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Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
UNDERTAKES A HUGE TASK
John S. Townsend viii Try 60 Gust
lighthouse john from Chi.
Cages Council.

Chicago.-John S. Townsend has
undertaken a herculean task. He Is
after the scalp Of one "Bathhouse
John" Coughlin, alderman Of the First
ward. Mr.. Townsend is a jeWeler and
he thinks he has time to take from his
business and devote to the welfare OF
Chicago, particularly the First ward.
Others have tried to depose The
Bath" IN years gone by, but when it
came time to count the votes 1t was
found that the "bOyS' In the First
ward remembered the new shoes and
the meals that had been sent around
to their houses by C0ughlin and they
had decided to keep him In office sc
there could be some more OF the
notable First ward balls"
Coughlin is one OF the characters OF
licagO. His colleague in the ward is
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
Goaded.

Saving became a passion with the
man and the woman No privatiof
was too great, if SO be by it they
might add to their accommodations
And they labOred jointly. The WON
ans sacrifice was in every respect
equal to that of the man.
But when they had amassed $4,000
the man. because he had the power
took the money and purchased with
it, not the automobile which he had
led his faithful wife to expect. but a
home.
Brute" she cried, and when next
a mob of suffragettes came that way
she joined them. Who could blame
her?-Puck.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
LOOKING Ahead.

Josephine, aged ten, has a decided
lisp. She also is very fond of attend
ing the matinee. The other day she
was giving a spirited story of the play
to Marion. who was aged nine.
My mamma says it isn't good for
little girls to go to the theater',' said
Marion with an air of self-righteous.
ness, I'm not ever going till I'm 49,"
"Humph," retorted Josephine with
out any hesitation, "th-pose you die
when you're ]theventeen, then you'll
be thtung,'-Woman's Companion.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
Somewhat Disappointing.

He was a doctor and was patiently
waiting for his first patient. Thought
he: IF the mountain will 0 come
to MOhammed, Mohammed must go
to the mountain. And as patients will
not seek me out | must needs seek
them out" He strolled through the
cheap market and presently saw a
man buy six nice cucumbers. "Here's
a chance" said he, and followed him
home. Patiently he waited for four
long and lonely hours and about mid
night the front door quickly opened,
and the man dashed down the steps.
He seized him by the arm and cried
earnestly: DO You want a doctor?"
"No,' replied the man roughly.
want more cucumbers!!'
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
Gen. Sir Reginald Wlngate.

for Col. Roosevelt, so there was no
rivalry between the returning hunter
and Sir Reginald when the great
American was the generals guest at
the governor generals palace here.
Sir Frederick made the trip all the
way from England to be here on time
to act as host to the former president
and he left nothing undone to make
the visit Of Col. and Mrs. Roosevelt,
their son and daughter and members
of the Roosevelt Jungle expedition
pleasant. The general acted as spe-
cial representative Of King Edward.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
HE ENTERTAINS ROOSEVELT
Gen. Sir Reginald Wingate Host to
Former President at Khar.
tum, Egyptian Sudan.

Khartum, Egyptian Sudan.-Theo.
dore Roosevelt, former president Of
the United States, can sign a few in.
itials after his name by reason Of de.
grees conferred upon him by uni.
versities of this and other countries,
but his list looks insignificant beside
that Of Gen. Sir Reginald Wingate,
D. S. O., X. c. B.. X. C. NJ. G., etc.
To be the only living %ex-president OF
the United States was sufficient honor
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
An Exception.

There is one thing | like about
No matter what he does, he
comes out in the open to do it.
Il know of one action he always is
to do under cover"
Il dare you to name it."
Going home in the rain"
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
The Riqht Spirit.

Apropos OF Valentine day a Dassen,
ger on the Bermudian said:
Mark Twain once told us, in a little
Valentine day speech on this boat, OF
an Irish wOOer who had the right val
entine spirit. Acceptance or rejection
he could take with equal grace.
"'Will We be my valentine?' he said
on February IT to the girl be loved.
"'.No,' she replied. I am a%nOther's.
"He heaved a sigh and said:
"'Shure, thin, darlin, | wish We
was twins, so that | could have at
Taste the half OF ye.'"
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
Don't Risk Your Life

