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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10
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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10
MRS. MARGARET MCDONALD
TO BE BURIED THURSDAY.
She Was One Of the First Mem
bers of St. J0seph's Church.

The funeral Of Mrs. Margaret NC
Donald. s. years old, who died yester-
day. will be held Thursday morning
frolD her late home, Is Wallace street,
and thence to ST. Joseph's Roman
Catholic Church. where a solemn high
mass OF requiem will be celebrated at
10 o'clock. The interment will he in the
Cemetery Of the Holy Sepulchre.
Mrs. Mcdonald was one of the first
pensioners of st. Joseph's Church.
SHE was BORN In Ireland. but came to
Ellis country half a century ago. She
had always lived in the "Hiils section
and @as we'll known among the people
OF trat vicinity. Mrs. Mcdonald was
the widow of Thomas Mcdonald, who
died ten years ago.
-Four children survive her. They are
the Rev. Edward L.. Mcdonald, of st.
Mays Church, Jersey City; James and
Philip Mcdonald, of this city, and Mrs.
John Reilly.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10
WOMEN USHERS FOR TWO THEATRES

An experiment new in theatrical
management in this city was put into
operation in two of the Proctor thea
tres in Newark yesterday by the re-
placing of the young men ushers with
young women in the Market street
Lyric Theatre and the Washington
street Bijou Dream. They were made
thoroughly familiar with the seating
arrangement before beginning their
d-,ties and the plan was found to work
%splendidly. The women ushers are at
tired in neat black dresses of uniform
style. with white cuffs and collars, The
change was u surprise to the patrons
of both houses, as no advance an
nouncement had been made.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10
"KWITCHERKICKEN" is AN
ARCADE THEATRE FEATURE

Robert j. Fields and Miss Maud
Mason made their first appearance this
season at the Arcade Theatre last
night, in a new sketch of Eastside life,
entitled "Kwitcherkicken.' Miss Mason
introduces you Can't Make Me Stop
Liking YOU" while Mr.. Fields sang
Good Bye Grille and Remember Me"
Other entertainers during the week are
Burt Walker, black-face comedian;
the Daisy Sisters, juvenile singers and
dancers, and LaRue and Holmes, In Il
nautical sketch entitled THE Good
Ship Weinerwurst." George G. Gune-
wald's vocal numbers contain "Curly-
Head and Santa Fee"
Wednesday evening is to be devoted
to the Arcade's Ola Podrida entertain
ment. with a "pie-eating contest" as an
added attraction. Friday evening
inaugurates the summer series of anna
tour nights.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10
H0WE'S 'RIALTO FOUNDERS"
PLEASE WALDMANN PATRONS

sam Howe's "Rialto Founders pre-
sent a fairly good show at Waldmann's
this week. About the best of the per-
formance, aside from Howe himself,
h really is the whole thing. Is The
Brinkley Girls" who pose in several
idealistic scenes in stunning gowns.
The opening mirth provoker, entitled
"A Day at Niagara Falls" really
amounts to little, unless it be as a
means of introducing Howe E an air
ship navigator and bunco artist.
In the olio. Howe, assisted by Two
others, introduced a pathetic n semi
humorous sketch entitled "A Broken
Heart.' which was well received.
IA Day at the Races was entertain
ing, thanks to the shapely girls anu
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10
ARCANuMITEs HEAR REPORTS.

Corinthian Council, Royal Arcanum,
last night received a report from the
representatives who attended the re-
cent Grand Council convention at
Lakewood. Regent F. G. Lanpe pre-
sided, and an entertaining program was
provided under the auspices of Orator
G. ID, Wertz. Past Regents Jeptha Van
Vliet and James +. Grealey, newly ap-
pointed deputy grand regents, We're ex-
tended a reception. The council now
has some TO members, n is the larg-
est in the State.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10
ROSEVILLE WOODMEN HOLD
BIG MEETING TONIGHT,

The members of Roseville Camp,
their guests at Shawger's Hall. Orange
street and Roseville avenue. tonight.
President j. r. Clark, Secretary \. w.
Fcnwick and State Manager Thompson,
of the 800 class campaign conNnittee.
of the Essex County Woodmen of the
World. Twelve candidates viii be given
the Woodmen degrees. Consul Com
mander A. p. Schwauer will preside.
Those who will aid in the reception
will be A. w. Fenwick. w. It. Small,
NJ. j. Kraft, p. H. Lanning md Frank
Misenhelder. The new members added
tonight will bring the campaign roster
up to 1870
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10
BENEVOLENT LEGION
MEETS in PHILADELPHIA.
Newark Sends Three Delegates
to Session OF Catholic Society.

