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La Junta tribune., 1910-08-06
Humor ..e Philosophy
D. DUNCAN n. SssrTu
CHANGE HANDS.

On March the fourth
A settled plan
II is to change
Our hired man.
A new on. comes
The old one quits.
And 20 the bench
A has-been fits
Though the incumbent
May not ask
For leisure from
His four year task
Yet In the midst
OF all the talk
He takes the hint
And takes "A walk.
on with the old.
on with the new
We change the captain
And the crew.
But still amid
The storms and udes
Tn. ship Of state
Ssrensly 1iid.s
And who would know
There was chAnge'
We notice nothing
New or strange
SIN bills come In.
SIN II Is true
That every mont
The rent come. due.
La Junta tribune., 1910-08-06
Ne Missed IL.

His great grandfather was hanged. :
"He seems 10 bc good and healthy.
Yes he Is that"
Evidently II Isn't hereditary"
La Junta tribune., 1910-08-06
No, Hts Turn.

WI YOU bc my wife,
Il would but for une thing"
"what Is thatT
"A previous engagement
La Junta tribune., 1910-08-06
Natural precue.

Ever been on q roof garden -
NO
"what do they raise there
"Ralse the roof, | guess
La Junta tribune., 1910-08-06
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

II l. 80 hard 20
understand til 9
mental siiltud. o!
some people BE-
cAus. they have
none
The slim won
nn would liz. Go
b. plump. and the
plump " o IN a q
would Tx. TO be-
thin henc. the
beauty doctor
La Junta tribune., 1910-08-06

The way TO earn money Is to worL
for II. but that hardly comes under the
classification ~ high finance.
La Junta tribune., 1910-08-06

b- careful about taking on.ns. lest
you i- tempted To return II.
If ~. all kep, our troubles TO our.
selves. would sympathy dry up or xo
Begging
La Junta tribune., 1910-08-06

Man experiences pocket edition 81
the panic every Tin. h. passes a MILL.
pery store In company with his wife.
La Junta tribune., 1910-08-06

INV pisuiNk MIL
One kindergarten.
-Four lumber yards.
One fire department.
Six school buildings.
Three livery stables.
Two steam laundries.
Free delivery o, mails.
ono cold storage plant.
Three telegraph offices.
Two automobile garages.
One band and orchestra.
One flf,ecn.,on ice plant
An altitude OF 1000 feet
Twcn,y.four social clubs.
School population OF 1900.
Finest climate u the world.
Two moving picture shovs.
La Junta tribune., 1910-08-06

When things - wrong with gu,
nHishbor II Is easier TO cheer up thar
when they 20 wron. at home.
La Junta tribune., 1910-08-06
Three Hundred Mile. Of Opportunity

; > : = ** 80
La Junta tribune., 1910-08-06

The world couid msnas. TO rub
etonx withost IA. but we are rsthss
giAd that Il doesn't have 10.
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Eysry fsean contains psssscsson'l
1eeU. ghsa5ee. a e g. 81 sss
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MORTGAGE SALE

Notice is hereby given, That that GER
Ella A. Mayo and Henry A. Mayo, her
husband, Mortgagors, to Fargo Loan
agency Mortgagee, dated the end day of
May "A. ID. nineteen hundred and eight
Q9OS) and filed for record in the Office OF
the register of deeds of the county of Penn
bina and state of North Dakota on the 5th
day of June A. ID. 1908 at $40 O'Clock a. M,
and recorded in Book 96 of mortgages at
page 26 will be foreclosed by a sale Of the
premises in such mortgage and herein
after described. at the front door of the
cou.t house in the city of Pembina, in the
county of Penlbna and state of North
Dakota, at the hour of two o'clock p. NJ. on
Saturday the 3Otll day of July, 1910, to
| satisfy the amount due upon said mort
gage on the day of sale.
The premises in said mortgage and
which will be sold to satisfy the same, are
those certain premises situated in the
county of Pembina and state of North
LAX Dakota, and described as follows, to-wit:-
The southwest quarter (SW1D of section
three d69, range fifty six (5G, containing
one hundred tifty-two 2S-10O f1522S) acres
of land, more or less, according to the
government survey thereof
lhere will be due on such mortgage at
the date of sale the sum of one hundred
sixty one 81 100 ($161.SD dollars, this sum
including the 1909 taxes paid in accordance
with the terms and conditions of said
mortgage.
FARGO LOAN AGENCY,
JNO. ID. FARRAND, MORTGAGES.
Attorney for Mortgage Fargo, NORTH,
Dakota.
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Chrysanthemums,

