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The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30
Brandies Talks.

Washington Nov. 3O--An answer in
the nature of a "call" was sent by
Louis ID. Brandeis to western railroad
presidents who offered to employ him
at his own salary If he could make
good on his statements before the In
terstatc Commerce commission. on
account of his absence from the
city, Brandies did not receive the
message until today, when he wired
the following reply:
you refer to the estimate quoted
by me that s1,OOO,OOO day could be
saved in opera ting American rail-
roads by the introduction of scientific
management and say that If | can
point out practical way by which a
substantial portion OF this amount can
be saved, several western railroads
would be pleased to tender me em-
ployment allowing me to name my
own salary. / am convinced that such
saving is possible, and shall be glad,
as public service without a salary
to arrange for conferences with the
western presidents at an early date,
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30

tioh 10 cure this defect by permitting
regular sessions in odd numbered
years was voted down In the 1905
election however. As a result. the
time for holding regular sessions was
ltit under the limitation of the con-
stitution of 1851.
Last winter an act was passed by
the genera assembly to permit regu
iar sessions to begin January fol-
lowing the lection of state OFFICERS
Ihat act attempted to bring regular
sessions In odd numbered years to
meet the situation, but the statute is
Invalid because 1t tried to amend the
constitution The people only have
this power"
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30
7. A. EDISON
TAKES ISSUE
With Some Members of the
Clergy And Talks For
Publication.
By United Press Wire.

West Orange, n. j. Nov. 3O-That
he is not an ATHEIST, but that, on
the other hand he has as good n
chance of going to heaven as any
minister of the gospel was the decla
ration of Thomas Alva Edison, the
inventor, about whose white head
the war of religions is raging.
Edison declared some time ago that
he did not believe in a hereafter in
which crowns and harps and golden
slippers would figure. Since then he
has been attacked and defended. one
of his notable assailants was Rev.
Charles +. Aked, of the Fifth
avenue Baptist church-the Rookie
fellerchurch.
I'm not an athiest-never have
been-never said l was" said Edison
today, "and those people who have
said. ] believe in supreme inteli-
gence, but I have grave doubts as to
whether the good folks of this earth
are going to be reused from their
graves 10 get some beautiful, shining
place uD aloft Don't see II, can't
understand It, and neither can those
ministers of fashionable churches.
They don't even say what they think.
Often they don't even think. It's all
business with them They tell me
an headed straight for hell. Maybe I
am. But I'll take my chances with
the fashionable minister and II there
Is such a spot as heaven I'll be there
first-yes, even before Dr. Aked.
Here's what those ministers will
do poor reporter, who had a leg
shot off in the war when he was a
correspondent for his paper, came to
me for an interview He writes
splendid story and / gave him the
interview because / wanted to help
him. A certain clergyman read what
l said and made some kind of a
comment The reported went TO him
for an interview. Now what do you
suppose that man of God answered?
He said, Yes. | will give you an in
terview-for S2O0.'"
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30
LEGISLATURE F..
CANNOT ELECT
United States Senator And
Extra Session Must Be
Called Say Attorneys.
BY United Press wire

