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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-06
All the Difference.

The professor was delivering an elo-
quent address on cruelty to animals,
and. to illustrate how a little judicious
forethought would eliminate to great
extent the sufferings that even small
insects are subject to, said:
AS l was coming through the hall
tonight 1 saw bald-headed gentleman
very harshly treat little innocent
house-fy which had alighted on his
head
"Now, if there was any justification
for such bad temper, would be quite
justified in indulging in it at the pres
ent moment, for fly has just alighted
on the back Of my head. l can't see
it. but can feel it.
Possibly some of you can see 1t
now; it is on the top of my head. Now
it is coming down my brow; now 1t Is
coming on to my G-r-r-eat pyramids
of Egypt, it's a-wasp!"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-06
Pipe Gives Cadet Typhoid.

Midshipman Smith, who was strick-
en- with typhoid fever on the Indiana
at Plymouth, England, contracted the
disease, it is said, from smoking a
briar used nearly year ago by his
roommate at Annapolis who had bad
case of typhoid. This theory is taken
as proof that concentrated nicotine
cannot destroy typhoid germ. The
medical department of the navy will
examine into the theory with the re-
suit that midshipmen of the future
may confne themselves to their own
pipes.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-06
STUNG BY BASE INGRATITUDE
BoWery Denizen Seemingly Had Right
to Be Indignant at Old Friends
Attitude.

You remember dat guy, Jim
Burke?" asked an irate Bowery deni.
zen. Hes dat stiff OATS dom time
up der river-Sing Sing-boiglary-
ten years. Well, you know all done
ter dat stiff. When he was pinc1ad
didn't I put up der coin for Ger law
yers? Didn't I pay der witnesses?
Sure did. De oder day thinks I'll
Just go an see dat mutt just t leave
him know his frien's amt tied de
can on i'm. So drives out to d. Jail
and goes into d. warden's office and he
says gotter send me card in. Me
card! D. ye get dat? Well, anyway.
| writes my name on piece O. paper
an guy takes it into Jim Burke, an
what d. you t'ink dat stiff tells dat
guy to tell me?"
I've no idea," said the listener.
HE tells him." concluded the angry
one, IT. tell mo dat he amt in!"-.
From Success Magazine.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-06

vegetable Compound has done for me
during this trying period. Complete
restoration to health means SO much
to me that for the sake of other suffer-
ing women I am willing to make my
this letter" Mrs. CHAs. BARCLAY,
R.F D., Graniteville, Vt.
No other medicine for woman's ills
has received such widespread and un-
qualified endorsement. No other med
icine we know Of has such record
of cures OF female ills as has Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
For more than 80 years it has been
curing female complaints such as
inAammatl liberation, local weak
nesses, tibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, indigestion
and nervous prostration, and it is
unequalled for carrying women safely
through the period Of change of life.
It costs but little to try Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and.
as Mrs. Barclay it is worth noun
fains Of gold to suffering women.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-06
LACK OF MONEY
Was a Godsend In This Case.

It is not always that lack of
money is benefit
A lady of Green Forest, Ark. owes
her health to the fact that she could
not Day in advance the fee demand
ed by specialist to treat her for
stomach trouble. In telling of her
case she says:
II had been treated by four differ
emit physicians during 10 years or
stomach trouble. Lately / called on
another who told me he could not cure
me: that had neuralgia OF the stom-
ach. Then I went to a specialist who
told me l had catarrh of the stomach
and said he could cure me in four
months but would have to have MS
money down. l could not raise the
necessary sum and in my extremity
was led to quit coffee and try Postum.
$50 stopped coffee and gave Post
UNI q thorough trial and the results
have been magical. I now sleep well
at night, something I had not done
for a long time; the pain in my stom-
ach IL gone and I am dlferent
woman.
II dreaded to quit coffee, because
every time l had tried to stop 1t ! SUI
fered from severe headaches, so con-
tiuued to drink 1t although had rea-
son to believe it was injurious to me-
and was. the cause Of my stomach
trouble and extreme nervousness. But
when had Postum to shift to 1t was
different.
ITO my surprise did not miss col
fee when began to drink Postum.
Coffee had been steadily ana sure
" killing me and didn't fully reahze
what was doing it until quit aAsd
changed to Postum.
Ever read the above letter. new
one appears from time TO time. Iny
are genuine, true, and full OF n""~"
lnteIest.
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Why He Was Sorry.

