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The Elbert County tribune., 1910-05-27
Safe.

''Hullo. Billie" said the freshman to
a classmate. who was whistllng blithe-
ly as he walked along. "Wither away?"
I'm goin' up to DR.. Cuttem's to be
examined for appendicitis said the
other.
"Geerusalem! You don't seem to be
very much worried about it," said the
first.
"Oh. no." smiled Billie. There won't
be anything doin'. I've never been able
to pass an examination the first time
in all my fair young life.
Weekly.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-05-27

king, was laid to rest in 1861. In the
same year Queen victoria's mother.
the duchess of Kent. was buried In an
elaborate tomb in the grounds near by.
In 1901 Queen Victoria herself was
buried in the mausoleum beside her
husband.
The structure is probably one of the
most elaborate of the kind in exist
ence. 1t was planned In minute detail
by Queen Victoria as a memorial to
the prince consort. The general pub
lie is not admitted to the chamber
where lie the royal bodies in two i'm
mense sarcophagi. but the spot is
great magnet for tourists. dozens of
whom inspect the marble mausoleum
daily.
King George DisIIkes His Office.
The new monarch is good inten.
toned and amiabIe and is not lacking
In common sense, native ability.
whereto have been added all the ad.
vantages of fine training. but his
tastes are domestic and he dislikes
the publicity and conspicuousness of
his new prerogatives. He would be
happy to live the life of a country
squire, and already it is a common
saying tEat Queen Mary will exercise
all the social powers which appertain
to the throne and will have a strong
influence as well in all affairs of state.
This is unfair exaggeration, but the
new court will be markedly differ.
ent from that of Edward. SeveraI
conspicuous figures will disappear.
and the court of King George will
bear close resemblance to that of
Queen Victoria.
Now that King Edward is gone 1,
is possible to give some hint of the
paradoxical effect of his death. His
influence. as all the world knows, wa.
more powerfully for peace than that
OF any man of modern times. yet curl.
ously enough his death removes one
cause of friction between England and
Germany.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-05-27

Cinder gray cashmere would look
well made up in this simple but smart
way: the tunic is semifitting and is
drawn in above the waist by wide
band which reaches to the sides of
front. this is lightly braided. SO also
are the edges of underskirt and over
sleeves. while strip is taken across
the lower edge of yoke. which is Of
tucked chiffon to match undersleeves.
Hat of straw swathed in tulle and
trimmed with punches of small pink
flowers.
Materials required: yards cash
mere. 11s yards tucked chiffon, 3
dozen yards braid.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-05-27
WORLD GATHERS
At KINGS BIER
Funeral Ceremonies of Edward
VII. Attended by Representa-
tives of All Nations.
THOUSANDS GAZE ON COFFIN
For Three Days Subjects Of the Late
Monarch View Remains Lying In
State-FlnaI observances at
Royal Palace Of Windsor.

London, Eng.-With all the pomp
and formal obseryances befitting the
obsequies of the ruler of a great ia
ton. King Edwards funeral pageant
on May 20 Is classed as the most i'm
posing ceremonial in the history of
Great Britain's capital.
The streets through which the pro-
cession passed were lined with upward
OF 10000 picked troops of the British
army. and among the mourners were
the rulers of every country in Europe.
or their representatives. In this as
sembly ex-President Roosevelt rode as
the special envoy of the United States.
every honor being accorded Americas
distinguished representative.
At conservative estimate 100000
persons passed through Westminster
hall to look upon the coffin of the king
lying in state Barriers were built, by
means of which the people were
ushered through in four lines at the
rate of $4,000 an hour. The body of
the late king was not exposed to view.
The mourners saw only the coffin,
with the official regalia and heaps of
flowers. 4r.
Queen Mother Chose Hymns.
The hymns sung at the service at
Windsor were all of the queen moth
er's choice. They were my God. My
Father. While Stray" Now the La.
borer's Task Is Ger" and 81 Heard a
Voice From Heaven"
Scotland yard had all its detectives
on duty. and these were reinforced by
a hundred more from continental
cities. All visitors were watched. but
there was little real fear of anarchistic
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-05-27
chantecIer Stationery.

The chantecler stationery is deci.
dedly prettier than some of the millin.
cry named after this famous play.
The correspondence cards with en-
velopes to match are especially
charming. The tone of the paper is of
a rich cream. like the tint of a pale
brown egg. gilt-edged and decorated
in the right-hand corner. The flaps
of the envelopes have scarlet roost-
ers.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-05-27
Warm Weather Is Comma.

