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The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21
Boy Tortured by Eczema.

when my boy was six years old, he
suffered terribly with eczema. He
could neither sit still nor lie quietly In
bed, for the itching va dreadful. He
would irritate spots by scratching
with his nails and that only made
them worse. A doctor treated him
and we tried almost everything, but
the eczema seemed to spread. 1t
started In a small place on the lower
extremities and spread for two years
until It very nearly covered the back
part OF his leg to the knee.
-Finally got Cuticura Soap, Cuti-
cura Ointment and Cstcura Pills and
gave them according 70 directions. I
used them in the morning and that
evening. before put my boy to bed,
l used them again and the improve
ment even in those few hourl was sur
prising, the Inflammation seemed to
be so much less. I used two boxes of
Cuticura Ointment, the same OF the
Pills and the Soap and my boy was
cured. Ny son Is DOW In his sew
enteenth year and hs has never had a
return OF tho eczema.
~ took care Of blends child that
had eczema on Its face and limbs and
l used the Cuticura Soap and ONT
ment They acted on the child Just as
they did on my son and 1t has never
returned. would recommend the
Cuticura Remedies 10 anyone. Mrs,
A. j. Cochran, 1923 Columbia Ave.,
Philadelphia, Pa, Oct 20, 1909"
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21
Why He Wouldn't Shoot.

A deputation Of three soldiers once
came TO the late Or. Lueger to make
some kind Of a request in their be-
half, The burgomaster Of Vienna
turned to one of the soldiers with the
following inquiry: what would you do
II the Kaiser commanded you to shoot
the burgomaster?"
81 would shoot him." said the sol.
der.
"So!" exclaimed Or. Lueger, land
what Is your religion?"
II am a Protestant"
DR.. Lueger spoke to the second
soldier.
what would you do II the Kaiser
commanded you to shoot the burgo'
master?"
Then I would shoot him." said the
soldier.
And what 10 your religion?"
"T am a Catholic"
The burgomaster turned to the
third soldier.
''Would you have shot me II the
Kaiser commanded you to do sou
mo" said the soldier
"And what is your religion"
'T am a Jew" ne answered.
what" exclaimed the burgomaster,
Don't you know that am the great
est anti-Semite in Austria? Tell me,
why would YOU not have shot me?"
because I have no rife; ! am the
drummer OF the regiment,"-Jewish
Chronicle.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21

virtues and values of Munyon'a Paw
Paw tonic and are made from the
juice OF the Paw-Paw fruit. un-
hesitatingly recommend these pills as
being the best laxative and cathartie
ever compounded. Send us postal or
letter, requesting a free package OF
Munyon's Celebrated Paw-Paw Laxa-
tive Pills. and we will mail same free
of charge. MUNYON'S HOMOEO-
PATHIC HOME REMEDY CO., sad
and Jefferson Sts.. Philadelphia. Pa.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21
Cut OF In Infancy.

Mrs. Jones had been reading OF
germ laden banknotes.
Goodness gracious" she exclaim.
ed. George, do you know how deadly
dangerous money really is?"
81 should say do" replied her hus-
band. Look at the number Of bills
Il has killed at Albany alone!"-Puck.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21
After His Day Of Practice.

~Do you believe In Sunday baseball7"
asked the bookkeeper of the shipping
clerk.
The latter tragically held aloft a
puffy forefnger with a distorted sec
,nd joint.
81 believe" he answered, that II
Sunday baseball is played at all It
should be confined exclusively to pro-
ressionals. "-Clevelan Plain Dealer.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21
Tettsrlns Cures Itching Piles.

Again am calling for the best salve l
ever used. Enclosed find $3.50. Send mo
one-half dozen boxes OF Tetterine;
N. ]. Kipp.
Tetterine Cures Eczema, letter, Ring
Worm, Boils Rough Scaly Patches on tho
Face, Old Itching Sores, Itching Piles
Cankered Scalp, Chilblains, Corns, and
Tetterine SOC: Tetterine Soap Csc. Your
druggist or by mail from the manufae-
turer, The Shuptrine Co.. Savannah, Ga.
With every mail order for Tetterine we
give a box OF Shuptrine's lOc Liver Pills
free,
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21
If You Are a TrIfie Sensitive

