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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
Three Bandits Hold
Up Train and Rob
One Hundred Persons
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ing railroad torpedoes on The track.
When the head brakeman went for
ward to ascertain the cause of the ue-
lay he was struck with revolver by
one of the robbers. He was then
taken at the point of gun to the ex-
press car and compelled to call the
messenger to open the door. AS the
door opened, one of the bandits
crawled in and commanded the mes
senger to open the safe. After rob-
bling the safe. the bandits turned their
attention to the coaches. AS they
started for the coaches Rear Brake
man N. B. Franklin was met coming
forward. The bandits commanded
him to halt, but he disregarded the
order and two shots were fired at
him. He then stopped and one of
the bandits knocked him down.
Franklin rolled into ditch, where
he feigned Inconsistencies. After
seeing that he was not watched, he
jumped up and ran three blocks 10
the home of Deputy Sheriff John
Hutchins, arriving just as the train
pulled out for the north.
COVERED CONDUCTOR.
When Conductor Williams left the
train he was covered by one robber
and ordered back into coach. While
one desperate stood guard over En-
gineer Kirkwood, the other two with
revolyers drawn went through the
train ordering each passenger to hanu
over his valuables. One woman,
Mrs. J. H. Hall, was relieved of par
of diamond ear rings, which were
torn from her ears.
A foreigner, whose name was not
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

ferent cities but to no satisfactory result.
The plague bothered me more in warm
weather than in winter and being on my
leg joints it made it impossible for me
to walk, and I was forced to stay indoors
in the warmest weather.
My hopes Of recovery were by this
time spent. Sleepless nights and rest
den. At last I was advised to try the
Cuticura Remedies and I did not need
more than a trial to convince me that
/ was on the road Of success this time.
I bought two sets Of the Cuticura Rem
edies (Cuticura Soap, Ointment and
Pills. and after these were gone was
q different man entirely. The Cuticura
Remedies certainly did great deal for
me, as it changed my whole career from
bad to good. I am now the happiest
man that there is at least ono true cure
for skin diseases. Leonard A. Hawtof,
IL Nostrand Ave, Brooklyn, n. z,
July 80 and Aug. 8, 1902"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
STOLEN GOODS
ARE LOCATED
CHIEF SANDERS CONTINUES TO
FIND ARTICLES TAKEN FROM
HOME OF J. G. JOINER SEVERAL
DAYS AGO.

Chief of Police Sanders yesterday
about completed the task of recovering
the goods stolen from the home of J.
G. Joyner, 237 East Gregory street,
several days ago. Articles were found
at three different places yesterday, in
Guiding a brown tailored cloth dress,
several pairs of lace curtains which,
when new cost about $12 pair, and
several skirts.
Lucille Walker, the negro woman ar
rested in connection with the case, is
being held and other arrests may fol
low.
The robbery was one of the boldest
of the kind in the police history of the
city and the disposal of the stolen
property was no less bold than the
robbery.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
How's This?

We Offer one Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case Of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by HATS Caarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY x co, Toledo o.
We the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney for the last l. years, and believe
hIs, perfectly honorable in all business
trausa tons ard financially able to carry
cut any dbliGauCrs made by his firm.
WALpTNG, FIINNAN &, MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo. o
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system. Testimonials
sent free. Price IS cents per bottle. Sold
by all druggists
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipa-
ton
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
The Census.

Through the efforts Of Senator
Fletcher Pensacola will be allowed to
add the figures of her special census
where omitted by the government
enumerators. $The people of Pensa,
cola believing that many people had
been overlooked in the government
employed special agents anu sent
them out to take the names and num-
bers. The result has Jeen, it is SAL,
to show many hundred people not
ed.-Jacksonville Times Union.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

We offer for the three best display
advertisement of the Auto-piano the
following cash priZes.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

June 27, 1910.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
Some People wouIdn,t Think So


Under the caption "A Grand Quar-
tette, the st. Augustine Meteor says:
We quite agree with Tne Pensacola
Journal when it says:
Say, Mr.. L'Engle, can't you give
us AN eight-page paper, say about
once a week? You write well-in
fact better than you run-and we'd
like to see you fall into your old
love"
but, wouldn't Mayes and LEngle
and Reese and Williamson make a
great team for that great state pa
per that is to succeed the Times,
Union?"
The editor of the ST Augustine
Meteor has much temerity to put for
ward such proposition, if he values
his own good standing and popu-
laciry. 1t is likely that he wouldn /
itHl many to accept his estimate OF
the team" he names.-Miami Me
yropolis.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
TUESDAY. JUNE IS. 1910.
It Would
Be a Miracle.

