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The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

A man down in New York who is a
lawyer is to be disbarred because it is
alleged that he stole $150,000 of his
clients money. In Buffalo a sneak
thief stole few pennies and the judge
gave him five years. There's plenty
of justice in this country, but the
trouble is in it's very uneven distribu-
ton.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

Last year the treasury department
realized $4,000 from the sale of its
waste paper. In some offices this
would be quite an item.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

Secretary Ballinger got considerably
shaken up in a railroad accident the
other day. An inglorious freight car
was able to accomplish more than the
entire insurgent movement.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28
Parts of Sneach.

Teacher-Thomas, what are the parts
of speech?
Tommy Tucker after an exhaustive
mental etfort-It's the way a man
talks when he shutters.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

One of the most practical uses yet
suggested for the aeroplanes, is the
establishment of an aerial messenger
service across the desert of Sahara
The great arid plane would make an
ideal aviation field, if the aviator
would always be sure of goodly tank
of water.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

During the naval test at Indian
Head new Pinch gun costing $780,
900 was exploded Our naval machin-
cry is self-destructive, whether it can
destroy others or not.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

President Taft's obvious belief that
civil service clerks should earn their
salary even if Uncle Sam does pay
it. is not popular in civil service cir
cles.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

The government will investigate
carefully the causes of the explosion
of the Maine. This is locking the
stable door after the dead horse inter.
ests only the undertaken
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

There's no logic in arguing prosper
ity from increased sales of shoes. 1t
may merely indicate that those who
formerly rode in state are now re-
duced to walking.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

Twenty people were killed at a
Spanish bull fight last week. The
bull fight is coming to the front again,
and at this rate can be ranked with
automobiling, awaiting and other man
ly sports.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

Since ex-King Manuel of Portugal
is barely 81 the defects in his early
education might yet be overcome and
useful citizen made of him. En-
overcome heredity.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

In New York a man has a legal
right under certain conditions, to put
his mother.in-law out of his house,
but there is another essential beside
legality-nerve.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

John A. Dix. democratic candidate
for governor of New York, is for a
lower tariff But as the wall paper
company of which he is a director
asked % percent more tariff in 1908,
he does not seem to have become
enough of a Hebrew to eschew pork.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

In some parts of Scotland ether is
sold as beverage and an ether drunk
is considered a most comforting ex-
perience.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

Talk about an uplift. A new noun
tain peak has been discovered in Alas
ka $4,000 feet high That beats any
thing in the world outside of the An
des and the Himalayas.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

If Mr.. Wellman carries out his
promise to try again, we hope he will
start from the tip of Newfoundland
where he will be away from the ad.
vice of the weather bureau.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

William R. Hearst offers $4,000 to
the first aeroplanist who flies across
the continent There is little question
but what Mr.. Hearst will be called
upon to write his check for that
amount within the next year.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

Wall streets only experience so far
in animal industry has been shear
ing the lambs and riding the ele.
plant. Now it remains to be seen
whether it can also drive the donkey.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

Few people who recall the industrial
Gratis had a president and congress
would vote for another dose. 1t is up
to all of us to tell young men and
newcomers to our shores a few cold
facts about the dinner pals of 1893
81.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

The immortal address of the civil
war was uttered by Abraham Lincoln
at Gettysburg. Its companion piece
Is the poem written by Julia Ward
Howe, THE Battle Hymn of the Re-
public" will live as long as men love
liberty.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

Much is said about Wellman's hero
ism, but Mrs. Wellman should also
have quite as much mention, while
she was trying to figure whether she
was to live on lecture receipts or in
surance money.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

BY 1912 the candidates will have
20 take aeroplane tours. flow fine
they will look up above the clouds
delivering speeches to forty square
miles by megaphone.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

with a national debt of sS0o, 000 900
Portugal is doing its best ~ become
prosperous after the ideas Of our fin.
anciers
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

A magazine writer says that Biz.
mingham, Ala, will soon be another
Pittsburg. 1t is unfair to SANDER Bir-
mingham that way.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

They're having such warm time
down in New York that winter will
have to be postponed until after the
November elections.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

