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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22
An ECONOMICAL WOMAN

1--WE WHO signs hsni@n An Economical Woman"
In I writing the woman suffrage movement says.
.IO There u thing never understand
- about the woman sunragsts. and that s why ihey
want men and women 20 DO the work Il 50
Eas,sfuI bear 10 people doing Nhat
one jus, veil may not be- able 10 rise above
the plain practical side of the questoL ru,
snoE a love Of economy I DO not like To s--
fact strength are much harder to zst than
even money that l would rather throw away monsy.
Of course II the men can't possibly get along In poll.
tc1 enout the that different thing II they
unable any longer 70 take care of what has o long
been considered department let say so and
then. Of pity the spirit Of helpfuness which
noted perhaps We will to and help them
wi make greater part Of our
women willing 70 use their time and strength that way
our women do not seem 10 have any superabundance
of strength and any way what viii they be-
II the suffrage should I'M love
people work 70 work myself but u
would rather should a goot example, by
doing their well. Than by pitching 10 help .he
men and nezlecting their own special dutcs Woman 4
the noblest world, power and influence d
the strongest The homes oabiel the charitiel the
schoo and legislators consider
fully whether al duties
hundred Others as well as do their rarr 10 the POLITICAL
world
Let hope and pray that these .4Esla.,rs of ours
onl away so much Of the Tine and strength oil
me Of this thoughte,s way as they
somrumes DO Its money
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22
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THE MAN WHO TALKS.
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By ". II. I,andloph


You can't start upon a subject but
he has 10 have MS say.
To give You his Opiui0ut-all moth
eaten by the way
on politics and preaching.
on aviation teaching.
on how o. run o hen farm IN a man
nrr that all. pay
Though the hens refuse % lay
Through the day and through the
night words and phrases he viii
string
But the trouble with the fellow .s he
never says q thing
Hen snalyse and erIt.cise and dogma
tl-- all night
And think that you must listen with
great profit and delight,
And nothing less than snoring
Will convince him that he's boring
And 10 snorr when someone's talking
IS considered impOlite--
quite ruden-ss and a slight
But ! think that the conventions 20
the winds I'm have 10 fling
For the trouble with the fellow Is he
never says "a thing
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22
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HUMoR or THE DAY.
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why do YOU consider women su-
perior 90 men In Intelligence ."
"A bald-headed man buys hair re-
gorer doesn't he go
Er-yeA"
Well a woman doesn't waste time
on hair restorer She buys hair Z
.Tis one of the saddest things Of
married life"
What is?'
The fact that the wife can't think
OF anything new for dinner and the
husband. while dissati'fied can't sng-
gest anything"
Husband--Does that new novel turn
out happily?
Wife,, doesn't say It only says
they We're married
Now. Mary said mistress TO
the newly imported maid, in the kit
chen there's a pet tortoise. and I hope
you will be kind 10 H. Do you know
a tortoise when you zee one?'
NO, mum; and what is II like?"
After having Il explained to her.
the girl went and brought 1t forth.
is that IT, mum? ?"
YES
WHY that is what ! was using to
break the Goals with"
Papa" said Willie, is gent short
OF gentleman ?"
Eyes my boyr replied the old
man; "a gent is far short of a gentle
man"
He was obviously anxious an she
seemed almost willing.
IL shall refer you TO papa" said
she with a becoming blush. before
giving YOU a final answer"
But I am perfectly willing to take
you without any reference said he
ma unanimously,
What do YOU think OF this, Mr., EE
E2 a couple got married the other
day. after courlship lasting over 40
years"
We'll Mr. YY, | suppose the old
man had become too feeble to hold
out any longer
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22
800 REWARD. 800.

