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The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-09-01

control Of himself and the spirit Of temptation he has
ceased. however. to be fond OF his wife. She - now
engaged In suing his parents for = half million dollars.
charging them Win weaving away her husbands anee'
tons.
We're the lady in the case demanding damages for
the loss Of the creature she knew as hushsnd the suit
were ridiculous He may have been worth many times
q half million dollars In property. but worth not nve
cents IN person. The man IS a different fellow alto
gether now. In the state OF his heart as well as his
mind. In sheer point Of possibilities Of value % himself
and TO the world he Is not 10 be weighed against sordid
gold. Unhapplly. however. the courts have no other
standard BY which 10 measure the price Of affections
and the object OF affection except money. The chorus
true that the young man Is all they say be Is. radiant
Of health. sober. proud Of his service and eager to as
sumo a permanent place as q worker. who can blame
the wife for lamenting her loss4 II the courts can't do
more they might give the plalntin sole possession 70
the memory OF the youth 70 whom she vas married
The parents would surrender that with enthusiasm-
Toledo Blade.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-09-01
No ?

FFErE rasterr essirs gaat saeef A. ths las
booted. sl0aeh halted aesieFneF are bslng
eommitted b. their uaaeftaaefs % neA
sxtF4sasaness uhieh. 70 lae numbis eys
81 ths p~lainsman. ais nos exactly ~ goa1
the very LATEST ia ara faaes4is Tbs trait.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-09-01

- on are actually committing q crime against
your stomach when you cat whle suffer
ing from acute disease defy anf ste
dent Or scientist 70 disPFose thia state
R@~%@@~sT meat. When you suffer from aeafe
NSXIH disease, pneumoaia. feyeEs. ete. the pFin'
- clpal object Of uheh Il simply tbs eieaas
inc Of The blood. every particle o. food you Eaks tnto
YOUR stomach Fesarda reeoyeFy- A. a result q careful
INSTRUMENTATION hygienists ind that = typhoid fever
natisnt viii Lose weight and afFsngth Easter mnsm beln&
led than when no food Il given. IN ether SORTS - NAa
lose less strength and recover far more quickly wnea
ma food Il kiven. when the digestive organs 90 aet
require food and you persist In patias food iate TBS
stomach you are poisoning yourself and 4dainx e ~
disease. II these statements 90 not Impress fea -
being reliable. a little e-xpegAmsnkiag 90 your own 49,
count viii soon prove their tFalh. What = nezaed -
disease Is 70 give the human body. that maFsetoas mx@
terry that each aud every one q u possesses. . chanes
10 cleanse Itself. q chance 20 siiminaEe the Dessans that
are el0sgine functional activity There i % uexd e
fear. 10 need Of anyone dying Of a. seage aIlmeaf nn-
less Vitality has been very sFeatly retarded thsea8h
through prolsnsed use gf als0Aol o. s8ne
other similar eauee-Ppgsieat CultaFes
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1910-09-01

