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The Detroit times., 1910-07-05
THE TOUR OF A SMILE.

Ny papa smiled this morning when
He came downstairs. you see,
At mamma, end when he smiled then
She turned and smiled at me;
And when she smiled at me l went
And smiled at Mary Ann
Out in the kitchen. and she lent
IL 10 the hired man.
So when he smiled at someone whom
He saw when going by,
Who also smiled and ere he knew
Had wrinkles in his eye,
So he went to his office then
And smiled right at his clerk
Who put some more ink on his pen
And smiled back from his work.
So when his clerk went home he smilet
Right at his wife, and she
Smiled over at their little child
AS happy as could be;
And then their little child, she took
The smile TO school. and when
She smiled at teacher from her book
Teacher smiled back again.
And then the teacher passed on one
To little James Mcbride,
Who couldn't get his lessons done
No matter how he tried;
And Jamesy took IL home and told
How teacher smiled at him
When he was tired. and didn't scold,
But said: Don't worry, JIM!
And when 1 happened TO be there
That very night at play,
His mother had a smile To spare
Which came across my way.
And then / took IL after while
Back home, and mamma said:
Here is that very selfsame smile
Come back with us to bed
Ladies' Home Journal.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05
HONESTY OF MEN AND WOMEN

Mark Twain was honored by multi
tudes for his qualities "a man, ana
for nothing more than tor his chival-
rio. almost Quixotic, honesty. But
this he disclaims for himself In an
anecdote printed in The Forum. III
his own words:
Accordingly, instead OF paying 50
cents on the dollar and getting a Legal
auittance, he paid 100 cents and dled
an honest man. -
Put was IL really necessary Tor MIN
TO be so very honest as 10 take away
his own character and eYe 1t to MS
wife? And he phrased II SO that he
seems to have ranked masculine hon
esty below feminine. How about mat
very important matter? Is everybody
agreed that women are more honest
than men? How many women would
have done what Mark Twain dld,
withou; or with the inspiration OF
their husbands? or, having done so.
how many would have uttered words
like Marks in his posthumous tribute
TO petticoat morals? To put matters
ooncretely, let us suppose that a lady
telephones TO her grocer to send ner
a bottle of pyro, and that he sends
"Old Grow" and charges for pyro,
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05

Would the ladies all pay the higher
price? Or would they say that tne
grocer had made enough out OF them
in various grocer's ways, and that the
little windfali would be accepted? Are
men or women, honeste- about paying
their car fares when the conductor
does not make a personal demand
What is The proportion of male and
female shoplifters? These exciting
questions are doubtless better suited
10 cooler weather, but Mark Twain IL
posthumously responsible for throw.
ing this apple Of discord in this GU {.
rent week.--New York Times.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05
GETS $32, 1000 IN COIN
FROM HIDDEN GRAVE
Hammonds Sandy Farm Not Much
for Crops, Bat II Has Made Him
Suddenly Rich.

LAUREL, Del, July 5.--Asbury
Hammond has dug $4,000 in gold
and silver coin out of grave on his
farm I'm the last week, and all his
neighbors are busy ploughing over
their own fields In hope OF similar
windfaiI. The local bank has taken
the money and given Hammond full
credit for IT. so that there can be no
question OF the value of the lind. Ham
mond was a scrub farmer whose land
barely supported him
This sudden access OF fortune came
when HIS plough point struck a brick
taiift in a sandy Hill. lie got a pick
and opened the vault. AS soon as he
recovered from the horror of seeing
skeleton there ne went inside. A
hak OF coin lay at the skeletons head
and another at the feet One of them
contained Spanish and American gold
and silver worth $4,000, and similar
confonts In the other were worth $751;
900 The coin looked new, although
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05
HISTORICAL.

Capt John Smith was about 10 be
executed. Pocahontas rushed forward
and spread herself protectingly over
the palpitating bosom of the paleface
Just as Powhatan raised his knob.
studded war-club and the assembled
aborigines raised a shout.
Let 'er go, professor" they yelled,
and the operator. Of the moving pic.
ture camera began TO turn the crank
Puck 7
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05
THE JUDGE sYMPATHIZED.

NJ. Barbour. the eminent French
lawyer, who died recently, was well
known as an after-dinner speaker and
had a wonderful fund OF good law.
court stories. Perhaps the best of them
is the conversation which NJ. Barbour
declared that he overheard in the lob
by outside the divorce court one after
noon.
We'll, how did you get on?"
"SplenGidly | got my divorce and
care of the child. The Judge was on
my side, You know"
"A friend of yours"
'Well-not a friend exactly. H
used to be my wifes first husband. -
From NJ. A. p.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05

tho latest date on any of It was 1921.
Hammond at first took only one bag
to the bank. When he appeared with
the second the news Of his luck had
spread and all his friends wanted IN
hear about It. Since then hundreds
OF people have gone out to his farm
TO look at the grave.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05
A SENSE OF SUPERIORITY.

