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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24

We owe a lot 10 the courts OF this
land. Had It not been for a New York
judges stern decree forbidding It. a
Gotham literary society would have
named itself THE Souse Club"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24
Almost Human.

From the Birmingham Age-HeTald.
There must be something in the theory
that animals have the reasoning power
"Yesg'
only the other day. according TO a
news dispatch, a horse chased . chauffeur
and bit him"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24

from PUCK.
Maud-Tom had me talk into a phono-
graph so he can hear my voice while
I'm away.
Clara-How lovely! And he can stop
/ the machinei
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24
All He Has,

About his ancestors he boasts;
For your attention bids.
But that's eXcusable in him
He hasn't any kids.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24

That Death to Americans" yelp now
being heard down in Nicaragua IS q
cry that may bring trouble to some peo-
ple-and not especially 10 the Americans,
either. we fancy
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24

Just as soon as Mr.. Walter Wellman
is able to note a calm in the political
storm, he Will sail grandly across the
Atlantic in his trusty airship Watch for
the big show. good people,
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24

DIR. Cook has found an asylum in
Texas" says a news item The good doc
tor will have 10 produce his Eskimos be-
fore anybody will believe him. OF course.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24

The more Mr.. Loeb thinks it over. the
more he thanks his lucky star. perhaps.
that he determined TO stick to his present
job and not go chasing after guberna-
torial butterflies
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24
Not Always.

From the Philadelphia Record
Wigwag-I hear you are always lucky
at poker
Henpeckke-Well. not always I1met
my wife in a poker game
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24

A gold mine named The Yellow Jacket
is being exploited in Idaho. The man who
named that mine is a sport: the name is
fairly suggestive Of "stung."
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24

scientist claims to have discovered
23.56Io00 germs on the rim OF one re-
Gently used beer glass Some OF these
scientists seem determined TO drive peo-
pie TO strong drink
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24
Mixed.


ENcnanEe
Eila-There are nearly fifty distinct
diseases of the eye.
Stella-The idea
Ella-Yes. the eye. dear
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24

Men are Ike magazines"
"As 10 how?'
Sometimes The back numbers are
worth good deal more than the latest
copies"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24

mo Black Hand letter could frighten
me-"
"oh. well. you're used to being
dunned"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24

There may be no swear words in Espe-
ranto. but if that language ever comes
into popular use there will be a few
coined no doubt
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24

you say you got acquainted with your
wife through writing your name on an
egg?"
Yes; I wrote my name. Sometimes 7
think education is a curse"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24

There Is a cannon on the front lawn
at oyster Bay; but we violate no conf
dence when we say that II Is not Jo-
seph G.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24

Mr.. Roosevelt says Dixie" Is a
bully tune; Mr. Hepburn finds It very
distasteful. Thus again Mr.. Roosevelt
picks the winner n
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24

No matter what happens nowadays. the
Weather Bureau continues to predict
showers"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24

The contributing editor OF the Out
look will now proceed to contribute col
umns OF copy 10 the daily papers FOR
few weeks.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24

Football has again been vindicated. %
says the Savannah News Football has
no trouble accommodating vindications Just
before the season opens.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24

Senator Warner viii retire Not that
the Senator thinks he sees a Democratic
landslide headed in his direction-oh,
dear. no,
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24

ster crop is falling Nobody ever says
the sucker" crop is falling of, however.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24

The Georgia primary elections are over
and the short and uglier word Will now
get much-needed rest in that vicinity,
perhaps.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24
OF Conrsc.

