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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-23

necessary that the postal savings
banks will not be installed before
November LIST. The trustees have de-
cided but one thing definitely and
that is that only one office will be es-
tabllshed in state, and the contest
for this favored office has been a
source OF much annoyance to them,
and they have not been able to settle
this branch of the matter as yet,
though 1T is generally understood
they will be Offices ct the second and
third class, thus leaving the larger
cities out of the scheme for the pres
ent.
Some genius has written the Secre-
tary of the Treasury urging him to
recommend the adoption of one and
half cent piece, so that in making
change the seller will not always have
the big end of it. This economist has
figured it all out that the consumers
of the country lose about $1,000, 900
annually to the merchants by reason
of this defect in our coinage system.
He cites the fact that articles selling
for 25 cents, one half will cost 10 cents
and so on through the list. He insists
it is one of the tricks of the trade to
price articles at uneven sums so that
half will add the extra half cent to
his profits. The Secretary has not
accepted the suggestion.
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rbundsr and Lightning.

A bishop came to visit a chureh
where colored minister was presiu-
ing. Loudly and with much gestlcula-
ton the preacher proclaimed salvation.
When he had finished he approached
the bishop and asked how he liked the
sermon.
The bishop answered, "Why, pretty
well, but don't you think you spoke
too loud?"
We'll" said the preacher, cts tbs
way: What lacks in lightning | tries
to. make up in thunder. LADIES
Home Journal.
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SHERIFF'S SALE
Lebanon Twp,

By virtue of a writ of Fl. Fa. to me directed,
issued out Of the Court Of Chancery of New
Jersey; will expose to sale at public vendue
to the highest bidder, on
MONDAY, THE NINETEENTH DAY OF
SEPTEMBER,
in the year of our Lord one thousand nine
hundred and ten, between the hours of
twelve and five O'Clock in the afternoon, to
Remington tsi Hunterdon County, New jersey y!
all that certain lot tract and parcel of land
and, premises hereinafter, particularly de-
scribed, situate, lying and being in the town.
ship of West ,Amwell, in the county of Hun
terdon and state of New Jersey, beginning at
black oak tree, corner of land of Azariah
with Stevensons and John Sebold's line, south
seventy.tive and one-half degrees west, sixty
two chains and ,eighty,;seven links to a stone
in John ROSES line; thence ta) south forty
eight. degrees and forty minutes east, forty
five chains and eighty-seven links to stone
in the line between the townships of West Am
thence (3l with said township line, north
eighty'eight and one half degrees east, nine,
teen chains and sixty-fopr links to a corner to
Smiths land north nine and three-fonrths de-
grees west, fourteen chains and fifty-six links
to stone, corner to said Smiths land en- the
north side of the gatepost; thence (5) south
eighty one and one half degrees east. nine
chains and ten links to a hickory tree, marked
tor corner to the same; thence (6) north six
ty two and three-fourths degrees east, six
chains to corner Azariah Phillips line in
the valley and western margin of a small
"a with said Phillips line north, nine degrees
and forty minutes west, thirty chains and six
teen links to the place of beginning, and con-
tanning within said bounds i76 71-l0O acres of
land Nevertheless, saving and reserving and
excepting therefrom about one quarter Of an
acre of the same, sold by Richard Burroughs
of land conveyed to the said Charles Moore
by Richard Burroughs and wife by deed duly
executed and bearing date August 18th, A. D.
1868.
Seized as the property of Mary W. BOIL ct
ais, and taken in execution at the suit of Levy
Ellis Building Co., and to be sold by
GEORGE F. GREEN,
Sheriff.
ROBERTSON & DEMAREsT, Sol'rs.
Dated August ID, 1910 lpr's fee, $14.50.]
S-16-4t
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The Love of Butcher Boy.

Deer heart I'm in an awful stew
How I'll reveal my love for you
I'm such mutton head, l fear
feel SO sheep-ish when you're near.
l know it's only cow-ardice
That makes these Authorizations rise.
l dread a outlet me explain:
A single roast would give me pain.
l should not like to get the hooks
And dare not steak my hopes on looks.
never sausage eyes as thine
If you would butcher hand In mine
And liver round me every day
We'd seek some hamlet far away.
We'd meat life's frowns with loves ca
resS
And cIeav-er road to happiness.
-GraDhite,
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The Passing Of the Cradle.

