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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-04-27
THE SPEED OF NO RETURx

Velocity 0sdy Must Havs . leavo
Earth ard Never Gene 0aoi<-
There are . great many odd terms In
science none Of which has . title %
weird a. tho speed Of no return This
means the velocity body must have
In leaving the earth In order Tor Il
never to come back 1t has been accu-
rately worked ont and IS found 10 b.
about seven miles second. Now.
though this speed has never been OBJ
tanned BY ARTIFICIAL means on tho earth.
stin IL Il interesting TO note the theory
rs regards the further actions of the
curved line until It was controlled by
balancing forces. mainly the earth.
moon and sun. In such . way . to
make 1t have m orbit Of its own. So
Il would. go on revolving forever Just
as any other planet
Although this speed has never been
obtained by artificial means. II -
found In nature ON the earth, and tts
application has q great deal to do with
animal life on our planet AZ - well
known, It = pet theory Of the scien-
fists that the earth ID losing its atmcs-
phere. Just a. the moon has already
lost hers. On account Of tho wonderful
vfbrational speed Of the molecules OF
gas. Hydrogen gas - known t. have
molecular velocity OF over the neces-
sary amount, and it II startling
proof Of the theory that no free hydro
gen is found In our atmosphere. The
aof
free rises on account of its lightness
and when it gets to the outside edge
Of our ocean Of air il left behind or
one Of its jumps. the earth going for
ward at great rate itself, something
| like eight miles a second.
AS the earth gradually lost its at
mosphere it would become colder and
| colder on account Of its inability Il
hold the heat received from the sun
and all animal and vegetable lif'
would cease. This has already hap
pened to the moon. its Temperature
never rising above zero. though tn
| sun shines on it for two weeks Mt |
time.
It ID needless to say that even II thi
speed could be obtained by Z canno
ball or other comparatively small bod
| the friction with the air on ita wa
would Immediately burn It up. just q
the shooting stars we see are burne
up before reaching the earth. So
the visiting Of the moon ever take
place 1t will have to be accomplish
In carriage with very thick side
and made Of material whose meltin
point is very high.-New York Tribune
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-04-27
GOOD BLOOD.

Given good, clean, healthy blood,
Nature win do the rest with any case
OF catarrh, inflammatory rheumatism,
scrofula, eczema, erysipelas, boils.
pimples, scrofula. or skin disease OF
any kind. Good blood invariably
means vigorous appetite. good diges-
ton and strength
Thus 1t stands to reason that an ef-
fective "alterative" or blood purifier.
while it will not cure all diseases. will
help in fighting any disease and will
cure those mentioned above. all Of
which comes from bad blood
Forty years ago DIR. A. B. Simpson,
Of Richmond, was known as one Of the
most successful physicians In three
states. His success was founded al
most exclusively on cne prescription.
the most powerful blood purifier ever
known. After his death this prescri3
ton was regularly put up as DR.. a
lB. Simpsons Vegetable Compound.
It has been used extensively AL ovea
| the country. and In forty years has
never failed. even IN that most dread
| ful Of an blood diseases syphilis n
Its worst stage. And when an altera
| tive win do that, il, OF course cleans
| and rebuilds blood affected with othel
troubles. Simpsons Vegetable Com
pound is purely vegetable and q
harmless Is II IS effective II Is sold
lat 81 Or bottle u ~ drug stores.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-04-27
FOUNTAIN CITY. IND.

Fountain City. Ind, April 27.-Rev-
erend zerbe, who has been pastor OF
the Methodist church for the past
three years, win move to Williams
burg. where he will take possession OF
the Methodist church there Tney
win be greatly missed here by their
MANY friends. Reverend Zerbe mas
been made, the proud parent Of q fine
baby girl.
M. Morrison Clark and SON OF Gen.
tervils visited friends and relatives
over Sunday.
Mr.. Alton Poundstone OF Richmond
who has been Waiting her grandpar-
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Cranor. has
returned home.
Miss Edith Cranor Of Marion is here
visiting friends and relatives.
Miss Abbie Carroll Of Richmond is
here visiting relatives.
Reverend Dunkel from Mexico. lndi'
ana viii take brother Zerbe's place az
pastor OF the Methodist church. He
preached his first sermon Sunday
evening to 4 well filled church.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-04-27
ECONOMY. IND.

