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Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-05-21
SICK HEADACHE

Probably comes from disordered
stomach or a sluggish liver. Medical
men .ell us that the liver is natures
garbage collector. II it does not work
properly, the system is poisoned with
the unhealthy matter that is diverted
into the blood instead of passing OF
In the natural way. "TISIT" is a
positive relief for this condition. caus-
ing almost Immediately activity of
the liver and bowels in safe, easy
manner
Eaten like candy-no gripping A
weeks treatment 10c. For sale and
by AL druggists and
J. c. GORSUCH & co.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-05-21
PHILLIPS LINE.

Past steamer POKONOKET leaves
rior a every MONDAY. "Wednesday and
Friday S.fs q. m. Tor Petersburg AMI
James River landings. Every Tues
day. THURSDAY and Saturday Tor NJ
folk al gao .. n rrcight and pas
senesr sols,itod. =. CliRisTItN.
Axerf
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-05-21

1t takes a charming young widow
to generate an expression of indigna-
lion and surprise when she receives
IN expected kiss.
Chicago News.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-05-21

Happiness may be relative, but the
relatives of a mans wife are not
necessary to his happiness.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-05-21

The reason men don't understand
women is because no woman ever
tries TO make herself plain.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-05-21

Good resolutions would improve
with age IL they ever lasted that
long.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-05-21

What makes n woman wild about
getting stout is Il always happens in
the spots she'd never pick GU; for
Il.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-05-21
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR

The things a man is proud about
himself his family aren't.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-05-21

Sometimes it's difficult to draw tn
line between a kleptomaniac and
souvenir collector.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-05-21
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

The eagle is a noble bird. but tn
old hen contributes more to the We
fare of the human race.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-05-21

There IS nothing that will make a
girl want to get married to most am
man more than 10 want 20 prove she
could when somebody said she
couldn't.
New York Press.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-05-21

The only game that seems TO hav,
no rules al all is lying.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-05-21
THE NORFOLK & WASH
lNGTON STEAMBOAT CO,

tSchedule Effective Nov. l, lsGS.)
The New and Powerful Iron Palace
Steamers NEWPORT NEWS. WASH
| INCTON and NORFOLK VIII iea's
daily as follows:
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c. 4. Thacker-Editor and Publisher.
l.. Z. Pugh-Advertising Manager.
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TELEPHONE NUMBERS.
Editorial Rooms. bel, Phone No. -
business Office, Bell Phone No. III.
Citizens Phone No. ....... .....lSl
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-02-26

uon of its citizens in making 1t wide-
" and generally prosperous is a town
in which it is not worth while to live
a; all. II a town is worth anything it
is worthy OF our greatest energy,
whether we receive an immediate div
idend in dollars and cents or whether
we merely take our share of the COM
mon benefits according to the town
and community we cali home Every
one can be boomer Keep your
money at home. Patronize those who
paronize you. Spend your money
among home institutions where you
stand Il good chance to get it back
Every dollar you spend with home
man finds its way back to your pock-
ct. \ dollar spent in some other
town goes to help build up that town.
A dollar spent here goes to help
build up your home town. Figure 1t
down fine and you lose money by
buying away from home, even If yon
do get the articles for less than what
il costs you at home.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-02-26
CLEVERNESS WASTED.

An asylum for the deaf and dumb,
being sadly in need of funds, gave
dance. Among the many outsiders
present were two good looking men.
AS they were talking together one of
them suddenly exclaimed: by Jovel
there's a pretty girl. I would like to
dance with her"
'Why don't you ask ner?" respond
ed his companion.
"How?"
"Why by signs, of course"
So he crossed the hall, and, placing
himself in front of the girl, pointed
with his index finger to her, Their to
himself, and then whirled the finger
round and round to Indicate dancing
The girl smillngly nodded an assent.
Finding that her dancing was az
perfect as her figure, he went through
the same operation a little later in
the evening. Again she nodded as
sent AS they were waiting for the
music to start another gentleman ap-
preached the girl and asked for the
next dance.
''I am sorry" she replied in the
sweetest of tones, nodding toward her
/ silent partner, but 1 have this dance
with the y."-Cosmopolitan.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-02-26
THE RANGER SCHOOLS.

