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Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1910-06-15

The Nearest He Ever Came to 10.
Colonel" she asked, ''have you ever
been up In balloons"
mo" he answered, but / got to
talking art to a Boston lady once, and
she had me away up In the air inside
Of two minutes. Exchange.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1910-06-15

Method goes far to prevent trouble n
business. for It makes the task easy,
binders confusion. saves abundance Of
time and instructs those that have
business depending what to do and
what to hope.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1910-06-15

shall tell you secret. Mr.. Blackr'
asked little boy. my sister Louisa
II to be engaged to your brother.
Even your brother hasn't been told
yet"
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1910-06-15

surgents, Ballinger-Pinchot,C Cook Peary
and forty-seven different kinds Of In
vestigations the sound of the voice that
has been smothered SO long in the Az
rican jungles will bring back feeling
OF mother and home.
Already there Is a dental CLEAN
across the Atlantic. and fresh snap
and vivacity are in the air. Teddy Is
coming home! Get the old bass drum
down from the attic, pull the bunting
from the closet under the stairway
and take ont your vocal apparatus and
dust it OF The Teddy bear Is once
more In fashion, the big stick IS wav-
ing In the breeze, and the spear that
knows no brother is glistening In the
sun. The trust busters march need
no longer be played with the soft
pedal Throw back the lid, stand on
the loud one and come down on all
the keys at once Bang! There-thats
better! What a relief 1t Is to do 1t In
the good old wayl
Wall Street Not Celebrating.
What about the pessimlsts who pre-
dicted that the coiohei was certain 10
get African fever or the sleeping SICK
ness and those other wan street propn-
cts who hoped that every lion would
do its duty? They are all talking
small now. Did they Imagine that any
thing In Africa could Withstand the
Roosevelt luck? What good are wan
street prophets anyway MOST OF
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1910-06-15

Jack-My grandfather had q very
fine collection Of silver. which he be-
queathed to my father on the condi-
ton that 1t should always remain In
the family. Ethel-Then you have 1t
still? Jack-Well-er-my uncle has 1t.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1910-06-15
Parts Of Speech.

Teacher-Thomas. what are the parts
Of speech?
Tommy Tucker (after an exhaustive
mental effort)-It's the way man
talks when he shutters.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1910-06-15
His Suspicions Aroused.

Reggie-I hear you've broken 1t all
on with Edna. Archie-I should say
30. That pet parrot Of hers is all the
time saying. kiss me again, Jack"
That isn't my name. you know.-Lip-
pincott's.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1910-06-15
copyright. 1910. by American Press Asso-
ciatiopl

ZEN Colonel Theo-
dore Roosevelt. fau-
nal naturalist. col
lege lecturer a nd
FIRST citizen. steams
up New York bay
on June ls he will
be met by n recep-
ton committee Of
all the noises that
ever have been and
some others that
are manufactured
for the occasion. A
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1910-06-15

WHAT EVERYBODY OUGHT TO KNOW
That Foley Kidney Pills contain Just the in
gradients necessary to tone, strengthen and
regulate the action of the kidneys and blad-
der. q. A. PARcHER
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1910-06-15


these acoustic disturbances would look
something as follows:
Crack! Boom! Toot-toot! Hurrayl
Has anybody here seen Teddy? Three
cheers, Followed by three cheers
and several more.) What's the mat.
ter with oh. you Teddy! Siss-
boom, T-o-o-o-o-t! whoop! Wow!
Roosevelt forever. He's coming!
Ye-e-eh-o-o-o! Bling! Bang! Tump.e-
tump-tump. ow-ow-ow. Hurray for
Teddy! Hoop-la! Hail to the chief!
My country. It's loot. Boom!
Crash.
Raise this to the nth power. then
prolong 1t indefinitely. and you viii
have the beginning of hint Of what
will happen on this noisiest of days.
1t viii be wonder. Everybody win
be In New York that day either in
person or by proxy. And everybody
that Is at all vociferous viii be max
ing some kind Of sounds. Most Of
these sounds will be loud--at least as
loud as their authors can contrive.
The din thereof viii have New Years
night and the Fourth OF July rolled
into one and then have enough noise
left over to supply a large and busy
collection OF boiler factories
Twenty Thousand In Line.
The official program of the Roosevelt
reception in New York catalogues the
event somewhat as follows: The en-
tire reception committee. headed by
Chairman Vanderbilt. win steam down
the bay TO meet the Auguste Victoria
on Saturday morning. June IS. IL
Will take the colonel aboard and re-
turn to the Battery with all the craft
following that can possibly get in line.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1910-06-15
An Order Could a. Filled.

