The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1910-05-26

Miller Dress
ny }. A.. BUsHFIELD
MILLER. SOUTH DAKOTA
It costs nothing to go Joy riding on
. hot air wagon.
Instead of belling the cats they
should be trained TO an exclusive spar.
row diet.
The police in Chicago will watch
The bathing costumes. They will not
be alone in the work.
II Is time hat rich Americans
stopped being meal tickets for foreign
torgers Of old masters.
That oyster with "a pearls was a
great improvement over the one with
1000, 900 typhoid germs.
The big fish stories are coming In.
The rain Of frogs in northern Indiana
is scheduled for an early date.
Cotton -four and alfalfa biscuits are
preparing TO GUST wheat from It's
stronghold in the human stomach.
A London barber has written a play
called "The Ravens Cry" When did
those torturers start shaving ravens?
A Utica woman's neck was broken
b. a hug. Cupid's fatalities will soon
be numbered with those of football.
A strange thing about the war OF
the tongs is that there apparently are
as many Cinnamon In this country as
ever.
The winter of our discomfort being
over, we will now begin to figure out
how much new fishing tackle we shall
need.
S~eventy-six thousand farmers now
W automobiles. Revival Of the
odCh W thc idim OulSiy 10 hoW pdi|
iy explained.
We respectfully call to the weather
bureaus attention the fact that the
Ice harvest was completed during the
regular winter months.
Why should college girls smoke
cigarettes when there are so many In.
teresting and useful things for them
to do In this short life?
The man or movement hat keeps
in the middle of the road and Is not
turned to the right or left by fads or
follies is pretty sure Of success.
Dead men may tell no tales, but
some defunct chickens would II they
bore upon their pallid skins the date
when they went into cold storage.
Those Servian princes who have
given out that they do not desire rich
American brides omit to state what
figure they consider as affiuence.
Chicago hotels for transients have
become lovely and luxurious, but your
real Chicagoan will refuse to become
a transient merely for that reason.
Aiaska's latest gold field is yielding
$25 a pan. Still, look at the record
made by any girl who catches a mil
Iionaire husband with her chatting
dish!
A swarm OF bees broke up a ball
game in California the other day and
drove all the spectators from the
grand stand. One of the remarkable
features of the incident was that the
bees never touched the umpire.
Spain has advised Ecuador and
Peru not to fight. The advice might
well be extended to all Central and
South American republics, no matter
whether they happen to be fighting or
preparing to fight Just now or not.
A Pennsylvania man remembered
his wife In his will and also the widow
next door. dividing his property be-
tween them but STIMULATING that II
either started a quarrel her share goes
to the other. The Wanted wisdom of
Solomon could have gone no further
than this.
A Baltimore man a a divorce
because his wife loves him SO much
that her caresses and words of en-
dearment bore him. 1t Is hoped that
women will not generally regard this
as a solemn warning. Our opinion of
the man Is that he doesn't bulk very
large as a lord Of creation.
A New York paper manufacturer
says that his company gets old rope
from all parts of the world. and that
80, 900 tons of 1t were manufactured
into paper in this country last year.
This will surprise those who had
thought that the only use for old rope