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The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17

glad that your discretion has resulted
so pleasantly"
l thought he meant me-, so l apollo
gized for picking holes in the fool
with my thumb.
Your apology is u~ntakeable,' he
answered. Since you have decided
to acquire the apartment that is the
necessary essential"
What makes you think we've de
cided to take it?" inquired Clara j.
THE little boy who is with you
the janitor said gravely. by some
mysterious concern he secured my
Ratchet. and for fifteen minutes past
he has been chopping down the wood
work in the buffers pantry, which is
at times fatal to the building. But. Of
course, since you decide to take the
apartment the damage is immateria
only to those who are essential by
living there"
CO." l said, land tell hat boy
we've rented the apartment. but were
not going to take it away IN a bas
ket."
Tacks, with his little Ratchet, hat
found a home for us.
Copyright by G. w. Dillingham; co..
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17
Horse Killed Man, Then Widow

Thrown from her carriage when the
horse attached to 1t became frightened
and ran away at 31st and Devereaux
streets on Sunday afternoon, Mrs
Christina Crump. As years old, Of No.
Sis 2Sth street, was so badly crushed
about the chest that she died a short
time later. Mrs. Crump's seven-year
old son, who was in the buggy. was
thrown out, but escaped with only
slight bruises.
Seven weeks ago the woman's hus-
band was thrown from the same horse
in the same ~neighborhood and sus.
tanned injuries which caused his
death.-Detroit Journal.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17
FASHIONS IN WEST AFRICA

the emperors birthday, and invited
the chiefs o. the different tribes tc
1t. What WINS his surprise when he
saw these native gentlemen appear
with his stolcn telegraph wire twisted
round their illustrious necks. The
higher the dignity the more rings OF
the wire were round the neck.
Inquiries we're soon started In the
outlying villages and 1t same to light
that the white china insulators of the
telegraph poles had become earrings.
A young lady of the highest distinc.
ton in native society wore a rubber
heel hanging from her nose and a
young man who was a well-known
dandy wore dangling from his ears a
pair Of beautiful pink silk garters.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17
He Would Learn.

He was the bridegroom. and he was
waiting at the church.
Il can't imagine why my bride is
late" he said.
wei. you WILL" replied the best
man, latter you're married. They are
hooking her dress up the back!"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17
Easy Mark.

The land sharks were about to APP
proach the suburban man.
Let us show him a picture of Ar
cadian Villa" suggested one, "and
try to sell him a lot"
"Is he creduious?" asked the other.
"Is he? Why, he actually believes
a town looks like 1t does on a
souvenir postal card"
Assured that the suburban man was.
indeed, an easy mark, they FASTENED
oysr and sold him a lot.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17
Boarding on the Farm.

Farmer Ryetop-Yes. that thar
chicken was a great fighter before I
killed him for the table.
City Boarder-Was. eh? I bet he
was a prize fighter.
Farmer Ryetop-Why so?
City Boarder-He Is SO blamed
tough.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17
Riuht In the Solar Plexus.

Mrs. Uppson-Pardon me, but where
did you get the design for your serv-
ants livery
Mrs. Newgelt-Oh, our ancestors
used II.
Mrs. Uppson-Indeed! And by whom
were they employed?
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17
4Not Worth While"

Under the headline, Not Worth
While" a Paris paper prints this
story from Piccolo Of Trieste: At
police headquarters a portmanteau
was received last night with this
note: Please accept this from a
disguised man. Days ago | gained
possession of it-how and where I
need not tell--and felt confident be-
cause of its English make and the
many evidences of travel which It
bears that it was a rich ind. See
what 1t contains. Books-oid books
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17
Daily Thought.

