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The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-03-17
Other Side Of Socialism.
lCOntl1latedl

(CO7tttnated)
code? What would be the result ID the
State if all legitimate ambition and ef-
fort we've to find no possible reward,
and il evll-doing would bring with II
no chastisement?
Yet, in reality, this is the ideal which
Socialists pace before themselves.
They think to make man happy by
making him certain that he will always
get enough to eat; they think that this
is more important to him than liberty
and that he will undergo any sort OF
servitude in order to accomplish this
end.
Some of them even go SO far as to
think that if pOver,y and the struggle FOR
existence could be abolished the world
would he completely transformed, and
that men would become moral beings
not only in theory but also in practice.
There is nothing in the whole experience
of man to justify such conclusion.
Judged 10y the inexoiab'e law of log.
ical sequences, SOcia ism could not fail
to reduce the sphere of human happi-
ness since it would take away from us
the possibilities which make life worth
living.
In other words, Socialism, logically
considered, is what General Sherman
said war was.
J, L. +.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-03-17
Marvellous Discovery.
(COntinued)


eff the daughter of the family isyoung
and foolish aud has rOgulsh eye for
everything that wears trousers, take
away her allowance of peas.
'sIs the young hopeful of the house
afflicted with n excess Of energy?
Does he break the furniture or give
you the fidgets by his restlessness ?
Stuff him with potatoes.
"Potatoes ale vegetable hookworm.
They will give the boy repose OF man
ner. If they make him lazy, reduce
the quantity.
"Perhaps the husband begins to chafe
at the matrimon al yoke or-alas! such
things have been-sighs for strange dl-
whites. Let not the wife of his bosom
despair. He may be saved from the
siren. Tragedy may be averted. How
With spinach.
"Spring is almost here Soon the first
robin will pipe, the primrose sWeeten
the air. How many will long to sing
in poetic rapture the beauties of the
seasonl No need now to suppress the
winged ecstasy. Eat string beans and
he inspired with the divine madness OF
the poet!
"It is an i'll wiud that blows no one
good. High prices may have banished
beefsteaks from some of our tables
But they have given us leguminother
apy."
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-03-17

your correspondent went to the wound
ed soldier who still lay on the ground
screaming like startled guinea hen.
Not being very proficient in the lingo
| had some difficulty at FIRST in ast er-
tanning the cause of the soldiers trou-
be, but finally found that the poor
cuss had inadvertently stepped on a
murderous prickly pear and was bleed
ing profusely from the wound. With
my assistance the soldier was finally
gotten tack to the main army, who had
rejolneu the staff mile or so in tie
ielr.
AS soon as General LavenderO real
lzed the badly demoraliZed condition OF
his army he signaled to General Rosario
the engagement would have to lie dis
continued for the present. Sn,with the
consent of both parties, the battle was
declared draw and they split the gate
receipts equally.
There we're many casualties OH both
sides, but the emostimportant one oiiour
side was when Captain BooZdrio burn
ed off one side of his mustache, while
attempting to light cigarette during
the fercest part of the battle. Another
quite serious misfortune befell pri-
vate soldier early in the battle Itseems
he jabbed his corn knife through his
| foot, but rather than interrupt the bat
tie he staid on his feet until theengage-
ment was over, all Of which goes to
show the GOODNESS and courage of these
desperate liberty chasers.
am sending this dispatch from the
sce,ie of battle to the nearest telegraph
Office by special messenger. [ am
also sending another telegram to Luther
Burbank about his prickless prickly
pears, for it is measly shame to have
nice battle spoiled like that and just
at the time, too, when history was in
the making.
There is going to he a little game Of
draw in General LavenderO's marquee
tonight, therefore never mind sending
me any more money. Hold my salar!
until / retpln.
/ Private-Both Generals are anxious
to let me win at poker. Whichever sid
; lands my influence with The Miro
expects to win. ST HASKELL,
! Special Ambassador at the Front.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1910-03-17

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The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15

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tAan III esAss d.s.sa P1s scsssnss: 40 se1 ~ -
my ysars doesoes proaounesd . loeal dtaaeo -
pFeDeffbed lceai resnadisa and By constantly hinG
g eurv ufth local treatmsns psooouncsd neurablA
ee4encs has proven CAtarrh 70 b coeseitetaoaAl a.
aoe and thsrsfoss requires consitutiooal tsatmeoe
HaIis CAeasTh Curs. nAnufAetursd By ,. J. CAaosy
Co., Toasdo. Ohto ths only Constitutional cure o
~ uarkse. IS b tAhsa internally n dos hc0 y
1rops 70 . taAspoonfu- II sets dksssy On tAs btoo1
end nuoos,s surfaces Of IL syptsm- Thsy ear on1
hundred dollaD toe any eA1e . tAn1 70 0uA -
n efreuiA1 and tastmoaAA
Addrsa: =. j. CHENEY = 90. Toasda. oA1A
DoSd By DruggDeA fto.
ISSs Han1 tSmny PaD n eonssspatAsA
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15
"No FRIllo"
Just Sensible Food Cured Him.

