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New-York tribune., 1910-11-20
TEARS.

What's Maude crying about asked =,
father home from work
shes CRYING over the play she slW 4
the matinee"
And what's MayInie crying about9
shes CRYING because she couldn't 60 =
" Washington Star
New-York tribune., 1910-11-20
HELPS TRADE

DO you believe in love az first signts
Sure. It boosts my business
How sou
I'm q divorce cour- lawyer -DsI-aa
Free Press.
New-York tribune., 1910-11-20

recently the authorities of Hamburg
." 4" testing a new theory .h the ex-
'e'H''hation of this dread plague. which
'Ae' OeIieye they nave demonstrated TO
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-08-28
BUSINESS DIRECTORY.

TAILOR AND PRESSER.
ATHENESE Tailor Shop. Peter Tar
taris Prop. SOS West I'd South. Steam
and dry cleaning. Suits pressed. SOC;
Steamed and pressed. 45e.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-08-28

IN times of trouble, business perplex-
tiles and sickness. Call on E. Hooper
Finch, Nj. D., noted clatrvoyant and
healer 261 South Main st.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-08-28
FOR RENT.
ROOMS UNFINISHED.

FOR RENT-3 rooms, unfinished,
good location near Liberty park. sl2
month. Inquire SCI Green street, bet.
9th and 18th East, sth and 9Th South.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-08-28

WANTEO-6-rOom modern fur
nlshed cottage. close in preferred. best
81 references. no children. Call Bell
Phone 2922-NZ
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-08-28

FOR RENT-Nice store room just
east of Grand theatre, fine basement.
Apply @. S. Holmes, Knutsford hotel.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-08-28
WANTED To BUY.
WANTED To RENT.

WANTED-Furnishe apartment or
house. Something nice. At least five
rooms. Three months OF more, no chill
dren or dogs. Address V Is, Herald
Republican
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-08-28
WANTED.
MISCELLANEOUS.

WANTED-50 pairs OF shoes a day
20 repair. Monarch Shoe Repairing
ladies'. soc. heels straightened, 25e:
rubber heels. 40c. celebrated OSulli-
van heels. soc. We call for and de-
liver. Both phones Bell 1853. Ind
N4z4. Very best oak leather used.
Best OF workmanship Monarch shoe
Repairing Co.. i4s East I'd So.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-08-28
FOR SALE
MISCELLANEOUS

FOR SALE-Weu equipped chicken
and fish ranch with 6-room modern
brick house. ideal place for country
home, stock on place included Ia Dur-
chase. Price $4,000; terms. No. 4O55
50. tth East. Waudamere car. Address
V is, Herald Republican.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-08-28
STORE ROOMS.
FOR RENT

Fine store rooms in SemiOh hotel.
Fine location and improving. Rent
reasonable. Apply p. o. Perkins.
KnutsfOrd hotel
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-08-28
CITY SUNDAY 1910
FOR RENT
FURNISHED


HOTEL SAVOY. No. 20 East LIST
South. vel! ventilated. large rooms, soc.
75c and sl.0O per day; $500 per week
up. TWO-rOOm suites furnished for light
$500 and 5000 per week.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-02-04

Turtle and farina taken together rep
resent to those who live on the Anna
zon. be they white, negro or Indian or
one Of the numerous crossbreeds,
what the salmon does to the Alaska
Indian, the cocoanut to the south sea
islander and rice to the Monaghan.
A short run of salmon in the Alaska
rivers, crop failure in the paddy
fields Of China, a hurricane in the
south sea islands, all reduce to the
same thing-famine. On the Amazon
a shortage of turtles may be tided
over by a plentitude Of farina, or vice
versa. A failure Of both turtles and
farina In the same year brings great
and widespread distress. Farina is a
crude. locally made product Of the
root of the manioc, further refine
ment Of which results In the tapioca OF
commerce. Tapioca is the pure starch
OF the root, farina the starch mixed
with a woody fiber, the latter impart-
ing a yellowish color to the compound.
Farina under number Of different
names is more or less Of a staple with
the natives in all Of tropical America
from the West Indies to Paraguay
Los Angeles Times.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-02-04

