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The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-31
Two Hundred Thousand Coal Diggers Are
Ordered to Cease Work at Midnight
Union Men and Operators Fail to
Reach an Agreement

Indianapolis, March 3l-The zoo.
600 organized miners OF the bitum
iuous coal fields OF the United Stntes
VIII strike at l2 O'Clock tonight and
VIII stay away from the mines until
operators consent to p.y an advance
in wages Of five cents ION, accord
luS TO the announcement today from
inc headquarters Of the United Mine
workers oi America in this city
nave received no Information
tnat the miners and oporal ors Of any
district VIII get together today said
Thos. L. Lewis, president OF the or
eanization.
1t IS hardly possible there will be
Joint conference In the Indiana coal
district and in the Hooking districts
before night We are SO DELAYED In
the trtstate conference AT Cincinnati
that there is hardly time for distric.
agreements to be made before The eN-
pration of the present working con.
tract at midnight tonight
District agreements viii be made
speedily and ] am confident suspen.
SION OF work will continue only n few
days"
The executive board of the miners
union Is in session today transnctlng
routing business. The members will
leave the city tonight and will 20 al
once 10 their respective districts 70
represent the national administration
IN the direction OF the local strike.
Chicago, March 31-Thc most op-
t;mistc OF the local coal operators
todsy set 30 days as The probable dur
alton Of the shut down of the coal
mines in Illinois peHding AN adjust
I-ent of the differences between 75,-
600 miners and the operators.
That Chicago VIII feel the effects
of the shut down in two weeks was
The qrediction- OF coal mcr Railroads
and the large manufacturing plants
ae prepared Tor a suspension OF 50 or
50 DAYS, but most Of the coal dcal-
ers have only little over two weeks
supply on hand Prices are expected
&c advance sharply to the small con
suUcr
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-31
TAFT DANCES FOR
A FEW MINUTES

Washington March 31.-President
Taft last night sustained his reputa-
ton as dancer. He was guest at
The charity ball of the Navy Relief
Society at the navy yard. Secretary
of the Navy Myer received the Pres-
ident on his arrival. A feature of The
occasion was drill by the sailors
OF the Mayflower. the Dolphin and
the navy yard.
President Taft danced but once anil
then but few moments. with Miss
Louise Moore as his partner.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-31
SENSATIONAL CHARGE
AGAINST OFFICIAL.

ST Louis, Mar, 3o.-Formal- charges
against Edmund p. Crcey. suspended
chief OF police. of alleged neglect of
coming an officer. and accepting 4
present. were served upon him today.
The most serious accusation is that
he failed to act In beginning an In
quiry into the accounts OF police re-
lief association wlfen informed OF sus-
piclous circumstances.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-31
TOWN NOT DESTROYED.

Aberdeen. S. D.. March 3O.-Direct
communication with Eureka Is obtain
able but word from that vicinity in
dicates rmmor of tornado was un-
founded the heavy wind doing some
damage and the severe sleet putting
telephone and telegraph wires out OF
commission.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-31
OFFER OF ERIE
IS TURNED DOWN

New York. March 3l.-The Eric
railroad company today offered all its
employees nov receiving less than
5000 month an increase OF G per
cent wages provided the original de
manGs made by tho men will be with
drawn The representatives of the
mcn refused TO accept. stating THAI
their demands would be insisted up
IN
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-31
POLICE NAME AccoMpLlce.

Salt Lake City. March 3o.-The po-
lice have sent out a description of
Walter Morgan. Salt Lake boy %
years old, who they claim was with
Thorne and Hayes in the holdup of
Fasselrs store wherein Fassell was
killed
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-31
Chicago Close

Chicago. March 81 Close Wheat,
May. III rs, July 1oS IL; Sept. 105
5.S.
May. So l-iaS-S. July 81 1-2a
SIS Sept 65 IL.
oats-lS 9.Sal-2; July IL 3,S. Sept.
80 10
Pork-May. $3.50. July 26.57 l-2.
Lard-May 1882 l-2, Iuly 1852 10
Rlbs-May 1867 1-2a70; July 1885.
Barley-Cash, J3a6I
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-31
Chicago Produce.

