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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-01-02
ELEVATOR KILLS 2
SWIFT FALL FATAL.
Tictims Jumped on Hudson
Tube Lift ia Motion.

One man was instantly killed and an
other so seriously injured that he died
later in the hospital. when an elevator
dropped sixty feet in the Hudson Tunnels
AZ the Pennsylvania Railroad station. in
Jersey City, early yesterday morning Irv-
ing P. Loveioy. OF No. ESQ Riverside Drive.
and man thought to he August FlacI<er.
81 No. 2os, Hudson street Hoboken. were
the victims. the latter diving in the CITY
Hospital. Jersey City. shortly before
O'clock yesterday afternoon, about eight
hours after the accident occurred. A
woman who was An the car ESCAPED injury
The car was not IN use when the accI-
dent happened. Hugh Patterson. an cleo
trical engineer. Of No. 80 West 4eth street.
was repairing II at the bottom OF the SHAFT
which is about eighty feet deep. While he
was working the elevator assembled TO the
tor Of the shaft and the door opened auto
nlstically. As Miss Alice Jenkins. of Jer-
sey City. stepped aboard. thinking that the
car was In use and would carry her down
20 the tunnel platform. Patterson shouted
20 her TO jump off. Before she could 60 so
Tie car began TO descend
AZ TIE same moment Loveioy and the
other man tried to get on the car The
former missed his footing and fen between
the elevator and the side Of the shaft. His
head was crushed and his body dropped
into the car. The other man received in
5uries 10 the stomach and legs. After drop
ping about sixty feet the car suddenly
stopped.
4 hurry call was sent in to Police and
Fire Headquarters Captain Cooney and
four men Of Truck 1. several patrolmen
and Or. Ryan responded In order to
reach the car they were obliged 10 lower
themselves into the shaft and chop a hole
IN the top Of the elevator. Patterson and
Miss Jenkins were taken out uniniured
The body OF Lovejoy was taken to the
Morgue and the injured man was hurried
"a the City Hospital as fast as possible.
Patterson was arrested pending an investi-
CATION.
Mrs. Lovejov was told Of the accident by
telephone. She went Immediately to Jer-
sev City with her sever-year-old daughter
and identified the body Of her husband
She said that she could not understand
how he happened 10 be in Jersey City at
that hour in the morning. She had been
waiting for him all the evening she said
for they had planned a New Years cele-
bration. When he failed to appear at
midnight she became worried and paced
the floor with her eght-weeks-o baby
unfit the telephone message came.
Mr. Loveioy was tairty-one years old
and was in the real estate business at No
l60 Broadway He was a graduate Of
Princeton There has been a series of &C
cidents I'm the family within the last few
wears. Three years ago Mr.. Loveioy's
brother was run over and killed by
surface car About three months ago his
mother died suddenly while seated at the
dinner table and NO weeks later his
father died as q result Of the shock Of his
u-ife's death
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-01-02
ADMIT DYNAWITING.
B. & o. Strikers Responsible
for Baltimore Outrages.

Baltimore. Jan. w H. Zimmerman
and ". B. Shipley. who went out with the
striking machinists of the Baltimore q
Ohio Railroad here last MAY. In formal
statements TO Detective Captain Humphrey
to-day. confessed that they had engaged IN
a plot to blow up the Mount Clare Railroad
shops last night
In the shops at the time the bomb was TO
be exploded were more than LOCO workmen.
and the alleged plOtters admitted that they
did not know how many would be killed by
the explosion. An explosion under the Gay
street bridge, which is forty feet above the
street level occurred onlv a few minutes
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-01-02
SHIPPERS PROTEST.
Coal Operators Say 2. r. r.
Is H gdiRSt Them.

