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The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08
MIX THIS FOR RHEUMATISM
Easily Prepared and inexpensive and
Really Does the Work, Says
Hoted Authority.

Thousands of men and ONE who
have felt the sting and torture Of that
dread disease, rheumatism, which is
no ~respecter of age, persons, sex
color or rank, will be interested to
know that it is one of the easiest az
flictions of the human body to con-
quer. Medical science has proven il
not a distinct disease in itself, but a
symptom caused by inactive kidneys.
Rheumatism, is uric acid in the blood
and other waste products of the sys-
TEN which should be filtered and
strained out In the form of urine. The
function of the kidneys is to sift these
poisons and acids out and keep the
blood clean and pure. The kidneys
however. are of spongelike substance,
the holes or pores of which will some
times, either from overwork, cold or
exposure become clogged, and failing
in their function of eliminating these
poisons from the blood. they remain
in the veins, decompose and settling
about the joints and muscles. cause
the untold suffering and pain of rheu-
matism and backache, often producing
complications OF bladder and urinary
disease, and general weakness.
The following simple prescription Is
said to relieve the worst cases Of
rheumatism because of its direct ac-
ton upon the blood and kidneys, re-
lieving, too, the most severe forms Of
bladder and urinary troubles: Fluid
Extract Dandelion. one-half ounce:
Compound Kargon, n ounce; Com
pound Syrup Sarsaparilla, three
ounces. Mix by shaking well In q bot
tie and take in teaspoonfui doses after
each meal and at bedtime. The In
gradients can be had from any pre-
scription pharmacy. and are absolutely
harmless and safe to use at any t1no
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08
ELECTRIC SIGN MADE UNIQUE
Changes Expression of Human Face
from Sorrow, Joy or Anger BY
Moving Certain Lamps.

A most ingenious s of lines of
lights for changing the expire 5sion Of
the human face in an illuminated sign
Is the invention of a New Jersey man.
The sign as a whole consists of in
candescent lights forming a human
face and ne lamps are SO arranged
that they a be moved independent
ly OF each other. say Popular Eec-
tricity. In this way joy. sorrow or
ange- may be expressed by moving
the eyebrow and mouth lamps and at
the same time the position Of the
lines of the face as from the nose
down may be altered. This idea de.
veloyed into commercial use would
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08

obliged to take off her mask. But Ia
expose her face TO the eyes of the
profape and vulgar was a rerious of
tense against the law; SO. holding til.
mask as closely as possible to heI
features. she fluttered In rapidly t.
give herself ali, and the rapidity o.;
tire movement still concealed her. The
other ladies present, witnessing thi.
hardy but charming innovation, imi
tated it, and at once some thousand
hands were fluttering some thousand
masks. Thus the fan was originated
and took the place of the mask
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08

The ponies had put a sad crimp in
my roll, and | had I square myself
With Clara j. / told her : had bought
cottage in the burbs. and Bunch had
helped me out by lending me his cOun-
Try house for a day. l was supposed
% show it to Clara j., and then renig
On it because Ii was haunted.
When the alarm clock ven to work
he next morning Clara j.. turned
around and gave it a look that made
rs teeth chatter.
She had been up and doing an hour
before hat clock grew nervous
enough to crow.
Her enthusiasm was 50 great that
she was a Busy-Lizzie lOEg before 7
o'clock and we were not booked to
cave the Choo-Choo House till 1920.
About s o'clock she dragged me
away from a drama and / reluctantly
awoke to a realization of the fact that
was due to deliver some goods which
had never seen and didn't van TO
sec.
Get UP. john" Clara J.. suggested,
with a degree of excitement in her
5oiee. fits getting d~readfully late and
You know TN ell impatience to see
hat lovely home you've bought for
ne in the countrylv
Ne under the covers, gnawing holes
IN the pillow to keep from swearing.
oh, dear mel" she sighed, I'm
afraid I'm Just a bit sorry to leave
his sweet little apartment. We've
been so happy here. haven't we?"
I grabbed the ball and broke
through the center for 10 yards.
Sorry" l echoed. tearfully; why,
It's breaking my heart to leave this
cozy little collar box Of a home and
go into a great country house full Of
3f--of rooms, and-er-and windows,
observation-disclosures, and-and
and cows and things like that
"Of course we wouldn't have to
keep the cow in the house." she said
thoughtfully.
"Oh. no." I said. that's the point.
There would be a barn, and you
haven't any idea how dangerous barns
BIC AhC afC Nc CuicC VI tound y
life. barns are"
Well, then. John, why did you buy
The cow" she inquired, and / went up
and punched a hole In the plaster.
Why did l buy the COW? Was there
a COW? Had Bunch ever mentioned
> COW to me? Come to think of it.
he hadn't, N there I was cooking
trouble over a slow fire.
When l came to she was saying
quietly. Besides, l think I'd rather
have a milkman than a COW. Mix
men swear a lot and cheat sometimes,
but as a rule they are more trust
worthy than COWS, and they very sell
dom chase anybody. Couldn't you
turn the barn into a gymnasium or
something?"
-Dearie,' l said. trying my level
best to get a mist over my lamps SO
as to give her the teardrop gaze,
something keeps whispering to me,
Sidestep that cave in the Wilderness.
Something keeps telling me that a
month on the farm will put a crimp
In our happiness, and that the moment
NE move into a home in the tall grass
iii luck will get up and put the boots
to our welded bliss"
Then | gave an imitation of a chok-
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08
Feed for Mich Cows

