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The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-05-13
For County Auditor.

I hereby announce myself as can
didate for reelection as auditor for
Newberry county, subject to the Dem
ocratic primary.
N g UYor&o
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-05-13

Newberry Camp, No. 542, VIZ W.,
meets every second and fourth We'd
nesday night in Klettner's Hall, at
8 o'clock. -. :
B. B. Leitzsey, c. G.
J. J. Hit, Clerk. (.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-05-13
Pulaski Lodge.

fuI8Sk1 LUuEts -
Pulaski Lodge, No. 20, I. O. o. f.,
will meet Friday night, May Is,
in Klettner's' Hall, at 8 o'clock. Lot
every member attend. +
G. G. Blease;
". G. Peterson, Noble. Grand.
Secretary.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-05-13
ANNOUNCEMENTS

For Treasurer.
I hereby myself as a call
didate for reelection to the Office 81
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-05-13

The lot between R. Y. Leavell's
marble yard and the White Star laun-
dry would make a good wagon yard.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-05-13

Cold wet May, barn full of hay
Clinton Chronicle. Hot, dry June,
hayll go too soon.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-05-13

Some people breathe easier since
the census men have been around.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-05-13

The State Democratic convention
meets in Columbia on the 18th in
slant.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-05-13

Broad river will be damned by
several companies. And people will
be damned by others no matter what
they do.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-05-13

Those who saw Mr.. ALI. Dorroh's
nose just after that mule kicked it
and who see it now know that DR.. W.
D. Sem knows how to save a nose
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1910-05-13

Some young ladies have the habit
of biting off their words. One young
lady who is so accustomed to it pho.
ed, "Is this The Hell and News Of
fce?"
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-12-02
A Simple safesuard for Mothers.

SlWpFe Safe9Varu Tor MofHerS.
Mrs. D. Gi&eson, 1896 Ingles avenue
Youngstown Ohio gained wisdom
by experience Ny little girl had d
severe cold aud coughed almost con-
tinuously. My sister recommended
Fpley's Honey andoTar The FIRST
dose gave her relieved tie inflanl
nation in her thPpat and after using
only one bottle h,erathrQat and iungs
were entirely free from inflamma-
ion. Since then / always, keep a Dot
tie of FNoley's Honey and Tar in the
house." Accept no substitutes. Rof-
erts' Pharmacy
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-12-02
A Days p. Dong
Briefly Told

The Weather Forecast for today
in Georgia; Fair, continued cold.
Children Free Tonisht-A special
program mas been arrahged for the
little ones at the Pastime tonight,
and every child accompanied by an
older person VIII Be admitted free.
Elks' Meeting The Brunswick
lodge OF Eiks held their regular
weekly meeting In their hall isst
night. Final arrangements were
com pleted for the memorial service
to be held az the Grand on Sundsy
afternoon.
Purchase saoe, ssoe* The shoe
stock Of Persons shoe store Oh
Newcastle street, has been purchas-
ed ty J. II. Parker, OF WRycross, the
price paid being 600. The stock will
be removed to that efty Where, the
purchaser conducts shoe store.
Win Return Todar--The several
Brunswick crosstic de@lers who went
10 Atlanta Wednesday night to Ar
otar before the ra.l-oad commission
In opposition % ? petition filed ny
tae railroads, asking the consent OF
the commission to increase the
freight rates on crosstiee, viii return
10 the city. this morning. TIE petit
tim was argued yesterday bat 1t will
likely be several days before Q deci-
sion. will be- rendered f
Big Night at Fa'r-Prooabiy the
largest crowd of the week was pres
ent at the atholic bassaT last night
II was designated as secret orde-
night and a large number Of the mem
bers OF the various organizations
we're present. The fair win COME
to q close tomorrow night, when all
OF the contests wili close and the va
rious articles win re dispoeed OF.
The ladies OF the supper room an
nounoe that they viii serve the
same excellent meal today from IL to
2:30 and also during the sapper hoor.
* Il. -
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-12-02
YOUNG MEN WANTED.
Pays Railway Mail
Clerks $500 to $1,000 Year.
Free Scholarships Are Offered,

