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Arizona republican., 1910-01-30
LITTLE JAMES
Concerning Hair Dressing of Ancient and Modern Times and Among Va rious Peoples.)

My Paw was sayin' to my Unkel Jon: Tt looks like tn Insurgence got tn Leever under Speaker Canyon at last, to give him a Histe." an Unkel Jon was jist agoin' to ast how when My, Nav come in an sez, How do you like tn Way which I have got my Hare done up?''
 My Paw scouled an sez: "I don't like this here Interrupshun of Dis 'cushun of Matters of Stait by sich Frivolous Subjecks as Stiles fer tn Hare, but sence you Brot it up I'll take this here Ocashun to say at I don't like your Present Cougher as we'll as tn way you Wore it Before, an that was the Worserest I'd ever seen up till that Time. Every time at wimmen changes tn Stile of their Hare it's fer tn Worser
 Its Uncomprensible thing to me at a Woman cant fix up her Hare in tn most Outlandish Stile without all tn other Wimmen Follerin' her. Theys only 2Nother Animules at is so immitatif as a Woman an wun of 'em is tn High Skool Boy an tn. oth- ern is tn Munkey.
 But Speekin of your Moo Cougher or your Shine-on as we say in French, what kind of a Edifis is that at you got Under it at makes it stick out so Behint? Is it a Rat of a larger Groath n you formally Wore?"
 'No,' Replize My Nav, Rats ain't seen no more in Society. This here Framework which you speek of as a Edifis is Struckcher of stiff Came brick around which tn Hare is wound till it's Covered up with Skillfle Ap- pearant Carelessness.''
 T see now" sez My Paw. q was lookin' in tn Winder of d Millionary Store tn other day an seen some of them there Framework which I thot was Nosebags. fer Horses an I won dered at 'em bein' in a Millionary Dis play. I spose at their -cheef Advan- tage over Rats is lat they cost moar. Sence it's about tn Size of a Domes- tic Feeline. when. it's Folded up in front of tn Fire. why don't they call this here Framework a Cat? The Cat comes after tn Rat. you know"
 My Unkel Jon he seZ: While l can't say. at I admire tn Present Stile of-what do you call it-Coughers?- I don't think they ain't so Worser- as they ust to be in Anshent Times. 1 was a looking at some Pitchers of these here Coughers at they ust to Ware among tn Ladies in tn time of Good Queen Bess an, they wasn't no Improvement over tn Moo Stile now"
 'Yes, that's Troo,'' sez My Paw, "an' when I was in tn Fee Gee Hans tn Stile tn Ladies there wore didn't have no Edge on my Wife's Cougher. But you didn't see Nothin' like this on tn Heds of tn Grik an Roman Ladies.
 They cuddent "a had no sich Stiles in Biblicle Times when tn Apostle Pol Rote. Tn Glory of a Woman is her Hare. Mind you. he didn't say at. tn Glory of a Woman was her Rat or her Cat or some other Pretex fer Hare"
 When My Nav went out. My Un- kel Jon sez, What about this here Skids at you sed tn Insurgence had put under Unkel Josef Canyon?''
 But My Paw he Replize Sadly: An uther time; My He'd is full of Hare now an my Hart is Bowed down by tn Vanities of tn Feemail Race"
 LITTLE JAMES.
Arizona republican., 1910-01-30
ALBERT J. BEVERIDGE."

From all we have. been able to as certain concerning the qualifications of the various aspirants for the ap- pointment to be street superintendent, we have no doubt that MT. Frank Fowler is decidedly the best man for the job.< Mir Fowler's integrity has never been questioned. He, has had long experience in overseeing labor. and he is familiar with the work that the superintendent of streets should perform. If he is appointed, the city may safely expect to receive dol lars worth of labor for every dollar expended for street work; and,' quite as important, the work will be in- telligently done. He is industrious. and painstaking. Moreover, we don't believe there will be any oc- casion for complaint as to neglect of his duties for the purpose of doing politics.
Arizona republican., 1910-01-30
WHEN USING COSMETICS.

All faces that indulge in cosmetics of any sort need a thin rub with cream before the powder or rouge is put on.
 For the thin skin to venture into the street without this is to invite ruin, for the frolicsome winds beat the white or red cosmetic down into the pores. the cold closes them, and, To, very soon comes the withered- apple look
Arizona republican., 1910-01-30
RECIPROCITY.

