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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1910-08-12
How Ianotry Missed It.-An FL

How Langtry Missed lt.-An Eng
lsh diplomat at a dinner in LenoX said
of Mrs. Langtry, relates the Washing
ton Star:
when she was at the summit Of heI
beauty and fame-when crowds fol-
lowed her in Bond Street and the Row
she met at a semi-royal dinner al
African king.
Mrs. Langtry, dazzling in her beau
ty. sat beside the king. She was ir
good spirits and she did her very best
to amuse and please him: and she
must have succeeded for at the din
ner's close he hearrd a deep sigh anC
said TO her:
"'Ah, madam. if heaven had onl!
made you black and fat you would be
irresistible"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1910-08-12
humorous department.
Fooled the Old Man.

OoleQ Ine Olo Wdr'
In a thriving country village down IN
Massachusetts, highly respected and
extremely pious old gentleman con-
ducts a weekly newspaper during the
week and on Sundays discOurses his
religious views from the pulpit of the
local Presbyterian church. In addition
to these duties he is an arduOus and
indefatigable worker against the liquor
traffic.
One sultry afternoon in midsummer,
his office force of three-pressman,
compositor and "devir'-were regaling
themselves with a quart bottle of beer,
secured from the local liquor dispen-
sary across the way.
Jones, the pressman, was just taking
his turn at the hottie, meanwhile keep
ing his eyes riveted on the door around
the corner of the big press. Noting the
entrance of the "old man." he signalled
a warning to his companions, and with
rare presence of mind, seized the type
brush, and sprinkling it literally with
the beer, began to industriously scrub
the form on the bed of the press.
The "old man" at once scented the
beer, and instantly recognized the Odor,
regardless of the fact that he had on
several occasions made the proud boast
that mot q drop of the vile stuff had
ever passed his lips"
With blood in his eye" he advanced
upon the scene fully determined to
make a horrible example of the Often
der. Judge of his surprise when he
witnessed the unruffied Jones calmly
scrubbing the form with the foamy
suds. every now and then dashing a
new supply onto the dripping brush.
What does this mean, Jones'?
We'll, sir, we've been having lots OF
trouble on this run keeping the type
from filing up. l tried everything l
knew without striking remedy, until
I happened to think that once heard
a tramp printer say that beer was a
fine thing to use on a sultry day
Huh" snorted the "old man."
so I sent Johnnie after bottle and
lust see the results" Jones continued,
without noticing the interruption.
Picking up a sheet from a pile Oh
waste sheets that had been run
through the press two or three times
to remove an Offset, he held it before
the old gentleman's eyes, with the re-
mark:
Just look at that, isn't it a fright?
Now look how it printed after l scrub
bed out the form with the beer"
He exhibited sheet from the pile on
the delivery table, which was perfect
in every way.
well, Jones, that does show some
improvement, must confess. Tricks
in all trades, hey?"
You bet your life," exclaimed the
unabashed Jones, "and by the way, 1
gave Johnnie quarter to get that beer
with knowing that you wouldn't want
it charged to you"
"All right, Jones, here's your quarter,
and if you need any more beer next
press day, don't hesitate to ask me for
the money"
AS the old man disappeared into his
sanctum, Ghe entire force were sudden
ly seized with an uncomfortable desire
to e."-EXchange
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1910-08-12
YORKVILLE MONUMENT WORKS
1.-THE OLD RELIAelE.)
YORkVlLLE, S. C.

Monument dealers the country over
carry practically the same line Of de-
signs, and usually the customer must
take not what he wants, but the near
est thing he can find to it in the list
submitted.
Or in other words he must take one
Of the regular stock designs and lon-
sequently gets duplicate of hundreds
Of other monuments already erected
and all exactly alike except possibly in
the quality of the work and material.
We make a specially of giving our
customers exactly what they want; 4;
taking their ideas and combining them
with our experience we endeavor to
work out an original design. which in
the completed monument reflects the
taste and individuality of the pur-
chaser.
If you want something above the
average, let us make it for you. II
will cost you no more than the ordi-
nary kind.
JOHN e. CARROLL,
Pres. and Treas.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1910-08-12

