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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-25
Henrd. nut Not seen.

Have you seen any crows2" asked
the man with the gun.
mo. I amt" replied the farmers
boy, but I've heard some"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-25

Heaven helps those who help them
selves but their friends have TO help
those who do not help themselves.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-25

'Be kind to the umpire" says an ex-
change Good advice that only half the
fans" will take.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-25

little willie Say, pa, what IS a safe
BURGLAR
PA safe burglar, my son, Is one
who Is behind the bars.-EXchange.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-25

skunk skins have advanced 100 per
cent lately. The market for them is
strong.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-25

The insurgents" are as afraid Of
caucus as a wild horse Is Of a corral
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-25

Look al the comet while ye may for
when the daylight cometh no man can
see II.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-25

City. and in defiance Of the sentiment
OF the best citizens Of the community.
They should not be forgotten by the
women and the others. when they again
appeal for votes Holley. Moreton. Null
vey, Reedall and Reed
And not only did these men vote IN
defiance OF public sentiment, but they
failed TO protest when II was pro-
posed 10 resort 10 unusual tactics TO
gain the point The story Of the man
euvering IN the council on Monday
night tells tale Of low cunning and
trickery unworthy Of men in their posi-
tion. II shows that when the protest
ing women had left the council cham
Der being assured that the matter would
not come up again, the applicant for a
saloon license was permitted 70 pre-
sent another petition which was hur-
riedly referred 10 the chief of police.
by Ferry such doubie-dcaling In the
interest of Foul-desroying business
ought to cause the citizens TO take no
tice and make a proper estimate of
the moral platform upon which their
Representatives stand
The Salt Palace saloons Of the past
have been open and fostering sores in
that part Of the community. They have
been particularly obnoxious because
OF the proximity to a dancing hall OF
rather questionable type. That Is the
reason why 90 many are opposed 20 the
opening Of another saloon there. We
hope none OF the six who voted against
the saloon on Monday viii change their
vote. But as TO that IL would be diff
cult 10 make any predictions and fool
ish TO build any hopes Tor the future.
A city government that fails 10 take
any steps against the "stockade' traf-
&c Ia souls and that winks at other
evils. cannot be depended on as an
ally in the warfare against the evils
OF the saloon.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-25

To the man In Jail the increased cost
OF living Is no source OF worry.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-25

Couldn't you stop that steam pipe
from kissing 500" said the provoked
tragedian 90 the property man as he
came on the stage.
mot while you were on the stage,
sir" was the reply of the attendant"
-YOnkers Statesman.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-25

one thing the administration is lack
ing Is a Loeb 10 take the blame.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-25

Il Is harder 10 keep a platform prom
Use than a borrowed book.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-25

No handsome man is ever a pessi-
mist.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-25

Mary Mud-Wouldn't YOU call her a.
all. doubtful character?
Carrie Caustiquo-Not unless you
wanted 20 give her the benefit OF the
doubt Smart Set
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-25

To be taken with a grain OF salt
cucumbers.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-25

To keep chickens for profit keep them
on your neighbor's garden.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-25

"The comet whose tail viii brush by
the earth has no more harm in IL than
a lightning bug" said the professor.
Dear me. replied the nervous wom-
an. 'Tm so glad you didn't say wasp"
Washington star
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-25

There Is nothing like a flea to make
dog scratch for his living.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-25

Honorary doctors of philosophy never
disagree.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-25

An open faced watch doesn't always
tell the true time.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-25

She-You look badly this morning.
He-I have cold or something I'm
my head.
LampoOn.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-25

These days freedom is more shrink
ing than shrieking.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-05-25

That the comet has a new tail proves
that IL Is deciduous.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-26
Thackeray's Satire,

Thackeray created quite erroneous impressions of himself by often indulg- ing in irony in the presence of people who were incapable of understanding it. One curious instance which he gave was this: Thackeray had been dining at the Garrick and was talking in the smoking room after dinner with vari- ous club acQuaintances. One of them happening to have left his cigar case at home, Thackeray. though disliLing the man. who was notorious tuft hunter. good naturedly offered him one of his cigars. The man accepted the cigar, but, not finding it to his liking. had the bad taste to say to Thackeray. T say. Thackeray, you won't mind my saying 1 don't think much of this cigar" Thackeray, no doubt irritated at the mans ungraciousness and bear ing in mind his tuft hunting predilec
 tions, quietly responded, You ought to, my good fellow, for it was given me by lord" Instead. however. of detecting the irony. the dolt immedi- ately attributed the remark to snob
 bishness on Thackeray's part and to the end of his days went. about declar- ing that ''Thackeray had boasted that he had been given a cigar by lord"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-26
The Expense of a Wife.