She sewed a button on my coat.
 For l was far from mother Tis such thing" she said to me,
 As l do for my brother" She looked so pretty sitting there.
 l quickly stopped and kissed her. Tis such a thing" said to her.
 As do to my sister," Olive Balfour in February Smar Set
Arizona republican., 1910-01-30
GOING UP!

EVERYTHING IS GOING UP. so it seenis. Airships are all the rage now, everything is up in the air, even prices; but if you don't care about AVIATION. call on us and see our stock and compare our prices with others You can see our stock GOING DOWN. We are selling goods so fast we can hardly get the time to have them delivered. People love to watch AEROPLANES GO UP. BUT they want to see PRICES GO DOWN, and prices on furnishings for the home have taken such a drop that, as one man said. Its like jumping from an AEROPLANE INTO A SUBMARINE boat to walk from some other store into MASSIES and compare prices"
 DRESSERS .. .t......S1 .S12.00 MATTRESSES, pure white cotton
 SO.Vu
 BEDS from S2.0o to $500 less than marked, and dressers from $500 and more off from the marked price. And our marked prices are 10 per cent less than others What is the answer? BUSINESS,
 MASSIE q SONS
 (Up-to Date House Furnishers). \
 IA w. Washington (Opp. Court
 House). Phone Main 257.
Arizona republican., 1910-01-30
GIVE IT TIM E.

old Lady-I want you to take back that parrot you sold me. I find that it swears very badly.
 Bird Dealer-WeIl. madam, it's a very young bird. It'n learn to swear better when it's a bit older.-Humah Life.
Arizona republican., 1910-01-30
SOME CONSOLATION.

She weighs almost 200 pounds. And her companions grin; But oft with this her voice resounds My hair is getting thin.''
 Detroit Free Press.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-02-09
SIZE EAD COLD FEET

Are cold feet q ground for divorce?
Because a wife is afflicted with trigid
pedal exFemeties and persists in
warming them upon the small Of her
husbands back, is he justified in put
ting her out of the room and making
her 60 sleep in the servants quar-
ters?
These and kindred questions came
up before Recorder Broyles in Allan
ia in connection with the trial of E.
T. Gibbs, prominent coal contrac-
tor, charged with disorderly conduct
and cruel treatment of Mrs. Gibbs.
In addition to declaring his wife's
feet were so frosty that he spent his
nights envying Cook and Peary in
stead Of sleeping, Gibbs said his wife
was addicted to cigarette smoking
and reading French novels. The
charges against Gibbs were dismissed.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-02-09
TAX RETURNS.

In accordance with the law in ref
erence to the assessment and taxation
of real and personal property, the
Auditor, or his assistant, will be and
attend the following named places for
the purpose of receiving tax returns
for the fiscal year 1910, and in order
to meet the next appointment, the
hour will close at IL o'clock in the
morning and at o'clock in the after
noon. Taxpayers will, therefore, be
prompt in meeting the appointments,
so as not to cause delay.
Taxpayers will please come pre-
pared to give the name Of the town.
ship and number of school district
wherein they reside; number Of acres,
lots and buildings, with value of taxa
ton:
At Lexington, G. H., all days not
included in above schedule, from Jan.
1, 1910, to Feb. 20, 1910, when the
books will close, after which so per
cent. will be added for failure to make
returns. Tax returns sent in by mail
are not legal unless sworn to before
an officer qualified to administer
oaths.
All male persons are subject to poll
tax from 81 to 60 years Of age, except
those exempt by law.
Under tie new law all dogs are sub
/ ject to capitation tax Of so cents
ard must be returned at the same
time when other property is returned.
W. D. DENT,
Auditor Of Lexington County.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-02-09

Mr.. e. A. Kelley, Belvidere, III,
writes Us: 81 am an ex-engineer with
% years active service to my credit.
About three years ago my kidneys
were affected so that I had to give up
my engine. First was troubled with
severe, aching pain over the hips.
Then followed Inflammation Of the
bladder, and specks appeared before my
eyes. A sample of Foley's Kidney Pills
that I tried, 80 benefited me that l
bought more I continued to take them
until now I can safely testify they
have made me q sound and well man" "
Sold by all Druggists of Lexington,
Henry Drug Store of Chapin, s. @.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-02-09
a. CcBE AsgCg2 4 TrcN
Csganized in Columbia With 20 Char
t:r Members.


