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The bee., 1910-02-10
CHURCHES.

CATHOLIC CHuRCH.-First MAJ,
every Sunday and holy day at 7:0
a. m. Second mass and preaching
$3.50 a. m. Vespers and benediction
p. m. Rev. J. p. Mcfarland, Pastor
CHRISTIAN CHURCH. - sunday
school at $3.50 a. m. Preaching every
Lords day at 10:45 q. m. and =,
IN. Prayer meeting every Wednes
day at 1880 D. m.
NJ. K. CHURoH.-ReguIar service.
third Sunday at III a. m. and Z 30 D. M
Prayer meeting Wednesday evening
at 1880. Sunday-school at $3.50 q. m
Class meeting, second Sunday 81
1880 q. m. Rev. /. N. Reid, pastor
Epworth League-J. s. Han
cock, president. Meets every San
day evening at 6:46 p. m. at tn.
Methodist Episcopal Church, South
All are welcome.
NJ. e. CHURCH, SoUTH.-Rev. w
@. Brandon, pastor. Services OF
everv Sunday at III =. m. am
1880 p. m. Sunday school at 9:a
q. IN. Prayer meeting, Wednesda
evenings At 1880 O'Clock. Ep
worth League, every Sunday evenin
at 6:45. Ladies' Aid Society every
Monday afternoon. Official Board
meeting Monday after FIRST Sunda,
in each month.
MISSIONARY BAPTIST CHURCH =
Preaching the fourth Sunday at 1
a. IN an. 7:sGp. m. aud the proceed
ing -atuI Gay light. Church meetin
Satdrti iight before the 4th Sun
daN. s Irday Sch oil at 1910 a. Ia
Prry nee'Int evtrv Monday nigh
alta Rev. [ II. GrigsOn, Pastor
rENF0AI BAPTIST CHURoH.-
services second and fourth sun Jay
in each month. Prayer meeting
"wednesday even [. sunday sch0oi
9:S a m. Rev. Rumpus, pastor.
REsBYTERIAN CHURoH - Hec.
LA.-- Regular services first Thus. ay
at 1880 p. IN. and third unui al
$3.50 p. m. ia each NOR, b. sumo,
school each Sunday orr'ng et $3.50
O'Clock.
The bee., 1910-02-10
ODD Boarding Houses.

Deaf and dumb boarding houses
seem a queer institution even in this
city of wonders" said the city sales
an, according to the New York Sun.
They exist. however | heard of
hem through a deaf and dumb Gus
omer He is a young fellow with no
ro~-e of his own When advertising
0~ hco-ding house he said he pre-
~ 80, @r
mutes. He received stack Of an
swers Some we're from private fam
lilies, one member of which possibly
Il Aers were non ooard-
ng houses where one or more mutes
had taken refuge. while a still smaller
number were from women who ca
tered exclusively to the deaf and
dumb These letters opened up an
entirely new line of thought. 1t had
never occurred to me to inquire how
deaf and dumb strangers live in this
big town To learn that they join
the ranks of nomadic boardcrs made
me feel sorry; I don't know why"
The bee., 1910-02-10
0AIRYMEN IN NATIONAL CON-
vENTIoN DEMAND EoUITA-
BILE DIvislOI OF PROFITS.
IETAILERi GlI LIONS sHAR:
'roducers Of Northern illinois Dis
trlet May Re-estabIisn Their Own
cresmeres-Eight on olec-
margarine 70 DC renewed.

