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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-05-06
Over 1000 Patients

treated In Colorado. A large stock Of glasses
aud ARTIFICIAL eyes nn hand. A large propor-
tlon Of heafnrhc-. hystrria- insomnia. chorea
st Nitus Dsncel. nervous pro-trafion, hailu.
cirstinn. stomach troubles and other physical
haiadles- when OF q nervous nature, arc
canss-d by eye strain. The removal of the
cau-e effects = permanent cure.
Physicians especially are invited to call
and inve.'isste hi methods Of correcting
errors Of refracfion.
DR.. ~apero ha- been practicing in Colorado
for many years. He Is a graduate OF the
leading medical colleges OF Eurupc and
hits country. and q. licensed to practice BY
the State Bnsrd nf Medical Examiner Of
toioradn and other states
References fnrnishcd from some of tho
lra'iinr citizens OF Rocky Ford and vicinity
now under treatment.
Remember. Dr. Sapern docs not experiment
lie cure. wherr Others fail. Over IL years
gract lea rNprr!en-c.
Thousands OF testimonials from grateful
raiierfs whom he has cured. furnished ON
demand.
DR.; sapero has been visiting Rocky Ford
regularly for over IL years.
" you desire to rpn .uIt the Doctor please
make appointments early.
Consultation and Examinations
for Glasses Free.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-05-06

Want.d-A giri ~ to 5 years Of age
to assist in housework. Mrs. H. N. Minor.
corner 9Th and Walnut strssts.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-05-06

Notice-2ooo feet of lawn hose a,
prices that will interest you. carnsn's
Low-Prieed Cash Store, eTz Railroad
avenue.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-05-06

The best easy payment loans to be had
can be found at the Carlton building.
The Inland Realty company.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-05-06

For Rent-N=w. con.enIert, four-room
cottage. east front. corner lot. low sum-
mer rates. Alb N. 9Th and Chestnut.
Inouire at $40 n. eth. Mrs. W. r. Cline.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-05-06

To Trade for Buggy and gentle Pony
Good XXI = tent. 0OArGeI. tiOoTeo. with
door. Phoae Ford 2.g. 40
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-05-06

A new lot of soft collar shirts just il
at mcMillan's.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-05-06

The Inland Realty Co. have 40 acres
four miles out at a bargain; full water
rights; easy terms.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-05-06

DR.. p. P. Keek, Veterinarian. Offie,
at Grand Valley Livery Barn. phon'
Ford 10, AIT
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-05-06

For Sale or Rent-My residence a,
8l3 Walnut avenue. G. p. Randall.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-05-06

For Sale-Two Jersey COWS. l Jers,
bull. can show his 2-year-old calves.
S. Paddock, phone Blue 754.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-05-06

Here's a drive,
a dollar thIrty-hve.
For a new nat at scniAan's.
This week only.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-05-06

Cur'se pants. So so. s5 SO ard SIS. a.
McMillan's. Good values for the money.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-05-06

Just say "Cowen Cravat" at HcHiIlar's
ard see some Of the prettIest ties made
They're only soc. too.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-05-06

Go to Ritchie's for all kinds Of
good soap.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-05-06
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McMillan's for mems togs.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1910-05-06

Here's a oriye,
A dollar thirty-five.
For a new hat at McMillan's.
This week only.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-04-06
CROSS HILL NEWS
POINTEDLY NOTED
Death of Rev. Mr.. Hollingsworth's
Father-IIOspital Patients
ton Planting Under Way.

