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Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-08-25
Irish Wit.

Swift scoffed at Irish wit" in some
biting lines. Nevertheless Irish wit IS
one of the most precious things. one
soon has surfeit of the professional
funny man in England. the pawty
Scot. the American humorist Tb"
Irish peasant never disappoints, ana
with him it is all so naive and natural.
London Saturday Review.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-08-25
STRIKING Il Rioh.

"Did you ever strike It rich pros
pecting?
"Only once replied the wesleruer
u was going along trail in the moun
tains late one afternoon when ! saw
the CLEAN of metal Fastening TO 1t,
found
"Silver or goIdy'
'Tin. Ii was a matchbox. full too
And | had been out OF matches since
my early morning smoke. "-Philadel
phia Ledger
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-08-25
WHAT EVERY WoMANLY
WOMAN WANTS

One of the fondest desires of mil
lions of women is to have beautiful
hair.
This desire can be gratlfied without
the slightest risk, for druggists every
where, and e. J. Jenkins, sell a hair
tonic called Partisan Sage, that Will
turn dull, lifeless, unattractive hair
into lustrous and attractive hair in
two weeks. or money back.
Put the name on your shopping list
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-08-25
An Experience at Hull House.

Even death itself sometimes fails &c
bring the dignity and serenity wnivh
one would fam associate with old age.
recall the dying hour of one old
Scotchwoman whose long struggle 70
keep respectable" had so emblliered
her that her last words were gibes Tor
those who were trying to minister to
her. $50 you came i'll yourself this
morning. did you? You only sent
things yesterday ! guess you knew
when the doctor was coming. Don't
try to warm my feet with anything but
that old jacket that I've got there; II
belonged to my boy who was drowned
at sea nigh thirty years ago, but IT'S
warmer yet with human feelings than
any of your COMPOUNDED charity not
water bottles" Suddenly the harsh
gasping voice was stilled in death. ana
| awaited the doctors coming. shaken
and Mortified. Jane Adams in Amer
lean Magazine
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-08-25

When you know you have bought
the best you are always satisfied. The
Singer Sewing Machine is the best
in the world. Sold for cash or on
small monthly payments. Phone 1ob'
T. A. satterwhite Salesman and Col
lector.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-08-25
Benefits of Music.

do you believe that music prevents
crime?"
ITO a certain extent" replied Nj.
Sinnick. "When man keeps both
hands and his breath busy with cor
net you know he can't be picking peck
cts. attempting homicide or slanderins
his neighbors. - Washington Star
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-08-25
Goodness. and Greatness.

Goodness comes from within FROM
feelings. thoughts and desires resulting
in actions. Greatness is the conse-
quence Of bold actions. great energy
ambition. enterprise and perseverance
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-08-25
Easily Manaued.

First Grit mean 10 be engaged
when I'm nineteen Second Girl-But
supposing you cant manage II: flrsi
Girl-Then shall remain nineteen un
til am engaged
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-08-25

"rm going to the dentists to have
this tooth out just mind the baby
till come back " Husband with
alacrityi- You mind the baby. Jessie
III 60 aud ger q tooth pulled out,
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-08-25
Imnressad Her.

"You will never be able to make her
believe that he Is liar
81 wonder whyr
81 believe that he once told her she
was beautiful. - Houston Post.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-08-25
A Comparison.

In school at Washington boy was
asked to compare the word 'sick.'
The little fellow arose in his place
looked around him for moment. his
face a picture of deep thought. and
then he said:
"Sick. worse. dead'-Los Angeles
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-08-25
Chande.

Old Lady lin drug ore'-Boy, can
you change a dollar bilI: Boy Yes.
maam. How'll you nave it-in qui
nine pills or cough dropsi- Exchange
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-08-25
Backing.

Borrowby The scheme would be a
bowling success II could secure tue
proper backing. and Grimshaw
The only backing am doing this year
Is out.-Puck.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-08-25
Her Bait.

you have to have different bait for
different fish. don't you. ma g.
II guess so I know caught ob-
ster with mistletoe New York Press
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-08-25

An irritable man lies like hedge
hog rolled up the wrong way. torment
ing himself with his own prlckies' L
+. Tond
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-08-25
Eor Sale. reglstered pointer pups.

