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The copper era., 1910-12-09

The peculiar properties of Cham berlain's Cough Remedy have been thoroughly tested during epide mics of influenza, and when it was taken in time we have not heard of single case of pneumonia. Sold by all drug gists.
The copper era., 1910-12-09

If you are suffering from bilious ness, constipation, indigestion. chronic h adache. invest one cent in d postal card, send to Chamberlain Medicine Co.,, Des Moines, Iowa, with your name and address plainly on the back, and they will forward YOU free sample of Chamberlain's -',ma"h and Liver Tablets Sold by ali druggists,
The copper era., 1910-12-09

Many persons find themselves af- fected with a persistent cough after an attack of influenza. And this cough can be promptly cured by the use of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy; it should not be allowed to run on until it becomes troublesome. Sold by all druggists.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12
B0Nl DISLlKES
THE COMMON
PEOPLE

PARIS, April 12.-Count Boni
de Castellane, ex-husband of Anna
Gould, running for reelection to
the chamber of deputies from the
Basses-Alpes district, hates the
common peepul" so, declared his
opponent today, that he makes his
stump speeches through his valet.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12
REAL ESTATE
BUSINESS pRopERrr-vAcANr LOTS HOMES - ACREAGE
ia ACRES WATERFRONT
an DEB AnNTII


This is good level tract front
ing on salt water. with no bluff, but
an average height of 10 feet above
high tide; " cleared, about Is fruit
trees and fine patch of Strawberries
You can raise enough tomatoes in
ono season to pay for tho place.
Waterfront near Tacoma has been
bought up and taken off tho market
until it is difficult to buy q desira-
BILE piece at ALL II you have at
tempted to buy such property re-
Gently you know that this is so.
When 9Th ave. is completed to tho
Narrows, Fox Island and Hales Pas
sage waterfront will advance to sew
eral times what is now asked for it.
This tract is on tho main land near
Arletta. You cannot beat it for To-
cation at the price, which is only
$3.50, on terms of u cash and $40
per month.
J. NJ. CURTIS 6 co.
314 Bankers Trust Bldg.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12
STAFF MOVES into new
MILWAUKEE, SHOPS

A. ]. Kroha, assistant store
eeper at the new Milwaukee shops,
has taken his clerical force into
the new plant and .iA getting ready
to do business from there.
1t is expected to have the men
working there by May 1 after
which the Bismarck plant will be
dismantled and the machinery
moved to the big tidefiat mills.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12
REAL
ESTATE
NEW s-Room B.rNaauow

NEW 5-RO0M BUNGALOW
Furnished with the very finest slash
grain fir, large bathroom, best OF
porcelain plumbing electric lights,
all on switches. 2 fine level lots,
nicely graded, in lawn and garden,
dotted with nice evergreen trees,
unobstructed view OF Mt. Tacoma
Price $4,000. on very liberal terms
l5 minutes ride to Pacific ave. Take
Pacific Traction car at eth aud Com
merce SITS. and get OF at 3Sth and
Queen Anne Park Deal with own
91ss.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12
80 Acres Good Land

rs of rich bottom land; Is acres
cultivated this year; new house
barn and outbuildings; heavy wagon
spring wagon, pillow, harrow, axes
40 young fruit trees, cows, 2 heif-
ers, 100 chickens, horses and har-
ness. Located on fine county road
within a couple of blocks of school,
postoffice and close to good market.
Price $4,150. Half cash, balance
terms.
A. III. Barnhisel Company
422 Cal. Bldg. NJ. 1900, A 1895
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12
9th ave. Snap
BRING IN YOUR TRADING
PROPERTY

We have good selection OF dairy
stock and chicken ranches. Improv-
ed and unimproved, all Of which are
near Tacoma.
From 40 to $40 acres in size, and
some 5-acre chicken ranches as low
as $3.50 per tract. 1t will pay you
to look over what we have before
you buy elsewhere.
j. A. wINTERMUTE & BRO.
Berlin Bldg.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12
TEN DOLLARS MONTHLY

cottage and lots. See our big sign
on the front porch. Take Mckinley
car. get off at Division lane and
turn to left. Mrs. Haskell's cottage,
1916 East l..
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12
BIG SPECIALS

