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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-04-07

Relieved BY Murine Eye Remedy. Try
Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You Will
Like Murine. 1t Soothes. 50c at Your
Druggists. Write Fol Eye Books. Free.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-04-07
A Mean Scheme.

SIS your wife homer"
Yes; l gat tired of having her
away"
But l thought she intended staying
four months?"
"She did. I got the office boy to
write on a card; Better come home.
From a we'll wisher.' And she took
the first tIz6n after receiving it."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-04-07

wrote to Mrs. Pink
ham and took Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound
and Liver Pills, and
am glad to say that
your medicines and
kind letters of di-
rections have done
o for me than
anything else and I
had the best physi-
clans here. / can
dc nuunrE oOd rnct.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-04-07
Resinol Is a Perfect Remedy for Pru

Kesi1oI Is a PeTTeCt HeTheuy TOT FTu-
ritus and All Itching Skin Troubles.
Have used Resinol with the utmost
satisfaction. A case of Pruritus
vulvae which seemed to defy all
known remedies was at once relieved
and promptly cured. 1t also acted in
a like manner in a severe ase of
eczema that had almost driven the pa.
tient crazy. ]" is indispensable to this
day and generation.
F. G. lines, Philadelphia, Pa.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-04-07

"Yeu were a long time getting me,
John, dear!"
And you were a long time waiting,
pet!"-The Circle.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-04-07
Too Busy to See.

Patience-Do you believe there are
microbes in kisses?
Patrice--I never saw any.-Yonkers
Statesman.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-04-07

Think all you speak, but speak not
ali you think.-Delarem.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-04-07

One woman "a stir UP more trou-
biz GEn q dozen mere men.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-04-07
AFTER
DOCTORS
FAILED
LydiaE. Pinkham's Vegeta.
bic Compound Cured Her

Knoxville, Iowa. -"I suffered with
pains low down in my right side for a
year or more and was Sc weak and ner-
vous that l could not do my work. /
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-04-07

It's difficult to arouse a mans en-
thustseGa by showing him a photo
graph Of h.rnself when a baby.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-04-07

There are lots of people who can't
take a joke, and a good many times
1t iss't fhremCh any fault of their own.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-04-07

Takers of the United States Census
will use Waterman's Ideal Fountain Pen
because 1t is always ready and sure.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-04-07

Teamwork needed" says Mr.. Taft.
But he and Mr.. Aldrich seem to be
playing in together beautifully.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-04-07

When life's all love, It's life; aught
else, It's naught.-Sidney Lanier.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-04-07

DAVIS PAINKTLLER
should be taken without delay when sore chest and
tickling throat warn you that an annoying cold
threatens. At all druggistsi In 25c, S5c and Soc bottles.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-04-07
Bears the
Studies In still Life.

In Use For Over 30 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-04-07
Irnnartant to Mothers.

ExeEsine carefully every bottle Of
CASTOH1A. a safe and sure remedy for
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-04-07

Always on Tap.
While there's life there's dope.--Chi.
cago Record-Herald.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-05-15
EXCURSION RATES
Southern Railway Names Attractive
Summer Figures

On account of special occasions the
Southern Ry viii sell round "trip tick
cts al greatly reduced rates to The
following points
AsHEVILLE. n. c. Tickets on sale
May > to II inclusive. Good re-
turaina until May 81, $l165
BIRMINGHAM, ALA Tickets Oh sale
May e. s aud g. Good returning
until June L. $23.55.
SAVANNAH, GA. Tickets on sale
May 9, 10 and tt. Good returning
Nay a. S3.25.
CINCINNATI, O-Tickets on sale
May j. 9, 10 and II. Good returning
AIay % $2325.
NEW ORLEANS, Ia Tickets on sale
May n, -. and IT, Coed returning
MAY %, $2t95.
RICHMOND VA Tickets on sale
May "A T., and lG. Good returning
until May 25 $l7G5,
ATLANTIC CITY, y. Tickets on
sale May G, Il and Is. Good re-
turning until June g. $2905.
RONCEVERTE. w VA. Ucwisburg)
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-05-15
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He AVENGED HIS
BROTHERS DEATH
BIRMINGHAM MAN SHOOTS Down
THE MURDERER OF HIS
BROTHER.

