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The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1910-03-11

T. R. Inman and F. B. Taylor at
tended court at Union City Monday.
G. L. Moffatt and Walker Caldwell
spent one day last week on the lake,
Misses Verna Callicott and Thelma
Cloar spent Monday shopping in Union
City.
A babe was born in the home OF Mr.
and Mrs. E. ]. Haynes near Troy last
week.
Miss Eula Hunt, of Hornbeak, is
visiting her cousin, Miss Lantie Tur-
mage.
The friends and relatives OF Dr. w.
@. Pressly are glad to welcome him back
to Troy.
Mr.. Marshall, one of editors OF The
Commercial, was in Troy Saturday on
business.
Mrs. d. T. Waynick, of Harrison,
Ark, is visiting her daughter, Mrs.
Paul Ingram.
Miss Hautie Tucker, who is attending
school at Obion College, visited home
folks Saturday.
Ashley Ingram, who is attending
school at Union City, visited home
folks the last of the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nicholson, of Dyer,
spent part OF the week with the latter's
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. ]. G. Beasley.
Miss Dora Stephens has returned
from st. Louis. She was accompanied
home by Mr.. and Mrs. Edwin Dannell,
OF st. Louis.
VIM. M. Sanders has purchased the
John Morris farm near the turnpike
on Troy-Trenton road, paying eighty
dollars per acre.
There is no teacher like necessity. 1t
has been the making of man. 1t wakes
up his dormant faculties and stimulates
to,action his latent talents.
Mr.. John Forester moved his family
here Monday. Uncle Rufus" is with
Mr.. Forester and they will make team
in the grocery business, too.
L. D. Nicely and wife are the proud
parents of ten-pound boy. The
young r. F. d. man arrived last Sun
day, SO DIR. Her Glover tells us.
The residence and barn on the Rea-
gan farm near the county farm burned
last Monday. All the household goods
belonging to Mrs. Reagan were burned.
Miss Stella Sutton, of New Rich
mond, Ohio, who will have charge of
the millinery department for ]. s. Moi
fatt & Company the coming season, ar
rived Monday.
Commence the day with cheerful
words and a smiling countenance. A
good start does not insure good all
through, but it helps immensely. Not
to start we'll is failure at the outset.
Miss lula Harrison entertained the
following friends one day this week
Misses Dora Nichols, Dixie Caldwell,
Ruth Caldwell, Zelma Marshall, Fay
Taylor, Inez Stovall, Lucy Bowman;
Messrs. Thelbert Taylor, Sid Caldwell,
John Taylor and Kirt Brown.
The monthly school contest was held
Friday night and large crowd was
the Bismarks winning. The
debate was, Resolved, that wo-
men should be allowed to vote in
Ill elections" The affirmative or Bis
mark side was represented by John Tay-
or and Miss Inez Stovall, while the
legative or Gladstone side was repre-
Iented by Ealon Wilson and Miss Hat
lie Clack. The affirmative side won.
Billy BENEFITS Grafton, The Future
If Troy" was real good. The judges
we're DIR. w. F. Roberts, Tom Inman
md G. G. Lasley. !,
As the ladies were returning Saturday
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1910-11-11
Want Ad Column

When you want Otto Stensrud
on the phone call No. 9S. That's
his number.
Talk with Dundas. the North
western National Life Insurance
agent, about insurance. 33tf.
If you will phone No. 50 you
will be in communication with
Otto Stensrud's popular drug
store.
If you want a good job Of car
penter or mason work see or write
Dad Emerson, Box 2s2, Beach, N.
Oak. 32tf
If you want accident insurance,
see Dundas, general agent for the
Continental Casualty Company, of
Chicago. 33tf
Next time your neighbor comes
to borrow your copy Of the Chron.
iclc try to pesuade him to SUBJ
scribe for it himself.
FOR SALE-Five fresh milk
cows with calves by their sides.
Inquire Of C. j. Strum. miles
south and one mile east Of this
city. 50 If
l will loan you money to pay for
your house and you can pay it
back. interest and principal, by
the month same as paying rent
j. r. Waters. Att
FOR SALE-The sci Of section
l8, township l4l, range l05.
seven miles north and one mile
west of Beach. Address j. B.
Kerrigan, Beach, N. Oak. ATT
FOR SALE OR Rem T-The
Farmers Hotel in Sentinel Butte
for sale or rent, with or without
furniture. Inquire of w. ]. Dix
on, Sentinel Butte, n. Oak. 25t1
Mrs. L. w. Richards will loar
you money on your farm at 10 pei
cent interest, for three years OF
longer. If you are going to prove
up this spring call and see her.
lift
FOR SALE-A new fve-roon
house and ffty-foot lot on Hunter
street, in one of the choices
parts of Beach: a bargain if takel
at once. Do not overlook this
but see Chalderdon. 20 If
FOR SALE-.A new six.roon
house located on southeast corne,
of block, with ore or TWO lots. t.
suit purchaser. Good location
Inquire of Richards & Eodd!e
Golden Valley State Eank. 4l-Tf
A nice, new, siH.roon hous
with lots of closet room, goot
we'll, two lots. situated close in
for sale. Price $1,000, WORT
$500. \ discount given for al
cash. Possession given after De
cember III. W. Peek.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1910-11-11
Farm Loans. Farm Loans

