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The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07
BODY OF JUSTICE
ON WAY TO CHICAGO
IBy Associated Press. |

Boston. Mass, July THE body
of the late Melville w. Fuller, chiei
justice of the supreme court of the
United States, and the funeral party
which is accompanying it left this
city at 1880 am. today in a special
car attached to the regular express
train for Chicago
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07

A large delegation of local physi-
clans will be at the depot this even
ing when the special train comes in
bearing the delegates to the Ameri-
can Institute of Homeopathy. These
physicians are from all over the east
and will be given a truly western
handshake at the depot The con-
vention is to be held in San Fran
cisco.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07

The street carnival next week. I'M
dersthe auspices of the Elks. promises
to be the very biggest thing of the
summer. Parties who have seer
Parker's street shows. say they ar,
the real thing" in street shows.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07
ToDAY's MARKET REPORT.
[ Reported by the Grand Junction
Brokerage Company.l
GRAIN MARK EFT.
LIVE STOCK.

LIVE STOCK.
Hogs-Receipts; Chicago, 1900;
Kansas City, 1000; Omaha, 1000
Market 10c lower.
Gattle-Receipts Chicago. 1000:
Kansas City. 5000; Omaha, $500
Market slow
Sheep-Receipts Chicago 10000;
Kansas City. 1000: Omaha. 1000.
Market steady.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07
THOUSANDS STRIKE.
IBy Associated Press. !

New York. July 7.-Obeying the
strike order that had been issued by
their leaders, thousands of women
cloak and garment workers of this
city struck this afternoon for higher
wages and improved working condi-
lions.
The prediction was made that by
tonight 10000 operatives would have
quit work.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07

J. C. Craig. formerly secretary OF
the state commercial association, and
nephew of William Craig of the
immigration board. is in the city to.
day. He is enroute from Montrose to
Denver.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07

G. w. Orme. of Grand junction,
was business visitor in Canon City
on Saturday Mr.. Orme is admins
traitor of the estate of the late John
Amuldson of this city and he was
here on business connected with its
settlement.-Canon City Record.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07

The rails were laid into Fruita on
the interurban today about the noon
hour There was great rejoicing
when the last rails were laid today.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07

C. Nj. Quincy. railroad man from
DeBeque. is in the city for few
days on business.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07

Mrs. Name Goette, who has been
acting as assistant to DIR. F. R. Mills
leaves tomorrow night for an extend
ed visit to Spokane, Washington
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07

+. A. Sunderlin, of the Grand
Junction and Grand River Valley
railway, was an arrival in the city at
noon today from Glenwood Springs.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07

Fishing season along the Gunnisop
river now on. Very low round trir
rates. Call at D. & h. G. city ticket
office for full Information.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07
ToDAY's WHEAT MARKET.


tBy Associated Press.
Chicago. July July wheat to-
day closed at 1903.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07

The big Carnival next week. Ev.
ferybody is enthusiastic over its com
ing.
Get ready for the best fun of the
season next week at the Parker
shows. There are twelve big attrac.
tions. with a number of street at.
fractions free. Keep your eyes wide
open and save your dimes
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07

The store where your friends meet
The Quist Drug Co
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07

For heavy hauling call on Barton
: Terrell, the liverymen.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07
SADDENED AND DEPRESSED /.

And he proceeded 10 tell the House
OF representatives all about it, about
the heinous crime and sectionalism
OF 1t all on the very day when at the
other end of the Capitol veteran.
son OF Mississippi and an old Johnny
Reo, the Hon. James Gordon, was
delivering his farewell to the Senate
In the most remarkable speech everl
made in that august body, obliterat-
ing from the map of the Union.
Mason and Dixon's line and preaching
good VIII and brotherly affection.
But the Mississippi" is still afloat.
and in her cupboards there still re,
mains the silver service bearing the
portrait of Jefferson Davis, and
strange though it may be not an
officer or sailor of that ship has beer
prompted to treason thereby. vet the
heart of the Hon. David A. Holdings
worth. scion of Valentine Hollings{
worth. is saddened and deeply de,
pressed.-From Norman E. Mac,'s
National Monthly for July. 1.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07

p. f. Castle, of Telluride. is a local
visitor.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07

me big Carnival next week. Ev-
ing.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07

Karl Price. of DeBeque. is in the
city on business today.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07

We rent tents and wagon covers
Fred Mantey.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07

Shoe fly! See Fred Msntey.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07

we write insurance. Perry &
Simmons.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07

Mantey.
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1910-07-07

Get ready for the best fun of the
season next week at the Parke,
shows. There are twelve big attract
tons, with number of street AT.
fractions free. Keep your eyes wide
open and save your dimes.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-09
Do DENVER Or DIE
UNIVERSITY MOTTO
Team Is Now in Great COndi-
tion for Big Game
Saturday.

