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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-08-05
PLUMBERS.

rHBo. NJ BARR-Piumbing, he
water and steam heating and tir
ming, 1874 Commercial st. Phors
Main 1872. 9-1-Iy
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-08-05
For RENT.

FOR RENT-o-room modern house
1856 East State street. Apply al
Rostein & Greenbanm's. 7-25-ti
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-08-05
=. Classified Ads !.
BUSINESS CARDS.

CONFECTIONERY - Greenway's
Confectionery opposite court
house on State St., for your ice
cream, cold sodas, peanuts and
popcorn. Also a full line Of cigars
and tobacco and daily papers.
Call and supply your needs at 52s
State st. 7-13-1mos
PALACE DRY CLEANING AND
hatter-I will dry clean and dye
your clothes and guarantee salts
faction. My ten years of exper.
lence in this line of business is
assurance of good work. l make
old hats like new. Your patron
agents earnestly solicited. 444
Court St., Salem, Ore. Charles q.
Chambers, Prop. 7-15-1mo-'
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-08-05

WANTED.-A good driving horse.
Call at Mitchell, Lewis & Staers'
7-23-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-08-05

FOR SALE Or TRADE-Eight-
room house on Court street 1876
foot front, 165 feet deep; strictly
modern, sewer connections, cleo
trio lights. etc. Everything in
finest condition. Enquire of Nell
Hamilton, S57 State street.
7-2-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-08-05

WOOD FOR sALE-Now is the
time to buy your wood, while It is
cheap. Summer delivery. Ash,
oak and fir. siddall & Eaton, $40
North Liberty. Phone 1868.
12-29-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-08-05

WANTED--For prune harvest early
in September at orchard one mile
west of Liberty store.
Man to dry prunes.
Man 10 tray prunes.
Man with team to haul boxes, etc.
Woman TO cook for boarding table
Family TO pick.
Address Box II, r. r. d. No. 3,
Salem, Ore. Henry A. Townsend.
S-3-1wkt .
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-08-05

THE HIGHLAND LAUNDRY has
again opened for business under
the old management. All work
called for and delivered, work
manship guaranteed, e. e. Wal
lace, proprietor. Phone 403.
7-22-rogular
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-08-05
BAKERS.

BREAD-It is wort
more than any other bread, ~
the price Is no higher For sal
at your grOcer's. California Ban
cry. Thomas & Cooley, Props
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-08-05

BUTTE & WENDEROTH-Fi
wines liquors and cigars. We hn
die the celebrated Kellogg O.
Castle whiskies. Cool and Z,
freshing beer constantly
draught. South Commercial sc
9-1-1y
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FOR SALE.

A GOOD sPECULATIoN--4OO acres
first class land; 100 acres in Guilt
walton, balance in nice grub oak
timber, we'll located. $50 per
acre. Apply at once to John H,
Scott Company. 7-20-1mo
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-08-05

FOR SALE CHEAP-A good Groom
house, two lots, fine well, barn,
woodshed, chicken park. Call al
1911 Lee street, corner South Sew
enteenth. 7-1S-1m'
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-08-05

FOR SALE-A tlve-passenger auto-
mobile at bargain; must be sold
Capital Garage. 7-1S-ti
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-08-05

$500 BUYS A GOOD 4-room cottage
on inside lot, 5Ox12O. One block
from Highland station; one block
from church. Call at 2164 Maple
avenue, Highland Addition.
7-27-1moa
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-08-05

Try a IouFnal Want Ad
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-08-05

gasoline engine, cheap. Inquire
at 178 South Liberty st. 5-22-tf
FOR SALE--M. McDonald's 7-room
residence. $50 Capitol street. House
lighted by gas, heated with hot
water; full basement. Apply to &.
A. Bennett at nursery office on 18th
street. 7-4-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-08-05

FOR SALE-Cow, or will trade for
baled hay. B. M, Woods, w. 5th
St., Highland Sta. S-3-3t9
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1910-08-05

FOR SALE-My business, including
cigar store, candy and china ware
is for sale. c. Dillman, 447 State
street. 7-23-3ws
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21
COLLEGE POLITICIANS.


