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The Elbert County tribune., 1910-09-30
Pat Was Ready for Her.

Lady (who has just returned with
livery rig) = will never patron
ize your stables again. That horse
walked every step of the way.
Pat Celtic Assistant)-Yez didn't
expect tn baste to ride, did yez. mad
am?-National Monthly.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-09-30
Expert Opinion.

YES" said young Mrs. Torkins, II
an sure our garden is going to be
success"
so soon."
"Yes. The chickens have tasted ev-
erything and they are perfectly enthu-
siastic."-Washingto Star.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-09-30
THINK cHANLER WAS DUPED


Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Winthrop Chanler have
recently been the topic for gossip in two conti-
nents. it being alleged that Mrs Chanler tricked
her husband into turning to her his property.
leaving him penniless They were married in
Paris June 18 last. Mr. Chanler, whose portrait
is here shown. is connected with the Astors Of
New York and is we'll known In society in that
city. He inherited a large fortune and became
artist early In life. His first wife, who was
Miss Julia r. Chamberlain. obtained a divorce
from him in France in 1908 Mr.. Chanler for
merly sheriff OF Duchess county New York
He is brother of Stuyvesant Chanler, ex-lieuten
ant governor of the Empire state. Mrs. Chanler
better known Lima Cavaieri Is celebrated for
her great beauty well as for her fine voice She
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-09-30

Happiness grows at our own fire.
sides, and LIS not to be picked up in
strangers galleries.-Douglas Jerrold
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-09-30

the daughter of Italian and early life sold flowers the
through
studied Cavals
a in
Chane anxious all he
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-09-30
Dawes county. well beyon

north
west OF the the for serving
offered him the position laughed the idea
Daman back all night
When
saddins his
He Immediately elected that public affairs He
the n
elected sheriff
his IN as mayor of Omaha
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-09-30
COWBOY MAYOR LOOKS HIGHER

James c. Dahlman, the cowboy mayor of
Omaha. flushed by his success in securing the
nomination for governor. has widened his neld of
ambition and 1t is said may become candidate
for United States senator.
Dahlman born In 1856 In the village of
yorktown, place that was then right In the
range country. AS boy he received an educa-
ton such as the town where he lived Afforded
but when hardly out of short pants he straddled
horse and became cowboy. All over the state
until 1890. he rode the range. In 1890 and when
the settlers commenced to encroach upon the big
stockmen Of Texas. the drive to the north COM
menced. Dahman among those who moved.
and during that year followed big bunch OF
cattle acrosa the country to Nebraska. driving to
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-09-30

Chicago's population is 2,i85,2S3-
made up OF insurgents. standpatters
and jackpotters.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-09-30
BRITISH NURSE in AMERICA

The experience of competent nurse in the
first steps of her humane though arduous mission
is little history Of itself. This is exempliied in
the career of Miss Elizabeth Murray, who recently
came to the United States to study up the meth
ods of our great hospitals. Her tour of inspec-
tion is later to take in the Philippine Islands and
China, and she will return to England to go on
duty at the military hospital In Devonshire.
The life of an active English army nurse is one
of great self-sacrfce and toll. There have been
instances In the career of such where short ra-
lions meant onion day for food Miss Muir
ray brought up to an ideal country life, excel
ling in athletics. and first attending the Stevens
hospital in Dublin. After her graduation she took
sly months, course In fever cases In London and
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-09-30

her diploma Belinda hospital. Dublin
necessarily associate with
ohce a military
AS Sister Murray this noble devoted life
a in army Mfe
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-09-30

Observation-Disclosures is the thief
Of time.
scholar-Yes. but there are other
watch lifters.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08

kilograms received in the city
Monday announced the death of
Mrs. Annie Cain, wife of Gus
Stewart at Admission, Mo-, Sun
day afternoon at a O'Clock II
is presumed she died of heart
failure as she had not been Ill be-
fore that her relarives here were
aware of. She was a sister of
Mrs. A. H.. Travis of this city
and was a daughter of the late
Newt Cain. She leaves five
children and husband. Mrs.
Stewart was about forty-three
years old and was a member of
the Cumberland Presbyterian
church. The burial took place
Monday at Charleston, Mo.
where her father and mother
are buried.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
Chicago Democrats TO
Come Into Their OWN

Chicago, ILL.,, Dec, Monday
is Chicago Democracy's great
day. 1t will be the fall of the
Bastile and the surrender of
CORVALLIS rolled into one. With
ceremonies betting the oc-
casion, the victors at the No
vember polls will march into the
county building and assume
control Of the Offices they won.
After fourteen years Of Danish
ment, fourteen years of reverses
and adversities, the battle-scar-
red battillion will come into oc-
eupancy of the citidel. Visions
they have dreamed during the
fourteen years bivOuc in the
SHOWS are about to be realized.
Over 5000 jobs with a salary
list Of over So, 500, 600 fall into
their hands as the spoils Of war.
All the power and prestige the
Republicans have been deriving
from the patronage for furteen
years past now become the po-
session of the Democrats by
right of conquest. The abdica-
ton of the old officers and the
installation Of the new Monday,
will be the most spectacular cpl
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
Card OF Thanks

