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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-29
ST. LOUIS JEWS
WITHOUT MEAT

ST LOUIS. Mo. March 70 -
Twenty thousand Jews Of 81 Louis
whc eat only kosher meat. are pYae
tieAiiy without flesh foosa today oa
account % the closing % most Of
The q shcgs
The Ahora closed late yesterday
When Il became kuoNn thar thsy
were 70 close 5000 men and wom
on stormsd the shops and offered
20 pay any price tor the meat
The dealers declare that they
cannot operate AZ a prufit hm the
meat u sold a. an established price
~ ~ cents
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-29
CITY TNCINERATOR HAS PIPE DREAM;
1T SMOKES $4,000 WORTH OF OPIUM

Heavens. who's smoking hop7'
asked the people near the city in.
generator today. lis II some new
brand Of garbage. or has the mayor
got a new tobacc07"
The uproar was occaaioned this
morning BY the burning up OF $50
pounds Of opium by the customs Of,
hoials. The batch of the drug that
went up In smoke today IL valued
at $4,000, and was seized recently
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-29
COSTLY BLAZE
IN TACOMA

TACOMA. March 70 The oiym.
pic Foundry a Machine Works was
destroyed BY fire last night The
loss Is estimated at $4,000. The
company carried no insurance. The
Pacific Paint 4 Glass Works was
seorched but suffered no serious
damage.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-29

Of the uai,sd States Tor the eighth
district
He served ae president of the
venezuela boundary committee.
appointed by President cleveland
aud a. memher OF the arhltra'
ton committee that settled The
boundary dispute between british
Guiana and Venezuela.
He had reSslyed the degree of
LII u, from elsht unlvcrAltles.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-29

NORTH YAKIMA North Yak.
Ina viii have 10 walt "a see an aero-
plane. rhe Business Mems aanocia-
bpn declined 20 take up the Hamll-
TON aviation meet planned for April
Hamilton asked too much
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-29

on the Minnesota.
A. It's sale IN prohibited in the
United States. all taken by the cum
toms department must be do
stroyod. 30 the incineratOr was
chosen AZ the best place to dispose
Of A.
"Alle same burning shamee." said
one well known Celestial "Makee
muchee good amelle. chin ga pong
VOW"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-29

Little Boy Papa. this wuoi suit
you bought for me tho other day
kind o rustlea when walk Il u
because there's some silk ia ~
Papa No. my son. it'n because
there's los of what We cali Aidrich
IN it.--Chicago Tribune.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-29

x...,xsTOS. March - As
= ssssIge David J Brewer 81
rsasa states supreme court.
~ I - BATH room a. 10 50
ashk Apoplesy was ne
nsslzs nFeweF vas nearly
NJ
t. ~ Espwef has not been Teal
81 il several days past. hut
y ~ u thought Of his death
ss-sa aknns 10 0clock last
q ~ / shurt time aferward
!. s.s4sF beard . noise Ia the
: ~ Investigation eiscloeed
-
- teslah nFeweF was m0as
.r<xsns ansong the Justices u
..sst ssfsa Supreme court
= ysais % seeoan, o. the fre
- std shleh ke appeared on
.s.s1 rizifnFm ard as TIE
II & articles In eurrent mag
= RS freedom IN the On.
s<ass 4 apinicns vas ffoNnet
NJ ~ associates or the
tnfF Il aeted to his enpop
h. fneas hstices b. eriticis
i = *aeiss o. fresidenf
tesss 81 y adopting the
- 1 x1Aan suffraKa
O. h-pwsr as appointed
= AsseA 6 1883 he vas the
! ( wlszsensry. Rev Joseph
sxH ~ IL mosher Was I'm
Il 1 Tf sister u David bud
II nrxs nadlsy ard justice
49, rsla He was born "a
*ssss ut cane 70 tke Unltvd
- a - saseation. finally
zahng ron Fais and from
- ~ sehoal Ills home in
u Taasa States was ieaven.
~ L.
Mss szsxN q the probate amd
lea gearis At Lsaveuworth.
y ! - pas Judge u the dis.
= 1aL aa6 ras county attoF
= ! ls1fensurtk cuuntY. Final.
! Nszma Justice Of The supreme
~ ! . ssss. ard n 1875 vas
< asze Il ne clrcult court
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-29
WHATS THE USE?" is THE
new GOSPEL FOR THE WEST
A Reformed Near-Insurgen, VIII Roam Altar With Jes,
and Handmade.

