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The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-12-11

known; the improved 1911 Canchester incandescent kerosene lamp will revolu- tionize lighting methods; burns air h. stead of money; six times brighter than electricity. gas or acetylene at 1-10th cost; burns with or without mantle; burner fits any lamp; saves Taper cent oil: no trimming wioks; showing means selling; territory going fast; write to- day; particulars free; handsome outfit furnished; beware of limitations. Can chester Light Co.,. Dept. GIT. 26 State street, Chicago, III.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-12-11

PATENTS-Best obtainable, $55, don't pay more; months to pay; very high est references. Advice and full par ticulars free. Alexander Wedderburn, Patent Attorney, Washington, D. c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-12-11

s75 to s100 weekly made handling our line lubricating oils. greases, paints and spe- cialties. Fairfax Refining Co.,, Cleve- land O.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-12-11

s3o PER WEEK for high grade. experi- enced agents; should have over two years experience and successful rec ord. American Aluminium Mfg. Co.,,
 Dept A., Lemont, H. S-7-H-su
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-12-11

WANTED-Salesman who understands
 handling retail trade; reliable hrm wishes good man; write stating salary
 desired and give references ana eN- perience; do not reply unless you are willing to work. Address J-16, care Age-HeraId 12-1O-2t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-12-11

WANTED-Salesmen; the most highly ranted and best known firm in America selling groceries by sample to consum- CTS; has an original plan to offer re- liable, industrious men, enabling them to quickly establish a permanent busi- ness of their own, yielding good in- come; goods sold subject to trlal; no Investment: commissions advanced; sami-monthly settlements; experience desirable but unnecessary. Write Tor particulars today. References required. John Sexton & Co.,, importers and wholesale grocers, Lake and Franklin . streets Chicago, III.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-12-11

FOR RENT-Modern, six-room house. has bath and gas for cooking; con yenient to two car lines; price, SIS. Call Owner. Rell phone 176 Woodlawn.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-12-11

FOR ExCHANGE-Lots near Howard college for other property. See B. F. Eborn.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-12-11

AGENTS-Our Vegetable Soap is the fast est seller on earth. Big money; per nanent business; exclusive territory; sample free. Morgan Supply Co.,. St.
 Louis. Mo. 4-3-tf-su
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
Is kissinq So Useless?

Why do people kiss? The act Itself
satisfying as an amusement. Its sole
physical accompaniment is a feeling
OF suffocation. and on the psychic side
il is frequently embarrassing. partic-
ularly if an unSuspected audience re
veals itself, say. by satiric whoops and
catcallS. II has none of the charm OF
other pleasures. such as solfeggio. eat
ing and automobiling. for example
Kissing will neither build up the
anaemic nor soothe the neurasthenic
But still il thrives, and no jeremiads
on its perilS will ever work its aboli-
ton. The man who makes a practice
OF kissing the fair sex is a man at
tracted rather than repealed by dan
ger. He knows that every kiss he
steals is full OF fearful hazards Tha
girl herself may black his eye. stab
him with hatpin or call for the
police, and then again she may choose
10 regard his idle favor as an offer OF
marriage. and accept him before h.
can escape. Yet again. her father or
brothers, detecting him with his arm
around her neck and his eyes gazing
into her forehead. may rush in and
hail him as 4 relative, touching him
FOR small loans. calling him by his
first name and seiZing Extensively
upon all the other familiarities which
relatives-in-law affect. Finally. the
mother of tn" girl may knit hin
pulSe-Warmers and send him amateur
remedies for his rheumatism ard red
nose. and her lille sisters may gigg!
every time ti,. see him Baltimore
Sun
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
A New Extension Coile-c.

