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A PIANO FOR THE ASKING
= pTaND E-nR TIE a-kTrE


II you want a good Piano for the children
90 practice on. take ADVANTAGE OF this liberal
offer at once. We've just taken IN few
good square Pianos which we VIII lend TO
first Concrs absolutely free for six months
It's the l5est chance you've had 60 get the
children interested IN mUsic- No obligation
or expense 70 YOU other than thar YOU pay
tFe small cost Of moving the piano - your
home Get in early
+. g. SMITH PIANO CO, 12z5 Pa ave
UTRECHT PIANOS AT SACRIFICE PRICES
We've started work anneXing the adjoining
building 70 our establishment and must sell
these pianos quickly Pe2se- Sl50- Hartman
$50 Gabler, $780, Nose. S150. Steif $50
Euabe $50 SnOuinCer. $50 Gibson SIS 4
=. Chase, SIS, Kimbau. $50, and many
others Easy terms. Many big bargains in
players O J DeMOLL & CO, Corner 18th
ard G sts-
FOR SALE-StieT. Steinway. Knabe. Shaw.
KohIer & Campbell. Mason & Hamlin- and
q number OF other used pianos at sacTi-
ec5nE prices. must sell TO make room Tor
rev stock CHAS- 81 STIEF'F. 190S-1nt1 +
s. y W : c. CONLIFF. Manager
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FOR SALE-G GARAGES

FOR SALE-A rev brick automobile ezrase
55x12. 81 modern improvements concrete
floor wash and sewerage At rear Of IIg4
18th St y W Call 90 G St y W
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RAILROADS
BALIIMORE . CHG r. r.

LEAVE UNION STATION
ROYAL Blue LINE
Every Other Hour on the Odd HeE@
To PHILADELPHIA AND NEW TORE
go g. C1--Diler. Pullman ParIor Car
fs-Co q m--S-hour train Bro5Isr PzrIsr Ca.
g GO g. u--PuIlusn BrOiIer Parior Car
= 20 D za-DIner and Pullman PzrIor c.
goo =. m--'-Royal LImfted.' Al PufIu1zz
EIys-hoUr-
F4-So D ua--Cc2cEes ID Philadelphia
sE.oo > m--Diner and Observation Pa-5,s
n--Coaches % NeE York
sz2.I5 ~ T--S!eeDers 20 New York
ATLANTIC CITY. tia 'ssoa tu.s
fIsoo. 80 , n
EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR
CWeek Dsys. : g. II , NJ
80 f5-GG. f6-Sc zoo. III. fS-0O. ss-55 -
fs.s8. -I0-09. - y a ~ -1=.oc nOOas fl3-sS-
'iso9 pa q 90 "a "a So 5' 80 - Is:o
sS.0o, s1e.0a. -I0sS5, sus5o, 'I25I5 y. 7,
WESTWARD
CHICAGO, -. go , IL
CINCISNATL ST LOUIS. and LoUIE-
VTT-TE -s.I9, a. "a. 49, , IA, s12-f3 100
PITTsBURG. 's-Ie 4 n. - 's-Is . a
49, al.-i1t- Sleeper ready. - ,. -
81 - - fsI-AND, 80 ,. N
SSSSf1TTF.I-fSG. ss.I8 = n. I'D >. :.
CTL1BERL-ASD. 'ssl5 p II, ''Guss7 Cscz
es TSSI1SS1cHEsTE7.- fslS a. n. fs.9. tz-s
, FFEDER1Ck fs-za tsIo. t9s0 = L. ~.
i' aGG lSiss $40 4 II. f5:os p n
sDsiIy- fExcep5 sunday +sundey onIT-
TELEPHONES a. al o. the tOil0Efzk
Zicket Ofhces= ~ . St. 1el- Main ISL 81
staIioS ticket Once. Main asa. Izfornz1-
SO Bureau Nam a@ol-
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sEAnoAKp AIR LIE -.