Feed with hay and silage or witt
grain alone.
One-125 pounds of bran. 100 pound,
-four middlings, 100 pounds gluten
feed. Mix and feed six to eight pound
(seven quarts daily.
Two-125 pounds of bran, 10'
pounds of corn or hominy meal, To-
pounds cottonseed meal. Mix and fees
six to eight pounds (seven quarts
daily.
Three-75 pounds of bran. 16'
pounds corn and cob meal. 100 poundi
cottoneeed meal six to eight pounds O
quarts daily.
Four-200 pounds Of distillers
grains. $50 pounds -four middlings
Mix and feed six pounds (seven quart
daily.
Five-75 pounds of malt sprouts, q
pounds of wheat bran, 200 pounds glu
ten feed Mix and feed SIX to olghl
pounds (seven quarts daily.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08

He took paris green to commit SUI
eide. Too big a dose to kill him. Emf
lent specialist happened to be called
in, and started to fix him up. NO
use." raid paris green performer. III
do 1t anyhow after you have done with
me-" Doctor got mad IF that's the
way you feel about It. you fool" he
said. "IIl not waste my time on you"
Paris green performer much aston
ished and grieved. We'll" he said,
give me "a hours to think 1t over"
Doctor gave him "a hours and went
away. At the end of the time paris
green performer telephoned. I've
thought 1t over and wan TO get WELL
come and see me some more"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08
Tank Outfit.

ter at the bottom of the tank to be
come or less stagnant.
The only sure way of keeping the
water changed in a cooling tank is tc
attach the outlet at the bottom of the
tank. The problem then is to keep the
tank full.
This may be done by making an out
let, as shown in the cut; C is an ordi
nary metal pipe. which empties into
the trough, b. At a is shown a hole ir
the elbow of the pipe, which admits
air enough 10 prevent a siphon form
ing. AS o as the water In the tanb
rises to a certain height it runs out
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08

Keep the separator absolutely clean
Milk absorbs doors readily and soor
taints.
Get the milk out of the .ow stable
Immediately after milking.
Butter OF good kccn-ng quality
must be free from br:terr.ilk.
The flavor of MILK viii vary accord
ing to the feed and other things.
The cost of filing tie silo need not
exceed 81 a ton for the silage stored.
Courtesy pays WITH COWS and ths
sensitiveness of their natures demands
it.
II is far better TO pay n l'ttle mor'
and have a cow whose performance Is
good.
Pure air is necessary to health ant
health to enable a COW TO be a pro
Queer.
Until a COW has paid for her keep
ing she cannot return any profit te
her owner.
The demand for good high produ
cling mich cows is great. and steadily
increasing.
1t has been said that the silo has
doubled the stock carrying capacity
and solved the problem of intensive
culture on Thousands of farms all over
the country.
The cooler weather brings the min
flow up because it makes the flies less
annoying.
If ycu use soap or soap powder fol
cleaning the dairy vessels be sure and
thoroughly rinse them.
The cows pedigree. to be mes
valuable. should correspond with IL,
story that the pail tells.
Dairying is becoming one of TIE
most substantial industries ~connectes
with farming and country life.
One of the greatest p'enac-s T.
dairying in raising the dairy cave 4
IN occasional outbreak CT wilt,
sconrs.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08

