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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-11-07
ArDCRAZYLOG.
Is LISTENED BY FRED SCEAEFEP.

is my motto. That's a rule I in
tend to adhere to until 1 get the
paste out of my system.
You see, got tired of having
'paperhangers come into the house
and put loud patterns on the
walls and then tramp the trim
mings into the floor until you had
to pry them off with q putty knife
the next Sunday afternoon.
So | took day off and did the
job right. l thought l would
have a ripping time. 1t was.
All the time 1 had was ripping
the old paper off.
So laid off another day to
put the new paper on. There
was a little delay in choosing the
pattern for the parlor. / wanted
something neat like a checker
board, but my wife stood out for
four fat cupids strangling in rota-
tion among mess of morning
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-11-07

the service. The young man took
a revolver from his pocket and
laid it on the table. The clerk said
THANK YOU" and slipped the re-
volver into the table drawer.
Another case of peculiarly de-
veloped conscience" said he.
Every little while somebody
drifts in here carrying something
in his pocket that he is ashamed
to take into the clerk. Possibly
that man has a permit to carry d
revolver. Anyhow, lie has no
compunctions against carrying one
every place he goes, but his con-
science balks at taking it into
church. No doubt more incidents
of that kind take place here than
in most churches, for this is a
church where men just drop in
without any special preparation.
have seen men hand over a pack
of cards, a bottle of liquor-a va
riety of things in fact that are
intrinsically harmless but which
do not seem compatible with de-
votional attitude"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-11-07
PAGE OFlTHE TACOMA TIMES

The court from the bench Friday declared Philip
Lavoie guilty of crime. Yet he was freed.
OF course he was arrested again, and now he will
be taken to San Francisco to be tried. a
He is here. All the witnesses are here. The law
yers understand the case. But to observe legal
techncalities the whole thing must now be transfer
red to San Francisco. An expense of probably 81
600 or maybe $4,000 will be put on the government
to carry through this case.
And for what?
To vindicate red tape.
And every dollar of that money comes out of the
hard hands of the toilers who produce the wealth
of the nation.
If there is any earth who deserves little at
the hands of society it is the wretch who is living off
the dirty gold wrung from the shame of scarlet
women There is just one question that ought to be
asked concerning that class, and that is whether
they guilty or innocent.
There is a loud protest going up all over the coun-
try against the laws delay, and the pettyfogging
lawyers and bench in this country
Pierce county has seen prosecutor squander
$4,000 quibbling and pettyfogging over murder
which is not ended yet
The question, plain and simple, as to whether the
accused be guilty or innocent, is lost sight of in the
quibbng of attorneys and bench technicalities
Any private corporation would have gotten all the
truth there to get out of the Kvalshaug case in
"A hours and would have settled it. But the cour+-
here drag out for weeks and then the jury gets
muddcd it disagrees
Isn't there need for revolution in the procedure
of orr cOultS2
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-11-07

buI II L > l !
Frederick for
gets a few nice
little Inquisitor-
ial Statutes that
adorn the law
books of the
effete East.
For instance,
right in Fred
erick s beloved
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-11-07
PODVALLEY LEAGUE.

AihhiotoNH, NON. O.-l luRle-
town scored another easy victory
over the Chicago Cubs today by
the victory of II to 0. TinEle-
town made 8 hits and no errors;
Chicago made 1 hit and errors.
Fritterville, Nov. THE dou-
ble-header scheduled for today
with Mixlecreek was called off on
account of hot weather.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-11-07

The free lunch
is still taboo, to
be sure, B u t
Frederick is in
vited. to drop in
some of our
Perfectly Good
Thirst Parlors.
DO not come
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Wait for
Dem
OSCAR UND ADOLF AS BOY sCoUIDs

Dose two comg a 4 nod
butt great yet make
hit yess be
Beware
tfoners.
ouad-
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-11-07

late! If you
can't get down
here and get
this office swept
out earlier than
this, I guess the
B o o m e Rink
M a curing
Co. can get a
good man who
will.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-11-07

SITUATION WANTED = Man
who had a good position as in
spector of baseball bulletin boards
wishes temporary employment to
lde him over the winter. Adj
dress A. FAN. If.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-11-07
LEAVES PISTOL WHEN
He GOES IN CHURCH

1t was evening service in a
that is popular with men.
A young man whom the usher had
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-11-07
Talk About Queer Laws---That
Cigaret Law Isn't In 1t y

