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The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-11
The Woman Who Waits.

A writer very truthfully re
marks: sometimes it is all IN
faithful husband for whom
the woman waists. She knows
all about the other women.
and her friends tell her that
she should divorce the das-
tard that has destroyed her;
but she loves him and refuses
She waita-waits through the
long bleak years for the time
to come. when old and weary.
sick and worn, he too has
been forsaken for some one
younger and handsomer and
ne will turn again home. some
times the woman who waits is
! mother who watches for the
coming back of a hayward
'on. Hour after hour she sits
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-11
Michel Doomed For Cover
nor.

Baton Rouge, June D.
John T. Michel, Secretary Of
State, is being quietly boom
ed by his friends for the Gov
ernorship. Michel has made
it is asserted, an admirable
Secretary Of State, and could
have the same Office again but
he let be known some time
ago that he would seek a
new birth At one time, il
was thought that he wouldbe
put up for Mayor Of New Or
leans, as it was slated, before
the bill raising Mayor Behr
mans salary was passed, that
Behrman should succeed Els
tcpinal in Congress.
Now that Behrman finds it
more profitable to continue
as Mayor, friends Of Michel
want to know where he is
coming IN. His clear record
in Office, his practical expert
ence in politics and his bust
ness ability, it is said, fit him
as an ideal candidate for Gov
ernor. Should Gov. Sanders
alleged preference for Aswell
cause a split between the ad-
ministration and the Dupre
forces, Michel is spoken of as
a man upon whom both sides
could unite, with a view of
saving the State organization
from disruption. With the
income tax fight again com
ing to the center Of the politi-
cal arena, the gubernatorial
stock Of John Michel, who
has been keeping discreetly
in the back ground through
all the recent huily bury, is
advancing steadily.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-11
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Mis-. ~ ilaie Sex ;;aasstt et; ads"

| Nestiee is he,e1sy given THAT BY virtue
! mission for sale issued out of the Hon
|orable. twentieth judicial District
Court OF the State of Louisiana for the
Paris Ii of Lafourche, i'll the above en-
titled and mum bered action, and to me
direc ted aala delivered, authorizing and
requiring ne to sell for the purpose OF
PARTITION between the plaintiffs and the
defendants, the herein described proper
tyowned in indivision by them l ILL.
OH
SATURDAY, JULY 9th 1910
2 in front of the main entrance to the
fcourthouse of the Parish of Lafourche
in the town of Thibodaux, between the
hours of Eleven O'Clock in the forenoon
and Four o'clock in the afternoon OF
the said day, proceed to sell for cash at
public auction toythe last and highest
bidder the following described property
to-Wit:
A certain trace of land, situated in
the Parish of Lafourche, on the left
bank of bayou Lafourche, at about
Three miles below the town of Thibod-
aux. measuring One Hundred and Five
feet, front by Sixty-Five arpents more or
less in depth bounded above by lands
formerly of OneZime Babin, but now OF
l.. Emile Gaude,, and below by lands
now or formerly of Guillaume Hebert,
together with all the building and inn
proyements thereon.
JAMES BEARY,
Sheriff Of the Parish Of Lafourche,
J. A. O. Coignet Attorney
Thibodaux, La. June 4th 1910.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-11
STATE OF LOUISIANA, PARISH
OF LAFOURCHE.

