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The Detroit times., 1910-05-09

crat. will you vote Monte Carlo Tom
Taggart or his dark horse into the
United States senate? The answer to
this bunch OF questions is:
Indiana. you are going TO a whole
lot OF nonsense to get done what has
TO be done. You are making heaps OF
waste TO get your pig roasted. You
want the right man TO represent you
in the United States senate. and TO
put him there you are casting TO the
four winds every other consideration
OF what a legislature should be elect
led for Your Democratic citizens who
happen 70 believe Senator Beveridge'S
stand against tariff iniquity should be
commended by their vote are forced
10 vote for a Republican legislature
that may or may not carry out their
wishes on state questions. Your Re-
publican voters are in a similar boat.
You are in bad fix. Indiana.
You are not whit better of than
the Chinaman who thought he had to
burn the shed that IL cost him time
and money to build In order 10 cook
his pork And you'll be in a bad fix
and none OF us other states can laugh
at you, Indiana. until we all get far
enough out of our ignorance and into
the light enough TO let every voter
cast his vote direct for the man he
would have represent and not misre-
present him in the upper house OF our
national lawmaking body.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-09

oh. Mildred, where do you get
those large. elegant rats for your Golf
fure?"
You forget, Constance. that when
my grandmother died she bequeathed
me a hair sofa.
The glass OF fashion the mold OF
form,
The observed of all observers
Shakespeare.
Ewes first dress was made OF AZ
leaves, but II cactus had been in style
she would have worn that, no matter
what the discomfort.
Household note: A tub gown should
be trimmed with wash laces.
LONELINESS
Needs not the foreign aid OF orna-
ment,
But is when unadorned, adorned the
most. Thomson.
If you go back az far as 1885 for
an argument, women still have the
laugh on men when 1t comes 10 funny
clothes. Men, you know, used 10 wear
seersucker coats.
"A country girl purchased the
sweetest hat" at the Busy Bee store,
and later declared that she had been
stung.
This is the season or the time
When poets love to do
The annual stunt in comic rhyme
Anent the peek-a-boo.
What are you screaming at?"
asked the kind gentleman, pausing In
front OF the unhappy child.
AT the top OF my voice." replied
the urchin. forcing a smile.
1t is not linen you're wearing out,
But human creatures lives.
-Thos. Hood
What kind Of shoes is Van ChumD
wearing
Pumps. You see, they have a suck.
or in them.
The origin OF the Chantecler hat
1t was probably Matched from an egg
rette.
More men wear night shirts than
morning coats.
A diving man once bequeathed So.
0O0 600 TO his nephew
But" said the lawyer who drew
up the will you haven't got IT,
Think how disappointed the young
man will be-"
True" said the grim joker. but
think how disappointed am that |
haven't got II, either.
At the target practice OF the battle
shin a visitor asked why they didn't
shoot al moving target.
ooh. replied one of the gunners.
when We hit the target 1t moves, all
Tight."
The Detroit times., 1910-05-09

Imagine the swart Arab, abandon
ing his love. the beautiful Arabian
horse. for the bicycle. Picture him
bent low over n pair OF racing handle
bars, his dark countenance set into the
stare OF the bicycle face. the white
widow 's-weeds effect he wears on his
head swapping behind him in the wind
as he scorches across the desert from
oasis To oasis. What sort OF pam
guard can he wear 10 keep his 6kirts
out OF the chain sprocket? AT the
sight how the camels OF the caravans
must try to climb the date palms,
IL is true pictdre in the main.
Consul Jesse b. Jackson. OF Aleppo.
Syria. reports a bicycle craze spread
ing over Asia Minor The Arabs are
becoming as keen judges OF bikes. he
says. AS they are of horses. Only
1910 models Will suit them. Their
wheels are fully equipped from tire
bells to coaster brakes. No women s
wheels are sold Turkish and Arab.
ian women do not appear in public
unless heavily yelled.
Although Barcelona, I'm Spain. is In
the heart of a tropical fairyland of
flowers the year round. there are no
flower stores. and II is impossible 10
buy the rarer exotics In the winter.
reports Consul Frank ID. Hill. The
art OF growing flowers under glass
is unknown In Spain. Each winter
brings one or two cold snaps and The
fine roses and other delicate flowers
are invariably killed.
The weeks washing OF Nantes. a
The Detroit times., 1910-05-09
ROAST PIG AND u. S. SENATORS

