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DamninS Memories.

To THE EpIIos oF TEE SUN-Sr- Here
- one ~ho remembers very well the bus
cars on the Sixth avenue line and also rhs
old stage -leighs on Broadway during tho
great snowstorme we used 10 have .Tohn
Worthy must be situated like the writer
Nv old schooima tee have either died or
zrovn 50 much Younger than that their
me nlories are vsrv poor az 10 events IL
the sns Ne TArLor
NEW YORK Decsmbe-
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To RAJ F1'ToV ~ TINS S"N--'. gru Hsl'
iere for Hcrs-, ogFh' - - ~ nA-r = re-
sa.ar- ,ronr-E 80 Hhi'~riu sgii-irg Battery
psc.
u piusr. 'nfs~1 n -atc. s,-4Egliag sorss.
IN he slippery osvsmes' VIE arI'sl drivers nvsr
then csaI1R rse-i Ilncreif4Hy
The c y ought 70 lav- ~ "-,s- down
aer- watch Tor bgIta' divers
Nv NpEk Drrsrn,r
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4 Comfortable hide

To TEE EDITOR or THE SrS--Si I
hasten 30 relieve 'ohn Worthv's mind
and confirm his recollscrions
In 1870 | Vas connected with a Wholesale
house in Broadway near Walker street and
living IN Twenty. ninth street near Si1-h
avenue ! regularly used tho one horse bus
car which went 70 Canal street and Brosd.
vay. swung around on a pivo, and returned
And a mighty comfort bic ride u Vas
NV loRk December tNAlll
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A Lincoln uiu,vpe

g-o-r ~ EsT-'r's .E7.y-.'
Mr.. F-eeand IoYuy ~ Norway saS . stie.pin
-sics Il . ksrpssss ~ Ess s-ill rounded
god ps'rd frame sor 'Ilring a uaryn- ~ ABA
hsn Lincoln IN p. fr.--r are re Vnr1s FOR
President ~ NrS go.rgs .athsr rae ne,
ne st,c pin -ao- ne Sirl in1 h~tar. Lincoln
vas nhosrg PresIen' ~ Seroud linz N1i
=. any ~ 's-s- sr.s '.nrypes % Lincoln are no-' IN
sIisrnc-. nu' %, pic'ur" ~ very rn- ltkru.sS
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Two states.

IL 10 ~ the Nav n the tawny Wabash
the writer of tins .erter " no knows our
PASSION for horh those s1'r red streams
IN rur -orrot = rHS rrv-.='.. vn' sor.
on- o,-,s. '-u ~ w1v EinssS snf f-1is-, ars
r-.1 10 N T,s'~-- Hd.cula wen IS. u.-rer NJ
ns- 'L- s-asD ,.e ~ .7'rIngs r.. Il nos.
s'a>s '. -.-- sre.'-- csa i'U ,r Es- YORK
S'sts' l.
'rE 'ors -scs----
owed fr"n our nJr..of' y1urr y. rhe
cult . 'Ae-e mothers ~ l'ers'urA AMI
pr.!''Cs ne mus '"riees na"Ar :" have
noticed that 'hey have been or are held
up n Easio:n r'dtcula Indiana ndeed
Is parhaPs better snnwnand moro lppre-
GATED IN Ne,s lrfS ttar'Sf hone Most
~ the novels ard 'he riaye come from
there and she u nbp wearing the 'r!9ln
|row II supremacy 90 -'afosgIansh.p.
poetry and e'oUi"n,N-- wl'h b"lutv-.tn
rh. p@rsou- II h"r >HANk hAr JAMES
PYFnN GILMORE h"r f,rgnd Young Nan
Ire klsr NAV f"l' H"r r1av "nvv ner
nav storm mr'f"n'.' - h"r r. GEEK
20 ui'll" her would ~ Ike irving 10
T,..,It" n''lNr ~ q. D. ..= r.. d
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Public interest," In the Question 81
I'll CHER Railroad Rstrs

