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Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04
What About Him?

The talk had gone back and fro, and
the youthful socialist had been an
n%ouncing that no man ought to get his
living by cheating, and we all listened
to him, and agreed that it was dread
full when men and women did not tell
the truth, but tried to make their liv-
Ing by deceiving people. Milliona1res,
landowners, ~financiers, we sacrificed
all of them who cheat the public. mo
one should make a living by decep-
tion," said the young man. Then a
quiet voice from a woman came from
the corner of the sofa, what about
the conjurer?"-London Chronicle.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04
~ 80 sFm-,
MUTUAL Expectations.

A VIGOROUSLY close-fisted man was
taking his goling holiday in Scotland,
where he hoped to improve his game.
and, by driving a hard bargain, had
managed to secure the exclusive serv-
ices of a first-class caddie, who was
known to be a very good player.
Mind. now" said the ambitious
southerner. Il expect to receive some
really good tips from you during my
stay here. you understand" Aye"
replied the Scotsman, hitching up the
heavy bag, AN Ah'm expectin' the
like frae ye, We ken."-Golf Illustrated.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04

in a grove Immediately in front OF
our reserve post and chop trees for
wood for the reserves for the next "a
hours. At h usual time the call
came to our picket, and the word soon
came 10 me for orders. told them
to answer: YES" and about my en-.
tire reserve wanted to go. This. OF
course, | did not allow. but permit.
ter about ten men. without arms OK.
cept one AK. to go. and ordered the
rest of the reserve in line with arms.
We socn saw the rebel detail coming,
e. halt dozen or more unarmed and
Tour guards, equipped, in charge OF a
lieutenant. He directed the wood
chopping. and a pine tree. perhaps
eight inches il diameter, vas selected
ard soon cut down.. Then he stepped
of, perhaps ten feet, m set a man to
choppinS, then another, and when the
tree was cut up he set two other men
to cut down another. and ordered a
detail from each army to carry the di-
vided portions to h reserve post and
return for the next tree. .., =
Whiic the wood chopping was going
On / noticed q rebel in front Of their
picket, on our left, just beyond the
grove of timber, gathering sticks and
small brush and placing them In
small piles. supposed he intended
TO take them to his reserve. but when
he thought he was safe in trying it he
ran at full speed toward u line. In
a~s1noInente the rebel, picket had his CUR
Ito his shoulder and calling, Haiti
Haiti Fully as quick our picket haf
hiss Enfield to hip shoulder and called
The deserser was soon brought 10 -tht
reserve post where upon interview
ing him / z learned he belonged to q
North Carolina regiment, and both
belonged to A. Hills corps. Both
were sen to brigade Headquarters. and
later given transportation north.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04
His Defense,

1t was shortly after midnight, and
the colonel had caught Rastus red
handed.
We'll, Rastus, you old rascal, you,"
said he, rive caught you at last. What
are you doing in my henhouse?"
Why, Marse Bill" said the old man,
II done heerd such a cacklin' in dis
yare coop, dat II thought mebbe de
ole hen done gone lay an aig, an II
wanted ter git it TO you breakfas'
while it was fresh. suh."-Harper's
Weekly. Pals
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04
Lovemakinq and Practice.

The only way to become an expert
at lovemaking is to practice. This
was the information handed out to a
handful Of hearers by the Hindu phil
oscpher, Sakharam Ganesh Pandit, IN
a lecture on THE Science of Love-"
Love is a divine discomfort" said
the philosopher, land If you want to
arouse love in others It can be done
only by giving them love. How to
develop the emotion of love in another
Is the great question of today-the art
of making love. 1t needs a great deal
of study and a great deal of prac-
ttce."
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04

Pierre-The state land department,
is keeping its field force busy in the
Black Hills selecting the lands
which the state expects to take in
lieu of sections 16 and Sc, which
lie in the government forest reser, G.
The state will surrender all these sec
items to the government and take its
lands on the border of the reserve
where the government will release a
like amount of land to the state, and
each will handle its own timber in a
compact body without in any way
clashing as to authority or powers.
Commissioners Dokken, following the
work of his predecessor. is the man
who finally brought the proposition
down to something definite and Is
pushing to clear the work before the
end of his term as commissioner.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04
"KIn by Marriaqe."

