Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1910-01-15

n. s. GIvLER. Pub.
WAKEENEY KANSAS
Winter overhead and spring under
foot
Shooting Americans is very danger
GUS sport for any nation
Now for gun that will put the
airship destroyer out of business
:
European rulers are cutting merry
capers. Capers often jar thrones
Castro to zelaya: ''I'd rather be out
side looking in than inside looking
out"
Maybe the bread trust kneads the
dough.
Philadelphia pastor is using girls
as ushers- A clever scheme to get the
men to church.
That order to the ice man to begin
his daily calls again may now be
countermanded.
Noted Painting in Suit" says
headline. We have seen lot of paint
ings that weren't
The natural presumption is that the
man who married his landlady is ex-
ceptionally fond of prunes.
Auto racing. deer hunting and foot
ball come in for similar censure. But
the harvest goes merrily on
Storms on sea and land prove that
the wintry winds still laugh at mans
puny efforts to withstand them.
A college president wants to put
ban on spooning. Suppose he would
use Lovers lane for cattle drive.
The deer season" is ended and
deer may browse in peace, not being
called to witness hunters shoot down
each other.
The young king of Portugal. who did
a-wooing go, failed to win an English
bride. But he had plenty of fun by
way of compensation
The ultimate consumer may be par
doned for the opinion that the exclu-
sion -ct ought to be extended to cover
those eggs from China.
Now that the football and hunting
seasons are over. there won't be so
much work for the undertaken, but
better outlook for the census taker.
Although those Chicago girls have
been refused permission to sell kisses
for charity. there is no law that can
prevent them from giving them away.
Berlin has Just heard a Zeppelin
symphony with an auto horn as an
instrument. AS the airship is de-
stroyed it is presumed the wind sec
ton dominated.
The United States manufactures
$3.50. 0Oe. 900 worth of shoes every
year, and this doesn't take into con-
sideration the fact that many people
still wear boots.
Art should be not only welcomed,
but also invited. Art wandering about
seeking for home is not a creditable
spectacle for any up-to-date commu-
nifty to be proud of.
We learn from one of the trade jour
mails that noiseless street car wheels
will soon be in use The world would
go crazy with joy if anything like
that were to happen.
Thieves in Amsterdam, n. Y, have
a sense of humor peculiar to the Amer
lean temperament. They lately looted
the office of the district attorney, sit.
uated in the police department
The authorities of Washington have
ordered the Punishment of roosters
+. from the city In view of the expe-
rience of ancient Rome the goose will
be permitted to remain in the swim
at the capital
The man who as engineer ran the
John Bull. the first railroad locomo.
tive brought to this country, before
American engine builders had Caught
on has Just died. Those were the
days of small things in railroads But
what transformation had been
wrought within the span of this one
mans life,
The government has not raised the
price of dolls. which will rejoice the
hearts of the little ones. 1t has of
f7cially been decided dolls are not
toys Evidently, they are to be treated
an necessaries OF life. for what is life
to the little future mothers of the
country without their dolls to nourish
the maternal instinct?
Ida Lewis. the welLknown life-sav
ing lightkeeper on Lime rock. off New
port. has been made an honorary life
member of the Newport Yacht club
and is the first and only women mem
Der of that organization. The latter