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NOTICE T. r. 3. No. So.

Meetings of the order. on and after
February 8. will be held in the Fan
Hall. instead of Pythian Castle, as
heretofore.
Martin Combs, Pres
Ethel Jones. Secy.
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NJ. r. HARLAN

VI. X. IiAItLAN
Secretary
Corporate SeaD
Territory of Arizona. County of Co
chise. IS.
Before me. w. ID. Kinsey, Notary
Public in and for the County of Co
chise, Territory OF Arizona, on this
day personally appeared NJ. X. Har-
lan. known TO me to be the person
whose name is subscribed to the fore
going instrument as Secretary. ami
acknowledged TO me that he executed
the same for the purposes and consid-
GRAFTON therein expressed.
Given under my hand and seal Of
office. this 18th day Of September, A.
| L. 1908.
| (N p Seal)
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, tory OF Arizona, at Phoenix. Anzons,
and a copy thereof duly published in
newspaper at said Cochise County
as required by law and certificate
of such publications thereafter duly
filed with the said Secretary as re-
Quired by law.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, we have
hereto set our hands as President and
Secretary of the BISBEE. ARIZONA
GOLD and COPPER MINING COM
PANY and hereto affix the Corporate
Seal of said Corporation. this 18th.
day of September. A. ID. 1909.
Attested by
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W. H. BROPHY,
NJ J CUNNINGHAM.
L c. SHATTUCK.

Territory of Arizona, County of Co
chise, SIS.
Before me. w. X. Flora, a Notary
Public in and for the County of Co
chise, Territory. of Arizona, on this
day personally appeared w. II. Bro.
ply. NJ j. Cunningham. and L. c.
Shattuek. known to me to be the 5er-
sons whose names are subscribed 20
the foregoing instrument, and ac-
kncwledge6 to me that they executed
the same for the purpose and consid-
GRAFTON therein expressed.
GIVEN under my hand and seal of
Office this 22nd. day of January, 1910.
lNotarial Sesl) w X FLORA.
Notary Public.
My commission expires July 3. 1911
Filed and recorded at request of
Z. E. Ellinwood, Jan. "a, 1910, at 9
a. m. in Book 6. Interpretations. at
Pages 81. 3S and 80
Territory of Arizona, County Of Co
Bisbee daily review., 1910-02-01

Enough for several days treatment.
Enough to prove to you conclussveiy
that il is the moss marvellous remedy Tor
catarrh. the pleasantcst, safest, most
soothing and healing method for the
treatment Of this foul disease
-Kondon's Catarrhal Jelly is applied
directly on the raw surfaces.
REDUCES the thickcned membranes,
stops abnormal discharges. clears the
nasal passages for easy. natural breath
= fug. and permits the air to pass through
4 the Lungs over healthy surfaces.
Il That is the logical way to cure Ca
tarrh-Dr. KondoE's way.
You would not apply salt water 10
wound-nor spray IL with violent Eeci'
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This Instant Relief FREE?
propnetors.

The blessed relief that even the Tree
sample will bring you will encourage
you 10 continue It's use until complete
cure Is effected.
You cannot afford to neglect nasa,
catarrh even in its earliest stages IL
will not get better of itself Neglect OF
cold in the head opens the way for the
attack of the catarrh germs
Over 10. 600, 900 packages of this won
derfuI remedy have been sold in Is years.
Thousands have testified to its merits In
unsolicited letters. Read this:
Seattle. Wash
Gentiemens-f have had a bad cold and
catarrh IN the head for months ] have
Bisbee daily review., 1910-02-01

l. f. LEE.
President.
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WAR SCARE
IS DENOUNCED

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by PAAISIANS

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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-28
Stingy Queen Bess.