For Sale, registered pointer pups,
no better in Texas. sire Carradine's
Pleo, No 1920, A. M. F. D. $. B. Dan
carradine's Leila. No. 1880, A. NJ. r.
D. S. B. F. e. carradine, Taylor
Texas. zsS
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-08-25

Integrity Of life is fame's best friend
John Webster.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1910-08-25

To be wise we must 6rst learn TO be
happy Maeterlinck.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1910-03-24
SINGS HER OWN SONGS.

Mrs. Grace f. Watson will give a
concert at the NJ. f. church Wednes-
day. March 80 under the auspices Of
We Girls and the proceeds will go to
the pipe organ fund. The st. Paul
Pioneer Press says # Mrs. Watson:
The Schubert club welcomed back
an old memSer Friday afternoon in
its regular weekly at home-one who
has gained distinction during the last
few years as a composer Of songs.
Mrs. Watson has a beautiful and sym.
pathetic soprano voice, extraordinarily
susceptible to color, and capable Of
imaging forth the brilliancy Of spring
sunshine IT Of shading darkly ma
lures clouds and rain. She SANG a
half dozen songs for the Schubert club
members and many more than that at
Visitation convent Friday morning,
appearing early in the week in a song
recital at Carleton college, North
field, and at Albert Lea.
Mrs. Watson was born in Rochester
and raised in Marshall MINI. Her
home is at Cedar Rapids, Iowa, and
she is distinctly a product OF the Mid.
die West, her mental type and strong
melodic gift indentifying her, perhaps
intangibly, but none the less surely
with this section.
Although her nature songs. such as
the Receipt for an April Day." and
The Flowers Lullaby" are strikingly
original, you are unfallingly reminded
on hearing them of the poems of Eu-
gene Field and the melodies Of Ethel
bert Nevin. Its Raining Violets" is
the most cheerful song heard in st.
Paul for a long long, time, and "Try
Smiling has philosophy in its music
as we'll as in It's words. 1.-The Awaken
ing OF Sweet William" presents a
whimsical and humorous view OF the
garden, and the plantation songs are
lovely Of their kind.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1910-03-24
DON'T BE BALD.
Almost Any One May Secure a SpIen
did Growth Of Hair.

You can easily find out for yourself
II your hair needs nourishment, IL It is
thinning, getting dry, harsh and brit
tie, or splitting at the ends. You sim,
ply have to pull a hair from the top on
your head and closely examine its root
II the bulb Is plump and rosy it is all
right; II it is white and shrunken your
hair is diseased and needs nourish,
ment.
We have a remedy for hair troubles
that cannot be surpassed. 1t has a
record of growing hair and curing bald.
ness in SO out of 100 cases where used
according to directions for a reason.
able length OF time. It will even grow
hair on bald heads II the scalp is not
glazed and shin. That may seem like
It to be, and no one should doubt 1t
until they have put our claims to an
actual test.
We are SO sure that Rexall "93" Hair
Tonic will completely eradicate dan.
drun. prevent badness, stimulate the
scalp ana hair roots, stop falling hair
and grow new hair, that We personally
give our positive guarantee to refund
every penny paid us for Rexall 1913"
Hair Tonic in every instance where
1t does not do as We claim or fails to
give entire satisfaction to the user.
Rexall 1913" Hair Tonic Is as pleas
ant to use as clear spring water. It is
perfumed with a pleasant odor, and
deos not grease or gum the hair. We
have 1t In two sizes, prices so cents
and 800. We urge you to try Rexall
"93" Hair Tonic on our recommends
ton and with wi guarantee back Of
1t. You certainly take no risk. Re.
member, you can obtain Rexall RENE
dies In BrcoSings only It nj store
The Rexall Store. G. d. Kendall.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1910-03-24

