davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-06-19

bAARGAINs EVERYWHERE. SEE Ts
New Era Realty Co. PA Judge blds.
ypoIoi
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-06
HORSE TRADER
WON'T TESTIFY
You Wouldn't Believe Ne, Says
Arthur McGrory, Accused of An
other Crooked Horse Deal

Alumu McGrory. the horse dealer
whose transactions have brought him
into court ON many occasions, appear
ed as defendant I'm Justice OTIS court,
Friday. in a case brought against hita
by William III. Hill.
It'll claims that McGrory represent
ed himself as Harold King, OF lngham
county, and sold him horse that had
been doped until II was risky and ap'
parontly In good condition. The dope
wore OF after Hill had driven a few
blocks. and he then demanded his
money back
When McGrUy was called on 10 tell
his side OF the deal he refused 10 ties
tify
m is 10 use for me 10 take the
stand. he said You are prejudiCet
against me. and wouldn't believe me
anyway IN bring the horse down
heYe and lei YOU see it,
DO YOU think IL can walk this far
the justice asked
Well il ~ can't walk I'll bring II
down in an ambulance.
The horse will be produced next
Thursday and The justice will take a
drive.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-06
BEING FUNNY is REALLY
VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS
ELSIE JANIS.

Being funny is serious business
sometimes, when YOU are wearing a
liver pad, for instance or feel like
wearing one. and many people in your
audience feel the same way" says
Elsie Janis. who comes to the Detroit
Opera house next week in The Fair
Co-Ed
no two audiences are precisely
alike: but. from New York 70 Labra-
dor, Monday is the funny mans day.
Monday audiences. and Thursday
audiences too, come 20 the theater
in an all-right.if-you-thinkyou.can-
help.me-feel-bette spirit, and it's
rather serious business 10 start them
laughing. II means work. and real
hard work Once started, though they
forget 10 be sorry for themselves.
Ever man in the country who has
ever tried To be funny has run up
against this Monday frappe. psy-
Ichologist once told me that Sunday
did IT, ! suppose he meant that stay
ing at home Sunday gave everybody
crouch and made them get ont OF
bed Monday morning a bit off the reg
ular key. But the serious side OF be-
ing funny never gets real inning
until a coincidence tries her trick on
the members OF an orchestra, who sit
right under the foOtlights and dare
YOU TO make them laugh.
Once funny man gets an audi
ence laughing it Is his own fault II
ne loses them An audience is exact
ly like & violin--it can be played on
by the adept. but the amateur can
get nothing but wailing from IT, II
YOU make a comedienne self-conscious.
as a chilly audience Will YOU ruin her
effectiveness Immediately. and then
there is an echo on both sides Of the
fOotlights
But, after all. tho one who is real.
ly and truly on the serious side of
making people laugh Is the playwright.
a man like George AIDE, who has got
to study the psychology " n laugh
and then intrust his brains 10 other
people, for many times he will see
his humor ruined by misinterpreta-
ton or by such little thing as a
wrong infection This summer / saw
wellknown librettist at work. lie
seemed 20 get his ideas when he was
living down Almost every time
looked az him he was either just
throwing himself on his lounge or
lust getting up In the intervals he
nursed a big yellow pad. and at times
he would write furiously. But,
whether he was lying down or writing
on that pad, he was working all the
time and he was the most serious
man ever knew in my life
Did Won ever know a humorist who
didn't look as sad "a II he had just
lost his best friend There were Bill
Nye and Artemus Ward. for example.
They could make the world laugh, as
AIDE IS making the world laugh today.
but they have grown sad in the effort
to iRstiu a little JOY in this tough old
world
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-06
Dnffy's Pure Malt Whiskey

!. an absolutely pure distillation OF matted
Grain lis palatability and lis freedom from
iniuriors substances render il 50 that It can
he retained bv the most sensitive stomach
II has been used with remarkable results IN
the treatment Of consumption pneumonia
grip. coughs colds malaria, tevers' stomach
fronble, and all wasting and diseased condi-
tions. O,I
Chemist Head is on the label and over me
cork is an engraved seal BE certain lHe
seal is unbroken. Sold by druggists gro
GERS. dealers or direct, $50 large po't =.
Write Medical Department ne Duny
Malt Whiskey Co, Rochester y !" lot
doctors advice and valuable medlcai doom
let containing testimonials and common
sense rules for health, both sent Tree.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-06
NORWEGIAN UNIVERSITY
DECORATES ROOSEVELT
Honorary Degree Of Doctor OF Pn''oS'
cphy is Conferred Upon Former
President at ChristIana.