A wife is decided addition to the demands upon ones purse. In that sense, however sensible and managing she may be, she is expensive. But everything worth having has it's price of one sort or another, and there are some things which cost much without which life is hardly worth living.
 Said Thiers: Most men contemplate making some self denial when they marry. They think they will give up such and such expensive, pleasures. Later on, when they discover that they cannot do so, and at the same time they lack the means to indulge, they complain that it is the extravaganza of their wives which causes the incon. venience."
 Which wise saying is applicable to men in other countries besides that of France-New York American.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-26
Maternal inRinct.

Children that yell Nike that ought either to be gagged or kept at home, y remarked the irascible gentleman with the white beard to the bus conductor.
 And faces like the one wot you're scarin, people with chipped in the mother of the noisy infant. 'oughter be made iH;o door knockers or sent ter the chamber O orrors"
 The gentleman with the patriarchal See fungus took a brick red complex !aM T know it's awkward at tines ao commenced
 It's iaore'n awkward: it's nothi,l, snort O orrible." snapped the lady. as she once more glanced at the sorry elderly mars set of features
 When the rest of the passengers tit tered audibly the old gentleman came to the conclusion hat it behooved him to speak to the point.
 Il mean the child''- he tried once more
 And you didn't mean it no'. good returned the lady. "else you wouldn' t looked at it."-London Ideas.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-26
NonroyaI Headaear.

One of the attaches of the American embassy at London tells a story where in Michael Joseph Barry, the poet, who was appointed police magistrate in Dublin. was the principal figure. There was brought before him an Irish American charged with suspicious con- duct. The officer making the arrest stated, among other things. that the culprit was wearing Republican hat"
 Does your honor know what that means?" was the inquiry put to the court by the accused's lawyer.
 Ut may be" suggested Barry. "that 1t means a hat without a crown."- Harper's Magazine.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-26
Reiterated.

Edmund Kean was playing in "Rich- ard Ill.," and the part of Catesby had to be taken by low comedian. who sauntered on to the stage at the wrong moment and uttered the famous words. My lord, the Duke of Buck ingham is taken" in the wrong place.
 Edmund clinched his fists in rage but otherwise took no notice of the re- mark.
 Later the comedian repeated the words in the right place, and when the king expressed surprise at the news Catesby folded his arms. walked boldly down the stage and remarked to the great actor in loud tones:
 "I told you so before, MT. Kean, but you wouldn't believe me-"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-26


 WORRY KILLS STOP IT. EASIER SAID THAN DONE: NOT IF YOU LET US $ II ULDER OUR SHARE.
 AND OUR SHARE IS TO SEE YOU GET RESULTS FROM YOUR ADVERTISE- MENTS IN THIS PAPER WE WON'T WORRY WE DON'T HAVE TO.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-26
In South America,

Foreign Correspondent-And who are those two men under the tree: Gen. eral Paprika-Oh. that's the second battalion of the royal guar6s.-Chicago News.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-26
Saving His Feelings.

The Office Boy Go persistent lady artist who calls six times a week)-The editors still engaged. The Lady Artist Tell him it doesn't matter. don't want to marry him. The Office Boy I 'aven't the 'art to tell i'm that, miss. He's 'ad several disappointments to- day. Try and look in again next year. London Sketch.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-26
It Covers tho Land.

we shall never see that great American novel. It can't be written "Why not?'
 "We have too many dialects" "Write it in baseball vernacular."- Washington Herald.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-26
Optimistic.

