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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-11-04
aod Day. Of Eaxorite.

"Off Day" Of Favorite.
Chapley-How did she happen to
refuse you: thought you were her
favorite?
washIey-well. the favorite didn't
win, that's ALL
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-11-04

A good honest remedy for Rheumatism.
| Neuralgia and Sore Throat is Hamlins
Wizard Oil. Nothing will so quickly drive
out all pain and inflammation.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-11-04
Contrary Issues.

so Blinks has had his income cut
DOWN."
"Yes: that is why he is so much
cut up"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-11-04

William J. Locke says beneath the
Surface America Is interesting. He
must be a stockholder in American
mines.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-11-04

When the pulpit gets into poetic
pavement.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-11-04
Laying the Foundation.

laying the FounoatIoh.
"Why are you always 30 careful to
ask advice about what you are going
to do?"
$50 that II things go wrong I can
say I told you so.'"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-11-04

s{af'The parlor has got away from u.s."
Beserves an exchange. AS long as the
httchen and dining room still remain.
Here is hope for the human race.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-11-04
ofATE or ONO CIT ov ToiIpo. I -
Lucas COUNTY. -

s'.'' or One nre.s sc coSsir. Ss TOLEDO g.
PRANK ). CHENEY makes oath that be b spnsns
partner Of the nrm Of y. J. CnISrr 4 Co. doing
business In the CITY Of Toledo. County and Btats
Aforesaid. and that aid nrm will pay the of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and even
OF CArAhRH that cannot Be cured by tbs uss q
HALLS CArARkn Cukk-
FRANK J. CHENEY.
this 9Th day Of Deoemssx. a. D.. 1854
,,M IN So1..I o.nAsoM ses.,e
s- sso'~As es~~s-
Hairs CataSyh Curs b taksn internally and sets
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of tha
0stern. send Tor testimoniais. fr-e.
FL. CHENEY 4 co. Toisda O
Sold By all DrugRists. 7sc.
Take HANS Family Pilh Tor constipattoa-
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-11-04

Mrs. Windows Soothing syrup.
fore children teefhing softens tbe gums In
animation aliays pain. cures wind colic. &c botuo
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-11-04

Anaemia is often temporarily mis-.
taken for virtue.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-11-04

A catalogue of vices never led any
one into virtue.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-11-04


common that in a few years no avia-
tor will be able to get into the public
1prints unless he pays SO much per
line.
Senator Beveridge's pathetic appeal
lin behalf OF Mary Of the vine-clad
cottage" will hardly stand the acid
test, as every Mary calls her cottage
"a bungalow these days.
Ivis noticed that when the Hall Of
iFai4e has one of its elections nobody
stays up very late to hear the returns.
An army doctor has discovered .
ny.killing ant in the Philippines. II
the insect can't be admittd over here
free Of duty. then by all means amend
the tariff bill before next summer.
With all those lecture engagements
land vaudeville offers to choose from.
Mr.. Wellman ought to keep the wolf
from the door of his airship hangar
this winter.
A British scientist says there is NO
treason why there should not be two
hcrops OF wheat every year. Kansas
never would consent to doubling her
harvest hand problem.
Among Capt. Chances recruits for
next year are "Ginger" Clark and
l"Pepper" Griffin. Noble names-but
would not the Chicago captain do bet
ter to sign up all the relatives OF Mr..
ICoombs Of Philadelphia?
It Is estimated that It costs big
lcollege 81 900 to put football player
Through the season Of eight weeks. He
imay be a "muddied oaf." as Kipling
said, but he can retort that 1t Is ex.
pensive mud that adorns him.
The man who believes that money
can accomplish everything is invited
20 look at the recent performance OF
the $4,000 Athletics. rs against the
poor showing Of the Cubs, whose
salary roll is said to be 100000.
ESSj Rankin of Tarkio. Mo-. who
was-cAiied the worlds most success.
full farmer. was growing crops on
$4,000 acres when he died. How did
such n man escape being written up
in the magazines as National
Menace?
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-11-04

The game of flying is getting SC
common that in few years no avia'
tor will be able to get into the public
prints unless he pays SO much pei
line.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-11-04

Senator Beveridge's pathetic appeal
in behalf OF MARY Of the vine-clad
cottage" will hardly stand the acid
test, as every Mary calls her cottage
IA bungalow these days.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-11-04

IDis noticed that when the Hall Of
fFaA4e has one of its elections nobody
stays up very late to hear the returns.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-23
THE ONLY WAY TO HAVE PEACE.