II is n mistaken idea that the proper
way to lift a full grown eat is by the
nape Of its neck without supporting
the lower part Of its body with the
other hand. 1t is true that the mother
cat carries young kittens by grasping
In her mouth the loose skin at the
back OF her offsprings neck, but a
tiny kitten is a very different matter
from a large cat, and, indeed, the only
way to lift kitten without squeezing
or hurting its soft little body is to lift
it by its neck But after it has grown
larger its own weight is too great to
be supported by such bit Of skin and
fur as is SO grasped by the hand, and
many cat suffers perfect tortures by
being held In this manner and is quite
helpless to run or struggle, as in such
a position certain of Its muscles can
not be controlled, and it is absolutely
at the mercy of its unconscious tor
mentor.
The same rule should be observed in
lifting rabbits by their ears. They
should always be partially supported
by the free hand and not allowed to
dangle with their whole weight strain
ing from their large but necessarily
delicate -Watchword.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-02-04

OF Whistler Lady st. Heller in
Memories Of Fifty Years" writes thus:
HE was genius and had all the de-
fects and qualities Of one. TO him
everything was joke, the subject Of
a bonmot. The lightest and daintiest
Of persifiage was what be excelled in,
and one never had a dull moment In
his company He was always late for
dinner, arranging the immortal lock
OF gray hair in its proper place as he
came into the room, with apologies
and excuses, none Of them true-of
which he was perfectly conscious and
also Of the fact that his host and
hostess knew that they were not.
Wherever he was there would be cir
Gle listening to him, and his ringing
laugh would be heard all over the
room as he sent his shafts right and
left into the joints Of the armor Of
those who were attacking him. 1t was
a great surprise and almost a shock
when he appeared as benedict"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-02-04
Ralinion In Holland.

The following incident was told me
by Lecky in somewhat whimsical Illus
tration of his belief that II religion
were to die out Of all other European
nations 1t would still survive in Hol-
land: A Dutch peasant was In sore
straits about the imposslbillty of max
ing his hens observe sunday He came
TO his pastor with a present of eggs.
He regretted, he said, that he could
not prevent his hens from laying these
on the Sabbath. but he made what
amends he could by giving them to
Gods minister that they might be
handed over to the poor and inirm.-
"Old and Odd Memories"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-02-04
In Wild Wales.

Tourist-Good morning, my pretty
maid. Whose sheep are these?
Shepherdess-They belong to Mr.
Goronwy Cadwaladr, sir.
T.-Oh. very nice name too! And
where does he live?
Sat Tre'rgeifrgwylltion.
T.-Have you been much from
home?
S.-Only in Anglesey, sir. went
with my brother and my sister to LA
acknowledgements and from there
to see Creiglau Crugyll and came back
to northumberland and then
T.-Hold hard. Let me breathe a
llttlei Well, where afterward?
Swell, my brother had to go back
to Chwarel Caebraichycafn and my
sister to Llanaelhaiarn, but on our
way home we went to see the little
church by the riyer-such a funny old
fashioned church, sir.
T.-Where is 1t? ! mean what par
ish?
s. In Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgagery-
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
T.-Mercy on us! That's enough!
However shall I find such a placer
London Spectator.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-02-04
A Lonn Ealt Want.

An American once went to Windsor
castle and insisted upon seeing Queen
Victoria, He was told that it was
quite impossible. as an audience with
the queen could be had only by APP
pointment. Still he persisted, and then
they told him fatfooted that before
seeing the queen he must state the OBJ
ject of his visit. He said he wanted
to show her a new piece Of furniture,
throne bed-a perfect throne by day
and perfect bed by night.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-02-04
Suspicious.

During period Of political agitation
a stranger arrived in Magdeburg,
where, on applying to the authorities,
he obtained permit or ticket Of resi-
dence. He had not been long In the
town before he became aware that his
steps were being logged by man In
blue uniform. He bore 1t for days,
but at last said to the spy: Sir, do you
wish to drive me mad? Why do you
pursue me in this wayr'
Il am detective, and my instruc-
tons are not to lose sight Of you" was
the quiet answer.
why, what fault have the police
to find with mer shouted the stran-
ger in the greatest excitement My
passport is in order. Here Is my
ticket Of residence. l am a citizen Of
Berlin. Why do you follow me about?'
ut states In your passport" was
the reply, that you were going to re-
side here for pleasure. That looked
suspicious, as 1t is the first time any
one came to reside in Magdeburg for
pleasure"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-02-04
How Eskimo, Measure Time.