Tie OuGnok this week prints an article
nv iir VALkER D HINFs UPON one
aspect NJ rhe regulation II railroads
which has been generally overlooked
sntirelv overlooked hv those Who ron
slider the question Of rate raising only
from the point 81 cl-v ~ fairness 10
The shipper oT passenger and reasonable
returns 10 the shareholder and investor
u HINES J. The chairman If The eNAciI-
I'VE committee nj the A'chlson. Topeka
a. Santa t. an efficiently managed
Svs'"n - fr4ns"0n'inental AItant and a
TIC soI't '~sfeT n quarter ~ 'l.A republic
His Salfsnr prcrnS ZION T. 20 clearly pro.
scented thar n -e15sr vii fail T. under
stand ~ lrnr-rr'In~n = u nerhars he
rlnst r,por-a-f .,r.r' ."rne1rnd with
rSrr.A-n-rsr' -ac '7rlrr - ate and
.ran tho .htra',.r 80 'trs ~es.'itrc7
-. f.t4-A hr7nrrfl -'7rGz # orir r4,I.
RAJ: r,' T~ir -'pall" derer5
Tho yroro. ron ma - - nrr,a zni
as 'cl'0w- + Is rot o~rI.t -. a
. l-r.1 -owr2~r ~ ot.' aTo.n fr,.I
.hsrgs= roAr~'" r srnor ~ nGYi''oa f1,-
.i,ihA1d N rs s'crF IN IG1 -r"'r 70 =
hf1'r'-l" rsCasssr'- 'or 10 4 ~old -
..rn rer' arg" surplus - 20" on
..a-- is'o N3vn sumo n' crn1lt 'osra HE
o.. . en- rho "rOrrnous SUNS Hb.,h
70 f.. re- as-o1fsI n order - te"0 m
ar7 ~ o. ~. ''a property IN A. orda1.e
".-0 ''e -rr -',' Iemarda md r~-ll ,.-
=.
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r'-vs 5sas .5'-t'po-ssrcs rr1tsr5p1Ir N,,.,.
1ucgr vs'fsker '-ao . 1000 IN retire a. Pro
na'e -onlmissopsS brought ~ zoe court House
. ~ ~ p>sr isrsirv rsds tom pearls gathered
~ ain as' summer Hhie &c his Arailon n hi.
farm 90 the WABASH below the ciiy He h,d ,g0
worth Of pearl. md tsys ne hss af'y IONS ~ ,us
sci shells rssfy for button m m ufsrtTrsrs Which
win brtGc hin 4 good zeal sore has Enn He
sISo has two thEes nun9Ted pound nogs fst,-u.d
"a uusssf neat
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Poetry oa,p., ~ -, wsssy,ass

: s,=wrss"> - ~ e5por T,s.'s-'r'
70 the seventy 40 a4Enbers Of 'nes- 81
ron'ty magazines ana 'h-re we're pabuser1
.y-'sg iaiO . ,oal Of 2sI poem. TIE total n.y.
esT of po-nis prntsi IN ssoa mazsEir~ ana -
MURDER o' iis'incr'- pieces are TIE i''i-''
N7T'.'y ro.si -. y 90 disuncton. Cevv-y 'n'i
- n 81 Ti.unrror .7rr'hrsv' ,otAI u. "a - o.
rnrrcu Hs'pS,S total A. "a % distisr"c'
xS,-is-ss Total "A 81 iisunr los L'pp'-S-'
total 90 Of fiSucrron
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On Ninth A,eDue

To THr Editor OF THI Sr> SIR Bus
horse cars. such az are described bv
John Worth, Ters run on rhe old Ninth
avenue line in the early sos don rscol-
l-cr Thar they we're run on the sixth avenue
line GFEE>vI'H VILLAGE
INV NoFx December
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~. Imm,tiS,hl. Wv n.,.n nlrn q, Pre-.

r. 'nE -rirns "r ia: sun Mo-ou
'pet alI-I b. "a .i"s 81 Ernest Nor Sasi-p
~ tl"fa . --r~,- 'nA' N-v Haven Conn
vp'..: glsG' IRA or~g r'r ga ror-' - any one
- SUB p.r7os- " 'hes o,Ii 5snon''rsp tas'
-. po'.f 10 TO- 'rirs "
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-12-09
Tns MsvSr- Professor who f.nno, Abts-
Judge Baldwin


