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Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1910-11-24
Not ALWAYS.

Does your wife always insist on
talking 10 you when you are shayingY
mo. Sometimes ! shave when she h
away from home. Chicago Record
Herald.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1910-11-24
Economy of Time

Friend shy one of your clocks Is
slow and the others fast. Young Law
yer-Yes: | start work by the slow one
and stop by the other-Iife.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1910-11-24
The Modest Hunter.

"Can you show me any bear tracksw
asked the amateur Nimrod.
Il kin show you a bear" the native
replied.
Thanks. awfully. old chap. Tracks
will suffice. "-Pittsburg Post.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1910-11-24
Enthusiasm,

Anxious Messenger-Say, fireman.
there's another fire broken out up the
street. New Recruit-All right. old
chap; keep her going till we've I'm
ished this one Punch
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1910-11-24

Discretion of speech Is more desira.
BILE than eloquence.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1910-11-24
AND BEAST,

There's the horse think GOOD y.r,,
blanket and pay you for it BY the work he'll do
me but they going fast Better get one
right away. - -
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1910-01-30
PUBLICITY HELPS EDucAT1oNs CAUSE

The Examiner heartily endorses the following which
out the form of recommendation
Edward Hyatt state superintendent of public
Publicity good for good things though bad
things The help OF the local newspapers powerful aid
The of the schools Supcmendens and should al
ways make 1t point 10 work with their local newspapers
For success only for the
workit also for the
dong good work IL the newspapers
school, ITS children and the OF education
of more Importance in the of the practical world.
Newspapers wl always meet school and half
They always wiling and
matters relating to education and the public
But must do his share One like log
and the local
10 write He cannot keep track of the
schools work
principal prepare and take TO him the
things of public interest that always happening
tell them TO him write them for him
The teacher should be able things and live
ly form suitable for printing He should know things
available for newspaper and what
All that educators do these directions viii bring the
into closer connection with the real outdoor
always consummation deyoutedy 10 be wished.
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1910-01-30
MRS. VAN PUYSTER'S IDEA

''No that is not my idea declared Mrs Puyster mp
y tolerate anything ordinary Not the least Not at a
When spoke that positive fashion the
settled Mrs Puyser lived
the Avenue above Svenevenh ST. and president of the
Daughters Evolution who had evouted from
the simple and aborou accumulation of to the complex
hardly dollars and
wisdom
"My of purely classical The great
like Wagner nd I,isztan Mendelssohn and''-
But Victor plays Wagner and Lszt and Mendessohn said
Mrs Robinson and Chopin and Schubert andwhy all the classic
composers And plays their subtle and charming compost
tions (he going "loves but changed to sub
tie and charming of regard Mrs Van Puyster whom she
anxious to please and entertan)
''You surprise mel replied her caller which deal
for Mrs Puyster o admit any circumstances
''The only talking machines heard she played
nothing trashy
everybody is singing and whsling all the time"
Ny eldest picks them most unaccountaby Only this
morning something about everybody working
Mrs Van Puyer Positively horrd know And totally map
plcable position
81 believe you particularly partial the violin Wouldn't
like Misca Eman the Russian Vrtuoo play
Chopin Nocurne in E2'
don't to say your Victor plays that
by of caibre Mscha EmanG"
claimed Mrs Van Puyster in astoniShment.
Certainly answered her hostess and Joseph Holman
Maud Powell and Bourbon
it possibleq I would indeed enjoy And
have YOU HOLMAN own Anante Relgioso the
You my strings troubling you much
Not in the least The maid will put the records
Puyster listened the floating in
changed smile satisfied delight For she real
did appreciate the finest music There aec
about that
But she enjoyed also other music enjoyed it hugely
would for worlds admit IT. to herself That
the affeetatjon
sang the beautiful duet from La Forza
del and Mrs Van Pyster face fairly ransfgurd
til the last magnificent burst of melody died away.
Suddenly however she from her chair and asked Suspicious
w: May and this wonderful in
with my eyes2'
"Of you may assented her entertainer.
nd broad smile Mrs Van Puysers apoogetie counte
she returned to her seat
You must dear she began but thought per
haps YOU playing little Joke and
know replied Mrs Robinson 'You thought had the
singers Half dozen of friends
have gone through the motions
is Incredible responded her visitor, that
should Causo voice the perfect sweetness the
him and Scott that number several
And thought had surely engaged them for the after
machine its wonder Its miracle ~
HEAR THE VICTOR At OGDEN MUSIC CO, 2370 WASH AVE
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1910-01-30
BRAIN LEAKS
oAo%oAeHe&sxe&oAoxsKs+
ACCOUNTED FOR.

