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Arizona republican., 1910-01-09


 Suddenly Mrs. J. had an idea.
 T believe. Homer, you have to take on the tip on the gas jet first, don't youf" she suggested.
 Homer laughed
 ''To be sure you do," he said. How stupid of me"
 But the tip wouldn't come on-at least not until Homer-dear had gone all the way downstairs and borrowed a pair of pinchers from the janitor. incidentally giving him g cents for the favor. And to make matters worse, when the tip was of the end of the hose showed nothing to screw in or over the jet. "Confound itr' muttered Homer-dear. Then Mrs. ]. had another idea. Here's the tube from the lamp in our bedroom. Homer" she said Put this on and maybe we can see what's the matter with the new one.''
 Picking up the old one. Homer-des. discovered that 1t had an extra piece of brass. called a goose neck" that com pleted the connection between the end of the hose and the gas jet.
 Now isn't it just like those depart ment storesr' he mumbied. They for got that extra piece. And they told me everything was complete"
 "0h. never mind" soothed Mrs. J., '1 can go downtown. tomorrow and tell
  I'm sure. They're very obliging.' .'Obiiging?' rasped Homer-dear. Sure they are-after you've discovered what they didn't do that they ought to have done ''
 Don't let this spoil my surprise" pleaded Mrs. J.. well attach the old hose and light the lamp anyway" The old one fitted perfectly and was soon in place.
 Homer-dear struck 2 match.
 But the burner wouldn't light
 Homsr-dear struck another match. But the burner didn't even splutter. ''Demmitv' growled Mir l.. what In the deuce Is the matter nowr'
 ''On. Homer" objected Mrs.'J., you're actually swearing"
 Well. It's enough to make anyone swear. Here pay 8 9s-in real money for urumped-np usrgain that Isn't
Arizona republican., 1910-01-09
NAT RE|Ss CARNIVAL
 HERE ANOTHER WEEK
In Response to the Request of Many
 Citizens. @

In response to the urgent request of mary prominent citizens the Nat Reiss carnival company will remain in the city another week. Hundreds desired to see the show but the cold weather made it impossible for them to do SO The nights when the carnival was really seen at it's best were particu- larly cold.
 There will be no shows today as Mir. Reiss never opens his attractions on Sunday. believing that one days rest each week is necessary for man and beast.
 But beginning tomorrow afternoon, two exhibitions will be given daily, The shows will not be the same as those of last week. Many new features will be added and there vii be an en- tire change of program.
Arizona republican., 1910-01-09

tsum-whntever tha, is.
 At last he had everything in place. He seised q mat'h and struck 1t vicious iy The burner nared up aud burned with . herce white nght.-
 There we nrA Homef,' said Mrs- J. cheerfnlly. Its alright now. isn't 1t 5eauttful,'' .
 ''Humh~ rro~led Homerdear, it.
 'aSbink 1t Is just too lovely for any. ithins!v enthused Mrs. l.. 1t is such . beautiful color, And such . bargain.'
 Mir. !. snifYed the aif. Then he looked at Mrs. J. s -..T
 Mfrs. J. snifed-and looked at Mir. J.
 IL must be the lamb. It couldn't be anything else.
 1t wns-ss Homer-dear discovered as soon as he put hts nose down to the r4destal
 Bu-r-r-r. -whirx-z-s. Chewemup!
 IL would have been mereiful had the gas su6ocated Mfr. J.. befors he said al, that he did say The HSt of his remarks. translated Into English was: Take the blamed old thing out of here and thfow It down the elevator shaftI I never want to see it-or any other bnrsains-again!' >4-
 But Mrs. J. went quietly te work on tbe lamp with the aid of the janitor. while Homer-dear buried himself in his grouch and the evening paper in the next room .
 The stopping of the leakage proved te be simply a matter of tightening the joints of the pipes of the lamps. h a very short while Mrs. !. had 1t burn. ing merriiy away as cheerful and cosy as you pIease-with never . sign of . leak.
 Then Mfr. J. was called in to co iA He expressed 6 grumpy surprise but guessed the darn old thing would have something the matter with 1t befors the week vas out. ..41f
 The funny thing about ths whole af- fair. though. ie that to this day whea- ever friends call upon the, Justweds. Homer-dear. shows them the lamp proud. ly and draws attention to the fact that his discriminatine jndknens recognised I. at once as rare ,bafHaip, CARMEL CALVERT HALL
Arizona republican., 1910-01-09