Professor willard & gisher ~ 'as economic
Department a. N,sle,an = ai"ers!rv .ud asvor
81 Nidd ~'o"r No. - ooab year az or -
coat ne apsor5 evening dress and soci,I funr ZION,
snd DAs nrvrr 1ad his picture A.-n
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r-o-T - Prri1-s ors,-
TEE poys ~ Lincoln are Af,er ~ go dor 'f'
,Aey css secure From these th~y arc laying !:
winter supply Of too'hpicks. which 'ssr 49,
.ro-- sc sharp oors 81 ts~ BOOT
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t.vor ~ TIRE cEsaze sn9 o'srporas rs ou-sd.
r-a-tlor brought - Tor tie purpose Greek ru,'
nayr -a.ll righ's v'in Lars rn- ordinary uu-
S,rTrad,!a'r should - made 10 know sore'hing
=, Sr'h and - ~ IS 10 n~ allowed - 10 Win 1riy
~as Grs-L --.st rsve ~ Soof c-sncs =; o-lng
.iss1 - Latin TEis 81 Pro's'sor GilnsrI Mrr.
~" Avs v-' cave Gresl 81 'rs pIcuc ,-hoors.
FOR 'hs specialist ice ms'nsniiirs ~ s-'~ncr
nan u- nive always n-rr wiling - et eirs 90
Grc-s though e ogr judzzerr IL utr generally
~ r.r,r for nirn y Re- - nor --o-
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GOOD word for married men --r-drarepn'.
>s.-
Very kind, bur what hey want is 'h~
last word: and don't they wish they may
get ~,
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Bnsten's Nswsse GLORY.

Fvor- ne Ros'o- RSr5v5
A big siberian blnodEound Owned ov TS'
Ead buslness nsn Is ssis IN BE- 'ss b!ss>f' 1-r
% the nltef Staes
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-12-09

IHsiss-1 D. nc" 50 P-ln'.Er and F4hisn,ns
$50 alton ~ o." Nassau street, "a tls Bo-nus ~
NAshauan Nrw York Preslcent ~ tie A.,n
cation. Edward p Mitchell. l7N Nassau street
Treasurer Of tee Association La-an 20
sssAg street SECRETARY ,.rh. $3.50 lauon n ~
. -.an 10 Nassau s'.s~'
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IN. D.eimsl,u Goose % n.,ks,

F"a-' ~ Ph'tsaSIp rtI R>Sr~q
simpson ReddinEsr ~ aaske' o~ns ycos- 'aa'
has AID 'eu .ggs ever Nos smbeT for the lts'
LnT-~ YeaEa
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Dramatic rrIs,si.u 70 kss,s-

P,o-' ~ E-r0e"'1 Gg:S"s
AZ 10 poate. ladies' nave bssa Bsniione1 srvs
AID ,hs ssois Ief, for ;he wtnau2.
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n aD' '-'s-ss Urn isr0' - gUh ~, rr,r's n,
rAccson 'sh - r1-' ScisG vf,clS' -surr-- isry
-.v ~ on 61s,' 'S7r gIr-p, ~ 'hI,' p.,po,s
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The white mantle that covers the eartn Sal.
'i-ro-s Sl1
Poe, aroint thee Snow is black: and
the amount Of hare ground is scandslous.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-12-09