II may please the commission mer.
chant, but il certainly will not graft
fy the people to learn that butter re-
mains Strong"
The divorce court awaits people
who are looking for trouble.
Ii would be interesting to learn
devil isn't as black as he Is painted
obtained Information.
Sometimes an enemy Is a good ad-
vertiscment
The object in sending Morse to pri-
son. of course. is to cause him re-
morse.
The stage that most needs reform
Ing is the stage whisper. ]. a. c..
The Liberals in England, despite
their victory. still have to budget
Sometimes all We need to bright
en- our day is TO live @ little higher"
says Rev. Samuel ]. Barrows. The
Idea had not occurred 10 us before,
but perhaps there is really something
besides the practical In those mon
Strocities that are called skyscrap-
erS.
IN the case of some of the aspir.
ants for Uncle Joe Cannon's shoes. -
says Republican newspaper 1T
must be that they are not familiar
with the size of his footgear" Or
perhaps they are willing to serve the
country, even at the cost of some
pinchlng.
Announcement is made that the fed
eral government VIII shortly take
steps to bring about the Indictment
OF men connected with the so-called
beef trust AS the present admin
istration is extremely conservative, II
is reasonable to presume that it Is
in posseaeion OF evidence strongly
supporting the charge that a combina-
ton I'm restraint OF the meat trade
exists 1t should be kept in mind,
however, that 1t Is one thing to be
morally certniD that trust exists and
quite another thing to prove IT,
In View OF the fact that there arc
to be immediate increases In the prices
of both shoes and stockings, we pre-
sumo the time has arrived when it
may be truly said that there is a
movement on foot
Six leading New York charitable In.
stItutions have refused gift of ST..
100000. Possibly the management OF
each Of them thought that its institu-
tion should have had the entire
amount.
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1910-01-30
OVER TIE WALNUTS
=AND %HNE--
Good Stories of the Great and
the Near Great.
Father o'Connor was feeling ur

Father o'Connor was feeling un-
comfortable.
A friend. calling. advised him to
see physician.
MY doctor said His Reverence is
out of the city
But" said his friend, "there is Dr.
Bailey"
Yes" replied the priest. hut DIR.
Bailey is a drinking man.
Nevertheless. said the friend, he
can prescribe wor you"
So DR. Bailey was sent for and az
er the diagnosis he said. Father
O'Connor, | find the pulse normal
the heart beats regular, and no or
ganic difficulty whatever"
But what ails me asked his Rev-
erence.
Simply overworked.' replied the
doctor
And what. sir. is your remedy"
Thus asked Father O'Connoor
Hot punch responded Or. Bailey
81 have two objections TO that,
said His Reverence. In the FIRST
place I haven't any punch and Sec
ondly would not like TO have my
housekeeper know that use H."
"I can dispose OF both obpjections,
said the physician. FOR | can furnish
The punch and the hot water well ask
Mary for Will be for shaving
So the priest consented; the doctor
supplied the punch secured the hot
water. Iound two tumblers and pre-
rared the remedy.
The doctor tried IL and the good
foll 10 6rEfDTV'
Said the doctor. Father O'Connor,
IL Is n drink fit for the gods"
The good father then experimental
and greatly relished 1t.
1t was a week later. DR.. Bailey met
Mary, The houselteeper. I'm the street.
Mary asked the doctor. how is His
Reverence?'
Doctor" said Mary, His Rever-
ence. sor is well; yes intoirly so, but
! there is this that's peculiar about the
case of His Reverence ever since the
: afternoon when you came asking for
hct water, Father O'Connor has been
shaving himself ten times 4 day
Norman E. Macks' National Monthly.
During the Civil War George Den.
ker. German boy about sixteen
years years old. who had been en-
listed as volunteer from Pennsyl-
Vania, was slightly wounded In a bat
tie and taken to a hospital
"Dumpy." as he was called. always
wore one of those old fashioned Ger
man hats. which caused lots of fun
for his comrades
Major Mcdowell, his commander,
happy over the victory of the day,
and ever ready 10 have fun with tho
German boy, who could not speak
English very plainly said to him rs
he saw him sitting near a stove in
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1910-01-30
BACKACHE MEANS
DIR TY KIDNEYS
A Few Doses Clean and Regulate
the Kidneys and You
Feel Fine.