C. C. Dyball and George Cotton
have purchased the Van Dusen eleva-
tor in this city and will take posses
sion Of the same July first. For about
ten years Mr.. Dyball has been man
ager of the Bingham Bros. elevator
in this city, and by upright dealing
and strict attention to business, he has
made a host Of friends among the
farmers who will be pleased to see
him branch out for himself. Mr.. Cot
ton is serving his first year here as
manager of the Van Dusen property.
and during his stay has made a whole
lot Of good friends. The new firm in
addition to buying grain, will handle
all kinds of fuel, and will also handle
flour and feed. The Tribune under.
stands that they will be prepared to
furnish seed grain another season to
all who may wish to secure the same,
and that they will put In special ma.
chinery for cleaning all kinds Of grain
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1910-03-24

City election will be held this year
the third Tuesday in April and 1t is
to be hoped that = board Of trustees
will be elected that will see that the
streets and alleys are cleaned Of the
accumulated Nth ard auu piles,
and thereby save the town from, per.
haps much sickness. Nearby towns
have had a good many cases Of scarlet
fever and a few cases OF typhoid fever
and they can be prevented by cleanli-
ness and good water. But without
clean streets, yards and alleys the
people cannot have pure water in a
town that depends on we'll water. OF
course no one wants the job Of city
trustee but il one does accept the office
they should work for the best interest
Of the people OF the town.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1910-03-24
Low RATES
TO PACIFIC COAST
Daily until April rs

One way tickets at special low rates
from all points on the North Western
Line to San Fralcisco, Los Angeles,
Portland and Puget Sound Points.
A ~tri-weekly service of Pullman
tourist sleeping cars through without
change via diverse routes from Man
kato, Alton and Sioux City to Los An,
geles, affords a most comfortable and
economical means of travel.
For full particulars apply to ticket
agents The North Western Line.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1910-03-24
About the County
WHITE.
WHITE.

From the Leader:
c W. Koenig had the honor of max
ing the first auto Trip between here
and Brookings Tuesday afternoon. He
found the roads pretty fair except one
mile near Bookings, and contrary to
some prophets, had no difficulty in
making the trip. Yesterday he went
out to the farm and brought in his big
touring car.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1910-03-24
hor Sc were excellent. and the A. o. II
ba.. pleased everyone present.

Mr.. and Mrs. Warehouse came
home from their wedding trip in the
east last week, and report a splendid
time. j. T. sold a big invoice OF furs
while In Chicago. Among the lot was
a silver gray and a long black hair fox
pelt. which were much priced by the
wholesale furriers.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1910-03-24

Walter Adams who moved to Wat
ertown last fall has skipped out for
parts unknown leaving his wife be-
hind. While Mrs. Adams was home
for a visit with her parents. Mr.. and
Mrs. Otto Lokke, Walter bought a
quantity of new clothing on credit
wife. who is only eighteen years old,
is at her parents home. Mr.. Lokke
had their household goods shipped
here, but after billing them out had
to make a second trip to WATERFOWL
to get the car released from an at
tachment for debt. Walters action
is deeply felt by both the Adams and
Lokke families.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1910-03-24
VOUGA.

From the Tribune:
Nels Rude left Sunday night for
Canton where he will represent the
Volga congregation Of the United Nor
wegian Lutheran church at the annual
meeting of the Augustana College.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1910-03-24
X. B. Utisard

The members Of congress. some Of
them, are from Missouri, and decline
to reward Peary for discovering the
north pole until he furnishes absolute
proof that he was at the pole.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1910-03-24
ELkTON.

From the Record:
Sheriff Miles was down from Brook
ings, yesterday. We don't know the
color Of his badge, but 1t must have
been green on that day.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1910-03-24

White is to have a new real estate
nrm. w. A. Burgess and c. w.
hoenjg are arranging to deal in Brook.
mgS county lands under the firm name
of the The White Land Co. Mr..
koenig will attend 10 the field work
and his ability to hustle is assurance
that he vii make things move some.
With three real estate firms in town,
there ought to be some land change
hands this season.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1910-03-24

Geo. f. Baker is planning on tn,
enlargement Of his residence early thi
spring. He will have the roof raised
making it a two story building and will
have a small addition built for a xii
chen. The change will be a decide
improvement.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1910-03-24
BRUCE.

