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The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-04-03

to farm equipment, or, rather. inven-
tory. This schedule will be carried by
$4,000 of the $4,000 enumerators who
have been chosen from the progressive
farmers and crop reporters The cen
sus of manufactures, mines and quar-.
ries covers the calendar year 1909 only.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-04-03

Recently a western dramatic critic
cast some reflections on Lew Fields
vocal accomplishments. whareupon the
actors personal representative took his
pen In hand and replied to the writer
as follows.
''Alr Lew Fields desires me to rise
In protest respecting your story TO thes
effect that he never has sung since ono
memorable day thirty years ago when
he appeared on the stage Of the Bow
cry theater in New York and. sfarting
a descriptive ballad beginning i won't
be with YOU long, voice from the
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-04-03

iIe D1I-
boards around the theater Through
some mislap the bundle of aaycrtising
matter was lost, and wheA(ft carao
time to announce the comedians cir
gagement nobody around tho nlace
seemed TO know the newcomers Aarae
This dilemma was supposed 70 be-
Strengthened out when the prpInrry
Dlan said he remembered 1t rs sam
f'erhard-a pardonable error 2esaaps
when the similarity Of the two n4.nes,
Bennett and Bernard, are considered.
AT any rate, he was advertised rs sam
bernard then. and IT has been Fa "a
Bernard ever since.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-04-03
Stories
Of Stage
FavoriteS
COME
Years

kN AA -
~ years
ago q
ncwSpa-
per con
Quoted a
con est
to decide
W h i e IN
American
actor had
the beat
clcinn to
the title
of "nati
nee idol.
Onthe liSI
of votes
-
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-04-03

Tue HfSJ ACT MI. Is
Fields stands on the steps and attempts
to sing in loud, trenchant tones these
thrilling words:
will one Of you gentlemen be so kind
AS to lend me a couple of francs?
Nobody on the stage after hearing
Mr., Fields sing would give him q cent.
ut seems only tardy justice to Mr..
Fields that you admit In the columns
of your valuable publication that while
he Is not Caruso he can sing 50 that
his pet dog barks every time he opens
his mouth"
The only response to this contribu-
ton is to inquire, How could Mr..
Fields pet dog bark If he didn't open
his mouth2'
When Sam Bernard decided to adept
the theatrical profession his name was
Barnett. In Difference to parental
wishes he selected Bennett as his nom
de theater. The singular thing about
1t is that 1t was later changed by the
property man at the theater where be
made his debut as an actor.
1t appears that when Bernard Sc
cured his first stage employment be
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-04-03

sent over
to t ha t
theater,
W b ic h
w q $ n
$ N a | ]
house at
Staple
tcn.NY
Il ! o Il e
With bis
buEggufe
scDc sd
ReftiiHs
nAatterto
be uspd
II b e
program
Il n II -.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-04-03
CENSUS SIDE LIGHTS.
The Mighty Task Of Counting Noses
In This Country.

If you've got a crouch on, gentle
reader, because you were born hand
some instead Of rich and have 10 work
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-04-03
/ Europe's
! Welcome to
Roosevelt
Lo. the lion. trembling cuss.
Sunk in fear no more Will creep.
And the hlrpopotalnus
Once again can get his glrep-
Teddy r g gone home

- - las
Z teen written
to the big
game chapters of
the OK presidential
hunting expedition
to Africa, and now
all Europe is pre-
pairing a reception
for Colonel Roose
welt on his return
from the jungles
c,1ch &c an Ap,nr
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1910-04-03
To Conquer
Mount Mckinley

expedition that Is attracting
almost as much attention all
over the world as the south
pole quest is that soon TO he
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05
AWFUL BURNING ITCH CURED
IN A DAY

I'm the middle of the night of March
SOth l woke up with burning itch in
my two hands and felt as if l could
pull them apart. In the morning the
itching had gone to my chest and dur
Ing that day 1t spread all over my
body. | was red and raw from the top
OF my head to the soles of my feet and
was in continual agony from the
itching. l could neither lie down nor
sit up. l happened to see about Cuti-
cura Remedies, and I thought would
give them trial. took a good bath
with the Cuticura Soap and used the
Cuticura Ointment. l put 1t on from
my head down to my feet and then
went to bed. On the first of April I
felt like new man. The itching was
almost gone. continued with the
Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment
and during that day the itching COM
pletely left me. Frank Gridley, 1875
East 43rd Street, New York City, Apr.
27, 1903" Cuticura Remedies are sold
throughout the world; Potter Drug &
Chem. Corp, Sole Props, Boston, Mass.
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05
THE FIRST TASTE
Learned to Drink Coffee When Baby.