Unele Sam holds rrcaaninatsons FOR
railway mail clerks, pestoflee clerk or
carrier, custom house and department
tai clerks. Prepare at once for the
coming examinationa 10
,.,Thousandse of appointments are to
be. made. Common school education
is all you need; city and conntry PEG
pie have equal chance. Start to pre-;
pare now--free scholarships this
month. Write immediately to Central
Schools, Dept. A-I2, Rochester, ". Y
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-12-02
MANY AUTO OWNERS

A'lspta. Ga., Dee 1.-The numbe~
Of autos that have Teen registered
with the secretary Of state I'D to cate
is 5,141. This is said to be about
1000 sfort OF the, number of ma
Chimes now In Georgia, 1t might De
veil TO add that any machine oper-
ting anywhere In the state
without a state numler is cp-
Grating in viola ton of the law
and tfe owner and driver are subject
% prosecution as for misdemeanor
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-12-02
Personal
Mentor


Judge Max Isaac has returned from
g. short visit to Savannah.
.
c. C. Cole, OF Atlanta, IS IN the
city on a short visit 9
". j.. Young. OF yacasotville, was
q visitor to the rity yesterday.
D. E. Ryman, of Atlanta, was
among tho visitors to the city yest,,s
day
G. s. Holson, Jr., of Atlanta, was
among those registered at the Ogle
thorpe yesterday.
Edward Clark, well-known fusi
ness man of Albany. is spending d
few dsye Ia the city.
Charles Stiliwell, who left several
days ago for Birmingham. Is now In
New Orleans, where he has accepted
{. position.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-12-02

-" t.ts3 -
Try Fater's Cream Pastry. II viii
please You. FS,a - A-~"-
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-12-02

Try Fater's Cream Pastry, 1t will
please you.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-12-02

The Weather Forecast for today
in Georgia; Fair, continued cold.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-12-02

". j.. Young, OF yacksot.ville, was
a visitor to the rity yesterday.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-12-02

Judge Max Isaac has returned from
q short vtsit to Savannah.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-03-09

streets. The New Jersey Almanac
the name of which was subsequently
changed to THE Farmers Almanac
was very highly regarded as an iau-
thority on the weather, crops, recipes.
care of cattle, poultry and live stock.
cures for all kinds of ailments, and
above all as the exponent of the very
latest in jokes n funny stories. Some
Of the humorous items that caused the
family circle to burst into laughter
were the following:
A passerby seeing an old man and
women in the stock said it put him in
mind of the babes in the wood.
Two negroes who dealt in brooms met
on the street one day and one said to
the other, "Say, Cato. how can you
afford to sell brooms cheaper than me
when ! steal the stuff" Your foolish -
said Cato, 81 steal the brooms ready
made
Two suitors in chancery being recon
ciled to each other after a long and
expensive law suit applied to an artist
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-03-09
FIGHTS GRANT OF
CHARTER FOR OIL
KINGS BIG GIFT
MOnfclair Man Protests to Sem
ators Against Foundation
Plan of Rockefeller.

WASHINGTON. March 9. 49, From
George, w. Da Cunha, an architect of
Upper Montclair, N. j., has come an
open letter protesting against the Gal
linger bill to grant a Federal charter
to the Rockefeller Foundation. The
letter was received by the senior sena-
tor from III State. 1t sets forth that
the Incorporation of Rockefeller's mil
lions and the granting of a charter by
the United States is a dangerous prece-
lent against public policy, being special
and claas legislation and on a line with
the granting of charters of crowned
heads with extraordinary powers"
It Is stated by Mr.. Da Cunha hat the
Taller IN an incorporated body elimi-
mates the family and thenceforth there
can be no inheritance tax collected
from the SUGGESTIONS of this fortune il
the extraordinary charter asked for In
this case is granted.
There can be no xcuse hereafter"
says Mr.. Da Cunha, for not granting
similar charters to any and all the
wealthy families of the land. They in
turn could combine and form one of
the greatest aggregations of money in
the world and one that could dominate
and all opposition"
An open meeting of the Senate com
n,Mtee on the District of Columbia will
be held Friday at which Starr ]. Muir
phy, one Of the Rockefeller representa-
tfves. will explain the purposes Of the
foundation.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-03-09
STAR RESTORES LOST
PURSE TO MRS. POLAND.
Wife of School Superintendent
Receivers Property.

