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The Colorado statesman., 1910-05-21
MIR. Adee In Europe.

Second Assistant Secretary Adee of
the state department is on his annual
vacation in Europe. In company with
Mr.. Thackera, United States consul
general at Berlin, and Mrs. Thackera.
he will devote about six weeks to a
bicycle tour of southern France. He
expects to return to Washington about
the middle of June.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-05-21
10 You Are a Trifle sensitiv.

About the size of your shoes many people
wear smaller shoes by using Aliens Foot Ease,
the Antiseptic Powder to shake into the shoes.
1t cures Tired, Swollen, Aching Feet and
gives rest and comfort. Just the thing for
breaking in new shoes. Sold everywhere 25c.
Sample sent FREE. Address, Allen S. olmsted,
lie Roy, N. Y.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-05-21
Looking Backward.

THAT boy of mine was out pretty
late last night. Says he was sitting
up with a sick friend"
Going to stand for that excuse?"
Guess I'll have to. My father used
TO honor it to a reasonable extent
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-05-21
Exercise Good for It.

Asked the Progressive Woman of
the Beauty Culturist: Don't you think
women should exercise the suffrage?'
Certainly. My method will increase
1t two inches. Puck.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-05-21
The Simple Shepherd!

A Cockney, while spending his holi-
days in the Highlands, met an old
shepherd driving a flock of sheep.
Wishing to show off bit, he said:
Nov, if were a shepherd l would
teach the sheep to follow me-"
"Oh, aye" said the shepherd. "and
1 hiv nae doot ye wild manage. for
If they saw anither sheep in trent
they wild be sure to follow."-Tit-Bits
The Colorado statesman., 1910-05-21
An Alternative.

Aren't you making great deal oil
aoise?' said the irritable neighbor.
Cant help it," replied the patient
father "one of us has to be heard,
and I'd be perfectly willing to give you
your choice. If | stop singing the baby
cries. es."-Washington Star.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-05-21
For Red. Itching EyeIid.. Cysts, styes

Falling Eyelashes and All Eyes That
Need Care Try Murine Eye Salve. Asep-
tic Tubes-Trial Size-25c. Ask Your Drug
gist or Write Murine Eye Remedy Co..
Chicago.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-05-21
A Pointed Question.

wiggs-why do they call 1t pin
money!"
Waggs-Because wives stick their
husbands for it-Llppincotts.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-05-21

b a sis of t h e
scheme for trim
ming this years
bonnet for Miss
Freedom on the
dome of the capi-
tol in Washing
ton.
The precarious
task of adorr$ng
the head of the
The Colorado statesman., 1910-05-21
HEADS USUALLY EMPTY.

Ella-I think those fellows are get.
ting their heads together over some
thing.
Stella-Yes; I guess there's soms.S
thing in 1t.
Ella-Which one?
The Colorado statesman., 1910-05-21
His Future.

Ella-What did your aged suitor sa
when he proposed to you?
Stella-Will you be my widow?
The Colorado statesman., 1910-05-21

Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invig-
orate stomach, liver and bowels. sugar-coated
| tiny granules easy to take. Do not gripe.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-05-21
The Report Courteous.

81 hate to press this bill, Mr.. Slow
pay." said the tailor, taking a much
wrinkled memorandum of accounts
from his pocket, "but-"
"oh. don't bother, Snip" said
Slowpay genlally, you don't need to
press it-I don't mind the wrinkles in
It at all-fact is, I've dozen fresh
copies Of it at home already.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-05-21

Don't criticise a fool fools cant
help being foolish.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-05-21
IS TRIMMED in GOLD
HEAD OF GODDESS ON CAPITOL
DOME DECORATED.
Miss Freedom Had Threatened De-
struction Of Washington by Light
ming II Men Milllners Did Not
FIJI Her Order.

