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New-York tribune., 1910-03-06

you're so keen for. Now. what about this
/ shirt bosom invention
IN stay. rather than have you think I m
running awav" said Trad. LAS TO the shirt
bosom. II revolves. A man puts on a shirt
and the bosom gifts soied; if ii don't. he's
ashamed to wear the same shirt more'n
three weeks. With my revolving bosom he
can wear il as long as lie wants to. The
/ bosom is round. divided into triangle sec
tons like q pie cut for eight. Each section
is d different color and pattern. Say you
. spring a blue bosom to-day To-;nOrrov
you meet Jim WithaIn, who remembers the
blue shirt. You sIyly reach under your
vest and give the wheel furn-and you're
wearing a red bosom. Jim sticks out his
eyes and begins TO think you're a million
ARE. Next day you see him coming and
spin the wheel again Now you have a
green bosom. Witham is ready 10 lend
you 1noney-three shirts in as many days.
You play the combination eight DAYS run
ming and git a reputation that's worth 81 )oo
credit at the savings bank
'sPut the money You was 10 make" asked
Edgar. feverishly.
ITO comrercfalize the scheme Ia have
the bosoms so that a man needn't wear
shirt at all Just clamp on tho bosom.
=
in eight days just send tire bosom 10 the
wash and slip on new one. Your wife
could do one up in fifteen minutes. With
four Of them wheels you've got a new
shirt for every day in tae month. and
after that the neighbors are tired Of keep
Ing tab. Say we charge 80 cents each. or
| 81 for four, with eight hundred men in
this county taking 'em the first summer
Just $1,000 in this county alone. Then
F, the idea spreads to the city. The coun-
/ try loses 100000 in wear and tear on
shirts in every year. For $40. .0oO, 600 we'll
supply shirts for the nation.
'Of course. I'm figgering too close when
I say only $4,000 for the first summer.
! Freeman gifts mad at anything short Of
| 100000. But the $4,000 would satisfy
me in a mild way
Il should say j: would" shouted Ed
gar. rapping his fist on the table. I'll
begin taking orders to-moTrer."
That's the way TO talk: I like your
spirit" feebly indorsed Trad "Lemme
see; well. TO be safe take orders TO he de-
livered, say, two years from next
Two years" shuddered Edgar. What
what dye mean?"
1T would take two years 10 make the
special kind OF cloth I'd have TO use. -
cheerfully explained Trad. The cloth has
10 be a radium finished madras. with a
special machine to cut it into pie-shape,
SOS there won't be any waste. It's the
machine what's holding us back. II can
be made. I feger, for ahont'---
Don't hgger ou nothing but Citing 10
FreeInan's io-Inorrer" croaked Edgar.
Then you can order your DANCED old ma
chine
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seem very flumoristick to me that you
and the Constitution should be such dear
College Chums that you never do noth-
ing separate. Also, l ask TO know, what
Committee would you give that Trust
killing job to, if permitted?' -
Any Committee that is good enough
for the Tariff is good enough for the
Trusts" dib Jo-Uncle proudishly- 1
should give that disagreeable job TO the
Committee on Ways & Means. as usual y
Il cannot see how such Committee
could ever murder a Trust-unless they
chOked him to death with high life feed
ing" renig that golden-haired cyclone
You are out of orders, as usual"
bang UP Jo- Uncle. So Hon. Vic Burdock
insurge back to his seat.
Hon Serene O'Pain arise reverently TO
his bootWare.
Since it nave been at last decided
by the Regular Wing of the Republican
Party that the Trusts must 60" he
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DIPLOMACY.