Mrs. Addison B. Poland, wife of the
city superintendent Of schools, today
recovered through the STAR a pocket
book which she lost a few days ago on
a Mt. Prospect avenue car. When told
of the finding of the pocketbook Mrs.
Poland was delighted, n said that
she would reward Mrs. J. Fitzpatrick,
of lis Vanderpool street, the finder.
Il prize the pocketbook very highly -
said Mrs. Poland today. 1T was a gift
of friends, who brought it from the
home city of Gothic, in Germany.
have had it some time, and it has been
admired by my friends. I felt dreadful
over it's loss. ! was on my way to the
bank from my home when / missed it
I had it beside me on the seat of a Mt
Prospect avenu car"
Mrs. Fitzpatrick, who found tht
pocketbook, today brought it to the
STAR office, and through the STAR the
pocketbook was returned to the owner
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-03-09
LANTERN SLIDE EXHIBITION.

The Essex Camera Club will give a
lantern slide exhibition next Monday
night in Wallace Hall, Y. M. @. A.
Music will be furnished by the Wallace
Hall Orchestra.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-03-09
GIRLS WORE BIG HATS
EIGHTY THREE YEARS AGO

to paint a device in commemoration Of
their returning amity and peace. The
artist accordingly painted one in his
shirt and the other without his. (This
would seem to pc the origin of the ex-
preston that in later years became SO
popular.
A poor fellow creeping through an
orchard without any intention of steal.
ing was discovered by the owner who
called out, Hey, man, where are you
going?" The poo fellow replied, Tn
not going, I'm just coming back"
These jokes, taken from the almanac
for the year 1927, are a fair sample Of
the brand of humor that prevailed a.
that time. Most of the funny stories
are written in dialect and seem to have
been composed more with a desire to
fill space than to convey any real point
of humor.
One of the contributors has an essay
on Ladies Bonnets' that reads as
though it had been written at the pres
ent day. He says:
81 would humbly request the
ladies to adopt a church-going bon
ent whose modest size shall enable
men of ordinary height who may
happen to sit behind them to see as
well as hear the preacher. l stand
In my shoes within a line of six
feet high, yet I assure you that in
church, where every seat is elevated
above the preceding one. I am
greatly annoyed by the towering
and outspreading masses of millin-
cry before me. There is another
disadvantage in the new mode of
ladies' hats; only two of them can
descend an aisle together, and only
three or four can occupy a pew that
formerly held six with ease, unless
they care to lap the brims of their
bonnets up to their neighbor's car"
There are cures for rheumatism, hy-
drophobia, corns, salt rheum and other
ailments that are still the subject for
cures in modern almanacs. There Is
O. long letter from a father to his new
" married daughter containing advice
that could be read by the young women
of today to good advantage.
There are recipes for making ginger
DOB. mortar, current wine, shoe black
ing, sheet lead and vinegar. Addition
ally there are hints on how to Keep
flies from alighting on pictures, how
ITO prevent "g~entlemen's hats from be-
irg spotted after a shower of rain,
how to prevent a lamp smoking. how
to keep off heas and how to extract
grease from clothing.
The list of the then prevailing postal
rates is interesting. 1t states that for
letters composed of one piece of paper
the rate shall be six cents for any dis
lance not exceeding thirty miles; over
thirty and not exceeding eighty miles
ten cents. There was a sliding scale
up to 400 miles, when the rate was
twenty-five cents. IF two or more pieces
of paper were used the rate increased
in proportion to the number of pages
used. A three-page letter to Morris
town would cost thirty cents In those
days.
There are short sermon on temper
ance, love, marriage and beggars. Much
space is devoted to the planets and the
tides as we'll as the time for planting
various crops. Altogether the almanac
contained a fine collection of all topics
that appealed to the rural population
OF that date.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-03-09

g Better late than never must !
s have been written of senate COM !
;: mittees. T,
FINED FOR ATTACK.

