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MEETINGS.
NOTICE OF ANNUAL MEETING
To STOCKHOLDERS OF
WELLS FARGO d COMPANY.

You are hereby notified that the next Annual
Meeting Of The stockholders % sad company
- so election Of Directors for Iae ensuing
Ia. and the transaction OF such other oEsi-
Tles- as may come before the meeting, vii De
hold n the Office ~ the Company d Broad
uav New YORK City. y. Z. on Thursday
October -. 1910. az ten clock A N -
The Transfer Books viii be closed a. 3 = n,
October 3 1910 and remain closed until 10
- II. October Il, 1910.
A ". ZIsIaIEEMANcS. Secretary
NFFRGFNTHA LINOTYPE CO
The annual rr-ecing u rhe ErockholdeTs OF me
NTF-Fr,F-N<T-F5 AIER LINOTYPE COMPANY VIII
~. TeId al the Office of the Company, Tribune
r-5.fTsfrr No l.. Nassau Street. New York. on
7--edrezdav OCTOBER 1att. 1870. eleven o clock
a RI for tho election q a Board OF nlile -
-a--ors ans fo~ r. transaction OF such other
business as ulzv rr8De-ly come before the meet
~ FRED x =. NAEBCRID
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EXPORTS OF MERCHANDISE.

1910 1903 1908
M, - o., II SIG O9G IA SIT GO 554 Il $50. h2T
y 5an 52I $50 G9e 4s5. oo4 .034 4s3. 12s. 25
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COLLATERAL TRUST NOTES.
FURNISHED by swartwout X ApPeHzellar, No 40 /
Pine street,

approx
Name. Maturity Ibl,' ASS yiell
Am Cigar = p G. Mch 10. lSli- ssfs IOV5s 30
do . e. AIch -. 1872 .---... ~. 20 DO
Bait & Ohio c. Mich 10. l9li S9S< 4Up 4-Nl
Go A.. p C.. June. 1913 90 20 800
Beth Steel Corp p e. Nov. 1918 70 = tnt- 30
Chic & Alt p C. Mich -. 1915 tS-S ugss 30
Gin II 4 ID p C. July. IBIS - - 80 DO
G & e. & - l. p G, June, lHlI lNv39s lt~,1 $50
u q II equip al c. July l9--- 1n'--a 1ol = -
Erie p C.. April ;. 1871 ~ 3 iou34 DO
Gen Rubber y . c. July, 1910 - pa 200
Hudson Cos . G. Oct 10, 19ll- - ~ 10
do C. Feb. l9l3.---.-..- -, 90 81
INTERIOR X T q c. May. 1911 los lO-ss To
Kan ~ X q / Is T. G. sept. A9I-- 9o' W 30
do C.. May Is. tal3-.,.-- - " 10
LRCka steel 2 C. Mch. lsl3-- - 80 t.iV
MINI 4 - I. 8 p C. Feb 1911 49, Ht1s TOO
Mis- X q T c. Aug, lBll--- wa SSi- 90
y Central Lines equip p c. -.
Nov i9lO-'22.1 -.-..- so y c bast.
do 2 p C. Jan. igli-'25 1890 4esH4fs p e basis
G. q : I, Al. - - Feb 19i2 971 0TTs 6ss
do D @. Mch 1913. ~ StA 500
southern Rv D C.. Feb. 1913 - HS.f 30
Tidewater Co q y c, June. 1915 .toSTs lvtss< 9-en
Western z & T 5 p C, Feb Iol2 ss- tstN . -
w'house E&M D c. Aug 1913 o"'s 1o'ts $50
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BONDS.

5000 . MGFtD ID Is SIS sSss ss@s -,
It. 800 West Pac 5s.-. "a. 90 49, ~
SELLS cents. per share. todd lots
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BOSTON CURB STOCKS.

Furnished By J. Thomas Reinhartt. " .
Broad street. New Hork, ana No - L'eN o'-
shire street. Boston b
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GOVERNMENT BONDS.

The following shows Yesterdays closing
quotations for government bonds. COM
pared with Mondays.
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FERRY COMPANIES

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ronE sRegistered and coupons ssteriing
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PUBLIC UTILITY SECURITIES.

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so 60 Wall street,
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NEW YORK CITY BONDS.

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PHILADELPHIA STOCKS.

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Broad street. New York. and No. 12@ south
4th street. Philadelphia
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BONDS
BOSTON STOCKS.

