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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-27
Sonda
SEAS0NABLE FRUITS AT
REASONABLE QUOTATIONS.

Some peaches were selling as low as
DC per pound Friday, although they were
not the best, Grapes We're selling at two
pounds for 25c; apples, four pounds for
26C and cantaloupes from &c each up
ward The prices on the different va
rictlcs of rlums had not changed and
the supply was good. There We're lots
OF melons on the market. Sweet pota-
toes were selling for lOc n pound and
tomatoes were three pounds for l0c Egg
plant corn. celery, cucumbers. squash.
caulliiower, beans, peppers. turnjps and
rhubarb were still plentiful on the
market.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-27
Local Securities

John C. Cutler. Jr,. investment banker.
has the following 10 say with regard 10
general business conditions, in his rcGu-
lar weekly financial review:
Business. locally. shows a little ac-
tivity In some lines. but in other direc-
tSons there Is continued quictness, al
though there are several indications of
improvement. The reports of crop yields
are making better showing than ex-
pected. The conditions at many OF the
mines show improvement. Then the
money market Is somewhat easier.
"There have been few sales of local
bonds and securities during the week at
quoted prices"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-27
Kansas CitY.

KANSAS CITY, Aug. o6.-Cattlc--Re-
ccipts $500; market steady. Native
steers, s4756S25 COWS and hcifcrs, 81 so
TS.7J, slockers and feeders. S2,2506.25;
bulls, s3.25m4.10: calves. $16S.25. west
cru steers. st.5oGI25; western COWS.
81. .756D4.S5.
Hogs-Rcccipts 1000; market steady
Bulk OF sales Ss.S5@9.30: heavy. sS.951
$40; packers and butchers, S9@9.3O;
light, S9.10GI9.3S.
Shcep-Reccipts. $500: market strong.
Muttons, $466: limbs, S6M6 10; fed
wethers and yearlinGs. S4@5.75; fed west
ern ewes, S3.5004.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-27
New York Flour and Grain.

NEW YORK, Aug. 20 Elour-Steady;
winter straishis. S1.S5mi45; Kansas
straIghts, 81. .SO6 800; receipts. 20 $50 bar
rcIs; shipments. S325 barrels
Wheat-Spot. easy; No. , red. 81 .06 elc-
vator and $1O1. + oh. afoat: new No
northern Duluth. $l.22l fob. 10 arrive
Futures had an easier opening today UNI
der sales by recent buyers. a lcsscned
export demand and continued pressure
of cash wheat Later the market rail-
lied on covering and closed steady al b@
&c net decline. September closed at
sl0sl December at Si.l0s. and May at
S1.1sI Receipts. 81. 500 bushels.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-27
New York Money,

NEW YORK. Aug. 26.-Closo:
Prime mercantile paper oi@6 per cent.
Sterling exchange weaker with actual
business in bankers bills at 81 S3 60@
4 SO So for siXty-day bills and AT 81 SO 90
FOR demand.
Commercial bills, 81 S3@4 S3s.
Bar silver, 62sc; Mexican dollars. i4c,
Government bonds steady railroad
bonds steady,
Money on call easy, 1imI5 per cent:
ruling rate. IL per cent, closing bid, Ii
per cent; offered at IL per cent.
Time loans quiet and steady; sixty
days. 3M3l per cent; ninety days 32@i
per cent; six months, 5@5i per cent.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-27
Dairy Produce.

CHICAGO. Aug 26.-Butter steady
crcameries. 2ilm29c, dairics, 25M21c.
Fggs--Receipts, 1870 steady at mark
cases included 14bI17ic; firsts. 2oc;
prime frsts, PC.
Cheese steady: daisies 16G16ac; twins,
15i@I5ac: young Americas, 1Gh@1G3c;
long horns. 16m16ic.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-27
New York Produce.

tied; unchanged.
Cheese Barely steady unchanged.
EEgs-About steady; unchanged
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-27
ST. Louis Wool.

ST. LOUIS. Aug. g6.-WooI. quiet:
medium grades combine and clothing
93M2 2ic; light fine. 1om9ic: heavy fine.
l5@11c; tub washed. 25@33c,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-27
Bradstreet,s Bank Clearinps,

NEW YORK, Aug. 26-Bradstreet's
bank clearings report for the week end
ing August 90 shows an aggregate OF
s2470, $40 900 against S2.537, 923 900 last
week and So 800 .597. 900 in tho correspond
Ing week last year. The following is
list of the cities:
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-27
st. Joseph,
Special 70 Tho Tribune.

