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The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-01-15
HEIGHT RECORD is BROKEN
Paulhan, French Aviator, Attalns
Height Of 4.t65 Feet.

Louis Paulhan, French aviator. has
broken all worlds records for altitude,
at Los Angeles, Cal, reaching the
height OF 4,165 feet.
Fifty thousand persons clambered
down from the grandstand and masse1
in front OF the point where Pauhan
was TO finish. When he reached the
ground he was seized by those nearest
TO him and carried on the shoulders of
strong men mp and down the field.
Finally he broke from the crowd and
rushed for his wife. Weeping with
JOY they embraced each other. "I'li 20
after that record" said Glenn Curtlss
as he left the field
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-01-15
IN WATCH TOWER 9 YEARS
Alonzo Traver, isolated for Years, Is
Retired on Pension.

Battle Creek. Mich. Jan. 10. - The
man who has long held the lonesomest
job In Battle Creek will hold II no
more. Alonzo Traver. interlocker man
for the Michigan Central. has been re-
tired on a pension.
Trayer, an empolye OF the Michigan
Central for twenty-four years. has
been assigned TO watch tower In the
center OF the city mill pond. approach.
able only by railway trestles or boats,
for the past nine years. He liked the
silent job. however, and now complains
that he's lonesome without It.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-01-15
CAUSE or CHILD PARALYSIS
Experiments Show u To BE q Disease
Of the Spinal Chord.

New York. Jan. 1s.--Experiments on
monkeys In the laboratory Of the
Rockefeller Institute. II has been
learned, have shown that infantila
paralysis. which was epidemic In this
city last fall. Is an infectious diseass
OF the spinal cord.
A report 10 that effect II being pre-.
pared. Until now its nature has been
almost complete riddle 20 scientists.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-01-15
BOY BANDIT GETS LIFE TERM
Robert Mccormick, Seventeen, Admits
Shooting 5agsageman.

Ann Arbor. Mich. Jan. i2.-Roberi
Mccormick. seventeen years old. OF De
troit held on the charge OF fatally
shooting Henry c. Minor in the Michi
gan Central depot at Ypsilanu. when
he and Charles Harrington were ar
rested by Minor and Morgan j. EN-
NETT, baggageman and night ticket
agent. respectively. pleaded guilty In
the circuit court here and was sen
fenced by Judge Kline TO life impris
onment
Harrington. said to have admitted
taking part in the shooting. will be
tried later
The shooting followed an attempt by
the boy bandits to evade being taken
for the attempted robbery of a Ypsi
lanti jewelry store
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-01-15
POSTS LETTER IN FIRE BOX
Aged Lady's Mistake Results In Fire.
men Making Two Trips.

Mt. Pleasant, Mich, Jan. PA lady
advanced In years. who Is visiting
relatives here, mistook FIRE alarm
box for a letter receptacle. opened the
door, and inserted her missive. \
connection was made and an alarm
turned in.
The fire department was hardly
back when another alarm came from
the same box. The lady had been In.
formed OF her mistake ana when she
went back to get the letter, made an
other connection and sent in the sec
ond alarm.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-01-15
INCOME TAX BILL BEATEN
Income Tax Amendment to constltu.
ton Faces Certain Defeat.

As far as Indications 20 now, the
pending income tax amendment to the
constitution OF the United States sub
mitted last session as senatorial com
promise Is beaten already.
Eleven states are practically certain
to withhold ratification and FIVE states
are classed as leaning that way, 81
that II appears that Senator Browns
amendment has little chance. II Is
thought that not more than onefourth
OF the states viii ratlfy the amend
menl
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-01-15
TWO TOTS DEAD; TWO DYING
Family Of Cadillac Man Sadly AFFLICTED
by Fatal Disease.