1 b1ieve In havin' a good time when
you start out to have it. II you XII
knocked out of one plan you want te
git yerself another right quick, before
your sperrits has q chance to fall
Mrs. Wigs.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17

at that-old shoes. sole d linen of the
cheap kind, and the stockings have
holes In them. The foreigner who car.
ried 1t was well dressed. and l would
go to prison for theft for the a
isfaction of having him identity his
! beggary beIongings.'"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17

doors as a souvenir. and we wended
our weary way.
At last we found n that my wife
said was a dream
! let her sleep.
1t was a jeweled joint with seven
rooms and a landlord.
There were ~self-folding doors and
hot and cold gas in every room.
The gas meter had ~ballbearing
axles and was guaranteed to exceed
the speed limit set b. law.
The dumbwaiter aas SO lazy that
every time 1t went to work 1t let out
a yell of mortal agony, and the floors
were sound-proof against everything
but noise.
The outlook provided a superb
view of an 'uncompieted excavation,
with blasting from eight to nine. ex-
plosions from IL to two, and malaria
at all hours
However, Clara ]. took a violent
fancy to the cage, and in order to
show her that her love was recipro-
Gated the ~janitor pinched my gloves
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17
Always on the lob.

Strikes may come and go, and CAPT
talists may rage and fume; but unions
will be formed as long as Dan Cupid
has an arrow left, and the pastor re
tains his skill at knot tying.-Youngs
town Telegram.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17
PHYSICAL Conditions.

rs your board going to stand f.
this state of things?"
my dear sir, our board is not
going to stand for anything. unless
we have had a sitting"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17
The Way to Do.

why hasn't Jinks his automobile
yet:"
He is waiting till the census taking
is over to put a mortgage on his house
to get one"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17

The Only Men Down There.
visitor-Do you mermaids ever
have any beaus2
Mermaid (blushing)-Yes. divers
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17
An Aorobatlc Attitude.

when Jack told that story did
Fred fall for it?'
Yes, and stood for it, too"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17
Truth VIII Out.

Hubby with irritation)-Why is 1t
that you women insist upon having
the last word?
wifey (calm1y)-We don't. The
ONLY reason we get 1t is because we al
ways have a dozen arguments left
when you stupid men are all ran out.
Ladies' Home Journal
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17
The Cook and the Broth.

Too many cooks spoil the broth"
YES, but more OF them leave with
out waiting to bother with the broth
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17
Lucky Girl.

Il thought sae was engaged to be
married to a genius?"
"She was. but she got a chance
to marry a butcher"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17

| believe in trusting a man when
have got a man l can trust.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17

The Letter Of the Law.
Cholly-May / have the next waltxf
Widow-Yes, but dance slow. as /
only recently went into mourning
The Cllb-Fellow.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17

as likes their toddy In public, and the
police station is only four blocks east.
Some people finds considerable en-
joyness in celebrating the cause of
justice as 1t Is dispelled In a police
station; but, for my part, l preference
a good brisk walk Of an evening,
which Is always essential to an exer-
cising standpoint"
| thought that speech would cure
Clara j, but she was still IN dream
land.
The place pleased her, so I made up
my mind she should have It. With
the exception of the janitor's vocabu-
larry 1t certainly was the best cellar
we had found so far, and I was game
to hang up my hat there If she was.
Clara Us mother and I trooped into
the sitting-room to discuss the situa-
ton, and | was down on the floor
getting the diameter and circumfer-
ence of the room with my thumb when
the ~janitor rushed in.
WELL" he said breathlessly, I'm
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17

Ing Of Columbus. perfectly preserved
pumpkin seeds have been found By the
e~xcavators, in Theoretically sealed Jars.
This fact is of no particular interest
to any but the botanist, and the arch
a~eoligist; yet II is a source of gratih-
cation to US to know that we q eat
our national pie without returning
thanks to any other country than our
own.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17
Sunless Hours.

Again the night is wild with rain;
Again, distracted. with the gale;
Upon the hills 1 hear a wall
OF lamentation and of pain,
AS when. on some high burial place.
Moaning among the windy graves.
The Indian squaws lament the braves.
Who fell in battle for their race.
Another day of storm shall dawn
Within the east; and. darkly lit.
It's brows of stern abstraction knit,
Absorbed in moody thoughts pass on.
Bear not too hard. is all l ask,
Upon the hearts that toll and yearn!
o despotism of days that spurn
III ~gladness. with your frowning mask!
Madison Cawein, "IntimationS of the
Beautiful"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1910-11-17
Cruel Trust.

