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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24
A Western Scion

Prosecuting Attorney (Frozen
Dog)-Your Honor, the sheriff's bull
pup has gone and chawed up the
court Bible.
Judge-Well, make the witness
kiss the bull pup, then! We can't
adjourn court for a week just to
hunt up a new Bible.-San Antonio
Scimitax.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24
DISCUSSES.

1--WE like progress explained the
young Turk, "but we cannot allow
our women to appear publicly with
out wells"
That's all right" declared the
tourist. "You needn't fall behind
the procession. Put EN- in auto Cog
gles."-Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24
A conscientious Sunday School

A conscientious Sunday School
teacher has been endeavoring to im4
press upon her pupil the ultimate
triumph Of goodness over beauty. AT
the close of a story in which sho
iattered herself hal this point had
been we'll established, she turned
confidently to a 10-year-old pupil
and inquired: And now, Alice,
which would you rather be-beauti-
full or good?"
"WelI," replied Alice, after a mo-
ment's reflection. Il think I'd a
great deal rather be beautiful and
repent."-Lippincott's.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24
Man Who Worries.

The late George w. Childs, of this
city, gave utterance to at least one
philosophic thought that should be
cherished. He said: Il hear of men
being 'oyerworked,' of being work
ed to DEATH Don't believe it. No
man vas ever worked to his grave,
but many thousands are driven there
by worry"
That is the thing to avoid. It
is the very important thing that oar
ents of children, inheriting a neu-
%rasthenic tendency, should keep in
mind. We can't, all of us, put aside
by sheer effort Of will the anxious
or distressing thoughts which follow
upon the rising to the setting of the
sun, but we can cultivate or be
taught the habit. And to learn not
to worry is we'll worth while.
A good way, just now, for the
man of frowning brow and dark
some mind, is to take himself and,
his suitcase in hand and go back to
the scenes Of his earlier and unso-
phisticated life. We advise him to go
pe%nitentially and in modest, sober
mood, to take his way alone through
the woods to the meadow where the
cowpath winds-the route that has
mint and p%ennyroyal all along it, and
the ineffable and indescribable'
aroma of the sweet, clean animal
life that has traversed and made it.
He may suddenly come to a stream
that widens into a swimming "hole.".
If that should be, let him, by all
means, doff his worry-with his
clothes-and renew his youth.-Phil7
adelphia Press.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24
ARTISTIC

Hamlet seemed to speak with au-
thority In his advice to the players"
EYES," replied Mr.. Stormington
Barnes, "although he was rather
quiet and patient. But in his other
scenes he was as nervous and irasci-
BILE as a regular stage Manager
Washington Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24
A RESULT.

n M OINEfH
what caused the accident by
which the a%viators were thrown from
their airships?"
81 believe they quarreled.'
How did that cause the acct
dent?"
Naturally. it resulted in their
falling out."-Baltimore American.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

kidney trouble for
over five years. My
back was SO lame and
painful l could not
turn in bed without
assistance, nor raise
my arms above my
head. | often be-
came so dizzy that 1
fnl Tho Ei1nou CO
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24
Yale And Harvard

"How can you tell a Yale man
from a Harvard MANI"
well, a Yale man always acts as
if he owned the world
"Yes?"
And a Harvard man always acts
as if he doesn't know what vulgar
person owns the world, and further
more, he doesn't care to know
Cleveland Leader.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24
R AMENITIES.

Fair Passenger-"But, good gra-
cious, why didn't the train stop here?
1t is supposed to-"
Porter-"Yes, miss, but the en-
CINE driver has quarreled with the
tation master ."-Pele Mele.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

so you are going to spend the
summer inland?"
Eyes; we like to be exclusive, and
father has bought us a mountain"
81 see. Even money can't buy an
individual ocean."-Louisville Cour-
ier-Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24
A demonstrating Age.

The American people have travel
ed a long way since the day when
Puritan ideas prevailed and pleasure
was looked upon askance and with,
distrust and indulgence in it for it's
own sake as a sin. These Puritan
ancestors took life too seriously, but
the pendulum has swung SO far in
the other direction that no n can
make that charge against the pres
ent generation. 1t is a lingering
! survival of that old-time feeling
which leads some to wonder if it has
not swung too far and if the univer-
sal and insistent demand for enter
tainment and amusement is not a
wider departure from a safe and
proper balance than even the old at
titude of stern condemnation Of
these things?
For the common cry is, every
where, What shall We do to be
amused? How shall we best gain
for ourselves a good time?" To
have a good time" that is the key
note. Whatever in the way of di-
,, version and pastime or merry-mak-
ing will secure this, that thing is
| eagerly sought. Some find it in
travel. Almost it seems as if half
the population were continually on
the wing. The poets assurance that
demonstrating hearts are happiest"
meets with little response in these
days. Nearly every one, when not
restlessly fitting about outside of
home, and often far distant from it,,
is planning or hoping to do So
Indianapolis Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

