The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-05-14
UNCLE SANS OWN COOK BOOK
PARADISE PARAGRAPHS

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During the Orpheum fire, Levi and pants went
through the smoke and confusion man. Schmidt from
the threatened Majestic Hotel building f@s
This Schmidt endangered because of his affection during
the Oreum fire. advertised for alleged valuable pa
The have advertisement
threatened prosecution for felony papers, which were taken
during the fire and excitement no
prosecution.
So in one fire. we have riskng damage his life
his Clothes wadng through smoke and water blind
somebody else swiping the blind mans valuable papers
In the Advertiser of May Chicago Divine
Will Occupy Local Pulpit" Newhal White described
as being prince good Christian Rather
an interesting combination of characteristics is not? What
prince of good fellows and what Christian? We
have heard of being referred prince good fellows"
before but the term usually implies that he is anything but prohb
ionist that he is "spende who
stories necessarily designed rectoy vestry
The alleged combinations noted by the Advertiser refreshing
to say the least.
Whoever has the job of selecting the records for the Commercial
Club photograph has splendid taste for classical music
Milky Waye-venus the comets quoted without
permission from Dr. PottieAyres).
society column The
Advertiser May page column paragraph 3Nrs Frederick
de ster the grandmother and its two godathes its unce
Send answers to the puzzle editor.
forty corridors the
Federal court the other day 1t explained when reon remark
ed that half dozen had been subpOened witnesses at $3.50
day that the the camp had the idea that each and
every one who presented himself as voluntary witness would also
disabused the vagant Russian mind
Very few folks know that George ONeil has had cigar
after him but fact There what called the "ONe cigar
and the boxes which they bear the picture of Homo
lulu George ONel with toupeel. puts ONel
with Dewey RUSSELL Arthur Mr. yandyke
others after whom smokes have been christened One thing
fairness cigar ONe credit
the picture on the box being the best part of the goods
Who not know the little cenpede dog which carries the
of Buch his collar? He at the grill sleeps in the cigar
the King and Fort and attends all public
functions within reasonable distance of town lie Daschund OF
have guessed from the entpede description and
he delights occasionally in taking trips following to- their
people who him. They call him Teddy Roosevelt be-
cause he's always in the public eye
The that the day the cruiser San Gabriel came
there Portuguese citizens paying their taxes than
friends drew their bank accounts for good time celebration of
the of their cOu cruiser but made sure of settling their
taxes first
The signs Of the coming political campaign are ickenng and one
blend of politician and preacher the Key Desha'
Talking polcoreigious blends what's the matter with
KanO? he adds another element his constitution for not only
politician kahunapue doctor He wise
Bible of human ill., and then advises his patients
licensed practitioner in order that he be protected
by the law 1t surprising how many awaans have faith in him.
Louis Morrison actor should compmnted
quick nights ago when the performance of he House
Candles the Opera House he snufed out
scenery and much halted in his words or for
got the proper delivery of his lines.
folks these mornings and six
comets.
nothing attorney calling policeman
there anything remarkable in policeman saying an at
torey LghtfOot says impossible what Me-
while Muffe says very jury has decided that
alleged gamblers guilty and Lghtfoo has appealed So let
LghtfOo his claim and McDufhe by his
statements 1t would that there but one conclusion diff