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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-02-05
Britons Do Not Desire Radical
Changes.

London.-With Premier Asquith on
the continent and Chancellor Lloyd.
George Closely following him, politi.
clans are resting on their arms, dis.
cussing what lines of battle will be
taken up in the new parliament. The
moral generally drawn from the cleo.
tions is that the country does not
want radical changes in the house of
lords or in the government policies.
The spirit of Cancellation, therefore, is
abroad and schemes for compromise
are being debated.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-02-05
Madman Causes Panic.

Chicago.-Two hundred people, in.
Guiding many women and girls, were
thrown into a panic when Carmina
Sicoli, laborer, entered hall where
they were dancing and began firing a
revolver. The dancers escaped
through windows adjoining roofs and
down fire escapes. All the shots went
wild and Sicoli, who was angered at
having been elected from the hall, was
oyerpowered and locked up.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-02-05
HoW's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case OF Catarrn that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY a CO.. Toledo o.
We, the undersigned. have known f. ]. Cheney
for the last 10 years and believe him perfectly
orable In all business transactions and financially
able 10 carry out any obligations made by his nrm
WALDING, KINNAN d MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
firectly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
bystem, Testimonials sent free. Price rs cents per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-02-05
His Broad Charity.

Imogene-I know papa is cross and
surly sometimes and says things that
are unjust, but you should Judge him,
Philip, by his best.
Philip-Oh, | do, dear You're his
best
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-02-05

tired all the time and very nervous. I
began using Doan's Kidney Pills, and
after taking a few boxes was cured
and have been well ever since"
Remember the name-Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. so cents box. Foster.
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-02-05
Spoiled the Story.

Tattered Terry-I'm a newspaper
man, but can't get job
Lady of the House-Indeed! Why
not?
Tattered Terry-You see, saved a
train from terrible accident once,
and all de editors have been sore on
me ever since!-Puck
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-02-05

of the b ! a d d e r
reached its climax
last spring and / suf-
fered terribly. My
back ached an d
panied SO l could
hardly get around
and the secretions
were scanty, fire.
quent of passage
and painful I was
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-02-05
Rather Tall.

That" said Senator Tillman of an
opponents argument, ''is an amusing
exaggeration."
He smiled.
'In fact" he continued, ut is as
bad an exaggeration as the story
about Ben Johnson's height. They
said of Ben, you know, the candidate
for sheriff, that when he made stump
speech, instead of getting a stump
ready for him to mount, they would,
because he was so tall, dig a hole for
him to stand in"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-02-05
CALLoUs TO CRITICISM.

The Husband-As far as I am con-
cerned, you may scold as much as you
like. / am by nature thick-skinned.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-02-05
'HE ETERNAL FEMININE.

Willie?" ''e ias'er'
Gee! dere's no pleasin' some WON.
en-! II was er race horse you'd Moi
because l couldn't fy!" A
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-02-05
SUFFERED TERRIBLY.
How Relief from Distressing Kidney
Trouble Was Found.

Mrs. Elizabeth Wolf, 3S8 w. Morgan
ST., Upton, Mo-, says: inflammation
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-02-05

We are never too old to acquire the
latest wrinkle.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-02-05
Important 10 Mothera.

Examine carefully every bottle of
infants and children. and see that 1t
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-23
CONFUSING.

Craig Biddle, at dinner in New
port, was describing the changing
odds on the Jeffries-Johnson fight at
Reno
Eight to four and half on JEFF
fries-nine to six the other way about
three to one and quarter-it's
rather confusing, isn't it?" he said.
"In fact, it's almost as confusing as
the two girls talk about secret.
Mary, said the first girl, told me
that you had told her that secret I
told you not to tell her.
1.-The nasty thing, said the other
girl. told her not to tell you l told
her.
"'Well,' said the first girl, I told
her I wouldn't tell you she told me
so don't tell her did"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-23
She Took No Chances.

