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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-04-19
K A n D O M
THINGS AND FILINGS

l
THINGS AND FILINGS |
TERRIBLE weather for the gauzy
open-work.
PERHAPS A. F. Knots thinks that
he is Haliey's comet.
HAVE you told the census man the
story of your life yet?
DON'T worry about what kind of
weather you are going to have to-
morrow. Enjoy what you are having
today
ABOUT the only question the census
man doesn't ask is Are you deaf and
dumb
POOR Grandma Carr, having run out
of her sassafras tea, is just at her
wits end.
POLITICIANS must remember that
people are finding out they do not like
party lash.
HIGHLANDS is now big enough to
start little Irritation Of her own with
Hosford Park.
THE man who bores you with What
was the score In the eighth inning?"
is here with US.
WE cannot believe that it will be
possible to pry a cabinet officer loose
from his sinecure.
| 1T win be great thing for the poor.
this reducing the cost of upper sleep
| ing berths in Pullmans.
| SOME Indiana republicans think that
about all they have to do this year is
to nagellate themselves.
| SOME Indiana Harborites are still
talking about divorce papers whenever
they see an East Chicagoan-
4 &C.
| NOT to be noticed that anyone is
breaking out into perspiration trying
to. arrange a cleaningup day.
| CHEER up, the parks are getting
greener and greener. They will be
quite ready for you In a few days.
ONE man.n he is only 10, who soaks
another on the poll with a pair OF
tongs, is hardly a safe person to trifie
with
WE believe It would be advisable for
Nick Longworth to do all his talking
before father-in-law docks in New
York
SINCE Colonel Roosevelt left Naples
strange as it may seem. Aetna has quiz
erupting, and no longer does Vesuviu:
vesuve.
YOU might incidentally find out
while you are at It, whether Armanis
lis an insurgent-regular or a regular
linsurgent.
THE D. A. R. are preparing to star
their annual Donnybrook fair at Wash
ington. We look for a great loss o
switches.
YOU seldom hear people talkinl
about ~back-to-thefarm" when tn
weather gets good enough for tn,
spring blowing.
ANOTHER steel mill is going T.
Gary. That city seems to actually dc
light in having it's soul pierced by iron
+. Fort Wayne News.
1T Is hard to figure out the comper
sation of nature in the fact that fros
spoils the fruit buds and let's the SUE
culent young onion thrive.
I'll THE fewer clothes an actress wear
} on the stage, the easier it is for he
to wed anybody with money hailin
) from N'York or Pittsburg.
t SOME Of the annexed cities seem t
. think that Gary is losing sleep owe
5 their troubles. Not so that a pictur
i could be taken Of her doing it,
a -AA
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-04-19
SHERIFF GRANT IN PERIL.

ogdte
and-freedom
ande doughty
will
10
that expresscnIfe is
alwa damn hing ter
stwhen
possible
did this thing
1t may
GRANT-Say you'll that
don't believe he's writ
a a wild the
a
o a pencil LAST night
entitled alfred Of alvng
he
o
scribblng poetry
m
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-04-19
Political Announcements
Joint Representative.

Editor Times: Please announce TINT
/ am a candidate for nomination for
Joint representative of Lake and New
ten counties, subject to the wishes of
the republican joint convention, to be
held ut a date to be later decided upon.
WILLARD b. VAN HORNE
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-04-19

such
F.
l. of Emma
in in
the
thu they arrive and
the al
be
in Mr.
the
In
to he
in
Deches
the abouth
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-04-19

CONNECTICUT wife has preserved
one of her husbands toes in alcohol.
Here's basis to figure out the worth
|of husbands when we find that a fire
in her home burned up the toe and she
got 81 from the insurance company
for It.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-04-19

WHEN a young man tells girl how
sweet she looks in a simple white
dress, it might be well for her to con
slider him as a matrimonial possibility
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-04-19

