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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1910-04-28

Atnbpieb. Die 3ufubr mar aud
beute ruteber 5tentii9 groB uno Die Gret1e
fielen besbalb um 1U--l5c per 100 Bfnno
fir pie beiiereu Iei6ten Sletl6eriorten, Die
auoeren fielen um 15--25c per 100 Bfuno.
St0ders uno 6eeoers lparen in aa6irage.
S1uere Stiere bra9ten 1915 -
7.75, ertra $7.S5-8.00, S6ien $500 -
$50, ;Fleti6erfttere, ertra s7.25-7.50, CUTE
bis auserleiene $6.50-7.l5, orbtndre bis
eute$4 .0O-6.25; 5eifers, ertra 3. 1857. 7.35,
quite bis auserLeIeue $6.35-7.l0, orotndre
Bis quite s3.75-6.25; 8iibe, ertro $685.
$50, quite bis auserLeieue $5.75-6.25, orotz
n6re bis quite $2.75-5.5O; Gamers $3.50
--3.75, Stoters uno 5eeoers S4.25-6.75.
BuILeu. Die 3uFubr mar nur mdBig,
bic Jtad)frGee out uno Die 95retie ftetig.
aRaaere uno letdbte s. 25-5.0O, Bologna
s5.25-6.00, ertra $6.1o-6.15, fette 1915
--625.
a6lber.-G Die 9ladfrage mar m6Btg,
pie 3ufubr grOb uno Der Rarft idrOad.
ErbtnGre uno grose "a $3.50, fGtr big
quite lei9te So .50-o. .25, ertra $3.50.
adlber tn ben aommtiitonss s6auiern. -
Toncp Sc. prtma bis auserIeiere 61aa -
71zc, orotn6re Sc.
Sdmeine. Die 3ufubr mar beute
aro Ser uuo Der Wartt Iauoidm uuo UiIlts
9er. Die gretie fteIen um l5--25c. @eiAte
8erianotiorten unO 6erteL fteLen I'm 10
l5 eeut5.
@ute Bis ouserl.'ene Berpaduuass uni
FLeiiaeriorten 50 .6O-9.75. eenrtihte Ger
patungsiorten S950-9.65. orbirdre bic
auserleieue ihpere fette Sdue S7.50 -
$50, Grtra 800, Stoes s6.50-S.0O
Ieit5te 9erianbiorteu S9.45-9-55, 6erte
uon ] 10 3fo. uno rpeuieer S8.0J-9.55.
S6afe uno 2dmmer. - Die dad'
frage mar etue CUTE uuo Die Bretle ftteSer
um 25c per 100 Biuno.
! Stafe 81 lO-7.25, quite Bic aus
nussrleiere S. 500, oroiudre bis gutt
! 81 25-6.25.
2duvmer, Grtra 1915, quite bts aus
erIeiene SS.25 - $50, orotndre bis gut
s6.50-6.O0, Jrabiabrs s&dmmer $3.50
! ll.OO.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1910-04-28
Gbtcaeo, 81. gtpriI.

W.T. Y 3 u IT. ~ArIF4s
Rtubpt.b - 8eeDes $40 - $40,
Teras Stiere 81 .75-s.25, peftIihe Stiere
s. .Ol-6. 50, Stp6ers uno fSeebers $50
$40, aabe uub Seifers 81 $3.50. adLber
So. .75-8.25. Rartt ftetis bis l0c nteoriger..
S6ueire. -2eidte s9.2O-9.50, oe'
mt'6te s920-9.55. iaUere s9.20-9.6O,
rau6e So 20-9.35, CUTE bis aussrIeisne
'5Rere 1896 - $50, sertel SS.S5 -
$40. Rartt Hau unb l0-l5c ntebrieer.
SAGfe uno Gammer. S6afe:
einheimiTte 81 450-S.25. peftIite $500
3 %, 5dbrItRqe s. 25-8.50.
2dmuer:-Gtnbeimiif DE 81 .50-9.70, rrsft'
E6e $s.OO-990 Dldrtt Itetig.
3ufubr - Hiubpieb 5000, S6wstne
Is 90, S6Gfe ano Gdurrner 1900.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-18
PLUMS IN MARKET
OF GOOD QUALITY

