The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1910-03-04

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Get ready Tor spring real estate
boom.
ls there really such : thing as slip
i perry weather."
Aeroplanes never get stalled In
snowdrifts. anyway.
Thuggery has become q hazardous
occupation In Chicago.
The inventor Of the pay-as.you-enteI
car could not have been smoker.
Uncle Sans warships do no honor
to the navy when they spend all night
On shoals or mud banks.
That January thaw did not bring
the hens 10 q melting mood. Eggs
continue just as high as ever.
The best proof Of high or low prices
Is found by the average man in his
cash balance at the months end.
The man who invented that phan.
tom airship is genius eithe. for in
venting OF for weaving fairy tales.
II Halley's comet must strike the
earth somewhere, we hope 1T will show
sense Of discrimination and land In
Nicaragua.
A whole village in Italy is sliding
down the hill on which 1t was built.
The coasting must be unusually fine in
that locality.
1t has just been discovered that
the earth has existed only 10000 900
years. And this country is just be.
ginning to realize its full possibilities
Pay as you enter and pay as you
go are good rules to follow whether
applied to street cars of any other
service or want in the way of liv-
ing.
The fact that eggs refused to coun.
tenance further increase in price
probably is due to the fact that age
mas lent them at least some mod.
esty.
The latest cure Tor tuberculosis Is
rattlesnake venom. There does not
seem to the average individual much
choice between the remedy and the
disease.
While 1t is all right for farmer
to buy motor car II he can afford 1t
ne should not mortgage his farm In
order to do so. 1t takes a fast motor
to outrun mortgage.
Unprecedented things are happen
ing the world over. But do not gel
alarmed. Some things are just as be
fore. For instance. revolution Is
going on in Santo Domingo.
a man In New Jersey came neal
drowning In a tank in midair. Its cit
fxens cannot even shuttle on this NOR.
"a coll In conventional and usual
10y In that spectacular state.
When an aviator has his aeroplane
pointed upward we see nor reason
Why he should not keep on going. Ii
would not be much worse to fall q.
milo than to fall half that distance.
From the way that war between
Chinese Tongs in New York and else.
where - raging 1t looks like a case.
g hammer and tongs. Cannot some
one take q poker to the combatants.
China now wants railroads Tho
Ereat wall between that empire and
the civilized world Is down at last. ON
the new railroads occidental ideas and
institutions will be the PRINCIPAL mart
q the freight they will carry.
i. at the Initiative OF the United
States, the world forms general
peace court, at which its differences
/ can be arbitrated and arranged. it win
~ the greatest work q nation could
ever perform. But Its realization
sounds too much like the establish.
ment OF an International millennium.
L Will require SO many concessions
from human nature to international
politics. B
The old story Of the pitcher that
goes too often to the we'll is told
again In the case Of that New York
farmer killed few days ago BY an
explosion OF dynamite He had been
blowing ont stumps. and left dynamite
Y CAPS In his pocket. While he was
pitching some hay into his barn. tho
1ork hit his pocket and he was blown
Sn m. a correspondent says: Gle was
\ N expert at blasting, and had become
Nareleas from constant use OF dyna,
4 mite z
The police claim 70 have arrested
NE Spanish prisoner In New York
But 4 Will make little difference as
/ far as saving victims 10 concerned,
ouis II this world are 90 eager to be
parted from their money that almost
any Kind sf easy trick will do Il. Thd
3lsngth Of time which the Spanish
prteonef swindls has existed and
louriahed, Is spite Of repeated ex.
Sj,Qsute, shows tiais. Other Spanish
i1Fis0nafD VIM arise, and after, all. r
- no reai difference TO the dupea
ll,o gets their money.
critic1sms u me weather man
l3aor ting the conntry with such
inser bars bee1 recalled.
= Apth hing ~ natter with shis
M II ~ MI er 81: he had plenty
tilt simply noAoantrated.
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