A delinquent subscriber was dying
and the editor dropped in to see him.
pusher
IAN looks bright before me-" gasped
the subscriber.
81 thought so.' said the editor.
you'll see the blaze in about ten min
utes."
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-05-27
A Reminder.

Querierly-Did you enjoy your voy-
age around Cape Horn?
Lukbacher-No: 1t reminded me too
much OF one of my boyhood days.
Querierly-one of your boyhood
days?
Lukbacher-Yes, the day when
smoked my first cigar - Chicago
News.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-05-27
Embarrassing.

I'll have to get another typewriter"
said the bustling man. This one is
constantly stopping my dictation to
ask how some word is spelled
That's a great loss of time"
81 don't mind the time. but 1t inter-
feres with discipline for me to have
to keep saying / don't know."-Wash-
ington Star.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-05-27

attempts. because 1t was known that
every one under surveillance would be
deported from England If any trouble
were caused on this occasion. and it
was not likely that the persons OF the
anarchist type would give up volun-
tarily their safest refuge In Europe.
The procession to Westminster hall
May II for the lying In state was al
most on as great scale as the fu-
neral procession. The cortege included
King George and all the foreign SOW
ereigns on horseback. and the queen
mother and the royal ladies in car
riages.
When the funeral procession started
every street car in London came to a
standstill for a quarter of an hour. All
the public houses in London were
closed while the procession was pass
ing.
No Distinction Shown.
There was no distinction as to per-
son nor were there any ticket privi-
leges for the lying in state in West
minister hall. All had to take their
turn in line.
At st. Georges chapel, at Windsor.
from whence the body was carried to
its final resting place the carved
stalls were removed in order to give
place to timber seating. Otherwise
not tenth of those entitled to attend
would have been able to enter. The
chapel was draped with violet hang
ings.
Violet was the predominant tone of
all the funeral drapings and public
decorations. 1t being we'll known that
King Edward greatly disliked the
gloom given by black draperies.
The service held in Westminster
abbey did not form any part of the
royal funeral. 1t was a memorial
service held especially for those mem
bers of the house of lords and house
of commons. who were unable to go
to Windsor.
Electric standards were fixed around
ths place in Westminster hall where
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-05-27
A SOLDIERS EXPERIENCE.
Hardships Of Army Life Brought On .
Severe Case Of Kidney Trouble.

H. N. Camp. 1855
Delaware ST., Dem
yer. Colo. says: Dur
ing the Spanish-Amer-
lean war. l contract
ed a severe kidney
trouble. After re-
turning home. l was
under a physician's
care for months, but
grew gradually worse.
Finally / got SO bad
l could not hold the
urine at all. l also
had intense suffer-
ing from back pains.
Doan's Kidney Pills
m a de Improvement
from the first, and
soon / was well and
strong"
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-05-27

the catafalque stood. The public was
admitted until ten o'clock at night
The catafalque occupied the spot on
which Gladstone's catafaique stood.
The Court at Windsor.
The court removed to Windsor the
day before the funeral. The arch
bishop of Canterbury. assisted by
Canon Wilberforce. conducted a short
service at Westminster hall on the ar
rival of the body on May II. The
members OF both houses of parliament
attended this service.
Neither NJ. Loubet. NJ. Delcasse nor
NJ. Clemenceau formed part Of. the
French mission to attend the funeral
of King Edward. Premier BRAND in
tended to go. but also gave up the
idea. owing to the fact that Emperor
William was there. Under these cir
cumstances the mission was purely
formal. 1t consisted of NJ. Pichon.
minister of foreign affairs; General
Dalstein, military governor of Paris;
Admiral Marquis and an attache rep
resenting President Fallieres.
Roosevelt Among the Monarchs.
Ex-President Roosevelt, who was
named as special envoy of the United
States to attend the funeral of King
Edward. was presented to King George
soon after his arrival in London. Mr..
Roosevelt occupied place with the
visiting monarchs in the funeral pro-
cession and attended the burial at
Windsor.
tackles Drew Carriage.
King George being so closely
identified with the navy. the naval con-
tingents took a prominent part in the
ceremonies. Bluejackets drew the
gun carriage to Windsor, as they did
the carriage which bore the body of
Victoria, although on that occasion
they did so because the horses be-
came restive.
Soldiers from the kings company.
grenadier guards. kept sentry watch
over the body In the throneroom at
Buckingham palace. They were re-
lieved each hour. With simple cere-
mony some one of the visiting royal
ties entered the room every now and
then. and the widowed queen went
there frequently.
Body In Magnificent Tomb.
The bCjy of King Edward lies with
that of his immediate ancestors in the
magnificent mausoleum at Frogmore,
in the Home park of Windsor castle.
In this structure, erected by Queen
Albert Edward. father of the late
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-05-27
A Novelty.

