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The Washington herald., 1910-04-20

BAND CONCERTS TO-DAY.
UNITED STATES MARINE BAND.
William H. San;sImann. leader. On Po-
touac Drive at 5 D. N.
PROGRAMME
March. Emperor Frederick .Friedemann
Overture. jubilee ..--.......-..-......- Weber
Album Leaf ......................-...W Wagner
Music DC ballet. "Coppclia' .....-.... DelIoes
Excerpts from The Pearl Fishers. .BIzet
Waltz. Vienna Beauties .---......... Ziehrrr
Suite. Musical Scenes from Spain
Langey
Grand fantasia, The Merchant OF Ven
.Cc .----.-------... .-- + insult
The Star spaagled Banner"
{. s. SOLDIERS HOME BAND.
Tomorrow at p, N
JOHN S. ". Zimmerman. Director.
March, Under the Flag Of Victory
Won Blon
Overture Raymond" ..................Tr Thomas
Petite suite Moon Moths" (requastl-
hussncT
Selection Martha (requestl .-..--.. F1otow
Medley. Moving Day in jungle Town" Burt
Excerpts from The Merry Widow
lrcQueStl ......-....- -...--... .Leha-
Scotch fantasia. "reminiscences Of Scot
land -..---...... $4,000. Godfrey
Finale. Shoulder Straps Van Alstyne
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Temperatures In other cities
Rain

Temperatures in other cities. together with the
amount Of rainfal. for the twelve hours ended at
p. m. yesterday. arc as follows:
VAiN-
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portrait of Mrs. Donald Mclean was
presented to the congress last night.
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Two interesting contributions to Con-
tinentaI Hall were those made by Mrs.
Amos Draper and Miss Floretta Vining.
Mrs. Draper presented a colonial pin of
rare design and package OF old letters.
Miss Vining gave a piece of the dinner
service which had belonged TO John Paul
Jones and which has been in her family
for more than a century.
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Mrs. Bankhead. wife Of the Senator
from Alabama, will give a reception in
honor Of the vice presidents general and
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A portrait OF Gen. George Rogers Clark.
called the Father CT the West" was
presented to Continental Hall by the Fin
castle Chapter. OF Louisville, KY. Mrs
John Bates. State regent Of Kentucky
made the presentation speech. while the
Kentucky page, Miss Elsie Swan. IN.
yelled the picture.
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The meeting was then declared ad-
journed. There was evidently some mis-
understanding az 10 the status OF the
meeting. for reporters were elected by
several 'militants" amid the shouts OF.
Don't let the press in here. Put the
reporters out" When the reporters were
deposited outside the portals. explanations
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The District Of Columbia has contri-
buted more than. $4,000 10 Continental
Memorial Hall
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Miss Floretta vining. Of Boston, Mass,
has furnished two of the rooms In Con-
tinentaI Hall completely with colonial
relics. which have been in her family two
hundred years.
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The Mary Washington Chapter. Of
Washington. .. C.. has furnished the
library AT cost Of many thousands OF
dollars The picture Of the regent. Mrs
Mary s lockwood. founder OF the D.
A. r, hangs in the most conspicuous
space in the room.
Evening journal., 1910-06-08
ELSMERE PUPILS
TN CLOSING EXERCISES

The following program was rendered
most creditably on Monday afternoon in
Elsmere Presbyterian Chapel. at the clos
ing exercise OF Elsmere private school:
Invocation the Rev. Herbert Grantham;
greeting, Charles Jones;
singing, America" by school; essay
"Dinerence between Tasto and Genius. %
sara Boyce; defamation. ''The Waiting
List " Elmer Taylor; recitation. Ken
lucky Philosophy" Margaret MacEiwee;
defamation. "Bo Thankful" Burke
Layton; music. Piano Solo" f. Lewis
Huson. defamation. ITO day is Ours. 20
George Frazer; recitation. "The Dead
DELL" Kathleen Boycs; Grafton. Lincoln
Evening journal., 1910-06-08
Social and
Personal

