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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-05-04
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Sir StaatsIenat:
g8ir iirlo altoriiiert, GERM Sui III
81 II als &anbibat fir Bieberipn5l
fir BEN Staatsfenot onsutliibieeil.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-05-04

Cine eigenartige S9millOcl-
gel6i6te bot oas 2anogeridjt in 9on-
noper bei6Gftigt. Set Dem porigen
CONNER fta1lb eine beiratsluitige,
81 Sabre oIte @ittlpe aus Greshen
nit Der ebenfaas bort mobnenoeit
y@abriagerin uno Seaieberin4 Dora
Mroort geb. Seitfelo, ulo oerea
@elfersbelfer, Dem S6ubma6er Self
ner, megen abi6lub eines Ghebiino-
niiies nit Dem angeblihen Ganmer-
BERN b. Billion, Der @eionbter ar.l
braunibapeigiihen &ofe iein ioate,
in @erbinoung. b. 8iilolp, Der ais
8eiiber eines Wilfionenpernlogens
be5eidnet mllroe, muroe in ieiner
9lbmeienbeit nit Der @ittme ypor-
(obt" Die slngeflagten idiuinoelten
Der ilnglaubli6 leidtsldubiaen @itt-
lpe nor, oer-gar nibt eriltirenoe =
6err b. Billion lperoe ii6 oelnnd6lt
in Heit nit ibr nerinablen, iie ioro-
ten ibr ongebli6 bon Dem pornebmel
grdlttigam berriibrelloe glnmen-
ipenben rno 8riefe iino fiibrten lie
enblib nod 8raunl6ipeig nm0 San-
noper, mo oas S6ipinblerpaar no.
denlane ollf Soften Ser @ittiue lebte.
glls 0ieie, Die nod rno nah ibren
u8reltnoen" sur glusltattllng oes
Seims Der 8ufiinftigen 6rmt 8aro-
min runo $4,000 Marf botte iiber-
geben miiiien, uneeouloig muree,
madte gairoorf ibr unter gor8eigung
gefGll6ter 8apiere peis, Serr b.
Billion babe Die 8erleibung oes
aoels on ieine 9raut burhgeiesi
uno peroe nun bolo nod Sannoper
fonnen, nm lie bein5ufiibren. Ser
23idbriae Sobn ser 5rau oedtC
enolih Ben S6ipinoel auf ino Der
onlaBte Die 8erboftilne oes @ouner
poores. 8om @erid)t, Dos gegcr
gfiroorf uno aellner auf ie 1 u Sabl
@Seiangnis erfannte, lpllroe ben
Shminolern ltrafmiloerno Die iibert
| groBe 2eihtgldubigfeit Ser g8ithr(
3ugute geholten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-05-04
san Antonto, Mittmoa ben q. Mfai 1910.

