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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-12-01
WHY THEY CHANGED SUBJECT
Discussion over Sweet Little Honey
suckle-Covered Cottage ls
Dropped Abruptly.

Yes" said he, life is SO lonely"
1T Is lonely sometimes" she an
Swered.
wouldn't 1t be sweet to have lit
tie cottage covered with Ivy and hon
eysuckle and roses?"
"Oh. wouldn't it?'
And when fellow comes home
tired from business to have nice
little wife to meet him at the door
with kiss?'
"Ye-e-e-s!"
"And then the winter nights, the
blazing fire in the cosy parlor, and
you-I mean a wife-at the piano
singing in the cleaning 1t would be
lovely"
Il think 1t would be sweet"
And then"
At this point careworn woman
came round the corner with pair of
twins in a perambulator. A dead ST.
lence fell upon the pair; the air
Then they changed the subject.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-12-01
Chinese Embroidery.

"A wonderful achievement Of daz-
zling beautyl" Such is the cry of ad-
miration of an English writer on de-
scribing a superb bedspread in rich
brocade embroidered in the eighth
century by a Chinese princess. The
device, she continues, consisted Of at
least 5000 pairs Of mandarin ducks,
sporting amid sprays Of rare flowers
and foliage, scattered all over the silk
ground, on which sparkled a shower
Of beads made of native precious
stones. Had the early Chinese en-
broiderer less taste, imagination, skill
and industry than her American sis
ters Of the twentieth century,
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-12-01
Studies Of tho vernaouIar.

studies OF the Vernacular.
"Sayliz, hoozat?" said the girl at
che notion counter.
''Hoozoo?" queried the girl at the
glove counter.
"Jessa ziffew diddenol"
"Lookeermin, wotcha mean"
"Fewdont knowliz, wotchablushin-
bout?"
"Aintablushin!"
"Yartoo!"
"Minjones yunobetter!"
swat yar!"
"Hoojoo mean, anyhow"
'Fellerspoke wennypass choorcoun
ter"
"Diddunsee anyfeller."
'Diddunteerim, either, didja7"
"Coursenot."
"Awkumofr!"
"Sayookids," interrupted the floor.
walker, "quitcherchininer I'll repor-
chal"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-12-01
One Thing Certain.

The tourist from Chicago usually
makes herself seen and heard. One
lady of such tendencies announced to
surprised audience in London
boarding house that her husband had
written to say that he was going to
buy an automobile. Il don't know
whether he'll go in for a towering-car
or a running-around," said the voluble
lady. But one thing is certain, wen
have our own garbage"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-12-01

two great rival SnOps, lne
Printemps and the Gallerie Lafayette,
which stand side by side, are holding
sales at sensational reductions,
writes a correspondent. Every wom-
an goes with her purse stuffed with
tiny patterns, and we spent most OF
our spare time trying on each others
hats. What a charm there is in try
ing on hat that belongs to some one
you know, or to anvone at all!
A hat that may make you look pret-
tier than you have ever looked be-
fore! No wonder that the milliners'
shops are besiezged! What heart
burnings, too, when the hat one has
bought becomes antiquated after a
brief month of popularity!
If our best friend tells us that we
are over-hatted or that she does not
like that hat" we feel that friend
ship is a failure and life is no longer
worth the living!
We are very practical in Paris
we leave it to the English and Amer
leans to buy as recklessly as their
means will allow. For us thrift has
virtues, and we look before we leap.
Just now we may select, for instance,
a black satin hat, but when we pause
to reflect we discover that If the said
hat be lined with velvet it will be in
f1nitely more practic Il because We can
wear it further into he winter! 1t is
often better to spend a little more
and get what will la st longer time.
Feathers are Of I'll millinery trim
mings the most eca nomical, but the
willy milliners have found fresh temp
tations for us on that score. The
latest craze is for everything striped
and speckled, and Panther skin,"
which is being ma lie into sets of
stoles and muffs, has extended the ia
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-12-01
ImpossIbIe Employment.

Seymour-Did you have steady EN-
ployment during the time you were
living in South America?
Ashley-Steady employment? What
are you talking about. man? Don't
you know that such thing as steady
employment is a physical impossibility
In South America?
Seymour-No; why should It be?
Ashley-Why? Simply because there
are 30 many earthquakes there.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-12-01
A New NapoIeon Statue.