Barker-rve an absolutely new idea
In insurance.
Parker-Elucidate.
Barker--A scheme whereby alimony
will be paid both parties in case mar
riage should prove q failre.-Illus-
trated Sunday Magazine.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-05-27
Not Our Language.

Your wife says your youngest baby
can talk"
yes" answered Bliggins, with a
slight hesitation. But he appears to
take naturally to something like vola-
puk or esperanto. o.''-Washington Star.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-05-27
The Valuable Match.

There was loud splash, and mo-
ment later dripping head appeared
above the waves. On the end of the
dock was stevedore nonchalantly
lighting his pipe.
Help. mani" cried the chap in the
water. Cant you see am over
board? / can't swim"
How often have you been DOWN.
asked the stevedore. shielding the
Pickering match from the wind.
"Once. believe. but hurry up. mani
Give me a hand."
you wait! You have two more
times yet to go down. and have only
one match. I'll catch you on the last
trip."-Exchange.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-05-27
What Accounted for II.

Bad Debt Collector want to see
your husband.
Housewfe-He's out of town.
Bad Debt Collector-That accounts
for it. just saw him through the
window and noticed he had far
away look.-Brooklyn Life.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-05-27
Considerable plffsrsncs.

Post-I don't see the difference be-
tween playing bridge for prizes and
gambling for money.
Parker-There's a lot. When you
play for money you get something
worth having.-St. Louis Post-Dis-
patch.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-05-27
UnoIe Ezra Saws.

Some folks stir up a hornets nest
Jest SOS the next feller who comes
erlong will get stung. Boston Her
aid.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-05-27
Hair and Illness.

A long illness no longer means sac
rificed hair. Except in cases Of brain
FEVER hair is rarely shaved; even thin
ming and shedding are overcome
quickly.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-05-27
In Washinuton.

THAT fellow seems to be extrava-
CANT"
"Hopelessly. Spends his own money
Just rs II 1t were the governments."-
Kansas City Journal.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-05-27
Sarcasm In tho Box.

Judge-Then when your wife seized
the weapon you ran from the house?
Plaintiff-Yes, sir.
Judge-But she might not have used
IL.
Plaintiff-True. your honor. Maybe
she picked up the flatiron just to
smooth things over.-Boston Tran
script.
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-05-27

Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents a
The Elbert County tribune., 1910-05-27

A mustard plaster can always be
depended upon to do something smart.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-05-08
GREEK LETTERS FEED

Sigma Alpha Epsilon Of Southern
California held their regular monthly
meeting and banquet at the Hollen-
heck hotel last night. About twenty
Ave different universities and colleges
were represented. Z. ID. Lyman, Stan
ford. presided. Those present We're
Gorge r. Hay. Nat Coleman, j. Moss
bacher Herbert Howard 1ierpeT'
White Thomas Hastings, A. r. Kill
core Mr. James, Mr.. GoWdy, Mr.
T9cl,son. M. r. shannon, G. w. Phelps,
percy l.. Wicks. Wnled Andrews, Mr..
Yeaman. e. L. Hutchins n. w. Eek
man. an Mr.. spanger, Gesner Williams
John Phelps and Thomas Lee Wool
wine,
Los Angeles herald., 1910-05-08
SORRY, SAYS Pope
AND IS FORGIVEN
Dove of Peace BroodS Over City
Club Again After Period
of Turbulence
STATE TREASURER SPEAKER
William R. Williams Explains the
Need of System of Uni
form Accounts

