The Nome daily nugget., 1910-08-08
THE LOOKER-ON

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II the great. Immortal Shakespeare
- his day had lo put up with such act
Ors aud speakers as did tee crowd in
the Eagle Hall last Saturday evening.
especially une OF the hearers. it is little
wonder that br was farcvd o. write.
-. II "ffends me To tho soul IL hear "a
robustiuus perry-Wigggd patcd follow
tear a passion To- tattcrs to very rag"
etc, and then m another section Ia
write: There Toe players Who have SCI
strutted and beloved that htyv
thought some ~ natures tourucymcu
had made mau and not made ta,m
we'll"
What fine combination Tor catch
ing votes: First. human fog horn
sends forth its blasts until The glrth
and sea trcmblrs and as the ro1r goes
reyerberating into space tn voters. OF
suckers. Is they Viii Ia. referred Ia
after the election. viii b,. freat,ne
and scatter in every direction Ia run
W against tho Gil-nct. then Transferred
To the wfckyr-Snam basket sim -omc
people believe there is no sport in poll
tics.
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One cannot tell just where "A fellow
ri a
he has been tested by The long green.
here in Alaska.
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Training will out. fer an aId school
master Who attended thu Sham meet
ing Saturday evening proceeded t.
mark SLIPPERY Jim" ON the answers
he gave to the questions rropauudcd
t. him BY the Nugget When NJ GET
through. the result Of his markings
showed minus 100 per cent. In answer
IL the question y lat he meant bs .,uaH.
= rate. the old sekaolmaster said. If
Eel-Bath Jimmy had ten NOR, qres-
tions To- answer ou The same basis of
the good work he has just performed
he would receive another minus LOO per
cent. and that would equal Plus aud
bring him back To the place of begin
ming
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Baliinger hates to % 90 his Govern
ment meal ticket We'll. did you eyer
see fellow with that kind Of rom,
and board willing IL Ief GO w nav
heard of such = man, hut IL was taken
IL an asylum and placed in "a padded
cell The tenacits Of some Govern
ment fed ofiee-holders would cause a
nll-blooded bulldog to blush when it
comes To a question of holding en
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For shame II CRY with the pessimists.
cynics and misanthropes that Alaska
will surely go to the devil unless I'm
elected" and To say it after having
been weighed in the balance AMI found
wanting gives to such utterancrs that
queer ring as if the speaker We're
working in conjunction with the
double-crnss.
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The latest form Of freIess cook r.
has an electric attachment You put
the feed into the cooker get it Ia h.i.-
ing, then shut off the current and ut
her cook" This eliminates the use Of
the cook stove entirely. and in IA feN
years stoves or heaters will be an I'm
known quantity in the ordinary house
mold in large cities. for with electric
freless cookers and heat furnished
from = central heating plant. what use
Will there he for sucha
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The mining that has been going on
throughout the District has beer lost
sight of for the time being on account
of the election Of Delegate. but the
work has been going steadily on and
the gold will soon be reaching the
local banks. for there is water i'm
plenty for all the miners To wash out
their pay dirt in any part of Seward
Peninsula
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First Citizen-"The Democrats don't
seem To be very active in this DELEGATE,
campaign"
Second Citizen-"I should say not.
Why, they are ANYTHING but active. A