No man or woman here whose kid
ncys arc out-of-order. or VINO suffers
from backache or bladder misery. can
afford to leave Papes Diuretic untried.
After taking several doses. all
pains in tho back, sides OF loins, rhcu-
matte twInGes. nervousness. head
ache. sleeplessness, iuflamed OF swol-
len eyelids. dizziness. tired or worn.
out feeling and other symptoms OF
clogged. sluggish lIidneys simply van
ish.
Uncomfortable urinauon ESPECIALLY
at night, smarting. djscolored water
and all bladder misery ends.
The moment you suspect the slight
est kidney or bladder disorder, or feel
rheumatism pains, don't continue to
be miserable or worried. but get Il
ilfty-cent treatment Of Pepe's Diuretic
from your druggist and start taking
as directed, with tie knowledge that
there is no other medicine, at any
price. made anywhere else In the
world, which is 50 harmless or VIII
effect so thorough md prompt cure,
This unusual pteparation gees di-
rect TO the cause Df trouble, diStrlbut-
ing Its cleansing. healing and yitaliz-
ing influence digectly upon the or
gans and &and5 affected and COM
pletes the cdte before you realize 1t,
a few days' Treatment of Pape's
Dluretic meanss clean. healthy. active
Kidneys, bladder and urinary organs
and you feel fine.
Your physician, pharmacist. banker
or any mercantile agency will tell you
that Pape, Thompson &c Pape, OF Gin
cinnatl. is a large and responsible
medicine concern. thoroughly worthy
OF your confidence.
Accept only Pape's Diureic-flfty-
cent treatment-from any drug store
anywhere in the world.
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1910-01-30

Two headline
pheum oil week, hegS2nng night
fohce Bndey
Tor several vaudeville
at Homek musical
guests entertainerA
o Ere
iorniance has proved exceptionally 5peasng
Eva Taylor the of
presented the rcut
written
ones has
everywhere that has
in
rest Of the
a. Morrni unoesque nglh
animal old
Siberian wolf
nave oeen trained TO perform series
Carl Nobel oddly
MS established
DIS ne was recently brought to this the or
circuit He o he
Veronica
10 newspapers the cities
cnd to cause laughter.
a
offering will be
which he himself produced originally
orchestral
drome pictures will complete the bill,
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1910-01-30
VENTING SPLEEN.

mornings Examiner contained the following
graph a the arrival of Louis Pauhan
His machines and special express cars
will this No 10 at 10 Pauhan Will remain
Ogden until o'clock Owing the short length of his stay here
effort will be made provide formal reception but is prob
able that large crowd will greet the brdmans arrival
Last nights twilight outburst has this to say
Predictions of contemporary the contrary Notwithstanding
turbulent mob greeted the of the arhe depot grounds
not overcrowded.
Pauhan alone presented Pullman platform but
formal greeting marked the
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1910-01-30

the hospital with his arm in n sling.
''Dumpy. remove that helme
"Das Hell mit,? Das Help5 Ntt
vat ?" said the German boy. rather
embarrassed.
The helmet. that hat" said the
major.
DE He'll Mitt your hat" said the
German boy getting angry. Tnis
made everybody laugh even the
wounded. who had listened TO the
conversation. - Norman Il. Macks
National Monthly.
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1910-01-30

ETIQUETTE, HOME STYLE.

Tcachcr-Tommy. spell napkin.
Tommy-N- napkin
Teacher-Right Define Napkin
Tommy.
Tommy-Napkin Is what. We use
when we have company -
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1910-01-30
1T DEPENDS,

woman to ride horseback alone In the
park7"
"Yes; unless sho insists on riding
like u gentleman"
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1910-01-30

The small boy feels Ike a slave.
His every ac4 a crime
But for his parents he could have
A bully time. Exchange,
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1910-01-30
PREPARED.

Miss Landseer-How did You feel
when you found that tho ship would
surely go down in ten minutcs2
MT. Maldemere-I didn't care. l had
given up all before that.
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1910-01-30
JUST E7OR FUN
BulIe and Bulls.

