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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-06-24
gerie persuasion.

gerie persuasion.
 Silk flowers. made so exactly that It Is difficult to tell them from the orls1nal models. are used for fasten- 1ngs at the neck in place of the con- Ventional pin. These are especially modish with the collarless afternoon gown.
 One of the newest ideas in trimming IS the use of overlapping buttons to finish skirts and coats. The buttons are put on one above the other so that their rims overlap each other and make continuous line.
 The brass nettings for the top of bowls. originally called pansy bowls, are to be had in sizes to fit almost any receptacle for flowers Fancy brass holders are found in the shops, too, for vases of white or green glass.
 The peach basket hat is still with us; the mob cap is dominant: the sweeping cavalier is seen everywhere; the bell-shaped morning hat is in evi- dence. and the modified Directoire bonnet is considered among the best choices.
 Ribbons of every variety, seemingly, are called upon to contribute to the seasons fashions. Especially popular are the warp prints for girdles and sashes at the present time and there IS still a later trend in the use of plain and velvet ribbons for the same purpose
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-06-24
POINTS OF INTEREST.
Tomorrow Saturday Will Again
 be Bargain Day.

At E.. H. Dillon & Co. 1105 Main St. Exceptional values in untrimmed hats, trimmed dress hats, children's trimmed outing hats, banded sailor hats, auto hats and bonnets, auto veils ostrich plumes, marabout boas, flow CTS, shirt waists, ribbons, ornaments petticoats and auto coats. It will pay you to look our stocks over before pur- chasing elsewhere.
 Saturday Specials.
 Legs of genuine lamb, forequarters of lamb, roast pork, fresh shoulders chuck rib roasts of beef, pot roasts of beef, rib roasts of beef, plate corned beef, corned shoulders, veal roasts milk fed natives. Spring lamb, fillet of beef, fresh hams, pork tenderloins, calves liver, etc. Poultry department. stewing fowls. choice fowls, native broilers, roasting chickens, capons, squab and turkeys. Grocery specials: Post toasties, cream of wheat, whea- tena, Ralston breakfast food, malt breakfast food, E. c. corn, E. c. oats, shredded wheat biscuit, force, quaker oats Vegetable department specials: new potatoes, green peas, (Geml, green peas (Telephone), wax beans, green beans, native beets. Asparagus Oyster Bay), wax beans (Jersey) green beans Oersey, cucumbers, native lettuce, Boston lettuce, tomatoes, rhubarb. Watermelons, cantaloupes. all varie- ties of berries, oyster plant, egg plant, celery romaine, artichokes, bunch on- ions, water cress, new cabbage, car rots and turnips, fruit of all kinds, oranges, bananas, peaches, plums, cherries, etc. Visit the butter depart ment, the largest and best display of high grade creamery butter A com plete line of imported and domestic cheese, etc. All the best brands of oeleomargarine. Bridgeport Public Market and Branch. State and Bank streets and East Main street.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-06-24
Special to the Farmer.)


 Washington, June 24-There was sur prise here yesterday when President Taft sent to the Senate the nomination of Harry A. Holt to be postmaster at Canaan, to succeed J. Henry Roraback. Holt is a clerk in the Canaan post of flee.
 It is generally held that the appoint ment is at the suggestion of Repre- sentative Hill. Roraback is thought to have been given the privilege of naming his own successor. Roraback could have held the office indefinitely, it is said, in the absence of an ap- pointee.
 There has long been a rule of the Post Office Department fOrbidding postmasters to be pernfciouS partisans. The same rule is presumed to apply to all Federal appointees. Yet it is well known that the major Federal of ficerS constitute a great political ma chine and that many of them devote more time to politics than they do to rhe duties of their offices.
 A postmaster. for instance. can be a pernfcious partisan as much as he wants to when the machine of a State is united. but if there comes a divis- ion in the machine, unfortunate is the man who is obliged to take sides.
 The dominant crowd will get him.
 Yet it is believed that the punish ment of Roraback will serve a good purpose, although it is not dictated by a good motive. Roraback has notOr- iously been engaged in influencing the course not only of politics. but of leg islation. His presence at the State capital has changed the course of more than one bill.
 Anything that tends to make office holders fearful of punishment will, it is believed tend to induce them to keep hands off from legislation, espe- cially from that desired by the peo- pie.
 Connecticut is the victim of a strong Federal machine. The Congressmen, the Senators, the postmasters, the col 1ectors of customs and internal revenue pretty much dominate the politics of
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-06-24
PORTUGAL TO INACCURATE
 MILITARY DICTATORSHIP
Especial from United Press.)

