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The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

At the afternoon session of the Board
of County Commissioners Monday, F.
l.. Freeman was awarded the contract
for rebuilding the bridge at Sedgwicl,
being the lowest bidder by little over
$4,000 He will commence work as
soon as he can get the material on the
k,rround.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

Mr.. kinsman, local agent of the
Union Pacific, informs us that there is
nothing official in the report coming
from Sterling to the effect that a new
steam passenger train would be added
to the service between Julesburg and
Darn,rnr
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

Miss Stevens, clerk at Petersen's
! store, was called to Windsor, Colorado,
Monday morning by the death of her
fothor
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

N. E. Workman, our new hardware
merchant, moved his family here from
North Platte, Neb., last Wednesday.
and have moved into Mrs. Slusser'a Z
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

Mr.. and Mrs. J. T. Twomey and fam
lily returned last week from their Iowa
Illinois visit. John looks as though his
summer vacation had agreed with him,
having entirely recovered from the ef-
fects of his sickness last spring.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

T. c. Kinkel of Venango. Nebraska
was in Julesburg, Wednesday.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

II you expect to buy . new heating
stove don't fail to see the new River
Side Base Burner at Workman's hard
ware store.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

Jay Kimball was down from Sedg
wick Monday on business.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

The county commissioners met Mon
day in their regular session Monday.
Besides the usual amount of business,
the years work in the treasurer's Of
fee will be checked over, and the books
cprororsl
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

Mas Yates visited friends at MeCool
Neb. this week.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

Attorney T. E. Nunson of Sterling
was in town Tuesday on legal busi-
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

Ars. r. n. Adams entertained Q few
Of her old girl chums Thursday evening.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

Judge Pound was in town Monday
morning, renewing his acquaintance
with his family. Just from force of
habit he dropped into the county treas
urer's office during the tax sale. 1t
seemed like living again to see an old
ton. The Judge has been a regular
buyer of tax sale certificates since they
were first invented.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

Installation of the officers of Jules
burg Lodge No. 81, /. O. 0. F.. for the
1910 term was held at their lodge room
last Monday night. The new officers
are: C. E. Raines, N. g.; B. w.
Sharpe, V. g.; N. C. Vail, Secretary;
l.. j. Lundell, Treasurer. This lodge
has made steady growth during the
past year and is in flourishing condi-
ton.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

We Buy Poultry, Hogs and Hides a
all times at Market Prices. .-Raine'
Meat Market.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07
Local Mention
H. v. Styer-Undertaker.

E. H. Beckman of Holyoke was i,
town Monday.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

Three Studebaker automobiles arriv-
ed Tuesday-two for the Wheat Grow
eS Land company, and one for r. n.
Adams.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-07

Styer for picture framing.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-27
Un p'cb|ema en- Mayaguez
Y dificil es Ell que Sc le presen.
ia al future alc8lde.
De nuestro corresponsal

Nov. 25.-Se le presenta Tin gran
problema al DIR. Perea, en- la question
empleos en- este municipio, toda vez
gue existen elementos que en- la po
itica han trabajado fuertemente, y
sin embargo, Sc asegura que no son
aptos para puesto alguno.
Ell Sr. Villaro, que fue estropea-
do gravemente por ell desprendimien
to de la Ola Gratoria en- la noche del
fuego iiltimo sigue postrado en- ca
ma y de basante cuidado.
En- ell juzgado de paz y en- el dia
de hoy Sc han visto los juicios, contra
Jose Tbureio Soto por portar ar
mas condenado a S. de multa V 80
oentavos costa. V el del Emilio Con-
zalez por conducir un coche sin tabli
llas condenado so so multa v $3.50
costa.
Dos juicios mas en- el propio iuz-
gado contra dos padres de familia
por infIaccion a La secci6n 60 de La
ley escolar.
La compahia de Opera llegara
Eesta ciudad el pr6ximo domingo de
butando seguidamente con Favorita.
El entusiasmo es cada vez mayor pa
IA DIR la opera.
-Galantemente invitados pOr el
n.
Sr. Tatali active empresano de Ia
compa1ia de Acrobdias que traha-
jan en- ell teatro Novedades tuvI-.
mos el gusto de admirar los excelen-
tes trabaios del Hercules Hugo Y los
dificlles del resto de Ia compahia. Fl
p1blico ha recibdo muy bien al Sr.
fatally su troupe llenandosele el
ieatro y aphudiendo todos los nu-
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-27
No olvideis Ia Ninfa.