has been driven and the place sody and firmly healed from the bottom the surface S is made entirely of healing
 cleansing herbs and bak and of mineral medicine adapted persons of and effective with the old as with the young middle aged.
 Under the purifying and tonic effects of S. S. S. the system
 built and whose health has been weakened by the od Sore will be douby benefited by If wish know thing specially about write We will fully, and will book Sores and Ucesno charge book advice. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC O., ATLANTA GA
Arizona republican., 1910-01-09

5. $. 5. heals old sores be- cause it is the greatest of all blood purifiers; it goes into the circula- ton and removes the cause from the blood. When the blood has been purified there is no longer any inhammatory impurity or infectious matter to irritate the place, and nature causes the nat ural and certain healing of the ulcer. When S.S.S. has cleansed the blood and the place is once more well, it is not a surface cure, every veStige of the old
Arizona republican., 1910-01-09
S.S.S. CURES OLD SORES
"l CAN TRUTHFULLv Say S. s. s. Is CERTAIN CURE FoR OLD SORES, BECAUSE IT CURED Me or BAD ULCER. ON WHICH OTHER TREATMENTS HAD No EFFECT"

This extract from the testimonial publish below receive for and ulcers.
 Every old comes from kind of mpuy the blood SIS the simple principle of removing the the or ulcer and allowing nature to heal the place When think for moment realize that portion of the body and system pendent the blood that the circulation which all flesh tissues and their natural health Thus readily understand why impurities posons in this vital fluid will infect and disease the flesh particular and by continually dscarg ing impurities into il, keep the place open in1amed It would be against every law of expect heal while the blood constantly deposits into the infectious with which is contaminated.
 There simple old sores, and the only way the from the circulation External applications of M men paSters oons Saves etc. produce because such treatment does reach the blood where cause
Arizona republican., 1910-01-09

To take out Iron, rust spots put ssis and lemon on the Spot: and then hold tho cloth lover the spout, ofS q. tea kettle. Keep water boiling iand> >again apply lemon md ssf. As it dries the rust will die anptaf.y lt LL .f
Arizona republican., 1910-01-09

Navel Gull Oranges. s100 per box
 Crt1mp Hay & Grain Co.
Arizona republican., 1910-01-09

Navel Gull Oranges. $1.O0 per box
 ss Crump Hay < Grain Co.
Arizona republican., 1910-01-09

Navel Gull Oranges. s1.0O per box.
 Crump Hay & Grain Co.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-11
Germany and Nicaragua.

While the German emperor is undoubt-
eddy technically within his rights in rec
ocnizing the MadriZ government in Mic
aragua. mis- action in doing must be
construed as inimical to the prestige Of
the United States in Central America
The United States has no ground for
formal protest against the kaiser's note
of April %. inasmuch as il has never set
UP any pretension Ia the possession of
exclusive rights of recognition in case
OF disputed governmental organization
in the Latin-American territory. Ii is.
however, obvious that the action of Ger
many was prompted by a disposition to
question even the moral prerogative of
the United States government over Cen
trail and South American affairs as ex-
pressed in the Monroe doctrine.
American insistence upon the Monroe
doctrine has never gone so far as to
claim that this country has the right
under that pronouncement TO dictate as
TO internal politics in any of the republics
10 the south of 1t simply means that
the United States denies the right OF any
European power TO dominate in South
or Central American matters with a
possibility of territorial acquisitions In
consequence of such participation in
american affairs. European recognition
of the Monroe doctrine is now universal.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-11