Platinum, more precious than gold,
and the yellow metal itself were the
The Colorado statesman., 1910-05-21

There is no service like his that
serves because he loves.-Sir Philip
Sydney.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-05-21

self-love is the only kind that puts q
man in the undertaker's hands.
The Colorado statesman., 1910-05-21
PERRY DAVIS PAINKILLER

draws the pain and Inflammation from bee-sting
and insect bites. Soothes and allays the awfu
itching of squito bites 25c, S5c and soc bottles
The Colorado statesman., 1910-05-21
His Way.

Knicker-Is Jones charitable?
Bocker-Well, he doesn't let his
right foot know whom his left foot
kicks.
The daily sentinel., 1910-09-27
County Republicans Shot to Pieces

OF a
the party locally
While that is strictly analysed
pretended leaders
working the
with either the ticket the platform
decided breach be-
political
GUS of sharing in the spois of Office
republican
spos
seeking fighting mad
had the republican
rolled fiat church candidates style
a
Deong had attempted both
endorsement the hands of the convention
All policies
not receive mention in the platform
Candidates
are they running upon? Does know?
Whenever convention is this Smith is
o
public everything political
Ily;
varying of his political n change.
will readily
in
policy.
come mixed.
The daily sentinel., 1910-09-27

The ST. Louis Globe
"A democratic victory November
November This
from Maine and the awful possibilities
BILE?
Wall Street charged
pect that the maacos of wealth
other Gobe-Democrat
make the best of what the send
Sunshine
The daily sentinel., 1910-09-27
Victory in the Air

political
the Union old
there land slide be confidently
Make the landslide many dark
publican that
favor for their
coming election will help to greater gains in
The corrupt
vented FOR that is what
doing emulate the
Who in spite of republican corruption
principles
have their
The day of oannonsm and Aldrhim
and the night of oblivion at hand
cult political at lea,
the condemnation
But victory will bring Its trials
need the wisdom of the
hold the old democratic ship
of safety for all the
honestly the
tory which is evidently within the
The daily sentinel., 1910-09-27

THU DIAMOND.
Always a. good ~ new.
Always In fashion.
Always worth the cost price.
Always appropriate to wear.
Always safe investment.
Always the best assortment.
Always the lowest prices at Pvim-
roses.
A car of great Round Oak furnaces.
They are the best made. ]. H. Lane.
Meet your friends at our soda
The Quist Drug Co.
The daily sentinel., 1910-09-27

Does believe
Ibis stand
N Stevens
when Mr. Stevens calls his principal
lNews-to assist him in his do
who shdno
republican
Colorado his first term
The ouray Herald which
righteousness
county small support
democratic ticket
tended absolute party
his of
all spols assertion
that he is seeking the simply
Ing into the a
the democratic
hands of the
tended republican
be finish
inel
being perpaed
fceholders
The daily sentinel., 1910-09-27
A BURGLAR IN TOWN.

his name u bad cough" He doesn't
care for gold or silver but he win
steal your health away. II he appears
In your house arrest him at once with
Billiards. Horehound Syrup. It may
mean consumption u you don't. A
cure for all coughs. colds and chest
troubles Price 25c, sec and $1.oe
per bottle.
Sold By C. D. Smith Drug Co.. five
stores. Grand junction, Fraita. PAIL
SADIE. Colorado.
The daily sentinel., 1910-09-27

In
than had
that
The daily sentinel., 1910-09-27

1t ridiculous to talk about the influence
history the
famous letter this explaining
not might
the distribution of the federal
theore
Washington until
The daily sentinel., 1910-09-27

The following has been submitted
TO us as a good combination of ser
mon and resolve:
may not like the way the cards are
shuffled
may not choose the game or care to
play;
But yet through changing odds. will,
unruffled
Play like a man what's dealt me day
by day.
The daily sentinel., 1910-09-27

republican high
The daily sentinel., 1910-09-27

We are glad the state bankers are
with us. We have heard of them
but strange as IL may seem our bust
ness with them. personally, has been
rather limited. Limited to please
call before O'Clock today and attend
to same"
The daily sentinel., 1910-09-27

of course, you had to go and ask
some railroad man about those green
signals and now you wish you hadn't.
Well. it's your own fault
The daily sentinel., 1910-09-27