III aeipiiier 8e8iebung lpieoerbolt
ueroen nliiiien. Sn aunitfreiiell
Dotte Der aSro5eB groBes s(nfleben
erregt, oa oie sl1geflaaten 8erfe
eriter Meiiter, oarunter 2enbad),
&aulbad, 0efregger, Melt5aa 8of-
lin, 1boe, u1m., fali6ten, Die Sallifi=
fate als Originate Derfauften uno
einen beoeutenofn Sonoel oanlit
6etrieben. battenaa.~ @esell oreier
uGergeben Der 8eibilfe 5u einent
8erbreden oes gelpinniiibtiget @e-
brauhn1a1ens BON elmer fal1bett
8ripotnrfunbe be5n. pegen bier Ser
geben Der 8eibilfe gu poaen0etcll
be5m. neriu6tem 8etrug" ioate ii6
oonals aud Ser SSngenieur 5eorg
5idtner perantporten, er ent5og iib
ieood) our6 Die Slu6t Ser 8erbaf=
tung. Die 8erbanolung gegen i'm
muroe oesbolb einitneilen ausge-
ieet. Seine Mitangeflogten oic
gum Sell iiber Elm .sSobr in Inter
iudun6sbaft iaBen, nuroen 5n
5trafen BON 3 Sabren 6 Monaten
3u6tbaus bis gu 9 Wonaten @e-
fangnis berunter berurteilt. sSibtner
ioa fi6 mabreno oes Bro5elles in
2onoon oufgebalten baben. ,cieier
Gage lit er na9 Wfiinden 3liriidae-
febrt, mo- er Iofort perbaftet mur6e.
9as 9enfmal. fir oen bariibnt-
ten gerliner &onlifer 8oal 91o-
mas, oas ieit mebr ols finn eSabren
auf Dem 8orplase einer 1entnlals-
Sobrif ONT 9eeuen Siiriiethrunner
@ea 5u gbarlottenburg ltebt, Miro
III oieiem Sriibiobr on @rabc oes
&iinltlers olf Dem sSriebboie ser
&oiier 8ilbelm @eod6tnis-air6e
aufeeiteat perben. 9as 9enfmabl
bat eine eigenartige @ei6ihie. @mil
Ebonos itorb am t9. Sepienber
1904, nnb nod ieinem 3obe bei6loi-
len oie 9)iitglieoer bes Metropol=
Sbeaters ibrem neritorbencl Sole
gen an ieinem @rabe Elm 9enfnlal
5u Ieben. Gs nuroe au6 bcrgeIte1t,
aber oie @ittlpe oes 8erltprbellen
pollte lire 3ultimnune nur inter
getufiien 8eoingungen igebell 81,
oeren grfiillnng oie WaitglieOer ocs
Metropol- -sbeoters ii6 ieoo0 nid)i
entidlieBen fonnten. Sn3milben
botte eine 8ripot-Sbeaterg
Dem 8eritorbenen einen 0eoenfitein
am @rabe geiebt. ghtn erolidl batte
Die @ittme ibre @enebmigung gege-
ben, unb Die Mufitell1ng bes Denf-
mails miro in Ser n11lten 3sit erfol-
gen. gs beltebt aus eineln ettua
orei Waeter boben Sbelisfen aus
i6mar5em i6Deoiicben @ronit uue
5eiet al1f Ger 8orberieite Das lebensA
poae 8ron3ebilo oes @ntf6lafenell.
9arunter lieit man: .pier rubt
gnlil Sbpmas, Ser Mltneiiter bes
8erliner @unlors."
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-05-04
&arneiuals-N -Nad)iuebcn.

Gpriibcr lift bet 2arnebal
Mtit Mllent mas er bradJte.
Bun bem ein jeber, Der bier mar,
Giel Gnr5,uetl bat Mnb laG1tc.
3ie id)5me Goienfbnisim
Nait ibren sSersuginnen",
Die baben furse 3eit regiert
unn 5pgem hann BON hinnen.
Sas 8lnmenfeft iuar aud gams nett,
gSie es ia ait eriuarten,
Gs glidj gang Sun MntDnip
'gient tunmberif]1nen 0artem.
limb aud bic meme 2uftidiffabrt
&efanen iuir sm ieben,
Spd] mmkte 6is sum- ySair" .8lake
Wsan fabren pber seben.
Mudj mas nod ipnit sebpten tparb,
Wsan als gering nidlt adbte,
Drum es mad San MntDniD
Imh niele 0afte bradjte.
Sic StraRem iuarem iiberfillt
Wiit Sent, bDm na6 nnh ferne,
Senn mud ber Stabt her Mlamo
Sa fomn,t eim Seber gerne
9ah iuenn nan 10 seiuanbert bot
Die Straken anf nnb nieber,
Sndbt man aud sur Grbolmng aui,
SIC Sneipe gut itnh bieber.
@tan mill nit einem smtem SfiMf.
Sic niiben @lieber itarfen,
Der tuabre Wsanm fragt nidts bama9,
Wenn es bic Mtmfer merfen.
tlub uuflt SIR gntem Stat, 10 laft
@nd ~ Ia IN p=8 E r" scbcn,
Gs tit has 8eite, iuas i6r je
@enpiien ba6t i'm 2eben.
tlmb idjiucIst SIR in Grimnerums
Nn bieie idJ5nem Seiten,
SD iDa Gnd has ~ a 1T p=S ter"
Mud babel treu begleitem.
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0as 9otbeten lit oas 1eeucih


