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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-30
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fered him at the front door he lodges.
Matrimony does not change a mans
nature, and it's the wise wife who
turns over the kissing job in the family
to her husband. If you will observe,
you will perceive that it is always the
cool, Indifferent kind of wives whose
husbands continue to be lovers after
marriage, whereas only too often the
warm-hearted, affectionate, demonstra-
tive woman, who is a record kisser, has
to bestow her kisses on a husband who
is as unresponsive as a craven image.
The third moral to this story is that
to be welcome kisses must be given at
the psychological moment. This also is
a point that women often fail to take
into consideration. The most enamored
man on earth doesn't want to be stop
ped and kissed when he is in the midst
of some engrossing piece of work on
which his whole mind and soul are
concentrated. Nor does he pine for
kisses when he is hungry-what he
Graves is beef and potatoes, instead Of
tokens of affection.
To my mbind there is no more deadly
foe TO real love than the insane conven-
ton that has made it the proper thing
for a husband and wife to bestow a
meaningless kiss upon each other ev-
cry morning when. the man starts to
his business.
1t is {. kiss utterly without sentiment,
a kiss favored with bacon a~d ~~~~ =
perfunctory kiss that Is received In O
perfunctory name and C4at Is as
likely to hit the back of the woman's
hair or the end of her nose as it is her
lips.
He is thinking, I've got to hurry or
I'll miss my car, but this Is something
that I've got to get through with" and
she is thinking about her housekeeping,
or what the children are doing, or the
shopping she is going to do, and both
of them hustle through the little cere-
mony and are glad when it's over
And poor Cupid, observing it, turns
up his little toes to the daisies? and
chants a requiem over the kiss that
was, and the kiss that'is.
'Tconoclasts, Profaners Of sacred
things. IdiotsI' he cries Better one
kiss year that Is warm with real love
and thrilling with fire, than million
kisses that are nothing but the touch
of dead lips
Scientists tell us that kissing is one
of the most dangerous amusements
known to humanity This being the
case II is earnestly TO be desired that
the practice OF kissing should be dis
couraged, that the over-kisser should
be suppressed.
After all, kissing is mostly a habit
and a bad one.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-30

ell WENT to a vaudeville show
when / was up to San Antonio to
the fair" said the Manicure Lady.
"and I couldn't help thinking, as /
watched all Of them going through
their different stunts, how easy It
ought to be for girl with half a edu-
cation and q little nerve to jump in and
make good, on the stage.
Goodness knows, George, If I had
anything like a good sketch and a good,
handsome heavy man to play across
from me- could have them audiences
standing on their heads, and no doubt
about it, either. Once I started, the
act would be sure fire"
Well" said the Head Barber, why
don't you start out? / am good enough
and heavy enough, and maybe you and
me might hit it off great 1 used to be
on the stage, back in Pawpaw, Kan
sas, We played a piece called Over
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-30
THE MANICURE LADY

the River and L played the boatman
that took them all across"
Real, Serious Stuff.
This isn't kidding with me, George
said the Manicure Lady; this is real
Serious stuff. 1t ought TO be easy for
good, clean sketch with some sun
shine and humor in il, to cop a lot of
laurels- L was thinking that maybe /
could get Garrett King, who comes in
often, you know, to get manicurs. to
write me little sketch and maybe 1
could get Frank Rich to dig me up a
good. handsome leading man. 1 wouldn't
be very particular about his acting,
just so he knows how to talk fairly
good English, SO that it can be heard,
and just so that he comes from a good
family. Them is the only things 1
would expect from him. 1 just know
that Garrett could write the sketch.
Her kind of a sketch.
Folks ought to know quite a little
about the stage before they try 10
write or act plays said the sage
Head Barber.
That's where you're wrong, George
corrected the Manicure Lady TT amt
talent that counts nowadays: it's looks
L never laid no claim to talent, but
think that l can say without no fear
Of successful contradiction that L am
here with the appearance, as you will
admit, George. And you have often
said that l have a soft, low voice.
was thinking that a society playlet
would be the right kind of a sketch, |
With me as the injured wife
Mr.. King ought to be able to put in !
he right lines, because he has a friend |
hat came home one night and found a !,
tote pinned on the tablecloth. The |
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-30
LET YOUR STOMACH HAVE 1T.
OWN WAY.
Do Not Try to Drive and Force IT to
Work When 1t is Not Able or You
VIII Suffer All the More

