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The Cairo bulletin., 1910-04-05
uLLlN.
April 4.


Mr.. and Mrs. T. N. Henley of Don
COLA visited with B. H. Anderson anC
family Sunday.
j. e. Thornton of Anna, was trans
acting business in Ullin Saturday.
Mr.. Ridder, the real estate man ot
Mt. Carmel H., visited his son JacH
Ridder and wife the latter part of last
week.
G. j. Heilig of Jonesboro. was in
Ullin Saturday looking after the
farming implement business.
The schools of Ullin will close
Tuesday (today.) There are no grad.
yates this year so the prigram will
have none of the graduating features
and is as follows;
lnyoeation-Rev. W. Z. Bush.
Song--Miss Helen Downs.
instrumental music Messrs. J. G.
Hemenway. ]. Warsaw and Mrs. ]. G.
hemenway.
Address, Things That Help
Prof. w. B. Davis, of S. !. N. U.
Song-Miss Helen Downs.
Instrumental music-Messrs. J. G.
Hemenway, j. Warsaw and Mrs. J.
G. Hemenway.
The school has been one of the
most successful ever taught in Ullin
and the sentiment is general that
PROT Kelley should De secured for
the ensuing year.
Miss Bankston of Pulaski is visit,
ing Ullin friends this week
Mr.. and Mrs. Glen Baggot and
Miss Helen Downs attended church
in Dongola Sunday night on account
Of the baccalaureate sermon to the
pupils of the graduating class.
Juite a party of young people from
UIiin called upon Mr.. and Mrs. Chas.
Britt Sunday afternoon and had a
pleasant time. Mr. and Mrs. Britt
knowing OF the famisned condition
u their guests had prepared a
repast Of which all par
took with much zeal and many
thanks for the hospitality Of their
losts.
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DISOROERLY HOUSES
inmates Arrested Arraigned--Cases
Continued--Another Com.
planned About.

The white carpenter and negro
woman who were arrested Saturday
night on Twentieth street west or
Walnut, were taken from the county
jail yesterday to Justice jenkins
court, where they asked for con
tinuance to April 7th. The white
man and negro woman who were ar
rested Thursday night were taken
from a house on Seventh street near
Jefferson, not Seventeenth street as
was stated. There is another house
on Seventh street about which neigh
bors are complaining. Some of them
say they are awakened at any and all
hours at night by knocks on their
doors, by parties trying to locate the
object of their search.
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$1,000 FOR old JUNK
Sum Paid by Dealer For Machinery
# In Old Power House on Ninth
Street.

Seven thousand dollars worth OF
junk is being hauled away by ).
Goodman, the junk man. from the old
plant Of the Cairo Electric Light and
Power Co. on Ninth street.
The above amount was paid by Mr..
Goodman for all the old electric ma
chinery, copper wire, brass, wrought
and cast iron contained in the build
ing. The work of moving the mater
ial out Of the building began yester-
day. The junk is being hauled to t.e
Illinois Central depot where it will be
loaded into cars for shipment.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-04-05
Saved From The Grave.

II had about given UP hope. after
nearly four years of suffering from q
severe lung trouble" writes Mrs. M
l.. Dix, of GAINESVILLE, Tenn. "Often
the pain in my chest would be almost
unbearable and could not do any
work, but DR.. Kings New Discovery
has made me feel like new person.
Its the best medicine made for the
throat and lungs" Obstinate coughs,
stubborn colds, hay fever, la grippe,
asthma, Group, bronchitis and hem
orrhages, hoarseness and whooping
cough, yield quickly to this wonderful
medicine. Try it, SOC and $1.00. Guar
anteed by all druggists.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-04-05
The Call Of The Blood

for publication, finds voice In PIN
pies, boils, sallow complexion, a
iaundiced looks, moth patches and
blotches on the skinall signs Of liv-
err trouble. But DR.. Kings New Life
Pills make rich, red blood; give clear
skin, rosy cheeks, fine complexion,
health. Try them. Csc at all drug
gists.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-04-05
PUsLlc SALE.

he personal property of the late
n A. Bourgeois, deceased, Will be
on the 18th and 5th days of
ii, 1910. In the forenoon OF Mon
the 4th, at the corner of Four
18th street and Washington ave.
|: in the afternoon of said day at
homestead or Garden place near
sissippi leyee. and on Tuesday
5th, on the farm in the Drainage
Erict.
GUS BOURGEOIS,
Administrator.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-04-05

