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The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-09-08
One Chance to Lose

''W that the Democrats are crow.
"er their prospects of winning
|"AsfesSional elections" said Rep.
4n'e Butler of Pennsylvania the
uay, i am reminded of what
u'u Ike Hill, assistant sergeant.
VI 'he house, used to say on
vi an election. Ike was
~ through and through, but he
philosophical Democrat.
81, anybody asked him how he
s y, Tue vote would go he would
SaCly reply: o. ~
eDSu' l think we've got em.
uoHt buy us off. Popular.
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No Cause for Alarm.

81 have decided said the theatrical
manager. "tc give You a trial, Miss
Arlington. Please be ready to begin
rehearsing Dtonday afternoon,
THANK you so much. But before we
90 any further | must inform you that
7 shall positively refuse to wear tights
or a gown that is cut low IN the neck
"oh. that's all right. In the part
that I'm going to give YOU you Wll,
merely have to stand behind a Sheu
and helm to scream when the cyclone
strikes town"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-09-08

There Is Catarrh In this section OF the country
Than all other diseases put together and until the last
few years was supposed TO be ncurable For a great
many years doctors pronounced II local disease and
prescribed local remedies. and by constantly failing
TO cure with local treatment, pronounced IL icurabe
Science has proven Catarrh to be a constitutional dis
case. and therefore requires constitutional treatment
Hairs Catarrh Cure. manufactured by t. j. Cheney
Co.. Toledo Ohio. Ia the only Constitutional cure
the market II Is taken internally In doses from 10
drops to tcaspoonfui. IL directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system. They oner one
hundred dollars for any ease 1t falls TO cure. Send
for circulars and testimonials.
Address: +. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, 7bc.
Take Halls Family Pills for consultation.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-09-08

Doan s Kidney Pills.
the kidneys with
They have cured
thousands and will
cure you.
Mrs, l.. b. Burke,
219 So. Lilly St., Mos
COW, Idaho, says: II
was almost crazy
with excruciating pain
through my kidneys.
The kidney secretions
ypnrn hioh1u 1nIArol
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-09-08
That Mioht Helm

Our population is growing very
quickly" said the doctor at the board.
ing house breakfast table. There
should be a way of thinning It out"
why not encourage more young
men to become physicians?" suggested
the fat boarder.
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scanty and looked like blood For over
month I was in bed. totally help
less. Doans Kidney Pills benefited
me wonderfully. They have my en-
dorsement at all times"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. 80 cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-09-08
Somethlnu Dreadful.

Wee Anita was listening to a story
of the Johnstown flood
What made it?" she asked.
"Oh, the dam broke" replied grand
ma.
The next morning she ran into her
brothers room and, climbing up on the
bed, inquired anxiously: "Buvver,
wasn't it just drefful bout that swear
breaking and killing all dose people ?"
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HIS Straight Tip.

.na ''uer eyed the two straws in
4'ue he had been served
s. NO these here fer?" he asked
."F Susplclously.
TO drink the lemonade
replied the astonished wal
M, uarn fresh, amt you, son.
Inc farmer, warmly; Il
nun the tall timber, but |
4 " understand right now
10 sucker, b'gosh !"-Ex'
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dates back t0 The
time that wo men
may expect natur@
to bring on them
the Change of Life
l got o bottle OF
Lydia Z. Plnkliagn'n
Vege table Com
pound and IL made
me feel much better..
and l have contin-
ued its use. / Eus
very grateful So you
for the good health
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-09-08
even the Children

N, 'einor Pennypacker, con.
lr III MS witty way the Ameri.
,O'ce evil, told, at a Philadel.
'ueoh' an appropriate story,
out Children" he said, ARE
infected, A Kensington
%acher examining a little girl
!, amar said:
la' Is the future of 81 love?'"
NM 'O'ce' the child answered,
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-09-08
Filling Up.

