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Okolona messenger., 1910-09-08
TROUBLE FOR BonSH KNIGHT
Unfoellna Police oHoer Arrested
Youth IN tire Act Of kissing Away
eNeotheart'u Tears.

It's a pity a boy cant kiss away HE
sweetheart's tears without a big. un-
sympathetic policeman taking them
both 10 the children's court the New
York Evening Telegram says
Any fellow would have acted Just aa
Jacob Kinsler did especially II be was
Is fond Of his sweetheart as Jacob Is
Of Susie Stahl Jacob Is a manly little
chap Of IS and Susie two years his
junior. Is one OF the prettlest little
girls on the east side.
I'VE wasn't regular kissing. eK-
plained Jacob "f'n tel you how slt
was A boy nearly twice as big a.
am came along and slapped Susie and
she began 70 cry"
why didn't you tackle him" asked
the court
He was too big Tor me 70 lick. and
let him 20 But ! did the next hest
thing Susie was crying sOmrpln
herce. and Just grabbed her and was
kisslns away her tears when the COP
came along and said VS. violating
The law. didn't know Whist be meant
and a. Susie k4pt on oFvinE kesa on
kissing. Then the cop stepped dp
You and Susie may go nov said
the court 70 Jacob. The next time
she cries give her your handkerchief
when you see a cop coming"
Okolona messenger., 1910-09-08
GOOD LIFE INSURANCE

GOOD LIFE INSURANCE =
CHEAP in the American Life Asso-
c:atioa, Empire Building. Birmingham,
Alabama; costs only fraction Of ordi-
nary life insuranc; is open to healthy
white men and women Is to 80 years
Of age. VERY EASY TERMS; will
credit good people for part; children
can pay for insuring parents and be-
come the bene6ciaries; write immedi-
aiel, for rates and terms
Most men seem to think an excuse
for a failure is as good as a success
A preacher says there surely vii
be baseball in heaven" The outlook
might be more propiiious it It wasn'
for cussing The umpire.
Okolona messenger., 1910-09-08
FREE SCHOLARSHIP FOR
SOUTHERN GIRLS.

The trustees Of Southern Christian
College, West Point Miss, have
placed scholarships for young ladies'
in the literary department at the dis
posal Of the Governors, United States
Senators. and Congressman Of the
following States: Mississippi, Louisia-
ma. Arkansas, Tennessee. Alabama
Georgia and Florida. The young
ladies' who are fortunate in securing
these appointments from the above Of
6ciaIs will receive free tuition through
out their college course. No institution
in the South is Offering such a liberal
education to Young ladies'. Southern
Christian College has one Of the
strongest faculties ever presented TO
The people Of the Gulf States, and the
courses Of study are far in advance Of
the average college.
In order to secure one Of these ap-
pointments. a yOnng lady should make
application to one Of the following Of
6eiaIs; Governor Of the State. one Of
the United States Senators. or the
Congressman from her district, The
president Of the Southern Christian
College. West Point, Miss, will be
pleased to furnish any ether infOrma-
ton desired.
Okolona messenger., 1910-09-08
Some Men Will Smile, and Some
FroWn, But Their Recolleotlons
Are Much the Same.

They do say that one Of the things
a fellow remembers Is the first time
be ever went courting a girl And Il
Is one Of the last things he wants to
forget. even II she turned him down
later on
Il Is not the trial now that { was
back IN the good old days In the
country districts folks lived IN houses
of one or two rooms. or three at most.
so that when a fellow went sparkling
he had 10 face the whole family, ard
you may depend upon Il that the
whole family faced him. Sometimes
they didn't try to make life pleasant
FOR him. This Was specially true OF
the girls younger brothers and sic
tera
70 you remember how big your feet
felt. and the trouble you had to and
places for your hands. and how off.
hcult II was to keep up a converse.
ton? But II you had grit enough you
would stay or die right there
But you never forgot Il. and you
never will Nor viii you ever quite
forget the effort necessary 70 set your
courage up to the point Of asking her
II you might call on her, nor how giad-
some you we're II she said you might.
nor how mean you felt II she refused
your request. As a frost this beat the
June affair Of SO.
Okolona messenger., 1910-09-08
SECRET COULD NOT Be KEPT
Everybody Seemed 20 Know That
This Couple Were Newly United
IN Matrimony.

