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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-20

coulu not do and
my housework;. !
sickness was cal
Retrofexion. vi
I would sit dow
felt as if l could
ge t up. | t d
Lydia E. Pinkha|
Vege t able q
pound and did /
as you told me |
now | am perfeI
cured, and hav,
big baby how;
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-20
Honers for Boston Architect.

Constant Desire Despradelle of Bos-
ton, the architect, has been elected cor
responding member of the Academic des
Beaux Arts, Paris, in place Of Whitney
Warren of New York, who had been pro-
NOTED to be foreign associate.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-20

Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
Relieved By Murine Eye Remedy Try
Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You Viii
Like Murine. It Soothes. soc at Your
Druggists. Write For Eye Books. Free.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-20

for over 100 years PETTIT'S EYE
SALVE has positively cured eye dis
eases everywhere. All druggists or
Howard Bros, Buffalo, N. Y.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-20

Where Women Are Not Available.
1t takes people who have no opinions
of their own to make good jurors; there
fore. women are not eligible.-Eyansville
Und.) News
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-20
DRINK HABIT INJURIOUS, CAN
EASILY BE STOPPED.

Drunkenness is unworthy when you can
have it removed without anybody's knowl-
edge. Acme simple home-treatment will
do the work Write E. Forth, 316 Dicl1ey
Bldg, Chicago, Ill. for free trial.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-20

CINCINNATI, O., May 17,-Chief in
terest Of the delegates attending the Cen
eral Federation of Women's clubs con-
vention was centered today in the cleo
tom of officers. Voting on the candidates
for officers was held late in the after
noon. Mrs. Philip ~ Moore of st. Louis
was nominated for reelection as presl-
dent and most of the other old officers
were also slated for second term. John
Mitchell, former president of the United
Mine Workers of America, made an ad-
dress before the convention entitled "The
Death Roll of Industry" A conference
on industry and child labor was held in
the afternoon.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-20

PERRY DAVIS PAHNKILLER
draws the pain and Inflammation from bee stings
and insect bites. Soothes and alays the awful
itching Of mosquito bites 25c, 35c and SOC bottles
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-20
differentiation.

A man who offered a New York Gus
toms inspector S. was arrested-for I'M
LIBERALIZATION, probably. - Schenectady
Union.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-20
ANOTHER |
WOMAN |
CURE.
ByLydia E. Pinkhan|
Vegetable COnpouri

Black Duck, Minn.-"About q
ago l wrote you that l was sick
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1910-05-20

The Profits of Gardening.
In this unjust world a large part of
the profits of a town garden are made by
the hardware stores.-Atchison Globe
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-10-20
SAYS WE ARE TOO IMPATIENT
Archbishop Of Canterbury breaches
on "Short Cut" Solutions Of
Every Day Problems.

London.-The archbishop OF Capter.
bury, preaching in Lambeth church.
said that though the world is better
than II was. the present day faults
were great. Impatience and hurry
were what he thought we suffered
from every day In every department
OF life. People were striving for what.
In common talk. were called short
cuts" toward solutions they wanted
10 reach. Anxious problems were be-
Ing faced in spirit which was surely
a new spirit and a dangerous one-a
spirit of impotence.
1t was wholesome. he declared. to
be holly intolerant OF wrong. but in.
tolerance or impotence of wrong
would not usually solve great DER.
plexities. BY itself patience had the
foremost place In any sustained Of.
fort TO mend these things. Today's
was speed rather than
thoroughness.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-10-20
llleplble SIGNATURES.

Occasionally you may receive a let.
ter from the man whose signature M
the bottom Of the letter couldn't have
been read by himself n someone else
had put II over on him.
He dashes In AZ the upper left hand
corner OF the signature place as n he
we're n scroll designing artist. romps
across II. comes back near the point
Of beginning. and with n swirl or two
completes the second initial. after
which he buEEsaws his name IN full
and more. winding up with a pen SLASH
that would scar n mans face worse
than Ave hatpins IS inches long.
And when you write TO him he's
sore and embarrassed II you haven't
written his initials and name rightly
In the address.
There are Just two recoursos that
you may have in trying 10 docipher
tho name in full. His letterhead pa.
per may contain his name n he's az
all important in the Organization
providing. OF course, that you have
enough bunch in the signature to
trace II in print
That other recourse as to the mi
tial letters OF Christian and surnames
may be found in a possible stenoR.
raphers addendum, "BPG-K." This
means that the stenographer *" has
taken the dictated letter from "BPG,-
who has written To you.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-10-20
Captain Initiates Mother by Attempt
ing TO Feed Floating Younester
Milk from OIL Can.

