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Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-07-29
History Of Clothes

shoes werp once real holes. What
ser was introduced into clothes in The
old times Invariably renamed there
Trousers rolled NJ al the bottoms
and turned back sleeves in the case
OF soldiers illustrates this The but
tons now seen on the ssesves q meas
coats wee once used 20 fas;cn the
cuff tne.ihcr.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1910-07-29

way without extravaganza or display
CT any kind. Simplicity in construc-
ron. in detail and in finish is the
leading characteristic % a retired
country home, where, away from all
iormalities of city life, the simple
life can be perfectly enjoyed.
In this design the requirements Of
such a home are shown. The exterior
appearance, of the old-fashioncd Colon
al style, with lowpitched roofs and
broad piazzas, the exterior cemented
with q rough dash, the huge outside
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1910-10-19

Advertised letters at the postoff1ce ::
Ladies: Hall, Mrs. o. A.; Narcotic, Mrs.
Mary D.; Norton, Ina B. Gentlemen:
Davies, Ed. Ellsworth, Dr.; Fay, c.;
Fleming, Oliver; Goldberg. H. j.; Hersey.
Harry; Johnson, Foster; Tracy, H. H.;
Wood, Owen; Woodbury., Milton 6.
-Howe's moving pictures at The
Colonial last week Tuesday evening were
fully up to their standard and drew the
large audience which never fails to greet
them in St. Johnsbury.
"A movement is being made to secure
a more adequate child labor law at the
present session of the legislature. For
this purpose a committee composed of
men and women representing the various
interests in the state has been suggested
Among the names mentioned for that
committee are those of Mrs. Robert
Mackinnon and Miss Amy B. Drake.
Improvements are to be made in the
waiting room at the railroad station.
The ladies' toilet is to be moved from the
east to the west side of the building and
it will be improved and a rest room
added. The alterations involve an out
lay of about $500.
The next regular meeting ofChamber-
lin w R. c., will be held Thursday even
ing at 7.3O sharp. Members are urged
to be there promptly on time as there is
much work to be done.
The w. H. NJ. S. of the South church
will meet Friday afternoon with Mrs.
Ethan Carr on Pearl St.
"A large house greeted "The Wolf at
The Colonial on Saturday evening. The
company was uniformly good and the
play is of the variety which holds the
audiences closest attention every minute.
Judging by the applause, Edward Sol
man, as Jules Beaubien, was the general
favorite, but no part, there are only six,
was poorly taken.
The Ladies Circle of the Church of
the Messiah has elected the following
officers: President, Mrs. John Simons;
1st vice president, Mrs. Charles Moffett;
2nd vice president. Mrs. Harry Bartlett;
secretary, Mrs Adds Ladd; treasurer,
Mrs. c. II. Johnson; flower committee.
Mrs. Minerva Rice.
The regular meeting of the W. c. T..
q. will be omitted this month on account
of the state convention which is to be
day, October 26 and 27.
Algonquin Tribe No. 9, I. O.. R. M.
observed Columbus day last Thursday
evening. G. c. of r., ]. Storey of Hard
wick spoke on the good of the order. ].
F. McCarty gave a brief history of the
life of Columbus followed by an oyster
supper There was an attendance of
over 100 including invited guests.
The Fisk University Jubilee Singers
will sing at the South church Thursday
evening, October 27, at 8 O'Clock.
CONTINUED on page ~.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1910-10-19
VOL. LXNv-NO. 1921.

work as was ever put in by the
famous air men of America. 1t has
been brought to perfection after a
most discouraging struggle on the
part of Prof. Bonette. Several ac-
cidents to the machine have been
part of the price of Prof. Bonette's
success. He is confident he will
make the ascension, as advertised,
and has one of Curtiss' men here to
make it doubly sure.
The ascension is not the only at
traction. Prof. Bonette will perform
his wonderful whirling slide for life
act on a 1000 foot cable. At 3
o'clock he will make the last bal
loon ascension of his life and at 4
will attempt his first public aeroplane
flight. He also hopes to secure some
athletic attractions to entertain the
people between his feats.
The date is Thursday, October 27,
and the place is the fair ground.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1910-10-19
LOCAL NOTICES.