CHRISTIANIA. May 6.-Anothef
university degree was added today 70
the long list tha- already decorates
Col Rooseyelts name. when the Nor
wegian university gave him the honor'
AIRY degree OF doctor OF philosophy.
The colonel visited the university AZ
noon and the degree was conferred
before a distinguished group OF Nor
wegian educators Aside from this
Roosevelt spent his last day in Chris
tiania. In what he called a Reunion
with his family with whom he said.
ne wished 10 get Better acquainted.
Al the colonels request several feat
ures planned for today were aband-
oned
The colonel and Mrs Roosevelt took
long walk. during which they visited
the Norwegian sculptor Nigland, who
is under commission TO make statue
typical of the Norwegian residents OF
North Dakota Knowing that Roose-
welt was familiar with this type. the
sculptor called on him for suggestions.
RooseI cit urged Nigland 10 make the
statue typical OF the western ranch
man OF America.
Roosevelt's throat is still bothering
him and he received second treat
ment from a Christiania specials.
Most OF the afternoon was spent be-
fore an open CRATE fire at the palace,
Roosevelt and King Haakon chatting
like college classmates
There Is no denying the fact that
Roosevelt has taken a great liking TO
Haakon. whom he considers TO be
intelligent, progressive and Demo-
cratic. In side remarks the colonel
has indicated that the Norwegian ruler
is more nearly his own kind than any
ruler he has met in Europe.
AT 6 o'clock the RoCsevets left IN
a special train furnished by the king,
for Stockholm They will stay aboard
this train until the frontier is reach
ed. hen another special train tender.
cd by King Gustaf OF Sweden, VIII
take the party 10 Stockholm.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-06

wealth of Australia will be taken next
year.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-06
GOV WARNER BLAMED FOR
MIXUP ON MOTHERS DAY DATE
Failed TO Make Proclamation Fixing
May 6, AS Time-Will Be OBJ
served Here May 8.

Through an error in dates the OBJ
seryance Of Mothers Day in Detroit
and Michigan, will not occur until
Friday, May 10. although in every
other state in the union, Friday, May
s, is the day observed II appears thar
Miss Annie Jarvis. Of Philadelphia,
with whom the idea Of Mothers
Day originated. decided 10 make the
annual date the second Friday IN May
for the school children. and the sun
day following for the churches This
year. however, May ], falling ON sun
day, brought the second Sunday on
May 8. ana the proclamation was is
sued from Philadelphia to observe
that day and Friday. May 6. in the
schools. so as to have the dates as
close together as possible
when May was decided upon. my
sister, Mrs. Hermann, who wrote the
Mothers Day Hymn and who is an
intimate friend Of Miss Jarvis, com
municated witn every governor IN the
union, and received assurance in a
written reply that they would make
official proclamation 20 that effect,
with the exception OF Governor
w VI All'niSnAis llbili NibAA nv
acknowledgment OF the letter was
received in any form whatever" said
Miss Minnie Diederich, the we'll.
known Detroit musician when the
fact was drawn to her attention that
Supt Martindale had set aside the
second Friday instead OF the first Fri
day AT my sisters request ! talked
with Supt Martindale about the day
and thought he understood the change
that had been made 10 the first Fri
day for this year, and supposed that
this was the day for the observance
I'm our schools am sorry to learn
OF the mistake as IL means that
every other city in the country will
commemorate May g. aud Mich
gan not until May 10.
The Mothers Day Hymn, which
Mrs Hermann wrote, has been adopt
ed as the national hymn for the day
and will be sung throughout the land
In the schools and on Sunday i'm the
churches The wearing OF n white
carnation will further mark the spirit
OF Mothers Day
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-06
Children Cry
FOR fLETCHER'S
G q 9 . F "a

job Prtptios done right. Time.
Printing Co, rs John R-st Call Main
1898 or City 1855.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-06
One True
Medicinal WhiSkey
Beware of So-called
Ones Limit tions

