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The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-06-22
SUMMER INSTITUTE
FOR TEACHERS OPEN
The Enrolment Yesterday was Fifty
twO-ScssiOns Will Continue
Twenty Days.


Twenty Days.
The Laurens County Teachers in
stitute opened a twenty days session
at the graded school building at ten
o'clock Mond.y morning. A number
OF citizens and friends of the institute
attended the opening exercises. Rev.
l.. r. McGee ogered prayer and ap-
propriate talks We're made by r. H.
Babb. member of the county board
OF education. Geo. l. Pitts. county
superintendent of education. and Prof.
-. " kinard, principal OF the 'insti-
tute.
The firSi days session was devoted
TO organization. The school opens at
9:30 a. III. and continues umiii p. IN
Misses Morgan and Darlington as we'll
as Prof. Jackson were on hand Monday
and the work of the session is now
well under way.
Prof. JacksOn's Work.
Superintendent of Education Pitts
makes the following announcement
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The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-06-22

Special value for the ladies. One lot
OF fine oNfords, worth $3.50 and $500.
Mill End price vlG9.
DaviS-Roper Co.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-06-22

To the instructors and teachers at
tending the summer school, Laurens
extends ii cordial welcome and wishes
for YOU a pleasant, profitable stay in
the city.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-06-22
HAVE YOU PILES!
Then Get Hcm.RrOid Under Money.
Back Guarantee.

Back Guarantee.
Blind piles, protruding pies itching
piles, are cured with equal success by
the guaranteed internal remedy, DR..
Leonhardts Mem-Roid. The guaran-
tee is so broad that it costs you moth
ing If you get no benefit. Don't waste
any more time with salves. supposi-
tories or other outside treatment At
tack the cause.
Hem Roid-$l for large bottle. last
Ing "a days, at Laurens Drug Co. Dr.
Leonhardt Co. Station b, Buffalo, n
Y, Props. Write for booklet.
If you are interested in pianos at all
you can afford to stay away from this
money saving sale of High Grade Pi.
amos.
S. M. & e. II. Wilkes & Co.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-06-22
LAURENS, S. C., JUNE %, 1910.

Congress has voted to admit to the
Union the two remaining territories
Mexico and Arizona. thus bringing
the number of States up to forty eight
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-06-22

According to Il Washington dispatch
TO the Grcenyille News. Congressman
johnson appears to- have succeeded i'm
getting that ten thousand dollar addi-
tional appropriation for the Laurens
postoilice. making a total of $4,000
for the federal building and lot.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26
Has Your Husband Realized
Your ONE Big Requirement!
(By Cynthia Grey.)
Or Is Your Girlhood Dream of the Ideal Shattered


husband realized for the ONE BIG THING you
required of a husband--before you married?
particular thing In her
married life happy.
Naturally ONE BIG REQUIREMENT is prominent fea'
raging fierce the ideal lover
important and interesting to know
the girls five ten years ago nave
life of the matrons of today
YOUR dream come true?
big strong to care for
and protect Does he do it?
of husband with thick waVy
Perhaps he's bald now and you
haveb the soul in his
you simply TO HAVE brainy MANI Is he still
brainy hid vacant mind behind
superficial brillancy?
Many sixteen to
nothing ALL in later years
outgrown sometimes dream
one is o
a her husband has been
something really which meant hap
Prince Charming possessed and years OF
If hire proved lacking
write and tell me OF your dream ana lts
realization disappointment Whatever it is of grave or gay
worth the reading by
standing the edge OF that new
country which have passed
either realize their ideal IN
something better and nobe be
Names will not be pubshed
benefit of the whole siserhood
Cynthia of The Daily Times
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26
TONEWMEXICO AND ARIZONA:
DON'T ASK TOO MUCH

that the working people of the new
without saying
corporations expect to do
workers will But they should
with agitation while wise serpents they
doveke In harmiessness possible
ordeal is must be approved by
Howard Oklahoma episode set him
strongly peoples constitutions.
New Mexico should draw their
plainly the that when Mr. Taft
will clearly in
the people He should be
given Introduction of things however good
which sneered off isms The ISSUE II one Is made
should plain simple and clear cut
well infor Mr.. Taft will
withhold that account Uni
where it has been tried
will offend the voters of the universal
suffrage states.
Amendment majority the
will bitter pill for Mr.. Taft, but 1t
initiative the referendum
essentials. And there If
advise, should stop.
onehouse legislature is proposed
the business that it
shall right seize the of
people alone not the
shall right that there
anti-njunction provisions the like
Well good of these things good. Some of
Doubtless the people of Arizona and New
1t it suits them
1t suits
isn't the first to get into the union and take
the sovereignty of the state? ='t'.
constitution providing for the inita
the constitution made
will statehood gained Why things in that
will Washington ring shout socialism,! and
ANARCHY" "conscaon!" pausibly and convncingy?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26
How Would You Run This Page?
Associate Editors Please Write

