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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1910-09-22

Johnny had sspesif Il week AZ his I'M
cle's farm. II WIS his first experience
of country life. and on his return. very
brown and plump, Slc refused 20 have
anything more 30 do with milk.
When glass wss pressed upon aim
he sneered and aaid:
"NOne Of that for ME. tina pks. know
all about thai stuff now. It's nothing
but chewed grass .".-Pittshurg Chroni-
cle-Telegraph.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1910-09-22
To STAY With the Old Man.

"Come indoors Immediately" called
a nurse to small boy whose father
was going out. You won't go to
heaven if you're 50 naughty"
II don't want to 30 to heaven" was
the aggrieved reply. Il want to go
with father"'- Philadelphia Inquirer.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1910-09-22
A Modern Solomon.

An old gentleman some time ago had
occasion to engage Il gardener. One
morning he had two applicants for the
position. One was "a very decent Look
liz nan. While lie Q..cr WAS much
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1910-09-22
A MAN OF IRON NERVE

In domitable will and tremendous
energy are never found where Stom
ach, Liver. Kidneys and Bowels are
out of order. If you want these quail.
tiles and the success they bring. use
DR.. Kings New Life Pills, the match.
less regulators. for keen brain and
strong body. 25c at A. w. Shelley's.
(2).
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1910-09-22

less prepossesslns an lis appearance
and manner
After moments Hesitation the old
gentleman chose tie iattnr applicant.
A friend who was s,resep, evinced II
good deal of surprise at the selection
and asked. HAS ttsat man worked for
you before?"
NO" replied TIN. old ;SeotlsEaB. AS
a matter of fact. never SAW either OF
them until today
Then why did YOU chn<,se Siir short
err man? The ufker had N niDcn bet
ter face
Face" exclaimed tbs odd man III
disgust. Let HE tell YOU something.
When you cho"tsta y i-aniCntsr. choose
him by his bgfsscIes. II Ihey are
patched on the kilees you wait him; if
they are patched ora the GeaS you don't
want "-Ealfisoo-e ANseric;ln.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1910-09-22
He Never Called Again.

Elderly Dame (who gave reception to
view her collection of relicsy-How do
you like them?
One of the 1nvited-Splendid. So
glad to have met you. l am an en-
thusiast about curiosities and antiqui.
ties.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1910-09-22

II our work piesases you tel Others,
if not tell US. and We Will make il
5401.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1910-09-22
STEALER CHAMPION
Daily Except Saturday Afternoon and
Sunday

Leaves Aberdeen for Westport
and Jctty....S:30 a. IN. and 800 p. m.
Returning leaves Westport for
Aberdeen and Hoquiam ...5:00 p. M.
Sunday Time Card.
Leaves Aberdeen for Westport at
Leaves Hoquiam for Westport at
........ NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. S:45 a. m.
Returning leaves Westport at
-. 200 and 500 p. m.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1910-09-22
H AY ES & H Y ES
B A N K Z z s.
(incorporated)

CAPITAL and surplus. S225.000
Transact a. general banking business
FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC EX.
CHANGE bought and sold. Taxes
paid for residents. ALWAYS ready
to discount good Mill paper.
Office hours-9 A. NJ. to 2 P. M.
Open to 8 D. m. Saturday evening".
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1910-09-22
AS THEY WOULD HAVE WRIT
TEN CASEY"

fAtter Rudyard kIpling.l
This is the doleful story.
Told when the twilight fails
And the neWsboys yell together.
Boosting the 'uXtry" sales:
King Casey played for the Mudvlles.
Large were his brawny fists.
He was q worldwide wonder
AT killing the pitcher twists.
But bark to the tale of his DOWNFALL
Two strikes were called mid din;
Then. ere the third came hurting.
Square set was Casey'S chin.
Swiftly the pill came floating
over the rubber pan.
And wild was the swlpe OF Casey,
Missing by half span.
Thus were the Mudvilles beaten,
Downed in the pennant race.
Thus was proud Casey humbled;
Deep was the kings disgrace
This is the horrible story
Told as the twilight fails
When the newsboYs yell together,
Boosting the 'uXtry' sales.
~Arthur Chapman in Denver Repub
lican.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1910-09-22
Before MARRIAGE,

'Do you know / felt sad at reading
something today. DEAR" said the sweet
young thing.
And what t7as that. sweetheart"
said the man TO whom she was en-
gagged.
why. read that only abont one out
Of every Thousand married couples
lives to celebrate its golden wedding"
-Yonkers Statesman.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1910-09-22

Modern Printing at Moderate
prices. Aberdeen Printing Co.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1910-09-22
ROYAL ARCH

Nests the second and Fourth Thurs
dav of each month. in A. o. U. W.
Hall. at 3 D. m. Visiting Sir Knights
are always welcome.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1910-09-22

All the news that's worth Willie is
found in the Herald.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08
Columbia Statesman
A Faithful Dad.

