Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-11-06

manufacturing q gutta pcrcha %consti-
tuition,
DANVILLE, ILL, now has a muir
der mystery. That's an uppish little
vile, Uncle Joe.
THE SHERIFF"S sale is honorable,
protests the evening paper. Certainly.
II is honorable, but often unfortunate.
SrN
KING MANUEL left his govern
ment stranded on THE rocks Of revo-
luton and took refuge behind the
rocks Of Gibraltar
, PREDICTIONS that the horse
must go were filed a since, but
the interest In the hay and oats crops
has not abated in the least.
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THE STORM continues at Bos-
ton a y Il weather dispatch. As far
as can be learned IL also continues in
New York to a considerable extent.
49,
MARINE STATISTICS show that
the number of 'schooners' hat go
| down In the daytime exceed the num-
Der of ships that pass in the night.
$40
A LUNATIC in Philadelphia was
| arrested for firing blank cartridges at
| officials. The Evening Anarchist
might take warning and save uupleas-
ant consequences.
"YOU ARE A SET Of depraved,
| goddess condemned wretches,' says
the itinerant roformer at santa Fo,
/ ftf1 40 "a uBpTiRl Ta ypr chill ha
glad 10 inform the country Of the
fact.'
"ALBUQUERQUE.n a y the RAJ
ton Range. lis not afraid to boost the
other fellow. especially when the 9TH
err fellow is willing to do q little on
his W hook" Sure. Cooperative
boosting boosts the whole works.
A LOGANsPORT man laughed nm
I'll he died over Il witty remark made
by his wife at the dinner table. In
mpking out the burial certificate the
medical attendant filled in the cause
Of death blank, gagged to death"
WITH PROTESTATIoNS Of deep
respect To past legislatures, in New
Mexico, it may yet be stated that il
none OF these ever succeeded in
validating the militia warrants, the
constitutional convention need not
worry.
n
THE OFFICIALS of an ottawa
church are considering the quickest
method OF emptying the curch in case
of emergency. For promptness ana
simplicity, the old-Iashioned custom
OF passing the collection plate is hard
to excel.
THE BOLD BAD bandits who held
up the train near LordsburE secured
Sl1.40. \ contemporary wisely
points out that had thes' paid the
death penalty accorded train robbery
IN New Mexico, the proceeds would
not have been enough to bury them
In the pottef's field.
#Ts
IT Is A COLD day when the coli
Cnel doesn't swat q Judge before
breakfast ,annihilate q candidate for
governor before lunch. and dispatch
the Tammany Tiger 10 tear Wall
Street ere he %retires TO his slumber-
Gus couch and let's the country run
itself during the night
GEORGE JUDSON KING win do
us q favor 20 send us even a small
fragment OF that "black flag of priv
ilege," mailed to the statehood mast
by the political pirates at Santa Fe
should like II rs q souvenir to
put IN cur collection, and as a pleas
memento OF one Of the most ac-
complished romancers now eXtant.
sTs
READ GOOD BOOKS" and plenty
of tnem,' is Mr.. koosevelt's admoni-
ton TO the boys and girls. IL is not
TO imagine the books he has in
mind; such splendid standard works
as african Gam Trails "Porcu-
pines / Have Perforated. and "Roose-
Unabridged Revision and Inn /
provement OF the Ten Command |
ments.''
THE EVENING paper intimatcs
the morning organ of the
is changing out the red flag |
Of yellow dog journalism We were
unaware that the Anarchist was IS
a morning edition, but the color |
Is interesting. Adding this TO |
It's black flag. the organ, green with
rnVy and feeling rather blue grows
purple in the visage as IT chases the
THE NEXT MORMON trek win be
from Utah 60 Mexico. Agents Of the |
have purchased over "a hun
thousand acres i'm the state of
Coahuila. and the new settlers have
the assurance of President Diaz that
polygamy and other practices Of the
church viii not be interfcred with.
The Latter Day Saints win have tho /
privileges as the ordinary every
day sinner.