What do you do when you have no
rewsq II must be hard to fill up
"Wben we have no news, explained
the New York journalist, we use larg'
er type"
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Still the 400.

Ward-They say there are about
275.OoO automobiles owned by indiyid
nails in the United States or one Tor
every 400 population
McAllister-Well, are you in the 400
vet?-Yonkers Statesmen.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-09-08

The Minister-In the next world,
Tommy. the last shall be first.
Tommy-Say, won't | shine when
the minister comes to supper at our
house up there!-Puck.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-09-08
A TIMELY WARNING.

Backache, headache, dizzy spells
and distressing urinary troubles warn
you of dropsy. diabetes and fatal
Bright's disease. Act in time by curing
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Thlnus Channed.

Tom-Where are you going to pass
your vacation?
Dick (dolefully) They
They don't pass anybody now
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Mere Men.

He-I dreamt last night that your
mother was Ill.
She-Brute! heard you laugh in
your sleep.-Lffe.
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GSosS tA<U a.
Harduppe-Say, you bumped into me
and knocked me down with your auto
and ] want damages.
Showfurr-Oh, haven't you got
enough? Well, start up and I'll bump
and knock you again.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1910-09-08

The secrets the average woman can
keep are those of her toilet.
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Mrs. W'nsiow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng softens tho gums reduces in.
pain viii nd cole Doc bottle
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WOMEN
OF MIDDLE
AGE
Need Lydia E. Pinkllam's
Vegetable Compound

Brooktield, Mo.-"Two years ago 4
was unable to do any kind of work and
only weighed 11s pounds. My tro;ihle
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ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
English
Singing Birds

EdtoEs out T9odSre The ou,oo, 49,
~ ~ by The outlook HHIpseXel is Contributing
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-16

"@WNH6RE thousands thousands
the world" said daddy
6 Jack the "but of DO
which animal is called
The ionF said Jack
ought to be the king said Jack because
lion"
that live by fighting
the nothing
tiny helped Of trouble
"Once there a of in
which
he
ate them the
kill
hunted with
indeed kill
but seemed impossible
make the lion prisoner by
kid bait ons
get
1.-THE
hunters he would be killed He roaring
him the
"How could it, daddyT"
by gnawing the cords the
another
them could not the net
with his great claws the entanged
with his sharp little teeth could easily
enough for the lion to get through and escape"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-16
GROWING DOLLARS
As Easy to Have the Growing Kind
as Those That Never Grow
A Matter Of System.

When you come to consider it, the
richest man in the world is not rich
by the money he earned, but by what
he saved and INVESTERll It's purely
a result of his systematic planning
and effort; he's rich because he made
his money grow.
A lot Of people never save at all
because they cannot save a lot, mani
testify an unwise procedure, espec-
tally as there are plans whereby the
small amounts saved by the wage
Garner can now be invested in COM
pany with the many dollars of the
capitalist, and both. on an equal basis.
made to earn large and safe profits.
Such plan is offered by The
Northwestern Mutual Investment Co.
of this city in their limited term in.
vestment certificates; method of in.
vestment that prompts the most care
full and systematic saving on the part
of those who invest small sums. It's
worth looking into; write the com
pany for particulars, the address is
Fargo.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-16
TOO MUCH OF A HURRY.


