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The Glenwood post., 1910-12-17
CARBoNDALE

Al noon Thursday a double wedding
took place at the home of U. NJ. Trout
of Emma when Miss Alma Trout and
Charles Guisch and Edna Trout and
Willis Mallery We're united in mar
riage. Rev. Harris of Basalt perform
ing the ceremony.
Walter Grubb and wife of Niagara
Falls. n. Y. are visiting at the home
of f. H. Grubb at the ranch.
Miss Irene Bennett and mother and
Mrs. w. NJ Dinkel and Mrs. Louis
Silling were Glenwood visitors Satur-
day.
Miss Anna Stoddard, our local tele-
phone manager returned from months
vacation spent in Denver and other
points.
II. C. Jessup and Geo. Swigart went
to Denver Tuesday with train load
of cattle Mr.. Jessup will remain N
Denver for couple weeks.
Tom Bennett of Indiana, an old
timer in this part of the country arriV
| ed in town Saturday to see the coun-
! try and renew acquaintance.
! G. b. Taylor of Marble was shaking
hands with friends in town Thursday
d. w. Shores spent several days in
| Marble this week on business
DIR. Mccoy, wife and daughter who
have resided here the past few months
left Friday for their home in Mo.
John Weaver of Idaho came in
! Thursday morning. He will spend
some time here visiting friends and
! relatives.
j. NJ. Deane, mgr. of the Lead Kiny
mine at Crystal was attending to bus
mess in Carbondale Thursday
The Glenwood post., 1910-12-17
BASALT

Mrs. c. l.. Benbow expects to spend
the holidays in oklahoma
Mathew Hanson is in the employ OF
Carl Rother in the shoe and harness
shop.
l.. d. Templeton left Wednesday for
Twin Falls Idaho where he expects to
locate. His family will follow later,
Harry Hutrhens, the Basalt yard
foreman will spend Christmas with his
brother in Denver
j. G. Macrae was down from Norrie
visiting his family.
John Decker is suffering from bad,
ly bruised limb. 1t was injured by =
falling telephone pole while Mr. Deck
er was at work with the creosotin2
plant at Norrie.
J. w. Dunn is doing some carpenter
work for Price Sloss.
b. R. Fleetwood who has been in
the employ of the brokerage firm at
Butte Montana is visiting his parents
Mr.. and Mrs. w. r. Ellenwood
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Stockton werl
up from Cardiff doing their Christmas
shopping.
w. d. Phillips will soon leave for
his old home in England.
Mrs. Fannie Laphan spent SUNDAY
with her daughter Mrs. Nostrom al
Cardiff.
Miss Anna Wili,on made a shor;
business trip to Glenwood Sunday, re
turning on No. 1.
A double wedding will occur at the
home of the brides parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. U. NJ. Trout on the 10Th of Dec
ember. The following parties will be
united in the holy bonds of matrimonv
Mr.. Willis Mallory of Carbondale ana
Miss Edna Trout of Emma. Mr.
Charles w. Gieresh of Carbondale and
Miss Alma Trout of Emma.
The Glenwood post., 1910-12-17

If you are suffering from biliousness,
constipation, indigestion, chronic head
ache. invest one cent in a postal card,
send to Chamberlain Medicine Co., Des
Moines, Iowa, with your name and ad-
dress plainly on the back, and they will
forward you free sample of Chamber
Sold by all dealers.
The Glenwood post., 1910-12-17
ENDS WINTERS TROUBLES

To many, winter is a season of trou-
BILE. The frost bitten toes and fingers.
chapped hands and lips, chilblains, cold
sores, red and rough skins, prove this.
But such troubles fly before Bucklen s
Arnica Salve. A trial convinces. Great
est healer of burns, boils, piles, cuts,
sores. Eczema and sprains. Only Csc
at all druggists.
The Glenwood post., 1910-12-17

We have the most up-todate line of
jewelry in town and our prices are
right. SAM DOUGAN.
The Glenwood post., 1910-12-17

