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Los Angeles herald., 1910-02-27
THE REM EDY

Father O'Connor was feeling uncom-
Portable.
A friend, calling, advised him to see
a physician
My DOCTOR" said his reverence, zig
out Of the city,
But" said his friend, "there is Dr.,
Bailey"
Yes" replied the priest, ''but DR..
Bailey is drinking man."
Nevertheless" said the friend, che
can prescribe for you"
So DR.. Bailey was sent for and after
the diagnosis he said: Father OCon-
nor, | find the pulse normal, the heart
beats regular, and no organic difficulty
whatever"
But what ails me?" asked his
reverence.
Simply oVerWorked," replied the
DOCTOR
And what, sir, is your remedy?"
Thus asked Father O'Connor.
Hot punch" responded DR. Bailey.
Il have two objections to that" said
his reverence. In the first place I
haven't any punch and secondly 1
would not like to have my housekeeper
know that l use it,
Il can dispose of both objections"
said the physician, for [ can furnish
the punch and the hot water we'll ask
Mary for will be for shaving"
SO the priest consented; the doctor
supplied the punch, secured tn ehot
water, found two tumblers and pre-
pared the remedy.
The doctor tried it and the good
father inquired: How is it, doctor?"
Said the doctor: Father OConnor
it is a drink fit tfor the gods"
The good father then experimental
and greatly relished it.
1t was a week later DR. Rai1av mot
Mary, the housekeeper, in the street.
MARY" asked the doctor, "hoW is his
reVerence?"
Doctor" said Mary. his reverence.
sor, is we'll; yes intoirily so, but there
is this that's peculiar about the case of
his reverence ever since the afternoon
when you came asking for hot water:
Father OConnor has been shaving
himself ten times a day."
Los Angeles herald., 1910-02-27
AS OTHERS HEAR US

The last person man becomes ac-
uuainted with is himself. He cannot
see himself as others see MIN, nor can
he even hear his own voice with the
ears of the rest of the world. In proof
of this latter inability, there may be
cited experiments made by DR.. Laloy,
a French scientist
1t appears therefrom that if person
records on a phonograph a few SEN
tences pronounced by himself together
with others by his friends, and causes
the machine to reproduce these, it gen
orally happens that he easily recog-
niZes his friends voices, but not his
own. This fact proves that everyone
hears his own voice differently from
others.
The difference lies in the quality of
the tone. One hears his own voice not
only through the air, as do his auditors,
but across the solid parts situated be-
tween the organs of speech and those
of hearing. The sound thus produced
has a different timbre from that con-
Quoted to the ear by the air alone.
Take the end of wooden rod be
tween the teeth and pronounce a vowel
continuously. Let the other end be al
ternately taken between the teeth and
released bv another person who, at the
same time, stops his ears. The latter
will find that every time he seizes the
rod in his teeth the sound is stronger
than when it reaches the ear through
the air above, and has a different quail
ity.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-02-27


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Los Angeles herald., 1910-02-27
THERE ARE MILLIONS LIKE THIS

