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Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01

County Attorney Cameron went to
Motley yesterday to try a case against
Mr. Huntsley, who is charged with
giving a wrong test in buying cream.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01

Harry Conliff, a former resident of
this city who has been employed in a
sawmin in Louisiana, is visiting here.
He has just recovered from a recent
i11ness
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01

=, Harvey Garfield was taken Ill the
latter part of last week with an attack
of typhoid fever.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01

Marriage licenses issued to the
following this week: Arthur Dufort
and Miss Rosie Marchant, Oliver II.
Hughes and Miss May Philips, Edward
Stuckmeyer and Miss Barbara Gross.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01

William Newman. who has been
taking a course at q veterinary COLLEGE
in Chicago is to locate IN Royalton
to engage in practice.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01
SAYS SON WAS NOT SENT TO
SCHOOL.

Fred Strocsheln of Culdrum was
arrested and taken before Justice
Randall g court Wednesday under the
provisions of the state laws of 1909 to
answer to the charge of failing to send
his son, aged Is years, to school,
preferred against him by County
Supt. of Schools Barnes. His hearing
has been set for p. m. Saturday,
April 9th.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01

Mr.. and Mrs. John Arnold, who
have residing at Hilman, have decided
to make their home here again, re-
turning this week.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01

The masons and bricklayers COM
menced work on the improvements
being made by the Realty Improve
ment company block the first part Of
the week. l.11-. 5zS
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01

The sociable given Wednesday
evening at Elk hall by ladies' of the
st. Francis Xavier church was de-
cided success and was well attended.
A program, consisting of an instru-
mental solo, vocal solo, and comic
play, was given and was appreciated.
The evening was spent at progressive
500, after which light refreshments
were served, = -. :. -. = 8.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01

The Professional 500 club was enter
tained at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
u. II. Parsons by DR.. and Mrs. o. j.
Brown Tuesday evening. -"
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01

Oliver Hughes and Mary Philips
both of this county, were united i
marriage by Justice of Peace Gerrit
Tuesday afternoon at about O'Clock
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01

Commencing last Monday, the Milo
theatre is now putting on two per-
formances nightly with the exception
Of Sundays vaudeville being put on at
week ends. Admission is 10 and Is
cents on vaudeville nights, and 5 and
10 cents when only moving pictures
are shown. .t
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01

E. s. Tanner and parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. James Tanner, were called to
Bemidjl Tuesday by the serious illness
of the formers brother, Harry Tanner.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01

The MCPHERSON pool and billiard
hall, which since 1t was started ap has
been located in the ''Y" block, on
Broadway east. has been moved to the
Hoffman building, corner of First
street and First avenue southeast,
opp0site the Buckman hotel.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01

Mrs. Franz mas moved from East
Tenth street and Fifth avenue to 2O5
1st street north. e.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01

Fred N. Burial. son of J. H.
Burial of this city, has been re-
elected principal of Duluth public
school; W. A. Nonnemaker, a former
science teacher at the local high
school, was elected to similar posi-
tion in Duluth high school; and
Mrs. Minnie I. Sparks and Miss
Grace Staples, former residents of
this city were elected as grade
teachers in the schools of that city.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01

p. w. Kiernan has been engaged by
the Giant Grip Horse Shoe company
as travelling representative in the
West.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01

Bernard Gentrap and family left
this week for Wadena, near which
place they have rented q farm.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01

Tony Sobeleski ia to take the posi-
tion with the Water Power COMPANY
mado vacant by the resignation of
Harry Halseth, and he will be
succeeded at the company's power
station by F. M. Craig of Anoka,
who arrived here Tuesday to accept
the position.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01

G. A. Gish, who had been visiting
with relatives and friends returns to
Onamia today. He stated that. his
father w. s. Gish, had been quite i'll
with stomach trouble, but soon re-
covered
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01

=. e. H. Rassler & Co. have installed
an electric blower, which replaces the
old style OF forge. This is the first
blower of this kind installed IN the
county and is a time and labor saver.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01

Born-To MIR. and Mrs, George
Gerritz, Jr., Thursday. March "A,
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01

Harmon 9. Brown is down with
an attack of pneumonia.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01

N. Rosenbaum of New York is look
ing for his father, who has been miss
ing for the past sixteen years. He
visited IN st. Cloud last Wednesday
and while there stated that after being
in st. Cloud year bis father came to
Little Falls, and that nothing has been
heard of him since that time.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1910-04-01

Miss Maggie Newman has taken a
position as bookkeeper in the Carlson
& Anderson store on the West side.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28
ENTERPRISE SHOPS AND
THEIR PROSPERITY CAUSE
Congressman CaIderhend Had Some
Fine Meetings.