Eli rooms, rent sS5. Price $500
E1his place is well furnished; loca-
Ettn fine, and 1t is as il reads.
N20 rooms, blocks from our Of
EnSe. This place is finely furnished
tand is one of the best transient
IAfouses in town. Price s2,400. Easy
|sterms.
klS2 rooms. partly housekeeping
Moons. Rent $75; lease. Price ST.
$40. Easy terms. Splendid location
md good furniture.
RARE CHANCE FOR A BUTCHER
Good market sausage factory;
cheap rent and below market price
SIS DO YOU WANT A SNAPY
Ri II rooms, Pacific ave. Price $500.
lEasy terms. The rent is only SAC
NTH 3 year lease.
fl40 rooms. part housekeeping. Rent
800. Good location. Price $500.
I fl55-room, steam heat best part OF
dist Cheapest rent in town. Price
- 500. Easy terms.
10 NOTICE
We have selection of fine hotels
and rooming houses at present. gro
Gerry stores, restaurants, meat mar
kets. etc 1t viii certainly pay you
TO see our list IL you want to buy
We trade all kinds of properties
and business chances.
MONEY TO LOAN.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12
BUSINESS
CHANCES

SOMETHING THAT Is RIGHT
If you are looking for a chance to
put some money into good bust
ness that will make you nice
profit see me.
RANDALL BUBB, $40 Cal. Bldg.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12
Will Sacrifice

A fine stock of musical instru-
Iments and talking machines for sale.
Good reasons for selling. VIII con-
slider trade. l., care Times.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12

ron SALE ny OWNER
1e0 acres. 8 u miles southeast OF
Roy, IL acres clear, new 4-room
house. barn s2x5e It, 2 hen houses
and outbusldings. COWS, horses,
wagons. buggy, 100 chickens and
BaFteia, 2 =. p. Ne. T. Boz :.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12
For Sale or Trade

2s-foot launch with two-thirds
cabin encloaed In glass. Buffet.
grilia. sagh and panels Of mahoR-
amy. Electric lighted. and Hailin 8
CLAUDE r. camy
g. &oo8 5000 So. "
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12
Otto B. Roeder
11O7 Commerce. st.
HOMESTEADS

lin, Central Oregon. All whom we
NEW townsite laid out and contract
Ifor, r. X. grade is let running
Through the land. II you want a
homestead or desert claim, join us
Saturday. April &c.
PROGRESSIVE REALTY co.
1904 r jefferson ave.
w. Taylor. Jas. w. Eouk
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12
For Sale by Owner

7-room house, unobstructed ma
rine and mountain view; North
Springs water, bearing fruit trees;
~ blocks from p. ID. car and Wash
ington school; all improvements in
and paid $1,700. 2710 No. Washing
ton ave. Phone Main 1882.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12
Homes. Acreage and
Farms.

$3,0O0-East ID st. bargain, 2 houses
with corner lots.
$2,2OO-East 2Sth ST., near d, 5-r.
cottage, bath; 2 lots, easy
terms. This is close to all
railroads and factories.
VI, SO0-Pacific ave. hill. So. 34th ST.,
CIR. bath cottage; u lots.
$2,650-Good 7-r. bath. 2 lots. in
fruit, West End, close in.
$2,15O-Cottage. 5-r bath, 2 fine cor.
t lots, West End. bet. 9Th av.
and 18th st.
On Pacific ave-, a choice 5-acre tract
all well cleared. 4-room
house, partly in berries, ST.
500.
5-acre tract at Midland, close to
Puyallup car line, good soil,
$500 to 5000 each.
40-aCre tract, close to Spanaway &
Pac. ave road, s11O per acre.
Waterfront farm, 35 acres, well i'm
JN proved, good soil, 7-room
house, outbuildings, horses,
cows and tools, all for $500.
is This is very cheap.
Otto B. Roeder
1107 Copnnaarra ca
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12

$3.50 PER MONTH HOME.
Two good lots anda new house
ready to move into, in a good loca-
tion, only blocks from car line.
This place is not just sold. Price
$3.50, on terms of $25 down and $3.50
per month.
j. NJ. CURTIS C co.
314 Bankers Trust Bldg.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12
Ranch to Trade

