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The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
GETTING HIS IDIoMs MIXED
oerman-American May Have Meant
Well, But His Directions Wsro
Somewhat Complex.

Passengers on a New York street
car were treated to some choice exam
pies of German-American English
when a stout gentleman with = robust,
voice started to relate to 4 friend
his adventures OF the previous night.
"Twelf O'CLOCK 1t wass when he
come alretty." said the stout man.
''und on de toor rap"
But" said his companion. ut was
only about ten o'clock when he started
over there"
well. twelf O'CLOCK 1t wass when
he comes alretty und on de toor rap.
Und tell him de DOCTOR he want. he
shouldn't go de frondt way oudt dc
side way roundt und de pack way oop.
und chust a. blain as dot. Und den de
plane fool. he rap yet und wake efery-
pody de house in. Den l put myself
my pants on und maype l don't pail
him oudt. l call him \ chumbp und .
iopster-"
NO." laughed his friend. you sure
" didn't call him that
Call him dot?" snorted the fat man.
SAY. call him eferything can lay
ny hands on"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
THE LATEST IMPORTANT Die
PATCHES PUT INTO eHoRr,
CRISP PARAoRAPHo.
STORY OF THE week
oHoWINo THE PRooRese o.
EVENTS IN our OWN AND
FOREIGN LANpo.
WESTERN

Copious rains in Oklahoma have
saved the wheat.
Ex-Judge Thos. ]. Anderson Of Utah
died at Sawtelle. Calf. Wednesday.
A Northern Pacific wreck just out
OF Spokane killed eight and injured
seven.
Mrs. Walter Caldwell shot and
killed her husband at Pittsburg. Kas..
Sunday
The fine new equipment for the
Western Pacific is being delivered at
Salt Lake.
The trial of DR.. D. Clark Hyde. for
the murder OF Col. Thomas H. Swope.
was called at Kansas City. Monday.
Chief Forester Graves will make
trip through Colorado. New Mexico.
California. Utah. Oregon and Montana
The strike OF switchmen on thirteen
Northwestern roads. in force since No
vember 30th. has been officially de-
clared off.
VIM. d. Bates, an official of the
Texas OIL Company. shot +. b. Boon
at Houston. Tex, Wednesday. He
likely will die.
Governor vessey OF South Dakota
addressed 500 union miners At Lead.
Monday. and commended them for
their orderly conduct OF the strike.
Five motor records were estab-
lished At Playa del Rey. Calf. We'd
nesday. In the half-mile Barney Old
field was going over 100 miles an
hour.
The Fairbanks expedition to Mount
Mckinley reached the summit April Sd
and having returned say they found
no trace OF DIR. Cook having been
there.
Miss Ruth Frances Wilson. eighteen.
was attacked by an unknown man on
the street In San Francisco. and hor-
ribly disfigured by = dash OF carbolic
acid In the face.
John r. Bradley Of New York will
start y six months hunting trip in
northern COLORADO and finish At the
Mexican border. They will bring
fifty.five horses ~ part Of their equip
ment.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
GEN z RAJ.

Prof. William G. Sumner OF Yale
died Tuesday.
Richard Croker will return to his es-
tate in ireland.
Dun & Co. report trade brisk in the
West. slow in the East.
1t is reported that the Steel corpor-
alton will raise the wages OF 225.000
men May LIST.
1t is reported that Canada will pro-
hibit the export Of pulp wood to the
United States.
Paul ]. Raincy and Harry Whitney
are planning an Artic expedition for
big game specimens.
At Los Angeles the Hotel Mems Mu-
tual Benefit Association voted to meet
In Boston in 1911.
Mark Twain returned from Bermuda
to New York In . serious condition
from heart trouble.
Four thousand employees OF the Ma
tional Tube Company at Lorraine. Ohio.
returned to work Monday.
In the Federal Circuit Court at New
York Judge Lacombe fined the Sugar
A tong war is added to Philadel-
phia's other troubles. Two Chinks
were murdered Sunday night.
Seventy thousand enumerators begin
their work of counting the people Of
the United States April 18th.
James A Patten thinks the United
States will produce $4,000. 900 bushels
of wheat less this year than last.
School children OF Montclair, N. j.,
will vote on whether the town will
celebrate the Fourth with fireworks or
not.
The terms proposed by Mayor Rey-
burn Of Philadelphia have been accept
ed by the carmen and the strike de-
clared off.
Editor Claude B. Hay of Moore
house, Mo-, ended . three-year feud
with DR.. l.. w. Hart, mayor. by killing
him.
Col Duncan B. Cooper. convicted of
killing Senator Carmack of Tennessee,
was pardoned by Governor Patterson
Wednesday.
lothian P. Aids was branded as .
bribe-taker by his colleagues of the
New York Senate. He is not working
as a senator now.
The governor Of New Jersey has
signed the bill prohibiting the employ
ment of children under fifteen years
old in factories at night
Trenton Methodist ministers met
and condemned the New Jersey Legis-
lature for their recent orgy Of wine
and women at adjournment.
Government officers Saturday raid
ed bucket shops In New York. Phila-
delphia, Jersey City, st. Louis Cincin-
natl and Baltimore, ~ . result Of CON
spiracy indictments being returned b.
the federal grand jury of the District
Of Columbia.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21

