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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-30

The fiance of F. Augustus Heinze
is described as a Titan haired actress.
L she were less notorious she would
in all probability be called "the
chorus girl with the brick top"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-30
No Oil There.

81 hear, Mr.. Parvenu, that your
son is a great student, and passes
most Of his time over the midnight
OIL"
There isn't a word of truth about
that oil, ma'am; we have gas all over
the house, and Alfred has a whole
chanticleer in his room. Oil indeed"
And the naughty dame tossed her
head.-Puck
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-30
AFTER
SUFFERING
ONE YEAR
Cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams sVegetable Compound

me a well woman,
and | would like to
tell the whole world
of it. I suffered
fromfemale trouble
and fearful painsin
my back. Ihad the
best doctors and
they all decided
that / had a tumor
in addition to my
female trouble, and
advised an opera
ton, Lydia Z.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-30

An exchange suggests Teddy's ex-
perience with African elephants will
enable him to successfully manage
the G.. o. P. elephant.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-30

1t is entirely fitting that the first
day of the district fair should be
Home Coming Day. for the former
sons and daughters of Umatilla and
Morrow counties.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-30

severely "why did you chalk your
name on this new desk?"
81 had ter" replied Tommy. "I
amt got no penknife ter carve it wild"
Catholic Standard and Times.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-30

v - v - v T. "
. As the colors of the rainbow
. Make the one uncolored beam 4
. So the Universal changes
= Make the One Eternal Dream.
Dream. 4
. And the dream is all within 4
you,
And the dreamer waiteth long I
. For the morning to awaken him
. To the living thought and 4
strong.
. Dwell in thought upon the
grandest
D And the grandest you shall
. see,
, Fix your mind upon the high I
D est
And the highest you shall be-
, Anonymous.
= q q . q . - - n q - = q 4.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-30

Rev Mr.. Chadband-Have you been
10 Sunday school. Thomas?
Thomas-Y Yessir.
Rev. Mr.. Chadband-Then tell me
the difference between the quick and
the dead.
Thomas-The quick is them that is
sharp enough TO get out Of the way
OF the motor but the dead is them as
Bits.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-08-30

She wore a hobble garment that was
tight about the knees.
And when she caught a horrid cold
she didn't dare to sneeze.
The Winslow mail., 1910-03-05
...FACTS

y The news items of the home COM
munity.
v The things in which you are most
interested.
y The births, weddings, deaths OF
the people you know.
g The social affairs of our own and
surrounding towns. 49,.
These are the kind of facts this paper
gives you in every issue. They are
SeTtainlJ worth the subscriptions price.
The Winslow mail., 1910-03-05
SCIENTIFIC NOTES.

Some of the fixed stars have been
appearing every night for $4,000, 600
years-and this without being fea-
tured in Clyde Fitch play.
When a fly settles to the ground
the whole earth rises to meet 1t. This
is more readily believed when we
think how suddenly the whole earth
sidewalk.
A fox terrier sly inches high and
one foot long can dig hole three
feet deep IN one minute. To dig the
Panama canal In one month would
only require tox terrier 80 feet long
and ten feet high.
Ordinary thought moves In waves
that radiate at the rate of 80 feet per
second When a man bumps into a
chair In the dark his thought surges
in. billows that radiate at speed of
80 miles per second.
An instrument has been invented
that will measure the light and heat
of stars that are invisible to the
naked eye. 1t is of similar cOnstruc-
tion to a gas meter.
The pearl is caused by something
an oyster cannot cough up. 1t is often
bought by something that lobster
coughs up.
A woman shopping for dress con-
sumes 5000 footpounds of energy an
hour Her husband, when he gets the
bill, consumes $3.50 pounds of foot
energy per minute.
soft boiled egg contains more en-
ergy than pound of beefsteak A
soft, spoiled egg contains energy
enough to clear stage
If all the useless questions asked in
The world in "a hours were repre-
seuted by Interrogation points and put
In line they would extend ten feet
beyond the orbit of Neptune.
If all the cigars smoked in the
world each day were rolled into one
the man smoking it could light it on
the center of the sun and use the
moon for an ash tray. He would be-
in proportion to the cigar, so tai that
he would have been dead and buried
ten thousand years before he heard
his wife telling him that he was smok.
Ing too much.
The Winslow mail., 1910-03-05
been so-prominent ip-making
the holes.

