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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
ANOTHER NEW BUILDING
Thos w. Cannon viii Erect Two
Story Structure On Eighth Street
Adjoining Halliday Estate.

Eighth street is coming to the front
in the way of improvements. Thomas
w. Cannon, who owns the building in
which the North Pole Candy Kitchen
Is doing business, will build, stimuli
taneously with the Halliday Estate, a
two story brick addition to the rear
of his building-40 feet long by Is
feet in width.
Mr., Cannon has entered into an
agreement with Mr.. Loomis the pro-
prietor of the confectionery who will
occupy the entire building. The lower
floor will give Mn Loomls about 80
feet space in length and will enable
| him to take care Of his rapidly in.
creasing trade. A portion in the rear
of the first floor-.will be used as a
model home made candy and ice
cream factory. The upper story OF
the new structure will contain Eve
rooms and be fitted up with all mod
ern conveniences as the living apart
ments for Mr.. LOOMS family.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
RIVER NEWS

The river marked 209 feet on the
Cairo gauge last evening, showing a
fall of 1,3 feet in "a hours
Rising waters we're reported yester.
,tay frcm points above here as fol
lcws:r Pittsburg, 1; Cincinnati, I;
Decatur, Ala. A. Florence. 2; Her
man, Mo-, 1; st. Louis. 8; Chester, @
" The Stacker Lee left Memphis yes
teiday for Cairo and ST. Louis.
! The Rees Lee, will leave St. Louis
today for Cairo and Memphis. She
will be here tomorrow.
The Georgia Lee left Cincinnati
Wednesday evening for Cairo and
Memphis. N @sa
Hne State Fish commissioners boal
il'nois out from st. Louis, passe,
rh. the. Ohie yesterday on an inspec
I on tour carrying several of the
commissioners.
,The,.j B., Finley from New orlean,
With IL empty boats, one barge and
t{No ful's passed up the OHIO at s:3t
4; m.
che Fred Hartwig went south with
ss, empty barge, after logs.
The Henry Marquani transfer boa
mt tc Columbus, Ky.
the Dick Fowler was out from Pa
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
L.ondon's Town Hall.

The guildhall is an important public
building In London. which may be re-
garded as the town ball. and Is the
place of assembly Of several courts. as
the court OF common council, the court
of aldermen, the chamberlnln's court
and police court presided over by one
Of the aldermen. The construction Of
the building was begun IN l4ll. II
was partially destroyed In the great
fire Of 1906, but was soon restored. and
In 1850 1t was altered to Its present
form. The ball proper Is 153 feet In
length. 4S In breadth and So In height.
1t has been famous for centuries for
the magniiicence Of Its civic feasts
The first time 1t was used for this
purpose was In 1900. when Sir John
Shaw. goldsmith. who had been
.knighted on the field of Bosworth, first
gave here the lord mayors feast.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
THIN FOLKS MADE FAT.
The Way Samose Works Its Wonders
Guaranteed BY Paul G.
Schulz & Sons.

Physicians and chemists for years
have studied the problem Of making a
flesh forming food, but 1t is only
within the last few months that a
bright man discovered the prescript-
ion that taken with the daily meals
gave a positive increase in flesh. In
fact it was so certain in its action
that a guarantee was attached to
each package stating that II weight
did not increase as result of using
1t the purchase price would be re-
funded
This preparation Is now put up in
convenient form for use under the
name of Samose
Taken with each meal it enables
the food you eat to assimilate with
the system aud that in connection
with it's own flesh forming and It's
sue building foods gives healthy
flesh.
Paul G. Schulz & Sons have secured
the agency In this city for Sanose,
and as the percentage OF satisfactory
results from the use of this perscrip-
ton Is SO nearly one hundred per
cent they feel there il no risk in
offering to refund the money IL Sa-
nose does not do all that is claimed
for it.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
Didn't Wan. Il EIattened.

This story is told Of Jerome *. Ie,
rome. the bumorist. Returning from
ABROAD one time. he fell into good com
pany. With tue exception Of one man.
who was what is known as "a walking
encyclopedia This man persisted ID
giving all sorts Of Information, much
to the annoyance OF Mr. Jerome ahd
others. One morning, as the travellers
leaned over the rail. admiring tue ris-
Ing sun, the man with the information
turned to them aud said almost sol
menly
Gentlemen. II the earth we're fat
tened ont the sen would be two miles
deep over the whole world"
MIR Jerome turned around. seeming
~ stunned Then he grew Indignant.
and. walking over to the other man
he said. shaking his finger menacipgly
Look here. man. IL you catch any
fellow trying to fatten out the earth
shoot him on the spot. can't swim
Philadelphia Times.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
THE AnpoRRAns.
All the Inhabitants of the Little Re-
public Arc Related.


