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The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

and points I'm Indiana. Michigan and
Kentucky. He will attend the com
mencement at Indiana university, and
will be the guest OF Harmed L. Pratt
at Ann Arbor. Michigan. Mr.. Pratt,
Salt Laker, graduates with this
years class from the University of
Michigan Law school.
\
Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer 3. Jones have
returned from a months stay In the
east.
Miss Glore will be the guest of her
sister. Mrs. Z. P. Gaylord, for the
summer.
DR.. and Mrs. F. J. Alexander have
returned from a weeks visit in Provo
with relatives.
4 X \
The Misses Alene and Melba Rollo
of this city. left last night for vaca-
ton and rest at and around Cedar
City, in Lynn county, where they have
several relatives.
= x X
Mr.. and Mrs. John s. WEIGH and
son Wilbur, of s12 East Second South
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

Bishop Laurence Scarisr in the pres
ence of the immediate family. A
wedding breakfast WIS served. after
which the popular young couple left
for a trip 20 New York and other
eastern cities. Mr.. and Mrs Donahue
viii be at home after July Is, at 2S5
+ street.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Dorius have Is
sued invitations for the wedding re-
ception of their daughter, Hazel, and
MILFORD Moyle. on wednesday. June
%, to be given at their home, 1896
First avenue.
Mrs. s. J. Nelson announces the
engagement of her daughter. Flor
ence, to Samuel w. Coverdale, the
wedding to take place the latter part
of June
The marriage of Miss Ethel I.
Gertz and w. r.. G.. Tonge will take
place "Wednesday evening at 6 o'clock
at the home OF the brides parents.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. II. Cert. The Rev,
2. A. Simpkin of Phillips Congrega-
tional church will perform the cere-
mony.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12
Weddings and
Engagements

The weddings and wedding recep-
tons occurring during the past week
have beeen too numerous to mention.
Although the interesting events have
been mostly home affairs, many Of
them have been carried out elabo-
rately as 20 detail.
Miss Marjorie Brooks and Levi Jen-
nings Ritter were married at the brides
home Wednesday evening by the
father of the bridegroom. ". W.
Ritter, in the presence Of the imme-
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

An examination for Salt Lake City
teachers will be held at the Lafayette
school building on Monday and Tues
day. June Is and "a. beginning al 3 q.
m. OF the first day.
All teachers and candidates not hold
ing certificates valid for ie10-1911 are
expected to take this examination
Candidates for high school certffi-
Gates will please notify the undersigned
not later than Thursday. June 2.
Pens, ink and paper viii be furnished
d. H. CHRISTENSEN,
Chairman Board OF Examiners.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12
nAMRERGER LINE

Elegant new electric cars. Special
excursion rates Sundays and holidays.
Salt Lake and Ogden round trip 81.
Visit ogden canyon. beautiful Idle
wild Trout and chicken dinner.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

DIR. Thorn has moved his office TO
321 Brooks arcade. office telephone
6s2. residence telephone Risk
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12
TEACHERs, EXAMINATION.

street. left last night for San Diego
Calf, to be gone several months.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

Bathing is Ideal at saltait.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Bennion hav
come from Provo to make their HON
i'm Salt Lake, and are at home ia
East Third South street.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

Bishop T. s. Spalding and sister,
Miss Sarah Spalding. will leave to-
morrow for the Indian reservation,
where they will remain for a time be-
fore going to Denver, where Miss
Spalding will spend the summer
months with her mother and sister at
their summer home in the noun
tains.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

Miss Mary Bogue. who has been at
tending school at Colorado Spring
has come TO spend the summer vaca-
ton with her parents. MIR. and Mrs.
Warren Bogue. 119 + street
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

Mr.. and Mrs Glen Miller and sol
Gleed. will leave soon for the Paci
fic coast, where they will spend tn
summer.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

A pretty wedding was soiemnized
yesterday at high noon at the. home
Of Mr.. and Mrs. A. II. Kelly. when
their daughter, Claire. became tho
bride OF Edward ]. Donahue. The
ceremony was performed by RI. Rev.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

w. M. McCrea will leave this even
ing for a business trip 20 the Indian
reservation.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