ins to eat II s HAa
The La Jara chronicle., 1910-06-10
| EVENTS OF THE WEEK /

The willow flies are out.
How viii La Jara celebrate the 4th?
Herbert Wilson is down from the
reservoir.
Hon. d. E. Newcomb returned this
morning.
. Fine Cabbage plants for sale at
!, "sunnyside."
o. B. Case is here from Denver
on business matters.
Lee Becker came home Saturday
from Colorado Springs.
kavalec can do everything but
grant divorces. See him.
Wallace Forbes returned Monday
from attending school at Greeley.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Frank On
statt, Thursday, June 8, daughter
Mr.. and Mrs. Kent Mount returned
last night to their home in Alamosa
Fine furniture at the Murphy-New-
'oiip StOIt Oll the
Miss Stella Newcomb is a guest at
the home of her uncle, ID. E. Newcomb
John w. Shawcroft went out to the
summer cattle range the first of the
week.
Game Warden Pursley was over
on Los Pinos creek Monday on official
business.
Speaking of shoes. sell the Ham
ilton Brown Shoe Company's shoes.
Leroy Wilson.
The Leroy Wilson store received
handsome new steel safe the first
of the week.
Two umbrellas have, been left at
the depot recently. Please pay the
agent for this notice.
Fishing tackle of all kinds at rea-
sonable prices. See the Murphy
Newcomb Hardware Co.
Warren Wilcox, formerly of La
lara, is back at Telluride again re-
porting for the Journa'
The party who lost one of a pair
of rubber boots can get the same
by calling at the Club Buffet
100000 to loan on improved Cone
JOS county farms at low rate of inter
est The La Jara State Bank.
jose de luz Marques drove over to
Monte Vista Tuesday on business at
the office of the forest reserve.
Jacob Weist was an arrival Sat
urday from Rocky Ford, for visit
of month or more with his sons.
Garden hose, lawn mowers, ham
mocks, etc, at the MWphy-Newcomb
Hardware store on the corner.
Marshal Fulfs has been overhaul
ing the fire engine and it is now
thought to be in good shape.
II you want everyone to know you
are in business, put an ad in The
Chronicle. the big home paper
l.. ID. Eskridge was here from Dem
yer the first of the week 'ooking
after his many business interests.
Miss Edna White and Mary Forbes
came home Tuesday, from Boulder
where they have been attending the
State Preparatory schoo'.
x. G. Kelly reports the sale of eight
lots this week in the Town Company
property. notwithstanding the real es-
tate business is a little dull.
If you want something good
to eat, remember what we have
10 offer can't be beat This is
especially true of all our meat
G. G. Oliver.
The Royal Neighbors of America
gave a very pleasant strawberry fest
ival and dance in their hall last Fri
day night. The attendance was good
and the receipts netted something
over $50 for the society.
Will C. Spencer was in town the
first CT the week for load of sup
plies. He has about $50 acres of his
thousand acre plowing contract for
c. f. Chrirty completed and has moved
his camp over on the north end to
be nearer the work.
T.. r. Stark, the reservoir man,
came in from the south Sunday even
ing. He was down in New Mexico
two or three weeks exporting some
land nronositions He snenf n coun1e
The La Jara chronicle., 1910-06-10
The HOME LUMBER, COAL AND GRAIN COMPANY
LEADING DEALERS
Attention Everybody

The Home Lumber, Coal 9 Grain Co.
wishes to announce to the general public that
they have in stock and in transit the largest and
most complete stock of building material west of
Pueblo
Should you desire to build house and finish
it up with V. G. Oak finish, have the material.
Should you desire California Redwood of No.
quality, we have it.
If you desire Mo-. Washington Fir. have it.
If you want New Mexico Pine, we have it.
If you want No 1 Hard Maple Flooring you
can get it.
Should you desire BeveIed Plate fancy out
side doors, either in Oak or Pine, we have them.
Also, inside doors, in Pine, Fir and Redwood,
handsome Cottage windows, the finest porch
fixtures in the land, stair newels, stair rails,
building paper, Ruberoid roofing, paints and oils,
screen doors, shingles, dimension lumber of all
kinds in fact everything that it takes to build a
house. And, without fear of contradictions we
assert that have the best and the largest stock
of building material this side of Pueblo.
~ Our greatest desire is that those who con-
template doing any building this season. come and
stock. Our prices low can be
afforded. Seeing is believing.
Yours TRULY,
l. j. RICHARDSON, Manager
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1910-10-05
TURNER'S AMBITION.
The Great Painter Achieved II by
Years Of Self Sacrifice.