To the Editor of the Sun
Sir: There is a state out
here in the Northwest where
it is unlawful to sell cigar
cites or to give away food;
and the name of that state is
Washington.
Now what do you suppose
our father, George Washing
ton, would say about such
fool legislation if he knew?
FREDERICK HANSON.
On Board the North Coast
Limited, October 81.
The little note is from the cru.
dite New York Sun.
Mayhap Frederick Hanson is ar
inhabitant of the metropolis
where the gladstone free lunch
a bounds and where one may pur-
chase SnitZ Caporal cigarettes
without fear of the dog catcher.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-11-07

Percival Blink, Phi. D.: Look
here, Husk, you're 10 minutes
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-11-07
TODAY IN HISTORY
Nov. Z, 1911, Gen. VIM. Henry
Harrison and a small company of

Nov. Z, 1911, Gen. VIM. Henry
Harrison and a small company of
soldiers W g
waylaid on the
L@~'"S~ rippecanoe
creek near the
@-Prophet's town
in Indiana. But Harrison was
some Indian fighter in days when
the fighting of Indians was an es-
sential accomplishment of every
one who lived as far west as Indi-
ana. Indeed, William Henry
fought the Indians so we'll that
the next year his countrymen sent
him to fight the British, and after
that they made him president of
the United States and established
the dubious precedent of giving In
diana a place on the NATIONAL
ticket.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-11-07

never ID e ( o J. e
seen advanced
up the aisle, then
he said, Wait a
minute, and re-
treated to the
vestibule, where
the S e Y t o IL S
clerk sat during
the first part Of
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-11-07
Thanksgiving Observations by the
Office Cat.

Notice that the entire ticket ad-
vocated by the Daily Thing was
elected?
Most people save all plugged
niekels for the street car con-
ductor.
It's no disgrace for a married
man to be baldheaded.
If the clerk of a street car is
o conductor, is the motorman a
non-conductor?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1910-11-07
GAMES FOR THANKSGIVING.
kaSmoOdIp

Carefully select six hand-picked
beans. Soak them in best quality
water, slightly diluted with soap.
If the beans swell up, you win.
Sublunjink.
Decorate your left hand with
one large market basket. Conceal
one $40 bill, medium size, in your
right hand pants pocket. Give
this $40 bill in exchange for one
turkey, a few vegetables and a
can of beans. Return home and
complain bitterly of the increased
cost of living. If Aldrich gives a
! ! ! you cop the prize.
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secondcass matter
TELEGRAPHIC SERVICE OF UNITED PRESS ASSOCIATION.
PUBLISHED EVENING EXCEPT SUNDAY BY THE
COMPANY
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5UIUItTS " q T 9
waylaid on the
L l d d e C a n o e
creek near the
PrODhet's town
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|DOES A COLLEGE
EOIrTATION pAY2l

1905.
Percy Blink
on top row of
bleacher): Go
it, Husk, old
horse! Eat 'em
alive! H o | d
EN-, Varsity,
old EN-!
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of our courts
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-19
GOOD WAY TO DO BUSINESS.

In ordering 5oc bottle OF Dr. How.
ard 5 celebrated specific for the cure
of constipation and dyspepsia at -
cents. Schramm. Johnson Drugs, are Civ.
ing ono of the greatest trade chance;
ever Offered to tho people OF Salt Lake
CITY.
IF food docs not digest well. if there
is gas or pain In the stomach, if the
TONGUE is coated and the breath bad, il
there is constipation and straining DR.
Howard S specific VIII cure YOU. If il
does not, YOU have Schramm-.J Johnson 5
personal guarantee to return your
money.
This remarkable remedy comes in the
form of tiny granuies. and can be ear.
ried IN the vest pocket or purse. II is
very popular IN New York City, and it
is not unusual TO see someone after a
meal at one of the large hotels or res.
taurants. take Il dose of this specific.
knowing that il viii prcveut the mncom.
Portable feeling which frequently FOL.
lows Il hearty meal.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-19
SPECIAL Rate IS MADE
FOR TRIP TO NORTH

