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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-23
FOR SALE-REAL ESTATE
LITTLE AND LITTLE.

LITTLE AND LII LIE,
OF penitentiary. This land requires no
grading, but has just the right slope to
the city and a beautiful view. Don't
overlook this at s45o per acre.
s2sxSso on Ord South near sth East
Large lots like this are getting scarce
$4,000.
Large piece OF trackage on 4th West
near 7th So 140x313 feet. The price Is
less than anything In that section. Only
$50 per foot and Il is 3l3 feet deep.
4eaxS2l OH srd West, I rods north OF
Bird south. about half block from the
new R. G. w. depot and adjoins the Is
commission houses just completed by
Eccles and Browning. Stores and a
rooming house on this property would pay
big interest saloon Is not allowed on
the Eccles- Browning market property
consequently one would pay on this lot
Price 5000 foot.
Large corner two blocks from best
Main street section. only 5000 per foot
Look into this. as 1t is worth more than
tho price asked.
49sx115s Third So. between 1st and
2nd West. corner on an 1S-foot street !,
light space on both sides OF lot. $500 foot
Ala feet on Main near 7th SO. $3.50 per
foot.
LITTLE AND LITTLE.
No. l W. End So.
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DECORATING

INTERMOUNTAIN DECORATING CO,
No Kendall square. bet 4th and 5th
So West Temple. Architectural model
ing in all styles. Castings in all kinds of
cement and plaster. All kinds OF sculp-
turai work. Satisfaction guaranteed. ].
Jepperson Charles Pirotte Co kl26I
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THE LEWIS LOWE co.
THE ONLY EXCJ TSJUE


THE ONLY EXCLUSIVE
BUSINESS CHANCE OFFICE IN THE
STATE OF UTAH.
3O6 Judge Building Both Phones +43s.
WE ARE ABLE
To supply your wants. We have every
the market We can positively undersell
all competitors. Titles guaranteed. Fol-
lowing are some OF our latest ROOMING
HOUSE LISTINGS:
NEAR THE TEMPLE.
10 rooms, income $3.50 month. This Is
good one. Price S1l25.
THIS HOUSE MAKES MONEY.
II rooms. magnificent furniture, prettiest
location. blocks from Main St. s1325.
DON'T MISS THIS.
s rooms, bargain. on South Main. Must
be sold by June ]; $3.50. worth $1,000.
WHERE THE LIVE ONES SWIM.
20 rooms. always full, gets the big money.
$500. with terms
THIS HOUSE FOR YOU.
IA rooms. You'll be proud when you pos
sess this elegant furniture. Location the
best. Fine moneymaker. $500
SOME SPECIAL BARGAINS,
8. and 10 rooms. three new ones on 3rd
East. each residence by itself and as
classy and bomelike can be found.
Furniture in each Is new and good. $500
to $3.50,
VERY ELEGANT.
Is rooms; central location; 5year lease;
couldn't be furnished for the money, and
absolutely new. S2100
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY SPECIAL
lists
NEW AND BETTER BARGAINS THAN
STORES, RESTAURANTS. GROCERIES
AND MANY OTHERS,
WE HAVE IMITATORS BUT NO
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-. ~ on 9Th East. close TO
,--s1ixle2 a,,ses on property. The
OLD ~, hya nsy a fair rate OF Inter-
'saIns VIII y'' The ground is we'll
,lryestnsenic a nice piece of property TO
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20 modern rooms. in excellent loca-
sion' clearing s125 per month; lease; rent
$40; terms
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HERE IS ANOTHER