Cradles are going out, says Success. "People tell
that rocking is unhygenc babes according to modern
IDEAS should go to sleep naturally in stationary germ
proof bed with antiseptic pillows and sanitized rattle
Sentiment may the cradle for little while but
later will to the dusty attic along with the
cloth sofa Maybe the infant of tomorrow will bear up
somehow under these accumulated msfortunes will
gle along somehow to maturity but what about the artists
the poets the song writer's? What world of sentiment
and melody has been around the theme moth
and the gently rocking crade What kind song will
the poet of the future be able to make about
eled iron crib with brass trimmings?"
good Councilman.
Republicans,dont forget your Town Meeting at Phil
lips Hall, Church street, o'clock, Wednesday evening,
August Gath inst
John Cotton is o. K. for Overseer of the Poor.
Republicans of Lamberville, turn out to the Town
Meeting have before turned out and nomin-
ate your best men for the Ward and City offices.
Who is there in the End Ward that would make bet
ter Assessor than AL. Heath? Think it
goes without saying that the Republicans of Sd
Ward will renominae for Council Chas. Crimson and for
School Trustee VIM Kachine aud elect them too for
people up there know good thing when they It,
For Assessor in the Sd Ward there are two 2 Repub.
can candidaes-Edward Thorne. (the little shaver and
present incumbent and VIM. Regain. WE'LL play
ing favorites in this We could love either were
tother dear charmer Whatever the result Re.
publcans will have good candidate.
Respect the Mayors proclamation and muzzle the
dogs. Sausage time is at hand and who knows but
the Mayor may go up against the Beef Trust.
? Do you love your Doggy-Muzzle him.
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OUR WASHINGTON LETTER.

From our Special Correspondent
There is much speculation here as to
the recent stir-up of the politicians by
the Presidents advisers. The elm
ination of Aldrich, Cannon and Bal
linger from the council table is
thought to be the beginning of gem
eral scheme to put new men to the
front aud thus try and placate the in
surgent element, which seems to be
getting beyond control in certain To-
calties. Ballinger will probably re-
sign before the fall elections, though
it is understood he wants to remain in
the cabinet until after his vindica
ton report is made by the Congress
sional investigating committee. This
report is prepared but will not be Civ
en- out until Congress convenes in De-
cember, but the report is now that the
Secretary will not be permitted to re-
main until that time. Postmaster
General Hitchcock has his eye on the
Senate from one of the new states of
Arizona or New Mexico, and his polit-
ical enemies hope to see his ambition
in this respect gratitied, as they have
very clear recollection of his ability
as chief engineer of the steam roller.
All of the Government Departments
here keep a record of what is termed
the conscience fund, and from time to
time this fund is augmented by some
conscience stricken citizen who has in
some way defrauded the Government.
One of the special sources of fraud
was in connection with pensions, but
has largely eliminated, and yet
there are some still on the rolls who
are not entitled to be. Another source
arises out of claims for loss OF proper
ty during the war. The Treasury a
short time ago received remittance
of $40 accompanied by letter in
which the anonymous writer stated he
had fradulently collected 5000 from
the Government on fictitious claim.
and he wanted to straighten the mat
ter out. He closed his letter thus, II
send this money because my con-
science troubled me, and when it
troubles me again will send some
more"
So much preparation has been found
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Summer Fancies.

Now it's an elephant chasing a snipe.
Now it's mandarin eating pig.
Now 1t Is Thackeray smoking his pipe
Now It's Hottentot dancing Jig.
Now it's a castle that's built in a tree.
Now it's flock of sheep out on the
turf
Now it's a sea serpent skimming the sea.
Now it's lot of girls out in the surf.
Now it's mastodon made of pot cheese.
Now it's battleship stately and proud.
What a gay poet g the gay summer breeze
Sculping its fancies upon white cloud.
r.. X. Munkittrick In Puck.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-23
The Dove of Peace.