An unprecedented opportunity is Of
fered for Salt Lakers to take advantage
OF the boosters excursion northward.
Secretary Joseph T.. Caine of the Com =
merciaI club has made arrangements for
q rate of $15 for the rest OF the itinern ry
Of the excursion train-the trip to tho
northern counties, This rate will include
commodations.
The boosters special will arrive from
Tooele and Garfield at O'Clock this
Thursday afternoon, At 3:+5 O'Clock
II will leave the Short Line station for
tho north, with Logan the ultimate des-
Woods Cross. Harrington. Knysville and
Layton. Ogden will be reached about 6
o clock this evening In Ogden the party
will be taken III hand by the Weber club.
There will be n big meeting In Ogden
and the train will leave for the north
day at Garland Tremonton, Corinne,
Brigham City and Collinston Logan will
be reached about 2:45 in the afternoon.
Logan has made great preparations for
the reception of the eAcursionists. 4
letter from the secretary OF the CONNER
and child in Cache county will be In 10
gan to greet the boosters.
The train will arrive in Salt Lake on
the return trip at o'clock Saturday
morning.
'''rhe trip down south" said Mr.. Caine
upon his return Wednesday. was q con
tinuous ovation. In. fact. they nearly
killed US with kindness. No party of
travellers ever were received We were,
There is no question that the trip north
ward will be continuation OF the re-
ceptions we received In southern Utah,
and everybody who can possibly do so
should take advantage of the special rate
for the Logan trip"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-19
HIGH SCHOOL MOTIFS

The cadet battalion was assembled on
the lawn Wednesday and put through
the calisthenic exercises in the shade on
the trees, The drill was also without
coats. Order No If was read, when
appointed the following non commits. d.
stoned officers: QuartermaSter sergeant
of company B Seymore Billings. scr
geants of company B. Earl Newton ano
Frank Mulvcy; corporals or COMPANY ~,
Max Tayuer Baniar World and Lester
Margetts. corporal OF company Is, charles
s Smith and Herman Post: corporal OF
company G.. Cavcndsh Cannon. Nnpio
Rydaich and Arthur Johnson; corporaiIsi
of company -, Chester snow. huse'''
owen. Roy Culver and Paul Bassett
Principal Eaton talked 10 tho cadets
about the exhibition drill on Governor 5
day and stated that tho new campus
would be rolled for tho occasion, uhuY5
the condition that the cauetS WILL ,nrl.
.loar il OF the large stones, which were
looscned by the grading. every u"N SUI. SUI
dnnt of the school is expected 10 work
during vacant periods THURSDAY
The senior singing practice "Wednesday
afternoon. under j. NJ. Brines' WIZ
good one. ana the chorus VIII "0 ~ '
for the exercises.
,1tse warl is doing excellent work
with ibc girls i'm preparation Tor tls '%-
hibition next week. IL VIII Nv H'"
the campus.
This is tho final week for regular aIn,, SLa,s
work, az the reviews VIII commence MN
day. taking two weeks
Tbo fourth-vear English class under
| NIss Megemure will meet from NO or
Inc mornings In order TO complete ~, ~,
| ron,,ired work before graduation. ne
| class is taking double work ana 'S S"sn
| ly In rear.
o.an,a,n Webb announced "Wednesday
| 49,, ,odat JrIll would stop Friday. MAY
| 27. Full dress Will be work on 'ne "''''
\ JrfIl day.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-19
Railroad Notes.

The Santa Fe has clever little book
let entitled Golf In California.
The growth OF the ain nomobe industry
Is plainly evidenced by the special order
OF 1000 automobile box cars by the 1Iarri-
man lines.
II. NJ Cushing of the Rio Grande is
back from Richheld.
Agent j NJ. Kimmel OF the Pullma n
company at Ogden WAS in the city we'd
nesday,
Superintendent z, c. Manson OF the
Salt Lake division was i'll the city Weo-
nesday from Ogden.
g. II. Griffin. commissioner Of the local
railroad bureaus is back from the cast,
The lake repairs on the Western Pacific
are now expected TO be made by tr,day
night.
Since the Salt Lake Route has been
out OF commission all the business 1or-
mcrly enjoyed by that line has been dl-
verted to New Orleans and El Paso
gateuays 1t made little difference with
the Southern Pacific at Ogden but that
lines Sunset route and the Santa Fe
rcaped the harvest so Utah lost the trai-
flc
The Rio Grande has gotten another
edition from The press OF the booklet
Camping in the Rockies
All Rio Grandc trains were on time
Wednesday.
President Bancroft OF the Short
Line and Salt Lake Route Will remain III
Los Angeles all week.
The Eric has settled with its trainmer
by granting an increase.
The wabash has issued beautiful
booklet on Detroit for distribution among
prospective elk travellers.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-19

