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The Washington herald., 1910-10-06
Dwight Elmendorf.

Dwight Elmendorf. the noted travel
talker. will inaugurate his fall series OF
lectures next week (Thursday afternoon
at the National Theater. The course In
cludes lectures on five successive Thurs
day afternoons, the first OF which viii
treat OF London. Mr. Elmendorf has
spAnt so much time In this great English
metropolis that he has come 10 look
upon It as his other home. This year he
tells a new and interesting story OF Lon
don life. With a few exceptions. the IL
Illustrations were made by the lecturer
during the past summer. and viii include
views OF all interesting and historic
places. Through the necrOmancy OF the
motion camera. visits viii be made TO
the Derby at Epson. and to the boat
races at Henley; the best impressions Of
the coronation festivities of 1902 will be
shown, as well as portions Of the i'm
pressive funeral pageant of the late King
last May. In short all principal attrac-
lions. sights, places. and objects of In
terest will be included in the lecture on
the great English capital.
The four following Thursday afternoons
viii be given over TO Berlin, Vienna, q"
Famous Paintings and Paris"
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NEXT WEEKS PLAYBILLS.
The Columbia.

At the Columbia Theater next week Co
han and Harris viii present their newest
star, Laurette Taylor. IN the comedy by
J. Hartley Manners, THE Girl in Walt
ing" This young actress Is the newest
acquisition TO the list OF American stars,
and from all accounts she has already
proved herself a creditable ornament 20
the stellar array. The Girl in Waiting,
with Miss Taylor in the title role. was
given its first production in Philadelphia
last spring, and its triumph was unmis-
taxable II was praised for It's crispness
and cleverness, its brilliant humor. and
its rollicking fun. and, above all, its
wholesomeness and dainty refinement
Miss Taylor, as the hlgh-spirited, fun
loving Lillian Turner. displayed all those
charming qualities which had endeared
her TO Broadway the year before. This
season the play was resumed in Chicago,
where the success OF last season was
fully duplicated. The star has been sur
rounded by splendid company the play
has been sumptuously staged. and Wash
ington playgoers may safely look forward
TO a real treat IN ''The Girl In Waiting. -
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STEMMYER. WILLIAM-Pitcher; Bos-
ton Nationals. lSS5-S6-S.
Stencil. JACOB Outhelder; Pittsburg
Nationals, 1898 1876; Baltimore Ma
tionals. 1878; ST. Louis Nationals,
1898: played in the world series or 1877
batted 400 in 1888; .35l in 1891; .SSi In
1875. 500 in 1881. .S5l in 1897.
STEPHEN. GEORGE .B.-outhelder;
Washington Nationals. 1894.
STEPHENS, Catcher; St. Louis
Americans, 19O7-0S-O9-l0; caught 70 games
in 1903.
STERN. A. s-President Cincinnati Ma
tionals, 1880
STEWART. AsA-Outfelderi Chicago
Nationals. 1895.
STEWART. CHARLES Second baseman;
Louisville Nationals 1888: Kansas city,
American Association. 1906.
STIAfMEL, G.-Pitcher; Indianapolis,
American Association 1900; Cincinnati
Nationals, 1901.
STIRES. H-Outhelder; Rockford. H.,
1S70-1
SWEETS. JOHN E.-Pitcher; St. Louis.
American Association, 1SS9-90-9i; Boston
Nationals. S9l-92-S3-94-S5-96-9I-9S; St
Louis Nationals, 1888; pitched n0-hit
game. Boston VS.. Brooklyn. August 6,
1892; batted 1908 In 1881; .S0l IN 1872; 1903
in 1898: 336 in 1891. and 1858 in 1895; play
ed IN the world series OF 1897.
STOCKsDALE. O. H-Pitcher; Wash
ington Nationals. lS94-9j, Boston Ma
tionals 1895; Baltimore Nationals, 1896.
STOCKWELI., l.. L.-Catcher and out
fielder: Grand Rapids. 1881; Chicago
Nationals. 1885, Cleveland Nationals,
1880
STONE, GEORGE-OutfeldeT Boston
Americans 1904. St Louis Americans
1905-06-0l-0s-09 for So games, batting PSI:
batted .S5S in 1906, and 800 in 1907. and
.2Sl in 1908.
STORKE, ALAN-ShOrtstOp PittsburG
Nationals. 19O6-07-0S-09: ST Louis Ma
tlonals. 1903; played 90 games in all in
1909, batting III died IN 1910.
sTOVALL GEORGE Thirst baseman;
Detroit Americans, 1891; Cleveland
Americans, l9O3-04-O5-O6-07 -0S-09-l0, bat
ted 292 in 1908.
STOVEY, HENRY D.-First baseman-
outfielder; Worcester Nationals 1886
S1-S2; Athletics. American Association,
SS3-S4-S5- Sc S7-SS-S9: Boston. Players
League, 1890; Boston Nationals, 1891 /;
Baltimore Nationals. 1929; Brooklyn
Nationals, 1893: holds the record for
stolen bases-lj6 times-in 1858; batted
1853 IN 1888: 40i In 1884: .342 in 1885; .3l7
in 1856; .402 in 1887: .3lS in 1855: $3.50 m
1853. and .S0S in 1880; stood third I'm bat
tins IN 1888.
STRANti SAM CNicklin)-SecOnd base
man-third baseman; Louisville Nation
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The Academy.