The readers Of this paper will be pleased
TO learn that there Is M least one dreaded
disease that science has been able TO cure In
all its stages, and that Is Catarrh Halls
Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now
known to the medical fraternity Catarrh
being n constitutional disease, requires u
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucuous surfaces oi the
system, thereby destroying the foundation of
the disease, and giving the patient strength
by building up the constitution and assisting
nature In doing its work The proprieiora
have 40 much faith 10 iis curative powers
that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any
case that u fails TO cure Send for lisi Of
testimonials
Address v, J. CHENEY \ 90, Toledo o.
eold hv all nuggltta 7bc
Take lIslls Family Pills Tor constipation,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22
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. THE DAYS BEST STORIES
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II So fell out recently that the daily
movements of 9everal persons were
being watched by secre. servNe men,
suppLmented hy private detectives
The men who were being watched
knew all about 10 and why. one day
one % them was 10 his office. when @
young man came n and asked:
Are you Mr So-aud-SO?'
II am Why
Can see you alone o."
You see me- alone. What DO you
want"
This is very particular private
business
'very we'll" said Mr. so-and-so.
closing his office door Now We are
not likely 20 be Interrupted go ahead
"MT SO-and-So' said the visitor.
! am O detective
i thought as much. replied Sp-
and-So. who was getting bored by
the people who were watching him.
Yes. ! came tu town two days ago.
aud applied for job az this-8ud-
that's department agency They said
that they would give me job Il
I could show them that ! was any
good They told me 10 make "a report
on you-eyerythiug you have done for
the last two days--and ] thought the
best way was 10 come and ask YOU.
Would you mind teGing me?"
SO-and-S0 laughed. You have more
Intelligence than the rest " your
gang" hp said Certainly I'n tell
you" and he dld 10 the minutest de-
tail.
Whercupon the detective sent In his
report. and it was checked with the
reports OF the other men who We're
watching the same Io-and-So. and
was so complete that he was highly
complimented and given a job
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22
HIS AFFINITY WAS FOR ART.
Amusing Experience u WeSterner
Who Was Mistaken for Earle.

FROM the New York Tribune.
Ferdinand Pinney Earle. the artist.
OF Monroe. y. Y. whose matrimonial
VIclssitudes launched the word "af-
unity" into popular use some two
years ago. arrived here sunday sans
mus,ache and whiskers on thu HAM
burg American liner Cleveland from
Hamburg. He was accompanied by
his mother
When the Cleveland was a day out
from port someone got a glimpse OF
q passenger list, and the news soon
spread about the steamer that Earle
was passenger
That Is the artist who put his wife
away 70 take unto himself an af-
unity was one of the brief com.
ments.
Yes another passenger would
say, and ] thing Miss Julia Kuttner.
the affinity whom he afterward mar
ried had a falling out with him"
Then newcomer to the gossip cir
Gle ventured that IL would be good
20 do some detective work and get a
look al the affinity man" He was
remembered as young man with
long beard and mustache. and every
man on board who had the sugges-
zion Of beard was observed closely.
Sometimes a man with hirsute adorn-
ment found himself looking al an
other man II the same hairy clan.
and both would smile and say al
most simultaneously. MY name is
Jones or smith. I'm not it. Glad
20 meet you"
\ Western man who had never
heard Of Earle was finally singled out
as the artist He saw people looking
al him and complained OF it to his
roommate, who also had heard moth
ing Of Earle. For two days the beard
ed Westerner could not understand
the daily scrutiny and alonfness of
the passengers. Finally he was asked
II he was an artist. lie said he was
not but that he liked paintings and
works OF art"
Some one suggested that perhaps
he had an affinity for art, and when
he said he had there was laugh
This displeased him. and he got an
CRY and held himself aloof
Several days later the identity Of
Ferdinand Pinney Earle became
known TO every one. and the inno-
cent Westerner came down from his
high perch and laughed
Earle said he personally did not
care about the discussion of his mat
rmonial difficulties, but that the
newspaper stories displeased his folks
Because of this he said he did not
care TO discuss them.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22
WILL wICKERSHNM ACT,

E1ow THAT me Oklahoma OIL & Gas Producer.s A'-
lNlI socaion hoe appealed he department ot justice
to maE. und .n,..uFauon into the conditions
esisting the uuatoma oI field the question how
when investigation go Doe made becomes burn
ng one.
II the department Immediately sets about This work
there question but secure a Of the Information
i dorcs-lnformapon t.o which viii show In our judg-
that the Federal uas and department regulations
have been ana being violated ny rhe marketing com
paniea
But the department must act with aIacrty ana put men
on the job who aggressive and alert The marketing
ignorant of the danger that pesets them
nor they Without the " protecting themselves
Their safety heretofore been n their ability 10 keep
the PRODUCER from telling they know II IL only
reasonable 10 aume that they viii attempt close
the mouths % those producers whom they fear Just how
they viii set about This 10 he seen one method
has heretofore always proved effective We shah see II It
again auecerds.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22
Why xor ,rIcK TO 1nE FACTS.

