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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-01-11
@er prubicrt's ?!

Gin alter Sarmer antmprtete, ais
er 9efrast ipurbe, pie er es made,
oab er tpdbreno Deg @inters itets
gier babe: ngr 9dbe leinen Siibz
nern tn 5iille unp Siiae seihnittenes
Strob." Gnfanss slailbte MAJ ietz
ner antipprt nidt, ba man feline
Borte babin ausleste. oils Oh or fem
@efliisel NIT 9el6nittenem Strpb err
ndbre. Ils man aber oabinter fam,
fano nan als, baB oas seihnittene
Strpb tbatidhlih Die ltria6e mar,
ipesbalb iener ulte Sarmer ltets CUR
Wtnter5eit Ger bate. Sas @ebeims
nib mar, baB CT Den Soben in ieinem
Si%ibnerbauie NIT geihnittenem Strot
bier 3oa bod bepedte unb baSniIden
unb Siric i~trelte. Sierourdl
tparen Die Siibner NIT einem iparmen
Slae perieben, auf Dem lie nit SuIt
i6arren nnb ibr Suffer iiden fpnre
ten; es bdlt Die 6iibner in SbGti9feit,
perbinpert l~tnbeba9en uno perihafit
SreBlnlt. &enn man ben Srpfit
gegen Den @ertb be5 p%erabfpl9tcn 9ce
idnittenen Circles pcrgleiht, 10 pirb
man finben, bnB Der @ebraud) bon
Strob i'm Sii6rcrbauic 5ur @intcrs@
5eit lid beiier be5nblt, oils lpcnn es i'm
&ubitalle uerlpcnbct iporpen mare.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-01-11
8esen 8jrienipiel nit Sarnt=
Graeuaniiien.

Nus @aibineton, 9. G., perlautet:
Sn elmer Demnddit I'M 8eiBen Sarle
ltattfiubenben gonferen8 tpiro Srdiiz
bent Gait Die Srage anreeen, tpie benz
80rienipiel in Bei5en. Iais, 8aumz
fpole llnb nnberen Sarmprpoutten auf
geIeeli6em @ege Elm Hiegel porselhp5
ben tperben fDnnte. Sie geplanten
RaBnabmen ri1ten iif gegen ben
Serminbanpel an Der gorie. Inter
Den CUR getbeiliguns an Der goniee
ren5 eingelabenen @mtsperionen iihb
Staatsiefretdr &nor. General anfpalt
8iderIbam, Geprdlentant Scott. Nes
prdientant Covering bon Itaiiaduz
letts nnb Corporations : gommiiiGr
t6erbert &nor Smith. Ser 9este bat
Die 8eiddft5metboben Der 9dumpoas
borie in Hep 9ort iinb d6nli6er Corr
pprationen IN anberen StGDteu eins
9eheno nnteriu6t lub ii9 babel lnsbes
lonoere NIT ben Mistpiibien bes Ger
mtnbanoels bciddftist. 4ui @runS
ieiner Grmittelnnsen fpllen bic gun:
S%esbeb6rSen SIT benz GntidlmfIe se=
lanst fem, io wctt' es tn ibrer Madt
itebt, aescn bas g5rienipiel int Sarm=
Gr5engniien ctn5uihretten. Sas lit
Die gunbesresieruus iiberbaupt uuies
rer Sarmertpelt idulois. Soifentlif,
miro lie es bier niht bel balben @aBz
reseln bepenoen laiien.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-01-11
MMtnnq, warmer!

pabt Chr oaier, pen. &artoi elm. ysei3eu, Rurn.
9ioesen. @erite. eier. Butter ooer Iberbaups
ireenowelfe Jarmprooutte Bu oertauien? gsenn
Soma, unb irast i'm nm ieine Ireiie. MAN
aoreiiire einiadb: y. Z. ytaele, 9ubuqrs. Soma.
N. b. perr Nagle fault uno ~oertauit aup
Stabt' uno 6armeiaenthnm
Setm stretten eripabue man seh. nieies Slatt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-01-11