1.-THE Ninety and Nine that will be
presented at the Academy, beginning next
Monday evening. is from the pen Of
Ramsey Morris and was produced under
his personal direction. The people who
live in this play are OF the homely
"Hoosier" type. never overdrawn. never
unnatural. It is full OF comedy. pathos,
and exciting situations. The story was
suggested by the famous hymn from the
pen of Ira ID. Sankey OF Moody and
Sankey fame Mr. Morris has written
II In mastery manner. and the
result is story OF strong heart interest,
depicting the redemption of young man,
drink ridden and degraded. through the
efforts Of a woman OF beautiful character,
actuated by her love OF the man.
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The Howard.

One Of the special features introduced
this season In Uncle Toms Cabin. :"
which will be presented all next week.
with daily matinees at the Howard Thea
ter T street. near Seventh. is a thrilling.
realistic chase after fugitive slaves with
the aid Of a specially trained pack Of
ferOcious man-eating bloodhounds. The
dogs were purchased from Sheriff Garlic
ton. Of Kosciusko. Miss, by whom they
were used for the last three years in
the trailing Of eyil-doers. not only In
his own county. but in much outside
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lures look to their laurels. Next will
come the Earnest Trio, IN their arenie
comedy. and then Williams and Segal
win win favor with a diyerting offering
"The Fire Chiefs Daughter will be the
pictorial story OF PYe and adventure, and
the big bill should have an unusual rec
ord of attendance throughout the week.
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The Majestic.

The entertaining bin this week. includes
Rhodes. Rhodes, and Winnifred, comedy
tabloid entitled, I'VE, Us, and Cupid
the Three Original Madcaps. acrobatic
dancers. Tweedy and Roberts. yoddling.
and Matte Walsh, character change
The majestograph concludes
the performance.
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The ANcnne GRIND.

At the Avenue Grand, a bin OF high
class vaudeville acts, as well as moving
pictures and music, will be the Offering
next week
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The AIhamhra.

Next weeks programme at the Alham-
bra Theater viii be up 10 the standard
set by this house in the past. and viii in
clude new films each day.
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FORM NEW DUCKPIN LEAGUE.
six Teams Entered I'm Race-Sched-
ME TO Re Arranged Later.