Mrs William ]. Wilson, OF George
town, is the guest OF Wilmington and
Philadelphia friends.
John Kaiser has been visiting his par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs John E. Kaiser, Of
Georgetown.
Harry Chalfant and family were recent
auto visitors to Parkesburg.
Mrs. Samuel Hovington and daughter
Margaret, OF cheyney are spending sew
eral days with her parents near this city
Miss Hilda' Bacillus las been visiting
her sister, Mrs. n. c. Wyeth Of Chadd's
Ford.
Mr. and Mrs. Herman Wall have been
visiting friends at Chadd's Ford.
Mrs. Elizabeth Davidson has been the
guest Of her sister Mrs. Harriet Pierce.
o. Chester.
Mrs. John #. Mcwhorter and daughter,
Mrs. Willard Crooks. are guests Of friends
a. st. Georges
Roland Welch has been spending some
time with friends near Bridgevillc.
Mrs. Cora Hearn and little daughter
have been visiting her mother, Mrs.
Susan Frazier. Of Frederica.
Lindale Cordray has been spending a
/ lew Odya Win T. lAl'itH
J. Harry Latchum, Of Milford, Is visit
ing friends in this city.
Mr. and Mrs. Arthur p. Hudson hay,
been visiting his parents at Milford.
Mr. and Mrs William Moore and daugh
ter Lillian have been spending a few days
with friends at Greensboro
Mrs. Matte Sapp and daughter, Mis-
Alta. OF Greensboro, have been visiting
Wilmington relatives.
Miss Marian Brieley has been making
an extended visit to friends at Ridgely.
Miss Arzala Joseph Of Trinity, has beer
visiting friends in this city and Phiadel
phia.
Miss Ada Roach has been the guest o
her sister Mrs. John n. Hudson at Re
, hoboth.
Mr.. and Mrs f. S. dupont were guest
az the Hotel Brayton at Rehoboth las
week
MT and Mrs. Edmund c. Mitchell AM
daughter. Miss Emily, we're recent aut'
visitors at Rehoboth
George II. Short. Of Georgetown. was 4
recent visitor I'm this city.
Clarence Pritchett, of Georgetown, has
been visiting Wilmington friends.
Mrs. n. W. Clark Of Georgetown, is
spending some time with friends here.
Evening journal., 1910-06-08
UNCLE SAM WANTS
OIL INSPECTOR THIS TIME

The United states Civil Service
Commission announces an examination
TO secure eligibles from which to make
certihcation for appointment as oil in
spector. under the commissioner to the
Five Civilized Tribes in Oklahoma, at
a salary Of s1.sO0 per annum. Other
positions Of the same or less salary
may be filed as a result of this ex-
animation.
Applicants should have complete
knowledge Of the different oil fields
in the area of the Five Civilized Tribes
and be familiar with the speculative
or prospective value of Indian lands
leased or subject to lease in and
around these fields
Evening journal., 1910-06-08
Birthday Party.

A birthday surprise party was given
to Francis Collins by the Moonshiners.
on Friday evening at the home of his
parents, No. 1927 French street. The
rooms were beautifully decorated in
blue and white. the colOrs OF the Moon
sinners. Those present were: Joseph
f. Farren, Charles W. Ainsworth,
Charles r. d. Seeley, Joseph J. Nc
Laughlin. John j.. Collins, William B.
Collins, Martin Clark. Francis Collins.
Joseph Snyder. William Patrick Smith.
John G, Fitzgerald, Nelson d. Aims
worth, John Kirk, Joseph Connor. John
Dugan, Daniel Farren. John j. Fisher.
Hugh Brainard, Herbert J. McCraclSen.
Millard Hayes, Henry McCraclSen. Ella
McCracken. Mary Hession, Eugenia
Hession May Murray, Nellie c. Kelly.
Helen Dolan. Mary Stovcr. Bessie
Gains, Mary Mack. Annie Wilfe-<
Hazel Wilfong. Nellie -.
dred Bernard. Helen-S ,1 --
Margaret and GyI-
Collins. Mrs. Ns7Ns
sftti tAsiif-s.
Evening journal., 1910-06-08
Birthday Party.