Every one who ever aid anything
for Queen Bess seems to have been
left with a bad debt on his books. So
we find an unfortunate John Conley
writing to Sir Robert Cecil that for
the last two years he had been sutton
for 600 for ''beeveS for the army and
complaining that unless some order
be taken shall be undnne." Sir Ed
ward Hastings. after spending his life
in serving the queen. had to pawn his
Wife'S jewels and beg her ma jeSty ito
bestow something upon me in this my
latter age" So badly was the fleet
that beat the armada; proviSioned that
Francis Drake had to seize at Plym-
outh ninety bags Of rice. and the I'M
fortunate owner. after ten years
waiting. was refused payment. rice
being an extraordinary victual not al
lowed for the navy" Nor did common
soldiers fare better. The chief ankle
ty of all Elizabeth's ministers ought
in her view. to have been how to save
most money.-London Telegraph.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-28
The Sninnino Mule.

Samue! Cromptun. boy of sixteen.
copied the best. features of the spin.
ming machine invented by Hargreaves
and Ark wright. added to them some of
his own and. after three months of
anxious and secret experimenting. pro-
duced the first spinning mule. so called
because it was a kind of hybrid be-
tween Hargrea YES jenny and Ark
Wrlght's water frame. The raw ap-
prentice lad was. however. no match
in cunning for the cotton lords. who
soon found ont the secret Of his new
machine and shamelessly robbed him
OF the fruits of his ingenuity Many
years afterward. it is true. they used
their influence to secure for him par
lament grant of $4,000. but be was
then broken hearted and disappOint-
ed man. to whom the money came too
late to be of any real service.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-28
Weiqhinq Machines.

Weighing machines and scales Of
some kind were in use 1900 B. c.. for
it is said that Abraham at that time
weighed out" 400 shekels of silver
current money. with the merchant to
Ephron. the Hittite. as payment for
piece of land. including the cave and
all the standing timber lin the field
and in the fence" This is said to be
the earliest transfer OF land of which
any record survives and that the pay
ment was made in the presence of
witnesses. The original form of the
weighing scale was probably a bar
suspended from the middle. with
board or shell suspended from each
end. one TO contain the weight. the
other to contain the matter to be
weighed The Steelyard was probably
so called from the material of which it
was made and from it's former length.
1t is also known as the Roman bal
ance and is of great antiquity.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-28
Ha Saw She Saw II.

As the man who writes little items
for the paper sat getting himself fitted
with a pair of shoes the other day he
saw this happen. A woman was get
ting waited on by clerk who wore
on the third finger of his right hand
diamond twinkler weighing at least a
carat and quarter. He hadn't al
ways worn a ring Of that sort. 1t was
new to him He took a great deal of
pride in his new ring. Oh. how it
spanked when the light was just right.
Once or twice he got so interested in
twisting it around on his finger with
his thumb 10 position where it would
be most easily noticed by the woman
customer that be forgot to finish lac
ing up the shoe she was trying on.
But he had succeeded in bringing
the jewel to her attention. She had a
sharp, leathery. SutfragettiSh face and
a disposition to speak right out on
things
Il see it," she remarked in a refrig
Grated tone ITS very pretty and at
tractive. You wear it with a good air
of abandon too. | admire it exceed
ingly. After you've finished toying
with it wish you would go ahead
and show me something else-some-
thing with not quite such a narrow
toe."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-28
His Turn Came,

Ben Davis defeated President Madi-
son for election to the Virginia house
of delegates after Madison had left the
White House. old Davis, who seldom
wore coat. was sitting on a rail fence
on the roadside in Greene county one
morning when young man dressed in
dapper fashion and evidently from the
city passed by.
Good morning." said David, with
the proverbial Virginia politeness.
10 this the stranger paid no atten-
ton. In few minutes. however. he
came to fork in the roads and was
evidently in doubt which way he
should 90. He retraced his steps to
where Davis still sat on the fence and
asked him with great politeness if he
could tell him which way led to STAN
ardsville. Davis made no reply.
Twill you please tell me-" the young
man repeated. (which road l take to
get to Stanardsville?'
"You can" said Davis stolidly, take
any id road you please" Popular
Magazine.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-28
Eating For the Love of it.

