The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-03-17
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"What do you think of woman for
a yoter?" Il think every voter ought
10 have one."-Houston Post.
The vicar-Now, children, what is
false doctrine? Inspired Maiden
Please, sir, bad medicine.-Punch.
Mistress-Do you believe in fate,
Bridget? Brfdget-Sure, how could Oh
walk &c OF didn't, mum?-Philadelphia
Record.
"They are very much in love with
each other suppose they'll finish up
by getting married." Yes; that'll
be their finish, guess."-Judge.
"Have you forgotten that ten dollars
YOU owe me?" mot at all, Didn't you
zee me try to dodge into that door
way?-Louisville Courier-Journal.
Mrs. Church-Are your children be-
Ing brought up to help themselves?
Mrs Gothem-oh, yes; never lock
the cookie jar!-Yonkers Statesman.
Bleeker--I understand your wife
used to lecture Has she given 1t up
since you married her? MeeRer-oh,
no. but she no longer lectures in pub
lic,-Chicago Daily News.
Belle-I want to send Tom a short
message. but he'll never get it in time.
Nell-Why not telegraph? Belle
Won't do at all. can't underline any
Of the words,-Cleveiand Leader.
Miss Sweet (apologetically)-"I fear
was rather restless during your lect-
ure, professor, but my foot went to
sleep Professor-Really! Was l so
ulinteresting as that?-Boston Tran
script.
Conscientious patient Ito specialist)
well, doctor, | should now like to
come to a distinct understanding as
to fees. My sole income, must tell
you, is twenty.four pounds ten shill-
ings a year."-Punch.
Jones--Green bought secondhand
automobile three weeks ago, and he
has been arrested six times in it.
Smith-For exceeding the speed limit?
Jones-No; for obstructing the street.
Chicago Daily News.
The Missus--Norah, how many fam
lies have you ever worked for? The
Maid-Wurruked, is It, ma'am? I'll
have you know, Mrs. Parker, I've
wuTuked FIR livery family I iver lived
with!-Chicago Tribune.
Half the world doesn't know how
the other half lives" Possibly" an.
swered Miss Cayenne. But that isn't
the fault of the ladies who get to-
gether with their knitting in our
hotel. Washington Star.
Father" said Little Rollo, what
Is a happy medium" II suppose, my
son, that it is one who can earn sew
eral hundred dollars a day by making
tables and chairs move around the
room, Washington Star.
81 wonder why so many business
men marry their stenographersP'
Probably under the mistaken assump-
ton that they can dictate to them as
easily after marriage as they did be-
fore, Birmingham Age-Herald.
Did you use any money in your
campaign" Certainly not answered
Senator Sorghum. That sort OF thing
has been discredited. A man who has
any real financial ability should be able
to d. business with a gilt-edge pros
us."-Washington Star.
Young Lady ION first visit to West
ern ranch)-For what purpose do you
use that coil of line on your saddle?
Cowpuncher-Tha line, as you call 1t,
lady, we use for catching cattle and
horses, Young LADY, dare say. Now,
may ask what do you use for bait?-
Judge.
81 feels mighty sorry fer de OIL Kun
mel" said Brother Williams. ANY
thing happened to him?" mo, sub;
but he done made up his mind ter
swear of on de fust err de year, an
Oars mo- lef' In de barrel than he kin
git outside Of twixt dis time an dat!'
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