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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-02-12
rag Rugs for Summer House.

Some of the wealthiest New York
women are furnishing THEN summer
homes with rag rugs, instead of the
handsome Oriental floor coverings
that are mark of luxury; and, what
seems odd to these who cannot afford
to please each within. the rooms are
being reEapered with simple sprigged
effects, and all evidences OF up-to.
datedness are being eliminated. to be
in keeping with these copies of the
colonial reg carpets.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-02-12

w. II. oloNCl woo III oSuOh
on business yesterday.
Don't forget that the Foulger
Company keeps the quality
up. III
G.. w. Lawrence and G. G.
Adney Of Corinne were in town
on business Thursday.
Atty. VIM. j. Lowe and j. E.
Mangum of Brigham City, were
here on business Thursday and
yesterday.
G.. ID. Brown Of Ogden spent
the fore part of this week in
Garladd the guest of his daugh-
ter, Mrs. Pearl B. Foulger.
Prest. Milton II. yelling and
Counselors Joseph Jensen and
p. M. Hansen Of the Bear River
stake presidency, went to Salt
Lake Tuesday to attend a spe-
cial meeting of the presiding
officers of the church.
Road Commissioner p. N.
Pierce's team got away from
him at the h. r. crossing near
the Garland depot last Satur-
day and "hit the road on the
jump" for Tremonton, and
| he located them at j. Y. Jen-
sens later.
Reserve seats for the engage
ment of the Walters Stock Co.
are going fast. Their meritor-
ious presentation of clean, up
to-date drama, something the
public seldom gets) is bringing
this company the patronage
they Justly deserve. Seats can
be secured at the Ritter Bros
Drug store.
II. N. Kellingsworth, Of thu
Kellingsworth Sale Promoting
Co. is here this week conduct
ing a big Sale for the B. M. &
p. Co. The sale begins to-day
and lasts for two weeks only
: The Globe got out $500 1-pag'
dodgers for the big sale ant
Mr.. Kellingsworth has beer
taking in the whole valley dis
, tributing sale bills. Prices hav,
been "cut to a whisper" in thi
sale and red sale tags pinned OF
? the entire $4,000 stock of tn
firm. There'll be somethin,
doing at Boothe's store for tn
, next TWO weeks.
) An attack of grip is often fol
lowed by a persistent cough
t which to many proves a glea
: annoyance. Cham b erlain n
y Cough Remedy has been ex
' tensively used and with goo
= success for the relief and cur
of this cough. Many cases hav
been cured after all other RENE
dies have failed. Sold by A
Dealers.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1910-02-12
The Garland Globe.
Saturday, February II, 1910.
Lincoln's Birthday to-day.

Big reduction at the Foulger
Company for 10 days. 1t
Jack o. Diamond" Febru-
airy Goth. 2t
See the Walters Stock Com
pany Monday night.
Jack o. Diamond" on Feb
ruary Goth. Don't forget the
date. 1t
Joseph Jensen made a bust
ness trip to the county seat
Monday.
Fl. Boyd received five cars of
fine lump coal last week that
went like hot-cakes.
The play of the season-"Jack
o. Diamond" on February Goth
ut the Garland hall. Ut
Felix ID. Baird went over to
Logan last Saturday to attend
the funeral of his brother, Peter
Baird.
See "cut prices" at the Foul
ger Company before going else
where. 1t
Thos. j. Udy of Riverside
gave the Globe q pleasant call
while in Garland on business
Monday.
II. w. Evans, representing
the Ogden Wholesale Grocery
Co., was in town an business
Monday.
w. Fl. Rowe, representing
Miller & Viele of Salt Lake, was
in town on business the fore
part Of this week.
Wait for the Walters Stock
Company, be sure of getting
your moneys worth in enter,
'Sainment. Our prices 25, IS 4
80.
A fine daughter arrived at tho
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Claud G.
Gender early Tuesday morning
of this week. All reported to b,
doing nicely.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Keller O
Bear River City, and Mr.. anC
Mrs. Heber Keller of MinkCee
Idaho, were visiting relatives il
Garland the fore part of Thu
week.
Matthias f. COwley of Sal
Lake was in Garland on bust
ness Wednesday and Thursda.
lisposing of stock for new
sanitary milk can manufacture
ing Co.
Be sure and read about tn
souvenir prizes to be give
away the last night of our en-
aagement here, found else
where in this issue. Walter
Stock Company, Opera House
Feb. n, - and IL.
Do you know that Group ca
he preventedY Give Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy as soon a
thechild becomes hoarse or eve
after the croupy cough appear
and it will prevent the attack
II is also a certain cure for crou
and has never been known {
To fail. Sold by All Dealers.
Mrs. James Brough and he
Swear old son arrived in thi
aty from Hanley, Stafford
shire, England, Thursda
morning. Mr.. Brough emigra
ed t. thi3 city about four month
ago and the arrival of Mrs
Brough and son makes a plea
SAINT union of the family after
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-08-27
A SATISFIED CHINAMAN.

