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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-08-19
And They Wondered.

Judge Nicholas Longworth, who
used to sit on Ohio's supreme bench.
looked unnaturally grave. and 4
neighbor. In recognition Of his facial
depression, named a pct owl Judge
Longworth." 1t was the very next
day that an excited maid broke up his
wife's garden party. "Oh, madam"
said she. Madam! Judge Longworth
has laid an egg"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-08-19
The Largest Sun Dial.

The sun dial is one of the finest in the
country, If not In the entire world
It is situated in the middle of the
South Field, stands about eight feet
high, and costs little more than 49,
900. 1t is OF solid granite, and the
pedestal is surmounted by granite
ball. This ball casts shadow on a
circular tablet on which the hours are
indicated, and in this way tells the
time.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-08-19

passed too freely. I
often staggered a. II
drunk. l could not
lt0 In bed over hak
an hour. MY side was
numb. sight affected.
and . tingling sensa-
ton covered my
body. It actually
seemed a. II I would
60 crazy. / was
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-08-19

ELLSWORTH COLLEGE, Falls. $500 COCO 90 In buf ID
ings campus and endowment. One of the BEST
schools Many practical courses. postal card re-
quest will bring souvenir and cata1ogs. Invest.
gate and compare. Then you will chooss Ellsworth
State subjects you wsh to study. Fully accredited ~
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-08-19

saved from fatal Brisht's disease BY
Doan's Kidney Pills and my health Inn
proved wonderfully"
Remember the name-Doan's. For
sale By al dealers. 30 cents q box.
FosterHilburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-08-19
COLUMBlA'S NEW SUN DIAL
Unusual and Unique Gift Which the
Glass Of 1885 Has Presented to
the University.

Boston-The class of 1885 OF the
Columbia University Law school has
recently presented gift both unusual
and unique to the university In an
enormous sun dial, which Is to remain
as a memorial to the twenty fifth ami
versary OF the graduation Of the class.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-08-19
Nipped in the Bud.

The Minister (stopping to teal
No, thank you, must decline on the
cucumbers.
Little Tommie-Guess you're afraid
Of the tummy ache, but you don't need
to be, cuz when ! have 1t mamma al
ways rubs-" G. D-Boston Her
aid
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-08-19
The Reform He Needed

Earnest But Prosy Street Corner
Orator want land reform; | want
housing reform: want educational re-
form; / want
Bored Voice-Chloroform
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-08-19
Didn't Want His Chewed,

Bill-Dont you like to see a dog
chewing a bone?
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-08-19
DRIVEN ALMOST CRAZY.
Bakersfield, CAL, Woman's Awful Sur
fering.

Mrs. H. w. Heagy. 1915 L st., Ba-
kersfeld. Cal, says: Doctors failed
to help me and was in despair. The
kidney secreuons scaldad terribly and
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-08-19
Men are always betting that their
sins will not find them out,

DR.. Perce's Plea SAINT Pellets hrs. put up ~ years
ago They regulate and inv gorate stoma ach i've
and bowels Sugar-coAted tiny granulea
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-08-19

my friend" said the solemn man
on the railroad tran, do you drink
Intoxicating liquors?"
"Sure!" cried tho convivial chap.
"Much obliged for the invitation. Got
. flask with your"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-08-19
GOSSIP AT PIERRE.

Governor Vessey, Atty. Gen. Clark
and Commissioner of Schools and
Public Lands Dokken are in the Hills
to represent the state in the selection
Of 10000 acres of land to be taken
from the Hills sections and the title
turned over to the state
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-08-19

Governor Vessey has granted paroles
for Alfred Martin, sentenced from
Pennington county on charge Of as
sault with intent to kill; L. w. Borst,
sent from Edmunds county, on a
charge of grand larceny; and James
Banson, sent from Meade county on
charge Of robbery.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1910-08-19

