The daily sentinel., 1910-06-21


II By E. A. Sherman.
Two Kentucky ministers fought
duel with knives the other day. What
cutups these reverend gentlemen can
be when they start out
A noiseless firecracker has been in
vented by New York City man. 1t
will be about as satisfactory to the
average small boy as mintless julep
to a Kentuckian.
An Idaho laundry is advertising
for an experienced hand-ironer. We
do not know much about that, but we
are sure that dad could be an iron
handler on occasion.
our crying need is intelligence,
declares President Hadley of Yale.
Therein does he show the greatest
intelligence manifest from college
president for some time.
''Neighbors are advised to kiss and
make up" says the FIT. Collins Re
view. Fine. That is if you can pick
your neighbors, and your wife Is away
in the country.
Casper. Wyo.-A freak lamb was
born at the NJ. L. Bishop ranch. near
here, which had eight well formed
legs. four eyes, four ears, two mouths
and two noses.
Outside of those slight peculiari-
ties It is presumed that the lamb was
normal.
II the government is going to CON
serve the prairie winds it would bet
| ter begin its experiments with the
coming political campaign. Wind
will be a drug on the market. Even
now some politicians are beginning
to blow hot and cold" on some ques-
tons, so a variety could be secured
/ with little trouble.
In the selection of clippings from
| exchanges the Grand Junction SEN
tinel displays a discriminating taste
that is very flattering to the Journals s
! vanity.-Telluride Journal.
Vanity. nothing The Journal rec
| ognizes the fact that Grand Junction
| is the hub of the western slope, and
| what interests us must be of interest
| generally. Our modesty is so great
| that we hate to mention it.
| Perhaps, after all there is some
| virtue in the old assurance that
| everything comes to he who waits. F"
| Another lifelong ambition of the
Journal scribe was realized today,
through the intervention of benevo-
lent friend-possession of n genuine
panama hat,-Telluride Journal.
Passing the quoted grammar, we
beg TO inquire if the panama afore-
! mentioned is the first or last INSTALL
ment of the scribe's wardrobe.
. The millennium is near A church
has returned "A surplus over a re-
= quested contribution. Sunday at the
Presbyterian Sunday school it was
e announced that they were still short
:, 42 cents of having S25 for specific
purpose. Subscriptions We're called
a for of . cents each tand one for 2
!. centsl but nearly a dollar was paid
e in, so the secretary went around and
1 returned the overplus. 1t is now up
to the butchers TO rebate for the bone
: doctors to make no charge if the pa
e tient dies
One of the railroad boys handed us
+ a copy of the new rules for train and
}. engine crews. They are respectfully
+ submitted to the NJ. NJ. and d. S. for
I consideration:
n when train is approaching a
r team the engineer must stop the train
o and cover the engine with tarpaulin
II cry
:. I'm case horse gets scared at an
IS engine. Notwithstanding the scenic
d tarpaulin, the engineer will take the
e engine apart as rapidly as possible
" and conceal the parts on the river
d bank.
: "on approaching a curve where he
can not command view of the track
ahead. the engineer must stop the
h train, blow the whistle, ring the bell,
l. fire a revolver, and send up three
II bombs at regular intervals of five
d minutes.
" In case train comes up behind
a pedestrian he shall affect deafness
until the engineer calls him a hard
d name.
g "All members of the police force
d shall give up Sunday to chasing
trains
u when a train approaches a cross
d ing where the tracks are dusty. the
engineer must slow down to one mile
an hour and lay the dust with hand
/ sprinkler"
d UpCrv