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The Arizona sentinel. [volume] (Arizona City [Yuma], Yuma County, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1872-1911, 1910-03-10

Fully nine out Of every ten cases OF
rheumatism is simply rheumatism 0f
the muscles due to cold or damp, or
chronic rheumatism, neither of which
require any internal treatment. All
that is needed to afford relief is free
application of Chamberlain's Liniment.
Give it a trial. You are certain to be
pleased with the quick relief which it
affords. Sold by the Yuma Drug Com
pany.
The Arizona sentinel. [volume] (Arizona City [Yuma], Yuma County, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1872-1911, 1910-03-10

Preparations are already being
made for the reception Of Roose-
Welt when be visits the capitals
Of Europe, and it is predicted
that his welcome will beat any
thing that has ever hitherto
been accorded to any monarch
or president. 1t will be a stu.
pendous triumph for the frock
coat and the silk hat.
The Arizona sentinel. [volume] (Arizona City [Yuma], Yuma County, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1872-1911, 1910-03-10

A man is often a woman's toy,
TO be thrown aside when he IS
broke.
The Arizona sentinel. [volume] (Arizona City [Yuma], Yuma County, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1872-1911, 1910-03-10

Love is a lesson we always
learn by heart.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-08-11
$3.50 R ceipe Cures
we ak Kidney Free
RELIEVES URINARY AND KIDNEY
TROUBLES, 5ACHACHE, STRAIN
ING, SWELLING, ETC.
STOPS PAIN IN The BLADDER,
FiDNEYS AND BACK.

Wouldn't it be nice within a week
or 80 to begin to say goodbye forever
b the scalding, dribbiing, straining,
or too frequent passage Of urine; the
forehead and the backof-the head
aches; the stitches and pains in the
back; the growing muscle weakness;
spots before the eyes; yellow skin
sluggish bowels; swollen eyelids or
ankles; leg cramps; unnatural slor.
breath; sleepIe5sness and the desDon
dency?
I have a recipe for these troubles
that you can depend on, and If you
want to make a QUICK RECOVERY.
you ought to wrtte and get copy Of
it. Many a doctor would charge yoI
$3.50 just for writing this prescription,
but have it and will be glad to send
it to you entirely free. Just drop me
Inc ike this: Dr. A. z. Robinson.
713 Luck building. Detroit, Mich. and
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harmless remedies. but it has grea'
healing ani pain conquertng power
It will quickly show It's power once
you use i, so think you mad better
see what it is without delay. will
send you copy frse-you can use
It and cure yourself at home.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-08-11
USUAL SUMMER
QUIET PREVAILS
MANY HAVE GONE AWAY FOR
THE SUMMER AND THOSE
EASY THESE HOT DAYS.

This is the midsummer dull season
for fair
In Brunswick, business is as good
as usual for tdis time of the year, and
even a little better. but nearly every
ody is awaiting the opening of the
fall seasCn to start things going. and
hen things will liven up bit.
August is always the month when
he summer-resorters go away in the
largest number. and this season is no
exception to the rule At seaside re-
sorts and in the mountains they are
passing the hot days away, and those
left behind are having a quiet time of
it. Baseball games in the afternoons
and the moving pictures at night are
.'out all that stirs in the way Of
lkmusements. They amuse the popu-
lace and prevent deaths from "ong-
Wee"
The news-chaser finds his job a
hard one these days of piping peace
and quiet. The policemen on the
eat shakes his head and says, Nav
thing DOM The quietnesS of the
tomb pervades the courthouse. The
pail holds the same old crowd with
out a single newcomer to get his
name in the paper. The iron doors
of the calaboose yawn open upon an
empty interior. There are no. card
"arties or ether functions" of fine
society set" Everybody the, pencil
pusher meets asks how the game is
Going this afternoon. and what did
you think of Walkers pitching yes-
terday? And so it goes, hot day af-
ter day with only an occasional sen.
sa;ion tc break the monotony of mid
summer existence
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-08-11
=H1abana
Van Rensselaer,
18th Street & 5th Avenue
NEW YORK
in THE FAMOUS WASHINGTON
SQUARE SECTION. ALSO
LUTELY FIREPROOF. A Sp =
CIAL WEEKLY RATE 10 VISi-
TORS.

