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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-10
Diagnosis.

Timkins- Empty-headed sort of chap.
that man Brown.
Jones-Ies, and very plain looking
bounder
rimkins tafter a pausel-Did she chuck
YOU. too ?-The Sketch
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-10
Neglected His Chances.

II was born in log cabin on farm"
began the tramp, but he got no further.
And is this all you have made of
such splendid opportunities cried the
men ne hoped TO touch. you deserve
no consideration whatever"
And he angriy passed along,-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-10

What do you think of Mr.. Sporter ?"
He's SO nice To every one don't
think he can he gentleman. Lam
poon.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-10

it over. See the blurred ingermarks of
remorseless time. Note the stains sof
the hurrying years To the merry notes
of this fine old instrument the brocaded
danes of fair France may have danced
the minuet in glittering Versailles. Per
haps the vestal virgins marched to its
stirring rhythms in the feats of upper
Gala. Ha, il bears an abrasion-per-
haps Il touch of fire. Why. this may
have been the very fiddle on which Nero
played when Rome burned.
Thirty cents, said Il red nosed man
in the fsont row
Its yours" cried the auctioneer
cheerfully. What nextE'-Ceveland
Plain Dealer.
He Showed EN-.
The Builder Ito the new f0reman)-
Well. Tim, getting on all right? Where
are all the hands?
The ForemaR-Sure. I've sacked EN-
ALL to show EN- who's foreman now
Sketch.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-10
Rival Attractions.

First Child-We'ye got a new baby at
our house.
Second Child (contemptuously)- We're
got a new pa at ours.-Presbyteria
Standard
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-10
A Wealthy Dinner.

1T was neat idea
What did she dog
Had the ice cream nodded to look
like individual pork chops"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-10
Now He Thinks It's Wrong to Bet

Two old cronies went into drug store
in the down town part of New York
city, and addressing the proprietor by his
first name, one of them said:
DR.. Charley, we have made a bet of
the ice cream sodas. We will have them
now, and when the bet is decided the
loser will drop in and pay for them"
AS the two old fellows were departing
after enjoying their temperance beverage
was.
We'll, said one of them, "our friend
George bets that when the tower of the
Singer building falls it will topple over
toward the North river, and bet that it
won {, '-Eyerbody's Magazine
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-10
Measures His Man

Il can't say I've never told lie
Say the rest of it.
but never tell man bigger lie
than ! think he'll believe. Pittsburg
Post.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-10
Incredible.

What's the matter tonight?"
Trolley car accident"
Heavens! What happened?"
Il got Il seat. "-Cle3eland Leader.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-10

Ida gets every prize in our bridge
club"
THE best player, is sheT"
No. the worst adder. Life
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-06-10

Why doesn't our canary sing, papa?'
He's getting Il new coat"
why. surely that should make hin
sing well!"-Fliegende Blaetter..
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1910-05-18
RUSH ON TO SMITH VALLEY

Reports from the vicinity of
Wellington are to the effect that a
great rush of settlers is on to that
section. These settlers are taking
up all the available land in the Smith
valley. This land was long known
to be very good, but water for
irrigation was not available. Re-
Gently however artesian water was
struck and that, iii believed, solves
the irrigation problem. Last week
Charles Hines brought in a new
well, and Reading Brothers have
started boring. One night last
week. 100 strangers were in Well
ington. Mattresses were taken out
of the stores and beds were hurridly
made in barns and all available
places. -Yt6.ngton Times.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1910-05-18

Spencer Reynolds, receiver of the
Eureka County Bank, this week
commenced attachment proceedings
against the one, fourth interest of
Minnie D. Smith in the Silver Con-
nor mine on Prospect Mountain to
secure payment on her unsecured
notes held by. the bank.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1910-05-18
PAVEMENT PHILOSOPHY.