+ Be it known that on this 18Th da,
of May, in the year of Our Lord, On
Thousand, Nine Hundred and Ten
land of the Independence If the Unit
FED States Of America, the Ole Hun
fdred and Thirty-fourth,
Before me, Adrian JOSEPH Car
'ouet, Notary Public in and f.
the Parish Of Lafourche, State Of
Lo 'isiana, duly commissioned an,
qualified, and III the piesenc. o
'lessrs, l.. Edwin Cail!ouet, and j. A
o. Coignet, good and competent wit
fessrs, both residents of the Parish
and State aforesaid,
Personally came and apprared:-
'lr. Eugene Constantin, President OF
the Bank If Lockport, aud Mr. Il A.
DrIaune, cashier Of the said bark
residents Of the Parish of Lafourche
Slate aforesaid, anil the said bank
having its legal domiciIe herein, who
declared that pursuant to the act of
incorporation of said bank, and'by a
vote OF the stockholders thereof, suf
tfcient in number for that purpose as
provided by law ard the act of i:1ror-
poration, and after due notice to the
said stockholders, given in accordance
with law, more than two thirds of The
shares having been voted In favor
thereof, as appears by the certificate
of the chairman and secretary ofahe
SAID Stockholders meeting, hereto an
ntxed and made part hereof, that the
article OF incorporation fixing the cap
tai stock OF said bank, to-wrt:--Ar-
lc!e II, was amended and altered so
as to read as follows, to-wit:
ARTICLE II.
The capital stock Is hereby fixed at
Forty Thousand Dollars, divided into
eight hundred shares of Fifty Dollars
each. which said shares. held by each
shareholder are To- be laid for ia cash
within thirty DAYS, subject to the cal
Of directors of said bank,
Should any stockholier fail to pay
within the above prescribe time and
after ten days notice to said stock
holder, bis share Or shares shall. ipso
Facto, be declared forfeited.
Fiat this corporation shall com
nenee its existence from this day.and
shall continue for a peri d of ninety
lIne Years, and BY its corporate name
ray sue and be sued, plead advance
ppear and prosecute, or be prose
utett n I'LL courts. The president
r III his absence, Arising from all
auNes- he virc-president, or IN his
iaoll'ly through any cause, lie cash
= OF SAT- baHk is Hereby designated
he officer npon who,s all citations
NJ processes OF law ag.ipst this cor
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-11
Lawmakers Deserve Credit

It is understood in Baton
Rouge that a bill will be INTRO
duced in the Legislature soon
providing that the women be
given the right to become mem
bers of school boards. The
movement is being backed BY
many of the leading women
of the State, as we'll as endors
by many prominent men. The
question of the fitness Of wo-
men to become. members Of
the school boards is not a new
one by any means, even IN
Louisiana. It has been discuss
ed for years, bat enough in
Huence could never he obtain
ed N the legislature to obtain
the passage Of such law.
Mansfield Journal.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-11

| It is an i'll wind that blows
no body good, says an ole
proverb. This has been ex
femplifed in the recent slumI
in the price of wheat which
spelled defeat for J. A. Pat
ten, the great Chicago specu
lator in wheat prices, but
which holds out the promise
of lower cost for food to the
masses Of the country. A
year ago this same Patten was
able to- force up prices to such
a point that Western wheat
growers imagined that they
would never get back to the
old time figures, and they
borrowed and spent accord
ingly. The April frosts held
out the hope to Patten that
be could repeat this year the
successful tactics which he
practiced last year, but the
outcome proves that he was
deceived.
The damage looked for to
the wheat crop fro mthe April
frosts has not materia lized,
and there is now every pros
peet of a good yield. AS a re-
suit prices have tumbled, and
it would surprise no one if
wheat should sell as much as
Is cents a bnshel lower next
September than it did last
fall. This drop in prices
means much cheaper bread
as we'll as cheaper foodstuffs
OF all sorts for which the price
of bread serve as a basis. The
spring with it's plentiful sup
ply Of vegetables, has already
brought lower prices for those
essential food articles, and
the summer will no doubt
bring cheaper meat.
While some may suffer a
little by the lower prices for
food products, the great mass
of the population, who have
S lffered for the past year or
two owning to high prices,
will reap, a considerable bene
fit. Cheaper fuod is the boon
which the entire country Is
seeking.-The Plaquelnines
Protector.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-11


the penitentiaries to have Civ
Ell into their patient arms the
dishonored body from the
scaffold or to take home some
son or husband of brother
who is, forever branded with
prison stripes! What agony
is theirs! How long the
hours in which they only
wait!
God pity the woman who
waits, and God pity the man
who on the Day Of Judgment
shall have the tears that he
has made her shed rise up to
accuse him!- Selected.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-11
THE STATE OF LOUISIANA,
Parish Of Lafourche..