One of the changes made in the for
estrv service since the ousting Of
Mr.. Pinchot was the elimination Of
the ranger schools. During the win
ter months when there is no grazing
upon the reserves and no danger Of
forest fires the rangers are left to hi
bernate in cabins far from civilization.
Under the former administration
of the Bureau Of Forestry it was found
to be relatively cheap and effective
way Of fitting raw forest rangers for
their work to send details of them for
a few weeks at time to range schools
established at four state universities
and partly taught by officers of the
government forest service.
The rangers of the northwest were
given instruction at the university Of
Washington There are many things
in which they need instruction. The
service is the better for them receiv-
ing such instruction.
Upon Mr.. Pinchot's dismissal from
the service a Mr.. McCabe was made
the head of the bureau for three OF
four days pending permanent ap'
pointment And this gentleman, II
seems. improved his little brief author
ity to get a snap judgment from the
Comptroller of the Treasury declar'
ing the university ranger school lille
gal. whereupon Mr. McCabe sem
kilograms to the distributing Officers
In the field, ordering them not to pay
the expenses of the youhs foresteri
In the government service who hat
been detailed to attend these ranger
schools.
II was nothing to the Jealous Mr.
McCabe that the technical training
was absolutely necessary to the useful
ness Of the recruits, nothing that the
method used to get that training had
been proved by long experience to bt
cheapest and best for the service
nothing that the recruits had incurr
ed heavy personal expenses whil'
acting under government orders.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-02-26
THE RISING ANIMAL.

There are many good people who
mourn sincerely because the world
takes a deep interest in pugilism. A
current cartoon contrasts the size Of
an audience at classical lecture with
the turbulent mob around rims con-
test. The comparison may look bad
for US. Yet it is entirely naeural that
mankind take some interest in sport.
Even in that particular class of sport
followed by Battling Nelson and
James ]. Jeffries. Man is a rising
animal. He is not a fallen angel. At
least the rising animal theory is the
one held by scientists and other
learned men who have given much
thought to the matter. At one time
man had to rely for his safety and
for the safety Of his family upon his
physical prowess, so we are told
This being the case is it not natura
for men to still retain some interes
in strangle holds and knockout swings
Man has gone some distance up thu
evolutionary ladder it is true. Ye
he is still far from the top. Too mucf
must not be expected of him.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-02-26

Miss Ninette Porter, Braintree, Yer.
mont, writes: 81 have been cured by
Peruna.
II had several hemorrhagcs of the
lungs. The doctors did not help mo
much and would never have cured me.
II saw a testimonial in Peruna
almanac of a case similar to mine, and
l commenced using it. wrote to Dr..
Hartman for advice. He kindly gave
me free advice.
II was not able to wait on myself
when began using it. ! gained very
slowly at first, but could see that il
was helping me.
after had taken it a while COM
menced to raise up stringy, sticky,
substance from my lungs. This grew
less and less in quantity as continues
the treatment.
II grew more fleshy than had bcao
FOR long time, and now l call mysa!.
we'll"
A Bad Cough
Mrs. Emma Martin, odessa. N'o
writes: "I cannot thank you eu-u
for curing me.
For two years I doctored nv ecu
which cost me many dollars, hui
seemed to get worse. My soUEh
bad I could not sleep.
FINALLY purchased o bottle
runa. After the use OF si,, H'..H 81
that am cured"
People who object to li4u
ean now secure Peruna ta
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-02-26
A MANS TOWN.

The Astoria Budget has the follow
ing very good suggestions with refer
ence to town patriotism:
Next to a mans family, his per-
sonal friends and his business. moth
ing should arouse his energies in its
behalf more thoroughly than the town
in which he lives. 1t is his home. 1t
is the place in which he earns his
competence and educates his family.
II he wants to make It as populous,
as thrifty and as widely known az
possible, he cannot afford to be in
different to anything which will fur
ther these ends. 1t can be said a
town that is not worthy of the devo-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-02-26
ANOTHER GOOD BUY

1910 acres all fenced. good new
posts, SOC acres in grain, $50 acres of
alfalfa land mostly set. will cut $50
tons Of alfalfa this year, a stream Of
water runs through which furnishes
plenty Of water for irrigating; good
concrete dams and bitches, good
buildings, lots Of fruit trees and ber-
ries. This il an ideal place fdp feed
ing stock for the market. A railroad
runs right through the middle OF It.
You can buy this fine ranch for $46,-
900. e. T. WADE,
Office in American Nat. Bank Bid.
Psndlston, Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-02-26

