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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-07-01
The Domestic Password.

You are not going to stay In town
late tonight. are you. John?"
Not very iatc. dearest. ! have to
help put n man through the third de-
gree at the lodge. III come straight
home rs soon as it's over"
tKindIy. but firmly IF you can re-
peat the password. Six slim slick sap
lings.' distinctly when you come home
from the lodge. John. the servant will
admit you: and II you can't you
needn't ring. loull stay outside all
night. my dear"
John came home early.-lllustrated
Bits.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-07-01
A Pleasant Prospect.

A Philadelphia woman. whose given
name Is Mary. as Is also the name OF
her daughter. had recently engaged n
domestic. when. to her embarrassment.
she discovered that the servants name
too. was Mary.
Whereupon there ensued n struggle
to induce the applicant to relinquish
her idea that she must be addressed
by hef Christian name. For some time
she was rigidly uncomDromlsing.
Under the circumstances" said the
lady OF the house, there Is nothing to
do but TO follow the English custom
and call you by your last name. By
the way. what Is IT,"
well. num-" answered the girl. du-
biousIy, Its Darling.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-07-01
He Was Generous.

Master Walter. aged five. had eaten
the soft portions of his toast at break
fast and piled the crusts on his plate.
when I was a little boy" remarked
his father. Il always ate the crusts
of my toast"
did you like them?" asked the lit.
tie fellow. cheerfully.
YES" replied the parent.
you may have these" replied Mas
ter Walter. pushing his plate across
the table.-The Delineator.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-07-01
Tho Man Next Door Was RIaht.

/. sir" requested the young man. en-
tering with n suit on his arm. I've
brought these clothes for, you to press.
The man next door says you are
bird at pressing suits"
well. the man next door is right"
replied the suit presser, "only this
isn't tailor shop-it's lawyers Of
fice!"-Judge.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-07-01
Accounted For.

Mamma" said little Elsie. do men
ever go to heaven?"
why. OF course. my dear. What
makes you ask?"
Because I never see any pictures
OF angels with whiskers."
WELL" said the mother. thought
fully. some men do go to heaven. hut
they get there by a close shave. -
Judges Library.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-07-01
WriqJIinq Out Of II.

"Am l always first in your thoughts.
dear?" she asked. sentimentally.
"No-second." he answered, rather
abseutly.
"Why, Jack" she demurred, how
can You be so heartless!"
Maud" said Jack. after moments
thought, Il mean that | think OF you
every second-and--e er r-you-know-
second thoughts are best!"-Young's
Magazine.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-07-01
Supply Ships Sail for Italy.

Washington.-Presid Roosevelt
Saturday announced that he has sent
two supply ships with 100000 worth
Of supplies to Italy, that he will ask
Congress for additional aid and that
he has offered the use Of the battleship
fleet to Italy.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-07-01
Boys Tool Chests.

Mama-"Where is that pretty tool
chest your aunt gave you Christmas?"
Small Son-'In the closet: but the
tools is all broke"
Mama-"Mercy me! You naughty
boy. You must have been trying to
use them."-New York Weekly.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-07-01
Iommx,a Rlunder.

Tommy. yon should have known
better than to fight with that Williams
boy"
TOMMY know. ma'am, but /
thought | could lick him."-Chicago
NeWs.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-07-01
Let Him Out.

Miss Gushington (entering street
car)-Oh. don't get up; please keep
your seat. please do.
Mr.. Manhattan-Really. I'd like TO
oblige you. madam, but I want to get
out at this corner.-Smart Set.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-07-01

Fortune Is said to knock once al
every mans door. but it's difficult to
make some men believe It.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-07-01

As rule. naughtiness does not come
to naught.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-07-01

The thread Of many a discourse ia
in reality a yarn.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-07-01

Habit a stubborn thing when pos
sesed by a stubborn person.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-07-01

Your bottom dollar Is always sound
financial basis.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-07-01
Chief Asks for Reversal
Of Action Of Soions.

