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The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-20
WILL CELEBRATE FOURTH.
Citizens OF Redmond Plan TO Make the
Eagle Scream

Especial TO The Herald Republican,
Ephraim. June 19.-The tolloWlhg
cor4,r,ftfeo Is arranging for a monster
celebration at Redmond for the fourth
OF July: Arthur Christensen chris Jor-
gcnsen. David Chidester. Ernest trant-
zen. r. r.. Nelson, Mary rasmussen
Eva Christensen. Nerda Christensen,
Mrs Arthur Peterson. The following
program has been arranged TO take
place In the morning at 10 o'clock:
Singing. choir. prayer by the chap-
lain. e.. g. Nelson, singing, cnoir' ora
zion David C'hfdcstcr: reading Of Dec
laratiou Of independence. @. \. chris
Jensen: song. by double quartet
dialogue. r. r. Nelson and company
recitation. Nerda Christensen, song
'-Stnr-Spangled Banner" by the Cod
dess Of Liberty Allie Rasmussen.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-20
NEW HOSPITAL PLANNED.
Company CAPITALIZED nj 100000 Has
ncca Organized.
tspecial 20 The HeraId-heDu0HcHh.I

Especial 20 The Herald Republican,
Ephraim June 19.-Drs. Ross Ander-
son Of Mt. Pleasant. J. r.. Earle OF
Fafryfovv Farley Nelson OF Manti. A.
j. Nelson OF Ephraim and !. NJ. Cherry
OF Mt Pleasant have Incorporated the
Central Utah hospital. with a capital
stock Of $4,000. The officers are. Dr.
J. r. Earle. president. Dr. Farley Nell
son. vice president. and Or Ross Ander-
SON secretary and treasurer. II rs
planned TO install equipment 20 handle
all surgical and medical cases.
Mayor Lowry Of Manti has appointed
A. %. Anderson. W. ". Brown and +.
r.. DyrinE as a committee to examine
the library buildings OF the state 20
secure plans for The Carnegie library
building which will be erected here In
the near future.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-20
NEGRO BURGLAR ESCAPES.

ISnecI1I % Inc eraId-TtepubIlc3n-l
ogden. June 19.-Some pedestrians
passing the home Of George HAYWOOD
of 2627 Wall avenue early this morn
ing. saw n negro crawling through
cellar window Of the place. They inn
mcdiateIy gave chase. but the burglar
was too fleet and succeeded in making
his escape. The police looked for the
negro an Sunday. but were unable TO
locate their man.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-20
FATHER AND SON KILLED
BY COLLAPSE OF ROOF

Atwood. Kas.. June ID. !. Camp
bell. aged IS years. and his son. J. J.
Campbell, Jr.. aged IS. were killed
when the roof OF an old sod house on
their ranch in Thomas county col
lapscd. according TO word received here
today. Both were well known through
ont mort hMestnrn kanaas.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-20

wrote to Mrs INK
ham and took Lydia
+. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound
and Liver Pills, and
am glad to say that
your medicines and
kind letters of di-
rectiOns have done
more for me than
anything else and 1
had the best physi-
clans here. / can
do my work and rest
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-20
nANk oFFIcERs cHosEN.

Especial to The Herald -kepubliCan-)
Ephraim. June 19.-The annual meet
ing OF the stockholders Of the Bank OF
Saiina was held during the week. the
following officers being elected. Pres
ident. A. J. Lewis: vice president. Hans
Tuft. other directors. ". G. Brown. p.
g. Scorup. DR.. NJ. A. Freeze. Chris JOr-
gensen. Charles Lammersdorf. A. v.
Hush. cashier, and Eugene Christen-
sen. assitant cashier.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-20
CONDITION OF KAISER.
Discharge From AbsceSs ON Knee Tia,
Almost Ceased.

Postdam. June 19.-The emperor's
physicians. Dr. Won Iilberg and DIT.
with reference to the affection OF the
knee from which the emperor is suf-
firing. They state that the inflamma-
ton Is taking a most favorable course
ceased
They deny the story published this
morning in the Lokai Anzeiger, and
declare that the trouble is not furun-
cufar In character and that no opera
ton was performed yesterday. adding
that DIR. Bier. who was said by the
Taper TO have been the operating
surgeon, did not visit the palace yes
terday.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-20

Fl paso. June 19-The Duke OF
closely related to the royal
house OF Spain and Portugal. who is
now travelling in Mexico. will become
the guest OF General Luis Terrazas Of
Chihuahua June &c. and will spend
several weeks hunting big game in the
Sierra Madre mountains. where Cen
eral Terrazas owns thousand OF acres.
which abound in bear. deer and noun
tain lions.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-20
NINETEEN DEAD

Nillepreux. France. June 1g.-The
casualty list OF the collision here yes
terday. between the Granville express
and the local train standing AT the
station. numbers nineteen dead and
thirty Injured.
The wreckagc caught fire after the
accident and one OF the trains was
entirely consumed.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-20
SOME MISTAKES OF
THE PRESENT AGE
BaccaIaureate Sermon of Pres
ident Arthur 7. Hadley
of Yale.
NEED OF INTELLIGENCE
MAN CANNOT WALK BY FAITH
ALONE IN THIS ERA.

