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The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-14
Sarcastic,

lam afraid Dulby is putting an en-
emy into his mouth to steal away his
brains"
Yes" answered Miss Cayenne; "and
it's a case of petty larceny, at that"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-14
COULDN'T WAIT.

Tailor-I cannot make you . new
suit until you haf paid for your last
one. yet.
, Mr.. Nopay-But can't wait SO long.
Winter Is here and I need something
warm.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-14

"One fool at a time." called out .
speaker at a political meeting. 60 on.
boss" was the instant response.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-14

The only noise some men ever
make In the world comes from their
exploded theories.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-14

A THRILLING COUGH will become = perma-
Dont one unless stopped. Allen Lung Balsim will
surely stopit sc bottle Is large enough for that
6old BY all druggists 2sc, 60c and 81 l0 bottles
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-14

Dr. Pierce's Pellets, small, suesr-coated. easy b
pAke candy regulate and invigonte stomach
liver and bowels and cure constipation.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-14

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Qunine TabletaI
Druggists refund money II IL fails to cure. e. W
GROVES signature 10 on each box. 25c.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-14

The people who never made mis-
takes are mighty uninteresting.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-14

There may be germs In kisses. but
lots of girls seem to think they are
immune.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-14

Even the fellow who knows 1t all
can learn a little more by experience.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-14

Don't blame the phonograph II 1t has
bad record.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-01-14

Absence of occupation As not rest; a
mind quite vacant is mind distressed
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-12-19
AVIATOR
MARS FALLS
1000 FEET
ENGINES STOP ON HIM AND HIS
MACHINE PLUNGEs DOWN BUT
HE LANDS SAFELY AFTER HIS
THRILLING "COASTING" Ex-
PERIENCE.

Fresno, Calf, Dec. 19.-"Bud'
Mars, the Curtiss aviator is receiy-
ing the congratulations of his
friends today because he is alive.
Had Mars for the fraction of a sec
und lost his head during flight
here yesterday afternoon It would
have been different tale.
Mars literally fell from height
of 1000 feet. While trying for the
coast altitude record his engine
stopped In mid-air. Aviators Glenn
Curtiss and Charles willard. who
realized what had occurred, were
transfixed with horror, expecting 10
see their team mate meet the same
fate that overlook Ralph Johnstone
at Denver. but the crowd thought
his spectacular descent was only
part of the regular performance.
Mars narrowly missed plunging
into a row of automobiles that line
the starting field He tilted his
planes abruptly, however, and
swerved around. coming to the
ground in safety.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-12-19
WILL SOAK THE I'm
SELF-SHAVERS ON
HAIR CUTTING
THE MAN WITH HAIR ON HIS
NECK WILL GET 1T IN THE
SAME PLACE WHEN THE BAR
BER BOBS HIS ELONGATED
CAPILLATURE.

Chicago. Dec. 1s.-Another item
to the high cost OF living probably
will be added at a meeting of the
BARRIERS Safety association at the
metropolitan hall tonight when the
tonsorial artists will ballot on a
proposition of raising the price OF a
hair cut to so cents as far as con-
Germs men who shave themselves.
Many members OF the association
are urging that the self shayers''
be charged as much as a dollar for
a haircut.
Local BARRIERS declare that some
patrons have grown so 'nervy" that
they will walk into a shaving parior
with a three days growth OF beard
and order a haircut only. Self shaw
ing has come to be almost an obses-
sion among the younger "shavers"
say the BARRIERS.
The BARRIERS say It is easy 70
''spot" a man who wields his own
razor.
"A man who shaves himself. =
said a barber today, never has hi.
neck shaved. So II the new rule
goes Though tonight we will always
charge a man the higher rate when
ever the back of his neck is Gov
cred with hair"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-12-19
BOTH SIDES
CLAIMING
VICTORY
1T is UP TO KING GEORGE To
DECIDE WHETHER Il III Il
HOUSE OF LORDS SHALL BE
PRACTICALLY ABOLISHED -
HE WILL PROBABLY STAND
PAT.