A Texas editor remarks: We hap
pened in a home the other day and
over the parlor door saw the legend
worked in letters of red: What is
home without a mother? God bless
our home"
Now, what's the matter with God
bless our dad?" He gets up early,
lights the fire, boils an egg, grabs his
dinner pail and wipes the dew of
the dawn of his boots while many
a mother is peacefully sleeping. He
makes the weekly handout for the
butcher, the grocer, the milkman
and baker, and his little pile is badly
worn before he has been home an
hour. He stands off the bailiff and
keeps the rent paid up.
If there is noise during the night
dad is kicked in the back and made
to 90 downstairs to find the burglar
and kill him. Mother darns the
socks, but dad bought the socks in
the first place and the needles and
the yarn afterward Mother does
up the fruit; well, dad bought it all
and jars and sugar cost like the
mischief
Dad buys chickens for the Sun
day dinner, carves them himself
and draws the neck from the ruins
after everyone else is served. What
is home without a mother?" Yes
that is alright; but what is home
without a father? Ten chances to
one it is a boarding house, father is
under a slab and the landlady is
the widow. Dad. here's to you;
you've got your faults-you may
have lots of them-but you're all
right, and we will miss you when
you're gone.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08
That Wonderful Longworth.

Mr.. Longworth says he will not
vote for old Joe Cannon and has
printed a statement to that effect.
Old Joe comes back and says has
no time to fool with "windmills"
like Longworth. but if one Taft or
one Roosevelt has anything to
make public something will be do
ing" Platte County Landmark.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08
They Represent the People.

The Democratic candidates for
Congress in Missouri represent the
people of Missouri, the Republican
candidates represent the pOstoffices.
This is not a postoffice year. The
people are going to win" Kansas
City Star Republican,
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08
Cannot Figure 1t Out.

And still the Republicans say
high prices foi thefarmerS' products
are making them prosperous. The
farmer got about eight cents for his
bacon, while it is retailed for twen-
ty. 1t is this way all up and down
the line with the farmers If the
plundering tariff is helping him, he
can't just somehow figure it out
that way. Stanberry Headlight.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08
An Angora Wanted.

Wanted: A gentleman to take
the part Of the Angora in the Mis-
souri, race for the United States
senatorship. Apply at Republican
state headquarters, side door, any
time after business hours. Kansas
City Star.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08
And it Still Rained.

Clifford Pinchot is a diplomatic
man. A reporter asked him what
the people of the west think of
Taft. Mr.. Pinchot replied, what
do you think of the weather." 1t
was raining. Platte County Land
mark.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08
Missouri's Busy Hen.

If you don't get a chicken with
medal on it, it won't be the fault of
the American Poultry Association,
in session here. The body is ar
ranging to distribute vast number
of prizes among chicken fanciers.
Missouri'S busy hen, now laying
100000 eggs a year, is to be
buster than ever. St. Louis Star.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08
Easily Hoodooed People.

In St Louis last week OTTO Stifel
the millionaire brewer won, out by
the help of Governor Hadlek. You
will remember that it was, 1adley
who received the temperance vote
of the state carrying a Bible and a
white ribbon in one hand While on
other toting the brewery element.
Albany Ledger.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08
Cannot Expect Relief.

The man who votes the Republi-
can ticket this year votes to repudi-
ate Roosevelt and his policies. He
votes to give away the public do
main to the trusts and to endorse
the Payne-Aldrich tariff law which
has raised the price of everything
the common people must buy. The
people have no right to expect re-
lief so long as they vote to approve
the action of those who pass laws
which are oppressive to them
Savannah Democrat.
Hadley Should Feel Proud.
Governor Hadley says he is very
proud of his police commissioner,
Marks, of Kansas City, and of the
police force are certainly making a
record. There were only 49 rob-
berries in Kansas City Thursday
night of last week.-Platte County
Landmark.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08
The Difference Brtween Them.