San Francisco.-A little baby whale,
only sixteen feet long and of pale
pink complexion. was the cause OF
much solicitude and sorrow on the
part Of the captain Of the pilot-boat
Lady Mine
At first Captain Pentland, on spying
the queer object floating on the wa
ters of Meiggs wharf. thought it was
a boat turned turtle. On nearing the
object, however, he discovered It to
be a forlorn orphan whalette and his
soft heart was moved to compassion.
He resolved to mother II, but howt
That was a new experience in his
salty life, and he WAS stumped. Sud
denly he bethought him of a quantity
of milk In his messroom The captain
rushed below as one inspired There
was the milk, but where was the whale
bottle? In vain he searched for an
appropriate vessel Then his eyes lit
on an oil can.
This he seized, filed with milk and
hurried abaft. He was doomed to
grievous disappointment. The waif OF
the ocean had disappeared. The cap
tain clapped loud and long. initiating
the mother whales endearing spout,
which he had learned as a child an
the great arctic circle. but all in vain
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-10-20
BIG SOCKEYE SALMON PACK
Yield From Puget Sound and Fraser
River VIII Total Two Hundred
Thousand Cases.

Seattle, Wash.-The sockeye salm-
on pack on Puget sound this year TO
date aggregate approximately 190,-
900 cases. Packers say the pack Is
practically complete. although they
point out that when all the fiF IS
are In the seasons count will ~
likely touch 100000 cases. This is
the largest sockeye salmon pack on
a lean" year since 1902
Reports received from Vancouver
the other day were to the effect that
the pack OF sockeyes on the Fraser
river has been practically the same
as on Puget sound. and that packers
there expect to have 100000 cases OF
fish when everything is counted.
Packers say that the entire sea
sons pack OF sockeye salmon has al
ready been sold. subject 10 approval
OF opening prices. The largest pack
of sockeyes on a lean" year since
1902. when 33s.556 cases we're packed
on the sound, was In 1906. when the
pack aggregated 1924 cases.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-10-20
Do Not Always Come From Mil
Iionaire Class, Says Expert.
Expenditure Of $4,000 Year Doesn't
Always Produce Results Desired
by Men Who Seek to Set
the Fashions.

New York.-Discussing the latest
fashions for men at the Wearing APP
parel, Style and Fabric show opened
at the Madison Square garden. A
Reginald Won Keller, a fashion ex.
pert, said New York's two best dressed
men were Worthington Whitehouse
and Huntington Bull The latter man
Is master Of hounds of the Meadow.
brook Hunt club.
Plenty OF men who spend $4,000 TO
$4,000 a year to dress are not from a
critics viewpoint what you would
term well dressed men," said Keller.
who arranged the head to foot" ex.
hibit John Jacob Astor is a well
dressed man, but Mr.. Whitehouse is
really the leader of fashion He car
ries his clothes well and the keenest
critic could find no fault with the gar.
ments he wears, beautifully adapted
for every occasion"
The very newest thing in fashions
this year, Won Keller says. is the
monogram waistcoat, OF which he
showed a sample one of white satin
A lavender monogram about two
inches deep was embroidered on the
lower left hand side.
There Is always something new in
mems clothing" said the expert. "for
mems fashions change Just as often
as women's and are much more ex.
pensive. Waistcoats with buttons of
precious stones run up to $500. The
new shade in mems business suits is
a chocolate brown"
Won Keller said American men no
longer go to Europe to buy clothes,
but that many European men OF
wealth and fashion who visit here take
home Fifth avenue tailored suits.
Miss NJ c. Reed. in charge OF a
Broadway houses exhibit. said Amer.
lean women, to avoid the difficulties OF
custom-house inspection here, bought
their gowns In New York before sail
Ing for Europe. She said most OF the
importation of gowns now was done
by firms rather than by individuals.
Miss Reeds exhibit consisted Of the
new helmet shaped hat of black vel
vet with large blue plumes and hand.
some colored chiffon gowns for eve
ming wear, constructed on the empire
style. which she said would prevail
largely this year.
rs IL true that men are growing
smaller as an Offset to woman's In.
,reasing size, as dressmakers say?"
was asked of Won Keller.
NO" he said Indignantly. Women I
nay be growing larger. but men are /
Tot growing smaller. II you doubt It,
ry TO fit the average twentieth cen |
ury man into some fourteenth cen
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-10-20

