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New-York tribune., 1910-06-12

backwards to see if he could remember
it. He had swallowed the Eammany
tiger-could he digest that collection of
zoology awaiting him? Hon. Cornelius
Vanderbilt. prominent politician, seemed
to be nursing his thoughts with emotion.
Hons. Rev. Parkhurst, Seth Bullock,
James Sunshine Sherman, VIM 7.
Jerome, Andrew Carnegie, Jack O'Brien
representing Philadelphia), Jacob Riis,
Dr. Horse Fletcher, Daniel Frohman
representing Broadway and 2S8 other
citizens equally prominent but less talked
about sat silently amidst paleness. All
had after-dinner speech expressions.
Racing hastily ahead of this Reception
Boat was Ga tugs making loud clicks to
show that they was filed with photOg-
raphers. 81 admiring newspapers was
there in this procession filed with edi-
tors, cartoonists, poets. advertising solic-
itors and every other branch which
makes modern journalism such a dan
gerous sport.
Hon. Spanish Armada was nothing to
this sea- procession of Good Will and
Publicity
OF finally, they arrive to ocean-boat
where Hon. Roosevelt was standing
annext to Hon. Loeb who was still at
tached to his wardrobe. Excited gasps
by all Hon. Cornelius Vanderbilt stand
forthly with eyebrows arranged for pub
lie lecture.
"How-do. Cornelius, how-do jake"
holla Hon. Roosevelt from railing OF that
ship.
"How-do, Teddy!," This by all
"H'osh!" somebody snuggest with rev.
erence, 1T is time fo= speechmakes."
Fellow americans & New Workers,
if you love me as you say you do, de-
licioulsy refrain from meeting me with
speeches." commute Hon. Theo. II have
been met by Swedes, Ashantis, Belgians,
Germans and every other tribe mention
able, and every time they saw me they
wanted to make a speech. have heard
every language under Halley's Comet
! squeaked brayed, grunted and sung
but am getting hungry to hear United
! States spoken as it should be, through
the human nose. Therefore, I lovingly
New-York tribune., 1910-06-12
Jap Correspondent
Scoops All Rivals
by Getting the
News Before
ltHappens

Hon. Reception Committee, chosen
for this great handshake ceremony met
together frequently at Waldorf Astoria
hotel for purpose Of draping gladness-
rags over New York and other festival
preparations. One day when Hon. Com
mittee was making talk together, Hon.
Gaynor say alarmingly,
I'VE must attempt to make Hon
Roosevelt feel as much TO home as If he
had not been born here"
How can he feel ct home?' require
Hon. VIM Travel Jerome, famus heckie'
with depressed eyeglasses. Hon. Ted
have got so used 10 Kings that he can
not enjoy his food without one or two
around Kings has never been so scarce
as now in this country"
I'VE still have +. Aug Heinz" snug
gest Hon Gaynor. He is a sort Of King
among coppers."
He is away elsewhere giving. testi-
mony," decry Hon. Jerome.
Great sorrow enjoyed by this Commit
tee. until somebody thoughtfully thought
of Hon. Cornelius Vanderbilt. There
is something sort of Roman Emperor
about that Cornelius name, and al
though he prefers a derby TO any more
golden head dress he is more powerful
and better dressed than lots of African
Kings what Hon Roosevelt met during
his Summing tours along the Nile. So
this Cornelius man was selected and he
done perfectly splendid in that royal
roll.
| Morn busted calmly on that great day
| of Arriving. At first peep of sunbeam a
! lonesome tug could be observed swim
ming angrily in direction Of Quaren-
tine. Straight directly up to Hon.
Kaiserin Augusta Victoria" German
speaking boat which was hitched there,
steamed Hon. Tug with chug- -chug
Who goes there" hoIla Capt of that
! big ocean ship. Halt in the name Of
the Tariff" yau Tennis Cabinet voice,
and Hon. VIM Loeb clomb from tug to
/ ship earnestly and with collective ex-
preston.
Hon. Roosevelt, who was standing on
! the hurricane bridge gazing feverishly
at the Statue of Liberty. aroused up his
eyes & beheld his reformed Private
Secretary.
William. mein freund" he yellup
4 with embrace feeling.
4 am nobody's friend" deprave Hon.
Loeb coolishly. II represent the Gus
tom House"
Give me your hand.' snuggest Hon.
T. for pathos.
Give me your trunk keys" depose
New-York tribune., 1910-06-12
Vast Numbers ofA dn1frers
Are Mapping Oar His
Future for Him.