When a majority of the Democrats
of Texas declared in favor of submit
! ting a prohibition amendment to the
constitution to vote of the people,
FThe Eagle was convinced that the
agitation would go on until the ques.
ton was submitted and that the soon
er this was done the better. The re-
suit has vindicated the correctness of
this opinion. Instead of peace the
battle wakes hotter and the feeling of
hostility on both sides more bitter.
Mr.. Colquitt and his partisans may
cry peace, peace; but there is no
peace. and can never be on the terms
they propose.
Mr.. Colquitt's profession of desire
for peace is wholly inconsistent with
his past career. Ever since his entry
into politics he has been a disturber
OF the peace, an agitator, firebrand.
He delights in division and dissen-
sion. How, then, can any unprecedented
man believe that he Is sincere in his
professions of desire for peace now?
It is not surprising, though, that he
makes such professions for he is con.
sistent in nothing but inconsistency. |
He has been on both sides of every
important question, such as prohibit !!
ion, local option and regulation of cor
it would be surprising, then,
t having done all he could to stir up
strife he did not assume the guise of
| peacemaker.
Here is the way Judge Poindexter
'ainted him in his Brentwood speech:
"Colquitt pretends that he wants DO
ltical rest in Texas, and yet he is ad-
coating the very thing that will in
ure political agitation and endless
isturbances. He is opposed to sub
Mission and favors one-third of the leg.
stature ruling Texas, knowing full well
hat as long as the legislature refuses
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-23

governed largely by circumstances,
but that he has in mind some work to
be begun as soon as he returns from
his South American tour is highly
probable. What this work is and Mr..
Bryan's motives for undertaking it
are thus described by the Topeka
(Kansas) Mail and Breeze:
Missouri is starting in on a red hot
fight for a prohibition amendment.
William ]. Bryan is to take the stump
for the amendment. There are those
who will say that Mr.. Bryan is trying
for the leadership of a national move
ment for prohibition, but in my opinion
that isn't fair to him. / believe that
he is in the fight because he believes
in 1t and that he realizes that il he
had any chance for another presiden-
tial nomination his mixing up in the
Missouri fight would just about put him
out, because while it will not decrease
his popularity in either Kansas or Ne
braska it will probably be impossible
at the next presidential campaign to
nominate an outspoken prohibitionist |
as the candidate of either of the great |
parties. The time is not so very far |
off, however, when that will be entire
ly possible and altogether probable.
"The chances are that prohibition
will be defeated in MISSOURI. Kan
sas City and st. Louis will go heav-
ly against the amendment and the
country districts will not go strong
enough for it to overcome the adverse
najorities in the two big cities. In
addition to the two big cities there are
everal smaller cities that will probab-
y be against it. Is
Nov Mr.. Bryan has probably taken
II these probabilities into account and {
nows well enough that it will not help {
i'm any politically to mix in this a
ght. 1t seems to me that it shows c
good deal of courage on his part to t
ct in at all, for it may mean his re- i
rement as political leader of the S
'emocratic party" t
When Mr.. Bryan declared in favor il
county option in Nebraska, his own S
late, the report was published and |,
idely circulated that he would favor S
aking prohibition a national issue, b
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-23

to submit the amendment this question
of prohibition will be paramount In
Texas.
THE only way to remove this ques-
ton as disturbing factor in Texas
for settlement at the ballot box.
Colquitt knows this, but for year he
has been running for office on this
question. He is willing to edstroy the
business interest of Texas and to in
volve us in an endless struggle over
this question in order to be governor
Of Texas"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-23

Mr.. Colquitt is a type of the new
kind of political boss who uses as
sumed candor as a mask to hide his
secretiveness. The old spider in the
funnel of the web, the soft-spoken, in.
visible center of impulses, has fallen
into disrepute, and the style now Is
to seek sensational interviews, write
flamboyant letters and make loud
mouthed professions of candor and
honesty. That is just what Colquitt
is doing.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-23
WHAT Mr.. BRYAN WILL DO.

