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New-York tribune., 1910-07-24

The girl who spends the summer visiting
has a very difficult time to keep her frocks
and her underclothes always fresh and in
readiness, for the lingerie Of guests is but
rarely done by the house laundress, no
matter how well they are known In very
warm weather two changes a day are
necessary, and il exercise is taken more
than that. Golf in summer is hardest Of all
on white clothes, for every course has
either natural or artificial water hazards
into which even the most expert send
their balls: and between this part of the
sport the sand in the bunkers. and the
dust or dew in the rough the hem OF
a pique skirt gets hopelessly bedraegled
look in only part of round, and TO the
tub II must go. as we'll the petticoat
under it. In all summer resorts, even the
most humble villages, laundreses are at a
premium. "scarcer than q hens teeth" the
farmers will tell one and the talent finally
found year al a fair price viii prove
careless and exorbitant the next. One girl
who makes many visits takes with her a
small hamper trunk that she sends home
Just before the end of each house party,
with ali things TO be washed and pressed
in il and this is expressed on from her
home 20 the mex. house that she is TO go to.
She laughingir says that her arrival with
luggage IS formidable 10 her frieuds, but
IL is the oriy solution she has found to this
perplsxinE problem
The familiar adage that possession IS
ninc points OF the law is q good one 10 keep
ia mind when q division OF worldly goods
has 10 be made in family In such a case
there is likely to be Z, feeling against dis
nlantling the old nome. and the person to
whoI.. The house is left as his her share
probably feels more strongly than any one
else. This mas resulted many times and oft
IN the failure Of the other heirs to remove
from tie house furnishings that have been
Riiled 10 their. The best things. too. are
usually those left. for the occupants will
mis- ticem so
Such sentiment is all very we'll In theory.
put does the one who has yielded to il ever
get back his goods and chatteis? Seldom,
Lrless he :soes for them when the condi-
lions Of the will are still fresh in The occu-
pants mind. for with ;.-ae a possessive
serse atcais Ger thc latter's heart and
soeIi. and litigation is usually ;he only thing
that All disturb il. The only safe course
is TO ignore all plradi1ss anc take all be-
loagings away al once. Even lending furni-
ture IL .sk. for those accom- Inodated grow
so used io the lean that they dread and
resent lccai-
.anee-l p:irc of golf balls is running the
MORALS of the caddies and So diseoura gins
The go:fers u-ho are not wealthy. At rs
cents a2ir3c Ger & ball the game becomes
Sosti. II halls are lost. and with bsih ~
New-York tribune., 1910-07-24
AN EASTERN SALAD.

An eccentric Eastern salad consists of
pineapple and celery. dressed with may
onnaise. and served on lettgca
New-York tribune., 1910-07-24

A prominent golfer declares that the ad-
ssnc.d p:it,c of golf balls is running the
.aorals of the caddies and So diseoura gtns
the go.fcrs uho ere not wealthy. At Is
cents a2ir.c Ger & ball the game becomes
Sosti.' halls are lost. and with bsih ..
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-01-06
Tno Ieil-TaIe Hand,

A writer in an English weekly de-
clares that If we want to know what
the other person is thinking we must
look at his or her hands Even un.
practiced lips can lie, az every ono
knows. Long practice in self-control
will enable one to keep ones voice
sweetly cordial when there is nothing
but Indifference or cold dislike behind
It. The eye can be made to shoot
glances which are not at all register
for the emotions. But the hands, it is
asserted. are utterly beyond the con.
troll of those to whom they belong
Even people who hardly gesticulate
at all-and to keep the hands still
is considered by the Anglo-Saxon q
most essential part Of good breeding
even these people are, 1t seems,
constantly revealing themselves in lit.
tie movements of the hands The i'm.
mortal Mulvaney has put it on record
that woman's truth or untruth can
be discerned by the action of her
hands. Of course, 1t takes rracticed
reader to interpret what the hands
are saying. 1t is not a case of "he
who runs may read"
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-01-06
Get Value Revived.