other women to avail themselves OF
this valuable medicine."-Mrs. E. N.
FREDERICK, Bloomdale, Ohio.
Backache is a symptom of female
weakness or arrangement. If you
have backache don't neglect it. To
get permanent relief you must reach
Che root of the trouble. Nothing VIC
know Of will do this so safely and surely
las Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. Cure the cause of these dis.
tressing aches and pains and you will
become well and strong.
The great volume of unsolicited tes-
timony constantly pouring in proves
conclusively that Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
and herbs, has restored health to thou
sands of women.
If you have the slightest doubI
that Lydia e. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound will help you,
write to Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn,
Mass, for advice. Your letter
will be absols1*o'- 0anEdenti3d
and tE>@
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24
UNSEEN

"In those old Arabian Nights sto-
ries it was quite easy for a man to
become invisible"
YES" replied Miss Cayenne.
''Now the only occasion on which a
man is practically invisible is his
own wedding ~day."-Washington
Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24
For COLDS and GRIP.

Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy
IeileveS the aching and feverishness- cures
5he o9id ana restores normal conditions. It's
.i~iquid-efectS Immediately. 1Gc.. CSC. and
tJc., at drug stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

Ten thousand French vines yield
only 400 gallons of wine a year. The
same number of vines in Cape Colony
will produce $500 gallons.
B. N. u. 20.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24
package Mailed Free on Request OF
MUNYON'S
PAW-PAW PILLS
The best Stomach AM

The best Stomach and
Liver Pills known and
a positive and speedy
cure for Constipation,
Indigestion, Jaundice,
Biliousness, Sour Stom-
ach. Headache, and all
ailments arising from a
disordered stomach or
sluggish liver. They
contain in concen-
trated form all the
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

Eggs of wild birds are smaller
than those of the same species Of
birds when domesticated.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teethinr, ~softens the gums, reduces infanrna
ton, allavs pain, cures wind collie ,25c a bottle
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

his cap politely asked the question:
BOSS, where have you been stopping
since you came to town-in de ceme-
tery?"-Birmingham News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

The London Economist figures that
a foJr round loaf in London costs
little more than half what a similar
loaf costs in New York.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

Use of tobacco is universal in the
Orient, and the word cheroot and
its use come from Madras. The first
tigars seen by Columbus were wrap
IeI with corn shucks.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

Russia produces more hemp for
export than all other countries; but
Italy, Austria-Hungary, Germany,
France, Belgium, Turkey, China and
Japan grow it commercially for hber.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

Constipation causes and aggravates many
serious diseases. 1t is thoroughly cured by
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favorite
family laxative.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

Oil and coal are successfully burn
ed together under boilers in Eng
land
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

A new electric desk lamp has the
filament stretched out in a long
line to distribute the light owe a
greater area.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24
FIVE A OF PAIN.
a Tale of Terri

a Tale of Terrible Kidney Suffering.
Mrs. J. F. Kibbie, 62 Stevens ST.,
Wellsville, N. Y, says: 81 cannot de-
scribe the suffering | endured from
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24
Try Murine Eve Remedy

For Red, Weak, Weary, ,Watery Eyes and
GRADUATED Eyeiids. It Soothes Eye Pain.
Murine Eye Remedy Liquid, PFC; n Que.
Murine Eve Salve. 25c. and Sl.OO.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24
His Want.

eff I had the wings of a chick
en-
"You couldn't fly far with the
wings of a chicken"
q don't want to fly, l want to
at."-Houston Post.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

Many toilet soaps are scented with
tie oil of petitgrain, which is distill-
ed in Paraguay from the leaves of
the wild bitter-orange trees.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

About one-fourth of the men In
the Navy at the present time nave
been re-enlisted.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

Lavender and rose perfumes are
said to be fatal to microbes.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

The finest fabric IS coarse compared with
lining of the bowels. When irritated from
any cause, take Puinkiier (Ferry Davis).
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

A patent has been granted for an
attachment to rocking chairs to OPP
crate a fan to cool the occupants.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

"Why didn't you listen for that
small voice within called con-
science?"
Il did," replied the discovered and
therefore repentent CRATER, "but I
guess the line was busy."-Washing-
ton Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

ana TlSnG size, anu
was tired all the
time and nervous.
4 could not sleep,
and every month ]
hardly stand
the pain. Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound re-
stored me to health
again and made mo
feel like a new We
man. 1 hope this
letter will induce
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24
RATHER ALOOF.