We wish to express our heart
felt thanks to our many kind
and sympathizing friends who
so lovingly stood by us in those
last sad hours of distress, when
our darling son and brother was
taken from us without a mo-
ments warning. May Gods
richest blessings ever rest upon
each and every one of YOU. And
let us say to Clarences' friends
try to live right" so when that
great and notable time comes
you will all be prepared to meet
him some sweet day." But it
will not be long until we will all
go home to meet dear Clarence
beyond the river where loved
ones shall part no more.
Mr.. and Mrs. p. A. Walker.
and Children
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08

Taylor. meat fork: Mrs. J. |.
Clement, tomato spoon: Mrs. ID.
w. Stone. orange spoon: Mrs.
II. A. Haynes. cream ladle: Mrs.
Sam Gugenheim. sugar tongs:
Mrs. DR.. 0riskill, cream ladle;
Mrs. J. ID. Asher. butter knife;
Mrs. J. n. Boston. silver spoon:
Mrs. G. +. Weldon. silver spoon:
Mrs. w. J. Deboe. sugar shell;
Mrs Carlos. silver spoon: Mes
dauIes J. G. Rochester. George
Foster, John Num-. Miles Flana.
ry. Fannie Walker, Jesse Olive.
II. ID, Pollard. Mamie Cochran.
l.. Harpending. each sir spoons:
Mrs w L. VenDer. pickle fork: DR.
and Mrs. Mather. pearl handle
fruit knives, w. T.. Carnahan.
tomato spoon; McMullin and
daughter cream lsadle; Miss Della
Barnes, olive fork: Miss Lizzie
James. cold meat fork: Ms.
Russell. desert fork; Miss Ruby
lanes. half dozen salt spoons;
Mrs. Hoyt and daughter. pickle
fork: Mrs. 7. H. Howerton. SOU
venir spoon: Mrs. j.. K. Smith.
sugar shell; Miss Ina Price.
cream ladle; Mesdames A. s.
Lavender. mesh chain purse;
Edward Bowers. Paducah, fruit
bowl; Seyster. Smithland. olive
fork; Archie Berry. Sturyis, olive
fork; Seagraves, Sturgis. soup
spoon; j. X. Hawes Sturyis, ice
cream spoonsi r. L. Cofman.
Morgznfeld. salad fork; Nellie
Ledbetter Eliabethtown, ILL.,,
salad spoon; Mary Chambers,
Morganfeld. souvenir spoon:
Mrs. MeClain. Franklin. KY.
cream ladle; Mrs. Fred Alloway.
Sturgs, gold bowl ladle: Mr.. and
Mrs. X. Y. Thomas, Central CITY.
KY, a handsome dress, of mauL
crepe de-soie, over messaline.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
One Dollar the Year in Advance.
Ra%aQ-o-e-E~a1~-l
k2)eCIEfY)

The 500 hundred club was de-
lightfully entertained by Mrs.
W. V. Haynes, Saturday after
nson from two until 5 o. clock.
There was a full attendance and
four tables were used five at a
table. Mrs. Haynes was as
sisted in entertaining by her sis
ter, Miss Jessie Croft and Mes.
danes J. w. Wilson and S. M.
Jenkins. A most elegant two
cOrse luncheon was served.
Miss Martha Henry won the
first prize a rich cut glass Bon
Bon dish. Miss Ellis Gray was
scarcely less fortunate in win
ming the BOBBY prize a beautiful
hand painted jewellery box.
Among t:.ose who were so for
tlnate as to be the guests of
this charming young \matron
were:
Misses Williams. Ruby and
Elizabeth James, -Kittie. Fannie
and Ellis Gray, Della Barns,
Leaffa Wilborn.and Martha
Henry. Mesdames Russell. San
ders, Gugenheim, Henry, Tuck
9, Crawford, Haynes. Baird,
Mum, Roberts and Chastain
Haynes.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
c. Y. Haynes Dead.