Inn Ieuf5eno cine o Ieineu tbeureu
Gigarren an. Ser @anu afaeptiert
bicic banfenb. Itedt lie nbcr nift an,
ionpcrn Elm. unb i1mauht ieinerl
Stdnter ipeiter. Ser Sffi8icr rltft
lritt6cno: rIber Pam Gpttes. MN
ralten &c bod Inn @pttes pillen Die
dnbere Giaarrcl"
~If nciu". Iast Der Wnnn, Die
rauf' ib, mai, fpenn ih in feiuer
8eieuihaft bin"
~ - "
Set DER Grbeit.
Snfel: Sd babe Sir i6on oeridiez
bene @nle periprpdeu, baB ih Seine
idmmtlihen Sdulbeu he8ahle, neuu
,Su Sein @rameu madit; aroeiter Oh
cenn and iiidtig?
Stubent: . ia. 1000 0larf Sdul>
Den babe ib ihonl
~ y y
Inrh bic Slume.
llnteroffi3icr tpem es beim @rerz
5ierer Elm &efrltt nimnler reht maiden
fann) @as iinb Sic in Sbrem biirs
gerlifen' gerufe2
8efrut: Sdneinemebger.
llnteroffi8ier: Sdpon bate id
allerbin9s nod feline Ibnung.
y ~ -
Splitter.
60 redt pabrbaft iiber5eust, lit
mar II bon Der Grfabrung, Die man
lelbIt 9emadt bat.
y ~ y
Gin fleiner S6elm.
Sante (bie lid NIT 40 Sabren bod
nod pcrlobt bat. gu ibrem ahtidbrieen
Geiien Sris): Sea, Srieden, min bin
i6 9rantl
Ser feline Sris: @ott lei 9anf,
Snnte!
Sante: @arrm iasit Oh pas.
Srishen?
Ser fleine Sris: 9eil if idon
Gngit bate, oab ib Sid mai beis
ratbeu miiBtel
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-01-11
1tniperial= Spurt.

Wi6 ipunbert's. oaB sic als fprt@
seibrittener Spprtsmuru beim SDffz
5Dff perbleiben, Serr Baron, Der gu
funftsiport lit bod entidieben Die
2uftiabrt.
Gd mas, nit benz SoffsSDff fann
id) ia aud in Die 2uft fabrenl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-01-11
~ ~ ~
Abiubr.

Gin @tann list i'm Coupe neben
cinem Sffi5ier unb rai,bt cinc Stinfas
bores. Der Siii8ier mlrnclt etlpas
bon .ihreGlidc Seielibait" unp bietet
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-01-11

Die Spnne blidt nit bcllcm S6ein
90 freunblih in Die &elt bineiu.
MAIDS cbenio!
Sci better uno frob!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-01-11

