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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-03-17

It's well to appreciate the eood
things of life. but don't be good
thing.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-03-17

shortest way home? Wagg-Some
taxicab driver, l suppose.-Philadel-
phia Record.
"HoW do you suppose she ever
landed that stunning husband?" why
-er-hes collector of antiques >
Judge.
We'll, Effie, dear. | hope you've
been a little mother to your brother
while I've been OUT "Oh, yes, !
have. I've smacked him quite lot!''
London Opinion.
81 hear that your church has In
stalled a phonograph stuffed with sa-
cred music"
Eyes. Had to do it. Choir had
struck
New scheme work all right?"
cts beautiful. Never quarrels with
itself, has no skirts to rustic, doesn't
fret about the angle of it's hat, re-
Trains from giggling or poWdering
it's nose, and, if it gets out of order,
mechanic can repair it,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-03-17
Wlt and Dumor

eve dined at Mrs. Crankleigh's
last night Il suppose you had a
good dinner?" well, we found out
that Mrs. Crankleigh is an active
member of the society for boycotting
all the high-priced foodstuffs. -
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-03-17

Wiggs-Who originated the idea
that the longest way round was the
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-03-17

Doctor-Johnny, l see the pills
gave you have made you well again
How did you take them-with water
or with cake? Small JOHNNY
used them in my pop gun to shoot al
the cat.-Chicago News.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-03-17

Suffragette-What is a party with
out women? Mere Man (fiippant1y)-
A stag party Alphabetically.
And what, sir, would this nation be
without women but stagnation?-
Christian Register
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-03-17

Caller-How pleased you must be
to find that your new cook is slayer.
Hostess-My dear, don't mention it.
She's slayer, all right, but unfortu-
nately she's not a cook.-Boston Tran
script.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-03-17

Baron Munchausen had just heard
of DR.. Cooks performance. "Ah," he
sighed, as he rolled over in his grave,
taking has improved wonderfully
since my time on earth. Detroit
Free Press.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-03-17

May | kiss your beautiful baby?''
please. Nurse, fetch me the anti.
septic gauze. Louisville Courier.
Journal.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-03-17

SO many prize fights end with "a
blow On the jaw" "Of course. In
prize fighters that's the part of the
body that is overturned" -Cleve-
land Leader.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1910-03-17

Comrade Albert T. Lamson,-These
lines, with box of cigars, reques,
the pleasure of presenting to you as
a birthday token of regard. May the
cares of your remaining years pass as
lightly by you as the clouds from
these cigars rise gracefully above
you. Fraternally yours,
ALLEN III. Church.
Fair Oaks, January l, 1910"
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-27
TIRED DAYS NERVOUS DAYS -BACKACHEDAYS

It used TO be thought that a cross,
nervous person had a bad disposi-
ton" Now it is known that a nerv-
Gus condition often results from kid
ney trouble.
There is a great deal of uric acid
made IN the human body 1t is the
duty OF the kidneys to filter off this
uric acid, but when the kidneys are
weak the poison is peddled about the
body by the blood, and it irritates
the whole nervous system, causing
headache, dizzy spells, fits of blues"
neuralgia attacks, rheumatic pain.
weak eyesight. dull, tired days, and
a constant inclination TO worry over
trihes.
You feel as If you can't stand any
noise about you. The little ones often
wonder what makes mother so cross
and nervous. The businessman is i'll
tempered with his help, and makes a
big fuss over every little thing that
goes wrong.
Another effect OF uric poisoning is
dropsy, or bloating-pufy pouches
below the eyes, swollen wrists, ankles
and limbs.
Kidney trouble makes .urination ir-
regular, passages too frequent, or
scanty and painful, and gradually
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-27
FREIGHT SHIPPERS
have GRIEVANCES
Oakland Manufacturers Make
Complaints Before State
Railroad Commissioners