condensed milk. sister told me; and
eaey's hens and chickens and turkey
COLLINS and a garden to plant potato
salad in, and they's a barn with
pigeons in the attic. and they's a lawn
with a BARRIERS wire fence all around
it, sister told me; and our trunks are
all packed. and We ART never coming
back here no more. sister told me;
and / must hurry ana farewell them
two coorsi"
Tacks was slightly In the lead when
my shoe reached the door, so he won.
At breakfast We were joined by
Uncle Peter and Aunt Martha. both of
whom fairly oozed enthusiasm, and
Clara Us pulse began to climb with
excitement and anticipation.
/ was on the bargain counter. mark
ed down from 80 cents.
Every time Uncle Peter spranE a
new IDEA in reference to his garden,
and hey came so fast they Almost
choked him. / felt a burning bead of
perspiration start out to explore my
forehead.
Presently to put the froth of fear
upon my cup of sorrow there came a
telegram from Bunch" which read as
follows:
New York.
John Henry.
No. 301 w. 1csth st.
Sister and family will move in coun-
try house tomorrow. Be sure to play
your game today. Good luck.
Bunch.
Poor John! you look so worried
said Clara j. anxiously; Il really hope
it is nothing hat will call you back
to town for a week at least. II will
take us fully a week to get settled;
don't you think SO. Aunt Martha?"
/ dove into my ~coffe-cup and stayed
under a long time. When 1 came to
the surface again Uncle Peter was ex
planning to Tacks that baked beans
grew only in a very hot climate, and
In the general confusion the telegram
was forgotten by all except my har
pooned self.
Clara j. and Aunt Martha were both
fearful when we left the fiat to ride
to the station, but to my intense relief
no mention "a made of the trunks;
consequently | began to lift the mort,
gage from my life and breathe easier
On the way out Tacks left a small
parcel with one of the hall boys with
instructions to hand it to the janitor
as soon as possible.
Its a little present for the janitor
in loving remembrance of his mem
| ory," Tacks explained with something
hat sounded like a catch in his voice
Hasn't that boy a lovely DISPOSE
| tion," Aunt Martha beamed on Tacks
| ito be so forgiving to the ~janitor after
the horrid man had sworn at him and
blamed him for putting a cat in the
| dumb waiter and sending it ur TO the
| nervous lady on the seventh floor
who abominated cats and whe
| screamed and fell over in a tub o.
suds when she opened the dumb
waiter door to get her groceries and
the cat jumped at her? Mercy! how
can the boy be so generous?"
Tacks bore up bravely under this
panegyric of praise and his face wore
a rapt expression which amounted al
most to religious fervor.
What did you give the janitor
AngelFace?" asked.
"Only just another remembrance.
Tacks answered, solemnly. Il hap
pened to find a poor, little dead NOUS
under the gas range, and | though
J I'd farewell the ~janitor with it"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08
Women in Holland Prisons.

There are now less than 200 women
In the prisons of Holland, according
70 DIR. Simon Won der IA, who for SO
years has been the chief of admins
tration of prisons in that country.
During my administration three
prisons for women have been closed
for lack Of inmates" declared DIR. Won
der IA. There are two reasons for
this decrease of criminal women. One
Is the growth of social work. There
are societies without number not only
to Q the fallen but to help the
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08

larry use in connection with other
lightning ~arresters and with various
parts generally employed In telephone
exchanges. In this lightning arresterr
a line wire or its equivalent is NOV
able at will into and out Of engage.
ment with various conducting mem
bers for the purpose of grounding or
ungrounding all of these members by
a single movement of the hand lever.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08

BY an ingenious adoption Of the
"nickelin-the-sl0t" system, the mid
night jewellers of a certain Silesiar
village are made to pay for their OWL
special street lighting. The Zargat
municipality owns the electric ligh'
plant, and the street lighting. up tt
ten o'clock. is paid for by local taxa
ton. The lamps are switched off al
ten o'clock, when the automatic sys
tenn m into operation. Anybody
afraid to come home In the dark
may drop a penny into the box stand
ing on an iron pillar. The lamps fol
nearly a mile along the street blazs
forth and burn for twelve minuses-
just long enough to let the wayfarel
find his OWL door.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08
Cleanliness in Diaries.

