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The Oldest Ioka.

It will be difficult to discover an old CT practical joke than that of the cop persmith and the maker of brazen im- ages for the temple of Osiris, which is epbodied in Egyptian inscriptions dat ing from the reign of Menes, founder of Memphis, who ruled over 1000 years ago. According to ancient rec Ords, there dweIt between these two craftsmen a quiet man whose desire was for peace and who was sadly dis turbed by the noisy occupations car ried on by his busy neighbors. He therefore asked each of them to say for what sum they would change their dwellings. This they did. Each caIcu- lated the amount required. and he. be- Ing satisfied. paid 1t over to them.
 "Now." he asked of the coppersmith, where is your new dweIlingY "I have taken that of the maker of im- ages," was the reply. And you" Queried the quiet man of the latter, ''whither goest thouT' 'To the house of the coppersmithy'
 This is one of many tales told in all ages which are woven into myth and legend and differ only in local color.
 Her Strong Faith.
 ''Oh, Iom.' exclaimed the fair young maid as their auto flew along. there's church just ahead thereg'
 'But," replied the eloping lover. i've can't be married there."
 "Well. but we might stop there and pray that we may not be OVertakeD."- Uncle Remus' Magazine.
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world place where cleanliness reigns These pure food products indeed perfectly steized packed in clean tins the very day they come from the field
 NO CHEMICAL REPRESENTATIVES, OR COLORING MATTER OF ANY KIND USED IN THESE GOODS
 beginning sixth with this line of canned goods Our sales have increased steadily each and we have yet to hear complaint. No "cut prices" to offer them, but IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR QUALITY, ITS HERE Our complete of this years packing is in and display this week and the nrices are as follows:
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This Brand on Canned Vege-
 tables Means the Very Best . Quality Money Can Buy.

Right from the heart of the York State canning district, in the beautiful Mohawk Valley, where they are packed expressly for us, Jour name is on every can) by one of the most up-to date canneries in the
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CURED TO STAY CURED.

How Stafford Springs Citizens Can
 Find Complete Freedom From Kid
 ney Troubles.
 If you suffer from backache-
 From urinary disorders
 From any disease of the kidneys,
 Be cured to stay cured.
 Doan's Kidney Pills make lasting cures.
 Grateful people testify.
 Here's one case of it:
 Mrs. Homer Bsrnier, 68 Chapman street, Willimantic, Conn, says: "In February, 1906, I gave a pub- lie statement in favor of Doan's Kid, ney Pills, to she effect that had used this remedy about year before, and had found 1t to be just as represented. Lameness and weakness acrosa my loins had been a source of discomfort Rising quickly from a sitting position caused sharp twinges to dart through my kidneys, and was also subject to headaches and dizzy spells. did net sleep we'll and arose in the morning feeling as tired as when I went to bed. It was only with dificulty that I was able to attend to my household duties. Hearing many people speak in favor of DOan's Kidney Pills, procured . box and began sheIr Hss. Their good effect was apparent from the beginning. and by the time had taken the contents of one box all my troubles had disappeared. On a num- ber of occasions since then I have taken Doan's Kidney Pills. and they have never failed to give prompt re- lief. gladly recommend them"
 For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster -Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, New York, sole agents for the United States.
 Remember the name-Doan 's-and take no other.
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the bearing down. l recommended it to some friends and two of them have been greatly benefited by it. - Mrs. MAE MCKNIGHTs Oronogo, Mo.
 Another Grateful Woman
 St. Louis, Mo. -"I was bothered terribly with a female weakness and had backache, bearing down pains and pains in lower parts. began taking Lydia B. Pinkham'S Vegetable Com pound regularly and used the Sanative Wash and now have no more troubles that way" Mrs. AL HERzOG, 5722 Prescott Ave, St. Louis, Mo.
 Because your case is difficult one, doctors having done you no good, do not continue to suffer without giving Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound trial. It surely has cured many cases of female ills, such as in hammation, uIceration, displacementS, 1ibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, backache, that bearing down feeling, indigestion, dizziness, and ner-j VOuS prOstration. It costs but tr1fle to try it, and the result is worth mill Hons to many suffering women.
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MORE PINKHAM
 CURES
Added to the Long List due to This Famous Remedy.