Vegetable Compound has done for mo
during this trying period. Complete
restoration to health means 10 much
to me that for the sake Of other suffer-
ing women ] am willing TO make my
this tsGuP.e Ise,p pnDic 10 you MAJ .Pcpax PoInsn
R.F. D., ,Graniteyille. Vt.
No other medicine for woman's ills
has received such widespread and un-
qualified endorsement. No other med
icine We know Of has such . record
Of cures Of female ills as has Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
For moro than 80 years It has been
curing female complaints such -
Inflammation, liberation, local weak
nesses, fbroid tumors, irregularities.
periodic pains, backache, indigestion
and nervous prostration, and 1t 10
unequalled for carrying women safely
through the period Of change Of life.
It costs but little to try Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and.
~ Mrs. Barclay says 1t is worth noun
tains Of gold " to suffering women.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
RAiLRoADs CLAIM PROPOSED
LAW WOULD CHANGE COM.
MERciAL MAP oFcoUNTRY.
SENOLOBBY TO CAPITOL
CHEAP WATER HAUL THE REA-
SON FOR APPARENTLY IN
CONSISTENT RATE NOW.

Chicago.-A note of alarm was
sounded by Western railroad presi-
dents Friday regarding the proposed
amendment to the commerce act re-
moving all exceptions to the long and
short haul clause OF the law.
Should such an amendment as has
been approved by the Senate and
House committee become a law. 1t is
stated. the commercial map of the en-
tire country would be reconstructed
and the Pacific coast country would
be cut off from railroad communities
tion. 80 far as freight is concerned.
The conference of Western presi-
dents was called with a view to dis
cussing the situation and determining
whether anything could be done to
prevent the passage of the proposed
amendment. The sole measure that
could be thought of was to send a lob
by to Washington to try to show Con.
gress the folly OF such a move. Ow-
ing to the fact that the administration
and the people have decreed that rail
roads should keep out OF politics and
cease lobbying. the Western presi.
dents concluded there was nothing
they could do In the matter.
The Interstate Commerce Commits
sion has repeatedly recognized the po
tency OF water competition In govern.
ing the long and short haul clause,
its most recent recognition having
been In the Spokane rate case. The
clause referred to prohibits railroads
from charging more for short haul
than for . long haul. but all transcon
tinental rates are built up upon the In
fraction OF this rule.
The rates from the Atlantic sea
Francisco than they are to Salt Lake
and are less to Portland and Seattle
than they are to Tacoma. 400 miles
this side OF the coast.
The reason for this adjustment In to
be found in water competition. In or.
der to secure any business from the
seaboard. the railroads are compelled
from New York to New Orleans. plus
the rail route from there to the coast,
and also to meet the all-water rate
around the Horn.
When the Panama canal shall have
been opened the effect OF water com.
petition will be all the more severe.
The railroads are compelled to make
rates to all the territory west Of the
Rocky mountains much lower than
they would were it not for the water
transportation.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
ABANDONED IT
For the OH Fashioned Coffss Was
Killing.

'T always drank coffee with the rest
Of the family. for 1t seemed as II there
was nothing for breakfast II we did
not have 1t on the table.
Il had been troubled some time
with my heart. which did not feel
right. This trouble grew worse steadily.
Sometimes 1t would beat fast and
at other times very slowly. SO that l
would hardly be able to do work for
an hour or two after breakfast. and II
I walked up q hill, 1t gave me Sc
we're pain.
Il had no idea of what the trouble
was until a friend suggested that per-
haps 1t might be caused by coffee
drinking. I tried leaving OF the coffee
and began drinking Postum. The
change came quickly. I am now glad
to say that I am entirely well Of the
heart trouble and attribute the relief
to leaving of coffee and the use Of
Postum.
"A number of my friends have aban-
doned the old fashioned coffee and
have taken up with Postum. which
they are using steadily. There are
some people that make Postum very
weak and tasteless, but II 1t is boiled
long enough, according to directions,
It is a very delicious beverage. We
have never used any Of the old fash.
ioned coffee since Postum was flrst
started in our house."
Read the little book. "rhe Road to
Wellville. In pkgs. There's Reason" !"
Ever reed the aA0vs bstts1t 4 nevs
one appears fPon ti0e - taAs. They
are Weauinss tRoe, oA1 fau 81 AaDan
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
penverltes to Decide.