! HnG mIILlONo LIN ! n .
Some vivid word pictures by Mrs
Isabella Riggs Williams missionary of
the American board to China from 1866
to 1897, have recently been published
in a book entitled by the Great
Wall" One of the most striking is
that in which the author tries to make
plain to her western readers the grea-
difference which exists between the life
of an American girl and the circ m
stances which circumscribe the oppOr-
tunties of a Chinese girl
The court, fifteen feet square. r
rounded by mud houses, is her home
Ohe Chinese girD and that of five
other families. She cannot go to
church or Christian Endeavor meet
ings, she cannot go to school or have
any kind of an outing more than
dozen times a year.
When she was younger she could go
on the street for small items of mar
keting, but now her mother is watch
full of her-it is time for her marriage
she is - years old and tall for her
age.
Let us see how her day goes. There
is a round of washing bowls and pots,
sweeping the one or two family rooms,
and squatting on a bit of mat out
side the door to wash with a brick for
a washboard and soda instead of soap.
She rubs away patiently at white
stockings, that are nearly black. and
the boys ragged trOus rs, besides her
own, for girls as well as boys wear
trousers in China.
"Well, girl" says her mother, work
away, for tomorrow is the ninth OF
the ninth month, and if you are dill
gent today you may go with your aunt
and me to the missionaries home. Oh,
of course we go to the temple firstl
Bind your feet little more tightly,
child Who DO you think will marry
you with such feet? You know | have
always told you that woman should
have head and feet nice.
Rub a little easier and be saving
of the soda. l spent cents for it. and
it will be long enough before 1 can get
more. l shall save up quite while to
get 80 cents so | can buy cloth for
baby a suit. It's getting ccol and the
missionary lady says it's because he
goes bare that he's sick all the time"
Mother can't you buy cloth for me
some shoes? Mine have had these bits
of cloth glued on the toes for long
time and they're not very nice"
Dear dear, how you children do
wear out your things Well, if you
will help with the fur sewing and we
earn 10 cents a day regularly you can
buy the cloth next month
"I need ankle cloths, too
Now, child, what girl you are.
Have you gone and washed yours all
to pieces? If | was as strong as l
used to be I'd do all the washing my
self! Go to the gate and if your
brother is there tell him to come quick
ly and bring argols to cook supper
with. 1t is we'll for us that the grocer
trusted me for the millet. We shall not
go hungry tonight as we did last
night"
The father comes i'm with 2 cents
worth of carrots for supper. He says
1.-The new foreign, doctor is a man #
great skill I hear. Quite wonderful
case they are telling of all over town
But I liked the other doctor; she was
very kind to us. I've always thought
that when I had time I would go AMI
learn about Jesus"
Los Angeles herald., 1910-02-27
IN THE PALACE OF THE CAR


The doorkeeper had strict orders to
let nobody pass into the emperor 5
apartments. As he was keeping guard
at his post a nobleman approached and
was striding through the door.
You cannot pass here, eXcellency. [
have the emperor's Instructions to keep
everybody out
But l am Prince -"
mo matter, excellency. My instruc
tions made no exceptions, and l can
not admit you"
The nobleman flushed. No common
man had ever spoken to him in this
fashion before. He became furious and
he lashed the dOorkeeper across the
face with his riding whip
Now" said he, will you stand
aside?"
mo, excellency. Strike away. l am
here to bar that door, and lashings
will not affect me. l shall obey my
ORDERS
Again the noble brute slashed and
cut the poor faithful janitor about
face and head and neck, but with the
same result.
At last the emperor, Peter the
Great, hearing a tumult, came out OF
his room to see what was the matter.
The noble explained. The emperor
listened carefully, turned his back
word to him and addressed the door
keeper.
You, Tolstoy were struck by this
gentleman for Obeying my orders.
Take my stick and strike him as he
struck you, across the face; mark him
as he has marked you"
But, your majesty Interrupted the
nobeman, this man is a common sol
dier. To receive a blow from one OF
ha or 6iSorgfp
one of your majesty's officers"
Then | make him a captain, said
the emperor.
but l am an officer of your majes-
tvs household"
Il make him a colonel of my Life
Guards" returned his majesty.
My rank, your majesty knows, is
that of general
4 will make him a general, too, and
the beating you get from him will come
from a man of your own rank. There
will be no disgrace in receiving any
thing from his hands. Only pain and
the shame of carrying the Weals of
whip across your face for all men to
See"
The noble then took his punishment,
as some would say, Lying down.
Next day the young soldier was COM
missioned a general of the Russian
army and made a count of the Rus
sian empire. From this man is
descended in a direct line the great
Russian, Leo Tolstoy.-LOndon Paper.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-16
GLOBUEES 8
3 's:,.'- 9: CD VS. ''';;; :; :;..

Even half a loaf is better than
a loafer deserves.
When it comes to a pinch a
policeman viii do.
This is q very healthy COM
munity but a good many bite the
dust.
Sacred music doesn't neces-
sarily have to be played on an
upright piano.
You can give this county a
good boost by having the Globe
sent to your friends in the east.
Trying to do a successful busi-
ness without advertising is as
useless as winking at a girl in
the dark.
Everything in nature INDUCES
in amusement. The lightning
plays, the wind whistles, the
thunder rolls, the snow flies, the
waves leap and the fields smile.
Even the buds shoot and the
rivers run.
There is more joy in q printing
Office over one sinner that pays
III advance and abuses the editor
on every possible occasion than
there is over ninety and nine
who borrow the paper and sing
its praises without contributing
a cent to keep it out of the poor
house.
In a certain graveyard, st.
Peter had gathered the saints to.
gether one night for q celestial
picnic. You've forgotten one
over there" piped up one of his
followers. That's all right, ~
said St. Peter, ''he was in bust.
ness and would not advertise or
the score that people would
know he was there anyway, an6
as he has no tablet at the heaC
Of his grave I'll just assume
that / don't know he is there
and fool him one this trip.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-16

