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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
Something Missing.

A Canadian farmer, noted for his
Observation-Disclosures went to town one
day and transacted his business with
the utmost precision. He started on
his way home. however, with the
firm conviction that he had forgotten
something, but what it was he could
not recall AS he neared home the
conviction increased, and three times
he stopped his horse and went care
fully through his pocketbook in a
vain endeavor to discover what he
had forgotten. In due course he
reached home and was met by his
daughter. who looked at him in sur
prise and exclaimed: why, father
where have you left mother? ''-Les-
lies
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
1t Suited Him.

The late Patrick F. Sheedy, the
well known gambler, always caution
ed young men against gaming,
though he had been himself so sue
cessful at it.
Never gamble" he said, one win
ter day in his art shop, to a New
York reporter. "a gambler, in his
despair will stake his life and his
honor to win a dollar or two"
The desperate gambler is, in fact,
like that poor fellow who rented a
steam-heated flat one very cold win
ter in Eight Hundred and Ninety
seventh Street.
"As this man sat reading in his
overcoat and gloves one evening, a
little group of firemen burst in on
him.
"'Quick!' they cried. Stir your
self, The house is afire,'
Very good,' the man replied
turning a page calmly and select
ing a fresh cigar. Very good, in
deed 1t will be the first time this
flats been warm this winter. -
Washington Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
Paternal Love.

A young mother went up stairs
one evening to be sure that her son
was safely sleeping. AS she paused
at the door of the nursery she saw
her husband standing by the side of
the crib, gazing earnestly at the
child.
AS she stood still for a moment.
touched by the sight, tears filled her
eyes, and she thought, How dearly
Frederick loves that boy!' Imagine
the shock to her feelings when he
suddenly turned toward her and
said:
Amelia, it is incomprehensible to
me how they can get up such a crib
as this for three dollars and sixty
cents" THE Youths Companion.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
The College Journalist.

At the University of Missouri is the
first working school of journalism in
the world AS practical laboratory
work. a daily paper, with Geographic
reports is issued. Walter Williams,
its dean tells of the vicissitudes he
encounters in turning laymen into
Journalists.
A student was sent in haste to COW
err a railway wreck at twon few
miles away 1t was almost time for
the daily to go to press, and still no
word had been received from the
young man on the assignment
In desperation Dean Williams tele-
graphed, asking why the story was
not forthcoming The reply was
TOO much excitement. Wait until
| things quite down" kansas City
| Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
Where Bacon Lived.

Fulwoods Rents, the little Holburn
court leading into Gray's Inn Gar
dens, which will be largely rebuilt,
formerly possessed the privilege of
'.sanctuary," and hence became
notorious resort for fraudulent debt
CTS and still more unpleasant charac-
tiers. Yet this dingy dive" can boast
of many glorious memories. Francis
Bacon lived here in Fulwood's House
and valued his furniture at $50 a
huge price for that period Here the
Wing Club and Melbourne and Oates
Club met in the reign of Charles H.,
and here stood Squire's Coffee House,
from which several numbers of the
spectator were dated Westminster
Gazette.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
An Emotional Witness.

A witness in a railroad case at
Fort Worth is called to tell in his
own way how the accident happen
ed, said
well. Ole and was walking down
the track, and heard a whistle,
and l got off the track, and the train
went by, and I got back on the
track, and l didn't see Ole; but L
walked along, and pretty soon seen
Ole's hat, and l walked on, and seen
one of Ole's legs, and then l seen
one of Ole's arms. and then another
leg, and then over one side Ole's
head, and I says. My God! Some
thing muster happened to Ole! -
Everybody's.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
FEMININE NEWS NOTES.