T0S OKLAHOMA CITY paper asserts mat Oklahoma
IA CITY fhows greater per -sataE. of growth dur
HI hE the llst zen years man any American city
g. The growth of Okahoma CITY has been Dhenomi-
nal but " would harm mat b.i % stick 20 the
facts ana not mistake important a matter this.
in the same column " figures compiled in the
bureau wherein Oklahoma civ is given per
csntage of ss57 per cent. Tu1a Oklahoma. h shown to
increased i26os per cent And Tulsa leads
cty oVn the per eenage of her growth.
closest being saglIpa sth something 500
per cent Increase.
There such thing being iair and the Oklahoma
CITY later gve this thing some
consideration it fortunate people give
ngur@s study sn ther Information direct
from net reports like this ok
lanoma city paper z,y~s out
Tuisab distinction n This rrp"et mas been comment
% by Dapers and periodicals n the In
the Manufacturing Record of Baltimore.
ment~d extensively unprecedented grown of this
cy pointing that aitnout regard % classification
Tulsa Oklahoma. showed greater p. increase
population during he decade ending J1nuar l. 1910.
than any other American city or tauu
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22
I,EnIant Terrible.

Bobbys father is anything rather
than brilliant, a. his friends all know.
He took Bobby TO visit some friends,
and thinking TO make a good i'm
preston started % conversation,
Il had quite little adventure the
other night. he said AT the cor
ner OF a dark street n man sprang out
on me and said II didn't give him
my watch and money he'd knock my
brains out; fortunately policeman
came along and the man took to his
heels
Weren't you dreadfully frighten-
ed?"
'IFrighteneA" said Bohby's papa,
modestly, well I rather think not"
But II the man had carried out
his threat?'
We'll, II he had"
"Fll bet there's nobody living who
could knock any brains out OF father"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22

The picture ot Robert C.. Winters.
of New York. a man whom it will be-
veil a. look closely at Tor he approx
Imates the honest man 90 DiOgrnes
neare than most latter day men. Mr.
Winters has just made IL a cold day
Tor himself by resigning his city lob
of assistant superintendent OF build
lngs-wrat for DO you think Just
because there was nothing for him
10 do and he refused 10 take The
city's 81 900 per annum until he had
10 roll up his sleeves and earn Il. And
his superior thanked him. and as
sured him nobody else would be-
named Tor the workess job.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22

Let the probe be nsertoa deep cond-
tons In the oklahoma field Those interested can no,
agree 10 just what Is the matter here, but there
unanimous opinion that something wrong Is the mat.
ter with the authorities and OIL producers
acting together this 'something' should uncovered
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22

Those friends Of the President who Immediately CIR.
culated iubaung stories about being compelled
10 seek the aid Of TAFT In New York may now take plenny
OF time In which 10 repent their fooshness The res0lt
tha President TAFT again finds himself an embasats
ihg position. not through fault Of his through the
assaninity Of his "fool frenda'
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22

The election in Maine gives Democracy much Joy. Bu,
Oklahoma Democrats should remember that the election in
Maine was nothing much a revolt agains, machine
politics and ring rule Indenucally the same conditions
that made Maine 20 Democratic present this
70 point to O Republican victory
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22

Columbia, Mo, Sept 91-The first
days enrolment at the University OF
Missouri was S75, an increase Of 90
over that of the opening day last year
The indications, officials of the uni-
versity say, point to an enrolment Of
5000.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22

Now that the Muskogee folks have made Haskell presl-
dent Of he dam company Theodore Guck be signing Tor
tho return Of Judge Raymond But It s yet too TO
think Of asking Raymond come back" for eyeDtme
mis- name s mentioned Clarence Douglas begins ac;
like Sioux Indian getting ready for the warpath
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22