au9e tets 10 belle.
~ y y
Ser Sbeatcrhnt.
Sic iinb geitern Ibenb i'm Sbcatcr
9etpeicn2
Sdlppbl!
llno mas 6aben sic geieben?
Cine Maiie Chiffon, Elm paar
S6iIbplntttdmme, Elm panr rieiige
id)iuar5e StrauBeufebern. uub einen
ausgeitopften @pseI.
y y y
Ius der Gcfenitunbc.
2e6rer: 8enn Su idpn bier &C.
lhlpilter bait unb es fonnmen nod brei
bn5u, ipie bel leio Sbr Damn. Narel?
Wnrem: 9ann iinb mir 5lpDlfl
2ebrer: @arum nidt 9arl Sod
bloB ad)tl
Warel: aein, 5p0lf. Serr 2cbrer;
mir line ia ieet idpn neun!
y ~
Splitter.
Die 2uftidlDier Der meiiten Oamen
bdngen in Den 0tpoenaaren : Sanos
llIn9en. ;.
Grfannt.
Gait: $50 lit beun Der Birth?
aelner: CT lit gu elmer Saifel
Udit: go -. bann rllfen Sic i'm
nal aus Dem Seller raufl
- y y
9i1es W5slifc.
-Sbre Srau iheint auBerorbentlih
pirtbidaftlid 81 fem!
Nn, i6 iaee Sbnen. iest bat tie iih
loaar ibr &lapier in Die Slide iteuen
lanen.
y - -
Seleibigt.
$50 eilen Sic setp0bnIi1 gu
9tittag?
grlauben Sic NAL. ib ei5e uberz
barpt ni6t eefp5bnlif.
y y y
9rn6iebler.
Snbem Der Sergeant iein 2iebfen
ans Ser5 preBte, fraste er iie: 8irit
Su mid audi nabrbaft (ipabrbaft)
lieben?
YerbeTert.
Sbr Serr @emabl lit ia MN an cine
bobere S6ule neriest = ba fperoen
Sic irob fem! SEPT mnB er iid fpobl
ntdt mebr 10 piel drgern2
g, drsern mub er lid fait nod
mebr - aber bod lpenisitens NIT
b~efieren &inoerul
Cine gbierfremnbin.
Serr: Sit es nidt elm i6reienoes
llnredt, einen 10 prddtisen 9osel i'm
adfis 5u balten?
Game: Sas iage i6 ia INNER!
8te i6on tpiirbe oas Sbier iid auf
E!etnem Sute alisne6menl
llnbeiheiben nnb bod beiheihen.
Srau: llnier @ait bat beim 9tner
opu Ilem genommen.
&ann: aber feline Sohter.
- y -
ainbermnnb.
2ebrer: 8arum ion man bas Sitter
ebren?
aarlfen: 8ei[ es meiIteus eas
ltnseuiebeit.
o.: 5eiratben Sic SIR Srduleiu
8raut aus 2iebe?
g.: 8eiB nod niht - Shlpieaere
papa bat iif ipegeu Der Wtitgiit nod
nidt crfldrt!
0rphartig!
Nun, Gina, babcn Sic Die Sans
gcItlahtet?
aobin: Salpobl. gndpise Srarl, Jos
eben bat Wors Smperator ieiu SSeps
ter %geihlpunscn!
~ ~ ~ .N
Gin lufratipes 8eih1it.
~: Nber, Oh ihalit berlnteraez
fommeu aust Silt gu pcnu nidt
mcbr Suurualtt?
%: Nee, WobelbGnbler!
": so, mahit On Oenn @ci6Gfte.
idpn bel p~ertnuft?
D: Sorlduii8 nur meinc cisenenl
" - "
Giutbnig.
Sunlmler: SeItern fee Selb. bcute
fee Sclo uub moracn mabrjdcinlih
upb tecn Selo - ct is peeB Soft an
l~angpciligl
" u "
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-01-11
Selbftperratben.

@ie fonnen lie MIR ibren @diten
ic'nen gepaniften 8ein poriesen!
tSerr. mas neriteben Sic bapou!
8. ih bin audi 8einbdnbler!
y ~ ~
Griat.
@arum ipobl Der gcrefrarler Saaz
meier beuer gar feline Sour ms &C.
birsc maft2l
So. piiien Sic. Der lit Dor einisen
@ohen bonn 8nlfon berlrntersepur5elt.
uno oamit lit er fir oieies Sabr 5uz
frieben!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-01-11
spaB mnb and iein.
Die Samilieu6riac.


