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The Detroit times., 1910-03-16
Il the Democrats
Would Only Vote Just
Once As They Eat
a Fine Chance In Michigan Just
Now To Turn an Old and
Successful Republican
Trick, But

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Washington and in Michigan, and
Had brought party dcredt the state
country large Republican leaders have brought
their party dscred Oddson bet in the parance OF
the sporting fraternity that Republican delegation would go from
Michigan congress Republican be elected governor
golden opportunity knocking just DemOcacy door, but
We are not of the response
The party lesson have come
realize past have found the
secret Of continued Republican the face OF adverse signs
but from the the distinguished speakers
Monday nights banquet and will have to be shown
The Republican party kept leaders
who successful in main
|tainhg PARTY SOLIDARITY.
These leaders mindful awake the fact that
divided against presenting united and
solid front disrupted divided for the
Republican party has been easy
Witness Washington that being employed
whip the insurgent Republicans back into line
Where pleading resod the denial
appointments which year ocehOde could have
KID themselves stamp handed them for that
FOR PARTY SOLIDARITY Republican leaders demand
fearful Of the other however only of solidarity
there
There banquet Mondwhich ban
quet formally opened the campaign Mhganhere men there
presidential possibilities the Democracy has
proud thousands thousands of Re-
pubcans glad leaders who have all
but wrecked their party
banquet ringing the spirit Of
chorus Amen from within the ranks Of the Republican
party rom Republicans who are, first Americans
And % far, good.
Now hand:
the governor
Michigan years ago.
Though obliged make practically single handed and alone
practically financial help within stones throw Of
election.
HE WAS DEFEATED IN WAYNE COUNTY WHERE THE TURN
ING OF HAND IN HIS BEHALF WOULD HAVE MEANT A DEMO
CRATIC GOVERNOR.
but he the logical candidate and should he be urged he doubtless
respond responded Republican party
= call MAN OF THE HOUR.
We believe Mr. would consider it his duty
having candi
date county, the doctrine Jefferson
appaudd heed night before last and where fer
SON defeated find
ANNOUNCEMENT his candidacy anticipated
suggestion another candidate by the Democrat eadeND ALSO
BY NEWSPAPER ORGAN OF THE WARNER KELLEY MACHINE
Will leaders the Democratic party take their
Washington dganized Republican party
IN themselves for a little PARTY soLIDARITY'
WILL THE LEADERS OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY WAYNE
COUNTY AND MICHIGAN TAKE THEIR CUE FROM THE OF
THE SUPPORTERS HEMANs WOULD BEAT THEIR
MAN. AIM FOR COUNTY AND STATE PARTY SOLIDARITY
mighty inspiring talk from the representative Demo
Gratis and party celebrities at the dollar dinner
witness the spectacle of local Democrats with their
still under their hn and the hopeful words their
still ringing their putting aside and denying the highest Office
Michigan a
principles for which hold the of
n reverence9
Especially when the putting aside such have its effect
what the Democrat hopes do by of establishing itself
again in the control of government
Ig@A!Gdl&lIR.saA,
R und a [N0D1 IF1 SIsK VA
The Detroit times., 1910-03-16

Park museum. Kunze was arrested in
his studio.
The Detroit times., 1910-03-16

New York has had SO cabinet mem
bers. Twelve states have never been
represented in the presidents official
family.
The Detroit times., 1910-03-16
Wednesday, March Is.
1910
EDITORIALS BY THE PEOPLE

expression opinion the
ofa the
personal
The Detroit times., 1910-03-16
NUMBER THIRTEEN
A Powerful Serial Story.
BY F. N. WHITE,

OF Blind" IT Wei
Crown"
The Detroit times., 1910-03-16
Take the Scott Fountain?

Detroit. March ls. 1910.
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MEETING NOTICE.
Special Meeting of Stockholders
Kahuku Plantation Coupanv

Notice is hereby given that a special
meeting of the stockholders Of Kahuku
Plantation Company VIII be held on
Wednesday, the 18th day Of May, 1910,
at . o'clock p. m. at the Office Of the
company, Stangenwald building, Homo
lulu, for the purpose of considering an
increase in the capital stock Of said
kahuku Plantation Company
BY order Of the vice-presidcnt.
f. T. PAXTON,
Secretary Kahuku Plantation Co.
Honolulu, May s, 1910. 3S3
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09
Movement of aueberqs.

