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St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-01-28
SUMMONS

In The Circuit Court OF The State OF
Oregon, Por The County OF Multnomah.
August IL. Johanningsmeier Plaintiff,
vs. Caroline Johanningsmeier Defendant,
To Caroline Johanningsmeier, the above
named defendant:
In the name OF the State of Oregon.
you are hereby required to appear and
answer the complaint dled against you
in the above court an suit within six
weeks from the date u the first publica-
ton of this summons, to wit. from the
syst day of December, 1909; aud II you
fail To So appear or answer or otherwise
plead in said suit, the plaintiff above
named will apply To the above entitled
court for the relief demanded in plain
tid's complaint filed in said suit, TO wit
For decree dissolying the bonds of
matrimony now and heretofore existing
between plaintiff and yourself and abso-
lutely divorcing plaintiff from yon. and
for such other and further relief as may
seem TO said court equitable and just.
This summons is published pursuant
to the order of the Honorable Earl {.
Bronaugh, Judge of the above entitled
court made in open court, in this cause,
ON the 29th day of December, 1909,
which order prescribes that this sum
mons be published in the St. Johns
Review, a weekly newspaper, once each
week for period OF not less than six
weeks. The first publication OF this
summons was made on the SYST day of
December, 1909 and the last publication
thereof will be ON the nth day of Feb
rnary, 1910.
CoL.LIRR & COLLIER,
Attorneys for Plaintiff
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-01-28
Chanulna tter Mind.

by nn uDwrittcD lnw II IN held TO be
the privilege of womnD 10 change her
mind. n license OF which she rarely
falls TO avail herself The German
provcrb Inns II that women nrc vnrin.
Bile ns April weather" According to
an old English ndagc. "a woman's
mind the winter winds change oft"
In Spain II IL much the same: "wo-
men. wind and fortune soon change.
aud she can laugh aud cry both In
wind" Tho old Latin poet Catullus
wns OF opinion that "what woman
snys TO her ardent lover ought TO DO
written ON the winds or on running
wuter." Even the gallant Sir Philip
Sidney wrote;
lilo water piows and soweth In the sand
And hopes the fiickering wind with net to
mold
Who hath mis- hopes laid on a woman's
hand.
kansas City Star.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-01-28

The second chamber" or "com-
nous" or popular assembly" or
"house Of representatives" as II Is
variously termed. takes US back 10 the
battle between the Patricians and
Plebs In republican Rome. In the Ian.
guage OF a very high authority ON the
subject. THE first real anticipation
OF a second popular) chamber. armed
with veto on the proposals OF sep
arate authority and representing DIFF.
ferent interest (the interest OF the body
OF the people as opposed to the inter
est OF the hitherto dominant aristoc-
racyl occurs In the Roman tribunate."
When the Roman Plebs got their
tribunes the very beginning Of the
modern machinery OF the commons or
house Of representatives was estab-
York American.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-01-28
CURIOUS ePITAPHs.
ersvIty on . Tombstons--Dougiss Jsr-
rold's Suggestion.