ter Members.
The sezth CarshEa Corn Brsedere'
associetisz wse esEani7ed in CelEn-
bia on WedRssday vita thir!y charter
msmbsrs. gne neasership is cen1-
posed OF men actually enTaged in she
protection OF corn snd It is the par-
pose 10 develop saed that are suited
for this climate. The meeting Was
fall Of eathusieszn.
Is was stnReEneed at the meetin g
that A. Z. Gonzales, owner Of Ths
State, would give 81, 600 in prizes for
the best progress made ia this cell
test. Fais money will be given With
in the next two years.
The eern expoxition 10 be held Ia
Columbia this fall was launched, and
everything points to it's suooeee. Fha
sum Of SIC, 600 in prizes will be offered
Every section Of the state was repre-
sensed at the meeting and there was
lively interest. A committee wss
appointed to draw up a set Of bylaws
and constitution.
It was decided to memorialize the
Legislature to pass bill calling for the
inspection of all seed sold in this
state. This will be contingent
measure with the commercial food
stutfs and oil inspection, and will be
introduced in the house of representa-
tives.
'sThe organization of the Corn
Breeders association said one of the
government experts in attendance, "is
one of the most important steps for
ward in agriculture that has ever
been taken in South Carolina and
great good will come of it,"
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-02-09
President Helps Orphans.

Hundreds of orphans have been help
ed by the President OF the Industrial
and Orphans Home at Macon, Ca,
who writes: eve have used Electric
Bitters in this Institution for nine
years. It has proved a most excellent
medicine for Stomach, Liver and Kid
ney troubles. We regard it as one of
the best family medicines on earth. ="
1t invigorates all vital organs, purifes
the blood, aids digestion creates appes
tite. To strengthen and build up pale,
thin, weak children or rundown people
it has no equal. Best for female COM
plants. Only SOC. at Kaufman Drug
CO. Derricks Drug Store, Sandel Drug
Store.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-02-09
Children Teething

MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING
SYRUP has been used for over Fifty
Yeaas by Millions of Mothers for their
Children While Teething, with Perfect
Success. It Soothes the Child, Softens
the Gums, Anays all Pain; Cures Wind
Collie, and is the best remedy for Di-
arrhoea. Sold by Druggists in every
part of the world. Be sure and ask
for MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING
SYRUP" and take no other kind.
Twenty-Five cents bottle.
Oct. 20-1y
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-02-09
SUMMONS FOB RELIEF.
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
County Of Lexington.
In the Court of Common Pleas.
L. L. Can't, plaintiff,

l.. L. CAN'T, plaintiff,
against
J.D. CAN'T, defendant.
Complaint Served.)
To the defendant J. D. CAN'T above
named:
You are hereby Summoned and re-
quired to answer the complaint IN this
action, Of which a copy is herewith
served upon you, and to serve q copy
Ct your answer to the said complaint
on the subscribers at their office at
Lexington, S. c., within twenty days
after the service hereof, exclusive of
tho day of such service; and if you fail
to answer the complaint within the
time aforesaid, the plaintiff in this ac-
ton will apply to the Court for the re-
lief demanded in the complaint.
GRAHAM & STURKIE,
Attorneys for Plaintiff.
Dated Jan. 7th. A. D., 1910.
To the Defendant above named:
Take notice that the original sum
mons and complaint in the above enti-
tied action have this day been filed in
the office of the Clerk of Court for Lex
ington County, said State.
GRAHAM g. STURKIE,
Attorneys for Plaintiff.
Dated Jan. 7th, 1910. 6wl6
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-02-09

A few minutes delay in treating some
cases of Group, even the length of time
it takes to 20 for doctor often proves
dangerous. The safest way is to keep
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy in the
house, and at the first indication Of
Group give the child a dose. Pleas
ant to take and always cures Sold by
all Druggists.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-02-09

Peary has made proposition to
the Geographic society to make a
search for the South Pole.
In livery stable fire in Greenville
four horses were burned to death and
a bull narrowly escaped.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-02-09

LaGrippe pains that pervade the en-
tire system, LaGrippe coughs that rack
aud strain, are quickly cured by Foley g
Honey and Tar. Is mildly laxative,
safe and certain in results. Sold by all
Druggists Of Lexington, Henry Drug
Store of Chaplin, S. Q.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-02-09

The First National Bank Of Aiken
has opened its doors for business.
We are seldom sorry for the sting
lag words we have left unsaid.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-02-09

Good service does not mean servil-
ity.
Dirty dollars will not cleanse poll
tics.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-02-09