OAKLAND, Sept. 26.-Grievances of
local freight shippers occupied the at
tention of the state railroad commits
sion, which held session this morn
ing in the headquarters of the Oakland
chamber of commerce. Chairman l. C.
Irwin OF the board presided. Commits
sioners H. d. Loveland and Theodore
Summerland were present, as were
Armstrong. official reporter for the
commission.
c. B. Matheny, representing the Oak
land sash and door company, COM
planned that San Francisco freight
shippers had an advantage of cents
per 100 pounds over Oakland shippers
sending freight to any point on the
Northwestern Pacific, except to Santa
Rosa. Matheny declared that local
shippers are required to pay the addi-
tional freight to Tiburon on less than
carload lots. Matheny was asked to
send a communication to the commits
sion stating his grievance in detail.
superintendent Parsons of the Jud-
SON manufacturing company of Emery
Vile complained of the charge of
$3.50 a car made by the Southern Pa
cific company for hauling a car loaded
on the switch at the company's works
to the main line. Parsons contended
that the charge was unjust in view OF
the fact that the switch tracks had
been put in by the Judson company at
its own expense. Parsons said that not
only his company, but the Byron Jack
son iron works, Code & Porterwood
company, Pacific nanifo1ding book
company and other local manufactur-
ing Industries are required to pay the
same switch hauling charges by the
Southern Pacific company and also by
the Santa Fe company.
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-27
VIC. T.U. WORKERS
Plan CONVENTION

BERKELEY. Sept. pa diamond
medal oratorical contest will be a fea-
ture Of the state convention of the
Woman's Christian Temperance union
of California, which will be held in this
city from October to IL in the par
lors of the First Presbyterian church.
The medal contest, however, will be
held in the auditorium of the Berkeley
high school.
Mrs. NJ. J. Dore Of San Jose. president
of the organization, will preside at the
sessions and will announce the pro-
gram next week. Among. the speakers
will be Rabbi Meyer of San Francisco,
who will speak on the white slave traf-
fic and Mrs. Mary Harris Armour of
Georgia, well known lecturer on prohi-
bition topics.
At least 200 delegates will attend the
convention meetings, and elaborate
preparations are being made to enter
tain them.
Mrs. r. r. Patterson is head of the
committee on printing and reduced
rates.
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-27
MEN Who BUNKOED
FARMER CAPTURED

OAKLAND. Sept. 26.-E. Chisa, Jo-
seph Costa and Clone Tomani were ar
rested today at Santa Cruz and brought
back to Oakland to be tried for swind-
ing Giovanni Bianchi. a Santa Rosa
farmer, out of $1,100 in bocci game.
Peter Bassallo, Frank Conegan and
Pellegrino Giuseppe were arrested this
morning by Detective Drew in Broad
way as suspected swindlers.
The men had bought nearly all the
confederate bills in the second hand
shops OF this city. Later the police
learned. they had exchanged $3.50 in
cash for dollar bills
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-27
Weighted BODY IS
FOUND IN THE BAY

OAKLAND, Sept. 2s.-An unidentified
body of a laborer about 45 years of age
was found early this morning by S. j.
oeerg. night~watchman for the Judson
iron works, in the tide fiat of the bay
back of the iron factory.
The mans hands were tied together
in front of him and about his waist
were suspended two fish plates weigh
ing % pounds each.
Nothing in the clothes would serve to
identify the man except an employment
card, bearing no name, issued by Muir
ray & Ready of San Francisco, Septem-
Der II. This was in the breast pocket
of the coat
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-27
SAN FRANCISCO PROOF