London, Dec. 19.--Parliament
will reassemble January 81, 1911, to
face the momentous veto question
with practically the same lineup
that failed TO solve the problem in
the last parliament.
Up to today the Conservatives
have carried 271 constitutuencies
the Liberals and Laborites coalition
numbers 311; the nationalists 73
and the o'Brienites 10.
There are still six constituencies
to elect their members. The general
belief is that the division in the
next parliament will be the same as
in the parliament dissolved by King
George, save that the Nationalists
headed by Redmond, will have nc
effect on the general line up.
The press believes that King
George will be forced to make some
kind of decision within very
short time He must either create
sufficient Liberal peers to pass the
veto through the House of Lords OF
he must abide by the request of the
Conservatives and refuse to appoint
the Lords.
Both the Liberals and Conserva-
rtfves are'fciaiming that the election
has been decided in their favor The
Liberals contend that the fact thai
they received the same majority aS
in the last parliament indicates that
the people are with them in their
fight on the House OF Lords. BY
the same line of reasoning the Con-
servatives advance Numerically op-
poslte claims.
It is. Of course, impossible to tell
what position King George will take
but those closest to the throne be-
lieve the King, himself a Conserva-
tive at heart, will declare that the
election has failed to show conclu-
sively a desire on the part of the
people to overthrow the Lords.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-12-19

West Virginia team has also won a
game. The two teams will meet in
San Diego tomorrow to settle the
championship.
Admiral Barry has said he will sail
for San Francisco Wednesday noon,
but IL the West Virginia sailors win,
there will be tie, and. while the ad-
miral is non-committal, 1t is under
stood that he will hold the fleet so
that the championship may be set
tied.
If that fifth game happens 70 be a
tie, 1t is within the realm of possibil-
ity. that San Diego will have the fleet
here for Christmas. At any rate,
Admiral Barry has convinced every
body that he is real baseball fan.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-12-19
TELLS YOU HOW
TO CURE A COLD

The most effective and harmless
way to cure the Grippe or break a
severe cold, either in the head,
chest, back, stomach or limbs. is 4
dose of Pape's Cold Compaund every
two hours until three consecutive
doses are taken.
You will distinctly feel the cold
breaking and all grippe symptoms
going after the very first dose. it
promptly relieves the most misera-
BILE neuralgia pains, headache. dull
ness, head and nose stuffed up, fe-
verishness, sneezing, sore throat,
running of the nose, soreness, stiff-
ness and rheumatic aching.
Take this harmless Compound as
directed, with the knowledge that
there is no other medicine, made
anywhere else in the world, which
Will cure .our cold or end Grippe
misery as promptly and without any
other assistance or bad after-effects
as 25 cent package of Pape's Cold
Compound, which any druggist in
the world can supply.
After three years research we
have conclusively demonstrated that
-quinine is not effective in the treat
ment OF colds or grippe.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-12-19
SEATTLE JUDGE
BITES OFF A
LARGE CHUNK
WHOLE CITY STANDS BEHIND
EDITOR OF THE STAR WHO HAS
BEEN FINED FOR CONTEMPT
BY LOCAL JUDGE.

Seattle, Wash, Dec. 19I-A storm
of protests from the city and from
the outside have piled into the Seat
tie Star office following the SEN
fencing of the two editors of the
Star late Friday afternoon for con-
tempt of court.
The Fremont Baptist church con
gregatlon yesterday unanimously
passed 1,000-word resolution com.
mending the editors and pledging
lhem their utmost support in their
fight for the people of the Duwam-
ish valley, now at the mercy of the
traction trust.
From all over the country wires
nave been received into the Star Of
flee from editors and publishers urg-
ing them to continue their fight for
free for press and the right to com.
ment on court decisions.
All over the city, telephone ant
verbal messages have come in from
individuals, societies, clubs and i'm
provement organizations, commend
ing the stand on the matter. This
offers of help have. ranged from,
proffers to start big legal fund 10
fight the cases. to suggestions abou;
carrying the fight into the legisla'
ture.
Already bills are being drafted
taking from a Judge the right to try
his own contempt cases, and Others
wiping the principle of constructive
contempt-that is, contempt outside
the courtoom-from the statute
books of the state.
That the matter will be Tough
out in the Legislature which meets
early in January, seems a certainty
The contempt law. involving tn
right of a free press and the injunc
ton law, will both come before thu
legislature.
One legislator has a bill which
would take from the supreme cour
the right to declare laws unconsti
t1tional. This would serve to bint
TO the people. the laws secured fol
them in their behalf in the assem-
bly,.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-12-19
MARION COUNTY
DOCTORS. HAVE
FINE MEETING