Judge Robert S. Lovett, head
of all the Hartman railway sys-
TENS, has just finished a thorough
Central Oregon, starting at On
tario, and taking automobiles a.
cross country to Burns, Lakeview
Klamath, Bend, and across the
Cascades from near Bend to AL
bany. Judge Lovett said this
tour was made to give him per-
sonal, direct knowledge of con-
ditions in the vast region, on
which a multitude of reports had
been made, When he finished
his trip, he stated specifically
that his company would build a
trans. state line across Eastern
Oregon, in an east-west direction
but the time when it would be
done, and the termini were not
stated. He further said that all
the available acreage of the reg
| ion would have to be brought up
to a high state of cultivation be-
fore one line would pay. This
exhaustive inspection by the
chief of the Hartman lines is be-
lieved to anti-date active con-
struction by the great system on
an extension of the line now
joining the Oregon Short Line at
Ontario, and intended to tap the
Natroh-K klamath line near 0dell.
"A prominent official of this sys.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-16
Notice.

Sealed bids will be received by
the County Court for the follow
ing County supplies:
car of Coal for the Gillian
County High School;
20 cords of 16-inch Pine wood
for the Court House.
The coal to be delivered at the
High School Building and the
wood at the Court House. Ad-
dress bids to the County Clerk,
and all bids must be in by 400
o'clock p. m, September Both,
1910, at which time bids will be
opened. The County Court re-
servo the right to reject any and
all bids. By order of the County
Court, Chas. H. Horner,
County Clerk.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-16

The following statement which
appeared in the Times of last
week as an editorial comment on
the recent meeting of the Demo
cratic State Central Committee,
is either another mistake or a
deliberate attempt to deceive the
people:
1T has developed that the
members of the Democrat State
Central Committee, which met
in Portland recently, virtually
indorsed the candidacy of Os.
wald West, present Railroad Com.
missioner, for the Democratic
Nomination for Governor. -
The article brings to US the am.
using recollection of the small
boy in school, who, while being
chastised by the teacher for
mischeivous act, said, thinking
to divert the teachers attention
from his own wrong-doing, "Wel
Bill Jones did the same thing anC
you amt doin' nothin' to him.
The Times in its endeavor tt
divert the attention of the people
from the wrong of its own creed
tells the people that the Demo.
Gratis are guilty of the same act,
but in this The Times is mistak'
en-. The Democratic State Cen
trail Committeeman who met in
Portland did not indorse Oswald
West for Governor. Neither die
they indorse any candidate fol
that office nor for any other Of
flee. This information has beer
obtained by the editor of thu
Globe from an absolutely auth
entic source and there is nj
question as to its truthfulness.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-16

ed they are kept out of politics
and under control, thereby assur-
ing the people that they are not
paying an illegitimate profit
on the product or the service of
the corporations. The Times ev-
identity is laboring under the i'm
preston that the corporations
would, if kept out of politics,
withdraw their services from the
public but that this is mythical
is proven by the fact that the
railroads built thousands of miles
of roads and received large re-
turns therefrom, years before
they entered politics. 1t is but
just that the corporations should
receive a fair interest on their
investments but it is not just
that they should, through a can
didate of their own choosing.
carry the matter into the legisla-
ture in order to fleece the people
out of an unfair interest on wat
cred stock. The people of Rock
Creek, Mayville and Fossil know
we'll that the proposed develop
ment of their sections will not be
hampered by keeping the corpor-
ations out of power. The cor
porations will place their money
| in this county just the same il
they are shown where they may
reap profitable returns by so do.
ing.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-16
THE GLOBE FOR DEVELOPMENT

An editorial in the last issue of
the Times tries to convey the
false impression to the people
that the Globe is against the
development of the natural
riches of the county. The edi-
torial in question is so rambling
and disconnected that it is hard
to find anything in it worthy of
an answer. The writer of the
article seems to be trying to con-
vince the promoters of, and
those to receive benefit from,
the Rock Creek irrigation pro-
ject and the proposed extension
of the railroad to Fossil, that the
Globe, by fighting against cor
poration politics is knocking
these proposed developments,
but the promoters and people
know that in both instances the
Globe was the first to give them
publicity, and at all times did
all in its power to help along
both projects. Because we are
opposing the assembly as corpor.
alton politics the Times in some
incomprehensible manner hal
conceived the idea that we are a.
gainst developement. Where il
the connection? We have moth
ing against corporations provid.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-16
NOTICE TO CREDITORS
In the County Court OF the
State of Oregon for Gillian
COUNTY.

