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Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08

First, a list Of occasions when swearing
seems necessary could be framed up. They
could be divided into three grades, de-
pending upon the urgency of the occasion.
First, hot second, red hot, and third, chain
lightning. Hammering the thumb while
lacking down the carpet might be poul-
uced up with a few hot ones, or No. /
cuss words"
There are some things that mere Ian
guage, no matter how feverish, could not
Danish from the memory" comments
Father, becoming interested in the scheme
mo. might hold the subway hog for
while after he steps on a chaps pet
corns," is Sons belief. The red hots ought
to get away with fresh ianitor, scrappy
trolley car conductor, the cashier who slips
you Canadian or wooden money, and
similar pests"
THE third category of explosives, take
It," Father muses., must be reserved for
things extremely villainous"
quite true, quite true, Father" admits
Son. THE triple jolnted, zigzag cuss words
should be used only by husbands in re-
preaching their wives when the meals
are not served promptly on time"
What recourse then, has the poor,
down-trodden housewife?" Father asks, in
a voice vibrant with sympathy for the fair
sex.
Tears, bitter tears" concludes Son.
with a cloudburst of the damp stuff she
can usually make a dictionary of cuss
words look like one lone lollypop after all
the neighborhood kids have had a lick
at It."
Copyright 1910 by the N. Y. Herald Coz
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08

have improving books at the library there
The librarian, who is an awfully nice old
lady, was dreadfully rigid when asked her
II she had one of the latest books Char
lotte Cooper had recommended to me
Once when l was driving to the village, l
saw a young man and l was so overcome
by the sight that l lost control OF the
horse and it ran away. Luckily, ] was
able TO pull him down before he had run
very far A professor lives there who is
considered very clever. He has the most
enormous mouth and his teeth are all an
entirely different size and color lie came
over and proposed to me last spring, and
accused me Of leading him on, because one
night when il was dark l couldn't see
what he looked like and forgot, l thanked
him very politely for handing me a coat.
The last time ] saw him he got quite
violent about It, grasping a big black UNI
brclla all the time. l kept imagining that,
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08
GOVERNMENT NOTICES
NOTICE.


United States OF America, District of Ne
traska omaha DIVISION, s.:
Whereas A libel has been filed in the
district court OF the United States for the
District OF Nebraska, Omaha division, on
the 18th day of August. 1910, by f. 5.
Howell, United States attorney for tho
district of Nebraska. on behalf OF the said
United states, as libelanL against one
hundred and fifty thousand (more or lessl
process and monition of the court, that ell
persons interested in said one hundred and
nifty thousand (more or less) ice cream
cones may be cited TO appear and answer
the premises and that all due proceedings
being had the said one hundred and fifty
thousand (more or less) ice cream cones
may be decreed TO be seized for confisca-
may be condemned as being adulteTated in
viola ton OF ana within the meaning OF the
act OF congress of June 50, 1906. and that
the same may be disposed or by destruc-
tion or sale as the court may direct.
Therefore, In pursuance or SAID mon.
ton, under the seal OF said court TO me
directed and delivered on the 18th day OF
orally unto all persons having or pretend.
ing to have any right, title or interest in
said one hundred and fifty thousand (mors
or less) ice cream cones, to appear before
the said court. In the city of Omaha, in said
district, on the l2Ih day OF September 1910,
next az II be a court day or else on the
next court day thereafteTl. at 10 o'clock in
10 answer the said libel and to make known
their allegations in that behalf Dated at
Omaha. IN said district. this nth day OF
August, 1910. VIM. +. Warner u. 8 Mar.
shall for the District OF Nebraska.
a ID to S 3
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08
A Terrible PunIshment.