ersvIty on . Tombstons--Douelss Jsr-
rold's Suggestion.
Among the 1900 epitaphs collected
by Ernest R. sufiiing in "Epitaphia"
are many quaint and curious speci.
mems. Grimaldi OF the stage was said
to be n sufferer from melancholia. II
will be remembered that. going to
physician on one occasion, he describ-
ed his case. when the worthy doctor
briskly told him to "shake or the feel
ing Go and see Grimaldi. and II he
does not cure you your case is indeed
hopeless" AIMS" said the poor suf.
ferer. IL am Grimaldi." His epitaph
reads Here Am l."
A prize OF f1OO is said to have been
offered by one Thorpe, who was de-
sirous of being perpetuated but briefly
on his tombstone One competitor
sent In Here Lies Tborpe's Corpse"
This was certainly brief enough. but
finally II was cut to "Thorpe's Corpse"
Many Of our readers know the
Douglas Jerrold and Charles Knight
story. They we're dining together on
one occasion when the conversation
turned upon epitaphs. Knight half In
Jest suggested that Jerrold should
write his tKnlght's) epitaph. The sub
ject dropped at the time: but. walking
home together In the evening. they
came to n spot where each had to take
separate road. Jerrold, extending
his hand to his friend. remarked. 1--WE
thought Of a capital epitaph for you"
"what is itr' said his friend. much In.
terested. "Oh. very brief and very
simple. Good Nightr"
There nre many curious epitaphs on
wives. Here's one from INVERSION.
Lancashire:
Here lies my wife,
Here lies she.
Halieiujahi
Haileiujeei
An inscription plnced over the grnve
of missionary who was accidentally
shot In lndin read thus:
Here lies the Rev. A. b..
For many years missionary I'm y. district.
lilo was accidentally shot by his native
servant
"well done. thou good and faithful serv-
ant"
At Chelmsford. Essex. on n stone 70
the memory OF MARY Blewitt of the
Swan" II IN stated that she "wns the
wife OF nine husbands successfully. but
the ninth outlIvcd her" IL In added.
The Text to Her Funeral Sermon
Was, Last Of All. the Woman Died
Also .'"-Westminster Gazette.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-01-28
ABSOLUTE ZERO.
The Freezing Point Of HsIium 2ss 10
Just Above Il.

The Freezing Point Of hsIium 2ss 10
Just Above II.
Although familiar to scientists, II IL
not generally known that the true
zero of heat has been determined. BY
this absolute zero is meant a temper
ature which cannot get any colder.
which means that no heat whatever
exists or can exist nt that point This
point is only about 45O degrees below
the zero OF our ordinary Fahrenheit
thermometers or 273 degrees below the
zero centigrade. TO realize what 1t
signifies few words must be placed
here defining heat itself
Heat is caused simply by the thou
sands OF little molecules In any body
or thing vibrating very fast and thus
sending out waves into the ether.
When these waves strike any matter
they cause that matter to become not,
as we say. Now, the faster these
molecules vibrate the more heat IL
given out and the hotter IL the body
itself The slower the molecules the
colder the body. SO. n condition
could be reached where the molecules
did not vibrate mt all. why. there could
be no hent. and therefore the body
would be absolutely cold This con-
ditloD OF affairs Is reached at the
above mentioned number OF degrees
below our ordinary scales. IL Is need
less to say. however. that this abso-
lutte zero OF heat has never been at
taIned on this earth. the closest ever
reached by mab being one degree
above II. This is 272 below zero cent?.
grade and In the freezing point OF
helium gas. which German professor
claims to have frozen at that tempera.
ture.
From this theory OF heat n peculiar
view Is obtained OF our bodies and
articles of matter. We would tud. n
we Ind n microscope to see small
enough. that every bit OF matter at
any temperature that we can now get
In q seethlDg mnss OF moving mole.
culcs and vibrating particles. One
proof OF this In when n metal expaD Dds
on becoming warmer lf we weigh IL
we fnd that n hot body weighs no
more thnD the same body cold. yet It
gets larger. both longer aud broader.
To do this II must he composed OF
moving particles that on becoming ex-
cited get farther apart Another proof
IN that liquids aDd gases have been
forced through every solid that exists
almost. Thus water hns been forced
through lend. sulphur dloxide through
iron. etc. The computed size OF these
molecules is rntber interesting. u In
claimed that n n drop OF water rep
resented the earth the number OF mole
culcs Ia the drop would he about equal
10 the number OF grains OF snnd In
the earth. Exchange.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-01-28
A Sprained Ankle.

As rule . man will feel well
satisfied if he can hobble around on
crutches in two or three weeks after
spraining his ankle. and It Is often
two or three months before he is
fully recovered. This is an uu-
necessary loss Of time, as by apply
ing Chamberlain's Liniment, as
directed. a cure may, as q rule. be
effected in less than one weeks
tune, aud in many cases within
three days. Sold by all good drug
gists.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-01-28
A VERY QUEER BIRD.