Down on the West Side there's a long
shore saloon where they set up a huge
schooner for five cents. When : O'Clock
blows the place is thronged by the thirsty.
fortifyins themselves for the long walk
home.
one night a huge Irishman in red
flannel shirt. open a his brawuy chest and
rolled up over swelling biceps. stood in
the crowd and tapped his nickel on The
bar Just as the barkeeper set out the
schooner the swing door burst open and a
little Irishman rushed in. flung his coat
on the foov. threw his hat beside IL, and.
jumping on them. yelled in high voice
quiVernE with rage:
Which one of yez beat up poor Pat
Murphy"
The tig Irlshman in tie red shirt tapped
his chest IT was me-" he beloved
hoarsely.
The little Irishman whirled round.
Gee he pIped. "Ye did him up Soine ."
-Lippincott's
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06
TOGO DEFENDS TRUSTS
ON FLOOR OF CONGRESS

Where from. please" This he say.
From Japan / segregate hottily.
Il did not know that Japan was an
nexed to the L S. he snuggcst sheep
fully.
/ I viii forgive your ignorance" l COL
/ lapse. So this Republican gatekeeper
. reloose his grab and permit me to de-
/ part onWards.
] seen a lonesome desk close-by 10
! Rep Fowler of \. j. and in this insur-
gent neighborhood set down softly with
sly expression peculiar TO snakes,
J As soonly as ] was sufficiently snug
/ gled down. I could observe that entire
House of Congress was feeling very bad
about something. Rep. Dazzle of Penn
was Wiping sorry tear-dropS from his
eyes. Several Regular Republicans was
sobbing behind their newspapers. Con-
gresham Nick Longworth was taking
notes on the edge of his brocade cuff.
Why are Congress acting so grave
yard this a. m.?' require Of Hon. But
Ter Aims who set nearly by me. why
do II weep"
We have just been reading Taft's
Message on Federal Control of Corpora
tions" he sub. and we are so sorry for
the Trusts that we can't scarcely COM
press our emotions
But you are q Insurgent.' l annOtate.
Are you not Favorable to stabbing them
Trusts in any way possible?"
The Trusts should be stabbed" he
abstract but they should not be man
g,ed. It is the brutality of our Presi-
dent that turns cur blood green"
But / commence buttishly.
Hush! compose Hon. Aims. Rep.
Parker of n J. intend to read some more
from this depressing document
So this Parker man aroused up from
his seat with his hand full of type
writing
The next fatal paragraph of this Cor
poration Control Message is called Arti-
clc Q, Section 623, How TO Fix a Trust
So He Can't Escape and Change His
Name Following is it:
Federal Trust Chasers has so oftenly
complained of the mean habits of these
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06

Committee agreeable to Constitution and
Hon Joseph G.. Cannon, where he shall
be executed as inhumaniy as possible.
Funeral silence enjoyed by all, eX-
ccpt Hon. Vic Burdock, who uprose upon
his feet with some loud laughs which
sound very Kansas Hon Jo-Uncle Can
non make knock to desk with peevish
hammer.
why should Wichita interrup these
services with his horse outlaws eX-
pIode this Cannon.
Il am giving my laughs" report Hon.
Burdock. because there is a Joker in
that Bill"
Il do not see anything very Puck &
Judge about that dfgnif1ed Manuscript.
Why must you snigger?" This from
Jo- Uncle.
THAT Bill say the Trust-killing Com
mittee must be agreeable to the Consti-
tuition and Jo- Uncle Cannon" snuggest
Hon, Burdock. "Now, Mr.. Speak, it
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06
lANOLADY AND SAUSAGES.

\ good story of a specimen OF the oreiin-
airy theatrical landlady is told by J. I.
Shine one Saturday evening he and &
fellow actor purchased a pound of sau.
S3Ses for their Sundays breakfast There
We're eight TO the pound, but when they
arrived at table there We're only five There
upon the lady was called IN 10 account foI
the missing links. Madam. said Nr
Shine. severely. Il gave You eight SauSa ges
last night; here are fve only What has
become OF the other thrcee'' Th, lady Of
the house smiled an innocent smile mingled
with pity. and replied, Wei, YOU see. sir
sausages always do shrink in cooking. -
Which Information had To SUffice-Duadee
Adver. iSer
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PestivaIous Animals, that it seems very
high time to invent some Bertillon Sys-
ten of measurements SO that q Trust,
when caught can elope away into some
other State and change his name Fol-
lowing examination should be given to
every Trust arrested for disorderly con-
duct:
"1-Color of eyes, teeth & hair Gf
any,
"'2-Were your Parents also in the
burglar business?
"'3-When spoken to by Jim Garfield
why didn't YOU behave?
"'4-Who is your representative in
I. s. Senate?
Did you have any criminal in
stincts before you employed Corporation
Lawyer?
after answering them Questions Hon
Trust should be allowed to read the
Tariff Schedule and take religious conso-
lation Then he shall be led before any
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06