Just received A new line of
shapes in all colors, at Mrs. Belk-
maps.
Hit Steaming Hot Chocolate with
delicious whipped cream at Searles' Soda
Fountain, SC.
Try our fiat work service and see for
yourself what a wonderful convenience
it is. The New Method Laundry.
To be successful both the base ball
pitcher and the laundryman should have
a good delivery. The New Method
Laundry has a good delivery.
F. F. Forsaith is now prepared for a
lively campaign at Vacuum house clean
ing. Phone him your orders and he'll
do the rest.
While they last regular $1.25 hot
water bottle for, 90 cents at Searles' drug
store.
The Baptist Mems Club will give a
chicken pie supper in the Baptist chapel
Friday evening, Oct. 21. Supper served
from $50 to 8 o'clock. Ice cream.
Music. Tickets 25 cents.
Through the fall and winter the Wis
taria Tea Room will be open at eleven,
a. m, closed Tuesday, Wednesday and
Friday evenings except for special parties
by request.
reading matter type at the rate of ten cents
line for the first Insertion and five cents a
line for subsequent insertions of the same
copy.1
Get your shoe repairing done at Ed.
Berry's shop, in basement 81 Pearl
street. Tapping and heeling ladies shoes.
so cents; gents. rs cents; straight tap
ping, so cents; rubber heels. so cents;
chair seating all kinds; saw filing.
Cure your cold with Almon's Cold
Tablets, IS cents a box at Searles' drug
store.
F. Willard Magoon, Magnetic Healer,
Citizens Bank Block, Consultation Free.
Phone 64-11.
First class dressmaking done at Mrs.
Efhe Patrick's.
have now on hand the Coffee sold at
the Fairbanks Grocery store, known as
the Fairbanks Special Blend Of Coffee,
35 cents per pound. A. H. Gleason.
For that tired and worn out feeling
take Searles' Compound Syrup of Hypo-
phosphites, 70 cents a bottle.
Use American Liver Tablets.
Use Amer lean Throat Tablets.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1910-10-19
tee, T. G. Bronson of Hardwick, w
III. Harrington of Pomfret, Frank
Warner of Cornwall.

tee, T. G. Bronson of Hardwick, w.
FL. Harrington of Pomfret, Frank
Warner of Cornwall.
Tercentenary Commission.
With the exception of Ex-Governor
Prouty, whose place he takes, Gov
Mead has reappointed the Champlain
Tercentenary commission as follows:
Walter Fl. Crockett, Montpelier;
Lynn M. Hays, Burlington; Horace
w. Bailey, Rutland; John M.
Thomas, Middlebury; w. J. Van
Patten, F. O. Beaupre, Burlington;
Frank L. Fish, Vergennes; Arthur
F. Stone, ST. Johnsbury; George T.
Jarvis, Rutland.
Legislative Notes.
The joint resolution creating the
Office of clerk to the speaker of the
house has been signed by the govern
or and Speaker Howe has appointed
r. e. Slayton to the position.
Frank E. Langley of Barre has
resigned his Office of state printing
commissioner. Mr.. Langley has
demonstrated his fitness for this i'm
portant Office and has saved the state
each year many times his salary. 1t
is said that the applicants for the job
are numerous. The law creating a
state printing commissioner was
passed four years ago and Mr.. Lang
ley was appointed by Gov F. D.
Proctor. He was reappointed by
Gov. G. Ell. Prouty.
w. A. Dutton of Hardwick has
been appointed clerk to the commit
tee on revision of bills and J. r. Cor
bett of Island Pond, stenographer
Mr.. Dutton was at one time a minis
ter and held several charges, but
abandoned the profession and
studied law. Mr. Corbett is employ
ed in Fl. B. Amey's Office at Island
Pond.
Gov. Mead has appointed Frank T..
Parsons of the Montpelier Journal
as commissioner of state printing.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1910-10-19
LAKE ROAD FIGURES.
An Increase in Freight and Passen-
ger Revenue the Past Year.


ger Revenue the Past Year.
The annual report of the ST. Johns
bury and Lake Champlain railroad
for the year ending June 80, 1910,
presents some interesting figures.
The gross income for the year was
$361,613.16 and the total operating
expenses 1886, ,441.41. This would
naturally leave net income of $780,
171.75, except that an interest charge
of $84,812.58 wipes out the net in
come and leaves deficit of $58,64O,-
83. And the report says this deficit
does not include $58,600 ac-
crued interest on bonds held
by the Boston & Maine and Bos-
ton e Lowell railroads. The
revenue from operating expenses is
over $4,000 more than the year
before, the increase in the revenue
from freight being $4,000 and from
the passenger service about $4,000.
The revenue from carrying the
United States mail was less by about
$2,500. 1t cost $2,224.93 per mile
to operate the road, as against ST.
E111.48 the year before. The road
is capitalized at $3,606,749, with
first mortgage bonds amounting to
$2,5OO,0OO. The cost of the road
is placed at $4,76O,137. and the
balance is drawn by charging in the
assets the sum of $1,898,397.73
profit and loss.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1910-10-19
FRATERNITY MEETINGS.
Passumps1c Lodge. No. II. r. and A. M.