Coach Fred Bcnnion has put the right
kind OF lighting spirit into tho university
football warriors this week, and as a
| putting IN the licks of their lives. Tues
day afternoon tho regular line up was
on the gridiron, with BcnDic Grant in
his old position Of quarter. and Peters
back In the position of end. which he
filled so well before his ankle vas in
iurcd several weeks ago. Bcth Of these
players are practically well. and VIII be
In the game with Denver university sat
uTday, provided nothing happens All of
the other players are feeling good after
Two weeks rest from game and aro
ready to put in tho light of their lives
mex, Saturday. Bonuion has drilled into
the fellows the absolute necessity Of
hanging ON to tho ball. and OF being III
the game all tho time.
Coach Joe Maddox was ont tho
fleld Tuesday afternoon, assisting tho
men in getting down to the best plays.
showing made hy the mon, and as
proof that Coach Fred Bcpnou is thor
oughly OIL TO all the tactics of the game.
and knows how To get ont clever plays
and DO II right. Coach Maddox had only
two suggestions TO make on The whole
seventy -hvo plays which were displayed
before him The mon havc all or these
plays down well. and If the players can
only hang on TO the ball aud mako tho
forward pass work. as II IS now work
INK III the practices. tho Denver univer-
sitv will find Il good strong gamo for
them.
The players aud both coaches are sat
i5fied that the Denver game will be tho
hardest OF the season II Is also tho
last big game and will finish the sched-
Ule for tho university with tho cxcep-
tion or the game with the "Aggics" on
Thanksgiving day,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-09
RED AVID BLACK MAY
PLAY CHICAGO HIGH
Game Will Be Arranged if East
ern Team Can Come in
Good Time.

The Salt Lake high school football
team will have all opportunity 10 line Up
against a real high school team tho lat
ter part of tho season. II x. NJ. Pattcr-
son OF Chicago can arrange for "a game
here. as he * planning Il western foot
ball trip for the Cook County high school
championship team. Mr.. Patterson Is
eager for game with the Salt Lake
high school. some Denver high school
and tho Butte high school.
The matter has been taken up by
those in charge of the sport AT the high
school and terms will be asked II is
feared that the trip would be made about
Christmas time, and in This event the
game here would be impossible, as the
local team could not be kept together
to that time. A gamo hero would be
d big drawing card and an Opportunity
10 put the athletic association on firm
financial basis.
The football squad Was given a hard
workout Tuesday afternoon. as the Jor-
dan high school football team VIII be
played Friday afternoon. Arrangements
will be made for the university field
and the gamo should be ALI interesting
one. as the Sandy players have greatly
improved. Coach Brusse gave out q
number OF new plays that should be ef-
fectivc. Manager Midgley OF the fresh-
man team was at the high school Tues
day with a contract for the game. This
game will be one OF the best games of
the season, as II will be deciding game
for the high school
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-09
Latonia Results.

IATONIA. Nov. S.-A handicap al sir
lurlonss today furnished ono of the most
exciting finishes OF the Latonia meeting,
when Helmet and Magazine, running
nose and nose for the last sixteenth, FIN
ished so close that II required the Of
fciai eye OF the judges to decide the win
ner. Helmet was challenged by Maga-
zine In the final drive. but proved the
winner. The third race also furnished
a great finish. when Jeanne dare,
Ethelda and WOODLAND finished heads
apart. Summaries:
First race. five and half furlongs-
Union Jack won. Outlaw second. Bob
Farley third. Time, los. Union Jack.
straight $3.50: Outlaw. place $3.50, Bob
Forey, show S610,
Second race. six furlongs-Star, straig
$3.50. won, Lowens place $500, second Z:
Mary Day, show $40, third. Time, t:lf :
Third race six furlongs--Jeannc dare
straight $3.50, won. Ethelday. place $3.50.
second; Wood Lane. show $3.50. third
Time, 1:14 2-5
Fourth race. six furIongs-Helmet won
Magazine second. Green Seal third. Time
l;12 40. Helmet. straight $3.50; Maga-
zinc. place $3.50; Green Seal. show SO 90
Fifth race, one mile and seven yards
CansoIc won. Camel second, Bad News
third. Time. 1:i3 40. Console straight
s55.10: Camel, place s6-lo: Bad News.
show $500
Sixth race. mile and three -sixteenths-
Question Mark. straight $40. won; Gin
trella. place $50. second; Charles f.
Granger, show, SO. third. Time. $500
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-09