They say a woman always reads
love story backward"
I take no stock in that claim. II so.
the managers would be giving plays with
the last act first"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24

King Alfonso is going back 20 Spain
Spain probably does not care whether
Alfonso ever comes back. however.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24
CHAT OF THE FORUM.
what the Democrnt, yeed

what the Democrats Need.
From the St. Louis Times.
The Democrats now have a perfectly eoui-ped
wilderness and only lack some one % lead them
out Of IL
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24

English narrator. who was present tells
the story In the following descriptive
way: The blazing houses. ships. and
stores, the report Of exploding magazines
and the crash OF falling roofs was one
Of the finest sights to he conceived. The
sky was brilliantly Illuminated by the
conhagratOn. The scene was as striking
and sublime as the burning Of St. Sc
hastian's. Toward morning a violent
storm Of rain. accompanied by thunder
and lightning, came on. whose flashes
seemed to vie in brrliancy with the
flames which burst from the roofs OF
burning houses. while the thunder
drowned the noise Of falling walls and
was only interrupted by the occasional
roar Of cannon and OF large depots OF
gunpowder as they exploded. one by
one"
On account OF Washington being the
seat OF government Of the American
republic its capture occasioned great
eclat on the part OF the British
and much chagrin and indignation
throughout the United States-indeed. the
whole civilized world exclaimed against
the act as violation Of the rules Of
modern warfare. So overwhelming was
the effect upon the people Of the United
States Of the wanton burning and plum
der Of their Capital that party spirit in
stantly vanished. and with it the dissen-
sions which had almost paralyzed the
government, and the whole country was
in motion. II was not long. however aft
er the burning OF Washington that the
war was over and the public buildings
in the Capital City were soon replaced
by substantial structures.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1910-08-24

on August "a occurred the destruction
Of Pompeii in Is. It IS the date Of the
massacre OF st. Bartholomew. in 1872: and
the battle OF Bladensburg. Nd. in 1914.
August p is the birthday OF Letizla Bona
parte, the mother OF Napoleon Q75O); VII
liam Wherefore. the philanthropist
d759) Joseph E. Worcester, the lexico-
grapher G7Si), and William Walter
Phelps. statesman and jurist OSS9). II is
the date OF the death OF Thomas Blood,
who attempted to steal the crown jewels
OF England QsSo). and Napier Tandy. the
Irish patriot tlSOQ.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22
The Stomach and How
To Cure It's Ills, Free

headache and fiatulency than this REM
edy. But I'm addition 20 its laxative
value Il contains ingredients that have
n tonic actica in strengthening ana
invigorating the muscles OF the stomach
and bowels That Is what the majority
need-a tonic laxative But so tnere
may be no doubt about what u VIII 90
I'm your case DIR. Caldwell VIII giadly
send YOU a sample bottle free Of charee
upon receipt OF your name and addreNs.
Then II II pleases you, you can buy
II Of your druggist at fifty cents or
one dollar n bottle. just as thousands
OF others are doing. J. II. Fnnderhurg,
Sansaba Tex, not only uses IL with
good success himself. but gives Il TO
his children. for owing TO its mildness
and agreeable taste there Is no bettr
laxative for children. $. +. Mead. Wau.
coma. Ia. has also found IT good
family remedy.
Dr. Caldwell personally win be
pleased to give you any medical advice
YOU may desire for yourself or family
pertaining 10 the stomach, liver or
bowels absolutely free of charge. Ex-
plain your case In a letter and he will
reply 10 you In detail. For the FREQ
sample simply send your name and ad-
dress on a postal card or otherwise.
For either request the doctors address
Is Dr. w. Il. Caldwell. k.oO1 Caldwell
Monticello. IL.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22
PADUCAH TEAM OF
K. |. 7. LEAGUE
PUT ON IT'S WAY At THE MEET
ING LAST NIGHT.
And Chairman of Board OF
Directors.
40 TROUBLE WITH GUARANTY.

