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Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

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VALVES.
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Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

Flat to Lets-Ftve rooms, all on same
floor; city water and severed;
suitable for small family. G. D..
Runyon, 173 High street.
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WANTED.

Wanted-Small furnished house in
country, from middle of July to
Sept. LIST. State price. Address, j.
w. Preston, $50 Dean St., Brooklyn,
N 1923 TO It.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

To Let-Four and ave room fiat on
Davidson avenue. Inquire Philip
Levine, 88 Smith street.
1oocc q oQf
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Fiat to Let-Three rooms on second
hoor, At New Brunswick venue
Enquire at 415 New Brunswick ave-
nue.. 4-27-tf
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To Let-Flat, all improvements. cor
ner Market and South First streets.
Inquire M. Shumsky, 812 State st.
12S32-6-27-tf
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13173-7-11-tf

Beautiful, Large, Airy Rooms, block
from city hall, overlooking bay.
2bS Water street, corner Market
street. 12969-6-80-1mo.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

Flat to Let-All modern improve
ments. 81 Madison avenue
1~0211-a-2a-tf
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ONE CENT WORD
Ten Words or less en- Cents
ROOMS TO LET.

For Rent-Clean, newly papered
and painted fiat of five rooms at
400 Washington street, IS pc
month. Inquire Boynton Bros. &
Co. 18121-7-S-6t
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HOUSES TO LET.

seven Room House, 118 Madison
avenue, improvements, rent $22
per month. Inquire Robbins lumber
yard or ITO High street.
672-9-21-
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REAL ESTATE FOR A

For Sale Cheap-Fifteen houses, in
Guiding dwellings and tenements,
viii pay IL to 20 per cent. on your
cash Investment. ]. Sorenson, 492
Amboy avenue, Perth Amboy, N. j.
12874-6-28-1mo.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

Fishbons Arrows.
The serrated spine Of the rayfsh il
used by the Indians of the Amazon to
lrm their arrows.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

OPeh .....I.N q m CIose -. 100 D. M
Money Order department opens T:so q
Registry Department opens I q IA.
closes 500 D. ~.
CarJders' window open evenings FROM
Q 10 Z p. M. Sundays 8 TO 10 O. ri.
Stamp window opens Z G. nn.1 caoass ak
1850 y. M, daily. Sundays. cp@na 3 q nj
MsQ q. m.
Public corridor open until Q ,. "a.
GEORGE H TICA
FoszznasE@z
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

store to Let-No. 174a New Bruns-
+. WICK avenue, next to the Nielsen
pulldlng, reasonable rent. N. Adolf
Nielsen, 176 New Brunswick aveni g.
13123-7-8-3t
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$7o0 VIII Buy five-room house, sew
er and city water, nea Washing
ton street and East avenue. Rent
$l20. Comegys Bros, 95 Smith st.
13174-7-11-13
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Money to Loan on bond and mort
gage. Fraser Bros, 96 Smith st.
6~020-10-16-tf
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TO Let-Two lovely furnished rooms
suitable for light housekeeping,
party must be clean; also one room
suitable for gentleman. Call 90
Jefferson street.
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Business Directory.
CARPET OLHANrNG.

CARPET CLRANngG.
]. @. Conovex, 27s etase st.
Carpet Cleaning and Epho1aterfngs
Carpets made and laid. We aim TO give
satisfaction.
Gaxdall Bxothers. ia High 81.
cazttzg, Trucking and Piano azoyzag.
Orders by Phone or Mail promptly
attended to. Tel 1eS-J.
aTORAGH WAEEHoUHB
kkorage WRrahouaa--Bsss Facilities.
clean, airy, locked Teossas Ter faxaEkars
and pianos, $aoo up. Albert Leon, Ia
Smith street, gaaaa-sz
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

MONEY TO LOAN.
MONEY TO LOAN ON BOND AND
MORTGAGE, 8 AND PER CENT.
PIERCE & son, 93 SMITH STREET
1~3O97-7-7-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

For Sale-One rubber tired road
wagon and top buggy. Lafayette
Lane, Metuohen, N. j., Mrs. Roberts.
~J20QE-7.7-k}
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TOTTENvILLE.