After 3S years experience in butter
making | emphasize perfect cleanli-
ness, beginning with the care and
milking of the COW and continuing
through the management of machinery
md utensils until the butter is finally
marketed, says a writer in an ex-
.hange. Churning the cream as soon
S ripe enough and never leaving it as
/. secondary matter are equally impor-
ant. ] make about % pounds a week
md ship il a butter trunk in pound
print, neatly wrapped. The butter is
lightly oo,ored with commercial but
er color, so as to maintain a uniform
int
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08
ECONOMY IN COOLING MILF
Water Tank Method Is One of Best
but Not Very Useful Unless Done
Right-Sure Way.

Many use the water-tank method o
cooling milk. This is one of the best
but it is not very useful unless it 10
done right. Most water tanks are
built so the water runs in at the tor
and out at the top, says a writer in
Farm and Home. This leaves the wa
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08
| THE
| World
WASHING MACHINE IS SMALL
Compact and Strong Device, Adapted
for Use in Families, Operated
by e >tricity.

A compact and strong little electric
washing machine that is especially
adopted for use in small families has
been invented by an Ohio man. The
motor is governed by what is known
as absolute tension" which Is said
to perform it's function as well as the
governor on a steam engine, and
which is adjustable to high and low
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08

It is a well-known fact in human HIS
tory that mas. used the horse as ar
article Of food for an enormous period
Of time. perhaps 100000 years before
he discovered that he was far more
s~erviceable as a means of transport
In fact, II Is an open question whether
the so-called Paleolithic men of Europe
used the horse as q means OF trans
port at all 1t is certain that when
Europe was invaded by the Neolithic
men they brought the domesticated
horse with them n introduced cattle
rs the principal form of animal food.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08

One of his friends once asked Mr.
Darwin's gardener about his masters
health, and how he had been lately.
Obi" he said, my poor master has
been very sadly. l often wish ne
had something to do. He moons about
In the garden. and ! have cen him
stand doing nothing before a flower
for ten minutes at a time. IL he only
had something to do l really believe
be would be better"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08
piffused LIaht ON STAGE.

Diffused light for the stage. In place
of the usual glare Of electric arcs, is
obtained by a Spanish engineer by
rejecting the rays of an arc lamp
from silk bands unrolled In any. de-
sired position by pulleys. A quarter
sphere lined with dead white IL used
as a sky, and the Illusion of unlimited
space is given by the diffused light
brown upon this arch.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08

SO pulled / could hardly see and my
feet and hands were terribly swollen
Doan's Kidney Pills were advised and
[ began taking them. 1t required only
short use to restore my kidneys to q
normal condition"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents q
box. Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08
EACH cow HAS SALT cELLAF
Two Devices Shown In illustration
Herewith Have Much to Do With
Animals Comfort.

Two devices are shown in the illus
tration that are intended to increase
the dairy cows comfort and thereby
increase the flow of milk.
Fig. IA is the stall partition. E
and c are small salt boxes fastened
tc either side of the partition by the
single bolt Cd indicated by the dotted
line.
Fig 2.-Hinged feeding rack fos
pens. A shows the rack in feeding pc
sition, held in place by a staple and
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08
Hiah.powsr searobIinbts

The high-power searchlights with
which vessels are equipped on the
great lakes prove most useful in the
early spring nights when the water is
covered with a partially broken ice
field. BY means of the light openings
are located. thus often saving nan
hours.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08

poor and suffering. The other reason
is simply the fact that women are al
lowed to work and support them
selves h~onorably. l am convinced that
the Industrial freedom of women is
keeping them out of prison in Hol-
land"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08

The COW is distinctly the mos
courteous animal In the world. Shs
always responds to better treatment
What shall we say for some Of the
men fho own her and use her with 8
n~iggardliness that shows how little
they know of a COW, and how littls
they appreciate her?
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08
pIaywrioht's Revenoe

Blobbs-Scribbler has had no less
than nine plays rejected.
Slobbs-What is he doing now?
Blobbs-Writing essays on the de
cline of the drama.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08
Wooden Pals.