Permanent organization of the
Paducah baseball association was ef-
fected last might, and officers were
elected in whose hands the details
of the association were left. The
meeting was optimistic although
there was not a liberal response of
the fans. Over n hundred dollars
worth OF stock has been taken al
ready, and the club VIII find il easy
to raise the $3.50 deposit for May
as a preliminary guarantee.
When the meeting was called W.
+. Cochran, temporary chairman,
presided over the meeting. and he
read a letter from A. C. Murray on
the reorganization of the Kitty and
also a copy of the Official minutes
OF the meeting in Evansville. Ar
thur f. Bailey was elected tempo
rary secretary.
A slate was arranged and II was
adopted unnamously.W. +. Cochran
was nominated for president in rec
oginition of his valiant services as
temporary chairman but declined. Of
ficers elected are: President and chair
man of the board of directors:R. ID.
Clements; treasurer. George Baker:
directors. Dan Fitzpatrick. W E.
Cochran, George Baker. c. S. Book
walter, and Kennie Murray.
When the question OF raising funds
was brought up Mr.. IT. B. Sewall.
manager of the traction company.
said he would assist financially him
self. and that the traction company
would permit the use OF the ball
park. which is one OF the best MINOR
league diamonds in the country, with
out cost to the association.
1t was left with the directors the
plan of raising money although IT,
was agreed that the association
should be Incorporated as a protec-
tion to the purchasers OF stock. and
that each non-assessable share should
he valued at IS. II will be up to
the merchants and fans of the city
now as the association aud leGgue
have been organized. to see whether
the people really want league ball. It
must be decided favorably or reject
ed by the public by May 1, as on
that date a second meeting of the
officers OF the Kitty league will be
held in Henderson for tn purpose OF
receiving the preliminary guaranae
fees of the clubs. and making the
schedule.
IL is planned for the directors 10
elect the manager OF the team. A.
strong man will be selected. and he
viii be given the right to employ
and discharge players at his pleasure,
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22

More thought is being given to the
stomach today than to any other or
gan. Dieting and hundred other
things are suggested, but the fact re-
mains that we have to eat and that in
the main we are eating the same food
today that has been eaten for hundreds
of years. The point, then, is 10 find
a way of remedying an evil when we
find il. y
There comes a time In the lives of
all Of us when a laxative is necessary.
only with some this requirement oc-
rurs more frequently than with others.
But whether the occasion is FREQUENT
or rare q Is important that YOU take n
simple natural remedy. The farther you
get away from the man made tablet or
pill and the salty purgative water the
better. You want something that COM
bines the virtues OF a laxative and
tonic, something that Is sure In It's
effect and yet pleasant TO the taste.
a remedy containing earth-grown veg
etables and plants. Such Is DIR. Cald-
wells Syrup Pepsin. now for nearly a
quarter of n century recognized
household friend in thousands of homes.
The world affords no better cure Tor
constipation and liver trouble, for IN
digestion and sour stomach. Tor SICK
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22
Strength and vigor Restored

rlarveIIous Cure Effected. Doc
tor Perlie of the u. 5. Navy
Z Prescribed Duffy's Pure Malt
Whiskey For His Mother and
Ii Restored Her to Health.
Two years ago | had periton-
tits and after recovery | had indiges-
ton of the worst form. l tried all
kinds of medicines and tones that
did me no good. was so weak that
| staggered while walking the streets.
My son Doctor Perlie of the u. S.
Navy ordered me TO take Dufy's
Pure Malt Whiskey. ! took one
bottle, but as other Physicians dis
couraged me l gave il up. After a
while l again concluded to try the
whiskey and used four bottles. IL
cured my indigestion, my strength
and physical vigor were restored and |
am now in perfect health. l Can
safely recommend the whiskey as a
certain specific for indigestion and its
1912 Pacific Ave, Atlantic City, NJ.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22
DISAPPEARS SUDDENLY.
Poslam Makes Quick Work Of Skin
Disagreement.