MR.. Carnegie advises young men to
pick home girls when selecting wives.
The only trouble with some of Mr.. Car
negie's advice is that it is extraneous,
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1910-04-19

HAMMOND can brag that 1t is the
only city in Indiana to arrange for a
perfectly safe and sane Fourth by
abolishing the sale of all explosive.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-10-22
THE COLORADO CROUCH.

general tone of Colorado Journalism or n part
daies and their pnclp
dealing the
desperation with
calamity as penang
the enough to make stranger wonder "
The editorial
political faiths burdened with hyeca
anas to nammed class prejudice
the federal CONSTITUTION Vi inc
efuigent out
ing light hue that would be eaeu
propositions OF hs 10
natives and
are
folk pungent W.T. more
pointed ridiculea and nots much wnd-eyed alarm
itself
government 1t may be ha'
theorists whose control OF
might better make circus OF them
serious
of the Denver "
fanatic when he ought
look lots of humorsts IN Cooao anu
would of them would
grinders and the serious od ~
around on their doons
The Colorado statesman., 1910-10-22
THE DEMOCRATIC DIRECT PRIMARY.

fancies have peeh ohne
into the Union during recent years. wit"
main of state or eiecuoh us W
candidates o
office and of domneng poll
ns in forcing remained for the
birth measure WHICH, "
opefect FORM this original main idea without
o the politicians
the parentage OF
official family will be held to direct the people as TO
privileges
non within such convention establish
this then the people Of Colorado are
hard lot to be suited satisfy the corporations and poll
bombardment
then they ungaeu lot of bonehead Therein
child should at TWO
sponsers for existence the name
of the to be brought up that is not e
people to select canu-
oceseekers which seeks party
kindly arranged to burden them with only
responsibility the conventions Will weed out the or
n cent of
p cent ggards trouble for either
Tor
with the people they
solution of an enigma
suffered None but Democratic
would
think OF getting
they remember
he important but
Democratic egs-
ate of of the Democratic
or Colorado his
tons bidding.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-10-22

human society.
The advocates of peace, however, have sufficient
historical and social philosophical insight to
know that an institution which has been at the root
of human society for many thousands of years can
not be made to disappear with one stroke, but like all
other changes in nature and in society," will be brought
about gradually and in response to the newly created
necessities and standards
The movement for universal peace has in the last
few years developed into science. Sciences never
create plead force phenomena they merely observe
them and recognize them. The movement toward uni
versal peace accompshes and more as the world
becomes organized its separate units begin to unite
more closely This is process in harmony with all
the laws of nature.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-10-22

DR.. Stanley Hall, president of Clark
university of Northampton, Mass, in his
remarks about flirting, according to the
Chicago Daily News, may have spoken
few words too many, but in his principles
he is perfectly right and sane.
What would this world be without firt-
ing? You might well say that it is the
beginning of family life. "Flirting is her
editary," Dr. Hall says; "it must remain
impervious through all time to mans
edict."
If we watch closely motherly love as it
s lust given to the child from the time
The Colorado statesman., 1910-10-22
Salts Value as Medicine.

As medicine. salt has wide range
sf possibilities. A weak solution OF
hot salt water used frequently as q
gargle is one Of the best remedies
known for sore throat in its incipient
stage. The gargles must not be too
strong, or 1t will act as an irritant
and thus defeat the end in view.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-10-22
Flirting Is
Beginning
of Family
Life
By FRED BUCH

through all the long of the chd development unit
as girl she desires marry help seeing that Irritation
hereditary.
Why should not like to admire nice childrenr
why not the sweet girl of sixteen?
still better the full developed form of loving moherf
Is she the mother of man?
What is the world without her?
Would there be love?
Filtration when kept within the natural borders OF the rue
ments of civilization, is merely the beginning of love.
might call the Exercise of life and there is not
ing wrong about it unless begins to look for it.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-10-22