pleasant surprise party was given last
evening TO Harold wilkins, Of No SO
Dupont street. in honor Of his twenty
first birthday. by his mother, Mrs c. V.
wilkins. The young man received many
gifts Those who attended were the
Misses Mamie and Margaret Murphy,
Mary spiccr, Ethel Banks. Helen VIII,
kins. Margaret Mcdowell Helen Harris,
May Libsey, Mary and Elizabeth I.af-
ferty Mrs. j. S. Davies. Mrs Shustcr.
Mrs J Botger Mrs. G.. " Wilkins. Messrs.
Paul Orth, Huh Murphy. Roy Faivrc.
Master Charles Orth. Charles Shuster.
Albert Ross Harry wilkins Harold VIII
kins, Herbert IIrzel. Howard Veal. VIII
lard Randolph Ginord
Evening journal., 1910-06-08

tho Immortal" h. Lewis Huson, me,'c.
solo. Mrs. Truxton royce dceiamatiCs,.
Little Tommy" Miller Stradley reClta=
tion, "A Dreadful Mistake Eleanor Cooi~
ing; defamation, Tending tho Baby
Eugene Smith duet. The Quarrel 4
George and Kathleen; recitation. Verbs.
Charlotte Quigleys essay. "Our Resour~
ces," Lillian stradley; music. piano solo.
Margaret MacEiwee; recitation. Good
bye" Helen Boyce; address. the Hon.
T.. Irving Handy; address, the Rev. Herr
bert Grantham.
Evening journal., 1910-06-08
Tao Day For s. Of 4.

Saturday, June II. has been selected
as tag day for the orphanage and home
for aged members OF the order Of Shep-
herds Of Bethlehem. The home is
situated in Haddonheld. n. j. There
are four chartered lodges in this State,
and the r. II. and +. Circle. composed
Of past commanders of the lodges. has
been organized to help raise the money
to pay of the debt.
Evening journal., 1910-06-08
WhitsY.Jnnss.

Miss Amanda p. White and Sumner
Jones were married last evening at
the home of the brides parents, Mr..
and Mrs. George W. White, No. 11O5
West Second street. the Rev. Edward
White, Of Edge Moor. a brother OF the
bride. Owing to recent death in the
family. the marriage was quiet The
bride wore a becoming white lingerie
gown and carried bouquet Of white
carnations. After a wedding trip to
Rehoboth, Mr.. and Mrs. Jones will live
at No. 219 Monroe street.
Evening journal., 1910-06-08
CHARGES AGAINST PATENT
MEDICINES.

Most OF the charges against patent
medicines as a class have no foundation
in fact and are manifestly unfair and
unjust.
There arc large number of stand
ard remedies like Lydia r. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound used in thou
sands OF American Homes which have
saved hundreds Of dollars 10 families
who could not afford 10 consult a ply
sician. and they have answered the
purpose equally as well.
Evening journal., 1910-06-08
Make a note now to get Ely's Cream

Make a note now 10 get Ely's Cream
Balm II YOU arc troubled with nasal
catarrh, hay fever or cold in the head.
II is purifying and soothing TO the sem
sitive membrane that lines the air.
passages. 1t is made TO overcome the
disease, not to fool the patient BY a
short, deceptive relief There is no
cocaine nor mercury in il. DO not be
talked into taking a substitute for
Ely's Cream Balm. All druggists sell
il. Price soc Mailed by Ely Bross
56 Warren Street New York.
Evening journal., 1910-06-08
LIBERAL OFFER
Anyone Can Try Samose, the Remark
able Flesh Forming Food.


When one of the leading druggists
in Wilmington tells you that he has a
preparation which he so thoroughly
believes in that he will refund your
money II il does not do all that is
claimed for it, it shows that the arti-
Gle must have unusual merits. It is
in this way that n. B. Danforth is
selling Samose, the remarkable flesh
building food.
This great discovery Is destined TO
work a great revolution in treating the
thin, the weak and the sick. There can
be no doubt that il helps people who
are weak and sickly, who are tired, and
who have poor digestion, restoring
them quickly to health and strength
and increasing the weight so that life
is a pleasure and Joy.
Sarnose is in reality a concentrated
food. and restores life and vitality al
once to the blood.
Sent postpaid on receipt OF price, soc
Evening journal., 1910-06-08
ST. stephens Church Festival.