Abuse of Hospitality.-Charles NJ.
Schwab. at his dinners in his splendid
white mansion in Riverside Drive, tells
a number of stories about thrift.
Excellent as thrift is Mr.. Schwab
will sometimes say. lit may yet be car
ried too far.
Jones, for example, on hot after
noon entered a Pittshurg saloon to get
a glass of cold lager. Perceiving Smith
at the bar he said generously.
Hello Smith! Will YOU have
beer?'
THE thrifty Smith. as he pushed
away his empty glass answered:
mo. thanks, Jones: don't care for
another beer: hut you can pay for this
one I've just finished if YOU like. ~
Detroit Free Press.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1910-08-12

The Language of Aquatics.-A
French woman, proud of her limited
knowledge of English. and an Ameri-
can woman, proud of her limited
knowledge of French. were introduced
at an uptown evening company. The
French woman insisted on express
ing herself i'm bad English and the
American would talk nothing but had
French.
When the guests began t" depart
they were still at it. At last they
arose to go. Here is their wat"ry
farewell:
Reservoir" said the fair American.
Tanks" responded her new friend.
Philadelphia Times.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1910-08-12

There are today about 1S0 legal re.
serve or "old line" companies seeking
to insure the lives Of the people Of the
United States, as against about so ter
years ago, and of this number less thar
80 do IS per cent of the business, and
had it been possible for Mr.. Wallace
to have examined the records and con-
tracts of all of them, his decision would
have been the same, as is that of al
men who are intelligently seeking the
best company. the best contract and
the lowest cost There are scores OF
citizens in York county, who have Sc
cured policies in the Mutual Benefit
during the past Is years, who endorse
all that Mr.. Wallace has said.
SAM M. GRlST, Special Agent.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1910-08-12
JOHN r. HART
ATTORNEY AT LAW
No. 3 Law Range
YORkVILlE. S. c.
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA.
County Of York.
IN TIE PROBATE COURT.

BY l.. r. Williams, Esquire. Probate
Judge of York County.
w HEREAS MARION b. JEN-
w NINGS, has applied to me for
Letters of Administration, on all
and singular, the goods and chat
tells. rights and credits of Mrs. EMMl lE
II. JENNINGS, late of the county
aforesaid, deceased:
These are, therefore, to cite and ad-
monish all and singular the kindred
and creditors of the said deceased, to be
and appear before me at our next
Probate Court for the said county, to
be holden at York Court House on the
20TH DAY OF AUGUST, 1910. to shew
cause, If any, why the said Administra-
ton should not be granted.
Given under my Hand and Seal, this
5th day of August, in the year OF
our Lord one thousand nine hundred
and ten, and in the 135th year OF
American independence.
L. r. WILLIAMS.
Probate Judge Of York County.
GO 2t
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1910-08-12

a. Smelling of gasoline is no sign Of
ownership of an automobile.
xn' "Where's Jagsby going?" "He
saws he is going. on lark" "Oh, he's
a d"-BaltimOr American.
,trI Pa. what is writer's cramp?'
ITS being cramped for money, my
son. All writer's suffer from it.
Red Hen.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1910-08-12

E The Enquirer office sells Rebuilt
Typewriters cf all kinds at saving OF
one fourth to half. Rebuilt Machines
that are equal to New Machines in
every respect.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1910-08-12
THE WYLIE HOME
FOR SALE

III WELVE-HORSE Erie Boiler. with
l. complete fittings. in good condition
AT q bargain Call on or write us.
l.. M. GRISTS SONS.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1910-08-12
FRIDAY, AUGUST IL, 1910.
J. G.. WILBO r N
REAL ESTATE

LIST YOUR PROPERTY WITH ME
IF YOU WANT TO SELL
l want to buy or rent a cheap Horse
or Mule.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1910-08-12

T. w. SPECK, The Jeweler.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1910-08-12

| May 81, 1910.
Mr.. ]. ]. Pittser, Agent,
| Mutual Benefit Life Insurance Co.,
Hoopeston, Illinois.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1910-08-18
JUST AMONG OURSELVES

