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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14
CAUSE or HIGH PRICES.


They are attributing the present
bigb urfcecs 20 the tariff prosperity, eN
fravasance the plenufulness OF gold
ths trusts and dozen other causes
No two commentators on the sunJect
agree we'd like 20 PROFOUND another
one why, during the past threS
,,ontbs have the Middle West and
no pacific coast reported good busi-
ness while the East has been woeful-
Ia sluggish? Fully "a score OF manu-
fscturers and as many prominent re-
toilers with whom we have spoken
have been asking the same question
and not one has had a satisfactory
answer Yet there's a reason, surely
who knows what 10 Tsp
We don't,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

chief Engineer Davis or the rcclama-
ton service says that within week
Secretary Balinger told him he
thought that the salaues paid em-
ployes OF the service were too high
and he proposed to cut them. And
this Mr. Davis thought, the most un-
kindest cut Of ALL
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

Germs %. 100000 of them-of n mani
fold variety. were found on a one
dollar bin microscoplcaliy examined al
the request Of Representative Wiley
Of New Jersey. The bill must have
been made IN Germany.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

n some Of those sporting pages IN
the House and Senate could be placed
In the Congressional Record it might
make lt more attractive.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14
NEW NEWS OF YESTERDAY
GENERAL IONGSTREETs FONDEsT MEMORIES OF THE WAR
BY j. Il. Edwards.

This
the pas
collected Of
who
hOita I'M
articles
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

The United states court Of appeals
has decided that sympathetic strikes
are unlawful They are also foolish
and rarely successful
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14
JUST FOR FUN
An Interesting Research.

IN InIcrCstlng EC-CarCN-
yes. he's busiy preparing for his
next summers line OF scientific invGs-
tigatlon."
What line is that2"
WHY ne wants TO find out if mo-
squitoes take kindly 10 veeetarians."
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

Under the Payne tariff the duty on
diamonds and cotton shirts IS the
same. And very often they are worn
together
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

a game rooster Ia S. Louis at
tackled an old lady and nearly killed
her. lie would not dare 10 attack an
English sunragette
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

Mr. Patten must remember that eK-
change is no robbery. not even Man
chester Exchange.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

HAS the forester barked up the
wrong treo?" asks the Boston Trans
cript. Yes, il was a dogwood.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

In the Alaska coal fields Mr.. Cum
ningham seemed to think he was mon
arch OF an he surveyed
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

hard coal case instead Of a soft one
as might have been expected.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

Cunningham says that Claws caught
him in "a trap. Perhaps he thought
him legitimate game.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

Because the tortoise won the race II
doesn't follow that the slow ones al
ways win
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

The hook worm is feeling the in
nuence Of the weather and is getting
boz its work
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

n Little Rhody takes in the Grand
Trunk she may have an elephant on
her hands
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

How seldom rs the truth. the whole
truth and nothing but the truth tod
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

October 20 President Diaz could see
what they were doing"
such are the "Mormons" who IN Utah
are accused ~ ignorance, and every
imaginable evil They are successful
colonists, devoted 70 education. loyal
20 the flag under which they live and
well thought " by unprejudized people
ful missionaries because earnest and
sincere. and the blessings ~ Provi-
dence follow them wherever they 60.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

The Cunningham claims inquiry is
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

AthfAiihA lew
$50 YOU believe ln marrying for
love-" asked the innocent maid
Yes, to "a certain extent replied
the fair widow. but marrying for love
without side issue Of bread and but
ter is like slipping the froth from a
glass Of soda ater'-ChiCago News.
did you get in without your wife
hearing you last night?" mo. and I
didn't get ln without hearing her.
either 81 Houston Post
Pa-But young man, DO you think
you can make my little girl happy
Suitor-Do H. Say, J wish you could
"a seen her when I proposed!-Cleye-
land Leader
81 was talking with a man yesterday
who has lived for q years In board
inghousc."
Terrible Terrible. Did ne never
make an effort 90 escape
mo, his wife runs it"-Rirmlngham
Age Herald.
Dcaler-No. young man we can't sen
you any cigarettes
Youth-But I'm %.
Doaler-P Perhaps You'N have 20
bring your mother here 10 prove IL.
Youth tduhiously)-Im afraid that's
no use Mother owns up % being only
% horself'-Cleveland Plain Dealer
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

The University ~ Chicago regards a
John u. as much higher degree than
a ph. ID.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

II IS said that Rostand's "Chanticler"
has made great nest egg for him
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

It is "a great time Of trial for the
corporations.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

There is no hrmer advocate Of the
back 10 the soil than the hobo
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

Patton came near being made a Man
chester martyr
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