Lisbon, June 24.-An early culmina- ton in the general unrest throughout Portugal will be precipitated, it is feared today, by King Manuel's deci- sion to inaugurate a practical military dictatorship in consequence of his failure to form new cabinet. The failure to form the cabinet resulted from the jealousies of numerous lead ing politicians on whom Manuel had relied for support
 Manuel has tired of this opposition Fnd is determined to expel from par liament by force if necessary the riot CTS and others who have hindered the work of readjuStment.
 In accordance with his new plan the military element of parliament is be- ing greatly strengthened and sweeping moves are expected within the next few days. Some of the more conser- vative of Manuel's advisers are afraid that his course will precipitate a gen. eral outbreak for which it is admitted the country is ripe. Manuel insists, however, that he has promises of sup port from enough of the leaders to insure the successful conclusion of his plans
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-06-24
A Marvel For Sore Feet. Acts Right
 Off.

Sore Feet? Never After Using TTZ-
 Goodbye sore feet, aching feet swollen feet,sweaty feet smelling feet tired feet.
 Goodbye corns, callouses and bun ions and raw spots
 You've never tried anything like TIZ before for your feet It is diff 'ferent from anything ever before sold.
 It acts at once and makes the feet feel remarkably fresh and sore-proof.
 TIZ is not a powder. Powders and other foot remedies clog up the pores. TIE draws out all poisonous exuda- tions which bring on soreness of the feet, and is the only remedy that does TIZ cleans out every pore and glorifies the feet-yOur feet.
 You'll never limp again or draw up your face in pain, and you'll forget about your corns. bunions and call louses. You'll feel like a new person.
 If you don't find all this true after trying a box of TIZ, you can get your money right back.
 TIZ is for sale at all druggists, 25 cents per box or direct if you wish from Walter Luther Dodge & Co.,, Chicago III.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-06-24
HOUSEHOLD NOTES.

Add a teaspoonful of soda to a gal Ion of water vixen rinsing lavender linens
 Matches can be made waterproof by dipping them in very hot melted parrafin.
 A luxury in the shape of a hot wa ter bag is the one which comes pro- Vlded with a silk cover.
 Try adding half a dozen raisins to a pot of coffee. The slight change in flavor is delicious.
 Some housekeepers prefer a piece of ordinary screening to all else for clean ing flatiron.
 When washing window panes or cup board doors, use a little whiting on the flannel instead of soap
 Before putting away plush gar ment it is well to clean it by sponging it over carefully with gasoline
 If you have not an apple corer at hand, use a clothes pin; by means of this makeshift the work can be done with surprising ease.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-06-24

Dusseldorf, Germany, June 24.-In- tstead of waiting for trains the busi- bness man who wants to go to Fried Eichshafen, distance of 300 miles, fhas only to find $25 and he can make fhe journey in nine hours or less in Hhe mammoth airship Deutschland. sThe first trip of Count Zeppelin's air bship was so successful that all Ger kzTlany Is singing his praises. The list tof persons who want to make the Journey Is so great that the police khave been compelled to assist the of Ulcers of the Deutschland in Keeping Iorder. Count Zeppelin has announc- led that he will begin a regular pas isenger schedule of the Deutschland within few days. He promises that Hais airship will not travel less than forty miles an hour and expects to hnaintain rate of over fifty miles an
 hour By air tthe Journey between
 fhis city, and sFf1edrichafen has been
 Feduced two hours. Count Zeppelin
 hs being showered with offers of mon
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-06-24
tuJDGE SHUMWAY DENIES NEW TRIAL TO ADDIE
 BURNS NOW IN PRISON