Charles F. Murphy, leader of Tam
many hall, seems to be the master
Of the democratic party in New York.
william ]. Conners, state chairman,
las been made to bow low before the
Tammany chieftain. But there is one
man with whom Murphy seems able
to do but little-the man who has
given Murphy kind words but moth
ing more. Mayor Gaynor.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-02-26
POWER AND FACTORIES.

mo state in the union with any,
thing like the natural power Oregon
possesses has as few manufactures,
complains the Eugene Register. Moth
ing would put us in the million popu-
lation column like that of Harvesting
the great forces now running to
waste, right here in this valley alone
and putting them to work turning
out the finished product from the raw
material which abounds in this state
and which would add wonderfully to
our wealth and furnish employment
fer labor"
What the Register says is entirely
true. incidentally it may be men,
toned that Pendleton is busy trying
to secure its share of the electrical
power of this section. There are
three power producing streams tribu-
tary to Pendleton, the Umatilla, the
Walla Walla, and the John Day. We
are already using the Umatilla and
the WalIa Walla to some extent. An
dditional power plant is to be devel-
oped on the Walla Walla for the bene-
fit of this city and county while en-
terprising men are working hard to
utilize the power of the John Day to
develop the region between that river
Il and Pendleton. After all of this pow
er has been harnessed and secured
for use in this city Pendieton should
become a great manufacturing point
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-02-26

Some department officials continue
to worry themselves over the second
class postal rates. They might find
relief in looking upon the excessive
charges paid the railroads for carry
ing the mails or by inquiring into the
amount of matter carried ree for the
government
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-02-26

The Chinese army has entered the
capital of Thibet and the rule of the
Dalai Lami is ended. He fled from
LHas about the time the invaders
arrived. But the question of import
ance is what has become Of the Roy
al Chef.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-02-26

At Baker City the saloonmen are
going to regulate their business by
barring minors from cigar stores.
That is the way saloonmen usually
act with reference to regulation.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-02-26

1t would be an accommodation
could the city maintain small ferry
boats at some Of the street crossings
while the thaw is underway.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-02-26
: = + = = = = = = = = +
WHO BIDES.HIS TIME.

3 Who bides his time day by day, +
Z Faces defeat full patiently +
Z And lifts a mirthful roundelay, =
Z However poor his fortunes +
+ be, -
Z He will not fail in any qualm =
= OF poverty. The paltry dime, =
Z 1t will grow golden in his palm l.
= Who bides his time.
= Who bides his time, he tastes +
+ the sweet Of honey in the !
Z safest tear, i
= And though he fares with slow !
+ est feet :
+ Joy runs to meet him draw !
= ing near. :
+ The birds are heralds of his i
+ cause,
= And, like the never ending !
r rhyme,
= The roadside blooms in his ap- !
+ plause =
= Who bides his time.
i. Who bides his time and fevers !
+ not
= In the hot race that none !
+ achieves
= Shall wear cool wreathen laur- :
+ els wrought
= with crimson berries in the
+ leaves
= And he shall reign goodly
+ king
+ And sway his hand Ger every
+ cline,
!. With peace writ on his signet :
4. ring,
> Who bides his time.
: james Whitcomb Riley.
. . = L 8. :. :. = =
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-02-26

bladder remedy, be
cause of its remark
able health restoring
properties. Swamp
Root fulills almost
every wish in over
coming rheumatism,
pain in the back, kid.
neys, liver, bladder
and every part of the
urinary passage. 1t
,Orracfr g inoh;1itx- tr
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-02-26

Binghamton, N. Y. The regular fifty-cent
and one-dollar size bottles are sold by
all druggists. Don't make any mistake
but remember the name, Swamp-Ro
DIR. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the ad'
dress, Binghamton, n. Y, on every bottle
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-02-26
Modest Snendin0

"Going to spend the winter in Flor
ida7"
why not7"
The winter is all have to spend"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-02-26

6ndoutif youlIave kid
uey or bladder trouble.
When writingmen
reading this generous
offer in this paper and
send your address to
r. D.f.., Q, 70
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-02-26
Do You Get Up
With a Lame Back?
Kidney Trouble Makes You Miserable.