ouf Dem @ebiete oes fronuuen
96tpinoels. sSSn Dem Daperiiden
8reitenlob iit cine 8auerlll. sOeut.
ter BON neun ainoern, oie ib1etl
Mann gerne los iein rnoftc, lueil cr
gu eroBen 9llrit BOT nno iebr erob
iein ioa Cine frosnne S1lpinoIc-
rim gliie MeDer Der iie l5rc gsot
flagte, erbot lid. BEN ganas totSn-
beten. gier Sabre lang oauerte oie-
ie Sotbeterei, ano Die 8auerim mnB..
te etlpa 1000 Marf nod nno ladl
oafiir opfern, aber Der 8auer nloGtc
niht i'm geringlten Mnitalte,., alts
oieler @elt 81 l6eioen, nieJn1e6r
idnedte ibln oas gter INNER belier.
Grit olrf anbere 2eute nuroe ser
S6minoel rudbar; oas @ericht
nabm iid) Der Sode on iu1o oerur.
teilte Die Sotbeterin 8u feds @od,en
Saft.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-05-04

Heide 8eltte n1a6ten lene Die.
be, Die IN oen Bfarrbof 81 9to5tot
(8e5irf Starfenbad) einbraden. Sic
mllBten offenbor, no Der Yforrer ieill
@elo uno feline @ertpapiere allf6e-
mabrt bate, oenn obne oob lie ge-
itort muroen, gelang es ibneil, eine
idmor5e Sanoeelotaide nil 20
3man5igfronenitiiden eine 5lpeite
init einer so &ronen=geote ui1o 6
bis s Siinffrnneritiiden, 4 3tuan5ig.
fronenitiifen uno 5ipei so &ronen-
geoten, oie in einem 8u1e oufte-
mobrt paren, auf5ufinoell nno Al,
iteblen. 9lnBeroem er6ei1teten iie
bier Sparfalienbii6er auf 500 &rn.
men, 1000 &ronelt nno 5000 &ro.
men nno o6t Observation-Disclosures iiber
ie 6000 bis 1000 &ronen.
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Sin GDiue lic6folt elm ainS.

ssSn Bittsburg liebfoite ein ipilber
20tpe sic Sano zines &inoe5, meldes
oieie in leinen &afis itedt. Sic @e-
fobren Ser &inoer iinb oft GROCER,
ipie mir abnen. 3auienOe lterbeu
an Grfaltuneen, Grup nno ae,ldbit-
iten, Die our6 Or. &ings Sem 9ls-
coperD gerettet iperoet folulteu. Sc
Gents uno $1.00. 8eriuhflni6en
frei. 8arontiert BON allelt 0rnggi.
ten.
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0as seras Isnnber

BELT alle gteren, 8lafen ilno rbell-
lnatilde 2eioen; bei alien Orl'gei1teu
ooer 9 monatlide 8ebanoluHg per
Goit fir 81. Or. 6. @. Sol, 1926
Slibe Ctr, ct. 2ouis, Mo. 5brei6i
fir 3eugniiie.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1910-05-04

9ienitog oberto lit &ooiepefi
bon &openbagen nod gDriitiania
abeereiit. glm lesten Gage ga5 ibnI
Oie Staot &openbogen nod EN- gro
Bes Diner.
= Die Seoeral 9anfing Gp., eins
amerifanii6e ganf in Der Saupt-
itoot Wterifo, bat ibre Siiren ge-
idlolien.
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~ Neo'''' po'' 1'o'ell'.,I .s.s:
SO. A. Son merifo. ...i.5o spI mad1,n.
800 mora.
gbfahrt -
SO. 4 yad benz Noroeu. 4 .55 no,hm
SO. g. Wad1 benz Wor6em. s 90 n6snbs
30. 10 egpreb na9 searns.
SO. 5 -gaab gaegitu. 700 mors' p
$40. 4 -2ocaG na9 2areoo (gentiGt)
:. ;. !. .... 300 abenos.
9. y. & u. 8. Sabn.
go. 1-eOuiton u. 5. aiias 200 alahm
$50. 5-&iitenitdbte. lib nadpn
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Erebiger aeImdlt.