How many times have you been
arrested?" asked the Court.
"A good many" replied Flooding
Pete. but only for small offenses. Il
never git pinched for violatin' dc
speed laws or failin' TO blow a horn. -
From the Washington Star.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05
A WAY OUT.

How would II do. anyway, TO declare
war on some nation. beat 1t unmerci-
fully, and then give 1t the Philippines
as final punishment?-From the
Richmond Times-Dispatch.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05
TODAY IN HISTORY.

Usually July 5
has been observed
in this country as a
suitable day TO
rest up, but this
was not the case In
1914. July 5 OF that
year Gen. Winfield
Scott crossed over
into Canada. lie
found IL en- expen'
sive trip. General
SCOTS losses were
due 10 meeting a
section OF the Brit
ish army at Chip
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05
Train Robbery Fashioned.

Eventually robhing the poor Indian
may become exciting enough to make
train robbery only hot-weather di.
version in the west.-St. Lonis Post.
Dispatch.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05
TWO MINUTE VAUDEVILLE
WHAT
EVER WOODY
KNOWS.
BY FRED scHAEFER.

Slap What the who could get up In
morning?
who could get sleep?
Tbnd: he's a right he's policeman
able money?
bette
Thud why but they wouldn't let him
finish doesn't need
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05


for their lives
mouth congressional literature nteT'le%
documents inspired publicity and all the
means the political trade
MAKE making beieve-and are trying TO make
believe:
/. Roosevelt policies have not Intentionally
That Roosevelt wllo K. the Taft record,
with
That Balmger has discredited
public not his former
That the and
will turn and for the G. o. P --.- ~, -.
about Brother Henrys connection
of contributed
bad features by La Toilette and the pro
That the tariff downward
explained to
ling to tariff the trusts
tariff commission
economy has superseded the reckless extraVa
gance of the previous Administrator T. 49,. u.aoo.,
13. redeemed
Cannon will reelected speaker
makeb
fall under heads
the politician is rather hard TO
Taft His life has CT happy fairy
elbow ready which Office
poputy he believe FAIRIES? o.
gayy of to Beverly happy In his
lmake-b these things are true
Is
Yesterday Today the world is round
We positive through the tail of Halys comet
Ia-n Did We? s. .,,-- =, 49,
Ev morning the locomotive beat the horse
automobile the locomotive
this evening perhaps the aeropane VIII outdiS
Ycs we are all of but tell how this
and tha POLITICAL question benu besetted The ner
SCHOOL nripcinaI makes president mothers The
could
edit the
better the editor himself ~ 4" ~
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05
OPIUM SAUSAGE STUFFING

ingenious Smuggling Scheme OF
Chinaman Detected.
SAN FRANCISCO, July FIN
searching the baggage of a Chinarnan
just arrived from the Orient n cIs.
toms inspector found among the
CelcstiaFs effects what appeared 10
be a string of sausages Investigation
proved the innocentlooking Frank.
furters' contained more than four
pounds Of opium, valued here at $500
Using bis spurious sausages as
links in their chain of evidence. the
officials will try to sustain charge
of smuggling against the IChinaman.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05
A FINANCIAL ExPEDIENT.

Back-from Elba club was in session.
WI a fund.-" asked
chairman amid
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05