The president then gave a number of
point out the efficiency of the secret
service, and he concludes:
I'm conclusion. most earnestly ask. in
the name of good government and de-
cent administration. in tho name of hon
esty and for the purpose of bringing
to Justice vioiators of the federal laws
public or private life. that the action
taken by the house last year be reversed.
When this action was taken. the senate
committee. under the lead of the late
Senator Allison. having before .
stronsiy-worded protest from Secretary
Cortsiyou like that he had sent to Mr..
Tawney. accepted the secretary's views:
and the senate passed the bill In tho
shape presented by Senator Allison In
the conference. however. the house con-
ferees insisted on the retention of the
provision they had inserted. and the
senate yielded.
THE chief of the secret service Is
paid a salary utterly inadequate to the
Importance of his functions and to the
admirable way in which he has per-
formed them. ! earnestly urge that II
may be increased to 5000 per annum-
also urge that the secret service be
placed where II properly belongs. and
made a bureau in the department Of
Justice. as the chief OF the secret service
has repeatedly requested: but whether
this Is done not. II should be ex-
pIicitly provided that the secret service
can be used to detect and punish crime
wherever 1t Is found.
THEODORE ROOSEVELT"
Arizona republican., 1910-11-28
A PROTEST AGAINST A RuT.

To the Editor of The Republicans; Discrimination in medfal laws: Is it just or is it unjust? Is It class legisla tiOn or not?
 Just now it is timely to ask the uues ton, who are the people who are clam bring to burden the organic law with a proposition to legaliZe three schools of medicine which are known as the allo- pathy. homeopathy and electrics? Will any doctor of medicine have the temer- lty to say that his particular school of medicine is perfect science Can any man or set of men lay claim to be the owner of all the truth and wisdom tha; science has ever produced or that will ever be made known. No doctor of any school of medicine will say that tho practice of ten years ago is the prac- tice of today. Medical books on the practice of medicine which were au- thority ten years ago today are out of date and obsolete. The most that can he said of any medical school is that it is progressive science. although it can be truthfully said that the science of medicine is farther behind the times in art, science and discovery than any other profession or other business of any kind.
 The failures of the three above named schools of medicine to cure and alleviate the ills common to mankind are responsible for the myriad other forms of healing which are known to- day. and the virtues and successes of these new methods of healing are this very day proving the bone of conten- tion and causing the followers of the so-called recognized schools of medicine to knock at the halls of legislation for protection to their own craft and not protection to the dear people. It seems to me it is sorry profession that can not stand alone without having to be propped up by law so as to keep it in existence. Then if the practice of medicine has not been reduced to science. why legaliZe something that does not exist? Increduli;y and intol- erance are the bane of the medical pro- fession.
 Practically nothing gained in seven thousand years. The old revived be- comes the new. Whenever some new
Arizona republican., 1910-11-28
FARMERS INSTITUTES
 WILL BEGIN TODAY
Interesting Program is Planned for
 Sessions at Isaac School.

The first of series of as interest ing and instructive farmers insti- tutes as have ever been held in the Salt River Valley will begin today ir: the Isaac school. Much good is cXpec'ed to result from the holding of q rse institutes. the principle ad - dresses in each instance being made by Prof J. J. Thornber, botanist aL the Arizona Experiment Station GOA ductcd in connection with the Uni ycrsity of Arizona a short distance out cr Iuscon, and Prof A. F. Me umie, assistant agriculturalis- at the same station Throughout the var ious sessions which will b. held at several schools in the Sat Rivey Valley. the subjects of gac ,Cning. pCUl'rN. sugar bcets. date culture. ornamental planting. alfalfa culture. and pruning will receive attention from these lecturers, besides which there will be general discussinrs of subjects of importance to the farmers Cf this section.
 In each school visited two sessions will be held. one in the afternoon and the other in the evening. There will be but few changes in the pro gra!l arranged for each place and these will be announced from day to day. Tomorrow the speakers will be at Glendale and the following day at tha Fowler school
 Following the program for todays sessions at the Isaac school:
 Afternoon Session, 1:30 O'clock.
 1:30. Entertainment by local com mittee.
 1:45. Lecture by Prof. J. J. Thorn ber. botanist Arizona Experiment Station. Subject-Gardening
 2:30. Discussion.
 800. Lecture by Prof A F. Mo Omit. assistant agriculturalist Arizo- na Experiment Station. Subject Poultry.
 $:45 Discussion.
 Night Session. 500 O'clock.
 S:OO Entertainment by local com mittee.
 SIS. Lecture-Sugar beets. By Prof McOmit
 9:0O Discussion.
 9:15. Lecture-Pruning. By Prof. Thornber.
 1000. Discussion.
Arizona republican., 1910-11-28

method of healing is promulgated the doctors get out their little scalpels and proceed ocarve the faker.
 Every discoverer since the time of pr. Harvey who has ever advanced a new thought has been given this vile epithet bv those who were supposed to have absorbed all the wisdom of his day and time. The medical practice Of today is not far ahead of what it was one hundred years ago when Dr. Din widdle bled General Washington to death. History tells us that General Washington rode from his home to the capitol and returned on horseback through a drizzling rain and contracted tonsilitis and when the doctor was called in the next day he told the gen eral it would be necessary to take from
Arizona republican., 1910-11-28
LURE O. DREAMS.