Probably no other man has ever had so
many minds engaged on the problem of
finding something suited for his abilities
and temperament as has Americas only
living ex-President.
Long before he quit the White House he
was slated for the presidency of Harvard.
1t Is not known that the trustees of that
institution ever offered him the place.
but the tender came 10 him from innumer-
able other sources. In fact, it is suspected
that offers of almost everything from the
dictatorship of the universe down to the
editorship of a daily newspaper were
among the causes leading to his determina-
ton to retire for year into the wilds of
Africa and be forgotten. In this he did
not entirely succeed.
The suggestion that the colonel take a
hand in New York City and state politics,
running for Mayor, Governor or Senator.
is one Of the most interesting to residents
OF the Empire State.
The conservatlonists, fearful lest the
supply of timber be so reduced that even
the material for a big stick will not be
available In a few years, want Mr.. Roose-
welt TO lead them on to whatever victory
they have in mind; the anti -monopolists
would make him their leader and with his
aid destroy the tentacles OF the various
octopuses which have been fattening on
the prosperity of the country; the deep
waterways boomers would have him help
them dredge all the creeks of the country
which are not entirely dried up during the
dog days. and make them arms of the
ocean; the irrigation congress people feel
that with his assistance they could make
any miniature Saharas which may exist
In the Southwest 70 blossom like a French
vineyard: and the amalgamated associ-
alton or bear hunters long to have him
"leld the gavel of their organization.
There is the National Civil Service Re
Iofm Association, which Is spreading its
propaganda over the country and could
make use of his services; the Panama
canal enthusiasts want him to finish that
COLOSSAL job; the coming Jeffries-J Johnson
prlzehsht in California would be glad OF
the advertisement OF his presence: the
iahama Canal Exposition. 10 be variously
nelo IN Nav Orleans. San Francisco. San
Dleso' Galveston and some few other
towns and villages more or less we'll known
'Nrougnout the country, wants him for its
executive head, and magazines offer editor.
SHIPS with fabulous salaries.
New-York tribune., 1910-06-12
PLEASURES OF sRoNxVILLE.

Westchester County society attended
performance of THE Canterbury Pilgrims"
by the Coburn Players last Thursday even
ing in the meadow at Crows Nest, the
estate of Frank r. Chambers of Bronx
Vile This Production was for the benefit
of the Bronxville Public Library. Among
the boxholders were Mrs. Leon O. Bailey,
Mrs. Dudley B. Lawrence. Mrs. Frederick
de p. Hone, Nrs. Ferris J. Meiss, Mrs.
Agnes Wellington. Mrs. Bertram Sears,
Mrs. Albert Stratton, Frank r. Chambers,
Mrs. Arthur Teal, Mrs. John A. Fry and
Mrs. E. George Waller. Last Tuesday fifty
members of the Womans Republican Club
Of Mount Vernon. of which Mrs. George
Barrows is chairman, gave luncheon at
the Hotel Gramatan, Lawrence Park.
New-York tribune., 1910-06-12
Forth From Junp'
The Roosevelt Smlle >"
One of Purest JOY

