Amador ledger., 1910-03-11
GLOBE SIGHTS

Whether drunk or sober, some men
are naturally born nuisances.
1t is as difficult to transplant people
as it is to transplant trees.
An Atchison girl is so homely that
she does not think she is PRETTY herself.
A busy man is not busy with his own
work his principal task is getting rid
of bores.
One trouble with drunk man is that
he insists on advertising more than ne
has for sale.
The easiest thing in the world is to
make a $50 promise that is to be filled
in the indefinite future.
A mother who isn't willing to be i'm
posed upon by her children will be
talked about by the neighbors.
When boy expresses willingness to
climb tree to pick cherries, they are
not for his mother to put up.
There are some men so foolish it
makes them feel rich to count up the
amounts they have spent in the past.
How you live in the winter plays a
more important part than sassafras tea
in determining your health in the
spring.
We wish we we're young girl who
has Just returned from school: We saw
one yesterday, and four girls had their
arms around her.
In this intellectual world, you may
have observed that college advertise
ments have more to say about the gym
nasium than the library.
Note of progression: 1t is still per-
fectly proper to borrow sugar when conf
panv comes, but it is no longer proper
to borrow the bowl.
When woman goes to call upon an
other woman, the latter thinks she is
bound, by courtesy to tell her visitor
some gossip before she leaves.
These days it seems to be more i'm
portant to have an old mahogany table
that belonged to grandmother than to
have had the grandmother.
If all the inventive genius wasted on
excuses were eXerted along more practi-
cal lines, an extension would have to be
built on the patent office.
We have a great curiosity to see a
certain Atchison girls true complexion /:
we would like to take look at her
some time after she washes her face
1t frequently happens that father and
mother have better health than the
children. because they have no time for
sickness or any other recreation.
If there is anything that disgusts the
people more than the spectacle of girl
chasing a man it is the fact that the man
does not object to being chased.
We would like to bet that if ever
Damon and Pythias had married, and
moved into the same block, something
would have happened to wreck their
| friendship.
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Oriental rug, it is pro per to put up the
clothesline in the front yard, but it is
in better taste to air rag carpet in the
rear.
No woman past forty should own a
Chatting dish Any one that age who
doesn't know that cob or coal fire is
more fitting, isn't fit 10 be trusted with
cooking.
In real shiftless families it is possible
to hear clear and convincing arguments
why, since brooms have gone up to 50
cents, it is cheaper to buy vacuum
cleaner.
There is this to be said for the man
who behaves like a cold wave: he
doesn't interfere with your work as
much as the one who thinks he has q
monopoly in scattering sunshine.
Every time woman groans in the
night, there comes with the groan the
pleasing proof that there is nothing in
her husbands theory he is light
sleeper; at least. he doesn't wake up.
When a wife announces to hel
husband that she has made an engage
ment for him that evening, he groans in
despair. Then, with gimmer o
hope, he asks, "Do have to dress
up"
Some day philanthroplc rich mar
will get revenge by leaving his fortune
to the lawyers, so his kin can have thC
satisfaction of watching them waste i
in fighting among themselves.