The New York Post claims 10 n,ys
discovered that the college men IN
politics are rendering the best Of ma
tional and municipal service. and that
most OF them are referred 10 sinpIv
as rcformers.
This type Of reformer Is illustrated
by those younger men "who In our
principal cities have built up what is
now a profession. the profession Of
social service Whether their path
lies I'm the field Of settlement work NJ
charity organization, or OF the mora
technical business OF municipal re-
search. that paper thinks. IL would be
hard 10 overestimate the direct effect
Of their labors upon recent political
history in New York CITY
Largely as result OF their practical
idealism, subway construction. school
building, playground development ara
now gone at In the belief that the city
is made for the well-being and hap
piness OF It's people. and not only Of
politicians. And that sentiment OF the
people IN the cities Is largely the
product Of a campaign Of education
carried on By college men.
says the Post:
Take Mayor Gaynors administration.
with Its record OF fire achievements
and stu finer promise, and see how
IL is thoroughly permeated with. and
based upon, the ideals that abide lu
the amateur college type OF mind 10 IS
not only that men have been appointed
90 high administrative office who have
been closely Identified with the move
ment towards progressive and social
ly humane democracy such men as
slower iu the Park Department or
Murphy In the Tenement House De-
pattmcnt or Lederie at the head OF the
Board Of Health, but even In such dry
os-dust a department as Finance. the
good old methods OF the practical poll
tiCian are being thrown over iu favor
Of the same principles Of bookkeeping
and housekeeping worked out and pop
ularized by "a handful Of college men
engaged In the study ~ decent munich
pal government"
This class OF unofficial statesman
ship la coming 10 count more and more
ln American political life. Its entrance
should be welcomed, the participation
Of men OF college training should be
urged and mHde possible. The public
has especial need OF the aid OF its
college learned citizens Ia the solution
of ITS complex problems.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21
ENGLAND AND RUSSIA.


a correspondent writing from Mdi'l'
Idaho. bcrs to correct mistake. that
,t... 4..,,..,,, ,.f ppssi. is sbout equal TO
r. M 1901. DO,
lidt OF 'I'A' "'''''"'
part
.-rtf. .......- ...i...t,,. 90. mod, from, tb,
platform and pulpit. the magazines
newspapers and school BOOKS, lndced'
J have never seen correct estimate
s,,rir, gigDr Paipr an EprlIshmar
b. brings to mind the words Of me
I'''-
Brcathes there the man with soul 800
NH. -. .......- s,i,
Tb.s is M own. NM native lsnd7
.., ,.. r...,.. ....,,. Cd.
g sea ao- s,,,..r. ,,ii... norufation IA
5gGf00 Iu the consular report. De
partmout of state Washington, june
tl' N',il' ''.I lup 'i,,',.,i'', ,.
coiori,s and rossnssrous make no loss
than l6662075 square miles. with a
population of as- 'i6.N31, or more man
ga s,a IT, , ,5 - ''', IT,. r,,i,od
states Of America with 1000 900 square
miles over. ENGLAND. the mother Of ma
ions. we right h'tle. Tight uttl' ls'''
~. ,., 49,, ... ~, tt,4t. -,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21