00Ib dHO
T p. O'Connor. the witty Irish par.
liamentarian. discussed at dinner in
New York the ball
THE bull" said he. Isn't confined
to Ireland. 1t was an Englishman.
you know-an English Judge-who,
being told by tramp that he was
unmarried. replied: well, that's 4
good thing for your wife
And it was French soldier who,
sleeping In his tent with a stone Jar
for pillow, replied on being asked
IL the jar wasn't hard: oh. no: I've
stuffed it. You see, with hay
And 1t was an American politician
in New York. who cried the other
night from the tailboard OF a dray:
III we remain silent the people viii
not hear our heartrendlng cries! -
Washington Star
The old darlSy had driven his fare
to the hotel and was now demanding
81 for his service.
What" protested the passenger.
"sl for that distance? Why. 1t isn't
half mile as the crow flies
Oats true, boss" returned Sambo.
Will hu Appearing OuN SC of'
sub, dat old crow he ain't got free
wives an ten chilluns to support. not
to mention de keep foh de hoss. "-Har-
per's Weekly.
He-Darling. all 1 possess I lay at
your feet
She-You are just like all the men
You Insist on putting things where
woman will have to pick them up
after you. But-Tll say yes. john
Judge.
Miss Sweet-It is just the sort of
engagement ring I preferred. How
thoughtful Of you, None OF my others
were nearly so pretty.
George-Not at all. dear. This is tho
ring have always used.-Exchange.
You should insist" said the doc
tor. "on Your boy dccd- ~ .llt-., ---.
self To cold baths
II don't have to insist" answered
the worried father He'll be out
skating before the Ice is an eighth OF
an inch thick. Washington Star.
The Morning examiner. [volume] (Ogden, Utah) 1904-1910, 1910-01-30

Alice-That little Count De Broke
actually proposed to me last night.
Annc-The ideal I suppose he VII
have the nervo to propose to mo to-
night.
Alice-No. he won't. ] accepted him
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1910-01-19

Chicago. Jan. is.-Juhn X. Walsh, ::
years old. who began his business ca
reer as newsboy and later controlled
millions in banks. railroads, newspa-
pers and coal fields, left for the fed
erai prison at Leavenworth. Kan. at
s o'clock tonight to begin d flve-year
sentence for misappiying funds Of the
Chicago National bank OF which he
had been president. His journey fol-
lowed a denial by the United States
circuit court OF appeals nj his petition
for a new trial on the ground Of al
legged misconduct Of the jurors VIII
found him guilty.
on his trip 10 Leavenworth Walsh
is accompanied by John W. Walsh. his
son. lie. Babcock and DR. l. Blake
Baldwin. his sons-in-law. and by at
torney E. T Ritcher, his financial
counsel. He il in charge Of United
States Marshal l. T. Hoy and OF Dep
ury Marshal Thomas Middleton. life
long friend
After Walsh Mas on his Way 10
Leayenworth. rumor Was started
that a desperate effort would be made
to get the prisoner off the train by
a habeas corpus proceeding. II MAS
reported that Judge A. l.. Sanborn
of the United States district court.
had been summoned from Madison,
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1910-01-19
MORGAN IS BACKING
TRACTION COMPANY

New York. Jan. Isl. Ptsrp"ni Nor
.an : hack "a Inferbnruugh Met
rapolftan Traction company IN It's
plans for subway and elevated esteh-
sion and will finance the company To
an unlimited extent in such improve
ments a. the public service eomtnIs-
sion wIH allow il Ia undertake.
This statement was made today by
President T. +. Shnnts, of the COM
pany at the annual stockholders meet
ing. when, in outlining the company
Improvement plans. he said:
p Morgan x Co. have agreed To
finance rs for d amount IN which no
limit has been placed II the public
service commission had granted Us
permission We would have been willing
to spend siaa.0aa.e go for improve
ments-"
The plans for subject were objected
ta By the commission On account Of
certain attached conditions
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1910-01-19
FINANCIER STARTS
TO FEDERAL PRISON

Wis, ana that Jaa.s Hamilton Lewis
would endeavor To- obtain a writ from
him.
The ground on which the writ
might pe asked was not revealed. hut
il was reported that the allegation
would be made that other than mem-
bers OF the grand jury we're ln the
jury room when Walsh was Indicted,
Ii was learned. however. that Judge
Sanborn's jurisdiction ended at the
Illinois boundary line which the train
that carried Walsh was scheduled 10
cross at Rock Island, III. at 10i5
o'clock tonight. After Il II il was said.
as the prisoner nesred l.eavenworth.
action to obtain his liberty would
have to be brought in the Kansas dis
tricr on the ground that Walsh was
under Illegal restraint
The train also passes through love-
and Missouri. hut Il aas thought iln-
proba ble that any action would he oh
tanned in those Jurisdictions. Judge
Sanborn arrived in Chicago at o'clock
tonight. He said he had heard that
a wr;; az habeas corpus mtgat be
asked for. but he lad not heen asked
10 issue IL
John :. Miller. chief counsel for
Walsh. said he had heard ao,hinx or
such proceeding
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1910-01-19