The publisher of the Viii
liams News desires it under
stood that he alone controls
his paper unaided by any spe-
cial interests and that. he. is
running the best paper in
Northern Arizona" We are
not among those who occa-
stoned his first statement, but
we feel that his second claim
will be hurtful to a generalac-
ceptance of the first. one,.G If
our 'steemed contemporary
amends it to read :Williams"
instead of "Northern Arizona
he will save himself from qthe
humorist's class. 80 =.
The Winslow mail., 1910-03-05

have ordinary intelligence, to
the end that he may know
what he is voting for, is one
that should have the endorse
ment of Republicans and Dem
ocrats alike, irrespective of its
political effects, for it is a law
that makes for progress and
good citizenship,
In condemning it as inher-
emily vicious because it is the
handiwork of a democratic leg
islature, and contending that
it is aimed at a class of people
who, though densely ignorant
and illiterate, he eXtols .(for
partisan purpose) as equally
worthy of the rightof suffrage,
the governor expresses sentl-
ments that will find no indorse-
ment among the large body of
people in this territory who
have proper regard for the
purity and sacredness of suf-
frage,
w e believe, Furthermore,
that in throwing down the bars
and allowing the ignorant and
purchasable classes to become
the prey of unprincipled poll
ticians the Republican leaders
III this territory will forfeit the
respect of the people at large
and In consequence suffer a
we'll merited rebuke for adopt
ing methods SO rankly parti-
san.
Our executive might now
lend his efforts in reconciling
solicitude for the
adoption of a proper constitu-
ton, with their present action
in putting the ballot in the
hands of ignorance.
The Winslow mail., 1910-03-05

Magnate Carnegie, w lille
comfortably ensconsed on the
veranda of a Los Angeles hotel,
takes occasion to reiterate his
belief that the present unhappy
plight of consumers is due to
their wasteful habits. The
Laird Of Skibo would fain have
us believe that his s3oo,ooo,-
900 surplus is the result of
wearing p lids" an d
patched overallS.
The Winslow mail., 1910-03-05
Administrators Sale of Real
Estate.

Notice is hereby given, that in
pursuance of an order of sale
made and entered by the Probate
Court of the County Of Navajo,
Territory of Arizona, on the Gath
day of December, 1909, in the
matter of the estate of David Lee
Ludkev, ct ais minors, the under
signed guardian of said minors
will sell at public auction subject
to confirmation by said Court,
the following described real prop
erty. Lots numbered thirteen
(13) and fourteen (14) in block
lettered &C" of the townsite of
Winslow, in said county of Nav.
ajo; said sale will be made on
Monday, the 7th day Of March,
1910, at 2 o'clock p. M, in the
town of Winslow, on the steps of
the Navajo-Apache Bank & Trust
Company in said county and ter
ritory Terms of sale. cash on
delivery of guardians deed.
w. H. BURBAGE,
Guardian David Lee Ludkey, ct
ais, Minors.
Dated December "a, 1909.
The Winslow mail., 1910-03-05

Senator Aldrich claims that
if he had personal manage
ment of the government he
could effect an annual saving
in expenditures of 100000, :
900. We admit the need of
heroic remedies in trying to
stop the holes in the public
treasury, but we hardly favor
giving the job to one who has
The Winslow mail., 1910-03-05

The food chemists may be
right i'll their claim that linn
burger is a panacea for stom-
ach trouble; but why not wait
until they can supply us with
a remedy for asphyxiation.
The Winslow mail., 1910-03-05