Farmer-Listen % this The paper
says that they found an Italian pris-
on- the petrifled remains ot some Of
the prisoners
His wif--Oh. they must be them
hardened criminals we hear about.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22

inst caused Colonel Bryan 10 bolt hb. party ticket but II
consider t fortunate circumstance enables the
country 20 have so distinguished man establishing 50
valuable precedent We have long needed a leader to
lead against the old hdebound practice of voting her
"aight" Nov We appear hove two such indepdent
leaders
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22

Some peoples idea u safe and president is a
man who neither speaks thinks Tor himself And
by the 'ame token their dea OF "anarchs' man
who insists doing his own thinking
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22

The man who refuses fight unless he has a cinch on
victory is not much OF \ real viii contend
Tor the right for rights sake
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22

our thanks go out to the style authority who has
drawn the lire hobhle skirts
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22
NJ. L MAY Enroll 5000.

To want-advertise for tenant 4,
to quickly restore your rent income
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22

II Colonel Bryan can afford to bolt his party ticket ca
William Murray and Colonel Ross afford to Do otherwise
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22

But after all Colonel Bryan Is simply practlcins what
Colonel Roosevelt preached
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22
rrorr,r 10 rRiyELryG MEy

Wnsa gpG ere through reading 'his paper. vii yo4|
p..ie tnf5N ,u the undoE 10 me first gan< %
section men yau t-~7 They Nll appreciate
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22

Secretary Ballinger is num-" say the dispatches WI
the man never speak the right word2
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22

Now then all together why Is police inve'tgation
in Tulsa
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1910-09-22

why not nnn down somsthlns good for Tulsa .eaay9
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-05

The Columbia Record states that
Col. 3. A. Morgan, Of Greeavllle, IS
almost persuaded to enter 9he race
for lieutenant governor: The Her
aid and News knows Col. Morgan
very pleasantly and knows him te
be a very able and a very tlrnad ano
a verv modest gentleman aid we DC
rot believe he would staAd for the
statement of the Record that hf
tsvas the brains Of the local opt1or
,fsht in the house of representative:
when the old dispensary died a very
hard DEATH" No one questions h'
ability but it does not help MN u
make such a thrust at his contempt
raries.
We shall be glad to see Col. Morgan
enter the race for lieutenant gov
srnor and with the field as now sur
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-05
Tenderfoot at Poker.

"Poor Pat Sheedy,'' said sport.
ing editor, fused to entertain me
when T visited his shop with gamb,
ling tales.
There was one tale about a sand
wich that I rather liked. 1t seems,
according to this tale, that bar
keeper in Tombstone, or Dead Cat.
or some such town, connived with
three Sharpers, and God help any
tenderfoot that ever ventured to sit
in a little poker game among that
crew!
Zone night the tenderest tender
foot imaginable after half dozen
drinks il the saloon agreed to take a
hand in dollar-limit game.
"'Things went along in the usual
way for a while then an amazing Sc
rles Of mods and winks began to pass
about. The bartender had signalled
that tho tenderfoot held four kings
on the draw. There were more mods
and winks and betting began.
"ln the midst Of the betting a
waiter brought sandwiches and whis-
Ky in order to distract the tenderfoot
and while the poor dupe was tossing
off his drink the sharper next to
him slipped a sixth card on to his
hand, thus, Of course, multiplying it.
1.-THE unconscious tenderfoot took
up a huge sandwich, bit off a large
mouthful land began to bet again.
Right and left, of course, they raised
him. He ate on, and bet away calm
ly. An enormous sum lay on the
table.
'Then, suddenly, the bartender
resumed his mods and winks. He was
tarribly excited. Something was
wrong. The sharpers, a little anx-
ious, called the tend5rfoot.
1.-The tenderfoot finished the last
bite Of his sandwich, took a long
drink Of whiskey and laid down his
original five cards. Then, in silence,
he gathered in his vast pile Of win
nings and with a cool nod took his
leave.
"After his departure there Vas a
terrible time.
"What the dickens did he do with
that sixth card?' the sharpers cried.
"Didn't you see? Didn't you
see?' cried the bartender, dancing
up and down with rage. He ate it
with his sandwich!' "-Washington
Post.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-05