In weather like this il is hard TO be
patient with conditions. At night sleep
is almost impossible owing to the heat
Even IN the most comfortable homes dis
tressful hours are spent after dark But
those who, in the midst Of such sur
roundings. complain Of the climatic b ~
den should remember that down in the
alleys and the courts there IS suffering
far create: than they can ever conceive
endUra BILE. There III the Gensely
populated byWays men. women and chill
dren are sweIterinc in even greater heat
in tiny rooms without ventilation, often
peop.ed by six and ten occupants each.
There are no well filed ice chests. There
are no cool places, where cots can be
drawn. There is no privacy. Ii is ALI
congestion and discomfort and distress.
II the well-tO-dO citizens Of Washing
ton could go forth on such nights as
those that have lately been endured here
and look into the dark corners, tie blind
alleys and the Inhabited courts, ard see
ROW humanity swarms ard suffers there
an outcIy would arise fer changes wip-
ing these settlements out OF existenc
II would then be understood that IN
truth the problem of Washington toda
lies in its aNeywayS, in its crowded
corners, its sums. And at the next ses-
sion Of Congress. perhaps, the ce OF
the capital would be heard in terms tina,
would admit Of no further delay in the
attacking of this grave problem, and d
provision Of means for it's solution.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-11
Where Pride Hats.

Man. Natures pride. The great molder
of things
That last through the centuries long.
The creature whose brain forms the
edcts Of kings
Or the delicate grace of a song.
The lightning he holds an obedient
slave;
He measures the stars in the skies:
He is patient and wise and determined
and brave
But he cannot get rid Of the flies.
He fears not the lion that RACES and
roars.
He mocks at the cold and the heat.
He rides the swift torrent. The dark
cavern pours
New treasures each day at his feet.
Where dangers are thickest he faces
his foes,
In quest of some coveted prize.
To conquer the universe onward he
goes
But he cannot get rid Of the flies.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-11

Germany has subscribed TO it repeatedly.
| though its position in the Venezuelan
matter a few years ago was calculated
| to weaken American faith in the genuine
ness of its acquiescence in this principle.
There is no partisanship at Washington
for either OF the contestants for the
Nicaraguan authority. This government
regards the election of Madriz as an in
adequate bestowal of power by the
Nicaraguan people. Madriz was in eff
feet named as president by Zelaya upon
his forced retirement from Nicaragua
after his violation of international law
by the summary execution of two Ameri-
cans captured in the ranks of his enemy.
The fact that at the time of Madriz's So
called election to the presidency a fully
organized insurgent force was in the
field. in possession of large part of the
Nicaraguan territory. was I'm itself a war
rant fer the United States withholding
from the Madriz faction the recognition
the government de jure which it had
perforce withheld from the Estrada fac
ton.
n would have been more in keeping
with the dictates of internatio comfy
for the government at Berlin to consult
with the United States. at least informally,
before granting TO Madriz the unqualified
formal recognition which was extended
to him in the letter of April %. The
lapse of four months from the so-called
election is of itself proof that no urgent
emergency existed for the Establishment
of formal relations. 1t is. of course. of
no moment at this time whether the
recognition followed definite representa-
tons by Madriz or not. a whole-hearted.
sincere observance of the Monroe doctrine
in all its significance would have called
for some degree Of German communica-
ton with the United States respecting
the disposition to grant to Madriz his de-
sired status as a government recognized
by a European power. Such a proceed
ing can be construed only as an evidence
of Germany's persistent purpose to OBJ
tain a foothold in Central and South
America to the commercial and political
disadvantage of the United States.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-11
Wall Street Bears.
Jew York Herald

From The New York Herald.
If the depression in the stock markets
had been due to unsoundness in the
financial situation or to any real ele-
ment OF danger in the economical out
look the reaction against it would not
have set i'm so promptly. The truth is
the depression in prices is the work OF
responsible bears" in Wall street and
.seir foreign allies. the irresponsible cor
respondents of English newspapers. The
campaign designed to undermine public
confidence as regards American securi-
ties has been skillfully planned and un-
scrupulOusly carried out American
holders of stocks have been frightened
into liquidating by the market manipu'
lations of the responsible bears" based
upon sinister and unfounded rumOrs OF
the effect Of federal interference with the
railways and false reports of reductions
in dividends.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-11
Important Work of Congress.