birmingham. Alt May -PresIua-
/ ably 60 avenge the death of his broth
! er, m, Robert Alexander shot and
Killed Abe O. Linden, formerly on
Oca'a, Fla, his brothers. slayer yes
Jerlay afternoon in FRONT 81 The Flor
enee Hotel Lindou was the proprie
tor ot the Seminole Hotcl. where d
MeeE aga last Wednesday he became
involved in a quarrel with Tom Alex
ander one OF his guests and shot him
dead 10 tho lobby.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-05-15
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local application, az they cannot
reach the diseased portion Of the ear.
There is only one way to cure deaf.
ness, ana that is by constitutional rem.
edies. Deafness is caused by an in
famed condition Of the mucous lining
of the Eustachan Tube When this
tube is inflamed you have a rumbling
sound If imperfect hearing and when
il is entirely closed, Deafness is the
result and unless the Inflammation
can be taken out and this tube restor-
ed to its normal condition, hearing
will be destroyed forever; nine cases
out of ten are caused by Catarrh,
which is nothing bat an iufamed con
dition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars
for any case of Deafness tcaused by
catarrh) that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure Send for circu-
lars free. f. j. CHENEY & co.
Toledo O
Sold by Druggists, Use,
Take Halls Family Pills for con
stipation.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-05-15
The Alah Cost Of Living

Increases the price of many neces-
stiles without improving the quality
FCley's Honey and Tar maintains its
high standard OF excellence and its
great curative qualities without any
increase in cost It is the hest remedy
for coughs colds, Group whooping
consh and all ailments Of the throat
chest and lungs. The genuine is in a
yellow package Refuse substitutes
Atlanta Pharmacy.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-05-15
What evervboon Wants

Everybody desires coed health which
is impossible unless the kidneys are
foJnd ana healthy Foley's Remedy
should betaken u the first Indication
al any iregularity and a serious III
ness may be avcrtcd Foleys Kidney
Rene Il wiz restore your kidneys and
bladder to their normal state ard ac.
tivitv Atlanta Pharmacy.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-05-15

Free, Free, Free we have a few
aluminium Coffee Perculators to give
away to each customer that buys one
package each Post Toasties and Grape
nuts - HARPERS..
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-10-09
Common Sense Talk.

To the Editor Of The Washington Times:
In Fridays Times I read the excel
lent statement made by President
Cox, of the Board Of Education, in
which he said that there were TO be
no -frills" in the public schools of the
District Of Columbia
The parents Of the children who at
tend the public schools should arise
as one body and shout 'HUrrahl' as II
is one Of the most sensible ideas ever
uttered by a school official If the
Board of Education would listen TO
every "frilI' thrust upon it, the chill
dren would become swamped with
every conceivable idea, such as NOV
ing pictures, pianOlas, street organs,
flying machines, street cars, rowing
boats, air-brakeS, and a thousand
other inventions that would REQUIRE
tWenty-acre lot to place them on
and allow the children to experiment.
thereby forgetting all about the three
RS" which is most important of all
in seeking en- education.
President Cox is to be congratulated
upon his COmmOn-SenSe talk He is
starting in the right direction. and n
is 10 be hoped by all friends Of edu-
cation that he will continue to keen
right in line with his utterances. SUI
pertntendent Stuart has been tried FOR
number OF years, and the people
have full confidence in him, and know
that he will do the right and DrODer
thing at all times.
COLUMBIA HEIGHTS.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-10-09
HIGH COST OF LIVING DIDN'T
BOTHER HIM.

