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The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-08-25

whitney at the nOSpItal says "
feels like millionaire whenever
he gets hold Of a copy of The FRI
to read. He says lie likes the gooe
stuff it carries between its covers
The local officials we're more
liberal with their ice this Summel
than ever before, it is said. There
was plenty of it on hand to react
around-and then just a little bi
more.
AS a philosopher whose maxims
are based on boss sense it is pretty
bard to beat Davy. He said the
other day during very hot spell
Il don't care nuthin' about nuthin
atall."
"Vell, I try to get home purity
soon now" said Butch recently.
81 am not afraid of the high cost
of living. Lam a butcher and |
kin chop out my own living
cheap-ubetchu!
Napoleon, junior, is one of the
busiest and most active chaps in
the caravansary. He is happiest
when he is busiest and conversely,
he is busiest when he is happiest.
Great is Napoleon, junior!
"The Who Who's certainly had
an interesting time at their second
annual convention" said neigh
Dor. 'sThey we're Johnsonized all
right" he said, "to let the cullud
cocanut get away with them.'
The Irvine shop runner-Mistah
Coles-now known as Mephisto-
has not been hollering for tags
very loudly of late. On a recent
occasion during a rush the boys
set him to work pumping the press.
That kept him away for a long
time thereafter. M is ia h Cole,
however, is very modest cullud
cocanut.
Old Heliograms is very busy
these days. 'sOi will come around
after a while so Oh can do my work
without shakin' myself to pieces.
[ see now that responsibility has
. whole lot to do with turning peo-
ole's hair gray. Wilma Teller has
10 responsibility he is we'll off
out he does not know it. He goes
cunning for responsibility gets it
and thin his troubles begin
md keep a-comin'. Arrah-I must
git to work." he concluded.
The Popular Magazine: Rep
Cordel| Hall Of h Q
Fourth Tennessee district. likes to
10 things to impress his constitu-
nts with the idea that he is always
rying to benefit them. On one
ccasion he persuaded good roads
to travel with him
through his district and lecture on
ood roads, of which there are few
n that part Of the State. "You
ell these people," said Hull, "tbat
QUILL show them how to build
God roads SO that they can get
heir corn out to market. At the
rst meeting place, the good roads
xpert said to the constituents:
My friends, I am going to show
GU how TO build such roads that
on can get your corn out. well,
tranger," drawled one Of the Ten
''you don't need TO wor-
y. Down here we raise a lot of
ORR, but we make it inter whiskey
n then fight it out
AvIsO.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-08-25
The Philosopher and the Sport.

Said [ to Bill, leach sensuous thrill
Our tranquil communing outwits,
And we'll weepto the last for times that are past
Said Bill, "Ill bet you two bits
sighed "ah well! nobody can tell
What changes will happen with time;
Ere the season is sped yon and may be dead"
Said Bill, cpl bet you dime'
"Or the welkin green, where the daisies are
seen,
Be soused like cucumber pickle,
Or be suddenly rent by internal ferment"
Said Bill, "I'll bet you Nickel
"The beautiful Dreams that embellish theschemes,
That throb i'll the brain of scholar,
Are full recompense for the worlds negligence"
Said Bill, "I'll bet you a dollar
And that's how it goes; philosophical woes
And daring poetic ascents
Are brought to the ground, harnessed and bound
By the jugglers Of dollars AMI cents
ID. M.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-08-25
SIDELICHTS.