Go direct to Wyman s .Jewelry store
when in Glenwood if your watch needs
repairs. S13 Grand avenue.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
SAVED OLD LADY'S. HAIR

MY mother used to have very bad
humor on her head which the doctors
called an eczema, and for it had two
different doctors. Her head was very
sore and her hair nearly all fell out
in spite of what they both did. One
day her niece came in and they were
speaking of how her hair was falling
out and the doctors did it no good.
She says, Aunt, why don't you try
Cuticura Soap and Cuticura ONT
ment?' Mother did and they helped
her. In six months time the itching,
burning and scaling of her head was
over and her hair began growing. To-
day she feels much in debt to Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment for the fine
head of hair she has for an old lady
Of seventy-four.
My own case was an eczema in my
feet. AS soon as the cold weather
came my feet would itch and burn and
then they would crack open and bleed.
Then 1 thought l would flee to my
mothers friends, Cuticura Soap and
Cuticura Ointment. l did for four or
five winters, and now my feet are as
smooth as any ones. Ellsworth Dun
ham, Hiram, Me-, Sept. 80, 1909"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
Returning the Compliment.

Senator Theodore E. Burton of
Ohio, who is a bachelor and has never
been ensnared by the wiles of women,
tells story of young lady and a
Judge of his acquaintance. The for
mer was a witness in the latter's
court The prosecuting attorney had
repeatedly put to her questions which
she persistently evaded under the
plea that she did not comprehend his
meaning Whereupon his honor I'M
dertook to bring out the proper re-
sponses Leaning over he said in a
kindly and fatherly manner, Young
woman, why is 1t that you insist in
refusing to understand the questions
of counsel? You are a person of
charm, grace, beauty and more than
average intelligence, and"
Thank you, your honor" interrupt
ed the young woman, IF it were not
for the fact, judge, that I am under
oath would return the compliment"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
Moundlna the Kina,a EnaIlsh.

One of Washington's wealthiest
women is another Mrs Malaprop, and
ber acquaintance tell many weird
story Of her manipulation of the
Kings English. Once friend said to
her: Mrs. Blank, how we'll and
strong your daughter looks
eyes" was the answer, Mary is so
well; in fact, / think she is the most
indicate girl in Washington"
Another time some one said in ref
erence to Mary,s return from abroad,
aWhere is Mary nows" The mother
Malaprop answered, "She is at Paris
and she would spend all her time
there, if she could. She is the great
est Parasite have ever known"
She also informed some one that
her husbands costume at a masked
ball was very effective, that "he went
in the garbage of monk" Another
time her daughters hand was praised
for its beauty and she said; Yes,
Daisy has a beautiful hand, and the
next time we go to Italy we intend
having bust made of Daisy's hand"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
MOVED THE CAPITAL
GOVERNOR HASKELL OF OKLA
HoMA Diso5EYs COURT AND
MOVES HEADQUARTERS.
After Securing Temporary Quarters
for State Officials, the Chief Ex-
sVutive Issues Proclamation.
Explaining Reason for II.

Oklahoma Ctty.-Reaching here on
special train from Tulsa ON Sunday,
Governor Haskell and his secretary
opened headquarters in hotel. Ru-
mors throughout the day that the
governor contemplated making Okla
homa City the permanent seat of gov
eminent, as the bill which carried in
Saturdays election contemplated, were
confirmed when Governor Haskell is
sued a statement declaring that his
force would remain here. -
A local committee secured temper.
airy quarters for all the state officers,
and the removal of all officers prob
ably will be made in the face of an
injunction to the contrary granted in
Guthrie by District Judge Huston.
Governor Haskell has issued proc
lamatton declaring the bill carried and
Oklahoma City the permanent seat of
state government. The proclamation
is based on legal opinion rendered
him, in which it is held that since a
law initiated by the people becomes
""u|SliAdtASnIiJ SISSLlNS IHluuSuldtSly
upon its passage, Oklahoma City is
the permanent seat of government and
all official acts OF state officers in any
other place would be Illegal
The governor has also issued a
proclamation calling an election on
August for the submission of an in,
itiated proposition providing a con,
stitutional amendment to restrict the
right of suffrage, basing eligibility OF
franchise on educational qualifca,
ti0DS
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT
COMPLIMENT Smoker Had No Use for
the Bands, So What Was the
Difference.