The One Young Mark Twain Sprung
Upon tho Scientists.
Mark Twnin's father was an ornithol.
ogist. Hc had several friends who
were also enthusiasts on the subject OF
birds. Whenever any one Of them dis.
covered rnrn avis II was the custom
TO have a consultation. Mark had been
witness Of several Of these bird IN.
quests aud had noted tho delight the
old men took In discussing u new
found specimen. One day II occurred
TO him TO provide the Hannibal orni.
biologists with rcnl circus In the
form OF bird. He killed crow aud
also barnyard rooster. Plucking out
the tail feathers OF both the crow aud
the rooster. he substituted the ROSTERS
tail feathers for those OF tho crow. pro.
ducing a unique effect When he had
tho specimen nicely prepared hc went
TO his father and. handing II TO him.
said:
Here. father. is a very curious bird
I shot. thought you would be inter.
ested In it."
The old gentleman gazed upon the
specimen with astonishment. That
evening the ornithologlsts OF Hannibal
were assembled In Mr.. Clemens par.
lor. Tho rare specimen was put be-
fore them. The discussion was long
and learned. The opinions expressed
were various. one thought the bird
was an offshoot OF the bird OF para.
disc family; others had equally ridicu-
lous notions as 10 It's ancestry. But
there was one who refused 70 be
swerved by the popularity OF the
birds tail from the judgment that II
was OF the crow family.
"Why. just look here" he said. lift.
Ing the bird by Its tail feathers. He
got no further The feathers came
out There was quick closing OF
door. Mr.. Clemens started TO leave
the room.
"Gentlemen." he said. "piease excuse
me a few moments. will see Samuel
first and explain later"
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-01-28
Oregon Railway & Navigation Co.
and the
Oregon & Washington Railway
ST. Johns. Oregon

Car load freight received and for
warded daily.
Less than car load-Way Car
leaves St Johns on Mondays, We'd
nesdays aud Fridays; arrives on al.
ternate days,
Local Passenger for Seattle and
Oregon & Washington Railway
points; gas a. m. daily; for Port
land; 4;3S p. m. daily.
Tickets to all points in the
United States and Canada. For
further information inquire of
A. w. DAVIS,
Joint Agent.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-01-28

"yassah. ! suttingly would do dat
Job for yo'. colouel. aud proud o. de
chance 10 extingulsh muhse'f Would
horraw right In on IL dis minute. sah.
II 'twuzn't tor one thing" said GER
tain lopsidcd colored citizen who was
no unafraid of manual labor that he
would often fail asleep In It's presence.
'and dat Is, snh. dat never likes 10
stigmaiize muhse'f by working ON n
hollerday."
why. this II not holiday" re-
turned the would be employer.
"Yassah, Ills wild the. II you'll dars
'skuse me. sab, It's de university o. de
day muh oldest boy was done sent 20
de penltenchy PUCK.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-01-28
Wild Animals In New York City.

IL Is a remarkable fact that there
are always more wild animals about
than any but the expert has nn idea OF.
For example. there are within twenty
miles OF New York city fully tlfty DIFF
ferent kinds-not counting birds. rep
tiles or iishes-one-quarter OF which
at least are abundant. or more partic-
ularly within the limits OF Greater
New York there are at least a dozen
species Of Wild beasts. half OF which
are quite eommon.-Country Life In
America
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-01-28
Came Near Choking TO Death.

A little boy, the son of Chris. ID.
Peterson. a we'll known resident
Of the village Of Jacksonville, Iowa.
had a sudden aud violent attack
of Group. Much thick stringy
phlegm came up after giving Cham
berlain' Cough Remedy. Mr. Peter
son says: ~ think he would have
choked to death had we not given
him this remedy" For sale by all
good druggists.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-01-28
Caught In the Rain

then a cold aud a cough-let it run
on-get pneumonia or consumption,
that's all. No matter how you get
your cough, don't neglect it-take
Ballard's Horehound Syrup and
you II be over it in no time. The
sure cure for coughs, colds, bron-
ehitis and all pulmonary diseases in
young and old. Sold by North
Bank Pharmacy.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-01-28
Gettinq Used TO EN-.