Columbus, o.. Nov. 3O-If the
members of the general assembly pro-
ceed on the theory that the session
TO be held this winter is a regular
one, their election Of United States
senator and all laws enacted by them
viii be invalid. according to Attorney
Allen w. Thurman, who asserts that
II VIII be hecessary Tor Governor
Harmon to call an extraordinary ses-
sion of the general assembly 10 cure
this defect
Judge George B. Okey, constitution
al lawyer, is Of the same opinion. and
ne has written to Governor Harmon
suggesting that he call the general
assembly i'm extraordinary session. If
Messrs' Thurman and Okey are right
IN their contention. there must be an
nual sessions of legislatures until the
constitution is amended, so as to per-
init biennial ones, as was intended.
Okey and Thurman both hold that the
attempt of the general assembly last
winter 10 change regular sessions
from even to odd numbered years was
invalid
Governor Harmon was attending
the congress of governors In Frank
fort KY, yesterday, and his course
IN the subject could not be learned.
Four Ways Open.
There are but four ways In which
the legislature. under the constitu-
ton, can convene" said Thurman.
First by regular session; second by
adjournment from day to day by
recess to a fixed day; third, when the
two houses disagree as to the time
Of adjournment, then the governor
may adjourn and call the members
together at some stated date, and
fourth, under call for an eXtraor-
dnary session.
1.-THE constitution of 1851 provided
that the regular sessions should be
held biennially and that the first reg
ular one should convene the first
Monday in January, 1852. AS a re-
suit of this clause, regular sessions
can only be held in even numbered
years.
"In 1905, an amendment to the con-
stitution was adopted and by 1t the
times for holding sessions were al
tered so that state officers are to be
elected in even numbered years, and
municipal tickets in odd numbered
years. The legislature is required, by
the constitution, 10 meet in Janu-
AIRY following the election of its MEM
bers, who are state officers. and as a
result, II. they are chosen in even mum
bered years, then the general assemb-
ly would have 10 convene In odd
numbered years. -
b H4,Rag Lett tipder JA,aitati tios,,sg,fE
can amehdnent 10 the coGIstitu- \
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30
Try the Mirror Want Column.
Grateful Squirrel.

youngstown, o., Nov. 3O.-Henr,
bromn farmer of Trumbun county
arrived In town today for the pur-
pose Of opening a nut store.
some time ago, Brown says, he re.
scued big grey squirrel which had
peen caught by his dog. Since then,
early every morning, the squirrel out
OF sheer gratitude for having his life
saved mas been bringing him large
supply Of hickory nuts and depositing
them on his doorstep.
The nut supply at the present time,
ne AYERS, amounts to several bushels.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30
oErIcIAI. EIGuREs or LAVE ELECTION.
THE REAL CR.INuNAL.

Of
nrday fire Immediately
than half them dead
floors below added
ae
The buling siXtyone
mercay
n
a
the flames girls
Is said in dense OF local omieas
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30

Black Australian Lynx Sets of
oeautiiul Russian shawl, with magni-
tieeht rug mum elegantly trimmed.
WIN head and tails; lined with shirred
satlni worn few times on stage by
theatrical team now leaving on south
ern tour; practically new; cost $50. 90
per set; sell for $1,000 per set; will
send e. o. ID. allowing examination
NJ owners expense. Address their
manager Mauray Liebers, 25 East
Fourteenth St.. New Yory CITY.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30

charac @ @r bes@ sset
hahefed laws Which
m free her
BE as
public more
of
York?-New
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30
Nov. 30 In American History.

lIS2-Preliminary treaty of peace be-
tween Great Britain and the Unit
ed States arranged by BENJAMIN
Franklin at Paris.
l9O8-Identical note regarding the far
east exchanged by the United
States and Japan.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30
MARION CEREAL FooD MILL.

Located north end OF Dix i'm east
Marion, corn meal ground old fashion,
ed way on burhs. also make Graham
Hour, chop feed and cracked corn, also
corn on ear, oast, baled hay and
straw. Deliveries Mondays Wednes-
days and Fridays. Prompt Delivery.
Phone X761 IL 25 ct. II.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30
ASTRONOMICAL EvENrs.

From noon today to noon tomorrow
sun sets 4'30, rises 7:01, moon rises
sos A. m; 1874 p, m. eastern time,
moon ut apogee; suns declinatlon 21
degrees 40 minutes.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30

= Not only by industry and econ
omy heretofore explained, but by
study of their business. Many men
iaii because they do not study the
work In which they are engaged.
Ihey do not think hard enough or
long enough to find out how improve
ments can he made SO as TO make
their business more attractive and pro
htabie. The officers OF the
Buckeye study how 20 make It's man
agement economical. It's assets
ss'so0o,oo0. Five per cent paid ON
time deposits. 9r sd
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30

and point out how scientific manage
ment will accomplish this result. I
suggest that the eastern presidents
also be invited to attend the con-
ference"
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30

The latest improved EDISON and
VICTOR Photographs; also a full line
OF the latest records now on sale at
T. ID. Bentz. 226 east Center street.
Pnone R-4b1. 9-14-tf
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30

The
the
checked
peop lie lcoheG Gazette.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30

The other day Governor Harmon police Columbus
aid Of automobile 1t the
and the lawyer began MIN his finally
him he had
public office
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30
Piles Cured in o 20 IA Days.