WASHINGTON. March 2a. Pres
ldent Taft has chosen Representa-
tive Duncan y, McKinlay OF the
Second CALIFORNIA; district AZ mls
slonafy 70 the lnsurgent heather
Mckinlay will soon leave washing
ton on q tour OF the Middle Wost.
ern states, where he will preach
party regularity, the beauties az tho
Aldrioh tariff and standpatiam.
Mckinlay goes forth IN tho role
% a reformed insurReut Hts text
viii be. stand By the President
which u the slogan selected 70
cover what IL really a war on The
Insurgents. Mckinlay never was
an inaurgeni, although he made IA
noise like one for few minutes.
hckiplhy IL product Of the South.
etn Pacific railroad system Of poll.
ties
10 an S. p. Man.
IN Sacramento. the largest city III
Mcklnlaye district. the congress.
man has the stout and steady sup.
port OF Tom Fox. democratic boss
but Southern Pacific man. first, last
and all the time Tho Southern Pa.
cific Indifferent 10 party lines.
takes care 81 ia friends ln
any party It's friends. IN turn. take
care Of the Southern Pacific. Me.
kinley has been fighting stubborn.
ly IN house committee sessions re-.
Gently TO save their chinese crews
for the Hili and Hartman Pacific
steamships. lie wants a ship sub
aidy az well ~ Chinese crews for
the 3 pa ships The Pacific Mail
Steamship company'e monopoly Of
the Panama route finds a champion
m him
With these antecedentn n whH ob
viouH that MckluiAy would belong
IN Washington Here be u anti
Pinchot. pro.CRnnon. pro.Aldrich
and pro everything the crowd
wants Mckinlay's brief insurwen
cy waH a joke McKinlay attended
several Of the early lnaurgeut meet.
lnga and talked loudly against Can.
non for a Bit
Then President Taft called Me.
kiulay "a the white House and
urged him to alt tight and BE- regu.
lar 20 stand BY The president
HekinlAy gladly agreed. for be II
q shrcwd chap. and bis temporary
rebellion bad attracted more atteh.
ton 10 him and given him more
recognition al the white iiouss
than be- could have secured 80 soon
any other way Mckinisy II
comparatively new member. aud he
knew there would be more fuss
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-29
Red headed psrson.

"old sorrei Top, the president
calls hts missionary. McKinlay hay.
ing a reddish poll lie h. iiknblc.
the hall feliow wellme type. aud he
makes a coed speech He H. Is. a
native Of Canada. and he was raised
Ia Flint. Mich. where be learned
ibe trade II carriage painter a.
~ BE- went 60 California. where be
worked AZ his trade and studied
Law at odd times In 1899 be was
admitted 10 the bar. and he made
place for himself IN politics
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-29
Hats, $500

Our Mr. Young. manager Of tho Hat Depart
ment, has gained reputation for his hats that
brings patronage from long distances. lnnumer-
able are the men who come each day TO the store
to LET him select for them the style that is most
becoming to them. He carries only the best
grades such the John b Stetson the im-
ported English Christy. etc He confines his at
tenton to only few makes, but in these he car
ries an infinite selection Of every shape, style
and coloring imaginable.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-29

% you want to p1y nortef Zee
the Stars elaaalft.1 real tsssts
1luwns.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-29