Cadillac. Mich. Jan. ll.--With two
children dead and two dying the fanii-
ly OF Jean Rossell il being sadly de
pleted by fatal and contagious dis
ease.
Last week a six-year-old daughter
was buried and Sunday the church
bells tolled for the funeral OF his
three-year-old son. The lives OF two
other children are despaired OF and the
parents are also III.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-01-15
JOY J. MILLER DISAPPEARS
Father Expresses Belief Son Is Men
tally Deranaed by Mental Anguish.

Detroit. Jan. 13.--Joy J. Miller. the
sensational quarterback and athlete OF
the University OF Michigan, left his
home for Ann Arbor to resume his
studies there on Tuesday. Jan. 4. and
has not been heard from since.
His father, James c. Miller can get
no trace OF his missing son. lie be.
iieves the boy is mentally deranged as
n result OF injuries received In feot.
ball games, accumulated by his mental
anguish OF his recent disgrace.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-01-15
CHILD'S LIFE SAVED BY DOG
Faithful Animal Fastens Teeth in Boys
Dress and Reseues Him.

Cadillac. Mich, Jan. ll.--RunninG
after his canine playmate. the three
year-old son OF Mr.. and Mrs. l.. A.
Grow stumbled and fell into a pan OF
boiling water literally cooking the soft
flesh on his chubby hands and arms.
His screams OF anguish excited the
dog TO the extent that the animal. fast.
ening It's teeth In the folds OF the
child's garments, pulled him from his
perilous position. saving the child from
falling bodily into the pan OF steaming
water.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-01-15
BENBROOK ELECTED CAPTAIN
VIII Take Place Of Joy Miller Deposed
Football Leader.

Ann Arbor. Mich. Jan. 10.-Alberl
Benbrook. of Chicago. has been elected
captain OF the 1910 Michigan fotball
team TO oil the vacancy caused by
the disapproval by the board OF cleo.
ton OF J. Joy Miller.
Benbrook has played on the Michs
gan team for two seasons, this year
winning great favor as guard and be.
ing selected by Walter Camp for the
AllAmerican. He Is a member OF the
1871 engineering class
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-01-15
MAKERS RAISE SHOE PRICES
Give Increased Cost Of Material a.
Cause Of Advance.

New York. Jan. l3.--CharsinK the
necessity for their action 20 the In
creased cost OF materials. 225 manu-
facturers OF shoes. comprising the Ma
tional Association OF Boot and shoe
manufacturers. made a formal an.
nouncement OF horizontal increase
in the retail price OF shoes. amounting
10 from 10 TO IL per cent.
The advance was directed 10 be made
within the present year.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-01-15