baroness Alctta KorT tolls IN one
% the magazines how tho women %
Finland came 90 vote Tho fact 10
that women had 20 show that they
could meet AZ emergency before The
vote came 90 them They have not
had many opportunities q take ne
Initiative IN the worlds history ari
they have not always responded when
the opportunity came. but when
crisis. such As that IN 1904. when ,hs
strike and tho revolutionary outbreak
IN Russia took place a. The same tine.
occurred. they proved they could
make peace by doing a. Net until
England and tho United states fnd
the women helping them 20 bear some
great trouble will they give them he
right 90 vote
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-10-20

"A most eccentric old chap"
thought the youth. but after one or
two attempts 20 start conversation
be humored the old mans mood.
The streets OF Lukesdale were a
credit to the town. and this helped
a great deal. because the lights were
conspicuously inadequate. The little
burg seemed to have been laid out
all on one street.
At last the two drew near a large
domicile. aristocratic in appearance
and towering majestically above its
neighbors.
Your destination" said Warren.
pointing.
II was now dark The windows of
the house we're ablaze.
Up the broad patti leading To tho
spacious veranda the two strobe. A
burst OF girllsh laughter came sud.
denly out to them. and Warren again
chuckled
81 had understood that nv aun,
lives alone" remarked Hampton. un.
easily.
Then she must have company {"
suggested the old gentleman dryly.
THAT certainly isn't her voice"
A mind picture OF his glum rein.
tive. sharp featured. suspicious eyed
flashed for an instant before the
minds eye OF Hampton. Warren was
right Miss Wade must be entertain.
ing.
Warren surprised the youth bv
stepping up 10 the door, and in n
perfectly at home manner, Ringing n
wide open.
Enter" he wheezed, dramatically
and as Hampton. dazzled by tho
light. obeyed the voice OF the old
gentleman followed him across the
threshold. This is Mr.. Hampton q,
New York. come 70 visit his aunt
Miss Cornelia Wade"
The door slammed shut. and the
sound OF hasty feet descending the
steps on the other side caused Harm.
ton to turn In surprise. He was alone
His guide had gone.
The blindness now partially left tho
youth He turned 10 confront two
young girls, evidently sisters, and a
smiling elderly woman.
Uncle Oscar is so eccentric" said
one of the girls. advancing toward
Hampton, and relieving him OF his
suit case. His eyes caught the rudy
CLEAN OF her hair. the cloud-blue OF
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-10-20

"Lukesd-a-a-alei" shouted the con.
ductor.
The fussy. little old gentleman with
the numerous packages. and the tall.
broadshouldered youth occupying the
seat In front of him. hastily seized
their belongings and bolted for the
door. Lukesdale is a small stop
Hardly were the two safe on the
rough boards bounding the station be
fore the older mans parcels began to
slip and slide In an awkward way.
and. but for the hasty assistance OF
the other, the majority OF them would
have fallen.
urbanite. You are stranger here
about are you not7"
This is my first trip to Lukesdale, -
smiled the young man. He reached
for his card case. then realizing that
II would be a physical impossibiiity
for the old gentleman to accept Il
and retain possession OF his pur-
chases. he said:
my name IL Hampton. ! have an
aunt living here whom shall visit
Can you direct me 20 the residence OF
Miss Cornelia Wadel'
The other eyed his companion curl
ously. A half smile flashed on his
lips.
Il go right by the house, he an
swered. my name Is Warren
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Hampton. ! hope we shall know each
other better before you leave town
II was now about nine o'clock in
the evening and beginning to get
dark Hampton was thankful for the
company OF the other. and having
nothing but his own light suit case
20 carry. attempted TO relieve his
guide OF some OF his load.
To this the old man strenuously
objected. I'm used TO IT," be pro
tested do this stunt almost every
night
Thereafter he was strangely reti-
cent breaking out into an occasional
but esssying few words
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-10-20
SMALL GRAPE CROP is FEAR
Wet Summer Is Cause Of Great Devas-
tation In French Vineyards
Prices Raised.