Most mems Waterloo contains no
water.
II you've money to burn, you'd best
put II into coal.
IL unhappy married couples could
have just remained engaged
Money doesn't bring happiness; II
Just brings more money.
Even the roads to success get
blocked with traffic occasionally.
Blessed are they who expect little,
and get half what they expect.
Some fellows run Of luck is always
In the opposite direction.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1910-05-18
OLD order PAssETH

Announcement of the approaching
retirement from the United States
Senate of two of its most conspicu-
Gus leaders on the Republican side
has been made within the last few
days. Senator Hale in letter to
the Republican Chairman of State,
declines to enter into a contest for
reelection. Senator Aldrich at
tributes his contemplated retirement
at the close of the present term to
i'll health. ..
But in the background. in both
cases, the astute student of politics
and politicians cannot escape seeing
Their impelling reasns for giving up
the game. The old order is passing
and none realize better than the
shreWd and seasoned politicians,
such as Senators Aldrich and Hale.
They know that their day is passed.
Both doubtless, could return to the
senate if they set their wills to the
task of reelection, for both are past
masters in the art of political
machine building and the cogs
and gears of their own machines
must give way to the powerful
blows of enlightened public demand.
They know that even if they were
to return to the senate, the day of
their prominence and power in
the shaping of national legislation
would be brief. They are far
sighted enough to realize, though
too stubborn to admit, that a new
era is about to be inaugurated and
that statesmen of their school will
soon be few in number and shorn
of influence.
Both Hale and Aldrich at heart
have no sympathy with democratic
government. They are thoroughly
federalstic in the notion that there
should be two classes-the ruled
and the ruling. They are too old
and too stepped in years of pluto
cratic prejudice to ever absorb the
growing doctrine that the interests
of the whole people are superior to
those of a favored few, and they
have no heart to participate as a
majority in the dawning era of
legislation in the interests of the
masses. And so they voluntarily
retire. Their leaving is a tribute
to- the vindication of an onward
step of democracy.-San Bernarni-
dino Free Press
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1910-05-18
Monday, May 16. 1910
EUREKA COUNTY
BANK MATTERS

A. E. Kimball and Sam Wheeler,
the latter representing R. C. Tur-
rittin of the board of trustees rec
emily appointed to take charge of
the Eureka Live Stock Company's
properties for the benefit of its
creditors, left Reno on Monday,
May 2. for Tonopah There they
took an automobile and commenced
tour of inspection to the various
ranches of the company, as follows:
Stone Cabin, Bull Greek, Duckwater,
Fish Creek, Antelope, Roberts
Greek, and thence to Eureka.
They arrived here last Sunday after
noon and shortly after held meet
ing with Spencer Reynolds, receiver
of the Eureka County Bank, the
third trustee.
On Monday the trustees formally
took charge of the property of the
Live Stock Company and secured a
release from Sheriff Mahoney of
all the attachments levied against
the company. The trustees decided
to have all the books and papers of
the Eureka Live Stock Company
removed from the Eureka County
Bank to Reno, and they were given
into the possession of Messrs. Kim
ball and Wheeler : on their departure
from Eureka. 1t is understood
that all the books and papers are
now in the Nixon National Bank at
Reno.
In an informal talk with rep
resentative of the Sentinel the
trustees stated that it was their
intention to handle the property for
the best interests of the creditors.
If a buyer could be found who
would give what they considered
a fair price for it, they would
rather dispose of it now. But if
such an offer could not be obtained,
the property would not be sacrificed.
~and they would continue to manage
and conduct the same for the best
interests of all concerned. They
were not ready at this time to
give out any figures regarding
tnelr appraisement of the property.
The trustees who visited the
ranches and stock of the company
state that they found them all in
excellent condition and the feed on
the ranges unusually good. They
highly complimented l. T. Handley
for his able management of the
cernpany's interests, and stated
they had retained Mr.. Handley as
superintendent in charge Of all the
company's ranches and live stock.
Messrs. Kimball and Wheeler left
Monday afternoon for visit of In
spection to another of the company s
ranches at Squaw Mountain in Elko
county, and from there proceeded
to Reno.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1910-05-18
For Sale by S. Jacobs Co.
Elko, Nevada.
THE DISTRICT COURT OF
THE UNITED STATES.