Washington. Jan. ls--In Welcoming
the conference of governors at thn
White House this afternoon, President
Taft indulged in n little good naturcd
speculation as to how the English sys-
tenn of executive authority might work
in this country. and especially with
respect to giving the executive the
right to argue matters out with the
Legislative branch and go before the
people if necessary. He said he would
like to have a heart heart talk with
some of the governors as to their
methods of obtaining legislation.
Il would especially like to ask Gov
ernor Harmon how he manages with
ii republican Legislature in Ohio" said
the president Il can assure him.
added Mr.. Taft. that there are strug-
giles even when you have a congress
which nominally is OF your own party.
There is no use mourning over lack of
the English system of government in
this country. for we can never haN.
it, but you governors. as well as l.
have felt at times the injustice oi
criticism which comes to the executive
because of the lack of the English
system.
PreSluent lat audieSSe" ''' s''
ernors as MY dear fellow executives
and fellow sufferers"
Hughes Talks.
Governor Hughes of New York and
former Mayor Seth Low of New York
city spoke at the afternoon session.
Governor Hughes discussed Governors
Conferences. Their Scope and Pur-
pose" Governor Harmon of Ohio
presiding officer. introducing the New
York governor as one who has shown
qualifications We all want to see in
public life"
"In view of his recent announcement
that he is going to retire from pubic
Iife." said Governor Harmon. Il want
to saw we are all sorry. and hope 1t
Is a limited announcement"
Governor Hughes suggested that IL
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1910-01-19

London. Jan is.-Thc elections to-
day resulted in the return OF the foi-
lowing: Unonists. Fl: liberals. 10: la
borites. 3: nationalists, /; unionist
gains. IL: liberal gains. /. The stand
ing of the parties at the conclusion of
today's polling was as follows:
Unionists. 1so: liberals, IS: laborites,
20: nationalists. 2S. Total gains, Union
lists. 81: liberals. =: laborites, !.
The unionists had decidedly the bet
ter of the elections today. OF A seats
contested. they won Il. of which IL
were represented by ministcrialists IN
the last parliament. With the eXcep-
ton of north England. Scotland and
the big manufacturing towns. the re-
suit of the polls shows II steady trend
toward the fiscal policy of the union
lists, but. calculating returns thus far
announced, the political oracles main
tain that this will not be sufficient
to overcome the big liberal majority
obtained in 1906.
of course. there are many side is-
sues. such as the cry of weakened
navy. which have influenced the voters,
particularly at naval ports and In
countries where landlords WELD great
influence, more unioniSt gains have
been expected. There will have to be
a big turnover. however. before the
government is put out. \ conservative
estimate now places the liberai-labor
majority over the unionists as between
so and 30.
This. with a compact party. would
be a working majority. but. with unre-
liable laborites. backed up by the irish
when it suited them. the governmeEt
would have to go warily To avoid pit
falls.
Not So Strong.
The laborites. IL rs true. are MT hhe-
IN to be so strong in the new tariia =
ment as i'm the last. They have al
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1910-01-19
MANY WOMEN 'DUPED
BY BOGUS COUNT

New York. Jan. lS.-The Hobokcn
police daily receive letters from
women in various parts of the coun-
try who believe they We're married to
Baron Karl Won Mueller. now under
arrest in Los Angeles. Cal. on charges
of having married different women
now living in this vicinity.
Mrs. l.. Schoppe of Baltimore. writes
to say she was married to man of
the same name. and description. and
when he disappeared he took all her
money and jewelry. Mrs. Susan
smith of Dubuque. Iowa. Identifies the
man similarly. and says she missed
$500 in money and her jewelry.
Mrs. Fannie Wagner of Rockford.
ILL.,. says she was deserted year ago.
and that her husband took $1,000 and
her jewelry. Hoboken officers are on
the way to Los Angeles to bring Won
Mueller back.