Called Communication Thursday evening,
October 20. The e. A. degree will be con-
ferred.
CLARENCE e. NJ oRsE, w. M.
DELos NJ. BACON. Secretary.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1910-10-19
Father Drouhin's Anniversary.

The pupils of Mount St. Joseph
convent gave Rev. Eugene Drouhin
a large reception at ST. Agnes hall
on Monday evening in honor of the
fifteenth anniversary of his ordina-
ton. A musical program was given,
consisting of songs by the children
and violin solo by Miss Beatrice
Goslant. Miss Lea Gegne, in behalf
Of the convent, presented an address
to Father Drouhin, who responded.
The brothers from the boys school
and the sisters from the hospital and
over 200 children were present.
Father Bastien Of Newport and
Father Lachance of Hyde Park were
here for the occasion.
On Tuesday morning there was
special mass at the church in honor
of Father Drouhin's anniversary and
several priests from out of town were
entertained at the parochial residence
at dinner.
Job work of quality done at the
CaIedonian Office.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1910-10-19
Knights of Pythias.

Regular Convention of Apollo Lodge, No
2, Tuesday evening, Oct. IS.
J. F. McCARTY, c. c.
H W. ELLIS K. K
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1910-10-19
The First Prize will be $50
Second, SIS, Third, $40

The prizes will be awarded january judges
pointed later The only send in of
twenty-five of The American Tablets American
All lists to be in by December 10th.
Address, The American Chemical Co., ST. J0hnSbury. VI.
s. Remember that The American Liver Tablets Perfect
throat, cough caarrh: All Druggists 10 and
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1910-10-19
It is not necessary to

deny y ot1rse1f and family reasonable pleasures,
until you grow old enough to have saved a
competency. Remember you may not live to
grow old; you nay be too old to enjoy life
before your object is achieved. Take insur-
ance, enjoy life with your family, and have
them enjoy you. National Life ms. Co., of
VT. fA1utua1.1
w. w. SPRAGUE &. SON,
Gen. Agents of Northeastern Vermont.
St. JohnsburY, Vermont.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1910-10-19
AEROPLANE TO FLY.
Prof. Bonette Will Make Ascension
With the First Vermont
Machine Built.

Prof. Bonette, who has acquired
fame as an aeronaut, promises the
people of this vicinity another ex-
hibition in an aeroplane constructed
by himself and named "The Vermont
No. 1. This machine is the result
of months of hard and persistent
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1910-10-19

Job work of quality done at the
CaIedonian Office.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1910-10-19
LOCAL GATHERINGS.

Advertised letters at the postofice ::
Ladies: Hall, Mrs. o. A.; Narcotic, Mrs.
Mary D.; Norton, Ina B. Gentlemen:
Davies, 3D.; Ellsworth, Dr.; Fay, c.;
Fleming, Oliver; Goldberg, H. J.; Hersey.
Harry; Johnson, Foster; Tracy, H. H;
Wood, Owen; Woodbury., Milton 6.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1910-10-19

Palestine Commandery, No. S, K. 7.
Stated Conc1ave, Tuesday eve, Nov. Is.
EDMUND P. HAMILTON, E. c.
DELos NJ. BACON. Recorder.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1910-10-19
THE,
THE
Passumpsic (mutuaD Savings Bank

Main Street. ST. Johnsbury. VT
of weIkn
b is
exceeding $4,000.
of said month.
M. HOWARD, President
W. T. SMITH, President,
VI. S. BOYNTON
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1910-10-19

Haswel1 Royal Arch Chapter, No. IL.
M degree will be conferred at this Convoca-
tion.
CHARLES BENNETT, H. P.
DELos M. BACON, Secretary.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-28
---,-e-
PLUGGED A FAN.

