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The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1910-12-03
ARTICLE Xxx
Miscellaneous Provisions

Section livery person elected or
appointed TO any office shall, before on.
tering upon his duties, take and sub.
scribe 10 an oath or affirmation that
he will support the constitution Of the
United States and the constitution and
laws Of this state and that he will faith.
fully aud impartially discharge the du.
ties Of his Office 10 the best Of his abili.
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The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1910-12-03
ARTICLE XVI
Irrigation and Water Rights

Section IAN existing rights TO the
use Of any waters in this state for any
useful or beneficial purposes are hereby
recognized and confirmed.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1910-12-03

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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-12-25
POWs TO BE OS SHOW.
Speciality Club Has tho waidorf.Asseria
for January 40.

Pomeranians OF all sizes and ages will -
on view at the inaugural show Of the Ameri-
can pomerian Club A. the Waldorf Astoria
On Tuesday. January 10 Although the
eni rie~ do not close until December 20 II
IL known that 200 or more will he benchei.
for their scant inches. beauty Of coat and
long petigre.s no doubt tho richest group
from the cash valuation of dogs ever Ia
he ga'herei IN Ter one roof There will
he baby pomS and veterans 81 seven years
with all the possible single and brace or
team classes. There will he Poms 81
every known color on Wow except pink, 70
said r. " Oldham. the superintendent Of
The show
Mrs J. {. Dyer of PonfafOn. North Wales.
famous in the breed. IL coming over to
iud1. nj the show The club Ia ten years
OId hut has not before NsnturetI on a show
Of is own Mrs Frank Smy'h Of Phiia-
delphia H. the preaiIent and the Vice pr-si-
dents ar. Misc Anna Sands. president Of
the Ladies' Kennel Association Of America
Mrs Hartley Williamson and Miss X
Mel ane Of PhiIacIeIphia Miss Elsie a.
Hylon Of Bo1ota, v ! ia tho secretary
treasurer IN" bench show committee
IN addition to the officers Includes Mrs
William Gamer Weiderseim 81 PhiiAdelp hia
md Mrp X NByhew Of staten island
There are -iEty SIS regular classes ami
nearly lDD special clp~-r- to no Judged
The show ~ill he IN the Pain oSm Of he
" AldOrf Astoria.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-12-25
HORsEPLAY AT VRLAND'S.
Abernethy Boys the Attraction ~ Christ.
mas Festival.

1
| Two httie heroes oil s.so mile tourney
| from Oklahoma 10 New York were the guests
| of honor at the Duriand Riding Academy
YESTERDAY morning They were LOUIS and
iehpse hoernethy' on tne,r snaxey uocIe
ns .oa ann g who hss
.e.n ar,iy. a.rvic.
's sam a"s'' !. .er rS,,. ,o,r -, . T.. 4.
white In spots. and he has a shaggy bang
which falls in his eyes so tina, he ~ Obliged
10 Keep them shu, most Of the time. Jus,
A. ~ s S as n.- Young rae. says Whoa ana
c,iris hts near hind foot up under him and
fans into neaceTu, .lumher which even
.' ny p."'. ,u e,e"
turb. The smaller Master Abernsthy looks
scarcely large enough to sit on a horse
and the huge Mexican saddle seems TO
swallow MN up when ne mounts ms merry
steed when one looss nj him rugged out in
boo,s a nd .nur. on. f.es as ,hongn H.. were
anu spurr' one ~, ,ess ~, ms Inouxn ." were
tho ama,. enn 10. Of an opera glass Tss
,ss aSsndon af ,ha n,.,DS .nd ,n m" ,sa o.
submit 10 beng photographed with their
dogs and ponies for half an hour before they
Win the Sss,s,ancs Of Ms. he. ibsx MA r rsa
santa Clans and h.ip%d 70 unload ne
SSTss with a broad BACK Who Sss risrsd
up .se,aI Tsss h1rs. His sarge soHsd
.ome 81 ,he fayors heinz amtamatir hor.s.
with irrrproachable manner. Who ought
TScrr vas a rams ot h".r.,haii fo- n.
bor. ana An apris caTronssl fnr shs .;rss
DAVIS v 3 h s,oIes IL Van nv.
nmr,and~ ana they deSea,.d ,hs ve.aaw
Brook Team. com posed OF n Hiiier Shaw
our rIn.. o ana sna ,hr. ..is, game
on both sldes. bn, the raII,n, bnrlaDs
four manarad to make a goal. while In.
'1sW1 apsarn, Tomnsins MI. al nc A., rod
ma An, y, ~. snn -, 1919 me rsn
a.. mn.,rin, ,nstinc, ~ ,rns, a. LIN m't "
w. I'm, she w.s on,r a seconS aEsaJ %,
WeIco ShoemskeT who Won saconG ~.
f.as ~, H. rsnsr:r,n @ p nae'
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-12-25
CLIB RIFLE SHOOTING.
Returns sS First Match In Eastern Indoor
League.