Gen. Niox recently discovered in
lhe State statue repository a bronze
statue of Napoleon | by Seurre. of
which the Invalides only possesses a
plaster replica. Yesterday work was
commenced in the courtyard Of the
Invalides on the removal of the plas-
ter statue, which is to be replaced in
a few days by the bronze original
Paris Press.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-12-01
checkmated.

Il am very sorry to see you down
and out, old man. How did you come
to this condition."
q started out to astoniHh the
world"
"And them
Instead, the world Rstonishsd ne"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-12-01
Eor RIuntnd solsanr..

When your scissors become blunted
and require sharpening. take an or
dinary knife, upon which place the
scissors as II in the act Of cutting. By
drawing the steel along the blades in
this manner several times, you win
bring your scissors again into good
condition
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-12-01
LIoht Attracts Customers.

In the downtown section of city
the theater audiences come and go
through two avenues leading to car
lines. A haberdasher has shop in
a side street between these two chan
nels Of travel, at much more reason
able rent than he would have to pay
on the avenues. Study of the condi-
tions convinced him that the theater-
goers took those avenues, not because
they were especially convenient, nor
as a matter of habit, but simply be-
cause they were light. When he put
up an electric sign big enough to light
his section of the dark side street he
diverted enough travel past his win
dows every night to increase mate
rally the daily sales.-Saturday Eve
ming Post.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-12-01

A very small boy was trying to lead
big st. Bernard dog up the road
Where are you going to take tha
dog, my little man?" inquired passer
by. Tin going to see where
where he wants to go first" was the
breathless reply.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-12-01
Reason for AIax,s Madnss..

Ajax had defled the Lightning. How.
ever, there's very little in 1t for me
with nobody wanting the picture
rights" he sighed discontentedly.
It was by such advanced ideas,
though he held them but vaguely,
that be at length got himself consid-
cred mad.-Puck.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-12-01
coroner,s verdIot n india.

For quaintness 1t would be hard Ia
beat the verdict returned in India or
man whose fate 1t had been to as
SAUCE tigers appetite. That Pand
so died Of tiger eating him. There
was no other cause Of DEATH"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-12-01
Charitable.

I'D have you know, SIR" snorted
the loud-voiced individual, that I'm
a self-made man."
"oh, very we'll" retorted the other,
calmly, TIL accept your apology"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-12-01
A Criticism.

FIRST Angel-what is that spirit fuss.
ing about?
Second angel-She says her hatpins
stick out beyond her halo.-Harper's
Bazaar
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-12-01

He-Often when l look up at the
stars in the armament cannot help
thinking how small how Insignificant
am after all.
She-Gracious! Doesn't that thought
ever strike you except when you look
at the stars in the armament?
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-12-01

Caroline-So you do not believe in
early marriages? You think a man
ought to have made his way first,
suppose.
Hobart-To tell the truth, what
weighs chiefly with me is that the
later one marries the less time one
has to outlive ones illusions.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-12-01
BOXING chlIdren,. Eara

Medical men are fully aware OF the
lamentable consequences that often
result from the pernicious habit Of
boxing childrens' ears or otherwise
striking them on the head or face. It
is. however, high time that laymen,
and especially teachers, should be
made acquainted with these results.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-12-01
Or Did He Escanef

Il met Miss Elderly and Miss sers
going for a tramp yesterday"
which one Of them got himf-
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-12-01

Mothers win nnd Mrs. WinSloH's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use foT their children
Turing the teething period.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-12-01
Pettit's Eye SaIve First Sold in I 1907,

over 100 years ago; sales increase
yearly; wonderful remedy; cured mil
lions weak eyes. All druggists or
Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-12-01

ARIs.-We are all in a fe-
yer of excitement over
the next models, and
shopping expeditions oc-
cupy our thoughts. The
two great rival shops, the
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1910-12-01