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Accrued interest Il be added9
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
WHITE AND BROWN NOUGATS
How the Two Varieties Are Made
and What Ingredients Are
Necessary,

There are two distinct varieties of
nougats, white and brown. For the
white take 10 ounces Of sugar, Ia
blespoon of glucose, Il pound Of al
monds, blanched. dried and chopped,
. ounces Of chopped pistachio nuts,
teaspoonful of vanilla extract, gill
OF water. whites OF eggs ounces
Cf honey. Put honey into double
boiler and when melted add stiiily
beaten whites and stir the two ;cgcth.
er unUl it begins to get quite firm.
Boil sugar. water and glucose toEcth'
er to go degrees If you like soft
nougat, and 26S degrees If you Ike II
SITTER Add this to honey and eggs.
stirring quickly all the time. Add al.
monds and plstachio nuts and vanilla
Continue cooking till sugar breaks
with a snap when tried in cold water.
Pour into prepared frame or dish
lined with wafer paper. Cover with
wafer paper. then put a board on top
and heavy weight on that Then turn
out and cut into bars with sharp
knife. Wrap each bar in wax paper
or tinfoil For cherry nougat add a
few drops of red coloring and add l
ounce Of chopped cherries. For rose
nougat color a delicate pink with red
coloring and add a few chopped crys'
tallized rose leaves.
For brown nougat, take Y pound OF
almonds, blanch. dry. chop and gently
brown almonds. Put sugar. glucose
and lemon juice together in sauce
pan and melt without stirring. When
sugar Is quite liquid add nuts and mix
well together. Turn mixture on oiled
slab and roll thin. Cut into small
squares
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
VERAClTY OF THE BIBLE
After a Visit TO the Holy Land Even
Skeptic Must Be Con
WINGED.

One thing cannot fail to impress
every visitor to Bethlehem, and, In
deed. to the Holy Land generally, who
is imbued with true Christian faita
and a proper sense Of the sanctiy
Of the location and OF the events thar
have transpircd there. and that iB
the more than remarkable correspond
cncc between the things and places
shown MS today as having been asso-
ciated with the life and work Of the
Saviour and other events that enter
into the structure of our religious
faith and the descriptions and ac-
counts CT them, as furnished MS In
the pages Of the Holy Scripturca
They agree with them In every re-
spoct and It Is impossible, after caro-
fully considering and comparing them.
to doubt their identity, so exactly
are they In accord with tho Bible
narrative
The work in the fields, the arrange
mcnt Of the buildings. the very articles
OF diet and clothing Of ancient days
are plainly recognizable in the dningA
and surroundings OF today. Indeed.
where modern methods have not be-
come ohtrusiye the manners and Gus
toms of the people remain much ths.
same MS in the days OF the presence
on earth Of the Saviour. Between the
descriptions given in the Bible OF
localities. climatic and geographical
conditions. distances. etc. OF these
times and those Of today there Is
hardly any discrepancy even n
skeptlc, considering this remarkable
accord Of circumstances with the
biblical narrative. cannot but be con-
WINGED Of ita yeracity, to the believer
It comes as wonderful conviction
satisfactory confederation or en-
| enlargement to see things as those
who described them 80 graphically
| saw them SO long ngo.-ColumbinD
| Magazine.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
When Il Was Rouaher.

Paul Wilmington, the Harvard coach,
was praising the milder football Of
1910.
Football! in the '90s was a terrible
game" said Mr. wilmington. "Bour
get, you know. devoted a whole chap
ter of 'Outre Mer' to its horrors.
Some of the stories of the football OF
80 or 81 are, in fact, almost incred.
ible.
"a Philadelphia sporting editor re
turned one November Saturday from
West Philadelphia with n pale, fright.
ened face.
MANY accidents at the game n
police reporter asked him.
lone frightful accident replied
the sporting editor A powerful mule
from n neghboring coal dealers on.
tered the field, Numbered into one OF
the hottest scrimmages and got
killed."
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
SKIN BEAUTY PROMOTED