Where do you keep your dreams.
 my boy? Your face it lit and for very joy Your feet are swift in the vale and Tell me, pray. where your dreams
 may be" They are wonderful dreams" he
 made reply. And I share them not with the
 passer by. Here in my heart have hid them
 deep: They bless my waking and thread my
 my sleep With golden strands-but l must not
 tell They are wonderful dreams and serve
 me well!" Where are your dreams?" His face
 was tense With the toll of years. and the wage
 mans pence Was hung where the weary day grew Where are your dreams?" I asked of He raised his face in the late suns
 glare And took his cap from the graying
 hair. They were wonderful dreams" he
 made reply. And ! shared them not with the
 pasSer- by. Here in my heart hid them deep As men hide rubies. but. oh. the
 steep. And the dry brook-bed where the
 willows lean Their dead trunks vainly,'
 He drove his spade Deep where the line of the trench
 was laid. And from the swamp. across the hill. Came the sad. far cry of the whip
 poor-will.
 Richard Wightman in Success
Arizona republican., 1910-11-28

free exercise of every free mans right to discovery. untrammeledby by law op any privileged class of the community. Let the people be their own judges. and where there is no merit no one need be alarmed. But the doctors say. who will protect the dear people from the fakers. Well, doctor. if you were on your job like you should be you would never be afraid of any faker who ever came into your town On the other hand. who is going tO protect the peo- pie from the unprincipled licensed phy- sician who has made of himself a drug fiend and a robber of the cradles of our homes?
 In conclusion. will say that the time is near at hand when another new school of medicine should be formed
Arizona republican., 1910-11-28

which will recognize the best there is in all and combine mental healing with the latest and best known methods of the application of physical remedies and scientific surgery Then we will have advanced to a higher plane and would be more worthy the name of teacher as the original meaning of the word doctor was made t1 imply. We are told in the Good Book that certain disciples came to Jesus and said there were certain men who were curing the sick and casting out devils without His authority, and Jesus said. forbid the.a not. for he that is for us is not against us' As much as to say if the healing was done properly it did not matter where it came from.
 R A ALTON
Arizona republican., 1910-11-28

his body pound or two of blood This was done and the doctor came the next day and took about all the blood that was left. The following day General Washington died. being exsanguinated by what was supposed tO he a very wise and good old doctor. About the greatest difference is that one hundred years ago the doctors bled the body and now they bleed the pocketbOOk.
 Does legalizing a profession protect the people or does it build up branch of society at the expense of the masses. which may prove a danger to the people and create an intolerance on the part of physicians that stands in the way of progress and discovery.
 The remedy does not lie in legislation. but does come in competition and in the
Arizona republican., 1910-11-28

Women who use Mothers Friend arc so common with expectant mothers. cates every muscle, nerve and tendon physical comfort. l. aids nature by fectly prepares the system for tho coming of baby. Mothers Friend assures a quick and natural recovery for every woman who uSes it. It is for sale at drug stores. Write for free book for expectant mothers.
 BRADFIELD REGULATOR CO,
 Atlanta, Ga.
Arizona republican., 1910-11-28

For the mother in the home to be strong and well. able to devote her time and strength to the rearing of children, is one of life's greatest blessings. Often the bearing of children injures the mothers health, if she has not prepared her system in advance for the important event.
Arizona republican., 1910-11-28
FouIard Silks

FOR AFTERNOON DRESSES Just arrived. A variety of neat Patterns in such shades as Navy, Reseda, Brown. Polka Dots, Copenhagen, Black and White Checks and Stripes;
 width one yard, and real good value at per yard. ..S1. 20
Arizona republican., 1910-11-28
kimona Silk News

It takes a certain kind of ma terial to make a cosy looking Kimona. No silk was ever more popular and desirable for such a garment than these beautiful Persian Patterns. now on dis play at. per yard. 39c
Arizona republican., 1910-11-28

saved much of the discomfort and suffering t is penetrating oil that thoroughly lubri- involved at such times, and thus promotes
 expanding the skin and tissues and per
Arizona republican., 1910-11-28

You will wonder how the n'ak- CTS can get these beautiful color combinations. How real the flowers look; and the Persian designs. of course, are very pop
 ular. This scarfing is 24 inches wide and we're marketing it at. per yard ................ 39c
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1910-12-30
TONGUE RIVER.