What a leader for "walk-out"
Weston would makei
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

a school boy loves to live, but how
he hates Co learn.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

Quite as often forcwarned is 10 bo
fore doomed as TO be foroarmed.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

No ono ever saw a muck-raker rak-
Ing the lawn.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-03-14

OUR DRUG STORE Is AT
il2-114 SOUTH MAIN ST
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02

Lena feeds me plenty of pigeon soup
and onion cake.
While IN town l slipped into your
editors Office and put in my order for
the ink kegs that belonged to me as
per contract. They had few samples
standing behind the press that looked
as IT they were lined with tar paper,
but the head printer SAID that they
are born that way, aud that white ink
kegs are as scarce as white elephants
l concluded then and there not to run
any chances on waiting for white ones
so put in my word for sixteen of the
blacklist they can save up to next
September. | wouldn't risk the pro-
position, but I'm great believer IN
advertising because l was born on AID
street in Wisconsin. You see they
say that printers ink is the most won
derful. dope between the Gulf of Mex
leo and Mars, and that if it were not
for said ink the world would soon dry
up. Well, sir, says l to myself. if
printers ink is such big thing for
the world why shouldn't it be a big
thing for sour kraut?
There's no use trying to calculate
one way or the other cause you can
figure on it as dead certainty that
The Records ink kegs are contracted
for, inspected, ordered and waiting
for next years cabbage. Every man,
woman and child who reads this paper
will be invited to surprise kraut
party Oct. IS, 1910 unless the world
and sour kraut are SO different that
printers ink can't span the chasm.
But | will let you know in time. To
be sure you won't miss out order the
paper today, and dan't forget to look
for my weather predictions next
week.
Following are two questions that I
have been asked to answer:
A sportsman in Reaville wants to
know how to keep his dogs from hav-
ing fleas. Dip the pup in coal tar and
rub his heels with borax. This isn't
the best way, however. The reason
dog has feas is because the feas are
in love with his hair. Cut them off
and the feas will fee dog-gunned
quick.
A young man at Sergeantsville says
that he often goes to dinner parties
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
HUNTERDON
COUNTY
FARMER

The Hunterdon County Farmer
needed some baking powder in the
kitchen and some axle grease in the
stable, and his wife needed some rat
poison in the garnet and some white
wash in the cellar, so there was moth
ing else to do Saturday but hitch up
and go to town.
Well. sir, we got there all right, but
gosh! it was drive. On the road to
Lambertville we passed about fifty
other people who were going some
where, too, and what those people did
was enough to make fence picket
nervous. I can't say what attraction
Lena and 1 had about us, but 1 have
been blaming my calico tie ever since
and would have fed it to the turkeys
if some other idea had not struck my
mind. TO tell the truth, those peo-
pie just as if we were two radishes
dancing the Liberty Bell March, and
you know they must have been anx-
ious about something. But I got
wise which 1 struck town and COM
menced to look unconcerned, and
then everything was over. You see
those people have been reading about
me in The Record and are anxious to
sight me. If this were not free
country 1 could crawl into some mole
hill and come out only at meal times
to keep the people from glancing at
my whiskers, but thank my lucky
stars and several other planets that
my grandfather ship sailed in this
direction that windy March.
will bet you a jar of apple butter
against three bushels of turnip seed
that eleven of those people that eyed
me Saturday are dead sure certain
that they can call the Hunterdon
County Farmer by his nick name. If
Ben, you all know him, hadn't been
q half mile in the back of me and was
eyed at the same way, would begin
to feel myself tremble, but so far am
breathing easy, The doctor thinks it
will be all over in week or two if
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02

