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Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-05
Dyspeptic Philosophy.

Hope is responsible for lot of wasted
time.
We may forgive people who won't let us
forget them.
Consistency is a Jewel with which beauty
is content to be unadorned.
Fame and fortune don't amount to much
unless man has good liver.
Mining stock certificates also demonstrate
that all is not gold that gitters.
The pen is naturally mightier than the
sword. 1t gets lot more exercise,
Contentment is merely the knack of
making what we get fit our desires.
Some people would send a recipe book
to a starving family and call 1t charity
Why should wine, women and song al
ways be grouped together? Wine improves
with age.
It requires a great deal Of tact to know
just when TO laugh when a woman is telling
a funny story.
Why should our country be called a sis
terhood OF states? We get along entirely
too we'll for sisters.
The hardest thing in the world for
woman to understand is why a man doesn't
fall in love with her
Love must indeed be blind when Il makes
two people think as much Of each other as
they do OF themselves
The trouble with the man who is salts
fled TO take things as they come is that
he seldom knows what TO do with them.
mans dyspepsia is sometimes due TO
the fact that some woman has been trying
to reach his heart through his stomach.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-05

situation! II it had appeared only few
minutes before l could have escaped so
easilyIt seemed to get sort Of excited and
began to make a buzzing noise. was
simply petrified, as l was sure 1t was going
to sting me. l didn't see how 1t could miss
me very well, as the bath house was so
small. I kept on screaming, though, Of
course, it didn't do any good, as no one
could possibly come in to my assistance.
There was quite a crowd of men out
SIDE finally, and they all seemed perfectly
willing to break down the door with an
axe one of them had. 1 could hardly pre-
vent them. That horrid little Drake man
said that as he was, the smallest he had
better be the one to climb in the back win
dow. think they were beginning to hoist
him up and l had to shrek still louder for
them to stop.
l managed at last to get all dressed (by
slow degrees) and when 1 came out they
all went in and killed it. 1t was altogether
a frightful experience.
Tom and I went fishing the other day,
but we caught only two very small fish.
can't imagine why he seemed to think
it had been so delightful. We had to tramp
home. and lost the way, and my hair came
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-05

tramp over the hills, should don one
piece costume, blue serge being one OF the
best materials, made with natty blouse
and short skirt. High button shoes are the
best for walking, protecting the ankles
The hair is tied with a black ribbon. and
u wide-brimmed straw hat completes the
costume.
Now and again it is said that hats are
going to be smaller but there seems to be
no signs OF their decrease in size at present.
II they get much larger It will take a
longer length Of material TO edge the orim
OF a hat than It viii 20 trim the bottom Of
a skirt Having the size In mind think
half worn feather boa may be utilized
for hat trimming with good effect, for
the cost Of decorating one OF the large hats
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-05
Items Of Interest for the Women Folks

Walking is one OF the best or summer
exercises, 1t develops almost every mus
Gle in the human body. Horsewomen are
no longer in the majority with persons who
seek a healthful exercise.
1t is also fashionable 10 walk and the
fad OF the summer is TO swing along a
smooth country road breathing the fresh
air and getting an outdoor bath,
Teachers, physicians and parents are en-
couraging the fad with all their power
Walking cannot possibly be harmful, SAYS
the Philadelphia Times. 1t is wholesome.
inexpensive, and a beneficial method Of
exercising. The popularity or walking this
summer has been assured, although many
women differ somewhat in their ideas OF
pedestrianism and the practical side OF H.
girl in making ready for her afternoon
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-05

girl here that think she would have rather
liked him to marry.
felt a little nervous about her until
met her. She is awfuly nice and, / am
sure, would make a perfectly wonderful
wife for him. l told Mrs. Dickson so. She
looked at me rather suspiciously and sort
Of hopelessly, Tom was sitting outside on
the piazza with the girl. Although she
would make a splendid wife, he could sit
with her for hours on countless piazzas and
not want to marry her
We go in swimming every morning and
had such an exciting time on the beach
yesterday.
never saw such a place as this is for
wasps l was In one Of the bath houses
and suddenly saw one flying around me-
could see part of its nest just outside
the little back window. Usually. in a case
OF that sort l can run away, but couldn't
possibly have opened the door at that mo-
ment, under any provocauen whatever. It
came nearer and nearer, l began to scream
as loudly as could, It was such an awful
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-05
Tired Business Man
IBY WAITER A. SINCLAIR.