Yes" said he, life is SO lonely"
1T is lonely sometimes" she an
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-02
UNION CARPENTERS
GET So A DAY
New Wage Scale Becomes e.
fective Today-Increase
of Fifty Cents.
AFFECTS 800 WORKMEN
PRACTICALLY NO OBJECTION
BY CONTRACTORS
AFFECTS 800 W0RKMEN

beginning this morning all union
carpenters in Salt Lake under the fur-
lsdict1on OF local No. 1S4, United Car
penters and Joiners of America, will
receive the new scale of wages which
was arranged about three months ago
and scheduled to take effect Nav q the
increase being so cents a day, making
the wages IS per day instead of $3.50
The increase will affect between 500 and
900 men.
J. c. Wilkes, representative of
the local union. stated last night that
practically all concerns EMPLOYING
union carpenters in the city had agreed
70 the increase, and there would be no
difficulty in putting the new scale into
erect 1t is pointed out to the builders
and contractors, he said, that the pres
ent scale for carpenters was somewhat
lower than that of similar trades, and
some of the contractors had expressed
the Keeling that under the circum-
stances, with the increase in cost of
living, there should be a new ADJUST
ment. he said that he had received
practically no objections to the in
crease.
Contractors affected by the increase
include some Of the largest in the city.
Among them are the Salt Lake Build
ing company, which has just completed
the work at the new SeInloh hotel and
is now completing the new Fisher
building on West Temple street; the
work now being carried on at the new
Denver & Rio Grande depot; the Utah
Hotel company; the Master Builders
association, which includes most of the
smaller contractors; the Whitney
Steen company, which is finishing the
new Vermont building, and also did the
work on the Felt building; Thompson
Starrett company, which is doing the
work on the Newhouse hotel and the
Newhouse theatre, and J. H. Britain,
who has on hand a number of large
contracts
Mr.. Wilkes said that there were few
union men in the city. The in
crease, which comes from the union,
will not affect these men, of course,
but it is pointed out that in all likeli-
hood these men will demand the new
schedule as soon as it is put into effect
by the local union here.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-02
GERMAN F|NANCIERS
VISIT IN SALT LAKE:
Messrs. Albert Bing and Paul Scha-
bert Guests at Semloh-Interested
In U. S. Railroads.

Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Bling OF Frank
Main, and Mr.. and Mrs. Paul
Schabert of Hamburg. Germany, ar
rived in Salt Lake yesterday afternoon
from San Francisco. Mr.. Bing is the
Berlin representative of Speyer & Co.,
international bankers. Mr.. Schubert is
q German financier. They are guests
at the Semloh hotel.
John Sebastian, second vice presi-
dent of the Rock Island railroad, is due
to arrive in the city this morning from
Chicago. He comes here to meet the
party and viii take them east in his
private car.
Speyer & Co. is a heavy holder of
Rock Island bonds. and the conference
between Mr.. Sebastian and Mr.. Bing
will likely be with reference to ffnan-
cial affairs.
Mr.. Bing said that he was travelling
IN America purely for pleasure and that
his meeting with Mr.. Sebastian is en-
tirely of a social nature, they being old
friends.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-02

iOuAe' is so sterile or isolated that ~
cdl!nor produce something.
me spr1ngtime is the most imnor-
.anI IN the lives of individuals. as II is
IN nature. If, in our youth. we sow in
Iulehess and corruption. then we will
reap hundredfold of that which we
nave soWn: He who gives away to mas
IoiIS IN MS youth, will become a slave
10 them, lest perchance he shouId he
come strong enough to resist ana e-areo
them off. anu SHINE
There is a false impression tba. +ba
proper thing is to allow our Young Nor,
" SOW Ihelr wild oats, that il is fjtt;no
anu proper in the day of his streDot6
anu anDltlon to sow his wild oats AMI
tleh settle down and show the f,1Ii+c of
SodIy existence. Nothing is mora
ms icdi or indefensible. The vounq
man VINO has lived a sinful life nnr3
deap me results Thereof sixty or a hun
tia,H e-Ioid. Ruskln says, L have no ma
tI,IlCt win the people who talk of the
llIO shtlessness of youth with induI-
gehce. There is no fault or folly of ~.
me mat does not rise up against me
an. ..,,,t lakes away my joy of possession
Inc Mormon church is opposed m
any view that would look with o.,
toieTatlon upon the induIsences ot
youth; In the springtime of orr Iives
we should prepare the soil of orr brains
anu our hearts, so that we NAV. wben
a 10 - oiine comes, reap a bountiful
Up Gp OF good deeds and lofty ideals >,
= ,e io4io"lhS program was rendered
q9rIilg the evening: Hymn. ''Maxe tba
world Brighter" by the choir. tonns
SOTO, sunshine and Rain" bv w n
Philips; reading by Mrs. q Ala
organ solo by Professor J. ] Davnes
soprano solo by Enid Edmonds
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-02
ROYAL HIGHLANDERS.