"There should be no hesitation in
demanding fair treatment at every
point Favor is for the few. but we
all have a right to expect the full
value of he money we spend When
we are not receiving 1t we should pro-
test in unmistakable fashion We need
rot lose temper, for there are mild
methods of Conveying. Enthusiastically.
displeasure and determination to mend
matters. have not forgotten the les
son learned at butchers stall
early in m" housekeeping career.
II was searching for BE- IF 10 roast
when the salesman. who was bringing
a piece for INSCRIPTION. was stopped by
q fellow-workman. who demanded the
piece Of rnest for customer whom no
described as fussy as the dickens.
That WAS the only piece In the place
which he dared to send out to his
fussy patron-it was the only one I
would take. then-but as possession
10 ntne points OF the law. won Incl.
dentally. enrolled myself In the fussy
class, and was always treated we'll"
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-01-06
Sour MIX as Preservatlve.

Most housewives do not know that
sour milk 10 preservative. Even
oysters will keep in It for some time.
A piece Of beefsteak was found to be
perfectly fresh after an Immersion Of
four or five months Prof. Ellie Metch.
nixon of the Pasteur institute, Paris,
explains that the sugar IN, the milk
encourages the growth of certain
germs which form Tactic acid. This
acid destroys the germs Of putrefac.
ton. For this reason, sour milk and
buttermilk are often beneficial in ali.
mentary disorders which are accom-.
panied by bacterial infection. Sweet
milk will not serve because the sugar
Is promptly assimilated and the friend.
~ germs are without sustenance On
the other hand, the casein Of the milk
remains and in 1t the bacilli of decay
multiply. It is they which cause the
class Of symptoms known as bilious.
ness.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-01-06
JEFFRIEs IS COMING MONEY.
Has Been Making From 5000 r.
5000 a Week.

Chicago, Jan. flames J. Jeffries is
earning between. $4,000 and $4,000 q
week on his present tour of one-night
stands, despite the fact that he and
Berger have not been allowed in many
cities, including Chicago, to put on
their sparring exhibitions, exactly the
same exhibition to which no objection
was made when they toured the vaude.
Vile and music hall circuit.
This golden harvest for Johnson's
future opponent is the result of an ex.
ceedingly liberal percentage contract
which, according to those close to the
Jefries camp, yielded the big Califor.
MON an amount exceeding $4,000 on
the poorest week of the tour and over
$4,000 on his best week with an aver
age around $4,000. p
Gotch is working under straight
salary Of 81 900 week.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-01-06
Jay Gould and the Physician.

A case of resemblance that both.
cred New Workers for years was that
of Jay Gould, the millionaire railroad
magnate, and his innocent double, a
New York physician. The physician
was taking stroll one morning at an
American winter resort, when he was
confronted in the path by a dwarfish,
swarthy, wizen-faced man wearing a
brown check suit. ..'>".~.i;- =
Mr.. Gould, I believer" the physi.
clan murmured. ..,''z.-'
Gould stared at his Counterfeit pre-
sentiment" Il am not quite sure that
I am" he exclaimed. II wish you
wouldn't wear clothes like mine."
"Shave of your beard. and I WON'T"
snapped the physician.
These men were for years constant.
ly mistaken for each other. and If the
physician had not been honest Gould
might we'll have feared for his mil
lions, for the physician might have
presented himself almost anywhere as
Gould and raised ION his face" almost
any sum of money.-Sunday Magazine
of the Pittsburg Dispatch.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-01-06
Presence Of Mind.

He was a Harvard man with a gift
for borrowing things and a defective
memory which led to his retaining
them. A few days before class day
q friend of his bewailed the tortures
of breaking in pair of new russell
shoes.
my foot's smaller than yours" he
suggested, kindly. Lend them to me
and they'll be easy enough when I
give them back"
Next day he went home, and the
new shoes added luster to his arrival
in the old town.
Three months later he was at the
Seattle exposition. The shoes had
reached the stage when they were
the despair Of Pullman porters, and
suddenly he saw their owner bearing
straight down on him near the Ma.
chinery building.
He turned not a hair, but walking
forth to meet his justly incensed
friend. exclaimed:
"Old man, you're just the man I'm
looking for. These shoes of yours
want new pair of laces lreadfully."
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-01-06
Legal Advertisements at Legal Rates.