II was not until pig pen burned
and Chinaman got his fingers
scorched trying TO rescue his sacred
swine that mankind learned that pigs.
besides being objects of generation,
were mighty good to the taste If
roasted
And ii was not until lot Of people
had decided TO let the sacredness of
Mr. Pig 90 10 hang while they burned
down a lot OF pig stys to get taste
OF roast pig that il began to dawn on
the Chinese mind IL was not necessary
TO burn down good piece OF real
estate every time one got hungry for
young pork with the rawness burnt
off
Anyway. that's how the old story
runs. and we are apt 10 say ii was
very foolish of those stupid Chinks
not 10 invent some other way OF get
ting roast pig than by setting fire 10
pig pen. pig and all.
But it's another case OF the mote
and the beam. See how Indiana has
been setting about TO elect a United
States senator, and under similar cir.
cumstances every other state In a
great and enlightened nation, far re-
moved In years from the pig sty
burning age. would go about the
thing In just about as asinine way.
indiana Ia to the front now as the
, newest shining example OF the pig
sly method.
Indiana is going TO elect legisla-
ture next fall. but the questions What
are those legislature men going TO
do for Indiana? What laws for the
good OF the people of Indiana are they
going to enact? hasn't brought a rip
pie TO the surface. The big questions
in ALI Hoo,ierdom will be- Who are
you for? AIr you for Beverage or are
you a Democrat? II you are a Demo
The Detroit times., 1910-05-09
IN THE PHEASANT UNCLE SAM
SEES AN ALLY TO THE HEN

While some statisticians believe
the time is rapidly coming when this
country will be unable 10 raise enough
meat to supply the demand, the de-
partment OF agriculture is endeavor-
ing TO awaken interest In the raising
OF pheasants.
That pheasants can be raised
profitably In a majority of the states
in the union is the opinion OF Henry
Oldys, assistant in the biological sur
vey. whose book on the subject has
just been issued.
The most determined and success
full efforts 70 breed the birds In this
country began in Oregon in 1880, the
breed known as ringneck pheasants
being imported from Shanghai II Is
now one of the successful industries
OF the state. From Oregon birds have
been shipped TO many other states.
Since then good results have been
had In Indiana. New York. MaSsa-
chusetts and one or two other states.
In Ohio the birds fourished we'll for
a time, but later were ravaged by
disease. and the state gave up the at
tempt TO establish and maintain
pheasantries. However, there are
many OF the birds in the state today
In New York both the state and
private land owners are making a
business of raising pheasants
A pleasantly may be started with
mature birds or with eggs. the latter
10 be Matched by barnyard fowls. II
eggs are to be tried they should be
ordered In January or February to be
delivered in April or May, and should
be placed under the hen as soon as
possible. A pen should be provided
and supplied with food and water.
Any we'll drained ground is suitable
The Detroit times., 1910-05-09
Lodging the Elks


q Eks 11-l7.
q
will
anything
city n
The Elks charge
still
veno another column this will be found
Elks hotel
read and reply TO as speedily possible 1t will
single Elk TO all
matter to feed everybody but the question lodging
citizens must assist
aid
hungeed nd
drink; was stranger and
The Detroit times., 1910-05-09

for a pheasant pen. Each pen should
be covered with chicken wire. should
be from six 10 eight feet high and
cover AT least one hundred square
feet. So far as possible the birds
should be attended always by the
same person, as a stranger frightens
them.
Pheasants are small feeders, and
may be fed grains OF all kinds, finely
chopped meat, boiled potatoes and
boiled rice. Green food is also i'm
portant.
There is good market for the
birds, which, whether Wild or domes-
ticated, are said TO be superior 10 the
native grouse for edible purposes.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-09