Utah castle will hold another of its
regular meetings this evening. There
was the usual large attendance last
Monday evening and when the roll Of
the contesting teams was called team
No. had one more member present
than it's opponents, this giving them
an additional five points. Tickets were
distributed among the members for the
last dance of the season, to be given
by both teams, Monday, May 9. Each
team will be given credit for the tick
cts sold by it's members, these points
to be added to those gained in the
contest On account of the absence of
two of the members of the long form
team the rehearsal was postponed I'M
til this evening. and all the members
having parts in the initiation are re-
quested to be present. The penny
march resulted in a neat sum TO be
used for flowers for the sick After
the close of the castle the drill team
put on the new initiation drill, which
is a very pleasing one. Castle will be
called to order promptly at S:15 p. m
this evening.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-02
.FOLL|ES Of YOUTH
ARE INEXCUSAbLE
r. W. Young Urges Parents to Pro.
tect Offspring During Spring
time of Life.

R. W. Young. president of Ensign
stake, delivered an address last night
at the conjoint meeting of the Young
Ladies and Young Mems associations
at the Twentieth ward meeting house,
corner of Second avenue and D street.
The subject of the address was 1.-The
Springtime of Life" and was listened
to by an audience that completely filled
the hall. The speaker pointed out the
necessity of parents seeing that their
children were properly taught the prin-
ciples of right living in their youth in
order that in after years they might
reap the benefit of the good seeds sown.
mo piece OF ground" said President
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-02
KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS.

The knights of Columbus are MAX
ing extensive preparations for the ex-
emplification of the first, second and
third degrees on a large class of can
didates on Sunday. May %. Many visi-
tors are expected from the other cities
of the state. as well as from Idaho.
The women of the council will serve
an elaborate banquet Immediately
after the ceremonies. The Rev. Father
Dubois, S. NJ, will deliver a lecture
at the regular meeting of the council
next Tuesday evening. Lecturer Fan
ming has also promised a musical pro-
gram for that evening, and ii is ex-
pected that every member who can will
be present. The entertainment commit
tee has announced another one of its
enjoyable and informal socials and
dances for May II.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-02


The social was the 1.rst given by the
new social committee, with Frank Yea
mans IN charge.
The Christian citizenship committee
IS pleased with the hearty cooperation
and general commentator it's plan to
nave the curfew law enforced has re-
celVed- Chairman Claude Shields and
ms corps of volunteer kid COPS" have
done good work in connection with the
ponce department. and the Juvenile
court There is now a noticeable Diff
ference in the number of children seen
on the streets after 9 p. nj. The COM
mlttee VIII next investigate the re-
port that liquor is being sold to minors
at the resorts in and about the citv
me regular meeting of the cabinet was
heid last night at o'clock in the In
manuel church.
Mrs. Olive Ravens, chairman of tbe
L r e = social committee, REPORTS
that the May social will be held the
evening of May Is in the First Pres
byterian church Elocution. nnsic ana
refreshments is the program.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-02
MopERN wooDMEN OF AMERICA.

Great Salt Lake Camp No. 1901 held
its regular meeting last Tuesday even
ing, and much important business was
disposed Of One new application was
received and acted upon. The degree
team put on splendid drill, and is
fully capable of taking care of the
candidates for the next meeting. The
regular meeting will be held Tuesday
evening. All members are cordially in
vited to attend, as there is every indi-
cation of a big meeting and a good
time. A special program has been ar
ranged to be given after the regular
order of business Visiting neighbors
are cordially invited.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-02
c-~-e-
DIED.
HARRTCAN-Tn

this city. May I. 1910
Dan H. Harrigan, aged so years. Re
mains are at the private reception
rooms of Eber W. Hall. 1874 South
West Temple street The deceased
was a member of Damascus lodge No
10. F. & A. NJ. located at Mt. Pleasant.
Utah, to which place the remains will
be sent Tuesday morning, May 3.
1910, for interment
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-02
FRATERNAL UNION OF A,EERrc.

