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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-02-03
BRIEF LOCAL MATTERS.
The Dietz Studio for photos.

The Dietz Studio for photos.
Land Plaster at Whitehead's.
Cold boiled ham at Mcclure Bros.
Shoes made or repaired at Johnsen's.
Our work guaranteed. Deitz Studio.
Finishing for amateurs at Deitz Stu
dio
Buy your LIN and Vitrol at White
heads.
HazeIwood Creamery Butter at Nc
Guires.
II you want shoes that don't go
wrong 60 to Johnsens.
Money to loan on improved farm
land. T. ID. Tweedy.
Home Rendered Leaf Lard at Mcclure
Bros.
Best line of Spray Nozzles at McDon-
aids
If your shoes have gone wrong take
them to johnson.
Line and Sulphur Solution in any
quantity, at hitehead's.
Highest market price paid for veal
and chickens. Mcclure Bros.
Insure your automobile. G. Y. Ed
wards & Co., Agents.
Get your spray hose from Mcdonald.
Clean new stock, no factory scraps.
Lost-Scotch Collie pup, color white
and brown. Return to Mrs. G. K. Grel'
gen for reward. 1lO
Shasta Water Jack can furnish you
with oysler coctais by the glass, quart
or gallon. :,
Ensure Before the Fire." We rep
resent standard companies only. q,
va Edwards & Co., Agents,
Fresh Eastern and Olympia Oysters
at De Bussey's Oyster House by pint
quart or gallon.
ENSURE Before the Fire" in COM
panies like the PhenIx, London and
Lancashire and other strong compa.
nies. q. Y. Edwards & Co., Agts.
We do hot keep Mitchell wagons
buggies and hacks-We sell them. Oul
sales in this line have been very crafty
ing not only to ourselves but many
pleased customers. Blowers Bros.
If You want to buy, sell or rent Hood
River property 60 to A. W. Onthank
Money te loan on first mortgages. Eotar
ial work of all kinds and legal papers
carefully prepared. Also fire insurance
the very best comp anies.
Hood River Yellow NewtOwn Swee
Cider, made from hand sorted anC
washed apples Your grocer will de
liver same fresh and sweet at 35c pei
gallon.
Good, dry, body Dir wood for sail
at Sc a Ird. Ring up A Whitehead
No. 81
Owing to i'll health of the owner, th'
finest ranch home of six acres in th'
valley is for sale. Phone 326X
The Davenport Harness Co. has
large supply of COOL robes which will
be sold at very low prices in not to hav'
to carry them over to next wear. tt
Judge Derby was 10 Portland OF
business last week.
Rev. W. g. Gilmore was at Huh
hard last week assisting Rev Franl
iu conducting some special meetings
The T. lickitat Development League
Of the county across the river 10 hold
ing a Booster Meeting at Goldenddsl
today.
h. q Moe. of Dayton, Wash. stoT
ped over here Sunday to visit hi
brother, A d. Moe end family, wbil
Ed route home from the Portlsn
auto show.
The Alpha club, local society =
the University Il Oregon, has bee
pointed a chart 'r from the Dationt
frat 70 t7 of Alpha Tau Omega Est
Biosi1s IL me n beI of the club b
Eugene, which will be installed as
national f. t ruitv about Easter time
Members of Alpha Tau Omega livin
In the Hood River valley are, F. t!
IRWIN, Washington and Jefferson Co
lege; George H Grain, Rose Pol
technio Ipstit te; Harry NJ Francis
University of Michigan; F, h. Deen
University of Illinois
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-02-03
Sacred Concert sunday Night.

The February sacred concert by the
Congregational choir will be given
Sunday evening. Besides an excel
lent program of solos, the oantata,
"Ns5e Q b." which formed the second
part of the Mes Years concert, will
be repeated by request.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18
From Another Point of View

Will boots On
Get EN- Uncle joe
WI hen without being told
explains that the to 20
dirty newspaper work
which
planned Esperanto for hands up" in Desperate
in Pennsylvania has not slept in IS time
"pose On
n presume Ar
doesn't know yet what insurgency Cannon
Rockefeller
might with him
II to be his
Bay Burrow
% with Burrows meetings
gentleman personally Judge from His
whisky d. in IT,
informs inc.
when IL found dead with ais boots
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18