the difference. The Asiatic elephant
has large ears like an exaggerated
palm leaf fan. ON the other hand, the
African elephant has boys size ears
relatively speaking. II there has been
any funny work done with the ears TO
deceive the eye. the toes give II away.
The African elephant has only three
toes on the hind feet. His far eastern
brother sports as many as four, some
times five.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-09
The Proofs Held Back
And the Public Is Left
To Guess the Reason
The Part Mr.. DENLY is Playing In
the Covering Up That 8 Going
on In Washington Finds
Him as Regular" as
Ever.

congressional committee sitting upon
the hearing connection with the investigation of Secretary the In
terror Bainger
Mr. DENLY Judiciary the house
Before this day Francis
Burton Harrison New York; appeared favorable action
resolution introduced by him requesting the encouragement to furnish
Balnger investigation committee had
fused to order the request o Attorney Brandeis
Attorney charged information his
well parts the tended show that President Taft did
possession September summary
neygeneral CLAWS when his decision favor of
Secretary Ballinger, generating him, and against CLAWS
Attorney charged that the summary of the
attorney general prepared presidents opinion
and not before, alleged, and that it antedated
the Balnger investigation committee Mr. DENLY
already having against granting request
formation from the attorney general
Called upon member judiciary
action Mr. DENLY declared to Rep Harrison follows:
1.-THE only possible that be subserved by this resolution
attorney president
States lied and that the investigating committee stands
discredited"
declaration may permitted representative
congressional appreciation
duty elected
o Office
The charges Attorney Brande quite specific
terpreted DENLY they certainly imply something the
effect
And what they somewhat ugly view
Of opinion Of who followed the investigation
that the stacked Balngers
the whitewah is all ready for the application
The office of president of the United that should be
shielding public proven
+
Neither attorney general
that should be used for such a purpose
Nor should committee of and lend itself
the covering the official when such directed against
the interests of the people.
Possibly the charges of Attorney Brandei untrue.
Possibly they injustice the president to the
and to the investigating committee
they any way refung settling
the bring
information asked for'
Mr. Dnbys position isn't exactly the position he should take it.
controversy
ting all the facts
It's hand position expect him
take regular he feels called lend himself to the
ton public already minds of Mr. Dnbys
stuents here at home
who accused of conspirng to
much better light.
they proven Banger
the Lord knows it has a plenty.
protect Bnge given up
protect part played leading
OF Pinchot
DENLY continue course duly regular only
duly rgu matter along
congress in general
Detroit is known far and wide
The Detroit times., 1910-05-09

Your husband is a great chemist"
said the visitor. did he ever fail
to analvze anything"
"Oh, yes" said his wife. che has
more than once been baftled by ordin
airy hash"
The Detroit times., 1910-05-09

TAE FIRST BLOW SHOULD BE ST4OSk
AT Ins BalllFFS or TftI SUPREME
CoussIs. THEx ARE RESPONSIBLE toS
I.e coAl Bills BENG 90 H'eH:
vl-o WAS " FIXED TNt Do'lt o~
nAey BuGGl6S AND n4SoT Tltp '"'
5snAroes mo PASSING n-s NcH.
TArr AMP WAC COULDiT BE eo'
uAolE jose PA AlpekH, V'1s NAN
uuo,s CALLED n4E zAR OF 'He
coaSe.ss ,onAl RECORDS Tes BIO"
AusI BE srHUoK AND ALL ~oMtN
MUST 81 pVE PARED TO ne Up LIZ !hf
FooI or NAN FROM wONANS Ne cM
The Detroit times., 1910-05-09

Detroit Is known far and wide as a
convention city and its reputation
for hospitality has also gone abroad
TO all dwellers In the land This es-
.nntlnl LII m - nt.lat In 10 IT, cAtirnr,a
The Detroit times., 1910-05-09

