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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1910-02-17
Will Have to be More Careful.

There is an Artemus Ward Jr., a
New York assemblyman, who is said
to be wit like his famous namesake
On a recent occasion he nominated
Ward F. Clute of New York city for
head doorkeeper, but forgot the office.
and had to rise again to rectify his
mistake II is to be hoped his reputa-
ton for wit does not rest solely on
this occurrence.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1910-02-17
Fined for Unsanitary creameries.

Dairy and Food Commissioner J. Q.
Emery reports two arrests and convic-
lions in Jefferson county on charge
of having cream separators exposed to
foul and noxious air and gases arising
from the stables in which COWS and
other farm animals were kept. Each
was fined $25 and costs.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1910-02-17
State Gets Money.

The railroads of the state are con-
tinuing to pour money into the de
pleted treasury enabling State Treas
urer Dahl to meet the more pressing
claims. Among the roads who antici-
pated their taxes were the Omaha,
which sent a second check for $4,000;
the Ahnapee and Western with
$132226; the lola and Northern,
s146.29; the Green Bay & Western,
$12,519.25; the Kewaunee & Green
Bay, $2,700.7S. Dunn, Adams and Iron
counties have also paid their state
taxes.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1910-02-17
A Promise.
Pa"
What is it, my child?"

What is it, my child?"
when Sis marries that lord, will
have to call her your ladyship?"
ct will not be necessary for you to
do so, but it will be very nice If you
care to-"
"All right. Mebby l won't always
do it, but I'll promise not to call her
'punkin-face' any more, anyhow
Chicago Record-Herald.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1910-02-17
Stranger.

Hostess.-You won't come to church
with us, then, Phyllis?
Phyllis (down for the week end).-
l don't think so, dear. You see, 1
shouldn't know a soul there
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1910-02-17
States Vital Statistics.

According to the returns of the state
bureau of vital statistics for 1909,
pneumonia has caused more deaths in
the past year than tuberculosis,
which has held the lead since 1908.
There were Is more deaths from
pneumonia than from all forms of tu-
berculosis combined
During the calendar year of 1909,
26,631 deaths, exclusive of still births,
were reported to the state bureau by
the various local registrars making
an annual death for the entire state
of 11.2 per 1000 estimated population.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1910-02-17
Audit for State Fair.

Gov. Davidson delegated Prof
Stephen w. Gilman of the department
of commerce of the state university to
make a thorough examination of the
books and records of account of the
state board of agriculture. This action
was taken upon the initiative of the
board itself. At a recent annual meet
ing of the board the auditing commit
tee of the board made report of it's
work which was accepted by the
board. However, it was thought best
to have the accounts audited by some
competent outside authority.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1910-02-17
When Rubbers Become Necessary

And your shoes pinch, shake into your
shoes Aliens Foot Ease, the antiseptic
powder for the feet. Cures tired, aching
feet and takes the sting out of Corns and
Bunions. Always use 1t for Breaking in
New shoes and for dancing parties. Sold
everywhere Csc. Sample maned FREE.
Address, Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1910-02-17
WeIINes.

IF you want a thing we'll done"
Get an expert to do it for you.
Amt that more sense than what you
were going to say?"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1910-02-17
Minnesota Boy for Cadet.

Representative Davis, of st. Peter.
has recommended the appointment Of
Joseph Huelskamp, of Winthrop, to be
q cadet at West Point.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1910-02-17

PILES CURED IN TO ii DAYS
PAZO OINTMENT s guaranteed to cure any case
of Itching, Blind, Bleeding Protruding Piles in
6to IA days or money refunded. 600
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-02-26

would be like the father and the sons
like the mother.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-02-26
THEORY VERSUS PRACTICE
| gazed after her in CONSERVATION
By Y. H. FHedLQndeT

