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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-06-22

COWBOYS Win PISTOLS
The cowboys came supplied with pistol,
and blank cartridges, and for the first
I time In the history of Yale alumni day
| Yale Field would have pat % shame fop
noise any Fourth Of July celebration un
D record
The Yale players had only To appear
on the field for the banging On begin. and
by the third inning the slP team gave
/ them all the opportunity for vhich they
| yearned 20 break loose 1hOse WIN had
/ neglected 10 provide themselves rvith
| pistols Or ammunition came well stu,itad
with cannon fireCrackers. which kept up
the continual hubbub Vale bad only 10
get q bass OF put out Harvard player
for the din To break out. and pistols and
firecrackers were NJ Of with vengeance
u was the hottest alumni DAY on record
NJ YALE Al least that was the opinion uf
those WIN ssr for thr-e hours IN the bruil-
ing sun
tine q the big disappointpents - all
Yale men here tonight was the very
generally credited report that President
TAFT would probably not he able q attend
commencement t1-mUrrow % So his sOn.
Rob. Get his diploma. Mrs Taft n not
hkFly - come either
The Yale men were planning royal
NFNiNNIF Z wv TFNNNNAN. N0#uAEIN Wv
GLASSES are having their reunions and there
IL the usual celebration Of the \ ale victory
On the diamond
The r~gular commencement meeting
oT the Yale Corporation was held n New
Haven this afternoon. u was decided to
spend the 5000 Contributed by the
graduates this year through the alumni
fund for faculty salary increases The
corporation will hold a special meeting
in September % consider the report Of a
COMMITTEES consisting Of the President
Mesars Merrill Whitney. Cooper. sargent
and Riplrv which will attempt 70 work out
the salary problem this sumnieT.
Announcement was made that Henry
r. Sloane and William d. Sloane had IN
creased their eft for the Sloane unit
ver.ity laboratory Of physics from StsA on
10 S5O0.OOO Of this amount Sl75 OOO II to
be endowment for the laboratory and for
fellOEuhips connected thereuith.
SMITH QUITS MEDICAL SCHOOL.
The resignation Of Prof Herbert Smith.
for twenty-five years dean % the medical
school, was accepted
Prof George Blumer Og the Yale medical
school was chosen his successoT DR.
Blumer. who was formerly on the star n
the Johns Hopkins Hospital. came 10
Yale four years ago from han Francisco.
where he had been connected with the
University Of California.
The corporation complied with the re-
quest Of the governing hoard Of the law
school by adopting higher standards for
admission 20 the courses leading 10 the
degrees Of doctor q civil law and iuris
doctor For the first named degree. In
addition 10 the bachelor % laws degree
now required as q preliminary 10 study. a
student must have a bachelors OF higher
degree In arts. science or philosophy from
college OF university o. high standing.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-06-22

Al the bsGlnaiBS q ~ yuar 1905 ~
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-06-22

SAID
state and Federal Judges are represent
stiye Of Tie capitalist elias. They have
Tough the ight Of the capitalist class and
they have appropriated extraordinary
weapons In order % fight u with more eiiert
Popular government should be q govern
meut Of sober second thought. but u must
b. the second thought Of the people them
selves What the people upon TcfegtiOn
do not approve Of cannot LONG endure
And the exercise % the ultimata lsai-irflvs
authority by the nine elderly gentlemen
who compose the supreme Court upon
second thought. o. third thought. u eN-
actly ~ much like popular government a.
. ukaae Of the Cyar Of Russia.
Judicial usurpatiOn which prohts the
capitalist class will not profit ne. Wills
the notion u tho divine right OF judges IL
permitted 70 live IL will grow. Il IL our
duty % sec that al iudgeships are made
elective. 10 see that the courts. especially
the supreme Court. arc hlled ~ rapidly
a. may be with men In whose eyes property
vas made for man and man not for property
Mr.. EdEertOn certainly did not act
these ideas from the Cornell law school.
Two Of the elderly alumni left the hail
conspicuously and one Of them was heard
70 say.
After listening 10 that wise and learned
young man / am more convinced than
ever that a little learning IL a dangerous
thing
The other one simply said.
That young man ought 10 b taken out
and spanked. That n about the sac u
Il and I respectfully appoint Dr.. Jacob
Gould schurnani president 81 Cornell
University. % do ~
Part Of the class day exercises were he'd
ln tho armory and part In the grove ad-
iacena % Lincoln Hall. The class poem
was read By Miss Mary 8icarnu Hcf6nqur
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22
Honor For a Girl.