Later on II was made known that Sec
rotary Wilson In accordance with a de-
cision OF the president and the cab
met had dismissed Overton w. Price.
associate forester. and Mr.. Pinchot's
chief assistant, and Alexander &.
Shaw, assistant law officer OF the for
est service.
The action OF the president on the
eve OF The congressional investigation
into TIE leQ0tiors ard insinuations
against Secretary of the lnteriorsBal.
fingers Cnalurt a. the policy OF CON.
serving rf'rrpl resources is going 10
cause a sa'ien. is political effects
accorGil.g - olhion here may be far
reaching.
Coupled With IN dismissal OF Pincho,
was the sifrifclrt action 81 the house
OF representatives. The house re-.
jected that provision OF tie resolution
which directed Speal er Cannon To-
choose the representatives. who should
sit on the congressional committee OF
inquiry. The Cannon organization was
overturned by a bare majority OF three
Under the resolution. as emended, the
house members OF the joint committee
OF inquiry will be elected by the mousse
itself.
The decision TO dismiss Messers.
Pinchot, Price and Shaw was reached
at a regular session OF the cabinet.
Reasons why MIR. Pinchot was TO be
removed from the government service
briefly were. that contrary TO instruc-
tions from Secretary Wilson, Forester
Pinchot had written n letter to Sena.
tor Dolli,er defending Price and Shaw
after they had admitted that they had
inspired the magazine and press cam
paign against Secretary Ballinger:
that Pmchot had cast reflections on
the action OF President Taft in direct.
Ing the Dismissal OF Louis r. CLAWS
and that MIR. Pinchot had intimale,
In the Dolliver letter that without the
magazine and press exploitation Of
Price and Shaw the administration
would have allowed fraudulent coat
land claims In Alaska TO be patented
The presidents letter 10 Mr.. Pinchot
closes viz:
by your own conduct you have de.
stroyed your usefulness as a helpful
subordinate OF the government and Il
therefore now becomes my duty TO di.
rect the secretary OF agriculture to
remove you from your Office az the
forester"
Secretary Wilson wrote the follow
ing official letter 10 MIR. Pinchot:
Department OF Agriculture. Jan. 7.
1910.
"Sir-By direction OF the president.
you are hereby removed from your OF.
fee as forester You will deliver pos.
session OF your Office affairs belonging
TO the government to Mr. Alfred r. Pot.
ter. assistant forester.
Respectfully.
4 ~ JAMES WILSON.
Secretary OF Agriculture"
Identical letters were sent to Asso
ciate Forester Price and Law Onicer
Shaw by Mr.. Wilson.
Graves 10 Succeed Pinchot.
Announcement has been made
that Henry Graves, director OF the
Yale forest school and for two years
assistant chief OF the old division OF
forestry under Clifford pinchot, has
been selected 10 succeed Mr.. Plnchotl
as chief OF the forestry service. A.
bert r. Potter, OF Arizona, assister for.
ester. who A. now IN Washington, will
De appointed associate forester. Mr..
Graves will take up his new duties
Feb. 1 and Mr.. Potter viii continue IL
charge meantime.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-01-15
HARRY STALEY IS DEAD
Graf Baseball Pitcher Dies at Battle
Creek, Mich.

Springfield. H.. Jan. l3.-Mrs. A. s.
Radcliffe. OF this city, has received a
Telegram announcing the death at the
home OF her parents. Mr.. and Mrs. w.
II. Staley. in Battle Creek. Mich. OF
her nephew. Harry Staley, the great
baseball pitcher. lie was forty-four
years old.
Death followed an operation per.
formed Sunday. Staley played with
the st. Louis. Boston and Pittsburg
clubs. lie was born in Jacksonville.
ILL.,
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-01-15
PORK HIGHEST IN as YEARS
Hogs Scarce and Meat Prices Above
Any Since the Civil War.

Pork is more expensive in Chicago
than at any time since the Girl war
when the prices were almost prohIbi
tive.
Market reports showed that the hos
supply was 40 per cent less than In
any corresponding period since the
war.
Hogs sold at $3.50 to sS.65, an In
crease OF to 15 cents over the high
est prices ever quoted. The retail
price OF meat will increase proper
tionately.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-01-15

A explosion mt the Nottingham sol
iiery OF the Lehlgh and wilkesbarrs
Coal company near Wllkesbarre
Pa. caught number OF work.
men aud reports are that Ave
have been killed and four Injured.
Whether any more are caught In the
mine or were killed the rcscuing par.
ties have been unable to learn.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-01-15
"THE END HAS COME" DIES
n. Freeman. Pioneer Resident TGsoois
Township. Dies Of Heart Disease.

Vassar. Mich, Jan. l3.-Henry Free
man, aged seventy seven, pioneer resi-
dent of Tuscola township for many
years, while walking across the room
nj his home said:
The end has come" and then
dropped dead from heart failure. lie
is survived by a widow and two chill
dren.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-01-15
GRAND CIRCUIT MEETING
Officers Of the Association For the En-
suing Year Are Elected.

Detroit. Jan 1.-THE Grand Circuit
meetings for the year include Column
bus, Sept 1880; Cleveland. Aug. s.i2.
Tho officers elected were: Presi-
dent. p z. Deyerax. Cleveland: yico
president, w. T.. Engleman, KalamG
roo; secretary. George ,. Dietrich.
Cleveland.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-01-15
NEARLY BLEEDs TO DEATH
Washing Fish Bowl Which Breaks
Causing Serious Wounds.