In the treatment Of affections of the
skin and scalp which torture, disiiG-
ure, itch, burn. scale and destroy the
hair, as well as for preserving. puri.
flying and identifying the complexion,
falllble. Millions Of women through
out the world rely on these pure, sweet
and gentle cmollients for all pur'
poses OF the toilet, bath and nursery.
and for the sanatiyc, antiscptic cleans.
ing of liberated, infamcd mucous sur.
faces. Potter Drug x Chem, Corp, Bos'
ton, Mass, sole Proprictors OF the Gu.
ticura Remedies, will mail free on re.
quest, their latest 32-page Cuticura
Book on the skin and hair
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
WONDERED WHY.
Found the Answer Was Coffee"

Many pale, sickly persons wonder for
years why they have to suffer so. and
eventually discover that the drug-caf.
feine-in coffee is tho main cause of
the trouble.
Il was always very fond Of coffee
and drank It every day. never had
much flesh and often wondered why
was always SO pale, thin and weak.
About five years ago my health
completely broke down and l was con.
fined to my bed. My stomach was in
such condition that could hardly take
sufficient nourlshment to sustain life.
During this time was drinking cot
fee, didn't think could do without it.
After awhile | came to the conclu.
sion that coffee was hurting me, and
decided to give 1t up and try Postum.
/ didn't like the taste of it at first but
when It was made rlght-boiled until
dark and rich-I soon became fond OF
It.
''In one week began to feel better.
could eat more and sleep better. My
sick headaches we're less frequent, and
within five months | looked and felt
like n new being. headache spells en-.
tirely gone.
MY health continued to improve and
today am we'll and strong, weigh las
pounds attribute my present health
to tho life.givlng qualities Of Postum, "
Read 1.-THE Road to Wellvilla," In
,,trr ,ITbnra's n Eaannp
Ever read the above 1etterf new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full OF human
anfRrexl.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
Kept Umbrella Thirty Years.

A faithful old umbrella which has
shielded the family of Or. James A.
Mullican of Greenwood avenue from
the storms of 30 years, was stolen on
Sunday. During the rain on that day
the physician lent the umbrella to r.
A. Seek, and while the latter was in
store some one stole II.
The umbrella belonged to my faith
ar and has been in the family for
more than thirty years" said Doctor
Mulican the other night, ut has been
covered several times.
TO persons who are unable to keep
the same umbrella for more than thir-
ty days this may seem Incredible, but
It is true" concluded Doctor Mullican
with a smile.-Chicago Tribune.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
CLAIMS TO BE SQUARE MAN
Bio Man with Good.Natured Face Sub
mits Reasons Why-BuIit
That Way.

81 don't want to blow my own horn"
said the big man with the good.
natared face. but | think come un.
der the bcad of gnuarc men"
"Did YOU find lost purse and re.
store # TO some millionaire" was
asked
"a little hotter than that. | think
Ten davs before the state election n
man came to me and asked:
claim how do Won think things are
going to gor'
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
FIGHTING THE WHITE PLAGUE
Number Of State institutions 10
Double During the Past
TWO Years.

Sixteen state ganatoria, Is county
hospitals and Il municipal hospitals
for tuberculosis have been erected
and provided for since January l
1909. says Il recent bulletin OF the Ma
tional Association for the study ana
Prevention of tuberculosis.
Within the last two years the mum
Der OF state institutions for tubercu'
losis has doubled and the number OF
county and municipal institutions has
Increased from about 30 TO So The
expenditures of public money for the
treatment Of tuberculosis also has
more than doubled Not less than
100000 Of state money was appro
priated for tuberculosis institutions In
1909. when 43 legislatures met, and
over 100000 In 1910, when only IL
legislatures were in session. The ap
preparations of counties and cities for
tuberculosis hospitals and sanatorin
in the last two years will aggregate
fully $2,500,000, bringing the total
of official appropriations for tubercu'
losis hospitals up to over s6,0OO,OOO
In the past two years.
In spite. however OF this good show
ing, tho National Association for the
Study and Prevention of tuberculosis
states that not one-tenth of the pub
lie provision for tuberculosis that Is
needed has been made. More than
100000 tuberculosis patients are con
stantly without proper institutional
treatment.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22

the can and holds that arm station
airy for the other to revulye upon. Thu
other lever has notches along It ant
has movable cutter device With pro
iections on the inside to engage thu
notches and hold It in 4 particular
place. This arm of the implement dc
scribcs a circle and as 1t does so the
blade shears through the tin and 70
moves circular piece, leaving the
piece fast by one small strip which
can act as n hinge or can be broker
OFF and the top entirely removed The
cutter can be adjusted so that the cir
Gle described is the size of small o.
large can or comes within the boun
darics OF rectangular can. The de
vice is said to be much easier OF OPP
Grafton than the openers which are
pumped up and down along the edge
of the can.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
EASY NOW TO OPEN CANS
Device OF New York Man VIII Do
Away With Much That Has
Caused Complications.

