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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-01-20

at SCOTS OLD MARKET DRUG
STORE. Automobiles furnished al
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lcoLoRED SERVANT WANTS HOME;
good worker. Cal. 122 North
Eighth.
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POLK MILLER QUARTET.

RECORDS NOW ON SALE. COME
and hear them. Better than the
original. C.. B. HAYNES &, co.
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Q,1aanten.


WANTED, 1000 CHILDREN TO SEND
papa or mamma to OLD TOY TOAIP-
k1NS's auction sales daily.
WANTED, YOU TO SAVE MONEY by
placing your order for awnings with
us now. and let us have them ready
FOR spring. as prices will be higher
men. cal. Madison 1897. SOUTH
that we carry the largest stock OF
vehicles In the city; prices to suit.
". g. SMITH & CO., S14 North Fifth
Street.
WANTED. FURNITURE AND HOUSE-
hold effects to sell at auction, I'M
mediate returns. MAYO SALVAGE
aCORPORATION. 1902 East Main.
Phone Madison 1916
WANTED. 10 BUY FOR CASH, HOUSE
hold goods in any quantity. Phone
Madison 1851. 5ssig 4 h
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FOR SALE, GROCERY WAGONS.
buggies, surreys and runa bouts; new
and secondhand at reduced prices.
I. IL. DUKE g. CO, S04 Brook Ave-
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NATURES OWN REVERAGE-LIGHT
sparkling. refreshing. pure: gall
Ions 25c, deivered-Hollr Springs
Lithia Water. 'Phones: Madison $3.50
and 6621
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MOTOR CAR AT a BARGAIN.-w
have for sale a 1909 6-cy1inder, g.
taken in trade for 1910 car. This
car has been repainted and thor
oughly over1auled at the factory.
Address COMMERCIAL DEPT, L. l..
Thomas Motor Co, Buffalo. N. Y.
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AUTOMOBILEs!-TH MTG HELL
car is the best car in the world
for the money, or any money; guar
anteed. w. C. SMITH 6; CO., 314
North Fifth Street
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DouItrp.--Drr ann 1inf btork.

MODEL" INCUBATORsl AND BROOD
crs at factory prices. Full stock al
ways on hand. Start early matches
for best broilers and best prices.
Free catalogue. w. j. TODD, 426
North Sixth Street.
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Chairman OF Board
Eiardenburg, Va.
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VIRGINIA. HOME FARMS WANTED
for our Northern and Western home
seekers. Have you any to sell?
write THE BOWIE & VAN BLAIR
G0AI, VIRGINIA. HOME LOCATING
az ENJOY. Fond dL Lac Wig
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I TNJhIkJ2f4NIT Z NIITJsSIN
special Commissioners.
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FOR SALE,--SPEGIAL BARGAINS IN
lots on Floyd Avenue, Main and
Gary Streets west OF the Boulevard
Madison 1857.
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MtisreIIanRnus.
->-@sr> (rN~S7.rN.- >,-'--~->-> rl-N-Y-S~-
SHOE REPAIRING.
6 F THE SHOES T An TWE AR,

FUNERAL yg1SI5 l7,4; I, DESIGNS I' Ei' TO a.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1910-09-02
ger6oftung bon gsamteu Der Der. W&tz
nenarbeiter i'm 5. 8iItritt.
q dtlGnge an bic = IN 1s
rel in SRer1urf >.

