Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-05-06

Knicker-Yes, and talk to myself, too,
New York Sun.
First Child-We'Ve got new baby
at our house Second Child icon
temptuously) got new pa at
Presbyterian Standard
He-i asked your fathers consent
by telephone, She-What did he say?
He-He said, Il don't know who YOU
are, but It's all right Home Life.
Why are you so sad?" My wife
has been ordered to the country for
three months" Il understand" NO
you don't; she won't so. Fliegende
Blatter
Teacher--Jimmy,y you look very pale
this morning. Are you i'll? Jimmy
No, ma am, Ma washed my face this
morning herself Woman's Home
Companion
Pa But, young man, do YOU think
you can make my little girl happy"
Suitor-Do |? Say, wish you could
n seen her when / proposed! --C|eye-
land Leader.
lie seems to be cheerful" Me
is lie found a dollar in an old SUIT
of clothes yesterday morning, and nov
he thinks his luck has turned. w.
Derait Free Press
SO your wife wants to vute?' "No:
exactly" replied Mir Meehton sac
wants the opportunity Of voting IL She
,Uichaa Than sla az an 4, a. on. lis..s
about Washington Star
What did you do in the arpy?"
Host Of the time I was ia ehars az
squad of men" On special Guty?'
Motley were taking ne. - o."
gGardhouse. go Cleveland Leader
Editor Have you got thet poem VA
the politienl situation ready ytl2 Dis
tracted Tame Poet Not quite. yaj
but I've got the rhymes ji,uat ~ /
I've only go to dll in the lnes.~
Scraps
What makes the trust magua'e
look so worricd?" He has irs read
that the American farmer is yer%
prosperous. and he feels that he mat
hive overlooked something" Hons
ton Post
Actor have been in your company
now for TWO wears. and th.ak "a
time had an increase in salary Man
ascr All hight, you can have the
parts In which there Is eating
Fliegondo Batter
| A When ! was In the Fast ! ms
| with many begging dervishes B-t
thought they called them howlins
derviShes. a That's what they be
come when YOU don't give them amy.
thing Meggendorfer Blattcr.
| First Boy Where yer goin in such
q rush? Second Boy con the ruu4
Fire alarm First Boy Where? Sec
ond Boy Boss said he'd fire me II /
wasn't back from his erraud in ten
minutes. Boston Transcript.
Old Nurse Ito newly married cou-
pie, after viewing the wedding pres
ents) Wen, any dears. you ought to
be very happy There aint thing
am0ngs EN- as a paWnbroher would
Mt be pleased TO andlc.--Punch.
Il am IA poor man" when we ar,
married ! can learn to cook" Hadn't
you-er better begin practicing," aug
gested the thrifty sutton, while youg
father is yet supplying the raw ma
terlal, so to speak % Stray Stories.
Mother DO you think that young
man has matrimonial Intentions. my
| nj Il m
ma lie tried to convince me last
night that looked Drettier in that
two guinea hat than In the three
guinea one Scraps
so there Is to be a divorce said
the woman who discusses everybody
1t seems but a little while since he
asked for her hand" Yes" replied
the rude man He got the hand all
| right. But 1t turned out to be a mis-
deal Washington Star.
so your wife Is sufIragetteT'
Yes" answered Mr. Meekton. why
does she want to vote?" Il don't think
! Henrietta really desires to vote She's
merely tired OF talking to me. She
wants a larger and more intelligent
audience ~ Washington Star
| Murphy Poor O'Reilly is dead. Ana
| a good old soul he was. Casey Yis.
and thoughtful wan, too. Sure, 5e
| fore he died be called all his creditors
10 him and told Thin whore they
could borrow enough to cover what he
owed thin 49, Washington Star.
Suitor-l suppose your father is al,
together taken up with business? Her
| Little Brother Yes, dad tanks OF
/ nothing else That must have been
why ma said to sister last night that
/ if you meant business it was about
time you talked to papa Brooklyn
! Life.
Gunner You cant get the best of
those railway porters who bang your
! things about / labeled my trunks
! China" and thought they would
handle them with unusual care. Guy.