Aumcntado cSplonlidamcnte el
surtido de sombrcros dc Ii Ninfa SO
ofrece a su numeroSa chentela sonl-
brcros de fieltoy paja dc Italia para
caballcroS, dc IL mayor nove,lad.
I'm tirantcs con a!ornos dc nacar,
medlas de seda, canisas. corbatas
modclos 1911, butonaduraS, otrosl
objetos para hombres cs nlasnifico ell
surtido. Ropa hccha y i Ia medida
ofrecen los Sres Garcia y lineras
Ell su conocido cstablecimiento que
tan justa fama tienen en- Ii ciudad Y
l.. isla No olvideis que La Ninfa es
ta en- la calle de Ia Fortaleza u, en-
san Juan y Sc sirven pedidos por CO.
rreo y acaba de recibir un gran sur
lido dc Cdsimires.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-27
Sornbreros japoneses.

El conocido establecimiento de mo.
das Las Noredades estan recibiendo
"a su esplendido surtido de noveda-
des para primavera de 1911 y resto
de II actual temporada de fines de
1910. Ell mas atrayente es IN mag
nifico surtiio de sombreros estiLos ia
pones, Ultima moda que hace Juror
en- los centres de moda de Europa Y
America. Cualquier articulo de uti.
lidad, fantasia, adornos perfume :
rias. rops para seforas sehoritas '
nihas y ssquisita cristaleria se hs.
lla en- Ia celebrada tienda de Ia ca.
lie de San Francisco. Los sombre-
ros japoneses son de verdadera v
igurosa sctualidad. Visitad alas
Novedades y cs ccnvencereis de que
ALI sc encuentra de TODD 10 Que e,
buen gusto y Ia fantasia han podi-
do idear. Fan Juan, Puerto Rico.
San Francisco A..
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-27
L0 MEJ0R.

La joyeria Tinaud tiene el
mejor surtido de objetos de
arte y novedad para regalos,
y esta constantemente recibieu
do los ultimos modelos, 81 Vd.
desea comprar TN objeto de
verdadero gusto yea nuestro
surtido, en- efectos de plata de
ley. metal blanco. plateado y
cristal tallado LEJITIMo tiene
uninmenso surtido, esta casa
solo vende articulos BUENos
todos garantizados. Especia.
lidades para regalos de bo
das.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-27
EDICTO.
EDIcTo,
En- la Corte de distrito del dis.
trito judicial dc San Juan,
P. Il.
Seccion. No. 1898
stados . nidos de Ame.,
RIGA. El Presidente de SIS.
los E. L.
No. 1898
Declaration de dominic.
Ex-parte.

Por cuanto Don Ubaldino Font y
Perez, de Barranquitas, por medic
de su abogado Don Quintin Negr6n
Sanjurjo ha presentado una nloclon
para lustificar el dominic de Il 81
guiente finca:-
"Rustlca de ciento euatrc
cuerdas setenta J cinco cent?
mos, radicadas en- el barTio de-
Rio-Hondo de Comerlo equi-
valentes 4 hectareas Z areas
s centiareas, colindantes por
ell Este con Antonio Romero,
Olegario Colon, y Felipe Rosa
do; por el sur con Josefa Manue-
Ia Torres, Elena Torres, Merce-
DIES Torres y el promovente;
por el Ceste con Ell nismo pro
movente Font Y por el Norte
con Bartolo Colon, Agapito Fl
gueroa, Pedro Burgos Y el di-
cho Antonio Romero"
Por tanto y habiendose ordenado
por el Honorable Martin f. Gill,
Juez de la segnada seccion de esta
Corte que Sc publique Ia pretenclon
por tres veces en- un perlodlco de los
de mayor circulation de esta ciudad,
para que pueda oponerse cualqu
para que pueda oponerse cualquier
persona d quien pcrjudique Ia JUST
flcaclon Gle que Sc trata, en- vlrtud
de algin derecho sobre ell lnmueble,
dentro del ttrmno de sesenta dfas;
y para que srva cl presentc edicto
de notification i los anteriores due
hos Fernando Diaz y Francisco Da-
wa, cuyo paradero Sc ignora V tam
ben a las sucesiones de los finados
Cosme Diaz, Jose Diaz, Cancio San
chez, Maria JESUS .Aponte y Salome
.ApOnte, los nombrcs dc los compo-
nentes dc tales sucesiones Sc ignoran
asi como la rcsidencia de ellos, firmo
ell presente ell San Juan de p. X. q
26 de Noviembrn dc 1910.
A. Marin Marien
Secretalio de la Corte.
Por +. G. Perez .Almirotv.
Sccrctarlo sec pa.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-27