About the size Of your shoes, many people
wear smaller shoes by using Aliens Foot
Ease, the aqqtiseptic powder, 70 shake INTO
ing Feet. just the thing for Breaking in
new shoes. Sold everywhere, 25c, Sample
FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted, lie Roy, ny
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21
A Package Mailed Free ON Request Of
MUNYON'S
PAW-PAW PILLS

The best Stomach and
Liver Pills known and
a positive and speedy
cure for Constipation,
Indigestion, Jaundice,
BilIousness, Sour Stom-
aeh. Headache, and all
ailments arising from a
disordered stomach or
sluggish liver. They
contain in concen-
trated form all the
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21

ton. My ankles and
wrists swelled and
puffy sacks appeared
beneath my eyes.
The pain when pass
ing the kidney secre-
lions was often so
great as to make me
scream. / was treat
ed by a physician,
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21
A SERIOUS pLuNpER.

YES" said the drug clerk, i am
called I'D occasionally to compound
prescriptions at night"
Isn't a man apt to make mistakes
working in semi.darRness"
"You bet he Is. l took In a plugged
quarter once."-Louisville Courier
Journal.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21

but he did not help me. For months
l was laid up and did not walk a step.
At last began using Doan's Kidney
Pills and all my troubles disappeared.
In a few weeks was SO changed my
friends could hardly believe 1t.
Remember the name-Doan's. For
sale by all dealers. 30 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21

The use Of electricity in construc.
ton work is increasing in New York
City. The current is utilized for the
operation OF electric hoists. pumps,
and the like. The caisson work of
a large new building is to be done
with air compressors operated by
electricity. Naturally, there is some
apprehension of serious consequences,
in case the current should fail while
the work in the caisson is in progress,
but special precautions will doubt
less be taken to prevent any such ac-
cident.-Scientific American.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21

The canal theory Of Mars is Cd.
posed by the Swedish savant. Arrhe-
MUS. who thinks the phenomena OBJ
served are huge clefts in the surface
OF the planet.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21
SORRY.

"You never, somehow, say the right
thing at the right time" his wife COM
planned.
II know it, he sadly replied, but
you seemed to think did once
Chicago Record. Herald.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21

Brother Rockefeller says we "eat
too much" As if prices Of foodstufs
had not made that impossible! ex-
claims the Atlanta Constitution.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21
CHEER UP.

TROUBLES never come singly."
well, the good things also arrive
In clusters occasionally; shad and
strawberries for instance. Louis
vile Courier-Journal.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21

Or. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and
invigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Sugarcoated, tiny granules, easy TO take
as candy.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21
Try Murine Eve Remedy

For Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes and
Granulated Eyeiids. II Soothes Eye Pain.
Murine Eye Remedy Liquid, DC. and 800.
Murine Eye Salve. 25c. I'D sl00.--
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21
For COLDS and GRIP.

Hick'S CAPUDINH is the best remedy
relieves tho aching and feveriShness--cur
the Cold and restores normal conditions. It's
nquid-effects Immediately. Ice. nc and
Soc. a. drug storah
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21

less, and that in should submit theme
Dr. Prce's riahs in the privacy of
your own His Prescription has cured
hundreds of CONGO of Of
II product graduated
ingredient
ton No alcohol hsbormne found Some
medicine tribe
with your Dspensary Association, r.
" Pierce President Buffalo, be WE'LL
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21

Tests conducted aboard the battle
chip Delaware have convinced navy
men Of the efficacy Of oil as a navy
fuel.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21

The man who sells mullins and
sells them with HIS whole heart gets
the muffin business, wisely remarks
the indianapolis News.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21

Mrs.. Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens thegumR, reducesinnamma
don, allays pain, cures wind colo, &c oottle
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21

The ant might learn something to
It's advantage, thinks Rams Horn, by
going to the book agent.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21
EXPERT ENDORSEMENT.