" " u IL u ! - ~ ~
rel IN Hepurf, >.
Reuart, 8, l. Sept. Sn einsm
ShluBberi6t biiroet bic 9rannlurp
BON 2it:ng gountp oi: 8erantportlih@
felt fir bds 2pnhen Des Prohlbitlcnsz
Gpibels Carl Gtbrington benz ooulaz
Iiaen Rdior pon Hstpart, benz SherlIT
BON Gliding Gountp uno Dem poll5el@
def auf. tpelte in5fpiIheR abg:isst
nproen fino ober reiignirt hdben. WenH
oisie 8eamte psrnInftis sebanoslt bat
ten, mare Der Gufrubr unD Die Gpnae7
rel permiepen tporo.n.
gi. 9ranbjurn bat in ben 27 Idgen.
tpslhs fie in SiBuug mar, So psrio@
nen in 4ntloaesuItanb oeriegt, 25 me-
aen Woroes i'm eriten Graoe. q negeH
aramaas, 10 pesen Gusriffs uno 2
tpeoeu Wseineios. Die pegen Wtorbs
i'm l. Grane 4ngetlagten itno: goparo
S6oeGsr, DeIopn 9eHnn. Montelld
Dutha, sSrant 9ruefT, Gonarb Doo>
| laro, 2epi 9alsntiue, Clarence 5lms
mons, DiGiam WlcGinlep. @iuiom
syeusrrieqel, elmer Searp, Rpbert Gles
0eIann, Cigar Gpens, Soiepb Bulb,
Qouis gplten, Sutnep Sutlep, Wluatz
Gan, Samss RihuroIOn. qauI WoIpers
| ton, 5om. 8alen.ine, Wrt Doper.
Die Romen Der ubrigen fiinf pelte
uot nitt per6QTtet rDprpen iino, lpurz
ben niht per0ifentltht. Bolton. sln
| Birth, purne DeseH 4ufreI3ung IN
4ntIage5uitaHo perfect.
Sn oem 9efuno hsibt es: gunier:
unteriuhung bat srgeben, oaB bic 9es
| feBlofi9teit ourauf 3uriit5ufuhreH 1T,
oaB bic golisiIteu abIolut ibre 9fliAt
pernatIdTIigtsn; Der SAerifT oie ibr
| lbertrasere 8ollmaht CUR unteroriifs
una oes 4uiubrs niht uusu6te; odB
elm asIsblpier5aufen oisgiirger auf Der
| StraBe anfiel, ohne baB Der SlsriTf,
Der Utqpor ooer Der Y1li3eiteT 'id elna
miIdten; oab Der Sbsriff beim anz
ariff auf oas 8efdnguib in feiesrWetle
Teinen qpitsn psrlisb; odb Der Wlupor,
nelter sugesen mar. bic Stdtte nes
qufrubrs perlisb uno nah Sauie uno
su Bette aing; oub Der poli3eiteT uno
| feline poli3iitsn .sins Qnitrengun9en
matten, oas Ysrbrs6eH Su perhln'
bern.
| llnalutlitertpeifs Iinb untsr ben 9s.
issen oieies Stuatss 5eigbeit uno I'm
| fdbiateit tsine 8er6redeH. rpesbalb &C.
| 1en oieIe gsamteu feline 4ntlaeen erbo'
BEN tperneu t0nHen."
| Die Strettieteiten Spl'
| iaen aobleHgrabern
uno 8rubsubsiiBeru.
gittsburg, ga, l. September
| Die Streitiofeitsr Der &ohIengrdbsl
i'm Weitmoreluno Aepier nit ben 9ru:
ben5eiisern per Den am 10. September
parn Serr RcoIspeIt bicrher tommer
niro, oieTem u.terbreitet Fperoen
Truncis Tssbar. Der prdiibent Del
llntteb Wine Wprters Of america, pa,
nit fiinf anoeren geamten aaf getrel
Ben BON iieben 9rubengeieQfha haftel
perhdfte. porosn mar, tonftatirte oiel
am TonnsrItag. Serr Sheshan id9t
Ferner, oab Der Gr prdiioent BET lei
mem reuIiten geIuhe beg 4nthra3tt
ao6ltnbesir.s srIud1t tporben lei, oi
Streitiatsi.en i'm Wsitmorelano Sr
min gesirt su untsrIu6en uno bal
, man boffe. es peroe iam ssllngsn, Del
, syrieosn her5ulteusn.
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notwithstanding 81 Wisoerpersslturss>
mabr.seln iiihrsn. inoem Die aoreuner
aus Der Manoihurei ausgepieisn perz
ben.
Die GbpIera in Stulisn.
gari. Stalien, /. Sept. 8reise1n
gooesFG[Ie in sSolge Der Cholera uno
25 neue Grfrantuneen, iino in ben less
ten "a Gtunbsn Dom iiie0itIitsn Stas
lien oemslnst uoSosn.
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;fiel biesmal auf ben 40ften Jobrestag
bsr SHlaht bel Seban.
Cine 3uidmmeniunft spifhen Dem
Roifsr Dilbelm unb Dem 3arsn
kporftebenb.
Raiitr Ritolaus itotiet Bah Haubsim
sinsn BeIu4 ab.
Portugal fOlst Spanins gsiipisl.
Gin 4ufFanb auf ben q ht
Iippinen.

