davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
Has Pair of Ruddarr.

81 feel ike q boat without a rud-
der" said the disconsolate youth.
Never you mind" replied the re
sourceful young woman. cheer up.
Life Will not always look so gloomy.
Maybe in time you can save money
enough TO purchase a swallowtailed
coat"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
The Hello Boy.

The Hello Boy.
He's Just the smallest little tot
That ever you did see.
That little boy along the street
That says Hello 20 me.
You wouldn't think that 10 could talk
He's such n tiny lad
But. my. he says II out distinct.
As plainly as his dadi
You really couldn't understand
Unless that kid you knew
How greatly l appreciate
His morning How do dor
For as ] pass In going down
Or coming back at night
The old street does not seem the same
II he "a not In sight.
That boy Is neither kin OF mine
Or OF my better half
But can tell you Tor a fact
He's got me on his stan
But when he says ''HeIo!- 20 me.
This sturdy little man.
You bet l say ''Heuor' right back
AS pleasant as ] can
a weakness for that HttIs boy
without blush I plead.
And he can borrow books from me
When he has learned to read.
I'll come when he holds out his hands
As far as I can see,
That little boy along the street
Who says "HelloI' 20 me.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

When a man has a grudge against
his neighbor he sometimes buys q pho
nograph.
When you hear woman declare
that 1t Is always her luck to get into
the meanest neighb0rhoo6 possible you
may be sure that the neighbors are
glad when moving day comes.
When your wife appears to believe
your yarn she may be merely planning
to touch you for $50 after breakfast
The man who boasts that be doesn't
rare what people say OF him has usual
~ been busy giving them plenty OF
material to say what they may.
Modern business methods TO a man
up a tree sometimes look strangely
like medieval robber methods.
Reforms may come and reforms may
go. but graft goes on forever.
Too many men take the automobile
route TO the bankruptcy court
1t sometimes requires the genius OF
q Kipling 10 furnish a satisfactory ex-
PLANTATION OF a black eye.
A FTER sixteen a boy spends a lot
Of time trying 10 cut school. After
twenty-five he spends some more re-
GREETING he was so successful IN his
attempts.
A pessimist is one who Is never hap
py unless he is miserable.
This is the season when picking gets
the whole household into a regular
pickle, not TO mention ferment
The girl who can't make a loaf OF
bread generally tries TO even up mat
tiers by making fudge.
There are women who would rather
read an account OF divorce proceedings
than so to funeral.
We have n contempt for the Ameri-
can girl who annexes a title. but still
we like to hear about the way she
did It
Sometimes we run against n self
made man who isn't proud OF his Job.
An optimist is n man who IS certain
bis salary viii be raised next year.
To 10
stove into working position and con
dition seeros to be masculine impos-
sibility.
When woman declares that she
wishes she were dead she mny be de-
pended upon 20 send n hurry call for
a doctor if she fancies she has symp-
toms OF heart failure.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

ders. ''Pm regular scout when Il
comes 10 roughing It. Why. 1 camped
In the Thousand islands all one sum-
mer. and I've been deer hunting In the
Adirondacks. We didn't get any
they were too far from the hotel. But
know ali about mountain life"
''This is totally different" Boyd OBJ
jected, but Clyde ran on, his enthu-
siasm growing as he tinted the mental
picture to suit himself.
Clyde was lost In an exposition OF
his fitness as a fisherman when Fra
ser burst out:
"Hellol There's George"
| TTO HTc co-Tr,rT-rD
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
Close Enough For Comfort.