The Northeast Bowling League which
will start soon. will be composed Of six
teams From reports. 1t looks as though
there would be some very close games,
and, also. they will be worth watching
The teams which have entered in this
league are the HilItops, Atlantics, East
ems, Unknowns, Paeifcs, and Indians,
A schedule will he arranged at the
next meeting Of the league
The Washington herald., 1910-10-06

territory as well II you would witness
a genuine man-hunt, do not fail 10 attend
the Stetscn performance.
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suPREME coURT oF az nIsrRcr II ID

SUPREME COURT OF THE DISTRICT OF co.
lunhia. holding Probate Court. No. l7155 Admin
istration.-This is to give notice that the subscriber
q the District Of Columbia. has obtained fIum ths
Probate Court Of the District u Columbia let,eu
testamentAry the estate Of Hermann Gerhard
Luerssen late Of the District II Columbia DECEASED
All persons have claims against the deceased are
hereby warned 10 exhibit the sans with the vouch-
thereof. legally authenticated % tie subscriber
or hefors the lST DAY OF JULY. A. d. 1911;
otherwise they may By law he excluded from al ben
eft o. said estate. Given under M hand this 18Th
day % September. 1910 UNITED STATES TRUST
COMPANY By G, ". WARDEN President A.
test: iSeaLl WA &. TAYLOR Deputy Register
OF Wills for the District q Columbia CLERK u ths
Probate Court DOUGLAS a BAKER. Attorneys.
sen . ocs
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THE COLUMBIA.
New York zl5 and SD
THE BELASCO.
THE NATIONAL
me Echo SD
CHAsE's.
Polite Vaudeville 2l5 snd Sis
THE ACADEMY
"A Minister'S Sweetheart ...........At 2.5 and SIS
THE GAYETY.
buTlesqne -'lo ana CID
THE LYCEUM.
Burleslue. 2l5 and SIS
THE MAJESTIC.
Vaudeville Continuous
THE CASINO.
vaudeville. CONTINUOUS
THE COSMOS.
Vaudeville Continuous
THE ALEXANDRA.
Moying PICTURES .Ccntlhuoos
THE AVENUE GRAND.
Moving Pictures. continuous
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Largest Morning Circulation.

While you think OF it. telephone your
Want Ad. to The Washington Herald.
and bill will be sent you at 1 cent word
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SUPREME COURT OF THE DISTRICT or CO.
lgmbia. holding Probate Court. No. 1888 Admin
lsraton.-rhs is 70 give notice that the subscribers
who were by tie supreme Court II the District -
Columbia granted letters testAmentary on the estate
q Henry Il. Alirick deceased. have. with the az
proYal Of the SupEsme Court Of the District Of Co
lumhia, holding Probate Court appointed WE'D
NESDAI. the l2h day II October 1910 as 20
o'clock a, m, the time. and said court roCIR
as the place, for making payment and distribution
from said estate. ueder the court direction and
troll. when and where all creditors and persons en-
titled 70 distubutive shares ar legaCcs or the TtsI-
due. parts thereof notified % attend IN Ter
son or by agent or attorney duly authorized with
their claims against the estate properly y0uched.
Given under our hands this 2),h dsy Of September,
1910. HENRY d. MiRICK. The Washington Loan
and Trust Company. BY FRED'K EICHELBER.
GER. JOHN h. LARNER. Attoues. Attest,
tSeal) WM. c. TAYLOR. Deputy Register #
Wills for the District OF Columbia. CLERK u the
Probate Court seq q oc5
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HOTELS.
LEGAL NOTICES.

SUPREME COURT OF THE DISTRICT OF co
lumhia holding Probate Court. So. 1859 Admin
istratiCnThis Is 10 give notice that the subscribers,
4 the District Il Columbia aud the State 81
Massachusetts. respectively have ObrGtnfi tru The
Probate Court q the District q Columbia letters
testamsntsry the estate ii Emma Walker Batch
eller. late n the District a Columbia dscsls5d-
All persons having claims against the deceased are
hereby warned 10 exhibit the same with tlC }Glcl-
thereof legally authenticated 20 th5 subscribers.
" before the Sd DAY OF OCTOBER. 4. b.
1911; otherwise tney may b Law De excluded frm
all benefit q said estate. Given under our hands
this 81 day q October. 1910. FRANCIS BATCH
ELLER. North BrOCkielt Mass. ROBERT
BATCHELLER T23 Fifteenth street. Washrst1a.
d. G.; ALFRED BArCHELLER. - Fifteenth
street, Washington. ID. C. Attest. ,SsaLi JAMES
TANNER Register Of Wills for the Distinct Z
Columbia CLERK Of the Probate Court. BEITrON
* GRAY. Attorneys Og6D@
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TIE WESTMONT