Surprising the spectacular 49,. 80 So
a famous conquering hero o. -, . 4
the arrival OF Theodore Rooss,s. . I
shores OF his native land IS .,7s
the eliminating feature Of n -
dents trip and 10 provide his ne, ,,.
reception since ne left the - rs
of New York to plunge INTO -. -, ~
Africa Tbat he is dee-ishtsa y -
certain and AN expression Of %
has been caught by the Sa.srnss
striking likeness Of The I'i-. ~, -
trated supplement to-day ~ 81
Roosevelt smile Is depictsd-'ass u
qualification over the resulls - ~
successful trip among the
flora OF the Dark Continent
Emerging from the J'A' re -
happy caption Of the picture, b .
hunter Is shown from MS e.-,sts
ing from the semi-tropieai X .
Jungle. flanked on either .sly =
T1anse ,,,rans,s head. supposea-.,. -
OF the animals that fell &c. 4, eosgsGr
aim OF the huntSman. ne = - %
the wild life in the forests, a. II -
peering from beneath the lots 40 nsss
khaki semi-unifOrm- AoOut .,5ass
in careless folds the req rs -.
American cowboy. and sloE x
the pith helmet used 70 va 80 .
sun rays. The coloneis ,e,hs q Z
and weather beaten from -..,,r,ogass
ure in the open. ana -. vsasss +
whole is the well known sn...s s-,,s ne : {
him TO be glad TO emesss \ c''
Of savagery into the rsa.ss ana ~
where awaits him TIE
proud nation Il
New-York tribune., 1910-06-12

) Should he express a wish to become
president of Mr.. RockefelIer's proposed So
oiety for the dissemination OF s1OO,00oOO0. or
the head of one of the various universities
throughout the country which have not yet
had the benefit Of gifts such as Harvard
Yale. Princeton and Chicago University
can boast. or chairman of an fnternat tional
peace court, or director of the Bureau of
American Republics, or Representative in
Congress to succeed Mr.. Cocks of Long
Island, who has offered TO sacrifice himself
for his honOred fellow citizen. or Chief
Justice of the Supreme Court or Governor
OF the Philippines, or Speaker of the House.
or Republican leader in the Senate. or
Mayor Of Oyster Bay. or Governor OF
Alaska, or Republican candidate to succeed
Mr. TAFT. he would find ready hackers
among the men who will greet him upon
his arrival at the metropolis
There IS probably no city in the country
which feels keener interest in the future
OF Colonel Roosevelt than Washlngton.
The population of the capital is made up
OF two distinct classes OF psrsons-friends
OF the ex-PTesident and bitter enemies
Inc former are concerned lest no place
suitable TO his unusual capabilities may be
iouno; the latter are fearful that he may
accept some mission which will again per
nit him TO swish the big stick TO their own
discomfort
Inc latest suggestion. which comes from
Representative Bennett. OF New York. is
that Mr. Roosevelt be made the head OF a
worlds peace commission which shall
travel throughout the civilized world urv-
ing arbitration and partial disarmament
Ihere is bill before the Foreign Affairs
committee of the House which proDosss
the appointment of such a cornnjssio,, 70
represent worlds peace federation.
y number OF members OF Congress cling
10 the idea that Colonel Roosevelt should
oe maze mead of the Panama Canal While
'hey are entirely satisfied with the work
that Is now being done on ,ba ts.h,,,,,.,
aney Ieei no hesitancy in saying that a
non oi colonel RoOseveIt's energy and
Nsor could drive the canal 10 comDletiop
III less than FIVE Years. could aropss a
"Orid interest in the work. which UouId
liaAe II pay from the very beginning and
N Ieup reward which he Justly de-
serves lot mis- great interest In the protsct
me announcement that the University Of
."'on'sah desires Colonel Roosevelt as its
Heau mas revived the rumOr that he NAV
oe niaue president o. the Washington mi
si.S. An institution such as Is ccnter,
f-a,'.s us 'hose advocating the Washington
"i'eislty would be an undertakirg ~
~ se'uom essayed in the history ~ the
a,o',,a me universities OF the old World
compare with it in scope. for
New-York tribune., 1910-06-12