Writing Of the Eskimo methods of
measuring time In region Of six
months day or night, Harry Whitney
in Outing says:
"The Eskimo divides his periods into
sleeps, but sleep does not designate
by any means the civilized measure Of
day and night. 1t is, In fact, very
uncertain term. Often we Travelled
from twenty to thirty hours without
rest. Now there was no night. and
so far lost count Of time that | was
not at all certain Of dates. Our single
marches with the succeeding sleep
not infrequently covered full forty
eight hours, or two ordinary days
The object Of these extended marches
was to take advantage Of good wealth
er and general conditions or because
no safe or convenient camping place
presented itself in the interim"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-02-04
More Than One WaY.

The caller, a man whom he had
known In the old town back in Penn
sylvanla, had dropped in to talk old
times with the busy lawyer, and the
lawyer had endured it patiently for
an hour and n half. Then, unseen by
the caller, he pushed small knob at
the end Of his desk, and a bell rang
In the adjoining room.
Excuse me moment, Mr.. Hocken-
splutter," he said, stepping into the
other room and proceeding to hold this
one sided conversation over an imag-
mary telephone:
"HpIlOW
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-02-04

There is something about the char
acter Of mules that makes their own
ers at times almost equally stubborn.
in the Washington Star this dialogue
concerning one IL not two such animals
is reported:
why don't you get rid OF that
muler
well, subj" answered Erastus Pink
ley, Il hates to give in. If was to
trade that mule OF he'd regard 1t as a
personal victory. He's been tryin' fob
de las six weeks TO get rid o. me-"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-02-04

Wife (revisiting the scene Of her be.
trothaD-l remember. Aigernon, so well
when you proposed to me how painful
ly embarrassed you were. Algernon-
Yes, dear, and | remember so well
how kind and encouraging you were
and how easy you made it for me,
after all.-London Tit-Bits.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-02-04

When George III. first met Sir John
Irwin, a thirsty soul, he remarked
facetiously, They tell me. Sir John,
you're fond Of glass OF wine"
Your majesty gravely responded
the courtler, your informants do me
great injustice They should have
said bottle."-St, Louis Republic.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-02-04

Mistress (hurrying frantically)-Ma-
ry, what time is IT now? Mald-Half
past ?, mum. Mistress-Oh, thought
1t was later. still have twenty min
utes to catch the steamer Maid Yis,
num- knew ye'd be rushed. so | set
the clock back thirty minutes to give
We more time-Puck.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-02-04

Experience would be n wonderful
asset but for one thing"
whats that"
You can never sell 1t for what It
cost you"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-02-04
yes"
% 90

mo, Bertha, I'll not have time to
come home for dinner. It's already
4;30, and / have several hours work
yet to do. am very busy and have
been detained"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-02-04
Her Sad Finish

did you ever know a girl to die for
love?"
"Yes."
Did = Just fade away and die be-
cause some man deserted herT
mo She Just took in washing aud
worked herself to death because the
man she loved married Houston
Post.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-02-04

small bag cannot he made to con-
tain what is large, A short rope can.
not he used to draw water from A
deep well.-Chinese proyerb
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-02-04
FOR sAIH.

ENoR SALE, A HOUSE AND LOT. in
Rockville. on main street, near High
= hool, b. o Station and electric cars
hia dwelling contains I rooms, etc.
Also, about 30 acres Of land. a mile
from Rockville, fronting on Frederick road
opposite West More Station of r. 40. r. r.
Inquire Of
aug SOFT RocL vj,Ie Ia
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-02-04
Eyes. GOODBYE"

yes. Goodbye
Then he went back to his desk. But
Mr.. Hockensplutter had already risen
to go.-Chicago Tribune.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-02-04

Papa, what is the person called who
brings you in contact with the spirit
world"
"A bartender. my son" Exchange
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-02-04
Would 3. Taken Car. OF.

Would Be Taken Care OF.
Il fear am not worthy Of you
Never mind about that" responded
the young lady with the square jaw.
Between mother and myself imag-
inc we can effect the necessary i'm
provements, Louisville Courler-Jour-
nal
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-02-04
KensingtOn Railway.