They freedom
loving much better
to peaceful understanding than fight The advocates OF peace
the of the public about painting In as nor
b light possible hoping such sentimental descriptions OF the
horrors of prevail upon lords to leave the sword In the
sheath
consists in turning
people love- They
how much comfortable happier and health
ier it is to live than it is quarrel and fight
Warwhether it being wagd whether is enthas from
mmemora been and the present day the ruling motive and
society interruption and accident What
precisely the thing around They want
make peace the ruling and society,"
could illegal interruption In present
society," which entirely upon basis peacewhch Is the object
accomplish which the oemny
governments and the ardent desire of all mohers main
only through expensive preparations and through the
structing of Notifications
much with the
peacehough prefer state to that
wbut with the enronng of aim not retard
away with entirely wpng out institution OF
The Colorado statesman., 1910-10-22
Forbid
Man to
Marry Old
Women
By MRS. SARAH BEAN

himself nine times out of ten there children
years he will take to watching and happy
couples with their children where the fun without
the difference Then
dissatisfaction
only happy marriage Of this kind knew Of where
had many millions that her did not count
busy hunt girls than yourselves and get
married. Never mind the salary.
girl loves you she will help rise in the world
The Colorado statesman., 1910-10-22

There should be law forbidding men
to marry women much older than them
selves. That Glove is a matter of the soul,
not of age" may be true, but when a young
man thinks of marrying woman ten or
more years older than himself he is not in
love. After marriage he will awake from
the 'matter of the SOUL" but he cannot
change the age and woman ages when a
man seems to stand still.
1t is the duty of every clean-cut young
man to marry and raise family. "a man
is but half man until he has family"
Should he marry a woman older than
The Colorado statesman., 1910-10-22
Obvious Inspiration.

Never trust woman" says an
eastern writer. We wonder how long
he was engaged to her before she
threw him over.-St Louis Star.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-10-22
Universal
Peace
What Such
Condition Would
Really Mean
BY BARONESS Won SUTTNER

SPITE of all that been said and written the public at
large still entertaining false notions as to what the move
ent for universal peace The times when
waged called times of peace By putting the words war
and peace" in juxapoon people form erroneous impress
that the toward universal freedom has for
its object proong the periods of those periods when
silent
And the whereby the peace advocates seek 10
accomplish their aims how does the public picture hemr
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-09-15

g -
The PlttsburE Gazette Times, sena-
tor divers paper, Is d stand pal jour
nal but 1t takes notice that the Ne;
isult In Maine Ii worth think about By
all sorts Of Republicans, The Gazette
Times says: s, n III
onlp the Republican who Is master
Of the science Of extracting sunshine
from cucumbers can find hope or en-.
couragementl In the result Of the Maine
election. Republicans cannot blind
themselves to the fact that the Maine
upheayal Is symptomatic atieast of an
almost generally .diBcouraging outlook
tottheir party In debatable States and
districts. ~,
What, then, is the duty and neces.
sity of the hour? Obviously less DIS
play OF Republican factional ambitions
and more astute leadership. Some
where among the generals and cap
tains Of the grand army Of Republi.
canism there ought to be sufficient ca.
pacity, courage and conservatism to
get together and transform the Maine
defeat into an inspiration to unity and
solidarity.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-09-15
SEE WHATS COMING.

=, i 2 r.. '7. .
Just listen. II this isn't saucy talk
we don't know what to call it. The
Clarksbnrg Telegram interpreting Ger.
tain remarks OF its neighbor as ban.
ter to fight comes back in the follow.
Ing vigorous manner:
The Telegram started into this
campaign with the Intention Of sup.
porting the Republican candidates
for all Offices, when Nominated, who,
ever they might be, and to advocate
the policies and principles of the Re.
publican party. and it has been try.
ing to do this without INDUCING in
any personalities.
The Exponent having no real argu.
ment to advance in support of either
its candidates or Its party's princi.
pies has decided. when short Of ma.
terial, to "flyblowp or abuse the
Telegram and Its owners.
The Telegram has never been
known to run from a fight and IT will
always reserve little space for that
purpose, II our neighbor insists upon
It We do not desire to indulge in
personalities and would much prefer
to conduct the campaign on It's mer.
sits.i
The owners of the Telegram have
no skeleton in their closets, the,
have never robbed bank, forged a
VIII or sold out a friend or client and
have mo illegitimatc children either
white or black. So, If the Exponent
Insists upon fight on personal
grounds, they might as well clear the
deck for action, for they can have all
the fight they want.
The Exponent people are as full of
holes as meal sieve and nobody
knows II better than they do.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-09-15
Peoples Forum
FIFTY YEARS AGO.
Editor West Virglnian:

Editor West Virglnian: Il
.HouLT, w. Va, Sept. 81 have
been much interested in your Fifty
years ago" and twenty-five years
ago" on editorial page of the West
pirginian. 1t was my good fortune
lately to get hold of a file of the
American Agriculturist for the year
1860, just fifty years old.
In the history of the world fifty
years is small thing In the history
of a nation like the United States Oh
America fifty years is an immense pc.
rlod of time. In order to realize this
fully Just stop and ponder for a mo
ment the fact that when those yellow.
ed papers were issued from the press
the great rebellion had not been
fought. Negro slavery was still an
established institution. There were
few railroads and telegraph lines. No
great transcontinental lines of rail-.
road and to go to California it was
necessary to go by ship around Cape
Horn or overland by slow and danger
GUS stage routes. At that time the
great far west was an unsubdued ex-
panse Of wild prairie and the Indian
was a menace to the border pioneers
of the plains. In no other country has
the past fifty years Witnessed such
stupendous changes and 10 realize 1t
70 the full Just get a file of papers
fifty years old and spend a few profit,
able hours withthem.
In many ways this old wen known
farm Journal tstll published by the
Orange Judd Coz was not SO much
j. So - =
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-09-15

The following tale OF a goat arranged
chronologically comes from Washing,
ton:
A woman in Detroit wanted a new
hat and drew ten dollar bill out Of
a bank.
A gust of wind whisked it out Of
her hand.
A small boy, driving a nanny goat
to a cart, happened by and the ten
fiuttcrcd under nanny's nose.
Nanny gobbled the bill. The woman
accused the boy Of stealing 1T.
BY the time policeman arrived
the goat had swallowed 1t.
The boy proved his innocense and
recovered the bill by killing nanny.
The treasury department has issued
a new bill but cannot issue a new
goat.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-09-15

The Times this morning ran very
interesting comparison relative to the
first days enrolment at the Fair
mont Normal School last year and
this. Last years first day enrolment,
tie largest in the schools history for
the first day OF the fall term was $50.
This year the books showed 1877 at the
close OF the first day. Friends of the
Normal can remember when 100 at the
end of the first week was considered
a fine start. 1t is predicted now that
the enrolment will reach 800 before
the fall term ends. The Fairmont Nor
NAL is destined to become one of the
foremost schools of the country. 1t
Will be interesting to watch Its deyel.
opment.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-09-15
-. He Was Losing Money!

One of Walter st, Denis stories is
OF pair Of preliminary fighters. Mar.
ty Allen and Tim Morrissey by name.
Mr., Allen is OF Hebrew extraction.
Mr. Morrlsey's family tree may be
identified by his name. They met at
one of the clubs not long ago. Mr..
Morrissey had hardly swung at Mr..
Allen before he landed flush on the
jaw. A pivot tooth that Mr.. Allen
had just paid s12 to have set in. place
was knocked loose, Mr.. Allen swaI.
lowed 1t. }s
Go easy on that side, Gull" said Mr..
Allen, hoarsely. 81 Just paid s55 for
bldgework on me iawr.p - &,
Mr.. Morrissey grinned ,yiclously and
came I'm swinging like9a gate. His
mits found Mr.. Aliens valuable jaw
and loosened. that s56sbridge. Mr., Al
len slipped to the floor and began to
take the count NJ
%Git up, you pup" shrieked his man.
ager. "Youse ant holt.r
II know ! ain't holt" said Mr., Allen,
beginning to unite his gloves. sBut I
stand to loose s55 fort of teet' and /
only get sl2 for goin' on dis bount. Is
dat business?''1C Cincinnati Times star.
Il r. Y 80 nI 8 = q
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-09-15
DAILY DIET AND
HEALTH HINTS
BY, DIR. T. ]. ALLEN !
Food Specialist
COMPLEX DIET sHoRTENs
LIFE.