Chicago. Feb. THE national cen.
ention of the Milk Producers Pro
.ctive association. the largest of the
md ever held, opened to-day In Y.
|. C. A auditorium on La Sale
rect The organization has $500
embers in Illinois, Wisconsin, lndi-
ma and a part of Michigan, and in
EDITION to hundreds of these mem.
ers a large number OF invited dele
ates came from every part of the
ountry where Il sre are producers
ssociations.
The dairymen gathered with blood
4 their eyes. for they say they ar,
red Of seeing the retailers get the
on's share OF the profits In the mill
usiness, and are determined to force
more equitable division. Unless
re retailer capitulates before Marc
). the day on which the price SEIZED
les are signed between the produce
4 the distributor. open warfare i.
iely to be declared. The PROPOSE
on which the convention is consid
ing is TO have the producers estat
their own distributing station
n'tling plants and routes. aud dea
rectly with the consumer Til
res not mean that the price of mi
o the consumer will be reduced. n
he producers all agree with thei
ecreiary ] crier that milk
light cents q quart is not too hign
he cost Of producing. they gay, ha.
fvaDced greatly in the last fer
'rs owing TO the increased cost o.
lie food and LABOR
The producers of the northern Ill'
ois district have about deci'"d
establish their own creameries.
ich were sold to the Borden com
INV ten or fifteen years ego TIL
ruld act as an outlet for much OF
heir product
v is proDosed also. that the con.
-ention start a congressional cam
''~n for the re-enactment of the
ont law. which required a tax OF
on cents"a pound on imitation but
er W. d. Hoard. former governor
Wisconsin. is an active advocate
this man to renew the fight on
l'eomargarine
The bee., 1910-02-10
POPULATION OF THE EARTH
Human Race Shows Enormous crowth
Since Days Of Constant War
fare and Pestllence.

The population OF the known earth
al the f~nfh OF the Roman emperor
Angus Nout the time OF the COM
mence OF the Christian era, was
estimated By Bodia. an Italian statis-
tician. at 100000 The Romans
knew nothing OF Asia beyond the In
dus river and nothing OF Africa save
the Mediterranean states. But the hu-
man race in early times was engaged
in constant warfare. and II is record
ed that the temple OF Janus, which
could only be closed when Rome was
at peace. was shut at the time of the
birth OF Christ But not only was the
population OF the earth decimated By
incessant wars. II was devastated By
terrible epidemics Of disease which
swept over every country. so that In
1892. at the time OF the discovery %
America by Columbus, the population
OF Europe was placed at 10000 900. To
day Europe has ten times that mum
Der. or 40O.000.000 people. with about
100 20 each square mile.
The bee., 1910-02-10
DEACON WAS A SMART MAN
Success Of HE Brilliant idea Elk
planned Why Grocer SO Often
Went Bankrupt.

Opposite the railroad depot, where
ne colonel had to wait for an hour
Or two. was a grocery kept by col
cred man. and to pass the time away
ne strolled across. Business seemed
20 be very brisk with the grocer,
though all his customers were Of his
swn color. The colonel noticed that
sugar. tea and coffee were asked for
most frequently. and during q tenn
porary Iull he approached the bat
eered old scales. on which everything
was weighed. and picked up some Of
abe weights The hollow In each had
been filled with lead. and it was quite
8nre that a pound weight would bal
ance 20 ounces OF coffee BY and by
Il was remarked to the old man:
II see you have filled your weights
with lead?"
Eyes. sah--yes. sah." was the re-
ply
What was the idea?"
ITO keep de dirt outer de holes
Cant git no dirt in dar' now"
Was il your own idea?"
mo, sab nebber should have dun
Bot dat idea but for Dekun WIN ms
De dekun said II was de way deg did
down in Atlanta. and he fixed 'em up
1hr me widout cost"
"The deacon buys all his groceries
here. doesn't he?" was asked
''He do sab Yes. sir. no white man
Ain git de dekun's trade away from
me-"
He W asked to take his weights
over to he depot and see how they
held out and he picked them up and
started off with a puzzled look o mis-
face They were placed on the scales
one by one and when the last mad
been tested the old man threw up his
hands and exclaimed:
"Befo' de Lawd, but IT am no Won
der Pze gone into bankruptcy fo'teen
different times and had to sell my
mewl and make de old woman go
barefutl Dat ar pound weight weighs
"a ounces. and every time Dekun VIII
HAMS or anybody else has bought a
pound of sugar he has got three
quarters of pound ober! Shoot Tze
Bwine back to close de stoah and put
up sign OF Busted Aginr Eek
change.
The bee., 1910-02-10
SOCIAL EVENTS.

