davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
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Beans and seed.

No further changes in beans were reported YES
terdsy.
Beans tper ctI-Bayos $6.I0d6 %: pea nom
inal; small white. 81 500 so: large white
S. 75d3- 90: pink. s56065-75: red, s6 65o6l6- 10
blackeye. $5.250i5.50: lima. $4.2j64 So: red kid
neys, s5.25Q5.5oi cranberry beans, s.. 40G4. 80.
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Boston Curb Stocks
bullion for Bank OF E,pI.nd
TREASURY Statement

LONDON, May 1I--Bullion amounting =,
422OOO was taken into the Bank Of England
on balance today.
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Minneapolis Grain and Produce

MINNEAPOLIS, May II. - Wheat - MAY
slIo1s @1.1oh; July, s1.o97s Clio; September.
slIllh@1-13; No. 2, $1.oaE GILL; No. s.,
81 .oS1 u G1.09.
Corn-No. 3 yellow. 59Q6Oc
0ats-Eo. 5 white. 405s d41isc.
Ryc-No. ., HAS nc.
~Flax-Ciosed at 50 35
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Loans. Exchange and Silver

Silver and Hongkong exchange were higher.
Prime mercantile paper. ......... 5Q6 per cent
Loans real estate. as per cent
Sterling exchange, 60 days. -@4.S4
Sterling exchange, sight -@4.S7
Sterling exchange, cables. ....... -44. SS
New York exchange, sight ...... q 2h
New FORK exchange, telegraphic. a 5
Hongkong exchange, sight. t..... a 435s
Hongkong exchange, telegraphic. q A
Silver. per ounce et......... ID 541s
Mexican dollars nominal. q 80
CONTINENTAL
New York Paris. Observation-Disclosures. 51S4
New York on Mexico ico................... 2011s
Paris London. 25 .251 y
Berlin on London Observation-Disclosures
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chieago pairy Produee Market

CHICAGO. May u.-Butter. easy: crezmer-
les. 2392Ic. dsiries. 21@25c; eggs. steady: re-
eeipts 1883 cases. at mark. cases included. rs
91Sc; hrsts 1S1zc; prime hrsts. 1ec, cheese.
nrm; daisies. 14%t q 15c; twins. If0 14Hc; Young
Americas, 14Gl451c; longhorns, 141s 0l4atc.
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Los Angeles Oil Exchange

Especial Dispatch TO The Call
, Los ANGELES, May 11.-oiI stocks were in
demand today "
Associated oil was active during the after
noon call. selling readily at S51.5O
Ian1ornia- Midway firm around 81 cents
Union oil sold at $1O5.75
The other stocks were steady.
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DuIufh Flax

DULUTH. Mimi. May 11.-Flax-In store to
arrive, track, 81. 30; May 235 asked: July
$3.50 asked; September, $1.731a bid; October,
81. .65st asked
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Butter and Egg Markets Higher;
Strawberries and Cherries Weak

garTanzas. $250@3. %: horse beans. nominal
Seeds-BTown mustard. 4ac; yellow mustard,
SIC: haxseed &C. carload lots; canary. ia d4e;
slfslfa. 16d1Te; rape, 2424c; imported rape.
4@4@c; timothy. &c; hemp, l5G4c; millet, &c
Dried Peas-Greeu 81. % per ctl.
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New York Curb stocks
Boston Copper Stocks

BOSTON. May 11.-Esrly market was irreg
ular but strong, reacted fractionally and be
decline has left the market bare of stocks and
prices advanced sharply comparatively small
buying The metal situation gives signs of
having reached bottom and a strong tendency
10 advance to 14c in the near future
day at 13c
The following list is furnished by E. F.. Hut
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Lambs (per lb)-This years milk lambs, ga
6Ac yearling lambs So. 66c-
Hogs tper lb)--Hard grain fed weighing 100
to 140 lbs 9A@91sc; 40 to $50 lbs. 934e; 250
TO $50 lbs, 912e; common, undesirable hogs,
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Meat Market

