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world will have no knowledge OF 1t.
The Master merely wished US TO un-
derstand that the great event would
not be foretold IN advance.
The parable does not show how the
foolish Virgins, excluded from the
wedding and from membership In the
Bride class, will be treated. Other
Scriptures, however, show that this
foolish virgin class will share with
the world In great time OF trouble,
which will then come 10 every nation.
In that time OF trouble these foolish
virgins will suffer severely and Wash
their robes and make them white In
the blood OF the Lamb" and there.
after be accounted worthy to serve
God In His Temple though not
worthy TO be Of the Temple. They will
be accounted worthy to serve before
the Throne, though not worthy TO sit
In the Throne. They win be account
ed worthy to have palms Of victory,
but not be accounted worthy Of crowns
OF glory. The lesson to Gods people
is to Awake, to hearken, to have our
lamps. the Word OF God, trimmed and
burning, and to have oil, the Holy
Spirit. In our vessels-to be living In
an attitude of full conservation to God
Revelation vii. 9. IA. 15).
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Little Boobies Pa
svAMPIRE
MEN MAKE
VAMPIRE
WOMEN.
BY WILLIAM r. KIRK.

Pa took Ma & me down to see the
gimnasim In the ath-lteick club witch
Pa Is member Of. He took us up
to the room WHARF thay have thare
wrassling a. boxing contests. Pa put
on the gloves with q perfessor Of box
ing. & the perfessor got the worst Of
IT, BY the way, sed Pa to the profes-
sor, 7 wud like to have you cum up
TO our house tonite. | am going to
have sum of our married friends
thare. Pa sed, & am anxshus 10
teech the married cuppels what littel
thay doant know alreddy about fite-
ing. Will you be thare?
Yes, sed the professor, will be
thare with bells on.
So last mite the perfessor CAIN up
to our house. & thare was four mar
ried cupples & ma and Me g. Pa. Pa
made a kind OF ring by talking the
label out of the dining room, & then
he calm In with a swetter on & sum
pants & shoes. The perfessor only
took of his coat. You better talk of
yure collar, sed Pa Oh, no, sed the
perfessor, I newer talk of my collar
Wen ladies Is present. IL Is vary
high collar, sed Pa. What IL shud
hit you on top OF the bean & cut yure
throat? will talk that chanst, sed
the perfessor.
Now, ladies & gentlemen. sed Pa,
this is a boxing contest between two
(2) men witch understands every
angle Of the art OF self-defense. Thare
will be littel or no blood shed, sed
Pa, & what littel may be shed will
be the blood OF the perfessOr
How vary brutal, sed one OF the
ladies' How vary interesting. sed a
other lady. I always adored filters. she
sed, ever since the time filter clean
ed up my husband wen he stayed
down town Christmas Eve.
Well, sed Pa, that Is neither here
nor thare. The boxing will now bee
gin. Then the perfessor & Pa went
at II & Pa gave him a awful beeting.
Every time the perfessor stuck out
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the overthrow OF everything contrary
to it. Concerning this manifestation,
we read, When He shall appear, we.
also (the Bride class), will appear
with Him In glory."-Col ILL.,. 4.
II will be In the time OF the pres
ence, the parousia, Of the Son OF man.
for the gathering OF the elect" that
all the Virgins will be awakened by
the message OF the Truth. Some Will
be able to appreciate, others will not
be able to appreciate His presence.
The latter will need to go and buy
the oil, the wisdom, the understand
ing, of the Divine Word. II will cost
some OF them considerable OF self-sac-
rifice and humiliation TO learn their
lessons. Such as obtain the oil in time
will join the party that will go In with
the Bridegroom to the marriage feast.
Then the door TO that High Calling
will close forever.
Thank God that IL Is not as We once
supposed-that the door Of mercy Is
to close, shutting out the foolish Vir'
gins of the Church, together with the
whole world of mankind; and, as we
once supposed, shutting them into
eternal torment. The parable merely
shows that the closed door will ex
ciude any others from coming into the
Bride class, TO be joint-heirs with Mes
siah In His Kingdom. The door will
close because the full number elected
and predestinated to this high honor
will have attained the necessary char
acter-likeness of Christ and will have
stood the necessary testings.
AS no one of the Jewish priests
could ever serve as High Priest II he
had superfuous finger or toe, II Is
thus shown In the type that the anti
typical High Priest, the Messiah, Will
have only definite, fixed number OF
members in His Body-neither one too
few nor one too many. Later on, the
foolish Virgins came TO the door,
but found il forever shut. They lost
the great prize. They were foolish In
that they did not give attention to
getting the oil in time; foolish also
In that they cared too much for the
things of this present life; but they
were Virgins, nevertheless. They fin
ally got the oil, which represents the
Holy Spirit, but too late; The door
was shut, They could not be of the
Bride class. The Master answered,
