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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-03-31
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Miss Mabel Smith is improving after
being i'll several weeks with an attack
of the grip.
Word has been, received from Charles
Lingo, who went to Amarillo, Tex.
several weeks ago for the benefit of his
health, that he is being greatly bene-
flied by the climate and that already
he is much improved.
Miss Alice Bremen has returned to
work after being off three weeks on a
business trip She spent two weeks in
Kansas City and one week in St. Louis.
Miss Edna Watts has returned from
ST. Joseph, where she spent a week
visiting relatives and friends.
The regular meeting of the Ladies'
Aid society of the Methodist church
was held in the church Wednesday
Mr.. Roy, welton has returned to his
home in Ellis, Kan, after spending sew
eral days here with relatives and
friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. w. johnson of Dan
vile, ILL., came here Monday, called by
the death of their nephew, Clyde Pas
| ley, who died Saturday of typhoid
pneumonia after weeks illness.
Mrs. Sarah McGregor has returned
from Emporia, where she made a
weeks visit with relatives and friends.
| Mrs Louise Wilson is spending sew
eraI days in Wichita visiting her
daughter, Mrs. Mildred Eby.
Albert Wagner is able to be at work
again after several days illness with
an attack of grip
Mrs. c. R. Cole returned Monday
evening frorn Broken Arrow, Okla,
where she spent several weeks visiting
her brother, Mr.. John Sanders, and
| family.
VIM Main is able to be up and
around after being sick with an attack
| of measles.
Mrs w. l. Hummel is very sick at
her home on Michigan avenue with an
attack of appendicitis.
| The Ladies Aid of the Presbyterian
| church will give an April FOOLS social
| in the church Friday evening
| Mrs. Reese Van SAINT is spending sew
eral days in Kansas City visiting rela-
| tives and friends.
/ Miss Hazel Alexander has returned 20
her home in Wichita after spending a
week here visiting relatives and
| friends.
Miss Grace Doyle, who has been sick
| in Christ's hospital for number OF
weeks with an attack of typhoid fever,
was able to be taken to her home on
Oakland avenue Monday.
| Mr.. Arthur Campbell of Wakarusa is
here spending several days visiting Mr.
and Mrs. E. J. Jones'
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-03-31
IS NORDMARK CRAZY?
Once in Asylum and May Be Adjudged
Insane.

Scandal, Kan. March 31.-Charles
Nordmark, the hermit" of Scandal,
may never be tried for the muir
der of the Ldndah1 family with which
he was charged by the coroner's jury.
Instead. unless new evidence is discov-
cred by the county officers, he may be
freed from the murder charge, even if
he comes to trial. Immediate steps,
however, will be taken to test his
sanity, for the officers do not believe
it safe to allow him to take up his
lonely existence again in his miser-
able howell on the banks of the Repub-
lican river.
I'VE probably will bind Nordmark
over to the district court on a charge
of murder" County Attorney Vance
said I'VE do not expect opposition in
this. However. ( am frank to say that
we must have new evidence, which is
lacking vet. or we cannot press the
charge to trial"
1t IS generally expected that the out
come of the Investigation of the brutal
murder of LindahI and his two chill
dren will be an inquiry into Nord-
marks sanity. He spent eight months
il the state asylum for the insane sew
era1 years ago. being discharged as
harmless Already the howell in which
are taking care OF the "hermit's' horses
Until the trouble is settled. Crowds of
curious have visited the deserted farm
since the tragedy and gazed in wonder
at the strange home of the hermit"
Nordmark's home is set back in a
little clearing in a wilderness of trees
and underbrush and fallen logs. The
house, a. small. one-story shack, I'M
Tainted and weather beaten, adds to
the general air of desolation about the
place. Inside is a scene of desolation.
The one room, 12x14 feet, is full of
empty boxes, one piled upon the other.
In one corner is the pallet on which
he slept. In another corner is the stove
on which he cooked his meals. An up
turned box served as a table.
Here the old man has lived for years,
friendless and alone. except for the oc-
casional visit of a farm hand or neigh
bor The house has been barred by
the county officers to protect the her
n.it's" property from the curious, eager
for souvenirs.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-03-31
Nervousness and Bad Dreams
Caused by Upset Stomach

usefulness in building up the stomach
and putting it into perfect condition
that has made Mi-o-na known the
world over as the greatest prescription
for stomach diseases and indigestion
ever written.
Put your stomach in fine shape with
Mi-o-na and your nervousness and bad
dreams will quickly vanish.
Mona stomach tablets are guara1-
teed to cure indigestion, sour stomach,
heartburn, belching of gas, heavfness
and all stomach disturbance or money
back.
For sale by druggists everywhere at
so cents large box.
Just read how Mr.. Cook got rid OF
the worst kind of digestion.
II had indigestion in it's worst form
and was advised to use Mi-o-na. I then
weighed about III lbs. The first few
doses gave me marked benefit and after
using two boxes 1 was entirely cured.
Am now 81 years old and weigh 1852 lbs
and am in perfect health, thanks to Mi
o-na."-C. c. Cook, 235 South Main
Street, Herkimer, N. Y.
Booths Pills never fail to stimulate
the liver. Cure constipation, Csc.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-03-31
DR.. COOK IN new YORK
1t Is Reported That Explorer Is Sc
creted in City.