While investigating complaints a
special agent was directed to call upon
a subscriber named Chin See. Chin
See was a prompt paying, Influential
celestial, who contracted for the high
est rate telephone.
Bryce, the agent, found the jovial
Chine behind a small counter, in APP
parent Incidence.
Good day, sir" he exclaimed.
Good day, Mr.. Chin, how are you?"
''Oh, nile alice yight."
How is the telephone Working?"
mo glood; tlakee, no hearee, bum.
who do you usually talk to, Mr..
Chin? ?"
What, mile? Nile tla-kee to Joy
Lung, Sam Lee and my fliends. Tele-
phone no glood.''
Call up one of your friends, Mr..
Chin, and let me see how it works"
"Allee yight. Nile tlakee to Joy
Lung
After getting the connection he OF
tempted to carry on a conversation in
English which would have defied any
interpreter Ell SON lost his patience,
owever, and still holding the tele-
phone he turned 10 bryce and said:
No tlakee. Tlake the thing away"
1dlh ClllHeSe 10 your lrlenuS, use
your own lingo
With an expression of discourage
ment upon his face, Chin resumed his
conversation. He seemed to be get
ting on marvelously well, but turned
to Bryce a second time.
''Tlakee allyight, no hearee."
Tell your friend to talk Chinese.
too" suggested Bryce.
The agent enjoyed seeing the China
mans face expand into broad smile.
He waited perhaps ten minutes, when
Chin paused in his telephone conversa-
ton long enough to say:
Thanks. Nile no know Mclean
tlakee Chinese"
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-08-27
THE INTERMoUNTA1N CATHOLIC, AUGUST 81 1910.

out using sacramentals, but once the
prayers that are used in the blessing
of these articles are understood and
the real value the church puts upon
them is known, they become import
ant in the Christian life.
The church takes a man as he is.
composed of body and soul. She tries
to reach the intellect through the
senses. From the visible the invisible
Is known. All things are considered
good except sin. She takes some of
these creatures or objects, blesses them
and calls them sacramentals
These are distinct from the sacra-
ments, which were instituted by Christ
as channels of grace, and are seven in
number. The church could not insti-
tute sacrament; that belonged to the
Founder of the true religion She can
and does institute sacramentals. Their
number and use may increase as the
years go by. These sacramentals do
not confer grace in themselves, but
serve to stir up in the soul certain dis
positions by reason of which the grace
of God comes to the heart. The eff
cacy of power of sacramental does
not consist in the object, but in the
prayers of the church which blesses
them.-ReV. NJ. J. Nolan.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-08-27

The memory of a distinguished
Catholic layman is to be perpetuated
In bronze and granite in Riverside
park, New York City, on October IL
1910.
The movement to erect a monument
TO the eminent scholar, Orestes A.
BroWnson, Ii. D., was inaugurated by
the Catholic Young Mems National
union at its twelfth annual convention
held in Philadelphia May 10 and 90,
1885. A number of the most distin-
gulshed Catholic laymen in various
sections of the country gladly con-
scented to act as members of the ma
tlonal committee, and His Eminence,
Cardinal Gibbons, on october Il, 1886.
IN accepting the chairman ship of the
board of trustees, said: In honoring
the memory of DR.. Brownson we hon
or strong faith, sincere piety and great
learning, and hence commend very
highly this laudable undertaking.
AT the inception of the movement it
was hoped that the main portion of
the required fund would be contrib
uted by laymen, but the contrary is
true, as the greater portion of the sub
scriptions to the present time has been
received from the bishops and clergy.
The undertaking dragged along for
some years in rather discouraging
manner, its its recent successful re-
ViVal is due to the keen interest taken
during the past year by His Grace,
John M. Farley Archbishop of New
York
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-08-27
WHAT THE TERM POPE MEANS

