New-York tribune., 1910-01-09


trated songs Must he a sight reader Do
not ask for ticket, just been stung. Never
close Big company Salary sure; Sl2
ing meek apefts no more pay expenses after join
want you to save stamps.
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE-Tw wo-legged
colt, headless calf. smallest mule i'll the
world Just the candy for a platform show.
WANTED. COLORED PERFORMERS
tor No; show. Clarence Powell real. negro
mlnstrels. comedians, singers. dancers, mu-
sicians ten girls, ten banjo players who
double. State all in first letter. All must
double No fancy salaries or tickets.
WANT MAN TO WORK DOG ACT
and take charge of same. Tell all in first
letter letter who you We're with and how long.
his is the best and you must be reliable.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. doing good silent
acts who can change for week Must be
able to do straight and second comedy in
acts II you are right we can offer you
very pleasant summer engagement. We pay
board and transportation after Joining.
show opens about May 10 About 81 jump
WANTED-Cowboys and girls that can
ride mot imitators). Riders furnish out
fit, | furnish horses. Want eight-piece
band, small camp of Indians, bronco bus
tiers, rope SpinnerS, fancy and trick shoot
ers, clowns and Rubes that are funny;
boss hoStler and boss canVasman that can
handle Wild West side wall and canopy;
canvasmen, drivers. grooms, trainmen. Can
use good. sober agent. Everybody must he
strictly sober, and salary right, as you get
WANTED-Glass blower and freaks or
all kinds. People for Roman stadium
circus that can do two or more acts, door
tenders. programme man, bill posters
man TO handle electric light plant Col
ored people that can play brass and
double in minstrel show. Sleeping
accommodations for all. All concessions
so each. Want to hear from good Ferris
wheel and swing. | will sell or trade my
siXty-foot baggage car, in good condition.
cast wheels. | will also sell cheap, mu-
scum of anatomy one hundred subjects,
all in case boxes
LOOK.-Moving Picture Men!---Look.
have the finest moving picture theatres in
the best talen, My shows are crowded.
No limit TO singers lecturers, effect men
are top notcherS in their lines but don't
think ] am easy because l say / have no
limit; just because you have worked for
Jim Brown in Podunk and he offers you
a letter of recommendation. don't think
you can come to my theatres and make
me think you're good, for if you don't
please me, I'll can you after the first at
tempt; Now after you have read and
thought over this advertisement drop me
houses You have worked, and the salary
You actually received for working there;
not what You wanted, but what you re-
ceived. Remember this if you exagger-
ate, I'll find it out.
Thespians advertising for jobs usually
inform the world that they are "at lib
erty'': thus:
AT. LIBERTY & Buns Us this
a joke?) Piano, drums and song. Man
and wife. Pictures a speciality. Salary,
your limit.
one member of the army of unemployed
artists conveys a library of meaning in one
line, Anything There's Dollar In and
subscribes his name and address. Not for
him vanity or aesthetic pride Frankly
and humbly he intimates that he is out for
Anything There's Il Dollar In" Doubtless
he aIza ioI,
or shooing away mashers from the stage
entrance.
But here is an actor who boasts of his
prosperity in frolicsome spelling that sug-
gests spirituous eXaltation:
j. KIDDO BERNARDO DYLLYNO.
PantaSeso, Empireo Theatre, San Fran
CISCO Gallo Weeko Marcho Fifteentho
the aem you a6 SesS Re SGhSe fRat Rafo has rentRa it
Weeko and moreo in l. O. Plenty Chinco
Another light-hearted proclamation is
the following
i LEFT THE SHOW to go to the White
Rats ball Ha! ha! Back again. back
again irwin r. Walton. That versatile
fellow with 81 varieties Of vaudeville.
No manager looking for a trustworthy
iaborer in the vineyard of art could pass
by this announcement.
At LIBERTY, Joe Bryant, Irish and
Black Face. :. and D. Comedian. Change
for week: up IN acts. Don't drink, chew
nor smoke, Reliable mgrs. only. / make
good. Ticket.
a pair OF sketch artists declare that they
must have transportation. but as evidence
Of good faith and to insure the manager
against being bilked on his tickets. they
will send baggage checks for security"
II stands to reason that you can't check
baggage without tickets, and that the art.
lists must follow their baggage.
Statistics, not verbiage, are offered by
the members of a stock team seeking cn.
sagement The man is thirty years old .
feet 10 inches, l65 pounds while the woman
is twenty-onc years old. feet 10 inches
40 pounds. If the waist measurements and
pedigree Of the pair We're given, doubtless
an insurance actuary could calculate the
amount of egg and vegetable tribute thcl
would receive during six weeks tour
OF the mining camps in Romeo and
Juliet"
The profession is informed that a re
nowned female impersonator played the
week of g. il d Tennessee theatre and has
two more dates ahead, so it is premature
for his friends TO fear that he will not
cat. ON the other hand, owing TO the clos
ing Of that sterling American drama Me,
Him and !" good actor is disconnected
from the lunch counter and begs managers
TO take note of his plight. Hello. Say,
Listen, Merely to advertise the fact that
the Original Hotel Switchboard Girl is in
the hands of her friends and ready for