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The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22
Inenduious.

There are lots of people IN the
world who won't be satisfied that the
high cost of living IL bad enough un-
til they have bought books from
agents on the subject-Atchisou
(Kan-) Globe
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

New JERSEY man received 5000 for
a tooth he lost IN fight with street
car conductor This is one of the
eldest as we'll as most expensive
cases of dentistry on record.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22
BEAUTY RESTORED 81 sAsY
oueen Of Holland Locks Like on ooiS
eince Little Princess
Was Born.

Amsterdam. = Photograph Just
taken Of Queen WlIhelmina of Holland
and her baby tell q wonderful tale OF
maternal happiness and satisfied
yearnings.
The baby has changed the queen
Into q pretty woman again.
A few years ago the world was
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22
Prob ably.

with you for my wife l am sure
that could succeed In becoming a new
man"
Yes, and as soon as you had be-
come a new man you would probably
think you were good enough for some
other woman"
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

That professor who wants ir beetles
killed at birth overlooks the possibili-
ty that he might not have survived to
make the suggestion.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

A Pittsburg sculptor arrested on q
Paris street wore nothing but pair o.
socks. He probably thought he was at
home and sufficiently clothed IN
smoke.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

According to physician everybody
will be crazy in 2175. II the present
ratio of increase does not decline. That
will be a great year for musical COM
edies.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

1t may become necessary for be-
of pensions for those who are killed
or wounded IN the war the automobile
Is waging on the human race.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

among the things eagerly hoped for,
but as yet not probable.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

Edison plans to build q store where
customers will be waited on automat-
ically and clerks done away with But
will the machines be able to stand the
rtsh Of Christmas shopping?
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

Man gets five years f. prison for
putting dynamite on car tracks lust
for fun" It's horrible to think what
would have happened to him If he'd
been In earnest
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

II New Orleans insists on having the
Panama canal celebration. San Fran
cisco may get spiteful and start rival
Nardi Gras celebration
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

1t Is pretty difficult for rich Ameri-
cans returning from Europe to pass up
the opportunity OF notoriety from .
customs house squabble.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22
Coming Down 20 Earth.

Happiness" detained the phil
osopher. is IN the pursuit Of some
thing. not in the catching Of g."
Have you ever" interrupted tho
plain citizen. "chased the last car on
a rainy night"
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

Medical inspection OF 1000 five-year.
old children I'm Surrey. Eng. revealed
the fact that those who had several
decayed teeth weighed on IN average
Of ~ pounds lee thao thoee who haA
sound tech
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

The practical politician who In .
cruder stage Of his art kissed the ba-
bies and showered the women with In
ane compliments. now preserves more
q his self-respect. while achieving
substantially equal results. By telling
the fat men they are getting thin and
the lean men they are getting Stout
Puck
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

It's pretty mild for q Boston man to
say that well be crazy in 265 years.
In Beacon Hin most Of them think
that we're all crazy now.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

The stone age poet, mallet and
chisel in hand. was laboriously COM
posing q sonnet. when the business
agent OF the stonecutters' union
happened along
Let's see your working card, old
man." said the agent briskly.
"Forsooth." haughtily exclaimed the
litterateur; why. I'm a poet-not q
mechanic"
We'll, you have no poetic license to
run an open shop" snapped the
union man, so II you don't want
your poetry boycotted. you'd better
stick to the thinking part Of the game
and hire a union amanuensis."-Illus
trated Sunday Magazine.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

We are told that true love Will con
quer great many obstacles, but pow
erty and the toothache are two ex'
ceptions.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

Virginia has hen that photographs
people on her eggs Win the food COM
mission allow retouching?
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

The first month OF pigs life de-
tormines largely the profit In him.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

Constipation causes many serious diseeses n
10 thoroughly cured by Doctor Pierce. flchhhut
Pellets. One a laxative. three for catbaruc.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

IL transpires that the recent report
from Germany that a certificate OF In
spection on importations of pork from
America would be deemed adequate
was erroneous. The German govern
nent has not removed its interdict In
this regard. Knowing that the special
inspection for trichina has been aban-
doned in this country. Germany Will
no longer request special certificates
as TO that disease, because Ii is rea-
Czed that no such certificates can be
produced. This. OF course. leaves mat
fers unchanged. But at present there
Is no worry as to expectations of
American pork because a short supply
of hogs and an avid market for pork
have caused prices to mount
to heights at which expectation is un-
profitable.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

1t must b hard 70 have Z bunch
Of relatives TO buy presents for
says the Philosopher Of Folly. How
do people think mp % many cheap
things that look expe1sjvQy
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

