Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1910-08-11

Yes; he's all the time kicking.
Mr.. Summerboard (politely)-Shal
/ help myself to the beans? Hired
Man--You will If you git ennyl
Your wife doesn't seem to care
much for that friend of yours" mo;
he's the man lay the blame on when
I'm detained downtown"
who's that homely girl you spoke
TOT" "Sir, that lady has promised to
be my wife," Cheer up. Lots Of
women don't keep their promises"
Edhor-What are you writing? Re-
porter-A race with death. Editor
Say we call that race off and get 1t
up in some other form this time.
i've moved to the country now.
and planted a garden" Anything
coming up?" Sure. My wifes family
is coming up to spend the summer"
She-Better join our picnic party.
He-Whats the use. when / can more
easily enjoy warm lemonade and sand
wiches with ants on 'em in my back
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Customer docking at electric fans)
No, | don't believe ] care for a
secondhand fan. Dealer (waving his
hands)-Vy? Ain secondhand air as
good as any?
Hub-Reckless and extravagant-I?
When did ! ever make useless pur-
chase? Wife-Why. there's that fire
extinguisher you bought year ago;
we've never used II once.
q don't believe IN hiding my light
under a bushel." remarked young Sap
leigh. You would be foolish to do
So" rejoined Miss Slashem, when a
pint cup would more than hide IT,"
Fond Mother-Tommy, darling, this
@ your birthday What would you
like to do? Tommy. Darling latter a
moments reflection III think ! should
enjoy seeing the baby spanked.-Fi
caro-.
It's hard to lose beautiful
daughter" said the wedding guest
alphabetically. IT'S a blamed sight
harder TO lose the homely ones" re-
piled the old man who had several
yet 10 80.
Mean thing" exclaimed Mrs New.
lived; ''its just brutal OF you TO call
II 'this stun You eaid you'd be glad
n baked my oun bread" Yes.
dear" replied the brute. but ] didn't
say you should bake mine"
Critic Gas the composer plays bis
last piece Very fns indeed. But
what Is that passage which makes tho
cold chiis run down the backf Com
poasr-'That Is where the Eandsrer
has the hotel bill brought 10 him
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Mr.. budw0rthy Rather clever Eel
Low, that young Dudsl0ng. don't you
Think Miss Pewstuies y really could
not tell he scarcely uttered q word
the whele time be WAS here. Mr. Bud
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