Massachusetts is plauuils Tor
state college of Il new sort Il Is an
outgrowth OF the university extension
idea. but is to be carried uH more.
Systematically and with a more dis
tinct purpose. Briefly, it is a move
ment for an endowed extension col
Iege for the systematic higher -dura
ton OF the people.
The project is to provide III nigh
school buildings serious and =. stem
atic college courses to reach Il large
wise lack opportunity for such train
ing. and to carry the teaching through
to the \. H. degree. The most dis
tnctive features of the plan are the
new use to be made OF III" costly plant
of the high schools of the Stata-thus
the better justifying their cost-and
the chance offered 10 anyone who is
willing to work for it to secure a
Bachelors degree IL small expense.
MS N'-!''. II - ~ il'' lf''l. u III ~
an indtlcenl"nt to Iaany, hUt il is h,-
iievnd that The course will ar taken
advantage Of by many mru aud
women h"youd tie customary student
aye who wish To re-enrurcr irnnri-,.t
-,h>"ling either ror some specific pur-
pose in lii."- @ith profession or tor
general culture. II js also believed
ri.n, p@I.- tigl school graduate she
cannot AFFORD III" "Nprns, ol attend
ancn a. 4 regular OF Residence" CO.
leg" vi! -u'.r this
'SHc p"ojrc; III 70 tbi- tag seem.
{" hav" been worked tut with :. @uai
Gnal Of care. It's promoters have found
certain men willing 10 ccutrjhute TO
ward an endowment; Steps have been
taken for securing charter from
the legislature. and no htndrauce is
expected iii that quarter the board
Of education fHVorS the scheme school
boards are ready 10 furnish buildings.
light and heat The sessions will be
held i'll the afternoons where the high
schools have only morning classes,
as is usually the case. and in the even
ings. 1t is not planned TO draw upon
the regular colleges for teachers. as
in extension work. but to employ high
class teachers who will give their ex-
elusive services to these courses
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
Sure Cure for Conceit.

To the Editor Of the University MiSsourian:
There is nothing which SO enectu
ally takes the conceit out OF Il person
as going To college. The jump from
senior lu freshman is TOO great not
10 land without Il jolt. Coming FROM
high school. you think that there is
almost nothing with which You ate
rot acquainted. When Il freshman
III college. about all that you learn is
chat there i; almost nothing with
which YOU are acquainted In schooi
and out, your loWly position is kept
constantly b":or" ycur mind. Nj
ynur dearest ideals az" wrecked, ana
Eou ar" ior, ed to wear 81, ,k-cloth and
shes, and To humbly start once more
"a ;Aar endless road to knowledge.
4. Il.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23

The young women i'll the depart
n,ont ui nome economies of the Gni-
verSity Of Missouri have been asked
To write ESSAYS on The Ideal Hus
band" That will be easy. Each girl
has had her ideal figured out for
iHany day and all she will have to
do will be to jot down notions al
ready formulated. But the ideals that
appear in these essays will in 10
sense be advance portraits of future
husbands. Nothing can make IA swift
er change than cherished feminine
ideals when the real thing comes
ong.-lndianapolis Star.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
Rules for Fraternities.

Northwestern has the following reg
ulations in regard to fraternites:
No student in the College of Liberal
Arts shall become member of a
fraternity until he shall have pro
cured from the dean a statement
certifying that he has met the follow
ing requirements:
a.. That he has been regularly
enrolled as a college student for AT
least one semester
(2D. That during such enrolment
he has secured on record at least ten
semester hours OF credit, of which not
more than five hours are OF prepara-
tory grade.
This shall apply alike to men and
women.
Students transferring from other
colleges shall not be held to the re-
Uuirement OF a s"meStcr's residence
provided they present advanced credit
for as much as ten hours in addition
to meeting the full entrance require
mentS; but excess credit from soc.
ondary school will not release a SIN.
dent from this requirement. and in al!
cases the deans certificate must be
prOcured.-E,X
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
ENGLISH MOST USED LANGUAGE
OF european Tongues It Gairsa Great
est Place.