A Boston young man had married 3
Chicago girl. and they had started on
their wedding tour. Despite-or per
haps because of-their studied efforts
TO appear like ~old married folks,
their fellow passengers on the railway
train had no difhculty in chasing
them as bride and groom, and mani.
Tested their knowledge by winks, mods
and grins.
An unfortunate accident to the din
ing car compelled the conductor 10
leave II on the sidetrack at smal
station. and It was several hours be
fore the train stopped for refresh
ments al q town where there was =
restaurant near the passenger station
Il was BY no means a hrst-olass res
taurant but the travellers had a frst'
class appetite and they swarmed into
T. With some difaculty the bride and
groom found seats and presently .
waitress came to take their order.
Where's your bill OF fare?" asked
the young man.
I'VE haven't any to-day. sir" she
answered.
Nor any other day perhapsi"
mo. sir"
We'll, what have you that you car
recommend as being good to eat?"
we have some nice pork and
beans"
Alfred" whispered the bride
everybody seems 70 know that w
have just been married, but how d.
you suppose this girl has found on
that am from Chicago and that yol
are from Boston Y-Youth's Compan
ion.
Okolona messenger., 1910-09-08

i am now eni0Ang. " - Mrs. SARAH
LoUsIGNoNT. 4l4 s. Livingston Street.
BrOOkheld, Mo.
The Change Of Life is the most crit-
cal period Of a wOman's existence, and
neglect Of health at this time invites
disease and pain.
Women everywhere should remem-
Der that there is no other remedy
known to medicine that win so sue
cessfully carry women through this
trying period as LYDIA j.. Pinkhams s
Vegetable Compound, made from na-
tive roots and herbs.
For 30 years il has bosn curing wo-
men from the worst forms OF female
.4lls-indammatiop, uicora tiOn, dis
placements, hbIoid tum0rs, irregulari-
ties, periodic pailsS, blcMche, and
nervous pro ration.
If would like special advice
about your case write a cOniideu-
tiai tlar 10 ETrs. Pinkham, at
Etv- Mass Her advice is free,
'ays helpful
Okolona messenger., 1910-09-08
MAUDE TYNER ST. LOUIS. MO.

Some women suffer from constipa-
ton and stomsch trouble that they
should pay attention to the statement
Of Miss Maud Tyner. 838 McLaren
ave, ST. Louis, Mo. She suffered in
that way for many years. but hnally
took DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin and
was permanently cured. She recom'
mends it to American womankind
She considers It the best laxative and
tonic obtainable. 1t will do all that is
claimed. and If you want to try it be-
fore buying, send your address for a
free sample bottle to Pepsin Syrup
Co.. 119 Caldwell Bldg, Monticello
III. 1t is sold by all druggists at SOC
and S100 bottle.
Okolona messenger., 1910-09-08
Lei wonderful WASHWAX do your

Let wonderful WASHWAX do your
family washing. saves rubbing aud
saves the clothes; makes them clean
sweet and snowy white. WASHWAX
is new scientific compound tha,
washes in hot or cold water wilhout
the use Of soap. It is entirely harm
less and different from anything you
have ever used. Send ten cents stamps
10 day for regular size BY mail Hoa
will be glad you tried it. Agents
wan:sd to introduce WASHWAN
everywhere. Address Wasbwax. Co.
ST. Louis. No.
Okolona messenger., 1910-09-08

The church thsi knows nothing Of
the alley knows nothing Of the man
who went about doing good.
The government will have to do
some hustlins to smoke out the tobacco
trust.
Okolona messenger., 1910-09-08

Many a man who is smart enough to
make money hasn't sense enough 70
keep it.
Hogs don't seem to improve a arp
ticls BY walking on two legs dressed
in mems clothes.
Okolona messenger., 1910-09-08

dates DaCk 70 $40
time that w0sle n
may expect nstago
to bring on them
the Change Of Life.
I got q bottle o.
Lydia +. Pinkham's
Yege table Com
pound and 1t mad9
me feel much better,
and / have cOntin
.ued It's use. ] am
very grateful to you
for the good health
Okolona messenger., 1910-09-08

It is the thing that is all wool and a
yard wide that the world is always
looking for.
Time flies, youth flies, money flies
-and boarding house flies are the
worst Of all.
Okolona messenger., 1910-09-08
WOMEN
OF MIDDLE
AGE
Need Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

BrOOkheld, Mo.-"TWo Year, SEQ I
was unable to do any kind Of work and
only weighed l1S pounds. My trouble
Okolona messenger., 1910-09-08

yer you meet a man who
knows It all, ills ten to ons
isn't married.
Iii is as certain to be seen and
tnized as sunshine is.
BIZ has many tools. but q lie is 2
andle that FITS them all.
Okolona messenger., 1910-09-08
L. TURLEY CURD,
Wilmore, KY.