80 = "a daily Seab0srd Fast Mall
- A---~,,-t. coaches and Pullman zlsepera u
,Is-S5sb and Jacksonville 2arlor car JscR-
S1--II7e 70 Tampa Through Sleeper q
= n m daiIy-'-Ss board Express elsc-
..'--1r-- lighted sleepers and observation c.ar
S--->-1r-ad with electric fans TET0uEh SER
- - savannah Jacksonville. Tampa A.
80 Birmingham and Memphis Bi1tas
T9cLet O1ice. 1as Lew York ave " y,
E A HARDWOOD. c 7. a.
GEO. d PHILLIPS. D. p. A.
2 EXAN c. p A. Portsmouth,. Va.
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FOR SALE-MIsCELLANEoUs
FOR SALE

FOR SALE
The Young Mems Christian association
offers at private sale their entire splendid
Kitchen and Dining Room Equipment con
sisting or Tables. Chairs. Bullets GOLDMAN
clock, China Closet Five Large EefrlSer7a-
tors. steam Table. Show cases. Large Frercn
Cooking Range with Hood, Cashiers Desk,
Colec and Tea Tanks. Gas Ranges, ulodei y
Kitchen utensils etc etc STRICTLY CASH
SALE Apply al once TO
g. y CHASE. Special Secretary
Y n q. A Buildmg.
1-.f O 81 .. ~.
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FOR SALE--LOTS

FOR SALE-At bargain; fine lots. North
Chesapeake Beach. fronting Buffalo 81
BOOTHS FARG AGENCY, 7sz 1esh St. 1
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ANTIQUE FURNITURE

u Seal, ANTIQUE FURNTTURE ~
PRODUCING. REPAIRING 81 I ST ~
- PHOS-E - 81 Y
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WINDOW CLEANING

NV ABOUT THOSE DIRTY WINDows-
White help and moderaes prices LEON I.
CAHOON, Acme Window Cleaning Co. re-
moved % 81 9 St y. ", Phone " L5a
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81 9TH ST ". W
Entire I.ir5 floor
Good l1S--tion f0r small business.
ger month 81
1913 ID ST ~
10 rooms bath. furnace eat
Per month. 5000
600 PDRTNE.R ST. n W
rooms and bath. latrobe heat
Per month. $3.50
r =. TOWNSEND q CO.
ll3 Il st. n " Phone n Isa2-
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FOR RENT-One OF the most Desirable
homes IN the northwest section,
Lamont ST.. west OF I'm. 10 rooms. 2
baths closets large basement:
Etoreroon- servants roons with bath;
back yards
LOUIS p SHOEMAKER,
slz 18th 81 X. W.
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MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS

FOR SALE-Lot Of Jewelry and trays. cheaI
rs :. E
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MANiCURIkG

SADIE V VAN HORNE. 81 y. Y. ave
Phone II $50. hair dressing rnanlcurlug
shau1paoing- facial massage
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MOMENTS WANTS

STICEIEST STTCEER that ever stucf-- Clues
furniture. glass. china. books. ever ything-
Royal Glue 15c. s6c soc. Pints 81 Druggists. etc
VIAYI SCIENCE OF HEALTH. natUrsl.
non-suFgilaI. cloth bound. go page book
free. Applysby mail. sl5 Colorado Buil6inE5
free lecture Tor women Wednesday z:s9 pm
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Noore-s AddIuonl
CLARENDON VA

81 ACRES at Lanham. Nd short van
from station price S1-15e- r IGLEHART
SO O. St y r
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COUNTRY PROPERTY

FOR SALE-NeH 6-room house. vita > acres.
or more u desired ] IL miles from River
dale on trolley line. now being built. SI.53o.
also tracts from ] 90 acres. Phone - x
Hyattsville- e d STEPHEN. Owner. River
dale. No
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FOR SALE-One-acre lot. fronting on Con
uec-icur avenue. II the Districr near
Chevy Chase Circle. ar a price that VIII
yield a fabulous profit ia a short time Buy
direct from the owner. thereby eliminating
all partnership, syndicate corporation or
trust profits
FULTON r GORDON. Owner.
Specialist Suburban Realty
VA H RITEHIE. Manage
Eolnraln Euflllnc
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SPlRlIUALlSM
PAINTING

BEFORE painting get our estimate. drop
postal beSr and cheapest in town CAR
Isle & VAUGHN 10 ID 81 y W
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FOR RENT
Beuning Heights. d c. s room1-------.-sIs.a -
FRANK T RAWLINGS CO.
15s Pa ave y "
FOR RENT-Nevv Groom cottage, one car
fare. near car line s1T 1sth St
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-09-03
$3.50 Recipe Cures
Weak Men---FREE
Send Name and Address Today
You Can Have 1t Free and
Be StroDe and Visorous.