Paris.-These are critical days for
the French vintage. The wet summer
has caused devastation In the vine
yards amounting to a national disas-
ter. In the Paris wineshops and in
certain restaurants prices are being
raised. All. however, is not yet lost.
and a few days Of bright weather
would modify the situation favorably.
NJ. Georges Proust. former presi.
dent of the Paris wholesale wine mer-
chants syndicate. makes the following
observations:
"Lamentable news comes from Bur.
gundy. There will not be barrel OF
wine in the Yonne; notably. there will
be no such thing as 1910 Chablis.
In Touraine the white vines alone will
yield a small harvest.
In the south the vintage will be
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-10-20
mo FRlLls"
Just Sensible Food Cured Him.

Sometimes a good. healthy CONNER
ciAl traveller suffers from poorly so
lected food and Is lucky n be learn,
that Grape Nuts food viii put him
right
A Cincinnati traveller says: "Abou,
year ago my stomach got in a bad
way. had n headache most Of tho
time and suffered misery. For several
months | ran down until I los, about
20 pounds In weight and finally had %
give up a good position and 40 bome
Any food that ! might use seemed 20
nauseate mo.
My wife, hardly knowing what N
DO. one day brought home A packav.
OF Grape-Nuts food and coaHed ma 20
try H. | told her Il was no uso h,,
finally 20 humor her tried a lit,la
and they just struck my taste 7,
was the first food had eaten IN poar
ly year that did not cause any suror
ing.
We'll. TO make long story abort 7
began TO improve and stuck IN Cr,na-
Nuts. went up from 1856 uounds IN
December to 1874 pounds the followin1
October.
MY brain is clear. blood all
right and appetite too much f,r o..
mans pocketbook In fact. am ,hor.
oughly made over, and owe I, All o..
Grape-Nuts. talk so much about vha1
Grape-Nuts will do that some of IN
men on the road have nlclpamed ~
'Grape-Nuts.' but l stand todav
healthy rosy-cheeked man-a pro,,v
good example OF what the right k,nS
Of food will do. 'u
You can publish this If you wan, o.
II Is true statement without an
frills." "uy
Read the little book. Tho Ro.d J.,
Wellville." In pkgs. There's a Re-"
Ever read the shove letter,
ono appears from timo 10 time. rev
Interest VI human
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-10-20
& ADCAslVC RN0McRo

~ HEYENNE, wYo.-The Frontiss
II Days celebration. at which Col
~ onel Roosevelt was the center Of
attraction continued for several
days. and was the most elaborate
and successful affair OF the kind ever
held here. Among the thousands Of
spectators were many tourists from
distant parts OF the country who
were attracted by the fame OF
the celebration. Frontier days IL
a thoroughly American festival. the
chief participants being cowboys and
cowgirls, Indians and others repre-
sentative of the pioneer life OF
the west. They all enter into the
spirit OF che occasion with the ut
most enthusiasm. and the races. rop-
ing contests. riding OF bucking bron-
chos, war dances and other features
are always exciting and full OF inte--
est Among the Indians here were
many we'll known chiefs, acompan-
led by their squaws and children.
Colonel Roosevelt's visit had been
looked forward to with glee by those
people OF the frontier. for they con-
slider him one OF themselves. and many
OF them are personally acquainted with
him, while all OF them admire him.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-10-20

