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The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1910-12-22
OBITUARY.

Amoret Eliza Shaw was born in
Marcy. Oneida county, New York, July
.6, 1883, and died at her home in North
Prairie, December 11,191O. She came
with her parents to North Prairie in
Benton township, Lake county, ILL.,, in
the spring of 1852 and there has lived
continuously since. She followed the
occupation Of teaching school for about
fifteen years. She joined the M. E.
church at an early age and was
a constant and helpful church attend
ant and worker until her advancing age
and sickness prevented. She was unit
ed in marriage November 81, 1889 to
Elijah Thomas Simmons and was left
widow December 80, 1900. She was
always faithful and unselfsh in the
performance of her duties as a member
of society, as a daughter and sister
and wife. She had three sisters and
three brothers, all of whom passed to
the spirit land before her except her
youngest sister, Lucia, Mrs. Myron j.
Brown, of Osceola, Nebr., who was with
her during several weeks of her last
sickness and death.
In the death of Mrs. Simmons the
community has lost lovable character,
one whose influence will live after her.
"She being dead yet speaketh."
Interment was in Lake Mound GENE
terry, December ID, 1910.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1910-12-22
SALEM

Mrs. Adeline Bassett started Tuesday
for California. This will make fifteen
trips Mrs. Bassett has made going to
and from California.
Several men from Salem attended the
burial at Genoa of Mr.. Dorothy last
Friday.
Mrs. HOLSTER spent part of last
week with her son Homer Hollister in
Bristol
Mrs. Gaines and daughter Miss Vera
visited Mrs. John Evans the last Of
the week.
Nathan Burgess was quite sick,
threatened with pneumonia, at the time
of the funeral of Mrs. Burgess last
Friday.
Theron and Homer Watkins are
home for visit.
There will be tree and Christmas
entertainment at the church Saturday
night.
George Beimer came home from Mad
ison Monday morning.
Charles Gregory has gone to a sani-
tarium in Michigan for an operation
for growth on his lip.
Mrs. Runkle and son, DR.. Guy Runkle
of Burlington are visiting Mr.. and
Mrs. Stocker.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1910-12-22
PARIS

Everybody is most cordially invited
to attend Christmas tree entertain
ment and oyster supper at the Paris
NJ. E. church Friday night, December
%, 1910.
Hogan Hanson and Leo Fcnk trans.
acted business in Racine last Saturday.
Ed Gunter, James Williams and
Harry Gunter transacted business in
Bristol last week Wednesday.
VIM. Crane, Jr, took two large loads
of poultry to Kenosha last week We'd
nesday.
Ben Stahl and brother of Kenosha
spent Sunday in Paris.
VIM. G. Roberts and Edward ,Swantz
of Paris and Don Martin of Yorkville
took the train Tuesday for Madison,
where they will spend the next few
days.
Herbert Gunter took a load of poul-
try to Kenosha last Friday.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1910-12-22


Miss NJ. Ida NORM and pupils of
school district No. 5 gave a basket
social at Woolmen hall on Wednesday
evening of this week. srszsarsssss d
Mrs. j. William Miller visited with
friends in Racine over Sunday.
John Bowers of Corliss spent Mon
day with his brother Hiram Bowers.
Harry G. Thompson spent last Mon
day in Chicago.
William Middlecamp of Oshkosh Wis
tied at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. L.
Frank Define during the past week.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1910-12-22

case. People living in the neighbour
hood declared that they heard men
talking about the saloon just after
midnight and it is supposed that these
were the men at work breaking the
door open. 1t is supposed that the
burglary was committed by some of
the local crooks who knew conditions
at the saloon and were aware of the
fact that the reconstruction of the
building offered an easy chance for
forcing an entrance. The police are
watching number of suspects and
it is possible that arrests in connection
with the case will be made during the
day.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1910-12-22

Mrs. Chas. Gore spent Monday in
Kenosha.
G. E. WilIett and Frank Fox made
trip to Kenosha on Saturday with their
auto.
E. c. Citizens has purchased new
piano for his daughter Pearl.
Mrs Dorey entertained the Larkin
club on Monday evening.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1910-12-22
NEWS OF
KENOSHA COUNTY
SoMERS.