HERE IS ANOTHER
Rooming house that is going 10 he sold
cheap, 30 rooms. nicely furnished also a
cigar store In connection: stock and fix
lures of cigar store worth $500: will sell
all for $1,000; $1,000 down. balance, terms
TO suit. Rent Slo0. 2l-year lease,
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SOME SNAPS.
s3S50-s-rm str. mod. pr. brk. cottage
large lot: full cement basement: ce-
nlent walks: lawn. shade. etc: part
cash. bal. easy terms. East side.
sS650-New 5-rm. mod. brh, cottage: 4
blocks from business center: terms
S9500-6-rm. mod. brk. and frame, east
side.
s40OO-7-rm. pr. brk residence southeast: ::
lawn shade, large lot: easy terms.
s50O-Bulding lot, 37lX125 II. to alley:
South 3rd East.
Modern homes. building lots. in all parts
OF the city Acreage and farm
lands adjoining city.
II. n STAND1SH,
81 Eagle Block. Bell phone 2652
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4 IN end ave, s2x115 IT:
5 cost :fTety TO @odsrn SSs 10 N zfaii ali
70 no' spprsSis,Sso ,Sor,b th'S ss5cS SSasS when en
4. ~ Il. properly is worth Sz''' ''oO CUR
-. Iow
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S2b0O

Very neat little nve-room brick
cottage. between 4th and 5th ave,
sewer and sidewalk paid.
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WE HAVE 4 FIFTEEN-DAY

On this 1S-room house, five rooms fur
nished for light housekeeping one of the
best buys we have on our list for the
money. Price only 5000. Rent 500 mo.
with lease.
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specials which we are Offering for this
week.
Located on the corner Of 9Th South
and 4th East, we have a Groom
brick, which at present rents for s36, this
beautiful home can be bought for s50o0
part cash. balance easy terms.
On 18th East near car line. we have an
1l-room modern home. which for the
price is surely a snap; you will say so
II you see It; only $4,000, we can also ar
range terms.
We have some choice pieces OF
farming land In Cottonwood and Davis
county. which are money makers.
On 18th e. just below 9th So. fine,
level. elevated land, $3.50 per acre.
Business property. $3.50 per foot be-
tween Main and State on First South.
We have q very large tract beginning
miles from postoffice that can be pur-
chased for less than $3.50 per acre. This
tract Is level. good water right. AND is
NOT OVER THE JORDAN RIVER.
On First So. and First West corner
5000 per foot. Good terms.
YOUNG g. YOUNG,
Hooper Bldg, East 1st South.
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THE COMET
< have been seen. but you will
Z values here.
E brick. modern. 1st South and
~ street and sidewalk paved;
lfSain; let us show you-s5000
I brick. $50 So. lst West, only
7. South State ST. with 5-room
Use. large barn, good flowing
|. VACANT LOTS.
No 20 alley. 5th East and 11th
,s. 18th East just south OF 1st
ne location-s350O.
'sa lake too much space to tell
scd qualities OF the fine farms
and We have. Call and let us
esm TO you.
~, cEe Mortgage Loans. write Fire
rVaE AGENCY COMPANY,
,GrtTright &c McGhie,
s-'o Commercial Block.
Both Phones.
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EXCEPTIONAL BARGAINS-ROOMIN
HOUSES.
30 modern rooms clearing $3.50 per
month; furniture and lease o. X; rent
S3.lo per room; price S2SO0: terms.
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,.,oor, modern brick on on j st: ES1f close g
sh.n'; adiy arranged, Hot water
ssd niee,s ,s nicely furnished and
lts l,oose GOES at the same price
~ .Irhf party,
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GROCERY
In fine location. southeast: horse, wagon
and fixtures, $3.50; stock at invoice, look
IL up.
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YOUNG G. YOUNG.
Hooper block. East 1st South.

