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Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1910-03-01

prophet, hits the bulls eye about as
often as-the weather bureau. But
he doesn't think so.
Some noser has discovered that the
word editor" in Latin means some
thing to eat" 1t has a different
meaning in Palisade, where a fellow
has to scratch around like the dickens
to make a living.
Two Palisadians dining. The soup
was hot so one of the quests took a
spoon and fished out piece of ice
from his drinking glass, and put 1t
in the soup.
Say" said his companion, with a
nudge, that's no way to cool your
soup
How do you do it?"
why, blow your soup!
But the hostess from the far end
of the table didn't hear.
Market reports from Chicago an
nounce that the ten dollar hog has
arrived. The hve-center has been
in New York for some time, especi-
ally in the Subway.
The Count de Kingsley says, 1t
has just about gotten SO in this coun-
try that a girls complexion looks un-
natural
DR. Frederick James Quigley is SO
devoted to his business that he never
misses a minute from his office dur
ing hours.
DIR Charles P Berkey has some
skis, but the snow has been rather
poor for using them since they ar
rived
First Husband: Il would have you
understand, sir, that | am the dictator
in my own house
Second Husbands Yes, and l guess
your wife is dictatine'
Richard Bennett, who is sometimes
called an actor, and a good one at
that, was at home again February
p.
The waning winter! Sounds we'll
enough on paper, but the coal bills
continue to pile up.
All OF the snow had disappeared
from tile ground February p.
Vincent Brady went to Chicago
February 20.
The activity among the real estate
men of these diggings is largely in
evideree
Little Barbara and Constance Ben
nett have a cute little sister who ar
rived Sunday, February p, about II
a. m.
Joseph MCGEE, who built a gate on
his front porch to keep the baby in.
says it was all a joke-the baby
would open paddock
Mrs. H. D. Douglas has a window
in her d1ning-room with growing ivy
vines that is about as beautiful as 4
window could be.
Edmund g. Stalter one OF the lead
ing legal lights OF Paterson, dined OH
recent Sunday with the Richard
BENEFITS in Dearborn road
Miss Helen McCrystal, OF Pater-
son. was a guest of the Paul T.
Bradys several days in early March
Work on the Palisade Union
,hurch Is now started again 1t will
be pushed 10 completion "a fast a
possible.
A certain young lady of Palisade
let fall the remark the other day that
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1910-03-01

ickc house. - Tic
Men seldom mount at = SIM,
To the ladders very tom .'SF I'd
They must slowly limb +
round. = 'ould
with many a start and sion
And the winner is sure to he +.
who labOrs day by day y 'lf 9
For the world has learned :.
safest plan "'
Is to keep on pegging ,u,
Nixon Watern,
The Englewood Press so..l
Maurice Gray as having d gyaf
into one of the best basketbs lI' w.
ever seen in the High School ,s :-
When the last baby girl sr-ir.l
Gently Richard Bennett said aTs1
have more daughters than anv w" ~.
Pallsade except the Bradys"
The emerald-green grass grown.
the brooklet leading to The T.
looked queer enough during h. f.
days OF February. The warm =,
water, no doubt, from wbrs
water comes nearby. caused + ]
ii wasn't spring.
Mrs. W. F. Freeman. OF 4ri..y
avenue. Is slowly recovering f-or,
extended attack OF the grin I
Freeman also has been a victim n5
same trouble. but is better.
Don't talk about rour neigsa
people. Nine times out Of In
don't know what you say.
Ever try to put on thin sock, !
were too small for YOU" .
Brown OF Smith.
Yes. replied Smith.
We'll. what was the result.
Torn socks"
George Roedeles has cleaned d
the leaves of winter lingering I'll
hedges, and is now PREPARED
for spring gardening.
We'll, the old song Of HANNAH
saw. trowel and hatchet, ar5 4
making sweet music in Palisais
Before the season Is over PIE.
walks will be divided betvtt-
western slope and the new e.qaa
on the river front-two view, a
comparable beauty.
Never worry about any licsns
selling intoxicants in the qa,l
won't happen.
Nils Paulson has just anisa
handsome garage for Mrs. Logs
Ray Dwiggins will visit rela-Ts
Illinois during his Easter rl,1
instead of coming home.
Miss Frances McCue, OF l-t.'a
Ohio, was a guest OF the Brl-n'
Sunday, March 10.
Paul Brady says he's the c1''@
drum beating. Eth, Paul,
A few sign boards around ti-a
would look better down than -r
More new AUTOMOBILES O..
Sunday than you could sha57 =
at.
Ernie LANCE Is up and 9-' Z. Z
after his mixup with a Hli-a b
Ernie says he Is like a W5al7-
has no further us for mix =
Mr.. and Mrs. Freeman na'5
this past month
Mr.. Walter Biuu-r cels5f-....- !
thirty-fourth BIRTHDAY thl' Hlo--
eclat tchocolate) and beer
They say that neeessi2
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1910-03-01