What's all this talk about the father
of newspapers few centuries back?
The first newspaper was published and
circulated by julius Caesar 1 sup.
pose the Chinks will now claim a beat
on Julius. the father Of newspapers
New York Sun.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-04-05

NEWS FROM OUR NEIGHBOURS
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

on and two children, Mr.. and Mrs.
Fred Culp and Mr. and Mrs. Jno
.Culp. all of this city, also Mr. E. L,
Grain, of Villa Ridge, were present.
W. w. Williams. Of prestonburg,
Ky, Is the guest of his Uncle, DR..
Geo. B. Howard, on Third street.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-04-05
Sunday Niuht.

The Time, the Place and the Girl
will be offered at the Cairo opera
house Sunday night This play Is a
story with music, fairly bubbling and
sparkling with witty lines, clever
plot and many popular and catchy
airs. Prices rs, SO, rs 81 and $3.50
Seats on sale Saturday.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-04-05

bona fide corporation in which such
railroad is stockholders.
Mr.. Crawford declared his hearty
approval of the sections Of the bill
requiring shippers to supply written
statements OF rates; authorizing the
interstate commerce commission to
begin proceedings upon its initiative
and requiring detailed reports BY
common carriers.
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NOTICE.

The members of the Seventh Orr
entail Club are requested to meet
Tuesday night at the Club rooms,
Thirtyfourth and Sycamore streets.
Initiation and good time promised
all who attend.
=. J. .BRACKEY, Pres,
HARRY GRENWALT, Sec.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-04-05
DISCRIMINATION
WINS s : y

In every walk in life discrimination between the true
and the false wins and enjoys In questions OF
form, of style and of values whether financial commercial
or medicinal the judgement of the and women who
select and appreciate and utilize the true and genuine
product most profitable and most satisfactory to
themselves and to all who follow them.
Therefore in connection with important subject as
the physical welbeing of the people, the most eminent
physicians insist full information to the wholesome
nature and truly beneficial character of the component
parts Of the remedies used and prescribed Them and the
wise manufacturer not only supplies them with the
knowledge desired but also combines for them in proper
proportions the substances most approved by them
and omts every Objectionable substance The worldwide
acceptance Of Syrup Of Figs and Elixir Of SIENNA by ply
scans and the wellnomed Of the world as the best Of
family laxaves is due to the universal satisfaction which
1t has given for than quarter of century and also
to the fact that is remedy Of known quality and known
component parts and to the further fact that the California
Fig Syrup Co. presents it to the world simply the ideal
strengthening laxative to cleanse and sweeten the
system gently yet effectualy and to dspe colds and
headaches and to assist in overcoming constipation To
get its beneficial effects always buy the original and
genuine for sale by all leading druggists The full
Of the company California Fig Syrup Co.'s always
plainly printed on the front Of every package.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-04-05
DIpIomacy,

The wife OF man who came home
late insisted upon reason. When !
60 out without you," he said. Il do not
enjoy myself half as much and It takes
me twice MS long Success Magazine.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-04-05
Ex-coNeREssMAN DIES.

Mortified, Mimi, April 4.--Joel r.
Uearwole, formerly a member OF con.
Press from the third Minnesota die-
trict. died this afternoon Of bright
disease. As
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-04-05

commercial avenue business prop
for sale. Adjoining new Interur.
station building occupied by Ma
N a. Bucher, wagon makers. G..
Eichenberger.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-04-05

Time Teiis Everything.
Time will discover everything to
posterity: It Is a babbler and speaks
even when no question Is put Eurlpi.
ces.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-04-05

HICKORY STOVE WOOD si.sa..
III lOad. stove afse. delivered Hsth
hssss Ciasf- uanfsrt1 HxhlIs ~
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-04-05

People do not always realize the
value Of small sums Of money that
have been sometimes the seeds OF for.
tunes.
The Cairo bulletin., 1910-04-05
BILL HAS OVER 100