Over 100000 civil war soldiers are
still drawing pensions. The last sol
der of the revolution lived until four
years after the close of the civil war,
so it is possible for some of the civil
war veterans to live a good number
of years yet.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

The new suffragettes costume has
pockets in the skirt. These progress
sive females will soon be wearing
the masculine regala. It's only ques-
ton of time.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

ing that there is no equally pat sub
stitute. These phrases creep into the
dictionaries and find permanent
place. such slang will merely repeat
history by looking the world squarely
in tie face in the next century as
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

Miss Vera Silent of Cincinnati is
to marry a Lieutenant Hush. 1t is
announced that 1t will be a quiet we'd
ding.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

The Northern Pacific railway did
$6,000000 more business this year
than last and this at confiscatory
rates.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

The corn crop for 1910 is placed at
1877, 100000 bushels. 1t is a pity the
estimator couldn't have stretched his
conscience another 100000 bushels.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

The people who say it's cheaper to
move than to pay rent, apparently
don't know how much it costs to
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

Woodrow Wilson, the Princeton
professor, who is now running for
governor is taking pleasure in in
structing the voter.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

Somehow or other, those pugs who
were going to challenge Sullivan so
fast, had sudden attack of frigid
pedals.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

The corn crop doesn't seem to be
affected by the result of that worlds
series of baseball games.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

What has become of the old-fash-
toned woman who regarded "fainting
away" as a sign of refinement?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

If this department had bet on its
judgment on the world series it would
have cleaned up 100000
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

Postmaster General Hitchcock says
penny postage Is coming soon. 1t
will be a welcome innovation.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

The crop of wheat may be little
short in the United States, but the
crop of politics is a bumper.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

We're tired of the old politicians
fighting each other, and making out
that they are so big. How do you feel
about it?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

"If l had his money" said a brake
man in speaking of wealthy citizen,
Il would burn a few lights"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

If there were not so many laws al
ready, the Globe would demand one
requiring all pies to be at least an
inch thick.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

1t Is now urged that boys should
be taught to talk. The girls don't
need to be. They talk anyway
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28
The Better Sch, me.

'"The man who knows just what he
wants is bound to be successful"
mot half so much as the man who
knows how to get what he wants.
Cleveland Leader.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

How conceited man is! Every Cub
pitcher, after he'd lost his game, de-
clared that if he could just have one
more chance, he'd win.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

Mrs. Gaskell, the author of that in
imitable book Crawford" passed her
Tooth birthday anniversary recently.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

To re complete the government
weather report should include the pre-
cipitaticn of aviators.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

A man called up The News on the
telephone Saturday afternoon and
asked how the ball game was going.
Three to three, tenth inning" he
was told. Whose favor?" he asked.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

What's your scheme for carrying
out the ashes-doing it once a week
or stacking 'em up in the corner and
waiting till spring?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

A French auto builder has discov-
cred that pressed leather tires are
very satisfactory even on rough roads.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

Walter Wellman has won the ad.
miration of the women of America.
He rescued the cat.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

Science and invention have over
come a lot of automobile troubles, but
the trouble of paying for them re-
mains about the same.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

A woman in st. Louis has opened
bakery. She is wel.bred society
lady.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

They're on their dignity so many
hours a day that a school teacher with
a love affair always attracts unusual
attention.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28
AROUND TOWN.

Why are furnace shakers always get.
ting lost?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

An Atchison crank has added one
more to the list of things he despises
familiar tunes with variations.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

Let it be recorded for future refer
ence that the first general killing
frost in this territory in the year 1910,
A. D., didn't arrive till October %.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

Three billion would have sounded so
much more complete and important,
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

Some men VINO fail to get justice
ought to thanX their lucky stars.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

The season is at hand again when
you get ashes in your hair every
time you shake down the furnace
And with the present price of eggs,
q shampoo comes high. (They're not
quite so high if you lean over when
you take emu
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

We have noticed that most of the
Missouri housekeepers who are ia
nous for making good biscuits have
sale-ratus looking biscuits.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

Ever notice that man not as smart
as you are is always little jealous of
you? (This will appeal to all of themi
everybody has thought of that.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

The supernumerary stage hand can
usually tell you more about the the.
atrical profession than James x.
Hackett ever knew
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

There seems to be very general
disposition this year to raise hell
What's the matter with introducing
smallpox in the public schools?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28
ATCHlSoN GLOBE SIGHTS.