See Crandall for watches.
It pays to trade with Shrcve.
Star Brand Shoes for ladies at the
Paris Store.
Frank D. Crandall for watches; all
sizes; all kinds; prices right.
Hair ornaments and Coronation braid
pins at the Paris Store.
There are few choice lots left in the
Blackwell addition. Charles F. Craig,
agent.
Mrs DR.. Wallace was at Spokane last
week, attending a reunion at Brunot
College.
Harding 4 Harding, undertakes, OPP
posite First National Bank, Newport,
Wash.
J. A. Noble returned today from a
visit with home folks at West Union,
Iowa.
Secondhand piano for sale cheap. In
quire at the residence of R. |. Towle.
14tf
Carl Johansen, of the Wimber Gre
Gerry. is spending week with his par
ents at Tacoma.
Cordwood taken at the highest market
price in exchange tor merchandise. C.
A. Sherman & Co.
FOR SALE-Four-ligh gasoline light
ing system, new and in irst-class order.
W. r. Willard, Newport, Wash.
Bread. pies, cakes and novelties in the
line of bakei goods always on hand.
fresh every day, at the Model Bakery.
Have you seen the new Premier En-
ameled Ware just received at w. F.
Millard's. The ware that wears we'll
looks we'll and is we'll.
The Model Bakery invites your in
spection of its new quarters on Wash
ington avenue. Everything fresh and
clean at all times.
There will be dance at Penrith Sat
urday evening, August 20, the first in
the new hall at that place. First-class
music will be provided and cordial in
vitation is extended to all.
Safe Senator Chas. A. Myers and w.
J. Dwell, president of the Big Bend
Milling Co., both of Davenport, WASH,
were. Newport visitors today on their
way home from an outingat Priest Lake.
The Elmer families of Spirit Valley
are increasing in number. Recently
IT, Q family of William Elmer welcomed
the coming of a boy and the Henry Ell
mer family girl.
The council held a short meeting
Tuesday night, at which very little bust
ness was transacted. The newly az"
pointed councilman, w. A. Ladwig. app
peared and was sworn into his official
position.
The latest pattern oil stoves. Save
your wood and keep your wife in good
humor by using one during the hot sea-
son. Call and let me show you how
easy to manage and how low the price.
W. F. Willard.
WANTED-By the world at large, big
red apples with the Stevens county
flavor; help me show where we grow 1t;
highest price for extra fancy; write me
what you'll have. j. H. G. Scurlock,
Mgr. Stevens County Exhibit, Hunters,
Wash. I'm
Three companies of colored troops
from Fort Wright went through New
port on special train Sunday afternoon,
bound for Columbia Falls to fight fires
in the Glacier National Park and the
Flathead National Forest. The troops
carried with them mule train equip
ment.
The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1910-08-18

For clean, wholesome baked goods try
the Model Bakery.
A nice new line of good up-to- date
jewelry at Shreve's.
New sofa cushions and a new line of
stamped linen on display at the Paris
Store.
When you need an undertaken call
Harding & Harding. Night and day
phones.
A new model DeLaval cream separa-
tor, been used a short time, for sale
cheap. Bell & Turnbull.
ANY one knowing the whereabouts OF
Martin Larsen. please communicate
with the First National Bank, Newport.
John McInnis. Sr., of Spokane, and
his brother, Uncle Bob Mc1nnis, from
down river, were in town Tuesday and
Wednesday.
The machinery of the Long mill is be-
ing moved from Hardscrabhle to it's new
location on Davis lake. A crew of men
will be started at work soon to get out
logs.
G.. F. Talmadge arrived from Seattle
Friday, to take charge of the Postoffice
Store, which he recently purchased from
Lee Berry. The Talmadees are occupy
ing the E. E. Reid residence.
The Ladies' Aid Of the NJ. E. church
will give an ice cream social on the lawn
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs A. K. Nc.
Clintock on Saturday evening. August
20. All are invited to come and have a
20 cial time.
G. A. FEEDERS driving horse was
stolen from the pasture near Tweedie
Saturday, and was found near Blanch-
ard Sunday night. The animal showed
signs of having been saddled and ridden
hard, but had evidently got away from
| its captor and started on the trip back
home.
George w. Johnston. of Tweedie. has
| filed for the Democratic nomination for
county assessor. He will lay low dur
ing the primary period. as he has no
opposition for the nomination, but after
the primary expects to make livelv
run for the Office, with strong hopes oil
landing 1t.
j. f White and wife, of Penrith,
mourn the death of their little 8-months.
old daughter, who died Sunday after q
sickness of few hours, the victim OIL
the dreaded spinal meningitis, the first
case that has appeared in this vicinity
although it is quite prevalent in many
localities. both east and west. The par.
ents have the sympathy of their many
friends in this affection.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-03-31
. A US D o | N G S
IN 3 r { r.

The Weather-Forecast for today
in Georgia; Fair; light variable
winds.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-03-31
CASTORlA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
si sssss ses Of LkAzza<
S1CO REWARD, $iU0.

