
- about that stand that you tired to get
for me I vent 40 there aud she Above cd
ne 20 stay th~re
When { got that place 1 begin 10 think
What viii sell 90 u fell In my miud that
I get some oranges. But made bts mis-
take 1 bouaht three bovss Of oranges
for o. a. snd I bought them on Tsusday
and padded them out till to-day Instead
o. n.aLins q couple Of dollars lost % 10 and
that was the end Of this week
Last Sunday morning when vas it your
house ! was going TO tell you over about
Q young eupple and I dtd't know What was
rotnR 20 happen last sunday morning
a. 7 O'Clock an old man came in my house
and nocksd at the door ne only got up and
~s we're all und.essed yet and I dId't
have INV pancs on yet 80 l opened the
door and nobody vas thers and We were
wondering y the hole day but nobody came
Ate O'Clock In the evening he came again
ana he ass TO mo l vas In the house this
morning and nocked at the door. but
nohody opened " lie asked me u would
10 up 20 her 30 Z went up with him. When
We vent there no found nobody az homo
90 We weaf into the nabors and NO waited
tAars for about q H=n an hour and nobody
eaEas yet 90 he wanted to 20 away and
I tsld him to WAit . nttls longer
90 abe came and I heard her talking In
the hall but she did't come In the house
90 hs ses 20 ne Eess will have 20 20 away
hacnns I am busy and I told him thet be
shouId wsn and ! will 20 out ana call her
IN 40 I vent out In tho haii nut ! dtdt hero
anybody tAlking 80 l vent down stairs
and aognsbody Dasaed in the hall and ! called
for MrN. -.
/ sIAYed At the door for half an hOuS
and did't hear 81 her % I vent back
and told him that ss better 90 homo and
~ho gas sittins With him bot her 50 there
waa the pair o. young cuppls siteing to-
w.rhag amA fRnAW haA n talk aoNmfhar huf