meros del programa Anuncian para
esta noche SUI Ultima function ofre-
ciendo nuevos y variados ntimeros
entire ellos Ia exhibition de monos, V
I'm caballo, el mas pequeho hasta
ahOra cOnocidO.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-27
"EI primer cuentista puertorriqueio."

!oSendo de los oetos Coespondencia emua 90
este genero ierao no estudo de vida regional espsn
da nat1aezs Dos pugo dar pata aro esp
los autr clio peca ondc6n como
de rabaos manavos vida pueroquena bao todos los
ella puede oecer -
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-27
Ell Coamo.

Sc dice que q Coanu fut i buscar
parte del cargancnto de muebles de
tOdss clases naln q ,ntcrnn.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-27

FL Vagabundo por NJ r.. Arecbo
5 Roslin Flerda, por CarEelo Oben Guayama
8 De TERRA Baja, por Eugenio Rodriguez Cuebas.
Mayaguez.
sQuien engana quien. por Vaentin Polanco de Je.
sus. Ciales.
l Amor juyenil por T. H. Negron. Nueva York
y La ne:scnocida. por G. H. c.. TIutillo alto.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-27

En- esta imprenta sc vendeI
papel de periodicos yiejos a
- quintal
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1910-11-27
BASES DEL CAMFEONATO
Bases generates del concurso in
telectual que fue recibido
con entusiasmo por numero-
sos y distinguidos escritores
Mas de ochenta cuentos remitidos; muchos,
esperanto turno de publication.

a6rma Rico nsenios
oe han producd ba oba eaas gnero
ana cueno la Correspondence quo pueden producer
sc de gran m6to a obeto decdo como
aneas abre campeonao de cuent cua decda cu
ao oe cueno de merlto esco puertorriqueho
Los cuentos deben ser ineditos
LA corepondenoia orece plua
lnaoy eabece eva adeante mimo las guentes baE
Los cuentcs renados la corepondenca para
en- campeonato deben meo
-" q cdmpecnato de La Correspondence.
s een pos autores con su nobrs,
an Pero deeaen aquos pubco nomblo
mdcando peseudonmo que ean para pubcdad
Aaco oene conocer dc todos modos el nombe del auto
Cuando termina el plazo del campeonata
soH campeonato epezaa dde 1902
elmnara el 10 de Noviembre de 1910
dueden ser ctos puertorqueDos residences ella
aoUn mEmo puede
de pasen cuatro.
Formation del iurado
toE IS dc Noviebre Correspondence a0rya ~ bc
"ara c,eno
a sea dc mas ero tado campeouao La
onea bicara Is da de anticipation
rente urado cacador de los centos M psbco conri en- on,
caoa auto do La Correspondence
del rado que de los go de- il,
a. ooce aueaan deegnados como candaton
s cnco hayan esos qu
aa tornado ado cai6cdor del "a
Dcembe dc 1910 conto qua hayan concudo
peonatoy IL de Enero de 1911 dcho uao yeredcto Co.
entegarS qua vepza su COZ
tlendA -
"E primer cuentista puertorrquela"
7os enenddo estabece por Correspondence pusr,,
o autor tnante ella considerable enddo com,
e primer cuensta puertoqueno" Sendo que tuo
primer puesto m conservado
otro cuento de Il. Correspoudenoa s,s
arrebatado ror campeon
Correspondenca puboar4 gus vaya reobsni
sOuoS cuenOS IemUdO3 e
Lo que ia Correspondence, en- 10 poslDe espera
!oSendo de los otos Coepondnca estimuar no 60
este genero hearo estudo de regional espls,
dda naturaezs Dos pgo dr patra espers
los autore clio condc6n como escens
de rabaos manatvos vida puertoquea bo odo los
os que ella puede orecer
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
MIX THIS FOR RHEUMATISM
Easily Prepared and inexpensive and
Really Does the Work, Says
Noted Authority.