All is serene at the City club for by
a unanimous vote yesterday the club
rebuked John 7. Pope a little for his
indiscretion of a week ago, accepted
his abopogy and told him not to let
it happened again. Mr.. Pope asked Alva
Adams. former governor of Colorado,
several questions at the City club
luncheon a week ago, and last week
many members of the club wrote the
board of governors asking that Pope
be expelled.
President F. G. Finlayson explained
to the club yesterday that it was un-
constitutional to eXpel a member from
the club unless written charges were
preferred against him, but that the
secretary had written a letter to Pope
saving that the club would he much
Obliged if he would resign or apollo
gize, or do something about it.
Then Mr.. Finlayson explained that
before the letter was written Pope had
received a letter from former Cover
nor Adams in which the urbane states
man had expressed regret for the in
cident. but based it on misinfOrmation
and overzealousness to learn the truth
In reply to this letter Pope had writ
ten expressing his sincere regret that
he had overlooked the prOprieties and
declaring that Adams was right Wheh
he said Pope'S purpose in ASKING lle
questions was to gain informatloil'
Pone wrote the same kind of an apol-
ogv to the club and said his unquench-
able thirst for information had caused
him to forget his table manners, and
that he would never. never, never 40
il again. That satisfied the club and
the unanimous vote of forgiveness 1ol-
lowed.
STATE TREASURER SPEAKS
William r. Williams, state treasurer,
was the attraction at the CLUBS luncl-
CON Yesterday. He spoke on uniform
nuhlic accounts He led off by saying
that California has poor system IN
state and county and most OF us cltS
offices. He said the loose system OF
cbacks and balances gives officials
chance TO appropriate a little now ana
then with perfectly good intentions OF
nuttins it back when wheat goes up
70 80 q, bushel. So inviting were these
onnortunities, said Mr.. WllnamS' ul1I
the surety companies will not go Oh
the bonds of state treasurer AOI "
county treasurer or tax collector IN
1o., +bav are thoroughly secured by
somebody else. He pointed out l%Ie %
falllts in the system and said the oniy
,,onoedv he could see was general sldIt
.a,1nerIyisIon. He told how an elIorl
had heen made to have the last iesl9-
lat,1re enact law providing lOt
state superintendent of accounts tiIat
SyouId S.orT stop some of the troubles; put
that some interested officials aldn
want a state superintendent SnUopmls S3 .a
ohout their officials and the PIN was
5D4"' iagt in the legislature Another, at
ton1pt toT y will be made next year to have
" When 7jll,5i Mr.. Williams had concluded
1,,1,ln W lle'i r y. Wilbur made a little
sneech. in which he said that some I,,54od o5
tbe abuses Mr.. Williams had polnte9d
ont were in violation of state laWS aiiI
~ ,a,, instead of more legislation
Los Angeles herald., 1910-05-08
FINE SEASON FOR DEER,
DECLARES CAME WARDEN
Small Shots Plentiful Is Report
of w. B. Morgan, Who Has
Recovered from Illness

"There Is more game in the hills and
brush in Los Angeles county this year
that there has been in the last Ten
wears" declared w =. Morgan, county
same warden, yesterday, upon MS re-
turn to his office from spell of Illness
et his country home. Mountain guam
esnecfallv are numerous, and the foot
hills appear to be alive with them
Protection of game under the state
laws was given by Morgan S the rea-
son for the increase in the number OF
birds and other game. He declared
that the surface conditions in Los An
relies county were better for the pro-
tection of small game than in any other
county in the state, because OF the
thick scrub oak and other shrubbery.
sharp canyons in the mountains are
also given as good places for the
breeding of game, because II is dlI1l'uII
Tor the hunters TO get at birds and
PLENTY o.. GAME
"rbore always has been more game
IN this county than hunters believed
said Morgan. Tho old-timc hunters
who know the habits of game always
get out early in the opening Of the
shooting season. In a few days the
game scatters To hiding places, and
then the green hunters go out ana
don't find anything" Then they return
and tell you all tho game has been
killed off. This is where they are mis-
taken.'
we're more plentiful than they had been
in many years, and he predicted fine
sport for hunters on the opening of the
season this fan.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-05-08
r,n1rs rsrrcIALLY INyIrED

To see Hipolito self-regulating roller
ecreen and reversible window demon
strated. Call 634-3S Maple avenue.
IIinolito Screen and Sash company.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-05-08

w. n. Woods win form class Tor pc
,',,ar, in dancing Monday evening,
E5av Nav Q, 74S South F1gueroa street.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-09-19
LEON (PICKET.) C0BURN
IN TROUBLE AGAIN
Montpelier Young Man Said to Have
Traded Horse Flesh Not His Own at
a Boot Of sio-He Is Placed
Under $500 Bail

leon Coburn. better known az "Pick-
et,p was arraigned m Montpelier city
court this forenoon on the charge Of
obtaining money under false pretensee,
and was held in $500 bonds for contin-
unnce of one week.
Ellis Henry and Charles Martin OF
South Barre went 70 Montpelier Satur-
day night, driving q pair Of horses. one
Of the pair belonging to each Of the men.
and they had decided that, If they had
a good opportunity. they would trade
horses. They drove in back Of the
blanchard block. where farmers arc apt
10 congregate and hitch their horses,
thinking there might Be chance there
TO pull of the trade. II 50 happened
that Henry Carr Of Berlin also drove
his team II back Of the block 70 hitch,
and then left it to 20 into Brooks store
10 trade
When the South Barre men arrived.
Cobufn was standing near the Carr
horse and asked Mr.. Henry and Mr..
Martin II they would trade horses A
price was settled on. and the men start
ed to change the horses. when Mr.. Carr
came ont. When the true nature of the
case was learned, the police were notified
and Cohurn was arrested IL is said
that Cohurn had agreed TO swap with
$40 to boot. after being beaten down
from his original demand for S25 to
hOof
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-09-19

At the University Of Vermont, Which
Opens Next Week.