to Siegel & Cooper's and tae 2Sd
street shopping district. Coavenie1,
to steamship docks and railroad s-a
TONS.
A more delightful. home in Oe--
ter location would ne hard to 1Nd
Everything is for cotafor. and REAL
LIVING at the Alabams-Van Rens Sc
laer. Yet few hotels a1ord such ecca
'.--y 70 their patrons.
Splendid American dining-ro1ms
provide excellent cooking. An a;M1-
sphere of quiet and comfort psr7afa
the entire establishment. And it is
just near enough to New York gave
ties 10 preserve the real home feci23
A splendid shopping district ir'H'''
diaseiy at hand SEEING about tive min
utes 10 Wanamaker's and ten minutes
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-08-11

When the digestion is all right, the
action of the bowels regular there IS
a NATURALLY craving and relish for
food. When this is lacking you may
know that you need dose Of Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets
They strengthen the digestive organs
improve the appetite and regulate
the bowels. Sold by E. c. Bruce.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-08-11
LIFE ON PANAMA CANAL

has hal Ole frigltful drawback, ma.
laria trouble, that has broght suffer.
ing and death to thousands. Tie
germs cause chills, fever and ague,
biiIicusness, jaundice. lassitude, weak
ness and general debility. But Elec-
trio Bitters never fail to destroy
them and cure malaria troubles
Three bottles completely cured me
of a very severe attack of malaria, &"
writes Vim. A. FretwelI OF Lucana,
N. G.. ana I'VE had good health ever
since" Cure Stomach. Liver and
Kidney Troubles, and prevent Ty.
phoid. SOC, Guaranteed by Roses
Drug Store.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-08-11
ACUTE ca c4RonIc-WHic4

No matter If y)ar ktJney trouble is
acute Or chronic Foley S Kidney Ram
edy will reach your case Mr. Claude
Brown. ReynOaldsvi,ie, ILL.,, writes US
that he suffered many months with
kidney cOmpaiAt wdich hafdad all
treatmers A last n tried Foeys
Kidney Remedy and 4 few large bot.
ties effected a complete cure. He
says. 1T has been Of inestimable val
lie to me- Atlanta Pharmacy
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-08-11

Atlantic Lodge, r. & A. M.
The Atlantic lodge will meet at the
Masonic Temple at o'clock every
Tuesday evening. All visiting Ma
sons and members of Ocean lodge
are Cordially invited to attend.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-08-11

ASK YOUR DEALER FOR THE
MENDOZA" THE NEW HIGH
GRADE CIGAR o. T+E SANTA
CLARA CIGAR MEG. co.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-08-11

FoLey's Kidney Remedy vI!i cuc-
aaY "as Of kidney AID bladder troV-
Jia NOT ney0ut tue re2ch OF medicine
no medicine can do more Atlanta
5Naa-mlcy.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-08-11
FOLEY KIDNEY PILLS

Toshc in quality ard action. 1uicl,
IN results For backache, headache
dizziness, nervousness urinary irres-
ularlties aud rheu-rat, Atlanta
Pharmacy.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-08-11
LAS EXP=E- -0o5E5-OER.

TT"G go "a : = 70 FTUE-R.
7. 9. 5uTrs wIsTes 70 ANNOUNCE
:ha: re has secyroe1 tire services Of
ar eHcer. hor5esk1e- wfjch is Z Ur9
is no risk IN 6aNn9 y3lr horseshoe.
ing do~e r3w a. a4rri
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-08-11

Special every Thursday evening
June first to August first, leave Bruins
wick 500 ?. NJ, leave Ocea1 Pier
1890 p. N. Round trip Fridays only
35 cents.
Special steamers to connect with
Sunday excursion trains.
No freight taken on $50 trip to the
pier.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-01-27
Swallowed and Climbed.

A woman newly rich was invited to
an aristocratic dinner party. During
the course of fowl and salad this wo-
man noticed with dismay fat, furry
caterpillar on her topmost leaf of let
tuCe. CHANGING up, she met her aristo-
cratic hostess eye. The hostess, too,
had seen the caterpillar. Her gaze i'm
plored the guest to save the dinner
from catastrophe. The guest gave her
hostess a reassuring smile. Then she
doubled lettuce leaf around the cat
erpillar and swallowed it calmly. The
look of awe and gratitude that her
hostess gave her was an assurance
that her footing in society was at last
firmly established.
did you Think said Mrs. Newly
rich to her daughter afterward, that
I'd lose a chance Of establishing the
family socially for little thing like
a caterpillar?'
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-01-27
Hsln;no Out the Clark.