I have in my possession a precsrfn-
ton for nervous debility, lack Of vfgor
weakened man hood. failing memory
ana lame back, brought on By exc>syex
unnAtdr2l drains, or the foIlfes 81
youth that has cured so many vorn
and nervous men right in their own
homes-Withoct any additional helm or
medicine-that / think every man who
wishes TO regain his manly power and
yfrility, quickly and quietly. should
have a copy. So / have determined to
send a copy OF the prescription free Of
charge in q plain. ordinary sealed err
yelope to any man who viii write ma
for It
This prescription comes from . phv-
stefan who has made special STUDY OF
men and an convinced 1t Is the sureEt
acting combination tor the cure OF de-
fcient manhood and vigor failure ever
put together
think 1 owe Il to my fellow man
10 send them a copy in condolences so
that any man anywhere who Is weak
and discouraged with repeated failures
may stop drugsing himself with harm
full patent medicines. secure what I
tive upsdIlding. SPOT TOUCHING
remedy ever devised, and so cure him
self at home quietly en6 quickly. LUST
drop me a line like this: DR.. A r.
Robinson, 4049 Luck Building Detroit
Mich. and / will send you a CODY OF
this splendid recipe in a plain ordf-
nary envelope free OF charge A great
many doctors would charge $500 to
s5-9e for merely writing out a presoriD-
ton ike this-but 1 send II entirely
fraA.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-09-03

- ALCUTTA. India, Aug. 20.-The
a troubles in India continue. All is
quiet upon the surface, but every
now and then a bomb is thrown, a con-
spiracy unearthed that shows the vol
cano beneath. Since I have been here
the anarchistic organizations have made
attempts upon the lives of many Off
Gals. trains have been wrecked and the
most barbarous plots unearthed- Several
bombs have been thrown at the Viceroy,
and no high official is safe. In the
main the natives are quiet; but the I'M
rest seems increasing and any interna-
tional complication in which Great
Britain takes part may precipitate
trouble.
On my way here TO Calcutta 1 trav-
eled with Gen Pole-Carew, a well
known British officer. In speaking OF
the army, he said:
~Our Indian troops will be loyal
enough SIS long as England is in the
sscendency and her power in the far
east predominant II we should have
trouble with any other nation, such as
Russia for instance, and should meet
with defeat, there would be danger
that the Indian army would fly to the
worship Of the rising sun AS it is now
we hold India because 1T is q continent
OF many nations rather than one. The
peoples are such that they cannot COM
btne. The members of the various
castles hate one another. The races
Will not mix and the religious sects. If
left alone, would fight to the death It
Is In this fact that our safety lies
Said another general whom 1 met here
At Calcutta:
IF the British rule were removed for
q week, India would be anarchy The
Mohammedans would swoop down on
kha T5{ndoos and the GoOrkhas W0uld
loot and massacre the towns Of Bengal.
The only salvation for India is in a
strong power at the head; and we man
age our army by keeping the castles and
sects In such divisions that they cannot
combine. We learned that during the
Sepoy rebellion and shall never forget
II"
The Soldiers Loyal.
I am told that the agitators are do
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-09-03

of her face. his chuckle changed e
a wolfish snarl He'll know enougE
to keep away from me hereafter"
Don't! Don't! never saw yot
look so. Why. it might have been nv:
derr'
'Well?'' He stared at her curiously
IL didn't think 1t of you" 81
shuddered weakly. but he only shrug
ged his shoulders and said. with Il
finality that cut off further discussion:
He's a spy. 1 won't be spied upon"
When Boyd entered his room at the
hotel. whittier he had gone after leav-
ing Cherry at billiards. bank. Big
George greeted him excitedly.
Here's the dickens to pay. We can't
get that barkentine."
THE Margaret? Why not? The
charter vas all arranged"
THE agent telephoned that we could
not have her"
What reasons did he offerT
"None. We can't have her. that's
ALL"
''She's the only available ship on the
sound Our stuff will be here in a fort
night"
Some of it will"
What do you
Boilers held up"
"Boilers?'
Eyes. Read that" Bait tossed him a
telegram
Shipment delayed" read Boyd
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-09-03