Ut @ n I q, z. sept. .Jn Der 23tos
pin5 Ruspa Wi5eapa III elm Nufitanb
aegsn bic Regieruns onsgsbroden.G Cine
aonftab rsMbtbiiung III bortbin un,
teripegs unh Elm Gkfedt tuiro ftiinbli4
erDortet. Mn Der Spite Der 0ep<eung
ftebt Simeon Ulanoae. ebemois Oous
pernedr bsr propina Sloeos Ncrte. Der
ie;t WGr3 ein SuftisfliidtIins III.
.Ilonbue bat Solano, cine Stdbt
bon ungefGbr 5000 Ginpobnern, be'
feb., bic unsefdbr fiinf Wieilen noros
lid BON 8aponbons. Der 5auptitabt
Der prppin3, Iiegi. Die 1sIesrdpKns
brdbi. finb n0rblih BON 8aponbons
burninnitteu porbtn unb es TT pors
IGufis niht moslih feitsuitellen, me
biele 4nbdnger Manhae um iih pers
{armelt bat. Wean slaubt uber niht,
oob Der Mufiianb Elm ernitliher III.
Col. 1aplor. Der bic aonitabler in
Baponbons iommanbirt, bereitet iih
nuf einen 4ngriif Dor unb audi bon
onberen Drten aus p<rben genugfons
itobler mad Solono seftidt Derben,
um bic aufiidnbiittn um5inseIn unb
aefonaennebmen ob<r um3ingeln 81
fonnen. Muh 8unbesiruppen iDsresn
in Dereitfhnft sebalien, fiir ben Jal.
oab man ibrer bebiirfen foatt.
Sic erite Hamriht bon oem Nufs
itanb traf am Donnerfias in Wsanila
Elm. Mlanbae battle. als er Oounerneur
mar, einen @efongentn. Der oes pfers
bebiebitobls anse;!ast mar. ndd einem
pripatpsrbSr in 10 srauiamtr Weiie
mibbanbelt. bab berWann an oen5ols
aen ftarb. Der Uouperneur tpuroe b1s
fir gu ii Sabren gtfdnsnit Derurs
thils, er lteie abxr 9erufung ssgen
bos llribeil Elm unb fpurbe segtn$50OO
giirafhoft fpieoer freisel1nen. er
lieb bann feline Wiirsfdafi i'm Stit
uno man bat ititbem Ehts nlehr bon
ibm sebDrt. bis er jebt on Der Spiss
elmer Rebsllennbtbeiinns anftanhte
Wan patte eeslaub!. ocb sr aube,
Sanbes sef!iihiet lei.
4m absnb traf bier bic Nahrih1
ein, pab Iidb Manbat NIT ieineu aln'
hansern b.im 6errannahen Der Rom
iiabl.r BON Salano suriidsescsen babe,
uub man glaubt. bab sr iih in BIZ
Ysrae beasben bot, ipobin ibm 1rupper
nonaelhidt lpurben. Gs III nod MIDI
btnnnt, ME piele 4nbdnser Manbcs
bat unb tpie piele Deiptbre er i'm 0eiit
Ent, man slnubt nber. baB bic 3ohl bel
Der Helm unb bic wsluegung nur ein'
loinle III.
Die Gilipin Runb 4ofte
foIlen nit BEN Ron itabs
Tern peri1mol5en
nerben.
manila, /. Sept. Der ariegs
fetres1r DidinIon bat ben ptan. bci
aoni.cbler Corps mil ben Dilipino
aunDiAnftern 81 Derf4melsen, gutst
heiben.. CT rpirn cine RommiHion e.
nennen, aus stpei Dffi3itrtn bon Dtl
RonifnbIern unD slpei BON ben Runb
fMofkrn beiiebenb. init oem General
nnior Dupoa an Der Gpibe. bic bi
DeioilS bes plunes ousdrbeitsn. Be
pieneiebt f@an inn DECEMBER benz Ron
oreb nntsrtseitet tpsrDen ipttb.
Glsa oIsxts, Ss5 x2tss nm QldI
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WetterberiMt.