There is q good deal of uneasiness
In the back part of the heads of some
people because they are uncertain as
to the future political activities of Will
liam J. Bryan. Very few, If any, now
believe that he contemplates being a
candidate for office, but nobody ex-
poets that he will retire from the field
or remain quiescent. 1t Is probable
that his plans, at present definitely
formulated, do not reach very far into
the future and that his course will be
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-23
WILL COTTON PLANTERS ACT
THE FOOL?

The Eagle has as often as it could
do so without seeming impertinent in.
timatod to the cotton planters that
the spinners and the bears of the stock
exchanges were expecting them to be-
come enthused by the high prices and
plant large acreage this year. From
the best information available now it
seems certain that he cotton acreage
of Brazos county will not be increased.
Some farmers say it will be less than
it vas last year. Whether this is SO
generally throughout the cotton states
cannot yet be determined.
Relating to the hopes of the farmers
enemies, the cotton bears, the Calves
ton News says:
IF man should tell you that his
hope of success lay in the expectation
that you would make a fool of your
self, you would probably become doub.
y cautious at once. Bears in the cot
ON market, according to an Associated |
Press report from New York the other |
lay, are putting their reliance on the |
belief that there will be tremendous
Increase in acreage this year as a con-
sequence Of the seasons high prices.
That implies that in the opinion of
he New York Spectator Southern cot
on planters are so many gudgeons,
nd it must be admitted that they will
omewhat confirm that estimate if
hey make any considerable increase
a acreages. They got big price this
eason because they had small crop;
hey will get small price next season
they have big crop. Despite the
hortage this season, there will probab-
: be more than an ordinary crop next
eason. Whatever may he required
eyond current needs to make up a de- I
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-23

State Press of the GaLDal News
ought to read his Bible more careful
ly. Speaking of the historic city of
Damascus, he says: "St. Peter there
received the command to Stay and
eat" There is no evidence that st.
Peter ever was In or near the metro.
polls Of Syria. The incident alluded
to occurred in Joppa (now Jaffa) ON
the Mediterranean coast, 1s is record.
ed in Acts x:9-1S.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-23

ficiency will probably be abundantly
supplied by the opening up of new
cotton growing territory, so that the
farmer who increases his acreage is
apt to be contributing somewhat to
his own discomforts.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-23

Pittsburg is confronted With a novel
situation. So many of the councilmen
have plead guilty to accepting brides
and are thus disqualified that not
enough virtuous ones are left to form
a quorum. 1t is expected that the may.
or will have to order special elections
in order to rehabilitate the city gov
eminent.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-23

but this he emphatically denied. He
advocates local option and may under
some circumstances favor statewide
prohibition, as many other Democrats
do, but no Democrat can countenance
national prohibition because it cannot
be reconciled with state sovereignty.
the bedrock of Democracy.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-23

Juan de Dios Peza, the best known
and most beloved of Mexican poets,
died last Sunday. He was fifty-six
years old and spent the greater part
of his life in newspaper work. His
last poem was written about a week
before his death.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-23

All good Democrats who believe in
the efficiency of prayer should unite
their petitions in behalf of restora-
ton of Senator Culberson's health. He
is by odds the best man for a presi.
dental candidate In 1912.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-23

Judge Poindexter says Mr. Colquitt
is the most dangerous man in public
life in Texas today" Judge Poindex.
ter has been endorsed as good author.
ity by all the Colquitt organs.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-23

For several years England has been
protesting that she loves us but now
the old deceiver is egging Canada on
to make trouble for us. Whatever
they profess, we may depend on 1t
those blarsted Britishers don't love us
worth cent.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-23

Land owners in Illinois are satisfied
If they get two per cent a year out
of their land. To the owners of i'm.
proved farms in Texas this looks pitt
fully small, but there are thousands
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-23

The time of year has come again to
test the old saying: The Lord could
have made better berry than the
but he never did"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-23

Forty Pittsburg councilmen, present
and past, running over one another to
get to the court house to confess their
guilt of boodling was spectacle for
angels and men. Were any of them
penitent because they did II or only
sorry they got caught?
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-23

Choice mules are quoted at $500 a
pair. Does that take away your
breath? Every farmer in Brazos coun.
ty ought to raise pair of mules every
year.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-23

Many man has kicked himself out
OF a good job. Nobody likes to have a
kicker around.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-03-23

Of acres of unimproved lands in Bra
EOS county that are yielding the own
ers less. Unused land is burden and
an expense to the owner.
The Ordway new era., 1910-10-21
COFFEE WAS IT.
People Slowly Learn the Faets.