Almost everyone knows of DIR. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root, tine great kidney, liver and
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-02-26

The days are getting longer. at
least.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-02-26

7oid water and scalding pain in passingit,
lr bad effects followinguse of liquor, wine
sr beer, and overcoines that unpleasant
necessity of being compelled to go Otter
trough the day, and to get up many
lines during the night
Swanp-RoOt is not recommended for
everything but if you have kidney, liver
Or bladder trouble, it will be found just
the remedy you need. 1t has been thor
oughly tested in private practice, and has
3roved so successful that special ar
.angement has been made by which all
readers of this paper, who have not al
ready tried it, may have sample bottle
sent free by mail, also book telling
more about Swamp-Root, and how to
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-01-20
Where the Money Goes.

Within eight years we are told
the Republican party has created
$4,000 new offices for the people to
pay. At an average of only $1,000
each that means $99,OOO,OOo addi-
tional expense for the people to
pay. And more than half of these
have been created within a year.
If Taft really wants to economic,
here is the place to begin. Proba-
bly, if one half the clerks and Offic-
ers now in Uncle Sans employ
were discharged and the others
made to work eight hours a day.
matters would be better ATTENDED
to than now. If the government
service was reduced to business
system, no more paid for service
than it was worth, and graft was
eliminated, probably about one-hali
the money now expended would
suffice : Fayette Democrat-Leader
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-01-20
Pigeons in History.

Doubtless you admire the pretty
graceful creatures that perch upon
the caves of your house, or daintily
trip ACROSS your yard, but did you
ever think what a factor they have
been in Ghe history of the world?
Pigeons, as commonplace as they
appear, are characters of antiquity.
We hear of them when the waters
ofthe Deluge covered the face Of
the earth. when the faithful dove
few from the hand of Noah and re-
turned ty her master. bearing the
significant olive branch. Dove IS
the Angio-SaNOn name; pigeon, the
Norman name.
During the Fl fth Egyptian dynaS-
ty, three thousand years before
Christ, it was the fashion to domes-
ticate pigeons. and to train them as
carriers and messengers. The
promptness with which Caesar was
informed of the rebellion in Gaul
and thereby enabled to cross the
Alps before those uprisings could
possess the entire province was due
to the use of carrier pigeons. In
the Crusades these birds were skill
full and faithful messengers.
The price of a handsome pair of
pigeons in ancient Rome were moi
a trifile, for Axius, a Roman knight
once sold a pair of pigeons for forty
denarii-a about thirteen pounds in
English money, and about sixty-five
dollars in our currency. At that
that, too, they were by far the
swiftest conveyers Of news, and
were mnch in demand at the cele'
bration of the Olympic games.
Among the many pathetic Incl
dents connected with the imprison
ment of Mary Queen of Scots, sht
bees earnestly for pigeon, and
writes in a letter: Il beg you tt
procure for me some pigeons.
wish to rear them in cages; it viii
be such pastime for a prisoner" =
The Household.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-01-20
Notice of Final Settlement.

Notice is hereby given, that the
undersigned Administrator of the
private estate of George T. Settle,
deceased, and as such in charge of
the Partnership estate of the firm
of George T. Settle. James w.
Settle and Cecil Dawson" will make
final settlement of both said es-
tates at the next term of the Pro-
bate Court of Monroe County, Mis-
souri,. to be holden at Paris in said
County, on the 18th day of Februa-
ry, 1910. .-
.... . w. R. P. JACKSON,
g. Admir- of both said Estates.
Meriwether & Meriwether,
Attorneys for estates.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-01-20

An exchange truthfully says. A
person who refuses to subscribe and
pay for the local paper has no
right to ask for space for notices or
for the publication Of any other
matter, Such q person is never
worth anything TO- q local paper
and has no claims Oh its space any
more than he would 10 as merchant
with whom he does not trade to
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-01-20

A Winter Soos.
All snug and warm
Safe from the storm,
The kline in sheltered stalls are
lowing
And here we find
Their keeper kind,
A wealth of care and feed bestoW-
ing.
No angry word
Nor shout is heard;
His kick or cuff is here a stranger.
Their knee-deep beds
Of straw he spreads;
Fair measure fills each trough and
manger.
He pets them all,
From stall to stall:
Aud while he sings and whistles
gayly,
With stool and pals
He never fails
To reap a goodly harvest daily.
Though snow and sleet
May swirl and beat.
While wintry winds are rudely
blowing.
Warmth, care and feed
Meet every need.
And fill the pail to overaowing.
Successful Farming.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-01-20
Notice of Final Settlement.

