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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-07
THE WETzELL VOCAL STUDIOS

81 North state st.
Mrs Wotzol. vocal. art and method.
Mr. WetlDIl director music city Pub
uc Schools Beu Phone. Main 4737.
Ind. Phone f246.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-07
MRS. R. R. sHARKEY.

Teacher of Mandolin and Guitar.
Studio 4-2 Is Street
Music furnished Tor receptions and
teas Dog tho Ladies' Mandolin and
Guitar Trio.
,Burus. Gs.sl0y sharkey)
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-07
sYBELLA CLAYTON.

Teacher OF plano. Pupil OF Jonas.
Berlin. Studio, 4s E So. Temple. Bell
sol.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-07
FRED MIDGLEY

Director Salt Lake Thcatcr Orchestra
Violin studio as l.. So. Temple
Phone. S91. Res. 25a9-N
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-07
SPENCER CLAWsoN. JR..

Plano Instruction.
Pupil Of Marie Premier and Theodore
LsaChotzky ~ Vienna Studio 6N-5
TempletDu Bids BELL phone 5i5i.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-07
MUSICIANS DIRECTORY.
NJ J. BRINEs

Voice development and The art Of
singing tl1 TowpIeJon Building.
Phone. Bell 5gII
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VIM. c. Give.
ALEXANDER J. KIssELBURG.


Teacher OF Singing and Vocal Placing
44 Security & Trust Bldg. salt Lake
city.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-07
TRACY Y. CANNON.

Pupil OF Alex Giulmaut. Paris, and
Alberto Jonas. Berlin.
Pupils received BOO Piano. organ and
Harmony studio G5-iS Templetou Bund-
ing studio phone. Bell 1891. Residence.
both phones 90
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-07

MISS DAME MARLEY.
Pupu of Nr NcCIauaul
Teacher of Piano
studio T.30 D. Third So Ben phone.
71fS-z Teaching daily except satur-
day.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-07

'EW YORK. May Letters from
Berlin to the Utah colony tell
that "Poia' was greeted with
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-07
ANDREW BOWMAN

Studio 600 Tcmplcton.
Teacher OF Artistic Singing
Perfect Tone.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-07

A. the II am. service in the Catholic
.,,sedral tomorrow. Mrs. Hammer viii
I'M as an ohertory, Millard's Ave
v,riar No. 3 Next Sunday week there
m be special musical services in con-
rsotion with the confirmation, when
pisrop Seaman will confirm some $50
PERSONS.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-07
EMILY H. SITTER.

Teacher Of Voice and Piano. as
Sec and Trust Bldg Phone Beu
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1910-04-23

We are headquarters for every
thing good TO eat. o. g. Lapp
Co.
This Office stilI has q few back
copies Of Che Mining News, which
give All tie news about the BIZ
strike b Ten Mile. Good thing
10 send away 10 cents 2 copy
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1910-04-23

Ice cream on sale at the bowl
ing alley Sunday.
See our samples Of wall paper
before you order. O. c. LAPP
Co., LTD.
Mrs. Joe Wimpey, cook at the
American Eagle mine, visited at
home over Sunday.
Virgil York and John King,
owners Of one Of the new rich
strikes IN the Ten Mile district,
We're in town Monday on bust
ness.
Miss Myrtle Prader came down
Tuesday from the Crackerjack
mine 10 visit friends for a few
days and enjoy our nice summer
weather
Friends and neighb0rs arc wor-
ned over the long absence Of "
G Eargamin, tbe trapDef whose
home b ON Ma.lard creek. He
has DOT been seen for q month.
GareDer Porter and Clyde Moses
lefl tWo weeke ago for haea-
MINIS EeadQuafiors ~ hls crap
l|no bat tsey bed Got been beard
ffon yei Thursday noo0
1ho cabin on George Lrod-
f0f0's mining o.f.n .bree mites
NeH of l.|ll fliy baNed NJ fle
qnoun0 TUESDAY afIenoon Wl|e
Bradford was a york ln h|e un.
na /lI ~ h|f supplies sud
CLOTHES W9e Destroyed fmNf
Was nfealaied n iQHn NnfNM
dag an0 about o0e l.0dl0 M.
lal Haa elb.ef.bol fQf Az 0a.
fortunate maO
fH estate IA l''t Az y nog
IIf NalH iHH llf NN lal|IH
l.m N0No Az ff af,
INl ll0 M llNI lIM
i|N lae Ilf i0 ~. ~ Az N'''
I.aI .f ...IlI l.N I.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1910-04-23