The Great Painter Achieved II by
Years Of Self Sacrifice.
Turner could not bear TO sell a IA
vorite painting. He was always mel
ancholy after such n transaction. II
lost one OF my children this week." he
would sadly exclaim. At n meeting at
Somerset House II was decided to pur-
chase his two great pictures. the
Rise and the Fall OF Carthage" for
the National gallery. A Mr.. Griniths
was commissioned to offer $1,000 for
them. "a noble Offer" said tkP paint
er' "A noble offer: but. no. cannot
part with them. impossible" Mr..
Eriihths. greatly disappointed. took his
leave. Turner ran after him. 'Ten
those gentlemen" he said. that the
nation will most likely have the pic
lures after ALL" Long before this
turner had matured purpose which
continued to be his dominant idea
while life lasted. This was to be-
queath 70 his country a Turner gal
lery or pictures and TO amass 100000
TO build and endow an asylum for de-
cayed artists. II was for this great
object that he denied himself all pleas
ufes that cost money. all luxuries. His
resolve. once made. could not be shak-
en-. On one occasion he was offered
tlVo'OOO for the art treasures locked
up In the den" 'Give mo the key
OF the house, Mr. Turner" said a Liv-
erpool merchant, land here Is the
money" mo. thank you" replied
turner II have refused better Of
ier And that was true. BY his will
ne bequeathed $4,000 to found an
asylum for poor artists born In Eng
lond and a magnificent art collection
70 MS country. This latter bequest
was however. coupled with the con-
ntlon that his "Rise and Fall OF
carthage" should be hung In the Ma
uonal gallery between Claude's sea
port and "Mill."-London Graphic.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1910-10-05

Wei. q all the freaks you should
have seen those hatchcd by a neigblor
this season Macy bad twisted friibv.,
Ike the pictur. Dtbers just ,.ipp.d tho
shell and stuck fast. aud acting thu
good Samaritan. ne helped lhr.u out.
and from their appearahc,- they sure
" needed IT,
some had one wing others bad .,..-<
OF different lengths. some had ero~.
oi1is or great eyes that rlared 90. a
menacing manner. But the majority
were crooked. their heads and tails
touching. their twisted toes beating the
air
- What he said is not in the dictionary.
and what he wrote 20 that incubation
manufactures you will not find among
his testimonials
Thinking il might be ancestry. he
ran to the coop and examined every
chickens toes. but found all straight.
lie concluded. after reading city
farmers editorial. that moisture was
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1910-10-05
FILLED WITH CURIOSITY.

That Was Why Ne waa Arx,o..,.
waiting Outside tho HOUSE.
Inc man was shading behind tree
IN 'front.' OF an apartment house IN n
cross street when the cop on thar heal
came pounding along Oh the sidewalk
- was close TO midnight. and naturally
me cop stopped aud looked M ,hc man
standing behind the tree.
"Howdy." says the cop. by way q,
opening conversation.
You're another" replied the man
good naturedly.
"Whutchub dom waitin. to- so,,,.
bodyr inquired the brave policeman
"Nope."
Just stapdip' there. heyr'
You've hit IL"
Live near here. do youY"
Right In there" SAYS the citizen
jerking nis thumb 10 the direction of
the apartment house he was standing
In front OF.
The cop looked a, him thoughtfuny
for minute.
''Niebby it's none OF nv hpsIrss, ..
'~S@. eHo tuch again f0eODy u Is
l don't like 10 20 round buttin into
anyoody's private affairs. bnt tell me.
neighbor. what's your graft. anyhow p.
Weli, iooSened up the citizen. III
It's case OF me a-tellin' you or YOU
croakin' from curiosity right IN front
or my eyes. I'll tell you now n is
provided II don't go any further. Ny
Wife says 70 me when I started down.
town this evenln'. IL you're not home
by midnight I'm goln' TO pack M and
go right back 10 mothers So therer 4"
WELL" says the cop.
WELL" repeated the citizen. ITS
Just about midnight now. and I'm ike
you-Tve got curiosity. I'm waitin'
here 10 see II she's goin' to keep her
word"
The cops curiosity ceased M that
point. and be walked on down the
street whistling. without waiting TO
see the thing out.-Clevelaud Pain
Dealer.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1910-10-05
THE SPEED MANIA.