| gazed after her in CONSERVATION.
Dear. dear. DEAR
| started and turned round. Joanna
her naturally snub nose tilted still fur
Their up the edge of the emerald maya
zine. surveyed me with the callous
amusement of a savage
Now you've gone and done it," she
said with satisfaction.
| gazed at her with freezing aloof-
ness. Aren't you better qualified.
Joanna. to give an opinion on red In
dams and scalping than on-contem-
porary events"
oh" cried Joanna very likely"
and buried her head obstinately in the
Boys Monthly.
l repented at leisure. Joanna might
have in her possession information of
value.
Joanna" l said at last.
Joanna was deaf. dumb and blind.
Joanna, I'll get you that American
candy.
"Rosabel doesn't like it," Joanna OBJ
served bluntly.
It's not for Ros-I mean Joanna. did
you hear
oh. no." scoffed Joanna. Il had the
red Indians
| threw myself on her mercy. 10
anna. was there any reason why-why
my asking for dances offended her."
Joanna giggled long and delightedly
| restrained my temper with an effort
I'll let you have my Three Mus
keteers. Joanna"
Honest Injun:" Her eyes cleaned
with commercial keenness.
Honest anything you like.
| Joanna suspected foul play. Honest
| Injun:" she insisted.
oh, yes honest lnjun.'
| Her mind relieved. she fell once more
to ecstatic chucklins.
Well" | snapped.
! She gazed at me with i'll concealed
contempt. Il was pretty interested in
! the red Indians she threw out. but ii
! I'd been asleep | should have seen that
| never could have believed that even
you could miss it. 1t was so"
That will do" | said coldly. You're
not keeping your side of the bargain
| and | take back the Three"
Joanna shrieked. No. I'll tell-I'll
| tell" She leaned towards me grinning
impishly.
"Duffer. She found she had cut both
sleeves for the same arm, of course"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-02-26
AWAY GOES INDIGESTION, GAS
AND ALL STOMACH MISERY.

dizziness. constipation and other
stomach disorders.
Some folks have tried So long 70
find relief from indigestion and pss-
pepSia or an out-of-order stomach with
the common everyday cures adNeT-
tised that they have about made up
their minds that they have something
else wrong. or believe theirs is a case
OF nervousness. sastritis. catarrh OF
the stomach or cancer.
This. no doubt. is a serious mistake.
Your real trouble is. what Won eat does
not digest: instead. il ferments and
.,ours. turns To acid. gas and stomach
poison. which putrefy III the digestive
tract and intestines. and. besides. poi
son the breath with nauseous odors-
\ hearty appetite. with thorough d.
gestiou. and without the slightest dis
comfort or misery of the stomach, Is
waiting for You as soon As You decid.
- try Papc's Diapepsin.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-02-26

forward" he continued. that the chill
dren will not make good soldiers, but
are marked by superior intellectual
ability: and with still older father
the children will have marked phi
lanthropic tendencies. This theory
harmonizes to great extent with the
dictum of Confucius.
Il Longevity is much commoner in
southern Europe than in northern
climes Bulgaria. with population
of three millions. has more than three
thousand centenarians leading the
lives of useful citizens.
Professor William Bateson, speaking
on the heredit yof sex, said that from
the experiments they had made with
insects and birds they approached the
popular view that the daughters
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-02-26
Popular Vaudeville.

