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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19
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BE MERclFuL.

= A number OF complaints have =
! been sent In to the Humane So =
= ciety concerning the oYer-driying =
= Of delivery teams during this hot y
= weather: also the over-driging Of y
= livery teams, especially on Sun =
: day, cows in the sun tied 10 a >
+ rope all day without water. =
; Cruelty Of tho above kind or any =
; other kind should be reported to =
! the Humane society =
= JONAS COOK. Z
" President Humane Society =
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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19

Chief Doss viii get you If you don't
watch out-better get busy with your
weed cuttInG
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19

T. G. Windle, Of Ninnekah, an
nounces that he is candidate for
county commissioner, district No. 3
(south end). subject to the action Of
the Democrats.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19
FOR TREASURER

John w. Fitch announces his candi-
dacy for treasurer Of Grady county,
subject to the action Of the Demo-
Gratis.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19

e. j. Hubbard announces that he Is
a candidate for sheriff Of Grady coun.
ty subject to the action Of the repub-
llcan voters, August 2
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19

Sell Pursley announces that he is
a candidate for county commissioner
for the southern district Of Grady
county, subject to the Democratic pri-
mary.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19

w. 8. Kilgore announces his candi-
dacy for the office Of county treasurer,
subject to the action OF the Democrats
in the primary.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19

John f. Thomas Of Tuttle announces
that he is candidate for county com
missioner. district No. ] northern).
subject to the Democratic primary,
Aug. 2.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19
ron REGISTER OF DEEDS.

Geo. w. Petty announces as a can
didate for the office Of register Of
deeds. subject to the action OF the
Democrats, Auguat 2.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19

lF YOU ARE LOYAL TO cHIcKA-
sHA, YOU WILL PATRoNlzE THE
HOME MERCHANTS.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19

c. H. Roady. Of Rush Springs. all
nounces that he is candidate for
county commissioner. district No. ),
(southern) subject to th , Democratic
primary Aug. 2.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19
FoR COUNTY COMMISSIONER.

John M. Penn Of Pocasset hereby an
nounces for the office OF county com
missioner. District No. (nortbern) J,
subject to the Democratic primary
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19
EoR coNsrAsLE.

Ed Estes announces that he is a can
didate for constable Of Chickasha town
ship, subject to the Democratic pri-
mary.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19

u. r. Burgett announces that he Is
candidate for county commissioner,
chickasna district, subject to the ac-
ton of the democrats on August 2.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19

Henry Ireton announces that he is a
candidate for register Of deeds, sub
ject to the Democratic primary.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19

Mrs. Anna B. Crouch Of Tuttle an
that she is a candidate for
county superintendent, subject to the
action Of the democratic primary,
August 2.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19

cHicKAsHA MERCHANTS MEET
ALL COMPETITION.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19
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FOR SHERIFF.

George W. Caldwell announces that
he is candidate Cor the office OF
sheriff Of Grady county. subject to
the action Of the Republican voters on
Aug
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19

IF. Tandy OF Amber announces that
he is a candidate for representative
from Grady county. subject to the Dem
ocratis primary.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19
FOR COUNTY SURVEYOR

H. A. Cranwell announces that he Is
a candidate for county surveyor, sub
iect to the Democratic primaries on
August 2.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19
EoR DISTRICT JUDGE.

Frank M. Bailey announces that he
Is candidate for district judge. gib-
ject TO the action Of the Democrats on
Aug. 2
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19

Ed +. Johns is a candidate for
county commissioner, district No. 2
(Chickasha), subject to the demo
cratic primary August 2.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19
FOR DISTRICT CLERK.
FOR COUNTY CLERK.

Joe D Lindsay announces his can
didacy for the nomination for county
clerk subject to the action Of the
Democrats in the primary, August 2.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19

G. ]. Taylor Of Alex announces that
he is candidate for county commits
sloner Of district No, 3 (southern) sub
ject to the democratic primary Aug
ust 2.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-07-19

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+ POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS. =
= Republican. =
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1910-06-15
Dead Horses.

