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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-02-05
NOTICE OF REPUBLICAN, CIT?
CONVENTION, f

Notice Is hereby glyeH that the Re-
puhlicans of the City Of Fairmont will
assemble = conventions In their re-
speetive wards on Monday. Feb. z,
1910, ats o'eicck'r r. M for the purpose
ef nominating ]. candidate for roun ell
In each ward to be voted for al the
city election to be held on the third
Saturday In March, 1910; to eiect one
member Of the Republican City Exeeu.
tive Committee III each ward. and 20
select delegates to the Republican City
Convention. The ward conventions
will be held at the following places:
First ward. public school building;
Second ward, public school building:
Third ward curt house; Fourth ward.
public school building; Fifth ward.
public school building.
Notice IL also hereby given that the
delegates TO the Republicans CRY Con-
ventlon Will meet in the, court house
at 8 o'clock p. m. on Wednesday. Feb.
ruary l6, 1910, for the purpose Of nom.
mating candidate TOR the office OF
mayor to be voted for at the city efec.
ton to be held on the third Saturday
in Mareh. 1910.
The basis Of representation Of the
several wares will be one vote for each
tan 10y votea or fraction thereof over
five cast for the! Republican candidate
for City Clerk at the last city elce.
ton. and p as follows: First ward.
2e votes; Second. ward. 20 votes; Third
ward, rs votes; Fourth ward, 2s votes;
Fifth ward, 1s votes.
BY order Of the Republican City Ex-
ecutivo Committee.
G.. H. BRoWNFtELD, Chairman.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-02-05
MusTsHAvEt HURT.

Bill Hubbard must have struck SOME
kind of prod in that fellow Sherman
when both were Iii tho 'lIohse.-Par.
ketsbutg State Journal .'tss ts;s :
= Sure. Hubbard was ono of the few
Republicans who went on record In
the House Alast Summer In vG--.lg
against a small piece OF graft by which
$1,000 was appropriated Tor an auto.
mobile and Its maintenance for the
Vice President, who. by the way. Is
rich enough tnGnayt for hlS own inxu.
ties- There Is sotiic curiosity out this
way MS to how Senator Scott voted on
tho proposition. RS I, ~ ~ q
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-02-05
La Vier Recovering.

superlntendent Hi. la vier who
was seriously injured several weeks
ago In enc Of the Consolidation Coal
co'npany's holdings near Huntington,
i= recovering. The recovery OF Mr..
Ia vier Is Considered almost imiraeu-
tous as Ills Body was practically. spirit
In twain and his bones and flesh had
to be stitched together. TAI the Hlnt.
intgon hospital where He wac taken
after the accident, II was stated Ills
recovery was impossible. hcweyer. the
IL now on the road to, recovery.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-02-05

office was senatorial prerogative. the
senator's Amusement was not at J all
surprising. 3
Scott has been peculiarly fortunate
In the fact that HIS principal hackers
nre six ex.Democrats. c. B. Hart. Thos.
O'Brlen. 1r.. H. C. Ogden. Alfred Cald:
we'll; ]. G. Hoffman and Morris Hork.
heimer. All were offlce-holders or
seekers In the roek-ribbed Democratic
days. s
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-02-05
Proaramn1e Issusd.

IS TIE programme for the first annu ii
convention OF the Young Mems Chris.
tian Association, which meetrs in
Charleston on March to 6 inclusive,
have been prepared and Issue q. Among
the prominent sneakers on the pro.
gramme are Gov. ciasscock, Judge G.
w. Atkinson, Prof. Z r. Ii, Greene, of
the State Normal" School Gof Wes:
Chester, 'Pa-rPrnf. Carl G. .Donley, tof
Wesleyan. College, Mr.. w. II. Morriss,
Of Baltimore, Peter! Roberts, PHI. o.,
Of New Work, TRev. A. M: HugIett, OF
Parkersbur1. VIM. Knowles OF Wash-
ington. H. o. Williams, secretary In.
ternationaI committee, New York,
Thomas e. Hodges. State Board Of
Control, NJ. w. CALENDER. Pittsburg.
Rev. John w. e. sumwalt, Washing.
,en, and w. C. FIoral, Charleston. y.
speeIal:rateE have beer secured over
most ot The roads III tile State for this
convention. The executive committee
liz composed Of the foIlowing:,
!, Judge G. W.! Atkinson, Charleston,
chairman! j.. IA. Crawford, Parkeirs.
rurs, ira xlees chairman II. c. Da.
Wis, EIkids, second Vice ehairman; !.
N. Vance. Wheeling, third vice chair.
man; r. LA. *Boreman, Par1ers.
burg treasurer; n. II. DIS, Parkers
burg. recording secretary. y
-
Convention committce-H. H. Oils,
E. H. Munson.: A. M. Pennybaeker,
C.. n. Corrier. f%f,SF'
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-02-05