I, the undersigned authority, do
hereby certify the within and forego-
ing to be true and correct copy of
the original on file in my Office, and
of record in Mise. Book No. Z at TO-
lilo 662.
In Testimony whereof, witness my
hand officially. at Thibodaux, this
23rd, day of May, 1916
j. Louis Aucoin
Clerk of Court and Ex-Ohicio Re-
corder of the Parish of Lafourche.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-11
NOTICE..

Public notice is hereby given in
accordance with Art so of the Const
tuition of the State of Louisiana OF
1898 that a bill will he Introduced al
the next session Of the General AS
sembly of the State or Louisiana, en-
titled, IAN ACT''
for the relief CT James Beary, sheriff
IF the Parish1of Lafourchc, for Tia,
reimbursement df oey eroneou>l,
paid into the State Treasury and pre-
viding for an appropriation for thu
payment thereof.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-11
A Dreadful Wound

from knife, gun, tin can, rusty nail
fireworks, or Of an! other nature, dc.
mands prompt treatment with Buck
ems Arnica Save to prevent blood:
poison Q: gangrene. It's the quick,
esi, surest healer for all such wounds
as also for Burns, Bolts, Sores, Skin
Ernptlcrs, Eczema, Chapped Han'ls,
Corns or Piles. 25c. at all drug
gists.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-11

Notice is hereby given that by BY virtue nd,1,
mission for sale, issued out of the Hon
orable Twentieth Judicial District
Court of the State of Louisiana, ior the
Parish of Lafourche, i'll the above emit
fled and numb action, and to me di-
rected and delivered, authorizing and
requiring me to sell for the purpose of
partition between the plaintiffs and the
attendants. the herein described proper
'ty owned in indivision by them, | will,
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-11
Kent The King At Home

Kept The King At Home.
DIOR the past year we have kept the
King of all lasatives-Dr. Kings
New Life Pills-in our home and they
have proved blessing to all our fam
ily," writes Paul Mathulka, eff Buffa-
10, N. Y. Easy, but sure remedy fer
all Stomach, Liver and Kidney trou-
Dies. Only 25c. at all druggists.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-11

The largest bottless In the South Of
all kinds of Carboaated Drinks. Our
speciality Arms CelrJ Phosphate h. G.
Arnys, 1110-l115 Administration St.
New Orleans.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-11
CiSterns!. Cisterns!

We have three Hundred, good Sc
cond hand cisterns. Capacity 1000
gallons Eleven Dollars piece. Eve
ry ore guaranteed. A.. Riggs & Bro.
New Orleans, La.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-11
Children Cry
FOR FlETCHER'S
G a 8 TO RIA
CisternsL Cisternsl

We have three hundred, good, Sc
cond hand cisterns. Capacity 1000
gallons. Eleven Dollars . piece. Eve
ry one guaranteed. A. Riggs & Bro.
New Orleans, La.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-11
CisternsI Cisternsl

We have three hundred, good, Sc
cond hand cislerns. Capacity 900
gallons. Eleven Dollars Il piece. Ev;
ry one guaranteed. A. Riggs & Bio.
New Orleans, La
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-11

fse,l f.. I,a. ;1:s
DIAL sE..t> TT pros
Is II al mrm',''~
Ha.is ur ain Il ;,
10 apply s:A'n ne
shi::h this bank
esta BIZ he'd, and
~ exercise are here
To receive money
as bonds and notes
pay Or meet same
check of dcposI-
metallic coins
Re, to lend money
80 security, and to
IN necessary and
On its business
Me power to hold,
I'd. convey, by and
name, such pro-
kpal as may be in
Necessary to the
1ration !"
|, the Notary,
Me witnesses have
the day, mouth
Written at my office,
limdaux, Parish and
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-11
CisterusF CisterrsI

We have three hundred, good, Sc
cond hand cisterns. Capacity LOCO
gallons. Eleven Dollars u piece. Eve
ry one guaranteed. A. Riggs 6 Bro.
New Orleans, La.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-11
T'Iil:: ST ATE- OF LOUIS ,EA,..