The playlette The Light" is a SEN
sational one act drama, which is ex-
tremely pathetic, moral and elevating.
The dramatic ending of the sketch is
unusually thrilling. When one keeps
in mind that Mr.. Lawrence is an in
valid in reality but in spite of his han
dicap holds the attention of the audi
ence throughout. Raymond Thomas,
as Pick with the Chapman Sisters, is
a popular feature of the big bill this
week. The sisters perform some good
dancing and singing. The ClaysOns
Introduce in an excellent manner both
popular and classical instrumental Sc
lectiOns as well as one vocal number.
The European novelty gymnasts-The
La CroiXes-with feats of strength
and the motion pictures, make up a
pleasing bill for the patrons of the
Murray theater.
1.-THE Golden Girl"
Willard Curtis has joined Mort H.
Singers THE Golden Girl" company
Flynn. the young ingenue with who
plays the title role. Curtis has the
exploits in love and hazing at the
West Point military academy form the
plot of this delightful musical COM
edy. Prior to his selection by Mr..
Singer for this role, Curtis played the
part of Mac in the eastern "A Stub
born Cinderella taking Mr.. Harry
Stones part while Stone went to the
in, Nil
to fill the place left vacant by the
short illness of Homer B. Mason. Ma
son is now entirely recovered and is
turning the west up in paroxysms of
laughter, while Stone has resumed his
role in A Stubborn Cinderella in the
east. The Golden Girl is playing at
the Gennett theater tonight.
With the MinstreIs.
The appearance of Mr.. Leroy Lacey
with the Y. NJ. G. A. MINISTRIES at the
Gennett next Tuesday and Wednesday
will prove quite a drawing feature as
Mr. Lacey possesses deep rich voice
of exceptional power and the pleasing
manner in which he presents his num-
bers makes him a favorite with all
who hear him.
! The old saying "You can never tell
till you try will be fifty illustrated by
Mr.. Rupert Stanley. The management
foresaw his exceptional talent in
black face work. but it took quite a
little persuasion - get him started
Those who see him in the production
are sure to predict a great future in
the minstrel line should he wish to
follow it.
1.-THE Travelling Salesman"
| Alfred l.. Dolson. press representa-
tive for Henry B. Harris's production
of The Travelling Salesman" by Jas
Forbes, is in the city arranging for
the appearance at the Gennett theater
Saturday. March S. of this famous
comedy which has recently completed
a run of four months at the Park the
alter. Boston, and six months at the
Illinois theater in Chicago, after an
entire seasons engagement at the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-02-26
TO FAVOR AMERICA

Especial Cable from the International
News Service.l
Rome. Feb. 26.-America is to be spe-
cially favored in the matter of canoniz-
ing saints. No fewer than ten deceased
North Americans are to receive the
title of Blessed at the Il sittings of the
Congregation of Rites to be held here
during 1910. The assembly will be
indeed very busy making saints this
year. The total number of canoniza-
tons will be sol. whereof. as already
mentioned. North America will get ten,
Ireland two and England one. The
remainder will be apportioned among
the Catholic countries.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-02-26
A little Diapepsin relieves bad
Stomachs in five

AS there is often some one in Your
family who suffers an attack of indi-
gestion or some form OF stomach
trouble. why don't you keep some DI.t-
pepsin in the house handy:
This harmless blessing will digest
anything you can eat without the
slightest discomfort, and overcome a
sour. gassy stomach five minutes after.
Tell your pharmacist to .et you read
the formula plainly printed on these
JsAcent cases of Pape's Diapepsin. then
YOU will readily see why il makes in
digestion, sour stomach. heartburn
and other distress go in five minutes
and relieves at once such miseries AS
belchiuS of gas. eructations of sour
undigested food. nausea. headaches,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-02-26

The fiftieth anniversary of the birth
of DR.. Ludwig Zamenhof was the oc-
casion of many meetings at which the
progress of Esperanto was the chief
topic. One speaker, before a large au-
dience in London. quoted Professor
Oswald, who declared in 1906 in a lee
ture delivered at Breslau that there
were at that time more than 100000
people who employed the language
Many improvements have been sug-
gested, but they have not impressed
the Esperanto stud dents favorably, and
according to DR.. Forester, tended sim,
ply to confuse people and to "injure
the foundation which has been firmly
laid" The Internacia Scienca Revuo
which has been published for six years
gives the names of large number OF
large business concerns of Germany
whose annual catalogues are now is
sued in the new language
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-02-26

Gaiety theatcr in New York. For his
theme and central figure, Mr. Forbes
has taken that great American type
the commercial traveller and cut and
dried rules for playwriting and said
to have, been cast aside, as he has
proceeded on the belief that the
thoughts CT the average man, his
deeds and emotion form a pretty fail
basis for play. 1t is a story that is
alive and walking up and down the
streets of every city. and it has been
told in plain American vernacular and
lines as forceful as mental sledgeham
mers to drive deep the thought aEd
story. James Forbes, who first at
tracted attention with his comedy
The Chorus Lady" is recruit from
the newspaper ranks to the play
wrights and there is in his work g
simplicity, truthtelling naturalism jus
on the lines of the life of the average
man. that grips and will not let &C
the interest to the very end
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-02-26

report from Winsted, Conn, states
that while Ed Chaffee who runs stage
coach between Winsted and Sanrisfield
Mass, was driving in binding snow
storm. fox jumped on the seat beside
him. The exhausted animal dropped
to the bottom of the coach and afte,
about ten minutes rest jumped out and
disappeared. Reynard threw two
hounds which had been chasing him
off the scent when he jumped into the
coach.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-02-26