ChrysanthemunS stand fourth &.
commercial importance among flowers
Only the rose. the violet and the car
nation surpass them. and that cleh,
because the clryS;lDthenuln season l..
SO short. while the others can be had
from the florist nc;lrly the whole ye:;,
round. Greece gave us the name
Chrysanthemum mems golden dow
err" But the name was invented lon:
before the BLK butter yellow globe
were known ii the accident. 1t re-
ferred to the prevailing gold in til
small varieties that were known
Strangely enough. the first chrys;.u
themum brought into Europe WAS M
gold. but purple. 1t was IL small flow
er about two inches across. shape,
like an aster. Somel,mly took it t,
Europe from China IN 17!N,-and, pres
to. the modern history of chrysantht.
NUNS was begun.-A
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MORTGAGE SALE.

Notice is hereby given. That that certain
llll,nlrtsaeG, executed and delivered by
i.ll; a. Mayo and Henry a. Mayo. he
husband. Mortgagors, to Fargo LoanApen
CN Hortgagcc, dated the 2nd day Of June
n. u. nineteen Hundred and eight (19lS)
ana filed for record in the office Of the
Segister OF Deeds of the county of Penn
blna and state of North Dakota on the 1ltl
Gay, N June A. q. 1908, at 9:45 O'clock a. III.
ana recorded in Book So of Mortgages, at
page 2ljS, will be foreclosed Ey a sale of the
pre- misses in such mortgage and herein
alter described. at the front door of the
court house in the city of Pembina in
ne countysof Pembina and state of North
Dakota. at the hour of two o'clock d. in.,
on on. saturday the 3Otll day of July. 1910, to
satlsfN the amount due upon said mort
gage on the day of sale.
The premises described in said mort
gage and which will be sold to satisfy. the
same. are those certain premises situated
in the county of Pernbina and state of
North Dakota, and described as follows,
to-wit:- The northwest quarter (NW14)
of section seven 90, township one hun
dred sixty-threc d63j. range tifty-six $50,
containing one hundred fifty-two I52)
acres OF land. more or less, according to
the Government survey thereof.
There will be due on such mortgage at
the date of sale, the sum of one hundred
thirty-tive $500 ($135.3S) dollars, this sum
Including the 1903 taxes paid in accordance
with the terms and conditions of said
mortgage.
FARGO LOAN AGENCY,
JNO. ID. FARRAND. Mortgages
Attorney for Mortgagee Fargo, North
Dakota.
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Tenders Wanted.

Sealed proposals will be received up
to two ~ o'clock on the eighth (s) day
of July A. D. 1910 at the Office of the
Board of Drain commissioners Of Penn
bina county N. OAK, in the city of
Pembina N. Oak, for the construction
of six (G or more concrete bridges
across drain No. "34'' of Pembina N.
Oak, said bridges to be eight (s) feet
span with butments two ~ to four (4)
feet high.
Plans and specifications to de furnish
ed by the bidder.
A certified check Of $4,000 must &C.
company each tender as a guarantee
that the bidder will enter into contract
and furnish bonds if tender is accepted.
Payment for constru :tion of bridges
will be made in Drainage Warrants.
Tenders will be opened and contract
let if bid is accepted, on Friday July
&, 1910 at two o'clock r. NJ,
Board reserves the right to reject any
and all bids.
Dated June 10, 1910.
CHARLES EDWARDS, Pres.
DONALD BEATON, Sec.
Board Of Drain commissioners.
| . 2 = /, u.
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axpsfisnos Is i ln IN w ck u.
"a ~ \ ils0St