am now located in my new
office over the Golden Valley Bank
and am better prepared than ever
to make you farm or city loan.
| pay you your money as soon as
papers are completed, without
any delay or unnecessary red tape,
and at the lowest rate Of interest.
You will save money by seeing me
before you arrange for a loan.-
j. r. Waters. SIT
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1910-11-11
Do you read the Chronicle? II
not. why noto

not. why not?
FOR RENT-Five-room house.
Inquire of w. j. Patrick. 51-52
FOR sALE-Choice pigs. In
quire of Buel Richards. 46-tf
Soft water is used for shampoo
ing atPat Birmingham barber
shop. 45-tf
Make your filing and proofs be.
fore Geo. Mcclellan, U. S. Com.
missioner. l5tf
TYPEWRITER RIBBONS for
sale at Chronicle office; Oliver or
Remington.
When you want to "call Otto
Stensrud's number" be sure and
have central give you SO.
MONEY to loan on improved
land. Prepayment privileges to
borrower.-Geo. Mcclellan. lStf
WANTED-Man to do chores
on farm for the winter. Mar.
ried man preferred. Inquire at
the Chronicle Office. Stiff
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. as house.
keepers either in town or country,
by two ladies capable of doing all
kinds of homework. Widowers
or bachelors preferred. Miss An.
ma Mckinney. p5l-52
College Of Law, University of
North Dakota. Strong faculty
of able lawyers. Good library.
Fall term opens Sept. Goth. For
further information address COL
lege of Law, Grand Forks, N. D..
FOR SALE-A thoroughbred
Percheron stallion weighing ] $50
pounds: age II years. Will sell
cheap for cash. Can be seen at
the Kreitinger place on the south.
west quarter section 20.199-1O5.-
Louis kreitinger. p 5l-52
ESTRAYED OR STOLEN
From my place 35 miles north of
Medora, a year ago last July, one
strawberry roam mare branded
triangle on left jaw. SO reward
will be paid.-Howard Young
Mikkeison, n. Oak. 4S-tf
STRAYED-Bay mare 6 years
old, weighing 1850 pounds and
branded = on left shoulder.
$3.50 reward will be
to recovery. Theodore Woiohn
Beach. Att
sTRAYED-!A dark bay mare
weighing about TOO pounds.
branded IN connected on right
hip and EJ reversed on right
shoulder: had on a halter wher
last seen. Leave word at t. E
Dickinson S store. 49-tf
AUTOMOBILE FOR sALE-tA
four-passenger Hudson roadste,
equipped with top, magnetic
Prestolite lamps and tire chains
This car is in fine shape and tn,
price is right. $1,000 cash o.
good paper takes it. &C. H. Moul
ton, Beach. 49-tf
TAKEN UP-Came to my plac,
on section ll.139-l06, October 20
1910, one buckskin horse weigh
ing about 1000 pounds and abou
four years old: no brands. Owne
can have same by paying cost
: and advertising. according t
law. Matt kiedrowski. 81.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1910-11-11
A GOOD POSITION

Can be had by ambitious young
men and ladies in the field of
"Nireless'' or Railway telegra-
ply. Since the 8-hour law became
effective. and since the Wireless
companies are establishing stations
throughout the country there is a
great shortage Of telegraphers.
Positions pay beginners from $40
to $50 per month, with good
chance Of advancement. The Ma
tional Telegraph Institute oper-
ates six official Institutes in
America, under supervision Of R.
R. and Wireless Officials. and
places all graduates into posi-
lions. 1t will pay you to write
them for full details at Daven-
port, Ia. Cincinnati, o., Port
land, Ore, or Memphis, Tenn. a.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1910-11-11
CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH

CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH
Bible School 1000 a. m.
Morning Worship 1900 a. m.
Y. P. S. C. E. $50 p. m.
Evening Worship 7:30 p. m.
Prayer meeting every Wednesday
at 500 p. m.
Rocky Sunday School at
300 p. m. Church at 800 p. m.
The Mems Bible class meets
at 1000 a. m. in the church. All
men welcome. Visitors especi-
ally invited.
Every one is cordially invited to
attend all of these services. -Chas.
M. Good, Pastor
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1910-11-11
LOOK. LOOK.

