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Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-11-01
COULDN'T BELIEVE HIS EYES.

The professor was dining out and
had drunk several glasses of port He
did not know this wines extraordinary
strength. and in all innocence he took
too much. When he rose to leave the
table his legs. to his dismay, tottered
and the room seemed to sway slightly.
The Mortified professor got to the
parlor in safety. He sat down in the
most distant corner, but soon his young
hostess, leading a maid who carried
her two beautiful twin babies came to
him for his appreciation.
The professor sat up very erect. He
gazed at the twins classify. Then he
articulated carefully, in a hoarse, thick
voice. What a bonny little child"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-11-01
WHY SHE DID l1.

why did she marry Fiddleback?"
Because she was in love with an
other man, and the man was in love
with another girl, and the girl was in
love with Fiddleback. 1t was the only
way she could get even with the other
girl, you see"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-11-01
INFORMATION FOR THE VICAR.

The Vfcar-I haven't noticed little
Willie in Sunday school lately, Mrs.
Brown.
Mrs. Brown-No. EUR. e bin an
taken a positive dislike to the new
curate 1t be summit dreadful the
way e do go on about i'm.
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4 GOOD EXCUSE.

A GOOD EXCUSE.
Nxasperated Purchaser ~ Didn't you
guarantee that this parrot would re-
psat every word he heard
Bird Dealer-Certainly did!
"But he don't repeat q single word
HE repeats every word he hears, but
he never hears any. He Is as deaf as
. post!"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-11-01
A SINISTER HOPE.

A contemporary informs us in regard
to ladies' dress that the train is COM.
ing into vogue again. We are sorry to
hear this. and we hope men will put
their foot down on it.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-11-01
BY A SQUEEZE.

Philadelphia Girl Ito q Montana
guest Dis 1t true that girl in your
state was Rugged to death by a grizzly
bear7
mot quite. The girl won in the first
sound"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-11-01
ADAPTABLE.

Labor Exchange Clerk-what are
you?
Seedy Applicant used to be a
roller flag wager. but am open to
take up any post that promises an
equal amount of responsibility and
danger.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-11-01
UTTERLY UNsELFlsH.

Mistress-Do you think his love for
you is unselfish7
Maid-Perfectly, m'rn Only last
night he let me sit so long on his knee
that he walked lame for ten minutes.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1910-11-01
THE ANSWER.

The Orator. arsk yer. Wot is this
life we old so dear? Soon I'll be lying
with me forefathers.
The voice-An' givin' them points at
tho game too!
The gold leaf., 1910-09-29
Working Together.
Wilson Times.

Wilson Times.
The holders of the repudiated
North Carolina bonds are filling this
State with circulars appealing to the
people to allow themselves to see
their way clear to pay the bonds that
they purchased for a song. The TACT
that the circulars are issued about
the time of the return of Marian But
ler to the State, ex-senator and lead
er of the people in the days that are
gone. is sufficient indication that the
bond holders and the aforesaid But
ler are working in conjunction these
days of grace and during a campaign
in which Butler declares that the con-
troll of the Legislature is the para
mount issue to save the State from
the Democrats.
IF Mr.. Butler should succeed in cap
uring the Legislature. and thus sue
ceed in collecting the bonds for which
he is promised nice commission, he
will accomplish considerable.
The people, however, are on to his
little game. They will hardly allow
themselves to be converted either
through Mr.. Buffers, or the appeal
of the holders of the bonds, to allow
a foreclosure sale just to please either
of these parties who would sacrifice
the property of the people of the
State to serve their own selfish inter-
ests and make money thereby.
We can understand some things,
but we have never yet been able to
understand how any one can follow
the lead of a man who traded his
party and then tried to sell his people
to the bond-hOlders of New York,
when these same followers would sui
fer in the same proportion with the
rest OF US, should he triumph in his
nefarious schemes.
The following appeal, taken from
the circular of the bond-holders, is
certainly touching:
''It is apparent to the genuine
friends of North Carolina that she
now possesses an historic oppOr-
tunity to recover herposition among
the advanced and prosperous COM
mon wealths Of the country. Or she
may relegate herself to the rank OF
minor and discredited communities
seeking in vain for financial resource
TO develop her natural advantages
through public and private enter
prises. The general prosperity OF the
nation has to some extent dragged
North Carolina in it's wake despite
the impolicy of her course; but North
Carolinians need only look around
them at the physical evidences OF
backwardness to be assured that the
State has not kept pace with sur
rounding communities. With her
geographical position, her natural
resources. and her virile population,
North Carolina should be in the van
guard of American States. That she
does not occupy this position is due
in great part to the mistaken atti-
tude that she assumed some years
ago, at a period OF political passion.
in reference to her public debt"
The gold leaf., 1910-09-29
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 20.
BLOT ON VIRGINIA'S FAIR NAME

