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La Junta tribune., 1910-03-05

The heaviest individual subscription
thus far made to the City Hospital
was given few days ago by Mrs.
Nellie Mackin. the total OF the splen'
did gift amounting to 1925. The
donor designated the purpose for
which the bequest should be erpend-
ed-t200 for painting the walls OF
the stairway. halls and private rooms.
500 as the nucleus OF a fund to
provide an elevator. convenience
OF which the hospital Is In dire need,
and S2j for painting the operating
room
La Junta tribune., 1910-03-05

Company II. Second Regiment. Ma.
uonal Guard OF Colorado. will give
its first military ball at Elks' Hall
ON Tuesday evening. March 18th.
This will be the very first military
ball ever held In La Junta. and will
be social function that ought To
prove very attractive. Besides the
program OF dancing there will be
an exhibition OF the manual OF arms
by picked squad from the company
and this alone will be worth the
price Of admission. II the boys are
really as expert as they are cracked
up to be We will have an opportun
,ty to see. and seeing Is believing.
La Junta tribune., 1910-03-05

The friends OF the saloon. keepers
dcnounce their opponents for not
reatin. the saloon business like any
other The best answer Is that the
business is not like any other bust
ness, and that the actions OF the sa'
loonkecpers themselves oonclusiv.iy
prove this TO be the case. II tends
TO produce criminality In the popu
iailon a, large and iawbr.aking among
the saloonkecpcrs themselves. When
the liquor men are allowed to do n
they wish. they are sur. TO debauch
not only the body social. but the
body political also.-Theodorc Roosc
welt.
La Junta tribune., 1910-03-05

After two unsuccessful trials the
effort made TO hold the annual meet
ing Of the Ot.ro Loan and Building
Association. for the purpose OF elect.
Ing a board OF directors for the en-.
suing year. had to be given up. The
final effort WAS made last Monday
nlxht ., Harmony Hall. but the mum.
ber Of shares represented lacked $50
of the required s.iss necessary for
Q quorum. which II fifty per cent Of
the number Of shares In force. u
u very evident that the members os
the association are very well HAtls-
fled with the present management.
and ~ . result the present directors
VIII have to hold over until the next
annual meeting In January nrxt The
directors who viii hold over are
Frank Fisn~y. c. A. Becrbohm. J. y.
Sherman. Jsoes McNcen. G. r. Back.
~. \. PAulips. G. W. Bomsardner. g.
". Pierce. G. Saosyson.
La Junta tribune., 1910-03-05

We happen to be more or less ac'
quainted with a young man who re
Gently secured a position In the store
of a successful merchant. Not long
ago We inquired of this merchant as
to the young mans progress. He is
a wheeibarrow. replied the merchant
Upon our expressing modest desire
to be enlightened still further. the
merchant Accommodated us. Il mean. .
he said. that he is one OF those fel-
lows that won't move an inch without
somebody behind TO push. He is per
fectly willing to carry his share OF
the load won't call him LAYOUT
he will do absolutely nothing on his
own initiative. have known men
like this who keep on going In a
straight line after somebody has
given them the push. but not he.
When you let 20 Of him he stops
dead. More than that. he Is just like
wheelbarrow Ia another respect
You have to use the greatest care TO
get him turned out OF any particular
rut. II you put a new proposition up
too quickly-hell upec: every time.
My arms are getting tired OF holding
him up by the handles. and I think
I'll quit H. The sor, OF man
l.
La Junta tribune., 1910-03-05

Albert q. Saunders. the shin. en-.
amel king" who has officiated as the
genial and accommodating porter at the
'onsorial emporium OF Dillon 4 Moore
for several years. left last Sunday
for Chicago. where he expects to ar.
rive about March 18th. and engage
In the manufacture OF his famous
shin. enamel. He will yisi, his old
HON. Ia Dodge City. and also take
whirl around the circle In Kansas
City before landing at his final dcs.
tination. Aiber, has been working
upon his shine decoction for several
years. and is now firmly convinced
that I, has reached the highest state
OF perfection possible. with not anoth.
or atom necessary to Increase It's q.
nciency or effectiveness He says
he expects to have q bank roll Of not
less than 10000 within the course
OF ten years from the sale Of the
decociion. and he has our best wishes
to make good. Albert Vas In .
class by himself ~ . porter. We
never saw . more accommodating and
genial general utility man anywhere.
and we have bumped into = good
many. Hh strong suit was Initiative.
You never had to tell him or ask him
TO do anything. lie appeared to bc
. mind reader and beat you TO Il.
That's the kind Of men that &c,
along In the world. They are never
looking for = Job. The Job IL always
looking for them. The shine euAms,
King did pretty we'll In II Junta. too.
and probably had . good sised bank
roll when he left this city. He kept
hooks and knew TO . cent Jest how
much he made each month. Dsstdes
holding down the Job of porter In the
tonsoFial parios And sAinias shoss b
found time to % the early oss0laa
jaaltor wosk h two Stores. WAiDs
he vas 10 L. Jsata As aevse nals
La Junta tribune., 1910-03-05

