The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1910-05-05

Relatives VIII quickly creep
In their holes to die like sheep
Leave it TO the Kid button
Judge.
Ole Clymcr tells a new Cantillon
story that b. well worth repeating u
happened 60 Washington last year
Joe. 80 the story goes. was put ou'
on the coaching line whooping it up
for the senatorial lost cause. \ Wash.
in,on fan called ont 20 him through
q megaphoue and Joe thinking that
il was the summons of % personal
friend. urtod and walked over 20 the
stand
We'll Joe. you are doing pretty
Vcl This season. said tho fan You
have one club 200 nrst place ans 900.
other ir last place That, dividing mp
all right"
Yes YOU bcetlc-faced bone.head.
re'ortod the infura'ed Joseph. but
youll take notice tha, the club own
is in the first place
Minneapolis was leading the Amer'.
can Association race at tha, time. And
they do say that the WASHINGTON fans
nave never forgiven Joe for sending
Crayath. CIymer and others TO the
Minneapolis club Minneapolis Jour
nal
Frank Bcrtram, well known actor
tells the following story.
Il was playing at Leicester during
the fair week. and in the market
place there were several merry.go-
rounds. / noticed one melancholy indi
vidual who. despite the fact that he
was apparently suffering greatly. per.
sisted 30 riding on one OF the merry.
gorouuis. Eventually spoke to him
and asked him II he liked Il.
The man replied. no. don't like
II bit the blessed thing makes me
III"
Il tren asked him why he persist.
ed IN riding and his reply was: Il
can't help IT, The man who owns this
roundabout owes me money. and the
only way | can get even is by taking
IL out In rides Judge.
tt
This makes me sick Here's an
other Englishmen wanting us TO omit
the third stanzas OF The Star Spang.
led Banner" because it's offensive to
the British Wen. should say not!'
cried the eXcitable patriot What?
cue out a single line of the dear old
song that every true American loves
and knows as he does the prayers he
learned at his mothers knee Never
You're right" was assented heart.
ily. But, by the way, how does that
stanza go?"
How does II go? Why-er-let me
see. I've got blamed poor memory
for songs anyhow. Just start IL for
me"
Gee, cant. If you'd give me the
verse before"
Il can't. But, say-ain't it an out.
rage? ?'-Cleveland Leader.
It
Nine. Rejane has her own way of
conducting rehearsals. no doubt bas
ed on her teaching abilities. On one
occasion she was endeayoring 10 i'm
press upon a young actor the neces-
sity of tragic expression
But have never been through such
an experience" the other pleaded.
We'll, then rctortcd the actress.
Imagine you have lost three or four
hundrel louis at baccarat and that you
have been dismissed from the com.
pany"
His face fell
There you have IT, said she. Keep
that expression and YOU will win"
For a young woman who could not
weep to order she tried a heroic cure
Very well; will take the part
away from YOU. You are no, pretty
enough
This had the desired effect and the
floodgates opened
Weep like that and YOU will be the
hit Of the piece exclaimed Reiane.
triumphantly.-M. \. p, London
II
Here's a story that has been going
the rounds for a week or so Several
have told IL as one OF recent vintage
Maybe it is ana maybe il isn't. For
all the present writer OF II knows. II
may be as old as the stories OF The
Old Testament Anyway. here it is:
\ ready made clothing merchant by
the name Of Isaacsou had store
right between two rival clothing deal.
ers. II" was arranging one fine day
to announce fire sale, clearance
sale or something OF that sort 20 stir
up business. but the next morning