For The Ditrict of Nevada.
In the matte of w. C. HOLLING-
WORTH, Bankrupt.
In Bankruptcy No. 143,
To the creditors of w. C Holling-
worth, of Elko, in the County of
Elko, and District aforesaid, a
bankrupt:
EsNotice is hereby given. that on the
18th day of May, A. D. 1910, the
said w. c. Hollingworth was duly
adjudicated bankrupt: and tn at the
first meeting of his creditors will
be held at the Office of the under
signed referee. Room z, County
Building, in Carson City, in said
district on the 31st day of May A.
d. 1910, at l 80 o'clock in the
afternoon at which time the said
creditors may attend, prove their
claims, appoint trustee. examine
the bankrupt, and transact such
other business asmay properly come
before said meeting.
Dated, 16 May, 1910.
j. Poujade.
Referee in Bankruptcy.
G. w. S. Cottrell, Reno, Nevada,
Attorney for Bankrupt.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1910-05-18
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR

What a woman hates about socic.
is when she can't get into it.
An easy way to get into trouble :!
an argument Is to have II about r0I
itics.
The more children a man hos e.
better other people think they cuulJ
raise them.
Half the energy a man puts Into
his whims would make him n wonder
II put into his work.
Hardly anybody is such an exrer'
liar as the man who says he likes &c
work before breakfast.
Politics is naturally bad, but the
people In II are unnaturally worse.
A heap Of nonsense In this world
comes from people trying so hard tc
show it's sense.
People can't even save money now
staying home, because they cap spend
1t over the telephone.
No matter how much money a man
could win by saving 1t, he'd rather
lose by gambling with 1t.
A woman loves a man because she
thinks she does; q man loves a WON.
an because she knows he does.-New
York Press.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1910-05-18

Entered ut the Elko post ofIice for transmission
through the mails as second-class matter.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-03-27
THE CLOCK

Many, Oh! so many ladies say, Il
haven't clock in my house that will
keep time," and nine times out of ten.
after investigation has been made. it
develops that the clocks were bought
because of their artistic merit and not
because Of their quality, and all Of them
are out of order through neglect and
misuse.
Don't expect to get finely con-
Structed clock that will always be
accurate for the price of whistle, and
don't think that a $50 clock that consists
of a SIS onyx or gold case and $500
movement will keep as accurate time as
clock with SIS movement and $500
ease, and don't expect clock will feel
any better bottom side mp in clothes
basket on moving day than you would
and don't expect it to recover as
quickly.
We sell good clocks and no ether
sort and have the right one for the mani
tel, hall, bedroom, office, engine room,
school, automobile, desk or kitchen at
the prices that good clocks bring.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-03-27
GUNNISoN.

Especial to rhe Herald Republican,
Gunnison. March GA committee of
the members of the choir are making ar
engagements for the ball to be given at
the opera house Friday evening The
event promises to be one of the prettiest
affairs of the season. Lunch will be
served and the hall will be decorated
for the occasion
Mrs Anthony Metcalf is in Springville
attending the ninetyfifth anniversary of
the birth of her mother, Mrs. Siras Stan
ford.
5. c. Jensen of Juab was in Gunnison
during the week visiting with relatives
and friends
Mrs. Della Anderson. who recently IN
derwent an operation at the hospital at
Mt Pleasant, returned home during the
week
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-03-27
is HAT PIN MANS MENACE?
POLICE CHIEFS OPINIONS

binary long hat pins, but even if there
were Chief Barlow says he can see no
reason why they should be considered
dangerous.
This decision practically means that
salt Lake Will emulate the action Of
Washington. ID. c.. where Major Syl-
vester. superintendent of police, has or
da1ned that Washington women can jab
hold-up men and Washers with hat pins
all they want, and no one in Congress
will rise up and cry Outrage"
"As in practically every city of i'm
portance IN the country" said Chief
Barlow, I'VE have in Salt Lake more
women than men. The predominance Of
the gentier sex can have but one result.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-03-27

TT HERE viii be no boycott against
L long hat pins in Salt Lake. so long
as the present mammoth type of head
gear continues to adOrn fair heads, ac-
cOrding to statement made yesterday
by Chief of Police Samuel H. Barlow,
who can see no reason for the agitation
which is sweeping over certain portions
Of the country, and which has resulted
in the Chicago city council passing an
ordinance making it a misdeIneanOr.
punishable by fine Of $50, for a woman
to wear hat pin, the point of which
protrudes more than half an inch from
the crown of the hat. Here in Salt
Lake there has been little, if any, agi-
tation against the wearing of extraor-
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-03-27