She was about 10 years old, and arrarently
very unhappy. A swollen face served to
diagnose the case at a glance as an ad-
vanced stage of toothache. over the door
they entered was a sign which, being in
terpreted, read Doctor Of Dental Surgery. %
The mother led her to the operating chair
and smoothed back her tousled hair as she
laid her head I'm the little rest Looking
her straight in her eye. with finger poised
for emphasis, the mother said: Nov,
Edith, If you cry, I'll never take you to a
dentist again. September Lippincotts.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08

indigestion. You are told to eat them thee
times a day, either cooked or raw. Young
onions or scallions, are excellent eaten
with plenty OF salt; also lettuce with salt
and plenty Of olive oil; but no vinegar or
red pepper
Seepessness is the greatest menace that
tired or overwrought nerves have for
beauty and health. sleep may be induced
by warm milk slipped slowly, or, II this is
ineffective. by long draughts Of cool water
and a cold bandsge around the brow.
The French word etiquette" really means
label" or ticket" How, then, comes
IT 10 denote conventional forms OF cere-
mony?"
II Is said that q certain Scottish gar
dener in charge Of Louis NIV's garden at
Versailles was very much put out because
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08
Classified.

Upon the recent occasion Of the dedica-
ton OF the court house in an Indiana town
many prominent citizens We're called upon
FOR speeches. One of them, more blessed
with money and confidence in himself than
with education, distinguished himself by
the following immortal sentiment which he
delivered with a grand air
"All mankind" said he. his thumb in his
buttonhole, and looking around impressively
upon his hearers-"all mankind is divided
into two classes, one Of whom l am which. '
September Lippincott's
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08

inc couruers walked over his beds. To
Keep orr these trespassers he placed labels
or etiquettes"-at various spots,
WIN instructions as to the proper paths
Al nrst the naughty courtiers did not
ueIfh 10 notice these pacards, but a hint
from hIgn quarters that their walks In
future must be within the "etlquettcs'
compelled their obedience
This, according to the story originated
our present use Of the word 'etioustte 4"
bag IN heavy Persian silk, with mount
ings In Roman gold, "a a beauty. The
price is So and II Is worth H. The en-.
yelopo tsquarcj shape Is the Fashionable
design for fan, oblong shaped bags being
considered passe
| The K nN N lhn slt,ln ~. IL.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08
DOUBLE YOUR MONEY

Do you want to buy good townsIte? We
have II Just fresh from the government
with perfect title. l20 lots now surveyed
ana about 50 OF them sold with about "
buildings now completed in the town on
railroad that has six daily trains, with ex-
eellent service. This townsite includes 100
acres OF the very best OF second bottom
land with fine timber for parks and also
fine stream Of water running through e.;
line openings for almost all kinds OF bust
ness especially bank. hotel anu elevator
grand bargain II sold In thirty days. Al
dress Powell Land & Loan Co.. Powell
Stanley county. ). ID.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08
AiIsesnuaeouL

RAvE YoU Farm FoR SALE on
TRADEf or DO you want 70 buy onss
Make your want known through THE DES
MONIES CAPITAL. the want medium Of
Iowa. Rates: I cent q word for each inser,
ton. Cents . inc. 70 cents an inch. Cir
eulatiOn. l,Ooo: largest OF any Iowa daily
Give us trial, Address The Capital LAM
Dept. DeS MoinsA. Iowa
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08
wYOnInK.
5000 ACRES JUST OPENED,

5000 ACRES JUST OPENED,
Carey Act lands at Wheatland Wyo.
Obtain home now that's sure 10 produce
and double In value before paid for Plenty
OF water now on the land. Also selling
choicest farm lands In Iowa colony, near
Cheyenne. Great alfalfa and grain crops
grown here every year. Healthiest climate
purest water. good markets. For excursion
lates, valuable maps, laws, write Hartung
Land Co.. special state Agents. Cheyenne,
WVOs
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08

SECTION of Gregory county. South Da.
kota, land for sale. This section has tlm.
per, running water fed by springs. lots Of
nay, 70 acres broken. $50 acres can be
plowed' all fenced, one-half mile from
school. three miles from one railroad town
the very best all around farming and stock
raising section In Gregory county, South
owner, FalrfaX. =, ..
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08