Mrs. Florence Kelly and Mrs. ]. Bor
den Hartman of New York, and Miss
Grace F. Ward of Boston. were the on
ly women on the program as speakers
at the recent annual conference on
child labor which was held in Boston
There is no woman among the Officers
of the national child labor committee
only two on the bord OF fifteen
trustees and only four among the thir,
ty-one members of the committee. in
addition to the trustees.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-02-26
A WEAK WOMAN
AND HER STORY
In Floral, Ark, Lives 4 Lady Who
Feels That Her Strength Was
Restored by Cardui.

Floral Ark-"l must speak a good
word for Cardui." writes Mrs. Viola
Baker, OF this place.
about month ago l was in very bad
health. | was so weak and nervous that
was not able to do my Homework.
"My husband bought me one bottle Of
Cardui. the woman's tonic. took it &C
cording to directions and now l am in
good health.
81 think Cardui is fine tonic for weak
women"
And you are not the only lady who
thinks so, Mrs. Baker.
Thousands, like you, have written to
tell of the wonderful benefit Cardui has
been to them.
Cardui contains no minerals, or other
powerful drugs. 1t contains no glycerin
or other Misunderstanding ingredients.
1t is just a pure, natural extract, of
natural vegetable herbs, that have been
found to regulate the womanIy functions
and strengthen the female system.
All druggists sell Cardui.
See yours about it.
N R-Wnts 10: ladies' Advisory Oept, ChAfta.
noog1 Medicine Co. Chattanooga, 1enn. Tor Special
Inshucficas, md 64-p1ge book. Home Treatment
eor Womea sent in plain wTappef. On request .
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-02-26

Nothing so cheap for a good, whole
some, hearty breakfast, as Mrs. Aus
tins pancake flour. At all grOcers.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1910-01-19

enforce it by the penalty fixed. The
people have ignored the board and
would advise the board to let the
people know that large powers are
vested in them by law.
The village has a good health officer
and he has done his duty at per
sonal sacrifice as leniently and as ef-
fectively as he could, lacking the
hearty cooperation of the people.
The mildness of the epidemic has
made il more difficult for people have
made light of it, If one takes scar
let fever except from a pre-existing
case, if every case is isolated along
with those about it, and if all the vir.
US from il is destroyed in the pres
cribed way there will be no new ca
SEES. Granville has a good body OF
| physicians and with their help and
the help of the people the board OF
health should quickly bring this cpl
demic to an end. Respectfully, F. c
Curtis. NJ. d. consulting dermatolo
gist
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1910-01-19
NORTH BENNINGTON

Miss Belle McCafferty OF Troy, n.
" spent Sunday with Miss Nellie
Shanahan OF Main street.
Miss Emma Bryant, who has been
spending a few weeks at her home
in Manchester Center, has returned.
The committee appointed by mem
bers of Bryants band to meet a
committee from the North Benning-
ton band to bring about a consolida-
ton of the two bands report that af-
ter several meetings no agreement
was reached Several concessions
were made by both bands and the fin
al point was that no agreement could
be made as TO the name under which
the new band should be given. Mr..
Bryant was to put in his instruments
costing about $500 and offered his
services as leader free of charge or
would accept any member of either
band as leader and would himself
play any instrument desired and all
he asked for was to have the band
go under some name in which his
name would appear and under the
circumstances this seems to be a
reasonable proposition. The band is
working hard on new music and vii
be in a position to give concert:
during the summer, while they dc
not play as high grade of music a:
older bands they will endeavor tC
please the public with good selec
lions which it is hoped will be appre
ciated by all,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1910-01-19
SOUTH SALISBURY