Feeding hogs on dead horses
is a common practice on farms in
the vicinity of Detroit, Mich,
according to James c. Greimer,
caught tampering with a neigh
boris barn and convicted and SEN
fenced. At his trial Greimer adj
mitted that he bought old horses,
drove them into the hog pens
and killed them for the hog to
eat. He seemed surprised when
the prosecuting attorney express
ed establishment at such thing
and stated that it was a custom
among farmers. 1t is supposed
that Greimer was trying to steal
a horse to feed to his porkers.
Sheriff Matthews says he found
a horrible state of affairs on the
Greimer farm. The pens were
filthy beyond description. In
one lay the carcass of a cow,
badly decomposed and half de-
voured by hogs. Chickens also
were feeding on it.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1910-06-15

In the Matter of the Settlement
of the Accounts of w. B. Pate
son, Sheriff, as Collector of the
School Tax for 1909.
w. B. Patteson, Sheriff of Adair, coun-
ty excerpts t o the report A. H.
Ballard Commissioner Adair Fiscal
Court, which was filed in this court on
April y, 1910. for the following reasons.
LIST. Because said Commissioner finds
and reports that he is indebted to the
School Fund in the sum of $574.88, said
Commissioner reaches this conclusion by
charging him with all the polls listed by
the Assessor and the Sheriff at 25 cent
each and then charging him with per
cent. penalty on these polls because
they were not collected prior to Deem
Der l. 1909 and he fails to give said
Sheriff credit by $50 of these polls at rs
cents each, which were allowed to him
as delinqent polls by the Adair Fiscal
Court and also fails to give him credit
by the per cent. penalty with which
he lad charged him on the same polls
and which penalty amounts o $2.7O
which together with the 25 cents on
each poll would amount to the sum of
S47.70 and would leave him indebted to
the School Fund in the sum of 1927. Is
instead of the sum of S574.88 as shown
by said Commissioner
Wherefore he prays that these ex-
ceptions be sustained and that ne be
credited by the sum of $477O in addi-
ton to the sum by which the Commits
sioner gives him credit and for all
proper relief.
w. B Patteson, Sheriff,
By Jas Garrett, Attorney.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1910-06-15
ADAIR COUNTY COURT.

In the Matter of the settlement
of the accounts of w. B. Pate
son, late Sheriff, of the collection
and Disbursement of the general
fund:
w. B. Patteson, late Sheriff of
Adair county, excerpts to the report of
A. H. Ballard Commissioner of the
Adair Fiscal Court which was filed on
April %, 1910, for the following reasons:
Because said Commissioner finds and
reports that Adair county is indebted
to said Sheriff in the sum of $500, 80 to
which must be added what ever amount
the Fiscal Court may allow and certify
as delinquent taxes for the year of
1909, when he should have found that
there was to be added to said sum what
ever amount the fiscal court allowed as
delinquent taxes for 1909 and per
cent thereon because said Commissioner
charge dsaId Sheriff with per cert pen
atty on all taxes which were uncollected
on December 1909 which included the
1913 polls at $1.00 each which were al
lowed as delinquent and said Sheriff
having been charged with the penalty
of per cent on this Sl93 was entitled
to be credited by said penalty which
amounts to the sum of $11.58.
Wherefore he prays that he be credit
ed by said I93 delinquent polls at 81. 90
each and $11.58 the penalty on same
and for all proper relief.
w. B. Patteson,
By Jas. Garrett Attorney.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1910-06-15

Capitalists from Alabama, Hi
nois, Ohio and Tennessee are to
spendover one million dollars in
making Dauphin Island, south of
Mobile, one Of the greatest coal
ports along the gulf coast. The
organization was formed at Bir-
mingham and among the inn
provements will be the building
of a railroad to connect with the
Mobile and Ohio, and Louisville
and Nashville roads. The COM
pany has a total acreage of g.
900 and will reclaim 500 more by
drainage.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1910-06-15
Sheriff'S Settlement of School Tax.

