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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-12-22

When the doctor tells a man to diet,
the patient proceeds to refuse all the
things he dislikes.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-12-22

II you can't get what you want why
don't you quit wanting It? 1t is merely
a state of mind.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-12-22
Postal Station .rohhed of s1nnnn

Paris, France.-A dispatch from
Tangier, Morocco, says a courier ar
irving from Fee reports that the Ger
mar postal station at Fee was pillaged
on December s and $4,000 stolen.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-12-22
Girl Santa Claus Fatally Burned.

Amarillo, Texas. Lillian Akers
aged "a, was fatally burned al
a schoolhouse here while playing
Santa Claus. Her clothing caught lre
from candles on the tree.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-12-22

The Seine seems to have acquired
the Ohio river habit in getting over
banks.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-12-22
We are a good deal happier because
of a lot of things we don't know.

Without the shedding Of blood there
seems to be no way of %conquering the
air.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-12-22

A regular feature Of the Monday
morning papers is the list of dead and
injured among Sunday autoists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-12-22

Brag about a girl to her female
friends If you would discover her
faults.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-12-22

Anyway. the unwritten law seems to
have a lot written about IL
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-12-22

food, etc, ETC., which has not been digested,
then when again ready for food use Grape
NUTS because 1t is easy of DIGESTION
Or should the child be at once carried Off to
a hospital and cut?
we have known Of many cases wherein the
approaching signs of appendicitis have dis.
appeared by the suggestion being followed.
NO one better appreciates the v-.ue of a
skliful physician when a person is in ne awful
throes OF acute appendicitis, but IAN ounce
OF prevention is worth a pound of cure
just plain old common sense is helpful even
nowadays.
This trial demonstrated Grare-Nuts f,;s.
Is pure beyond question.
t Is partly predigested.
Appendicitis generally has rise from updi-
gested food.
i Is not always necessary to operate.
Il Is best to stoE All food.
When ready to begin feeding use a preds,
gesfed food.
II is palatable and strong in Nourishment.
~ VIII pay nne returns In health to quit the
neavy breakfasts and lunches and use less
1000 put select food certainly known to CON-
tam the elements nature requires to sustain
the body. May we be permitted to suggest !
breakfast Of fruit, Grape-Nuts and cream
Two soft boiled eggs, and some hot toast ana
cocoa, milk or Postum?
The question Of whether Grape-Nuts does or
does not contain the elements which nature
requires for the nourishment Of the brain, Asa
81 It's purity, will be treated in later news
paper articles.
Good food is important and It's effect on the
body is also important.
----~-
There's : Reason.
Postum Cereal Co.. Ltd.
Battle Creek, Mich.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-12-22

Laura Jean Libbey, who advocates
the kissless courtship, is pushing the
most unpopular propaganda on record.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-12-22

Circumstances and lawyers alter
ase
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28
School Notes

When our principal wisely and posi-.
lively stated that there would be NJ
more note writing in the Assembly
Room some faces bore an oddly horri'
fed and bewildered expression.
DIR. Leuty visited at the Longfellow
building Monday and Tuesday after
moons.
Theresa CALVIN and George Flynn
visited the High school Tuesday after
noon.
The High school Mixed Chorus sang
some of the old songs at the camp
fire Tuesday night rnd enjoyed that
evening immensely.
The Freshmen have had two meet
ings in the past week and as result,
Anton Watzke has been elected their
Pres, George Leuty, vice Pres, Otto
Hogan, Sec., and Martha Griffith,
Treas. Their colors are crimson and
pale blue, their motto, Glitch your
wagon to a STAR"
The President of the Sophomore
class is Mary Peerboom, Vice-Pres.,
Pauline Lord; Sec., Wm. Vaughan,
Treas, Edna Hanson. Their motto is
very classical being "Persevantia
omnis vincit," meaning Perseverance
conquers ALL" Their colors are scar
let and gray. You'll have to ask some
member of these classes to give you
their class yells for they are quite be-
yond an average PERSONS ability.
One of our Freshies has acquired
thru his own mischief, the venerable
name of s'ancient Shivers."
The Sophomore left Thursday
morning to have their class picture
taken. The Freshmen have their
class picture Friday.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

