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The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-05-04
ADJUSTMENTS
ATTRACTIONS TO-DAY.
Colonial theatre-Dorothv

, Colonial theatre-Dorothy Nor
, ton and company in Widow
, JONES'" matinee. 2:15 p. m; night, :
= Sis D. m.
, Orpheum theatre - Vaudeville.
; 2:15 .. m. and Sis D. m.
; Daniels theatre = Mack-Leone
: players in "HeartSease;" matinee,
; 2:15 p. m; night, Sis p. m.
; Mission theatre-Vaudevill 2:30
; q. m, 1880 and $3.50 o. n.
, Shubert. Isis. Elite and Luna :
, theatres-Motion pictures from :
to IL p. m.
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.wHAr EVERY WOMAN e

The new Barrie comedy, What Every
Woman Knows" in which Maude
Adams is TO be seen at the Salt Lake
theatre beginning Thursday night, is
in four acts, with scenes laid in Scot
land and in England. One scene, the
second, shows John Stands committee
rooms In Glasgow and calls for the
employment of a large squad of super
numeries. The part of John Shand is
ore that calls for an actor of uncom-
mon skill. Shand is an egotisticai and
thick headed young Scotchman, who
for a long time. is blind to the fact
that the ideas which have helped him
along and which he imaSines are his
own were those knocked into his head
by his shrinking and timid little wife.
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feeling II pride would not consider
bsing a Capper. sven a capper on a whole
saie scale. a. ] am. Any number Of men
had rather exist on $40 a week made ~
q desk than do my work az s8O.
Then the ma iOrity o. msn would not
have and could not got the trim APPEAR
anoe ! have and have not the ready quick
tongue needed for street work % this
Mind. The secret 10 in tho appoarAn o.
first and then the talk
I'm constantly trying nov ways 81
attracting the crowd. I dress 10 people
will notice me, I talk 20 they'll follow my
eaxmple Roughly Icalcalate that when
ever ] stop and make a purchase from a
street faker az least five rev customers
will follow me in quick succession. I
size up the people passing and talk OF
a pattsr that will bring thsm. find can
do much better than did even a month
ago.
As expected. the iaksrs welcome me.
They do not pay mo a salary or commits
son. have q peculiar Arrangement with
them that works admirably.
u am IN business for myself l buy
toys, or whatever each fAksr 70 selling.
all day long. ] buy them az tbs price
asked and ] pay on ths spot IN caah.
The way ] make my money 10 that late
that afternoon or the 1ext morning the
iakeTcomsa 20 mo az q littls headuuAr0srR
nave and h,,vs 49, whSt I nave bo,,Sbt
from him a. double the price.
Il never $50 a faker more than thros
snd NJ, IN d;gsr.,t rlo9hs. pSod -
~ ~ tyicL IL, 4, L'olin,, slifsr@rtlS,
Ia, alvrHv. M - nm 10 -.,..,n Ule a nal
~ A. vo,1ng h,,sinsS-, n,Sn Thatia r.
bind n ra0rssr -, -i,ls--.ll S.lIo-r. Ia w.
never had' Refors
-SlppOU~ any one og thSm didn't come
N M sSd S5y - sbs $50 800 "a do'YblS
,Shst 7 nsids 'vs-,, v,sil 4 ,-oUidn't -
much snJ ths asLir -o,,ld - = Ia
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HORRORS IN COMETS WAKE.
II>IEN To THESE san STORIES
az EVENING PARTIES.

Ihsrc the case oT Nir. Weld. WhS located
me FbIng star win tire uelp aS
,rnus-Pity the Geung Man whose
Iimld COmpani0n llnd Lest Her Key.
y. cannot convinoe Mrs. n. Wedd Of
Mount Vernon that no disaster followed
IN mo wake 81 the comet. For the first
uu, ainor they had settled down 10 su-
luru.a serenity Mr.. Wedd mentioned.
very aWkWAndly IL must be admitted.
r.s. not until late az night would he return
...'lr wife. Naturally Il was an Occa-
.r that suggested further explanation
All ur Nedd went into intimate "details.
a.. .he knew he had cut out stag parties
-.s hut this was . special occasion and
rrr.llps the host, was going 20 have In
the punch a man who could be OF aome
assistance in a new business deal. Phillips
called ~ comet party-as for him hs
va-n AZ al interested In comela. in fact
nv in freaks Of any kind. and n he could
break away she might be pretty SURE he
would
Ths long arm % coincidence stretched
og' and waved before the Imagination Of
Mr. y. Wedd's neighbOr. a cortain viva
rrl~ widow who tslephoned after Mr.