An eighteen-year-old Irish girl, the
Honorable Mary Westenra, has just
been made master of the Monaghan
Hunt at Rossmore, Ireland. The
young lady, who is pretty and a So
cial favorite, seems quite capable OF
filing the position.
AS an example OF the strenuous
life she leads 1t is related in the
Queen that she hunted all a hard
day with the Pytchley last winter.
got back after it to her aunt's house
in Market Marlborough, changed, had
a bit OF dinner, travelled all that night
to her home (Rossmore). had break
fast on arrival. then into habit again
and hunted all that day with the
Monaghan Harriers. and the next day
had a horse running in each OF the
three races Of the Hunt Point to Point
and won all three,-a fairly good per
Torrance for an eighteen-year-old girl.
She loves dancing and music, rides
well, hunts, plays tennis. golf and 9th
er games. The young NJ. H., seems II
we earned her honors.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22
A sTAY-AT-HoME WOMAN.
N Fourteen Years She Has Not
Spent a Night Away.

N Fourteen Years She Has Not
Spent a Night Away.
American women have the reputa.
ton of being restless gadabouts, not
perhaps without having given grounds
for the accusation; but there's one
American woman who is a home
slayer OF the most chronic type.
Mrs. Kate Walker has lived In the
lighthouse on Robbins reef for TWEEN
ty-three years, and the number doesn't
have any mystic significance imply
ing an impending departure either.
For fourteen Of those years, ever
since her husbands death, she her
self has been keeper OF the light.
Robbins reef is a ledge mile or
so north Of Staten Island on the port
side as you sail up the bay. You
reach Mrs. Walkers home by scranl-
bling up an iron ladder after you
have reached the spot-that is all 1t
is, a spot-by boat. AS that is the
only means OF reaching Mrs. Walkers
establishment it is easy to understand
that it isn't a rush Of visitors that
keeps her at home.
She not only has the light to main
tain-and she has never once failed
In that-fbut there are also e siren
run by an engine and fog bell, both
Of which must be kept going in thick
weather. Mrs. Walker takes a long
nap in the afternoon so as to keep
on the alert at night. The machinery
regulating the light, which. is re
volving one, has to be wound every
five hours. She says that the light
is never of her mind at night, and
that even when she sleeps she wakes
up every hour.
Before her husband died she went
to the Catskill once; but since she
became keeper of the light she has
never been farther than across the
bay. Her front yard-and back and
side yards. tools narrow-railed
platform; beyond that only water on
all sides.-Harper's Weekly
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22
His Hands Cracked Open.

81 am a man seventy years old. My
hands were very sore and cracked
open on the insides for over a year
with large sores. They would crack
open and bleed, itch, burn and ache
so that 1 could not sleep and could do
but little work. They were so bad
that l could not dress myself in the
morning. They would bleed and the
blood dropped on the floor. L called
on two doctors, but they did me no
good. l could get nothing to do any
good till got the Cuticura Soap and
Cuticura Ointment. About year ago
my daughter got a cake of Cuticura
Soap and one box Of Cuticura Oint-
ment and in one week from the time
| began to use them my hands were
all healed up and they have not been
a mite sore since. l would not be
without the Cuticura Remedies.
"They also cured bad sore on the
hand of one of my neighbours chill
dren, and they think very highly Of
the Cuticura Remedies. John w.
Hasty, So. bingham, n H., Mar. 8
and Apr. II, 1909"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22
pIsillusIonment Of sysone Days.