''weh, everybody is coming back OBJ
served Friend wife.
YES we're, "A regular nation of young
anti-Jeffs," agreed the Tired Business
Man. Everybody is coming back but
certain alfalfa farmer and another almost
equally prominent person, who, according
10 plans, 10 to be detained. Not mention
inR any names. but usually three strikes
} is out and he took four with his big bat
Astute Brooklyn and Albany observers
4 aom to think that in this coming back
cN-e the word coming should be re-
, I'd by going
y etSut you never can tell about these re-
II ! a champions Look at King George III.
~ llfer TO the party whose sight was so
ISf " that John Hancock wrote his in
MA ularly three sheet manner so that
NIB her might read II easily. Now, every
~ thought that George Three Times had
etired S-or had been retired many years
go. NoS only by proxy, but personally.
emembqfr what good laugh we got ont
our chool histories when we read how
sse "a rly New York families pulled him
,ff his Rhigh horse in Bowling Green and
Melted MIN into ammunition. or course,
ia vel only a lead statue, but one might
say h Head merry existence until then.
inc Alfial8 always itbaiAeu MN ihkHlN
Tor having lead statue instead OF mar
Die one. Think OF having to break his
mage up into marble hearts TO hand the
s,lcoats!
but now. what do YOU think? New
Il l5rk society proposes TO bring him back,
Lck back 10 Bowling Green, OF course,
3 t's too late to pick the original lead out of
hose proud and naughty Britons who were
:" a.. 81. 10
Ting their HIS along the way.
"Of course, an awful roar went M when
,ese ultra patriots whispered something
bout sticking George up down near the
artery, where he could look out at Miss
1herty threatening the incoming immi-
Nnts with deportation II they didn't have
!. and where, by turning his solid pewter
I'D. he could look at No. 20 Broadway,
here the system sim is systematic kind
ards TO Tom Lawton That backward
nee would give him some idea Of what
self-made king ought to be-, and would
use any self-respecting statue to turn
sen with envy or melt with rage.
PsrsSnally,-I don't see why we shouldn't
. George a sit-in with the other kings
Wn ~ the lower end OF Manhattan. lie
NthA best friend we ever had unintcu-
JIs presented us with liberty, by
so desirable we grabbed Il. He
his classiest indoor generals and
Wthem back again or notified the
HE waited until after the peace
fnding over any authors TO COW
Attie us into condition where vi
rave easily been whipped. Let then
ok the pewter statue but finish II
* II a marble dome. He might not de-
TrPss winner, nor place, but he
have a show, for wasn't George
chirdf''
ywevsr, you were referring TO the re-
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-05
Reveries behind the Pipe.

Men howl about the world being molly
codded to death and then want more than
their share.
1t takes a love letter to be made up OF
ten pages OF the same thing said diff
rerent ways.
man thinks he knows all about sail
ing boat as soon as he gets over calling
deck floor,
Anyhow, trusting your friends is no
bigger a gamble than betting whether II
Will be black or red.
The more a man can lie TO a woman
about how beautiful she is the more she
VIII believe lot OF his other lies New
York Press
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-05
Daily Health Hint

Butter tends to biliousness, according to
Dr. Harry Brook of Los Angeles. 1t Is
much better to use vegetable Oil such as
olive oil, the oil of the peanut, walnut
and other true nuts. Sunflower and cotton
seed oil may also be used.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-05

is going to make quite a large hole in the
average pocketbook.
Some OF the prettiest parasols seen this
season are the work Of the fair owners.
In most cases a simple sunshade of plain
white linen or taffeta has been purchased,
the decoration, nothing elaborate, being
done at home. One will be bordered with
a simple but effective bit OF stencilling;
another will display single section pref
tily embroidered, while a third will boast
Of hand painted sprays Of flowers or vines
running gracefully over three or four sec
lions.
The blue and green combinations OF
metallic effect are popular.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-05
waiting.

He waited and waited and waited
The curtain arose at eight
she SAID she had only to put on her gloves
And little he dreamed OF his fate
So he fingered his hat and he waited,
And he waited and fingered his hat,
And-and-he fingered his hat and he
waited
And waited and fingered his hat.
IT z NJ
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-05

that May Spencer was at too, and she so
studiously avoided mentioning it, or even
looking at 1t when she thought / was no.
ticlng, Nbut I knew she considered l was
looking remarkably well. 1 had on the same
gown at Charlotte Cooper's, and she ad-
mred It so much l began TO be afraid that
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-05
BY ME-

perhaps 1 didn't look we'll as l thought
l did. 1t is such fun here, now that Tom
has come.
think we are engaged or not, There is a
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-05
At the boarding House Table.