80 y q -'"4 .
Judge. Advocates department OF the
National Guard with the rank Of cap
tain. Last fall Lieut.. Hall rendered
his resignation as the second officer
eli the Sutton company and It had
tren accepted by the adlutant- sencrai
when the oassaway trouble aros..
Capt. coleback wac absent from SUIT.
ton whsr the cali came and Hail, rot
'X'lthstarding hit resignation. took
command Of the company and led
thEn. across the hill to Gassaway.
where they prevented what would
have been a double lynchinp.
Hall Is a lawyer and his new duties
will be to explain the law, when re.
qliested TO do so BY the suardsn.en.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-02-05

80 lfsait. sts- il "A /
How Vice President sherman's ears
must be burning these days. The
Scott adherents are saying nice things
about him and the Hub bard contingent
are calling him ''butter In" Between
the two a plenty Is being said. ~
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-02-05
ANNOUNCEMENTS
liErnont West syirpinian %

Gentlemen:-
] desire to announce through your
columns my candidacy for the nomln.
ation For the office Of Mayor OF the
City OF Fairmont, subject to the. decis.
ion OF the Republican nominating con.
yention to be held on the 10th day of
February. 1910. =" !Jr..s'. $.
+ Very truly yours. ~ y {
s'5 ~ CHAS. e. REED.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-02-05

The city OF Huntington will be In
clover for the next four or FIVE months
at least. The American Car ana Foun.
dry Company Of that city has just re-
ctfred I'm order for 1900 50-ton Aall
steel hopper coal cars and 500 lotion
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-02-05

steel underframe and steel frame
stock carr A similar oIief or stock
cars lad been receited only az few
weeks o.makI ms 1900 cars to BID
bnllt DE- the Hun tingtons plant for the.
Norfolk and Western Railway COM.
pany. This contract will keep the
plant running full capacity for several
months. rs u, ~
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-02-05
lNorlcE31o. TA,x,PAYERs.

: Notice is. hereby given that the UNI
dersigned has appointed Charles Nep-
tune as Deputy City Collector VINO
will at once proceed, to collect all
taexs due the City Of .Fairnont for the
years 1906. 1906. 1907 and 1908. The
City Council has Instructed levles to
be made for all taxes that cannot be
collected otherwise and no favor will
be shown. All delinquent taxes must
be paid at once. as Mr.. Neptune has
instructions to force collection on the
same.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-02-05
EIorcntine Hotel.

Directly after the first Of April, tho;
Ffdrentine hotel, popular hostefry Of
,Huntan1ton will undergo extensive re-,
pairs. A largo annex will be bliIt and
the hotef will DO otherwise Improved. (;
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-02-05
State Ne'u,!vs.
STofMsetE at Charleston.

n Il Itaf 90 , y! z q =
Extensive preparations are being
made throughout the State for tho
State Sunday School Convention which,
will be held In Charleston on Fqhru.
AIRY 49, 20 and Fl. There will he at
least five hundred bona fide delegated
at. this convention which promises to
ne the biggest religious meeting ever
held in the southern part Of the State.
Governor alasseoek win be guast OF
honor al the convention. 80
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-02-05
SPECIAL. MEETING FoR

SPECIAL. MEETING FoR ~
E:i's GENERAL BUSINESS.
Notice to all stockholders of Moose
Club, j corporation doing business at
2os7 jackson ST.. on Monday evening.
1880, February 2s,i 1870.
e w. 3. JENKINS. Pres.
c.. F. WILEY. Sec.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1910-02-05

The investigators are now making
i pretty hot for the cold storage shops.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10
REPUBLICANS TOO FAR APART
TO WIN, THE DEMOCRATIC
LEADER ASSERTS.
THE TARIFF THE BIG ISSUE.
On a Platform Of Tariff for Revenue
Only, Economy and Prosecution OF
Trusts, Democrats Will Control
House, He Says.

