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Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1910-11-04
lovemakinu ant; Practice

The only way to become an expert
at lovemaking is to practice. This
was the information handed out to a
handful of hearers by the Hindu phil
osopher, Sakharam Ganesh Pandit, in
a lecture on "The Science of Love-"
Love is a divine discomfort" said
the philosopher, "and if you want to
arouse love in others it can be done
only by giving them love- How tc
develop the emotion of love in another
is the great question of today-the art
Of making love. 1t needs a great deal
of study and a great deal of prac
tice"
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1910-11-04
CHAPTER VII.
a Fine Gold Chain.

The conductor held it out to me, his
face sternly accusing
'Is this another coincidence" he
asked. did the man who left you
his clothes and the barred silk hand
kerchief and the tight shoes leave you
the spoil of the murder?"
The men standing around had
drawn off little, and l saw the alb
solute futility of any remonstrance
Have you ever seen a fly, who, in
these hygienic days, finding no cob
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1910-11-04
TRV MURINE EVE REMEDY

for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't
Smart-Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c.
soc, S1.00. Murine Eye Salve in
Aseptic Tubes, Csc, S1.00. Eye Books
and Eye Advice Free by Mail.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1910-11-04
AFTER
SUFFERING
ONE YEAR
Cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound
Milwaukee, Wis. "Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable COMPOUND has made

me a. Well woman,
and [ would like to
tell the whole world
of it. L suffered
fromfemale trouble
and fearful painsin
my back. HAD the
best doctors and
they all decided
that I had a tumoI
in addition to my
female trouble, and
advised an opera
ton. lydia r..
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1910-11-04

A good honest remedy for Rheumatism,
Neuralgia and Sore Throat is Hamlina
Wizard Oil. Nothing will so quickly drive
out all pain and inflammation.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1910-11-04
Natural Query.

Mrs. Thynn-Don't you think L look
plump in this gown?
Thynn-Yes. Did you have. it made
at an upholsterer's?
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1910-11-04
Contrary fsues.

$50 Binks has had his income cut
DOWN."
Eyes; that is why he is SO much
cut up"
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1910-11-04

Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing Syrup.
for children teethlng. Softens the gums reduceSin
haumation- ALIAS pain wind colo. bGLtle.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1910-11-04

A catalogue of vices never led amy
one into virtue.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1910-11-04

Anaemfa is often temporarily mis-
taken for virtue.
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1910-11-04

Prelude to Immortal Life.
A graceful and honorable old age Is
the childhood Of immortality.-Tind
Watertown leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1909-1911, 1910-11-04

Some felix's never feel sanity until
they have a chance to syndicate their
SORROWS
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-16
TEDDY DUE AT
PARIS APRIL. "A
ALL ANXIOUS TO LIoNIzE RoosE-
WELT BUT HE DECLARES HE
WANTS NONE or THE
PoMPous DISPLAY.

Paris, Feb. f5.--The vice rector ut
the University of Paris Is officially
advised that Roosevelt win arrive on
April II and remain in Paris three
or four days. The government is
anxious to honor and society to lion
iSe him, literally, philosophical, geo
graphical, scientific bodies desire to
entertain him, and the American col
ony proposes grand banquet in his
honor. But Roosevelt has allowed It
to be understood that he desires to
avoid any appearance of ostentation
and to preserve the role of man of
learning who has accepted an invita-
ton to lecture at the Sorbonne.
Roosevelt's visit therefore will be
devoid Of spectacular features which
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-16
Law TO RESTRICT

Concluded from First Page.)
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-16

least as many Chinese not entitled 70
residence here as of the lawfully resi-
dent class, and they have entered IN
every way that can be imagined
During 1909. $3.50 Chinese were
regularly admitted against 1924 in
1903, 1886 in 1897 and 2,732 In 1906.
The worst feature the commissioner
says is that the increase Is almost
confined to classes the members OF
which are or soon become laborers
and whose residence here violates the
spirit Of the law.
General immigration.
immigration, which during 1909,
fe'l off from the two previous years,
the commissioner says. is reassuming
normal proportions.
AS to occupations l74,S00 unskilled
laborers of the immigrant class en-
tered and 1885 of the emigrant
class departed OF the 75l.7S6 immi'
grant aliens who entered the United
States during the year 1898 were
under II and 3S,517 we're IS or over;
ol those over Is years OF age 1903
could neither read nor write an in
crease in the ratio of illiteracy to 20
per cent as against 26 per cent IN
1908. For various reasons l0,4l1
aliens were deported.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-16
BOARD Of TRADE
SPECIAL MEETING
FIVE NEW MEMBERS ELECTED
AND MORE TO BE SECURED
BY SOLICITATION.
favor The BAECE LINE
Which Promises to Revive River
Business--Abuses 81 Transir
Privileges to Be
a Checked.