"All my life I have been such .
slave to coffee that the very aroma
Of It was enough to set my nerves
quivering. kept gradually losing my
health but I used to say Nonsense. II
don't hurt me-
Slowly l was forced to admit the
truth and the final result was that my
whole nervous force was shattered.
MY heart became weak and uncer-
tain In its action and that frightened
me. Finally my physician told me.
about year ago. that I must stop
drinking coffee or I could never ex.
pcct to be well again.
II was in despair. for the very
thought OF the medicines I had tried
30 many times nauseated me.
thought OF Postum but could hardly
bring myself to give up the coffee.
Finally l concluded that I owed It
to myself to give Postum trial. So
got a package and carefully followed
tho directions. and what delicious.
nourishing. rich drink It was! Do you
know I found It very easy to shift
from coffee to Postum and not mind
the change at all?
Almost Immediately after I made
the change found myself better. and
as the days went by kept on improv.
ing. My nerves grew sound and
steady, I slept well and felt strong
and well-balanced all the time.
Now am completely cured. with
the old nervousness and sickness all
gone. In every way I am we'll once
more"
II pays to give up the drink that
acts on some like q poison. for health
is the greatest fortune one can have.
Read tho little book. "The Road 10
wellvills," in pkgs. There's . Rsa-
SON"
The Ordway new era., 1910-10-21
EFScllES o7TM
.TNSlnnl@N .~

Some Of the newest scarfs for eve
ming wear are fringed with gold coins.
Flat.jeweled collars are worn at the
base Of the neck now. tho high dog
collars not seen.
Some Of the new fall hats are to be
brimless. It Is said. and peaked like
witch's crown.
A twist Of rose pink tulle wound
through the coiTure finds favor with
many Of the younger women.
Black velvet hat facing is. 20 report
has It. to be seen more popular on
autumn hats than It has been in sum.
mer millinery.
Nearly all the French women wear.
in the evening. silk flowered. big roses.
colored or silk braid In some form or
other in the hair.
Black chantilly applied to a satin
slip and veiled in chiffon or other
gauxy material Is motif favored by
the fashionable dressmakers.
Rainproof automobile wells. It 10
said. will protect the most delicate hat
ever concocted by milliner from .
storm Of huge proportions.
The Ordway new era., 1910-10-21
Reuival of Lace
Family Treasures That Hare Been Laid Aside for
Years Make the Wearers Look Like
Old Pictures
Old Pictures.

treine mode the moment 1t becomes
'0sarized. as this is sure to be. Still
ii'ore extreme was a short. scant skirt
OF dark blue satin. overhung with sew
era! narrow panels that fell two inches
longer than the underskirt. This skirt
was topped with tight fitting jacket
or dark blue velvet. with wide sailor
collar and deep flaring cuffs with
black caracul fur.
Costumes designed for early autumn
"c"r are built on lines of extreme
simplicity. The materials. though in
reality. they are semi-transparent and
light In weight. are coarse and heavy
In appearance. and except for collar
revers and cuffs Of velvet. they are
quite without trimming. Tho short
skirts. fitted closely over the hips are
laid In single box pleats in the middle
OF the back and front. and these pleats
are stitched to the depth Of the knees.
The coats. half long. hang in smart.
straight lines and close with one line
of buttons. The hats worn with these
gowns are smart in shape but simple
In trimming: a bunch of feather POM
fohc' a oOitly llou AuOt VI Wl0o tloOOh
is all good taste permits.
Lace Is decidedly "in" again. and the
woman wise on the subject of gown
ing is bringing out her old lace COL
lars. berthas and flchus. The hostess
at recent evening reception looked
indescribably elegant and graceful in
soft. close hanging gown Of black
meteor crepe. cut slightly low at the
throat and with no trimming save
the ermine fur which edged the short.
transparent sleeves. and a wide fiat
collar Of lovely Venetian lace. a col.
lar not worn for years previously. An.
other costume. all soft, trailing
breadths Of cream white silk voile..
was completed BY an old nchu Of ivory
white net. wide frilled. with white
point d'esprit while wide friils OF the
same lace ed the close elbow
sleeves. The charming black haired
woman who wore the latter gown
looked like an eighteenth century por-
trait Just stepped from its frame.
The Ordway new era., 1910-10-21
Why He Wouldn't Pay.