News reach here few days ago of
the death on Friday, Nov. 18th, OF
Christopher Y. Haynes in Vcksburg.
Miss. Mr. Haynes was born and rear
ed in this county and will be remem-
bered by many of our older readers.
Some forty odd years ago he left here
and located in New Madrid, Mo. where
he engaged in newspaper work. Sew
eral years later he went to Mississippi
and had since lived in different places
in that state. For the last fifteen or
twenty years he had been engaged in
timber contracting, working for a
Chicago lumber company.
There no better men than Kit Haynes
and his many friends here and else
where will be grieved to learn of his
death. He WAS about seventy years
of age and unmarried. He leaves two
brothers and two sisters, X. C. Haynes,
o this city, Rev. J. G. Haynes, Of
Carterville, Mo-, Mrs. T. M. Hill, Of
this comfy and Mrs. +. G. Daniel. Of
Lima, Ohio.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
ORDER OF REOMEN

Watsitka, No. pa, of Critten-
den county, will organize Dec.
18th, at 7:30 o'clock p. m. at
Odd Fellows hall.
Mr.. David Cole formerly of
Chicago, H., now a permanent
resident here is acting organizer
for the Order Of Red Men. Head
quarters at DR.. Driskill office.
lie has interested about enough
members to charter a lodge and
in a few days will organize a
lodge here with forty men,
bers.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08

knows a great many things, but like
all other great men, he will be the first
10 acknowledge that the things that he
knows are as nothing compared to the
things that he does not know.
For instance, take the question of
personality for an example. Where
is the man who today is so far awav in
in the rear of the procession of modern
progress and achievement as to disa-
gree with Mr.. Edison, or any body else
when they tell us that man is compos-
ed of so many atoms or cells, or what
ever else one likes to call them, and
that these atoms, or cells are constant
ly changing. so that in twelve months
perhaps. or at the most, in a few years
the athms which today constitute our
bodies will have given place entirely to
a new set of atoms. In other words,
my body that today is, is not that
body that year hence will be. Yet
will Mr.. Edison, or anyone else. please
tell us how it is that do not change?
The Mr.. Edison of today is the same
Mr.. Edison who years ago astonished
the world By the invention of his cleo
trio lamp; and who since that time has
blessed humanity with some seven hun
dred useful inventions. Yet, if man is
only an aggregation of cells as New
York is an aggregation Of individuals,
then the Mr.. Edison who invented the
incandecent lamp years ago is dead,
gone long ago into oblivion unknowable.
But. we all know that this is not so.
Our friend and benefactor still lives.
And many Of his great admirers are
hoping that he will long continue to live
to bless his fellow man with the rich
achievements of his marvellous intellect
No! individuality is not destroyed in
like manner as the material atoms Of
the body change. The real man, is not
the form that is seen by the naked eye.
He is that which dominates the ply
steal body; and while it is ours to rec
ognize the body for the long years of
our earthly pilgrimage; yet, in the real
sense, we never SEE the true man on
whose physical form we may from
time to time gaze. But we can discern
his actions, and recognize the product
of his various talents, and we have no
difficulty in establishing his identity by
what we are pleased to call his person
atty. And this mystery of personality
must be explained away by uncontro-
vertable proof before any one Is war
ranted in making such assertions as
have been attributed to Mr.. Edison"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
TWO FUNERALS IN ONE DAY

Rev w. T. Oakley was called
to Bellsmines on a sad mission
Thursday, that of preaching two
funerals in one day. At the
church at eleven O'Clock he
preached the funeral Of Charles
Travis, and at the residence he
preached j. T. Clifford funeral at
100 O'Clock. Both were victims
of the boiler explosion in the
Bell mine Tuesday night. Travis
remains were buried at Bells
mines and Gifford's were taken
to his old home,
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
SILVER WEDDING
ANNIVERSARY.

On Friday last, Dec. End. Mr..
and Mrs. w. N. Rochester cele-
brated their silver wedding an
niversary by giving an informal
reception attheir beautiful home,
'-Waveland." and they were the
recipients of many congratula-
ns.from friends far and near.
The charming weather made the
occasion ideal and the apDropri-
ately decorated home combined
with the graceful attention of
the ladies' who assisted, made
the guests enjoy the affair with
unusual pleasure. The long list
of names which follow testify to
the esteem in which this worthy
couple are held, to say nothing
of the elegant and useful pres
ents which silently attested the
good will of their senders.
The Ladies' aid of the NJ. f.
church were beciaI guests Of
honor on this occasion, and Mrs.
Rochester was assisted by the
following: Ms. Gugenheim,
who received at the door. Mrs.
w. N. Russell, in the guests
chamber. Mrs. II. d. Pollard.
in the gift room. Mesdames r.
l.. Orme and Miles Flanary. who
poured the coffee and chocolate.
and Misses Della Barnes. Eliza
beth Lawson, Elizabeth johnson
and Ruby James who served the
refreshments, which consisted of
chicken salad, olive sandwiches.
coffee, pineapple frappe, cakes
and sailed nuts.
The following is the list Of
gifts
Mrs. j. w. Johnson and daugh-
ters, sandwich plate; Mrs. j. II. /
Orme, salad spoon; Mrs. Nc
Adams and Miss Lawson. salt
and pepper shakes; Mrs. H. X.
sugar shell; Mrs. Gus
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08

