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MES THAT ROAD
= HAS POLITICAL LOBBY.

CDNCoRD, y. IL. Oct. 20.-'rhe Boston
maiuc railroad Will not interfere In
politics of tho state hereafter. az
ruing TO President Charles s. Mclleu.
?? Tonight addressed the Wouolunct
tp OF The Political Situation In New
<mpshirc-" MIR. Mcllcn said u( the fu-
re policy OF the railroad in this state.
we VIII not interfere in any way with
q Election OF members uf the lcGisia
~ Or OF any other public officers. VIC
''h not give or offer To any public uf
'cr. direct or indirectly, any cousderL-
In which shall tend Ia influence him
.Pcriormancc Of his public duty.
|Wc shall DO away with the lobby IN
Scnse which that term Is commonly
~. We must employ the ablcst talent
can secure 10 present To the Icgisla-
Le our views upon pcndinS legislation
/tctlnE our company
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Spry's SIander Has Seriously Injured the City

action h
o tt e o the
@ o c c S
here the polio is
g rom
s
a
IS
S o
dc o deputies on 10
p o a II % o the nosd danger crn
exploiting
las o tzcns regd OF
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NEW YORK GRAF I
FURTHER PROBED
Investigating Committee Will
Go to Bottom of Story Told
by Elder.
SUBPOENAS ARE ISSUED
FOR PROMINENT MEN
Will Have Chance to Tell if
They Raised Corruption
Fund, as Charged.

NEW YORK Oct 2o.-The legislative
investigating committee begged the ques-
ton this afternoon and for the moment
abandoned all attempts TO find out who
raised the money subscribed at Delmoni-
cos to defeat the Hughes race track BILL.
where It went to. or even il any money
really was raised.
But elsewhere. following the story told
on the witness stand yesterday by Rob-
crt Elder, first assistant district attor-
ney OF Kings county, of his converse ton
with former state Senator Frank j.
Gardner, details were not wanting today.
Instead OF pushing forward on the path
taken yesterday, the committee turned
It's attention TO the bridge scandal aC-
counts in the Aids trials at Albany dur
ing the last session Of the senate.
Former Senator Benn Conger, who
made the charges that led 10 the eXpul-
sion of Senator Aids. retold the story
OF bribes paid to legislators.
Newspaper Men Deny.
Previous TO his appearance, positive
denial was made by four newspaper men
mentioned in Mr.. Elders testimony yes
terday that the Albany correspondents
OF New York newspapers had been paid
money by the racing lobby. Louis Sci:
bold of the World. Patrick. Rclihan OF
the Press, George Janurin OF the Brook
lyn Citizen and Joseph A. MCEntee Of
the Sun, said they had never received "a
cent,
Tomorrow the committee Will resume
its Inquiry into Garduers tale, rs related
Continued on Page Two.
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MAKERS
MAY WORK OVERTIME

SANTA FE. n, ~. Oct. 2O.--Thc ways
ID means committee OF the constitu-
NAL convention. in session here today,
ueunced that expenses OF the session
obably Will exceed the appropriation OF
10000 made by congress. even If II fln-
hes It's work in sixty days. II is likely.
'weyGr. that the convention will last
pm seventy TO ninety days. in which
ent Il is considered likely that no ef-
ff Will be made 10 secure pay for more
an the sixty days session.
The committees report was made in
INJECTION with proposition TO print a
{ly journal of the session, on which the
mtnittce's report was adverse and was
jectcd
About thirty files" or suggestions for
ticles. were offered today. including the
|bjects Of religious tolcra tion. freedom
speech. education. and election OF
ate officers. The sub committee ap-
)inted to consider the proposition OF
parate schools for white and coorcd
litdren has not reached & decision. and
y question probably VIII oe determined
the floor Of the convention.
The convention adjourned today until
ION Saturday
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DDY MAKES ATTACK
u ON CANDIDATE DIX.