Pawlow has given epicureanism in
eating strong scientific support, and
many of Horace FIetcher's ideas find
orthodox justification. The first rule of
dietetic conduct. according to Fletcher.
is to eat only when one is hungry and
to eat only the things from which one
anticipates enjoyment. He also teaches
that one must eat in the way that
gives the greatest sensual pleasure
that is, by thorough chewing and tast-
ing; also serenity of mind, pleasant
surroundings at meal. congenial
friends. pleasurable conversat ion-in
fact. everything that adds to enjoyment
aids digestion. In other words, the
process Of digestion furnishes a beauti-
full illustration Of the influence of mind
upon matter. The inspiring stimulus
is not mechanical. but psychic The
preliminary essential to the orderly as
similation of food is the keen desire
for it.-McClures Magazine
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-28
The Human Riddle.

Oneof the strangest problems of our
inexplicable nature is the choice of
evil and the rejection of good. even
after long experience has proved that
misery and evil are Synonymous. Vir-
tue. it is true. does not always exempt
from sorrow. but crime must ever be
wretchedness. Hope loses it's balm.
and fear acquires a keener sting. The
present is anxiety. the past remorse.
the future is despair. and yet the way
ward man drinks the bitter cup when
the sweet is offered to him and launch
es his boat upon an angry sea, where
storms attend bis course and ship
wreck terminates his voyage. rather
than glide down the smooth current of
a tranquil stream where peace pilots
him on the way and happiness waits
him on the Exchange.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-28
A ParadoxicaI River,

On the African shore, near the gulf
of Alden and connecting the lake of
Assal with the main ocean. may be
found one of the most wonderful riv-
ers in the world. This curiosity does
not flow to but from the ocean toward
inland. The surface of Lake Assal
itself is nearly 100 feet below the
mean tide. and it is fed by this para
doxical river. which is about twenty
two miles in length. 1t is highly prob
able that the whole basin which the
lagoon partly fills was once an arm
of the sea which became separated
therefrom by the dunng Of loose sand
The infiowing river has limited VOL
ume. being fullest. of course. at high
tide. and has filled the basin to such
an extent that evaporat ton and supply
exactly balance each other.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-28
Tho Tern, "Bullv."

The term bully in the days of Shake
speare had quite different meaning
from that which it has at present. be-
ing an expression Of endearment and
good fellowship. Some suppose that
the word. when it is used in approval.
is derived from the Dutch boel or Ger.
man buhle. which stands for the Eng
lish lover. The harsher use of the
word is. however, to be traced to bel.
low, the root of bull. with a signi6-
canoe Of noisy clustering.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-28
His Maternal Grandma.


A devoted father after a days alb
sence was met by his two little sons.
Have you been good boysw
Silence.
Have you been good boys?'
mo. papa: l called grandma a bad
word," said fve-year-old. turning scar
let
rs it possible? What did you call
your grandma?'
II called her human being"
The father. with a mighty effort,
maintained his gravity and closed the
scene decorously. Il must forgive you
for once. but remember if you ever call
your grandmother human being again
| shall have to spank you"
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-28
A Frank Reply.

A kind local lady went to Columbus
to distribute helpful literature to the
convicts in the penitentiary
What are you in for. my poor fel-
low?" she inquired of the first prisoner
she saw.
because can't get out" he an
swered. Then she moved on to the
next cell.-TOledO Blade.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-28
Chilly!

"My dining room is the hottest place
on earth. | wish knew what to do tc.
cool it,"
Did you ever take a friend home to
dinner when your wife didn't expect
tt?"-Buffalo Express.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-28
Stated a Fact.

do you see the horizon yonder
where the sky seems to meet the
earth?"
Yes. uncle.'
boy, have journeyed so near there
that couldn't put a sixpeuce between
my head and the sky
"Oh. uncle. what whopper"'
''lt's fact. my lad. | hadn't one to
put"-PearSOnS Weekly.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-28
CLOSING the Incident.

