The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-04-08
HOLY ROLLER
IN DEFENSE
Continued from Page one.)


for it is wonderful how this is alb
sorbed by brain Cor rather absorbs
the brain) a bit of morphine & some
thing to wash it down helps vivify
Cor villify) matters.
Next after supplying the above re-
quisite secure some copies Jessie
James, Nick Carter G. Diamond Dick
in the Ozarks (or Noa's Ark or the
Arabian Knights, then lock them all
up in room together e let all an
xiety drop from your mind for it al
ways works, never been a failure yet.
For special details like the clues
you want to produce, if its a priest
hugging a girl why just squander a
few nickles at some of the post card
stores most any direction from Hotel
& Fort SITS, and you can get most any
variety of suggestion you want, Hula
Hula, Sailors hugging, kissing & per-
forming other SOLDERING stunts, of
course the sailor don't put up a kick
but the priest does, the plain reason
for this is that the Sailor pleads
guilty and the priest don't.
Young lads, girls & school children
in general who attend the picture
shows can be seen looking at these in
the windows, of course if Mr.. Rose
would arise to the occasion he might
get busy on this line but of course
he is not likely to get hand out for
cleaning up the morals of picture pos
tails, or of priests either.
If you desire to operate along the
temperance line just change the pos
tails for ones with sports and chorus
girls doing the high kick in abbre-
waited clothes & the reporter can
place these around the room while he
dopes the DOPE then hurry around to
an art store secure a picture (Which
you will find in most any such store)
having a groupe of big fat besotted-
looking fellows in it with layers CT
fat bullying from their anatomy pro-
miscuously, dressed in long gowns
and down in wine cellar with beer
mugs on the table G a pipe or two
or yet one of same description in
which a statue of nude figure is
being critisized by several of the
above individuals. I've seen one in
which the person under scrutiny was
painted life size e minus a gauze veil
even, it was printed in a real ma
gazine & circulated broadcast over
| the land too, & I never heard of the
Catholics or deputy sheriff getting up
a bluff to try and scare them from
publishing it either.
Then after securing this production
of art make an engraving of it print
1t on card, caption 1t '"Why are so
many saloon keepers & bar tenders
Catholics" send them around to Ca
tholics and then quietly get sock
full of swill & send it up to the re-
porter in the room with the done e.
he will splatter it all over the Holy
Rollers, frantic, frenzied, freakish,
feVered, wild, fanatics, scattering IL +
terature against Catholicism in an en-
deavor to wipe out the rum traffic.
After introducing the LIST G. End de-
grees of this hair raising sensation e !
seeing how it stirrs the population to /
the very core, e keeps the tourist
buying papers (till the steamer brings
real ones from the land of the living) !
you will see that the poor little no
account Rollers have not been plac-
ing suite for libel or getting out an
injunction & the populace is warned
so that they will not get anywhere |
near them, then climax it all with a
great big headline in red ink (you
can print these ahead when press
room is not busy & a. cartoon of
Holy Rollers sacrificing children TO
the fire god on top of PunchbowI,
while they perform weird dances min
gled with the screams of dying infants
tortured in the flames, & the Holy
Roller yell (much like foot ball
yell on college grounds) screaming &
tearing out their hair (all except bald
headed LEADER waiting for Halleys
comet to plunge the goddess people OF,
Honolulu into perdition.
You see how easily this goes from
one step to another & can ASSURE
you that it works fine for I've seen it
palmed off & the unsuspecting public
in more than one place. Last time
remember was in Monrovia, Cal,
the town was all in for news & the
reporter on the verge of nervous col
lapse, the deputy sheriff wanted to go
on a hunting trim while he still drew