A new kind of can opener has been
designed by a New York man. It i'
radically different from the types
heretofore in use and resembles moth
ing so much as nut cracker. \
pair of levers are piyotcd together al
one end. On one of the levers is {
spike, which is thrust into the top Of
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
Without Malice.

What have you DONE" exclaimed
Mrs. Cumrox. as she lourished u let
ter at him.
Has that anything to do with the
correspondence tried to help you
With"
1T has. It's an indignant protest
told you to address that dlhtin
guished pianist as Herr Professor.
And | did So"
Yes. But you wrote It Hair Pro
feagori'"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
Shirt Waist ironing.

II is difficult to iron between tn,
buttons on the shirt waist without
breaking them loose or leaving puck
cred edge A good plan is to have a
very thick. narrow pad of flannel Of
canton flannel TO slip under the right
side for the buttons to stick into while
yon iron the wrong side, then run the
Iron once around the outside edge or
the right side.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
II Worked w ell.

How is the new filing system? Sue
cess" asked the agent of the mer'
chant to whom he had sold system
n few days before.
Great" said the merchant
Good" said the agent, rubbing his
hands. And how is business
"Business?" echoed the merchant
ooh, We have stopped business to at.
tend to the filing system"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
Doljnu Out knowledge.

Mrs. Chugwater Josiah, what is tho
origin OF the name OF Milwaukee and
what does 1t mean?
MIR. Chugwater 1t comes from the
Latin word mile, meaning thousand,
and Wau Kcc, Chinaman; Milwau.
kec. a thousand Cinnamon. Think you
can remember that?
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22

Mrs. TAR Sistah Lohstock has Jest
got u diyoro FUN her huHban'
Mrs. Wuntbat-DoW say How
much ammonia did de cou't done grant
hur2-PuCk
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22

Mix together one cupful milk curd
Or cottage cheese one cupful almonds
blanched and pounded to n fine paste
onc.half cupfu each cream and sugar.
the well beaten yolks OF three eggs,
and teaspoonful of rose flavoring. FIJI
patty pans lined with good paste and
bake In u moderate oven about ten
minutes
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
sooportopt 40 Hothere
Cured.

Your son used to be SO round.
shouldered. How did you get him
cured OF it? He seems to be so straight
now"
He has become an aviation cnthu.
sinst, and spends most of his time
watching the bird-men,"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
Indian Cake.

Two cups of meal one cup of -four.
two eggs, one pint Of sour milk. one
teasLoonfu of soda, half cup of mo.
lasses. salt. In using sour milk. al
ways take one teaspoonful of soda to
4 pint of milk.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
Marble Cake,

Whites Of a eggs. l large cup su.
gar, y cup milk. 4 cup butter, cups
flour, 1ls teaspoonGuls baking powder
Take most half and add tablespoon.
fuls of molasses. yolks a the eggs
and teaspoonful of all kinds of spice
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
White Pot Pudding.

Four level teaspoons cornmeai. 81
tablespoons molasses, two eggs, one
quart milk. little sail Cook In doub.c
,oller, keeping water in lower portion
ust at boiling heat Serve hot
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
Severe.

81 don't think there is an honest
hair In his head"
That's right believe he'd even
cheat ut checkers!"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
Its Office.

This cork is very tight In your
brandy bottle. | can't bulge It."
Yes, that's the nature of cork. II
was put there to keep the bottles
spirits from going down"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
The General Opinion,

81 hear you have fine wife. old
chap"
81 have: everybody thinks it's n
great pity she married me"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22

In case Of pain on the lungs IInnln7
Wizard OIL acts like mustard plaster
except thnt il is more effective and is so
much nicer and cleaner to use.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
Worth Its Weiaht In Gold.

PErTIT'S EYE SALNE strengthens old
ewes tonic for eye strain, weak and watcry
eyes. Druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo,
n. y.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
Resinol Ointment Cured When Nothing
Else Would.

have had n breaking out on my
neck every summer with something
like Eczema, and nothing ever cured
It until | used Rcsinol.
Barbara Carpenter, Ogden, s. c.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22

The man who forgets that he was
once q boy is almost as scarce as the
woman who denies that she is still
girl.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
Cause and Effect.