her eyes. A spot OF red dotted, for .
passing second. the white Of her
cheeks
Il am Virginia" said the girl
simply. Let me introduce my
mother and my sister. Louire."
The two women came forward.
Louise was young maid in looks
and actions the double Of the fair
Virginia. She had the same grace
full carriage; the same rich voice.
Oscar is tease" contributed tho
matron especially stranger
never knows how to take him" Her
laughing eyes peered out at Hampton
and a rogiish twinkle told OF a
kindred love for humor
But" ventured Hampton. III AZ
eAse. Il am sure there has been =
mistake I"
"oh. we all understand" laughed
Virginia we all know Uncle os-
car"
Out
Positively no explanations They
are not needed"
Il only wish you understood half
whispered Hampton. gazing wis,ful'y
AZ tho girl She had made great
impression on the youth from the
city. With q social footing in New
York second 20 none. and an income
that had allowed him 10 travel ex.
tensively. he had imagined that tho
gentler ser had pslled upon him.
Hence this early-spring nitting to
Lukesdaie He was cloyed with 50
ciety-and women
This girl was revelation Conf.
dent OF poise. cool. wholly ~ ease.
under what must be 10 her. TO sty
the least singular circumstances. sho
was. vithal prettily natural and sim.
pie
Probably Mr. Hampton wishes 20
battle his hands nfter his long ride
on that hateful accommodation
Il was the elderly woman Who
spoke. show him 10 his room. VI
Sinia lie can Join ne AZ his cor
venicnce"
With resigned sigh Hampton
followed the maid Some ore had
been expected by these good people
In = short time the proper CUES,
would arrive. and then well. Hamp-
ton. impostor. would be kicked out
This would end his acquaintance with
this rare maid
Timidly. Hampton again entered
the parlor
A wheeEy voice greeted him. How
dye DO. Hampton Feeling re-
freshed'"
The young New Yorker giAred n,
the returned Joker Uncle Oscar
shifted about unoasily under the pro
longed and eloquent stare
'Um-m-m." ventured Uncle Oscar.
Il guess III have 60 speak with
Hampton alone for moment
Cnceremoniously he dragged tho
youth into the library
It's all right" no interrupted.
rising pudgy hand 10 the Young
mans wrathy vocifera,ions It's all
right Hampton Don't got excited.
met your aunt on my trip 10 the
city-personally acquainted with her.
YOU know. She Was called away sud.
denly 10 the bedside OF a sick friend.
and she asked mo 10 ind you and
bring you hero to my sisters home.
where she had made Arrangements
'or you 10 stay until her return.
Satisfied"
surely" beamed the youth.
More than sRtined like"
Yes. I see you do" said the old
nan Virginia likes you. too SEQ
low she flushed when you came back
CHI Well. good luck 10 you. Hamp-
on. As for me, I'm going home"
rhe old man disappeared down the
hall leading TO tho street door
Hampton hurried back 10 the parlor
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-10-20

fairly good in the PyreneesOrientales.
mediocre in the Herault and the Gard.
and Insignificant in the Aude. The
maritime climate Of Bordeaux has not
protected the district Vine diseases
have ragged there. and only half an
average vintage is expected"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-10-20
BEST DRESSED MEN

fury armor in the various museums.
You will find 1t impossible"
Anxiety was expressed by exhibit.
ors about the garment workers strike.
Pessimistic ones said that II the strike
was not settled soon Mrs. Knicker
booker would have to look to Philadel-
phia, st. Louis and Chicago for her
new fall suits.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-10-20

Weren't We engaged last summcr'i
inquired the girl
Your face Is familiar" talterod 70
man
Well. ri forgive YOU ior not rccog
MIXING me Ny hair and figure are
new
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-10-20
TRIES TO ADOPT BABY WHALE

The whalette had gone to the depths.
With tears in his eyes, sobs in his
throat and the milk in the can, Captain
Pentland was obliged to pilot the Lady
Mine on her way.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-10-20

The man who told me / know moth
ing about religion. because know
nothing about Greek. knew nothing
about me because he knew nothing
about Dutch.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-10-20
FlTeDIaCs ManteIS
A Busy LIE.

Sub Editor-A dispatch from ~
penltontiary says the convicts have
struck and rrfuso 70 work unless uey
can have pie twice a day
Great Editor (busIlyl Counsel md.
Grafton and arbltrauon.-No lort
Weekly.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-10-20
Usually a Low Character.

And what is the object OF the
Doodle inyestigation?"
I'VE are trying to dig down to the
man higher up"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1910-10-20

Ia,oZoy n ooeNqIfsy o. . N1xlaS
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1910-11-26
HIS MAJESTY

HIS MAJESTY.
I'M king OF the road ! gather
My toll on the worlds highways
They pave the street for my royal feet
4 And the man la the wagon paws.
With my sturdy heels laugh at wheels.
4 hurry at no mans Will
For the rich who ride my meals provide.
They must feed the king TO his nm
I'm king Of the road, Before me
My way lies over the land
With wild rose train from meadow and
lane
And the hail OF a song bird band
Ihsy are slaves who team by wagon or
steam.
The footman carries the crown
What cares the tramp whose supper and
camp
Are waiting In every town?
I'm King OF the road all summer.
In winter / still so free
Let the snow blast come, In a nook TN
chum
With a gypsy crew like me
i u ask no snares with home proud heirs
They're the scorn or my soul while /
Can tread the floors OF the great outdoors
And nobody ask me why.
Theron Brown.
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TRAINS ARRIVE RICHMOND

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due. Have you paid itf IL not. why
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OUR CALENDARS FOR 1911.

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