Wonder who has been jumping
onto the Glenwood Post. Ii has an
article on the need for the super
vision and care of the Indignant" 1t
is possible INDECENT is meant, but
reads funny, anyhow
The daily sentinel., 1910-09-27

A Pueblo woman has asked the po-
lice to arrest her husband for stealing
the baby's milk. Now wouldn't that
curdle you?
The daily sentinel., 1910-09-27
A Printers Love Letter.

are married, otherwise we wouldn't
dare send this back to them to set up
in type. Alfred Damon Runyan
wrote 1t one day when he couldn't
think of anything else, even as you
and !.
A printer man was once assailed
By Cupid. and his heart impaled
With Loves keen dart.
This printer ran a linotype;
One day he thought the time was ripe
To show his heart
He said: II guess I'd better write,
Declare myself in black and white
I'll send a letter.
But I'm so busy | can't think
To put 1t down with pen and ink
On my machine I'll set 'er."
Dear Maud'-this way the letter
I'D like to ask you IL you can
Become my queen?
love you like agenthbngyshee-
Pm " Is " nthbz-4566 thannhe shrd
Dahtngamnthls machinei
Excuse mistakes-I'm In a hurry
l love you. dear. so don't you worry
This l mean.
| love you like Rphnma; thgfworse,
Thangutmam theplthan bethen aht-
curse
This machine!"
The maiden at once understood,
As any printers loved one would.
This language dim.
A case of "pi." she knew. trow,
Deciphered 1t; this maiden now
Makes pie for him.
The daily sentinel., 1910-09-27
..)abs..
By E. A. Sherman.

"Crippen and typist are held" says
the Denver News. We had our sus-
picions of the typist before.
The daily sentinel., 1910-09-27

YOU OUGHT TO BE
COMFORTABLY
DRESSED.
HERE IS WHAT WE
OFFER YOU
ZER0-C0LLAR
FLANNEL SHIRTS.
WARM AND
SERVICEABLE.
TAN, BLUE AND
GRAY.
ALSO KHAKI SHIRTS
AND TROUSERS OF
GENUINE
GOVERNMENT
UNIFORM
KAHKI CLOTH.
CORDUROY COATS,
TROUSERS, CAPS.
HUNTING BOOTS
AND WARM GLOVES.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-16
Where the Money Comes From

$4,000 gold,
Juarez gambling privilege lasting about 20 days
~ paid months
for these gambling concessions
contributed the merchants
andw of FL Paso
the privilege
receipts the
during the festas
probable all gamed Juarez
dollar of this wasted by
diverted legitimate trade
channels In this city
FL relentless and
uming protection the gambling evil the st plan Of
watching equeners the
business
terminated the of individuals
who hus themselves untrustworthy
81 Paso gamble Juarez has been felt
this city
recently declaring that the receipts
of the games averaged gold nearly
Of
running because they foreign
country improbable
Pasop atn of game
the Hill
in announced palaal
This should become
important freight either
level road from Galveston clear
northezn Of the Rockies
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-16