Mr.. and Mrs. John Stout, of
Woodbridge. are the guests of Mr..
and Mrs. B. d. Brown, of Main
street.
William Corson and lido Pike
took a trolley ride In New Jersey
yesterday.
Miss Evelyn s. Hoehn is visiting
her grandparents at ShessSSshead Bay.
I. 49,
@o.p Brown Is Ill at her
home In Main street.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Rutherford
and SOL are at Caldwell for a few
lays.
Mrs. w. P. Chase and children
have gone to Duchess County.
Mr., and Mrs. Henry Otterson have
returned from Glenns Falls, N. Y.
A meeting of the Parish Guild OF
St. Stephens Episcopal church will
be held at Mrs. A. M. Sprague's, In
Butler avenue, tomorrow afternoon
Mrs. George T. Scull Is visiting
her parents, DR.. and Mrs. Davit
Coleman.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11
FOR SALE.

For Sale-Black pony, rubber-tired
runabout, harness, etc. Inquire
evenings, 275 Market street.
1a1R2-7-1 1-Gt
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

For Sale-Davenport bed and large
rug, irst-class order. Mrs. Brede,
462 Penn street, near Washington.
121R4-7-1 1-2t
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Subscribe for the NEWS.
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FURNISHED ROOMS TO LET.

Furnished Rooms to let, with or
without board, quick lunch room.
r. Rosenvinge, 219 Smith street.
1~9089-7-7-4t
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BoARDERs WANTED.

Rains Derby House, Highlands, N.
~ IS to 50 per week. Mrs. NJ. r..
Goldan, Prop, P. o. Box 1872.
1194T-6-1-2mo.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

just Received a stock of choice
spring chickens, also fresh eggs,
G. G. Hopla, "a Smith street. Tel.
134-L. 13143-7-9-3t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

into those white leghorns Of
yours. Get a beauty fve-point comb
cockerel from good laying strain
from us. Now is your time. Middle.
sex Poultry Farm, Woodbridge, N,
j.. Box $40. 13147-7-9-tf'
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

Read the NEWS every DAY.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

Lawn Vases-Decorate your lawn BY
getting a lawn vase from the
Perth Amboy Cement Stone Co.,
Sayre Ave. Tel. 442 or 109L.
1901 7-b tt
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

100 One-Year-Old single comb Blan-
chard Lakewood leghorn hens
$l.60 each, as many or as few. Mid
dlesex Poultry Farm, Woodbridge,
N. J. Box $40. 18149-7-9-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

For sale-At Fords, a new six-room
house with large plot, or small
farm; city water, stone roads. Easy
terms Enquire A. H. Durham, 1858
Elm street, city. 13172-7-11-1t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

For Sale-Pavement sore horses
suitable for country use; these
horses come from the largest firms
In New York and are sent here to
sell. Wiegel, 2348 Prospect avenue,
near 185th. St., near Bronx Park,
New York. Telephone call, 112 Tre-
mont. J2617-6-18-1mo.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

Gas Sale-Gas engine, 10 horsepow-
er, Al condition. Will sell at a
bargain. Apply Evening News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

For Sale-Mahogany square piano.
good tone, $40. F~irst-class organ
In good condition, SIS. Zellman
Music House. 9204-2-21tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

For Sale-Lease and fixtures for
restaurant; best location. e. T.
Hendrickson. Apply G. M. Wood.
12001-7L7110f
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

INHIhUVIIUN.
$40 will pay for instruction in Eng
lish branches and Pennmanshlp
from July IL 10 Sept 5. Trainers
Business College. 1906 7-6 st
Men-Learn automobile business.
Wages $25 weekly; $40 while
learning. We teach by mail. Roch-
ester Auto School. $40 Rochester,
N. Y. 1S164-7-9-1t
HELP WANTED1MALE.
Wanted-Strong boy about IS years
of age and not afraid of work.
Apply Evening News. 7-8-tf
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MISCELLANEOUS.

Headquarters for Edison and Victor
machines and records; the only
place you can get a complete selec-
ito nof popular as well as operatio
records. Machines sold OF easy
terms. Zellman's Music House, l59
Smith street. 99~79-3-19-tf
FILMS DEvELOPED-Six exposure.
10ci yelox prints Brownie No. q. Be:
zAxsM, 3bxsh, 3Ax4A. 4c; 4x6, 8Axba and
postals, &c each; engagements, 8x10 In,
black and white. OF. sepia. 800.
John N. Lehrs. 23 High Street. Braid
woods. 120S3 t-s-1m.
Barn FOR Rent-150 Gordon street.
Inquire Donnell's lumber yard, 228
Jefferson street. 123~63-6-10-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