By neslecting Constipation. 1t leads to
a~utotoxemia. There is just one right rem
edy for Consultation, that is NATURES
REMEDY CNK tablets. It's different
from all others because it is thorough, it
correC1s the entire digestive system and
the kidneys. cures Dyspepsia and Rheu-
satism. It's easy and sur to act. Take
one tonight-you'll feel better in the
morning. Get a 25c Box. All Druggists.
The \. II. Lewis Medicine Co., St. Louis
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
Distemper

In all its forms, among all ages of horses
and dogs, cured and others in the same
stable prevented from having the disease
with Spohn's Dlstemper Cure. Every bot.
tie guaranteed. Over 100000 bottles sold
last year. $50 and Sl.0o. Good druggists,
or send to manufacturers Agents wanted.
Write for free book. Spohn Med. Co.,
Spec. Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
For Colds and Grlpp-capudine.

The best remedy for Gripp and Colds is
Hicks Capudine. Relieves the aching ana
feverishness. Cures the cold-Hoadaches
also. It's Li~Quid-EffeCts immedtately-W,
Is and SOC at Drug Stores.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
Undesirable ACQUISITION.

A scientist who lost his pet dog
put a little notice in the paper head
ed, "Warning," which charitably de-
scribed the animal as having
"strayed." and added:
1T is of no value. not even to the
owner; but, having been experimental
upon for scientific purposes with
many virulent poisous, a lick from its
tongue-and it is very aff%ectionate-
would probably prove fatal
The dog came back next day.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
HOW'S This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halll
Catarrh Cure.
F.. J. CHENEY 4 CO., Toledo. o.
We. the undersigned. have known F. }. Cheney
for the last 10 years. and believe him pertectly hon
Orable in all business transactions and financially
able TO carry ont any obligations made by his firm.
WALDING, kINNAN & MARVIN.
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo. o.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally. acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Testimonials sent free. P:ice IS cents pei
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
The Innocent Victim.

81 believe" said the blunt individual
Gin speaking my mind and calling a
spade a spade"
Yes" replied Miss Cayenne. Many
are that way. The tendency is what
corrupts the vocabularies of SO many
parrots
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
One Execution.

She - (protestingly) - That's just
ike you men. A man never gets into
trouble without dragging some woman
In with him.
He-Oh, | don't know. How about
Jonah in the whale?-Boston Tran.
script.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
The Mystery of the ACES.

Youthful Student-Pa, Methuselah
was the oldest man. wasn't he?
Father-Yes, my son.
Youthful Student-Tlen who was
the Oldest woman?
Father-My son, don't ask. From
Eve down. that has been a profound
mystery to the sons Of Adam.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
Just ike Spaghetti

Marjorie, aged six, was speculatively
examining the noodles in her soup.
Mother" she asked, what are
noodles made OFF,
Dorothy, aged eight, bursting with
knowledge, laughed scornfully. Il
know" she volunteered. They are
not made at all, you silly goose; they
grow-just like spaghetti!"-Iiarper's
Magazine.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
Ciergymen Live Lorg.

In the English Church Times tho
clerical obituary for 1909 contains
46l names. The ages Of $40 of the de-
ceased clergymen are mentioned ard
these show the attainment of an aver.
age age Of tx years.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02

Stenog-Oh, Frank, will you please
sharpen my pencil?
Clerk-Yes. if you'll please sew on
this buttun.-BOstOn Herald.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
An Absolute Necessitv.

Wifey-YOu told me the other day
we must avoid all luxuries and ON
line ourselves to absolute necessities
only.
Hubby-That's so, my dear.
Wifey-Well, last night you came
home in a cab.
Hubby-Yes, but that was an abs0.
lutte necessity.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02

The rich, as We reckon them, and
among them the very rich, in a true
scale would be found very INDECENT
and needy.-Emerson.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02

1t is easy for the man who never
wore a dress suit in his life to blame
all the discreditable things he hears
on polite society.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
Thouuhtfut Child.

She was just three years old and it
was her first visit to the 700. When
the towering form of the elephant APP
peared in sight, she drew back, clutch
ing at her fathers hand.
Il won't go too close, daddy" she
whispered. II might brighten him.
Detroit NeWs-Tribupe.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
For Headache 1ry Hicks Capudlne,

Whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach or
Nervous troubles. the aches are speedily
relieved by Capudine. It's Liquid-pleas-
ant to take-Efects Immediately. 10. Is
End SOC at Drug Stores.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
Satisfactory to Her.