Wheeling, W. Va. Jan. 1-C1aiming that
they were unjustly Disseminated against
by PENNSYLVANIA Railroad influences. and
alleging that the equipment of the Balti-
more & Ohio Railroad had been allowed TO
depreciate until il no longer serves to move
one-fifth of the tonnage that is offered it,
delegation of West Virginia coal shippers
appeared before Congressman ". Z. Hub
hard to-day asking his aid in securing a
Congressional inquiry into the stock owner
ship and control of the Baltimore & Ohio
Railroad.
Shippers say the policy of the Baltimore
& Ohio Railroad is being dictated by the
Pennsylvania Railroad influences, and that
il IS part of a policy that the rival road has
adopted 10 cripple the Baltimore & Ohio
Railroad and ruin its shippers, in order
that the Pennsylvania Railroad and Penn
sylvania operators may have a monopoly
Of the coal mining and coal moving busl-
ness throughout the coal regions of Penn
sylvenia, West Virginia and Ohio,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-01-02
A TlRELESS TURBINE.

In a gas factory at Ivry, near Paris.
Laval turbine, driven by jets of steam, was
once set to work, and when fairly under
way was driven for $500 hours, or $50 days,
without stopping for an instant An auto
matte oiler kept it fabricated. and a work
man visited it once in twelve hours to re-
pIenish the oil reservoir. The speed of the
circumference of the rotating disk being
about six miles a minute a point on that
circumference must have travelled in the
course of the $50 days almost five and a
half times the distance from the earth 10
the moon.-Harper' Weekly.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-01-02
ICE GoRGEs AT ST. LOUIS.
Do Much Damage Along the Levee-
Ohio Flood Threatened.

ST Louis. Jan. Damage estimated at
$4,000 was done on tse ievee here late to-
Gay, when Ice gerges which had formed in
the Mississippi River broke. The floating
ice swept away everything in its path
The steamer Chester was driven high on
the bank and damaged TO the amount Of
A@o The steamer Omaha suffered 5000
damages. The river water rose five feet
shortly before the gcrges broke, and then
Teceded.
Gorgcs threaten damage along the Ohio
River
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-01-02
VOTING BY ELECTRICITY.

It is proposed that the French Chamber
of Deputies shall vote by electricity A
screen will be placed near the secretaries
table containing the names of the Deputies
and against each name will be five spaces
marked, Present" Absent Yes, NO
of each session. when the Deputy takes his
seat. he will press button in front of
him and so record his presence. Then at
the time of the vote he will vote Yes"
No or his wish to abstain, by pressing
the necessary button-Tit-Bits
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-01-02
BRUTAL MURDER OF WOMAN.
Fourth Of Similar Character Shock:
Cincinnati.

cincinnati, Jan Miss Anna LLOYD
thirty-six years old secretary Of the Wi
bors-Hanna Lumber Company, was found
dead in a lonely part Of the city to-day
The woman had been attacked, gagged and
her throat had been cut.
The crime is the fourth Of series which
hlve occurred in the same vicinity in the
last three years. At intervals during that
time the bodies Of three young women.
mutilated and abused have been found
within z radius OF couple of miles of the
spot There Miss Lloyi's body was discov-
ereo. Although the Police have worked on
Ihese crimes, no arrests have been made
Miss Llovd body was found by two hovs
ana the Snow in the 1eighborhood showed
that struggle occurred before the woman
nEerrorre
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-01-02
PITTsBURG COAL CONTROL.
Stockholders Urged to Unite Against
Scheme to Acquire It.
b TELEGRAPH TO The Tribune

Pittsburg. Jan. 1-Stockholders Of the
Pittsburg Coal Company are receiving
copies Of circular sent out BY the d.
rectors of the company warning them
that an effort is being made to acquire
control of the company. A plan is pre-
sented by which the stockholders can
unite and prevent the control from pass
ing: unless their shares bring full value.
The proposition IS that the stockholders
ments for their signature are inclosed
with the circular. 1t has been iptima ted
that the United States Steel Corporation
has been seeking control of the company.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-01-02
SPREAD RAILS CAUSED WRECK

Trenton. Mo, Jan. spreading rails
caused the wreck Of the Rock Island pas
senger train near here yesterday in which
three people were killed and forty-three
injured. according to cOroner's verdict
returned tonight The accident was held
to have been unavoidable.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-01-02

(3rd Floor, Broadway Building)
adjoining rug department
Broadway & goth ST., 5th Ave; 10Th ST.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-07-20