The Misses Urenshaw enter
tanned a few ladies last Thurs
day evening. Those present
were Mesdames Suuthworth,
Goldsmith, MIschke, Dawes,
Kline and Rule. Five Hundred
was played; Mrs. Kline winning
the highest number of games. A
delicious salad course was serve I
late in the evening.
The bee., 1910-02-10

meets every Monday aud Thursday
nights. Vis,tnFs welo0na.
EnKBsr NawrON,
X. OF r. and 3.
hopkins Lodge, A. o. u. w. M.
SCI meets everv Thursday ai<nt.
To. WALKER. SEQ.
Golden Gross Lodge, EArlIhxtpa.
No. 685 meets Isl. aud Ord, S4tur lag
night In each mouth.
MRe. ". q. LoNG, Sec.
Degree of Honor, M. 10 maets aud
and 4th Saturday nights ia each
month.
Mics LfszIn HUFF. Sec.
Ben Hur Lodge, Earllngton
Conrt, No. s. meets evere 2n aud
lth Friday night 1t new Victory
JoHH WAND, Scribe.
BtAndwaite, Tribe No. 81, Red Men
meats everY Friday sleep.
HAnny LONG, g. of n. b
Woodmen Of the World, Catalpa
Camp No. 80l meets every Wednss-
day night. All members are ear
nestly requested TO be there.
u. 8. CRgNsHAw. Clerk.
Modern Woodmen OF the World.
No. 1899 meets every Wednesday.
Y. @ WALKBR, See.
Diks. b. p. o. No. 7SS meets at
Madisonville Monday night.
Jas. E. Franceway, Secy.
Darlington Chapter, u. ID. c.
meets lat Thursday Ia each month
1T SAD p. m.
wDs. KAvH WIRHERs, Pres.
Knights and Ladies OF Security
will meet every second and fourth
NOnday nights. Visiting members
invited to attend.
q. 8. CDHEsuAw, Clerk.
Visiting members are cordially
invited 20 attend any OF these
Lodges.
The bee., 1910-02-10
CITY DIRECTORY.
.mTY OPFICRRs

Maysr--James n. Rash.
Police Judge-A. ]. Bennett.
Chief Of Police--Wm. Bradley.
Night Chief-Clarenc Mitchell.
Tax Assessor. II. Corbitt.
City Clerk-Paul p. Price.
Treaeurer-FrAnk b. Arnold.
City Physician--W. X. Ntsbet.
City Engineer-P. ID. Rash.
Street Commissioner Rnbt. Weed
Councilmen--Jno. b. Atkinson
Madison Oldham, III. O. B0urland.
Geo. @. Atkinson, Thos. Blair
Meeting night hrst Monday night
in each month.
School Trustee-Paul NJ. Moore
Board of Health--Ed M. Trainers
Jno. X, Taylor, Curtis b. johnson,
M. ID.
Postmaster-Chas. Cowsll.
The bee., 1910-02-10
HAD NOT BEEN DISoBEDIENT
Bright Youngsters Were Living Over
the Story Of Eden and Had
to Have Apples. ~

Mrs. Rogers had the barrel OF rus
ret apples placed in the attic because
ehey. were not quite ripe enough to eat
and she warned her three boys, whose
ages range from five to eleven years,
got to touch them. says the Fruit
Grower.
Then, one rainy day, when she
sought the attic to get something
from aftrunk, she came full upon her
sons. surrounded by apple cores. At
her approach two OF the boys drew
Gloser together; but the third. a little
distance OF. who lay on his stomach
eontentedly munching an apple. ap-
earently paid no attention to his moth
nr's entrance.
Jack Henry! Willie!" she ex-
claimed, reproachfully Whatever
are you doing? And those apples!
Didn't tell you not to touch them"
Eyes. mamma" replied Jack. the
eldest but we're not really eating
them; we're acting the Garden OF
Eden. Willie and are Adam and
Eve: Harry, over there. Is the serpent.
frying to lead US to our downfall by
showing US how good the apples
are"
But" began the mother. as sternly
as she was able. you two must have
been eating apples; Henry hasn't
done II all, see as many as ten
cores around you
"Oh, yes" returned Willie. the
youngest, we've all been taking turns
being the serpent"
The bee., 1910-02-10
chndhcod's Right to Happiness.

Many children OF the most pious
people in every community turn out
badly because their parents narrow
notions drive them forth into the will
derness OF life. An unhappy child
hood is the fate Of too many chill
dren OF otherwise good parents, be-
cause OF their entipathy to amuse-
ments which may be innocent enough
"A themselves under favorable environ
mente.
The bee., 1910-02-10
FkRW IL 10 Is HIS EYE
Young Society MANS Optic Remove
at Chicago Hospital After Ac-
cident at Racquet Club.

