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The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1910-12-09
Borrowing Trouble.

vi all the aOaurullleS eAIAh''Sure-
g 10 Oor'o" trouble Is the great
est
Inc trouble borrowers nave no
enjoyment II seems as 'noush the
"ora was omitted from Nhelr 'o'oa-
ulary' Their Ire being one cease
less moan constant looking Ior-
"ara 70 Ia2' Impending u"o'n "nieu
Is TO o'erIahe thelh.
II a breeze suddenly springs up
a cyclone may DC expected al IN
uica''ohS oil the "ea'hef prophet not
withstanding-PF does the SKY De-
come overcast, a thunderstorm Is
ut hand.
Then there are various domestic
forebodings, from mild to a Sc
we're form probably, a case Of meas
les in the next square, another case
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1910-12-09

SILVER and actually expect a mes
senger to rush In with evil tidings.
What good does frettlng do? II
Increases only with indulgence, like
anger or appetite It. endangers
ones temperexcItes unpleasant feel
lngs toward everybody and eonfus-
es the mind It affects the whole
person, uniting one for the prop
err completion Of the work the trif,
ling interruption or disturbance OF
which started the fretful life
Suppose things so wrong today
the 'tomorrows" are coming, In
which to try again, aud the thing
is not worth Clouding your own
spirit and those around you. injur,
ing yourself and others physically
for the mind affects the body fol
such a trifle
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1910-12-09

to restore all mankind to full perfec-
ton and life under the terms of the
New Covenant, of which he win be
the Mediator. der. 3l:31) At the
sixth hour noon, darkness settled
down for three hours and then Jesus
died, crying, my God, my God, why
hast thou forsaken me?" In order that
he might fully experience the weight
Of Divine Justice which belonged to
the sinner, 1t was necessary that the
Father should hide himself from him,
as though he had been the sinner This
temporary separation from the Father
was evidently the severest blow in all
Of the Masters experience.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1910-12-09

At recent ministerial conVen-
ton one of the preachers suggest
that it wouldn't be a bad idea to
have a sermon occasionally on the
recognition OF friends on earth, lie
said many people were so taken up
with the good time they expected to
have in the sky they forgot to be
sociable here. His head was level,
and we hope his sensible words win
be about the same as putting an
other stove in every church.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1910-12-09
Jesus Before King Herod

' This was an unexpected difficulty,
but Herod's palace was not far dis
taut lie was glad Of the opportunity
to see Jesus, Of whose miracles he had
heard much. As he looked at the Mas
ter's noble features and beheld In him
purity and gentle dignity, it must have
seemed ridiculous that such person
should be arraiEned as a seditionist
and man dangerous to the interests
Of the peace of the country After a
few taunting words and jest$, the pal
ace guards took a hand with the one
whom their master treated fippantly.
They put upon him purple Robe and
crown of thOrns and Knocked at his
unkingly appearance. Then Herod de-
clined to act In the case and sent the
prisoner back to PLATE, perhaps feel
ing that he had had a sutiiciency Of
trouble in connection with the behead-
ing Of John the Baptist a year or so
before. The matter was a joke be-
tween Herod and Pilate-dealing with
the case Of man claimed to be so
dangerous that he must die thus, when
ne manifestly was so pure and limo
cent that the weakest would be safe
with him. ...
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1910-12-09
THE PRINCE OF LIFE cRuclFlEo
Matthew s7;ss. 5o-oeesnrbe II
|, Six.