Slaughterers rates to dealers and butchers are
follows:
Beef-S12 69c per Ib for steers 76Sc for
and hefers
yeal-s,a @s1sc for large and s1s@1ohc for
Afptton wethers, sa@1o1ac; ewes. s@el4c
Lamb-101a @11c for spring
Dressed Pork tper lbl-lsls@14c for light
LIVESTOCK MARKET
The following quotations are for good. sound
livestock, delivered in San Francisco, gross
No. fat steers. over 200 lbs, alive, SIC per
10; under o00 lbs. &c: second quality, Az @5c,
No. cows and heifers, 4@4kc; second quail
ity, 3is@3%c; third quality. 81 GShc; COM
Fat bulls and stays, ~ ds5Sc: half fat or
thin bulls. III @2c.
Calves Light weight. per lb. az d6c: me-
dium. 81 M51ac; heavy. 64stc-
unshorn sheep lper lb)-Wethers. No. 1, SIC;
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LOCAL MARKETS
Receipt. of Produce May IL
Provisions

Cottolene-One half Dbl. &c., half bbls
i23sc; tierce, 12Ac; tierces, 125sc; tierces.
Hams and Bacon-The western meat company
quotes as follows: Hams 012621 hc; picnic
hams. IA &c; California hams, 1914 9201ac; extra
Iancy bacon, 2Sc; fancy bacon TO s lbs- 25c !;
8 to 10 lbs, 24l1c; 10 to II lbs, 2415c; sugar
cured cured 25c; light dry salt bacon. 8 to 10 lbs.
&c; 10 to IL lbs, 211sc; medium bacon, 2o12c;
light medium bacon 2015c
aLard-Tierces 1515c SOS 15%c: los 16hc, 5s
l6Sse IS l6Hc: compound lard, tierces 11lac.
cooking oil, 70lac per gal; white cooking OIL
&c per gal; salad oil, Toe per gal
beeI-Local prices are quoted. Export lots;
inspected by the government, are 81 per bbl
higher. Extra family beef. $3.50 per bbl; fam
lily beef. SIS per bb; extra mess beef, ST. so
per Dbl; smoked beef, 19c per lb
Pors-Extra prime, in barrels. s32; clear. $S4;
mess $32; pig pork, Ss6; pigs feet. $5.75 for
nai Dds, $2 40 for 25 lb kegs and s1.35 for kits
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Portland Butter Market


PORTLAND, May 11.-Butter-City and coun-
try creamery, extras, 2Tc; fancy, 26e; store, 20
G21c.
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BUTTER PER POUND

Cheese-California fancy flats, 13hc per Id.
steady; do frsts, 1Se, steady; do seconds, 1215c,
steady: fancy Young Americas, 15c, steady;
do hrsts, lac. steady; New York fancy, zoe,
firm; Wisconsin singles. 19c. hrm.
Eggs-California fresh, per dozen, cases in
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FIour and Forfnaceous Goods

.Flour-Californfa family extras. $646.4O net
without discount; bakers extras, $50 40; super
Hne 81. S0d5.1O: Oregon and Washington, per
bbl SJ0J5O for family. bakers and patents,
and 81 25d4 80 for cut OF: Kansas patents, $500
06.T5 do straight $6.3O@6-55; Dakota patents
81 95. do sfrai-hts 81 do clear $500 per bbl-
Farinaceous (sOods-Prices in 100 10 sacks. net
cash no discount. are follows: Graham Hour.
81 so per 100 lbs; rye hour. S5-2O: rye meal.
s.. 10: rice -four So; corn meal. $40; extra
cream DO So 0at meal $50; ost groats, 81;
farina g., 40. hominy So so; buckwhest hour.
So so: whole wheat -four s. 80; rolled oats, hbs.
S6d6.5O: do in sacks So. .sO@5.5O; extra cream
do 50 so in sacks and 81 in bbls; rolled wheat.
bbs $50 in sacks s.. SS.1O6l4.JO; pearl barley.
81 20; split peas. boxes, S. for yellow and 81
for green per 100 lbs
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New YORK Mouey M.rl-.,