Sarah Truax, the actress, is thirty
three.
Maxine Elliott, The actress, is thir-
ty-seven.
Gertrude Z. Coghlan, actress, is
thirty-four.
Wellesley College girls sent $1,000
to the shirt waist strikers.
Sadie Harris, the actress. sister
in-law of Lew Fields, is twenty-five.
Count Anthony Sigray is TO we'd
Miss Harriott DAILY, daughter of the
late Marcus Daily, in New York City.
The Woman's party opened head
quarters in the Metropolitan Tower,
New York City, with Mrs. Gait in
charge.
Thomas Crimmins. son OF John d..
Crimmins, married Mrs. Julia Lloyd,
OF New York and Noroton, Conn, at
Augusta. Ga.
That poison was found in the con-
tents of Miss Margaret Swope's stom-
ach was asserted by John G. Paxton
al Kansas City.
Gustave Lindenthai. prominent ar
chitect and consulting engineer, OF
New YORK. married MISS Carrl"
Herndon. at Durham, n. c.
A jury in Brooklyn returned YER
dict of $4,000 in favor of Mrs.
Agnes NJ. Hendrick against Laura
Biggar. the actress, in a 100000
suit for the alienation of Dr.. Hen
bricks affections.
The Supreme Court refused to in
crease the alimony paid by Seton
Tranter, broker to his wife Bea-
trice. she having claimed that she
cannot support her little daughter on
the $50 a week she receives.
Mrs. Murray Foristell. Clubwoman
and president of three patriotic or
CARNATIONS the Daughters of the
American Revolution. the Daughters
of 1872 and the Daughters of the
Confederacy. will take the census of
Culver Township, St. Charles Coun-
ty, No.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

given me, and / am recommending it
to all my friends. Mrs. W S. FORD,
2207 w Franklin St, Baltimore, Nd
The most successful remedy il this
country for the cure Of all forms of
female complaints is Lydia E, Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. 1t has
stood the test of years and to-day is
more widely and successfully used than
any other female remedy. 1t has cured
thousands Of women who have been
troubled with displacements, infam-
nation, liberation, fbroid tumors, IL
regularities, periodic pains, backache,
that bearing-down feeling, fiatulency,
Indigestion, and nervous prostrati0n,
after all other means had failed.
If you are suffering from any of these
ailments, don't give up hope until you
have given Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound trial.
If you would like special advice
write to Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn,
Mass, for it. She has guided
thousands to health, free OF
charge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
Taking a Chance.

What was you askin' for the wild
der's bonnet, NUM-"
''Well--er-I thought ninepence.'
Els very i'll, mum; [ think Iii
risk 1.-THE Tattler.
No Harm Done.
Il notice lots of college boys
around town"
Yes; the midwinter vacation is
on"
Seems to me these midwinter va
cations must interfere seriously with
a boys college work"
Not at ALL The football season
is over and it's too early for track
worE. Louisville Courier-J ournal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

Few parents realize how many es-
timable lives have been embittered
and social and business success pre-
vented by serious skin affections
which so often result from the neglect
of minor eruptions ir infancy and
childhood. With but little care and
the use of the proper emolients,
babys skin and hair may be pre-
served, purified and beautified, minor
eruptions prevented from becoming
chronic and tOrturing, disfiguring
rashes, feelings, irritations and chat
ings dIspelled
To this end, nothing is so pure, so
sweet, so speedily effective as the
use of Cuticura Soap, assisted
when necessary, by Cuticura Oint-
ment Send to Potter Drug & Chem.
Corp, sole proprietOrs, Boston, Mass,
for their free 32-pase Cuticura Book,
telling all about the care and treat
ment of the skin and scalp.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
The MOngnnSe Story.

DO you remember the story of
the man who walked along the
street one day carrying a basket on
his arm. y friend said to him:
What is in the basket, Tommy A
mongoose,' said Tommy. You see,
my brother has been drinking hard
and lately he has been hoth cd by
rats and pink mice anG spotted
snakes and other yenomoUs crea-
lures. Now a mOngoOse just eats
those things alive, see? SO | am
taking this mongoosc TO him to kill
those rats and snakes But, Tom
N.Y. said the friend, don't you
know those are imaginary snakes
That's all right said Tommy This
is an imaginary mOngoOse. Chi
cago Daily Socialist.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
Permanent Position.

Mr.. Smith, spoke up the young
lawyer, Il came here as representa-
tive of your neighbor, Tom Jones,
with the commission to collect a debt
due him."
Il congratulate you" answered
Mr.. Smith, ION obtaining so perman-
nent a job at such an early stage in
YOUR career Success
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
ChiHalrY

Two miners we're returning from
a lecture at the village institute
when one of them, after a thought
full pause, remarked:
Say, Bill, | doan't see the neces-
sity O. bringing chaps frae London
10 teach us ABBOTT manners in the
ONE. We amt so bad as that fell
Ter made out
90 course we amt" replied Bill.
mot by a long way" went on
The first. q never swear before my
wife
mo more don't l." put in Bill;
4 allus ses ladies fust. That's me.
--Tit-Bits
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
The Modern { hid.

