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The Lamar register., 1910-05-04
a "Crisis."

A mother of a seven-year-old lad
was daily expecting a visit from the
stork. and found the little fellows con-
duct so annoying that his father was
called upon to interfere.
Bobby" said papa. mamma Is quite
III, and we are afraid that II you
are not a better boy and mind your
mother. II will bring on n crisis. Now.
my boy. perhaps you don't know what
a crisis is"
oh, yes. do. papa" said Bobby.
blithely. Its either boy or n GIRL
Judge.
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Companion Pieces Of a Painting In the
Frankfort Museum 10 In
America.

One Of the most widely-known COL
lectors Of old masters in this country
recently has acquired from the Enrich
galleries two canvases for his collec-
ton. These are Portraits of Frau
Urmiller and Daughter" by Suabian
master Of about 1895. and a Portrait
Of a Venetian Lady," by Bernadino
Licinio (about 1540).
Especially interesting in connection
with the example of early South Ger
man portraiture is the fact that 1t is
the companion piece to a painting in
the Frankfort museum, representing
Herr Urmiller and son. Until four or
five years ago the Frankfort work was
always attributed to and admired as a
Holbein. The latest criticism, how
ever. has attributed the painting to
The Lamar register., 1910-05-04

Eyes" says the man with the shaggy
eyebrows. we have. phonograph.
We've got several Italian grand opera
records, and last week I discovered a
way to make their reproduction abso-
lutely perfect"
'Indeed?" asks the man with the
purple nose. What is it?"
Il rub a little garlic on the record
before 1t is played. 80
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DTfW~s


scruples about coercing peoples serv-
ants away. but few of us have any
conscience regarding institutions or
orporations-witness the way we
beat railroads and street car compan-
les when we can-so | called up the
club, and about eight o'clock Thomas
Johnson came to see me. Poor
Thomas!
Well, 1t ended by my engaging
Thomas on the spot. at outrageous
wages. and with permission to sleep
in the gardeners lodge. empty since
the house was rented. The old man
he was whitc-haired and little
stopped. but with an immense idea of
his personal dignity-gave me his
reasons hesitatingly.
Il amt sayin' nothing, Mis- Innes.'
he said. his hand on the door-knob, but
there's been goin's-on here this las
few months as amt natchal. 'Tain't
one thing an faint another-it's Jest
door squealin' here, an a winder
closing there, but when doors an
winders gets to cuttin' up capers and
there's nobody nigh 'em, it's time
Thomas Johnson sleeps somewhar's
else"
Liddy, who seemed to be never
more than ten feet away from me that
night. and was afraid of her shadow
in that great barn of a place. screamed
little. and turned a yellow-green.
But | am not easily alarmed.
1t was entirely in vain I represented
to Thomas that We were alone. and
that he would have to stay in the
house that night. He was politely
firm. but he would come over early
the next morning. and If gave him a
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A Famous Picture Matched

some unknown but extraordinary mas
ter who painted in the neighborhood
of Augsburg in the first half of the
sixteenth century.
Licinio, whose work consists prin.
cipally of portraits and family groups
worked during the greater part of his
life in Venice and indicates the in
fiuence of Titan. Examples of his pic
lures are found in the principal gal
leries Of Europe. The delicacy of out
line. richness of color and purity OF
condition make the picture recently
acquired from the Enrich galleries a
notable example OF Licinia's work.
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Was Taking No Chances.

Once upon a time a fond mother
disapproved of her daughter marrying.
This was the more awkward because
the young lady had picked the young
man out. Also he had wealth. And
the mother, who was widowed. had
not the wherewithal to furnish her
daughter with the variety Of frocks
and things which her youthful heart
craved. Il might not object to the
man so much" said the mother one
evening. III you would only let me
see him. But here is a man whom
have never set eyes on. and yet ole
whom you insist on taking for hus-
band. don't understand such Sc
crecy," The daughter replied: III
| ever introduced him you'd insist on
marrying him yourself"
The Lamar register., 1910-05-04

Mayor Reyburn of Philadelphia. at q
dinner given him by the Boost club
said of New York politician:
But he is better than he appears &c
be. In that respect he resembles Bill
and Jim Cox.
bill and Jim Cox were brothers
They lived in Philadelphia. Their
mother. an aged Reading woman. used
to say of them:
"'Oh, yes. William and James is do
ing very well. VIII is an impostor and
James is a malefactor.' ~
AS a matter of fact" the mayor
concluded. the two men were respect.
lively an upholsterer and a manufac.
turer In rather a large way OF trade. "
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CHAPTER ~.
A Link CuH.Button.