N"dd's departure that she Waa getting
ur party, and never mind u husband vas
away all tho better then she wouldn't
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never be suspected OF being counsellor
and business hrinRer % half a hun dred
takers az the least. A b'Ock down Broad
way he st0pped and p tnted acroaa the
street.
DO yOp SEQ thst man who sells those
trick birds over there, he said. They
arr fIled with water but there 10 4 little
hole on the top, and II you stop that you
can make the bird sing and WArbls. II
you dOnt do that and don't know the
trick Of handling it you get q little JET Of
water squiTted IN your face that brings
amusement ~ the person who 10 playing
the trick and surprise 20 the victim
Come over with me a moment and I'll
show you how It's done
The we'll dressed young man hurried
over 20 the man who was selling the bird
a. II he had Just that momenf GOT sight
81 him lnaide ~ three minutes halt q
dozen people had stopped and were
watching him.
The fGker explained tte trick bird 70
him. Ne immediately tested Ia possi-
bihties by blowing with all his might
and getting his face well SCATTERED With
water. Then he expressed great delight
and bought ono. waking away laughing
meTTily. He attempted b play tho trick
on tie man with whom he had been taxi
ing and then continued his cOuveTua tlon.
You'll Sc that thsro are bali dOnsn
people whO'ye bought since I did be
remarked. That iaalwnys the way
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scarlet cushions and a Navajo rug.
Mas veTs Dc vsFs Jones went 10 the
theatre comet night and after that she
and a bfOher mot brOkonl friend. had q
little supper. They fingered long over Il
aud later. although Il vas but . few steps.
took a taKioab. returned to the WOOlly
Dog and by easy stages mounted a. far
~ the elevator would 90 and then climbed
the rest Of the way.
Miss We're d We're Jones IL one Of those
naive psruons who admit their failings
in q perfectly disarming manner. She
explained that 20 far - her personal
happiness was concerned that abe could
Stagger through eternity without ever
catching a glimpse Of Halley's comet.
but the time had come to take some des-
peEats measures and find Ot0 the reason
for an attitude Of attention. without APP
parent intention, that broker friend had
held for several months now. She
had conceived the idea Of this original
tete-a-tete. believing that Il she oncs had
the time. the place. the loved one and the
comet all together such a quartst Of
superiority ought TO achieve certain
desired results.
Deity abe arranged the cushions and
the screen and devoted herself 20 making
Broker Friend comfortable. She had 10
oated the exact spot In the heavens whsre
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ent Indications that abe win. and be b
nsalOusly studying astronomical charts
10 see II IL isn't possible that thu predic-
tons and calculations may be wroAg and
that tho return will he in less than the
seventy years noted.
Miss vsre de We're Jones. who lives
in one Of the apartment houses which
line the West Fortiss. has her own opinion
Of tho comet, and u you run across her
you are more than ever convinced that
there certainly IL something balsful in ice
wake.
Miss We're de We're Jones. AZ you know.
has the stah Of the wOolly Dog Apart
ment Hotel right at her beck and call.
and the result Of a smile emphasized
with something a little more substantial
resulted in just about a cunning little
corner being built by the united efforts
Of three elevator boys and Eve waters
on the roof. with some rubber planta.
some Japanese Antsrns. a mound Of
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He thought for q moment that the fall
into that coal BIN and the Subsequent
ride IN the dumbWaitsr were the most
UNPLEASANT experiences of his life. Only
for q moment. however Then he real-
izsd that thNEs are always lower depths.
an aphOriam that came into beng al
ire nleAa Of Gaehar'a faes. WHICH mat him
o. bic emit With a strangely lnquiring
look. Bsrids hil iaos father oarrsed
q loaded pistol. AnAr nsslissntly cooking
10 be demanded that HE ; O'Clock In the
morninG visitor should surrender himC Il
and disgorGs whatever valuables he
had. Judging from the note he received
the next day from Nellie. which did not
encloso the lost silk hat or any reference
20 it but did contain .anls==!Assgs for
HE unchivalrous confession Of hsr pres
snce outside. = confession that had re-
suited in q weeks Incarceration aud a
sumner programme that took in only =
visit 90 4 deaf aunt in . far Oh New Eng
land town. his Sir Philip Sidney act had nat
been duly appreciated. Speaking again
Of the comet OstsOpaih admiis that II
he 10 alive ON IT, reappeaTancs be shall
not take an airuhip 90 a. 10 get a glimpse
Of g. Ne can wait.
u you really care 10 pursue the subject
there 10 no end % incidents proving.
n proof 10 necSsNAry. that II will take a
good long time for the social systsH' 10
regain lie p0isP.