CHICAGO. Nov. S.-A gathering ad-
vertlscd as q political rally last night
turned out To be A. prize fight.
The fight got well under way before
the police raidcd tho place and arrested
500 mon. including the principals and
prominent politician.
a ring had been ropcd OF in a Sla-
Bic. Mon scheduled 10 fight to a I'm
ish had taken their corners and excited
spectators were crowded about tho i'm
proyscd ring.
Tho raid was conducted by Iicutcn-
ant John Ryan OF the EnSleWoud police
station. Fiaiu clothes men and police
men from dozen of tho South Side
stations surrounded the barn and at II
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-09
Jamestown Results.

NORFOLK, Va, Nov, s-Guy Fisher,
probably the best supported horse of the
meeting. captured the Lorraine hotel han
dicap. mile event at the jamestown
Jockey clubs track today.
First race. seven furlongs-Horizon, l.
TO /. won; Hudas Sister. to 1. second
Fear Naught, 10 10 l, third. Time
l;27 As.
Second race, i've furlongs-King Pin
- to l, won; Susan. s TO 1. second
Trustee. to 1. third. Time 1:o2.
Third race, mile and three -quarters-
Nick O'Jime. To 2. won. Essex, to /
second; Guncotton, 20 to /, third. Time
3:4i.
Fourth race. handicap, mie-Guy Fish
Dull Care so to 1, third. Time l 40 2-5'
Fifth race, mile-Neoskaleeta S to /,
won; French Girl, to 1. second; Aunt
Kate, 10 TO 1, third, Time Lac.
won: Harvey T., 2 10 I, second: The
Monk, @ 10 l. third. Time 1:414-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-09
Winds Prevent Flights at Aviation We
Advertise Prize Fight Under
Guise of a Political Rally

preconccrlcd signal closed in on the fake
political meeting
. In place OF AN address on political is
sues they found referee introducing
the fighters and announcing tho rules OF
the tight.
4 dozen patrol wagons were at tho
doors and tho men arrested were loaded
in and taken 10 the EnGlcwood station.
whore they were booked.
Two hundred men and btys wcro wait
ing outside tho building. seeking TO pur-
chase tickets. These escaped arrest wien
the raid was made,
Tho men scheduled TO fight were
Young kctchnl and "Nicky" Shcri T.
dan. Both men had thrown off their
bathrohcs and wcrc in the center of the
ring when Eyan'S men entered tho place
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-09
Large Crowd Is Disappointed at
Baltimore Aviation Meet
Tuesday.
SEVERAL AVIATORS MAKE
FUTILE ATTEMPTS TO FLY
}. Armstrong DrcXel, in His
Blcriot, Reaches the High
est Altitude.

BALTIMORE, Nov. S.-Attcr a morn
ing of ideal aviation weather conditions
high winds began TO blow today and II
looked as though the largest audience
that has thus fer gathered al the Bal
timorc aviation field would be dsap-
pointed Throughout the afternoon. too
tho wind also was variable at tI,nee
blowing Il miles an hour and at others
dropping TO nvc.
NeVertheless. latham. Dc Lesseps
some or them more than once. While
they all gave beautiful demonstrations OF
their command over their aeroplanes. none
we're able to accomplish anything re-
msrltable In altitude, speed or sustained
0iEht7.
2 few minutes after O'Clock He made
nre circuits Of the mile track. the best
In .25 To. and remained in the air 9
minutes and % 40 seconds.
Latham Makes Flight.
Latham in his Antoiuetto, left the
ground at 3:23. He made about five laps
landing on tho back stretch after be
Ing in the air IL minutes and seconds.
Count De Lesscps In hi2 Bcriot was the
next UP al al, but he landed soon after
single circuit OF the course. At 80
j. Armstrong Drc:teI In his Bleriot went
aloft in the teeth of a fifteen mile wind.
He flew considerably higher than did
any of tic others, remaining in tho air
six minutes. Tho wind moderated 20 nine
miles. De Lcsseps again went up, making
Of tho day, and remained I'm the air 4
minutes 30 seconds. Another flight OF 4
minutes 10 seconds duration by La tla IN
closed tho flying for the day.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-09
The line up:
SH0SHA YOKOHAMA AND
Ed. FERGUSON MATCHED
Special 10 The Trihune