Tom Dixon Denounces Spectaciesof OF
Negro Presiding Over a Body of
White Men at Republican ConVen-
tIon at Newport News, Speech B.
tween Acts of His Play. 1.-The Sins
of the Father, "at Academy ofr1usic
in Richmond.
! Richmond, Va, Sept. 24.-The spec
tacle of a negro presiding over a
BODY of white men at the Republican
convention in Newport News this
week was made the subject OF a SEN
sational speech by Thomas Dixon
this evening at the Academy OF Music
between the acts OF ''The Sins OF the
Father" 1t was listened to by Gov
ernor Mann, who sat in stage box,
and an immense audience, including
the leaders in Richmond's social cir
cies, all OF whom vehemently ap-
plauded Mr.. Dixon's remarks. Alter
thanking his hearers Tor the natter,
ing reception that had been tendereh
to his play. the noted author ianhch-
ed into q vigorous criticism OF the
Newport News convention. 1t was
blot. he said, on the fair name OF VIZ
ginia. He could not believe lt pos
sible that a body of Virginia WhlCe
men would sink to such a depth OF
degradation. What would become OF
the South's most honored traditions
if such revolving exhibitions were per,
mitted to continue? He was gao
that those heroes who had fought
and died for white supremacy were
not alive today to witness the dis-
grace that had fallen on the pure
name of the Old Dominion. Inc
newspapers hads printed the news
under scare headlines. announcing
the world that here in Virginia
convention of white men had bowed
their cringling necks before a black
politician. Mr.. Dixon contended
that he had brought "The Sins of
the Father" to Virginia at an OPP
perfume moment. It's mission was
to point a finger warningly and uner-
ringly at the hideous evils that we're
masked by the Newport News con
vention. The play was An object
lesson against any racial interfusion,
either bv blood or socially or politi-
calIy. He hoped as it would awaken
the South and the whole country to
the impending danger.
The gold leaf., 1910-09-29
The Yield of the Year.

For years it has been the policy of
the National Magazine to keep close
to the fundamentals of the nations
greatness, and of these the prosperity
Of country and farm life is greatest.
TO get every possible angle on the
crop situation this year the governors
OF every State were written or tele-
graphed to individually, for their
own personal resume of the situation,
and by mite wire or letter, from
State Capitol, recreation camp of the
mOmentarily important strategic
campaign point, have come the letters
of the governors telling of the crop
conditions and prospects. More
weight is gaining each year in that
phrase" Governors like a fourth
department in the evolution of our
government, the more mutual, fra
ternal, concerted actions OF our gov
ernOrs are influencing the national
policy. There is II certain gratifica-
tiOn i'll further formulating this pro-
crossing idea in national affairs.
The readers OF the National for Oc-
tober are getting the report of the
yield of the Year" by the Governors
of the United States.
The gold leaf., 1910-09-29
HaziDg Not Stopped at This College.

Lafayette, Iud., Sept. 24.-C. c.
Gillian, OF kendallville, is dying and
more than score of other students
at Purdue University are seriously in
jured and in hospitals today as re-
suit of the annual tank fight" which
took place last night.
One thousand members of the
freshmen and sophomore classes took
part in the scrap. After an hour, the
freshmen had the second year men
defeated and bound with chains.
Then they took them to the athletic
field here, where the vanquished wera
painted many colors and forced to
go through all the antics that the
fertile brains of the students could
evolve
This Is the first time in seventeen
years that the freshmen have won
the contest
The gold leaf., 1910-09-29
Things That Joe King Thinks.
Durham Herald