know you not. could not recognize
you as my Bride.
In view of this the Lord exhorts that
His consecrated followers OF the
Church or Virgin class be constantly
on the alert, because they know
neither the day or the hour OF the
Masters coming and OF the invitation
TO go In to the wedding. The parable
shows, however, that although the
time OF the Masters coming could not
be known in the past. nevertheless, II
would be known to all of the Virgin
class Gin due time" II will be an.
nounced. as indicated in the cry. The
cry will be so loud that all Of the Vir-
gins will hear 1t, even though the
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his left hand Pa beat him to 1t by
sticking out his right hand q little
quicker, & every time Pas right hand
went out II went Smack on the per.
fessors noase Pa knocked down the
perfessor three times, & then he sed
TO Ma. Wife. go out In the bath room
a. git towel a. throw IL In the ring.
III order that this carnage may be
ayerted.
Then Pa pulled of his boxing
gloves & helped the perfessor talk
of his gloves, & while the perfessor
was out In the dining room eating
sum lunch Pa toald all the married
folks how CRATE thing it Is TO know
how to box. I Termed 1t from my
father, Pa sed. He spent several
yeers Of his life riding In box cars.
| think you are perfeck hero. sed
one Of the ladies' wish my husband
cud fife. You are vary CRATE q brave.
Oh. sed Pa, II was nothing. | meerly
did what any man wud do. Jest then
the perfessor calm back in.
Well, sed the perfessor, I must be
going now. Kick in with the kale. I
gave you 81 sed Pa But you promised
me IS moar II wud let you beat me
up, sed the perfessor. No SO loud, sed
Pa, just littel softer. will slip you
that eight tomorrow, sed Pa.
| Will you. sed the .perfessor, then
will slip you two flves right now, q
he started after Pa without no gloves
on. Every time he moved his arms
forward Pas he'd went backward. &c
after a while Pa began TO squeel, &
then the perfessor dident hit him any
moar. am sorry to have did this,
ladies & gents. sed the perfessor, but
this wart promised me ten dollars IL
wud let him beat me. He cuddent
beat a DELEGATES sen bill, sed the per-
| lessor. will now bid you all good
mite.
Pa sed sum things after the folks
was gone, but | wuddent like to ask
, the good, kind printers to print what
| Pa sed.
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BE We therefore ready also, tor tue 50
think not-"-Luke IL 40.
The Great Teacher In today's study
tells us further about His glorious Mes
sianic kingdom and concerning those
who will be accounted worthy TO share
II with Him-as His bride. This para
BILE has not been of general application
all through this Gospel age. H APP
plies merely at the close OF the age
at the present time, we believe. II
does not take into consideration the
world. nor even the nominal church.
but solely. only, the true church. the
virgin class. The word virgin" signi-
fes pure, and in using this term the
Lord implies that he Is referring only
to those who have been justified, by
faith and conservation, because by ma
ture none are pure; none are holy;
none are virgins.
Five Wise-Five Foolish.
One OF the special lessons OF the
parable Is to show that amongst the
pure, the wise, the consecrated people
OF God, there are two classes. For
time thesc will be all together-un-
separated. But in the fulfilling OF this
parable certain circumstances and
conditions and truths Will develop and
separate these two classes OF saints,
virgins.
The parable shows all the virgins
as sleeping. waiting for the coming
of the Bridegroom. Apparently. there
Is no difference; but really there Is
a difference-the wise had larger
supply OF oil than had the foolish.
Then came an announcement OF the
presence OF the Bridegroom and call
to 20 forth 10 meet him. This implies
that something from the prophetic
Word al the appropriate time will call
the attention Of all the Virgin class to
the presence Of Messiah. But at the
Second Advent 1t will be as II was
at the First Advent, when John said
TO Jesus, Behold there standeth one
among you whom We know not We
are not to expect the Second Coming
OF Christ in the flesh, but as spirit
being.
We are to remember that the Scrip
lures outline two distinct features
connected with the Second Coming.
First will come the parousia or pres
ence" OF the Lord, recognizable only
by the Wise and Foolish Virgins. In
his parousia or presence" he will test
and prove his Church, dividing them
into wise and foolish virgin classes
the wise virgins to become the Bride
class and the foolish virgins to be-
come the class who will experience
second grade OF salvation-coming up
out OF great tribulation and becoming
the Bridesmaids, so 10 speak, the
virgins, the Brides Companions, who
follow after her" '(Psalm XIV, 1q.
These will attain great blessings In
spiritual life. but fail TO gain the prize
OF joint-heirship with the Lord In His
Throne, in His Kingdom.
Later on will come the manifesto
ton OF Christ with His Church. in
power and great glory, in the setting
up OF His Messianic Kingdom and in
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-09-24
"F"-BY KIPLNG.

