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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-09-17

other soon developed ,n,o
gagernent A similar actin. ~
ress In another part OF ths w
tween battalions Of the p's
under Major w. K. Wright s.s
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-09-17

Appearance is everything. One cannot
help but be impressed with the appear
ance Of Richards and Prlngless minstrels
when they appear at the Colonial next
Sunday afternoon and evening. The per
formance given by this company. unlike
many. II Is said. Is strictly clean and
refined Not a suggestive song. word or
action finds a place in their programme.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-09-17

persons. five women and three men. were
more OF less seriously injured when a
Wright aeroplane driven by Arthur HoN-
ey. swerved sidelong from its course and
stand al the state fair today. The avia
tor was uninjured None OF the injured
Will die.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-09-17

SAN DIEGO. Cal, Sept. 16.-Suit was
filed In the superior court here today
to contest the will OF Mrs. Harriet P.
Thurston who died at Newburyport,
Katherine Tingey. head OF the theosophi-
cal organization at Point Iona. The con-
testant is George L. Patterson, a son OF
Mrs. Thurston, The complaint alleged
conspiracy and undue influence, Some
of the allegations are extremely sensa
fiOna1
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-09-17

The splendid houses which sat before
the curtain on Thursday and Friday
strated the fact that a good company,
presenting high class drama, can draw.
The audience OF both nights were OF the
very highest types OF Salt Lakes play
goers. and the way in which they greet
ed the players showed what they thought
OF the production. The play for next
week bids fair 10 be even more popular
than those OF the two weeks past, The
Mlddleman" having been chosen. The
usual Saturday matinee today will be at
2:15 o'clock.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-09-17

There is an entire change OF programme
at the Mission theater today and the bill
appears on the face or II 70 be up tc
past few weeks the pictures have great
ly improved, and. consequence, the
theater has been well patronized
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-09-17

Tribune Want ADJ
Bell MAIN o2oO' lndepeI
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-09-17
BRIEFLY fOfD

LA PAZ. Bolivia. Sept. l6--The senate
today approved the concession granted a
syndicate OF British capitalists for the
construction OF railroad from the Va
curna river to Santa Cruz.
ST, LOUIS, Sept. 16.-After an active
career as member OF the Merchants
Exchange. retirement palled on Martin
Inman, So years old a wealthy merchant,
shot and killed himself after breakfast
today,
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26

My pa an ma keep fussin' 80
To make me go to school j
When I say I don't want to go
An: set aroun' IN fool
With books an problums-I don'tasee
Whur they are worth a cent,
Pa SEE: Keep on. Some day you'll be
TIL nations PRESIDENT
An teacher, too, she tells US boys
T study hard. an not
Be all tn Tina q maxim noise,
An write without a blot,
An learn to spell ezackly right,
An she seq: "Who can say
But what some one o. you boys might
Be president some day."
An Uncl Henry he sets down
An takes me or his knee
An seq he bets they amt In town
A brighter boy an me.
you stick to school, he SEE. IAN learn!
An follow out your bent.
One o these days you'll take your turn
At bein' president"
An granpa he keeps talkin', too,
SEE I should lead my class
An that whatever else I do
I simply got to pass!
MY boy he SEE, "a boy like you
Fer destiny is meant.
Don't be surprised fore you are through
If you are president"
Huh! Granpa. pa an Uncle Hen
They set aroun' all day,
An sometimes talk with other men
In Jest q awful way
About tn president! I don't q
See why they think at I
Would like that job! I guess I won't
Be president. That's why!
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
REST AND PEACE
ali Upon Distracted Households
When. CutIcura Enters.

