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Medical.
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LADIES DESIR ADVICE
by graduated registered specialist call at MRS.
WILLIAMS'S office. private house. 4ss West
Twenty-second St, New York, 2 blocks from
Twenty-third st. ferry. or 4 blocks from Twenty
third st. Hudson Tunnel station. Absolute salts
faction guaranteed. Charges moderate. Ad-
vice free. once hours. 10 to 4. Sundays. II to 4.
LADIES' PRIVATE NURSING. confinement
cases, trustworthy advice by graduate regis
tered specialist: advice free and satisfaction
guaranteed. IRIS HARMON. 1879 Washing
ton ST.. Newark; private house, two blocks
rear of Hahne's; Office hours from IL to 8.
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DoRNER-Entered into rest on Friday,
July 10, 1910. John, beloved husband OF
Frederick Dorner (nee AhI. Sol
Hunterdon street.
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DEYBACH-On Friday, July 10. 1910. at
her late residence. No. 4S4 walnut
street, Marie. beloved wife OF Jonn
Deybach (nee Reichert), In her 500
year.
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WESTON Thursday. July Il. 1910.
Lucy G. West.
Funeral services will be held at the
home of her sister, Mrs. Harry +.
Muirheid, $40 Roseville avenue. on
Saturday. July Is. at IL a. m. Inter
ment at Trenton. N. j.
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DoUGLAS-On July IA, 1916, j. Annie
Douglas (nee Finegan), wife of Alex.
Dauelas and daughter of the late
Peter and Honorah Ffnegan.
Relatives and friends are kindly IN
vited to attend the funeral from her
late residence. No. lat Van Buren,
street. on Monday. July 18th, at 3
a. M, to st. James's Church, where
a High Mass of Requiem will be OF
fered for the repose of her soul. IN
terment In the Cemetery of the Holy
Sepulchre.
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BAxTER-on July IA, 1910. Edgar Fred
erIck. son of Morgan c. and cara M.
Baxter, aged l year, 81 Newton street.
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MEMBERS of Marcus L. Ward Council, No. 205,
Jr. q. u. A. NJ, are hereby notified Of the death
Of Brother Henry Luft. Funeral services Sat.
urday. July 10th. at 2 o'clock. Residence Of
Springfield avenue and South 2ist street at 1:4b.
Ohm A. MORSE. Rec. Sec.
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FARROW-on July IS, 1910, Jane. be-
loved wife of Frank Farrow, In her
ffty-fourth year, "a Quitman street
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City Advertisements.

OFFICE OF THE BOARD OF EXCISE cow
MISSIONERS OF CITY
OF NEWARK.
City Hall. July 10, 1910.
The following Is the list of the names. resi-
dences and places Of business of applicants for
ncenses, contained in all applications or petit
lions made to this board for the granting of IL
censes to sell spirituoue. vinous. malt or brewed
liquors. and not heretofore published according
to law. to wit:
Name Place of Business. Residence.
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L0anS-Personal.
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sALARIED people. women keeping house and
DINERS furnished money without security.
cheapest rates. easiest terms: save money ~
seeing me before trading lsewhere. ofices IN
% principal cities. D. II. TOLMAN, room ST.
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FIEDLER-Entered into rest, on Wed
nesday, July IS, 1910. at his late resi-
dence, Sc Holland street, F. Emil
Fielder, aged AZ years Z months
DAYS, beloved husband of Augusta
Fielder NEE Grohmann) and son OF
the late John Henry and Wilhei-
NINA Fielder.
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GILLEN-on July 10, 1910. at his late
residence. No. 315 Hamilton street,
Harrison, Patrick, beloved husband
of Catherine Gillen (nee Callaghan).
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FORCE On Wednesday afternoon
July 10, 1910, at Montclair, N. j.
Marion Smelling Forsyth Force, for
merly of Toledo, o., wife of Dexter
Newell Force, Lorraine avenu cor
ner of Park street, Upper Montclair,
N. J..
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HILL-At East Orange. N. J., Emily
Hill, beloved daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. A. A. Hill, entered into rest on
July Is, 1916, at her parents resi-
dence, in her 7th year, 25 Jones street.
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Cemeteries.
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GLEN RIDGE CEMETERY.