Farmer Hines, the we'll known pro-
moter of the Farmers rail road, who
lately has operated in Canada where
he was adjugded hopelessly insane last
fall and incarcerated in an asylum,
has again secured his liberty, and is
busily engaged planning and building
his Farmers railway In Canada
which ultimately is to connect with
Hudson bay. Mr.. Hines claims that
the enemies of his railroad attempted
to dope him again, same as they act
ually did, he says, in North Dakota
years ago, when he was drugged
to the asylum. This time though he
drinking q glass of lemonade and sent
says he suspected their plan and
played crazy" thereby learning
the designs of his enemies and even
getting onto their doping preparation.
While he was confined in the asylum
the Legislative Assembly met and
failed to guarantee the bonds of the
Farmers railway, which they would
have done had Hines been there to
press the matter. Thus runs Hines
story. It sounds rather queer, and
while it may be possible it is certainly
not plausible. We fear Hines labors
under a hallucination.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-01-06
A Frank Estimate.

To many persons who are not &C.
tors the stage seems a delightful and
fascinating place. In a book called
'The Actress Louise Closer Hale,
herself an actress. tells some of her
experiences with girls who envy her
profession. One day one of them,
found behind a counter in a shop, said,
Il should have went on the stage"
"She evidently wanted to talk, and
l strove to be interested" says Miss
Hale.
but see how tired l am" said to
her. II have to work very hard as 1t
Is, and I had to work much harder
to gain what little recognition / have
had"
"Oh. yes" she responded, complao.
emily gazing at herself in a mirror.
But, you see. I have talent" -Youth's
Companion.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-01-06
Totems,

Among the savage and barbarian
tribes. especially the North American.
Indians. . totem is the symbol OF Z
family or clan. and is usually some
animal or natural object 1t serves az
. sort Of surname for the family. Itf
Importance lies in the idea that indi.
viduals trace their Lineage from It.
The turtle. bear and wolf are favored
and honored fotems among many
tribes The obligations growing out
Of common totem are scrupulously
regarded. lntermarriage among those
having It Is criminal All such. OF
whatever clan or tribe. friendly or
hostile. have rights OF hospitality. or
succor in distress and of friendship
% blood relations. The totem Is never
changed.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-01-06
Here's a Tonque-1wister.

Grenville Kleiser, instructor Of the
Public Speaking Club of America
whose headquarters is at the West
side Y. M. G. A. in New York, def1es
anybody to repeat accurately from
memory the following tongue-twister:
Esau Wod sawed wood. Esau Wood
would saw wood. All the wood Esau
Wood saw Esau Wood would saw. In
other words, all the wood Esau saw to
saw Esau sought to saw. Oh, the
wood Wood would saw! And, Oh, the
wood saw, with which Wood would
saw wood! But one day Woods wood
saw would saw no wood and thus the
wood Wood sawed was not the wood
Wood would saw if Woods saw would
saw wood. Now, Wood would saw
wood with a wood saw that would saw
wood, so Esau sought a saw that
would saw wood. One day Esau saw
saw saw wood as no other wood
saw Wood saw. In fact. of all the
yood-saws Wood ever saw saw wood
Wood never saw wood-saw that
would saw wood as the. woOd-saW
Wood saw saw wood, and never saw
wood saw that would saw as the
Vood-saw Wood saw would saw until
l saw Esau Wood saw wood with the
Wood-saw Wood saw saw wood. Now
Wood saws wood with the wood-saN
Wood saw saw wood.
Mr. Kleiser was formerly member
of the Yale faculty.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-01-06
NOTICE..

The Annual meeting of the Marshall
County Skandinaviske Mutual Fire In
surance Co., will be held at the New.
folen Station, Tuesday, the 18th day
of January, 1910, at 10 o'clock. A. NJ.
for the purpose Of electing two direc'
tors and to transact any other bust.
ness that may come before said meet
ing.
The question of the including of all
the nationalities Of the Farmers of
Marshall County. will also be voted
upon at the said meeting. Every poll
cyholder in the said company are en-
titled to vote.
Newfolden, Dec. 18th, 1909.
Nels Skaug, Secretary
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-01-06
+ 4 + + + : +
ADDITIONAL LOCAL NEWS