Sometimes mans best asset is his
ignorance.
What we most v ant is not always
what we most need.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-02-09

Hoarse Coughs. Stufy Colds,
pain in chest and sore lungs, are symp-
toms that quickly develop into dan
gerous illness if the cold is not cured.
Foley's Honey and Tar stops the cough,
heals and eases the congested parts,
and brings quick relief. Sold by all
Druggists of Lexington, Henry Drug
Store of Chaplin, S. G.
The newspaper., 1910-04-15
Notice

The following resolution was
passed by the State Board OF
Health, March 30, 1910.
WHEREAS, Rabies has been and
is now endemic in Colorado. and
as human life is endangered by
this condition. therefore. be it
RESOLVED that all local boards
of health in the state be requested
to enforce the muzzling of all
dogs allowed at large for period
of 30 days from this date and that
all dogs found running at large,
unmuzzled. be destroyed.
This order will be strictly en-
forced. By order of the local
health board. J. H. HILL. Marshal.
The newspaper., 1910-04-15

The Holy City at the Gayety
the e2nd and 23d of April. under
auspices of the Baptist ladies.
Proceeds to finish paying for
their two lots. Everyone come
and see the beautiful. inspiring
pictures of Chrisi's life. Also the
illustrated song. Hoy City,"
sung by Miss Flora Jewell. Reg
ular price.
The newspaper., 1910-04-15

The Peoples meat market is
surely the place where you can
find the most up to-date stock
of meats, vegetables of all kinds
and in fact anything the heart de-
sires. This is saying a good
deal but never the less it is fact.
Phil Eiscnkramer can prove it
and so can we.
The newspaper., 1910-04-15

Mrs. Jennie Fry is having the
old concrete foundation under
her residence on Third street re-
moved and fine stone one put
in its place.
The newspaper., 1910-04-15

F. Jones this week began the
erection of fine concrete house
on his ranch northwes of -Paonia.
Mr. Jones recently purchased thus
property of Chas. Alton.
The newspaper., 1910-04-15

O. b Mas,erman and family
cam in from Grand Junction
Friday of last week and will again
be Paonia residents. Mr.. Master
man has been in business in Grand
Junction for the past year
The newspaper., 1910-04-15

When you have a deed. mort
gage. bill of sale or any other
kind of legal paper drawn. have
it done right. Geo. o. Blake has
had many years experience and
will do it right.
The newspaper., 1910-04-15

HORSE for SALE-6 years old
will work single or double, weight
about 1300 Call up Coop phone
26 X 36-3t
The newspaper., 1910-04-15

All kinds OF conveyance papers
quickly and promptly prepared,
abstracts of title furnished on
short notice See c. c. HAWKINS.
The newspaper., 1910-04-15

