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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-01-20

The New York Evening journal l!
conducting a vigorous campaign for
a restoration of the canteen to the
Army. In a recent article on ,.iis
subject II says: "A car filled with
crazy soldiers Is on Its way from San
Francisco to Washington. in charge
OF Major J. NJ. Kennedy. or these
unhappy. insane men majority VIII
spend their days In a government
insane asylum, and, In nine cases out
Of ten. this Is due 10 the rank hy-
pocrisy OF Congress. the ignorance
and bigoted fanaticism of Prohibi-
tionists that have succeeded In abo-
fishing the Army canteen. All OF
these insane soldiers are brought
from the Philippines, and their In
sanity. as Major Kennedy says. is
due to their drinking of the vile.
poisonous. highly alcoholic drink
called 'bino.' loaded with the vilest
alcohol and full of other poisons.
This situation is disgraceful to the
country. a sample of puritanical by
pocrisy that should be tolerated no
longer. Men content to drink mild
beer or light wines are forbidden TO
do that in the name of temperance.
and then in the name OF temperance
and hypocrisy they are driven to the
dive and to the vilest alcoholic pois=
ons as a substitute for the truly
temperate canteen. How does that
strike the men that would force
their minority views. on a majority,
play upon the bypocriticai subservi
ency OF Congress- and. saying to men.
You shall not have temperate light
drinks in your Army club, force them
to take instead the vile whiskey o.
the dive here at home. or the VILE
native alcoholic poison In the Phi
; Hppines? Mr.. Taft has shown cour-
age to say what he thinks. VIII ne
protect the soldiers against this cow
ardly outrage? Newspaper editors,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-01-20

II is quite possible for race Aorse
to beda chestnut without being a
back number. Philadelphia Record.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-01-20

The Y. NJ. C, A. handball team
will try conclusions with the High
School In the near future. and al
exciting match should he fought ou'
on the alley. The match will be ten
men aside, and nifty pointsSwill he
played for. "' b9 u
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-01-20

when Midshipmnn Joseph Elliot
Austin of the cruiser South Dakota
OF Admiral Sebree's squadron sailed
with his vessel for Mares harbor.
Admiralty islands. he left behind him
his beautiful bride Of less than day.
Mrs. Wayne Muntress Wadman Aus
tin. daughter of Rev. John W. Wad-
man. pastor of the Methodist EIiscp-
pal Church OF Honolulu. The mar
rage Of Midshipman Austin aud his
bride took place October after a lot
Of excited cabling which resulted In
the naval officer getting a special dis.
pensatibn from the Secretary OF the
Navy to get married.
Reing only .miishipman. Austin
cou'd ~. take a. bride without special
permission But as ne has gocsi
income Of his. own aside from his Of
ficer's pay, the. permission was grant.
ed. and very hasty marriage took
place at the Roman Catholic .Cathed-
raj. followed In the afternoon by an.
other ceremony nj the home Of the
brides parents. at which the oiIlciai.
Ing clergyman was OF the Methodist
persuasion Thus both sides of the
family were satisfied.
II is understood that Midshipman
Austin will be assigned to this station
and will be Joined here by his bride.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-01-20

Major Gen, Leonard Wood, COM
handing the Department OF the East.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-01-20
High Sch col Will
Play ennis Il oday