An honest farmer from south Jer-
sey who was unusually ignorant Of
city ways went to a fashionable ho-
tel In Philadelphia with his son. The
father retired early, but the son went
out to ''see the town." At 1890 o'clock
the farmer went downstairs and in
qufred of the night clerk If the boy
had returned yet. He was told that
he had not. The father went back TO
his room. An hour later he again APP
peared before the clerk and said.
"Hain't Jack in YETI" Again he was
informed that the lad was out.
The old man made several subse-
quent trips. and still his boy was
among the missing. Finally at $3.50
o'clock the farmer trudged YEARLY
down the stairs and asked again II
his boy had returned. No; he's not
in yet" replied the night clerk.
"Waal, guess he won't come In.
then. Guess you needn't wait Up any
longer"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-01-27

The Picturesque Cascade Merely I
Commonplace Sight.

The PICTURESQUE Cascade Merely
Commonplace Sight.
'Can you direct me to Wilson's cas-
cade?'' asked a traveller of an old man
who sat in the doorway of barn close
to the road.
The old man squinted his eyes and
took an exhaustive survey of the ques-
TONER
"Take your first right and follow 1t
until you come to fork where there's
a clump of bushes" he said slowly,
''and then strike off to the left. Fol-
low that road till you come to the next
crossroad and then bear off to your
left again. When you've gone piece
on that road-tisn't much more'n a
patch-you'n come on Simmons house.
You'll know him because he wears
plaid trousers, and 1 never saw any
thing like 'em anywhere else. Green
and blue and red plaid they are, and
his wife makes lem for him. Some say
they like the looks of 'em, and some
don't. I've heard different feelings ex-
pressed; but, anyway, you can't keep
from laughing when you set your eyes
on 'em, I'll wager. There was NAM
Excuse me, but I have only just so
much time" said the traveller. will
Mr.. Simmons direct me to the cas-
cade?"
The old man blinked at him mo-
ment
81 think he can," he answered, "but
after you've seen them plaid trousers
a little water running over rocks will
seem pretty tame to you"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-01-27
Out of Siqht of Land.

EYES," said a travelling man, II was
once out Of sight Of land on the Allan
tic ocean twenty-on days"
There was small sized crowd sit
ting around Another man spoke up.
ION the Pacific ocean one time l
didn't see land for twenty-nine days"
A little baldheaded man knocked the
ashes from his cigar.
81 started across the Kaw river at
Topeka in a skiff once" he said, land
was out Of sight Of land before l
reached the other side"
"Aw, come off," said the man who
had told the first tale. "The Kaw
isn't more than 300 feet wide at To-
peka."
81 didn't say it was" said the little
baldheaded man quietly. 'The skin
turned over, and sank twice. Den
yer Post.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-01-27
Dec. % to Jan. E.
NOTICE OF SALE

State of Wisconsin, County Court for Ash
land county:
In the matter of the estate of Martin
Rosthe, deceased--In Probate.
Noticeis hereby given that by virtue and
in pursuance of an order of license made
in said matter on the 2lst day of December
A. D. 1909. the undersigned will on the
18th day of january A. D. 1910 at 10
o'clock a. M, at the east front door of the
County Court house in the city of Ash
land in Ashland countyt offer for sale at
public auction, the following described
land situated iu the county of Bay6eld. to-
wit: The north half of the southwest
quarter In IL W L4l of section twenty
three 1921 township forty All north.
range FIVE (5l west.
The terms Of sale will be cash. or cash
and part mortgage.
Dated December 22nd. A. D. 1909.
Nels Woodland. Administrator.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-01-27
Spanish Surnames,

In addition to three or four Christian
names the Spanish child bears the COM
bined family names of his father and
mother. When the surnames are dou-
bled or connected by the y, meaning
sand" the first is the more important
one and the only one that may be TAX
en- alone, for it is in the fathers name,
while the last is in the name Of the
mother. In Spain they know no ''sen-
1or'' and Junior" Father and son
may bear the same Christian name,
but each takes his own mothers name
as a distinction, the father being, for
instance, Pedro Diaz Y Castillo and the
son Pedro Diaz y Blanco.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-01-27
STUCK TO DISCIPLINE.
Nc Was Willing to oblise, but Dared
to Do His Duty.