Mrs. M. D. Calkins 1873 Fremont Ave,
San Francisco, Cal, says: For a num-
Der of years / was subject to attacks of
kidney complaint and / suffered in
tensely. At times 1 could scarcely get
out of bed on account of the pain and
lameness across my loins. I was both
cred by irregular passages of the kid
ney secretions and always felt weak
and run down. A few doses of Doan's
Kidney Pills, procured at the Swan
Drug Co., brought relief. and continued
use did away with my trouble Now
after 4 lapse of over two years I can
say that the benefit received has been
permanent"
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-27

brings on attacks of gravel stone in
the kidney or bladder.
You can't afford to neglect weak
kidneys, as there is danger of fatal
Bright's disease, or diabetes
Doan's Kidney Pills strengthen
sick kidneys, cure backache, regulate
the urine and restore the normal
blood-flltering action of the kidneys.
This drives out uric acid and ends
uric poisoning. Plenty of proof in
the cases cured right here in your
own city. Investigate this case:
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-27
EVENTS IN THE COUNTIES BORDERING ON THE BAY OF SAN FRANCISCO
Verdi CONCERT
IS PARK FEATURE

OAKLAND. Sept 26.-For the SYM
phony concert at Idora park tomorrow
afternoon E1lery's- royal Italian band
will play many of the superb works OF
Giuseppe Verdi. Italy's most noted com
poser. These classical concerts played
every Tuesday and Thursday afternoon
in the Idora park theater by the Royal
italian band have attracted large dele
cations of musical enthusiasts. The
symphonies are free to patrons of the
park and begin at 2:15 p. m
Tomorrow's symphony program is as
follows:
March. vendetta di AcqGe Morts'
..---..-.....-.... .Marcnetri
pilgrims chorus from Il Lombard" Verdi
met from LA Forza del Destino" ....... Verdi
Messrs- Croce and GiuliL
sT a Trsvfta" act " entire.
solos by Nessrs. d d'Amico. Croce and Giulii, with
descriptive remarks By Ellery.
ssFrnani" grand selection Verdi
Prelude barytone aria, septet, grand finale
NesErs d'Amico. Croce. Gtulf and Mobile
Mazurka Madonna .Fepe
ssAndantfno'' seventeenth century, Ross
For reed instruments only.
ssOtello'' grand fantasie. .Verii
Ave Maria lagos drinking song. grand finale
act III.
Messrs. d'Amieo. Groce and Chill
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-27
GOLDEN RULE REDUCES
ARRESTS IN BERKELEY
Police Chief Reports Few Cases
for Last Quarter

BERKELEY. Sept. 2e.-In his quar-
terly report Chief Of Police August
Vollmer submits figures that prove the
police golden rule to be a success. In
the last three months there have been
but two contested cases for violations
Of city ordinances and both were in
significant There were six noncon-
tested cases during May, seven during
June. nine during July, and only three
in August. Most of the cases were
trials Of petty offenders.
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-27
Marriage Licenses

OAKLAND. Sept. 26.-The following marriage
licenses were issued today:
Howard C. Blake. 2e, Sacramento. and Sarah
Hsrkins, 25. Berkeley.
Joseph Cannella. %, San Jose, and Rose Bi-
Loren 4. Bagley. %. Red Bluff. and Olive L.
Vanderbilt, %, Oakland. =.
Melville Goodman. 80, and Rae kevan, 81,
both Of Stockton.
Joseph Allard. 81, and Susie ]. Murphy. so,
both of Hollister.
Alexander 26, Detroit.
Nicholas Anil Dondero. 81. and Mary Mar
shall. 20, both of Walnut Greek.
George Sobiels, "a, and Della Sanchez, 23, both
OF Pleasanton.
william n. Maupin so. and Sarilla ]. Mont
gomery, 40, both Of Oakland.
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-27

Several girls who are meeting to-
gether frequently for an informal tea
and chat over their needle work will
be the guests of Miss Elizabeth Orrick
Wednesday afternoon at her home in
Vernon heights. Among those who
x,rfTF oo1opf 6ocrsfoIffu
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-27

An event Of tomorrow evening will
be the elaborate dinner over which
Mrs. William A. Schrock will preside
as hostess at her home IN Sixth ave-
nue.. her 20 guests including the men,
hers Of the Five Hundred club. which
has been in existence a number of
wears. A game of cards will follow
the discussion of the dinner menu
Among those for whom covers will be
laid are:
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-27
BERKELEY TO AID IN
SECURING BIG MEETING