There's always danger OF being TOO
critical In the use OF English. The
extreme purist is as Irrational as the
doctor who, in his fear OF germs,
wants to pasteurize the COW and Doll
the baby There are purists. for In
stance, who tell us that we must not
saw None OF them were." but rather
None Of them was" making none
singular, because It's a contraction
of mo one" But good writer's have
written none were" for some nun
dreds of years; so make 1t plural II
YOU want to. They warn us. too
against onto" But somehow we seem
TO need the word Upon" doesn't
quite convey the idea OF motion.
Jump "onto the purists," II you IKE.
And IL you choose to say anybody
else's" instead of "anybody's else
that's nobody's business but your own.
Nobody eise's" may be illogical, but
language is shaped by custom. not
reason. Here are some friendly warn
ings. however, about a few expires
sions that are more questionable:
REAL Critical people become
real tired" OF hearing the word used
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18
English Horribly Misspoke"

thus as an adverb. Real" is alwaj
an adjective, as in real wearinesa
real hunger" real value" Othd
wise the adverb form should be usel
as really tired" really hungry
really valuable"
HADN'T OUGHT-Of course yd
hadn't ought to- use such a bd
barous colloQuialism. Or rather, yd
ought not TO" use II, or yt
shouldn't" use it. There's no 4
cuse Tor hadn't ought"
AIN'T-"Ain't 1t a shame" that i
are forbidden to use so convenient
word? But it's ungrammatical ~
vulgar. We really ought to be 1
lowed to say Amt I?' instead Of II
clumsy Am l not?" Even that uA
however. is under the ban. You'd b{
ter avoid the word altogether, IL "
have any sense of shame.
DON'T-A perfectly good" worq
But be careful in using IL. Don't"
contraction OF do not" SO II
don't" and she don't" is wrou
although Il don't" and they doni
are correct. Say The doesn't" or Isl
doesn't"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18
MARVELLOUS GROWTH OF
THE TELEPHONE

There are over ten million teie-
phone stations in the world. a s'a'
tistical review of the telephone INDUS
try gives this astounding fact and also
states that there are over twenty
seven million miles OF wire. TWO
thirds of the telephones and wire
mileage are In the United States. The
telephone business is put In the third
rank among this countrys industries,
putting 1t on the basis OF per capita
investment. II is slightly exceeded
by the iron and steel and the foun-
dry and machine interests. In Europe,
Germany leads all other countries In
the number OF stations. boasting some
nine hundred thousand. Los Angeles,
Cal, leads the world in the number OF
telephone subscribers TO population.
Stockholm Sweden, runs a close sec
ond. The telephone investment OF the
world on Jan. /, 1910. amounted to
$1,000, 00O, 900. and the telephone con-
yersations for last year numbered
nineteen billion. We In the United
States used nearly two and a half
times as many calls as any other
country
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18
OH, YOU LAWYERS!

a man named Smith won a case
the lower courts. the higher coul
and the supreme court. Smith "
thus finally awarded. after seven yea
OF litigation, 100000.
When Smith heard the glad ne
he sped 10 his lawyer.
"Hurrah!" he said. Gimme i
$500 900"
Yes, 100000 was the award" ss
the lawyer. and at the same time
handed Smith a dollar bill.
"But-what's this for?" gasp
Smith.
That's all that's left. Mr.. Smith
explained the lawyer. "after the {
duction Of my fee. the cost OF t
various appeals and other expens,
which will be duly rendered you In
itemized account"
Poor Smith studied the bill In
hand.
Say, what's the matter with this
he demanded. "Is II bad ?"-Minnes
oils Journal.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18

The late President William r.
Blake, whose encouraging mineral
ogical reports induced the United
States to buy Alaska. believed firmly
In his country's future.
Professor Blake. in Fourth OF July
address that Tucson still remembers,
pointed out the forward strides that
Arizona had made.
Think of the ignorance and Hit
eracy OF the past, all vanished now
he said. "Once. while out on min
eralogical trip. wandered into
in an Arizona village.
THE case afoot concerned a letter.
The prosecution wanted this letter ad-
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18
THEY HAD TO LET GO.