A. S. HARDY,
Attorney at Law
Office over First National Bank.
Practice IN all courts. Min
ing and Corporation Law
and general practice.
Crangeyille. Idaho
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1910-04-23

FRED u. BUTLER JOHN o. BENDER
BENDER & BUTLER
Mining Lawyers
Mining locations, patents, cOnyeyances
and corporations
Lewiston National Bank Bldg.
Lewiston Idaho
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1910-08-27
UNTlMELY AGITATION.

The strenuous effort being put
forth by some Republicans to make
of the United States senatorship an
issue in the campaign this year is
worthy of better cause. In the first
place only the hold-over state sena-
tors elected this year will count in
the senatorial election and they will
be far outnumbered by the legislators
chosen two years hence. Then, too
the senator-elect will hardly be so
great a factor in national legislation
that we should disregard all else. Yet
we have the singular spectacle of Re-
publicans practically threatening to
bolt the decision of the party as ex
pressed in its candidates and plat
form, unless this one matter is set
tied as these agitators wish. 1t makes
no difference to them that the state
needs other things They want this
enc.
The why of the matter is easy. The
United States senator disposes of the
federal patronage, and not the honor
of the position, nor the good they
hope to do, is the motive of this un-
timely agitation, but the spoils of Of
fee We regret to see even a small
percentage of our party stoop so low
that it shamelessly admits it is seek
ing the flesh pots. Even shame seems
to be lost to them. We sincerely hope
that the party as a whole will tell the
malcontents to elect senators in SEN
atorial years. This year Colorado
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1910-08-27
LA JUNTA NEWS.

Mrs. Spencer Green is indisposed.
Mrs. Cole of Newton, Kans, is visit
ing Mrs. j. w. Lanson.
Mrs. j. W. Wilson is on the sick
list
Mrs. Kiowa has moved to her new
home in Ration, N. NJ.
Mr.. James Scott, who has been
quite sick, is able to be around again
Mr.. and Mrs. Williams, Miss Lena
Morton and Mrs Warren were in
from Holbrook Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Grant, Mr. and Mrs.
Winchester and Messrs. Ed Lane and
Chas. Lenex went to Denver Saturday
to help celebrate Railroad Day
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1910-08-27
SHORTER CHAPEL.

The pastor breaches at HOO a. m.
The l. G. A. holds memorial serv-
ices at 500 p. m
Special attention will be given to
the collecting of conference claims.
Each member should do his full duty
toward making the pastors report at
Conference in Pueblo, Sept. IA, a
creditable one.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1910-08-27

Mr. Sims of Topeka stopped over
in La Junta for few hours last
Thursday. Mr.. Sims was en- route to
Colorado Springs, where his wife is
spending the summer.
Mrs. ]. w. Winchester was the
charming hostess OF the Sewing Circle
Friday Both business and pleasure
were entered into heartily and Mrs.
Winchester was voted an ideal
hostess.
The Hubbard Sewing Circle gave an
old-fashioned dinner at the parsonage
Tuesday night The committee, with
Mrs. Watson as president served
dinner that was thoroughly enjoyed
by the good crowd attending. A neat
sum was realized for the church.
Another OF the popular hayrack
parties to Swink was enjoyed Monday
night. Those enjoying the trip were:
Mr. and Mrs Lanson and Mrs. Petree,
Mr.. and Mrs. II. A. Badgett, Mr.. Coul.
ter. Mr.. Harry Scott, Mrs Marshall,
Mrs. Green, Mrs. Kiowa and Mrs.
Gordon.
The Misses Ida Starkey and An.
thony Phelps, charming ladies of the
younger set, gave a party Friday
which was one of the most pleasant
of the season. Games and music
mingled with song and laughter and
wbiled the hours away until late
hour. A dainty luncheon was served
in which the color scheme of the dec
orations was further carried out The
guests departed in the wee sma'
hours, carrying pleasant memories
that will linger for many days.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1910-08-27