Marine Artist-Yes, here Is my Ia
test picture, entitled The Pirate
Ship" II l keep on trying my can
vases may yet attract attention in
the marine world.
Miss Tabasco-Yes. If you sewed
enough of them together they might
r1.ke a right fair-sized boat sail.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11

Some Oklahoma politician Qbo is
wiser IN his own conceit that thou.
sand men who can render a reason.
has started the report among the 70.
iers Of Oklahoma that II certain voters
want any constitutional amendment
carried al the November election tlcy
should refrain from voting Tor all
state nominees and thus secure ma
joritY Of al the votes east at the elee.
ton in favor Of the proposed amend
ment n which they are interested. III
the people viii stop for a moment and
think they viii see thar this PROPOSE.
ton Is the most foolish OF politicsl
claptrap. IF a man votes for or against
the amendment he has voted In the
election thar much Is certain. n he
CITES for Lee cruce or Joe McNeal. iie
has voted IN The election and his vote
Will be counted That also il certain
il he votes for no one except the can.
didate for constable he has voted in
the election and his vote win be
counted That 100 is certain. When
the vote on any Of the constitutional
amendments to be submitted on the
Sih of November Is finally counted.
every vote cast for governor viii be
talien into consideration. every vote
for reiTesentatiye win be taken into
consideration every vote for constable
viii be taken into consideration and
every vote for Inc different constitu.
tional amendments viii be taken into
consideration Ii any man desires 10
vote on he constitutional amendme /.
and not 70 vote on the candidates for
state Office, that IS no ones business
but his own But he loses his vote for
state candidates without helping ~
hurting the proposed amendment. The
people should understand that the only
way to prevent their vote being taken
into consideration is TO keep from yot-
ing az all
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11


On the state ticket o be voted on
November the Sth, win appear the
names OF two candidates for associate
judges of'the supreme court and three
candidates for Judge Of the criminal
court Of appeals. These candidates
have been nominated By The voters
Of the several districts but they are
70 be elected by the voters or the
entire state. Let NO voter make The
mistake or believing that these candi-
dates are % be elected by the people
Of any certain district. They are to Be
elected BIZ the voters OF the entire
state of Oklahoma Every democrat in
every county and every precinct IA OK.
lahoma should vote for Jesse j. Dunn
and n J Kane FOR supreme Judges.
and should voie for Henry ~ Fufman
Thomas H. Doyle ana James r. Arm
strong for judges OF the criminal court
OF appeals Failure 60 do this on the
part Of amy considerable number Of
democrats Nigh endanger the election
Of the democratic nominees ror the
different iudgeships, let every demo.
Graf vote and vote foF TWO candidates
tor supreme Judge and for three candi.
dates FOR judges Of the criminal court.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11
DEMOCRATIC TICKET.
stare.


Governor-Iee cruce, Addmore.
Lieutenant Governor--J. J. McAles.
ter. Of McAlester.
Secretary OF state-Ben II. Harri.
son.
treasurer Robert Dunlop Of New
kirk.
Auditor-Leo. Meyer OF Sayre.
Superintendent Of Public Instrrc.
tion-R. n Wilson Of Chbskfaha.
Attorney Charies West OF
Enid.
Commissioner Of Charities and Cor.
rections-Katc Barnard az Oklahoma
City.
Labor Commissioner---Charlcs r.
Daugherty Of Oklahoma City.
Corporation Commisf foner-George
a. Henshaw OF Madin.
President Board Of Agriculture
Thomas Bryan OF perrM
State Printer-Giles Farrls OF Man.
gum
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11

Inspector and ExamIner-c. A. Tay.
Ior of Pond Creek
Mine 1nspecior--lEd Boyle OF Chant
Insurance commissloner--P. a. Bal
lard Of coyle.
Clerk Supreme court-W. II l..
Campbell Of Ada.
Justices Supreme court NJ. J..
Kane, Kingnshcr and J j. Dunn, Alya
Congressman. Fifth District-scott
Ferris, Lawton.
District Judge Frank N. Bailey.
Chickasha.
State senatofs-Geo. ". Barefoot,
Chiclasha; Joe Smith, Anadarko.
Representatives r. l.. Glover, Rush
Springs; E. W. Frey, Amber.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11