BERKELEY, Sept 26.-At the re-
quest Of Frank L. Naylor and Robert
c. Root. Pacific coast representative
of the American peace society. the
Berkeley chamber of commerce is
making efforts to bring to San Fran
cisco the next peace congress. Root
is in this city making arrangements
for a peace discussion to be held by
the students of the university next
month.
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-27

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Frederick Baker
viii return 10 Oakland from abroad
just before the holiday season. They
will sail for New York Friday and
they expect 10 remain on the Atlantic
coast several weeks before beginning
their homeward journey across the
continent. After a tour of the British
isles the Bakers Travelled through Ger
many, France and Italy.
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-27
BOYS ARE SPILLED
FROM CANOE IN LAKE

OAKLAND. Sept 2s.-Bud T. weynd
and Lloyd Laingor, each aged II years,
were saved from drowning in Lake
Merritt by rowers who went to their
aid when their canoe capsized in the
deep water. Neither of the boys could
swim, and they were exhausted when
taken ashore. Laingor lives at 1889
Harrison street
The San Francisco call., 1910-09-27
ProMArNE yIc1

PToMAINE VICTIM RECovERING-Alameda
Sept. 26.--Nrs. L. r. Dickey of this city is
recovering at the home of her mother In Sac
ramento from an attack of ptouaine poisoning
that is attributed to the eating Of ham that
was contaminated. Mrs. Dickey is the wife
of the assistant manager OF the Bay Cities
=
The Globe-republican., 1910-05-05

and cared for and cultivated by him
self when in health and he wished
never to leave them, like little Nell
in Dickens, he wanted to be buried
by the flowers and The bushes" and
under the trees he loved 80. we'll in
life."
"Speaking with him one night un.
der the wide spreading trees at bis
home Of the "old timers" who had
passed away, he said: 4 miss them,
and above all do not like to have
them buried away from Dodge City
Here is where I should like to rest
and if it were not repugnant to oar
customs and our civilization l would
ask that my body be cremated and
that my ashes be scattered here
among the tress where we lived so
long and have been SO contentad and
happy That wish OF his heart has
in measure been gratifed, for this
slightly spot 'overlooks the beautiful
valley, the river and the home he
loved so we'll and where he spent so
many happy years. Here amid the
scenes OF bis life's labors be is at rest.
This mound Of earth under which
he will lie and moulder to dust is
banked with most beautiful wreathes
and flowers brought by dear friends
and nsighbors from far and near and
show the affection and esteem in
which he is held by those who have
)een closest to him in life and near
,st to him in death. We can do
10 more tor him now; we nave per-
ormed the last sad service; we leave
'ur dear old friend at rest here be-
ieving firmly that the Master, "who
oeth all things well" will care for
i'm"
The Globe-republican., 1910-05-05
MORE ENDURANCE RUNS
Santa 70 Trail May Secure them And II May
Not. II all Depends On Work,

II the Santa Fe Trail movement ID
worked on hard by the counties,
townships. auto clubs, and the OF.
icers Of the Trail organization for
the next two months, number Of
other Endurance Runs may be made
via this route. This is to be q sum-
mer Of endurance runs. Two will be
made from Kansas City, which should
be routed over the Santa Fe Trail.
There is talk Of an Ocean to Ocean
run, and various others.
The Dodge City automobile club has
started in right. It now has a blue
print Of the Dodge City Division.
The entire Trail should be divided
into divisions and maps made OF
them. With the same work done
on each division as has been done by
the Dodge auto club, no pilot would
be needed for the Trail, between
Hutchinson and Pueblo.
A still more important thing is
that.the road on the Trail should be
finished at once. Four hundred
miles OF absolutely fast road will CAP
ture every endurance run, and every
touring party that crosses the couu-
try between the Missouri river and
the Rockies.
Now is the time, more than at auy
other stage Of the movement, when
the officials Of the Santa Fe Trail
should urge work on the roads. If
they neglect this at this time the
movement will be a failure.
The Globe-republican., 1910-05-05
APPETITE GONE.
Indigestion 10 the Cause Of lt-Gst Rid Of It,