The hours I spent with thee, dear
heart.
Are as a string OF pearls TO me;
/ count them over, every one apart
My Rosary,
Robert Cameron Rogers.
Some wag said the other day:
There are always a good many peo-
pie who keep the balance OF the
community busy wondering how they
live so we'll"
Well say what you please. being a
candidate for office makes a man
much more on his dignity Ask two
Palisadians.
-'Twixt twilight and dark. up near
Manitou Park. a maiden sat combing
her bright golden hair. when heated
with roaming, all painting and foam
ing. there came up and squeezed her
her, the bear did not bite her. she
lay back and murmured: 20. still
tighter. dear" This broke up old
bruin, he let off his wooing. sneaked
back TO the mountains and hid a
whole year.
William Quigley, after hearing it
said several times that he had a
charming voice, remarked: Thank
you! shall have it ploughed"
The little boys were all very much
grieved about Ernie Lange's recent
injury
To be consistent IS the greatest OF
all known virtues The one conso-
lation Is that few possess it.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1910-03-01

DR. Charles p Berkey is gradually
getting settled in his handsome new
home next to the Elmer Dwigginses
in Cumbermede road.
The opening of the newly-fnished
block in Palisade avenue, between
Bluff road and Bride way this
spring, will mark a great improve
ment in Palisade
Someone has said that the man who
knew how to run a newspaper to suit
everybody. died long ago. No won
deri
Someone has been giving away
police whistles to the little boys
around town. 1t is confusing to have
these whistles blown at random If
real trouble should come, a police
man might not respond. Think it
over. boys.
Moonlight musings.
Does she sit and think of me
While the sun sinks in the west?
While the songsters in the tree
Lay their little plans for rest2
Does she. while the stars above
Palely light the rolling sea,
Groom delicious songs of love
Having. as their burden. me?
Does she smile when I am near.
Weep. when | am far. lot?
Chortle when | reappear?
No-unfortunately not.-Ex
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-12-16
MORRILL, STORE. ROBBED
Jos. Michalskei Of Same
Town, Ass|d Z Years,
9E,:. 3>@ .@.%s : is Accused IS: ::

The Jos. r. Pohl store at the -Four
Corners morrill, town was broken into
and buTgariized Of @82 in, bills and
SILVER Inst evening. Jos. Michalskei,
the seventeen year old son Of John
4ichGlskei OF that place. ana who
slnoe belng driven away from home
byghis father had been making his
home with q Mr.. d Miller, was .sus-
pected OF the: deed. He was placed
under arrest Tuesday and taken to
this city. It IL stated that the lad
adnitted, his guilt, stating that he had
returned $l6 OF the amount BY passing
it, Snnder the warehouse door ana
keeping but y, utsof winch he had
expected to pay the. store e-keeper ii. 80
which he owed him. The ZIG were
found In: the place indicated, bat. the
remainder Of the money has not been
located. The youth was taken before
Justice 6err1tzs yesterday morning,
and L., W. Vasaly was appointed by
the court to defend him. An adjourn.
ment was taken 70. 8 O'Clock of that
day and then another to 2 o'clock this
afternoon, in order to give defendant
chance to secure some one to go on
his bonds for hail.: 1t is. expected that
defendant will waive e1amlnalon and
be bound over to the district court.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-12-16

