New-York tribune., 1910-12-17
THE TALK OF THE paf.

,7rs snoozer-IIenry. the alarm CLOCK has
csso.oSozeT-Thank goodness: nope 9r,e,,s ene
+bine'II never come back-boStoii ~
script
1ro,, ,rsp7ns travel nowadays Is ioid III
,;ct,,re and story by F. ]. Schultz IN EcpH-
,,o.I,.r;cs,, The professional wanderer'
Knows enough about the eonstruc-
tion of a railroad car TO select g Pio'o A'
free travel that will be SAFE as "1h
coeey Despite the efforts OF the ra"l ga"
no,,naniss to keep the hoboes from nhoins
Co. r;4i-tr accommodation in the hieoeii
cor,ers of the car, The deadheads con'riFe
~ travel free and laugh at the ehofts ot
,be employees of the road to dIsieoge 'ie'''
and keep them off the trains.
whats the worst you can say a''D'
ny NE hasn't an honest hair in his heao'
~ ei, net E, had as you think. mean,
he wears a awiG.''-Birmingham Age iiei fiiA
PEACE MONEY.
s1o0040oo is the sum
That Carnegie hands our
To harmonic the world or Na'
And scatter peace about
The interest on that prfncely "ad
VIII give us, in the clear
A half million dollars worth
OF peace for every year
half a million doilarsi say,
If il were so you had
To fight to get pile like that,
Would war seem SO darned bad!
W. J. HAMPTON.
Kind Lady-Bu.. my poor man. ;y1s you ,,ean ,oin
me if l gave you meal you Nouio h0oP
T1-i+l 20
Sandy Pikes-Right you are nlih; ;;..,a
broke il to pieces an made cosey ILL.,
blaze dat took all de frost out OF NE poiieS'
Chicago News
II, .he office of a New York lawyer whose
clients are nearly all real estate opera'ois
there are two features which nearly every
visitor notices at the first call. Ihey are d
queer clock and an uncomfortanie chan.
The figures on the clock dial range from
to u instead Of from to Il, ana tle Jaw
auozve no opportunity 10 escape to impress
upou his visitor that he knows the tioui
ae indicated bv the odd timepiece. He has
his ,.,ncj, at '14 o'clock, and leaves TOT
his home on the 'I7:S train" No matter
49, h,,e, he is he can always md time to
on,area or, the logical system. The uf1-
comfortable chair is the only one III MS
consultation room except the one he oc-
.,,r,ies and its condition IS we'll known to
tra LAWYER who SAYS that its presence III
his office is a mute but forcible protest
against 'sitters.'" The professional brother
who tells the story says: OTHERWISE he is
perfectly sane"
where did you get that medal you're
wearing: ,;es -o1.,,,en
What did you do?
az never drove motor car -tjeNelahu
Leader.
Roston's police, after casting enVlous
ewes for years on the generous pay of their
New York brethren. have asked Tor an IN
crease in salary Some of the Boston pa
pers say they ought to have IT, 1t ap-
naars that police inspectors and lleutenantS
in the Hub who ask 5000 d. year. get only
81 500 and sergeants have TO worry along
on 81 4on the stipend of New York 8 patrol
men. The sergeants think they ought TO
have 81 500 q year for the first three years
and 81 70o-what New York payS-after that
The Journal espoustnS the cause of the
officers says that this lis less than un-
tried. unqualified employees in City Hall re-
ceiye when they are first put to work ny
order Of political bosses.
They say she's a great stickler for good
form.
"Stickler! Worse than that. Why. say,
that woman would find fault because Eve
didn't have a chaperon when she arrived
in Eden"-Cleyeiand Plain Dealer