Dell Cobb. who has been officiating
as telegraph and state news editor OF
the Pueblo Star-Journal. for some
time past was distinguished visitor
In La Junta last Wednesday afternoon
for brief season. and made the
great family journal force fraternai
call He has resigned his position
with the Star.Journal. and after a
brief vacation at his old home In
Texas will go to Denver TO take
charge Of the Denver News state bu-
reau.
La Junta tribune., 1910-03-05
MAN
ABOUT
TOWN

Sheriff n. w. Potter and "Hy"
Dawley came over from La Junta
yesterday to perform the last sad
rites In the Eaw fiasco. The sheriff
was the auctioneer. and Mr.. Daw.
ley the vast throng Of purchasers.
How much, gentlemen, am lid for
the residence OF the gallant colonel?"
cried the sheriff -Four hundred sew
enty dollars and sixty-three cents,
bid Mr. Dawley. Sold to the portly
gentleman with the coon skin cap"
promptly replied the sheriff. fearing
that he might back out. And thus
endeth one of the most expensive,
romantic. and altogether unsatisfac-
tory pure spring water systems that
we've had In several years.-Sugar
City Gazette.
March came in like lamb all
right, all right. but will go out with
a continuous round OF balls and more
anu NV ~ '''
La Junta. Balls. and likewise high
tails, have been very few and far
between in La Junta during the past
winter. but March will go out Hike a
roaring lion-as regards terpischore-
an functions The Elks will lead off
on Thursday evening. March 10th with
an oyster social and dance. given for
the benefit OF the ladies in apprecia-
ton OF the noble work rendered by
them during the Elks' Fair. The
firs, military tall OF Company II. Sec
ond Regiment. Colorado National
Guard, will take place on March 18th.
followed by the st. Patrick's Day
dance OF the ladies OF the Catholic
church on the seventeenth OF ireland.
the second annual ball OF Right Bow.
er Division. No. t2i. Grand Intsrna-
tlonal Auxiliary OF the brotherhood
OF Locomotive Engineers on March
22d. and the seventh annual ball OF
March 2sth. There are still few
more open dates for more balls.
La Junta tribune., 1910-03-05

Las, week the Delta Independent
recorded the sale OF 260 acres OF
Engineer Bill McMurray's ranch near
Eckert This was 375 acre tract
which with the exception OF l35 acres
had teen divided into small farms.
The 26O acres sold for $4,000. Mr.,
McMurray retained 1856 acres for him
self and his son. with the intention
of later making IL their home.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-10-18

aIoffen ~ fom ole alinimerne
peo BET fsI. Sbeaters Opera for at
lpfsnife lin gamIe 9irigent. Der
bIen boIbt Gale for Spenoien, og
Snrraerne flang ritngenoe ira De
opre Struber.
S bette giebIif fploes Stuerne al
glomiter. gufetter iaa fore iom
Somebatte fontmer uitanielig ino Of
9eren. Sc fleite gufetter er ppntet
meo norife Sarper. 90 itabig inble'
Der Selegrammer. Ger er aaerebe
fommet Selegrammer fra &uslanb
og enonu mere fierntliggenbe Ste.
Der.
Spenoien er | itroaIenbe Sumsr
ioog. San bar lagt S~pgebragten,
ben itore graz Slobrof, af og gaar
omfring | Stuerne / Stasbragt. San
Tiger, at ban life paa Ipnge bar boz.
ret iaa friif.
Sanife Wuiifere bar tibIia iboa.
morges ppntet bet Slts, bport ban
Dor, meo norife os bonfe Stag.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-10-18