Evergreen lodge No. Isl had an en-
Joyable time last Monday, when a card
party and social were given for TIE
benefit OF the degree team. A large
crowd was present and spent the even
ing most pleasantly. On Monday the
regular meeting takes place. when
many applications are expected.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-02
ROYAL NEIGHBORs.

The banquet room of the |. o. o. f.
hall presented an inviting appearance
Friday evening, when the Royal Neigh
bors No. 1885 and the NJ. W. A No.
l0071 gave a dance and box party The
dance was enjoyed by MANY, and the
auction of boxes created much acuse-
ment Neighbor Tobin received the
prize for the most artistic box, and
Neighbor Barlet's box received the
highest bid. The next meeting will be
this evening at s o'clock. Visiting
members cordially invited to attend.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-02
G. A. r., MAXWELL POST.

Maxwell post No. 5, Department of
Utah, G.. A R., will hold its regular
meeting Saturday, May Z, at p. m.
The business meeting will be succeeded
by a social reunion frightened by the
presence Of the ladies of the corps and
circle. Members are expected to at
tend and all comrades in the city are
invited TO be present.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-02
wOoDMEN OF THE WORLD.

Utah Camp No. 33S held their regu-
lar meeting last Wednesday evening
Being the last meeting of the month.
there was a good attendance, and a
very pleasant meeting Next Wednes-
day there Will be a big initiation and
all the team and officers are expected
to be on hand
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-02
Secret Societies
FOREsTERs OF AMERICA.

Court Salt Lake No. will meet We'd
nesday evening in the Jennings hail.
q West First South street. All mem
bers are requested to be present as
several matters of Importance will be
brought before the court. All visiting
Foresters are cordially invited.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-02
SCIENTISTS EXCURSION
TO PARK CITY. NAY IND.

To PARK CITY, NAY IND.
Special train leaves Salt Lake City
at 5 D. m. Returning, leaves Park City
Immediately after the lecture. Fare.
$3.50 for the round trip Tickets will
also be sold for $40 a. m. train, return
ing on regular or special train. Every
body invited.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-02
Improved Order of Rcd Men,

Washable tribe No met around
their council fire last Monday night at
I. o. O. F. hall and finished up a great
deal of leftover business. They had
an application for adoption from one
pale face, which viii be acted on to-
night. This tribe holds very interest
ing pOw-wOws each Mondays sleep
and meet to have good time generally.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-02
CIRCLE HAS PARTY.

The women of the circle auxiliary
to Maxwell post, G. A. r., and their
guests, has a splendid time Saturday
night at the residence of Comrade
Price, 1858 East First South street
The evening was spent with cards and
singing and most enjoyable lunch was
furnished by Mrs. Price.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-02
TWO DROWNED IN LAKE.

Seattle, Wash. May Miss Louise
Hermann, aged "a, and E. E. Saunders
young man of the same age. were
drowned in Green lake this afternoon,
when canoe in which they were rid
ing was turned over by the swell from
passing launch. The young mans
father, David Saunders, is a resident OF
Bluefield w, Va
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-02
UNITED SPANISH WAR VETERANS

At their headquarters in l. o. o. F.
building in Postoffice place, Tuesday
/ evening, E A Wedgwood camp of Unit
| ed Spanish War Veterans viii give a
social Tuesday evening. Comrades and
| their wives and friends are invited The
regular camp meeting will be given
over to the social and refreshments
and general good time viii be en-
loved
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-02
MKEAN w. R. C.

The James B. Mexican w. R c. will
be entertained at the home of Mrs
Goble, 557 South First West street
Thursday evening, May 5. Mrs. Goble
will be assisted by Mesdames Commit
HigsOn, Hines, Harvey, Holman, Heath
and Heath All G. A. R. organizations
invited