sir DbiD, bas tpeitliHe penns
fpIpanio unp bas untere Ulihigan
Gfones Wetter am Greitag uno Gam
{toa. georb0ftlihe Winbs.
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SnbiiAe Repolutionare
perurt6til!.

HaIfuttn, /. Sept. - glf Der
breissbH pornebmen Bensnlen. bic M.
ldnsit unter Der geifHlpisung pers
boftet ipurben bic 3erbeifiibrung zines
4uffonbes Der Jnoier segen bic engs
liIhs 6errihuft perfuht su baben.
iinb btuts Der D.rihm6runs Ihulbis
b<iunben .porbtn. Sic ipurbeu fdmrnt.
lin sur 0srbonnung aui brei BIB fies
Zen sabre perurt6eilt.
1oIgt btm 0eiipiel
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Jn(anO OIe(egrap6

JuluIlUVDleylupU
Na6e(dnge Oon Dem cQnd=
geridl IN NeWar6, 0.
Die Granojurg bat ni6t ueniscr
ais 58 Nuflasen
Sn Werbinnnug nit benz Spnhen
bon Carl Gtbrinstou erboben.
25 MGnner, ale bes Morbss i'm erIten
Grabe angetlagt
Jolge bes Observation-Disclosures in Sem
Yort.
100 iamiIien am Donneritas aus ibz
rem Wobnungen binausgeisst.
Grob Ietp Yort bat jest 4,766,883
gintDo6ner.
Dapon .ntfalen l ,329, ,681 auf groot@
Inn.
Yer6oftung bon 9eanteu Der Der. Wttz
nenarbeiter i'm 5. 8iItrttt.
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u us aored.

GDul, ,aprsa, /. Sept. Iusldna
bifne arbeiter rpsroen in 3utunft nidt
mebr in aprsa rbns beb0roline Or
laubniB sebulbst lperotn. Dies bat
nomeutIih auf bic In ben Winen ars
seissnssn Gbiusisu Nsaas uss NTH
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1oIst BEN geiipiel
Ganaleios.

liffnbon. I. Sept. - Der pors
tugieItfhe premitr Be Gina iheiat
enti6lofen 3u fein. benl 1eiipiel lcines
fpanifd<n ADuegen Gnnalsids 5u fo.-
aen unb tinen 2onflitt mil benz Bate
tan terouf ~ bef9n6yeH. Gr bot. .Dst
tslaat oeaaeJbm n, eine ssnss I'M
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Cincinnati, syrcitag, Den 2. Seeptember 1910.

bic Resisrung cine Million idbrlid
lpdren ipirb, gang obsefsben bapon.
bab bic 1iihiigteit bes Corps ipsisnts
lid erbobt ipirb.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-14
AMERICAN MoNKevs.