DR.. Miles Heart Remedy has
been wonderfully successful ia
relieving heart trouble. It's touis
effect upon the heart nerves and
muscles is a great factor Ia
assisting nature to overcome
heart weakness.
Or. Miles, Heart Remedy is sold ~
all druggists. n the first bottle dec
not benefit, your druggist will return
your money.
NILES MEDICAL CO., EIkhart, iHa.
Okolona messenger., 1910-09-08
Physicians Advise

the gooaxaye the bowels and prevent the posons Of ndges
from getting system.
purely vegetable gentle
If., Vyo acts the liver well as on the
slD'-l
Okolona messenger., 1910-09-08
Dropsy
Given upbyDOctOr

Il had dropsy, and was told
BY my family physician that
there was no chance for me. Ny
family also gave me up. Ny
limbs and body were swollen
one-third larger than natural.
water collected around my heart
aad I had to be propped up IA
bed to keep from smothering. I
took DR.. Miles Heart Remedy
until I was entirely cured. This
was in 1909, and I am now able
2 do any kind Of work on my
rm. Ny cure was certainly
marvellous"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-06-10
eATHENA. ORE. JUNE 1O...,.l91O

1t is a noticeable fact that the Milton
Eagle and the Freewater Times are
opposed to county division. the as
sumption that Milton and Freewater
local papers do not take kindly to the
division scheme being based on the
total absence of editorial comment.
Such ably edited newspapers as the
Times and Eagle do not as a rule bra
zenly ignore by silence an issue of
such grave Dport as the sliclng up or
territory for the formation Of new
county. 1t is barely possible that
Editors Sanderson and Shangle have
forgotten the whole cheese all along
Then it may be that they have never
been apprised of the movement orig
mating in Milton to divide the county.
Or, mayhap, they don't savVy hand
ling division dope. Then again they
may be holding out for the coin. Per
haps they may have been seen Ey the
COMMITTEE" and the COMMITTEE
is not yet ready for editorial assist
ance. 1t is possible that Sanderson
and Shangle are fettered in the grasp
of strict and stringent censorship at
the iron hand of the COMMITTEE. "
Anyway, the Eagle and the Times
have nothing to say for "Orohard"
and every one knows it and |
on it. But the division
scheme was born in secrecy and no
doubt this editorial silence is part Of
the game.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-06-10
Sea Rules of the Road.

On the sea it Is even more important
than on land that there should be we'll
defined rules of the road. While there
are ocean lanes" vessels do not move
along we'll marked lines. like railway
trains. They cross and recross each
others tracks. Moreover, there is no
air brake which can halt an ocean
steamer within a few yards. Rules
of the road at sea are based upon COM
mon sense and experience In general
when two vessels under steam are
meeting each other end on they follow
the same rules as with us with vehi-
cles-that is, each steers to the star
board or right. One short blast from
the ships whistle means that she is
taking the starboard course. two blasts
mean that she is taking her course to
port, three that she is going full speed
astern. Should there be risls of col
lision between steam vessel and
sailing vessel 1t is the duty of the
steam vessel as the more manageable
to keep out of the way of the other
For the same reason a sailing ship
which is running free is required to
keep out of the way Of one which is
running close haued.-Travel
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-06-10

1t is interesting news Minister Egan
brings from Denmark-that in that
country eggs are stamped with the
date on which they were laid, SO that
they cannot be kept in cold storage
till they are unfit for food and then
sold as fresh, to take the edge from
appetite and perhaps to lay the found
ations of disease. Doctor Egan de-
scribes Denmark as land where the
main resource Of all the people is ag-
and where agriculture is
conducted as science. Modern agri-
cultural methods have been in vogue
in Denmark for rs years and in the
reorganization of agricultural indus
try which is necessary in this country
in order to make the most of the land,
Americans evidently may learn
great deal from Denmark.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-06-10