Cross Hill, April 4.-Rev and Mrs.
G. NJ. Hollingsworth were called to
Conyers, Georgia, last Thursday on
account Of the death of Mr.. Hollings-
worth's father. Mr.. Hollingsworth re-
turned Saturday night and filled his
appointment here on Sunday.
Miss Blanche Pinson is in Atlanta
to consult an ocuIist. Her eyes have
been given her trouble sometime.
Mr., and Mrs. j. Henry Rasor took
their little girl to Atlanta yesterday
to be treated for some throat trouble.
Mrs. Neil, an elderly lady and moth
er of Mr.. Jim Neil, died last Friday
and was buried Saturday at Bethabara.
April 1st.
Some farmers are planting cotton
seed, and there are some fields that
cannot be prepared for planting un-
til it rains.
Mr., John Hit has bought an auto
mobile
Miss Bennie Brown of Ninety Six is
with her sister, Mrs. j. A. Wilcut.
Miss Theresa Davenport is with her
friends at Ninety Six for few days.
Prof. Glenn Parrott and the senior
class visited Rosemont, of historical
fame, Saturday the 26th of March, and
last Saturday a number of teachers
and other persons of the Vaughn
vile section visited Rosemont OF
course the gallant major made it
pleasant for them
Mr.. w. T. Madden will represent
the church here at the meeting of
Enoree Presbytery at Spartanburg this
week
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-04-06
DR.. ADAMS RESIGNS
HEAD OF COLLEGE
Will Again Enter Upon Pas
tOraI LabOrS.
TO SELECT SUCCESSOR
CliutOn People Hold Him I'm Affection
ate Esteem and Regret His De-
cisiOn to go to Other Fields.

Clinton, April 4.-The resignation
of DR.. Adams was accepted by the
board of trustees of the Presbyterian
college of South Carolina at a meet
ing called for the consideration Of it
last Tuesday afternoon. The members
of the board present were the Rev.
S. G. Byrd the Rev. w. NJ. McPheet-
ers, the Rev. S. G. Caldwell, Mr.. John
McSween, Mr. Alan Johnstone, Mr.
O,Brien, the Rev. Alexander Martin,
Mr.. j. |. Copeland, Mr.. j. A. Bailey
DR.. A. j. Briggs.
lected to report at the annual meet
ing i'm June and it is the purpose of
the board to fill the vacancy at that
time if possible.
DR.. Adams's resignation does not
take effect until June. He has been
dissatisfied ever since he gave up the
pGstorate and he says that in travelling
over the state and seeing the many
vacant churches he was impelled to
the conclusion that it was his duty
10 resume pastoral laDOrS.
He has several calls under consider
alton, among them one to Bethel
church, church in York county over
hundred years old and among the
strongest and most influential in
Bethel presbytery. He had also been
called by the Presbyterian church at
Blackstock. Other calls have been ex-
tended to him which he has not made
known from other sources.
DR.. Adams has impressed himself
on this community as a man of the
deepest earnestness, fidelity, and con-
secration to duty, and he and his fam
lily will be missed here. Mrs. Adams
has entered actively into the church
life, conducting the Girls Missionary
society. Miss Agnes Adams has been
since last September teacher in the
Thornwell orphanage schools and she
has gained the affection of her pupils
and co-laborers there.
Among the subjects discussed at the
board meeting no others were made
public, except the vote of the board
to give half Of a street to be opened
between the college campus and the
Franklin tract soon to be laid off in
residence lots and sold, on condition
that other property owners interested
in it also give.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-04-06
City Library Fortunate.

Al the last meeting of the Wednes-
day club a handsome painting of the
Confederate flag was presented by
Miss S. J.. Beatty to the city library.
1t is highly appreciated by every mem
ber of the Wednesday club and will
give pleasure to all who frequent our
library.
Any who are interested, may see
this artistic piece OF work on the walls
OF the new library in the Enterprise
Bank building.
Miss Beatty won the medal in crayon
while studying at the Mary Baldwin
seminary and received her diploma at
the end of two years having compassed
the whole art course in that short time.
Those who wish to own a painting
Of the flags of the Confederacy now
have an opportunity to secure excel
lent work at very reasonable rate.
Every Daughter of the Confederacy
will want this picture and can secure
one framed for ten dollars.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-04-06
OPERA HOUSE TOMORROW NIGHT.
"Tcmpest and Sunshine" Dramatiza-
tiOn of Mary j. Holmes Novel,