The t%wenty-ninth annual convention
of the Catholic Benevolent Legion
opened today at Hotel Majestic, Phila-
delphia, and will close Thursday night
with o reception and bell, which are be-
inc planned for by the councils of the
auxiliary of the legion have also made
ARRANGEMENTS to provide pleasure for
the wives of the delegates during their
stay. which will include trips to the
various parks and principal points of
interest in Philadelphia and nearby
cities.
Tonight the delegates will attend a
smoker under the auspices of Alburtus
Council. Tomorrow morning they as
sist at a solemn high mass, to be eele-
brated at st. Ludwig's Church, and
then repair to the green room of the
Hotel Majestic, where the sessions OF
the convention will be held.
Tomorrow night the delegates and
their wives attend a banquet to be
given in their honor in the same hotel
Newark will be represented at the con-
vention by DIR. John b. Richmond,
Jamts A. Rowe and Anton Steines.
The reports of the officers will show q
membership Of 1900 and a bank ac-
count of more than $1,000, 900, half OF
which is reserved for special death
benefits.
The officers of the legion are: Rich
ard B.. Tippett, of Baltimore, president;
James Hennessey, of New York, vice.
president; John c. Mcclure, Of Brook
Ign. chancellor; Joseph Rupert. of
Brooklyn, orator; John d. Carroll, Of
brooklyn. secretary. and John z.
Dunn. of Boonton, treasurer.
Albert V. Harding, of New Bruins
wick. is the State supreme representa-
tive.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10
FUNERAL OF E. r. BALL TODAY.

Funeral services for Edward r. Ball,
80 years old, whose death Saturday fol-
lowed an illness Of three months. were
held today from the hope. 81 Warwick
street. Interment was made in Clin-
ton Cemetery, Irvington.
Mr.. Ball was a native of this city and
for a number of years had been en-
ployed as an engraver in his fathers
jewelry factory. He had been a
widower for -four years. A daughter,
Mrs. Charles Frisch, of this city. sur
wives.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10
.JARDIN DE PARIS GIRLS ARE
RIG ATTRACTION AT EMPIRE

The "Jardin De Paris Girls featur-
ing the Apache Dance" are playing al
Miners Empire Theatre this week, and
was greeted by two big cordial au-
diences yesterday. In Midnight
Paris,' the opening burlesque, the au7
dience is shown some clever ensemble
dancing by sprightly girls. while the
chorus singing is also good.
A strong olio between the w our-
lettas was warmly greeted by the au-
dience, and the closing sketch, Circus
Day proved a fitting wind-up for an
altogether pleasing show.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10
BAYONNE PRISONER
ESCAPES FROM JAIL

BAYONNE, May 10.-Harry Long, %
years old, who was being held in de-
fault of bail on the charge of being one
of the men who when surprised at shad
nets fired upon Reuben Cadmus and
son off Robbins Reef, May /, ESCAPED
from the Bayonne city jail today and
has not been caught.
Long used a nail to turn the lock on
the cell door. He is believed to hc IN
Manhattan or Brooklyn.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10
Recognition Of Forest HnI Club.

Many persons attended the spring re-
ception Of the Forest Hill Reading
Club at the residence of the president
Mrs. Seymour Haulenbeck, 651 Parker
street. Yesterday afternoon. Assisting
in receiving we're the other officers,
Mrs. John b Lee. ir., and Mrs. Louis p,
Teller. The committee in charge OF the
dining-room included Mrs. Wllilahl NJ
Strait. Mrs. George +. Spencer, MIS-
Frank G. Gilman, Mrs. Henry q. Eol-
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10
Alumni TO Give Dance.