& Gxpsrisno "a I. Il u m gss c(sat u.
ss ~ = stbarro,s.
4 q writing IS tie Schinessei q
/ prison IN McC lure's Magazine ISayid
Eoskice tells sof . prisoner who was
fhained ID q eelbarrow:
''Schedrin had been condemneSi "a
hard labor In the convict mines sc Isl.
IBERIA and for an attempt to escape
from there had been sentenced, 10 be
chained to a heavy wheelbarrow.
When the order came for his transfer
from Siberia to st. Petersburg no con.
veyance could be found large enough
to contain him. the wheelbarrow and
the convoy Of gendarmes. Yet. as the
wheel5arrow had become part of
the prisoner. the gendarmes were
afraid to leave it behind. 1t was there
fore decided to place Schedrin with his
convoy in one cart and the wheelbar-
row behind in another. For several
months. day and night. Schedrin and
the gendarmes galloped through ST.
beriu upon a troika "a three horsed
cart or sledge). while another sped be-
hind them upon which the wheelbar-
row reposed, causing the deepest
amazement among the peasants in the
villages through which they passed
Upon the arrival of the prisoner in IS
Peter and Paul he was once again
chained to the barrow. and only ate.
he had been six weeks i'll the Schlues.
selburg was he finally detached from
1t and given freedom Of movement,
within the narrow confines of his cell.
"'When they unclaimed me- saG
Schedi i'll subsequently,. 1 could rot @
enough movement. wanted to III
and run. and it seemed to ne tina,
could never stop. How strange il .
that men who can enjoy perfect free,
dom of movement never realize til.
wonderful happiness that is theirs
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HENRY cAyEMD|sH.
A Recluse, He Lived Fer From ths
Madding Crowd.

Madding Crowd.
Henry Cavendish. the famous natura
philosopher and chemist, was a recll1s.
who astonislled England
\ son OF Lcrd Charles Cavendis
and Il nephew of the third Duke o.
DevonShire. possessed of enornloJ:.
wealth. the subject of universal ;,N
miratioL because Of his scientific u,
tainments. he preferred the soituM
of his study and the company of hi
books to the pleasures society cuuio
offer him.
For many years he lived at Hamp.
stead in large. r0omy house. attended
by number of female servants, vino
however. We're strictly enjoined to keei
out of his sight. Ii !; domestic by thu
merest chance came into the presence.
of Cavendish she was instantly dis.
missed
Every morning the philosopher wou!,
leave a note Oh the hall table numin.
what he wanted for dinner. no one
saw him place the note there; but. ;ir-
customed to the strange customs of
the establishment. the meal would bt
prepared. and only the remains OF til,
repast signitied the presence of tn.
master of the house.
When CavendiSh died in 1910 he LET,
behind him nearly Il million pound:
sterling. besides Il lasting reputation as
a scientist and writer on natural phi
losophy.-Lnndon Telegraph.
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s 81 I y
,n ssss;ss y y
En- p CO
sbai1d NOR Is, Sf0 sffSsU q ESsSrs
Agency mort gAGee. B lae al DAY
Ct Jul, me-, %; nine III and
County Of Penbina md State 81 North
Dakota, on the IL It'll day of June. A D.f 1908
at 9:5S O'clock A. m. I, and recorded ia
HOOK " 0f mortgages, at page $50, viii
be foreclosed by q sale OF the prefnises In.
srf ta a.,,,Gf and
City. OF sPenlbina, in the County Of Penn
bina. and State of North Dakota, at the
hour OF two O'Clock p. M, on SATURDAY.. the
'Sth day of July. 1910 to satisfy the amount
sale. "a q II i5l7,5s's:ss - -
The premises described in said mort
gage aud which will be sold to Satisfy the
same. are those certain premises. situated
IA the County of Penbina. and State of
North Dakota, and described as follows,
to-wit:. The southeast quarter (SEi4)
Of section Six 90. township one hundred
tanning one hundred sixty Q6O) acres Of
land, more or les, according to the Gov
crninent survey thereof, except seven and
oone.ialf (Ta) acres decided to Great
Northern Railway Company for right of
way purposes. F4S.'5s n =
There will be due on such mortgage at
the date of sale, the sum Of one
hundred forty-tlree and 4-1OO f$l4S5D
dollars, this SUM including the l9O9taxes
pald,i,' accorelancewith tlleterns and
conditions of said lnortgage:
.JNO. ID. FARRAND. NIortgagee. 4
Attorney for NIoItgagee Fargo North
Dakota. Fl
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cARAVA BREAD I'm
Afshans - Cot bisstonss, syNvfhiis Tue-
oomans like Sand.

