The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1910-12-27

n & ~ nobDled IN plach' hitu
stood old man Honder-
son. lust ready to lap en- up again.
AZ the family stood back, half doubt
Ing. old man Henderson pinched the
widow on the elbow to see II she had
been hitting the pipe
Come on, Amt you going 10 KISS
mo mother" said Bill, as the loYelisht
came again into the eyes of Mrs Nish.
"Thoueht / was dead? Thought l had
inst come back for something TO cat
| WHY. honey, you big old doll oapy'
i've come back with fortune Kiss
/ me again and hear me tell you that
VIC are going to move into the CITY.
| into the West End, into Lee District
right on Monument Avenue, in the big
white house next to the END. the
! astors could build a fortune on bear
skins. why can't the Sklllits build one
on rabbit hides? And mother, Just as
| soon as you can join the SuftraGette
| League society VIII lift you in Its arms
and trot you in"
Even She Had To Faint.
| Overcome with emoton-and the
| thought of breaking in. too-the DUN
barton widow permitted the colonel TO
! catch her in his arms as she proceedea
to faint. When he had been Literally
helped to the corn, Bill loosened up
| with the talk.
Get out your pencil, Bud, ne said,
as Mrs. Nish stroked his hair and
smiled because he had really come nack
with the goods,
.'Pa, can't go to the university
meekly asked Peter skillit, the half
University of cobenhagen for
| yours" was the fathers reply. But
| no promises to-day. All you've got 10
do is TO write what you want on
| slip and slip 1t to me. Now aviate
out to the hangar and see what I've
saved from the wreck
That left only the old folks in the
room Doll baby said BIZ 10 ms
wife. reach UP there In that fur coat
! pocket aud get yourself vanity Dag
.lIt's a swell piece of stuff. l told
| pala-faced guy in pale-faced jewelry
! store TO fix me up something line Tor
n lady. How about a gold vanity bag
studded with diamonds and rubies? ne
! said. as he showed me one with pock-
/ cts in II like my old rabbit hunting
coat. There was a place for powder
and shot and some paint, which Is Just
4 the color that you get from drinking
/ rye highballs. Take it from me. doll
baby: it's what you'll need on the ave-
nue..
Married Kings Widow.
"Oh. never mind where I've been.
I1,va discovered new North Pole, only
III, wasn't surrounded by fields of pur-
nile ice. but the pole that CLEANS and
! glltters with gold. UP there In that
happy land they made king of me;
thev dined me and danced me; they FED
/ me and Toasted me, and then--noW, doll
/ baby. don't throw fit-they made me
| marry the dead Kings widow, so |
could sign the checks. They dressed
me in purple robes and sat me down
| in a bootblack stand of gold and tod
/ me to rule. When the royal barber
shaved me he lathered my Whiskers
with champagne. They drove me about
the streets paved with gold in a motor
| car made of pure radiun
1. What sort of a looking woman was
that Queen?" asked Nish, when she
got her breath.
/ "a wonderful woman, gorgeous
i creature mother" said BILL Is his eyes
/ sparkled, .but a jealous cat jealous
/ cat. She was tall and slender. She
4 told me to send for
i. !. !.
\ " - my friends and
knight them. AS we
IN SGNh sat in the royal pal
AeH%REA ace told her that I
{, rSATNNnA IA would make William
y @J EHWJk Tansy our poet lau-
wv = HHWXD reate; that | would
4 ~ @ dress Chris Manning
W. in golden tights and
wa make him master Of
Ia val ceremonies;
S@Sss that William Pom
dexter Quale would make dandy
Prince of Pilsen and Ber Owen a duke
of dukes and Morgan Mills the Lord