Customer dn Boston restaurant,--
Waiter. have you any fried cells? Wait
er-We have eels. sir. and they are
susceptible of being fried.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1910-06-15
The Better Scheme.

The man who knows just what he
wants Is bound to be successful"
mot half SO much as the man who
knows how to get what he wants."~
Cleveland Leader.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1910-06-15

Persevering mediocrity IL much
more respectable and unspeakably
more useful than talented Inconsistency.
Hamilton.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1910-06-15

RECENT SNAPSHOT OF COLONEL Roosx-
WELT.
. shadow Of my former self. That II the
way with most of those who come down
into this country. which Is no place for
white man. We go bad We waste away.
But look at this Mr.. Roosevelt. Isn't he
= wonderr
Here at home we who have known
him all his life and who are Of all
shades OF political opinion concerning
him must echo that sentiment-isn't
he 4 wonder?
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-08-25
WILL BE MADE
annual AFFAIR
HOME COMING AT ROCkLAND
YESTERDAY A BIG SUCCESS,
MANY FORMER RESI-
DENTS ATTENDING.

The bid settlers reunion at Rock
land, Ontonagon county yesterday
was an entire success I'm every way.
About 80 people left Calumet over the
special Mineral Range train. and these
were joined by about 100 more from
other points.
Roclxland was in gala attire. All of
the stores were closed and the BUSH
nessmen and clerks took a holiday.
The town was decorated with bunting
and flags of welcome, and the old set
tiers and their friends were met at the
Rockland depot by a number of auto
mobiles and carriages which were used
throughout the day in conveying the
visitors to old and familiar scenes and
points OF interest
The flag Welcome to Rockland,"
was freely displayed. and on leaving
flags and bunting were displayed bear
ing the words, Goodbye, come
again"
1t is probable that the home coming
at Rockland will be made an annual
affair. those back of the movement be-
ing highly pleased at the success Of
the first reunion.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-08-25
PROGRAM FOR BAND CONCERT.
Fine Concert to be Given by c. & n
Band at Electric Park.

The following program has been
prepared by the G. q III. band for
the concert to be given at the Elec-
trio park next Sunday afternoons:
March, Midnight Special" Lin
coin.
Overture, "Tambour de Garde," Till
Valse Suite, "Nourhalma," Barnard.
Cavalry Charge, (descriptive) Lud-
ers.
Selection from the Prima Donna,
Victor Herbert.
(a) Flower Song, Alpine Rose, Lin
coin.
OBJ Intermezzo. Pony Maid Lin
coin.
1ntermission.
overture. Wanderers Yell" Suppe
Selection from Prince of Pilsen,'
Ludcrs.
Sercnadc from Harlequin's Millions
Dcrgo.
Rural Celebration descriptive of
celebration in country town.
Tone pictures of the North and
South, BendiX.
March, Battle Royal" Jewell.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-08-25

De Carlo, head of the Italian Pres
byterian mission i'm Detroit, and or
Ganizer of the Italian mission of the
Calumet Presbyterian church. from a
three months tour through Italy A
large number of Detroit Italians ten
dered banquet 10 their pastor upon
his return from Italy and the affair
proved a very pleasant one. addresses
being given by a number of promi-
nent friends. In remarks made at this
banquet, Rev. De Carlo expressed
pleasure in being at home again. and
said that he would much rather live
here than I'm Italy. He spoke of his
trip, which was lecture tour under
the auspices of the Waldensans, the
protestant church of the peninsula,
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-08-25

cormack, during the absence of Miss
NJ. Mattson.
Justice Fisher welded William j.
Roberts and Emma Williams. both
of Tamarack, in his office Tuesday
evening. Both the groom and bride
are well known residents.
Mrs. George Jacka and Master Paul
and Miss Stella Jacka are expected
home today from Milwaukee and Da-
rien, Wis, where they have been
spending the past month.
The death occurred this morning of
the infant child of Mr.. and Mrs. Geo.
Hambly of the Florida location. The
funeral took place this afternoon, with
interment I'm Lake View cemetery.
Miss Kate Mattson, stenographer i'm
tn law office of Galbraith and Nc
Cormack, will leave shortly for a visit
TO Duluth, New York Mills and other
Minnesota points, where she will
spend two or three weeks.
l.. +. Lawrence of the firm OF
Schneider d Lawrence. recently re-
ceived notice from the Everglade
Land Sales company of Chicago, of
his promotion as general agent for
the sale of the company's lands To-
Gated in southern Florida.
Street Commissioner Jacka is rails
ing the ground at the extreme north
end of Fifth street. close to the Cop
per Range railroad, by dumping cart
loads of dirt there, and also filling
in with rock. This particular piece
OF ground is inclined to be soggy,
and the filling i'm process will make
the ground more substantial
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-08-25
IN THE JUSTICE COURTS.