ifLlfe Is dependent upon oontin-
; uous Sadaption TO environment.
Duration Of life Is determined
by the capacity Of the organism
/ for adaPtations and the Suitable
ity OF the environment. Exten--
sive variety In the food Gala
for an expenditure of'vitality In
adaptation, which entails waste
Of energy shortenlhs life and
producing disease, Other thlnsa
being equal, the simpler the diet
the longer the TIE, and the
greater the freedom from dis
ease. Animal and vegetable
food differ 80 muehf that the
mixing Of these Is a source Of
! waste OF vitality, a. SIC differ.
enee In the orsanisp, Z. Of ear
nivorous and Rsrbiyorcus ahl.
mails suasssss.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-09-15

Captain Is there no way In which,
the ship may be savedir az.
None at all. sir. We are going to
the. bottom. but would not worry; about
the ship, sir, If j were you; she Is
tullys insured. You'd better md a iIfes
belt Wasp.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-09-15

u
1t is important that all persons en-.
titled to vote at the November cleo.
ton be registered. The registrars
are busy going from house to house
getting the names and ages of the
men who are entitled to take part
in the selection oil; those who are to
be in charge OF the various offices to
be filed. Each and every person
entitled to vote ought to make 1t c
point to soc that his name Is on the
voting list, so when voting time comes
there will be no trouble about it. If
tho registrar in your precinct does
not see you, you go and see him.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-09-15
IN The BEST OF HuMos..
quite new.

What do you do when Is n a tire bursts,
Cholly?" ~. /. 4:
Jaw, l light a cigawette." -Birming-
ham Age-Herald. d
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-09-15

This morning reminded US that sum.
mer won't always last.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-09-15

ADDIs why children
s. I& waiting for think n bedtime story.
they
make understand sass what reminds
of dogl once heard about
thatNas going m
black eyes and his nnc With his beautiful
bushy tall In the to know
Bob il crossing and m c
wagon ran over How did hurt bowl pnn They
picked him gp md carried him home and but his he
was broken when he found by the
waEon Eor days and cellar @ be
torted when he
bob missing
and finally found him In
and awhile
something but
go home and day when follow
first and then another and
believe why netting Maybe
to advertise tho
We'll Riddles seemed
for he jumped around
Bob Immediately
in the parcF q t;4 ~ ,sEs
hosrone
and get reward No questions asked BOB uhl
lrand did poor Bob get
OF
Office day
everybody who u
week 30 had
remained home
and bite every dog with long TAIL nt
with those that lad short. tas -nke
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-09-15

"Dlbbs is an up-to-date person" 5
why so?"
[ He doesn't know today who he will
owe tomorrow. ~, birmingham Age
Herald. lssi l,s.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-09-15