"You print enough OF really big things interesting
women Fashions and foods and ads fill the Dress home
and the baby not all that Why doesn't the
newspaper recognize It,
This plant Living
confidential chat with the this yesterday
Her criticism Of and magazines general and she
good enough that Daily Times much bet
ter than the But half praise there
something vital missing general desire unfufd want
to It.
you itg What you find on
this page tomorrow? What line of activity of
uness of woman's
lowed?
What would YOU print on page?
Think carefully
We know that the general thought back of this is right
that its main features popular Thousands of letters
readers have told directly and indirectly We know that
fashions and fads the home Il
culinary recipes workable They the best that buy
and we have tried them out homes We know that
Cynthia Grey has helped
solve the everyday troublesome problems of fe We tried
give you the latest and best womanS
endeavor We proud of the result but
fed We want to make this better
We have right to ask hep-for page
just as the whole Daily Times is OUR
In the last analysis an editor just
certain things for He
the newspaper business When he doesn't epeca
lions or requirements "fire" i'm stopping paper
But you have duty ALSO Every
be- associate editor Something and Outlook
This fact truest
association of editor
You wouldn't crcse servant for failure you
hadn't told this page
without helping to make it better.
And so ask fulfill
the woman department Tell us what dislike
hope to developed this untitled
The make It the
ideal of each individual
prove it if you all put thinking caps
Whether ideas
and features general in their
that suggestion will
Please address such letters Editor
And PLEASE write today obey that impulse"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26

The deacon said dam" en- beat
fer cover. Nuther arm sent Geo.
Burnham's false teeth spinnin
aout of his mouth, en- when he
stopped tew pick EN- up two arms
descended pom him, one rippin his
shirt off en- the other fetchin him
la blow in the stomach tibet
stretched him fiat. He wuz crawl
in miserably away, when nuthel
picked him up en- dropped him in
tew David Bingham's hog-pen. He
tried tey git aout, all covered
with mire, when en- arm came
|along en- cuffed him over again
Then the machine ran amuck gen.
orally. 1t raced all over the lot
chasin the frightened folks. II
tore off Lydia Doorknob's best
bunnet and tossed it intew the
hen-yard. 1t cut its initials in
Parson Kile's prince albert coat
en- wus tryin to tear daown the
rear of Bingham's haouse when
Bingham appeared with his breach
loader and fired terrible charg.
intew the vitals of the thing. The
metallic bug heaved a CRATE sigh
en- collapsed. Thus ended Josh
piOUipu, ,uaufton
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26
Inability AND THE IlABoRER

Editor Times: At first sight
the Employers Liability Confer
ence appears to be either a sign
of the millennium or a conference
OF the cats to consider the well
fare of the mice--from the cats
standpoint. When one reads that
1t was to eliminate the ambulance
chaser, and saw the name of the
most notorious (alleged of course)
alleged ambulance-chaser in town
given an honorable place on the
program, the cat theory was
strengthened. But the noble SEN
timents of various employers
swayed the pendulum back a bit
toward the mellenium belief.
Then, when the sincere and dig
nifed speech of c. r. Case, presi-
dent of the State Federation of
Labor, was read, expressing earn
est regret for his lack of conf
dence in the proceedings, one was
inclined to think he was right.
The great timber industries. the
mills, railroads and manufactur-
ing interests have not usually got
together to devise laws for the
workmen's benefit. Not hereto
fore. If they are so concerned
now over the victims of accidents
and ambulance chasers, why do
they not settle with them out of
court? Take the case now before
the public, that of Gunder Bjorn-
son, who last week fell to his
death through coal chute that
was unlighted at night, a danger
Gus place even N daytime. How
he ever worked there for twenty
years is miracle. But the lights
had not been replaced, after being
broken. Mr.. Quick, assistant
counsel for the Northern Pacific,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26

