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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-05-28
MARK IWAIN'S
EPiGRAMS
uoos ana you WI - g.

~ VI iuops ana you win b, c.
tenNi5."
"TAe train Is pTofu.oly decorated
with tunnels"
Figures s;ewed out OF me Just
as natural as otter Of roses cut OF
an otter"
IL wouldn't give CEN TO hear
lugc.sol on Moses, but I'd give ten
dollarn to hear Moses on lngersull.'
one could soc tho dress creeping
along the noor some time after the
woman was gone"
II left my rheumatism here.
Baden Baden is wei ONE to 1t. Il
was little. but II was all had to
give. | should liked TO leave some
thing more catching. but u was not
In my power"
There were no ,hackmen. haf,F
or omnibuses on tho pier. | said "
was like being in heaven"
THE less man knows the big
ger noise lie makes and the higher
salary he commands" 80
THE place Is rs dark rs the in
side of an infdel."
"Epitaphs are cheap and they ca
poor chap a world OF good after
he's dead. especially II he had har
luck while he was alive. ! wish
they were used more"
ar.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-05-28

4 .-'icr- i:- Nth t7Tsi heal
sri Isl, T'i:s ir:.Tn sfsr esfTi-s.'
&c tks inj.ah. rSsp aad ea.cs-
ten are net a. sGiien ~ massacre,
but they are more deadly In the lang
run" asa
They appointed me clerk OF the
romHlitec on con ho'ogy. and then
allowed me 10 auaEuersts to play
billinfds with.
W hen a man has been fifty years
at sea he "a only gray and bearded
chid."
II; was just like new author.
They always think they know more
Than anybody else when they are ge.-
ting out their first books"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-05-28
cole WILL HEAR CASE

Judge Sanford d. Dole will hear the
case Of Lee Let against F.. r. Stack.
able and District Attorney Brt ckons
brought for damages in searching pro-
ceedings.
Judge Robertson is disqualified from
hearing the case and 80 Judge Dole
will sit June being the date set f5s
the opening Of the trial.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-05-28

A man Is apt 10 get his back NJ
when he Is told to hump himself
4, The airs of self-made man are
mostly OF the fresh or hot brand.
The hedgehog and the porcupine
are truly prickly pair
Fan les have more to do with love
making than facts.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-05-28

It's easy to prescribe a remedy for
other peoples Ills.
Never Judge mans worth by the
amount of insurance he carries.
Don't worry about your own fu-
neral. You will be present. OF
course. but the proceedings will not
interest you at all.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1910-05-28

~"For Rant cards on sale at
the Bulletin office
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-05-08
HOME MISSION MEET
COMES TO A CLOSE
Methodist Convention Near
Selma Largely Attended
RELIC OF THE CIVIL WAR
Wilcox County Has An Oddly in the
Way of Observation-Disclosures Day
TIC BE Observed-A Sknt-
Ing Party
RELIC OF THE CIVIL WAR

Selma. May -(Special.)-After most
beneficial and largely attended sessions
the annual convention of the Home Mis-
sion society of the Alabama conference
Methodist Episcopal church, which was
held at Thomasville during the past week.
has adjourned.
From all parts of the state. delegates
attended the meetings and nearly every
home of Thomasville was filled with
them. The meeting will result In great
deal of good for the cause of home mis-
sions in the state during the next year.
Before adjourning the election of Off
GERS of the society for the ensuing year
was held with the following result:
Mrs. T. D. Sanford, OpelilSa, president;
Mrs A. L. Mcleod, Selma, first vice pres
ident; Mrs. j. T. Dumas, Mobile, second
vice president; Mrs. w. G. Moody, Mont
gomery, third vice president; Mrs T. d.
Powers, Opelikn. corresponding secre-
tary; Mrs r. B. Galloway, Livingston,
recording secretary; Mrs. w. T. Thomas,
Montgomery, treasurer; Mrs. s. Kirkpat-
rick, Selma, superintendent of supplies;
Mrs e. B. Adams, Montgomery, superin-
tendent of press.
The meeting finally adjourned to con-
vene in annual session. next May at En-
terprise.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-05-08
OF
SHOOTING PUT OFF
Man Shot at Staplet"n still In Danger
Gus COndition-Bay Minette Will
Show Population of 1000