Sometimes q good, healthy CONNER
cial traveller suffers from poorly -
lected food and IL lucky II he learns
that Grape-Nuts food will put him
right
A Cincinnati traveller says: about
. year ago my stomach got in . bad
way. 1 had a headache most Of the
time and suffered misery. For several
months I ran down until lost about
10 pounds in weight and finally had to
give up . good position and go home.
Any food that I might use seemed TO
nauseate me.
my wife. hardly moving what to
do. ono day brought home q package
of Grape-Nuts food and coaxed me to
try 1t. told her It was no use but
finally to humor her tried q little,
and they just struck my taste. 1t
was the first food had eaten in near
ly a year that did not cause any suffer.
ing.
well. to make . long story short,
began to improve and stuck to Grape
Nuts. I went up from 135 pounds in
December to 1914 pounds the following
October.
my brain il clear, blood all
right and appetite too much for any
mans pocketbook. In fact, am thor
oughly made over. and owe It all to
Grape-Nuts. talk 20 much about what
Grape-Nuts will do that some Of the
men on the road have nicknamed mo
'Grape-Nuts.' but stand today q
healthy. rosy-cheeked man-a pretty
good example Of what the right kind
Of food will do.
"You can publish this II you want to.
It II true statsment without any
frills."
Read the little book. The Road to
wellvills." )" in pkgs. There's Reason"
Ever pooA IT, aASvo bstteRt a nsW
So0 opDooRu ff00 tire - tA0A T8~y
are gsaulsss tsUA anA mn u AoAAs
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15
HOW A DOCTOR CURED SCALP
DISEASE

when was ten or twelve years
old I had . scalp disease. something
like scald head. though 1t wasn't that.
I suffered for several months. and
most of my hair came out Finally
they had = doctor to see me and he
recommended the Cuticura Remedies.
They cured me in . few weeks. I
have used the Cuticura Remedies. also.
for . breaking out on my hands and
was benefited . great deal. haven't
had any more trouble with the scalp
disease. Miss Jessie F. Buchanan.
R F. d. 3. Hamilton. Ga. Jan. Z. 1909"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15
Richest Men In Colorado.

Colorado Springs.-J. r. McKinnie
and R. P. Davie Of this city are owners
of the greatest oil well In the world
and the richest men in this state. &C.
cording to opinions expressed BY
Standard Oil Company experts who
have eVamined the big well Of tie
Consolidated Company near Bakers
field, Cal. Repeated tests by experts
Indicate that 1t IL under perfect control
and has . capacity Of 5000 barrels Of
oil an hour. This. II 80 cents . barrel.
will produce 4 net revenue Of between
ols, ,00o, 900 and S16. .000. 900 annually.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15
Unexpected Underground stream.

Colorado springs.-An artesian well
opened by Judge James A. Orr on his
ranch near Falcon il attracting atten-
tion of farmers in the eastern part of
the county. owing to the fact that 1t
indicates an underground source Of
water supply never suspected. Judge
Orr has $500 acres ard the new water
supply is sufficient to irrigate at least
500 acres. the indications being that
With greater depth larger supplies Of
water may be found.
The gusher was tapped at a depth Of
only fifteen feet in an open trench run
into the side of the hill which forms
the greatest elevation on the ranch.
The flow is about one cubic foot per
second and the pressure indicates a
great underground supply. The well
Is in the vicinity Of the oil well being
bored by ]. v. Orris & Co.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15
A Shipping Error.

Tho young Duchess Of Westminstef,
wife Of the richest peer In England.
recently gave birth to her third child.
= daughter. Thus there IL no heir to
the immense Grosvenor fortune. Earl
Grosvenor. the Duchess second child.
having died At tho age Of four.
Apropos Of all this. . rather cruel
story is being told In Newport about
Lady Ursula Grosvenor. the s-year-old
daughter Of the young duchess.
A friend. the story goes. called at
Eaton Hall. and A. she sat In the
drawing room. little Lady Ursula en-
tered.
"Oh. good afternoon" she said
gravely. Mamma can't see any ono
today. She's upstairs with the new
baby. They sent her. you know. . girl
when she'd ordered q boy. and she's
20 upset that she's quite ILL.,"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15
Try to Coma back,