A strawberry festival, under the
auspices OF st. stephens Ladies' Aid
Society. viii be given on the lawn of
the residence of Levi A. Bertolette.
Eighteenth and Van Buren, streets, to-
night. If the weather should be uu-
pleasant the festival win take place
on Thursday evening.
Evening journal., 1910-06-08
HELLO, BILL"
Do You Know

The official route to the Elks Con-
ventlon at Detroit is via the d. & c.
Lakes Lines from Buffalo, Cleveland
or Toledo gateways.
Your tickets reading via any rail
/ line between above points are avail
able for transportation in either direc-
ton on the palatial d. & c. Line
steamers.
Send two cent stamp for illustrated
pamphlet and Great Lakes map. Ad-
dress
I. G. Lewis. G.. p. A.
d. & c. Navigation CO., Detroit. Mich
Evening journal., 1910-06-08
Envelopes.

Envelopes are supposed to be quite
modern. but in the Birch manuscripts
in the British museum, No. 443S-105.
there is a letter from Martin rriewald
TO Sir Hans Sloane. dated Stockholm,
April "a, 1855. inclosed in an ordinary
envelope. which is opened out and
mounted at the end OF the letter.
Evening journal., 1910-06-08
adds-Wilkinson.

At the home Of Herbert Samworth,
Maple avenue. on June 4. Miss Mary
=. Dabbs. Of this city, and George A,
Wilkinson. Of Stratford. Conn, were
married by the Rev. Thomas p. Hol-
loway. The bride was given in mar
riage by Thomas Samworth.
Evening journal., 1910-06-08
rha Mao I'D th. n..r.

Deer owe more to their noses than
to their eyes or ears for PRESERVATION
from danger Sportsmen may and do
deceive the last two organs, but the
sense Of smell cannot be cheated
Evening journal., 1910-06-08
rha Eanla.

An eagle has been observed to rise
from the ground and disappear into
the sky within three minutes. Eagles
sometimes soar to heights OF more
than 10000 feet.
Evening journal., 1910-06-08
cseao.

Cacao is grown in Cuba in connec-
ton with the coffee plant, as the lat
ter requires shade, which is furnished
by the former. at the same time yield
ing profitable crop.
Evening journal., 1910-06-08
Box Social.

For the benefit OF the new parish
building. the Silverbrook Athletic As
sociation vii hold a box social on
Thursday evening at the home of
Frank Bedwell No. l22 North Lincoln
street.
Evening journal., 1910-06-08
school Teacher to Marry.

Miss Elizabeth n. Lippincott, who
has been an instructor at Friends
School for several years. will be mar
ried on June 16 to Avery Lowell Ben
nett Of Boston. Mass, at her home in
Moorestown, n. J.
Evening journal., 1910-06-08
ornanist tn niu. Rnnital.

Miss Jennie r. Kantz, organist Of
St Msry's Church. will give a recital
with her pupils in the New Century
Club this evening
Evening journal., 1910-06-08
Woed Fibsrs.

Wood hbers are strongest near the
center of the limb or tree trunk.
Evening journal., 1910-06-08
Oil o. Pstitars,n.

Many toilet soaps are scented with
the oil Of pstitgrain, which is distilled
in Paraguay from the leaves Of the
wild bitter orange trees.
Evening journal., 1910-06-08
Good TempIars on Visit

Twenty-Five members of Whining
/ ton Lodge Of Good Templars visited
Evening journal., 1910-06-08

NEWPORT. r. l.. June s-Colonel
John Jacob Astor, having bought an
aeroplane in Europe, is busy having
the machine arranged for a series oc
flights he will give during the latter
part Of June and the first part OF July
for the benefit of Newport society
Colonel Astor has decided that flying
machines are the next sensation for So
ciety. He has announced that he will
ny the machine without the assistance
of mechanics.
Evening journal., 1910-06-08