The redars of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
one dreadful disease that science has
been able to cure in all it's stages, and
that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure
is the only positive cure now known
to the medical fraternity. Catarrh be-
ing a constitutional disease, requires
a constitutional treatment. Halls Ca
tarrh Cure is taken internally. acting
directly upon the blood ana mucous
surfaces of the system, thereby de
stroying the foundation of the disease
and giving the patient strength by
building up the constitution and as
sisting nature in doing its work. The
proprietors have so much faith in its
curative powers that they offer one
hundred dollars for any case that il
fails to care. Send for list Of testi-
monials. Address:
F. j. Cheney & Co., Toledo, o
Sold by druggist, 75c.
Take Halls Fan-ily Pills for consti-
- tI"R.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-03-31

A Small BIaze-The fire depart
ment was called out yesterday after
noon by an alarm sounded from box
Al The blaze was located in a small
house just this side of the gas house.
which is occupied by negroes. The
damage was small.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-03-31
NEW YORK POLICE JAIL
TWO WOULD-BE ROBBERS

New York, March 30.-With the In
ing up today at police headquarters
of Frederick Cunningham and Frank
Chester, two men caught last night
trying &c get away with two trunks
containing $4,000 in stamps and $500
in cash stolen from the Richmond,
Va. postoftice the detective force be-
lieve it has made one Of the most i'm
portant captures in years.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-03-31
PERs oNAL ENTIo

W. H. Bowen spent yesterday IN
Fernandina.
W. NJ King of Atlanta, was visitor
to the city yesterday.
A. D. Daniel, of the A.. B. and A
at Atlanta, is in the CITY.
S. P. Walker, of Jacks )rville. is in
the city on a short visit.
J. H. Gray. of jacksonville, is spend
ing a few days in the city
R. w Boom, of Marietta, Ga, is
spending few days in The city.
w. F. Parker has returned from a
short business trip to Jacksonville.
A. S. Fitch. of New Orleans, was
among those registered IL the Ogle
thorpe yesterday
Mayor Hopkins, who has been very
i'll for the past several days, is report
ell to be considerably improved.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-03-31

Heed for Higher Court-The five
negroes who were arrested Monday
charged with robbing an A, B. & a.,
freight car were given a preliminary
hearing before Justice Lambright yes
terday. Two of the negroes We're held
under a heacy bond. two others were
held as witnesses, while one was dis
charged, it being proved that he was
not connected with the robbery.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-03-31

SEE TIE ADVERTISEMENT OF
ENslL G. VINSON CO., SAVANNAH.
IN THE NEWS THIS MORNING.
THEY ARE SELLING LADIES.
MISSES AND cHiLDRENS GAR
MENTS AT VERY ATTRACTIVE
PRICES. TRY THEIR MAIL ORDER
DEPARTMENT.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-03-31

Still Register slowIy-There was
no decided increase Yesterday in the
number of people registering for the
county and state primary, only few
names being added during the day. It
appears now that the books will close
Tuesday with an unusually small num-
her of qualified voters.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-03-31

FOR PROMPT SERVICE AND UP
TO-DATE GROCERIES AT PRICES
THAT Will SURPRISE YOU, RING
532, HODGES.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-03-31

Do you want fertilizer? Ask your
DEALER 10 get it for you.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-03-31

Making nproVements-A number
Cf improvements are being made on
the interior of the Ogletaorpe hotel.
A new coat of paint is being added to
the entire inside of the office and
lobby and other such Improvements
hosiery.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-03-31

The Last Day--As stated in these
columns yesterday this is the last daa,
which the city license dalinqlenrs
have to pay their license without add
tional expense All those who fail to
purchase a license Will be arra1gned
in the mayors court and fined.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-03-31

PAGE 9.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-03-31

Jeky! Guests Returning Several
guests who have been spending some
time on Jekyl returned to the city
yesterday and left for their homes.
There are now only a few visitors on
the island and the clubhouse will
close for the season next week.
Holbrook argus., 1910-06-28
A New Arrival

T. Neithammer came down town at an unusual early hour Thursday morning his face aglow
 with "that smile that won't come off" He was 1nquir- ing for the census taker stating that the population of our little City had been increased and he desired to have 1t show immed- lately upon the census report. Mir. Neithamer says it is most promising baby girl. The moth CT and daughter are doing nicely
Holbrook argus., 1910-06-28
BODY OF FIREMAN IS
 SENT HOME
Untimely Death of Fireman
 Roy O. Case.