Wash. Il c
To Editor Tribune. Who must learn TO
sympathize with All Corporations how
everly poor.
Dearest Sir
sydney Katsu. u. important Jsnitor
at japanese Embassy, say-nle yesterday
''Togo.' hc-say. you are SO ignorant
about l51blick affairs tha; you would
make a good Congressman.
'-But / have never been elected to this
important mass-meeting," I snuggest
Therefore l should get kick-out if l
took set-down in the midst of 50 many
white Statesmen How should 1 get in -
% surely you could enter Congress by
some crooked way repose sydney.
But ! would be evicJed because of my
dark-skin appearance l decoy.
Your dark-skin appearance would
make you especially welcomed there"
exclaim this Katsu boy. 'Jo-Uncie Can
non would mistook you for a Territorial
Delegate from Hawaii or Guam or Porto
Rico. Al these gentlemen are looking
very brunette this year. Il you sat by
your desk and appeared thoughtful
= DtLt SNSsa " ttibcA't'. iEoA ttttiN Jp-
Uncle tell you was noJ Delegate Coocoo-
Iala Of Honolulu or Hon. Don Pedro dc
Bingo OF Philippine Island: / require
ro answer"
This method look 50 easy 10 me that it
appear deceptive. ] am surprised that
no brite Japanese Schoolboy has never
thought OF il previously.
SO elcpe quickly To my room and ar
range nay frockaway coat and patent
leather necktie. Then with Cousin Nogi
! go fcrthly 10 Capitol Bldg
While YOU are setting in Congress
where shall be?" require Nogi.
you shall stand outside door with
handages & arnica. in case 1 arrive out
too unexpectedly-.'' ] report with nerves.
When ! approach inside Hon House OF
Representatives I was snached immedi-
ately by Hon. Bouncer- alarms who look
TO me with Iicket-taking expression.
Name. if any. he requesh.
7 am Delegate Hashimura. I report
with Snip-nOse.
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. <T1E JAPANESE ScHo0le0T" WASHINGTON
MMTTEaAs Ma 81 #A5f4,n1uR# TOGO WALLACE lR*,%2 ~ -
IS VIOLENTLY ELECTED
ON JO=UNCLE'S ORDEp

say with ad valorem voice, ''let us not
set around in sensational idleness. but
let us go right ahead with the shas''y
work Let us reduce these Octopusse9
Systematically. the way we reduced the
Tariff. Let us begin with and murder
them alphabetically. The Asphalt Trust
the Beef Trust the Candy Trust, the
Dynaruite Trust, the Egg Trust ana 50
onvards down to the Xylophone Trust.
which represents X and ends this ira
lick list. Let us begin this sickenihs
slaughter as soonIy as possible Whlie
we are still blOodthirsty."
rs there not some way to sInother
these Trust secretly so that Wau street
will not suspect the horTid truth ana
get nervous paralysis?' pronounce Hon.
Champion Clark
"It is impossible" otter Hon. Serene
O.Pain. "In this age of stress ana shoFe
if is impossible to be honest without dia-
turbins business conditions.
The souls of all present become more
and more pressed with grief \ boyisn
statesman from Ohio tore out ms mus
tache. Rep. Dazzle of Penn make deep
groans like stricken mule.
"Ain't there no one present TO say
some kind words for the Trusts before
they quit?'' he gawsp.
With a loud banzai I push myself 10
my feets. / stand TO. the full height OF
nv shortness, like legislative samurai-
'eHon. Gents & Jo-Uncle," I yall, be
fore Won do this dasherdIy trick snug
gested by Atty. Gen. Wickersham and
other enemies of Corporations. please
pause and stop, Kindly explain to my
Japanese Schoolboy mind what would
America do when all Trusts has went :
There is several other things this king
dom can get along without Army &
navy is extra, perhaps, because wars
is scarce since Hon. Carnegie went into
the peace business. America can strug-
gle onWards without Suffragettes, with
out Strikes. without Musical Comedies
and other species of debased Art But
Trusts. when they have departed off 70
cornpIete zero, what will Hon Demo-
cratick Party do for Campaign Speeches
when all else fails? How Will we find
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06
VERY FISHY.