Close Enough For Comfort
II you cannot brace the tiger
In his low and tangled lair.
II you cannot climb the icebergs
And bring home polar bear.
II the lion and hyena
And the did-dig have you blurred.
You can so TO the museum
And revile them where they're stuffed.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
TITS THE LAST ROSE OF SUM-
MER

tbs THE LAST ROSE OF SUM
MER.
NINlS the last rose OF summer.
Left blooming alone.
AL her lovely companions
Are faded and gone
No Hover OF her kindred.
No rosebud. Is nigh
To reflect back her bushes
Or give sigh for sigh.
IL not leave thee. thou lone one.
To pine on the stem.
Since the lovely are sleeping.
Go sleep thou with them
Thus kindly I scatter
Thy leaves DER the bed
Where thy mates OF the garden
Lie scentless and dead.
GO soon may I follow
When friendships decay
And from loves shining circle
The gems drop away.
When true hearts lie withered
And fond ones are flown.
Oh, who would inhabit
This bleak world alone?
Thomas Moore.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
Heard .. the Club.

Gunner-Let US wait and hear Hark-
err tell his funny story. Some one is
bound TO set up the cigars.
Guyer-But suppose the story falls
fat?
Gunner-Oh. In that case Harker
will set up the cigars to get US to lis
cen 10 the story.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
OPPORTUNITY

ITO seize an opportunity seems such an
easy thing.
AND yet whene'er one comes your way
and TO ~ you would cling
you're pretty sure 10 md that some ono
else has seen II. too.
And nailed II for his own ADVANTAGES lust
aheed OF you!
Washington Evening Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

THE COUNTRY cHURCHYARD.
TUE boast OF heraldry. the pomp OF
power
And all that beauty. all that wealth Ger
gave.
Awaits alike the inevitable hour
The paths Of glory lead but to the grave
NOR you be proud. impute to these the
II memory DER their tomb no trophies
raise
Where through the long drawn aisle and
fretted vault
The pealing anthem sweIls the note OF
praise.
CAN stored urn or animated bust
Back to its mansion call the heeting
Can honor's voice provoke the silent dust
Or nattery soothe the duh. cold ear OF
DEATH
DERHAPS in this neglected spot is laid
Some hoart once pregnant with celes-
tial fire.
Hands that tho rod OF empire might have
swayed
Or walked to ecstasy the living Tyre.
PUT knowledge to their eyes her ample
- page.
Rich with the spons of time. did ne'er
unToll.
Chill perjury repressed their noble rage
And froze the genial current OF the soul.
EULL many a gem OF purest ray serene
The dark. unfathomed caves OF ocean
bear.
Fun many a flower is born to blush IN
seen
And waste it's sweetness on the desert
ar Thomas Gray.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
ATLANTIC COASTLINE.


KFFROTIvK APRIL IL. isee.
TRAINS LEAVE RICHMOND DAILY.
For Fisrida and souths Sis A n s.d T:H
scr Norfolk. zee A Il. s:s r. n and Q
For = and ". n.y.. wsssi sss A n. lsns
and sos r. ~
For Pstsrsburr; s,es A. n. a:is. ssss. AN
r, n, r. n. sss r. n. T.n sz1 II: ls r. II.
Trims arrive kiohz1o2d dks1ys Ssis, fsss A.
~, ss:3 u:8 A. n, ss1es0 A. -, s1sA p
n. ssos. ssse. k0c ana e<fs r. u
.rxssp< nuzds}. ssDczdzy only.
Tins Il arrival and dsf<rsurrs ga as~sss-
ttous sos eonztssd-
o. eAxrBHx. q. r. A
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
Must Have a Motive.

Must Have q Motive.
81 am very fond OF you"
''Are your"
Really"
Then ! shall have to charge you
half OF what you make out OF IL"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
The Point.

"She was his first love"
81 don't care anything about that"
what is il you want TO known
"Who his last love is"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
HAUNTINGs.

HAUNTtNGS.
w YHY did you come to me today
Out or the years long dead
J" a little figure. golden gay
w With sunlight on your head ?
Why do you haunt me so tonight
After long years OF pain
A little ghost. ali wanly white.
Shivering In the rain2
Charles Buxton Going In Success.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
Couldn't.

my dearF'
''whatr'
You really ought TO be more polite
But ! am not a good liar"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
Her Preference.

Her Preference.
81 like the small
checks. Don't your
! think they are
prettier and make
up better"
81 much prefer
the large kin d
that my husband
writes"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
Necessary.