Numbers of women are obliged to go
about the streets at night without es-
corts, md numerous instances have
come TO the attention of this depart
ment where women, assailed by night
marauders, have used hat pins with
telling effect.
Just how long the hat pin can be
dangerous, when the present size of
Women's hats is taken into cOnsidera-
ton, is a question Chief Barlow is un-
able TO explain. He 'ridicules the idea
of Chicago passing an ordinance pro-
hibiting the wearing Of long hat pins,
saying an ordinance against mammoth
hats would. in his opinion be much
more effective and beneficial TO suffer-
ing mankind.
Hat Pin Concealed Weapon.
Mrs. c. H. Mcmahon. president Of the
State Federation of WOmen's clubs,
said she had given the hat pin agitation
but little consideration, but that in her
opinion the Chicago ordinance must
have been passed by a lot Of unmar-
ried maG. who are not thoroughly famil-
lar with modern styles of women's
headgear ami the prevailing size of hat
pins. Until the long hat pin IS worn
with = smaller sized hat" said Mrs. Nc
Mahon, I do not think the objection
Is well taken.
Major Sylvesters idea with reference
to giving women the right to wear long
hat pins, as being for them an effec-
tive weapon Of defense in case Of at
tack is upheld by Chief Barlow. Ma
/ jOr Sylvester is quoted as follows on
the possibility OF danger to persons
/ coming In contact with long hat pins:
"Of course, there always viii be iso-
lated instances Of accidents, but IL
/ seems TO me that when all is said and
done on this subject, the nat pins value
as a weapon of defense to a woman so
far Outweighs all arguments as TO it's
/ danger, that this department does not
feel justified in issuing a restrictive
order.
As long as women must go about the
streets, otherwise unarEned, so long viii
we feel reluctant TO take from them "a
concealed weapon that serves them so
effectively"
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-03-27
oPHIR.

Especial to The Herald Republican,
Ophir. March 26.-SIrs. Charlie Peterson
and her son have returned to Sandy after
visiting Mr. and Mrs. Carl Fausberg for
a week.
Hilliard Lee, who has been in Idaho
for six months, has returned to Ophir
again.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Brazier of Stockton
were Ophir visitors during the week
Mr.. and Mrs. S. B. Rodgers of Bingham
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-03-27
Indemnity for Disease or Accident.

Indemnity for Disease or Accident.
For any disease. s. per week for
each One Thousand of Life Insurance
not to exceed twenty-six weeks for
temporary disability.
For accident, s. per week for each
One Thousand Life Insurance. not to
exceed twenty-six weeks total loss Of
time.
Double Indemnity; Twice the above
amount if injured as a result of riding
as a passenger on a public conveyance.
or the burning of n building. destruc-
ton either by cyclone OF tornado. while
the insured is therein
CONTINENTAL LIFE INSURANCE
& INVESTMENT COMPANY,
salt Lake City.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-03-27

Canyon are visiting Mrs Rodgers pa
rents, Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Chegwidden-
Miss Alma Sa ndalls is visiting friengs
and relatives for a week in Salt Lake.
.dr. and Mrs. John Frank who have
been visiting relatives al Tooele for
couple of weeks, are home.
Ophir Odd Fellows lodge No. IS gave a
dance Saturday night. many visitors be-
ing present, including the following from
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-03-27

Tooele: Samuel Thompson and Miss Zela
Clegg. Thomas Kirk and Miss Alma Cor
don, Glen Frank and Miss Edith Clegg.
John SEWERS and Miss Ella Coker. Alfred
Green and Miss Iva Mcbride. Cha perOns,
Mr.. and Mrs. j. b. Hancock.
Dr. and Mrs. Zeno d. Logan entertained
Dr. and Mrs. V Green Logan of TOOele
City during the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. L. Flynn are visiting
in Tooele City for few days.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-03-27
Music and Musicians
Continued from Page One.)