Thsrs's that affair Of M,idis's. Nude
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the possibility Of tho comets appearance
was based. according 20 the latest state
msnr Of John. the elevator man. who had
been carrying parties 10 the roof for =
week past, In fact she diaaFmed suspic-
ion entirely by quite a learned diaquisi-
ton on thu habits OF comets a. she knsW
them. and having made sons Turkish
coffee by means % q hammered brass
equipment which she was going 70 give
a. a wedding present 10 q chorus friend
the next week. ahs sang a few songs. re-
cited two stan9as from stars u the
summer Night, and when the deep
breathing Of Broker Friend assured her
Of his interest. began in a shAky voice
10 tell him 81 her lonely life. Not .
syllable interrupted her recital. There
was the deep hush Of perfect attention.
Moved 20 confessions which she had never
even dreamed she could inaiict upon any
one. she made detOur from the relation
Of facts 10 the opsn field Of thoughts. az
piations and fears. and overcome by her
own sloqusnce she sobbed once or tWics.
catching her tears in her real lacs hand
kerchief.
Finally she waited and the Response
came Immediately. Il took tho form Of
q loud. staccato snors.
A subdued person, Miss We're De We're
JOnes waited and then she Waited anew
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up to the rat man In a very democratic
way
Lets - Ons Of thoss. friend he said.
Mighty funny
He put n rat on bis finger and good
naturedly jerked II In the face Of an errAnd
boy. who exploded with Joy. Then with
an air o. freedom and yet perfectly proper
New York street camaFaderis he thrust
it at the prettier Of two girl clerks who had
stopped 10 look On. The girl squsaled and
jumped back.
Amt you frsrh!- she said.
That settles IL, friend returned the
young man 10 the faker amid the general
laugh sure want one
Ne dug down in his pocket for the nscss-
sary dime and passed on. still laughing
Meantime. accompanied by the Eiggles Of
the girls. two other paassrsby had started
70 invest in the cOmical rats.
Fifteen minutes later any one whose
business had taken him near the Post
Once might have sesn the same well
dressed young man In the centre Of group
Og people looking at the racing Of little
automobiles. The young man had quite
casually approached the assembly Of tin
motor cars when trade was slack. Look
ing down Al the tiny cars tho stranger
made q remark or two 20 the elect that
the yellow looked 10 him better than the
red. az any rate Il the owner would 81
shsm gong he'd buy the best
i've q boy Of seven % home the
young maa remarked casually 10 q bensy-
olent Appearing Old gentleman whose eye
hnpDsned 10 b. caught and who made
No. I Of tho nee crowd. who'll % just
crazy over that
BY the time the yellow OAr in a series
Of three tFials Rad proved better than the
red the benevolent obi gentleman re-
msmbsFed that hs had tao grandchihren
Who would bs greatly delighted with On
auto race over their mothers parqust
aoor. and with a near approach 70 a grin
the red car and q blue one dropped into
his capaoiOJss pockets.
He and his now found friend became
nearly confidential a. thsy Walked down
the street. leaving tho automobile man
making change rapidly 60 the russ Of a
sale svery two minutes. TIE young man
had the art Of being 20 thoroughly oon-
paniOnabls that The elderly gentleman
soon offered him q oignr. and with glance
Of admiration 81 the trim booking Snit and
the Est up that was StrikinG but not too
marked. inquired his business.
-COnhdsntial agent, ar aaid the
stranger.
Thsn ths old gentleman, two stgnog-
raphsru. q policeman and several West
arnrrs gho evidently wara GaEing The
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Finally the chill Of early dawn began 20
CONCEAL the marrow IN her bones. ThS grim
Erayness Of a coming day. franGht with
more lonely hOurA mada her weep anew.
weep 10 the accompaniment % more
SHORES. she shook tho shoulder on which
she Wgpt. bat shs might a. we'll have
shaken tho paFapet around the root OF
tho WOolly Doc. Finally she could stand
the cold no longer, and careless Oi
appearances. crypt down TIE stair
way. gtill alone. and sought her apart
@Sas. whispering to John. the OSrbSrls
% tho lift. that Il would probably b.
Worth something TO him 20 So that the
comet EaEsF reached bis apartment in
time 70 got his tub and breakfast
Il l. dihaoult 10 know what 10 wear
10 q comet party Mr.. OstSOpaih, who
lives IN Harlem. considered the quss-
ton carefully and finally detsrmiIisd
that he nqW apiok and span dFsss clOthss
Wsrs mons too good 10 don for Niaa Nellie
ChArmsT's comet party. and although
he had never quite dared spring his
plated shirt on his HaFlsm friends. no Nap
no reason why IL maHniACsncs should
not tighten this occasion.
