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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

So fas as We have been able to learn
by careful inquiry, King George has
not consented to give up his crown to
the New York man who claimed it by
prior right of lineage.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

Omaha plumbers want more money.
They evidently think that II they are
to be the butt Of all those plumbers
jokes they ought to be entitled to COM
pensation for lacerated feelings.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

We note that $4,000 of the con-
gressional river improvement appro-
priation is for work around Lake Con-
trary. 1t will be fine II that will put
the lake In a more reasonable mood.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

Some Omaha folks who had inside
information that prompted them to
buy water works honds viii make a
lot of money. OF course, none Of the
Water board bunch bought any bonds
in their own names.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

The Lincoln police are renewing
efforts to stop the sale of liquor at
club bars, which is the Lincoln way of
evading enforced dryness. 1t is won
derful how much trouble Lincoln has
to keep its resolutions TO be good.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

Is 1t not about time to quit calling
the Chicago Nationals the Cubs and
begin styling them the Bears? They
must be nearly full grown by now.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

Mr.. Bryan may complain of the gov
eminent and conditions as he Will. but.
just the same, before 1885 he was not
sailing around the world In luxury or
running over 70 Edinbourgh for lee
ture. and he has never been president,
eithe
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

Well, what right has England to
complain at the colonel's speech? Did
not London grant him the freedom Of
the city?
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

The Ute Indians have just won a
law suit involving $4.OoO,O00, which
suggests that this Poor 10 is not need
ing commiseration.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

Mr.. Roosevelt has at least discreetly
or mercifully-refrained from ex-
pressing his opinion of the poet lau-
reates poem.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02
Cause and Effect.
BROOKLYN Eagle.

Brooklyn Eagle.
If Bryan doesn't stop badgering Judson
Harmon, a nomination for the presidency
by reclamation or on first ballot is as
sured for the Ohioan. Thousands Of demo-
Gratis love Harmon for the enemies he has
made
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

Now IL the Water board will only
loosen up that high-priced lawyer may
yet get hts annual trip to Europe at
the expense of Omaha taxpayers.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02
Evidence of Skin.

As indicative of his position that peace
is a mere matter of tanning people, the col
onel might cite trlumphantly the present
meek ana lowly status of the nature takers
and race suiciders in this country.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

And now st. Louis is to have butt
ton day and they will pin buttons on
the people. Three to one they will
not be the kiss-not buttons.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

st. Louis's long distance weather
cock, the Rev. Irl r. Hicks, disclaims
all responsibility for the comet cpl
sode. You can't lose Hicks.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02
The Final Decision in the water works case

BY unanimous verdict of the United States supreme court
the city of Omaha will have buy the water works plant the
appraised value of 959 The most appropriate comment
The Bee make this unexpected repro
duce two editorials that appeared these columns when the
plot first began to thcken.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

The Kentucky woman who shot her
husband and her cook has the drop on
a lot of other women who cannot get
either q man or a maid.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02
Chicago News.


Paupers are to have access to the highest
federal courts without cost If a bill passes
which is now before congress. Then only
the very rich and the very poor can afford
to go to law.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

Baltimore American.

Baltimore American.
The United States will have laundry
for its notes to keep them free from noxi-
Gus germs. But by providing laundered
money the government does not in any
way intend to encourage wash sales.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

. Most people in Omaha have long
had the suspicion that r. B. Howell
was a mountebank and fraud Now
they are sure of it.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

One virtue in the late spring is that
It saves much Of the hardship OF the
summer outing-aIso expense.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

Subscribers leaving the city tenn
pOrRrlIy should have The Dee
mailed TO them. Addresses will he
changed as often rs requested,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

To Colonel Roosevelt freedom of
the city" means the right to say, as
well as do, what one pleases.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

Changing one word in the old game.
the Chicago cotton king is still playing
"Patten wants q corner"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

A few more "primera" on water
rates are due from the red-headed
yellow.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

Splitter has more to say" observes
q headline. Well, spit it out.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02
sTATnMENr on c1RcULATIoN.