EYES," said young Mrs. Torkins, Il
am sure our garden is going to be
success"
80 Soon?"
Eyes, the chickens have tasted ev-
erything and they are perfectly en-
thusiastec. "-Washington Star.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21

A new treatment for the sleeping
sickness is called the cold cure, and
requires a refrigerator with a hospi-
tai ward installed in it. The room is
painted white, devoid of carpet, but
made comfortable with a table, a deck
chair and an electric light. The pa
tent who submits to the treatment
sits for hours at time in the ward,
which is kept at temperature of
from ten to twenty degrees below
freezing point, The room is twelve
feet by nine feet, and has duoble
wooden walls, the space between be.
ing packed with cotton.-Popular
Mechanics.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21

Some people, notes the Louisville
Courier-Journal, are always throwing
b scare into themselves.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21

A table giving statistics Of single
phase electric railways in this county
and in Europe has recently been pre-
pared by the Westinghouse Electric
and Manufacturing Company. Ac-
>cording to this table, there are twen-
ty-eight roads 1.-TWO still under con-
struction) in America with line VOLT
ages ranging from 1900 volts to 1000
volts. Thirteen of the roads are
equipped to use either direct-current
or single-phase alternating current.
The total number of locomotives used
on these lines is sixty-four. In Eu-
rope there are thirty-four single
phase roads using line voltages rang
ing from 500 to 10000 volts, and they
are equipped with forty-four locomo-
tives.-Scientific American.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21

The woman with the shortest foe
may possess the longest tongue.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21

The key to success doesn't loo
anything like q night key.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21

A man with black eye is up
against the dark side of life.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21
SCREAMED WITH PAIN.

Rochester, N. ", Woman's Terrible
Suffering From Kidney Trouble
Mrs. F. NJ. Carnrike, 1870 Allen ST.,
Rochester, N. Y, says; my kidneys
and bladder were in terrible condi-
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21

$50 far as science is aware, no
creature in the world except man has
the spontaneous habit of weekend
ing" says the Glasgow Herald. And
even among mankind the habit is of
comparatively recent acquisition. II
has been made possible and indeed
suggested by mechanical progress,
though some authorities deduce the
failure of civilization from our in
ability to make outdoor life in our
cities attractive to ourselves. The
habit has taken such hold on us that
nothing but a prohibitive rise in rail-
way fares, or a quite unforeseen
change in our atmospheric and recre-
alive conditions, can prevent its In
definite increase"
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21

FOR HiekS oAPUDINM
Whether from Colds, Feat Stomach oR
Nervous Troubles Capudlne will relieve you.
It's liQuid-pleasant 70 take acts tmmedi"
Ately. Try IL ioc.. &c. and soc. ~ drug
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21
Trial Bottle rrea By Maj

n you suffer from Epilepsy. Fits, Failing sickness.
epAsnls, or hsye chdren that DO 90, my New pls-
covory viii relieve thom, and all you arc asked TO
do 10 to send for FREQ Trial So Bottle OF Dr.. Mays
EPll0P@AoId0 euro
II has cured thousands where everything else
failed Guaranteed by May Medical Laboratory
Under Pure Food and Drugs Act, June 0oth, 1908
Guaranty No, 1871, Please write for special FREQ
GO BotaS and give AGE and complete address
Or. ". n. MAY, 548 Pearl Street, New York.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21

Save your regrets of yesterday UNI
I'll tomorrow.
The enterprise-recorder. (Madison, Fla.) 1908-1933, 1910-07-21
WELCOME WORDs TO WOMEN

Women who suffer with disorders peculiar to their
should write to DR.. Pierce and receive free the
advice of physician of over 20 years experience
"A skilled and successful specialist in the diseases
Of women. Every letter of this sort has the most
careful consideration and is regarded as sacrcdy
confidential. Many sensitively modest women write
fully to Or, Pierce what they would shrink from
telling to their local physician. The local physician
Is pretty to say that he cannot do anything
without ian examination" DR.. Pierce holds that
these distastefu examinations are generally need
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-10
When We All FLY

arshp really becomes practical
revoluionize
rs
getting about as to speed
when the bicycle and motorcycle added the
the railroad the automobile
carriage The steamship
certain line another
civilization The solid always
the fields both sides.
But flying the extension of a
entirely line The only flying
the Daedaus the pasted
the of himself and Icarus their
their boss, King o
doing the Jealous melted his
not be true history.
Since it is altogether line progress
of knowing that the airshp
cessiy and not dangerous luxury But if
everyday affair." it will make startling changes
daily living
will abolish every
Of public highway. Like the wind will
list
houses on top At least part
patton the receiving
will probably be to all pretenous will
work hard to make
Our back yards will be plainly in view
kitchen
stables sheds evident
lie
willing airships upon
clutteredup amshackle outbudng
there receptaces all?
air the ugly back divide
pakke garden into and barren back will
pitiably potty.
There people who gseful
abolish
But shall admit l-weakness wait
chine to stop from numbering other compel
tear down our fences and clean up our back doors?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-10
Gold Lace and a Peacemaker

