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The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1910-08-12
Why Scott Cannot Speak.

Col. Charles Scott, who was In the
city Thursday. authorized the follow
ing statement in regard to his posi-
ton:
81 have been troubled with my
throat and vocal cords since an attack
of la grippe, following a bad cold
caught at Gen. Lowry's funeral several
months ago. For this reason cannot
attempt to make any speeches until
normal conditions are restored, and |
have been forced, therefore,, to de-
cline the many kind invitations to
speak that have been received from
friends in all parts Of the state"
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1910-08-12

Keep cool and be cool. The mental
attitude has much to do with physi-
cal condition.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1910-08-12

Bowling has been introduced into
England. 1t will now become popu'
'Sr at Newport.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1910-08-12

Since the comet has departed peo-
pie have to charge up to- u spots
whatever they cannot understand.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1910-08-12

Young girls ought to make the most
Of their birthdays, for in after years
they cease to have them.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1910-08-12
The noblest study Of mankind IL
weather.
Evidently the law Of gravitation has
not been repealed.
For 80 cents now you can buy eithe'
D melon or q dozen lemons.

There are few joy-riders back OF tho
lawn mower or moving machine this
year.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1910-08-12
he MOST Msgle0fsd Organ


because it's the one liver remedy
that energises the liver, brings
back its natural function strong
and young again.
Tell your druggist you want
SIMMONS LIVER PURIFIER
and nothing else; emphasize SIM
MONS lin yellow tin boxes only,
and insist upon 1t. It's the one
cure that cures-the liver remedy
that does It's work without grip
ing or sickening.
At All Druggists, Everywhere, ESQ, and 81.
4 B. RICHARDS MEDICINE CO., Sherman, TsEal
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1910-08-12

Last year Great Britain cut 1T
liquor bill $54. 900, 900. yet nobody dick
of thirst.
The Detroit times., 1910-12-21
Resolutions and Ordinances.
THIRD WARD


Resolved That the Department Of
Public works -. and Is hereby directed
TO draw a warrant upon the city Treas
urer IN favor OF j. Burns for the sum
OF $i.Od. being the amount OK rebate TO
which ne g. entitled on permit No. 55S7,
which permit was lost.
AdoDtCd as follows.
Yeas-Ald Allan. Barnett, Burton.
Deimel. Elhs Frciwald. Garvey, Goesch
81, Grindley. Gutman. HARPER. Heating.
Koenig, l[onkel. Lempke. Ostrowski,
owen Renhard;, Rosenthal. Rutter.
Schultz. Shapland Skrzyski. Theisen,
Thompson TOssy. Trevor Vernon, Walsh,
Watson Wing, link, Zoeller. and the
'''''' - fourth WARD.
Resolved. THAT the Department OF
Public Works be and is hereby requested
10 consider the advisability Of paving
Stanley avenue from Fourth TO Green
wood avenue with cedar block on con-
crete Foundation. under the 100000
clause OF the Charter
Adopted
Resolved. Th,t tho Department or
Public Works hc aud is hereby re-
oucstrd - consider the advisability ~
paving Palmer avenue from Third 20
Fourth avenues. with cedar block ON
concrete four dation. unuer the $500 1000
clause 81 Che charter.
Adopted.
Resolved. That tho Department Of
Puhlic Works be- and g. hereby re-
qucstcd 10 consider tho accessibility of
paving Itrdsou avenue from. Third To
/ Greer wood avenues. with CsGar block
| on concret" foundation. under the SsOu-
! 600 clause 81 the charter.
| Adopted
By Aid. Allan;
Resolved. That the Department 60
Public W.rks be ard is hereby re-
quested 10 consider the adVisabiIitv Of
paving Colburn place from Case avenue
to Fourth avenue. with cedar block on
concrete foundation. under the $500, 900
clause Of the charter.
Adopted.
BY Ald. Allan:
Resolved That the Department OF
Public Works he and h hereby re-
uuestcd - consider the adviSabillty oi
paving FCrs-thc avenue from Stanl oy
to Dewey avenue. with cedar block on
concrete foundatiou, urdcr~the $500 90.
lclausc Of the charter
| Adopted.
FOURTH WARD
BY AID. Allan:
Resolved. That the Department NJ
Public Works he and IS hereby re-
duestcd 20 consider tho advisabilit,
~ ruving Hamilton Boulexard ftou
Piugrce avenue to CitN Units witr
cedar block on concrete foundation
under tho 100000 clause OF the Char
ter.
Adopted
BY Aid KcatinF
Resolved. That permission be anu
The Detroit times., 1910-12-21
Two Hundred Thousand sAmerican