DisilIusionment Of Bygone Days.
Would you, II you could, be a child
again, to romp through the field and
wood, dive in the old swimming hole,
Ash from the gnarled sycamore roots.
ride the horses to water, climb trees
Tor wild grapes, chase the festive
chipmunk. gather May apples and eat
black haws until you looked as II you
had been chewing the tar stick In the
bucket that hung under the wagon?
Would you?
IL that were all there was to 1t you
might be justified in so wishing, but
there was more to 1t, lot more.
There were the cows to be brought
from the dew-wet pasture, stove wood
to be carried in, ashes to be carried
out, buttiDg calves to feed. pigs 10
slop, corn to husk, weeds to rake, the
cid dasher churn to operate. the
grindstone to turn, pumkins to gather,
apples to pick. potatoes to dig, cab
bage to hole, the cellar to clean. err
rards to run. and go to school. 1t
isn't much wonder that the boy thinks
that time goes mighty slow, and prays
1t to hurry along faster.-PittsburJ
Gazette-Times.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22
TIE Important
Problem

confronting anyone in need Of a Taxa
tive is not question Of a single &C
ton only, but of permanently bene-
fetal effects, which will follow proper
efforts to live in healthful way, with
the assistance of Syrup Of Figs and
Elixir Of SIENNA, whenever 1t is re-
quired, as it cleanses the system
gently yet promptly, without irritation
and will therefore always have the
preference of all who wish the best Of
family laxatives.
The combination has the approval
of physicians because 1t Is known tc
be truly beneficial, and because 1t has
given satisfaction to the millions o.
well-informed families who have uset
1t for many years past.
To get its beneficial effects, Away!
buy the genuine manufactured by tn
California Fig Syrup Co. only.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22

The Ancient Greeks obtained in
formation concerning their diseases
and remedies in a novel way. The
patient visited an Esculapian Tenn
pie, and after offering sacrifices,
slept on the skin of an animal just
slaughtered. During the sleep. the
proper remedy was supposed to be
revealed in a dream.
Nowadays, one has no trouble to
secure the advice of skillful Phys
ician. Or, II it be little every day
ailment such as cuts. sprains, bruises
or even an attack of collie, he procures
a bottle of Mul-en-ol. feeling sure in
advance of speedy relief.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22
MISCHIEF MAKER
A Surprise in Brooklyn.

An adults food that can save a
baby proves itself to be nourishing
and easily digested and good for big
and little folks. A Brooklyn man
says:
when baby was about eleven
months old he began to grow thin
and pale. This was, at first, attrib-
uted to the heat and the fact that
his teeth were coming, but, in reality,
the poor little thing was starving, his
mothers milk not being sufficient
nourishment
"One day after he had cried bitter
ly for an hour, suggested that my
wife try him on Grape-Nuts. She
soaked two teaspoonfuls in saucer
with a little sugar and warm milk
This baby ate so ravenously that she
fixed a second which he likewise fin
ished.
ut was not many days before he
forgot all about being nursed. and
has since lived almost exclusively on
Grape-Nuts. To-day the boy is strong
and robust, and as cute a mischief
maker as thirteen months old baby
is expected to be.
1--WE have put before him other
foods, but he will have none of them,
evidently preferring to stick to that
which did him 80 much good-his
old friend Grape-Nuts.
use this letter any way you wish,
for my wife and l can never praise
Grape-Nuts enough after the bright
ness 1t has brought to our house.
hold"
Grape-Nuts is not made for a baby
food, but experience with thousands
of babies shows 1t to be among the
best, II not entirely the best in use.
Being a scientific preparation of Ma
lures grains, 1t Is equally effective
as body and brain builder for
grown-ups.
Read the little book. ''The Road
to Wellville." in pkgs. There's a
Reason"
Ever read the above letter? A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full Of human
interest
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22
vorv Discreet.

A party Of ladies were taking din
DER together at q welllknown italian
restaurant the other evening, and at
q table half across the room sat q man
whose singular conduct was attract
ing considerable attention. Said one
Of the ladies in a mysterious and con-
ddential undertone to the waiter;
"0arcon, parlezvouz Francaise?"
'Oui, Madame" was the quick re-
spouse.
"Then," she continued eagerly, re-
Stunning her ordinary tone Of voice and
with It her English, whats the mat
ter with that man over there?"-New
York Times.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22

iQS, MINI.
Brookvillc, Ohio.-"I was irregular
and extremely nervous. A neighbor
recommended Lydia +. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound to me and have
become regular and my nerves are
much better. Mrs. II. KINNIsON,
Brookville, Ohio.
Lydia i. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotic or HARM
full drugs, and to-day holds the record
for the largest number of actual cures
of female diseases we know of. and
thousands OF voluntary testimonials
are on file in the Pinkham laboratory
at Lynn, Mass, from women who have
been cured from almost every form of
female complaints, Inflammation, ul-
ceration, displacements. fibroid tumors,
Irregularities, periodic pains, backache,
Indigestion and nervous prostration.
Every suffering woman owes it to her
self to give Lydia +. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound trial.
IfyOu want special advice write
Mrs. PinlSham, Lynn, Mass, for 1t.
1t is free and always helpful
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22