From the Herald:
Ernest Morgan from Woodstock,
Iowa, arrived last Saturday with a car
OF stock and farm machinery and will
occupy the farm west Of the river.
where Henry Bahls lived, for the pres
emit. Mr.. Morgan owns a half section
Of land north OF town and will build on
his farm In the near future.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1910-03-24
AURORA.

From the Times:
Quite a delegation from Aurora were
suburban visitors Saturday afternoon
and evening. Among those in the city
were Mesdames o. j. Baker. w. J.
Hahn, A. NJ. Burn. and Geo. II. LARA,
bee.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1910-03-24

p. +. Minton, II of our industri-
Gus farmers east of town on the A.
Allison farm, is on the road to fort
une having solved the problem OF
cheap building material. He has
built a large roomy chicken house for
his full blood r. l. Reds out Of com.
pressed fax straw the shape of a COM
mon brick only somewhat larger in
size. The brick were compressed
with a common hay press. People
are coming from far and near to look
at his invention and all declare that
ii can't be beat. After this he will
be able to furnish his customers with
eggs for setting the year round. Good
luck to Pearl.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1910-03-24

Mrs. Kelly, the Bookings musical
merchandise hustler, sold a piano here
Tuesday. That lady will get a high
seat In heaven for general goodness.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1910-03-24

Carry Nation, Of worldwide fame,
will speak in the Volga opera house
ON Saturday afternoon, March, 26, at
two o'clock. Mrs. Nation is making
a campaign of the state and has spok
en- in many places.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1910-03-24

st. Patrick's day vas q dandy. A
large crowd celebrated here and every
thing ran smooth. Mr.. Egan gave q
nne address. The meas at the opera
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1910-03-24
HOP LEE
CHINESE LAUNDRY

B. ID.
All kinds Of laundry work done with neat
ness&And diapatch. Your patronage solicited
A trial will convince you OF what we say.
wO DOORS WEST OF REGISTER OFFICE
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1910-03-24

The legal notices were all posted
and printed. candidates nominated by
caucus, tickets printed and both sides
lined up for the battle on Tuesday.
when 1t was discovered that the an.
nual elections OF towns and villages
had been changed from the third Tues
day in March TO the third Tuesday in
April by the last legislature. Now it
has to be done all over again.
f. J. Cheatham and wife arrived
here last week from Spokane, Wash.
Friday morning they went up to Es-
telline and visited over until the first
OF the week when they returned here
and left on the Monday noon passenger
for Pipestone. After a brief visit in
that vicinity they will return home.
There stay was a very brief one, but
during the time Mr.. Cheatham met
many OF his old time friends of the
early days.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1910-04-21
FOR CONTEMPT OF COURT.
McndOn Land Holders on TrIa, for
Violation of Injunction.

Rutland. April 1S-There was n long
hearing in Rutland county court to-day
In the cases Of George w. Sawyer Mark
Tenney and NJ f. Rooney Of Mendon.
who were summoned before Judge A. A.
Hall to show why they should not he
adjudsed in contempt of court FOR not
complying with an injunction issued last
December on the prayer of the Vermont
State board OF health forhidding nine
Mendon farmers from emptying into feed
streams of the city reservoir house and
barnyard drainage Attorney General
John G. Sargent appeared for the health
board. City Attorney Marvele G. Weber
for Rutland and Attorneys T. W Molo-
ney and Fred S. Plat of this city for
the defense.
City Health Officer Clarence +. Ball,
who has made frequent examinations Of
the premises of the three defendants. and
3. l.. breed OF pttsford, who patrolled
the stream for weeks in the interest Of
the city. were the most important Wit
nesses A number of Mendon res idcnts
were also summoned
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1910-04-21
SCIENTIST A VERMONTER.
Late T.. u. Spencer Left Moving Ma
chimes to study Fish.