By virtue OF writ of FL Fa to me directed,
issued out Of the Court OF Chancery of New
Jersey, will expose to sale at public vendue
to the highest bidder, on
MONDAY, THE NINETEENTH DAY OF
SEPTEMBER,
in the year Of our Lord one thousand nine
hundred and ten, between the hours of
wit, at two O'Clock, at the Court House in
Pennington, Hunterdon County, New Jersey,
all that certain lot tract and parcel of land
scribed, situate, lying and being in the town.
ship OF West Amweil, In the county. of Hun
terdon and state of New Jersey, beginning at
a black oak tree, corner of land Of Azariah
Phillips, in Henry Steyenson's line; thence ()
with Steyensons and John Sebold's line, south
seventy:tive and one-half degrees west, sixty
in John Roses line; thence t2) south forty
eight degrees and forty minutes east, forty
III s ns and tSe e
well and Hopewell, in Aaron Lanning's line;
thence (sl with said township line, north
John Smiths land; thence az with said
Smiths land north nine and three-fonrths de-
to a stone, corner to said Smiths land en- the
north side OF the gatepost: thence (5) south
eighty one and one half degrees east. nine
for corner to the same: thence (6) north six
ty two and three-fourths degrees east, six
chains to corner Azariah Phillips line in
the valley and western margin of small
stream Of water, formerly Lynn tree; thence
"a with said Phillips line north, nine degrees
and forty minutes west, thirty chains and six
teen links to the place Of beginning, and CON
tanning within said bounds 176 7l-100 acres Of
land. NEVERTHELESS, saving and reserving and
acre of the same, sold by Richard Burroughs
to Aaron v. D. Lanning, being the same tract
OF land conveyed to the said Charles Moore
by Richard Burroughs and wife by deed duly
executed and bearing date August 18th, A. D.
1868.
ais, and taken in execution at the suit of Levy
Ellis Building Co., and to be sold by
GEORGE F. GREEN,
Sheriff.
Dated August 10, 1910 (pr's fee, @19.75.l
S-16-4t
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02

where they serve mashed potatoes,
and because be doesn't like his pota-
toes mashed, he wants to know what
to do on such occasions. Answer:
Stand the plate on the floor and let
the cat eat 'em. She won t be as par
ticular as you are.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
ANNOUNCEMENT

To the Republican voters of Hunterdon Co.
/ herewith announce that at the Primary Ell
ection held in September l will be candi-
date for the nomination of Freebooter on the
Republican Ticket and will appreciate your
support. Respectfully,
EDISON r. WATERS,
Lebanon Twp. Glen Gardner, N j.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02

1t stands as time flies that furnish an example to
the youth and encourage them at all times in the future
to be ready when country calls.
1t stands the Volunteer Army of the Republic who
saved the nation There great be
slowed upon it.
1t stands prominently for purity in public affairs has
rivals but stands in a class by itself.
1t stands for fraternity, charity and loyalty.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
Genius.

'Tve been cumming with genius
lately in the hope of hearing some bril-.
liant conversation"
And has he emitted any epigrams?"
NAV. He's always wanting to eat"
-Pittsburg Post.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
A Loftier Idea.

Friend-SO your latest novel is real
romantic, eh? l suppose the heroine
runs away with her fathers coach
man?
Author-No; that's chestnut This
heroine flies away with her fathers
aviator.-ChicagO News.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
Not So Much,

A woman has dress with train,
An opera gown cut rather low,
A riding skirt that's long and plain,
A bathing suit which is show.
You think she has a lot of clothes,
But when you come to mediate
And count the stuff that in them goes
The average IS not 50 great.
-YonkerS Statesman.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
Sure.

"Out to Luncheon-Back In Five Min
utes," read the sign on the door,
Are you sure he will get back that
soon?" asked the anxious caller
"Yes'm," said the wise Office boy
HE amt got the price of a ten minute
lunch in his clothes. KANSAS City
Journal.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
As He Understood 1t.

Teacher-Tommy, what do you think
is meant by the phrase ''by word of
mouth?''
Tommy-A byword of mouth is
swearin'. ma 'am.-Chicago Tribune.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
Romance.

at seems she did something rather
odd-wed her first love or some such
silly thing"
mo. 1t was far more remarkable
loved her first welded. Smart Set.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
Part Of tho Credit.

ut was Satan,' said a mother to one
of her children, "who put it into your
head to pull Elsie's hair"
Perhaps was" replied the little
girl. sbut kicA 'qg her shins was my
own ideu.i'-Yosths C0mpaaion.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
A CoIIeoe Limerick.

There was an old lady named Fitch,
Who heard loud snoring. at which
She took off her hat
And found that rat
Had fallen asleep at the switch.
Princeton Tiger.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
Twas Ever Thus.

A fortunes being offered now
For high up flights DER wood and plain
But, darn the luck, it's just our luck
We haven't got an aeroplane.
Houston Post.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
Papa's Puzzle.

I've studied lots and lots OF yachts
From pin rail to the anchor.
But l can't see why the baby jib'
Is nowhere near the SPEAKER"
Cleveland Leader
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
Still = cns..ca

"Have you ever loved ana .c5t?~
asked the sweet young thing
mot yet" replied the man who had
been divorced three times.-Chicago
Record Herald
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
A Passing Parody.

He drove golf ball through the air.
1t fell to earth, he knew not where
Until he heard the luckless yell
OF him upon whose head it fell.
Washington Star.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
Cut Low In the Mack.

Waiter-Did. you order beef a la
mode, sir?
Diner Gmpatiently)-I did What's
the matter? Waiting for the styles to
change?-Boston Transcript.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
Shan,s.