ADDITIONAL LOCAL NEWS
$50 4 = = .
Two span horses for sale cheap by
M. L. Larson.
L. M. Olson attended to banking
matters at Alvarado yesterday.
r Fred Keppler, of Ada, is here for
visit with children and grand chill
dren. ~ = r>z.s.s-- <..-.-'s =
Mrs. James Nook and children re-
turned to their home at Sanborn on
Tuesday.
No better entertainment ever heard
in Warren. The Spanish Orchestra,
Jan. 18th.
. Miss Dora Holcomb, who has spent
the summer at Denver, has arrived
home for a visit. j
o. G. Valtinson, who is now located
at Sissiton, S. D., visite1 with his
family here during the holidays.
The Modern Woodman lodge had
blow ont at their hill last evening,
and ar enjoyable time is reported by
those participating.
FOR SALE A number of shoats,
two good boar pigs. and four buck
lambs. Johnson Bros, Riverside
Farm. Warren, Mimi.
Melville Larson, who has spent the
past few months at Hope, N. D., has
returned for a months visit with his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. M. L. Larson.
The Middle River w. c. T. U. will
hold it's next meeting Jan. 18th at
the home of Mr.. Louis HeadQuist In
town Of Alma commencing at 8
O'Clock in the evening. : Z
! Eighty marriage licenses we're issued
by Clerk of Court Swandby during the
i past year. This is small number
fer soelarge q county. 1t was an OF
! year in the matrimonial line.
! A fine baby boy was born at the
home Of Clerk Of Court Swandby on
= New Years eve. Though she is tho
last to be counted. in the report OF
births for the year. she is by no
means the least so the father thinks.
Rev. Grant Stroh and family depart
ed on Monday evening for Heyworth,
ILL.,, where Rev. Stroh will be the
pastor in a large and we'll established
Presbyterian church. The best wishes
i of their many friends in Warren 60
with them. -.~..s-. -
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-01-06
ORIENTAL SERVANT A JEWEL
All Around Ability Of the alndispens.
able "eoy" In India 10 Something
to Wonder At. 49,

In these days of loud wailing about
the naughty domestic, exorbitant
wages and small returns it is soothing
to recall the efficiency and submissive
service of the oriental servant.
In India the indispensable "boy''
does everything-"boy" being gen.
eric name regardless of age or native
notwithstanding in remuneration the
equivalent Of $12 to $14 a month at the
most. He buys your railroad tickets,
checks your luggage, settles the clam
ors of luggage coolies, gives your tips
and Shoes away the hordesz of beggars,
telegraphs to hotels for your rooms
and takes, care of them when you get
there, makes the bed, brings the az
ternoon tea. stands beside your chair
at table and serves you, brings your
account when you leave and wrangles
for you over its inevitable extortions,
At the dak bungalows he forages
for your meals and, IT necessary.
cooks them. He produces washmen,
sewing men and all sorts Of dealers In
everything In demand. He makes up
your bed on sleeping cars and replen.
ishes your supply Of ice and soda. He
runs your errands, cleans your boots
and hats, darns your stockings and
mends your clothes.
When you walk abroad, he attends
you and directs you to the bazars
where you will be robbed least, receiv.
ing his commission later from an ap'
lreciative proprietor.
For every cent intrusted to him for
general expenditure he renders an &C.
count, and though he doubtless robs
you gently he does not let others do
1t (and it is distinctly advantageous to
be robbed by one person rather than a
scorel.
lie is silent and noiseless, salaams
whenever you speak to him, and
never enters your presence with his
shoes on or his turban of.
And. finally, his multifarious day
ended, he wraps himself in his shawl
end sleeps across your threshold.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-01-06
Bees Hive In Cave.

High above the timber line on tho
great round top Of Mount Rainer:; ana
not 100 feet from the line Of perpetual
snow. colony Of wild honey bees has.
chosen an exposed diminutive cavern
in pile OF granite rocks for a hive.
The bees were discovered by Christian
Hansen and Osmond Daily. two Seat
lie young men. who were climbing to
the summit OF the mountain. Hansen
observed honey bee crawling over
m Icy rock and called the attention
81 Daily to It. They pried open the
rock pile and dislodged an erroneous
colony OF bees The busy workers,
attracted likely by the masses of
mounain flowers Of the mountain. had
made several hundred pounds Of white
honey
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-01-06
PILED HIGH AS A MOUNTAIN
Twenty Thousand Tons Of Old iron
Encompassed In Single Pile
in San Francisco.