Thomas o. sheclxeii leaves today
for a months vacation In Chicago
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

Mrs. c. J. Collins and children, eft
yesterday for Detroit. where they viii
join Mr.. Collins to make their flu
ture home.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

DR.. and Mrs. J. c. Landerberger and
Mr.. and Mrs. John w. Delano left
wednesday in the formers automobile
for trip through Utah and Idaho.
After spending a few days in Malad
and American Falls. they will go to
the Won Knoblok ranch in Idaho.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

Miss Nellie Pearsall left yesterday
for New York to sail June 20 for a
summer abroad.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

A large number Of Salt Lake peO-
pie will attend the homecoming
days wednesday and Thursday of this
week in Coalville. for which a large
number of invitations have been IS
sued.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

Mrs. Carl Prinz will arrive Monda
from Milwaukee to be the guest of he
parents. Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Gran
for the summer
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

Miss Emma Lucy Gates sailed yes
terday from London 10 come 70 Utah
10 spend part OF the summer with her
parents. Mr.. and Mrs. Jacob +. Gates.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

Miss Josephine Murray has left for
her home I'm Rock Springs, wyo., after
a pleasant visit in the city at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Abner Luman.
x 4
Miss Cordelia Green will leave
Tuesday to spend the summer in
North Yakima. Wash.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12
Personals

Miss Mildred M. Tibbals, daughter
OF Mr.. and Mrs. W. II. Tibbals of this
city VINO has held the position of
assistant professor of English in Knox
college, Galesburg. ILL.,, the last two
years, has recently been regularly
elected to the position. Miss TibbaIls
will spend the summer at the Uni
versity OF Chicago. taking a special
course for the degree Phi. d. Miss Tib-
balls is now attending the graduating
exercises of Oberlin college, where her
brother, Howard Tibballs. will grad
uate, taking the A. b. degree.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

Judge and Mrs. d. n. Straup leave
Thursday for Long Beach, Cal, where
Mrs. Straup and the children VIII
spend the summer. Judge Straup will
return to Salt Lake after a stay of 8
few weeks.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

Mrs c. J. Royle left Thursday wi-h
her sons for New York. whore she
will remain indefinitely with her son.
Edward Milton Royie. in his New
York home
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

Mrs. J. T. Richards and children
have gone to Berkeley to spend tn
summer.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

Professor and Mrs. Charles r
Carlson of the University OF Denver,
College of Music, are rejoicing ovel
the arrival OF baby boy. Mrs. Carl
son was. before her marriage. Mis-:
Lulubel Eldredge. daughter Of Mr.. anC
Mrs. J. L. Eldredge of this city.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

Mrs. J. J. Devereaux and daughters
the Misses Josephine and Frank. will
spend the summer in Long Beach. Cal.
* * \
Miss Lesley Woodruff. daughter Of
DR.. and Mrs. +. d. Woodruff, who has
been studying under Professor Eu-
gene Heffley Of New York for the past
two years. will soon return 20 spend
the vacation In her Salt Lake home
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

Mrs T. d. Lewis and children viii
leave during the week 20 spend tn
summer months In the Pacific north
west.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer 3. Jones have
returned from a months stay In the
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-12

Mr.. and Mrs. Leon Engstrom hav
left for the east and will visit in Chi
cagO. New York, Atlantic City ant
Washington, ID. c. before returning Z
salt Lake.
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neEt G-t -" .t 4. MT "a 80
fortunate DIR. Aked, who wished to
escape, but couldn't, as the drummer
preferred a clergyman. XII
Stealth ought$to be catching. you
know" shouted the drummer. M
Al 1T Is added the MINISTER meekly.
StsIThen there was Moses" pursued
theSdrummer, who. paid no attention
to counterstrokes. He made mistakes
only" 4
Ell $50, do we ALL" suggested the clergy
man, !"and Mosesstold us ours first
aAnd creation isn't such a much.
anyway. went on the drummer like a
springtime food Nothing In the uni.
verse: Is made we'll .5
For instance" :
$ssa"Er--ourselves. We have eyelids to
protect the eye, but our ears have no
lids. Now. e it had been good Job
we could rest ou sense of hearing BY
closing a lid over 1t once In awhile.
couldn't we r rses co. ! %* STS'ss
& It was the doctors turn to enthuse.
s. .Great!'5 he exclaimed. "You have
actually uttered q new idea--at least
one that ! have never heard Of before.
Twill concede you point against the
human a I would give thanks to
the Maker. IL he had made, mine with
lids, Believe me-, sir, II It were SO !
should close them now.n-New York
Telegraph. W.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1910-04-01
ROOSEVELT On. N.
l Resume sumo Of thes Former Presl.
dents Outing III lie African
s;Jal1llngleess--;,vplhaat IDS HuatlngandS
5 EXPLORING Expedition A Has Done, J.
By Es.A.EDGERTON
I