New York, July 9.-Champ Clark,
leader OF the democratic minority in
the mouse and the most conspicuous
candidate for speaker should the next
house be democratic, was interviewed
yesterday.
is the republican party really di-
viding into factional camps on prin-
ciples that will keep them separ-
ated?" he was asked.
Yes" he said the gulf which
separates men like Dolliyer, Cum
minis. Brstow, La Toilette, Nelson,
Cooper, Murdock and Madison from
men of the Aldrich-Cannon type is as
wide as that which separated Dives
from Lazarus, Taking Delivers last
speech in the senate as the real
sentiment of the insurgents, one must
inevitably conclude thatit is an ire
inevitably conclude that it is an ire
lican factions.
rs the democratic party getting
together on old-time democratic prin-
ciples, and if so, is the progressive
element controlling the harmonizing
forces?"
Yes, democrats everywhere are
becoming enthusiastic once more for
old .inna a,,pcratic nriucinlac and
those who are in favor of keeping the
party abreast of the times will be
in control
DO you expect working majority
in the next house,
Most assuredly. | do not believe
the republicans can collect enough
money to elect the next house. We
will also increase the number Of
democratic senators by five of six
IF the democrats in the pending
contest for control of the house
should present a definite, progress
sive program, what would be its
chief features?"
Reduce the tariff to a revenue
basis; cut down appropriations to
the needs of the government eco
nomically and effectively a1miniS-
tered: restore our merchant marine,
not by ship subsidy. but by return
to the wise measures by which dem
ocrats made it the glory of the high
seas for half a century. investigate
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10
Napo!ecn's Grit

was of the unconquerable, never-say-
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when you have bad cold. cough or
lung disease. Suppose troches, cough
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all failed. don't lose heart or hope.
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1t masters stubborn colds, obstinate
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asthma, hay fever and whooping
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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10
BILL AGAINST THE
FIGHT PICTURES
CONGRESSMAN RANDElL WILL
PRESENT CONGRESS WITH A
PROHlBiTlVE MEASURE.

Washington, July 9.-The decision
reached today by the District OF
ing cities in the north and south to
prevent the presentation of the NOV
ing picture scenes OF the Jeffries-
Johnson prize fight, and incidentally
of all prize fights, will probably
find an echo in the next session OF
congress in the shape of proposei
legislation to aid communities in
preventing such picture show exhi-
bftions.
Representative G. b. Randell of
Texas, who is still in Washington,
said in an interview here today that
he is preparing o bill to be offered
at the next session of congress,
which will seek to stop the business
or moving picture exhibitions of prize
fights an dother brutalizing sports
through the postal and interstate
commerce laws. He hopes the cities
in Texas will take the same prompt
action that has already been taken
in many parts of the country.
Such exhibitions" says Ccl. Ran
dell, would be almost as harmful
to the youth of the country as wit
Messing the disgusting details of the
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10
Chance for Younq Men.

i have vacancy for Annapolis and
vacancy for West Point open March.
1911, and should be glad to have APP
plications made by those qualified un-
der the rule.
The age for Annapolis is between
16 and 20, and for West Point II and
20. Applicants must be in perfect
physical condition, CT good character
and able to stand the examinations.
Examinations to be third Tuesday
in April, next, at McAlester, Musko-
gee, or Ardmore.
Advice furnished applicants.
These appointments will be made to
the young men best qualified regard
less of personal favor.
r. l.. OWEN,
U. S. Senator.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10

low and degrading in the extreme.
They should not be tolerated in any
state. II the laws Of Texas are not
sufficient to fully protect the public
against such shameful portrayals OF
brutality, hope Gov. Campbell will
call the attention of the legislature
to this matter. that proper legislation
may be enacted"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10
Work "a Hours a Day.

The busiest little things ever made
are DR.. Kings New Life Pills. Every
pill is a sugar-coated globule of health.
that changes weakness into strength.
languor into energy, brain-fag into
mental power: curing Constipation,
Headache, Chills. Dyspepsia, Malaria.
25c at Ardmore Pharmacy.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10
BEATRICE TANNING FORCED TO
WEAR MEMS CLOTHING AND
BEAT HER WAY.
TOLD TROUBLES To HOBOES
On Promise Of Marriage She Left
Toledo, O.-Escaped When She
Reached Belleville, kan.-Her Cap
tor Threatened to Kill Her.