Stationery,sporting goods, gran
ite' ware, tinware, china. kitchen
utensils cheaper than usual at The
Racket Store. 364t
The newspaper., 1910-04-15
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business visitor Tuesday.
Harry Elder spent Sunday in
Hotchkiss visiting friends.
]. F. Miller was a business visi-
tor in Denver part of the week.
A. H. Cooley left Tuesday
morning for his home in Lincoln,
Nebr.
Geo. White and Jas. Smith, of
Somerset, were Paonia visitors
Saturday.
J. A. Spratt, of Grand Junction,
was a Paonia business visitor
Tuesday.
T. L. Crews moved into the B
F. Rudolph residence on North
Fork avenue Tuesday.
G. E. Baker. of Orchard. Colo.
was looking after his real estate
interests in Paonia this week.
Born. to Mr.. and Mrs. l. w.
Taylor. Friday. fine baby boy.
Mother and child getting along
nicely.
Fred Miller, of Eckert. re-
turned home Monday after spend
ing a few days at the A. S STRAIT
ton home.
]. K. Vance and wife drove up
from Delta Saturday and are the
guests OF their daughter. Mrs. J..
l.. Crisweli.
Mrs. ]. Palmer who has been
visiting friends in Paonia left Mon
day morning for her home in An
nandsle. MINI.
Warren Howard returned TO
Rogers mesa Monday morning
after spending a couple of weeks
with home folks.
Rev. and Mrs. J Q. Vermillion
and wife. returned home Friday
evening after a weeks visit in
Pagosa Springs. Colo.
Jas. Lance. who has spent the
winter in Belvidere. Ill. returned
to Paonia Saturday evening. Mrs.
Lance will follow later.
+. X. and c. w. Deering. of
Portland. Maine. arrived in Pa
onia on Sunday evenings train
and expect to spend the summer
here.
]. w. Bruce and sen. Grant. ac-
oompsnied by J V. McClensthan
and Chester Cooper drove to our
sister city. Hotchkiss. in the auto
Sunday
Mrs. B. Quaokenbush who hss
spent some time in Colorado
Springs visiting with A. ). Goode-
now and family, returned to Pa
onia Monday.
NJ. NJ. Cox. of Woods Fruit
Co.. Chicago. arrived IN Paonia
the first Of the week from south
ern and western points. where he
has been buying ftuit Tor tina,
company.
Mr.. and Mrs, +. G. Wade and
children returned home last Sun
day night from their winters So
journ in Los Angeles and San
Diego. Calf. They report very
pleasant winter but were glad to
get home again.
Ed. ]. Swaidner. clarinetist OF
the Boston Montana Band. OF
Butte. Montana. who has been in
Colorado Springs for some time,
enroute for Butte, spent lew
days this week with his friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. l. w ~ zier.
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the proprietor or the unique
hotel for some time, sold her
! lease to Mr.. and Mrs. Pierce.
who will Immediately take
charge. This is a fine business
proposition and we bespeak for
them a liberal patronage. Mrs.
Green and family left Thursday
for Butte, Montana.
Mr.. and Mrs. d. Allebaugh left
Thursday morn ng for an extended
visit with relatives and friends,
first to Denver and after a few
weeks spent there. they will visit
Iowa and other points. They have
rented their residence on Niagara
avenue to Mr.. Parkhill for a per
iod of three years.
Miss Leona Boiling returned to
her home in Cedaredge Monday
after week spent with Paonia
friends. She was accompanied
by Miss Ethel Hite. of Grand
Junction, and Miss Zenobia Thom-
ason. of this place, who will make
an indefinite visit at the Boiling
home.
Superintendent of schools, Mrs.
r. NJ. Anderson, came up from
Delta Saturday to visit the Paonia
schools, also to renew the ac-
quaintance of her husband. She
returned to Delta Wednesday
morning.
c. NJ. Coins and wife arrived in
Paonia from Denver Sunday even
ing and Immediately took charge
OF the German mesa ranch which
they recently purchased.
Ray Willis. of Republic City.
Kans.. arrived in Paonia on Mon
day evenings train to join his
parents who came here a couple
of weeks ago.
Mrs {. l. Chamberlain. who
has been visiting her sister here
for a few days. left this morning
for her home in Atwood. Colo.
w. Clark returned to Psonia
Tuesday evening after an en-
tended visit with relatives and
friends in Summertield. n. c.
James Reno left on Thursday
mornings flyer i.r Sterling. Colo
to look after his large cutie
ranch there.
Claud Clark. OF Fort Collins.
Colo. arrived in Paonia Wednes-
day evening TO visit his bro ther.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nels Frieberg are
the proud parents of baby girl.
which was born Monday. April IL.
Granville Collins spent a cou-
pie OF days with friends in Craw-
ford the first OF the week.
Mrs A. B. Martin returned
TO Hotchkiss Wednesday after
spending a few days here.
n. G. Shaffer. of Delta. was a
business visitor in Paonia the
create. part OF the week.
Miss Nellie Riley, of Hotchkiss
spent a few days in Paonia the
first of the week.
]. M. Drouth. of Hotchkiss.
was a Paonia business caller Fri
day of last week
John Dietrich left Wednesday
morning tor his home in Colorado
Springs.
n. B. Fulton was Crawford
visitor the first of the week.
Subscribe for The NEsPAPRwE.
The newspaper., 1910-04-15

Nelson Bros. Fruit Co. have
the genuine REX" Lime and
Sulphur spraying solution, the
best on the market.
The newspaper., 1910-04-15

Spraying material and Growers
supplies of all kinds. the best
brands at Nelson Bros. Fruit Co.
The newspaper., 1910-04-15

The Gould Hand Spray pumps
are the best. Get them at
NELSON Bros FRUIT Co.
The newspaper., 1910-04-15

If you want good hay at a re-
duced price, call 20 F Coop
phone. Hotchkiss
tt w. S. REYNOLDS.
The newspaper., 1910-04-15

a month. Inquire of
]. LUCHsINGER.
p. o. Box 575, Montrose. 37p
The newspaper., 1910-04-15
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Fish and Oysters once a weel
at the Peoples Meat Market.