London Once EN,us rir Hogse iArundr street.
stand neLlib aud SugGlN SIN are GA saI~ n
isndoe a. n. ArSsl-4u snI 0lopiAl EhshlnEr
,a-iioos'Ef~t Rrs-H' ''rc.' ard nsg steamship
Ngsn-v r. yEr-l street ChArins Cross Road
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Paris o-cs - r - Louis r. Grand The daily and
sunday editions m sale q, kinsau- I. near 'n-
Hsasd Hotel kEoS1.rs7 Boulevard des Cspurinss,
CORNER Place ce OptIl.saa kiose- - 2 Bn'.le sFi
d's illens coTu~T Pt.- Louis - GT.ni
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r-o-, ne .-;'L-5Gs R---sT
H.nallrv - not deed sitter al OXFORD sr-.s
- G.rs. lrIss great Victory for the H.neu.sr,
'5- - pls torgregariop s1d uoi Coavocarlou
rs.-s c.cgars u ns.e i5r-eh optlora for all
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obvia'!ng an increase Of rates. presrlr-
POSES. .!st the putting INTO effect ~
every abroad CompanF IN ever le-
parrmenr ~ - operation NJ niecework
and bonus system winch viii stimulate
N = highest degree -" Individual
n"or' ~ every 'shorar and secondlv
-rar A-s-'' -ai'road company shall he
able 70 operate as economically IN every
y--pec- a. Io"s that company which
hIHpnnE to he 'rOEr successful in thai
y,srr. .ul1- r"Epe'' u - 40. known
r7.' 'r- lahor mons arn ,inalters blv
onooeeG N 'hs pee Hwork ana bonus
.raul ~ that this indispensable part
n " fMEss0> : programme ~ m,
I,e' - no realized until after rho
y, s~'h~rw y! a fundamental prlnCinie
RI organized I1snr
81 =" he 0ofslhl" saving .. three
hundred millions ~ ors-arlng e1pAnse
hv ,~'o-r0sf mNrhods II operation. y,
e q -nro"wh1' ,r!r'ous octnriienc. that
'h's = "l1 'lr The I'm nleniinned b.
senator ilrrIcH '4-' winter A. the 49,
'..i' 90 or r"''.,r,rr NJ ~ .rOar, .
IONS ~ he F..i"rl ,,o' .rnrl"rr .--e.f-.
..r.> = .'-l. 1,.rernIacL. authYgl.y
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-11-19
Not Going Home

He'll not go home this year. alas!
to where the old folks are, to gaze
across the withered grass upon the
hills afar; he will not Chamber from
the train with bosom thrilled with 10y
to hear the glad words once against
All. welcome home, my boy!"
All, yes, the old home stands today
just as 1t did Of yore, and oftentimes
his thoughts will stray back to the
big front door. and he will muse upon
the times when he hailed 1t as home.
ere he sojourned in foreign chimes OF
beat across the foam,
With weary head upon his hands
he'll dream about the lane, about the
climbing rose whose strands tapped
on the window pane; about the ram.
bling little street that idled through
the town where often have his boyish
feet in gladness hurried down.
He'll not go home this year, al.
though the old folks still are there.
although the songs of long ago still
echo free and fair; he'll eat Thanks.
giving dinner here. and not go home.
alas. because the laws are strict this
year and he can't get q pass.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-11-19
Shoue cling Snow

The time of the year is approaching
when the average mar begins telling
how he used to shovel paths through
eight feet of snow at four o'clock on
mornings when the thermometer reg
istered 80 far below zero that the
mercury ratified around in the bulb
like a mustard seed.
That is the sort OF man who will go
out the first heavy snow and show his
family how to clean the walks. He
will have a nice new dollar snow shov-
ell sent up from the store, and will be-
gin operations by slipping and falling
down the front steps. During his slide
several bushels of snow will s~urreptt.
tously become inserted between his
shirt and his undershirt How in tho
name of time 1t gets there IL a mvs.
terry as deep as the cause of the aurora
borealis or the production of radium.
but the fact remains that it gets there.
The man will overlook 1t for the mo-
ment, however. and begin tossing
great shovelfuls of snow to right and
left. and he will De working like a
steam pillow when the old man who
lives up street and who has a bad tenn.
per and rheumatism will happen along
and get forty pounds of snow in the
face. After the ensuing argument the
average man will operations.
BY and by his back will begin to ache.
his neck to be stin and sore and his
arms to feel numb a. though thew
had been paralyzed since he was tan
years Of age. But he will stick to II
for his wife and children will be watch.
ing papa from the window, and the
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-11-19
WANTED SATAN SENT NORTH
Good Example Of Scottish Humor In
Remark Made by Railroad
Porter.

Scottish humor is dry rather than
boisterous, and I always think there
Is exquisite drollery In the story Of
the Stonehaven railway porter and the
Salvation Army captain" To catch
the hang Of a little yarn readers must
remember that Stonehaven lies to the
south of Aberdeen. The London train
had drawn up at Stonehaven on &C.
count of a slight mishap a mile or two
ahead, and Andra, the old porter, had
got into conversation with a Salvation
Army officer who had popped his head
out Of the compartment to ask the
reason for the delay.
AYE, aye" unused Andra, after CIV
ing the desired information, yell be
for Aberdeen, I'm thinkin'?"
Eyes, my man." was the reply;
I'm bound for Aberdeen-a very
wicked place, I'm told!"
What MIGHT ye be goin' to dae
there, sir, If it's as bad as a. that?"
asked Andra, rather amused at the
visitors words.
: "Ah," was the pious answer, I'm
going to drive the devil out of Aber-
deem"
Like lightning came from the old
porter the pawky retort:-
See an drive him north, chiel;
baud him well to the north!"-Ex-
change.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-11-19
BABY WASTED TO SKELETON