There Is strange misapprehen-
sion or facts on somebody's part IN
much OF the news" that is coming
from Beverly.
MIR. Taft, we are informed. Is 20
change the secondary leadership OF
his party in the interest OF progress,
reform and victory. Speaker Can
non is TO be retired. Senator'S Aid
rich and Hale are TO resign. Score
tary Ballinger is to resign. II Is
limited that until these works and
wonders shall have been performed
there will be no fellowship with in
fallibility at Oyster Bay.
Speaker Cannon's retirement has
been decreed already by power
greater than that OF presidents.
Western primaries and conven-
tions have made sure OF that.
Even IL there should be Republican
majority in the next house, which is
practically beyond the range or pos
sibilities, Mr.. Cannon could not be
elected speaker. Senators Aid.ich
and Hale announced their purpose 70
seek the repose of private life sew
eral months ago. So far as Mr.. Bal
linger is concerned. it was stated In
these columns early in the summer
that his resignation would follow the
formulation of the whitewashing re-
port OF the committee that has been
investigating him.
What is TO be will be. and 1t is
hardly worth while to attribute to in.
dividuals events which were deter
mined without their help. Neither
Mr. Taft nor the general overseer OF
Sycamore Hill can claim credit for
movements predicted not upon their
will but resulting logically and inev'
itably from time and circumstances
They were the last to let go.-New
York World
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18
THE ONLY DRY PLACE.

A story is told concerning two
travellers in America who found them
selves in a Prohibition state, and
were discussing the question OF how
to abstain from alcoholic liquor, when
pleasant-lcoking policeman appeared
and wished them good morning"
Il say, Jim." said one OF the travel
ers, lets ask the officer"
Follow me-" said the constable,
and he conducted them In and out and
round about until they stood in front
of the cathedral. The travellers looked
at each other in establishment
Surely, my good man." said the
first, "vou do not mean to tell us that
we can obtain what We want In a
church,"
You see the church. do you?" said
the policeman, solemnly.
yes" assented the twc
well that's the only place In this
state where you can't get it."-Tit-
Bits.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18
Our Judges Are Wiser Now

mitted in evidence. but the defense
wanted it barred out. Finally the
Judge said reluctantly:
Hand the pesky thing up here
and I'll decide on it,
$50 the letter was handed up 10 the
Judge, and he put on his spectacles
and looked at il sideways and cross
wise. and loud laugh went up from
the spectators.
what are they laughin at? l
asked the man next TO me.
why, at the jedge's bluff, O.
course was the reply. The old fool
can't read readin'-writin', let alone
writin'-writin'' New York Tribune.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18

The government will within the
next month break up some OF the
religious rites OF the Yuma Indians
which are regarded as detrimental TO
the civilization of the red men.
One of the particularly weird rites
to which the government strongly OBJ
iects is that observed at midnight
after the death of member OF the
tribe. This rite is considered most
essential by The Indians, and 1t Is be-
Iieyed that It will be abolished only
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18
Yuma Religious Rites

after a struggle. 1t consists OF the
burning of the deceased's hut, his
BARN and all personal property. The
belief OF the tribe is that the proper
" so destroyed by fire again takes
shape in the happy hunting grounds,
to be enjoyed there by the departed
while he awaits the coming OF loved
ones. The indians believe also that
such fire insures the speedy progress
OF deceaseds attainment OF peace Oh
soul-National Monthly.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18
Camping on The Beach

NoNE VIEW.
Sandy beach and breakers,
Dashlng foam and spray
Salty air SO bracing,
Bathing every day;
Appetite that's awful,
Pleasures within reach
Gracious, it's delightful
Camping on the beach.
Pretty sights to charm you,
Lolling on the sand;
Dancing In the evening,
Music by the band;
Every youth a lover,
Every girl a "peach;"
Gracious. but it's pleasant
Camping on the beach
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18
MOST ANYTHING

low when even his relatives speak
we'll OF him.
One half the world Is quite salts
fed that the other half doesn't know
how 1t lives.
Australia supports 1900 dentists
PA, what is tact?"
Tact, my son. is the ability TO lie
without getting caught at It.
The cultivated hyacinth Is a native
OF Persia and Asia Minor.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18
ANOTHER VIEW.
Los Angeles Expressly

ANOTHER VIEW.
Dlnky little quarters, !
Sleeping on the floor;
'Skeeters on the rampage,
Hunting round for gore;
Flies a'crawllng DER you,
Till you want TO screech;
Gracious! amt IL awful,
Camping at the beach?
Arms and nose a-peeling. ,
Neck and legs all tantea;
Babies cross and fretful,
Grub ali full OF sand:
Fleas by tens Of millions.
Chewing like a leech;
Gee. but amt II frightful,
Camping on the beach?
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18
AEROPLANE POULTRY.

when I order poultry from you
again." said the man who quarrels
with his grocer. II dent want you
to send me any OF those aeroplane
chickens"
What kind do you mean"
"T,he sort that are all wing and
machinery and no meat. Washing
ton Star.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18
TWO MINUTE VAUDEVILLE
az FRED scHAEFER.