WORK when Ii is Not Able You
VIII Suffer All the More.
You cannot treat your stomach as
! come men treat a balky horse; force,
! drive or even starve it into doing work
| at which it rebels. The stomach is
| patient and faithful servant and will
| stand much abuse and Entertainment be-
| fore II "balks," but when it does YOU
! had better go slow with it and not at
tempt to make it work. Some people
have the mistaken idea that they can
| make their stomachs work by starving
themselves. They might cure the
stomach that way, but it would take
So long that they would have no use
for stomach when they got through
The sensible way out of the difficulty
is to let the stomach rest If 1t wants to
and employ substitute to do its work
Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets will do
the work Of your stomach for you and
digest your food just as your stomach
used to when it was well. You can
prove this by putting your food in a
glass jar with one of the tablets and
sufficient water and you will see the
food digested in just the same time as
the digestive fluids of the stomach
would do it. That will satisfy your
mind Now. to satisfy both your
mind and body take one Of Stuart's
Dyspepsia Tablets after eating-eat all
in your mind that your food is being
digested because you will feel no dis
turbance or weight in your stomach;
in fact. you will forget all about hav-
ing a stomach, just as you did when
you were a healthy boy or girl
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets act IN a
natural way because they contain only
the natural elements Of the gastric
juices and other digestive fluids of the
stomach. 1t makes no difference what
condition the stomach is in, they go
right ahead Of their own accord and
do their work. They know their bust
ness and surrounding conditions do not
influence them in the least. They thus
relieve the weak stomach of all its
burdens and give it its much-needed
rest and permit it to become strong and
healthy.
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are for
sale by all druggists at so cents box
They are so we'll known and their pop
ularity is so great that druggist
would as soon think of being out Of
alcohol or quinine as of them. In fact
physicians are prescribing them all
over the land, and if your own doctor
is real honest with you. he will tell
you frankly that there is nothing on
learth so good for dyspepsia as Stuart's
Dyspepsia Tab.~
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-30

in the belief that if he wants to be.
GALLEY SIX IL Il CMFWYP YP
come a better man he will not dare
find fault
The first discovery a widow makes
is that her first marriage occurred
when she was a mere child.
During her engagement a girl stops
saying her prayers, but soon after she
is married she begins with renewed
energy
You are to be congratulated on your
friends if you can tell them Of your
good luck without bringing a look OF
envy to their eyes.
A girl never realizes that practice is
necessary to make a good musician un-
til is is time for her TO help with the
homework.
All of us like TO have our hurts made
a great deal OF.
A man demands that his wife be-
lieve all that he tells her, and that his
daughter doesn't believe a word that
any young man says.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-30

y.
the dinner. He returned TO America
the day after the banquet.
The Largest Banquet.
Perhaps the largest banquet ever
given took place in Paris in 1905, when
covers were laid for $4,000 people.
At this feast $4,000 quarts of wine
Is. 600 quarts of ale and 10000 quarts
of champagne were consumed, to say
nothing of the 20 tons of solid food
It required $500 walters to serve the
banquet. One of Americas largest
banqUets was held in St. Louis in hon
or of the. victory Of Herbert S. Hadley
in the race for the governorship of
that state a few years ago. This
banquet cost $4,000 with an extra al
lowance for help and equipment. An
other American banquet 7 held at
Springfield, Illinois, in honor of the
hundredth anniversary Of the birth OF
Abraham Lincoln cost $4,000, or $25
a plate
New York is the greatest hotel city
IN the world. 1t Is estimated that
$4,000, 900 is invested in hotel prop
erty there. The task of provisioning
the 215 principal hotels on Manhattan
Island is a large one under ordinary
circumstances, but when the stewards
have to provide for 100000 more peo-
pie than they expected. as was the
case during the Hudson-Fulton cele-
bration, it becomes a task indeed.
During that celebration the hotels
and restaurants of the city bought
900, 900 broilers, 100000 soup chickens,
$1,000, 600 eggs, 100000 pounds of
lamb, Is, 900, 900 pounds of beef, $780,
600 pounds of pork, 100000 pounds
of scale fish, 100000 Holsters and 49,
000, 900 oysters New York will prob
ably furnish more pupils to the new
hotel university than any other two
cities in the country
communicating Of Congress-.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-30
Halfbreed Mental Is Held on
Suspicion of Killing
the Connie

The Rev. Amzi L. Armstrong whose
cold blooded murder. together with his
wife, has aroused the whole country
side in the vicinity of Dutch Neck. N
J., where the Rev Mr.. Armstrong had
been pastor of the First Presbyterian
church for 43 years. John Sears.
halfbreed, who had been in the family
since he was six months old. was
placed under arrest charged with the
murder The impression is that the
murderer had demanded money from
pastor Armstrong. and when it was re-
fused, had snot him dead. killing his
wife, also. in orderA TO insure silence.
Sears's mother, negress. employed by
the Armstrong family, says she heard
the shots and thinking it was burg
lar. hid under the bed 1t was reported
that Sears had confessed the crime but
this report the county prosecutor woul"
not confirm
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-30

