La Junta tribune., 1910-07-23

readers or their friends who will
write me for it, A postal card will
be sufficient"
In response TO numerous innuen-
dos from various sources. even Swink.
TO the effect that the lady whose
head graces our society column is
"oyerdressed for this time Of year '
and others requesting that the lady
heading the society columns kindly
remove her furs," we have finally
been forced TO submit TO public sen
timent, as public sentiment does not
seem Inclined to submit To things
incompatible with her temper. what
u so rare on day In June-or JULY
for that matter. as q young lady
wrapped in furs7" We have remoy-
ed the lady's furs and hope that Our
critics will now hold their peace-or
the furs, either one will do. W.
have given the lady the best undress
uniform which the facilities Of
this office will permit The uniform
has the lowest neck and shortest
es. sleeves that We could find. and
We hope 1, will prove acceptable to
all-e1cept those. Of course. who be
lieve that beauty unadorned Is
adorned the most" The latter is b..
yond our capacity and the facilities
OF our office viii no, permit Of IT.
Allow me to congratulate you,
understand that you are the only man
who had the nerve TO vote his honest
sentiments" said a local preacher a.
he grasped the hand OF a represent.
tive of the children OF Israel who had
just officiated as juryman in a r.
cent booze trial.
Not so fast" remarked the eH-
Juror, Il merely sustained my reputa.
ton"
How What's thatl You speak
in riddles" calculated the divine.
We'll. III tell you. For eighteen
hundred years you and you're people
have been accusing me and my people
of crucifying the Savior OF us all on
the jury hung eleven Christians aud
thereby sustained the ancient repuia.
ton OF my people, See?''
II may be there will be no ''uXtry
after all Rhoady kenehan has just
issued his ultimatum that he will
not issue warrants to pay the exp-u-
ses of the extra session until there
h money available TO pay the appro-
priations OF the regular session. What
would be the use OF having an 'uS-
try unless there was something In
IT, The reason that all native aud
acclimated sons OF Colorado ar fond
OF alkali water is because there b
something In It. II would b. asainst
nature In Colorado to hold az uxtry''
unless there was something 10 it.
Tribune Advertisements seem TO
appeal even To non-adyertiseTs For
several weeks past a Santa Re ave
nue. merchant has been clipping a
competitors advertisement from the
Tribune. and after cutting Of the
signature. has pasted the adv In a
very conspicuous position riSht In
the middle of his plat. glass win.
dow. This is very Inexpensive way
OF advertising. and IL must bring re-
suits or the enterprising merchant
wouldn't keep II up. Even seeond-
hand advertising pays.
>
Rocky ford's effort 10 secure a
new water supply has been lndefin.
itely postponed, @. H. DoWner, of
the firm OF Humphreys a Do~ncr.
which had been awarded the contract
OF digging forty miles OF trench. says
that he Was notified last week that
the water proposition had been call
I'd of by the promoters owing to
the fact that the necessary funds are
not available The bond market Is
all shot TO pieces and II Il impos-
siiio to secure money even Tor gilt.
edged projects.
=
sherman farr was telling some
friends about his recent fishing trip
to tn. Gunnison country. :.
Are there any trout over thcrc7"
asked one friend
Thousands OF them" replied Mr.
Farr. Il caught sey.nty.eight Of
EN- In seventy eight minutes BY =
stop watch"
WIN they bite easily asked an.
nth.r fri~ud