And Porfrio-he' done gone,
too.
To speak kindly is great en-
couragement.
The local poets are chipping as
gaily as ever.
The Prince de Cacciac is COM
ing along soon.
The political steam rollers are
busy everywhere.
A cool head and a dry COLLAR pro-
mote peace and tranquility.
A kind word has more pulling
power than there is push i IN a
mules kick.
The Zumbro Chief says things
are really warm in his bailiwick-
in the engine room.
The campaign cigars swill soon
be the bane of the average voters
existence-but not around here.
Chief Faribault isl at the New
Prison wearing a. straw hat. He
finally got one to his great delight.
"One good Teller, that Signor
Caruso-because he can 50 well
rallzooso," says one Iof his compa-
triots.
Mistah Arkansaw: Il KANT
stan de heat lax [ used to could
down in Arkansaw-nosah, Guv-
mort KANT
The Minnesota Binders are sing
ing songs in the harvest fields and
are using Saltwater Irvine to make
things cordial.
Capt. Whelan says it is a good
plan to keep shady in the good old
Summer time-especlally on the
days that sizzle.
Prof. Burchard has kept III e |
local band going in good shape,
despite the departure Of some Of
his principal musicians.
Oliver Twist continues to gain |
in weight right along. Nothing
like being close to the commissary
department" observed neighbor.
Mistah Ford says he is back on
earth again. "Those circus clothes
made me feel funny" he said.
"And look funnier," said neigh
Dor.
Gilbert says: II ain t wsitln'
for no girl. What I m waitin'
for is Janooary-I'm waiin fer
her." Well, Miss Janooary will
soon be here.
Hugo is thinking of starting a
cat show, he says. He has all
kinds of cats in is bailiwick.
''They are the finest cats vat ISIS, all
the viIe," he said.
Sawbones Sawyer says things are
so quiet now up where lie is at
that he sometimes feels the lack
OF little excitement-just to keep
things from rusting.
Prof. BaIl-Tailor Nelson's pri-
vate secretary-says he will soon
retire from the towel supply bust.
ness permanently. The Professor
is all to the custard. while he is at
it.
Uncle John says he is not can
didate for reelection rs President
of the Chautauqua Circle. 1.-TWO
terms are enough" he said. Il
don't want to join ia Q repeater
outfit"
Prof Holmes-Old Repeater
recently got into the Appendicitis
Club. whats the matter with
your he was asked. "Got the
lumbago and gout," h 9 replied.
The high cost of living does not
affect Prof. Holmes.
Il git SO skeered sometimes"
said Pr f. Webb not long ago,
"that I feel I am going to turn
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-08-25
Old Repeater and the Skeeter.

They say Old Repeater
Felt naughty skeeter
Trying To get sweeter.
He swiped at the skeeter,
Did grand Old Repeater.
A jab never neater
Happened to skeeter,
But the skeeter was feeter
Than the Old Repeater;
However, with nlachiter
The brave Old Repeater
Shaved the borrid skeeter-
And now that skeeter
No longer bothers Old Repeater!
-Shockspnr
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-05-20
" u u
DOTS AND DASHES.

This afternoon at Alexander Field
the st. Louis College baseball nine will
go up against the Punahous. The
game was scheduled for tomorrow. but
change has been made and at half
past three o'clock the umpire will call
play ball" The Rams and Highs
will meet tomorrow and great game
Is expected to be put up by the crack
teams.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-05-20
TENNIS CHAMPIONS
ALMOST I'm SIGHT

wielder was too strong for his oppo.
nent, although the latter stood to
his guns to the finish.
The championship is a tough prob
lem, and with men like Novel;. Low,
Castle. Richards and Cooke still In
the running. II IL hard to say who
the ultimate winner will be. Should
Castle. Cooke. NOVEL; and Richards
be left in the semi-finals there will
be some slashing play before the two
winners are ready to play In the A.
nails. Low may beat Novel; this
afternoon, OF course. and the above
four would change a little. However
II goes. there is going to be some
great tennis. and the championship
this year Is more open than ever It
was
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-05-20
billy PApKE DEFEATS
COME BACK" THOMAS
Sixteen Rounds Of Whirlwind Fight.
ing Papke Would Like to
Tackle Ketchell Again.

Billy Papke showed how good he
was by knocking out-Joe Thomas In
the sixteenth round OF what was to
have been twenty ive-round go
yesterday. Joe Thomas met his first
defeat for long time. He had
won fourteen fights In succession.
and was thought to have come
back" into the championship ranks.
His defeat by the Illinois thunder
bolt" will probably put him back
where he evidently belongs now.
Stanley Ketchell has beaten
Thomas several times. and the last
time they met. In 1903. the "Assas-
sin" accounted for Joseph In two
rounds. Another fight between Kst-
chell and Papke would draw like q
mustard plaster. and 1t Is to be
hoped that Ketchell will come up
to the mark and tackle Bill again.
u q q
Entries for the double championship
will close on Monday at 8 o'clock and
the drawings viii take place at once.
The semi.fnals OF the single cham.
pionship win be played tomorrow and
the finals on Monday afternoon. Al
Gee. the present holder OF the cham
pionship. win not be here TO defend
his title. the winner OF the Anal ON
Monday will be champion OF Hawaii
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-05-20

The Comet night at the Country
Club is looking up like Halley's pet.
and everyc/e In town Is talking about
attending. The AFFAIR will be unique
and the musical program that has
been arranged is a beauty. Billy
Kerr will MARBLE something that win
make those present think that they
are at the London Tivoll,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-05-20

John 10 leads in the batting aver
ages OF the Oahu League and his per
centage Is 500.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-05-20

