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Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-30
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SNAP SHOTS

"A pug nose, like a bad penny. al
ways turns up.
You can prove anything BIZ stats
ties, provided YOU make them.
Time is money, but it often hangs
more heavily on our hands.
A womans age really doesn't mat
ter much as how long she has been that
age.
In practicing economy one must get
out Of the amateur class to save any
money.
Considering their conversational
abilities. it is a wonder so few BARRIERS
turn prize hghers.
Blobbs Ny tailor charged $50 for
this suit" Harduppe -"Yu're lucky
to have it charged. "
A girl Of IS is generally so busy
giggling that she hasn't time 10 do
anything else
The marrying clergyman demon
strates that it really takes three to
mike a pair.
Few of us would kick about not
getting credit for everything we do if
we could only get credit for everything
we buy.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-30
DO 1T NOW
Annapolis People Should Not
Wait Until Il Is Too Late

The appalling death-rate from kidney
disease is due in most cases to the fact
that the little kidney troubles are I'M
usually neglected until they become
serious The slight symptoms give place
to chronic disorders and the sufferer
gocs gradually into the grasp of dia-
betes. dropsy. Bright's disease. gravel
or some other serious form of kidney
complaint If you suffer from back
ache, headaches. dizzy spells; if the
kidney Secretions are irregular of pas
sage and unnatural in appearance. do
not delay. Help the kidneys at once.
Doan's Kidney Pills are especially
for kidney disorders-they cure where
others fail. Over one hundred thousand
people have recommended them.
Here is one of many cases in this
vicinity.
Frank Brashears. Main ST.. Laurel,
Md. SAYS: Il can recommend Doan 5
Kidney Pills highly. The use of one
box of this remedy relieved me of a dull
ache and weakness across the back
which had troubled me for several
years. | tried several remedies but
Dona's Kidney Pills have done me more
good than all the other prescriptions
combined. | can vouch for the merit
of Doan's Kidney Pills.
For sale by all dealers. Price, so
cents. FosteI-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
Nsw York, sole agents for the United
States. Remember the name-Doan'
and take no other.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-30
1.-THE GIRL IN THE TAXI
Next Weeks Bill AT The Academy OF
Music. BaIti more

The greatest event of the present
theatrical season will be marked in
Baltimore by the initial appearance
of that widely play, adapted
from the French, entitled 1.-The Girl
in the Taxi" which is scheduled for
appearance at the Academy of
Music, Baltimore, on Monday, Octo-
Der 8, with matiuees on Wednesday
and Saturday. 1t is said to be one
big scream from curtain to curtain.
The mix-ups start at the fiat of John
Stewart, on Riverside Drive, New
York Mr. Stewards family is
wife and one son, the wife very much
on the hen-with-one-chick order, the
son just arriving at tennis-fannels
and So a month spending money and
Directing strenuously to the penury
thus forced upon him. Indeed he has
been making absent-treatment over
to a contortionist lady in the fiat up
stairs, and pawning his fathers
clothes to buy flowers for her.
Then Percy and Mary Peter appear
upon the scene. Percy is looking for
1.-The girl in the taxi, " who proves to
be Mrs. Smith the wife OF a perfume
manufacturer, who comes to pay
visit to the Stewards on the eventful
evening which starts the play on its
rapid-fre, speed defying journey of
joys and jealousies. The senior
Stewart slides out of the house late
at night, followed by Percy and later
by young BERTHE, the destination of
each being unknown to the other.
The destination of each proves to
be the same dining room in the Cafe
Richie, where complications fairly
tumble over each other throughout
the act. The head waiter steers the
whole into greater and greater tur-
MOL; the climaNes are postponed
heightened, the laughs come like dis
charges from gattling guns, and the
end of the act, which comes in per-
feet tumult of comedy, finds the audi
ence almost exhausted from laughing
and gasping for breath.
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The readers OF this paper viii lie
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Theproprietors have so much faith in
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Address r. J CHENEY & CO.,
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Take Halls Family Pills for consti.
patton.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-09-30
TROPHY WINNERS
In The Engineering COmpe'itiO OF The
Atlantic Fleet The Past Year

The battleship Nebraska of the At
lantic fleet was the trophy winner in
the engineering competition of the past
year. In figuring the standing of the
vessels coal consumption, economy of
operation and maintenance were con-
sidered. The standing of the other
vessels was as follows:
Montana. California. Mississippi,
South Dakota. New Hampshire, Idaho,
Kanass, Louisiana, Georgia, Virginia,
Tennessee, Washington. Pennsylvania,
Rhode island. Minnesota, West Nir-
ginia. Wisconsin, New Jersey. Connec-
ticutt. MARYLAND, Missouri. Vermont,
North Carolina and Colorado.
In the destroyer class the Preble was
the trophy winner. Others destroyers
were as follows: Perry. Paul Jones,
Chauncey, Truxton, Stewart, Lawrence
Barry and Hopkins.
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Movements OF Naval Vessels

