La Junta tribune., 1910-11-12


that your husband has appendicitis.
said the physician,
That's Just like him" answered
Mrs. CumroI He always waits til
everything has pretty near gone out
OF style tefcre he decides TO get it
Wayne-speaking Of 10Y rides. did
you ever have real one?
Payne-No
Wayne-Neyer go out in a buggy
along a shady lane with plug horse
and the only girl In the world Say.
you don't know shat nfe Is.
Not thousand miles away from
here on a recent Sunday farmer
IN church very eloquently supplicat-
ed the Lord to help the needy and
poor tn the community when going
home his little son very arifulIy re-
marked Say pa. II / had as much
wheat and alfalfa la the stack as you
have I'd help the poor myself and
not tother the Lord about It."
Brother don't stop your paper just
because you don't agree ~ith the
editor The last tabbage you sen, ia
didn't agree With us either. but we
didn't drop you from our subscrip-
ton list on that account No. We
simply said Make US thankful
for What We are about to receive
and after ~ received It We we're
not able 10 say anything
=
", y. Morgan recently sent US a
request 10 change the address OF his [
paper from Bentonyille, Ark. to
weleh. Okla. Yesterday We learned T.
that there Is prospect OF his com
ing back 10 the Arkansas valley. as
he wrote TO friend this week that
h. had traded hts Arkansas fruit farm
FOR 100 acres Of land near Wiley The /
latter piece q property sold twice .
during the past year for 5000. u /
seems 10 d. rather difficult for I
old-timers to break away from the /
beat valley on earth for any length .
of time They all come back In time
Just like Morgan viii eventually
A quart Of whisky was mixed with
feed and given to COW In New
York town. aud half an hour later
the animal was believing I'VE Nont
so home TIL morning. OF something
that way. and treated several persons
TO couple OF horns. and acted In
n very repreheusible manner general
iy. when she sober-d up sh. Jump
I'd down a Lank and broke her neck
This shows the superior intelligenc.
and good sense OF the COW over the
average bibulous person. When tn.
latter g.tA drunk and makes things
howl. Instead cf jumping down a.
bank and breaking his neck when he
gets sober. he Immediately begins to
lay the foundation for another roar.
Ing drunk
All Of the postal clerks running
out OF la Junta recently split up
jack 20, sent To them by Uncle sam
which n.tt.d each Of them an as-
erAg. of about N50. Under a new
postal regulation tncl. Sam allows
the postal clerks expense money
exceed 81 per day. The expense
money In paid every thr.. months.
Al tn. last session OF congress SsSo..
900 was appropriated for tn. pur.
pose of liquidating under the new
regulation. but II is reported that
u Will take at least $500. 900 to go
around. Anyway the postal clerks
seemed to b. pleased With what they
got even II IL l. on about th. sam.
ratio as the Widows mite Of biblical
notoricty.
J. G. podds received postal card
yesterday morning from Rev. $. Ed.
gar. dated LAiakia. syria. octoL 81
I'D. announcing the arrival Of a
baby boy al the Edgar home ON oc.
tobcr lsih-ihc second son since
their arrival In far-off foreign lands
Rev. Edgar Was formerly pastor Of
the Reformed Presbyterian church. OF
this city. lie writes that sine. h.
has mastered the Arabic language aud
IL ic to preach TO the people In
their own tonxu. b. feels much more
contcnt.d with his surroundings aud
his chosen prof ssion. The. great