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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-04-02

you wouldn't know him. Even the cor
respondents of the big newspapers
who have known Teddy" for years
hardly recognized him when they met
him as he emerged from the jungle.
He wore a flowing beard. At Condo
koro he had it trimmed, but the CORE
spondent doesn't describe whether it
was the Van Dyke, Galway, sideburns,
or what style he selected.
We will not know until some one
sends a photograph whether Mr..
Roosevelt chose the style of whisker
approved by King edward of England
or the kind favored by President Fall
Heres of France. Hence the two pic
lures here given. 1t is doubtful
whether Teddy" will have the beard
when he reaches this country. Mrs
Roosevelt will have something to say
about that.
They say Kermit also had a downy
growth over his cheeks when he came
from the lair of the lion and that other
members of the party likewise were
bearded. Must have lost their razors,
for the descriptions of all the things
they took with them told of certain
kinds of razors that were in the kit.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-04-02
Conscience Stricken, Appeals to Taft

on cnalu-
When the hole was bored Peterson
remembered the law relative to mutt
lating coins He searched his con-
science and found himself to be law
breaker. 1t is probable that he had in
mind the power of the president of
the United States to pardon offenders
against the law when he wrote the
following letter, inclosing the penny,
which was received at the White
House.
president Taft, Washington, D. c.:
Please find one cent which bored q
hole in and feel very sorry for it
Hoping you viii forgive me- Yours
truly, Patrick Peterson. Buxton. Ia
-P. S.--Hoping TO hear from you"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-04-02

III ASHINGTON.-Insti imita
w tation is all the monkey has In
ferential limitations are not among his
mental equipment. Physiologically he
is closely related to the greatest mind
the world has ever known, but that is
where the wise man stops in his
drawing of parallels.
Such are the conclusions of Prof.
w. T. Shepherd, of George Washing
ton university He has had a dozen
assorted monkeys Gagged in the labora-
tory of the university for months,
trying to get from any or all of them
what a layman would designate a
CLEAN of intelligence.
These little copies of the human
being were invited to do dozens of
stunts such as trained animals are
effort to compel them to learn them.
He simply made conditions such that
If they had had any reasoning power
they would have been able to figure
out way of doing the desired stunts
without any further assistance from
him But not one showed what to
the professor would be evidence of the
reasoning power. Not one showed
capacity to watch the professor do a
certain thing and then do it himself
because he liked the result.
Not one of them, for instance, was
able to trip the lever that released a
peanut, although the professor showed
them often how to do it. All, however,
held forth dirty paws begging for the
peanut Not one even made what the
men who study mental phenomena
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-04-02
TEDDY nASABEARD
Can You Imagine Col. Roosevelt
With Whiskers?
Former President Comes Out of Jungle
With Face Covered and Old Cor
respondent Friends Hardly
Recognize Him.

Washington.-Had you met Theo-
dore Roosevelt on the street before he
went to Africa to hunt lions and other
beasts of the jungle you probably
would have recognized him even
though you never had seen him.
1t is probable that Roosevelt's pic
ture has appeared in the newspapers
oftener than that of any other public
man. His face is well known the
world over. The eyeglasses with black
cord hanging down over his cheek
the former president never put the
cord over his ear, as do many wear
ers of glasses-the short, bristly mus
tache, and the square cut chin that
indicated the determination he pos
sesses, all were well known to the
people of the land. Last and not least.
none ever thought of Roosevelt with
out the white teeth. The cartoonists
always portrayed the former president
with shining teeth. When in repose
Roosevelt really does not show his
teeth any more than the ordinary man.
1t is when he smiles that the display
of teeth is made.
From this brief description you can
no doubt see the picture of the former
president of the country.
Nowi
Roosevelt has beard,
If you never had seen the former
chief executive of the United States
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-04-02
An unaaIlant outlook.

Again, the ungallant outlook of
some husbands causes divorce" said
ex-Gov. Pennypacker, in witty after
dinner speech in Philadelphia.
1T is amazing what an ungallant
outlook some men have. I said one
day to Bucks county farmer:
Have you got wife, Hans?'
why, yes, to tell the truth, have,
Hans replied. For the little bit the
critters eat, it amt worth a mans
while to be without one"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-04-02
The Simple Life.