Hes n poet Of passion, isn't he?"
Yes. I've seen HIM fly into one
when his verses were returned"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
The Happy Man.

81 hear she is to be married. Who
Is the happy man.
Her r"-Lippincotts.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22

The difference between states.
man and n politician is that tho
statesman is dead.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22

Occasionally crooked path leads
to a strait.jacket
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22

"Ycs. Henry I've Travelled into ey-
cry corner of the globe"
"Thc globe is spherical body,
uncle. Therefore It has no corners
Chips
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22

The noblest motive is the public
good Virgil.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1910-12-22
III = = - " 80 n u ~
ENgei SlSEA Y .||,!., G ~ q
FOR FULLEST MEDICAL EXAMINATION

Professor Munyon has engaged staff Of specialists that are
renowned leaders in their line
There no question about their ability, they tho finest ply
sns that colleges hospitals have turned out and receive the highest
salaries.
lie offers their service to You absolutely free Of cost No matter
what YOUR disease many doctors have tried write to Profes
eor Munyon's physicians and they will your careful and prompt
attention and what to do You under obligations TO
them will cost you penny only the postage stamp you put On
your letter.
All consultations are held strictly confidential.
Address Munyon's Doctors Munyon's Laboratories sd Jefferson
Streets, Philadelphia Pa.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-04-30
BANISHED DOGS
GET BACK HOME
Dogs, Taken Niles Away from Home on Trains,
Find the Way Back.

Kansas City, April 23,-From time
to time as che s~elf-installed dogs get
too numerous at the Union Depot
they are enticed on board passenger
trains to be subsequently put off
miles away. There were six in the
last batch sent out a month ago.
Three OF them have come back.
One of the dogs, Brownie she is
called, has returned to Kansas City
for the fourth time after being put
on a train and carried miles and
miles away from town. It IS posi-
lively known that one of these trips
carried her to Denver. She was two
months getting back that time. The
last long trip she was put on a bag
gage car on the Missouri Pacific, east
bound. The depot people have net
learned how far she was taken.
Brownie returned in good con-
dition, and although her coat al
rough she did not look as though
she had Jared very badly. She eager
" greeted all of the old attaches at
the depot and busted herself getting
tidbits from the children in the wait
ing room the balance of the time.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1910-04-30
BEING FROM "THE COUNTRY
i Rsbuka 10 those Who hsIleyd that Because
i nan Hasaf Bssn EVeyHhsrs Ra's 4 JOks

It is the custom Of the Tendorloin
to look with pity and amusement at
those who are not Of it, People
from out Of town are jokes. Why,
one wonders? Why is it comic never
to have been in any given place be-
fore? Why is it any droller not to
know New York than not to know
Omaha, or Lhasa? asks Julien
Street,in May Eyerybody's. Why these
typical New Yorkers"-most Of
whom were born in Philadelphia or
places even more remote-fnd it
droll. They love to look about a
restaurant and declare that certain.
people, whom they Indicate must
have come from Kankakee or Keokuk.
They accuse strangers in town Or
'~rubbering." Of course the strangers
rubber They stare at New York
as New Workers stare at Coney Is
land. For New York is, after all,
the Goney Island Of the nation.
know a man who was born in
West Eleventh Street. He has a
gold cigarette case, and j story
which he tells il restaurants, about
a man from out Of town, who asked
a Broadway waiter what pie d Ia
mode was.
It is pie with ice cream On ii
said the waiter.
Presently The stranger was seen to-
be II great excitement. He had read
up the men until he came to beef 4
Ia mode and was Mortified to think
New York could stomach such 4 com
bination.
There are Tenderloin wags who
have made local reputation and
earned numerous good dinners BY
spinning funny yarns about the peo-
-#M@I
pie at other tables. am acquainted
with such 3 mana waddling edition
Of Who's Who in the Lobster Pal
aces" And, ike the other who's
Who be is ? fat volume, %appropri-
bound in red. He considers
any n who doesn't know the
way to Sherry's, or Martins or the
Knickerbocker, very, very funny. 81
wonder if it ever struck
him that he-like al the rest Of u.s.
must some day transverse space in
an undiscovered country, which has
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he will be . stranger. viii be,
therefore, find himself amuaing?
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