NEW YORK. May 1l.-Money on call. steady
at 52nz per cent; ruling rate. 3ss per cent:
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Rutter. Cheese and Eggs


There a buoyant market for eggs and
dairy produce yesterday and although receipts
continued heavy prices for all three descTip-
tions showed some improvement All grades of
butter were higher, the advance being l3c IN eN-
traS and frsts and 1c in seconds. Tue new quo
tations ranged from 25c to &c pound and were
established by bids. The large receivers refused
to sell the exchange and those who were not
holding stocks for shipment were putting them
in cold storage During the informal session
of the exchange 10 cases of extras were sold at
an advance of ne over the new quotation The
situation in the egg market was much the same
that in butter. Buyers bid the price of ex-
tras up to 25c, advance Of nc over the pre-
vious quotation. but the bids failed TO bring out
any stocks. Cheese steady, with surplus
stocks going into cold storage. Fancy Young
Americas 13e higher at 15c pound
Under the regular call the exchange 100
fancy Young America cheese were sold, . going
at l416c and 75 at 15c a pound.
Receipts were &C, 600 pounds Of butter, %, 600
pounds of cheese and ., $50 cases of eggs
The following the official quotations estab-
Iished the floor Of the dairy exchange. Prices
in the street, while governed by the exchange
quotations, generally range from 11ac to &c
higher, owing to the various charges to be added:
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Dried Fruits. Raisin.. Nut. and Honey
Poultry and Came

car Of western poultry. the fourth for the
week. went on sale yesterday and met with
merely fair demand The carload consisted
chiefly OF hens. with which the market was al
ready well supplied. Domestic stock was in
ample supply. Small broilers and ordinary hens
continued dull and weak. while everything else
was IN good demand at satisfactory prices.
Poultry (per dozen)-Hens. s.. 5.5O66 for small
S6.50Q750 for large and $S410 for extra: young
ROSTERS. $S@11; old roosters, $5.5006; fryers
SI@1.50; broilers, $4.5065 for large S. 5od4
for medium and s2.50@3 for small: ducks nom
inal: pigeons. S1.75@2; squads, S250@3; geese
nominal
Game lper dozenl-Nominal
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Horses nnd MnIer

The following quotations for horses and mules
are furnished by the Butchers and Stock GROW
ers' Journal:
HORSES
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$4,000 Los Angeles Ry 5s-.
Afternoon Session
Mining Stocks

SAN FRANCISCO STOCK EXCHANGE
Following were the sales the San Francisco
stock and exchange board yesterday
CoAfST0CKS
Regular Morning Session
loo Cholar ... Il 900 Overman Is
200 Con Va NIL .20I 200 Sierra New - q
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White VI, so Egyptian, s1.52ls @157ts; brown do, $3.50
Rye-S1.70@1.s0 per ctl
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BUYING OF STOCKS
ADVANCES PRICES
Speculative Confidence in Wall
Street Is Encouraged by
Persistent Absorption
Profit Taking Sales, However,
Result in Holding Back
Conspicuous Leaders
New york stock List

e. F. Button & Co.. $50 California street,
members OF the New York stock exchange, fur
nish the following list OF bond and stock sales
yesterday
SrIeS SToCKS IHichI Low Bid Ask
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Deciduous and Citrus Fruits