beseek you, do not lecture. do not con-
verse, but TALK
Wildly shouts for this. So. Hon
Roosevelt and baggage was hoisted 10
Entertainment yacht "Skyrocket. Ihen
the greatest Naval Parade in the his
tory of Iocomotion was commenced
10000 explosions by whistles. Banzals
from collected Lusitanias. coal barges'
fishing boats, canoes, tugs and -HobOken
liners. Balloons went off from every
shore. Cannons banged forth the
deepest gunpowder of their hearts
While star-stripe banner was floating
from every Singer Bldg in sight, Hon.
Naval Parade was formed as following
DIV
1s6 tugs Coney Island battleships. etc.
loaded with poets. photographers and astrono-
mers all producing something beautifui IN the
way of art.
Royal Yacht "Skyrocket'' loaded with Re
ception Committee listening to quaint anecdotes
of outdoor life. What we have read Of your
bravery infames hearts. say Hon Car,
negie. If you have any medals to give away"
say Hon. T, give them 10 Kermit
DIy 8
The L. S. Navy. looking prepared for any
The re-converted ferryboat 'ostermoor." :"
filled with Cooks Tourists. who are veterans
of the Trip Beautiful.
Special Correspondents tugs from Wonlan's
Home Companion. Hotel Mans Guide, Country
Life in Africa and the Taxidermists' Bulletin
DIV 8
Hackendorf's Mena gere Fleet with 10000 lions
giving the Mombasa college yell
DIV
All the rest Of America in barges, bath-tubs
barrels skiRs, ocean liners, aeroplanes and
whatever was cheap and available.
Same as Div 4.
How shall I describe this Parade?
shall not. 1t was too glorious and too
long for my feeble typewriter TO reach.
Why should 1 become lame in both
wrists to describe noises which only oc-
cur in earthquakes and Roosevelt Re
ceptions? Excuse my cowardice.
OF finally that joyful Reception
Yacht arrive up to Pier A in East River
Everybody who wasn't on water was
on land Howells, yalls. handslap. ex-
termination of vocal chords enjoyed by
all. All New York was like popcorn
on a gasolene stove. Then Theodore
New-York tribune., 1910-06-12
$rEw YORK. June IS. when this

TEw YORK. June IS, when this
Great Event viii explode.
- To Editor Tribune, who viii get
time now to think Of something else. if
possible.
Hon. Mr.
There are times in our lives when the
widest banzais stick in our throat and
turn backwards only 20 explode against
our hearts. There are times when the
noice Of our loudest eXclamations seem
shrunk 10 pinsize, when the wh0op Of
lungs appears minus like fire-crackers
going off near Niagara Falls. OF such
times IS this. For which reason? O,
Mr.. Editor, you are aware. Hon. Theo-
dore Roosevelt, Hunter among lions
Lion among hunters, King Of collectors,
collector Of Kings, twin brother Of En-
peror VIM. and Mayor GaynOr. most
warlike of peace-lecturers. diplomat who
makes friends by showing his teeth at
them. Consulting Engineer to the En-
-gine OF Progress. patron of navies and
perambulators. very extraordinary En-
voy TO the Vatican, greatest lecturer
since James whitcomb Riley. rapid-tran-
sit scholar who has been marked LID"
al every university and 20. k at every
-zxay-station-he has came, He has ar
rived back TO Where He Belongs, and all
America is inflated by joymania TO think
that, in all his travels. Theodore Roose-
xelt has not only behaved like Man
he has acted like a super -Man-like a
Colonel!
I VIII tell you how this happened. be-
ginning at the commencement.
For entire week before this eXcit-
ing come back, all Arizona, New Mexico,
Montana, Wyoming. Pennsylvania and
other Cowboy States had arrived at N
Y-Central Station wearing their national
costumes out of respect for Hon. Buffalo
Bill. who is also a Colonel Sole-leather
pants was as common on Broadway as
friends of Frohman looking for work.
New York few open like patent match
box and received them strangers with all
that warm hearted discOurtesy for which
she is Janus. Cowboys was welcome
everywhere, over-charged by headwait-
ers. told .'step-lively'' by car-conductors
and run down by automobiles just as
cheerfully as il they had been born East
OF 42d Street instead Of West. If a
tan-faced man wearing Laramie shoes
and a Pinch gun stepped into the
Knickerbocker bar and merely said. Il
fit with Roosevelt he was permitted 10
BUY a drink without even being intro
duced TO the bar-tend. Such is the de-
mocracy Of New York when she attempts
20 be.
New-York tribune., 1910-06-12