A treat is promised the old as well
as young on the "Trip Around the
World in Columbian coaches next
Thursday evening.
The pastor extends a cordial invita-
ton to the many visitors of last Sun
day to return again.
The Eureka Literary Society holds
a special meeting Tuesday. Sept. 9Th.
in honor of the many visitors. Pro-
gram printed in next weeks issue Of
REV. A. NJ. WARD, Pastor
this paper
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1910-08-27

needs strong executive officers. 1t
needs legislature that will not have
to try, try again.
We are glad to see a number of
candidates planting their lightning
rods for the senatorship and that they
come out early is all right. But why
so much unseemly clamor that one
man must not run? The effort would
be far better spent in finding out what
the people of the state really wish
done to make the best use of the pub
lie lands, what to do on railroad and
public utility commissions and similar
legislation.
Let not the party degenerate into
an assembly of pie hunters who like
wolves would kill and eat each other.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1910-08-27

Mrs. Scott, wife of Rev. Scott, who
has been visiting her mother, Mrs. L.
Richard, at Boulder, and spent some
time in this city, left Monday for
Trinidad. Mrs. L. Richard was in the
city visiting her son, Clarence Rich
ards
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1910-08-27
ANTIOCH CHURCH,
Twenty-fitth and Arapahoe Streets.

Christian Union meeting at 300
o'clock, to which all are invited.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-12-15
What Every Golfer Knows.

That he is in hard luck.
That he isn't playin" his game.
That il is the caddy,s fault when ha
dubS Il shot
That somebody always moves wheh
be tries TO putt.
That he will make much better
score the next time out.
That this is the first ball he has put
in the pond since goodness knows
when.
That every bad shot is attended by
some eXtenuarinS circumstance.
That nobody else ever plays and gets
the tough lies that he gets.
That he is taking the game alto
gether too seriously.
That the caddy knows well enough
where the ball is and will get 1t in
the morning.
That his ball can usually be found
about fifty yards short Of where he Is
looking for it.-St. Louis Post-Dis-
match
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-12-15
new "CHRISTMAS CAROL"
Not by Charles Dickens, but an In
cipient Parody on His Famous Story.

Not by Charles Dickens, but an In
cipient Parody on His Famous Story.
Barley was dead to begin with. He
was us dead as dooruail which must
be going some in the dead line. as peo-
pie have been using a doornail as
simile of death for several centuries.
But SmoOdge was alive and kicking.
Smoodge kicked particularly against
Christmas presents. He didn't believe
in Christmas presents. Barley. his old
partner. dead these seven years. hadn't
believed in Christmas presents either.
When Smoodge shut up his ware
house and went home on Christmas
eve-he lived in lodgings that had been
Barley's-the doornail assumed an eH-
preston which he had never noted
there before. The head Of that dead
doornail resolved itself into the head
of Barley.
Hey. Jacob; | thought you We're
dead" cried Smoodge.
so am. EbeneZer." replied the vi
talized doornail but I've come back
to warn you that you will be visited
at midnight by three ghosts. one after
the other. So long. Eb"
Barleys ghost again became n dead
dooruail. Smoodge went to bed and
promptly at midnight was awakened
by an apparition. 1t was the first Of
the three spirits. 1t seemed to crawl
out from under his bed. 1t danced on
the footboard Of the bed.
II am the Ghost Of Christmas Pres
ent Past" said the spirit.
You look to me like one Of those
slippers my niece gave me last year.
said Smoodge.
You win" said the ghost and van
ished.
Presently the second spirit arrived.
doing merry dance over the wash
stand.
You look to me like another slip
per-" said Smoodge.
Il am the Ghost Of Christmas Pres
ent Present" said the spirit.
"Ha. l seer said Smoodge. You're
one Of the slippers my niece Is going
to give me this year."
Whereat Spirit No. 2 smiled and va
mOosed.
In a jiffy the third Of the promised
spirits came in. 1t jumped upon the
bed and slapped Spoodge in the face.
I'm on" said Shoodge; you're an
other slipper.
Il am the Ghost of Christmas Pres
cul Future" said the spirit sepulchral-
ly.
Yes. I know" remarked Smoodge.
.My niece will present you and your
mate 10 me next Christmas. Because
I'm an old man she never sends me
anything but slippers. But these ghost
ly visits have taught me lesson.
Herea fter IN De better man. I'll
give my niece Charterler hat in
stead Of the usual pair OF gloves. and
maybe next time she'll give ME silk
topper" I. sAPP.
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Making Sure.