A merry Christmas to the Editor,
his staff and to the many readers of
this paper.
Miss Lavina Bailey and pupils of
school district No. l will hold their
Christmas exercises at the school house
on Thursday evening, December o.
All the patrons and friends are cord
tally invited to attend
Miss Eta Learned and pupils of
school district No. will have their
Christmas tree and exercises on Fri
day evening, December %, at the
school house. Every one is invited to
attend.
State Senator Isaac T. Bishop spent
Tuesday in Milwaukee.
Mrs. James E. Spencer and Miss
Della Bishop visited with friends in
Milwaukee Tuesday and Wednesday.
Mr.. Farrell the stock buyer of Rus
sell, ILL.,, transacted business in this
vicinity Wednesday.
Clinton o. Hitler began work with
contractor in Racine Monday morn
ing,
Miss Trina Bowers has returned
home from two weeks visit with
friends and relatives at Walworth and
Delavan.
County Superintendent Of Schools, J.
j. Kerwin visited the schools of this
vicinity during the past week.
Mrs. Il. j. Strong and Mrs. f. G.
Ozanne visited with Mrs. Alice S. Nc
Nary, of Milwaukee Monday.
Mrs. N. L. Thompson, Mrs. Louis
Fenske, and Mrs. M. A. Rasmussen
spent Wednesday in Milwaukee.
County Superintendent of Schools j.
J. Kerwin of Silver Lake visited at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. E. G, Ozan-
ne Thursday evening.
Fred Beuchner transacted business in
Milwaukee on Thursday.
John Marcony of Walworth visited
among friends here during the past
week.
Thomas Bowers of Sylvania visited
at the home OF his brother Hiram Bow
eTs Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lyman j. Strong spent
Friday in Racine.
r. M. Miller s auction sale was large
ly attended Thursday and everything
sold at a good price. Bert Wherry and
Ezra Christianson auctioneered the
sale. This was their first experience
in this work and many compliments
were heard.
Somers Camps, Modern Woodmen OF
America, S2S and Royal Neighbors,
4052, will hold a joint installation of
their newly elected officers on Wednes-
day evening, January IL, 1911, at
Woodman hall and give a free oyster
supper to their members with their
families.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Laner, Mr..
aud Mrs. M. A. Rasmussen and daugh-
ter, Miss Dorothy Rasmussen, Mr.. and
Mrs. William f. Bose, Jr., and Fred
Donsing, Jr., went to Fernwood Sun
day to attend the 80th birthday ami
versary of grandfather Donsing.
Messrs. Charles Nelson of Madison
and George McFreckridge of Oshkosh
have been spending the past few days
with Messrs. William and Harry
Thompson.
Frank LIGHTER and his sister Miss
Rose, visited with friends in Racine
over Sunday.
Mrs. John Haigh and daughter Miss
Mildred Haigh, and Miss Mamie Lytle
visited with friends and relatives in
Racine over Sunday.
The Presbyterian and Methodist
Sunday schools will hold a union
Christmas tree and exercises at the
Presbyterian church on Christmas eve.
Saturday evening". The program be-
gins at eight O'Clock.
Mrs. Louis Fenske and son Russell
visited with friends in Racine Sunday
aad Monday
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1910-12-22

Sheriff-elect Andrew Stahl is plan
ming to give several people in Kenosha
Christmas presents as he hopes to be
able to announce his list of deputies
and his appointment of an undersher
if by Christmas day.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1910-12-22

Miss Grace Matthews has been nam
ed as an assistant City Treasurer to
assist in the collection of the city tax
es. Thus far forty dollars has been
received on the new tax roll.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1910-12-22
NOTICE.

Paris Mutual Fire Insurance Co.
Notice is hereby given that the. an
nual meeting of the Paris Mutual Fire
Insurance company will be held in tn,
town hall in the town of Paris OF
Tuesday, January 3, 1911 at 2 O'CLOCK
p. m.
w35 Michael Stollenwerk, Sec
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1910-12-22

Alderman Werner head of the Pauper
committee of the Common Council has
had more than $50 calls for help in
the last ten days.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1910-12-22
NOTICE.

The annual meeting OF the Somers
Mutual Fire Insurance company will
be held at the town hall of Somers on
Tuesday, January 3, 1911 at 10. a. m.
WIS I. T. Bishop, Sec.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-01-05
OF With The Auditor.