Sleep for skin tortured babies and
rest for tired, fretted mothers is found
in aEhot bath with Cuticura Soap and
a gentle amounting with Cuticura ONT
ment. This treatment, in the major
aity ofcases, affords immediate relief
In the most distressing forms Of itch
Ing, burning, scaly, and crusted hui
mors, eczema, rashes, infammations,
irritations, and chafngs, Of infancy
and childhood. permits rest and sleep
to both parent and child, and points
to a speedy cure, when other remedies
fail. WORKOUT and worried parents
will find this pure, sweet and econom-
ical treatment realizes their highest
expectations, and may be applied to
the youngest infants as well as chill
sdren of ali ages. The Cuticura Rem
edies are sold by druggists every
where. Send to Potter Drug & Chem.
Corp, sole proprietors, Boston. Mass,
for their free 32-page C%uticura Book on
the care and treatment of skin and
scalp Of infants. children and adults.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
Was eettInu Monotonoua,

"A handsome woman who had been
So unfortunate as to find occasion to
divorce not one but several husbands
was returning, from Nevada. In Chi
cago she happens to meet her first
husband, for whom, by the way, she
always has entertained a real affec-
ton.
Upon my soul, if it isn't Charlie!!"
exclaimed the ex-wife, cordially shak-
Ing hands with the gentleman whose
name she formerly had borne. I'm
awfully glad to see you, Charlie!"
Then, after a wistful expression had
come to and been banished from her
countenance, she added:
"old- chap, I've often wondered
where you were and what you were
doing. 1t was too bad we didn't get
On better together. l hope your ex-
perience hasn't been as unpleasant as
mine. I'm just sick and tired of mar
:ying strangers!"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
In Plain Enallsh.

William Tell was an insurgent and
Gessler was a standpatter. Gessler
put his hat on a pole and ordered
everybody to salute 1t, but Tell insur-
rected right away. Gessler had heard
that Tell was a sure shot with the
bow and arrow, so he made him shoot
at an apple on the head Of his son.
Tell did so and split the apple, but
he had another arrow in his sleeve
and told Gessler he had that In pickle
for him, If he had missed the apple.
You may sort out the hes" and
"him's" In this at your leisure.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
Will Break Up Chinatown.

New York.-New York's Chinatown
is to be cleaned up as it has never
been cleaned before. This is the
decision of the new police admins
.tration, it was learned at headquar-
tiers, and the police were instructed
to order all white persons from the
district. The order, of course, eX-
cludes white residents of the quar-
ter, but it was intimated that steps
would be taken to clear such per-
sons out later by colonization Of
the buildings if necessary.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
CHAMPION
Philadelphia
Chicago !

Chicago.-The-p
ship of the world Delone
Philadelphia Club of the Amerl.,
League.
Five games were played, and The
Eastern youngsters took four of
them by outbatting, outfelding and
outrusing the veteran Chicago Cubs.
The players share of the money
amounts to STOOLS 3. Of this 60
per cent, or $47,443.i5 goes to the
winners and $3i,62s.T to the losers.
AS there are % players on each team
eligible to participate, each of the
Philadelphians is entitled in round
numbers to S2.062 and each Chica-
goan to Si,375.
The total receipts for the series
were si73,9sO. The clubs receive
S38,755 each, while St7,39S goes to
the National Commission. The total
paid attendance was 125,2t9 persons.
The performances of Coombs in
pitching and winning three of a
ffve-game series is probably unique.
He had but one days rest between
the second and third games, but
three days interviewed between the
third and last exhibition.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26

NEEH MONEY F0I GOOD WORK
.Plansof The National Association for
the Study and Prevention
oHTuberculosis.

-EII3Ts 80
What A Million for tuberculosis
from Red Cross Soula will do in pro.
vidingssomeof the 275,ooO beds need.
ed ct once In the United States for
eonsumptiyes, is explained in a recent
bulletin of the National Association
for theHStudy and Prevention of Tu.
.sbercnlosis. There is just about one
bedafor every ten INDECENT consump-
tiyes, and If all tuberculosis persons
iinthe country are counted, both rich
ard poor, hardly one for every rs or
80 M sufficient hospital accommoda-
tons are provided only for those
who are too poor to pay the full
pricefort their treatment fully 275,O0O
more beds In special institutions for
tuberculosis will be needed at once:
Theimmense outlay necessary to pro-
vide and maintain SO many beds in
hospitals, makes 1t imperative, the
National Association for the Study
and Prevention of tuberculosis de-
claress that such institutions be erect
ed from public money, either NUM-
scipaL county or state. In order to
get appropriations for public hospitals
for tuberculosis, agitation is neces-
sary and in. order to create a cam
.patgn Of agitation, organization is de-
manded. But in order that an organi-
.zation may carry on an effective cam
;paign, funds are needed.
These funds 1t is proposed to secure
in as many communities as possible
from the sale Of Red Cross seals.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
Portugal Soldiers Dangerous.