Many a man enjoys a pipe because
his wife hates ~.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

Many people are busy mortgaging
the future IN order 10 acquire past
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

On the day fixed for the production
the bankruptcy was announced of the
hrm In whose keeping Sir Arthur had
entrusted all his securities. and he
news Of the crash reached the COM
poser just as he was setting out for
the theater. In . moment" says Mr..
Lawrence, his biographer. the result
OF the work Of lifetime and Of econ
omy had been swept away.
From the monetary point Of view, he
had to make q beginning all over
again. But unmoved by his III for.
tune. he conducted the first perform
ance Of Iolanthe' that night"
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

Hot-Hesded N You Mention II.
Scott--Jones is a cool-headed chap.
Mott-Naturally He's M bald az a
iOor knob.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22
lNFANTlLE PARALYSIS.

At various points Throughout the
country there are vivs& fecolIections
of the deaths due 10 the mysterious
outbreak OF infantile paralysis. Net
only children. but elderly persona we're
among its victims. At New York those
who died from the malady included a
prominent business man ant priest
who had visited young members OF his
flock afflicted with infantiie paralyeie
and caught the illness FROM them.
There were numerous cases In St
Paul and Minneapolis. Specialists in
The Rockefeller laboratories at New
York have been working on infantile
paralysis sor year. using monkeys
In experiments which have demonstra
ted That 1t is not due 10 an abnormal
condition of the blood. but is an in
fictitious disease of the spinal cord
Despite ecreful microscopic search
for distinctive microbe, SO FAR none
mas been found. Experiments are now
directed TO the discovery of an anti
toxin for infantiie paralysis such as
that which has been used with marked
success In the treatment of diphtherfa.
The knowledge that has been gained OF
The nature of the disease Is expected
to facilitate the discovery of Its cure.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22
EkOrsEShoNqI
. N--ss@ -

Another, almost as good. on the
front of the shop, says:
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup.
Yor children t@ething boftens The gumt feducet NJ
nammation alaJs palm. cures " nd cole @' h"itAA
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1910-07-22

Blankets BY the Million.
More than 10000 900 pairs OF blan-
kets are woven In the United King
dom annually.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-10-16

FOR few moments there was silence be-
L tween them while they looked down at
the backs of the prima donna and the tenor,
who were singing an imprisoned love duet
to the sweltering audience. 1t was Leonie
who spoke first. Exactly what could
man like that do?"
Page smiled smile in which there was no
mirth. do? l don't really know what
man could do who had never been educated
to do anything but spend money. His only
asset would be his fathers influence and
good WILL and you see he'd lost that. l sup
pose he might go out West, or to the devil, or
i don't know what he could do. | never
really thought of it before"
The extra girl put out her hand and laid it
gently on the sleeve of the young mans coat.
why don't you go back and tell your father
you're sorry. I'll bet now he's crying his old
eyes out for you. And look at that girl down
there! Just see how beautiful she is-she' s
an angel! What could you do out West?
You'd starve. And it takes money, lots of
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
The Best Hour of Life

is when you do some great deed OF
discover some wonderful fact. This
hour came to ]. R. Pitt, Of Rocky
Mt, N. c. when he was suffering
intensely, as he says. from the wors
Aold ever had, then proved to my
great satisfaction, what a wonderful
Cold and Cough cure DR.. Kings New
Discovery is. For, after taking one
bottle. l was entirely cured. You
can't say anything too good of a medi
cine like that" It's the surest and
best remedy for diseased lungs, Hem
orrhages, LaGrippe. Asthma, Hay
Fever any Throat or Lung Trouble
SOC. $1O0. Trial bottle free. Guaran'
teed by all Druggists.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
An Old saiIina Vessel.

Modern steamships have very brief
life as compared with the old sailing
vessels. The Princess Mary, which
conveyed King William Ill. to Eng
land from Holland in 1858 and was
then over seventy years old, lasted un-
til 1927. This vessel was retained as a
royal yacht until the reign of George
l., by whose orders she was sold. AS
the Betsy Cairns she sailed to the
West Indies and back for over fifty
years and then after another change
of ownership was employed as a COL
lier until Feb. II, 1927, when she
struck rock and was totally wrecked.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
True Love.

