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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13
WHEN THE HENS GOT TIPSY

When Mrs. James Burnt, of Han
cock county, w. Va, threw out some
spoiled blackberries her four hens
Toasted on them until they became
helplessly inebriated.
Mrs. Burnet thought they were dead
and thriftily plucked them clean for
the feathers. Next morning she was
astounded to find the hens, shivering
from cold, racing about to keep warm
naked as she had plucked them. Mrs
Burnet made blankets for her feather
less hens
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

The south has resented the intima-
ton that the hookworm disease is ex.
ceptionally prevalent in that section
and practically unknown in the north
Now that a pronounced case of hook
worm ailment has been found in Phil,
adelphia some of the southerners will
he inclined to indulge in II told you
80" comment.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

Among the strange things to be seen
in China are sepulchres for human
bones in the form of the one here il
Illustrated. The cemeteries are so
overcrowded that when grave is
opened for fresh burial the bones of
former occupants must be removed
and they are piled into the rather d.
lapidated sepulchres.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13
In the Shadow of Columbia,

Letters curiously formed and writ
ten with red chalk on a card in the
window of frame building not three
hundred yards from Columbia uni.
versjty announce: Day Bored and
Vokel Music TaughtS-New Yogi
Press.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

A Tibetan hootookatoo, who was he
headed by mistake three years ago.
is to be reincarnated by Chinese i'm
perial decree. That is easy as falling
OF a log when you know how. They
Just take an innocent baby and ap.
roint It to fill the vacancy.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13
WILD GEESE ATTACK GIRLS

Wild geese, which William Stabley
of FELTON,, Pa, thought he had do.
mesticated, proved still untamed when
they attacked and frightened almost
to death Miss Ophelia Paine and Miss
Araminta Sentz, who were gathering
arbutus. The flock surrounded the two
girls, picking at them and kissing in
an alarming manner The girls fed,
but the geese continued the chase al
most to the town.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

The queen of Bulgaria asked for a
cigarette and the French ambassador
didn't have a single one in the house.
Being q diplomat, he restrained him.
self from offering her a nice fve-cent
cigar.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

A French physician has invented a
eure for all the ills that flesh is heir
to. consisting simply of exposing the
naked body to the direct rays of the
summer sun. It is easily seen that on
some real sunny days this treat.
ment would produce such a blistering
as would make the patient forget all
the other ailmentx.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

A Milwaukee girl, according to the
terms Of her mothers will, is to get
$4,000 provided she wins husband.
OF course, that is terrible handicap,
but she may be able to find some
fearless young man who will assume
the responsibilities of wealth for her
sake.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

A Milwaukee woman is to get be.
quest of 100000 if she marries, and
only the interest from that sum II
she remains a spinster. Her decision
may depend good deal on the rate
of interest the money is drawing.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

A society has been formed In New
York which proposes to reform the
calendar. We trust 1t will be able to
prevent February and May from
trading places up in this section OF
the country
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

In the interest of public health.
way with themselves are requested to
keep out of the lakes that supply the
people with drinking water.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

A steamship which is to be nearly
900 feet long has been launched in
Germany. Owing to the fact that 1t
is Tot to be war ship it will not be
necessary for England to hasten to
launch a larger one.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

A hotel porter at Helena, Mont.
found a quarter and laughed so hard
over it that he died. If it had been
''tip" he would probably have grum.
bled because it was so little
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

Now people want cool weather and
rain. When but few days ago they
had both. they were calling for sea-
sonable heat and dry days. 1t is for
the weather man to laugh.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

That was a Solomon Of a market
reporter who stated that eggs have
receded one cent pound. He neg
fec,ed to say how much sugar was
dozen.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

Correspondent asks anxiously why
40 many weddings take place in June.
Because in this season the contracting
Parties aren't so likely to have cold
feet.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

New York makes 1t unlawful to
catch more than ten pounds of trout
in one day. This is farcical. Who
could catch 4S trout in New York in
one day?
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