Oronogo, Mol was simply ner- VOus wreck. I could not walk across
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GARY BROS.
NOTICE.

some folks worry. some folks do, buG don't worry about Keefe's milk, butter and cream wagon, because 1t has come to stay. and VIII guarantee everything to be of good quality.
 FRANK KEKFK
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For Sale or Exchange.

LLEwELLYN PARK, WEST ORANGE, E.L This is a strictly private park Of over seven hundred acres, situated on the East side Of the Orange mountain, overlooking and with first class railroad and trolley service to Newark aud New York. It is the home Of Thomas Edison Senator Colby, Richard and Russell Colgate and a number of other prominent men. House contains twelve rooms two baths, large buffers pantry, laundry, hot and cold water, gas, electric lights and furnace. Barn 22x36, three stalls and large loft.
 Lot contains almost two acres, with garden, fine lawn and tennis court.
 Price sixteen thousand. Eight thousand i've hundred can remain on mortgage.
 G. H. SEDGWICK,
 WEST ORANGE, N.J ].
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Clearly Understood.

They seldom gave dinner parties, and those they gave were small. But they liked things done decently and in order and generally had the best. On the afternoon of one of the little par ties the host summoned the boy in buttons and said to him. ''Now, John, you must be careful how you hand round the wine"
 ''Yes. sir"
 ''These bottles with the black seals are the best and these with the red seals the inferior sherry. The best sherry Is for after dinner The infe- rior sherry you will hand around with the hook after soup. You understand hook and inferior sherry after soupy' ''Yes, sir: perfectly" responded the boy in buttons.
 The evening came and with it the guests. Everything went on swim mingly till the boy went round the ta- ble asking each of the guests. Hook or inferior sherry ?"--T1ondon Tit-Rits.
 
 Didn't Like the Walk.
 north country pitInan went with his wife one Saturday night tO do little shopping. They visited a large drapery establishment. and the obse- Quious shopwalker. having ascertain cd their requirements. said to the cou- pie politely "W'ill you please walk this way?" But unfortunately he walked very lame.
 No. mistor.'' said the pitman. "Aa nivvor hey walked that way. an Aa'm not gannin' te tryr'- London Scraps.
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WAN AASSA w AA v -
 my heart futtering and I could not even
 receive a letter
 Every month l had
 such a bearing down
 sensation, as if the lower parts would fall out. Lydia E. |Pinkham's Vegeta- |ble Compound has done my nerves 8 great deal of good land has aISO relieved
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The Final Shock.

Patient-Doctor. don't think can use the battery any more. Will it he necessary to shock me again? Doctor Only once more. I'll send in my bill tomorrow
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1roadenlnu.

Bond Don't you realize that mar riage broadens man? Benedict Oh, yea; I suppose 1t can be put that way. but ''dattens" is the word I've always used London ExpFees.
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His Only Reason.

Mrs. Jawback (angrilyl-Since you stayed out so late. why did you come home at all? Mir. Jawback (drowsily)- To sleep m dear-jusht to sleep thatsh Exchange.
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The eruptions of vesuvius greatly in- crease the fertility of the ground in the vicinity.
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Didn't Like the Walk.

