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The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-30
SPORTING AFFAIRS.

Battling Nelson, of Chicago and
Monte Dale have signed papers to
fight ten rounds in Kansas City on
Monday night, Oct 10. This bout will
be Nelson's first preliminary fight in
his campaign of conditioning himself
for another battle with AID. Wolgast
and an attempt to win back the light
weight championship title
Jack Johnson, heavyweight cham
pion, and Sam Langford, of Boston,
who aspires to the honor, mot In the
ring at the Boston Armory A. A. and
after purely verbal encounter were
forced to shake hands and agreed to
meet in a local newspaper office and
post forfeits of $4,000 for fight.
The airship flight from Chicago to
New York, will be started from Chi
cago some time next month. There
are already ten birdmen entered in
the race, and some of the most noted
aviators in the world are expected to
participate. A prize of $4,000 will be
paid the winner of the race.
The Philadelphia Athletes win the
American League pennant, even if
they lose every remaining game
scheduled. The contest for the worlds
series will be. played between the
Chicago Cubs and Athletics. Some
classy ball playing should be the
result of this series.
The worlds trotting record of
2.0oA, over a half-Inile track, was
beaten at Allentown, Pa, by Uhlan,
owned by c. K G. Billings. The
great black gelding, in an exhibition
mile, trottel mile in2:05A.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-30

Shake off the grip of your old enc
my, Nasal Catarrh, 10y using Ely's Cream
Balm. Then will all the swelling and
soreness be driven out of the tender, in
famed membranes. The fits of sneezing
will cease and the discharge, as offensive
to others as to yourself, will be stopped
when the causes that produce it are re-
moved. Cleanliness, comfort and health
renewed by the use of Cream Balm. Sold
by all druggists for &c., or mailed by Ely
Bros, Sc Warren Street, New York. IL
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-30

would have been about as welcome to
A. Cooper of Oswego, N. Y, as a. mer-
CHESS lung-racking cough that defed
all remedies for years. ct was most
troublesome at night, he writes,
nothing helped me till / used DR..
Kings New Discovery which cured me
completely. | never cough at night
now Millions know it matchless
merit for stubborn colds, obstinate
coughs, sore lungs, lagrippe, asthma,
hemorrhage, Group, whooping cough,
or hay fever. 1t relieves quickly and
never fails to satisfy. A trial con-
vinces. SOC, S100. Trial bottle free.
It's positively guaranteed by w. G.
Atwell.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-30
Don't Break Down

Severe strains on the vital organs,
like strains on machinery, cause break
downs. You can't overtax stomach,
liver, kidneys, bowels or nerves with
out serious danger to yourself. If you
are weak or rundown, or under strain
of any kind, take Electric Bitters, the
matchless tonic medicine. Mrs. j. E.
Van de Sande of kirkland, ILL.,, writes:
'That | did not break down, while en-
during most severe strain for three
months, is due wholly to Electric Bit
tiers. Use them and enjoy health and
strength. Satisfaction positively guar
anteed SOC at W. G. Atwell's.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-30
ROOSEVELT Is HAPPY
Returns to Oyster Bay After His Con
ference with President Taft.

\. Mr.. Roosevelt returned to Oyster
Bay from New Haven, where he con.
sferred for an hour and half with
President Taft on the political situa-
lion in the state and nation He was
in a happy mood and said there would
be no compromise at the state conven.
ton next week.
81 had very pleasant interview
with the president" Mr.. Roosevelt
said, land an entirely satisfactory talk
on the New York situation.
In answer to a question Mr.. koose-
Welt said that he also had discussed
the national situation with the presi.
dent.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-30
when Merit Wins

When the medicine you take cures
your disease, tones up your system and
makes you feel better, stronger and
more vigorous than before. That is
what Foley Kidney Pills dc for you in
all cases of backache, headache, ner-
vousness, loss of appetite, sleeplessness
and general weakness that is caused by
any disorder of the kidneys or bladder.
w. G. Atwen
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-30