Be true to the best of yourself, fear
ing and desiring nothing, but living
up to your best nature-then you will
be happy-Marcus Aurelius.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

RECKLESS aeroplan;sts may yet run
down innocent automobilists leaving
them helpless and bleeding on the
road. The world do move.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

The sultan of Sulu will visit the
United States, bringing $25O,OOO worth
OF pearls. He'd better bring a body
guard. while he's about it.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

Inc back-to-the-farm movement is
very popular with those who could not
30 II they would and would not go If
they could.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

While 1t may be cruelty to mi
crobes, the human society announces
that there will be no prosecutions
against bakers who wrap their bread.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

In hot weather. too, the iceman has
an exasperating habit of failing to
see the card placed conspicuously in
your front window.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

AVfators now get $4,000 a day, but
.ne prospect is that their wages will
oe cut down at least ten per cent.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13
As He Remembered 1t.

Johnnie. what did the minister
preach about toGay?"
1T was about something that stings
like an adder and bites like a multi
plier."
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

A Texas man was arrested in New
York for hugging two women at once.
The east believes in taking EN- one at
a time.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

Showers of sandbags and monkey
wrenches will mark the course of avia-
tion. The pedestrian suffers at every
turn from every innovation.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

"a the economy of modern civiliza.
.'on the fly has no place Swat him,
and swat to kill.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13
II Van Ara . Tr,f1e sens,fIve

If You Are a Trihe Sensitive
About the size of your shoes, many people
wesr smaller shoes by using Aliens Foot-Ease.
the Antiseptic Powder to shake into the shoes.
1t cures Tired, Swollen, Aching Feet and
gives rest and comfort. Just the thing for
breaking in new shoes. Sold everywhere, CSC.
Sample sent FREE. Address, Allen S. Olmsted.
lie Roy, N. Y.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

Ihat Texas man who has adopted
ooiiar bills as his calling cards will
probably find the folks at home at any
time.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

Inc man-bird who sees his supply
OF gasoline running low becomes
subject of ridicule to the other birds.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

any one remember the, big
eno"storm OF last winter and the fear
tni oaths that were uttered then?
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

aahey's comet and Theodore Roose-
~ NJ. are now retired from the spot
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

49, VIII be difficult to make a fool
proof automobile
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

,. nese are busy days for electric and
base ball fans. " ~ ''N
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13
Night Flight Of Airship

flights
military
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13


gathering into the inhabited
hunting cannba Whilst provory
guarded
When
shield
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

Let's all start crusade against the
s1ndividual" shortcake.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

80 nan-oirds are beating tie Other
o'fos IN their own speciality.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1910-08-13

Neep in the shade, but not shady.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-10-21
BASKETBALL CHAMPS
MAY PLAY IN CITY

Pendleton basketball fans are re-
joicing today in the prospect of see
ing the champion basketball team OF
the United States in action
in this city 1t is the Company F
team of Portage, Wisconsin. and the
manager of the team is now arrang-
ing his itinerary for tour to the Pa
cific coast and return. For this rea-
son he is endeavoring to schedule as
many games as possible along tho
proposed route and is desirous of Sc
curing one or more games to be play
ed in Pendleton.
There will be twelve in the party,
including coach, manager and SUBJ
stitutes. They are planning to go di-
rect to Portland, thence south through
San Francisco, Los Angeles and pos
sibly by the Sunset Route to New Or
leans.
Captain Devine of the high school
basketball team, Is very anxious to
meet the national champions and II
is believed that satisfactory arrange
ments can be made for a game. He
will take the matter up directly with
Manager G. F. Goodell of the Wiscon-
sin team.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-10-21

Lost-Two large work horses, one
large dark bay tall and long built,
weighing about 1900 pounds, wearing
heavy leather halter and has reached
name, branded U with the U on top
of the ]. The other is large and
chunky sorrel horse, weighing 1900
pounds, branded half moon on the
right front shoulder, wearing a leath-
er halter. Finder please notify Pa
rick Kirk of Nolin, Ore, as soon as
animals are founod and he will pay
all bills due for pasturage, etc. Suit
able reward offered
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-10-21
FEW DOSES END
0
KIDNEY TROUBLE
WILL MAKE ANY SUFFERER
IN PENDLETON FEEL FINE
Lame Back, Bladder Misery and any
Kidney Disorder Vanishes-No Man
or Woman Here in Pendleton,
Whether Old or Young can Afford
to Neglect Out-of- Order Kidneys.