6err: MlIn, mas iii nit nteiner
SriQe. fam ih jest icben bamit?
&erfdufcrin: Sa. mir muBten Gin
llcltes @las einiesen, bcnn Gins
febIte ia!
9err: af, oarum job i6 auf einem
lu9e tets 10 belle.
y - y
Ter Sbcatcrbnt.
Sic iinb geiteru Ibenp i'm Sbcater
9etpeicn2
Supo6ll
llno mas baben sic seIeben?
Cine @aiie Chiffon, Gin paar
S6ilbplatttdmme, Elm panr rieiige
id)lpar5e Straubeufebern. uuD einen
ausgeiropften @psel.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-01-11
Shpierise auisabe.

Ialer gum ueusenpeltcn BANTER :
llnb in ipelher Steluus rpiinihen sic
aemalt 81 iperben. 9err BON @eil6ens
baum?
Iu in d Steluns = icber 3ol Il
g%bclmnnn, periteb'n Sc?
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-01-11
- ~ -
Cine gbierfremnoin.

Serr: Sit es nidt elm i1reienoes
llnredt. einen 10 prddtigen gosel i'm
adfis 5u balten?
Game: 9as iage ib ia INNER!
@te i6Dn tpiirbe oas Sbier iid aui
E,ernem 5ute aisnebmenI
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-01-11

Ead1bar: &as nnr bcun geitern
Abcnp fiir cine 8alfcrei bel Sbncu.
Serr @irtb?
gSirtb: IS mar bait @enerals Scr
iammluns pcS Stubs Der Srieocuss
~frcuuoe.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-01-11

S6r 5err @emabl lit ia nun an cine
bobere S6ule perieet = ba tperoen
sic ircb fem! SEPT mlB er iid ipobl
utdt mebr 10 piel Grgern?
4, drgern muB er lid fait nod
mebr - aber bod lpenisitens nit
beileren &inoernl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-01-11
Z" 1
Nus Der GcfIenitunoc.

2e6rer: Reun Su id)pn bier &C.
ihlpiiter bait uub es fommen nod orei
oa5u, ipie piel leib Sbr Damn. Narel?
Wnrem: Damn iinb mir 5luDifl
Sebrer: @arum niht CARL Sod
bloB udtl
Warel: Hein, 5polf. Serr 2ebrer;
mir lino ia jest ihpn neunl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-01-11

Sebrer: 8arum fiirdtete iid Oppiz
ieus Denn 10 iebr Dor ben Sircucn2
Shiiler: Sie Sirenen granger ie@
Den Srembling, itunbenlan9 ibren
@elaug au5rhDren.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1910-01-11

Soc. 9iadbur, mas maft benn Sbr
ba ob'n?
Sa, mas lperb' | tbun. 8 bab' mir
gcitern in Der Stapt 10 q Sing, mas
man Barometer nennt. taaft, ipeil,
ipenn Der bod ltcbt. fea Hesen fimmt:
unS neil i belnt uno morsen beun
muab, tell / i'm, pamit's ldon bleibt,
dlf's Sab auii!
Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19
 AoW3 3Aa @Won Aar

A man who married his stenogra. pher won her through sheer persisten- cy Although 1t was evident to the wooer that the young woman did not regard him entirely without favor. he found it extremely difficult to get her to listen to his plea. The stenographer refused to lunch. sup or go to the the ater with her admirer. Finding every avenue of approach blocked, the de termined courier. who possessed some literary facility. wrote a short love story, in which the girl and he were the leading figures. This story he sent to the stenographer every morning for a month and ordered her to typewrite it for him. She dared not refuse to do as her employer commanded. and. realizing through the story that he would never give up until she married him. she finally acquiesced.-Chicago Record Herald
Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19
NERVOUS TwlTcHlNGs.
An An7ietien From Which Men es
 Genius Often Suffer.