In the investiga ton of the currents
round the coast of Newfoundland it
has been observed that there is at
times wide difference in the direction
OF the DRIFT of icebergs and that of the
fat or pan ice. which. having no great
depth. is governed in its motions by
the surface currents and the winds.
whereas the icebergs the larger parts
of which are submerged to great
depth. follow only the movement of
the ocean water as a whole and are
uninfiuenced by the winds. In conse-
quence huge berg may often be
seen Enthusiastically maintaining its slow
advance in opposition ito the wind and
across the general motion, of the fields
of fat ice surrounding it. The sealers
often take advantage of this fact by
mooring their vessels ito an iceberg
in order to prevent drift to leeward.
Philadelphia Record.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09
Bituminous Coal.

The FIRST .bituminous coal mined i'm
the United States. states the United
States geological survey. was taken
from what lis usually termed the Rich
mond basin. small area in tine south
eastern portion Of Virginia near the
city OF Richmond. This basin lis stu
ated on the eastern margin Of the
Piedmont plateau. thirteen miles above
tidewater. on the James river. 1t lies
In Goochland. Henrico. Powhatan and
Chesterfield counties. The coal beds
are much distorted. and the coal is of
rather low grade when compared with
that from other districts with which
it has ito come into competition. The
occurrence of coal was known In the
Richmond basin as early MS 100. and
in E769 shipments were made to some
OF the northern states. Mt present
what little coal is produced in this
field is for local consumption only
Scientific American.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09
Burr's Self Control.

Aaron Burr was by nature and train
ing a man of extraordinary self con.
troll. He allowed no circumstances to
throw him off his balance. All anec-
dote told by Rufus Choate to Richard
H. Dana. recorded in Mr.. Dumas "Dia-
ry," illustrates the caiiousness which
aided Burr so greatly IN controlling
himself Several years after the death
of Hamilton. killed by fsurc IN duet
Burr visited Boston. and Mr.. Devereux
of Salem paid him some attentions.
The visitor was taken to the Boston
Atheneum, where. while the two men
were walking through the gallery of
sculpture. Mr.. Devereux happened TO
catch sight of ii bust of llamiltua.
The thought flashed across his aiiid
that Burr might not care To- he con.
fronted with the sigh, of the features
of the man he had sl;jii Bul To Burr
was undisturbed He also espied the
bust. and. although Mr. Dever,uX had
instinctively turned away. he walked
up to 1t and said in loud tone: "A Il.
Here is Hamiltonr' Then. passing his
fingers along certain lines of the face.
he added, There was the poetryr'
IHamilton's contemporaries gave hiIn
credit for possessing poetic mind
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09
Hunting the kanqaroo.

When brought to bay the kangaroe
Jumps like flash for the hunters
chest and tries to crash it in with his
fore feet. To prevent this each man
wears; across his breast a two or three
inch Ithick mating. Armed with a
spear, with club attachment at the
other end, they ride upon swift horses
into IA herd. With the agility and equi-
peise of roircus riders they stand erect
upon Itheir horses and use their spears
and clubs.
The kangaroo is able ito jump clear
over a iherse AS the game is bagged
it is skinned, and the skin us stretched
on the ground and pegged down to pre-
vent Shninkage. The flesh furnishes
meat Scr the camp. each man places
his private mark upon his booty, and
when they nave 100 apiece they return
back TO civilization.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09
KATIE L. /. ALIEN

M, N un,,,, o,,A MI. ux.L.
Do, -. T,. sh a"r I'm .Iu -i
So. !.
n. F. Zennis, of Philadelphia,
Penn, spent Friday here with friends
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Mrs. Henry Nlchenzle is TfsAt1ng her
aunt Ms u III Muse"h LII '"''er'on'
La" :. =.
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&c il ,naudsns a fau, dox.s in tho fitv
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,iitb rolotivas
Win ieia'''
MIS-. l. J. walker anu VhIlureh
nave returned nom Nisi' uc Feh
u'Ss }" VT >'iiN~
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Mrs f n. Werner will leave aoday
for New Orleans, where she win
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09


Tie Old man had evidently dropped
something in the muddy road. and he
began searching for ii. in three min
utes about thirty strangers had Joined
in the search. and every additional
minute brought additional searchers.
IT'LL at Last one. holder than the rest.
iplucked up heart and spoke:'
what are you looking fort" he In
,aHired.
my friend mumbled the Old man.
II have dropped "a piece of taffY can
dy:"
'fBut, great Scott" cried another of
the crowd angrily. why do you go
looking for it when lit will be covered
with sdfrtT'
BECAUSE, my iH4nisitive friend ne
piled the old man. my false teeth ane
sticking to that taffy."
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09
CHURCH sSociETnES.