A fond mother was obliged, much
against her will, to administer a Sc
we're chastisement to her youngest.
When the ordeal was over Tommy
gave evidence that he was rejecting
deeply upon the circumstance, togeth-
er with certain oral admonitions given
him by the mater.
Mother" he asked, sis that true
what you said?"
"That punished you because l
loved you? Yes, dear"
The boy again cogitated. Mother"
was the next interrogatory. "don't you
love dad at all?"-Detroit Free Press.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
When You Need

Foley's Orlno Laxative. When you
have that dull, heavy, feverish feel
ing, accompanied by constipation.
When you have headache, indigestion
biliousness, pain in stomach and
bowles, then you need Foley's Orino
Laxative. 1t moves the bowels freely
and gently, and thoroughly clears
the intestinal tract. 1t does not grippe
or nauseate and cures constipation
For sale by Burnaugh & Mayfielh.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
A safeauard To Children.

Our two children of six and eight
years have been since infancy subject
TO colds and Group. About three
years ago l started to use Foley's
Honey and Tar, and it has never
failed to prevent and cure these
troubles. 1t is the only medicine
can get the children to take without
a row." The above from w. c. Orn-
stein, Green Bay, Wis, duplicates
the experience OF thousands of other
users of Foley's Honey and Tar
1t cures coughs, Gods and Group, and
prevents bronchitis and pneumonia
For sale by Burnaugh & Mayfield.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
Life On Panama Canal

has had one frightful drawback-mala,
ria tIbuble that has brought suffer
ing and death TO thousands. The
germs cause chifs, fever and ague,
billiousness, jaundice, lassitudl, weak
ness and general debility. But Electric
Bitters never fail to destroy them
and cure malarial troubles. Three
tbttles completely cured me of very
severe attack Of malaria writes VIM
A. Fretwell, of Lucama, N. c., "and
I've had good health every since"
Cure Stomach, Liver and Kidney
Troubles. and prevent Typhoid. soc.
Guaranteed by all Druggists.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12

An attatk Of grip is often followed
by persistent cough, which to many
proves a great annoyance Chamber
iain's Cough Remedy has been ex-
tensively used and with good success
for the relief and cure of this cough
Many cases have been cured after all
other remedies had failed. Sold by
all dealers.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
Iron In tho sixteenth Century.

The cost of the railings around St.
Pauls cathedral Claimed by several
Sussex parishes, but really made at
Lamberhurst. parish partly in Kent
is recorded in the account books Of the
manufactory as having been f11,202
0s. Cd. The total weight was 200 tons.
The amount Of employment given may
be conjectured from the statement of
Richard Woodman, one of the Marian
martyrs burned at Lewes In 1867, that
he had set hundred persons to work
for the year together.-London Specta-
tor.
His Reason.
"Why do you always carry your um-
brella"
because it can't walk"
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
From "cayov to "Key.p

In the keys of Florida is a linguistic
relic Of the former predominance of
Spain in tile new world. The word
is an adaptation of 'cayo," Spanish
word meaning IAN islet rock" and is
frequently applied to the small islands
and sunken rocks along the shores of
Honduras, Central America and the
West Indies. Key West is properly
"Cayo Hueso," or Bone Reef"
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
Rappinq the Jury.

In ancient British courts of quarter
sessions when the jury were enjoined
to lay their heads together they were
expected to dive beneath the level of
the box. The usher stood near them
armed with willow wand, and this
was smartly applied to the head Of
any 1uryman appearing above the par
tition before the twelve minds had
come to an agreement.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
Rosewood,

Most people have the idea that rose.
wood takes its name from its color,
but this is mistake. for true rose.
wood is almost black of hue. Its name
comes from the fact that when first
cut 1t exhales perfume similar to
that of the rose, and, although the
dried rosewood Of commerce retains
no traces Of this early perfume, the
name fingers as relic of the early
history of the wood.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
The Hermit Crab.

The species of crab which is most
conspicuously fighter is the hermit
crab. Its first idea Of independent life
is to eat harmless whelk and occupy
its shell. Its next notion is to give
battle to every crab of the same per-
suasion as itself that it comes across.
Altogether hermit crabs are undoubt-
edly the most quarrelsome creatures in
existence.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
Hoarse Coughs, stuffy Colds,

pain in chest and sore lungs, are
symptoms that quickly develop into
dangerous illness if the cold is
not cured. -Foley's Honey and Tar
stops the cough, heals and eases the
congested parts, and brings quick
relief. For sale by Burnaugh & May
field.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12

A few minutes delay in treating
some cases of Group, even the length
of time it takes to go for a doctor
often proves dangerous. The safest
way is to keep Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy in the house, and at the first
indication of Group give the child
a dose. Pleasant to take and always
cures. Sold by all dealers.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
struck A Rich Mine

s. w. Bends. of Coal City. Ala, says
he struck a perfect mine of health in
DIR. Kings New Life Pills for they
cured him of Liver and Kidney Trouble
after IL years of suffering. They are
the best pills on earth for Consti-
patton, Malaria, Headache, Dyspep-
sia, Debility. 25c at ALL Druggists.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12

While it Is often impossible to
prevent an accident, it is never i'm
possible to be prepared-it is not be-
yond any ones purse. Invest 25 cent
in a bottle of Chamberlain Lint
ment and you are prepared for sprains,
bruises and like injuries. Sold by
all dealers.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
Staggers Skeptics.