New Haven. Conn. June 19.-The
Oaccalaureate sermon TO the 1aie
graduating class was delivered today
by President Arthur r. Hadley.
His address in part follows:
"Ihank God. gentlemen. that you are
born in an age OF faith, and into a
tell you that this is an age when
faith has decayed; an age when the
human race has lost it's belief in the
Things that are most necessary to its
life here and hereafter. This is
wrong view.
I'VE have lost faith in some things,
but we have gained faith in others;
and the faiths that we have gained
are greater in number and Importance
ana inspiration than the faiths that
we have lost. We have lost faith in
signs and DOrtents and supernatural
manifestations OF power, in certain
dogmas and formulas once supposed to
be essential to salvation. We have
gained in their place faith in man,
faith in law, faith in the truths OF
nature and faith in justice Of God.
On Sure Foundation.
We must not. indeed, disregard the
feelings and prejudices OF those who
were brought up in the older faith by
unnecessary denial Of their premises f.
or disregard of their Observances. but
we may thank God that our faith rests
on surer foundation than the complete
ness Of the evidence for this or that
miracle, or than the verbal authenticity
Of this or that scriptural passage.
face things as they are2 1 wish l could
think that the world today is as sound
Of head as il is OF heart. The things
for which there is a crying need among
our good men is Intelligence.
There are several classes of mis-
takes 10 which the present age is espe-
cially subject. our faith In man may
lead us into an easy-gOing tolerance
that is neither intelligent nor Chris
tian. our faith in society may lead
US to continue the mistakes. II not the
eXcesses OF socialism. our faith in
science may be carried to the point OF
scientific bigOtry. our faith that God
is fighting on the side Of right may
blind US to the responsibilities that We
ourselves have in that fight.
Intelligence md Faith.
There IS no field say Il reverent-
ly-in which IL is so necessary to com
bine Intelligence with faith as in our
idea Of God. In former years we were
bound down by Creeds that described
in detail Gods attributes and Gods
wishes. You accepted Him as He was
| jected Him altogether. Today we try
to Judge for ourselves regarding God
attributes and Gods wishes OF all re-
sponsibilities that go with the exercise
/ OF private judgment, this is the great
est.
you call your God the God of jus
tice: see TO &c that your faith takes
such shape that you could worship Hin
only By doing Justice You call youl
| God the God OF love; see TO II that your
I faith is so shaped as to make you give
| love instead OF merely trying to re
ceive III. You call Him the God OF
/ battles; see that your trust IN Hin
I is an Inspiration to you to take YOU
! part in the battles. both with courage
and with Intelligence"
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-20
AFTER
DOCTORS
FAILED
LydiaE. Pinkham'sV egeta-
bic Compound Cured Her

Knoxville, Iowa e suffered with
pains low down IN my right side for
year or more and was 50 weak and ner-
Yous that could not do my work. J
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-06-20

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points.
Tickets on sale May S, a. June 4. II.
is. q, July 7 and %. August and Sep
TENDER IL and % Limit. October 81
CITY TICKET OFFICE 201 MAIN ST.
For further particulars see agents.
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CITIZENS COAL co.
All kinds Of coal. $3.50 per ton. deliv-
cred. Both phones 40. 153 Main street.
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EXCURSIONS EAST
Via Oregon Short Line

To Cheyenne or Denver .....--.. $50 80
To Colorado Springs or Pueblo. $3.50
To Omaha or Kansas City,. 1000
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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-02-17

Mebr 2eute nebmen ie0es Sabr So
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tradtet als 6as mirfiamite MitteI fir
ale Mierer- uno 8laien=8ei@mer6en
6as meoi3iniides @tiien anratben
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felt nnregelmaBigfetten, baut oas Sp-
ltem auf uno itelt %perlorene 2ebens-
fraft mieoer ber. Molitor Drrg So.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-02-17
@eniqer Mtnuten @er30gerung IN

ser 8ebanolung etniger 6dne bon
&%eudbuiten, eben nl1r 6ie 2dnge Der
3eit, sic es nimmt, gu einem Dottor
gu geben, erpeiien itd oft gefdbrIi@.
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gebt SEM &tn6e cine Doiis. Mngenebm
a1 rebmen uu0 BELT immer. &erfauft
BON ser Molitor Drug So.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1910-02-17