Continued from Page One.)
tabernacle choir. with Prof. ]. ]. McClel-
Ian at the organ. BY special request, +.
r. Tout will sing the tenor solo, Link
Divine" by NewingtOn, with cello and
violin obligato by Miss Tout and G. H.
Schuster
Mrs. Esther Alien Cav. the weii-known
Niolinist, has attracted much attention in
Topeka and Kansas City by her playing.
She appeared recently in two recitais
given by Mrs. Ralph Cav, president OF
the Musical society OF Topeka, and she
also played before the society at one o.
their meetings. On other occasions she
was heard at the services at Dr. George
Sheldon's church, Topeka, and at Yespers
az Washburn college.
The organ music at the tabernacle to-
day rendered by Prof. J. j. Mcclellan in
cludes the following:
Prelude and Siciliana, from CaNalleila
Rusticana ......------...-......--.M ascagni
Communion Betiste
Old melody ......... Arranged by performer
Sermon. ffed J. i IaSA
Offertory ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Wely'
4 X
At the Second Christian Science church
Sunday morning. A. J. Kisselhurg VIII
sing Sir John Stainer's baritone ARA
'Hosannah.
first prize at the recent Granite stake
musical contest, gave an evening OF Inu-
sic i'm honor Of j. Spencer Cornwafi. stake
organist on Thursday last me pro-
gram included vocal and piano seiec-
lions.
At the Central Christian church today
seecial Easter music has been prepared.
The choir. assisted by Emma K. Sanders
and Miss Gala Crane, viii give an Easter
song service i'm the evening, beginning al
S clock. The program is as follows
Voluntary .......-.......... tlOfa McSdhIe
Anthem-ChTist the Lord Is Risen.
Frederick y. Shackley and chor
HYMN. Choir ana congregation
Anthem-Rejoice. the Lord Is King;
...............C B Adams and choir
Violin solo-Berceuse from Jocelyn',
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. Miss cana crane
knthem-Now Is Christ Risen.
.......... II. Ernest NichOi and choir
Offertory.
Anthem-As 1t Began TO DAWN.
............W. S. Williams and choir
Vocal solo-He Is Risen................
H J. Stuart and Emma x. Sanders
Anthem-He Shall Give His Angels
Charge over Thee ...........-..:
..........-. c. l.. jerks, il, ana cnoir
Anthem - Gloria - Mozarts Twelfth
Mass .....-........----...' NhoH
Postlude.
AT the morning service the choir Will
render two anthems Now Is Christ
Risen." by II. Ernest Nichol. and As 1t
Began to Dawn by II. c. Williams. The
soloists are Alberta McCune and A. }.
Brain.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-03-27

months ago, he was taken sick with
pneumonia, and was in a critical con-
dition for several weeks.
The Salt Lake herald-Republican. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1909-1918, 1910-03-27

The soioists viii be Miss Marie Berk-
hoeI Miss Renee Redman, Miss Rose
Howard. Miss Bertha johnson. Walter
Biehle, Emerson r. Bailey, Claude Net
Teton.
will be special Easter music.
r x =
At the Danish Lutheran church TINS
morning Mss Nora Peterson will sing
calvary and Easter Morning and the
choir will render the Easter responsive
service of J. p. Z. Hartman. Old Danish
anthems will be sung by the congregation.
An Interesting feature of the services
this morning will be the use for the first
time of two seven branched candeleb bra
sent, the church by the Ladies society OF
Copenhagen.
Fred c. Graham returned Thursday
evening from an extended trip through
the southern part OF the state, where he
gave several song recitals uH,ier the aus
pices of the various educational instltu-
lions of that section. He appeared at
Beaver. Parowan, Cedar City, ST. George
and Fillmore, with great success The
neople in these towns turned out Wen 10
The recitals Mr. Graham reports that
those in charge of the musical depart
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1910-11-19
J Head Of Good HOrses@&

No Grover, gray horse, 8 years
old, weight 100 lbs, sound and kind,
and il any one is looking for No. l
farm or business horse see this one
sold.
NO. Fanny, gray mare, years old,
sound and kind, broken to all harness.
No, 3-Nellie, bay mare, IL years
old, sound and kind, No. I work
mare, and in fol to ]. Meredith's
searchlight.
4 No. bay Colt, months old, by
Meredith's horse, and the dam is N
3 on the list.
No, 5-B.ack Horse, IS years old,
good worker and sound
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1910-11-19
FOR SALE QUICK
) Farms In 18th Election District
Of Cecil County, Md.
READ CAREFULLY

NO TO acres belonoino 70 Geo
r Peterson sbout -, milo iron, NJ
for onlv e, 900 The h,,;ld;nas alone
cost all I ,, p'a ssI;,a for th;s n;ce l;ttIe
farm acre of fr,7;t n acres IN tim
her ~ ~ w
No a-cont,;ns 20 acres for only
G, ooo and ,ams 49, ~ 80 49,,
No and has GOOD 1-roor Dwell
inc and Stone Ram About acres
fr,,;+ ,rees I'D acras rne,daw Tie
{, r,,, 10. -, ~ 49,, - d -. A.,