The Marion county Medical asso-
citation held meeting Saturday
evening at the Willamette Medical
College There was a splendid at
tendance and the session was of n
most interesting character
The features of the session was
the reading of papers by DR.. l., z.
Griffith and DIR. w. Carleton Smith.
DR.. Grifith's took for his subject
"Tumors Of the Brain" and dealt In
an interesting manner with the
causes and symptoms of this disease
and the methods OF treatment. DIR
Smiths paper also was on this sub.
ject and he exhibited very inter
esting' specimen of a brain affected
with a tumor, and gave a complete
history OF the case. After the read
ing of the papers there was gen.
eral discussion of the subject by
the attending physicians.
There is movement on foot IN
Portland and Multnomah county for
the enactment OF considerable medi-
cal legislation and this subject was
referred. No action, however, was
taken with relation 10 1t other than
to decide to lOId regular monthly
meetings during the session and TO
give the subjects at those meetings
thorough investigation and consider
alton.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-12-19
MATTHEWS
GETS into
LIME LIGHT
SAYS MARRIED MEN ARE WHITE
sLAvERs FOR THEIR OWN
WIVES AND ROAsTs MOVING
PICTURE sHOws--Is A HOT AIR
ARTIST.

Seattle, Wash, Dec. 19.--To the
newspaper reporters today, Or. Mark
A. Matthews, seattle's insurgent
preacher and pastor. Of the wealthy
First Presbyterian church, reiterated
statements made from his pulpit last
night. charging that hundreds OF
young married women are compelled
to practice customs by their hus-
bands that eventually lead TO white
slavery. The sermon created a pro-
found sensation.
The speaker laid stress on parental
neglect of children. allowing bad
companionship and lax discipline.
and stated that there was ample evi-
dence of criminal matrimony right
here in Seattle. where men have mar
rIed young girls for the sole purpose
OF perpetuating the white slave traf-
fic.
DR.. Matthews also attacked the
moving picture theaters. which, he
declared. displayed films Of revolving
character. Some Of the Seattle 5-cent
resorts, Or. Matthews stated, are sim
ply. maintained as rendezvous for
young mon and women.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-12-19
GOOD FIRE FIGHTER
IN EITHER WORLD

Seattle, Wash, Dec. 19.-while
sitting In the choir loft during the
morning service at st. Marks Epis-
copal church yesterday, Robert
Thompson, who is sexton of the build
ing, in addition to being soloist of
the choir. detected an odor of smoke.
Quietly slipping from his place. he
hurried to the basement, and found a
brisk blaze in progress. Flames we're
eating their way through the floor.
Thompson fought the fire desperate
ly for 20 minutes, and finally extin-
guished 1t. Then he returned to his
place above and sang the solo Praise
Ye, the Lord"
1t was not until after the services
that the congregation knew of the
danger that had threatened.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-12-19
Trying to settle Engineers strike
LrsIrsp rnnss InAsnD wInn.l

Chicago, Dec. 19.-Charles p,
Neili, commissioner of labor. is en-
deavoring today to avert the fulfill.
ment of threats by President Warren
S. Stone, OF the Brotherhood Of Loco
motive Engineers that, unless the
men employed on 81 Western rail-
roads get an increase OF wages de
manded. a strike on the roads win b.
ordered before Christmas.
Neill conferred this morning with
officials OF the railroads, and pre-
pared this afternoon for conference
with the engineers. The commission
er declined TO predict what might bt
the outcome of the conferences.
The engineers assert that any Of
fer of settlement of less than an In
crease of from 1s to II per cent will
be unsatisfactory.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-12-19
WEATHER MoDERATEs
IN EASTERN STATES
IuNIrnp PRrss InAeEp " tnE B

UNITED PRESS ALAe1D Nihh.l
Washington, Dec. 9.-Moderate
temperature in all parts of the
United States is predicted today by
the government weather bureau.
The prediction is based on the
fact that the general barometerlc
pressure is practically the same IN
all districts of the Northern hemis-
phere.
The small storm area which COW
cred the great lakes yesterday Is
moving eastward and probably will
cause snowfall or rain in the mid
die Atlantic states today. A snow
storm is predicted along the North
ern border Of the country either to-
day or tomorrow.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-12-19
WILL HOLD
FLEET FOR
BALL GAME
ADMIRAL BARRY PROVES A GOOD
FAN. AND WILL HOLD THE
CRUISERS AT SAN DIEGO TO
LET THE TEAMS SETTLE THE
CHAMPIONSHIP

San Diego. Cal. Dec. r9.AA base
ball game will determine the date
when the United States cruiser feet.
which has now finished target prac-
tIce on San Diego. will leave for San
Francisco
The cruisers West Virginia (hag-
ship) and Colorado have crack base
ball teams. yieing With each other for
the championship. The Colorado
team won two games OUT Of a series
Of fve. started a month ago. The
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-12-19
Now .IncorporatI0ns.