Anton Klinger, the Chicago police
man who has just retired after forty
years Of service, with a snug fortune
of 100000 to keep him company in
his old age, naturally falls under sus-
picion, being a Chicago policeman. 1t
seems, however, that KIinger didn't
get his money by the methods popular
ly believed TO be in use among any
blue-coated knights who lay by a stac.
Of simOleons for a rainy day Klinger
explains it this way:
I had $500 when I joined the force
and got S65 month at the start
Every pay day 1 turned my money over
tailor shops evenings. When we had
saved our first thousand we put II
into real estate. We've been saving
and buying real estate and selling II
ever since.
Ringers rule of life is a remarkably
simple bit Of wisdom He says: Keep
out Of saloons. never gamble, never
report late for duty, always be respect
full to your superiors, always give your
wife your pay envelope"
This advice was intended for Chica-
90 policemen. Figuratively interpret
ed, it could very well be taken by
about 999 out of every 900 inhabitants
of the globe
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-10-09
Victims al Wanderlrst

Where is my wandering lapWing to-
nisht?'' is the burden Of the song which
the Department Of Agriculture emits
in a pamphlet on North American shore
birds just from the press. The North
American shorebirds are the leading
WauderlUst victims Of the feathered
world The pamphlet reads like one Of
the conservation speeches al the late
ST. Paul convention
"ShOrebirds form a valuable national
resource, and il IS the plain duty Of the
present generation 20 pass on 20 pos
terity this asset undITninished fn value
IS me opening sentence OF the bulletin
There Is no charge that the interests
are about to gObble up this valuable
national resource but the department
1nds that unless the game hog and
market hunter are suppressed The davs
Of the wandering lapw1ng, the golden
plover, and all the eighty-fve species
and sCb-speCieS Of North American
shoreblrds viii so the way Of the dOdO
and ichLhyOsaurUs
It's the WaDderlust that gets the shore
birds in this sad predicament. From
the time that they learn 10 pick worm
or flap their wings they are out for 2
GOOD time. spending their summers in
the cool of the Arctic and the winters in
the balm Of the sunny South.
AT the a-st approach of winter they
leave their summer homes in fOcks
sWarmS. colonies. bTigades. and CORPS.
LLllDcLl-lG Ili-lOFS- and then at the an
proach OF spring they StraEEIe hack 10
cooler chimes in serried ranks. ruffied
crippled. and literally and figuraIively all
shot to pieces Wonderful as are the
flights Of the wild duck and geese. these
aquatic fowls have nothing on the shore
birds The golden pIover goes 800
miles, from Nova Scotia 10 South Amer
lea, IN a single flight, while the Eskimo
curlew makes usually a single stop in
MS 6,o0o-mile migrauOn There is q
White--umped sanGpiper that travels
1850 miles each year. his Northern
preceding grounds and his Southern feed
Ing grounds being 5000 miles apart
The wanderlUst is just as sIroug in
the Pacihc as IN the Atlantic Such
care-free feathered hohOs as the golden
plOver, the curlew and wandering tat
tier that breed in Alaska spend the wiz
tiers IN Oceania and swap gossip with
their cousins from the Antarctic The
flights Of all these birds are long slis-
talned, usually covering a stretch Of
--uNu miles between stops
The moral Of the story seems 10 be
that while the law can not reach the
wanderlust n the feathered breast. il
can reach the ''murder-luSt" in the
game hog and pot hunter, and thus pre-
serve a valuable national resource
Senator Beverage Of Indiana and Rep
reSeuCaJiVe AICkInIay Of California were
each born on farm the same day, Oc-
tOber Q, 1852
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-10-09
More Cadets Needed.

To the Editor Of The Washington Times:
Why is IT that the high school boys
OF Washington do not care TO join
the cadet organization? The statistics
given out by the principals OF the
many boys are enrolled in the schools
and how many have enlisted
There are 1873 boys enrolled IN the
I'VE white high schools OF the Dis
trict and only 5SI in the companies.
This should not be. If no more boys
enlist, indications point to the fact
that there viii be only nine com
panies in the regiment, whereas there
were eleven last year.
Is the lack Of interest in this excel
lent organization due TO the parents,
or are the boys too lazy? II the
boys who stand on the cUrbs would
join the ranks the companies would
be stronger, and would especially help
the smaller schools. I think one Of
the troubles is that the lads would
rather skate or play football There
is no better training than military
service, and the boys ought 10 be glad
of the excellent opportunity afforded
them for building up their health.
What hne regiment we would
have If only twO-thirds Of the high
school boys would enlist. Let US hope
that a great majority OF those who
have not handed in their enlistment
blanks will do so before IL is too
late to get into the ranks.
Parents and guardians, those Of you
who have boys in the Washington
and swell the ranks OF our proficient
cadet organization
BRUCE BROWNING.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-10-09