z Unscrupulous dealers mindful only OF
their profit and caring nothing for the health
OF their patroaS, ave offering for sale low
grade mixtures. which they tell YOU are is
good as" Dufv's Pure Nal, Whiskey,
some go 50 far IS TO Try 10 make YOU be
lieve IL Is Duffy, Pure Malt Nhiekey.
These cheap connections are ioisted on me
people with The intent to deceive.
When a remedy has been before the pub
Inc ior more than hall century. has been
prescribed and used by the best doctors and
in prominent hospitals, and has carried the
blessing OF health into So many thousands
Of lumcs as Duffy's Pure Malt Whlskey
has. limitations are bound 70 arise hey
NAV initiate the bottle and label only-no
ono can imitatc The contents
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-06
BOARD OF REVIEW THROUGH.
Estimated That Increase in Assess.
ment Will Reach 100000.


In a special meeting OF the common
council Thursday evening the report
OF he board OF review was received
and the TAX assessment rolls Tor 1910
We're confirmed The assessors Office
force Will now spend several weeks
in adding mp ana checking the assess
ments, and il will be- some time IN
June before the total assessment Of
the city is known.
Estimates ~ the increase in valua
ton over 1909 are placed at $4,000
GOO by all The assessors This vii!
make the taN rate FOR this year about
the same as for last year.
The board ~ review learned that
tho Michigan Bonding & Surety Co,
which furnishes saloon and other
bonds is protected by a special state
Iav as that It cannot be assessed on
lbs full capital stock. the reserve OF
uontaxable bonds held by the com.
rany 10 protect It's bonds being
charged OF against its stock
u consequence. this concern IS As.
sessed AT only S2750
30 defense was made by the ID. l..
r against the addition OF $3.50 600
to its assessment due TO the expira
Uon of some OF its franchises and
the expiration OF the agreement
whereby a percentage OF gross 70.
cipts was paid In lieu OF taxes.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-06

Is "cuea humbug but is made for just one purpose-o
the weaknesses painful disorders and irregularities the
womany organism. 1t is
TIE ONE REMEDY for these ailments, sold
by druggists, devised and gotten up by
regularly graduated physician of vast expe.
rience i'm treating wOnran's peculiar diseases
and Is carefully adapted To work i'm harmony
with her delicate organization by expes
rfeHced and skilled specialist i'm her maLadieS.
TIE ONE REMEDY for wOman's ailments,
sold by druggists, which contains neither az
cOhOI (Which to most women il the rsnkest
pOiSOn) or other injurious habitsfOrnliHQ
drugs.
THE ONE REMEDY for women the cOmpOsif
perfect and good that IFS makers are not afr
every ingredient, i'm plain English on its outside
and attest the correctness of the under %
its users into their fnH confidence and warran
i'm prescribing it i'm their worst cases which they
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-06
D j. Campau Sued.

Daniel j. Campau was in Justice
OTIS court Friday defending an ac
ton brought by r c Burrows. a man
ufacturcr OF window screens. who
sued for $40 Burrows manufactured
the screens for residence erected
ty the defcndan, in Crosse Pointe,
which burned down Campau claimed
The house was destroyed before il was
completed. and while sim i'm the hands
uf the contractors He claims Bur
rows should look TO the contractor for
mis- money
Justice or withheld his decision
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-06

foolish of
nothing Therefore
Endorsement
schools
and r.
and that
medical world will
French
o auyw
s o fmaing only
coated, tiny granules take a candy.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-06
DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription

Is no "cure-all" humbug, but is made for j
cure the weaknesses, painful disorders and
womanly organism. Ii is
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-06
POLICE PICK UP SUSPECTS.
Trio Of Alleged Piekpockets Held
Pending lnvestig cation.

Harry Golden, Of Toledo. George
Dahschue, of Cleveland, and George
Bronson. alias Robinson. were ar.
rested Thursday afternoon by Detcc
tive Wilkinson and Precinct Detective
Martin They are said TO be clever
pickppekcts and the police allege that
they are members Of a gang thar has
been working on street cars I'm De.
t1oit They are held i'm the first pre-.
%nct station. pending an inyestiga
lion
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1910-05-06

Nv means OF a special system OF
electrical ventilators an Italian naval
designer has succeeded In doing away
with tunnels on torpedo boats The
government is keeping the details Sc
.cTCt.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-05-18

Miss Fannie Mason is attending the
musical festival in Atlanta.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-05-18
CLOSING THE DOORS.