"HypOcrites are agile creatures"
"Agile?"
They have to be TO squirm out Of the
tight places they are always getting
into"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
Her Idea.

Her Idea.
"She always tries TO do her duty"
'She doesY'
Eyes"
but the trouble is that she is so
apt to consider other people her duty"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

Your subscription 10 TIE PLANET
is due. Have you paid TT II NOT, why
nosY
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

The woman who prides herself on
telling people Just what she thinks OF
them often finds It hard to distinguish
between malice and candor.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
Hurnor and
Philosophy
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
NJ DUNCAN ~. SrsrrH


IT is foolish to fret about the future.
The present generally furnishes
enough material TO work that stunt on.
Luck has a good deal to do with sue
cess. but working ten hours day has
more.
Some people can't bow TO the inevita-
bic as If it were an agreeable acquaint-
ance-
There are people who have the best
time when they are engaged in cata-
loguing their grievances.
The meanest kind Of a friend IS the
one who gives you his opinion Of the
motorbOat you have just built.
The man who thinks be would be
satisfied IL he were a millionaire prob
ably doesn't realize what agony It Is
to long to be a Millionaire.
Many a man might have a happy
home II his wife would let him put his
feet on the table and use her powder
box for an ssh receiver.
The woman who prides herself on
telling people Just what she thinks OF
them often finds It hard to distinguish
between malice and candor.
II requires a hero or liar 20 declare
that he likes 70 get up at o'clock in
the morning
The woman with q beautiful head
Of hair gets no more credit nowadays
than her baldheaded sister who keeps
hers in a drawer nights.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

she has Q beautiful complexion
Yea; Ia thu affsrncon--
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

II requires a hero or a liar TO declare
the morning.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

Many a man might have a happy
home IL his wife would let him put his
feet on the table and use her powder
box for an Rsh receiver.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
Gems In Verse
OLD FAVORlTES.
NO LONGER JEALOUS,

N REMEMBER the time ere his temples
were gray.
And l frowned at the things he'd the
n holiness TO say,
But now he's grown old he may say
what he will
laugh at his nonsense and take nothing
III
Indeed. 1 must say he's a little improved.
For he watches no longer the SILLY be-
loved
No longer as once he awakens my fears.
Not glance he perceives. not a whisper
he hears.
II he heard one OF late II has never trans
pired.
For his only delight Is TO see mo ad-
mired.
And now. pray. what better return can 1
make
Than TO fiirt and DO always admired for
his sake7
Walter Savage Iandor
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

When woman declares that she
wishes she were dead she may be de-
pended upon 20 send n hurry call for
a doctor n she fancies she has symp-
toms OF heart failure.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
Hard on Women.

81 don't see how a woman ever hears
any gossip"
"WhyT'
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
Southern Rv
TRAINS LEAVE RICHMOND.
TRADE MARX REcIsrEREDD

\. B-Following schedule figures publishsI ..
information and not guaranteed.
o'lo M.-Daily. Local for Charlotte. Dur
ham and Raleigh
iOifo A A-Daily. Limited. For ALI mimi,
south. Drawing Room Buffet Sleeu,in-
Car TO Memphis, Via Asheville and chat
tanooCa.
S'OO T. NIX. Sunday Local for Durham AMI
intermediate stations
oiOJ l.. A-Ex. Sunday. Keysville Local
l4'4o + A-daily Limited for All ooina.
south. Pullman ready $50 p. N.
YORK RIVER LINE.
SOU T. NIX. Sunday. To West Point eo,-
80 nectlng FOR Baltimore Mon, Wed 4 Fri
SOU A A-EN- sun. and 2:l5 p M-Moa-
We'd and Fri. Local 70 West Point
TRAINS ARRIVE RICHMOND.
From the south: 7;oO A. ", sos p. NJ. da1v-
$50 A. N, TX. Sunday; 1855 p NJ. Ex- sunday
=, IRON ON West Point, s:So A. NJ, daily: IL :S5 4
A. "eu' anu IN; 6:t3 P. NJ, TX. Sunday.
90 5. =. BURGESS. d. p. A,
-''1' MAIN street. Phone, kadison-4sS.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