State Of Nebraska, Douglas County, ss
George b, Tzschuck, treasurer of The
Bee Publishing Company, being duly sworn,
says that the actual number Of full and
complete copies of The Daily, Morning,
Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the
month of MAY 1910 was as follows:
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

The Court-You will swear that the pris-
oner stole your umbrella2
The Plaintitf-Your honor, l will swear
that he stole the umbrella i was carrying,
Leader.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

only occasion on which man is practically
invisible is his own wedding. "-Washingto ton
Star
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

Legal Adviser-As understand you, your
fanny is in much reduced circumstances
that nothing is lett OF your ancestral estate
now but a ruined chateau"
Count Boyton de Bakkovisnek-Zat ees
gone, too, sare. ! myself am &c sole ruin
Chicago Tribune.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02
MIRTHFUL REMARKS.

Pop when Is a man a pinhead?"
"WHen sharper folks, my son, use him to
keep the poInI from koins any Iurtuer.'-
bal Lmure American.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

Returned copies ,............., 1885
Net total ...........s..s.,.l 1S16,22b
Daily average. ........,.. 42,3B9
GEORGE b. TzSCHUCK,
Treasurer.
Subscribed in my presence and sworn to
before me this 31st day OF May, 1910
M. p. WALKER,
Notary Public.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

II noticed that they put Teddy In the
eighth carriage at King Edwards funeral"
said Kansas man to Ed Howe the other
Flight times better" replied Howe, than
riding in the first; the hearse. kansas
City Journal.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02
rERMs ~ sIrRscRIPTION.

Entered at Omaha postofflce as second
class matter
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02
TIE OMAHA DAILY BEE.

VICTOR RosBwATER, EDITOR.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

Don't you think that novelist who tries
so hard to depict various characters In his
people, is good deal Or mechanical
writer2"
We'll, you know he clai... to be a type
Observation-Disclosures AmeIlC,.4.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1910-06-02

Benedict Arnold had agreed to deliver
West Point into the hands OF the British.
Its the only way can put a stop to the
hazing," he said.
Mortified beyond measure at the failure
of the experiment, he went abroad for his
health. "-Chcago Tribune.
I'm those old Arabian Nights stories 1t
was quite easy for man to become In
visible
Yes" replied Miss Cayenne. NOW the
The Washington times., 1910-03-14
INSURANCE CASES
TO Be PROSECUTED
Fraternal Policy Frauds
Will Not Be Whitewash-
ed, Says Hartigan.

MINNEAPOLIS. MINI. March 1f-AU
chance 5nat tho alleged Twin CITY fra
tcrual insurance frauds, involving more
than a million dollars I'm policies. may
he "vbiJ0washed." was declared inn
possible today bv State Insurance COM
missioner John A Hartigau. who said
that even if every national and local
officer of societies involved desires 10
Tass over frauds with only civil pro-
cecdings. the attorney generals office
and no will sleo in and ask for indict-
lacuts
We have IN our Offices now suf-
hcient Information 90 30 before Ramsev
or Ht ncDin county attorneys and ask
that I 4ey present this evidence TO grand
jurors said HaTticau.
The evidence shows that gigantic
fraud has oeen attempted, and partly
perpetrateG. Charges Of attempted
Bribery have been made freely. Att0r-
neTS TODAY admitted that they had been
offered large sums Of money Y they
would either overlook certain fraudu-
lent insurance cases, or arrange no
criminal action"
II Is estimated by Hartisan that s. per
cent OF the D".iJ'eS OF several frateTna
orders are fraudulent. I'm a few cases
the percentage VIII reach -. Evidence
collected here will be used in investiga-
tion Of policies in virtually every CITY
I'm the United States.
The Washington times., 1910-03-14
TAX RATE TO GO UP
IF LIQUOR IS SOLD
Smithfeld SolonS Figure
That License Means
Police Expenses.

CONNELLSNlLLE, Pa, March a.
With the prospect of paying almost a
double tax into the borough treas arg. IL
a liquor license is granted either &C the
two hotels applying. the citizens OF
Smithdeld. a town of 800 people. in
southern FayetLe county, are spreading
the gospel OF Temperance That is,
those are who have not directed equal
energy in eNcoriauHE town council
The newly organized council is re-
spOnsioie Tor the c0mm0tign. Smithfeid
IS 'ory town, and trc, ,c0gucilmen
levy FOR the coming year was fixed s
mills was .He rate decided upon E0un-
ell AZ the same time authorized the lew
Of 4 mills additional I1 case the court
grants a lauOr license iu the town
The prospect ~ paying a 11-IiI tax
does not prove pleasing The largest
remoustrauce ever known in the county
AS started, and wiz be ready for cOur-
when the license applications are er-
Gged The fact that one Of the would
he booze sellers has been active on the
right side of the political fence, the
citizens say, warrants tHc opinion that
his application HfI NOT be turned down
by the court unless there is a biz an
taEOuistlc demonstration.
Smithfcld was "a model town last
year, according TO the report 0f us bur
CESS There were only four arrests
during the year. which Welded s. lU
fines. The total receipts OF tac burgess
Oface amounted % SIS
The extra tax ls proposed b1 council
10 pay the salary Of the policeman or
two who viii have 10 be employed in
case intoNicants are sold in the borough
The Washington times., 1910-03-14
BRID6'SFEETF FROZEN
On HONEYMOON TRIP
GunderSon and New Wife
Caught in Blizzard
While Sledging.