MY little son, when about a year
and a half old, began to have sores
come out on his face. l had a physi.
clan treat him, but the sores grew
worse. Then they began to come out
on his arms, then on other parts OF
his body, and then one came on his
chest, worse than the others. Then ]
called another physician. Still he
grew worse. At the end of about a
year and a half of suffering he grew
SO bad that l had to tie his hands in
cloths at night to keep him from
scratching the sores and tearing the
flesh. He got to be a mere skeleton,
and was hardly able to walk.
MY aunt advised me to try Cuti-
cura Soap and Cuticura Ointment. I
sent to a drug store and got a cake of
Cuticura Soap and a box Of the Oint-
ment and followed directions. At the
end of two months the sores were all
we'll. He has never had any sores
of any kind since. l a sincerely say
that only for Cuticura my child would
have died. used only one cake Of
Cuticura Soap and about three boxes
of Ointment.
Il am a nurse and my profession
brings me into many different fam
lilies and it is always a pleasure for
me to tell my story and recommend
Cuticura Remedies. Mrs. Egbert Shell
don, Litchfield. Conn, Oct. 20, 1909"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-11-19
DRINK WATER TO CURE
KIDNEYS AND RHEUMATISM
The People Do Not Drink Enough
Water to Keep Healthy,
Says WelI-knoWn
Authority.

1.-THE numerous cases of kidney and
mainly due to the fact that the drink
ing Of water, natures greatest medi-
cine, has been neglected.
Stop loading your system with med
icines and cure-alls; but get on the
water wagon. If you are really sick,
why, of course, take the proper medi-
cines-plain, common vegetable treat
ment, which will not shatter the
nerves or ruin the stomach"
To cure Rheumatism you must make
the kidneys do their work; they are
the filters of the blood. They must
be made to strain out of the blood the
waste matter and acids that cause
rheumatism; the urine must be neu-
tralized so it will no longer be a
source of irritation to the bladder, and,
most of all, you must keep these acids
from forming in the stomach. This
Is the cause of stomach trouble and
poor digestion. For these conditions
you can do no better than take the
following prescription: Fluid Extract
Dandelion, one-half ounce; Compound
Kargon, one ounce; Compound Syrup
Sarsaparilla, three ounces. MIX by
shaking well in bottle and take in
lteaspoonful doses after each meal and
at bedtime, but don't forget the
water. Drink plenty and often.
This valuable information and SIM
pie prescription should be posted up
in each household and used at the
darst sign Of an attack of rheumatism,
rbackache or urinary trouble, no mat
ter how slight.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-11-19
Supreme Test,

II thought you said this bathing
suit was in fast colors," said Binks,
Indignantly, to the bathing master Of
whom he had bought his dollar suit
that morning.
Eyes, that's what l said," returned
the bathing master.
"Well, every blessed stripe on the
blooming thing has come off on my
back, retorted Binks.
"Ah, but wait until you try to get
'em off your back smiled the bath
ing master. suavely. Then you'll
see."-Harper's Weekly.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-11-19
Little Myra Explains.

Little Myra Lee had been in school
but a few days when her mother had
occasion to write a note to the teach
er, and signed herself Mrs. Kent.
Thinking she might have misunder-
stood the child's name, the teacher
asked an explanation.
"Oh," said Myra, with a charming
ly confidential air, you see, my mann
ma got married again but didn't
Li%ppincotts.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-11-19

baby will be pounding the window
pane with its sticky fingers and goo
gooing ~gleefuliy.
At last. after years and years Of lift
Ing and shoveling, the walks will be
cleaned, and the man will s~traighten
up painfully and start to the back door
when his wife will open the front door
and cry: You left a little bit of snow
behind the horseback. dear!"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-11-19
HOw'S This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
ease of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY 4 CO.. Toledo. @.
We. the undersigned, have known F. j. Cheney
for the last IS years. and believe him perfectly hon.
orable In all business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made by his firm.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN.
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo. O.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally. acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF tho
system. Testimonials sent free. Price rs cents Per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-11-19
Taklro Hts Meals Out.

