Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-10-19

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land coast
NATURE HAS q way Of evening up,
IS witness italy with her eruptions
and fair Florida with her hurricanes.
( New Mexico, whose climate beat
them all. seems TO get off the easiest
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THE PREAMBLE Of the constitu-
ton has been agreed upon. Making
progress. those delegates.
49,
VAUGHN IS appropriating more
than her share OF the spotlight, pull
ing off q sensational murder and cap
turing a %nororious train highwayman
IN the same week
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WHETHER OR not he makes good,
Colonel Theo. Roosevelt is in for the
biggest lambasting of his life. With
the Tammany tiger and the old guard
lined up together r. r.. VIII have to
set q new record for s~trenuosity.
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BUT THINK how chagrined the SUI
preme court must be.
LIE MIN 10 AZ oaAAlhHf ~ - HHAAf
are now employing 1900 men. But
we haven't noticed any drop In the
price of coal.
THE ARIZONA convention would
twist the tail Of the wildcat mine. The
New Mexico convention might do
worse.
TACOMA IL now busily trying TO
explain II. You ought to take Albu-
querquo as an example and be hon
est. We don't need any padding down
here.
THE FLORIDA Keys are in danger
of being torn off the ring.
$40
TEN BALLOONS set sail from st.
Louis. Fleets of schooners are launch
ed there every day
PARIS. SAYS q dispatch, is Jared
by exploding bombs. No-It takes
something more than bombs to jar
Paris.
NOW THEY are telling us that
marshmallows are made of glue. sui
phurie acid. etheric flayors and coal
tar. Next thing they will be branding
the a1l-day sucker and we shall be
left comfortloss.
ONE sOUBRETTE has kicked the
crown Off the king Of the Portuguese
axs
CANDIDATE sTIMsON began a
speech by saying lin the language OF
our great supreme court This won't
do. HASN'T the colonel told us 1t Is
fossilized?
FX-KING MANUEL may reflect
that Uncle Joe Cannon is likely to get
worse treatment.
III WELLMAN ala do 1t, no one
woul over believe him. 1t would De
enother case Of Cook.
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TT is A TRIFLE early, but here's
nothing like taking time by the fore
lock and figuring out I'm advance how
three dollars and fifty cents Is going
to buy Christmas presents for all the
folks back east.
A NEW YORK court has decided
that a man need not support ms
mother-in-law and hat If his wife
leaves him and goes to live with nov
mother he need not support her
either. 1t is satisfactory every now
and then to learn that man has n Few
rights LETT.
WITH RARE tact the undertakers
viii meet this month, not in Santa Fe'
but IN Roswell
TT is SAID that Mayor Gaynor has
not fully regained the use of his voice.
evidently. however. he has a FOUNTAIN
pen or a typewriter of something that
works very well.
oHARANGUES or demagogues
drunk with their conceit. Is an
| expression showing that for the nonee
vice President sherman had lald
aside his sunny smile.
81
FRAUD Of great extent against the
government have been discovered ia
Japan. Undoubtedly the Initiative
| Japs learned this In America. a good
many OF them, moreover, have lived
in Frisco.
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SECRETARY Ballinger has beeh
Injured In a wreck, The fact b "a no.
body has accused Mr.. Pinchot of hav-
ing dorailod the train shows that the
hca. of controversy is less fierce than
formerly.
FRANCE has decided TO admit the
| American potato. There never was
/ good round for not admitting IT,
| France seems to reason most clearly
on an empty stomach.
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A WOMAN ot 90, in advising the
! less mature Of her sex SAYS; swim
and avoid corsets' Women are will
inp enough To- swim 81 they have OPP
~portunity. aud the water is fine but
as 10 avoiding corsets they are not
that anxious 10 attain TO 80.
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WHEN VICE President sherman
hurled "a bolt az arrogant dtctators'
the chances are that Speaket Canhoh
dodged.
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