Madge-Let's play he loves me.
he loves me not.
Marjorie-Wait. dear. till | get
one with the right number OF
leaveS.-Puck.
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Summons for Relief.
(COMPLAINT NOT SERVED.

(COMpLAlNT NOT SERVED.
TIE STATE SOUTH CAROLINA.
COUNTY Of WHLIhMSBURG,
Court OF cUmmun fieaS.
Marie ID lIarrcis0n, III her own riylJ
atd as administTatriX Of the estate Of
Maufe Vi BlIkelcy, deceased nrestate
Plainttf,
+ C Dunlop, " dunlop. D J Dunlop,
T. /. 10 ed. = o Bourne ami The
Geo@g,Iomn GrUrery "mpa:y. cor
p"farj"n du'v organized uuder the
ia."S of tie state IF nth Carolina
d fyndar -.
To the IJ"G,nd nts above nam"G:-
You are hereby summoned and re-
CURED tt answer the complaint in this
action, of which II copy i herewith
served upon you, ard 10 -erye Il copy OF
your answer i the sad complaint on
the subscriber ut hiS office at No 1855.
Screven st, ,Gr0rgrIOwn,S So Car within
twenty days after lie service hereof,
exclusive of the day Of such service =
and if you fail to answer the complaint
within the time a!olcSail, the plaintiff
in this action will apply 10 the Court
for the relief demanded in tie rOm-
plain.
Dated September -. A D 1910.
II !. SMITH. JR,
Plaintiffs AttoGneg.
To E G Dunlop. w J nunluu md Il
Dunlop uon9e- idrnt Ivfendanr>:-
TAKE NOTICE: - nat the comylGiIt
in this action and su rrnonS of wnicn
the foregoing is u copy Were lied in tie
office of the Clerk Of Court OF Com t11.s
Pleas for Williamsburg county. Son n
Carolina. on the 23rd day "f N"venber
1910. III L SMITH. .jR.
11-24-6t Plaintiffs Att rneI.
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Puzzled.

AS she picked her hObbled way down
the street The obServant man marked
that she wore black band about her
golden hair. another about her alabas'
ter throat. Her waist was circled by
another band. while her martyred an
kles were handcuffed with fashion
latest crime-the hobble skirt.
81 wonder" mused the man. which
one Of 'em is her belt. kansas City
Star
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-12-15