The first loganberrfes for the season reached
the market yesterday, chest OF 20 drawers com
condition and found prompt sale at SOC drawer
or $40 whole chest A box OF Pringie spricOts
arrived from Winters. the first of the season from
that quarter, but 1t came IN too late to be sold.
Conditions in the market for strawberries showed
DO Improvement. Over 200 chests and the usual
consignments of Grated goods came in and re
cetyers were obliged TO work hard all day to
effect clearances. Gamers paid from $3.50 TO
80 chest and took large portion of the re
eepts. Raspberries sold at 1211 a I5c small
basket, and gooseberrfeS brought Soc a drawer.
There was sharp drop in prices for packed
cherries, S1.15 drawer being a top price. as
against S1.40 Tuesday. The decline was due
to the competition of loose fruit which was
also lower. Oranges were rather dull. the large
sizes being particularly The dullness in tee
large fruit was due to the fact that the ped
dlers were neglecting 1t for strawberries
Strawberries -Longworths, $365 per chest;
Mslindas, 81 5oq4 per chest; crates 40Q65c-
purple Guigne and T5@S5c for red and white; in
white.
Apples-Fancy four tier fruit. s1G1.25 per box
for Newtown pippins and s1.1O@1.35 for red
rieties: second grade stock. 75c@$1.
as or ny for choice eransfs anS s
LIS for standard; tangerines, s1.25@1.75 per
Be ssE ks grapefruit PEI s2sogS for ssedless lemons
LIS for standard lines. $5.50@6.
"a Tropical 7 Fruits.Bananss, 75cQs1-2 25 per bunch
for Hawaiian and 2-50@3 for Central American;
pineapples, $2@2. 90 per dozen
DIicu Fruits, Haisins, NUTS and Honey
Fruits-Evaporst ted apples. 5S4 677Lc; apricots
915 @10c; do, 1910 crop, future delivery SK "a
sac; moorpark. 9G91ac: peaches. 5651sc; do,
1910 crop. future delivery, 515Ac; prunes, ga
sac with 1zc premium for SOS and lie premium
for 40s; figs, 3&4 @4c; pears 5010c.
Raisins-Layers, clusters-6 crown, $3.50; 5
crown, $l-T5; crown, 81. %; seeded, 4d5c; or
dinsry layers, crown, 95c: crown 90c: seed
less sultanas, "a @4c: Thompsons seedless. 3K
@S1sc for unbleached and 81 G61ac for bleached:
loose muscatel. crown 4c; 3 crown 315c:
crown. &c; seedless. 202Hc
:. NutsLAl lmonds. nonpareils. 141a @15e; IXL,
l4gl415c; ne plus ultra. 13@t31ac; Drake. 1OIs
wainuts: 13c per Ib for No. 1 softshells size for
No do; pecans. 1455@16c; peanuts, 41505e;
pine nuts, 1S620c per ID.
Honey-Comb, 14@15c for water white and 10
Q12c per lb for light amber; dark amber. 7aSc:
extracted. nominal
:, Beeswax-27h 0soc per Ib for light and 2sa
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Union Pacific As. .1oIZ
Do cv As ......1061a
Do 1st & ref As. 965s
10 S Rubber IS. -.I03L
IL S Steel I'd 5s. 1041s
Va Car Chem 5s. 9S1a
Wabash LIST IS. ..1oSL
Do 1st & ext As. 70L4
Western Md 4s... So
Westing El CIV IS. 80
Wis Central 4s... 9I1
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NO MEAT CAMPAIGN.
Springfield Republican.

The labor campaign in France against
the high cost Of living Is under the
direction Of the general confederation OF
labor, and the tactics Of this organiza-
ton involve public agitation and boy
colts Throughout the present month
public meetings are on the programmed
fresh inspiration Is expected from the
socialist congr~-- x Toulouse in Octo-
her. Spectators nigh and low in the
ncccssaries OF life, bakers who add a
cent to the price of the loaf, restaurant
keepers who Increase the prices on their
menu cards. all come in for public de-
uunciauon The method is somewhat
terroristic and IL could be effective only
In a very limited degree. II may be
doubted that the appeal to the working
men of France to eat no meat and no
sugar, while present prices prevail will
Weld results OF consequence. The
French socialists are trying 10 make
capital out OF the situation, but the
elections We're held last
spring and the BRAND government is
pledged to proceed severely against any
one who may bo responsible for an ar
tihcial Increase in the price OF bread.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-23
REGULATING BY STATUTE.
st. Louis Republic.