Tempest and Sunshine" drama
tization of Mary j. Holmes popular
novel to be seen at the city opera
house. Thursday night April Z, is
play full Of genuine heart interest,
and full of exciting scenes and sur
prising climaXes. 1t has an interest
ing plot and holds the audience spell
bound throughout the entire four acts.
1t is acted by company Of perform
ers, specially engaged for each and
everv part of such production, which
together with the vast amount of new
and beautiful scenery, keeps the au-
dience in suppressed state of eXcit-
ment. 1t is play that appeals to the
intermost recesses of the heart hence
its wonderful success.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-04-06
SERVICES BEGIN SOON.
TO BE Held at First Baptist Church by
Rev. Mr.. Wakefield.

A series of revival services will
commence at the First Baptist church
on Sunday, April II. On the following
Monday the Rev. w. ID. Wakefield,
pastor OF the North Nashville Baptist
church, Nashville, Tenn, is expected
to arrive in Laurens and take charge
OF the meeting. Mr.. Wakefield is one
Southern Baptist convention and for
several years labored most success
fully as an evangelist under the di-
rection of the Home Board.
Additional announcements concern
ing the meeting will be made next
week by the Rev William E. Thayer,
pastor of the First Church.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-04-06
Judge Thompson Grateful.

10 the During last year
l Ma" concentrated that, if in sutii-
c'cht heaith and strength, would
probably ask for reelection. Had |
entertained doubts as to the sentiments
Oh the people ON the question recent
expressions of approval and cncour-
aeement coming through the county
papers and in much greater volume,
personally or through private sources,
from every section of the county wouId
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-04-06
EnOree PreSbYfcrY.

The spring meeting of Enoree Pres
bytery is being held with the Second
Presbyterian church. Spartanburg.
preached last night by Rev. c. F. Ran
kin OF Laurens, the retiring moderator.
Dr. Adams of Clinton is the stated
clerk. Among those who are attend
ing the session from Laurens are Rev.
c.. r. Rankin Rev. j. L. McLin. Elders
w. l.. Boyd, r. j. Franks, John n.
Wright and w. j. Copeland.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-04-06
Saved From the Grave.

7 had about giVon up hope. aflcr
nearly four years OF suffering from a
severe lung trouble" writes Mrs. NJ.
J.. Dix of Clark8vllc, Tenn often
the pain in my chest would be aImoa;
unbearablc and could not do any
work. hut DR.. Kings New Discovery
has made me feel like a new person
It's the best medicine made for the
throat and lungs Obstinate coughs.
stubborn colds, hay fever, la grippe.
asthma, Group, bronchitis ana hcm-
Orrhagcs. hoarsncss and whooping
cough yield quickly to this wonder
full medicine Try it, SOC and $I.OO.
Trial hotties free. Guaranteed by Lau-
rens Drmg Co. and Palmettn Drng Co
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-04-06
MOUNTVlLLE SCHOOL
HOLDS MOCK COURT
Charley Thornton Arranged on Charge
OF "Assault and Battery With
Intent to Bitc.o