SUc"JdT TO TIC IrlDUTc.
OGDEN. Nov, S-Shosha Gokoyama
ihe middleweight champion wrestler OF
Japan. has been matched for a wrestling
bout at the National Guard armc,Y Will,
ed Ferguson, the. fireman wrestler of
Ogden The exact date for the bout has
not been decided. but will be held some
time during the latter part of the pres
eut month. AS the Japanese wrestler has
posted n $1,000 forfeit in the bank of Gar
land. Utah. for d match with the winner
Of the YokelConnor match az Pocatello
md as Yokel has consented 10 meet him
IL hc wins the Idaho bout. considerable
interest Will be manifested in the pre-
liuninary contest between the Jap and
Ferguson
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-09
GAME or CHECKERS TAKES
FIRM GRIP ON EMPLOYEES

Special to Tho Tribune.
OGDEN, Nov. S.-Thc Eamc of check
ers has taken 4 firm grip on the cm-
ployce8 In tho Hartman car shops Al
Ogden. The members of the baseball
team. headed by former Captain NJ. G.
Brakelcy. havc gone la strong Tor the
game and preparing TO Issue Chal-
Iepges 10 their opponents Of tho diamond
for scrics Of games uu the checker
board
a S. Charlcsworth. A. -. Perrin and
Emil En"Ckc arc enthusiastic followers
of the game of checkers at The shops and
have issued challenges To other railroad
mon for u series Of games.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-09
Tribune Reporter Printing %.
u6 West Second South st. Phons fl6

When 4 cold becomes settled in the
system. 1t will take several days' treat.
ment To cure it, aud the best remedy to
use is Cha mberlain S Cough Remedy IL
viii cure quicker than any other and
also leaves the system in natural and
healthy condition Sold hy all dealers,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-09
FRESHMEN LOSE
TO SOP OPHOMORES
Interesting lnter-CIass Football
Game Seen at University
on Tuesday.
SCORE Is TWENTY-FIVE TO
FIVE, in FAVOR OF ''S0PHS"
Game Is Fast and at Times a
Little Rough; the
Details.

The interclsss football game Tucsda
afternoon between the freshman and the
sophomore teams was more interest
ING game than the frs; one a week ago
bat still the "sophs" won by % To !
score. The game was fast and eev-
cral times some real football was DIS
PLAYED by the lower classmen. The
PLAYING was rather. rough at times, and
several PLAYERS were warned.
The freshmen were taken off their feet
during the ilrat quarter. when the "Sophs
scored two touchdowns. The freshmen
could not make tho slightest gain dur
ing this period and lost tic ball aE soon
as they received IL. Poor puntng by
9. Luke was responsible for the two
scores. Tho freshcs made several gains
oH forward passes during the last bali.
and near the opening OF the third quarter
scored on a pass after a long run.
''Sophs'' Play Fine Game.
lanes Mcpherson Of the "sophs''
played u fine game and showed consider
able speed and head work. He made the
majority Of tho gains and crossed the
line twice. Young. at quarter. played
well, making two touchdownS. G.. Luke
made one touchdown. Abbott and g.
Luke were the lights OF The freshmen
eleven.
rI,a lf,,,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-09
AMATEUR AVIATION
IS sER|0Us[y|
Planes $ Refuse to w,a|
Swoop Down ta.s'' .s''
Ground.