There were four of them on the
rear platform OF a. car, thrown to-
gether, so to speak, by a rough track.
All were smoking. An odor, not Of
cigars, detracted somewhat from In
terest in the general conversation.
The odor became pronounced. One
OF the quartette cast about for a rea.
son. He saw one of his companions
complacently smoking a cigar that
had burned down past the fiaring red
band that girdIed it. There remained
no question of the source of the odor
Excuse me-" the discoverer said to
the complacent one, "your cigar band
is burning"
That's all right, old man." the com
placent one replied, Pm not saving
them"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
Aeronsuts Fall Into River.

St. Louis.-S. Louis Won Publ and
Wooster Lambert, aeronauts, fell into
the Mississippi river north of here on
Sunday. Both were rescued unhurt.
They assembled in the balloon St.
Louis III shortly after 8 o'clock, and
after sailing northward for two hours
found their ballast insufficient. The
balloon came down rapidly from a
height of thousand feet, but when
near the water settled easily. The
men were picked up by motor boats.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
Race Riot in Ohio.

Cleveland, Ohio.-A mob of about
1000 persons participated in a race
riot on Sunday, in which two police
men and white man were beaten. A
riot was prevented by the arrival of
all the police reserves, who succeed
ed in dispensing the mob. Six ring
leaders were arrested. The trouble
started when one of a gang of negroes
jostled a white man on he stand after
an alteration, knocking him sense
less. A policeman who attempted to
arrest the negro was attacked by the
negroes.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
Drank Wood Alcohol.

Cadillac, Mich.-A. |. McGaskill,
viii Martin and George Teachout are
dead and Clarence Smith and Lee
White are in dying condition as the
result, of drinking wood alcohol at
the Village of Meauwataka. McGask-
ills supply of whiskey ran out Sat
urday night and he conceived the idea
of mixing wood alcohol with sugar,
water and pop to complete night of
drinking. He died during the night
and was followed four hours later by
Martin and Teachout.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
IL Was His Turn.

Two weary travellers were compelled
to seek lodging in country hotel
that was unpromising in looks at
least. Upon comforting with the own
er the prospects frightened.
Certainly, gentlemen he said, Il
have one spare bed that the two OF
you may have--a large feather one.
This way, please"
They followed and were loath to
anticipate much ease, but accepted
the only thing and retired. One was
soon snoring long and loudly the
other could not sleep. At about two in
the morning the wakeful one nudged
his companion.
Here, get up! Times up" he said
whats the natter" asked the
other; I'VE are not on duty.
No, but it's my turn to sleep on
the feather" was the reply.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17

Dublin.-The official figures dealing
with prosecution for drunkenness in
this country are now available and
show a satisfactory decline on the
whole. The total prosecutions for
drunkenness in 1909 were 6S,749, as
against 74,267 in 1908, decline OF
5,51S. or nearly 8 per cent. The larg
est decreases were in Dublin, SAT-
as against ALL; Limerick, 1,045
against 1922; Belfast. 1904, against
1929, and Derry, 1892, against 1909
Cork shows slight increase 2,043
against 1890, and Waterford also
shows an increase, 903, against S45
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17

There is a story about the secretary
of a golf club who was a man of di
minutive stature. 1t was summer time
and the grass had been allowed to
grow rather long. The secretary was
playing in front of a visitor who was
very long driver, and kept dropping
his ball in the neighborhood of the
secretary all the way round At last
the little man could stand it no longer
and walked back and demonstrated
with the visitor on his conduct, but
the only reply he got was, IF you
would cut the grass. one might be
able to see you"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
Mexicans Die From Smallpox.