With its January number The Amer
lean Boy reaches a circulation Of 200
900 copies, a wonderful growth for a
magazine Just entering its twelfth
year OF existence. II Is published by
The Sprague Publishing Co. OF De-
troit
This magazine has placed Detroit on
the publishing map giving u the most
widely circulated boys magazine in
The country. and one admittedly OF the
highest literary quality 10 is the first
publication in the city 10 issue an cdi-
tion q 100000 copies
fThe efforts 81 thr editors to give the
boys The best literature 10 Ice obtained
are shown in the January number
who're cyrus Townsend Brady's --latest
serial begins. ln the same number is
short story by Hollis Godfrey. re-
garded as one OF the three forepoSf
juvenile writer's Of the day In tho
future stories viii be published Nv
names SO well known as VIII LAYING
ton Comfort, whose book Routledge
Rides Alone. IL regarded as the best
- the year. Ivy William IIcyliaer. lac
J. J.. Harbour and many others In
Guiding Ralph Henry barbour IN.
leading boys writer Cf the time
Quality accounts for tho growth Of
this magazine parents and teachers
throughout tho country welcome II FOR
It's high educational value
The Detroit times., 1910-12-21
WILL RENEW FIGHT.
Insurgents Not Satisfied With Rules
OF the House.

WASHINGTON, Dec. 2l.-Further
revision of the rules Of the house of
representatives is contemplated by
the insurgent members of that body
Conferences have been he'd today and
viii! be continued, To determine the
exact form OF the amendments that
are TO be offered at the earliest pos
sible moment.
The insurgents are not at all salts
fed with the manner in which the new
rule giving the house power TO dis
charge committee from the consid-
Grafton of a oil was administered
when its first trial occurred yesterday
This rule was procured after hard
fight last session to provide the means
whereby n bill could be brought he.
fore the house when n committee re
fused TO report 1t, or delayed too long
in acting upon II.
The Detroit times., 1910-12-21

Springrvcils avenue from West Fort
street 10 Ferndale avenue with cedar
block "a concrete foundation. under the
$500. GOl clause of the Charter.
Adopted.
And the Council then adjourned.
THOMAS r.. Gilman
President.
CHARLES \. NICHOLS,
City Clerk
The Detroit times., 1910-12-21
DETROIT q oNToNAGoN MINERAL
LAND CO.

Notice IL hereby given that pursuan;
TO a resolution passed at a meeting of
the directors OF the Detroit * Ontona
gon Mineral Land Co, oct. %, 1910, at
me presidents office. Detroit, Mich, the
interests or shares represented by tho
certificates OF said company here and
after specified have been forfeited for
non-payment or the assessment OF Is
cents per share, levied March 16, 1910.
and payable on or before April rs. 1910
and said shares. or 80 much thereof as
shall he necessary TO pay said assess
ment with interest thereon from April
%, 1910, and the expense OF sale and
the collection OF same, will be sold to
the highest bidder at the office OF r.. NJ
Chamberlain, president. 4l6 Moffat
building, Detroit. Mich, on Dec. 81.
1910, at IL o'clock noon, unless pre-.
yiously redeemed by payment thereof
with interest and expenses TO W. g
Johnson. recretary-treasurer. at his or
fee, No. 1925 Majestic building, Detroit
Mich. The certificates TO be sold are
Numbers 423. $50. 520 SCI. SEE. 523. SEA.
SIS. $50. SCI and the unsold residues OF
numbers 244. 324. 396. 397. 1913. 4se. 6ol
r. NJ Chamberlain. Secretary.
w C Johnson. Treasurer.
Detroit. Nov 90. 1910
The Detroit times., 1910-12-21