Liddy's knees seemed to give away
under her. Without sound she sank
down. leaving me staring at the win
dow in petrified amazement. Liddy
began to moan under her breath. and
in my excitement reached down and
shook her
Stop It," / whispered. It's only a
woman-maybe a maid OF the Arm
strongs' Get up and help me find the
door" She groaned again. Very
WE'LL said. then I'll have to leave
you here. I'm going"
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ROOSEVELT CALLS COWBOY
Former President Asks Capt. Seth
Bullock. Friend Of Plains, to
Meet Him.

Deadwood. s. D.-Captain Seth Bull
lock. who received letter from Theo-
dore Roosevelt asking him to Join the
ex-president in London about May 2.
is United States marshal OF South
Dakota and has had a picturesque ca
reer. He has figured in many sensa.
tional encounters and never got the
worst of 1t. At President Roosevelt's
Inauguration he led n company OF
The Lamar register., 1910-05-04
RUNS G0SSIPLESS VILLAGE
w. H. Smith. statistician Of Owens
willie, Ind, Issues Book Which
Stops Town Talk.

Evansville. Ind. Owensville. a
town of 1900 people. a few miles
northeast of here, is said to be gos-
sipless village where people attend
strictly to their own business and
where talking over the back fences"
is a thing of the past.
This condition was brought about
The Lamar register., 1910-05-04

Life and accident insurance com.
panies have put the ban on aviators.
1t was not SO long ago that a number
of the big companies were up in the
air themselves. and they know 1t is a
DANGEROUS situation.
The Lamar register., 1910-05-04

How did Jones get those two black
eyes?'
Hunting accident"
"Why-how?"
He was hunting trouble and I hap
pened to meet him. Lead
err.
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Poets Wife-My husband read this
poem at public celebration before
thousands OF people Alas, it was the
last poem he ever wrote.
Publisker&I see:-Did they lynch him
or shoot him?-Leslie's Weekly.
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The following dialogue took place
between two very small boys on their
way home from Sunday school:
Willie-Where is my soul?
Bobby-It isn't any place; It's Just
air.
willie-How can It go to heaven
when it's just air?
Bobby-Why. your body goes, too.
Willie-Bones and all?
Bobby-Yes. everything but your
clothes.
The Lamar register., 1910-05-04

Black Hills Cow punchers" and has
been a close friend of the expresi.
dent since the early sos.
The Lamar register., 1910-05-04

As I looked it darted across the YER
anda and out OF sight in the darkness.
The Lamar register., 1910-05-04

Always keep Imagination under con-
troll
The Lamar register., 1910-05-04

Doctor-Now. Johnny. stick out your
tongue and let me see 1t.
Johnny-Not on your life. The last
time I stuck out my tongue at you
got lickin' for II.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29
OFFICERS ARE
Chief DUELISTS
ITALIAN TENORS AND GERMAN
ARMY OFFICERS CHIEF PA
TRONs OF CODE AND BOTH
RUN TO COSTUMES AND
CLOTHES.

The European duel dies hard. And
the American understanding of the
duel has never been born.
The chief patrons of the code
would appear to be just now Italian
tenors and German officers. Both
Of these run to costume, and it
sometimes seems as if the duelling
spirit might be largely matter Of
clothes. 1t is the craven civilian, in
ulster and billycock hat, who, as
Jerome X. Jerome says, hides be-
hind the lamppost and calls for the
police
But the persistence Of the duel
may be explained on more serious
grounds This can be done without
laying too great stress on the be-
lated mediaevalism of European
society or even on the code of honor
proper to military caste.
The bane of the "better" sort of
Continental is fussy, touchy amour
propre. He has never had a free
spell to give and take in the tonic
air of democracy. He is actuated
first and foremost by class feeling;
what he has to do is not to meet the
requirements of general public
opinion, but to satisfy the narrow,
artificial standards of his own par
ticular set. Nothing" says Henry
James lucidly "can compensate one
for the loss of the distinguished con
sideration of one's own circles"
What the code-ridden European
wants is a larger circle. With the
development of the democratic spirit
that circle will enlarge Touchiness
and variety will be disciplined the
fantastic excesses of privilege will be
curtailed, and the cables may con-
cern themselves with other matters
which will be as picturesque as
dueis, perhaps, and rather more inn
portant.-Chicago Record-Herald.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29
a generous response