"A sa.aa EhL 4 !. horss
&ss3n y s1Sa9 $500 .ans assSaEsH haln tsia.E-
S Sk1A ~ ~ r5 F Fe.tllgsl rlder and private rs Silt 4
IN u $i 5Sal zen y on his$ Way back fta tomb &
aictty, and IND home: After ayearIsas d:
mighty hunter heSnow changessSSfhliss role,
on the world stage ana sbecoriess;axc ol-
sapa ,pctI,,,rars " sswp7hh an thro,S,4, MN mn g I
4batbnart ~ u,II +aga MI 81 4 o.
$3.50. ! MI II . 3 A.'osss4
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HON II ! n |. !. J III
sll,l he 4 Great rlsld Hunter il II Soon Is Assume
Ro(leaf College Lecturer andtolBe
I'm Entertained tt' ] ~ Royalty Spec.
/ t titalIlil Feature ii tofs Ills Irlp

perhaps we shall have to failS back 81;
.stthe colonel ssssasd2 H#$8Es
What n a. about the $pessim1issts who pre-,
d Eb that the colonel was certain It's
get African fever 4or the sleeping sick.
snessSand$$thos other Wall street pro !,
who hoopedthaatsevys lion wound
dc its duty They z / ali taaikting,
small. small nov. Did they Imagine that any
thing fn Africa could Withstand tie
Roosevelt ~ luck What good are wall
street prophets anyway? Most of
them cannotss predict the future
movements Of stocks andSs 49, have to
depend On A sureef5ttlhingt,E game of swork-
ing alge s # ) Recommendations
prophet - not without honor save $in u
hts big oWn country was not spoken 8
the Wall street brand 81 Ssso,othlssalyer.
sH3eiis without honor anywhere under
the sun. 3 $@ 8# TE# N III sS&% s2
wan street Is not celebrating the res
turn f the colonel. That is 81 Pea;
4aaeon8##why the rest oof the country Is
celebrating; Possibly the bulls d
#bears fear thai Roosevelt Ills coming
back to start hunt Id the :fnan-
cial& Jungle On the way osKhaarrrtlu11mli
he dropped one significant remark sto
the effect that be had harder work
ahead than that done IN Africa, Just
what IS that harder work he? Not
writing evidently, for he finished His
African II book before; his return to civ
illiEzaatiion Possibly the big trust game
has has y reason as for being apprehensive.
High fhnla1nciers are timid about every
thing except taking other peoples
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1910-04-01
new new \ SHORT STORIES STORIES
AEniable Aked,s Apt Answer.

AAm1ias a Aked's Apt Answer. (
!SS T 81 Rev. Dr. Alked during q r,uln-in5
wfthlS$aaIn agnostic theTother daySscored,
q neat fall for the orthodox.
N At ltSH$lhlaappp'ernlaed on railway train.
The doctors d~ialectic adversary. was.
z drummer dl1lln,riuea who had purchased pa.
per backed edition saof soIneSlectures
delivered el BY the late Colonel Inger-
coll. 81 ssz2 @ %3G ss $ ;sES s5. 5Ss.lg
!$s Twas all an overwhelming novelty
for the drummer. II S3SE BS
#$ With his natural gift of loauacity q
very brtef intake OF ideas suficed, and
he began to squirt like q geyser. 81
Everybody within The sound DE his
voice was deluged. including the mn
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1910-04-01