Hungry Guest-Afraid I'm bit late,
but hope haven't kept breakfast wait
ing.
Hostess-Oh, I forgot to mention
that we're trying the mo breakfast
plan, and feel so much better for it,
We do trust it will have the same eff
feet with you.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-04-02

4 MUTILATED Lincoln penny
"A weighed on the mind of Patrick
Peterson of Buxton. Ia. to such an ex-
tent that he has written n letter in
regard to the coin to President Taft
The shining new penny made great
hit with Patrick. and he decided to
make lucky piece of it. 50 he bore6
y bole Though the penny to hang it
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-04-02
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury,

a mercury will surely destroy the sense OF smell
and completely derange the whole system when
entering through the mucous surfaces Such
articles should never be used except on prescrip-
from reputable physicians. the damage they
will do is fold the good you possibly de-
rive from them Halls Catarrh Cure. manufactured
by F. J. Cheney IL Co.. Toledo. o. contains mer-
curry. and is taken internally, acting directly upon
blood and mucous surfaces of the SYSTEM In
buying Halls Catarrh Cure be you get the
genuine. It taken Internally and made in Toledo
Ohio. by F. J.. Cheney * Co. Testimonials nee.
Sold by Druggists Price. 75c. per bottle.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-04-02
What a Trained Nurse Says About
Resinof

get absolute satisfaction from Res
mol and use it constantly. One of my
patients has had ulcers for Is years,
and Resinol has helped her more than
anything else. She will continue u.s.
ing it until cured. have made some
remarkable cures with it.
Mrs. Agnes T. O'Neill, Somerville, Mass.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-04-02
A household Industry.

The advertisements were the most
interesting things in the paper, ac-
cording to Mr.. Hobart's IDEAS He
read them to his wife as she sat at
work on the stockings of their active
SON.
No need to spend your time hunt
ing for antiques now" said Mr. Ho-
bart. after skfmming the cream from
a long article, as was his won't
Here's a man that will undertake and
guarantee to make your new furniture
look as if twas a hundred years old,
by process known only to him.
Il don't see any need of processes
for our furniture" remarked Mrs. Ho-
bart, as she cast hopeless stocking
to the flames of the Franklin front.
Tommy's feet are all the process we
need Perhaps we could rent him ont
by the day-"-Youth's Companion.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-04-02

A pessimist is always calling your
attention to the unusual amount OF
sickness there is in the neighborhood
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-04-02

Mrs. WInslow,s Soothing Syrup.
children teething. softens the reduces in
Examination allays pain. cures wind collie &c bottle
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-04-02

Father Time was probably nurse,
in the lapse of ages.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-04-02

Dr.. PieTee's Pleas Pellets regulate and inyie
crate stomach liver and bowels. SuRar-coatec
tiny granules- Easy to take as candy.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-04-02

Hope is fine thing, but it doesn't
always enable man to deliver the
goods.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-04-02

Ever notice how easy it is not to
save money?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-04-02

PILES CURED IN TO II DAYS
PAZO OINTMENT 8 guaranteed to cure any case
of Itching Blind Bleeding Protruding Piles in
6 to "a day or money refunded. &c.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-04-02

Second thoughts prevent man
from having lots of fun
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-04-02
FREE TRIP 70 FLORIDA

IF YOU USE BALL BLUE,
Get Red Cross Ball Blue, the best Ball
Blue. Large 2 o. package only 5 cents.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-04-02
PerspirIno.

The eye of a little Washington miss
was attracted by the sparkle of dew at
early morning Mamma" she ex-
claimed, its hotter'n I thought II
was"
What do you meant"
Look here. the grass is all covered
with perspiration-"-B Common.
wealth.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-04-02

PERRY DAVIS PAINKILLER
when Thoroughly rubbed in relieves strains and
sprains In JOINTS OF muscles from any cause. All
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-04-02

How men would kick if their wives
struck for an eight-hour day
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-03
FRED ROBINSON GETS
SENTENCE FOR LIFE
Lincoln Man Pleads Guilty in Bea-
trice-ChRrIes CarricO Given
..-rg u One Year.