Woman observed the epigram
matte boarder, lis a puzzle without an
answer"
Huh" snorted old Grumpley. 81
never saw a woman without n yet
STRAY Stories.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02

Takers of the United States Census
because 1t Is always ready and sure.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02

Many an otherwise truthful wolna
husband is making.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02

An empty human heart is an abyss
ealth's depths cannot match.-Annic
c. Lynch.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02

A man reaps what he sows-and
rips what his wife seWs.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02

has no substitute. No other remedy is so effective
for rheumatism, lumbago, stiffness. neuralgia OF
cold of any sort. Put up in 25c. 35c and SOC bottles.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
tiuht TO Danish Sorrow.
rs CrREn IN To DAYS

Sorrow dwells longest where the
sun is shut out.-Florida Times-Union.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02

AH0 0fNTMENTt is qua ranteed to cure any case
of Itching. Blind. Bleeding or Protruding Plies in
6to IA day or money refunded. 59c.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
WELL KIDNEYS KEEP THE BODY
WELL.

When the kidneys do their duty, the
blood is filtered clear of uric acid and
AiAnr MAHtp MnAh
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
PASSING the Superlative.

II am going to have Jagsby for my
best man"
"Oh, | know a better man.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
Pettit's Eve Saive First Sold in 1870

100 years ago, sales increase yearly, wonder
druggists or Howard Bros, Buffalo, n. Y.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02

The best people on earth are your
Wife's folks-so she thinks.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
Bringing Up.

"They're bringing the baby up to
be a ~mOllycOddle."
"HOW 500
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02

Bobby-Say, pop, what does blood
relations mean?
Papa-It means near relations.
Bobby-Then nom an you must be
the bloodiest relations I've got.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
Y ~PAJNKJLLER

Give truth a square deal and it will
not be crushed to earth.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02

For children %tcelhing. softens the gums. rrdncesin-
Examination, allays pain. cares wind colo. Lea bottle.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
Only ONE "RROMO OUININE."

Tha, is LAXATIVE BROMO QtININE. Look 70,
the signature of +. ". GROVE. Used the World
over 70 Cure q Cold in One bay. 25c.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.

A brother is a young man who
fatters his grOWn-up sister.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
Philosophy and Religion.

The idea of philosophy is truth; the
idea Of religion is life.-Bayne.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02

"They have the nurse take 1t out in
a go-cart, instead of giving it an auto
mobile"
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
The Feminine Bias.
Hes getting a new coat

"Why doesn't our canary sing,
papa"
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02

Vanity is due to a leak in ones wis
dom tank.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
nnx.T NEGLECT THAT COICu

DVN ! .NTVTE-O1 IN I VVNVIH
l, certainly racks your system and may run int1
ny serious. Aliens Lung Bdisum vii cheek
it quickly and permanently. Fer Observation-Disclosures
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02

Kidneys do not FL
ter off all the bad
matter. This is the
cause of rheumatic
pains, backachn and
urinary disorders,
UOan's Kidney Pills
cure weak Kidneys.
Rev, a b 7 a m
Weaver, George
town, Tex, former
editor Baptist Her
aid, says: At a
Baptist conference
at Jackson, Tex. |
fell from a platform
and hurt my back,
] was soon over tn"
injury. but the kid
r1,,. t,prn la,llt, 4
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
important to Mothers.

Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02
Fair Office EXCHANGE.

why, surely. that should make him
sing well!."-Fiiegende Blaetter.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02

ordered, passages painful and often
bloody. Doan's Kidney Pills cured
this trouble completely
Remember the name-DOan'S. Sold
by all dealers. F0ster-Milbuln Co..
Buffalo, y. Y. so cents a box.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02

For 80 years Lydia f. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has been the standard remedy for
ills. No sick woman does justice to
herself who will not try this famous medicine.
Made exclusively from roots and herbs, and
has thousands of cures to it's credit.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women
~ to write her for advice. She has
guided thousands to health free of charge.
Address Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass.
Lower coast gazette., 1910-04-02

w, N. IT,. MEMPHIS, NO. 14~]91o'
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-04-22
Schrader Is Strong.