ing all they can to stir up sedition In
the army. Anarchistic publications are
smuggled into the native barracks, and
attempts made to create dissatisfaction
among the soldiers. So far this has been
in vain The soldiers are loyal and
stick to the British Nevertheless, they
are thinking and thinking hard. The
Japanese-Russian war was watched and
discussed in the barracks, and 1t was a
great surprise that the japanese de-
feated the Russians. It was the defeat
Of the white man by the brown man,
and the question among the fighting
class is, If the Japs were victorious
why should not the East Indian be so
in some great war Of the future. On
the other hand the rajahs appreciate the
conditions that would obtain should the
army, as now constituted, be dissolved.
One Of the northern chiefs, who con-
trolls a population larger than that OF
Great Britain. recently said:
Il should like to see the British leave
India If they did would take half
dozen regiments, and within three
weeks there would not be a two anna
bit left on the plains of the Gauges.
We would loot the BengaIese and cap
ture their women. I tell you it would
be sport"
The Army Of India.
John Bulls hold upon India is the
wonder Of colonial governments He
has here a combination of the most
turbulent and most peaceful peoples on
earth He has some whose religion
teaches them 1t is their duty and bust.
ness to fight and plumber their fellows;
and millions who have feuds with each
other and who would fight to the death
did they not fear the strong arm Of the
British
Nevertheless. he controls the country
with a military force which averages
much less than one soldier to each
thousand people. India has altogether
100000. 900, and the total army, includ-
ing both British and natives is only
$4,000. This is scattered all oyer the
peninsula There are eight diviSons in
the nor n, a large part Of which guard
the frontier, and there are four di-
visions in the south. as well as the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-09-03

- ALCUTTA, India, Aug. 20.-The
q troubles in India continue. All is
~ nniet rnon the surface. but every
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-09-03

fCintinued From Yesterday
The mans cry as he struck the wa
ter alarmed the crowd and caused 4
momentary stampede, in which Cherry
and Boyd were thrust shoreward. but
the confusion quickly subsidized as an
officer flung a heaving line to the gasp
Ing creature beneath. a moment later
the hatless spy was dragged to the
dock, indignant and suffering
Pm very sorry. sir" Boyd apologize
ed profusely. 1T was all my fault
The plank was steep. and was forced
off my feet. Whenever I'm followed
too closely l lose my head. It's Va
weakness | have"
The man was still too unnamed by
his cold immersion to do more than
chatter angrily. In the hubbub Elmer
son led his companion out into the
street, where She beheld him shaking
with suppressed laughter
Boyd" she cried in a shocked voice.
then it was. YOu-you might have
killed him. Suppose his head had
struck a TIMBER
Yes. that would have been too
bad" he declared Then. at the sight
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-09-03
To Cure Eczema

First. stop scratching. Itch, Itch
Itch Scratch Scratch, Scratch, Ec-
zema is maddening. Your skin is o.
fire. but the more you scratch tn
more intense becomes the agony Of i,
Stop scratchingi It will never reliev,
yDu-it cannot cure you-it ON
makes things worse. Whether Won
your child or a member Of your fan,
lily is suffering with Eczema or an
SKIN disease apply LittelTs Liquid Su,
phu- Compound at once. Stops itchinc
instantly and is a guaranteed cure 70
any and all skin diseases, rashes. pin,
pies. sores. prickly heat. etc. Sam
bottle sen: postpaid to any address 2
10c. Rhuma- Sulphur Co., 407 N IN.
St, St Louis Mo.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-09-03
JOHN BULLS NATIVE SOLDIERS AS FACTOR
IN THE GREAT UNREST.

How Lord Kitchner Reorganized the Troops-Ther Eff
ficiency-Government Factories and Horse Breeding
Farms-India's Police Force = Professional Muir
derers, PRISONERS and Baby Killers-A Look at the
Jails and Their Convict Labor-The Courts and
Their Native Justices
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-09-03
';.::.:::: The Silver Horde Gee :!!=z
Copyright go by Hrp~& Brothers
Author of
The Spoilers" and
"Ihe Barrier"
ut looks bad. doesn't itr" said Cher

at looks bad. doesn't itT said Cher
~.
"As we stand at present" Boyd ac-
knowledged, "we are the owners OF
a hundred thousand dollars worth Of
useless machinery and unstable sup
plies"
"And ALL" unused the girl, because
OF a loose tongue and a little type"
CTo Be Continued-)
The Wherefore
your daughter practices on the
piano faithfully, I notice. Now, mine
hates tt
Mine does, too But she'd rather prac-
tice all day than help with the house
work
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-09-03
By Rex Beach
Synopsis of Previous Chapters.