''He ,oas ,toanded for oar fruEsgrcssiOHs; he
nGs bruised for our iHiquities lisa, SIS.
~HE trial Of Jesus really took
place shortly after his arrest
but. on account of the Law re-
quiring a death sentence to be passed
in daylight, morning meeting of the
Sanhedrln was appointed, which, in a
perfunctory manner, confirmed the
high priests decision Of the night be-
fore, that Jesus had blasphemed the
Creator when he claimed that he had
come into the world in accord with the
Creators long-promised plan that he
should redeem Israel and the world
from the death sentence, that in Gods
due time he might establish the Mes
sianic Kingdom for the blessing OF Is.
rael and all the families Of the earth.
The matter was rushed through lest
the gathered multitudes, who had
shouted, '.Hosanna TO the Son Of Da-
yid,n when Jesus rode upon the ass
five days before, should undertake
again to proclaim him king. No exc
cution could take place during the
Passover week. And II Jesus were
held prisoner they knew not what
might happen to him or to them. They
had, therefore, but few hours in
which to carry out the plan which they
believed would rid their country Of a
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1910-12-09

Quite q crowd attended church
at Laurel Sunday, but the Juniors
did not march, as announced How
ever, there was good deal Of
drinking on the side and few
scraps nearby. But no one was SER
iously hurt. Hazel Green Herald.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1910-12-09
State Of Ohio, city Of Toledo,

Lucas county S.
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that
he is senior partner of the firm Of
F. J. Cheney & Co, doing business
in the City of Toledo, County and
State aforesaid and that said firm
will pay the sum Of ONE HUN
DRIED DOLLARS for ecah and every
case of Catarrh that cannot be cur
ed by the use Of Halls Catarrh
Cure. FRANK j CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscrib-
ed in my presence. this 9Th day of
December, A. D. 1856,
(seal.) A. w. GLEASON,
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternally, and acts directly on the
blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. Send for testimonials free
! F. J. HENEY & CO.,
Toledo,o.
Sold by all Druggists, Toe.
Take HALLS Family Pills TO
constipation.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1910-12-09
FARMS FOR SALE.

On the Ohio river, in Lewis and
Greenup counties. will sell at reas-
enable prices. For information and
description write C. E. BRUCE. st.
Paul, Ky, lmpd
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1910-12-09
HOME Circle COLUMN.
COLUMN DEDICATED TO TIRED
MOTHERS As THEY JOIN
THE HOME CIRCLE.

No language can express the pow
er mad beauty and heroism and ma
jesty of mothers love, It shrinks
not where man covers, and grows
stronger where man faints and over
wastes Of worldly fortune sends the
radiance of its quenchless fidelity
like a mask. .. d.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1910-12-09
Thou Art Not Caesars Friend


The Jewish leaders were shrewd.
They knew that treason to Rome vas
one of the most serious Offenses and
in the fact that Jesus had spoken Of
himself as a king they had the lever
wherewith TO COMPEL his crucifXiOn.
They used II, assuring PLATE that II he
let the prisoner 90 they would report
him to the Emperor. PLATE knew that
he would have difficulty in explaining
such case and that the Roman Gov
eminent would agree with the decision
Of Caiaphas that one man should die
rather than have any eOmmOtion in
their dominion. Thus compelled, Pr
late finally acceded and wrote the pa
pers Of execution, but before doing so
he took pitcher Of water and in the
sight Of the people washed his hands,
saying, Il am guiltess Of the blood of
this just person H..
The execution proceeded. The sol
diers already had two thieves 10 cru,
city and merely added another cross
and the procession started for Col
gotha, a hillside near where the fac,
Of the rock much resembles skull
Golgotha signfying the place Of q
skull. 1t is just 10 the north of thu
city, outside the wall New building
and a wall recently erected hinder Wis
itOrs at the present time from gettini
the skull effect as formerly. The crim
Of each culprlt was, by Law, inscribe,
over his head. Above the Master
head was his crlme-"Jesus, King o
the Jews"
Satan and his deluded dupes evident
ly thought that they bad finally dis
posed Of Jesus. The priests and elder
Knocked his declaration TINT he wa
the Sou Of God and demanded tha'
If he were such, no should demonstrat
It by leaving the cross They realize
not the truth, that It was necessar
for hin to die for mans sin, IN orde
that, by and by, he might have RICH
full authority, in his glorious Kingdom
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1910-12-09

