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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-07-16
Doctors, Parsons. Lawyers.

DoctoFSs FdfSoHSs Lawyers.
For according to cur old saying. its
three learned professions i've BY
roguery on the three parts Of man.
The doctor mauls cur bodies. the par.
son starves cur souls: but the lawyer
must be the adroitest knave. for he
has to ensnare our minds. Therefore
he takes careful delight In covering
his traps and engines with spread Of
dead-leaf words. Whereof himself
to spell them.-Blackmore. Lorna
Doone."
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-07-16
His approach HeraIded.

The pet cat, wearing a bright red
ribbon around his neck, was chatting
democratically with a stray cat. on the
back verandah. T wonder what's the
matter with me, Maltese" said the pet
cat; Il can't stalk mouse successful
II to save my lives"
No wonder" said the stray cat, dis
dainfully, IF all your neckties are as
loud ais that you're wearing"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-07-16
Senator sourne's Medicine Balls.


In the committee room of Senator
Bourne there are pair of huge leath-
er-covered balls about foot In d.
aneter. They are called medicine
balls and are used by number II
senator's One of the large rooms In
the new office building has been fitted
up with wire netting across the win
dows SO that they win not be broken,
and In this room senators take exer-
else by tossing the big sphere from
one to another. Tossing well. slam
ming would be better tarm-for they
throw 1t about like college football
team making forward pass. 1t re.
auires considerable skill and strength,
and senators keep themselves aft" by
the exercise. Among those who join
Bourne with the medicine balls are
Borah, Bristow and Cummins.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-07-16
Face covered with PimpIes

Il congratulate Cuticura upon my
speedy recovery from pimples which
covered my face. used Cuticura Soap,
Ointment and Resolyent for ten days
and my face cleared and / am perfect
" we'll. / had tried doctors for sew
eral months but got no results. VIM. ].
Sadlier, 1914 Susquehanna Ave-. Phila-
delphia, May j, 1907
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-07-16
The La.t Word.

Creep into thy narrow bed,
Creep and let no more be said.
Vain thy onset! All stand fast,
Thou myself must break at last.
Let the long contention cease!
Geese are swans and swans are geese
Let them have Il how they Will
Thou art tired: best be still
They outtalked thes. hiss'd thee, tors
thee?
Better men Jared thus before thee:
Fired their ringing shot and pass'd.
Holly charged-and sank at last
Charge once more. then, and be dumbl
Let the victors, when they come,
When the forts OF folly fall.
Find thy body by the wall!
Matthew Arnold.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-07-16
a Mmaar,

Regular Customer-There used 10
be two or three little bald spots On the
crown OF my head. away back. Are
they there yet?" Barber-aEo. SIR;
1t ain't so bcd as all that Where those
spots used to be. sir. there's only one
now"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-07-16
Tongue Twithter ThimpIified.

"Some Of these tongue twisters are
really very hard to enunciate, for in
stance: The sea ceaseth, and it suf-
ficeth us
'"That'th eathily thaid," lithpingly
thmiled Mithth Elithabeth. you
thimply thay it tho: The thea theath-
eth, and 1t thufitheth nth! Life.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-07-16

How we dislike the dentist who
spares no pains.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-07-16

Many a man has become lover o
the Bible by hearing some infidel tall
against It.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-07-16
recognition.

RecognIfIon.
aAt last" said the literary yotnS
.T have succeeded IN having my
poetry taken seriously'
aHoW did you manage III"
apnt Il into the love letters ou
v,h,ch : breach OF promise suit IL
now being based.
No one need speak Of monotony 81
only they just look around ior d.
others wants.-Royston.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-07-16
UNCLE SANS PAPERS
PUBLISHES MANYFoRMs OF PERI
oDicALs FOR HIS PEOPLE.
Daiiies, Weekiies and MonthIies Got
ten Out by the Government-Has
Regular Editorial staffs
Of Trained Men.
BY Edwin Tarrlsse.

Every one knows that your Uncle
Samuel. through his various depart
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19
Urges Awakening of People.