And do you take your meals out?"
asks the village probe, who is garner
ing information from the former resi-
dent who is home from the city for a
few days.
Not until after ! have eaten Them"
YEARLY responds the unwilling vic
tim.-Judge.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-11-19
NOT Even Mother.

Little Bob was much distressed be-
cause the birthdays of his sister AIDE
laide and his baby brother were going
to arrive before his did.
All the burfdays before NINE" he
mourned. Couldn't you make mine
come first, muvver?"
NO." interposed Adelaide, decisive
ly, nobody can change your birth
day-not even mother"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-11-19
Letter TO
DR.. kilmer \ Co.
lB~inghamton, N. Y.
Prove What Swamp.Root WIN Do For You
You Can Tell by Faces.

Cheerful Pessismist-Well, how's
things these days?
Dolorous Optimist-All right. Lots
of work, money coming in hand over
fist! Can't complain a bit!
Cheerful Pessimist-Well, that's
certainly good news! Now with me
things are simply rotten!-Puck.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-11-19
LOOKING After the Eoos,

Lady Betty, who is 4 years old and
never misses a trick, was taken the
other evening to a restaurant for her
supper, and with all the Importance
and sprightly dignity of her years
calmly ordered poached eggs on toast.
While the little family group was
awaiting its service the Riddle"
amused herself by looking out of the
window, pressing against a screen to
get a closer view of something below.
She was warned by her mother that
the screen might give "a and let her
fall to the sidewalk, perhaps injuring
her terribly. She drew away, thought
a minute, and then said naively:
would l fall If the screen went out?"
you certainly would" was her moth
er's reply. And would l get awful
hurted?" Very likely" Then what
would the man do with the eggs"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-11-19

John. l want to buy some gloves
will you give me a check?"
"Sure-how much can you do with"
How much have you got in the
bank?"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-11-19

Stiff neck! Doesn't amount to much,
but mighty disagreeable. You've no idea
how quickly a little Hamlins Wizard Oil
will lubricate the cords and make you
comfortable again.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-11-19

A stubborn desire to get even has
brought about man a mans down
fall.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-11-19

The man who deceives himself is an
easy mark for others.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-11-19
In the Grand Stand

In the Grand Stand.
Stella-DO you understand base.
ball?"
Bella-Perfectly; but why does that
man run so hard with nobody after
MIN?
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-11-19

Mrs. windows Soothing Syrup.
For children ~teething. softens he gums. reduces in
nammation. allays pain. cures wind collie. &c a Dotut
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-11-19

Fortunate Is the man who wants
only what he can get.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-11-19
WOMAN TELLS STORY
OF INTENSE SUFFERING

At the age of shout 40 years, I was at
tackled with hemorrhage of the kidneys or
bladder which continued for several years
without a check. / finally took advantage
of our generous offer and procured a
sample bottle of Swamp-Root. Believing
it helped me, l purchased a fifty-cent bot
tie, which convinced me that it was help
ing me. Three other bottles cured me. In
two or three years, over-work brought my
ailment back, but one bottle stopped it.
I feel as if I owe my life to you for the
great blessing Or. Kilmer's Swamp-Root
has been to me. I recommend it to all hui
man beings suffering as I was. You have
my permission to publish this letter and
If any person doubts it, if they will write
me, enclosing stamp, 1 will give full par
t~iculars. Yours very truly,
MRS. T. B. PHELPS,
Rocky, Ark.
Personally appeared before me this 3lst
day of August, 1909, Mrs. T. B. Phelps
who subscribed the above statement and
made oath that the same is true in sub
stance and in fact.
I,,.,,. L. P. PURvIS, ]. P.
DR.. Kilmer i Co.
binghamton, N. Y.
Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You
Send to DR.. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
ton, N. Y, for q sample bottle. 1t will
convince anyone. You will also receive
q booklet of valuable information, telling
ell about the kidneys and bladder. When
writing, be sure and mention this paper.
For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty
cents and one-dollar.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1910-11-19

AGENTS to sell .JARvO" MACHINE TWIST.
Nothing like j. Particulars free. sam
pie 10. haker Thread o.. Pawtucket, r. /.