MONEY MAKING 400 acre corn farm out
from Sioux Fails: nine-room house, two
stories, hardwood finish: barn 50 by IS;
other buildings; large grove, orchard with
apples, black walnut trees; all can be cul.
tivated; fenced and cross fenced; telephone;
rural mail; $40 per acre under price for
quick sale; crops never were better. Write
me at once. H. A. Silvius. owner. SIouy
balls, Is. ID.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08
HERALD Coz ~ mAs aauA

lutely unknown there. Mother writes that
L ought to come and stay at home for
awhile, as I have been away for so long.
suppose l had better go, as 1 haven't
been there since the spring. I can put in
a course of reading, or something improv-
ing like that. The trouble is they only
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08
REAL ESTATE FOR RENT

~@AcRE fruit farm. fine house all bear.
ing fruit chicken house, alfalfa. and ali
kinds OF berries.
NOWATA LAND g. LOT CO.
Ss New York Life Bldg. Phone. He'd lss0
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08

COME to the Blue Blanket valley IN Wal
worth Co., s. D. 1 Will sell you improved
or unimproved land you wish; no sand
stone or gumbo; l0O per cent pillow land
Land Is selling readily ana increasing in
price; near towns, on telephone lines and
H. +. u. routes; main line OF the C., D.. &
st. +. to the Pacific coast. w. 3. Myler,
selby. s. ID.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08
wIscoasIn.

80 ACRES LEVEL LAND. Is cultivated
balance pasture, b-room house, large barn
chicken house, spring and trout brook on
farm, miles from station, school on land
1850. easy terms. Tom o. Mason, Island
City State bank. Cumberland. Wis
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08
Texas.

TEXAS GULF COAST LANDs--write
VIII Johnson a. Co, Yoakum, Tex, for
folder telling about their lands which are
located on new line OF railroad and In
rapidly developing district.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08

II you want turn a business PROPOSE.
uon quickly. The Bee is the proper medium
Tor reaching the people who are interested.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08

but said my hair seemed TO be all right and
didn't think 1t needed any moro pins.
This would be an awful spot for an en-
gagged couple. l must ay-that our own
place is quite perfect except that unless
one imports them, young men are abso-
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08
SOuth Dakota.
WHY PAY HIGH RENT,

WHY PAY HIGH REMIT
Mr.. Farmer, come 10 South Dakota; stop
paying nigh rents; own your own farm
spend the money for your improvements
that you are pay ing in Iowa in high rent
We own twenty quarters or land here
that we can sell you for SIS 10 $50 per acre
on terms you can't beat; $l,VO 10 N,6VO down.
balance on payments at per cent.
Come here before the snaps are all gone,
For full information write nIxon Bros,
or Bank or seneca. Faux county. 3. ID.
THE IDEAL HOME" or 40 ACRES,
situated in the Big sioux valley, four miles
south of CastlewOod, the county seat OF
Hamlln county, South Dakota, go acres Of
deep black loan, under yearly cultivation;
100 acres in pasture and 100 In the beautiful
springfield Lake Florence, with its sylvan
scenes and sparkling waters, deep and pure
and filled with fish ana game In season
and nearby is the home. a fourteen room
house, large barn, two sranaHes. chicken
house. hog house and woven wire pasture
corn silo, machine house. small barn ard
numerous small buildings, all In good con.
1iuon, with windmill, three wells and els
tern, all surrounded by beautiful grove
Price, $500. on good terms. by NJ. J. Rus
sell, Cast!ewood, y. D.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08

he looked AT her fatusously and said
Darling, do you remember the time you
sat up till nearly morning mendng my
trousers for meg"
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08

1900 Acres in Nebraska

The best equlpeu, best paying ranch at
the price in the state. Price $5O,OVO, easy
terms
NowATA LAND & LOT CO.
65s NJ Y Life Bldg Phone Red 1899
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08