SOUTH ST JOSEPH. Aug. 2s-Shcep
Receipts. 1900: prospects; steady: Idaho
Utah lambs. So 00GII 90; Idaho Utah feed
er lambs. S6,00M650; daho- Utah year
lines. $4,7565 so. Idaho-Utah feeder
yearlings, 6lo@ 80: Idaho-u Utah weth-
ers So 90Mi.50. Idaho-Utah ewes, $4,000
400.
Cattlc-Rcceirts. 500. prospects steady;
Co,ora do Wyoming steers, $..75n?. 90:
Colorado Wyoming cowS, S3.506D475:
Colorado Wyoming Gamers. Sc,50GI3 40,
Colorado w yoming feeders $3.50@6.00.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-27

Visit the Idlewild. Ogden canyon 3
famous resort Everything first class.
Trout dinners, S1,00, Clean, airy
rooms, $500 and $3.50 per wcok, FREQ
dancing every Tuesday and Friday
evenings.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-27
New York Sugar.

NEW YORK. Aug, 26.-sugar-Raw W,
firm muscorado, 50 test: 3.S5c. cen
trlfugal. sc test. 4.45c; molasscs sugar.
SO test. 3.70c. refined, steady: crushed.
5.95c. granulated. 2bc; powdered, 5.35c.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-27
GRAIN STATISTICS.

Total clearances OF wheat and nour
were equal TO I41 600 bushels. Exports
for the week as shown by Bradstrcct's,
were equal TO 1.29 900 bushels, Primary
receipts were Ia. 900 bushels. compared
with SI2 900 bushels The corresponding
day "a year ago. Estimated receipts for
tomorrow: Wheat. liz cars. corn. go
cars; oats, 30i cars; hogs, 10, 900 head.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-27
CASIi OUOTATIONS.

Cash quotations were as follows. Flour.
easy; No. . rye. 7ic. feed or mixing
barley. 55m5Sc: fair to choice mailing.
64m72ic: flax seed. No. l southwestern.
s226, No. / northwestern, S2.iS. timothy
seed, So 006625. clover. $3.50; mess
pork per barrel. s2l 60m21.75; lard, per
100 pounds. sl1.9IA: short ribs. sides
Ooosc). S11 62k@Dl2 l2A short clear sides
(boXcdJ Si2 - 6Di2 30.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-08-27

GOOD PRINTING PAYS.
Century Printing Pays, 55-57 Post,
office Dlaco
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OFFICE hooSs-o@L" 10 a NJ 20 SUNDAY. n TO p NJ
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TreasurY Statement.

ToiaI sales for The day. 33o.30O shares.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-08-11
CHINESE CUNNING.
An officials Subtle Scheme For Secur.
ing His Prisoners.

An officials Subtle Scheme For Secur.
ing His Prisoners.
One of the funniest stories about
Chinatown is not really Chinese. 1t
was told by a British consul at one Of
the treaty ports. He arrested nine de-
linquent Chinese, intending to turn
them over to the tender merCies of the
native magistrate next morning Mean
while he gave them into the custody
of a Chinese policeman, telling him tc
lock them up, though there was no Jail
ut the consulate. But the policeman
was equal to the emergency. He SOL
emnly saluted, saying, 81 obeyw and
marched his men off. Soon he return
ed and announced that they were
safely Gagged
The consul was curious to see how
and where. He followed his police
man to the yard. There he saw the
nine prisoners dancing round the con.
sulate Flagstaff, lugubriously chanting
the Chinese equivalent of ring around
a rosy" Whenever the dance showed
signs Of tagging the policeman stirred
them up with long pole. They seem-
ed at first sight to be holding each
others hands, but, looking closer, the
consul saw that they were handcuffed
together.
Well" said the consul, IF they are
chained in a ring around the flagstaff
they can certainly not get away. But
why do you make them dance"
"Ah," answered the Chinese police
man, with infinite cunning, 80 that
they cannot climb up the pole and get
awayr,
The consul broke out into a loud
British laugh and tried to explain to
the Chinaman that the nine prisoners
could certainly not all climb up the
pole at once, but the Chinaman had
his idea and held to 1t. So the dance
went on.-Harper's Weekly.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-08-11
Saved hv His Wit.