Bro Frank Dairy means wen in him.
opportunity things needing be said
save any for politicians
politicians doing things in Oregon for several and
ballot the politicians
repeatedly away them:
a
the Politicians and they do not to be really grateful
Practices act for the politicians and
they do not appreciate that
people politicians
are afraid the people will cut their own throats
premium
commission the politicians relieved the
selrespecns politicians every
predicated upon high CD
The politicians who assemble in the legislature things
each other a Jolly respectable lot
on neutrality-suspicious. "dong things.
The few created Jobs that amount to $780,
600 permanent burdens the taxpayers politicians doing
Bro Daey must have great
suggested asking the people FOR something good"
peculiar public
They expect man to run after them spend what the office
is worth them his time loss and then be
TO make the candidate
enough buy merely to get the nomination
whyoOmbe eorspelled
then defeated by
But said the Practices act does not apply nominations
You all wish spend 10 get nominated comply
afraid to doing things
better to figure with the people themselves
We would not advise spend nickel cigar to get
naion election office under the
office Of things
De Q, the people or dishonest a on Officials a.,
energy and making aenoes to establish principles but few do IL
learn elect represent principles and into effect
ideals
The people dicarding the ewardng office
spend money to corrupt franchises,
What the machine wants is for Governor who puts big
political gets himself all tangled
corporations
20 OF machine
The doing when they
lot OF "going after something good"
the the controlling
sylock sd There land rats and water rats thieves
he Land Thieves and water Thieves are ready to do things fer
bdding-om 10 governor.
people this licking
the politicians that
ngs u.s.
Lake the them with you.
they usually DO Ii bad, they should be defeated.
What ha that he
Oregon poitioansG
had him
ne would turn the tender mercy Of the
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29
MT. ANGEL
SOCIETY an
NIVERSARY
THE ST. JosEPHs BENEFIT
ORDER VIII OBSERVE IT'S
SECOND BIRTHDAY WITH A
FESTIVAL.

The st. Joseph's Kranken Inter
stuetzungs Verein of Mt. Angel will
celebrate the second anniversary OF
it's organization on Sunday, May 1st
with an elaborate program. At ten
a. m. there will be religious service
at the parish church, with a special
sermon by Rev. p. Schmidt, o. p.
The special choir music will be un-
der the direction of Rev. Placidus,
o. S. b., one of the most celebrated
musical directors in the west. At
three p. m. there will be an excur-
sion to the college on top of Mt.
Angel. At $3.50 there will be a
banquet for the members and visi-
tors at the Mt. Angel hotel. At
eight p. IN. there will be a public
program at the city hall Follow
ing is the program:
"Das ist der Tag des Hefrn," by the
Mt Angel and Salem Gesang
Vereins.
Address of welcome by Frank Krom-
berg.
"Saengergrusz," by the Salem Ge-
sang Verein.
German Farce in one act.
Die Quelle," by the Mt. Angel &c
sang Verein.
Address, Col. e. Hofer, President
Salem German Society.
"Deutsches Lied, by the Salem
Maennerchor.
Komischer Vortrag, Won Weber
"Jaegerlust," by the Salem Maen-
nerchor.
Comedy, I'm Hotel zum Goldenen
Esel."
Address, by Rev. p Schmidt, o. P.
Doppel Maennerchor Salem and Mt.
Angel.
This will be a big day in Mt.
Angel, and about thirty of the mem
bers of the Salem society will at
tend as well as German Americans
from Portland and other places in
western Oregon.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29
ENJOY YOUR MEALS
BY Simply Eating a Little Pleasant
Tablet After Each of Them.
A Tablet Digests Meal, Trial
Package Free,

A Tablet Digests a Meal, Trial
Package Free.
When digestion is perfect the
fluids necessary to this process come
naturally TO the aid of the stomach.
They are of right proportion and do
their work speedily and we'll. When
indigestion and dyspepsia are preva-
lent, these same juices come slowly
If at all, are weak and insufficient or
are filed with strong acids and al
kalies.
When such a condition exists each
meal is a hardship upon the digest
i've organs. The meal should
strengen the juices. hut on the con
trary it weakens them, so that man
by the very act of eating causes con-
ditions to arise which OF themselves
bring him pain and loathing for the
next meal.
BY eating one of Stuart's Dyspep-
sia Tablets you mix the tablet with
your saliva and 1t goes into your
stomach a strong, vigorous nuid.
many times more powerful that the
natural digestive Juices. These tab
let's are made up from natural vege-
tables and fruit essences and ara
composed from Hydrastios, Golden
Seal, LaotoNe, Nux. Aseptie Pepsin
and Jamaica Ginger. There is the
formula and one grain of 1t will d.
gest 5000 grains OF food in any
stomach. Beside .digesting the food
Il wiz give the blood the power to
enrich the digestive fluids so after a
time nature win take care OF itself
Though you have no stomach trou-
BILE one OF these tablets after each
meal is a powerful assistance 20 ma
ture and Is an excellent habit 70
make.
Go 70 any druggist and ask his
opinion OF stuart's Dyspepsia Tab
lets. We viii abide his answer g
he ben an honest man. They sell
for soc per package. Send us your
name and address and we will send
you a trial package by mail free
Address +. A. Stuart Co, 15o Stuart
Ridg.. Marshall, Mich.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29
SPORT BRIEFS