The body of Roy O. Case, who met a tragic death i'll the Santa Fe yards Friday night, when he was run over by a switch engine and so badly injured that he died several hours later, was shipped last night to Los Angeles, his former home, where interment will be made. The young man has a number of relatives i'll Los Angeles. The body was escorted from Strong's chapel to the San- ta Fe station by a delegation of Brotherhood of Locomotive Bremen, the deceased having been a member of that organiza- tion.
 The untimely death of young Case was the cause ofdeep regret among the railroad boys yester- day, the lad having been quite a general favorite.-Albu. Journal.
 MT. Roy O. Case will be re- membered by some of the local boys here having been fireman out of this division for some time.
Holbrook argus., 1910-06-28
To Our Neishbors of Arizona.

As citizens of sister common-
 wealth:
 We congratulate your state in taking it's rightful place in the great American Union.
 We hail with delight the new star ill the national Armament.
 We wish you individually, happiness, prosperity, and all the blessings of peace, and to that end we pledge every neigh borly accommodation and place our resources at your command.
 We trust that each day will draw us closer with the bonds of intimate community of inter est and t h. e ties of personal friendship.
Holbrook argus., 1910-06-28
Local Happenings

Judge E. M. Doe, associate jus tice of the supreme court of Ariz.. and presiding Judge of the fourth judicial district, has appointed Gilbert E. Greer clerk ofthe office on the 16th inst. The appoint ment is highly satisfactory to all having business with the court lu any way and the business will continue to be transacted in the same efficient manner as for merly.- St. Johns Herald.
Holbrook argus., 1910-06-28
INDIAN TRADER MUR- DERED BY NAVAJO
 INDIANS
Old Indian Trader and Guide Murdered Sixty Miles
 North of Gallup

Gallup, N, M, June 23.- Richard Wetherill, brother of the Gallup postmaster, and one of the best known ranchmen, In- dian traders, and guides in New Mexico, was foully murdered last night by Navajo Indians at his ranch at Putnam, N, M., six ty miles north of Gallup. Sheriff T. P, Talle of Mckinley county, who was in that section when the killing occurred, arrived in Gallup this afternoon to secure fresh horses and strong posse to go in pursuit of the Indians. According to the story as told by Talle, Wetherill and some other stockmen had a dispute yesterday with a bunch of In- dians over a cattle deal, near the ranch. Wetherill started back to his ranch house and Talle, who went over the tra1l a short time later found the body of Wetherill prone in the road pierced by a number of bullets. Talle imme- diately rode rapidly to the ranch and informed the men there of the tragedy. The men however, were afraid to go out to rescue the body of Wetherill, as they said the Indians had left there a short time before threatening to come back Tn a body and kill the whole settlement.
 The sheriff, fearing that the trouble would assume serious dimensions, got on his horse and spurred his way as rapidly as possible to Gallup in order to deputize a strong posse large enough to cope with a serious uprising among the Navajos. Talle plans to capture the slayers of Wetherill if it takes a pitched battle with the redskins, and all his men are armed to the teeth. The sheriff has called on the com manding officer at Fort Wingate for detachment of cavalry TO assist in rounding up the Indians and arresting the murderers.
 Ever since the appearance of the comet the superstitious re- servation Indians have been pow wowing and in a continual state of excitement, and the trouble with Wetherill appears to have been all that was needed to cause violent outbreak.
Holbrook argus., 1910-06-28

Harry Scores. the big sheep man of Navajo county, We Il t through from Holbrook Sunday, on his way to look after his ranch property near Phoenix. Owing to dry weather he was compelled to move his sheep from the Apache indian reserva- ton north near Holbrook.- Flagstaff Sum-.
Holbrook argus., 1910-06-28

The attraction of the moon S rays on last Tuesday evening was the canse of an exodus from our little city of party of six, whose journey, however, only occupied a few hours, the party returning many hours before the idea of a searching party being sent out. The vehicles, aside from the human burden, were loaded with viands of every des- cription, suitable for an evening lunch. The party consisted of Misses Smith, Scorse, Hess, and Messrs. Jaques, Newman and Henning. They returned with the news that the weather was fine, that subject having been thoroughly discussed, and had a delightful evening.
Holbrook argus., 1910-06-28

Elmer Cox ofM o1ine Ill. broth CT of J. E. Cox, cashier of Merch- ant and Stock Growers Bank, and who is spending his summer vacation ill the West, left town Thursday morning for Show Lou where he will be the guest offs. W. Jaques. The boys intend spending a couple of weeks at White River, angling the elusive trout.