Franklin av. and Joralemon st.. Bloomfield.
N. J.; tel. 1881 Bloomfield. Branch ONCE,
Newark. Scheuer Bldg; tel. sa22 Market.
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KERNAN-on July Is. 1910, at his late
residence, q Golden street,
beloved husband of Mary Herman
(nee Fogerty), formerly of South Or
ange.
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Real Estate Brokers.
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FIRE INSURANCE. represent companies
assets of which aggregate 100 million dollars;
the largest companies In the world: ! can
contract and underwrite lines of any size;
merchants, ma lufactrrers and realty owners
will benefit by calling or sending for one OF
my representatives before placing their poll
Giles, Insurance in all Its branches c. y.
KRAEMER. 776 Broad st.
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Pianos and DREAMS.
Instruction.

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LOwREY-on July 13. 1910, Thomas,
beloved husband Of Anna Lowrey.
and son of Patrick and Margaret
Lowrey (nee Keegan).
Relatives and friends are kindly In
vited to attend his funeral from his
late residence, 70 Woodland avenue,
Kearny, on Saturday, July 1s. at 8 a.
m, thence to st. Cecilia's Church at 3
a. M, where a Solemn Mass of Re-
QUEEN will be offered for the reposc
Of his soul Interment in Cemetery
Of Holy Sepulchre. Boston papers
please copy.
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PAYS over twenty per cent. on cash invested: .
well located six-family house. in Rosevifle,
just on Central av.; cortains thirty decorated
rooms and six baths: all improvements excepA
heat; every apartment rented. and always
the market. Hill J.. BOWERS & co. 1Ss
Market st.
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FOR SALE-Desirable dock property on Pas
eaic River, liz It. by 200 IT. /; three-story brick.
one-story brick and two-story frame buildings
on property; centrally located: shipping facili-
ties excellent. Address E. G.. Box 81. Star
Office.
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TWO-FAMILY SACRIFICE = Well located;
three minutes walk from Clinton av.; con-
tains thirteen rooms and two baths: all improve
ments. including separate entrances and steam
heaters; make US a reasonable offer and we will
arrange terms to suit. PHILIP J. BOWERS &
CO.. 1879 Market st.
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For Sale.

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NEW. modern S-room house. steam heat; lot
50x142; good location: price "a. 200. F. LORENZ.
Conant st., Elizabeth. near Lyons Farms.
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SACRIFICE-Two choice lots on Hilton av.,
near trolley; must be sold. For particulars
write G. GOEDDE, Hilton. N. ].
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Q SALE, cheap, a three-family house, near
two lines of cars. Bank st. and South Orange
av. Address OWNER. Box 81. Star Office.
The Appeal., 1910-05-14

Another obstacle to the rehabilita-
tion of the Democratic party is the no.
toricty Of some of it's Southern mas
ters: and prominent sensible Demo
crate are fully aware of the fact. For
instance, the Washington Herald re-
marks:
If Mississippi rejects Mr.. Percy in
favor Of Mr.. Vardaman in the forth
coming primary, just to that extent
will the nation be placed on notice
that the Democracy is not yet through
consorting with mountebanks, near
statesmen and demagogues.
Now, Mr.. Percy is not what he
ought to be from the Afro-American
viewpoint, but the fact that he was
elected in place Of the great blathers-
kite of Mississippi shows that even
down in that dark place of the earth
the people who sit in darkness are
seeing q glilnmer Of light.
The Appeal., 1910-05-14
THE "RLACk NANNY" MONU-
MENT.