At the Boarding House Table.
From Harpers Weekly.
For a spring chicken, madam" said
Dawson. Il must confess that consider
this pretty tough bird"
Yes, Mr.. Dawson" replied the landlady,
amiably but you must remember that we
have had a pretty tough spring"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-07
GOV. DONAGHEY
 PARDONS FOUR

Pardcns were granted yesterday afternoon to the following persons covering convictions in both justice of the peace and circuit curts: Tom King, convicted at the spring G909l term of circuit court in Pulaski county and sentenced to one year in the penitentiary; s. R. Hashberger, convicted August 31, 1910, in the jus tice of the peace court in Jefferson county on charge of vagrancy and fined $10; John Malloy, convicted :n August, 1910, on charge of petit larceny in Searcy county and fincl $10 with a jail sentence of five min utes; J. H. Beavers, convicted in Crawford county on charge of petit larceny in December, 1909, and finca' $10.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-07
FIVE M0BbtD IN GEORGIA
Incensed Mob in Madison County, Ga. Looking For Two Others Accused

Athens, Ga, Sept. GA telephone message received here today from Carlton, Ga., where five negroes are reported to have been killed last Thursday night after an unsuccessful effort to assault the daughter of Rob- ert Huff, a planter, and rob and mur- der other members of the Huff fam fly, indicate that the two accused negroes are still at liberty.
 Cliff Bolton, one of the negroes, re- sisted arrest when captured by Mar shal Johnston, it is stated, and was probably fatally shot. Oglesby and Brooks, two other blacks, are report ed to have been captured by posses and summarily dealt with, while the remaining two Brooks brothers made their escape Conflicting reports, however, also state that these two have been summarily disposed of. All Madison county is aroused and fur ther trouble is feared, it is stated
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-07
EXCITING RUNAWAY
 ON WEST SECOND
Photo by American Press Association.

One of the most exciting runaWays ever seen here occurred on West Second avenue yesterday afternoon. between one and two o'clock, when that thoroughfare was crowded with vehicles of all kinds. A horse be- longing to some Italians who con- duct a fruit stand at the corner of Second avenue and Cherry street be- came frightened and headed down Second avenue at a two-forty gait With the driver, white man and a boy in the wagon. The driver held his reigffs and succeeded in keeping hls horse clear of all Instructions, but at the intersection of Second and Cherry the man jumped or fell from the vehicle, and as the wagon neared the opera house the boy attempted to alight and was stood upon his head in the street. On down Second went the horse and driver at breakneck speed, sWerving to the right and then to the left as occasion required in order to avoid collision with some other vehicle which happened to be in the path, until Alabama stpet was reached, when a sharp turn was made toward the river, and in making this turn tAe wagon came in contact with a staunch piling which brought the wagon to standstill and the driver to the ground. This freed the horse from his driver and the wagon, and he sped on toward the river and East 'Barraque. Strange as it may seem, none of the participants were seri- ously hurt, but the wagon was slight. ly disfigured. The run was witness ed by several hundred and many were the compliments paid the negro for his nerve and good driving under such trying circumstances.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-07
BUTTERMILK KILLS
 MAN AND DOGS

Forrest City, Sept. GA mysteri- ous poisoning through which A. C.. Buddemeyer lost his life last April will have an echo in the grand jury chamber. The grand jury is in ses- sion now and action in this myster.- ous case is awaited with interest. The coroner's jury held that the man met his death from unnatural causes" after he had died following his drinking of a glass, of buttermilk Some dogs which Tapped the milk were also killed by the poison it con- tained The death of the dogs led to the connecting of Buddemeyer's death with the drinking of the milk. The man had come here only six months before his death, from Florida.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-07
TOLD TEDDY
 HE HAD LIED Wanted to Know Who Paid His Expenses On
 His Trip.
ELECTED FROM STAND
No One knew the Man-Did Not Be long There Teddy Not
 Alarmed.