EASTERN MONTANA LAND.
Three sections OF Dawson county land In
one block at a bargain II taken In the next
thirty days. These are steam-plow sec
tions. other lands at bargain prlceS No
better time to buy lands than right now.
II you are looking for Investment or good
farm. write George Z. HAYWARD. Glendlva
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08
REAL ESTATE
FARM AND RANCH LAND FOR SALE


2f0-ACRE farm within IS miles OF Mime
lpolis ak miles from the county seat; has
l2O acres under cultivation, balance timber
and pasture. all high land price SIS per
acre; one-half cash, balance on easy terms,
and 10 situated on main Travelled road, one
mile from school. This Is bargain and
will bear the most strict investigation.
For further particulars write NJ. 3, huther-
lord a. Co., Princeton. MINI.
See me ABOUT Minnesota farms OF all de-
scripuons. They are priced right
THE HONEST LAND NAN
II. 4. BULLS. WAShCA- MINI.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08
MANIFESTATIONS

YOUNG MAN desires place to work for
board while attending school. Boyles Col
lege. Both phones.
AS COOK or chambermaid by experienced
colored lady. Phone A-356S.
AT LIBERTY moving picture operator
who understands his business. Phone Doug
las 1896.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08

Ia MSSOITRl

800 acres l2 miles southeast OF Kansas
City; IS acres fine bottom land In cultiva.
ZION, balance four pastures: nicely wat.
cred, fine two-story frame house; good
tenant mouse good barn, cribs, ETC.; all
fenced with wire and board; l mile to
town, school ana church. For quick SAN
kz2 per acre: no trade.
GEORGE KUMPF.
e03-205 Sheidley Bldg., Kansas City, Mo.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08
FAKMs I'M rHE CoRN hEI-r

FARMS IN THE CORN BELT
An improved quarter section In Gregory
county. s. D.. ~ miles from Burke, 81
miles from Gregory; ali fenced; small ser
OF improvements; ~ acres under cGItiva
uon. Price $40 per acre
100 acres. one mile from town, Tripr
county; price So per acre.
A half section. "a miles from witten
price SIS per acre.
80 per acre,
A nice half section miles from Dallas
) miles from Colomb; price SIS per acre
T. II. HARRINGTON,
Bell 1912 Iowa Bldg. Sioux City, Ia
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08
Oklahoma.

$40 ACRES 500 level; 200 crop. 100 hog
tight; two houses, wells, spring, nve-ton
scale, shop, four mules, four horseS sl1
cows, seventy-five hogs, tools. Price. Sl4 OOO
Three smaller farms rent or sell Owner
William Rarick, Clifford, ok.
S2O-ACRE FARM five miles Covington,
Okla, 100 acres in cultivation, good inn
provements, orchard, vineyard, alfalfa good
water, quarter mile to German church,
schoolhouse on farm, $500 Can give
terms. Be quick. This is bargain
Childers Bros. Covington, Okla.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08

DECIDED frontier lands. relinqushments.
town property, business chances and detail
Information regarding the Standing Rock
Indian reservation. Reference, Mcintosh
State Bank, address Great Western Land
& Loan Co., Mcintosh. s. ID.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08
FORTY BUSHEL WHEAT LAND,

Buy land where 1t rains, rains. rains. We
own and control 10000 acres OF Cheyenne
county, Nebraska's choicest farm land not
on the market The heaviest crop yielding
county in the state. Alfalfa also a leading
crop Write for free literature and full
particulars at once. Agents wanted every
where. -
FUNDINGSLAND INVESTMENT CO.,
SIDNEY, NEB.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08
WANIED--TO REM

We Are Getting Numerous Calls
For Houses OF All s. List with Ia
NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO..
"a n. Y. Life Bldg. Phone Red 1854
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08
Burlington

Burlington statiOn-Tenth q Mason
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08

The Key to the situatioa-s"e Want Ads
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08
SAFETY RAz0RS