The first supply OF new plums was re-
ceived IL the Washington markets to-
day and are selling at from S1.25 to $3.50
per crate. These plums were grown in
southern Virginia and the Carolinas and
are Of Il very good quality for this sea
son Of the year.
A number Of quotations in the poultry
and vegetable market are down today,
due to the overstOcked condition of the
market Of homegrown products.
IN the poultry market chickens drop
ped from . 10 g cents per pound, with
The small chickens selling at q cents
This is decrease Of 10 cents per pound
during the last two weeks, and II IS
probable a further reduction VIII be
made The quotation on hens also
dropped from 10 TO 10 cents per pound.
A large number Of quotations in the
vegetable market dropped cOnsidera bly,
today, especially in the homegrown
products This is especially true Of the
green vegetables Lettuce sold at 81 per
barrel and cabbage at $3.50 per barrel a
decrease Of about 60 per cent from last
week.
Berries and green fruits remain about
the same, with good supply on hand
The only change in the berry quotation
today was a decrease in the price of
blackberries from II TO cents per box.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-18
The Bedtime Story.
Published to tn. I'm.
for tn. nigh.
THE REUNION.
By FARMER SMITH.

IVY AsN'T 6,r. and Mrs. Country
Mouse very much surprised TO
see Mr. and Mrs City Mouse and little
Maudie Mouse come home with Mat
tie?' asked Ethel last night
You just can bet they were sur
priced" said Etheps father. But such
a good time as they all did have"
"Oh, tell me about It." said Ethel
anXiousN.
Well" began EthePs father, this
is how 1t all happened"
Matte Mouse was so overjoyed when
she found that the little Mouse girl
in the tree was her very own cousin
Maudie that she could hardly contain
herself for Joy.
'Oh, goodie, oh, goodiep' she cried
again and again. I've been waiting
such a long time for you all TO come
and here you are at last"
We have been a long time coming, -
said Mr.. City Mouse, smiling.
Come on, let's all go home.'' said
Matte Mamma and papa viii be
so glad TO see you"
Pretty soon they all reached the home
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-18

THE Moon enters a sign that is held
astroIogically to provoke over
activity, needless impuIsiveness. and
actions that suffer from lack Of con-
tinuity- Under this influence. things are
easily done wrong
The best rule for the day Is to exe~-
else both forethoughJ and patience. In
petuous haste IS likely TO end in failure
OF much trouble.
More haste. less speed" holds es-
senially true Of such peru DIS, according
20 the rules Of the stars.
The day is marked as fortunate for
pleasure, especially for journeys into the
country, visits among relatives and
friends. and household entertainments
In preparing for any OF these, caImuess
and GOODNESS viii accomplish all that
is desired, whereas feverish hurry viii
probably cause simply vexaJion.
Energetic persons, particularly, should
bear IN mind that all the tendencies Of
the time are toward action, despite :ae
fact that in such CONGREGATIONS the ef-
feet on mentality is for unusual clear
ness and brightness. Therefore, they
should compel themselves to concen-
trative thought, and ct action follow
only after reflection.
The same influence affects the tongue.
and especially so in straightforward,
Dlain-speaking characters. They are In
danger Of sayings things that eoa ggerate
trUthfulness 10 brutality. OF, at least, TO
a frankness that viii wound others
deeply.
Jupiter rules the day, and inspires to
nOnOr. generosity, and philanthropy
The best deeds OF this day Will be those
based on charity. faith. and friendship
Mercury occupies q position Indicating
that great care must be exercised In
writings
There Is a sign promising that per
sons Of elOquence viii be inspired 70 IN
usual power today.
Travel IS under excellent signs.
Considerable care must be used %
avoid uuarrels, especially about matters
OF belief and politics.
It win be wei, also, 10 use unusual
precautions IN dealing with FIRE, sharp
things, and weapons.
Persons with this birth-date are under
signs that indicate q good twelve-mOntF
They must avoid intrigue and specula-
ton
Children are born today under stars
that give a strong mentality, but often
make their subjects inclined 10 change
from one thing to another.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-18
Government Employs Surveyors.