The word Pope. taken from the
Greek, originally was a hildish word
Tor fathers, and was first given as a
title of respect to ecclesiastics gener-
ally. Among the Greeks at this day
1t is used by all priests, and was used
as late as the middle ages, of infe-
rior clerics In the west it seems to
have become very early a special
title of bishops
Gradually, however, the title was
limited to the Bishops of Rome. and
there is mention in the Synod of Pa
via, held in 99S. of a rebuke directed
by those constituting it against the
Archbishop of Milan for calling him
self Pope. Gregory VII. in a Roman
council of the year 1913, formally pro
hibited the assumption of the title by
any other than the Roman Bishop.
1t is, of course, in the last and most
restricted sense that this word is used
here
BY the Pope we mean the Bishop of
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-08-27
THE LAUGH CURE.

Laughter induces a mental exhilara-
ton.
The habit of frequent and hearty
laughter will not only save you many
| doctors bill, but will also save you
years of your life.
There is good philosophy as well as
good health in the maxim, Laugh and
grow fat"
Laughter is a foe to pain and dis
ease and sure cure for the blues
melancholy and worry.
Laughter is contagious Be cheerful
and you make everybody around you
happy, harmonious and healthful.
Laughter and good cheer make love
of life; and love of life is half of
health
Use laughter as a table sauce: it sets
the organs to dancing, and thus slim
ulates the digestive processes.
Laughter keeps the heart and face
young. and enhances physical beauty.
Laughter is natures device for ex-
ercising the internal organs and giving
US pleasure at the same time.
1t sends the blood bounding through
the body, increases the respiration and
gives warmth and glow to the whole
system.
1t expands the chest and forces the
poisoned air from the least-used lung
cell
Perfect health. which NAV be de-
stroyed by piece of bad news. bv
grief, by anxiety, is often restored nv
a good, hearty laugh.
A jolly physician is often better than
all his pills.-Success.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-08-27
MENLO CASTLE

Recently Menlo Castle, the ancestral
residence of Sir Valentine and Lady
Blake, was burned to the ground.
Their daughter, Miss Blake, was
burned to death and no trace of her
remains has yet been found. A servant
named Miss Farley. in trying to es-
cape from the castle, jumped from the
roof of the north wing, and was killed
instantly. A fellow servant named Miss
Browne, who jumped with her, sus-
tanned such dreadful injuries that he
life is despaired of. Sir Valentine and
Lady Blake were in Dublin for the last
few days and were expected home to-
day. They are both immensely popu-
lar in Galway, and the disaster which
has oVertaken them is universally de-
plored. The castle was beautifully sit
uated on the shores of Tough Corrib,
within two miles of Galway, and was
solidly-built structure. thanked by
towers at each end, and was covered
with ivy. 1t is completely Quilted and
only the outer walls remain-a sad
reminder of its ruined beauty. Not a
single item of its valuable contents,
which included many priceless heir
looms of the family, has been saved.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-08-27
INVENTION OF FRENCH PRIEST

NfTOm the Ave Maria
The testing of new fire extin-
guisher, the invention of a French
cleric. the Able Daney. at Bordeaux
the other day, was made the occasion
of rather notable demonstration
AS many as ten thousand persons
were present at the test. The arch
bishops secretary. three hundred 9TH
er ecclesiaststics. scores of MAYORS of
towns in souShwest France. and q
large number of forest proprietors
formed part of the crowd. as of
course, did Bordeaux's whole fire de-
partment. A great cone-like pile Of
wood forty feet high was partly SAT-
urated with oil, partly covered with
tar. and then set on fire. The flames
rose to the height of a hundred
feet, but the Abbe's invention com
pletely extinguished them in two min
utes. Another fire was successful
ly put out in three seconds. The Of
ficers of the fla department and
other specialists pronounce the test
to have been marvellous and quite
conclusive, and add that Able Daney
has revolutionized the methods of fire
fighting
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-08-27
TELL EN- YOU'RE FEELIN'
FINE"

There amt no use in kicking, friend
if things don't come your way;
1t does no good toholler round, an
grumble night and day;
The thing to do S to curb yer grief
cut our yer little whine.
An when they ask you how yo are
jest say, I'm feelin' fine
They amt no man alive but what is
booked to git his slap
They amt no man. that walks but
what from trouble gets his rap;
Go mingle with the bunch. old boy
where all the bright lights shine,
And when they ask you how you are,
jest say, I'm feelin' fine"
Yer heart may be jest Dustin with
some real er fancied woe.
But if you smile the other folks amt
very apt to know:
The old world laughs at heartaches,
friend, be they your own er mine;
So, when they ask you how you are,
jest say, I'm feelin' fine"
Unidentified.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-08-27
TRUE AS STEEL.