The funeral services Of Mrs. Eliz-
abeth Tabor Holmes took place at
her late residence in SALISBURY Cen
ter Sunday afternoon at O'Clock,
Rev. Thomas Adams of the Baptist
church officiating. Mrs. Holmes was
born in White Greek, \. Y, in 1897
and for l6 years after her marriage
she resided in Westford, Vt, but for
the last 20 years she has lived IN
SALISBURY Center where she passed
away Friday The remains wert
taken to Westford for interment. Her
sister, Mrs. Margaret Frisbe and her
son and wife, Mr.. and Mrs. George
Holmes wish to express their thanks
to all the neighbOrs and friends who
have so kindly assisted during her
late illness.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1910-01-19
BENNINGTON BRIEFS
News of the Town and viE<Se Told Briefly
f0r Busy Readers

Mrs. W. E Putnam is confined 10
the house by an attack of rheuma
tsm.
Harold Cole has resumed his stud
les in the Albany college Of Phar-
macy.
Monument lodge. Knights Of Py-
thias viii hold a regular meeting this
evening.
Mrs. c. A. Maurer is spending sew
eral days in New York as the guest
of friends.
Miss Mary Minnerly Of Bristol,
Conn. is spending a few days in
town with friends,
The North Bennington High school
will 90 to Hoosick Falls on a sleigh
ride Friday evening.
Commissioner II. G. Thomas re-
ports that % deer were killed OF
found dead in Vermont in December.
Miss Alice Morrissey. who has
been visiting her parents, Mr., ana
Mrs. \. ]. Morrissey of County street
returned to her studies at the Troy
city hospital today.
George F. Graves has purchased a
seven passenger 40 horsepower Sell
! den automobile This car is made
by a Rochester, y. Y, firm and wheh
delivered will be the first of its kind
owned by a local resident.
An effort is being made to form a
high school baseball league for next
season Among the high school
teams. which the league may include
are Lansingburgh, Troy, Bennington
Hoosick Falls, North Adams and WIN
Jamestown.
Tuesday nights rain spoiled the
sleighing and made walking today ,
serious problem The sidewalks an(
streets are a glare of ice. Severa
people have taken their annual fal
and accidents are now in order The
small boys with sharp skates seem Il
be the only ones who enjoyed them
selves. Many skated to school thi
morning and used the school yard a
skating rink.
Word was received here Tuesda
of the sudden death in Wilkes-barrt
Pa. of Thomas Barrett, husband G
Mrs. Catherine Barrett of Gage s
He was employed as an engineer
mine and may have met his deaf
while at work. He leaves beside
his wife. two sons, Edward BARRE
of Wilkes barre and Thomas of tn
town and two daughters, Miss Wea
thy Barrett of New York and Mis-
Catherine Barrett of this town. Mr.
Barrett and daughter Catherine lie
. this morning to attend the funeral
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1910-01-19
TELEGRAM FROM MRS. COOK
Also Letter with Finger Marks Says
Secretary Of Doctor

Copenhagen, Jan 19.-Referring to
the statement attributed to Mrs. Steb
bins a New York friend Of Mrs. Fred
eric A. Cook, that the explorers wife
had not left America since his disap-
nearance. Walter LOnsdale Dr.
Cooks secretary, says that Mrs
Stebbins must be mistaken.
The reason for his belief is that he
received telegram from Mrs. COOK
dated Gibraltar, December 70 ano
that DR.. Cooks notebook also sent
to him from Gibraltar, was incloseC
in a cover with Mrs. Cooks handwrit
ing and with her finger print in wax
Mr.. Lonsdale admits that the teie
gra-a might have been spurious an(
the cover prepared in New York bu
he does not think this was the case.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1910-01-19
Raw Meat as a Food for Hens

Those who are familiar with Poul-
try know with what eagerness they
eat raw meat of any kind. This hab-
il indicates that raw meat is some
thing nature demands. There is per-
haps no material better adapted to
the needs of fowls-especially in win
ter-than Green Cut Bone and Me@
ground together 1t is not only in
MIGRATING but it contains in form
easily assimilated the very elements
required for the making of eggs, 1t
will make hens lay when everything
else fails.
C. S. Page of Hyde Park, VT will
send POO 10. barrel Of Green Gun
Bone and Meat for $3.50, freight pre-
raid, to any point in New England on
Middle states. When writing him
please mention this paper.