Because he told Stefan Tekula, of 90
Avenue Z, that he was not fit to bake
bread, Stefan Sivak, of "a Avenue L,
was invited out to fight. When Sivak
refused, Tekula is alleged to have as
saulted his former friend.
This was about as near the facts in
the case as Judge Hahn could get in
the Third Precinct Police Court today.
but it seemed enough. backed by the
mark the complainant carried to JUS
tify the so fine which was imposed.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-03-09

srAR cLAiurIED ADS ARE BEST.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-03-09
MUST PAY EXPENSES
OF EXEMPT FIREMEN.
Relief Association Not RESPONSE
BILE for Delegates Expenditures.

A matter that affects and interests
every exempt fireman in the State was
decided by the Supreme Court at Tren-
ton this week in the case of Danie1EW.
Littell against the Plainfield Firemen's
Relief Association. Littell brought
suit against the P~lainfield association
some time ago to o the amount
of his expenses as a delegate to the
State Firemen's Associations, owen
ton in Atlantic City in 1908, his claim
being that the expense should be paid
by the Relief Association wen though
he was a delegate representing the Elk
empt Association. At the time of the
action Littell was president of the
State Association of Exempt Firemen
and the matter was taken to the courts
as a test case.
The District Court Of Plainfield ruled
in favor of the Relief Association and
Littell Immediately appealed the case.
The decision of the Supreme Court sus-
tanned the lower court and disposes of
a long-mooted question. Hereafter the
Exempt Association. will be expected
to pay the expenses of its own dele
gates without looking to the Relief As
ISOLATION to bear this end of 1.-THE finan-
cial responsibility.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-03-09
Complete Set of "New Jersey
Almanac" Owned by Newark
err Reveals Much Humor.

John B. Buchanan. jr., who lives in
the old Luke Carter homestead, in Clay
street, own a complete set of the New
Jersey Almanac" the first number of
which dates back to 1927. In the
earlier years of its publication the al
mana was compiled by David Young
and published by Benjamin Old, who
conducted what was then a large print
ing and stationery business at the
southwest corner Of Market and Broad
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-03-09
(:3Ia l5MEl3Gi|3

THIs WEEK. EVERY DAY SOMETHING
NEW, ALI. I A VAUDEVILLE ACTS, IL
Illustrated SONGS AND LATEST MOTION
PICTURES. ADMISSION: MATINEE. ii
SEATS Sc; EVENINGS. Toe.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1910-12-22
UNDERTAKING ron PROFIT.
(From the Kansas city Journal)

(From tho Kansas City Journal)
In December magazine one of the
most skillful Of all tho muckraisers
gives another of his well known per-
formances. There are pages and pages
of typographical scenery, heads and
subheads, italics and bold faced tyne.
exclamation points and question,
marks, assumptions, insinua'sons
and innuendos.
All about what? Some sort Of con-
scolidation has taken place between
tho New Haven railroad and the Bos-
ton and Maine.
A monopoly has been created
The Boston and Maine was a mo-
nopoly already, Occupying northern
New England. The New Haven road
was II monopoly already, occupying
southern New England. The two sys-
tens were not competitors.
The people have 2O,OOO,0OO votes,
the railroad owners Il fcw thousands.
Why does the muckraker rake?
The muckraker rakes because
undertaking pays.
That's all
But suppose they had been. They
arc entirely in the hands Of tho peo-
pie and their various agents. In tn"
hands Of six legislatures, six taxing
powers, six boards of railroad COM
missioncrs, six judicial systems. TO say
nothing Of the Interstate commerce
commission. the court of commerce
the bureau Of commerce, the Congress
Of the United states, the supreme
Court and William H. TAFT.
Why those flip-flops?
If the journal" could FIX tho price
OF raw paper the "Journal Woul1 not
care rap how fast tho paper fact0-
ries consolidated.
\ commission appointed by Roosc-
welt fixes the rates now ana runs Tia
roads. Why these spasms?
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1910-12-22
TWO ELEGANT LIARS. /"