Editor G. M. Harman left yester-
day with County Auditor W. D. Dent
on his annual rounds over the county:
They began at CASTOR yesterday and
by reference to the published notice
elsewhere it will be possible tor you
to keep up with the different points to
be made. :,
We want to urge upon our subscrib-
ers tho Importance of meeting the ed
itor promptly. We not only need the
amounts due US on subscription, but
the postal laws will not allow us to
send papers through the mails to sub
scribers in arrears for more than one
year. Wew want to get as many OF our
Subscribers t. pay in advance as pos
sible. Remember when you pay tor
your paper that you can secure the
Home and Farm, the best farm paper
ever published, for the small sum ot
25 cents in connection with The DIS
patch. See the editor and get YOU
receipt for both papers,.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-01-05
A Wild Blizzard Raging

brings danger, suffering often DEATH
to thousands, who take colds, coughs
and la5rippe-tnat terrr OF winter
and Spring. Its danger signals are
s.stuffed up.' nostrils, lower part OF
nose sore, chills and fever, pain in back
of head, and a throat-gripping cough.
When Grip attacks, as you value your
life, don't delay getting DR.: King
New Discovery. Zone bottle cured
me-" writes A. L. Dunn, of Pine VAL
lev, Miss, latter being laid up three
weeks with Grip For sore, lungs,
Hemorrhages, Coughs, Colds, Whoop-
ing Cough, Bronchitis, Asthma, it's su-
preme. soc. S1.OO. Guaranteed by Kauf-
mann Drug Co. Dericks Drug Store
Sandel Drug Store.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-01-05
NOTICE.!

The regular quarterly meeting of
the directors of The Home National
Bank will be held at Lexington on
next Tuesday, the 18th, at 10 a. m.
The regular annual meeting of the
stockholders will be held on the same
date at II o'clock.
Alfred J. Fox, Cashier.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-01-05
Here is Relief for Women.

If you have pains in the back, Urinary
Bladder or Kidney trouble, and want a Ger
tain. pleasant herb cure for woman,s Ills.
try Mo,her Gray's Australian Leaf: IT is a
safe and never falling regulator. All Drug
eists or by mail 50 Cts Sample package
FREE. Address, The Mother Gray Co..
LeRoy, Ny
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-01-05

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy never
disappoints those who use it for obstl.
nate coughs. colds and irritations OF
the throat and lungs. It stands un-
rivalled as remedy for all throat and
lung diseases. Sold by All Druggists.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-01-05

DR.. A. D. Morgan, a prominent
physician of Perry, was in town Mon
day and read paper before the Cour-
ty Medical Society.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1910-01-05
Ea7man-Cor1ey.

Mr.. Van D. Harman and Miss Mary
Corlev were married last Sunday
evening at o'clock by Pastor b. W.
Cronk at the parsonage.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-05-05
AWFUL BURNING ITCH CURED
IN A DAY

''In the middle of the night of March
S0th woke up with burning itch in
my two hands and felt as if could
pull them apart. In the morning the
itching had gone to my chest and dur
ing that day it spread all over my
body. was red and raw from the top
of my head to the soles of my feet and
was in continual agony from the
itching. l could neither lie down nor
sit up. happened to see about Cuti-
cura Remedies and thought l would
give them trial. took a good bath
with the Cuticura Soap and used the
Cuticura Ointment. l put it on from
my head down to my feet and then
went to bed. On the first of April l
felt like new man. The itching was
almost gone. continued with the
Cuticura Soap and Cuitcura Ointment
and during that day the itching COM
pletely left me. Frank Gridley, 325
East 43rd Street, New York City, Apr.
81, 1909" Cuticura Remedies are sold
throughout the world; Potter Drug G
Chem. Corp, Sole Props. Boston, Mass.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-05-05
CANADA FORGING
AHEAD

Thomas G. Shotwell, one of the
greatest market reporters in America,
writes from New York, under date Of
March goth, and says:
"The Tariff tangle with Canada
which President Taft has taken in
hand is of Importance chiefly because
of the multitude of American farmers
that are crossing into the Canadian
northwest. Most conservative esti-
mates of their number place 1t at
10000 for 1910. Some say as many
as 100000 will cross. These are all
expert farmers and their places in the
United States are being filled by I'M
trained men from Europe and from
the cities. Canada is gaining rapidly
In agricultural Importance and with
in a few years the United States will
have to call on the Dominion for
wheat Production of wheat in the
United States is not keeping pace
with the population. A tariff war
would complicate the problem Of get
ting food. Even now Canadian farm
ers are getting higher prices for their
cattle on the hoof and Canadian house.
wives are paying less for meat in the
butcher shops than farmers and house
wives are receiving and paying in the
United States. The tariff on cattle
and wheat must be removed as be-
tween the two countries before long"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-05-05
Citizens Resented Being Voted for as
Towns "Meanest Man."

