New-York tribune., 1910-09-23
THE TAIN OF THE DAT.

The drastic measures which have been
adopted by Collector Loeb have resulted in
many happenings OF a serious nature. but
at least one Homecoming tourist discov-
cred the funny side Of the situation He
wrote that he was coming on one Of the
big liners, and that he PuTposed TO declare
everything il his trunk. But I'm bringing
q lot Of gold and two additional store teeth
in my mouth and don't know what 10 do
about the duty. The job is such . poor one
that I would be willing to have IT seized
and put in bond, but it would be painful.
We ali know what il Is TO have foreign
clothes made over. but teeth are different.
For the good of our people the duty on
dentistry should be prohibtive."
Not long ago q LADY of a hypochondriac
ternperament. who lived in the country, be
came dissatisfied because her medical at
tendant would not discuss her ailments as
fully as she desired CAS- q matter OF fact
there was nothing for the Door man TO talk
about.s So she sent TO Glasgow for spe-
ciaISt. and. fearing lest he should be equal
" unconmuniCative TO her. arranged that
her sister should be hidden so as to over
hear his private talk. They were very sym
pathetic IN the course Of the examination.
The subsequent consultation" consisted Of
two sentences only referring 70 tbs case
Good Lord" said the ccnSultanI, I've
never met an uglier woman"
MY dear sir the family doctor an
swered, YOU should see her sister. ''-Glas-
gov Herald.
The St Petersburg "Utro'' gives this &C.
count under the head OF a Cholera IN
stant''. Sister Linba Isrealowitsch vas
volunteer nurse. whose home surround
.ngg had been of the poorest Seeing the
distress among the peasants IN tbs hrtls
village where her parents lived, she asked
for and received the uniform of 3 Sister
OF Charity and worked faithfully until the
disease brought her down. When the news
of her death was communicated to the
Door mother the distracted woman asked
that the body be given TO her for burial,
but this was refused because the sister had
never ioined the Church, and all pleading
was in vain. The body would have gone 70
one Of the public trenches but for Cos
sack. who said: She died serving her peo-
pIe-she was a heroine-and 1 will give her
d burial place on my farm. And so il
was done, and the humane one was the
Cossack. Was it possibly from him also
that the fresh flowers came which were on
the mound the next morning.
ONE VIEW OF THE CASE.
Diamonds grow exceeding dear
More expensive every year!
Rubber tires go up so far
That you lear 10 get a car
And when you have gone and done II,
Where's the gasoleuc to run it
Customs person ficrcely frowns
On your wife'S imported gowns.
And they lift the price again
OF fhe best grades of champagne
Hence, a general misgfving
Ofer the higher cost of living
w ashington star
Golf. II not national is at least mu-
nicipal. institution in some parts of Eng
land, ana the city of Bradford Is consid-
cring the conversion of the Bailston Moor
links into a municipal course. IN this II
VIII be following the example OF others. a.
links have been provided or taken over b.
others. including the London County Coun-
cl Troon and Bournemouth. two courses
each Brighton and Nottingham. ons each