The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-03-24
Community Comment.
A GRAND TIME.

Il sat in front of two sweet young
things at the Grand last night" said
Bill Black this morning. land their
than Widow Jones' The talk went
something like this:
oh carnaticn! but we're blooming
lucky to get these seats. No, don't
like to sit too far front either, you can
see the makeup too plain. Your powder
Tag. Mabel. The idea! Ny nose is get
ting red already.
. What? Didn't you have supper?
Well If you'd known you'd have to
bite to eat. Say. I believe I'll adver-
tise for a man. Tee hee,' and then a
'''Oh you never? Your ma wouldn't
more about them than I do. Well, I'm
going tn try it,
Yes, and some day I'm going on the
stage too. I am perfectly crazy about
I had my fortune told in Tacoma one
time and the fortune teller said that
I would make a hit as an actress. She
said that at first I would have parts
that I didn't like but soon I would be
q star. wouldn't it be great?'
'Just then the curtain went up and
the show was on. AS to the play-well
it made people laugh and that was
what it was invented for any way.
Go think that Oscar Walsh, who played
Billie Burke. the travelling man, wore
bis hat too far down on his forehead
snd that his coat was badly wrtnkled.
The girls in the automobile chorus in1t-
tated the action of pump handle in
their gestures And Dortliy Morton said
that it cost $100. 600 to put her present
flesh on her but bet she would pay
that sum or more to have part of it re-
moved.
YES, I goS my moneys worth.
have always wondered whether women
would look good in overalls and now
know"
The rews that damn" is no "cuss
word" will doubtless crafty untold
thousands.
That c. L. Church. of Salina, made
good the loss of his bank. proves that /
after all there Is something In name. !
James Hill. the railroad magnate, |
tells in an article on why water car I
rage is not success In the United
States could also explain why watere /
stocks are.
A young Topeka widow recently !
bought diamond ring. There are some |
advantages in being a widow.
This is the season when the blonde
begins to more vigorously apply the i
powder-rag.
Did YOU see the March lion yesterday?
mans idea of supreme position is
to be able to afford a change Of SOCKS
every day.
for new pipe stems
A man always doubts where it pays
to shave himself.
MY education was sadly neglected"
said John Jones today. Il never be- I
longed to college literary society or
glee club"
After all. mans knowledge regarding
woman, like that about the planet
Mars, is largely negative.
A girls idea of Bitter Revenge is
to send an offender an appropriate pos
tai card.
This is the season when the grown
up lie to the youngsters about the rao-
bit.
After this when in doubt, blame it on
the lightning.
There is this much against marrying
an heiress. She might insist or saying
my house." my auto ETC., IN the
presence of company.
There will be no more plays at the
Grand this week. "Alan Dale's ham
mer will enjoy a needed rest. II
A delegation from the committee OF
twenty of the Civic club met 81. L
Cook, the new secretary of the state
Fair association. at the Commercial
club rooms yesterday. Nothing definite
was done regarding the locating OF the
lair grounds north of Garfield park
Mr.. Hill did not feel he was able to
lct on the matter yet. However ne
ranged to dis .uss the proposition with
committee at a later date.