IS hereby granted 10 Mary George Of
2SS Franklin street to peddle without
"a license
Adonted.
The Detroit times., 1910-12-21

Is hereby granted 10 Mary George OF
3SS Franklin street to peddle without
a license
Adopted.
FIFTH WARD
BY AID Rosenthal.
Resolved. That permission be and ~
hereby granted To Harry MARI OF 1913
Brewster street 10 Ueddle without a
license FOR period OF 30 days from
the date or adoption hereof
NINTH WARD
By Aid. Tossy
Resolved, That the Committee on
Parks ana Boulevards be and is hereby
by instructed to hear Mr.. Campau and
his witnesses and certain afIidavits
he Will offer. to the end that the moral
phase OF his claim on the Scott estate
may be heard
Adopted
BY Aid. Ellis:
Resolved. That the Department OF
Public Works be and lis hereby auth
orized and directed TO issue a permit to
Frank Duffy TO erect a barber pole in
front OF NJ 134 kercheval avenue
Provided That said work shall be
performed under the supervision OF
the Department Of Public Works. and
In accordance with plans submitted 20
ana approved by said Department and
Provided, further. That no rights in
the public streets shall be considered
waived by this permission. which IS
granted expressly on the condition that
said barber pole and all distractions
in connection herewith shall be re-
moved az any time when SO directed
10y the Common Council
Referred TO Committee on streets
EIGHTEENTH WARD
BY Ald Zoeller
Resolved. THAT the Department Of
Public Works be and is hereby re-
pucstcd to consider the advisabilitv or
paving DIX avenue from LtvernotS ave
nue 10 stock Yards driveway. with ce-
dar block on concrete foundation, un-
der the $500 900 Clausc-of the charter
Adopted.
BY MA. ;ntllcr.
Resolved. That The Department of
Public Works bc and Is hereby rogue sted
10 consider the adyi-ability Of paving
Waterman avenue from West jefferson
Co Dix avenue with cedar block ON con-
crete foWdatpp. under tho $500. 900
clause ~ the Charter.
Adpr'c1
By All Zoelicr.
Resolved. That the Department % Pub
lie Works be. ari il hereby requested
/ 10 consider the advisabihty OF paving
The Detroit times., 1910-12-21
DOG GOES TO DOCTOR WHO
TREATED HIM ONCE BEFORE
When leg Is Again Broken Makes His
Way TO Physicians Home and
Whines Until Admitted.

TOPEKA. Kan. Dec. 2l.--Tobe. a
bull terrier owned by Hal Hotchkiss,
sustained broken log some months
ago and was taken To DIR. otto Kiene,
where the injured member was set
and held tight by PLASTER cast.
The other day Tooe broke his leg
again. The Hotchkiss nome is fully :,
mile from the Kiene residence. but
Tobe did not wait 10 be personally
conducted TO the doctors. On three
legs he beat il across the town to DE-.
Kiene's, where on the front porch. he
sat and cried piteous!y until the doc
tor heard him.
Once more the leg was mended. but
lobe is denied the companionship Of
other dogs for a while.
The Detroit times., 1910-12-21
COUNCIL


title. ordered printed and laid on the
The Detroit times., 1910-12-21
FIFTH WARD

BY Ala ROScnthal.
Resolved. That permission be and ~
her ehy granted To Harry MarN OF 1913
Brewster street TO ucddle without q
license FOR period OF 30 days from
the date OF adoption hereof
The Detroit times., 1910-12-21

vcki. Thetsen. Trevor. Vernon, watson.
Wing, link. Zoeller and the President
10
took their seats.
The Detroit times., 1910-12-21

job Printing Done Right. Time.
Printing Co.. No 10 John R.-st Cali
Main 1928. or City 33s5.
The Detroit times., 1910-12-21
Unfinished Business.