Boyd Emerson and "Fingerless' Fra
ser enter Kalvik, Alaska, and meet 4
young white woman, Cherry Malotte,
who shelters them.
Cherry describes the salmon fisheries
and Marsh, the INSCRIPTIONS head OF
the KalYik eannerieS.
Cherry owns a cannery site. Emer-
son, George Bait end she go into part
nership. Emerson describes his fall
IRE to make good" in Alaska
Emerson kisses Cherry goodbye.
Bait, Fraser and Emerson nearly lose
their lives in Katmai pass and miss
the steamer at Katmai on their way
out to get capital.
After dreadful privations they catch
the boat at Kadiak and are soon en-
route Cor Chicago. Emerson seeks Miss
Mildred Wayland.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-09-03

Copyright. 1910. by FIR ank C. carpenter.}
The wageworker., 1910-04-08
CAPITAL AUXILIARY.

The last regular meeting of Capital
Auxiliary was held March 25 at the
Labor Temple, Mrs. B. c. Gilbert
hostess.
Mrs. Pearl Ford was given the
membership pledge and Mrs. w. P.
Hogard's application was balloted
upon, she being unanimously elected
to membership.
Mrs. c. E. Barngrover has re-
turned to her home in Denver, after
spending some time visiting relatives
and friends in Lincoln. While here
she asked for a transfer card from
No. IL to become a member of the
Denver Auxiliary.
Mrs. o. F. Young expects to leave
for Springfield, Mo-, in about month,
where Mr.. Young is now working with
his father in the printing business.
The next regular meeting will be
held at the Labor Temple, Wednes
day, April 13. Mrs. F. H. Hebbard
hostess.
The wageworker., 1910-04-08
AMONG. TIE BARRIERS

The Lindell hotel shop is again
open and doing business. 1t is fitted
up in elegant style. Fred Primley Is
in charge and greeting old and new
friends with his usual genial smile
and happy "bushwa."
A. L. Kemmerer has skiddooed to
California for the purpose of visiting
with his family and taking a little va
cation on his own account.
Union BARRIERS in Toledo, Ohio, have
pushed their living standard up an
other notch without injuring their
union or losing a member because of
strike. After several hours discus
sion last week the journeymen bar
bers and employers agreed to the fol
lowing wage scale. Twelve dollars a
week and so per cent on all over SIS
per chair. If journeyman shall lay
off any part of the week, but shall
take in the limit of $18. he shall be
entitled to full wages.
Some time ago The WageworkeI
stated that under the new agreement
with the boss BARRIERS the shops would
close at 1920 Saturday evenings. The
The wageworker., 1910-04-08

editor has been forced to apologize
and explain about 'steen times for
the inexcusable error. And the bar
bers have a right to resent the mis-
statement. After getting thirty min
utes Topped off of Saturdays work,
they have a kick coming when the
fact is not made known. The real
truth is-and all the world should
know it-that the union barber shops
of Lincoln, and all the good shops
are union, will close at 10 o'clock
every Saturday night. The Wage
worker apologies for it's error; apol-
ogizes humbly. At 10 o'clock Satur-
day night, mind ye!
Colonel Wood umpired the Ante
lope-White Sox game last Wednesday
and they do say he showed his teeth
to the Sox every time they questioned
one of his righteous decisions-and
they were all righteous. Well bet a
four dollar dog against a couple of
two dollar cats that we can find a
score of union BARRIERS in Lincoln
who can umpire as well as about half
the professional jumps that come this
way.
The wageworker., 1910-04-08

Lincoln, Nebr., April IL shall vote
dry" for two reasons. First. because
there are two sides to the question
the saloon side and the anti-salooR
side. l believe that those who vote
for the licensing OF saloons become
partners and are responsible for all
the evils eminating from the saloons.
Second. am laboring man and be.
lieve that the condition Of such as l
is materially bettered, financially,
physically and morally, by the alb
sence Of saloons. 1 am in a position
to know this last to be fact. There
are many other reasons. but these
ought to be sufficient to cause any
union man to vote "dry"
FRED w. NICKEL,
Printer
The wageworker., 1910-04-08
The Praner saxina.