On the Beretania courts this after
noon q start may be made In the High
School tennis tournament and some
fine play should eventuate. The rain
has been delaying the start of the
matches, but Il Is hoped that every
thing will be o. X. this afternoon and
that the schedules games may be play
ed on without any further delay.
As soon as the High School tourna'
ment Is pau there will be some more
tennis at the Y. NJ. c. A. courts, where
a doubles affair will be pulled on. Ten
mis- Is on the boom everywhere, and as
soon as decent weather prevails there
should be some play worth watching.
The following are the entries and
! handicaps: Il
rHJ. Pratt and''C. Dawson; G.. Bush
II. Phfvissl AoI SNhite-A. Davis: f. u.
Blancnau-r. s1arks: u. Chilling.
worth.M. Monsarrat; w. Barnhart.Ed.
SmUsn.x .Nkpr handicaps, Glass a,
scratch. Monsarrat; Glass b, one.half
OF l5iA. lIAayip, A. White and Chilling
worth: Glass @. 40. Ed. Garden; Glass
d. One-half of &c. G. Bush. w. Barn
hart, r. Purvis. T.. ID. Blanchard
Class T., three-quaEers Of 80. l..
Marks, G. Dawson.
q % -
Bill Chiffon and Berger. two of
the most enthusiastic motorcycle
men in the city, are preparing for
some wonderful stunts as soon as the
wet weather Is pau. The small ma
chimes can get up a great pace. as
was shown at Kapiolani Park some
months ago. II Is now proposed to
try the "Skeeters" on the hill
climbing propositiono,pDdua aompe-
titlon will be staDtettsan the near
future. idq ,,dmun daAdI
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-01-20
What Army and Navy
Folk Are Doing

who has been selected to be Chief Of
stan. To succeed Major General Bell
at the expiration OF the four years
detail of that officer to the General
Staf on April II. 1910. spent the.
day Dec. 81 IL Washington In cons
ferences with the Secretary Of WaE
who left the capital that day for
Porto Rico. aud also with General
Bell. General Wood returned III
New York the same day. II is re-
garded as not improbable that Gem
eral wood will be relieved from
command of the Department of the
East some little time before he en-
ters on the duties " his new posi-
ton in order to arrange his affairs
for the change and also to enable
him TO make a special study OF .ne
working features of the various stan
and OF the different bu-
rcaus of the War Department be-
fore entering actively ON the duties
of Chief OF Staff.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-01-20

= sulLIr'N ADS PAY
New-York tribune., 1910-09-11

For of course this mystery. this veil. to all intens
and purposes mirage, more potent and wonderful than
any reality could be- The Eastern still drape
their faces do the windows of homes, that
careless paSSerby may contemplate the inner
life
When civilization invented. it this silken
mask and substituted of lace. Etiquette and prunes
were discovered and girls taught the boarding
schools to smper
To be lady, then, she must be pensive not mcau-
choly and religious possible. She embroidered on
harp harped embroidery frame, are be-
levc the old portraits. crouchng greyhound s,lp-
geSted certain fine interest in sport.
This gave the old fashioned woman who in these
manlicr days likely to look back to with certain
ptyng But these girls with the big hats who loved
drape themselves Sundials like lovely sea lions
subtle enough in their way. Becky Sharp
would have found her way into the smart set TODAY:
but she would never have done it by laughter
She mastered truth early IN life and that is that
among the few poor weapons that Fate has counted out
her there marvellous the tear in sub
DUNG the Man tiger, teaching him Jump through
hoops. from the hand beg for sugar roll over and
play dead
And as the tear remains the most deadly feminine
bomb III the arsenal then our faulty logic will teach
that the landscape must always have that haZv Corot
mist which might aueur an approaching storm The
break through IN occasional spakes as though
educated modern school of reprcSSive acting: but it
New-York tribune., 1910-09-11
Human Nature in the Dining Room

THOSE who make a study of human nature dining
rooms sacred to the brOed chop and other SEeISh
fail to at times the presence OF couples VINO
in the grasp of teperamental upheaVaI thal
keeps them at odds with their surroundings
The man is pale and above his purple necktle
the girl agitated under her aureoled pOrnpadou1 In
such cases the trained waiter brings oysters the
only known food that may be eaten safely with sDS as
an accompaniment. No sooner the condiments ad-
1lsted than the young begins to weep 1-o rne
shells she enpties them and IN another lIStl the
changes before your very eyes from Gibson PIC
ture to a marine view
And the girl wls When she powders her n1fIs
and looks into the mirror she passes under the VIE ana
the agfas The man. still pale and stern and pur but
cowed by moral force which he does cOrprc Hend
looks nobly the label of the catsup bottle Is they
go invisible choir chants the Hallelulah chorus
Now, this is life done into miniature and 1t illustrates
the mistake a makes when she takes an t1Ing
emotional in light way. pretendS to do So HAD
this pOmpadOured vCtress possessed cOInprec Sion
of humor she would have been ObsesSed by sense OF
the ridiculous She would choose restaran- -or
quarrel She could not associate oysters and tear Sne
might be bantering scornful. mockng. might -l I'LL
the lambs came home gamboling gay TO be mae INTO
broiled chops but she would never win the gam In
plays and books the other SltuatlEC PIC
ured; but in life weepS for what she gets ms
is what sends many srffragetting who want
little extra pocket money far than they DO vote
This is Truth
There women that have achieved things art
and science and the world of commerce who clam taaI
they regard husbands merely side line Tho Win
abnormal of huor assert that they do no lake
seriously at all.
This is only another form of the fascinating ~Dllnx
pose before alluded which be called the eled
Soul for it must not be forgotten that the huorouS
woman laughs at herself IN her nannish sleeve
New-York tribune., 1910-09-11