New York, March S1.-The latest report
about DR.. Frederick A. Cook. the. vanish
ing Polar explorer, has it that he is in
several days Friends of the explorer are
quoted as authority for the statement that
home of Mrs. Elmer Dudley, Mrs. Cook s
sister, who lives on East 18th street. Mrs.
Cook and the children are said to have
been with him. Later in the day, it is
said, that the family departed for re-
mote section of the city, their destination
being known only to immediate relatives.
The Dudleys decline either to confirm or
deny the report.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-03-31

TTZ acts at once and makes tired
aching swollen feet remarkably fresh
and sore proof.
: It's the sure remedy, you know. for
everything that gets the matter with
your feet. It's for sore feet and for
Bweaty, bad smelling feet, and for
corns, callouses and bunions, too.
"For years I have been troubled
with sore and tender feet: suffered in
tense pains. Have had the assistance
of physicians without relief. i bought
a box of TTZ, which worked q perfece
cure, as it has with q great many of
my friends. 1 would not be without it.
All ft requires is to be known to be
universally used."-A. r. Dreutzer.
Chicago.
TIZ Is not a powder. Powders and
other foot remedies clog up the pores.
TIZ draws out all poisonous exuda-
tions which bring on soreness of the
feet and is the only remedy that does.
TIZ cleans out every pore and glOri-
ffes the feet-your feet.
f.; You'll never limp again or draw up
your face in pain, and you'n forget
about your corns, bunions and cal
1ouses. You'll feel like a new person
TIZ is for sale at all druggists, 20
cents per box, or it will be sent you
direct If you wish, from Walter
Luther Dodge & Co., Dodge Bldg.
Chicago. Ill Recommended and sold
by Geo. w. Stansf1eld, $50 Kansas
ave: A o. Rosser. 528 Kansas ave.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-03-31
THERE ARE THREE TRIPODS.
Foreign p. O. OnfciaIs send Warning
to Letter Writers.

New York, March 31.-At the request
of foreign post officials a notice has
been posted in the New York postoffice
calling attention to the fact that letters
destined for Tripon are often missent
because of inaccuracies in the address
the fault of the writer. There are
three Tripolis in countries bordering on
the Mediterranean, one in Syria, one in
Greece and one in Northern Africa.
The necessity of properly designating
the destination Of mail bound for their
cities is urged
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-03-31
GUEST OF PRESS CLUB.
Andrew Carnegie Entertained by Chi
cago Newspaper Men.

Chicago. March 31.-Andrew Carnegie is
the guest of the Chicago Press club to-
day. Practically every minute of his time
from the time he arrives from the west
until he leaves for Pittsburg in the even
ing will be devoted to sight seeing In
the party with Mr. Carnegie are Mrs
Carnegie. Miss Carnegie, Mrs. Russell
Sage Prof. Frederick Holder, Major and
Mrs L. S. Slocum, Edwin Gould, Mrs.
Gould, Frank Miller Gould and a number
of others.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-03-31

half of one per cent per pound for
stemming. The strikers were disorder
ly to such an extent this morning that
the police were twice called to the to-
bacco district. Nearly two thousand
tobacco workers are now on strike and
other walkouts are expected.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-03-31

Two times when every man loses all
his dignity. When he is soaking wet
and when he is chasing his hat in a
wind storm
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-03-31
Tobacco stemmers Strike.