Lisbon.-The republican govern
ment is somewhat uneasy over the
Attitude of the regiments which.
made the revolution possible. AL
though not openly insubordinate,
the soldiers, flushed with victory,
are showing extreme independence
and are championing the mainten-
ance Of strong power in the hands
of the military.
The Minister of Justice is framing
a bill looking to the separation of
Church and State.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
A LoaicaI Landlord.

Many a tenant will sympathize with
the man in this story, from the Phila-
delphia Record. He was renting a
small house which the landlord had
refused to repair. One day the owner
came to see him.
Jones'" he said. 81 shall have to
raise your rent"
What for?" asked Jones. %anxiously.
"Haye taxes gone up?"
mo-" the landlord answered, "but l
see you've painted the house and put
in a new range and bathtub. That, Of
course, makes 1t worth more rent"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
Getting 1t Straight.

"It vexes me, Henry" said Mrs.
Penhecker, ito hear you always com
planning that / do not seem to appre.
ciate the devotion you have manifest,
ed toward me-"
Mr.. Penhecker wisely refrained
from saying anything.
"You know perfectly WELL" contin.
ued Mrs. Penhecker, that when you
told me of your affection 1 recipro.
Gated by accepting your hand in mar.
rage"
"Reciprocated?" calculated Mr.. Pen
becker, with the Evolutionary effect of
q man who has been stung by a hor.
net. "Reciprocated? Don't you mean
retaliated?"
:. Just for that he was not permitted
to buy a new winter hat.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
Consider This Advice.

No worcan should submit to a surgi-
cal operation, which may mean death,
until she has given Lydia E. Pinkham,s
Vegetable Compound, made exclusive
ly from roots and herbs, a fair trial
This famous medicine for women.
has for thirty years proved to be the
most valuable tonic and invigoratorof
the female organism. Women resid-,
ing in almost every city and towntn
the United States bear willing testt-j
mony to the wonderful virtue Of Lydia
It cures female ills, and creates radi-i
ant, buoyant female health. If you.
are i'll, for your own sake as well as
those you love, give it a trial
Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass,
invites all sick women to- write
her for advice. Her advice Is free
and always helpful.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
Tab NBORROVERS
Bank Examiners viii Keep a
List of Lending Banks.
BANK AND CUSTOMER LET ALONE
The Information Will be Kept Con-
fldential-The Result Will Make
1t Hard For Dishonest to Hurt
Banks.
Banks.

Washington.-A tentative system
of collecting credit information for
the benefit of the national bank ex-
aminers, with the compilation and
checking up of the commitments OF
large local and extended borrowers,
has been formulated by. a commit
tee of the bank examiners who have
been meeting at the Treasury De-
partment. Every examiner here
after will keep for his own a COM
plete file of all large and extended
borrowers in his district, from
which the lists will be sent to the
Treasury Department for summar-
izing.
The machinery available by the
comptroller of currency will be put
to work to gather such credit infor-
nation as can be obtained from
national banks and from State banks
and trust companies where there is
already cooperation between the
Federal and State officials, as in
New York.
The examiners will not divulge
the name of the bank where a line
of credit is found Of an extended
borrower, their special reports Civ
ing the total only of the loans list
ed. These lists are entirely conf
Dental.
1t is not contemplated that a COM
prehensive plan which will guaran-
tee the assembling of complete
credit information covering COM
mitments in all the banks Of the
United States is practical at this
time, nor is. the personal and init
mate relationship between the banks
and the borrower TO be interfered
with.
1t is expected that the knowledge
that a hundred Or more men are
keeping a constan' S""k on the
borrower will ma -"'ely
hazardous for tn
dual, firm or C
money from the
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
Fable of Pan of Biscuits.