itranSeoe uoenfor Migabusten; enbeI
al oeres Wmoifab bIep bog rcbbet.
Sbag efter Slootio fanbtes en- Nasie
Iaggobs oreoet iIano. 5 Wittail
bl9ite belle H9ffer al Suie operenbe,
req op itore 1rGr % sOeIagoe ale
SeIegroflinier.
- Sra 9onoon telegrnferes ben
14oe Sftober: Den engelife apit er
mi beltrset mco 0~roggobs iom 6slge
al Stormen, Der bar raiet u%afbrubt
/ TO Gage. 9abet al RenneifeIip er
fort. Soaemorges fanotes 2isene
al fem Iatroier fra apitoamperen
"Granioro" nbenfor Sartlepool. Oct
untases, at Sfibet, iom baooe tppe
Nanos gei9tning, bGoOe %griinoiteot,
og at 5olfene babe giort ct mislpffct
Sorisg paa at naa 2ano | en- lioen
gaab. ri iIanbbrepet Sraggoos at
BONNIE bar ct Seilifib liot iamme
Sfipbne. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES langs
apiten bar npret noe | belle Nat, og
Ser meEbes ON mangen paffer Tco'
.ningsbaab, men / mango SiltGloer
mislpffeoes BET ogiao.
- Sra Saint Nasaire, Sranfrig,
teIegraieres ben 14Se Sftober: Den
frantic Camper "8ile Sc &ofefort"
~forliite mat itoenfor Roirmoirtiers.
Sen brittle Camper "Beperil" too
OBJ iroe paa Sapet oct uIpffeligeSf ibs
2srite. % gnbenitprmuno og aot'
fen, men De spriee 90 al Sfibets BE
iptrina antaaes at ppre omfonrr1et.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-10-18


5angierb | Gau Claire. SeIitabets
geitprelie er: Sorm., grof. @isIe
gotbne, minneapolis; giceform., gi-
cefoniul Sobs. 9. 8iIt, 9ecorab,
Sa.; Sefret9r, Heo. 90. aeer, Con-.
Claire; &asierer 9anfhef Sarah
Sboreien, eIbom Safe, Minn. 81.
r~eftsrer: Rait. Senrif 8oIbaI, @oIsa,
g. @; Brof. g. 5. GifeIanb, Nortb-
field, Minn.; 9oniuI g. $. Sobe. ct.
FauI, Winn.; gicefoniul Olaf S.
&ope, WfiIpaufee; Scr. 9. Inunbien
Qlogiper al "9ec..I ~, Gecorab,
Sa.; Senator 8. 8. Sborpe, @iG.
mar, Winn.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-10-18

GftcriOm Chen saur % hi mere
o. mere nprmer os Nonemberoal.
gene, blir, iom rimeIig fan pere. Sn.
teresien bIanbt 8pIgerne for be af.
taeae poIitiife Spsr9smaol % for
De @pno, iom / be forifieaiae Bar.
tileire er oirefte ioentiiiceret me6
oisie SpergsmnoI, mere og mere
poagen oe lepenoe. 3orbmpn6ene
ber | 2aubet ipiler / benne iom |
tiblieere 8aIsfampe en- snnife irem.
tr9oenbe Roae, ii9r | be nproDeit.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-10-18
Hct nurifc sclifab / slmcrifa, ion