day or two after his son had
graduated from west Point in the sum
mer OF 1885. 1 CHANGED 20 meet the
late Gen. Henry A. Barnum. who was
one of the fighting leaders Of the army
OF the Potomac. As / congratulated
him on his sons success. his face
beamed Then he broke out with;
And. do you know, the boy got INTO
West Point on the strength OF a story
that / told President CARRIED snoruy
after his inauguration2
m was this way" the general con-
tinued Il was very anxious that my
son should receive a presidential ap-
pointment 10 West Point, / suppose
/ had sentimental reasons for feeling
that way. But my friends told me
that q was doubtful whether l would
be able 10 get a presidential appoint
ment though there was no doubt about
the bows receiving a congressional ap-
pointment
Nevertheless. I made up my mind to
see President Garfield himself about
the matter, and 1 went TO Washington.
There l sought out the congressman
from my district and asked him II he
would 60 with me 20 the White Rouse;
He eyed me a little suspiciously and
then nut the question squarely to me;
What do YOU want TO see Garfield
forg You see. he had heard that l
wanted presidential appointment to
West Point
- want to ask the president 70 APP
point my son 10 the West Point mill
tary academy l said.
" No use' the congressman replied.
I learned only yesterday that the
president has sent the names Of all
the presidential appointments to West
Point for this year 20 Secretary OF War
Lincoln
Never mind I said, I want you 10
40 with me. And though / saw that
he did not relish the errand very much,
he consented to accompany me.
1--WE found the president in the cab
met room My companion introduced
me. and then started 20 say something
about my relations 20 the Republican
party. when the president interrupted.
ooh. he said. 4 know Gen. Barnum
very we'll. / recollect meeting YOU
when 1 was In New York city just be-
fore the presidential election 20 talk
over the political situation with some
OF my friends
OF didn't think that you would re-
member me. Mr. President / said.
"'Oh. yes he said and / recall
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too. that you we're desperately wounded
at Malvern hin. I have heard that
the wound has never healed.
That is true Mr. President / an
swered. 4 have been compelled 10
wear a seton ever since the battle'.
Thus the conversation ran on for
some time. and then the president ask
ed me what he could do for me
~ have come, / said, to ask YOU
20 appoint my son to the West Point
military academy
'"The presidents manner changed in
Htantly; his cordiality left him To such
a degree that he was visib'y annoyed.
I have already made out the progiden-
tlal appointments for the year. he
said, shortly. and sent them over %
Secretary Lincoln. They cannot be
changed
well. Mr.. President. I want You 20
hear my story / said u was dee-
perately wounded AZ the battle u NAL
vern Hill as YOU know. The bullet
passed half way around my body I
was left for dead on the field ! was
found by the Confederates, nursed back
20 life by them and finally exchanged
Since then have been an invalid.
1t was while ] was lying in the
Confederate hospital a prisoner OF war.
that I was told that "a son had been
born to me on the day ~ the battle
Of Malvern Hi. He WAS born ab put
the time I lay as one dead upon the
field And as I lay upon my bed Of
pain. fighting with an my strength
that I might see my boy ] made a
vow % myself II was that N ever
got back home that boy should be
chrlstencd Malvern FIN Barnum. Aud
ne was. Mr.. President Just ag soon rs
had sufficiently recovered 20 be- sent
home And. now. he wants 10 be
soldier. MT President. don't YOU
think that I have right 10 ask You
10 appoint him|
as ! ceased speaking. the pres dent
came up 10 me and seized my hand
General Barnum' he said, lu "a voice
that clearly showed he was touched,
yours Is an appeal that I cannot resist
Much az ] hate 90 DO &C. ] viii have
10 break my word TO gome one T
win write a little note which Won viii
take 20 Secretary Lincoln IL win in-
struct him 20 substitute the name Of
your SON for some one OF the names I
have already sent 20 him But Cen
eral. before YOU hand him the note
toll him the story YOU have lust told
me-that he may understand
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21

There was new girl at little res
taurant on Upper Broadway the other
day and she attracted tho attention
OF the Fresh Young Man. She was at
tending strictly TO her business. and
the r. y M. attended strictly 20 his.
81 have not seen YOU here before"
ne remarked as 20 starter.
ono: this rs my first day" she an
swered. "What viii YOU have2"
'Lct mo see What's good tOday2
Er-whot is your Nance
pearl sIr"
Of knew you were n Jewel all right.
Are YOU the Pearl of Great Price,
$40. SIR I'm tho Pearl that Was
cast Before swine"
Then tho Fresh Young Man ordered
coffee and sinhers.
coffee and sinkers.-New York Telo-
graph.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21

producer. 20 the manipulauons Of the
stock markets and boards Of trade.
which, q Is claimed. work to the disad-
consumer.
Crop conditions are ascertained by
these organizations, and plans are laid
for operations on their guess as to the
available supply and demand
Since live stock can be marketed In
from one 10 three years. the board Of
trade operator IS given every emporium
'ty 20 play in between. For instance, n
hoes are abnormaIlv low the supply
must De Loo excess of the demand To
avoid marketing his stock at a. loss. the
farmer often buys corn and thus sus-
t3las even greater loss.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21

IT YOU could take the twenty best
formed ana best looking women You
could find today and stand them be
side Grecian women Of old. the modern
women would look like caricatures."
says Professor William Lyon Phelps Of
Yale. When such stun as that is
talked in a college lecture room is IL
any wonder that "a college education
Is 20 often derided?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21
cnNrrRENcE NOTICE.

rrc EshIoth Annual General Con
er.ucc of the church of Jesus Christ
p Iaur-day Saints win assemble TO
Doe tabernacle salt Lake city on
sunday April q. 1910. at 10 o'clock M.
the general Priesthood meeting win
So hs.l .n the Tabernacle ON Monday
trrl g. beginning o. 7.o'clock p. IN.
Tas arst Sunday Of the month being
conference sunday, it is suggested that
Doc 'at SUNDAY On March be observed
a. lastday 60 salt Lake. Ensign. Pho
lce- Liberty Granite and Jordan
JOSEPH 3. SMITH.
JOHN r. WtNDER
ANTHON H. LUND,
First Presidency.
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pLNrr DIED DESERTED.