A settlement of the accounts of w.
B. Patteson, Sheriff of Adair County, of
the collections and disbursements made
by him of the tax of ten cents ad valo-
rem and twenty-five cents poll tax lev
led by the Adair Fiscal Court at its
June term 1909 on all property and per-
sons not in the Graded School District
of the town of Columbia end ordered
collected and paid to the Treasurer of
the County Board of Education for the
year 1909.
At the regular October term 1909 of
the Adair Fiscal Court, l was by an
order of said Court appointed the Com
missioner of said Court for the pur-
pose of making settlement with W.
B. Patteson, Sheriff of Adair County,
of his accounts of the collections and
disbursements of the tax made by
him during the year of 1909, which had
been levied by said Court at its June
term 1909 and orderer to be collected
and paid out by said Sheriff during said
year of 1909 for the purpose of aiding
the Common Schools of Adair County.
found the total taxable property in
Adair county to be So, 500, I'll. From
this amount l deducted the taxable
property in the Graded School District
$3.50, 782, 90 leaving balance of 81, O15,-
$500. l then charged said Sheriff
with 10 cents on each $4,000 worth of
taxable property assessed, equilized and
certified for ad valorem taxation for
the year 1909
found the total number of persons
in Adair county who paid poll tax to be
3,025. From this number l deducted
291 the number who paid poll tax in the
Graded School District, making a total
of 2, 734. then charged him with g.
734 polls listed for taxation for the year
1909 at rs cents each.
then charged him with the franchise
tax on the different corporations doing
business in Adair county not in the
Graded School District.
l then charged him with per cent.
on all unpaid tax n December LIST,
1909 which made said Patteson's debts
as follows:
To 10 cent ad valorem tax on
$2,Ol5, $4,000 $2O15 SO
To franchise tax on Farmers
Bank, Cane Valley, 8 60
To franchise tax on Farmers
Bank, Casey Creek, 10 90
To 2,7S4 tithes at Is cents each 683 so
To'6 per cent. added to $13S,S7
of unpaid tax on December 1st
1909 8 SO
Total 81 726 So
then gave said Sheriff credit by two
receipts for sums paid Treasurer of the
O1.~%.x IL - E<1rooks.-
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1910-06-15

O0U 81
| therefore find that Adair County is
indebted to said Sheriff to the amount
of $500, 80 to which sum must be added
whatever amount the Adair Fiscal
Court may allow and certify as delin-
quent taxes for the year 1909. All of
which is respectfully submitted.
A. H. Ballard,
Commissioner of the Adair Fiscal Court.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1910-06-15

ceipts are filed herewith as part hereof
marked l and 2
/ then gave said Sheriff credit by his
commission of per cent. for collecting
81. 726.36.
Said Sheriff then paid your Commits
sioner $1,000 for which | gave him
credit, which makes the credits to which
the Sheriff is entitled as follows:
CREDITS
By receipt No. paid Treas
urer County Board of Educa-
ton October %, 1909 81 OBJ 43
By receipt No. paid Treas
urer County Board of Educa-
ton December a, 1909 l 900 90
Commission at a per cent. 1O9 o.
By paid Commissioner 5 90
Total 81 146 As
Debts 60 726 re
Credits 2 JAG AZ
Balance $579 88
l therefore find and report that said
w. B. Patteson, Sheriff of Adair Coun-
ty, is indebted to the School Fund in the
sum of 81. 726.36 and that he has paid
out for said fund 81. 151.48 which, leaves
the net balance due by said Sheriff to
said fund $574 SO.
All of which is respectfully submitted
this 20 of March, 1910.
A. H. Ballard, Commissioner of the
Adair Fiscal Court.
ADAIR COUNTY COURT
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1910-06-15
CREDITS.

CREDITS.
By certificats of allowance S6879 81
By 20 polls released from taxa
ton 20 90
By Fl polls listed twice 81 90
By 14c ad valorem tax on $780,
448 90 wrongfully listed Al %
BY lac ad valorem tax on &c.
$500 listed twice 913
By lac ad valorem tax on 81, &c.,
90 listed but no property found AT
By Commissions 573 SO
By paid Commissioner rs 90
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1910-06-15

Total 81 726 So
l then gave said Sheriff credit by two
receipts for sums paid Treasurer of the
County Board of Education which re-
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1910-06-15