Durham Herald
The safest way out of it for Mr..
Taft would be to do what he believes
to be right and let the results take
care Of themselves.
And suppose you vote for a mem
Der OF the Legislature who say she is
opposed to prohibition, what could
he do il he got there?
When d party puts what it con
siders a vote-catcher plank in its
platform it is sign OF weakness in
the platform as a whole
OF course, that self-gover nment
plank was intended IA Il vOte-c atcher
and some OF them do not pretend
that it is anything else.
Good, bad or Indifferent, the pro-
hibition law was passed by vote OF
the people and it would be foolish
legislature that would monkey with
it.
Tn, Democratic party would per-
hap4 not denv that it is largely re-
sponsible for Statewide prohibition,
if you want to vote against Just for
thnt.
Ii the average political speaker
does not know any more about the
tariff than the rest Of us it is just as
we'll that they have little to say
about it.
1t will be impossible to keep a mem
ber in Congress any length OF time as
long as he has to defeat every other
lawyer in the district for the nOmina-
tiOn every two years.
And the bankers are Disseminated
against in another way. They are
allowed to charge only six per cent
on loans while the lawyers who make
the laws charge anywhere from ten to
twenty.
As IL matter of fact the Democratic
party will lose votes because OF its
stand on the prohibition question,
but this was to have been expected
and there is no occasion to become
frightened over it.
II the people OF IL community will
not see to it that the prohibition law
is enforced they have no business to
blame it on the law II the law was
enforced and then proved failure it
would be time to do something.
There is hardly a section anywhere
that there are not farmers who ex-
pect to get from fifty to seventy-five
bushels Of corn to the acre, and at
this rate it will not be long before
there will be few who will be satisfied
making only fifteen or twenty.
1t would OF course be good thing
if the pistOl-toting habit could be
abolished by law, but as this seems
an impOssibility, it would be just as
we'll for the law to make an example
OF those who use the pistol with dead
ly effect
The Republicans in the Fourth dis
trict endorsed a man for Congress
who has never pretended to be any
thing else but Democrat, and yet in
this county they could not lay poll
ties aside and support a man who
had helped largely in the making OF
the town.
The gold leaf., 1910-09-29
Bottled Wine.

Virginia Dare qts......... ...-........ a..
st. Estephe qts..................... -
st. Julean qts................-...... o..
Virginia Claret qts .....-.........
Imperial sherry Wine years old a'- :. 4.
Domestic qts................-..---.-.... ,,.
Alcohol best grade l qt... :.
Minnehaha qts..............-......... q.
Pocahontas 4 qts.....................
Imperial Blackberry qts.... ~
Scupp.rnong qts...........-.---...-.. a.
6 prS = aus - --.-------.... IS
blackberry Brandy qts ..-.... ,fa
Extra Dry Mumm's 4 dts ...-....
n. B. gallon corn whiskey lJn pTo'' > : /;
jug F. o. B. here............-............
The gold leaf., 1910-09-29
A Man OF Iron Nerve,

lndomitahie will and tremendous energy
ar" never found where stomach, Liver. Kid
neys and Bowels are out of order. If YOU
want these qualities and the success they
bring. use DR.. Kings New Life Pills the
matchesS regulators, for keen brain and
strong body. 25c at Melville Dorsey's drug
store.
The gold leaf., 1910-09-29

Don't risk eren one single penny!i
And viii tell you Why say this.
Its because evesy package OF Dr.. Shops
medicine IS absolutely free II 1t fails.
No one need risk even one single penny.
Just think what this means to the suffering
No risk. nq1Ipsnse nothing whatever un.
less health frg r6furnS For 20 full days. and
without the rtxcoa afiIss penny, you can use
fsssa Of Ry ssSedS se9SD
Then why take any chance whateyer7
Why purchase any medicine tohose
maker dare not back it Just as I do by
this remarkable ofers
Ny NO k1DHsspayVpH ha: made DR..
no m tss ss.n.s lsad x5aSsf Ssk ks1s we take
For twenty years DR.. Shops medicines have
become thorough bly, ndardized all over America.
lbe d4asssts village hna sRsTs
sssss .sIss'sd e sGsis 1asis a's
But write me first for an order.
have an agent in almost every commun-
ity-but all druggists are not authorized to grant
the 30 day test
So drop me q line. please-aad thus save all
tisa2pointments and delays.
as you would your home physician. Do so freely
anu fully-if you desire. Ny advice and the book
below are yours-and without cost. Perhaps Q
li.inent. have helped thousands upon thousands
by ny private prescription or personal advice
pl..i.
Besides the books viii open up new and
helpful ideas to you They tell of my 30 years ex.
s All is n snd ee are tos Of
here. They ~ bfS-gsf NdSTi inside nerve"
no larger thal 1silken Ghse:.9 E1at gives to the
Heart its impulse. How the Stomach and Kidney
each have their inside power nerve. How
these organs surely falter when these controlling
or master nerveS65sIn to fail; How DR.. Shops
and rebuiids and Eitsf1sASJ restores the lost
tone and powdSI cah snreE< help you-if It is
within the power of med,stfle to do so. Ny best
effort is surely worth youE simple request So write
now. while it is fresh r>mind. fop tomorrow
never comes DR.. Shoop. Box u. Racine. Wis.
Which Boot Shall Send Youf
No. l On Dyspepsia No. For Women
No. On the Heart Nc. 5 For Men
No. 8 On the Kidneys No. 6 Jn i.heumatisIn
The gold leaf., 1910-09-29
WEYMANN SENDS SYMPATHY