All, my lad. you are a fine little
fellow
"Thank you, sir"
And are YOU mammals boy or
papa S boy?"
Il spend six months in the custody
of each" answered the urchin, cOur-
teously.- Courier-JOurnal
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
4 Wrestler.

Have you no occupation, my
MANI" asked the lady at the kitchen
door
''Yes'm,' replied the tramp, I'm
a wrestler"
"A wrestler?"
"Yes'm. I Wrestle with poverty,
manufacturers Statesman.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
Tn Winter Use Aliens Foot-Ease.

The antiseptic powder. Your feet feel un;;
comfortable, nervous and often cold and
damp. If you have sweating, sore fees or
tight shoes, try Aliens Foot Ease. Sold by
all druggists and shoe stores, Is cents.
Sample sent free Address Allen S. Ohm
sted. lie Rov. n Y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

loEI II iSS uIol1-
ties, terrible drag
ging sensations,
extreme nervous
ness, and that all
gone feeling in my
stomach. / had
given up hope of
ever being well
when | began to
take Lydia E.Pink-
hams Vegetable
Compound. Then
| felt as though
rou- lifo bod bnpn
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

BY the use of anchors weighing
1,1O0 pounds army Officers have sue
ccedcd in placing submarine mines
in water 200 feet deep Formerly
roo to l25 feet was the greatest
depth practicable for such purposes.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
1 MntIlcr'S AnxiciY.

Willie-Ma, can't I go out on the
street for little while? Tommy
Jones says there's a comet to be seen.
Mother-Well, yes; but don't you
go too near.-BOstOn Transcript
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
4 Philadelphia

A Philadelphia saw child crush
ed by a trolley car and invented a
fender 10 be dropped to the rails by
A latch under the motormans feet.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

A novelty in the line of electric
signs consists of each letter being
fitted with a dioptric lens and lighted
by a single lamp, the effect being an
even illumination of the entire letter.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

Constipation causes and seriously aggra-
Yates many diseases. 1t is thoroughly
cured by Dr. Pierce's Pellets. Tiny sugar
coated granules.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

Did mamma punish you today,
Tommy"
Yes, sir"
What did she do?"
Made me stay in the house while
she took her singing lesson, '-Yonk-
ers Statesman
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

A new safe is made to revolve with
in d recess in a wall by an electric
motor, its German inventors idea be-
ing 10 prevent burglars having time
enough to drill any particular spot
on it's surface.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

NeIl--Tsn't she a peculiar girl
She wouldn't look at him when he
was rich, but now, after he's lost
all his money, she accepts him.
Belle-Well, you know how crazy
every woman is to get anything
that's Bits.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
A FASHIONABLE PHYSICIAN.

What you need is trip to Eu,
rope
But l couldn't afford it, doctor,
nor could l spare the time from my
business"
"Oh, we'll, take a little quinine. ="
Louisville Courier-JOurnal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
Wanted Too Much.

Hello. Is this the information
,ditor?'
Yes"
Who is he president of Nicara-
@Ua?"
wait a minnie and I'LL"
But | want 10 know who is
president now-not who's going to
1e president a minute from now -
Exchange.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

fammation within.
You can't be rid of
the ache until you
cure the cause.-the
kidneys. Doan's Kid :
ney Pills cure sick
Kidneys.
J. F. King. 221 w.
Union St, Jackson
vile, Fla. says:
Dull. ma gging back
ache and irregular
action of the kid neys
bothered me for five
months. Doan's Kid
ney Pills proved just
what | needed, driv-
ing out the pain and
restoring the kid
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

He who mimics the ways of his
betters wears the clothes of a fool
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
For COLDS and GRIP.

Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy
relieves the aching and feEerishneSs-cures
the Cold and restores normal conditions. Its
liquid-eTects Immediately. 10c., 25c. and
Soc, at drug stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

Do not abuse poor man. He may
not always be poor, AMI the abused
have good memory.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
AFTER
FOURYEARS
OF MISERY
Cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

Baltimore, Md. =" For four years
my life was misery to me- | suffered
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

Before you kill the fowls scratch
ing up your garden seeds be sure they
are not your own.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
WHEN YOUR BACK ACHES
SUSPECT THE KIDNEYS

Backache is kidney ache in most
cases The kidneys ache and throb
with dull pain because there Is in
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

Have YOU a cough or cold2 If so, take at
once Aliens Lang Bdlsam and watch re-
suits. Simple. safe. effective All dealers
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

Exposure to cold and wet is the first step
to Pneumonia. Take Perry Darts Pain
killer and the danger is averted.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

Hay ropes do not bind a ship in a
storm, and if your ship is leaking
sail close to the shore.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

Beware of the woman who bites
her finger nails. She is possessed OF
a devil
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
rheumatism Cured in a Day.

DR.. Detchon's Relief for Rheumatism and
Neuralgia radically cures in to days. Its
action is remarkable. Removes the cause
and disease quickly disappears. First dose
greatly benefits. 75c. and 81. All druggists
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

Mrs Winslow's Sootf ing Syrup for Children
5eething, softeus thegums, reducesinflamma-
ion allays pain, cures wind collie, 25ca bottle
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
How to Keep Baby's Skin Clear.

Itch cured in 80 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. At druggists.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

Your pile of straw IS a thousand
times bigger than its pile of ashes.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

Do not saddle your ass backward.
If he pitches you off you cannot see
where you are falling.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

There are now under construction
in New York City buildings which
will aggregate in value about $780,
100000.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
To Cure a Cold i'm One Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
Druggists refund money if it fails to cure.
i. w Groves signature is on each box. Csc.
French heels are made by hand
of beech or birch wood, seasoned two
years
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

Submarine signal can be heard
T. miles
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

The Turkish government has awak
ened to the necessity of irrigation ant
railroads
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

Do not despise Friendships Even
that of a beGgar is better than none
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
BEGINNINGS Of Self Help.

BEGINNINGS Of Sci Help,
Knicker-Governor Hadley says
every family should keep a COW.
Bocker-We are working up to it
gradually by starting with goldfish.
New York Sun.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

For HEA CAPUDENE
Whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach or
Nervous Troubles. Capudine will relieve you.
Its liquid-pleasant to ta!te-acts immedi-
ately. Try it. I0c.. Csc. and SOC. ct drug
stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

Piles Cured in 6 to IA Days.
Pazo Ointment is guaranteed to cure any
case ofItching, Blind, Bleeding Protruding
Piles in to IA days or money ref -lnded. SOC
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25
A Delicate prODOSal.

A Scotchman who had survived
three wives and who had fourth
in contemplation decided upon deli
cate method of proposing to the lat
est object of his affections. Ac-
cordingly, he took her to walk one
afternoon and before she realized
where their footsteps tended they
had arrived at the graveyard, where
his lost loved ones lay buried
Standing between the three tomb
stones he said:
There lies JEANNE, there lies
Grissel, there lies Maggie, and" he
added, pointing to the next vacant
space and taking her hand tenderly
'how wad you like to lie there? ~
New York Times.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

uets 10 normal condition.
Remember the name-Doans. For
sale by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo. N. Y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

MUNYON'S Paw Paw Pills coax the liver 1nuo
activity by gentle methods. They not scour, SIps
or weaken They are tonic to the stomach, liver
and nerves; invgorate Instead ofweaken- ihey en-.
rich the blood and enable the stomach to get al ens
nourishment from food that Is Put into It. ihsse
and stimulating For sale by all druggists in lc ana
25c sizes Il you need medical advice, write Sluh-
yon's Doctors They viii advise to the best OF tnes
ability absolutely free OF Charge. NUN Y0N's
SD and eferson sts., Philadelphia, Fas
MUNYON'S Cold Remedy cures cold in one day.
Price 25c Munyon's Rheumatism Remedy relieves
in a few hours nd cures in a few days. Price 2ac
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

A statistician has figured out that
last years broom corn crop was so
small that each American family can
have but one and one-seyenth brooms
this year without allowing for bust
ness houses, corporations or munich
palities.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1910-02-25

If you have not enough influence
with the judge to excuse YOU felony
then saddle your ass quickly.