wAsHISGToS. Dec. 2s.-The first match
OF the season in the Eastern Indoor Rife
shooting League was fired on Thursday
night Of this week. fourteen cities being
represented in the schedule. Each club
will compete with svsvy other club. the
matches extending until March Is Sini-
lar league ma tchss are also In progress IN
the West. and the winning team Of each
lea gus will at the end Of the series shoot
match for the United states club cham
pi0nship, The results Of this weeks COM
petitions are a. follows:
Bansor. Ne. not. v. Mamie City: n. J.. 5oe.
birmingham. Ala. yie " Savannah. Ga. az
nridsepert Conn: s7s ". washing ton. . c $40
land. Ne. aas Va Erie. Pa. So New Haven.
Conn 20. va Pfusburx. Pa so Warren. Pa.
go New York city. pa
Conditions governing the firing call for
Ave men on q team. each firing twenty shots
&C seysnay-avr feet on q target with a one
and q quarter inch bullseys with nine
concentric rings. the count being from 0na
IN ten The competitors all fire prone and
use ~ cslibre rifles without telescopsa
All matChe- are held under the supervision
Of range officers appointed for ths purpose
by the National Rifle Association Of
America.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-12-25
SEMl-PRO BASEBALL.
Teams In Greater Now York. Nc~ J~rse,
and Connecticut To Meet.

S"mi-professional baseball in and AROUND
New TX has grown to h. AN institution Of
-uct - gniiudr that the thinking and pro-
gres ave managers have come to m" on
ciIIsion that they need an organization or
self protection and Ia promote genera 81
fare Of the game. Th"r. are thousands
Of dollars invested in grounds in the greater
city alone. and every ground owner VIII ~
asked to become n member OF the ne" ~
ganization. II will essentially to an or.
ganizatl on Of ground Ov neTs. hU' good
travelling teams will bs admitted :" 'n"is
ber~hip
No app LEGATION will h" received '''n
teams that have not weathsrcd fhro1gf AZ
least one successful season.
All the prominent Queens county cans
ar. TO become nembrra. includins re
tilenwoods and tn. SpriuxficldS 81 I'nH
Island city. the Hanoy"r- ~ ti"nii.'.
MoodhuIl- II jamaica. the Corona. ~
Elmhurst Grays Of flmhnrst tho N'r,h
Sides OF Corona. the tlgilant- " logs
nent teams IN New Jersey and pnn"''"I
have promised to bscofn. member
Nearly every Hudson River town thn' hN
home grounds far a- N"s hurRu ~
promised 60 join. Tom Sh".han OF INC
Gl"nwoods Of Long island CIV. vnn NS
named temporary president vii -
meeting in Manhattan In January 90. nc
elertiOd Of permanent Offi"rr- The hrSI-
quarters Of the new association Wi!l p" w
Manhattan. a. IL Will bs IN. mos 'on-
yenicnf place for the out 81 town. II" BIpnt
and especially the New .Ier-sy and NSN
YORK state members To reach
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-12-25
DARK BLUES WIN.
OSsOs0 1Defeats Cam bridge In tire Annual
Csess-CSunlry ompetitSsn.