The whole eimian family is d;.
vidcd By natiifalists into two main
grcups, one Of which is restricted
entirely to the old world and u.
other exclusively inhabits the new
and it is worth noting that only il
Tie invigorating, invention breeding
air Of the new world have monkeys
thought Of using their tails As au
extra hand. Not oil American
monkeys ara, prehensile tailed, any
more than all human Americans in.
vent typewriters or gramophoncs;
but no prcl,ensile tailed monkeys
exist elsewhere. II 10 only an
American monkey, again, one Of the
sakis, which has learned to use it,
hand = Z drinking cup, to avoid
dipping, it is supposed, its luxuriant
bsafd in the water. All the old
world speciSt continue to mess their
chins and faces by thrusting their
muzzlcs down into the stream OF
pool.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-14
REASONABLE.

In f..47 Mr.. John Brown was in
utcd to become the pastor Of :
church at bingham. There was but
one opponent 10 his settlement. .
man whom Mr.. Brown won over BY
a stroke Of good humor. lie asked
for the grounds of his opposition. 81
like your person and your company"
was the reply, ''but your preaching.
sir. | disapprove" "Then. said Mr..
Drown, I'VE are agreed. do not
like my preaching very we'll myself,
but how great folly it is for yoa
and me to set up or opinion against
that of the whole parish" The
force Of this reasoning appealed TO
the man. and he At once Withdrew
his objections.-Christian Register.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-14
W ..ONc CUT.

She was one Of those fussy. ndssty
women, who are never sakisfed. Il
don't like the way you hsv" been cut
ting my steaks" she snapped. a. she
ran her gloved finger over the round
Of beef. "You should cut them ~
direct"
what kind Of cut do you wish,
ma'amr asked the butcher. ~ he
sharpened his knife.
Why, you have been Swing me
high cuts, and there Is too much fat
at tt. top. l want a low cut"
The humble butcher could stand It
no longer.
Low cut!" he protested. Madam,
you are not buying ball gown. This
IL beefsteak
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-14
AND so IT 10.

I said to my friend: "Tell ne my
faults. and will know you arc my
friend" And he told me nv faults,
and ! spurncd him, for l thought
him q fool.
/ said to . second friend: "Tell
me my faults, frankly" And he said
l had 10 faults and l spurned him.
for ! knew lie was a fool.
l said to my third friend, Tell
ire. all my faults" And he told me
my faults, and ! thanked him. And
he spurncd me, for he knew was .
hypocrite.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-14
CHINESE" GORDON.

It was there that I saw Gen. Cor.
don for the only TINA. lie was a
cur;ously listlcss-looking, nervous
little man, with a sort Of furtivc
look and expression, as if he always
anticipated something unpleasant
He was not agreeable or encourag-
ing and he gave very little outward
evidence of the power and influence
he possessed. He spoke little and
seemed bored when he was addressed
or asked any qusstion.-From Lady
St, Heler's Memoirs.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-14
The famous John B. Stetson
hats may be secured at VOTERS.

The famous John B. Stetsof
hats may Be secured At Wolfer's.
Thornton & SilveIs expect "a
have their building which contract.
or Hollis putting up for them On
the corner ofoth and Main streets,
in shape 30 they can move their
pool hall and barber shop into Il
the first part Of next week.
c. A. Maupin. Ed L. Milligan,
E. n. Stafford and Logan Fain,
left Wednesday morning On an
automobile trip and expected to
visit Eagle Butte. White Horse
and Cheyenne Agency before com
ing back.
|. BY the time this issue is out
Agent Smart will have moved into
the new depot. Inc building IS
~ BY 76 feet and has very fine
finish and design.
Father Fret Of Lennon, held
services in the hall Thursday.
There was q nice attendance.
Regular services will be arranged
and announced later. A church
will be organized As soon as pos
sible. All persons interested can
get iull particulars Of Wenzel Left.
Go to Wolfer's or your oats.
Only ~ cents per bushel.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-14
STRONGHOLD OF RELIGION