Chicago, March 1.-Butter-Crea
cries. 2Ga32 1-2; dairies. 22a2S
Eggs. steady, receipts 3.139. at
mark cases included, 1Sa2O, frsts.
90, prime frsts. 81
Cheese. steady; daisies. LA 1-2;
twins, l3a1-2; young Americas, II Ga
ais; long horns, IA 1-2al5,
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-31
Chicago Livestock.

Catue-Receipts. estimated at Co.,
600; market steady. Bccvcs. s5.15a
$40; Texas steers, S50Oa65O. west.
ern steers S5.00a7.00: stoclSers and
ftoders. S5.S5a6.15; cows and helfers.
S5.S5aG25, calves. IS G0a9.25
Hogs-Receipts estimated at 10000
Market sc. higher Light, $40 aOa
1880 mixed. SO 55aIO.9O: heavy.
$lo.55aloo0; rough, SlO.55a1O. Co. good
10 choice heavy, S10G5ai0 50: pigs.
Se.65alO.5o; bulk of sales. S10.7Oa
1850
Sheep Receipts estimated at 1000
Narktt steady. Native, s5.50a910
western. SS.7oae.l0; ycnrlings. SS0oa
$40; lambs. native. $S.60alo.25; west
crn. 50 i0al0.35,
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-31

companies requesting them to observe
an6 carry into effect the spirit Of
tho resolution passed hy the finance
committee in 1907, calling for the min
imizing as much as possible OF Sun
day labor in the corporation mills.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-31
MINIMIZING SUNDAY LABOR
IN THE STEEl pi AMT

New York. March 3l.-Chairman u
II. Gary Of the United States Steel
corporation. has sent q telegram Ia
the presidents OF all the subsldary
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-31
SHUT DOWN OF THE COAL MINES
AND INAUGURATION OF THE STRIKE

and heifers S2.25a5.75 canucrs 81 q.
25a3 90; stockerS aud feeders Sc rs
ag. I'd: calves 81 ooaS. 25; bulls, stogs.
etc. So. 75a6 40
Hoss-Receipts 9.20o. Market
steady Heavy $40 G5alo so. mixed
$40 6oalo 60; light $40 40aIO 60, pigs
81 oOslo 40; bulk of sales $40 50a6G
Sheep-Receipts GOO; steady year.
lings SIS. 5on9 25; wethers 81 5OaS GO.
ewes 81 i0aS 90. lambs 50 25a1O. 10.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-31
o O o O o O O O O 0 o o o o O,
REQUiSiTIoN PAPERS
FOR j. OGDEN ARMOUR,

, Now York. March 31-Requj-
, sition papers for the cStradi-
, tlon OF J. Ogden Armour of
, Chicago. who was recently In
, dicted by the Hudson county.
, n j., grand jury for conspi-
racy in controlling the prices
} OF meat products. were filed
J with Governor Fort at Tren-
ION today. by Prosecutor Gar
ven OF Jersey City
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-31
Omaha Livestock.

Omaha. March -Cattlc-Receipts
1,50O- Market steady; native steers
Sc. 00aS00; cows and heifers s3.5OaG.-
40, western steers s400a7.0O: cows
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-31
SUGAR and Coffee.

New York Marcn Sl-Sugar. raw.
firm Muscovado 2S6, centrifugal &c
test 436; molasses sugar SO test. Sol;
refined, steady
CoG'ee-Spot. quiet; No. Z Rio.
S 11-l6a3-i; No. Santos. GALS.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-31
MINERS ORDERED TO QUIT.