Senator Hughes of Colorado has par
ticipated in but two sessions of Congress,
but they have taught him much. In New
York the other day he said, in reply to a
question about the recent session, that
the best thing accomplished by Con-
gress was its failure to pass some of the
things proposed
Maybe that is an extreme statement,
but it is worth considering, and the
truth il contains applies to all Con-
crosses. The country hears only of the
measures that pass, and of them only in
their completed state. 1t is never ad-
vised in detail about the congressional
calendar. and does not follow closely the
larger measures in their process through
the mill. 1t would not have the patience
if it had the opportunity to read even the
titles of the bills and resolutions that
are introduced during a session; and as
for the daily debates on the supply bills
and other important measures when they
come up for action, il would lack both
time and information to digest them prop
erly.
The Payne law is still under very sharp
mischievous. propositions were kept out
with the record must concede that the
men who shaped the measure defeated
many undesirable things.
Extravaganza in the regular app-o-
priations is charged. The sums are large,
but had not the hardest fights been put
up they would have been much larger.
The men in charge of those measures
worked like Turks to keep down the
figures Had the original estimates been
allowed, and all amendments for in .
creases-as many from one side as the
other-been adopted. the grand total
would have swamped the country
The pork barrels were large. but
would have been hogsheads if all re-
quests had been granted. They are sort
of contribution TO campaigns Of members.
senator's and representatives alike, and
every man wants Uncle Sam to help him
secure an Endorsement at home.
Then there were thousands of bills in
troduced by request, few with small
merit. but the great mass without merit
at all, against which the leaders of the
ma jority party had to be on guard. Some
were never called up. Some were called
up and defeated. few, by hocus-pocus.
sifted through.
The full story of single session of any
Congress- as respects estimates submitted
and appropriations made: measures
changed for the better In the course of
debate: jobs proposed and jobs defeated
would silence much criticism of public
servants. and improve the popular ap-
praisement of Congress. Burns great
couplet. indeed. has very happy appli-
cation here:
What's done we partly may compute,
But know not what's resisted
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-11
Beverly.

Mr.. Loeb's visit to Beverly? Is not the
Iatchstring there. as at oyster Bay. on
the outside? Are not all republicans
in good standing welcome? Presuma-
bly, the President is interested in the
New York republican situation, and
undoubtedly Mr.. Loeb knows some
thing about it. But before the Presi-
dent puts in his oar-if he cOntem-
plates putting it in at all-he will want
to hear from both factions and all
about matters. If Mr.. Woodruff were
to motor down To Beverly. would he
not be received and well treated?
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-11
The Newark Mob.

First of all. let US congra tulate Gov.
Harmon on his course in the matter of
the Newark riot. He was not at home
when the tragedy occurred, but, inter-
rupting his vacation plans. ne hurried
at once to the scene and took personal
charge of the investigation. Had he been
of a less reSolute or business turn ne
would probably have said To himself,
oh, well. the things over. The man
dead and the community quiet again. Ill
look into il all when | get back But
being a man of decision and action he
did not delay a moment. If the victim
of the mob was dead. the law was not
dead, and the law had been outraged,
and Gov Harmon was its leading repre-
sentative in the state.
Upon arriving on the scene the gov
crnor proceeded like trained hand He
called the responsible local officers before
him, and his questions went at once TO
the root of the controversy. Likewise they
developed human nature in its familiar
manifestation. and revealed familiar diff
culties in dealing with the aftermath of
mob outbreak.
The mayor of the town addressed the
mob. counseling obedience to law. and
did not doubt that his words had struck
home. and that the mob also would go
TO bed. As We all know, mobs usually
obey such gentle adjurations by officials
They need but word, and then quiet
down But this Newark mob proved to
be an exception. and after the law-abid-
ing mayor had laid his head on his pillow
it proceeded TO do the prisoner to death.
Now the mayor is covered with confusion
and discredit because of his too hopeful
and conflding nature. 1t is a wise mayor
that knows the mob spirit of his own
town.
confession 10 the governor. HE had TO
deal with the mob after the mayor had
gone to bed He was at his post OF
duty, but considered that his duty was
to the crowd outside rather than TO the
prisoner and the law inside. So he re-
fused to modest the mob. AS to faces,
he did not recognize a single one. Which
shows either that the mob was composed
of persons from a distance, or that the
sheriff in his excitement did not know his
neighhors, Or
1t is easy to talk, say those who eX-
cuse both the mob and the faithess Of
ficiaIs. And then follows the crushing
question, What would you have done?
Let US see what Gov. Harmon will do.
1t is up to- him. and he is moving with
promptness and intelligence worthy of
his high pls e. The real question is the
cd question: Shall the mob, or the law
reign?
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-11
The Problem of the Road.
Springfield Republican.