Bay Mnette, May 7.-(Special) -Sheriff
r. A. Booth went to Stapleton yesterday
morning to bring A. j. Mathes here to
have a preliminary hearing before Judge
d. c. Byrne, in regard to his shooting and
killing of /. /. Ward of Stapleton last
Moncay, and found that Mathes was still
in such condition that 1t would be i'm
possible to move him. The trial was then
postponed until Monday afternoon at l.
Charles L. Goodman, census enumerator
for this precinct has about completed his
rounds and finds that there are many
more residents here than was expected
cite will be in the immediate neighbor-
hood OF 1000.
Announcements have been made to the
effect that there will be a union Sunday
school picnic on Saturday, May IA. at Car
penter station. The three Sunday schools
here have united and will all go in one
body.
Quite a number of farmers were present
at the meeting Of the members of the
Bay Minette Creamery company this aft.
erllcon and definite plans were made for
the IutuTe. a ldlB BE luilDCl VI CoWS VIII
be added 10 the number already owned
and the business expanded in every pos
sible way. A number of new stockholders
were voted in also.
The following members of the Bay Min
cite high school are on the honor roll as
the result of excellent work during the
past mopth: Julian Bristow. Richard OIL
ney, Cecile Byrne. Mac Aylin, Lucie Hall,
Lula Burns, Lenela Cromartie, Mary Lee
Burns. Vivian Snowden, Ruth Voltz,
George Lambert, Virginia Gleason, Myr-
lie R;cherson, Asa Thompson Eugene
Wcoley Mack HUMPHREYS, Clinton " nite
Ethel Watts Terry Higgins Debbie Hall,
Bessie Hall. Willie Mabry Gay. Hamilton
Smith, Martha Mccall, Annie Louise
F'eninear. Elsie Hammond, Minerva
Jones, Lille Booth. Henry Byrne, F'loro-
mond Green Marjory Matthews and Eva
Thompson.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-05-08
Warmers Safe Cure

is an absolutely safe and permanent
remedy for all diseases of the liver 1t
corrects the functional trouble by in
creasing the flow of bile into the bow
els to healthy standard and keeping
1t so. 1t aids in removing the waste
material that obstructs the circulation
of the liver, and by It's tonic and puri-
flying properties brings to. condition
OF perfect harmony all the organs Of
the body. l4-f
1t is made from the fresh juices of
plants and medicinal roots, gathered
at the proper season in various quar-
tiers of the globe. Men skilled In bot
any and chemistry compound it. Put
up in soc and $1.OO sizes and sold by
druggists everywhere.
In diseases of the liver the bowels
are usually constipated on account Of
the flow of bile being lessened. You
should take Warmers Safe Pills, pure
ly vegetable, absolutely free from in
furious substances, a perfect laxative.
lucy w NY 6iAP0 VI ioo'O oily u"o
after effects. rs cents box.
TO convince every sufferer from
disease Of the liver, kidneys, bladder
and blood that WARMERS SAFE
CURE will absolutely cure, sample
bottle and also a sample box Of War
ners Safe Pills will be sent FREE
OF CHARGE, postpaid, to any one
who will write WARMERS SAFE
CURE COMPANY, Rochester, N. w.,
and mention having seen this liberal
offer in the Birmingham Age-HeraId.
The genuIneness Of this offer 10
fully guaranteed by the publisher.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-05-08
AUBURN MAN PLANS
DEMONSTRATION
EXPERIMENTS Foa BENEFIT OF
FARMERS OF FRANKLIN COUNTY.
BIG VERDICT RENDERED IN CIR
CUT COURT