4
At Chautauqua Better have q bot
tie of Euthymol Smelling Salts from
Schlumberger's Pharmacy. 29-1t
Skirt boxes made to order; sample
now on display at Bartcher's. 29-1t
Mound City Paint may cost a triae
more, but! T. Knaul. 2S-52t
A new line of switches, $3.50 up at
Sarachon Sisters. 29-1t
Repairing neatly and promptly done
at Bartchers. 29-1t
See the new cluster puffs at Sara,
chon Sisters. 29-1t
For Sale or Rent-9-room new home,
in excellent location; city water, els
tern and arm. Inquire of G. H. Loren
zen, under the postofice. Phone 1909,
Denison, Iowa. 2S-1t
Now is the time to get hair switch
at Sarachon Sisters. 29-1t
| FOR RENT-A good. well improved
i nm of 204 acres, three miles north
LAST of Boyer. For particulars in
quire of Mrs. Kate Kennedy. Odebolt,
Iowa. Farmers Phone 173. 29-1tpd
All kinds Of hair goods at Sara
chon Sisters. 29-1t
Picture framing and repairing by ex.
Epert workmen at Bartchers: 29-1t
See the new hair goods at sarachon
Sisters. 2s-1t
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-07-20

III H4 u y
LESSONS on Piano, Mandolin, vio-
lin and guitar. AMERICAN SCHOOL
OF MUSIC, City Hall. 22-12
FOR SALE-Farm owned by Charles
Rettman, in Goodrich township. In
quire of Lorenz Petersen. Tel. 1s-X.
27-4tpd
THEODORE WALKER,
Abstracter Of Titles, Denison, Iowa.
27-4t
# LOST-On Saturday night, pocket
book containing a gold ring and mon
ey. Finder please leave at the Re
view Office and receive reward. 29-1t
For cleaning the hair, use Schiuln-
berger's Liquid Shampoo. 29-1t
WANTED County agents to sell
Mexico Tropical Lands at $3.50 per
acre on easy payments. Wonderfully
fertile. Safe investment. Free trip
to examine lands. Liberal commits
sions. Write for booklet. Me-.cn.
International Land Co, 900 Commerce
Bldg, Kansas City, Mo. 26-4tpd.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-07-20

Picture framing promptly done at
Bartcher's. 29-1t
Doors closed from 2:15 to 2:45 to
make ready for the graniteware sale.
The Racket Store. 29-1t
Big sale on shirts at Kemming S
39c. 29-1t
See our SC and 1Oc tables; unheard
OF bargains on them. The Racket
Store. 29-1t
Finest line of soft shirts SOC at
Kemming Clothing Co. 29-1t
Go-cart wheels retired while you
wait. at Bartcher's. 29-1t
Remember the graniteware sale,
Sat-, July %. The Racket Store. 29-1t
We advertise a great bargain in
Iowa farm land. Only SOS per acre
for an improved farm near Ute. IT. B.
Luty of Mapleton is the owner. 29-1t
Watch for the great values in jewell
ly and ladies' neckwear. Will be in
Chautauqua week. The Racket Store.
29-1t
soc and 75c shirts. ssc, at KEN
mings. 29-1t
All light colored soft felt hats 81 so
to $500 go at $3.50 at Kemming's. 291t
Don't forget the graniteware sale
Sat. July %, The Racket Store. 29-1t
Straw hats 75c; worth up to $500,
at Kemming's. 29-1t
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-07-20

The Review Office is made more
cheerful this week by beautiful boz
quet of sweet peas, the gift Of Mr..
John Richardson. He has been con-
tinuous subscriber to The Review for
thirty-six years, and frequently makes
very pleasant calls at the office.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-07-20