People 60 on suffering from lIttls
stomach troubles for years and imagine
they have serious disease,
They over eat or over drink and force
on the stomach lot Of extra work.
But they never think that the stomach
needs extra help to do extra work.
II these people would take a Mo- ma
Stomach Tablet with or after meals 1t
would be a great help to the stomach In
It's strain Of overwork.
Mi.o.na Is guaranteed by the Palace
Drug Co., to cure indigestion or any
stomach disease or money back.
Mi.o-na for belohing Of gas.
Mi-o.na for distress after eating.
Mi-o-na for foul breath.
Mi-o.na for biliousnesa.
Mi.o-na to wake up the liver.
Mi.o-na for heartburn.
Mi-o-na for sick headache.
Mi.o.na for nervous dyspepsia.
Mi.o-na after banquet.
Mi-o-na for vomiting Of pregnancy.
Mi.o-na for Car or sea- sickness.
Fifty cents a large box at leading
dealers everywhere and at Palace Drug
Store In Dodge City Kansas.
Booths Pills cure constipation--25 cts
The Globe-republican., 1910-05-05
DEATH or R. ]. HARDESTY
Continued from paGe y

friends wished it-have requested
that l say few words for them, con
GLIDING these simple services whicl
consign the body to the grave and
his generous, honest soul to eterna
rest and reace."
"Thoss of Us who knew him vel
in life are fully aware that hs would
not wish his virtues excessively extol-
led nor his short comings condoned
here, but rather that he would have
US draw the curtain gently, and ten
derly and lovingly say farewell.
"Oul friend was born and reared
in the grand cid state Of Kentucky
and he was typical Kentuckian. He
had within rough exterior a warm
heart, gallant, chivalrous nature, a
strong character and : genuine re-
fnement.
'In the 26 years | was privileged
to know him and to have his conf
dence and bis friendship, I did not
hear fall from his lips word Of pro-
family or questionable utterance.
He was a gentleman Of the old Ken
tucky school, a man of the highest
integrity, plain, modest, and Of re-
firing disposition. He believed in
right doing and right living and he
subscribed to the belief that mans
reward in the future life would be
measured as he had done good in
this life to his fellow men.
He was deeply attached to his
home which he had beautifed with
trees and plants and bushes and
flowers, planted with his own hands
The Globe-republican., 1910-05-05
Sand Clay Roads.

The Department of Agriculture has re.
Gently issued circular No. 81, entitled
"Sand Clay Roads in the Middle West"
This Bulletin contains the result of gov
ernment experiments in the construction
OF the Dodge City and Garden City Sand
hill roads and is illustrated. 1t Is
valuable to every community interested
In the building of good roads and par.
ticularly those who have the sand road
problem. Those interested who will
drop me card at Washington will re-
ceive q copy of the bulletin.
E. II. Madison, NJ. c.
The Globe-republican., 1910-05-05
National Bank 2 Commerce
Sealed Bids

Dodge City Kansas. Sealed bids will
De received by the City Clerk, Pearl
lrebllcock, until May 18th, 1910, at eight
O'Clock p. m for $4,000 water system,
0 per cent, semi.annual, 2O-3O year
bonds Deposit required, 2 per cent.
CITY reserves right to reject any or all
bids. Financial statement furnished on
application II -
The Globe-republican., 1910-05-05

Further notice Is hereby given to clean
up yards and alleys. The final limit for
this work to be done will be May TO-
Those who have not attended to the mat.
ter at that time will have to be pros.
cuted. A. Gluck Mavor
The Globe-republican., 1910-05-05
For Sale.

sw t sec. II, range 27, T 26, 100 acres
In wheat and some improvements. Also
my nome place south OF the river. In
qu're Y OF d. ). Heustls, Dodge City, Kan.
P. o. Box 266. -
The Globe-republican., 1910-05-05