One Of the best appointed. homeiike hotels the
New Jersey coast. Exceptional table and service
Special rate q so daily $3.50 weekly. American
plan. Sea water baths. W II. MOORE. Manager
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ATLANTIC CITY HOTELS.

THE RICHMOND,
kentucky aEe.-flrst house from boardwalk. Ocean
FieW rooms. Center of sll attractions. Modern I'm
pTovements. Elevator Bathing from hotel. RA,es
and booklet request AOKR!S L JOHNSON.
proTFistor
The Washington herald., 1910-10-06

ais, 1895; Chicago Nationals, 1901; New
York Nationals. l905-OS-07-0S; Baltimore,
1903 for l07 games. batting .2Ss; batted
3Iq in lq0f
The Washington herald., 1910-10-06

Cars from 18th and \. Y ave every quarter hoH.
Connect at Chevy Chase Lake with Kensington Line.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-03-25
WASHERWOMEN MUST
NOT USE THIS SOAP

Atlanta, March IA deposit of real
soap found at the mouth of sewer in a
residence section of Atlanta, which for
long time has been bonaza for negro
washerwomen. has at last attracted the
attention of the health department. and
steps will be taken at once to sop the
use of the deposits for laundry purposes
While members of the council, in COM
pany with Rudolph Perring, sanitary
expert of New York, were making the
rounds of the city yesterday, they located
the deposit near O bridge where McDan-
lei street sewer intersects Mary street,
A shallow pool of water was covered with
graf heaps of soft soap and dozens OF
negro women were carrying away the de-
posits in tubs and buckets for their
weekly washings The sediment comes
from soap factory In the neighbor-
hood and In the opinion of the authori-
ties the use of the soap by washerwo-
men is likely to spread disease in that sec
ton of the city.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-03-25
PROTEST AGAINST
FEDERAL JUDGE

Cleveland, Ohio. March 24.-The or
ganized railroad men OF Chic, about
$4,000 in numbsSr sent telegram to
President Taft today protesting
against the suggested appointment of
Alexander L. Smith of Toledo as fed
eral judge for the northern district
of the state.
The telegram was signed by M. j.
Murphy, chairman of the Ohio state
legislative board, and declared that
the protest was not made in the in
terest of any other candidate. Mr.. Muir
ply in subsequent interview stated
that the reason for the opposition was
that Mr. Smith was a corporation law
yer and had shown himself upfriend-
ly to organized labor.
particular grievance quoted by Mr..
Murphy is a decision by Judge Smith
15 years ago in favor of the Ann Ar
Dor railroad against striking engineers.
One engineer was sent to Jail at that
time for refusing to testify.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-03-25
Dead Body Is Identified

New Orleans, March pa man, who il
is believed, deliberately threw himself
yesterday In front of an Illinois Central
train several miles north of New Or
leans and whose mutilated body had up 10
late hour last night lain in the morgue
here unidentified, is now believed to be
w. j. Richards. who several weeks age
chopped off his right hand at McComt
City, Miss. IF thine hand offend thee
cut II on" quoted Richards as he ap,
piled the Ratchet Now it appears thai
Richards head must have offended him
for the mans neck was placed squarely
across one of the rails.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-03-25
PAIN CAUSES HIM
LITTLE ANNOYANCE
Conductor j. Lucien Gardens
Remarkable Fortitude
rs PSYCHIC "PHENOM"
With Legs Cut on He Gets News of
Brothers. Death and Does Not tell
His Friends ''ro Save Them
Unnecessary Pain.