Claude Ritchey. the ex-Pirate, has
caught on with the Louisville team.
Evidently no mistake about Mid
get Browning of the Tigers being
some pitcher
Outside Of Addie Joss, the Cleve-
land pitchers seem to be unable to
find their bearings.
Larry Mclean is back with the
Cincinnati club under a behave-or-
Punishment sort of contract.
Dode Criss, the champion pinch
hitter of the Browns, is still there
with the needed wallop.
The Cotton States League found
the secret of happiness. reorganized
and is playing ball once more.
The Doves must have sprined
their "winningstuffs in taking
those two first games from the
Giants.
Billy Maloney, the former Brook
lyn-Chicago player. has Joined, the
West End semiprofessional team of
Chicago.
Outfielder Oakes of the St. Louis
Cardinals is on the hospital list with
blood-poisoning contracted from a
stocking.
When Johnny King and Mike
Donlin get back in the game the
National Commission can wind up its
affairs and go out of business.
It is said that Manager Jennings
of Detroit wants to get Jack Klei-
now from New York. Hugh must be
"leary" of his catching department.
In Pittsburg they placed the
wrong numerals on the pennant and
then hoisted it upside down. Guess
that will make Pirate fan spit over
his little finger.
Both the Red Sox and the Doves
have a Collins, and the only Jimmy
is in Providence, a short distance
from Boston. The name will always
sound good in the Hub.
COuul6 MACH > plICu6IS are uOluB
midsummer work and it looks as
if the White Elephant were out to
cause trouble for the other Ameri-
can League teams.
Ty Cobb is willing to bet that he
will not be put out of a game this
season for talking back to an UNI,
pire. "I'm deaf and dumb on the
field from now on" says Tyrus.
Jim Barry is back in Chicago and
declares that Langford can defeat
Jack Johnson.
Jim Burge, the Iron Man, died
recently of consumption in Sydney,
Australia.
Joe Thomas has arrived in Cali
fornia and started training for his
coming battle with Bill Papke.
Packey Mcfarland and Joe
Fletcher, the English welter will
box fifteen rounds in London, May 2.
Ad Wolgast wants 100000 to meet
Freddie Welsh. Ad must want to
get enough money together to buy a
couple of steaks.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29
cITY mssINa Irs oPPoRrUNITY.

delaying getting plant
bringing this city is losing its position of
this matter
putting down immense well to supply its
with its water supply and thus the
city loses once OF It's
asylum preparing put in
adequate
pure wate that institution.
by customers publicly owned water supply will
away
system, cut OF.
going two in securing to the
institutions the bust
ness city o secure-pure
welfare of
this along farther but
should to they do.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29
school Bonds.

Notice Is hereby given that the
Board of Directors of School District
No. "a, in Marion co nty, Oregon.
are to issue popular loan notes. in
sums not less than $50 each, and
amounting in the aggregate to s25,-
600 10 the bona fde resident citizens
of said district. Said notes are to be
issued and delivered on the 9th day
of May, 1910, and made payable on
or before ten years from date of is
sue, and are to bear interest at the
rate of per cent per annum, pay
able semi-annually. The books for
said loan are this day opened In the
ONCE of the district clerk of said dis
trict, at No. 3SS State street. Salem.
Oregon. and applications will be re-
ceiyed until noon of sAe 7th day of
May, 1910.
BY order of che Board o -ireetors
Dated this 9TH day OF April, 1910.
IL. A. JOHNSON, JR.
4-7-26t-d District Clerk.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29
President Van Hise to Speak.

Houston Texas, April 29.-To-
morrow the members of the North
ern Universities Alumni Association
are to gather in Houston for their
annual meeting. The feature of the
meeting will be the banquet in the
evening at which President Van
Hise of the University of Wisconsin
is to be the chief speaker President
Van Hise has chosen for his subject,
Higher Education in the South and
West"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29
PomerOy-schulze wedding.

st. Paul, Mimi, April 29.-Soci-
ETY. in New York, Chicago, Denver,
Indianapolis and several other cities
will be represented at the wedding
of Miss Louise Schulze, daughter of
MIR. and Mrs. Theodore A. Schulze of
this city, and Theodore Pomeroy, son
OF Mrs. C. King Pomeroy of Chicago,
which will take place tomorrow
afternoon in st. Johns Episcopal
Church.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29
Resi- Treatment for colds.