error OF the whcked-into violating the
rights Of others and thus fighting
against God.
plate heard the accusations, realized
that there was no truth in them, and
then gave his decision: find no fault
In Jesus, but, seeing that such com
motion has been created, | consider II
necessary in the interests of peace TO
satisfy the unrighte0us demands OF
the clamoring multitude, will there
fore have the prisoner whipped, al
though acknowledge he is not de-
serving of punishment, The whip
ping will be In his own interest, as
wen us in the interests Of the peace
Of the city, for by satisfying the clam,
or Of the multitude the life of Jesus
will be spared. AS political decisions
10. this was very fair decree. MagiS,
trates recognize that absolute justice
is not always possible in dealing with
imperfect conditions g.. . .
But the rulers would not be satisfied
with anything short OF Jesus death.
The rabble was eXhorted TO shout,
Cruelty him! Cruelty him! 1t seemed
impossible for Plate to appreciate
that such frenzy could be aroused
against SO innocent person. So he
inquired, What evil hath he doneg
But the answer was, Cruelty him.
Alas, how human passion can ignore
every principle Of righteousness! To
add to Pilates perplexity, his wife
now sent him word, Have nothing &c
do with this just person, for have
had horrible dream which connects
itself with him.
As a last resort PLATE caused Jesus
to be brought to prominent place
where the multitude could all see him
and then he cried out to them, Behold
the Mani" See the character Of the
man you are willing 10 cruelty. Note
that he has most kingly features, such
as none of your race possesS-nOr 9th.
ers. Would you cruelty the very best
sample Of your race? Consider; be
reasonable. Behold the Man! 1t has
for years been a custom with you that
the Government at this season release
a prisoner. So, then, consider that
Jesus has been condemned and that
your conception of justice has been
satisfied and that now release him to
you. But the multitude cried out SO
much the more, Cruelty him! Release
unto us Barabbas "a rObber and dan
gerOus character.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1910-12-09

OF all the absurdIties extaHt,sure-
ly to borrow trouble" IS the great
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1910-12-09
Pi!ate,s PerpIexlty lncreased

PLATE was disappointed when Jesus
was brought back to his court. The
case was an unpleasant one TO settle.
The prisoner manifestly was innocent
Of any crime, yet his aecusers were
the most prominent men in the nation
and city over which he had charge.
Their good will must be preserved, II
possible. and they were evidently bent
on the murder Of their innocent cap
tive under the form Of legality. What
a pity 1t Is that religion has been so
often misrepresented by her votarles
In every age Of the world! A lesson
which we all should learn is to search
the motives and intentions Of our own
hearts, that we be not led into the
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1910-12-09
Kindness.

There is nothing like kindness in
the world. 1t is the very principle
OF love; an emanation of the heart
which softens and gladdens, and
should be mculcated and encouraged
In all our Intercourse with our fell
low beings. II Is impossible to re-
sist continued kindness, We may in
a moment Of petulance or passion,
manifest GOODNESS to the exhibition
of good will on the part Of new
acquaintance; but let him persist,
let him cOntinu to prove himself
really benevolent OF heart, gener-
ously and kindly disposed, and we
viii find our stubborn nature Civ
ing way, even upcohsGiously to
ourselves. II this be the result OF
kindness among comparative strang-
ers, how much more certain and
delightful will be the exercise Of
the feelings at home, within the
charmed circle Of friends and rela-
tlves? Home enjoyments, home
affections, home courtesies, cannot
be too carefully or steadily cultivat-
ed. They form the sunshine OF the
heart. They bless and sanctify our
private circle They become a
source OF calm delight to the man
OF business after a day OF toil,they
teach the merchant the trader, the
working man,that there is something
purer, more precious even, thaH the
gains of industry. They Irvine them
selves around the heart, call forth
its best and purest emotions and
resources. enable us to be more ytr,
tuous, more upright, more Chris
tian, in all our relations Of HE, We
see in the little beings around vi
the elements Of fidelity and reli
gion A day OF toll is robbed o.
many OF its cares by the though
that In the evening We may return
. home and mingle with the tamil!
, household.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1910-12-09