Grandpa had a wooden leg
And throughout his life he boaSted
None could take him down peg
For few men like he were posted.
Grandpa wore an auburn wig
And his household always dreaded
Lest some one the wig might prig
And thus make grandpa red-headed.
One of srandpa's eyes was glass,
Its expression was disdainful-
Thus it was it came to pass
People thought his looks were pane
full.
Grandpa's artificial teeth
Often helped the poor old sinner;
When deceit he was beneath
He would send his teeth to dinner.
Grandpa's ears were slow to hear
And this caused him lots of sorrow
If you'd say, Let's have a beer"
He'd not catch 1t till tomorrow.
Grandpa's stomach once played out,
For it truly needed resting.
When his living was in doubt
He observed that he'd digesting
Grandpa carried many a scar
And his spine was known to lack
bone,
So he'd never go to war
For he didn't have the backbone.
Grandpa's lungs were good and strong.
He could quote from good old Hor-
ace,
But when for loan we'd long
He would seldom cough up for us.
The Winslow mail., 1910-03-05

Bomb No. IS has just been
thrown in Chicago. Now that
thirty-hve explosions have fail
ed to break the slumbers of the
Windy City "cops'we suggest
it is time to call the undertake
The Winslow mail., 1910-03-05

A Boston bank is short
SI44,ooo by the embezzlement
of a clerk drawing $I2 a week.
We hope this unpleasant Incl
dent will cause that bank to
pay the next one at least
$3.50.
The Winslow mail., 1910-03-05

A large quantity of diamonds
is said to be buried somewhere
in the city of Phoenix. Won
der if this report was started
to have that sewer dug with
out cost.
The Winslow mail., 1910-03-05
Caesars Little Jest,

"All Gaul is divided into three
parts" wrote Caesar. Putting dowI
his pen he smiled sagely and re
marked:
They'll have TO use a lot of loga
rithms and the differential calculus
to figure out the Latin Quarter fol
Paris"
The Winslow mail., 1910-03-05

Senator Borah is declaring
for woman's suffrage. Mrs.
Borah's declaration was an
nounced previously.
The Winslow mail., 1910-03-05
centlemen's Bay Windows.

Asabel Stickney, we are informed
by the local papers of Gimletbore, o.
is thinking of building a new bay
window for himself this spring Gen.
tlemen who are fortunate enough tc
have bay windows are usually caref,l.
to remodel them as the fashion
change.
The Winslow mail., 1910-03-05
The Governor Fails to Rise
Above Partisanship.

oNIIOl1l iIOlC lOl ISlull NAClll-
plih than in the present at
titude of Governor Sloan on
the latest statehood measure.
While the position taken by
oar executive as WELL as bv the
leading republicans of Arizona
is such as will bring humilia-
ton to the people of this terri
tory, the situation is not with
out its amusing aspect.
Throughout the pre- n t
Campaignfor statehood 4 series
of blunders and miscarriageS
of information has ocCas o1ed
much embarrassment to the
republicans as we'll as their or
gans throughout the territory.
We can we'll imagine how,
with more delicate sensibilities,
the republican editors would
be Oh the verge of nervous
collapse by the mental contor-
tons they have been pu
through in trying to defend
and reconcile the many posi-
tions their partys maneuvers
have forced them to occupy
without previous notice.
When it was rumored that
the Hamilton bill contained
no educational provision Dele
gate Andrews fastened to in
form us that he was "glad to
say that the Hamilton bill did
not interfere with the qualif-
cations of electors as fixed by
the Arizona statutes"
When the provisions of the
Dillingham; bill became known
it was found that not only the
educational provision had been
eliminated, but the residence
qualification for voting was re-
duced from one year to six
months.
This very radical departure
from the original bill has kept
the republican organs busy in
a futile attempt to defend their
latest party measure from the
censure and ridicule that has
been heaped upon it,
Poor, old, cringing and hide
bound organs, they must be
always prepared to swallow
every dose, no matter how
nauseating, that their party
leaders may see fit to prescribe.
No provision incorporated in
a statehood measure could be
too humiliating to command
their support and defense.
Even Governor Sloan, who
because of long incumbency of
a judicial position was cred
tied with some freedom from
thenarrowest form of partisan
ship, attempts by long -winded
and specious arguments to
convince a skeptical public
that the annulment of an edu-
Cational provision and an
abridgement of the residence
qualification from the senate
statehood measure are not de-
signed as measures to improve
his party's advantage.
The sentiments he expresses
are not those we would expect
to emanate from one who des-
ignateS himself as a broad
minded and patriotic citizen.
lou, rrhic1, ,-on,irnC n,,l-
The daily sentinel., 1910-11-01