Concluded from First Page.)
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-01-18

barre bIep oct, oa 2obsbanocn iff,
tom inb til apcIostib.
gun tiIbrogtc rcaIe uroIise Nat
tetimcr. 5ru IranaeI bred iifts
SGnoer angit ~ % tpeoc mo
9oSicns Stle.
Sab os beoc for Dem til Sub
Grue, iagoc Waoame ariitenien =
tog fin SoImeboG % begpnote at Init
gsnner FOR be iisfarenbe, meocns
Grn @raHseI IGite efter n,eo ffi9I'
peroc 2Gber.
Sma tog Oct mco en- Gang | Stin'
b6ren, % 2oSien trooote mo, fuLgi
at anne aatrine; ban ioa Iiot Iir
no % bergte fin Sr9ie % SpSoeii
fra fig; Slime 2atrine iaa ND til al
bore menem at Ie % sraoe.
Snbe I Stiten peo Sioen al bsrte
man urge Sr. @ran9eI tltmIe MOI
@sbIerne | Rsrfet, % SrueH itpr.
teoe inc for at omfapne fin Ssn.
Nan bsrte benbe nbgpbe en- Strsm
af mooerIiee Somentatiorer - mi.
lisens fo~ranIeoiget loeb ben unge
Serres berortgereoc Toilette og tom.
tie Iibt blesnebbeoe uSfeenbe; men
fra bente bsrte man intet anbet, emo
at ban imel1em Iigeiom fnmrreoe
Snif Snaf, Mutter!
Den fsleenbc Woreen bar bet ao-
finis Rumfteren inSe hos Waoume
ariiteniens gnoegieiter; man bsrte
ben iinge Serre abifiaig mere bsirs.
itet, enb ban bnooe ppret ON @fte.
ten inaffe ON SilebuI, Rnpnefroe
.o.i.p., bpor ingen anSre ififfeIige
Wenneifer fom - og en- Stltno efter
tom ben itnse Serres 6rrgfor inc %
betalte "0tooumen" benbes Siisleie.
De taobe beitemt iig til at reiie neO
Wiooaosbampifibet.
Oct Dor iarScIig en- foitbar Sor.
nsielie for Sri,en at betaIe 100 &rp.
ner for De fiorten Gage, iasoe Ma-
oome 9riiienien - bun itoo Der me-.
item ifamfiilo meb Den rsbe Sunbre.
froneieSoel | Soanben.
Sa - men iaa I9rte ies Ssunife
at l9ie Sa6crpor poa aisbet, iosbe
2obien og 10 paa fin breOe seinptIige
Rauoe.
gme aatrine fan bepi6ne oct!
Or DC. life iaubt, gnne aatrine2
Wen Slime aotrine bapbe life ole.
ne bsrt urge Sr. @rmtgeI Ieie ia,
berpor % bebe for fig; men bun
bapbe feet bonn fraple omfring iaa
lipreo og bufeIig, at bun iprutebe no
| en- uimooitoaelig Sotter, iom broete
Wooome &riitenien til at lie meb -
enboa bun bperfen bapoe ieet eller
bsrt rnse Sr. @raneel Ieie 6aoer.
Dor.
90 foo putteoe bun be bunorebe
8roner neo / fin Somobeiftiffe, me.
bens bun tGnfte poo, at Sriien ogiaa
bupoe foaet noget for Beugene. Sun
boobe left | 9snnebogen for benSe,
meoens ariiterien bapbe I9rt Ssn.
men at leie Saoeroor.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-01-18

ban isseHert riurot ole Sorpebouer.
ne % ipurste ON griferne pdn acp.
i~'efsmiOler. Seq ter boI0e pao,-.
lasoe en- Song en- al bans GnbeSs-
meno, ~ot Dor aOfov paa en- grif
tierioer Rriferne poa 9Ga toopef i
gotignoaes iom | apnitontinopeI.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-01-18