NJ. r. - Yes, Government surveyors
make surveying trips throughout the
country, most parties being organized in
spring II IS impossible TO tell you how
many men are sent out, as this depends
upon the appropriations received for the
purpose The parties sent out are the
Geological, the Coast and Geodetic, the
Land Office, and the River and Har-
Dor Surveys. The positions filed by
surveyors are those OF engineer IN
charge, rodmen, chainmen, and transit
men or level men The salaries range
from 81 TO Sc per day.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-18
LOGGED FLOWERS CONTEST
By Frances Carroll

7 UNTIL got down 10 the business
OF paying particular attention
10 the contributions sent in by
the puzzlers this week I had no
idea what a merry chase Mrs. Grimes
had led them into. CHANGING over the
lists, casually, everything looked all
serene, but a closer inspection brought
forth evidence e some really heroic
struggles.
This matter OF rearranging letters IS
evidently not as simply as appears on
the face OF Il, for some OF the most ex-
perienced have been compelled 70 cry
peccsvi
Hee are two sample walls"
Dear Miss Carroll:
This weeks puzzle is most inter
egting- However. after a most thor
oUgh search. I find several numbers
1 must cave blank. I do not see
where their place can be among the
Wild flowers, as I have looked high
and low for them
Miss DORA -7IXON.
Dear Miss Carroll: Sorry to report
that I was hung up on No. Il Got
many words out Of II, but not the
right combination.
Sincerely yours,
ROBERT ". FARRELLY.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-18
MAKING SNOWBkLLS
FOR THE CHILDREN

As the season has come when the
children all like snOwbaIls, this hint
will probably be welcomed by many,
as not every housewife possesses a
shaver, and IT does not suit everyone
to expend 25 or 80 cents for a good
one
Use your meat grinder. The major
ity of housekeepers have one of these.
One can make the SNOWFALL fine or
coarse with the different attachments
Of the machine
BY using the COarsest attachment
the meat grinder also serves admir-
ably TO crush ice for the sick room,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-18

such a state Of affairs. Our host had
always been noted for his kindly nature
and his wife's sweetness and gentle
ness precluded the thought oE such
treatment to those belonging to them.
So all doubts removed and fully re
assured, I slipped between the sheets,
sweet with the fragrance OF lavender,
and was soon in the Land Of Nod.
The next morning, when in that deli
cious state between waking and sleep
ing, and lazily debating whether to rise
and dress or slip again into slumber,
became conscious Of some disturbance
going on in the grounds below my
chamber. AS 1 became fully awake the
sound OF heavy blows upon an Uuresist-
ing body was borne upward with start
ling distinctness in the stiffness Of the
early morning.
The shocking truth burst suddenly
over me. Alas, the stories of crUe' fog
gings were too true, and at this very
moment some poor wretch was lndcr-
going punishment Already he had been
beaten into inSensibility and could make
no cutlery Outraged and sick with dis
gust yet bursting with righteous n6.g-
nation, / flew TO the window, deter
mined, even at this late hour. 20 make
the fiend desist from further torture Of
the poor slave.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-18
DEFENDSTHE MOTHER
FROM DOROTHY DIX
Bernard Grady Says She
ErrS in Blaming Daugh-
ter'S Errors on Her.