i SS0nAnoS - sG0oo tossee ~ nilo Il ssue.
comans Like! Ssnd.
the bread Of the Afghan caravan
was cooked bys beating small round
| cobbIestopes III the fire and then pok
ing them out and wrapping dough an
inch thick about them. The balls thus
formed were again thrown into the
fire. to be poked out again when cook
ed. The bread tasted well there in the
| desert. although IN civilized commune
ties the grit and ashes would have
seemed uncomfortable.
After good fellowship had been es-
tablished the Afghans actually sold us
some flour. says Il writer in the Ma
tional Geographical Magazine. The
camp where we used it little later
happened to be beside the sandy bed
Of trickling salt stream. which was
drinkable in winter. but absolutely un-
usable in summer, when evaporation
is ut it's height ald the salt is concen-
trated.
See" said one of our TurconElns
as we dismounted; there is some sand
Tonight we ,can have some good
bread"
When some Cry twigs had been gath
cred lie proceeded to smooth off bit
of the c!eanest sand and built upon it
hot fire. When the sand was thor
oughly hot he rakpd off most of the
Goals and smnthcd the sand very neat
ly. Meanwhile one of the other men
hat made two large sheets of dough
about threequarterS of an inch thick
and eighteen inches in diameter. Be
tween these he placed Il layer of Jumps
of Sleeps tail fat. making Il huge
round sandwich. This was now spread
on the hot sand. Goals mixed with sand
+ Were placed completely over it. and ii
was left to bake Now and then an
edge was uncovered. and Turcuman
smelled it approximately and raped
Oh it to see if it was yet cooked.
When the top was thoroughly baked
the bread was turned over and covered
up again. 1t tasted even better than
the Afghan bread after it was cooled
little and the sand and ashes had
been whiSked off with girdle. The
TurcomanS are so accustomed to lii"
in the sandy desert that they think it
impossible to make the best kind of
bread without sand. while the At
ghans. who live in the stony noun
tains. think that cobblestones are a
requisite.
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THE zANZIBARIs.
Dense Stupidity and Amusing Blunders
of the Natives,

OF the Natives.
In the Autobiography of Sir Henry
NJ. Stanley" the author says of the
colOred natives of central Africa:
Good as the majority OF Zanzibari.:
bly, and for me most unfortunately
dense. One man who from his personal
appearance might have been Judged
to be among the most intelligent WAS
after thirty months experience with
his musket unable to understand how
remember whether he ought to drop
the powder OF the bullet into the mus
ket first. Another time he was sent
with man to transport company of
men over Il river to camp. After wait
ing an hour | strobe to the bank of
the river and found them padding in
opposite directions. each blaming the
other for his stupidity and. being in a
passion of excitement. unable to hear
the advice of men across the river.
who We're baw!ing out to them how to
manage their canoe.
another man was so ludicrously
stupid that he generally was saved
from punishment because his mistakes
were so absurd. We were one day
floating down the Kongo. and, it being
near camping time. babe him, as he
happened to be bowman on the occa-
sion. to stand by and seize the grass
on the bank to arrest the boat when l
should call out In little while we
came to fit place. and l cried. Hold
hard. Kirango" Please God. master,
he replied and forthwith sprang on
the shore and seized the grass with
both hands, while we. of course, were
rapidly swept down river. leaving him
alone and solitary on the bank. The
boats crew roared ut the ridiculous
sight. but nevertheless his stupidity
cost the tired men hard pull to as
cend again, for not every place was
available for camp.
HE it was also who on an occasion
when we required the branch Of spe-
cies Of arbutus which overhung the
river to be cut away to allow the ca.
noes to be brought nearer to the bank
for safety actually went astride Of the
branch and chopped away until he fell
into the water with the branch and
lost our ak. He had seated himself on
the outer end Of the branch"
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A Bunch of k;ek..

~ o0uSV W s\bSNOs
sTm in hard luck"' sighed the steel
rail.
"Look at me! get nothing from
morning till night but hot air." groan-
ed the pumping engine.
"T'm always In hot water" sighed
the boiler.
Consider my plight" cried the mac
adam road. invariably walked over
and trodden under foot"
"l'm used to it. for I'm always up
against It," philosophically remarked
the wall paper.
you're none of you as badly Oh AZ
I am" said tie furnace, '.for, no mat.
ter where 60. I'm generally fired."--
Baltimore American,
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Tho Editor Won.