the proposal of certain Southerners
to erect a monument to the BLACK
Nanny" does not meet the approval
of THE APPEAL. .@
The ''Black Mammy'' is person Of
the past and her place has been taken
by thousands of educated, cultured
and refined Afro-Americans of today.
The South wishes to remind the
race of it's former servile condition
and to perpetuate for all time the
knowledge of such condition. This is
to be done under pretense OF love for
the "BIack Nanny of slavery days.
If the South was really sincere in
it's love for the Black Nanny it
would not hate Ier noble sons and
charming daughters among the Afro
Americans of today and would not en-
act unjust, unchristiar, inhuman laws
to huniliate and degrade them and
deprive them of their rights as citi-
zens.
, The $1,0O0,OO0 it is proposed to
waste on a monument could be used
to more advantage to the race in some
other way.
The Appeal., 1910-05-14

between the races is distinctly drawn,
but in the North there is no justifica-
tiOn for their existence.
The Afro-Americans who are urging
the establishment of separate Y NJ
G. AS are making grave mistake.
They should consider the question
from every angle before using their
influence in favor of a movement
which will be farreaching in it's ef-
fects and may come back sometime
in the shape Of discriminating and re-
pressive laws and finally in the with
drawal of all civil and political rights
from the race.
There are in the United States a
few individuals who have proved
themselves to be true Christians. but
the alleged Caucasian Christian
Church in this country justified slay-
cry and has never taken a decided
stand for the rights of men.
The Y. NJ. G. A. people in many
Northern communities are endeavor-
ms to seggregate the Afro-American,
thus proving that in one respect the
Association is not a Christian organ
izatiCn. .-." .- N...c
4 If Afro-Americans think that an or
ganization similar to the Y. NJ. G. A.
is needed in any particular commu-
nifty, they should form one and call it
by some other name. Under NO cir
cumstances should they have any con-
nection with the Central Y. NJ. C. A.,
which as q rule in cities where there
are colored branches, admits to the
central organization members from all
branches except the colored branch.
To become a branch of an organiza-
tion which discriminates is to admit
inferiority.
That Afro-Americans should be-
come parties to the segregation plan
is inconceivable, yet many are doing
so. THE APPEAL believes that
these members of the race, who are
in many instances, Intelligent people,
are misguided and after they have
carefully considered the matter and
see the sperils the plan entails will
about face and refuse to segregate
themselves.
Better call q halt now. Unless seq
regatiOn is StODDed it will cO1tinue to
grow and it is not impossible that
within ten years the jinlcrow car will
roll into Chicago.
Men and women Of the race, con-
slider we'll your actions!
The Appeal., 1910-05-14

AN AUTHENTIC BIOGRAPHY.

4 I. r (
Goodness gracious!" exclaimed the
bondholder's wife as she entered. his
private Office. where the thermometer
indicated 95 degrees. and found her
husband. his brow dripping with per-
splratlon, .busily engaged with pair
or scissors. in the arduous employ
ment of detaching coupons. Good
ness gracious! Are you trying to take
a Turkish bath?"
The bondholder turned to the wom-
an with hurt expression on his
shreWd face Il wish you would not
speak IN so sighting a manner" he
sald' reprovingly. Il am expecting
visit from the man whom I have en-
gagged to write my biography and l
want 10 appear so ne can say truth
fully OF me, that l earned my money
by the sweat of my brow"
The Appeal., 1910-05-14
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The Appeal., 1910-05-14
SATURDAY, MAY IA, 1910.
DEMOCRATIC HOPES.

Bnoyed up by few local successes,
our Democratic brethren are full of
hopes of carrying the country in the
next presidential election; but it may
be well to caution them not to be
over-sanguine. One swallow does not
make summer.
There are some obstacles in the
way of their attaining that success
which it may be well to note One is
the anarchtistic spirit in regard to THE
results of the war, which character
ICES the party and it's evident inten-
tion to neutralize those results to the
greatest possible extent
The recent disfranchising move
ment in Maryland was as much an act
of rebellious defiance of the Nation as
the firing on Fort Sumter. It was a
useless and senseless waving of the
bloody shirt, accompanied by the old
rebel yell.
The Appeal., 1910-05-14
METAMoRPHosED.