ST. PAUL MINI. March 1.-THE
bride OF @. lars Gunderson is being
brought from the Arctic Circle 20 Ed
m0ndton, Alberta, 70 receive treatment
for her feet. which were frozen during
one OF she most spectacular and thrill
ing honeymOOns IA the history OF the
North
Gunderson, formerly OF Minneapolis,
has been United states comm missiouer,
recorder. coroner. and probate Judge
for ECugarok district
Three weeks ago he was married al
Nome and with his bride lefr for ShsI-
ton. over 100 miles distant, IN the face
Of Wild storm conditions and draEzed
by twelve trained express n1alanlilIs
HOUNDS. the pick or Nome.
The temperature was - degrees below
zero. GEUdersOn knew the route into
Shelton and drove night and day. The
blizzard increased Finally the dogs
criurcd and whiued with the uuendu--
able cold, and baked Gunders1n got
OUT the robes and wrapped up himself
and his bride The dogs curied into
balls = fur Both awaited the passing
of the blizzard FOR two days and three
nights. When the blizzard ceased. and
Gu1derSoC found his brides feet had
frozen. He .hitched up his DOES and made
lor Hot springs FOR medical attention.
The Washington times., 1910-03-14
BABY FINDS HOME
WITH INDIAN TRIBE

MILWAUKEE, March a. - Nina
Morse. seven years DID, who now is tro
happy adopted child OF a west side
family, was saved from starvation in a
lonely cabin in Villas county by Indians
and adopted into their tribe. where she
lived lie OF a little savage for tul
years.
Mr.. and Mrs. Agnes Berlin. Forty
eighth and state streets. found the Iit-
lie eiI living among the Indians. Her
neglected condition aroused their COM
passion and they took her away with
the consent of the Indians.
According To- the little girl, her father
worked with a wood cutting sang. one
day the mother fell 800 and a week later
died a few days later the father
kissed the little girl good-bv as ne left
for work. md did not return.
Tile child remained nearly dead from
fcaT and IonCzUmcuess and half starved
IN the cabin for two days 4 fishing
party Of Indians came that way. were
touched with compassion -vr uor c0udl-
tion and adopted her.
The Washington times., 1910-03-14
GERMANY INFORMED
OF CANADA'S PLANS

OTTAWA. March 1.-THE news has
just leaked out here that a secret ser
vice agent IN the employ of the German
government has been a constant listener
60 the debate on the naval bin I'm the
galleries Of the house Of commons dur
ing the past five weeks.
To is said that he has been in daily
communication with Berlin and that not
"a movement has been made on n e par
liamenJary chessboard without being
duly noted and flashed across the ocean
in code form.
Nothing said concerning Germany s
relations with England has been missed
hy him. This fact has brought home %
the house members the deep interest
that Germany is taking in the creation
of the Canadian navy. and shows that
rhac country is ON the qui vive as 10
tse views Of Canadian parliamentarians
on the present war talk. Throughout
all the speeches on both sides the naval
program OF Germany has been the sub
iect Of comment.
The Washington times., 1910-03-14
Subsurface Torpedo Boat
. Said to Exceed Required
Speed in Trials.
CRUISING RADIUS
TWO HUNDRED MILES
Nav Be Used for Coast Defense
or Carried on Larger
Vessels.