The Yankton Press and DdkOtan
observes: "The efforts of the paciti-
Gators TO unite the republican factions
of Lawrence county on one county
and legislative ticket appear to have
failed, and word has gone out that
the battle will be conducted in that
county on the same lines governed
two years ago, when the progressives
had no Black Hills representative on
their congressional ticket. an irrepar-
able but not intentional omission
that cost them probably many thou
sand votes in the Hills. 1t is differ
n this year. J.. f. Scharder of
Rapid City is the peer of any man
South Dakota has ever sent to con-
gress and the progressive cause has
made serious inroads into the stand
pat element of Deadwood which is
really the stronghold, and the only
one, Of stalwartiSm in the Hills" Not
only is there a break in the Stalwart
lines in Lawrence county but in every
county to the west of the Missouri
river, and it appears destined to be-
come a stampede. There was a time
when republicans voted every candi-
date under the party label. But that
time has passed, fastened by wanton
Misrepresentation Of the people in
the halls Of congress.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-04-22

Judge Kennedy was over at Rock
Rapids last week attending court.
He was called as an expert in the
case of Jordan s. Warren, attorneys,
who were sueing Nose Kaufman for
their fee in the trial of his wife.
The attorneys differed as to what was
a fair fee for associate attorneys in a
minor capacity in a trial like the one
in question. The fee for such service
could not be balanced by what Judge
Aikens, as trial. attorney might ask
justice for his great service. The
jury after hearing the various attor-
neys decided that so, 500 would be
ample pay for the young attorneys,
and so went the verdict. Jordan &
Warren attached a house in Rock
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-04-22
Rapids belonging to Nose and that's
why the case went there.

Rapids belonging to Nose and that's
why the case went there.
John Peterson wants the voters to
remember him on June 7. He is a
candidate for Register Of Deeds and
as an old timer takes the liberty of
presenting his candidacy to the people
for their consideration. He will ap-
preciate the support of all. adv
]. B. Sessins of Sioux Falls is run
ming a Mergenthaler ia the office of
the Daily Guide at Rapid City. The
Guide is a new daily independent in
politics, progressive and full of vim.
Rapid City has long needed a daley
paper that represents progress and
the public spirit of that booming
town, destined to be the largest city
west of the river in the state. Editor
Reed of the Daily Guide is a progress
sive young gentleman and his paper
is bound to be a leading factor in the
development of that part OF the
state. The editor of the LEADER
enjoyed a Sunday dinner recently
with Mr.. Sessions, who was member
of the First South Dakota volunteers
and served all through the Spanish
American war. He is a first class
newspaper man, and expert on the
type machine. The Guide is we'll
equipped for the work ahead and we
predict for it great success.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-04-22


Lincoln County. SSs' hooun'S SourI
In the matter OF the last Will and Tesla
ment Of the estate OF John j. Condor. de-
ceased.
The State OF South Dakota sends greeting
to Mary J. Condor. Louis J: Condor. Mary
Condor. Marion Condor and Mary J. Condor.
Executrix. heirs at law and next of kin OF
John J. Condor. deceased. and executrix
of the estate OF said deceased. and to all
whom these presents may come:
the undersigned Harrison J: Brown Judge Of
said Court. made this 25th day of March, A.
D.. 1910. the 18th day OF April. A.. d. 1910. at
the hour OF two O'Clock P. M. of that day.
that being during a regular term Of said
Court, in the Court House; in the City Of
Canton. in said county and state has been
appointed by said Court as the time and
place for hearing the petition of one George
Roberts. stating that a certain written con-
tract entered into with the said deceased.
ment is attached to and made a part of this
petition, he is entitled to a conveyance. by
the Executrix Of said estate Of the following
described premises. to wit: The southwest
ship number one hundred. d0O). north, range
number 6fty-three $50. west Of the 5th P. NJ.
in Turner county and State Of South Dakota
and praying a decree OF said Court for such
conveyance. AT the time and place so ap-
pointed all persons interested in said estate
show cause II n you have why said order
should not be granted as prayed.
Witness my hand and the seal OF said Court
here affixed this 18th day of March. AID. 1910.
HARRISON J. BROWN.
Judge OF the County Court,
Lincoln Co.. South Dakota.
Attest. GEO. OLSON,
Clerk of said Court.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-04-22