Sensations That Come With Ride In
Racing Motor.
Imagine yourself In big racing una.
chine piunging over a course M eighty
miles an hour For the average man
the sensation is awful. but the speed
kings revei in t. Down the road
strcaks the car. dashed into n
typhoon 10y the appalling speed. the
still air roars I'm your ears. You think
you will never regain your hearing
The resistance OF the atmosphere Is
fearful. The slightest forward move
ment Is an effort Distant obiccts
loom up suddenly before you and Jump
by. The landscape Is streaky line
or green. blotchet here and there as n
house Is passed. The gale seems 10
cut your face and you feel yourself
being gradually hattcued out against
the back OF the seat II seems that
the glass In your auto goggles IS on
the point OF breaking Particles OF
dust are driven back I'm your eyes. You
may become blinded. The vibration
OF the engine Is terrific Mysterious
indicators auctuate alarmingly II
may mean that the engine Is on the
point OF exploding What makes the
door tremble 50: Surely srmefhiug
Will happen now.
And then you hear explosions boom
Ing from the exhausts rs the drivers
shut or" A sharp turn Is aheud.
The noise is deafening. The terrific
speed does not seem To have nccn
checked. The outliue OF the turn
grows more distinct IL is sheer folly
maybe death-to rush NJ Il nj such
pace. You dare not breathe as rhe
car tears into the bend IL skidS and
n wall OF dirt is thrown up nioupside
you as the driver. with a sharp twist
OF the wheel. sends the car once more
back in the middle OF toe road. lou
are safe-until another turn is Cncoun.
tered.-HamptOn's Magazine
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1910-10-05
CHICKEN RACES.
The Ridiculous "Hen Derby" InstI-
tuted by Sir John Astley.

The Ridiculous "Hen Derby" InstI-
tuted by Sir John Ashley.
II Is said that the browning triumph
OF Sir John Ashley. that inventor OF
absurd contests. whose forte Il was 10
arrange races between animals which
nature apparently had Eade most un-
suitable for the purpose. was the In
stltu,ion OF the only races that ever
took place between chickens.
The story is that the idea camo TO
Sir John during visit TO n friend who
kept large number OF hens Ho no
tlccd how rapidly the chickens used TO
scurry TO their mother when food was
thrown to her. This furnished the IN,
gcnious Sir John with n clever notion,
and AT mess. he then being quartered
az Windsor. he accordingly unfolded
20 his brother officers his plans for a
great chicken race.
lie bought from a farmer hen and
n brood OF chickens Each officer was
90 choose chicken and mark II with
n ribbon. so that he could easily recog-
nizc a.. The chickens were TO be placed
about 6fty yards away from their
mother. and whichever OF them reached
her frSt in answer 10 her cackle when
food was thrown to her was 10 be nd-
Judged the winner
And 30 this ridiculous "hcn Derby"
came or In the barracks at Windsor
and was witnessed by nearly the whole
brigade OF guards. who Travelled down
from London especially TO see It.
The race was such success that II
was arranged 10 repeat IL the follow
ing week. II might possibly have be-
come regular institution and n rae
ing stable OF chickens might have been
added 10 the attractions at Windsor
had not Sir Johns chicken won on
each occasion with such ease as 10
cause suspicion In the minds OF his
competitors. Indeed. Il was found, II
S said, that in both races Sir John had
selected n sturdy young cockerel who
was much too speedy for his sisters.
When victory was n certainty for one
particular competitor the contest, OF
course. lost interest. and so the chicken
rlccs at Windsor came 10 a sudden
end--New York Herald
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1910-10-05