WAS AN EXCELLENT PLAY.
"Rosallnd at He'd Gate drama
in four acts, put on by the Gaskill-
MacVitty- Carpenter company at the
Milo theatre Monday evening did not
receive the patronage it deserved,
owing to the lateness of the hour at
which the lecture by DR.. Thos. e.
Green at the congregational church
came to close. ~,
The play was of an exceptionally high
class order, being evon better than
THE House of Thousand Candles =
Each member of the cast acted his
or her part in a most credltable
manner. Miss Jean Ward, who PLAYED
botn the part of the heroine, Rosalind,
and of Helen Holbrook was q prime
favorite, while the hero Larry Donavan,
characterized by VIM. Marble, Jr fuv-
nished the comedy parts Of the play.
The drama thrilled with romance.
mystery and adventure.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-12-16
CLAIMS TITLE. I0 SAFE


! An Adjournment has been taken to
next Tuesday IN the: sensational re-.
Eplevln suit commenced IN Justice
Gerritx q court Tuesday morning, by
which a. r. Hall Of: this city attempts
TO secure possession of the Carv safe
yalued at $50 and bearing his name
which has been in the court house ! for
some twenty i've years. the past few
years OF which it has occupied q place
Eln the county treasurer . o.Hoa
MI. Hall claims that he had loaned
the safe quarter OF q century ago to
Leon Houde, deceased, who was then
clerk 6f court. He had since lost track
of IT. until he noticed it recently in the
county; treasurer q 0:ice. -. ::&E. :
Barring the possibility OF the safe
having been purchased BY the county at
any time, it is claimed BY the county
oe.iclals that Mr.. Hall has lost rlght to
it in the first place because he was
ad1udged bankrupt year ago last
June and secondly by the statute OF
limitation, having failed to commence
action on thus matter within six.
years. The contention of the county
further is that 1T is up to Mr.. Hall to
prove title to safe, and not to gain it
through weakness ct the defense of the
county. The matter is interesting and
Will be closely watched. .
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-12-16
SHOPPING


As evidence that the people Of this
city and county are doing their Christ
mas shopping early, at least as early
as last year, thesstores of this city re-
port business fully 4as good. If not
better, than last. season. On the. street
and at ono OF the stores Santa Claus
=ahowed himself last Saturday. There
are but eight days more of shopping
before the holiday OF all holidays
is here and 1t behooves those who do
not relish the idea Of waiting to be
served to do their, shopping at once.
For the special convenience Of these
Christmas shoppers the stores; wilt
be open every evening the coming
week. ! As it will be an extra hard
week on the clerks, buyers can
assist them by purchasing as early as
possible. The stores are eDumerating
in the columns Of the local papers
an excellent selection Of Christmas
presents, and it should be quite easy to
choose something suitable for gifts,
Remember ''Do your Christmas
Shopping Now. ','As Christmas comes
on Sunday the stores of the city have
decided to close on Monday, the 26th,
in order that their clerks get much
needed vacation,
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-12-16
BASKET B OPENS UP 4
Local High and All Stars
I. 81 City Play Game !.