Aid. Gutman moved 10 take from the
table an ordinance known az the Build
ing Code.
Aid. Burton objected and moved that
~ remain on the table.
The question was put on the motion
OF Aid. Gutman. which WAS lost
~ follows.
yess--Ald Allan. Barnett. Ellis Gar
yey Grindley. Gutman. Harpfer. Keat-
ing, Owen. Reinhardt. Rosenthal, Rut-
ter. Thompson, Tossy and Walsh--15
Naye-~Ald. Burton, Defined, FreiwaId
0oenchcl. Koenig, konkel. Lempke
ootrowski. Schultz. Shaplarsd. Skrz-
The Detroit times., 1910-12-21
Children Cry
FOR FlETcHER'S
9 a 9 TO RIA

Four recent deaths from plague in
a Suffolk village were the first In Eng
land from that disease for nearly ESQ
years.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-05-13

the Worlds Missionary conference Of
Edinburgh. Scotland, on June IA.
where it is expected to exert a pro-
found conference. The delegates
were apportioned amongst the varl-
in accordance with their membership
and gifts to missions. The Methodist
Episcopal church led with 600 dele
gates. The Presbyterian church was
second with $50 The The North
ern Baptist church had a quota Of $50
men, while the Southern Baptist con
vention sent 200 men. The Southern
Methodist church was represented by
by 255 men. The Protestant Episco-
pal church appointed 210 delegates.
Most of the other churches had pro-
portionate representation.
The various sessions were held In
the auditorium. The congress opened
with the singing of Grown Him Lord
of All" Right Reverend Charles P.
Anderson, Episcopal bishop of Chi
cago, made the opening address. He
spoke on the will of Christ for the
World" dwelling upon the need Of
church unity. Bishop w. L. Nc
Dowell. Of the Methodist Episcopal
church, made the second address. The
first evening was devoted to talks by
]. Campbell White, general secretary
Of the Laymen's Missionary Move
ment, and j. A. Macdonald, editor of
The Toronto Globe.
Notable List of Speakers.
Among the speakers on the program
we're Prince t. H. Yum of Korea: ].
A. Macdonald, editor Of the Toronto
Globe; Robert e, Speer. secretary OF
the Presbyterian Board of Foreign
Missions; William j. Schiefelin, pres,
idsnt of the Citizens union Of New
J, York; Alfred E. Marling OF New
York; Mornay Williams, chairman OF
the New York state board Of char
tiles; Clement Chase of Omaha; How
ard A. Kelly Of Baltimore: Samuel q
Capen Of Boston: John R. Pepper Of
Memphis, Tenn; III. M. Beardsiey
formerly. mayor of Kansas City:
George Sherwood Eddy OF India, Rob
R ert H. Gardiner of Boston; Col. Elijah
4 w Halford, private secretary TO the
late President Harrison during his ad
ministration; Thomas Tippey and
William Fl. Lewis Of Seattle. r. A
Long of Kansas City. John B, Slemar
OF washington, founder of the move
ment; William r. Sweet Of Denver
Charles A. Rowland of Athens. Ca.
Alfred 70. Marling OF New York. Judge
CaIdan u of ct. Y duis. NJ w
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-05-13
SHAWNEE, OKLAHOMA,
A City Beautiful.

Is in the heart of the richest, best
profit making farm land in the great
Southwest. From a brush pile to a
city Of $4,000 population in IA years.
Wonder of the age in city building.
Now building Meat packing house
1900 employees; Cotton Fabric Mill
600 employees; Baptist and Catholic
State Universities-Will enroll100 stu
dents. Unprecedented profit making
investments waiting for men of small
and large means. The last opportunity
to get property in Shawnee at a low
price. Get in on the ground floor.
Prices will advance rapidly. Nothing
can stop Shawnee now. For descrip.
tive literature and further information
write SHAWNEE DEVELOPMENT
COMPANY. Shawnee, Oklahoma, which
is not a real estate company.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-05-13
TIME FOR HIS DEPARTURE
Az Close Friend Knew, That Frame Of
Mind Was Not Apt to Be a
Lasting One.