A caller was talking to a small Har-
lem girl who is extravagantly fond of
her mother. She likes her father
we'll enough, but he is far from be.
ing first in her affections. The call
er, knowing the situation, asked the
child why she didn't love her father
as she did her mother. ...
ooh, you see," she explained, loftily,
"he is only kin to US by marriage" &
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04
Deserved the Shoes

The weary wayfarer leaned over
the fence and watched the housewife
doing her chores.
"Ah, lady" he said, tipping his hat,
II used to be a professional humorist.
If I tell you a funny story will you
give me an old pair Of shoes"
well, that depends" responded the
busy housewife; you must remember
that brevity is the soul Of wit"
Yes, mum, I remember that, and
brevity is the sole on each of me
shoes, num-"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04
Roscoe-Roscoe is again in the lin

Roscoe-Roscoe is again in the line
light with n of its citizens being in
duced to,cash 4 draft for a party who
represented that he was the general
agent for the Western Loan and Trust
Co. of Los Angeles, Cal This PARTY
appeared here under the name of Geo.
B. Gasser. and after filing up a cit
zen on gas. got a yellow expense draft
cashed. OF course in due time, the
draft was returned with the ad Uses
that there was no such firm as the
Western Loan and Trust Co.. in Los
Angeles.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04
His Point Of View.

John, dear" queried the young
wife, glancing up from the physical
culture magazine she was perusing,
what is your idea of a perfect fig
ure?"
WELL" replied her husband, $780,
900 may not be perfection, but it's
near enough to satisfy a man of my
simple tastes"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04
When He Hedued on Faith.

Oars nntin' lax faith said Broth
er Williams. Il once prayed a fat
turkey off a high roost, but the sher-
if took him FUN me ez l wuz gwine
home ter cook him, an l wuz tool ter
Jail"
why didn't you pray your way cut
of jail?" someone asked.
Il would 'adone It," was the reply,
but I didn't want Providence ter
know I was in no SIGH place"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04

N weight in three weeks. My bladder
was SO full of gravel l could not hold
the urine. I passed several stones as
large as a pea. 1 rapidly improved
under the use of Doan's Kidney Pills
and was DOR well and strong"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04

Belle Fourche-Elmer ~Stumbaueh,
the farmer of Indian Creek, who
was convicted of m~anslaughter for
killing Louis Arpan, his neiehhor.
during a quarrel ove a rail fence.
was sentenced by Judge Rice in the
circuit court to serve twelve years in
the ~penitentiary. Stumbaugh is well
to do and will probably appeal the
case.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04

Doan's Kidney
Pills. They
cure sick kid.
neys and cure
them perma-
nently.
Ernest u
bright, Kel-
logg, Idaho,
says: I was
nearly dead
with kidney
trouble. | pass
ed quantities
of blood and
lost Is pounds
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04

That observation which is called
knowledge of The world will be found
much more frequent to make men Gun,
ming than goCd.-Dr. Johnson.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04

e" know a man who is always up
against it."
"Who rs he?"
"The paper hanger when he has to
Ok a new wall"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04

It's up to a man to choose between
two evils when he is asked to beat
the carpet or take care OF the baby
while his wife does it.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04
Natural Query.

Mrs. Thynn-Don't you think l look
plump in this gown?
Thynn-Yes. Did you have it made
at an uphnlsterer's?
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04
LOOK TO YOUR KIDNEYS.
When Suffering From eackache,
Headaches and Urinary Troubles.

They are probably the true source
of your misery. To keep well, you
must keep you kidneys well. There
Is no better kidney remedy than
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04

DR.. Picrce's Pleasant Pellets first pat up
10 years ago. They regulate and i~nvigor-
ute, stomach. liver and bowels. Sugar.
coated tiny granules.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04

A good honest remedy for Rheumatism,
Neuralgia and Sore Throat is Iiamlins
Wizard Oh. Nothing viii so quickly drive
but all pain and inflammation.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04
A Hot Time.