these districts The know at what moment
they may be bitten by of these deadly poisonous
snakes In the swaps of Florida officers often encoun-
ter wild CATS panthers, and even bears When these
are fired upon to defend themselves the natives are
warned and often the expedition comes to naught
Revenue officers must work practically alone; Tor
thev cannot count the assistance of County and
State officials in many instances these men look to
the mountain districts for votes. Even when cases are
brought to court the Iures often pre1udiced and
as a result convictions many times indefinitely de-
layed. ..
Often moonshners backed by influential citizens
who furnish them with the necessary ouht, send them
grain find markets for their liquor and then divide the
proceeds with the mOuntalneers.
If n1oonshner working for another person comes up
for trial much money spent defending him. and as
result it is very difficult to get conviction The moon
sinners are perfectly willing to enter into such an
arrangement; for they do not suffer much if the still
is appropriated by officers and have little to tear they
New-York tribune., 1910-09-11
FEMININE E H u NOR

pin; but, as they grow through
a giggling girlhood, the fact
dawns upon them that in this
great Sex plan. this duel of the
He and She that is called life.
the glad girl with an overkeen
perception OF the JOY of living is
not for this earth or this age or
people. She may be all right for
a mural decoration among dane
ing nynphs or fays or on the
outside of a jug; but this is
about as far as artists or Sculp-
tors will let her go. The Mona
Lisa might have laughed once;
but she never will now. She
must go on making character
through the ages to come in the
role that accident probably
forced upon her.
Niobe all tears, the Madonna
all tenderness. the Venus all
beauty. these are the types to
which we must turn our eyes. In
all probability the Winged Vic
tory laughed and for this she lost
her head! The eternal differences
must be preserved. and. although
the tradition of woman'S sadness
may be lifting like a cloud from
the present age. it will take a few
more centuries to give us a Lib
erty Enlightening the World with
her smile.
New-York tribune., 1910-09-11
Rational. Unfunny Girls

THE unfunny girl who looks az life more pr5c,caly
= knows that have all the things she wants the
froCkS and frIlS. the feStS and flowers. and 10 an
nexed trained pay the bills las cg Joy
than cackng some fantastic phase IN the lti'an
vaudeville.
These rational women NAV know nothing OF Bernard
Shaw theories concerning the feminine pursuit o man
and may actually never have heard of Contl - oul
they engaged in actually living the plan 70 me
best advantage. They do laughter n I'M
portant factor in the scheme. They are very busy
They gam the iueStimable privilege OF being oVed
The woman with humor does Her to oeS not
understand her. and the other uiSunderStanS her
And there is good reason for this Ferliurc huro'
has of degenerating 1t becomes pronouneeu-
The jest easily breaks into the eer and the sally ntoa
sneer without being meant that way The qulp IS hNs
to hurt more often than 1t heals Feminine Hu.rof y
rarely kind as that of man is often Sometimes VIII
infinite mystery. grows side BY side with decy anu
pathos. The late H. c. Bunner AMI Jerome Jerome give
ample proof IN their pages OF this eutrauCing MYSTERY
Man reasoning power possibly controls his sense Oh
fun. WomanS runs amuck- n woman bank director
struck with the likeness OF the unmatched officers 20
vaudeville quartet, would gigglc AZ Iuportan'
heavy legs. y dons the motley rs he does his dn-
ner coat, when the time comes for it, He ra1thoe'
almost automatic. IN both hiS lows and his grtt.
Whoever walks a turlong without sympathy, waiSs
to his funeral dreSt IN his Shroud. Whitman
III OF his CHEEKY moods The who gets tuS
funny viewpoint OF existence NAV derive certain some
thing out OF the span that her miss; but II the
one thing she does not get II Is sympathy
She needs the veil we'll about her dmpleS when She
enters tIlc Lie. many O4
brothers and her sisters know only as deadly serious
affair filled with TRIALS SetbackS. dSappolutmentS, emo
tona stresses. that they have piled after the ote
the pack upon their shoulders lacking the buoyancy
OF spirit 10 II ott To such rs these the lester e
a sorry clown. and the woman who dares 70 smile III
world where the heartbeat of suffering humanity mars
time To that last furrow IN the earth viii Keep
Slow step with the of the InsirCherS.
Men must work; but they allowed 10 laugh -
we'll Women must weep To win. Better victory VIZ"
tears than the tin crown OF Lonely Land where tns
women with humor dwell.-the few rare specimens ~
most rs extinct the bongo. for which the mgh.
est OF big game hunters has lately searched IN VAIN l"
New-York tribune., 1910-09-11
SUNDAY MAGAZINE FOR SEPTEMBER H. 1910