A London paper described Z chil.
dren's excursion as long white
scream of joy and was called to ne
count by correspondent. who said
that 9 scream could be long. bat moi
white. whereupon the editor Justified
himself By urRing that - hue + offer
Associated With cFy. IL.
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Here and There.

q man was waiting patiently for a
street car the other day at transfer
station. says the Boston Record. when
aswOman. highly excited. rushed up to
him and cried. Are you the man
here?
II don't understand be said.
Arc you the. man iere?' she re.
spsate.
31aS No. madam be said, coneeaiing a
I'LL The man here s. that man
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handing a fine view Of Great south Bay;
A,so Brookhavea. Msstic. Cent = MOrichss,
East MOriches. PASSPORT and SpeSRk,
quaint places, where there still persists
a favor Of the old seafa-ing days Then
come Westhampton and Quogue, both
near the ooean beaches aud reached by
fine shaded drives from their respective
railroad stationa and around the arm Of
QuAatic Bay
Good Ground and the fashionable shin
necock Hills. with their beautiful roads.
afford splendid visEs u the surrounding
land and Wats-s
Before Montagk Point IL rea.hei come
Southampton BridsehAnpton and kAst-
hampton Southampton IL noted for its
social refinement and has q small lese A 4
many beaatiful drives within il horde =
Eayi Hampton Water Mil say HA-bor.
Wainscott and AmayAnsett in this sec
ton have ell become rotst IN recent
ysars ~ summering places. Whils Nor
tauk POiRt. q. the Ia EASTERN cad % the
isla-i. - ore o. the most heaithful and
beautiful sections 20 10 found on the
island
From Jamaica tho main lire 81 the
railroaf rurs through the ce-tre Of the
island and then along the Forth shore
TO GreenpOrt. and aloHg the lire are many
charming little village Garden City
y one of the most popular summsTing
points on the island al the Garden City
Hotel has belpei 10 make b; 80
There are beautiful drives through the
charming country around Hempstpai
ami Weshsuy Near Wesibury " the
rev motor parkway where the vGsder-
bait cup races are held A score of little
interior towns in this session all have
ample accommodation for the summer
visitor
RiverheAi. Pecoric. JameSport ard
Greeaport are the saiinG points IN the
Peoonic Bay section
IN the ls1dlooksi waters between
Peoohic BAY ard GariiHers Bay is shelter
Island
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WV rORK.S SEasTLLS.
rheJ Have Gene ANay Ter the suInme,
N Numsre1s AGAIN a. Ever.

The, Have Gene Auay fer IN. suww.,
a. Numsrsus AGAIN a. Ever
The saar,,lls thai sy. ~ s,r,i,,,r o.
tbo~. whoue wors or bus,n... :. -, a..
waterfront or Who nav. o,c,.ior :, -, -.
the river. around W.,b.,,., 49, -
the adisc-pt bavs u0,aII,, I..,a ~.
wat.rs of This m,trou.oII. .bo,, ,h. .,,,,,,i.
Of Nav hat this va -, % 49,.
contained coldp... Of an. .rr;O., -.
thew STAYED ON I'm sbot L,ns ~
thew are All gopa szoep, an occ..;oo.i
Old bird thai NAV ma, ri 60. -,
=, ,,,i.r.,. ,,i,h -. 49,, - -. 1s'gl
-l'', INV uooN % mat prefers
20 S'ey ann continue 70 pscA up i's living
here.
In the late ncrina tha Emilia u,,y. -
ward ana .lon,, A., -, n, a.. 49,
-, -. - - !. - '''e
Anu nofth"eu Nnere u y cooSer. In
such reer and more open sHisteDos they
pick ~ living on fiAh and clama ana
whatever theV can Ret 70 eat.
n a.. "a, a., IA. -. s-... 49,
"e"n tn's
res.on oo'ne oeeA 70 we neighborhood
OF ms city Where the waters are les hahls
10 frsezs and whsrs there - mors Iih.li-
hood Of shair andinR food a.. ,h,.,,,'.,.
-, -, - -, -, :, ~
- ~ NV -P,uns tney may
10 sseh olfeang o"er me bays and ths
rivers IN hundreds AMI thousands, able
aiers and tiFelssa on the wina s,.,d -,
.nv whavf ,hout IN. ,.i,,, =, ~, .,.,1I----1-
=. -. Z, - - '-'i' ossun
40 w. my - 'ns ohs oiros over tho
rivers and apparently always keepinR
an their rnwerful Hight
q. -, - -. .--., - 'o-'rhRer ana
y Nm eat ahytnins y can md but u
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FENNsTLVANIA.


THE WIHOLl, LAKE WIHOlA, p,
An,cng plnea escFiooking laks. IN roo~t 80
paFrhea. HoInlnin narlHf waFf. T. an 'r-i 49,
tsa. EooG hshing. orchestfa bookisi E~-A'