Enterprise, July 22.-'If. you take
the tariff off It means that the three
big steel corporations of the country
and the foreign factories with cheap
labor will make the iron work Of this
nation and 1900 factories will shut
down." was a statement in Congress-
man Calderhead's speech last night
that appealed to this town. the
Ehrsam machine shop is one OF Its
largest industries and free trade on
tariff for revenue such as Reefs adj
vocates means loss Of employment for
Iaborers. Mr.. Calderhead had fine
audience of about 200 on the school
house lawn and gave convincing
address.
At Carlton Hope and Woodbine,
he made addresses during the day,
taking the trip by auto. He was well
received. The people of south Dick
ison evidently like straight Republi--
canism and want the markets for
their crops preserved.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28
CURE YOUR KIDNEYS.
Do Not Endanger Life When an Abb.
lene Citizen Shows You the
Cure.

Why will people continue to suf-
fer the agonies Of kidney complaint,
backache, urinary disorders, lame
ness, headaches, languor, why allow
themselves to become chronic In
valids when a certain cure is offered
them?
Doan's Kidney Pills is the remedy
to use. because 1t gives to the kid
neys the help they need to perform
their work.
II you have any, even one, Of the
symptoms Of kidney diseases, cure
yourself now, before diabetes. dropsy
OF Bright's disease set in. Read this
Abilene testimony.
A. P. spahr, SOC South Second
street. west, Abilene, Kas., says: 81
used D0an's Kidney Pills with the
most satisfactory results and ! will
lingly add my statement to the many
already given in their favor. Ny back
ached Intensely and l often had sharp
pains through my loins. The kidney
secretions contained sediment and
their irregularity in passage was a
source Of great annoyance. Upon
taking Doan's Kidney Pills, my kid
neys became normal and my pains
and aches disappeared"
For sale By an dealers. Price )
cents Fostsr-Nnburn Co, Buffalo,
New YORK. sole agents Cor lhs United
gntea
Rtnrntsr ne namee-Dosn'u
.nt st1 - ri1t
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28
THE LADIES' FAvoRrTE.
Wherever Partisan Sage is Known it
Has the Call.

Partisan Sage, that most efficient
of all hair restorers, is very de-
lightfu1 and refreshing hair dressing,
Besides possessing these qualities Il
will positively make any woman's
hair soft, luxuriant and attractive. J..
M. Gleissner 6 Son sell IL for so
cents large bottle and will return
your money If 1t does not cure dand-
ruff, falling hair and itching scalp in
two weeks.
81 had given up hopes Of ever be-
ing cured of dandruff, when I pur-
chased a bottle of Partisan Sage. It
has entirely removed the dandruff
and has started growth of new hair.
and all this after having been
troubled is years. I cheerfully rec
ommend Partisan sage."-Mrs. Eli
zabeth Anderson, Mechanicsburg, Pa.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28


Practically all of the blank books
used by the counties OF Kansas are
sold By the Blank Book Trust at enor-
nous prices. For q standard blank
book Of GAO pages the Book Trust
charges the counties from 5000 TO
s24. 90. These same books can be made
At the State Printing Plant for f9.es.
These figures are acurate as they
were furnished by the present State
Printer at Mr.. Austin's request and are
based on the same kind Of work done
At the State Printing Plant every day.
Was It good business sense for the
state to invest .st00 10000 In 3 print
ing plant and do its ewn printing, thus
wiping out the state printing graft and
saving the taxpayers Of the state over
$40 900 90 a year! Would 1t not be
GOOD business sense to have the same
plant make the county blank books
and save 100000 q year moref The
nav for the state blank books end the
pay for the county blank books both
come out Of the peoples taxes; the
pay for both Il collected By the coun-
" treasurer ct the same time and n
the sane way. Then. II It is right for
The people 70 have their state record
hooks made at their own plant. Is 4
not right % have their county reeorf
books made At the sane pisntf u
h TIA riaa meets with four -
nraval EEL rssr ffie1fs s1eat kHzi
80 eess ecef YEA lsf tiu $ ~ a
~
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28
ADVERTISEMENT.
W. C. Austin For State Printer

