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Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24
TIE STORY OF THE PEANUT
SHELLS.

As everyone knows. c. W Post Of
Battle Greek, Michigan. Is not only a
maker Of breakfast foods. but ne IS a
strong individual who believes that the
trades unions are a menace 70 the III
erty OF the country
Believing this. and being natural
born scrapper FOR the right. a. he
sees IL. Post. for several years past
has been engaged in a ceaseless "a
fare against The Labor Trust. a. e
likes % call IL
Net being able 20 secure t-ss al
unrrammeled expression az - cg--
.ons on this subject through - -=E-zz-
reading pages ef he nezspz-z-s =
has bought advertising s1zce - -
purpose. Just as se i zcc-s-z-=1 =
for the telling q lis Pest ET
and he has thus spszt ---@-szs =
thousands q cellars = zsz-z-=-z
t-a1es-znlcris-
As rss1lr q Poz-s a--zz1-ss -
people zcx know a Eer.z ct ASH
these orgz1lz1ri0zs- z1E 10y -
aOrsye1u6e1 xtIa ga .cx -.eF 20
strict lie GsEzlcz=sz- q --..a-.
business. czr-a-l la5crs sz--zl4r. zci1
~ 1azzt1cr1rs-s. x-zt- -pc1 -.zl- 1Ez
Membership. 1z1 20 - Fzn-zc Sa-1-
ra-y Post . Ezra< - II --zz=s-
E1lcuists. ard intensely
He employs 20 zzlcz L4hcr. .. -aev
e17 zot cal 11r Us tn. and ze 1zEss
TIER e-1r-s a 1CEcor=iz< is 5r1e1crs.
Tie Attest means q Esr-1aE Posi- .
Ne Widespread Sualicz-.ga Of Ia selrT
la4t a ear x5ieh vas recently Erscxs,t
Z transmission Ezz found % y .caaie1
win empty peanut snellz. Ea1c1 we're
being shipped f-un ne sCura % Pests
establishment A. Battle Creek
This caaarSt probably orig mated WITH
President Iohn Fitzgerald Of he Chi.
eazo Federation of Labor. who. Il r
said stated IL publicly. as truth
Post comes back and gives Eltz.
gerald the lie direct He denounces
EftExsrald's statement as a deliberate
.alssnecd. an and<rhanded and coward
" attempt 70 Iniure his business. hav-
ING not the slightest basis in fact As
such an effort IL must be regarded It
5 significant that this statement about
the peanut shells Is being given wide
newspaper publicity In the patent
inside Of an eastern country paper
and IL. and the inference naturally Is
that labor-unionites are fnsidiously
spreading this lie.
viii resort to moral intimidation and
TO physical force. that will destroy ma
chinery and burn buildings. that viii
MAIN and kill II necessary TO effect its
1nds. naturally would not hesitate Il
spread falsshood for the same pur
poses.
We admire Post While we have Nd
enmity toward labor unions. so long a.
they are conducted in an honest, live
and-ler-live" kind Of a way. We have ha,
enough Of the tarred end Of the sticl
TO sympathize thoroughly with what h
is trying to do. He deserves support
A man like Fest can not be killed. evel
with lies They are boomerang. ever
time Again. We kn0tr, for hasn't thi
weapon. every weapon that could
thought Of. been used land not simpl
by labor uniunsl to put US out Of bus
ness. toog
I am going to drink t,co cups {
Postum every morning from this tim
on. and put myself on a diet of Crap
Nuts. Bully for Pust.-EditoriaI !
The American Journal Of CIiHiedI lie
tciRe
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

Simon Hardeastie believed with sin
cere faith that any wife who had. or
asked. more than a quarter Of a year
for her own amusement or enjoyment
vas a being too horrible 10 contem-
plate he came from the village store
for dinner and told what he had
heard
Miranda. would you believe that
the Lords prayer could be engraved
IN 4 space no larger than a dime
Well. yes. simon she hazared, If
a dime is as large in the engraver's
eye as IL Is in yours. I should think
that he would have no difficulty At
aIL--The Housekeeper
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24
unespected Recommendation.