The following incident vas teld
me by Lecky in somewhat whimsical
Illustration Of his belief that if NJ
ligion were 10 die out Of all other
European nations it would still sur
vive in Holland: 4 Dutch peasant
was in sore straits about the impos-
sibility Of making his hens observe
Sunday. He came to his pastor with
a present Of eggs. He regretted, he
said, that he could not prevent his
hens from laying these on the Sab
bath; but he made what amends be
could by giving them to Gods min
ister that they might be handed
over to the poor and infirm.-Old
and Old Memories.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-14
Up TO THE SCRATCH.

Customer have heard a great
deal Of your cattery, but can l be
assured your Angoras are all they
are said to be-?
Dealer (proudly)-I assure you,
madam, every one Of my cats will
come up to the scratch.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-14
Tact.

Tact.
Dear me, Mrs. Smithers. what ID
that noise l heard yesterday over your
way? Was that bowling your dog In a
fit?"
mo. Mrs. Qucerit, that was my
Daughter taking her singing lesson
from Signor Yelcrino."
mo, no, Mrs. Smithers. was told It
was your daughter singing when
asked what bird you had there trilling
more beautifully than knew your
canary could"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-14
TINE 70 FORGET BIRTHDAYS
Amer AL Why oheuid One es ne
mined % che Passage u
Crust rimef

An A, A. ,,.4,
.l...iS |, 20 s.'s
~ :: a.. os~ .'e .ooa.
I. s s 49, e 'sn 49,
a. 80 49,. - = ~: . s'.s'a.y. 80, !. !: =
1870. ~. - :. 'ls'4oI ,. ~ :: 49,: .".' -
.ss s .3 y -. ...y 'suolu'
49, sSr:e ""o "y' snnouuee
s.s:. - ~: .' 81 '"e
-. :: .c.e ~ '.'s l''cnos'
s' ... ..'ty no n'ce
IN " A1p,l''a, epo,n'' ou
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-14
IN BREEZY LIND.

Hi-Did your brother ever get
rid Of that property he owned out in
Wind City?
SIZES; last month.
Hi-Who took il?
Si-Cyclone.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-14
LOCATION.

"How does your husband like this
part Of town.
swell; he used to be a good deal
heshier on the North side.
"Grau;uus! Does lie get Reshier
on enc side than be does on the
other?'
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-14
Fault Of the Range.

Mrs. Newed-Ceorge, dear, thSt
range we bought last week is no good.
Wen have to get another one.
MIR. Newed-Wby, darling. what's
wrong with it? It's one Of the best
made.
Mrs. Ncwed-Well, can't help that.
tried to bake a lemon pie in 1t this
Nornins and 1t came out pudding.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-14

Wayne-So you think you would
like to make journey to the north
pole!
Payne-Yes, I think l would. It
must be restful to get to some place
where nobody cares whether ths
SNOW IL cleaned of or not.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-14

Venus was rising from the sea.
Great Jupiter!" cried the man, No
they crowded the beach, how did
you lose your arms?'
But the women never noticed the
arms.
I'm the name Of ali that IL wonder.
full" they chimed. how do you keep
yoIr hair in curl in salt water?"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-14
POOR JACK.

Nan-Let me see; Clarence -
your sentimental lover. George 10
your practical lover, Alfred ia your
timid lover, and Jack-well, where
does Jack come in?
Fan-O, Jack is too late to CLASSIC
".
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-14
Strange Frankness

"Inat wealthy ola fellow is a queer
chap"
How so?"
Never claims he was happier when
he was POOR. Always says he's hap
pier now"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-14
Just a Way They Have.

Wealth" quoted the moralizer,
"does not bring happiness
THAT nay be-" rejoincd the de.
moralizer, but just the same. none
of my millionaire friends seem anxious
TO get rid OF their coin"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-14
AIMING TO PLEAsE.