should be more like the glance of White Sister Trough
a grated window than the wink OF Held
This is wisdom There are reasons for these things.
both psychic and physiological into which We ctnnot
go we would without coored charts and lantern Sides
The Twentieth Century Girl even IN her genter-anest
aspect must abiure the cap and bells and hold 20 the
fan shading her face and hiding the laugh that trel-
bic on her lips Her eyes. dim with thousand dreams.
may look sdewise the edge at the always guessing
man This IS Art
New-York tribune., 1910-09-11

are hauled into court They simply capitalize their
skill at making whisky This of course makes it douby
difficult for officer for even after he has 10
Gated still and brought its operator to trial he not
jury.
There is not a revenue in the Southern States
who does not see more real service and lighting IN 1--WE
wears than regular army officer does in twenty If
revenue officer is killed wounded discharge of his
duty his widow is not pensioned. The widow OF an
army officer is.
New-York tribune., 1910-09-11
Smithtown's Doom Sounded

TYPICAL of the settlements that grow up and band
together in defiance of law SmithtOwn, Stokes
County, North Carolina. 1t wasn't an incorporated
village all but gathering of families headed by the
Smith family. from which it took its Within
radius of two miles there about fifty dwellings all
squat. tumbledown affairs. surrounded by pack of
hounds and dirty faced children. The settlement was
Contrnned p4gg -
New-York tribune., 1910-09-11
How to Be a Lady

ONE of the chief commands
~ laid upon girls at birth by
their fairy godmothers is that TO
a great extent they must appall
and hold off man with their re-
serve. their mystery. their some
thing that is called-GoodnesS,
Even very little boys start out
while they are in knickerbockerS
to solve this mystery, this eter-
nal riddle, this question that
the great Cat of the desert still
propoundS with crumbling lips.
unanswered by the stars that
have had fifty centuries in which
to call the bluff.
New-York tribune., 1910-09-11
Women's Lack of the Sense

W/OAlEN have lacked in humor from the beginning
and even OF humor is denied to most of
them Adam parted from rib and Eve gave him
the laugh according to general belief. He kept it.
But there are vast lot of male humans who know
nothing whatever of life's funny side In escredne
women with ability to grin pleasantly, it is unfair to
beStow the blue ribbon of mrth the masculine
population at large Buffers never known to smile
burglars rarely Joke, and on through many OF
the old and dlshonorablc professions there is a GER
tain dgnited sadness which found wanting in
all languages under the
few rare women souls gifted or cursed with this
note OF humorous perception. and most of them spend
their lives trying to live down the guilty secret As
babies they enjoy life maybe than the ones who
cannot the point of the Joke that turks the end
New-York tribune., 1910-09-11

day and tnged with stately dignity and elegance
that compares not at all with profane modern fun.
Wit was among the aristocratc accomplishments in
the old times, and many a tomb in Westminster num-
bers its possession by the one beneath long since still
the smiling and the weeping. Whatever this mystery
called humOr is and in whatever remote brain cell it
abdes it is far different from the wit of the salons which
frequently stung and proved barb of conse-
quence IN the robes of mOnarchS Humor bubbles
of mules hind leg with cheering eoquence in one
quick kick than ever emanated from all the epigramS
that have been handed to between limp leather
the Flood made damage sales possible.
New-York tribune., 1910-09-11