The dove of peace not broodng the democratic
camp, says an exchange While the enemy is consoling
itself with the idea that there lack of harmony among
Republicans is fact patent to observer of existing
conditions that there the greatest confusion in the Dem
ocratic ranks.
There really five pronounced candidates in the
field for the nomination for and others
the way 'front.' Sheriff Harrgan of Essex county,
the latest appear the foreground and he
he will make determined effort to the nomination
The group in view hungry for gubernatoral hon.
ors composed of Wilson, Wittpen. Sze Kenny, Kat
zenbach and Harrgan, James Smith, Jr is bending
cry effort behalf of Wilson, who, he he believes is
the only candidate the field who would be able to
democratic victory at the opening of the campaign.
Mayor Wittpenn, of Jersey City, who was the first to
shy his castor in the ring just enthusiastic his
prospects of winning as he was at the beginning.
Sizer of Middlesex county, standing upon platform
of his writing, is hopeful of of today
than he ever has been.
Katzenbach while he says he is only in receptive
mood has gone far to the democrats in the
state of his attitude toward the leading issues.
Kenny of Hudson county, 'ponts with PRIDE to his
record member of the assembly, and insists that the
governorshp a reward that should be handed out
him.
Harrigan bases his claim for the nomination upon the
alleged that he has received nearly three thousand
tiers from many friends urging him to enter the
Down in Camden county the democrats divided
upon the question whether not they shall stand by
Woodrow Wilson. There is pronounced sentiment ther
against the man because ne mas support OF James
Smith. Many Camden democrats favor Kazenbach, and
he has large following in Monmouth county. In view
is evident that the democratic state
vention month will be of the vles affairs of
kind ever held in New Jersey, and it is unlikely that tn
who able to control it will have the ability har-
monte the disgrunted forces that to leave
the adjournment
WeW Jersey Home for Inc1r06les.
Local mention is made in another column of effort
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Landed on tho Wronq Place.

81 saw a rafting fight the other
evening between two theater ticket
scalpers. They damned away at each
other for half an hour without stop
ping"
"They must have been in good con-
dition.'
"They were hard as nails. One of
them broke his fist on the others
cheek" Chicago Tribune.
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In the Suburb.

"What beautiful public building is
that?"
"That isn't public building. It's
old man Savitt's summer cottage"
"And whose neat little cottage 10
that over there with the tower on it
that little one story frame AFFAIR.""
THAT isn't cottage. It's the First
Episcopal church. Life.
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ANNOUNCEMENT

To the Republican voters of Hunterdon tCo
l herewith announce that at the Primary FL
ectlon held in September l will be a candi-
date for the nomination of Freebooter on the
Republican Ticket and will appreciate your
support Respectfully,
EDISON r. WATERS,
Lebanon Twp. Glen Gardner, N. J.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-23
Only Ono Remove,

only Ono REMOVE.
Luckily you didn't have a home to
mortgage when you bought your auto
mobile"
mo. but ! did the next fashionable
thing"
what was that? ?"
II bought it through building and
loan association"-St. Louis Post-Dis.
patch.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-23
Needless Haste

First Bull-Tm chasing that woman
in red. -
Second Bull-What's your hurry? She
can't walk in philadelphia Ledger
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Exit tho Hero.

Exit the Hero.
The old fashioned hero, they tell US, has
passed
In all the late fiction he's badly out
claSsed.
1t is the fair maiden who harvests the
hays
And gets lots Of medals and all of the
praise.
We miss the old hero so dear to US all
His might and his courage we'd gladly
recall
But fiction and practice in this rapid age
Give woman the center and all of the
stage.
Cleveland Plain Dealer
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Outclassed.

When in her bathing suit she trod
The oceans sandy bed
Young Cupid. without smile or nod.
Quick turned his back and fled.
-Browning's Magazine.
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The Necessary Thinq,

That's just like them
whats the matter now?"
we asked them up for the week
end at our cottage. and they didn't
bring up solitary thing for us to eat ;"
Detroit Free Press.
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Life In cannn.

Dreaming he lay beneath the stars
TIL the crimson Of the dawning,
But when the sun sot in it's work
He crawied beneath the awning.
Detroit News.
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His Prospects

whats he a-doin' of now?"
"Nuthin' tall
"Any prospects?'
'Well. eff he doesn't strike anything
soon he may decide to run for coroner
or congress. Atlanta Constitution.
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Well Balanced

The jugsler does turn SO neat
But after all is said
We realize juggler's feat
Depends upon his head.
New York Times
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The Thine to Decide.

The important thing to decide in the coming campaign
between Republican protection and Democratic free
trade Both have been we'll tried in this country Choose
between the results after reference to your history.
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The Absent One.

