Connecticut western news., 1910-12-22
The Wurra Wurra Club

! After the opening servIces, at the last meeting of the Wurra Wurra Club. the bald-headed member proposed vote of thanks to the water company for organ izing its piping and pumping scheme to keep the reservoir wet. Referred to the committee on reservoir wet
 The committee on ways and means for celebrating Christmas at the Club- house reported the following program of events
 Lighting the Christmas tree, and distri-
 button of gifts by Charles $. Adam
 as Santa Claus. -.... Carol, sung by Hen. Ives and Frank
 Stevens. ..... Address, Ed. Warner.
 Recitation, "Curfew Shall Not" George
 Roger. Dialogue, ''Is Failure a Marriage ?' Billie Bullock and Hen. Reed. Original Poem, "Oh. there Ain't No
 Fun a a'Fishin' when the Fish Won t
 Bite," Sam. Camp. Double Clog Dance, Lew Rhoades and
 Al. Hubbard. # Stump Speech. Would the Things that
 Are as they Are, be Different if they
 were Otherwise ?" Horace Hum
 phrey.
 Impersonation. Little Bo-Peep," Eddie
 Adam.
 Tableau, Spirit of '76," June Rhoades,
 Hen, Whitford and Fred. Allens Sleight-o'- hand feats, Joe. Parsons, as-
 sisted by Clint. Roraback and E. V. A. Felten.
 Whistling Clog. Jerome Root.
 Debate. Resolved. Whats the Use of
 One Thing and Another?" Affirm
 ative, Messrs. Marvin, Collin and
 Baker negative ,Messrs. Thurlough, !,
 Mather and Holt.
 Duet, 'Die Yacht Am Rhine," Messrs.
 D. Sweeney and J. Keenan. Trapeze performance, Frank W. Wilcox. Tr1cR bicycle riding. John s. Reed and
 Ozzie Vosburgh.
 Grafton, "The Relation of the Result to
 the Facts in the Case" Watson Hardenbergh.
 Song and Dance, George Fuller. Bass drum solo, "The Trapper's Dream, ,
 by George VanDeusen, with whist
 ling chorus by the full club, or the ] club full.
 The bow-legged member moved that the committees report be accepted, and it was 50 voted.
 The stuttering member objected, say performers selected had nun-nun-never joined the Wurra Wurra Club. The wicked member observed that if they hadn't, they showed good horse sense, and that qualified them for mem bership. They were voted in, then and there. ....s.a - ...
 The bald-headed member offered a motion that an amendment to the con stitution be adopted, forever prohibiting class distinctions from being recognized in the Club, and placing the dear plain people on the level with the direct de- scendant of the much discussed original paleolithic trioglodite, at least as long st they are in the Club room.
 The fat member rose and said he didn't know much about these 'riR'nal paregorical trolleyites, but I've got just this to say I'm willin' to meet any of 'em on the level, in the Club or out of it., as long as think they're as good as be. That's what. An if anybody don't like my style let lem stay away from tn Club. That's what call good sense- let en stay away an go to blazes."
 After some further discussion the motion was referred to the committee on blazes. F...
 The pious member moved that all the ladies belonging to the Assembly" be elected to membership in the Wurra Wurra Woman's Relief Corps. Un- animously voted, and the fat member was appointed committee of six to so notify, the ladies at the next assembling of the Assembly, secure their signatures to the constitution and bylaws and arrange a date for the institution of the corps. The fat member tried to evade the job. Said he, "I don't think much of tn idee of lettin' the women in. any way, nor turnin' any part of tn Club into a woman's corpse. First thing we know therel be wranglin' an hair pullin' an then tn hull biz ness Il bust up. I'm down on it." The meet ing insisted, however, and he consented to notify the Assembly ladies. Adjourn ment was then voted.