- just have heard OF the arrival OF
the third child Ia the Jones family"
remarked the woman. THE announce
ment OF the irstborn was made by
beautifully engraved cards tied with
tiny white ribbon. the second was by
telegraph. and this third one. though a
much wished for boy, was made mere
ly by a postal card."-New York Press.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-01-28

Mamma-Tommy, you've been night
ing again. Your clothes are torn. and
your face Is scratched. Why can't you
do like your little sister, She never
fights. Small Tommy-Well. mamma.
it's better TO have good square fight
and get all the mad out Of You than to
tarry II In you for months like girls
bo.-Chicago News.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-01-28
Fever Sores.

Fever sores and old chronic sores
should not be healed entirely, but
should be kept in healthy con-
dition. This can be done by apply
ing Chamberlain's Salve. This salve
has no superior for this purpose.
1t is also most excellent for chapped
hands, sore nipples, burns and dis
eases OF the skin. For sale by all
good druggists. II
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-01-28

In order 70 Insure . change ss ~
vsrtlssswsat the sspy Tor sueh change
should reach thls etlses net tstsr than
"Wednesday. st . e'slesk ?. N. Please
remember thls and ssvs the ps,Wtss
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-01-28
Sh. Cauld Tall

Cynicus-That girl never says much.
does shef sillicus- Why, she talks all
the time. Cynicus-That doesn't alter
my Philadelphia Record.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-01-28
Mora,a thu PITY.

Patisnce-lt takes two to make
quarrel, you know, Pstrice-And yet
have known quarrels to occur when
two persons have been made one
Yonkers Statesman.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-01-28
Doubted the Statistics.

'Iiow did Harklns act when ne
heard he had triplets In his familyr
''Iie could hardly believe his own
census Boston Transcript.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-01-28

selves ana always temptation 70
others.--Cotton.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1910-01-28

Subscribe for the st. Johns Review
and keep pcstsd on the doings Of
the city.
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Subscribe for the Review and be
AAppy.
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Work for . Greater st. Johns.
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1910-12-28
A NOVEL AERO SPRINKLER

George T. Hulsizer of Livingston.
n. J.. has successfully applied the
science OF aviation to agriculture in
a manner that may be adopted by
other grangers IN that section to OF.
set the effect Of the annual dry spell.
Hulsizer's plants suffered severely
during the dry weather. so, being OF a
mechanical turn of mind. he rugged up
a biplane glider" TIE dimensions OF
which about equalled IN old style
Wright machine, To this he attached
a l0o-gallon boiler and equipped 1t
with a sprinkler. AT the end OF a
rope attached TO a windlass 1t rose
from the force of the wind In the air
and when 1t had reached the right 20.
sition over the farm the sprinkler was
opened by pulling a cable. The water
descended in a refreshing shower on
the plants, and the field was sprinkled
by simply drawing in or %unwinding
the rope on the windlass. Hplsizer's
crops flourished while those of his less
enterprtsing neighbors lagged.
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1910-12-28
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION CAT

The heavyweight champion among
Boston cats is said 10 be Philades. a
27-pound specimen OF his race. and
the property Of Warren E. Leach OF
ALL Cambridge street. Philades is q
practical illustration of the benefcen,
work of the Animal Rescue league.
He was sent to the leagues headquar.
tiers in Boston from a town In the
Cape Cod region, and whoever shipped
the cat to his new home omitted to
pay the express charges. This ex.
pense was assumed by the officers OF
the league and Philades soon found a
home among ~appreciative friends who
now care for him as one of the fam.
Ily.
he Is a kind and patient animal.
given to playfulness. and despite his
great bulk. for a cat. Philades man.
ages to show considerable agility In
his FRANKS with the children of the
neighborhood.
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1910-12-28
GIRL CAN LIFT CTS POUNDS.