Ted Simons is home from Fargo for
the holidays.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest Riopelle are the
guests of j. Riopelle and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. Hodgson and son
John spent Christmas with B.thgate
friends.
Mrs. E Taillon who has been serious
ly i'll for some time, is improving, though
still confined to her bed.
Lorne s. Gibney is home from Win
nepeg for the holidays and spent Sun
day with Tongue River friends.
Mrs. Wilson, her daughter Miss Ida,
and her two grandchildren Dora and
Edward Wilson ate their Christmas
dinner with r. H. Simons and family.
The Christmas tree and entertain.
ment in Tongue River school December
23rd was most enjoyable affair and
Miss Worden deserves credit for the
manner. in which her pupils performed
their parts.
Miss Ella Stafford and her brothe,
Gordon Of Cavalier attended divine
service here last Sunday, enroute fol
Bathgate and from there to Carman
Manitoba to visit their uncles George
and Joseph Arigden.
Frank Mcfarland whose home il
near Lockwood, saskr was shaking
hands with old friends in this neighbor.
hood several days last week. He left
on Tuesday for Winnipeg where be
will attend business college during the
winter months.
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Subscription Rates and Terms.

The PIONEER EXPRESS 10 sent only on
he direct order of subscribers. and ID
continued until ordered stopped and all
arrsarages paid.
The rate of subscription IL alike to all,
40 DER year. Subscribers paying in ad.
vance have the choice of several premium
papers In addition.
Sample" or marked copies" are sent
10 complimentary only. and while we de.
sire them to be considered as invitations
10 subscribe. they will not be continued
except upon request.
The PIONEER EXPRESS is the best ad-
vestising medium in the county. having
more general circulation than any
other paper. Card of rates sent on ap.
oiicstion.
Entered at the postoface at Pembina az
second class mail matter.
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County s:

Isl l54s AZ se3$ sfiSf IN
Twin boys wore born to Nj. and Mrs
q. A. hurry q Dfayton DEC. End.
"A daughter vas born TO nj. and Mrs.
Keunett Staples Of Cavalier Dec. 10.
VIM. Brown Of Drayton is going to
California for the rest Of tho winter.
Drayton basket ball got 10 to
against them when they went to Grafton
last week: % IS.
Percy Hosslton and Miss Lyda Lott.
land Of aDrayton were united in marriage
Dec 22nd. f.g
A very enjoyable and interesting
masquerade ball was held ct Neche
December %.
Mrs. 81. Pico Of Cavalier has been
confined to her bed from illness fol
several days.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Connall Of
Hamilton left last week for an extended
visit to the coast. S
The revival meetings at Cavalier have
closed. Ninety persons have begun
divine life as results.
The Ladies' Aid Of Glasston gave q
very successful social and supper last
week with receipts OF over s58. "
Mrs. Abram Best OF Bay Center has
gone to spend the winter with friends
at Toronto and other points in Ontario.
Gus Rosenquist Of st. Thomas will
spend the winter travelling in Europe
He will 60 direct to Sweden and later
visit Germany. France and Italy.
Henry Geiger of Hamilton returned
from Winnipeg last week where he had
been to suffer an operation for tuner
of the neck. The operation was success.
full.
Alex Bellamy and Miss Annie Craw.
ford both of Drayton were united in
marriage at the Presbyterian Manse
by Rev. Erickson Wednesday evening
of last week.
Alfred Emil Nelson died at the home
of his parents at st. Thomas last Satur
day. When he was nine years ole
epilepsy developed and the patient has
grown steadily worse until death re-
lieved him of his suffering. He was q
years of age.
Magnus johnson for % years resi-.
dent of Glasston died on Dec. 10th
aged 81 years. He had been suffering
from cancer of the bowels for over 8
year. He was a man of high character
and highly respected by his friends ane
neighbors.
Miss Isabel L. Campbell and Mr.. j.
Albert Herman were married las
Wednesday afternoon at the home o.
the BRIDES parents Mr.. and Mrs. VIM
Campbell, east of Walhalla. According
to an old Scotch custom, immediatel,
after the ceremony, the brides mother
broke 10 at of bread over the head o.
the bride to bring plenty and good
luck. A reception and dance were
given in the evening.
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J. Mr.. Walter !, q ford -has nade -
fangsmantsior.s talk from d.. Van Fl
of tho; fargo Agricultural College o.
the aelbieet * swamp isser." thet
disease that has been 30 tAtal = %,
many horses in this section Of tho
country. Every horse owner should -
present. The lecture will be- held at
the City hall on. Saturday, Dec. 3lst.
1t $50 p. M;
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Social Corner