In all the world there is no man or
slightest kidney disorder for one
single day.
Kidney diseases are the most dan
gerous, because the first signs are
seen in other parts of the body before
anything wrong is noticed with the
kidneys themselves.
Some of the symptoms, though,
cannot be mistaken; for instance, a
constant aching or misery in the
back, sides or loins, or head ches and
dizzy spells nervous twitchings, dis
turbed sleep, inflamed or puffy eye
lids, heart palpitations, rheumatic
pains, weakness, bilious stomach or a
feeling of languor and fatigue. Sick
unhealthy kidneys also cause thick,
cloudy. offensive urine or it is full
of sediment, irregular of passage and
often uncomfortable or attended by
a sensation of scalding.
The time to cure kidney trouble is
before it settles into diabetes, dropsy,
gravel or Brights disease. The mo-
ment you suspect the slightest kidney.
bladder or urinary disorder, begin
taking Pape's Diuretic as directed,
with the knowledge that there is no
other medicine, at any price, made
anywhere in the world, which will ef-
feet so prompt a cure. In just a few
days you feel and know that the kid
neys, bladder and urinary organs are
healthy, clean and normal and all
danger passed.
Your physician, harmacist, banker
or any mercantile agency will vouch
for the responsibility of Page, Thomp-
son & Pape of Cincinnati, who pre-
pare Papes Diuretic-50 cent treat
ment-sold by every druggist in the
world.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-10-21
SKIN AhO SCALP TROUBLES
YIELD TO ZEM0.
A Clean Liquid Preparation for Ex-
tcrnal Use.

The Pendleton Drug Store is so
confident that ZEMO will rid the skin
or scalp of infant or grown person of
pimples, blackheads, dandruff, ecze-
ma, prickly heat, rashes, hives, ivy
poison or any other form Of skin or
scalp eruption, that they will give
your money back If you are not en-
tirely satisfied with the results OBJ
tained from the use of ZEMO.
The first application will give
prompt relief and show an improve
ment and in every instance where used
persistently, will destroy the germ life
leaving the skin in a clean, healthy
| condition.
Let us show you proof of some re-
markable cures made by zEMO and
give you a 32-page booklet how tc
preserve the skin. Pendleton Drus
| Store.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-10-21
ADDITIONAL PERSONALS

X. Fahrenwald. a stockman of Ride
is in the city today on trading trip
Walter Williams, a Ritter stock
man is registered at the Hotel Cold
en- Rule.
Frank Curl the prominent wheat
grower, came in on the morning WAL
la Walla train from his farm near
Havana.
Ira Arbogast prominent grove.
OF hogs in the Ritter country is spend
ing few days in the city after bring.
ing in a load of hogs.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-10-21
Estray Notice.

There left my place, miles south
east of Adams, last August, one Z
year old gray mare weighing about
100 lbs, with sucking colt, and one
bay gelding of about same age and
weight, both branded F. c. on right
shoulder. viii pay liberal reward for
information leading to recovery OF
same. Address Billy Joshua, Cayuse,
Oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-10-21
Fer rsnt--Ffvs rsom house, clese
in. Inquire Jays blacksmith shsp.