NEW YORK. Oct, 2o.--Theodore Roose-
it ~ speeches in Manhattan gnd Brook
q tonight accused John A. Dix. Demo-
TIC candidate for governor Of be-
3 Qnc OF the directors in company
lich aided In forming a complete
heme to accomplish the sitting OF com
crce IA trust against which he quoted
e strictures OF a Judge. now q justice
thc United States supreme court.
from the same platform Bourke
ochran. formerly q Democratic ora
q, announced that this fail he would
,te the Republican ticket.
On his way 10 Brooklyn. Colonel
ousevclt stopped for a few minutes 10
5eak at The Lcno4 assembly rooms In
Ie Ghetto and his appearance there
|r3ed Il riot. Fully - 900 persons had
.fhercd In the narrow streets and
IrouSh these the police had literally
light way for the coloncl's automo.
'Nhcn he tried TO aliGhi for u dash into
~ ball the crowd surGod about him and
"Y football rush with ten staIwar'
1icemen dragging him along landed him
|<iue the doors.
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WOODRUFF CALLS
/ TEDDY A LIAR
|ornell Professor Uses the
Short, Ugly Word in His
Political Speech.
lODIENCE IN UPR0AR
ON HEARING STATEMENT
|ompares Former President
With Claudius, Notorious in
Ancient History

|fTHACA, \. Y. Oct 20.-Twicc In his
oeech tonight Prof. T.. II, Woodruff OF
|orncll university called Theodore Roosc-
cIf liar. once an ''unmitiSated liar.
His attack. made at political rally
YER which he presided, threw the house
no an uproar. There wcrc catcalls.
Isses, cheers and clapping, with steady
.out behind them all OF Parker, Par
sr.'
'Judge Alton r. Parker then begged
1e audience 10 allow Prof. Woodruff 10
heard. Tho noisy part OF the house
implied. and the rest OF the evening
|cnt more quietly.
PROF. Woodruff began by rcopcninE the
|ellamy Storcr episode. which Coioncl
ooseveIt only recently declared was
|osed. Ho charged that when the colonel
enied sending Bellamy Storcr 10 inc
atican lie was IAN unmitgatcd liar,
Id there were letters in his possession.
3 said, 10 bear him out.
Once Not Enough.
The uprear had barely subsided whom
he professor took up his cudgcls again.
vas twice liar, he said. when
D denied that the late IL. II, Hartman
nd subscribed TO corruption 1und 10
b used for Rouscvelts election TO the
residcncy. lie closed with a quotation
ero. transferred from Claudius 10 whom
was originally applied by the writer 10
|oosevclt. The speaker was careful 10
Decify that hc meant 10 imply no com
arison between the private life OF Clau
Ius and Roosevelt. The quotation fol-
,Ws
's'The youngest recruit in the ranks OF
he proletariat, who knew no scruples
nd combined the violence OF the dcma
oEue with tho sclf-assurance oi
he artistocrat, was prepared tc
asert his claim to dominate the com
1unity-not 80 much by his intellect
VIlich wes indeed no way remarkable. but
" the one quality in which he outshonc
III his rivals-by his uncomfortable au-
acity."
Parker After Stimson.
Judge Parker. who followed, directed
n his shafts at Candidate Stimson,
Informally Judge Parker. who came
rom Owego today by automobile, referred
D fhe automobile review OF the deserted
Iyms which Colonel Roosevelt will make
cxt Monday with Representative John
\. Dwight us follows.
Enquiry at the Owcgo Daily Record
Lice brought tho reply that there are
b o,abandoned farms in this country. This
&6med 10 indurSc the bulletins issued by
le agricultural department at Washing
IN. However. [ pursued my inquiry
nd looked out for the appearance of the
Handoned farms all the way 20 Ithaca
V{dently there is nothing i'll the aban-
med farm proposition hut votes
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Domestic.

Cornell professor calls Roosevelt
"unmitigatcd liar .....-...... !
David Il. Iiill Of New York dies
suddenly .s.. ..s...........:,. |
Thousands pay tribute to late
Senator Dolliver ...,,...s...... l
: Deeper probing into New York
legislative corruption .t......ss.
Gigantic plans 10 extend scope OF
\. NJ. G. a. work ,s...........
Condensed kilograms ...........s- .
Short news stories .............,.1l
Local.
Queer mission of Ben Rich. .....s. l
Spry's letter a bitter pill, IA
Light shed on land grant fund. II
Gang resorts to low trickery, IA
American party administration re-
moves menace OF flood. ...-,s....1 IA
Strong sermons at Catholic mis-
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Slain by Bandit.

ST, PAUL, Mimi. Oct 20.--J. L.. Alex
apdcr moiorman, shot and killed
late tonight by a bandit who tried TO
hold up u street ear Oh the outskirts OF
the city, Tonight's shooting was the
elimination o. II series OF street car
holdupg.
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Continued on Page Two.
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KEEP your advertising go-
y. iug steadily III season aud
out of season and your
business will never lag.
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MAN ON SOCIALIST
TICKET IN CONNECTICUT

Conn. Oct. 2o.-Mrs
Bloor today issued her letter OF
rpfance OF the nomination for sccrc-
Continued on Page Eleven.
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FISHING TIME IN THE PAsIG
Swimming In Myriads Near Surface
They Are Shared and speared
by Filipinos.