Get nurifc Sclifab / Imcritn, ionl
en- oia Mun0 M / iIcre Gar bar boIOt
paa at a~rotuIcre iig mcO al bare eOe.
lagt, ga ban "tog lin Sat o9 off"
paa set meact omitreune Wfeoe
IfinneapoIiS / 1908. bar / oct ienere
pipet mango gIpOeli9e SipStc8u ira
fig. NIting tpOcr pua, at SeIlfobet
iua IanQt ira or O60 ellcr 0eenoe, at
set tpcrtom er iiGr0 meO at blipc en-
bctpOelia 6aftor / port NoritbeO5.
itrGp her / 2an0et. Scttc fan Gel
ifnbct MI iaa megct Iettcre blIuc, iom
forbaobentliq 0en Intterlige % me.
ninaslsie Nqttuton iom ira piSie
SOLD / i'm 1iO bIep begpnOt imo6
set, iorlGrqe iioen bar tabt lin Strait
blanot in~teIligcrtc Merreifer. Siior
blep, iom befierOt, ruocr oct norife
SeIifnbs Iuipicier anifafict EortrPt.
molerier al De norife Eionerpreitcr
gieIien, Stlib % Glouien ianlt Rlof,
fer Sacobicn / Wfuifcgo iii anbrin.
aeIie | Ben aomIel Ntlifcgofirfe, oa
biSie GortrTtmnIericr blcp u~iileret
peo Ell al sc pnfrcitc % melt Oellpf.
fe6e rorife Setter, iom uoqcniiuoe
bar pPrct afboIOt / minneapolis.
Gen Del, set norifc Selifab bab0e /
Nuifufielicn al 8eraeIanositntlien,
or IigeIcbeS / rift 0tinbe.
8ua ct onOct Stc0 / 0ctte Iltmcr
bill 2Gierne iinoe Ell grtifeI ON oct
2eQnt, iom MrS. grno GonIc / Cat
Claire ogtcr al itiae til set norife
ScIifobS CiSpoiitiou io5 horifc De.
fIamntionStontciter bInu0t norif-ame.
rifanif llnqoom. Der trrngcS rnQcn
rrrmere Enupi$ning al at Bette cr
en- Sag, iom nil blTpe al itor @ctpO.
ming iom ct 2e0 / grbciOct ior at
bcpnrc SrrtereSien FOR oct norife
Sproa Der / 2auoet. NtrS. GpaIc
fluroc life iot lin of0ooe Mono %
Ssn ct pufrcrc Minoc emo pco at
pprcttc ct ioooont 2cgot, % NorNs
mruoene / gmcrifa uiI oioc ben0c
0crfor.
Set norifc Selifob hor / Here Mar
ltNQioet et aportoIitrift mrocr ne.
hoftiou al Sclfobct3 oo1ti9e Scfrc,
trr, Rcodftor gQcr. Ccttc Sfriit
lar ! Gorenc2 2rb inocbolot en-
3lUuqoe u0mTrfcNe EtnB. iprlia |
%emiu9 n orjutcrcuNc Iitcrrre Nj
nanoIinGcr % @i0ral til Dor norif.
omcrttoufc 6iitorie. Get creitc,
man fan uoiTttl poa Striftct, cr, at
set or for Ii0ct. Cct uoritc SaIifab
buroe fuuue brine set II, at ioo fig
Ct Craau, Der mcO McuiDn til STIR
relic % lloimr. ioaocI iom meN Sen.
inn til En0bcIo, itaor poo &eioe meo
D2t bcoitc. ri lur ibIonot o5; forboo.
bautlia nj bette cJioa / en- NOR Tyrcm.
+in f,,rro or,,o,os Gorn,ri, cr nor
d., ,s 81. ,,,, ~
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-10-18

On 5oriaiterinSe ienote ct Iannfript
til en- b%eiienet ariti.er meo Inutoentns
ON ct peIpiuist HaaS ON. bpae bun ifiIs
Be sisre meS @amuRriptei. Ren bun
piISe bape Spar pr. Oueaaenoe. tbi bun
banoe mango Germ | SIben, frep bun.
Sparet Tom burtis oe Ise fort % ipn'
Sist:
SAT- &auuifriptet paa ben iamute
Sle, hpor Dc bar SerusuG'
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-10-18
Mangc ltlpffcr paa Sisen.

Iansc ltlpffcr paa Sisen. Sra
Sberinobam, england, tclegroiereS
sen 13M Sftober: Zen enselife
apitbamper ~SeutbiieIb" ianf iSaa
uoenior Slafenep. 20 Iaue al Se.
irtningen fom ious bertiI i en- al
SfibSbaoocne % meobelte, at 16 al
oereS aamerater i~rpneoes.
- Sra Grrbopen, Spiflmtb, tele'
~araieres Ben 13oe Sttober: Siife.
Samperen "Senotor Saltbufen" lei.
Ieoe ioda iiGnf Den ipenife Bart ri.
ana. Spo Nsanb al "Tiona"s pc.
iGtning omfom. Se surise brastes
BERTH meb Oamperen.
Sra ct. Yetershirs telesrdfe.
res Ben 14be Sftober: gn poloiom
Storm raieoe / @aaraftes oper Giter.
iiscns 0itfpit. Ger melSes ON
mango Sorlis % Cab al SunSreber
al @enneifelip. Sele Ratten furSg
man FINITE &soiienaler ira Sfibe,
iom par / Sapsueo. Are SeiIitibs
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-10-18

Sttte Nummcr at StS slrurH inSrbolSrr:
40 gale Ieuueiter / ct SiuG.- 9ena Hipers,
@rnouinaer. Sen norite Sjrmano.-Spao
Gait tau brl,ges til. 49, @anocr.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-29
SLOW TO ACCEPT INVENTIONS
Themselves on Record Against
Notable Advancements.