Six matches were played In the
single tennis championship yester-
day afternoon, three on the Bere-
tania courts and three on the Pa
tcihc. On the former courts, Captain
Low beat Wall. 6-3, 6-2, 6-2; Novel;
beat Clark, SO. 6-2. 4-6. 6-2; and
Castle defeated Warehouse, Ga. SO.
I6-3. On the Pacific courts, Noel
DEER beat Brewster, 6-2. 6-i, 6-1:
r; A. Cooke beat Steere, 60, 11-s,
I6.4; and Anterior Richards beat
Bartlett, 60, So, ell. c. @. Boekus
Is also In the third round, as w. @.
Singlehurst defaulted to him yester-
day.
The above seven winners and G..
II. Olson, who advanced step by
his opponent defaulting on Wednes-
day, will play of today. aud when
the result Is known there will be
four men left In the championship
event.
4 On the Beretanla courts this aft
ernoon, Richard will tackle Bockus.
and Novel; and Low will meet. These
two matches should be well worth
going miles to see. and that between
NOVEL; and Low will be a peach OF
a struggle. Low is playing his usual
good game. and although Anterior
Richards defeated him in. the Wall
Cup, It must be remembered that
Low was owing fifteen in every
game. That was large handicap
Ito give a player OF Richards abil-
llty, and Low dill well to get as close
as he did to the young expert.
The games on the Pacific court
this afternoon will be as follow: o.
son w. Castle, and DEER vs.. Cooke.
These games should be interesting.
too, and Castles play will be watch
ed with interest. This player Is In
the frat flight. and must be given .
great chance for the championship.
He plays more OF a volleying game
than any OF the Others. except per-
haps Novel;. and the man who beats
Castle should go close<to capturing
the UluCu-CONctcu uOuofb.
rhe Cooke-Steeie match yesterday
was a peculiar one, and after Steere
had lost the first set to love. he play
ed up better and In the second set
put up good game. Cooke took
the first three games before Steere
got going, aud the set began to look
like the first one. Then Steere won
the fourth game. but lost the hfth,
and the score stood Al. The sixth.
seventh and eighth game went to
Steere, and four-all was called.
Cooke won the ninth game and
Steere the tenth. Five-all was then
the score. but Cooke took the
eleventh game. Then Steere evened
things up and the score was six-all.
Seven,af, eight-all and nine all were
reached. and then Cooke managed to
get two games In succession and
took the set l1-9. II was long
drawn-out battle. and both men play
ed hard.
The third set went to Cooke Ga.
and he played some beautiful low
cutting strokes that did not rise
much after hitting the court. Steere
did his best, but was not good
enough for the winner.
7 On the Pacific courts, Brewster and
DEER also played their match. aud
It was won by the latter. who took
three sets straight in easy fashion.
The score was SO. 81 and 6-l.
.Brewster took the first two games
In dashing fashion. and then slowed
up and only got two games out Of
the remaining two sets.
Atherton Richards gave another
taste OF his ability on the tennis
courts by beating Bartlett 60. 90.
i al The young expert racket
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-05-20
AMATEUR PROFESSIONAL
S P RsT S
LOCAL FOREIGN
! a u a n u u u a a d a q a a u u
COMING EVENTS.

Secretaries and managers OF 9
: athletic clubs are invited to send .
In the dates OF any events which &
: they may be getting up. for in
sertion under the above head. .
: Address all communications to .
. the Sporting Editor. Bulletin. .
Baseball. .
MILITARY LEAGUE. Z
: May 21--Marines VS.. Fort Shat. {
. ter; Fort Ruger vs.. Hospital Z
8 Corps.
. May PPM @. Ill, Us. Cavalry.
: PLANTATION LEAGUE .
: May 22-Waianae VS.. Eva: Wal.
. alua vs.. Waipahu.
. Oahu League.
= ATHLETIC PARK.
. May PIP. A. c. W.. J. A. c.;
= Marines Va. c. A. G.
. Oahu Juniors 4
8 May 22-Mu Hooks W.. Asahis: {
. c. A. c. Jrs. VS.. Palamas.
= school League.
. MAY 20--Punahou vs.. st. Louis; :
. Rams Va. Highs.
= Skating Marathon.
= May 30-Princess Rink.
. Golf. :
COUNTRY CLUB. I
: May 3l-Bogey Tournament.
. June Flour Ball Tournament. I
Z HONOLULU CLUB.
: May 3i--Match Play.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-05-20
pUlAHOS fFflIED BY
ST. LOUIS BALI TEAM
Good Close Game Played by School
Nines-Saints, 8; Puns. 2.