Burlington, Sept. lO-~There are indi'
cations oi 4 goodsize entering class AZ
the university Of Vermont this year
The entrance examinations viii start on
Friday and college viii open on Wedncs-
day Of next week The entrance re.
quirements are becoming more strict
each year, and more students than usual
are being required 10 take examinations
rather than entering on certificates.
Among the changes in the faculty arc
The following
Prof. W. j. Upson, who win take the
place recently vacated by Professor
Freedman as head Of the department Of
electrical engineering has already ar
rived and settled with his family at l7s
South Prospect street Professor Jpson
comes here directly from Ohio state uni-
yersity, where he was assistant profess
OF Of electrical engineering. He is a
graduate Of Princeton university and
taught there for some time after gradu-
alton. lie at one time did graduate
work At the University college, London.
Professor Upson is native Of Cleveland,
Ohio
w I. Fulton will take the place Of
G. n Pierce as assistant professor in the
department Of civil engineering. He viii
assist Professors Thomas and Votey IN
their work. Professor Fulton is grad
uate Of the university Of Mississippi, Of
which institution his father was chan
cellor for IL years. He comes here from
Iowa state university.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-09-19
wyLLIE-ccYNE.
Wedding at St. Monica's Church This
Morning.

A pretty wedding took place at ST
Momica's church at o'clock this morn
ing. when Miss Mary Josephine Coyne
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs Patrick NJ
Coyne Of e4 Summer street, and David
L. Willie were united in marriage by
Rev. Father LaFountain The couple
were attended BY Miss Margaret Covne,
sister Of the bride and James Gal,
lagner. katherine Coyne and Dorothy
Nyllie We're the flower girls. During the
ceremony Mrs. Callaghan presided at the
organ, and James Coyne, brother Of
the bride, PLAYED the volin. The bride
wore gown Of pale blue satin and a
hat To match. The bridesmaid wore
white hamburg.
After the ceremony the nuptial mass
was celebrated A large party Of
friends and relatives were present at the
ceremony and collation. was served at
the brides home after the mass. Mr..
and Mrs. Wyllie left on the noon train
for trip through Massachusetts and
Oh their return will reside at "a Sum
mer street. The bride has been em-I
ployed in Eaton's studio for the past
four years. The groom is a stoneeut-
ter. Both Mr.. and Mrs. Wylllic have
many friends VINO wish them happiness.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-09-19
TAFT AND ROOSEVELT CONFER.
Will Talk Over Politics This Afternoon
at New Haven.

New Haven, Conn. Sept. l0.--Presi-
dent Taft will confer late this after
noon regarding politics with Colonel Theo-
dore Roosevelt. Secretary Norton would
rot confirm the report until advised that
Roosevelt mad left Oyster Bay
Slipping quietly over in his motor
boat from Oyster Bay 10 Black Rock
and thence BY motor boat to New ha-
ven, Colonel Roosevelt arrived this aft
ernoon with Lloyd G. Griscom OF New
York az a desolate spot near town and
was met bv Secretary Norton with an
auto. They three, President Taft. and
Otto Barnard, former Republican mayor
atty candidate in New York nnehqd al
the home OF Henry G. White, friend
OF President Hadley Of Yale 0stensibly,
the gathering is for the discussion or
New York state politics, but Il is limited
that the president and ex-president will
exchange views on the national situa-
tion. This il the tirst political talk the
two have had since Rooseyelt's return,
their Beverly meeting being devoted TO
personal "reminiscences. That the re-
quest for the conference should have
com from Colonel Roosevelt, through
Barnard and Griseom, is regarded as Of
the utmost significance and IN view Of
Ro0sevelt's recent utterances 70 support
certain Taft policies. politicians profess
to see desire on the part Of Roosevelt
to make his peace with Taft Ali sorts
of rumors are aaoat, but none of the
participants IN the conference could be
seen.