The Washington times., 1910-11-14

- UNDAY. ! amt rit IN my dry
M for too days cause ma had eT
party en- airt had time fer no
r-ting IN nothin-
ma SADIE she reckon she Just as well
/ give er party en- pay back an she owed
/ to some folks in the eatih line. tho fer
/ that matter none ct the party. they had
won't no count nohOw.
ma sade she wud show Ct few. people
/ how 10 give er sho nuh party en- sho
showed am.
/ mas party was er peach
/ leastways the eatins was er peach
/ didn't nobody have a fun tho
/ Punch en- Judy wuz The furst that
/ coined. those ainJ there reel names but
me en- CROUCH PARSONS calls um
punch en- judy there reel names are
miss MARTHA en- MISS JUDY NUN
/ SHATV.
/ ennyw1y they-cun too sUne. ma sads
I she reckon they wuz in ct hurry ter
/ eat fer she jus knowed they amt had
/ Ct square meel in er month
/ ma sade If her party didn't do 10
more than give PUNCH en- JUDY eT
( square meal it would be a good thing
J.. PUNCH en- JUDY is twisn- what's
/ the good er bein twins speshUIIy Old
made twins, yyudnt mine bein boy
5 tv ms so much. fer then II / WI BOY
i twins Cud 90 out en- enjoy playiu with
myself JsrEeJEer. but 7guG hate 10 be
old made twins leze punch en- judy
ia vurked all day before the party
en- KEEP me home frUm schulz 70 20
I eTTUudS en- help her, en- when the time
Ter the party cum me saCe wont soul
T thai WIZ cumin WUTth the JTUHle she
/ had. but. ennyways they wuz xpectin
her 70 give a party. en- she gived It
( en- PUNCH an JUDY 81 en- eJ en- ct
when the eatius was served, en- mrs
I PARSONS spreed out her green six
dress all over the settes on the parlur-
] ma Sade II wont no Use Her Deln 50
proud Of thet green silk Ter Il wont
I all silk no way, en- didn't cost but thlr-
I u nine seuts on sale Ter she sawed x
herself on the counter fore mrs PAR
+ mrs. INGRAM he'd All her little curls
on en- ma Sade her face was painted
en- II wuz disEustln ter see - ole WOTh-
an lel1e mrs INGRAM trying ter look
Ieke she was just pert young thing
Miss MORRIS wuz at the party too
ma Sade she Jus hated ter nave her
cause she allus goes all thru the house,
en- sees everything We got, en- goes
away en- talks about how pore We are
en- what every think we got cost. en-
why don't pa git er rae in his salry,
en- ma don't leke her uJh5w-
/ then there was thet up5Shy little mrs
! BAN. the new MAJOR just cum ter
fredericksburg ter 1--we, en- who IS allus
telling folks what she done Win she
lived IN washington
{ Of ali the folks in washington IS IeIzc
Z her 1 don't kere ef / don't be tpreser-
diut
( ide ruther live in fredericksburg, Ell
give ali my chances erway fer beir
3 preserGint. then 10 be IeIe mrs BAN.
{ ma sade she amt never been used
/ ter nothin en- she amt got no manners
( but she is our new nabor so ma IN
vite5 her ter the party
J then there wuZ coin saIlie en- ant
/ JANE. cause they TIz kin folks er
HAD 10 BE- invited, en- thet ole MISS
] JAMES. snfveIiu Iebe she allus is cause
/ SumbOdy dyde. Shes allus telling boni
/ sum -orfuI thing she sawed. OF SunbOd5
! whose dyed en- Cryin Sames ef It WI
4 folks er hers. which IL amt never
/ Lhems al the folks al mas party =
{ won't no biz party ma ssdeY JUS HEB
/ HIBERNATE FRIENDS
/ I got CT cramD in my .ttin hand