New York. April lS-Leonard 4. Spen-
Ger, II pioneer moving machine manufac-
tuler and for - years connected with the
New York aquarium as a scientist. died
q. a complication Of diseases late Satur-
day night IN his residence at 80 e West
l3lst street. Mr.. Spencer was also 4
Union veteran. and had lived in this city
for % years MIR. Spencer was - years
of age. and was born at Woodstock. Vt
He was graduated from Essex Academy
and then went to Worcester Mass.
where ne Manufactured some OF the f1rst
moving machines seen in New England
When the civil War started MIR. Spen-
Ger enlisted in an engineer corps from
Vermont and after serving three years
with the Union forces he resumed the
manufacturing business in Boston and
made an extended tour of Europe. where
he successfully introduced his style Of
machine. He vas abroad q wear. and
when he got back home he started manu-
featuring sewing machines. with head
quarters AT Hartford, Conn.
in 1850 he transferred the business to
New York city and five wears afterward
take up the study Of FISH and their hab-
its lie became a member of the scien-
,fc staff of the New York aquarium
Mr.. Spencer was considered an authority
on this subject. and for many wears he
prepared a great many pamphlets and
lectured before many schools on tho life
and habits of the Amy tribe He left a
wife
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1910-04-21
POLITICAL Ms ALL
MUCH INTERESTED
Il Told You So" and II Can t
Believe IT. the Comments
at Albany.

A,bspv Nv Aprtl 1e-Intense interest
WAS manifested In Albany to-day over
tho outcons -, tho .rec,al election In tho
2,nd conpressional district When I, be-
came known to-night that James s. HAY
ems the d.mocrafic candidate. had de-
r..atAd Georqo w Aldridye by apuroxi-
r.tclv & o.o vo.ee there were varied ex-
,resslors cs ~ ,old ,-ou so" and ..T
cam, he,,eva if Few however. of the
uolItica1 leaders. who eagerly watched
I'VE bulletins from Rochester were will
inc IN ne,-r,it ,bair comments on the re-
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1910-04-21
CAST Always PITY
UKLUCkY CAPTAIN
Passengers of the Minnehaha
Highly Commend Her Officers
in Signed Statement.

Hushtowr. St Marys, sciily Islands,
April lg-It was a jol'y party of casta-
ways that embarked to-day on the mail
steamer for penXance. since the passing
Of the fnst alarm the sixty-six passen-
gers OF the unlucky Minnehaha had been
10 the hce; Of spirits They had escaped
with their lives and baggage after ar
interesting experience and had been sur
feited with hospitality by the people of
Tie St.Iy is .auds. In fact a few were so
delieEted With their reception that they
decided to linger here for a few days az
the guests of the Englishmen who first
took them.
The only regret of the shipwreckcd
ones appeared to be that they were leaV-
ing the liner that brought them from
New York probably a hopeless wreck for
which Captain I.ayland must give an &C
coun.. The sympathy for the commander
and officers, who arc relieved Of all re-
sponsilillly ny the passengers, vas Qrr-
uine and unanimously expressed Before
emharlSinG TINS morning MI of tho passen-
gers signed a statement addressed To- III.
directors Of III. Atlantic Transport line
In which the conduct OF Captain I.ayland
was highly commended and the opinion
expressed that he should Jc in no wise
blamed for the accident.
The passengers declared their belief
that accurate navigation during the three
of fog was impossible Surgeon Galley
ana furser Hamand are given special
praise for their efficiency in getting the
women and children safely in and out of
the small boats George f. Crowell OF
| Nevada came In for much praise from
his fellow passengers for the assistance
| which he rendered the officers and crew
| in reassuring the frightened ones and
| helping the women and children. An
| other hero Of the occasion was billy
| jenkins, a farmer, who lives near thu
| scene OF the wreck. lie arrived at thu
| wreck 20 minutes after she struck ent
| worked valiantly In the resculng.
There appears to be little chance o
| saving the Minnehaha and she probabl.
| viii go to pieces within a few weeks anf
! in the event OF bad weather perhaps vii
not hold together for more than few
| days.