Lord Justice Fitzgibbon. at the tins
when he was one Of the justices of ap.
peals of Ireland. was holding assizes
in Tipperary county when man was
brought before him on indictment for
murder. The case was proved that the
victim came to his death by being hit
with a stick In the hands of the de
fendant, but the doctor testified that
he had what they called in medical
parlance a paper skull"
The case looked dark for the prison
er. however. and the jury returned a
verdict of guilty. AS the man was
brought before the court for sentence
1t was noticed that his lordship had his
black cap In his hand.
"Have you anything to say why SEN
tence should not be pronounced upon
your demanded Lord Fitzgibbon.
The man looked for moment and
then said. mo, your lordship, have
nothing to say, but should like to
ask one question"
.. what is that. my manT said Fitz'
gibbon.
II should like to know what a man
with head like that was doing In
Tipperaryf"
The black cap was put away and a
prison sentence imposed
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-08-11

Corruption at elections In England
took many curious forms In olden days.
but there have been few more ingen-
ious plans for securing the election Of
the desired candidate than that prac-
ticed at Seaford In 1870. II was doubt
full which way the polling would so
unless receiving officer could be
found willing to pass some twenty-slx
persons who still wanted seventeen
days to complete the six months resi-
dence required by law. Accordingly
1t was arranged that the candidate
should insist on all the six oaths de-
manded by statute being administered
to each voter individually, and this.
together with the time spent in deal
ing with every frivolous objection rails
ed by counsel, made II impossible to
poll more than four votes day, 50
that the twenty-slx where duly quail,
fed by the time their turn came to
vote.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-08-11
MOSIER.

Mrs. Emma Kingsbury, of Farming
ton, Wash, and Mrs. Ora Thomason,
of Turner, Ore, sisters of Mrs. Rachel
Stewart are here at present visiting.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. N. Mosier went this
week to Portland also intending to at
tend the gathering of Elks at Astoria.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. A. Frey will assume
control of the "Pines HOTEL the 9th of
August. Mrs. Niles, who has recently
managed the Hotel will leave this week
for her home in White Horse, Alaska.
She says she prefers the north coun-
try.
Messrs. W. 0. Coleman, Jr., and c.
Munroe, of Chicago, who have been
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Howe, left Sat
urday for Denver, Colo.
Mrs. E. E. Frederick and two sons,
visited The Dalles Thursday, where the
youngest child, Andry, underwent an
operation for adnoids.
Misses Emily Husbands and Bessie
Jones spent the week with their grand
mother, Mrs. A. Root, at Collins, Wash.
returning home Saturday on the boat.
Misses NADIA Clark and Matte Hud-
son, spent Saturday in Hood River.
Messrs. Littlepage, Dunsmore and
Spear returned the last Of the week
from the mountains near Cacsade Locks
with three deer.
Mrs. G. Godberson, her daughters,
Anna and Dorthy, accompanied by
Thomas GodbersOn and Lee Hunter,
spent several days camping near Cloud
Capp Inn last week. On Friday the 9th
Mesrss. Godberson, Hunter and Miss
Anna, in company with three other
sightseers and a guide, climbed old
Mt. Hood. They started from the Inn
about a. M, reaching the summit at
10 p. M, spending 30 minutes enjoy
ing the grand view, seeing eight or
more snow peaks. They made the de-
scent tired but happy, returning home
Saturday.
q. ]. Phillips and children were call
ed this week to Portland by the serious
illness of Mrs. Phillips.
Rev. Ralph H. Chaffee left Friday
for Long Beach, Cal, where, he will
visit with his brother and family.
VIM. Rowland went to Hood River
Monday to visit his mother, Mrs. A.
Stewart, who is at the Cottage Hospl-
tai taking treatment At the last re-
port she was doing nicely.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-08-11
Trappino Baboons,

Hagenbeck In his book says that bab-
oons are caught In traps made much
like the huts OF savages. Food is put
into the huts, and once the baboons go
inside trapdoor closes behind them.
Outside balloons make great to do
and urge the prisoners to escape.
When the trappers come the captured
balloons are terror stricken and try to
force their heads through the walls Of
the huts. One baboon was caught
three times In the same trap, and sew
eral when turned loose got back into
the same trap second time. When
the balloons are carried away all their
comrades thereabout climb into trees
and scream out to the prisoners, who
answer in sad, mournful voices. On
one occasion some big Arabian bah
oons were trapped, when 1000 or 5000
baboons hurled themselves upon the
trappers, who had hard work to save
themselves with firearms and clubs.
AS the trappers were forced back the
victorious baboons tore up the trap
and turned loose the captured baboons.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-08-11
i'If.D