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gan5e 9pitem 6urdoringen, Ga Grip.
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men, mer6en raid gebeilt 0urb Goleps
&onep an6 9ar. SIT miIoe laratip,
ida6los un6 ii6er in ieinen @irfun-
gen. Molitors Drl1g Store.
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ODER Slaf9en na9 irgen6 etnem Sbeile
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ROSAkINDMR
BY @%g2aN
MEREDITH N1'NS s
NICHOLSON )
ILLUSTRATIONS BY
R4Y NN4Z7ERcS
oopYRnrhy /90Z or 6o6BS -nERRILk CO
SYNOPSIS.

Miss Patricia Holbrook and Miss Helen
Holbrook, her niece, were entrusted TO
summering near Port Annandale Miss
Patricia confided to Donovan that she
feared her brother Henry, who, ruined by
a bank failure, had constantly threatened
her for money from his fathers Will, OF
which Miss Patricia was guardian. They
came TO Port Annandale to escape Henry.
Donovan sympathized with the two
women. He learned Of Miss Helen's an
noying sutton. Donovan discovered and
captured an intruder, who proved TO be
Reginald Gillespie, sutton for the hand OF
Miss Helen Holbrook. Gillespie disap-
peared the following morning. rough
sailor appeared and was ordered away.
Donovan saw Miss Holbrook and her IA
Their meet on friendly terms. Donovan
fought an Italian assassin He met the
man he supposed was Holbrook. but who
said he was Hartridge, canoe-maker.
After a short discussion Donovan left
surlily. Gillespie was discovered by Don
oVan presenting a country church with
$1,000 Gillespie admitted he knew OF Hol,
brooks presence. Miss Pat acknowledged
TO Donovan that Miss Helen had been
missing for a few hours. While riding
in launch, the Italian sailor attempted
10 modest the trio, but failed. Miss Pat
announced her intention of fighting Henry
Holbrook and not seeking another hiding
place. Donovan met Helen In garden az
night. Duplicity of Helen was confessed
by the young lady. She admitted conniving
with her father despite her aunts
PRECAUTIONS, in night meeting with Dom
ONdH Inc NulkS went LOT u lOlb iiuN TIC
following day Thct. night, disguised as a
nun. Helen stole from in6 house. She I:ct
Reginald Gillespie. who told her his love
Gillespie was confronted by Donovan.
Helen,s lover escaped. At the town post
<r1seSc5 Helen, unseen except by Donovan,
slipped draft into the hand of the Ital-
ian sailor. She also signaled her father.
Miss Pat and Donovan took in the
canoe carnival. young lady resembling
Miss Helen Holbrook was observed alone
in a canoe, when Helen was thought 10
hoo nj Mo- of
lespie The latter confided giving Helen
$4,000 for her father, who had then left
TO spend II. Gillespie told of the queer
state of the Holbrook affairs. Miss Helen
and Donovan met in the night. She told
him Gillespie was nothing to her. He
confessed his love for her Donovan found
Gillespie gagged and bound in cabin, in
habted by the villainous Italian and Hol-
brook
The Yale expositor., 1910-02-11
THE KENTUCKIAN
WAS PLEASED
HE SECURED A GOOD HALF-sEc.
TON IN CENTRAL CANADA.

1t Is not only from Kentucky, but
from thirty-five to forty different
States that there comes the expression
of satisfaction from those who have
taken up lands in Central Cana'a as a
free homestead or have purchased
lands.
Mr.. +. K. Bell, of Frankfort, Ken
lucky, writes to a Canadian Govern
ment Official, and says: II have just
returned from Alberta, overjoyed with
my trip. Your literature was very
fiattering, but not half what found it,
| bought half section between Cal
gary and Edmonton, one mile from
railroad, near a good town. This is
the best country l ever saw or ever
expect to see. will go in the spring
and get to work on my place. | think
1t is the coming Country of the World"
Some of the papers describe the set
Ting of the Canadian West as be
coming a fever with a great many peo-
pie. The lure of it's golden promises
Is creeping into their hearts and many
are they who are answering the call
of that unsettled territory" This pa
per editorially cautions it's readers to
exercise care and thought before NOV
ing to- distant country. This would
be a wise precaution, and is exactly
what the Canadian officials ask.
The success of the settler who has
made Canada his home for years is
the best evidence that can be offered
And of the large number of Americans
who have made their homes in Can
ada, very few have returned. All are
satisfied.
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COMPLIMENT FOR THE PASTOR
Remark Not So Intended Really
Amounted to as Much.