Happy" Johnson. president OF tho Com
mercial club, who was stricken by a
nervous collapse two weeks ago and was
compelled to go to Los Angeles. thus cx-
Club quartette then sang a song. my
Irish Rose" the members OF the club
joining in tho chorus.
Gives Tintic Boost.
Chairman Colborn then introduced B.
y. Z. Stott. one of tho most prominent
members OF the bar here and a member
OF the Salt Lake Commercial club. His
remarks Dertaned to the Tintic district
He referred to the first mine. the Sun
beam, In the southern portion OF the dis
trict, which Was followed by the discovary
OF the Mammoth and the Centennial
Eureka, the latter being the deepest. the
richest and heaviest producer in the dis
trict. He also elaborated on the growth
OF the three big camps In 'rintic and oi
the wealth produced in the district, which
is being poured into Salt Lake City. iIc
concluded his address by pledging the aid
OF the Tintic region to the Commercial
club In exploiting the state.
John II. McChrystal. general manager
OF the Gemini mine and also a member
OF the Salt Lake Commercial club. spoke
on the question OF rates upon ores from
smclters and the coal that came into the
district. declaring tiat they had been
equalized, but he hoped for a further re-
duction. He also pledged the aid OF the
OF the Commercial club In telling the
world about Utah. He also referred 10 the
richness of the district
j. VIII Knight of Provo was the next
speaker He stated chat his father had
invested large sums Of money in the dis
trict in mines and had also erected a
sn1elter at Silver City. While ne had IN
vested a largo amount of money on which
no return had been made and while the
smelter has been closed for some time. Inc
hoped and believed that II would soor
reopen and he OF groat benefit TO the dis
trict Ho also referred to the wage scale
and said that this would likely be ad-
justed soon TO tho benefit OF the miner:
and OF others.
Other Speakers.
Others who made brief remarks were
Orson Hewlett aud w. p. Reed. the lar.
ter being the first sheriff Of Juab county
The G1ee club sang several songs anC
the meeting was closed by the band play.
ing the Star Spangled Banner" verso
OF one OF the songs that made n hit fol.
lows;
In that good old Salt Lake town,
IN that good old Salt Lake town,
Where the Commercial club Is on fhC
boost
From old Judge Colboin down.
When the census man gets on his job
And writes the story down,
What a bunch OF boosters hen find,
In that good old Salt Lake town.
The party, after the meeting was en-.
tertained at the Elks' club rooms. Jh,
boosters will leave at o'clock Thursday
morning for the north.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-19
J, L. Sammis OF the Elks on the latters
trip through the west.
UNION PACIFIC EXPERIMENTS
WITH WIRELESS TELEGRAPHY

The Union Pacific railroad has issued
orders TO Immediately install wireless
telegraphy over the main lines OF that
system and announced that as soon as
completed all s.~will be dispatched
by wireless.
For three years DR.. Frederick II. Mile
ner has been experimenting with wireless
on the Union Pacific and has now per-
fected his apparatus so that the railroad
believes it practical.
Sending stations will be erected at all
division points and receiving stations at
every high point as well as on all trains,
Train orders Will be sent to stations as
we'll as directly to moving trains.
The master station at Omaha is almost
completed. Railway Record.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-19
SENIOR MINING CLASS
STUDIES GEOLOGY All 0PHlR

The university senior mining nnEimeG,y {. :,
ing students returned homo iDi Meul,'pIb,sy ,bay.
s,udieJ tbe geology OF the camp, ~ no
eioss icft mere last Thursday under inc
direction Of Dr. Fred J. Pack OF re,Ty ,ne uS
partment OF geology 81 .l'. ,sLn an In :
LS@tg G%De gdent nrI" Examination OF the country
ans1 ang =" write report on Il which mnst ,IfII
he examined and approved n by inc i"e''''
-. ueyt three days will he spent
the "v varsiiy . in making these reports aiter
Which the students will leave on rne ,me .tn an
nual mining trip TO Montana, a. this trip.
ogntS ,taitirr "i al, or the Important mines and
smnIIsT. r9ei Of the Butte section and aiso a,s'
The Idaho mines In the Occur l,ar,n A,e..o viii
'oath re.u'h gaIt Like Just In time for the COM
n,cncement exercises.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-19
METEOROLOGICAL REPORT.