Harry Weymann, the American
aviator, who made two unsuccessful
attempts in the Brig MILAN race to-
day, sent a telegram OF sympathy to
CHAVEZ. Much sympathy is isexpressed
here Tor Weymann, who made a last
and desperate effort to win the race
alter hearing that Chavez had met
with an accident. He managed to
climb over the Resti shoulder, but
finding that the aeroplane was in
capable of flying higher he returned
to Brig and alighted.
The gold leaf., 1910-09-29

clever, popular Candy Cold Cure Tablet
called Preventics-is being dispensed by
druggists everywhere. In a few hours,
PreVentics, are said to break any cold-com-
Pietely And Preventics being so safe and
toothsome, are very fine for children No
Quinine, no laxative, nothing harsh nor sick.
emng. Box of 3S-25c. Sold at The Para
gon, II E. Thrower, Proprietor.
The gold leaf., 1910-09-29
Safe Medicine for Children.

Foleys Honey and Tar is safe and effect
i've medicine for children as it does not CON
tam oplates or harmful drugs. Get only the
genuine Foleys Honey and Tar in the yellow
package. Sold by all druggists
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1910-08-12

WHEREAS. Il has pleased Almighty
Providence ia rs divine wisdom 70 re
move from our midst oul valued friend
and fellow towHsmal. Alexander Young.
and
WHEREAS. In Ms death the Terri
tory Of Hawaii has lost wise bene-
factor ana one Of Is most esteemed
and rubllc-sp.-;ted citizens, and
WHEREAS. The late Mr.. Alexander
Young was Tor many wears prominent
member II this Chamber:
NOW THEREFORE. BE IT RE
SOLVED. That the Honolulu Chamber
III Commerce. n session duly convened,
loes hereby express Us deep sorrow and
regret a. The great loss which has been
sustained in the death If Mr.. Alexander
Young, and its deep sympathy for his
widow and family.
land BE IT FURTHER RESOLN-
ED That the Secretary he instructed
l. spread this resolution on the minute
book of the Chamber. and 10 transmit a
copy Of the same 70 the family Of the
deceased -
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Loves Bakery
1884 Nuuanu Street.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE
FIRST CIRCUIT, TERRITORY OF
HAWAII. AT CHAMBERS IN
PROBATE
No. 1888.
In the Matter Of the Estate of Wilhelm
Kuhlmann, Deceased

On reading and fling the petition OF
Wilhelm KuhlmaDn, Of La hama al
leging that Wilhelm Kuhlmann, Of Ho-
nolulu, died intestate at Honolulu on
the End day of August, A d. 1910.
leaving property within the jurisdiction
Of this Court necessary TO be administ
cred upon, and praying hat Letters Of
Administration issue 10 BISHOP
TRUST COMPANY, LIMITED.
1t is Ordered, That MONDAY the
18TH day Of September, 4. d. 1910. at
10 clock d m, be and hereby is ap-
pointed for hearing said petition in the
courtroom Of this Court in the Judi
eiary Building in the City and County
q Honolulu, at which time and place all
parsons concerned may appear and show
cause, If any they have, Why said peti-
t.on should not be granted
Dated, Honolulu, August i, 1910.
b. order Of the Court:
j. A. THOMPSON.
Clerk, Circuit Court, First Circuit
Holmes, Stanley & Olson for the peti
tioner. s734-Aug, ;, y. 70. &c:
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TERRITORY OF HAWAII.
Treasurer S Office, Honolulu, Oahu

In re Dissolution Of The City Market,
Limited.
Whereas. The City Market, Limited,
a CORPORATION established and existing
under and by virtue Of the laws Of the
Territory OF Hawaii. has pursuant to
law in such eases made and provided
duly fled in this office, a petition for
the dissolution of the said corporation,
together with a certificate thereto an
neXed as required by law.
Now. therefore. notice is hereby given
to any and all persons that have been
or are now interested in any manner
whatsoever in the said corporation, that
objections to the granting OF the said
petition must be filed in this office on or
before y o clock noon Of October 10.
1910. and that any person OF persons
desiring to be heard thereon must be in
attendance at the office Of the under
signed, in the Executive Building, Ho-
noluiu. at u 0 clock noon Of said dav.
t. show cause, il any. why said peti-
ti0n should not be granted.
u. l.. CONkLING.
Treasurer, Territory Of Hawaii.
Honolulu. July %. 1910.
S-&4-Aug. >. j. 10. %. Sept >. 9. Is.
%. 80. Oct. :.
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Description of Property Covered by
Said Mortgage to be Sold