The charge which is often brought
against Americans--to the effect that
they are always in a hurry-would
seem to be thoroughly justified, IL one
may take three distinct occurrences
in the current magazine field as in
dices.
One of the magazines presents a
frontispiece illustration showing Col
onel Roosevelt shaking hands with
King Edward, on the formers arrival
in London. Another describes the kind
Of greeting Roosevelt found upon his
return from abroad--another contains
thorough summing up of the place
Chief Kohler of Cleveland has taken
in the annals Of police work in Amer
lea.
A little delay would have been bet
ter in each of these instances-put the
magazines must be more than up to
date. They must be up to the minute
and this despite the fact that they
have to go to press from two weeks to
two months before the date of publ
cation.
The world knows at this moment
that Roosevelt has had no greeting at
all in America, though It is not diff
cult to picture the event when it comes
to pass AS for Chief Kohler, he is
undergoing a griIling-which may re-
suit in the loss of his position and
OF all his prestige.
Nor did Roosevelt shake hands with
King Edward when he reached Lon
don. The artist who caught" this
spectacle suggests the Burmese prince
who engaged a London artist to paint
the portrait of the princes father, who
had been many years dead.
Have you a photograph from which
I could obtain an idea of your fathers
features?" inquired the painter
No, there was no photograph-noth-
ing, in fact. But" urged the prince,
you have painted Moses, and Solo
mon, and Columbus, and others whom
you never saw. want you to paint
my fathers portrait on that plan"
The painter did so, and when the
work was completed the prince stood
before it an instant in silence, and
then burst into tears.
How father has changed!" he cried.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-16
LEGISLATIVE CANDIDATES.

The republicans Of the ninth legis-
flative district agreed on three candi-
dates for the lower house and there
win be no strife Senator Kennedy is
a hold over. Representative Price
fsee5xs reelection and his running
mates are Alex Stern and E. H stran-
lnahan.
| IN the tenth district, which COM
prises the middle section of the coun-
tys there will be senator and two
representatives. Senator Gilbert has
no opposition-but there is a scramble
for the two places for the lower house.
I j. B. Akesson seeks reelection. There
are four other candidates. M. H. Hab-
berstad, Filing Severson, S. E. Ulsaker
and John Nelson are all willing to
serve their country. The contest is
an interesting one. Mr.. Akesson and
Mr. Ulsaker are reported at this time
to Be in the lead. but their victory is
not by any means conceded by the
other candidates.
Ia the eleventh Senator Talcott is
q hold over. Representatives Collins
mo longer cares for the place, but A.
t. Peart is again after the honors.
Geo. N. Smith and James e. Hill are
alter Collins place. Mr.. Smith was a
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-16
Trains Goinu West,
BIcKFoRD's DEFENSE.

! state Treasurer Bickford is endeav-
Soring to defend his disposition of the
state funds He announces that he
Us willing to go before the people on
the record he has made as a state
official.
The people of North Dakota are
willing to accept his challenge, and
the voters who want to see the funds
of North Dakota properly safeguard
ed will no doubt cast their ballots for
Gunder Olson of Grafton.
Mr.. Bickford claims the charges
against him are made by political
enemies. The facts scarcely bear him
out in this assertion. One of the
chief attacks on his methods was by
d M. Holmes, general agent of the
surety company that was on Treas
Eurer Bickford's bonds, This company
wanted Mr.. Bickford to tote" square.
The general agent didn't want his
company to get stuck for any trouble
that might result.
Another protest was made by a fell
low banker-a cashier of Minot. This
man protested because Mr.. Bickford
was using his own bank as a clear
lance for number OF counties. when
Fhere were other banks with larger
capital more conveniently situated
land designated state repositories. This
man charged that Treasurer Bickford
was manipulating the funds of the
state to draw the interest on public
funds
! North Dakota's money should be
carefully safeguarded. 1t should not
be handled for the benefit of any one
man. No man should be elected state
Hreasurer who will show favoritism to
a small bank in which he is financially
Einterested-and which was not a. des-
agnated depository at the time he sent
large funds there.
Mr.. Bickford prides himself on his
insurgency. Are the insurgents proud
Iofs him and his record? VIII they k.
Mis- official delinquents? The Forum
docs not believe the voters Of North
dakota will care to take any more
chances with State Treasurer Bick-
ford. 1t expects them to nominate and
elect honest Gunder Olson of Grafton
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-16

member Of the legislature away back
in 81, He wants to show the people
that he, too, like Jeff-can come
back" From repoSes received from that
section 1t appears that Messrs. Peart
and Hill are paired off for the two
places and George N. is playing lone
hand. The people Of the eleventh will
have the satisfaction of knowing they
will. have two reliable men---no matter
which pair Of the three lands the place.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-16
STATE REPUBLICAN TICKET
CONFORMING no THE PRINCIPLES
AND INTENT OF THE PRI-
MARY LAW.