A private soldier, anxious to secure a
leave OF absence, went to his captain
with most convincing story about a
sick wife breaking her heart for his
presence. The officer, acquainted with
the mans habits. replied; Il am afraid
you are not telling the truth. have
Just received a letter from your wife,
urging me to keep you away from home
because you got drunk. break the furni-
ture, and mistreat her shamefully.'
The private saluted. and started to
leave the room, At the door he paused
asking: Scr may / speak to you, not
as an officer, but as mon to mon?"
Yes; what is it?"
well, sor, what I'm after sayin Is
is"-approaching the captain and low
erlnG his voice; You and | are two OF
tho most iirant liars tho Lord ever
made. I'm not married at all"-I.ippin-
colts
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1910-12-22
Copyright. 1919. by Wincheii Smith
and Louis Joseph Vance

In one of Ruayard Kipitng's
writings he tells of The ship
hat found herself" and in The
Fortune Hunter" ne have the
fascinating narrative of a
youth who found himself" The
youth is like the shtp-he had to
have his course laid straight BE-
fore his career began to mako
substantial Roadway. The story
Of Nat Duncan is one that In
dramatic form, as wrftten by
WincheU Smith, has attracted
The attention of thousands of
playsoers throughout the coun-
try. As a novel, written by Louis
Joseph Vance, ii becomes mar
rative of profound appeal to the
young and old and especially to
those of US VINO in our youth
dweH in rural district far
enough removed from the metro
poltfan centers to be practically
, world in itself and to itself
Usually it Is the country lad who
ventures into the great cities to
seek fortune and fone's favor.
But here ne find a down to date
rity youth, who, a failure at ep-
erythis9 he had undertaken. in
bodes the rural districts to make
! millionaire of himself That
which befaNs hin, prompted a
lreat New York newspaper editor
% say Every American should
read this great story" for The
Fortune Hunter" In spite of its
Enjoyable hunor, subtiiely point
Pd by its talented authors, teaches
The vital lesson of the need of
charity and tolerance for the
less fortunate of human beings.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1910-12-22
"And you're going to leave. slrW

II am, Robbins"
"l-may I take the liberty Of hoping
IT'S to take another positiong'
You may, but you lose Il second
time. I've just made up my mind I'm
not going to hang around here any
longer, that's ALL"
But" Robbins ventured. lowering
about with exasperating sollcitude-
but Mr.. Kellogg d never permit you
to leave In this way. sir"
Wrong again. Robbins" said Dun
can shortly, annoyed.
Yes. sir. Very good. sir" With the
instinct Of the we'll trained servant
Robbins started to leave, but hesitated.
He was really very much disturbed by
Duncan's manner. which showed
phase Of his character new in Robbins
experience of him. Ordinarily reverses
such as this had seemed merely to
serve TO put Duncan on his mette. to
infuse him with n determination to try
again and win out, whatever the odds.
and at such times he was accustomed
to exhibit Il mad responsibility Of
wit and gaiety Of spirit whether It
were mask or no, that only out
rivaled his high good humor when
things ostensibly were going we'll with
him.
Internationally. between hs spasns
Of employment he had been Kellosg's
guest for several years. not infrequent-
~ for months ut Il time. md so Rob-
bins bad come to feel sort of proprie-
tary interest IN the young man. second
only to the regard which he had for
his employer.
Beg pardon. SIR" he advanced. hest.
tnnt. but perhaps you're just feeling
bit blue. Won't you let me bring
you drop of something's
"Of course | WILL" said Duncan en-
phatically over his shoulder. And
get It now. will you. while I'm pack
ing? And. Robbins.'
"Sir."
"Only put little in It."
"a little what. sir?"
"Selt2er. of course"
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1910-12-22
SOLID SEWEII..

"A. w. l.afforty, elected to Congress in
oregon, has district that comprises
ooWo square miles Of territory.
one night. after speech in Canyon
ClS' colored man came up and intro
duced himself as Tom Sewel
Just want to say. Mr.. Lafferty,'
SAID SeNell, that | can pledge YOU the
soild cuioled vote of Grant county"
Ihats fine,' exclaimed Lafferty. II
am slad to meet you. How many colored
voters are there In Grant county?"
IN the only one" Scwell replied
fhiiadeiphia Saturday Evening Post