Don't feed white wheat 20 pigeons.
II IS undigcSted, sours and causes
sCOurS.
Don't refuse to do an enemy q favor.
II may make him a friend in the end.
Don't let the corncvib open FOR the
turkeys 10 STUFF such Guer Is sure
turkey killer
Don't feed much hemp TO SQUAD
breeders. Makes them too fat. say
scientific feeders.
Don't say amen on Sunday and give
your chickens no water ON Monday
IN amen corner scat I'm a church so
ciety is no proof of "a corner ODD piety.
Don't put oats away ON the sheaf
with the idea that when you're away
the mice won't play. Oats taste "mitey
nice" 10 mice.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1910-10-05
QUEER NATURAL HISTORY.
Gam. Curious Eighteenth Century De.
seriesions o. Animsis-

o.,,. Curious Eightssnsh Century De-
ssrip;ions o. Aninsls-
so,,., curious slwx.iusonts or folklore
and natural history arr contained Ia n
-. ,.,ok called ''fhr SportsmRn's
n,e,,,nnry.~ which was published to-
- IA, end OF the eighteenth CEN
$50, The author was evidently a
pbilis,lne among Philistines In his at
,i,ude toward nature
a, the master musician. the blac.Ss-
bird. be says;
..Thls bird Is known by all persons
o,d Il better % be eaten than kept.
hoi,. much sweeter TO the palate
chen dead and well roasted than 10
tho ear while living; sings about three
months In the year. or four at most,
though his song Is worth nothing. but
,f he be taught to whistle he IL OF
some value. being very loud. though
coarse"
And here Is n story OF the squirrel
with the ring In II or the seventeenth
oven more than the eighteenth cen
,urv Il reminds one OF the hares OF
Izoak Walton. that changed their sex
Is once year;
III what is reported or them be true
the admirable cunning OF the squirrel
anpears In her Cwhere we commonly
use his when the sex need not be
sneclhed our ancestors often used
herr swimming or passing over a riv-
or. for when she IS constrained by
hunger so TO do she seeks out some
rind or small bark OF tree. which she
sets upon the water and then goes into
n. and. holding up her tall ike n sail.
tets the wind drive her TO the other
side and carries meat In her mouth
10 prevent being famsshed by the
length OF the voyage"
or the wild boar we have this: And
what place soeyer he bites. whether
man or dog. the heat or his teeth causes
Inflammation In the wound II there
fore he does but touch the hair OF n
dog he burns or-nay. huntsmen have
tried the heat OF his teeth by laying
hairs on them as soon as he was dead.
and they have shriveled up as II touch
Cd with n hot IRON
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1910-10-05
pidnt Give Aim ths chance.

schopenhauer. when staying In Ge-
neVa. used to go every day to a table
dhote at which now and then APP
peared other distinguished visitors.
once Lady Byron sat next to him.
Doctor" said the host after she had
'eit' with twinkle In his eye. doc
'or. Go you know who sat next to you
at the table today7 1t was Lady BY
Ton."
why tho deuce did you not tell me
TINS Deforer' replied Schopenhauer; 81
should have liked TO DO rude to her,"
mat was what feared" said the
most. "and for that reason I kept 1t
Quiet"
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1910-10-05

REv. JULIAN BEoAn0Us, ID. D., Pastor.
Preaching every Sunday Al Il M. and ;
y. IN.
Sunday School every Sunday at $50 a. m.
Superintendent d. II. Jones.
b. y. 7. L. every Sunday at p. m.
Prayer Meeting every Wednesday at 5 p n q.
Ladies Aid Society Mrs. NJ.
HI. keriOot; Nice-PreSident Mrs w. :.
Dix; Treasl Ter, Mrs. \. ID. Ha-desty;
Secretary, Mrs VIM Hart Meets first
Thursday in each month.
Ne'ghbor'S Club; Missionary Study Class
President and Leader. Miss Mary Wash
ington Gold. Meets first Wednesday in
each month at the residence Of Miss
Mary Washington Gold.
The Woman's Missionary Society meets once
a month in the basement of the church
Ms r. u. Hardesty, President
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1910-10-05
TWISTED TRTLBTS.