SSn ser epaneelii6-proteitall
@emeioe gum beiligen @eift i'll
Srieori6sburg miro elm guter Bre-
bigger geiu6t, fir Die am 1. anglft
1910 oofont tperoenoe Stelle. &C.
baIt 5000 per Sobr. Naberes su er-
froeen BEL oem Sefretar Scr &c
nteinoe, Iag. Spft,
Srieorihsbure Eeras
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-02-13

"Ye-es says Aunt Laura, Il always did think
that copper red shade of hair real pretty Come
right in, Torchy while Marie gets you some cake
and cup of tea
Il amt turnin' the shoulder to any cake, says [;
but you cut out the tea
Well, say, inside of three minutes from the start
I'm planted comf'table in one of the libry chairs,
eatin' frosted cake with both hands, while Marie's
off hustlin' up lemonade and fancy crackers.
Course it was somethin' of shock such quick
shift that. l amt got glimmer as to what Aunt
Lauras end of the game but SO long as the home
made pastry holds out was good nailed to the
spot. She seems to get heap of satisfaction
wwatchin' me eat, almost as much as though she
feedn ground glass to her best enemy. You've
seen that kind that you can stand well enough until
smn enough to make cat get its back up,
and you could tell she didn't really mean it, well
if she'd said Now I'm gon' to give you an imitation
of somebody that's pleased"
And all the time She was dealin' out line of talk
that was as smooth as wet asphalt. Most of it was
hot air nat she said Benny been gvn to her about
me, and now sweet Mildred thought was
THAT should have been my cue; but l was too
busy with the cake.
Miss Morgan is such dear girl, isn't she?" says
Aunt Laura.
".Uh.huh" says l. pokin' in some frostin' that
had lodged on the outside.
You quite well acquainted with her, aren't
your" says she.
Um-m-1n-n," says |.
Let's SIS sea- gees on Aunt Laura what is it she
"Clickety click, ding-gg" says I, maxim motions
with my fingers.
"Oh, typewriting!' says she. But l suppose
she was very skilful at it?''
'Oh, she bird" says l.
See what happenin'? l bein pumped.
It was moren that too Everything knew about
Mildred, and lot guessed at, emptied out of me
like she usin' one of these vacuum cleaners
my head. When l gets to telling about the place
out West where Mildred lived before she and her NAV
hit New York, Aunt Laura jumps up.
oh know some people who lived there once,
says she Il wonder if any of them knew Miss
Morgan?
With that she picks up the desk phone and gives
a call Did they know any Miss Morgans out there?
Yes, Mildred Morgan Really! brother too?
How interesting! Who he, and what was he
doing last? What! In the State penitentiary!
That enough for Aunt Laura. She hangs up
the receiver and says to me-
boy. when you get back to the Office tell Mr..
Robert l want to see him. Come, you'd better be
going now.
1t was case of Here's your hat-whats your
hurry?''
Say" says l, don't you go to swallowin any tale
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-02-13

wath in Jail
THAT settles it, Benny" says Mr.. Robert IF
that's the way you feel, I'll stand by YOU"
Maybe Aunt Laura want wild, though when she
finds she can't block the game was handlin' the
Office switchboard the afternoon she calls Mr. Robert
up give him the rake over, and the old girl
up the wires until she has the lghtnln arresers
out of business 1t comes out too that she's
Bennys bein' married because she sees the finish OF
her steady job as boss of the house the avenue
She can't queer Mr. Robert, though
Benny seems to have clear idea as to just whom
he wants to marry, says he and that's enough for
me- If Miss Morgan has brother in the peniten-
tiary, and Benny doesn't mind. I'm don't
I've known lots of fellows who wished their brothers
in law were in the same place, Anyway, he'll not
trouble us by showing up at the wedding, even if
she did send him invitation
That's the kind of sport Mr.. Robert is. He's
dead game, and when you've got him for friend
you'll know who to send for if you should get
run in So we goes along gettin' ready for the
weddin' same's if nothin's happened. It's billed
for church hitch; but there amt been any adver-
tiSln' done, they don t expect any crowd Look
when they has it too-right at lunch time!
CHEE!" says l to Mr. Robert, who's running the
- thing, you must be playin' for a frost Now
if you'd hire of them Thirdave. halls and a
band, you might give 'em somethin' of send
off, but it'll be hard to tell this racket from of
these MONDAY. prayin' bees they has down in the
wholesale crock'ry district"
Mr.. Robert says that Benny bein' SO bashful, and
Mildred not KNOWN many folks on East they
wanted to make it quiet as they could.
It'll have pantomme show beat to death on
quiet" says l. Put the door, will you, so
l can keep awake joshin' the sidewalk cop?"
Mr. Robert says he thinks thatll be good place
for me- as they amt goin to let anyone in without
ticket and I'm used to shuntin' cranks. But, say
I'm SO ratified when get inside of that suit they
sent around for to that l don't know
whether I'm goin' up comm down: Honest that
coat made feel like l wearin' dress
didn't mind the striped pants,-they was all to the
good but them skirts fappin around my knees was
the limit.
Think had the face to spring that outfit the
folks at the boardin' house? Never in a year,
Why, of them Lizzie girls rangin' the block
would have guyed out of the borough. | just
folds the thing inside out my arm, like it
ones overcoat l was takn around to have
button shifted, and when | gets to the church l
slides up into the gallery and makes quick change.
Mr. Robert looks over and says one would
guess it
I'm hopn they DON'T" says l.
But as soon the carriages begun comm and |
gets busy calm for the seat checks forgets how
looks and stops huntin' for some place to stow my
hands. 1t was cnch job. There was only few
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-02-13