The special meeting OF the Cairo
Board of Trade last night. called fly
] vsident Antrim for general busl-
ress, was largely attended and Mr..
fntrim had o very satisfactory pro
;ram laid out. Perhaps one of the
most important Incidents Of the
meeting was the election Of. FIVE new
members, whose names the pres.
dent presented. to-wit: C. P. Aver.
II. r. Aisthorpe, L. =. Gillespie, w.
PsGreaney, A. T. r, Haynes
Secretary Flarclay read q commit
rication from the mobile chamber
ef commerce asking the Cairo board
to ,lse its influence with members Of
congress in favor Of al approprih Oh
for the harbor of Mobile, so as to
produce twenty-seven feet OF water,
ON motion, President Antrim was d :
reeted to comply with the reqrest
III. r. Halliday :noved to amend
t5e grain inspection rules of Cairo
Itoard OF Trade, to change the WORT
purified to 'sulphufed." in compli-
ance with the pure food law. Car
led.
The nomination of Clifford Hum
pnrey as weighmaster for Cairo
BEARD OF Trade was confirmed.
]. B. Magee reported on the pros
rects of having a traffic bureau form
y M u q
Cd III Cairo. He said the subscrir-
ticns Up to date to maintain such .
Imrean amounted to about $500 q
year which was about $1,000 short
of what was needed. He moved that
the jobbing interests. the humber in
forests and the grain interests be
requested to make up each s125 ?
month. which would be sufficient to
start the bureau and maintain it; and
that report DO male at the next
meeting Of the hoard.
The feeling was strong that the re-
qsiired amount would be subscribed,
On Invitation of tne president Mr..
Magee gave short talk on the Cal
TO grain mems visit to Washington
(himseif and H. f. Halliday to APP
pear. before the Interstate commerce
commission with reference to abuses
in the transit privileges, by shippers
in other cities. which were operatin ,
strongly against Cairo. Mr.. Magee
said sgne very amusing things had
deyeS6ped before the commission.
Ffsf instance one shipper might re-
,tHeive a car load OF eggs and at the
end Of year reshiD the same car OF
freight as chickens. getting the bene
fit Of the through rate. One of the
commissioners expressed the opinion
that there was nothing at all unrea-
sonabIe in that, eggs could easily be
shipped out as chickens at the end
Of year, and grow frying sized
chickens. too. Mr. Magee expressed
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-16
Observation-Disclosures
I: ADJUSTMENTS /:
SssSsygsssssysssssss5yssyS
Saturday Niuht.

The successful decentralization of
Mary j. Holmes popular novel
Tempest and Sunshine by Fem B.
Parker, has given W. F. Mann an or
portunity of producing this popular
novel in its entirety for the benefit
of admirers Of Mary J. Holmes. AT
the Cairo opera house Saturday, Feb.
10th. matinee and night. Prices,
matinee 10 and 25 cents; night rs, %
and rs cents. A4
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-16
HOW CHILDREN KICKED AND
SQUlRMED

In olden days when Cod Liver Oil
was administered in its crude form.
No one could b'"me them, for it was
simply nauseating.
Modern methods have devised h
way whereby all the medicinal ele
ments OF Cod Liver Oil without the
oil or grease, are combined with
Tonic Iron. thus giving to the world
two oll-fashioncd tonics in most
delicious and palatable form. 1t is
unequaled to overcome pulmonary
troubles and build up weak and aged
persons
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-16