The discussion engendered by Dor
othy Dix's recent article white
Slaves and Their Mothers" has
brought the following communication
20 hand:
u wish to enter the lists for a brief
space as a knight in defense Of moth
ers. Now, maybe, my cause is worthy.
Or. will be more explicit-for a GER
tain class of mothers This is the
quarrel, by way of giving my self
tnstallment as knight 4 true setting:
I'm last Thursday evenings edition
OF The Times Dorothy Dix has al
lowed her zeal in very, very worthy
cause TO lead her 10 overstep the
mark somewhat. She states in an
article headed, White Slaves and
Their Mothers in one paragraph
as followsI
" Every mother is responsible for
her daughter. and when a girl goes
wrong, either through accident or de-
sign. 1t is the mothers fault, and the
sin is to be laid at her door
Very true IT is that a mother is re-
sponsible for her daughter. But the
rest of that sentence. when a girl
goes wrong. either through accident
or design, IT IS the mothers fault, and
the sin is to be laid at her door is
not literally true. No, by heaven. in
a, million times IT is not true. This
comprehensive statement Of nv au-
thor makes no exceptions whatever:
she arraigns every mother. Think Of
fl
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-18
Bad I Husbands, Sad Wives
No. 1.-The Undomestic Wife
By Ella Wheeler Wilcox
-Copvrlght. 1910

- he second husband was none too
good, perhaps. in the beginning
But he had grown thoroughly
tired Of the life he lived at clubs
and hotels. and from the very depths Of
hts heart he IOnged for HOME
He had experienced every type OF Sir
tation which women make possible for
an attractive man from his freshman
college days 10 old age. He had come to
a state OF mind where he questioned II
there were any really sensible girls and
Trustworthy wives, when he met mis-
rate, and ceased 10 question, and simply
believed.
He believed he had met the perfect
woman He told her how he lOnged for
a home, and he asked her 70 be his wife.
When she accepted him he was 50
happy thai he simply cast all his old
ideas Of women TO the winds. and with
these ideas he cast all the wisdom which
he had accumulated through his bach
elOrhoOd.
Oftimes in the past he had said I lat
women needed 70 be governed; needed
a master; that they became petty ty-
rants II given too much respectful con-
slderation, or when their wishes were
consulted on matters Of any import
70 the hus band
Yet In face Of all the bad things this
man had said about the sex he began
his married life by asking the girl he
married 10 choose the way she preferred
70 live. instead OF telling her how he
wished 20 live.
OF course he had told her, from the
beginning Of his love making, that ne
was tired Of having no homo. thSt a
club or a hotel. with all the comforts
money could purchase, meant only four
walls and that a home with a wife
and love and peace and order and
system represented his idea Of heaven
Wife Chose
Life in Hotel.
Nevertheless, when he said the wife
could choose her way OF living. she
promptly chose q suite IN an expen-
sive hotel. and. after a year, she ex-
pressed a desire 10 90 70 Europe and
stay through the London and Paris
seasons.
II WAS with reluctance that she came
home finally. Tor she was a beautiful
girl. and she had been much admired
abroad
After their return the husband as
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-18
On Verge Of War of Days and Dates
By Frances Carroll
By Frances Carroll

to the first statement I made in con-
nection with the contest
Look well 10 your dates, consider your
recipes and take heed not only Of the
physical appearance Of your contrlbu'
tons but their content.
Meantime, I am indebted TO "Cynthia
Armstrong" for a taste Of the delicious
Brownies and a basket Of juicy fruit
and wish 10 say the proper thank yous
as 1 so along.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-18

or the Country Nice.
Matte ran in the house as fast as
she could.
On norma. oh, papa" she shouted
at the top OF her voice, do come and
see who's here"
MI. and Mrs. Country Mouse came
running. Oh, how glad they were 10
see Mr.. and Mrs. City Mouse and little
Maudie
Take of your things and do sit
down." said Mrs Country Mouse. 7
know you are tired and hungry. and
viii sonn have something good 10
eat"
Ny, brit that did sound good to little
Maudie Mouse.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-18
Mothers Cannot
Follow Daughters,