Members of the Alumni Association
of st. Joseph's Parochial School will
give a shirt-waist dance in the school
hall tomorrow night. Joseph b. Rafter
will act as floor manager, assisted by
Miss Rose NJ. Mclaughlin, Miss Kath-
erine Towey and John Boehm. Those
on the committee of arrangements are
Eugene A. Farrell, chairman, Miss
Agnes c. Reilly, secretary; Miss Mary
Cam. Miss Mae Joyce, Miss Mary
Moore, George McKeon, Francis Beck,
Frank Mcguire and James Brady.
The association is also arranging for
a public debate. to be held the latter
part of this month. The subject will
be, Resolved. That labor organizations
are Il benefit TO the nottingham" The
association officers are the Rev. G. w.
Corrigan. moderator; Thomas M. Kane,
president: Miss Joyce, vice-president;
Robert b. Donnelly, financial secre-
tary; John e. Joyce, recording secre-
tary: John J. Hanlon, treasurer, and
Samuel j. Walsh, marshal.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10
BRoTHERHO0D CIRCLE MEETS.

Delegates from this city are attend
ing the sixteenth annual session of the
Supreme Circle, of the Brotherhood of
America, which convened at the Hotel
Windsor, Atlantic City, at 10 o'clock
this morning. Supreme Washington
william j.. Schafer presided. The
grand exalted degree was conferred.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10
Daughters of Isabella Minstrels.

Clad In colonial "uniforms,' WITH
buff-faced coats and killed skirts, the
members of Court Seton No. u. of the
Daughters of Isabella, gave a most sue
cessful minstrel performance in the
New Auditorium last night. Many en-
cores were demanded by a delighted
audience. Miss Anna Faughnan was
interlocutrix, and the lends were Miss
Mary C. Duffy. Miss Anna Mullin. Miss
Caroline A. Wright n Miss Agnes G.
McDermitt. Other soloists were Miss
Mary J. Brady. Miss Katherine i.
Reilly, Miss Anna c. Dervin and Miss
Charlotte Finley. An informal dance
followed. ,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10
'UNCLE TOMS CABIN is
SHOW AT COLUMBIA THEATRE

That old favorite Uncle Toms
Cabin is the attraction at the Co
lumbia Theatre this week, and judging
from yesterdays audiences. the play
has lost non Of it's popularity. y
double quartet of negro performers is
an added attraction that serves to en-
liven the production.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10
BENEFIT Tea and Sale.

For the benefit of the Protestant
Foster Home a tea and sale will be
held in the parlors of tie North Re-
formed Church tomorrow afternoon.
Fancy articles, ice cream, flowers, toys,
homemade cake and candy will be sold.
Tea and sandwiches will be served for
a nominal fee. Mrs. Charles Borcher-
ling and other officers of the board are
in charge of the arrangements.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10
LEADING S DEAD.

DETROIT. Mich, May 10.-Right
Eminent William 3. Lawrence. of
Kalamazoo, past grand commander of
the Michigan Grand Commandery,
knights Templar, and for forty years
one of the foremost Masons in Michi-
gan, died here yesterday. erE
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10
woman,s Club study Glass Meeting.

Miss Cecilia E. Gardner was the
speaker at the regular meeting of the
study class of the Woman's Club in
the club room, Gal Broad street, last
night. The embroidery class will meet
tonight. and the dancing class will meet
Thursday night.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10
JACOB HEINZ.

DOVER. May 1o,-In st. Mary's Ro-
nan Catholic Church, this place, today,
funeral services for Jacob Heinl, OF
Passaic. were held. His death was due
to a tunior. He is survived by his
mother, two brothers and our sisters
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10

delayed advertisement brings only the after
math OF ira ie. It's the nrst call that captures
the procession OF custornerA
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10

HoWe's comedy work. The vaudeville
numbers pleased many.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10
ME:;M2@MEs
1N ne QLUBdc2