The party met az Misc Charmsr's houss.
In the nSighbOFhO0d Of Columbia College.
nnd then walked over after a dsliRhttul
supper 10 MOVningSids Park and. In order
TO keep warm. they had = dance which
gave Mr.. OstsOpath such an opportunity
TO exhibit HE I,loats. hia uhwOm dress suit
and his agility. that Miss Charmsr showed
him marked attention.
When. Wsarlsd BY the good time and
the unsuccsaaful search. the aignAl for
departure was given. Mia charmsr inti-
mated 20 Mr.. OstsOpath in NE WOFdleas
way that rSDders mere verbal requests
quite crude that Il he liked he might
sscOrt her home and. separating from
their companiSna. they mounted the
many steps d the Park and turned toward
her broWnstOne residence.
A. they nsared the mansion Nellie said
family that ahe hoped she would be Abls
20 got in without waking her patsnal
relative. a. abe had BY the OOnnlVancs Of
her mother. arranged the chaang dish
supper and the Subsequent fitting % take
place before her fathers return from ths
club. a. he was very old fashioned in his
ideas and believed that the rules regarding
hours should BE- kept for his daughter
Just a. they Were for his mother and
sister when he was young % course the
comet might throw a new light % the
situation, but abe believed . quiet sneak
would he much more efloaoious
TWAS AZ that crucial second that Nellie
discovered she had forgotten her key and
exclaimed in frightened tone at the loss.
Little she cared at that moment for pleMted
shiFt fronts and new dreAs suits. He cast
a look Of hate toward that section Of the
sky where the comet was supposed to b.
sleeping bshind hank Of clouds and said
! Certainly not when Nellie demanded %
know IL ne would mind lifting the top Of
the maDhOle in the sidewalk and dropping
down through II 20 the cellar. whence he
could by lighting q match vury softly
reach . small hack stairway which led
20 a room locked from all communication
with the outer world but which contained
ths dumbwaiter. Crawling into that he
could hoist himsaf 10 the parlor floor. and
making three turns 70 the right. one 70
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sights downtown all stopped suddenly.
halted by a contagious peal Of laughter
from the well dressed young man.
'Ha. ha!' he rOared. -ha, ha''
On the sidewalk a little bear Of metal
was gravely turning sOmersaults. Hun
dredn had PASSED the bear the preceding
ten minutes. and NO one had thought IL
amusing: but now the chuckles brought
a ssmi-oircle Of admirng persons
A soon - he was over his paroxyHm
Of laughter the young man took one and
paid for it. half a dozen more following
suit. The old gentleman. 10 whom many
important looking men we're bo~ing.
nodded goOd-by.
You must be very fond Of that boy
of yours h. remarked.
y am said the young man.
To follow the fortunes Of the well
dressed young man through the after
noon would be- hut 90 recits like incidents
Of his progress He covered the chief
thOrOuRhfaFos VI the city between the
Battery and FOuTtesnth street. always
with an air Oe unconcern. yet mildly in
terested and observing Whenever he drew
nsar q fAEer.
Sometimes he passed with a slightly
bored air; again be would show kesn en-
thuaiaAm, and after taxing some time
about lt always make q puEchass. Wksr-
ever hs stopped be uhfailinGly managed
10 draw q crowd. and moreover q crowd
Of psOple thar bought.
Ways Of making money In New York
are wonderful. Nmety-nine ont Of q
hundred men who want work seek for ID
along routine line1. and finding Il usually
ct only what b poorly paid and without
q future. The hundredth man thinka
out something new, and pruaper.. The
newer the hotter. The vel dressed
young man had originated the profession
% capper at large.
H. Observed that nearly every am
hitiDua street. faker had his capper and
that the most u them were stumbling.
III attireds not men o. action and energy
They made purchase. but In a half
hearted uay that did not stimulate trade
Often they could b. aeen by almost any
one Ol intelligence 10 b. ConfsdsrRtes
Again they hung around Their principal
too much. and after being reoognizsd
gave away the game.
These takers want n sell goods. .
nlnaed this man a. he thought u out one
night. What they need "a an up 20 date
naleaanan, a real sidewalk drummer.
Not q man Of them can afford q drummer
an the time. What's 10 prevent my
being a salesman for fifty or q hundred
Of them 80 once7 Nothing. Any num-
Dor Of them Will fall TO ouch an idea.'