We ought to be ashamed t. whine
When little troubles fret,
When SO much that is good and inns
We almost daily get.
Detroit Free Press
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
A Bows Idea Of Paradise.

Ehen 80 up to heaven
IA join the angel bands,
Gee, hope at no one there
Ii say. Go wash those hands,"
-Lippincott'S.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
His DAY OF.

Wen trouble come ter see him
He dropped de honeycomb
an hollered fun de chimbly top:
'sso way! l amt at homer
Atlanta Constitution.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
And Many There BE

I'D die for your the lover cried,
While lines Of grief played, round his
brow.
"You needn't mind" the girl replied.
II know too many dead ones now
New York Times.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
Corrected.

Corrected.
Little Marian, reprOvingly, upon
overhearing a discussion on the SUBJ
ject of guinea fowl:
Mother, you don't like to hear people
use slang. l should think you'd call
them italian hens - Philadelphia
Ledger.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
"If Wi.he. Were Horses

"lf Wishes Were Horses"
81 wish l were an ostrich" said
Hicks angrily as he tried to eat one of
his wife's biscuits, but couldn't.
81 wish you were, too" returned
Mrs. Hicks. II would get few feath-
ers for my at.'-Musical Courier
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
It Happens Easily.

It Happens Easily.
"That horrid catr
''What's the matter. girl?"
ooh, the cat went to sleep on my
Jew hat. and | wore her downtown
4As back. "--Washington Herald.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
Those Who Borrow.

Some men, we know, have taking ways
But, oh, alas, alack,
There are but few we know of who
Have ways of bringing back!
Catholic Standard and Times
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
II Weekly Echo.


1.-The burden should be distributed when working
man killed injured in his employment He should
receive compensation for the injury and, if killed. his
family shonld receive compensation. 1t should be the
duty of the to that he is paid He should
not be left to bring lawsuit"
Honesty is not party matter The first to at
tack scoundre of party should be the honest of
that party. Theodore Roosevelt.
Still another candidate for Assessor in the Third war
Regan.
Moon for School Trustee.
Well guess those three candidates, John, Heath and
Moon making few sit up and take notice.
Some changes in Council seem imminent
Moon, Moon, give him to US again
Tried and never found wantng-Kachline and Crimson.
A legion of candidates and every of the highest
order.
Another Republican on the school board-sure.
What the Grand .Arnay Stands For.
BY VIM. H. Moon. Member Board of Education
Grand Army of the Republic stands for the LOTT
patriotism under its banner of love and friend
ship. 1t honor to the American soldier aud to civil
zation,
1t stands for the whose devotion to country pre-
served and to children government of the peo
ple by the people and for the people
It stands organized perpetuation of the convic
tons of patriotism that won in the great struggle.
It stands preserve and strengthen those kind and
fraterna feelings which bind together the soldier sailor
and and to perpetuate the and history of
the dead
It stands highest ideals of good citizenship 1t
1t places paramount value fidelity to country
1t stands for organization that has for it's object
the Welt
ani-vvittooc a sdccessot.
1t stands as army without weapons and without
rank organized to win victories of greater
than those upon the battlefield.
1t stands for country and flag is aested by
unsesh patriotism valor and herosm from 1861 49,
1t stands to maintain that comradeship strongly
cemented on the tented feld-le4t We forget
It stands for the schoohouse, the church and the
home 1t teaches the boys and girls the love of country
and it's flag aud emulate the virtues of it's heroes living
and dead.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02

Invidious Distinctions.

Though they tell me can't have vote"
She said, Its amusing to note
They let in the game
One who can't write his name
And the fool who goes rocking the boat"
Pick
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02

Three per cent interest paid on Certificates
of Deposit and in Savings Department.
Safe deposit boxes for rent in new yanlt
from three dollars up. Wills receipted for
and kept free of charge.
No charges made for collecting incomes
and making investments.
CAL YIN SOLLIDAY Y, President.
JOHN @. HOLCOMBE, Vice president
FRANK A. PHILLIPS Cashier.
W. s. HULSHIZER, Asst. Cashter
WILLIAM L. WILSON, Teller.
DIRECTORS.
Calvin SOlIiday, Frank A. Pbil,;ns
Samuel A. Burns, Geo L. Romina
j. s. StuddifOrd, John q. HnIcor,h
George w. Massey, Wilmof OninLv
Isaiah p. Smith. j. w. CrSoL
William Lauer
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-02
SHERIFF'S SALE

By virtue Of writ of Fl. Fa to me directed,
issued out of the Court of Chancery of New
Jersey. will expose to sale at public vendue
to the highest bidder, on