If parents realized the fact that cof-
fee contains drug-cdfeine-whic Is
especially harmful to children, they
would doubtless hesitate before giving
the babies coffee to drink.
When l was a child in my moth
er's arms and first began to nibble
things at the table, mother used to
give me sips Of coffee. AS my parents
used coffee exclusively at meals
never knew there was anything to
drink but coffee and water
And SO contracted the coffee
habit early. remember when quite
young the continual use Of coffee so
affected my parents that they tried
roasting wheat and barley, then
ground it In the coffee-mill, as a sub
stitute for coffee.
But 1t did not taste right and they
went back to coffee again. That was
long before Postum was ever heard
of. continued to use coffee until
was 81. and when l got into office
work, began to have nervous spells.
Especially after breakfast / was so
nervous l could scarcely attend to my
correspondence.
"At night after having coffee for
supper. l could hardly sleep, and on
rising in the morning would feel weak
and nervous.
"A friend persuaded me to try
Postum. My wife and l did not like
1t at flrst, but later when boiled good
and strong it was hne. Now we would
not give up Postum for the best coffee
We ever tasted.
II can now get good sleep. am free
from nervousness and headaches. l
recommend Postum to all coffee drink
ers."
Read "The Road to Wellville.". In
pkgs.
There's 4 Reason"
Ever read the above lettefS A new
one appears from time to tine. They
are genuine, true, and full Of hvWa1
tAtsreSt. NJ Hfs ~
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05
DOCTORS ADVISED OPERATION.
DECIDED TO TRY GREAT
KIDNEY REMEDY

want to tell you in few words what
your Swamp-Root did for me, believing
that my testimony may do some other suf-
fering person a great deal of good
About six years ago, l was dangerously
Ill, consulted three doctors, all of whom
said l had kidney trouble. One of the
doctors analyzed my urine and reported
that l had gravel, and further said that
in order to regain my health and life, an
operation would be necessary. I did not
want to be operated on as I was afraid
me of Dr.. Kilmer's Swamp Root and said
it was reliable medicine for kidney
trouble, so l decided to try it and went
to Mr.. Rose, the druggist, at 303 Central
Ave, Minneapolis, and bought bottle,
took it, noticed results and continued
taking it until was entirely cured.
Having been free from any kidney
trouble for over six years, I consider that
I am absolutely cured and know that
Swamp-Root has the credit.
never fail to tell my friends about
your remedy, as believe it is the best of
its kind Your U o Ointment is also
very good. We are never without jar
in our house.
Yours very truly,
MRS. MARGARET E. ANDERSON,
Minneapolis, MINI.
etase eouety Of Of NInnsasfa Hsnnspin SIS.
Personally appeared before me this 23rd
day of Sept, 1909, Mrs. Margaret E.
Anderson of the City of Minneapolis of
the State of Minnesota, who subscribed
the above, and on oath says that the same
is true in substance and in fact.
M. NJ. KERRIDGE,
Notary Public.
Commission expires March %, 1914.
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05
"That First Invented Sleep"

Now blessings light on him that
first invented this same sleep! 1t COW
ers man all over, thoughts and all,
like cloak: 1t is meat for the hungry,
drink for the thirsty, heat for the
cold, and cold for the hot 1t is the
current coin that purchases all the
pleasures of the world cheap; and the
balance that sets the king and the
shepherd, the fool and the wise man
even. There is only one thing. which
somebody once put into my head,
that I dislike in sleep-it is that it re-
sembles death. There is very little
difference between man In his first
sleep and a man in his last Sleep
From Cervantes.
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05
ALL About II.