pen is next sent to a copper lathe and
polished, after which it is put through
the rolls which give it shape After
this it goes to an expert with an anvil,
who hammers the nib in order to pro-
duce in it the desired elasticity 1t is
said that the average loss in pen max
ing by grinding and other processes, is
Is per cent of the gold, about half Of
which is recovered in sweepings- The
dust of a big pen factory is worth
thousands Of dollars a year
Taft's Fine Pen.
1t is said that one of the finest pens
in the world was made last year for
president Taft 1t consists of a rubber
lined wood barrel. the wood having
been taken from one of the Is trees
planted by Alexander Hamilton in COM
memoration of the founding of the
union. 1t is bound by three gold bands,
on which appear the words: ''Protec-
ton. Progress, Patriotism" On each
side of the cap is a name plate appro-
priately inscribed. p, Another historic
pen is that of Isaac Reed of New York,
the holCer of which was carved from
the tense box of George Washington.
This was used by Abraham Lincoln
during the Civil war.
After many years of using the mod
tated back to the fashioned quill.
The quill pen in the supreme court was
like the snuff box in the senate, too
fine a tradition to be dispensed with,
yet not available for everyday use.
Last year attorney general Wickersham
appeared in court one day, and found
when he went to sign paper that his
fountain pen was missing from his vest
pocket. So he took up the old quill
and dashed off his name in a manner
worthy of the best Greek traditions
In the old days the quill pen was worn
down in the course of eight hours, and
in the larger offices an usher was en-
ployed to go from desk to desk with
his pen-knife, mending and sharpen
ing the quilts. The word pen-knlfe
originated from this practice.
The American Lead Pencil.
The United States is now making the
bulk of its own pencils. The industry
started in England in 1865. when the
Cumberland graphite mine was discov-
cred. So pure was this graphite thai
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-16

DROBABLY the only way to solve
~ the problem of how to make hap
piness in matrimony a dead sure
thing, instead of the hundred to-one
shot that it is now, is to bring the
question Of marriage down out of the
clouds and put it on practical basis
In reality, marriage is, primarily,
business proposition that involves is
sues of the most material sort. When
man marries he goes into a partnership
that he swears he never will break,
no matter whether it turns out well or
ILL He assumes obligations that he
can never honorably repudiate. He
takes upon himself the burden OF sup
porting an indefinite number of peo-
pie
When a woman marries, she settles
her fate so far as this worlds goods
and chattels are concerned, because she
cuts herself off equally from what she
might earn herself if she had stayed
single. and from marrying some other
man who might provide for her better
than the one she. has chosen
Marriage. means all Of this finan-
cially to both men and women. and yet
we ignore this business side of it. and
persist in regarding it from the senti-
mental standpoint.
If a callow young couple think they
are in love they rush into matrimony,
even though they haven't a penny to
bless themselves with, and people
who are sane enough on other sub
jects applaud them and pat them on
the back for doing it, instead of hav-
ing them committed TO. the nearest
lunatic asylum.
stomach Best Heart.
OF course, such a marriage almost
invariably turns out failure, because,
as we are unfortunately constituted.
we are more stomach than heart, and
only in poetry and novels can one feed
upon romance
In real life, the possession OF the
most intense devotion to another does
not prevent us from getting cold and
hungry and desiring to keep up with
the fashions.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-16
Dorothy Dir On R; 81 1s:.I ''''s''

It is an established fact that nobody
can take the proper interest in love-
making when his or her appetite is
clamoring for beefsteak and onions.
nor can any romance survive the
bounding Of the bill collector. For any
marriage 10 be happy, it must have
sufficient financial backingsat least TO
provide the necessities and a few OF
the frills of existence
In view of this, 1t Is nothing short
Of crime that we should teach young
people that love is enough to- marry
on. 1t isn't enough byra long shot.
Love without money enough TO live de-
Gently son is 81 Shorter cut to thesdi-
verce court than marriage with money
and without love.
Undoubtedly the chances Of matrimo-
NAL happiness would be enormously in
creased If the wolf did not howl out
side of so many doors; If before a man
asked a girl TO marry him, he reflected
upon whether a salary that barely sup
ported him would support a wife and
twins, and If the girl considered he
question of whether she was making a
good trade in giving up her SIS job for
a $40 husband, and exchanging three
square meals a day for a diet Of bread
and water with a certainty of getting
only the. water
Marry Realities.
The trouble is that we have thrown
glamour about matrimony that makes
young people who have never tried it
think of the, holy estate as one in
which people are lifted above the or
binary needs OF life, and when they find
that this isn't true. and that after mar
riage they are just as hungry, and just
as much interested in pleasures and
amusements as they were before, why,
it is apt to give those who have rush
ed in unprepared a jolt from which
they never recover.
If marriage were always painted as a
stern reality, a cold, hard, business
proposition, requiring both capital and
labor, to be carried on successfully,
we should have fewer weddings, but
they would be happier ones.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-16
Bridge At the Boarding House
HANK On "A Tragedy