Don't expect your hostess to do all
the entertaining. You must do your
STARE make yourself agreeable, and -n-'
ter into the daily life Of the house-
held.
Evening journal., 1910-06-08

D. & c. Navigation Co, Detroit. Mich
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HOPES TO REGULATE
EMPLOYMENT AGENTS
Minnesota Labor Commissioner
Confers With Gonpers. 49,

Washington, Jan. 20-Labor Com.
missioner W. E. McEwen of Minneso-
ia, who is in Washington, is in confer.
ence with President Gompers of the
eral Commissioner Neill relative to
the passage Of law by congress pre-
venting the employment agencies Of
the country from imposing on innocent
wOrkingmen.
Commissioner McEWen states that
at the outset of the switchmen's strike
in the Northwest men were brought
into that section on the promise of
work, some of them obtaining employ
ment only to hold it for short time.
and the result was that many men
were stranded, being left to shift for
themselves, thereby putting the state
authorities to great inconvenience and
municipalities in some instances to
expense.
The state commissioner believes
that under the interstate commerce
clause of the commission it might be
possible to pass law regulating such
matters. He thinks that employment
agencies which send men from one
section to another should be required
to indemnify men so engaged, to as.
sure them of transportation money to
other fields in case it is found that
they are not fitted for the employment
for which they have been engaged.
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BEM|DJl BAND TO GIVE
CONCERT FRIDAY NIGHT
Prof. Masten Has Prepared Splendid
Program. Talent Will
-. Assist the Band.

The Bemidji band, under the
direction of Prof. Harry Masten,
will give their monthly concert at
the armory Friday night of this
week January 21) and an excellent
program has been arranged for the
occasion, consisting of a number of
the latest ensemble selections, solos
etc., and vocal solos and quartets
and instrumental solos by local
people other than band members.
The male vocal quartet, Messrs.
French, Rood, Jerrard and Barker,
will participate in the concert, as
will also Mrs. c. R.. Sanborn,
violinist. It is expected that others
will also participate.
This array of talent insures con-
cert of a high order and all who at
tend will be more than satisfied with
the entertainment.
Prof. Harry Masten, director of
the Bemidji band, has been untiring
in his efforts to give this city a
band and orchestra second to none
in this part of the state and he has
been highly successful in his work
here. He has organized the must
clans of the city in a splendid man.
ner and has built up fine band and
orchestra.
Everyone interested in the well
fare of the city Subscribers to the
band fund as we'll as those who are
not) should not fail to attend the
concert Friday evening and show,
by their presence, that they COM
mend the work done by Prof.
Masten in furnishing Bemidji with a
n usicial or ganization that is a great
credit to the city.
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all certificates and other standings
for which they desire credit. Those
taking the examination, who have
taught and do not have mark in
professional test, will be required to
take the same. =..-. .@
To recommend a certificate for
renewal the applicant should have
one or more Reading Circle Certih-
Gates and be able to present evil
dence of having attended a Teachers
Training School within the past two
years.
Bemidji, Mimi, Jan. 18th, 1910.
w. B. Stewart, -.
Co. Supt. of Schools.
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LOCAL HAPPENINGS