Roosevelt, the greatest and most dense
" populated Of all Americans, step 10
dock amidst q silence which was too
noisy to bear. Mayor Gaynor step
forthiy and ope his mouth with worried
expression peculiar 70 speech-maklng'
when o suddenIy!-6.4 .4I2 Rough Riders
on bronchial. horses and disguised in
soIe-leather pants to look as Fred Rem
ington as possible. busted forwards WIN
shoot-shoot of explanatory reyoivers,
back-swing of Iariat-rope and college
yall that resembled this syllable'
Ya-a-a-a-a-rrrr:!:!
Hco-ree-yip!
whfr-r-r-r-r-r-OWt.i
(Bangbang for $1,000 shoots)
was about TO enquire from one OF
them Cow-Punching gentlemen what
them words meant in his language, when
I was carelessly kicked down by san
Juan horse. so 1 could not do.
Mayor Gaynor's speech was exploded
away by pistols Hon Roosevelt was
abducted away with howells Of Hello
Teddy" and other third term nomi-
Mating speeches. Amidst the middle OF
the SlX-SQOOLlHS IuIIPdSC anu - 1890
festival I could hear undistinguishaole
explosions which sounded similar TO re-
volver shots only different. Somebody
inside that sympathetic scrunch OF
Cuban Heroes was hollering Dee
lighted" in a way that no Crowned
Head of Europe could ever learn to
say it.
So that Land Parade began. and
moved emotionally forwards through Is
miles of Italian Societies, Sons of st
Vitus, Scottish Pipers. Daughters Of
CaIIiope. Irish-American Noise-Makers
Union, German Scheutzen Verein, Turk
ish Howling Dervish Societies. the Matt
Henson Association Of Colored Shouting
Methodists, and so onwards TO extent Of
patriotick recklessness which I am
nervus TO think.
While that army Of assembled Cow
boys eloped away amidst gun-noises and
wolf f-salutes similar to Kentucky Feud
meeting a Cherokee Cake-wa1k on julie
4, me & Nogi stood lonesomeIy aside
listening to the distant chanting OF the
Cowboy National Hymn:
New-York tribune., 1910-06-12
Read This CONDEMNED Rec
ord Of fbe Big Things
He Has Done.

WHY was Theodore RooseVelts visit TO
Europe turned into a progress as nearly
royal as the journey of so democratic a
rerson as he could be? And why is his
return viewed with such tremendous inter
est by his fellow citizens?
For an answer 10 these questions II is
only necessary TO glance over the record
of his accomplishments between September
Il 1901 when upon the death OF lie lament
ed President Mckinley. he became tho
Chief Executive OF the nation, and March f.
1909. that abominably stormy day on which
he turned the reins Of government over TO
William u. Taft.
In the course OF that period Mr.. Roose-
Welt gave q tremendous impetus TO the
cause OF universal peace by the promotion
OF international arbitration. Less than a
--esr after he became President he submit
ted 10 the Hague tribunal the Pious Fund
case, which had proved such source
OF friction with Mexico II January, 1903,
he induced Great Britain. Germany and
italy 10 submit their claims against Ven
-ezrela 20 The Hague. In the same month
--;ile United States entered into conven-
--fon with Great Britain TO submit the
Alaskan boundary dispute 10 q joint tTi-
tunaL Another source of irritation of long
--drratiou Was thus removed from the field.
The friends Of universal peace who had
feared that the first peace congress at The
Hague would be the last reJoiced in Octo-
her. le9i, when President Roosevelt, through
The Secretary Of State. issued the prelim-
fnary Invitation 20 z second. Then the
1Z5kso-Japanese War broke out and delayed
.he meeting. After his memorable action
-i9n ab-Inging Russia and japan together at
-dSortsrnoutE anc securing signatures Of the
sT5fcnipoteutisries 10 a peace treaty when
ss sfreement seemed impossible by personal
S-afspesi 10 the empeTors Of Russia, Japan
and Germany. Mr.. Roosevelt courteously
rendered 10 Russia the privilege Of sum-
ylTlD.Iing delegates 20 second conference.
= Esls action in this respect was formally re-
corded by the conference. Among the fruits
Of TIE conference in the United States
were tventy-four arbitration treaties
fn Che course OF the Russo-Japanese War
= sote was sent 10 the powers suggesting
tho preservation Of the administrative
entity os China. y favorable response
wss received from a large numbe- of coun-
tries. ana later Japan was induced 20 SUBJ
8s&ss - LIS Proposal. The return Of the
New-York tribune., 1910-06-12
RUSH TO JOIN SUMMER CLUB.