man whom they considered a deceiyer
and one likely TO get them into troa-
bic with the Government at Rome.
The Sanhedrin had authority to judge
the people along the lines of their reli-
gion, but was prohibited from eXecut.
ing the death penalty, Hence 1t was
necessary, after the condemnation OF
the Sanhedrin, TO take the case before
Iilate, the Roman Governor. Realiz.
ing that PLATE would not recognize
blasphemy as cause for death, the
charge against Jesus, before PLATE,
was totally different one, namely,
that Jesus was a seditionist and raiser
of disturbance; that he claimed TO be
a king and that his freedom was in
imical to the interests Of the Roman
Empire The fOolishness and the by
pocrlsy of such charge We're too
transparent to need assertion. PLATE
perceived that for envy they were de-
livering him-because be and his teach
ings were having more influence with
the common people than could be exer'
cised by the chief priests and scribes,
Plate relieved himself Of responsible,
ty by declaring that since the home Of
Jesus was in Galilee, King uerod, the
Governor of Galilee, should have the
jurisdiction of the case, which he was
glad to get rid Of.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-05-27
OPENING AND CLOSING OF MAILS

Northern mails, week days, close at 5 40a.
m, and TO- 40 g.. No., and l 4O, 10
and 10 40 a. m. Open at 800 a. M,
IL 90 m, and 90 p. m. On Sundays Northern
mails close at 8 45 q. M, l ~, and 10
p. II.
Southern mails via Southern Railway close
al 10 40 q. M, 30 and 10 ID p. N. Open
at 800 o. m. and 4 90 p. m
Southern mails, via R., F, z. K. Z /,
close st 9 45 and II 40 q. No., and 8 30, 10
and 10 90 D. m. Open at and 9 80 a. M,
8 and 10 Is p. m.
Manassas Division mails clcse at s 10 q. m.
and $50 D. m. Open at IL m. and 10 10 p. m.
Bluemont Branch, Southern Railway, mail
close ct 745 8. M, and 800 p. M. Open
OF 90 a. m. and 90 p. m.
Chesapeake and Ohio mails close at 80 p.
a. and 10 5 p. m. Open at 800 a. m. and
400p. m.
and 10 40 a. m., and AZ, 10,
and 10 so p. m. Open at 800 a. M,
IL GO m. and 90 p. m. and 8 30 p. m.
Office Rours-Open OF 8 90 a. m. Close at
500 p. IN.
Sunday Eours-Open at s00a m. Gloss
at 10 90 q. In.
Carriers Schedule Collection made on In.
side routes-61 is and 10 90 Q. m. and 90 and
$50 D. m. Full routes Is a. N. and 80 p.
NJ. Sunday Collection 4 45 9. m. Carners'
window open Sunday 900 q. IN. and Gloss
10 90 a. m.
Deliveries made 800 q. m. % D. m. and
90 o. m.
All mail should be In the Office tan minutes
before our indicated time for closing
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-05-27
Alexan0rsaaG Gazette.
FRIDAY EVENING. NAY 81. 1910
The Maxine of Lenses.

The essential part Of any device for
the study Of the starry millions-thG
suns, planets, comets and the nebulae
that are perhaps new worlds In the
making-is the lens or the optical train
that consists of series Of lenses. 1t
Is this that makes the modern science
Of astronomy possible. There is abso-
luteiy no other human occupation that
requires the accuracy of observation
and the deIicacy of touch that are
requisite for the making of the finest
lenses. These are the most perfect
products Of human hands. 1t may
convey some idea of the labor requir-
ed in the making Of large lens to
say that at least one years time is re-
uuired for the grinding and polishing
Of a thirty inch object glass. A little
lens two inches In diameter rsquires
the unremitting care and attention OF
q skilled workman for two or three
days. 1t is easy, then, to see why II Is
that even lenses of high class photo
graphic work are costly. A forty inch
object glass for large telescope can
not be made in much less than four
years time, and If everything does not
60 lust right it may require much
longer than that.-Kansas City Star.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-05-27
Bohemians and Wedding Rings.