VOUHIys
In the matter OF the Estate OF W. =. Morgan,
Deceased.
Notice Is hereby given that the undersigned
by order OF the County Court OF the State OF Ore
gon for Gillian County, duly made and entered
has been duly appointed administrator OF the
above entitled estate. All persons having
claims against said estate are hereby notified
to present their claims duly verified to the un.
dersigned at the ONCE Of d. r. Parker at Con.
don, oregon, or to the undersigned at Mayville
Oregon within six months from the date OF the
first publication Of this notice.
GEO. b. DUKEK, Administrator.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-16
! : .'y' f:Tsi,E
/ Notice For Publication.
8. Land ONCE at The Dalles. Oregon,

JUS. Lanu Unce HI Tie UHIIes, UTeBOH'
August 9Th, 1910.
Notice is hereby given that Amelia N. Rine-
hart, formerly Amelia n. Dwight, OF
Condor, Oregon, who, on June LIST, 1904.
made Homestead, Serial No. J3207J No. 1859,
for NE4swl., sE1<Nw1<, s1ENE1z. Section 81,
Township South, Range % East, Willamette
Meridian, has filed notice of intention to make
Final hve-year Proof, to establish claim to
the land above described, before chas. II. Hor.
ner County Clerk, at his Office, at Condor,
oregon, on the Goth day OF September 1910.
Claimant names as witnesses: john T. Pagan,
D. g. Brown. Ulyssis 8. carnine, John B. White
Sal OF Condor, Oregon.
c. W. Moore, Register.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-16
EXECUTORS SALE OF REAL
ESTATE.
In the County Court Of tho
State of Oregon for Gillian

In the County Court of tho
c4a&o 80 n.aoo,, tor nu,iar,
Souhty'
In the matter Of the Estate OF Ida Keisur, De
ceased,
Notice 10 hereby given that under aud pursuant
10 an order OF the above entitled Court made
aud entered Of record In the above entitled
cause on the 9Th day OF September, 1910, author
islug aRd dlrscting the undersigned executor
OF said estate to cell AT private sale to the high
est and best bidder the following described Real
Property belonging 10 said estate. to-wit
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-16

Department OF the Interior,
US Land once at The Dailes. Oregon,
August cath. 1910
Notice ls hereby given that William Barker.
Of Condor. Oregon. who on June and 1904.
made Homestead No. 1886 SERIAL No. 0a2i2l,
for Lot =, sw,<Swh.. Sec. 8 aud Lot l. sEttEE1.,
Sec. q, T. IS Range "a East, willamette Meridian,
has aied notise OF intention to make hnal ave-
year proof. to establish claim to the land above
described, before George W. Parman. U, 3. Com
missioner at his once at condon, Or, on the eth
day OF October, 1910,
Claimant names as witnesses; IA. MeMorri''
n, Y. Kelrur OF Condor. Oregon; A. J, McDaniel'
OF Rock Creek. Oregon: Samuel darTlsh OF olex,
Oregon.
c. W. MooRR, Register.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-16
pIa,ck FAVORED BY INSURGENTS,