ed a few times and appears to
to have been lucky get through the ropes.
The colored end o a shade the best of it.
The most remarkable feature of this affair in told
California get Reno the public
interest
Every meeting place capacity by those who
eager get every Of blood to speak
persons jammng John and Farmerst
reaching Grand River and WOdwdaVes stood for nearly three
hours in the hear the report by rounds from The Times building
turned the hour the sporting department
fighting spirit Americans
mind you.
Why be pnspOken and correct and charge to the
BRUTE
Because other black, we hear.
true PRIZE FIGHTERS and for
part fail o discern any distinction
fighting spirit hear about is the that
which sent the Boys lne-this
American spirit something like 100000
heard the crack
Johnson the
besng into jelly while threw hats the years
later n Reno, if could do it.
people fight fighter
snng idea this writing that they love fighter
better fight the white fighter top
There was little cheering result
The ground
an spirit should deny him full credit
As for ourselves we are glad they fought glad glad
johnson won.
We are glad public
papers and the publics reading
Champion all division of
the brutal pastim prize fighting
certain death.
will be compelled again the
"Iife would-bes
literary lights country
be called supply fpage stories to satisfy hungry public by
recording fighter training
will be immune from scareheads
opinions psychologists JfH ihumOr and Johnson
capacity for chicken
indeed gentle reader not the that is blame
newspapers approve MURDERS print
details because the public wants them.
There of for printing the of murders
publicity deterrent effect
kept o. developments the training camps
We claim little credit however for having overdne the
editing the bales copy for that which important
printed concerning the fight the sport page
printing Rues
phool lessons
and Sunday school wanted
reading and the for that
lind grocer keeps than soap
newspaper prints only what it compelled print
The blame with the reading public.
to go say pleased that
Johnson
Perhaps get people direction
lin themselves for instance
What grand thing would for the country
this scrap could be aroused around election
improved order of thng-say cheaper living instance
improved things could bring by way
Washington people could nhused question whether
discarded principles and ideals could back"
improvement would there there preiu.
dice which against this ooOred champion against that
our government which off coor9
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05
Fv>>~ssdfAe@::r'~a@-4Ra~~~~
MADE A FEW APPROPRIATE REMARKS

did father
self in hand wi a
Johnny: bankblank blank
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05

II hear Sis COW has gone dry"
'Is that so, Hiram
Yes, his lazy son has been milkin
her with a vacuum cleaner"
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05
Tuesday. July 5.
1910

Members OF the West Warren Resi-
dents association:
am glad that you. with the rest
of Detroit. are In your right mind
in this matter of honoring the day
that gave US our birth as a nation|
You have shown that IL Ia possible
to have a patriotic time without kill
ing or crippling anyone. A list OF
floats Is better than list OF fatalitiet
as a sign of the survival of the
spirit OF 1776.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05

The largest incubator in the world
Is In Australia. II matches 1000 eggs
at a time.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05
Sane Fourth a Fine Start
In the Right Direction
Leaving Only 364 other Days to Be
wrested From More or Less
Insanity.

i insanity 800 than list Of fatalities
spirit nda Of ITS sno ,om,w,,, .sv.r.,
test of true to have these Fourth of july
Of o % snd aSsn D U Warren section ~ ooud
etins place in
in this pee
they upon
This isn't thee usual hn or Fourth OF July aory blu. the liberty
Ss '2 s @ Gs s d down. ts ps y pns Ss
spoken OF and the person spoken to-
concentrating release FROM ingshp
T % THANK
aS% our we have caught the spirit OF anssnt and
take heart % has been G m the ght direction , us kp thu
TO be made s safe and ss auSG e restless a '
by % saH well to y ss the ses and %Ss Of
sysn the 5 @ on s sns wh MSn
S % o ' a ss Ge F @ s motor naes sr or
out the life Of $50 some Snfort1nats Hrenn
be balance
against security and
use our '''S''
T sng 1ps @ @ %
Snsss s s great % than n 3 rss
%fS city %' day and brilliantly aurins by night
1p wnss s @ %
@ y hs n s.% aGs nS an v s
81 Is
%s,:
sane Fourth is ft occasion making this
parenthood
children
on disgrace and death
sro"Ihs OUT Oh
we ,rultase Oh
for health
wealth. anu energy goes only ih
eHe vi punishment VI attempted cure
~
homes
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05
We Are More Than
Pleased the COlored
Fighter Won at Reno

Perhaps Now We Can Get the Peo-
pie Interested In Some other
Dlrectlons--In the More
important Contest That
Is Going On In The
Great Ring, For In
stance.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05

pewa creek, where they fought like
Chippewas and Creeks mixed.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05

II seems Jeffries could not come
back"
For a year and half that was the
question.
ITO be or not to be-" as Bill Shake
speare put it, was still the form, as II
were, and Jeffries was.
The supremacy of the white race
was Knocked through the ropes, jolt
ed a few more times, and appears to
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05
OBSERVATIONS

during the tnere ns
played Of makebeHeVe
whooping mouth congressional literature interview
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05

test Of patriotism have these Fourth Of July
and by the backwards and vacant lots OF community From what kno
Warren
this without FORGETTING But there
citizenship
in this
II they them make noise liz
sacrifices let
make a burnt Offering OF alley refuse
bell vain citizens
spoken OF and the spoken to-.
The Detroit times., 1910-07-05

campaign documents, inspired publicity al
means known to the political trade
They are making believe-and are tryin
the country believe:
/. That the Roosevelt policies have not in
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-10-24
PECULIAR BRUNSWICK CASE,
We'll dressed Man, Who Doesn't Know
Where He Lives, Detained.