Notice of Final Settlement.
Notice is hereby given, that the
undersigned Administrator of the
estate of
ALBERT E. HARDESTY,
deceased, will make final settlement
of his accounts with said estate as
such Administrator at the next
term of the Probate Court of Mon
roe County, Missouri, to be holden
at Paris in said County on the 18th
day of February, 1910.
JOSEPH w. HARDESTY,
Administrator.
Meriwether & Meriwether,
Attorneys for estate.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-01-20
Notice Of Final Settlement.

Notice Of Final Settlement.
Notice is hereby given, that the
undersigned Administrator of the
estate of
MARTIN j. PENDLETON,
deceased, will make final settlement
of his accounts with said estate as
such Administrator at the next
term of the Probate Court of Mon
roe County, Missouri, to be holden
at Paris, in SAID County on the 18th
day of February, A. D. 1910.
IRWIN UNDERHILL,
Administrator.
Meriwether & Meriwether.
Attorneys for estate.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-01-20
SHERlFF'S SALE
I'M PARTITION.

BY virtue and authority of decree
of the Circuit Court of Monroe Coun-
ty, Missouri, rendered at the Deem
Der term 1909, in the Partition suit of
Richard L. Hagan and Fielder H.
Hagan, Plaintiffs,
Susan A. Melton, ct al, defendants.
1 will sell at public auction TO the
highest bidder for cash in hand, at
the west front door Of the Court
House in the City.of Paris, in said
County and State on
Monday, February 7, 1910.
between the hours OF o clock in the
forenoon and O'Clock in the after
noon of that day and during the reg
lar February term 1910 of the County
Court of said County, the following
described real estate in Monroe Coun-
ty, Missouri, to-wit: all that part Of
the East part of lots =, 3 and and
fractional Lot 5, in the North West
Quarter of section l, Township So,
Range West, described by metes
and bounds as follows:-beginning at
l, the Quarter section corner of said
section l, On the Township line of
Townships IS and Sc, Range West,
a stone elm 8 S. % degrees W, 20
links and hickory 8 5. 81 degrees E.
/ AZ links, thence South 4.16 chains to
2 a stone, hickory II y S. as degrees
Z. Is links and post oak 10 S. 30 de-
grees w. 10 lisks thence S. S9i de-
grees w. 32.1S chains to stone,
walnut IL S. 81 degrees W. II links
and a birch N. 81 degrees E. 10
links, thence North degree W. 93.40
chaiBs to 4, stone on the Township
line between Townships 55 and Sc,
Range West, pin 0.5 No. IL degrees
w. 10 links, and do IS. degrees w.
Is links, thence with said line N. 89i
degrees E. 32.48 chains to the begin
ming containing 3O3.l9 acres, save
and except from said above described
tract of 1903. 10 acres the following de-
scribed tract of land by metes and
bounds as follows:-Beginning "a rods
East of the North West corner of Lot
OF said section, township and range,
thence North 1853 poles, thence East
6S poles, thence South l0i poles
thence East 158 poles. thence South
l47t poles, thence West SSf poles &c
the place of beginning. containing 81
acres more or less, leaving contained
in the land for sale 223.l9 acres more
i, or less. ,-ar,.
\ 81, F. M. NoLEN, !,
j., sheriff Of Monroe County, Mo
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-01-20

For Sale Pinch hard wood lum
Der suitable for bridees.-D. D
MEL som
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-01-20
Notice of Final Settlement.

Notice OF FINAL settlement.
Notice is hereby given, that the
undersigned Executor of the estate
of
ROBERT KENDRICK,
deceased, will make final settlement
of his accounts with said estate as
such Executor at the next term of
the Probate Court of Monroe Coun-
ty, Missouri, to be holden at Paris
in said County on the 18th day of
February, 1910.
ROBERT X. KENDRICK,
Executor.
Meriwether & Meriwether,
Attorneys for estate,
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-01-20

Mound City Horse Shoe Brand
House Paint goes fartherest. wears
loneer. looks best.-L M. WOOD +.