BEATRICE, Neb., March 2-(special Tel
egram)-The case of the state against
Fred Robinson of Lincoln, charged with
numbering his wife in this city last No
vember, came to an abrupt ending in the
district court today when Robinson pleaded
guilty to murder in the second degree be-
fore Judge Pemberton and was sentenced
to life Imprisonment. When the court
asked Robinson If he had anything to say,
he replied in a rambling way and said he
would like to see his father and brothers.
After sentence was passed the defendant
said he was satisfied with the decision. He
will be taken to Lincoln tomorrow. Robin
son visited Beatrice, November 2S, 1909, and
after calling his wife out In the hallway
of the Penner block where she was visiting
with her grandfather, W.. L.. Folden, shot
her three times. He then turned the
weapon upon himself, inflicting a danger
GUS wound. Mrs. Robinson died from her
injuries, but Robinson survived. Had the
case gone to trial, insanity would have
been the plea.
Charles B.. Carrico of Edgar pleaded
guilty to the cbaFgeZof higamy and was
sentenced to one year in the p~enitentiary.
Luther Nance ofSTecumseh was arrested
here today, on a, charge, Of a~ssaulting q
resident OF lthat place He was taken back
to Tecumseh this afternoon by Sheriff
Roberts. fty,f 10 eat.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-03
BILLS In BUTLER
Grand Jury Indicts- saloon KeeDer on
r. ysJEI2ny. ChaFges-BRn on Slot Boz
Machines. - a7'


DAVID CITY, Neb., March 2.-(Special)
The grand jury called for the February
term Of court has adjourned. 1t presented
its report at noon Monday and returned
several indictments against saloon keep
ers on the east side Of the county. Frank
Soukup was indicted on four counts for
selling liquor on Sunday; Joseph Krepeck,
two counts for selling without a license;
Anton Pop, three. counts, for selling on
Sunday; John Duse, six counts, for selling
after 8 o'clock, two for selling on Sunday;
Joseph Kostka, six counts for selling after
8 O'Clock; Robert wilkins, ten counts for
selling without a license.
All of the defendants live at Brainard
excepting Wilkins, who lives at Bellwood.
wilkins pleaded guilty to two counts and
gave his personal r-ecognizanSe to appear
at the next term and account for his fu-
ture good behavior. The jury also passed
a resolution that all slot machines be taken
from saloons and billiard halls, the parties
being given ten days to remove them.
The jury also condemned the county jail.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-03
HOGS ABOVE TEN DOLLARS
Three Carloads Bring S1O.1O on Chi
cage Market 5000 at
P1ttsburg.

CHICAGO, March 2.-The price of live
hogs advanced still further here today,
three car loads of porkers bringing $40. 10
per hundred pounds.
LOUISVILLE, KY, March 2.-Hogs sold
for $40 per hundred pounds here today.
This is the first time since the war that
pork has brought this price south Of the
Ohio river.
ST. JOSEPH, Mo, March 2-The top
price for hogs at the South st. Joseph
market today was $9.S2h per hundred
pounds. The highest ever paid here.
SIOUX CITY, Ia, March 2,-Hogs went
up another notch today, selling at 1910.
PITTS4URG, yMarch2.-A rise offs cents
over yesterday brought the price OF prime
heavy weight hogs up to 5000 per hundred
weight at the local stock yards today.
KANSAS CITY, March 2-Hogs sold at
$3.50 a hundred on the local market today,
an advance of 5 cents over yesterday.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-03
Barton Baked
at w a~Shington,
Still Keeps Busy
Auditor Plans to Find Out What In
urance Companies Do with
Interest on Deposits,
lFrom a stnff Correspondent.l

80 - 49, @DAhNeFEN@NItN
LINCOLN, March 2.(Special )-State Audi
tor Barton has returned from Washington,
where he went to secure information re-
garding the amount Of money some insur-
ance companies had on deposit in national
banks, upon which the officials Of the
companies were drawing interest. The
auditor was unable to secure his informa-
ton for the, reason the department held it,
had no legal right to give out such facts.
Mr.. Barton is satisfied in his own mind
that officials. OF some companies are re-
ceiving interest only daily deposits and
that no accounting is being made of this
interest.
In order to secure the Information and
prevent a. continuance Of the practice he
may resort to a. grand jury and have GER
tain bankers produce their books to prove
his case.
THE department refused me the in
formation" said Mr.. Barton, because it
held that it could not legally give out in
formation Of this character and IL would
be against public policy to do so. 1 shall
continue, however, to investigate the
matter and 1 am satisfied in the long run
that I win be able to prove that members
Of certain insurance companies are not
receiving interest on deposit and that no
accounting is being made to the member
ships of the companies, though the interest
is being paid"
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-03
BOYS EXPULSION MAKES STIR
CONTINUED from First Page.)