To impress on young children just
what should and what should not be
done and why, is among the most try
ing problems Of parents, as evidenced
by the recent experience of West
Philadelphia mother. Last Sunday
she asked her small son, aged s. to
carry chair for her from the dining
room to the parlor. He started off
willingly, but IL the hall he tripped
snd fell. Amid the crash could be
heard the boy giving vent to utter
ances that would have done credit to
a pirate Of ancient days. The mother
was taken by surprise and was greatly
shocked. She gave the boy q long
and serious talk on the subject OF pro-
family. This apparently did not make
the right impression, for when she
concluded the boy added to her dis
comfiture by exclaiming, II am sorry
I swore, mamma, but I forgot it was
Sunday"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-06
Little. but Oh. MxI

Senator Smoot Of Utah tells a story
on the late E. H. Hartman, which
sounds somewhat familiar. He says
that when the Salt Lake cutoff was
completed Mr.. Hartman took large
party of big railroad men out to it.
They had their pictures taken at
the right spot scenically. Mr.. Harri-
man stood at one end of the group.
When the pictures were printed and
the photographer brought them around
the railroad men examined them.
Why" shouted one of the guests,
where's Mr.. Hartmann"
DO you mean that little chap that
rapher. why, cut him off,"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-06
SUITABLE IMPLEMENT TO
EXTERMINATE THE WEEDS
One of the Most Needed Utensils One
That Will Destroy Injurious Plants
Homemade Device Shown.

In the "dry farming" movement
which has taken hold in the central
and western parts of Canada and the
United States, summer tillage, or sum-
mer fallow, has been given a large
place. This makes it an important
question to have some suitable nipple
ment to keep down the weeds on the
summer fallow. The accompanying
illustration shows a simple device
which is described by Prof. J. G.
Hogenson, Agronomist. Utah Agricul-
tural college. Speaking of it in the
Dry Farming Congress Bulletin, he
says:
No subject is of greater interest to
the arid farmer of today than the Sc
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-06

of weeds was a. farm where not a
weed was to be seen. The grain was
ripening pure and free from the en-
croachment Of the enemy. The sum-
mer fallow, 200 acres in extent, was
clean and smooth and loose, ready
with its store of moisture to start the
new crop successfully along its
growth. naturally stopped and made
inquiries as to the methods used by
the owner which brought such splen-
did results SO vastly different from his
neighbors. The owner smilingly led
me out to the implement shed where
he pointed to homemade implement
and said: This is my harrow, my
disc, my leveler and my weeder. 1t
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| | s

II have suffered with piles for thirty
six years. One year ago last April be
gan taking Cascarets for constipation. In
the course of week I noticed the piles
began to disappear and at the end Of six
weeks they did not trouble me at all.
Cascarets have done wonders for me. !
am entirely cured and feel like new
man." George Kryder, Napoleon, o.
Pleasant, PalataDle. Potent. Taste Good.
Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or GRIPPE.
l0c. Csc, Soc. Never sold in bulk. The gen.
uine tablet stamped c c c.. Guaranteed to
cure or your money back. 800
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and felt benefited soon after begin
ming to take them. Continued use
cured me- completely. I cheerfully
recommend them to any one suffering
with kidney trouble
Remember the name-Doan's. For
sale by all dealers. 80 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
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Touch Luck.

II thought you said this was q
young chicken" remarked Viewed, as
he sawed away at portion of the
bird
And I thought it was;" rejoined his
better half Il looked in it's mouth and
1t showed no indications of having cut
a single tooth yet. The dealer must
have imposed upon me-"
did he tell you it was a young
chicken?" queried her husband.
No. replied Mrs. Viewed. But I'm
sure he must have extracted its teeth
before offering it for sale. IN
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-06
WORTH
8M n ~
8 as@ .ssgs~.
MOUNTAINS
OF GOLD
During Change of Life,
says Mrs. Cflas. Barclay
Graniteville, Vt. was passing
through the Change of Life and suffered

from nervousness
andother annoying
symptoms, and I
can truly say that
LydiaE.P inkham's
We ge ia Bile Com
pound has proved
worth mountains
Of gold to me, as it
restored my health
and strength. I
never forget to tell
my friends what
LydiaE. Pinkham'S
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-06

The Friend-Your new patent medi-
cine seems to have gained a great rep
utation for curing people. To what
do you attribute its great curative
powers?
The Boss-To extensive and judi
cious advertising.
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Company with Elsie
Janis. He writes:
For a long time l
was troubled with
backache. / con-
suited some Of the
most prominent ply
sicianS with unsatis-
factory results. I
was advised to try
Doap,c Ki1pov Di11c
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-06
Human Nature.