The following are a few OF the many
specials which we are Offering for this
week
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DEAF, ESTATE

-,s,-,>S.STIJDGE LOAN AND
|aILOH" TRUST CO.
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1--we 1--we WHAT YOU WANT,
ra.lly modern brick on Bird
price away below market.
e9ern brick on G ST. .....$ $4,000
snern brick on 9Th ave ..,. $3.50
s.saem ~%aem brick, n. w. ...... 1000
sNem brick. W. n. IT,. 225n
Es,ss' largo lot. south. .. 275o
ss, near Rio Girande -. 1850
rem eram brick. Lake ST .,...... 5000
rn brick. S. 9th E.. 3450
70 alley, 9Th w. & 9Th " $50
ryM. w alley. y, 10th W.. 500
n ner ne on Oakley ave. ...... $50
I'M ~ o'ate st .,.......... 1900
,I ParG grG Of city: easy terms.
|ts,su u,tnlsh you the lots and build
|hsre. '9r from $1,000 to sl7o0. $50
|Bpssr |Bps IKE paying rent.
sHn ~ INVESTMENT CO.
~ w Srd South ST. ksOs7
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75xss FEET 1oSs%rn SlScT; ~, ,,r,,
PEI, 6TH AND 7TH e: FACES NopT2, TG,
SooS SEA oUTlFUL. HIGH, DRY lot,
SG0M Z ~ FOR HOUSES IN FRONT AM
SIITcSi.AR; LIY cnEAR OR FINE PLACE TO RAISE
ONLY $500.
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FOR sALE-REAL ESTATE
APPLY TO OWNER.

BELL PHONE 34-K. y>r, ,,,,
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MEEKS & MCCARTNEY,
210-211 Boston Bldg,
Bell 1922. Ind. 992.
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A. n. HUMPHREYS.
Ren 4133 7s w. 2nd So, ST. Ind. sl34
NEW HOME.
Broom new q. b., strictly modern. in
Guiding gas range, sewer, etc; 2th as EeSt
and 9th South, facing Liberty park: SS9oo.
and easy terms
STORE BUILDING AND RESIDENCE:
s0xl65 IT.. with 2-story 6-room brick
house. also good store building: Fine
for home investment East on ftn 0o''
$4,000. on easy terms,
s2s5o-EAsY TERMS.
4+h South and sth West-4-room mod
ern brick. large lot lawn, shade trees.
etc: s4oO cash, $50 month.
10ox14o feet, 5th South and 7th West.
vacant. for $500 on good terms,
Elegant building lots on the. East
bench from $125 to $3.50, On easy terms.
Secure a homesite while II is easy.
A. N. HUMPHR1Es.
BelI ABB. rs ", End SO. ST. Ind 4lSt.
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A. G. MAHAN & co.
IS West Third South.
We advertise nothing but snaps
Groom modern pressed brick, 37sxlso
10 alley. s25oO; $500 down balance IKE
rent.
a-room frame. west side, 5000; 500
down. balance s15 per month. snap ouy'
5-,oom modern pressed brick. Eighth
,,anna $4,000 half down. This Is a beau
iiful home and the price Is Tar below
par,
7.roon modern home. Third avenue, 5x
nds This is a fine home large. airy
roon,s. beautiful grounds; for low price
of $1,000. Terms
7 rooms furnished. depot location. good
furniture, 5000: terms.
us have snap buy; twenty rooms
| e,rniehed. first class location; must DC
aoid nj once; at bargain price.
Ten-acre farm, all under cultivation: 8
an, frame house, close to city $500;
| $1,000 down. Snap.
We make homes at bargain prices
| ,iaIiv. Let MS figure with you,
| A. c. MAHAN & Co,
| IS West Third South.
Bell $3.50 mo e"I.
c--r, 6.1EsY-wALKER CO, s04 TRIB-
mna buIlding for bargains In real es-
~ Roth phones, 1868. II you emit
] call, phone
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S2sx330 on 3rd South near Sth East
Large lots like this are getting scarce,
$4,000.
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Large tract of subdivision acreage north
OF penitentiary. This land requires no
grading, but has just the right slope to
the city and a beautiful view. Don't
overlook this at s45o per acre,
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$4,000.