Denver.-Senator Guggenheim has
advised the commercial bodies here
that the secretary Of the treasury pro-
poses to put the question up to the
people Of Denver whether they will
have the exterior Of the new federal
building built Of Colorado marble and
the extra cost Of the marble will make
necessary, or have the extension built
Of sandstone and the interior finished
in the original manner dssigned By the
architects.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
Two New Banks In Ia Plata Count,

Two New Banks In La Plata County.
Ignacio.-The Ignacio State Bank.
capital 10000. filed it's Incorporation
papers at Denver Tuesday.
Durango.-The papers have been
signed for the establishment Of the
Burns National Bank Of Durango. with
paid in capital Of 100000. T. D. Burns.
the millionsire sheep. cattle and ranch
owner of TERRA Amarillo, N. NJ. Ii to
be president: Thomas H. Kelly. min
ing man. vice president. and J. r. Ty-
ler. cashier. Mr.. Tyler Is now cashier
OF the Carbonate National Bank OF
Leadville. A charter has been applied
for.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
Runaways Rounded up.

Colorado Springs.-Six runaway boys
from the Home for Dependent Chill
dren In Denver were taken in custody
by the police Tuesday. They escaped
from the institution Sunday night. The
boys are Theo Wilson. Fred Braham.
Paul Walker. Everett Wilson. McKin-
ley Burnett and Oscar Bedford.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
boulder county Tunastsn shIpments.

Boulder County Tungsten Shipments.
Boulder.-Shipments OF tungsten
for the year 80 far aggregate about
100 tons Of concentrates or high
grade ore. worth about $4,000. every
thirty days. With the completion Of
the Primos mill early In June ship
ments will increase to 125 tons
monthly. The increase this month In
In price of tungsten concentrates high
grade ore to $3.50 per unit for q sixty
per cent product probably marks the
high price for the year.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
The Laros Way.

Apropos Of J. Pierpont MorGan's I'm
mense resources. as shown In his re-
cent proffer Of 800. .oo0. 900 wherewith
to build more New York subways. .
broker said:
''Mr. Morgan's wealth causes him to
look At money in = large way. Once.
At the Metropolitan club in Fifth ave
nue.. told him Of the death Of . mu-
tual friend.
"'How much did he leaver Mr.. Nor
gan asked.
"a matter Of nve or six millions.
believe. said I.
"Mr. Morgan's eyebrows lifted. q
"'How deceptive circumstance1.
sometimes are,' he said. I always supf
posed him quite comfortably or"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
Reason for Envy.

The stingy man had come homo and
had objected when his wife attempted
10 kiss him.
i've just had tooth pulled" he
explained.
well. l envy the Dentist" his wife
replied.
you envy the dentist? What do you
mean?"
"Oh. nothing much" the wife sighed.
only he's the first person I've ever
heard Of who succeeded In getting
anything out Of you.'-woman's Ma
tional Daily.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
A Smalt Loaf.

A halffamished fellow in the south
ern states tells of baker (whose
loaves had been growing small by
by degrees and beautifully less') who.
when going his rounds to serve his
customers. stopped at the door Of one
and knocked. when the lady within ex-
claimed: Who's there?" and was
answered: "The baker" What do
you want?" ITO leave your bread"
well, you needn't make such a fuss
about It; put 1t through the keyhole."
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
Warfare over Illinois Central.

Chicago.-It was reported today
that the old warfare between the So
called Hartman or Harahan and the
Stuyvesant Fish factions for control
OF the Illinois Central is about to be
revived as an outgrowth of the alleged
raft now being Investigated.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
sIe Southern Colorado Project.

Pueblo.-Maps locating five Inn
mense reservoirs to be constructed by
Colorado Southern Irrigation Com
pany and to cost over 100000. were
filed Wednesday by President Brown
Of the company. The reservoirs Will
be located on Turkey creek. Peck's
creek and in the vicinity Of Galbreth
lake, Beaver lake and st. Charles
lake Their total capacity will be q
300, ,OOO, 900 cubic feet.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
Used to II.