"a fool and his money are soon
parted"
Eyes, but you never call him a
fool till the money is gone."-Cleve-
land Leader
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Enallsh as She Is Spoke.

Chinatown Visitor-John. sabee. see
screen-how much sabee want for
him?
The Chinaman-What's the matter
with you? Can't you speak English
Judge.
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Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums reduces infamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, CSC a bottle
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-06

A man knows but little If he tells
the missus all he knows.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-06

Save your own tomato seeds-pick
ing out the choicest fruit and see If
you cannot improve every year.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1910-09-06
SIDNEY JARVIS,
Singer and Actor, Values Doan's Kid.
ney Pills.

Mr.. Jarvis, who is one Of Americas
leading baritones, played the part of
the "Old-Grad' in the Fair COED
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Located.

Old Gentleman Ito waiter)-Can
you tell me If my wife is here?
Waiter-Yes, sir, eighth hat to the
left-Fliegende Blatter.
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Reason ENOUGH.


Husband-Your wife doesn't appear
to be in very good humor.
His Friend-No she thinks I've in
vited you to dinner.-Jean Out Rit.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-04-27
THOMAS ME6AN, OF ELDoRA
SHIPS ENTIRE TRAIN OF HIS
OWN STOCK.
CONSIGNMENT COMPRISED
is CARS CATTLE, 6 OF HOGS
Largest Shipment Ever Sent Over
Northwestern Road by One Man of
His Own Stock-Mr. Mesan is Ex-
ceptionally Successful stockman,
Farmer and Financier.
to !Times-Republican.

Special to mes-Republican.
Eldora, April 27.-Thomas Megan
shipped twenty-five cars of stock to
Chicago from his farm, south of here
Tuesday The stock We're loaded at
Secor and consisted of sixteen cars of
cattle and six Of hogs. The stock were
all loaded by o'clock in the morning,
So handy is Mr.. Megan's Riverside
farm situated to the station that the
cattle were not taken over until the
hogs We're loaded.
A special was sent from headquart-
ers to take care of the consignment,
as it was the largest one any stock
man has ever shipped over the North
western road.
Mr. Megan is a full fledged stock
man, as we'll as a successful farmer,
and financier. is well known and an
old and influential resident of this Sec
ton.
Tom Burlineeme, C. F. Stouffer
Wayne Caster, Harry Vigars, w
Barnier, Robert Todd, Al Riley, Bert
Ibach, owen Kangley and Charley
Frank accompanied Mr.. Megan to Chi
cago with the stock.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-04-27
ODD FELLOWS AND RE1EkAHs
or EASTERN IOWA cELEeRATE
ANNIVERSARY.
ONE THOUSAND WITNESS
DISQUALIFICATION OF WORK
Gala Day in Cedar Rapids on Occasion
of Celebration of Ninety first Ami
versary-Next Meeting to Be Held in
Davenport-Question tof Division Of
District Officers Elected.

Special to Times Republican.
Cedar Rapids, April 27.-Yesterday
was a gala day for the Odd Fellows
resident of the territory comprised in
the eastern Iowa district. More than
1000 Odd Fellows and Rebekahs came
to town to celebrate the. ninety-first
anniversary of the birth Of the order.
The first feature of the day was the
big parade in which hundreds partici-
pated. This was followed by general
meeting in the city auditorium, at
which a number Of interesting address
es were made. The annual meeting of
the association followed.
In the evening, the secret work was
exemplified. The Odd Fellows met at
the city auditorium where the initiat-
DRY, first and second degrees. re-
spectiveIy, We're exemplified by Water
loo lodge, by Maine lodge Of this city
and by the Belle PLANE lodge. More
than 1000 Odd Fellows saw the exem-
plif1cation of the work. AT the same
hour in the American auditorium,
Grove City lodge of Marion exemplified
the Rebekah degree.
AT the business session in the after
noon, officers were elected as follows:
President L. B. Morrill,, Davenport;
first vice president, Walter Newton,
Davenport; second vice president, DR.,
RADON, Davenport: permanent secre-
tary, i. G. Van Alstyn, Cedar Rapids;
local secretary, Miss Fannie Miller,
Davenport. The matter Of the division
Of the district was referred to COM
mittee to report at the grand lodge
meeting in October.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-04-27
Toledo News Letter.