Old Scrooge might be philanthroC.
ic Carnegie alongside certain tight
wads in Mount Vernon, but William
Friedberg has no license to determine
publicly who are the men WAC would
squeeze a dollar until The eagle
yelled: Help! I'm me!ing!" For
conducting voting con est to deter
mine the meanest man In Mount Yer
non Friedberg, who kseps a cigar
store there, was fined five dollars by
Judge Plat here. A warning went
with the fine.
Friedberg lives in Astoria, but does
business in Mount Vernon. He placed
in his window a 2lacard: Come in
and vote for the meanest man in
Mount Vermont" This was followed
by list of names. Conspicuous In
the lot were the mayor and chief of
police. Then came many solid and
staid citizens. After every name was
number signifying the votes the
owner of the Eame had received so far.
Great was The wrath of the so-called
"meanest men," Friedberg was or
dered to take the sign out of the win
dow, but ne refused to do so. His in
dictment for libel followed. In court
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-05-05
R!2QS4AA
MEREDITH VA IS
NltHOL,SONS
ILLUSTRATIONS 81
R4T NI4ZTERcS
cnpX1xH /so/ 6v So65S 7xE2RNk ca
SYNOPSIS.

Miss Patricia Holbrook and Miss Helen
Holbrook, her niece, We're entrusted to
the care of Laurance Donovan, writer,
summering near Port Annandale. Miss
Patricia confided to Donovan that she
feared her brother Henry, who, ruined by
a bank failure, had constantly threatened
her. Donovan discovered and captured
an intruder, who proved to be Reginald
Gillespie, sutton for the hand of Helen,
Donovan saw Miss Holbrook and her ia
Their meet on friendly terms Donovan
fought an Italian assassin. He met the
man he supposed was Holbrook, but who
said he was Hartridge, a cauoe-maker.
Miss Pat announced her intention OF
fighting Henry Holbrook and not seeking
another hiding place. Donovan met Helen
in garden at night. Duphcity of Helen
was confessed by the young lady. At
from the house. She met Reginald Gill
lespie, who told her his love. Gillespie
was confronted by Donovan At the town
postofflce Helen, unseen except by Dono-
van, slipped a draft for her father into
the hand of the Italian sailor. A young
lady resembling Miss Helen Holbrook
Helen was thought to have been at home.
Gillespie admitted giving Helen $4,000 for
her father, who had then left to spend it.
Miss Helen and Donovan met in the
night. She told him Gillespie was nothing
to her. He confessed his love for her.
Donovan found Gillespie gagged and
famous Italian and Holbrook, He released
him. Both Gillespie and Donovan adj
mitted love for Helen. Calling herself
Rosalind a voice" appealed to Donovan
for help. She told him to go to the canoe
makers home and see that no injury be-
fell him. He went to Red Gate.
At the canoe-maker's home. Donovan
found the brothers-Arthur and Henry
Holbrook-who had fought each other in
consultation. "Rosalind' appeared Ar
thur averted a murder. Donovan return
ing, met Gillespie alone in the dead of
night. On investigation he found Henry
Holhrook, the sailor, and Miss Helen en-
gagel in an argument. 1t was settled
and they departed. Donovan met the
real Rosalind, who by night he had sup
posed to be Miss Helen Holbrook. She
revealed the miX-up Her father, Arthur
HolbrOok, was the canoe-maker. while
Helen's father was Henry Holbrook, the
erring brother. The cousins, Helen and
ROsalind, were as much alike as twins.
Thus Helen's supposed duplicity was ex-
planned. Helen visited Donovan, asking
his assistance in bringing Miss Patricia
Folhrook and Henry Holbrook together
for settlement of their money affairs,
which had kept them apart for many
years. Donovan refused to aid. He met
Gillespie and planned a coup. By making
Gillespie give n number of forged notes
to Rosai.ud, who he supposed was
Helen, SO closely did they resemble each
other, Dono~an cleared the way for
settlement of the HOlbrook troubles. Gil
iespe had possessed the only evidences
of the HolbrOOkt' disgrace. The evidence
is securely hidden. Helen suddenly dis
appeared. Donovan prepared to SubSu-
tute ROSalird for her.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-05-05
Bonaparte's Resolve,

Napoleon entered the clubhouse
with a frown foot deep on his fore
head, and temper not fit for publica-
ton.
Mile tonnerres!" he calculated. IF
ever play golf with Baron Munchau-
sen again may l end my days on the
island of ST. Helena"
Whats the matter with Munich,
Bony?" asked Caesar. looking up from
his asbestos copy of the Congressional
Record.
you get nothing but bad lies all
over the links" retorted the emperor.
-Lippincott's.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-05-05