Fargo, N. D., Sept. 6.-A man ano fought his way to ex-President Roosevelt and called him a liar gave a bad scare today to the crowd at Island Park, in this city. Col. Roose- Felt seIzed the man and helped to eject him from the platform.
 The colonel had just finished his labor Day speech before one of the largest crowds of his western trip. A heavy storm, which came up shortly before the colonel began to speak. drenched the people, but most of them sat through the afternoon in their wet clothes to hear him.
 A platform seating 1900 persons mad been built at the bottom of natural amphitheatre in the park and ill the middle of it was the speakers stand, on which was Col. Roosevelt
 Rain began to fall shortly before Col. Roosevelt concluded his speech As he spoke the last sentence the crowd cheered and then there was rush fo" the speakers stand of thous. ahds of people who sought to get near enough to see Col. Roosevelt at snort range and shake his hand.
 Enter the Interrupter.
 Those on the platform pressed around the stand and in a moment if was inclosed with surgng, 4strug- gllng mass of men and women. 9th CTS in the crowd which was standing on the ground jumped on the plat form and added to the crush. Some of the bolder ones mounted the stems leading to the speakers stand and rushed to Col. Roosevelt's side to shake his hand. Others followed them until the small platform was filled.
 It was a good natured laughing crowd and the colonel shook hands with. every one who could get near enough to him. The police tried to force way through so he could get to his automobile, but he said he would stay through until the crowd had partly dispersed.
 "A small, poorly dressed man push ed his way through the mass of peo- pie, until he could make himself heard by the colonel He wore battered hat and was unshaven.
 T have a question to ask you, he said
 He raised one arm over the heads of the people, waving it to attract the colonels attention, and called
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-07
ELECTION JUDGES
 ARE NAMED
List of Judges Appointed to Hold the
 Election September 12, 1910

At a meeting of the Election Com missioners held in this city yester day morning the following judge, were appointed to serve at the election to be held next Monday, September , 12:
 Barraque Township, Redfeld-S. T Wair, Del Arendale, Democrats Wash MeClinton, Republican. Barraque Township, Kearney-Fred Claflin, J. M. Tucker, Democrats; T w. Minges, Republican.
 Jefferson Township-Arthur Me. Coy, Rush Lipscomb, Democrats Jackson Graham, Republican.
 Washington Township-L. L.. Mus grove, e. c. Monk, Democrats; .Craw- ford Billingsley, Republican.
 Niven Township-T. J. Poteet T. E Gulledge, Democrats Jim Hinton, Re publican
 Whiteville Township, Faith Box Leroy Culpepper, H. M. Dial, Demo- crats; Preston Gridiron, Republican
 Whiteville Township, Spring Hill Dr. R. P. Blackwell, Jesse Hankins Democrats; Will Hampton, Republi- can.
 Talledga Township-B. F. Scallion Will Nelson, Democrats; Ira Rey- holds, Republican.
 Melton Township-A. B Patton, w. A. Robinson, Democrats; Irving Jen- kins, Republican.
 Victoria Township-Geo. Bohanon, c. P. Gould, Democrats; Harrison Tucker, Republican.
 Richland Township-G. c. Counce, c. w Butts, Democrats; Jno Mat thews, Republican. Spring Township-Gus Petty, w. T. Hill, Democrats; Riley Reynolds, Re- publican.
 Bolivar Township-W. L. Goodwin, Arch Olive, Democrats; J. H. Hub bard, Republican.
 Pastor Township-J M. Nall, J. H. Gilbert, Democrats; Major Patterson, Republican.
 Dudley Lake Township-W. P. Notes, Dr. J. D. Niven, Democrats; Dave Morgan, Republican.
 Plum Bayou Township, Sherrill- Sam Dodds, w. I. Payne, Democrats; :; Jake Dowd, Republican.
 Plum Bayou Township, Altheimer- L. w. Duff, J. H Bryson, Democrats;
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-07

are now facing trial for selling their votes. He declared that the aristo- cratic party was dying out and the Democratic party growing. He clos ed his speech which lasted for more than an hour by urging the voters to adopt amendment No. 10. If you do, he exclaimed the government is in your hands and You can have any, thing you want. Owing to the late ness of Col. Bryan's arrival at Forr Smith there will be slight change in the schedule. The Nebraskan spoke at Clarksvi1e at six o'clock to crowd even larger than that at Ft Smith, and large gatherings greeted him at Ozark. His speech at each place was along the same lines as at lFt. Smith. The Wednesday itiner ary will include Rogers, Fayette- vile, Springdale, Van Buren, Alma, Mulberry and Morrilton.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-07
May Stop at Pine Bluff.