A new type Of war vessel, provided
for by Congress IN the naval appro-
priatipn act of last year, will be Of
fcially tested by the United States Gov
ernment at Boston within few days.
It is known as the subsurface torpedo
boat, and is designed TO be immune
from the small gun fire now relied upon
AS a protection against ordinary tor
pedo boats. It consists Of a submarine
hull which contains ali the machinery
and torpedo armament. suspended from
an unsinkabIe surface huh divided into
compartments packed with celIulose.
.-- Last years law authorizes the pur-
chase of this boat. when the official
trial shows that it fills requirements,
and the construction under rontract Of
two others Of the same type. The boat
has had a preliminary triaL Tams. Le-
uioine &. Crane. the consulting archi-
Jects. report that II easily made Is knots
an hour, thus exceeding the required
speed 10y knots
Six tons is the weight Of the vessel,
and its length is s6 feet The price
which the Government has agreed TO
pay Is Sg1.5O0. The small subsurface
boats may he used either for coast de-
tense, or may be carried on board the
larger vessels Iu an JTmOTCd fleet
In the submarine hull OF the ncw-Style
boat IS an eiEHt-cyiiudcr EaSOlcuc en-
glne. of 150-hOrscpOWer. The explosive
charge carried for Use against hostile
vessels is 1000 pounds Of gun cotton
Only two men are required on board
p II is estimated thar fleet OF rltv Of
iheSe SubSurIaCe torpedo boats will cost
bout as much as two oT three destroy
eTS or submarines As their cruising
radius is 200 miles, their principal func-
tion VIII probably be for the defense
of ports and uuguardcd coast line
The SubSuTfaCc boat may he stCcrod
within short torpedo range and aimed at
its objective. the crew leaving it i'm life
boats or bu0ys, or &c may be fitted with
submerged bow torpedo tube To dis
charge the ordinary 1S-iuch torpedo
The inventor of the rev war vessel is
Clarence L Burger.
The Washington times., 1910-03-14
Gas, Dyspepsia, Heartburn and
Other Stomach Misery Goes

Headache, BIliousness- Con stfpatlor.
Gripping. etc Hour case is no different
you are stomach sunerer. though
you may call IL Ey some other name:
your real and only trouble IS that which
you eas does not digest, but quickly fer
ments and sours, producing almost an
unhealthy condition.
A case Of Pape's Diapepsin will cost
City cents at any Pharmacy here, and
VIII convince any stomach sufferer five
minutes atre- taking a single dose that
Fermentation and Sour Stomach Isl
causing the misery Of Indigestion
No matter if yoI call your trouble
Catarh Of the Stomach Nervousnazs
or Gastriris. or by any other name
always remember that q certain cure fz
waiting az any drugstore tie moment
you decide 70 begin IIs use.
Pdpcs Dlapep5rD viii regulate any
out OF order Stomach within five
minutes. and digest promptly. without
any fuss or discomfort an Or any kind
Of food you cat
The Washington times., 1910-03-14
ATANOUNT KILLED
AND USED FOR HUFF
Timber Inspector and Party
Attacked on Cumberland
Mountain.

NASHVILLE, Tenn. March 14.-N. O..
Jackson, OF Hale & Jackson. i'm Union
street, killed an unusually large cata-
mount on top Of Cumberland mountain.
Tie was in the mountains looking AZ
timber.
Tie was driving along the road just
before uirhtfaH in q surrey with Dr. W.
w Parker, 4. Mansfield. and Mr. Finch.
when tho party was attacked by the
vicious animal from the rear II made
one leap and struck the back Of the
vehicle before tire occupants were aware
Of its presence. Before it had time To
.Iesn again Nr. Jackson put three bullets
into its body.
II Was a male. Weighing about sixty
five pounds. AIr Jackson Is having its
fur made into a mUd for his little girl
The Washington times., 1910-03-14
Relief In five minutes awaits
every Stomach sufferer
here.

II your meals don't 81 comfortably
or you feel bIoated after eating and
YOU believe Il IS Che food which dus
you. If what little you eat lies Ike a
lump Of lead on your stomach, n there
IS difficulty in breathing after eating.
eructatiors OF sour, undiSestC- food and
acic, heartburn. bI4sh or a 1cLrh-uE of
gas. you can make uT YOU mind that
YOU need something 30 stop food fer
mentati5n anE cure Indigestion
To make every bite Of food you eat
aid in The u0UrisEmcut and strength
OF your body, you must nd your Sron-
ach or poisoGs, excessive acid and sloIn-
ach gas which sours your entire meal
-inrerferes with digestion and causes
so many sufferers Of Dyspepsia, Sick
The Washington times., 1910-03-14
WANTS POLICEMAN
FOR HER HUSBAND
Western Woman Says She
Had One Once and Now
Seeks Another.