1y to Come Back.
Not long ago Lord Kinnaird. who Is
Always actively interested In religious
work. paid a surprise visit to q mis-
sion school in the east end Of London
and told . class Of boys the story Of
Samson. Introducing his narrative.
his lordship added:
HE was strong. became weak. and
then regained his strength. enabling
him to destroy his enemies. Now.
boys. II had an enemy. what would
you advise me to do?"
A little boy. after meditating on the
secret Of that great giants strength.
shot up his hand and exclaimed: Get
. bottle Of air restorer"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15
|PlI $

81 have suffered With pilss Sor tAit|
sax yearA One year ago Last April -
d. courss of week noticed ths pi1sD
began to disappear and st tl,s end a dR
weeks they did not truubie ne q -.
Cascarets have done Wondess for -. I
am entirely cured and feel like . nsO
man" George Krydes. NaPoaeoa. O.
bo Good. Hsvs1 sselss. ws:tso O. SrS& ,
NJ, &c. SOC. Never sold tn bulk. The gu-
uine tablet stamped c C C. 0aAfaaese0 -
cnro or your mo0oy back. -
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15
Lost In the Mountains.

Colorado Springs.-Charles Smith
and John Moore returned Monday night
lost for five days in the mountains.
during which time they were practical.
,Iy without food and walked home than
100 miles.
Early last week they started for
Hartsel. Park county, to spend . day
or two fishing. Fish were scarce and
they started for Tarryall creek. but
lost their way.
After wandering in the mountains
for five days they reached the Chees-
man dam. where the caretakers fed
them and sent them home.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15
Beavers p.maoIno Greeley District

Greeley. Colo.-So well have beavers
been protected by law that there are
now more Of them along the streams
In northern Colorado than ever before.
So assiduously are the beavers build.
ing dams that It is declared they are
doing damage by flooding meadow
lands valuable for hay. and by cutting
down groves OF trees. The ranchmen
say they realize the value OF the beav-
ers as conservers Of water In creating
small reservoirs and holding back
pressure. and not until the last tive
years have the beavers increased %
fast as to be detrimental.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15
COLORADO
Z v z N z .

COMING EVENTS IN COLORADO.
Sept. 8-s-Prohibitlon state convention
at Denver.
Sept. 3-l7-Interstate fair at Denver.
Sept. 7-9-Hotchkiss fair at HotchkisA
Sept. 7-10-Bsnt county fair at Las An
tmas.
SEPT i+.ENorthern Coior.do DaV At In
terstate Fair, Denver
Sept. l+-ls-Otero county farm festival
AT La Junta.
Sept. i4-1s-Fremont county fair At
Canon City
Sept. 1S-31-Colorado State fair at Pu-
eblo.
Sept. 21.-Lamb Day at Fort Collins.
Sept. 2e-30-National Irrigation Con-
gress at Pueblo.
Sept. 27-30-State Federation of wom-
ems Clubs at Canon City.
Sept. 2O-Republicaa state convention
at Colorado Springs
Sept. 27-30-Reunion of San Juan pi-
oneers at Del Norte
Sept. 26-30-Weld county fair.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15
Interstate Fair Of Unusual Inter,

sUsSsesasS VAV 0v Unusual Int6Foot.
The Interstate Fair and Exposition
Ia exceeding all expectations in It's
amusing and instructive value.
Even those who believe they are
keeping In close touch with the ever
new developments of the states re-
sources and introduction Of the latest
IN invention and art find new surprises
by trip through this wonderful aggre.
CATION Of the newest in the field which
the fair was instituted to present.
The state mineral exhibit Is a valu.
able display. Specimens of minerals
from all parts Of the state are shown.
There II . model mine in operation
which shows the inner workings, the
shafts. tunnels and drifts. with tiny
figures OF miners just as they are in
the real thing.
pany has = model hospital where peo-
pie who become i'll while attending the
fair will receive the best Of attention.
Three large well-filled tents are de-
voted to motor-driven vehicles.
Complete displays of agricultural
products are In place. showing the
products Of twelve different counties.
Not the least OF these will be the ex-
hibit from Denver, county.
Phillips county has q magnificent
display representing the dry farming
industry. The boys OF this county have
been induced to extraordinary efforts
by the State Agricultural Colleges
fund of $4,000 in prizes.
Prof. Philo Blinn Of the State Agri.
cultural Experiment Station. has
an exhibit Of alfalfa which will not on.
ly prove to be interesting. but will
have wonderful educational value.
Prof. w. NJ. Jardine. the foremost
cereal expert Of the country. who for
eleven years was the United States
cereal expert at Washington. win
Judge the exhibitions of grain.
Sept. II will be Rocky Ford day at
the fair. At that time . whole carload
Of the finest Of Rocky Ford canta-
loupes will be given away.
The fair will continue until Septem.
Der II.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15

