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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-12-16

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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-12-16
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peo 8. 3. Sanen.
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ore Wisiion / 0nnmarf.
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Gon. 2utb. Publ. Scnie.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-12-16

oenbeo / SpanOet, bpor 5noeren /
9eruielie orpber i'm 3atter. 9eo
nogle itatiitiife (ol ponpiite Sale.
ren enopiOere, 6por Itor Alfobolens
~for0prpenoe S%noilDOelie er pao De
ip0elige SilitanOe / Storbperne.
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% %uoferes. San betoneoe iprliat.
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meo De unge, iaa mart De er noe
Al SfoIen.
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Iiolig grsftelie Ste0 ON De for.
ifelfige Observation-Disclosures oeres
6orbolo til boeranOre o. 0eres Cir.
femaaOe. Der par ogiao @oo0tem-
plarer til Steoe, % BET iremba3e.
oeS Itprft, bOor ~neOpenoigt BET er,
at ser fan orbeioes iammcn. 6nor
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met til ltnOerofficer, boa0 Der fom
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llnoerpisning.
1rambp. Wisiionsforeoras. Gre.
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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-12-16
0oro6org. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

o%isnimsen. (5I. au.) 5 aonfirma.
Observation-Disclosures Oenne 8inter
oeltager 81 Bern Der ira Sognet.
3eraf faar 10 oanife, II rife
llnoerpisning.
0rambp. WisiiOnsforeoras. 5re-
oaaait.0.fS. Non. talte Senana'Dfis-
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1910-12-16
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81 Zen 7. December fun0e Gus
eier Ssrgen SIR. 8. 2iibcfe o9 Su.
itru per / gpen feire oeres 8ia.
mnnt6rpllup. De er benbolosuis
80 og SO 9(ar gamIe.
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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-04-21

had already fallen and was aghast TO
see the names of two OF my most init
mate friends.
Great heavens I cried, the per-
spiration starting out on me. and I
have already received a deadly Black
Hand notification"
The lady who had thus marked me
for matrimonial misery. both from her
beauty and general attractivcness, was
all powerful. Any man on whom she
pinned the skull and crossbones must
walk the plank There was no hope
for him. Nevertheless. though seeing
the signal to heave to, made up my
mind to pay no attention to it.
simply sailed on minding my own
business"
why didn't you take to an aero
plane?" a member interrupted.
Rats "Buncomber' Brave boy!"
and the like greeted the speaker.
"One week after the receipt of the
signal he continued. 1.-The period
given blacklisted bachelors by this
club. I met one of my most respected
woman friends on the street She
cut me dead The same day I met
several others and received the cut
direct from all. Hero was, indeed.
a boycott You must remember.
gentlemen, that, although we do not
wish to surrender our Independence
to these creature to be ostracized by
them is a serious matter. In time l
was cut by every unmarried woman in
town. Besides. the most attractive
married women were honorary mem
bers of the club and Joined the boy
colt.
And then, gentlemen, appeared the
most alluring feature Of this malig-
nant scheme Last Of all my femi-
nine acquaintances I met the girl into
whose tolls it was intended that I
should fall. A seductive blush over
spread her features, bewildering
smile parted her vermilion lips and
showed two rows Of pearls beneath;
then a modest dropping Of the eyes.
These women who had united to as
sist IN sharing me were all denying
me the benefit of their society for the
purpose of driving me like an inno-
cent bird into the opening Of the net
intended for me"
At this point IN The speech there
were Groaiis and cries Of Poor boy!
Innocent birdr where's his moth
err" Hes going to cry and the like.
Here. fell was going to say fel-
low bachelors; alas, can call you
such no longer.-I took that first step
which leads to the final inevitable fall
i turned and Joined her. Like the inc
brinte who sips the 1rst glass OF wine
that he knows viii drag him down to
his ruin, l submitted myself TO pres
ence which | knew would steal away
my brains. 1 might as we'll have
swallowed laudanum."
"Run for a stomach pump"
walk hlmp'
Pour water down his throatr'
These and other such calls came
from the unsympathetic members of
the club. The benedict continued his
confession:
"My intention, gentlemen. in Joining
her-so ! persuaded myself; whom
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-04-21