The burden 81 ioe McNeal's politi.
cal wailing is Exuayaeance and Tax.
alton The records show that IN ths
first two sessions Or the legislature
the republican membership voted
solidly 10 favor Of measures lafter
ward vetoed by Governor Haskeln
appropriasing more than a million dol
lars. n s. Is true. as McNeal claims
that the expenses Of state govern
men. have been heavy, 1t is equally
true thar the republican Legislators
voted 70 make them more than a mill
lion dollars heavier McNeal claims
also that taxes are ousrageously high
At the recent special session Of the
legislature a bin ~ae passed reducing
state taxes The records show that
She republican members voted solidly
against this reduction. In view Of
these facts, What becomes Of McNeal's
contention that extravagance Is pFac-
siced and thar taxes are high2 What
grace Of power Is there IN the republl-
can plea In view Of their record
what force IS there in their appeal?
Facts may be aarbled and the truth
concealed by the republican party
who, in the absence Of an issue. re
sort 10 misrepresentation. Bui who
shall deliver them from a record
which proves a. once their endorse
menr OF high appropriations and their
objection 70 tax reduction They.
voted 10 take more than million
dollars from tho state treasury They
yo1ed against the reduction OF taxes
Their baitle cry Is the common STOP
thief uttered by rogues hiding IN
alleys
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11

Shall the people govern Oklahoma.
Or shall railroads govern Oklahoma
This Is the supreme issue Of the pres
ent state campaign Zee C'ruce stand
FOR a government BY the people. Joe
McNeal as she Official bondsmar Of
the Oklahoma railroads stands fof
sgovernmeslt By he railroads The OK
lahoma constitution provides for rail-
road regulation ana lor the equitable
establishment Of freight and passen.
ger rates. Lee cruce declares ,haf n
is the bast constitution ever Wr iea.
Ioe AIcNeal denounced j. as bundle
of freak ideas and voted against its
adoption in 1907 Lee cruce denoanees
the Hook injunction. which judicial
measure nullihea railroad regulation.
and Increased the freight rates on all
Oklahoma railroads abous Ole h y.
dred per cent. Joe McNeal furnished
aflldavits 70 secure this injunction and
increase the freight rates IN oklaho.
ma. ard therefore must endorse ihe
Hook decision and its baleful enecs
a vote Tor Lee 6'uce and the demo.
cratic ticket IS vote for railroad
regulation as provided Tor by the con-
stituiion. and a vote for he restura
tlon of equitable freight and PASSENGER
rates. 4 vote for Joe McNeal Is vote
Tor the abolition Of the constitution
vote for the nulliiication a. rqeitabie
freight rates. and vote for aa per
petuation 81 the infamous robbery by
grace OF the Hook Injunction
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11
klLLs A MuRpERgR.

a merciless murderer IS appenai
cities with many victims. But Dr.
Kings New Life Pills Kill it by pre-,
ventlon. They gently stimulate stom-
ach. liver aud bowels, preventing that
cIogeing that invites appendicitis. cur
ing constipation, headache, biliousness,
chills. 25c 81 Brown & Cos. d&W
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11

The receipts Of the Federal govern
ment from an sources for the fiscal
year 70 September q have been $751;
055,763, and the total disbursements,
$17l,967,374. which makes a deficit OF
Sl9,9u ,61l for that period In spite
Of this fact, republican newspapers and
spelllbinders are declaring that the
new tariff law is such good revenue
producer that il has wiped out the DEF
icit.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11

Joe MoNeal denounced the constitu-
tion and voted against It's adoption.
We grant thar he was sincere and
honest in 1907. In the event he were
elected governor how could he hon
estly and sincerely swear that he would
support a constitution that he de-
nouneed and voted against three years
agog
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11