Holland. Mich, Jan. 12.-Mrs. Harm
Devries. aged seyenty-three years, mar
rowly escaped bleeding to death while
attempting 10 wash a large Ash globe
The globe broke and the shattered
glass nearly severed the left middle
finger and cut deep cash In her right
wrist She was found unconscious
when a physician arrived.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-01-15

Millbrook. N. ". Jan. i3.-sarnh
Bramer. a nursemaid employed By Mr..
and Mrs. Barnes Compton In this place.
was strangled to death By burglars.
who robbed the Compton mansion OF
jsveliy valued At $4,000.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-01-15

New York. Jan, is.--There are enor.
nous crowds at the automobile show
In the garden. In discussing the
crowd, however. exhibitors all agree
more people have visited the show
than has ever been the case at previous
shows.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-01-15
WII.on.s stspmother Dead.

Mrs John Wilson Is dead at Traer.
Ia. aged ninety. Mrs. Wilson was the
stepmother OF James Wilson. secretary
Of agriculture.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-01-15
Letter Of PlnchOi, Read In Sen
ate, Causes His Dismissal
SHAW AND PRICE ALSO BUSTED
by Your Own Conduct You Have De
stroyed Your Usefulness TO the Gov
eminent and II Now Becomes NY
Duty to Remove You from Your Of
flee as Forester" Writes President.

After a cabinet meeting. President
Taft caused the announcement 10
be made that he had directed
Secretary OF Agriculture Wilson TO dis.
miss CHORD Pinchot from the Office OF
forester OF the agriculture department.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1910-01-15
DISASTROUS FIRE
AT GRAND RAPIDS
Blaze Caused by Defective Wiring
In Furniture Store.
LOSS WILL EXCEED A MILLION

Roof Of Big FIve-story Manufacturers
Building Fell with Crash at 1850
Last NIoht-Flre Reported unde,
Control AZ O'Clock This Morning
Help to Fight Flames Summoned
from Nearby Cities.
Grand Rapids, Mich, Jan. is.-Firs
which threatened the whole business
section OF the city broke out shortly
after o'clock last night and ut ,
O'Clock this morning was reported un
der control. The loss will be ovei
sl,000,00o. The fire started from de
fective wiring in the stock rooms oil
the Young & Chafee Furniture stor,
and practically the entire stock OF that
company was destroyed. The flames
spread rapidly and soon reached hug,
piles offexcelsior.
At l0:l5 o'clock the fire was at its
height and at 80 so fercely did the
flames rage the roof OF the big Ave
story Manufacturers building fell
through with a crash. carrying every
thing before A.. The building was but
lately remodellod throughout and was
worth over 100000 The Daily News
plant was located on the ground floor
of this building.
Fire Chief LEMON said al 30 that
the fire was beyond control OF the de
partment and help was summoned
from the nearby cities The greater
half Of the business section Is threat
ened and will be saved with difficulty
Evening journal., 1910-08-19
TO VOTE ON
STRIKE QUESTION
Men on B. 8 0. Final ArbiterS
in Long, -Drawn-Out
Controversy

BALTIMORE. Md. Aug. 1s.-The
Baltimore and Ohio machinists' strike
controversy will be settled next Sun
day. The conference of the II COM
mitteemen who have been in session
in Wheeling. W. Va, the last two
days has ended, and 1t was decided
that the proposition for reinstatement
as proposed by Vice. President Potter
of the Baltimore and Ohio be put
squarely up to the men themselves
for a vote, each vote to be without
comment and in the hands of the
committee not later than midnight
Saturday This vote will then be
canvassed. and its outcome wills 5e.
termine the future action of the com
mittee.
Should the vote indicate that the
men are willing to accept the terms
of the railroad, a conference will be
arranged with Mr. Potter and in q
few days the strike, which has lasted
year, will be declared ended
Since the strike started the Balti-
more and Ohio has inaugurated the
open-shop system on its lines. and the
chief controversy between the old men
and the railroad now is the question
of recognition of the union.
Evening journal., 1910-08-19
THE HORSEMAN.
Wax 70 Save Hors.,s Eyes.