ST. Louis College Is still going
strong In baseball. and the juniors
and seniors are feeling very elated
over their Victories of the last week.
Yesterday afternoon the Saints ju-
niors beat the Punah6u seconds by
a score OF q. to 2, and most ex-
citing game II was.
The Puns knocked up two runs
in the first inning. and the Saints
made one In their half OF the same
inning. The Saints added one more
In their third and tied the score
Then there was nothing doing for
four innings. but In tAe eighth the
Saints made a run. and led by 3 10
2. The Puns could do no more. and
the game ended In favor of the
Saints.
The 'lineups and score follow:
st. Louis--Fernandez. CT; T.. Co.
nant. S.; T. .Cockett. c.; Hoopili.
2b.; II. Fossett, h.; T. Yin. 3b. C.
Sue. p; Kalauai. IT,; All Leong, re-
Punahou - L., Wishard. 49,; +.
Glib, 3d.; w. Hitchcock. D.; W.
Patty. 2b.; A. Anderson. h.; II. Hind.
c.; Il. Baldwin. IT,: A. Hansen, re-;
Z. Liu, CT.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-05-20

For the FIRST time since the or
ganization OF the American Rowing
Association. Columbia has decided to
enter crew In Its eighth annual
regatta on the Schuylkill river. May
81. Although Columbia has always
had representative on the board
OF Stewards. the authorities have
pleaded one excuse or another for
not sending a crew. This time the
second eight will row In the junior
collegiate event, nd there Is a strong
likelihood that the freshman crew
will compete In one OF the other
events. The entries this year have
filled unusually well, and the re-
gatta promises to be a brilliant
opening of the intercollegiate and
club rowing seasons.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-05-20

A bus will run from the end OF the
Nuuanu car line from o'clock tomor-
row afternoon till six. and those going
10 the Country Club will be able to
make the journey In comfort. At I
O'Clock an automobile will take up
the running, and It will keep going till
midnight.
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1910-12-31
0DEUM THEATER.
ia West Superior
L. w. FURN1SS Prop. and Mgr.

The problem of giving the public
the best possible entertainment in
the motion picture line seems to have
been fully solved by Mr.. T. w. Fur
Miss, for he succeeds in giving his
patrons the very best that the high
est degree of artistic skill has been
able to produce in a moving picture
entertainment supplefented by many
other attractive features.
Mr.. Furniss is proprietor of three
OF the most popular places of amuse-
ment in the city viz; the Odeum the
Lyric and the Penny Arcade at which
are exhibited plays and attractions
of great import both from the stand
point of instruction as we'll as enter
tainment.
All of the attractions selected by
Mr.. Furnfss for his theaters are Of
that positive superiority demanded
by the best pantomimic portrayal.
Many exhibitions of extreme novel;
ty are produced, and an excellent
performance may be always antici-
pated from the fact that none but
motion pictures representing star acts
of the highest possible class are
shown.
The Odeum and Lyric theaters are
evry extensively patronized and i'm
mense audiences greet every perfor-
nance, just because in addition to
novel and striking features the mo-
ton pictures and other acts selected
by Mr.. Furniss for these theaters are
of the highest order of excellence.
All performances at these theaters
are most complete in every detail and
wholesome vein of recreation per-
meates every feature of each enter
tainment
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1910-12-31
Edwin Il: Gee.
Managing Director

There Indispensable to ts no
frstclass hotel 'A~A
Duluth is peculiarly
Spalding
character, and magnificent 1eA
mousse becoming
BY and It today universally hotels
IN the Northwest " ''
It would be manifest1y impossible brief
newspaper editorial there
attention: First the
Grill Room delightful
acknowledged
accommodating 500 Magnificent public rooms
The
located and al the appointments are in
conducted
prices quality and seve ae
4' ~ "0'"~o "Ao
The rates for rooms without bath per day up
Club breakfasts from
al ents ~ w. "nu '1uo
Everything about the strictly modern and much Of
entirely Over $1oo,oo00o improve
The
pleasure ninisterng convenience Of the
CHESTS The managing director than
there no more popular efficient manager In the
Northwest This Is
patronage bestowed the hotel under his
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1910-12-31
, the performers than any other