The weapons of steel made in Da-
mascus were even more famous than
its webs of silk.
This steel was once put to the test
In France, in the chemistry class of
the Sorbonne. In the course of a lee
ture on iron. Thenard, the professor.
produced a. Damascus blade, stating
that he believed that these swords
owed their remarkable temper to the
iron of which they were made being
melted by the charcoal of a thorn
bush that grew in the desert
To put it to the trial, he placed the
sword in the hand of very powerful
man, his assistant, desiring him to
strike it with all his might against =
bar Of iron.
With the arm of giant the assist
ant sent the blade flashing around his
head. and then down on the iron
block. into which, when MANY ex-
pected to see 1t shivered like glass if
embedded itself. quivering but unin-
5ured, giving, besides a remarkabIe
Bile proof of the trustworthiness of fine
sword, new force to the proverb
True as STEEL"
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-08-27
GENERAL BorHA's JOKE.

As commandant-general of the Boer
forces. General Botha. the first pre-
mier of United South Africa. proved
himself military genius. He may not
have been sucn a brilliant general as
De Wet, but he is a man in whose I'M
flinching resolution and judgment
both BritOn and BOer believe And.
judging by the following story. he has
a keen sense of humor. Just before
the finish of the campaign he met
Lord kitchener on two or three occa-
stons for the purpose of discussing
possibilities of peace. But there al
ways seemed some stumbling block
in the way. After one fruitless dis
cussion Botha got up and remarked,
We'll, I'm afraid I really must be
Off There's no hurry" Kitchener
answered. pleasantly You haven't a
train to catch, you know" But
that's just what l have" was Botha's
reply. Next morning the news came
to hand of a successful Boer raid on
a British armOred train only a few
miles off. Botha had caught his train.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-08-27
TO CONSECRATE ST. PATRICK'S
CATHEDRAL

Archbishop John NJ. Farley has de-
cided to cOnsecrate st. Patrick's ca
thedral on October 5. The ceremony,
which means that the great edifice
viii have been entirely freed from
debt will begin about o'clock in the
morning and will continue until .
o'clock in the afternoon. 1t is not
known whether Cardinal VincenzO
Nannutelli, the cardinal legate to the
Eucharistic congress at Montreal, will
be present, but the plans are made
with this in view. He promised Arch
bishop Farley that if his other engage
ments in America. will permit, he will
attend.
Both the Irish and American mem
bers of the College of Cardinals have
sent definite word that they will be
present. The celebration of wiping
out the debt will be diocesan affair
and will continue several days. 1t is
planned to have children's service,
a Thanksgiving service and a diocesan
service. Within the last few months
most of the 100000 necessary to clear
off the debt has been subscribed The
act Of Wiping out the mortgages is in
commemoration of the one hundredth
anniversary of Cardinal McCloskey,
who did so much toward building the
cathedral
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-08-27
EVIL EFFECTS OF MORTAL SIN

Mortal sin causes a man to forfeit
the friendship of God.
1t changes God from friend into
an enemy.
It destroys the beauty of the soul,
and covers it with a loathsome, deadly
leprosy.
1t so degrades and debases man as
to lead him to seek happiness in mud
dy waters, in feeding on husks fit only
for the swine. How exceeding base
art thou become going the same way
over again? %
1t renders man more grovelling than
the brute. We read in the Psalms,
Man, when he was in honor. did not
understand; he is compared to sense
less beasts. and is become like to
them"
It leaves a hideous stain in the soul,
deforms it, and makes it hateful in the
sight of heaven. 1t was one single
mortal sin of thought which changed
thousands of bright angels into mon
strous demons.
Mortal sin spreads bitterness. re-
morse, shame, disquietude and fear in
the soul. 1t is a poison that tortures
the conscience and works destruction:
by what things man sinneth, by
the same also he is tormented''
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-08-27
SACRANIENTS AND
sACRASIENTALs

There are three great acts Of re-
ligfon witch every Catholic makes use
of in his or her spiritual life These
are prayer, the sacrifice of the mass
and the secraments. In addition to
these. however. there are many other
devotional practices used in the course
of the year which are called secra-
mentals, such as holy water, the sign
of the cross. blessed ashes, palms, etc.
Behind the use of these various objects
is a principle. and to this principle the
church appeals for justification in
these practices.
A person could be a Catholic with
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-08-27
HISTORY CLEARED UP.