W. C. Austin Of Cottonwood Falls.
Republican candidate for State Printer
advocates that all county records be
uniform and that all county blank
books be made at the State Printing
Plant. The counties Of Kansas are
paying over S1O0,000.00 year Tor
blank books. The same books can be
made at the State Printing Plant for
less than half their present cost, .
saving of over 100000 q year, or
an average Of $4,000 q county.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28

Dave Leahy says the Inheritance
tax is a new issue" Wrong, Dave. +
commenced when the first widow had
to pay the state a share Of the estate
left by her dead husband. Governor
Stubs strongly advocated 1t when
he was here in the fall q 1908.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28
Notice Of Pri-
mary Election

STATE Of Kansas. Dickinson County. %.
70 Whom II may Concern:
], the undersigned. County Clerk Of
the above-named county, have received
4 certified list Of candidates for the
various nominations to be made BY
each Of the political parties Of this
state, and, in accordance with the pro-
visions OF law, ! hereby publish 90
much thereof a. IL applicable TO thus
county. and have added thereto the
names and addresses Of the candidates
for nomination by the several political
parties as the same appear on file at
my office.
ThefollowinB candidates for nomine-
lions Of the several parties, ana their
cost. office addresses. follow under
their respective parties.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28
(First publication in Abilene Weekly,
reflector July 81, 1900 =
Notice.

To Elmer Chase:
You will hereby take notice that /
will sell at public auction your stall
lion now in my possession on the
18th day Of August 1910 at two
O'Clock D. m. Of said day at the cor
ner Of Broadway and North Second
street in the city of Abilene, Dickin-
SON county, .state of Kansas. to salts
fy my lien for sale and keep. ct
BERT HOCKENSMITH.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28
SOCIALIST P RlY

Justice Supreme Csurt.
JOSEPH w. PUCKETI. .. Blue Mound
JESSE I. JACKSON. .........W winfield
GavernaF.
8 n 6IALLAhD. ...s.s......hI ccou
Ifsufrnanf GoVaraaf.
CHAa r. ID. q oAKhoRp. .ss,.
....s....s....s.....0 aroen Stty
sccrulnry - Efate.
VERNE v. otKFOHD. .oArdon CITY
1lnia AnflIon
IHo9 II. Mc1II.Ll. 80. ...... .LLII CITY
||NE ..II... |.|-I|I
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28

zone to be elected.)
HARRY A, JONES: .salina
@. +. HELvERING. 1880. .Marysville
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28

CensEessn.an Eifth DlstEiet:
JESSE r. JoHNSON.......Clay Centsr
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28
COUNTY TICKET.

REPRESENTATIVE Flfty-Seventh District.
JOHN CALLAHAN Chapman
County Clerk.
]. e. sCHoRLING. ........... Chapman
County Treasurer.
". D. NICHOLS. Abilene
Register OF Deeds.
NJ e. SIMPSON. .......Ma Manchester
County Attorney.
G. p. RUGH. ............'.... .Apllene
Probate Judge.
D. W. TAPPEN. .........'.'''. Apllene
Sheriff.
W. H. THOMAS. ...........H erington
Clerk Of District Court.
GEORGE LANK .,........sSolomo
superintendent Of Public Instruction.
FLORA SNYDER .........,,s. sADllene
Coroner.
s. N. CHAFFEE......... Talmage
County Surveyor.
GUY HALL ..s''s'.s'''''sssV hepman
County Assessor.
ISAAC RIDINGS. ........... solomon
High School Trustee.
F. 8. BLAYNEY. sADllene
COmmIsslOneF First District.
H. F. ZIEBELL.. ........... deElnstOh
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28