Louisville, KY. March 31.-Eleven
hundred negro men, women and chill
dren employed in one of the American
Tobacco company's stemmeries here
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-03-31

1t will be of thrilling interest to kno'
that Mr.. Grimes was a success as
brides father.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-03-31

Anderson. Miss Jene Barrickman, Miss
Helen Wellman, Miss Matte Bair, Mr..
! Clifford Peck, Mr.. Harry Blanchard.
Notes and Personals.
J.J. King Is the man who sells real
estate. See him.
Mrs. Brady Sayler of Enid, Ok, has
been called here on account of the
death OF her brother. Joe Artzer. He
died suddenly at North Yakima. Wash.
The funeral arrangements have not
been announced.
Word has been received here of the
death of Mrs. James butcher, the sis
ter of Mrs. C. w. Armstrong, which
occurred Monday night at her home in
San Bernardino, Cal. She has been an
invalid for some time.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bridge. of Harrington,
are visiting Mr.. Bridges parents Mr..
and Mrs. c. r. Bridge. Mr.. Bridge, Jr.,
employed by the Rock Island, is laying
off duty on account of spradned ankle.
He sustained the injury when he fell
Off of car recently.
Union Pacific trains No. ITO due $40
a m. and No. 102 due $50 a. m. east
bound, arrived this morning about 26
hours late. w. 8. Parker of st. Louis,
one of the passengers who came from
Salt Lake. said that the train switched
around all day yesterday in the Denver
yards. He also said that around Chey-
enne, Wyo, the snow was very bad,
but there was little snow east of Hugo,
Col.
Cut flowers for all occasions. at Jas.
Hayes, florist. 107 West Eighth.
Rumnage sale at Bethany college
Thursday D. m. to D. m.
Fresh buttermilk at the Topeka
Creamery Co. Ind. phone 1888.
Headquarters for paint. Campbell
Drug company.
The Mystic circle will meet tonight
at the home of Mrs. Alice Kane of 1923
Quincy street. The anniversary of
modern Spiritualism will be celebrated.
Mrs Ed Brown of Kansas City is
visiting at the home of Mrs. Albert
Hohnbaum, north of Topeka.
The Excelsior Bible class of the Cen
trail Avenue Christian church will give
a public reception at the home of Mrs.
Brandon, SIS Monroe street, Friday
night
Fred voiland has returned from a
business trip to ST. Joe.
Miss Stella Foster IS visiting in Bur-
1ingame.
Just received a car of red oats from
Oklahoma Forbes Bros.
Another 1000 lot of beautiful penny
postal cards has just been received by
us. Don't miss them. H. H. BARS
book store.
All kinds of soda at A. M. Petro's
drug store
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-03-31

Governor Stubs in an interview says
that the United States will be absolute
ly dry within ten years. More IF
Stubbs's dry humor.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-03-31

Where is the young lady who used tc
swear thusly: "Oh Peruna, but I've
got a headacheP'
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-03-31

This is the season when a man makes
a futile clutch at his hat and says:
221Il
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-03-31

Anderson, Miss Jene Barrickman, Miss
Helen Wellman, Miss Matte Bair. Mr..
Clifford Peck, Mr.. Harry Blanchard.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1910-03-31

Community Comment.
Morning paper: Terrific storm
brewing in Rockies" Is the storm a
moon sinner"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1910-06-08
BREWERS ARE
CHEERFUL NOW
Pretend to Believe That Wave
of Prohibition Has Begun
to Recede
CONDEMN THE SODA FOUNTAIN
Declare That They Are the Only
Simon Pure Advocates of
Real Temperate.

Washington, D. c., June S.-"If
beer pumps were compared with the
average soda fountain" said Carl J..
Hoster, president of the United States
Brewers Association, in opening the
fiftieth convention of that body today,
1T would be seen that the beer pump
is in hygienic class by ITSELF" Mr..
Hoster declared that he was far from
apologizing for being a brewer. He
recognized in every one a logical pro-
moter of true temperance. He pre-
dicted the speedy return to license of
those states which had adopted prohi-
bition or local option. The vigilance
committee, which reported today be-
lieves that the year just ended mark
ed the height and the beginning of the
recession of the wave of prohibition.
Strong argument for the restoration of
the army canteen was made in re-
port of the publication committee.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1910-06-08
MINER KILLS HIMSELF
IN COLORADO SALOON.
Was LoVeIorn About Fickle Lass
and VainIy Sought SoIace in
Stronu Drink

Ouray, Colo, June S.-Love for a
girl, whom he addressed in a farewell
note as Pearl" prompted Frank Rob
erts, miner, "a years Old. to swallow
a large quantity of potassium perman-
gate. He is dying at the local hospi-
tai After ordering a drink in a local
saloon, he stepped to the middle of
the floor, and drawing a photograph
from his pocket exclaimed: Here's
to you, my Pearl, the sweetest girl
in the world; may you find the happi-
ness in life with another that you
would not share with me. Goodbye" "
The lovelorn miner pressed his lips
to the picture and, pouring the con-
tents of vial into his glass of liquor,
drank it. He then turned and started
to walk out, but collapsed before
reaching the door.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1910-06-08
SALE OF CENTRAL
IS PROBABLE
Foreclosure Suit Filed Today
in District Court by
Judge Mann
FOR PlTTSBURG TRUST CO.
Extension to Roswell, Hagan
and Albuquerque VIII Pro-
badly Be Built.