Economy. Ind, April 27.-The fire
that destroyed the Peter Smith home
v est OF town Wednesday evening was
q big financial loss. The house was
valued at $500 and there was an In
surance Of 500 on the house and 5000
on the contents. The origin Of the
fire is supposed by many to be the
work of a mouse who carried a match
up into the cornice where the fire
was first noticed.
Raymond Daugherty is hawk
hunter. He has captured five big
chicken hawks In the last few days.
For the benefit Of other farmers who
raise chickens and are bothered with
hawks stealing them he tells his meth
cd of catching them. Take dead
chicken and fasten 1t on stump. Set
steel traps and watch results.
Rev. Lawrence Thornburg of Muncie
preached in the U. b. church at Sugar
Grove Sunday morning and in the aft
ernoon in the u. B. church here.
Mrs. Emaline Cole. Mrs Martha
Good, Mr.. and Mrs. Charley Cole. Mrs
Will Farmer and daughter of Dunkirk
Byram Cole ate dinner with Squire and
Mrs. Thomas FRASER recently.
Mrs. Flossie Williams and daughter
of Muncie, have been visiting relatives
here the past week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dick Ulry who recently
arrived here from the state OF Wash
ingtQn, moved to Modoc Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Morrison enter
ttained at dinner Sunday, Mr.. AMI
Mrs. Link Morrison, Mr.. and Mrs. Jo'
Morrison and Miss Ruby Morrison.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jack Lamb OF Wees
River, Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Rakestraw Q
Losantville, Mrs. Manda Lamb ant
Miss Ida Lamb of Economy, were din
ner guests of MT. and Mrs. Joe LAM
Sunday.
Squire FRASER spent the latter en-
OF the last week in Richmond with hi
relatives.
Sunday morning there was ice on
half inch thick formed during Satul
day night over buckets of water tina
\ were left out doors.
i DIR. Loops have a new piano. H
Is a busy man these spring days. an
thinks music In the home will have
charm for him after q days driv
among his patients.
Several people from WILLIAMSBURG
Carlos City and near Modoc, were her
trading Saturday.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-04-27
HAGERsTOWN. IND.

Hagerstown, Ind, April 27.-Fred
Shumard who has been with the L. l.
G. Co., for the past three years has
gone to Omaha, Nebraska to work In q
machine shop.
Mrs. Frank Petro and Mrs. Lee
Roth went to Indianapolis to attend
the Eastern Star assembly as dele
gates from the local order.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Harris and
son spent Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs.
Charley Miller near New Castle.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. N. Teetor and Mrs.
Horace Scott attended a Christian
Science lecture at Anderson. Sunday.
Miss Goldie Rummel has been visit
ing her sister, Mrs. Jesse Muslin at
Cambridge City and was accompanied
home by her.
w. HI. Porter was at Indianapolis,
Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Mills OF near
New Lisbon were calling on friends
here Tuesday.
Chas. Lester who was recently ad
Judged insane has suffered a hght
stroke of paralysis.
| Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Shock
west of town, son, first child.
| Miss Hazel Yoke has returned from
q weeks visit at Mooreland.
Mrs. Alice Fouts and son Lennit
had as their guests Sunday Mr.. AMI
Mrs. Clarence Fouts, Sam Byrd ant
Lawrence Stricken.
Mr.. and Mrs. AAlbert Gilmore enter
tanned Sunday Mr.. and Mrs. RoscO'
Mendenhall, MIR. and Mrs. Miltol
u Lester and son Eugene.
4 Mrs. Porter Thornburg spent from
Saturday until Tuesday here attend
ing to having their household good
moved to New Castle.
Mr. and Mrs. Allen Fo0ts entertain
led Mr.. and Mrs. James FOuts Sur
day.
Miss L,eota Penwell has returned i
her home q Milville after ! severs
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-04-27
MILTON. IND.