sewer and Sidewalk PAID,
s4So0,
Extra neat four-room strictly
modern home on 1th avenue: hot
air heat, electric lights. open
plumbing. south front, close In.
$500
Very neat little seven room
brick cottage, all modern. close in,
east front.
$3.50.
Two-story red pressed brick
house on Third avenue, south
front, large lot, alley In the rear;
seven rooms front and back
stairs, sleeping porch. hot-air
heat.
s12 600
Very fine seven-r room double
brick terrace, hot-water heat,
laundry tubs, gas, sewer: rents for
$50 per month per side.
HOUSTON REAL ESTATE
INVESTMENT CO.
351 Main Street Phones 27.
We Write Fire Insurance.
VIII go on your bond.
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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

A. n. HUMPHREYS.
No IS West End South ST
Bell 4133. Ind. 4l34.
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CAPITAL OPPORTUNITIES.
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pous1oNs THE HoUsERs.

vous7oNs THE HoUsERs'
~. neoule know the value OF
81 state. do you? We %oulo
10 dgure with you.
m, Park is nearly sold out.
II you any lots there Get
4, 10 Town where the money Is
RIG MONEY MAKER.
,ner of eth South and State
NJ. where the cars turn. S2oo
b !cot.
|su,h Main street. fine corner.
b chtap. $50 per foot
IFslrd South street. opposite the
X~1e1 D0ICl- HIS til bC 90
EFd at $3.50 per foot.
/Es;t Third South street, on the
-sl 10 the new depot, ready for
aInsss. i5xl65 feet. only So5O
j foot.
eood residence property in all
RS Of the city,
3|a0usTON REAL ESTATE
n INVESTMENT CO.
f|T Main Street. Phones 27.
= Ne Write Fire Insurance.
VIII go on your bond.
N k3l,
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II w, Second South Street.
Bell phone 3S01 Ind phone 66.
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A. N HUMPHREYS
No IS West End South st.
Bell il33, Ind. 413i,
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rze people know the value OF
ss,ate do you? We would
10 6gure with you.
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Large piece OF trackage on 4th West
near 7th So 140x313 feet The price Is
less than anything In that section. Only
$50 per foot and IL is 3l3 feet deep.
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modern p. brick on 2nd
f-roon'a ath East The house Is
,e@ss r. I'D 70 has 3 sleeping chambers:
= year, "f have cash. We Will loan
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rl. Park is nearly sold out.
.'r you any lots there Get
10 Town where the money Is
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$500
Very neat little room
brick cottage, all modern. close In,
east front.
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GIESY- WALKER CO., TRIBUNE BLDG.
Both Phones 1868. k31+S
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PLEASE REMEMBER THAT WE
WRITE INSURANCE OF ALL KINDS.
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RIG MONEY MAKER.
nrer of eth South and State
"A. where the cars turn. $500
D !cot.
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BY OWNER NEW TERRACE, 4 RMS.
on each side: all modern cemented
Easements: north bench. rents $50 per
mo; price $4,000; terms. Ind, phone 1904.
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oast side; 6-room bunga-
-coIned' -cnd doors. full basement ce-
hrdeoooo, IT, heat, & sleeping cham.
q hot -, hnIlt In house. cabinet
snoBcasrnI1 rnI1umbine, 3 closets and lin
open ,ar p ree rear porch, screened
|Anet. III III windows: cement walks
10, sewer paid.
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Isu,h Main street. fine corner,
b chtap. $50 per foot,
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ala real estate in all parts OF
,Dur ar are interested in business
yo'b have a few good buys.
3, Royal Fire ins. CO. .,-n
e.,nnSpsN-JUDGE LOAN AND
8, Phones s23,
Iln sI k31d4
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-ode on corner of 4th So,
FI-aIs rsst. Est sewer, sidewalks paid;
3 an On n property renting for sl5
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FARM BUY, ~ >, 1..,,
~ On ,nder cultivation; the ground
|rri unoi aoi. nIenty OF water, owner
~ make us an offer.
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] :, rood shingle bungalow, mod
. II. so somenf: ) rooms; southeast;
=. ~ csid: sSO5O; $500 cash
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nhd South street. opposite the
4 Lea hotel. This can be Sc
/ La st $3.50 per foot.
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Third South street, on the
dl.rhi 10 the new depot. ready Tor
!. MaIrsss. i5xl65 feet. only $500
I 4 foot.
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rieood residence property in all
Us Of the city,
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-04-28
look thu Hint.

