La Junta tribune., 1910-02-12
PHILOSOPHER expLAnAr,on,zes


No policemen
No jail
No lawyers.
No trouble.
Cheraw hasn', more things than La
Junta has.
A former article in your paper was
headed: The Chersw Philosopher on
Deck Again Owing to rough weather
it has been necessary since then fire.
qusntly to carry him below All go
ing out and nothing coming in Is the
main difficulty. and still the grocer
and the tailor say. Cough up"
Speaking OF nautical happenings. on
Sunday afternoon. February 9Th. Fred
Wadleigh and Mabel Lsnocker char
tered a cabin in the ship of Fate.
and embarked upon the sea of mat
rimony They were piloted out into
deep water by r. s Fairehild. who
never having dared risk his life fur
ther In such a venture, returned
We have seen many put to sea
hopefully and return with disappoint.
meut Let all remember that though
the morn of life be fair and serene.
squalls are quite sure to arise
Thank goodness that the comet
vent on about its business. and with
out displaying a danger signal. The
fears of swish OF that comets tail
made your Uncle Josh just about com
atose. We read that during this pc
riod goodly number ascended TO the
house-top waiting the coming OF the
Lord One can't help smiling when
he thinks of enthusiasts trying from
their exalted position to flag omni-
potence.
On Wednesday afternoon and even
ing. February 10th at the First
Church Of Cheraw. We are TO be fav-
ored with lectures by leading educa-
tors OF the state. An are invited
DR.. A. c. Hanger has concluded to
scratch the Colorado sand from his
eyes. shake its adobe from his feet
aud return TO his first love, Missouri.
He will live In that singular state
near the Mrs. Sippi. We predict that
the las, state OF that man will be
worse than the first
DR. G. b. Edwards. OF Clearfield.
Penna. has taken up the practice OF
medicine In our city. having his
Office a. the Hanson Building. on
Wall street. II, comes TO us well
recommended both by his work at
Cicsrneld and a: La Junta. Al the
latter place he has al various times.
taken the extensive practice OF his
brother, DR.. f. Gard Edwards. and
sustained II with credit To both.
,speskinE psr.ntheiicaliy. as all bow
legged men must speak. have We not
here an argument that Chersw is
as good a town as La JuntaJ He
is still somewhat laid up by overwork
In buichering the Spaniards In the
PHILIPPINES. but he promises us Amer
leans that he will not be so arduous
In his activities here. Amen
The Cheraw Chamber Of Commerce
is doing noble work and is arousins
much enthusiasm Numerous add.
tions have been had In the member
ship For a time II was thought la
dies might be induced TO Join, but
vie anthsuffraget;e hurled al them
the epithet. chambermaid-an then
IL was all OFF.
The president OF the la Junta In.
dustrial Association Was very kind
TO extend through thes. columns an
invitation to the Cheraw Philosopher
TO be present at the Last Supper OF
the Association. this. that he might
eat or swallow or expianationine away
a certain inference drawn from a pre-
yious reference to that body. The
huuutu uTop III hu' piiN' VI 'Abr
which might cause them to drop into
irresponsible hands. and fear for his
own personal safety. detained him in
spite o, the assuranc. OF the pr.si-
dent that there was honor among
thieves
Who knows what Judas lurked at
the board' Or the inhabitants OF that
desert. Ike those OF Arabia, might
according TO their cod. OF honor pro-
,cct the gues, In the home and then
when he has departed Sc, upon him.
eliminate his personal effects and ex'
terminate his personality. A man
from this beautiful stretch OF country.
with Its hucs OF varying richness. and
which spans lik. a rainbow OF hope
those arid wastes. secret.s saluzblcs
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