Nc Was Willing to oblise, but Dared
to Do His Duty.
Seamen are strict discipltnarians, ana
q ships crew seldom even dreams OF
interpreting commanders orders 9TH
erwise than literally. OF the recog-
nized rigid type was certain English
captain.
One day while his ship was In GER
tain port this captain gave dinner
to some town acquaintances. and as
the resources of the ship were not
great some of the sailors were deputed
to wait on the table to REINFORCE the
insufficient number Of stewards.
As these men were not used to such
work, each one was told exactly what
service would fall to his share.
The hour came, and the dinner went
merrily on. Presently, however. one OF
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-01-27

Couldn't Last Long.
A man who was already blessed with
one wife, probably in an effort to dou-
BILE bis happiness. married another wo-
man, and one Of the witnesses to the
bigamous ceremony afterward admit
ted to the officiating clergyman that
he had known Of the bridegroom's
legal inability to wed.
But IL you knew" said the clergy
man Indignantly, why didn't you tell
meY'
"Well, parson, it was like this" the
witness said. Zone Of the parties was
eighty three and the other eighty-sev-
en-. says to myself: oh. gosh! 1t
can't last long. Let 'em marry and
durn the law"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-01-27
Cause and Effect.

Rev. DR.. Richie of Edinburgh,
though a very clever man, once met
his match. When examining stu
dent as to the classes he attended he
said, II understand you attend the
class for mathematics" yes" How
many sides has circleY' 'Two," said
the student Indeed! What are
they?" What a laugh in the court the
students answer produced when he
promptly said, can inside and an out
side"
The doctor next inquired, "And you
attend the moral philosophy class
also?' Eyes" well, you doubtless
heard lectures on various subjects
Did you ever hear one on cause and
effect?" Yes Does an effect ever
go before a cause?" "Yes." "Give
me an instance" "a barrow wheeled
by a man." The doctor hastily sat
down and proposed no more questions
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-01-27
His Lamb.


Supping at the Savoy. London's fash
ionable hotel, after the theater were a
man. his wife and small party. The
wife, while a course Of lamb chops
was being served, spied friend In the
slcove overlooking the Thames and
went to speak to her a moment, the
two tables not being more than six or
seven yards apart.
While the wife stood talking ami
matedly to her friend the waiter at
her husbands table removed his lamb
chop before he had finished it. When
he noticed this he exclaimed In a loud
voice:
Goodness! Where's my lamb?"
His wife heard him above the noise
Of the restaurant, and, smiling at him
sweetly, she called, while her husband
REDEEMED and the other diners giggled:
"Here I am, darlingy'
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-01-27
A Mistake In the Paper.

What a woman doesn't know about
newspapers isn't worth knowing. The
other morning Mrs. Blank was talking
to her husband.
st notice in the paper that Mr.. Jones
died on Sunday"
sit is a mistake, my dear" replied
the husband; she died ON Monday"
But the paper said Sunday
81 know it. but it was an error in
the print"
81 thought so, too, at first, but I got
a half dozen copies Of the paper, and
it was the same in all of them. They
certainly couldn't have made the mis-
take over and over again"
The husband tried to convince her,
but it was no use, and he gave it up.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-01-27
FOR AGENTS A SUCCESS
The Old WORLD
And ITS WAYS
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The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-01-27
The Best Way.

DR.. Wood of Harrow once summoned
boy to his presence to rebuke him
for missing a battalion drill. The doc
tor began: do you know. sir, that as
a justice Of the peace can have you
hung, as honorary colonel Of the cadet
corps / can have you shot and as your
headmaster | can have you birched?
Now, which sentence do you PREFER
The humor Of the situation overcame
the culprit's awe. II prefer to be shot,
sir, because then you will surely be
hanged"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-01-27

HE SALUTED IN FINE NAVAL STYLE.
the ladies wanted q piece of bread.
There was none near her. and the fine
ly disciplined stewards seemed to be
quite blind to her need. She turned
her head and spoke softly to the man
at her elbow.
Bread, please" she said.
He looked regretfully at the bread
and then at her. 1t was evident that
he would fain have helped her ii it
had been in his power. He saluted in
fine naval style. .t
Cant do it, ma'am," said he. I'm
told off for taters."
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-01-27

East and West.
At a convention of advertising men
In Louisville one of the delegates who
lives In the west told story Of hav-
ing met man from New York.
where are you p inquired the
New Yorker.
"Los Angeles said the man from
California.
'Oh, seew exclaimed the Empire
State inhabitant. $50 you're from the
west. Well. I've been west some my
self. Now, last year was out as
far as Cleveland and stopped awhile
at Pittsburg. l was all around out
west"
lis that soY' said the man from Los
Angeles. with great show Of inter-
est. well. l was up east myself not
80 very long ago. l was in Denver
and Salt Lake City and all around
It's strange we didn't meet"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-01-27
A Shock For Shaw.