Pursuant to the foregoing. I hereby
give notice that primary election will
be held on the End day Of August, 1910.
at which time candidates from the
above list may be nominated by the
various political parties Of this state
on their several tickets, and that the
said primary election will be held at
the usual polling places Of this county.
The hours Of voting in all precincts
in cities Of the first class are from six
O'clock a. m. until six O'clock p. m. In
all other voting places the polls will be
opened at eight o'clock a. m. and closed
at six o'clock p. m.
Done at my office in the City Of ABB
ilene, County Of Dickinson, Kansas,
this 5th day Of July, 1910.
H. W. KING.
County Clerk
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28

wHEATLAND TOWNSHIP.
Trustee. - l..,5
JAMES WILSON ,..s.........g.,CA Carlton
Treasurer.
F. R. VAN V0oRST. ........... Carlton
Clerk.
q. B. LEATHERY....... Carton
Justice Of the Peace.
(Two to be elected.)
JOHN KEAN. Carlton
j. r.. ROBSON ssSArltVh
Constable.
1.-TWO to be elected.)
W. G. BALDWIN. Carlton
w. GLIDER ..................Ca Carlton
Committeeman.
HARRY KEAN Carlton
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28
COUNTY TICKRT.

COUNTY TICKET.
Representative Fifty-seyenth District.
JOHN d. HASKELL. $3.50. Abilene
County Clerk.
JACOB ERICKSON ...... Enterprise
County Treasurer.
G. 3. KRAYBILL.. ............ abilene
Register Of Deeds.
F. =. FORCE. abilene
Probate Judge.
WIN. M. CAMPBELL........ Abilene
Sheriff.
j. M. SEATON. 'AuASno
Clerk Of District Court.
A. d. LIND. ................En Enterprise
superintendent Of Public Instruction.
@. H. CHENEY. ..............T almhge
+ Coroner.
A. B. GISH. ........s.''.''.'' 'Apiiene
County Assessor.
H. c. Fritz. abilene
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28

BANNER TOWNSHIP.
Trustee.
JOHN McCoRMICK..... Elmo
Treasurer.
WILLIAM VANSICKEL. Elmo
Clerk.
WILLIAM DUNCAN Elmo
Justice Of the Peace.
(Two to be elected.)
j. b. FINN. ...s...sss...ss.sn itAe
MONROE RUSSELL ......s.ss.s.niltno
Constable.
1.-TWO to be elected.)
WILLIAM ARMSTRONG ........ Elmo
NIKE Mc0ARY ....s.......s..'shl
Committeenan.
WIN. FINN .......s.....''''s'
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28
HOPE TOWNSHIP.
HOLLAND TOWNSHIP.

HOLLAND TOWNSHIP.
Trustee.
]. A. PATTERSON. .-..........C Carlton
Treasurer.
W. r. BoGART. ..............'Ca CARTON
Clerk.
JOHN MITCHELL. ............ Carlton
Justice of the Peace.
M. W, FORWARD. ....''.''''CAIA
Constable.
J. W. LAVENDER. Carton
Committeeman.
DIR. w. W. JOHNSON. Carlton
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28

(Two 10 be elected.l
WIN. PHILLIPS........ ,.s.... Carlton
COmmitteeman.
GLEN BELL ...............,..C Carlton
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28
FLORA TOWNSHIP.

FLORA TOWNSHIP.
". = TAHLoR............Aa ncnr4tef
K W. GLENN ............ .afanchesisr
FANAthA nAaN II 10000 NIN = ~
JOHN =. LAWN 49,.
r. & r7&NI sean
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28

CITY OF ABILENE.
Precinct Committeeman.
First WaRd.
FRED MCCULLOUGH ........ Abilene
Second Ward.
HENRY JOHNTZ ............ .ADllene
THIRD WARD.
]. w. HOWE. ...........''.''' ADllene
Fourth Ward.
I. 8. HALLAM. ..........'..'' 'Apiiehe
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28

CITY OF ABILENE.
Precinct Committeeman.
First Ward.
L. L. LOCKER. .........'. ''''Apllene
Second Ward.
W. H. TEETERS....... .......ApLene
Third Ward.
A. B. CHURCHILL...... ..Abhene
Fourth Ward.
"A. G. NIXON. .................A pliene
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28

