The Holly chieftain., 1910-02-04

DR.. Osler's Endorsement of the sour
milk diet doesn't make 1t any the
more palatable.
At last it has been discovered that
the way to suppress highwaymen is to
suppress them.
Meanwhile other parts of the coun-
try are exhibiting weather just as
startling as ours
Lowering height record and rails
Ing a low record is one and the same
to French aeroplanists.
When railroad trains collide the rich
man has no better chance of escape
than his poor fellow-traveler
What long time the world will
have to walt to find out whether any
really great men were born in 1909!
However, any other winter resort is
as much entitled to advertise an ex-
elusive view of the comet as is Cali
fornia.
For the last time, will the gentle
man who assured us we would have
an open winter kindly send in his pho
tograph?
While the per capita circulation of
money is large enough, frequently it
is difficult to make it connect with the
individual.
: That first carload of spring vegeta.
bles with has left the gulf region will
be lucky If it does not bump into
cold wave.
Chicago would like to have the in.
ternational balloon races next fall, but
1t cannot agree to remove the lake for
the occasion
If. as the days begin to lengthen, the
cold begins to strengthen, we have
some strenuous weather due us during
the next 60 days.
The man over 40 who doesn't own
farm may lay his lack to i'll luck,
but generally he will find the cause in
his own makeup.
Minister WI has talked into pho
nograph, but as he did not ask any
questions the record will always be
open to suspicion.
The days have begun to lengthen,
but 1t all in the afternoon when 1t
doesn't make getting up early in the
morning any easier.
A dispatch from Georgia says the
peach crop has not yet been injured
Before we begin to cheer Justify. let
US hear from Delaware.
A French aviator is reported to have
fallen from his aeroplane into tree
and escaped injury. Sounds like the
twentieth century Munchausen.
Now 1t is denied that Mars has
canals. Perhaps, in the general
smashing Of received beliefs, 1t will
even be denied that there ever was
north pole.
Halley's comet, as seen through
telescope few days ago, appeared to
have only stub Of tail Possibly
1t is the fashion to clip the tails OF
comets this year.
Whenever 1t happens that there is
no great question demanding immedi.
ate solution 1t Is always possible to
renew the discussion as to the exist.
ence Of canals on Mars.
A school is to be opened on Long
Island to train girls to be good wives
and housekeepers. Now a correspond.
ing school should follow to train young
men to be good husbands and pro.
viders.
Two hours after getting a divorce
in Nevada the woman in the case
married again, and the Judge granting
the divorce was highly incensed al
what he termed making a farce of the
courts. says the Baltimore American
But then, interested citizens can hard.
ly be expected to take better care of
the dignity of the courts than the
judges themselves.
Cleveland theatrical reform in the
matter of preventing people from dis.
turbing the auditors by struggling in
during the first act looks like a reac.
tion to primitive principles. says the
Pittsburg Dispatch. Presently some
backwoods city will be advancing the
idea that theaters and operas are not