The Washington herald., 1910-06-05
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JUST WHAT'S IN A NAME
Twelve Churches in Washington Nth One Pugh,
and One PaILas Nth Fortyniue Kings,
Ten KaiserS and Bunch of Queens.

Census facts and figures regarding
washington are carefully guarded down
in Director Durands shop, but the new
telephone directory reveals a few facts
about Washlngton's population that may
escape some of the most conscientious
enumerators.
In the new phone directory he who
reads carefully may see that Washing
ton has:
Twelve Churches with only one Pugh.
In addition there is one Chapel and one
Abbey where the spiritual needs of the
people may be watched by a dozen
Bishops, ten Monks, eleven Abbots and
nine Parsons. One Parish includes them
all
Only One PalIns.
There is one Pallas in the Capital
where forty-nine Kings. ten Kaisers and
bunch Of Queens may Rule. Sixteen
Pages and a couple of Testers work with
The Herald in the Pallas.
Skaters, shoemakers, Millers, Carpen-
tiers. Masons. Drivers. Bakers. BARRIERS,
Butchers. Chambers, Dyers, Farmers,
Gardeners, Coldsmiths and Taylors, in all
more than 300 names. find only FIVE
Bosses at two Works Though there are
thfrty-two Bakers. there is only one
Cooking and two Blackwell.
And speaking of Grubb. Washington is
there Three Feasts include five Beans,
ten Bacons, two Hams. a lot Of Kale, one
Hamburger and too much Rice. dainty
Morsell for Dessert may be selected from
one Oringe, one Apple. three MeIlons-or
two Lemons.
sh. and also, Shush! There are eleven
Bars where may be found three Book
beers and one Booze. Five Hicks" show
one Spree and one Null Three are Hap
py, many Mellow and four have taken a
Brace.-P. s. There is one Court and only
one Judge.
Score of Fishes.
Though there is only one Rod. a score
of Fishers may seek the Finney tribe in
the different Waters of Rivers. one Pond.
one Pool or one SeabrOok. There may
be found Fish as follows: one Bass, one
Gold. four Pixies, one Turtle, three
Crabs. one Roach, two Salmons, and
possibly a couple of Sealers and maybe
lobster"
Washington's own little rainbow may
be found In twenty-five Greens, forty-one
different Grays, two Lavenders. two
Blues, FIVE Blacks, thirty-six Whites.
one vermillIon and a whole page full of
Browns. No "yellows" appear In the
Capital
When 1t comes to Birds and beasts. the
District can show a few things with the
following list: six Peacocks. twelve
Cranes. one Dove six Cockrells. six
brakes. eight F1nches. four PARROTS. one
Gosling, two Fowles, one Hawk, one
Martin. three Partridges and three
Robins Passing on to the geological
garden one may ind one Bear. nineteen
Lions. three Bulls. four Lams, two
Colts. one Collie. five Beavers, eleven
Harris. one Doe and one Hogg.
Raiment may be found in the COM
pany's wonderful book. Three Shurtz,
FIVE Coates. one Collar. one Scarf. six
Dickeys. one Cuff and one Ulster are
offered TO the public. But only four are
Fitz.
This ought to be enough TO keep one
Warm in a place where dozen Winters.
five Frosts. four Hales and five Shows
make their home
Cash There Twice.
Cash appears in the book twice in the
form of six Shillings and five Sheckels.
This may account for the twelve that ap-
pear as Rich. And speaking of Money,
there IS one Dun and three Dunigans for
any number Of pills"
Out door life may be found In the
following bunch Of scenery: Two Meads.
fifteen Hills, six Wales. eleven Rocks.
eight Field three Heaths. five Forests,
twelve Marshes and one Moor Several
Brooks in one Goodaere offer a Good
pasture for washingtons one Holstein.
Fifteen Roses and three Budds on a
dozen Bushes are scattered In various
Gardens. Plants, Redferns. Ivey, Laurel
and Palms, sprung from four Seeds, add
to the beauty OF the scene.
-Four Tenants with two Ladds and
one other Kidd. find scores OF Holmes in