The annual masquerade ball given
by the Uniform Rank Knights of
Pythias will be held at the armory
this evening. This is always looked
forward to as one of the enjoy
able social events of the year, and
many who do not dance usually attend
to see the costumes. This evening,
before the unmasking, a flash light
photograph will be taken. All are
cordially invited to attend.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28
Program of Examinations

Thursday, February Sd.
(First Grade Studies)
A. >M.-S:00-Enrollment.
8:30-Geometry.
10:15-Physics.
=. -1:3O-Algebra
3:15-Physical Geography or
general History.
Agriculture may be taken at some
one (only one) of the above periods,
and may be substituted for either
geometry or physical geography.
Friday, February 4th.
Second Grade Studies.)
A. -8:00-Enrollment
8:30-Professional Test.
9:30-Spelling.
:OC-Arithmetic.
7. M.-1:15-Geography.
2:45-Composition and Pen
manship.
3:40-Reading.
Saturday, February 5th.
Second Grade Studies Continued.)
=. M.-U. S. History.
9:45-English Grammar.
'. E11:30-Music.
J.. Observation-Disclosures.
2:45-Civics.
4:00-Drawing.
If professional test consumes less
than SO minutes, spelling and arith-
metic may begin not to exceed 80
minutes earlier.
Marks in professional Test" and
theory and practice of teaching are
not permanent, but expire when your
certificate expires and must be re-
newed by examination at that time.
Teachers who find it necessary to
close their schools for the purpose of
attending these examinations either
with a view of renewing their certi-
ficates or raising their standings may
do so without loss of time or salary.
All certificates which expire at this
time must be renewed either by ex-
animation, or by submitting perma-
nent standings to the county super
intendent and making application to
the state superintendent upon blanks
secured at this office for that purpose.
Yours very truly,
12-3t. Ray S. Roberts.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

Workmen are busy this week at the
Citizens Bank installing the burglar
alarm system recently purchased
from the American Bank Protection
Co. The whole interior of the vault
is being lined with steel, so that it
would be impossible to drill thru the
vault at any point without setting off
the gong in front of the bank. By an
intricate system of electrical wiring
connected with vault clock, it is al
so arranged that the gong will be
sounded if the vault is left unlocked
at night, and in fact nearly every con-
tingency is provided for. Push but
tons are also placed about the floor to
give the alarm in the day time, if
necessary. The bank invites the pub
lie to call this afternoon and inspect
the system.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

Benson Tmes:-Her many friends
in Benson will hear with regret that
Mrs. A. G. Peck of Morris died Sun
day at that place, after severe ILL
ness of two weeks. Mrs. Peck was
prominent in all affairs touching wo-
men, being the former vice president
of the 9TH district of womens clubs
and holding Office in the Womans
Missionary society of the Congrega-
tional church.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28
What Did He Want?

A commuter hurried into hardware
store on his way to the train one frosty
night. Here" be called to the clerk,
'1've only got a minute. l want to get
a porn copper"
"a what?" asked the clerk.
"a porp conner"
'rHa, ha." laughed the clerk. Il guess
you mean con porper, don't you?
'fNo, don't. l mean pom copper.
you chucklehead. But l can't get it
now because my train is due"
"Silly ass" murmured the clerk after
he had gone. couldn't say pop corn
erw-Metropolitan Magazine.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28
Dante's Fierce Retors.

The secret Of Dante's struggle
through life was in the reckless sar-
casm Of his answer to the Prince OF
Verona, who asked him how he could
account for the fact that in the house
hold of princes the court fool was In
greater favor than the philosopher.
similarity of mind" said the fierce
genius, 'is all the world over Tho
source Of friendship"
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

The regular meeting of the Ladies
Aid Society of the Congregational
church will be held this afternoon, in
stead of on Wednesday afternoon. as
advertised. Mrs. Wells, Mrs. Griffith
and Mrs. Randall will entertain the
society at the home of Mrs. Wells.
All ladies are cordially invited to the
afternoon meeting, and at six O'Clock
a supper will be served, to which all
gentlemen are invited.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

The Morris Improvement Union will
have a special meeting on Monday
evening for the purpose of consider
ing the publication of the booklet ad-
vertising Morris and Stevens county,
also to arrange for the annual enter
tainment and for the election of Off
GERS. The committee appointed to
solicit funds for the booklet have met
with good encouragement from the
business men in their work of solicit
ing funds.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