The Womans Home Mission Society
Fof Court Street Methodist church will
meet Monday afternoon at 4 o'clock
with Mrs. J. NJ. Scoville, on West
pine street. An interesting program
sv'fll be rendered, so all members are
urged to be present.
= e. =:
The regular business meeting of
Tttaity Guild will De held Monday af-
ternoon at CLOCK with Mrs. William
Fl. Morford, ON Walnut street. All
members are VWged,6o be- present.
:. q. !.
Mrs. A. X McImiis and Mrs. Joe
Shelby will entertain the Ladies Aid
Society of First Presbyterian church
Monday afternoon at y O'Clock. ali the
home oof Mrs. Nc1nnHs, on Walnut
street
Mrs NJ. d. Foley WIN be hostess of
the Catholic Ladies All Monday af-
ternoon at 3 O'Clock. at her home ON
Court street.
The Ladies Aid Of Columbia Street
Baptist church will meet Monday af-
ternoon at g O'Clock al tine church.
:: q T.
On Monday afternoon at 3 O'Clock
the Ladies Aii of Fifth Avenue Bap-
fist church will meet with Mrs. Pey-
ton Phillips. The devotional exer-
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09

haven, are visiting Mrs. Ford 5
mother, Mrs M. T. Hackney, on
Bouie street
*. !. y
Mr.. and Mrs. H. A. Powell left FRI
day for South Carolina, where they
were called by the death of the for
mer's father, Mr.. Poweai
(. :. :.
Mr.. and Mrs. George T)oherty have
returned to their home in st. Louis,
after several days visit ner the guests
of the latten'B brother, Mi. Ed Wood.
:. = =
Mr.. Ellis Fhckman lefL Friday for
Sylacauga, Ma, where ne was called
by the death cof his father, Mr. B. C.
Hickman
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09
RELIGIOUS
Announcements Of Services BY
Various Denominations
-. Tomorrow.
First Baptist Church.
'unday school. 9.45 a. m.

Sunday school, 945 a. m.
Preaching by Evangelist w H.
,Sledge at II a. m. and 1880 p. IN. He
speaks to the colored people in the
afternoon.
Tomorrow night is expected to close
THE revival services. There have been
60 additionals, 46 of them for bap-
tism.
Mr.. Sledge is to give stereopticon
lecture tonight at 1870 at the church
on the Mountains and Mountaineers.'
He will exhibit pictures of moon
sine stills and famous feudists of the
mountains. He
The members are urged to bring in
their Foreign Mission envelopes Sun
day. The pastor is anxious to close up
the Foreign Mission collection.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09

Bernard Shaw" said a dramatic
critic. always does the original thing.
I went to see Caesar and Cleopatra
with him once. and as we stood in the
aisle-the house was crowded. stran-
ger behind us persisted in poking his
head right over Shaw's shoulder.
SHAW then did the original thing.
Taking out his handkerchief. he wiped
the mans nose. patting and twisting
1t pretty vigorously.
1.-The man. with an ugly oath. jerkei
back his head.
'"'Oh, i beg your pardon said Shaw.
4 thought it was mine. you knew. -
washington Star.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09

Suitor ito her father,-Sir. love the
very ground your daughter treads on.
Father tgrimly)-Well. young man. you
amt the first party that's had an at
.achment for it. Howsomever, IL you
love 1t well enough to come and eelp
pay Up the mortgage on 1t you can
marry &arah.-Exchange.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09

"Just think of it, said the student
Of immigration. MANY men who
come to this country cannot write their
own names"
YES" answered Mr.. Pinchpenny.
land when l get down my check book
on the first of the month am inclined
to envy them Washington Star
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09
Hopeless.

Lawyer-You don't like the jury7
Defendant do not. No. ] is my
tailor. No. s is my grocer, No. Is my
milk and egg dealer and No. Z is my
wife's first husband. What chance
have got?-St Pani Dispatch
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09

.r'alse teeth are occasionally used for
secretive purposes. An eccentric old
lady boasts of roof plate which con
sists of two thin sheets OF gold be-
tween which a miniature COPY Of her
will is inserted In a similar manner
q dyer preserves a prescription which
he declares be would not disclose for
large sum.-London Mail.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09
Expressed DIFFERENTLY.

Madam, you ought To 90 10 warm
er climate"
For once. doctor. you and my nus
band are agreed. but he expresses the
idea in more emphatic language."-
New York Press
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09
ON The SICK LIST.
: *===%=~~~%~% : !.

The friends Of Mr.. and Mrs. George
Komp will be grieved to hear that Mr..
Komp still continues seriously i'll.
= = = ...r
Walter M. Conner, Jr., the bright
little son of Mr.. and Mrs. Earl e. Con-
ner, has recovered from a severe at
of pneumonia.
I: = {.
Little Alfred Welsh is ill with the
measles.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09
He Contributed.