The initial game OF basket bail fol
the season will $be played in tho
Germanla hall this evening when the
local high school quintet will take on
tine All Stars, mace. up of former high
school students. fora pract1ee game.
The aspirantssto positions on the high
school quints have j, been pTac cticing
through the week + and have g0tton1
into cond1tloh 20 DO some of tho fast
work whichsWiH be required Q+ them
during the season. The An StaFs
have also bean getting into shape
lately and expect To put up quite m
argument against the high school
;te1m. Their: line up Will IN all pro
liability be Frank Cannon and Harry
Meyers, forwards, Ernest Gatchel
center, and Ed. Berg and Alfred Stoi]
guards, while for the high school
quintet the game will most likely be
started out with: Hall and ,Longley
forwards, Brannen center and Diedrich
and Greisch guards. =: ,.1s.-.i :.
The high school quintet will COM
menco its seasons schedule Friday
evening, January,1a, when it Will meet
tie st. Cloud Normal team on the local
floor. On February it will take on
the Aitkln high. A couple games with
Staples have also been scheduled.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-12-16
ICE 1 OPT AIlONS START


The Trebby Ice, company commences
ioe: cutting and storage operations thi.
|sysaf noarlysa month earlier than las,
season. Tuesday morning the com.
pAny 6eaIted marking ont q live acre
tFaot G ice, and expects to have ite
holatfn machinery AND everything
[olsea an;sshapet 20 commence ploughin9
mp tho leo snsxt sMonda The ice ID
the pleafeet ifs has been FOR yeArs. II
4 thir&ean inches thick. ana sas: there
~ no 1noW. the work at shaving it ID
not necessary this year III is-the $ob-
Ject t5of tho company tofdo as much, it
not saA Of it's ice,packing before tho
comang OF . big snow fall. w. " !. ::
S. About 3. 600 toEs of lee will be cut
ana packed for the. company's use and
about as much more Tor the. JAG.
kiewel Brewing company, Little Falls
e Creamery. Onion Provision company,
tt1e hospital, and several other smaller
consumers OF the city. About twenty
i've men will be employed in taking
out the ice crop. -
As the walls of the ice house were
packed with saw-dust last year, it
will only be necessary this season to
put the sawdust, plenty of which is
at hand, on top of the ice, thereby
saving considerable extra labor.
The Drellack Ice company will com.
mence harvesting its first winters ice
crop in a. week or ten days.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-12-16
PRESIDENT MAY ACT ON LID
QUESTION.

1t is asserted in Washington. D. e.
that a hearing Is to be had soon before
Secretary Ballinger of the Interior
department and possibly before Presl-
dent Taft on the Indian Lid question,
ending which the presidents order
restricting the limits of the dry zone
to the immediate vicinity OF Indian
reservations will be held MP. The
special agents it is stated will in the
mean time be busy preparing list of
the sections which are to be exempted
from the liquor clause -ot the Indian
treaties. ,,&
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-12-16
COME AND GONE