As the births of living creatures at first are i'll shapen. SD are all innoya- tions. which are the births of time Bacon.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-11-02

Provided. however. That debts here
after contracted Tor supplying water
- such city, town ~ village shall be
limited az u amount
See II. Neither iae state nor ans
county. city. foan. township. school
30 trict ur other municipality thereof.
shall lend or pledge the credit Or faith
hereof. directly or indirectly. In any
manner to, or in ala Of any person
m rs or corporation. public er pri-
gate fer amy aEuount or for any pur-
pose whatever. or become responsible
for ans debt contract or liability q
ans person. company 0r CORPORATION
public Or private, IN or ont ri the
state.
Sec ~. Neither the state nor any
COUNTY. cits. town. township school
district or other municipality thereof
shall make Re- donation or rrant ~.
or 90 aid Or Or become q bscriHer o.
or SHAREHOLDER iu any corporation or
company. or Joint owner with anr
person COMPANY or corporation. pub
lc ~ private. FL or out uf tho state
Pro- iied. That they ~ either Of them
may acquire sIch ownership AS mas
accrue 90 thc state ~ esch-at or bg
forfeiture. hy operation or provision
Of lae. Is such ownership as NAV
accrue o. the state or 20 county.
eit}. town ton nship 90 school d,s
trirt. or Ia either pr SINS of them
JOINTLY with amy person. company W
.srporation h1 forfeiture w sale VT
estate fYr uou-payment ~ taxes.
ar bg donation Or devise for public
ust or he purchase hv or ON behalf
= ans or either of them Joints with
amy or either ~ them. under execu-
i.en iu casrg ~ Zine. penalties ar for-
lelturc of e~ep-nizancc. breach nr
pndiflrn ef official bond. ~ of bond
~ secure plhlic moneys or the per-
formancc of anf contract iu which
they or amy OF them may he intl
nr generally Interested
See. 10 Nothing contained in ibis
article shall va construed as o. eIth-
~ impair Dr add to the obligation of
nv debt heretofore contracted h aur
,uHtA cifr. town or school d.sirici
seeorfaur- eith tho laws W New
Mexico territory or prevent Che COM
tracing of ANS debt rr the issuing nf
bonds There or in nesorlluee With
sala laws. upon anv proposition f,r
fhtt purpose which MAY hlre been
according t1 said laws submitted 20
q vote of tho qualified electors of ans
county. citr. town. village "r school
before the day nn which this
constitution takes effect
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-11-02
PRESIDENT OF GRANT
COUNTY CATTLE COMPANY
TENDERS RESIGNATION

silver city. y. NJ. oct. 30.-The
Hrlson cattle company held "a diree-
tors meeting Wednesday afternoon
at which time b. j. Holson. president
of The company resigned hat posi-
ton owing o. il-health. Mr.. Hoisoh
left Thursday evening for bakersfield
Cal, to join Mrs. Holson and children
who are visiting Mrs. Holsons sister
Mrs Mack. and Wheic he will spend
several months rccuporating from the
shock sustained AT the Holson ranch
q year ago last september.
DIT. VIII Thompson was eleete"
president of the company vice Mt
Hclson. resigned. John Thompson
win oct as manager and will proceed
with closins up The affairs of thf
company which have been I'm prog
ress fer Some time. The $50 ranches
NJ Lone Mountain have already been
purchased by the chino copper COM
pans aud the ranches in the burr'
mn%untains hy thc Thompson trotN-
ers who ere stockholders I'M thc come
pauy. Tho remainder OF the cattle
AFTER last springs shipment were a's-
posed of Co the 6. %. s.. cattle COM
pany. vnily the horses viii Zee s1>'
ped t. the south.
The Holsru Ctttle company
sanized in 1906. the principal stock
holders being % D.. Holson- Af-
Joseph Th, mpson. Mrs Anu Is
HiaDk 5ohn NICK. Thompson. hi
VIII THOMPSON. The affairs 40 iH
company are in good shape and tn'
% Tor going ost Or business
fercto0l-d rauer.
Ar Hoison BIAS disposed oi his own
individual brand ot cattle Co Haf'
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-11-02
DELEGATES IN CAUCUS
MOST or The DAY