More than 500 producer-gas power
plants now are in use in the United
States. ranging from 10 to 5000 horse
power.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-09

THs SON SHINE WHicA IS Futl OF
sR,eprNe SIS IS JusT BEGINNING W
RISE Faon TsE PLACE lTHAS BEEN w
uroe 1oEoae WOMEN IS COMING Muo
49, ~. 49,. ~ e nrrA DENIED HER SING.
avery LONG TINE. Trte1 70 no srrSG
y ssy 1a,s SHOULD NOT el 1sos ,s.v'ous
1 .ne y Tss se SOW VII, oAl9 BE Al,
FOX wa, au,sonen uJn,cn ARE ANXIOUS
In 49, re.e FROM TIE YOKE wH'eH
Tney HAVE HAD on.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-09

About nine-tenths Of the cotton
raised in Russia every year Is the
product of American seed
The Detroit times., 1910-05-09
Interesting Facts bou Woman Suffrage by Noted Anthorsties

II IS SHAMEFUL THE WAY WOMEN
ARE DECEIVED ~ MEN. AND u 10
oa,y AN ASSERTING THEIR R'eHtS
IseI WOMEN CAN CONQUER n.
npnIes. WAY. soAf MEN axe 90
s. .T,s. IaAT TAs POOR WIFE HAs . 20 :,
.axr eorA ENDS nttI wIIs 8 oS y. Us ?
r's.u wuaI ADV { AN ntp W ~ x
a sW.' ar Tse s,oIssRS eLoo A 'ss =,
pv.S w oa1rss wu6N sHE Has y
sos ~, so rUca FOR s,AioS AM o,n q
o,pns,,rSJSe.esR.2 q otsGRsSS s.tU 80
49, misc nkSDS GIVE 'e.~
.u,IrS HOO q WEEK.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-09
Our Mr.. DENLY, the gentleman wh'

is representing us in congress so far
as his boss, Uncle joe" will permit
him to represent us, we all know to
be quite regular
We have the said gentleman on
record by word of his own mouth as
to his Cannon regularity.
Mr. DENLY is a member Of the joint
congressional committee sitting upon
The Detroit times., 1910-05-09
HALLEY's COMET.

May '-Haneys comet rises a
IL sky coude
The Detroit times., 1910-05-09
PerIshable.

Bessie: What became of your chan
tecler hat, dear?'
Jessie Boo.hoo. the cat ate II.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-09
"InnocentS Abroad" Up to Date

The, write to- r%sis Department. S are ''s'
The Detroit times., 1910-05-09

- -
roe ME TaaI WoAEA Setoolp So,.
roo .,a,aY POLITICIANS Ni1H IN
.GRowM FAXES ARE HoLp,rsI
Joss as co1oAEes' 40 NOT se
T.,Nx exGovfRNoeS oHoolop ne
,S euaeGe or Ts6 Pohct' MOI
e. suo,mD CORNERS BE PVT ON
'..,e ar prs, TeE FARMER eaooL'
HAVE TIE R'dHI 10 e9'l ~, '' ,.1our n
TO sur HIMSELF! " AL ~o..S
ND MAKE a STUDY OF EeoNo"'
m TAXING VALUATIONS, THe
oeoeRs IS or EQUAL RieHVe
MOULD NOT PERMIT IHE
oprs,peNT TO SHIP seYpIlAS
.n.,n,sS TO AMERICA ohDER
THE AEaD OF RUBBER.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-09

oh, Mildred, where do you get
those large. elegant rats for your Golf.
fure?"
You forget, Constance. that when
my grandmother died she bequeathed
me hair sofa.
The Detroit times., 1910-05-09

The glass OF fashion, the mold OF
form,
The observed OF all observers.
Shakespeare.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
WHAT is DOING
THE WORLD OVER
A WORD ABOUT THE LEADING
EVENTS OF THE WEEK.
Roosevelts Now in EnsIsna.

