Bisbee daily review., 1910-09-02
ACall For Help By CHAUNCEY wARDWEiL
 Association

Has Mir. Goodspeed been in the club this morning. Jamesw asked Mir. Mar ble of the waiter who had attended him at breakfast. No. sir: MT. Goodspeed 'asn't been hin the club this mornin', sir. Any way. 1 iaven't seen i'm. sir. l don't think 'e'll be ere again very soon. sir" "Why notY' aI 'eard the chairman hoy the 'ouse committee sayin' to Mir Hedwards that arter the scandal Mir. Goodspeed ort to be suspended. sir Scandal? What scandal?' .wbat 'appened between i'm and Mrs. Krinkle."
 What did happep?'' Why. sir. NIT. Goodspeed as is rooms at the St. Dominick. Well, e was hin lis sleepin' room the other mornin'. 'avin' shaved and dressed. and was just goin' downstairs when e 'eard a voice. There's another room 1, aijoinin' lis bedroom that e doesn't oc- cupy 'imself. with a door between the two. This door was locked. but Mir. Goodspeed could 'ear the voice comin' through hit. and the voice was famil- far to i'm. sir Hit was a very pleas ant voice. sir"
 Well. what did it sayT'
 Hit said. oh. Tom. dear. if 1 only | 'ad you ere You know Mir Good speeds first name is Thomas. sir. ! I've seen hit hoften on the list hoy members-Thomas c. Goodspeed. So e knew the voice referred to 'imself." "was there no other reasony'
 "Yes. sir: e recognized the voice. Hit was that hoy 'er as lad been Mrs Good speed. They 'ad been divorced some years before. and Mrs. Goodspeed 'ad
 married Mir Krinkie." Well. go on."
 ''Mr Goodspeed. sir. forgettin' as low | e wasn't married to the lady. but she | was the wife hoy another man. walks | out into the all and hopens the door hoy | the room where the voice came from Mrs Krinkle was a-standin' with Ter ! back turned from i'm. Ter dress un'ook- | ed. E hentered without maxim hany | noise. and. gettin' down on is knee. e | begun to 'ook hup 'er dress be'ind. "'Is that you. '0wardr she said. 1 -Ow did you 'appen to be on and when I wanted you? You are the most hin | considerate man I hever 'eard hoy. | When you are ere to button my dress | you can't find either the looks or the | heyes You're much more apt to put | the 'ook in the lace. You've ruined | 'aIf & dozen dresses for me already. ! My poor dear Tom. whom treated so | badly. would never ave been so stu I bid. Tom 'ad both brains and good | disposition. You 'avent either. I ave rued givin' i'm hup for you hever since I sent i'm away "Mr Goodspeed didn't sayfarything: ! e just went on feelin' for the 'ooks
 and iookin' for the heyes. never swear | in or anything when he couldn't find | 'em and provin' what the lady said J that e 'ad a first class disposition. ! That's what l cali a model 'usband. 1 sir-a man as can 'ook hup is wffe's ! dress and never break none hoy the Ten Commandments a-doin' hit-" Go on. don't care to hear about man angels. not being one myself" Well. sir when the job was finish | ed. without even 'ookin' single look
 on the Wrong heye. Mrs. Krinkle turR- | ed. and. seein' CT former 'usband on is knee before Ter. raised Ter 'ands to
 'eaven and exclaimed;
 "'My goodness gracious"
 "Mr. Goodspeed e looks hup with ! just such keyes as q man would nat
 urally ave who could 'ook hup wo-
 mans dress without swearin'. and e | says:
 "'Hm. my dear. you wanted me
 mighty bad. didn't your
 "-'Ow did you know I wanted you
 10 look my dress?' she asked.
 "'When I ear any woman a-cryin'
 for 'elp in Ter dressin' room l know
 that's what she wants-some one to
 do that. Besides. I'd 'eard you call
 on me for that hoften'
 "'Oh. Tom. when I let you go
 didn't know 'ow dependent I was on
 you. I can never get another man to ] 'ook my dress as you do hit
 ".And l didn't know the force hoy
 'abit. When go to breakfast hin the 1 mornin' without 'avin' looked bup a
 dress I can't eat anythink. Hits like not 'avin' 'ad cocktail that one's used
 to-
 "For -eaveu's sake. Tom. what are
 we thinkin' how: Supposin' hanybody should 'appen to come hin- : With that the door hopened. and hin
 walks Mir Krinkie.
 What are you doin' hin my wife's
 bedroomr arsked NIT. Krinkle.
 ".A-doin' what you never did with. out maxim a mess hoy hit put ir Mrs. KrinkIe low do you hexpect I'm
 goin' to get out hoy this room without some one to 'elp me?
 "I'm yolr lawful 'usband.' expos tulated Hr. Krinkle.
 "'I'd rather ave my unlawful us band cried the lady. than man al
 don't know low to put a 'ook in ar
 heye without gettin' hit hinto the wrong place.
 "'Leave the room. sir cried MT
 KrinkIe to Mr Goodspeed.
 "Then, sir. the men got to fgntin' ] and hit was ball bout that MT. Good speed was caught in Mrs Krinkie'i } poom. And that's the reason why
 don't hexpect MT. Goodspeed at thu club. because the governin' committe, I Fl ave to suspend finn again But hexpect if e gets divorce and marrie' Is own wife ag'in they'll taks Tn
 back.