Aaron Bancroft, the father OF the
historian. was a Massachusetts clergy.
man who revolted against the Calvin.
ism of the day. The young minister
found himself held at arms length by
the surrounding clergy. In THE
Life and Letters of George Bancroft"
Mr.. M. A. Dew. Howe quotes the fol-
lowing item from the old minister's
Memoranda:
IAN honest but very intelligent
farmer of my parish, some ten years
ago, accosted me in this manner:
"'Well, Mr.. Bancroft, what do you
think the people of the old parish
say of me now?'
Il answered. I hope something
good
They say, IF we find fault with
him he does not mind 1t at all; and
II we praise him he does not mind Il.
but keeps steadily on his own way:
we therefore have concluded that Il Ia
best to let him alone.'"
The farmer mentioned the fact as
a subject of laughter, but thought,
and still think that. taking the declar.
alton in it's bearings. It was the pref
test compliment | have received
through my whole life."-Youths
Companion.
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found the sailors pail and went to
fetch water. He found some towels
in the hut and between his droll chaff-
ing and his def ministrations l soon
felt fit again.
We'll, what shall we do with the
dago?" he asked, rubbing his arms and
legs briskly.
I'VE ought to give him to the village
constable"
That's the law of it, but not the
common sense. The lords of justice
would demand TO know all the why
and wherefores. and the Italian consul
at Chicago would come down and make
a fuss, and the man behind the dago
would lay low and no good would
come"
when will Holbrook be back?-
that's the question"
We'll, the market has been very
feverish and my guess is that he won't
last many days. He had a weakness
for Industrials, as / remember, and
they've been very groggy. What he
wants is his million from Miss Pat,
and he has own chivalrous notions of
collecting it."
We decided finally to leave the man
| free, but TO take away his boat. Giles
pie was disposed to make light Of
the whole affair, now that we had got
off with our lives. We searched the
hut for weapons and ammunition, and
| having collected several knives and
belt and revolver from the trunk, we
| poured water on the Italian, carried
him into the open and loosened the
ropes with which Gillespie had tied
him.
The man glared at us fiercely and
muttered incoherently for a few min
utes. but after Gillespie had dashed
another pail of water on him he stood
| up and was tame enough.
Tell him." said Gillespie, chat we
shall not kill him to-day. Tell him
that this being Tuesday we shall
/ spare his life-that we never kill any
one on Tuesday, but that we shall
come back tomorrow and make shark
meat of him. Assure him that we are
terrible villains and man-hnnters-"
When will your employer return ?''
/ asked the sailor.
He shook his head and declared that
he did not know.
How long did he hire you for?"
For all summer" He pointed to
the sloop, and | got IL out of him that
he had been hired in New York to
come to the lake and sail 1t.
I'm the creek up yonder," I said,
pointing toward the Tippecanoe. "you
tried to kill me. There was another
man with you. Who was he?"
THAT was my boss" he replied. re.
luctantly, though his English was clear
enough.
What is your employers name?" !
demanded.
"Holbrook. sail his boat, the Stlllet
to. over there," he replied.
''But 1t was not he who was with
you on the houseboat in the creek. Mr.
Holbrook was not there. Do not lie
to me. Who was the other man that
wanted you to kill Holbrook?"
He appeared mystified, and GILES.
pie, to whom I had told nothing OF my
encounter at the boat-makers, looked
from one to the other of us with q
puzzled expression on his face.
"Al he knows is that he's hired to
sail boat and. incidentally. stick peo-
pie with his knife" said Gillespie in
disgust. I'VE can do nothing till Hol
brook comes back; let's be going"
We finally gathered up the Italians
oars. and. carrying the captured arms,
went TO the east shore, where we put
of in Gillespie's rowboat, trailing the
Italians beat astern. The sailo. fol
The Yale expositor., 1910-02-11
What the Doctor Did.

Gustave Ullyatt has a little daugh'
ter who hasn't been we'll recently. The
other day a physician was called to
the pllyatt home to see her. He ex
amined the child with the aid Of a
stethoscope. When her father came
home that evening he asked what the
doctor had said.
'Nothin'," replied the little girl.
What did he do?" asked Mr.. Ull
yatt.
He just telephoned me all over,
was the child's reply.-Denver Post.
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CHAPTER xlV.-Continued.