Joseph Chamberlain, the English
statesman, was once indebted to a
nursery rhyme for great oratorical
hit. In one of his speeches he was
criticising Lord Beaconsfeld and Lord
Salisbury on their return from Berlin,
where they had been carrying on ne
gotiations with Bismarck. Both had
made speeches explaining their ac-
tions, and one of them In the course
of his oratory used the word 'ff" so
many times as to give MIR. Chamber
lain a chance In his reply to make one
of those popular illusions which are
remembered longer than any logic.
what the honorable gentleman has
said," be remarked, ''remlnd me Of
rhyme | learned from my nurse:
"If all the seas were bread and cheese.
II all the rivers were ink,
II all the lakes were currant cakes,
What should we have to drink2"
The effect on the audience was tre-
mendous. No one ever forgot that IF"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-08-11
.BARNUM & BAILEY
TOBE IN PORTLAND

Announcement is made that on
Thursday and Friday, August 1926,
the Barnum and Bailey Greatest Show
on earth will visit Portland. This is
the best news of the day to those who
are fond of the circus form of amuse
ment. For tifty-fve years this has
been the leading show of the world.
This year it comes forth with an entire
new euipment which cost the mango
ment So, 500, COO.
The main performance is given in
three rings, on two stages, on an i'm
mense Roman race track and in the
dome. The climax of the program is
the appalling performance of Des-
perado, a mad Frenchman, who leaps
from the dome of the tent and lands on
his bare chest. Additional thrills are
given by Jupiter, pure-white
Arabian horse. 1t rides to the dome
of the tent in a balloon and descends
amid the Niagara of exploding rockets
and fireworks. Then there is Charlie
the Firts, beyond all question the most
remarkable animal that ever came
to the notice of scientists. Charlie
the First is merely chimpanzee, but
he has become the greatest bicycle
rider and and acrobat in the world.
He does an act on one of the stages
that is the wonder of the age. In the
menagerie is found the most remarks
able geological exhibit ever seen out
side of the interior of the African
Jungle. 1t is Bumbino, the first and
only baby giraffe ever born or ex-
hibited in America. Only once before
in history has the stork visited the
giraffe pen an of a captive zoo ami
mails. That event happened over fifty
years ago in London, England. The
youngster died before it could be
placed on exhibition. Bumbino is only
three feet tall, less than one-seventh
of its mothers height. The youngtser
is worth its weight in gold.
On the list of performers are the
names of 400 of the worlds most
talented performers. The new parade
is a marvel of interest. 1t is a pan
Drama of thousand wonders. There
are three miles of it.
Here is an opportunity for the people
of the Hood River valley to see the
greatest circus ever organized. The
railroads will lower the rates of fare
and special excursions will be run.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-08-11
Wise Elephants,

Elephants, those animal sages that
are constantly changing keepers, be-
come so wise and know so much about
the tricks of the trade and human ma
ture In general that they finally will
not work for any man. 1t is doubtful
If there is a bull elephant more than
fifty years old performing in this coun.
try. They have not gone bad" as the
showmen say, but have learned too
much, picked up from their keepers,
and they cannot be worked with safe
ty. An elephant that is going to make
trouble turns his back on his intended
victim and begins to swing his great
body from side to side. Then in a
fash he wheels, catches the offender
with his trunk and hurls him perhaps
twenty feet away, following swiftly
to crush the life from his body with
his mighty knees.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-08-11
BlNGEN
(From the ObserverJ

Surveyors for the Mount Adams
Electric Railroad were at work on the
mountain side back of Bingen on Tues
day, which would tend to show that
the proposed scheme is still very much
alive.
The county commissioners of
Skamania county have refused to
renew the Underwood saloon license,
and it will be closed the 18th of this
month.
Ed. Ellis, of Trout Lake, lost some
of his fingers of his right hand in the
sawmill at that place last week.
F. M. Spawn died last week at
Waldport, Ore., at the age of 81
years. He was a former Klickitat
county man having resided near Lyle
for over 35 years.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-08-11
How Every Man Should Vote.