Record at the local office OF the United
States weather bureau for the twenty
four hours ending at p, m. "Wednesday;
Temperature at p, m. IL; maximum
temperature. II; minimum tempera ture,
10; mean temperature, 5S which is l de-
gree below normal.
Total excess since the 1st OF the month,
81 degrees; total excess since January 1,
3S5 degrees.
Precipitation at s p. pl., none, total pre-
cipitaton since first OF the month, %
inch, which IS .93 inch below normal,
Total deficiency since January l, 3.67
inches.
Relative humidity, 1s per cent
The rises at sos y. M, and sets at
7;42 y. NJ.
The moon rises at 81 p. IN. and sets
at 3s43 a. m. on May 20, 1910.
WEATHER RECORD.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-19
LAKE ON
MAP
|rd,tran' of the Wabash
I'D, Army Of Utah
/ Boosters.
E,y LINES KNOW So " MAN
ADVANTAGES OF AloN
L !, Advertising Central
|,.,l4s TO the Pacific
A Coast,

.,.l,ors in the city We'd
" .'s,,ut General Passen-
2, ia H. Tristram Of The W a.
i.cs i,ce,. in Chicago, Mr.. iris
!. n. most popular and m
Scr y men in the trunk hne
l,ssspsr e pasumbers his friends from
casm IN enjoy The heaviest
|c s0i%s from the west tins year yea
aver aver had, remarked MT.
i've ,s s' Knutsford. The city
q 'h5 doing everything IN It's
y o ,hs Elks' reunion a no
n the orders hlstor! anu
"a IN, NJ Of $4,000 has been ap-
y. .' asoorations. In general.
10 ,Sis season will be about
III s, @ summers, but we look
.n1satIy heavy California uai1 &
So. So, and you people of salt
s, 49,, an immense travel. what
+ ng nggis,lnc lines and those that
TO % for traffic by that time.
&, zbo arc railroading down
- alive 10 the wonderful ad-
attractions OF Salt Lake
- he last few years il has
.,rated that this city has n
Z n. avn that attracts the trav-
sss,' and Salt Lake City. with
y. and skyscrapers. Its lake
rsaTts. is finding It's way into
e,,s,pre and the Wabash is
I, oss OF the many attractions
y, sp,,en out covering the
|,-rh this city. There was n
:sis form OF publicity was eH-
|s ,srk city or board Of trade,
tt-s has passed. and now the
4 AN getting out new book
4, q deal with those places In
n r.NIc is personally interested,
\, resson Salt Lake is making
l,,s In this respect. and ccr-
4 rany attractions and climate
b slploiiation."
srarl Is accompanied by Trav-
'r,ryr Agent c. J. Helber, and
-tng with Grand Exalted Ruler
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-19
Wrinkles and CroWfeet

make the young appear old, Nervous
ness, worry or insomnia may cause these
unsightly lines, By rebuilding the en-
tire nervous system and regulating the
kidneys properly. Palmo Tablets rem
der the complexion smooth, fresh and
youthful-and better still, they make
you feel years younger 90 cents. Book
Free. The g, r. Fell Co, Cleveland, o..
+. J. Hill Drug Co, 80 W. End South.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-19
University Notes

Tho varsity students nro making
,,renarations for tine big annual outing
nf the school. 30 be held at Wenaenere
Friday. There will be picnic In INC att
ernoou and dancing IN inc evening,
r,,.,,c;,,, George A. Eaton will address
tho university students at chapel eXeT-
clscs Friday morning
4 meeting of the seniors VIII be held
Thursday.
a banquet for debntcrs and members OF
.hc Dramatic club will be given by the
ni,.nrs,iv faculty In the Commercial
Club rooms Friday morning at 10 o'clock.
The alumni Will assist AS hosts Of the
event,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-05-19
ADJUSTMENTS
IN SALT LAKE THEATERS.

. IN SALT LAKE THEATERs.
: Musical Comedy.
: COLONIAL THEATER = Wine.
. Woman and Song" Evening,
S;15.
. Comedy,
: DANIELS TIIEATER-"Facing the
Music" Eyoning, Sis.
. GRAND THEATER--Rip Van
Winkle." Evening. $50.
Vaudeville,
ORPHEUM NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
vaudeville. Matinee. 2:16. Even
ing. sis.
MISSION THEATER-Imperie vau-
deville. Matinee. 2;50. Evening,
ing, 1.30 and 9:l5.
. Fishers vaudeville and
: moving pictures, Matinee: :.
sHUBERT THEATER-Hig class
vaudeville and moving pictures
Matinee, 2. Evening, 4.
, Motion Pictures,
LUNA, ISIS, ELITE TIiE&TERS-
Motion pictures, continuous per
formance, afternoon and even
ing.