In the enchanted wood OF
Babyland sat Babykins John, cry
ing and telling the fairy princess
who stood beside him that he was
afraid to set sail to the great
world of Mother Earth.
"How am l to know what to do
and how to do things when I get
there?" he walled.
Don't cry" said the fairy;
"here is a wee seed which you
must plant, and from it will grow
the great tree of knowledge. You
will not be able to see the fairy
tree with your new earth eyes, but
it will keep on growing, and as 1t
grows so will you learn. You will
go when you are old enough to an
earth school, where you must study
and try to do your best. AS you
gain In knowledge the fairy tree
will keep growing, and by means
of it you can climb to the great
world of Doing Things just as
Jacks Beanstalk led him up to the
giants world.
your fairy tree of knowledge
will lift you beyond the reach OF
fierce giants, invisible to Earth
people but not to fairies called
Poverty and Ignorance But
you must fear one giant who has
the power to harm your tree. He
is a great sleepy EARNING fellow
named Incidence who will tel
you that you are tired and how
much nicer It would be to sleep OF
play than to work"
All through his life on Mother
Earth, Babykins John remembered
the fairy's advice. and when he
was called from this earth to q
better land he had grown into 8
great and good man.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26

has stated to the Times that the
company's claim agent will look
into the case; that sometimes they
pay 5000 Funeral expenses) and
even ;, as high as $1,000, in the
case of an old employee. But if
suit were brought, both employers
and employees know that it would
be for sum based on the earning
capacity of the victim. A man OF
So would have a legal liability OF
! 2 more years of work. This, at
$2.25 day, Bjornson's wage, you
may count UP, and see one reason
for the ambulancechaser's being,
1t is a good case-but Mrs. Bjorn-
son says she will not sue. Are
the employers trying to get a law
that will force them to pay her
$4,000?
If some of the workmen could
be heard at this conference, one
that could be named, could tell
how, while STOPPING over at his
Legitimate work, a great piece of
iron machinery was let fall on
him from above, Let him tell
how he lay in hospital all winter,
his wife crazed with poverty and
fear; how he was made to sign a
paper saying that the accident
was his own fault-either do that
or the boon of working again
would be denied him. Not even
his pay went ON while he was ILL.,.
No insurance, no suit, no ambu-
lGnce-chaser.
Is it to force themselves to pay
him that the employers are trying
to get a liability law passed at
the legislature?
Like Mr.. Case, I want to believe
that it is for the laborers' good. l
believe the employers speeches.
Let them help my unbelief with
their acts. C. L. B.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26
BY II. J. BUXTON

Poterpaug: Every taown hez
its affliction, en- perhaps Potter
paugs greatest curse is in the
shape of en- inventor. This in
lventor is Josh higgins; tibet is, he
thinks he is en- inventor, but ez a
matter of fact, Josh never invent
ed nuthin but foolishness in his
life. Naow folks wouldn't mind
Josh inventin his old head off If
he wanted tew, If he didn't con-
tinually git other people inter
trouble.
One of the first things tibet Josh
invented wuz a carrot en- turnip
pickin machi2e. This machine
Josh claimed Nuld harvest en- acre
of carrots en- turnips in half en-
hour. He got all the deacons of
the church tew put money intew
the crazy thing, en- when the day
come fer him tew try aout the
machine in David Bingham's car
rot lot, half of the taownspeople
wuz aout tew witness the CRATE
event. The machine he'd long,
jointed arms with things like
claws on the ends of each arm; it
wuz enough tew give one the fidg-
cts tew look ct 1t. Deacons
Brown, Sibley, Pickles en- Grout
stood near ez Josh marched proud
ly to his invention. ''Everythin
| is in readiness" he said. He
turned a little crank sumwhere in
the center of the big metallic bug,
en- then things happened. The
machine gave kind of a spas
mode heave, stuck aout one long
arm deliberately, en- grasped Dea-
Icon Pickles by the seat of the
trousers, removin a piece of cloth
six inches square es neatly es a
lpair OF scissors could hev done 1t.
Deacon Pickles howled, for the OPP
GRAFTON he'd also removed sum
skin. The the machine iimbered
lup like a gatlin gun, Nuther
long arm reached aout ez quick ez
a wink en- snaked long carrot
laout Of the ground en- crammed it
intew Deacon Browns oye.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26
FASHIONS