Norwich, June 24.-Judge Shumway has handed down a decision in the su- perior court denying the motion for a new trial for Mrs. Addie Burns, who is now serving a twenty years sen- tence in states prison for harboring minor female for immoral purposes. The appeal for the new trial was based on alleged misconduct of a juror during the trial
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-06-24

Farmer Want Ads. Cent a Word
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-06-24

SIPS Black and White Ostrich Fumes
 Ioc S1.50 Black and White Ostrich Plumes s2.25 Black and White Ostrich Fumes $500 Black and White Ostrich Plumes $500 Black and White Ostrich Fumes s7.OO Black and White ostrich Fumes s14oo Black and White Ostrich
 Fumes S9.9S s9.00 Black and White Willow
 Fumes S5.9S S1O.00 Black and White Willow
 Fumes .S1.4S s15.00 Black and White Willow
 Fumes. $9.9S Splendid values in Black and White
 Willow Plumes from. .$1O to $50 All our flower sprays formerly mark
 ed from 25c to $500 now less
 than half original prices.
 BOG and 5 inch All Silk Ribbons soc and soc inch All Silk Ribbons R M
 ...s..... ...... .25c yd. s200 Silk Neck Ruffs 75c ST Black Marabout Boas. . S4 98 89c Black Percaline Petticoats.. .4Sc SLIP Black Percaline Petticoats. .75c
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-06-24

S1.35 Black Percaline Petticoats. .9Sc S2.00 Black Heatherbloom Petticoats
 $i.4o s4.00 Black and Colored Taffeta Silk
 PetticOatS ........ AS $500 Black Taffeta Silk Petticoats 75c White Lawn Shirt Waists. .. .39c SLIP White Lawn Shirt Waists. 75c S1.35 White Lawn Shirt Waists. .96c S3.00 Fancy Lace and Silk Waists $2.50 Black Silk Waists. ...... $1.75 $500 Fancy Net Waists. ...... 1.9S 25c NelllnSS lac yd. S9c Chiffon Auto Veils. 4Sc Special values in Chiffon Auto Neils
 rom DUG to $2.OO S2.76 Linette Auto Coats. 52 inches
 long $I.0o S3.25 Linette Auto Goats, 52 inches
 long SE.Zo
 long SZ.9S $500 Linette Auto Coats, 52 inches s7.OO Genuine Linen Auto Coats, 52
 inches long 4.9S s10.0O Bengaline silkette Auto Coats,
 52 inches long .......... .$7.4S S1O.O0 Pongette Auto Coats, 52 inches sig and SIS Pongee silk Auto Coats,
 52 inches long ........... 9.98
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-06-24
E IT ns11 6. ~ 1I05 Main Street. DOS Rue Paisl
 H1e=.GH1rnE NHilH1rners.
l05 Main Street.
10 Rue St. Cecile, Paris
Tomorrow, Saturday, Will Again Be BARGAIN DAY

  OUTING HATS HA OSTRICH MAI RABoUTB BLoAs LOW
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1910-06-24

s1.5o Untrimmed Hats and Banded S1.75 Untrimmed Hats .......... 62c s2.00 Childrens Trimmed Outing Hats s125 Black Untrimmed Hats. Large
 Shapes .62c s2o0 Black Milan Shapes. ... 9sc S2.25 Black and White Hair Braid
 Hats, Newest Shapes .$1.25 s1.50 Black and Colored Straw Him
 doc TurbanS S.....S S9c s1.75 Banded Sailor Hats, Newest Shapes ....-.. ....... 9Sc s1.5O and s2.OO Natural Leghorn Hats s2.50 and $500 Trimmed Dress Hats s4 and s5 Trimmed Dress Hats S1.4S $500 Trimmed Dress Hats. . SPAS sS' and S9s Trimmed Dress Hats S3.4S k10E and SIP Trimmed Dress Hats S4So All our better grades of trimmed hats j priced from S15 to $50 now less ! than half former prices.
 g4.50 White Longerie Hats. S2 9S $6.0O'White Longerie Hats. -. $3. 9S $2.00 Children's Trimmed Hats. 9Sc SSc Children's Straw Bonnets. . 19c b0c Children's Straw Bonnets. 25c S9 Genuine Panama Hats. .. $6.9S
 OSTRICH PLUMES.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1910-07-28