Ozark, Ark, Sept. 6.-(Special to the Graphic)-Col. w. J. Bryan may speak for thirty minutes from the rear of the 'Bryan-Donaghey special train when it reaches the Union Sta tion at Pine Bluff Thursday night. The special is. due to arrive at Brink ley at 6:45 o'clock and scheduled to leave at nine. R. P. Allen and J. C.. Hollenbeck are trying to arrange the schedule in order to give Pine Bluff some time, and Gov. Donaghey to- night promised me that he would make all effort to include Pine Bluff in the itinerary The arrangement depends mainly on how Col Bryan is feeling that night after delivaring the ten scheduled speeches on that day. The speech at Brinkley may be cut short in order to make the run to Pine Bluff by 9:30 p. m. The spe- cial is not due at Camden until the following morning at o'clock and an all night stop may be made in Pine Bluff Col. Bryan said tonight that he is in better health than ever be- fore and he declares that he will fill every engagement on the trip and several extra ones. Though he ap- pears to have aged considerably in the past few years he is still vigor- ous campaigner. There is a proba- bility of the special running over Sat urday when a north Arkansas trip will be made including Eureka Arkansas.
 SOLMSON.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-07

Bob Bishop, Republican
 Dunnington Township Word. c. B. Shelby, Demoe ats; Meek De lancy, Republican
 Roberts Township-W. F. Murphy J. K Anthony, Democrats; J E Greer, Republican
 Bogy Township-W. R. French Manassas Richardson, Democrats Dan McCager, Republican.
 Old River Township Ed Brun- son, l.. W. Clement, Democrats; John Taylor, Republican.
 Villemont Township-Jas Goodwin B. l.. Gocio, Democrats; Frank Me Gehee, Republican,
 Vaugine Township-C. II. Winfrey l.. C Mead, Democrats; Lee Kim brough, Republican
 City of Pine Bluff, First Ward Fred Fox, J. H. Dellmon, Democrats Jno. H. Young, Republican.
 Second Ward-W. NJ Toney, Beaur:e Hut, Democrats; James Patillo, Re publican
 Third Ward-Wade Knox, Dave Veil, Democrats; Gus McClendon Republican.
 Fourth Ward-Rudolph Wolff, R. G Johnson Democrats; w. B. Crosson Republican.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-07
NEGRO ARRESTED
 FOR ROBBING BOY

Deputy Constable w. A. Branson last night arrested Will Williams, a negro man, who on Labor Day robbed Ben Scallion's boy of five dollars, and lodged him in jail. The boy was driving along the street on his way back to the store when the ne- gro crawled into the wagon and rob- bed him. The officers were noti- fled and MT. Branson had been on the watch for him since. He will be given hearing before Esquire Fraz- fer today.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-07
PTOMAINE POISON
 FROM SARDINES

J. w. Cameron is confined to his bed with ptomaine poisoning, caused from eating sardines. He ate the sardines Saturday night and was talk en sick and has been confined to his bed since. Mrs. Cameron is also confined to her bed at the Davis Hos pital, where she was operated on for cancer a few days ago. Her condl- tion is improved and she is on the road to recovery.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-07
HUMANE OFFICER
 GETS BUSY

Humane Officer A. L. Cason yester- day arrested Buster Wise, a driver for the Pine Bluff Delivery Company on a charge of cruelty to animals. He was tried in Magistrate F"azier's $ court and a fine of five dollars and trimmings was assessed against him, the total amounting to $1O.75. He was charged with cruelty and need lessly whipping the horse he was driving while making delivery of ice over the city.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-07
HERIFF' GOES
 AFTER MURDERER

Sheriff c. M. Philpot left for Hell ena last night to bring back negro named Dave Hanson, who is under indictment here for the murder of another negro at Fairfield some two or three years ago. He made his escape immediately after the killing and has successfully evaded the off, cers up to this time.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-07

Do you wish to rent house. A printed list of what we have vacant will be furnished on application. Phone Mo- 617.-Cotton Belt Savings & Trust Co. g. 4t.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-09-07

A checking account is indeed a business necessity; and he who tries to get along without one is at a great disadvantage.-Cotton Belt Saw ings & Trust Go. g Ct.