A Vassar girl married a Kansas
'armer.
Two weeks later a cyclone made the
Happy pair a friendly call.
1t cavorted around the premises.
tipping up the fences, scattering the
laystacks and playing horse with the
barn. but when it looked through the
,pen window it drew back in alarm.
There lay the brides first pan of bis
quits.
81 amt feelin' very strong this
morning." murmured the cyclone.
And with another glance at the ter
ible pan 1t blew itself away.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
She Probably Could.

Senator La Toilette, apropos of Ger.
tain scandals, said at q dinner in Mad
fson: These things recall the legisla.
tor who remarked to his wife, with a
look of disgust: One Of those land
lobbyists approached me today with
another insulting proposition"
1.-THE wife, a young and pretty wom-
an, clapped her hands. oh, good!'
she cried. Then can have that sable
stole after all, can'tI dear?'"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
HSPOHN'S.n

This is the name of the greatest of ali
remedies for Distemper, Pink Eye, Heaves,
and the like among all ages of horses. Sold
by Druggists, Harness Makers, or send to
the manufacturers. $50 and $l.OO a bottle.
Agents wanted. Send for free book. Spohn
Medical Co., Spec. Contagious Diseases,
Goshen, Ind.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
So They Saw.

Stranger say, my lad, what is COZ.
sidered a good score on these links!
Caddie-Well, sir, most Of the gents
here tries to do it in as few strokes as
they can, but it generally takes a few
more.-Scottish American.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26

1t is really more satisfying to have
some one tell us he meant to hurt US
than to have him say he didn't mean
to. In the first instance we may re-
lieve our feelings with a few well
chosen words.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
At. the First TRY

what do you think Of my dough-
nuts, George?"
Dear, you are a wonder!"
do you think so, really, darling?"
ri certainly do. Scientists have
been trying for years to produce arti-
fetal rubber, and here you do 1t the
first rattle out of the box"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26

We have noticed that the man who
seeks a home in some quiet spot, far
from the noise and oar Of the city,
always wants electric lights, plumbing
and six mail deliveries per day.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY

mOhiNE EVE WI
for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't
Smart-Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Remedy. Liquid, 25c,
SOC, S1.00. Murine Eye SalVe in
Aseptic Tubes, 25c, $1.00. Eye Books
and Eye Advice Free by Mail.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
No Hurry.

what are you in such q rush
about?"
promised to meet my wife at three
o'clock down at the corner"
well, there's no hurry. 1t isn't four
o'clock yet"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26

able animal
his most persuasive ,

dulC duiLnoi,
his most persuasive o..
ly manner, "and We sympaln-
you and your family in your loss. But,
Mr.. Olsen, you must remember this:
Your cow had no business being upon
our tracks. Those tracks are u pri-
vate property and when she invaded
them she became a trespasser. Tech
ically speaking, you, as her oYner,
became a trespasser also. But we
have no desire to carry the issustinto
court, and possibly give you trouble.
Now, then, what would you regard as
a fair settlement between you and the
railroad company"
WALL" said Mr.. Olsen slowly, Gay
baen poor Swede farmer, but Ay shall
give you two acknowledgements.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
Old oaken Bucket.

Doctor Ito typhoid patient)-Do you
remember where you drank water?
Patient ian actor)-Oh, yes! 1t was
back on the dear old farm-twenty
years ago!-Puck.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
ANOTHER
WOMAN
CURED
ByLydiaE E. Pinkhann's
Vegetable Compound
Black Duck, Minn-"About a year.
ago I wrote you that I was sick and

could not do any OF
! my homework. My
| sickness was called
! R~etrofexion. When
II would sit down /
felt as IL could not
lget p. I took
Lydia E. Pinkham's
V eget a b lie Com
pound and did just
as you told me and
now I am perfectly
| cured, and have a
big baby boy"
~
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
The Difference.