One day. when Lord Thurlow was
very busy al his house in Ormond
street. a poor curate applied to aim
for living then vacant
Don't trouble ne. said the chan
cellor. turning upon him with fruwn-
ing brow. Don't you see I am busy
and cant listen TO yout-what duke or
lord recommended youe-
The poor curare lifted up his eyes
and. with detection. said be had no
lord TO recommend him but the Lord
Of Hosts.
The Lord Of Hosts replied the
chancellor. the Lord OF Hosts.-I be-
heve have had recommendations
from most lords. but DO not recollect
one from him before, so. do you hear,
Young man. you shall have the living.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24
Fatal Course.

matron who was visiting her for.
mer home city. and was under full
Roadway with the seemingly endless
string OF questions usual in such a
case.
And your sisters daughter Violet
she asked
Violet Is married. the friend re-
piled
Indeed Ny. How time does 81.
Happily married. 7 trustg'
oh dear. no, Ny sister always hu.
nored asr. you know" was the re.
Spouse. and the poor child was per.
mitred to marry the man she was In
love with, sunday Magazine Of the
Cleveland Leader.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

EVER read the above I~tf<r.
one appenrs frs1 TINA To sfn~. Tn.
are x<suanss true ard fuiI e. humss
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

corroth Wins Face. london to Frisco.
James W Coffroth. fight promoter.
won his bet Of $1,000 made with a
member OF the National Sporting club
OF London that be could reach san
Francisco in ten days from London.
Corroth had a margin Of two hours
and forty minutes.
Cofroth. according to agreement.
sent a telegram to Eugene CORR. with
whom he had the wager. When he ar
rived at the Oakland pier be was vel
coined by a large delegation that
cheered him as be stepped from his car.
The time made by Coffroth is the
fastest ever made from London to san
Francisco over the Atlantic and across
the continent He made the trip in
nine days. FIVE hours and FIVE minutes.
The journey from Omaha TO san
Francisco was made on the famous San
Francisco Overland Limited" of the
Union Pacifc-Southern Pacific. and is
simply another victory for Safety.
Service. Speed via the old Overland
Route.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

The first time ran for the general
assembly one of the prominent citi-
gems Of my community told me that be
was going TO vote against me because
when I was a shaver I threw a rotten
apple at his horse. Another prominent
citizen told me that he was going to
vote for me because when was a
shaver I put a rotten egg in a buggy
cushion belonging TO the woman he
worked for and be had never liked. the
woman Think Of II, And yet such
stuff has thrown the scales where
thrones have been az stake.-F'rom a
speech at Norwich BY former Gov
Gearge ?. Mclean Of Connecticut.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

Belgium Is. perhaps the most pros
porous state II Europe. as well as the
most thickly settled The late king
reign vas AZ least marked By an enor
nous advance in wealth and social ~
form One Of the countrvs special al
vantages is that irs International neu.
tralizarion permits II 70 dispense with
4 navy. while the Belgian army Is main.
tanned on very small and inexpensive
basis.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

The lawyer proceeded 10 examine
the witness
Pardon the question. Mrs. Chucks-
isy. he said. but your answer consti-
'Ites part OF the record How old
Are YOU -
Why. you ought TO know. Mr..
Sharpe she answered: my birthday
as The same as yours. only was born
ten years later than you were
All. yes. remember. Well. II isn't
important, anyhow Go ahead. Mrs.
Chucksley. and tell the jury what you
know about this case.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

why do you insist on reading that
newspaper It always seems to Of
fend you"
Because" answered Mr.. Sirius
Barker. Il believe in always looking
at both sides OF a question I rely on
that publication for arguments on the
wrong side"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24
carrarisor shurr-r..

You didn't cry AZ all at the natl
nee
No. answered the reposefuI girl:
I couldn't think OF such a thing.
But he young woman with you
wepr copiously'
OF course Her lace handkerchiefs
are ever SO much more elegant than
mine. w ashington star
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24
Al CAUTIOUS HUSBAND.

Mrs. Henpeck-Iohn. what's your
honest opinion Of my new hat,
Mr. Hsnpeck-Don't ask me. Mary
You know you're much bigger and
stronger than I am,
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

Come here. Mamie. dear Lock at
this beautiful Misty girl Isn't she
lovely ! don't think Misty ever drew
more charming figure
Do you think. papa. that this is
the model that used TO sit on
Mr. Aisyys knee ,"-CleveIand Plain
Dealer
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