CLOSING THE DOORS.
have closed the door on Doubt;
/ viii go by what light can find,
And hold up my hands, and reach
them out
TO the glimmer cf God in the dark,
and call:
Il am Thine, tholgh ] grope and
stumble and fall
] serve; and Thy service is kind.
have closed the door on Geor.
He has lived with me far too long.
If lie We're to break forth and reap
pear.
] should lift my eyes and look at the
sky,
And sing aloud, and run lightly by;
He will never foll,w a song
have closed the door on Gloom.
His house has too narrow view.
must seek for my soul a wider
room,
With windows TO open and let in the
sun,
And radiant lamps when the day is
A., a.. ,-'.,.... 80 a., ,,...,, ,,.,.,.i,,..
1'''' Wv, I,.an,I, Wv 10
Ia - ,,a,-ao,,,,o,,
10
mi. pot, ,,,,i"n4 - o.on,;n.. :
'"''' ''','', ~ ~ o.o' i4"9' -
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-05-18
A AND SOCIAL

lier friends viii he PLEASED 10 know
that sac is greatly improved in health.
Z.
The d. y. R. viii give reception
to the Philathea Union during me
convention next month. The lecep-
lion will be given at the Osiethorpe
and viii be peasant affair.
\ gentlemen and ladies quick lunch
room Will be conducted under the
management Of Mrs. julius May in ule
vacant store next to Mayor Hopkins.
It will be for the benefit Of the Syn
a2Ogua.
Mr. and Mrs J. p. Abrams and
daughters, who went over TO Savan-
nah in their house boat a few days
ago, have returned and win leave in
a week or ten days 10 spend the sum
mer at Hollywood.
Mrs Thomas SuG'oW and little son
have arrived from Washington to
join Nh Sudlow, who was recently
elected to the Office of city electrician
They are pleasantly located on Nor
Wich street.
The birthday party of little Miss
Madeline Dickey yesterday afternoon
at the home OF her parents Mr.. and
Mrs. II. II. Dickey, was a most pleas
ant one About twenty little. misses
We're present and enjoyed the after
neon.
4 pleasant feature OF the Knights Of
Pythias grand lodge convention sched-
uled for this evening, is a dnace to he
given at the Oglethorpe hotel. The
orchestra of the Grand opera house
will furnish the music and dancing will
commence promptly at nine o'clock.
"
Much interest is centered in the
Fernandina trip Friday when the cast
of The Worsted Man, accompanied by
many OF their friends, will go over
to present this attractive play in that
city. The Atlantic will leave Friday
morning at 1890 and will leave Fer
nandina at II p. m. Fare for round
trip will be $40 The public is in
yited to take advantage of the trip.
The Ladies' Aid Society of the Bap-
fist church, will hold a social session
Monday afternoon at the Sunday
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-05-18

Some very difficult cases OF eye
sight have been successfully treated
by DR.. kennon Mott the specialist. One
case was blind with perulent con-
junctivitas and after weeks treat
ment, the doctor saved the sight. No
case is too difficult for the doctor to
handle successfully. Bad sight or
headaches from esthanopia or eye
strains is completely cured and ease
and comfort given by the Doctors COR
set testing and fitting of glasses. DR..
Mott is ant 10 be called away on pro
fessional business any day and you
will save expense by calling TO see
him now.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-05-18

school rooms. The feature Of the af-
ternoon viii be a silver shower for
the orphanage at Hapeville All the
ladies OF the congregation are invited
to attend and each is requested to
bring silver quarter for the show
err. Refreshments will be served and
a pleasant afternoon is assured all
who attend.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-05-18

. to s doses "666' will cure any case
of Chills and Fever. Price 25c.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-05-18
Effective May IS, 1910.
tCaily Except Sunday.)

Special every Wednesday evening,
June first to August first, leave Bruins
wick soc d m, leave Ocean Pier
1890 p. m.
Special steamers to connect with
Sunday excursion trains.
No freight taken on $50 trip to the
pier.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1910-05-18

Watch Harper's ad.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-05-08

bring the world to feel about US al we
feel about ourselves,
Craftsmanship is a science and it is also
an art. There is a certain fund of knowl-
edge relating TO the profession of sales
manship, and q certain lot of principles
by which the salesman, consciously or
unconsciously, works. which amount to a
science. By the art of craftsmanship L
mean the actual practice OF selling
goods-the actual calling on customers,
the displaying OF samples, the presenta-
tons Of selling arguments, the taking OF
orders-the application in business life OF
the knowledge comprising the science
Between the science of craftsmanship and
the art of selling there is much the same
difference as between studying law in d
university and practicing it in a court
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-05-08
6N Investments
VANISHING POLYNESIANS.
Strong and Handsome People Lit
orally Rotting Away.