Fresh eastern AID Olympia oysters
at Hohbach's. Telephone Main 80.
Wanted-Canvasssr to call on every
rancher in Umatilla county. Phone
Main 8.
Wanted-Girl to do general house.
work in small family. Phone Red
1905.
A clean and careful shavs always At
Mark Patton's shop. Acro0 from
AleIanders. Phone for patrons.
Wanted-Agent to visit every
ranch In Umatilla county. Pay first
class for right man. See Lee Teutsch.
Lost-Near fair pavilion. during
Roundup bunch Of keeps on ring bear
Ing name Of Long Beach Trost Co.
Finder return to this office.
Do you take the East Oregonian2
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-10-21

Mashed potatoes are made whittier
and lighter by adding Cleveland's g
Baking Powder before beating Try a
3 pound can from your grocer for 81.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-10-21
LOCALS
Pastims pictures please all.
See Lane q Son for signs.
Call up Main +ss for signs.

Phone Main for United Orohestra.
I. C. Snyder. chimney sweep. r 3sl..
Good milch COW fer sale. See Lee
Teutsch.
II you have houses TO rent or sell.
see Lee Teutsch.
Automobile for hire, day or night.
Phone Main -.
Three nicely furnished houses for
sale or rent. Lee Teutsch.
Hohbaeh's coffee and oyster house
Is now open; best Of ssrvios.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-10-21
POULTRY SHOW LAYS
PLANS FOR FUTURE
INCORPORATION ARTICLES
SIGNED LAST EVENING
Local Chicken Men Put Poultry Show
on Firm and Permanent Basis-De-
cember Show VIII Be Big Event.

Articles of incorporation for the
Umatilla- Morrow County Poultry as
sociation were signed up last evening
and filed today with the county clerk.
This means that the association which
holds the big poultry show in this city
each winter is now on a firm basis
and is to be a permanent affair.
The incorporators are w. e. Brock
of the Taylor Hardware company, r.
Alexander Of the Alexander depart
ment store, Leon Cohen of the Peo-
pies Warehouse company, c. L. Bon
ney, one of the proprietors of the
Wonder Store, R. w. Fletcher and e.
F. Averill.
The amount Of the capital stock
was last night fixed at $500 but this
will be increased to $1,000 before the
date of the next show. The stock is
divided into 100 shares of the par
value of IS each and owing to the
great success of the show held last
January, every business man and
every poultryman to whom the list OF
stock subscriptions has been present.
ed, has gladly and willingly signed
up. From present Indications the
full amount of the capital stock will
be signed up within ten days.
The Pendleton show OF last Janu-
ary was declared by poultrymen from
all over the country to be by far the
best "first show ever held in the
northwest. Indeed. in many particu-
lars II was said to eclipse any other
show held in the northwest last sea-
son. In the number and quality Of
the birds exhibited, in the number
and value of prizes offered and in
the attendance, the Pendleton show
compared exceedingly favorable with
those held in Portland. Seattle, Spo-
kane and walla Walla. This year 1t
Is the intention of the business men
of this city and the poultrymen be-
longing to the Umatilla- Morrow
County association to make the show
bigger and better in every particular
than last year.
VIII Have New Coops.
Arrangements were made last night
for the purchase of 900 standard siz-
ed show coops. This will make pos
sible the proper housing of more than
a thousand birds and will not make
it necessary to use the old district
fair coops which were found last
year to be entirely unsuitable.
The show will be held this year two
weeks before Christmas, or will be-
gin December 13 and last six full
days. Last year the association
started out to hold a three-day show
but the large number of birds exhib-
tied made 1t impossible to complete
the judging even within three days
so it was extended to five. This year
there will be six full days of show,
the requirements being that every
bird must be in the coops the day be-
fore the show opens
Officers OF Association.
The officers Of the association are,
president, D. c. Gurdane, Heppner;
first vice president, Leon Cohen; sec
retary, E. F. Averill; treasurer, r. w.
Fletcher These officers, together
with the following, comprise the ex-
ecutive committee: Earl Williams,
Milton; Fritz Bade, Freewater; II.
Dickinson, Walla Walla; L. B. Kick
er, Irrigon; Charles Curtis, Hermis;-
ton; Mrs. B. F. Williams, Milton; j.
T. Brown, Pendleton.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-10-21

Some things keep best in alcohol
but not so with n resolution to qui
drinking.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-11-07
ORANGE.