Ell Paso, TeXas.-An epidemic Of
smallpox has been raging in the dis
trict of Ozumbia, northern Chihau-
hua. Mexico, for several months and
the people have been dying by the
hundreds. This has been known for
some time, but the extent of the cpl
demic was not known until the people
made an appal to the government at
Mexico City for medical officers and
soldiers to enforce quarantine laws.
1t was stated in the appeal that the
civil register of Ozumbia shows 500
deaths from the disease in six months.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
Starr Now Heds ng.

New York.-Professor Frederick A.
Starr, who has the chair of anthropol-
ogy in the University of Chicago, has
returned from a trip around the
world, not far ahead of Theodore
Roosevelt, who, he predicted, would
never live to see civilization again II
he dared the Interior jungles of
Africa. When reminded of his predic-
ton, Professor Starr replied chat
Roosevelt had chosen less danger
Gus path than originally announced,
thus avoiding the poison-laden swamps
so deadly to the white man.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17

and was permanently cured. I was
going through the critical period of a
woman's life at that time and after
using Doan's Kidney Pills there was a
miraculous change for the better in my
health"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents
box. Foster-MiIburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
Shaw Scores Insurgents.

ChiGago.-Leslie NJ. Shaw, former
secretary of the treasury, speaking
before the members of tn Hawkeye
Fellowship club here on Saturday
scrode insurgents" in the Republican
party, declared "stand-pat" ideas the
only logical principles of government
and stigmatized the south as ignorant
on political questions.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
| agreed with her."
Tent of Washington.

Miss Mary Curtis Lee, daughter Of
/ General Robert E. Lee, who inherited
the tent under which Washington is
said to have slept during the revolu-
tionary war, recently sold it to the
{ Valley Forge museum of Pennsyl-
vania. The money received from the
sale, $4,000, Miss Lee donated to the
Home for Needy Confederate Women
in Richmond, Va.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
Casey at the Jet,

What's this l hear about Casey?"
asked McGinnis.
He's been trying to asphyxiate
himself" said O'Reilly.
"G'wan! What did he do?'
HE lit every gas jet in the house
and sat down and waited" Every
body's.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17

81 have been at the top of Pixies
Peak, which is more than $4,000 feet
above sea level. What was the great
est height you ever reached?'
81 don't know just what the altitude
was, but it must have been much
greater than that which you mention.
| made the ascent shortly after had
stepped with my bare feet on a bum
BILE bees nest"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
Lightning Strikes Excursion: SITS.

Berlin.-Six persons were killed,
seventeen severely and eighty slightly
injured by lightning that struck among
party of excursionists Sunday night.
The excursionists had taken shelter
in an iron fenced building in the Jung
fernheide from the most violent thun-
derstorm experienced in Berlin for
many years. Many telegraph and tel
ephone wires were leveled and many
houses damaged.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
Why She Didn't.

Il have always thought l should
like so much to be soldiers wife"
$50 have l, and I was proposed to
once by a first lieutenant"
Why didn't you marry him."
II did intend to until l found out
that he was in the infantry. 1t seem
ed too suggestive of babies"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
Beware of Ointmenrs for Catarrf1
that Contain Mercury,

as mercury will surely destroy the sense Of smell
and completely derange the whole system when
entering it through the mucous surfaces Such
articles should never be used except on prescrip-
tons from reputable physicians, the damage they
will do is ten fold to the good you can possibly de.
rive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure. manufactured
by F. J. Cheney L Co., Toledo o., containa mer-
curry; and Is taken internally acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In
buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get the
genuine. 1t Is taken internally and made in Toledo
Ohio, by F. ]. Cheney & Co. Testimonials free.
Sold by Druggists Price, 75c per bottle.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
An EMBRYO Emancipator.

A little miss riding on Brooklyn
trolley car the other day rendered
the conductor half fare. How old
are you, little girl?" he queried, gin
gerly handling her fare.
She pursed her lips for a moment,
then calmly opened her purse, dropped
two more pennies into the conductors
extended palm. snapped her purse
and demurely replied: You have
your fare, sir; my statistics are my
OWnl"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
Tit for Tat.