Mountville, April 4.-The Mountville
school gave an entertainment Friday
morning, April 1st. The Frog Hollow
Lyceum" and a mock trial were the
exercises of the morning.
The trial was for assault and bat
terry with intent to bite" Charley
thornton, defendant, was charged with
the crime of allowing his dogs to make
an attack upon Cary Mitchell as iie
latter was passing the formers home.
The state was represented by Ralph
Fuller. while the defendant appeared
in his own behalf. Alsey Fuller was
judge, Watts Hudgens clerk of court
Lonnie Culbertson sheriff Roy Nit
chell, baillf, while number of pu-
pills appeared as jurors and witnesses
in the case.
After the exercises n picnic dinner
was spread in the park. and in the
afternoon all were entertained bv the
boys in game of ball. The game
was pitched between the school and
the town boys. The students came off
victorious with n score of IL to 6.
Next Friday night the preliminary
defamation contest will be held.
Three boys will then contend for first
place in oratorical honors. Dir. II. r..
Hughes of Laurens will also be pres
ent and give a lecture on the subject
of hygiene
Mrs. Vim. b. Boyd is visiting her
daughter Mrs. Carry Graham of
Hodges who is quite sick.
Mrs. Willie Griffin was carried to
the hospital at Columbia last week,
and has undergone successful opera
tion for appendicitis. She was do
ing well when last heard from.
Mr. Mack Pinson lost good mule
here last week, He had come to
Mountvile on some business and the
mule died while here.
Mr.. Dock Davenport OF Greenwood
has been over a few days visiting his
daughter, Mrs. Tom Shaw.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-04-06
Guaranteed DandruH Cure.

Beware of the druggist who tells
you that any other hair tonic is just
as good as Partisan Sage-he knows
better.
Laurens Drug Co is the agent for
Partisan Sage, and they won't try to
give you something Just as good, be-
cause they know that Partisan Sage
is guaranteed to cure dandruff. stop
falling hair, and cure all diseases Of
the scalp in two weeks or money back
They know that Partisan Sage is
mighty recommended as the most
pleasant and reiuvinating hair dress
ing known. 1t makes the hair fluffy
and beautiful and is not sticky or
greasy Fifty cents large bottle at
Laurens Drug Co. They vii! guaran
tee it. Made in America only by Cir
ouX Mfg. Co. Buffalo, N. Y. The girl
with the Auburn hair on every pack
age.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-04-06
POSTOFFICE SITE PURCHASED.
Transfer Of Property to the Govern
ment Has Been COnSummated.

The site for the federal postoffice
building which was selected some time
ago by special agents of the govern
ment, has been paid for and trans
ferred to the United States of America.
The property is located on the corner
of Main and South Caroline streets
and was conveyed to the government
by Mrs. Douglas Gray nee Miss Lucille
Martin. Mr. ]. w. Todd and Mrs r. f..
Todd as eXecutriX. Mrs Gray receiving
$4,000 for her portion. the Mccoy prop
erty, and for the Todd lot $4,000 was
paid.
Two years ago congress appropriate
ed the sum of $4,000 for federal
building at Laurens Ten thousand
dollars Of this amount has been used
in buying site. AT present there is
no information as to when work will
commence on the building.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-04-06
Death of Mrs. Earl c. Owens.

Mrs. Ina Nell Owens, wife OF Mr..
Earl c. Owens, died Monday about
The funeral services were held yester-
day from Highland Home Baptist
church.
The deceased was about "a years of
age and was the only daughter of the
late MIR. John Power. She was a
niece of Mrs. j. j. Roland and Mr.. III.
ID. NIahaffey of the city and had a
large connection in the county About
five years ago she was married to Mr..
E. c. Owens, well known young far
mer of the county.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-04-06
20 LOTS TO BE SOLD SATURDAY.
Penny Brothers, Twin AuctiOncers,
VIII Conduct Sale.

Seventy-five desirable building lots.
located in an attractive suburb of the
city, will be sold at auction Saturday,
April 9. The local MANA ers of this
grand auction sale are Messrs G. r.
Bishop and c. NJ. Wolff. Penny broth
ers, the celebrated twin auctioneers of
North Carolina have been engaged to
conduct the sale. They are reputed to
be the finest. brightest wittiest pair
that ever stepped on the block and
called out How much all or VIC bid ."
They say it is show to see and hear
the Pennys, better than some min
strels.
North Carolinian now a citizen
of Laurens, who knows about the fame
and success of the twin auctioneers.
said yesterday that these two men
were beyond doubt the greatest sue
cesses in their line in the country.
In addition to this unique feature
of the auction, music will be furnished
by Richardson Bros. Concert band of
Gainesville, Ga. Then there will be
prizes given away. and seventy five
lots sold, that's the thing after all that
appeals to you, is it not? Go ont and
see the property, get drink of that
fine mineral waite. from a bold spring,
look on the Pennys, buy lot or as
many as YOU want
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-04-06
ROyaI Ambassadors.