OPtImI6ttc. "1 was pinched for being too opti- mistic."
 "Aw, come off" "Fact. I thought the stock I was selling would be worth something some day."-Washington Herald.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1910-08-26
FOR RENT
 nu1EIINNo-

FOR RENT
 DWELLINGS s-Room 509 w. 9th ave. 4-Room 20o3 W. Fifth ave. 4-Room 2005 W. Fifth ave. 3-Room 619 Hickory St.
 STORES 621 Hickory St. (good stand). Gil E. 3rd. ave-
 OFFICE ROOMS Over Western Union Tel. Office.
 DWELLINGS (Colorcd 3-Room 1922 Fir St. 3-Room 1907 w. 9th. 3-Room HOS Virginia St. 3-Room 1104 B. 10th. 3-Room 1106 Holly St. 4-Room S05 Spruce. 3-Room S11 B. 11th. 2-Room 704 Elm St.
 FIRE INSURANCE represent Old Line Companies and ask share of your business. Al. so write accident and boiler insurance as we'll as Automobile. If you desire to buy or sell Req Estate 1t would be to your interest te see me.
 CHAS. HANCOCK
 OFFICE-113 PINE ST.
The Greeley tribune., 1910-10-20
TOWN BOARD
FIXES ITS TAX LEVY

Platteville. Oct. 15.-At an adj
journed meeting of the town board
held Tuesday night the tax levy for
1910 was fixed at 35 mills. This de-
cision was reached after considerable
figuring and discussion.
The vote on the question was tie
and it was up to the mayor to decide
and he cast his vote for the 35 mill
aevy.
The valuation this year is $685.
$40 and at IS mills will bring 49,
459 40 into the town treasury. While
this amount is not large, IT should be
sufficient to pay the actual runnin g
expenses of the town and leave neat
little sum for making few badly
needed improvements.
Out of the above levy 10 mills on
4he assessed valuation was set aside
for paying OF a part Of the towns
Indebtedness.
The Greeley tribune., 1910-10-20
State Of COLORADO. ! s.s.
In the District Court.
No. 1926.
N OTICE. =.

NO T = e.
In the Matter OF the Petition OF Harriet
ests in the Lands and Tenements q
Mary =. Hall: deceased. and Charles e.
HDs ae 81 fashss sna s'ss .sd 2
and any and all persons who may Or
might have or claim any right: title:
ess.sd. oF VS..is: Z: A.l!. dscs.;sd. s., Or o.
Yaosess You are ssSss; Ssrsby nosiiisd that on the
9Th day Of Beptsmber. A.D. 1910. Harriet
p:tision prsSns ior Il The
:s SSS:sI: s: s:s -
1llins sht hsirs;es;l:X q s s.id sS. Miary =;
g o.. .sish snd oas .ss SO: OF r ss:.sei
Ss1s S;as 7. T. H:li ifssS sss Sh:@l:: 4 asii III
=: s:e'tss ss
81 Ssr:ssk Il .es: |. Sc..sS sS 6oc %;o.
&: Ss q; 81 e: q :sS:
:es.: :es ss 's e.
Hs s liz: .e:. q IL s;r n.:: 1::'e B. e:
siiessd 6eiTs 81 Charl:s z Hall a the
and the heirs of Rachel A. Futhsy - the
time Of her death were Francis Julius
Futhey and L. A. Futhey. both Of whom
are Of tuIl, eEe, sound mind and under NO
Eow. IheTeiors, you are hereby further
notified that on the ist day Of November
AID. 1910. at the hour OF 10 o'clock M.
Of said day, the hearing on said petition
will be had for the purpose OF determi n
ing the descent Of the lands. tenements
and heriditaments OF said Mary +. Hall,
deceased. and Charles r. Hall. deceased.
AZ will more fully appear from the peti.
tion in this cause. to which reference is
hereby made. copy OF which il hereto
attached, and made "a part hereof by such
reference, at which time you may appear
or abide the determination OF the Court
thereon, as you may be advised.
Given under my hand and the seal OF
this Court at Greeley, in said County Of
Weld, this sth day OF October. AID. 1910.
FRANK MADDEN,
Clerk Of the District Court, Weld County,
WALTER r. BLISS,
Attorney for Petitioner.
First publication in Greeley Tribune
October l3. 1910: last publication Novem-
ber 8. 1910.
The Greeley tribune., 1910-10-20

equity Of redemption. together with such
other and further relief as TO the Court
may seem neet hna pIopet, aoes.nesT
as will more fully appear from the com.
piaint in said action to which reference
Ia here made, copy OF which is hereto
attached and served upon you.
And you are hereby notified that II you
fail to appear. and TO answer the said
plaintiff will take Judgment by default
against you according to the prayer of
said complaint.
Given under my hand and the seal OF
said Court, At Greeley, in said County,
this End day Of August, A.U. 1910.
tSeaD
Clerk Of District Court. Weld County.
BY kLBERT q. ENGLISH.
Deputy CLERK.
First publication in Greeley Tribune
October eth. 1910: last publication
November ard 1910.
The Greeley tribune., 1910-10-20
Deaf.%.. Cannot Ne Cured