That clean, nice, fragrant compoun
like Bucklen's Arnica Salve will in
stantly relieve bad burn, cut, scaAd,
wound or piles, staggers skeptics.
But great cures prove it's a wonder
full healer of the worst sores, ulcers,
boils, felons, eczema, skin erupions,
as also chapped hands, sprains and
corns. Try it. 25c at ALI Druggists.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12

Do you know that Group can be pre-
vented? Give Chamberlain's Cough
RemSiy as soon as the child becomes
hoarse or even after the croupy
cough appears and it will prevent
the attack. 1t lis a certain cure for
Group and has never been known to
faih Sold by all dealers.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
Sore lungs. And Raw Lungs.

Most people know the feeling, and
the miserable state of i'll health it
indicates. ALI people should know
that Foley's Honey and Tar, the
greatest throat and lung remedy, will
quickly cure the soreness and cough
and restore a Normal condition. Ask
for Foley's Honey and Tar. For
sale by Burnaugh & Mayfield.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
Porter House.

A bride called up her grocer the 9TH
er day and asked him where the Por-
ter House was. He said he had never
heard Of the place. She said she hadn't
either, but she wished she could find
it, because her husband wanted one Of
its steaks.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
The Worm Turned.

Mrs. Nagg-So you admit that you
have at times lied to me?
Mr.. Nagg-Frequently.
Mrs. Nagg-M Monster!
Mr.. Nagg-Yes. when / used to say
you were the sweetest little woman
In the rid.-Phlladelphia Record.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
An Orchid That Drinks.

What is probably the most extraor-
binary plant ever discovered in South
America is an orchid that takes a
drink whenever 1t feels thirsty by let
ting down a tube into the water, the
tube when not in use being coiled up
ON top Of the plant.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
Coon Meat.

Coon meat looks and tastes some
thing like guinea fowl, being dark and
tough unless fixed up right. A coon is
more dainty and precise than pos
sum about what 1t eats. A possum,
like hog, will eat anything, any sort
Of carcass.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
Agreed With Him.

81 have known better days, lady"
began Fated James.
Yes; It's wretched morning" re-
piled the farmers wife. But I've
got no time to discuss the weather
with you. bad as II Is" And she shut
the door and left him.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
Joke In a Needles Point.

Some years ago an American firm
sent to Chinese house in Canton the
smallest and finest kind Of needle as
a sample of our skill in delicate handi-
craft 1t was returned to the firm with
hole through the point, which could
be seen only with microscope.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12

If troubled with indigestion, con-
stipati no appetite or feel bilious
give Chamberlains Stomach and
Liver Tablets a trial anil you will be
pleased with the result. These tab
lets invigorate the stmcoah and liver
and strengthen the digestion. Sold
by all dealers.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12

LaGrippe pains that pervade the
entire system, LaGrippe coughs that
rack and strain, are quickly cured
by Foley's Honey and Tar. Is mild
ly laxative, safe and Certain in result
For sale by Burnaugh & Mayfield.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
Easily Remembered.

"Beg pardon. sir" ventured a grasp
ing waiter, but the gentlemen at this
table usually remember me-"
''I've nae doot O that, ma mannie,'
replied the canny Scot as he buttoned
his coat. "Why, ye're quite comic!'
London Telegraph.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
Egotism.

my son. said the wise pater, "you
should always associate with people
better than you are"
Gracious, pa" exclaimed the callow
college youth. Il suppose that is to
say that l should always be alone."-
Chicago News.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12

More people take Foley's Kidney
Remedy evry year. 1t is consider
ed the most effective remedy for all
kidney and bladder troubles that medi-
cal science can devise. Foley's Kid
ney Remedy corrects irregularities,
builds up the system, and restores
lost vitality. For sale by Bunaugh
& Meyfield.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
The pumdum Rullat.

The dumdum bullet Is named after
the place, near Calcutta, where 1t was
first made.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1910-02-12
A Razor Edqe.

The thickness of razor edge has
been reckoned at about one-millionth
of an inch.