Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1910-02-04


MY husband was very high-strung
person" Yes. I've heard he was
hung on Pixies Peak Harper Week
ly.
Sister Well. Harry, how are you
getting along with arithmetic? Harry
oh, pretty we'll We're in dismal
fractions now
Mrs Jones has a new hat" Well.
you look nightly pleased about it,"
You just ought to see how it looks on
her Houston Post
What do you think? Mrs, Zizzel.
who never goes to church, has won the
first prize in the church lottery
Meggendorfer Blaetter
They say Harold Coddington has
brain fever" impossible Could an
angleworm have water on the knee?''-
Chicago Record Herald
Novice They tel me that a man
can't so into politics and remain hon
est. Old Stager Yes, ne can But 1t
isn't necessary. Chicago Tribune.
why don't you give your wife an
allowance? ?" Il tried that once, and
she spent it before could borrow it
back Louisville Courier-Journal
What do you figure is the result OF
college education?" The young man
learns to yell for the money, and the
old man to whistle for it!'-Puck.
Blobbs- Harduppe says he owes ev-
erything to his wife Slobbs Hard
uppe is a double distilled prevaricator
tie owes $40 to me. Philadelphia Rec
ord
Inquirer Did Miss Howells voice
fill the hail? Critic Wen, it filled the
lobby, Nearly everybody went out
there when she sang huntington Her
aid
Have you heard that poor Firmin
is dead?' no. He wasn't Ill long,
surely" "Ah, you see. medicine has
made great progress lately Bon vi
want
Ted Isn't Tom thinking rather seri.
ously OF getting married? Ned-He
couldn't have thought very seriously
about II, for he has gone and done it,
! Brooklyn Life
Il wonder who the people are in that
machine who look so haughty?
Probably the poor relations of the
owner, who is taking them for spin,
Buffalo Express
Wifey-You promised that II | would
marry you my every wish would be
gratifled Husband-Well isn't It?
Wifey-No; l wish hadn't married
you illustrated Bits
Sir. your son has just coined col
lege fraternity These college fraterni-
ties Never mind about breaking
1t gently What hospital is he at?"-
Louisville Courier-Jonrnal
My good man" said the kind old
lady, stopping before the prison cell,
what are you in for?" Robin de
guests in q hotel. mum" "Ah, were
you the proprietor or the head waiter?"
Wifey-You were late last light.
Hub-Beg your pardon, my dear AS
came In the front door the clock struck
IL. wife But what time did you ar
rive at the head Of the stairs?--Boston
| Transcript
And why" the teacher continued,
should we hold the aged in respect?"
d Cause It's mostly the old men that
has all the money" Tommy answered.
And the teacher wasn't able to offer
any better reason.
Bessie gave Charlie on Christmas
beautiful necktle of my own make.
TessIe- Was he pleased? Bessie-Im.
Bensely. He said its beauty shall be
for no other eyes but his own. Wasn't
that lovely OF him?
Jones Green bought a second hand
automobile three weeks ago, and he
has been arrested six times in 1t.
Smith-F'or exceeding the speed limit?
Jones-No; for obstructing the street.
Chicago Daily News.
De Artist You say you walk a great
deal? DE Actor-Yes De Artist
When you are playing golf? De Actor
Sometimes when am playing golf
and sometimes when / am playing
Hamlet Chicago Journal
Old Moneybags Is afraid that prince
he bought for his daughter is a bogus
one" Why so?" When II came to
settling up he asked for the princes
debts, and the fellow told him he
hadn't any Baltimore American.
Your glasses" she said, have made
great difference in your appearance.
DO YOU think so?' he asked. yes.
You look so intelligent with them on"
81 cant understand why Brown
should have failed" Nor can !. nj.
ways thought he was doing finely He
often came to me for advice"
Johnnie, If gave you two cents
and your father gave YOU three cents
how much would you have?" Seven"