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:: :.
:: HINTS ON HUMAN NATURE. !:
:. BY Frances L. Garside. =
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II VERY time a father gets a hun
-, dred dollars saved up, his wife
- discovers that another of the chill
dren has talent which should be EN-
couraged.'
One of the first tragedies a boy
causes his mother is when he has
grown so big she can't go out after
him when he misbehaves and yank him
home.
The Spartan boy who concealed the
stolen fox in his breast. though it ate
his vitals, did nothing remarkable; we
are all heroic when we have something
disgraceful to conceal
The most noticeable result of send
ing a daughter away to school is that
it increases the number of places for
her to go visiting when her school days
are over.
When man gets religion his wife's
efforts in getting a good meal decrease
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-30

note began: Dear Husband That Was
= and that was as far as his friend
read"
You had betteE keep on pairing
nails" said the Head Barber "An of
them actresses write stories for the
Sunday papers. saying that the stage
is packed full of them pitfalls and
snares."
Yes" said the Manicure Lady, and
now and then 1 find a pitfan or a
snare hanging around a barber shop"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-30
FORMER Ell PASOAN
KILLED NEAR MIAMI
Relatives Here of O.. l.
Casey Receive News of
His Death.

G. L Casey, a Santa Fe brakeman.
well. known in this city, was killed at
Miami. Tex, SO miles from Amarillo.
Tuesday. according to a telegram re-
ceived here by his relatives. Efforts
have been made to determine the cause
of death, but no information has been
received from Amarillo further than
that the body IS being prepared for
shipment and will probably reach here
Friday
Mr.. Casey was at one time employed
on the G. H. and later on the FL Paso
division of the Santa Fe, having been
transferred to Amarillo a short time
ago. He was well known in Ell Paso.
The deceased, who was % years old
last July, leaves two children, Edwin
Eugene aged s years, and Garfield.
aged 3. both boys, and divorced wife,
Mrs. J. H. Sharp, of Bisbee. Arizona
Besides these, ne is survived by his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. J. P. Casey, the
latter making her home with her
daughter, Mrs. ". ]. ANDERSON, on
Myrtle avenue, while his father is in
Los Angeles. His brother, J. P. Casey,
jr., resides in Ell Paso, as do his sis
tiers. Mrs. c. P. Hunt and Mrs. W. ].
Anderson Other sisters surviving are
Mrs. W H Patton, of Chicago; Mrs.
z. E. Brooks. of Prescott. Ariz.; Mrs.
r. V. Allen, of Monita, Cal, Mrs. ]. J.
Garyey, of Los Angeles, Cal
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-30

Don't trifle with a cold is good advice
for prudent men and women. 1t may
be vital in case of a child. There is
nothing better than Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy for coughs and colds in
children. 1t is safe and sure. For sale
by all dealers.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-30
= ods
Sars ap arIlIa

Cures all humors, catarrh and
rheumatism, relieves that tired
feeling, restores the appetite,
cures paleness. nervousness,
builds up the whole system.
Get it today in usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets called SarSatabS.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-30
THIS MAN rs
THE HIGHEST FLYER

J. Armstrong Drexel, who broke the
worlds height record The young null
timillionaire recently sailed above
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-30

Rough on Rats" a powder. Do your
own mixing, pay for poison only, then
you get results for Reaches, Ants,
Mice, Rats. etc. See directions how to
use in out-buildings. 15c. Csc, 75c.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-30
THE UNBEATABLE EXTERMINA-
TOR

saturday-snyder ,Jewelry Co
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-30
HOTEL HELP TO BE
TRAINED IN SCHOOL

CONTINUED From Previous Page).
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-30

Saturday.-Snyder Jewelry Go.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-30

Hot Clam BouIIlon with salt sprays
Elite Confectionery Co.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-04

der VIII b. charged against Harris
but he will not BE- arralsned until alk
err the funeral OF Sheriff Dull. which
has been set for Friday afternoon.
The body Of the dead sheriff vas
brought here from Toledo q noon.
yesterday and taken TO the residence.
The shock has been too great for Mn.
Dull and she II under . physicians
care. Mayor Martin has issued =
proclamation asking that al business
be suspended In Monroe during the
funeral services. II has been arranged
that the body will lie In state from
Thursday noon until Friday noon.
Services will be held at the Methodist
church at I o'clock Friday afternoon
and the body will be taken to Tenn
perance for interment In the family
lot.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-04
FIVE GIRLS SEE NUTuY
PUT DOWN ON LAKE BOAT
Sailors Revolt When Told TO Arrest
Companion, But Arc ousIled 1t
RevoIver's Point.