Jo6H East IL S,1'..,. ST LOUIS. III !
snan' the frst amateur .ogl,, s,,
Il ST Louis made ur ,. ayiatr 4
i9et i1 wsr,i,, viii his craft 'gpl1Is yeSislS.. q
injured. h and va
Tho crash occurred
I'm had started ON 'yon attn .
INC ',noo,I powerful engine va, woy,;sE slEss' {
good control. "h'ly IN
When at Itg grcates, bo,.,.
The planes of tho cr-s, npiem. d
ana Tho machine came '.oosJ
70 tho ground II We sNosst|
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-09

Lame back comes on suddenly and ia
extremely painful II js caused by
rheumatism OF the muscles. Quick re-
lie is afforded by applying Chamber.
lain 3 Liniment. Sold by all dealers.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-09
StYris Finishes Second

PARIS. Nov. 8.--1n the PriX Mslidore,
a handicap of $1,000. distance one mill"
today Mr.. Fnzcr's Styric iluished see
Dn1, =
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-09
Herbert Parson Beaten.

WASHINGTON, Nov. S-The defeat OF
Representative Herbert Parson. Republi-
can. In the Thirteenth New York district
was the first loss OF a sitting member
Of the house 10 be announced In the
capital tonight. :.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-09
Valuable Autos Burned.

SAN FRANCISCO. Nov S.-rhirty-
automobiles, valued at s100 900, were de-
stroycd today in fire which burned the
Pfcllnan auto garage in THIS city.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-09

Colonial Laundry Go.
ONLY the best We strive to please
We launder ANYTHING, Phones 3yyy
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-09
Oh! That a.! Awful

Did you hear it3 How embar-
RAISING. Thesestomach uoisesmake e
you wish you could sink through
the floor. You imagine everyone
hears them. Keep a box of CAS-
CARETS in your purse or pocket
and take part of one after eating.
1t will relieve the stomach of gas. o1s
CASCARETS Ioc bog for n weeks
treatment. AL druggists. Biggest seller
u tss wodd-milhon bexes Q meaas.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-11-09
Colonial Laundry Co.

Our work. prices and service will sal,
you Phones 39y9. 154 West lst South
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1910-10-13
STANDARD CUTS OIL RPICES.
Reductions Made in Europe and the
Far East in Campaign to Increase
Use of Kerosene.

New York;. l. c. Clarke, through
whom the Standard Oil company
makes its official announcements to
the public, has issued statement to
the effect that the company has en-.
tered on a thoroughly mapped out
campaign to increase the consumption
of kerosene in European countries
and the lands of the Orient. The first
move in this campaign is the reduc-
ton of the prices of oil in those coun-
tries. Mr.. Clarke's announcement
says, in part:
"The Standard Oil company has in
augurated campaign to increase the
worlds consumption of refined oil.
The level of prices for refined oil to-
day in the United States is lower than
at any time during recent years, and
as a direct result of these prices the
consumption of refined oil in this
country is increasing, The same pol
icy is now being actively pursued
abroad"
AS indicated by this statement, the
Standard company began trying out
the policy of lower prices in the
United States, though without an
nouncing% that it had in view a cam
naign that would cover the world. In
August the price of refined oil in
tanks was reduced from 6 IL to 5 IL
cents a gallon, and the price of re-
fined oil in barrels at the refinery was
cut cent from ga to 8 "a cents a
gallon.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1910-10-13
SAID BY THE YOUNGSTERS
Some Bright Remarks Worth Pre-
serving, That Have Fallen Frem
,... Childish Lips. !.

A little girl, after listening to the
hymn, In heaven there stands an
ever open door," remarked that there
must be two heavens, cause grand
mad never had any open door where
she is" And dear little country
laddie, visiting city Sunday school
and hearing about the many man.
sions" of the better land. later ex.
planned that they had been studying
all about Paradise Flats"
Ecclesiastical modes and matters
frequently are puzzling to the little
ones. A small Chicago citizen was ta-
Ken to fine church, where the music,
windows, furnishings, and all Access
sories were as impressive as the build
ing. The minister, living up to his
enviable reputation as an orator. in
dulged in brilliant rhetorical fight.
I know" he declared, who gilds
the sun and silvers the stars and
paints the flowers and tints the sky
and lends to the rivers their beauty,
to the ocean its glory, to the skies
their perfect light" and so on through
long and effective periods. Finally
came the interrogatory climax: Who
is 1t, my friends, who performs all
these wonders? Who is 1t? Who?"
From the front pew where the baby
listener had been all eager attention
came shrill, disappointed pipe:
you said you knew!"