1T is absolutely impracticabIe for
a mother to follow and know the
whereabouts and doings of her
daughter at all times. She has some
other duties than that Of being the
dragon to watch beside the virtue
of her daughter in every hour Of the
day and night-howeve much she
desired 70. She must Of necessity i'm
pose some trust in the strength of
her young flower to resist the blights
that may assail IT.
And if, after a mother has done
her best by way Of honest, earnest
teaching and guidance, It so falls out
that by some diabolical and uuappar-
ent fate the girl takes the down step.
is it fair to the martyred and many
dutied little mother to say the sin is
at her door, An, no. 1t is not fair.
I admit many mothers are too lax
in the moral discipline they practice
with their daughters, and there is
absolutely no eXtenuatiOn for their
slightest deviation or fieXibility in
this prime duty. But-the other class
of others.
Yes. heart-broken and prematurely
aged mother, you whose fair young
Eve whom you had done full moth
er's part by, and who, notwithstand-
ing by some diabOlical mischance,
took the hell track, the fault was not
yours. Was not the prayer for your
daughters moral well-being the most
frequent one that ever shook your
oratory with its soul-earnestnesss and
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-18
THE TIMES INQUIRY COLUMN
~ ~ Answers to Questions X ~
~ ~ Asked by Its Readers * X

many men have made fortunes at agrI-
cultural pursuits Fruit farms there are
especially a source Of great profit 10
4 their owners In the southern part Of
the State are the great cattle ranches.
The Houston Post. OF which R NJ.
Johnson is editor and publisher, is con-
sidered one Of the largest daily papers in
the State. Other influential pap rs are
the Fort Worth Record, Of which Clar-
ence Ousley is editor, and the Dallas
News, owned by A H. Belo & Co.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-18
PRIZES OFFERED
PUZZLE SOLVERS

Weekly prizes OF i've, three, azd
two dollars. respectively, are given
TO the contestants for the puzzle
printed on the W0man's PAGE of
the Sunday evening edition OF The
Times each week for the three
solutions adiUdged worthy.
The contest, which closes at 3 d.
M on Friday OF each week. Is open
10 all VIZ care TO solve the puzzles.
The SWards are based, primarily,
on cCr-eCtneEs, timeIiness, and
HeaIne.s- Originality In presenta-
ton also receives consideration an
awarding the prizes.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-18
REMOVING SHIELD STAINS.

NO mater how carefully shields are
sewed % the bodice, they sometimes
slip, and you md your garment stained.
II you VIII powder the wet place thickly
with gny plain powder CALCIUM is the
basD ard leave it for an hour. then
brush IL all of, you viii find no stain
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-18

domestic ethics for several years. and
my soul has blessed her power: but, in
passing, I have only stopped to note
wherein-with the least intention Of so
doing-she has wrOnged my sanity little
mother who does do her duty. Had Miss
Dix excepted her from her sweeping
statement your humble servant had
never poised a lance with her.
BERNARD GRADY.
lll4 Eleventh street northwest, Wash.
ingtOn, D. c.
June 10, lg1Of'
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-18

Evidently there were a good many
others who found themselves sorry
20 report" at least, I should Judge
such 70 be the fact from the outnous
little which all too frequently
record the struggles on lists sent in
by some OF the cIeverest members OF
the pulling fraternity.
Which, being true, 7 know YOU VIII
all be dOubly interested IN reading OF
the awards which viii be announced
as usual in the Sunday evening edi-
ton Of The Times.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-18
Only Ordinarily Polite.

Ignorance-Very probably the man
had no intention Of beng more than
ordinarily polite when h,, handed you
the blossoms. II he had any other idea
in his head he viii very probably ac-
quaint you Of IL in due time Anyway.
II were you I would give him the
benefit Of the doubt Most men find
ways and means to make their feelings
known without any undue assistance on
the part of the girls.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-18
Consult a Lawyer.