Belleville, Kan, July S.-Resciei
from her captor by hoboes who were
on their way to the harvest fields
and taken in. charge by the police
here. Beatrice Tanning, a l9-year-old
girl. who had been enticed from
home on promise of marriage, was
started on her way home in Tole.
do, O.. tonight. When she was ia
ken into custody here she was wear
ing mems clothing which she said
she had been forced to wear after
she attempted to escape from he'
captor in East St Louis. From
st. Louis to Belleville she and the
man. who she says was Cameron
Keener, "a years old, a machinst in
Toledo, beat their way on freight
trains.
Keener she told the police, carried
razor. a knife and revolver and
threatened to kill her if she tried
to escape or attempted to tell any
one of her plight. From Kansas
City to Topeka. Dell Mosher, hobo,
rode in the same freight car with
them. she says. At Topeka she at
tempted TO get away from Keener,
who choked and beat her. Mosher
tried to defend her, but Keener
drove him away with a revolver
AT Manhattan Lew Evans and two
other men, who were beating their
way to the harvest fields, got in tn
same car with the couple ShI
managed to tell Evans that she was
a woman and that she wanted 10
gel away Evans told the otker two
freight car III the Belleville yar:s
Saturday night the three men attack
men took the girl to Mr.. Walker
city marshal.
CdlHtIOH DOdluSu at our HOuSc,
631 Woodland Avenue, in Toledo, -
the girl said. We had been going
together since last January We be-
came engaged. Cameron said ne
wanted to be married at the nome
OF his mother, Mrs. Kelly, in Steam
boat Springs, Col Finally he per.
suaded my parents and me tnat ev
erything would be all right an I
Cameron and | left a month ago.
Il soon found out that he didn't
intend to marry me. tried to es-
cape at East St. Louis, H., and he
took my clothes and burned them
and gave me some of his TO wear.
After We left St Louis we beat oul
way on freight trains. | was afraid
&c tell anybody because he said he
would kill me- After he beat me at
Topeka. though. / didn't care wheth
er he killed me or not, so | told"
Belleville citizens furnished money
and clothing so that the girl coult
return TO her mother, who was mott
fled of her daughters trouble. The
mother asked that the girl be sent
home at once.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10
Notice.

All water rent, both flat and meter,
is due and must be paid on or before
the tenth, or You service will be cut
off and the usual penalty of one dollar
be charged for turning on again. Dent
let this slip your memory.
r. S. HAYDEN.
l-St City Assessor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10


called another physician. Still he grew
worse. At the end CT about year and
n half Of suffering he grew so bad that
/ had to tie his hands in cloths at night
TO keep him from scratching the sores
and tearing the flesh. He got to be
a mere skeleton, and was hardly able
to walk. c....
NY aunt advised me to try Cuticura
Soap and Cuticura Ointment. 80 great
was her faith in them that she gave me
a small piece Cf the Soap to try ana
a little Of the Ointment. took them
homo without any faith. but to please
her | tried it and it seemed to dry up
the sores q little. | sent to drug store
and got q cake Of Cuticura soap ana
q box CT the Ointment and folIo"eu
directions. At the end OF two months
the sores were all well. lie has never
had any sores Of any kind since: he
is now strong and healthy. and can
sincerely say that only Tor the most
wonderful Cuticura Remedies my pre-
cious child would have died from those
terrible cores. l used only one cake OF
Cuticura Soap and about three boxes
Of Ointment.
II am a nurse and my profession
brings me into many different faml!leS
and It is always n pleasure for me to tel
nv story and recommend Cuticura lem
edies. Mrs. Egbert Sheldon. r. r. ID. l..
Litchfeld, Conn, Oct. %, 1909.
Comnlete External and Internal Treatment fof
Every Humor Of Infants Children and houlA S4n-
sss OF Cpsura soap 9s6 ,S Heal the SKIN and CUT
eurs Resolveut t5oc (or in the form Of ch1sSat' Saa
costed pins 2e per vial q ee 20 P1Iiy 1, ne ss eoGa
sOTn Oq soIe Props is5 colan bus Ave Boston Mss
- uailsd Frss Cuticu,A Book On skin pseaHe
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10
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My husband meets a lot of folk
And hears them tell lot OF jokes;
And then comes home and tells them
DER
Expecting me to laugh and roar;
But some are duh and some are
deep.
They always make me want %
sleer.
II must be that my mind Is slow
Or is it that he tells them so?
Buffalo Express
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10
Woodmen Circle.

