The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-07-25

ruled from within. is nil. The idea
early implanted in mankind that there
was to be an everlasting fire for sin
ners is true but that fire is supplied
from the inner self-conscience. You
will observe me. I am COOL I am
now"
ITO the bench with you. you big
lobster, your collars wilted off and
fallen in your ice. What do you know
about keeDin cool?" bawled the base
ball fan. 1.-The only way in the world
to keep cool is to freeze onto a season
ticket and hire private pop messen-
ger, leave your collar at home, holler
| your head off. You never know the
| day is warm"
| "Oh, but the team is in the cellar,
you big bone head; a fellow frets him
| self there in the scorching wind. If
you want to keep cool give up the ma
tional game and come fishin' with me, -
said a sore-on-the-b cher. Il picked
me out a nice little island on the river
the other day and the waters babble
around it and the breezes blow caress-
ingly and I've got a load of K. C. ex-
port in a hole in the ground
Didn't I see you out there on that
paradise fighting away bloated flies
and all-day-and-nigh mosquitoes yes
terday And didn't I see you steaming
around and scraping an inch of oozey
! mud from your trousers seat? I'm off
Of your island for ninety days" came
| NlAC SdlA VI d ANOI ltlSlOOT from the END of
| the table. If you really would keep
cool, come over and try a pleasant
afternoon at the Chautauqua The
tents are weather cooled and
Put him out. put him out" answer
ed the angry mob.
There is just one way to keen cool
ladies and gentlemen said a West side
preacher. My honery son has some
| stills 20 feet high and he walks AROUND
in the mountain air calling down. How
do you like it down there in Hades
He's cool. And right there, brethren,
we may draw a lesson This is no time
of the year for all this spooning in the
parks. To be cool one must hold him
self apart from other beings. Contact
brings feverish heat and two hot
bodies are twice as hot as one. I tell
, you, my children, walk alone"
mix to that, my dear sir" spouted a
gushing young vacationer just back
, from the Rockies. Take it from me
the only way to keep cool is the very
burrowing in the pure white laces AM
| linens of the Summer Girl. How coo
! and refreshing are her dainty graces
} and her toilet watersi Me for crunp-
ling of the lingerie"
You make me sick" said the banl
clerk who never had a vacation. "Lool
at my boss. How fine and cool he is
He's got 100000 in cold cash. There il
noting, tell you, so cool as cash. Why
with cash. you can buy mountain
breezes, frothy schooners, ocean yacht:
and electric fans or buy a sky liner an(
sail to the ice gorged pole. If had tht
boss money, gents, I'd be the coolies
man in town."
Just what 1 said before" broke ii
the Christian Scientist. "One mus
keep cool by thinking he is cool
whether it is because he is happy, in
sane, or what not"
Ging-a-ling went the telephone.
Yes. this is the Keep Kool Kongress
Oh! The weather bureau. How much
Did you say it was los on the highes
house in town. The hottest d.
Poor fellow, the news was too mucl
for him." said his comrades. call tn
) ambulance. They'll give him an ic
! pack and maybe he'll pull through