Milton. Ind, April 27.-Miss Carmen
Shank returned yesterday from Wis
it with relatives at Muncie. Her
mother. Mrs. Chas. Shank OF DOdd-
ridge was greeting friends here.
Chas. Hinchman, OF Rossville, VIII
be ArIon Dolls assistant barber.
Elwood Hussey was at Connersville
yesterday on business.
The Milton high school commence
ment will take place at the Odd Fell
lows hall, Saturday evening. The
Rev Thomas Kuhn will deliver the
class address
Mrs. J. L. Wike entertained the Rev.
&c. H. Pinnick at six O'Clock dinner,
Mrs. Wike also spent yesterday with
her sister. Mrs. Barefoot and other
relatives at Cambridge City.
Miss Lula Ward was a Richmond
visitor, yesterday.
Mrs. Earl Doddridge visited friends
at Cambridge City yesterday.
Messrs. and Mesdames Carl Hutson
and daughter, Roy Crull and son, Carl
McNutt and daughter Juno. spent Sun
day with their parents, Mr.. and Mrs
G. w. Crull. east Of town.
Miss Nora Campbell had birthday
Saturday evening. She received
number of pretty post cards remem
brances and that evening was the vic
tim OF happy surprise. A compan,
| of her friends dropped In unannounced
to spend the evening with her. AL
had fine time.
Mr.. Sean received word that his
brother near Brownsville was serious
! ~ i'll.
| Miss Cora Brown, worthy matror
and Mrs. Melinda Barton associate
matron of the Eastern Star are attend
| ing the grand chapter of Eastern Sta
at Indianapolis.
Jesse Dowell, who has been will
his grandmother, Mrs. Needham, i
quite sick His mother, Mrs. Home
Dowell, of Centerville has been carinl
for him.
4 Chas. Hoffman went to Liberty yes
4 terday to look after his npholsterin
work.
j Harry Hunt, who is working 70
Chas. Breese cutting out timber
states that they have still about tw
weeks work on the farm of Carl Wi
liams, near Brownsville.
James Sipple was at Richmond vel
terday on business.
4 Miss Lena Becker received car
from Mrs. Lewis Higinbotham. Of Ho
|, ton, Kansas. She wishes to be n
membered to her many friends here.
Mrs. Rhoda Hunt spent yesterda
with her daughter, Mrs. James bod
ridge. She is still great suffere
with rheumatism.
i Hiram Crook had 9 colt severel
. injured yesterday. It caught its le
in barbed wire fence.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-04-27
PAYING the Doctor.

Some American doctors are In favor
Of the contract system for medical
service, but they are still long way
from the Chinese scheme Of stopping
the doctors salary when the patient
falls ILL The writer knows New
Yorker who says that il ever he Is
threatened with an operation he will
ask the surgeon what 1t Is going to
cost. Then he will hand him the
amount at once with the assurance
that the fee goes whether the operation
comes or or doesn't He reasons that
the doctor will then have no possible
temptation IL 1t comes to toss up
whether to operate or take z chance
New York Press.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-04-27
4 way 70 WOO SLEEP.
Watch . Light Spot on the Wall TIN
Slumber Comes.

Watch Z Light Spot on the Wall I'M
Slumbsr Genes.
! Some months ago friend Informed
me that he was great sufferer from
sleeplessness He had experimented
with ali manner Of remedies baths.
drugs. exercise dieting-but could hnd
no relief. writes Fl. Addington Bruce
in the Delineator.
"How about the spot on the walf
curer' ! asked him.
II haven't heard of that What II
it?'
ITS very simple" told him. yet
very eficacious. presume that some
light from the street lamp or the moon
usually gets into your bedroom7 Well.
where it strikes the wall you will be
pretty sure to ind spots that seem to
stand out wildly from the dark back
ground. Select one Of these patches
Of brightness. one preferably not much
larger than q silver dollar. Settle
down comfortably In such way that
It win be within easy range Of your
vision without straining to see It
Then gaze at it steady.
do not. however. try to stare It out
OF countenance, % to speak. Instead,
let the muscles Of your eyes relax
until the spot appears to have CON
fused outline At the same time. 4
possible, think Of nothing but the one
idea-T am going to sleepy
Before long your eyes will Pegir
to feel tired. and they will gradually
close. Open them and once more gazs
at the spot on the wall Again the1
WIN close. Again open them. Pres
emily you win end it impossible =
open them. and the next instant yol
| win be asleep"
Recently again met him and found
| him full Of enthusiasm
THAT was splendid scheme. SAX
I he. Il sleep like = top nowadays
am asleep almost as soon rs toucl
the bed"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-04-27
CAMBRIDGE CITY. IND.