The conductor on a Dorchester car
was very hot and tired and his car
was so crowded he had hard work col
lecting the fares; SO when he came
along and saw a man standing on the
running board and a little three-year-
old child occupying an end seat near
him. he said combatively: You'll
have to give me fare for that little
girl"
''I'm sorry" said the man calmly.
"but refuse to do 1t"
A heated argument followed. during
which the conductor demanded his
rights and tho man calmly refused. At
last the latter said. with laugh: "One
reason why won't pay for the child
10 that she is not mine and she IL
not with me."-Boston Record.
The Ordway new era., 1910-10-21
FIchu to 30 Popular.

From the looks Of things at tho
neckwear counters now We shall all
be wearing nchus with our house
frocks this winter. II 10 easy to
make a picture Of ones self with q
charming white flchu draped over the
bust and shoulders. and the simplest
waist may be dressed up amazingly
In this pretty fashion. The fichu is
fastened at the breast with rose or
with bow OF black velvet ribbon.
and the ends fall to the waist or be.
low. Fine white net with plaitings
of Val lace make the prettiest fichus.
and there arc others Of soft white
null with plated frills at the edge
which are lovely over little house
gowns or gray or lavender silk null.
The Ordway new era., 1910-10-21
Popularity o. Thals.

Every other young actress IL call.
ing herself Thais," said Henry e. DIE
ey at a dinner at MauQuin's. "Thais
McGinnis. That's Endicott. That's
Schmidt-the thing IL universal.
Universal and ridiculous: for they
who have read Anatole Frances story
Of That's know that she was a very
naughty little girl. indeed. I am quite
sure that no real reader of That's
would ever. under any circumstances,
consent to be called such n name.
ut makes me think Of man who
taking his infant daughter to be bap.
tised. told the clergyman to call her
Venus.
"'But I refuse to call her Venus.
said tho clergyman. Indignantly. We
nus Is the name Of a pagan goddess.
"Well. how about your own girl
DIANA? said the man."
The Ordway new era., 1910-10-21
With Advantage to Whem7

The gyroscope. which enable rail-
road train to travel on one rail. BY .
recent invention can be applied to .
man. and is said to be practical for
bridge builders and others who have
towork at dizzy heights and are al.
ways In danger Of losing their bal.
ancs. It would seem that the arrange
mont might also be applied to a
drunken man to advantage.-Libby
News.
The Ordway new era., 1910-10-21
A Distant Compliment.

They were talking about a certain
man who did not seem to be particu.
larly popular. At last one of the group
decided that it was time for him to
say something complimentary about
the subject of the conversation.
"That stepchild Of his Is good 1T
tie feller," he remarked, "and they
say that he takes after his father.
too"
The Ordway new era., 1910-10-21
~1hank rou'a,"

The man who 10 not thankful for
the lessons he learned in adversity
didn't learn any.
There must be plenty Of thankful.
ness In the world II those who have
loved and lost could know Just what
they have lost.
why are you giving thanks? They
took $4,000 from you in Wall Street
Q little while ago. didn't they?"
"Yes: but I got out with $40 they
didn't know I had."-Judge.
The Ordway new era., 1910-10-21

aches, dizziness,
nervousness, etc.
Keep the kidneys
well and health IL
easily maintained.
Doan's Kidn Q y
Pills make strong.
healthy, kidneys.
M r 9. Joseph
Gross. Church st..
Morrilton. A r r..
says: my ankles
were swollen and
my back was so
painful I could not
straighten. I was
treated by six doc
The Ordway new era., 1910-10-21

What luck did that sheriff who
went out after Stage Coach Charley
have?"
"Purty good" replied Three-fineer
Sam. Charley didn't ketch him.
Washington Star.
The Ordway new era., 1910-10-21

The amount Of carbon exhaled from
q mans lungs each day. II 1t could be
solidified, would equal that in lump
Of coal weighing half a ton.
The Ordway new era., 1910-10-21

tors without relief. Since using Doan's
Kidney Pills. l have nothing to COM
plain Of"
Remember the pame-Doan's.
For sale BY all dealers. 80 cents .
box.
Foster.Milburu Co., Buffalo. N. 7.
The Ordway new era., 1910-10-21
An Admission.

Fred-I proposed to Miss Dingley
last night.
Joe-Dont believe know her. II
she well of!
Fred-Yes. guess SO. She 70
fused me.