S E Conover assignee of B
Burton SO 70
S E Conover assignee of A Wal
ker 90
S E Conover assignee of A Ho-
vious 81 0C
S E Conover assignee of ] CHar-
risOn 50 OC
S E Conover assignee of DIR. y
H Grady OC
S E Conover assignee of F
Triplett 0C
S E Conover assignee of Triplett
& Eubank OC
Strong Hill %
S E Conover assignee of G w
Rubarts 26 90
S E Conover assignee of DR.. S A
Taylor 90
S E Conover assignee of Ham,
monds & Chapman II SO
U L Taylor 81 SO
u L Taylor so 90
U L Taylor 80 rs
Helton 90
D Eubank so
Charlie Sparks 90
w H Russell 90
S. S. Williams 90
A B Henderson 90
w H Knihey 2 90
Citizens Bank assignee of R G
Breeding 90
Citizens Bank assignee of J H
Kerns 50 90
Bruce Montgomery assignee of
E B Atkinson 10 90
Bruce Montgomery assignee of
w H Burress 26 90
Bruce Montgomery assignee of
Adair County News Sc 48
Bank of Columbia assignee of
Flowers & Nell 10 90
Bark of Columbia assignee of
Nell & Nell 80 90
Bank of Columbia assignee of DR.
w r Grissom so 90
Bank of Columbia assignee of
Coomer & Gowen 81 so
Bank of Columbia assignee of
Thos. Dudley 80 90
Bank of Columbia assignee of A
W Tarter 466 SO
Bank of Columbia assignee of A
W Tarter 4 90
Bank of Columbia assignee of [
c Harmon 65 90
Bank of Columbia assignee of
Coomer & Gowen LA 81
Bruce Montgomery assignee of
G Moss z 25
Bruce Montgomery assignee of
Walker Absher 65 90
Bruce Montgomery assignee of
G R Redmon Is so
Cooley Bros, 8 90
J NJ Shive 5 90
H K Taylor 2 so
j o & K Russell assignee of T
R Suits 154 go
] M Wilson 8 90
j B Keltner Is so
w T Grissom 8 90
A w Tarter 424 so
j B Russell assignee of ] N
Murrell 58 30
J P Beard assignee of ] N Muir
rell & Co 80 90
w w Kirtley as so
w W Kirtley 5 90
R H Price 2 90
G F Suits 10 90
Dave Beard 8 90
Pickett & Hovious 8 Is
DR.. J C Gose IS 90
Georgia r Shelton $50 90
w L Brockman IL 25
w L Brockman 26 90
j A Hardin 8 90
Claud Callison 2 90
] w Young 90
S Miller 30 90
B V Hovlous 10 90
G A Helm 16 30
] o & K Russell assignee of TR
Suits 2 30
] o Russell assignee of Jake
Simmons / 90
j o Russell assignee of W B Pat
teson 100 "a
J o Russell assignee of H K Tay-
lor 90
Russell & Co. II 90
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1910-06-15

} II COnOVer, w
A B Cox, 90
D w Sublett, assignee of LR
Chelf "a so
] w Sublett, assignee of June
Grove &c 90
D w Sublett, assignee of Martha
Taylor 10 80
J w Sublett, assignee of A
Hovious 81 90
D w Sublett, assignee of JIG
Dudgeon 80 90
D w Sublett & Bro, $50 so
w Sublett & Bro, 20 90
D G W Dillon, Is 90
, Wilmore & Moss, 81 90
w Cartwright assignee of Ha-
} mon & Chapman z O6
w F Cartwright, assignee of T
} G Thomas 8 25
w M Wilmore, 2 70
} Wilmore & Moss, % so
} L C Winfrey, 200
} R w Hurt, 264
Barbee, 2 90
} H Mitchell, 2 90
White, W
} z Pickett, 2 co.
w Young, "a
J E L Sinclair, 200
S c Neat, 2 90
} H c James, 8 04
Mack Coomer, %
L Smith, AZ
j w thompson, 30
b Keltner, 55
Eugene Nell, 20
II . Corbin, TO-
L W Rice, 70
M 4 Blair, 80
Ia Rich, SO
Il Miller, 80
j + johnson, SO
Pelley, 30
j Beard, 80
L > Patton, II
Il Z Breeding, Il
5 A Murreil, 40
V u Hovlous, "a
Hendrlckson, "a
l. w Tabor, 90
T. randy, III Y
Il l. Davis, 90
Chas Sandusky, 90
w A Humphress, 90
+ V HUMPHREYS, 90
Il Hurt. 90
Horace Jeffrles, 90
n M Tut, 90
Horace Jeffries, 90
w + JettrIes q Sons, assignee of
June Groves 13 0Oi
ID . q K Russell, assignee of
Il Suits 40 90
junlus Hancock, Receipt dated
Dec3l, 1909 625 90
l was then shown list which is
filed herewith as part hereof of
~ persons who had, by orders
OF Court, been released and
exempted from poll tax; l
therefore gave said Sheriff
cred'd by ~ polls at 81. % each 70 90
| was then shown list filed
herein OF Il persons who had
been wrongfully listed the Sec
ond time for poll tax; | there
fore gave said Sheriff credit by
Il polls at Sl.OO each Il 90
l was then shown the orders of
the Adair County Court releas-
ing ad valorem tax on s29, 44S,-
w worth OF property which
had been wrongfully listed by
the Assessor; therefore
gave SAID Sheriff credit by l4c
on each SlOO.OO thereof Al %
IL appears that S6,olo,OO worth
OF property has been wrong
fuliy listed by the Assessor
the second time; therefore
gave SAID Sheriff credit by l4c
on each $lOOO0 thereof Ii
l was then shown the orders of
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-12-18