NEW YORK, July S.-Arthur Devlin,
the third baseman of the Giants, was
held in $500 bail today in the Myrtle
avenue court, Brooklyn, for trial in the
Court Of Special Sessions on a charge
of assault. Devlin is on his way with
his team to Chicago, but he was repre-
scented by his lawyer.
On June 20, when the Giants were
playing the Broolliyns in Washington
park, a number of bleacherites began
guying Devlin. The third baseman
stood it as long as he could, then he
vaulted up into the bleachers and
punched Bernard Rooster of SAT Carl
ton avenue, who declares he was not
one of those who had shouted at Dew
lin.
The ball players lawyer waived ex-
animation and then Magistrate Nau-
mer fixed the bail. Devlin will
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-28
NEWS IN A NUTSHELL
Paragraphs That Give Condensed
News Of the Gay,
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
Vasileff, the agitator, and his COM
panions who were sent to prison on
charges of vagrancy for three months,
will be released on August Z.
In response to a cable just received
by Mr.. Lutted, stock in Lakeview Oil
Co. No. will positively be 80 cents
per share after July 81. Another big
gusher having come in within half a
mile of Lakeview No. 2. 1t is a nine
to one proposition in your favor, don't
neglect it. Come and see me at once.
J. Oswald Lutted, next to Convent,
Fort St. Phone 600.
ain the good old Summer time," it
is cool at Notes; lots of room:
prompt and efficient service. Try it,.
The board of immigration will soon
meet to consider A. j. Campbell's mis-.
sion. He is to leave on the Korea. He
will go to Portugal, to Madeira and
the Azores, ana possibly to Demerara,
where Portuguese canefleld laborers
may be secured.
For the best SHINE IN the city, call
on Pete, the California expert, at the
Silent Barber Shop, Hotel street.
Cut out this and take it to Vat
10y Co. corner King and Nuuanu
and on your making a cash
purchase of so cents or upwards you
will receive ten green stamps in ad-
dition to those usually given.
"Setter than home-cooking" is put
ting it mildly when speaking of the
service at Notes. Everything stan.
dard. Prices suited to the times.
Every patron satisfied.
Tenders for an addition to the Mat
son wharf shed are advertised for by
the superintendent of Public Works.
NoIte's IS open from . a, m. to 1880
p. m. Early risers will find this cafe
just the place for a pure kona coffee
"eye opener" Meals at all hours.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-28
TRADE TROUBLE
IN FAR EAST

VIENNA, Austria, July S.-A diplo-
mat, long resident in the far east, in
forms the correspondent of The Daily
News that he believes the new Russo
Japanese agreement will exert a far
reaching and disastrous effect on
Americas trade and general relations
in the orient. The understanding, he
thinks, foreshadows the ultimate par
tition of Manchuria between Japan
and Russia, although the date of its
AGtyal accomplishment may be re-
mote.
Japan, said the diplomat, has every
,inducement to gain possession of Man
churia, where it would obtain coal,
cotton and excellent tobacco, and
would possibly discover iron, all Of
which are vitality necessary to Jap
ans industrial development, now
largely dependent for these commod-
tiles on China. Japans possession
of Manchuria would ruin Americas
cotton trade in China, which is now
Americas best market. The new
treaty, he continued, would also Sc
riously injure Americas position i'll
the event of war, as it might change
a friendly power in the Pacific into
an open enemy.
Secretary Knox is blamed by the di.
plomat with having fostered the
Russo-Japanese understanding by his
ill-advised project for the neutral a.
ton of the manchurian railways. The
negotiations between the two powers
had been going on for long time and
had always ended in a deadlock, but
when Japan saw prospect that it's
dangerous trade rival, America, would
take an active part in Manchurian
affairs it at once decided that it would
be best to come to a prompt under
standing with Russia.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-28
FROM FUNNIEST
OF ALL COMEDIES

The change at the New Orpheum
this evening has bright prospects from
the fact that "The Wrong Mr.. Smith, -
which will be seen here for the first
time, is a musical adaptation of the
funniest of all farce comedies, my
Friend from India" Adhering closely
to the original plot only the best parts
of the famous comedy have been re-
tanned, allowing ample opportunity for
the Interpolation of catchy and tune.
full musical numbers. All of the prin-
oipals have been assigned up to date
musical numbers and besides the nu-
merous single items, duets and sex
tettes have been arranged by music
director Charles JUST. One of the
features of the bill will be the further
tax on Elsie Schuyler'B versatility
when she will do a character entirely
new here. She will appear as a Swed-
ish girl and sing "She borrowed my
only husband" This has been one of
her best song hits.
Miss Rockwell will again sing two
songs by request. Olga Stech, Harry
Clarity, Miss Atkins, Harris Mcclure
Carleton Chase and Harry Stuart will
do special numbers. Miss Garfield
will render two pieces on the violin
accompanied by Frank Anderson on
the organ. The chorus, of course, will
be seen and heard to the best advant-
age. Another crowded first night
should greet "The Wrong Mr.. Smith"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-28
HUSBAND TRIED TO
KILL NAPOLEAN.