Two Canadians were boastiug-
Where / come from" said the first. I'VE
have d salmon river that rises in some boil
ing springs. As the salmon climb up the
river they gradually get acclimaJed to the
heat of the water, and don't mind it. In
fact. when we fish IL the highest reaches
of the stream we catch our salmon ready
boiled"
= don't doubt that" said the second
Canadian, calmly. Down my way there's
a curious salmon river, too. 1t rises in some
tin mines As the fish work up they meet
the suspended ore in gradually increasing
quantities. They get quite mineraIized If
they keep on mp stream, so that if We fish
at the head OF the river we catch our sal
mon ready timed. and al we have to do is
IL pack and ship them TO market. Tit
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06
SHIRT ROSOMS
81 }

~ ONT hurry about eating. but
soon's you're done we II start for
your Cousin Freeman's,'' coldly
reminded Trad BisIow's kinsman. as the
old man mournfully dallied over his coffee
and sighed. as through the window he saw
the farm wagon waiting TO take him and
his trunk TO his next stopping place,
II ought to change my clothes, Edgar,
nlur1nured the old man. sparring for time.
Your clothes look all right" quickly
assured Edgar.
Il was thinking in particular Of one Of
my new shirts. 1t would please Freeman"
Realizing that Freeman would not be
delectaled at receiving and harboring his
aged relative, Edgar sneered audibly-
Hell be mighty keen 10 see how il works"
desperately added Trad He took 10 the
scheme from the starr
Scheme" ieered Edgar, waving his
knife Another new tangled. eighteen
billion dollar scheme what needs twenty
billion dollars worth Of super1ne electro
magneto something TO start il going, Ell?
Your schemes ale 200 expensive, You
ought 10 stick to simple things, like lead
pencils ard safety pins. what will bring in
Only SS0a.Ca0 minute. Ready TO starrc'
All ready" sighed Trad. What You say
* true. snd that's why my new wrinkle
pleases Freeman. rs SO simple Its my
revolving shirt bosom. Small investment
ara al profit. Can sell s5eoo0 in stock in
r DAY. We'll we've go: tc fetch shat trunk
Downstairs
SHIRT oosorns" Tnurtered Edgar. drop
r:n. his knife. YET remaining IN his chair
-'To3 always iet ne IL on the DANCED biz
1i.iugs-IraG. this Is the first simple scheme
ycu'vo mentioned. And now you'd run
away. just because yCu'vc got something
simple
II fea- yo1 wouldn't care for il; its so
6inEed simple" Eieskly apologized Trad
-'Arbb- Freeman viii let you in OF it
LEI nothing iE,'' cried Edgar. And
Y ily? Because We amt going 20 Free
man Then. good Eaturedly: Il guess
yol can sand II 10 stay here d few days
longer. Try Ea, ha. You'd leave your OLD
cousin just e so to . funeral. DO you know
&hat we're going 10 have for dinner?' And
this eTchly. Some OF them cream biscuits
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06

