The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-01-13

JANUARY 13. 1910
here's Woods and Charley. mon wnose
fate
II ncer has been 10 win a mate;
and VIII Mccoy. well mated. he
Behaves as though this scarce could be
VIC took trip with Daniel F.
10 count some sawiogs on the stump.
While lcapIns creeks and canyons
thousand feet at every jump
We've learned from Butler 50 TO scale
Ihat rotten butts VIII bring full pny
FROM White 10 make q timber sale.
Ten million feet on every day
Professor Julian makes IT clear
HOW trees are known by everyone.
And how the compass course To steer.
That all surveys may bo well done
The nurSerymon, James Fetherolf.
lnstructs us how TO plant tho pine
SO hillsldeS green shall rear aloft
Great timber trees for mill and mine
Improvemnt work. sayes mirthful
Mitch"
Should take first place In all that's
dono.
Projects begun. without hitch,
Must stand complete on July one"
Our fiscal agent, quincy Croft,
Shrleks loud and long, Beware OF
graft"
| On Form r. bids he sets great store,
For bills or fifty plunks OF moro.
And so Dick and Homer Fem,
Ed Clarke and Lawyer Henderson.
In paper or discussions toll
About tho work they know so won
When home I go, to meet my clerk,
Rclight my pipe and go 10 work.
I'll know rs much OF all OF these.
Ny tasks hencetorth Ill do with caee.
The Lumber Jack.
Lumbcrmtn D. f Secrecy addressed
the supervisors on an out ot-thc-or
ary subject, Tho Lumber Jack" say.
Ing:
Conference.-The lumber jack is an
old institution; he was first heard OF
in the Garden OF Eden, when he help
and became naughty This is the first
use the forest wac applied to- Adam
the first FREQ use permittee. and fig
leaves were what he applied for Nature
had ut that time equipped him with
climbers. but during the process OF ev-
olution he lost the climbers which he
releSoted TO the telephone man, and
wears spikes In his shoes instead His
next job was with Noah and you all
must admit that his work there con-
served not only natural resources, but
the whole human race from extinction
Wc next hear OF him crossing the Rcd
Sea on a sawlog with Moses. and hew-
Ing timber to build tho Ark or tho Gov
cnant.
His work among the Cedars OF Lob
mon must not be forgotten. nor his val
liant efforts in helping Solomon build
the Temple. He was much In evidence
with Alexander the Great In swnmping
out roads for his army and making
OK yokes and inclined planes In build
Ing the Pyramids, In short. no import
ant work in the worlds hicstory was
evor carried on to a successful Issue
without n lumber jack
George Washington was O natural
born lumber jack, and most OF his
camp crew. He certainly trimmed our
British cousins. long butted them
stamped them with the L. S hammer
mark, fixed his own stumpago rate,
and gave them a cup OF tea with the
whole of Boston hnrbor for a tea cup
My contention Is, the genuine lumber
Jack never dice. and never says die
He is an amphiblous animal. and Is per
fectly at home in all climates. a not
cd lumber jack Is In Africa now. play
ing with lions and elephants and is inn
mune from everything.
Another. and the most renowned
lumber jack of this or any other coun-
try. got his with a bolt of lightning tho
other day-and II never rcazcd him
He Is as much alive today as ever h4
WIS
Gentlemen. drink to the Lumber
Jack. May his shadow never -row
less"
Program.
Mate Smell, ToastmaSter, speech
by Toastmaster.
2.-Response-By Mr. Leayltt.
3.-Charles Gray-The Forest Ran.
40 r. Craft-Bchoes OF the Con-
yention.
5-DavId Barrett-The Forest Sup.
ervisor,
CD. F. Seerey-The Lumber Jack.
7.-Wm. Hurst-The District Office
S-Joseph Falck-The Field Pro
gram.
9-Miscellaneous.