The following articles of incof-
poration we're filed today with tho
secretary OF state;
Universal Wrench company, Port
land; capital stock, 100000.
Firwood Lumber company. Sandy
capital stock, $4,000.
w. ]. Clemens company. Portland
capital stock. $4,000.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-12-19


The ''pure food law" is designed
by the government to protect the
public from injurious ingredients in
both foods and drugs. II is benef.
cial both to the public and to the
conscientious manufacturer Ely's
Cream Balm, successful remedy
for cold in the head, nasal catarrh,
hay fever, etc, containing no injur-
ious drugs, meets fully the require
ments of the.new law, and that fact
10 prominently stated on every pack
age. 1t contains none of the injur-
ious drugs which are required by
the law to be mentioned on the la
bel. Hence you can use it safely
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-12-19
Boost For Sam Francisco.

= When you write to your =
= friends or business connections =
= in the East do not fail to ex- 4
y press desire to have them aid Z
+ in securing the Panama EXPOSE 4
r tion at San Francisco. 1t will 4
= bring thousands of people to the 4
= Coast and be great boost to 4
+ aid us in climbing. Mention It to 4
= everyone oflyour correspondents I
+'and ask them to write their con- 4
+ gressman or senators. !
) 4 = = 4 . 80. 4 q 4. =. 3 3 !,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-12-19
CHIEF JUSTICE WHITE
INDUCTED INTO OFFICE
UNITED PRESS LEASED wInn.l ]

Washington, Dec. 19.-Edward
Douglas White today took his oath of
oath of office as chief Justice of the
supreme court of the United States,
and assumed his place at the head OF
the highest trib nal in the land. The
induction took place at 1850 o'clock
this morning.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-12-19

The peculiar properties OF Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy have been
thoroughly tested during epidemics
Of influenza, and when It was taken
in time we have not heard of sin
gle case of pneumonia. Sold by all
dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-12-19
PRICES OF UPPERS
ORDERED REDUCED

Washington. Dec. 1s.-The inter-
state commerce commission today
ordered the rates for upper berths
in Pullman cars reduced to a basis
of so per cent of the price of the
lowers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-12-19

Dairying need not imply abondon-
ing wheat, but more wheat on less
acres Both bread and butter should
be produced on the farm.
Profit goes out of the crack that
let's the wind f..
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-12-19

Oh. yes; give the mayor $1,000
for Office expenses. Each alderman
should have 5000 year for a stem
ographer.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-12-19
piles Cured in o to IA Days.

PAzO OINTMENT is guaranteed TO
cure any case Of Itching, Blind.
Bleeding or Protruding Piles in TO
IA days or money refunded. soc.
mwt
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-12-19

'Tis an Ill wind that profits a pri-
vate monopoly. ,o
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-12-19

Six inches of snow at Baker last
night and 16 feet of it in the near
by mountains.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-12-19

Good luck is often another name
for true merit. 'fAfN
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-07-28

party to vindicate Gov, Carroll
by nominating him in the face
of the present unfortunate and
damaging scandal, the people
of Iowa have a remedy by which
to save the honor OF the State,
by voting for Hon. Claud Il.
Porter, Democratic candidate
for Governor, against whom not
a flaw of any kind exists. Pure
and clean in character, able in
State Craft; just III the prime
of life, full of manly energy,
and in love with iowa and its
good name, and ify elected to
the position of Governor, Ia
probable conclusion), will bring
to the high position both honor
and ability, and bsan Execu-
tive of which all the people of
Iowa may we'll feel proud.
This would be a good way to
dispose of the Carroll-C Cownie
difficulty, ard give both of them
a chance to settle their quarrel
as private citizens, and then the
people of the State could feel
as the man said he did when
his wife and tie beal were in a
fight: "Didn's care copper
which whipped"
The State os4s Gov. Carroll
nothing, and it wanld be very
bad policy to re.nominate him
now with dirty fight on his
hands creating strife and per-
sonal enminity in the party,
with no good to any, and as the
party now seems to have just
about as much internaltroubleas
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-07-28
is compatible with good govern.