Fort Smith. Ark. March 21-Five
thousand miners. including all Of
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-31
Metal Markot

New York, March 3l.-Coppcr.
wear. standard, j27Oa13.O0. clad.
dull, ii2 1.2a45o. Silver 50 IL.
The Ogden standard. [volume] (Ogden City, Utah) 1902-1910, 1910-03-31

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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-07-15
Stories of Frederick the Great.

In the course Of some military evolu-
tons Frederick the Great Of Prussia,
irritated by some mistake of captain,
ran after him with his stick In order
to strike him. The captain ran away.
The next morning the commanding Of
ficer reported to the king that the off,
Ger in question, one Of the most efj-
cient in the regiment, had sent In his
papers. "Tell him to come to me-
said the king. The officer. In great
perturbation. came Good morning,
major" he apostrophlzed the officer,
who was speechless with surprise. Il
wanted TO tell you Of your promotion,
but you ran so fast | could not catch
you up Good morning"
Another time an officer attempted to
get a comrade into bad odor with the
king by telling his majesty that he
was q drunkard In subsequent bat
tie the latters fitness was consplcu-
Gus, whereas his slanderer played q
very poor part When afterward he
defiled past the king at the head of
his regiment his majesty called out to
him in voice Of thunder, 1.-THE sooner
you take to drink the better!"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-07-15
DR. .Inhnsnn,s Church.

st. Clement DaucS has never forgot
ten the fact that johnson worshipeo
within its walls The pew in WHICH
he sat cit is IN the north gallery. close
to the pulpit, is marked by a orass
plate which was erected by the parish
toner's in 1851. In December, 1854, the
centenary Of DR.. Johnson's death was
observed by memorial service. when
n special address was delivered by tue
Rev. DR.. Lindsay. at that time rector
of st. Clement Danes, JohnSons pew
was on that occasion draped in violet
johnson was always constant ID MS
attendance ut church on Good Friday
and Easter day. On April 9. lfI3. nc
went with Boswell. His behavior.
writes Boswell. was. as had lmaEln.
cd to myself socmnly dcvout. shall
never forget the trcmulous earnestneSs
with which he pronounced the awful
petition III the !itany, In the hour OIL
death and in the day Of judgment, good
Lord. deliver us!' london News.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-07-15
Tho Coffee Gun In Persia.

The expression Ito give cup OF
coffee" has In Persia O somewhat oml-
nous Significance This Is due TO the
fact that the coffee cup Is one recos.
nized medium for conveying poison.
Some years ago the governor Of Aspa.
dana, having long been at daggers
drawn with the chief Of q powerful
mountain tribe. determined in this
way to put an end to all trouble. He
professed to entertain u great degree
of friendship and esteem for the chief
tain and invited him TO visit him al MS
palace. The chief unsuspiciously came
accompanied by his ~ young sons.
For q week they were royalty enter
tanned. But at last one morning when
the chief came into his hosts presence
he was coldly received. and an attend
ant soon stepped forward with a single
cup of coffee in his hand. which be Of
fered to the guest. The latter could
not fail to understand that he was
doomed. Preferring. however. steel to
poison, he declined the cup and was
thereupon. at signal from bis host
stabbed to death.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-07-15
The Old Time Surgeon.

Before anaesthetics were known the
surgeons only cxpedient was to abridge
his patients sufferings by working
rapidly. In this the old time surgeons
did wonders They had a control and
surety In their hands that are now
seldom found One day the celebrated
surgeon AIaisonacurc bad 10 nmputatr
the leg of poor devil. who began 10
howl in advance. I'm give you my
watch" said the surgeon. IF The opcr
alton lasts more thar Il minute. tn"
man accepted the offer. but WAS obsi@
cd 70 forcgo rhr handsome watch. us
the operation took less time than II re
ouircs to describe. To amputatc IN
arm at the shoulder is n most difficult
opcration Or. Langcnbcck Of Ger
many did it In two minutes. y young
physician WHO came 10 see him per
form the operation adjusted his spec
tacles TO his nose so rs not 10 lose Il
single movement. hut when the spec
taclcs were I'm place the operation was
over and the severed arm lay on the
floor. Times have changed much since
then
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-07-15
Fine Art Of Letter Opening.