submitted to the test are in Virginia
and Maryland. The Health Ofncer
contends that he has the right to re-
quire the test on the ground that the
milk is sold here, and that he may issue
permit for it to be shipped in or
may refuse to issue a permit accord
ing as he believes the milk to be whole
some or impure. He has no concern
for any herd whose milk is not sold
in Washington.
On the other hand, one of the con-
tentions of the milk producers of Wis
eonsn was that Milwaukee was at
tempting to exercise control of herds
outside the city, and therefore outside
the jurisdiction of the city's lawmak-
ing body. The circuit court upheld
the contention of the city that it could
demand the tuberculin test of produc-
ers living outside of Milwaukee if their
product vas sold in Milwaukee.
The most important feature of the
decision 50 FAR as Washington is con-
eerned is the declaration that the tu-
berculin test is a reliable diagnostic
agent and that regulation demanding
it is reasonable on the ground that it
tends to protect public health.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-10-09

OF our aeeessions of citizens from
abroad.
New York is accused of being pro-
vincial; and New York is. But it is
provincial in SO many ways that the
composite of them all makes it truly
cosmopolitan. What city has boss
rule in more exaggerated form than
New York? What city overturns its
bosses more effectively than New York
when aroused? What State is
more devoutly and devotedly Re-
publican than upstate New York d?
Not Iowa; not Ohio; not Min
nesota. You can't find the State more
provincial than upstate New York.
And upstate New York, with the great
city carved off, would be yet one of the
half dozen greatest States in the Union.
It is because New York presents so
many facts, rejecting so wide a variety
of feelings, that it Is the best index
of national opinion. Consequently the
election in New York this year is of
immense interest entirely aside from
the question of who shall control at
Albany, or who shall be the next, Sen
ator. New York's results viii come
near giving a composite of the nation
al mind
The man who, on the day after cleo
ton next month, wants to calculate
whether the next President is likely
to be Republican or a Democrat, will
turn TO New York. He will think,
probably, that he does it because New
York is the balance of power" State.
But he viii really do it because New
York is the balance of intellect" State.
It focuses the most Republican and
the most Democratic, the most cosmo-
politan and some of the most provin-
cial, the broadcast and the narrow
est, view of public questions. That is
what makes New York's verdict really
If the Republicans carry New York
this year, it will mean that they are
likely to choose the next
President. And among the doubtful
States, it is fairly TO be said, Repub-
lican chances are today better in New
York than in almost any other.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-10-09
PADDING OF CENSUS
A BESETTING SIN
Experience AT ST. Joe Shows
Tricks Of Enumera-
tors, Too.

Director DUrand. Of the Census In.
reau. has set 8Iissourians by the ear IL
charging that the last census Of ths
city Of st. Joseph was padded about
1000
Mr. Durand says he does not see how
the census padders got by With such
a bold job as the St. Joseph imitation.
Padding IS the besetting sin OF ever
census An enumerdtOr can pick VI
an extra 50 by sandwiching in snora
The bona fide residents the names n
LOO fictitious persons. The risk, here
to1ore, has been comparatively slight.
and incidentally II boosts the town. Ths
most approved way OF padding the cen.
sUs is 20 search the hotel records daily.
and give the transient guests a fictitious
street and number and manufacture
answers 70 all OF the questions in thu
schedule.
The present census has not ESCAPED
the evil. Already three census padders
nave been indicted, tried and sent 70
prison. This happened al Great Fails.
Mont Director DUrand says indications
are good for twenty more Indictments
in other parts Of the country for this
Ofense
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-10-09
CHINESE INSURGENCY At
TACKS THE PIGTAL.