A correspondent asks: Where did
the expression, Cleanliness is indeed
next to godliness' originated" Is there
saying or proverb more frequently
misquoted than the one given above?
Substitute goodness for godliness.
and see II the sense is not moro In
keeping with what Wesley said?
The wageworker., 1910-04-08

l know lots of good fellows" who
used to get home late Saturday nights
with mighty little of their pay checks
left, but who get home early on Sat
urdays now, and the whole pay check
goes with them. They are better off
without the temptation of the open
saloon, and their families are better
provided for. Our Labor Temple pro-
vides q better recreation place for the
workers than the open saloon, and
want the good people of Lincoln to
help US keep it going along the same
high plane "pon which we started it..
For the good of Lincoln. for the bene-
fit OF myself and my fellow workers,
and for the benefit of the wives and
children. I am going to vote dry
and l am ready to say SO anywhere at
any time. o. NJ. RUDY,
Electrical Worker.
The wageworker., 1910-04-08
CostIv Make-believe,

West side mother has a little
daughter who remembers the lessons
the daisies taught her last summer.
Not long ago the parent heard little
voice in the next room saying softly.
"Richman. poorman. beggarman.
thief" After a while she looked in
and there stood the child plucking the
last cherished leaves from the rubber
plant as she crooned her little fortune
song-New York SUM-
The wageworker., 1910-04-08
Praise for French Ll;ahtships.

Praise for French Llghtships.
French lights are the best along the
shores. say the navigators. They are
posted low, close to the water line. and
SO do not mislead like the italian
pharos perched high above the sea
They have the best lenses and are a.
ways visible.
The wageworker., 1910-04-08
Tho MuIe,a lntelliaenee.

Dat op mule knows dat plowin'
time has come" said Brother Dickey.
Wen gone ter de barn ter feed him
dis mawnin' he had done kicked de do
loose. jumped two wire fences an
swimmed de millpon' ter de big woods.
Wen you stops to consider de few ad-
wantages de mule hez had de intelli-
gence er mere man can't hop half a
candle ter him! !"-Atlanta Constitu-
tiOn
The wageworker., 1910-04-08
A cIneh.

IT'S easy to find out what time 1t
is" says the married man. 1T the
hall clock says 500. and the drawing
room clock says $50, and the dining
room clock says sos. and my watch
says 6:15. and my wife's little dinky
watch says six, it's six o'clock in our
house,
The wageworker., 1910-04-08
A Useful Science.

What is geography" asked the fa-
ther who was testing his sons prog
ress in study. Geography" replied
little Jimmy Jiggs. "is what You put
inside your trousers when you think
you are going to get q whipping
Washington Star.
The wageworker., 1910-04-08
Revelations.

You never know how many figures
can be carried in the head until you
hear a life insurance solicitor talk,
or hear woman give out recipes for
cakes.-Atchison (Kan.) Globe.
The wageworker., 1910-04-08
eoyi.h Reasoning.

IF you wuz to find one hundred
thousand dollar bills in the street.
what would you do with 'em?" asked
one boy Of another. I'D keep 'em
till they wuz advertised for" was the
reply, land II a poor man had lost EN-
I'd give 'em back to him."-Lippin-
cott's MAGAZINE
The wageworker., 1910-04-08
Russian Use Of robacoo.

The tobacco used in the manur
facture Of cigars in Russia is partly
grown In the country from American
seeds. but the best cigars and the
wrappers of the inferior grades are
made from tobacco imported, in the
main, from the United States and
Cuba The bulk of the home tobacco
Is produced in the governments Of
Cherntgov and Samara,
The wageworker., 1910-04-08
Word to tho Foolish.

See a pin and pick it up; you are
liable to get docked for being late ut
the office. arrested for blocking the
sidewalk, infected with the germs OF
some disease and accused Of being
stingy or. at least. Of having little
tn do II ifo
The wageworker., 1910-04-08
Proof Of Remembrance.

She latter elopement)-Ir received
letter from papa to-day. He writes
that he had lust finished making MS
will" He-"Did he remember us!
She-"Yes. indeed. He has left all MIS-
money to an ayslum for hopeless
idiots"