The third grade was having his
tory" Forty youngsters were making
guesses about the life and character
of the Father of His Country. when
the teacher propounded a question
that stumped them all.
why did Washington cross the
Delaware?"
Why. indeed? Not child could
think of anything but the answer to
the famous chicken problem: ITO get
on the other side and, of course. that
wouldn't do. Then little Annies hand
shot into the air. Little Annie crosses
the Delaware every summer, hence
the bright idea.
We'll, Annie?"
Because he wanted to get to Allan
tic Philadelphia Times.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-08-27
GERMANS DO SPLENDID WORK.

The Bonifatiusverein, society in
Germany for the support of Catholics
living in the overwhelming Protestant
districts, since its institution sixty
years ago. has collected and distrib-
uted a little more than ten million dol
lars and founded a thousand parishes
and fifteen hundred smaller mission
stations. Its organ, the "Bonifatius-
blatt." is printed in three languages
and circulates more than a million
copies. The society supports or sub
sidizes not only priests and their
churches. but schools and teachers.
the latter requiring a considerable
sum. as there are few religious adj
mitted in Protestant districts, and the
lay teachers are easily lured away by
the higher salaries offered in the state
schools
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-08-27
rnE MEETING oF LILLE SHES.
By Felicia IIemans.

lSN Felicia HemanS.
rrc-, hanks met on the deep midsea,
when Gains had settled the tide;
eaw bright days of summer glee
There found them side by side.
And voices Of the fair and brave
Rose mingling thence in mirth,
Ars sweetly floated Ger the wave
The melodies of earth.
Moonlight on that lone Indian main
CIoudless and lovely slept.
l-nflo dancing step and festive stain
Each deck in triumph swept
And hands were linked, and answering
eyes
with kindly meaning shone;
oh brief and passing sympathies
Like leaves together blown
little while such joy was cast
over the deep's repose.
T.H The loud singinging winds at last
Like trumpet music rose.
Ana proudly freely on their way
The parting vessels bore,
In calm or storm, by rock or bay,
TO meet-Oh, neveTmore!
Never to blend in victory's cheer,
70 aid i'm hours of woe;
And thus bright spirits mfngle here,
such ties are formed below.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-08-27
ANCESTRY

The making famous of the express
sion Il am my own ancestor" is US
ually credited to Andoche Junot, for
time a marshal of France. Junot
had risen from the ranks and be-
came the Duke of Abrantes and an
important figure at Napoleons newly
formed court. One day a nobleman
of the old regime asked him what
the spirited soldier 81 know nothing
about it. 1 am my own ancestor .
Probably he had never heard of the
similar remark made by Tiberius
about Curtius Rufus, He seems to
me to be descended from himself"
Napoleon's reply to the emperor of
Austria was in a kindred vein The
Austrian when Napoleon became his
prospective sOn-inlaw would fain
have traced the Bonaparte lineage to
some petty prince of Treviso. II am
my own Rudolph of Hapsburg," said
Napoleon. Under similar circum-
stance Napoleon silenced a genealo-
gist, Friend my patent of nobility
dates from Montenotte," his first
great victory.
When Ipichrates, the Athenian
e. neral, had it cast up in his face by
a descendant of Harmo 7iIis that he
vas shOemaker's son lie .almly re-
Piled, 'The nobility of my family be-
gins with me; yours ends with YOU"
Almost the Same word, were used
~ Alexander Dumas. whea asked if
lie were not descended fr1c, an ape
Covert sheer at his nero grand
mother), Very likely my ancestry
begins where yours ends
Voltaire in his ''Merope" saws:
The first to become king was a sue
cessful soldier He who s.:rves well
his country has no need OF ancestry"
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1910-08-27
WHEN FINNEGAN DIED

Two Irishmen were in a city bank
recently waiting their turn at the cash
ier's window.
This reminds me of Finnegan," re-
marked one.
What about Finnegan?" inquired
the other
tbs a story that Finnegan died.
and when he greeted st. Peter he said,
It's fine job you have here for a
long time Well, Finegan' said ST
Peter, here we count a million years
as minute and million dollars as a
cent oh! said Finnegan, Tn need
ing cash. Lend me a cent Sure,
said St Peter. just wait a minute -
Cleveland Leader.