Brunswick. Me-, Oct. 23-(SpeciaD
A curious man has been brought to
the police station here. He seems I'M
able to tell anything about himself and
answers all questions put to him po-
litely, but in vogue evasive way.
For two weeks the police have been
hearing reports of him, always appear
ing peaceable but acting in a peculiar
manner. A week ago Chief of Police
Colby saw the man and advised him
to leave town. This he did, going, ii
is thought, to Freeport, but immedi-
ately returning
Early this morning Ira Crosman,
who lives on the Portland road, saw
him and informed Chief Colby, who
this afternoon located him in the
woods
He was brought to the station where,
after eating an enormous supper he
was questioned carefully by the Of
ficers. The man gave his name as
Jack Thoe but the police do not think
this is his right name They could
find out nothing as to where his home
is. He is man slightly over so, over
Is feet tall, with about three weeks
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-10-24
For Aged People
o'd Folks Should Be Careful in TheiI
Selection Of ReguIative Medicine.

We have safe dependable and
altogether ideal remedy that is par
ucularly adapted to the requirements
OF aged people and persons of weak
constitutions who suffer from consti-
PATTON or other bowel disorders. We
are so certain that it will relieve
these complaints and give absolute
satisfaction in every particular that
we offer it with our personal guaran-
zee that it shall cost the user moth
ing II it fails to substantiate our
cialms. This remedy is called Rexall
Orderlias.
ReXall Orderlies have soothing,
healing, strengthening, tonic and reg
uiatlVe action upon the bowels. They
remove all irritation, dryness. soreness
ana weakness. They restore the bow
els and associate organs to more Wig
orous and healthy activity. They are
ea'en like candy. may be taken at
any time without inconvenience, dc
no' cause any gripping. nausea. diar-
'noea, excessive looseness. t1atulence
Ut other disagreeable effect. Price Csc
ana loc. Sold only at our store-The
i'e&aii Store. John Coughlin.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-10-24
AMUSEM ENTS.
Rogers. GriIIey Entertainment.

These famous musical and humor-
Gus artists who appear in City Hall
tomorrow evening are sure to be a
pronounced success, for the worth and
charm of their entertainment has
been proven by many seasons of prac-
teal experience. The combination
long since gained foremost position
among the few standard attractions
Many years of enthusiastic effort have
enabled these gentlemen to produce a
program for the amusement-loving
public that not only provides pleas
ure, but conforms to what is best in
art. From the harp classic, with
which Mr.. Rogers opens the program
followed by a group of representations
by Mr.. Grilley, the listeners are car
ried through a series of artistic eff
forts in the realm of pathos. humor
and music, until the closing number
leaves the audience wondering if it is
really true that such a delightful eve
nings entertainment has been given
by company of only two people.
Every season finds these entertain
ers with fresh novelties and striking
selections added to their expensive
repertoire, so they are always able to
present an entirely new program at
each appearance. Probably this has
much to do with that notable fact
concerning their continued reappear-
ance in some of the strongest and
most conservative courses in the
United States. such as New York
Brooklyn, Baltimore. Chicago, Cleve-
10 nd
San Francisco. Washington and many
others. Today they are furnishing
one of the strongest, most unique and
thoroughly delightful entertainments
in this field of work
Reserved seats are now on sale at
Burns Drug Store, Augusta, and J. c.
Whittier & Co.'S. Hallowel. Prices
soc. and 75c.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-10-24
Social Club Meetings

The Susanna Wesley Society will
meet at 7.30 o'clock this evening al
the church parlors.
The Claiming Guild will meet at 2
P. M. Wednesday, with Mrs. Hiram
Pishon, Winthrop street.
Meeting of the Curtis Daughters
Monday evening in the parolrs OF
Penney Memorial church.
The Roger Williams Club will meet
tonight at 100 with Miss Ethel Gar
side. No. 1 Pine street.
The Murray Club will meet at the
usual hour this afternoon with Mrs
H. E. Goodrich, Grove street.
The Woman's Board will meet at .
o'clock this afternoon with Mrs. w
F. Russell, School street.
The Armitage Club will meet at 2.3C
this afternoon at the Memorial Parish
house, Mrs. Fuller and Mrs. Tracey
will entertain.
The annual meeting of the Mems
Club of the Unversalist church will
he held in the vestry at 40 this eve
ming. full attendance is desired.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-10-24
Pierce.Carter.