The October American Magazine con-
tains the following new poem entitled
If" by Rudyard Kipling.
IF you can keep your head when all
Are losing theirs and blaming 1t on
you:
If you can trust yourself when all men
doubt you,
But make allowances for their doubt
ing too:
II you can wait and not be tired by
waiting,
Or being lied about don't deal In lies,
Or being hated don't give way to
And Yet don't look too good. nor talk
too wise;
IF you can dream-and not make
dreams your master;
IL you can think--and not make
thoughts your aim,
II you can meet with Triumph and
Disaster
And treat those two imposters just
the same,
IL you can bear to hear the truth
you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap
for fools,
or watch the things you gave your life
to. broken,
And stoop and build EN- up with
worn-out tools;
your winnings
And risk II on one turn OF pitch
and-toss.
And lose. and start again at your be-
ginnings
And never breathe a word about your
loss
IL you can force your heart and nerve
and sinew
To serve your turn long after they
are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing
In you
Except the VIII which says to them:
Hold on
'Tf you can talk with crowds and keep
your virtue,
or walk with Kings-nor lose the
common touch,
II neither foes nor loving friends can
hurt you.
II ali men count with you. but none
too much;
II you can FIJI the unforgiving minute
lance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything
that's In ~.
And-Which Is mOre-you'n be a
Man, my SON.
Copyright, 1910. by Rudyard Kipling
All but the tips of the leaves OF a.
African plant OF the cactus family
grows below the surface OF the ground
the leaf tips being transparent to al
nit light to their lower portions.
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SOMETHING FOR PEOPLE TO THINK ABOUT
WHEN THEY READ THE CENSUS RETURNS

misery like New York. To me. news
Of the growth Of city OF $4,000 In
1900. to a city OF $1,000 in 1910
brings the thought that more peo-
pie In that city are without good air
and comfortable quarters than ever
before. / had much rather hear that
so 900 people had left such a city and
taken to the outlying farms and vii
lagos
1T may be that these cities are the
pride OF civilization. But where In
civilization can one find more DESC
lation, disease, and downright unhap-
piness than In these same great
cities? There Is no more solemn
news in the world today than the
news OF these great and dispropor-
tionate increases in our city popula-
ton that Is coming from the census
bureau in Washington" From the
October American Magazine.
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This is census year. Everywhere
/ go hear people Dragging about
the growth of their home cities ON
many faces and in many newspapers
see the signs of pride over popula-
ton. A middle western state capital
is thrilled over the fact that since
1900 the number Of its inhabitants
has jumped from l25,000 to $4,000,
or "A per cent 1t will be found be
fore this year is over that many OF
our cities have grown 80. 40. or 90
per cent In the same period Of time
And for this piece OF news many will
be glad.
But I am not glad And for the
simple reason that live in the pooh
bah of all our big towns-New York.
BY simple process Of the mind ]
dread to see other communities
marching rapidly on the way To be-
come great centers OF suffering and
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-09-24
From Another Point of View

Have the local Democrats e @ D'd Mr. Thompson
IA VIII somebody please lend the st ate fair UMBRELLA
Speaking OF that automobile the Lajoie
y
Probably going to have a few
a chance
God keep his
Just exactly where II appears to be at this writing
OF
Alps Italy
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EMPLOYEES
APPRECIATE THE TIMES

To the Editor of The Times-We.
the undersigned employees carriers
and clerks) OF Station F., postoffice,
most gratefully acknowledge your aid
in our behalf in your efforts to secure
us Sundays off.
H. NJ. Clifford, |. p. O'Brien, r. s.
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TWO MINUTE VAUDEVILLE
~ FRED scHAEFER.