How do you like your tea, Mr..
Smith?
Smith, haven't 81 any vet, but
I am sure I shall like it very much
Harvard Lampoon.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-14
Not That Kind.

Madam, did you know your hus.
band was seen in bucket shop?"
Dear boy. that shows how we'll he
remembers my commissions. told
him We hadn't decent packet in the
house"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-14
Ice NOTES.

Interest paidsou time deposits y
Stock fowerss State Blnk.
Judke Stow left Tuesday for
Aberdeen but expects to return
Saturday.
Horsss fof nile. both brdlse and
dnbrolte, -also heavy 81 light. In
duire Of Maupin 4 Ludlow.
Sam Robinson. the well-known
rancher was in town on business
Wednesday.
The Gilmxrtin Hardware Co.
has = weekly letter elsewhere in
this issue which they wish to have
the special attention OF our readers
sailed to.
Work On the FIRST State Bank
building is progressing nicely and
Mr.. Langen informs US that they
expect to get into their new quar-
eers during the first part Of Mo-
vemdeF.
A. L Holt, the popular con-
tractor, who JUST now is doing rs
much as anyone to make our mot
to: Watch Timber Lake Grow"
express the situation exactly, was
our FIRST subscriber. He paid one
year in aavance. No Go ye and
do likewise
Now is the time to fill your coal
bin. Get your orders in early.
We have plenty Of 1.-THE Whit
tier-Fett Lumber Co.
Rev. J. ]. Enge, pastor of the
Baptist church, will preach in the
school house Sunday. Oct. Is
Morning worship At II o'clock,
evening service at $50 Mr.. Enge'
has come to Timber Lake to stay.
He is erecting parsonage on lot
9, block 81 He takes up the work
until recently carried on by Mr..
Cooksley.
Mr.. and Mrs. M. Gilmartin with
their daughter, Miss Laura, arriv-
ed Tuesday for short visit with
their sons here who are members
of the firm of Gilmartin Hardware
Co. They were here several weeks
ago and since then have been
sightseeing out on the coast.
They departed for their home in
-olmar. Ia. Wednesday night.
Insure your property at Stock
Growers State Bank. Best COM
.panies and cheapest rates.
]. NJ. Evans left for Aberdeen
Wednesday evening. He has an
nounced elsewhere in this issue the
fact that he is putting in new
meat market. He expects to have |
Kings in running order by Mon
lay or possibly as early as Satur-
day of this week. Like all new
institutions together with the older
established ones, the ADVOCATE |
wishes him abundent success.
Our car Of oats that was lost in
shipment has now arrived.-An-
drew Wolfer.
B. c. Weeger Of Maskeil, Neb..
Who was fortunate enough to draw
J low number and filed on a farm
one and half miles north of the
AXE, arrived Monday to begin his
-csidence. He is busy just now
liauling out lumber and building a
house.
Now is the time to fill your coal
bin. Get YOUR orders in early
We have plenty OF 1.-THE Whit
tier-Fett Lumber Co.
J. F. Moore arrived Sunday to
axe charge Of the mechanical end.
y the Advocate. Mr.. Moore is
an old friend Of the publisher and
We feel that we are very fortunate
in securing him and we hope he
will determine to stay here perma-
nently and it may not be so hard
20 do as his first words upon alight-
-.ag from the train and surveying
DIR two months old town were:I
Well this looks good to me-"
He is a printer by instinct and a
"a t~A
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-14
She Keens Tab.

They say that women can't keep books
But this you'll surely find
That when she snes you for divorce
No item slips her mind.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-14

Roland-chawles says he owes you
. grudge, Naltaw.
Waitaw-Aw. that's all right,
ChawIes doesn't believe in paying his
debts.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1910-10-14
Very Place for Rata.

I'm not surprised that most girls
have rats IN their hair.
"No?"
1.-The hats they wear look so mucl
like barns"