THAT woman is unsociable."
isn't she pleasant when you
meet?"
Yes, but she won't abuse the
neighbours" - Louisville Courier
Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24
YOUR
BACKACHE
WuLYIELD
To Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Bloomdale, Ohio.-s'I suffered from
terrible headaches, pains in my back
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24
Mummifed Heads Scarce,

Mummified heads Of South Ameri-
can Indians belonging to a tribe liv-
ing on the slopes OF the Andes near
Quito, in Ecuador, one so easily pur-
chased, are becoming extremely
scarce. The head is shrunk by some
secret process known only to the ma
tiyes, being thus reduced from life
size, nine or ten inches from tip of
chin to top of head, to five inches.
The curious thing is that the head
can be reduced in this fashion with
out destroying the features. These
heads, some of which are of great an
tiquity, are now almost impossible to
procure. Their sale is fobidden by
laW.-Wide World Magazine.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

For EEEADACFa E-Hicks' CAPUDINE
Whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach or
Nervous Troubles. Capudine will relieve you.
It's liQuid-pleasant to take acts immedi-
ately. Try it. 10c.. 25c. and soc. st drug
,stO CS.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24
Skin Beauty Promoted.

Some $4,000 cancer experiment
are made every year in England.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24
JUST ABSENT.

"Does your wife ever lose her
temper?"
eff she does she knows where to
find it again. - New York Telegram.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24
PROPER SPIRIT

do you really think it necessary
to give Mrs. Bigwad anything on her
~birthday?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

Princess Mary and Prince Henry
of Wales, two children of King
George ", are just as fond of toys as
Youngsters who have no royal blood.
They get as much fun out of Noah's
ark and its myriad of animals as the
average youngster in a workman's
home.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

Buy BATTLE AXE" SHOES.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24
Has Other II

Has Other Troubles.
"This Doet sings of the penalty
love must pay"
"Such statistics do not interest
the ultimate consumer."-Louisvill
Courier-Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

Wonderful success has attended
The cultivation of the sugar cane in
Tamrico, one company having pro-
duced last yea 100000 pounds of
sugar and $4,000 gallons of alcohol
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24
Perfectly Easy,

Buy BATTLE AXE" SHOES.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24
MINCED LANGUAGE.

TE UIdH { IIIHC6 HIS WUIus.
"Well?"
1T might have been better if he
had. He was forced to eat 'em
later."-Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

THE NEW COLLEGE GAME.
When other arms and other legs
The game of football play;
Ard fair goods and wispy segs
Commingle in the fray,
There may perchance in bleachers rise
The voice of some old frat,
To say, with sorrow and surprise,
And so, it's come to that"
Chicago Tribune.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-06-24

Yes, Harold, we really must.
She remembered all u children at
Christmas, and now the least we ear
do is to retaliate. Puck.
Morris tribune., 1910-07-15
RULES OF THE CONTEST

time to time.
The publishers are not to tell whom
anyone votes for, except in case of
alleged error or irregularity.
Each contestant is requested to
send us cabinet size photograph for
publication as soon as convenient.
Make up your mind who you want to
vote for, before coming to the Office
as the editor will positively not decide
the matter for you.
Contestants should keep a list of
their votes turned in each week, and
see that publishers figures verify it.
All coupons should be placed in en-
velopes with names of Contestants
written plainly thereon. ~
Free 20 Vote Coupons will be pub
lished in this paper during first so
days of contest and can be voted with
out cost for any contestant.
An Awarding Committee of three of
the best business men are to be APP
pointed to make final count and dis
tribution of prizes.
Contest to run not less than 80 days;
the date of closing will be announced
about thirty days in advance.
The Contest shall close at o'clock
on the date to be announced later.
Two weeks previous to date of closing,
the Judges are to take the ballot box,
carefully locked or sealed, to the
Bank announced, where it will be
kept on table in front window dur
ing business hours, and in the vault
at night until close of Contest, when
the Awarding Committee takes charge
and makes final count.
During the last two weeks all vot-
ing must be done in the locked box at
the bank. If secrecy in voting is de-
sired, place your cash subscriptions,
together with other votes and cou-
pons, in sealed envelopes with name
of Contestant on same, and deposit in
Ballot Box. Envelopes and subscrip-
ton blanks will be furnished for this
purpose. The strict compliance with
these rules guarantees a fair and
square deal to all concerned.
No votes will be issued for subscrip-
tons paid previous to April 29th 1910.
Subscribers must call for votes at the
time of paying subscriptions or waive
their right.
Morris tribune., 1910-07-15