Sailors Revolt When Told TO Arrest
Companion, But Arc oueiled at
REVIEWERS Point.
CHICAGO, Aug. 4.--"Pipe all hands
to cuell mutiny" was the order heard
by Ave frightened girls covering DO
hind locked cabin doors Of the good
ore boat Douglas Houghton. sailing
the high seas OF Lake Michigan.
WHAT" roared Fighting" John
Parke. captain of the aforementioned
good ship. do I behold matiny with
helpless women aboard. Stand back,
We blatherskiting sons OF thinkers, or
blast muh bloomin' wireless ariels
I'll swing ye from the yard-arn, or
some similar handy place."
All this realistic. meldramatis bus
mess" was pulled OF just a. the
Houghton made Chicago from mid
lake. and all because Captain Parke
ordered the arrest OF sailor who In
discretely smashed furniture.
His fellow workers refused to obey
the order. Their beligerent attitude
frightened the Ave young relatives OF
oficials OF the steel corporation who
were making a pleasure trip aboard
The mutiny was quelled with q bust
Incorporating revolver and today the
men will face q United States Judge
The Detroit times., 1910-08-04
FIRST WARD CITIZENS
PLEDGE AID TO LODGE

Numerous Letters Received BY Alder.
manic Candidates PIedoIno
Support at the Polls.
John c. Lodge, candidate for alder
man In the First ward, Is receiving a.
snrance Of the support from citizens
whose interest and pledges In his be-
half must be very gratifying. Among
these 10 one from Harlow p. Davock,
referee In bankruptcy. who writes:
Hon. John c. Lodge, ,sx
Care Of Dwight Lumber Com 4
pany,
Detroit, Mich.
My Dear Sir:
am pleased to know that you
are to be a candidate for alderman
In the First ward, and know that
with your experience In the legis-
lature and your general good rec
ord you will be admirably fitted
for that position.
With my best wishes for your
success In your most honorable
ambition, believe me to be,
Sincerely yours,
HARLOW p. DAvOCK,
Mr.. Lodge Is very hopeful OF suo'
cess.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-04
sure MECR0 is
sHERIFF's SLAYER
Farmers Wife Identifies VIM. Harris
Al Man She Fed at Her Door
Before Shooting.

MONROE. Aug. Awhile several
persons are sure the Negro who was
arrested In the woods near Winches-
ter, and who gave his name e. VIM.
Harris, IL guilty Of killing Sheriff Dull
near Erie, the prisoner has not been
positively identified a. the guilty man.
Mrs. VIM. Rau, wife Of the farmer
who was with Sheriff Dull when the
latter was fatally shot, Monday night.
says Harris In the man she fed at her
door and the man Sheriff Dull pur.
sued after Il had been reported that
q white man named Hayes had been
robbed.
Harris was wounded In the neck
when captured yesterday. William
Reynolds, q farmer living seven miles
the woods and demanded that he sur
render. Harris started TO run and
Reynolds fired with his shot gun. The
wounds are not serious.
Reynolds held his man until he was
REINFORCED by several others OF the
man hunters and then brought him
to the jail. Harris was locked In the
steel cell. He declared he was limo
cent Of the shooting of the sheriff. He
said he was 35 years old and that his
last residence was In New Orleans
He declared that he last worked on
the streets In Detroit and before that
had worked on the docks In Toledo.
Yesterday afternoon Mrs. Rau was
brought here and visited the JAIL
When Harris and the other suspect,
Wilkinson. who was arrested In Flint,
we're lined up before her. she readily
picked out Harris as the Negro whom
she had fed at her home shortly be-
fore Sheriff Dull came In search Of
him.
+. F. Norton and c. d. Hart, brake
men on the Pere Marquette train from
which the Negro was elected after he
Is alleged to have robbed Robert
Hayes of $25 and thrown him from the
car, also identified Harris, as did also
Engineer c. III. Robertson and Con-
ductor Ed Grau.
The Identification Of Wilkinson by
Hayes is not given much credence, es-
pecially In view OF the fact that Dep
uty Springer and Station Agent Choate
at Plymouth were sure ho 10 net the
man wanted.
While there was quite q crowd about
the Jail when Harris was brought In
there was no special demonstration.
1t is generally believed here that the
sheriff's murderer has been caught
and excitement has cooled down. Muir
The Detroit times., 1910-08-04
UpHoLDs TAX BOARD.
Attornsy-os Passes on Assess
ment Against oermanIa Refining
Company.