Slap: So you've a surprised.
Thud: Yes I'm proudt 10
play What do you
Thud:T The tile is
SLAM: Oh. a sort of e. a
a
mans
real vegetables
audience furnishes them
doesn't climb the He
Slap:
leaving But
right In the end
the
all
Slap: In our a eh
lure his broken?
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OBSERVATIONS

DO
now Nine Lima Caaeri the
Chanler for his fortuner
us because
MEx Of things that themselves Theses
|
they wish throw good time" side
49, IL hasn't been bargain
In Rome As OF that
depended on her ability the
she sell
MOST who life
the She landed high
he is a
for the lords OF creation and
poetic justice.
IL the to
Is very probabe will be- fitting DEMOCRATS
TO MAKE GOOD!
IL - The a look
be progressive majority minor~
y In supporting the insurgent Republicans
|b--j The thought $
pressed o a Tsxasp paper:
Lord
Democratic
make
tail downhil pull and
daey newly elected he
The Republican
will fr-clad
hills Maine will white
hills OF old
o9 behind Golden possible
Illinois. Michigan
oRAToRY Washington Abraham
V-S A. Balinger Julius Alexander Hamilton,
Rameses hold
nations and so forth and and all the rest Of it.
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BY the way. hobble pocketbooks
are also very much worn.
Before telling a girl she is the APP
pie of your eye, be sure she isn't al
ready paired.
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n hisper the Name
Of the Man..ShOut the
Name of the Woman
There's a Powerful Sermon In the
h Story Of the Tragedy In CIeve-
land. Which Story, How
ever, 10 the Old, Old
One.


None Of in worlds big family Ii too strong
We all have and moments Of weakness
This just frail than Of the rest Of
tits an occasion that calls for exempNAcaton chayw
1t least be slow to condemn
Loyal friends of the man in the community seadfsst and de-
fend him as loyal friends should do
They refuse believe that Of q
Against the charge of inAdey oowardce that
story tragic they possibility Of mental
having hours his business until
the chord of snapped.
One his pays having most hon
orable man."
Friends upon such weigh their words
\ 70 lake account OF
circumstances publics knowledge
yet charity friends compe for them
fS The MAN is not lacking in friends or charity
But there is yet for the
WOMAN
Where are iend-where while her
pages bOdace type white
newspapers tracking door the underworld
taking careful the rsssss and their addressed
sympathy bespoken for the manvhsrs this
human sympathy anyhow, when 1t comes to the W0AANf
Wasn't it ever So will be explained
has been through SHIELD the
MAN DAMN the
a strong tragedy and for
husbands stronger growing
womanhood
forgot the he pledged the altar who
forgot his home children and forgot those whose confidence
he held, DEATH
The fate of forgot forgot
mother is LIFE.
bullet intended end her existence done its
work
lightly upon head and they for
eiven and forgotten.
fall double force and forgiven
and forgotten.
tragedy lived would have taken again
his place among his fellows
E8 There only road left for the
"a Women will not pick her up
6 - Men will help send her down.
Understand US Alright, please
loyalty MAN inspiring and good
70 look upon.
ynd conception INDEPENDENTLY mind whose power
during active and successful bust
looking friendship
{ charity.
only calling the Of the spirit
o the and asking 1t for all
We will s not blameless
But there is the point
always passing
Judgment denied her share defense sympathy
$ long the world goes round.
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<.1here were 41.51s marriages in New
York city in 1903.
4. ,Ballinger is much in the position
q . man hanging by his fingertips
nom trestls TO let the train pass.
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NOT AT ALL SEDENTARY.

doesn't
wading through his and column Of
figures; and
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The past As hours the wires be-
tween Detroit and Cleveland have
been busy with the details Of q hor-
rible tragedy.
It is a sad story they have brought
back to the home city of a man prom
inent in business, successful and rich,
husband and father and holding
the confidence, esteem and good word
of trusting close acquaintance.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-09-24

All but the tips of the leaves OF al
African plant OF the cactus family
grows below the surface OF the ground
the leaf tips being transparent to ai-
nit light to their lower portions.
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m MzkMn raEAeHNGsE \
1e 9zaHsnSegaA ee sfapas
WISE AND FOOLISH VIRGINS.