If you do good days work, dom
grunt around the balance of the week.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

Over in Missouri, if a man asks,
How are you getting along?" you are
considered impolite unless you ask
back: How are you getting along?"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

A colored girl who is employed in
an Atchison family says her steady
young man is a BARRIERS assistant.
(Chart.-A porter in barber shop.)
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

When an American is puzzled, he
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

1t doesn't do a great deal of good to
laugh at trouble, the result usually
being a sickly grin. Nor does it help
any to whine; about the only thing
that counts is to work your way out.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

a stingy man might as we'll act ma.
tural, and be stingy; if he attempts a
liberal thing he will trim it down I'M
til he attracts unfavorable comment
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

A man may not earn the money he
wins at gambling, but, if he follows
the game regularly, he must earn
more than he would require to pro-
vide the ordinary necessities and com
forts of life.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

According to the neighbors, If
father loafs around home a good deal,
he ought to be at work, and if he
doesn't loaf around home a good deal,
he is neglecting his family.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

If you could buy the average mans
political influence at par, and sell it
at his own estimate, there wouldn't
be any object in using it to be elected.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

Eyery Frlday. Ry mail per year. sl6O.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

An AtcnlSOn crank mas added one
more to the list of things he despises;
familiar tunes with variations.
What has become of the old-fash-
toned woman who regarded "fainting
away as sign of refinement?
We're tired of the old politicians
fighting each other, and making out
that they are so big. How do you feel
about it?
If there were not so many laws al
ready, the Globe would demand one
requiring all pies to be at least an
inch thick.
Science and invention have over
come lot of automobile troubles, but
the trouble of paying for them re-
mains about the same.
The supernumerary stage hand can
usually tell you more about the the
atrcal profession than James K.
Hackett ever knew.
We have noticed that most of the
Missouri housekeepers who are ia
nous for making good biscuits have
sale-ratus looking biscuits.
There seems to be very general
disposition this year to raise hell.
What's the matter with introducing
smallpox in the public schools?
Ever notice that man not as smart
as you are is always a little jealous of
you? (This will appeal to all of them;
everybody has thought of that.
Over in Missouri, if man asks,
How are you getting along?" you are
considered impolite unless you ask
back: How are you getting along?
A colored girl who is employed In
young man is a BARRIERS assistant
(Chart.-A porter in a barber shop.)
1t doesn't do great deal of good to
laugh at trouble, the result usually
being a sickly grin. Nor does it help
any to whine; about the only thing
that counts is to work your way out.
a stingy man might as we'll act ma
tural, and be stingy; if he attempts a
liberal thing he will trim it down un,
til he attracts unfavorable comment.
If you could buy the average mans
political Influence at par, and sell II
at his own estimate, there wouldn't
be any object in using it to be elected
According to the neighbors, II
father loafs around home a good deal
he ought to be at work, and if he
doesn't loaf around home a good deal
he is neglecting his family.
A man may not earn the money he
wins at gambling, but if he follows
the game regularly, he must earn
more than he would require to pro-
vide the ordinary necessities and com.
forts of life.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

No ~ %.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1910-10-28

the postotlice at Norfolk,
nd class matter.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-07
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Entretanto Ell medico iha escult5ndo mItad
espigadas herederK sin Or dandoe muy poca mpor
tancia 10 que bt diciendo ioii Dolores Para el
habia heho mujer de que ue al
ducta haban alberto para el neroS horizones Neces
faba dnero prescndIbemene dos cuaritoS que rifaba
Ell casino 9ryoti}O porqU amigos
cansadOS de aue sGbeO ind1ectO ban huyeldo ed bu
to- el cansado de pinar por industrial 10 hacia
cada peor. Su mujer, que pr4SentabS aquel
mento OJOs angel protector de gustos
que habl de legar protection lsa dar}e los dos
dmitos que necesa para ugar al pocker aquela tae2
Tuvo arranque de vaor Y lcs pldi6.
Lopue dola Dolores di 10 hzo S para des
critic geto Sc hzo eroz pS0 verde marido
que tare 70 contarlo.I1 ja-tecaesto honbreS
saben 10 que vale ell dnef' 10 tfci soStener
certo porte certo range cando nay POGO de pre-
cuparse por mas lbrarnos de algunos apuos pien
FL m6dco la dejo con Ia paiahra la boca q los pr
amagS de chubsco fn6 n1y 1eprisa oalie aha
10. direction al casino
En- el camino encOntr0 Sautafe
-Santat ie cnv;dio d usfe,ie dilo deade 2e;0s p0r
todo saiudu.
y yo simto feliz que uste1 envlde; pc
TO, por que eS la envidia amigo mio2
-Porque usted s0er0.
y yo e envidio 4 ustesI p0rque es caSad0
9uerlo Santalt, Ofen>a sased Dos; Sy la iiber-
tad que pierGeo
Els que yO la perlcria-
Ahora habla listed lcro ~ ciArto que usled
ero 6comprende used? Sc asted por rodearlas lie
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-07