To appreciate fully this scrap of dia-
logue quoted from London Punch, one
should see the two odd characters en-
gagged in 1t. Apparently they parted
satisfied, one that he had impaired
some real information, the other that
he had received some. Said one man:
'D'you recollec' old ot's-is-name?"
I'm with the collar?"
"Aye,"
'Wot ababt imp"
"'E ad to go down"-jerk Of the
head-''you know-they give i'm wot
you call it-didn't arr git it, l don't
think"
"Reely!"
"'Adn't you card, them"
Il did ear somefink, but no details,
not afore now"-Youth's Companion.
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05
BTATr or OHIO CITY OF TOLEDO.
=,

sTA'r OF Quo HGess c'T5 coSs4T: Ss TOLEDO s.
FRAvK ]. CHENEY makes oath that he Is senior
partner of the hrm of F. j. CHENEY d Co.. doing
business in the City of Toledo. County and Stats
aforesaid and that said nrm will pay the sum Of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case OF CATARRH that cannot be cured by the Of
HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK ]. CHENEY
Sworn to before and subscribed in my presenea
this 6th day OF December. A. D.. 1886.
4 ". GLEASON
NOTARY PUBLIC.
Halls Catarrh Cure Il taken internally and acts
Directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF ths
Gystem Send for testimonials free.
F. j. CHENEY 4 CO.. Toledo O
Sold by all Druggists 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05
TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY

TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY
for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't
Smart-Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, Csc,
soc, $1.O0. Murine Eye Salve in
Aseptic Tubes, 25c. $10O. Eye Books
and Eye Advice Free by Mail.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05

A good honest remedy for Rheumatism
Neuralgia and Sore Throat is Hamlin
Wizard Oil. Nothing will so quickly drive
out all pain and inflammation.
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05

1.-The parlor has got away from u.s."
observes an exchange. AS long as the
kitchen and dining room still remain.
there is hope for the human race.
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05

1t must be that their new play Get
ting a Polish" was dashed off by its
authors, Messrs Harrington and VIII.
son, during a five-minute stay in q
shoe-shining establishment.
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05
"OH Day" Of Favorite.

Chapley-How did she happen to
refuse you; thought you were her
favorite?
Washley-Well, the favorite didn't
win, that's ALL
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05
Contrary Issues,

so Blinks has had his income cut
DOWN."
Yes; that is why he is SO much
cut up"
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05

The scientist who has traced the
trail of Alexander the Great through
= Asia would be a good man to put on
Dr. Cooks trail up Mt. Mckinley.
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05
Letter V
DR.. kilnsr b Co.
BlnEhA.ton, n. 7.
Prove What Swamp.Root viii Do For You

Prove What Swamp-Roo VIII Do For You
Send to DIR. kilmer & Co., Bingham
ton, N. Y, for sample bottle. 1t will
convince anyone. You will also receive
booklet of valuable information, telling
all about the kidneys and bladder. When
writing, be sure and mention this paper.
For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty
cents and one-dollar.
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05

William ]. Locke says beneath the
surface America is interesting. He
must be a stockholder in American
mines.
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05

Mrs. Windows Soothing syrup.
For Children tsething softens the gums reduces
xammauon .allays pain. cures Hind collie. 2bc botls
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05
Laying the Foundation.

why are you always so careful to
ask advice about what you are going
to do?"
80 that If things go wrong I can
say 1 told you So"
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05

When the pulpit gets into poetic
clouds 1t misses the man on th<
pavement.
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05
A Change of Heart.

A Change of Heart.
when was a boy" said Mr.. Dus.
tin Stax, 81 wanted to run away and
be a pirate"
"And what deferred you?"
Il got all the pirate biographies I
could find and figured up the net earn.
1ngs of each buccaneer. The profits
were too slow to suit me."-Washing.
ton Star.
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05

A catalogue of vices never led any
one into virtue.
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05

Planning Desperate Revenge.
The naughty, imperious beauty
handed him back his ring.
Now that all is over between U.S."
she said, Il suppose you will buy
revolver and put an end to your
wretched existence?"
Worse than that!" he Kissed, being
careful to introduce the necessary
sibllant; far wors-s-se! shall steal
revolver! And l shall shoot your
measly little sore-eyed poodle!"
wild shrek burst from her lips.
She fell upon her knees and
But he had gone.
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05

Senator Beveridge's pathetic appeal
In behalf of Mary of the vine-elaA
cottage will hardly stand the acid
test, as every Mary calls her cottage
q bungalow these days.
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05

The game of flying is getting 10
common that in few years no avia.
tor will be able to get into the public
prints unless he pays SO much per
line.
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05

Fame has one of its elections nobody
. stays up very late to hear the returns.
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05