Write Murine Eve Remedy CO.. Chica-
q, Tor SPACE Illustrated Eye Book Free.
Write AL about Your Eye Trouble and
thsy viii advise 10 the Proper Appl!-
cation Gf the Murine Eve Remedies r,
Your Special Case. Your Druggist will
tsi YOU that Murine Relieves SORE Ewes.
Strengthens Weak Ewes. Doesn't Smart.
sauthes Eve Pain. and sells for SIC Try
Il IN Y1gr Eyes and in Bahvss Eyes Tor
eca4y Eyslidz and Granularlon
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

w-s LOCAL APPLICATIONS A. tarr -.-ru- 49,
u "a q - 4s~ze- cara = asacs q $50
t1tsiA 1.s..- AID n 7r--s- - Tus rslss t1xs
1rcr1A --a--1i-,- HzlTs Carar-- Crl-- = az n
Nr7AF ~ tesa tr-cfaT asa ne 1aa.1 azr zs.rnss
szrs1es-z Hzl. Clara Czrr . mt = alsark --gssl-
ene 4 - rrr-rrf1~i ~ - tn~ 5--t 51E.irsrs
= trs z11l-rT ~ F-ars AID rrsr n rrr-r-.sfla,
II euznnsr-ri q - hs-s .ursr- turr- rsr-1les.t
sita NJ s--r 1ood rEzr1rrx aztfr< tlrrfiv n -
z1rnaS szreac-s n rrrss~- r-1ratiuasbor - -
80 n<--1e-ts WAT urus1gs-- SRA NausferTrf -
szs ezrinx earzr-a I'D ~ tr-ff-,oriaIs ~
p = CHENEY 4 CO. Prupx. Taaes.a D.
sd y nrlEzastss 1--- -
4.&e Has, F4zz4T Rzs aar eursriuaftnnL
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

with dull pain De-
cause there is In
fiammation within
You can't be rid OF
the ache until you
cure the cause.-the
kidneys.
Doan's kidney
Pills cure sick KID
neys. G.. S. Warren.
1871 No. TIN Sc.
Boise. Idaho. says:
An injury 10 my
back years ago left
me lame. I had to
use n cane. and Il
hurt me terribly to
stoop or lift The
Kidney secretions
passed too frequent.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

>uppiementlng their factory for the n.-
@ins al specially ruled and printed blank
naaAs and loose leaf devices. ;. c. Toof
4 "a. Memphis. Tenn. now carry IN stock
Standard blank books IN a variety Of bind.
inSs and m papers from the cheapest ,hat
= snod 10 the very rest. Write for pr,e,
list and mention tins paper
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

IENt4l BNN&u1aAA~
ties terrible drag
gng sensations.
extreme nervous
ness, and that all
gone feeling in my
stomach. l had
given up hope OF
ever being well
when I began TO
take Lydia EPink-
hams Vegetable
Compound Then
I felt as though
nov life had been
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

Announcements. calling cards and
al copper and steel plate engravings
for social and business uurposes IN
correct styles ara made at $. c. Toof
4 Co. 1879 North Second Street
Memphis. Tenn Write for style sheet
and mention this paper
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

In az rs forms. alnung al 1,-s Of hor-..
An1 DOS. cured and others N the sam
stable prevented frum having the ii~.ass
" YIN >p"nn Dastemper Cure. Every bot.
last year SO and 81 % Goad 5-,,..,.,- -.
or send 20 manufacturers. AGENT -
Writ< Tor free book Spohn Mel -
s2se- Contagious Disess~s, Goshen. Ind,
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

so you are studying telspathys"
Yes answered Senator Sorghum.
my object in life has been to ind
what people are thinking and then
say Il first ANY reliable system
would simplify ny Iabors immensely !.
exchanges.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24
Enemies Now.

BeIle-No. don't believe in these
Halloween games. I glanced over nv
shoulder into a mirror once and
never was 50 frightened in my life.
Helen-Dfd you see your own face
DEAR
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24
The GraveIed Geometrr

Euclid was boasting OF his abilities.
But cried his wife. can you find
why our gas bills are Just as big as
when they charged a dollar a thousand
cubic feete"
Win moan he sped into the night
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24
The Perverse Sex

-Hinkiey's got a wonderful head. An
ais woman readers are simply wild
over that serial love story he is rus
ming in ,he Daily stunt
How did be elineh EN-
Why he printed the last chapter
first
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24
No Space Goes To w.s..

Dewttt-Does your wife follow the
fashions closely
levitt should say so: she has one
IL those standing room only" dresses
Smart Set.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

Ine best remedy for Gripp and Coltx in
nleAs Capudine- Relieves the aching AMI
- ~. ness, Sares the eold-Headaches
. and SOC at Drug Stores. 'S'
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

son-No. sir. father. absolutely re-.
fuse to go to work.
Father-Careful. boy; don't ven
make such idle threats to me
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

First AngeI-What is the rumpus in
the seventh heaven
second Angel-A moral uplifter has
broken through the roof trying to ana
an eighth heaven.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

Baeon-Why doesn't some budding
genius build a clock that won't ru,
down.
Egbert-Why. how could hes
Build II on the principle OF the <zs
nessr."-yorkers Statesna,
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

NO man can pass into eternity. for
ne Is already in it-Farrar
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

II you want TO test a mans charac-
ter watch and see what creates in hin,
an entnusiasm.-Angela Dickens.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

" For eve years since I was cured
b. Deans Kidney Pills. I have had no
return Of the trouble"
Remember the name-Doan's For
sale BY all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster Muburn Co. Buffalo. Nj.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24
LOOKING AHEAD.