NDlH
hA the lowest possible To knowledge there the
city Of equal
tremendous advantage Where
rent $500 So
SOC For this easily whereby possible
merchandise and be competitors
While grades
in all lines for those who for the qualities easy
show values that make them DESTROYS OF purchasing
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-29
Rogers Peet Suits

This firm is famous throughout the whole
United States. more particularly for the quality
Of as woolcns and woFstcds than for any other
point As old standard New Workers. the buyers
OF Rogers Pee,. backed by unlimited wealth. pur-
chase the very finest cloths that II IS possible
secure. The Rogers Pcet suit, because Of intrin-
sic worth, usually outwears any other suit made
For the first time. we arc now able to place lines
OF these on sale for 5000 Others. OF course,
grade up. $500 5000, $500 and $4,000
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-29
Kensington Suits

kensngtou suits are particularly desirable
for the business man in the prime Of life. They
are rich perfectly tailored aristocratic clothes in
every detail Until we moved into our new store,
with It's lower running cost and high retail ef-
fieiency, il was impossible 10 sell regular lines Of
these clothes for less than $500 Now we are
able 70 make sweeping reduction and begin the
scale at 5000, carrying it right through every
price up TO $500.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-29

made over one insurgent who r..
penied than over many veteran res
niarn who had stood fast. and there
waa
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1910-03-29
Fancy Shirtings

II is difficult to say very much in an adver-
tisement concerning our fancy shirts Most men
know our Shirt Department as well as they know
Volunteer Park IL is absolutely familiar to
practically every we'll dressed man in Seattle to-
day. II gains and retains is reputation because
before they may be seen elsewhere in the city.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20
LEG A MASS OF HuMoR

"About seven years ago q small
abrasion appeared on my right leg
Just above my ankle. 1t irritated me
began to spread until my leg from my
ankle to the knee was one solid scale
ike scab. The irritation was always
worse at night and would not allow
mo to sleep. or my wife either. and it
was completely undermining our
health. lost dfty pounds in weight
and was almost out of my mind with
pain and chagrin as no matter where
the irritation came, at work, on the
street or in the presence of company,
would have to scratch 1t until had
the blood running down into my shoe.
simply cannot describe my suffer
Ing during those seven years. The
pain, modification, loss of sleep. both
to myself and wife is simply inde-
scribable on paper and one has to ex-
perience 1t to know what 1t is.
II tried all kinds Of doctors and rem
edies but l might as well have thrown
my money down a sewer. They would
dry up for a little while and I'LL me
with hope only to break out again Just
as bad II not worse. had given up
hope of ever being cured when l was
induced by my wife to give the Cuti-
cura Remedies trial. After taking
the Cuticura Remedies for = little
while I began to see a change, and
after taking a dozen bottles Of Cuti-
cura Resolvent in conjunction with
the Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Oint'
ment, the trouble had entirely disap-
peared and my leg was as fine as the
day l was born. Now after lapse Of
six months with no signs Of = rechr-
renee feel perfectly safe in extend
ing to you my heartfelt thanks for the
good the Cuticura Remedies have done
for me. I shall always recommend
them to my friends. w. H. White.
3l2 E. Cabot St, Philadelphia, Pa. Feb.
4 and Apr. 13, 1909"
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20
SIMPLE STATEMENT OF FACT
Mr.. johnson Unable to See Where In
Any Way He Had "Pvt His
Foot In It."

1t is common to deplore the lack of
humor in a person. Yet the very
want of 1t may save a certain amount
OF Embarrassment. as was the case
On . certain occasion with President
JoAnson. HE was one day" says =
writer In Harper's Magazine. visit
ing my mother, and friend. Mrs.
Knox. a widow. came in. She had
known Mr.. Johnson some years be-
fore, when he was a member Of the
legislature. but they had not met since
then.
"After mutual recognition. MT.
johnson said. How is Mr.. Knox? l
have not seen him lately
"'He has been dead six years. said
Mrs. Knox
at thought I hadn't seen him on
the street.. said Mr.. johnson.
"When Mrs. Knox left, my mother
said. laughing. That was funny mis-
take Of yours about Mr.. Knox
What mistake did l maker said
johnson. I said hadn't seen him on
the street, and hadn't"
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20
Another Tradition Exploded.