To the Editor of the Evening Star:
Those who have read Jack London's
Iron Heel and thought some of the
things predicted ridiculous will per-
haps look at the book in new light
after the next election. The defeat of
Roosevelt is a sign of the increasing
boldness of the trusts and their agents,
and in a measure is prophetic of the
outrages we may expect them to
perpetrate.
We thought it bold stroke on the
part of the President to defend tariff
law, which he knew was opposed to
the interests of the public, but his
further indications of trust love were
evidenced by his Ballinger-Pinchot
deal, and his love for such men as
Aldrich, Cannon and men Of their ilk.
That eternal vigilance is the price
of liberty we take for granted and
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19
Too Much Publicity.


To the Editor OF the Evening Star:
In deploring the attempted murder Oh
the mayor of New York our attention
has been called to the fact that too
much publicity is given the private life
of public officials. The private life of
every man should be held sacred, and
to daily chronicle the doings and say
ings of any man, whether he be ex-
president of the United States, mayor
of a city or the ordinary Mr.. Jones, is
in extremely bad taste, provided always
that such sayings and .doings are with
in the ordinary routine of private life.
Abroad they do things differently and
have some regard for the proprieties.
In London, for. instance, no newspaper
would dream of setting forth in print
what the lord mayor did privately. If he
performed an extraordinary public
function the event would be daily
chronicled, but to parade the routine OF
a day, whether as lord mayor or as
private citizen, would never suggest
itself to the average city editor there
If were a Rockefeller or a Carnegie
/ think that one of the best ways tc
which could devote my wealth would
be to send abroad each year 200. 300 OF
500 young, bright and intelligent Ameri.
cans. There they would learn that the
United States, their beloved country
and mine, though great and powerful
and even majestic in many respects, Is
far behind the parent nations in very
many respects. MEMO.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19
say. Cab. consest Trafnc.

says Cabs COngest Tfamc.
To the Editor of the Evening Star:
For many years it has been the. GUS
tom to allow the majority Of the cabs
of the city to congresate on the east
side of Broad street, near the -Four
Corners" and in front of the Globe
building. The practise may have been
perfectly blameless fifteen years ago,
when Newark was great deal more
provincial than at present. But today,
in a city Of approximately 35o,0oo, every
inch of the main street space should
be reserved for trafflc, especially near
the second busiest corner in the United
States.
What l would suggest is that the
police. the city fathers, or whoever has
charge of the matter-possibly our
friend Shipman, superintendent of
works-should make the cabbies take
their vehicles to some other street not
so thickly frequented as Broad street.
There is Branford place, or the old
burying ground, or any of the other
numerous streets readily accessible,
but not just at the very vortex of
traffic. CHARLES H. TRENT.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19
an INVESTIGATION 10 AVOID PARTXsANsHlp.

m long the investigation OF the district school poads IN tne
M State not manufacture of capital public
sentiment will follow it with sympathetic inter
all the facts that be disclosed 1t would
discreabe the investigating committee to pick out such
tc political capital and avoid those where the
disclosures partisan benefit 1t has been made
dent and graft exist in school districts
throughout the State and that Republican and
Democratic districts stick The first
investigated Republican and showed rregu
are Investigators got through with Hudson they
should Camden and investigate closely
there in Hudson
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19

m HANCELLOR DAY of Syracuse, hasn't been heard from
" lately, although there has been much proyocaton for de-
iyerances him. But the Rev. John Wesley HILL of
Cincinnati yesterday fills the aching void
The Cincinnati edited by President Tas brother
Charles gives space remarks by the Reverend Hill for inter
view Mr. Hill fairly Chancellor his oatng
Roosevelt Taft he greatest President since Lin
conv Aldrch patriot" "great good
Banger the embodiment of REFORM insurgency is
the beginning Cummins doughface
agogue7 garbage Inspector Pnchot an nsurecton
istv archanarchs' Chancellor Day if he
breaks out again, adjecves. the
appearance of this dsempeed talk in the paper edited by the Pres
idents is suggestive
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19
AMERICAN RIFLE MARKsMANsHIp

INCE the competitive rife shooting began the United
- extraordinary has been made in
shp and American rihemen acknowledged be
superior skill those of other nation American
unequaed and in international American
invariably Yesterday Ohio
and wonderful record made by lieutenant of the engineer
under the unavorabe
dons high wind ran-storm. This brilliant finish
rife gratifying also the
progress regular army craftsmanship During Civil
WaA with small left the few trained sharp
picked riemen The rank and file aed
rife be selected random the enlisted
aen. while the officers generally experts.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19
.HJPY-FIXING IN ILLINOIS.