ficient dolls to carry Suffragette
election, if they could vote and was in
telligent enough to want to. Imagine
Sufficient jumping jacks to leap from
Brooklyn to Cairo. if combined in one
excited jump. Imagine 10000. 100000
tons of candy canes all sorted in UNI
brella racks and being painted red,
white and blue By baby angels en-
pIoyed for this delicious art And i'm.
agfne something more, please. Imagine
all them Joyful gifts of Xmas being tieG
IN suitable Packages for assorted
children in America, China, Arabia,
Germany, Ireland and Peru-and who
was doing this delicious work? 1000
brown fairies laborins seriously with
department store expression.
I'VE are expect ting extremely heavy
Christmas this annual year. say Santa
Claus. High Cost Of Living has never
arrived to the Santa Claus business
He led lis to large brunette studio
where 70 magicians was laboriously
working making inventions. One was
inventing Teddy Bears what could talk:
another was discovering new picture
puzzles; while yet several more was
working with chemistry to manufacture
the perfume what comes with Christ
mas trees. 40 little angels was stirring
large pot with silver spoon. Now &
occasionally they would drop i'm candy,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-12-18
Her Match.

JUDGE SIMEON +. BALDWIN, in one
Of his prediction speeches in New
Haven, said. apropos of the law.
The law properly understood, is just
and right. 1t appears just and right To
the average man. If it isn't SO. il is
soon changed.
Sometimes the law seems unjust for
the reason that il isn't compreIended.
Take the case OF the woman prisoner
before Sir Edward Coks.
This woman appeared in court with
her hat on. The judge said sternly:
A woman may be covered in church,
but not when arraigned in a court "
justice
ITO this the woman replied:
:. 1t seems singular that 1 may wear my
hat i'm the presence of God, but not in
the presence of man
And she would appear, i'm her legal
ignorance. to have got the better OF tho
argument until Sir Edward Coke re-
torted:
1t isn't singular at all. Man, with
his weak intellect, cannot discover
secrets known to God, and therefore, in
investigating truth. the court must SEE
all obstacles put aside. Accordingly IL
is fitting that the prisoners hat be re-
moved, and with il the shadow that Il
casts upon her face.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-12-18

They decry that Toys can't arrive
Dept. Stores
Il SMILE" pop forth him joyly. 81
leave them toys in Dept Stores merely
as samples so that Parents can look-see
what would be best beautiful gift for
childhood to get
Also these Union Children say one
port that Hon. Santa Claus would be
impossible to be in 10o,000,000 houses
in one annual evening. How could he?"
This from me.
Il shall spoil my whisker by laugh
ter" ignite Hon. Santa Claus. ut are
easy for me to be 1OO.00O,O00 places in
would be. You remember Magic Key
what Xmas Fairy gave me?'
II memorize the event.
We'll, this Key enables me to be any
where's with gifts wherever the Xmas
Pass Word is said
what could be this Pass Word?" L
relegate.
Love" explain Hon. Santa Claus
Hon Edison. with all his phoho-
praphs. near invented a discovery like
that l devote.
Hon. Edison, with all his phono-
eranhs never discovered the Human
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-12-18

JOY" response Hon. Claus with
chuckly whisker.
Me & Nogi stood upward, remember
ing our detective employment.
Mr.. Claus we report grubly," We
are here on deliciously disagreeable
business
"Umpossible." say him with smilings
What should you require?'
"All Children of the World has formed
d Union and threatens a strike, unless
Santa Claus is positively proved to be
what folks says he is.
How shocky.' snagger Hon. Claus.
Don't Children believe in Santa Claus
no morec'
Some of them has their deceptive
suspicious" l suggest.
We'll, WE'LL" he amuse, what is
World coming to? First Insurgents say
they do not believe in the Constitution,
then Harvard Professor says Chris CO.
lumbus was somebody else. And now
Children uprise up and decry that
Santa Claus is merely vacuum. Why
should they have this sinful SUI
pertsition?"
"Because-so,' 1 response. modern
America-child say that Santa Claus cam
not come down chimneys, because mod
ern flats is made of steampipe ar
rangemenr."
"Ah-ho." smoker S. Claus, "chimneys
is no longer useful to me in this age of