The question of Mr.. Roosevelt's
attitude toward the administration
of his successor continues to be ask
ed, and there could be only one ans
wer in the case of any ordinary in
dividual. How can Mr., Roosevelt
condemn Mr.. Taft without condemn
ing his own judgment of men? He
selected Mr.. Taft as his successor he
repeatedly assured the country that
Mr.. Taft would make an ideal presi-
dent, and he even interviewed in the
presidential campaign for the pur-
pose of persuading the people to &C
cept Mr.. Taft at Mr.. Roosevelts high
valuation of him. It will now be i'm
possible for the returned traveller to
turn against his successor to any ex-
tent without admitting to his coun-
trymen: 81 was mistaken. Mr.. Taft
isn't what I thought he was. My
own perspicacity leaves something to
be desired
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-04-21
The Argus Daily Short Story
A Bachelors Confession.-By F. A. Mitchell
Copyrighted. 1910 by Associated Literary

The bachelors club came TO order,
the president in the chair.
Fellow bachelors" he said. zone of
our number has committed matri-
mony. Edward Hammerton has TAX
en- to himself a wife. / will read arti-
Gle Z from our constitution, applying
to his case:
when any member shall become en-
gagged or has been married he shall pay
n fine and his membership in the club
shall cease. He shall state the arts by
which he was shared. If there are palli-
ating circumstances in his case he shall
not pay the whole fine, but such portion
of IL as the club may consider a Just
amount in his case.
mfr. Hammerton will now make his
statement"
Il assure you. gentlemen" said the
retiring member, that no intention
whatever to desert you ever entered
my head until a diabolicaI combina-
ton of young women in the town
where I live forced matrimony upon
me. These persons organized a club
based on n custom prevailing in for
eign land. Between the mountains Of
India and Persia, l have since under
stood, is a powerful tribe, among
whom the ladies can choose their own
husbands. All a single woman has to
do when she wishes to change her
state is to send q servant to pin
handkerchief to the hat of the man on
whom her fancy lights, and he IS
obliged to marry her unless he can
show that he is too poor to purchase
her at the price her father requires.
Inspired by this suggestion from
land where secret venomouS methods
underlie all social conditions, every
unmarried woman in the town where
live formed a club-rather entered
upon a conspiracy-to force the bach
elors into matrimony. One morning.
being about TO leave my home. on TAX
ing my hat from the hall closet some
thing soft and scented fiuttered against
my hand. shuddered. 1 had touch
ed the Indian poison flower and was
reminded of it's waxen petals and its
seductive odor. Taking the hat to the
light, | saw pinned 10 1t a blue silk
handkerchief in one corner of which
was embroidered my monogram in
white silk thread. Observe, gentle
men, the insinunting method of this
designing creature. She not only knew
how dear to every man is his alma
mater, but she was aware that blue
is the color of my college.
Mind you, gentlemen, did not Mt
the time know Of this society or Of its
malevolent purpose, for the members
kept both secret so long as possible. l
asked my butler how the handkerchief
came TO be pinned to my hat. He
said that the servant of Miss Eugenia
Tomilnson, living at the other end Of
the street, had called before ! was
out OF bed, asked for my hat and at
tachcd tho handkerchief, Why he had
done so he did not state.
Going to my club after had break
tasted, l sat down TO n cigar and a
paper. In the paper l read full ac-
count of the organization and prac-
tees of this pestilent Indian plant that
had been imported to our soil. l also
read list OF the bachelor heads that
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-04-21
al administration received another Sc
we're jolt in a tender spot.
Principles VS.. Party.

