The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1910-09-21

IL.
are in Butte. Mont, for two weeks
honeymoon, Mrs. Lillian Hobart
French is clustered in her apartment
in this city delving into the occult to
get revenge.
Mrs French is no novice in the mys-
teries of the Orient. She had "a ma
hama school at No. 80 East Thirty
third street just a year ago, and har-
bored as her star seeress one A-Diva-
Veed-Ya, who turned out to be the
notorious Ann O'Delia Diss Debar.
When Mrs. French found this out she
promptly elected Miss Debar into the
| cold, cold world.
Now Mrs. French is going to utilize
her escoteric researches to get even
| with the mining operator, to whom
she still refers as My Fritz"
She already had declared that she
would follow HeinZe to the end OF
the earth to get a square deal. Now
| she adds mysteriously that she ism t
going to stop at that, but perhaps
pursue him to other realms of space
even if she has to wait a million
years. Il wish him joy" she said to-
day but l am not through with him
| yet"
Il regard myself as his wife. He
may marry fifty times, but my occult
| philosophy tells me that should he
| marry fifty times prior to the next
reincarnation l shall in the last ana
| lyss wed him and become in the full
est sense of the terms Mrs. Fritz
Augustus Heinze."
Not Mrs. French.
No matter what John d. Archbod
or any one else says about the Stand
| ard OTIS having no red-heaired
Nemesis, Mrs. French and Thomas w.
Lawson insist that the siren was al
ways on the job whenever the octopus
needed her services. Mrs. French was
indignant today at hint that she
herself might have been the roseate-
crowned woman.
II want it distinctly understood.
she declared, that | am not nor
never was the Titian-haired woman
as has been covertly suggested by
persons not conversant with the
facts in the case. In the first place
am not now nor never have been
red-haired, and in the second and
more important instance, | have been
and always remain true to Fritz Au'
gustus Heinze.
| why don't you ask some of those
chorus girls who attended the dinner
Mr.. HeinZe gave at RectOr's when
each girl opened a walnut she'll and
found a 500 bill in side? Some OF
them might know who the edhaired
siren is, if they've brains enough"
IF Mr.. ArchbOld has faulty mem
Dry, just ask him if he remembers
the Titian-haired beauty the System
sent out to Butte. Mont, in the days
of the copper war, to inveigle the
secrets of his intention from my
Fritz. She didn't inveigle worth a
rent. for she fell In love with Heinze
ann all the Certificates nr deposit IN
the Golfers of Standard Oil couldn't
make her betray my lord and master
Out in Butte they used to call her
The Yelled Lady, but her hair was
red all right"
Mrs. French was peeVed over Mr.
Archbold's denial that the system EN-.
ployed any red-haired woman, and
Mr.. Lawson came right back in We.
hement reiteration of his corrobora
ton of Mrs. French's story. In an
Lawson teleeraphed from Boston.
Famous Telegram.
Mr., John d. Archbold says that my
statement to the effect that the Stand
ard Oil group of retail and wholesale
individual and governmnt debauchers
employ women in their work is "a
tissue of falsehoods ridiculous upon
their face"
1t will be recalled that during my
frenzied financial, political and insur-
ance campaigns Standard Oil copy
righted, "A Tissue of Falsehoods Ri
diCulOus Upon Their Face" and pin
ned them generously to the passing
winds that for months the American
atmosphere was chokey. OF the TWEEN
ty odd leading systemizers who pro-
claimed it loudest, seven have been
proved criminals, five have fled the
country, three of the others are sui
cides. And. IN the meantime, am still
doing business at the old stand.
Without desiring to drag into the
light again the painful story of the
man who made a practice of sending
certified checks for $4,000 to mem
bers of congress with signed instruc-
tons pinned to them, ! hope Mr.. Arch
bold won't mind if 1 dust up some
recollections, just by way of recrea-
| ton.
Once upon a time there was a seat
in his favorite hunting ground. the
| United States senate, on tenter hooks
1t hung low to the grasp of one or
| Standard OILS enemies. 1t was of
vital import to the business of the
gang that this enemy be turned into
friend that he might be used for
! back-knifing another enemy. The
emergency was raw and il was de-
cided that the second last ditch in
strument should be used, and there
upon the enemy was shown that
twenty-siX controlled. just as a dog
catcher controls his pound, two over
a majority of those senators who had
the power to seat or unseat. The in
strument was employed and the enc
! my still stood out with the strikeback
that if the blackjack was used he
would uncork particular hot air
tank.
Plyas Final Card.
Then it was that the final, never
fair argument was decided upon and
shown up in Washington to give bat
| tie "chance" bumped him into the
Titian-haired woman and at the end
of three days seance at one of the
old, respectable hostelries in Union
Square it was imperative that the enc
my explain his absence. AT this stage
a never-failing Standard Oil luck CO.
incidence conceded. One of the
brightest lights in that grand lighting
institution was surprised at being
| bumped into by the enemy. An editor