Forty peTEons were killed in col
lision of south-bound limited and north
bound local cars on the Fort Wayne
and Burton branch of the Wabash
Valley Tracticn line at Kingsland,
IND eighteen miles south of Fort
Wayne.
The dead were streWn over the field
along the track, and many are so ter
ribIy injured that there is little hope
that they can survive.
The cries of the wounded were
heart-rending.
Governor Marshall although absent
from the state capital, ordered the in
vestigation to start at once. He gave
instructions that if any of the officials
of the road were found at fault evil
derce should be gathered against them
for use in a criminal prosecution.
That Motorman B. F. Corkwell, who
is dying at Hope hospital, sent the
people to their death by disregarding
orders and running past siding where
he should have waited for the other
car to pass him, was the direct charge
made by CD. Emmons, general man
ager of the traction company.
The scenes following the wreck
we're peculiarly pathetic, as mothers
and fathers saw the mangled forms of
their children taken from the wreck
hIIC a
wife saw husband taken out so man.
gled that Identification could be made
only from the clothing. Physicians
and nurses were rushed to the scene
of the wreck from this city and other
places on the line and many of the in
jured are now in hospitals. Some of
them died before medical attention
could be given and two died while be-
ing conveyed to hospitals.
That the cars were running at a
very fast rate is demonstrated by a
view of the wrecked cars after they
wood of one could not be distinguished
from the other, so tangled was the
mass and in this was a struggling,
shrieking mass of humanity, praying,
calling for help and pleading for re-
lief from their misery.
> There were four men in charge of
the two cars-two conductors and two
.motormen-and of these, three are
dead and the fourth badly injured.
/ When a relief Car arrived at Kings.
iland, the physicians found more work
for the coroner and undertskers than
for themselves. The dead and dying
{were lying in the fields and woods
NEARBY and little could be done for
most of the injured, as they seemed
to be beyond medical aid. The wood
land iron work of the cars were in a
tangled mass and the bodies of some
of The victims were twisted and man
gled out of recognition.
! Owing to the confusion, the identi-
fication of the dead was not rapid.
The fact that so many of the cars
occupants were dead, and so many
iothers seriously hurt, placed a great
handicap on the efforts to identify
those who had been killed. Few in
the cars escaped death or injury and
those in their dazed state at first
could render little aid in determining
who the dead were.
! 1t is impossible to say how many
fof the twenty seriously injured will
die. hut physicians hold out hope fol
tseveral of them.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-30
1t Saved His Leg

''All thought I'd lose my leg" writes
J.. A. Swenson of Watertown, Wis.
.'Ten years of eczema that Is doctors
could not cure had at last laid me up.
Then Bucklen's Arnica Salve cured it,
sound and we'll. Infallible for Skin
Eruptions, Eczema, Salt Rheum, Boils,
Fever Sores, Burns, Scalds, Cuts and
Piles. Csc at w. G.. Atwell's.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-30
40 KILLED IN CAR
j CRASH IN INDIANA
Interurban Trains in Collision
Near Fort Wayne.
THE DEAD

Seymour Robinson, William
Beer, L. Bird, Lloyd Brown, w.
{. Bowman, William Burgan,
Mrs. William Burgan, n. D. Cook,
William CorkweII, Ernest Grouse,
Miss - Faik, Miss Mary Folk, L.
S. Justus, Harold Nelson, Pearl
SayIer, Pearl Taylor, Ralph Wal
ser, and Oscar thinner, all of
BIuffton, Ind. Howard Dargher-
ty, Huntington; r. F. FaIk, Wash
ington, Ind; r. j. FaIk, Byron,
o.; Jesse Huffman, Warren Coun-
ty, Ind; J. E. Hyde. Portland,
Ind; Mrs. Lola King, Warren,
Ind; William King, Warren,
Ind; Charles r. Eker, UniondaIe;
George Smithers, Warren, Ind;
Lloyd STRAIN, UniondaIe; Amos
STICKY, Vera Cruz, Ind; Jacob
Swartz, UniondaIe; r. r. Tan,
SiIas Thomas, Miss Bertha Trip
rIet, John w. Tripplet, and 3.
Winters, all of Warren, Ind, and
D. w. Thompson, Ann Arbor,
Mich.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-30

Mrs. Jacob Wilmert, Lincoln, H.,
found her way back to perfect health.
trouble and backache and my appetite
was very poor at times. A few weeks
ago / got Foley Kidney Pills and gave
them a fair trial. They gave me great
relief, so continued till now | am again
in perfect health. w. G. Atwell.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-30
Moth Eggs.

II you have reason to suspect that
moth eggs are hidden in the edges OF
the carpet saturate the carpet all
around the edges with solution OF
strong alum water. This, 1t is said.
will effectually destroy moth eggs.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-30
A Man of Iron Nerve

Indomitable will and tremendous ener-
gy is never found where Stomach, Liv-
er, Kidneys and Bowels are out of or
der. If you want these qualities and
the success they bring, use DR.. Kings
New Life Pills, the matchless regulat-
ors, for keen brain and strong body.
Csc at w. G.. Atwell's.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-30
A Test of Shakespeare.