The dispatches from Oyster Bay tell
us that Teddy Roosevelt does not In
tend TO make any more political
speeches. perhaps, while he lives.
It Is well that the announcement OF
the ez-president 10 not IN stronger
terms, for ne 10 sure to break over
all barriers and "get in the game"
sooner or later-DerhsDs sooner.
Mr.. Roosevelt has been In foreign
lands for many months During this
time he has kept out Of politics and.
of course. his political blood has not
been boiling, but II is certain that
when a hot campaign comes On and
the CRY comes to him from his party
ana his friends to help US or we
sink" he 80 going to respond.
His Intentions may be ever 80 good,
but behind his combative nature thsre
IS an impeIling force that win cause
him TO forget HIS first impulse upon
arrival home and he is sure to make
some speeches. If not this year, then
In the next presidential election.
II may DO that afr. Roosevelt thinks
he can serve his party best by giving
interviews and writing articles. but Il
VIII not cause the enthusiasm that his
presence would arouse.
The republican party is now ''be
twixt the devil and the deep blue
sea-" and II was confidently expected
that Teddy would Immediately upon
landing, come to the rescue Of his par
ty and It was expected that the
speeches he would make would be
worth many thousand votes.
But 10 Teddy does not undertake g
experimenting tour for his party. the
very last plan upon which the republi
can party has based its hope Of elect
ing a majority of the lower house Of
the next congress, will be gone and
there is no other source they can looh
to for political salvation.
But even II Mr.. Roosevelt did take
the stump, It is doubtful If he would
be OF so very mucL value to the party
He can be individually popular without
making the republican party so.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
We Welcome the Recruit.

The fight which Frank Mayes of
The Pensacola Journal is putting up
for a juvenile court as a protection
of the young violator of the law will
meet with the hearty approval or
every right thinking father and moth.
err of the state. We endorse Brother
Mayes's ideas along this line and are
willing to lend the widows mite in do
ing all we can in getting such law
enacted at the next session of the
egislature-Laurel Hill News.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
A $40 COLD PIECE
is THE FIRST PRIZE OFFERED BY
E. E. FORBES PIANO COMPANY
For the Best Advertisement of the
Autopiano-Second Prize, $40.
Third Prize, SIS.

We offer for the three best display
advertisement of the Auto-piano the
following cash prizes:
FIRST PRIZE. $50
SECOND PRIZE. SO
THIRD PRIZE. .... SIS
Rules of Contest.
All ads. must reach our office by
Monday, July 3rd.
dred words.
Ads. must be written to occupy a
space in the paper of not more than
three columns wide, and ten inches
long; but less space may be prescribed
by the writer If desired
Both the wording of the ads, and
the ideas of display will be taken into
consideration by the committee.
Professional ad.-writers are barred
from this contest.
The three winning ads, will be pub
lished in all papers in which this offer
appears, but one at a time in three
consecutive issues.
All ads. must make mention of the
fact that we take pianos and organs in
exchange on Auto-piano sales; that We
allow free exchange of music rolls
for four years, and sell on easy pay
ments; also that e. E. Forbes Piano
Co. is the only firm in this section of
the south that handles the Auto-piano.
We agree to answer any questions
of contestants who may want informa-
ton as to the Auto-piano.
A great many people do not know
what the Auto-piano really is, and the
object of this contest is to make it
better known to the general public.
E. e. FORBES PIANO CO.,
Masonic Temple.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
A Quartette to His Liking.