-
made OF skim milk and
arc ant
Yep.
THUD: for coffee.
freezes milk into Ice cream
melt Ii down for conee
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18

"When 4 look through tn vacation
folders I honestly believe every black
bass that ever wuz caught has been
photographed"
After experimenting to make COINS
lighter, the French government mas
discarded aluminium as too light Tor
trade purposes.
II has been estimated that during
the lifetime OF a man, eignty-foer
years. the blood travels 100000
miles through his veins.
Your grandfather used to be my
grandfather's hired man."
Yes, and your grandfather died
owing him a years wages. Come
again"
Russia ranks third among Euro
pam nations in the number OF cotton
splndles. More than 100000 are
now being operated.
Care TO our coin adds a nail no
doubt.
And every grin, so merry, draws one
out
DIR. wolcot.
The heaviest hammer In the world
is az the Tern Works. Italy. IL
weighs 90 tons.
A man must be a pretty good fol-
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18

Although no tobacco is grown In
Spain. Seville is becoming manufac-
turing center for this product, and
$500, 900 pounds of the raw product
were imported from the United States,
Cuba and the Philippines last year.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18

Inspired by 90 In the Shade.
How I wish that | were a Hindoo.
And lived in a house of bamboo!
I'd sell all my buds
And waIlow In suds,
And for clothes I'd just make my skin
do
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18
They are making political history
down In New York state.
They have been making 1t ever
since tho return Of Theodore Rcoss-
Welt to this country from his hunting
trip.
The attitude assumed BY Timothy
woodruR's organization when the
matter of direct primaries was up
before the New York legislature, and
List Hope For Party
Solidarity Gone; What
Win be the Outcome?


III 1908 rh'cks"a matter Of primaries up
II before the New York Legislature, and
whm that organization record caring where aoOe
n VII stood ON that ISSUE the arst stop
shifted Ohio where the old guard"
where handed his
\ second rebuff
+ Roosevelt for temporary chairman
vcs-Prssident Sherman will aot in that capacity
7. grasp the full significance this action W. have only
Sunny Jim" the candidate Of Joseph Cannon for the vcssden
nominated without the Of hitch convention in
which the will Of Roosevelt supposed to be dominant
This the impression the because the nominated
for president by
nounced before the gathering Chicago.
BUT and Adh the among the Regulars
leadership the Republican party Of Taft THEIR
Republican he NEVER would have been nominated in that
convention
They Rooseves picked his highest trump
they playing against him the last DEAL
Republican Chicago
IN conspiracy ROOSEVELT FOREVER
Republican party is concerned.
We do not charging knowingly
entering this big political plot
We still maintain that in his selection Of Taft Roosevelt
accepting burden of the policies
and Cannon that when the time could
appeal Repubcanism which subsequent
events havep proved o
t early speeches be recalled in standardization this point
In them he voiced opinion accomplished
by working antagonzing
Undoubtedly Taft believed this.
He was made to it.
They party solidarity him. and Taft thought he could satisfy
the Of the party with the kind Of talk.
a that Taft have talked solidarity
porch Beverly Roosevelt his return to this country for
the breach between the two has been wider
subsequent declaration from the porch that Ach Cannon
and Banger co. his last overture Roosevelt FOR solidarity
but Bger found peace
Tafts early speeches
Having bed with them, they him. effect you can
remain bed aland Timothy Woodruff
Beverly have the New York delegation 1912
Speaker forth with declaration that he going die
and what he meant that Theodore Roosevelt would
have to fight put Office his party
And Sherman, temporary chairman the Repub
n Rooseves the chip Cannon
his shoulder for Roosevelt to knock of.
the last desperate Regulars making York
with sight they hold ground
they can for the
it.
They will be keep doubt
the federal Office holders and the jobholde with which
10 dot
But with this the rebuff Roosevelt dot
He cannot be kept out Of public life
public would permit him o retire il he
closely allied
20 fitted champion suppressed by the
peoples enemiess
That York. and that Is the
big question be answered
may pgresves in the two big
parties n q third and
That is the political history
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18
An OFFSET.