The regulation OF political parties by
statute results In incidents that would
shock the loyal party voter Of quar-
ter Of a century or even decade ago.
with the state conventions OF both Re-
pubicans and Democrats meeting on
tho same date at Jefferson City. in
compliance with law a Joint commit
tee was created to confer relative to
the date OF filing the platforms and
also concerning action on the proposed
constitutional amendments. The Joint
committeeman. OF course, conducted
their deliberations under a flag of
truce. IL s. like the meeting OF COM
misisoners from opposing armies to
formulate agreements relative to sir
cumscribing the area OF hostilities and
to promote the welfare Of non-beliger-
cnts- (
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-23

Mr. Duncan criticizes the newspapers
for not helping him along in his at
tempt to revive and create a demand
for classic drama Possibly the news
papers are not In possession of the in
formation necessary 10 understand and
appreciate his efforts As a rule they
are both anxious and willing to lend a
helping hand to the furtherance of any
good object He should see the "news-
papers," or he should have capable
press agent.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-23
CONFERENCE NOTICE.

The slst semi-annual general confer
onoe of the Church OF Jesus Christ OF
Latter-day Saints viii convene In the
Tabernacle, salt Lake city, on Thurs
day. October 6. 1910. at 10 o'clock am.
A general Priesthood meeting viii be
held on Friday evening, october 7. in
the Tabernacle. commencing at :
O'Clock. JOSEPH f. SMITH,
ANTHON IL. LUND,
JOHN HENRY SMITH.
First Presidency
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-23

The alienists have found that Porter
Charlton Is insane and should he con-
fined in a hospital, for he is likely at
any time to become a menace 10 So
ciety. What should be done with him
is to extradlte him 10 Italy and let the
Italian alienists determine his sanity
The opinions OF hired alienists do not
carry the weight, with people general
ly. that they once did.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-23

"Hcrnldic Considerations" Symbollza-
tion among the Romans. by Niscount
de Fronsac FIFTY Years a Member
OF an Historical Society" address de-
lyered by samuel Abbott Green; His
torical'Views and Reviews" The mag
azine is published by the American
society. New York.
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on Catalina Island Colonel John T..
Stearns caught a swordfish weighing
nearly three hundred pounds. For
Colonel staarfisy 70, have caught any
thing but swordfish would have been
conduct unbecoming an officer and a
gentleman.
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SUNDAY SCHOOL UNION.

A general conference of the Doseret
Sunday School union viii be held In the
tabernacle, Salt Lake city. Sunday eve-
uing. oct. 0. at o'clock All interested
In Sunday school work are invited to
attend.
JOSEPH f. SMITH,
DAVID O. MCKAY,
STEPHEN l.. RICHARDS,
General Superintendency.
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OIL ON AD,nRALs BEARINGS.
indianapolis News.

Admiral Evans. retired. will not deny
chat the 10000 600 oil companyof which
he is president, hopes to supply the
American navy with fuel oil Which
once more reminds one that the Ad-
miral still thinks the government ought
to keep a fleet Of sixteen battleships
in the Pacific.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-23

Robert Winthrop Chanler has revoked
the power OF attorney that he gave to
his wife. Madame Cavalieri. But he
cannot revoke her power OF beauty, and
it is that which has played the mischief
with him.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-23

And now the claim is put forth that
the late Carl Schurz was the first to
raise the cry for national policy OF
forest conservation. This Is 10 pluck
the laurel wreath from the brow OF Gift
ford Pinchot
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-23

mine the religious faith OF the people.
They had several kinds Of drama.
then as now Some were OF the highest
educational value; others were
frivolous in the extreme.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-23

President Taft is not in favor of any
more pork barrels" The people will
be with him but scarcely the benefici-
aries of the barrel
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-23

The "old guard and the progress
sives" are both 50 confident that one
might fancy that the Saratoga con-
yention is 10 be a confidence game.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-23