The examination of Albert Dutem-
pie of Hancock, charged with embez-
zling money from the Metropolitan
Insurance company. will be conclud-
cd i'm Justice Fishers court today. The
case was heard one week ago, when
testimony in the case was taken.
Today the testimony will be read and
signed by the witnesses.
The final examination of James G.
Curto, charged with embezzlement,
will take place in Justice Fishers
court tomorrow. The testimony which
has been transcribed, will be read over
and signed by the witnesses.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-08-25
TAMARAcK NEWS NOTES.

MISS NllS iliS utfIi itilpNtd iiblh
the Tamarack hospital to her home "
Laurium, after a successful opera
ton.
Milton Anderson is enjoying n
few days visit at Eagle Harbor as
guest of the HosIing family.
Mrs. Mary Roberts and Mrs. Albert
Victor visited at the home of Mrs.
Charles Little of Hurontown this
week
James Cane and Zeph Gourd have
returned home after a ten days visit
at Detroit ana other cities.
Chris Anderson has resumed his
duties with the Tamarack Mining Co.
after being idle for the past week
because of an injured finger.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Cornish, Jr..
and Mr. and Mrs. Edward Pengclly
visited friends at East Houghton Sun
day.
Howard Billings returned to his
home i'm Ishpeming last Friday after
spending the past two months with
his brother at Tamarack.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-08-25
LOCAL BRIEFS
PER SONALS

Alex. Senter and Joseph Usire have
gone to Walsenberg. Colo, to reside.
Albert Richards has gone to Globe,
Ariz., where he will take position.
Mrs. James Chapman attended the
settlers reunion at Rockland yestcr-
day.
Mrs. e. c. Lewis has returned from
Iowa city, Ia, after an extensive
visit.
Miss Jean Anthony is visiting with
the Kellan family at Mandan for "A
few days.
Mrs. l.. r. Hayward of Fayette. Ia,
arrived in Calumet yesterday to visit
friends.
Paul p. Roehm went to Rockland
yesterday to attend the old settlers
reunion.
Harry Clemens has left for Osh-
kosh, Wis, where he has secured en-
ployment.
Mrs. Nick Baiseon and family
leave today for Lead city, S. d., to
join Mr.. Baiseon.
Mrs. Ed. Stimsen and son, Edward,
have returned to Detroit. after Wis
iting friends here.
DR. A. T. Laberge left today for
eastern points, where he will spend
the next three weeks.
Mr. and Mrs. William Richard have
left for Cornwall, England, where
they expect to remain.
Misses Libbie Dave and Mildred
Osborne have returned from a two
weeks trip down the lakes.
Mrs. William Jacka and family re-
turned yesterday from Eagle River,
where they have been spending the
summer.
Thomas D. Meads and wife have
returned from Rockand, where they
attended the reunion of former resi-
dents.
Mrs. f. fostering of Pine street,
returned yesterday from Milwaukee.
where she spent the past three weeks
visiting friends.
Thomas w. Smith, superintendent
of the Mineral Range road, went to
Rockland yesterday, to attend the old
settlers reunion.
Mr.. and Mrs. /. Oppenheim of Sag
nav. who have been visiting Mr.. and
Mrs. Alex. Levin, of Sixth street, have
returned home.
Mrs. ID. Il. Rice is spending few
days at Michigamme visiting with
friends. Mr. Rice is also visiting in
the iron country.
Secretary Westermann and Physical
Director Sherwood of the Y. NJ. c. A.,
ana a party of friends went under
ground today at the wolverine mine.
Miss NJ. Chapman has accepted "A
temporary position of stenographer i'm
the law offices of GaSbraith and Nc
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-08-25
YOUNG MEN WANTED.
Government Pays Railway Mail Clerk
$500 to $1,000 a Year.