l. All that certain piece or parcel of
land situate at Haiku. Island Of Kauai,
described as Royal Patent 3699, Land
Commission Award 1888 to Kuanoa.
> All that certain piece or parcel Of
land situate at Haiku, Island of Kauai,
aforesaid. described as Royal Patent
1861. Land Commission Award 1888 TO
keakjnau.
,. All Of those certain pieces or par
GELS of land situate at Haiku. Island
Of Kauai. aforesaid. described as Royal
Patent 37>3. Land Commission Award
3422. TO Pakana.
All Of the above described premises
having been conveyed to me, the said
mortgagor. by Maria Apau, et al. by
deed dated July Is. le>5, and recorded
i'm the Registry Office, Oahu. in Liher
-. pages 3d. and &33
j. one CD fuIl share or interest in
and 10 the Hui Alma Of Nainiha. aS
conveyed 10 me, the sand mortgagor, by
deed dated August ~. 1895.
s146-Aug. l.. 10. %. Sept.
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TERRITORY OF HAWAII.
Treasurer's ONCE, Honolulu, Oahu
In re Dissolution of the Hawaii Ditc h
Company, Limited

In re Dissolution of the Hawaii Ditch
Company, limited
Whereas, The Hawaii Ditch Company.
Limited, corporation established and
existing under and by virtue of the
ts~s of the Territory OF Hawaii, mas
pursuant to law in such eases made and
provided, duly filed in this office. a peti-
.ion for The dissolution of the said cor
poration, together with 4 certificate
thereto annexed as required by law.
Nav, therefore, notice is hereby given
~ any and all persons that have been
or are now interested IN any manner
whatsoever in the said corporation, shat
objections TO the granting of the said
Yetition must be filed in this office on or
before - o clock noon of October 10.
1910. and that any person or persons
desiring TO be heard thereon must he IN
attendance at the Office of The under
signed. in the Executive Building, ho-
nomn. at - clock noon of said day,
TO show cause, if any, why sad peu-
ion should not he granted.
ID. l.. CONKLING.
Treasurer, Territory Of Hawan.
Honolulu, July %. 1910
s-34-Aug. ). u. 10. %, Sept. :, y, 10
%, 80, Oct. ].
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
S, @. Wilder L. Company, Limited.

Notice is hereby given that s. G.
WILDER & COMPANY, LIMITED, an
Hawaiian corporation, has been dis
solved, and that the HAWAIIAN
TRUST COMPANY, LIMITED, Of Ho-
nolulu, has been appointed trustee for
the creditors and stock holders Of said
corporation by orders Of D. l. Conk-
ling, Treasurer Of the Territory Of Ha-
wam, made on the 18th day Of July,
1910. All creditors Of the said s. G.
Wilder & Company, Limited, are there
fore notified to present their claims to
the undersigned, the said trustee Of
said s. G. Wilder & Company, Limited,
st its office on Fort street, Honolulu.
Territory of Hawaii, within ninety DAYS
from July % (Which date is the date
Of the first publication Of this notice.
AL claims not so presented shall be
forever barred.
Dated Honolulu, July p, 1910
HAWAIIAN TRUST COMPANY,
LIMITED.
]. r. GAIT. Treas.
Trustee for the Creditors and Stock.
holders of S G. Wilder & Company,
Limited
s722-July %, 20, Aug ), Il, "a
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MORTGAGES NOTICE OF INTEN
TON TO FORECLOSE AND OF
SALE

Notice is hereby given that under the
power OF sale contained in that certain
mortgage made by Mitchell Kalama to
William Sayidge, Trustee, dated the
9Th day Of January, 1909, and recorded
In the Registry Office, Oahu, in Iiber
800 on pages 342 344. the said William
Savid4e, Trustee. MORTGAGE. intends 10
f0reclo-e the same for conditions bro
ken. to wit. the nonpayment OF the
principal and interest due on the prom
issorv note and debt secured thereby.
Notice i likewise given that after
the expiration Of twentyone days from
the date OF the first publication of this
notice. to wit, on Saturday. the Bird day
Of September. 1910. at u o clock noon
OF said day. the property covered by
said mortgage will be sold at Public
Auction at the Auction Rooms Of
James F. Morgan. kaahumanu Street,
Honolulu. T. II.
Terms OF sale, cash. Deeds at the
expense Of purchaser.
For further particulars apply to W.
s. Edings, attorney for mortgagee
WILLIAM SANIDGE.
Trustee.
Dated Honolulu. July L., 1910.