"Thats two faced woman" said
Mrs. Tarterton.
WELL" replied Mrs. Barbwire, eff
she has more than one face she GER
tainE selects the poorest for ordinary
wear. Washington Star
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The Reason.

McWigger dotes on Arabellas hair.
He says it's bronze effect is really rare
And that its fineness is beyond compare.
Now. why should Arabellas tresses stir
The man? She's naught to him. Well.
infer
It's all because he sold the hair to her.
Chicago News
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-23

here by number of good to solicit aid for the
Jersey Home for Incurabes Longport The hospital is
in its infancy and shows unlimited possibilities. As for
resident already receiving treatment there seems
that the people of this city should give all the aid possible
to extend this really great 70 k
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-23
Summer Time Rubaiyat.

Myself when young did frequently incline
To tilt the cup and drain the ruby wine.
But now when thou doth hold the COM
mon purse
More often say "a lemonade for mine "
Spokane Spokesman Review.
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II Weekly Echo.

The whole question is question between prosperity
and stagnation low tariff, tariff that is not sui-
protection gives stagnation. The other gives
reasonable degree of prosperity That is the only dis
tncton there between Democratic and Republican poll
cies.-Porter J. McCumber u S. s., N. D.
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The Republican T01Un MeetinS.

Republicans should turn out strong at the town meet
ing tomorrow Wednesday evening. 1t Is question of
better opportunity than existed for sweeping
Republican victory in Lamberville. Certain officials
not giving satisfaction and the people demand change.
With the nomination of the best possible victory is
urad
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-08-23
Enforce the L0nsp L0zU.

One of subscribers writes to like this:
suggest that you call attention to the law requiring
all vehicles to carry lights.
olive public road. and not one wagon in doz-
that here has light. In fact have
a dozen lights this summer.
Even automobiles-two one night rushed bv wit bout
lights when too dark to the size the
Der of occupants
The law should be enforced for the safety of the
cling public
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:, Three nd per cent. interest paid on c.....
81 s pspSs and in Savings Dspa r Certificates
sr oale deposit boxes for rent IN rl e
IRON sna three dollars up Wills IN new vault
and kept free of charge. wins feceipted fol
and No ne charges made for COLLECTING
CA gdz, yLN soLL1D4Y, pr.s,,...
g rn, 9. HoLcoMBE, v psssa p,
f " X, A. PHILLIPS. c ss president.
WHY ". : y44tuL L Asst 0a easst..
S Salvln Solliday, rus
]. S. studdi n%Tns' Geo. L. orhillips,
HG "o'ag w. Massey, WIN WIN =. Holcomha
isaiah r. Smith. nMot Quinbv4
William Lara Crook.
:; Nv, W. LARSON
P@ysie'an and Surgeon N'
Corner Main and 1eeer,oa
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WeW Jersey Home for Zncur06les.
Local mention is made in another column of an effort
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1910-06-18
B. 6 0. Rail- ROAD MEN TN
HARPER'S FERRY REUNION

BALTIMORE. Md. June 1s.-The
committee in charge of the Jennie
Smith Reunion OF the operating de-
partment empolyes OF the Baltimore
md ohio Railroad. which VIII be held
az Island Park Harpers Ferry.
Thursday. July 2sth, has practically
completed all arrangements and n IS
expected that the the twenty-ninth
annual gathering of the railroad mon
viii be the largest ever held. Several
special trains viii convey the rail
roaders their families and friends to
Harper's Ferry from all points east
Of the Ohio river. A train viii leave
Parkersburg early in the morning for
the accommodation of those between
that city and Cumberland, making
stops at Cairo, CORVALLIS. Penns-
boro. West Union, Clarksburg Graf
ton. Rowlesburg Oakland Piedmont
and Keyser A special will also run
from Connellsville. stopping az points
west Of Cumberland. and another win
make the local stops between Cumber-
land and Harper's Ferry. There will
likewise he special trains from Bal-
timore. Washington. Frederick VIM
chester and intermediate points.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1910-06-18
TRAVEL TALK

IS city capital Bssel-Seadt.
n under the of BaS1ea The River Rhine
divides the unequal the population about
$4,000; during middle than
In the 18th the by the black death
of the terrible of the plague called The Death
of Basle".
the and disturbances
Involved
peace Macmillan the confedeacy finally
Switzerland
practically complete of the nobility d and those who
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1910-06-18
DO 1T NOW
Wilmington People Should Not Wait
Until Il ln Too Late.