Free Scholarships are offered.
Uncle Sam holds examinations for
railway mail clerk, postoflice clerk or
carrier custom house and departmental
clerks. Prepare at once for the COM
irg examinations.
The job is for life: hours are short,
salary twice monthly and vacation. To
any young man who has energy enough
to answer, this Is the opportunity Of
a lifetime.
Thousands of appointments are to
be made. Common school education is
all you need; city and country people
nave equal chance. Start TO prepare
now-free information. Free scholar
ships this month. Write Immediately
TO Central Schools, Dept. 255. Rochcs-
ter, n. Y.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-08-25
ARE CLEARING THE WAY.
Structure Being Removed to Make
Room for Street Extension.

The Carlton Hardware company IL
removing it's large warehouse from
off the Anderson property near the
Copper Range railroad tracks, to "a
point farther east. The Bibber barn
and warehouse is also to be removed
from off the Anderson estate. This
is taken as an indication that the
village council Of Red Jacket Is pre-
pairing to purchase the Anderson es-
tate property to carry out the pro-
posed extension of Fifth street. AS
far as can be learned authoritatively.
the council has no intentionsof taxi
ing any such steps as yet, although
action along that line may be ex-
pected next year.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-08-25

and during which he studied religious
and social conditions with a view to
using the information thus acquired
i'm his work in this country He
spoke particularly of the failing hold
of the old church on the people Of
Italy and of the growth of inidelity
and Indifference to religion.
There were about 35 Italians pres
ent at the banquet and the attend
ance included many prominent Roman
Catholics, as well as members of
Mr.. DE Carlos own church, being
a remarkable tribute to his high stand
ing and popularity among his cOun-
trymen here.
News Want Ads bring results.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-08-25
Y. M. c. A. VS.. LAU RUM.

Arrangements have been made for
"A baseball game to be played at the
Y NJ. G. a. athletic park Saturday af-
ternoon between the Y. NJ. &. A. and
the Laurium teams.
Torch Lake,
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-08-25
PARK DECLARES DIVIDEND.

At meeting of the directors of the
Park Brewing company, held ycster-
day afternoon an initial dividend of
) per cent was declared. The Park
Brewing company has been organized
three years.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-08-25

Fail term begins August 80. Laurium
Commercial School. 253
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-08-25
De CARLO HAS RETURNED.

Italians in Detroit Tender Banquet
to Presbyterian Missionary.
Local friends will be pleased to
learn of the return of Rev. Pasqualc
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-08-25
HAVE YOU CORNS?
HERE IS AN OLD AND A NEW WAY OF CURING THEM
THE OLD WAY

Prune your corn
In the gray OF the morn,
With a blade that shaved the dead
Then barefoot so
And hide IL so
The rain will rust II red
Then stew the fat,
OF a brindle cat
And say this DER and Ger,
Mary. scary, curey, do
Florcy. dorey. sorey, Boo
oh prune my corn
In the gray of the morn,
New, new, NEW.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-08-25

News Want Ads bring results.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-08-25

those lines, come here and
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-08-25

matter what you require in
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1910-08-25

store. All we say is that no
New-York tribune., 1910-04-17

opinions rlO.,y> full of go,d corlmouscn>e and
logic. He - tUn supporter ot the umpire vet IC-
'"rtluE &" ms own statement. umpire becomes
really valuable to him until ne has been I'm his service.
Tor three years. The head ot the American League
figures that 1t takes that length OF time for bush
ledguer To utt the rough edges and acquire "a hig
league polish.
There are many reasons why an umpire first wear
aS bIg lcdgucr Is always his most strenuous cam
pdiEn In the FIRST place. ne stranger in a strange
land. No matter what his past reputation may w,
ne must win his spurs IN the majors before he is rec
"Eulcd as a competent nudge of play. The PLAYERS
and the publ, Lack confidence in "a beginner simply
because MS ability Is unknown To- them. Thinking
that possibly he has not the requisite nerve To- SUE
'ccd. that ne Is homer, meaning that fearing the
crowd he may give al the close decisions to- the hon,
team. they al once begin Z" try him out
The fans as "a rule take exception to every close
dcci~iuu wondering II their criticism will affect his
future work. The players tell him that they can't
Inquire how ne ever broke INTO fast company. that
inside ut few weeks ne will b back ON the farm with
Father. The only way an umpire can win favor
with the players AMI crowd Is to stand his ground
gImrly fight his way back and prove To- them that
hc Etvcs the plays iust ne them without fear
"r favor Then. and only then viii ne be able to
command their respect.
New-York tribune., 1910-04-17
Sheridan and Cantllon