A friend Of fathers told me that Is
the only test to apply in considering
which parts of the doubtful plays are
genuine. eff you want to read
it, it's Shakespeare; and If you don't,
it isn't."-The Spectator.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-30
Qualities That Brine success.

First, religion and moral princi.
ples: secondly, gentlemanly conduct;
thirdly, intellectual ability. - DR..
Thomas Arnold,
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-30
One OF Lies Best Assets.

One of the most valuable assets
with which young man can start In
life is a character for industry and
honesty.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-30

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The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-30
safe Medicine for children

Foley's Honey and Tar is a safe and
effective medicine for children as It
does not contain opiates or harmful
drugs. Get only the genuine Foley's
Honey and Tar in the yellow package.
w G. Atwell.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-30
gaseness in Deceit.

It is base to speak one thing and
think another; how much baser to
write one thing and think another
Seneca.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-30

Rut It Greases the Street.
A word for the automobile. 1t does
NOT lunch on the shade trees.-Minne'
apolis Journal
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1910-09-30

Masterpieces and Poverty.
Poverty produces masterpieces, but
wealth smothers them. You would be
able to count on your fingers all the
masterpieces produced by rich people.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-19
Printing a Coin on Linen,

The print of silver coin or media
may be made on silk or linen by dip.
ping the fabric in solution of nitrate
of silver and stretching it over the
face of the coin until the image is i'm
printed. The linen is sensitized by dip
ping it into Il solution of nitrate OF
silver. made by diSsolving sixty OF
[ Thty grains of nitrate of silver l.,
Ole ounce of water Wet the portion
Of the cloth which is to receive tie
impression in the solution and when
nearly dry draw it over the face of the
coin and tie it at the back Expose t.
weak light. and in Il few minutes the
raised design of the coin will appear
on the linen. AS soon as the print t.
dark enough remove and wash in clear
water When nearly dry iron It
smooth with warm iron. placing Il
piece of tissue paper over the print
In printing from the coin or medal IL
is advisable to paste piece of paper
on the reverse side. SO that the silver
will not come in contact with the sen
sitized fabric
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-19

the G. &, S. |. r. r. and Eastman G.
Gardiner Co. Their mills at Hatties-
burg and Sumrall have a combined
capacity of 10000 feet per day. Big
as this showing is, it does not exhibit
the whole, for to it must be added ere
hundred and fifty miles Of first class,
well equipped railroad coni ecting
Hattiesburg with Natchez now and
will soon give both direct connection
with Tidewater.
Sumrall has. besides this big plant,
many handsome brick buildings, many
pretty homes, a splendid citizenship
and a future as bright as Halleys
comet, for it is surrounded with well
improved farms and lands as fertile
as the best uplands of the state. In
the homes of these hospital people
the visitor is impressed with their
unreserved cordially. their esthetic
culture and unpretentious piety. That
peace, plenty and The Hattiesburg
News may always be and abide with
them is our fervent wish.
C. U. PORTER.
Sumrall, Miss, April 18th, 1910.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-19
She Wasn't Afraid.

A crowd gathered on the street 10
watch a handsome fox terrier that was
running about. nose in air White
froth was cunning from the dogs
mouth
Hes mad"' yelled fat man.
The fox terrier stood in the center
Of the group with wide open eyes,
either too mad or too frightened to
move.
At this juncture the policeman ar.
rived. A dozen voices began to tell
him that the dog was mad: that X
must be killed; that it had been snap-
ping at the children. that it began to
froth when it passed a pool of water.
and how best to shoot
A tall. quiet looking woman pushed
through the crowd and started toward
the dog. A dozen men yelled at her
Two or three men grabbed at her.
She picked the dog up and started
out of the crowd. The policeman
stopped her with:
MADAM, that dog is mad. He must
be shot. Look at the foam coming out
of his mouth"
"Foamr' she said contemptuously
'That's cream puff he was eating
st. Louis POst-Dispatch.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-19

the blacks neck ard pulled the te:g-
ger. Death was not instantaneous,
end Mitcispll was released on bond.
lie ca4e home. "A few days after
wards, learning OF the blacks death,
he returned to Hope, but the officials
would moi accept his sure der. say.
ing they knew of no charge against
him, other than the enc he was bond
ed with Again he returned to Tex
arkana, and the action of the grand
jury forever releases him from the
consequences of his act.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-19
GRAND JURY LIBERATES
"0Nf-MAN' TEXAS MOB