DON'T talk to me about weddin's! Sure, I've
been mixed up in one. Maybe there
orange blossoms and on; but all that's
handed me is bunch of lemon buds. Not that
I'm carryin' any crouch l might have known
better'n to butt into any such dom Long as l
stick to ben' head office boy knows who's what.
and what's which, and anyone that thinks they
give the double cross is welcome to a try; but
when it comes to sittin in at wilt-thou fest I'm
reg liar Cousin Zeke from the red mitten belt.
Maybe wouldn't have done so bad, though, if it
hadn't been for Aunt Laura. And say, mark 1T up
the bulletin right here, she amt my aunt! She's
Benny's 1 was ten' you how loaded Mildred,
our lady typewriter that was, into Mr. Roberts car
alongside of Bashful Benny and What came OF 1T,
want 1? And how Benny's so grateful that he
says I've got to be of the ushers?
Well it was all gon lovely, and the gen raj Office
force has Clipped in and bought EN- swell weddln'
present, and Benny's tailor has built me pair of
striped pants and John Drew coat and Mr.. NAL
lory's been coachin me how to act when chase the
folks into their seats and Piddies been loadin' me
up with polite conversation to fire off whenever l
shop as though the directors had voted extra
dividend-when I'm stacked up against Aunt Laura
and it begins to cloud in the west.
Aunt Laura is all Benny show up for family,
and after you got to know her you couldn't blame
him for wantln' to start in new deal. She's
one of them narrow eyed old girls that look
dig up more suspicious in minute than most
folks would in month. Ill bet if the angel Gabriel
should show up and send in his card she'd make him
prove who he was by playin' the horn.
TT was cinch she didn't mistake me for no angel,
when Mr.. Robert sends me up there to do an
errand for Benny. l want calm for aunts,
anyway, but just leavin' note for Wilson-that's
Benny's man-when this sharp nosed old party
comes rubbern into the front hall.
Marie says she to the girl what boy is this?
Where did he come from? Who does he want to
see? Don't you dare leave him alone for minute!"
That last touch gets me in the short ribs All,
say" says l, * do l i>ck ike hallrack artist"
''That'il do, young mani! Gays she. You may
not be as bad as you look; but l have my doubts
Same to you, ma am, and many of 'ern, says l.
Mercy" says she. What impertinence!'
Please, ma am" says the girl, ''Mr Ellins sent
him up, and L"
OH says the old one Then she gives me an
ToTchy," says /. "Ain't it snug fits'' ~
OH" says she again, and with the soft pedal
on. You're Torchy, your"
There amt any gettin' away from name like
that" says l.
Why says she, don her best to call up a smile,
what a bright young you are!"
Speciallyon top, saysI THROWN a wink at Marie.
Copyright. 1910. by sewen Ford All rights reserved
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-02-13

he guesses maybe he can talk HIM out
of wantin' to get married. He didn't
know Benny, though. These short. fat
dimpled boys are just the ones to fool
you, and when it came to tellin' Benny
about Brother Bill, that was dom time.
Benny works his lips at high speed sayin
that he don't believe it.
Anyway" says Benny, lit it.ln't
Bill I'm marrying. don't give cuth
for him. I'd juth ath thoon marry
Mildred if her whole doothed family
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-02-13
SHUTTING BROTHER Bill.
BY SEWELL FORD

