Arizona republican., 1910-01-23
LITTLE JAMES
(An Aviation Meet Which Throws a
 Dense Green Shade About the

(An Aviation Meet Which Throws a
 Dense Green Shade About the
 Memory of All -Others)
 Los Anglous ain't Got Nothin' on F'eenix when it comes to a Ovashun meet or Nothin' Else They's to be a Ovashun Meet here in February which1l make tn World fergit at they was tryin' to have wun on the Ole Domingus Ranch at Los Anglous last week They's agoin to be some New Reckerds made on tn Fair Grouns here. Mister Curtiss is a comin' an his Manidger sez at he's sure at they is goin' to be a Noo Worlds Pace Sot fer ArrOwplanes. The COmmitty. took him out to tn Fair grouns an Shode him tn track He sed he'd heerd of 1t Before an at Somebody had tole him 1t was tn Fastest Track in tn United States. He sez at Mister Curtiss ort to make not less'n so Miles a Hour on that Track. He sed at he was at Rhymes, France. an most every place where they's been Ovashun Meets an at he's never seen sich a Oppertoonity to Brake Reckerds as tn FeniX Race track Afoards.
 He sez at he's been Deseeved by tn Promoters of tn Los AnglOus Ovashun Meet which tole him at tn Air there was so pure an Bammy at they Reely wasn't no Limmit to tn Speed which a Avvyater could git up. But he sez at tn Contrairy was tn Fax fer when it wasn't a Rainin' or a Blowin' tn Atmosfeer over tn Ovashun Feeld was so Charged with Hot Air which Is all tn time Rising rum the Natifs of Los Anglous. at tn Avvyaters was Afeard all tn time at it would set Fire to their Gassyleen TanX. He sez at tn Condishuns fer a Ovashun Meet Cud- dent a been more Onfaverble. Hes surprized at things went off as well as they did.
 They's goin' to be Arrowplanes in tn Feenix Ovashun Meet They was more'n that at Los AnglOus, but tn FeeniX Ovashun Meet Committy didn't want none only tn best wuns.
 Some of tn Committy was in faver of havin' tn Frenchman. Mister Poll Hans, come. They could a-got him fer only s5.00O a Day. but jist as they was agoin' to Clothes a Contrax with him a agent of Mister Haley comes an sez What do you want to Bio in your Money on that there Further fer when got Better Attrackshun at 1 can let you have fer a nommynle Cost. I'm Otherized by Mister Haley to Nego- sheate with tn Feenix Ovashun Com mitty fer tn use of his celebrated Come IL. Which has got Poll Hans Hite Reckerd Skinned fer More'n Miles. It's troo at it don't Perform no Stunts carryin' Passengers an sfch things but you aint Gittin Up no Ova- shun Meet to carry no Passengers around. Leeve that to tn Ottymobles an tn Cabs. Mister Haley he sez at he'll let you have his Come It on Trile fer or Weeks before tn Ovashun Meet an if it don't give Satisfackshun, they won't be no Charge"
 Tn Committy jumped at Mister Halley's offer an tn Come It was sent on an it's a "Toonin Up" as they say in Sportin' Surcles, every evenin', fer tn Ovashun Meet.
 Tn Ovashun Meet Committv sez at it's Satisfide with tn Trile Elites which tn Come IL is a maxim an sez No dout it'll be a Crate Success. They sez We're glad at Mister Hal ley's Agent Come an seen Us before we Clothesed our Negoshiashuns with that Inferyor Frog Eatin' Frenchman. We can now put it All over that Lait Fiasco at Los Anglous called tn First Ovashun Meet in Ameri- ky by Advertisin "Th First Inter Planetary Ovashun Meet in tn World" LITTLE JAMES.