A happily welded matron is the
principal of an odd incident, which
one of her dear" friends relates.
Before the matron's engagement to
her present husband was announced,
she met her dear" friend on the
street. The new matron was hurrying
toward one of the large Jewelry stores
of the, city.
John gave me an engagement ring"
she explained, without shadow OF
embarrassment, land / am going down
to see how much it cost You see, I
got the jewelers. name off the box"
and she hurried on.
The same friend said that another
bit of information the matron got was
the commercial standing of the pros
pective husband, which she secured
by paying for special report from
a commercial agency.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-23

The Nurse-The doctor brought the
baby yesterday morning.
Willie (aged 6)-Better not forgit
where the doctor lives.
The Nurse-Why?
Willie-'Cause If the baby needs a
hand or a leg, you'll have to get new
parts for him, won't you.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-23
Absence makes the picture post
cards accumulate.

Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inflamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-04-30

liElEE came 10 "a
western state some
years ago a young
man OF energy and
more than the ordi-
nary ability He
started a general
store in a small
place and prospered
He moved to n
larger place and
prospered. lie went
into politics and was
successful He was
oIncta1 IN tho lqpiu-
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-04-30

hood however, to confess this TO her before mar
rlage He was, of course, gong TO oreaK himseh
Of the habit and she, womanlike, was willing to
risk her bappiness on the chance Of retaining him.
They were married and for a year, with her help
he succeeded in keeping away from the stun me
habit apparently was broken. Then, In some way,
he drifted back to It. His wife tried again ana
again 10 lead him back to the decent and safe life,
hnt Il was the old Old story; the man who has not
the strength TO reform to get the wife he wants Is
very. very seldom reformed by her afterward
The young wife became discouraged. The task
was hopeless the future was black, and there was
nothing to keep up her courage NOW, person IN
that frame of mind IS the one to whom opium or
mornhine most appeals-if he she happen to
have knowledge Of the effect. 1t IS when the gloom
is deep that the drugs that bring temporary soace
seem most auring, And the wife tried opium,
and opium claimed her.
They drifted away from Los Angeles, and no
more was heard of thom-uudl they were arrested
In ST. Paul for running an opium den. Another
young man and another young woman were ar.
rested with them when the police raided the place
All four were under the influence Of the drug
The following, also from the police report seems
70 be at variance with the policeman quoted prcH-
ously and also with the views Of the physctars
NO crime. great or small, is beyond the reach Of
the person surrounded by such conditions
The habit is sometimes acquired unconscousy.
but this does not apply to opium smoking No one
ever hit the pipe" without knowing exactly what
he was doing and ever had legitimate ex.
cuse for trying II. Opium may be administered
In other ways for entirely proper and sometimes
necessary purpose. and out OF this may grow the
habit but II does not lead to the pipe" On the
contrary II Is much likely to lead to the NOR
phipe needle SO opium smoking may be said to be
the least excusabe of the habits, and, except as It
leads to morphine, It is the least harmful.
The morphine and cocaine habits and other
forms of the opium habit, may be acquired by one
who takes no such deliberate or conscious risk
Reputable physicians are extremely chary these
days OF administering any OF these drugs avoiding
them SO n as possible, but they not always
So careful. and there are physicians now who are
somewhat reckless IN using them
Physicians however, maintain that neither the
morphine nor the cocaine habit is often acquired
as result Of the use e the drug under DOCTORS
directions in cases Of illness or TO alay pain
Strangely enough, the white is the victim,
OF opium rather than the Chinamau
Wi.a regard TO the class from winch ii claims q.
victims report from tho Tit-shu-z police " rs,
International Opium commission pats physician. +,
the lcrd among professional men With ministers
second.
The piusbarg report also says taat sa.svss r,-,
blcrs and Csorderly women furnish 4 large p.r. ra-
cf the vic.EgS
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-04-30
Not Quite,

Young man." inquired her father.
sternly, will you give her home like
the one she has been used to-"
NO" replied the truthful sutton,
for there will be no grumpy father to
come home and make every one mis-
cradle by his kicking over tritles and
swearing at matters in general. There
will be no mother to scold her from
morning to night for wasting time
merely because she wants to be neat
There will be no big brother to abuse
her for not doing half his work, and
no little brother to make enough noise
to drive her crazy when her head
aches. There won't be any younger
sister to insist on reading some trashy
novel while she does all the work
She will not have with me home like
she has been used to, not if | can help
it."-Puck.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-04-30
Evidently Not.