We quite agree with The Pensa-
cola Journal when it says:
SAY, Mr.. L'Engle, can't you give
us an eight-page paper, say about
once q week? You write well-in
fact better than you run-and wa'a
like to see you fall into your old love. "
But, wouldn't Mayes and LEngle
and Reese and Williamson make d
great team for that great state paper
that is to succeed the Times-Union?
st. Augustine Meteor.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

learned, was assaulted by the rob-
bers. The man did not understand
what was going on and was brutally
beaten with the butt of revolver. AT
ter the train had been robbed the
bandits fired fusilade of shots in
the air to terrorize the passengers,
got into a buggy and drove away.
There were nearly 100 passengers
on the train, every one of whom lost
something.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
Equal to Any Emergency.

Equal to Any Emergency.
In forming a new party from the
ranks of both the old parties, would
not Mr.. Roosevelt be biting off little
more than he could masticate ?"-Pen-
sacola Journal
We hardly think so. Those i'm
maculate molars Of your uncle Tneo-
dore are capable of chewing anything
from gum-drop to an African hippo
potamus. The real question is, would
there be anything in such combina-
ton really worth chewing?-De
Funiak Herald.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
CONVINCING CURE
Of SKIN TORTURE
Slight Red Eruption Grew to be
Terrible SIeepIess Nights and
Restless Days Made Life a Burden
Was Completely Discouraged.
CUTICURA CURED AFTER
10 YEARS OF SUFFERING
For sixteen long years I have been
suffering with q bad case of skin dis

ease. While a child
there broke out q red
sore on the legs just
in back of my knees,
caused by a tight, col
ored garter. At first
it seemed to be a
slight affair but grad
ually 1t waxed from
bad to worse, and at
last I saw I had a bad
skin disease. / tried
many house remedies
and also many widely
Eror Iarfrro On J;f
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

Editor Mathews of the Barlow Rec
ord has TUNED novelist, and there is
now appearing in his excellent paper
IA serial. entitled THE Downfall of the
Brazilian Empire" A casual glance
at the story impfesses one with its
merit. The Barlow Record is sort
,of journalistic freak anyway. 1t has
two editors whose views aye often at
variance. The editorials are signed
and apparently the two writer's eve
having barrels of fun conducting a pa.
per of that character.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
Sympathy for MIR. Harris.

Mr.. E. H. Harris, of Pensacola, was
in the city a short while on Monday
last. He was en- route home from
Albany, Ca, to which city he had
been on the sad errand Of burying
one of his little boys, who died last
Saturday. The little fellow was sick
only a short time when CONGESTION of
the brain developed. Florala friends
sympathize with the falnily.-F1orala
Democrat.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

Rest and peace fall upon distracted
households when Cuticura enters. All
that the fondest Of mothers desires for
the alienation of her skin-tortured and
disfigured children is to be found in warm
baths with Cuticura Soap and gentle
anointings with Cuticura Ointment.
Guaranteed absolutely pure and may be
used from the hour Of birth.
Cuticura Soap t25el. Ointment f5oc). Resolvent
(5oc) and Chocolate Coated Pills (25c }, sold
throughout the world. Potter Drug * Chem. Corp :.
Sole Props, 1877 Columbus Ave. Boston.
R9-Mailed Free. Cuticura Book on the Cure of Skin
Diseases AZ pe&a a 2yslaaals &6xlsa
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
PENSACOLA AND
PENSACOLIANS
One plssentinn Noioa

And now here's Tho Pensacola
Journal pleading with Claude" tc
give us an eight page paper once d
week, because ne writes better than
he runs Spirits of The Gum
Bunch protect US, that he who runs
may not have to read.-Orlandc
Citizen.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
A "Fishy" Story.


We even raise four-legged chickens
In Pensa cola.-Pensacola Journal.
That's nothing; we have one pre-
served in alcohol at the pharmacy
that Matched on P. C. Gibson's place
which has four legs and three wings.
-LauraI Hill News.
Vernon has not got to producing
monstrosities yet, but have monster
"a fish IS feet long in Mullet Lake
only quarter from the court house.
1t has made this place its home for
several years and defed the efforts
of the most expert fishermen armed
with every known instrument from Il
hook to Winchester rifle. This fish
has five fins and about 600 teeth with
holes punched for more. These are
facts, if it is a fish story.-Vernon
News.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
Ex-Candidates MOVING.