Edgemere. Long Island, June ll.-With
the opening of the Edgemere Club to-
day this resort will be launched on another
season of summer recreation, which already
gives promise of being gayer even than its
predecessor. There has been an unprece-
dented rush to register on the clubs men,
bership rolls, and the bookings are . per
cent ahead of the same period last year
The club accommodates three hundred and
fifty persons and ii looks as If its capacity
would be taxed ali the season. It will again
be under the management OF T. D. Green,
of New York
New-York tribune., 1910-06-12
WILL PAY DUTIES IN Full

Theodore Roosevelt declared before Il
ing for home that he had neither asked Z
nor would he accept any favors from =
New York Custom House upon bis rx.
TO America In reply TO questions cor,S.
ing reports that, in view Of the fact y
he had represented the United States 81
special ambassador at the funeral Of E-s
Edward. his baggage would be allowed 4
exemption from customs inspection ID
attaches TO ambassadorial agsnls p
Roosevelt said: Il have not asked 4
courtesies Of the New York port or 4.
special consideration for NY own bagzs
or that of my family. I expect 10 "a
through the customs the same as any
vate citizen returning from a trip a1ri.|
I expect to pay fun duty on every ur
not exempted to the general rap-i1
public
New-York tribune., 1910-06-12
Opportunity Knocks at T. RS Door
syifb q Club and Both Fe1

il would have the generous supl'-I a.
government and would cover even =
learning. The selection OF faea.l'-
choice Of grounds and buildings
Hshment Of separate schools anu !.
would require most unusual 49,
mind and energy, and this ensis. ...,,
say. Is 70 De found novhers u - "A
more effective quantities than u =
mer President. II is predic'sl,
in order TO establish a nauolisi -
which will be truly national u - -
will draw it's pupils from al -
the world. the creation OF an - n
sentiment is necessary, and soiiN
ate this sentiment undouots's -
former President.
New-York tribune., 1910-06-12

When YOU hear them guns 60 bing-bing-b-r
All tOin IN and we VIII not do a thing
When we have got our Ted. don't TAX s5cs,
King,
There'Ii be a hot time IN the Old Town uo-usu
Cousin Nogi look TO ne out Of he \
telligent corner Of his japanese q.
brows.
Togo" he say corrosively. never :
fore to-day did I realize that New YQl
was so far out West"
Hoping you are the same
Yours truly
HASHIMURA TOGO
Copyright. 1910. by the Associatsa L.sat
\
New-York tribune., 1910-06-12
The COST OF LIVING

With prices always rising,
In a manner most surprising,
II costs so much 70 live Just now thaI HeI
complains.
The theme OF conversation
Throughout this mighty nauon
Is the way in which the outso now gs- =
income strains
There's nobody retutins
The assertion. or disputing
That the present cost OF living Is sSe'A-
high
And vet whats'er they TASK Is
We pay whatss sr they ask Is
For. no matter what 10 Ccsrs 20 He =
wants 20 die. -.
New-York tribune., 1910-06-12
FORCING a HANDICAP

Dfogenes returned from his ssarea ~
honest man. -
''Given up the chase7" they inquIrse
1T became a matter OF necessity, ~
the philosopher. Some one a'"
lantern. .'-Lippincott 5.
New-York tribune., 1910-06-12

national elections and a national monetary
commission was appointed.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1910-02-12

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garrero's fpurben bic sSnfursenten 5us
riidgeiflogen.
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