The scientist who has traced the
! trail OF Alexander the Great through
, Asia would be good man to put ON
Or. Cooks trail up Mt. Mckinley.
1t must be that their new play Get.
ting Polish" was dashed off by it's
authors, Messrs. Harrington and VIII.
son, during a five-minute stay in Q
shoe-shining establishment.
'The parlor has got away from u.s."
observes an exchange. AS long as the
kitchen and dining room still remain.
there is hope for the human race.
William ]. Locke says beneath the
surface America is interesting. He
must be stockholder in American
mines.
The game of flying is getting 10
common that in few years no avia-
tor will be able to get into the public
prints unless he pays SO much per
line.
Senator Beveridge's pathetic appeal
in behalf of Mary of the vine-claA
cottage" will hardly stand the acid
test, as every Mary calls her cottage
q bungalow these days.
1t is noticed that when the Hall Of
Fame has one of its elections nobody
1 stays up very late to hear the returns.
An army doctor has discovered .
fy-killing ant in the Philippines. II
the insect can't be admittc3 over here
free of duty, then by all means amend
the tariff bill before next summer.
With all those lecture engagements
and vaudeville offers to choose from.
Mr.. Wellman ought to keep the wolf
from the door of his airship hangar
this winter.
A British scientist says there is no
reason why there should not be two
crops Of wheat every year. Kansas
never would consent to doubling her
harvest hand problem.
Among Capt. Chances recruits for
next year are "Gnger" Clark and
Pepper" Griffin. Noble names-but
would not the Chicago captain do bet
ter to sign up all the relatives of Mr..
Coombs of Philadelphia?
1t is estimated that 1t costs a big
college $1,000 to put football player
through the season of eight weeks. He
may be a "muddied oaf," as Kiplin8
said, but he can retort that it is ex.
pensive mud that adorns him.
The man who believes that money
can accomplish everything is invited
to look at the recent performance Of
the $50,00O Athletics, as against the
poor showing of the Cubs, whose
salary roll is said to be 100000.
David Rankin of Tarkio Mo-, who
was called the worlds most success.
full farmer, was growing crops on
$4,000 acres when he died. How did
nsuch man escape being written up
in the magazines as National
Menace?
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05

Anaemia is often temporarily mis-
taken for virtue.
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05

David Rankin of Tarkio, Mo-, who
was called the worlds most success
full farmer, was growing crops on
$4,000 acres when he died. How did
nsuch a man escape being written up
in the magazines as National
Menace?
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05

An army doctor has discovered .
fly-killing ant in the Philippines. II
the insect can't be admittc1 over here
free of duty, then by all means amend
the tariff bill before next summer.
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05

The man who believes that money
can accomplish everything is invited
to look at the recent performance OF
the $50,O0O Athletics, as against the
poor showing of the Cubs, whose
salary roll is said to be $4,000.
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05

With all those lecture engagements
and vaudeville offers to choose from.
Mr.. Wellman ought to keep the wolf
from the door of his airship hangar
this winter.
The Glenwood post., 1910-11-05

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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-01-07
ALLE6E coNsplRiA 1.
Railsoad Company After Many That u
Claims Sold Passss,

'Railsoad Company Aftsr Many THAT u
Claims Sold Passes.
Grand Forks.-Interest here In the al
legged trip pass frauds and peonage
cases on the Great Northern has been
increased by story circulated tend.
Ing to show conspiracy on the part o.
Peter KapsaliA Greek, and John
Fontego. an Italian, to secure Great
Northern contract for furnishing la
borers from the Western Employment
agency Of st. Paul.
Special agents Of the Great North.
ern here. however, vigorously deny the
claim made by the Greeks that the
whole affair is more or less a fiasco.
One Great Northern employee tonight
made a statement to the effect that
A. Toscas, the Greek interpreter ar
rested here and now out under bail,
had under his control for three work.
ing months Of last summer about q
thousand laborery on the Great North
ern and almost as many on the North
ern Pacific, from whom he collected q
dollar a month for services.
Last summer when superficial
peonage investigation was made in this
state, Toscas admitted his control over
laborers, but denied extortion. He
claimed he only received from the
Greeks money in recompense for srv-
les.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-01-07
NEW CORPORATIONS.
List Authorized to Do Business in
North Dakota in 1910.