Payne-Aldrtch tariff Uncle Joe, the
insurgents, Ballinnqgger-Pinchot Cook
Peary and forty-sevengaftd different kinds
55of inYestdgationsst u sound o,ftheEYoicsee
that has been smotheredS 90 d ID
the African jjIulnglesI brings back q feel
ing O9 mother and home. Next Welz
shall shlal hear a Of race e ~ suicide :ias mallefactors
90 80. ~ a ~. Ia.a ana. CT clt115
$500 IL 1;t, ..4 II 49, ,ss ~ s,s 49, 80, II
ehsT 4 nor,os c,,,h t q thss $500 u 49, 80.
-r;onsana tSaS sto.4ar ana ,,aa,,a. Aaassa8
ssat,an MI $500 haass
~ 49, haysS $500
Suithsa sasr Esnas IA 1890 mssaiys
~ Il sorrna n s NM M ~ 49,
~ y#H 4 1900 : +hara III 3 Ss,ss !,
asnross M I'M ssssash snar
and MI thaS asrS@ IS
~omina hansai SnatstbaaaId 49, An,
anvns tram tbaE & mn n,,lI hashrntin
q royn ~ n,osat nndar afai,Iva1
~ +aiyas Am syo,,ps nocaY ,,saraty,s an
sanst II nsa M 49,
5s,sora hi m 5sticI. III ~
5HsneE nm fhaShraesa' mn MI araar INA
Il hrothar q ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
mn frs,st sfsrs,ssn,aTc snaas9
- wifhT
naaaI ID Throyp hack fba M asfand M
SsbeT lond one AMI come aown onsaIi
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money and the mere shine lof the.
Roosevelt eyeglasses and teeth gives
.themsthe Sshivveerss. .s .#l yS Il

money, and the mere shine 81. tie
Roosevelt eyeglasses and teeth gives
sthemsstheS shiv1eear,ssI.. VI M
gis5S Esyy MI rra cx..xss #
i, s.sss,s '.lDss $3.50 sS n sSsgs$ }%sS
. us ss y. yea since I'D
ytsN,l le sna !seN Ws .Iks or q ,p az
$50 HI, .aES9ea AIlao We .fsl<lll S Ior the
$3.50 Ssonslnen sSsS 0 g1Salo re- made aft'
ss's, ~ as6 sV ~ .Iaas oiosa.
49, ssa .t'ys asn lnsss e1poc laE lesSa ana WI
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su es1a g. G al1hsAlsal q is M aasAlnaa
~ 8 sass .sW 10y EN1 ,se rs s @ aaA AS
$3.50 suanAa. sfS.sl SsDeI s llgl1uaa. asa ~ neS
III es y W y gWas gseeIed 70 person 8Dys
II. $3.50 lsa' y yffsat ,FaAs W. pou aelfs ~.
\ 1870 qta ~ NJ NV o sNssuls gesso ppllsea,@S WSaNtc.
ass a q, aaso Ssa Ih NAM
au 49, u 81. H. n m .sa. " 81 lase1sSWof rs
lNola'a 49, 8, us III sasa 'ea .1sNl ssss ne
w ! gu, lNsS' a.lgpars 9. "a !. at sA,lIs. EN-
v $3.50 !. prs We y. Delng an 81 met met
100 49, $50 ! loI sale. slnes 81
asaSs suA va ~ ~ ~, ~! g1asNG nag !e1E
~ 49,. q Isoays !. h4lS ~. sSs llalllI| Ri
. $3.50 ssa s ~ ID gAsa su VA. 8 N. ~
ssa " 1870 81 sDa1 .l Il
a s.,alass olsstsss III. IL. W. 49,. $3.50 ID sIn
$3.50 ID
49, TOO 80 g II a. 4 VA
vi u EGksN
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HuI1aOr mi
p /. Philosophy
\ ~ DUNCAN ~. SMITH s.a
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

REING entirely satisfied with one.
self Is one Of the very Arat essen
.tiaIs AZ being d~isagreeable. u VI
sIf We could get out an Injunction
against ourselves restraining Is from
giving the things we 60 much want.
ourselves 10 some n else. perhaps
we would be happier. 3$F
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Moving Along.