From the Pacific Monthly.
OF all the inhabitants Of the south seas,
the MarQuesans wene adjudged the
strongest and the most beautiful And
now all this strength and beauty has de-
parted, and the valley Of Typee is the
bode of some dozen wretched creatures.
afflicted by leprosy, elephantias:s and
Melville estimated the popu-
lation at two thousand. not taking into
consideration the small adjoining valley OF
Ho-o-u-mi. Life has rotted away in this
wonderful garden spot, where the climate
is as delightful and healthful as any to
be found in the world. Not alone We're
the Typeans physically magnificent;
they were pure. Their air did not con-
tain the bacitli and germs and microbes
of disease that fill our own air. And
when the white man imported in their
ships these various micro organisms of
disease the Typeans crumpled up and
went down before them.
When one considers the situation. one
is almost driven to the conclusion that
the white race flourishes on impurity and
corruption. Natural selection. however,
gives the explanation We of the white
race are the survivors and the descend
ants of the thousands or generations or
survivors in the war with micro-organ-
iSms. Whenever one OF US was born with
constitution peculiarly receptive to
these minute enemies. such a one prompt
Iy died. Only those OF us survived who
could Withstand them. We who are alive
are the immune, the fit-the ones best
constituted to live in g. world Of hostile
heterogeneous. The poor Marquesans
had undergone no such selection. They
were not immune. And they, who had
made a custom of eating their enemies.
were now eaten by enemies SO misrosco-
pic as to be invisible, and against whom
no war Of dart and javelin was possible
On the other hand. had there been a few
hundred thousand Marquesans to begin
with, there might have been sufficient
survivors to lay the foundation for a new
race-a regenerated race, IL q plunge into
fostering bath of organic poison can
be called regeneration.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1910-05-08
Fruit Safe From Frost.

Although frost has formed in low places
in the Shenandoah valley during the
past week. it has not caused much dam
age to growing vegetation. Fruit growers
declare that the fruit is now too far ad-
vanced to be injured by May frosts. They
committee Of the Baltimore Confer
ence. Methodist Episcopal Church South,
met in Winchester this week and arrang-
ed the program for the annual sunday
school convention, which will be held in
Roanoke June IA.
Judge Haas of the circuit court of Page
county has refused to remove the mayor
and town council of Shenandoah City, as
requested by number or taxpayers
holding that the case was not within the
province OF his court. "A petition alleged
that the mayor had been drunk and dis
orderly, and that vacancies in the council
had been filled without legal procedure.
George r, Dellinger Of Edinburg died OF
pneumonia few days ago. He was
Seventy-one years of age.
Mrs. Rosena Atkins obtained an abso-
lutte divorce a few days ago in the cir
cult court Of Page county. She was mar
ried Immediately to John Poe Judd of the
same county.
Samuel J. Stouffer a farmer living near
Chewsville, who had been subject to
spells Of epilepsy for number Of years,
committed suicide this week by hanging
himself in his barn with piece or wire.
e. c. Henshaw, recently appointed post
master at Martinsburg. w. Va. has been
confirmed twice by the Senate. After the
first confirmation Senator Scott is said
to have had the Senate's action rescinded.
as charges of pernicious political activity
had been preferred. An investigation ex-
onerated Mr.. Henshaw. His nomination
has Just been confirmed again.
The Jefferson county court has before
it fifteen applications for liquor licenses
tan in ChareS Town. three in HarperS
Ferry and two In Shepherdstown. Being
near the Virginia line, the Charles Town
saloons have large mail order business,
as many towns in northern Virginia. are
dry"
Walter J. Rider. business man of
Charles Town, w. Va. and Miss LillfOn
Bentell Of Philadelphia were married
few days ago at Harpers Ferry by Rev.
J. 2. Collins at the Catholic Church.
Mrs. Margaret Jane Bush, member Of
an old West Virginia family, died a few
days ago at Williamsport otter a. hnger-
ing illness. aged sixty-four years.