WARS leave Chevy Chase Lake for Kensing-
I ion on hour and on half hour, $3.50 a.
m. TO IL p. IN.
Returning cars leave Kensington quarter
before aud quarter after hour connecting
with Capital Traction Co e through cars
which leave Chevy Chase Lake aud returning
leave 18th street aud New York Avenue at
quarter hour intervals. Cars leaving 10Th aud
New York Avenue, n. W quarter before and
quarter after hour connect with kensiug-
ton cars.
Fare o cents each way on Kensington Rail
way, and one car ticket to Circle on Capital
Traction Railway.
COMPUTATION RATES-GOOD UNTIL
USED-5O ride tickets 81 so, good on Ken
slngton Railway. Sold by Mr. George Peter
ct B. h o. ticket Office.
100 ride tickets 81 90 on Capital Traction
Cos line, Chevy Chase Lake TO Circle sold by
Capital Traction Company's Agent, Chevy
Chase Lake,
Chevy Chase Circle 10 C. llne) one car
ticket TO any point In city on Capital Trac-
ton Oompsny's lines.
w. Connection At KensingtOn with local
trains on b. 4 o. r. r. To reach points In
northwest section Of city passengers will usu-
ally save time and money by taking Keusing-
ten cars to the Lake aud thence Capital TrAc-
tlon cars 10 city.
KENSINGToN RAILWAY co.
july 2O-y
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1910-02-04
VERNON G. OWEN,
EXPERIENCED AUCTIONEER,
GAITHERsBURG, Md

WlLL SELL REAL OR PERSONAL
w PROPERTY in Montgomery county
or any part Of Maryland, Virginia or The
District Of Columbia, on VERY LIBERAL
TERMS "
aan QO-2m
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-14
Took Turns as the serpent

Mrs. Rogers had the barrel of russet apples placed in the attic because they were not quite ripe enough to eat and she warned her three boys, whose ages range from to Il years, not to touch them.
 Then. one rainy day, when she sought the attic to get something from a trunk, she came full upon her sons. surrounded by apples cores. At her approach two of the boys drew closer together but the third, little distance off, who lay on his stomach contented- ly munching an apple, apparently paid no attention to his mothers entrance.
 "Johni Henryi Willie!" she exclaim- ed, reproachfully. "Whatever are you doing2 And those apples! Didn't I tell you not to touch them2
 ''Yes, mamma" replied Jack, the eld- est. but we're really not eating them; f; we're acting the Garden of Eden. Will lie and I are Adam and Eve. Henry, over there, is the serpent. trying to lead us to our downfall by showing us how good the apples are"
 But" began the mother as sterniy as she was able. "you two must have been eating apples; Henry hasn't done it all. see as many as 10 cores around you"
 "Oh. yes.' returned Willie. the youngest, we've all been taking turns being the serpent. = The Fruit Grower.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-14
Ready for the Summer Hoarder.

The dignif1ed president of a we'll known and flourishing New England college, in his moments of relaxation, tells the following story at his own expense:
 One summer some years ago he spent a vacation of several weeks at a farmhouse in a Maine town The next season he received a letter from his former boarding mistress inquiring if he would like to return.
 In reply he stated that he would be very glad to pass another summer vacation with her provided some needed changes were made about the place.
 First" wrote the college president, your maid Mary is persona non gra- ta, being anything but neat and or derly in her ways, and if she is still with you I trust you will at least not allow her to wait on the table.
 secondly. I would suggest that the sanitary conditions on your place would be greatly improved if the pig sty were moved back a few rods far ther from the house or done away with altogether.
 T will wait until I hear from you before deciding about coming"
 The somewhat peculiar college pres ident was treasured by the receipt of the following reply:
 Mary has went. We hain't had no hogs on the place since you was here last summer. Be sure and come"
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-14
DANlELS0N
Dexter Estate inventories $12o5o- Ballard Estate s54,91f--LocaI Inter- est in La SaIette Buiietin-Increase in Postoffice Receipts.