You're so concetted, Connie, that
believe when you get into heaven
the first question you'll ask will be
Are my wings on straight
Connie-Yes, dear, and I shall be
sorry that yout won't be there to tell
me.-Illustrated Bits.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
Crude. But Comforting.

You are having a lot of fun with
that kite of yours" said the neighbor.
YES" replied Ben Franklin, there's
a great deal of satisfaction in getting
a little long distance electricity with
out being told that the lines busy"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
Invariably.

When I looked over my mail" said
one young author, there was nothing
in it excepting bills or rejected manu-
scripts
Il know" replied the other; its
always either something due or
nothing doing"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
WhY he Was worried.

Why are yoq worrying, Silas? You
look as if you had something dreadful
On your mind"
+ I've just been thinkin', Maria, that
1t Won't be long afore people will be
askin' me for pointers on how to live
long"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
Why Start Trouble.

IF we should discover that our
marriage had not been legal, would
You marry me again?
Say, what's the use trying to start
row when we might enjoy peace
tul evening, as well as notw
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
Many Have Asked.

Mummy, do foxes have newspa
pers?"
No, dear; why?"
Then how do they know where
the hounds meet ?"-Tatler.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
His Hit.

Every one who attended the ban.
quet last night says 1 made the hit of
my life."
How did you accomplish that?"
Il didn't CO."
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17

to turn over in bed.
My kidneys a C t e d
very frequently, but
the secretions were
retarded and the pas
sages scalded. l was
weak and run down.
After taking other
remedies without ben
eft, l began using
Doan's Kidney Pills
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
A Mere Assertion.

H. Fly is the name of New York
publisher 1t is said that one Of the
novels which he has recently brought
out is a good book for an idle hour
on screened-in-porch.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
Pessimist'c Baby.

What is the baby crying for, my
child?"
l dunno; 'e's alw'ys crying. l never
came acrawst anyone w'ot looks upon
The dark side of things as e does. =
Pnnnh
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
He Knew Riaht OFF.

Mrs. Hardup (pausing in her writ
ing).-"What is that word for people
who come after us?"
Hardup-"Bill collectors, my dear. "
Boston Transcript.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
AT A CRITICAL PERIOD
Of Peculiar Interest to Women.

Mrs. Mary I. Remington, Eigleberry
St., Gilroy, Cal, says: Il suffered so
severely from pain and soreness over
the kidneys that it was a task for me
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
A Calamity.

Arry-Wot's yer urry, BIZ?
Bill-I've got to go to work.
Arry-Worlx? Why, wot's the mat,
Ter with the missis? Amt she WeliF
Illustrated Bits. IS
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
Why They Quarelad.

Il thought | overheard you and
your wife quarreling little while
ago. What was the trouble?"
''she brought home a new hat and,
after putting it on, she turned to me
and said she didn't believe it was be-
coming"
"WelI?"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
When Ruhbers Become Necessary

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And your shoes pinch, shake into your
shoes Aliens Foot Ease. the antiseptic
powder for the feet. Cures tired, aching
feet and takes the sting out of Corns and
Buuions. Always use 1t for Breaking in
New shoes and for dancing parties Sold
everywhere 25c. Sample mailed FREE.
Address. Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17

As soon as we divorce love from the
occupations of life. we find that labor
degenerates into drudgery. Whipple
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17

A pessimist believes it waste of
time to argue with the iceman, as he's
bound to have his own weigh.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17

A grass widow can give reference
but she hardly ever does.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17

States Attorney Ito prospective
juror)-Have you formed any opinion
on this case?
Mr.. Henpeck-No, sir. I don't think
my wife has read anything about it
yet.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17
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The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17

A CERTAIN METHOD
Tor cnrinE cramps ana dysentPry is by usinG
Pdfakiuer PERU DGris'l. This medicine has sIIs.
tained the reputation for 10 years 2c c nd Sec
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1910-06-17

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children tsethng sottens the gums, reduces In
dammatun allavs pain cures wind collie. 25c bottle.