To De sweet tempered and put
stove into working position and con
dition seerus TO be a masculine impos-
sibility.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

The woman with q beautiful head
Of hair gets no more credit nowadays
than her baldheaded sister who keeps
hers in a drawer nights.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08
The Event

Because she talks al the time and
never listens"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

An optimist is a man who IS certain
bis salary viii be raised next year.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

When your wife appears to believe
your yarn she may be merely planning
to touch you for $50 after breakfast
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

Sometimes we run against n self |
made man who isn't proud OF bis Job
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

When a man has a grudge against
his neighbor he sometimes buys q pho
nograph.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

ION. sEE THE DARLING LITTLE GRAY
DONKEY t.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

When you hear woman declare
that 1t Is always her luck to get into
the meanest nelghbOrhoo6 possible you
may be sure that the neighbors are
glad when moving day comes.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

IT is foolish to fret about the future.
The present generally furnishes
enough material TO work that stunt on.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

Iro BE Continued
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

We have a contempt for the Ameri-
can girl who annexes a title, but still
we like to hear about the way she
did II
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

The man who thinks be would be
satisfied II he were a millionaire prob
ably doesn't realize what agony It is
TO long to be a Millionaire.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-10-08

1t sometimes requires the genius OF
Kipling TO furnish satisfactory ex-
PLANTATION OF a black eye.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1910-04-16

NJ. W of A. meets the End and 4th
Friday nights in each month at w. O.
w. Hall.
E. Nautz, Consul.
Thos. F. Dixon, Clerk
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1910-04-16
CALL FOR MASS MEETING

At the March meeting of the
Nevada County Farmers Union
the following committee was
appointed to confer with and as
sist the citizens of Prescott in
promoting a County Fair for Ne
vada County this fall: J. M.
Thomas. A. A. Gordon. George
S. Alder, Mrs. Lee Rodgers, Mrs.
Ursery Moore Mrs. M. B. Segler.
Therefore, mass meeting of
the citizens of Prescott and Ne
vada County in general is here
by called to meet with this COM
mittee at the Court House on
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1910-04-16

Wouldn't it be nice within week or
so to begin to say goodbye forever to
the scalding, dribbling, straining, or
too frequent passage of urine; the
forehead and the back-of- the-head
aches: the stitches and pains in the
back the growing muscle weakness;
spots before the eyes; yellow skin;
sluggish bowels swollen eyelids and
ankles, leg cramps; unnatural short
breath; sleeplesSness and the de-
spondency?
| have recipe for these troubles
that you can depend on, and If you
want Quick Recovery, you ought to
write and get cody of it. Many a
doctor would charge you So 50 just for
writing this prescription. but | have it
and will be glad to send it to you
entirely free Just drop me line like
this DR.. A. E. Robinson, K SIS Luck
Building, Detroit, Mich, and | will
send it by return mail in plain en-
velope. As you will see when you get
it, this receire contains only pure,
harmless remedies, but it has a great
healing and pain-conquering power.
1t will quickly show its power once
you use it, so | think you had better
see what it is without delay. | will
send you copy free-you can use it
and cure yourself at home.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1910-04-16
FRIENDSHIP