O A. sPREcHER. '.......... Carlton
" a. nQWAN. -.s. ss.ssts. C1rlt0n
~ T. AaNllNlIlN 81 sssfsl sssssss carton
IN1IHr1 ~ 90 reese
Give a o. tI@tIrIl
t-. ao ||... ....I.. UIIIItr
o. N.NNN. N.I''It
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28

CITY OF HERINGTON.
Precinct COmmlttmen.
First Ward.
], w, MONEY. .dorlnBCVn
Second Ward
/. W. SHERRILL....... .s. Herlngton
M ThlFd Ward.
]. T. RUSH.s.s..s..s.s.. '''AertnBton
Fourth Ward.
JAMES 7. JELF............H ertpgton
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28

COngrensmnn, Fifth District.
Zone to be elected.l
RoLLiN r. REEFS. ........ Minneapolis
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28

CITY OF HERINGTON;
Precinct Committeeman.
Fourth Ward.
Cd HACKNEY. ............H Harrington
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28

Precinct Committeemen.
Fourth Ward.
ED HACKNEY. .........,...H Harrington
LYON TOWNSHIP.
Committeeman.
J. WILDER WELLS. ,Herington
FLORA TOWNSHIP.
Committeeman.
]. A. BOWYER......... Manchester
GRANT TOWNSHIP.
COmmltteemen.
WIN. NJ. BROWN. abilene
WILLOwDALE TOWNSHIP.
Committeeman.
GEORGE BOWER. .Talmage
CENTER TOWNSHIP.
Committeeman.
GEO. W. MERILLAT...... Enterprise
GARFIELD TOWNSHIP.
Committeeman.
s. GoLDSMITH....... abilene
NEWBERN TOWNSHIP.
Committeeman.
n. W. HoeIE. ............. ...Abilene
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28
NOBLE TowNsHTP.

Trustee.
GEORGE y. MEYER. .Chapman
~ y1st,ee q the Peaes. e,,.......
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28
COUNTY TICKET.

Representative Fifty-seventh DlstElet.
70, A. CASEg. I.....,.sss.ss sAUhon0
County Clerk.
H. W. KING. Abilene
County Treasurer.
Zone to be elected.)
EDWARD MAKINS, SR.. Abilene
ID. J.. MORSE. .....'.. sss''ss AUhoho
Register Of Deeds;
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28

WtLoWpALR FowNsHIF.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1910-07-28

LYON TOWNSHIP.
Daniel Jones ........'.''''HerinstOn
Treasurer.
DAVID BALLANTYNE .....Heringtoh
Clerk.
EDWARD SCHMIDT Harrington
Justice Of the Peace.
A. L, BELTZ. ..............'d erln8toh
Constable.
AUGUST KUETHER .......Herinston
Committeeman.
w. ]. KRAUSE. ..s..ss.' sherlnBtou
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1910-04-28
Tho Annual,

When the soap is on the stairway and the
rugs are on the lawn,
And the paperhanger's coming. while the
plasterer has gone.
When the men are all detected and are
bothered with the blues,
While their wives are madly shutting In
enormous overshoes-
Oh, the house Is in q turmoil at the very
blush of dawn,
When the soap is on the stairway and the
rugs are on the lawn.
When the cullud lady's smashing ak tho
marble statuettes,
And the hardwood floors are ruined by the
When the grand pianos damaged by .
can Of color spilled
En- Its innermost recesses by a man who
Oh. it's then we see a picture never paint
ed; nay nor drawn,
When the soap Is on the stairway and the
rugs are on the lawn.
When you're eating from, the gas range
and are sleeping in the hall,
ed for the wall,
And the batter cakes are tinted with .
dash of indigo.
And your coffee tastes Of benzine and
there's borax in the dough
Or a broom will send you sidewise like q
tin1id, startled fawn,
When the soap Is on the stairway and the
rugs are on the
All, for somewhere east of Suez, where ths,
best is like the worst,
And a human habitation by housecleaninr
is not cursed!
For there's tumult in the attic and the
cellar Is q mess,
And you have to screen the windows with
a bureau when you dress,
And you have a very doubtful sprinRless
cot to sleep upon,
When the soap is on the stairway and the
rugs are on the lawn.
Chicago Evening Post.
Loafing is never so sweet as tust