cert has had its day and will be
heard of no more.
The final settlement of the Crete
question, at which all the powers
should assist. can scarcely now be
made in a sense favorable to Greece.
German interests are rapidly becom-
ing so intertwined with Turkish in
terests that to attack one will be to
attack the other.
Not all the Young Turks are mad
There are some sensible writers
among them who lament the drift of
events and foresee the day when the
Ottoman rulers will bitterly regret
ting.
The Turkish loan, about which so
much is being said. will have to be
raised somehow, or the sublime porte
will be placed in a serious difficulty.
The new regime had no sooner estab-
lished itself than a naval program
was drafted at an estimated outlay Of
S35,000,000. Three ironclads of 16.-
600 tons, armed with guns of the
same type as the British. have been
ordered in England. and IN Genoa
other Turkish ships are on the
stocks. Two more old warships of
the type Kaiser, as well as three gum
boats, have been purchased from
Germany, if Young Turkish informa-
tion in Paris is to be believed.
The fortifications at the entrance
of the Bosphorus have advanced so
extensively as to arouse the protests
of Russia. Developments in arma-
ments by land and by sea seem to be
the chief creatures of Turkish activ-
ity. Much money has been spent.
but much more has to be spent or
the porte will be compromised, as
well as checked.
II these enterprises had been
prompted by national pride and ma
tional patriotism only, France
would have raised no objections to
the Turks borrowing s3O,O00,00O in
Paris, for the government of the re-
public, heir to the French revolution
approved and encouraged Turkish re-
generation. But, from the moment
ii was clear that Turkey was inspired
| by motives that could only benefit
Germany and Austria, it was quite
another matter Turkey has lost a
| powerful friend, the temper of this
country is reused
The daily sentinel., 1910-11-01
IMPORTANT.

A substantial business is being
built up by the Western Slope Marble
& Granite company They guarantee
satisfaction in every deal. their pur-
chasers having the advantage OF see-
ing their work erected by resident
people, and pay for the work when
satisfactory. when you purchase OF
outside agents from some other par
of the country, you. perhaps, ar
obliged to complete the deal with al
entirely differen, or indifferent
agent; and, again. we make smaller
prices on any work.
We have electric tools and the besi
workmen, and furnish any material
or design in the market in fine stone
work. Also- iron fences for lawn OF
cemetery lot. Call, write us or phone
Junction 80
The daily sentinel., 1910-11-01

John Mason is to come to us Nov.
9th at the Park opera house where
we are to see him as Brookfield, a
character he created as the star mem
ber of the original New York Hackett
Theatre company that produced THE
Witching Hour" Augustus Thomas
beautiful love. play which ran all one
season and half of another in New
York. Mr.. Mason who comes to us
supported BY the original New York
cast, is sure ora sincere welcome, for
40 other player is more worthy OF
The daily sentinel., 1910-11-01