Two Englishmen were resting at
the Red Horse Inn" at Stratford-on-
Avon. One Of them discovered q
print picturing low tumbling build.
ing underneath which was printed:
THE House in Which Shakespeare
Was Born" Turning to his friend in
mild surprise he pointed to the print.
His friend exhibited equal surprise. and
called a waiter who assured them of
the accuracy of the inscription.
"Pon my word," said the observ-
ing Englishman. shaking his head
obviously. II thought he was born In
q manger!"-Success Magazine.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20
sos COLORADO
LEGISLATIVE
ONO
THE HOUSE.
D O Z ~ q 3

THE HOUSE.
At IL o'clock Tuesday Speaker Lu-
bers raped for order and Chaplain
Jacob RAIDER invoked divine guidance
in the deliberations of the body. Tn
House did not caucus or confer, watt
ing for the Senate to settle the ques-
ton Of whether it would caucus. While
the solons Of the upper body toiled dur
ing the afternoon the representatives
deserted the Capitol building in body
and went to the ball game.
House Bills introdueed.
H. B. l. Hicks-Providing q system
Of registration Of voters, in connec-
ton with his primary election bill. To
the committee on elections.
H. B. 2. Hicks-For the nomination
Cf candidates and the government Of
political parties IN elections. Elec-
tions.
H. B. 3. Hicks-For the nomination
of candidates and the government of
political parties in elections. Elec-
tions.
H. B. 3, Helbig-Prohibiting the is
suance Of railway passes to public Of
ficers or to persons engaged in poll
tical work. Judiciary.
H. B. 4, Helbig-To amend article
of the state constitution, and pro-
v!ding for the initiative and referen-
dunn. Constitutional amendments.
H. B. 5. Henahen-Headless ballot.
Elections.
H. B. N. Skinner-Initiative and ref
erendum. This is the Direct Legisla-
ton leagues measure. Constitutional
amendments.
H. B. z, Lubers-Initiative and ref
erendum. Constitutional amendments.
H. B. 8. Lubers-Railway commits
sion.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20
In the Desert.


Here is a glimpse Of the horrors Of
q western desert, taken from the Gold
field (Nev.) News: Another desert
victim is reported. and Archie Camp
bell, manager of the Last Chance
mining property near Death valley,
came to Goldfield yesterday to en-
deavor to establish the Identity of tho
unfortunate.
"Mr. Campbell encountered the un-
known man on the desert in a fright
full condition. He was in the last
stages of desert exhaustion, devoid
of clothing, sunburned, blistered and
|crazed, with his tongue swollen enor-
mously. pitiable object. and unable
to speak.
"He was tenderly conveyed to camp
and everything possible done for him.
but kind aid came too late. for an
hour after he had absorbed the first
cup Of water he expired"
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20
A New Version.

Lawyers have peculiar system Of
abbreviation, such words as trustees,
executors being cut down to trees.
exors, and admors. This practise led
to an amusing slip on the part of a
solicitor who. somewhat late in life.
abandoned his profession and entered
the church. A few Sundays after his
ordination he startled his congrega-
ton while reading the lesson by deliv-
ering one of the passages as follows:
tT see men as trustees walking"
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20
Ono Side Enouoh.

Senator William Alden Smith tells
Of an Irish Justice of the peace out
in Michigan. In a trial the evidence
was all in and the plaintiffs attorney
had made long and very eloquent
argument, when the lawyer acting for
the defense arose.
What are you doing?" asked the
Justice, as the lawyer began.
Going to present our side Of the
case"
81 don't want to hear both sides ar
gued. It has tindency to confuse the
coort. t."-Washingtonian.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20
M Iurder!