We of this big republic complacent-
ly affirm the glory of our national
achievements, and are not without
temptation to acclaim them as proof
of superior craft and judgment.
But herein do we forget that we
are. on record as having cast our vote
against every move that has contrib
uted to the present century's develop
ment.
We raised our voices in contemptu.
GUS protest, against the first projected
railways. Had the locomotive waited
its signal from the people, it would
not yet have started.
When the electric telegraph was
shown to us we brushed it aside as
toy, and laughed its inventor to scorn
when he offered to sell us his rights
for a few thousand dollars.
We put into Jail as an impostor the
first man that brought anthracite coal
to market. We broke to pieces Howe's
sewing machine as an invention cal
culated to ruin the working classes;
and we did the same thing to the har-
vester and the binder. We scorned
the typewriter as a plaything.
We gathered together in mass meet
ings Of Indignation at the first pro-
pOsal to install electric trolley lines,
and when Dr. Bell told us he had in
vented an instrument by means of
which we might talk to one another
across the town we responded with
accustomed ridicule, and only the
reckless among us contributed to it's
being
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-29
KISS HER AND TELL HER so.

You've a neat little wife at home,
John,
AS sweet as you wish to see;
AS faithful and gentle-hearted,
AS fond as wife can be;
A genuine home-loving woman,
Not caring for fuss or show
She's dearer to you than life, John,
Then kiss her and tell her so.
Your dinners are promptly served,
John,
AS likewise your breakfast and tea;
Your wardrobe is always in order,
Your buttons where buttons should
be;
Her house is cozy nest, John,
A heaven of rest below,
You think she's rare little treasure;
Then kiss her and tell her so.
She's a good wife and true to you
John,
Let fortune be foul or fair;
OF whatever comes to you John,
She cheerfully bears her share.
You feel she's brace, true helper,
And perhaps far more than you
know;
Twill tighten her end of the load
John,
Just to kiss her and tell her so.
There's a crossroad somewhere in life
John,
Where a hand on a guiding stone
VIII signal one over the river,
And the other must go alone.
Should she reach the last milestone
first, John,
Twill be comfort amid your woe
To know that while loving her here
John,
You kissed her and told her so.
Selected.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-29
FACTS WELL STATED.

Joa Canro2-I know people VINO
.hinlI they monopolize the wire from
The earth up to the great write throne
They do not give the majority of us a
ehcGcc. They have Cure-alls, they
:hink Cod and one constitute a major
ty, forgetting that Gol alone is a
majority, and can well do without their
le!p. We arc thankful for Christian
morality. Once in a while we find
people who have a monopoly OF all
knowledge, and therefore should be
indicted and prosecuted under the
sherman antitrust law. All who dis
lgree with them are anathoma. 1t is
uncomfortable sometimes to live in a
government by the people. There will
llways be some who are feelblemindei,
lbnormal, insane, or to use a shorter
ln1 more common word, they are
ranks, but we must have them.
B. II. Pugh.-The moon may have
, pull Or the tides, but it has no pull
IN TIE potato crop. Moon phases and
iens may be all right for gypsies,
nut tie ambitious potato grower will
Ind hi3 success coming directly from
,ood seed, good soil and good culture.
Let the moon tear around in the dark
" light all she pleases. Two hundred
md forty-seven thousand miles lie be-
ween TIE earth and the mistress of
he skies. Astronomers tell us TIE
noon has been dead for millions of
ears; besides there are lot Of
hings right here on earth that can
axe 4 slap at your crop long before
he moon can get started on this dizzy
Quincy. Instead of making incanta-
ions to the moon, drive the hens off
our planters and get it shaped up
or business. Oil up the sprayer. Lay
n a good supply of bug poison early.
Plant when the soil is right and the
noon will smile on you-Register-
Tribune.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-29
King Granary.