1t seems that WI Ting-fang's
american experiences may yet place
him in the way of becoming one OF
the immortal reformers.
In his memorial to the Chinese
throne, in which he advocates the alb
clifton of the queue, he points emphat-
ically to the trouble arising from
the queue in the Occident. Wear
ers of the pigtail, as it is pop
ularly known, have been Knocked and
teased" and others have had their lives
put in jeopardy in factories where the
braid might easily be caught in ma
chirery. so that the imperial embassy
has often been besought to grant re-
lief.
It does not appear to be a strong
point, in view of the fact that the
Chinese are here classed among the I'M
desirables, but under the inscrutable
dispensation of Oriental diplomacy it
might be regarded as a very ingra-
tiating concession to Western senti-
ment to issue an edict permitting the
pigtan to disappear.
The queue was imposed upon the
Chinese by their Manchurian conquer
ors back in the early part of the sew
enteeth century, The Chinese regard
ed it as degrading, but they had the
choice of taking it or of leaving the
country. Many of them fed to Japan
and there ehronieIed their grievances.
The Manchus, however, have since re
manned in control at Picking, so that
now the queue is no longer so much a
mark of conquest as a relic of days
when modern conveniences were not
given much consideration by those who
valued their heads
A good many have supposed that
both the queue and the pinched foot
are outgrowths of the same origin. But
the fashionable foot dates back to the
sixth century, and, besides, it is not
nearly so common sc it used to be in
China, while the pigtail is.
The queue is out of date, even like
the pompadours which marked the hey
dey of Gentleman jim Corbett, and
the Chinese who think so are naturally
averse to being cnslaved by fashion.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-10-09
Actual HeroiSm.

To the Editor Of The Washington Times:
When one looks at the daily heroic
deeds Of real life, a conclusion is. quickly
reached that the gallant man Of the
stage is entirely outclassed by the real
life hero. The brave rescue of drowning
men in New York harbor recently dem
onstrates this fact
While recently riding a bicycle on the
Bladensburg road I witnessed a rescue
which merits praise. An old woman was
IN surrey which was drawn by a spIr-
tied animal. The horse suddenly be-
came frightened at a passing auto and
started down the road at breakneck
speed l raced after the horse, and
when II had run about one-half mile the
animal was suddenly thrown TO the
ground by a young man of the neigh
borhood- He refused to divulge his
name, but by his brave deed the old
woman was snatched from almost GER
tain death. JEROME NAY.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-10-09
HOME RULE STILL REMAINS
THE BIG ISSUE.

Mr.. Redmond makes it plain that
what he is fighting for in the British
parliament is home rule. This issue
thus remains as clear and conspicuous
as it was in ParneIl's day; and, as a
matter of course, the Irishmen who
are still holding out for home ruIe-a
few of them at home seem to have
grown a bit conservative on this point
are encouraged TO think that the i'm
Provements already obtained in the
Irish situation must sooner or later
be crowned by the grant of seIf-goy-
eminent.
The leader OF the party has been an
eyewitness of much Of this remark
able reform. When he first came over
to appeal for American assistance. "the
skies were absolutely black" he said.
There was in ireland no freedom of
speech, no right to hold public meet
ings, no trial by jury and the like.
There seemed no hope of home rule in
our lifetime"
But times have changed and hopes
have changed for the better with them.
Coercion has stopped That was the
first victory. Then came the social
emancipation. twenty-five years ago
the Irish farmer could not call his soul
his own" says Mr.. Redmond. "Now
One-half of the whole area of Ireland
Is owned by the Irish. Fifty per cent
more is now being got out of the soil
than ever before. The land is dotted
with the happy homes of emancipated
people. The same Is true Of the labor
ing people" Now, too, the schools are
being rebuilt and there has been estab-
lished great democratic university
So today there is little or nothing
to demand but home rule. Reform has
done about all the amelioration pos
sible.
We need only add that loyal and
liberal assistance from this side of the
Atlantic viii undoubtedly continue to
be at the disposal of Mr. Redmond
and his coadjutors, as it has been in
the past. But the prospect must also
be considered that this first desire of
the Irish viii probably be the last to
be granted.