Ben. T. Rice and Hymen Levy, both
now dead. were two of the real old
Virginia characters in a small Pied.
mont county seat town; Ben was the
keeper of the town inn and Hymen, a
genuine Jew, ran a store. Ben was
noted for profanity, drinking and gam
bling and telling ~unheard-of yarns.
Hymen was a daily visitor at the inn
to get his dram, and at times became
thoroughly shocked at Ben's outra-
geous language and Ben,
one evening, Joined the town boys In
an exciting game of football on Main
street, became overheated, and, cool
ing off too quickly, went into pneu-
monia at night. Several physicians
attended him, who soon pronounced
his case hopeless. A dozen or more
of Ben's friends, among them Hymen.
were standing around the bed just be.
fore Ben's spirit took its fight from
earth, when Ben uttered a long groan
and said: "Oh, Lord, have mercy on
me-" At this moment Hymen turned
his head slowly and remarked: THE
good Lord ought to take. Ben right
now, for he never will be SO good nc
more"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-05-13
Bishop Eats His Own Boots.

Few bishops have to lead such a
strenuous life as Bishop Stringer. In
company with a missionary companion
he made a our recently to Herschel
island. in the Arctic ocean, and back
to Dawson City. where the bishop re-
sides.
Their small supply of food becoming
exhausted, they we're obliged to eat
their muckalucks and moccasins.
These, made of raw sealskins, were
soaked until they became glutinous,
and were then toasted in strips owe
the fire. The bishop says the food
was real good, especially the mucka-
lucks.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-05-13
Knew Her Latin.

"D-e.f-e-n-d-a-m," spelled the young
ster on the rear seat as the rubber
neck" wagon was passing the Twenty
second Regiment armory, at Broadway
and Sixty-eighth street. What does
that near, auntie?"
Il didn't quite catch what the guide
said," replied the old lady. "Oh, Mr..
Guide, won't you kindly tell us what
it says on that b%uilding?"
"Def-en-dumi" roared the guide
through his megaphone, dividing the
word into three sections.
That's what it is" said the old
lady. "a deaf and dumb asylum"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-05-13
BIG MISSION RAlLY.
lAyMEN's CONGRESS IN CHICAGO
ATTENDED BY THOUSANDS.
WOULD cHRIsTIANlzE WORLD
Every Protestant Church In America
Represented at immense Meeting
Which Is Addressed by Many
Eminent Men.

Chicago.-For four days, beginning
May 3. Chicago was the scene of q
most extraordinary gathering. the
Layman's National Missionary con.
gress. Every Protestant church In
America was represented. and the del
egates were men OF affairs from all
over the country who came here to
consider plans for the evangelization
of the entire world. They numbered
$500 in all.
Among them were men Of national
and international prominence. For.
mer vice-President Fairbanks attend
ed as a representative of the Metho-
dist Episcopal church. Several gov
ernors were present. United States
Senators Dolliver of Iowa and Bev-
eridge of Indiana and former Senator
Teller of Colorado were present at the
first session. A number of former
governors of states were registered.
Among them were former Governor
Hadley Of Missouri, former Governor
Yates of Illinois, and former Governor
Hanley Of Indiana, Soldiers, sailors,
business men. professional men and
ministers were in attendance. The
congress closed on Friday.
Close of Remarkable Campaign.
This convention marked the close
of a remarkable religious campaign
During the winter and spring. mis-
~sionary conventions were held under
the auspices of the Laymen's Mis-
%sionary Movement in rs of the lead
ing cities Of the country. The cam
paign began at Buffalo on October 16
The gathering at Chicago was the eli
max of the series OF conventions.
A national missionary policy was
adopted. This policy will be sen tc
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-05-13

bottle or a remedy
for the cure of indi-
gestlon, and as he
was interested, be-
cause he suffered
that a he wrote
for II. The rene
dy was DIR. Cald-
wells Syrup Pep
sin. Mr.. Lapley,
who is a minister OF
the Methodist Epls-
copal Church. and q
member OF the Cen
trail b Con-
ference. took the
free bottle with the
result that he was
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-05-13