The inhabitants OF Andorra. the little
republic which is wedged In between
France and Spain and which has exist
ed since the year 7S2. are very proud
Of their blue blood and ancient lineage,
In their eyes Il gavache foreigner, OF
any description or nationality IL mere
ly an inferior being. sort Of muSh-
room upStart In comparison with them
selves. During loo years they have
continually married and iutrrmarried
to such an extent that AT present all
the inhabitants are practically cousins,
yet. strange to say. neither their phTsi-
cal. mental nor moral qualities seen, to
have suffered. Both sexes are strong
limbed. broad shouIdercd. bright eyed,
hardy and long lived. retaining their
hair and their teeth to a green old age.
They are also keen witted and intelli
gent. alert and happy hearted. sober.
Industrious. hospitable aud devout.
The feminine Andorran has not vest
ige OF coquetry about her, She IL just
the female pure and simple She h a
thrifty housewife. n heIpmnte to her
husband In the most literal sense of
the ready and able 70 trndge ofi
across mountain and valley beside him
with a pack OF smuggled goods on her
back In case Of need.-Wide World
Magazine.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
HAD GRAND GOOD TIME
Defendants In Mob Trial Enjoyed
Themselves Yesterday-Many
Friends Present.

On the invitation of friend all
the defendants IN the alleged rot
case and a number of their friends
participated in a picnic and barbecue
yesterday afternoon on the banks OF
the Mississippi river. at point about
opposite Twenty-first street. which
according to placard is called
German, Park 1t is quite a pretty
grove situated on Smiths Drive.
Autos conveyed the guests to and
from the grounds They had plenty
to eat and drink and engaged in q
variety of sports. Nearly 100 were
there including all but two OF the
late defendants.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
NE GREETED THE GEAR.
Experience Of Nicholas II. With a Pa.
risian Street Arab,

On one Of his visits to Paris Nicholas
II, WIS left alone for moment IN his
carriage. The ear was delighted AT
the feeling Of freedom and ease. Look
zest Of schooiboy playing trani, he
saw before him one of those pictur-
between the paving stones uf Paris.
This particular specimen. seated
against the ratings. with his nose In
the air. was whistllng the refrain OF
the Russian national hymn suddenly
their eyes met The street boy sprang
to bis feet He had never seen the EN-
peror. but he had seen his photograph.
and the likeness was striking.
Suppose II Is NichoIas:" he said to
himself, greatly puzzled
He resolved 10 make sure without
delay. Walking up to within yard
Of the carriage aud bobblng his head.
be shouted IN hoarse voice to the
unknown foreigner
"How's the empress"
Picture his satisfaction-for, IN fact,
be thought that II was only good
joke--when the stranger replied. with
a smile:
Thank you, the empress Is very
well and is delighted with her jour
ney."
The boy lost his tongue. He stared
at the speaker in dismay and then,
raising his cap, stalked away slowly,
very slowly, to mark his dignity.
Nicholas II. afterward often amused
himself by scandalizing the formal set
around him With the story of this pri-
vate interview with true Partisan
McClure's Magazine.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
A SERIOUS PLAY.
The Author Was Willing, Though. TO
r.. Turn II lotto 4 Comedy.

The Author Was Willing. Though. to
H. Turn Il Toto a Comedy.
The gallery god. no less than the
patron of the padded chair. aspires TO
write for the stage. have vivid
remembrance OF the first OF all the
plays submitted for production at the
New theafer In New York. 1t was
from an employee In local railroad
station, probably baggage smasher,
and shall betray no confidence In re.
cording that the authors name was
Murphy.
Though Mr.. Murphy called his work
play. 1t was In reality only scenario.
II was entitled ''Jim's Wife" The
plot was as follows: In the first act
Jim had no wife, but he took bis girl
to dance Action They danced In
act second came the great scene"
The scene was caused by the fact that
Jim's girl danced with another man.
Jim felt impelled to kill him. but be
RETAINED, rejecting that such things
did not occur in the best circles and
would thus be socially unpleasing TO
his lady, The curtain fell on his act
of self sacrifice In not killing the other
dancer. In act third there was still
more action. .Iim's girl rewarded him
for his delicacy by marrying him.
Final curtain
Mr.. Murphy seemed weighed down
by fear that his play was too serious
for the New theater. In his letter he
said If you would rather have It a
comedy will send you the jokes.
have few jokes too."-John Corbin
In Worlds Work.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
DIED At AGE OF 80
Father OF Mrs. Jesse Miller Passed
Away Last Night--Resided IN
County Many Years