Russellville. May 7.-(Special)-Prof. L.
N. Duncan of the Auburn experiment sta
ton and Prof. Thomas H. Robertson,
Superintendent of education, have ar
ranged to conduct farmers demonstra-
lions in Franklin county, commencing on
Thursday, May u, at Phil Campbell. On
Friday May 10, they will conduct ex-
periments and demonstrations at Bel
green, and on Saturday. May IA, at p.
m. they will hold a big demonstration
and rally in Russellville. Mr.. Duncan will
try to make arrangements with State
Commissioner Of Agriculture ]. A. Wiki
inson to be here and deliver a lecture
on his experiments while he has been
state commissioner of agriculture and
Industries. In that way the farmers of
Franklin county will be aroused to their
possibilities If they will only grow the
things that are best adapted for the
different soils that exist in Franklin
county
Tharp Springs camp No. 43s, Woodmen
of the World, will unveil monument
erected to the memory of the late w. T..
NdCGulIS III tHo lhdi opiiheS SSiiSsSi ,
on Sunday May %. Travis Williams of
Russellville will deliver the address in
memory of the deceased.
Robert P. Cleere of Russellville and
Miss Versie Dodd of Nauvoo were quietly
married at the brides home last Thurs
day afternoon. This marriage was q
complete surprise to their many friends
IN Russellville and elsewhere Mr.. Cleere
has been manager of the Russellville ex-
change of the Southern Bell Telephone
and Telegraph company for several years.
Circuit court, which has been in ses-
sion since Tuesday morning, is now
first case to come up before the court
was that of several sub-constractors of
the Tally Bates Construction company
against the Illinois Central or Western of
Alabama RAILROAD. Several years ago, the
Tally Bates Construction company were
given verdict of $250000 against the
railroad. for work which the construc-
tion company had done in laying the
track, grading the road and completing
the railroad through the western part of
Franklin county. The railroad company
carried the case to the Alabama supreme
court, who reversed the decision of the
court because of the fact that the Tally
Bates Construction company failed to
take out the necessary state license be-
fore doing business in the state. The
case will probably occupy the balance
of this week.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-05-08
SPRING SIGNS ON THE
SKIN
eimples, Itching Spots, EruptiOns,
BIOtchea, Fever BIisters.

DlOtcneh, FtFeF bi1stcTss
The little blotches, itching spots
eiscolorations pimples, fever blisters
etc, which appear on the skin at this
time of the year, indicate that the
pores are overtaXed in their work OF
helping to renovate the system
little proslam applied as soon as these
troubles show will cause them TO
quickly disappear, leaving the skin IN
perfect condition to perform its duties
In skin troubles of every FORM az
fecting both infants and adults, poslam
produces beneficial results from hrst
application, stopping all itching at
once Eczema, acne, herpes. letter ana
similar diseases yield to 1t readily
Poslam Is non-greasy, flesh-coloreo
and cannot be detected in the daytime
When used for scaly scalp, dandruff,
boils, sores, chatting, hives, ETC., IT
drives away soreness and cures rapid
ly.
Poslam is on sale for so cents at
Jacobs Pharmacy as we'll as all drug
stores. But supply sufficient for
most minor troubles. to clear the com
plexion overnight and rid the face OF
pimples, will be sent free OF charge
TO any one who will write to the
Emergency Laboratories. 81 west
Twenty fifth street, New York City.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-05-08

going at the rate of about 80 miles an
hour and the machine was also travelling
at a fast pace. The driver of the car,
Don Kennedy, was unable to bring his
to a stop and the motorman did
not succeed in checking his car.
The car struck the automobile an awful
blow. totally wrecking 1t. In the car at
the time of the accident were j. r.
Evnns, a salesman of the Iron City
Realty company, and two ladies, to
whora he had been showing property near
Ressemer. These escaped with minor
bruises, but the driver. Kenney. had his
arm badly crushed. He was rushed to
Birmingham and taken to a hospital,
where his wounds were dressed. His in
jurles are not serious.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-05-08

MONTGOMERY, May Especial. )-The
nomination of w. d. Seed for lieutenant
governor at the state democratic primary
of Monday means that there may be
trouble for the local option plan that now
seems to be working out among the men
in the O'Neal following, for, while O'Neal
ran on a platform that provided for trial
of the present laws, the general under
standing grew as the campaign progressed
that it would mean local option If he were
elected In fact, the most of the Mallory
men had come to the conclusion that
decided change in the prohibition laws
is necessary.
Views of Mr.. Seed
It may be safely stated that Mr.. Seed
does not regard that local optionists had
any part in his election. On the other
hand he was an amendment man, has been
a statewide prohbitionist for years and
promoted that idea and that plan or
liquor control all the time of the last
campaign. ION all my literature Upheld
statewide, and it was a dominant part
OF my speeches. he said. However he
would not discuss what his course would
be, other than to say that he gets his
instruction from the people who have
voted him into office by a majority al
most as large as that secured by the sue
cessful candidate for the head office of
the state He believes that the people
knew they were sending into the place
real prohbitionist.
Whit of the Platform
The impression has grown up that the
convention that comes here May II will in
clude in a party platform local option
idea of some kind, and there is much talk
as to what course Seed will pursue. In
case he takes his cue from the vote he
received he will no doubt refuse to run
on any platform that carries any less
than his ell-known opinions expressed
In speech and on paper, committed him
to- In other words, he may, and is likely
to- be governed by the vote rather than
any convention utterance. Just how much
power he will have is not determinable,
but If he gets to name the senate COM
mittees, and he thinks he will, he may
make enough trouble to block much in the
way of legislation that others expected to
be easy of execution with cSe aroused
feeling for local option.
Senate Committees
Dr. r. M. Cunningh am, the first lieu
tenant governor under the new law.
refused to appoint the committees,
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-05-08
Alleged Tigers Raided