Recently lady witness In q court
up the state was subjected to =
troublesome fire Of cross questions.
and the lawyer. thinking that some
apology was necessary. tried to square
himself
II really hope. madam" said he.
that l don't annoy you with all these
questions"
"Oh. no." was the prompt reply; II
am accustomed to IT,"
you don't mean IT." wouderingiy
returned the lawyer.
YES" rejoined the lady. Il have 4
six-year-old boy at home"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
calrs Jaw In Surgical Operation

Los Angeles.-The new oral surgery
department Of the Los Angeles coun.
ty hospital was inaugurated Friday
with an unprecedented operation,
which supplied John Schilheimer with
part OF calf's lower jaw to replace
maxilary bones that we're destroyed
when a Jersey bull. gored the man
vember.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
hopAleaa.

your store is no good. sir! I
asked for lace curtains last week. and
I couldn't get en-
"Indeed?"
"Yes. And I asked for silk socks
yesterday. and l couldn't get EN-"
That's strange"
And to-day asked for credit. and
can't even get that. Is this a regu-
lar store, or what?'
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
Love At First Sight.

Friend-So yours was a case Of
love at frst sight?
Mrs. Getthere-Yes. indeed. fell
desperately In love with my dear hus-
band the moment set eyes upon him.
/ remember 1t as distinctly a. II it
were yesterday. was walking with
papa on the beach at Long Beach.
when suddenly papa stopped. and.
pointing him out, said: There, my
dear. is a man worth ten millions."-
New York Weekly.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
Newfound Iand'e 0sd Reoord.

The Newfoundland Society for the
Prevention OF Tuberculosis 10 carrying
on q vigorous and necessary campaign
this year in the island. Tho death
rate from the disease In Newfoundland
10 very large. About one In every
fve Of the total population dies Of II.
and. what II worse, In the last six
yesrs the death rate. which 10 sta
uonary or decreasing elsewhere. has
increased about so per cent. This IL
due largely to the native horror oe
fresh air In the house.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
Reoret the hissino.

Washington.-Discla responsi
bility for the kissing Of the President
Thursday night, when in his address
he freely stated his sentiments on
woman suffrage. the National Woman
Suffrage Association Friday officially
expressed to President Taft its regret
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21

New York Co. to Build Denver p. O.
Washington.-The award will prob
ably go to the Hedden Construction
Company Of New York. whose bid for
Colorado marble entire was $1.321. 1872,
nd for Colorado marble. excepting
light courts. 3l,251,1S2
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
LITTLE Lunnon's Nsw Theatre.

Colorado Springs. = Construction
work on the $250.00o theatre which
James r. Burns has planned will be
begun In q few weeks. The theatre
a. planned will be one Of the handsom-
est In the West. and also will pro-
vide a new office building for Colo
RADIO Springs. II will occupy the site
on Pixies Peak avenue adjoining the
Exchange National Bank skyscraper.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
WASTED A FORTUNE ON SKIN
TROUBLE

Il began to have an itching over my
whole body about seven years ago and
this settled in my limb. from the knee
TO the toes. went to see q great many
physicians, q matter which cost me .
fortune. and after noticed that l did
not get any relief that way. went for
three years to the hospital. But they
were unable to help me there. used
all the medicines that could see but
became worse and worse. had an
Inflammation which made me almost
crazy with pain. When I showed my
foot to my friends they would get
really frightened. did not know
what to do. was SO sick and had be-
como SO nervous that positively lost
all hope.
II had seen the advertisement OF
the Cuticura Remedies . great many
times. but could not make up my mind
TO buy them. for had already used so
many medicines. Finally I did decide
to use the Cuticura Remedies and
tell you that was never so pleased a.
when I noticed that. after having used
two sets OF Cuticura Soap. Cuticura
Ointment and Cuticura Pills, the en-
tire Inflammation had gone. I was
completely cured. l should be only
too glad II people with similar disease
would come to me and md out the
truth. would only recommend them
70 use Cuucura. Mrs. Bertha Sachs.
1871 Second Ave-. New York. N. r..
Aug. 20. 1899"
"Mrs. Bertha Sachs II my sister-in.
law and know we'll how she suffered
and was cured by Cuicura RENE
dies after many other treatments
failed. Morris Sachs. 321 E. Ssth St..
New York. N. Y. Secretary OF
Deutsch- -Ostrowoer Unt..verein. Kemp
aer Hebrew Benevolent Society. etc"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21

from nervOu6no99
and other annoying
symptoms, and I
can truly say that
LydiaE.P Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound has proved
worth mountains
Of gold to me. as It
restored my health
and strength. I
never forget to tell
my friends what
LydiaE. Pinkham's
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
corporatIons to Re Reminded.