woman. l grew worse. the kidney
secretions had to be drawn with a
catheter. In despair I decided to trv
Doan's Kidney Pills. rapidly recoc.
cred and really do not know what 7
would have done without Them"
Remember the name-Doan's. ror
sale by all dealers. so cents q be-
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
A spinsL~I LAY imagine that mar
riages are arranged in heaven, Nut a
married woman knows better.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22
Hunter Cauuht In Boar Trap.

Hunter Caught In Bear Trap.
While he was hunting in the 'fket-
tie" Of Seven Mountains. in Snyder
county, recently George 8. Schoch Of
this place was caught in bear trap
under clump OF bushes.
He was found prisoner after dark
seven hours later asleep from Ia
tigue by his brother, John A. 8.
Schoch, and Donald Spanagle of Lew
istown, and he was extricated with
difficulty His thick hunting leggings
minimized injuries that were bad at
the best.-Selinsgrove correspondent
Philadelphia Record.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22
Wireless System In Russia.

The Military Department at st.
Petersburg is taking considerable in.
terest In a new system of wireless
telegraphy which has been invented
by q Russian student. It Is claimed
that messages have been sent from
St. Petersburg to Sevastopol and re-
ceived accurately. One Of the prin-
cipal features Of the new system is
that messages cannot be tapped by
outside stations, and 1t Is intended to
build a station in the Ural Mountains
to connect with a similar station to
Q built In vladivostok. The station
will be built by the military engi-
neers at a cost of about $4,000 gold
Daily Consular Reports.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22
Result Of Observation.

A little girl from an east end slum
was invited with others to a charity
dinner given at a great house In the
west end OF London.
In the course Of the meal the little
matron startled her hostess and the
aristocratic company by solemnly pro
pounding the query:
Does your husband drink"
why, no." replied the estonished
mistress Of the house.
How much coal do you burn? What
is your husbands salary? Has your
husband any bad habits? Does YOU
son 60 to work."
BY this time the presiding genius
of the table felt called upon to ask
her humble guest what made her put
such strange questions.
WELL" was the innocent reply
mother told me to behave like q
lady, and when ladies call at oul
house they always ask my mother
those questions. "-Chicago Journal.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22
NOT FAST COLORS.

"Aunty, don't you want some of my
candy?"
Thank you, dear. Sugarea aImonos
are favorites of mine"
'The pink or the white ones"
"The white ones, pleased"
There was silence until the las
piece had disappeared.
They were all pink at first
xunty."-Success Magazine
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22
LARGE ASSISTANCE.

Post-Ofice O'erk-You've put two
penny stamps on your letter. The
postage is only one penny.
Old Irishwoman--Sure, niver mind.
My sons in the pcst-office, so it'll all
him toward his wages.-Tit-Bits
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22

Ing In Cape Town,
South Africa. l
consulted the best
physicians and an
operation was or
dered at R
Hospital. After
the operation |
managed to 'puN
together but wa
far from n Wot,
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22
what Every FInaneIer Knows.

WHAT Every TI"a"SS
That dignity is an asset.
That a dividend in the hand IL
worth two on the books.
That Barnum was right when ne
said the public liked to be hum
plugged.
That responsibility often consists
In not being exposed.
That financiers are cursed IN gen
eral. but courted in particular
That stocks are worth all the pup-
lie can be induced to pay for them
New York Times.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22

For Red, Itching Eyelids, Cysts,
Styes, Falling Eyelashes and All Eyes
That Need Care, Try Murine Eye
Salve. Aseptic Tubes, Trial Size Csc.
Ask Your Druggist or Write Murine
Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22
Ioods
Sarsa pariIIa

Will purify your blood, clear
your complexion, restore your
appetite, relieve your tired feel
ing, build you up. Be sure to
take it this spring.
Get It today in liquid fern or IN tab
lets known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses II.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22
SIGHS.