Francis A. Short died at a:45
O'Clock last evening at the home OF
his daughter. Mrs. Jese e. Miller. IT'S
Center street. Mr.. Short was so
years and s months of age and he has
been an invalid for the past year. He
was born in Maryland, came to Alex,
ander county at the age of IL years
and had been a resident of the county
continuously ever since. He married
Flueanna Sewers in 1863. Four chill
dren survive him They are Mrs G,
Z. Miller, of Willard, Mrs. Jesse Z,
Miller OF Cairo, Eli A. Short of Mill
Creek, and Geo. W. Short, Of Elmo
Deng. California.
Mr.. Short had made his home with
Mr.. and Mrs. Miller for long time.
He has been failing in health for
some years. Arrangements for the
funeral have not been made.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
BRICK LAYING BEGUN
Work On Lower Walnut Street Pro
crossing Rapidty-Cairo Water
Co. Doing Its Part.

The brick laying gang began work
yesterday afternoon on Walnut street
south of Eighth. The concrete bed
has been laid down to Fifth street
and the excavation will be finished to
day. The Water Company has been
keeping well ahead of the work tax
ing out the old service pipes for pri
vate consumers and putting in new
as we'll as placing service pipes where
they had not been previously install
ed. The water pipes will all be laid
and completed in Walnut street by
noon today.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
CAPT. w. o. LiPPlTT FOR
ASSESSOR AND TREASURER

In its proper place appears the for
NAL announcement of Capt w. d.
Lippitt as candidate for the Repub-
Iican nomination for assessor and
treasurer at the primary election to
be held Sept. IS. 1910. He now holds
that office, having been appointed by
the board of county commissioners to
fill the unexpired term OF Fred d.
Nellis. appointed sheriff. He has
been a resident of Cairo nearly all
his life aud Republican always He
has shown himself to be competent to
fill the office, having made one as
sessment during that time. doing the
work thoroughly. He can be depend
ed upon to give the people conscien'
tious service.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
Heels to Match Walk.

I'm every theater audience there are
critical persons who are prolific with
suggestions for making the play more
realistic" said stage manager.
Some Of these hints are worth con
sidering too. In one play that was
staged not long ago the biggest hit
was made by character actress who
had to wear down-at-the-heel shoes
On the third day OF the New York
run received letter from shoemak-
err. who called my attention to the fact
that the, womans gait and her shoes
did not match. Her heels were run
down on the outside whereas the walk
she assumed on the stage must inevi-
tably cause her shoes to run over on
the inside. That was point that
had escaped the notice of everybody
In the company. Upon looking into
the matter we found plenty OF evil
denee to uphold our critic. and we Sc
cured pair Of property shoes with
heels worn away on the inside. New
York Press
Did wsli Considering.
A lending doctor In big western
city has dash Of Indian blood In him
and Is very proud Of 1t, While walk
ing with friend one day he said: II
have Just found book about chief
who was one Of my ancestors. He was
a great man. He was warrior. a
man Of mighty prowess in battle.
Why, learn from that book that he
personally killed scores Of his foes.
He killed nearly a hundred persons
himself"
Well" said the friend, "he hasn't
got anything on you"
Perhaps not" replied the doctor
thoughtfully. but we must give him
credit just the same. You see. he nev-
er had any opportunities. "-Philadel-
phia Saturday Evening Post
Wrong Lawyer.
A briefess lawyer not long past his
bar examinations was waiting for bust
ness when a farmer dropped in.
Say, young man, see by the sign
outside that you're lawyer" was the
salutation. The briefess lawyer look
ed very wise and nodded his head.
well. II you're a lawyer you can tell
me something If sell man horse
and he gives me promissory note In
payment and he doesn't pay up his
note can 60 to his barn and take his
horse away"
You certainly can't" said the law,
yer, You'll have to sue him to re-
cover the value Of the note"
Cant, Ell? Well, guess I'll gel
another lawyer. I've done it."--Eew
York Sum.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
work IRA!A NUMBER Z
Almost Ready For Service On Cairo
a Thebes--Work On North
End Of Line.