Edward s. Carpenter has returned from Boston. where he has been at tending a bill posters convention.
 Louis Petrossi of Hartford has been a recent visitor in Danielson.
 William Wolfe of Bridgewater. Mass, visited friends in Danielson Thursday.
 Has Passed Examination. Lieut.. Ebert L. Darbie, commanding the Thirteenth company, has received notice that he has successfully passed the examination to be captain.
 Julius c. Rabolwi.z of Providence was in Danielson on Thursday.
 John Burns of MechanicsyiIIe con- ducted the installation of the Forest CTS of America in their hall on Thurs day evening"
 Mrs Ellen Moore, who has been i'll at the home of her son, James Moore. for several weeks. does not improve
 George c. Bliss of Holyoke was in Danfelson on Thursday.
 Officers of Orient Lodge.
 Orient lodge, K of P. has elected the following officers for the ensuing term: c. C.. Charles H. Bacon: V C., W. J. Schoonman; P, George O. Thomas; NJ. w, F. E. Warren; keeper Of records and seal, Edward Warner; master of finance, Henry F. Burton: master of exchequer, A. F. Wood; master of arms. w. Clarence Bacon; inner guard, Ralph Young: outer guard. Henry Herman; trustee for three years, William J. Craig; rep resentative to the grand lodge for three years. F. E. Warren. It is ex- pected that the officers will be in- stalled next Friday evening.
 Mrs. Dexter's Estate S12,o5o. c. c. Young and E. o. Wood, ap- pra1sers of the estate of the late Mar garet c. Dexter. have filed the fol- lowing inventory of her estate with Judge Oliver E. Getty of the probate court: Equity in the Dexter building SS,00O, house at the corner of Broad and Reynolds streets $3,sOO; miscel- laneous S250; total s12,05O. George c. Foote of Southbridge a nephew of the testator, is the executor of the es- tate.
 Isaac B. Ballard Left s54,e1f.
 W. P. Kelley and J. IT. Perry, ap- praisers of the estate of Isaac B. Bal lard, late of BallouviIle. have filed the following inventory of his estate in the probate court for the town of Kill ingly: Home farm, sS.so0; OK pasture Rhode Island s4O0; Pennington sav- ings bank g, ,436.6s: Mariners savings bank S59S.56; Chelsea Savings bank S2,449.57; Norwich savings society s3,360.99; New London savings bank S2.635.54; Rockville savings bank S597.50; MiddletoWn savings bank SIP: Windham county savings bank S3.5O4.s 90; Putnam savings bank 3D. 695.97; Mechanics savings society, institute of savings $5,333.20; Pro- ducers savings bank. Woonsocket S3,- 83L32; Peoples savings society, Woon. socket, $5.036.44; two consols of the Securities company of New York $1,200: two consols of the Securities company of New York, $120; claim in Texas land agency, $100; old home place $400; corn. hay. grain. tools, etcs., $44S.75; furniture, household goods, etc, s204; total value of the estate $54,911.
Norwich bulletin., 1910-01-14
ARTISTS FLOCK TO eIVERNY. A Quaint Norman Retreat Has Be-
 come an American Art Center.

Babrizon has been killed by pubIici- ty and Giverny has taken it's place. Therefore it is with regret that write Of this lovely Norman retreat, one Of the most charming, peaceful art cen- ters in France. But it is an American art center. And to Ignore the fact seems impossible, for here-within a stones thow of each other-live celeb rites like Frederick Macmonnies, Hen ry Hubbell. Carl Anderson. A. B. Frost, Frederick FrieseSe, Charles Miller and many others, while quite aloof from all the rest eff I except his son-tn- law, Theodore Butler), is the home of that great and fast aging genius, Monnet, the master of "impressiondsm."
 Monnet lives in a little cottage set in wonderful and beautiful garden. A forest of old fashioned flowers runs wild and is defended against casual visitors by iron railing and 8 stout barred gate, which, as a rule, Monnet refuses to undo for anyone except the members of his family.
 I was warmly welcomed at the home of MT. and Mrs. Hubbell, a small, pret- ty. two-storied house with an attract i've view spread out before it. Some what to my surprise, Henry Hubbell informed me that he was in no sense an "impressionist" He convinced me by producing his most recent portraits all or nearly all of them, most able and pleasing harmonies in greens and blues The most ambitious was an admirable fulI-length portrait of his wife, which would grace any gallery.
 A few steps farther I halted at the cottage of one of our painters. Freder- ick FrieselSe. Stacked against the walls of the room I entered were ten or more works, painted quite likely at Giverny all tenderly and delicately treated, low in tone and poetic as to feeling. Frederick Frieseke paints al- ly in a beautiful garden on the way to Vernon which he shares with his neighbor. Frederick MacMonnies.-N Y. American.