thirty two flyecolnmn pages, wei il.
Illustrated, the wood cuts being Of
course much inferior to our present
photo engraving.
II any one inagines that ali ,scIen.
tiae agricultural knowledge is Of the
present genershon ana TIA, the agri.
Fcuiturailst or Unity years ago ago knew
nothing ofitsfhis old ale would rudely
dispel this ldea.a Many, Of the sub.
jects discussed were such as you
might expect to find in a present day
farm paper. the following being a
ewwhich.I find interpreted through,
out It's pages: why the Hens Don't
lay Varieties of Apples to Plant,s
Making the Home Attractive 4cio.
yer for Worn Out Land, THE Small
Farm Versus the Large Farm Also
an article on Preserving the Forests
which nowadays we call "Conserya.
ton" but ga rose by, any other name,
&c;;p an article about the Apple Pie
Melon which is being advertised now
as a great novelty, by the City Seeds
men and an article on making home
made brooms which sounds timely
considering the high price of brooms
and that almost every other farmer
has a patch of broom corn planted.
In an adyertisemant !. at,,aa : -.
of, nearly In bonLs ~ !, - IS,
allied s,,biacts- 49,
A vary nao,,1,ar i, -. >,
that a var,ofy - ,r,,,. M, G., 80.
In ono genora t,on, =, a,aa,. - ~
or. anon. f,rtv Ivoars M o,i,a,. ~, ~
neither /. adyoo, t,na ~. 800, l a. :
theory, st.,as that 4. :. ....S,..1, t ~,
sone eminant n,,ns,,,.,s "a ,a..s !,
cult,,ra,,ots Tha thasr,, ',.,.s ~. !.
graft. or bud a. ',nara,,, ~ -.
of tho trae FROM ,h,os 80. - -
tho notnro, ordo. - .s,a.s ' -. =.
much fo,,,,;,a A. a. 10
an, 7Tbe .ad,tor state, tha. a. ~, sSA
,r,a o,d y.r,at,ss ,,,.a $50. a's = !,
pboda I.,and c.oaa,,, 49, .,l ,
Tvson and SOL, a.s. FL, s w
have - 10 srnn,.n... =. - 80
t,es Tbo faa. 49, 80 -. 80
still do weiI and .ro toya,,tss ,.,s.
manv r,o,r,a., s,,.. az a'e...eo %i,n
.nseru,ness was s,,nnosaa - r. 49,.
nroves tho fall,cv ~ th,s tSoar, pr''
/ Among mo adyart,sar.on.s -
food maSv that saan,os ,..n. :. W ', a., no
snoh 4. c. r. nIas.,., M,an..
dictiona r,es vho,a. 49, VIII
4. :, -, tN - -
seeds n y Rohhit,. to 49, ,,a,s.s
and ), n,r,,oa,,. 60. nss...,Ss.s,
wild Turkie.vs woro advarti.o5 tha,a
nrob,h,v MT ha,na 81 ~ ,,a,,a,,as
as at nrosent on5 ~ a,,,..,,sa.,a,,.
also called otten,ion 30 aanhea -,
which wos n,t,,,oI nr,s,;a. . 80 ~,
in pennsvlyani. and was = aoaa s,,h
stitute for COOL ~, ana oon,a ~ ,,,.a
Cd IN coaI oil io,.ns ~
Peruvian cnann w,s ro,o,.o, = -
!, now thin. and NOV, .ns -, 80,
souosb the u,hh,rs ,,.a ,a,,as.,.a,
exorhit,nt nr,cas ,,a,na .ss.sas esh
the seed eeN ~
Tho Now yor,, r,,h,,.o ~. ,r,
and Tho Iodaar al aaa,,,a s,.., e'
inc snaoo Tho ra,on -. ..s
names =, q. raa,,,,r a,,.,h,,ta @
tone Edward Sna.ot, cn.. n rne
ems. ,John q save and wi,,,,n n
p.,.n. ~ "u " MAN y
In tho sn,ce o,o,a,od =, a,
l,shers ror tho;, 49, as,.o..,., sne pup
t,ced two varv st.,,,,ns !. W.
mont, ono was - ana,a sl -,
scrnhers ~ AZ pa apeaVS g. y s ~, ouD
rottinr tba,r nra,,,,,n, LAS s. -. .s.: ~,
IN Enhrnar. - S,hnu s sIuS sea ., .eu
IN t,mo 70 s,,n, . ny .Uu.u ~. tii .,.
10 on aoo,dont s,'s ~ me- : Ga. o e,.t
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-09-15

It pays to be square even in poll,
tics.