The second construction train for
the Carp & Thebes railroad will be
ready for service in a few days. D.
M. Morgan will be the foreman of this
outfit, he, is now employed with the
No. train, whose gang are now lay
ing track in the vicinity of Klondyke,
several miles south Of Beech Ridge.
No. ? construction train will be used
on the north end of the line beginning
at point near Fayville.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
The Miserable Villain.

Low ComediuD-A After all these years
Eggbert has ut last succeeded 10 max
ing hit with the audience
Soubrette-So? How does he do II !.
Low Comedian You know he has
always played villain roles.
Soubrette-Y
Low Comedian Well, In the last ACT
OF new play the author allows him
TO repent and say. I've been mlser
able villain" That confession In.
variably brings down the house. BIOS
ton Post.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
Glasses for the Wine,

The custom of setting several.
glasses for each kind Of wine before
each guest belongs to the nineteenth
century. In the eighteenth century
the glasses were dipped. at each new
wine. into small earthenware vessels
filled with water. which were placed
on the table within the reach of all the
guests.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
How He Got n Mai

Tramp-"Lady, have you got pair
nv old shoes you don't nesd?" Mrs.
kindhart--"I have-a pair of my hus-
bands, but fear they're hardly fit for
further wear, my good man" Tramp
Alas! Lady. can't afford to
wear them-I only wanted them to
stew an eat"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
COUNTY. SUPERINTENDENT.

Is COUNTY SUPERINTENDENT
Prof. s. E., Colt, authorizes his an
.nounc cement as, a candidate for. Coun.
ty> SAttrlntehdent Of Schools. of Alex
-snder. county. asabisst to the Repubh-
can primaries, Sept -15s 1910
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29

Y Illinois Local showers Friday;
Saturday partlA cloudy. light to mod
crate variable winds
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29

ducah, returning at p, m.
The Oakland with l6 boats and 8
barges. from New Orleans passed to
Louisville at D. m.
Il Tie Mary Anderson brought forr
barges OF ties from the Tennessee
river.
The Pitts1urg with Is boats and IA
barges passed to Louisville from New
Orleans at p. III.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
HICKORY STOVE WOOD si.so.
Big load, stove size, delivered. Both
phones. Clark Danforth Handle Co
WILL DISCONTINUE HOME FOR
DRuNkARDS' WIVES.

Kansas City July 28.-Because there
are not enough drunkards' wives in
Kansas City, Kansas, to keep tie
home founded for them by Carrie Ma
ton, the home is to be returned to
the giver. Mrs. Nation will sell 1t.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29

Il don't believe she Is as young as
she claims to be" "Of course she
isn't Didn't you hear her confess a
moment ago that she could very well
remember when everybody was crazy
about Omar Khayyam"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
Long lime Sine. Moving DAY.

Fulham palace, which peers among
the trees OF the public park on the
rivers edge, formerly part OF the
Episcopal gardens, has been the coun.
try house of the Bishop Of London for
eight hundred yearsNEondon Satur.
day Review.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
Ire PHILOSOPHER Of EnIix

"A woman" says the Philosopher OF
Folly, will wait an hour for. a slow
clerk to bring her three cents change.
while just outside the shop the taxi.
cab is registering about cent min.
ute" "
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
The ORGANISMS Fox PAS.

AT that wedding last night" said
Mrs. Lapsing. the organist made the
worst mistake ever heard Of. He
played Meddlesome's wedding march
when the bridal party came in and
the march from Lonergan' when they
passed out"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
NaturA,A Own prnnf

The most beautiful flowers are
those that are double. such az double
pinks, double roses, and double dab
las. What an argument is this
against the chilling deformity Of
single blessedness! ,ge .l4n t.sas
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
Business,

The Manager-Well, Flossie, what
do you want now? The Actress
want raise, and want 1t nowl The
Manager-How'd il be II I'd raise you
800 week In the press stories and
only reduce your real pay $3.50?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
Senators Well Cared For,

The senators of France. who have
already a fencing master, barber
and doctor dedicated to their serv-
ice, row have dentist, whose duty
1t is 10 attend to them gratuitously.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29

DO you believe In modern mira
clesT Sure I do. Here's an account
OF woman complaining OF the tor.
ture inflicted on Ter by her husbands
obstinate and complete silence
wants a divorce because he lets her
do all the talking"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
Ereedom of the VIII.