Hand painted scarfs, parasols,
ribbons and dress stuffs are de-
|cidedly smart. --..---e.
Crocheted pearl collar pins are
one of the latest fads and much in
keeping with summer toilets.
White kid gloves are stitched
with colors to match the frock.
Parasol handles are from five to
eight inches longer than those oil
last year.
Tucked silk long gloves are in
fashion once more.
Daisies are favored for mid
summer hat trimmings.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26

Miss Emma Margaret Addison,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. j. r.
Addison, will be married tomor-
row evening to William w. Wynn
koop at the home of the bride on
North I street. About so guests
will be present. Both young peo-
pie graduated from college in Chi
cago recently, the bride in art
and the groom in law.
Mrs. Ralph Johns will entertain
at her home on North Puget
Sound avenue Wednesday after
noon in honor of Miss Catterson
of Spokane.
Miss Joe Thornton entertained
party Of &c at supper at her
beach cottage at Indian Point Sat-
urday evening.
Miss Anna NJ. Rockenfie1d, who
came from Iowa recently to meet
her intended here, was married to
Charles Cain Sunday. They left
for wedding tour and will reside
at Ashford.
Mrs. Edmund Riley entertained
a company of friends at her cot
tage on the beach at Burton Sat-
urday evening.
General Hooker circle, Ladies
of the G.. A. R., will give a card
party at the armory Thursday
evening.
Miss Ethel Nelson is spending
a week in Seattle the guest of
university friends.
In honor of the thirteenth BIRTH
day anniversary of Robert, son
of Mr.. and Mrs. P. B. Friedman,
1918 South j street, party was
given Sunday evening with thirty
couples present. There was music.
speech by the host and general
good time.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26
Those Pies of Boyhood

How delicious were the pies of
boyhood. No pies now ever taste
SO good, what's changed? the
pies? No. It's you. You've lost
the strong, healthy stomach, the
vigorous liver, the active kidneys,
the regular bowels of boyhood.
Your digestion is poor and you
blame the food. What's needed?
A complete toning up by Electric
Bitters of all organs Of digestion
Stomach. Liver. Kidneys, Bow
els--Try them. They'll restore
your boyhood appetite and appre-
citation OF food and fairly satur-
ate your body with new health.
strength and yigor. soc at Ryner
Malstrom' Prescription Specialist.
o3S Pacific ave-. for pure drugs.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26
TINES HUMOR DEPAR0MENT
(SszFyk:NA.as<'

Isl Oatcake advertised: Per-
feet gentleman wants mousse
keeper.' But he didn't git a reply
till he changed it ter read wealthy
invalid
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26

Where none admire tits useless
to excel;
Where none are beaux, tits vain to
be a belle.-Littleton.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26
A PEARL on PRGCE

"And what are your duties al
the 5-and-10-cent store2"
"Oh, I work In the office mark
ing up 2-cent articles"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26
20 pen CENT OFF

Plume work. Old piumes made
new for little money. Tor the next
go days we will allow special
discount OF 20. per cent on all plume
work. Old hats rebiocked and
cleaned; so per cent discount on all
trimmed hats.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26

The Eel: What's that hammer
headed shark doing to the cablel
The Lobster: sh-hl He's wire
tapping.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26

On her deathbed Maggie ex-
tracted a solemn promise from
Bill that he would never marry
again; furthermore, If he should
marry again, she would scratch
through the ground and come
back to punish him. But few
months later Bill married again.
aren't you afraid OF poor
Maggie's threat?" asked rela-
tive.
Don't you worry about that, y
said Bill. 81 buried her face
downwards, so the more she
scratches, the further down she IL
CO."
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26

In the past % years, 2,5O0,OoO
British subjects have emigrateo
to the United States.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26

Mexico has withdrawn all public
land from sale.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26

postofce secondcass matter
TEI.EGRAPHIC SERVICE UNITED PRESS ASSOCIATION
SHED EVERY EVENING EXCEPT SUNDAY BY THE
PUBLISHING COMPANY
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26
In the Editor Mail