Most ordinary colds will yield to
the simplest treatment" says the
Chicago Tribune, "moderative laxa-
tives, hot foot baths, a free perspir
alton and an avoidance of exposure
to cold and wet after treatment" ="
While this treatment is simple, it
requires considerable trouble, and
the one adopting it must remain in
doors for a day or two, or a fresh
cold is almost sure to be contracted
and in many instances pneumonia
follows. Is it not ',eCter to pin your
faith to an old reliable preparation
like Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
that Is famous for its cures of colds
and can always be depended upon9
For sale by all good druggists.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29

Any lady reader of this paper will
receive. on request. q clever "No.
Drip" Coffee Strainer Coupon privil-
ege, from DR.. Shoop, Racine, Wis.
1t is silver-plated, very pretty and
positively prevents al dripping OF tea
or coffee. The Doctor sends II, with
his new free book on Health Cof-
fee" simply to introduce this clever
substitute for real coffee. DR.. Shoop's
Health Coffee Is gaining its great
popularity because Of: first, its ex
qulsite taste and flavor; second. its
absolute healthfulness; third, its
economy X 10. 25o fourth, its
convenience. No tedlus 20 to 80
minutes boiling. Made in a min
ute" says DR.. Shoop, Try it at your
grocer's for q pleasant surprise. j.,
W. Harritt.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29
Watch for the Comet.

The Red Dragon OF the sky
Watch the children for spring coughs
and colds, Careful mothers keep
Foley's Honey and Tar in the house.
II Is the best and safest prevention
ana cure for Group where the need
Is urgent and immediate relief a
vital necessity. It's prompt use has
saved many lives. Contains no Opl
ates or harmful drugs. The genuine
the name. Foley's Honey and Tar
and refuse substitutes. j. c. Perry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29
Genernl Miles Retter.

Washington, April 2S.-General
Nelson A. Miles, who was thrown from
his horse, while riding in Patomac
park, and severely injured, is much
improved today One rib was broken
but his physicians say he received no
internal injuries.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29

Tulsa, Oklahoma, April 29.-The
cases of Governor Haskell of Okla
homa and four other defendants
charged with conspiracy to defraud
in handling Muskogee town lots,
will come up for trial Monday before
the United States district court now
in session at Tulsa
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29
THE CIRCuS

acrobat finds It necessary at all times
to keep his muscles and joints sup
pie That is the reason that hun
dreds OF them keep a bottle of Bal
lard's Snow Liniment always on
hand sure cure for rheumatism.
cuts, sprains, sore throat, lame back,
contracted muscles. corns. bunions
and all pains. Price 25c, soc and
$1.OO per bottle. Sold by all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29
One Conductor Who Was Cured.

Mr.. Wilford Adams is his name,
and he writes about it.-"Some time
ago l was confined TO my bed with
chronic rheumatism. used two
bottles of Foley's Kidney Remedy
with good effect, and the third bot
tie put me on my feet and l re-
sumed work as conductor on the
Lexington, KY, Street Railway. II
gave me more relief than any medl-
cine I had ever used. and Il will do
all you claim In cases OF rheuma'
tism." Foley's Kidney Remedy
cures rheumatism by eliminating the
uric acid from the blood ], C
perr-.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29
rrealaent RooaeveIt say.

that outdoor exercise Is needed BY
the American people, That's all very
WELL but how can people with rheu-
matism follow that adviceg The
answer Is simpleus Bailard's Snow
LiRiment and the rheumatism will
20; leaving you as spry as colt
Gives quick and permanent relief
from rheumatism, neuralgia. lame
back and all pains, sold BY an
dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29

Nineteen women and 1S men have
won scholarships in the upper classes
at Cornell this year, Some Of the
boys viii regard this as another
strong reason why co-education
should cease.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-04-29
THE POLITICIAN SHOULD NOT BE IGNORED
tFrom the Harney County News.

The politicians ignore Col Hofer Of the Salem
Journal when thinking of candidates for office The
wieds vigorous pen and he keeps his close
to the ground he knows what tckles the fancy or
rouses the combativeness the ordinary voter Then
travelling in the interest of Oregon de-
velopment any in the state and has made
friends everywhere, whenever the Colonel takes
notion to ask the people for something good
generous response