Bernard Shaw some years ago met
a young lady at dinner party who
said that she could read character
from writing. Mr.. Shaw denied belief
In her powers and said that at any
rate she could not read characters
from typewriting.
Now, it happened that the host had
just got typewriter, and the young
lady offered to be put to the test. The
machine was brought, and Mr.. Shaw.
picking out the letters one by one,
wrote his first name. Then he dis
covered that he had used only capital
letters. So, shifting to the lower case.
he wrote his last name.
Then he handed the result to his
companion. This was what she read:
BERNARD shaw"
Its as plain as anything" she said.
with a smile. "It is your idea that,
though there are good many ShaWs
in the world, they are an undistin-
guished lot. You alone are Bernard
Shaw, and your name Is great"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-01-27
(Ian. 9th to Feb. l0)

Gan. 9th to Feb. l0)
Mortgage Foreclosure Sale.
State of Wisconsin. Circuit Court Bay
;y field County.
Margaret Abels. Plaintiff.
Edward F. Daniels. Nina B. Daniels. State
Bank of Chicago. a corporation. liver O.
Moe. and Mary L. Lockwood.
Defendants.
Notice is hereby given that by virture
of and pursuant to judgment of FORE
closure and sale made and entered in the
above entitled action on the 18th day of
December. 1908. !. Max Happle. Sheriff of
Bayfield, County. Wisconsin, will on the
2Ist day of February, 1910. at o'clock in
the afternoon of said day at the front door
of the court house in the City of Wash
burn offer for sale and sell to the high
est bidder for csch the real estate. by said
judgment ordered to be sold: lying and be-
ing in Bayfield, County. Wisconsin. and
described as follows. to-wit: The North
West Quarter (NW I-4D dissection One Cd
in Township Forty eight (4S) North. of
Range Nine 90 West containing 100 acres
of land more or less. according to the
United States Survey thereof excepting
all pine. spruce. balsam and tamarack
timber on said land. Said sale will be
made to satisfy the amount of said judg-
ment of foreclosure to-wit: the sum of
Seven hundred fifty seven and 4l-lOO
($757.4D Dollars together with interest On
said sum. since the date of sale judgment
and the costs and disbursements of said
sale.
Dated st Washburn. Bayfield, County.
Wisconsin. this 3rd day of January. 1910.
Max Happle.
Sheriff of Bayfield, County.
Grace & Hudnall,
Attorneys for Plaintiff.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-01-27
DiscouraQing.


She had organized Sunday school
class from q lot Of tough street gam
FMS, and she was having a hard time Of
It.
Come, come" said the teacher, do
you mean to tell me that you can't re-
peat even one verseT
"Naw," replied the small boy. II
know one.'
"Well, then, let me have It," said the
teacher sharply.
"And Judas went out and hanged
himself" repeated the unregenerate.
His teachers lips wreathed themselves
In q cynical smile as she said: Every
good. And can you give me anotherY
Sure" he replied.
"Let me have 1t, then" responded
his teacher.
The little reprobate said, go thou
and do likewise"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-01-27
Puzzled.

He had courted her for years, never
missing his evening call, and finally
was landed. On the day Of the mar
rage friend observed the bridegroom
wandering about his new front yard
in a restless manner, and with a very
detected expression. why, what's the
matter, old manT he asked. You
should be the happiest man alive, for
today at least, and you look like
mute at funeral"
The bridegroom started. "Er-of
course / am very happy" he asserted.
Then why these gloomsT
"Well, to tell you the truth, Bill"
the bridegroom said In burst Of con-
fidence, 81 was just wondering where
I am to spend my evenings hereafter"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-01-27

The long indoor life of winter
makes the blood weak, the system
easily catches cold and disease. Hol-
listers Rocky Mountain Tea is the
greatest winter remedy; prevents
colds and disease; keeps you we'll all
winter. 35 cents. Tea or Tablets.
Fox Bros. Phar.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1910-01-27
- The .
Scrap Book
Not Guilty.

A very dignified and precise lady
who lives in a suburb of Boston went
away from home on fortnight's visit
to some relatives not long ago. After
her return she was making an inspec-
ton of her house and came across a
number of large, black, empty bottles
in a corner of the cellar, partly COW
cred with ashes. When, at the con-
clusion Of banking hours, her husband
came back from Boston, she met him
at the door with the query, Jim
where did all those empty bottles down
cellar come from?"
Affecting an air Of puzzled surprise,
the honest man replied: Ppm sure
don't know, my dear. 1 never bought
an empty bottle in my life"