LANSING, Mich, Aug. 4.-(Spe
General Kuhn has nj
ed his answer to the bill OF complaint
in the case OF the Germania Refining
Co. against Auditor-G General Fuller and
the state tax commission. In which he
claims that the assessments OF the
company's property should stand In
asmuch AZ the ohicials OF the concern
failed 10 render q report as required
NV law showing the valuation OF their
holdings In this state.
The company was assessed as car
-,oanias-eeapany- but In It's bill OF
complaint alleged that 1t owned Its
own cars used in the transportation OK
oil and therefore did not come under
that head. The company started suit
against the state and It Is expected
mat the case will be tried In the Ing
ham county circuit court.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-04
NEW RECORDS NAY BE HUNG
UP AT AVIATION MEETING
Glen n. curtIss and Other "eIrd-
Men" Will Make Flights at Brunette
leland Near pittsburQ.


Men" Will Make Flights at erunots
Island Near Plttsburo.
PITTsBURG. Pa, Aug. "A mum
Der OF records are expected to be
smashed at the aviation meet under
the auspices Of the Pittsburg Aero
club. which opens on Brunot's Island
in the Ohio river this afternoon and
will continue until Saturday after
noon. The meet will be- the first OF Its
kind ever held In Pennsylvania and
great crowds are expected to attend.
Capt. Thomas 8. Baldwin and j. c.
Mars, well-known aviators,. arrived
several days ago and Glenn II. Curtiss,
accompanied by his wife, arrived to-
day 10 participate In the meet. Cur
tiss and Baldwin win attempt to break
several speed records, while Mars de-
clares he win attempt to win the alti'
tude record made by Walter Brookins
who In q Wright bi-plane assembled s.
100 feet 1t Atlantic City.
Tho meet Is sanctioned by the Aero
Club OF America and Augustus Post,
secretary Of the club will be the ofii-
cial recorder.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-04

People out in Missouri say that
Dave" Francis. former mayor of St.
Louis. former governor OF the show.
me" state. and former secretary OF
the interior. has his eye on the chair
now filed by Taft.
They say that his candidacy for the
senate to succeed Senator Warner IL
only intended as q steppingstone to
honors. II Is argued that the
genial "Dave"-he's always Dave
to fellow Missourians during cam
paigns-thinks that with senatorial
toga niftily draped about his six
feet and then some" form, he will be
q lap or 20 ahead of his neighbor.
Joseph w. Folk. also a candidate for
the Democratic presidential nomina-
ton two years hence.
Francis has as an opponent In the
scrimmage James A. Reed,
former mayor of Kansas City, who Is
said to be backed by Folk. The
primaries will be held In November.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-04

Fact Thst italy Has Not Asked For
His Return 10 conddered
oIonIficAnt.

@O~@@~@@.@s~~
WASHINGTON. Aug. 4.-The state
department decided today that Porter
Charlton. who killed his lwdfe at Lake
Como. Is still extraditable under the
treaty with Italy.
II Is announced that the, period COW
cred by the postponement of the case
at Charlton's own request, should not
be inclu'fI ne forty days prescrib-
ed as the time In which Italy could
claim the prisoner. Forty days from
the date Of arrest expired at midnight
last night. but rnost of this period was
covered by the requested postpone
ment.
The fsct that italy has not asked
for his extrzdition In the first forty
days, which offered plenty OF time. Is
most .sisniacant.. II IL not
believed that Italy. II II had desi ed
would. hare depended upon
the United 40 X eliminating the time
elapsed since the postponement.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-04

NEWBURYPORT, Mass, Aug. -
Injured internally and so badly crush
ed that he may die. w. H. Bowman. OF
Boston. today is in a critical condition
here, following q 70-foot plunge to
earth last evening Of the Burgess aero
plane Plying Fish, Bowman's fight
was the first the unlucky plane had
made since II fell with Lieut.. A. l.
Pfitsner, who subsequently committed
suicide.
The Detroit times., 1910-08-04

|ACKINAc ISLAND. Mich, Aug. 4.
osoDh @. Cannon, speaker OF the
re OF representatives. received
y yesterday of the Kansas insur-
victories at Cannon Ball, a local
zner resort. When asked for any
monte on the situation he replied:
1av9 nothing 10 say In regard to
Kono2s primaries antil the com
~ 1eourns ere : mr. However,. Il
MA 1ike 20 remark that primaries
- Also held IN Missouri and Okla