A force of deputies from Birmingham
in connection with the local sheriff's Of
flee made a thorough haul of the viola
tors of the prohibition law this morning.
The raid was very successful and about
four barrels of beer and whisky were
secured. This was taken to the office OF
George w. Jones and will be held there
until disposition Is made of 1t from head
quarters. The beer was first-class, as
was the whisky. Mr.. Jones has almost
enough confiscated whisky and beer to
start small saloon He keeps the wet
goods under lock and key and Is very
much In fear of burglars. 1t is very prob
able that large part of 1t will be de-
stroyed soon, which will cause great grief
In Bessemer, as some of the whisky has
been In storage since the inauguration of
prohibition and Is getting mellow. The
men arrested are Mat Sapp. two counts;
Ches Hagler two counts; John Howard,
colered, two counts. Other warrants have
been issued but the time Is not ripe for
theia to be served, in the opinion of the
officers.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-05-08
RufuS Anderson Dies

Oneonta May 7.-(Special.)-Rufus
Anderson, one of the old citizens OF
this county died last night at y
o'clock. Mr.. ANDERSON was one of the
rural delivery men and one of the first
sppointees in this section He was
man who carefully looked after his
route and was well liked by the patrons
On route No. /, where he will be sorely
missed He leaves a wife and four sons
and a host of relatives and friends to
mourn his death. The body will be in
tered at the old Lebanon cemetery to-
morrow at IL o'clock.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-05-08
A Skating Part,
To Give Musicale

The music lovers of Selma anticipate
two evenings of rare pleasure during
the coming week. The first event is
the Selma Music Study clubs public re-
cital on Tuesday evening in the audi
torium of the Young Mems Christian
association.
On Thursday evening the doors of the
Academy of Music will be opened on the
occasion of a musical comedy to be pre-
scented by an able company composed of
Sewanee students. The students will be
coinplimented on Wednesday night with a
dance at the Central City club.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-05-08

At this time of the year the system
has clogged up, the pores are closed,
the blood is thin and the circulation
is poor You have no energy for
business or pleasure. You suffer from
headaches and sleeplessness. Your
skin is yellow and your tongue is
Coated. Food does little good. All
these indicate that your liver is not
doing it's work and the bile is not be-
ing carried off. You need something
to awaken the liver.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-05-08
Automobile Accident

What narrowly escaped being a fatal
acc ident occurred late this afternoon on
the South Bessemer car line, when the
automobile of I. r. McCarty. which was
driven. by Dan Kenney. was struck by an
out going Bessemer car. The accident
took place at Sunnyside station at which
place the macadam road from Bessemer
cruises the car line. The street car was
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-05-08
SEEDS NOMINATION MEANS
TROUBLE FOR LOCAL OPTION
FOLLOWING IN ALABAMA
BY HERVEY w. LAIRD