You will find A. J. Reiche.
necker, the we'll known painter
and paper-hanger, in his new To-
cation on Second avenue, between
Blanch and Grant streets, where
he has full and complete line of
wall paper and kalsomine. See
him before you do anything with
any one else in this line. 48.tf
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1910-11-11
notice.!

We are now comfortably located
in our new offices in the Haigh
building on First avenue and are
prepared, better than ever be
fore, with new and complete
list of lands and unlimited funds
for farm loans. --Piesik Land
and Loan Co.. 44-tf
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1910-11-11
w A N T ED-Man to do
breaking in Sec. 1-14l-104.
$500 per acre. Teams pre-
ferred.-J. E.. Richardson.
26tf.

If you are planning to prove up
on your homestead or wish to bor-
row money, write to Fisher &
Fisher, WibauX, Mont. and their
representative will cali. Why pay
such high interest rates for your
loan? We want choice mortgages
anywhere. and charge no expense
nor bonus. Money always ready
and an inquiry costs you nothing.
l4tf.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-07-20
INDUSTRY
AND
f1FCHANl).
INDUSTRIAL NOTES.

school devoted exclusively to the
study OF motor boats has been started
at New York
The safest way to destroy black
gunpowder is to throw It into water,
thereby dissolving the saltpeter.
new boat. claimed by the inventor
to be unsuitable, is made by covering
a perforated steel shell with granu-
lated cork.
A species OF stiff grass. which
grows abundantly In India, is used for
sticks in the manufacture of matches
In that country.
The expectation af aluminium of do
nestle production from the United
States has increased tenfold in the
last seven years.
The use of wall paper containing de-
signs in vertical lines will make n
room In which 1t is used look both
larger and higher.
A patent has been granted for an at
tachment to rocking chairs to operate
a fan to cool the occupants while
swaying to and fro.
An Indiana farmer has patented
potato digger which loads the tubers
into the wagon to which It is attached
by an endless chain.
For invalids' use a bedstead has
been invented in which the center OF
the head is made to swing out to form
head and shoulder rest
A Chinese has invented a simple
machine with which a person can
make straw braid of fine quality ~
times as rapidly as by hand.
Within the last two centuries about
fifty metals have been discovered by
chemist explorers, but use has been
found for only few of them.
AS flax pulled from the ground
yields longer fiber than that reaped
In the usual way. a Canadian clergy
man has invented a pulling attach
ment for binders.
The largest wooden structure in the
world is the Parliament building I'm
Wellington, New Zealand, timber be-
Ing preferred to stone because of the
frequency of slight earthquakes.
A Frenchman has invented a proc
ess for distillfng gutta percha from
the leaves of the Malay tree of that
name, saving the trees from the dam
age caused by tapping the trunks for
the sap.
catch that will permit a window
to be locked open to any desired ex-
tent, yet which contains a fusible link
connected with weight to close the
window In the event OF excessive heat.
is recent invention.
patent upon tongs for use in connec-
ton with derrick in lifting heavy OBJ
Jects, the points of which carry
wheels, locked automatically with
ratchets when load is raised.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-07-20
FIBER-MADE PACKING BOXES
scarcity Of Wood Creates Demand for
Substitute In Manufacture Of
Receptacles.

AS wood grows scarcer and higher
In price the demand for a substitute
IN the manufacture of packing boxes
grows more and more insistent. In
this connection there has been recent
ly brought out a partially made box
OF fihSG, with some interesting fea-
lures. As they are shipped to the
consumer the boxes are folded fiat,
cut in such shape as to render them
easily set up. The two ends Of the
fiber are securely riveted together
and the fiber is creased to permit fold.
Ing into box shape. The cases are &c.
cured in shape with gummed strips,
the strips being furnished with the
cases, cut to the required size. The
point is made that the gummed strips
securely seal the case so that there ia
no chance for Concealed losses" II
Is possible for wooden shipping cases
TO be pried open in transit, some on
the contents taken out and then nailed
up again so that they are apparently
in good condition at transfer points
or when reaching destination. This
cannot be done with the fiber case
A saving is claimed for them in first
cost, shipping weight, storage space
and efficiency.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-07-20
READING LAMP is IMPROVED
So Constructed That II Will Burn Gas
oline, Kerosene or Alcohol With
Equal Brilllancy.