inc osfcru ana cambridge cross-cOu MI ~
team met q little more than a week auo
in IN. ,hirsv Fra, annual ,n..n,,.u.. -.
""' championship
over y course oa seven ana half miles
no..ihI. .car. - :. n",,,. r ,ns oNes,
p'",'"'" sc"'" VI !" p"h's lhat means
that the Ave men Of tho Oxford team had
,,,nnar. "a "ra ~" ~ "" mor,dR"
r"nhefr nao cross"u me hns. vi the thirty =
one races decided Cambridge ha. won
eivh,aen and nv f,r.4 ,hir,..n .A.s- -,
800. nan h.s unn ' ,n,, 49,; Mnn. Jam
or'o1e man mas won IN" Individual honorS
for oxford.
Thu faa,uru ~ ,t,~ x.,. u~L..
$500" W. w" i"'"' "hTh TOOK piare
NJ northampton. was the running OF A. W
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-12-25

W the nineteen tournaments contested
nine have been won by Harvard seven by
Columbia and one each by Vale and Prince
t4n. In addition there was tie IN lnpp
between Harvard and Yale. which remained
gandecided
IRsmsdell Of Columbia and johnson Of
harvard engaged in q long struggle wherein
IT, positions eventually were blocked
Ater induginz VA q repetition Of NOV 80
IL players agreed tn draw. forty-eight
ndpves having been registered
in q give and take contest bet ween Chuck
of Columbia and ByerIy of Harvard the
fqrmer succeefed in snnexinR a piece.
fNssght on, but finally whom threatened with
QAte on tho move Was obliged TO part with
bishop. Giuck scored after forty -one
mpves
In the game between Beadle Of Columbia
and Hadley OF Harvard honors were even
throughout a hard fought game. which was
drawn in 'orty-six moves thilds Of Col
START and MAS two pawns ahead when he
nlnde an oversight which coat him a clear
deco Nevertheless he held his adversary
q bay until the tournament director de-
cared u draw after eighty moves
After n fine defensive game on the par,
Of Shafer OF Princeton b" lost n riecs 20
BurRes- Of Vale and the latter had no dim
Kenyon Of Princeton started very poorly
b1t ended in a bal~ Of glory After being
h4htnd TO the extent Of a pawn and a piec.
Kenyon brought about a splendid combine
ton after forty -four moves Stsarns his
yale opponent. was forced 'o sacrifice his
'seen TO Prev q threatened mat. There
after Kenyon won easily in forty seven
Appended 10 a selection Of the games
pbayed In the Anal ronnd
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-12-25

Private weHneis wins In Rapid Fire Match
At seventh newiment.

The third composition in class cup match
No. was held Friday night at tho weekly
meeting of the Seventh Regiment Rife Club
Tho high score Of the evening wa- made by
Private Scholz with an. Increasing his lead
In tho match. which has one more night to
run. Private J. X. Bol-- passed lie Compile
In the sharpshooter class with a 81 In the
novice class Lance Corporal Struther- held
his lead by q margin Of point. S~rgt =
Milleman made q good on his first
entry and won the prize
The rapid fro match attracted a good list
Of entrants and ksenIy contested
Private Wenneir won ON tie with Iancs
Corporal MacGufie. both making - Tho
highest score was made by Private B.,I.s
In the second class with 4. Five men
qualified a. experts.
The scores
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-12-25

Sprdri TIhi' BrTpIfrh 20 TuE Sus
P.Fis. Dec - Jesse Barry. q Canadian,
~ leading in tho tven'y-four hour roller
skating Championship contest here The
records we're beaten IN the tenth hour.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-12-25