In Russia one letter In every ten
passing through the post is opened by
the authorities as matter Of course.
Indeed, the postal authorities of every
country have experts who have raised
letter opening to fine art. Some
kinds Of paper can be steamed open
without leaving any traces, and this
simple operation is finished by re-
furnishing the flap with bone instru-
ment In the case Of seal matrlS
is taken by means Of new bread be-
fore breaking the wax. When other
methods fail tht envelope Is placed be-
tween pieces Of wood with edge pro-
jecling onc-twentieth Of an inch. Inc
edge of the envelope Is first fattened,
then roughened and finally slit open.
Later hair line OF strong white gum
is applied and the edges united under
pressure. London Chronicle.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-07-15
srouuht Down the House.

On one occasion, when Arthur Rob-
erts, the English actor, WAS perform
ing the part of Captain Crosstree i'll
the burlcsque of Black Eyed Susan
at Glasgow he converted III awkward
contretemps into Il hit. In one of the
scenes Crosstree entered supposed TO
be inebriatcd and staggered about the
stage. In doing SO Mr.. Roberts acci-
dentally came in contact with the
scenery of the inn. bringing the whole
set down. The curtain had 10 be low
cred, and the vivacious comedian
came to the front and said, Ladies'
and gentlemen, you see when we come
TO Glasgow we always bring down the
house"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-07-15
Salad of the Shoes.

Freshmen have troubles the world
over. The "conscrits." as they are
called at the famous Ecoe Polytech-
nioue In Paris, are subjected TO an
amusing initiation called the salad OF
shoes. The freshmen report some
days before the upper class men SO
that they can receive their uniforms
and become familiar with the routine
of the school, The first morning after
their tormentors return the freshmen
are aroused by a demand that they
throw their shoes out Of the windows
into the courtyard The shoes are
gathered into a heap, and, kneellns
In big circle around this, the fresh
men are obliged to go through some
ridiculous gymnastic movements at
the command Of their superiors. when
the study bell rings they have but a
minute to appear in the class rooms.
and 1t Is q strenuous minute around
that pile of shoes.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-07-15
Tennyson Disturbed.

This story is told III Robert q. Sher-
ards book MY Friends the French"
"a granddaughter Of Wordsworth,
being full of admiration for the young
poet who was to succeed her grand
father in laureate honors. was once
taken to see Mr.. Tennyson BY Mrs
Taylor, the wife Of another poet or
some distinction. Tennyson received
them very badly, showing great lrrl'
tation at being disturbed, and when
Mrs. Taylor rallied him on his manner
he said: Madam, am q poor man.
and as can't afford to buy the Times
| hire it from the stationer's. lie
charges me a penny for it, which emil
ties me to keep it for an hour. Why
will people always select just that
hour to come and call upon me? After
which he flung out of the room. leav-
ing Mrs. TennysoD to apologize for his
brusquerie."
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-07-15

yTIRGINIA-In the Clerks Office of
v Corporation Court iof the City OF
Alexandria, on the Sth day of Julyi
1910.
Emma NJ. Morrison VS.. Harry II. Nor
riSon. In chanccry. I'D
Memo. The object of this suit is to
obtain an absolute divorce for the defcn-
daut on the ground of his wilful descr..
ton and abandonment of her fora period
of more than three years before the
bringing Of this suit: for the care and
custody Of the infant child of the mar
riagc: and for general relief.
Ii appearing by IN affidavit filed IN
this cause that the defendant. Harry ID.
Morrison. is 4 nonresident OF this State:
1t is Ordered, That said defendant
appear here within fifteen days after due
publication of this order. and do what is
necessary to protect his interest in this
suit. and that n copy of this order be
forthwith inserted i'll the Alexandria
Gazette. newspaper published in the
City Of Alexandria. once week for four
successive weeks, and posted at the front
door of the Court House of this city.
y copy-teStc.
NEWELL S. GREENAWAY,C Clerk.
Charles Bendheim, p. q. jyS wfw-i
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-07-15
alexandria 6azetfe.
FRIDAY EVENING, JULY Is.
Al. Him Coming and Going.