work for Inter state Commerce Corr.
sion to do. and where VIII the Psr..,s
can Party go for campaign eonsr.
tions? viii not Arnerica wIther IN a
frozen potatoes and cease spror,.'
without them Trusts? VIII nor 1.
F,,,ropean AristOcracy quit arrivin,
New Jersey with marriage license
preston? MoreoverIy. what woud !.
come OF our plain & fancy literah,
when Hon. y. Y. Journal no longer ~
them dear Monsters 70 shoot at ~
mad-dOg editorials2
"Ah no. Mr.. Speak, II YOU and ss-..
O'Pain and the other insurgents A
strovs the Criminal Corporations =.
only will several bright political carr.
be blasted off. but every American ~,
surner must go 10 bed with that new n.
uncomfortable feeling that ne Is nos :
ing robbed by the Trusts. Therefor.s .,
fact that he is not getting rich wiz
nobody's fault but his own"
Great sensational feelings enioysa !,
all when I complete this eloquent On.
tOriO.
From what part Of Wisconsin did ~
insurge from p" require Jo-Uncle. loos,,
az me with ice-wate- eve.
From Japan. please 7 agitata.
Hon. Jo-UncIe whistle 70 Hon. Ra,.
cer-at-arms, who come with muscls
Please bounce this Yellow Peril Ssss
10 his natural clement he dib.
So this Hercules officer drag ne a
door by the hemstitch Of ny collar. All
nextly I knew I was bumped harshly g
the feet Of my Cousin NOgi whs-,
layed with my ambition broke in .-s-zl
places
When you got into Congress 50 nir.lz.
why did you not hold onto your sszt-
require Nogi doggishIr.
81 tried to-" l gollEp. but il zs
screwed down 70 the foor-'
Hoping you are the same
Yours truly
HASHIMURA TOGG
Copyright. 1910. b. tire Associated LIis-s
Press
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06
PIVAL CLUBS,

The man who had been keeping his seat
in the underground spoke al last 10 the
woman hanging on 10 a strap who had
been eye.ng him intently for some time.
II know 1 ought to get up and let YOU
have my. seat. madam. ne said. ''but I'm
pledged against that sort of thing. I have
just joined the Sit Still Club
THAT is all right sir replied the wom-
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06

Immediately. and commenced the attack !
follows:
Lady Principal sticailyl-Idtrls =
have you been introduced TO this little sog'
Little Girl (trenbIing}-No-
Lady PrincipaI-Iittle boy. have YOU err
been introduced 10 this little girl,
Little Boy fdedantly}-No-
Lady Principal (sternlyl-Tken you 1gx
understand that il Is exceedingly inpors
to speak TO any one without proper Inrs
duction, and
Little Boy Gnterruptin=l-Then Ihls
It's jolly cheeky OF you to speak 70 me
Curtain. The lecture vas put of III
another day.-Tit-BiJs-
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06
MIXED ON HIS oLoeIcALs

\ small boy in NOnkers recently oeeaas
the proud posses>or of d5nkey-aa1 >
handsome or so young a. II might aa'
been. However, II answered the purpose 2
its acquisition. which was % AFFORD saa
rides.
when the minister ot CLe parish met nm
-'Hullo. sonny greeted The minis'a
quite a rare beast YOU have there-
Yes" replied the oCy. but l sIppS'
there are a great many OF EN- in the Ia'e
logical gardens. .-Lippiucot
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06
MUST BE POLITE.

There is rather a good story current in
connection with lady principal of a girls
oellcse in the West of England. Inter
course between her pupils and the boNs
who attend a 1isishborjnE school il strictly
forbidden. but one morning the lady :.rin-
ciraL -heiteld a small boy and girl engaged
III conversation. She recognized the girl
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06
SOMETHING WRONG.

I've only got one seat ieft for to-'lisl-
said the man IN the theatre ticket. on'es
How much@' asked che prospssl'
buyer
Two dollars"
rs IL a good seat
We'll its behind a p0S,.
What's the natter Isn't tle s"''
worth seeing 2--YUnkeTs Statesman
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06

an You mustn't mind me staring at you
so hard l am a member 0: the stand and
Stare Club"
After which she continued to stand and
stare at him in such a fierce manner that
he finally Got up, waved her INTO his seat.
and said: i think I'll resign from my club
and join yours. madam '-Tir-Rits.
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06
FlNESSE.

Road Inspector (who has put a new man
ON: We'll, John, what's your new man
like"
Sweeper in charge OF gang; We'll 'e-s
all right, sir, for just straight sweepin, but
e amt no good for any ticklish bit o work,
like when it comes TO sweepin' round
lamp post and sich lle'-Punch.
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06

sun, which he fired indiscriminately on all
occasions. '.s
one day his mother found the following
teTse record in his diary: "Mondy cold and
sloppy. Toosdy cold and sloppy. Wensdy
cold and sloppy; shot grandma. Youths
Companion.
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06
THE NEW THOUGHT.

John. have you been drinking again"
Certainly not (hic), md dear. Ny astral
self is merely enjoying a mental (hic) JOY
ri1e"-Life.
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06
SAM PLING 1T.