Chicken broth with noodles, Celery,
Young Onions, Chicken Fricasee
with French Peas, New String Beans,
New Turnips. Choice drinks, Desert
Fruit Meyange.
5.S-lo Vienna Cafe,
The Globe-republican., 1910-05-05
Cut Price Groceries

The secret of CASH SAVING is CASH BUYING. We are
overAowing with grocery bargains. This LITTLE STORE
with BIG STOCK many genuine grocery bargains offer
YOU that we attempted them it would require this
tine newspaper Just give you idea of what real bargains
mean, we quote you the following lis
The Globe-republican., 1910-05-05
Y()Nl I; /: |
(Mdit1ylKcsD HXGy-O-ME)

Cures catarrh or money back. Just
breathe in. Complete outfit, including
inhaler$1. Extra bottles SOC. Druggists,
The Globe-republican., 1910-05-05

Wanted-Fifty men aud teams to break
sod. Inquire at this office. 2,
The Globe-republican., 1910-05-05

Big Chicken Dinner Sunday, so Gents
The Greenville morning herald. [volume] (Greenville, Tex.) 1890-1956, 1910-05-21
NEW ROAD FOR THE KATY
TEXAS CENTRAL, ACCORDING TO
HOUSTON REPORT, SECURED,


Houston, Tex May 20.--lt was al
bounced hero today that Edwin IIaw
ay has purchased the Texas Contra
Railway under the nun option secw
ID FROM President McHarg. OF the r,s
IS Central. ana that the line will IN,
como a part OF the Missouri Kansa.
md Texas line
Tho line viii extend northwest froq
Waco a distance OF two hundred an,
oightyone miles.
Edwin Uawloy is at prescnt tn,
head Of several important railroad syy
TENS, and is looked uron as the su,
ecssor to E H. Hartman as "rai
road wizard He now dominate
the Missouri, Kansas & Texas. til,
Chicago y Alton, Clover Lear, NJ unca
polls y st Louis, Iowa Centra,
chesapeake 4 Ohio. Chicago. Cinci,
natl y Louisville and smaller roads
lie is also a director In the Kausa
city Mexico 4 Orient railroad NJ
lawley was in reNas Il few week.
ago with a party of officials At tina
time he EXPRESSED his confidence Ii
the future of Texas and his deligh
over conditions In the southwest
There has been much Speculation
ior some tine regarding tho outcom,
..f al
The Greenville morning herald. [volume] (Greenville, Tex.) 1890-1956, 1910-05-21
EXPLOSIVES.
How They Are "set or and Nov
They May Be Handled,

How They Are "set or and No.
They May Be Handled
There are two ways in which am OK
nlosivc may be set on 10y burning and
ny detouation. The burning process g.
progressive from one particle TO am
other. Ns of lire In II CRATE, only iu6nIf
more rapid This process Is adgpto,
o gunpowdr;, requiring ns 4, does, D
very short time FOR the burning up u.
he explosive body The other form ol
EXPLOSION. the decorative, being at
nee throughout the mass, is uuHito.
'or use In guns which would me- smash
I'll to pieces hut Is adapted to sha,
,ering or breaking purposes, SUCH W
blasting rocks In mining operations Hut
bursting charges In shells, torpcdoc
and submarine mines Substances u;
the latter sort are termed high cyplo
Sives. Some examples may be- given
OF the safety with which the most dan
gerous explosives may ordinarily b,
handled For instance, considerable
quantity of gun cotton. such as purc
cotton treated with nitric ncid, may he
set nfirc and win burn quietly, but II n
sufficient mass be set atlre the heat and
pressure on the surface Of the burning
body will cause the whole to he cv
ploded. A torpedo filed with wet com
pressed gun cotton win not explode K q
shell from cannon should penetrate II
and burst in the mass OF gun cotton
Even nitroglyccrin win burn Ike oil I'd