Arrived: Tender Yankton at Temp
kinsville. battleships Connecticut and
South Carolina at navy yard. New
York battleships Nebra ska, Rhode Is
land. Virginia, Minnesota. Idaho. Mis-
sissippi and Vermont at New York city,
tug Standish at Annapolis and cruisers
California, Colorado and PENNSYLVANIA
at Chimbote. Peru.
Sailed: Submarine Cuttlefsh from
Norfolk for Solomon's Island. battle
ship North Dakota from Sewell Point
for New York. gunboat Castien. sub
marines Salmon. Snapper and Narwhal
from navy yard, New York. for Nor
folk: gunboat Princeton from San
Francisco for Acapulco. tugs Patapcso
and Pontiac from Norfolk for New
York. tug Triton from Washington for
Indian Head and Norfolk. collier Lee
banon from Norfolk for Indian Head.
gunboats Wheeling and Petrol from Port
Said for Genoa and cruisers New York
and Albany and gunboat New Orleans
from Hongkong for Cavite.
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Address +. J CHENEY & CO.,
Get The Most For Your Money
Likewise the best

likewise the best!
This is especially good advice when
one comes to buy a big Sunday news
paper Aside from its many depart
ments of news. romance. fiction, art,
comedy, politics, &c, the words and
music of late song success will go
free as a feature of next Sunay's New
York World The song in question is
The Gay Gossoon. made famous by
Fisk O'Hara in the new Irish musical
romance. The Wearing of the Green. "
Add this popular song to your music al
collection. But it will be best to order
next Sundays New York World from
your ncwsdealer to day.
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The camel is an enterprising ndlvid-
ual. We have hump on at all times.
If YOU are dissatisfied with your tailor,
get hump on and visit US. Wen snow
Won enough fabrics andpaterns to make
nm your mind for YOU. We guarantee
Satisfaction. Every suit that is bought
from our Custom Department we press
free of charge for an unlimited time,
that IS more than any other tailor shop
will do in town. Remember our prices
are as low as good work can be done
for.
r.,,ss, and GeptleEnen's Suits Ready 10 Wear
ana TO your Special Order. -.
our Delivery Wagon viii be at your com com.
mand al ali times 20 call promptly. Ihs oiiS
one in the city
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'A.H' N'A''A'J '"i'NA4"ii'
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Banking hours at Annapolis Bank
ia.r Il Trust Co., open till 6 p. NJ. on
Saturday; other days till P. NJ.
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EOUND-AP PAIR OF EYEGLAS SES. Owner
can have same by calling at this Office
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WANrED-A LAUNURESS. Must come
well recommended. apply before noon
to N Is. Conger, Murray Avenue 8t-s2J
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The Forrest City times., 1910-12-23
VERACITY OF THE BIBLE
After a Visit to the Holy Land Even Skeptic Must Be Con-
 Vinced.

One thing cannot fail to impress every visitor to Bethlehem, and, in deed, to the Holy Land generally, who is imbued with true Christian faith and a proper sense of the sanctity of the location and of the events that have transpired there, and that is the more than remarkable correspond ence between the things and places shown us today as having been asso- ciated with the life and work of the Saviour and other events that enter into the structure of our religious faith and the descriptions and ac- counts of them, as furnished us in the pages of the Holy Scriptures They agree with them in every re- spect and it is impossible. after care fully considering and comparing them, 10 doubt their identity. so exactly are they in accord with tho Bible narrative
 The work in the fields. the arrange ment Of the buildings. the very articles of diet and clothing Of ancient days are plainly recognizable in the doings and surroundings of today. Indeed where modern methods have not be- come obtrusive the manners and GUS toms of the people remain much the same as in the days of the presence on earth of the Saviour Between the descriptions given in the Bible of localities. climatic and geographical conditions. distances. etc. of these times and those of today there Is hardly any discrepancy. even a skeptic. considering this remarkable accord of circumstances with the Biblical narrative, cannot but be con vinced of it's veracity; to the believer it comes as a wonderful conviction, satisfactory corroboration or en- couragement to see things as those who described them SO graphically saw them so long ago-Columbian Magazine.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-23