Don't use wooden pals. Tin make.
the pest milk containers for any pur
pose, provided the seams are smooth
and there are no sharp angles to catci
and hold minute portions OF milk In
which bacteria a breed.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08

Corn Intended for seed should never
1e placed against the south side of a
building where there is strong sun
light, as the rays OF the sun will soon
niure the vitality of the sead on the
side of the ear turned toward the
,un.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08
Radlo.Teleqraphy.

Bellini and Tosi, two fellow country
men of Marconi. have invented the
autobiography, a dial placed in The
ships pilot house. which indicates the
direction of the nearest ship or light
house.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08
A Chinese leQend.

One evening. when the beautiful
Kau ST, daughter Of a powerful Chi
nese mandarin, was assisting at the
great feast of lanterns. she was so
overcome by the heat that she was
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08
Faithfulness.

Paul, tell me-if l were to die nov,
would o marry that Miller woman
Never"
but they tell me she is SO like me.
That's just why."-Lustige Batter
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08

@A-2&
headaches, urinary
troubles and dizzy
spells. To insure good
health. keep the kid
neys well. Doan's Kid
ney Pills remove all
kidney ills.
Mrs. Z. z. Dewey.
Neigh, Neb., y
In 1905 / had a
dreadful attack Of
1---
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08
AroentIna-European Gable.

The first direct cable between Ar
gentina and Europe was opened OIL
June S. The other cable company al
once reduced the rates to the Unitet
States by 10 cents a word.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08
The Dairy Cow.

The dairy COW that is bred to turn
:eed into milk is the direct route to a
good market. The dairy COW that is
aot bred that way is a pretty short
route to waste and loss.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08

An electric potato peeler for hotels
and restaurants revolves a container
with a roughened lining. which grinds
OF the skins as the potatoes are driven
against 1t by centrifugal force.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08
USE OF LIGHTNING ARRESTER
One Shown in Illustration Suitable
for Auxiliary Use In Tele-
phcne Exchanges.

The purpose of the invention. shown
in the illustration, is to provide a
lightning arrester suitable for auxil-
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08

insures a more even cut from top to
bottom than a be obtained with a
knife. The blade is much stronger
than the blade of an ordinary knife,
too. and is not likely to wobble.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-12-08
THE IMPORTANCE OF HEALTHY
KIDNEYS.

Weak kidneys fail to remove poi
sons from the blood, and they are the
cauco of harkaeha
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-05-30
THE TIMES D1srATCH RICHMOND VA MONDAY MAY 80 1910

a heavyweight master Of the art that
he liz made or championship stuff. Tie
Issue will therefore depend largely
upon .teffries's feelings at The time and
his staying power" In - long tight.
We have expressed the hope. and Wo
repeat 1T now that the negro VIII seno
Jeffries to the sawdust before the fight
has gone the limit, and hope this, not
because we want to see negro chafn-
pion, but because a white man who VIII
fight with a negro, unless he has 10,
should bite dirt and bite 1t deep. we
hope, too, though we have little on
which to base the hope, that this VIII
be the last great ring encounter. lt
is sorry sport, a depraving sport
and the sooner it is under the ban IN
every State the better for the country.
At It's best, IT can serve no good pur-
pose, and at its worst, 1t Is wastefnl'
brutalizing. senseless. shameless and
depraving.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-05-30
CONSTRUCTED "PIvOTAL THOR
OJJCHEARE."

1t will be gratifying to many per-
sons In Virginia to know that all Is
not lost in Atlanta. Plans of improv-
ing Marietta Street are now under
consideration. Marietta Street is the
pivotal thoroughbred" of the town, as
we are assured by Tho Constitution,
and property holders are urged to Co
operate to the end of widening the
street simultaneously with its COM
plete repaving." There appears to be
a good deal In that suggestion; for
from Foundry Street to the city limit
It is one of tho most CONSTRUCTED
streets in the city, imposing condi-
tions that penalize traffic and com
MERGE" It is hoped that immediate
response will be made to this appeal
for cooperation. With many 'poten-
TALLY cracked wheels" on tho rail-
road engines In Georgia, and murder,
unafraid and insolent, at the elbows,
and such construction in the pivotal
thoroughfare of the town that 1t pc
stalizes traffic and commerce, IL is
clear that something must be done
and done quickly If Atlanta is to be
saved