about the Lady Mildred havn brother that's a
crook There's lots of Morgans besides her and p.
But all Aunt Laura does is hold the door open for
me; SO beats it, feelin about clipper though
I'd been turnn States evidence. The more
thinks of it, the cheaper feels Here I'd been pay
in myself for Mr. Foxy Cute and had let old lemon
squeezer like Aunt Laura wiring me dry!
lust what she's got up her sleeve about
> the penitentiary business, l didn't
know; but l want long in fndn' out
Next day there all kinds of row
Aunt Laura has looked up the invitation list for the
weddin:. and, sure enough, among the also
Mr.. William Morgan, with a State pententiary
address. With that and what she'd heard over the
phone, Aunt Laura makes out strong Was
she goin to stand by and see her only nephew marry
into family of jailbrds9 Not if she could help it
So she calls in Mr.. Robert and puts the layout be
fore him.
1t looks like bad mess, with Mildred the
toboggan; for Mr.. Robert has said he'd see what
could be done He don't promise anything; but
Benny's always been such willin' performer that
The Holbrook news., 1910-09-16

JAMES WILSON, secretary of agri- J culture, has been hot-footing 1t aft CT a Chicago man who had the temerity to sell Franklin MacVeagh. secretary of the treasury, barrel of bogus vinegar. MacVeagh bought the vinegar believing 1t was the real thing, the kind that father used to make o1 the farm, fit to put on let tuce and pickle pigs feet with and all that sort of thing.
 The looks and smell of the stuff made him suspicious, and so he hal looed for the pure food inspectors to come and examine. They reported the alleged vinegar was in reality adulterated and artificially colored and misbranded. A criminal informa- tion was filed against the luckless storekeeper and he was taken into the United States court, accused of deceiving and misleading MacVeagh.
The Holbrook news., 1910-09-16
Teeth Made From Paper.

One of the oldest uses to which pa per has been put Is that which has re- suited in the manufacture in Germany of artificial teeth. They are said to retain their color and are less likely to chip than ordinary false teeth. When the wine growers of Greece were badly off for wood with which to construct their casks they used pa per to make barrels.
 Out of the sheets of an Austrian pa- per an ingenious engineer constructed for his own use a small yacht, 20 feet long. In the construction of the hull, deck, masts, sails and rudder several thousand copies of the journal were used. Each plank required 2,500 leaves, and enormous pressure was used to procure the necessary solidity. Several countries have experimented with view to utilizing paper for the paving of roads and streets, but the cost was prohibitive.
The Holbrook news., 1910-09-16
Corpse" Aroused by Noise, Runs Away

'No," another man declared, 'T reckon it is a case of heat prostra- tion."
 q think he's just dreamin' about Jack Johnson's victory" said third.
 In the meantime the Emergency hos pital ambulance with changing gong arrived on the scene, and policeman with precipitation streaming down his face rushed up to the mouth of the alley and was forcing his way through the crowd to get at the supposed dead man.
 The noise aroused the "corpse" The prostrate figure slowly arose, dis closing the stalwaFt form of a negro.
 He gazed in astonishment at the crowd that blocked up the entrance to the alley and saw the policeman and white-coated Emergency surgeon el- lowing their way toward him. With a yawn and a stretch of his arms, the negro darted into the side door of printing office, slamming the door be- hind him.
 Investigation disclosed the fact that the negro has been employed at the printing establishment number of years. He said he was tired and went out into the quiet, cool alleyway to take a nap during the lunch hour. That was all.
The Holbrook news., 1910-09-16
Zoo Bear Trades Laughs for Peanuts

At least that was what it looked like. He was standing up on his launches, waving his right front paw over his head as a boy does when he means you to throw a ball high. The lady threw the peanut high and Old Ben got it-caught 1t in his mouth, at a distance of 20 feet. while the other bears in the cage ragged over missing 1t. The woman threw more, and kept throwing the peanuts till they were all gone, and every one she threw over the heads of the other bears, just to see Old Ben stand on his hind legs and motion for more.
 Ben learned this trick years ago, the keepers say, when he was a dancing bear. When he finally was put in the zoo he astonished the keepers by making signs to them to throw the best food over the heads of the other greedy animals to him. He always takes up his position in the back ground, motioning the keepers and let ting the other. bears fight at the iron bars. The result Is that he gets the biggest part of the dinner because it is so funny to watch his secret sig nals to the feeders.