Oee sses h by Highway nsa-Tsns
of thousands b. Bod RososlstNo DIFF
ference. Constipatioa sed dssd liver
make de wAols systsm sick-Evssy.
body known it-CASCAREZS regulate
cms Bowel and Liver troublss By simply
doing natures work until yeu get well
klilkons use CASCARE7S LIE Savsri
CASCARRTS Ioc q bog for q weeks
treatment, all druggists. Biggest seller
IN the world. Million boxes q moath.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20
Try This, rhIs Summer.


The very next time you're hot, tired
OF thirsty. step up to . soda fountain
and get glass Of Coca-Cola. It will
cool you on. relieve your bodily and
mental fatigue and Quench your thirst
delightfully."-. At soda fountains or
carbonated In bottles-6c everywhere
Delicious, refreshing and wholesome.
Send to the Coca-Cola Co., Atlanta,
Ga, for their free booklet ''The Truth
About Coca-Cola." Tells what Goes
Cola 10 and why 1t 10 10 delicious, re-
freshing and thirst-quenching. And
send &c stamp for the Coca Cola Base
ball Record Book for 1910-contains
the famous poem Casey At The Bat"
records. schedules for both leagues
and other valuable baseball informs-
,tdon compiled by authorities.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20

passed too freely. I
often staggered ~ II
drunk. 1 could not
lie in bed over half
an hour. Ny side was
numb. sight affected.
and Q tingling sensa-
ton covered my
body. It actually
seemed as II I would
10 crazy. I was
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20

saved from fatal Bright's disease by
Doan's Kidney Pills and my health i'm
proved wonderfully"
Remember the name-Doan's. For
sale by all dealers. 80 cents . box.
Foster-Hilburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20
Opinions Aired.

Were the commencement exer-
cises interesting?"
VERY. The time was divided be-
tween advice from public men on the
selection of q career and suggestions
from graduates on how to run the
government"
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20

my friend" said the solemn man
on the railroad tran. do you drink
Intoxicating liquors?"
"Sure!" cried the convivial chap.
'Much obliged for the invitation. Got
q flask with your"
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20
DRIVEN ALMOST CRAZY.
DaksrshsId, Cal, Woman's Awful sus.
fsrlng.

Mrs. H. W. Heagy. 1918 L ST.. Ba-
kersf1eld, Cal, says: Doctors failed
to help me and was in despair The
kidney secretions scalded terribly and
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20
Included Her.

included Her.
'sWhy did she get angry at the
stranger in town."
"She asked him II he had seen her
daughter and he answered that he
had seen all the sights of the place"
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20
And They Wondsred.

Nhu THoy WoHuoFeo.
Judge Nicholas Longworth, who
used to sit on Ohio's supreme bench.
looked unnaturally grave, and a
neighbor. In recognition of his facial
depression, named a pet owl Judge
Longworth." 1t was the very next
day that an excited maid broke up his
wife's garden party. "Oh, madam"
said she. Madam! Judge Longworth
has laid an egg" t
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20
NIpped In the Bud.

The Minister (stopping to teal
No. thank you, must decline on the
cucumbers.
Little Tommie-Guess you're afraid
of the tummy ache. but you don't need
to be, cuz when have 1t mamma al
ways rubs-" q D-Boston Her
aid.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20

Men are always betting that their
sins will not flnd them out.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20

He b . good time saver that flnds
out the flttest opportunity for every
action.-Thomas Fuller.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20
Many . man who stops to think
twice fails to act once.

d. r,sres. rlssant rsfsss arss rrt mn . yam
asp They regulate and invigont6 stomach, live
"a bowels 1aSsr-coassd uny grsaalsa-
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20

Invalid-Doctor. I must positively
insist upon knowing the worst.
DR.. Wise-Well, guess my bill viii
be about $85.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20
More Likely.