the belief that the commission would
make some changes in the regula'
tions governing transit privileges,
which would be of advantage to Cal
70 in doing away with unfair compe-
ttion.
Mayor Parsons was invited to
speak OF the new Mississippi Valley
Transportation company. He pre-
faced mis- remarks with a plea for
boosting the city. He spoke OF the
Citizens League recently to promote
the moral weIlbeing Of the city. and
be was pleased TO cooperate with 1t;
now another league had been formed
which demanded more. He felt that
the greatest need of the city was
harmony among the people. or the
transportation company he spoke IA
vofably, saying it would be of great
value to this city in that it would
revive rive business AMI establish
costly terminals here. He thought
TIE company was formed pursuant TO
criticisms made on the Taft trip
down the river, which dwelt upon
the lack of business on the river AMI
the failure to take advantage OF tae
water present. The purpose was to
utilize the water and to develop the
business, and there was excellent
prospect OF success as much business
Fad been offered. His Honor had
photographs showing the kind of
0oats and barges to- be built, which
would carry freight on feet of
water and crush through the ice If
any obstructed their way N the win
ter season.. He spoke also of the
favorable outlook at Washington for
legislation to advance me Lakes-to-
the-Gulf deep waterway. and said he
had information that the appropria-
tfon for the river from Cairo to st,
Louis would also be ample.
John S. Aisthorpe spoke OF inc
transportation company scheme, say
ing citizens were expected to sub
scribe $4,000, which was the sum
the company expected 10 spend here
Tor terminals. Citizens would have
to look at the proposition from Two
points of view, that of investors and
that of patriotic citizens. In the for
mer attitude they would look at the
proposition calmly as u matter OF
personal interest and estimate the
chances of returns OH their invest
ment: in the latter they would looh
at it as a matter OF benefit to their
city which would certainly be great
and If they got no returns on their
investment directly they would indi-
rectly. He would not be understood
as saying, however. taat the PROPOSE
ton was not good one as an invest
ment, as the prospects were good for
success and for big business.
f. A. Smith spoke in like strain
dwelling more especially on river i'm
provement and the prospects OF gov
eminent work. He said the stretch of
river at and above Cairo stood IN
great need of attention and he had as
suranee that it would receive this;
but was not prepared to give details
to the public.
j. b. Magee suggested as a plan to
increase the membership and active
interest of the Board of Trade, that
each member exert himself to bring
in new members, anu a motion that
each member present take member
ship card and return it signed at the
next meeting was carried,
Luncheon and smoker closed the
meeting.
fnhH Want bptn2 AuNtnin q
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-16
MinstreIs Sunday.

The quartette singing this season
with lCoburn's Greater Minstrels is
one of the best and strongest features
seen with this company for several
years, AT the Cairo opera house
Sunday night, Feb. Goth. Prices %,
50. rs and 81, The band will play a
sacred concert in front of the opera
T-..ouse at s -. - z -'.-aday after
noon.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-16
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES,
RIVER NEWS |
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES,

Paducah ews-Democrat: The new
steamer, Nashville, to be put in TIM
Cumberland river trade between Fs
ducah and Nashville, Is expecte{
down the river on her maiden trip ii
a few days. Captain James Tyner Il
connected with the company, and she
really belongs to the Tyner line. Tns
boat will run in opposition to tho
Ryman line.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-16

many Chinese of the excluded classes
have evaded the border officers, how.
ever vigilant they may have been
have struggled themselves or been
struggled ashore in seaports as sail
ors or stowaways, or have by fraud
and perjury managed to land In an
apparently regular manner. There
are doubtless now In this country at
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-16
Daily Thought.

BE something; anything but mean
- Byron.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-16

The linn Musical Comedy Co
opens a ! two weeks engagement at
tie opera house Monday, Feb. 2lst.
Prices will be as follows. Night -.
rs 35 and SO cents; matinee, 10 and
o5c. A special Washington Birth
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-16

Fifty or SO years ago crime was
ruthlessly dealt with In this country.
Modern aims are directed to the up
lifting and improvement OF the com.
munity
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-16

characterized Grants visit at Ii
time OF his world tour.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-02-16

Want job. Want help? Anything
to sell? Want to buy something? Try
a Bulletin want ad.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1910-09-13

When we say that acid phosphate
is 16 per cent it simply means that
there are is pounds of phosphoric
acid IN each 100 pounds. Phosphorus
acid is the form in which we supply
phosphorus to plants. for We cannot
get or use pure phosphorus, as it
burns Up on exposure to the air.
Hence. We get it in some combination,
and the cheapest is in the phOsphOric
acid that acid phosphate contains.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1910-09-13
WORTH THINNING ABDti,

1--WE may not be able to get rich b4t
we can enrich the lives OF others b.:
our work.
Many a lad does not know what 4
beautiful place the old farm nome IS
until he sees it in his dreams on '"'
hard little cot in a hall bedroom ii
a city boarding house.
One of the dearest homes we ''''
knew was one where there were "}
padded chairs and the boy Stlt.s'
his lessons by h light of the iIrep.a1'
and slept on a trundle bed
1t is a great deal easier 70 appr2-l!
a mn with a remedy for SAVING .,
soul just after he has had d si''.'
meal.
Better have the reputation 'i "'.-,
an easy mark" in business thiA
a marks1nan who is always S1"7
with sharp practise.
We all have our hands run 1884,.
ing real sins without wasting l"'
the imaginary ones.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1910-09-13
Clover.

At the Delaware Station it was
shown that q good fall growth Of
crimson clover may furnish 80 to 100
pounds of nitrogen per acre. and be
profitable even where it's is winter
killed. The first months growth in
spring Will produce about one-third
of the final yield of nitrogen. When
the hay is removed, about % to 40
per cent of the total nitrogen is left
in the stubble and roots. In south
east Maryland two or three counties
have q naturally poor and thin sandy
soil, but in these counties the use Of
cov-peas and crimson clover has had
a wonderful effect. and greater corn
crops are being made than in the more
them.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1910-09-13
Weakness Of WOMEN
His Wife Chung to Her Mothers
Old Cook Book
Made Him Eat What Her Mother
Used to Make, Wanted Him to Use
Homo Made Soap, and When He
could Not Reform Her He Made
for the Tall Timbers.
(Walt Mason in Chicago News.)