Mrs. D. II. Parsons, who was visit
ing IN Minneapolis, returned Wednes-
day.
Joseph Eich, who was visiting at
! PhiIbrook, returned Wednesday.
Mrs. W. A. Brooman of Minneapolis
returned home Wednesday, after a
| visit here as the guest of her BROTHER
Dan Blanchard.
/ Andrew Swedback was business
visi tor in Brainerd Wednesday.
Miss Mary Herick. who was visiting
in Minneapolis, returned Wednesday.
Mrs X. A. Meister went to Dubu.
! que, Iowa, Wednesday, called there by
the serious illness OF her mother.
Walter Litke came down from
Bralnerd Wednesday for visit with
his family, he having opened roller
rink in the northern town.
Mrs. j. W. Jarboe went to Pequot
Wednesday, where sne Is to be en-
pioyed in the Woodwork & Davis store.
Clare McPheson, who was visiting
relatives here, returned to Estavan,<
Sask., Canada Wednesday.
w. E. Penfield, who was on q bust
ness trap Id the East for the Pine Tree
Manufacturing company, returned
| Tuesday.
MIR. and Mrs. Ed. Slmard departed
Wednesday for a two-mOnths visit
with relatives at Montreal, Canada and
points IN New Hamshlre.
Mrs. Huntington Taylor went to st.
Panl Wednesday, after visit here as
the guest of Mrs K. d. Musser.
Mrs. B. Y. McNairy, Jr. of Frazee
returned Wednesday,, after q visit
with relatives here. 80
Mrs. NJ. Mayer of Sartell returned
home Wednesday, after a visit here
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Frank
Soboleski. - -. .:: ::HT
Carl Bolander. who was VISITING in
Brainerd, returned Wednesday.
f:1CsW. Bouck Of RoyaltOn was
business visitor in the city Tuesday.
f: Mrs. Hayo van Mark and children
departed Tuesday for their new home
I at Sidney, Nebraska. s:sz :, -.
n. Barnes wasEa business visitor
''at IT. Ripley Tuesday. -: II. -.
Chas: Lundwell left the first of tho
week for Black Duck. -. -,
: Mrs. Vim Coon? who was Waiting in
/ Bralnerd, returned Iueeday.- -.
+ Harvey Grimmer was mp from, st.
Cloud calling on the local trade Tues
+. JOS. Eich, who was visiting in st.
i Cloud, returned Tuesday. >sg@ .~.m ~ r
Mrs. L. Beuchner, who was visiting
]. in the Twin cities, returned Tuesday. I
T. Mrs. ~. "A. summons Of Rochester
lis visiting with Mrs.sA. II. Vernon.
Warren Higbee, who was visiting at
Ft. Ripley, returned Yesterday. y =,& z
| j. Miss Bessie McC Greedy, who was
- ~ N mnov&1,4,.4
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-12-16
PURCHASE RED CROSS SEALS.

+ PURCHASE RED CROSS SEALS.
The lied Cross seals on sale at a
number of the business houses OF the
city are meeting with a considerably
+ Saatsr demand this season than last
year, due no doubt to the fact that the
people have become acquainted with
the great purpose that the funds
created by the sale OF the stamps is
used, that Of the prevention ana relief
of tuberculosis. The sale of the seals
locally is already considerably more
than last year, and if all Christmas
shoppers remember to purchase just
a few of these seals, very creditable
showing will be made.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-12-16
HOSPITAL NOTES,

Herbert Muncy entered the hospital
last Friday to receive treatment for
typhoid fever.
Mrs. J. Borden of Royalton under
went an operation at the hospital Sun
day.
Mrs. Clara Wagner underwent an
operation for tubercular appendicitis
at the hospital Saturday morning. She
was slightly better yesterday.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-12-16
8 AUTHOR OF CHILDREN'S
BOOK.

A new book for children. entitled
Flower Children, which is destined
to take the place Of the Mother
Goose" book in many homes during
the coming years, has been written and
is now being offered to the purchasing
public. The author of the book ls Mrs.
George Cantield of 20 Twelfth street
North, Minneapolis, former resident
Of this city. Her pen-name il Elizabeth
Gordon. Her book came in for con-
siderable praise in the columns Of last
Sundays Tribune
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-12-16
FORMER LITTLE FALLS MEN
INCORPORATE.

Chas w. Woodworth, president, M.
G. Davis. vice president and treasurer.
and W. R. Tanzer, secretary, have IN.
corporated as the Woodworth- Davis
Company, with capitalization of
$40, OOO, to conduct general mercan'
tile store, creamery and saw and
planning mill. e. y.
Ihe gentlemen are business men of
Pequot, and the first two named are
well-known former residents OF this
city, the family Of Mr.. Davis still
residing here.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-12-16

A room 16x27 feet has been secured
by Sylvester Il Nichols in the west end
of the new Hail pool hall, adjoining
the confectionery candy kitchen on
the south.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-12-16
ROYAL NEIGHBOKS ELECT.