The largest scrap heap in the world
is in San Francisco. q relic OF the
great fire which followed the earth.
quake of April. 1906. It Is 10 feet
high. 100 feet square. and contains co.
900 tons. all cut in equal lengths Of
18 inches, and piled in one solid mass.
with the sides as smooth and solid a.
a brick wall.
This Is the only one OF four heaps
of equal size and proportions which
remains intact In its original size
and shape. the other three having been
drawn upon as the material was need
ed. Many other scrap heaps are
piled about the bay awaiting ship
ment. some as big as house. and 9th.
ers mere hillocks. scattered over acres
OF ground.
Since the fire one company has
handled 10000 tons of this old mate
rial It has six large shears In op-
Grafton to cut the iron and steel.
either that It may be better handled
for shipment or for the furnace. says
the Iron Trade Review Little Of
this scrap Is used in San Francisco.
the bulk of It being shipped to the
Atlantic coast or to European ports.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-01-06
Long Enough.

Transient-Kindly tell me whether
this ticket will allow me a stop-over
here?
Station Agent-lt depends. What do
you want to stop for?
Transient-To visit some rather dis:
tant relatives of mine. the Jinkses.
\ Station Agent-Then you'll have
plenty of time. This ticket is good
for the next train.
Transient-See here! Do you know
how long intend to stop3,
Station Agent-Not exactly; but
know the Jinkses!-Puck.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-01-06
Plenty to Do.

You seem to be. doing q good bust.
ness." said the meter reader to the
druggist. 49,. = g. ..'jt@s's@s s.'..
cts unusually good tonight" 70.
piled the cheerful druggist. i've had
seven patrons who asked to see tho
city directory, five who used the tele.
phone. IL who bought postage stamps,
and one who wanted me to remove
his porous plaster. Its rush of bust.
ness like this that makes druggist
wish he had been brought up a motor
man or a truck driver" -Cleveland
Plain Dealer. " 4# s=c~
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-01-06
The Number Thirteen.

Does the number Is influence q ca.
reer in the army? is question asked
by a Paris contemporary, impelled by
the fact that M. Oudin appears thir.
teenth in the navy list at st. Cyr. He
has just been gazetted as sublieu.
tenant In a cavalry regiment, de.
clares the London Globe. Thirteen Is
not looked upon as an unlucky mum.
Der at St. Cyr, for among those who
have stood thirteenth In the list are
Marshal MacMahon In 1925. Gen
Bourbaki held the same place MINI
years later. Gen. Lavcaucoupet. on
of the heroes at Metz In 1870. was an.
other Is. Among the living generals
Is Gen. Balloud, who left in 1868, and
has since had a brilliant career.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-01-06
No Match for Her.

"Ah!" he lightly cried. II canno,
give you the key to my mind"
She smiled till the tips Of her
pearly teeth fretted her ripe. red lip.
why should there be any key to
your MIND" she gently asked. do
men put locks on empty storerooms ~
Seeing that he was no match for
her in trenehant badini.ge he strolled
llnguid!p away.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-01-06

LOSI-N uleLtk i..arS with a 10
foot line around the neck. Got away
from ME at Burnside School house.
section 20 town OF McCrea. Finder
please hold horse and report. and i
will come to get her and pay expens-
es. Aug. Dura, Stranaq"ist MINI.
FOR SA' .E.-Four yeaTl'rg bucks. two
Shropshire and two Oxfords. l..
Lambarson, Warren. MINI. It.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-01-06

Thirty Arrested for Murder Plot.
Bombay, Jan. The police arrest
es:ytilirty persons suspected Of compile
sitJ In the assassination plot that re-
suited in the death on Dec. % Of
Arthur NJ. T. Jackson. the English adj
illustrative head of the city Of Mask
Jickson was shot to death as he was
entering a theater in company with
ITO women.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-01-06

Soma of the most elegant Silver.
ware and Cut Glass to be seen at
Farrells. The Reliable" Jeweler. b
Our stock is almost as complete as
it WAS week ago, as we are replen-
ishing the same every day with new
goods, at Holm's.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1910-01-06

Don't forget Farrell the jeweler,
when you want Piano or Phono-
6raIh. He has them on hanl, and at
the right Prices.