Los Angeles herald., 1910-12-03

T1S truc but TOUTISIS
true Californian whether native born or by adOp-
Iton lives in his own home and in proportion to
his means he lives better and more comfortably
than he could live anywhere else in the whole OF
the United States.
The population of Los Angeles county is Son.
1911 and of San Francisco county 4l0,9lZ. There
are more people living here than can be found IN
San Francisco and San Diego counties added to-
pether; or San Francisco and Sacramento, tor the
matter of that Don't cheer. You'll wake the baby.
That's one the census man didn't get
Over in Honolulu they have been celebrating
the birth anniversary of former Queen Llliuokaani'
Evidently those Hawaiians know little about the
national game. Queen Lii went into the discard
some time ago.
A New York university professor is quoted as
saving that all the unmarried college women IN
America are freaks Well the hobbe will have
it's dav After that it will be time to attend to the
hats
With the end of the political campaign at land
and Doc Cook and Ethel Claire Leneve coming to
America nothing can save England from lapsing
into stupor at an early day.
If British campaigns are going to continue as
violent as the present it may be necessary tor
the speakers to return to the old English costume
of the DAYS of knighthood
Senator Joe Bailey the other day sold box OF
CIGARS for $1,000. If they were some OF his stock
left over from the campaign he ought to be prose
cuted for eXtortlon.
Pasadena is to have new fast electric connec-
ton with us over the S. P. tracks Anything that
brings town nearer Los Angeles ought to make
it happy
It IS predicted that if the Mexican revolution
succeeds it will be followed by another against
Madero-that the revolution will revolve, so 10
speak.
Emperor William has come out as a prohibi-
zionist He would hardly dare become cancl-
date for office on that issue before Teutonic voters
Eleanor Sears has been riding in flying ma
chine About the only strenuous sport Eleanor
has left to try is butting locomotive off the track
Dick Ferris Just naturally went up into the air
himself when he heard that the Wrights want $25,-
900 for sending three aviators to Los Angeles,
/ President Taft's forthcoming message to con
| eress will consist of between 5OOOO and 4oOOo
words. And it's the short session, too.
Billiards all over the east and hundreds pack
| ing their grips and saying between clicking teeth
! I"SOtrthern California Tor muh.
A strong anti-profanty society has been or
qanized in Washington. Are no privileges to be
| left to old Uncle Joe Cannon?
Go slow on that damage suit Hoarseness isn't
always a sign that your pipes are suffering from
eectrolysis.
There is a growing suspicion that the most act
| i've Mexican commander in the field is General
ICensOr.
President Taft might find in the Mexican rev.
oution an excuse for another unketing trip to the
border.
| Harry Thaw hasn't instituted any new pro-
ceedngs for his release in several weeks now.
There seems to be something almighty like
tautology in talking about the divorce evil"
Los Angeles is gaining distinction throughout
the country a town without Knockers
A well known composer says "all' womea are
songs" But not songs without words.
There are nineteen more shopping days before
Christmas. What's your number?