We have had some fine rains
the past week.
Rev. Turner is quite sick. We
hope he will soon be up again,
Mr.. Joe Bailey and family, of
Rosston, visited relatives here
Saturday and Sunday.
Mr.. Oscar Alsobrooks of Texas
is out on a visit to his father.
Rev. James was at Caney on
Sunday and a large crowd Vas
out to hear him.
Mr.. and Mrs. ". 7. Armand
visited F. d. Armand Sunday.
Arthur Turner went north
Sunday. Arthur says there is
always too many where he goes.
Wonder where Jesse Overton
went Sunday? Guess Miss Ora
can tell.
Mr.. J. T. Martin. of Bodcaw,
visited at Mr.. Hollomon's Sun
day.
Mr.. W. Steed visited Mr..
Burnes Sunday.
Monroe said he had to stay at
home last Sunday.
Ask Marvin Tomlin where he
went Saturday night.
am requested by the COM
mittee of the grave yard at this
place to say that all who are
interested in the grave yard here
are requested to meet at the
church on the 23rd day of this
month at 2 o'clock. There will
be a new Committee elected for
the year, also the contract will
be let for the working of same.
Please don't all stay at home on
that day.
With best wishes to the Pic
and it's many readers.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1910-04-16
$3.50 RECIPE CURES WEAK
KIDNEYS, FREE
Relieves Urinary and Kidney Troubles
Backache, Straining, Swelling
Etc.

Stops Pain in the Bladder, Kidneys
and Back.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1910-04-16

April 22nd, 1910, at 2 o'clock P.
NJ, to consider ways and means
to hold such fair. The bust
ness men of Emmett and Bough-
ton and other towns in the coun-
ty are urged to be present also.
If we are to have a County Fair
we want to make it a success
and to do so we should begin as
early as possible.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1910-04-16

Edgar Avery must be expect
ing to get married as he has such
a large crop. He was seen in
Prescott looking at some fencing
wire. He must be going to fence
his onions.
If you want to know where
our Fred Stroud was Friday
night just ask Miss Matte Cash.
Say, Girls, if you want Ice
cream just go to Prescott and
see Mr.. E. S.
Wayne Phillips was seen going
southwest Friday night. He
looked like he was going to Mr..
Avery's.
Mr.. Bob Wake has his house
looking fine. He has just finish
ed papering it.
/ wonder how Mrs. Rosa likes
to get post cards.
1t is too bad that Miss Annie
had to come back like she went.
Cheer up, Annie, there is time
enough yet.
If you want to evedrop, just
get Johnnie Avery to give you
lessons.
Mr.. George Wake is farming
right along. He has his popcorn
planted and his onions set out.
If you want sweet potatoes,
just see Claude Harrison and
Ode Yockum, They bedded out
six bushels.
We hope the young people en-
joyed themselves on Steel Lake
last Friday.
We wonder who Miss Edith
was expecting last Sunday
evening.
There is sunday School at
Morning Star every Sunday.
Let every body come and join
the Sunday School.
Earnest Summers has to go on
foot since he raced his horse in
home. 1t is a good idea to carry
a rope sometimes, Earnest.
Bub Davis returned home last
Saturday from Idabel, Okla.
G. B. Guthrey is going out
sparkling right away. He has a
new two wheel cart. Look out,
Girls, business is picking up.
If this does not land in the
waste basket, we will try to do
better next time.
Wishing the Picayune and all
of it's readers success.
Uncle Josh.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1910-04-16
CONFEDERATE REUNION

Mobile, Ala, and return for
$11.S5, account confederate re-
union. Tickets on sale April Oath
and 25th. Special from Little
Rock to Mobile, good for return
ing until May End.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1910-04-16

There will be a meeting of
the knights and Ladies of Honor
next Monday night at the hall.
Let every member attend. There
will by some important business
to attend to.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1910-04-16
ACCOUNT LA. LAND CONGRESS

The Iron Mountain will sell
tickets to the above congress to
Alexandria, La. and return on
April Is and 10 for SO. Is. Good
for returning April 30th.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1910-04-16

]. A. Morgan, merchant and
farmer on route 8, was in the
city Thursday and called and
settled up for the best paper in
the county.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1910-04-16
GARLANDVILLEE

Health is very good in this
neighborhood now. The Roseola
is about to be a thing OF the
past.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-09-07

--~~~-~~~~~~>~0--~-~
GOOD PASTURE FOR 100 HEAD OF
horses or cattle. ID miles north Beck's
Hot Springs. Thomas LulSes, Wonds
Cross, ~oe3