Senator Hepburn will not permit
a band to play Dixie" in his hear
ing, if he can hely; President Lin
coin once requested a band to re-
peat Dixie" for his benefit This
shows a big difference between Lin
coin and Hepburn. Elmo Register.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08

Stomach misery vanishes instant
ly and indigestion is permanently
cured with Mona stomach tablets,
L. M. Wood guarantees them, SO
cents a box.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08
Paid for the Nubbins.

1t may that the Eastern crop
expert" who recently came through
Kansas and declared that the Kan
sas corn crop is going to be poor
one, based his calculations upon
the fact that he had to pay 40
cents for a couple of nubbins on the
dining car. Kansas City Journal.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08
Call E. Y.

When you want your sales cried
and want Col. W. T. Youell, call up
Ebert Yates at the F. & M. Bank
and he will give you dates. Re-
member and call E. Y.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08
THURSDAY. SEPT. 8, 1910
Adam And US"

Whatever trouble Adam had,
No man could make him sore
By saying, when he told jest,
I've heard that joke before"
Success Magazine.
Whatever troubles Adam missed,
This must have made him sore
When he and Mother Eve fell out
He couldn't slam the door.
Birmingham A9e-Herald.
Whatever troubles Adam bore,
He never had to grieve
Because a woman lived next door
Who cOaxed the cook from Eve.
Chicago RecOrd-Herald.
Whatever troubles Adam had,
He was lucky man,
He was not nightly told to dump
The ice box water pan.
Detroit Free-PreSS.
Whatever troubles Adam had,
With cooks, and doors, and jokes,
Eve never claimed that she was glad
Cause Cain locked like her folks.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Whatever troubles Adam had,
No one Of sense believes,
That fashions ever bothered him
The people wore fig leaves.
Des Moines Capital.
Whatever troubles Adam had,
With earth and sea and sky,
He never starved because the cost
Of living was too high.
Omaha World-Herald.
Whatever troubles Adam had,
He never had the blues
From paying off the monthly bills
For grub and clothes and shoes.
The Commoner.
Whatever troubles Adam had,
In sunshine or in rain.
He may have had cold feet
And such, but not the Aldricl-
Payne.
Columbia Statesman
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08
What the Missouri
Editors Are Saying
But Can We Now.

With a S15,OOOOOO drug trust
the country may as well prepare to
take its medicine.-Butler Times.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08
Other Towns Have Knockers

A Hammer in the hands of a
member of the Calf Booster Club
will drive more nails in the clubs
coffin then a dozen members with
nail pullers can extract. If you are
a Booster, you need something to
help push, if you are puller Go
throw your hammer away. Let's
all boost Gait Sun.
Miss Minnie Maddox has been
...:As.A Z, LIo.nskoI
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08
A Hard Job to Perform.

While crossing the insurgent
stream President Taft is trying to
swap the spawned old hamstrung,
skinny goldinP. Joe Cannon, for
the over-fed, colicky, bloated ringer,
Crane. And that, too, nothwith-
standing the old saw warning
against swapping horses whilecross-
ing stream. AtchiSOn County
Mail.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08
Notary
Public,
Native Lumber.
The very best
white and red

elm. sycamore. ASH, lind cottonwood, red
black. white and burr oak and walnut. Get
in with your bills before this fine tract of
timber is sawed up a. S, JAYNE Monroe
City, Mo.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08

Mrs. A. C. Ballet of Hunnewell
spent Sunday with Mrs. Dora Hal
lock.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08