FS%SGIs5t a. o. NJ, g.. ISE. s. e 'r'. 80
Moving Along. r
How the years slip away, -
Like the swift rivers fows n;
= As softly they come Z q
And as softly they goi ..y
4 Our hand Is extended 7 A
A new one to greet, a 4
And, 10, ere we reckon, -
Its days are completed -,
A stately procession, IE3
- They go as they came. Z
No slower, no swifter, r.. n
But always the same
In Joy or in sorrow, r THE
In pleasure or pain,:-
Proceeding unheeding J
Through sunshine and rain, +
They wait not for orders, n
They halt not for kings, m
They laugh at tnjunctions
And such puny things.
Strong chains cannot bind them
N. Nor slacken their pace. III
No congress can cause them
81. Their steps to retrace. ~ /
y They 60. and in going -
They leave not behind L. M5
A mark save; on memory. .&
W That book Of the mind. L
On down.with the othera ~
A well beaten track, {
And never-no, never - -.
= Comes one Of them back. ;'ssS
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PERT PARAGRAPHS.

.rI%-H ~ PEI. r&T|..e IG'- 2 : ~ - IL -EESE = a---
Winding ones own business 70 o
trade, that few people serve . long
enough apprenticeship at TO be- thoaN
oughly proficient In. (; #%:% y n
There may be people who are entire
~ unselfsh, but they don't 60 I'm osw
Saskf & 5 h 7
s@. - II. 81 q
Justice may have q pair Of scales
but clever individuals have learned
bow to operate them themselves.
a woman doesn't throw a hint thas
way she throws q !s~fone-not by any
meanssss sM Id
The onlysthing that troubles sonss
5of MS IS that orr income can't In anNHsSs
manner be coaxed TO contain our eR-
panses III /
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- o. . ...
CauSioua

MEET & s59;}3 Cautious. 7 !
Zones has never spoken an unkind.
word to his wife" N J4&h 4 \ Sc
sHe must be a model husband
seWell, he found out the day after he
was married that she had taken boz
ing lessons = hSBs Il j
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y
Method In IL.

f@E. Method In II. ~
sHow carefully Brown avoids temp
tationr' " = .. l., q -.
YES, Of q certain kind @sf 81
SHE keeps clear over on the. other
aide Of the street from II, doesn't he? !,
Eyes; the more tempting things are
that way ) IF
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NfiId nsca,nhar.


The late Joseph Dorseysof San lose
the anon detective whose best feat
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. of Canon Bernard att
er q chase from9sAlaakaS Capss ESrnss
s1sed to imputa his suctess his
53kioWladgeof s
detective ne would say. assahcnld;
know the habits y every class Then,
a disguise can deceive him ssS
s.Ailsmeneven Tie mast methodical..
has his. s
euS great Big lazy ioafess SAID
tbs tramp one@nacenSbar day ION!
ought b be- in jan!
Algie the tramp rsgpnaesd DO
spsesended Isl uaonoeIe ln lila
eye know u ahecurEeef
sasing sor j e az this Aleiea
3hnffs denea @ke III afa sssctsSa nand wask
is gosa aaosss Y
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1910-04-01
.Hurnor and 4
4. . philosophy
a.hE:. PROBLEM.
b DVNcAW N. SMITH

nO We like winter7 5 a
~. Are we -Four flushing
Or In dead earnest; "
Then, ID our gushing. U
Or would we rather 81 K
Send tt;a-kiting. SSs Y
Trade IT Tor weather
Not no exciting #H4 \
Is tt tile weather q All
We would have chosanf
Are we enraptured
When we are frozen.
is%Or, are we feeling :. ~
w we declare II
Such ansallurement u $39 y ri
We could not spare ~ / AZ ;.S'
II is W heaithy, 4 rs
SO says the fable. 4 4 n 4 4 !;
But how we ahun II 81
When we are able,
When we are certain 4 4.
Ills q conner J! & 8 y \
Buying sa ticket n III
Routed Tor summer g$i { + !.
Beautiful winter, q u
1E Lovely as ever,
But from tts ~charrningB i. f3 :
K Gladly 2We$seVer, x SIs.
Leaving TO love II
&5E# Those who can only ~ % ]: 55E$
Stay round and bear Il. S$
They won't be lonely. a i 4.
tslTGyI 2 fh4t 49, S5TENIsysSS5Ettk- Ffs, : SE-.SSNgt 1A4ytrf
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The HiStprie Bird.