The "progressives" believe they are
following Dave Crockett's advice. BE
suro you are right, then go ahead"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-23

Even the "stand-patters" are finding
that they are being carried forward on
a moving platform.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-23

All candidates for Office should take
a course in first aid TO the injured.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-23

Vice President Shermans loss o
Schenectady county is Colonel Roose
vets gain.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-23

Hand Z man a lemon as a lemonade
and he will not kick.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-23

TO Speaker Cannon the loud noise
that comes from tinkling cymbals and
sounding brass does not mean prog
ress.
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No doubt the Colonel will be too gall
liant TO reply to Mrs. storer's latest let
ter.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-23

when will joy-riders learn that wine
women and song and gasoline do not
mix well?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-23

Some men are near sighted yet far
seeing while others have eyes aud see
not.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-23

New Year and not political conven-
lions Is the time for making good reso-
lutions
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-23

In American history the best exam
pie OF staying put" is Old Put
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to walk in the straight and narrow
path.
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Mr. Bryan has the varioloid Of in
surgency.
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JUST FOR FUN


After half an hours struggle opie
Dlildock had Just landed seven
| pound black bass
'Gee!' he painted. throwing himself
aespondently on the grass. Nobody II
peiieNe this story, eitherl'
lie was right. Nobody did.--Chi-
cago Tribune.
Lady Shopper am looking for a
suitable Christmas present for a
gentleman.
clerk-what is your friends oe-
cupation?
Lady Shopper-He Is an undertaken.
Clerk--An undertaken Let me show
you nice berry set.--Boston Tran
script.
The Beau--Are you at all interested
In turbines7
The Girl Every tired at midnight)
Not In the least
The Beau (with fresh energy Let
me make you interested in them
Tommy-Tell US a fairy tale.
Guest--Once a man who had a baby
mat didn't cry and dog that didn't
blte went TO live I'm a suburb without
mosqu'toes'-Harpers Bazaar.
why does your wife insist on car
Tying such heavy trunks when she
travels?"
The baggage handlers find them
harder to lift on TO the top of a pile
consequently they don't fall so far
when they push 'em over."-Washing-
ton Star.
She What did father say7
He-He favors n short engagement IL
ne mas to support you and q long en-
gagement IL he has to support me-
Judge.
How did Mrs. Comeup win her way
into society?''
II believe by losing at bridge. -
Louisville Courler-Journal.
i've been sending out boxes contain |
ing 80 cigars, telling recipients TO |
smoke 10 and then send the money or |
return the rest"
Are the recipients honest?"
'TheN seem TO be. I've been getting /
back 80 cigars right along. Some OF |
them even sent back 4s."-Courier
Journal.
You may say what you like against
young ministers, but ! have nothing
but praise for your young minister"
the pompous Mr. Brown remarked as
he passed out Of the church. Moth
Ing but praise!"
so I observed" dryly retorted the
deacon who had passed the plate
Harper's Weekly.
Diner-How is It that most of the
hings on your bill of fare are struck
nut?
Waiter (confidingly)-Our new mana
ger used to be an editor.-Chicago Tri-
Dune.
That aviator shows in his letters
hat he has no idea OF the fitness of
hings"
why so?"
Don't you think the correct sta
oncry for man-bird would be fly
)aper ?"--i3altimore- American.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-23

The Beau--Are you at all interested
In turbines?
The Girl Every tired at midnight
Not In the least.
inc Beau (with fresh energy) Let
me make you interested in them
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-23

knowledge grows TO wisdom when
one learns that he doesn't know IL all.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-23

That aviator shows in his letters
that he has no idea Of the fitness of
things"
why so?"
Don't you think the correct sta
tioncry for q man-bird would be fly
paper Baltimore American.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-09-23

Dner-How is It that most of the
things on your bill of fare are struck
out?
Waiter (confidingly)-Our new mana
ger used to be an editor-Chicago Tri-
bune.