Pc TOOK our ease at our inn.
\ my friend Frampton and l.
The road in front of us led
where our boat lay, and
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-02-10

and Hubbard soap pedder Not one OF them is
ashamed Of his early occupation. All OF them are
proud Of their experiences in the University OF Hard
Knocks, but they were all too busy to waste their
time in idle gossip and agitation and in making
complaints to the boss As rule the boss is busy.
Everything is not sunshine with him even II ne
does live better than others. The natural laws Oh
compensation up all things in this world. Inc
man who has much is haIassed in looking after It.
The man who has little, is worried about getting
more. The fellow who works for the boss may have
his troubles but the boss does not to hear them
They become annoying The boss does nothunt uI
others to aff1jct them with his troubles. He keeps
them to himself.
It is good plan not to be kicker or squealer
an agitator or an insurgent. The best way to gel
along is to keep busy, possess silent tongue
"and work just as hard when the boss is away al
when he is watching"
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-02-10

The FELLOW who plays the good -Lord-good-
devil act is of no material benefit to anything The
man with india rubber for backbone never wins
battle or successfully carries through great business
enterprise The man who is al things to all men
never rises high in the world. Napoleon was man
of iron nerve. When informed that the finances OF
France we're in poor condition, he replied: "Neve1
mind the finances-I will fix them''-and he did by
raiding other nations for ransom. Washington re-
fused to give up while his troops were practically
starving at Valley Forge. Gen. Grant had more
backbone than all the other Generals OF the Union
army during the Civil War; When any OF those
men said, "yes,' it meant YEs-and when they SAID
"no" it meant NO. They were oldfashioned anc
crude perhaps in their ways at times but they were
successful and as American history recedes Wash
ington, jackson, Lincoln and Grant stand out more
prominently each succeeding year as America
greatest men. They were all owners OF backbone
and meant what they said when they said it,
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-02-10
EDITo RIAL.

The MAN who does his work quietly and un-
obtrusively, but effectively, is the who counts
highest He is onehundred percent man. The
man of eternal excuses the one who ia constantly
running to the boss with complaints becomes tire
some and finally Ioathsome. In business lie it be-
comes necessary to suffer in silence many atfronts
and downright insults. The man who is at his post
and attends to his duties without watching is the
man of the minute al the time.
Sometime ago Mr.. John D. Rockefeller, in
addressing young men, said: "Work just as hard
when the boss is away as when he is watching.
Mr.. Rockefeer's experience has been extended and
varied and he knows what honest and reliable men
are worth to an immense business or great corpo-
ration And so does Mr.. Andrew Carnegie. They
have each developed long list of junior partners
whose Individual wealth is above the million mark in
dollars.
Mr. Ebert Hubbard, in his message to Garcia,
made great hit with the business men OF theword.
In giving command it is customary nowadays among
business and professional simply to say, "carry
the message to Garcia" That means, do bubble,
or ask million questions but be on your way in the
enterprise in which you are engaged.
The chronic comp lainer soon becomes null
sance and dsturber of other peoples morals. Dis
satisfied himself he is anxious to turn every one he
can against the DOSS LII IL uooulcoS W coy sum
persons are always looking for another job. The
constant kicker the fellow who whnes and whlmpers,
will be found in every Office, store and shop He
thinks he ought to be treated better than his neigh
bors. And all the time his busy tongue is turning
off the drivelingsof scateredf not scrambled brains
He is the fellow no to converse with
but nevertheless he thrusts himself upon others
in various ways when he ought to be attending to
his work. The agitator has no manners-possesses
no decency-and generally very little sense. His
principal afliction however, is constant waggine
of the jaw. As has been said, she could walk away
and leave his mouth and it would keep running.
Do not be one of those fellows. Do not ct one O
those chaps pour his poisonous and jealous drool
ings into your ears. Spurn him with the contemp
his vicious actions merit.
It will pay to accept the advice OF such men
Rockefeller, Carnegie and Hubbard-all OF whom
find pleasure in doing things--keeping busy-an
primarily in attending to their own affairs Not on
of those men had any thing to startwth Rockefelle
was greengrocers clerk, Carnegie messenger 90
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-02-10

The UNITED STATES army has been reduced
twenty percent In numbers and no one has jumped
on Uncle Sans collar button tread on his coat
tails. No one has even dared to daily with one OF
his stray whskers.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-02-10

IRELAND's famous prison, Kilmainham Jail, at
Dublin is closed on account of the fact that there
are not enough prisoners in that city or nelghoor-
ing counties to warrant maintaining staff OF officers
to look after the place.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-02-10
boldne$$ Wins.
Ss33OGGe<