The attendance at the opening
number of the lyceum course last
evening was considerable in excess of
the first number last season. That
is a good indication. but there are
several seats still to be secured and
it is desired to have every number of
this course fully attended.
The daily sentinel., 1910-11-01
NEVER WORRY

about a cough-there's no need of
worry ii you will treat 1t at it's first
appearance with Billiards. Horehound
Syrup. 1t will stop the cough at once
and put your lungs and throat back
into perfectly healthy condition.
Sold by C. d. Smith Drug Co., five
stores, Grand Junction, Fruita and
Palisade, Colo.
The daily sentinel., 1910-11-01

serious consideration than John Ma
son, if we correctly appreciate his ex-
perience. public record, and actual
achievement New York, Boston and
the West credits The Witching
Hour" with being the greatest drama
of the century.
The daily sentinel., 1910-11-01
MAY FLY ACROSS THE
ROCKY MOUNTAINS
Sentinel Snecial Service

oeIItTIItI oTtCIdI soeI ICU.
Pueblo, Colo, Nov. with the
purpose of ascertaining the feasibil-
ity Of holding airship contests here.
a representative of the Wright bro
theirs will arrive here tomorrow. He
will make arrangements for a series
of flights which will include one to
st. Louis and an effort to fly across
the Rockies.
The daily sentinel., 1910-11-01

He expects to return Thursday and
then shortly leave for the eastern and
middle western eXpositions where
this valley has arranged for displays.
The daily sentinel., 1910-11-01

Thomas F. Mahony, secretary of
the chamber of commerce, left last
evening for Denver where he will be
in attendance on the state immigra-
tion board, of which he is member.
The daily sentinel., 1910-11-01

MRS. ANDERSON'S SOUTHERN
COOKING at the Antlers. Rates to
house boarde:s. transients 35c.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-05-08
WELLESLEY GIRLS OvEREtT.
Their College Editor HAS 10 SeSld Them
for ImmodeFaie Ntbbllng.

WELLKsLET. Mass. May The Wslles-
ley College Nsvs declares that the majority
Of the Ills Of which the college grs com
plain result from overeating Il says IN
Az editorial
The editor hates 10 utter her thought -
il 10 vulgar, sordid thOught-hut, good
friends you probably uvereat Three
meals a day are enough Tor any normal
person too much II scientific opinion ID
10 be- trusted-and vet every afternoon
finds the various tea rooms IN the village
crowded. the confeCtioner 3. the druggist =.
the grucer's. we'll patroni1ed. and groups
II girls strolling up the stregt devouI1ng
popcorn. peanuts and othsF e1ieles.
Daily you bear girN beWaihng the fact
that they Are in training. q training which
n scarCely a training az all but amounts
% leading only a moderately regular life.
One wonders how thssa DSOple live when
out ~ training
The editor would not deprive the
college girl Of her cup n afternoon tea,
not the occasional spread. but she would
like very much 70 put a stop 10 the kind
OF lndiscFiminAte nibbling that goes on
through day and night, whose after
effects are charged up 70 abnormal collage
life
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-05-08
DOG BITES Ten.
Runs Through streets snapplnE 81 ENerN
Oss IN Ils Path hlIled by Policeman


