Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-10-30

ears, and always felt like was cramped up in stock
car; but out on them bouevards things was heap diff
ferent
Finally the pilot pulls up at destination; which
the is nice lookin little brownstone house on
lakewood Boulevard. Charlie and your Royal High
ness sdes up to the doorbe and gives it strong push
Charlie couldn't hardly take his hand off the bell
All same like ridn his first pitchn hoss-grabs
the horn and can't let go fer frjoes money. girl
She says she'll take it right up and will in and
set down. We GLASSES into the parlor and sets a
couple o chairs, me thinkn' what Missouri mule my
compadre is, and him thinkin the same
Set off the fireworks, Brother; things is beginnin
look up! little lady steps into the with O
them sunny smiles you hear about, and she looked
good to me full moon dark night. Partner,
she wasn't peach-o no. she was whole orchard that
girl! If you bet your money she the real article
you'd be feelin' like cattle king in time. Dark
hair with her little tryn to steal up into and
hide; blue eyes, blue the New Mexico sky ITSELF and
little red lips qu1yerin around her ivory white teeth
Son, she was it, I've said my say can't say more
but she was it with me! She could had my coat
and hat fer the askin'.
"She steps up to Charlie and says Mr.. Farnsworthe'
Charlie answers kind o dazed and she says am Miss
Nelson, and then, turnin to me- This is Mr.-Mr.-'
Baby, says Charlie. oh, yes she says, Mr..
Baldy'-'Not Mr.. Badly, busts in some hustered;
Just Bady'-'I think vii! begin instructions at
sees she's put in her ante misdeal; but, bless her
heart, couldn't say nothin feared to- and be-
sides anything she says goes with me- You put blue
chip on that, my son, you can't lose way at ALL
"She explains as how she's tooter, which the
is term applied to people which learns children that
is too blame ignorant to be learnt Instructn' New
Mexico is not exactly in her line but for Mr.
SCOTS sake SIZE will do her best. Be your way
gentlemen, and appear bright and early tomorrow
morning at nine o'clock She does have the United
States language the tip of her tongue and before we
knows it we outside in weak and trembn condition.
gain at each other with the expression of locoed
cow. oh, dishpans! says Charlie, havin some deli
cacy about usin stronger words. can't learn nothin
from her!-'You can't eh? says, feeln at a loss to
express my sentiments without promiscuous language
I'll hat girl knows heap more'n you ever forgot. 1
judge she knows moren dictionary or an almanac
You can't learn nothin' huh? A body'd think you was
handbook universal information, the way you talk
1t amt, he says mournful that she don't know
enough; but couldn't learn from keepin my mind on
her. My hearts out O whack now he says. putin his
lunchhooks his side with dismal groan. Come on
Mr. Badly he says perkn up, let's drift back to the
hotel
THAT evenn' at supper he acts like hopeless case
He reminded me o them newspaper articles which says
The doomed man ate hearty supper, consstin of a
whole glass O water and hunk O. apple pie.
THE next mornin drags it fer Miss Nelson's abode
to take the first lesson on how to become members
o the great aggregation high steppers which is noted
fer their ability @ har die fork