"I don't see any difference between
you and a trained nurse except the
uniform" said her sick husband.
"And the salary" she added,
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Bazaar.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
For Fathers Sake.

II should not ask it, daughter, did
ruin not stare me in the facet"
The parent turned and dashed away
a tear, while daughter, one of eight,
who, with their mother, had spent the
miner at the Chargem Inn, buried
IN her hands and sighed.
care anything for the
w should I en-
hat If 1
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26

Cook-Please, ma'am, I want to
)gfve a weeks notice.
Mistress-Why, Jane. this is indeed
a surprise. Are you not satisfied with
the treatment you receive here?
Gook-0h! yes, ma'am.
Mistress-Then I suppose you have
something better in view2
Cook-0h! no, ma'am; I'm only go
ling to get married.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26

Don't you notice how the nan who
always wants to bet, and who says he
las a roll in his hand, invariably rolls
lway?
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26

There are some rich men who have
made their fortunes honestly. Also
you may have heard of the needle in
the haystack.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
Queens Hioh.

docs Bliggins aver bluff when he
plays cards?"
Never until he gets home and ex-
plains where he has BEEN"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
Mothers Third Set Of Triplets,

Geveland.-Too late for the CEN
sus but earnestly doing her share
in Cleveland's remarkable growth,
Mrs. William G.. Clark, a Lake Side
avenue matron, Friday became the
mother of her third set of triplets.
While busy at her house work, she
showed the family Bible, which dis
played the fact that she also is the
mother of four pairs OF twins and
that she herself is the only sister of
twenty brothers. Two pairs of twins
and one set. of triplets were born
during Mrs. Clark's first marriage.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26

We often hear the expression, "as
poor as a church mouse" But even a
church mouse doesn't have to live on
the collections.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26

Constipation causes and aggravates many
serious diseases. It is thoroughly cured by
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favor
tie family laxative.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
For anal GRIP

Hicks' CAPuprEE Is the best remedy-re.
lieves the aching and feverishness-cures the
Cold and restores normal conditions. It's
lquid--effects Immediately. l0c., &c, and Soc.
At drug stores.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26

We surely owe to men the same
luty as we owe to pictures-to try ana
see them in the best light.-Emerson.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26

A business firm advertises a shirt
without buttons. That's no novelty.
Many a bachelor has wern them for
years,
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26

When a man dresses like a SLOUGH
it's a pretty good sign that he either
ought to get married or get divorced.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26

Yrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
seething, softcns the gums, reduces inlamma.
ion, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c q bottle.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
The Family GROWER

why are you weeping, little boy?"
II broke de pitcher"
well, there's no use crying over
split milk" I
"G'wan! Dis WIZ beer."-Louis-
lille Courier-Journal.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
now y.
uer's board an-
His Reason.

"I had a notion to buy me one O.
them Stocks" said the la with the
collar.
"why didn't your" asked the man
with the stock.
20, I found two or three shirts 1
didn't know I had"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26

The Most Noticeable Change.
$50 you have lived in Europe for rs
-nrs? That's a long time for a man
" from his own country"
I'm mighty glad to
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

AND BUILD UP TIE SYSTEM
Take tho Old Standard GROVES TASTELlsSS
CHLL TONIC. You know what you IRE taking.
Tho formula is plainly printed on every bottle,
showing it Is simply Quinine and Iron in a taste
less form. Tho Quinine drives out tho malaria
and tine Iron builds up the system. Sold by all
dealer5 Tor 30 years. Price 80 cents.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26
Millionaire's Daughter Disappears

Hillionaire's Daughter Disappears.
Winston-Salem, N. G.-Seeking
The runaway daughter of a million
hire, according to his statement, a
detective csme here. Although the
man declined to give details, he
lid say that the young girl was a
member of one Of the most promi-
nent families in Baltimore and he
had been enjoined to say nothing
which might lead to her identity.
Moreover, it is said that the girl is
travelling with a side show which
vas here at Piedmont fair two
weeks ago,
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1910-10-26

Anything left to be done at your
leisure seldom gets done.-S. Martin.