Ja.af 1sie a1a ah me state d.
Sew 4FHleg ia re8r3 ~ end a
s ta
F ~ ~ 800
etf 20
ln ~ aka"f ft
e . aE
tgeert M r
an4lt .htef
RI aet 2
a1a s t mf W
~ for fne creation ~
snkiaE fHd fof fhe s'HtI and ta4l
liquidation 4f tae nrn H#i .f M
-1aofedneea ot such county pt
taa, ss g. me bonds ami lH-
fffaFt thereon isspsd hJ santa 2 ana
Grant roaufia Nhteh were
approved ANA r19ftFm@9 Ant or
congress ~ Janlaw le 1897 fZsth
Stat page $50 tha state shan be Fe-
lmblrfe4 from tfte proe e1T ~ rent
els and sales - the one million acres
= land granted tp me state fHr the
5menf tner",f Che a9rplts hh~f
from g. be paid into the #bool fana
~ 1sid state
Fec The legislature FHHti ur
enact any law releaslue any county ~
ang % tne taxa0ie property Therein
from its OBLIGATIONS 20 repaf ~ the
state ai Woneya expended bT @tid
state by reason ~ the assumption aHd
payment b. the state y the debt ~
es county
sec ? no law shall ever BE- passed
BY g. Fegisiaturc validating ~ legal
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-11-02

- 1 rna~asr lae-af
ifast one -n each COUNTY y
gne be paaIshel fhereln. thr8ugnna
the nate IS four Insertions ~ sad
law 81 fsa ln s4en ~ each
aa4nt8 u0sgu the same 8av ~ tine wes
for fgar ancceFe weeks next pre-
eeaine the Election wh.ea &c u ssh
uaiftea u stld voters provided hea
ever thar che debf -~pp0sed e. ~
efeafed sh# aet exceed faeaas e4
other valid an3 -oufsfauaia@ g1tiG-
tons - the state eEcigdsng h0w-
ever. th~ fehts 81 the territory and
tire several cogutes thereof aagme
se,a alafl1 ~ al property iu
fhe state - A Mexico s415f IN
tafatgaa
See $50 m1 shall ever he
poid e4r q the EeaFg ~ tats state
~ ANS o tae fonda audeF lfs man
agemar eEeept in Ugrnce ~ an
agprgnr kaN and uniss
payment within tao rs
from tIH first aag ~ JulF nNr af-e
tbe r4 1f such aprrppr af.
. every afh Hw masking An sr-
Fopriau sn 10 @ u@w appropriate or
contia or % wing Gin ppr
sau sAaI distinctly eue the alu
appropriated and enc object ~
Is o. De- apple % BE- sat a9f Eva
efficient far such la 70 raf - ans
other aw - fNx such sum
%e eggr sHail caac
ans debt fr % 1nn r anf form %
Dt for Tbs purpose ~ ae ne
public b4fdlHs ron
sfr en9 ~ repairing rge roads
~ hfslg ana fhen 7Di ben t
Hr es iun ~ create arh aef s
~ first suhmlffe3 o. sueh qualtfe
electors ~ thf county as shall 1a
faia e properly taT therein in the
year ne1t preceding such elact.1n end
4 m~la30Flt gf those voting thereon
shaIi vote lu fsE9r ~ mourning 1eh
ff. aut me bonds Z ans Pr
for SHALL not rnn more than
amount ~ deht - contracted shall
not when added to the tAeo 9ptstan1-
indehfeiness 70 said county in-
eludine the unpaid portion q the IN
ae~bte8ness ~ aach county assumed
thf state exceed four per centtiW
pom tae valuation Il the iaxablf
property within such cauntF.
Sec 50 DEBT % loan N any
form shall ~ contracted bF school
1isfrlek except Tor the purpose 81
erecting and furnishing school build
~ purchasing grounds. unless
proposition to create such debt
shall FIRST r. submitted ~ such quail
1trfW electors OF fmN district els nMf
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-11-02
and Municipal Indebtedness
Committee.