What appears to be an Improvement
on the ordinary reading lamp has been
designed by Kansas man. 1t is so
constructed that 1t will burn gasoline.
kerosene, or alcohol with equal bril-
nancy, 1t Is claimed, the only change
required being a different nozzle for
each fuel. The wick can be turned up
and down, but there is no danger of
turning 1t too high or too low, and its
chief feature is that the inventor
claims an explosion to be impossible.
Any brilliancy up to 800 candlepower
can be obtained with this lamp, but
the light is shaded so that no direct
rays enter the eyes. The lamp is said
TO cost less to operate than common
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-07-20
THE COMING RACE"

Tell me. mother. II II really
True. as tokers love to state.
That when you were young as I am
You had meat to masticate?
People tell such funny stories,
Things that cannot be- you know.
So thought I'd ask you. mother,
II this fairy tale were so.
Tell me. mother. are they joking
When these foolish people say
You had butter on Che table.
Sometimes even twice q day7
Eggs. know. were once quite common,
This I learn from books I read.
But that you ate meat and butter
Seems incredible. indeed.
William Wallace Whitelock, In New
York Sun.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-07-20
An Isle Of sulnhur.

One of the most extraordinary
Islands IN the world is located I'm the
Bay Of Plenty, New Zealand. The
small bit Of land is called White island.
and consists mainly of sulphur. Me lat
ter mixed with gypsum and otheE min
erals. The island is about three miles
In circumference and rises about one
thousand feet above the sea. The sul-
phur from White island Is very pure
and efforts have been made TO obtain
II Tor commercial use
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-07-20

Disguised Customer (who has
brought back watch he purchased
from teweler)-It was a disgrace for
you to sell me watch like that It's
absolutely impossible to make It go
fast enough.
Jeweler (after examining the time
piece)-I most humbly beg your par
don, sir; you surely have good reason
for being dissatisfied. / don't know
how the mistake happened. but l find
that sold you plumbers watch.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-07-20
Surprise for the Deity.

Papa" said little girl, rushing
into the room with the air of one bring
ing valuable information, did you
know that the Browns little baby was
dead%
Yes. dear. 1 heard of It, Aren't you
sorry?"
Yes. but. papa. 1t was only three
days old"
Il know, love"
And don't you think God will be
surprised to see it come back so
soon?"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-07-20
GOOD Jokes
REAL DANGEROUS.

The stranger In the public play.
grounds noticed that the little boys
were giving the little girls wide
berth on this particular morning.
That's queer" he unused. Say.
sonny, 1 thought you little boys and
girls played together" I'VE do some
times" enlightened the youngster on
the sandpile, but not today" And
why not?" cause 1t is as much as
we can do to keep out of their way.
They are playing suffragettes and ma
king believe we are policemen"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-07-20
AUTO WRENCH VERY USEFUL
Handle Co Shaped That u Is Especial.
y serviceabIe in Removing
Tires>From Wheel.

An automobile wrench of manitoba
uses has bean designed by New York
man. 1t can be used either on nuts
or pipes and the handle is SO shaped
that 1t Is especially serviceable in re-
moving tires from the wheel rims or
for providing good leverage in the in.
Vulnerable things to be done around
motor cars. In appearance the article
resembles an ordinary monkey wrench
and with the attachment off it is moth.
ing more than that. The attachment,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-07-20
Useful Auto Wrench.

however. consists of a slipping jaw
pivoted to loop which passes over
the head of the wrench AMI holds the
Jaw firmly in place, thus transforming
the utensils into a tool by which a
good grip may be obtained on a pipe
or any other round object. The jaw
attachment can be quickly adjusted or
removed and the spring loop holds 1t
as tight as If it was fixedly jointed to
the tool. These wrenches are attrac.
lively made In nickled or notified fin.
ish and come in individual cartons.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-07-20
A Trained Nurses Experiences with
ResinoI Ointment

l applied Resinol to an liberated leg
of six months standing. Almost every
thing had been tried to heal it. Made
two applications day for four weeks
and leg was permanently healed.
/ have used Resinol on children's
faces to heal eruptions and for every.
thing that seemed to need an ointment
with satisfactory results in every case.
Mrs. Isadore Z. Cameron,
Augusta, Me. Graduated Nurse.)
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-07-20
Under the SneIl

About this time last night" said
young Harlow, as he lighted fresh
cigarette, Il was sitting on a sofa be-
side girl. telling her that she was
the only one in all the world l had
ever loved"
And she believed it," queried Dill
Ion.
"Of course she did" answered Har-
low. why. l believed it myself at
the time"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-07-20
Not SympathetIc.