Art seemed safe topic; and l
steered for the open, and spoke in a
large way, out of my ignorance, of
Michelangelo's influence, winding up
presently with a suggestion that Miss
Pat should have her portrait painted.
This was successful stroke, for we
all fell into discussion of contem-
poraneous portrait painters about
whom Sister Margaret fortunately
knew something; but cold chill went
down my back a moment later when
Miss Pat turned upon Rosalind and
asked her direct question::
Helen, what was the name of the
artist who did that miniature of your
mothers"
Sister Margaret swallowed a glass
of water, and l stopped to pick up my
napkin.
Van Arsdel, wasn't it?" asked Rosa
lind, instantly.
Yes; so it was" replied Miss Pat.
Luck was favoring us, and Rosalind
was rising to the emergency splen,
didly. 1t appeared afterward that her
own mother had been painted by the
same artist, and she had boldly risked
the guess. Sister Margaret and
were frightened into a discussion OF
the possibilities of aerial navigation
with a vague notion, think, of keep
ing the talk in the air, and it sufficed
until we had concluded the simple lun
cheon. / walked beside Miss Pat tc
the parlor. The sky had cleared, and
preached a drive at once. had
read in the newspapers that a consid
cradle body of regular troops was
passing near Annandale on a practice
march from Fort Sheridan to a rem
devious at some point south of us.
Let us go and see the soldiers"
suggested.
Very well, Larry" she said. eve
can make believe they are sent out to
do honor to my birthday. You are a
thoughtful boy. can never thank you
| for all your consideration and kind
ness. And you will not fail to find
Arthur am asking you no ques
tions; I'd rather not know where he
is. I'm afraid of TRUTH" She turned
her head away quickly-we were seat
ed by ourselves in corner of the
room. Il am afraid, l am afraid to
ask"
HE is well; quite well. l shall have
news of him tonight"
She glanced across the room to
where Rosalind and Sister Margaret
| talked quietly together. l felt Miss
Pats hand touch mine, and suddenly
there were tears in her eyes.
Il was wrong! / was most unjust in
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-05-05
Gentlemen Two,

Two street cleaning department
men were having an alteration as
they were driving their cars side by
side along upper Broadway the other
afternoon. One was red-faced and
bulbous-nosed, the typical ''rummy."
The other was an adder-headed negro.
Both looked utterly disreputable.
Get out O. my way!" yelled the red
faced man. Don't cher know enough
to get outer der way when you see a
gentleman"
I'm more of a gem'man than you
you big rum" retorted the negro.
"Youall drives a garbage cart, an
only picks up ashes. New York
Press ..-
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-05-05

"The Devil and the Deep Sea-"
Habits English Proverbs" gives
the proverb as "Betwixt the devil and
the Dead sea-" and quotes it from
Clarke's "Paroemiologia," 1889, and
adds this note of explanation: son the
horns of dilemma. In Cornwall they
say deep sea. which may be right"
Reddalls Fact, Fancy and Fable"
gives the following explanation of the
proverb: This expression is used by
Col. Monroe in his Expedition with
Mackay's Regiment printed In Lon
don in 1887. The regiment was with
the army of Gustavus Adolphus and
was engaged in a battle with the Aus
TRANS. The Swedish gunners did not
elevate their guns sufficiently, and
their shot fell among this Scottish
regiment, SO that we were between
the devil and the deep sea-"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-05-05
or Another Feather.

did you folks want any aigs to-
day?" called the grocery boy from
the back steps.
"Yes," answered the cook, who was
busy kneading dough. "Just lay 'em
under the refrigerator"
81 amt Hen; I'm the other boy"
shouted the lad from the grocery
Chicago Post.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-05-05
Courage at the Counter.

Success never yet came to the man
who lost courage at the first rebuff;
but many men have courted failure
by allowing the inevitable disappoint-
ments of an imperfect world to check
their efforts.--From the Grocer.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-05-05
esga 8 z|SaR6H2|z s 2sse
Took U1brage at Aspersion

he pleaded guilty, but asserted he did
not know he was violating any law
White Plains Cor. New York Sun.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-05-05

Mrs. wInsiow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, sofens the gums reduces n
Examination aays palm. cures wind collie 2c bottle.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-05-05

Constipation causes many serious diseases. It
Il thoroughly cured by Doctor Pierces Plea SAINT
Peliets One La native. throe for cathartio.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-05-05

The signature on check is sign
of prosperity.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-05-05

Even truthrur man is occasionally
guilty of exaggeration.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-05-05
Skeptlcfsm.

Pa. what is skeptic?"
"A man who will not eat chicken
salad because be believes 1t is sinful
to butcher calves"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1910-05-05
Domestic Notes.

i've noticed one thing"
And what is that?"
When one gets loaded it's usually
his wife who explodes."