Some motormen and conductors in Columbus, o.,
felt that before dividends on watered stock were
raised there should be little adjustment of wages
The leading citizens who run the banking end of
the street car company thought different.
So the men struck.
Then u. S. Senator Dick asked to be allowed to
command the militia which was called out
His plea was granted by the governor
Dick opened headquarters at in a big hotel
and here is his outfit and the cost:
Major General Dick gets $22.22 a day; two briga-
der generals, 1867 each % colonies, $11.11 18
observation-disclosures, 1912; 30 majors $685. 100 cap
tans, 1861 80 first lieutenants, $685. rs second
heutenants, $4.72, and 5000 prvates So each; total
of 81, 64234 day.
Wouldn't that amount of money expended in the
interests of peace and justice instead of for gold lace
and gunpowder go lot further toward settling the
strike?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-10

The ladies of the w. G. Il. U
will hold a meeting tomorrow, TO
W hich all friends are invited.
Miss Alpha KOrn. the daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. l. Kern of this
city, will be married this evening
at Seattle to Mr.. Seigfried Rosen-
thai of New York.
Mrs. George Atkinson and
daughter, Miss Mary Atkinson,
who have been visiting i'm the
East with relatives, will be at
home soon. Miss Atkinson grad
uated last June from Wellesley
college.
DIR. and Mrs. Il. j. Stuart have
as their guest their niece, Miss
Carrie Malone of Evanston, Ill.,,
who will remain in Tacoma until
September.
The executive board of the
Woman's club will meet at the
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-10
'DailTSborfSfory
THE GREATEST SCULPTOR
BY HI. III. Hudson.

For obvious reasons it will be
best not to reveal my name.
will furthermore state that the
authorities would disturb the quiet
of my declining years if they
knew what / know. The game ]
played is worth the telling.
For 80 years / served as a
funeral director in one of our
largest cities. l became skilled in
the art of embalming. but this
was not enough. made a pro-
found study of chemistry and was
at last rewarded. / discovered a
compound which, injected after
death, left the body intact. its sub
stance being slowly replaced mole
cule for modecule by a mineral
formation. / had discovered the
art of rendering dead body per-
manent by petrifaction. The
mummies of ancient Egypt were
not to be compared with my prod
uct. For my purpose the sculptor
was eliminated. / could produce
the real, with every feature re-
tanned as at death.
AS lay, / had followed the
business of undertaking for 80
Years. I had also kept books, and
knew where my subjects lay. /
found solace In the thought that
was preserving the distinguished
dead. : knew that my time would
come and that there would be a
better way than working over a
block of marble. My work would
surpass that of Phidias. People
had always longed to see their
friends again. would give them
the opportunity.
] went about my work rapidly
--eyen furiously. The years
passed quicker than / knew. While
was an undertaken, / was a
sculptor in larger sense. There
was pleasure in the careful prep
aration of each subject for the
tomb, the bodies being placed in
natural. graceful and artistic posi-
tions. My work would be epoch
making. The time finally came
for me to assume my new role.
closed out my business and left
town. After spending some time
abroad, disguised myself and re-
turned, opening up a marble cut
ter's shop near the entrance of the
old cemetery where many of my
subjects had been quietly sleeping
for years.
II was not difficult to start my
business. for / had preserved my
records and knew where TO solicit
patrons. enlisted the service of
couple OF trusted cronies. Then,
going among the descendants of
the old and distinguished families,
I Sought out photographs. telling
ny customers that for reason
abs consideration ! would furnish
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-10
AD,LAYTTN1E -
- STORIES~

mot strength to cut firewood and
carry il home.
This touched the farmers heart.
Straightway he seized his own ak
and after sharpening it on the sole
of his boot, cut down several dead
trees which he cut and bound into
bundles of fagots. These he car
ried to her hut for her.
AS he dropped the last armful
at the door he was surprised to
see the hut disappear and in place
of the old woman stood the fairy
queen.
Your reward for this kindness
is the wood you gathered" she
said.
He turned to look and 10! all the
fagots had been changed to gold.
He spent days in carrying them
home to his wife. Ever afterward
they lived in comfort and plenty.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-10
'TIGHTWAD' KEEPS BOOKS
ON ALL WIFE COSTS HIM
'This Child" Thought u Chum; Hasn't
a
BY CYNTHIA GREY,