hit him looming ana SoihSs
An attorney went TO q livery stable
and hired II team for two or three
hours and al the end Of that time, In
a state Of Observation-Disclosures left the
team at another livery stable. where
1t remained eight days AT stable NO.
/ there was no worry about the team
They knew the attorney was perfectly
good for the pay. They knew that II
he kept the team Il month the bill
would be paid promptly on presenta'
ton. They presumed that he knew
what he was about and concluded 1t
was his business and not theirs. at
stable No. 2 there was equal freedom
from anxiety. The attorney came
there, left the team and went away,
saying nothing. They put the horse
into q stall and "chalked 1t down on
the Office slate. knowing him to be
business man who paid cash. DiscoV'
ery came at last. and the lawyer was
presented with two bills. one for eight
days hire and the other for eight days
keep. He paid both bills promptly,
but 1t cured him Of being absentmlno'
ed for nearly a whole month.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-07-15
Currency In China.

Writing from the Interior OF China, a
traveller says: Currency is primitive
to a degree. Lump silver only is used
and copper cash Coined money Is
not current. Even in Honan city,
which is distant only two days by rail
from Pekin, lump silver, the same cum
brous currency that has been used for
centuries, is still employed. 1t is cut
into small pieces by hammer and CHS
ell. Every town and village has its
own weights and scales, and there is
no pretense at uniformity"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-07-15
Charity and Prudence.

The contradictions Of life are many.
An obServant man remarked recently
tha, he was prowling about certain
city square when he came upon
drinking fountain which bore two con-
dieting inscriptions.
One. the original inscription on the
fountain. was from the Bible. And
whatsoever will. let him take. the water
of life freely
Above this hung placard. please
do not waste the water" = Youths
Companion.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-07-15
FIFTY YEARS EXPERIENCE OF
AN OLD NURSE.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup is the
prescription of one of the best female
physicians and nurses in the United
States, and has been used for fifty years
with ncver-failing success by millions OF
mothers for their children. 1t relieves
the child from pain, cures diarrhoea,
gripping in the bowels, and wind collie.
BY giving health to the child it rests the
mother. Twenty-Five cents q bottle.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-07-15