A farmer in this vicinity reports a
crop Of fifty bushels Of oats to the
acre recently harvested by him. Ac-
counts generally Indicate the average
to be about thirty-fve bushels per acre
and of good quality.
Albion L. White has decided to close
out his business in Mineral Point at
once, much to the regret Of a large
circle of friends, who know him as an
honorable, enterprising business man,
a genial neighbor and a valuable citi-
zen. He viii locate at Sioux City,
Iowa, where good wishes Of many
friends will follow him and his estims.
bic family.
Mrs. Richard Hoare has returned
from Chicago. Although still very fee.
bic. It is believed the surgical operation
will result in her restoration 70 health
Census returns Of this city show The
population to be 3,134. There are 1s'
more females than males; AZ soldiers
and $50 Of militia age between Is AM
45); !, 1902 of school age between 4 ant
2Ol.-males 529 and females 573.
Last Thursday Mr.. VIM. II. Prideau,
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1910-07-28
Twenty-Five Years Ago. 1885.

The mercury started out on its high
fight on Sunday, reaching 81 degrees
above zero in the shade, while on Mon
day it went one better.
The Cash Grocery firm, Brewer a.
Penhallegon, will move into their new
quarters, opposite city hall square, this
week.
The young ladies of the Presbyterian
church will hold lawn sociable at Mrs.
T. j. Campbell next Thursday.
The proprietors Of the firm Of Jeuck
& Commins announce to the ladies Of
Mineral Point that they have concluded
to dispose Of their united interest in
the millinery business, on account Of
the failing health Of one Of the mem
bers Of the firm
DR.. Herman Van Dusen died in this
city early last Saturday morning, July
18th, 1885; aged about 81 years. Dr.
Van Dusen came to Mineral Point in
l848 from Tully, New York, and for
over 80 years ATTENDED to the duties of
his profession in this city and vicinity.
He was one Of the organizers of the
State Medical Association and was
greatly honored by the leading men Of
his profession throughout the state.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1910-07-28
FROM TIE TRIBUNE FILES


S. Erskine, who has satisfactorily
finished part of his collegiate course
at the Beloit College, will open a select
school on Wednesday next in the High
School building and respectfully solicits
the patronage of those wishing to send
their children to school during the va
cation.
A Wide Awake Club was organized
in this city on Tuesday evening last.
Over 40 names were signed to the con-
stitution and uniforms ordered accord
ingly. The regular meetings are on
Wednesday evening of each week at
Military Hall. Drill meetings at the
same place on Monday evenings. An
invitation is extended to all Republican
voters in the city and town to become
members. Following are the officers:
John Hollingshead, president Robert
George, vice-president; William II.
Clark, treasurer; J. f. Sudduth, secre-
tary; Henry 2. George, captain; Lewis
S, Burton, LIST. Lieut.. John Stansmore,
I'd Lieut..
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1910-07-28