R. H. Aldrich, representing the
American Society of Equity, was here
on Tuesday to address a farmers
meeting in the interest of his organ
ization, but only very small meeting
was held and there were not enough
farmers present to form branch So
ciety here. We had the pleasure of a
call from Mr.. Aldrich after the meet
ing, and were pleased to find him a
quiet and determined gentlsmen, who
has good ideas of sensible and practic-
able cooperation among farmers. AS
he explains it, the American Society
of EQUITY, which is a farmers organ
ization, owes its success to the fact
that it is profting by the errors which
have wrecked many farmers organ
izations in the past. The society con-
fines itself to practical cooperation,
and in this state at least, does not at
tempt to establish cooperative stores.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28
The Poets Peacock.

Dante Gabriel Rossetti had an IRE
sistible tendency to purchase rare and
beautiful birds and beasts that ap'
pealed to his poetic or artistic fancy
Ellen Terry tells in 1.-The Story of My
Life Of his once buying an exquisite
white peacock. which very soon after
its arrival at his home disappeared
under the sofa. In vain did Rossetti
"shoo" it out. 1t refused to bulge
This went on for days.
''The lovely creature won't respond
to me" said Rossetti to friend.
The friend dragged out the bird.
"No wonder" said he; Its dead!'
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

Our New Gold Flour makes the
Iighte5t and sweetest loaf of bread of
any -four sold today in Stevens county.
Our price and -four is both satisfact-
Dry. If your dealer does not keep it
send to the mill and we will see that
you get it. Ifyou have not been us
ing New Gold send us word to that
effect and we will send you a sample
sack to try free of cost. After once
using it you will not use any other
kind. Morris City Mills.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

The Gloria Dare Vaudeville Co. at
the armory on Tuesday evening was a
good deal of disappointment. The
musical members were very ordinary,
the moving pictures were poor and
the handcuff work was tedious, even
tho the best on the program. There
was a fairly good house, but dissatis-
faction with the show was evident.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

George Hagerman spent few days
at home last week and left Saturday
for his work at Odessa, Russia. He
goes there as agent for the Advance
Thresher Co. This is a we'll earned
promotion, and gives him good
chance for further advancement.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

According to the city paper, Miss
Katherine Spooner gave luncheon
to a number of her sorority friends of
the Delta Gamma at Minneapolis the
first of the week and announced her
engagement to Mr.. Richardson D.
Barrett, of Mortified.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

The camp fire given by Overton
Post and Elizabeth Reem Circle at the
armory on Tuesday evening was very
well attended; and pleasant evening
spent with program, refreshments
and dancing.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28
His Araument Won.

"But don't want a man over thirty
said the boss.
"How old are you, sir, may | ask?
said the applicant.
"Fifty-two."
"Ain't you as good business man
as you ever were?"
"I am"
$50 am IT, declared the applicant
and got the job London Answers.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

Any farmer who paid his subscrip-
tons to the Tribune recently, but be-
fore the free offer of the Minnesota
and Dakota Farmer was made, can
have the Farmer free for one year
but leaving word at this Office.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

Notice, for the next 80 days we will
sell $500 photos at $3.50, $3.50 pho
tos 1925, $500 photos at $500 and
$500 photos at $1.OO per dozen.
Family groups size 1Ox12 $500 per
dozen. Now is the time to take ad-
vantage of these extremely low prices.
Kelley & Peterson, Postofice bldg.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

The Great Northern east bound
passenger No. 10 was wrecked at
Willmar Wednesday morning in a
head-on collision with freight train.
Several passenger were badly shaken
up and scratched, among them L. G.
Spooner, of this city.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

sight restored. By DR.. Brokaw
eye specialist at Krueger's drug store,
Morris the 9th and 7th of every month.
Painful head and eyes made painless.
Prices always lowest.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28
.CITY OFFICIAL NOTICES
Resolution.
(By Alderman Watzke.)