RAILROADS
Southern Railway.
Trains leave Union Station. Alexandl

| i rains leave OHlOIl SllllOH. EaicAstiiNlih t'
In effect June 10. 1910.
| y. B.-Following schedule figures pub
lished only rs information, and are not
guaranteed.
7:i7 4. M.-Daily local between wash
ington and Danville.
SAT \. M.-Daily-Local for Harrison
| burg and way stations.
0:l7 a. M.-Daily-U. S. Fast Mail.
Stops only for passengers for points south
ut which scheduled to stop. First class
coaches; sleeping cars to Birmingham
and drawing room sleeping ears TO New
| Orleans. Dining car service.
ll:l7 \. M-Daily-Aiailt train. Coaches
for Manassas, charlottesville; Lynehburs
Danville and Greensboro. Sleeping cars
| Greensboro to Atlanta.
| 4:47 p. M.-Week days-Local Tor war
rcnton and Harrisonburg.
4:2 p. MISUNDERSTANDING spec
ial Sleeping cars between New YORK,
| Augusta. Aiken and Jacksonville.
sleeper TO Birmingham. Through first,
class coaches between Washington and
jacksonville Dining car service. Tour
list TO California four times weekly
3d. p. M-Wcek days-Local for liar
risonburg and way stations on Manassas
| branch. Pullman buffet parlor car
5:I2 p. M.-Daily-Local for Warren
ton and Charlottesville.
lOo7 p. M.-Daily-Washington and
Chattanooga Limited (via Lynchburgl.
First-class coach and sleeping cars TO
| Roanoke. Knoxville and Chattanooga.
sleeper to New Orleans, Washington to
Roanoke Dining car service.
HOP p. M.-Daily-New York, Atlanta
and New Orleans Limited. All Pullman
train. club and observation ears TO New
Orleans. Sleeping ears to Asheville.
Atlanta. Macon and New Orleans. Sleep
| ing ears to Charlotte. Dining car service.
i27 \. Notwithstanding special.
| Sleeping cars and coaches for Roanoke.
Knoxville. Nashville. Chattanooga and
Memphis. Dining car service. Wash
ington sleeping ears open 1890 +. NJ.
| Through trains from the south arrive
NJ Alexandria GLIB and G=22S and 1923 Il. m.
2:l3, rs. 1913 and LIS p. NJ. daily. liar.
risonburg IL IS \. NJ. week days and 9:la
p. NJ daily. From Charlottesville 92e
\. NJ.
TRAINS ON BLUEN1ONT BRANCH.
Leave Alexandria CIV. & 0. Station(
week days at SD \. NJ. lao. AIS. and
j:l5 p. NJ. for Bluemont: 633 p. NJ. week
! DAYS for Lcrsburg: 5:l5 p. NJ. daily Tor
Blucmont and 902 and9"222 y. NJ. local.
and 9Q2 a. NJ. LTD. OH Sundays only for
| BIlcmont.
For detailed schedule figures. tickets.
| Pullman reservation. etc, apply TO
WILLIAM G.. LEHEW,
| Union Ticket Agent. Alexandria. Va
T.. IL. COAPMAN. General Manager
| $. II. HARDWICK. Pass. TrGL Mgr.
| ii. L. CARY. General Passenger Agent.
L. S. BROWN, General Agent.
Washington. D. c.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-07-15
The Generous Barber.

"Here. | say. Re Il bit more careful
with that razor That's the second
time you've cut me.
"Well, well. so it is. But there! L
always deduct ha'peuny for every
cut. Why. it's nothing for a man to
60 out Of here having won fourpence
off me"-London Taller.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-07-15
Washington Southern Ry
Schedule in effect May 10, 1910.

Trains leave Union Station for Wash
ington and points north at 43, 0S,
S 2i and 5 - 4. m. - Of, . 30. o., S IS and
II q; p. m. daily.
For Fredericksburg. Richmond and
points south 81 81. : IS (local) and 10 %
a m. l. 1G. 4 ~. ) Il (Iocan II and Q 81
p. III.
Accommodation for Fredericksburg ut
II - a. M. daily. On week days this
train runs through to Milford.
NoTE:-Timc otarrivalS and departures
and connections not guaranteed.
w. p. TAYLOR. Traffic Manager.
Richmond. Va.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-07-15
Tha Man and the Parrot.

Exasperated Purchaser-Didn't you
guarantee that this parrot would re
peat every word he hearde
Bird Dealer-Certainly did.
"But he doesn't repeat single word. "
"He repeats every word be hears,
but he never hears any. He Is as dear
as q post"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-07-15
M;nbt BE on Ones Nose.

Don't get down in the mouth, old
man." said the optimist. Look on the
bright side Of things
"That's all very WE'LL mournfuIly re-
piled The sufferer. but what is the
bright side of 4 gumboil:
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-07-15
Iife's PERCENTAGES.

1t sometimes happens that man
plays an errorless game because he ac'
cepts mighty few chances. The man
in the right garden is pretty sure to
have q better fielding record than the
shortstop.-Atchison Globe.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-07-15

The worlds most successful medl-
cine for bowel complaints is Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. It has relieved more pain
and suffering, and saved more lives
than any other medicine in use. In
valuable for children and adults. Sold
by w. F. Creighton and Richard Glib
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-07-15
Missed Fire.

Putton-Ayres-I am caviare to the
general. you know. Miss innocent
Oh. are you really? My brother is IN
the military too-Boston Transcript