OLDER attempts o,efea investigation and justice than those
M now witnessed legislative bribery prosecution IN LII
nos were in this country legislator was
indicted on charges having used bribery to effect the eecon OIL
,.+o orimer last pring trial the jury disagreed 1t
had been venire of sixty men, from whlcn ne"
trial ury dismissed by the court on III
formation thar all the privately approached IN
baf the indicted legislator the sixth set of men
paneed to draw The explanation is the desire OF party
leaders prevent disclosures show that the majority OF e
Illinois the election Enough Is
already known TO obtained by corrupt
means Justice sadly miscad Illinois in the past and the
outlook in this S promising.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19
CHOLERA IN ITALY.

ea HE appearance Asatc cholera in Italy number Of
being reported in the towns and villages the
province Bari Dele Puge is due to strange negligence
which permitted Russian devoees to enter the province without
sanitary washing their cloth
ing communicating the water supply Italy better governed
will stamp out this epidemic but not until after
of life and large expenditure In Russia there is hardly
disease the being nep and its off
worthless The cholera will have to burn itself
there negbor nations closely guard their frontiers against
infection.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19
ER1DA,Y, EVENING, AUGUST 10, 1910.
THE CANNON ISSUE IN THE PRIMARIES

TT ARoLD j. ROWLAND, of Upper Monca an eul,0I d.
HI the Outlook theProgressve Republican opponent VI P
reentaye Parker the Seventh district and George u
Austin of East Orange Progressive Republican, VIII oppose
sentative Wiley the Eighth district Messrs FarNef anu
will have TO fight denomination against weloganzed opposi
+;on The Progressive the two dsc now III pos
r has energecal conducted ana VIII no" "
come aggressive The chief issue made b the
of Cannonm 1t is doubttul eher VI
the Reoular candidates follow the example OF Congressman
ongworh and against Cannon Nor would mucn hoo
be gained thereby. And they stand by Cannon or tue
the handicap IN the eecuoh
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19
COULDN'T MAKE UP HIS MIND.

It's rather hard lines when a man
returns from a little pleasure jaunt
and finds his family in jail.
About the only thing that is left
for him to do, if the arraignment
is to be symmetrical, is to go to Jail
himself.
That's just what Newarlzer who
recently came back from Canada
did. But a well-known detective,
who made the trip with him, had
something to do with influencing his
decision.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19

To tho Editor OF the Evening STAR
Now that there is a break between
Taft and Teddy" what is going to
become of the Republican party in
1912? VIII It not impair its chances
of success? Then it seems to me that
there is something radically wrong
when Teddy gets "sore.'' Does all
this not show that perhaps after all
there is great deal of truth in the
charges made by Senator Gore against
Sherman and a few others?
Perhaps there were ones higher than
the Vice President connected with the
scandal that Gore did not dare men
tion. Then, again. why does not Taft
throw Ballinger out? If a man like
Pinchot is unfit for office, what right
has Bailinger got TO be there? He has
strong hold on someone and some
day, when he is ousted, there is going
to be grand scandal and Gore will
say, 81 told you so." B. U. N.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19
DIFFERENT NOW.

That man without State, who is
vacillating between New York and
New Jersey, and is not wanted in
either State, would have found
eager welcome awaiting him on
every hand before the census was
taken.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19
NATURALLY.

Patrons are unjust to the street
cars"
what makes you say SOP"
"Well, take a man who starts for
his destination fifteen minutes later
than he should start, and waits two
minutes for car; doesn't he blame
the whole delay on the car?'-Buffalo
Express.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19
DON'T. SAID DEW.

Out of regard for the eternal fit
ness of things, Miss LIE Neve will
not wear Mrs. Crippen's jewelry on
the return trip to England
Ethel was masquerading coming
over. so the use of the jewelry was
permissible.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19
SHE NEWER WOULD HAVE MISSED IT.

"They say" Mrs. Oldcastle remarked,
that he has, made study of occult
ISM"
Has he?" replied her hostess, as she
Strengthened the $500 rug. Hes about
the last man I'd pick out for an eye
tor"-Chicago Herald.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19
The People s Rostrun


reasons for believing in women's SUI
frage. 1t seems to me almost self-ev1-
dent, an axiom. that every householder
and taxpayer ought to have voice In
the expenditure of the money we pay
Including. as this does, interests the
most vital to human being"
A. 8. B.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19
A SUGGESTION.