Special to Times Republican.
Toledo. April 27.-M. w. Countryman
stopped here on his way home to Suth-
erland from Dixen n, III.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. H. Modlin. of Mar
shalltown, visited their parents here
over Sunday.
Arthur Wise, with his family, left
Saturday for Argentine, Kan, where he
will be employed with A. P. Kephart
formerly of Toledo
Mrs George Haven was down from
Iowa Falls looking after the household
goods of her mother, Mrs. Sara Holt
she having sold her property in west
Toledo to L. G. Haworth. Mrs. Agnes
Haworth will occupy it.
Miss Florence Soth is home from
Adel, where she has been teaching
having closed the school year.
w. w. DuPre and wife. of Water
loo. spent Sunday at the p. A. Dugar
home.
Miss Adele Medlar has been Ill the
past week with tonsilitis.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-04-27
TO ENTER BIG EVENT.
Sokol Turner Team, Of Cedar Rapids,
Will Participate in National Meet.

SokoI Turner Team, Of Cedar Rapids,
Will Participate in National Meet.
Special to Times-R republican.
Cedar Rapids, April 27.-The cham
pionship Sokol, or Bohemian turner
team, which won big prizes at the com
petitive contest between Sokol teams
in Chicago. some time ago. left for
New York today, where they will par
ticipate in the national championship
amateur meet next Friday The mem
bers Of the Sokol team are six well
known young Bohemian athletes, who
have developed wonderfully in their
turner work. Cedar Rapids expects
them to give a good account of them
selves in the New York contest The
team has received invitations to stop
at Philadelphia, Baltimore and Wash
ington,l and give exhibition perform
ancess, CT return trip.
The leader OF the Sokols is Frank
Flip, cashier of the Security Savings
Bank, of this city, and the other mem
berg are Frank Jirasek, a tailor: B.
o. Hasek, mail carrier; Rudolf No
yak, shoe clerk; w. L. Hruska, a
bookbinder, and w. L. Melsa, printer.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-04-27
Northern Io1ua Items

Young couple were married on April 4.
On April the mother of Mr. Mattous,
Mrs. Joseph Matous, died In this CITY,
but as it had been her dying request
that the young people not postpone
the wedding, they were married on the
original date for the nuptials, April 4.
Dubuque.
Dubuque and Dubuquers are justly
proud of Dubuque young man, John
P. Mulgrew, son of NJ. j. Mulgrew, who
has collaborated with Thomas Swift,
of Chicago, on "a play, I'm Ny Home
Town. termed IAN incident With
Music" The play was put on at the
Peoples theater in Chicago on Mon
day night by Miss Gertrude Shipman
and The Peoples Stock Company and
from the opening night has been given
splendid reception on the part Of the
credit to Mr.. Swift and Mr.. Mulgrew
and their many friends in this city re-
joice over the fact that they have won
success in this their first venture.
Fort Dodge.
Oscar Hazeman, an employe of the
Mineral City mill, narrowly escaped
fatal injury while working in the mine.
He was passing under the shaft where
the cage is lowered and hoisted when
| the descending cage with an empty car
was dropped upon him, pinning him to
the ground. Calls for help brought sew
eral OF his fellow workmen to the
scene, and as he was being removed
the cage caught him again, this time
across the middle of the back. This
last injury was more severe than the
first by which he suffered only slight
bruises about the head. He was placed
on the cage, brought to the surface
and hurried to the city, where medi-
cal examination proved that no bones
! had been broken.
Sioux City.
Barricaded behind the door of her
home in Rustin avenue, Morningside.
| hurting dire threats at the impatient
lenumerator who stood outside and call
ed on her in the name OF the law to
give him the required Information. a
woman, whose name would not be dis
| closed by Head Enumeration w. L..
Frost, caused considerable trouble and
, drove the enumerator to cover after his
third visit with the threat to call the
police. The enumerator stated he
| would not return there for Information
again. Mr.. Frost has decided to mail
enumeration blanks to the woman and
| in case he receives no reply the law
may be invoked to secure the statistics
| The enumeration act provides that a
! fine of 500 may be imposed on the
| recalcitrant, and the enumeration au-
| thoritle3 will not be baked in this in
! stance. On the first trial of-the enum-
orator for statistics the woman closed
the door in his face, and a significant
! click a short time later Indicated a
key had been turned on him. The Sec
ond time the woman screamed at him
| to leave. On the third trial the family
: dog was placed on the trail of the
enumerator and woman's voice
| threatened to call the police II the
seeker Of information did not leave.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-04-27
FOR CLEAR LAKE SEASON.
Iowa Falls to Furnish Half the Musical
Talent For Band ORGANIZATION.