|
The act of the board practically disrupts
the high school base ball team the bas-
kct bail team and the football team, de-
batting societies anad will put a stop to
the social activities of the senior class
as a majority Of the suspended boys are
members of that class. 1t is possible that
the school board proper may override the
action Of the special committee.
Following is the law under which the
committee acted:
Section l School secret fraternity)-It
shall be unlawful for the pupils of any
public high schools, or other elementary
schools OF this state, to participate in, or
be members of any secret fraternity or
secret organization whatsoever hat Is in
any degree a school organization.
Section 2 (Same, expulsion from SCHOOL,
All boards of education and boards of
trustees of high school districts or Of
county high schools, are hereby author
lied and empowered to deny to any stu
dent regularly enrolled in such high
school or elementary school, who shall
violate section 1 of this act, any or all
OF the privileges of such high school or
elementary school, or to expel any such
student for failure or refusal to comply
with this act.
Section Q Crushing, violation of act)-
1t is hereby made a misdemeanor for any
school or not, 70 be upon the school
grounds or TO enter any school building
for the purpose of rushing or soliciting,
while there, any pupil or pupils of such
association organized outside Of said
schools. All county courts and justice
courts in the state shall have Jurisdiction
Of all offenses committed under this sec
ton, and all persons found guilty Of such
offenses shall be fined not less than two
dollars nor more than ten dollars.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-03
STORMS AND BOARD ARE OUT
Changes by New Governing Body at
Ames Resented.
PRESIDENT ENTIRELY IGNORED
DR.. storms Of state College Declares
He Has Not Been Consulted on
Matters Of Minor Inn
p~OrtnnCc.

CEDAR RAPIDS, Ia, March 2.-(Special)
President A. y. Storms of the State col
lego at Ames appeared before the state
Board Of Education today and announcing
his virtual retirement from the college be
cause OF the determination Of the board
completely to revolutlonize the management
at Ames, presented a brief written report
Of his seven years service as the head of
the institution.
The resignation of DR. Storms as presi-
dent OF the college was accepted by the
board Of control. The resignation becomes
effective August 81. Mr.. storms has been
president at Ames for six years and prior
to that time was pastor OF the First Me
thodlst Episcopal church, Des Moines. He
will return to the ministry.
In opening the statement he revealed the
fact, not generally know, that the new
board has from the very outset ignored
him in all matters and has never consulted
him in regard to the important matters
relating to the college work. He also gave
excerpts from letters showing that in the
estimation Of persons competent to judge
the Iowa State college is regarded every
where as one Of the best managed colleges
Of the country. In regard to its financial
management under the old board and DR..
storms, the secretary of the Ohio State
university wrote:
In my Judgment yours is the best con-
Quoted from an administrative point of
view of all the middle west universities. -
He also showed the wonderful progress
made, the increase in support, improve
ment of faculty, number Of students, COM
plete reorganization Of system and general
betterment of everything about the college.
In connection with the communicated
now resting in the hands of the president
Of the Board Of Education" said President
Storms, 1T will not, l trust, be considered
Inappropriate to present to the members of
the board a brief of what will
later be given in a fuller report concerning
the policies and the progress Of the state
college and experiment station during the
last seven years.
There has been no previous opportunity
TO do this. As you are aware, 1 hav never
met with the board in session except for a
very few moments and upon matters of
minor Importance.
1T is not intended that this communlca-
ton shall in any sense be a suggestion for
future progress. All that might be so con-
strued has been eliminated. 1t is a report
Of progress and considerations that have
been influential in past and present pol
%icies."
With this introduction DR.. Storms spoke
broadly Of the purpose Of the college and
station.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-03

town being situated in the heart of the
Black Hills directly west of Rapid City,
has again given rise to the report that the
Milwaukee company is about to purchase
the Rapid City-Mystic line.
The two surveyors made copious notes
regarding the condition of the roadbed
and the possibility Of Strengthening out the
track in some places. 1t has been known
for some time that the Milwaukee company
was DESTROYS of having a line to the Wyom-
ing coal fields, so it could engage in the coal
carrying traffic, which would greatly in
crease the Importance of its line from the
Missouri river to the Black Hills, the
terminus of this line at present being at
Rapid City.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-03
To Stop a Cough
In a Hurry.