some 10000 verses and had rehearsed the actors in their parts, so that all in readiness. On the morning of the twentyfourth the play would begin. in the market place of the city, and by the grace of God 1t would be finished by even ing of the day following. Let all attend The crer then made proclamation for the mayor that all shops save those of the victualers should be closed those two days. Citizens need have no fear at leaving their houses unguarded for spe cial troops of the archers would patrol the city and furthermore the gates of the town would be closed against either ingress or egress. Let all attend
 Now let us turn our attention to the market place It is a large square in the center of Rouen, into which the principal thoroughfares of the city debouch. On all of its four sides is confu- sion Along one entire dimension is being erect ed row of private boxes for the mayor and other digntaries of the town, and for such of the clergy are not impersonating parts in the mys tery The two abutting sides are given over 10 the victualeTs, whose booths will feed the hungry thrnngs during the entre'actes of the play. And the fourth side that facing the private boxes, is allotted for the stage In all this structure com passes some 10000 square feet; but this small space for the time represents two countries, Pal estine and ltaly=to say nothing of two realms not to be located with much geographical cer tainty-paradise and hell.
 On it's extreme left Is Nazareth. and the house of Joseph and Mary In fact the house is all there Is to the town. except sign board in scrbed with the name of the place Next is Bethlehem, typifed by inn and a stable. and just beyond Bethlehem lies a mansion" or eur tained of square At the appropriate moment the screen here will be withdrawn. disclosing to the eyes of the onlookers the band of shepherds. watching their focks by night. and incidentally making the welkin ring with the sound of song and shrilling of the pipes The field of the shep- herds lies betwiXt Bethlehem and Jerusalem, that is to say. betwiXt the inn and stable and the house of Herod which stands for the holy city The next few feet leap oceans, for at the side of Herods house stands the temple of Apollo in Rome the chamber of the Roman emperor and the capitol besides the haunt of the Sibyl that strange figure of medieval church lore, who pa gan though she was ranked with the Hebrew prophets. and was celebrated ill the greatest of church songs, the Dies Irae," along with David
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-23
The Way of life

II Is being said Of an elderly ,.., business in Atchlson: He es,,. .'ah m n punishment as he formerly easla q,aa. l. And there Is punishment to bs z, dared in making a living: don't fors, e@ 1t Look over your own evnar,o. iS,se' and you will detect punishment eve hour of the day. If it isn't at bo1o T,e's ,. is on the street ear or on the rosa ' How many ways there are to nnY'st 9ss' a man who tries his best to get aIos. and behave himself. And after n.s gets old 1t is more evident every va.. s. that the poor fellow can't stand nga mn ishment as he could when he v., yeunger.-Atchison Globe.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-23
Tho Modern Wau

A couple of young men on the No, ket street viaduct the other eyeplp, offered a new version O, an ola s.1 After they had passed couple of an. burn-haired damsels one of the ven,, men took his stand at the curb ap5 sazed up and down the bridge.
 What are you looking for7n In. qnired his companion.
 Pointing to the red headed girls tb. young man answered: I'm trying h see white automobile. '-YoangstogO Telegram.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-23

many broad, grinning Ii. the head of St. Georges dragon. It's jaws opened caFern0Es- ly when proper levers Were put in operation at the back. and from it's eyes and throat issued
 flames and gusts of smoke, from braziers
 filled with pitch and blown upon with bellows. Through this smoke sal lied out the devil and his aides, to drag in the souls of the lost and the agonized screams of the damned, punctuated by the roar of cannon,
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-23
t Worked Well.

How is the new filing system? Sue cess? ." asked the agent of the mer- chant to whom he had sold system" a few days before.
 Great" said the merchant.
 "Good." said the agent. rubbing his hands And how is business?"
 'Busfness?" echoed the merchant "Oh. We have stopped business to at tend to the filing system
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-23
He Knew.

A certain jurist was an enthusiastic golfer. Once he had occasion to in terrogate. in criminal suit, boy witness from Bala.
 Now. my lad." he said. are you acquainted with the nature and sig nificanee of an oath?"
 The boy, raising his brows in sur prise. answered.
 "Of course I am. sir Don't I caddy for you at the Country club ?"-Suc- cess.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-23