THAT fellow cooked his reports"
II suppose that is how he happened
to get into a stew"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04

Pierre-Another big irr cation prof.
ect for the western part OF the state
is one Of the possibilities Of the near
future in the vicinity of Rapid City.
s. r. Green. assistant state engineer
is now working on Box Elder creek. in
the vicinity of Blackhawk. not Tar
from Rapid City. 1t is claimed that
the possibilities at that place are al
most equal to those of the Belle
Fourche project, and that the govern
ment work at inc time hung between
the Blackhawk and Belle Fourche
projects. This present work by the
state is attracting the people of that
part of the state and they are doing
all they can to help aong the survey.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04

Aberdeen-Two engines on the
Hastings md. Dakota division OF the
NJ lwaukee have been equipped with
aceteline headlights in place Of the
usual electric light. and are being
tried out on their daily run in the
nature of a test. The Milwaukee as
well as other lines in the east Is using
the aceteline lights for headlights,
and favors the introduction, of the
gas lights in place of the electric on
the ground that The electric, light Is
dazzling. and tie intense light hasa
tendency to rh~ahssrths aspect; OF the
signals. as we'll al blind the one oppos.
ing the light.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. new opera
house, which has been in curse OF
construction since early ia the SUM-
mer. will be ready for the opening
dates which have been announced for
November l and 2. "3he Man on the
Box" will be presented the first night
and "Ishmael" the second night. A
large number of tickets at IS have
been sold for both nights as a help to
the promoters to pay for the build
ing. The structure will cost about
SIS, 000,, 1t is two. stories high. W tn
store buildings beneath and the en-
tire upper floor devoted to the opera
house. A company of local men was
formed to erect the building.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-11-04

Brookings-F. J. Pritchard, sugar
beet breeder of the department OF
agriculture at Washington, D. c.,
is. here assisting in tabulating the
crop Of sugar beets grown on the farm
Of the United States experiment sta
ton. Prof. James H. Sheppard has
been carrying on the work here for
the past tel years and the expert
ments have proven that the soil of
South Dakota is highly adapted to
raising sugar beets and that II capt
tan could be induced TO erect factor es
a proiitable-a basiresss could Beacon-
6IsnA.S
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-06-13
'REAr PLACE OPENING AND WIDENING.

TREAT PLACE OPENING AND WIDENING.
Assessment for Benefits.
Notice is hereby given that an assessment
upon all the ownere of all the lands and real es-
tate peculiarly benefited by each OF the following
improvements. namely:
The opening and widening Of
TREAT PLACE,
from a point 1904 feet north OF William street
northerly 2S2 feet. according to the provisions Of
an ordinance Of the City OF Newark, entitled
An ordinance to open and widen Treat place,
from a point 1904 feet north OF William street
northerly 232 feet" approved May 81, 1909. has
been prepared by the undersigned commission
ark, and that a report by a certificate In writ
ing, with an accompanying map and schedule,
showing the several assessments against the
several owners peculiarly benefited as aforesaid.
has been deposited III the ONCE OF the City Clerk
Of the City OF Newark for examination by the
parties interested therein.
Said assessment comprises all lots. tracts and
parcels Of land and real estate liable to be as
sessed as aforesaid. lying on both sides Of Treat
place. from william street to Branford place
on both sides OF Branford place and William
street. between Broad street and Halsey street,
and on all Of those properties on the west side OF
Broad and the east side Of Halsey street, be-
tween William street and Branford place, that
extend through to Treat place.
A Lot represents an entire plot Of land,
whether large or small.
Al persons Interested in said assessment may
be heard before said commissioners on Thurs
day. the sixteenth day Of June, 1910. at Q p. m.
at the commissioners room, No. 4 Esd hoorl
Dated June 20. 1910.
WILLIAM DIMOND,
JOHN F. MoNAHAN.
ADoLPH FIsCH.
5sto-st Gknmissicnsra
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CITY ADVERTISEMENTS.