There is all interesting and from the
national point OF view Il sGl.y letorv
statement in the statistics lately pub-
lished in an Italian paper con rning
the growth OF modern langrjas A.
cording to the figures given J.o Eng
lish language, which a cHutI., ago
was spoken by % million Individuals
is now the means by which ru less
than 100 millions give exp, son To
their views of things. Fr"uc. Du the
other hand has spread less au any
of the chief European laugu .-. for
whereas it was used by - u.... =.a men
at the beginning OF the Niuac.r .rnth
Century, it is now spoken br H. mill
ion. Sevcnty million Individuals spraE
German today. against - :nn p
hundred years ago; - M.I,.uu Rus
sian. agains; - million: iI.on
Italian. agains; Is million tg IL
million Spanish, against ;" '-ru.-
The Westminster Gazette.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
PICTURE OF AN IDEAL HOME
round In the Writings of Helen Hunt
Jackson.

jackson.
Among the writings of Helen Hunt
Jackson there is a picture OF home
as it ought to be, drawn III such far
and graceful lines that it deserves
to be hung in every home where all
may see and heed its lesson.
Here is the picture: The most
perfect little home ever saw was
little house into the sweet incense oi
whose tir : went no costly things. y
thousand dollars as years living for
father mother and three children. But
the mother was the creator OF a
home; her relations with the children
were the most beautiful have ever
seen: every I'M ate nf the house IN
voluntarily looked into her face Tor
the keynote OF the day. and il always
rang clear. From the rosebud or
clover leaf. which in spite OF her hard
hUusework She always found time to
put beside our plates at breakfast.
down to the story she had on hand
10 read in the evening, there was no
intcrmisSion OF her influence. She
has always been and always will be
my ideal of a mother, wife and home
maker. -Delincator.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
THE MISSIONARY MOVEMENT.

If one were business man he would
naturally ask. What business has a
business man with foreign missionS?'
His business is connected with foreign
missions and he is indebted to them
According to PaSchel. the great geog
rapher. geography. commerce, and the
spread of the Christian religion hav"
singrllarlv common history. Mis-
sions not only promote but create
commerce. Ipecac. quinine and india
rubber were discovered by early mis-
sionaries; the first steamships oE
African lakes were built for missions;
ploughs were first sold in Turkey by
American missionaries: Yankee cloaks
have followed Yankee school teachers
from China to Peru.
The prosperity Of all professional
men and all classes of laborers de-
nrnds on trade and commerce. From
the economic point Of view, all classes
OF laymen should interest themselves
in foreign missions.
Men do not live on bread alone.
To have the best relationship with
one another the strong must upllft the
weak. and the educated must teach
the ignorant. Men are loved and re,
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
Ogpessa q staie Jokes.

l. tn" Editor ot tire University Mi>S"urian:
Chcstruts are far from adequatcI>
Expressing onr sentiments against
.saa." o, the Jokes whirl are work 4
o& ur Us. Th"r" are = few worn-out
jokes which are constantly being
dr"s@,.i ou; of the sclap-heaps and
present Il /" 'le rr!,i,. 10 be laughed
at. Among these types are the irat.
motherin-law. poor Mr.. ienpeck. the
skinny poet. the belatcd husband. and
thn witt! Irishuan
1t is getting 10 the pOnit where we
feel more like weeping than laughing
when We hear these poor frazzled
attempS III humor. Have the Ameri-
cans lost their sense of the ridiculous
that they have to resort to these dr.
phantoms OF humor?
Let us Danish these stale Jokes. and
invent something new and original
that will bring, not a feeble smile.
but a deep hearty laugh r. W.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
"Moniiaw Delivers the Goods"

W. j. Monilaw. coach of the track
team OF the University of Missouri
certainly has delivered the goods in
keeping Missouri on top in track ath
letics. When Missouri lost Shannon
Douglass and Robert Branham. the
star point winners. it was said that
Monilaw would be up Il tree for good
material. But III" coach dug up tn
material and Missouri looks as good
IN track as Size ever was Kansas
CT! Star.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
Only Sufficient Funds Needed.