a Cambridge city,. Ind. April 27.--
lessrs. Ward l. Canaday and Arthur
4. saint Of New Castle. wers visitors
In this city. Monday. - -.
Mrs. Christy has returned to In
dlanapoiis. after . visit with Mr.. and
lGrs. Curt Gosnold.
Mn. Rebecca Wike Of Milton, was
the guest OF her sister, Mrs. Barbara
Barefoot, Tuesday.
M l.. Bowmaster u 20 far improved
after his recent serious Illness, as to
be back 1t his place Of business.
The Rebekah Aid Society will meet
with Mrs. John Guyton, Thursday aft
ernoon.
Mr.. Glen Beeson is quite sick at the
home of her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. !.
~. Falls.
Messrs. and Mesdames George Bah
cock, Charles Wheeler, Ora Wheeler,
Lawrence Ogborn, Clarence Ingerman,
r. M Bales. Harry Bales. VIII Guyton'
Clifford Marson, Fred Hayes, Edwin
Galloway and Miss Glenna May form
ed . theater party to Richmond Mon
day evening, to see the play. Inc
Goddess of Liberty"
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Storch were the
guests Of Mr.. and Mrs. Walter WOOD
Sunday. :, ).
Mrs. Harrison OF Connersviiie, II
spcnding q few days with her daughter
Mr.. Ernest McGraw.
Mrs. Hannah Hamil celebrated hel
eisthy-fourth birthday anniversary
sunday, with q family dinner, TN
guests at which were Mrs. Mary Smith
and daughter and Mrs. John Wilson, 9
Indianapolis, Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Grill
I'm. Miss Harriet Griffin. Joe Moore
and family, H 8. Beard and family ant
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Griffin OF tni'
city.
Lester Sherry and Ralph Retts o
HaGerstown. spent Sunday with Eimel
Wheelan and family.
NM. and Mrs. Walter Wood ana IN
latter's mother, Mrs. Fannie Smith
are contemplating visit to their Oh
home in England, the coming summer
Mr.. and Mrs. p. H. Zehrung Will Gel
citrate their fiftieth wedding anniver
sary Sunday, May first. Friends ar
invited to call informally during tn
afternoon.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-04-27
Perfect Confidence
Rlohmond People Have Good Reason
For Complete Reliance.

Do you know how
To find quick relief from backache:
@ TO correct distressing urinary ills;
TO surely cure sick kidneys.
Just one way your neighbors
know
y Have used Doan's kidney Pills:
Have proved their worth In many
tests.
Here's Richmond testimony.
David Hershey. S16 s. Thirteenth
street. Richmond. Ind. says: II was
troubled for some time by kidney com
plaint and the remedies / tried did not
holp me. Often I was hardly able to
1tralghton on account Of sharp, cut
ting palms across the small Of my back
ana the least exertion or any cold l
cQntr1cted caused the kidney secre.
tt0ns TO pass too frequently. Deans
l1dney Pills. procured at A. g. Luken
G = Cos Drug store. cured me and q,
that time. l publicly recommended
tAsm. now gladly confirm An Their
sa14s - still firmly believe that
. Deans Kidney Pills are . splendid
reunedy for kidney disorders"
1o9 eale by al dealers. Price 81
\ cen1D. rostersltlburn Co. Buffalo,
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-04-27

days visit with lGiss Leora Mccul-
Tough.
Mr.. and Mrs. viii Replogie ent9--
tanned Mrs. III. Hayworth and SON OF
indianapolis Sunday.
Miss Tracy Burr was the guest OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Creek Saturday
night and Sunday.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-04-27

lost fifty pounds in weight and was
almost out Of my mind with pain and
chagrin Is NO matter where tho irrita-
ton came, Ut work. on the street or
In the presence of company, would
have to scratch it until had tho blood
running down into my shoe. amply
cannot describe my suffering during
those seven years. Tho pain. morttn-
cation, loss Of sleep, both 70 myself and
wife il simply Understandable on paper
and ono has to experiences It to know
what it il.
II tried al kinds a doctors and
remedies but might q well have
thrown my money down sewer. They
would dry il up for . little while and Oh
me with hope only to break out again
just ~ bad II not worse. had given
up hope Of ever being cured when was
induced by my wife to give the Cuticura
Remedies . trial. After taking tho
Cuticura Remedies for . little while !
began to see . change and after taking
q dozen bottles Of Cuticura Resolvent,
in conjunction with tho Cuticsra 6oap
and Cuticura Ointment. the trouble had
entirely disappeared and my leG was -
fine ~ the day Was born. Now after
q lapse Of six months with no signs Il Q
recurrence feel perfectly safe in ex-
tending to you my heartfelt thanks for
the good the CuticurA Remedies haye
done for me. shall always recoIn-
mend them to my friends. w. u.
White, 312 e. Cabot St, Philadelphia,
Pa. Feb. 4 and Apr. l3. 1902 =
cuticqs. Re%sasss .rs :ea tsssssesps - .ssse.
q Gars and Ises..sas & q ~ -
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-04-27
A Rabelais Hoax.

Rabelais. being out Of money. once
tricked the police into taking him
from Marseilles to Paris on charge
OF treason. He made up some pack
ages of brick dust and labeled them
..Poison for the royal family. The
officers took Rabelais 700 miles only to
be told at the end OF their journey
that it was April and the affair was
4 hoax, OF course, as Rabelais wa
the privileged wit Of the royal family,
he was forgiven.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-04-27
THE BEST THEY HAD.