PAzo OINTMENT Is guaranteed to
cure cur "a any n.y., SaT1ff itiihhlDg blind bleed
or money refunded. Soc.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30

than
spa now
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guides
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retire
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approves of in
been
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30

+ II a family buy this Christina
sausages cheaper than a string pearls?
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The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30

of Mr.. Cannon's allies insisting thG
nothing but denatured speakership
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30

deficit in the Baltimore aviation meet showed that
flyers went for altitude records--on prices
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30

boasts that the malaria from
quito il could mosquito.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30

since a large ready cash. ar
terested her reform scheme.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30

parties giving steabbig, steaks
prize" shall prizes
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30

victory appetite
Republicans ctlcise
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30

Christmas Christmas this year
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1910-11-30

has decided what shall do with our
dents.
The progressive farmer and southern farm gazette., 1910-01-15

Here is how 10 make the extra money.
First. Get your name In to Don't walt until to-
Doitcvcn before you star; out to DO chores.
Second. Pick out from my Big Galloway Manure
Sprcadcr Cataog which lBcud YOU Free any bptcs8or
you OF big line Of hve dFcfcui styles aai
sizes including my Complete Steel Truck Sutr sGrs
Third. Here Is the paTtaud repeat IL a. ala In
fail. II at the cnd Of twelve months after yen order
spreadcr. Ii isn't paying invest Yoa. viii pay
you back 1cDCY AMI yog send fr bac rarF.
How's that for propoH;onf Coull do Il IT dda't
have tho sprcadcr ard knew waa; ,alkiEg aboag
No-ncvcr in thu world.
Could keep advertising ani selling these
sprcadcrs by the thousands IT they head aad
shoulders better than anything else? AK editor OF
this paper what he found ou;.
There just two things wrn: TO inaprcas on
The progressive farmer and southern farm gazette., 1910-01-15

yon. II you do these thnEs make you ss,onsTr
Ftrs.. get that postal card IN 10 'mc. snd then.
second Prove ioT Yugfact that tho Galloway agsradpT
Is tao be&. spfcstcs ever ws6o br human Eca@s.
Forty thousand farmers have already stamped tascss
O. X. os u. That uaEHtto 10 psnpt r@puEa.
To concern VsrsoF s0Es ctufpF. all order hoasc.
HEcnt OF 6osFT. wao HaYs anything contrary to tho
merits ot io Galloway sracT. agu ettcg ignorant a
don know what facy taieng atogs 6eagtcf
air4Y lying aa 'hfufte iifg ouF outs. W hosc uf3
wcssd Yua FATHER Eakrf Tie wnfd ps forty tus.saat
farmers Who have tired my acA5mo sho wnsd of
tcsgsc dealer or aerus. who wl aHsp,r sar suYshtmg
tina. comes i@'a hjs ;niat bc ttaa3 bctwOca Ass
a4si pfoGi ot tsosa SIS to SA1s
send ppssa! today AMI gci ssy scv naay ssEDci
proposition
The progressive farmer and southern farm gazette., 1910-01-15
I'll Answer that Question and Wont
Charge You a Cent For 1t, Either

advice of the successful farmers IN the country
today. Take their advice don't ask you to take
mine alone. Here is my share-what Ill do for you
Here's the second PROOF-Ill give you y months
to prove these facts if you'll write me postal.
You can start at ut my risk for 80 days. But
I'll first prove to you, by hundreds of letters
like these below, just what you can start and
do right now to make the most money on your
farm this year-for u months from now and
on into 1911 and year after year il you'll doit.
The progressive farmer and southern farm gazette., 1910-01-15