Convention Han
santa Fe. IS. 81. oct. 20, 1910.
r5 the President and Members 81 the
Convention
We th undersigned minority Of
tha above committee. beg leave 90 ~aa-
mit the following minority report
We agree With the majority as to
alt Of his report with the following
exceptions 90 Witt
I We recommend the substitution
OF the following in lien nt sections
d and g of said majority report.
JNp. T. HfNkLE.
, J ARAGON.
! y. UPTON.
g. p MOFFET.
R~AYMUNDO HARRISON.
section T. 40 law shall ever be
passed hy the legislature validating
or lesalizlng directly or indirectly.
inr militia warrants OF any portion
thereof outstandinE asliust tire ter
litory OF Sew NlcNIco
Scc The legislature naF provide
for the issuance OF the bonds of the
state Tor the purpose 90 r~-fuudiug the
ie-al valid anl suhsistin- outstanding
obligations OF the territory aud the
various counties thereof
Sec EaCh of the several coun-
boz tne terri nrf nf New M,Nlro
shall reimburse the state 90 Nev
Mrvleo Jog ADJ oneys expended hy
snid state b, rsstson "f the a-sHmp-
zion ht ffe state of the debt of se,h
,ountg. snl no legislature shah ever
enact anf law ~rciea~ins nu, such
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-01-29
SCIENTIFIC INTEREST
IN PAULHAN'S FLIGHT

At the moment Louis Paulhan rises
from the ground in Salt Lake valley he
is at practically the same height above
the level of the sea that he attained
in his record-breaking ascent at Los
Angeles.
Tho altitude of Salt Lake is 1866
feet The density of the air and, con-
sequently. its sustaining power, is 14%
per cent less than al sea level. The
resistance of mercury is 80 inches; the
pressure at Salt Lake, 1868 inches.
The density of the water of Great
Salt Lake, wits its 90 per cent Of solids,
compared with distilled water, is as
III to 100, The air of Salt Lake is
as much thinner than the air of Los
Angeles rs distilled water is thinner
than the water of the lake. The differ
encc in sustaining power is about the
same ns the difference between naphtha
or methyl alcohol and distilled water,
the water representing the sea level
air pressure.
In ballooning this difference can be
partially overcome by larger allow.
ance for the expansion of gas and re.
duction in weight, but the heavier
than-air machines, in which weight is a
subordinate factor, must overcome the
lesscned sustaining force by increased
speed as a skater increases his speed
In crossing thin ice.
The slowest speed at which Hamilton
found 1t possible to remain in air at
Los Angeles was at the rate of 1.6I
miles in 1886 %. Theoretically the
minimum speed where the density of
the atmosphere is 14.5 per cent less
would be l45 per cent faster, or 81
miles in 9;04 This and other theories
remain TO be tested at high attitudes
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-01-29
REGULARS APPEAL
TO TAFT FOR HELP

WASHINGTON Jan. 2s:-Representa-
tive Dwight OF New York, Republican
whip of the house; Representatives Dali
zel and Boutel OF Illinois, called at the
White House today to see what assls-
tance the president would lend in stem
ming the tide of insurgency which is said
10 threaten the existence of the commit
tee on rules.
The last cause for alarm on the part
OF the regulars was the Fowler resolu-
ton deposing the speaker as n member
OF the committee on rules and trebling
its membership.
The regulars want the presidents help.
but Mr.. Taft is reluctant 10 become in
volved In the factional strife, He made
II clear that his main purpose Is to OBJ
tain the enactment OF certain legislation
10 which the Republican party is pledged
and. of course that he is willing to do
what he can to harmonize the elements
In the party when the point OF action
is reached upon any OF these measures.
Later today the president had long
talk with Representative Hays OF Calf
fornia commonly rated as an insursent,
and also with Senator Penrose of Penn
sylvania, The purpose Of the talk with
the senator was TO get an estimate OF
the chances OF success OF certain ad-
ministration measures.
Apparently prospects were reported
favorable for the postal savings bank
bill, the Alaskan bill the bill validating
the withdrawal of public lands for con-
servation purposes and the bill to en-
large functions Of the interstate COM
merce commission.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-01-29
RED CROSS APPEALS
TO AMERICAN PUBLIC