~ HEslTsE&bSNSSt9 So ss@ASs y tS.'t ~ jfE
Speaking Of christmas turkeys
said Sir Thomas Upton in the Cedric's
smoking room, 'sremindsI ~ Of a Pic
cadilyys club. sfS ss$ h E$s s%S ~ Y y
A3SDevonshire mar sent this club
about Christmas q fne, large swan in
q hamper. The hamper was addressed
Sto5the secretary, who notified the club
members of the treat that was In
store, ana d special swan dinner was
arranged for the day before Christ.
mas E$ SsS
The swan came On az this dinner
booking "Reminiscences ana stately
on q great silver gilt salYer. But
fought Twas 80 tough you couldn't
have carved the gravy. All perceived
that they had been hoaxed.
few days later the sender 81, the
swan dropped So at the club.
r. my swan an right, / hopeS. no.
said lto hesecretar.y. 4#S$ SiS5:
~ and nice trick yon played
on the reply. NM f#
|. Trick What do you meant
Ssa. we boiled that swansforssix
UHsel AnQ WleA ~ CdiMG on ltl6
table 1T was tougher than 4 block f
granitess'S @ S# II RI d 5@$
4 Good gracious! Did . }have, my
sWan5cookedY "a
Ss Z Z SSofs coarse. ,s@s Sy%sssS$s &S A II
fssssThe other nssdespair.
SsSss that bird was historic, be-
groaned. cent him up 20 b stulfea3
ana preserved. He had BEEN ia my
familyfor 900 years He d eatenl
S'0uso q the hand u King Charles ]. 4, =
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1910-04-01
Mere Man Neeessar

@Don't you like this III place. Miss
Etael?". Essr%t 2& ssE5
.No, not a bit" te*$
"But see what beautiful views ara
all around" 4
: 'eThey are utterly valueiess." =
"How can you say sop =
Because there are no nice young
men here to help a girl look at them =
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1910-04-01

Mean.

"a %E% & III Mean 81 Y 4'%3y. ~ 50
81 always try toSdo good.s .ssee
Edo you really aaSy
n ss'Indeed I do" I -
\ scsToo bad, Isn't itY 2 s*E$ s#
eaToo bad? What do you mean ebg
.ehat2"" 1t 81 81 4
THAT such a iaudable ambitto@
should have such q dismal end
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1910-04-01
EXPLAINED.

= 'Wonen certainly are the most un.
reasonable, creatures. wonder why"
ut Is quite necessary"
Necessarily" ~ 29i
Eyes; that they be unreasonable, not
having any use for reason" .sa% 4
How is .thaty" !:
&ssMost OF their dealings E with
men, aren't theyY
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1910-04-01
A. Little Hiqher.

@How fis he getting along with his
study Of the English language?" :
He is making fair progress" ~
'"The>last time Eheard him he talked
through his nose" y
He has got over: that" !
'tThat's good
Eyes. Now he talks through his
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1910-04-01

The best part OF a woman's letter
De- apt TO be on edge. d.. Z x
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1910-04-01

do yon know how TO- manage d
Womang' %S $ #$ f$ i $sSs
Sure & $SA S%.St m %$%%.
""How2'.: T. E.J# IS u @
First f1 i dEsout Just what she IS bent
on doing" S# 5s = ls i N
@t..W ell" f $ NJ " y II 81 49, 5zt 4
! Then enter into an elaborate *
PLANTATION Of how to do just that thing
and insist on her doing 1t" \ q:
'eThen what?" @ jt&f n
q Then want? 2 u Why, man, she will:
be go mad that she; Will dossomething
else, but you never can tell just what
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1910-12-21
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