Friday morning Filipinos sharing
cells and other fish in the Pasig near
the captain Of the port building by
largest eel ever seen on the water
front. It was fully ten feet in length.
front. It was fully ten feet in length.
Both banks of the Pasig and all the
ships and lighters moored in the
stream were thronged with hundreds
Of Filipinos with snares and spears
trying to catch the fish that in myri-
ads were swimming near the surface
Of the stream.
Natives when asked in regard to the
phenomenon were almost unanimous
In their statement to the effect that at
this time of the year the bottom of
the river gets hot and that the fish
have to leave the depths of the stream
and flash back and forth on or near
The surface.
Another theory that seemed to have
great many adherents was to the ef-
tect that at this time every year there
vas change in the character of the
water. This change acting on the fish
rs a stimulant.
This theory was advanced by an old
pilot who has witnessed the phenome.
non for many PENNSYLVANIA Times.
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BKMlRY =
ROREzRL5
= RZNEH4RT
z !!:!z r! q s'. 5y R2wfeaT
SYNOPSIS.

Gertrude and H hs!es estabiished sumner
headquarters ct sunnyside. Amidst n9-
AZ ss es for the
she was startled by a dark figure on the
veranda. She passed a terrible night,
Thieh was Ied With unsesmly o noises
hamper. Gertrude and Halsey arrived
with Jack Bailey. The house was awak.
was found shot to death. i'm the hall.
It proved to be the body Of Arnold Arm
strong. whose banker father own. owned ,1 the
sey's revolver on the the lawn. He and Jack
Bailey had disappeared. The link cuff
button mysteriously disappeared. De-
Gertrude revealed that she was engaged
talked ed'f in the billiard lard room few mo;
ments. before, the murder. Jameson told
from him. He imprisoned an Intruder in
down a laundry chute It developed that
trude was suspected, for the intruder
turned home witt. her right ankle
Of what proved to be Jack Bailey's cuff
button. Halsey suddenly reappeared.
He said he and Bailey. had left because
they had received zee teegrRRm
loaded revolver, fearing to give him Hal
sey's loaded weapon. Cashier Bailey of
Paul Armstrong; bank. defunct. was ar
rested, charged with embezzlement. Hal
bank, and was able to clear Bailey. A
telegram contained news that Pau! Arm
strong was dead. Halsey trapped Mrs.
stealing from the house At the lodge
Miss Innes and Halsey found Halsey's
fiancee, Louise Armstrong, sister of the
dead man. She was believed to be in CAL
ifornia The lodge keeper told Miss Innes
that Louise and Arnold had had long
talk the night of the murder. Louise was
Frustrated,
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CHAPTER xIII.-continued.

The gardener mentioned by Halsey
came out about two o'clock in the aft
ernoon, and walked up from the sta
ton. I was favorably impressed by
him. His references were good-he
had been employed by the Brays' until
they went to Europe, and he looked
young and vigorous. He asked for
one assistant, and I was glad enough
to get off so easily. He was pleas
ant-faced young fellow, with black
hair and blue eyes, and his name was
Alexander Graham. I have been par
ticular about Alex, because, as / said
before, he played an important part
later.
That afternoon had a new insight
into the character of the dead banker.
I had my first conversation with
Louise. She sent for me, and against
my better judgment went
She held out her hand and took
it between both of mine.
what can l say to you, Miss In
nes?" she said slowly. ITO have
come like this" I.
l thought she was going to break
down, but she did not
"You are not to think of anything
but of getting WELL" I said, patting
her hand. when you are better, 1
am going to scold you for not coming
here at once. This is your home, my
dear, and Of all people in the world,
Halseys old aunt ought to make you
welcome"
She smiled little, sadly, 1 thought
Il ought not to see Halsey," she
said. Miss lines, there are a great
many things you will never under
stand, am afraid. l am an imposter
on your sympathy, because II stay
here and let you lavish care on me,
and all the time know you are going
to despise me-"
"Nonsense!" said briskly. "Why,
what would Halsey do to me if 1 even
ventured such thing? He is so big
and masterful that if 1 dared to be
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er than deserve. And whatever you
hear about me, try to think as we'll
of me as you can. am going to mar
ry-another man. How you must hate
me-hate mel"
l could hear Halsey cross the room
to the window. Then, after pause,
he went back to her again. I could
hardly sit still; I wanted to go in
and give her good shaking. IL
''Then it's all over" he was saying
with long breath. "The plans we
made together, the hopes, the-all of
it-over! Well, I'll not be a baby,
and I'll give you up the minute you
say I don't love you and 1 do love
some one else!'" h,.... H..
II can not say that" she breathed,
"but, very soon, shall marry-the
other man."
could hear Halsey's low trium-
plant laugh. es'A .f-
II defy him." he said. Sweetheart,
as long as you care for me, am not
afraid" ...s..
The wind slammed the door between
the two rooms just then, and could
hear nothing more, although I moved
my chair quite close. After a dis
Greet interval, went into the other
room and found Louise alone. She
was staring with sad eyes at the
cherub painted on the ceiling over the
bed, and because she looked tired /
did not disturb her.
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CHAPTER XIV.