In Scranton. Pa. lives Miss Isabelle
Lengel. seventeen years old. a Jealous
church worker. who does not believe
any other person of her age. sex and
weight can equal her record Of lifting,
675 pounds. without harness. Her
father, who is also something of an
amateur athlete, has offered to wager
that she can outfit any girl of her
age and weight in the world.
Miss Lengel weighs only III pounds.
She is pretty. with a wealth Of black
hair and bright, swapping black eyes
and a complexion that makes her the
envy Of her less muscular sisters.
While a student in the high school
Miss Lensel was a familiar figure in
the gymnasium. and easily outdid the
others IN her class. Miss Lensel exer.
cises every morning with dumb-bells
weighing twenty-five pounds each.
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1910-12-28
SNAKES THAT MILK COWS

The unusual spectacle Of snakes
milking a COW was witnessed recent.
ly on the borders of oxon and Glou.
c~estershire. England. A Mrs. Rice.
living near the village Of oddington,
keeps two cows. and 1t was discov.
cred that the animals. although IN
perfect condition, were not giving the
proper supply OF milk that might be
expected. The cowman was at first
at a loss to find a reason. but one
day he visited the cows In the mead.
ow and found n Of the animals ly.
ing down quite contentedly. while two
large grass snakes were sucking at
the udders. The reptiles had evident.
ly found milk a thriving diet. for
each was 3 feet { inches in length.
and over { inches round the thickest
part OF the body.
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1910-12-28
UNCONSCIOUS ADVERTISING
Every Merchant and Business Man
Does |: in Some Form or Other
Says Mr.. Van Camp.

Writing in the New York CONNER
cial. Frank Van Camp. of baked bean
fame. says:
When a man advertises he Is
generally supposed to use newspapers.
magazines, street e signs. billboards.
wall signs oc circulars. or to demon
strate. or distribute samples.
In my opinion. every business man.
either retailer. jobber or manufactur-
er. advertises, but many OF them are
apparently unconscious Of the fact.
"a retailer could save REM by hav-
ing his store in a back alley, but
wishing to attract the attention OF a
greater number Of people. he locates
on a prominent street and charges
the excess rent to general expenses.
rather than to his advertising account.
where 1t properly belongs. When a
merchant moves from a side street to
a prominent thoroughfare. It is be-
cause he wants to advertise. When a
merchant puts a sign over his door
or uses a show window to display his
wares, he is advertising. When the
clerk behind the counter displays
goods that have not been asked for By
the prospective customer. he is adver-
Using. The merchant who removes
his business from the country village
to the county seat. the man who
moves from the county seal to the
city. the manufacturer who increases
his sales force from one man to ten.
the mar who extends his business
from the local field to his state, from
a state to the national market, has il
mind the extension of his field of op-
Grafton. the seeing and talking with
more people-in other words, adver-
Using.
Il say again. every merchant and
manufacturer advertises and believes
in advertising. as without 1t in some
form no business could survive for a
year.
Any kind Of an announcement by
a merchant or a manufacturer that he
has merchandise for sale or trade is
advertising. but the announcement
may be good. bad or Indifferent. and
may be profitable Or Improbable"
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1910-12-28
Power of Advertising.

Mainly through the efficacy OF a
little advertisement in a Hartford
newspaper two long separated BROTH
ers have been reunited after the lapse
of sixty years. The principals in the
reunion are Rev. DR.. Edgar F. Clark
of Providence, R. l.. formerly Of Taun-
ton. and Edwin Clark Of Butte, Mont,
who is now eighty-one years old. Early
in this year the western miner re-
tired from business and began to
think of his old home and his family.
Then he inserted the advertisement,
which was seen by some of his former
acquatntances and forwarded to the
clergyman at his summer home a,
Marrha's Vineyard.
The Point Pleasant register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, W. Va.) 1909-1939, 1910-12-28
HE HAS TOO MUCH NOSE

Surgeons at the Cincinnati City hos
pital believe that John Lehray, a
cooper, who applied for treatment re
Gently. has the largest nose in the
world. The ponderous nasal appen.
dage is six and three-quarter inches
'orz and three and a half inches wide.
It hangs over the lips and in~terferes
wien he eats or talks. Lehray is sui.
fering from elephantiasis of the nose.
and the physicians have decided that
the organ will require to be ampu-
taied