Judge Edward A. Mann today filed
in the district court for Santa Fe
county a complaint by the Pittsburg
Trust Company against the New Mex
leo Central Railroad Company. South
Side Trust Company of Pittsburg,
Charles C. Murray, receiver, H. S. FRI
day, P. Archibeque, A. J. Apodaca, An
dres Vigil, Alberto Vigil, w H SUIT
ton, e. B. Shreves, B. O'Laughlin. R.
K Durham, E. Evers, l.. NJ. Way, B. H.
Calkins, w. w Richardson, Epimenio
V. Garcia Prudencia Garcia, V. Lo-
bato, B. V. limerick, W. H. H. Thomas,
f. r. Reel, P. Doddridge, A. Butter
worth and Felipe Garcia, to foreclose
the deed of trust made to secure an is
sue of $2,000,0O0 in bonds, by the
Santa Fe Central Railway Company
The bill Of complaint alleges that the
defendants defaulted the interest on
these bonds; that the New Mexico
Central Railroad Company is wholly
insolvent; that it is indebted upon
promissOry notes and upon audited
vouchers the sum of $4,000; that
various mechanics liens have been
fled that interest on the bonds has
not been paid for more than two
years; that the other defendants than
the railroad company, receiver, ETC.
claim to have judgments or liens
against the defendant Santa Fe Cen
tral Railway and New Mexico Central
Railroad companies.
The complaint therefore asks that
its mortgage be decreed a lien upon
all property of the defendant railway
and railroad companies; that in case
of default the property be sold in its
entirety under decree of the court;
that a receiver be appointed during
, the pendency of the suit; that a writ
OF injunction be issued to restrain the
defendant railroad company, its Of
I ficers, directors, agents and all other
persons from interfering with, trans
iGEGlHS, Selling anu ulopOSlilS VI any
of the property of the defendant; ana
praying for such other relief as the
case may demand.
/ 1t is rumored here that this fore
closure suit is the preliminary for
closing negotiations for the purchase
, of the New Mexico Central Railroad
! Company, including the Albuquerque
and Eastern and other subsidiary
properties: that the probable pur-
chaser proposes to construct imme-
diately upon taking possession, the
planned extension from Torrance to
Roswell, from Moriarty to the Hagan
coal fields and to Albuquerque. If this
rumor is correct, then this action is
of the greatest consequence not only
to Santa Fe but to all of New Mexico.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1910-06-08
DOG HOWLED
. ALL NIGHT
Pumpkin Vine Withered by
Shadow of Indian Girl
Falling on 1t
PROVED HER TO Be WITCH
Sixteen Year Old Mamie Holmes
Escapes Torture and Death
by Flight.

San Bernardino, Cal. June S.-Driv-
en- by fear of death at the hands of
her tribe, whose members believe her
to be a witch, Mamie Holmes, an In
dian girl sixteen years old, has walk
ed more than a hundred miles from
the Tochilla reservation to the Santa
Manuel reservation near Highland.
She was found by officers of the res
ervation as she was about to redeem
herself from "witchood' by bathing
in the waters of the Arrow Head river
The girl was taken in charge by In
dian Agent Boyce, who says he learn
ed several days ago of preparations
to torture or kill her." She was sent
to the government school at Phoenix,
Ariz. Sufficient proof to the Indians
that the girl was a witch were the
facts that several on the reservation
We're taken i'll, that pumpkin vine
had withered after the girls shadow
had fallen on it, and that a dog chain
ed in front of patients shack would
howl all night.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1910-06-08
A. w. COOLEY, TRAVELLING
MAN FOUND DEAD.
Native of Massachusetts He Moved to
Denver for His Health and Sue
cun1bs to Attack of Heart
Disease.

Denver, Colo, June S.-A. w.
Cooley, aged Al years, an advertising
man was found dead in his room in the
Palms hotel Heart disease is beilev-
ed to have caused his death. Cooley is
survived by his wife and one son.
He was a native Of Springfield,
Mass, and had been employed by the
New York Herald and other Eastern
newspapers. Several years ago his
health began to fail and he came to
Denver, 1t was thought he had re-
gained his health until a few months
ago, when heart trouble again attack
ed him. Sunday Cooley was extremely
weak, and did not answer when called
yesterday morning. Thinking he was
sleeping, the landlady Mrs. H. B,
Tudor, left. She returned later in the
day and when she received no re-
sponse to her knocking, she unlocked
the door and found the man lying
across a chair dead.
Coroner McGovern intends to make
an investigation, as it is thought that
in a fit of depression Cooley might
have committed suicide.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1910-06-08
GOBBLED UP NEW
MEXICO COMPANIES
Seven Million Dollar Corporation In
corporated to Take Up Electric
Power and Traction Com
paines.