where once the local organization
was evenly divided between Plat and
nntI-Pau Republicans. IL was impos'
siblc 10 find any today who since that
time have not changed their spots sev-
cral times. and only few who vague
W remember that they were once the
stoutest supporters of the easy boss
SO better exposition OF the cold blood
cd nature of the political machine, with
the quick desertion of It's adhorents
when "therc's nothing 10 H." could
thcre be than the lonely death Of the
man who ruled New York state. and
for "a while made Governors. Senators.
and even tried his hand at President
making
A man who called 10 sec him IN his
little Eleventh street hat about year
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21
DAY or THE DRuNKAnD PAST


The day OF the drunkard is about over
In "A great many walks OF life. 1t has
BEEN several years since tho railroad
corpora tons became powerful factors i'm
the cause Of temperance by refusing 20
intrust their property and the lives OF
passengers in their charge 20 drunken
men; and the example thus given was
followed IN "a large number Of other
industries. Now comes the Oregon Agri-
cultural college and four students are
discharged and others are suspended
for using liquor When Il becomes gem
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21

a New York banker has just bought
n Franz Hal for half "a million dollars.
when Paul Pottcrs BUR sold for
something over hundred thousand
dollars the whole world stood aghast
But Miuets "AuEolus' easily doubled
that price and now comes this record
price FOR 20 Franz Hal II simply shows
how the cost OF living is constantly go
ing up
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21
CHINA CATCHING Up.


New YORK Tribune.
II "a not easy 20 imagine moro
striking Illustration Of the rapid spread
OF new inventions than is afforded In
the fact that on the recent march on
Lhasa the Chinese army used wireless
tclegraphy 10 keep itself 90 Communica-
ton with headquarters and home, IN
order that 10 might not be- isolated by
the Tibctaus cutting the wires, 10 is
also an equally striking indication N
the speed with which China is catching
no with the world
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21

orally Impossible for a man who drinks
hsuor TO secure admission to college or
empioSrlent on railroads or other large
Industrial undertaking. the temperance
cause viii be- still further advanced. IL
s gradually developing that there are
Sufficient sober INDUSTRIOUS men in this
country TO- take care Of AN the desir-
ablo positions ana the economic feature
of the problem is Fastening the adjust
mcnt of Dos moral phase
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21
TIM ",rEAr PRICE" PROBLEM

n =
ONE off the most perpicxing problems
leorc the public today IS the high
price of meat
Tho general rule bias often been re-
erred to of late 90 show that the prices
. the farmers products are controlled
5v supply aud demand Whom the
.u1Dfv fs short and the demand strong
re price OF that product advances.
This easy explanation requires 20 bee
rrthcr oiucidstcd and then comes
he real difculty
Mr.. william w. Curtis in recent
rlicle ln the Chicago Record-Heruid'
,rsues that the farmers are reaping
ho benefit OF the present high cost Of
God
10 cites from the bureau ~ statistics
he total value Of farm animals on the
arm. not In the stock yards or butch
.r shops. has Increased from s1.55Gsi7.-
es in 1850 20 St525,259O00 IN 1903. From
January Z. 1909 to January I. 1910
,orses have Increased I'm value 3o2 mill
ION dollars mules 81 millions. milk
lows 70 millions. other cattle So millions,
,hcep a millions. and swine 81 mill
ions of dollars A total Increase I'm
,alue OF Gi8 millions Of dollars in the
iast year.
he concludes that the committees
which are investigating the causes OF
he increase In the cost Of living might
Ind some clew 10 the truth In the
ibove figures. Somebody has had 20
pay these enormous advances which
nave gone into the pockets and the
1ank accounts Of the farmers, and
here Is reasonable suspicion that the
Increase in their incomes has come out
IF the pockets ~ the consumers who
,uy their product A man with half
an eve. half shut, ought TO sec the
point. n should not require the saga
'ity Of congressional committee 10
determine the facts
The argument is plausible, but the
conclusion does not follow. II assumes
bat AN tho live stock have been sold,
'or only 10y selling an this live stock
,ould the farmer have gained the 6l3
millions of increase I'm value.
The farmer however. has marketed
nly the surplus. keeping the greater
iumbor for breeding and stock pur-
poses upon the farm. And this is the
'asc with au kinds ut live stock. eN-
.cpt swine The greater part OF the
tnimals are kept on the farm for
breeding. stock and work purposes and
not O. dollar of their advanced values
received from anyone by the farmer.
when it is said that "thc total value
II farm products Boo 1905 was S5,9Sl 600. -
700. while i'm 1909 st was estimated at
Is $40. 900 900. am increase of $50 mil
ions of dollars" we cannot argue
hence that this Increase has gone i'm
90 the farmers pocket Tor II has not.
Suppose, however. that the consumer
sid really pay that 500 millions to the
iou million farmers Of this country.
.hen each farmer would have received
an increase ON the value of tho grain
and live stock on his farm 60 the
amount merely Of $500
A member Of the Illinois legislature.
hr Pervier accounts for the present
aigh price Of pork Iu this way:
1.-TWO years ago the price of live hogs
at the Chicago market fen below s. per
sWt Corn was worth go cents "a busheI
and upward. AS O. result IL was moro
profitable t1 the farmer ro sell Dis corn
lhan feed d. ln fact Ia was an actual
loss Go feed 90 and thousands of farm
srs went Out of the hog business and
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21