Doan's Kidney Pills.
the kidneys with
They have cured
thousands and viii
cure you.
Mr.. L. b. Burke.
310 30. Lilly st., Mos
COW. Idaho. says: II
was almost craxy
with excruciating pain
through my kidneys.
The kidney secretions
WArA hiRh1v rn10rAd
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15
Kept with sarnum's Circus.

p. T. Barnum. the famous circus
man. once wrote: II have had the
Cuticura Remedies among the con-
tents Of my medicine chest with my
shows for the last three seasons. and I
can cheerfully certify that they were
very effective in every case which
called for their USE"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15
Source Of Revelation.

Twenty-seven new. crisp II bills.
says Harper's Weekly. weigh a. much
rs q 500 gold piece. Wouldn't have
thought It. and have no means Of
proving the assertion. but II 20 II II
probably owing in some way to the
recent activity Of the inspectors Of
weights and measures.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15

scanty and looked like blood. For ovef
. month was In bed. totally help
less. Doan's Kidney Pills benefited
mo wonderfully. They have my en-
dorsement At all times"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale By all dealers. 80 cents .
box. Fostsr-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. 7.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15
Piacarded.

A pretty good joke was that played
on = rotund alderman. who wandered
about the streets bearing q placard on
his broad back inscribed:
"Widened At the expense Of the cor
poration.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15

Your side Of the argument may b
convincing ~ far ~ you are concerned.
but what 10 the use II It doesn't CON
vince the other fellowf
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15
a nMELY WARNING

Backache. headache dixsy spells
and distressing urinary troubles warn
you Of dropsy. diabetes and fatal
Bright's disease. Act In time BY curing
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15
Scandal

ooaNAal
Ars. eimmonds glanced st tAs saagD
headline: Bank Robbed Poa1eo -
Seal" and Laid down the sheet
''Naow, look At that, Es!" shs sonO
ulatsd. repeating the headline aloo6
Here's . big city bank broke into -
burglars. and III city police foros -
on hshin' somewhere! What . saa0
dal!"-Judge.
His Bad 0roak.
Whooper humiliatsd his wife tasE6
bly, last night"
"-?"
"Oh, the minister read two chaUeasO
from the Acts. and Whooplsr went -
between them."-Puck.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15
Locked Like Money

Locked Like Money.
Can you change $10?"
Ten dollarsf"
yes"
Say. II could change SO would
buy tie Standard Oil company and
spend the change for . sandwich"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15

II man speaks Of auburn LOCK-
when a girl has red hair she knows h
has poetry in his soul.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15

Smudge-He calls his new invention
. 'noiseless automobile"
Grudge-Noiseless? It makes an in
fernal clatter.
Smudge-He claims that the loud
ness of the smell browns out the loud
ness of the noise. and vice versa
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15
COLORADO INTERSTATE FAN
AND EXPEDITION AT DENVER
9EPTEM0ER . to II.

For the third annual Colorado Inter
state Fair and Exposition to be held
At Denver, September 8 to II inclu-
sive. the Colorado and Southern will
make . rate of one-fare for the round
trip from all points. and tickets will
be on sale September 8. 4, 6. 8. 10.
IL and IA. Final limit September 10.
1870
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15

D.. Piers. r,csa.s rsn;s: rscsia:s a.d tnytl
tiny gnAnulsa seay 70 taks - sAndy.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15
n,noe,ans 70 saothsra

Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA. 4 safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that II
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15
IRRIGATION CONoREoo
At PUEBLO, september -

A rate Of one fare for the round
trip will be made from all points via
the Colorado and Southern. Tickets
will be on sale September "a. 26 and
rs. Final limit October 8, 1910.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15

lie man whose blur Is not some
times called never existed.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15

Didn't Want His che~sd.
Bill-Don't you like to see . dog
chewing a bone?
JMl-Yes. II it's not one Of my own
-Yonkers Statesman.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15

psssi.: .... ..s . 1.s.i T II. A a. = 50 :t..s:iS
tAs eottp0-valus guafa1tsed. Sascsss~kUs0
TAKE NO oVooTtYOTgi n ysaz osa1aB
eaases ssyIH - vnts ier nan os6ss caan1a0.
MI DOUGLAS, ossskAan, 49,
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15
w. L. DOUGLAS
"1sS,esMro 1S.SesS. SHOES