Hon. Eugene n. Foss of Massachus-
etts, the recently elected democratic
congressman from a formerly rock-rib-
bed republican district, in a speech at
Rochester, n. Y, Friday night, April
Is, assailed the republican party and
high-tariff and trust-breeding policies.
Mr.. Foss was speaking at meeting
held in behalf of James S. Ravens,
democratic candidate for congress in
the Rochester district, to succeed the
republican member who died recently.
Mr.. Foss, speaking of himself and why
he left the republican party, said:
Senator Lodge read me out of the
republican party six years ago, but
chung to it, for loved it, until my self
respect and my judgment forced me
into the party of the opposition. 1
went out of the party last fall, and in
80 days campaign on those same is
sues cut down a majority of $4,000 to
one of less than 5000. Senator Lodge
said that | couldn't make the tariff an
issue last fall. But before the cam
paign ended he was defending and
praising the Aldrich act whenever and
wherever he spoke. 1t was the DOM
inant issue
Party names, Mr.. Foss declared,
mean very little today TO the average
man who thinks seriously. He said:
MY insurgent republican friends. If
you want TO accomplish the results
you desire, you have got to step aside
and join the opposition party and force
legislation along lines that will bring
relief. You have been insurgents long
enough and what practical results
have you secured?
The insurgent republicans hope. as
I hoped for eight long years, to bring
about reform within their own party.
It's a mistake. 1t can't be done. To
my insurgent republican friends 1 say,
don't be a near-democrat-be a real
one Come over with me where you
belong and where you can do real
service
Don't be a near-democrat - be a
real one" is good advice 70 those re-
publicans who are not in sympathy
with robber tariff trust-creating poll
cies of their party. That would be put
ting principles above party With the
system as represented by Cannon and
Aldrich in control Of the legislative
policies of the country 1t is impossible
for the burden-bearing masses to OBJ
tain relief.
The democratic party offers relief
and refuge to all those who are dis
satisfied with the methods and policy
of modern republication. Mr.. Foss.
as he stated, gave the republican party
a full and fair trial.
With him il became a contest be-
tween supporting principles and sup
porting party. and he chose to be true
to the principle which he believed to
be right.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-04-21
Another Severe jolt

All the special congressional cleo
lions held this year indicate an over
whelming democratic majority in the
next house of representatives The
people are expressing their dissatisfac-
ton with the republican method of
fulfilling campaign pledges with lusty
voice. Following the election of a tar
if reform democrat in a rock-ribbed
republican district in Massachusetts,
comes the election Tuesday of a dem
ocrat at Rochester, n. Y, in a district
which has not given a democrat a
peep-in for more than 20 years
A republican plurality of over 10000
two years ago is converted into dem
ocratic majority of 5000. So far as
the democrats were concerned a hur.
ried but aggressive campaign of 20
days was waged upon a platform advo-
eating tariff reform in the interest of
the consumer, the revision of duties
on wool and wooden goods, the re-
moval of the tax on hides and lumber.
the removal of the tariff on iron ore,
the income tax, and advocating indie
pendence from political bosses of any
party.
Upon this democratic announcement
the battle was fought and won. The
republican candidate was the recogniz-
ed party boss of the district and also a
"standpatter. AS some 5000 repubu.
cans overlooked their allegiance to
their party and voted for the demo
cratic ticket, 1t is plainly discernible
that this is bad year for political
bosses and standpatters.
Thus the Aldrich- Cannonized nation,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-04-21
Many mothers

Many mothers
Instead of destroying
The children's stomachs
With candy and cake
Give the youngsters
A handful of Grape Nuts
When they are begging for
Something in the way of sweets
The result is soon shown
In greatly increased vigor
Strength and mental activity
There's a Reason"
Read the famous little book,
THE Road to MELVILLE"
In packages
Postum Cereal Company. Ltd,
Rattle Creek. Mich
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-04-21
MAY PROSECUTE IN
ENDOWMENT CASE
Commissioner Potter Hints at Pro-
ceedings Against L. S. Life
Officers.

Chicago, April 21.-That prosecu-
ton in the criminal court of some of
the officials of the United States Life
Endowment company as a result of
in connection with the management
OF the concern is within the range
Of possibilities was the prediction
made yesterday by F. w. Potter, in
sIrance commissioner of Illinois.
Our Investigations so far have
disclosed a very serious situation, -
said Commissioner Potter. Il do not
care to forecast what may be done,
but it seems to me that the state
ments given by policy-holders indi~
cate that the whole matter may
finally reach the criminal court.
intend to pursue my investigation
into the affairs of this concern until
l learn definitely every detail per-
tanning to its business"
THE insurance commissioner, it
seems, objected to certain matters
pertaining to the affairs of the COM
pany several months ago and a jury
decided the issues in favor of the
company" said former Judge Ma
thaniel c. Sears, counsel for the en-
dowment concern. Il have not had
an opportunity to make a thorough
ST. dy of the issues involved, but it
appears that the discrepancy between
the payments made to policy-holders
and the reports on the same to the
state insurance department can be
eEp1aiDad nv aYOaOSes dine RI legal
services and travelling expenses"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-04-21
April 81 in American
History