LEADERS IN CLASS CUP MATCH No 2--rNYEHr q 80
Total
Private Schnis. Company A 40 ~ Iss
Corporal " Y. Lsr-ni"n. Com
Priva ie A. {. Lumey. Company ID ~ 81 INA
sHARpsHooTER Glars
Private !. X Boes. Company ~ ~ ll5
Private W. q. lie Corpte. CON
pMny p. .... 81 a IN
Lance Corporal L. A. Oliver. CON.
pany X. ..... ... - IS III
NOVICE clAss
Lance corporsi W. W. ssruther.
Lance Corporal y. L. rr.eiand.
serRi H. Alien. Jr.. Company L. a ~ ia
yrnsr ENTRY Ynizs WINNERS -xzpxnr class.
serxs. .. Milleman. Company r.. ~ u a.
sHAsraaooIya cfAss
Private q. u. Mcclure Company IA n ss
NOVICE CLASS.
ls H.,.,. Corporal sw r. L. Free'and 40
RAPID vTnK nArcB-nxpxRr cIass
Private y. wenneis Company " u N a
Lance ccrpoyni j. ". MaeGunle.
Company q. .....-.... III n a
sBcoxD c1.Ass
Private 4. X BoIes. Company n n a
kApyEr QUALIFICATIONS
Ditto.
,; y Res ,,, e 2,
Sersi, :. MlIIsman; ccspany 2. e nj
Lance Corporal y. n. MseGufis.
Lieut. 2, 4 ts.sG. saa,.. q . Ia Ia
Private .. x. Beies. Cssuesny I...ss % ii5
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-12-25

score G. {. y y 71.M T r. Goals from
fouls 9 G. Friedman. IN. r. Parker =
man. Propper !. II. Parker & Schar. j.
Darling. substitute Elmer for Mrs,sr
m nuts~
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-12-25

Defeats Boston Tech Easily AZ Basket.
hall.

In ragged and loose game of basketball
last night tn. New York city College team
defeated the Massachusetts Institute OF
Technology Ave on the local institution =
court by a score OF n to IL. Both Trans
were very much on even terms in the first
half Scar the twenty minui. mark the
Ciiy college boys took a squirt of speed and
won out. 10 10 q In the second half ina
Institute 81 Technology Ave went all TO
pieces. and played in poor form. while the
Harlem boys seemed 10 have gained some
strength ana played with a fash of speed
Friedman for the New Workers. played q
fin. game and his throwing to the basket
was very accurate i,Or~chrn. who pia yed
ri:h' forH ard for ih" same team. also pla yed
IN I'm" form. Parker. the left forward on
tn" Massachusetts Ave. was the msinsfay
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-24
Couldn't Think of Il.

The handsome young plumber laid
aside a piece of lead pipe and, ap-
preaching the beautiful kitchen maid'
said:
"You look awful good to me-"
go on; quit your kiddln'," she re-
piled.
"But mean what ! say
81 amt got any time to listen to you
now. Can't you see I'm busy"
eyes, but what's the use workin'
when fellow wants 10 make love to
you? Say, If l make this job last so |
can come back tomorrow will you have
your work out Of the way so we can
talk things over? You're the purtiesc
girl ever SEEM"
"If you think you can make fool Of
me by such silly talk you're mistaken"
"But ] mean every word ] say. /
want you to try to learn to love me-"
IF you want to make love to me
come around this evening. I'll be here"
what! On my own time? What
kind Of a chump do you think | amT'
Chicago Record-Herald.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-24
alexandria 6azefte.
SATURDAY EVENING. SEPT. ?.
prieksd His Own Bubble.

This story. found In Rev. Dr. Henry
Fl. Jessup's book. "Fifty-three Years In
SYRIA" seems TO Indicate that religious
yagaries are as short lived In the east
as elsewhere. A friend Of DR.. Jessup,
visiting Jerusalem. met queer look
ing solitary stranger pacing the streets
of the city, aceosted him. and after the
usual greetings remarked:
"You are an American. ! infer"
Eyes, am" replied the queer look
ing man.
"And what are you doing here. II
may ask?"
"Ah, yes. I'm glad you asked. You
see, I've come to preach the new doc
trine, that there is to be no more death.
If men will only accept 1t, well abolish
death, and there'll be no more dying,
nor graves. nor collins. nor funerals.
We shall just live right on"
But" said DR.. Jessup's friend. sup
posing you should sicken and die. what
thenT
"oh." said the man. that would bust
the whole thingP'
And 1t did. The poor delirious apos-
tie died a few months later, and with
him bis new doctrine"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-24
TRANSFORMATIONS A FAILURE.