needed and SCI; bis heavy incubator M
IA the damp cellar and ran it carefully
Tor three more weeks and got zero.
The eggs were pipped. but that's an
They were fu.i of twisted mouStro>i-
ties. unass.miiated yoiks aud blood.
We examined the eggs and machine
and found thai the thermometer had
told him iie-it bad lied straight
ahead for six weeks - machine bad
run ut 10 degree. -. thermome.
ter had Registered ou.y i03 degrees:
hence frcale
Too much hot air is bad anywhere.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1910-10-05
Smothering Spells

=, suncred Tor nine or ten wears
Had spells Of smothering. fnsliv
went INTO eonvulsions. DR. Miles
Ncrv:ne brought complete relief
and believe saved my life .,
MRS. ROSA BONNER.
ISS N. 18th St. Birmingham Al,
The blood is the channel through
which IS transported the nourish-
ment that sustains life. When the
circulation is poor, your vitality is
Iow' your nervous system exhausted
ana you arc weak and debiiitated.
You can restore nervous energy by
DIR. Miles Nervine.
Its Strengthening influence upon the
nervous system gives il power TO
send life-giving blood through the
veins.
The first bottle will benefit; n not. the
or"Ssisf VIII return your money.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1910-10-05
An Attractive Residence.

Yourresidenoe can be made more
attractive, more stylish and more
comfortably by having it papered
with neat, artistic paper. lean do
this work for YOU at a fair price
and guarantee your satisfaction.
The price is low when the character
of work and material is considered.
Z. NJ. RICAMoRE,
Berryville, Va
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1910-10-05

A teacher was inStructing Il class Of
boys and had spent halt an hour Try
ing 10 drive into their heads the DIFF
ference between man and the lower
animals. but apparently with little sue
cess.
Tommy" he said coaXingiy 10 III.
tie chap. do you know the difference
between, say, me and pig or any
other brute?"
NO" replied Tommy innocently. hut
another teacher standing by laughed. b.
London Answers.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1910-10-05

There Is a club on. boo. Loo. hoo,
IL hawls round everywhere
h4cn member has n crooked mouth.
Drawn down by to0s % care
Each member has "a store cf groans-
Iney make groars by whoiesaio--
ara when they sikh g.d CRY. "Oh. rnyf"
10 nat tremendous waltz
Ten member hns stack ~ frowns-
lneF make frowns hr the ton
lfo"n they'd place on each sweet face
And leave no room Tor fun
cacn member lives CD black cloud
'.F make clouds while sou wait
ILe- ifc 90 take our smiling e,,ios
AMI pains them nasty slate
bach member has q tear bag tf-
and when they squeeze .ea-,. m,
1ol better stand from under. friend.
tnereI he a watcrspout
I'ut Jet these crcass 90 Boo hoo hoo,.,
lhey % get the hc-ho here.
4-is pretty world is not Tor si-bs
CUR future not fcr fear.
'laush and grow fat Ia. ha. That.
r0.tt
Hl lard be true That's r,e.
Let others tawi their blind ewes mn,
say 80 whine in mine.
horal-Abstain iron, whine
q. ~. BARNITz.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1910-10-05
Alternatinu currsnt p.

In the light OF what has been learned
about the houseny there Is no longer
any excuse for the gay inSOuciance OF
the poet who wrote n summer board
ing house lyric. In which these lines
occurred:
Here. sir. is your currant pie.
Alternating currant pie.
First q currant. then a liy
Meath the crust alternate lie.
Louisville COurier-JO urnal.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1910-10-05
CELlBAcY FoR cockEREre

Feathers Oft hide o multitude OF
skinny young roostcrs al market bu-
"neh the thin blue slanked carcass *
revealed IL is difficult for the cooks
anger 10 be concealed
That bird might have been piump
and pretty II the farmer had kept him
from running after the hens and fed
him 10 q finish.
This does not refer 70 culls.
y Gull once Gull always.
To the cook pot with The culls.
This includes the giraGc~ OF the aock
those long legged. knocknecd pullets