CALIZ AMARGO

CuandO t,ao eslvo dNpueto, marcharon los tres her
Madrid trajes de uto por fuera ale
gre coraz0n por dentro Por aquellos das marcharon
Madrid tanben D. Roblstiano reganar hijo pOrq ie
solo habla aprofado asgnaura paso tan entO tar
darfa mrchOs hacerse bacher, Santfe QuiIn
habia expirado e plazo de La licenca.
La entrevista de Paquto padre fue emOciOnan-
te hubo nsultos anenazas, lagrmas promess por
,ued6 e ho arrepentdo march0 ell padre esperanmsdo
Jacobo, cuanto lleg0, dedic0 arregar los
de la tesentarFa de ito asi trnscurrerOn Ocho
diss ocupado aquel divertias hermanas medic
lie la mayor t1yanqulidad.
Haca el medic da del que haca el noveno de Hega-
da Madrid, reciberon telegrama cuya soa vista
elarnaron. Caro los teegramas cuandO hay asmtU
pendiene de nngn genero y, ST. fama lejos srelcn
portadores de bnenas ben tenia ga
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-07
BuQUxs ANUNCIADos

Vapor espanol Martin Saeaz.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-07
PARA La COSTA

Costeros: Pedrito, Angel Maria, De
seada, Esperanz. hAisito, Maria Artau,
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-07

PAPEL PARA CIGARRILLOa
I'm el "BOLETIN MERCANTIL"
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-07

li6 de Canarias, el 2 del cOrrente para
Puerto Rico Cuba.
ConsignAtarios, Sobrines de Inquierdo
y Co.
VapOr espanol Catalina. Sali6 de
Barcelona, ell S del corriente para Cana
rias, Puerto Rico y Cuba.
Consignatarios. Sobrinos de Izquier-
do v Co.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-09
ATTEMPT ON LIFE
! !! IS SUCCESSFUL
Mrs. Tina Hamilton of Mill
Creek Dies Four Days After
Drinking Laudanum.

Mrs, Tina Hamilton. 5j years old. sis
tcr-in-law of Bishop James e. Hamilton
Of Mill Creek who attempted TO take her
own life last Friday BY drinking dose
OF lsudanum. died from the effects Of
the poison at the Judge Mercy hospital
shortly before midnight Tuesday
After writing a note to nclghbor.
Mr. c. ii. Miller. Friday, Mrs. Hamilton
went TO her room at tho home OF her
brother -n-law. Ninth East and Sixth
South streets and after locking herself
In swallowed Il quantity OF the drug.
In the note TO Mrs. Miller, which WAS
delivered by the hired man, Mrs. liamil
ton said that she intended killing her
self and inclosed $50 for her funeral cX-
pcnses.
The note was delivered TO Mrs, Miller
Immediately, and as soon as the contents
had been noted Mrs. Miller hurried tC
the Hamilton home ana got members oi
the family To go to Mrs. Hamiltnn's room
The woman had just taken the poison
when her relatives came to her assist
auce. DR., A. A. Bird OF Murray was
summoned. fte administered an en1ettc
Mrs Hamilton was taken to the Judge
Mercy hospital. where She lowered be-
tween life and death until Tuesday night
Dependency is believed to have
prompted the woman 10 attempt to end
her life.