Mr. Carnegie says that ne has made
up his mind not 90 make amy more
money IL he can help &c. What a
beatinc condition Co De ini
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21

Tho Cleveland police have received
orders 10 dress like gentlemen. why
not go further and order them 10 act
like gentlemen?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21
TINS BUMPS THE LIMIT
Irdianapoiis News.

Indianapolis News.
A New York judge has committed a
man FOR contempt or court because he
answered "a don't remember TO TOO
many OF the questions. What are the
bad trusts 20 do now?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21

In his trip around the world exc
Vice President Fairbanks didn't say
thing he mad 10 say he didn't say.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21

Senator Cummins's anti-railroad bin
speech was not railroaded through. 10
took him four days 10 deliver IL.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21

"uncle Joe" should give some time
TO reading and rejecting upon Cardi-
nal Wolsey's solioquy.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21

Tho city creek aqueduct is finished.
Now let the floods come and the winds
blow.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21

The beauty Of q real estate boom
that there are always additions and no
subtractions
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21

II Speaker Cannon did not meet his
Waterloo Saturday. what was IL that he
metz
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21

Tho scholar in politics has good
deal to learn before Dc is "A knowing
politician.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21

n the insurgents" are not careful
the regulars" will be calling them
MOros.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21

Tho price Of meat and eggs r. COM
ing down but 1t hasn't reached the
earth vet
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-21
NEW NEWS OF YESTERDAY
THE STORY THAT CAUSED PRES DENT GARFIELD TO CHANGE
HIS MIND
BY J. e. Edwards.

interesting
dramatic light
by
leaders the civil
gnrueed the
the
ant haye all
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JUST FOR FUN.

What shan We dog The business
Is all run down
I'm that case. I GUESS we'd better
Wind &c up Louisville Courier
journal
Eila she said that she wouldn't
marry tlc best man on earth
Stelia.S She kept her word The
ceremony was performed in an air-
snip.-Judge.
Miss Elder-Thc wretch has been
making love to both of us. dear. How
can we punish him?
Miss Younger Why don't you mar
rs him, dcar.-illustrated Bits.
Boulah-W When he kissed me last
night ! asked him Co tell no one.
BCllc-And did hc2
Boulah-Why tt wasn't two minutes
before ho repeated t-Yonkers
statesman.
Doyle Pfwats an r1vson O'Toolc do
Doe athcr havn a lin weddin.' Oi
Woudcr2
Boylc-Faith. an IT'S because he's
been married Tin years. otm thinkn'
Answers.
She (rominisciug) Don't you re-
member dear that lovely gorge up In
the White Mountains
Hc-At the hawthorne Saw. that
was about the ewcllcst feed / ever
tucked i'm Boston Transcript
"What ca quaint old teapot Aud YOU
say 90 has been in the Family since
the year 1902 Then 90 ls century
oldi u has outlasted an entire hun
dred yoaratF
eyes. and probably three hundred
cooks. Chicago Tribune
Whats that prima donna angry
about9"
ooh. some well-moaninE critic said
she sang like 70 siren. The only siren
she knows anything about is the
whistle they use on q steam boat -
LLn.nInuLnn SIR