Denver.-Assistant Attorney Cen
eral Brock is working on the COM
plants that will be filed coon In the
District Court demanding that about
100 corporations pay their flat taxes.
which have long been delinquent He
says the domestic corporations owe
the state about $4,000 in fiat taxes.
while the foreign corporations owe
about $4,000.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
viii Vote on Bonds May Path.

viii Vote on Bonds May Path.
Colorado Springs.-The city council
has named May gath as the date for
q popular election on the question OF
issuing 100000 worth of bonds for
the purchase of South Cheyenne can
on. including the famous Seven Falls,
Pillars of Hercules. etc.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
stssi Corporation Care for Injured.

8tSeI Corporation CdFe TOT INJURED.
New York.-The United States Steel
corporation Friday announced q plan
for relief Of employees injured in its
service. During temporary disable
ment single men will receive IS per
cent Of their wages and married men
80 per cent.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
William Allen White to Speak

Colorado Springs.-William Allen
White will be the commencement
speaker At Colorado college. He will
deliver the address to the graduating
class June 18th. Commencement week
vii be ushered In Saturday. June IL.
with the presentation Of the class
play In the college Jungle"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
Duke to Visit CHICAGO.

Chicago.-Reservatio were made
Mt a hotel here FRIDAY for the Duke
of Connaught, brother to King Ed
ward VII. who will visit Chicago in
August.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
Sentences commutsd

Denver.-The board of pardons Fri
day commuted the sentences OF VIII
Harris. Lee Broadnax and Pablo Vigil.
30 that they will sll be released from
the penitentiary on or before July Sd.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21

Gigantic Lockout OF German Workmen.
Berlin.-A lockout in the building
trades of Germany began Friday. Be-
tween 10000 and 100000 workers al
ready are affected.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
Never No More"

Aspen.-James stapleton. charged
with dynamiting fish. pleaded guilty
Tuesday and paid . fine Of $500 on
condition of suspension of q county
Jail sentence.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
WEEKS EVENTS
COLORADO

New National Bank on the slope.
OIathe3The First National Bank OF
Olathe has been authorized to be-
gin business. by the treasury depart
ment with $4,000 capital.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
For Settlement.

THAT fellow seems to take himself
very seriously"
Yes: he thinks his personal sQuab-
bles are weighty enough to b ~.
ferred to The Hague"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
WORTH
MOUNTAINS
OF GOLD
During Change Of Life,
says Mrs. Chas. Barclay

Graniteville, Vt was passing
through the Change Of Life and suffered
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21

Shady Character.
who IL the man that every one
seems to knowf"
"Oh. every one knows him. He's
our secret police."-F1eigende Blatter.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1910-04-21
NO TIME TO Loss.
Walt Q minute: I =

Iurtle-Wait Q minute: I want TO
eco you!
SMALL can't; I'm in . hurry; I
want to get home before dark, and its
nearly IL O'Clock now.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-04-29
tTo Be Copttnued.)
TURKISH TROOPS MUTINY.
New Government Regime Is In Peril
Of Overthrow.

CONSTANTINOPLE. Via Philip
popolis, April 29.-The Albanian re-
volt has become SO serious that the
entire Young Turks regime Is in
grave danger of overthrow.
turkish troops are mutinying In
great squads when ordered into the
mountains 10 Join the colors, declar-
Ing they will not fight the Albanians
because they are co-religionists. The
Albanians have practically made
their revolt a hoiy-w averring that
the Young Turks are seeking to over.
throw the faith.
The mutiny TO the Turkish troops
and the spirit of unrest that is
spreading throughout the army is
causing great alarm in government
circles.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-04-29
GETS CIVIC POINTERS HERE.
Burt w. Lyon. Of Joplin, Mo-, Picks w
Suggestions in Detroit.

Detroit is going 10 help start hust.
ling Missouri city on the road to civic
improvement
Mayor Breitmeyer had as a guest al
luncheon. Thursday. in the Pontcnar.
train, Burt w Lyon, of Joplin. Mo
Mr. Lyon is extensively engaged IN
the zinc mining business around Jop-
lin and is also president of the Jop-
lin Country club and actively inter.
ested In the matter OF civic improve
ment and Identification OF that pro
gressive Missouri city.
AT the mayors request, Park Com
missioner Hurlbut will Friday take
Mr. Lyon on tour of inspection OF
Detroit's park system. and also fur
nish the Mi sourian with a small as
sortment Of park plants and shrub.
berry TO assist the western city In it's
start towards Identification.