N,:"... ia i';... !."'.
let il :;nk in. 81 r"IH''
poet. Nha& a.rhayS Il pc
ALWAYS he some poets. l"u
der working wOman down o..
can't play dot game on Il 20 \
vhas bound to ri;e oop und S''ar ~
on der wings of der EICrlliH=. dnd
takes Il seat on der sun kissed rl"'n
Of der east"
'Vhell. some more:
"Dera vhaS no more You fix "or
dose shoes or break your neck
forgot to say dot | vhaS a Scrapprr aSi'
vhell ash a poet. Farewell"
have three days work on h"ad
now und | vhaS beginning to hu>d'
when a tall and solemn man comes III
Ry golly. but he has Il who,e basket
full of shoes 10 be fixed 0op. und he
stands in der middle of my shop und
holds out his arm und says:
$50 rorts vhas not wanted in dis o,d
cobbler shop"
Not q poet. If you vhaS one. ="
avh%r."
"VhaS poets turned AWAY becAuS"
dcy vha< poets"
"Dat vha% Il. He makes ne i;."d
"Baseburn cd shoe pc@Ger. it can-
not be. Ii shall not be. | vhaS not
only q poet myself. but by der azure
skies Of summer il vhas for ne to
champion and defend the profession.
Hans. ycu old dunGcrhead. let your
soul awake while | repeat:
Sample of Forty Stanzas.
Der risin" sun seemed made Of gold,
Like gems der sparkling dew;
A hundred trills der lark gave forth
AS sayly up he flew.
Der scent of roses filed der air.
Der south wind gently sighed.
Der brook IL whispered lovingly.
AS my dear Florence died.
"Vhell:" | says ash he look at me.
.IDcrc she vhas. cobblcr-dcr sweet
est und most beautiful thing ever
penncd by mortal hand. first wroi"
il on a Sliuge nit Il lead pencil. Can
YOU beat it. you old cement patclie;: :
Will she ever be beaten: Dere vhas
forty more verses. und each one vhaS
Il gem by itself.
Ind what Of il: No poets wanted
here. Don't YOU see der sign"
"Or course l see it. you SiabSidcd
old son OF Il gun. but you can't blna
ne. Fix oop dose shoes or you Gon
live Il week longer. | can see unu
write If Ger beautiful in nature, uai
| can also come in here in two days
una knock your head off if dcy Wasn't
ready for me"
Ind more ash ten "th"r poets came
in dot day nit shoes to mend. und
when dot lcct,c German tailor hears or
my coed luck he lifts ooH his hands
und groanS:
Il cont trade So in three days.
Why can't be some fools like you:
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Food For the Gossips.

Mrs. TattleS-All sorts Of stories are
going around about the Nucumbs.
Mrs. Snooper-No wonder. They
have been living in the neiGhborhood
six weeks and nobody knows anything
about them-Chicago News.
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SIGN AGAINST RHYMES.

when woman nit two pairs OF shoes
10 be fixed oop comes i'll ash bold as Il
lion.
How about dot sign" she says ash
she looks 1T me.
"He vhas all right If you vhaS
some poets you can 20 right out
"Oh. l can. can 1? Mebbe you don't
like poetS:''
"Vhell. it don't make no deeference
TO me whether you do or not. Here
vhas some shoes TO be fiXed oop. und
If YOU don't do il | shall raise row
dot shall rip der shingles off der roof.
1t yhas "a pretty how-de-you do dot
you yhas down on poets. | vhas a
poet myself. und like to see YOU keep
me out Of dis shop. Listen to dis und
den talk of Shakespeare:
"A mashinS young man in Detroit
Tried TO tlirt with girl from Beloit.
But she gave him stare
Dot curled his red hair
Und/busted his Inashing exploit"
She waves der old shoes around her
head ash ash repeats. und when she
vhas finished she says:
Warned by a Woman.
DOT vhaS poetry. Mr. Cobbler. der
genuine stuff. und it vhas all my own.
Yes. vhaS poet. und defy you.
IL you don't mend desc shoes by to-
morrow you vhas Il goner."
Three minutes after dot woman
goes out a man comes in. He wants
some heels OH some shoes. und he
slams 'em down und stands back und
says:
$50 some poets vhas not wanted in
dis shop. see:'
mo. sir"
"vhill you tell me vhy?"
Because | don't like poetry. He
makes me tired After hear some
poetry can't sleep nights
"Oh. you can't. Dot vhas too bad!
Let me say few words to you, you
old peg driver vhas poet. und
You shall do my work or go by der
police. Hearken to dis:
u
A goat stood by der hill.
Der boy vhaS named John Henry Jones
Der goat vhas only Bill"
"Yhell:" says when he vhas done.
"Vhell. vhaS Il poet. und dot vhaS
poetry. und Il it makes You all tired
out HhaS lad of it. Here vlIas shoes.
sir-shoeS 10 be mended Don't you
dare refuse to do my work. If you
don't know dot poet vhas a bigger
man dan der president of der United
States und twice ash dangerous you
vhas fool. Now. sk. say to you in
der language of der poet:
III come here in vain tomorrow
I'll make your heart most sad with sor-
row
Right here amidst the pegs und wax
IL! bring about a grand climax"
Two Verses by Anudder.
Dot man voS gone out six minutes.
mebbe. when a second woman comes
in She,also has some shoes to be fixed.
She puts EN- down und clasps her
hands und rolls her eyes und says:
Der winter winds vhas blowing chill;
Der frost vhas in der air:
Der autumn leaf it vhas no more.
No more der flowers fair.
'It gives me pains to look around
Upon der landscape drear.
Cnd | vhas VERY much afraid
Next spring ] won't be here
"Yhell?" | asks as she looks at me.
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KeGiatration NOti