to the performers than any other
circuit.
The title of the corporation is the
United Theaters company, limited, and
is composed of men who stand high in
the theatrical world and who will
spare no expense in getting the high
est class acts for their theaters. They
have recently inaugurated a new sys-
tenn whereby the shows are made up
in New York City and travel intact
over the entire circuit. This is come
thing which no other vaudeville cir
cult has ever been able to- accomplish
and enables Sullivan and Constdine
to get the higher class of acts as the
railroad jumps are shorter and they
can offer longer time to the per-
former.
The Empress is Duluth's first
vaudeville theater and will always
remain the most popular: The En-
press was first opened for business in
1904 under the management of Mr..
J. L. Maitland, who still remains: in
charge. Mr.. Maitland, lis a man who
has made the work of providing en-
| tertainment a fife study and has a
national reputation as a manager.
The Empress: is by far the best To-
! Gated theater IN the city; 1t being
located in the heart of the business
district and within easy access of the
residence zone. The surest sign Of
public appreciation: is the attendance
and the management is satisfied on
this point as the S. r. @. in constant
| ly in evidence and the house is fire.
quently sold out days in advance.
Three shows are offered daily and
there is never an empty seat. The
theater is comrnodious and possibly
the safest in the entire Northwest,
having exits on the ground floor
whcih can be operated at a moments
notice. The auditorium however is
| not large enough to satisfy the de-
| mands of the public for the show pre-
| scented and it is stated that the man
agement has under, preparations plans
foreither the extension of the present
premises or the erection Of a new
| theater which will be able to cope
| with the ever attending PATRONAGE
! enjoyed by the house.
The Empress has now under erec-
| ton one of the most beautiful cleo
| trio signs In the country which will
be a notable addition to the beauty Of
Superior street. It is an exact count
erpart Of the signs which are being
| erected all. over the circuit and will
aid materially in making the name
Empress stand for all that is good in
! vaudeviI1e
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1910-12-31
MINNESOTA FRUIT CO.,
318-3M WEST MICHIGAN ST

Inc success and prosperity Of a
city are much more dependent upon
its wholesale houses than the average
citizen may think. A city is largely
judged by the number, size and un-
to-date character of it's wholesale
houses, and among the various
branches of commercial endeavor tho
wholesale fruit houses Justly rank az
contributing their full share towards
the upbu1lding and progress of q.
great city.
A wholesale business concern Of
our city deserving of special men,
ton In this our New Year edition.
and one to which we especially de-
sire to direct attention is the Min
nesota Fruit Co., located at a1s-sao
West Michigan street.
Although comparatively among tho
newer enterprises in it's line. tho COM
pany during the three years of its
existence has become so firmly es-
tabltshed In our midst. that its name
is synonym for the best of everv-
thing In the fruit line, and no firm ia
better or more favorably known in
Duluth than the Minnesota Fruit
company.
Nor is its field Of endeavor con-
fined to Duluth alone. It's sphere Of
activity embraces all Of the cities
of the Mesaba range, az we'll as many
other cities and towns tributary to
Duluth.
The company as already indicated is
now entering upon it's fourth year
and the straight forward and hon
orable manner in which it's business
has been transacted has made the
company successful and popular to
degree seldom attained In 80 few
q number. Of years. It is but simple
Justice to state that much Of the
credit is due to brains. honesty and
bard work on part or the courteous
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1910-12-31

- 20 s
and efficient manager Of the company
here Mr.. A. w. Morley.
The company supplies the retail
merchants with 4 every conceivable:
fruit product. domestic: and foreign.
They import direct from assfar East
as Japan: from Spain. Italy, Asia
Minor, Australia, tho countries, Of
South America, Mexico and the West
Indies. .'.
Among their domestic products, the
Mcintosh red apple, grown in the
Bitter Root valley, Montana, enjoys
a very high degree Of popularity.
OF the foreign products, Spanish
grapes and italian lemons, are deserv-
ing of special mention.
It: would be manifestly impractic-
able to specify in detail the many
thousand items Of various fruits
handled by this progressive company,
suffice it to say that in quality Of
fruits the Minnesota Fruit Co. ranks
with the foremost houses of Duluth.
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1910-12-31
EMPRESS THEATER;
IL East Superior Street
Jos. II. Maitland Manager

~~' go A"A~~S@A~~HA~1 VA41u&3eScE
The Empress theater is part Of Sui
Ivan and Considine's famous chain
Of vaudeville theaters which stretch
from coast to coast. The Empress
is better known to the theatergoers
as the Bijou and many have wondered
why the name was changed to that
Of Empressf as the word Bijou has
become synonymous with first class
vaudeville. It has always been the
desire Of Sullivan and Considine to
present the best attractions that can
be obtained, and as they operate over
seventy houses, they desired to have
one name for all Of their theaters
and then make that name the trade
mark for high class vaudeville all
over the country. They decided to
use the name Empress and their aim
II to make 1t q, household word, which
no doubt they will accomplish, as.
they have the largest vaudeville cir
cult IN the world, book more acst
and can furnish longer engagements