..22alil J udiciaI District, G;st'uta sa!is., e!
a,afo.la" ~.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-11
Tableau.

Tahleau of the probable expenses of
the Parish Of Lafourche for the Fiscal
wear 1910
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-11
THE STATE OF LOUISIANA

10th Judicial District Court, Parish of
Lafourche.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-11

e. A. Barrios' Vs..No. 4l72, Luly Barrios
ct ais.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-11
Il. IL. o~r",~-
(Original SignedI

Original signedy
r. Constantin,
President
e. A. Delaune,
Cashier,
A. J.. Caillouet
Notary Public.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-06-11
Letter Heads
Statements
Bill Heads
Envelopes
Cards

Anything and everything in the
way OF high grade commercial
printing Qua assortment of lob
type IS complete, ourpress facili-
ties OF the best and our Workmen
true typographical artists. This
tells all the story of our facilities
1or doing job printing of the right
Kind at the right prices.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-18

Miss Virginia Hardaway spent the
week end with her friend, Miss Eliza
beth Denham, IN Monticello.
The School for Teachers at the Col
lege for Women viii open next Monday,
the 21st inst. A number OF students
have already arrived
Foss 4 Co.'s famous Quality Choc-
olates" I'm pound and half pound boxes
at Byrd's. 40.
Miss May Belle williams returned
Monday from a visit to Athens Ca.
where she had been to attend the Y.
w. Q. A. COnfere &c Of the Gulf States.
Suffered day and night the torment
Of itcning piles. Nothing helped me
until used DOan's Ointment. Il
cured me permanently."--HOn. John u.
Garrett, Mayor, Glrard, Ala. 90.
Miss Susie Mc0riR entertained q
number OF friends at a delightful Pol.
itiQue party and chatting dish supper
on the evening OF 81. Valentines Day.
We win take you anywhere in the
city FOR a quarter. Leon Auto Com
pany. 40.
St. Valentines evening was appro-
priately observed by Miss Jessie May
Farley and q number Of her young
friends In games, music and refresh
meutA
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-18

FURNITURE FOR SALE--TwO bed room
Suites, one Home Comfort and one
Wardrobe. Mrs. Fred ROege, ia z.
Park Avenue. 81
A decidedly alien adOrnment Of the
first hOOr corridor OF the Academic
building Of the College for Women Is
pile OF cannon balls and shells, about
two dozen I'm number. These warlike
relies were all dug out Of the earth by
wOrkmen excavating for the foundation
of the new administration building.
LOsT-One liver. colOred pointer bitch.
$1,000 reward. Return to A. G. Man
ming. IamOnia, or s. n. Tucker, ITALIA
hassee. 81
Russell Big Boil and simpkin's Cot
ton Seed. Van Brunt 4 D,milly.
Mrs A. Wahnish delightfully."- enter.
tanned her friends at cards Tuesday
afternoon.
Miss Shirley Long spent n few days
at Lloyd this week with her friend and
classmate Miss Mary Woodbury..
LosT-A $500 gold piece. Finder
return 10 True Democrat once and
get liberal reward. g.
MIRA Miles Mash, Of New York, is the
guest o. Dr. and Mrs. Gwynn. Mrs
Nash Is a regular visitor 70 Tallahas.
see where she has many friends.
Mr.. John W. Mettler. OF New YORK
City, has arrived In Tallahassee TO be
the guest OF his brOther-in-law, Mr. Q.
NJ. Fleischnan.
ATTKRD AUCTION SALE
College Parh, W0dn-sday nsEi, Fsb-
DO you save your Royal Scarlet rib.
bOnsl They are valuable. l0
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-18