With THIS recipe you a make a
pint Of cough remedy at home in five
minutes A few doses usually conquer
the most obstinate cough. Simple as
It is, no better remedy can be had at
any price.
Put Sk0oz. Of Pinex Cfifty cents
WORTH in a clean pint bottle,
fill up With GFanulated Sugar Syrup,
made as. 7foIlowsS Take a pint Of
Granulatsd Sugar, add u pint OF warm
water and stir for 2 minutes. Take
a t~easpoonful every, one, two or three
hours. The taste is very pleasant
children take It willingly. Splendid
too, for colds, chest pains, whooplng
cough, bronchitis, etc.
GRADUATED Sugar makes the best
syrup. Pinex, as you probably know,
is the most valuable concentrated
compound Of Norway White Pin Elk
tract. None OF the weaker pin prep
arations will lake its place, II your
druggist hasn't the real Pinex, he
car easily get Il for YOU.
Strained honey can be used instead
Of the syrup, and makes a very
fin honey and pine tar cough
syrup.-AdW
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-03
HARDWARE MEN KNOCK POST
Iowa Dealers Take Fall Out of Mail
Order Men.
DIES MONIES AND THE SOCIALISTS
Petition to submit Ownership of
street Railway System TO POpu-
lar Vote DisIIked by
.. Council.
(From a SOD Correspondent.l

, DIES MONIES, Ia, March Especial
Telegram.)-Opposltio to the parcels post
idea was the chief topic Of the Iowa Hard
ware Dealers convention here today.
Strong resolutions will be passed in oppo-
sition to the plan.
- I'VE simply try TO show the manufac-
9turers and ojoBbers that they are not wise
in selling % the mali order houses said
Mr.. Miles, regarding the question in the
discussion this morning, THE mail order
houses only do about s, per cent Of the
business and are not entitled to the same
consideration as the retailers, who do the
other So per cent"
He continued; 1T Is not the intention
s. OF the hardware men to blacklist the mail
order house, but they do, Of course, pre-
, fer to buy the goods of concerns which
Z are not their, competitors" That the par
4 cells post would increase the business of
the big NAH order competitors is the opin-
don Of the Iowa Hardware dealers.
Municipal Ownership.
Bound hand and foot by a petition with
2,lO0 signatures demanding an ordinance
j for the purchase of the local street railway
system by the city, the council this morn
iRg unoffinGlly agreed 10 submit the mat
ter to the people at the election, March
% IA Hch tn"nf'o7 e
Individuality, the oopnclmen were more
or less opposed to the proposition, which
was furthered by Attorney A. D.. Pugh,
candidate for the council. All we're willing
and eageEg to abide by the votes Of the
people, but,tall condemned the proposed
measure. ~ 41af tRN.
.Pugh's proposed ordinance, It was
claimed, would virtually block further ne
gotiations and condemn the company's
property without recourse or parley.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-03
Canadian Theaters
Are Syndicated
Amalgamation of Playhouses Include
w Those of Shuberts, Klaw and
.as Erlanger and Considine. "

ST. JOHN, N. B., March GAN amalga-
nation of Canadian amusement houses Is
announced. A syndicate will take over the
theaters controlled by Bennett, Shubert,
Klaw s. Erlanger, Keith, C~onsidine, John
Cort, Walker of Winnipeg and Sparrow of
Montreal.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-03
Another Pnnsenrer TrnIn.

ASHLAND, Neb., March 2.-(Special. }
Rumors are current in local railroad circles
that an additional, passenger train will be
placed in service between Ashland and
Sioux City the last Of the present month.
Ashland will be the terminus of this run
and the change will add several families
to the local population. In addition to the
additional passenger service 1t is said that
through service between st. Paul and
Denver will be ~inaugurated about the
same time.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-03-03
Overland Limited
Strikes Rock
Fastest Train on Great Northern
Wrecked Near Spokane-Four Cars
Are Burned.

SPOKANE, Wash, March 2-The ORR
entail Limited, the Great Northern's fastest
passenger train e%astbound, struck a rock
at Milan this afternoon and went into the
ditch. Fireman Edward Miller of Hillyard
and a tramp were killed. One passenger
suffered a broken leg and two others were
scalded Four cars were destroyed by fire,
including the baggage and mail cars. All
mail was destroyed except two registered
pouches.