Missionary-Do you ever contribute
money for the heather in foreign
lands. sir? Millionaire-Oh, yes Both
ny daughters married foreign noble
men,
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09
CIrcumstantiaI Proof

$50 you danced WITH my iiancee last
night at the hall9" ~Tes did che
tell you?" "Ot 49, !, ~ol i,.s
she was liiGrifc t}Y."
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09

"You Hamericans say we ave no
'umor," said the loyal Britisher. but
I'll ave you understand. : sir. that
Henglish jokes are not to be laughed
atr'
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09
Main Street Methodist Church.

WdIn street METHODIST Church,
Sunday school, 9:45 a. m.
Preaching services, II a. m. and
7:45 p. m.
Epworth League 6:45 D. m.
The morning service tomorrow Will
close with brief session of the
church conference
A. r. WATKINS,
Preacher in Charge
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09
First Presbyterian Church.

sabbath school. 9:45 a. m.
Preaching service, II a. m.
Preaching service, 7:45 D. m.
A cordial invitation is given to ev-
cry person who desires to do SO to
attend these services.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09

Miss Poole who trained for the
National Flower" will remain in
Hattiesburg and open dancing class
If she can secure enough pupils. Those
wishing to take lessons must notify
Miss Poole at Mrs. Sweats, 313 Bay
street by Monday.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09

Those who are greedy of praise
prove that they are poor In merit
Plutarch.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09

cises win be conducted by Mrs. L. E.
Hail.
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The Precillian Circle will not meet
Monday afternoon and from now on
will only meet eevry other Monday.
Miss Annie Carter will be hostess of
the circle Monday week.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09

0dIFdtIuH NITty.
Services will be held by the Saliva
ton Army in Newman's Chapel on
Sunday as follows:
!, Sunday school, 2:30 p. m, and re-
Fjval service at p. m. A sermon by
the captain. Subject Convinced
Hut Not Converted"
g. e 15-.r..' CAPTAIN S. BOWIE,
Il .a1 ,s t4a OFFICER in Charge.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09
Demonstration
OF Madame HadfieIds Skin Food And
Tonic at Mrs. .. II. ElIerhese
...... q. MIR, =

On Saturday and Monday, April 9Th
and 18th. from IL a. m. to l r.. m. and
from p. m. to p. m. the ladies of
Hattiesburg are cordially invited to
attend a demonstration OF Madame
Hadfield's Skin Food and Tonic at
Mrs. ]. Fl. Ellerbe's Millinery Estab-
lishment Free massage for each lady
who so desires
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09

mound City Paints may cost a trhe
more, but! Hawkins Hdw. Co.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1910-04-09
Bay Street Presbyterian Church.

Bay Street Presbyterian Church.
Sunday school, 9:45 a. m, r.. G.
Hauenstein, superintendent.
Preaching at II a. m and 1880 p. m.
by pastor.
Young people meet at $3.50 at
church.
Ladies meet Monday afternoon with
Mrs. c. T. Singleton, on Buschman
street.
The public is cordially invited to
worship with this congregation and
take part I'm the service. There will
be some etra music Sunday.
R. L. CAMPBELL.
& NOTE:-Tomorrow is the 4th an
niversary of the organization of Bay
Street Presbyterian church. OF
course all of the members will make
an effort to be present
The Greenville times., 1910-09-30
THE JOYS OF CAMPING.

When your vacation comes, go camp
ing. Go if you have never tried it be-
fore, and if you have tried it half
dozen times
Camp in the woods. Any dead
limbs falling won't hurt you. Any
trees falling won't hurt. you. Any
way Mosquitoes don't really bite. It's
all imagination.
Camp on the shores of lake Han
dy for fishing. No fish there but han
dy if some should come along. You
also want to see the simmer of the
moonlight ON the water won't be
any shimmers or any moon, but that
won't be your fault.
Lake will be handy to battle in.
DON'T mind a few blood suckers. They
can be pulled off with a pair of pin
GERS.
Seek the solitudes The farther you
are from the post office the longer the
intervals between your wife's letters
ordering you TO come nome dL ohc0
Have the roof of your shanty of wa
ter proof canvas. Then it will be sure
to let in all the water that comes down
to earth for two weeks
Pine or sprice boughs for beds. Aro-
matte, you know, and they contain
bugs. Don't miss anything, even the
aromatic bugs.
The sugar, coffee and -four should
be kept where they will mix in ease
of rain. You can thus have your cof-
fee cake without special preparation
If you wake up at midnight and Sc"
a frisky little animal in the door Of
the shanty, try and hit him with a
club. If you succeed there will be
more aroma around-all you want.
Cold in the head? Of course, but
YOU never did have the swell head half
enough.
Rheumatics? They don't amount to
shucks.
All of the crowd mad and techy?
That's mere nothing.
Mo fish-no game-nO bathing-no
snn-no moon-no nothing but ram
and half-coolked meals and everybody
iawing Oh. that IS because you d11
not hit the right place. You should
have gone to the other one.
The Greenville times., 1910-09-30
GET READY