When asked recently
husbands had realized failed realize their gsh ideals
pected interesting They coming
today wife whose letter Indicates bright
tractve ordinary
finds she has married who
hard before he lets and acts the general Crouch
Advice her hard but is the girl of
think this tighwad
human being. something
him make him realize his wife entitled share equally
with him. suggest that him
with SMILE tell him things
firmly and cooly-without earsouine what
havea definite weekly allowance clothes
Tell him plainly that he must appreciate position
Willingly without abe him
somewhere will take rtrouble
just the pin probably will shame him
provision No in his position life that
wife bitremember
the letter of the Victims:
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-10
CYNTHIA GREYS
CORRESPONDENTS

Dear Miss Grey: Although /
love my sweetheart very much and
would like to marry him, fear to
do so-as he is a Catholic and ]
am a Protestant. What do you
advise? X. Y. q.
A.-This Is a question which
comes to me often and can only
repeat my answer:-talk 1t over
with his priest and your pastor
and be guided by their advice.
Dear Miss Grey: What is your
opinion of girl who will allow a
married man to spend the day
alone with her in her rooms? Is
there any excuse, even though
she talks of soul mate" and "af-
finity"?
And what is your opinion of the
man, whose wife to all appear
ances is doing her best to make
his home happy one?
What could the wife do, know
ing the circumstances?
CONSTANT READER.
Al decline to give my opin-
ion of the young lady you ask
about. What / think of her cam
not change her. What YOU think
of her cannot change her. Think
ing things of folks doesn't do you
any good and certainly doesn't do
them any damage. He spend too
much time working up opinions
about people. have the same
answer to give about the man.
But the question about the wife
is a different matter. You ask
what she can do. She won him
once; she knows how she did it.
She was independent then and
kept him guessing. A woman can
always do that the second time
liz she braces up and tries. What
won man once Will will him
again, I'm sure.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-08-10

Dear Miss Grey: Your request
to hear from we poor married
folks regarding our ideals; has
given me no little to think about
If ever girl got married, expect
ing a sweet, loving, chummy life
with man, and got JOLT. it was
this child. Even yet l try to rea.
son out how it all can be so differ
ent from what / thought, and
find the best thing to do is to for
get it all and do the best car
with the Lemon l drew. Terrible
you say? Yes, it is, and the worst
part is, it's TRUE.
l was a girl who never knew
anything but a sweet, jolly life
loads of friends, never knew the
want of a dollar, always had love
ly clothes, lots of pin money, etc,
married a man who KNEW THIS
WELL, said / could have all that,
and hoped in the future to bestow
more. He married me and brought
me here, where l knew no one,
Then began the thumb screw
process, "well known to lots OF
women" as regards money-to
grow worse and WORSE, until my
whole soul revolts at his home
coming. Yet l must smile. May
hap a guest is brought home to
dinner. 1 must show off-never
mind how long it is since 1 have
been downtown, or have been able
to accept an invitation out (be-
cause it cannot be returned (be-
cause it cannot be returned, nor
are there right clothes to wear)
1 miss all the good shows, and 81
love EN-"
Then last, but not least, l find
a little book hidden away, and in
that book is strict account of
every penny 1 had cost him since
the wedding-every penny written
down, quarters and 50-cent pieces,
even when it would go to the man
who cut the grass, it's all charged
to ME-, as if 1 had USED 1t. If ]
ask for money after being with
out even car fare for days, yes,
even a whole month without even
a dime, he will look as IL ! had
asked for one of his eyes, and say:
We'll, how much do you have to
have?" / meekly say my stock
ings are gone, and pay SO cents
a pair. / get so cents. not a Dent
over. never pay thing; / never
have cent. Can't even buy ga
melon at the back door. When |
do my own work, as I often do, do
you fancy get the 81 paid to the
girl? Perish the thought. Never
a cent do get. What would ydu
think, and how would you feel
toward such an ideal? ES
ONLY ONE OF THE VICTIMS.