More Likely.
It II said that the Nicaraguans
would rather fight than eat.
But don't jump at the conclusion
that this 10 an indication Of great
courage.
1t may mean poor cooking.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20

Good Intentions are always hot
stuff; that is why they are used for
paving material in a certain locality.
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20

Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA. . safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20

AN 49,. s.s:sa.s ayHH
sssfssas:a alsss:siI llsSs ss -
The Glenwood post., 1910-08-20

Bsttsr nasasss wiss I'm Z Asess-
lsss oafEaags.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-04-09
K. U. AFTER BUGS.
Object Is to Find Means of Destroying
Insect Pests.

Lawrence.-A geological expedition
out into the heart of the short grass
region, the primary object is to seek
means of Kidding the state of its de-
structive insects and pests which de-
stroy crops of all kinds, is to set forth
from the University of Kansas the
first week in June.
Prof. c. E. McClung, head of the de-
partment of zoology, will be in charge
of the parity which will be made up
of university students enrolled for the
study of vertebrate fossils and biolo-
gical survey work in the summer ses-
sion. Professor Martin and Dr. Moody
will accompany Professor McClung as
assistants.
The first camp will be pitched in
Trego county. Here the party will
commence the geological research
work and the quest of fossils in the
shale bed along the Smoky Hill river.
When this field has been worked over,
the camp will break up into three par
ties, each to work westward through
Cove, Logan and Wallace counties to
the state line.
'The biological survey said Profess
SOr McClung, is of practical import
ance. We shall make a speciality of
studying the condition of the fauna
and of the representatives of the diff
ferent groups. We shall investigate
the species and the relation they bear
to their surroundings. This is the
only sure way to proceed to rid the
state of destructive insects and pests
which play havoc with crops of all
kinds. Many states have made biolo-
gical surveys, and in every instance
the practical benefit derived has been
immense. New York is an example of
state that has made a most thorough
survey of this character.
eve shall go fully equipped to
launch the survey in good earnest and
expect to spend the summer at work
in the field
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-04-09
BABY'S SKIN TORTURE

when our baby was seven weeks
old he broke out with what we
thought was heat, but which gradually
grew worse. We called in a doctor.
He said it was eczema and from that
time we doctored six months with
three of the best doctors in Atchison
but he only got worse. His face, head
and hands were a solid sore. There
was no end to the suffering for him.
We had to tie his little hands to
keep him from scratching. He never
knew what it was to sleep well from
the time he took the disease until he
was cured. He kept us awake all
hours of the night and his health
wasn't what you would call good. We
tried everything but the right thing.
Finally 1 got a set of the Cuticura
Remedies and I am pleased to say
we did not use all of them until he
was cured. We have waited year
and a half to see if it would return
but it never has and to-day his skin
is clear and fair as it possibly could
be. I hope Cuticura may save some
one else's little ones suffering and
also their pocket-books. John Leason,
1403 Atchison ST.. Atchison, Kan, Oct.
10. 1909"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1910-04-09
ONE OF ADAMS TROUBLES
Incident in the Garden of Eden That
Must Be Taken for What
1t is Worth.

Rev. DR.. Charles Townsend of
Orange was one of the speakers at the
Park Presbyterian Church Mems club
banquet last week, and told this story
of one of the troubles of the original
ancestor:
adam had eaten the elaborate re-
past furnished by his helpmeet with
every indication that he relished each
morsel. He complimented her upon
the dainty manner in which the blue
points were served, the flavor of the
PURGE of pea, the seasoning of the fish
and entree, and finally reached de-
licious salad. Adam paused, and with
a worried look on his face he de-
manded of Eve where she found the
ingredients. She enumerated all ex-
cept the lettuce.
Where did you get those leaves? p
he demanded.
Why, they were lying on bush
in the back yard she replied, sweetly.
"'Well, those were my best Sunday
trousers sobbed Adam, adding. 'Ah,
woe is man. which was corrupted into
woman the term by which we know
Ewes daughters. Newark Star.