What Is proving to be a remarkable
psychic phenomenon is. the case OF
Freight Conductor ]. Lucien Garden, who
is canvalescing at st. vincents hospital
from an accident occurring on the night
of March s, in which he lost both his feet.
1t will be remembered that Garden was
run down while walking along the Louis
VILE and Nashville tracks near Boyles,
the wheels OF the engine passing over both
limbs lust above the ankle. The nerve dis
played by the injured man while being
carried to the hospital In an ambulance
is said to have been almost superhuman
With both feet dangling from the legs
by threads of flesh and splntered bone
he sat nonchalanty on the ambulance cot
and smoked cigar meanwhile chatting
plea sanity with the astounded ambulance
attendants.
He protested against an anesthetic for
the operation but weakness from loss OF
blood made 1t imperative. During his
whole stay at the hospital, however, he
has maintained his wonderful self-pos-
session, and has given not the least sign
of pain. Scores of friends have visited
him, from 10 to 30 having called daily,
but he has asked the hospital authorities
to make no restrictions and has shown no
indication of fatigue or strain.
A remarkable instance of his unac-
countable power was given yesterday
following the accidental death of his
brother, Nat C. Garden, who was crushed
to death by falling tree Wednesday at
Glasgow, KY Gardens friends, thinking
the shock of the news might do him
harm. resolved to break the news as gent
ly as possible and proceeded to do so.
To their surprise Garden only smiled
ceived a message directly after the acct
dent, but had given no outward signs of
agitation and had kept his sorrow secret.
II am In constant touch with the In
finite Love-" he told his friends, "and
all is ease and peace" He further ex-
planned that he had not mentioned it to
his friends because he had not wished TO
cause them any distress. He then drifted
into a discussion of mans inability to
define the word TRUTH" and said much
along the line of metaphysics.
Gardens remarkable stoicism has been
subject of much comment. Some of
his friends insist that he is spiritual
genius, and others call him a psychology
ical freak. Whatever may be the source
from which he draws his unusual power
to control matter, the fact remains that
| he does 1t and his case is attracting a
| great deal of attention.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-03-25
KING MENELIK IS
SAID TO BE DYING

Adds Abeba, Abyssinia, March 24.-king
Menelik is said this afternoon to be dy-
ing. Ras Tesama, the regent, with the
approval of the principal chiefs, today
took over the reins of government.
The regent is the guardian of Prince
Lidj Jeasu, grandson of the King and
heir to the throne of Abyssinia.
In accordance with the decision of the
chiefs, the Empress is TO be deprived OF
all power of interference in the affairs
of state. All of her appointments made
among her favorites have been annulled
At present she appears to be resigned to
the enforced Remuneration of the power
heretofore welded.
The capital is tranquil today and the
safety of foreigners Is assured.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-03-25
statesmen DROVE
HORSE TO DEATH
Travelling Men Arrested Mt RusseIlville.
trfct Politics Proving Tame

Russeilville, March 24.-(S Especially =
of Florence and A. B. Bennett of Nash :
Vile. were placed under arrest in this
CRY yesterday charged with driving
Q, pair of horses, the property of Hiram
Dublin, liverymaa of this city, SO
hard that one of tho horses dropped
dead in ID minutes after arriving d.
tho stable and the other Is nearly dead
The men gave bond in the sum of $500
for their appearance for trial. Theirs
Iis heavy fne for this offense In Ala
bama, twice the value of the TEAM
which suffered from the inhumant
treatment.
A. j. Barnett. a widely known man
of this county, died recently and was
buried in the Cast cemetery near Phil
Campbell. his home town. Mr.. Barnett
was for several years county surveyor
of this county and has been for a
number of years a notary public and
OK ofricio justice of the peace of Phil
Campbell beat. Mr.. Barnett has beer
n prominent member of the Masonic
fraternity for several years. He leaves
several children.
Yesterday was the last day for cam
didates for state or district offices to
qualify for entrance in the approach
ing democratic primary. There Is only
one candidate for each of the several
district offices In this district. judge
Charles P. Almon has no opposition
for the office of Judge of the Eleventh
judicial circuit; neither has r. T. Sinp >
son for the office of circuit solicitor.
Ernest B. Fife of Hamilton, Marion
county, is the only candidate for Sen !.
ator from the Thirty-first senatorial
district in Alabama. Travis r. Will
liams of Russellville is Franklin's only
candidate for representative in the state
Inrislatllre
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-03-25
DEADLY DUEL FOUGHT
BY TWO MEXICANS