TACK SHERIDAN dean IF umpircs had worked
several wears with Cautlllou and consequently
criticism from him would naturally affect Sheridan
than IT would umpircS who had never worked
the same staff. For q time Joe was the best be
havci manager IL the world. He tried mis- best To-
overlook al faults knowing the plays were being
given lust Things l-glu breaking So badly
for h> club right off the reel however. that IT
only natural for him To lv of the handle His first
ottcu>c had lack Sheridan at the other end ot the
argument
II was game al Washington. which was "a battle
from the opening of the FIRST inning the close Of the
contest. II seemed as If every play at the bases
close. and as Fate would have II quite "a few of In,
decisions going against Washington
Early IN the game tdutillpu looked ON without
making any comment. but a~ all the breaks in luck
seemed destined tu gu against h~ club hi, r, began
To- assert itself lie began hv pleading with Sheridan
"a sort of "a humble way Co. remember that the
Washington club Mas still o. the league. Sheridan
only smiled and informed lp, that n hi- team lost a
few more game 81 would have such firm hold ON
last place that lh, fans would begin tu think the club
Was really 90 some other organization. TIM -lN
New-York tribune., 1910-04-17

didn't make the Washington manager fce any
better.
The close plays persisted IN coming up. and. in
CIutIlluu opinion. continued to 90 the wrong way
To show his feelings more clearly. he began TO ques
tru sheridan 5 Judgment In % more forcible manner.
Jack stood for th, objections for time without com
meut, but finally. % warming ne informed Can
tilou that tn, clubhouse door was open and would
soon bc welcoming him
The expected blow came off In the seventh inning
when Sheridan nipped prospective rally in the bad
by declaring out ar the plate a very close
play. CantIllon. who had been coaching at first
rushed to the plate wildly excited and in voice that
could be heard III the stands YELLED:
'Of al the Joke decisions ever saw that was
the limit!'
The hot shot hurt Sheridan more than he cared TO
show but he tried get back Cantillon bv shout
ing in a voice Just a key higher suppose You never
made mistake when YOU We're umpire"
Yes, | made plenty Of mistakes was Cantillon's
quick TetOrt; but failed make the one YOU are
making every day. When realized that had gone
blind knew enough TO retire.
This too much for old Jack and he made Can
tillon beat hasty retreat TO the clubhouse
New-York tribune., 1910-04-17
Ready Wit Often Prove, Helpful

TlIE following day AtZ ,tus '.... .r. stills
sore over the disputed dy,r~'.- -. his e'e''
from the game
With the call of three balls sr5 rrNeS. Per-
called two strikes IN succession or IeirlnS
any open objection would cause cement
the game. NJ rrtr.iiucd from V.-.. StfilHr
vet. IN ORDER tJ. convey his utter .... he 3SS''
Q sort of Napulcuuic 4ttituI, .t ... ....
Jake voulI have stood better had ne 81
something PcrrIne failed Co. fr-- .e the ca>'
pose. and tuli W. 20 hiN, p. rn. ,ISe ddi
that with ID li.rle practice BIC ~..-. ,c good 1
wooden Indian >lgu I'm front OBJ. .'gu 81
Itkt went.
Just before game in New \.r lay ts
surveyed his field to see it eye~Nr.. .t> 3u r-.
Pitcher Bill Donovan of D,r~.-. .tret o.
coaching ar third base. Perrin, I... longer
usual IN his lire, rIou. Dvuuv.- .... -et FtT
suspicious gldnct~ and remarked ~ lrt1N-i'.
Umpire Your ball game. don -.. 1v 5tte,
o. me. and You viii get along better
y ouve already received JU rho .r1on y.-
gong to get from me. Ou Your n... TJ> ttI.-
comeback
Much to his ~t,rprj~, ard r-.I.-- e Do',
was chased to the yluhhou~, I.. v plS'e-
without further argument. 10, '.. .ucd U.-
in the bud
The players soon ,lu, ro ,r, '.5ttoh
PSrine intended to ruu his gIr, ... 90 any
ference. and they left him severely
New-York tribune., 1910-04-17
First Year the Hardest

IT is not unusual thing for umpire To- bump
into more trouble in his rSt year In the big league
than III all the rest of his Ii umpire gets
through his first year and meets with fair success it
almost certainty that he will be able To- hold down
the position.
President Johnson of the American League has his
own peculiar ideas on the umpire question. and his