An Egg-Nog and a Telegram.
We had discovered Louise at the
lodge Tuesday night. It was Wednes-
day had my interview with her.
Thursday and Friday were uneventful,
save as they marked improvement in
our patient. Gertrude spent almost
all the time with her, and the two had
grown to be great friends. But GER
tain things hung over me constantly;
the coroner's inquest on the death of
Arnold Armstrong, to be held Satur-
day, and the arrival of Mrs. Arm
strong and young DR.. Walker, bring
ing the body of the dead president of
the Traders bank. We had not told
Louise of either death.
Then, too, was anxious about the
children. With their mothers inheri-
lance swept away in the wreck of the
bank, and with their love affairs in a
disastrous condition; things could
scarcely be worse. Added to that, the
cook and Liddy had flare up over the
proper way to make beef-tea for
Louise. and, Of course, the cook left.
Mrs. Watson had been glad enough,
l think, to turn Louise over to our
care, and Thomas went upstairs night
and morning to greet his young mis-
tress from the doorway. Poor
Thomas! He had the faculty-found
still In some old negroes, who cling to
the traditions of slavery days-of
making his employers interest his. 1t
was always 1--WE" with Thomas. /
miss him sorely; pipe-smoking, obse.
quious. not over reliable, kindly old
man!
On Thursday Mr.. Harton, the Arm.
strongs' legal adviser, called up from
town. He had been advised, he said,
that Mrs. Armstrong was coming east
with her husbands body and would
arrive Monday. He came with some
hesitation, at last, to The fact that he
had been further instructed to ask
me to relinquish my lease on Sunny
side, as 1t was Mrs. Armstrong; de
sire to come directly there.
was aghast.
"Here!" I said. Surely you are
mistaken, Mr.. Harton. should think
after-what happened here only q few
days ago, she would never wish t.
come back" 5
Nevertheless" he replied. ashe Il
most anxious to come. This is wha
she says: Use every possible means
70 have sunnyside vacated. Must s,
there ct once.'r y ss.
"1Gr. Hartoh. I Maid testify, =, u
not going 70 DO anything o8 the Kind
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He Looked Young and Vigorous.

TIC IoohSo fOun9 ana vigorous.
anything but rapturous over you, he
would throw me out of window. In
deed, he would be quite capable of it,
She seemed scarcely to hear my fa-
cetious tone. She had eloquent brown
eyes-the Illnesses are fair, and prone
to a grayish-green optic that is better
for use than appearance-aud they
seemed now to be clouded with trou-
BILE.
poor Halsey!" she said softly.
miss Innes, cannot marry him, and
/ am afraid to tell him. I am a COW.
ard-a coward"
I sat beside the bed and stared at
her She was too i'll to argue with,
and, besides, sick people take queer
fancies.
I'VE will talk about that when you
are stronger" I said gently.
but there are some things must
tell you." abe insisted. "You must
wonder how came here, and why j
stayed hidden at the lodge. Dear old
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Opportunity Of suffraoist.

Baroness Aletta Korff tells in one
Of the magazines how the women Of
Finland came to vote. The fact is
that women had to show that they
could meet an emergency before the
vote came to them. They have not
had many opportunities to take the
initiative in the worlds history and
they have not always responded when
the opportunity came, but when a
crisis, such as that of 1904, when the
strike and the revolutionary outbreak
in Russia took place at the same time,
occurred, they proved they could
make peace by doing it. Not until
England and the United States find
the women helping them to bear some
great trouble will they give them the
right to vote.
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Kept with Barnum's Circus.