Thousands of men and women who
have felt the sting and torture Of that
dread disease, rheumatism, which is
no respecter of age, persons, sex,
color or rank, will be interested to
know that it is one of the easiest af-
1ictions of the human body to con-
quer. Medical science has proven it
not a distinct disease in itself, but a
symptom caused by inactive kidneys.
rheumatism is uric acid in the blood
and other waste products Of the sys-
fem which should be filtered and
strained out in the form of urine. The
function of the kidneys is to sift these
poisons and acids out and keep the
blood clean and pure. The kidneys
however, are of sponge-like substance,
the holes or pores Of which will some
times, either from overwork, cold or
exposure become clogged, and failing
in their function of eliminating these
poisons from the blood, they remain
in the veins, decompose and settling
about the joints and muscles, cause
the untold suffering and pain of rheu-
matism and backache, often producing
complications Of bladder and urinary
disease, and general weakness.
The, following simple prescription is
said to relieve the worst cases Of
rheumatism because of its direct &C
ton upon the blood and kidneys, re-
lieving, too, the most severe forms OF
bladder and urinary troubles: Fluid
Extract Dandelion, one-haf ounce;
Compound Kargon, one ounce; Com
pound Syrup Sarsaparilla, three
ounces. Mix by shaking well IN bot
tie and take in teaspoonfuI doses after
each meal and at bedtime. The in
gradients can be had from any pre-
scription pharmacy, and are absolutely
harmless and safe to use at any time.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
Time to Think Over Suicide

He took paris green to commit sui
eide. Too big dose to kill him Emil
nent specialist happened to be called
IN, and started to fix him up. NO
USE said paris green performer, I'll
do 1t anyhow after you have done with
me-" Doctor got mad. eff that's the
way you feel about 1t, you fool" he
said, I'll not waste my time on you.
Paris green performer much aston
ished and grieved. WELL" he said.
give me "a hours to think it over"
Doctor gave him "a hours and went
away. At the end of the time paris
green performer telephoned: I've,
thought 1t over and want to get we'll;
come and see me some r.ore."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
Saw Only PHYSICAL Idea.

One Of his friends once asked Mr.
Darwin's gardener about his masters
health, and how he had been lately.
"Oh!" he said, my poor master has
been very sadly. l often wish he
had something to do. He moons about
in the garden, and 1 have seen him
stand doing nothing before flower
for ten minutes at time. If he only
had something to do 1 really believe
he would be better"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
The Way Out.

you say you are tired Of your
wife's domineering ways?"
II am! And am going in there
and establish my position as the head
of the house right now
Good boyI"
"Er-will you stand here and see
that this door doesn't get closed while
| am in there?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
How II Hanpened

He was limping down the street
with one arm in sling and both eyes
in mourning.
What's the matter?" queried a
friend. Automobile accident?"
No replied the other, sadly. 81
met a man who couldn't take Joke"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
a Lively CAMPAIGN.

IN q small New Jersey town the
local political campaign was being
fought to a bitter end. One of the
political leaders met a prominent
merchant of the town and they be-
gan to discuss the situation.
How is the campaign coming along
down in your ward?" asked the mer-
chant
Very exciting" said the politician.
Next week we are going to have a
Joint debate IN the town hall between
a monograph and a graphophone."-
Lppincotts.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
VIM She Resinnad

Mrs. Dix-Aren't you the secretary
Of the Busy Bee literary society?
Mrs. Hix-I was-but / resigned a
few weeks ago.
Mrs. Dix-Why did you do that?
Mrs. Hix-Well, you see it kept me
so busy taking down the minutes that
l had no time to listen to the gossip.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
In PerpIexity,


Michael Dolan, an is it yourseIf?"
yes; sure it is"
We'll, ye know thot bletherin' spal-
peen, Wildly Castigan's second hus-
band?"
THAT J do"
HE bet me a bob to a pint l
couldn't swally an egg without break
in the she'll ov it,
"An' we did it?"
'T did"
''Then phwat's ailtn' YEP"
TITS doom there" laying his hand
on the lower part of his waistcoat 'If
l jump about I'll break it and cut me
stomach wild the shell, an if / kape
quiet it'll hatch and I'll have a Shang-
hal rooster scratchin' me Inside"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
The Sleep Chaser.