Rev. Croft left Tuesday on a trip
to Chicago.
Geo. Sicily was a business caller
at Darlington Tuesday.
Mrs. Edwin Prideaux is spending a
few days in GAINESVILLE.
Miss Dora Mitchell left Tuesday on
ten days visit to Abbotsford.
Miss Leona Benedict of Darlington
is a guest at the T. H. Beers home
John Ostrander is on a business
trip to Beloit, Rockford and Chicago.
The w. C. t. U. will meet next
Wednesday, August Sd, at 300 p. m.
Miss Ina Wearing of Linden is the
guest of her friend Miss Ruth Trevillian.
Misses Elizabeth Kim and Hazel
Smith returned Monday from brief
visit in Evansville
Misses Bess Grange and Jessie
Prideaux left last Friday for a week s
sightseeing in Chicago.
Master Joseph Rick of Milwaukee
is spending two weeks at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. Will White.
Miss Minnie Lee, who has been Wis
iting Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Pegg, re-
turned to Hope, N. d., Tuesday.
An auto load of young people of
Verona spent very pleasant Sunday
at the home of Miss Temperance
Knight.
Miss Gratia Heath, who has been
spending two weeks with Mrs. G.. Var
lin, returned to Rockford yesterday
morning.
Miss Maud French, who has been
visiting her aunt, Mrs. John Ostrander,
since Friday, returned to her home in
Darlington Tuesday.
Mr.. Harold Champion of Usage,
Iowa, arrived in Mineral Point on Tues
day for visit with Mr.. and Mrs. E. G.
Reynolds and other relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. Raymond S. Fonda
and children of Usage, Iowa, are en-
joying the hospitality of relatives and
friends in this CITY and vicinity. They
made the trip by auto.
Mrs. Geo. Harker, Mrs. Ed. Davis
and daughter Leila and Mrs. Walter
Humbert and son Paul departed Tues
day for two weeks visit at Hawarden,
Iowa.
twenty-five carloads Of cattle, some
from the local station and the balance
from stations on the M. P. & NJ, were
assembled at Highland Junction Tues
day afternoon of this week and hauled
to Chicago. Dry pastures is the at
tributed cause of the rush.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1910-07-28

Miss Temperance Knight is visiting
friends at Platteville
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. James Chap
pei Tuesday, July 26, a son.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. c. Fielder spent a
few days last week in Chicago
Miss Genevieve McMurrough is a
guest at the McKoene home at Gala
mine.
"A. w. Thoma left Tuesday on a
business trip to Delavan and other
points.
Mrs. Olive Nancolas and daughter
Ruth left Tuesday for an indefinite stay
at Linden.
Miss Bessie Thomas has returned
to Sheldon, Iowa after a pleasant visit
in this city.
N. Hartert and grandson Nicholas
Rasmussen spent Tuesday with friends
at Belmont
Mrs. Robert Lanyon and son Robert
of Chicago are guests at the Josiah
Lanyon home.
"A visit with her sister, Mrs. w.
King, at Darlington, is being enjoyed
by Mrs. Ella Sims. -
For good baseball, fine music, nu-
merous bands and many other splendid
attractions, do not fail to attend the
Park Opening sndlField Days at Dodge
vile, Aug. 9th and 10TH
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1910-07-28

A little son of Mr.. Peter ]. Ross of
this city, aged about II years, was
crushed between the railroad cars at
the depot last Thursday so severely
that he died Friday morning. Some
men were pushing cars about the track,
getting them into position to load grain.
The unfortunate little boy was standing
on the track near one car when the
men were pushing another car near the
one where the boy stood; they of course
not knowing he was there, and he not
seeing the car coming toward him, he
was caught between the cars and
crushed.
While attempting to walk on a small
pole, one end of which rested on a bar
rel and the other on top of fence, a
little son Of Henry Lanyon of this city
fell and broke both bones of his fore
arm one day last week.
"Bobbie" Anslev, former efficient
deputy postmaster of our city, but now
an employee of the Western News
Company of Chicago, is making a short
visit with his friends He looks quite
like native Chicagoan.
Mr.. N. Pratt, proprietor of the y. S.
Hotel is on visit from his new home
in Kansas, recuperating after an illness
Of four weeks. He reports fine crops
and smart times in the young state of
Kansas.
Mr.. Alex Davis and Mr.. Utter hired
Priestley & Bohan's pair Of handsome
black ponies and top buggy last Sun
day and went to Belmont, Returning
in the afternoon, they sat reading in
the buggy with loose reins, when some
thing happened to startle the ponies,
the lines were instantly switched from
the driver hands, and away went the
team. Both men were soon thrown
out and the buggy demolished, the
ponies making tall tracks for home.
Neither men nor horses were seriously
hurt.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1910-07-28