HE'LL ~WANTED-FEMALE.
Wanted-Girl for general house
work, 125 Rector street.
1Q171-7.1 1-tf
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For Saie-New, modern houses, all
improvements; best location; easy
terms, cheaper than rent. See Pratt
Brown Co, 90 Smith street.
q 1~1R24-h-12-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

Colored Woman would like to go out
by the day to do washing, ironing
and cleaning. Mrs. Anna Younge,
20 Division street. 7-8-8t
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10 Let-Offlce, front and rear par
Tor, 176 New Brunswick avenue.
Apply Wester & Greisen.
1H142-7-q-11-12
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Wanted-Woman for s%tarching. APP
ply National Laundry, 261 King
street. 13160-7-11-1t
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STORES TO LET.

store to Let-19S Hall avenue. APP
ply Massopust Bros, 694 State
street. 131S5-7-11a4t
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Wanted-Dressmaker. Apply Mrs.
Schneider, 70 Washington street.
1~2112-7-2-2t
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Young Girl wishes position at gener-
al Homework, does not speak Eng
lish. 982 Stanford street.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

Colored Woman would like washing
and ironing to take home or go
out by day. 84s Prospect street, up
STAIRS. 7-11-3t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

Wanted-Girl for general house
work, 125 Rector street.
13171-7-11-tf
Wanted-Woman for starching. APP
ply National Laundry, 261 King
street. 13169-7-11-1t
Wanted-Intelligent girl for mark
ing. Apply National Laundry, 261
King street. 18163-7-11-1t
Wanted-A reliable active house
maid. 285 Rector. street.
18150-7-9-2t
Wanted-Dressmaker. Apply Mrs.
Schneider, 70 Washington street.
18113-7-8-3t
Wanted-Saleslady in stationery
store. Apply in writing. NJ. c.,
care News. 18131-7-S-4t
Operators on all branches Of shirt
making; steady work guaranteed;
all work done in factory. Charter
Shirt Co., 80 Austin St., (near Park
hurst), Newark, N. J.
1soso-7-7-12t
Wanted-Two American girls in res
taurant as mattresses. Call today.
226 Smith street.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1910-07-11

Young Girl wishes position at. house
work, cooking, washing and iron
ing. Inquire 382 Stanford street.
7-11-3t
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-11-23
HIS LIVELIHOOD At STAKE
Certainly Candidate for Governor
Could Not Expect to Get
That Vote.

An incident In which former Gov.
Odell of New York figured rs the VIC
tim was told BY Col. James Hamilton
Lewis at recent banquet
When Gov. Odell was last running
Tor Office" said Col. Lewis. there had
been great deal OF talk about Mia
CARA falls and the electrical power
that could be conferred on all parts of
New York. One day an old negro
halted Mr.. Odell and said:
MIR. Odell. Is yo' runnin' for gov
ner. sahf'
am answered the candidate.
guess yo' want my vote, den.'
said the old colored man.
well, would like to have your
vote. Zeb. I have known you for SO
many years
We'll. fist want to ask you a
question. Mr.. Odell. befo' I give nah
vote to you. Are yo' for electric lights
In dis town
We'll, Zeb. I am for oil modern i'm.
provements. said Odell. with a slight
flourish
We'll. sab. CANT vote for you,'
said Zeb with firmness. 'Yo' done for,
get dat rs lamp lighter"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-11-23
Why the Bow cavs Thanks.

Alan had played the entire day with
little brother without an impatient
word After saying his customary
prayer that night, his mother suggest
ed that he add: Il thank God / was
not impatient with little brother to-
day" This he did with much fer
Vency; after which he remarked that
there were some other things he
would like to thank God for, and forth
with he closed his eyes and said:
Il thank God 1 offered my candy to
father before taking any myself
Il thank God ! offered my candy to
mother before taking any myself
Il thank God / offered my candy TO
little brother before taking any my
self
And / thank God there was some
left."-Lippincott's.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-11-23
AWFUL BURNING ITCH CURED
IN A DAY

I'm the middle OF the night of March
30th I woke up with burning itch In
my two hands and felt as If could
pull them apart. In the morning the
itching had gone to my chest and dur
Ing that day 1t spread all over my
body. l was red and raw from the top
of my head to the soles OF my feet and
l w's In continual agony from the
itching. l could neither lie down nor
sit up. / happened to see about Cuti-
cura Remedies, and / thought would
give them trial. took a good bath
with the Cuticura Soap and used the
Cuticura Ointment. / put It on from
my head down to my feet and then
went to bed. On the first Of April I
felt like new man. The itching was
almost gone. continued with the
Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment
and during that day the itching COM
pletely left me. Frank Gridley, 325
East Ard Street, New York City, Apr.
~, 1909" Cuticura Remedies are sold
throughout the world; Potter Drug IL
Chem. Corp, Sole Props, Boston. Mass.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-11-23
INDIAN SUMMER.

