The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1910-03-17
VOICE FROM ssGUM SRALLERS."
sole Clod Hopper" Does the Talk
ing, "Arun Grice" the Writing.
Gun Shallers. South Ca,}ina.

Editur County Record
We aint seed nuthin rit in tie pa
pers frum these parts fur sum tim,
We, me an Arun Grice thot how
sumpen had orter be writ. So we
met at the ole haSSin log an While |
thunk Arun Grice writ, he bein
more nimble with the pen an er
what ! az. least wise | think so an
Arun Grice thinks so tn.
An we low tn, Mr. Editur, frum
the. way the mune hengs these morn
ins afore day lhowit corn plant!n tim
is nj on us agen an nuthin bein rit IN
the papers nuther by our lsrnt men
fur the instruction Nv the pepel.
Wv corse much was rit las fail by
sum Wv pur siontifcul farmers es tu
testin Wv the Crane afore plantin um
in the groun all of which wus good
an proper. But we fer much of it
wus lost er we shud wv sed washed
away entire by that delluge of KEN
,icully impur tho siontifcully tested
corn what hudded the hole county
about Crismus tim. Least wise |
think so an Arun Grice thinks so tu.
An. it pears to us, Mr. Editor,
,howits goin to be the latestest an
backardest spring sens the war. No
leans tn be tuck now at all en- NOR
geges tn be tuck only on crops
what's groin Why, Mr. Editur, them
cotton seed is just naterly coin tn
lay in the groun to set. Least wise l
thinks so an Arun Grice thinks so tn.
An we low tn Mr. Ed cur how sum-
pin, had orter be d.. tu farce ur has
ZEN um up sun oa soak in hot wor-
ter or bile IN littiy so es tn get um
up up in Jim fur the morgege tn be
tuck. least wise thinks so an Arun
Griee thinks so tn.
- We had writ you Mr. Editur askin
that you ring. up PosSum Fork an
let our ole fren down thar no hoWit
Crismus was over in mos parts, hop
in. how he'd Civ us sum practicul
suggestions es tn the use Nv tar an
sich like. Had watched the big rode
expectin tu see him whisk by Mr.
P-'s REQ in er bran nue. oXo-
mobile creased up with nice fresh
tar.an come down the big rode from
the SllaHers at sich er rate es tu max
the poles in our shack trimble.
But seein nuthin in the papers nur
hearin nuthin ,nuther frum him we
loud how sum evil'had overtuck him
in thes perullus times with Bo!e
Weevils, Bin tigers, Hook Worrums
an sich like abroad in the Ian. Least
wise | thot so an Arun Grice thot so
tn.
Howbeinsomeyer we. got aholt ur
Jon Smiths las weeks Record an loe
On behole thar our ole fren wus, not
yitin in the paprs es tn tarin seed
corn an sich like er down in the fork
inendin nets er fiXin traps fur hick-
rvs es good oA A'Peter was DUN when
.the Master foun him, but tinkerin
with the sun an, that thar commit
what we gest got one peep at es she
div benin the tree tops acros tans
bay. We furget husens it is DR.
Cooks or Pearys an we don't give er
darn nuther fur wer plum oneasy
fur our ole fren noin him es we du
bis natento be pri in tn things we
n low how he'd keep munkeying with
that thar commit an git tn clos tn
hits turrable tale an fus thing he nos
be swiped up ofen the face Nv the
earth an swurled aroun in space er
sumers else an finley dumped broad
sided on tn the sun er sumers else
fur kindlin wood, ,whichud be CRATE
loss an kerlamity tn Possumfork an
TIA the hole cuntry. Least wise |
, thinks so an Arun Grice thinks so tu.