j. Fletcher Farrell and family of
Chicago we're here Saturday en-
route to Paris. Fletcher is now
Vice-President of the Fl Dearborn
National Rank of Chicago. He is
one of the prominent y Dung bankers
of the United States and Monroe
County is proud of him.
Start to rid yourself of catarrh
today. Breathe Hyomei; it will cure
you. Ask L. NJ. Wood about it. He
guarantees it. Complete outfit in
Guiding inhaler $1.00. Separate
bottle so cents.
ChestuS Estus of GLASGOW, ILL.,,
has been visiting Samuel Webster
and family.
A stock company has been in
corporated at Vandalia for the
purpose of building houses to
rent. Such move here would be
a good thing for inventors and for
Monroe City.
Mound City Horse Shoe Brand
House Paint goes fartherest, wears
LONGER, looks best. M. WOOD.
B
If
| Misses Vivian Veach and Leila
and Fancy James attended Palmy-
ra fair Friday.
Churches and Sunday School
workers at Detroit Mich, are arrang-
ing to run a moving picture show
in that place.
Miss Lillian and John Stillwell of
Hannibal have been visiting rela-
tives here.
4 R. K. Kendrick and family of
Vandalia spent part of the week
with relatives here. Mr.. Kendrick
made the Democrat a pleasant call.
He informed us that Vandalia is
putting in water works and sewerage
system and as result is improving
in many ways. They raised $4,000
for a brick manufacturing company
in two days. The manufacturing
company agrees to work over 4OC
men and have pay roll of $4,000.
: They are also figuring on a tile
plant and other manufacturing en-
terprises and the water works and
sewerage and some hustle on the
part of the citizens is what is bring
ing them in. Monroe City should
get busy and get busy at once
Other towns are getting good man
ufacturing plants because they have
water and sewerage and hustline
citizens. Monroe City has excel
lent natural advantages and hel
railroad facilities are greater thar
a some of the town that are getting
D the new enterprises.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08
The Cat Out of the Bag.

The Princeton Post lets the cat
out of the bag" The Post says it
doesn't make any difference if the
Republicans did get their gerry
mander redistricting amendment
turned down by the supreme court
it will make a good issue in this
campaign. That was the object of
whole business to get up an issue
that will keep the Republicans in
line this fail. Gallatin Democrat.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08

Entered u, the prstoifice at Monroe
city, NO., as srcord.;|a-~ matter
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08
The Harmony is All Discord.

The Republican organization in
New York, by a vote of 20 to Is re-
fused to allow ex-President Roose-
welt the small courtesy of acting as
temporary chairman of the coming
state convention. The redoubtable
colonel Immediately announced
himself a progressive, so far as New
York is concerned, and the beauti-
full harmony of which read is on to
the finish. - Nodaway Democrat
Forum.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08

Start to rid yourself of catarrh
today. Breathe Hyomei; it will cure
you. Ask L. M. Wood about it. He
guarantees it. Complete outfit in
Guiding inhaler $1.00. Separate
bottle so cents.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08
Held Their Own Ever Since.

In 1916 tariff bill for the bene-
fit of the infant industries was en-
acted, with the pledge that after
three years it would be discontinue
ed, that being considered ample
time to put, said infant industries
on their feet But the little things
thrive so we'll on tariff protection
that they have been holding on
ever since, and it takes more and
more to satisfy them as the years
go by. Jamesport Gazette.
FavorinG Necessities"
President Taft asserts that in the
Payne-Aldrich bill necessities were
favored" at the expense of luXur-
les. Here are few comparisons
which show how the Republicans
really favored the necessities; The
necessity raw sugar was taxed at
65 per cent, while the luxury dia-
monds, cut but not set, were taxed
only 10 per cent. Such necessities
as blankets, fiannels, women's dress
goods, shawls, knit goods, wearing
apparel and other wooden manufac,
lures, were made to pay a tax o.
from 80 to 40 per cent, while the
luxury automobiles were taxed but
as per cent.-Gallatin Democrat.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08

81 y * ltaE
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1910-09-08

Miss Lillian and John Stillwell of
Hannibal have been visiting rela
tives here.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1910-03-04
CHAT.