Seilfan % begge Htertte, bet flfn bn
ct oprigtigt Denffab, Der forbano
benz; bun reifte biern, o. be bar me
get beproeoe peo afffeoen; men fsri
efter aoifiIleIien I9rte be at forito,
bereS GefeIfers faioe Notur. 8 Il
Sienlano tGufte bun beItanoig pat
i'm fi9re Ben, o. piftnof msotes Be
res SafIter, ffisnt bans bar ftqrf
optagne at Sorg ober bans uIpffe
Iise Stiuing o. af WdfIen meaen
9biI og Saab ON at funne afrpit
fine 2Gnfer; iaa bet foa 10 belt for
fpilet no for BAN.
aaret efter reifte ben tnge Gam,
after til Rom, og bum fon, iom mar
flyer, | Dem eIIepte Sime. 5roos
GIaoen ODER at eienie fin 9eninbt
bar Breften fort fortpiIet; bans so
relate bapbe befteutt at ienoe ban
iom Misiionrr til aina, og bans sIf
reiie ffulbe finoe Steo ON rtogle fac
Gage, bet afbang mi at bans Sfrif
tefaoer, Der bar pda Gmbeosreiie
men bpis Siemfomit pentebes fro
Gag til Dag.
Nii bar CODE Raa6 6pre! Man II
ger 10, at &i9rlisbeoen er opfino'
fom; mert man buroe tiIfpie, at Del
for set meite er a%pinoerne, iom ip9rf'
letter "Opiinoelierne"; Der bar Del
pirteIig apinben, Der itrar bar pac
bet &ene meo, bpao Der ifuloe gis'
reg.
Seq fienber life ben iinge DANES
aIber eller Sormuesomit9noi9beoer'
men ieg mao antags, at bun baaoe
bar mpnoig oe noeenlunoe pelbapen'
De for at fitnne fatte og giennenfsrs
en- iaa briItig Ylan; ben gialot intel
min6re END en- gortfsrelie.
De aftaIte MI, at ban n9ite Dag
ifrtIoe iorIaoe 8Ioitret paa ben Sio.
ban pleieoe at eaa no; bun ifnloe
imiolertio isrge for en- cipil Sragi
til BAN og boloe en- 0roife | 8ereo'
ifab paa ct aftalt Steo. Oct lpffe'
bes, og ] itraft aarrisre fisrte DC
ben til Ell gammel 8eninoe, Der bao'
be lopet at bore Dem bebi9lpelig
Der Ififteoe ban 9rast og iaa otter
@alop afites til S%ernbanen og meo
Ioaet til @eneoig, fsreno nion
RIoitret bapoe opoaget bans 6lngt.
8 8eneoig baooe ban Ell Spoger,
Iom life bette fin Suitrus og benz
oes Somilies ortbobore anifueli er,
men Iom oerimob bar en- meget trt'
fin6et Munb. Eli BAN tDeoe 8lpgt'
ningen, og Spogeren bolbt BAN
IfiuIt, inbtil olt bar oronet til bans
afreiie. Saa orog Dor Self Noro
paa til "Sribeo % 2pffe", og lam
beoe / ct at De tire l~farolnaotlte Saioe'
(ifslge NIT Sefte Tiger le9 lffe potl'
fet) bpor ban mobtoges al i'm Brne,
Der itrar efter bans 6lugt baooe for'
labt Iom og burtigit miilig naaet ID
Sicm. Sort Sib etter bolot De Srpl'
Iup og ioaleoes enoer Stltorien alt
iaa ganife iom I De lptfeli9e "onla'
uer.
Oct er imiolertio life noeftn9ei
moriomt aar no, aar inc, at sioe
8oaerne iom Romanbelt % Selftnoe
/ fin Ssoebp, bpor ale fienoer en-, oa
BET npgifte Sar reiIte oertor til Sp't'
lamb os buiate iis ! en- az De geer'
bpor Muiifen ret bar lit S1enl; Ger
leper De MI ! 5rpo os @ammerl' oa
ban arbeioer nleo filo araIl q u
nobanne, lit formentll9e&alenf Veaa'
ffe pinoer ban engang ct bersmi
Napn iom Wuiifer og aomporllt, o9
oct bill ban altiaa bopeola9eltg lfpioe
fin Silitrus &iGrligbeo og Dsrloes
Msob og Sanolefraft.
Seq mener, at oenne lille epliooe
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-01-18

gunssspmnaitif 8ientae 10 @ange
bnrtia eiter bperanbre: Sretten troo'
foe SrolStriDinser triDeSe trettentufino
irommetrinbe SpautsnSer til
Sraiars SrpIIeteaters Srnppetrtn.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1910-01-18

Remember, Emily, that cheap things
are not always bargains"
$50 | discovered, Alfred, when l mar
RED you"
The Colorado statesman., 1910-06-18
Try This, This Summer.