Way to Save Horses Eyes.
A horse confined to a dark stall and
then taken out suddenly into a bright
sunlight will in time suffer from bad
eyes.
Warm Milk Good For Colts.
II is easy TO teach a sucking colt
how to drink milk. and a quart of
warm cows milk in the morning viii
give it a good start
Mako Hayloft Seed and Dust Proof
The floor of the hayloft should be
seed and dust tight Horses are often
injured by seeds and dirt falling into
their ears and eyes.
5oltins Bad For Horses.
Bolting OF food causes indigestion.
and consequently loss OF health. Guard
against irregular feeding 1t tends TO
make horses bolt their foods.
Feed tho Horse Good Hay.
The hay usually given 20 horses to
supplement the pasture is Of very poor
Saality. either woody or moldy. and
this results in a considerable loss.
Educating the Farm Horse.
A farmer who is capable of properly
training a horse for the different re-
quirements of farm or road can gener-
ally employ his time quite protitably
BY giving him the necessary education
Evening journal., 1910-08-19
A WeIshman by ExeractiOn.

One of the foremost lawyers in Eng
land is Lord Halsbury. who was lord
chancellor in the Balfour ministry A
friend tells this story Of his career at
the bar:
He was once arguing a case on be-
half Of a Welshman. and showed great
knowledge Of the principality and its
people.
Come. come. said the Judge at last,
you know you cannot make yourself
out to be a Welshman."
Perhaps not" ;" replied the barrister
but I have made a great deal of
money out Of Welshmen in my time.
well, then,' replied the Judge
suppose we call you a Welshman by
extraction London Times.
Evening journal., 1910-08-19
81 YEAR OLD MAN
AT FAMILY REUNION

The Buckalew family met in an
nual reunion at Brandywine Springs
on Monday. Howard Buckalew. aged
50 years. the oldest member of the
family, was present Other present
we're: Mr. and Mrs Frank Buckalew,
Miss Florence Buckalew, Warren
Buckalew, Myrtle Buokalew. Mildred
Buckalew. Franklin Buckalew, Mr.
and Mrs. Theodore Buckalew, How
ard Buckalew. Ralph Buckalew, Mary
Buckalew, Arvilla Buckalew, Mr.. and
Mrs. Charles Rigdon, Miss NJ. J Rig
don, Charles P. Rigdon, Mr.. and Mrs
John Otley, John Otley, Jr. Isabel
Otley, Mr. and Mrs. A j. Morris, Fred
Morris, Mr. and Mrs Fred Price,
Sadie Price, Mr. and Mrs. Fred Hall.
Sarah Hall, Irene Hall, Lottie Hall,
Dorothy Hall, Edna Hall, Mr. and
Mrs l. NJ. Whiteside. Hattie White
side, George Whiteside. Frank White
side. Morris Whiteside. Alta White
side, Mr and Mrs. William White
side, Annabella Whiteside, Mildred
Whiteside William Whiteside, Jr,
Howard Mccoy, Clarence Mccoy, Lii
lian Evans, Hattie Evans, Emma
Evans, Mrs. NJ. II Davis, all of viii
mington. Mr. and Mrs William Nor
ris, William Morris, Jr, Miss Frances
Morris. of Newport; Mrs. Woener,
William Woener, Francis Woener, of
Kirkwood, Mrs. Lydia O'Neal, OF Sell
larsville: Mr. and Mrs. Zernie ".
Buckalew. Mrs Mary Jane Crothers,
Mrs B. Albany. Roland Albany. Mrs.
James Windsor. Bethel Buckalew,
Mrs. F. Ripka, Dorothy Ripka, Mrs.
Jane Galloway, Mrs. William Howard
all of Chester: Mrs William Bucka-
lew, Of Kennett Square, Pa; Mr. and
Mrs. F. Buckalew. Edgar Buckalew,
Mrs. Lucy Buckalew. Mrs. NJ Rad
cliffe, all of Philadelphia; Mr.. and
Mrs. Howard Buckalew, Mr.. and Mrs.
Henry Donaghy, Alice Donaghy, Meril
Donaghy. Barton Donaghy, Mildred
Donaghy. Howard Donaghy, Mrs. Jes-
sic Buckalew. John F. Buckalew.
Ealer J. Buckalew, all of West Grove.
Pa. Mr. and Mrs. F Thorn, Joseph
Thorn, Mrs. H T. Davis. Mrs. W.
Galloway, Mrs. A Null. Mrs. Joseph
Gilbert, lyman Gilbert, George Thorn.
all of Lincoln University: Mrs John
Buckalew, Mrs. Thompson. of New
York; Mrs. Robert Schumann. Arthur
Schumann. Earl Schumann. Of Tren-
ton, N. j., Mrs Gustav Ficco, Louis
Ficco, of Avondale, Pa. The above
relatives spent a very enjoyable day
accompanied by other friends.
Evening journal., 1910-08-19
THIEVES WORK
AT IRON HILL