P. T. Barnum, the famous circus
man, once wrote: 81 have had the
Cuticura Remedies among the con.
tents of my medicine chest with my
shows for the last three seasons, and I
can cheerfully certify that they were
very effective in every case which
called for their use."
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HOW A DOCTOR CURED SCALP;
49, DISEASE a

when I was ten or twelve years
old had scalp disease, something
like scald head, though it wasn't that.
I suffered for several months. and
most Of my hair came out. Finally
they had q doctor to see me and he
recommended the Cuticura Remedies.
They cured me in a few weeks. I
have used the Cuticura Remedies, also,
for breaking out on my hands and
was benefited a great deal. I haven't
had any more trouble with the scalp
disease. Miss Jessie F. Buchanan,
r. F. D. 3, Hamilton, Ca, Jan. z, 1909"
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lscanty ana looked like blood. For over
= month I was In bed, totally help.
less. Doan's Kidney Pills benefted
mo. wonderfully. They have my en-,
dorsements Ut all tines.
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. 80 cents /.
boz. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. n. =.
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/ Doan's Kidney Pms.
the ki!ydneys with
Thy 1 have cured
thousands and will
-. 90. = a4tSi .-,-.se 3
Mrs. L. b. Burke,
21s So Lilly; st.. MOE
COW. Idaho. says: II
was almost crazy
with excruciating pain
1 through, my kidneys.
The kidney secretions
rnrA ifv,Swhlv ocinro.a
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Scandal.

Mrs. Simmonds glanced at the scare
headline: Bank Robbed! Police at
Seal" and laid down the sheet.
''Naow, look at that, Ely" she ejac
ulated, repeating the headline aloud.
Here's big city bank broke into by
burglars, and tn city police force all
OF fishin' somewhere! What a scan.
dal"-Judge.
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] Source Of Revelation.

Twenty-seven new, crisp 81 bills,
says Harper's Weekly. weigh as much
as $40 gold piece. Wouldn't have
thought it. and have no means of
proving the assertion, but II 80 it is
probably owing in some way to the
recent activity Of the inspectors Of
weights and measures.
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There more Catarrh In this section Of the countr,
than all other diseases put together. and until the last
few years was supposed to be incurable. For great
many years doctors pronounced Il local disease and
prescribed local remedies, and by constantly failing
to with local treatment. pronounced It curable.
Science has proven Catarrh TO be constitutional dis
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney
Co.. Toledo Ohio. Is tie only Constitutional cure on
the market. It Is taken internally in doses from 70
drops to teaspoonful. It acts directly the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system. They offer ons
hundred dollars for any case It fails to cure. Send
for circulars and Testimonials.
Address: F. J. CHENEY e. CO.. Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
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mo FRILLS"
Just Sensible Food Cured Him,

Sometimes a good, healthy CONNER.
cial traveller suffers from poorly sc.
lected food and is lucky if he learns
that Grape-Nuts food will put him
wight.
A Cincinnati traveller says: "Abou,
q year ago my stomach got in a bad
way. I had headache most of the
time and suffered misery. For several
months ran down until I lost about
70 pounds in weight and finally had to
give up good position and go home.
Any food that might use seemed to
uauseate me.
my wife, hardly knowing what t.
DO, one day brought home a package
Of Grape-Nuts food and coaxed me to
try it. I told her 1t was no use but
finally to humor her tried little,
and they just struck my taste. It
was the first food had eaten in near
~ year that did not cause any suffer
Ing.
Well. to make a long story short, /
began to improve and stuck to Grape
Nuts. went up from 1876 pounds in
December to 1874 pounds the following
s October.
my brain is clear, blood all
right and appetite too much for any
mans pocketbook. In fact, I am thor
oughly made over, and owe it all to
Grape-Nuts. talk 80 much about what
0rape-Nuts will do that some Of the
men on the, road have nicknamed me
'Grape-Nuts.' but I stand today a
healthy, rosy-cheeked mana pretty
sGood example Of what the right kind
II food win DO.
You can publish this II you want to.
SO = true statement without any
lils.''
1saA the little book. 'aThe Road to
4lIyflls. e Il pkgs. There's . Reason.
s Sz - 1oo4 ~ abevo lstts04 = new
4 1ron d. - d1e. They
B 3ls 6nas aAA 1n0 - A1an
- y 4.
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A Summer Resort.

Noah disembarked.
"a combination of the mountains
and seashore!" he cried.
Herewith he resolved to advertise
the tour.
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And lots Of men would never thinA
of falling If somebody didn't tempt
them.
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And the only way to impress some
people is to suppress them.