KANSAS CITY. March IE-FormaI ap-
pIcation for a policeman husband has
been flied by a widow. thirry-eiEht
years old. who IS said TO be "comely-'
and progressing
She called on J. w. Gamase. the
printer who publishes the daily police
bulletin IN the basement Of the city haU.
and asked that her matrimonial ''ad"
be printed fin that bulletin for general
distribution among members Of the
force.
II used to have q policeman husband
in an Eastern city" she told NJ. Cam
age, and like policemen My first
husband weighed over 300 pounds. and
was more than six feet tall"
The Washington times., 1910-03-14
ROOF FALLS; TWO DEAD.

WINNIPEG. Manitoba March 1G.-The
roof Of the UIH0n-dolIIsr Union derat
here collapsed. killing two V-orkmen anu
lufU~lHg several others
The Washington times., 1910-03-14
TOMATOES s. 4 ION

FEDERALSBURG. Nd. March a
Preparations for the coming season ON
the Eastern Shore are being made and
tho signing of contracts has begun
Prices for tomatoes are ranging from
S. 10 SO a ton
The Washington times., 1910-03-14
HERO MEDALS IN FRANCE.

PARIS. March 1.-THE administrations
OF the Carnegie Hero Fund have decided
TO make awards 20 the widows Of three
soldiers who lost their lives in rescue
work In the recent floods
The Washington times., 1910-03-14
INDIGNATION MEETS
VACCINATION EDICT
Women Indignant and Say They
Will Not Submit to
Treatment.

BIRMINGHAM, Ala, March 1A-Con-
sternation prevails in Birmingham to-
day over the order that went into effect
today that all citizens must prove bv
examination they have been vaccinated.
or they must be arrested.
The women here are indignant, and
many say they Will refuse
The Washington times., 1910-03-14
MRS. HARMON TO SAIL.

CINCINNATI. March 1A-Nrs. Judson
Harmon. the wife Of the governor of
Ohio. Will sail for Europe from New
York this week.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-02-17
SIMPLICITY IN THE BEDROOM
style That Has Become Popular IN
Recent Years Is a Great Improve
ment Over tire Past.

There is a great improvement IN
the treatment Of bedrooms. There was
2 time when the bedroom was crowd
ed with heavy pieces Of furniture,
heavy drsperies about the bed and
much useless decoration. Whether the
change to simplicity has come about
through the lessons OF sanitary Nv
ing and exposure CT dreaded germs
lurking in all sorts Of dark places We
cannot say. but certain il is that the
present-day bedroom is much more
sane and more tasteful in every way
The very heavy pieces q furniture
have given place to the lighter ones,
which can be moved easily and, con
seauentiy. oftener. heavy drapes have
given place 10 dainty eretonnes. and
il seems as II one must sleep 0
sweetly in the presentday bedroom.
The bedroom. more than 4 other
room in the house. reflects the per
sonality OF its owner. The library.
The living room, the dining room, are
shared by all alike and must repre-
sent various tastes. but each person
in The family, even 10 the youngest.
to have his bedroom the room
where he can shoE his own personal
likes and references. Let the chill
aren have this privilege, tco.-Sunday
Magazine OF the Cleveland Leader.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-02-17
onIrNrAL LITrIllrrnI-

The growth 81 American interest in
oritntsi affsirs IS indicated hy The
faet ilaf an aat1Ne of chimes books
has been established 81 the chathara
square branch ~ tlie Nsn YORK rable
aarars Tht volumes which are te-
ne imported from the Celestial king-
dom are al tn ths h~erlfering pre
smith vhich Americans are only
sarhrs famnar 81 p Fanx s.
prominent manufacture n chlna-
town has been assea t0 sAst g. lisi
uf hooks ana aithalsh nar9 of iht
volumes have aireal. betn imported
thtre are many mor xti o. Ae order
ef h ukeiy uhat the aieafa wI
einuiH ftfe hundred volumes Thev
500 De- circulated amanE fle Chimes
.tree lnder ihe same cenaluaas ss oh-
Rain in other branches
Nanf or fhe volumes ore devoted
60 thf exposition " shat g. called
The Western Learning sseh as sn-
siuscrinr sieeircity ana rliiroa
iransportstien her. tae. uay B..
found . hritf surses ol American aad
Ensilsh literature and ssnss - ths
rrasf1rrle-s- g r-stf. al -.sr