Alderman Watzke offered and NOV
ed the passage and the adoption of the
following resolution, which was duly
seconded by Alderman Lund.
Be it resolved by the City Council of
the City of Morris that the City Clerk
be and he hereby is authorized to is.
sue warrants on the City Treasury to
pay the following sums:
John Haugen, digging ,......$ 2 90
Hartvig Larson, digging .. 2 90
Carl Olson, digging -. 49,. 80
Q. B. Burpee, express freight,
stamps Observation-Disclosures. 10 ~
Geo. Ogle & Co., atlas ~ 10 90
J. E. Cole, engineering -. =. SO 90
S. J. Ryan, lamp and battery. 4 65
Frank Zahl, fires. ...... 100
Morris Fire Dept, fires .., 10 90
B. Powers, express. ........ 2 20
A. A. Peck, hauling gravel " 80 90
G. Christensen, stove. .. 4 90
John Haugen, digging .....-... 5 90
Rartvig Larson, digging ....... 5 90
This resolution to take effect and be
in force from and after it's passage
and publication thereof.
Passed this 18th day of January
A. D. 1910.
D. H. LAWLER,
Pres. of the Council.
Attest: G. B. BURPEE,
City Clerk.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

About rs people drove out to the
pleasant country home of Mr.. Jonge-
ward last Monday evening. A plea
SAINT time was reported by those who
attended. The Ladies Aid served an
excellent supper. About 1923 was
realize d,
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

There will be German Lutheran
services in Morris next Sunday begin
ming at 10 O'Clock. At Chokio, Ger
man Lutheran services will be held at
2 O'Clock and English Lutheran SER
vices at 4. Gustav Pilgrim. 49,.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

The Ladies Home Missionary So
ciety of the M. E. church will meet
next Wednesday, Feb. End with Mrs.
S. A. Lentz. After the meeting re-
freshments will be served. All are
welcome.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

Mr.. Deering, an employee of the
state tax commission, is here listing
the real estate sales for the last two
years in order to compare the con-
sideration with the assessed valuation.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

Some transient Jews came here the
first of the week with stock of cloth
ing, but were not permitted to open
up without license, and the council
manifested no disposition to have a
special meeting to give them license.
They therefore packed up their goods
yesterday and departed.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

For the next thirty days, photo post
cards at 81 a dozen at J. B. Ander-
sons studio. First class work-the
kind you are pleased to send away to
your friends.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

The Exchange Furniture Store has
just received and unpacked another
supply of beds, springs and mattresses
and invite you to call and inspect
them and compare prices before buy
ing.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28
Notice.

We are now prepared to deliver
butter and cream on Wednesday and
Saturday afternoons of each week.
Orders for same to be, in by noon.
Stevens County Creamery. St
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

English services will be held at the
Norwegian Lutheran Synod church
next Sunday evening at 1880 o'cock.
Engel Olsen, Pastor.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

Misses Tina and Lillian Watzke viii
go to the cities on Monday, and Miss
Lillian will go on to Chicago to study
millinery.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

Mr.. Ringness has an announcement
elsewhere of the big clearance Of
furniture which he is now conducting.
He is offering furniture at bargain
prices and is drawing trade from a
long distance.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

Mr.. William Arthur Danzeason,
formerly of this place but now Her
man, and Miss Cora May Soloman, of
Chokio, were married at Herman
Yesterday.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

The Tribune wants some more cor
respondents-in fact one for every
township of the county. Write or call
at the Office for information.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

Good farm for sale cheap-the east
half of section %, 1874, Stevens Co.,
MINI. Price, 1927 per acre if taken
soon. Terms to suit buyer. Inquire
at Hancock Natl Bank or write own
er, G. F. Gange, Lindsay, Cal.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

Miss Ruby Wheeler, the lecturer on
the "White Slave traffic" visited
Wednesday and Thursday at J. Fl.
PENIS.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

New Gold Flour makes as fine a
loaf of bread as can be made from
spring wheat. Made at home, used
everywhere and sold at the right
price.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

The meeting of the Students Club
which was to have been held last
Monday, will be held next week Tues
day at 2:3O in the afternoon with Miss
Fannie Kerl.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

Misses Bertha and Charlotte Wunsch
pleasantly entertained q company Of
young people at a 500 euchre party on
Wednesday evening.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

Prof. Heraly now has class of six
who are taking bookkeeping lessons
every Tuesday and Friday evening.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