very speedily cured. Mrs' Alice Northrup
You or any other sufferer from consti-
patton, indigestion and dyspepsia, sick
headache and such digestive troubles can
have a free trial bottle tent to your home
prepaid by forwarding your name and
address. II is the gentlest, mildest, best
tasting. most effective laxative tonic you
ever tried. Druggists will sell you the
suits are guaranteed. A picture of Mrs.
Horthrup. of Quincy. Ill.,, n cured patient.
IS presented herewith. If there is any
thing about your case that you don't I'M
derstand write the doctor and he win adj
wise you. The address Is DR.. W. r. Cald-
well. POI Caldwell Bldg. MONTICELLO, Ill.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-05-13
erArr OF ONO CITY OF TOLEDO. , :,

FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he Is senior
partner OF the firm OF F.. J. CHENEY & Co.. doing
business In the City OF Toledo, County and State
aforesaid, and that said frm Will pay the sum OF
ONE for each and every
case OF CATARRH that cannot be cured by the use OF
HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK j.. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence.
this 9Th day Of December. A. D.. 1886.
t A. v. GLEASON.
SEAL NOTARY PUBLIC.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally and acts
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Send for testimonials. free.
FL. CHENEY q co. Toledo. q.
Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-05-13
AN INTOLERABLE ITCHING

Just about two years ago, some
form of humor appeared on my scalp.
The beginning was a slight itching but
it grew steadily worse until, when l
combed my hair, the scalp became
raw and the ends of the comb-teeth
would be wet with blood. Most Of the
time there was an intolerable itching,
In a painful, burning way, very much
as a bad, raw burn, If deep, will itch
and smart when first beginning to
heal. Combing my hair was positive
torture. My hair was long and tan
gled terribly because of the blood and
scabs. This continued growing worse
and over half my hair fell out. was
in despair, really afraid of becoming
totally bald.
Sometimes the pain was 10 great
that, when partially awake, l would
scratch the worst places SO that my
finger-tips would be bloody. / could
not sleep well and, after being asleep
a short time, that awful singing pain
would m and then / would
wake up nearly wild with the torture.
A neighbor said it must be salt rheum.
Having used Cuticura Soap merely as
a toilet soap before, / now decided to
order a set of the Cuticura Remedies
-Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Pills
l used them according to directions
for perhaps six weeks, then left off
as the disease seemed to be eradi
Gated, but toward spring, eighteen
months ago, there was a slight re
turn of the scalp humor. l com
menced the Cuticura treatment al
once, SO had very little trouble. Or
my scalp l used about n half a cake
of Cuticura Soap and half a box o
Cuticura' Ointment in all. The frs
time / took six or seven bottles of Gu
ticura Pills and the last time three
bo~ttles--neither an expensive or te
dious treatment Since then I hav'
had no scalp trouble of any kind
Standing up, with my hair unbound, |
comes to my knees and had 1t not beel
for Cuticura l should doubtless b
wholly bald.
This is a voluntary, unsolicited ties
timonial and l take pleasure in writin
1t, hoping my experience may hel
omeone else. Miss Lillian Brown
r. F. d. /, Liberty, Me-. Oct. 20. 1909.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-05-13
Had ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Sleep.

A lady from Oklahoma City writes:
II was sick in bed with Rheumatism,
ankles swollen, couldn't sleep. Elec-
tropodes cured me. They are great"
At Drug Stores-$Eo0. No cure, no
pay. Write for free trial offer. West
ern Electropode Co, Dept. A, Los An
geles, Cal.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1910-05-13
Tit for Tat.

Stranger Ito prominent clergyman
Il came in here, sir. to criticise your
church management and tell you how
1t ought to be run.
Prominent Clergyman (amazed)-
What do you mean, sir? How dare
you? Who are you, anyway?
Il am the humble editor of the pa
per you have been writing to."-Life.