by local applications: as they Cannot
reach the diseased portion Of the ear
ness, and that is by constitutional
remedies. Deafness is caused by an
ing the the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube is inflamed you have a
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing,
ness is the result. and unless the In
f1ammation can be taken out and this
tube restored to its normal condition.
hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out of ten are caused by
Catarrh. which Is nothing but an in
famed condition of the mucous sur
1aces-
We will give One Hundred Dollars
for any case Of Deafness Caused by
catarrh) that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure Send for circu-
lars free. F. J. CHENEY & CO..
Toledo. O.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
lAtton.
The Greeley tribune., 1910-10-20
Accident At Sugar Factory

What seemed certain death was
nsTrowiy avoided last night by e. e.
GAnitx. an employe Of the Greeley
SaGAr factory. when he was hurled
- the centrifugal machine. As 1t IL
1haltx was tossed from the machine
- suffered badly sprained shoul-
Aoe.
The accident was one of the most
.u0usual that ever occurred in the
sugar factory. Shultz was working
scout the machine when, in some
zaExnown way his clothing became
Aaaght In the machinery and he was
lrAEged into the cogs.
Hurled around by the tremendous
velocity of the machinery. Shultz
ms tossed aside against a pillar and
lay in semi-conscious condition.
Other employees of the factory rushed
to his assistance, and he was carried
to nearby room wheer medical aid
was summoned.
The Greeley tribune., 1910-10-20
i,sss.s S.:ss Si 2 Gc'e.tisdo' Nsis. s..
IN The DISTRICT COURT.
SUMMONS

6O ID QON0
George J. HelmeE, plaintiff. W: !; viii
60 81 MeId ena Count. s. coior.do. 10 deisnd
ants.
The People Of the State OF COLORADO.
Public Trustee Of Weld County, Colorado.
the defendants above n>med. Greeting:
You are hereby reGulrsd t9 hspPs.. hnra an
named plaintiff in the District Court Of
Weld County, state OF Coiora ADO. and
answer the complaint therein within
twenty days after me service nereo.. y
out Of this County. or by publication.
within thirty days after the service here
OF. exclusive OF the day of service; or
Judgment by default will be taken against
you accc riding to the prayer OF the com.
in the above entitled action be not served
with this summons, or II the service here
OF be made out OF this State, then ten days
additional to the time herein before spec.
allowed before the taking oil Judgment by
default as aforesaid
The said action is brought to obtain
Judgment lodfL afalosd, the de'snaant sum Of one
Tbousa Twenty-two and 6i.loo
iSio22 81 Dollars together with interest
thereon at the rate OF per cent.
per annum from the first day OF october.
1909, and for the foreclosure OF the deed
OF trust set forth in the complaint herein
the premises described in said deed, and
that the proceeds Of said sale be apple ed
to the payne MT OF the costs Of this action
then to the payment Of the amount iound
Il us any sye Be- paid to said defendant, j. j.
pointed TO take and hold possession of
said property during the period OF the
The Greeley tribune., 1910-10-20

said Weld County, at the Court House in
nth day OF November, AID: 1910, at the
hour Of 10 o'clock a. m. OF SAID DAY AZ
which time all persons having ci4'ms
ouested to attend for the purpose OF hav.
ing same adjusted. All persons indebted
10 said estate are requested to make I'M
mediate payment to the undersigned.
Dated at Greeley, Colorado. this 2%th
day OF SeptemhercA.D. ID. 1910.
EDWARD MORGAN,
Administrator with will annexed OF the
estate OF Bridget Boyle. deceased.
Nixon d Mann, Attorneys.
First publication in Greeley Tribune
September 29th. 1910; last publication
Oct obeF goth. 1910.
The Greeley tribune., 1910-10-20
HENRY r. WEST OBSERVES
HIS 86TH BIRTHDAY
fFrom Mondays Daily