With 2,5>9 students the Missouri
university ranks seventeenth in en-
rolment among American universi-
tics. Columbia ranks first. with G.l%2.
Oar own school is growing rapidly
and will soon rank much higher in
the list. The only thing necessary to
improve its rank is to supply it with
sufficient funds TO do business on
properly.-St Joseph Gazette
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
Many Colleges Drop Basketball.

Harvard and Amherst have dropped
basketball. Brown is contemplating
doing So Yale cut its schedule down
to eight games and may quit the
game after 1911, while conditions at
Penn and Columbia seem to indicate
lack of interest.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
Athletic Prize at Dartmouth

Al Dartmouth new prize of
twenty dollars, called the Kenneth
Archibald athletic prize. is offered to
the member of the graduating class
who, in the judgment of the athletic
committee, has been the best all
around athlete, regard also being had
to recognized moral worth and a high
standing in scholarship.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23

The Kappa Alpha Theta sorority
gave Il reception yesterday afternoon
from to o'clock for Mrs. Martha
Huffman OF Alta, Ia. Mrs Huffman is
district president of the sorority.
Those in the receiving: Miss May
Wonsettler. Mrs Martha Huffman.
Mrs. a. Ross Hill. Mrs. F.. b. Num-
ford and Mrs. W. X Denny. About
one hundred persons attended.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23

Says President Fox Nichols of Dart
mouth: THE college, in all its rela-
tions. is the most human and humaniz-
ing influence in all of our civilization,
and year by year. its gains in this
direction are substantial"
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
$4,000 to Medical School

Realizing that the efficiency of a
medical school depends largely upon
the clinical facilities afforded. Colonel
II. {. kerens, recently appointed Am
bassadOr to the Court of Vienna has
given $4,000 to st. Louis University
Medical School.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
Could Married Women Do Better?

Girls i'll the University OF Missouri
have been asked to write theses on
The ideal husband" Why not give
the married woman who doesn't have
one chance to earn her dcgree?"-
Seattle PoSt-lnteiligencer.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
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University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23

Columbia Leads in Endowment Func
Columbia has an endowment fund
of S2S.500.000 This is greater than
any other college in the country. Le-
land Stanford is second with $24.-
ooo,"Oo, and then follow Harvard, Chi
cago. Yale. Cornell and PENNSYLVANIA,
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
DR.. Hill a Foremost Educator.

President Hill OF the State Univer-
sity has been elected Il director Of
the Hall oi Fame" oi New York
University. Dr. Iiill is universally
recognized as Oh" Of the forem0s;
educators Of this age.-St Joseph Ga
Z-ttc.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23

he student court recently insti-
Ut'd at the University OF Wisconsin
has suspended two students for four
and six weeks, respectively. for mis-
conduct in the gymnasium durins
thrir Junior prom
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
Seniors and Final Exams

The seniors at Illinois University
have pctitioned the faculty to be eN-
,npted from iinal examinations at the
end OF the second semester.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
%nion AttGe5L,
FOR THE HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR

FOR THE HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR.
There are in the many high schools
"l IN" state at present approximately
>.nUh students who will be graduated
within the next two months. This is
almost a small army in numbers cap
able OF a wonderful future Each in
diNidual one of those 5000 pupils is
about to feel his first touch of per
sonal responsibility. They have been
guided through school by their parents
Now they are to decide if they want
further education. In nine cases out
OF ten they do. The vital question for
the great majority is-what school
had best attend
That question is easily answered.
The logical school for every gradual"
OF a public school in Missouri is III,
htFefSltE "i Missouri. II is So b.
cause II Is SIMPLY I'll" higher branch
OF IN" state "ducatI"na! system. II
represents the continuance 0i lii" pub
nc school system. 1t has h"3n de
signed by the stat" aS an educatiuna!
hHn'"'."E /" better pT"rar" for ali
hlah'h"S oi serve" 10 n" StHt"
f-''rA MiSS"HnaE should attend rh'
school "i NiSs"jill- Here il" vii. iu:-
th"F develop stat pride, state tra@i-
u"hS. state history. Tier" he VII
h-"ei ms ie!I"W-c!'Iz"nS ;fam the foI
corners "I lh' state ana become bet
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University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
Urqes Democracy il College.