There seems to be much in
quiry around the city and over
the county as to who is the lead
ing anti-assembly candidate for
governor and for the purpose of
informing our readers we have
investigated the matter by max
ing inquiry of those who have
been travelling through all Sec
tions of the state. These are u
unanimous in stating that Judge
Grant B. Dimick of Oregon City
seems to be the favorite of those
who are against the assembly,
in other words the Insurgents.
Those who are personally ac-
quainted with Judge Dimick all
speak very highly of him in ev-
cry way. His record made in
public affairs is an absolutely
clean one and speaks for itself.
Judge Lowell says, I'm my be-
lief the Anti-assembly forces
should concentrate on Grant B.
Dimick for Governor and put
him in nomination. Up in my
country they look upon Dimick
as a safe man and would make
safe Governor"
In his declaration he says he
is opposed to extravagant ap-
preparations as well as the crea-
tion of additional berths for sal
aried officers, boards and CON-
missions. He states he is in fav-
or of a more uniform system Of
highway building and that he
win oppose any attempt to de.
stroy the direct primary or the
initiative and referendum. As
stated on the ballot he is a Re
publican who indorses the prim'
ary law and strict economy in
public affairs. The Capita
Journal edited by Col. Hofer,
said in an editorial; "The people
appreciate the stand Judge Dim
ick has taken for progressive pol
icies in our state affairs and he
is today before the people on
clean and outspoken platform
Judge Dimick was Mayor of Ore
gon City four terms, was presi
Dental elector once and is now
serving as County Judge.
He has had a great deal of train
ing and equipment for the Office
of Governor and besides he is :
native son of Oregon. /" The re
ports show that the people d.
appreciate the stand Judge Dim
lex has taken and the platform
upon which he bases his candi
dacy.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-16

Passenger agents of all rail-
ways terminating here announce
that an immigration of at least
100, 900 people is expected in the
Northwest this Fall, in the ex-
cursion period between Septem-
ber Is and October Is. About
IS, 900 are estimated to have come
last Spring. Portland letter.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-16
Notice For Publication.
Department OF the Interior,
United States Land once,

The Dallas, Oregon. Aug, 26. 1910.
Notice ia hereby given that Eben h. Moore
Of Condor, Oregon. who. on February 2Oth
1904, made Homestead, No. 1921. SERIAL No
o7ssi). for wbfEw... and E!iswH Sec. ss
Township 3 s., r. 2i East. Willamette Meridian
has fled notice OF Intention to make
anal fve.yeRr proof. to establish claim
TO the land above described. before George W
Parman. United States Commissioner, at bis OF
dee at Condor. Oregon, on the ath day OF Oct
1910.
Claimant names as witnesses; A. Hartman
". r. Gross, 3. V. Moore, l.. O. Pnrman, all o.
Condor, oregon.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-16

recently announced that the Ore
gon appropriation for work this
year was $26. 900, 900. which re-
veals the tremendous program
outlined to offset rival Hill con-
struetion.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-16
Notice For Publication.
Public Land Sale. No

The Dalles. Oregon. United States Land once,
July soth. 1910.
Notice is hereby given that, as directed BY the
Commissioner Of the General Land once, under
provisions OF Aotoi Congress approved June "a,
1905, Public No. SOs we viii oter At public sale,
to the highest bidder. alto o'clock a. m. on the
2ist day Of september isi0st this once, the FOL.
lowing tract OF land. to-wlt: wliNwk, Sec 5
El<NEI.. Sec. ATS sR q. E,w.M.
Any persons claiming adversely the Above.de.
scrlbed lands are Adyised to hle their claims OF
objections, on or before the day above desisnA
ted for sale.
c. ". Moore, Register
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-16
NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLE
MENT
In the County Court Of the
State of Oregon for Gillian
County.

in the matter OF the Estate OF Samantha skel'
ly, Deceased.
TIE undersigned administrator Of the above
named estate having filed his tinal account in
the above entitled court. and the Court having
fixed Monday the Goth day of September 1910 at
the hour OF 10 O'Clock q. m. OF said day at the
court room OF the above entitled court in the
Court House In Condor, Oregon, as the time
and place for the hearing OF the said hbal ac'
count and all objections thereto.
Notice is hereby given to the heirs. creditors
and all persons interested in said estate to file
their objections to said Anal account, II any
they have on or before the said date set for final
hearing.
John Nelson, Ad
ministrator OF the estate OF samantha Sicily
Deceased Hu<o
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-16
Congregational Church
Services.

Sunday School 10 a. m.
Junior Endeavor 3p. m.
Christian Endeavor $50 p. m.
All are invited to attend. 4.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-16

State OF Oregon, County OF Gillian, IS:
!, F. T. Hurlburt, Cashier Of the above.named
bank, do solemnly swear that the above state.
ment Is true to the best Of my knowledge and
belief.
FIT, HuRLBURT, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this 9th
day Of sept. 1910.
d. r. PARKER, Notary public.
Correct-Attest: Geo. B. Dukek, A. Greiner
VIM. wehri, Directors,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1910-09-16
Condor National Bank Report.

No. S26l.
Report the condition Of The Condor National
Bank, at Condor in the State OF Oregon, at the
close OF business, Sept, 1910.
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