Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1910-09-14

And Maincl That comes near be-
ing the last straw.
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Seems like there is a hoodoo in the
name "lIadley Hall"
The local school will have to change
It's name 10 the international univer-
sity.
Where is that gentleman who i'm
agined he was running against la
Toilette
Chicago has won its fight for pure
soda water. But soda water is only
a chaser at best.
Taking Mr. Roosevelts Viewpoint,
that escaped lepcr was probably 4
moral enc making for Albany.
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The price of crude oil has ad-
vanced. Like as not, John u. is lay
ing in his winters supply OF coal.
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Torrance county is coming with a
bunch Of automobiles. And five years
ago the Estancia valley was an arid
plain.
When fair week arrives. illuminate
ed Albuquerque viii make the Gay
White Way look like a pale religious
candle light.
In getting after the advertising
company 10 place garbage rcceptacles
the city council might be said to be
rushing the can
The santa lc is 10 buy fifty new
Mallett engines. This explains the
double tracking. There won't be
room for them on one track.
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Albuquerque had only two fires
during the month of August, accord
ing to the chiefs report. This won't
make our coal any cheaper this win
ter.
Sev|enty-thrce per cent of the rail-
road conductors own their own homes.
says the official paper. This goes 10
show that our childish ambitions were
not so ill-founded after all.
Wanted-the democratic party in
Arizona viii cheerfully pay n hand
some sum for amy Information az to
the exact present Whereabouts of
one Frank A. Hitchcock. postmaster
general.
From all indications, the G.. O. ?.
win have need Of the distinguished
services OF r. II. We may lind out
after an that this far seeing apostle
OF bigger families has been planning
a coup an the time.
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The santa Fc Is seeking ia onjoin
the cut in the rate on lemons. Mr..
Ripley evidently thinks he ought to
be allowed to make a little money
the only fruit the commerce ON
has left him.
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The announcement that Nine. Skle-
doWska Currie has discovered pure
radlum should occasion no jealousy
among other scientists. Anyone af-
with a name like that is en-
to compensation.
The daughter Of Assistant Score
of war oliver, who did "a little
350-mile horseback trek in the terri
tories. can safely turn up her dainty
nose at the ~pretensions of one ungen-
tlemanB statesman from Africa.
Roosevelt says his travelling ex-
pcnses are paid by the outlook, and
the noisy citizen in the aged derby
hat who was subsequently thrown out
says Roosevelt's travelling expenses
are paid by the people of The United
This might be construed as
a yelled compliment to the circula-
ton of the Outlook.
Tom Watson fears the assassin's
It is quite likely Tom Watson
would welcome the publicity of just
one little assassiu's bullet. placed in
llcshy part of his anatomy
whore no serious results would ace
Tom needs some new method
of maintaining a properly impressive
pose Ina The spot light
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a man never realizes tho superb
GRITTY ot woman So much as when he
is sewing on "a button without a thim-
bile. pushing the needle against the
wall to get b half way through and
pulling 1t through the other hall by
hanging on to it with his teeth. This
is the plaintive opinion of "a New
Mexico editor who has evidently been
having troubles of his own.
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An exchange gives an incident
that illustrates the impossibility OF
telling whore trouble resulting from
"a mortgage Will end. \ man mort
gagged his farm TO buy his wife a pair
ol car-rings. The wife took in wash
ing Co. pay the interest on the mort-
and the first day lost one OF
the diamonds In the suds. and tried to
hang herself IN the harm. but the rope
broke and she fell on a $3.50 Jersey
breaking It's back.
Roy Peter Henry. pastor OF the
First Reformed church of Groveville. /
j., has landed ON the hobble skirt
Tie has issued an cdict that no hob
hlc-skirted woman may enter his
church a says that any woman
who Will sn debase herself and sex
as To- wear such % sartorial travesty