Denver, June S.-A seven million
dollar merger of traction, light and
power companies in Colorado, New
Mexico and Wyoming, was con.
summater in this city today, ac.
cording to the Times The Federal
Light and Traction Company of New
York will take over the United States
Light and Traction Company Of this
city; the Grays Harbor Railway and
Light Company of Oregon; the Sherl-
dan (Wyo.) Electric Light and Power
Company; the Rawlins (Wyo.) Elec-
trio Light and Fuel Company; the
Montrose (Colo) Electric Light and
Power Company; the Hobart (Okla.)
Electric Light and Power Company;
the Albuquerque Electric Power Com
pany; the Albuquerque Gas, Electric
Light and Power Company; the Las
Vegas Light and Power Company; the
Las Vegas Transit Company; the Tue
son Gas, Electric Light and Power
Company, and the Tucson Rapid Tran
sit Company The United States
Company has been gathering the
others into a combination for several
months and the Federal company was
organized to make the merger com.
plete. 1t is reported that the Ma
tional City bank of New York is heav
lily interested in the project.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1910-06-08
BRILLIANT INTERNATIONAL
WEDDING IN LONDON.
First of Three AngIo-American Mar
riages to Be Celebrated This
Month.

London, June S.-Marriage of Wis
count Maidstone, son of the Earl of
Winchelsea and Nottingham, and Miss
Margaretta Armstrong Drexel, dalgh
ter of Anthony DreXel, is the first OF
three Anglo-American weddings to
take place in London this month and
was celebrated this afternoon at St
Margaret's Westminster. But for the
death of the king, placing many peo
pie in mourning, this would have been
one of the big social events of the
season. The bride wore gown OF
soft cream satin, with a long court
train of white and gold brocade, while
her lace vein and the lace on hel
gown were those worn by her mother
grandmother and great aunt at their
weddings.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1910-06-08
WOULD PROHIBIT
GAME OF BRIDGE WHIST
Louisiana Legislator Has Rather
Shopworn Idea About Playing
Cards,

Baton Rouge, La, June S.-Repre-
sentative Derouen has given notice Of
a bill in the lower house for the "ab-
solute suppression of the playing of
bridge whist. Il am introducing this
measure said Mr.. Derouen, "for the
benefit of the children of my state who
rarely have an opportunity to know
their bridge playing mothers. 1t is
also for the benefit of husbands who
hardly have a speaking acquaintance
with their bridge playing wives
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1910-06-08
BIG CHANGE IN
OATIL FOREST
One Hundred Thousand Ac-
res VIII Be Thrown Open
to Settlement
60.00O,OOO FEET OF TIMBER
Reservation Re-Ciassified---Min.
ing Camp of Fluorine Is Mat
erially Affected.

Washington, d. c., June Sixty
million feet of merchantable timber
have been added to the Datil national
forest in New Mexico and nearly 100,-
OOO acres of land will be thrown open
to settlement by a proclamation is
sued by President Taft today.
1t reclassifies that forest and adds
more than $4,000 acres of wooded
lands to the national forest domain.
The mining camp of Fluorine in the
forest is now classified in homestead
lands. All lands restored will be
thrown open to settlement by the sec
retary OF the interior later
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1910-06-08
ITALY HAS GAINED
DOWN AGAIN
Believed That Worst is Over in the
Earthquake Stricken Region
Slight Shocks During Night.

Naples, June S.-A series of slight
shocks was felt during the night at
points in southern Italy. Today how
ever, the people throughout the region
severely shaken yesterday are calmer
in the belief that the worst is over.
American Ambassador Leishman Wis,
tied the American cruiser New York
IN the harbor today. If necessity aris-
es the cruiser will contribute to the
work of relief for the quake sufferers
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1910-06-08
TWO CABINET OFFICERS
AT ROOSEVELT RECEPTION.
President Taft Will Also Send Per-
sona Letter of Welcome With
His Military Aide.

Washington, June S.-President
Taft today asked Secretary of the
Navy Meyer and Secretary of Agricul-
ture Wilson, both of whom were in
the Roosevelt cabinet to go to New
York on June IS to meet Colonel
The President will also send a letter
to Colonel Roosevelt by Captain Arch
When leaving Mr.. Rollins will take
with him a small idol formerly owned
by Charles Haspelmath and presented
to him by a Santa Fean.