w. w. Cushman transacted business
In Charter Oak on Monday.
Mrs. Jacob Sims visited friends in
Council Bluffs the fore part of the
week.
Frank Pfarr is in Marshall town this
week taking treatment for the rheu-
matism.
Miss Margaret Mccarthy is visiting
at the Wright cottage at Lake View
this week.
F. w. Meyers attended the funeral
of Mrs. Hoxsie in Dunlap on Tuesday
afternoon.
The Misses Kate and Louise schue-
maker visited friends at Charter Oak
over Sunday.
DR.. G. L. Patterson and Mott Camp
bell, Of West Side, were Denison call
ers Tuesday.
Mrs. Tom Kelly visited in Carroll,
making the acquaintance of her new
neice and nephew.
Miss Anna Jurgensen returned Fri
day from Des Moines, where she
visited friends for a week.
J. P. Conner left the fore part of
the week for Alberta, Canada. where
he will remain for a week.
Rhody Champion returned the fore
part Of the week from Cleveland. Ohio,
where he visited his brother.
Mrs. S. Jensen, Of Omaha, arrived
for a visit of indefinite length with
her daughter, Mrs. Fred Neubaum.
This is "peachy" week for Deni
son, over two carloads of this luscious
fruit being shipped in by our mer
chants.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. @. Chamberlin and
Mr.. and Mrs. b. w. Pierse visited a,
the Frank McHenry home in Dow City
Sunday.
Miss Lille Stevens, of West Liberty
Iowa, arrived in Denison today for {
visit, with her aunt, Miss Alice
Stevens.
Lorenz forenoon, Of Gilmore City
Iowa, is in Denison this week for
visit with his parents. Mr.. and Mrs
A. b. forenoon.
w. B. Terry and Frank Faul are ii
Cedar Rapids today attending the con
vention of county clerks, recorder
and sheriffs.
MIR. and Mrs. John Tamm and Mar
tin Saggau and family left this morn
ing for Omaha. They made the tri1
overland in their touring car.
A. w. Blackburn, the county record
er of Harrison county, stopped off be
tween trains today for short visi
with Crawford county officials.
/ The Misses Flosye and Althea Leg,
of Grand Junction, are visiting at til
Daniel Cruise home in south Denise
this week. They are neices of Mr..
Cruise.
James McKim and family, Of De
lott, stopped off between trains il
Denison on Tuesday. They were o
their way home from an outing q
Lake Okoboji.
Mrs. s. F. Ashby. of Fairmont, Neb
is expected to arrive in Denison to
morrow. for an extended visit wit
her sisters, Mrs. F. H. Morgan, Mrs
G. M. Jensen and Mrs. j. p. Conner.
i Peter H. Mesenbrink, who live
south of Denison, was brought up be
fore the insane commission on Tue.
day afternoon and was adjudged ir
sane and taken to Clarinda this NOR,
i ling for treatment.
Mr.. and Mrs. Howard Wygant an
sons, of Washington. D. c., are, i
Denison visiting at the Wygant home
With their sons and daughters all a
home, Mr.. and Mrs. Wygant, ST., ar
having jolly family reunion.
Things are exceedingly dull at tn
clerks Office this month as there ha
not been marriage license issued s
far this month. 1t would appear tina
Cupid is taking a vacation and visitin
in cooler climes than Crawford count,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-07-20
FARM FOR SALE.

The farm known as the NEA of
Section 20 in Milford township, Craw-
ford county. Iowa. belonging to the
Mrs. Ayers estate, is for sale. Apply
to Mrs. Elizabeth Bauman at Denison,
Iowa, executrix Of the estate, or to
Conner & Lally. her attorneys 2s-tf
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-07-20
Have You had the Baby's Pic
ture taken yet? If not, better
do It TODAY at
FERGUSON'S