Special to Tn f.'rrS.
Texarkana April 19.-Lige Mitch
oll, the "one-man mob" who lynched
a negro at Hope recently, was acquit-
ted by the grand jury of Hampstead,
which body returned mot true bill"
OF the information charging murder
that had been filed against Mitchell.
About two months ago a negro mad =
al insulting remark to Mitchell's sis
ter while she was in her yard e.
Hope. The black was arrested, an
the officers succeeded in eluding a
lob. Mitchell. who lives in Tex
arkana, boarded the first train ard
happened to intercept the officers Il
they started 70 take the train at Hor .
to convey the negro to Little Roc
The incensed brother fought his way
through the Gordon of guards and
reaching the negro pressed a gun e.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-19
Profane History.
''Pop!''

POp!
well, what is it now? If it's fool
fish question No. 1907 I'll spank you
and put you to bed"
mo, pop; | just want to know what
is profane history
"Profane history eh? Well-it's-
it's just a term to distinguish it from
sacred history"
But why is it called profane. pop?"
"How the-that is, how do | know.
l suppose it-say. you know when lit
tie George Washington cut down his
fathers pet cherry tree?"
Eyes, pop
"Well. what little Georges father
said to little George is profane his
tory. l should think you could get
your lessons without bothering me
with your fool questions."-New York
Times
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-19
SUMRALl IS A
REMARKABLE TOWN
Spirit of Progress Manifested BY Its
Citizens Has Been Productive
OF Much Good
Editor Hattiesburg News:

N6WS.
OF the many prosperous towns that
dot the famous cut-over lands of South
Mississippi, none have excelled and
few have equaled Sumrall in that
spirit of progress which has trans
formed an unbroken forest into city
with beautiful homes, substantial bus
mess houses, handsome churches and
Inodern institutions of learning. Nor
are these monuments to her civic
pride all that bear testimony to her
wonderful progress, for here we find
the largest lumber manufacturing
plants in the State. Through the
courtesy of that most excellent gen
tleman. Mr. c. J. Brown the efficient
superintendent of the night force of
this superb plant the writer wes en-
abled to gather some idea of its NAM
moth operations which were as sur
prising as they were interesting.
We have often heard of Sumrall and
in casual way have regarded it as
sawmill town with which South
Mississippi is fairly covered, little
dreaming of its real magnitude. not
only in amount of employment at
remunerative compensation it pro
vides.
Many readers of The News will
doubtless share the surprise of the
writer when they learn that the oper-
alton of this plant requires services
of eight hundred men, eight locomo
tives, four steam leaders, and sixty
miles of railroad, and that four thou
sand logs per day are converted into
four hundred thousand square feet of
lumber.
The kiln capacity of this magnifi-
cent plant is three hundred and fifty
thousand feet daily from which were
shipped during the month of March
five hundred and sixty-eight carloads
which. allowing 80 carloads to the
train, would have required 10 locomo-
tives to move. 1t is expected that
six hundred car loads will be shipped
the present month. The monthly pay
roll is forty-five thousand dollars.
which provides food, raiment and
shelter for three thousand people.
The founders and supporters of this
gem of the forest have contributed as
much or more to the development of
South Mississippi than all other agen-
cies combined, with two exceptions,
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-19
THE FOUNDER OF INDIGESTION.

The founder Of indigestion was NOAH
From the hog comes lard; from lard
indigestion. The moment you put lard
cooked food into your stomach, yor
send a pressing invitation for dyspeu.
STA to come and take possession.
You don't need to use lard, though
unless you want to; thee is a cookin5.
rat that makes food arr stomach cr
easily digest. It is CGrTOLENE. M
hog fat-just pure vegetable oil. mute
tious. wholesome; makes faky Die
crust crisp doughnuts. light rich rolls
and cake-in fact, all the things you
like, but cannot eat perhaps, because
they do not agree"
a.. CoTTOLENE has been well named
the perfect shortening"
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-19
Why Salves Fail
To Cure Eczema