What are they giving away over here?'
Come along. Jack. It's demonstration
of face powder. OF no interest to us men"
oh don't know. Let's ask for taste
Washington Herald.
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06
REMAROEQ.

Actor have been in your companu
ter years. Is It not time that you do
something extra for me-?
Msnaecr-Yes; from now on YOU shall
play all the parts IN which there is eat :
ing N-
-Fieg cude Batter.
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06

myself! What do you think of it,"
well. dear replied the brute. the
grapefruit we're fine. The Catholic stand
ard and Times.
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06

Knicker-Do you think women would W
for the best man.
Bocker-Certainly 7 do; the bridegrg-
wouldn't be noticed at aH.-JUdge.
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06
ONE CLEAN OF JOY.

Johnny had two presents at the same
timc-oue diary. which he kept very care
fully and the other q pea shooting pop
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06
HIS BEST WORD.

the dear little bride, Il want TO tell YOU d
great secret. ! prepared ali this dinner
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06

Willie. what's your little brother cry
inq about?"
"'Cause I'm eating my cake and won't
give him any
rs his own cake finshed?"
Yes, ma; and he cried while was
eating that, tool"
--Comic Cuts
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06

Little Willle-Da6. give me t"'S'
and I'll be a good boy.
His Pa-No. my boy. wan' w. =
understand that a son OF NINE nus
good for nothing. es,,
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06
MODEM CRITICISM.

"How RIO you like my portrait of her
highness?'
"Fine! Nothing to oriticise but slight
--FiiegeRde Batter.
New-York tribune., 1910-03-06

Copyright. 1910 b. tra Associated Llg-,
PrssSb
Anadarko daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 1908-191?, 1910-12-31
SS/ylJp ,SAOT O| mr. RnZ,SH ANaASSAD0R
MN HZ2S .IZfTES 30NCE

the western towns seemed to have much more self.
Importance than common In Denver two
OF the camera men we're left behind when the
colonel and his party went TO the auditorium and
arrived to nnd that building packed to the doors
and surrounded by ring OF mounted police. To
one OF these they appealed In vain. But are
supposed to be with Mr. Roosevets party" said
one OF them finally. WELL" the chilly
sponse. "if you supposed to be with them. why
aren't you" And the officers horse scornfuy
switched his tail In their faces.
It in Denver. too that one OF the most
amusing scenes OF the trip witnessed. The
Press club gave "chuck-wagon" luncheon TO the
colonel In park. Here said the camera men,
"is our chance for some good stuff" So they put
in fresh films plates and hustled out there by
the dozen. The colonel. in the midst OF a thu Jns
Of sefnvited Colorado deputy sheriffs. stood at
the rough board table and every time he reached
for bit OF meat or put a morsel OF food into his
mouth there perfect fusillade OF clicks from
the cameras that surrounded him The photog
raphers ranged in a triple ring about the
chuck wagon, those with little cameras In 'front.'
STOPPING low; next, the men with the larger hand
cameras and In the rear the local artists. who
had big machines on high tripods II was In truth
a comical sight, but the colonel did not TO
mind It a bit. and went eating and talking with
the utmost enthusiasm.
The visit to Cheyenne. OF course. gave the snap
shelters their best chances for picturesque views
for there the colonel could be caught almost any
time shaking hands with the cowboys cowgirls and
gaudily painted Indians applaudng the work
OF the bronchobusters.
There is Chicago newspaper man who once
had the unique experience OF being the only person
with camera present at the coronation OF a king
The monarch In question Mataafa, who had
been elected king Of Samoa by majority OF the
inhabitants Of those deectable Islands In 1898 His
reign TO be sure lasted but few months. for after
a gallant struggle he was most unipstly deposed
by the Americans and British who thsraupon nartl.
toned the Islands with Germany. The perform.
ance took place in the open, but the king and
the chiefs who anointed him were not to be ap
preached within some fifty yards. SO rigid Is SS,
moan etiquette that the man with the camera
did not dare to break through Ahe surroundhg ring
OF natives and had perforce TO be content with
such views could be had from q distance.