PARIS, France, July THE widow
of a man who attempted to assassinate
Napoleon l, in 1914 has just died here,
The fact, seemingly astonishing as it
is, is easily explained. Query de Maui
breuil, conspirator concerned in the
affairs of the first empire and the re-
storation is said by historians to have
been employed by Talleyrand to STAY
Napoleon on the eve of the latter's de-
parture for Elba. The attempt failed
Maubreuil at the age of SO married in
1866 girl of 16 and it is the latter
whose death has awakened in Paris
strange echoes of times long past.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-28
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS
THE WEATHER.
Local Office, U. S. Weather Bureau,
Honolulu, T. H., July %, 1910.

Temperature, a. M; s a. m; 10
a. m; and morning minimum:
70; IS; rs; 40; 40,
Barometer reading. Absolute num-
idity (grains per cubic foot; relative
humidity and dew point at a. M:
29.95; 1927; II; 81.
Wind velocity and direction at 6
a. m; a. m; 10 a. M; and noon
e: . e; IL Sc; 13 E.
Rainfall during "a hours ending a.
m; 20 inch.
Total vino movement during ~
hours ended at moo n176 miles.
WIN. b. STOCKMAN,
Section Director,
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For Rent.
Bedrooms. Large grounds. Splendid
tiew. Rent $4,000. Apply this office.
ARE ~

All Kinds Wrapping apers and
Iwlnss, Printing and Writing Papers.
American-Hawaiian Paper & Supply
Co., Ltd.
Fort and Queen Streets, Honolulu,
phone 40. Geo. G. Guild Gen, Mgr.
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DRAMATIC.
MEMS CLOTHING

Mems Clothing on credit-$1 90
week. Suit given at once. Francis
Levy, Quitting Co., Sachs Bldg, Fort
Street.
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Waggles-Der is one time when I'd
really like to be president.
Mr.. Goode-Ah, what a noble am
biHon! And when is that?
Waggles-Why, when he takes his
vacation.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-07-28

be tried when it is convenient for him
to be in New York without leaving
the ceam.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1910-03-13
$4,000

give snort that will practically clean that
pail OF mush and blow two quarts or so up
the sleeve OF the aforesaid jumper, but he
will find that out.
In the broiling sun he will plant the ro
tund tuber, will drop the yellow corn. viii
spread the timothy seed. will ride the grain
drill and, with those overallS tucked III his
boots, Will hook the grays on to the plough,
let down the bars 10 the back medd5r'
and start work. The odor OF the newly
turned furrow will be as incense 10 his nos
trils. and as he stops under yOnder shade
tree 10 wipe the perspiration from his sun
burned features and 10 take another pull at
the jug of buttermilk he will look back
with satisfaction over the area he has COW
cred. OF course, a glance along those fur
rows may lead the fellow who rides by in
an auto to wonder whether the plough was
drawn by Il boa constructor or a team with
a gimlet gait, but one must not expect too
much OF a new farmer before ne has had 4
chance 10 break in his new boots or set rid
of the blister on his heel.
The Lebanon farmers are laughing Some
OF them night out loud and others with a
sort Of subdued smoker They expect
that It's going to he the best show in wears
when Farmer Sands gets under headway.
- PA'thhl14S u HSip Itl1 InlnE
along by telling him at potato bugsty
time that the modern method is for tae
FARMER To take his forceps in hand and Duu
'he teeth OF each bug instead of whackins-
MN on the head with a hatchet. as farmers
uSed 10 do. They will tell him that this
VIII permit the bug to turn into a beautiful
butterfly that viii prevent the San Jose
scale from spelling his turnip crop They're
gong 10 tell him 10 buy guinea hens when
ne asks what breed 10 get for settlers;
they lie going to tell him never to buy q
COW that hasn't a full set OF upper teeth
as mat Is sure sign that she is so old she
mas passed the stage OF usefulness.
les SIR; they're planning to have a
uushei or fun with Farmer Sands, but
ihey better be careful. Perhaps he's had
inns desire to farm for several years and
Nas heen carefully reading the articles In
'i4e agricultural departments OF the daily
papers by Sod Buster" The Man with
tue Garden Rake" Knight OF the Sidehiu
'oush' "Pitchfork SiIas" and "Cornheld
joshua. ana is thoroughly posted on each
ana every branch OF agriculture. You fell
lows up there had bstter so a little easy
WIN your new neighbor. III you give him
700 much fictitious advice, he may give YOU
the ICY stare next fall when you get into u
corner and go over and ask him TO swap
work with you or TO lend you his auto
inooiie with the patent rye sowing appa-
fetus hooked on behind. There's no tellin'!