She loosened down her lovely hair
q Her hair that was her own,
And bodice, girdle, flounce and lace
10 right and left were thrown.
In simplest gown Of ample fold
She wrapped her beauty rare
Each jeweled trinket cast aside,
And-oh, but she was fair!
Among the pillows of her lounge
She. lay, to read and rest,
Fa1rer than even eyes of men
Had seen her-at her best! i
But when her maid, with timid knock.
Brought in a card of white,
she to her mirror flew and cried:
''Oh, am such fright"
And then. with corset, belt and stock,
And combs, and all the game
OF puffs and prinks, she strove in hast,
To make herself that same
Madeline Bridges, in Puck.
The Appeal., 1910-05-14
Its Identity.

Brother Gaumpers-Uh-wel sab,
me and mum wife done sallybrated
our rubber weddin' last night, and
Brother Lopp-Hol on, sir! What
sawtuh weddin'? ..
brother Gaumpers = Our, rubber
weddln', sab. We done invited bout
dozen OF our friends over to chick
en- supper, wild little gin and music
afterWard, and mighty nigh de whole
rest O de cullud poperlation stood
outside and rubbered in th'oo de win
ders.-Puck.
The Appeal., 1910-05-14
Goinu Too Deep.

Going Too Deep.
Seymour-What killed Yellers?
Ashley-EIis greed
Seymour-His greed? What do you
mean?
Ashley mean his persistency in
getting two enjoyments when only one
was intended.
Seymour-Kindly be more specific.
Ashley-Why, instead of smoking
only, he also inhaled. :
The Appeal., 1910-05-14
Research Work,

HE seems to have a thirst for
knowledge" uf
I'm afraid his thirst is for a kind
of knowledge that won't do him much
good"
why do you say that?"
"He devotes himself exclusively to
finding the answer to What is
whisky?'"
The Appeal., 1910-05-14
Light Burden.

: : - CIyNC 6UTUCTI.
The feelings of the coal dealer were
much injured.
Sell short ton of coal?" he
echoed, raising his hands in protest
why. my dear man, if that should
happen it would weigh on my con-
science the rest of my life'
"Well,' responded the customer,
with much feeling, If it didn't weigh
any more on your conscience than it
does on your scales, don't think you
would notice it much"
The Appeal., 1910-05-14
Poor Timpers

Poor Timpers.
Il have just made valuable dis
covery," announced Timpers.
What is it?" asked Twiggs.
"I'm a fool"
"Ah, the joke is on your friends
How is that?'
"You know something they don't
think you know"
The Appeal., 1910-05-14
Wise Janitor.

Wise Janitor.
Harker-The janitor of these flats is
indeed a genius. He has painted all
of the heat radiators snow white.
Mrs. Harker-Don't you call that ar
tistic, Harry?
Harker-No, genius. He knows
when they are snow white they won't
show the frost on them.
The Appeal., 1910-05-14
British Innocence,

British Innocence.
over in London" drawled the Brit
lsh tourist, some of the hotels have
hops every evening, 'pon me word
they do."
WELL" laughed the clerk in the
American hostelry, lover here we
have bell-hops"
"Ha, bell-hops? And is - that
dawnce with bells?"
The Appeal., 1910-05-14
Tender-Hearted Maid.

NO." said the heiress.'. IT am
sorry, but l can never be your wife"
"Why not?" queried the poor but
otherwise honest young man.
Because" she explained, 81 couldn't
bear to have your feelings hurt by
hearing people say you married me
for my money"
The Appeal., 1910-05-14

The Republican platform.
adopted at Chicago, explicitly de-
mands justice for all men With
out regard to race or color, and
Just as explicitly declares tor the
enforcement, and without reser-
HatiOn. in letter and spirit of
the thirteenth, fourteenth and
fifteenth amendments to the Con. -
stitutiOn. is needless to state
that stand with my party
squarely ON that plank in the
PLATFORM, and believe that equal
justice to all men and the fair
and impartial enforcement of
these amendments are in keepinE
with the real American spirit Of
fair play.-HOn. VIM. HI. Taft's
speech accepting Republication
nomination for Presidency.
The Appeal., 1910-05-14
Felt Sorry for Him.