For city property We have a num-
Der of clients that will take city
property in exchange for ranch
property. Come in, see what we can
do for you in the shape of a ranch.
J. w. Hoops & Sons
204 Bankers Trust Bldg.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12

Acre lots for sale at Parker st.
(Spanaway line) cash or terms to
suit Inquire of Mr.. Hansen at Han
sens crossing.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12
BUNGALOW SNAP
$3.50

Z ROOMS, BATH, 2 LOTS $50 CASH
Swell little 4-room bungalow, por-
cefain bath, 2 full lots in lawn, pam
eled dining room, electric lights. A
cozy little home finished we'll in
side and out. OWNER WILL TAXI
5000 IN TRADE IN ACREAGE OR
LOTS. Fine location In West End,
near Fletcher Heights. A snap that
will go quick.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12
It's Making Money!

Pool room with 9 good tables;
takes in S25 to $40 per day. Expense
FOR SALE
only about 1925 per month. This is
a snap Price S3,700: terms.
McCOLLEY & HALL
407 California Bldg
Phones: NJ. 4094, A 1852
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12
Free Homesteads

Central Oregon-32O acres. You
don't have to live on. Good wheat
and alfalfa land, good schools. stores
on new r. r. now THROWING
DIRT. Mail 25G for Homestead
BOOK.
Forrest Land Co.
LOCATORS
Join us Saturday and get good claim
1913 Pacific ave-, Tourist Hotel.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12
A. HAVARD co.

205 Bankers Trust Bldg.
Phones: M. s475, Res. A 302i
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12

SO MONTH HOME
Ready to move into. with two
good lots. near car, church and
school. Take Fern Hill, Spanaway
or old Puyallup car, get off at So
18th ST., go one block east to Greg
ory's office and ask for Mr.. Her
bert.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12

S-room modern house, full con-
|crete basement. stationary tubs
furnace heat, electric lights, gas
l " lots, paved street, close to 9Th
ave, Price only $4,000; $3.50 cash
and balance like rent.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12
ALL BARGAINS

Groom cottage, IL lots, on Steele
ST., near 9th ave. Price $2,70O.
Terms.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12
TIL w E'S WANT ADS
FURNISHED rooms

EDGEWpoD. 1905 Center vt. SIM
and hoskpg., 800 week and Vi
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12

3 fine lots. good S-room house
lots of fruit. large woodshed anC
workshop, all street improvement:
paid. Only $4,000.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12

Corner lots and S-room house OF
Prospect st. Price $4,000; cas-.
terms.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12
Personal
Turkish Baths

FIRE!i-Insure your mouse and fur
niture In reliable companies. We
have them. IL. J. Schwinn e. Co,
BIG Bankers Trust Bldg.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-04-12
HOUSEKEEPING ROOMS

FURNISHED housekeeping rooms, 2
or 3-room suites; light and sun
ny and very convenient. 51i So. 7th.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-07-08
LADY ABBY TO
PROVIDE BIG FUND
offers Quarter Million to Help Along
the Air Ship
Crusade.

LONDON, July S.--Lady Abby said
that her offer to provide fund OF
s250,000 for the establishment Of an
areial passenger service between Lon
don and Paris holds good. She is to
build an aviation factory on her estate
at Newdigate in Surrey
It was said that prominent aviators
were to study some way OF utilizing
the fund provided by Lady Abby. It
was also said that the proceeds of
the enterprise were to be devoted to
charity.
The announcement of the gift was
made at a luncheon given by Lady
Abby In honor of Graham White, the
English aviator, with whom she made
an ascent last month Later Lady
Abby was quoted as denying that she
had made any such gift. She was also
quoted as saying that she had not
bothered to interrupt the speaker who
had made the announcement, but the
4 statement was absurd.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-07-08
DISAPPEARANCE
OF ELDON GIRL
Went to Ottumwa Recently to ds
Shopping and Has Not Been
Seen Since.