l.-ANNOUNCEMENT Premium
and Popular Voting Contest will be
conduced on strictly honest business
principles, with perfect justice and
fairness to all concerned.
2-PREzEs grand prize shall
be fine first class piano and other
valuable and useful prizes will be
given.
- CANDIDATES lady over IL
years of age, married or single, in
this and adjoining counties is eligible
to place in the Contest. The most
popular lady is the one who shall re-
ceive the most votes; to her shall be
awarded the beautiful Grand Prize.
Other candidates to receive their
choice of prizes in order, according to
their standing of votes.
4-TIE IN VoTEs-In case of a tie,
the value of the prizes will be equally
divided.
5-CLAssEs OF VoTEs-The votes
are issued in coupons of the following
denominations.
New Subscriptions, 500 votes for $1.5O
Renewal Subscriptions. 800 for $50
Back Subscriptions. .... 500 for 1.5O
5-year Subscriptions. :. 5000 for 7.5O
Right is reserved to add additional
classes of votes, and other publica-
tions, also to change or modify these
rules and regulations as necessity de-
mands.
6-GENERAL 1NsTRUCTfoNs-Name
OF Contestants will be printed in order
according to standing and the amount
of their votes published regularly
after first count is made.
During first 80 days no candidates
will be permitted to cast over 5000
Subscription Votes during any one
week. Fres Paper Coupon Votes
can be voted in any quantity and at
any time.
Votes will not be allowed on sub
scriptions at less than regular price of
the paper, $3.50 per year.
Votes once deposited in ballot box
cannot be transferred to another.
R&stmasters' aud Agents commits
slons are TO be suspended during con-
test.
No contestant will be allowed to
+oka more than one of the extra
anoc;al nrizes that we may offer from
Morris tribune., 1910-07-15

Remember that the subscription price of the Tribune will
remain the same as during the past That all votes are Free
Read the Rules this page, and the list OF Ladies
dominated by their friends take part in the Contest
Morris tribune., 1910-07-15

Miss Roberta Borrill, Morris
" Marie Bruins, I"
/" Mary Tschudi,
I" Gerta Bengtson
" Alice Logue, Morris.
I" Mabel Whittemore, Morris.
L" Leila Tewksbury, Morris.
" Mabel CARNEY, Morris.
" Emma @. Peterson, Morris.
" Marie Nelson, Morris.
d" Frances Schneider, Morris.
" Carrie Schlattman, Alberta.
" Nina Farwell, Alberta.
L" Anna Eystad, Alberta.
" Anna Jallo, Alberta. =
" Mabel H. Hansen, Donnelly.
% Joice Smith, Synnes.
i" Irma Staples, Synnes.
d" Nan Porter, Synnes.
" Barbara Sauter, Synnes.
" Ada DeCamp, Chokio
L" Viola Reker, Chokio
" Julia Barry, Chokio
" Lucy Brown, "
" Title Zimmerman, Chokio
" Violet Homo, Rt 2 "
" Mable Stoneberg,
Z" K. Grossman,
q" Mary Olson, I"
Anna Logue, Morris
Josephine Edmonds, Morris
" Hattie Olson, Donnelly
Morris tribune., 1910-07-15
THE NOMINEES
The following popular young ladies have been nominated

Miss Bertha Wunsch, 6
/" Mamie Mccarthy I"
" Marian Meyers, Hancock
I" Miss Ella Johnson, Hancock
" Mabel Rentz, Alberta
" Mabel Peterson, Morris
Florence Ortman, Morris
Laura Stenger, Morris
" Hannah Wickstrom, r. 3, Morris
Margaret Logan, Donnelly
Mayme Hanrehan, Morris
" Emma Piepenburg, Morris
-" Rose Murphy, Morris
I" Mary DeWane, Morris
Esther Solseth, Morris
Hilma Opheim, Cyrus
Anna Spangrud, Cyrus
Marvel Linstad, Morris
" Mamie Hansen, R. D. 2,Donnelly
+" Jessie Day, r. D. 2, Donnelly
Alvina Struck, R. D. 2, Donnelly
Lizzie McNally, Chokio
" Aggie Hendrix
Silva Reker,
Clara Rasmussen, Morris
&c Edith Zakl, Morris
&C Minnie Seeman, Alberta
" Ola Hudspeth, Morris.
Mrs. G. Hoff, Alberta
Mrs. Christ Cudrio, Alberta
Mrs. Robert Ross, r. D. 8, Morris