Pulsatilla-Your latest young man.
hear has written a play or two. Has
be produced anything yet? Euphorbia
Yves: the last time he called be pro-
duced diamond ring.-Exchange.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-28
If He Has Sense.

Singleton-ls a man safe in getting
married on fifteen a week? Wedmore
NO. but he's comparatively safe from
getting married. Boston Transcript.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-28
A Matter Of Vision.

marie. didn't see the baker kiss
ing you this morning?'
MADAM herself is the best judge of
her eyeSight. Mele.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-28

The true aim of art is to embody
mans thought concerning nature.-W,
NJ Rossetti.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1910-10-28

The greatest homage we can pay to
truth is to use it.-Emerson.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-04-24
NATURALLY BASHFUL.

MANY happy marriages have been
made on short acquaintance; never
theless, it is unwise to recommend
very short courtships as a general
rule. a writer in Tit-BitS relates an
instance of the extremely brief WOO
ing of a certain English maid who
had gone to America. One morning
she appeared before her mistre.s 5
and announced that she had named
the day and would become a wife at
the end of the week.
Are you going back home, them"
the lady asked.
"Oh, no, ma'am; it's an American
gentleman" replied the maid.
But" demonstrated her mistress,
you've only been here a fortnight.
That's no matter. He wants the
wedding to be on Saturday."
"But can't You get him to post
pone the marriage just little till |
can get another maid?"
"Well, ma'am, I'd like to oblige
you, but, ye see, don't feel well
enough acquainted to ask him to do
that"
Los Angeles herald., 1910-04-24
TROUBLE FOR HUBBY.

AT a recent tea party, where the
fare provided could not, by any
stretch of courtesy, be termed pala-
table, a guessing game was insti-
tuted, and the winner was asked
what she wanted as a prize.
She greatly Aattered her young
hostess by requesting a slice of the
very bad cake which had been served.
"Why did you ask for that stuff ?"
a disappointed and still hungry youth
asked her. "You know very we'll it
isn't fit to eat"
Il have a definite purpose in
view," answered the young lady,
carefully placing the piece of cake
where there would be no possibility
of her forgetting it. II mean to
make my husband eat tiff neces-
sary. to force it down his throat,
erumb by crumb, and thus convince
him that somewhere in the wide,
wide world there is an even worse
cook than he imagines his inexperi-
enced young wife to be."-Tit-BitS.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-04-24
JUST 4 LITTLE DUBIOUS.

UNCLE SoLoN WINsLow had Sc
cured a succession of four ad-
mirable wives, all of whom had been
removed from the scene of their
earthly activities by one cause or an
other within a period of twenty
years.
Uncle Solon's weddings had grown
to be so much a matter of course
that when, after a year of widow
hood, he announced his approaching
fifth marriage, one Of his neighbors
said, "Well, Solon, l s'pose they
seem pretty natural to you by this
timo-weddings, | mean"
This one WON'T" said the pros
pective bridegroom, "for old Parson
Frost's off on his three months leave,
You know, and he's never failed to
tie the knot for me.
Il said to Susan that l didn't
know as 'twould hardly seem like a
wedding to me without him, but she
said to me that twas her turn TO
choose this time, and she intended to
start out with young Parson Corner
over to the Center, and if he did
well she guessed that she'd stick to
him.
"She didn't explain what she
meant" added Uncle Solon, thought
fully, "but it sounded kind of omi-
nous to me. ."-Yonth's Companion.
Los Angeles herald., 1910-04-24
LONG LIFE ASSURED.

VIsIToR-You must have a re-
markably efficient Board of Health
in this town.
SHREwD NATIVE - You are right
about that, | can tell YOU.
Composed of scientists, | pre-
sume7"
"No, sir. Scientists are too the
oretical."
Physicians, perhapsf"
"Not much. We don't allow doc
tors on our Board of Health-no,
sir-nor undertakers, either"
"H'ml What sort of men have
you chosen, thenl"
Life insurance agents" - Penny
Pictorial.