Inquisitive-The Times inquiry depart
ment does not answer legal questions.
You can obtain the desired information
only by consulting a lawyer, Of the mar
mage laws OF the various States in the
Union.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-18

was not your mouths counsel ever
and always sounding its warning
against moral wrong doing and hold
ing up moral honor as the greatest
virtue in life2 And yet-and yet
somehow it did not avail, and your
heart broke, and your life is bur
dened with that heavy sorrow. God
bless you. You did what you could
No creed requires more.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-18
Why Girls Take
False Steps.

There are many factors that enter
into girls start on the down track.
Some have been fathOmed and are
everywhere apparent, and these same
should be hunted down mercilessly and
dealt with fearfully- But again the
cause is not always external and tangi-
bic Some girls mothered by the type
have just drawn have been allured.
Was It some inherent, unsound moral
instinct-some unexplained animal sus-
cepubihty that actuated-was it love?
We do not know-we will never know
why some have started. But assuredly
the blame is not on their mothers.
In the main Miss Dixs article is
good very good, and opportune, and she
Is an Angel Of Right, but only her over
zeal has tricked her into an extreme
position ! admire this great woman,
and have read her worthy articles on
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-18
Nav Suit Collector.

E. n. S.-If the 5O-cent piece you write
OF is bright, you may place it with some
collector Of coins. but there is no Gov
eminent premium obtainable on IT.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1910-06-18

Do YOU know we are all the verge of
a war Of DAYS and dates also Of meas
ures and measurements?
It came about thissway. Miss Dorothy
Lewis, one of the juvenile readers of
The Times Woman's Page, hearkening
to my advice HE'D herself to her grand
mothers scrap book, and consulting her
own memory of childhood tales, brought
TO light a recipe with its accompanying
story,
You may all remember the tale which
concerned a chance visit Of General
Washington 10 a Virginia homestead.
and his delight in certain cornbread,
which formed the staple dish Of the
Eimpk breakfast put before him.
Some error in transcription made what
should have been a properly mixed tea
spoonful Of cream OF tartar and soda
read one teaspOonful each Of soda and
cream Of tartar. Well, almost anybody
beyond the mudDie stage Of culinary
knowledge knows that such a quantity
and such a proportion would be extra
ordinary to say the least, but following
a rule I shall always observe, I printed
the recipe and the story just as it came
TO me. I feel that any attempt on my
possibly. too, in this contest just a bit
Impairment. Fancy any outsider having
the temerity TO add or deduct anything
from ones precious recipe which may
have been a sure-enough heirloom, a
sort Of badge Of distinction IN the cult
nary annals OF ones household
Latest Contribution
To Interesting Data.
Miss Lewis. herself. was about the
first TO detect this error, and she
promptly acquainted me of It. In the
meantime, somebody had telephoned her,
questioning her days and dates, as we'll
as her measurements, and since print
ed Miss Lewis correction I am going
20 print the latest contribution to the
topic since il contains some interesting
data.
My Dear Miss Carroll:
Am sending you a box of cherries
that escaped the famous Ratchet, and
few Brownies" made exactly like
Mrs. Petty's recipe. Miss Dorothy
Lewis Is a little wrong in the date,
as Washington was decidedly not the
Capital In 1871 Many times General
Washington rode into Georgetown,
and the house is still standing on NJ
street, where he spent the evening.
II IL JUL dS II WAS Wutu ne WAS
there. One thing / feel constrained to
tell the Puzzle Page plodders, and that
IS that cream Of tartar and soda must
always be used in the proportion Of
to 1.-TWO teaspO0nfuls of cream of
tartar to one of soda. What 1 know
about soda has been learned from
sad experience. Just a tiny bit Of
sOda-as much as one can hold on
the end Of a spoon is sufficient to
Eweeten a half pint Of sour cream, or
milk. Washington was a beautiful
city on paper only In 1791. Miss kewis
has started a great many to studying
the history of the District of Column
bia. Philadelphia was our Capital
until 1900 Did not mean to write
that-was merely saying the lesson
70 myself, and il was written before
! thought. Sincerely,
CYNTHIA ARMSTRONG.
All OF which in addition to being di-
verting and informing brings me around