Are you in earnest? Seize this very minute,
What you can do, or dream you can, begin 1T;
Boldness has genius, power and magic IN It,
Only engage and then the mind grows heated;
Begin and then the work will be completed.
Goethe.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-02-10

IT is SAID by some that the estate left by the
late Edward Fl. Hartman will foot up two hundred
million dollars. With that amount the family
ought to be able to move along for few years with
out federal or charitable aid.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-02-10

IT IS the fashion among wealthy women to
have plaster moulds made of their pet poodles
from which bronze casts are produced when the
aforesaid CANNES go to the eternal doglan q
Wonderful how much affection some women lavish
on little cur full of feas
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-02-10

The SUGAR TRUST and Standard Oil Co. are
getting theirs at present-but it will amount to
nothing in the end. The American people will not
mind anything less than the corporation control OF
the air and it's sale by the pint and quart.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-02-10
TO INMATES.

others 10 SEM
privilege be granteo ny
ana register
address person 70
must be Kept clean ana
manner received placed ooor
comply this oroe1
vhet herse a not
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-02-10

LONDON permits no building to be constructed
more than six stories in height On the other hand
there lie no ordinance against building toward the
bowels of the earth. All of which saves lot of
rubbernecking.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-02-10
CHURCH NOTICE.

Service in the Sunday morning
alternate Sunday Kew T.
Benson and chaplans.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-02-10

The EASIEST way to go through life is alongthe
lines of least resistance. The chap who climbs over
rough and rugged roads must expect to find fall
occasionally.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-02-10

L
taken in certain quarters to the
of the word "pimple" in
matter purporting to be verse, now
therefore follows hereafter de-
fence, clue; tation or glori6cation
of the use OF 1eaforesaid word inthe
aforementioned matter. There
is general agreement in high legal
circles that a pimple, considered
by itself (all attendant circum-
stances being disregarded,) is not
SO much crime as an act of God.
On this theory, and bearing in
mind the axiom that "beauty is
truth, truth beauty" it will be
admitted that the subject is at
least proper to didactic or pastoral
verse. As an act of God it falls
within the scope of these forms.
A defense of its appearance in the
form which We imperfectly trans
late, society verse;" will however
require more space. Consider hrst
of all the inevitability of the dim
pie In verse of this kind. Dimples
are always in style; they adorn one
of the most important Of the sexes
from cradle todivorce- court. Con-
slider also, in this connection, the
scarcity of good rhymes to "dim-
ple." There is Simple, of course;
but the epithet is ludicrously in
appropriate. A dimple is a most
complex matter, worthy of hours
of careful study. There is also
"wimple;' but Doucet has no
quotation on wimples. Now "pim-
ple," it is evident. forms a COM
plete antithesis to 'sdimple," and
so far as Nature is concerned
Nature abhors vacuum. While
it is possible Ga complete authori
ty informs meg to cause the alter
nate appearance and disappearance
of a dimple by process of oscu
lation, if this conjuring trick hat
been tried on the other thing, NJ
record has been made of the ex
pertinent. Cold cam cannot
efface, nor massag soften it's in
finite durability. While mus
; be admitted that Shakespeare omit
tied to use the word when he re
marked go, that this too, too sole
flesh would melt" nobody Cal
, question it's employment in th
phrase, "pimpled jades of Asia,
or in 'the pimples and vanities O
this wicked world" 1t is fasci
mating subject, on which mono
graph might easily be writer
However, Shelley has settled tn
. question once for all where b
says:
"One hope is so like despair
I cannot explain it,
And pimple on thee too dear
d For me to profane it."
II READING is like travel. It is in
: possible to go everywhere and sc
everything. 1t is equally impo'
sible to sit still and read ever,
thing. There are other resen
u dances. The greatest enjoymer
u that the traveller can obtain is til
!. discovery of a quiet route far fro
. the trodden highway. Similar
there is nothing 80 soul-satisfyin
to the omnivorous reader as to di
Q cover book that the critics ha'
er missed, or one that has been TO
IL gotten by the world at larg
MANY an unpretentious book
verse or prose makes no stir in Il
It world but wins its way to Il
!" hearts of few who understan
Such a book, it would seem,
Id Robert Underwood Johnson's ct
lection of poems, the second ee
ton of which appeared last yea
- There is nothing epoch makil
about these verses-the author
name, one cannot but fear, willn
occupy niche in any vulgari
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-02-10