In the mellow Indian summer
Lie the meadows calm and stirl
Smiling as the peaceful plumber
When yon settle up his bill
Just about the middle distance
There's a mule devouring hay:
Doesn't seem to want assistance
30 you'd better keep away
Ear above with wing that quickens
Floats hawk OF piercing eye
while he scans the ground for chickens
That the farmer wants to fry.
In tho thicket hides the rabbit
shy as any startled fawn:
l. you have the hunting habit
You can gamble he Is on.
In the woods are reds and yellows
Blazing every way you turn,
soon. think. these farmer fellows
VIII have autumn leaves to burn.
Rare and radiant Indian summer
On the blue hills far away.
mere or there. you are a hummer.
so We wish that you would stay
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-11-23
BABY'S TENDER SKIN
Chafed, Sore and Bleeding Quickly
Cured

Mrs. J. F. Deal. Kansas City. Kans.,
writes:
i cannot speak too highly OF Res
mol. When our baby was four months
old she was SO fat that she chafed In
the creases Of her legs and body. She
was SO sore and infiamed that she
bled. and was fretting and crying al.
most constantly. Resinol Ointment
was recommended to us. We had
tried everything that could be thought
OF without success. but Resinol cured
her In a very short time. We consider
1t the best household remedy for irri.
tating skin troubles and would not be
without It We are also greatly
pleased with Resinol Soap. It is SO
delightfully."- refreshing for the bath"
Resinol Ointment. Resinol Toilet
Soap and Resinol Medicated Shaving
Stick are high grade standard prepar-
atoms. and their merit and reliability
have won them a place in millions of
homes. They are for sale at every
drug store on the American Continent
and by all leading chemists in other
countries.
Write for booklet on Care Of the
Skin and Complexion. Booklet and
sample sent free 10 anyone menti6fs
Ing this paper. Resfnol ChemicaI Co
Baltimore, I'D.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-11-23
Strenuous Maid.

The fresh drummer approached the
ola farmer who was sitting on an up
turned tub summing himself.
"Deuced pretty daughter you have"
said the drummer. boldly. Where
has she been during the past Year,"
up In a town college learning this
mere physical culture" responded the
old man.
And has 1t been OF any service to
herr"
Il should say so. stranger She has
done up six chicken thieves. tossed
four tramps out OF the yard and made
two sassy hired men run for their
lives. She also makes a speciality OF
doing up fresh drummers, so | would
advise you to move on"
And the fresh drummer moved.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-11-23
GOOD Jokes
WAR A Ia MODE.

The intrepid general was rallying
her wavering female troops.
Women" she cried. will you give
way TO mannish fears?"
A muffied murmur OF indecision ran
through the ranks.
Shall IL be said that we are clothed
IN mail armour" shrieked the gen.
eral
The murmur became a humble.
VIII you," fiercely demanded the
general. show the white feather In a
season when feathers are not being
worn?v
The effect was electrical.
"Neveri" roared the soldiery. And,
forming themselves fast into battle
array. they once more hurled them
selves upon the enemy.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-11-23
An Optlmjst.

Young Son Ito mother. who has just
been invited to join the Optimistic
Club or America)-Mamma. dear. what
Is an optimist?
Fond Mother-An optimist, my son.
Is poor woman who lives In a mil
hon-dollar mansion. keeps one hundred
servants or more, has two or three
agents who do nothing but hunt up
some new way for her to spend her
income. and can, in spite Of ali this.
look into the future with a sweet smile
and brave heart-Clarkes Book
Herald.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-11-23
Procrastlnatlon.