a SUB-STATION of the Newark
~ Free Public Library is to be
established in the building at Al
Hill street, headquarters of the Girls
Club, recently organized by the Crazy
Jane Society and the managers of the
Newark Female Charitable Society.
Miss ]. Isabel Sims will have charge
of the books.
The girls who attended the regular
meeting of the club last night spent
a delightful evening playing games and
listening to vocal and Instrumental
music. The cub has been particularly
fortunate in having the use of a piano,
donated for six months by a local piano
firm, through the efforts of Mrs. Daniel
Demarest. 1t is hoped that the two
philanthropic bodies will be able to
raise enough money to purchase the in
strument.
The club will meet again next Mon
day night, and all young women arc
invited. Miss Emma Goble Lathrop is
chairman Of the committee in charge,
and is assisted by Mrs, Ornan n.
Wright, Miss Mae Mallon and the
members of the Crazy Jane Society.
Managers Reelected.
With the exception of i've names. the
list of the board of managers of the
Home for Aged Women stands the
same. At the forty-fourth annual
meeting. held at the home. 225 Mt
Pleasant avenue, yesterday, the resig-
nations of Miss Frances Hays and Mrs
Stuart Nye Hutchinson We're accepted
and the remaining board reelected. The
officers of the institution are: First
Directress. Mrs. James II. Denison'
second directress, Mrs. Walter L
starr; recording secretary, Mrs. Franl
Holt; corresponding secretary, Mrs
Henry Young; assistant recording sec
rotary, Mrs. George IL. Alderman
treasurer. Mrs. Henry Young, jr.
The Rev. W. r. S. Lumbar. pastor o.
the Mt. Pleasant Baptist Church, ad'
dressed the members, choosing Sym
pathy" for his subject. Mrs. Harrison
Van Duyne presided and read the re
ports.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10

A Successful Whist.
A substantial sum was realized at
the whist party given in the Roseville
Athletic Clubhouse yesterday in the
interests OF the workroom for aged
women, at 10 Academy street. Mrs.
Alfred p. Mayhem arranged the affair,
assisted by Mrs. Abram Van Wrinkle,
Mrs. Frederick c. Jacobson, Mrs. Theo-
dore Gray, Miss Lena Egner, Mrs.
Harry Campton, Mrs. Joseph Belcher
and Mrs. Anna Hill. Twenty-eight
tables were in play, n at the close Of
the games refreshments were served.
The workroom proves a wonderful
boon to many elderly women who have
to work for their living. They are
given plenty of sewing to do, in a
warm, comfortable room. At noon
luncheon is served to them gratis.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10

On Way TO Europe.
Nj. and Mrs. Edward Hoffman, of
235 South Seventh street, sailed for
Europe today.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1910-05-10

Ter, Mrs. Amos Bell and Mrs. Herbert
| Halleck. The 'hoaters'' were. Mrs.
William d. Sinnock, Mrs. Willard L.
Hamilton and Mrs. Addison b. Poland.
The decorations were pink carnations
and lilacs in the parlor and library, and
red carnations and ~red-shaded candle
labra in the dining-room, where Mrs.
Il. b. Denny and Mrs. Charles II. jew
EFT presided. An interesting program
was contributed by Miss Emily Pierson,
pianist; Miss e. Brown, of Brooklyn,
soprano and Mrs. James A. Hulse,
reader. The final meeting of the season
will take place Monday afternoon, May
%, at he home of Mrs, Spsacer, s2l
Lake street.
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READ STAR WANT ADS.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-10-15
HAVE HONEST RACES
cairoite Back From Lexington, KY,
Says Authorities Rule With Firm
Hand TO Bar Crooked Work.

Mr.. and Mrs. Edward J. Brackey
have returned from Lexington, KY,
where they have been on visit to
Mrs Brackey's parents the past
three weeks. Mr. Brackey is very
favorably impressed with the blue
grass region and especially with the
races he saw there. The racing sea
son at this time lasted for 20 DAYS
and many of the finest stock of the
best stables of the east were en-.
tered He says there is no pool sell
ing on the races there and no tips
are permitted when known. He saw
two men taken in charge by the po-
lice who had suggested to stranger
that they could give him tips on GER
tain horses. They also prohibit
lockeying for place, He says he saw
one jockey fined by the starter three
different times for not abiding by the
rules, first s25, then $50 and finally
800, which amounts had to be paid
before he was permitted to run. After
paying the 800 he was told if he
made another break his horse would
be barred entirely. This Morse won
second place.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-10-15
AT CACHE BRIDGE
CAIRO & ST. LOUIS RAILWAY &C.
REBUILDING STRUCTURE DA-
MAGED BY RECENT FLOOD
Seventy New Piles to be Driven and
Extra Guard to b. .5iaced Above
Bridge--Safe at
Present.