Mrs. B. King of West Hope, N
D., is guest at the Hotel Markham
Friday and Saturday bargains al
the Bazaar store in dress goods al
one-ffth off.
Samuel F. Hardy of Aberdeen, S.
D., was a transient at the Hotel
Markham today.
The Episcopal Guild will hold a
food sale at Cormanton & Hanson's
Drug store on Saturday afternoon at
2:3O.
John Lowe, an old soldier who is
drawing a good-sized pension, is
visiting in the city and will probably
remain here for several days.
F. C. Berry, the Duluth COM
mercial traveller, returned to the city
this morning from a trip up the
north line of the M. & I. Railway
Clark Dick, the local CONNER
cial traveller, went to Brainerd
this morning in the interest of the
Hammond Packing company oil
Duluth.
J. T. Dolan, the Superior com.
mercial traveller, came to the city
last night and spent today
solicitating orders from local
merchants.
Carl Miller, the Fosston livery
man, came to Bemidji last night
and spent today here consulting
with some local people with whom
he has business interests.
B. S. Bennett of Grand Forks,
travelling freight agent for the
Grert Northern Railway company,
spent today in the city looking
after business for his company.
!. L. Mcdonald is officiating as
passenger conductor on the M. &
I. Railway, substituting for Will
liam Bush, who is taking a "lay-
off" having good time and
looking after some personal bust
ness matters, for a few days.
]. c. Parker, who is logging quite
extensively in the vicinity of
Funkley, came to the city this
morning and spent the day here
consulting with local parties who
are interested in his logging con.
tract. John will attend the meeting
of the local lodge of Elks which
will be held here this evening.
M. N. Kohl, the Cass Lake land
man, came to Bemidji last night from
a visit to Tenstrike, where he was
looking after some prospective land
deals. Mr.. Kohl spent the night
in the city,. a guest at the Hotel
Markham, and returned to Cass
Lake this noon. He reports bust
ness as being good with him.
Rev. F. E. Higgins, the lumber
jack sky pilot" came to the city
last night from Big Falls, where he
had spent several days visiting with
his boys" in the lumber camps.
Rev. Higgins is spending a few days
in Bemidji visiting with a number of
the "lumberjacks" here who are in
mates of the St. Anthony hospital.
Mr.. Higgins states that there are
some ninety of the woodsmen who
are sick and who are being cared
for in the local hospital, and he is
spreading good cheer, together with
fruit, etc., for their comfort.
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TO CURE 4 COLD IN ONE DAY

Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets
Druggists refund money II it fails to cure e.
w. GROVES signature Is on each box. SIC
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500 Reward, $500.

The readers of this paper will be pleased to
disease that Silence has been able to cure in
all it's stages. and that is Uatarrh. Halls
Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now
being constitutions al disease. requires con-
stitutionaI treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure
is taken internally. acting directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces of the system,
thereby destroying the foundation of the
disease. and giving the patient strength by
building up the CONSTITUTE n and assisting
nature in doing it's work. The proprietors
have so much faith in it's curative powers
that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any
case that it fails to cure. Send for list of
0e Address F. J. CHENEY & co., Toledo. O.
Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
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School Examinations.

School Examinations.
Program of examinations for CON-
mon school certificates, February 3,
4 and S, 1910.
Thursday, February 3rd.
(First Grade Studies.
A. NJ 800 Enrolment.
$50 Geometry.
1915 Physics.
P. M 100 Algebra. 49,.
SIS Physical Geography
= or General History.
Agriculture may be taken at some
one (only one) of the above periods,
and may be substituted for either
geometry or physical geography. r
Friday February 18th.
(Second Grade Studies.)
A. M. 800 Enrolment.
$50 Professional Test.
$50 Spelling.
1000 Arithmetic.
P. NJ lis Geography.
2:45 Compositi a n d
H. ..>-..s Penmanship. T."
-. $40 Reading. -
Saturday, February 5th.
(Second Grade Studies Continued
A. M 500 U. S. History.
9:45 English Grammar.
'.-~ 1880 Music. 7
P. M lis Physiology Hygiene.
w., 2:45 Civics.
500 Drawing.
The examination as given above
will be held in the Central School
building, Bemidji, MINI.
Teachers should bring with them
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MUST DIE OR STAND FINES
Pittsburg Magistrate Issues Warning
to Would Be Suicides,

Pittsburg, Jan. 20.-"I'm tired of all
this suicide racket and all prisoners
that appear before me hereafter
charged with attempted suicide I'm 60
ing to fine them the limit" said Police
Magistrate Christian Saam after he
had discharged young girl who had
taken carbolic acid and recovered.
He issued instructions to the police
and said:
IF any one tries suicide and does
not go through with it they make
themselves liable to arrest on the
charge of disorderly conduct. In the
future all would be suicides who do
not make good will be arrested and
I'll do the rest'