Many men of genius. ike the insane. rhoreic movements Professor Lous- bnsso ia eae ot his books pointed out that renau and MenteSauseu Jeff upon the fiecr of their rooms the signs of the movements hx wEish their feet were convulsiyeiy as.tsted during composition
 Buffon. nr. Johnson. SanteuiL Gre billion and Lomhanlini exhibited the host remarkable facial eentortions, There was constant culver on Thom- as Campbelrs thia lips Ghaseauhri- and was long subject 10 convulsiye movements of the arm-
 Napoleon suffered from an hahisual spasm of the right shoulder and of the lips My anger. hss said one day after an aitercatian with Lowe. must have been fearful. for felt the yihra- ton of my calves which has not hap pened to me for long tiale."
 Peter the Great suffered from con, vulsive movements which horribly distorted his face "Canduecfs face at certain moments" writes Mante~ gaxxa. sis . veritahle hurricane: light. nings dart from his eyes. and his mus. his thoughts only while walking and when his body was tn state of con. stant movement Socrates often dancsd and Jumped in the street without req gor
Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19
FRENCH TRADEsmeN.
osss and emiIss and rsttsry An
 Uood In ousiness.

Osws and omiIss and psttsry An
 Ussd In eusiness.
 Bon jour. plads me This in cor dial tone and accompanied by ready smile is the welcome of your French tradesman or tradeswoman. With low. ls bows and widespreading smiles he shows himself delighted to serve you If you look over everything in the shor and buy only the wing of chicken, yet he will just as smilingly bow you out and hope 10 see you again.
 Once I entered my milkman's speck- less shop and was met by Monsieur Jean himself. "Oh. Monsieur Jean." smiled, T am so sorryl Your milk is so delicious. but l find that l cannot use all of 1 cents worth a day" Mon. sieur Jean was all sympathy. under standing at once. and answered. But. madame. let me send you half that quantity. cents worth-1 cents worth what you will" And with a shrug and q smile. as if 10 say .What is ? cents worth of milk compared with the honor of your patronageY he put my fears te rest.
 This subtle fiattery of the tradesman Is really good business, One is only human. and 1t is sa pleasant to be q person of consequence. resolved on the spot to buy all my butter and cheese from Monsieur Jean. as well as the milk.-New Idea Woman's Nigga zine.
Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19
 A Doc and . Sonu.

During one of the last birthday cele- brations of the poet Whittier he was visited by celebrated oratorio singer. The lady was asked to sing. and. seat ing herself Ut the plano. she began the beautiful ballad Robin Adair." She had hardly begun before Mir. Whit tiers pet dog came Into the room and seating himself by her side. watched her as if fascinated. listening with q delight unusual in all animal. When she finished he came and put his paw very gravely into her hand and licked her cheek. Robin takes that as q trib. ute to himself said Mir Whittier He also is itobin Adair." The dog bearing his own name. evidently con. sidered that he was the hero of the song. From that moment during the iadys visit he was her voted attend ant He kept by her side when she was indoors and accompanied her when she went to walk When she went away he carried her satchel in his mouth to the gate and watched her departure with every evidence of dis. tress.
Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19
A FAMOUS TIMEplEcE.
The Astronomical Clock at Hampton
 Court Palace.

OouFt Potoco-
 The famous astronomical clock at Hampton Court palace. near London. is the first timepiece of that character erected in England and was made for Henry VIII. in 1540. According to Er- nest Law. the historian of Hampton Court palace. 1t was the creation of Nicholas Crarzer. German astrono- mer. who visited England at the invi- tatien of Cardinal Wolsey. who intro duced him to the king.
 It is possible to learn from it the hour, the month, the day of the month. the position of the sun and the number of days since the beginning of the year. phases of the moon and ifs age, the hour It which II crosses the meri- dian and the time of high water at London bridge. The winding of the clock occupies half an hour every week The weights descend to n depth of more than sixty feet
 Like many other things about the palace. 1t has its legends. It Is related that when Anne of Denmark. queen of James l.. died in the palace the clock. which was striking 4 at the mo. ment, immediately stopped. This it Is said to do whenever any old resident in the palace dies within its precincts. and alleged modern instances of the fact are quoted soiemniy by the credu. lous.-Argonaut.
Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19
EFFECT OF SUGGESTION.
k Can Ell Our Rive. With clsdnsss or
 With Miserf.