The trouble experienced by the
Cairo & st. Louis Railway (the in
terurban) at the trestle bridge over
Cache river, was uacn more serious
than was supposed AT no time was
there any danger to passengers in
making the transfer from one side
of the bridge to the c:rer, II there
had been, Srpt. Mclaughlin would
not have permitted the use of the
bridge at all. The serious part OF
the trouble was the Interference of
traffic and the expense involved In
providing for the accom- midation of
the traffic and the building of prac.
tically new bridge over the main
channel. The great quantity of
drift brought down by the recent
freshets might have swept away the
supports had not quick work been
done under the direction of Supt, Nc.
Laughlin. A force Of thirty to forty
men were employed several days in
removing this drift and heavy cables
of steel were fastened to the piles
supporting the bridge and these ca
hles were attached to the trees up
the stream.
1t has been noted by many people
familiar with Cache river that never
before to their knowledge had the
current in the little river been so
rapid. This fact is partially attrb-
uted to the low stage OF the Ohio as
a usual thing when there are freshets
in Cache the Ohio is a: a stage tnat
checks up the rapid flow at this
point and for some distance up
stream.
None of tie heavy interurban cars
have been pernt tied to cross the
bridge since the damage done to it
by the drift. To accommodate the
patrons of the road platform three
feet wide has been built along one
side OF the track. with a heavy guard
rail. There is absolutely no further
danger.
To-Day work VIII begin on the rein
forcement Of the bridge A pile driv-
er mas been secured from the Illinois
Central railroad and 26 new piles will
be driven; each pile will be 40 feet
long. They will be so placed and
anchored that almost any quantity of
drift will not affect them. Besides
the addition of this new piing, supt.
Mclaughlin has decided to place a
row of piling twenty-five + ct up
stream, which will aelp to hold back
much Of the drift in future. A mum.
Der of small bridges in the upper
Cache must have been swept away
in the recent flood as many pieces of
bridge timbers were noticeable among
the drift.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-10-15
HAD SOME EXPERIENCES
Theatrical Woman in Cairo Claimed
to Have Been Poisoned by
Eating Pork and Beans.

Miss Blondell who played at the
opera house the first three days OF
this week in Fun in a Candy Shop
had some unusual experiences during
her short stay here. The two most
noteworthy We're: She thought she
was poisoned by eating a lunch at
restaurant. One Of the dishes she or
dered was baked pork and beans. IT
was the canned product. She stayed
in bed "a hours on account of this
incident. Next she claimed some one
stole her best hat that cost her S65.
After leaving Cairo the couple went
to Paducah to fill weeks end en-
eagement; but the Paducah house
shut down on vaudeville at the same
time the Cairo opera house did and
there was nothing doing. They re-
turned and hence to ST. Louis.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-10-15
ROYAL FAMILY C0NFERS
Decided Manuel Shall Have Rest Cure
Political Cohorts to Make
Vigorous Campaign.

Gibraltar, Oct. liking Manuel
of Portugal, the queen mother Amelie
and other members of the royal fam.
lily had a conference here today con
corning their future. II was decided
that King Manuel should lead a quiet
life until his health is fully recovered
and that meanwhile his friends in
Portugal should undertake a vigorous
political campaign in which the sup
porters of Duke Michael Braganza,
the pretender, will cooperate to re-
as possible at the elections.
1t is probable that after his arrival
in England and the publication of his
King Manuel will take a
sea voyage our travel.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-10-15
Cultivate Good Manners.

Nothing tends so much to brighten
ana sweeten social intercourse and
make life generally agreeable as the
httie attentions. civilities. and cour-
.esles which we style good manners.
ana since good manners are the nat
urai outgrowth of character and kind.
ness of heart, 1t stands to reason that
one OF our chlefest concerns should be
me cultivation of the heart and the
directions and the upbuilding of char.
acter through development Of the
moral sense.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1910-10-15
Why He Sat Down.

AT mems party the pastor eau
tioned his pensioners against look
ing at other mems wives, and offered
a SILK hat to the man who would stand
UP and say that he had not so of.
tended. One of the conflding kind OF
husbands. when he got home was In
nocently telling his wife about 1t when
she interrupted: "Of course. John. you
got right up" John apparently had
not anticipated a personal application
put ne answered guilelessly: "Ot
course not. Mary, you know how punky
look In a silk hat"--Puck.