Mrs. Hearst Is reported 70 have said
inat her husband needs rest from the
worry OF attending to the large bnsi-
ness cares Of his newspapers ludg-
ing BY his hitting Judge Gasnor when
he ior physical reasons. can't reply.
and calling him crazy. i is fair to con-
clude that be Is more than tired. and
thar it is not amiss 10 inquire Who IS
l9oney now?
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11

II the republicans are sincere in
their demand for lower axes, why did
The republicans vote solidly in the
special legislature against the bin re.
ducing the state taxesg
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11

Champ Clark in his speech 70 the llli-
nois democratic, convention complete
ly demolished what was left Of Uncle
Joe and his standnat republican asso-
ciates-their extrayagance, their pro.
lection 70 the trusts, their pork bills
and other measures OF plunderlng tle
people. Turn on the light
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11

Since France increased her protec.
tive tariff the cost Of living has great
ly Increased, and number OF trusts.
Or combines, Is being rapidly aug
monted.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11
What Decides Your
Furniture Buying?

The price or the quality. the
terms. or what2 Have you
seem US for any Of the above2
Listen. if it is the price, quail
ity. terms or quantity. for
price. see us. we have all
these qualities.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11

Republican politicians soon lose all
interest in politics IL patronage van.
ishes. An the pretext OF latriousm is
based on ~the old flag and an apnro-
priation or the equivalent OF o good
fat Office With little or no work, Mem
hershIp in republican clubs is bu. a
hoped for stepping stone to Office.
holding.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11

We do not claim 10 be a sociologist,
but we do deny that when fussy wo-
man gets divorce from lazy man
she shakes the foundations Of society
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11
! POLITICAL POINTS.

Quite o number Of republican lame
ducks lstandpatters) gathered in
Washington when the President was
there What aoclx of them there
win pc for President TAFT 10 mend all
their broken political bones.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11
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DEMOCRATIC TICKET.

: County Jndge-N. N. Williams. :
Z SherIff-John Lewis. .
: County Attorney-Jobu n. Ven >
= able. =
= County Treasurer-w. T. IBiI- =
+ W Cloud. 4
= Register OF Deeds Geo. w. =
. Petty. :
= District Clerk. R. Callahan. =
= County Clerk. D. Lindsay. =
ID County superintendent-C. F. >
Z Newell. =
= County weigher-c. c. Goet- =
= ting. =
= Comfy surveyor-H A. Gran :
= we'll. =
+ County Commissioners-Disrrict =
= No. /. JohR NJ. Penn: district No. =.
, 2. ed F. Johns; district No. 3, =
= Sell pursley. 4
: chickasha Township =
= Justices-T. P. Moore and J. :
: D. Vance. =
= coustable--H. D. Gunnsna, ,
+++%+4%@%@%@%m%%%@
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11

The republican administration has
50 many troubles that only few could
be even considered by the cabinet.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11
ausscRIPrloN RATEa.

Sac year. delivered BY carrier ---e4.sc
Six months. delivered BY CARRIER 24C
Three months. delivered BY carrier 1.2t
One moRth, delivered BY CARRIER 40
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11

The machine republicans OF New
York who are high class Federal office.
holders are mostly lined up for AIr.
Roosevelt as delegate to the conven-
tion, and civil service traditions have
been thrown to the winds. The Colo
mel is. Of course a civil service reform.
er hut
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11

Boss Brayton OF Rhode Island is
dead and the railroads and the trusts
viii have TO select some other repub.
liean to buy the voters with their
money in order 10 protect their inter,
ests. Such is AldNchlsm.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11

Representative Payne declares he
has mo apologies 70 make for the tar
ih Bill, but good many other re-
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11

mbllcans BY forct Of public opinion
think il requires amending
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11

linn Tawney- The standpatter Mime.
sofa congressman, has met his fate al,
the hands Of an unknown Young law
yer with insurgent proclivitles. who IN
furn, viii be beaten BIZ a democra,
Buck Of Wincna.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1910-10-11

One Of the hardest things in this
world for a sick man TO do is have
full confidence in a full doctor.