Eisphant-Why does LcnEneck run
around with bis head so close 70 the
ground
Lion-Why. he's afraid that il hs
raises it he'll bump lis head into enc
q those airships,
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24
WHEN YOUR BACK ACHES sus-
pEcT THE KIDNEYS.

Rackache Is kidney ache. in most
eases. The kidneys ache and throo
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

When common sense takes a vaca.
oon II Is time to stand from under
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

Examine carefully every bottle Of
CAsToalA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children. and see that IL
Bears the ~
SIGNATURE ot&Zzk
In Use For Over ID Years
The Kind You Have Always BOUGHT
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

A dogs bark isn't as bad as his bite
but it lasts longer.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24
AFTER
FOIJRYEARS
OF MISERY
Cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

Baltimore. Nd -" For four years
ny life was a misery TO me. | suffered
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

The family tree Of a hunko man
must be a slippery elm.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

consupatlon causes and axxras1r,s man -.
diseases. u - thoenuxhly curs.i Nv ~ p, ...ou
Pleasant Feaists- rhn faynnts famiiy iarailyn,e
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

Landlords and tenants can never see
through the same spectacIes.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

1t is easy to offend people who have
no use for you.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

Ser resdaere Try -iekE csEudlne.
Whefrsr frrl Crifs. f-a- Stomach rr
Nervous frr H.ra trn HrHea ars euaasiI y
r~lHNHi hv HarufIle. irs EiIl lffi-ule1s-
art o. ctEe- a-rs arr- sdiatair ul :
4ai DC AZ Drug slarss
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

Mrs. wtnsaow's Soothing syrup.
ror children tecfhinz. softens thu guns ,.-sr,,-
1-1nmAt,on. AAFs pain. cures wind eoIis Re- S.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

n naxe LAxArivE BHDxo Ounce re-
Drsn&S Is rrrnnd money n il fails III, -,
Univ signature 10 On zach box -. = "
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1910-02-24

When a doctor gets sick he knock.
bis own game.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1910-03-31
Slavery.

a certain man, fettered by his in
stincts, marned with a certain wo-
man, whose instincts likewise left
her no alternative.
But after awhile they discovered
what the amount of it was and grew
restive.
'I am your slave~ protested the
woman. 'I do nothing but cook for
yos and mend your clothes"
"No; Pm your slave" retorted
the man, "for when | have earned
so much as will buy you hats and
dresses I've no time left for any
thing else"
Just here, however, a baby came
along. "Hush! You're both of you
my slaves" quoth he.
And in that view the man and the
woman forgot their pickering and
lived happily ever after.-Puck.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1910-03-31
Ancient Arabic Order, Mobiles
OF the Mystic Shrine.

New Orleans, La, April 1913,
1910.
The Illinois Central Railroad Com
pany will sell round trip excursion
tickets account the above occasion
to New Orleans, La. at the rate of
$500 for the round trip.
Dates of sale: April 8, 9, 10 and
IL. 1910.
Return limit. Tickets limited to
reach original starting point not
later than April 25th. 1910. Exten-
sion of ticket can be secured on pay
ment of fee of 81. For further in
formation regarding stop.overs, etc.
Call on, write or phone ticket agent
Illinois Central. Cumb. 45.2.
T. L. Morrow, Agt.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1910-03-31
march 81, 1910.
SPEED OF WILD DUCKS.
IN Dead Calm They Average Fis:y-
eight Miles an Hour.