List Authorized to Do Business in
North Dakota in 1910.
Bismarck.-A. Blaisdell, secretary of
state, has issued charters to the follow-
ing corporations:
Craigue Mercantile Co., Minnewau-
kan, N. D., capital stock, $4,000; in
corporators: w. T. Tritchler, Louis
Bergen, j. r. Craigue, all of Mime.
waukan, N. d.
Mccartney Marshall Co., Forbes, N.
D.; capital stock $4,000; incorpora-
tors: Fred D. Mccartney, Forbes, N. D.
Thomas f. Marshall and Clay Nc
Cartney, Cakes, N. D.
Knox Grain Co., Cakes N. D., cap
ital stock $4,000; incorporators: e.
j. Walton, c. E. Knox and M. L. WAL
ton, all Of Cakes, N. D.
Gardner Land Co., capital stock,
$4,000; incorparators: Geo. r. Cook,
G. B. Prichard and L. A. Anderson, all
of Gardner, N. D.
es-Moscow Cooperative Tele-
phone Co., Wales, N. D., capital stock
$4,000; incorporators: Carl Amoth of
Dresden, N. D., and Edward Peder.
son, j. ]. Fischer, Of Wales, N. D.
Security State Bank, Strasburg. N.
D., increased it's capital stock f,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-01-07
GIVES OUT NEW DATES.

Schedule Of Farmers Institutes for
January and February.
Fargo.-Supt. Hoverstad of the
farmers institute department of North
Dakota, has issued the following
schedule for January and part Of
February.
Cando, Friday, Jan. z.
Churches Ferry, Saturday, Jan. 8.
Lankin, Monday and Tuesday, Jan
10 and IL.
Grafton. Wednesday and Thursday
Jan. IL and 10.
Joliete,4 Friday, Jan. IA.
Drayton, Saturday, Jan. Is.
Kindred, Monday, Jan. II.
Reynolds, Monday, Jan. II.
Fargo, Tuesday to Friday, Jan. 10
20 and FL.
Abercrombie, Saturday, Jan. %.
Walcott, Monday, Jan. "a.
Wahpeton, Tuesday, Jan. rs.
Minor, Wednesday, Wednesday, Jan
Minor, Wednesday,, Jan. 26.
Gwinner, Thursday, Jan. ~.
Monano, Friday, Jan. %.
Edgely, Saturday, Jan. 20.
Casselton, Monday, Jan. 81.
Northwood, Wednesday, Feb. 2.
Michigan, Friday, Feb. 4.
HiQlsboro, Saturday, Feb. 5.
Neche, Monday and Tuesday, Feb. Z
and 8.
Hamilton, Wednesday, Feb. 9.
Hoople, Thursday, Feb. 10.
Cavalier, Friday and Saturday, Feb,
II and IL.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-01-07
FAME AND FORTUNE OFFERED
Rich Prize Tor Man Who Discovers
the lons-seuoht Cure for
tuberculosis.

DR.. George w. Bloomer Of Yale uni
versity, acting as spokesman for an
anonymous giver, has announced that
a prize Of 100000 has been set aside.
to be awarded to the first person any.
where in the world who discovers a
cure for tuberculosis. The gift is I'm.
conditional as to time, place, or kind
Of cure, the only real condition being
that the new cure must have been in
constant use at least five years, and
that the promoter of the cure con.
vince the investigating board of the
merits Of his discovery.
A large number. of physicians have
been working for years to perfect vac.
cine, or anti-toxin for tuberculosis, or
to find some agent, such as tuberculin.
which will assist in the cure of the dis.
ease. Thus far, the experiments have
not furnished product which will
either absolutely cure or prevent con
sumption, or render the patient i'm
mune against the disease. Many Of
these serums have proved effective in
increasing the resistance of the pa
tfent and thus helping in the cure, but
no scientist of repute to-day claims to
have discovered a tuberculin which
will produce cure without the com
bined aid of fresh air, rest and whole
some food.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-01-07
Electric Lines Proposi sd.

schaefer.-The Hudson, Center and
New Salem Electric line is the name
Of the latest railroad enterprise in
North Dakota. The proposed line is to
parallel at some distance the extern
sion the Northern Pacific is building
north from Mandan.
Another prospective line which .is
Attracting much comment and interest
is planned. to extend from Mandan to
Manning in Dunn county. It appears
that the inland towns Of Hagen, in
Mercer county, Center in Oliver, coun-
ty, and Manning have given up hope
Of getting an outlet for their products
6rom the Northern Pacific extension
which is building up the river and are
turning to the new project with hopes
that 1t vii better serve their require
ments.