Hundreds of orphans have been
helped by the president of the Indus
trial and Orphans Home at Macon.
Ga, who writes: "We have used
Electric Bitters in this institution for
nine years. 1t has proved a most ex-
cellent medicine for stomach, liver
and kidney troubles. We regard it as
one of the best family medicines on
earth. " 1t invigorates all vital organs.
purities the blood, aids digestion Gre
ates appetite. TO strengthen and
build up pale, thin. weak children or
rundown people it has no equal. Best
for female complaints. Only SOC. at
all druggists.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-06-10

The tide of immigration is rising
and the officials at New York say
April and May are record breakers in
this respect. More than 5000 aliens
arrived at Ellis Island the other day
and still they come. The ciroum-
stance will lead to fresh suggestions
as to the desiratility of restricting i'm
migration. But it cannot be denied
that the facts point to strong belief
abroad in general prosperity here.
immigration falls off quickly when
commercial and industrial depression
exists
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-06-10

One Of the most dangerous of ex-
plosives is iodide of nitrogen, a black
powder which the slightest touch will
often cause to explode when dry with
great violence. In experiments to de-
termine the cause of its extreme ex.
plosiveness some damp iodide of nitro
gen was rubbed on the strings Of a
bass viol. 1t is known that the strings
Of such an instrument will vibrate
when those of similar instrument
having an equal tension are played
upon. In this case, after the explo-
sive had become thoroughly dry upon
the strings. another bass viol was
brought near and the strings sounded.
At certain note the iodide of nitro.
gen on the prepared instrument ex.
ploded. 1t was found that the explo-
sion occurred only when rate of vi
bration Of sixty second was com.
municated to the prepared strings.
Vibration of the G string caused an
explosion, while that of the e string
had no effect.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-06-10

The campaign against tuberculosis
has made a forward stride in Seattle
during the past week, the society Of
anti-tuberculosis workers having con-
Quoted big exhibit which has been
free to the public and intended to ed
ucate people in the proper precautions
for protecting themselves and their
home against the "white plague.
Thousands of people have visited the
exhibit, listened to the illustrated lec-
lures ty prominent physicians and
authorities on health and sanitation,
and presum ably profted by the lessons
taught. Interesting and often grue-
some were the exhibits, including one
display featuring a red light, which
flashed every few seconds, each flash
marking the death of one victim of
tuberculosis in the United States. The
CHASTITY, unending performance Of this
device keeping time with unfeeling
to the death beats of the
dread disease had a frlghtfully de-
pressing effect upon visitors, but serv-
ed to drive home in telling fashion
the awful story of the inroads of tub
erculosis upon the white race. The
exhibit was entirely successful in its
humanitarian purpose.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-06-10

Tommy was fairly good pupil ex-
cept in arithmetic. The teacher no.
ticed with his home studies that
when sums were set he always
brought in answers much in excess of
the correct amount. AS this was un.
failing he called the boy to him and
said:
Tommy, how is it that your sums
are always wrong and the totals al
ways too large"
Dunno, teacher"
docs any one assist you with your
arithmetic at home? Now, be truth
fulr'
Yes. sir. father"
what does your father do for q liy.
ing?"
He's waiter. sir"
"Ah," said the teacher, that ac-
counts for it. Go back and sit down."
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-06-10

A campaign to advertise the Pacific
Northwest as summer resort for
tourists from all over the world has
been started ny the monthly magazine,
Pacific Northwest Commerce. The
June issue of the magazine is devoted
to this enterprise and contains articles
and illustrations calculated to attract
many visitors to the mountain, lake
and salt water resorts Of the North
west The writer's point out that the
mountains of the Northwest rival the
Alps in height and beauty and oppor-
tunities for the mountain olim ber;
that the salt water beaches with
yachting and tathing rival any in the
world; that the lakes are as beautiful
az any on earth, and the fishing and
hunting unsurpassed in this country.
The climate of the Northwest in sum
mer il great attraction and much is
made of it. In fact, one writer sums
up the new idea of summer in this
region by declaring that the country
has Just been covered-rediscov
rs a national summer resort.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-06-10
Finnish Respect For the Law.

In Finland there is deep and pre-
vailing respect for law.
Can | have d shot at an elk" asked
a stranger Of Il peasant who lived on
the fringe of forest well stocked with
this noble game.
mo, sir. It's against the law"
What is the penalty?"
1.-TWO hundred Finnish marks"
"All right. Will you come along with
me if ! agree to pay the fine?"
mo, | won't. It's against the law,
and I'm not going to break it"-"Rus-
sian characteristics"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-06-10

A Chicago magistrate thinks that
drunken men should not be arrested.
but taken instead by policemen to
their home Perhaps the next step
in this way of doing things will be to
give autoists the right to exact dam
ages from people they run down, on
the ground of the trouble and loss of
time which such collisions with ped
estrians entail.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-06-10
Distant Neptune.