Matthew 25;1-13-Oct 2
Y for the So n OF cometh hour when ye
.
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Do of the OF
now Nine Lima Cavaier the
Chaner for
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In all times In all Chimes II has been the accepted
OF things that women give ali OF themselves In th
anairs, while men give only much OF their lives
they wish to throw away In good time" on the 81
IL hasn't been bargain
The San Francisco call., 1910-04-10
Made-Over Cockade

TT AVE you an old coque plume?
ri One OF those ever attractive
- greenish bronze-colored affairs,
made OF the long tail feathers OF our
family friend, the rooster? Well, now
IL the time to restore him to his origi-
nal glory. He can never be any more
in fashion than this season
He Is no longer a winter commodity,
for spring has ushered him out OF the
barnyard into the presence OF the head
miliiner OF most establishments.
Take the separate feathers and wire
them together with that finest of mil
linery wire, which is silk covered, into
first a snail close bunch with a good
stem by which to fasten the cockade
to the hat. Then fasten to half OF its
feathers. halfway up, another bunch;
wire them fast, and to half OF these
secure another bunch
Proceed in this way until the height
of the cockade is suitable for your
purpose, and with sufficient wire,
wrapping all along. to make a firm
mass OF feathers that will not fall
when placed.
By using quantity of the separate
feathers in each bunch and by aine
the cocAade as you make Il. a perfect
one Of Its kind may result from feath-
ers You might have discarded
The San Francisco call., 1910-04-10
Remodel Lace Blouse

+" HE all-over lace waist. which 81 a
perfectly good leftover from ths
- wardrobe Of two years ago. may
be worked into this-year's garment OF
quite good and reliable style by max
ing as part OF il a white cotton voila
skirt with a paneled back and front,
the panels extending up over the shoul-
ders, where they are scanned together
This will leave the side cores OF tho
skirt belted In.
A complete garment you will now
have, which is TO be slipped on over
the lace blouse.
How satisfying to be able to use n
good garment without making It COM
pletely over!
If desirable. the SOllar and cuffs maSl
oe removed, leaving the lace bodice coll
larless and with three-ouarter sleeves
Motifs cut from the discarded lace
may possibly be so shaped that they
can be used as insets upon the upper
or waist portion OF the long voii0
panels.
The San Francisco call., 1910-04-10
Some Hints for
the Amateur
YEATNESS Is always a reouisite

YEATNESS is always q requisite Of
M good sewing. and besides the
- fact that durability IL increased,
there is satisfaction In knowing that
the inside OF a garment need not be
withheld from a critical eye. Binding
the seams Is a little thing, but most
effectual in the attainment OF the neat
ness that marks the careful sewer.
If 1t Is difficult to adjust binding. the
edges Of seams can be pinked-a method
in favor with tailors. There Is no fray
ing Of the edges, and the bulky line il
obviated.
Hens Of heavy material can be sue
cessfully ana neatly finished IL the raw
edge Of Just one turn be stitched down
underneath pliable tape OF the same
color. Two rows OF stitching are nee
essary. but the scheme il worth trial.
II bias strip be used for binding arm
holes or seams. it can be adjusted easily
and evenly II It be creased in the center
before it is placed on the edge of the
seam.
When attaching a collar, never allow
any fulness at the back of the bodice,
unless, OF course, there is regular gath
ering. If by any chance the collar line
Of the bodice has stretched, hold 1t in
to the straight collar. allowing the extra
fulness to be disposed of from the front
edge to the shoulder seam.
When cutting very sheer chiffons, ba-
tistes or soft materials. it is well to
draw thread as guide line.
1t is better to shrink washable mate
rials before making them into garments.
A little salt in the water will set the
color. and 1t is only necessary to wiring
out and hang by the selvedge on the
line.
When fastening a dress at the back,
1T should be hooked from right to left.
1t Is always advisable to hold all full
ness, whether 1t be Of the sleeves or the
skirtband. toward the person when sew
ing 1t to a plain piece of material.
Skirt braids of worsted or mohair
should be shrunken before they are sewn
to the skirt. The main point to remem-
ber Is to hold the braid fiat and to sew
the top edge with fine hemstitches.