Mere Man-No. It's too late now.
Second w. Bob you horrid thing.
No wonder I make mistakes with that
noise going on upstairs. Can't some
body stop it?
Mere Man (hopefuly)-S Suppose /
shut the folding doors2
Third W. B.-Goodness. No. It's in
Sufferably hot in here as it is. 1 suppose
we'll have to grin and bear it.
Phonograph-'I love you-u. I love
you-u, 1 love you-u. You ar-r-r-e the
ide-e-e-l of my dreams, grk, grk, grk'.
First ". B-wouldn't you think
she'd get tired OF playing that thing?
Second w. Bob, she's just doing
that to annoy us.
Third w B-Isn't it hateful of her?
Phonograph-+I always knew it was
some one like you-grk"
First w B.-The thing seems to be
hooking US.
Mere Man-Are I'VE going to play
cards, or are we not?
First W. 3. eignoring the N Ny
Next time see her I'm going to tell
her just what 1 think about it.
Second ". B.-And I'll back YOU up.
dear.
Third w. B.-I wish she'd come in
now. I'd give her piece of my mind.
Owner of photograph suddenly ap-
pears.)
Mere Man (to himself)-Now for
some fireworks
Photograph Owner-Good evening.
How did you like the concert?
First ". B. (smiling sweetly)-yery
much. indeed, but why didn't you play
some of those operate airs? just love
them.
Second W. B-so do
Third w. B.-Yes. we missed them.
P. OOH I'm so sorry. I'll go back
and start one up. Shall L?
Chorus of Women Boarders-0h.
please do.
Mere Man Throwing his cards on the
table in disgust We'll. for the love of
Mikel Ladies. GOOD NIGHT! brushes
upstairs.) (Curtain.D
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-16

it could be used in pencils without any
change other than to glue it between
strips of wood. A century or moro
later the industry got its best footing
in Germany (which. to this day leads
the world in the production of pencils
About a half century ago American
manufacturers took up the business,
and today they are among the worlds
heaviest producers The leads of pen
ellis are made of graphite and clay.
The average person is familiar with
graphite in the form of stove backing
and bicycle lubricants The present
supply. Of this product, which is really
the diamond in another form, comes
from Mexico, eastern Siberia, Bohemia
and CeyIon. The more clay used in
combina ton with the graphite, the
harder will be the lead
In the manufacture Of the lead pencil
the graphite is first treated by a num-
Der of processes, then mixed with the
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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-16
4 A Years Ago To-
81 From The Herald OF Hour
This Date 1895. AA

Mrs. Belle Schultz has returned from
Albuquerque.
Judge Allen. Blacker has gone east
for short time on business.
Billy Wilson went to San Antonio
this afternoon for a weeks absence.
F.. s. Earle has gone to Hermosillo.
]. C. Pearce has been visiting in
Nogales.
Three tramps tried to cut their way
into I. NJ Lawrence's apartments the
other night but were unsuccessful.
The Dallas Shriners will be here
next month with their extensive and
costly paraphernalia to institute in
Ell Paso a temple of the Mystic Snrlne
Manager Huber. of the Mexican ore
company, has resigned his job and Will
return to Switzerland President Myer
will attend to the duties Of the office
Conductors Donohoe and McHugh.
who formerly ran between Ell Paso
and Silver City, are now running be-
tween Rincon, Lake City and Silver
City.
The Corralitos Railway company has
track laid now two miles south of the
yards, and as all the material needed
is on hand, work will go on rlSEt
along.
waters Davis, T. A Falvey, Joan
RQhan. johns, SC6lNldn -hAISASAA
have returned from SouZ, whence they
brought back 200 ducks and six geese,
so Aft Hampton says.
The Republican demonstration was
a marked event in local political his
tory. for the town was painted in red
fire and metaphorical red paint for
over several hours
The Ministers union met this morn
ing and decided to hold Thanksgiving
day services in the Presbyterian
church, with Rev. J. T: French, OF
! Trinity to preach the sermon
The schools reopened this morning
after a 10 days suspension, with a
good attendance. Those who have re-
ceived honor grades are: NJ. Ainsa, E.
Shelton, Augur. w. Lamely. Louis
Hubbard, 80 percent; NJ. Martin, A.
Jones, Josephine Clardy and s. Wolfe
81 M Kiefer, 90.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-16