The very next time you're hot, tired
or thirsty, step up to a soda fountain
and get glass of Coca-Cola. 1t will
cool you off, relieve your bodily and
mental fatigue and quench your thirst
delightfully."-. At soda fountains or
carbonated in bottles-5c everywhere.
Delicious. refreshing and wholesome.
Send to the Coca-Cola Co., Atlanta,
Ca, for their free booklet THE Truth
About Coca-Cola." Tells what Coca
Cola is and why it is so delicious, re-
freshing and thirst-quenching. And
send &c stamp for the CocaCola Base
ball Record Book for 1910-contains
the famous poem Casey At The Bat"
records, schedules for both leagues
and other valuable baseball informa,
tion compiled by authorities.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-06-18
PROBE FOR THIRD DEGREE"
cation of Police Methods In
Getting Confessions.

Investigation into the methods of
the police of Chicago and other large
cities, organization Of their bluecoated
forces, exercise of the third degree"
and the character of the benevolent
protection societies the police have
formed, has been started by a special
committee of the United States senate
in Washington.
The committee, headed by Senator
Curtis of Kansas, is designated to act
under the Hepburn resolution recently
passed. Letters denouncing the police
methods in using the third degree"
upon suspects who cannot be moved
to confession or disclosures of facts by
the usual means have come to Chair
man Curtis from many cities. News
paper criticism of the extreme phases
of the third degree" have been show
cred upon the committee in the form
of clippings.
No inquiry recently attempted by
ment. 1t is evident from the communi-
cations received that there is gen.
eral demand for publicity upon police
methods to determine to what extent
force and extreme phases of punish
ment are used in the apprehension of
criminals or the forcing of witnesses
to testify.
The investigation will not stop at
the securing of some details Of third
degree" methods. The material now
in the hands of members of the com
mittee is of SO significant character
that it is impossible at the present
time to place limit upon the commit
tees activities.
1t is expected that before the inves
tigation is closed elaborate inquiries
will have been made into the organiza-
ton of the police forces of the large
cities and the real purpose of their
beneficial societies and comparative
facts prepared which will be urged
upon state legislatures as the basis for
new and uniform laws to govern police
methods.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-06-18
Mineral surveys Approved.

Denver.-The following mineral sur
veys approved by the United States
surveyor general for Colorado during
the month ending May 81. 1910: Sur
vey No. 19O4S, land district Denver,
name of claim Tenderfoot; 19049, Den
yer, Loach; 1899. Durango, Green
Mountain ct al; 1903S, Montrose Lau-
ra Belle; 19O51, Durango, Ore Fino:
1894, Durango, Monte Christie; 1000,
Garfield, Sarah; 19029. Leadville. Col
den Staff No. l ct al; 1902, Denver,
Midas; 19043, Denver. Medbury ct al.
1881, Denver, Counselor; 1904. Lead
vile, Little Orphan Annie ct al; 1905S,
A. and B., Denver. Tungsten King ct
al; 1900, Pueblo, Daisy ct al; 1908,
Denver. Rocky Mountain.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-06-18
For Proper Care of tuberculosis.


According to the National Associa-
ton for the Study and Prevention OF
tuberculosis, New York state leads
in the number of beds for consump-
tives provided up to May 1. with 5,476
beds; Massachusetts is second with
2,403 beds; Pennsylvania, third, with
2,347 beds; Colorado, fourth with 1,4S9
beds; and New Mexico fifth, with
1,104 beds. AS yet, not one state In
the country has made adequate pro-
vision for its consumptives. New
York has set itself the task of having
mo uncared-for tuberculosis in 1915"
and several cities in other parts OF
the country have adopted similar pro
grams. The National association
says that tuberculosis will not be
stamped out until all cases of this
disease are cared for either in their
homes or in institutions. With this
end in view, efforts will be made to
increase the number of hospital beds
in this country to at least $4,000 by
May 1, 1911.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-06-18

