The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1910-07-25
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sIf when thc cAdevil is sick monk
Nc will be, said Rose Stahl Hagely,
gthen the dcyiI gets sWelljsin double
ITick time. Witngst flat Founggdeyll
With the ladies', iiixsAiaV tpisip. Last
N inter- he was 50 iN hei lIdnf have
any sense OF humor left nor any SENSE
ether. I was staying at the same hos,
TT. and when went iii 10 look after
him he ylrtuously remarked that his
room was no place for Chorus
Lady and promptly shooed me out
GA fc years ago | spanked thar
kdl Then he got scared and sent forl
% doctor and the doctor sent for Al
trained nurse. For several days u
got bulletins OF his progress from the
chambermail. The fourth morning
she set my mind completely at rest
Sure. ma'am,' said Maggie, an
III thiulS lie do be gettin' along very
we'll, The nurse was sittin on his
Lap this mornin'.' August youngs
Magazine
The heat always gives Wilton Lack
aye 4 crouch "This,' he sighed, "is q
Greedy world Everyone wants to get
the best OF It. and no ono wants to
give the other fellow a chance, Life
4 III general reminds me Of the man
who went into the restaurant and or
fered steak. When the waiter
brought II to him he waived II away
4 llnpatiently. DO YOU call that a steak
Ike demanded. Why, when ! say 2
steak, mean one that's three inches
4 thick and tender and juicy and swim
ming in 'golden-brown butter.
4 Huh said the waiter: II we had
one like that In the house the boss
would eat 1t himself = August
young's Magazine
ITS always al open question: said
II. r. Warner, "as TO what the repent
cnt sinner IL thinking while the ve-
Joicing Is going on. The pastor of a
darky church said rather pointedly
from the pulpit one Sunday morning.
Ali sutny am rej'iced to see
Prudder Calhoun White in chu'ch once
mo- Abs clad Bruddah Calhoun has
saw de error Of his ways at lawst.
fo derc is mo- 10y obah one sinnah
dot rcpentcth dan obah de ninety an
\ rine--'
j But at this point Brother Calhoun
White interrupted, angrily:
:" Oh said he, from his seat, Dc
NINETY an nine needn't crow. All
could tell some things erbout dc
ninety an nine ef All wanter ter -
4 August Young's Magazine.
Y H." said Dorothy Donnelly. "am 20.
4 Ing to start a cult for the propagation
OF the. What nce-DoesItMake
\ attitude toward life. II does simplify
things So J got the idea the other
| night when | was dining with sons
\ friends at a small restaurant. A man
with a crouch entered and sat down
~ our table, The Crouch ordered
lamb chops Several minutes later
Il the chops were served: they were
slightly burned, The crouch called
: he waiter and said What are these
lamb chops or pork chopsy The
, waiter looked surprised Don't ven
Fnow? The crouch answered No,
i and then the waiter wonderingly ask
I'd him. What difference does II max,
them That waiter was true philo
sopher.-August Youngs Magazine.
William Hedge has distinctly Eng
: iish name, but he loves to tell an Irish
: story. This Is the latest he has per
petrated. An Irishman and a French
man were disputing over the nation
lolliy of friend OF theirs.
Il say said the Frenchman, THAI
he was born in France; therefore hs
is Frenclman.'
"Not at all, said Pat, "begorra, ii
eat should have kittens in the over
would you call them biscuits?'--Aug
lust Youngsi Magazine.
Why In SUGAR SWEET