The freedom of the human will Is
limited to the choice between what a
man Is forced to regard as good and
what he cannot fall to regard as evil,
but In this choice he is unfettered.-'
Barren Stockmar.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
Got Bid OF Snake.

A farmers wife near Gerringong, N.
s. w, saw snake eating bread from
her baby's hand. She put out a doll
next day with poisoned bread In its
hand and in the evening found dead
snake In the yard.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
TRAGIC Death Of s,ouawax.

The body of stowaway, who had
hidden himself on top of boiler on
board an ocean liner, and had been
suffocated by smoke, was discovered
when the liner reached Southam pton
from New York the other day.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
A Sound EXCHANGE.

Georges father sent him money to
employ tutor at college and what
do You think he did with it," What"
Said be would combine his fathers
Instructions with his own wishes and
hire q chauffeur"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
enasespsarr , raru,caps.

Mrs -Smythe - And
what we're you reading when came
In. my dear? Shakespeare? All!
what a wonderful man! And to think
that he wasn't exactly what one would
call a gentleman!
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
The OXerturn,

The revolution was effected at last
by all the pretty girls standing togeth.
er in favor Of 1t. 1t was, In fact, their
revolution, In very real sense. "A
regular. peach-turnover! exclaimed
the world, looking on In considerable
bewilderment-Puck.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
Exclamation Simple.

Dis paper said Meandering Mike,
wants to know why de cities Is over.
crowded when dere Is so much work
offered In de country" WELL" re-
sponded Flooding Pete, Amt dat de
reaSon2"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29

why Is the delivery boy always in
such a rush," asked the idier in the
grocery. so that II In his haste he
delivers anything wrong, he will have
time to right the matter" the grocer
explained Buffalo Express.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
2 ~. Mvsterv Solved.

Houston--How do you suppose the
Egyptians managed to get the pyra.
mids where they are? Mulberry
Oh. their congressman probably
franked them. Puck.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
Idea, Condition.

Scion, on being asked how wrong
LONG can be avoided In state. re-
)lied IF those who are not wronged
eel the same Indignation at 1t as
hose that are. "-Stobaeus
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
Some other Reason,

10 you suppose your father objects
to me because of the fact that am a
poet?" "Oh, dear, no. Pa has judi.
cial mind and never believes in con.
demning on hearsay evidence"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
Bullet Travelled Far.

The bullet with which q man com
mftted suicide at Dover (Eng)
hotel was stated at the inquest to
have passed through his head,
through a door, along a passage, and
through a second door,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29

BY labor the earth has been sub.
dued. and man redeemcdlfrom barbar-
ism; nor has a single step In civliza
tion been made without It. Labor is
not only necessity and a duty, but a
blessing Smiles.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
.I,idictaI Wisdor,1

Philip OF Macedon. In passing sen.
tence on two rogues. ordered one Of
them to leave Macedonia with all
speed and the other to try and catch
m.--Plutarch.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
No Danger OF That.

Mrs. Stubbs-John. no true man will
smoke up his wife's curtains. Mr.
Stubbs--l should say not Anybody
that smokes curtains would I've freak
I prefer cigars Chicago News.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29

!. Asa ID. TRente, authorizes his an
noanoement as. a, candidate for Coun-
II sunerintendent OF, Schools of Alex
ander county, Subject to the Repub-
lilan primaries; Sept. 1s,@ia1o.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29

As the IRE truck came sssianging
along the street car tracks Uncle Ben
stood at the corner and waved his
hat. Ding IT." he exclaimed when
the truck had passed. THAT wouldn't
stop, neither"--Buffalo Express
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
THE WEATHER
Yesterdays Cairo Temperature.
Genera, Conditions,

The day was partly cloudy and
quiet. The government bulletin re-
ported scattered showers, with warm
wave continuing in this section.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29

Census Nan: How old are you,
madam? Lady: twenty-five. Census
Man tgallantly); You could easily say
you were FIVE years younger than you
are. Lady: Oh, I've done that al.
ready.-Boston Transcript. .a
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-07-29
national sinners,

There may be some disagreements
as TO what constitutes our national
sin but there will be substantial &C.
cord as to who are our national sim
pers.--Charieston News and Courier.