ROYAL NEIGHBORS ELECT.
The local lodge of Royal Nelghbors
elected the following officers for the
ensuing year at its annual meeting
last Monday evening":
Oracle-Mrs. Catherine Magee.
Vice Oracle-Mrs Edith Cairnes.
Chancellor-Mrs.J Josephine Dawson.
Recorder-Mrs Hermine Harrison.
Receiver-Mrs. Lillian Renne.
Marshal Miss. .Odile Heroux.
o. S.-Miss Hattie Ba]siger.
I. .S.-Mrs. Mary Lakin. r.,
Manager for 8 years-Mrs. Elizabeth
Eadie.
Pbysicians-Drs. e. e. Hall and J.
B. Hoist.
Delegate to State Camp-Mrs.
Hermine Harrison.
Atternare-Mrs. Josephine Dawson.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-12-16
PLAYS RETURN ENGAGEMENT.


"A Bachelors Honeymoon, = a rich
comedy which made a decided bit
when it was presented at the Milo
theatre August the 10th last by Gibson
& Bradfeld, plays q return engage
ment here next Wednesday evening.
The play was greeted by a large
audience at Its initial appearance here,
at which time the audience was time
after time thrown. into paroxisms Of
laughter by Rose ,Ainsworth, J. B.
Wilson and Chas. A.. Williams, who
Benjamin Bachelor and Dr. Ludwig
Schwartz respectively, BY the most
ludicrous posltions in which they were
complicated. speciaities Of q b,gh class
order are introduced between acts, and
some good scenery is shown. A packed
house should greet the second appear
ance Of the company IN this city.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-12-16
DIED

Mrs. Anna Schwaller, aged 80 years,
one of the earliest settlers OF Mime
sofa, died Tuesday morning at 8 &c
o'clock at the American House. Fhe
olu lady had caught cold about q
week previous, from which and the in.
firmitles of old age she rapidly failed
until death ensued. Deceased had been
q resident OF this state during the past
65 years, ~. -. T..
Born in Ireland Nov. Is, 1921, Mrs.
Anna Schwalier, nee Bragen, crossed
the ocean and settled at. Oswego. N.
Z. ): in the year 1852. Two years later
she moved TO- Quebec, Canada, where
she became. the wife of John Schwaiier,
and in 1855 the couple moved to Min
nesota, locating at Belle Plaine
About seven years ago the family
moved to New Prague, where Mr. 4
Schwalier passed away two years: ago
During the past sixteen months
Mrs. Schwalier had been residing
with her son, Jos. H. Schwaller Of the
American Houee. ~ ,-.s:s y,
#l Besides this son, deceased is sur.
vived by two daughters, Mrs. John
Reuter-. Of Underwood, N. p. who
was here at the time Of the. old lady I
|uemise, and Mrs Walter Hagerty OF
minneapolis. ? She also leaves fifteen
|grandchlldren and four great grand
children. : s:: i =::; IS z sSs &
ii The remains were shipped to New
Prague Wednesday afternoon, and the
funeral was held yesterday morning al
E1O zs0'el0ck Il. from the New Prague
ECAtholic chureh, the remains ahetng
laid SsAt ret 8 hesideg Il thafs Qf lafl
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-12-16

Miss Mary Hinges, who for a num-
Der of years was resident of this
city and at one time. being employed in
the mechanical department of the
Transcript, was recently united in
marriage to George kakness of Mlnot,
N. D., at which place she had been
employed for some time. Mr.. Rakness
is a post-oaice clerk IN the North
Dakota town. :.t
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-12-16

Ed. Lauerman has written to reIa.
tives here that he 10 to remain IN
Portland, Ore, where he 10 now en-
gagged in cigar factory employing
tour to five men, which Hans Elvig Of
this city. former mail : carrier On
rural route No. 4. purchased recently.
The factory, it ls understood, has at
present about fifty customers, and
Hans : many friends here will wish
him success in his new undertaking..
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-12-16

Morris Schaffer was arralgDed be-
fore Justice Gerritz's> court Tuesday
night to answer to the charge of assault
TRtke sg sgn;f a% ny
was taken to Wednesday afternoon at
which time the case came up for trial.
Defendant was found guilty and fined
$S and costs, total of 81. Is.