Mrs. Isaac Tamblyn, mentioned last
week as being stricken with paralysis,
is reported at this writing as much inn
proved.
A call has been made for a public
meeting to be held at the city hall next
Monday evening, to decide the matter
Of starving India, with view Of
raising a small fund as contribu-
tion from Mineral Point
Miss Lottie Ray has returned from a
two years stay with relatives in Mon
tana
w H. Prideaux, the druggist, has
been confined 10 his home for a week
by an attack Of muscular rheumatism.
Gundry q Gray are concentrating
the fftieth anniversary Of the estab-
lisment Of the firm Of that name by
distributing to customers fine china
plates on which is a picture Of the old
court house as it appeared forty years
ago.
The oft delayed game Of base ball
between the Calico Twisters and Sugar
Singers Of this city came Off last Fri
day evening. At the end Of the fifth
inning all the players were "winded"
and the Sugar Singers were declared
victors by a score Of q to 9. The
Twisters were. K J Hughes h. a.
Thoma p, j. Woolrich cf, j. Ralph IF,
/ /. Lynch #, 4. Penhallegon IS, M.
Whitford 3b, J. Crum c, r. Brown 2b.
The Singers: G. Huxtable IS, J league
10, Vickerman c, NJ. Jacobs If, r. Mar.
tin Ct, N. Wasley p, J. Gorgen 2b, P.
Brewer 30, Correll IF.
Raymond J. Crawford died al the
home Of Mr. and Mrs. John Dave IL
this city on Wednesday evening, Jul,
IS; aged 10 years, months and p
days. His death resulted from an in
jury received on July 4th from the ac
cidental discharge Of toy cannon
4 Deceased was the son Of James Craw
ford, who died nearly fourteen year
ago.
Vocal and Instrumental Instructions
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1910-07-28
Bids Solicited.

Sealed bids viii be received up to
and including August ], 1910, for fur
hay and straw to the South
western Wisconsin Fair during the fair
to be held from August Is TO August 10
inclusive. The Fair reserves the right
TO reject any and all bids. Bids to be
received at the Office of the undersigned
2gW2 4. M PRIEsTLEY. Sec'y.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1910-07-28
Genera Admission 35c. Children under ten, 25c


received a telegram from San Francisco
announcing the sudden death there Of
his half-brotier, Forrest Seabury, from
heart disease. Mr.. Seabury was born
in Mineral Point in 1851 and left here
with his parents for the Pacific shores
over 30 years ago. A San Francisco
paper says he was the best scenic
painter on that coast.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1910-07-28
Vocal and Instrumental Instructions.

Miss Sada A. Jacobs, teacher Of sing
ing, violin, piano or organ. Phone AZ,
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1910-07-28
THE MANY C0NVENI ENCES

which we offer to our customers are
not exceeded by any other Bank. How
much more convenient it is to
WRITE OUT A CHECK
when you pay bill than to carry about
a big roll or bag full of money.
We will be pleased to talk with you
if you think of opening a bank account
FARMERS AND CITIZENS BANK.
Mineral Point, Wis.
The Lamar register., 1910-04-13
HAD A PRIVATE MENAGERIE
No Other Explanation for coIonei's
Extraordinary Outbreak Seems
Possible.

Hits a wonder to me-" said the
old family servant. dat de oil kunnel
don't 20 into de circus business. out an
out-he see so many animiles long
bout de Christmas time. an dey does
sich funny tricks! Leastways, dat
what he say. Only yistiddy de preach
err come ter see him. ridin' of his oil
bin hoss-I mean de boss what blin'
in one eye-an' wen de kunnel spied
him he holler out: Git on dem two
elephants, an tu'n dat tiger aloose.
for he bite de life outen you! An
shoe dem two monkeys on yo' shoul-
der, an don't let dat giraffe poke his
long neck In my winder! Well, sub.
de preacher wuz cl'ar kerfummuxed.
he wuz. seem ez dar warn't nuttin'
I all dar but him an his OIL blin' boss:
but wen he seen de kunnel grab his
OIL war musket an holler dat he'd
shoot dem monkeys on his shoulder.
de preacher say: Lawd hep hint
an de time dat oil blin' boss made git
tin back ter whnr he come FUN wuz
too quick ter be sot down In de racin'
rickords! Constitution.