They had met at Bluepoint, l.. l.,
two years before and were celebrating
1t by little dinner at cafe.
Il shall never forget how we be-
came acquainted" he was saying 80
romantic. In swimming That was
when | first saw you. You went into
,hree feet of water and got frightened
/ rescued you from watery grave
and we were friends at once" He
called the waiter. Bring me the wine
list" he said, explaining. Because We
began our acquaintance in a watery
way, it needn't always be watery.."
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-04-30
ROOTS THAT NEEDED SOAKING
Pa, at Least Told the Exact Truth in
His Application for
Whisky.

The town of Dedham is under pro
hibition law, apothecaries alone being
permitted to sell alcoholic stimulants.
The other day a son Of the Emerald
Isle entered a drug store there, and,
taking a bottle from his pocket, asked
for quart of whisky. The salesman
asked to what use it was to be put,
and the reply was:
ITO soak roots in It,"
The order was filled, and the clerk
after handing over the bottle and its
contents, inquired in conversational
manner:
What kind of roots are you going
to soak?"
Pocketing the bottle, the customer
said:
THE roots of my tongue, be jabers!"
-Argonaut Storyette 1SS6).
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-04-30

Any article removed from the win
dow" was the notice prominently dis
played at an outtitter's shop. Attracted
by it, supercilious person entered
the shop and asked to be allowed to
inspect particularly vivid tie in the
front row. The salesman having dis
arranged the window and brought out
the desired object, the supercilious
person remarked: Rather loud, isn't
it?"
We'll, somewhat striking" agreed
the shopman.
Il thought So" replied the visitor,
as he turned to leave the shop 1T
offends my taste. You needn't put 1t
back. Good day."
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-04-30

Old Argus was Boosting about his
hundred eyes.
"a useful man for an Office" cried
the populace.
Yes" added Argus. "and can keep
half Of them closed when I want to"
Here the populace clapped their
hands wildly.
We'll make him custom-house In
spector," they declared
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-04-30
GETTING Even,

William, aged five, had been repri-
manded by his father for interrupting
while his father was telling his moth
err about the new telephone for their
house. He sulked while, then went
over to his mother and, patting her
cheek, said:
Mother, dear, | love you"
Don't you love me too?" asked his
father.
Without glancing at him, William
said disdainfully: THE wires busy"
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-04-30
Good Illustration.

Mrs. Observation-Disclosures is the sub
ject of Mrs, Suffragettes lecture this
afternoon?
Mrs. Clubwoman-The disasters OF
married life.
Mrs Bridgcwhist-I suppose she
will have her husband on the platform
as an exhibit?-Stray Stories,
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-04-30
a Case In Point.

Cynicus-It is impossible for a wom-
an to keep a secret.
Henpeckke--I don't know about
that; my wife and | were engaged for
several weeks before she said any
thing to me about it-Philadelphla
Record
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-04-30

those in a position to know. While
under the influence of the drug a man
may be temporarily insane, but, de-
prived Of It. he RECEIVERS very much
as man gets over a drunk He may
be, and usually IS, weakened men
tally, but his condition Is not such
as to warrant his continued restraint
In an asylum, In fact he seldom gets
to an asylum. DR. Adolf Meyer, di-
rector Of the Pathological institute Of
the New York state commission In
lunacy and head Of the Phipps Re
search commission, quotes a report
that shows only u out of over 1900
cases Investigated to be due to the
use of opium, cocaine, etc. although
he adds hat private sanitariums
would probably show larger proper
ton.
DR., Clarke Gapen, now located at
Madison, Wis, but formerly at the
head Of the Illinois Eastern Hospital
for the Insane, at KankakeP, could
find only nine in a report covering
four years, and 2,tS1 cases Of insan-
fly THE effects, so far as the neces-
sity for restraint are concerned said
Dr. Gapen, are temporary. The
Kelley cures and private asylums I'M
doubtedly get larger proportion than
the public asylums, but even there
they are usually discharged quickly.
And most of those In these places are
not classed as insane anyway; they
are merely there to be assisted In
breaking a habit, Some should be
kept under restraint, at least much
longer than they are, as the only
means of keeping them from dropping
back into the old rut, but you can't
hold in an asylum man, otherwise
mentally sound. just because he has
a weak will"
Then what is the fate of the dope
fend?" He seldom finds his way to
the penitentiary or the asylum, so
what does become Of him?
Well, that question is answered In
part by the story that leads this ar
ticle, and here is another:
A young man of Los Angeles, Cali
fornia. was engaged to be married to
d charming girl of the same city She
was of excellent family, favorite in
society, accomplished, and the future
seemed rosy He was youth of ex,
cellent standing and good business
prospects. But he had acquired the
opium habit. He still had the man
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-04-30
The Worst of II.