Landlord-Here, now, you needn't
be afraid you will oVersleep. And if
the alarm clock should by any chance
fail to awaken you, just give the lit
tie hammer a poke with your finger,
then she'll go off.-Heitere Welt.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
Was All Pirh%

Howard-Did you telephone Mrs.
Howard that 1 would be detained at
the office until midnight?
Office Boy-Yes, sir.
''And what did she say?"
Said she didn't blame you-she had
made an engagement to go to the the
alter tonight herself" Smart Set
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
None in Stock.

A well-dressed woman paused in
front of the chestnut venders stand.
Are they wormy?" she asked.
mo, ma'am," he answered blandly.
did you want them with worms?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
50 IL Is.

than the i'll will of man"
yes but it is better to have the
i'll will of some men than to have to
laugh at their funny stories"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
Her Wav

"a grand opera prima donna ought
to be able to live very economically"
why ought she?"
Doesn't she get everything for
song?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
The WAY to Find Him,

''My wife and 1 are going to spend
few months with her people at
Strong's Corners" said the meek lit
tie man, "and 1 want you to mail your
paper to me-"
YES" said the clerk, whats your
name?"
'Well-er-to make sure, I guess
you'd better address it: Mary
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
None in Stock.

A well-dressed woman paused in
front of the chestnut vender's stand
Are they wormy?" she asked.
mo, ma'am," he answered blandly.
did you want them with worms?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
important.

Judge-Now, madam, remember as
witness you must tell the whole
truth and nothing but the truth
Witness-Well, judge, do you mean
before you swear me or afterward p
YOnkers Statesman
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
ortunate.

1t is said" remarked the moralizer,
mat a fool is born every minute"
And I'm glad of it," rejoined the de-
moralizer, What a sorry old world
this would be If there was nothing but
wisdom on tap"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
Disqualified.

Her-NIy brother won first prize in
that amateur guessing contest. but
they ruled him out as a professional.
Him-A professional?
Her-Yes. He's employed in the
government bureau, you know.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
P0sSihIN

Gotham-They say that the wireless
business is still in it's infancy.
F1atbush-And do you suppose
some day We'll have barbed wireless
fences ?-Yonkers Statesman.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
Mai-De-Mer,

Gunner-Yes, that man trembles
when he thinks of the possibility of
regular air liners crossing the ocean
Guyer-Head of some steamship
company, Ell?
Gunner-No, manufacturer of sea
sick remedies.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
Ruling Passion.

Kate-Maud is dreadfully particular
about her appearance.
Ethel-Indeed, she is. Why, heap
Goals of fire on her head and she'll
want to know if they are on straight.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08

Thousands of country people know that
in time of sudden mishap or accident
Hamlins Wizard Oil is the best substi-
it is 50 often found upon the shelf.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
An E5Sv Marx

I wish you would come around to
my house to poker party tonight"
But 1 know absolutely nothing
about the game"
"Oh, then you must eome!"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
Caustic Critic.

Gunner-Who is that playing the pi-
ano?
Guyer-Miss De Shrieker. You know
they say music is the food of love
Gunner-H'mi If that is the case
the pure food law inspectors should
make a visit
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
Good Scneme.

"Out at my uncle's the people go
to bed with the chickens"
We'll, at the price chickens sell at
now they are certainly worth watch
ing"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
Had Dane II Too

Misunderstanding interests some
times buy what they don't want. to
avert a panic.
Bocker-As l buy my wife a dress
-Harper's Bazaar.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
Appropriate Decoration.

You remember the famous ice pal
ace built for one of the Russian en-
presses?"
Yes. What of it?"
81 wonder if the principal decoration
of its rooms was not a frieze?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
A Time Likeness.

That union seems to go like clock
work"
81 thought it rather disorganized.
In what respect?"
1T is regularly striking"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
Heraidry.

Mrs. De Style-We came over with
William the Conqueror.
Mrs. Positive-So did a lot of other
tramps,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
To Put II Mildly.

'They say he has a swelled head"
Il must admit that he seems to ap-
preciate himself very much"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08
Change of Ideals.

Funny, isn't it,"
'What is?"
In the days of chivalry, men were
tickled to death if they got a lady'a
glove, and now they are all broken up
if she gives them the mitten."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08

True men and women are all physi-
clans to make us well.-C. A. Bartol
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08

One Thing That Will Live Forever,
PETTITS EYE SALVE, first box sold in
1907, 100 years ago, sales increase yearly.
All druggists or Howard Bros Buffalo, n. Y.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-12-08

The coldblooded are hotheaded
when you hit their pride.