Prominent aspirants for official hon
ors representing the progressive policies
Of Theodore Roosevelt and William
Howard Taft:
United States senator-Porter j. McCum-
Der. Richland County; Edward Engerud,
Cass County.
Member Of Consress-L. b. Hanna. Cass
County.
Governor-C A. johnson, Ward County.
Lieutenant Governor-J b. Sharpe, La.
Moure County.
Secretary Of state-Frank S. Henry. Barnes
County.
state Auditor John Flittie, Mckenzie
County.
state treasurer Gupdar olaon. walsh
County.
Attorneg General. 9. Adamson. Hotti.
ncau County.
Superintendent Of Public Instruction--E. +
Taylor. Grand Forks County
Commissioner Of Insurance--Geo. II. stone
Hettinger County.
Commissioner OF Agriculture and Labor
w. G. Gilbreath, Morton County.
Commissioners of Railroads-W. III. Mann.
Morton County; J. Z. Purcell Cass
County; J. Q. Fadden, Grand Forks
County.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-16
THE BUREAU OF HEALTH.

When the movement to organize a
national bureau of health was first
projected some time ago, it was sup
posed to embody a universal demand.
The appeal to the popular imagination
was strong. The idea of creating such
an establishment at the seat of gov
ernment-of safeguarding the citadel
of human life by bringing the rtpest
professional and scientific wisdom Of
the day to bear through organized
channels upon the paramount subject
Of health-seemed to be the acme of
practical wisdom
But the tocsin of war has sounded
Some very grave and serious objec-
tons have been offered to this splendid
project.
So great indeed is the opposition
which the scheme has called forth that
Professor Fisher, who is chairman of
the committee on legislation, says that
a campaign fund Of $4,000 will be
needed at once to prosecute a defensive
fight for the measures which are now
pending in congress-and even if this
sum of money is subscribed there can
be no guarantee of results.
Perhaps the chief argument which
is made against the establishment Of
the proposed bureau of health is that
if organized it will be dominated and
controlled by one particular school of
medicine-to the absolute exclusion Of
other schools-and that such an in
vidious distinction on the part of the
United States government would be
both unfair and unconstitutional.
In the event the particular school of
medicine which is advocating the adop-
ton Of this idea meets with success, it
will not only mean federal protection
to this school, so it is claimed-but fed
eral discrimination against other
schools thing manifestly at variance
with the spirit of free institutions.
The question is asked in perfect SER
iousness, why should the United States
government be asked to intervene in a
fight between doctors-all of whom
have an equal standing before the law?
One Of the most uncompromising OBJ
ponents Of the proposed bureau of
health is DR.. B. o. Flower, editor of
The Twentieth Century Magazine.
DIR. Flower says that the organiza-
ton behind this movement, viz, the
American Medical association, has
been seeking monopolistic protection
for fifty years-that there are literally
millions Of intelligent citizens whose
belief in regard to the healing of the
body is diametrically opposed to that
of the regular professionalism there
are various rapidly growing schools or
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-16
Travellers Tales