Wilfred E. Pierce and Mary E Car
ter. both of Augusta were married Sat
friday evening at the home of the
brides parents, 5 Cross street. Rev.
Charles G.. Mosher, pastor of the Pen
hey Memorial church was the officiat-
rig clergyman. The full ring service
vas used Gerald White was best man
md Ruth White was bridesmaid The
'ooms had been very prettily decorated
for the occasion by the young friends
of the bride and presented an attrac-
tive appearance. Refreshments and a
reception followed the ceremony Many
presents show the esteem in which
bride and groom are held. Among the
)ut- of town guests were: Mr.. and
Mrs. Warren B. Pierce of Belfast, Me-
Mrs. George Brown. Gardiner and Mr.
md Mrs. Stanley Moore, Winthrop
I'm and Mrs. Pierce for the present
will reside at 5 Cross street.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-10-24
Goinq on Hunting Trip.

The Portland Sunday Telegram says
Or. Heber Bishop of Boston will en-.
tertain for a few days this week a,
his hunting box, Harmony Lodge.
Clearwater. Governor-elect and Mrs
Plaisted and Mr.. and Mrs. Levi Will
liams of Augusta.
Mrs. Plaisted is an expert shot. and
as the bird hunting is good in the
vicinity of the Bishop camp it is ex-
pected that she will bring down good
string of game.
DR.. Bishop has planned special fea-
lures for the entertainment of his
guests, however. Saturday evening be-
ing devoted to a reception to the
townspeople and invited guests from
Pennington, the shire town of the
county.
Monday morning at daybreak DR.
Bishop and his male guests will follow
the hounds.
Tuesday will be woodcock and part
ridge day. the settlers and pointers be-
ing brought into service.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-10-24
BREAKS UP COLD.
Thousands Are Using the New Meth.
Cd With Wonderful Results.


Cut out this prescription Madam: you
are the one that must look after the
health of the household. ad you are the
,ne in these days of high prices that
must manage things economically.
someone in the family may have hard
cold This winter: 1t may be in the head,
nerhaps in the chest.
I, matters not where: here is some ad-
vice and a prescription that will break
-, any cold in a few hours. and without
taking harmful drugs or strong drinks
into the stomach.
First of all. look after the bowels The
tongue will show whether the liver is
.;oht or not. If the bowels need atten-
zion. a good dose of castor oil made
tasteess with little orange juice will
do the trick. although any reliable ca
tbartic will do.
Then try this economical treatment
into q bowl of boiling water pour tea
iiph.o.me) cover both head and bowl
Mn Mn a towel. and breathe deep into the
lungs the soothing, healing vapor.
breathe this vapor for five or ten min
,tes until the head feels fine and clear.
then 20 to bed and sleep soundly until
morning.
hattie of HYOMEI costs 80 cents a,
pnuditch Webster & Co.'S and drug.
lists everywhere. A complete outfit
which, includes hard rubber pocket in
haIer With which you can breathe It any
time or place. costs only $1.00. 1t is guar.
anteed% to cure catarrh. coughs, colds,
sore throat and Group, or money back.
Sold and guaranteed in Waterfalls by
The Dorr Drug Co.. and in Gardiner by
Jackson Bros
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1910-10-24
SAGADAHOC.
RICHMOND,

Progressive Grange held one of the
best meetings of the season Friday
evening. About 40 members were
present. After the regular business.
an enjoyable program was given:
Music by the choir: reading by Miss
Otto; piano solo by Vera Hartford !;
question. What do you think of the
woman who closes the blinds and
shades to shut out the sunshine to
keep from fading the carpets?" Broth
ers Ward, Merrifield and Lancaster
told the most comical thing they saw
at TOpsham fair; music by the choir
Two applications for membership We're
received. The First and Second de-
grees were worked on five candidates.
Mrs. Mary Is. Price, one of the grand
officers of the Grand Chapter. went to
Bcwdoinham Saturday evening to visit
Electa Chapter. o. E. S. Several
from Mt. Carmel Chapter from Rich
mond attended.
Fred Lewis and family, who lhave
been spending the summer months at
their home on Swan island. have re-
for the winter
Frank D. Reed and J. w. Randlette
were in Portland Wednesday to at
tend the annual session of the Grand
Lodge of Odd Fellows. Mr.. Rand
lette went as delegate of Richmond
Lodge and Mr.. Reed as delegate
of kennebec Valley Encampment to
the Grand Encampment. Other Odd
Fellows who attended were M. G.
Buker. r. A. Osborne. and DR.. F.. B.
Peabody.
Mrs Frank Blake is i'll at her home
ON Front street.
Emeth Royal Arch Chapter con-
ferred the M. M. degree on two candi-
dates Friday.