Chicago. Feb 5.-Walter Farwell
only son OF the late United States
Senator Charles b. Farwell, suffered
the loss of his left eye Friday night
as result OF an accident at the rae
quet courts Of the University Club.
He met with the mishap while at
tempting to return the ball. which
caromed Of a wall. He struck At It.
bat missed.
The bee., 1910-02-10
Movino.A Iono.

Moving Along.
How The years slip away.
Like the swift rivers liow,
AS softly they come
And as softly they got
Our hand Is extended
a new one 10 greet,
And. 10. ere we reckon
Its days are competed
A stately procession.
They 40 as they came.
No slower. no swifter.
But always the same,
In Joy OF IN sorrow.
In pleasure OF pain.
Proceeding unheeding
Through sunshine and rain-
They wait not for orders,
They halt not for kings.
They laugh at inJunctions
And such puny things.
Strong chains cannot bind then
Nor siacken their pace.
No congress can cause them
Their steps TO retrace.
They 80. and in going
They leave not behind
a marx save on memory,
That book OF the mind.
On down with the others
A well beaten track.
And never-no. never
Comes one OF them back.
The bee., 1910-02-10
Moo Nan NeeessarY.

"Don't you like this place. Mas
EthelT"
mo. not q bit"
But see what beautiful views are
all around
They are utterly valueless."
How can you say SOP
Because there are 10 nice young
men here to help a girl look at them"
The bee., 1910-02-10

II we could get out an injunctioR
against ourselves restraining US from
giving the things we so much want
ourselves to some one else. perhaps
we would be happier.
The bee., 1910-02-10
TX CUD n u

I'm Daniels ere
to Take
-.ref,la. " Oar
<eniu feud
is. surrendered 70 the aCrin
rec in jail
he elder Daniels Sid he was tire
chen iae justice and, having "got
ellgion," he snd boys were ready
0 take their medicine.
In attempting to capture tie Dan
Is family several months ago. a
posse opened fire on the Daniels
home near Devon. w va, and killed
Mrs. Daniels and her daughter.
The bee., 1910-02-10
Mean.

Il always try to do good"
do you reallyY''
Indeed I do"
'-rOO bad. isn't itY'
TOO bad7 What do you mean by
thatY'
That such a laudable ambition
should have such a dismal end"
The bee., 1910-02-10
Her Evidence.

Her Evidence.
Hell was reading an article about
women having smaller brains than
men.
She-But women haven't any brains
at all.
He-But why do you think so7
She-See whom they marry.
The bee., 1910-02-10

Masonic LODGE. w. Turnep
No. SIS meets LIST. aud 3rd. Friday
in each month.
T.. j. PHILLIPS, Se,.
Victoria Lodge, No. "a, X. OF p.
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mutes. He received a stack Of an
Approaching the Perfect life.

NPPt SoS"'S wv FSthSSt GiC.
Have good will to all that lives, let
ung unkindness die and greed and
wrath; SO that your lives be made like
soft airs passing by.--Light of Asia.
The bee., 1910-02-10
THE bread OF life is love;
the sale OF lite is work.
Mrs. Jameson.

The Rx-Presi'ients game bag
zg not full enough yet. He is
siill shooting big ones.
The bee., 1910-02-10
Quite Frank

Quite Frank.
-You mustn't let IiItie things trouble
you. Miss Ethel"
~MeT'
~Yes." ttt
"Dear me! Mr.. Slowon. don't men
don II | hadn't noticed Jon were
here"
The bee., 1910-02-10
HurnOr and
Philosophy
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
D. DvwcAN N. .srfITH

REING entirely satisfied with one
self is one Of the very flrst essen
tails OF being disagreeable.
The bee., 1910-02-10
Generally.

Par
~Yes. my SON."
-what are woman's rights7"
sWoman's rights7"
yep
Anything that she gets her eye on
that she thinks she wants"
The bee., 1910-02-10

The best part of a womsn's lstter
h apt 70 be on edge.
The bee., 1910-02-10
The Woman's Tonic

1 AS a medicine for fe- 4
male trouble, no medi- /
q cine you can get has the \
4 old established reputation, /
that Cardui has.
Fifty 500 years of sue
4 cess prove that it has
stood the greatest of all 4
teStS-the test of TIME.
AS a tonic for weak wo-
men, Cardui is the best, be-
cause 1t is a w0man's tonic.
Pure, gentle, safe, re-
liable. Try Cardui.
The bee., 1910-02-10
PsradoxieaI.