"Oh, she's awful. Whenever she tries
to sing a song she simply murders It."
But that's not the worst Of It. If
she'd only murder 1t outright, I
wouldn't mind, but she tortures it so
long"
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-04-30

Need Care for No One.
No man is more Independent than
he who can pay his bills.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1910-04-30

iature, became president Of the state
senate. and In such esteem was he
held that there seemed to be no Of
fce within the gift Of the people to
which he might not reasonably aspire.
Then opium claimed him as a de-
-otee--not directly, but through NOR
phine, one Of It's derivatives | do
not know how he acquired the habit.
but the effect was soon apparent, he
began slipping backward - down,
down, dowu--much moro rapidly than
he had climbed up. In a short time
he was out OF politics, and little
later he was out OF business. The
laid with such labor and pains, crum.
blcd away; he became a "fend,"
pltable wreck OF an able man, a by
word ana a joke among the more
thoughtloss Of those who knew him.
In time he reached a point whore
he borrowed" from anybody who
would lend him anything from a
nickel to a dollar So strong was the
instinct Of the man I'm him. even then.
that he would accept nothing as
Cjlt bat resCrted TO the miserable
makcshift of entering every "loan."
however small, in a notebook that he
carried for that purpose, Gould any
thing be moro pathetic than the pic
turc Of a man Of his attachments and
early promise borrowing 10 cents
or a quarter that both he and tho
lender knew he never would or could
repay? Yet he always insisted upon
this form
This story would unquestlonably
have a moro horrible ending were It
not for the fact that the victim had
p devoted and prosperous brother
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-10-27
tcOntrnaed on page Z.
THE FARMER rs SATISFIED.

In this year 1910 the 'ariff is a
more Vital issue than ever before.
Free trade would be more disastrous
to general rrCspeyity now ban ever
before III tee History OF America;
more disastrous to the farmer; mere
disastrous to the wage-earner and
more disastrous to every american
interest Protection to American
products and American manufactures
has created a demand for the home
made articles; the demand fer home
made articles gives employment to
home laborers and employed labor
makes a market and a demand for
farm products.
The manufacturers, the wage-earn-
ers and the farmers have rrcspered
under protection as they never pros
pered before and are independents Of
everything but protection. The
wage-earners and the farmcr-produe.
ers are more dependent upon the
tariff for their employment and pros
pertty, than are the manufacturers,
which accounts for the mlnufactur-
ers in certain lines demanding free
raw material.
Farmers are large producers OF
raw-material in many instances and
wage-earners are employed in pro-
ducing raw-material. What are you
going to do about It? Democratic
candidates for congress favor practi-
cal free trade; Republican candi-
dates for congress favor the protec-
tive tariff upon which you are de.
pendent for property.
Democratic candidates Cor con-
gress have two speeches this year
one for farmers and one for towns
people. Can either speech truly rep
resent the same interests both farm
err and wage Garner have in tariff
protection ?--R onceverte News
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-10-27
S:
sniitllSpot