The Iceman has the kind Of heart
That never melts;
That's why he brings us Ice that do
Nothing else.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18

Furniture Dealer-This extensi|
table carries it's own leaves.
Buyer-Ah, | sea table OF CO
tents, as II were.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18

wealth
found the earthly paradise! 1t Minnesota
She has for
hasno
esabl old pensio with the four millions
OF the sateth need
she is in sore
she taxes
transportation
them
mills than their
Of
improvement
Undoubtedly too the railways in the
OF the
Btanthe built railways wherever needed OF
need OF taxes long she needed either
How did she get all these things
nobody
frcm
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18
Something to Show.

Something to Show.
KiIby-I made enough money In
stocks last week to buy touring car.
Dane-You didn't do 1t, did you?
Kilby (gloomily)-No. but wish !
had now.-Boston Transcript.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18
MINNESOTA,
PERFECT
STATE.


leves be made for next The
with the surplus riches
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-08-18

- surplus Ia growing constantly the settlement OIL
big lumber Inheritance tar suits other tgn
favQSof the state being In large pat
for the doubling OF the treasury funds last October
II ~ understood that Gov 0. Eberhar at the sug-
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-21

latter urging them to come and 1t /
expected that many will respond.
The displays by the wholesalers viii
therefore be of value to them as al
advertisement.
Enthusiasm was the keynote O
the monthly meeting last night The
report of the Boosters Day" com
mittee showed that the plan had beer
a most successful one and large
number of new members were Sc
cured. The membership is now muci
larger than ever before in the histor,
Of the organization and includes prac
tically all of Cairo's retailers and bus
| mess men.
The reports of other COMMITTEES con
corning the annual state convention
of the Retailers Association, which i
/ to be held here on February Is. Il
and II, showed that preparations 70
a large gathering of the states lead
! ing business men we're under way
Tho convention will be largely al
tended, according to reports received
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-21

to-daya we'll woman" Mrs. WILLIAM
AHRENs, 98S w. 21st St., Chicago, Ill.
Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains 10 narcotics or harm
full drugs, and to-day holds the record
for the largest number of actual cures
of female diseases of any similar medi-
cine in the country, and thousands of
voluntary testimonials are on file in
the Pinkham laboratory at Lynn,
Mass, from women who have been
cured from almost every form OF
female complaints, Inflammation, ul-
ceration, displacements, fibroid tumors,
irregularities, periodic pains, backache,
indigestion and nervous prostration.
Every such suffering woman owes it to
herself to give Lydia L. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound trial.
If you would like specialadvice
about your case write a cOnfidcn-
tial letter to Mrs. Pfnkham, at
Lynn, Mass. Her advice is free,
and always helpful.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-21
j0BB[RS' DISPLAYS
ON OCCASION OF STATE RETAIL
MERCHANTS ASSOCIATIONS
EETiNG IN CAIRO.
Booth Suace Being Taken in Marx
Building for Advertising pur-
poses-Meeting Last
Night.

The Cairo Retail Merchants Asso-
citation has a committee out trying ia
interest the wholesalers in the booths
to be put in on the lower floor OF
the Marx building where the associa.
ton is to hold its meetings. There
are nineteen booths on the floor
where displays are made that will at.
tract the attention OF the retailers.
The association has secured special
rates from the railroads and is en-.
deavoring now to bring to Cairo the
retail merchants from neighborini
towns Letters are being sent to thu
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-21

Such facts as these, which are grad.
ually becoming known to senators
and representatives inevitably lead to
more careful consideration Of the
whole problem Of water transporta.
ton and the advisaonlty of commit
ting the government to large pro.
grammes of future expenditure Pub
lie men are saying that II the Ohio
and the Hudson cannot do better than
this with all their natural advantages,
it is idle to expect much traffic as a
reward for a hundred or two hundred
millions of outlay upon the Mis-
sissippi
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-21
Wants to Fiuht Hull.

Ell Brackey, the uptown boxing pro.
moter, has received a letter from
lack Foreman. the pugiiist who made
good showing here some months
ago, in which the fighter declares he
would like to meet Jim Hull, also a
nan who has won much note as a glove
artist hereabouts, and is now at
H., in business Foreman is in Den
Fer and says the match with Hull
'annot be made too soon to suit him,
He wants it pulled off here.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-01-21
Died Yesterday.

An Inquest was held yesterday
morning by Coroner McManus on the
body OF Chas. Cornell, an employe Of
st. Mary's Infirmary. who died yes
terday morning from injuries received
in fall some time ago, down coal
chute. THE jury found that he fell
by accident and no blame attached to
anyone. Deceased was about 80 years
old. The funeral expenses will be
paid by the Sisters of the Holy Cross.