Get ready for samething big. Get
ready. It is to your advantage. You
viii be benefited, and the time is close
at hand. 1t is coming to be matter
of only weeks when you will suddenly
discover a great and unprecedented ac-
tivity in business affairs, and the de
mand for thoroughly trained boOkkeep-
ers and stenographeTs will be far
greater than the supply. Reports from
the various states show that one of
the greatest crops raised in many
years will be harvested in a few
months. Almost every factory and
machine shop that has been closed for
months is now opening
Young friend, toke the EDITORS ad-
ness College at Columbus, Miss, for
a course of bookkeeping and short
hand, complete your course at as early
a date as possible, and that school
which now leads all others in the state
will see that you are placed in good
position. 1t is to their interest to do
So They first give thorough practi-
cal course in business training that
meets the demand of the business
world Second, they see that their
graduates are placed in good paying
positions 0 that they may demonstrate
to their friends the great advantage
of a course in the Columbus Business
College of Columbus, Miss.
The Greenville times., 1910-09-30
WAYsIDE WISDOM.

Much modesty is only skin deep
Ennui is the price we pay for knowl-
edge.
You never heard of salary seeking
the man, did yOu9
Some men are so shrewd that no
BODY can believe them honest
A fault is never 50 offensive as when
it is somebody else's.
Many peope are busy mortgaglng
the future to acquire a past.
woman can get more by her weak
ness than a man can by his strength.
Some diseases are less fatal to the
patient than to the people who have
to live with him.
Tt is a wise man who wants only
what he can get, and lucky one who
gets only what he wants.
The Greenville times., 1910-09-30
TO USE INDIA PRINT.

Blue and white India print cut into
bias strips of varying width makes
an excellent trimming for a child s
dress.
Here is something unique and yet
beautiful, that will not fade and is by
no means too old looking for a little
girl.
India print is an altogether desira-
BILE and durable stuff in color and
quality, and can be used on fine or
coarse white linen without the least
danger of the colors spreading into
the white surface.
Buttons covered with the print will
add style, and then too the end of
material You have left will do for a
band around the dark blue or white
straw hat.
The Greenville times., 1910-09-30
NOTICE.

State of Mississippi,
Washington County.
By virtue of an order of the Board of
Supervisors of the said County, made
this day, sealed bids are invited to be
Sled with the undersigned Clerk on or
before II clock noon, on Monday the
3rd day of October, 1910, for the deliv-
~ to the County in the coal house in
court house yard, two car loads of first
lass coal; one car to be delivered on
frst of October and the other car to be
delivered 1st of January, 1911, and the
Board reserves the right to reject any
and all bids. Witness my official sig
nature, this 9th day of September, 1910
22-4t W. W. MILLER, Clerk.
The Greenville times., 1910-09-30

Salesman wanted for most represen-
ative line of general post cards; art
alendars; Christmas booklets and post
ards Liberal commissions paid. APP
ply for full particulars to United Art
Publishing Co., 81 East 18th Street,
New York
The Greenville times., 1910-09-30
WHAT 1T PROVED TO HIM.

The announcer arose an the sight
seeing auto.
Ladies and Gentlemen we have
lust passed the Chinese quarter.
Old Uncle Weatherby nuiged his
wife
"Aint that fine Mandy?" he chuck
led. 81 can't look nothing like as
hayseedfied as when we first came or
they "a surely tried to have passed that
Chinese quarter on me. -
The Greenville times., 1910-09-30
DEEPLY INTERESTED.

Mabel-Oh, I'm just awfully inter
ested in baseball I have a cousin who
belongs to college bunch.
George-Indeed! And what position
does he play?
Mabel-Well, I forget just now whe-
ther he is knocker or stopper.
The Greenville times., 1910-09-30
WORN OUT.

Dinks-What was the matter with
the wedding party? The bride tOttered,
the best man looked groggy, and one
of the ushers collapsed at the door.
What was the cause of it?
Winks-Too many rehearsals.