The Roosevelt party arrived so unex-
pectedly at Berlin that the reception Off
cials and the American ambassador were
not OF the station to greet them. Later,
Mr.. and Mrs. Roosevelt, Ethel and Ker-
NIT went to the Potsdam palace and had
luncheon with the emperor and empress
The emperor and Mr.. Roosevelt had an
animated conversation, tete-a-tete. Next
day the emperor treated the visitor to a
sham battle ia W whicn ~, 900 German troops
took part, the emperor telling Mr.. Roose-
welt that he was the first civilian to whom
such honor had been SHOWN. In spite OF
an annoying throat trouble, Mr.. Roosevelt
was able to give bis address on the "World
Movement before the University OF Ber-
liu. The party journeyed down the Rhine
country ana took ship at Flushing, Hol-
land, for England. Mr.. Roosevelt has been
named by President Taft special ambassa-
dor to attend the funeral Of King Edward
aud will be q member of the royal visiting
encourage. He will lecture at Oxford
June
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
Waalta snan FIndIna .

A development in the Ballinger-Pinchot
inquiry last week tended TO show that
President Taft's finding in favor Of Bal
Iinger was in fact the finding Of the secre-
tary's own interior department, and the
letter Of exoneratioD was actually pre-
Jared by q subordinate in that depart
ment. The report OF the Encouragement
10 the president, en- which the finding
was supposed to rest, was, according to
the attorney-generaPs own admission,
ante-dated later in order TO have 1t appear
that the result came in the natural course.
The president has issued an explanation
to the effect that the substance OF the re-
port was in his hands when be made his
finding.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
MIN Let PunllLam 0o On.

Owen Moran, the English pugilist, in a
contest with whom Tommy Mccarthy re-
ceived a blow dropping him to the floor,
from the effects OF whieh he died, was dis
missed from the charge Of manslaughter.
The fatality produced much agitation
against the coming Johnson-Jehries fight,
and ths governor OF California has been
importuned to stop it, but be says il Is in
accordance with law and be will allow it
to take place. Tex Rickard, one Of the
promoters of the fight has been chosen as
referee
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
Waters Claim Victims.

Twelve persons lost their lives when
the Mississippi river steamer Saltillo ran
ashore at Glen Park, Mo-, last Thursday.
The same day twelve high school pupils
went boating in two boats on a mill pond
at Huntington Mills, Pa. One OF the
boats began to leak and the passengers
we're transferred to the other boat, which
sunk under the weight and six girls and
two boys we're drow ned.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19

In Boston the Massachusetts legislature
put q finger in the milk situation and
stirred up an investigation that brought
some interesting things TO light. One
Concord Mass producer, George Albree,
took the stand and blamed the difficulties
OF the farmers TO the grip that the con-
tractors hold on them, TO discriminating
rates on the railroads and to the existing
methods OF inspection. He even present.
ed papers that be claimed we're copies Of
discriminatory" contracts between the
railroads and the milk contractors Of
some years ago, tc show that the ''pFoper
State authorities" had information which
they concealed from the Legislature and
from the governor.
4 schedule was turned over 70 the com
mittee purporting 10 give details Of rate
increase on the Boston a Maine railroad.
Sir. Albree claimed that thi- Increase Of
tie rate of 1910 over the tariH of 1907
amounts 70 between f60,0o0 aud $50, GOO
year, although he could not youch for
The accuracy % the figures The reason
given 81 The Boston & Maine fnr this ia-
crease +, he said that The railroad has
taken into ils own employ the men Who
formerly we're employed by the contrac-
tors 70 take care 81 the milk cars.
The published rate is s1oo per car per
mile per year, be said. but this is of little
uss to the farmers Tor the reason that of
the dva thousand Massachusetts farmers
s ho raise and ship milk 10 Boston the
average man hss only ten cans q day to
send, aud there are not more than two
farmers in the state who can ship whole
carload and therefore get the benefit Of
the car rate.
He alleged that d. Whiting a Sons and
the Boston Dairy eompany traded milk
territories and that o. a consequences be
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19

The preparations for the funeral OF
King Edward tomorrow are made on a
scale of great magnihcence Thrifty Brit
ons are preparing to reap fortunes from
the sale OF seats, windows aud rooms to
view the spectacle. Seats cost s25 and
rooms as high as 1000. In q statement
the late kings physicians say that his
death might have been FASTENED by worry
over the tense political situation.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
rhIs FelIow !. AudaeIous.