"You bruter'
what. MeY'
"ies. you: What made you act that
wayY
Just human nature. suppose"
The bee., 1910-02-10

Mira. j. III. Victory was hOstes.
of the East end Gard Gun GA
last Friday afternoon. Mrs. w.
K. NIsbet aud MISS Annie
Moore we're guests of the cluD.
The ladies named below won
seven games out Of p0sslble
ten, VIZ: Mesdames j. NJ. Vic
tory, w. Fl Kline and El Rule,
Misses Anne Moore AID Carrie
Orenshaw. A dainty lunch was
served about Eve o'clock.
The bee., 1910-02-10

Mrs. w. K. Dawes en- ;ertaine.
a few ladies at 800" on last
Saturday evening. Those pres
ent were Mesdames SouthwOrth,
Goldsmith, M,schke, Kline ami
Donahue, and Misses G-rtie
CavIness and Carrie Crenshaw
Mesdames Dawes and SoutEwor' h
made equ' lily high scores. A
dainty salad course was served
The bee., 1910-02-10

Reason Enough.
els he superstiiinus?''
slow can he help TT"
"Why?"
"He has been fired three times on q
Friday"
The bee., 1910-02-10

iuTou<H SUNSHINE ana ram
They wait not for orders,
They halt not for kings.
They laugh at inJunctions
And such puny things
Strong chains cannot bind then
Nor slacken their pace.
No congress can cause them
Their steps TO retrace.
They go. and in going
They leave not behind
marx save on memory,
That book OF the mind.
On down with the others
well beaten track.
And never-nO. never
Comes one OF them back
Nee Man Necessary.
Don't you like this place. Mas
EthelY"
mo. not q bit"
But see what beautiful views are
all around
They are utterly valueless."
"How can you say soT'
'Because there are 10 nice young
men here to help a girl look at them"
Il always try to do good"
do you reallyr
Indeed I do"
'-rOO bad. isn't itY'
TOO bad1 What do you mean by
thatY'
That such a laudable ambition
should have such a dismal end"
Her Evidence.
Hell was reading an article about
women having smaller brains than
men
she-But women haven't any brains
at all.
He-But why do you think so1
She-See whom they marry.
Generally.
Par
Eyes, my SON."
-what are woman's rights7"
"-Womaa,s rightsT'
"Yer~
Anything that she gets her eye on
that she thinks she wants"
Quite Frank.
-You mustn't let little things trouble
you. Miss Ethel"
~MeT'
~Yes." rs
"Dear me! Mr.. slowon. don't men
don it hadn't noticed Jon were
here"
PsradoxieaI.
'You bruter'
what. MeY'
"ies. you: What made Jon act that
wayT'
'Just human nature. ! suppose"
Reason Enough.
~Is he superstiiious?''
slow can he help itY'
"whyy"
ale has been fired three times on a
Friday"
Quite Safe.
A little learning II a dangerous thing.
But don't you ever fret
Keep up your studies We have never
heard
or one It hurt as yet.
Repented.
"Hear about Bunko Bill? He started
Ouf to rob "A hank
"Changed his mind. did hep
Eyes The banker wouldn't let him"
Softened the Outlines.
.'she doesn't seem to care for the
bright lights"
mo; she looks better In the moon
hight"
Explained
What is he doing for livingY
Nothing"
Il didn't know he was married.
Case Of Necessity.
DO you try TO live within your
means:"
Try to- Man. have to-"
The bee., 1910-02-10
Exnlained.

Explained.
What is he doing for livingT
Nothing"
Il didn't know he was married"
The bee., 1910-02-10

Repented.
Hear about Bunko Bill? He started
Out to rob "A hank
Changed his mind. did heT'
eyes. The banker wouldn't let him"
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Quite safe.