Talent For Band Organization.
Special to Times-Republican.
Iowa Falls, April 27.-Some Of Iowa
Falls musical talent will furnish the
afternoon and evening band concerts at
Clear Lake this summer. The new or
ganization, which is to be under the
management of Claude II. Koon and
directed by Prof. George w. Beebe, both
of this city, will include twelve first
class band musicions, six of whom will
go from this city and the other six
from various points in Iowa. The sea-
son will OPEN June Is and continue I'M
til Sept. 6. The organization will
also organize an orchestra which will
furnish the music for the ball to be
given every Monday, Wednesday and
Saturday night at Whitaker's pavilion.
The band will receive approximately
$4,000 for the season, besides a per-
centage of the receipts at the dance
pavilion. In addition to Messrs. Beebe
and Koon the following from this city
will be members of the organization:
C. NJ. Wheeler, r. E. Thomas, E. c..
Houck and W. A. Schof1eld.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-04-27
Manly News Items.

Special to Times-R Republican.
Manly, April 27.-The funeral of Ger
hard Wempken was held Monday after
noon at the German Evangelical
church. Mr.. Wempken was born in
Germany, came to this country with
his parents when 5 years Of age and
had since resided in Worth county, be-
ing prosperous farmer 80 years OF
age.
Ben Moore has sold the Wadsworth
farm north OF town to J. II. McGhee, OF
Mason City. for SIS per acre.
Fruit will be rather scarce in this
section on account of the severe frosts
just when the buds and bushes were in
full bloom.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. w. Stratton are the
parents of a twelve-pound baby girl
born Monday.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-04-27
New Sharon News Brief.

Special to mes-Republican.
New Sharon. April 27.-U. A. Nc
Mains. who had his leg broken, is now
out upon crutches and is appearing in
town.
A dozen or so of our citizens are act
ing as witnesses in Oskaloosa this
week on the case OF Lem Fitzgerald
against Town of New Sharon, the
trouble being sewage disposal.
Miss Fay Groves, who has been laid
up with diphtheria for several weeks
is now out of quarantine.
Rev. A. B. Cornell, who resigned
from the pastorate OF the Christian
church, is now installed with his new
charge at Prairie City. He left a host
of warm friends here, both within and
outside of his church.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-04-27
Hubbard Local Matters.
Times-Republican.

Special to Times Republican.
Hubbard, April 27.-W. Q. Reed and
family visited over Sunday at Des
Moines and Valley Junction with
friends.
Harry Hopkins, of Marshalltown
was here on business recently.
Mrs. j. w. Pearce and daughter. OF
Webster City, have returned to their
home after few days visit with the
formers brother, j. +. Watson, and
family.
N. H. Austin. of Eagle Grove. was
in town few days on business.
Will Shade has been delivering trees
at ST. Anthony.
d. N. Blair accidently stripped the
gears Of his auto the other day.
Frank Hammer, of Lamont, is visit
ing at the Gus Lager home. He was
| a Point Pleasant pioneer
o. G.. Lewison and Henry Klemme
were in Chicago with stock during the
snow storm there.
| Emil Oestreich has moved back tc
Hubbard after an absence of a year
alt Garden City.
| John A. Hubbard is remodeling his
dwelling.
| Ernest Hilsur Is building new barn
on his property.
| The building occupied by Mr.. La
Cour was somewhat damaged Satur-
day by fire.
Prof. W. V. Orr goes t. Conrad fol
the coming school year, and the Misses
! Daisy Boylan, Mile Andrews, Haze
] Chamberlain, Geneva King and Mis-:
Montgomery are retained as teachers
| w. G.. Harnung went to Dubuque
| Monday to serve on the U. S. jury.
| DR. Morse and wife, B. III. lbach ane
! Charles Rodgers, Of Eldora, were here
| Monday.
| w. d. Coolidge and wife, of Conrad
were at the II. f. Gramier home over
! Sunday.