The Royal Ambassadors of Chest
nut Ridge Baptist church enjoyed a
pleasant meeting Saturday afternoon
at the home of Mr.. NJ. l.. Knight. Some
unique and entertaining contests were
INDUCED in, Miss Mary Owings and
Mr.. Herman Boyd winning the prizes
offered.
After the game the guests were serv-
ed cake and fruits.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-04-06
Mrs. Watson Mt Hospital.

Mrs. Watson, wife of the Rev. Il. G..
Watson of this city, is in Columbia
under special treatment at a hospital.
According to latest reports she is
getting on fairly we'll, but it will nee
essarily be sometime before she can
return home. Mr.. Watson spent sew
eral days in Columbia last week and
will make frequent trips to the cap
ital until Mrs. Watson recovers.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-04-06
CITY HIGH SCHOOL
BOYS HOLD CONTEST
Fourteen Contend for First
OratOriCaI HOnOrs.
PHIL HUFF GETS AWARD
preliminary Declaimers' Exercises
Were Held Friday Evening in the
Graded School Auditnrium

'''N h'iu ETIuus Evening III tue
Graded School Auditorium.
A few weeks ago County Superim-
tcndcnt Of Education Geo. l.. Pitts
announced that there would be held
in April a declaimcrs' contest for the
boys of the different high schools of
the county. The eight high schools
were, therefore. invited to select a
representative, the superintendent an
nounceinS that to the winner would
be awarded gold medal. Friday ev-
ening, April %. was decided upon as
the date for the county contest, and
1t will be held i'm the auditorium OF the
Laurens graded school building.
In order to determine who shoulU
represent the different schools. pre-
liminary contests in defamation have
been held by several of the high
schools and much interest and rivalry
have been aroused
The LaurenS High school prclimi-
nary was held Friday evening. when.
fourteen boys of this department con
ested for the honor of reorC8oht'ne
the city school in the forthcominp
county contest. Quite an interesting
programme had been arranged, and
superintendent b. l.. Jones had an
"o"'ceu 'hat ne would present med
Ill 10 'he winner III the preliminary,
and to NJ" Phil Huff the prize was a.
warded, as we'll as the distinction and
no'"' he VIII nave III representing the
''"ure''S i'sh schooi IN the generaf
contest me s"pJect OF MI linhs S very
a''"i'"oie ueciaii'a''oh was "A TASK
ior '"e i'ooS foii''c' lie is son or
MI ana MIS- a. liHit' ana Is IN the
'eh'h grade lie ]" an exceptionally
o''s"'' SPURIOUS youth Last summer
ne '"oN TWO 'oi'pe'''Ve examinations
'n' same "'S "''"f me ioca' BOARD or
e"'''''"ll IoF "'"o'hfShiPS al clemson
anu '''t '"'''S' "' hafI'3'oll' winning
''''' p"'"' '"""'"' u accepted helth-
er' as ne Wi"h'H TO ii'Sh m the city
Sc''""'S' ne 'NP'''8 y" a'''Nd Woiiord
"''er co"'PIo'Ii'S 'H" '''''" Grade this
year
ne exercise" r''"% n'Fh' were at
teh"'u Dy F" IaTE' i*Shrlh'"f", and the
occasion was m"'h "'I'Neh' ihe de-
carnations d'lINof"d r|ldencihg care
'"I preparation ON lh" part OF all the
young contestants me programme
'o'I""S'
Music; MiaS'* S"fah ShnYer and
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-04-06
Completes Inspection.