"Here are two wedding rings that l
have just made over" said the jew
eler. "They are for Bohemian women.
They lost their own rings, so they had
their husbands rings cut down to ut.
That is a custom in their country.
Both husband and wife wear we'd
ding rings there. If the man loses his
ring he has to buy q new one, but II
the woman loses hers she wears her
husbands. I do Il good deal OF that
kind of work. Other women who lose
wedding rings just buy another one
and say nothing about it, but these Wo-
men are too conscientious for that.
Usually have to make the mans ring
smaller, but once in awhile 1t has to
be spliced to make it flt. The women
are always considerably chaSrined
over the splicing and offer all kinds OF
explanations to account for their big
fingers."-New York Sun.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-05-27
Persian tests,

An exceedingly ugly man, says the
Persian Joe Miller, was once in the
mosque, asking pardon Of Allah for
his sins and praying to be delivered
from the fires Of hell. One who .ver-
heard his prayers said to him: Where
fore, o friend, wouldst thou cheat hell
of such a countenance? Art thou re-
luctant to burn up face like thatT
Another story the Persian jester tells
is that certain person with q hideous
nose was once on time wooing wo-
man. Describing himself to her and
trying to make an attractive picture,
he said, 81 am man devoid Of light
ness and frivolity, and l am patient In
bearing afiictions!"
"Aye," said the woman. "Wert thou
not patient In bearing Affections thou
hadst never endured thy nose these
forty years"
All Of which is more witty than kind.
-Harper's.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-05-27
The Roulette Ball.

That capricious little ball that de-
cides our fortunes at the ever fasci-
Mating game Of roulette at Monte Car
10 occasionally flies from the skillful
croupler's hand, though not often.
One afternoon it slipped from Its
manipulator's fingers and found its
way into an Englishman's coat pocket,
So impressed was the Engllshman
that he promptly lost couple of hun
dred pounds. But the little ball once
found far stranger destination than
that. Escaping from the croupier's
hand, 1t flew straight into the mouth
of German onlooker and he was so
impressed that he promptly swallowed
it,-London Bystander.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-05-27

The splendid work oil Obamberlaln's
S.omach and Liver Tablets Ia daily como
ing to light. No .uch grand remedy for
liver snd bowel troubles was ever known
before. Thousands bless them for curing
onstipstioD, sick hesdache, bilicusuess,
sundice and indigestion. Sold BY W..
F. Creighton & Co., aud Richard Glib
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-05-27
Washington Southern BY

Schedule In effect May Is, 1919.
Trains leave Union Station for Washinetr-
and points north st 43, sos, % and s 80
a. m l30l, $50, 807, s IS, and II SO p, NJ,
daily.
For Fredericksburg, Richmond and poira
south at 81, 7 81 (locsll, and 10 22 q. NJ,
IL Is, 4 %, II (local), z AZ and 9 81 p. N.
Accommodation for Fredericksburg a. II Is
q. M. rally. On week days this train runs
through 10 Milford.
NeTK:-Ilms Of arrivals and depsrtuTt,
and connections not guaranteed.
W. P. TAYLOR, Traffic Manager,
Richmond, Va.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-05-27
Tea In Paraguay.

When the natives of Paraguay drink
tea they do not pour it from teapot
into q cup, but gill a goblet maze OUT
of a pumpkin or gourd and then suck
ND the hot LIQUID through a long reed.
Moreover, the tea which they use IS
altogether different from that WHICH
comes from China, being made out OF
dried and roasted leaves of q palm
like plant which grows in Paraguay
and southern Brazil. The natives say
that this ten Is an excellent remedy
for fever and rheumatism.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-05-27
SnarroWdraSS.