There Is nothing that plays so fmpor- tant a part in the daily life of men and women as does suggestion. says IL Adding,on Bruce in the Deiinea- tor. Mentally. morally and to a large extent physically We are what we are because of its influence. Sugges- tion can make of Us saints or crtni- nals. heroes es towards. It can lift us from beds of sickness or doom us te 6 hopeless invalllism. It can iii our lives with giaduess or with mis- cry. It Is q great force eeaselessty operative. unacceptable. But it Is a force that we can nevertheless direct and utilize if we only understand its laws. and tbe more wisely. the mere persistently. the more thoroughly we use il. the happier and healthier we shall be
 No matter how many sethacks come. keep repeating to yourself optimistic autosuggestions. Repetition is one of the most foreeful instruments of sug- gestiou There Is great truth under lying the familiar saying "As man thinketh. so is he- Moreover. you can utilize the law of repetition to draw from your surroundings beneficial sug- gestions that will powerfully re-en- force your autosuggestions. You can do so because every detail in your en- vironment is of suggestive value to you. and. although no one can make this environment all that 1t should be. nevertheless it Is quite within your power to modify 1t in such . way that 1t will give you a maximum of help ful and minimum of harmful sugges- ffona
Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19

 Thsv Paid the Price.

The corporation Of the city of Glas. gow wanted to purchase the Whistler portrait of Carlyle and in due course waited on the master of the gentle art of making enemies about the price Q.O0O guineasl They admitted 1t was a magnificent picture. but Do you not think. MT. Whistler. the sum wee. wee bit excessive?"
 "Didn't you know the price before you came to me" assed the master. with suspicious blandness.
 "Oh. aye. we knew thatF replied the corporation.
 .yery well. then" said Mir. Whistler in his suavest tones. Tets talk of something else" And as there was nothing else of interest to detain the .corporation" they paid the price and made an excellent bargain.
Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19
csfsrrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot reach the seat of the dis ease. Catarrh is a blood or constitu- tional disease, and :in order 10 cure It you must take internal remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts directly on the blood and mu- cous surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure Is not a quack medicine. It was pre- scribed by one of the best physicians In this country for years and is a regular prescription. It Is composed of the best tonics known, combined with the best blood purifiers, acting directly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect com bination of the two ingredients Is what produces such wonderful results in curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials free.
 F. J. Cheney & Co.,, Toledo, O.
 Sold by all Druggists, 15c.
 Take Halls Family Pills for consti- patton.
Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19

to-day well woman. Mrs. WILLIAM AHKENs. oSs w. 2lst St, Chicago. ILL
 Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com. pound, made from native roots and herbs, contains nc narcotics or harm. fui drugs, and to-day holds tho record for the largest number of actual cures of female diseases of any similar medt- cine in the country, and thousands Of voluntary testimonials are on file in the Pinkham laboratory at Lynn, 0Ass., from women who have been cured from almost every form Of female complAiut4 inflammation, ul eeration. displacements, fibroid tunaorn, irregularities. periodic pains. .backache, indigestion and nervous prostEnttom. Every such sulkeEing woman owes t to Aerpelf to give Lydis F. PinkkaD,o Veosfah1e Compound a trial
 0yea woulA ilke spoeiaI aaviso onout yooR on1e write . coa11enp ofn1 1etta9 = lGrs. RlnkI.ams sak 1ynn, 1Gn1A Ter a1D1oo = 1DoA on1 a1M0uD hu1oGuL
Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19
Airy.

