The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-12-08

THE WASHINGT
or more pleasing to the youngsters than
the output of Nuremberg. But every
thing indicates that this is to be
record breaking Christmas for the chill
dren Of America God bless 'em-every
one.
The difference between the street car
trouble in Cleveland and other large
cities is that Cleveland is kicking about
inadequate service at a Scent fare,
and other places kick about inadequate
service at any old fare. =
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In spite OF the fact that the Presi-
dents message contained nearly 10000
words. there were a lot Of people as much
interested in what it did not say as in
what 1t did.
Well. the magazines show that there
is one place where Dr., Cook is still
welcome.
A Partisan actor fought a duel with a
Partisan dramatic critic and the news
paper man got a sword through his right
lung. thus proving that the actor was
right and the critic wtong.
Whether Champ Clark said it or not,
the fact remains that ne didn't drive
those mules down the Avenue.
Madero may have been. as he says.
elected President of Mexico. but he has
been SO busy hiding since then that he
has no time to preside.
With the chefs of Vassar College on
strike, the young lady students haven't
any idea how in the world they are GO
ing to get dinner
Swift & Co. announce that in
January they viii vote an increase of
fifteen millions in their capital stock
This shows that the ultimate consumer
is still in the ring.
They named newly discovered stone
after Mr.. Morgan. They may have
thought Mr.. Rockefellers name too sig
nificant.
Although the government has not yet
issued those smaller-sized bank notes
the money looks smaller than usual
around Christmas time.
It is not simply in terms OF affection
that they sometimes call Congress dear
President Taft seems to be emulatinG
the example of President Diaz, and of,
fering the olive branch TO the insurgents
With the heads OF the bathtub trust
indicted. it looks as if there might be a
general cleaning up.
Would ii not be nice for Mr.. Taft II a
President could only get an EXPRESS
dents space rates?
An Italian count has renowned hi;
titles and sworn allegiance to the United
States. What's the name OF the heiress.
!
We thought that Gov Marshall, OF
Indiana. had few or no enemies. vet
some one has started a report that h,
smokes cigarettes.
There is danger that the President:
message may be regarded as too pro
| gressive by the regulars and too regular
/ By the progressives
Oscar Hammerstein is going to present
operas in London Life must seem dull
to him without the excitement of con
tending with the artistic temperament.
|
A few more Jail sentences will make
perjury unpopular with overjealou:
| young bridegrooms.
II might be better if more Of US would
stick to our waterways
!
The Germans now have a rife de-
signed 10 ignite airships. Now they car
see the fire fly.
Would not the railroad presidents wht
are now predicting hard times become
trifle more optimistic if the freight rate
were slightly increased?
1t has now been proved that dogs ma,
live without hearts. Those that bari
so much o. nights must be of the heart
less variety.
\ Paris aviator recently fell 81
feet without serious injury. Few peopl
could survive snch a come down.
We agree with the President that CON
missions may aid the members of Cor
gress more than some of their omission
have done.
ALITTLE NONSENSE.
a SAD JOLT.
Dad doesn't grudge a single dime
That goes for toys.
He saws that Christmas is the time
For girls and boys
II is q pleasure, he asserts,
To buy mas furs:
But there is one expense that hurts,