The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1910-07-01
PICK UPS.

A man apparently overcome BY the
heat was carried into Inc Polyciinic Hos
pital the other night from q patrol Of the
First District Baltimore He was found
lylng or the pavement a. wentv-f0urln
ard NsveTlY streets. IT 2 supposedly "
conscious condition. 4 patrol VS. has
tily summoned. and, after muubling 10
he officers that he was overcome 5y The
heat ne was rushed 20 the hospital
There he was p.acel On Z bed il the
receiving room ard TWO doctors proceed
ed 10 revive him While o1e Of the ply
siCans Vas taking the mans temperature
he bent over ire mans mead. and snell-
ing strong alcoholic breath. suddenly
saw through the fellow game ~ on E
drunk. Old man. he sid. The heat
nevs- touched Won Then. % TIE pa
croluen, Take tin ont OF here rs
pulse : normal. here : nothing the
matter with MN. excep. lntoxica.ion-
HIS scheme was . SCI free night :
lodging in The ward. When the iliox-
icsfed man ssS flzt ne could no- fool the
physician Ee hastily scrambled % lis
feet and y-uulblngly 81 With ne patrol
. men 10 sleep Il q II ne s;atoG-hor>s
Don't some people remind YOU ex-
{ zctly O. . tzlSe FIRE alarm unused ire
T energetic business man WHO lives II me
+ vicinity O. : 1re-AouSe. i often Si. q,
NV Windox and watch the waste Of e.
e-gy oy the hO-S5S and men over there
+ First, ! hear thai gong then there : :
wild scramble Of --e-lsn. hurried hz--
Messing O. horses and adjusting a lad
0ers- : Wild shouting from Z crowd o.
small boys and men who seem % have
+ been created spontaneously y,l-h -le ing
lDS o. Inc gong. then Tiers : reckless
( CzshinE q horses and tre-6eSroyi1S
( vehicles down the stree-. and i looks
& i the whole illDe6iulsu-s could stite
: any conissraion IN the town At.e-
thst there : c luIl. during which ! look
f ou- Of ne window with suspense. and
the climax @ ne situation : reached
3 when the horses and men come au5iing
back. tired ont and tsu1e-looki-E. and
{ a, over Z fzlse alarm Now. then. :
f that not the way ( lot OF people YOU
know s-ar1 GU % co things. and isl
+ That the way that thev wind ups'
VINO has The easies. i5b IN .he
+ world; said 4 Chestnut street grocs-
~NoE then, ! guess YOU VII spring ire
name q soma politician. win Z Govern
melt O. STATE si1ecure. but ! % no,
mean that gentry. Ny question should
-ez1- MO outside Of politicians has the
easiest 100 II me world Vel. ! think
clat tne lea tss.ers q Europe puc forth
+ about the least amount al labor 70 q.
E t5el- Big salaries nat ! ever heard OF.
/ l7e ia taSte7s are paid anywhere .roul
f $4,000 % So. 900 year. and On accoun:
o. tLe SenSIuy eleSs q their tzS.e are abe
only 10 Work a their Jobs about - o.
f = minutes : week lust think Of ina;
So 600 wear To- working - minutes
( week suppose that they are busy
t1s res- Of their time blowing n her
SIS, oo7- i faster simply Siqs Ms -ez X
never swallows i. and TIE most Of them
are OF ne hunt to- new blends. although
they must continually lest their old =.
.sbis1e6 blends % keep 10 ire stand
ard ! suppose > vine tzs;e- O. : coffee
laser also Sets n the same expensive
cas-. 6.t don't think that HERE : sny
C8u-.. 6uc that ire tea experts have ne
eases tC1 -o- me money II ne word
There : an I-ish grocer uptown wtc
recently returned from tE0 weeks 50
1ou-n n Ms native land He has Er-z.
Isl q tales bearing upon his TIP. one @.
Elicn ne tells a. follows 4 H-zs hiding
OF train bound for Belfast when ms
attention vas diverted from watching taz
scenery across the aisle Every minute
o. - X would exrzc. tics1et from hi.
pocket ard. looking a i. give hearts
laugh-a sorr Of : selt-satisfed CHUCK :
He Continued doing this mil quiz. {
few miles had been Travelled There was
: minister seated behind him. whose cuc
iosity was evidently aroused Bending
over. the minister said: Ny dear man
what are you laughing about 4O1
sad he, I've cheated The railway CON
2 pzuy. have boughta return ticks. and
All lOt coming back