Quite Safe.
A little learning ~ a dangerous thing.
| But don't you ever fret
Keep up your studies We have never
heard
or one II hurt as yet.
The bee., 1910-02-10

softened the Outlines.
''she doesn't seem to care for the
bright lights.
mo; she looks better In the moon
light"
The bee., 1910-02-10
Case Of Necessity

"Do you try TO live within your
means:"
Try to? Man. have TO-"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-03-31
YORkI(NNy SURRENDER



Washington side
claimed the
which
the
Frenchman
tie possibility hemmng in CORVALLIS
Indies headed
a
in
feated the CORVALLIS
off
force He shut in his mouse trap
ast the Americans it.
army,
forcing knowledge Washngton
movements Washington
American with French
question
fighting that proved fruit
sure later
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-03-31
WITH THE SAGES.

Love can live upon itself alone, but
friendship must feed on worthiness.
Therefore, the way to secure a friend
is to be Once. F. Goss.
The young are apt to think that rest
means cessation from all effort, but
I have found the most perfect rest in
changing effort.-Gladstone
You cannot, in any given case, by
any sudden and single effort, will to
be true, if the habit of your life has
been insincerity.-F ". Robertson.
To be gentle, generous, kind; to win
by few words; and to disarm criti-
cism and prejudice through the potency
of gracious presence. is a fine art
Hubbard.
A man is relieved and gay when he
has put his heart into his work and
done his best; but what he has said
or done otherwise shall give him no
peace-Emerson
Be patient with everyone, but above
all with yourself. I mean, do not be
disturbed because of your Imperfect
tions, and always rise brayely from a
fall.-Francis de Sales.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-03-31
weeds Sold as Alfalfa.

Alfalfa seed is adulterated with ire
foil essentially the same as in the case
of red clover seed. The presence Of
the trefoil seed is even more obscured
by the color Of the alfalfa than by the
color Of red clover seed, and it's de-
lection is correspondingly less prob
able Tests of alfalfa seed made at
the United States seed laboratory snow
that excessive quantities of trefoiI,
mostly over 50 per cent and some
times over 80 per cent, are employed
in adulterated lots. A decline in the
quantity Of alfalfa seed now adulter-
ated with trefoiI is observable, IS in
the case Of red clover seed.
The seed OF two kinds of bur clover
has been employed to some extent in
adulterating alfalfa seed. The mix
ing appears to have been done in Eu-
rope, where the bur clover seed is 2
by-product Of carding machines oper-
ating on Chilean wool Alfalfa seed
thus adulterated has been imported
and widely distributed among retail
dealers in this country. The quantity
of bur clover seed employed is usually
less than that used in the case of
trefoil In most instances observed il
has been less than per cent. but in
some it has been over 10 per cent,
reaching nearly II per cent in one IL
stance, and nearly q per cent in an
other. It is noticeable that alfalfa
seed adulterated with bur clover is
usually adulterated also with trefoil.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-03-31
AUTHORS HANDWRITING.

Byron's handwriting was a mere
scrawl.
Longfellow's handwriting was bold,
frank backhand.
Charlotte Bronte's handwriting ap-
peared to have been traced with
needle.
Bryant's was aggressive and pleasing
to the eye, but had no pOetical char
acteristics: and Keats was rather too
clerical for the most dainty Of modern
poets.
Joaquin Miller's writing is ilegible
in itself, and is rendered doubly diff
cult by the fact that the authors spell
ing is of the most eccentric kind.
Napoleon's handwriting was not only
illegible, but it is said that his letters
from Germany to Josephine were at
first taken for rough maps of the seat
of war.
Charles Dickens writing was very
minute, and his habit OF writing with
blue ink upon blue paper, with fire.
quent interlineations and cross lines
made his copy burden alike to com,
| position and proofreader
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-03-31
SPLINTERS.

Early callers-Alarm clocks.
You have got to dig deep if you want
TO live high.
When two women talk it is usually
a secret session
II doesn't take much of a sprinter to
run for public Office.
Bessie-Gladys says that she hasn't
an enemy in the world. Jessie-She
probably never learned to play bridge
whist
You cannot always tell which way
the wind is blowing by watching the
semaphores.
You cannot blame a girl for asking
young man if he would dye for her
if he has pale red hair.
Boyce-Is that man Smith really
such an authority on music? Joyce
I saw him throwing brick at an
Organ grinder.
Bils-They say that the proof OF
the pudding is the eating thereof
Wills-Not necessarily; one look viii
put you wise to the boarding house
kind.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1910-03-31

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