ease. or of any case which such lodging house
keeper has reason to suspect or believe 10
Distinction of premises. the furniture therein
contained and the belongings of the lodger shall
Immediately follow the death or removal of any
person suffering from q contagious, infectious
or communicable disease in any lodging hcuse.
ana sSs shall be performed under the direction Of
burned.
Section 14-In no public lodging house in which
men are lodged shall women or children unde-
the age of eighteen be allowed to lodge or i've.
nor shall men be allowed to lodge or live in
children are lodged.
Section 15-It shall be the duty of each public
enforce the following regulations:
a. All floors and stairways must be kept
sound, smooth and either painted, vanished
or shellacked, and there shall be no carpeting on
hall or stairways.
b. Smoking in sleeping rooms is prohibited.
Of exit in case Of Are shall he in accordance with
the statutes and ordinances on that subject
and constructed to the satisfaction Of the su-
d. Stoves for heating are forbidden except by
special permission OF the Board Of Health and
BOARD Of Fire Commissioners
e. The use OF portable kerosene lamps Ii pro-
T. A reliable Waterman shall be In attendance
at all hours OF the night.
g. No person shall be allowed to retire OF
sleep In his day clothing.
The proprietor Of every public lodging house
shall keep or cause to be kept a register showing
the name. address. occupation. date Of entry
and departure of each lodger, also the number
of the bed occupied by him.
Section 16-The Board OF Health or the health
oficer shall have printed such portions OF this
ordinance as may be deemed requisite, and may
cause the same to be displayed IN each room
OF any lodging house.
The Board OF Health or the health officer shall
have printed blank forms certifying the num-
Der OF cubic feet OF air space each room con.
tains and the number OF persons which shall
be permitted to occupy such room. and such
form shall be issued to all keepers Of public
lodging houses and shall be exhibited by them
to any person requesting the same.
Section 17-Any person, firm or corporation
which shall violate any Of the provisions Of THU
ordinance shall. upon conviction. forfeit and pay
a. penalty of ten dollars $50, and upon convic,
ton Of a second offense a penalty of twenty-five
dollars (s25) and the forfeiture of the license.
Section 1S-All ordinances and parts of ordi'
nanoes in consistent with this ordinance be. and
the same are hereby repealed.
Section l9-This ordinance shall take effect
Adopted June 8, 1910.
WIN. PENNINGTON,
President OF Common Council.
Presented to the Mayor for his approval Juns
4. 1910.
JAMES F. CONNOLLY.
City Clerk.
Approved June 7. 1910.
JACOB HAUssLING.
Mayor.
The foregoing ordinance was presented IL
Common Council on Friday evening. June 8
1910. on third reading and final passage wa
passed and duly signed by the Mayor. and Il
AMEs B. CONNOLLY,
JEST City Clerk.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-06-13
ROYAL FRANCHISE
IN The BALANCE
AS TEAM LOSES
KXYHILE the majority of teams in
W. the Eastern League are down

EXTHILE the majority of teams in
VIZ the Eastern League are down
cast over the weather condi-
tions during the past week, and in fact
since the season opened they are a bit
joyful, for it is beginning to look as
though Montreal will soon sell out its
franchise. It's dollars to ~doughnuts
that the purchaser will shift the team
elsewhere.
1t would look like old times to see
Ed Barrow and a Paterson team jump
to and from Newark to play a league
game. Every indication points that
way just now, and fans and magnates
are all wishing Sol Lichtenstein to sell
out. The Canadian city has lever been
a paying venture, and all along the
shrewd ones wondered why Lichten-
stein could stand for a loser.
OF course there are many rumors,
one being that Larry Schlafiy, backed
by his father and another. are en-
thusiastic to get the club. Larry has
declared within the last few days that
he would locate in Paterson and give
that town a winner
I'D sooner W a team in Paterson
than in Jersey City, said the Tigers
CdPtdln. lDdl HAS DttIl NY dI1OlllOll
for years, and just you watch me. Well
bid as much as the next n for the
franchise, and don't DE surprised If you
see your Uncle Dudley on the job.
81 guess many a fellow started in
with less than I'll put into the game,
and l can just point to this league and
mention some Names"
Drifting from the subject, Jack Dunn
tried his best at the start of the sea-
son to land Schlafiy. and it was his in
tention to make Larry captain. Joe
Kelley was also sweet on Larry, and
the big German is just as popular in
Toronto today as when he was manager
there. They always look upon him as a
dangerous man, and as a fielder he is a
wonder.
1t has also been stated that Presi-
dent Powers at one time advised his
friend, Tim Hurst, not to dicker with
the Silk City. The great sporting official
and umpire had an opportunity several
years ago, when Montreal was ready
to throw up its hands, and Tim took
p. It's word.
There was some talk of locating In
Syracuse. but the New York State
League would not sanction 1t. Rich
mond was also mentioned, but it is
known that Bill Bradley is c~ontented
with the Virginia State League. He
is making money and always up in the
race and that's all he desires. Then
the Virginia State League would put
up a kick even If Mr.. Bradley wanted
ito accept the bargain. The big city OF
the South is the backbone of the State
League and 1t would go up in smoke If
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TIMELY rwlNKLEs OF THE DIAMOND STARS.