A story il told of certain English
bishop well known for his verboSity
who rose to address the house of lords
on Il very important occasion. Il will
divide iny speech under twelve heads"
he said. to the discomfort of his audi
ence
The Marquis Of Salisbury begged to
be allowed to interpose with little
anpcdote. a friend of mine was re-
turning home late one night" he said.
when opposite st. Paul's he SAW an
intoxicated man trying to ascertain the
time on the big clock there. just then
1t began to strike and slowly tolled out
- The man listened. looked hard at
the clock and said: 'Confound you.
Why couldn't you have said that all
at once:'"
The bishop heartily joined in the
laughter which followed and took the
hint contained in the story.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-04-28
a 1EN0eRFo0T At PoKER~
Ns Knew How to Play ossd Hsn4
When Ne Got II.

10 Knew How TO Play . ossd Hsn4
Nhsn Ne Got II.
pat Sheedy." said a sporting ed1-
tor. used to entertain me when
visited his art shop with gambling
tales.
There was one tale about q sand
wich that l rather liked. 1t seems.
according to this tale. that barleeper
In some mining town. connived with
three sharpers. and dear help any
tenderfoot that ever ventured to sit
in 4 little poker game among that
crew.
"One night the tenderest tenderfOOt
Imaginable. after a half dozen drinks
In the saloon. agreed to take . hand
in Q dollar limit game.
Things went along In the usual
way for awhile. Then an amazing
series Of mods and winks began to
pass about. The bartender had sig
nailed that the tenderfOot held four
kings on the draw There we're more
mods and winks. and betting began.
"ln the midst Of the betting . waiter
order to distract the tenderfOot. aud
while the poor dupe WAS tossing on
his drink the sharper next him slip
ped II sixth card on 10 his hand. thus,
Of course. multiplying it.
.The unconscious tenderfoot took
up a huge sandwich. bil Oh a large
mOuthfuI and began to bet again.
Right and left. of course. they raised
him. He ate on and bet away calm
ly. An enormous sum lay on tho
table
Then suddenly the bartender re-
sume,i his no,ls and winks. He was
terribly excited Sonnet hing was
wrong. The sharpers. II little anxious,
called the Iendrrfo"r.
'The tenderfOot finished the last
bite of his sandwich. took Il long drink
Of whisky and laid down his original
five cards. Then In silence he gath
cred In his vast pile Of winnings and
with u cool nod took his leave.
After his departure there was Z
terrible time.
"'What the dickens did he do with
that sixth card" the sharper cried.
"'Didn't you see: Didn't you see"
cried the bartender. dancing up and
down with rage. He ate it with bis
sand wich. "-St. Louis Globe Demo-
crat
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-04-28
A CURE AND A FEE.
Peculiar Experience Of . Doctor With
Business Man.