You ugly dago! you Internal pr
rate" he bawled.
There was no mistaking that voice,
and l now saw two legs clothed in
white duck that belonged, | was sure,
TO Gillespie. My head and shoulders
filled the window and so darkened the
room that the prisoner thought his
jailer had come back to torment him.
shut up, Gillespie" l muttered.
This is Donovan. That fellow will
be back in minute. What can l do
for your"
What can you do for me?" he splut-
tered. "Oh, nothing, thanks l
wouldn't have you put yourself out
for anything in the world. It's nice in
here, and If that fellow kills me I'll
miss great deal of the poverty and
hardship of this sinful world But take
your time. Irishman. Being tied by
the legs like calf is bully when you
get used to it,"
In turning over, the better to level
his ironies at me, he had stirred up
the dust in the straw so that he
sneezed and coughed in a ridiculous
fashion. AS | did not move he added:
You come in here and cut these
strings and I'll tell you something nice
some day"
ran round to the front door, kicked
ii open and passed through a square
room that contained a fireplace, a
camp bed, a trunk, and a table Uttered
with old newspapers and few books.
i found Gillespie in the adjoining
room, cut his thongs and helped him
to his feet
Where is your boat?" he demanded.
"On the west side
Then we're in for a scrap. That
beggar goes down there for water; and
he'll see that there's another man on
the island. had gun when | came"
he added mournfully.
He stamped his feet and threshed
himself with his arms to restore circu-
lation, then we went into the larger
room, where he dug his own revolver
from the trunk and pointed to the shot
gun in the corner.
You'd better get that. This fellow
has only knife in his clothes. He'll
be back on the run when he sees your
canoe" And we heard on the instant
man running toward the hut. /
opened the bTeech of the shotgun to
see whether 1t was loaded.
Well. how do you want to handle
the situation?' / asked.
Ee had his eye on the window and
threw up his revolver and let go.
Your pistol makes a bowling noise
Gillespie. Please don't do that again
The smoke is disagreeable."
You are quite right; and shooting
through glass is always unfortunate!
there's bound to be a certain defiec
ton before the bullet strikes. You see
II were not a fool 1 should be a
philosopher"
1T isn't nice here; we'd better bolt. y
I'm as hungry as a sea-serpent," he
said, watching the window. "And
am quite desperate when / miss my
tea"
l stood before the open door and he
watched the window. We were both
talking to cover our serious delibera
lions. Our plight was not so much a
matter for testing as we wished to
make 1t appear to each other. had
experienced one struggle with the
Italian at the houseboat on the Tippe
canoe and was not anxious to get
within reach of his knife again. | did
not know how he had captured GILES
pie. or what mischief that amiable per
son had been engaged in, but inquisit :
touching this matter must wait
"Are you ready2 We don't want &c
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Insomnia

"I have been using Cascarets for In
somnia, with which have been afflicted
for twenty years, and can say that Cas-
carets have given me more relief than any
other remedy have ever tried. shall
certainly recommend them to my friends
as being all that they are represented"
Thos. Gillard, Elgin, Ill.
Pleasant, Palatable, Potent, Taste Good.
Do Good. Never Sicken. iWeaken or Gripe.
10c 2Sc, Soc. Never sold In bulk. The gen.
uine tablet stamped &C. Guaranteed to
cure or your money back "a
The Yale expositor., 1910-02-11

TO CURE A COLD In ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Qunine Tablets
Druggi SITS refund money II IL falls To cure. Il. w
GROVES signature s on each box. 25c.
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Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething sofens the gums reduces In
nammation a ays palm. cures wind collie. sc bottle.
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Transfers Punishment Earned.

Apparently it pays not to be cruel
10 horses out in Chicago. A teamster
who admitted abandoning his horses
for six hours on recent stormy day
was fined $50 by a magistrate. The
humane society prosecuted the case
vigorously and promised to report the
matter to the drivers employers. Pre-
sumably he will lose his job. as he
was unable to pay the fine and will
have to serve a Jail term.
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In Bad Shape.

The Missus-Jim, you've been drink
ing again!
The Mister-Mabel, m dear, I can
not tell lie-I-
The Missus-Goodness! Then you
must be worse than thought. Go to
bed in the other room.
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VOICE OF EXPERIENCE

Excuse me, gents, would you mind
givin dime to er poor Teller wot was
shot in der WARP"
Where were you shot?"
I'm der spinal column, sir!"
Beat 1t There wasn't any such
battlei"
The Yale expositor., 1910-02-11

Let none of you treat mis- brother in
way he himself would dislike to be
ed.-Mohammedan.