hYoficz b HrRNnr 0lvHN 10 All WHOM
nnafNlah n I.8 |.I1l8 ~ ttlI||a q Uou1en ninqf,
nlI - lls f1aIIallIn 81 March, a. y. 1919 az ~
o'flo. =. -. 81 q 4qo1 tl4luAItH "a I IAy -
nln n Nen|nEa UCuniN Judge - nnd ~ Ie1n
oDnntf Nl1rI1a "a ~ U1.r3 iH Ne eitT 81 lel.a-
harlss' ~ anfIlg d 80 a pgivai1 aele 81 ~
raht lIlr ant aloItal ~ ~ mlnqr N a11 .
aa1 i.eIaa ~ lhe annFfT 81 lem. kneun Ed g.
GrFihp1 ~ lulI6HaI rs 811tt4llI go1ftlt 20 ne
.Iliklnai nnn4i1F = a11lIcn lg'a ioHllshlp enA'
ssslh. laIaa tNe, caes eoatalning f1sif aefes
RoNDaAu MILLER.
e. Cuardina 81 o. r,nl1 of WIllo Q. Dunean
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-18


NJ Drink Newport
4. B. Byrd 4 CO.
o.
Ar and MrA Robrt -. Stanley and
lr daughter, Miss Flossie Stanley,
81 Hlshland Park, Conn, are guests
6 Mn. Asa Clark, on College Ave.
ese charming people are among the
many lovers Of Tananassee who lose
81 caance Of a visit here when the rig
ors Of Northern winter cause them TO
look southwark with longing eyes.
Drink Newport Springs Water and
avoid a spell 0f sickness. 4. Is. Byrd
. Co, phone No. !. o.
Mr.. w. II. Fletcher. OF Sycamore. has
been here this week nc the bedside OF
his son, Prof a.. II. Fletcher, Of the
WoodvlIle High school, who has been
ili Tor several weeks IN the city hos
.pitaL The gentleman has 30 far re-
covered that his return home within
Ia few days ID contemplated. Mrs.
Fletcher, who was also 81 icr ten days
with pneumonia, was able 70 visit her
husband this week.
TOOK ALL HIS MONEY.
Often all a man earns goes 60
doctors or for medicines, 20 cure a
stomach, Liver or kidney trouble that
Or. Kings New Life Pills would
quickly cure at slight cost Best for
Dyspepsia. indigestion, Biliousneas,
Constipation, Jaundice, Malaria and
Debility. 2oc az al druggists. 20.
FIRE WOOD.
When IN want OF wood phone 1O26
and get what you want. Have ine two
year old thoroughbred Jersey bull Tor
sale. price SOS. q q. GIBBS.
40.2ni. Whitehall stock Farm
DR.. Henry p. ralmer has come q
the conclusion that home and old
friends, tried and true. are more de-
slrable than the loneliness Of a larger
city fun 0f comparative strangers. even
though the ananclal outlook IN said
city be more alluriuE The doctor re-
Gently opened az office M Jacksonyine
and went down there with tne Idea Of
remaining permanently, thoaGh be iefl
his household IN Tailnhaseee untH be
boys asiOuld have finished their preaon'
term 40 school. After about \ week
however. he decided that be had about
enougA u Il.
Peanut oil n unexcelled FOR mayor.
naiee and other salad dressings a.
y. Byrd q 90. have a. 90
". o. w. LEoN cAMP No. 2
Woodmen 81 the World. moete evorJ
Monday night in W, o. W hall. over
Gilmore r Davis hardware store. mem
kara and Visiting 1oeoFeInna cordially
lnvllad b attend thee maelingl. So
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-18

81 Marian a., Nto
viz lI'0ueht % BE-
SEQ n4I killed An
f|ied Tho 1'me
av lie tAa
IIfof Junction
Dl new "a ne
name vita ae tng-
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-18

ALTON.
pa. a II. 1910.
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th1 g9loll ~ Len
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knuNL ?. CHAFr.
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Is ~ ~ ~ aau,hher a.
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Ialloa ~ 40 un,I sid
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fafs|i 8 a fsa 1ll1
Nl|InsFf AID p11allae
ss|Saisa "a lssssd 3 al
81 A. EOODx
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-18