Wilmington People Should Not Wait
Until II 10 Too Late.
The appalling death-rate from Kid
ney disease is due in most cases 10 the
fact that the little Kidney troubles are
usually neglected until they become
serious The slight symptoms give
place Go chronic disorders and The
sufferer goes gradually into the grasp
NJ diabetes dropsy Brights disease
gravel or some other serious form
of kidney complaint
m YOU suffer from backache head
aches. dizzy spells; If the kidney SCI
cretions are Irregular of passage and
unnatural in appearance. do not de-
Law Help the kidneys az once.
Deans Kidney Pills are especially
FOR kidney dlsordors-they cure where
others fail over one hundred thou
sand people have recommended them.
Here's a case at home:
j. *. Powell. 935 Lombard street
Wilmington, Del, says: II consider
Doan's Kidney Pills the best kidney
remedy TO be had. / suffered severely
from pains In the small of my back
and the least oXertion tired me I had
hes daches and dizzy spells, felt lam
guild and was bothered by a blurrng
Of my eyesight Soon after 7 began
taking Doans Kidney Pills. my con-
dition improved and I now feel much
better IN every way"
For sale 10y all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster Milburn Co. Buffalo
New York, sole agents for the United
states.
Remember the name-Doan's- sand
take no other
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1910-06-18
nradv-pnlan.

In 81 Marya Roman Catholic church
on Wednesday Miss rGoronce Grady.
former Of Kennott square. ana Frank
polan. formerly of Norkl,n. were married.
Miss Helen Onea of Philadelphia. was
bridesmaid and Alon Do'an. brother Of
the groom. was best man
After supper was served the couple left
for their wedding tour 10 Atlantic city.
and upon their return win i've I'm IN city.
Those present were AIRS Hannah
Grady Mrs. Julia Gull. Mr. and Mrs.
Francis Quill and family, Mr. and NM
John Quil and family Mr. and Mrs Dam
iel Lynch Mr. and Mrs. Charles Bjock-
and, Mr. and Mrs William Qunl. Mr. and
Mrs John Doan, Mr. and MIR. John DO
Ian, Ir. Joseph nolan Mr. and Mrs c.
Lynch. Miss Helen Casey Mrs A. Cooney.
Miss Teresa Ryan, Mrs +. Ryan and
daughter. Mrs. Hamilton and daughter
Mrs. Levouue and daughter William
Lynch and the Misses Lynch James Len.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1910-06-18
SCARED INTO SOUND HEALTH

Mr. b. f. Kelley, Springfield. H..
writes "A year ago I began to be
troubled with my kidneys and blad-
der which grew worse until l became
alarmed at my condition. suffered
also with dull heavy headaches and
the action of my bladder was annoy
ing and painful / read of Foley Kid
ney Pills and after taking them a few
weeks the headaches left me, the ac-
ton Of my bladder was again normal
and / was free of all distress"
n. b. panforth. Druggist. Market
and Second SITS, Wilmington. Dell
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1910-06-18
PIERRE S. DUPONT TO
GIVE GARDEN PARTY

Pierre S DUPONT win give a garden party
20 night az his country p ace. Perez
Park, near Hammorton. Pa. Mr. dupont
delightfully."- entertained his friends at =
SINH ar party iaat summer.
About 5o0 guests are expected TO be pres
Ont. There viii he no Illumination on the
lawn. as there ia promise Of a fine young
moon. There viii be dancing the greater
Part OF The evening Kendairs Band. Of
phnade phia. win provide entertainment
The evening will conc ude with collation.
Mr. DUPONT win he assisted IN receiving
h'= guests hy his mother. Mrs Lammoi
DUPONT and his sister, Mrs. H. Rodney
sharp. Mrs r.. r. NJ Carpenter ana Mrs
ismmot dupont, Jr. Mrs. Irene DUPONT
Mrs. Charles Copeland and Mrs william
Wlnior Laird The guests viii 60 t.
picrcc's Park in their automobiles
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1910-06-18

placed upon
cipa1c
The we'll built and clean. and the weah city in Switzerland
18th by Emperor Henry H. bridge the Rhine built in 1870
valuable collection Hoben
public library with about volumes and
thoogn
and Bernoulh
Splendid is a standing
Every for hmse1f would wreck heaven