A GOOD LOCAL MAXIM: "'Tend tobiznuz-don't
say nothin and don tdo nothin cept tend to biznuz
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-02-10

THERE are any number of individuals who would
just as willingly lose eye give up dollar.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-02-10

The MAN of decent instinct will not endeavorto
"crowd I'M where he is not wanted.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-02-10

BECAUSE someone else does mean act is no
reason you should.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-02-10

IT TAKES small mind to feed on trifes not
trufaes.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-02-19

inE Performance ana a matinee ON
saturday only IfEts puph'Hf NHhtEHL gam
Will be- seen IN his lutrtt tae'rssl ~
HGnE au4 the Wizard Zine book Is ~
y. H8fticy Maptrrs and. Jll'aH l'd" .'l"-
fhe Giri ana the WIZARD won ,n-
tEusiasfir endorsement zoo Now York.
whore 10 Iau for four months ln NN'
Casino 10 also has 90 lts credit note
worthy records ot box ofN'' tt alrh'
been presented SINCE i'aNlhs NrN
THis new musical plaS is the urst
ffoit ~ its r-fltor as lthrFtttsi All
lis wrtirEs tul the stAsr Nrtr toi"fu
have been in serious A'tr. tHIith
Edwards Viii he retalled 9s NE Mrllr.
OF tUr ~rctr oi ifuIt Warden thi
ottr. deIsntffi music % Is said tHat
fn. piece gives Ar Bernard au "ppor
ttfffffN Iuf some really SERIOUS rnoftH.
showing that uts talents are nuf CON
sntd to comedy OF the German aiaiett
al. story or The Gisl auA .t.e W.
ard Las 90 do with a rich ole Weller.
rlat,~s O., NJ Reyrard. WHO forces nes
nephew to leave his house. teNt s~ ihr
1sftcr tas tHllen bon love
Aloe iu l1N efe fools saws he
They slave to make money O." nH> -"
as To- womer % wear 80 that other
mon mas admire tAru
The cid Jeweler forgets ais own
counsel and becomes oVtrutNrc 20
swaa. little maiden WHO would MARRY
hfni 90 save her father from NHaat laL
ruin Tie nephew lu tuV WvaDtiul
returns home 20 And that Lis uncle
Tie story ends happily whrn tnr OH
man r-lirquishes his sweetheart 90 th"
younger man.
Mr B~rnsrd's supporting company is
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-02-19

seats The Fiesta OF Flowers. and in the
third and fourth scenes are given mod
eru ard American minstre.sy BY the
entire company. From the standpoint
ot Costuming lighting and scenic ei-
fleets rhe hrst part x - said, never has
hDeu c4ualleo.
Mt Field wall appear a. every per.
formauce in a laughable skiI called
"rIe Banquet OF the Headwsiters
Union 4-I1-44 which AFFORDS him an
opportunity 10 Introduce one OF his In
iuitatIe monologues iu which VIII also
apEear doc Qutgley The dancing
duo. portu ana Werhe@ John Hesly
and his joe Miller 'oke book the COL
orcd Chandeliers. On crap shooting
contest. and a beautifully staged tab
leau. American From Pole 90 Pole
ln which Peary and BwaDa Tumbo are
introduced. are few OF tne spec. al
features. Others are Knapp and Lis
tetJe acrobat, comiqnes 4 Sunburnt
SaioWe' iu tHe dance OF the Seven
Walls and q southern idyli of song.
',l&pct and merrlLent Introducing the
great Holman aud Neiser lr their won
derful frog iWperSouatiou sGSur The
company uciuoeS 80 Of the finest min
strcl solrists in the country
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-02-19