Put Il All on Exhibition TO Make .
Good Impression.
The Norwegians are always trying
to put the best foot forward. and the.
do 1t in reference to marriage - well
as In reference to other matters.
It is said that young man once
went out to seek . wife and came to
farmhouse where there was more
wit than money. The only thing Of
which the farmer could boast was one
new sleeve to his coat. This must be
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-04-27
Altoasthsr Different.

Altogether Different.
Suitor-I have come to ask you TOT
your daughters hand. Father-Weu.
the fact IS we are pretty crowded here
rs It is, and Il Suitor-Oh, intend
10 take hee away from home II mar-
n her! Father-Oh. well. In thAt
case But you did give me an aWful
start, my boy.-Boston Transcript
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-04-27
Aloxer,, Quarrel.

4 Lovers Quarrel.
~Helio, Fitzy. Where did yOu gst
that black eyer
..Oh, it was only lovers quarrel
~Lovers' quarrel! Why. your -
did not give you that. did sheT
ssNo; it was her other lover.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1910-04-27

made tne moSx OF. '-rrGS sasS', y ssaa.
he satd Hospitality. 'sBnt this room =
shockinsiy dusty.. ana, % saying. -
went about wipans tahass ard benches
with his now sleeve. While he kspe d.
old oDe behind him.
His wife possessed one new shos
and ono only, but she made tn mose
Of it BY pushing the furniture IN place
with Il and keeping The othsr hidden
beneath her skirtsL .sIt = very untidy
here she SAID. sEverythin8 = cut Of
place"
Then they called - The daughter %
come and put things to rights. But
the only new thing she ponessed was
1 cap. So she kept putting her head
in ut the door and nodding and nod
ding.
For my part" she said. Il can't b
everywhere at once"
Thus they all tried to make tne
young man believe that the household
was well to do.-Detroit Free Press
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Ae SECS Oouhle.

Ne Secs Double.
His name isn't really Guxxler. but
It will answer the purpose. and It u
descriptive. Gux1ler has habit OF
looking upon the wine when It n red,
frequently to the extent that he can
see two bottles where only one exists
Now, Guzzler 10 married. and recently
the stork paid visit to his abode.
Several days after the event two Of
his friends met. and the following
conversation ensued:
Hello. old man. Hear about the
doings over at Guxxler'sf
mo. Another birthday party 2?
Eyes, In q way Guzzier's wife ha.
presented him Wit twins"
How do you know r
How do l know? Well. | ought t
know. Guzzler told me himself"
well. wouldn't place too mucf
dependence ON It You know GuxxleI
generally sees doubler'-New Yorl
Times.
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KNEE TO ANKLE 4
MASS OF HUM0R
Suffering Simply ladescribable =
Had to Scratch Till Blood Ran
Health Undermined from Lack Of
Sleep Gave Up Hope but
CUTlCURA FREED HIM
FROM SkiN-T0RMENT

about seven years ago small abfa-
sion appeared on my right leg just above
Los Angeles herald., 1910-10-14
OCEAN PARK
Circulation Department L. a. T. Depot
Bldg.
Home 4539. Sunset 4596.
LOT OWNERS MAY LOSE
OCEAN PARK PROPERTY
CITY Clerk Receives Notice That
School Taxes Must Be
Paid Promptly

OCEAN PARK, Oct 1S.-City Clerk
Watt has received a notice from the
city clerk of Santa Monica that the
council of that city is preparing to
advertise for sale more than 100 lots
in Ocean Park, which were sold five
years ago for delinquent school taxes
At the time Of the sale, which was
previous to the incorporation of the
city Of Ocean Park, the lots were in
cluded in the Santa Monica school dis
triCt and through a peculiar point OF
law remain in that district
The lots affected are in the Bay
View, Crescent Bay, Golden Bay,
Ocean Park Villa and Ocean tracts
and Short Line beach subdivision No
l. Their owners reside in all parts
of the United States. The majority OF
these have been unaware OF the state
Of affairs and allowed their taxes to
become delinquent. According to a
member of the city attorneys law
firm the city of Santa Monica, which
holds the titles to the lots in trust for
the Santa Monica school board. is
prepared to give the proper deeds tc
the lands in case they are advertised
and sold for taxes. The owners Of the
lots in question would have only the
time required by the city to adver-
tise them for sale in which to redeem
them. The property affected is valued
at many thousands Of dollars.