Although re insists that he can
make" silver from base metals, E.
D. Gleason, the Pmladelphian who is
said to have sold DR.. F. w. LANCE an
alleged transmutation process few
months ago, languishes in a cell in
the Lackawanna, Pa, county jail.
He was committed on Wednesday ON
the charges OF forgery and false pre-
tence preferred by DR.. LANCE.
Immediately after. Gleason was ar
rested last Friday week he informed A.
0. Granger, a wealthy Philadelphian, OF
his plight, and Granger went to Scran-
tan, Pa, and interested himself In
Gleason's behalf. 1t seems that prior
to his arrest Gleason had conducted
a number OF experiments, at which
Granger was present, and had prac,
tically convinced him that he could
transmute base metals into silver.
After Gleason had been held In
so, 900 bail on the LANCE charges
Granger prevailed upon the authorities
to allow the chemist to remain IN the
custody of constable long enough to
preform another experiment in the
presence Of two chemists selected by
Granger. II they are convinced OF the
genuineness OF the. process Granger
would go the limit in getting Gleason
out of his trouble. The experiment
was performed Monday night, and as
Gleason failed to satisfy the experts
Granger withdrew and allowed the pro-
fessed alchemist to 60 to jail.
The charges against Gleason are
rather hay, but DIR. LANCE claims that
they have no connection with his trans
mutation process. He says Gleason
procured 500, 200 from him on forged
note
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-24
FrLMY GARB WON ELECTION.

Women as congressional campaign
managers have demonstrated their use
fitness in the summer time. Political
aspirants are not advised to place their
destinies in the hands Of the gentler
sex during the colder months. Mary
Jane Brunson. q winsome brunette OF
twenty summers, put Pat" Harrison
in Congress from the Sixth Congress
sional district OF Mississippi, over j. r.
Tally, by 1899 votes in the second pri-
mary.
Her success in a campaign lasting
three months has attracted the atten-
ton of w. A. Dickson, candidate for
Congress in the Seventh district, who
is opposed by Thomas Shelton. This
primary will be decided September p.
Miss Brunson has transferred her cam
paign headquarters from Gulfport to
Brook Haven, and is to receive a fee OF
S., 900 il her candidate wins.
The chief assets OF Mary Jane Brun-
son In the Harrison campaign were
open-work hosiery and gauze-like shirt
waists and when she appeared before an
audience in her bewitching and cool
summer garb, the Tally men had to
succumb. Then, too, she had a line
Of argument against trusts, combines,
high tariff and scandals in mighty cir
Giles that was hard to get around.
Certain girl acquaintance assert that
Miss Brunson would never have landed
her man if the campaign had been
fought out during the winter.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-24
Gettinu an Autograph.

A Munich boy Of fourteen. who had
seen and admired many Of Rudolf Won
Seitzs paintings, was anxious to Sc
cure the painters autograph, but did
not know how to go about 1t. After
much thought he wrote a letter, stat
ing that he had sent case Of wine to
the professors address, and wanted to
know whether 1t had been received
Thinking the matter Of sufficient i'm
portance the painter did not write, but
called at the address given. met the
boys mother, and the fraud soon be-
came apparent. The boy was thor
ougly scolded. and next day received
this autograph note:
1t often happens here on earth
That little rogues to great ones grow.
Some autographs for which you're trying
Can be procured without much lying.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-24
AWFUL PAINS
FULLY DESCRIBED
A Lady Of Pizarro Tells Story Of
Awful Suffering That Cardui
Finally Relieved.

Pizarro, Va.--"I suffered for several
years" writes Mrs. Donna A. Smith,
with that awful backache and the bear
ing down sensations, so fully described
in your book.
al tried doctors and other medicines
and found little relief, until was induced
TO try Wine of Cardui, when found in
slant relief and today | can heartily
recommend Cardui TO all suffering women
and think there is no ether as good"
In some instances, Cardui gives instant
relief; in others, it may take a little time.
But in all cases OF female trouble Cardul
can be depended on TO be of benefit, as
II is specific remedy for women and
acts in curative way on the womanly
organs.
As a general tonic for women, TO build
up your strength, improve your appe-
tile, bring back rosy cheeks and make
you look and feel young and happy,
nothing you can find will do so much for
you as Cardui.
Your druggist has it.
N.B-Write TO: Ladies' Advisory Dept. Chatta-
nooga Medicine Co. Chattanooga, Tenn. Tor Special
Instructions, and 64-page book Home Treatment
Tor Women. sent in plain wrapper. on request
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-24
Exact Thomas.