Complaints are constantly being
received by police officials in this
city of burglars who enter houses
in the absence of caretakers.
Now, If the absence of caretakers
affords an easy entrance to a house
full of valuables 1t should be
abolished.
1t would be easy to warn house.
holders when they leave for the
country to have careful caretaker
in charge who would take care to
stick around and cut out the alb
sences.
Indeed, it might help to hire a
small boy to run errands to tha
corner for the caretaker.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19

The STAR extends the privilege
of these columns to the public and
invites signed communications OF
not more than one hundred words
treating of topics of the hour.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19
PROGRESSIVE ENDORSEMENT FOR GNICHTEL

IT ENDORSEMENT by the Progressive Republican leaders OF the
candidacy for puts them In line with the neg
MARS in the charter obviously the policy OF the
agree with the Regulars some candidate or
candidates campaign involving the govenorsp the con
gressmen the register and the Assembly an agreement
might well the and member OF the Board OF
Works
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19
THE PRESS AGENT RESPONSIBLE.

Figg-I read today that each star IS
the centre of a universe.
Fogg = Well, each star generally
thinks she is.-Boston Transcript.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19
THE DAYS BEST STORIES


n
added
village
crazy a
=
whie?'
replied
"W Fin Fine ' nov '' ''' S "' 'D' ''''' company
W "Theyacc they?'
hat ind # a job they you"
Didn't any"
Then how'd theya propositon?"-
of
EN- off the
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19

Either through carelessness or
ignorance the census enumerator
who worked down that way failed
to get the CUFFS age. If he had
done his full duty we would not now
be in this predicament.
A man who has been in Texas
since Santa Ana's visit TO this
country and who fell with the
Alamo says as far back as he can
remember the gulf stood just about
where it stands now. But this in
formation is of little account in the
present crisis, as scientists want all
the dope they work on to be as
precise and exact as an old maid,
and the Texan may be rambling.
Anyone who can furnish any in
formation which will lead to the
discovery, arrest and conviction of
the age of the gulf of Mexico will
be suitably rewarded.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19

Florence Nightingale as q sunragist.
To the Editor of the Evening Star:
Florence Nightingale was a suffra-
gist as we'll as the pioneer in trained
nursing. In each of the great suffrage
professions in London brigade of
trained nurses in their uniforms has
marched under a banner bearing Miss
Nightingale's portrait and this section
of the procession is invariably cheered
all along the route.
1t is amusing to remember that in
her early days there were "antis' as to
the propriety of women as nurses in
military hospitals. When Florence
Nightingale and her band of nurses
went out to the Crimea, Mary Russell
Milford referred to them as "notoriety-
seeking ladies'" and declared that male
nurses be much more useful.
In answer to a letter of inquiry as
to her views on woman suffrage Flor
ence Nightingale wrote: You ask my
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19

let it go at that. We do not lock the
stable until after the horse has been
stolen The knowledge of the fact that
Taft was the original injunction judge
was not thought significant by those
who voted the Republican ticket at the
last presidential election, but as they
look back now they must realize that
a man even though he be President
of the United States can be just as
loyal to his friends, the trusts, and just
as antagonistic to the laboring man as
he was in the days when he issued his
first injunction.
The increase in railroad rates, the
increase in the cost Of living and the
utter disregard of the monopolists to
the protests of the people are truly
ominous signs. The attitude of Gov
ernor Fort towards the commuters is
illustrative of the abject servility OF
the political puppets; they do the bid
ding of their masters, the trusts, with
out protest
1t is time for US to wake up to q
realization of the truth. Let us moi
invest officeholders with virtues they
do not possess, respect for the dignity
of an Office should not blind us to the
true nature of its incumbent. Let us
exercise our intelligence, our freedom
of thought and not be carried away
by silver-tongued orator who points
to '.Old Glory" while the band play:
the 'Star Spangled Banner" Deeds
not words, should be our guide.
MAXWELL CURTIS.
Newark N T.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19
CHANCE FOR SOMEONE.

How old is the gulf of Medcof
This question, which seems at the
first blush to be simple one, is
harder than it looks and is very
important.
After great deal of research,
which eliminated in the discovery
of the skull of human being OF
ancient times, several professors
have agreed that man is thirteen
million years older than the gulf.
The search for the missing age of
man is therefore getting very warm.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19
MAIZE AND BILL.