Anybody who doesn't vote my way
is a darned fool" exclaimed a little
man on an outbound trolley car.
What's that?" asked big man,
turning around In his seat and looking
back.
Anybody who doesn't vote my way
is darned fool!' repeated the little
man.
Did understand you arightT
asked the big man, rising from his
seat and coming back to the rear Of
the car where the little man was seat
ed.
The little man looked the big man
over, but he was game and said once
more, Anybody who doesn't vote my
way is darned foolw
Hold on a minute said the big man,
who seemed on the point of starting
something. First tell me which way
you are going TO vote"
A foxy CLEAN shot into the eyes Of
the little man, and he piped as daunt-
lessly as ever, "pm going to vote any
way l darned pleasev Birmingham
Age Herald.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-08-11
Ink at 500 q Pound,

"The best India ink-it should ne11ly
be called China ink-never leaves Chi
na," said a missionary. "It costs 500
a pound, and the scribes use 1t In writ
ing the correspondence Of the royal
family and the mandarins. India ink
is made of the oil Of poisonous seeds
Of the sesamum or COLA tree. Varnish
and pork fat are added to the oil, and
then, by means Of combustion, all is
changed to lampblack. The lampblack
paste mixed with glue is beaten for
days ON an anvil, and musk is gradu-
ally mixed In to give perfume and the
purest gold leaf to give a rich luster.
Finally the ink is dried in molds for
about a month. What makes the best
India ink so costly is its purity and,
above all, the long time given to It's
combustion and subsequent beating.
II you saw its beauty you wouldn't
think It dsar at $100 a pound."-Phila-
delphia Bulletin.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-08-11
MARRIAGE Marts,

The famous Tunis marriage mart Is
held twice year, In the spring and in
the autumn. The Tunisian girls attend
by the hundreds, each with her dowry
in coin and jewelry disposed about her
person. The golden girdle Of maiden
hood encircles her waist, and in 1t is
an unsheathed dagger. When the dag
ger is gently removed by passing gal
liant and presently returned, 1t means
that proposal has been made.
A prettier custom prevails among the
Ooraon maids, who. at stated intervals,
assemble in the market place. In front
Of each is lighted lamp, an emblem
Of conjugal fidelity. A young man
feels attracted and gently blows upon
the fame, extinguishing 1t. When the
girl relights it, it is a rejectment; If she
allows the lamp to go unlighted, how
ever. the suftor is acceptable.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-08-11

C. E. Blackwell made trip to Port
land Thursday for surgical treatment
of his foot.
Thoams Cahill arrived from Ohio
last week and will spend the summer
with his friend, Harold Hood.
Mr.. Clark. from Berkley, California
is visiting his uncle, j. Morgan Lewis.
VIM. Vogt, the clothier, is opening
his goods and will be ready to do a
little business by Saturday.
Wade Dean returned on Monday
from his business trip to the heat
stricken East, st. Paul in particular.
Chas. Spencer has purchased H. L.
Simpsons fine residence on the bluff
and will make it his home.
J. M. Lewis secretary of the local
Fruit Growers Union, made straw
berry growers happy on Monday by
mailing a bunch of checks aggregating
$4,000 for May shipments. The
Union shipped over $4,000 of the
White Salmon Valley berries and the
Independents sent out perhaps an
amount equal to ten per cent of the
UNIONS shipments. Net price was
$2.33 per crate,
White Salmon has joined the fedora
tion of nine southwestern Washington
counties, voting at its meeting on
Saturday afternoon to pay the $75
necessary for membership. E. E.
Mills was elected a delegate to the
Federation's next quarterly meeting
at Hoquaim, where he is down on the
program to handle the subject, ''The
Fruit Industry of the White Salmon
Valley" The next meeting will be
at Goldendale. 1t was decided not to
spend much money in magazine ad-
vertising, other than "Better Fruit, y
but to plan for an exhibit of apples
at the Chicago Tribune apple show
this fall, the object being to send a
delegate along to properly set the
exhibit and "spiel" for White Salmon
Valley.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-08-11

Lilly, the astrologer and alchemist.
could not see for himself sufficiently
far into that future which he professed
to be able to scan SO clearly for others
to guard him against making a fool Of
himself by marrying. He caught &
vixen, "of the temper of Mars" to use
his own words, and the fact that she
brought him $500 as dowry did not
count for much In the way Of compen.
sation, seeing that "she and her rela-
tions cost him $1,000"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1910-08-11

She longed for a new hat So she
began to worry her husband for a new
dress.
He-A new dressl Can't afford It..
If you wanted gloves or new hat |
wouldn't mind. But new dress!
She-Well, don't get flurried, dearest.
You know I always give in. So just
buy me a new hat