w. j.. SERVER transacted business
in Boone on Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Rex Wright are spend
ing the week at Lake View.
Mrs. F. J. Young is in Boone this
week visiting Mrs. ngenfritz.
Miss Rhea Cummings is visiting
friends in Dow City this week.
Will Gibson and wife visited rela-
tives at Ida Grove on Sunday.
Miss Helen Burch entertained the
Klatter club on Tuesday evening:
E. H. Swasey was up from Dow
City on Tuesday, calling on friends.
Edward Ulmer, of Woodbine, was a
pleasant caller in the city Tuesday.
Mrs. Gertie Rumsey left on Sunday
for visit with friends at Kansas City.
Miss Marie Liscomb, of Dunlap,
visited friends in Denison on Tuesday.
Miss Addie Randel, of Iowa City, is
visiting her parents in Denison this
week.
DR.. p. ]. Brannon visited at the
Lally cottage at Lake Okoboji over
Sunday.
Harold Norman returned on Satur-
day from a two weeks outing at Lake
View.
Mr.. Albert stoltenberg was down
from Schleswig Sunday for visit
with friends.
Mr. and Mrs. Frank L. Clark, OF
Turin, are visiting at the home of H
la. Norman.
Miss Lulu Howorth, Of Dow City
was a guest at the Theodore Walker
home last week.
Born, to Mrs. Edna Romans Mill
Igan, Of Sioux City, July 18th, an eight
pound baby boy.
Gene Luney left on Saturday nigh,
for Chicago for a weeks visit with
relatives and friends.
Jack O'Hara, Robert Theobald, Ale,
Aebischer and Malcom Heiden were
Lake View visitors Sunday.
Miss Grace Howorth was up from
Dow City Saturday for short visi
with Miss Rhea Cummings.
N. ]. Wheeler and family leave thi.
week for Okoboji. where they will re
main till the first Of August.
Miss Kate Henry returned on Thurs
day from a weeks visit with Mrs
Lenzen Moeller at Council Bluffs.
4 Chris Lorenzen attended the bal
game Saturday at Dow City. The gam,
resulted in a victory for Charter Oak
the score being two to one.
4 Mrs. John Barrett and children, o
Schleswig, and Miss Anna Reipen, o
4 Wayne, Kansas. are guests at tn,
Buesing home in Denison this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. p. Jacobsen lef
on Saturday for Marion, Iowa. wher,
they will attend the wedding of thei
son, Charles, and Ruth Byers, of tina
I city.
George Lass, sr.. returned tn,
fore part Of the week from an ex
3 tended visit with his sons, Charlie an,
August, at Warrington, MINI. H,
reports the crops to be in excellen
condition, even better than in this 10
cality.
I John Christensen, OF the United
States navy, who visited his parent,
in Denison last month, is expected
home again soon. There was mino
explosion on board the ship upol
which he was stationed and he wal
quite severely burned, and it is un
derstood he will not be able to joil
his ship on the tllree.years' cruis,
around the world.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-07-20
HAPPENINGS OF THE PAST WEEK
People You Know--What They Arc
Doins-visitors to Our
Little City.

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George Seemann was down from
.Okoboji over Sunday.
Miss Jenna Strain is visiting rela-
'tives In Cedar Rapids.
j. v. Barborka and son, Clifford,
visited Sunday at Ellis.
P. 3. G. Lally visited over Sunday
with his family at Okoboji.
DR.. L. NJ. Coon and family were
sover-Sunday visitors at Vail.
Mrs. G. o. Miller. of Dow City, was
a Denison visitor on Monday.
Cecil Palmer, of Vail, visited in
Denison with friends last week.
Messrs. SERVER, Gulick and Bullen
were Council Bluffs visitors Sunday.
Harold Laub is visiting at the Cush-
man cottage at Lake View this week.
Miss Hilda Brodersen visited with
friends at Council Bluffs over Sunday.
DR.. and Mrs. Van Metre, OF Dow
City, were Denison visitors on Mon
day.
Born, on July 18th, to Mr.. and Mrs
Howard Briggs, of Goodrich township
4 a daughter. =
Miss Bessie Cromie returned on
Monday after two weeks vacation
at Woodbine.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. P. Hover spent
Sunday in Sioux City visiting friends
and relatives.
Clayton Romans and wife, of Char
ter Oak, are guests at the Lou Romans
home this week.
Mrs. Will Reed and daughter, Mabel
of Ireton, Iowa, visited at the w. E
Terry home last week.
Miss Dora O'Connor, Of Chicago, Ii
making protracted visit with her sis
Y ter, Mrs. w. ]. SERVER.
The Misses Catharine and Mariana
Sims returned today from a two
weeks visit at Council Bluffs.
Miss Hazel Mahon returned to he
home at Kansas City on Friday, ate
an extended visit with Denisol
friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. e. Terry and Mr.
and Mrs. C. F. Cassaday attended tn,
funeral Of William White at Vail OF
Sunday.
Miss Ethel Gulick left on Tuesda.
for Atlantic, Iowa, to attend the fun
seral of Miss Ethel Smith, forme
y schoolmate.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Rohwer ant
daughter, Hilda, returned on Sunda!
from ten days trip through the Vel
4 lowstone Park.
Clara SERVER and Pearl Wilson re
B turned Saturday from week-en,
house party at the Sims country HON,
in Council Bluffs.
Miss VAIL, who has been yisitin,
Margaret McHenry, was called to he
home in Philadelphia on Monday OF
account of the serious illness of he
father.
Mrs. H. G. Fineran and two Chill
/ dren, of Waterloo. Iowa, are expected
in Denison tomorrow morning for .
months visit with relatives ant
friends.
Miss Bernice Osborne left on Sat
urday for months trip through tn,
west. She will visit in Spokane To-
two weeks, then at Seattle, Victori,
and Vancouver, and home over tn,
Canadian Pacific.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-07-20