We desire to call attention partlc-
ularly to an article published in an
other column from the Greenvile
Piedmont on the subject Of good
roads. We hope that those people
who oppose the issuing Of bonds for
building roads in Newberry will read
this article carefully.
It takes long time and constant
hammering to get some people to
see things and even after they see
htem to get them to act.
South Carolina does not seem to
be in the list of those States which
have taken the forward movement
and pulled themselves out of sand
beds and bogs and made money by
it. It does seem to us that almost
anyone ought to be able to realize
that money invested in good perma-
nent highways is the most profitable
investment that can possibly be
made. We do not propose to argue
the question but We hope that our
people will begin to consider and
when once they 'do We are sure they
will act.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-05
Dahlias and Potatoes.

By a curious horticultural irony,
the dahlia, which is the popular idol
of all our early autumn flower shows,
has a dreadfully prosaic parentage,
says the Dundee Advertiser. It has
been developed from the Mexican
tubers, introduced about 120 years
ago by the Swedish naturalist, DR..
Dahl, for the purely commercial
purpose Of supplanting or supple
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-05

menting the potato. They did no$
"cateh on,'' and the dahlia~ dish
soon disappeared from British din
ner tables, but our gardeners at once
perceived the great potentialities Of
the flower, and proceeded to produce
the double dahla and other delight
full floral fantasies. The .tubers OF
the dahlia, too acrid for our insular
taste, are stil eaten in some parts
Of France.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-04-05
THE IDLER.

The editor has warned me that
some of his esteemed subscribers
had notified him that The Idler was
taking up too much space preaching
poor sermons and propagating sorry
philosophy, and he suggested L
might give a little more local tange
to my observations, and let the
preachers preach and the phlloso-
pliers philosophize. That may be all
right but I am going to write as l
please and if the people don't want
to read it they can skip it, and If the
editor doesn't want to print it, l
don't care. I am independent Of
both. ;. J..
I think a little preaehment in the
press now and them is a good thing
and my gospel is always sound. And
it will do you good to take my ad-
vice. T am preaching by precept and
not by example, and my observation
is that a good deal Of preaching is Of
that kind. I heard my father tell
about an old preacher who once held
forth in the Dutch Fork who always
told his flock to lo as he said and
not as he did. When I look at the
papers and see column afQsr COL
unn Of the details of horrible crimes
I feel that little preachment Is
peeded to leaven the lump,
I have often wondered why the re-
spectacle newspapers gave so much
prominence to the details OF horrible
crimes even if they were committed
away off in some foreign country in
stead Of devoting space to something
that was elevating and uplifting. l
suppose it is on the theory that the
people want that sort Of stuff aud
the newspaper is an article Of mer-
ehandise aua must sell what the peo-
ple want OF tAAink they want. That
is a low and mistaken view OF the
mission Of the pis@ass, It should bs
g. leader and not a draifter. 1t should
sive the people what they should
Want and not what they think they
want. The press is the great school,
master Of the grown tips as we'll as
the children and it will lead and up
lift if it so will or it will go aaae1 ae1
with the crowd and drift:
| This weather ed4EAt edgEAt 20 be hot
enough for the llzzards to crawl ant
| I felt sure by that time 1 Woulf
hear scnetAing from John Kinar'
about that park we have been ta1hn'
about so much. Just try to lmag1n
! what a delightful thing it woul'
'he TO sit with the children on rustl
bridges across SCOTS creek an
under beautiful shade trees On eathe
side and amid flower beds and lis
ten to the babbing brook as 1t wen
On forever. Instead of that all "
can do is to sit around and sWelte
in the dust and think about how "
can take advantage Of our nelghDo
and add another dollar to our WearL
What is the matter with our peopl
anyway? Even pretty yard' wei
kept, with green grass and bloom1n
flowers is such a rarity that 1t II
tracts the attention Of the local re
porter, if perchance, he happens t
|viav one. We need a few sermon