what was the bridge OF sighs?"
asked the woman who was looking
at the picture book.
II suppose" replied Mrs. Flimgilt,
that 1t is one of those games in
which you are Obliged to make 1t
spades every time."-Washingtor
Star
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22

L was SICK IOI
years while passing
through the Change
OF Life end was
hardly able to be
around. After TAX
ing six bottles of
Lydia +. Pinkham's
V ge table Com
pound ] gained 20
pounds, am now
able to 90 my own
" ork and feel
I'll. Mrs. Ed.
La DoU, Park Ran
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22
Bad BLOOD

Before began using Cascarets had
. bad complexion, pimples on my face.
and my food was not digested as it should
have been. Now I am entirely we'll, and
the pimples have all disappeared from my
face. can truthfully cay that Cascarets
are just as advertised; I have taken only
two boxes Of them"
Clarence R. Griffin, Sheridan, Ind.
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good
Do Good. Never Sicken Weaken or Gripe.
l0c, 25c. Soc. Never sold In bulx The Qenu-
Inc tablet stamped c c c. Guaranteed to
cure or your money back. 921
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22

A man feels like kicking himself
when a homely woman attempts to
fiirt with him.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22

Inc Rfnufne hNve W. 4. V0uHiA8 name Nn6 nrIen
stamped on the bottom. Take q SSkssisSSHn~s
not for sale n your town write for Mail Order CstsioS
giving full directlons how to order by mall Hhoss
ordered direct from factory delivered 10 The veaSss
all charges PREPAID. W. f. Douglas. Brockion ~.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22
TO THE HOPELESS ONES.

TO THE HOPELESS ONES.
She latter elopement)-I received
q letter from papa today. He writes
that he had just finished making his
will.
Heidi he remember us?
She-Yes, indeed. He has left all
his money to an asylum for hopeless
'diots.-Kansas City Journal
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22
OPERATION UNSUCCESSFUL.

A Terrible Tale of Kidney Suffering.
Mrs. Emily H. Murdoch, Lorraine
Place, Rochester. N. Y, says: kid
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22

The man who doesn't count the
cost is apt to feel cheap sooner or
later.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22

Ask Your Dealer For Aliens Foot Ease.
4 powder. 1t rests the feet Cures Corns,
Bunions, Swollen, Sore, Hot, Callous, Aching,
Sweating Feet and Ingrowing Nails. Aliens
Foot-Ease makes new or tight shoes easy. At
all Druggists and Shoe stores, % cents Ac-
ccpt no substitute. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22

Never Judge a mans will power
by what the lawyers do to the estate
he leaves behind.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22
A PROPOSAL

Lady-My cooking always tastes 50
good to you, and 1t never suits my
husband at all.
Beggar-Well, why don't you get q
N1orce AMI marry me?-Meggendorf
or Blaetter.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22

All Old Folks
That take Natures Remedy (NR tablets)
tonight will feel better in the morning. Il
sweetens the stomach, corrects the liver,
bowels and kidneys, prevents biliousness
and eliminates the rheumatism Better
than Pills for Liver Ills, because it's differ
cnt-it's thorough, easy-sure to act Get
PC. Box. All Druggists. The A. II.
Lewis Medicine Co.. st. Louis, Mo.
Men often make bad breaks Just
before they go broke.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22
For COLDS and GRIP.

Hicks CAPUDfNE 10 the best remedy. -.
lieves the aching and NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
the Gold and restores normal conditions It's
lfQqid-efects Immediately. l0c. DC. and 60c
ct drug Otorea
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22
Cut This Ont

An 9. mal to the a. Al ID Ill Lewis wis, Medicine Med
free 10 day treatment of Natures Rem
edy (NR tablets. Guaranteed for Rheu-
matism, Constipation, Sick Headache,
Liver. Kidney and Blood Diseases. Sold
by all Druggists. Better than Pills for
Liver Ills It's free to YOU Write to-day.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22

A woman would cry more II 1
didn't give her nose a vermilion hue
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22

A man of letters may be jealous 1
his wife gets a few.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22

Buy BATTLE AXE" SHOES.
Most men who paint the town red
make the air blue.
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HIS STATUS.

well, my little man." inquired q
visitor pleasantly, who are your"
I'm the baby's brother!" was the
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1910-04-22

When girls blush with embarrass-
ment they think 1t is burning
shame.