Willard Kennedy Of the Wesleyan
University at Mitchell, son of Judge
Kennedy Of this city, has been select
ed as of a team of three to meet
the Yankton college team in debate
on Friday evening of this week.
Another team Of three will meet the
Hamline University team Of st. Paul
at Mitchell on the sane date. The
Mitchell college debaters have six
victories to their credit and only one
defeat in four years. The question
to be debated is: Resolved, That
the federal government should enact
a law %forbidding the carriers Of in
terstate commerce to transport or
accept for transportation, the products
of any factory or mine in which
children under IA years of age are
employed or allowed to work" This
is to apply to interstate commerce
only; constitutionality granted. The
Mitchell debaters will defend the
negative in both contests.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-04-22
Back to Cuba.
Christobal, Canal Zone, Panama
March % 1910

Christobal, Canal Zone, Panama.
March %, 1910.
Friend Linn: Have been spending
a week in the Canal Zone viewing the
sights of the canal building opera
tions, have been very much interest
ed.
Today l take a boat for Cuba by
the way of Jamaica. 1 had intended
to take a boat at Panama, on the
Pacific side of the canal, and after
landing at Salina Cruz, a Mexican
seaport and a railroad town, l plan
ned to proceed up through Old Next
co to Texas, but found the trip
in the millionaire class, SO l reversed
the program. Old Mexico is no place
to get stranded without the price Of
a meal in your pocket, not for me
any way.
Please send the LEADER to me at
MANAGES, Cuba, again until you
hear further from Thorsten Hotter.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-04-22
Notice For Bids.

The Board of County Commission
ers of Lincoln County, South Dakota
will receive bids for the painting of
steel bridges located in Lincoln Coun-
ty, South Dakota, on April 25th at
2 o'clock p. m.
All bids will be received at the
county auditors Office, the Board of
County Commissioners reserving the
right to reject any and all bids.
Chas. L. Kunder TT.
County Auditor.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-04-22
The High Cost of Living

Increases the price of many necessi-
ties without improving the quality.
Foley's Honey and Tar maintains
its high standard of excellence and
its great curative qualities without
any increase in COST. 1t is the best
remedy for coughs. colds, Group,
w%hooping cough and all ailments of
the throat, chest and lungs. The
genuine is in a yellow package. Re-
fuse observation-disclosures & Roche.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-04-22
Watch for the Comet

The Red Dragon Of the sky. Watch
the children for spring coughs and
colds. Careful mothers keep Foley's
Honey and Tar In the house. 1t Is
the best and safest prevention and
cure for Group where the need Is
urgent and immediate relief a vital
necessity. Its prompt use has saved
many little lives. Contains no opiates
or harmful drugs. Refuse su Institutes.
SHERMAN & ROCHE.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-04-22

The recent storm covered Montana,
Wyoming, North and South Dakota,
Minnesota, Iowa and Nebraska and
swept down over Missouri The only
damage done in this section was the
destruction of early fruit blossoms.
1t is too early to determine whether
early oats are injured or not.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-04-22

Plums, cherries and early apple
trees have been put out of business
this year by Jack Frost. The summer
weather of March was unnatural and
all expected trouble later on and it
came.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-04-22
Vessey Strong in the Hills.

Rapid City Union: Gov. Vessey's
visit to the Hills country last week.
made him several hundred votes. He
became known to hundreds of new
corners who never knew him before
and they like him. They know where
to find him,
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-04-22

Filing Ellingson purchased the
second lot north of Lybargers store
and commenced ~excavating last week
for a fine two story cement block
building which will be especially
arranged for an automobile garage.
Mr.. Ellingson has a fine location and
central for business.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-04-22

Hon. Thomas Thorson went to
Pierre Monday to have the question
of congressional districts settled one
way or the other. The question may
60 to the supreme court for final
action.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-04-22

Harry Stein has had the pool hall
in the Hichborn block transformed
into a handsome meat market for
retail trade. Harry is hustler and
meets the demands of his customers
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-04-22
HOUSE AND 5 ACRES FOR SALE.

The Mrs. G. Osmondson house In
South Southwest part of town is for
sale with five acres Of ground contain
ing a nice orchard. Improvements
on property cost about $4,000. II
property Is taken at nee it be
had at a bargain. Inquire of O. K.
G%udmunsen or Filing Opsal for terms.
2Stf.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1910-04-22
Seed Corn For Sale.

Now is the time to send In your
orders for large, early Yellow Dent
seed corn that will grow and get ripe.
This corn was in crib before rain or
snow came last fall. Price $3.50 per
bushel while 1t lasts.
SAM 'THoRsoN,
Phone 100 call 3. Beloit, Iowa.