Oss IN HIs Path hIIled by Policeman.
Tea persons we're bitten Ia the oou--'
OF an hour early lac, evening nv inr
hat caused lot of excitement from ih"
tune II started at Fifty-thrd street and
Tenth avenue until II was shot bv iohos-
man Mooney in front OF a52 sixth avenue
The doc appeared 10 b. q fox terrier
and from ,is actions - Was believed 10
be mad
The frs one ATTACHED was Fred WeY-
brock Ut EO West Forty eighth street.
who was sanding ~ Fifty third atr"et
and Ninth avenue about 81 o'clock
he saw ths doc oom,ug from IN" dir'7t'pn
of Tenth avenue but did not h"st q nni'i
he had been uippad m the left lrg From
that time uu Dsaople began Ia arrive AZ
ROo-e Welt Hospital ~ have wn'mdS
cauteri1eN
The dog ran cas- through lhty-third
street a. Seventh avenue. theme 49, 10
Hftv-inurth street and through that street
to sixth avenue
Policeman Mooney. who heard the cry
Of mad dog wss in time IN shoot the
dog Just after Il had bitten Joseph Price
clerk AZ the wyoming aLAI'u""'H'
Ffty-hfth street aud seventh avenue
That was az SiNth avenue and fltiN-
fourth street
Besides Price end weyhrock these he'd
wounds attended AZ Roosevelt Hospital
Patrick Murphy IT Orange place, NeWsiN.
v j. Abe Berkowitz. y West tOriv-
eighth street. Hilda Miller s2l Tenth
avOnus Matilda Devermgin, as West
FIfty-hfth street, Susan Gillen, So West
Fiftieth street: T e. Murphy, Isl West
Thirty Rhth street. and John Reynolds
aOi Eighth avenue Another man WhO
was treated left no name
The dogs body was turned over 10 me
Health Depa rtmsnt for examination
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-05-08
cAE CHICKENS SWIN3
Impsr0naa Case Turns oa Thls Qncstisa
Tnlsas TRey Can W.

NEvaAMEEr. n. j.. May Ill JustiOs
Of tho PSaOs Clark T. Rogers Of this placs
decides that a chicken can swim Julian
Duckhudt will have 20 pay his neighbor
MunaoA Knight. whatever amount the
Justice names up 20 t15O ~ compensation
for the destruction OF 1000 strawberry
plants.
Duokhndt's defence Il that Ne chick:
ems are unable 10 swim. which they would
have 20 do IN order 20 ggt az knights
berry plants. He submitted - evidence
a map Of his farm and that at knight.
showing a ak foot stream running be-
tween them. The stream Ia too deep Tor
the chickens 20 wade. and the reductio
al abaurdum Of the case 10 that they must
have aWum.
Duolhudt defes the Court or Knight
or anybody else 20 produce any Wen
authenticated case Of chicken swim
ming. Judge Rogers withheld decision
Of he case till he had made up his mind
wheuAer a chicken can swim or not
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-05-08
H.r,.rd I.I,asr son. $50 Fss,.

CAMBRIDGE Nav The recently com
plsted glider Harvard built by students
who are members ~ the AeronAutiCal
society It Harvard. made a record fight
u an feet in a trial at Soldiers Field this
morning II took the ar. after a pre-.
urinary run of less than 100 wards and ~.
manned H the AIR for about eighteen
seconds v Martin. director o. the
club. mauaged u
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-05-08
D4W4GE 10 STITE ROADS
Attorney General 10 Make Test Ease IN
ReEard 10 TrartIon EnEInes.

ALBANY. MAY Al the request of the
State Highways Commission Attorney
General O'Mallev has dec'dei ~ te-t the
law IN "a sndsavyr " SEE whether peT-
sons VINO 10 damage ~ ths' state Tnads
by running traction engines over them
can h. prosecuted successfully The mat
ter recently was called 10 the attention
u the State HighNays Commission hy
the Superintendent Of Highways Il
Phihpe,Own. Putnam county. who ChRrged
that George Harris had damaged the
Albany rOst rOai bv driving a tTactlun
engine over y ~ the instiRs tiOn Ut the
Attorney General Harms vas arrested
aud mas been held for the GrJ-nd Jury
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-05-08
LICENSED DETECTnEN wORk.
Opinion That Helpers NAV Ne EIUploS ed
who Are Not Llcensed

ALBANY. May In an opinion -snt -
Stats Comptroller Clark Williams to-day
Attorney General OMallsy holds that
there II no law under which a person do
ing detective work can hs punIshod ~
loOR AZ hs does u In the name and under
ths suparvtsiOn - lioenssd dsisCtiye
The question was raised a. % whether
two persona. ons a licensed detectlvs
can make an Arrangement under which
they OomhinS their work aud divide the
profits.
The Ateognsy-G General holds that the
unllCansed psFaon h doing work legally
~ an ampl1yes Of tho licensed detsct We.