"I'm looking for breezy march, said the bandmaster in Chestnut street music store the other day.
 How about this one dedicated to the Aero clubi" the facetious clerk asked.
 "I suppose 1t is written for wind in- struments.- the bandmaster countered
 Well. the air is easy" the clerk shot back. and the interchange stopped = Philadelphia Inquirer.
Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19
RalIpay Nall Clerks Wanted

The Government pays Railway Mail
 Clerks SsslO to Sl ,ltkl, and other em-
 ploNces up to S1, ,nuA annually.
 Uncle sam will hold spring eNami- nations throughout the country for Railway Mail Clerks, Custom HeuxS Clerks, StcnogFaphers, Hook keepers, Departmental Clerks and other Goy- ernment Positions. Thousands of ap- polntments wisl be made. Any man er woman over iS, in ttiy or Country can geI instruction aad free informs. ton at once of the Bureau of tnstruo. ton, 5O3x Hamlin Building. Roch- eStef.sN. Y.
Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19

All the good qualities of Ely's Cream Balm. solid, are found in Liquid Cream Balm, which is intended for use in atomizefs. That iI is . wonderful rem edy for Nasal Catarrh is proved by an ever-ipcreaxIng mass of testimony II does nos dry out nor rasp the tender aif-pensaens. Is aiIayy the inf1amma- ton and goes straiaht to the root of the disease. Obstinate old eases have yielded In . few weeks. All druggists. 55c.. including spraying tuoe. or mafl- by Ely Bros, 56 Warren Street, New York.
Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19
RsHisd.

A nervous looking man walked Into a grocery store with his baby on one arm and kerosene can on the other. placed the can on tbe counter and said. -Sit there a moment dear. Then. holding the baby up to the da1ed clerk he added. -Tfll this thing ID with kerosene.
Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19

0io 56lu \ GOu0 00t
 get we'll unless ]
 had an operation.
 II knew I could Tot stand the strain of
 one. so 1 wrote to
 you sometime ago about my health land you told me
 what to do. After taking Lydia F. |Pinkham's yegeta- |ble Compound and Blood Purifier l am
Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19
We'll s.sis6sd.

.Old Gnbber ought to be satisfied with fhe money he has"
 He is safisfied-so much so that he wants a lot more of exactly the same ksnd."-London Tit Bits.
Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19
For Sale.

The Heyle property 5n South Main street opposite the railroad station, up wards of 10, @t0 square feel of land. A line site for tie new post office huiltl- ing or any other public ediIice. Tho first brick block built within the city limits stands on this land. Has ale ways been and always will he central tn location. ARs. R. M. HoYIE.
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Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19
A Kicker.

Got a new baby al your house. have you? Boy or girlT'
 Girl. but she's an anarchist. She hasn't done thing but howl indignant protests against existing conditions since she came..-Chicago Tribune.
Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19
AIesady Done.

Pa-But. young man. do you think you can make my girl happyf suitor Do IT Say. wish you could a sesn her when propossd- Lad
Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19
chesreuf.

Old Nurse tfo newly married coupas after viewing the wedding presastss- Well. my dears. you ought eD be veey 'appy. There ain't th1sg aneaGgt NY d . pawnhsoker wou1dn't be ptsase4 t3 sandIe-LDa6oo PuneA
Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19

The understanding is always the dupe of the heart.-La I.ochefoucauld.
Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19

Domb Rheumatao Pilb lbr Rheumor szsn . NeufalgiA EAusety ys9ssaese
Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19
OWES NN  
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   LIFE TO
Lydia E. Pinkham's
 Vegetable Compound

Chicago, Ill.-"I was troubled with falling and inflammation, and the doc.
Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19
Barn to Let

Five stalls and plenty Of rooms for car~ riagcs. Dorsey & Bone, School street.
Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19
A Mystery
The Wagon Train That Was
 Lost In the Mountains
By B. cRITTESDEN LYLE
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Copyright. I<I0. sy American Press
 Association
Putnam patriot., 1910-08-19
For Rent

A basement tcnemcnt at the corner of Arch and Park streets. Five Ruod rooms, with cellar, perfectly dry. Tho same will be rented tu . small family at very reasonable figurc. Apply to John K. Garpcntcr &9