I 1ERE is the farmers road to bigger proits-this
/ | year and every year. The illustrations speak
volumes for themselves. But look at the
PROOF-and I've got better than that for you.
Corn-corn and more Of it means cash. Cash and
more OF 1t-as much as quarter more of 1t in
profits if you'll take the experience Of thousands of
farmers who are writing me like the letters below
the first PROOF. With Corn--or any kind of grain,
or crop; no matter where you live, what your
The progressive farmer and southern farm gazette., 1910-01-15

James Munro. Patterson y. u. The ranute eaw sosr
machine work kae al and eecn gezi dsi
claim Tor IL. he4gAoa @as h4xr al4sn IL Fhe
* they Force iced simply Lezsrs
ilcc clean bottom"
Peter Bosca. SfhiesIg. Iosa. "Co re- harses ea ,fo,
Slammed q 80 gear. Failed hfeak eHa -
Tor Woad uae Hiar tsf Auy eEhef 4fse
isi. Coz; ony hail % ssfaag Il 5aa
AZ low prize and sil whole oashf taa
sgfeSder e horaes aid fusaag gsass ueetef
The progressive farmer and southern farm gazette., 1910-01-15
How Doe. II Work.

psfh Iasis. ca'aas3ie. y. ''Wss ae,.es,.r ss,..si
Nih fir shatnafs sisncs4 ah ~h 8 a4 ia 60
laa kzsaac.g. A44~rc o4.a TIA s.set Ia ia. t, 4
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Iepfeeale4 y aAl more easi aaeIa.s s.ass Aaeu "A
The progressive farmer and southern farm gazette., 1910-01-15
Further
Proof
Have Never Met Any Of These Men, They simply
Saw My Advertise n and Ordered
Have in My Office Thou,snd. More Like
These. $1,000 in Cash Paid IL One is
not Genuine

8 woeifnF Chrstrr o4ta. 'iisvs fsarf vs.A a s..
eAissy. or stHr-asf u tass saei oa see a.sss
The progressive farmer and southern farm gazette., 1910-01-15
Is II o Money Maker7

w. H. cress. spaudng. Iowa. es, aves,aasn, Ia lfia
machinery ! made
NJ. Is. Spafin. 5eneea No. snreades RIGHT Nrtf 40,
sell u for zen iiues pi4 COS; q ea - anashrf
j. \. Hush Mct une. kans. Ilsaird 10 ass las winter
Ny hay mode double. IAna Il vii ta3 fa 84st hsse -
80 loAds 10 hsnl oni ytaf Cat beat Galloway t9f god
work and Tfiar ta flgh.f
J, w Carter. Ante L.. nY usias spfea-f 81, 10 rsar
work. haul more loads ard Increase fa
On my 40 loads saved s4@0 4of 4aa laes4 sa4e "a .es
hand spreading"
D. H. Miller. Wauensbufg. No. "Wes8 give f. laf ~
commercial fertilizers hcfsch up. Il 4afa g.
bI ID 2hi. ~ wagon. v ID tag ltaei - ae geat
J. H. Baker R4shyle. lSebt .'taiaaes = 8fr.ssI Mir
nearly IS b. 10 the than at lop dressed
The progressive farmer and southern farm gazette., 1910-01-15
Does II Need Many Rspslr.r

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ixsfs - fatts nrsstas ta=srt al kas5s = ssst
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Il 'fsahAr. Nas.rsi l..ats -
laasss ~ Aatefsa. s4s.asssi4sr Aaas +tfs. {.
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Chg t % r'rft7as it ,ial tts aaat - ...4sst -
-' '-f1'ssf- se-aa ttssT sz-as 81. sera# 10
srt. ~' N-' @@sa'' 't ltsff So tssa a44 tafs
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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-03-05
SPORTING BREvITIEs.