MAIZE AND BILL.
You all know "Bill," for he would be
Ii different Will-Yum, Will or Willie,
And surely no one could be hazy
About what sort of girl is "Mazie."
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1910-08-19

.N.zHZ.:GN'
WMsEM

THE MOTIVE.
The first and the worst
OF all ills that burst
Ger helpless mankind,
Is unsatisfied thirst.
And that is the reason so many
vacations
Are spent in the shadows of LIFE
saving stations.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-11-24
Needful knowledge
tect the Approach of Kid
ney Disease.

The symptoms of kidney trouble
are so unmistakable that they leave
no ground for doubt. Sick kidneys
excrete thick, cloudy offensive ur-
inc, full of sediment, irregular of
passage or attended by a sensation
of scalding. The back aches con-
stantly, heada ches and dizzy spells
may occur and the victim is often
weighed down by a feeling of Ian
guor and fatigue. Neglect these
warnings and there is danger of
dropsy, Bright's disease, or diabe-
ties. Any one of these symptoms
is warning enough 10 begin treat
ment for the kidneys at once. De-
lay often proves fatal.
You can use no better remedy
than Doan's Kidney Pills. Here's
Emmett proof:
w. J. Logan, D. e c. Addition,
Emmett, Idaho, says: Last winter
was annoyed by too frequent pas
sages of the kidney secre4ions. My
back ached great deal and when
ever | stopped had sharp pains
through my kidneys. When l was
advised to try Doan's Kidney Pills.
did so and the contents of two
boxes entirely relieved me. | have
had no cause for complaint since. )"
For sale by all dea ters. Price
so cents. Foster-Milburn Co, Buff
falo, New York, sole agents for the
United States.
Remember the name Doan's and
take no other
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-11-24

Bower Ditch, thence in an easterly
direction along said north line about
1872 feet to point on the quarter
quarter section line which is about
SIP feet south of said n. E. cor
ner, thence north on said quarter
quarter section line to place of be-
ginning; Perry NJ Spratt, beginning
at the n E. corner of the NV Il
OF the NV "A of sectLon 6, township
6 north of range one west B. NJ,
thence S. 1876 feet to the toe or
base OF bluff, thence S. rs degrees
% minutes east 241.4 feet, thence
feet, thence n. % degrees Al min
utes east 270.9 feet, thence s.
degrees SO minutes east 327.4 feet,
thence S. 81 degrees AZ minutes
east 170.S feet, thence ~ 81 de-
grees 81 minwes east 1902 feet,
thence n. 0 degrees "A minutes east
649.6 feet, thence n. SO degrees O6
minutes west 155 feet, thence n. 06
degrees IS minutes west 466 feet,
thence N. SO degrees 40 minutes
east 1851 feet, thence n. 1904
feet to the N e. corner of the
NV 4 of section 6, township north
of range one west, B. NJ, thence
west one-quarter mile to the place
of beginning.
All persons interested in or that
may be effected by such change of
boundaries of said District are here
by notified to appear at the office
of said Board, which is at the resi-
dence of w. E. Bell on the Bench.
one mile north of Emmett, on the
25th day of November, 1910, be-
tween the hours of one P. NJ. and
five P NJ. of said day, and show
cause in writing, if any they have,
why the lands mentioned should not
be annexed to the said Distriot
Dated this 7th day of November.
1910.
HARRY S. WORKMAN,
Secretary of the Emmett Irrigation
District
First insertion Nov. 10, 1910
Last insertion Nov "a, 1910.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-11-24
Notice for Publication.

Department of the Interior
U. S. Land Office at Boise, Idaho,
October 81, 1910.
Notice is hereby given that
George L. Tappan of Emmett, Idaho,
who on November Is, 1908. made
Homestead Entry No. 01906, for
SEA SWA, Lot 4, Section IS,
Township n, Range 2 w, Boise
Meridian, as filed notice of inten-
ton to make final Communication
proof to establish claim to the land
above described, before the Register
and Receiver, at Boise, Idaho, on
the goth day of December, 1910.
Claimant rames as witnesses:
William F. Sinclair, Frank w.
Sasser, Orr E. Critics, Sidney Walk
er, all of Emmett, Idaho.
WIN. Bag DIGESTION, Register.