Henry I. West. the only surviving
member of the locating committee of
the Union colony. one of the Oldest
Masons in the west, and a man who
has been more closely associated In
the growth of Greeley than any other
in the country. is today celebrating
his seth birthday.
MIR. West leaves In the near future
for Caldwell, Ida. to make his home
with his son-in-law. A. e. Gipson.
Mrs. West has already gore to Cald-
we'll and he will follow as soon as
he can complete business arrange
ments In this city.
Following is letter sent to Mr..
West today by the Union Colony Pio-
neer society through katherine S.
McElroy, secretary of the organiza
ton:
My dear Mr.. West.-Another
year has passed and another golden
mile stone in your long and useful
life is placed today.
IL bring you the greetings and
congratulations of the Union Colony
pioneers on your seth birthday
You have watched with loving
pride this fair town grow from
village with its OK teams and ponies
OF the plains to beautiful little
city with its automobiles and street
cars
You have watched it as you would
the growth of a child; and now.
regret to note. your life and it must
separate. you must go among new
friends and the old friends will miss
your counsel and interest the new
home will receive the gain.
But ever in the hearts of the old
friends the golden bond OF friend
ship. cemented by hardship and COM
mon interests. will hold strong and
true. The memory of H. T. West
will always linger in the hearts OF
the people Of Greeley and be closely
linked with her history.
Zone by one these noble men and
women are passing from our midst
and We miss their kindly counsel.
s"But they have, far more than
they ever can realize, left the i'm
print of their sturdy, strong char
acters on our fair city and Greeley
is the richer for it.
You will accept these. flowers
with love and many wishes that for
many years the yearly letter and box
of flowers may reach you in your far
away home, always bearing to you
the loving remembrance of the men
and women who labored, shoulder to
shoulder. with you in those days OF
hardship and struggle, that this town
might be made ideal.
"And the best wishes of the Union
Colony pioneers go with you to your
new home Very sincerely.
"KATHARINE S. M'ELROY.
October IT, 1910"
The Greeley tribune., 1910-10-20
5. L.. ". Ranch to BE Sold

TIE old S. L. w. ranch is now be-
ing sold in farms of 40 acres and up
wards. Fine land. Water from the
old Ogilvie Ditch and Seeley Lake
reservoir New improvements. prices
right. Church and schools conven-
lent Good roads and near market.
Why rent and move from year to
year when you can as well buy a
farm, small sum down, balance crop
or cash payment. six per centn inter
est, ten years time. Call at ranch or
see l.. C. Stow at our office at klein's
grocery store, Greeley. Colo.
The Greeley tribune., 1910-10-20
STERLING WILL
HAVE NEW PLANT
Especial to the Tribune)


Denver. Oct. 1.-THE Great West
ern Sugar company has agreed to
nnAnce the construction of $780,
900 irrigation plant which will put
water on 10000 acres OF land near
Sterling. The land owners propose
to form two and possibly three irri-
cation districts and authorize bond
issue to provide the money tor the
work.
The sugar company had three ex-
pert irrigation engineers report upon
the project and it has signitied its
willingness to furnish the money for
the work, through the proposed bond
Issues If the land owners in the dis
trict vote to take that action. A date
for the election has not yet been set.
but officers of the company said to-
day there was little doubt but what
the project will become an accom-
plished fact. The sugar company
will have supervision over the work
II the farmers undertake the project
and the officers guarantee the land
owners the construction of one of the
best systems known to modern engi-
neering.
The project is known as the Prev
lit reservoir. 1t will be located south
OF the town of Merino. near Sterling.
The reservoir will have a capacity OF
10000 acre feet and the water sup
ply available is sufficient % irrigate
10000 acres of land.
The land under the proposed sys-
tenn is already under cultivation and
secures it's moisture from the stream
flow on the land. 1t is especially
adapted to the cultivation of sugar
beets. The proposed system can be
economically built, according to the
report of the engineers, because much
of the water can be carried through
bitches which have already been con-
structed. The preliminary steps to-
ward the formation of the irrigation
districts have been taken and it is
expected the election will be called at
an early date and arrangements made
to commence construction work be-
fore the close of the year.
The Greeley tribune., 1910-10-20
FARM LARORER ARREsIhy
CHARGE Is BOolLt"D

Carles Kline, farm lapoie',
arrested this morning by fau"
Ahrens ON the charge OF Se',,-' '
uor within the city limits OF VI,
1t is alleged that kline WV. y.
Denver Sunday and returned w. "
grip full OF pint bottles OF W."
which he was disposing OF 70 ''
thirsty. natives. The pou'e
that they have evidence shoN'"s; !;
Kline sold six bottles OF II"
before he was arrested