(Walt Mason in Chicago News.)
Il have repeatedly said that my
Wife was one Of the finest women In
the United States exclaimed the wild
man Of the woods to the MISGUIDED
stranger who had been trying to sell
him q cook book, but she could not
rise superior to her sex. She had an
Old ieather-bound cook book that she
considered the last authority. Why
did she bow down and worship that
ancient volume? Merely because it
had been and down by her mother
and her grandmother.
She compiled the worst dishes you
eVer heard of in accordance with the
bylaws of that book, and when I
reared up on my hind feet and made
a protest she replied thai the book
was good enough for her mother and
her grandmother, and so it was good
enough Tor her. That's the way wo-
men look at things all the world over,
ana yet they want to vote and get
jobs on the police force.
Many a time 1 tried to argue this
matter with my wife. I exhausted all
the Of logic. 4 pointed out
that cookery, like prize fighting and
other exact sciences, had advanced a
good deal since her grandmother fried
beefsteak when it should have been
broiled. I begged her to burn that
antedlluvian volume and said I would
buy her a new cOok book. embellished
with co!ored plates and charts and
diagrams, showing how to bake a
sIr1ng rooster over a slow. fire. But
she would rub her eyes with a corner
of her apron and weep and say it was
time for her to die and be at rest.
now that she had heard her grand
mother insulted in her own home.
1T was simply impossible to get her
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1910-09-13
Preparing Land for Fall Grain.

I fully agree with DR.. Butler in say
ing that if the breaking can be done
not less than a month before seeding
wheat, it is better to break we'll. But
after corn, or after coWpeas for which
the land has been deeply plowed in
spring or early summer, I have made
better wheat from finely preparing
the surface and letting the lower soil
remain settled. One of the best wheat
in Maryland sows wheat after
corn. and re-plows the land. But
then he uses the packer that the dry
farmers Of the arid West use and
packs down the soil at once. Then
his corn is cultivated SO clean that
there is nothing turned und er to make
the soil puffy as where a strong stub
BILE is turned. If every farmer had
corn fields as clean as this man, and
used the same implement for packing
the soil down, / would say re-plow,
but where a corn crop comes off and
leaves the field covered with peas and
crabgrass, it is best to keep the trash
on top rather than turn it under to
prevent the settling Of the soil. But
in any event., tramp and harrow till
the surface is fine.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1910-09-13
Shocking Germ

In regard to the shocking Of corn,
| have seer a plan proposed thal
seems good for at once clearing the
field and putting the corr in q better
position to cure. Lines of poles are
laid on crotched posts on one side OF
the field. The corn is cut and ioadeu
at once on q ~low-down platform WaS-
on and hauled to the poles which are
similar to the gallows used for hang
ing hogs at slaughtering time, and the
corn is set in punches on alternate
side OF the poles, and Irvine tied to
each side Of the bunch. In this way
there is a circulation of air through
under the whole line of punches, the
slower has the best chance TO cure
and the punches cannot fall down.
Then. too tho field is entirely cleared
and ready for q small grain crop.
Shocked in this way the corn IS all m
one line, and the shuCking and haul
ing OF the slower is facilitated, ana the
work is really lighter than akln
and trying shocks.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1910-09-13
The Two Farmers.

The editor quotes from two farmers,
and one said that he had tried the
shallow cultivation and did not make
a crop, while the other one found It
made good RODS. I rather expect
that in the case Of the first one he
had prepared his land by blowing
three inches deep with a single mule,
and under such conditions h shall
low cultivation did not work. Down
in South Carolina they tell Of a man
who tore UP an acre with dynamite
and has a wonderful crop. Shallow
cultivation with shallow blowing will
net work. The soil must be we'll
broken deeply. and then the shallow
cultivation n perfectly level laying
by of the corn crop will be found TO
work. Halfway measures never give
the best results.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1910-09-13
Cotton Problems.

From my own observation I nave
advised against the topping Of cotton,
but at the Mississippi Station it was
found tina topped cotton excelled in
yield that which was untopped and
had the advantage of earlier maturity.
Actual test may be better than obser-
walton, but from what I have seen in
North Carolina. l was not impressed
with the value of the practice. But
as l have made no actual experim ents
personally, the station report is Of
more value. than my observation. In
a three-year test at the Mississippi
station the maximum average yield
or cotton, 2,176 pounds of seed cotton
per acre, was made from an applica-
ton Of 1000 pounds Of manure an