sent to Scranton by Connie Mack, who
gave him a trial this year. p
Frank Laporte, of the Yanks. has
refused to allow his uniform to be
washed since he began his heavy hit
ting streak. If Frank continues to slam
them out wonder what his suit will
look like in a few more weeks.
Anderson, Griffith's southpaw, is said
to be the lightest pitcher in fast COM
pany since Browning drew the blue
envelope.
Manager Donovan, Of the Red Sox,
is said to be after the services Of RUDE
Waddell. 1t is limited that a trade may
soon be pulled off whereby st. Louis
will get TWO infielders for RUDE.
The third and deciding baseball game
between Yale and Princeton will be
played at American League Park. New
York. on Thursday.
Clarke Griffith never lets a player
get away from the big show If he has
TIE Slightest iutd tHdt Sdlu player Stfi
has the goods. 1t was in this manner
that Clarke secured. Suggs, the pitcher
who leads the Red twirlers in games
won. During the past week Griff has
picked up two more hurlers-Doyle. of
the Yanks. and Burns, of the White
Sox. Burns showed fine form In his
first game for the Reds and came out
an easy winner. 1t was the first good
game that Burns had pitched since
Bob Ganley, the Newark Eastern
League player, hit Bill in the ribs with
a bat while the pair were teammates
at Washington.
Pittsburg fans are trying to get Hans
Wagner to dispose of his buzz wagon.
They are of the opinion, that "1oy
rides" have caused Wsgner's slump. &
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MURPHY SAID TO BE
AFTER LOUISVILLE CLUB,

LOUISVILLE, KY, June 13.-Charles
w. Murphy. owner of the Chicago base
ball team of the National League, is
here, accompanied by his brother, JACK
Murphy, who Is a scout for the CUBS;
William Grayson, jr., owner OF the
Louisville Club, and c. Schmalstig, OF
Cincinnati, manager for c. P. TAFT
While Mr.. Murphy would only say that
he Is scouting for ball players in the
South, it is said he is comforting with
owner Grayson with the idea OF pur-
chasing the Louisville Club.
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WARRIOR, usually a stumbling block
for Detroit, failed to hold the Tigers
down yesterday, and the Yanks came
previously close to losing first place.
Ty Cobb's batting was the feature OF
the game. -Four times did Tyrus come
to bat and a pair of singles and as
many doubles resulted.
Meanwhile the Athletics were losing
to the Browns and the New Workers
are still in first place.
Washington has struck a winning
gate and the Senators BANKED the
White Sox again at Chicago yesterday,
The Chicagoans have not scored a run
in thirty innings.
Catcher Donahue Joined the Ath-
letics and got into the game at st
Louis when Bender batted for Lapr
yesterday.
There are all kinds of wild rumors
coming from Pittsburg now that some
one has set the ball a-rolling. Thu
latest is that Tommy Leach is sore be-
cause he had a chance to manage Gin
cinnati two a ago and Barney
Dreyfus promised him that If he re
manned with the Pirates until this yeal
he would make him manager of his
team, as Fred Clarke had frequently
declared that he would retire when HI
- r. DlA..-
He came back again this year, how
ever. and upset all calculations.
kellogg, the southpaw who vas will
Newark on a spring training trip
few years ago. has been uncondition
ally released by Scranton. Kellog wal