The Nine Jomriii song recital hook
~ FOR tile Garrick theater SUNDAY ar
teruOOn. NaNIug been cancelled @u Hc-
count OF ire singers Illness. arrange
ineuts have been made by the CniVsr-
snl Motion and Life Picture co. 20 iu-
auguratr its series OF entertainments
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-02-19

the same that appeared with nirn dur
ing his New York season Ills lead
ing lady is Kitty Gordon, VINO Is from
GeOrga Edwards London Gaiety The
alter company. Others In the cast are.
Patricia CoIinse. Harriet Standou.
Hattie Lorraine Harry Corsou clark,
William Resell and large chorus OK
urtttF girls
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-02-19

teroptiug fenturesN There VIII be
plenty '"f cpmedN. as Well Rs novelties.
The h,adiiueI H. Miss LtN.illr saNoN
.fuu h"t assistants Boa original Paris
i4n Posing rhis act Isl series 1i
intrscsting living pictures, h"s utifuiF
staged The Avon Trio. comedy aero
sistiul OF difncuIt acrubatir frAts. won
derful stunts in hoiancing ana ronsl"
cradle comedy features. laugh pl"
'uking songs are th' sprrialtt ui Law
renee kddu. who is also a tupahlr
com CHAN. ilurmohious melodies a''
Vtoauctd from y grrat AarirB az pa
.strai INSTRUMENTS hA ilVrmap und ~.
rts. while "A novelty act iH pr"f'nird hF
Sweeney and EooHrA. siuErts dha hn
der dancers otto and tort"ll, Gtrnihi
comedians. are seen in iAus Nhhi-
sketch. while ono tlNdc a co. COME
dlans, add 10 the fun- making. Ernie
(Continucd ON Page FiNe,l
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-02-19

abroad poftrayins the native redman
aud woman of America. She is typiCul
of De- race FROM which shr comes and
hrr ltiIr, supple uoN tmputh sud ln-
difidusitty Co her portrayal of the mail
carrier.
che play opens with scene On the
plains " here tno mail Varrtpr. hA a
daring ride. suatchNs the daughter 90 "a
colonel from certain death under THE
feet Of herd uf huffalnes AZ the play
progresses a love affair develops bee
tween Wcp-Ton- No Nah and the coll
.unels Gaughtcr. but does not boar
fruition until the Indian. aftVr years
of waiting. aNenEes the murder 90 his
father bY a cDNNardiA SpanlaFd Tho
struggle thar rusues when Wep-Ton
No Nah nnallN oVtrtukes his enemy is
plenty
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-02-19
LAFAYETTE.

tio-Wou- Gu-Mohawk the outN lo-
1IAu actress on tie American stage
eo.a-s 10 I'll" Lafayette theattr next
week SEQ a new piece. t-f product or
trr OWN pen tn, Indian Mai Can
Ft-s lu which size appears ir The mas
cuiiue role 80 w p-fou Mo- Nah the
mali carrier TO Won Goa obaWk
demon str4ted her ability 49, au q, trrss
I'M or, hiG success The Flaming Ar
row ard since her last Detroit sp-
pealanct las spent several years
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-02-19

.,audtN Ih. Otntr acts on the hlll Mil
hs Irr thrt., Diamonds street my
'sirlans iut-oduliuE tusvph i&umoud,
.AfolIut~t Laura HurkHN. ruAta'tef
tuauED rttrarmtT. the Wood iros--
Ir.sn athitt.s. on tbri double hNiuk
rings. ana tnr Microscope motioN pie
tur,~
Che headline attraction in the fem.
nj f,..t..r tn,. week of teh IS viii
bs Gtnrse A., ban in The Sign ~ ga"
Rose" rms nttlv play introducing MI
H.hau cas- au Italian lahurer, has h'th
s8cresSfni and IL Will soon
he rnc m.auA nf lhtrohuctng tnis tai
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-02-19

tntrd actor as star IN legitimate
drama. as 90 Has been elaborated into
"a fll-Itrgth piece hy the author e.
T. oaEry who is also the author ot the
famous drama. lu ola Kentucky. a
SHE SIGN of the Rose was written eS-
1r-t l.l4N 10 give Nj Bebau am oppor
tuuit, loo character role his laSt
appearance 100 Detroit was IN sunnort
uf Lew Fields Ot the same bill WIKI
MI Rebau Ull De- Howard n North.
who return WITH their arst and origiual
WELLINGTON sketch Those We're iiapp>
DAYS
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-02-19
IYcEIM VI.

AL q. Field and his Greater Min
ing week In the Ivceurn tNeata~ and
will give special Washington birth
day matinee in addition 20 th~ usual
sunday "Wednesday and SATURDAY. mat
frees The SHOW this year is sdid TO
be tho hest ever presented boy NJ Field