Cora Kennedy was in the City Sat
urday.
Mrs. c. i. Peake was in the City
visiting friends last week.
George Clarke, who has been sick for
the past month, is no better.
Warren Jenkins nd son, Charles, of
Mederth, n. H., are in town for week.
Mrs. Susie Peake is visiting her par.
ents, Mr. and Mrs. G. A. Badger, at
East Montpelier.
Among the lucky hunters, who re-
turned Saturday was Ernest Cutler, who
brought in a fine buck.
Merton Curtis was the youngest hunt
err to bring in deer, bagging good
one on Orange mountain Friday.
c. L. Peake returned Sunday from
Walden, where he spent the open sea
son for deer. He brought in fine doe
which he shot near Cole pond.
The school in Wilson district closed
last friday The following pupils had
perfect attendance: Yernard Morrie,
Gertrude Eastman, Forest Tucker, Wes-
ley Tucker; absent one day, Forest
Eastman, Tracy Carpenter Vera Flan-
dcrs, Bernice Flanders and 0ney Nor
rie
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-11-07
criticisinc the Doctors.

The sensational and sweeping con.
domination Of the medical profession BY
a man named Earnestly who claims to
be a doctor himself Che is now ZEN
gagged in the bond businessn reminds
one, by its tone, Of the fanatieal dis
tribes Of the antivivisectionists and
quaeks against the orthodox practitioner.
MIR. Earnestly may, in fact, be afflicted
with one Of these obsessions
Every one knows that there are abuses
in the medical as in other professions /;
that there are good doctors and poor
ones, doctors with wnom practice is a
mere matter Of barter and sale; that
many hospitals are mismanaged, and
that the poor DO not receive as much
consideration as the rich The same
faults lie at the door Of all human in
stitutions.
To charge an entire profession with
ignorance, yenality, dishonesty, and bru-
tally because very small minority Of
its members are guilty of these Of
lenses is manlfestly unfair and absurd.
There IS probably no profession in which
the conscientious man has TO work hard
er for his living there is certainly none
ia which more charitable service is rea.
dered as a routine part Of the DAYS
work It Is unquestionably true. as
Henry S. Pritcnett Of the Carnegie foun-
dation said the other day, that the sue.
cessful doctor gives out in public serv-
Ice much more than he receives ia
money.
There are merchant doctors; some OF
them are rich and stand high in popular
estimation. The public sometimes talks
about them as leading" doctors. In
professional ranks their standing place
Is at the other end Of the line They
are a blemish on the profession, although
ia a small minority. But they furnish
no excuse for the fanatica outburst Of
abuse emitted By Mr. Earnestly. whose
charges would deserve no attention had
they not been given wide publicity
No good purpose can Ne served BIZ such
violent and unjust vituperation.
York Globe.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1910-11-07
LADIES' TAILORED WAISTS

At $500 is an extra value in Tail
ored Waist; is made of heavy muslin;
has large mercerized embroidered dots
down front and scalloped edge side
button. Has the cushioned neckband.
At 1925 are q number of very good
values in nice Tailored Waists
At $500 are some very good fine
Linen Waists made in the newest medi-
um and fine tucked front and back
styles.
At $500 is very neat Tan Waist,
with an embroidered front; has a white
collar and soft cuffs.
AT s30s is fine, solid tucked hem
stitched Linen Waist, that is extremely
good in style and value Has the cush-
Toned neckband.
AT $3.50 are a couple of fine White
Linen Waists; are made de-plaited
front, fastened with fine pearl buttons;
have front Of solid embroidered pattern
soft cushioned collar band. II is an
extra value.
At S1.19 and $50 are some Laun-
dered Waists made OF madras, with
white ground and eolored and black
stripes; viii launder fine.