Thomas Hoar, the devoted servant
upon whom Gilbert White, the English
naturalist, depended to carry out his
garden plans and to look after his
comfort In many ways, was noted for
his exactness Mr.. II. G. Shelley, In
colbert White and Selborne." gives an
amusing illustration.
There was one occasion when Thorn
as came to report, ''Please, sir, I've
been and broke glass"
Broke a glass. Thomas! How did
you do thatT"
'T'll show you, sir" he rejoined as he
disappeared for moment Returning
with a glass In his hand, he let 1t fall
on the floor. remarking:
THAT'S how l broke 1t. SIR"
"There, go along. Thomas; you are a
great fool" said his master, adding to
himself. land l was as great one for
asking such a foolish question"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-24
ARBUCKLE BUYS PEARY SHIP.

The Roosevelt, the steamer in which
Peary went to the arctic regions on his
trip to the North Pole, has been bought
by John Arbuckle, who will not say at
present, however, what his plans arc
for her He promises to let the public
know later.
Mr.. Arbucllle bought the ship from
the Peary Arctic Club. She may be
used in some OF Mr.. Arbuckle's chart
ties for workingmen and women. He
was the originator of the floating
hotel for persons not able to pay the
average rates for board and lodging.
Mr.. Arbuckle saved the government
many thousands OF dollars by his feats
Of raising the naval vessels Yankee
and Nero by means Of his compressed
air system, and has been reported as
eager to apply that method To the
salvage OF the sunken Maine, in
Havana harbor. He would give no hint
last night, however, OF any intention
TO use the Roosevelt in such work.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-24
MEETINGS.

H1OTICE of the first meeting Of the
~ subscribers to the capital stock of
THE RI r. A l. HO MES DEVELOP
MENT COMPANY, incorporated.
rho first meeting of the subscribers to
the capital stock of THE RURAL
HOMES DEVELOPMENT COMPANY,
Incorporated, will be held at the princi-
nal office OF the company in the Alex
andria National Bank building, Alexan-
dria, Virginia, in the Office of G. +. Nicol,
Attorney, on SATURDAY, September
a. 1910, at 200 p. M, for the purpose of
organizing said company and for the
transaction of all business that may
properly come before said meeting.
LIEWELLYN JORDAN, President.
III. c.. ALLEN, Secretary. sep9 Wv
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-24
Queer Looking Worms.

New Zealand. Australia, the Samoan
and the Solomon islands as well as
portions Of the Hawaiian group are
the homes Of various species Of worms
with thick. heavy bodies and with a
we'll defined neck connecting the body
with head that is a startling remind
er Of that Of the monkey. In the Sand
witch islands they are called meta
lu-ki," which means "creeper with a
child's head" An old New Zealand
legend says that at one time they were
Of immense proportions and threatened
the extinction Of all human life on the
islands.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-24
Irish Wit,

Swift scoffed at Irish wit" in some
biting lines. Nevertheless Irish wit Is
one of the most precious things. One
soon has surfeit of the professional
funny man In England. the pawky
Scot. the American humorist. The
Irish peasant Dever disappoints. and
with him 1t is all so naive and natural.
London Saturday Review.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-24
Integrity of life is flames best friend
John Webster.

Be sure and take n bottle OF Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarroeha
Remedy with you when starting on your
trip this summer. 1t cannot be OBJ
tanned on board the trains or steamers.
Changes OF water and climate often
cause sudden attacks OF diarrhoea, and
il is best to be prepared. Sold by W.
F. CfsiBIfton and Richard Gibson.s
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-09-24
accident 70 an Automobiles

Mineola, L. l., Sept 24.-Rushing
along at better than sixty-fye miles an
hour, George Robertson, the nationally
famous racing driver, lost control Of
his giant Penn car on the Motor Park
way yesterday and was seriously if
not fatally hurt. He is now in the
Mineola hospital with fractured right
collar bone and right arm, a probable
fracture of the skull and internal in
iuries.