Times readers will printed N
when they of sufficient general interest You
about anything anybody long personal malice is
your motive.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26
EDITORIAL PACE OF THE TACOMA TIMES

lean girls in sailor hats and Peter
Pan suits are considered very inn
proper, not to say vulgar. here.
Thought was fairly good to look
upon at home, but nay, not so
here. AS my uncle says, I'm too
American.
S "SATUPoN" NELL.
o
bennington,
Kate: Perfect den of tourists
here. We are just stones throw
from Stratford and Warwick, a
watering resort. Think 1t prettiest
part of England I've been in. Can't
guess who saw at Stratford gaz-
ing at immortal Billy's domicile?
My anemic friend. Really begin
ming to look like man now, but
here for health. Spent day sight
seeing with us.
ACHING NELL.
p. s.: This walking will be death
of me.
~ bennington.
Kittie: Dad and hiking
through green lanes today ran
across anemic one hiking too.
"Weuns" were famished, not being
able to reach home for dinner. So
"he" led us to dearest old inn;
stays there. Had best roast beef
and ale. Dad invited him to our
place for Sunday feed" St.
Louis man. Walking makes me
thin as a rail.
WALKING SKELETON.
Brighton.
Katie: At seabeach again after
month journeying in country viii
lagos - glorious - walked and
walked again. Anemic one with
us. Knew all the pretty places to
go. Too cold for swimming. Hun
ray, mother at last consented to go
to Paris. Anemic one told her it
wasn't nearly as wicked as pa
pers said. Leave tomorrow. Don't
seem like six months since l saw
you. GADABOUT NELL.
Paris.
Kay: Far more American than
London If not for outrageous lam
guage. Gorgeously gowned women.
Bought stunning lot of clothes
here. Sail from Havre on slow
boat next week. Dad thinks 1t
won't jerk as much as faster ones.
WEARY HELEN.
New York.
Kitten: Disobeyed! Really
didn't fall in love on boat-it must
have been in green lanes of Eng
land, though didn't become en-.
gagged till last evening out. II
was glorious moonlight; just made
me say "Yes." Honeymoon at his
sisters Virginia plantation. We'd
ding at Little Church Around the
Corner this afternoon. Thank
goodness no fuss. Mother gives
reception for Mr.. and Mrs. A. ].
Thomas when we return to Chica-
go on way to st. Louis. Please
forgive and send good wishes.
HAPPY NELL.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26
Queenstown.

Kay; This picture Of houses OF
parliament must have been taken
on Especial made to order" day. II
has been only "City OF Fogs and
chill Damp since we arrived.
Ehopped yesterday. Trailed|
through Tower OF London today
Net anemlc friend from boat
sailing wearily too Going 70
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26
Dear Miss Grey:

Dear Miss Grey:
Is it proper for a girl of thir
teen to allow a boy to walk hons
with her from an entertainment?
2.-How shall wear my hair
and how long should my dresse.
bee?
81 have graduated from
grammar school and have taker
up typewriting. Is this best fol
me, or should go to high school
GOLDEN CURLS.
A.: If chaperoned by an
older person.
2.-Wear your hair parted,
rolleed at the sidees and in one OF
two braids tied with ribbon bows.
Your skirts should reach to a
point a little below the knee.
3.--Sinee about half the words
in your letter were spelled incor-
rectly, I advise you to go ON to
high school If you want to be a
typewriter. To be successful IN
that line You must know how to
spell and punctuate accurately.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26
WEARY NELL.

Oxford.
Kathy: Uncle lives in very an
tique house like this. My room is
dear little old English affair. even
to tiny windows and chintz cur
Iains. Go to bed by candle light.
Looked at college buildings yes
srdays but really. my dsah. Amer
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-07-26


The citizen was getting sub
scriptions for a statue to great
scholar. A certain merchant de-
elined to subscribe, remarking:
There is no necessity for q
manument to Mr.. His
fame is enshrined in the hearts OF
his countrymen.
as he enshrined in your
heart
HE is, sir" i9t
"Then all 1 have to say is that
he is in mighty tight place.1
Last year 36,611 Irish immi
grants came over.
Bunk: That boy Of mine iscer-
tainly a wonder of a piano player,
Why, he can play with his toes.
Chunk: How old is he?
Bunk: Fifteen.
Chunk: Then he isn't so re-
markable. have boy at home
only a year old who can play with
his toes. ~
There are 46 vessels in the
United States revenue cutter ser
vice.
Again Oyster Bay is in the date
i1inos