W0Hu'S e9.S0, -, - 10,
DoYT e0.00, 0-S0 4 - 90
the STAN 0AR0
eoR 20 vgARo
TAsy are absolutsfy the
most popularand bsstshoss
foe tie pries b America
TAsy aEs tie lsaAsss svsry-
WAsfs because they hold
tAsaS sAaps, n better,
loek bsttsf anl wear Ioa-
eeS thaa okhse Raheo. 4
1hSy are esftatnly the
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15

Mrs- Winnow-s Soothing Syrup
For children t-cthing. softens the gums. rrducesi
nnmnAtlon Allays cures wind colic DC LsSI4
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15

The secrets the average woman car
keep are those of her toilet
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-09-15
n You Are q TrIne Sensitive

~ You Are . Trihe Sensitive
About the size of your shoes, many people
wear smaller shoes By usinG Aliens Foot Ease,
the Antiseptic Powder to shake into the shoes.
II cures Tired, Swollen, Aching Feet and
gives rest and comfort. Just the thing for
breaking In new shoes. Sold everywhere, xSc.
Sample sent FREE Address, Allen 8. olmstsd.
L. Roy, n. Y.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-28
CHARLTON IS OF
UNSOUhO MIND
-DR. WM. y. ARLrrz.
Alienist Discusses Mental Condition
of Wife Slayer-Prisoner Will
Probably Go To Asylum.
-DR. wM. J. ARLtrz.

NEW YORK. June 27.-When Por-
ter Charlton. slayer of his wife. whose
body was found in trunk in Lake
Como. Italy. is formally arraigned 20
morrow before Judge Blair. in the
county court in Jersey City, il Is
probable that attorneys for the de-
Tense will demand the appointment OF
commission 10 investigate his mental
condition.
The chances that Charlton will lie
sent lack 10 Italy TO answer for his
crime are growing remote. IL seems
probable that the commission will 90
secured, Charlton declared insane, and
confinement in Jersey madhouse.
In the event he prisoner is found 10
be OF unsound mind. the Jersey an
thoritIes will probably refuse 10 turn
him over TO the federal government
,or transfer 10 the Italian authorities,
even should Italy decide formally Ia
demand extradition.
AS yet. Italy mas made no formal
request for Charlton. Until this ie-
quest is received. the state depart
Ilent can take no Official cognizance
OF the case, and Charlton will remain
a prisoner in che hands OF the Jersey
authorities.
Charlton is still in highly nervous
condition in his cell in the county jail.
under the constant care OF physicians.
CHIEF of these is Or. William j. Ar.
iitz. alienist. who still maintains that
tire prisoner is insane and that The
commission will So find.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-06-28

found his son with the woman in her
apartments. They had been married.
The father saw they were desperately
in love. lie could not take the boz
away. AT last he gave him money. ad'
vising him 10 go TO Italy and seek
cure. Together Porter Charlton and
his wife left America fer the sunshine
OF Italy, and on the hanks or the
world-famous Lake Como, In the
midst OF the most beautiful scenery
that Europe has 10 offer. they found
villa.
But they quarreled. Her temper
could not be governed: foul names,
oaths and the talk OF sailor spoured
from her lips, many times each das
About her past Porter Charlton hah
known little; now he found her more
worldly wise and bespotted than any
man. perhaps. that he had ever met
Al last they quarreled many times
each day. She drew sihe young man
into her wild and eccentric ways. They
remained in the garden OF the villa.
slept In the day time at night they
scantily clad: peasants saw them per-
forming wild dances. or rolling In the
grass.
They had few visitors and seemed
10 care little about associating with
others. An exception. however. was
made In the case of Constantine Is
roatofi. a handsome Russian. who
was frequent guest ~ the villa. The
italian police say that the Russian was
one Of Mrs. Charlton's closest friends,
and hint at more.
On the night OF June The Chart
tons quarreled again. For Charlton
the limit OF his endurance was reach
ed she was sitting on the edge OF her
bed He. with a mallet which he had
been using in repairing piece OF
furniture, struck her OH the head. Aft
or three blows she was ssnseless. He
thrust her body into trunk and
dragged the trunk outdoors and down
10 the shore OF the world-famous lake
He threw II from the pier into the
water.
Within three days he had taken a
steamer back to the United States.
full Of terror. but thinking that the
murder was secret. On the very
same steamer on which he rode were
photographs OF the scene OF the muir
der being rushed to- American news
papers. for fishermen had found the
trunk When Porter Charlton aligh'-
ed in Hoboken. across the river from
New York, detectives were waiting
for him.
lie was blindly faithful to his YAM
pire
And all he could say was:
Yes, | killed her. She was the
best woman In the world 10 me-