Brownsville Tex, March 24.-Lieuten-
ant Cerillo of the Mexican army shot
and Killed Jose Escammilla, a planter.
in duel at San Miguel, 70 miles out
on the Mexican side of the Rio Grande
and was himself MORALLY wounded. Lieu
tenant Cerillo was In command of de-
tachment of troops at San Miguel. He
and Escammilla quarreed and following
a fist fight repaired to a quiet spot on
the outskirts of the town.
Armed with pistols and at 20 PAGES they
fought out their differences. 1t Is de-
clared. Five Of Cerillo's bullets were, ef-
fective, while one of Escammilla's struck
his adversary A young woman Is said
to have been the cause of tho duello.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-03-25
GAYLEY DIVORCE SUIT
SUBMITTED TO JUDGE

Reno. New, March 24.-The suit for d.
vorce brought by James Gayley. the
United States steel corporation OFFICIAL
was submitted today on the cross com
plant of Mrs Gayley. Mr.. Gayley's COM
plaint which alleged desertion, was not
read to the court and he offered no tes-
tinony in his own behalf merely telling
of his residence In Nevada.
Judge j. 8. Orr then ordered the case
submitted and the testimony transcribed.
decision is expected Spunday.
In the cross complaint Mrs. Gayley asks
for decree of divorce on the grounds OF
desertion. 5000 aliinony, costs OF suit. and
counsel fees,
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-03-25

cember to celebrate the telegraphic con-
yentlon and the countrys independents.
Columbia Pru, Ecuador. and Bolivia are
invited TO attend the first Bolivar con-
gress to meet in Caracas in 1911. Spain
and England are invited TO attend the
independence celebration, but the de-
cree eliminates the mention of other ma
tions.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-03-25
Cuba VIII Celebrate

Caracas, March 24.-President Gomez
has issued a decree fixing the period be-
tween April 1910. and July, 1911, for the
celebration of the centennial festivities.
The proclamation extends an Invitation
to the Latin-American republics to the
conference to be held in Caracas in De-
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-03-25

Carney, 8. c.. March H--John ".
Ryan OF Wilmington. Del, claiming TO
be president of the United States Guar
antce company Of that city, who was ar
rested here a few days ago. was taken to
Orlando. Fla, this morning by Deputy
sher,1 Gordon Of that citytto answer a
ch.r~a ~ swiudling. Ryan refused to go
without requisition and this delayed hts
departure.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-12-29
No Glanq for Her

"Slip me a brace Of caCkles," or
dered the ch~esty-looking man with q
bored air, as he perched on the first
stool In the lunchroom.
"A WHAT" asked the waitress. as
she placed a glass of water before
him.
Adam and Eve fat on their backs!
A pair of sunnysidersl" said the young
man in an eXasperated tone.
You got me, kid" returned the
waitress. "Watcha want?"
Eggs up" said the young man.
"'E-g g-s,' the kind that come before
the hen or after, | never knew which"
why didn't you say so in the first
place." asked the waitress. You'd a
had 'em by this time"
We'll, Of all things" said the
young man.
Il knew what he was drivin' at all
the time" began the waitress as the
young man departed. But he's one
of them fellers that thinks they a
get by with anything. He don't know
that they're using plain English now
in restaurants"