Hank Stubbs-I hear the savins
bank over to Putney wuz robbed las
night.
Bige Miller-Don't see how you kin
;;'zacly call it robbed, when the burglars
took up little collection 'rnongst
themselves an left it fur the cashier.
The Appeal., 1910-05-14
CANNON THEOLOGICAL SEMINARY
ATLANTA, GEORGIA

AIMS AND METHODS.
The aim Of this school is to do prac"
tical work in helping men towards sue.
cess in the ministry. It's course Of study
is broad and practical; it's ideas are high;
it's work is thorough; it's methods arc
fresh, systematic, clear and simple
COURSE OF STUDY.
-, The regular course Of study occupies
three years, and covers the lines of work
IN IN tn the several departments Of theological
instruction usually pursued in the lead
ing theological seninaries of the country
EXPENSES AND AID.
tuition and room rent are free. The
apartments for students are plainly fur
n1shed. Good board can be had for seven
aGalars sfas1S per month. Buildings heated by
aid from loans without interest. and
in g,lts OF friends, are granted to deserv-
ing students who do their utmost in the
grace, gifts. and energy need be deprived
.! GI + me advantages now opened t.. him.
address 'i'o1 pal i.icuidrs
REV. j. w. f. BOWEN. d. u.
Fres. Cannon Theological Seminary.
The Appeal., 1910-05-14
A Practical Benefit.

IL would die for you. my darling!"
he whispered, with soul rapture thrill
ing in his tones.
do you carry much of life insur-
ance?" she asked with a dreamy, far
away look in her big, tender eyes.
The Appeal., 1910-05-14
Caution.

She-Would you marry woman
who had been divorced?
He-Well, I don't know. A good
deal would depend on what she had
been doing with her alimony.
The Appeal., 1910-05-14
!TlLL0TS0N COLLEGE

- AUS TIN. TEXAS.
The Oldest and Best School in Texas
for Colored Students. Faculty mostly
graduates Of we'll known colleges in the
north: Reputation unsurpassed. Manua.
training part, of the regular course.
Music a special feature of the school.
Special advantages for earnest students
The Appeal., 1910-05-14
A Riotous Pace.

Uncle Eben-I tell ye that it's ex.
cessive Indulgence in pleasure that
kills so many men.
Uncle Ezra-You're right on that,
:Eben; those fellows that stay up till
nine o'clock pitchin' quoits by lantern
light won't realize it till their eyes be-
gin to fail 'em.-Puck.
The Appeal., 1910-05-14
An Artist.

..Dirks seems to have quite way
about him"
sQuite way? Well, should say!
Why, that fellow can borrow money
from you and leave you laughing when
he says goodbye!'
The Appeal., 1910-05-14
THE APPEAL.
aHATlONAl AFRO-AMERlCAN NEWSPAPER
PUBLISHED WEEKLY BY
AMS BROS. EDITORS AND PUBLISHERS,
4oE. 4th ST., St. Paul, ninn.

ST. PAUL OFFICE
No. 236 Union Block, 4th & Cedar.
j. q. ADAMS. Manager
The Appeal., 1910-05-14
At ths Book Store.

"Havel you Heart Throbs ?'' asked
the sweet young thing.
'sNo, MISS said the ascetic clerk,
I'm a woman-hater.'
The Appeal., 1910-05-14
Explaininu 1t,

.: Explaining 1t.
''This is queer"
''What is it?"
'"This newspaper picture is labeled
speaking likeness of Mrs. Pank-
hurst"
"Well, what of it," w.
"Hcr mouth is shut
"She talks through her hat"
The Appeal., 1910-05-14
All In.

We want it to be warm because
The place our woodpi!e was is flat;
We have no money for more wood
But we've none for new straw hat.
The Appeal., 1910-05-14
Taking Him at His Word.

my son is too LITERAL
What's the matter?"
ST told him he must take up some
calling, and he went out and got a
job at a theater as a carriage Iaega-
phone announcer
The Appeal., 1910-05-14
The Embargo.

"We can't take that play to Baltf-
more without changing the setting"
.'Why not?
Because in the second act is a
tbaby grand piano"