George McConnachie is homo from the
dental school at Chicago.
Miss Pearl Asselstine of toilette visited
with Miss McConnachie this week.
Miss Birdie Adair OF Lisbon is guest
at the residence Of Judge Kneeshaw. Y
Miss Pauline Thorwaldson spent the
holiday season with her relatives ut
Akra.
Hector Branchsud of Cavalier is
spending his. vacation with his home
folks. =
Miss Rose Kochendorfer Of the Cav
alier city schools came home for
Christmas. ).
Sam Ardies who does all the hard
work Of the Drayton Echo was at home
for Christmas.
Miss Faith Grinnel of Grand Forks
has been guest at the home of Judge
Conmy this week.
Miss Winnie Full returned from Pills.
bury Academy and will remain at home
for the present. W
Mr.. and Mrs. T. L. Gilroy of Drayton
were guests of Judge and Mrs. Knee.
shaw on Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. w. Frirbairn of Win.
nipeg spent Christmas holidays at their
parental home in Pembina.
Miss Lucille Switzer, who is teaching
in the Grand Forks city schools is
spending her vacation at home.
Miss Maud Gill leaves Monday TO,
Bowbells where she is engaged in the
office of the register of deeds.
Mrs. DR. Lemery of Inkster and the
two babies we're a welcome addition te
the Full household for the holidays.
Harry King who is with the Grand
Forks Mercantile Co. has been spending
the holiday season with his parents here
Mrs. 7. R. Shaw is visiting with Mrs
Kabernagle at Mayville. Miss Grace
Eyford who was here for the holidays
accompanied her.
Ed COMFY, who is employed in the
law firm of Ball, Watson, Young, & Law.
renee, of Fargo, spent Christmas with
his folks in Pembina.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Noltie of st
Vincent, left for a two months visit
to relatives in and around Billings
Montana, on Friday last.
Misses Isabel and Laura Douglas
were. among the home corners for the
holidays. The former is teaching a,
Neche and the latter attending the
Valley City Normal.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. E. Thompson and
children. and Percy Kemp, of Argyle
MINI. spent Christmas with j. D. Win
law and family. Messrs Thompson anc
Kemp returned home Monday in time tt
issue the Banner this week, while thu
rest of the family remain here a few
days longer visiting friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wright, of Winnipeg
took Christmas dinner with their sol
Fred, the first one they have ate togeth
er since Fred left their old home il
Yorkshire, England eight years ago.
was in July last that the senior Wright
left their native home for Winnipeg. ane
they are we'll pleased with their change
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70 Ice Consumers,

Having bought William Hart's ice
business in PembIna l am prepared to
deliver ice on short notice in large or
small quantities. Also ice packed.
Phone 10. n. g. PATTERSON.
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Ice delivered to any part of the city on
short notice. Phone 81.
2ltf VIM. GROMBOIS.
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Happy New Year.
School begins again on Tuesday.
The new county board meet Tuesday
next.
City Council, regular meeting on
Tuesday evening. ...
The drain board was in session the
first of the week.
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w ant Column.
Good Driving Team.
wish to sell my driving team.
GEORGE ROADHOUSE.

Chas. Full has for sale a cutter, pair
of light hobs for single horse, buggy,
delivery wagon, light truck wagon and
two sets single harness. All to 60
cheap.
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Our special holiday offer will last
until January 10th. 1t will pay you to
encoll before that time. We pay rail-
road fare. National Business College,
Crookston, Minnesota.