Claude LEngie has gone to Mariet-
tt, Ga, John 5. BEARD has moved 10
Virginia and it is rumored that VIII
liam Bailey Lamar may move up on
Peachtree in Atlanta. Verify. the eX
candidates needn't be in such a hal
ry.-St. Augustine Record.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
lane adams
, FIRST WOMAN TO BE
HONORED BY YALE

New Haven, Conn, June 27.-Jane
Adams, the famous head of Hull
House in Chicago, will go down to
fame as the first woman to ever re-
ceive degree of master of arts,
while James J. Hill of the Great
Northern railroad was also given a
Yale degrees.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
Just Suppose.

JUST suppose.
The Pensacola Journal says that
Florida can have an election and shut
up about it as quickly as any other
state. But let us suppose for a mo-
ment that 1t had gone the other way.
We shudder at the thought of the
deafenfng din made by the silent but
noisy newspapers. Fort Meyers
News.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

We are glad J. Ed. Williams got
elected treasurer in Escambia county.
Probably he will take his picture out
of the papers now and We can read
without Eddie smiling at Us from
every ccTrer. Like another Ed vii.
'.a-s we know. he is not such a hand
come Fellow ay.--Ed. Williams IN
EguLay Advertiser.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

Roosevelt WIN daBble IN New York
politics. It is declared. II he will
treat the ease internally instead of I'D
mfnistering stimulant IN the fern of
whitewash he will prove hinnelf n
physician worthy of his license.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

The bill forbidding the importation
OF women from one state into another
for immoral purposes, passed by. con-
gress. should meet with no objection.
1t marks certain moral awakening
over the country that is most crafty.
ing.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

Tde Columbia State speaks of IDOL
lars and scents" in onions. There is
a sufficiency of the first and a sur
plusage of the latter.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

Bob F1tzs]mmons says when jeff
lands one of his body blows on the
coon, the latter will turn white and
fall Bob ought to know, as JEFF once
changed the color of the freckles on
the Cornishman.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

Wen have the railroads horned sR
to the queens taste when Uncle Sam
begins sending his mail by aero,
planes However. this will not. In an
probability, be undertaken before
Christmas.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
AndaIusia-Pensacola Railroad.

Pensacola's chances of getting the
Andalusia- Pensacola railroad built
seems to e-better now. than for some
TING past. Those most interested say
that with the regranting of certain
rights and privileges, for terminals
and right of way. formerly granted to
Foshee and McGourin, by the city
council, will be the signal for closing
contracts and bringing the matter to
a satisfactory standard. -JacksonVllie
| Times Union.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

TAe administration railroad btu, af.
ter the Democrats had finished trim
ming Il and tho insurgents had crowd
ed through a few amendments. Isn't
such a bad looking proposition,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
Would Make Good One.

T. A. Jennings, representative-elect
from Escamhia county, is prominently
of the next house of representatives.
Albert Jennings would make 4 good
speaker, and We hope to see him get
the plaCe.-C1ipIey Banner.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
PrcsreritY.

Even a casual reader of the news,
papers Of Florida must be impressed
with the general spirit of optimism
that dominates every issue. From
Pensacola at the extreme west end
of the state, to Key West at the
south. comes a continuous record of
development, improvement and in
creased prosperity. - Panama City
Pilot
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

We Were Judging From Your Looks!
The Pensacola Journal calls II
Dear Old Tampa" Just to think that
Pensacola was about as old century
SGD as Tampa Is now. Pensacola is
old and naggard and wrinkled by com
parison with the youth and beauty
and grace and winsomeness of the
Princess of the Gulf.-Tampa Times.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

reliable information regarding Pensa-
cola as fine port and most pleas.
ant place to make a home.-Jackson.
vile Times-Union.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
The Charlotte Observer saws:


Those pestiferous Young Turks
nave made his majesty Abdul Hamid
cough up s7,500,00Q which he had de-
posted in German banks. They are
also after other large sums which he
mad deposited abroad. Abdul Hamid
VIII be nothing more than a financial
ctolnsumptive if coughing goes on at
this rate.
This. is all very well, but first We
would like to get line on the exact
location of that erstwhile gay old
sport. In his day Abdul rolled them
high, but when his day passed there
was no ret1rning. For months and
months now, he has blessed the world
with his absolute silence. Just tip
as to where he might be hanging out
would be appreciated-not that we de-
sire an audience with him, or that we
look upon him as a prospective sub.
scriber,to this paper, for the Sick Man
OF the East never. got much sympathy
from this source. Idle curiosity, how
ever, prompts the, inquiry concerning
his whereabouts and whether he is
supporting his wives.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

Senator Gore isn't so blind that he
can't see a crooked deal. Also he
doesn't mind speaking out.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

The Times-UnioR nournfuIly asks:
What would tho chautauuua circuit
do II congress were to remain IN con
tinuous session.
We stiu have a healthy list Of "ex's"
to draw on.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
Has Two peilcacIes Confused,

We even raise four-legged chickens
in Pensacola.-Pensacol Journal.
also informed that thew wear a hull
like a cocoanut and burrow in the
ground. The vulgar rabble call them
gophers.-Sopchoppy Argus.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

An exchange suggests that there
are no good flies except the dead
ones.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
Started Before lie Left.

Pensacola is counting the census,
now that the census man has gone by.
od.-JackaonYille Times. Union.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

A Tennessee town is to have four
nanglngs on August 10, as incredible
as the statement may seem.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

Is certainly man of ability, and he
will make a creditable record in the
legislature, whether he be made
speaker or not.-Punta Gorda Her
AID
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
Charge IL to the Tariff.

Newspaperdom prints picture of
Frank Mayes as member of the gov
ernor's staff, but he didn't have on
that new uniform.-Tampa Tribune.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

It's picnic season, the time when red
bugs thrive.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
But Ours Have Four Edible "Drun

We even raise four-legged chickens
in ensacola.-Pensaeola Journal.
That's nothing; we have one pre-
served in alcohol at the pharmacy
that Matched on P. G. Gibson's place
which has four legs and three wings.
Laurel Hill News.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

Florida feels under lasting obliga.
lions to nature.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
From an Authoritative Source,

Anyone that doesn't believe that
Pensacola's buzz saw is making ten
thousand revolutions minute in the
right direction is no judge of ma
chinery.-Baldwin County Times.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
Theory VS., Practice,

Theory VS.. Practice.
Singleton-Do you believe in the old
adage about marrying in haste and re-
pening at leisure?
Wedderly-No, don't. After man
penting at leisure?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
Man of Ability.

Hon. T. A, Jennings is among those
being mentioned for the speakership
Of the house of representatives in the
next legislature. The Barlow Record
says that he is sure to win, for he
probably has more real, true, personal
friends than any man in Florida. He
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

The establishment of en- airship
passenger line IN Germany should be
blessed with the smile Of the under
takers.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
"FIoridonians,"

The Pensacola Journal objects to
the people of that state being called
"Floridonians" But haven't they
done it when they elected Broward %
the senate Augusta Herald.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

Headltne-"Plaa to prey on Mica,
ragua." A plan to pray for Nicaragua
would seem to be first in order.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

AT the edge Of night" Is the title Of
a short story. From THIS We infer that
it happened about shutdown.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

m ~ EEPS the blood cool during hot
III H weather-prevents over-heatIng.
M@ SLOAT'S VEGETABLE BITTERS
MzE puts the stomach In fine trim and
EIA keeps 1t so.
MA 5oc-Soid Everywhere-sf
E IL Sioat Bros. Co., Inc, Jacksonville,
- & Florida.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28
Money in Boostinu

Pensacola Is raising a ten thousand
dollar boost fund, which proves the
fact that there's money in boosting
Bombay Advertiser.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

The republic IS now full Of states.
Besides there are no more to admit.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1910-06-28

Take Il from Ted, his daughter isn't
going 70 marry that man Williams Just
yet