The Longley hat offered by N.
Vinje for finding the mistake in his ad
was won by Hans Olson. The mis-
take was in the spelling of Longley.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

o. G. Hanson and Judge G. L.
Brown will leave the first of the week
for Hot Springs, Ark, to spend about
three weeks.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

The Elizabeth Reem Circle will meet
with Mrs. r. Northcott next Tuesday
afternoon.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

J. M. Parsons, of Des Moines, Iowa,
was here the latter part of last week
on legal business, and also to look
after his farm here.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

Mrs. W. H. Cherry left the first of
the week for two weeks visit with
friends at Fargo and with Mr.. Cherry's
parents at Cormorant, MINI.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

The Stevens County State Bank will
make you Real Estate loan at low
rates with all privileges.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

The Knights of Pythias will have
their annual family gathering at their
lodge hall next Thursday evening.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

We pay high price for hides and
furs. Sell guns and traps cheap.
Northwestern Hide & Fur Co., Min
neapolis.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

For best terms and all privileges on
zeal estate loans call at the Stevens
County State Bank.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

DR.. Hobson's Baby Cough Syrup,
and DR.. Hobson's Whooping Cough
Syrup are the best for children, at
:Starkey's drug store.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

Mrs. A. W. Jones, who has been
visiting here for several weeks, left
last night for her home at Moose Jaw,
Canada.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

DIR. G. E. Game went to the cities
yesterday morning for a couple of
days visit.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

H. w. Barker's Cough Remedy,
made at Sparta, Wis.,, cures that
awful cough.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

Mr.. and Mrs. Evan Lee, of Fergus
Falls, spent the latter part of last
week visiting with Mr.. and Mrs. G. A,
Lee,
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

Mrs. D. T. Wheaton pleasantly en-
tertained q company Of the teachers
at luncheon on Saturday.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

There will be services in the Nor
wegian Free church Sunday evening
at 7:45 by Rev. Torvik.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

Two, good girls wanted at the Ex-
change hotel. Good wages.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28
liable Cutlery.

The first table cutlery made in the
United States was made in Greenfield.
Mass. in 1884.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

Well bred Shorthorn bull for sale by
W. A. Gould, one mile west of
Morris. st.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28
REVIEW OF LOCAL HAPPENINGS

VIM. Wunsch is spending few days
in the cities on business.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

For coughs and colds take DR..
Hobson's White Pine and Tar for sale
at Starkey's drug store.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

Mr.. and Mrs. +. A. Hancock have
returned from Wahpeton and are
again at home here.
Morris tribune., 1910-01-28

Roller skating on Saturday evening
at the rink in the Postof1ce Block.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1910-08-06
HIS FIRST NAVAL PARADE
President Taft Present at Dedication
Of Monument.

Beverly, Mass, Aug. 6.-President
Tafts visit to Provincetown yester-
day to assist in the dedication of
granite monument erected in mem
DRY of the Pilgrims was made notable
by an Impressive naval review in the
harbor behind the hook of Cape Cod
the first review of the present admin
istration. Secretary of the Navy
Meyer also was there, and boom OF
cannon came across the waters the
liyelong day.
On shore the president had another
interesting time. The dedication Of
the Pilgrims monument, the culmina-
ton OF many years of work to secure
recognition for the daring settlers
who landed here nearly 300 years ago
attracted visitors from all parts Of
the United States. The exercises were
held at the base of the high struc-
ture, which can be seen for many
miles. In addition to the president
the speakers included J. Henry Sears.
president OF the Pilgrim Memorial AS
ISOLATION, DR.. Charles w. Eliot, presi-
dent emeritus Of Harvard university.
Senator Henry Cabot Lodge, repre-
senting the secretary OF war and Gov.
Draper. The tablet on the monument
was unveiled by little Miss Barbara
Hoyt, 10th in descent from Elder
Brewster.
Following the exercises the presi-
dent and the other guests were enter
tanned at a luncheon in the town hall.
Here the president spoke briefly. In
his principal address Mr.. Taft confiin
ed himself solely TO tribute TO the
character of the Pilgrims and a dis
cussion OF the impress they have left
on the people of this country.
IL was remarked as an odd coinci-
dence that the Pilgrims landed here
from the Mayfower; Roosevelt came
here In the Mayaower three years
ago TO lay the corner stone of the
monument unveiled today and Presi
dent Taft also used the Mayflower to
day.