II heard tale the other day OF a
postponing chap. who thought he'd buy
a wheel so gay. but-'they will be
cheaper, perhaps And so he dallied
year by year, the cheapest wheel to
buy; but long before the cheapest gear,
that zap he had TO die! And so, by
putting off the day, we miss the wine
OF life; and some there are In Just
that way who thus will miss a wife!
Get busy now. you timid swain, pro-
crastinate no more, for time Is surely
on the wane, and you a bachelor |!
Some wait too long TO make a pick
of husbands or OF wife, and then
some take a broken stick and make a
mess of life.'-H. b. Benedict, in
Judge.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-11-23
Acrons the Hall

Say, Snibbs. let me use your
phone. will your"
Sure. What's the matter with
sours?"
ITS all right. want to telephone
20 my wife that I'm going to bring a
man from out Ct en- to dinner"
"Wen?"
Hes sitting in my room now and
] hate to have him watch my face
when my wife tells me what she
kk1aks of the proposition"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-11-23
Very Romantic.

CUMBERSOME romantic writer con.
tends that this is the season married
men are blessed with loving post.
scripts at the end of the letters they
receive from their wives.
Guyer-I would like to shake that
writer's hand. You should see the
loving postscripts I receive from my
wife.
Gunner-Ah! Something very ro-
mantle, Ell?
Guyer-I should say so: Feed the
cat and water the plants"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-11-23
BTlTE OF OHIO CITY OF TOLEDO.
IUrAa COTr,rrv IS.

FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he IN senior
partner OF the nrm Of +. J. CHENEY A Co doing
business In the City Of Toledo. County and State
aforesaid. and that sah nrm VIII pay the sum OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
Ease OF CATAERH that cannot be by the use OF
HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn 70 before me and subscribed in my prcsefyea
this sth day Of December. A. D.. 1885.
J az, A. w. GLEASON.
t-~t NOTARY PUBLIC
Hairs CatarTh Cure n taken internally and arts
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF tho
HsteTn. Send for testimonials. free.
Sold by all Druggists 7sc
Take Hau's Family Pills for constipation.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-11-23
One Use for Ihenn

Postmistress-Then you like those
town nieces to send you those new.
tangled souvenir postal cards made
out Of leather?
Uncle Weatherby-By heck, yes: I
amt so UGH on sentimental guards,
but when they are made out of leather
they come in handy to mend boots
with
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1910-11-23
a Correction.

Now, Caroline said the teacher OF
the infant class In a certain Sunday
school, its your turn. What does
your little card say?"
Caroline climbed on her chair and
stood looking earnestly at the teacher
while she explained: MY card is
wrong, Miss Appleton. It says, Watch
and pray and II should say. Watch
and chain. Life.
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"Kln by Marriaoe"

A caller was talking to a small Har.
lem girl who is extravagantly fond OF
her mother. She likes her father we'll
enough, but he is far from being first
in her affections. The caller. knowing
the situation. asked the child why she
didn't love her father as she did her
mother.
"Oh, you see," she explained, loftily,
'he Is only kin to us by marriage"
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cheerlna up the Guide.

Remember. Henry" said the hunt
er who had arranged with the guide,
we're not hiring you--you're simply
one OF our party"
What's on your mind?" inquired the
guide.
We'll, you see, in case anything hap
pens we don't want to be troubled
with this new employers liability
law" admitted the cautious hunter
Puck
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Waste.

Dorothy was visiting her grandpar
ents in the country for the first time
Seeing quantity of feathers scat
tered about the henyard she shook
her head in disapproval
Grandpa" she said. gravely, you
really ought to do something to keep
your chickens from wearing out So"
The Delineator.
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One Mans Knov,.s,.

"As the poet says" remarked the
garrulous barber, art is long
II guess the poet was right" "a.
Joined the victim in the chair. ANY
way, the tonsorial art seems TO be
long-winded"
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TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY

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and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't
Smart-Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Remedy. Liquid, 25c,
soc. $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in
Aseptic Tubes, Csc. 800. Eye Books
and Eye Advice Free by Mail
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
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IDEAL and peal.

"Oh. Peter, what have you been do
ing? Didn't you promise me faithful
~ that you would be a good boy7"
Yes. mother. but something alwavs
happens TO prevent me- FIiegende
Blaetter.
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Method b. tier ar.aLan.

Augusta is an awfully bright girl
isn't she?"
Yes, indeed. When she is read.
ing novel on the front porch her
mother never thinks OF asking her to
wash the dishes"
why not?"
She's sure to break so many OF
them"
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Take as much pains TO forget what
we ought not to have learned as to
retain what we ought not TO forget
Mason.
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Persevering mediocrity is much
more respectable, and unspeakably
more useful than talented incon-
sistency.-Dr Hamilton