Al the home Of the brides parents
on Sycamore creek "Wednesday even
ing. Miss Cora NJ Post, daughter OF
Mr. and Mrs. Austin Post. was mar
ried 70 Mr.. Albert L. Smith. son OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Chapman G. Smith, OF
near West Milford. The ceremony
was performed by the Rev. Lloyd
Holden, pastor OF the Center Branch
Baptist church in the presence OF
only the Immediate families OF the
bride and bridegroom.
The bridegroom owns and operates
a ffne farm On Little BunaIo creek
ana is one OF. the leading farmers
and cattle raissrs OF that section.
He and his bride Will make their
home there. The bride is a niece Of
Wesley Post. who lived mere a num-
her of years and who was at one
time the Democratic nominee for
sheriff. Mr.. and Mrs. Smith have
many friends who wish them long
and happy married life.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-10-27
NOTHING wRoNc WITH RoANE

Roane county owes not a cent of
debt except little old roai debt in
Spencer district and that has been
provided for. The state is in fine
condition and the National Govern
ment is making money by the mil
lions with the tariR reduced on ev-
erythng that goes on your table, and
the hide of a steer today CELLS for
more than the steer sold ior few
years ago and there is no turiR on
hides and none on your ten and cof-
fee. The nation is readjusSins itself
to higher and nobler plans CO living
and you want to have part ind par
eel In the great work. Get out OF
mapping. Put life and vim in your
citizenship and get ready for Novem-
Der the 9Th as a man who breathes
the pure air OF this blessed land
where every man worthy the name
has an equal chance. Make no com
p1omise with uncleanness or rotten
ness Of and kind. Stand by your
good prices which means more to
you and your home than .lry other
blessings on earth,-Roane Record.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-10-27
DEAD. IN BED
Daughter Finds Chester Man
Had Expired During
the Night.

CHESTER, w. Va, oct. 27-''Pap
is dead said Pearl. the only
daughter OF Nelson Butterworth,
aged 40 years. when the child went
to the room of her father and found
his cold body in bed. Heart trouble
Is said to have been the cause.
Butt@rworth was chief OF the local
fire department He was also a
special officer at Rock Springs Park.
For 10 years he had been connected
with the various enterprises of c. A.
Smith. becoming associated. with him
when Mr.. Smith started gas and oil
development in Mcdonald and Burg
cttstown fields.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-10-27
ABOUT SUPPORTING NOMINEES

Our esteemed contemporary seems
to aim to ask us why we are sup
porting a man for state senator
whom we did not favor for Ire nomi-
nation. For the; reasons that he is
the Republican candidate; tho writer
is a Republican,, only Republican
will vote for legislation proposed by
the party; he is good fellow, just
as this paper repeatedly said when
he was a candidate In the primary;
he Is personal friend and support
er OF Governor GIasscook and his
administration; he will vote for the
nominee of. the Republican caucus
for United States senator and thus
try to save the country from a DEM
ocFatlc free-trade, panic-breedtng and
poverty-producing tariR law: he will
vote against the proposed Democrat
&c gerrymander Of the state. tying us
UP with Webster again, for instance;
he possesses every good quality
which his opponent has AMI some
that he hasn't; and for some seven
teen hundred and thirteen other good
and sufficient reasons which ought to
prompt a sensible party adherent to
help his party's nominee when there
is no sufficient reason why Ii" should
do otherwise. Weston Inde pendent.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1910-10-27
vorE FcR TIE kteHT MEN,

Certainly no progressive Republi-
can voter who is In sympathy with
the Roosevelt ideals, can afford to
stay away from the polls on election
day. Nothing is clearer than that
the future OF Republicanism Is to be
progressive. In state after state the
power OF the old reactionqry lead
ership is being broken. The old ma
chimes are being relegated to the
scrap heap. Yesterday 1t was in
New York. The day before it was
in Iowa. A few days earlier it was
In Kansas OF Wisconsin or Michi-
gan. Tomorrow It will be IN West
Virginia.
This is no time for Republican in
this state to despair Of his party.
Vote for the men who will enact a
law permitting the citizens OF the
state to select as well as elect their
candidates for ONCE. MoTgR utoWn
jPoIt.C Chronicle.