Sometimes we hear people say that II
they knew a certain day was 10 De
their last that they would do certain
things. When we remember the last
words of friends we strive To do their
bidding
Last December Myrtle Estes. a heauti-
ful character started letter Tor our
mage. With her mind on the approach
ing Christmas season, she commenced
her appeal Tor a saner. more conseerated
way Of spending IT,
The hand that held the pen droppes
ere she had finished il. and after she
had winged her way to that home of The
Prince. her mother found this letter
and ! give il 10 YOU:
MYRTIE'S LAST LETTER
Dear Household: Years ago there Nv
ed in heaven a great Prince. who had
honors such as no other prince ever en-
loved He had all things at His COM
mand Methinks as He passed up ana
down the streets ~ Eoid the Inhabitants
took from their brow beautiful gar
lands OF white lilies and threw them III
the wav that his beautiful feet might
touch them as He passed Arch angel.
cherabims and seraphims bowed low in
obeIsance 10 Him. No wonder Paul
SAYS that he was rich. What circle or
dominion. what unending round OF
gloriest Everything chimed the Princes
praiseS-fOr through Him everything
was. he was rich beyond comparison.
set ali the diamonds OF the earth In
one sceptre. gather all the pearls Of the
sea in one GLADDEN.. put all the gold OF
this world I'm one cOfTer, and the aggre-
gate would not express the least little
OF his wealth
He was rich in love, rich in alteration.
rich in power. rich in worship. rich ip
holiness. for all heaven was His
One would have thought that this
heavenly Prince would never know the
bitterness OF being Knocked and scoffed-
That he would never feel the sting on
poverty and have nowhere TO lay His
head: but oh. the wonder OF 1t all, for
our sakes he humbled Himself and came
TO this sin-smitten world and became
poor.
one thousand years OF the worlds eX-
fstence had painfully and wearily rolled
along with no Christ Two thousand
years and no Messiah. Three thousand,
four thousand years. and no Christ Wise
men. prophets. had foretOid the coming
of the Messiah. Great men had lived In
hopes of seeing the day that their prOph-
ecies wOuI6 be fulfilled and had died
without their fond hopes being realized.
But the slow country. the slow year.
the slow month. the slow week. and the
slow day at last passed of and the
world was presented with Christ. God
had heard the terrible grOans of sin
laden race and there was nothing that
could stop those grOans and redeem that
race hack to righteousness but the
Heavenly Prince. And TO do il He had
To leave His beautiful home in heaven
and descend to earth and amidst pow
erty and persecution dwell among those
sin-laden creatures and teach them the
way of life and salvation He had to be
tempted. buffeted. scOurged. forsaken
and crucified- He knew the suffering
that IL would take TO redeem the race.
for even SoIomon's wisdom was naught
compared 10 the wisdom OF this won
derful RSince-
But He bade farewell to thrones and
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1910-03-04
Can't Do Without The Journal

Dear Miss Thomas: / have never
thought much about writing to a House,
hold until we took the Journal and i
read these letters. We have been taking
The Journal about three months. l
don't think we could do without it.
My husband is a farmer and l have
my Homework to do and have some eX-
perienee in bringing up children, as
have six ,f-
/ have plenty to do to keep them
straight | Mr.. Bach has never had any
experience in caring for children, but
I hope he will have some day, so that
he can learn a lesson. My children are
a pleasure to me, but / am always busy
doing something for their welfare.
I have a kind and affectionate hus-
band; he helps me care for the little
ones and is kind and true to me.
Do you know that love Is the great
est thing in life? We married for love.
without money, and L am glad to say
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1910-03-04
Helps to Call the Roll

Dear Household: How is 1910? Are you
meeting your pleasures and difficulties as good
brave soldiers. taking everything il comes
Texas Plainsman, your letter on cigarette smok
ing was fine; | wish every cigarette smoker
would read that letter. 1t is sad sight ia
see young mans life ruined by tobacco
Why don't some of you writer's give us a let
ter music? | think there isn't anything
more charming.
Here's hearty welcome to Effie Bagwell;
come often your letters are good
Come again, Mrs, b. Blainman your letters
are appreciated l used to go to school to you.
Poor Mr.. Batch, what awful times you dc
have.
Mae Johnson. your letters are good come
again, and keep coming. We always look over
the paper for friends; then read the letters
from the new members. They have n hearty
welcome, but there is friend like the old
friend.
This has been the sort. Of winter to talk
about. There has been so much cold weather,
seet and ice that people will be satisfied when
spring comes l hope fine weather will not
tempt the writer's out in the woods and flower
yards much that they will forget to write
to
Noble II. Peal, Vera Noble and Mrs. Meth.
vim started out with letter a month how
many more will be regular?
Let's all send in a letter before Easter
March % is pretty early for Easter, but the
moon shows right there and l suppose in some
parts of the world the flowers will be ready,
but up here the buds of the elms and the oaks
are just beginning TO swell.
This letter is growing too long, so | will sink
into silence Yours truly.
LIZZIE WEBB.