An air of mystery surrounds the
disappearance of Miss Floy Murphy, a
well known and popular resident of
Eldon, who was last seen in Ottumwa
on the night of June 6, when she was
going to the Union depot to take the
Rock Island train to her home. Be
lieving that the young woman had
gone to visit relatives or friends in
some part of the state, nothing was
thought of her disappearance, but
after days and days with no word
from her, her relatives brought the
matter to the attention of the OF
tumwa police and they are trying to
locate her.
Miss Murphy went to Ottumwa on
Monday, June 6, to do some shop
ping. Before going home she stopped
to visit friend She stayed until
about train time and was accompanied
part of the way to the depot Nothing
has been heard from her since. Her
parents, who are aged residents o.
Eden. are frantic over the myster
louS uiSdppSdI aiSS VI tileiT uduSHlel
and relatives cannot account for he
absence. The young woman left home
in the morning in the best of spirits
and was in excellent health. Tit
relatives have correspondent with 9th
er relatives and her friends in various
i parts of the state, but none have seel
her The missing young woman i
one of Eldon's popular young women
/ For a number of years she conducte,
millinery store there.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-07-08
II You Like
Fido

Remember that we sell all the
best dog remedies. We have one
for every i'll. Then too we have
good dog soap, flea killer and
other dog necessities.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-07-08

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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-07-08

Chamberlain's Stomach and liver
Tablets gently stimulate the liver and
bowels to expel poisonous matter,
cleanse the system cure constipation
and sick headache. Sold by all
dealers.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-07-08

Notice to Employees.
Our saw mill will not start until
Monday morning.
TABER LUMBER co.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1910-07-08
FUNERAL NOTICE.

Lind-The funeral of Mrs Jacob
Lind will be held Saturday morning
at 10 o'clock at the Melrose church.
Friends invited.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06
POLITICS AND POLITICIANS

The Democrat State committee of New York will meet next week to choose a successor to Chairman William J. Corners.
 William J. Bryan has accepted an invitation to speak in Missouri in support of the move ment for statewide prohibition.
 Congressman Frank o. Lowden of the Thir- teenth Illinois district will retire at the end of his present term on account of poor health.
 William T. Cobb who served two terms as governor of Maine, has announced his candidacy for United States senator to succeed Eugene Hale.
 It is reported in Washington that Senator Flint of California may succeed Secretary of the Interior Ballinger in the event of the latters retirement from the cabinet.
 Burr w. Jones, leading lawyer of Madison and a former member of congress, is being boomed for the democratic nomination for gov ernor of Wisconsin
 Former Governor McMllan of Tennessee has announced himself candidate for the United States senate to succeed James B. Frazier, whose term expires next March.
 Senator Bradley of Kentucky has accepted the invitation of the G. A. R. camps of Wash ington to deliver the Memorial Day address at the Arlington National cemetery. Claude Porter of Centerville, E. G. Moon of Ottumwa and s. H. Bashor of Waterloo are the rival aspirants for the democratic nomination for governor of Iowa this fall.
 The prohibitionist party has formed its first organization in Louisiana and will name candi- dates for congress in all of the districts of the state this fall.
 John F. Hill, the present chairman of the re- publican national committee, is mentioned as a probable candidate for the seat of Eugene Hale in the United States senate
 The democratic state executive committee of Mississippi meets this week to arrange for a
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06

special November primary to dispose of the much-discussed senatorial contest.
 Senator Gallinger of New Hampshire was a practicing physician before he went to congress, and still takes lively interest in everything pertaining to the medical profession.
 George H. Utter, former governor of Rhode Island and among those mentioned to succeed Nelson w. Aldrich in the United States senate. is the only Seventh Day Baptist publisher of a daily newspaper in the United States
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06

Champ Clark, like the more common of we mortals, talks through the rim of his hat now and then In letter to Douglas man he says, among other things: "The senate bill is a frame up, intended to keep them (Arizona and New Mexico) out until after the congressional election this fall" If the enabling act was pass ed tomorrow it would be impossible to hold a state election this fall.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06

An El Paso minister in criticsing the numer- ous operations for appendicities made the as sertion that "God never provided non-essen- tial" An Fl Paso paper undertakes to dis prove the theory by presenting family of four who have suffered the operation and are still living and apparently in good condition. All of which may be true, but this does not shatter the belief of quite good many people that about all the victims of sure-enough appendcities have passed to the dreamless silence of the tongue less dust.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06
4 THOUGHT FOR TODAY