1S36--Battle or San Jacintu. Tex; de-
feat and frightful slaughter of
Mexicans by Texans under Sam
Houston; Santa Anna, the Mexican
dictator, captured and Texan indie
pendence secured.
1sT9-General John Adams Dix U. S.
A, died; born 1898.
1SeS-United States Minister Stewart
L. Woodford given his passports at
Madrid. Date officially fixed as the
beginning of the Spanish-A merican
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-04-21
SnM Rail interests.

In the first place the measure was
drafted by the attorney general, after
he had conferred with representatives
of the railroad interests. AT least one
important provision of the bill was
known to interested railroad officials
weeks before the bill was introduced
in the senate, and preparations had
been made to take advantage Of a
proviso that would have legaIized an
illegal merger of competing roads.
What right the attorney general had
20 draft the bill in the precise form
in which it was to become legislation
has not been fully explained. It is
contended by many authorities that in
asmuch as it is the duty of congress
to enact legislation, the action Of the
attorney general came dangerously
close to being an usurpation of the pre-
negatives of the congress.
The bill went from the attorney gen
eral 10 the senate committee on inter
state commerce, OF which Senator Elk
ms is chairman. without holding hear
ings on the bill and without changing
il in any form, the measure was re-
ported favorably to the senate. Such
treatment established a precedent that
is unique in the history of similar leg
islation.
speechh of Doubtful Authorship.
Senator Elkins read a speech on the
bill which he may have written him
self but which is believed to have
been prepared for him. His speech
was regarded as a failure Although
fathering the bill, he was not sufficient
ly familiar with some of it's provisions
to either defend or explain them.
Many senators smiled at his interpre.
tations.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-04-21
Find 50 Pearls In Oyster.

Atlantic City. n. j.. April al
The most valuable oyster ever open
ed in Atlantic City was found yes
terday by local restaurant owner.
1t contained ga pearls, all of small
size, but good quality. Experts say
that eight is the highest number ever
before found in one oyster.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-04-21

In DOnRnd. -.
I sAre you glad the circU - coming.
JohnniOr'
You bet"
Like II, DO your
"sure. But hike another thing too"
~What ia that7"
IAN my uncles and aunts and Ia
theirs and grandfathers and the whole
grownup push viii want to be on good
terms with me so they can take me-"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-04-21

The way to boom the town at this
moment is to help the census enumer-
ator to the fullest extent possible I'M
der the law. See that no man, woman
or child is overlooked.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-04-21

If President Taft is really anxious to
get back into the confidence Of the
people he might suggest to his brother
Charles to cut the telephone wire and
take a years vacation in Europe and
that he then put Aldrich and Cannon
out of his sight for the same length of
time.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-04-21

In bygone days kids ran off to get
chance to fight Indians TO satisfy their
thirst for gore. Now they want JOB
in garage so they may do their worst
in later years
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-04-21
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Money makes the motor go.
The fellow who makes good is nevei
In bad.
Pride may go before a fall. but it IL
apt TO be found in the vicinity Of a
pretty girl.
Many a man has made blur and
then found that he didn't know at all
what to do with IL.
II is hard 10 find underwriters TO
insure the cargo OF our ships that are
going TO come in.
There are plenty OF people who can
stretch the truth TO such a degree OF
thinness that anybody can see through
Il.
There is only one created thing more
anxious than a girl over her compiler
ION aud that is boy over his baseball
record.
A fluffy girl often. quite often. has
the same kluu OF lenpeIs
When you find fault good way 20
do is privately 10 invite II to chase #
self
II seems so easy for industrious peo-
pie TO work hard that It Is a sin TO let
lazy man suffer by working.
Save your money and accumulate a
fortune In thousand years. II will
DE great curiosity.
You always hate TO see the fellow
who has a hill against you come up
Just as you are In the midst Of a big
story concerning the salary you draw
Your tongue is coated.
Your breath is foul.
Headaches come and go.
These symptoms show that your
stomach is the trouble. To remove
the cause is the first thing and Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets
will do that. Easy to take and most
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