sode in the annals Of Cook coun-
ty politics for several decades
past.
ii will probably be the last
great demonstration Of the an
cient 'spoils SYSTEM that Cook
county will ever witness. Dur
ing the years they have been IN
power the Republicans have
steadfastly refused to get a civil
service act applicable to. Cook
county through the Legislature.
Now the tables are entirely
reversed. The party not only
loses the jobs, but the prospects
are that q Cook county civil ser
vice act will be passed next win
ter, which will enuench the
Democrats in the offices they
lately won from the Repub-
leans. Both parties are pledged
to the form and the republicans
are in such a position that if
they sidestepped merit laws ex-
tension it would only provide
campaign material for the Demo
Gratis four years hence.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
Appreciative Readers

Blackwell, Okla. Dec, 3, 1910.
S. M. Jenkins:-My dear old
friend Mashall, Enclosed find
check for amount due. Keep
the dear old Press coming its al
ways like a letter from home. |
don't think ! have ever missed a
copy since Chas. F. Champion
and Il. C. Walker begun its pub
LEGATION a third of a century ago.
With very best wishes etc. | re-
main as ever your friend,
ALLEN LOWERY.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
CONGRESS ASSEMBLIES

so do thy duty. that when thy sum
mons comes 10 join the Vulnerable
caravan that moves from the capitol TO
the pale realm of private life, where
each shall take up his chamber in the
silent halls Of political death. thou go,
not like the unfathful servant scoarged
by the hash Of public disapproval: hut.
sustained and soo,hed by "A knowledge
OF duty done. Approach the political
grave dug for the 10y the constituents
like one who wraps the drapory Of his
couch about him, and lies down TO
pleasant dreams Of reelection.
Washington. Dec. g. In words mean
ing the same os these. but not so elo-
quent-hc not being n literary gent
President Tart viii appeal to the mum
erous gentleman who on March next
VIII retire IN private life, after the
brief and nnal session Of the Sixty
hrSt Congress which convened to-day.
WIN ihe knowledge that this will be
the last asscmblage Of lawmakers dur
ing ms present admin stration in which
the Republicans will hold tho balance
OF power, The President is determined
TO make 1t memorable one. "Insurg-
ents' and regulars" have apparently
buried the Ratchet and will work to
gether to make the sixty-odd working
days Of the session about the most
fruitful in history
lo-day's sessions of both the Senate
ana the House were brief, and, after
the usual preliminsres, both bodies ad-
Journed for the day out Of respect to
the dead.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
DIED AS DAVlNLLE

John West received a tele.
gram last Thursday from Dan
vile, KY, that his little deaf
and dumb girl, Gladys, who is
attending school at that place
was very sick with pneumonia,
he left at once for Danville ar
irving there at midnight Thurs
day night, and phoned back Fri
day morning that she died short
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
Continued from Page One

all round man is myth; and this last
venture of Mr.. Edison's is sadly lack
idg in those elements which have made
hun so absolutely the monarch of his
own sphere. We yield to no man in
oar admiration of our great wizard;
and we have no word Of censure to hurl
at him for what he has been reported
70 have said concerning the things
sbove mentioned; but if he has said
them, we feel somewhat like the doc
toI of the Aud Skule' portrayed so
viyilly by Ian Msclsron, who, when h
went TO see the poor laborer who was
dwon with typhoid. and concerning
whom, the Landlords physician had
declared, hut little while before,
thacin a few hours all would be over.
The old Doctor, skilled in his know
ledge of every man, woman. and child
10 the whole country side, said 10 the
sorr0wing wife, "Weel, Belle, woman,
it wadna be varrs respectful O your
husband TO live, after SIGH an exalted
opinion" ''Rut, said he, the Land
lords dis ma ken (know) that Saunders
has been breathing nothing but pure
Dsumtocty air, snd eating nothing but
oatmeal, and drinking sweet milk
frae the 1000" for the last five and
thirty year. and that, therefore his
splendid constitution will stand him in
good stead in this his hour of afilic-
Il p."
Mr.. Edison is great man, and
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
CHURCH NOTICE.

There will be services at TIE Pres
byterian church next Sunday. Rev.
T. C. Gebauer will preach at IL o'clock
and at night he will preach ut o'clock
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
" after he arrived.

ly after he arrived.
The remains were brought
back home and inferred at Rose
Bud cemetery, Sat urday. Fun
eral services were conducted by
Rev. Spence.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-12-08
Marriage License

w. T. Nation to Mrs. Ida M.
Watson, c. E. Woodall to Miss
Iva Crayne.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-05

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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-05
WOMEN AT FORTY.
Should Build Up the Blood with Or.
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Mrs. Nellie NJ Phelps, whose adj
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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-05
THE FAMILY MEDICINE.
Three Cures Are Described by This
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weak and the secrctions contained n
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