UNA1 auHMI31ioNh H
nnra ngsoll = oandida ~ naInls
~ CounIIs1Inn4f, f1I1I1lt o. Ne
Taiia Primary 1clI0n. " thank
Iheif many kIn.InenEr1 - re In tne
FIatofuIY appi sclate ppur suppUt
WILLARD. sTouTAmRA
srsiis vei e Leon ooaniyi
a tha lraeAl q 4 namh1l ~ Friends
141 lhs b1ratg en- q cnnIlfatg foI
femnIllIonFl u nl1iIi1t Nq. ana .rt,
~ ere arii1H ~ Ne I4l0tf4l.o IfitlsI -
En11lontad aEd eIt1ied NJ hosl elnIta Wln ~
n ~ lnlrastof ~ ~ pageIn q Len eeeniy-
=. ,. nonrRTs.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1910-02-18

Woodmen 81 the World. meets every
Monday night in ", O W hall. over
Gilmore 3 Davis hardware store. mem
ben end visiting Sovorelana cordially
Invited b attend these meetingl. s.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-09-19
FOR SALE :

FOR SALE-Gordon setter dog; we'll
broken. Inquire f. Hoffman. Tel 273-2.
arn1[
Norwich bulletin., 1910-09-19

other women to avail themselves of
this valuable medicine. Mrs. E. M.
FREDERICK, Bloomdale, Ohio.
Backache is a symptom of female
weakness or arrangement. If you
have backache don't neglect it. To
get permanent relief you must reach
the root of the trouble. Nothing we
know of will do this SO safely and surely
as Lydia Z. Pink1am's Vegetable Com
pound. Cure the cause of these dis
tressing aches and pains and you will
become well and strong.
The great volume of unsolicited tes-
timony constantly pouring in proves
conclusively that Lydia E. Pinllham's
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
and herbs, has restored health to thou
sands of women.
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia Il. Pinkham'S Vege-
table Compound Will help you,
write to Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn.
Mass, for advice. Your letter
Will be absolutely confidential,
and the advice free.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-09-19
VIEWS AND VARIETIES
Clever Sayings.

Starboarder-L am a firm bellever In
the theory that might makes right
Hallroom-How about strong buttert
Philadelphia Record.
Noah rejoiced to see the water subs
side. I was afraid they were going to
conserve it." he cried. Gladly he saw
Ararat appear.-N. Y. Sun.
whats a pessimist, dad?" "a pes
simist my son, is a fellow who would
see pneumonia germs in nectar and
typhoid baccilli in ambrosta.-Cieve-
land Plain Dealer.
Maud-Tom had me talk into a
phonograph SO he can hear my volcs
while I'm away. Clara-How Iovetyl
And he can stop the machine.-Pucla
Woggs-So young Saphead and hii
father are carrying on the businesst
Boggs-Yes The old man does tho
business while young Saphead does this
carrying on.-Puck.
WAS wilkins theatrical show a sue
ces?" mo; he demanded too much OF
his audiences Money or intellt-
gence? '-Life.
I have a patent furnace that ought
to make q hit" Whats new about
it?" You don't shake it down; you
crank it up" Louisville Courier
Journal.
Mary had a little skirt
Tied tightly in a bow,
And everywhere that Mary went
She simply couldn't go.
-Harper's Bazaar.
Druggist-What was the most re-
markable case you ever encountered
in your practice? Doctor-That of a
messenger boy who died of hasty con-
umption.-Chicag News.
DO you think buttermilk will pro-
long ones life, Col. Soaksby?" "Ahen!
/ have no doubt, Miss PIumper, that il
a person had to drink buttermilk every
day it would make life seem longer"
Birmingham Age-Herald.
"Derbsy brought back a bears head
and a lynx, both mounted, as souvenirs
of his vacation in the mountains. Have
YOU any any such fearful reminders?"
Well, I have my weekly receipts for
board and xtras."-Buffalo Express.
81 never was so frightened in my
life When the man stepped out of the
dark just behind me thought should
die" Did you rum THAT was the
trouble 1 couldn't run. 1 had on a
hobble skirt" Detroit Free Press.
Farmer Smallseed-Listen to this,
Elviry. These say that they have
found in Italian prisons the petrif1ed
remains of some of the prisoners His
Wife-Do tell! that must be them
hardened criminals we hear about
Harper's Weekly.