The period of mans whole history is
not sufficient for an express train to
traverse half the distance to Neptune
from the earth. Thought wearies and
fails in seeking to grasp such dis
tances. 1t can scarcely comprehend
100000 miles, and here are thousands
of them, When we stand on that the
outermost of the planets, the very last
sentinel of the outposts of the King,
the very sun grows dim and small In
the distance.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-06-10

I'D be ashamed to beg if l was
big, healthy looking man like you,"
said the sarcastic woman. "You ought
to look for a job of some kind. Have
you done anything at all during the
past year?"
Yes, ma'am, hev," answered the
husky hobo meekly. II jlst finished
doin' thirty days, ma'am." - Chicago
News.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-06-10
An Oregon shingle mill in Tillamook

An Oregon shingle mill in Tillamook
county worked days on one NAM
moth cedar log. outing from it Ill.,
600 shingles, This is almost unbe-
lievable to people not familiar with
the Pacific coast, where hig trees and
vast timber resources are accepted
quite as matter of course.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-06-10
Character Sketch.

"You say he served four years in a
reformatory institution"
Eyes, and it made man of him"
Il don't notice any evidence of it."
ut did, just the same. He was sew
enteen when he went in and twenty.
one when he came out,"-Chicago Trib-
une.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-06-10

II want few colored illustrations
Of beets and tomatoes"
Life Size?" inquired the artist.
Catalogue size" replied the seeds
man, with significant smile.-Louis-
vile Courier-Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-06-10

After Il man reaches fifty "all going
out aud nothing coming In" describes
the condition of his teeth. his affec.
tionS aud his hai AtchiSon Globe.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1910-06-10
The One lime.

"You women would rather talk than
listen"
''Not always"
"When, for example?"
when man is about to PROPOSE
Judge.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-01
Robinson Drugless Treatment Proves
Revelation in Treatment of Many
Diseases,

One Robinson Thermal or Turkish
Bath for those of weakened vitality
viii do more good IN half hour as
a spring medicine than can be expected
from any drug in the world
Many startling results have been
produced by the use of the Robinson
Thermal Bath. 1t is revolutionizing
the treatment of disease. Prominent
physicians are abandoning drugs in
many cases for this new treatment
Those who have tried them are aston
tshed at the change in their condition.
The intense exquisite feeling of han
plnesS. strength and mental cIearneSs
which results are impossible to express
in words.
Read this letter from Mr.. Frank A.
Thurston of New York and then Judge
for yourself
L only regret that have delayed this
necessity and luxury so long. The
cabinet Is ali you claim for it, a pre-
server and restOrer to health. 1 use
your cabinet with great satisfaction as
II gives new life and VigOr to the en-
tire system The feature of breathing
pure ar is a great advantage over the
Turkish bath. Another feature Is be-
ing able to take a bath in ones own
home before retiring. do NOT he
heVe that any Intelligent man or
woman would live without the cabinet
after giving fl a thorough test.
open up the pores and the change
seems almost miraculous; nerves are
strengthened at once, kidneys get well;
=
ish; bad colds, Iumbago, rheumatism
dyspepsia, throat and lung trouble in
somnia and constipation disappear as
tnough some wonderful force had lifted
them away.
livery man or woman can now have
a Roblnson Thermal Bath at home. at
a cost Of but a few cents, and without
trouble.
the Robinson Thermal Bath Cabi-
nets are now being exhibited. and are
on sale IN Salt Lake at Smith Drug Co,
T. c: NJ I Drug Co, Schramm- John
son Drug Co.
Ask the dealer also for that great
DOCK, The Philosophy of Health and
Beauty" The regular price IS 5000
time.
Don't pass another day without see
ing these cabinets. If YOU cannot On,
yourself, Just send your name and adj
dress today to the ROBINSON MFG.
-. suite 81, snowflake Bldg, Toledo,
Ohio, for full illustrated information
free.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-01

SO in wide, cream white bObbin
net for dresses or waists regular price, ac-
cOrding TO quality. 45c, Csc and soc a yard.
in 5 faf5 sale .a.l.e.............2 Csc, 39c, 49c