wore flowing gown of richest silk, borrowed From the bishop On his feet were long pointed toed shoes of doeskn turned up and fastened to the knees with fine chains His neck was en. circled with a piece of costly lace and to give a touch of the Oriental. a turban was wound about his ffteenth-century hat: and about the urban was testooned necklace borrowed for the occa- sion from the goodwige
 The shepherds attired quite as sump tuously. They wore slashed doublets and gor geous eolored trunks. and the pipes upon which they played of the latest fashion in French Instrumentation. But the magi who iourneyed in the shepherds company. far outshone their pastoral companions. Beneath their gowns they gleamed resplendont in bright armor From top to toe Were they encased in mail and since they could find cames in Rouen, they rode on donkeys. that groaned beneath the burden. Each magus was accompanied by page
 And the procession wound on and on out of the portal of the cathedral of Rouen. Joseph and Mary, the surly innkeeper bearing lantern to designate that his part played in the night King Herod, the Roman emperor. and lastly God the Father. God the Son and a numerous band of angels. who distributed amongst themselves the costlest of the albs, stoles. dalmaticas and copes loaned for the occasion by the clergy of the cathedral! and the coister of St. Maclou. Seventy eight Of these principal actors there were in this procession and their attendant sqaires and the lesser figures in the drama numbered hundred and fifty more By the time they had passed from out tte cathedral and arrived at the closter 1t was well the way toward noon of this six teenth of December. 1i72
 At intervals during the course of the parade the erier who headed 1t stopped and blew a prolonged blast The procession halted. and from its midst emerged long-visaged man in the dress of a university doctor. In his hand he held a fat scroll Waving this aoft he made procla nation:
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-23
Dies irae dies i}la.
 SolNet saeelum in faNlua. Teste DaNid cum Sibylla "

Adjoining the house of the Sibyl Is limbo. So close they that during the course of the play their inmates reach across the intervening space and exchange the courtesy of a sip of wine from the flask. Limbo Is merely q square tower
 with a front strongly grated, It serves to hold the materialzed souls of such of the worthy de parted dwelt earth during the old dlspensa- tion. Here will reside, during the two days of the representation, the prophets the patriarchs and a select few of the pagans. Their lot is not unhappy one-they live only in unsatisfed hope. They may well be content with their fate when they look upon their neighbors 10 the right at the end of the row of spectacles. For here is helmouth. of all the grotesque and impressive speetacies of the mystery play. ellmouth took precedence. The most skHfu carpenters and mechancians employed in It's fabrication
 and the art of the most expensive painter was none too good for Its adornment When complet- ed, hemouth stood l2 or Is feet high and AS
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-23
Without Malice.

What have you done?a exclaimed Mrs. Cumrox, as she fourished q let ter at him
 Has that anything to do with the correspondence l tried to help you with?'
 Tt has. It's an indignant protest. told you to address that distin. guished pianist as Herr Professor"
 And did SO"
 Yes. But you wrote it Hair Pro fessor!"
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-23
llI-Mannered Chicken.

Little Robert. 9 years of age, went with his grandmother to the chicken park to see her feed the chickens. When the little ones jumped upon the water dish and dipped their bills into the water, he cried: "Oh, grand mother, they are putting their feet on the table"
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-23
DoIInq Out knoWledqe.

Mrs. Chugwater-Josiah, what is the origin of the name of Milwaukee and what does it mean?
 MT. Chugwater- comes from the Latin word mile, meaning thousand, and Wau Kee. a Chinaman; Milwau- hee. thousand Chinamen. Think you can remember that?
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-23
Would Avoid Him

Slopay Here comes man I don't care to meet Let's cross over.
 DeLong Why don't you care to meet him2
 Slopay-He has a mania for collect ing bills.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-23
Of Course She Must.

What time does the dance beging "Nine o'clock"
 Then we must be there at 8.30e What for?"
 T must have at least an hour in the dressing room to rearrange my hair"
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-23
POLICY

ealvin-The doctor forbids m. = drink champagne. 0S he to
 Ruth-Forbids you to drinl,
 pagne? ''N ehan.
 caivin-Well. until after his h,n :. paid oid il
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-23
.Silete. silete, SllentIum hsbeatis.
 Et per Dei fium. pacem faeiatis

And when he had finished his peroration in Latin he announced in the vernacular the purport of the celebration. It 10 be great mystery carnacion et nativite de nostre sauYeur ct demptear Iesuchrist" The sheriffs of the town, the clergy of the cathedral and St. Nacou, many of the rich burghers and the bishop himself had given of their time and money without stint. in order that the dear townspeople might refresh their souls with a spectacle of holy events. And he the doctor. had composed mystery play of
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-23
IN SCIENTIFIC DAYS

Marjorie-Why are we stopping here, Harold?
 Harold-Ah, the anchors caught on a wireless.
The Forrest City times., 1910-12-23

"Doune from heaven. from heaven hie. Of angels there came great cnmpanie. With mirthe and joy and great solemnftye They sange terly, terlow So mereli the sheppards ther pipes
 blow
 Queerest of all was the manner in which these various personages accoutered Balaam