holding to the belief that this was
the duty of the president pro tenn. an
elected part of the body. However,
when Henry B. Gray came in at the
beginning of the present administra-
ton, he took the position that it was
his right and he was upheld by the
senate. 1t might be that the senate
would refuse to indorse this position
with regard to Mr.. Seed, but 1t hard
~ looks reasonable to expect that 1t
would as such action, in view Of
the position taken at the time of Mr..
Grays contention, might give the I'M
preston of reputation of the new man.
In other words, the senate upheld The
position as taken by Mr.. Gray. Could
it, without insult to the presiding Of
hcer. refuse the same course with Mr.
Seed.
Talk Is General Here
This is the most vital part of the
outlook and may have its effect on rhe
action of the convention. With an
almost certainty that Mr.. Seed may ar
tagonize local option If put into the
platform, would the organization be
wise in forcing it upon him and take
the chance of his enmty in his con-
troll of the senate as an organization.
This gives rice to the belief that after
all the convention may go light lust
here, leaving the future to take care
OF itself sc far as changes in the licilor
laws go. While Mr.. Seed has refused
TO discuss what he will do, he did say
that Mr.. O'Neal, as we'll as himself,
was nominated on a platform that
provided for giving the present laws
fair trial. Local option 1t Is CON
tended, will not be giving them a calr
trial. Anything short of letting the
statutes stand as they are will not be
giving a fair trial. the prohibitionists
think.
Spraginx Mr.. O'Neal
With regard to the position of .Le
dominant faction, led by Colonel
O'Neal, and there seems no doubt that
this is in line with the majority eff
the people, even those who were for
Mallory, in large measure, r. E. Spra.
gins, nominated to the senate from
Madison county, says: Mr.. Mallory and
his leading supporters declared again
and again that he was for the present
state wide laws. Mr.. ONeal was for
local option. Mr.. O'Neal has received
a ma jority of the votes of the party and
through that vote the convention is in
structed to retain local option" he
also urges that the vote for Mr.. ONeal
instructs the legisla ture to provide local
option, in line with the wishes of the
people thus expressed.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-05-08
REPUBLICANS TO
PUT OUT TICKET
PARTY IN ETOWAH COUNTY BE-
COMING ACTIVE CAR WORKS
EMPLOYEES ENJOY ANNUAL PIC
NIC-COUNTY PRIMARY

Gadseen, May 7.-(Special.) THE repub-
licans of the county will hold their con-
vcntion in this city on Saturday, May q,
three weeks from today. 1t is the inten-
ton to put out full ticket to fight with
the democratic nominees of the recent
primaries for the offices There is also
much discussion of the proposition of put
ting republican in the field to contest
with ONeal for the gubernatoral honors.
1t is thought by them that considerable
vote could be secured from the democrats
If u man were put out that would stanGs
for the enforcement of the present prohi-
bition laws and giving them fair trial
before they are condemned.
The employees of the Gadsden car works
are enjoying their annual vacation picnic
today at East Lake. A special train OF
ten coaches was required to transport the
merrymakers. The party left early this
morring and will return about dark this
evening. The crowd numbered more than
a thousand men, women and children.
The eight candida ties who are to run in
the second primary, to be held on next
Saturday In which selections are to be
made for probate judge, sheriff, solicitor
and for commissioner in the Second dis
triet, are all working like beavers, and 1t
~ di'tltlpdltQ tidl TIE vote pOileu Will
not fall far short of that last Monday.
III all but the judges race the men have
pretty even start. and the race will be
spirited 10 the finish. Herzberg's ma
jority for probate judge is such lead
that his opponent has a Herculean task
on his hands to win. but he is going
ahead with apparent full confidence that
he will win out.
The rural mail route that ran out of
Mountainboro, this county, has been dis
continued and one in its place will be
operated from Boaz. The route was
known as Mountainboro No. l and Will
Ja-.I fta, ba M
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1910-05-08

Bishop E. p Allen of Mobile will con-
firm a class of q tomorrow morning at
the ST. Aloysius Catholic church. Bishop
Allen made special trip to Bessemer to
confirm the class, which is an unusually
large one.
Tie Rev. NJ X. Thornton. pastor of the
First Baptist church, announces the reg
ular services tomorrow. In the morning
he will preach on the Lords Supper"
from Matthew XVI. $500 At night mis-
subject will be, THE Wages of Sin Is
DEATH" from Romans, xi, %. On Tues
day the Rev. Thornton will leave for Bal
tiinore to attend the Southern Baptist
convention. He will be absent week.
There will be the regular services at the
First Methodist church tomorrow, the pas
tor the Rev. j. r.. Sturdevant, preaching
both sermons. The members of the church
feel much encouraged at the progress
made by the committee that was APP
pointed recently to solicit funds for the
new church.
The Rev l. F. Swallow will occupy the
pulpit at both morning and evening SER
vices at the First Presbyterian church to-
morrow. In the morning he will preach
on Child Baptism at night his sub
ject will be Christ, Our Refuge
There will be the regular services at the
First Christian church tomorrow The
Pastor, the Rev. d. P. Taylor, will preach
both sermons The Christian church is
planning great things for the future after
the very successful revival just closed.
Over 60 additions were made to the
church.
There will be the regular services at the
Jonesboro and Brighton churches. the
regular pastors officiating.