The org" Of the Supervisor {.
i-ti"st ."u VIII hr open on the Is:
.:"y IN each rcnth for thr purE
registering aGy person who is
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-12-15
IF the Wagon Doesn't Wait.

II the wagon isn't waiting.
II the drivers lost to grace,
Rise up with the morning
And beat il in the racei
Never join the regiment
That loafs along the line.
Away with all your wagons
When the walking's mighty fine!
Atlanta Co;.s.l'' n.
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Catching On.

Timid Lover tslancing at his watch
We'll. | must be going. Miss Dora.
Time presses.
Miss Dora dosing all patience)-l
suppose so. Nothing else presses.
How dare YOU? Stop. George!
You're muSSing my hair.-ChicaGo
Tribune.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-12-15
Same Man.

Jones is the same old easy mark he
used TO be-
'Is that so? | remember he let his
mother choose his wife for him.
"YeS. And now he lets his wife buy
his neckties. Leader.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-12-15

(Copyright, 1919. by Associated Lit
Press
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-12-15

ha SHALL have been a residen: -
the" state for two years, and o. to-
coDnty Cne Year, ard Of the polling pr--
ril.rl ia which tie electOr offers t.
vote four months before the day Of
election, and shall have paid. .lz
months before. any poll tax then cue
and payable. aud who can both rpnG
and write any section Of the cOnStiru
tiCn of 1895 submitted to him BY th.
Supervisors of Registration or who
can show chat he owns. and has pas
all taxes cOilecta5!e on during rls
present year, p. Operty in this Staae
assessed at three hundred dollars or
more. J. y. McGILL,
Clerk of BOar1
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-12-15

when a woman NIT two pairs of shoes
10 be fixed oop comes i'll ash bold as a
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ATRICK Fts.s ill.,.
Der German CobbIer Hangs 0Gt
a Warning.
POETS TOLD TO PASS ALONG.
All Customers Were Rhyrers and In
sisted on Speaking Samples-Each
Left Work, and That Was Just what
the Outchman Wanted.
BY NJ. QUAD.

tCopyrigkt. 1919 by Associated Literary
Pressl
Tot so much ash one shoe vhaS
N in my shop 10 be liked o"p,
IN und l vhas 50 % hard oop do,
believe | shall Shump into der
river. Before do SO. however. light
my pipe und walk out for Il lcctle
while 10 think. think und think und
think. uud when vhaS home again |
yhas all K. q. Dot evenings paint
me a sign und hang her in der win
dow. She vhaS big letters. und she
reads:
"Notice.-DiS vhaS to warn all poets
TO keep AWAY from me und bring me
no work. Took notice und act ac-
cordinglN"
My wife can't make it ont und asks
me some questions. but say nottinSS
und 20 TO bed Early in der morning
dot leet,c German tailor comes in und
looks around und says my pceSness
vhaS busted all 10 smash und | vhaS
a ruined man. | keep still und say
nottingS. He vhaS ShuSt gone AWAY