GILLETTE blades resharpened, 25c dozen,
ibc half dozen, 21kc each. Mail them 70
Harvey & Co., Box 7eI. Omaha. Neb.
Omaha daily bee., 1910-09-08
WGNiED--I0 BUY

BEST PRICE paid for second hand fur
Douglas 1911.
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B6LLINGER TO SEE TtFT.
And after Him Meyer The Presidents
nrst IgrOken

BEVERLY. Mass July The absolute
rest which Secretary Norton promised
President Taft for the ten DAYS beEinnin z
July probably will not materially"
Mr Norton announced late this afternoon
that Secretary Of the Interior Rallinger
- IA. m Beverly on TUESDAY
The President has a lot Of land ufice
business and reclamation tangl"4 - talk
over with Mr. BallinEer and il pretty sure
20 cunsurn" plenty Of time in finishing IL
After Mr Ballinger departs S"cretA ~
81 the Stvy Never Is eKpe ctsd a. call
The Pre.i,ient had good rest to-day
IN tho morning he played golf with his
brother Henry W Taft Of New York
and m the afternoon he motored on the
Nor'h Shore road for a couple n hour~
To-mOrrow mes going to Salem - attend
m" fprtieth anniversary Of the paStorn q"
Of he Rev J n Frnnk % the Grace Epis-
tOral Church Ou Monday h. will make
rushing auto tour through Boston =
suburbs and speak to the National Edu.
cation A-rociation ia the Har, ard stadium
at Cambridge.
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rROr. fECK spENDED NOV
Recess WIN Fun Pay From iIls summer
Academic NrtIyitIrS.

Prof Harry Thurst on Peck Of Columbia
University received yesterday a rcgist ere,
letter from the committee on education
II the trustees IL the college Uhc com
mittee that originally requested through
President Butler that the professor resi- gn
and in that letter Prof Peck was informed
that he was suspended from acaderni,
duties until IN" board % trustees shall
take further action. The letter was an
official communication signed by John u
Pine. clerk II the hoard Of trustees
The notice 81 his suspension dill NJ,
seem 10 worry Prof. Peck much
Il means said he yesterday that |
don't do any work this summer and keep
IN drawing my salary Just the sane.
wouldnt mind Il they KEEP, oh suspendng
IN" Tor years ~ that ratio You SEQ tho
trustees cannot Tnret ~ body until Pre-i.
dent Butler returns IN October after my
breach 81 promise suit has bcen rie,l and
my name cleared. The meeting - tho
committee was Illegal anyway. ~ have
heau Informed bv member e the BOARD
Of trustees who u on my side in this Igh'
do NOT care To make his name public now
nor give his reasons Tor regarding the
nea, ing rs Illegally called. hut the fact re.
mains that IL was
The meet ing ~ the committee that aus.
p.ndrd Prof Peck was held ou June -. but
he did not rccaive notice until yesterday
Dr Edward Toe. chairman - the com
mittec. repeated his former assertions
Yesterday that the trustees had nothing
70 say about the matter
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CHOP rHEIR Own nor >Es.
RiNerSIti- Drive Owners Nav save the
rark Dcpartmrnt the Labor.