THE disposition to be funny
i is said to have ruined the
aspirations of more than one
political dignitary in recent his
tory. A statesman cannot afford
to be cut-up, and the strongest
tendency observed in an Ord1-
narily cheerful looking man who
attains high office is a careful
modulation of the twinkle in his
eye.
This is the one light that the
great and the near-great can put
under a buShel with advantage.
Laughter, it would appear, is not
for the gods, nor for the god
desses. Women, through an un-
written dictum which it might
be interesting to trace through
musty tones and aisles of
grouchy marble ladies of the an
tique, are forbidden the divine
right to be merry, although the
privilege of tears has been freely
accorded them ever since Eve got
her first bullying from Adam
after the little whirl with the
serpent.
There is no Queen Cole men,
toned in the song, and If the
good lady existed she was prob
ably crying her eyes out in some
other part of the palace because
of the pronounced pipe and bowl
proclivities of her lord. And
there were other Jolly gentlemen
that we read of in history, En-
perors and beggars, knaves and
saints; but the laughter of no
famous girl rings through the
ages. The bacchantes were gay
as they danced and sang and
wreathed beautiful rose garlands
about their friends; but not one
of them apparently did anything
more remarkable than to stub
her toe on the stony classic sward.
There are wise and witty say
ings enough. quoted from the
past and gone lips of women
noted for their cleverness; but
they SO,1nd rather tame TO us to-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-10-20

ly overruled by Judge Charles P. AL mon. Supernumerary Judge A. H. Aston organized the grand jury and departed from the regular custom of drawing the name from hat by having the sheriff call the first IS names on the list. His attention was called to the matter, and he held that 1t was discretionary with the judge, and Judge Almon also takes this view of the matter. and 1t will probably be carried to the supreme court.
 The remains of MT. and Mrs. John Payne, former residents of this city, who came to a tragic death in a hotel in Joliet, ILL, Monday, will reach Tuscum- bia tomorrow, accompanied by Wallace Payne, nephew of the dead man, who left here yesterday for Joliet. Accord ing to meager details known here 1t was a case of murder and suicide caused by jealousy. MT. Payne shot his wife and then turned the pistol on himself The dead man Is brother of M. A. Payne, a popular conductor on the Southern rail- way.
 Frank Roggenbuck and. Peter Kent blacksmiths, were arrested here yester- day on indictments found by the present grand jury charging the unlawful re- tailing of liquors. They were later re- leased on bond of $500.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1910-10-20
COUNCIL ATTACKS
 THE LAW VIOLATORS

Florence, October 19.-(Special )-The intention of the new city administration to have genuine prohibition in Florence as far as it is in the power of officers to enforce it, was evidenced in the pas sage last night of an ordinance most drastic in its provisions. providing that
 it shall be unlawful for any person to sell, keep for sale, give away, barter, exchange, furnish, or otherwise unaw- fully dispose of the prohibited liquors
 J. NJ Hallman and Huston Ramsey were candidates before the board for aldermen from the seventh ward to suc- ceed ". w. Lemey, resigned. MT. Hall man was elected.
 President N. P Morrison, of the board, announced the following committee: finance-Graham, Westmoreland, Alb Smith; ordinances and resolutions-G. H. Smith, S. D. Rice, F. P. Johnson; streets, parks and -Westmoreland, Striplin, Carter; police and fre-Sharp, Dowdy, W. P. Rice; health and sanita- tion-Striplin, Summerhill, Hallman pub lie buildings-Graham, Carter, w. P. Rice; miscelaneous-S. D. Rice, w. P. Rice; civic improvement-McF arland, Summerhill.