Amador ledger., 1910-02-11
GLOBE SIGHTS


Too many men try to make a porous
plaster take the place of fresh air and
exercise.
No man is ever as important as the
average politician acts when he goes to
Topeka.
Some people never learn: Ben Davis
is ffty-seven years old, and still eats
with his knife.
There are all kinds OF people in the
world, including some who pride on be-
ing good judges of whisky.
When number of women are togeth-
er, and strange woman comes in,
they are pretty apt to say She is an
actress I"
Every ten minutes an idle woman
reaches up both hands and pats her hair,
and then for FIVE minutes she is perfect
ly satisfied.
We have admired a certain woman
twenty five years, except when she puts
on her company manners. Then she
dClo lOOlloH dlIu
When woman goes out of town to
broaden her mind, she comes back with
good deal to say about the wonderful
ten-cent store she visited.
When man tips his hat to woman
his wife doesn't know, she asks him
more questions in the next five minutes
than child will ask on railroad train.
When boy with telegram calls at a
woman's house, the neighbors on all
sides of her suddenly discover that they
are out of sugar, salt or eggs, and run
over to borrow
When some men attend a banquet,
they care only for eating, drinking and
smoking; they care nothing whatever
for what is known as feast of reason
and flow of soul.
A woman never entirely loses con-
fidence in the men until her first born
son, gets lice. Then she loses all faith
in the male sex, and spends the rest of
her life in watching.
We are never very fond of man who
speaks highly of his opposition. For no
perfectly candid or honest man likes the
man who opposes him in business.
politics or love.
You might as well give up the notion
that you can buy plated spoons and
forks, and make women believe they
are sterling silver. A woman can tell
the real thing as far as she can see it.
In winter time woman has to rear
range her days programme in such a
way as to permit two hours day to be
spent in taking off and putting on her
children's rubbers, mufflers and
mittens.
A western Kansas editor says"
People do not talk about you as much
as you think they do" " There's where
the western Kansas editor is mistaken:
people talk about him more than he
thinks they do.
Our idea of smart man is one who can
spell Lewellyn correctly without looking
it up. We are not very smart, and didn't
look it up. so if the above spelling
doesn't suit you, tell your troubles to
the dictionary.
We don't know that telephone girls do
it, but what is to prevent their saying,
when they are cross and you call for a
number: "Thcy are talking" Mind
you, we don't say they do it, but what
is to prevent their doing it?
A girl who goes away to school. re-
minds us little of a congressman,
when she returns for her vacations she
tries to act natural, and treat her friends
with the old cordality, but she can't
help showing that she has been away to
school.
Probably you have heard of the "fol
low up" system. That is, if you write
a man letter about a scheme you are
interested in. and he doesn't reply,
write him again, and keep on writing
until he replies. A New York man has
carried the "follow up" beyond any
thing we have ever heard OF. AS a last
resort, to get reply from an Atchison
man, the New York man said in a
letter: THE stenographer in my Office
is an old friend of yours Couldn' t
you answer this letter, and inquire her
name?"