Men from the Park Department dumped
scafolding and danger signs in front Of
iu6 Riverside Drive yesterday aud that
was all they did DO This ~ house
owned 10y Mrs Mary Cook and il one ot
those whose fronts must ba shaved On a.
the Appellate Division of the supreme
Court DECIDED recently that IL. together
with the other houses on the block he
twe-n West Eghtv--econd and Eighty
third streets .ncroached on city prop
crty Il Is likely. however. that the Park
Department will not h" pushed TO the
necrSsty OF doing the actual shearing
A. Commissioner Slower was informed
Yesterday that the owner of 10? River
side Drive will ~ prepared 10 make the
alterations to comply with IN" order 81
the supreme Court, and i seems likely
that the owners 81 the five other houses
will submit - the inev table and have the
work don" IA their own way instead Of
compelling the CITY Ia do IL
The fact that eleven wears 90 n seventy
year-od woman was unable to TO the
northwest from her hay windows may
cause a great many buildings in this
city To lose their imposing fronts. accord
ing to Edwin l. Kalish counsel for Mrs
Charlotte \ Ackerman. whose aiit
against Clarence r True. the owner Of
i"2 In 1879. hogan IN. troihe Mrs
Alderman was very proud of her houss
on Eighty -.N"nnd street that adioin% the
lot n.'Nt "a lU2, which she also owns and
when she found that she was unable IN
get good view Of III" river 20 the north
west from her second story hay windows
she logan slIi' against the owner Of IO2.
which ca: IN th. view bv it, four foot
enCron' hnent on ritv properly
Mrs Alderman had dies igned that
house on Eighty -Ascond street herself
and -h. finally Eo' the courts TO decide
after eleven years IL litigation that she
had a right to an unob~t ruct"d view from
IL The famous case of Alderman against
TrI" was prolonged. said Mr. kalish
Yesterday. because 81 "A PROCESSION Of
constantly changing owners ~ IIo River
sid.. Drive but n was finally settled IN
Mrs Acksrrnan's favor TN" 81 the
threatened houses. namely los. formerly
belonged 10 Joseph Jefferson. the actor
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san ~ HER mrs.
cot Harprii's ume Hm BnIs IN Ih- I.ninE
Rndi Forget Them.

p,LIIMoET July :, Mr. G"orer Bar-
nett wife II Iol. George Rnrncit. rom
rraHdcr ~ Nh" American Legation Guard
IN Pekin. received from Detectives Bradley
and B"rr"y to-day two afty dollar hills
which hey found n tn" Innings of two has
which the owne- had sont Ia ba repaired
Mrs I'srn'tt. who was the widow 81
IN" late Basil Gordon when she married
Col Barnett had just returned from
China and was preparing to visit friends
In Virginia Not wishing 10 open her
town house on North Charles street. she
had engaged apartments NJ the Hotel
B.lvedsre. Some weeks ago she nut the
money In the hats a. an emergency fund
On Thur-day morning Mrs Barnett sent
three 20 her hats to Sigmund A Son To
h. repaired Last night she remembered
the sIOO which she mad concealed and
tried to get into communication with
the Arm which WIS repa airing them. Mr.
Sigmund refused tn go back Ia his store.
saying that his employees were honest
and the money would lie safe
This morning when the doors Of the
Sigmund concern were opened the two
plnin clothes men asked 20 view the thr-e
hate The repair work had no, been
started In the Innings the Detectives
found IN" bills
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sam M WASN'T CHEWIyG q, ",
Bui H- Was. and cadet Crear T. Dismissed
From West Point.

WAsHISdToS. July {? Chewing gum
brought about tire dismissal 81 Cadet
Everett Carleton Crenr n member 81 the
nth class NJ the United States Military
Academy NJ West Point Cadet Crcar
was a member at the punishment squad
M the academy on May 81 last The officer
OF the guard ASKED him II lac vas chewing
gam. Cadet Crear replied that he was
not. he WAS charged with making a
false statement and found guilty RI.
wn- sentenced - bo dismissed from the
service Ill- dismissal took enec, on
Jun" % last. CTear was appointed To
the Military Academy from the Twenty
third Congress dist riot 81 New York. The
court ms rtial record was made public az
the War Department to-day
ALBANY. July 2. Cadet Crear NaR for
merry a mrmbsr of Company A. Tenth
Regiment. located IN Albany. lie figured
In IN" recent inquiry into conditions IN
tn. second battalion of tn. regiment
he was arrested for perjury by order 81
the court Of inquiry His dishonoraDls
discharge from the National Guard was
recommended To- Gov. Hughes. Who sub
soguentlY gave CT-aT "A hearing The
matter VAS left oI-n and Cr"ar returned
20 Vest Point His defence az that time
was that when he denied certain things
when be- was first examined he belle, ed
he wns acting within his rights.