In another part of this paper will
be found q notice of good farm for
sale. It is the farm belonging to the
Mrs. Ayers estate, known as the north
east quarter of section 20, in Milford
township.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-07-20

Mrs. Nat Haworth entertained the
Larkin club of Goodrich township on
Tuesday afternoon, at her home in
East Denison. Ali members of the
club were present and Mrs. Haworth
had few lady friends outside the
club present. A most enjoyable after
noon was spent, and the six o'clock
dinner, served by the hostess, was
elaborate and all that could possibly
be desired.
The funeral of Mrs. Hoxsie, of Pas
adena, California, was held in Dunlap
on Tuesday afternoon. Mrs. Hoxsie
is the mother of John Hoxsie, formerly
of Dunlap, and L. S. Amsden, former
ly of Dunlap, and vel! known in this
city. Mrs. Hoxsie was IS years old
Isat the time tn and enjoyed
good III a short time be-
fore her death. Mr.. Hoxsie will visit
friends in Denison before his return to
Pasadena.
| Programs for the annual convention
Of the Seventeenth Distriej 81. G. II
u. have a 80: ,lss
office. The convention will be held al
Pierson, Iowa. July 26-27. The district
comprises the counties of Crawford
Monona and Woodbury.. Mrs. T. p
Pearson, of Denison, is president. The
I program is an exceptionally good one
AID among the many speakers to take
part We notice. Mrs. Sena Hartzell
Wallace, National Lecturer and Organ
iser, of Kansas City; Mrs. Julia Clark
Hallam, President Iowa Equal Suffrage
Association, of Sioux City, and Mrs
Eta B. Hurford, State President w
jC.T. U. of Iowa.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1910-07-20
MISS cLAssBuRnER ARRIVES.
Crawford County Missionary to China
Sends Words That She Will Ar
rive Home on Thursday.

Today telegram came toithe Glass
burner home. south of Arion. that Miss
Mamie Glassburner, who has been a
missionary to China for five years, will
arrive on Thursday. She went from
the vicinity of Charter Oak and is
personally known to so many that
much interest has been felt in her
work. She has record second to
none as successful missionary. Her
station is on an island off the mainland
of China.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1910-11-09
That Ancient Joke

TELL 1t again. my dear old friend
i OF course I've heard it Oft be-
fore,
I know the mirth- provoking end
And don't consider 1t a bore
l do not shrug. 1 do not sheer.
Or rudeness with politeness cloak
with you. 1 always hold II dear;
Tell it again. that good old joke
Tell 1t again. You can rely
Upon my ready. cheerful grin;
I do not have to halfway try
To chuckle where the laugh comes In.
If 1t is long, 1 don't complain
OF that. like some exacting folk;
On nv endurance it's no strain
Tell it again. that good old joke
I love It. and I always shall
/ love II for its own sweet sake
And then IT'S worth the price. old pal
To see your sides and shoulders shake
To see the wrinkles at your nose,
To hear you crow and gasp and choke
Them must stand II. suppose
Tell 1t again. that good old Joke