eight Miles an Hour.
My observations were made with
mallard and widgeon just off the
sea and coming in at the evening
flight, such birds not having got
fully under way, having travelled
only about two miles or a mile and
half, according to the state of the
tide. The times varied from 1912
miles an hour in the teeth of hur-
ricane to 100 miles an hour with
half gale driving them forward,
their speed with a full gale being
below this.
In dead calm they averaged fif-
ty-eight miles an hour; but, as
have mentioned, they were not trav-
cling at top speed. Other species of
duck fly much faster than this, the
speed Of a merganser going down
wind being something terrific, and
if / mentioned my rough calcula-
tions made as to its speed with a
stiff breeze behind it no one would
believe me, so l will refrain from
doing so.
One day in March, when fresh
breeze was blowing down the Holy
sound, in Orkney, mergansers were
lost sight of in five seconds after
passing the point upon which | was
sitting. They are without doubt the
fastest of our webfooted birds, al
though other Of the diving ducks,
such as the goldeneye, fly at an
enormous velocity.
The speed at which birds are
travelling is very deceptive. For in
stance, swallows appear TO be going
very fast, but rarely attain a speed
of thirty miles an hour, whereas
wild geese appear to be travelling
very slowly when seen at a distance,
but see them passing over You az
dawn about fifty yards overhead
and their wings look like hywheels,
giving the birds the appearance of
huge bees in the half light, so fast
are their wings vibrating.-Edin-
burgh Scotsman.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1910-03-31
PUNCTUALlTY.
1: Gets a Jot From One Who Neve,
Car % on Time.

1. Gets a Jolt From One Who Nevs,
Car DC on Time
So much is said about the virtue
of punctuality that people who go
in for it to any great extent are ex-
ccedingly uppish and disagreeable.
Punctuality has It's bad side, just as
everything else has. People should
remember this. II they are on time
they only serve to throw into en-
barrassing relief the poor souls who
come hurrying in ten minutes late.
1t is SNUG TO be precisely punctual.
1t is raising yourself above the rest
of mankind, refusing to partake in
its frailties. The ideal thing from
the point of view of courtesy to
others and recent humility about
your own attainments is to be al
ways ten minutes late or at least
to appear so.
If you are to meet at the package
Office in the Grand Central station
at O'Clock sit quietly in the middle
of the hall until twelve minutes
after 4 then when you have seen
the other person dash up, followed
by painting porters and fairly drip
ping with explanations, wait until
the arrival has had a second in
which to recover self respect and
stroll up with a remark on Tim
buktu or the best way to cultivate
carrots This will insure your popu-
larity and show you to be a person
of kindness and forethought. At
any rate, it is better than a pitiless
standing at the place where you said
you would be, your superiority in
crcasing every minute, and con-
fronting, upbraiding silently, the
person who promised to meet you
because YOU appeared a rather lika-
bic sort, but who finds YOU in your
panoply of punctuality the very re-
verse Of likable.
For be it remembered that just
as some people cannot be on time
Others cannot TO save their skins be
late. So that they deserve not a
whit of credit for it and should, in
fact, be reprimanded when they do
it ostentatiously and in public
New York Sun.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1910-03-31
Conference For Educa-
tion In The South

Little Rock, Ark, April 6 s. 1910.
The Illinois Central will sell round
trip excursion ticket to Little Rock,
Ark, account the above occasion at
the reduced rate of $l3 so for the
round-trip. Dates of sale, April a,
5 and 9Th, 1910. Return limit.
Tickets good returning to reach
original starting point not later
than midnight of April l1th, 1910.
For further information call On,
write or Phone ticket Agent Illinois
Central Railroad Company, Cumb.
45.2,
T. L. Morrow. Agent.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1910-03-31
Round Trip Excursion Fares

To Mobile, Alabama, account an
nual reunion United Confederate
Veterans Mobile Ala, April 1928,
1910. The Illinois Central will sell
round-trip tickets to Mobile, Ala,
account the above occasion at the
rate of $11 40 for the round.trip.
Dates of sale, April 23. "a and 25.
1910 Return limit. Tickets good
returning to reach original starting
point not later than May 2nd, un-
less extension of limit is obtained by
payment of 50cts. which will extend
limit to May 10th.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1910-03-31
A renaus rwistsr.

Do you read by sight or sound?
Do you skim the sense or pronounce
the words as you go-inaudibly.
but consciously? There are many
readers who read by the ear, anu
when this writer had written the
sentence about Wick (there was
an election there), "Wick is rich in
Pictish relics" he leaned back and
tried to whisper it, thinking of the
next. "Wick is rich in Pictish rel
ics." Say it three times quickly
London Chronicle.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1910-03-31
Initiating Emily.

Clubs had taken possession of the
feminine element in the school.
AS the teacher left one afternoon
she saw seated on the lowest step a
group of small girls, each holding a
cup and spoon and each feeding a
vinegarish looking liquid to one of
their number, whom the treatment
had already rendered pallid and pas
sive.
"Why, what on earth are you do
ing?" the astonished teacher de-
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