Griffith is trying to nail Pitcher
Henley of the San Francisco Pacific
Coast nine.
Jimmy Lewis of the Seals has mail
ed his contract to Long with his sig
nature in the right place.
ollie Cahill. former arbiter of the
Central league, has been signed to
offlciate in the American association
"Souser' Cravath has signed his
contract with the Minneapolis team
He says he will have Il banner season
with the stick.
Connie Mack and Patsy Donovan
have fast young. teams good hitters
and fast on the bases (but. sad to say
only mediocre pitching staffs)
Clark Griffith. manager of the Reds
of the National league is trying his
best to grab Rube Ellis in trade
with ST. Louis Helwill give them Reb-
el4Oakes rNA
Joe Young. formerly a wel-known
amateur boxer of Boston, but of late
Years a resident of Cincinnati, has
will take on the first match he can
get.
"Honus" Wagner has been playing
ball for 13 years and has played 1743
games. He has scored 1868 runs and
stolen 56S bases. He has averaged
about $50 bingles each year.
Russ Bailey. the, leading batter and
outfielder in the Minnesota -Wiscon-
sin league. has been signed for try
out with Milwaukee of the American
| association. His batting average last
year was .30S in 121 games with the
Eau Claire club.
The only team in the country that
will begin the season of 1910 with the
SAME lineup that opened the fight a
year ago is the Chicago Nationals.
There will be new faces, but the indi-
cations are that the old guard will be
intact when the race begins on April
IA.
| Joe Birmingham of the Maps is one
of the finest throwers that ever broke
into fast company. Last year for the
! first time his arm showed weakness.
| Birmingham believes that the trouble
| came from punching the bag and he
advices ball players to eschew that
form of exercise
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-03-05
Are Drugs Necessary?
Do Drugs Cure Disease?
Can Nature be Assisted?

II person would correct his habits,
persist in right eating and temperate
ways, undoubtedly the stomach would
right itself, the blood would rid itself OF
the poison, and everything would be
right. But as said before there are 8
multitude of people whowill not or cam
not adopt right methods Of living. To
such people Pcruna is a boon. A dose
before meals will assist the stomach to
do its work. This prevents fermenta-
tion Of the food, brings about normal
digestion, and all the train of ills that
follow indigestion disappear.
In other words, Peruna is helpful to
those who live badly, or those who
have acquired some chronic weakness.
Peruna does not cure, but it assists the
powers of Natupe TO bring about cure.
Thewhip does not Increase the power
Of the horse to pull q load, but judi
ciously used it stimulates the horse to
use his powers at the right time, with
out which he could not have pulled the
This illustrates the effect OF Peruna,
or any other good remedy upon the sys-
tenn. Taken at the right time, 1t calls
forth the powers of the human system
to meet the en-, roachments of disease,
and thus cuts short, if not entirely ends,
the diseased action.
No one should ever attempt to substi.
tute medicine in the place of right liv-
ing. In the end such an attempt will
prove disaster. But an occasional use
Of the right medicine at the right time
is n godsend, and no reasonable person
will undertake to deny IL.
Those who know how to use Peruna
find it of untold value. By and by the
world will get wise enough SO that
through correct living no, medicine at
all will be needed. But that time has
not arrived. In the meantime, while
the world is approaching that perfec-
tion in which all medicine will be elm.
mated, Peruna is handy remedy to
have in the house.
Slight arrangements of tho stomach
slight catarrhal attacks of the liver, the
throat, bronchial tubes, lungs or bow
els; these attacks ere sure to lead to
grave diseases, and can be ayerted by
the judicious use of Peruna.
Wouldn't you like to read a few un.
solicited testimonials from people who
have used Peruna, and who stand ready
to confirm the above statements con-
cerning it. If SO, address the Peruna
Drug Manufacturing Co., Columbus,
Ohio. and we will send some prepaid.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1910-03-05

the assembly plan were in harmony
with the spirit of the direct primary
such men as Ralph Williams, and
some others active in the assembly
camp would have nothing to do with
it. They want to nullify the direct
primary law so they can elect United
States senator's by the tactics they
used unsuecessfully last winter when
the odorous ormsby McHarg was
brought west to get legislators to
break their pledges. The Oregon
Journal aptly expresses the situation
when it says the declarations of the
assemblyites recall the remarks of the
econ that returned from neighbor-
ing poultry yard and found in his hole
a skunk that claimed also to be a
coon. You say you're a coon, you
talk like a coon, you look like coon
and you feel like coon, but I'll be
burned il YOU smell like one.