President Harry \ Garfield, If
Nilliaws College, IL a recent address
il Boston drcried rXrla@iyruess ia
college life and pleaded Tor greater
.0il,ge dr;.o.iar..
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
Oberijn S.uGerts Storm Jail.

hn%er"d by IL" Imprisonment of
lwo FELLOW students. = large band of
ph"riin undergraduates broke into the
0bcrlin jail recently and liberated
their incarcerated friends.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
To Interchange Students.

1t is proposed by prominent eauc"-
tors TO interchange students III the
universities Of Canada and the United
States.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
Penn" Football Returned $69.543.

University of Pennsylvania football
receipts for the past season were
SGS, ,:14335, while expenses were 81
61S.62
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
LOOKING AT
THE UNIVERSITY


The University Missourian" is the
best read paper that is received at
Muskogee (Okla.D High
School Scout.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
Carneqie Pooi Opened.

Tn" Carn"gi" Pool at Yale was
formally opened with a swimming
Ire"t between Harvard and Yale, the
latter Winning with a score of II to ..
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
A Proof.

"Dinna :" ken the owl IS a Scottish
bird?"
How dye rnok that DOT. Sandy ."
Ken ye moo Is first cry i 'IIoor,
:Hon?' Bali re American.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
0r. Jordan May Resign.

1t is reported that David Starr 'o'-
dan will resign as president OF stan
ford University this year.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
Hszinq as Discipline.

The faculty of Leland stanford III
versity mas decided to permit the h"|-
ing of freshmen for disciplinary pUr-
poses.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
women Will Not Crib.

Three hundred and fifty SirlS At
Minnesota have signed the nome
pledge against cribbng.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
VIEWPOINTS

[Tne University Mi>SoTri:n iIvit'S cortriht-
tiOuS on matters OF University nul rlImhii in
tereSt. The mann of the writer Shou accompany
such letter but will not h' printed Mess de-
sired
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
News of Other Colleges
A Whole Year Of School.

4 professor at Wisconsin recon-,
mends a college year OF Twelve
months.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
VARSITY NOTES

Johnson Angle. freshman in the
School of Law. left for his home in
Bowling Green this morning to spend
Easter
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23

II you do not receive your Mis-.
sourian regularly please call - any
Scnool day afternoon between and
> o'clock. Also call 50 and notify of
changes of address.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
CALENDAR AND
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Calendar

April - Pan-Hellenic baseball
games begin.
April Quarterly meeting of Board
If Curators.
May 30 to June Final eyamina.
tions
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23

Rockefeller Gifts Total S95'4o2'00'
Since 1892 John u. Rockefeller has
contributed S93.i>l. 900 to American
colleges and universities.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
Notes of Society.

Mrs. +. p. Spalding will entertain
for Mrs. Huffman tomorrow evening
at her home. 9ol Virginia avenue.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23

FOR RENT-TWO NICE ROOMS;
southeast and east, very reasonable
602 s. eth.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-03-23
Poets Made in Missouri.

"a course in writing poetry is to
be established at the University of
MisSouri-News.l
Oh. the golden chance awaiting
Poets born this later day,
Or the generations wanting
To be poets, should say.
Oh, the greatness of Missouri.
Where there soon will be a school
That will make a first-clasS poet
OF a scholar or a fool.
How the poets used to struggle.
Writing verses at the plow,
How they wrought, the odds against
EN-,
But it will be easy now.
College docs? Then why not poets?
Greatest scheme | ever heard:
Poets simply built to order
Oh, Missouri. you're bird.