Since the old-fashioned theory OF
curing eczema through the blood has
been given up by scientists, many
different salves have been tried for
skin diseases. But it has been found
that these salyes only clog the pores
and cannot penetrate to the inner
skin below the epidermis where the
eczema germs are lodged.
This-the quality of penetrating
probably explains the tremendous
success of the only standard liquid
eczema cure, oil of wintergreen, thy
mol, glycerine, etc, as compounded in
d. D. d. Prescription.
After ten years of cure after cure,
we ourselves do not hesitate to rec
ommend d. d. D. Prescription at 81 90
a bottle. But for the benefit of those
who have never tried the prescription.
We arranged with the ID. ID. D. Labora-
tories of Chicago for a special large
trial hottie at 25 cents on a special
offer now. This first 25 cent bottle
ought to convince every sufferer per-
haDs it viii affect a complete cure
las it has in some cases); at any
rate, 1t will surely take away the itch
at once
Owl Drug Store, r. E. Williams s.
Sons, Proprietcrs.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-19
SOTK PHONES 35=
=KAT TIE L. /. ALLEN
kamper-eaIIatin Marriage, cretna

kamper-GaIIatin Marriage, Gretna
Green Affair.
MISS Lillian Oden Hamper and Mr.,
Robert Leroy Gallatin weer quietly
married Monday afternoon by Rev.
q. }. Currie, pastor of the First Pres
byterian church.
1t was Gretna Green affair and
occurred about 2:15 at the home of
Mr. and Mrs. 7. S. Jackson, on Main
street, in the presence of few most
intimate friends, Miss Hessie Hick-
man and Mr.. Wiley Jackson and Mr..
Steele.
The marriage created quite lot of
excitement, as roth Young people are
popular members of the younger So
oial set Of this city. Miss Hamper, a
very pretty blonde, with winning
ways, is the eldest daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. c. C. Hamper and grand
daughter of Mr. and Mrs. John KAN
per, of Meridian, where she has many
friends, made while on visits to them.
Since her return from abroad several
months ago, she has been a much adj
mired member of the social set. When
married, Miss Hamper was lovely in q
handsome blue tailored suit.
Mr.. Gallatin is the son of Mr.. and
Mrs. a. F. Gallatin, of York, Penn,
but for the past year has been resid-
ing in this city, where he is travel
ing salesman for Swift e. Co.
After the ceremony Mr.. and Mrs.
Gallatin enjoyed delightful auto
ride to Rawls Springs, and are now
at Mrs. A. F. Dreughn's, on New Or
leans street.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-19
CHURCH SOCIETIES.
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The Delta Alpha Glass of Court
Street Methodist church will meet
Thursday evening at 100 at the
church. All members are urged to
be present
I. :. :.
The Ladies' Aid of the Fifth Avenue
Baptist church met Monday afternoon
with Mrs. ]. S. Ellison, on Fourth
avenue. The devotional exercise was
led by Mrs. Peyton Phillips, and the
subject for the afternoon study was
Japan.
The Aid will give a social tomorrow
afternoon at the home of Mrs. Mon
roe Smith and the ladies of the
church are invited.
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Westminster Aid.
A number of the members and two
visitors. Mrs. Jones and Miss Lemon,
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-19
RAMSEY 6 COMPANY.
LEADING UNDERTAKES.
PROMPT AMBULANCE SERVICE.
MUSIC CIRCLES.
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Splendid Musical Tomorrow.
The music lovers of this CITY are
looking forward with much interest
to the musical to be given Wednesday
evening, from four to seven, at the
home of Judge n. C. Hill, on River
avenue.
The Philathea girls of the First
Baptist church are making elaborate
preparations to make the musical a
success.
The program follows:
instrumental Solo. Miss Harriette Hill
vocal Solo. Miss Clara Hackney
instrumental Solo,. Miss Bessie Vance
Reading Miss Katie L. I. Allen
Instrumental Solo Miss Marie Rowan
Vocal Solo. -. Miss Lorraine McInnis
instrumental Solo. Miss Ethel Powe
Violin Solo. Mrs Sampson
Instrumental Solo Miss Grace Ruble
Vocal Solo. ..... Miss Minnie Moore
instrumental Solo Miss Marie Oakley
Vocal 500. Mr.. Everette Tucker
Instrumental Solo
......... Miss Katie Hightower
Vocal Solo. ....... Mrs. Y L. Holmes
instrumental Solo. Miss Ruth Neal
1919. Wiley Jackson
Nlolln Duet.
....Spivey MeWilliams
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-19
In COLLEGE.

Freshman-Ra rah. rah. Rah. rah.
rah, Rah, rah. rah. Sophomore-Is
that kid stewed: Senior-No: that's
Tea Smith. so called because he's
the pup that cheers. but does not in
ebriate. Leader.