Should c man happen to err in Supposing the Christian religion to be true, he could not be c loser by tue mistake. But hOaU irrepara- ble iS his Joss, and hoaO ine1presSiUe hiS dan- ger, acho shsald err in SuppoSing it to be falSe9
 -PdSCaI
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06

"Traveler called as he sleeps in a hotel, runs a box car headline in New York paper. When we think the matter over there is something so unusual about the incident that the big heads are warranted.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06

''In some Arizona cases," says the Phoenix Democrat, Git is cheaper to pay lawyer than taxes' We had been led to believe from local observations, that it was cheaper to pay law yer than freight.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06

The Arizona brand of criminal isn t the worst in the world. The Sun boasts that "Yuma still has the old penitentiary, the site and the grounds" /" In some localities the convicts might have taken the whole works with 'em
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06

''The renominaton of Taft is guarantee that the next president will be democrat" is the emphatic announcement of the El Paso Times. And more than likely his name will be Theodore Roosevelt.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06

"Prohbition beaten in Alabama runs a headline in the Ell Paso Times. As matter of fact, dear neighbor, prohibition has never tri- umphed.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06

With fourteen million acres of young cotton killed in the south, boil weevils will be forced to invade the jag factory, where semi-occasion- ally patrons spit cotton.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06

MT. Champ Clark evidently has been reading the Silver Belt. He has refused to join hands with the insurgents for the purpose of deposing Cannon very few weeks ago MT. Clark favor ed just such step
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06

The most serious aspect of the Mayor Gaynor talk rests in the fact that it was wholly unlady- like. It wasn't so much what he said as the brutal manner in which he said it.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06

That new bureau of mines is the first bounc- ing boy of the national mining congress And here's hoping the stock will never grow weary in his good work
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06
MORNING SMILES

Since Reese NJ. Ling of Prescott succeeded in clearing Reuben Nell and Herbert Woods of the charge of murder, the Arizona Gazette thinks it has given his candidacy for the senate tremendous impetus. Whats the inference? !?
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06

A daughter of Richard Croker has married a groom in New York riding academy. We'll, whatever else may be said, that beats duke lette.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06

We are told by an eastern newspaper that Milwaukee is moving.'' At the time that so- cialist victory was announced we predicted something like that would happen.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06

Failures do not seem to daunt the Bryan fam fly Ruth, the daughter of the commoner, at twenty-six years of age, is trying her second husband.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06

An eastern press report announces that girls are being sold in New York city. We trust the gate receipts will show something more than bo- gus titles.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06

At all events the president can't charge that the railroad bill was railroaded through con- gress.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06

That Maine editor who complimented sub scrlber for giving him deserved thrashing doesn't seem to be shifting any of the responsi- bilities of life, nor is he unmndful of the little courtesies
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06

If we have our bearings correctly, we are will ing to wager that time has all these new-fangled aviators beat at least ten city blocks.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06
Why the Phoenix Capital City News?

And now the Jeffries-J Johnson gabfest is on in earnest.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06

Samuel Gompers says the people and not the politicians shall rule. Samuel should send along the specifications?
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06

Teddy to Taft upon the formers return "You re big, fat slob.''
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06

George Mauk, erstwhile boss of faction, is still saving wood.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06

The Halted Lady-Luck! l don't know what it is-why, look at the divorce even that was a ghastly fzzle.
 The Other-My dear! But you won all along the line.
 The Hated Lady-Oh, won, yes! But think when it came off Just when all the beasty pa pers were full of nothing but the election.
 Life is full of pain: a few men get hanged; most men get married.
 When girl has married sister it's sign she is going to try to run her love affairs for her.
 Fair Passenger good gracious, why didn t the train stop here? It is supposed to.
 Porter-Yes, miss, but the engine driver has quarreled with the station master.
 ''Why are you so dejected old man? Has the stock market been going against you?"
 ''No, confound it, my daughters gone and married fellow who has to smoke cigarette before he puts his trousers on in the morning. ''
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1910-05-06

McElroy for framing pictures.