At an early hour yesterday robbers
broke into the general store of William
B. Walton, near Iron Hill Station, and
stole large amount of dry goods,
boots, shoes, groceries and provisions.
The farm of Charles Walton, a short
distance away. was also visited by the
thieves, who stole a horse and wagon.
Theosupposition is that the same par
ties committed both robberies and that
the goods taken from Walton's store
were hauled away with the team stolen
from Charles Walton's farm. The two
WaltDns are brothers.
Evening journal., 1910-08-19
NAME ON HARDTACK
GETS SOLDIER BRIDE

DERBY. Conn. Aug 19.-walter n
Osborn, of Meriden, went to the war
maneuvers last summer as a mem
Der Of Company l, of the Connecti-
cut National Guard, and as the train
was passing through Brockton, Mass.
he wrote his name and address on a
piece of hardtack and tossed It from
the car window.
Z A pretty girl, who was at the sta
tion to cheer the soldiers on their
way TO the front at Boston, spied the
army meal when it struck the ground.
She picked IL up.
The young woman sent a postal
card to the address given. Yesterday
they walked together down the aisle
of a Brockton church and said Il
will"
Evening journal., 1910-08-19

Elva for a weeks outing on the
Chesapeake bay. stops will be made
at Charlestown. Havre de Grace and
Betterton. The "Roustabouts" in
clude several expert fishermen and
some large consignments Of fish are
expected by their Wilmington friends
during the week. The officers on the
trip will be. IT. H. Brinton. Captain;
w. p. Strauss. pilot; Harry Palmer.
engineer; L. T. Reeves. steward. and
II. B. Bottger, deck hand.
Evening journal., 1910-08-19

might give them gentle hit, though.
Use your diplomacy
Jim, ! found out later, used his
diplomacy that night He walked NJ
to one of my best patrons that had
Just pocketed a piece of chalk. and he
said:
You're in the milk business. ainr
you. sir?'
"'Yes. Why? the patron asked
"'I thought so. said Jim. from the
amount Of chalk you carry away. The
boss likes enterprise, and he told me
TO tell you that IL you wanted bucket
of water now and then you could have
one. and welcome '"-Cleveland Lead
er.
Evening journal., 1910-08-19
BILLIARD CHALK TAKEN
BY THE MILKMEN

Harry Laughlin, the billiard expert,
told at an exhibition game, in To-
ledo, a billiard story:
"once, when had my own parlor
in Columbus" he said. Il was a good
deal disturbed by the loss of chalk
Chalk disappeared at a tremendous
rate, and ! said to my helper:
Keep a better eye on the chalk,
Jim. I'm no millionaire
! know the gents wot pockets the
chalk. Mr. Laughin.' Jim said; but
they're reg'lar customers. | guess
you wouldn't want TO offend 'em.
would you?
"'Well. no. said l. I wouldn't You