When I had told Mittens about the
unhappy existence of his old friend.
Mary Uotuseer he gave not the slight
est indication ef symathy. but
snapped:
1T serves her right-it's the girls
own fault!"
why is 1t her fault?" / questioned.
Its her fault" he explained. be
cause she refused to grasp the oppor-
tunity / once gave her for marrying
ms"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-07-20
Fountain Brush.

cylindrical opening into which the
brush is inserted, the upper end Of the
brush closing the inside end of this
chamber and the liquid flowing down
through spring operated valve and
Milling the lower part of the chamber.
which tapers to an opening just large
enough for the tip of the brush to pass
through. A coiled tube admits air to
this chamber.
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Too Late.

Dobson-Were there TO restaurants
In MELVILLE?
Dinwiddie-There were 10.
Dobson-Then why did you have SO
much trouble getting n meal?
Dinwiddie-I arrived too late
Dobson-But you told me you ar.
rived at 10 in the morning.
Dinwiddie-So / did: but that was
too late; the sheriff had arrived the
day before
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-07-20
FOUNTAIN BRUSH Is LATEST
Works on Same Principle as Pen
Handle Acts as Reservoir for
Ink or Paint.

Everybody has heard of the fountain
pen and knows the principle on which
1t works, but it has remained for
Michigan man to invent a fountain
brush. The brush works on the same
principle as the pen. a hollow handle
acts as reservoir for the marking
fuid-paint, ink or whatever it may be.
AT the lower end of this handle is a
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Another Knock.

The manager came out before the
Iootlights with all his nerve and
egotism. And our leading lady" he
announced in a loud voice, "1s a dyed.
in-the-wool actress" The old country.
man In the first row had noticed the
peroxide curls OF the star. "H'ml" he
remarked in stage whisper. sort
OF a dyedin-the-hair actress, too, eb.
Mr.. Manager
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-07-20
chimnsyless Lamp.

oil burner. yet to give about 20 times
the amount OF light. There is no chin
ey to break and no wick to trim and
the design is such that Il can he
quickly and easily cleaned. All smoke,
dirt or disagreeable doors are said to
be eliminated. and as the center Of
gravity Is below the handle the lamp
Is dieicult to upset.
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How IL Was.

I certainly admire that man"
What in the world for?"
His will power"
He has no will power at ALL"
why, he told me that he just made
up his mind to quit smoking and he
quit"
He's lying; his wife made up her
mind and he quit"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-07-20

Why don't the theatrical managers
want husband and wife in the same
company"
They think the public wouldn't
care to see man making love to
bis wife"
Looks too much like acting eh7Y
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All FIGURED OUT.

why do you refuse to carry an um
brella?"
Well, in heavy storm you get wet
anyhow, don't your"
Il suppose So"
And in a mild rain you don't need
one. Besides. somebody would steal
IL"
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A Probable Short Term

Mrs. Samuels-And such a mani
But, of course. Mary married him for
his money?
Mrs. Heardum-Yes, and also be.
cause no company would run the risk
of insuring his life.
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A Bad Move.

First Legislator took my wife
with me to Annapolis yesterday to
protect me from the feminine inva
sion.
Second Ditto-That was wise
move. l wish | had thought of it.
First L.-Be glad you didn't. She
was converted, and is now worse after
me than they were.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-07-20

For a number of years Canada has
been exporting to the United States
about S1,5O0,00O worth of furs annual.
ly, about one-half the Dominion's out
put.
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Oh, JoyI
Brief and Expressive.

Our chief is witty" said the de.
tective with the telegram.
In what way?" asked the friend.
why. the criminal we were after
was named Rich. The chief tels-
graped three words that told ALL"
What were they?"
Get Rich quick"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-07-20
On Funda

Did Billy call up his girl on the
long distance?"
No"
why not?"
He was too short"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-07-20

Has your wife got a cookY, How
do I knowT' 1t seems TO me that
you should know II anyone should"
but haven.t home since noon.s
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He Gets Commercial Extra.v

Don't you touch that sprig of Gel
ery!" commanded Mrs. Heckpen.
why not?" asked Mr.. Heckpen.
Amt it good?"
Good? Certainly it's good-it's the
best there is. I'm keeping that for the
canary"