BY taking a small part Of the skin
mhich is alected with some blemish,
such as pimples, rash. blotches. ETC.,
or which is unduly inhamed. itching
or chafing. and applying thereto a
small quantity Of poslam sufficient
only to cover the selected surface.
an immediate demonstration may be
had of the remarkable properties of
this new discovery and enough pos
lam for the purpose will be mailed
free of charge TO any one, upon re-
quest. by the Emergency Laborator-
les, 32 West 25th street, New York.
The spot so treated will be cleared
and healed In twenty-four hours.
Poslam puts a stop to itching as
soon as applied, and its readiness in
healing these small surfaces and
minor troubles is but an indication
OF its rapid action In curing eczema,
letter, scabies, etc, on hands. limbs,
scalp or any part OF the body. As
the quantity necessary to use varies
with the nature OF the trouble, pos
lam is put up in two sizes. one for
50 cents (for minor uses) and the
regular jar at 50. Both are always
on sale at Gilbert's and X. w. Walker
& Co.'S. also other drug stores.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22
Go To Richmond.

Eddie Brahic and Alonzo Hedges
have gone TO Richmond, where they
VIII be given a tryout In the Blue
grass league. Brahic Is backstop
who has played with some fast in
dependent teams. and II given a fair
opportunity should make good.
'Skeets" Hedges. who reached the
American association before his arm
went bad. IS twirling in good shape
this season, and IL his arm does not
fan him, he Will be able TO feel the
bluegrass batters with his puzzlers.
Recently Hedges pitched in a local
game here, and his curves broke with
the same mystery of years ago.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22
Shiny Wants ON.

Among the many applicants for
positions on the Paducah ball club
1t Charles MeGill. better known to
fandom as shiny" McGill is "A
southpaw pitcher and outhelder, and
played with Paducah during the clos
Ing DAYS Of the league. When IN
condition he was good player.
in the bunch OF applicants are
players who can cover any position
On the team. and some are careful
60 say that they have brothers or
cousins in the big leagues. evident
y trying to impress the promoters
that baseball ability is catching.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22
FARMERS IN PANIC.

Danville. Ky. April 22.-Farmers
in the district between Hedgeyllle
and Hubble, In Boyle and Lincoln
counties. about ten miles north OF
this city. are in panic. following
the discovery That Eve miles Of the
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22
Cradles Raised.

The cradles OF the Illinois Central
railroad incline at the foot OF Camp
bell street we're raised yesterday af-
ternoon. and today trains were trans
ferred for the first time since the
storm last week. While the cradles
were disabled the passengers and bag
gage were transferred on the tug.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22
SENT BACK TO BALLARD.
Prisoner Wanted mt Wicklihe Turn.
ed Over Yesterday.

Cairo. H., April 22.-Sherlff Nell
lis received from Governor Deneen
the first papers 10 be served by him
since his induction into Office In a
requisition matter. A prisoner nam
ed ]. S. Dunn. who was wanted by
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22

Wickliffe authorities as a fugitive
from justice would not return to
Kentucky unless Governor Wilson OF
that state issued a requisition upou
Governor Deneen. This was done
and the prisoner was turned over to
Sheriff Crice OF Ballard county.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22

telephone line between the two
towns had been destroyed by night
riders.
All the farmers in that section
are raising tobacco and the citizens
fear wholesale raids. The men who
cut the lines rode In rubber-tired
vehicles.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22
New Train Between Paducah and
Memphis

over n. c. & st. l.. r r., COM
meneing Sunday, April II. Leave
Paducah 2:30 p. m, arrive Jackson
1880 p. m. arrive Memphis 10 p. m.
Returning leaves Memphis a. m,
Jackson $3.50 a. m, arrive Paducah
1910 p. m. This gives double daily
service between Paducah and Mem
phis. F. L. Weiland. City Passen-
ger Agent, 430 Broadway.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22

Mr.. Boss Jackson, of Jacksonville.
Fla. is visiting his parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. John S. Jackson, of Sixth and
Adams streets. This is Mr.. Jack
sons first visit home in several
years.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22
Harvard Night Wins.