Clarence s. Darrow, the Chicago social
ist lawyer, in recent speech TO negroes,
said that the solution Of the race trouble
MAS the iDtermarriage Of the races, which
wonld break down the prejudice, as Il
had between the Irish and Germans. He
said what was wanted was not Booker
T. Washington, to teach the negro how
to work for the white man, but some one
to teach him how not to work until be
got the white mans returns.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
Two Patriotic Poles Aonored,

The monument to Pulaski by act OF Con-
gress was dedicated at Washington last
week, President Taft making the oration.
At the same time a monument to Koscius-
czko, another Pole who fought with the
American army in the Revolution, was
dedicated in the same city.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
8aIloonists Narrowly Escape.

Numbed By suowstorm encountered
st g height Of 10000 feet, A. Holland
Forbes and j. q. Yates, Well-knOwn bal
loonists, dropped at Center, KY, last
week, and were picked up for dead. They
we're. hoEever. little injured.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
hinh-Ioned Allenea smuaaIers.

Ex-Governor Rollins, his wife and son,
returning last week from Europe, were
arrested and held under bail, charged
with bringing in jewelfy that they had
failed to declare dutiable. Rollins was
governor of New Hampshire in ls99-190l.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19

Early gard 'ner feels IN iuck
As be bends above his lruck.
An 50 pert.
In his trim. well ordered he'd
Everything is weeks ahead
Through thodir-s
Radishes are inches high,
Beans rejoice his eager eye,
When a freeze
Teaches him there's many Slip
'Twixi the garden and the hp,
'Cepi for peas.
Over currant bushes bloom
And where strawb'riea crowd for room
of are tosi
All the clothes his folks poEsess
Up to madam's best silk diess
'Gainsi the lrpst.
And q some survive ne sprng
To the gardner everything
Has & worth,
n Tor same il should be sold
'IwouId exhaust the sioret Of gold
10 the earth.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
Lost one. Gained Another.

The direct nominations bill Of Governor
Hughes, one of his chief measures, was
defeated in the New York Assembly last
week, II to 81. The Massachusetts, legis-
lature has passed ard the governor ap-
proved a direct nominations act.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19

The Atlantic Transport liner diuneha-
be. which recently went ashore on the
rocky scily islands near England, has
been saved. tie frat vessel ever hoated On
the Islands. The damage was much less
than supposed.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
Randolph High School.

The ball game which was to have been
played between r. II. s. and Woodstock
at Randolph last Saturday was cancelled
because of rain. The 4. III, s. team
played spaulding high at Barre yesterday
aud led, 80, in a four-inning game,
which was stopped by rain. Gay pitched
for r. II. S. Randolph and Rochester
are to play here Saturday. Randolph has
taken one game and has tied with them
once and this is the rubber"
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
less You Eat. More You Weigh,

Three Newport society girls are fasting
in three-dav periods on the theory that It
will increase their weight They take
nothing but plenty Of water during the
fasts.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1910-05-19
NO II.
CataWba Grape
Juice
Natures Best Offering"

CataVba Grapes are delicate in
bouquet and favor and are white
Wine grape, hence the .enncing tia-
v0r and crystal cleameSs Of the un-
fermen,ed Juice. II IS especially
adapted for social purposes, a table
wine without alcohol, a rich nu-
.tnd0us beverage. In sickness, es-
peciaiig fevers, grape juice is not
only acceptable nOuriShment but
IA powerful agent in destroying
the vitality Of disease germs
Golden CataWba Grape Juice is
sold only al