"Ah, me, ah, me-" said the overheateo
traveller as he gave backward look
and asked If Herman was coming "Ah
me, ali, me-" said he again, 81 didn't
think Herman Kuehl could display such
a temper as he showed this afternoon"
The man was well nigh wilted yes
terday afternoon as he appeared on N.
F. avenue short distance east of
Broadway. He was coatless, hatless
and his clothing bespoke hard usage.
He wasn't hunting a policeman, but
had an officer been right on hand
there is every reason for believing that
he would have taken the stranger in.
Here is the way he told of it:
i was, just going into the hotel
about 4 o'clock when I men Herman.
He was hopping his face, an so didn't
say anything to him. One man walked
up and asked the German If this was
warm enough for him, while a minute
after another man said. pretty hot
day, hain't it?' Herman was scowling
like all possessed, when the third man
said:
Didn't think you had such hot
weather here. Do you have it often p
Herman only grunted. Another man
followed Herman out to the corridor
that leads to the bedrooms and said:
Mighty warm. Think it will rain?'
and the man who presides behind the
counter OK evenings only raised his
eyebrows and gave a cold and clamy
stare. There were perhaps half a doz-
en- others who approached and made
remarks about the weather. when !, in
an innocent manner. came up to him
and said: Herman. this a devil of
warm day and wish but got no
farther, for he grabbed me by the col
lar. tore Off my coat, threw me down
on the fioor and danced on my form
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-16

systems of thought which are entitled
to equal rights and equal privileges.
The proposition is laid down that
there are two fundamental principles
which free men throughout western
civilization have sought at any price to
maintain ever since the dawn Of mod
ern times. The right of the individual
to select the priest or clergyman OF
his choice to minister to the health Of
his soul-and the right Of the individ-
ual to select the physician OF his choice
to minister to his bodily ills.
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and said he'd heard all he wanted to
of this blankety. blank, blankety wea-
Their, and here am"
1t don't do to talk too much about
the weather such days as yesterday.
L. a. Anderson. cashier Of the First
State bank of Gardner, this county,
was in Fargo for a few hours yester-
day. He is making the trip from his
home town to Madison, Wis, in his
own automobile. and he Is going on a
tender mission, for at the end OF his
journey he expects to be married to a
young lady of Madison. Mr. Anderson
has had sort of hard time with his
new machine. On the first day ne got
it the critter broke down on he y. p.
crossing and held up 4 train, and on
coming to this city yesterday an axle
spring was broken and he had to stop
here to make repairs. Hes'was accom-
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panied on his journey By q gentleman
friend from his town.

panied on his journey BY q gentleman
friend from his town.
Deacon" White, who used to play
shortstop for the Fargo baseball team
some years ago stopped in this city for
a short time yesterday. He is now To-
Gated at Edmonton. Alberta, wnere he
is the manager and one Of the players
in a team there. and he came to Fargo
to see if ne couldn't pick up pitcher
or two. He said: II have a rafting
good ball team up at Edmonton. and
am making good with it. I do wish
there was a league and that Fargo was
a member Of it. ] just love to think
back Of the days when I played here.
! had a good time, and like to meet my
old friends of those days again" Mr..
White, who does not act at all like a
deacon" has a host OF friends in town
who were glad to see him.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-16
OFFICIAL PAPER CITY OF FARGO
VOLUME xxxlII, NO. 1872.

The Fargo Forum ana Republican In
published every evening except Sunday In
The Forum Building, corner Of First avenue
and Fifth street north, Fargo, N. d.
Subscription - The Fargo Forum and
Daily Republican, by carrier l5c per week,
or A0c per month, In advance; So per year.
The Fargo Forum and Weekly Republican
81 per year. The Fargo Forum and Sat-
urday Republican, So per year. Single
copies &c. Subscribers will find the date
to which they have paid, printed opposite
their names on their address slips.
Address all communications to The Fo-
rum Printing Co., Fargo. n. D.
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"a A beggar struck The Forum Of
flee the other day-asking for two bits.
Every little two bits helped him, he
said.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-16

sS. Make the glorious Fourth thrill
ing day for the patriot-rather than a
busy one for the doctors.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-16

E1' Carnegie might help out some of
his millionaire friends by providing a
fund to pay the duty on struggled
goods.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1910-06-16

eS.It's becoming possible to convict
wealthy violatoIs of the law.