Annapolis, April 22.-Harvard's
varsity eight bested the navy by two
and a hall lengths over the two mile
course om the Severn. The winning
time was II minutes and II seconds.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22
To Drive Out Malaria
And Build Up the System

Take the Old Standard GROVES
TASTELESs CHILL TONIC. You
know what you are taking. The for
mula is plainly printed on every bot
tie. showing 1t is simply Quinine and
Iron in a tasteless form. and the
most effectual form. For grown peo-
pie and children soc.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22
Myers; Curtis, Brown and Graham.
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Cleveland shut Out.

Cleveland. April 22. - Cleveland
celebrated the dedication of their
baseball park by being shut out by
Detroit. 6 to o.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22

As manager he will also be secre-
tary OF the board OF directors.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22
BASEBALL NEWS
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Champions win First.

Pittsburgh, April 22.--rhe worlds
champions won the opening game OF
the home season from St. Louis, 8
to 4. Wilson In making a sensational
one hand catch in right field went
over on his back and was severely
injured internally. Mayor Magee
pitched the first ball. Last years
pennant was raised
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22
At Milwaukee.

Milwaukee 49,. .........
Kansas City e. -. ....
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22
At st. Paul.

81. Paul -. ............
Minneapolis .. ...... ......
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22
At Columbus.

Columbus e. ............ :
loledo $50 ..... ............. !
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22
Duffy's Pure Malt Whiskey

has to its credit fifty public service IL the result
careful work and absolutely dstaton of carefully matted
Overworked delicate sok children will
Dufys Pure Malt Wkey the health and
them. Il wonderful remedy the
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
At Louisville.

Louisville -. ............... Z
Indianapolis .............. 3
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22
Cubs Defeat Cincinnati.
Brooksyn Shut Out.

BROOKLYN April 22.-Moren shat
out Brooklyn with only two hits and
scored the only run.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22
Boston Defeated.

New York. April 22.-4Marquard's
pitching and Doyl,s's hitting were the
features.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22

Batteries =. wilhelm. Barger and
Bergen; More0l and Doom.
The Paducah evening sun., 1910-04-22

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The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1910-01-26
NOTICE TO CUSTOMERS.

We the undersigned BARRIERS Of
Sumter do hereby agree that on and
after February 1st our price for shaw
ing will be Is cents.
This advance in price has been rem
dered necessary by the advance in
salaries of workmen, in rent, fuel
and everything else, and it is impos-
sible to pay expenses at 10 cents
the price in effect for the past fifteen
or twenty years.
(Signed)
r. X. BROWN,
J. T. EDWARDS,
LEVAN & ROBINSON,
w. H. STRANGE,
A. G. COOPER.
1-13-W. & S. until feb. Is
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1910-01-26
SERIOUS BOILER EXPLOSION.
Four Men Injured at BOyle's Saw Mill
At Sc0ttsville.

The boiler explosion at Mr.. Sam
Boyle's saw mill at Scottsville, four
miles south Of Mayesville, which oc-
CURED at AIS Thursday afternoon
was quite serious affair and at
least one Of the victims is probably
fatally injured.
The accident was due to carving
Ito pounds of steam in a boiler that
was supposed to be capable of stand
Ing a pressure of only 80 pounds. The
governor refused to act, and when
the pressure ran up an attempt was
made to fix 1t, but while one of the
hands was at work on the governor
the explosion occurred. The boiler
was entirely demolished by the force
of the explosion and fragmnts were
scattered over a space of three hum
dred yards.
The following were injured: Mr..
Sam Boyle. badly bruised and scald-
ed; Joe Simpson, white, badly scalded
and skull fractured; injuries prob
ably fatal. Boss Simpson, white,
scalded and bruised; Lawrence Low
ry, colored, bruised and scalded; A.
j. Hancock, slightly bruised.
Except Mr.. Hancock, all of the in
jured were employed at the mill. He
was passing the mill and stopped
there only a few minutes before the
explosion.
The wounded men were taken to
Mayesville Immediately and their
wounds dressed