1t is stated that well known rlddle
was written by costermonger Inc
riddle in question is q charade anu
runs as follows:
My frst's a little bird as ops;
NV seconds needful in 'ay crops;
My ole Is good with mutton chops.
The answer, of course, Is sparrow
grass" which the learned Dr.. Parr al
ways insisted on using In preference to
the potter asparagus. "-London Notes
and Queries.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-05-27
RAILROADS
SOUTHERN RAILWAY
Trsinr leave Union Ststion Alexandria
RAILROADS

Trains leave Union Ststion AsxandfH
In Eject January..3. 1910.
n, Following schedule figures publsnes
only as information, and are not guaranteed,
TAI A. M.-Daily Local between Washing
ton snd Danville.
S:47 A. M.-Daily-Local for HARRISON
burg, and way stations. ,,
eli A. M.-Dsily-U. 8. Fast Nall. stop;
only for passengers for points soutn at ryhlch
scheduled to stop. FirEi class coacnes, h.eep,
ing cars to Birmingham and drawine' rcom
sleeping cars to New Orleans. Dining car
E1i.H A. M.-Daily-Mail train. Coaches
for Manassas, Charlottesville, LynchDurg'
Danyille and Greensboro. Sleeping cara
Greensboro to Atlanta.
LII D. m.-Week Days-Local Tor war
renton and Strasburg Junction. =,
4:32 P. n. Daily-Birmingham special.
Sleeping cars between New York, ugusta,
Aiken and Jacksonville. Sleeper to Blrmlng-
ham. Through frst-ciass cosches between
Washington and Jacksonville. Dining. car
service. Tourist to California four times
weekly.
4:37 P. N.-Week Days-Local for Rs..
risonburg and way ststons on AansEeaa
branch.
5:12 P. M.-Dsny-Local for WErrsn'os
and Charlottesville.
1927 P. M.-Caily-Washington and Chat.
tanooga Lrnitcd VIA Lynch burg), First
class coach and sleeping cars to hoAESke
Knoxville and Chattanooga. Sleeper to EsW
Orleans, Wasl ington to Roanoke. DINING
car service.
11:O2 P. M.-Daily-New York, Atlanta
and New Orleans Limited. All Pullman
train, eli and observation cars to New or
leans. Sles ping cars TO Asheville, Atlanta
Macon and New Orleaus Sleeping cars to
Charlotte, Dinino car service.
4:N a. M.-Daily-Memphis specia.
Sleeping cars.and coaches for Roanoke, Knox
vile, Nashville, Chattanooga and Mem.
phis. Dining car service, washington
sleeping cars open 10000 P. n.
Through trains from the South arrive 81 2 I.
exandris 6:13 and 6:33 and 1923 a. ID.
2.13, 7:2S, 1923 and 11.58 P. II. daily. Har.
risonburQ 11:2S A. III. week days and S:l3
P. d. daily. From Charlottesville 9:28 A. ID.
TRAINS ON BLUEAONT BRANCH.
Leave Alexandris wv. & o. Station, week
days at s:22 a. a., 3.55 and 4.55 P. n. for
Bluemont; 6:33 P. week days for l.eesburg;
Abs P. ID. daily for Bluemont and 9:2S 4.
NJ, local, on Sunday. only fo- Bluemont:
For detailed schedule figures, tickets, Pull
nan reservation, ETC., apply to 49, ,s,l.
Agent, Alexandria, Va.
E. 81. COAPMAN. General Manager
8. q. HARDWICK, Pass. Traf. Mgr.
q. F. CARY, General Passenger Agent.
Washington. D. @.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-05-27
She Wanted to Know.

Bridegroom-Now that we are mar
ried, darling, we must have no more
secrets from each other. Bride-Then
tell me truly, Jack, how much did you
really pay for that engagement ring
illustrated Bits.