DR.. Isadore Schayer, having COM
pleted his special inspection Of the
medical property of the National Guard
of South Carolina, detail accepted
some two weeks ago, returned to the
city Saturday afternoon. Six inspec-
tions were made in all and at the diff
ferent posts Capt. Schayer was honor
ed in number of ways.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-04-06
Home for Pleasant Occasion.

Mr.. Lloyd Langston of Caroleen, n.
c., spent several Gays in the city the
past week with his parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. j. Lee Langston. Yesterday was
his twenty-frst birthday, and in honor
of this important event Mr.. and Mrs
Langston gave dinner to which a
number of young Langstons friends
were bidden
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-04-06
Union Church at Watts Mill.

Work has commenced on the new
church building at Watts mills. 1t
is being erected near the school house
and will be used by the different de-
nominations of the village. The church
is being built by the Watts Mill com
pany
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-04-06
County EQUALIZATION Board.

The county equalization board met
yesterday, heard quite number of
protests. passed on many matters and
adjourned at five o'clock to meet again
today. The whole board was in at
tendance, with II. p Adair as chair
man
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-04-06

Drs. Hughes and Dodson and Mr. T..
Sitgravos have each purchased new
automobile during the past week.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1910-04-06

Miss Annie Laurie Peterson after q
pleasant visit to Miss Annie Hun has
returned to her home in Spartanburg.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1910-12-01

Half loaf is proverbially better
than no bread. If it is impossible to
get at the coming session of congress
the parcels post for the whole country,
but we can get limited service for
the extensive territory covered by the
rural free delivery routes, by all means
let us have it. That congress could be
persuaded to do more than this during
the crowded days of short session is
doubtful. The urgent recommendation
OF the postmaster general, coupled with
the pressure of popular sentiment,
should induce it to take that first step.
which is the most difficult of all.
The great point is to make a begin
ming. Once give the parcels post a
small opportunity to demonstrate its
popularity and usefulness and the rest
will be easy. The limited test would
provide the postmaster general with a
part of the data which he wishes to
collect for the purpose of demonstrate
ing that the extension of the parcels
post tc all parts of the country would
not be source of loss to the govern.
ment' The, appropriation which he
asks for in order to form clear idea
OF the nature and volume of the bust
ness which would be handled and the
expense involved should be voted with
out hesitation. The advocates of the
parcels post should welcome the inves-
tneation. 1t would give them the
strongest Of statistical arguments. It
would show how much the parcels post
IS needed and how greatly it would
benefit the people without, trenching
on the revenues Of the postoffice de-
pAitment.-Trihune
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1910-12-01
NEXT FRIDAY NIGHTS PLAY.
The Great Comedy Hit, Seven Days"
to be Seen at the Rhode.

There is never a dull fraction of
a second in the entirety of Seven
Days, = said the New York Journal
of Commerce IL its review of the COM
edy that on its opening night more
than a year ago actually shook the As
tor theatre with laughter and has
kept Broadway in wild hilarity ever
since. In telling of the play the same
newspaper said:
1t did ones heart good to see the
audience at the Astor last night. 1t
laughed at Seven Days and never
stopped till it was on the sidewalk
This farce by Mary Roberts Rinehart
and Avery Hopwood is one of the most
amusing plays in years. 1t is another
of those exceptional successes for which
the Astor has become famous. So
great has been the success of this
play that it is now in its second year
in New York, having run uninterrupt-
edly through the summer, the first com
edy ever to achieve this record. Of
all the players who have appeared in
it on Broadway, Messrs. Wagenhals 6
Kemper have formed a special cast
which will be seen at the Rhode opera
house next Friday night. Every mem
Der of this cast was especially chosen
for the very best portrayal of his or
her role in play that combines droll
persons, screamingly funny situations,
the brightest wit ever spoken on the
stage, and makes one continuous laugh.