is compatible with good govern
ment, better drop the Governor
and turn to a good man, one
who needs no apology. but
would heal up all differences in
the &c. 0. P" and give to the
State a clean, honest, and able
administration for the next two
Years, and by that time, per-
haps, the people will have learn
ed the truth of the Carroll Cow
ME quarrell.
1t may be that we may not
be thanked by our republican
friends for introducing Hon.
Claud r. Porter just at this par
ticular time, but as our opinion
is offered free, no serious OBJ
lection can be made against Ell
ther the suggestion or Mr.. Por-
ter, especially so as it offers to
them an easy and honrable way
out of a dirty muss for which
the mass of the republican par
ty ought not to be held respon-
sible. D. M. III.
The greatest legal fees ever
paid are classified thus: John
B. Stanchfield, the largest ever
received in a criminal case, for
defending f. A. Heinze, $780,
900; Samuel Untermyer, in the
Boston and Utah copper merger
sS00,O00 (part stock); James 3.
Dill, settling affairs of the Car
negie Steel company.$l, 100000;
William Nelson Cromwell, Pam
anna canal sale, S700,OO0.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-07-28

Stores For Your Season Tickets
And For The Full Program.
For any further information
call on or write the Secretary
Henry C. Heckert, Missouri
Valley, Iowa. w. M. Carlisle,
Pres.
Henry C. Heckert
unfortunate.
In a politle.4' ,,slnf Il view,
Gov. Carroll, of Iowa is in q ;e-
culiar condition. He has been
in the service of the State, as
Governor one term, and is in
regular line for a second term,
when a grand jury of the coun-
ty of Polk, in Iowa, has found a
true Bit Of Indictment against
hin'. ! r Which, if sustained by
the coort, may land him behind
the prison bars, a condition to
which proud old Iowa cannot
afford to submit.
He. and one John COwnie. a
State officer, have become en-
tangled in a personal contro-
versy over some official trans
action.
To vindicate Gov. Carroll, is
to condemn Mr.. Cownie, and to
vindicate Mr.. Cownie, is to con-
demn Gov. Carroll, and there
you are. Under all circunstan-
ces, it is better to retire Gov.
Carroll, and thus not take sides
with either Carroll or Cowine,
but let the law take its regular
course. If, however. it is con-
sidered best by the Republican
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-07-28

and refreshments of all kinds
on sale. Free telephone SER
vice, so that you can have every
thing brought to your tents,
without any trouble. Every
effort will be made to make
everybody happy, and have a
good time. BUY SEASON
TICKETS for yourselves and
children. $500 FOR ADULT
81 90 FOR CHILDREN. THIS
Is an opportunity you should
grasp at once. DON'T FAIL
TO COME. BRING ALL THE
Family. 1t will be we'll worth
your time, and the little that it
costs. An education, and a
freshening of the mind and
faculties, and the wholesome
enjoyment Of it all. Don't
Deny your children this chance
to see great men, hear inspira-
tional music, listen to instruc-
tive lectures, and to laugh and
be gay. The older ones too,
have this rare opportunity to
broaden and cultivate the mind.
Worth more than a course at
college. Sharpen your intel
lect by attending this universe
ty of knowledge, that will help
you along the path of life.
Grasp the chance while you
may, and attend this chautau-'
qua session and you will never
regret it.
Season Tickets 5000 For
Adults $l.0O For Children. Call
At Any Of The Banks Or Drug
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1910-07-28
Communication
Spokane, Wash. 20 10
To The Times, Mo Valley, la.
Dear Friend Guy:

We are here and it is
some place after you get here.
Our journey as a whole was
very pleasant, all standing it
fine evnont Elleta who was
quite -: y Monday with ton
silitis. .sh.. ia much improved
today and will be able to get
out tomorrow. We left the
Valley at 8 a. m. and arrived
at st. Paul at Z p m. The day
was very sultry and at times
the dust was almost unbearable
After a miniture bath and sup
per at St. Paul we were not
much the worse for wear and
spent an hour looking over the
city. At 9:3O we went to the
sleeper and as soon as we could
get our births made down re-
tired. When we came to life
next morning we We're near
Devils Lane, N. D. All day
we rode through the great
plains of North Oak. and cas-.
tern Mont. The lack of rain
through this country is very
evident. Wheat is very short
and thin, in fact most of it is so
short | doubt very much if it
will be harvested. This of
which | now speak is the coun-
try or some Of it which realty
men are selling to the people
of our country who are in the