The Woodmen Circle will meet
Monday afternoon at o'clock All
business which was to have been at
tended to last Monday July A. will
be disposed of at this meeting.
LIZZIE LYNN, Guardian.
BIRD SANDLlN, Clerk.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10

~
face. l had u ply
sician treat him.
but the sores grew
worse. Then they
began to come on
his arms, then on
other parts OF his
body. and then one
came on his chest,
worse than he
others. Then l
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10

Little Mary. the 5-year-old dauGh
ter of a prominent merchant of this
city being naturally an observant
child, managed to pick up certail
choice bits of slang from the gard
ener, grocery boy and iceman. In
vain her mother punished, pleaded
and exhorted her to refrain from
the use OF certain words that. to
say the least, were offensive in po-
lite society.
One of Mary's favorite woris
which she sprung upon any and ali
occasions was darn The word
seemed TO have a peculiar fascina-
tion for her and was used to meet
any situation. Mary's mother. after
trying every other method to sep
arate her little daughter from the
word, finally hit upon the idea of
bribing her to stop its use.
Mary" she said one day. For
every week that you do not say
the word darn | will give you a
half dollar to use any way you
please"
Mary's eyes bulgel ou with as
tonishment, but she set out to earn
the reward She was doing well.
having received the promised reward
at the end OF the first week, when sac
suddenly discovered that fifty cents
week would not go far toward
treating her large circle of friends
Running TO her mother one day
she cried:
'Oh, mamma. I've got a new word
it's better than darn. ! just heard
a boy use it out on the street. It's
dam. Louisville Times.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10

The worlds most successful medi.
cine for bowel complaints is Chamber
lalns Cole, Cholera and Diarrhoea
remedy 1t has relieved more pain
and suffering. and saved more lives
than any other medicine in use. In
valuable for children and adults. Sold
by all dealers.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10
Mere Wishing Never Brings Success.

10 make a success in the cure of
Kidney. Bladder or Rheumatic trou.
Bile take Halls Texas Wonder. +;
gives quick and permanent relief.
Write for testimonials. e. W. Hall
2926 Olive St st. Louis, No. Sold
by druggists.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10
Vote for M. E. TRAPP
For STATE TREASURER
Democratic Primary August 2nd. 1910
If Nominated and Elected
State Treasurer

otQtG TGQSuFGT
The state money will be de-
posted in the banks of the
state, and in each county in
proportion to the amount of
taxes paid into the state by
such county.
My policy persistently fol-
lowed as state Auditor in
scrutinizing ccounts and
REFUSING TO PAY FRAUD
ULENT and REDUCING EX-
ORBITANT CLAIMS will be
continued as state Treasurer.
AS ex-officio member State
Board of Equalization will con-
tinue the effort to force corpo-
rations to bear their Just
proportion of taxes.
An honest, economic, demo-
cratic administration of all
official duties will be rendered.
] am not interested in any
bank; am paying my own cam
paign expenses; il elected will
be obligated only to the voters.
\
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10

boss had declared, ''he ban smart
feller Smartest feller in whole
worr."
do you think Nelson is as smart
as the Almighty" the campaigner
asked.
Wal" answered the Norwegian,
scratching his head reflectlvely,
"Knute, he ban young feller yet
Washington Times.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10

After man gets on the shady
side OF 40 he decides that ned
rather be rich than handsome.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10

And sometimes a girl thinks she
has lost her heart when 1t is only
her appetite
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10
BABY WASTEDTO
A MERE SKELETON
With Terrible Eruptions = Grew
Worse in Spiteo Doctors Would
Scratch and Tear Flesh Unless
Hands we're Tied Mother Says
he WOULD HAVE DIED
BUT FOR CUTlCURA

my little son. when about year
and half old, began to have sores
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10

ThereH be no duplicate wedding
presents in heaven.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10

''Tedhnically," said Judge Wells to
William Rung in the municipal court
you had the right on your side.
However. you chose a form of cruel
and unusual punishment that can
not be tolerated by this court. I'll
have to fine you 81"
1t appeared from the evidence that
Mr.. Rung, who is sterectyper. sal
down to luncheon with Edward
Saider. fellow employe The piece
de resistance of Rung's luncheon con
sisted of limburger cheese, and Sni-
der, who regards himself as some
thing OF a wag had made certain
remarks about the cheese, reflecting
particularly as to its odor. There,
upon Mr.. Rung smeared a piece of
the cheese over the humorous Mr..
Snider's countenance.
This, said Rung, as he stepped
up to pay his fine, is the kind
of justice that smells to heaven. '
That will be about all from YOU -
said the court bailiff. Cheese it,
Chicago RecordHerald
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-07-10

The doctor who speaks but one
language may understand many
tongues