ID conversation one day about the
sometimes entertain about professional
services Dr 5. Weir Mitchell told the
following story:
"A very wealthy man came to con-
suit me about an attack of vertigo. He
said that n" had jus, returned from II
trip to Europe where he had consult
ed eminent specialists. but that they
had failed 10 afford him any perma-
nent relief. A physician in LOndon,'
he said. asked me why did not make
an attempt to be cured nearer home.
| thought Oh my way out west | would
stop over to see you
Has any physician you have visit
ed looked into your ears!' asked.
mo was his reply.
II made an examination OF his ears,
removed some wax aud a substance
that appeared to be hardened remnants
Of cotton wool. l sent him away then
and told him to come again In a day
or two. He did so.
WELL he exclaimed. L am cured.
How much do | owe you?
about $50. | replied.
"As he drew check he asked. Did
you know when you first examined my
ears that you could cure me-
When | told him that | had very
fair conviction that | could he said:
Well you are Il BANKED fool. You
should have said to me. Il think can
cure you. and ! will do so for $1,000
no cure. no pay" You would have
got your money without Il murmur.'
oh said. If you feel that way
about II there are sever; little chari-
ties in which | am Interested. and
"'No. no: he interrupted. That Is
not business. have my cure. and you
have the price you asked. The trans
action Is closed"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-04-28
An Instrument Of Torture.

In the Isle of Nan the wedding ring
was formerly used as an instrument
Of torture Mr. Cyril Davenport n
his book on jewelry remarks that
there once existed custom In that
island according to which an un-
married girl who had been offended
by man could bring him to trial. and
II he were found guilty she would be
presented with a sword. rope aud a
ring. With the sword she might cut
OF his head. with the rope she might
hang him. or with the ring she might
marry him 1t is said that the latter
punishment was that invariably i'll
ficted. London Standard.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-04-28
Not the SeaIskin.

A speaker apropos of wifely SYM
pathy said at a recent dinner In New
York: How hard 1t is when the wife
is unsympathetic. Poor Jones trudged
home through zero weather one win
ter night and. blowing on his frozen
hands. said SoIemnly:
We'll. I've got the sack
"'Oh, you dear- his wife cried. The
sealSkin Or the other Une:'
The other on". said Jones. laugh
ing bitterly. -WaShIl. .tOn Star.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-04-28
h Liked 1t All.

Johnnie. aged five. liked 10 80 to his
grandma's TO dinner One day one Of
his auniies said to him. Johnnie. I
think the only reason why on like to
eat here Is becarS. Of the 1eSSert you
are sure to get"
ooh. no" said .Iohunie Il like the
dinner too. Deiineator
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-04-28
Hooked,

Mrs. Newlywed-lLe night you pro-
posed you acted like a fish out Of wa
ter
air. Newlywed-I was. and very
cleverly landed too.-Puck.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-04-28
Cootndic

Mrs McMauns. Y re a Lady and
your husband is II .ntleman. but thot
son Mnike of yours. be hivin>. he comes
fror'. ii family "f robbers. So he does
-,;Jston Transcript.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-04-28
THE LOVE KNOT

Tying her bonnet under her chin,
She tied her nng glets in;
But not alone in its slken snare
Did she catch her lovely floating hair,
For, tying her bonnet under her chin
She tied young msash heart within
They were stroling together up the hill
Where the winds come blowing merry and chill;
And it blew the curls froicsome race
All over the happy peach-col lors face.
Till, scolding and laughing she tied them in
Under her beautiful dmped chin.
And it blew color, bnght as the bloom
OF the pinkea uchsias tossing plume,
All over the cheeks of the prettest girl
That ever impnsond a romping curl;
Or in tying her bonnet under her chin,
Tied young mans heart within.
Sleeper and Sleeper grew the hilIr-
Madder merier, chiller Still,
The western wind blew down and pay'd
The widest tricks with the little maid
As, tying her bonnet under her chin
She tied young mans heart within
0 western wind, did you think it was fair
To play such tricks with her floating hair9
To gladly geefuIy do your best
To blow her against the young mans breast?
Where he as gladly folded her in
And kissed her mouth and dimpled chin.
Oh. Ellery Vane, you little thought,
An hour ago, when you besought
This country lass to walk with you,
After the sun had dried the dew,
What penlous danger you'd be in,
AS she tied her bonnet under her chin
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1910-04-28

Defer not till tomorrow to be wise-
Ccsgrove.