From the Springfield Kepublican.
Each year the road problem of this
country Is growing in gravity, because of
the Increasing use of motor-driven We
hicles, and each twelve months sees a
greater demand for money. not only for
highway construction, but for repairs on
the roads already in place 1t is a prob
lem of many facets. one which all are
interested in. as the roads the ar
teries of the country. But The two great
parties most vitality concerned in high
ways are the farmer and the motorist
and they are about much at peace as
the traditional fox and goose. Get either
one of in a corner and he will talk elo-
quenty about the outrages committed
by the other and of his own rights which
nave been basely usurped. Yet both are
IN the wrong in many ways.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-11
Hospitality.
From the London Spectator.

Working-class women are by nature ex-
tremely hOspita BILE, but the narrowness of
their houses and the supreme claims of
husband and children often prevent them
from gratifying the inclina ton until late
in life. Poverty is no hindrance to hos
pitality and charity. as l have learned
from many widows in large towns living
in single rooms on out-relief or a tiny
pension, nor are they checked by false
pride AS long as they are satisfied with
the cleanliness of their immediate sur
roundings they will receive any guest.
gentle or simple, with the same quiet dig
nifty
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-11
Records in Aviation.

From the PhiIadclph .eiccr.
So recent is the 'Velopment of flight
by heavier-than-aii machines that avia-
ton mas be said to be matter of the
present and the future. The biplane and
the monopane are things OF today. The
keen-eyed, courageous men who drive
them are developing toward working
basis a dream of yesterday. What may
be the ultimate service of the flying ma
chine is yet a matter of conjecture but
not longer can the machine be regarded
as toy it's operator a reckless ex-
perimenter, with no more purpose than
the achievement of a new sensation.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-11
Internal Machine Suspect.

so you were arrested while travelling
in Europe!
Yes" replied the tourist who always
has a surprising story. 1T came about
through a careless remark of mine.
They thought 1 was a dangerous an
archist"
What did you say"
Il ventured the opinion that green
apple pie is food fit for a king"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-11
A Sardonic Motorist.

where's your automobi1e?'
Traded it off," replied Mr.. Chuggins.
What for?"
"One of these street pianos. When
stand in front of it and turn the crank
for fifteen or twenty minutes Ill at
least have the satisfaction Of hearing
tune"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-11

and Tarheel politicians striving for them
are well employed The next House IN
particular will be q busy body. and the
members will have an exceptional chance
to take part in some interesting and i'm
portant politics.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-11
Economics.

Those pugilists drew down enormous
sums of money
Yes. But think of the cost of living
even for a short time in a town where
they hold prize fights"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-11
Saving the Small Bow.

From the 81. Joseph Gazette
The small boy is willing to stand for
the abolition Of the cannon firecracker
but if these reformers ever get after
the red lemonade vender there is going
to be real trouble.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-11

Somebody should dissuade the Sultan
of Jolo from coming to this country with
a quarter of a million dollars worth of
pearls. They will not add to his social
standing and will merely mean more
work for the customs people
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-11
North Carolina.

The democrats OF North Carolina are
engaged In strenuous politics among them
selves. IT required Al ballots to make a
nomination for Congress in the third dis.
trict. and in the fifth district a two-day
session has not yet brought result
Seats IN the House are desirahle places,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-11

For the present Uncle Joe Cannon con-
tents himself with the assurance that if
there are to be any political fireworks
he will be on hand to see them and
maybe have a few boxes of matches of
his own.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-11
Meeting an Objection

ANY children" inquired the agent
for the apartment house.
Yes. But they are still small enough
to occupy your sleeping rooms with
comfort"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-07-11

Statisticians who declare that the words
uttered in Congress cost $50 each invite
some e. atitude to the scholarly states
men who used long ones in an effort to
give the moneys worth