n EAREsT MUMsIE-so many
things have happened since L
- last wrote you that 1 hardly
know where to begin, but the most
important thing of all is that we are
settled in our house, and it's just too
lovely for words.
1 have found two perfect treasures
of servants, both Irish.
The cooks name is Mary. and II L
didn't have you, sweet Mumsie, to
confide in. I think I'd choose Mary of
all the women I've ever seen she
has the sort Of MOTHERHOOD that
makes you feel like flinging yourself
on her bosom and eonfiding all your
woes and joys.
AS for Norah. the waitress, she Is
so young and so pretty that L know
I'll never be able to keep her. Some
envious man will snatch her away
from me. She has only been in this
country six months and her accent is
too delicious.
Mumsie. I do wish 1 had paid more
attention when you used to want me
to learn things about Housekeeping. l
don't know anything, and If 1t Weren
for Mary, we'd starve to death.
Young Mistakes.
go to market becaLse think
every young housekeeper ought 10 at
tend to her marketing, but, oh, 90
make some silly mistakes. Just thlnki
I couldn't tell a duck from chicken
after the feathers were off,
Oh, 1 must tell you-yesterday l was
in town lunching with Eleanor Peck
ham at Delmonico's, when who shouio
walk in but Mr.. Sinclair. He has oeeh
abroad ever since last summer, ana ne
looked so well and goodlook1ng.
1 introduced him to III Eanor-
love to make a mach between lhoSe
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-16
Beatrice airfax,
LETTERS OF A
BRIDE. +"

two. He said he very often motoreu
out on Long Island, so l couIdnt very
we'll do anything else but ask MIN ~
call if he were in our neighborhood-
Men are funny creatures, Mumsie.
When 1 told Bobby about having met
Mr.. Sinclair he didn't look very pleased
He couldn't be so silly as to be Jeaious'
could he? You know we made up our
minds never to be jealous or doubt each
other. .- c.
Anyway, I mean to marry Mr. oih
clair to Eleanor; they are just suited
to each other.
Her First Dinner.
We are invited to dine at the Den
tons on Thursday and, as the dinner
is given for US, I'm going to wear my
wedding dress.
I'm quite nervous about making my
first appearance as a married woman
I hope I don't do anything wrong 1t
TO be a dinner of eighteen, SO every
thing will be very smart. me Den-
tons do things so well.
Mumsie, dear, did dad belong to any
clubs when you were first married!
Bobby belongs to several, ana, OIL
course I'm not going to mind ms go
ing to them; 1 wouldn't be so narrow
but I lust wondered if Dad went 10
any. Most men do, I suppose
must close now, darling, Tor II
nearly time for Bobbys train, ana l
always go to meet him.
go over in the motor and we walk
back. for the exercise
Oh. Mumsfe, was any girl ever SO
happy as I am?
With heaps of love for both OF you;
and tell Dad to write soon again,
love his funny letters. .Goodoy your
happy, happy daughter
Peggy Cation,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-16
Why Not Feed Here?


sold s18
trainoad The farmers
gather. and AXE fronfo to for
in Buffalo
by the
offers
profits if in
he
Of
you'd interchange immense
parties concerned.