The Crimea and the whole Black
sea region owing to the sparse popu-
latioB to consume it, had a great sur
plus of wheat For centuries it was
coveted by all hungry nations-and
exploited by the one with the strong
est armies. For centuries after Athens
had feasted upon the grain-raising
lands beyond the Bosphorus, Mithri-
dates, as preparation for his life and
death contest with Rome, fell upon
the corn fields of the Crimea. Because
Sicily was yellow with wheat from
earliest memory. through ages and
ages she was raided by all the powers
of the world. 1t was because of
Egypt's corn, more plentiful than any
where else along the Mediterranear,
that Caesar and Pompey wanted the
land of the Ptolemies. 1t was when
Rome held or controlled the granaries
her first and dearest conquests-of
Sicily, Sardinia, Spain and Egypt that
she could become mistress of the
world.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-29
Imre of the Club.

It is not at all true, as some people
aver. that the lure of the club is the
spirituous refreshment to be found
there or its aloofness from the re-
straining eye Of critical womankind
But it is true that it represents the
highest development along lines of
physical comfort as this is known and
sought fer by the animal man, and if
the ladies' on the few days of the
year when they are admitted within
the doors of these sanctuaries of
masculine luxury, would study what
they see there they would speedily be
made aware, by the objects visible be-
fore them, of the sort of indoor en-
vironment that most appeals to the
soul of the average man.-John Ken
drick Bangs, il Suburban Life.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-29
SHOWING VALUE OF THE HEN ;
If It Could Be Capitalized Its Product
Would Pay Bigger Dividends
Than Railroads.

1t is claimed that the average pro
duction of hen is 200 eggs per an
mum, but it is safe to assume that the
actual is much below this figure, the
Wall Street Journal says. Adopting
the very conservative figure of l2O
cggs per hen per annum, we find on
the above basis of production there
are 15O,000,000 laying hens in the
United States responsible for the pro-
duction of 1S,O0O,OOO,O0O eggs.
At the farm price of 20 cents per
dozen the total income derived from
each hen annually would amount to
two dollars Allowing 40 cents for
maintenance and ten cents for de-
probation, which latter would wipe
out the market value of the hen in
four years, irrespective of salvage
when the period of production is over,
the net profit per hen per annum
amounts to $15O.
This profit, according to Wall street
standards, capitalized on a five per
cent. income basis, would place a
nominal value of $50 on each hen. For
the ljO,OO0,000 hens this would amount
to the enormous total of $4,5OO,OOO, 900.
That the American hen can return
a yield of five per cent. per annum on
a capitalization of $4,5OOOO0,O0O ap-
pears nothing short of remarkable,
but such is the case. The entire out
standing capital obligations of the rail
roads of the United States in 1907
were less than four times this amount,
or $l6,0S2, 146689, while the total paid
out in interest and dividends repre-
sented but 4,05 per cent. of this
amount.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1910-04-29
GUT OF TIE GINGER JAR.

There is difference between
hoodo and a who don't.
a levcl-headed man avoids many
ups and downs in life.
The skunk can not be called benni-
less since he always has a scent.
The shirt waists a great deal of
starch in the course, of year.
A runabout wagon is greatly to be
preferred to rounabout wife,.
The evils ofriches are seldom mani
fest to those who possess them.
No. Tie Milky way was not caused
By the COW jumping over the moon.
Many stories are like ashes; when
thoroughly sifted there is not much
left.
There is this to be said for the ap-
pie tree-it never hides any fruit in
it's trunk.
Sheep are most persistent gambol-
ers, though thcy are constantly being
fleoced.
The man who shutters does not need
to be told to think twice before he
speaks once.
Some folks find oct how far a dol
lar will go by seeing how far they can
go on a dollar so,
The pib las never been known to
express any desire for jewelry. though
it often wears q. ring.
1t keeps the society doctors busy
nowadays hunting up new diseases
that tie common people do not have
An enterprisins exchange has a long
catalogue of work for rainy days; but
then, who wants to work on rainy
days?
The chanticlecr TAT proves that not
only must city folks look to the farm
ward for their living but also for thcir
styles.
TIE young fellow who told his best
girl that she was the apple Of his eye.
doubtless meant that she was Seek
no-further"
Always stand pfor the right, but
do not wear out with worry because
you can not turn the world and make
it over in q day.
Many q woman as sharp IS a brier
at the bargain counter, has been oblig-
ed to confess that she was fooled in
the selection OF husband.-From May
Farm Journal.