So well has this plan worked out that
after a trial Of Il for only thrae months
itg oriEinatoT h already clearing so a
day. h says that hs rees no reason
Why he cannot Rst the achemo 10 pay
tWioB that. lta only drawback n that
on very rainy days business drops 81
20 the vanishing point.
aNiiil I have managed % make aalea
n pTstty bad weather ha Haya.
NO. I've No obieoiion n failing about
nv husinaal." W nnid In answer % q
question In tha hrst rlacp I've vary
Nitle fear ~ i9nitat0ra Most man frUm
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ever az long a. nephew ives tharo s1a
knew Il was all right. and whan he legt
her for a moment % 20 and talaphoua
a man downstairs shs Was unooncsrned
She had learned 20 lean lpoa himatFanaslg
shs thought 70 herself: such a good young
man. 20 thoughtful Of his old aunt's
comfort. She g0t tangled up In a PEERLESS
maaa Og Graisful ldaaa and did not nos
for a long time that nephew had failed
10 appear and that tka bod was gsttlne
cold on the table. .-
Meantime nephew. having telephonea
and exchanged a fsw rsuBaRks with az
acquaintance inst By chanos. happsusd
70 80 the clock and hOEFoFHaruck az u
latensss Of the hour. forEstting all about
his rendezvous with aunt. hurried ho1as
saying over and over 10 hinpslf thAs ~
must b careful aud not gse into ~
habit u such late hours. He went riaaIl
20 bed aud before you could cay Ioct
Robinson he was sound aaleep. % W
WAksnsd by tho ring of the telephone.
and when he tunnblod out 20 answer q
was Intercepted blAndly a. 20 whether
he recognized tho voice. He cOuldn't
for tho life Of him in that semi oanpciu,ls
state Tegusmbsr. although b. said thai 81
sounded fWmiRar. Il haa hosn aasoaa
bstween, aunt and nephew tlaa the aub.
Jet of the comet shah not BE- usutiohRa
bstwean thsn, LAT be slispegi1 thEt alnl
haa changed her viii. aud be attTibulaa u
all To Haley.
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THE NEW BRITISH ENIGRANT.
Mea ana WOInea - Minds and Means tn
NiOthsP CSmtFy wants @ Keep.

sIsa ana Wouen - Minds and Means tn
MOthsF COntFy Waata q Keep.
An English writer in the QussA IL dis
turbed over the fact that tho omigrants
who are now leaving the British Isles
are not poor and broken down, but men
whose muscle. brain and money are a
gain 10 the country Of their adoption. hut
lOas 20 their native land.
This nsw tendency toward bsttsr
class Of emigrant has just received .
striking illustration by the migration
Of a party Of q dozen public school boys
now travelling under Dr.. Gray. head
master Of Bradfeld College. 10 Canada.
there to learn farming and there in due
course TO take zap farms Of their own.
They are gong TO DR.. 0rayS ranch
near Calgary. Alberta. and uill thsre have
q season Of practical farming. going in
the winter 10 an agricultural collage for
technical training and farming science.
After another ssEsamsf's work ON the ranch
and probably smother winter course Of
studies az tho collage Il IL sKpoctSd that
thoy will b In q position 20 start farming
for thSmsslvss and on their own land.
This h q class d smiRrAnt that any
country would welcome with Opsn arms:
and although W. have not = word 20 say
against oithsr The scheme or tho aoquisi-
ton by our most thriving and vigorous
colony % this potential wealth in blood
and money ~ cannot bat feel a vague
discomfort with thu conditions which have
rendered necessary OF desirable this l0es
70 the mOthsriund Of this body Of bold
young Englishmsn.
The party now IN charge Of Dr.. Gray
IL going out under tho auspices Of the
Public schools immigration League. a
body formed only last year. but already
IN active operation under = COMMITTEES
consisting Of the headmasters Of Eton.
Westminster. Mil hin and Brndheld
Tho league. which viii be sending out
public schoOlbOys this coming summer
20 British oOloniss. has framsd simple
condisiOns. which apply 70 each oass.
Thus tha boy Who elscta 20 become
one Of thess 'irst class smigEants' win
10 out without money and be- placed BY
a msmbsr Of a local committees with a
farmer Who understands q id Of rrntss
birth and eDod educattnl. Tha hoy
will then have % work Ike . lahnrgr
until bla praotioll truining qualihaa him
Tor admission % an agricultural college.
When AZ uofh b will racsivs she usual
ua1gu and board and lodging.
Zach boy must have = CurtinSnta 81
hilnlR GlTlsd b. hts headnnaltng, dhUwing
that ha has been Industrious % nchooI
md prulglr1 . gDod neral CliHTartaF.
A RUS 81 De llaE1e prOgiciaa thAt %