been definitely ascertained that the
song of the lady mosquito is produced
by her breathing-not through her
throat (for she has no physiological
equipment of that sort. such as we
possess). but through a pair of tubes
which have their external openings be-
hind the wings. Just inside of each Of
these openings is little strip OF a
very hard substance called "chitine." !"
which is made to vibrate by the air
passing through. II might be com
pared to a piece Of whalebone. fast at
one end and free at the other. The
vibrations OF this strip are what make
the music.
The gentleman mosquito Is harm
less to man. He is provided with no
surgical instruments wherewith TO
make a puncture. Apparently his prin-
cipal duty in life is that of a father.
But he has a very highly developed
taste for music. So well is he educa-
ted in this respect that he is able un'
erringly to recognize any lady of his
own species by her voice. And this is
an important matter. because differ
ent kinds of mosquitoes have voices
not at all alike. The song of the mala-
ria carrier, Anopheles. for example, is
a deep contralto-easily distinguish
able from the high soprano of the yell
low fever mosquito, stegomyia.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-06-18
state Sunday School Convention.

Denver.-With nearly every one OF
the 1,O31 delegates to the State Sun
day School convention present Tues
day night, Trinity church was packed
to the doors and the major portion OF
the delegates were not Denverites. 1t
is a non-sectarian convention embrac-
ing nearly all of the Protestant de-
nominations in the state. Over fifty
counties of the state are represented
and more are coming. Tuesday after
noon the Mems Bible class, about 275
strong, paraded in automobiles about
town taking in the principal sights
The purpose of tae convention is two
fold: To infuse new life into Sunday
school work and to increase the mem
bership. The convention in session
has voted to raise the membership OF
the association in Colorado to the 100,
600 mark within the next three years
The Colorado statesman., 1910-06-18
Would Change Old Party Names.


"If we could abolish and forget the
names Republican and Democrat
there would be a sweeping change in
political conditions in this country"
remarked Congressman Burleson of
Texas. IF we could supplant these
designations with the names Liberal
and Conservative which would rep
resent existing conditions, there would
be two useful parties and men could
shift from one to the other as he
favored liberal, progressive policy,
or a more conservative policy. If
those names could be changed there
would be such new alignment that
would make most sweeping change
in our itical'affiliations. There are
men calling themselves Republicans
now who have no place in that party
and the same is true of many Demo
Gratis. The great trouble now in poll
tics is that men are divided by names
when their thoughts and feelings run
in different grooves. 1t would be bet
ter for the country II we could have a
party of conservatism and a party of
liberal or progressive tendencies Such
party organizations would be more
likely to keep an even balance be.
cause there would be times of progres.
sive or liberal sentiment in the coun-
try and at other times the conserva-
tive sentiment would prevail"
The Colorado statesman., 1910-06-18
Unknown Hero Saves Life.

Eldorado Springs.-While enjoying
a plunge in the swimming pool Sun
day afternoon. Miss Avis c. Doebler,
stenographer employed at the Denver
Gas & Electric Company was seized
with cramps. The young woman was
unable to call for help and she went
under the water twice before young
man whose name could not be
learned, became apprised of her peril
GUS plight. Diving head foremost into
the pool, the young man swan to Miss
Doebler's assistance, Just as she was
going down for the thir2 time. After
considerable effort tie girls rescuer
placed her upon the side of the pool,
where it took thirty minutes to revive
her
The Colorado statesman., 1910-06-18
A. Touch of Sarcasm.

Mr.. Skinflint-(on receiving a dep
utation from his employes) Dwell,
what's the matter now?
Clerk spokesman I'VE want TO
be paid every week instead of every
month.
Mr.. S.-Ugh! You get all that's due
to you, don't you?
Clerk-Yes, sir.
Mr.. Sand promptly to day?
Clerk-Yes, sir.
Mr.. S.-Then, why do you want to
be paid weekly instead of monthly?
Clerk-Please, sir, it's because We
won't be gettin' the lumbago carryin'
home our wages s!-London Answers.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-06-18
At the Pop Concert.

The orchestra was playing The
Moonlight Sonata"
sweetheart" he cried, passionate.
ly, 81 have loved you ever since you
were a child. l have longed for the
sweet companionship of such a wom-
an as you ever"
Shut up, will you?" came a roar
from the seats at the rear. 1--WE want
to hear the music"
shut up yourself" retorted the
young man. "They advertise this as
a pop concert and I'm going to pop
or bust!"
Then, turning to the fair maiden at
his side. he began again.-Harper's
Weekly.