WASHINGTON, Jan. 2s.-The Amcri-
can Red Cross society. having been noti-
fled today by Robert Bacon. American
ambassador in Paris. that contributions
from this country to aid the flood suf
fercrs In France would be acceptable. To-
night Issued the following appeal to the
American public:
''rhe Red Cross hereby appeals to the
people OF the United States TO contribute
with their characteristic generosity TO the
relief of our neighbors. whose misfortune
calls for our substantial sympathy O
sympathy deeper because OF the tradi-
uonal friendship between the people OF
France and this country. Contribu tions
for this purpose sent to Charles d. Nor
ton. treasurer OF the Red Cross, Wash
ington. D. c., will be forwarded prompt
ly by cable through the American en-
bassadori'
The cable from Mr.. Bacon confirms
previous dispatches from Paris 10 the ef-
feet that no Americans. so far as known
have been injured by the flood. although
some, among them the ambassador him
self, have been obliged 10 leave their
homes and seek new quarters.
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MONDELL MEASURE
WILL BE FAVORED
Continued From Page One,

be mined for many years, if at all, as
the coal areas are very extensive.
"The enactment of legislation of this
character was recommended by Presi'
dent Roosevelt by the conservation
Taft in his recent conservation mes
sage and has been recommended by
Secretaries Garfield and Ballinger
"'It is a conservative measure in the
sense that it both protects and re-
serves government coal deposits, and
has much bearing upon the high
price of agricultural products, as it Will
open further areas to the production Of
the same
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-01-29
REPORT AS TO SW0PE'S
CASE CLOSE SECRET

KANSAS CITY. Jan 2S.-Although
findings OF physicians who have been ex-
amining the stomach of the late Colonel
Thomas II. Swope In Chicago for traces
OF poison were made known to attorneys
In the case here today. the nature of the
than those TO whom It was returned
Attorneys held a conference with
Henry l. Jost. first assistant prosecuting
attorney, but refused to give out any
statement.
The report was made to John G. Pax
ton one OF the Swope attorneys II was
only a short message. saying that the
giving him a clew TO their findings and
asking him 10 come to Chicago II Is
expected that Mr.. Paxton will leave for
Chicago tomorrow to receive the official
report.
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that on next Monday he would ask to
have IT, made the unfinished business
and would press its consideration.
Senator Gallinger, apparently interpret
there would be an effort to railroad the
measure through. gave notice that he
would insist on Its being considered In
an orderly and deliberate manner
An acrimonious discussion between the
two senators followed.
Senator Bailey said that during the
last session he haG objected TO the con-
sIderation OF the bill and added that
he would object again when 1t came up.
He said. however, that he would not en-
ter into q filibuster against II.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-01-29
POSTAL SAVINGS BILL
IS FAVORABLY REPORTED

WASHINGTON. Jan. 2S-The postal
savings banks bill was favorably report
cd to the senate today from the senate
committee on postofflces and post roads
practically In the form submitted by the
subcommittee Senator Carter, who
will have charge OF the measure, will
sideration of Il by the senate In re
porting the measure. Senator Carter said
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-01-29
WICKERSHAM EXPLAINS
REASONS FOR DELAY

WASHINGTON. Jan. 2S.-Attorney
General Wickersham today sent to tho
senate a letter explaining that before
reply could be made to the recent senate
resolution regarding the delay In lnsti-
tuting suit in the matter Of the Southern
Pacific railroad land grabs In Oregon
certain information must be procured
from Washington.
He added that steps had been taken to
get the information, The land involved
embraces about 100000 acres OF timber
land.