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The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28
TERRIBLE PICTURE
OF SUFFERIll
A Terrible Picture of Sufferins
Drawn by Mrs. McElroy Of
Clinton, KY, Points
It's Own Moral,

Clinton, KY was a sufferer 4,
six years from female troubles
could not eat and could not stand !,
my feet without suffering great pain
II tried three of the best doctors i
the State of Kentucky and they ssia
/ was in critical condition and gojur
down hill.
II had lost all hope of ever beius
better. | was so weak I had TO n
helped up and down. | had neuralpi,
dragging sensations and such awful
hurting, low down in my right side,
| could hardly bear it.
"After using Cardui, for one week
I found l was getting better, so |!
continued to take it and in -four
months time l felt better than had
in six years.
Il advise all suffering women to
take Cardui. / got more benefit from
s. worth of Cardui than from 500
worth of doctors medicines"
The only way you can get the bene.
fit of the genuine Cardui herbs, is By
buying bottle of Cardui at your drug
gist's. He does not keep the crude
drug, as it is not in the pharmacopoeia
Fifty years of proof of its merit
in actual practice, has convinced Us,
and those who have tested it, of the
value of Cardui in female weakness
and disease.
Why not test it for yourself?
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28
Science VS.. Life,
Exs -- ~

An officer Of the medical corps Of
the regular army has filed protest
against the reduction of the food OF
soldiers to what Is termed scientific
basis. The figures as to starches and
proteids may work out in the labora.
tory, he says, but they fail to leave
a satisfying feeling in the stomachs
of enlisted men.
The conflict between science and
life is one of the most interesting
phenomena of modern times. Things
have trick of doing just so among
the test tubes and retorts. The chem
list makes new steel that is harder
than any. other ever discovered. The
assayer can save every trace of gold
out of sample of ore. The food
specialist knows facts which are so
tremendous he has to have a Ian
guage of many jointed words to tell
about them. Yet the laboratory steel
and that produced by the same for
mula in the mills are often two very
different materials. No stamp mill,
cyanide or chloride process, or smell.
ter, ever succeeded in taking all the
precious metal out of ore The hu.
man body, in some irritating way or
other, insists upon having something
more than pure nourishment. 1t has
become used to getting waste materi-
Il also and won't. be happy unless it
Blade.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28
Interpretation of Bach.

Where the idea came from that to
play Bach in the true spirit it must
be made as angular, dry and dull as
perverted human minds could con-
ceive is a mystery. That Bach, with
the most enormous output credited to
any musician, pouring from him in
an unbroken stream all his life long
with spontaneity stamped on every
measure, desired his music to be
played with the metronome going, and
all individuality, all imagination, all
freedom scared out of the artist. is
arrant nonsense Small wonder most
people dread the very sound of his
name, and what a shame it is that
he must usually be heard through a
so inelastic and false that no
conception of his real character ts
Dossible.-Chicago Post
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28
Cottonseed Oil and Flour.

When cottonseed oil was first put
on the market, thirty years ago, pop
ular prejudice was against it. Pre-
dictions were made that it would
never be used. Legislation against
its use was urged.
Oil and cake together, crushing
and grinding cottonseed has built
up great trade. An acre which
grows bale Of cotton returns to it's
cultivator nearly as much for oil and
cake as for cotton. When cotton was
Is cents pound and the seed was
wasted, man got SIS for the lint
and that was all. Now with cotton
at Is cents pound he gets SIS for
lint and almost as much more for oil
and cake. Nor does cultivation cost
him any more
Cottonseed oil has become a food
widely used and enters into many
arts. The cake has been fed to cat
tie. Ground, a recent report shows,
that it yields flour five-fold more
nutritive than wheat flour.
Like oil, it's use as food will take
time. The early oil was almost I'M
eatable until processes were improv-
ed. The flour will have to go
through the same experience and
Chemical analysis and
human digestion do not give the
same results in food.
But exactly as corn, once fed prin-
cipally to cattle, has entered into
human consumption on scale three
or four times larger than twenty
five years ago, as breakfast foods
came into use, so cottonseed flour
will gradually become a staple food
for man.-Philadelph Press.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28
Summer is here, and with it, VIII

Summer is here, and with it, what
every woman hates: Freckles, Sun
Burn, and other blemishes. Of course
you wish to drive off such enemies
to good looks. Then use La Valliere
Peroxide Vanishing Cream. A harm
less, nol-greasy, effective face bleach.
If you try one jar, we are sure that
you will be so pleased with it, that
you will try another, and yet an
other. Your Druggist has it. Ask
him.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28
There is a reason
Why Grape-Nuts, does correl

There is a reason
Why Grape-Nuts'' does: correct
A weak, physical, or a
Sluggish mental condition.
The food is highly mt nutritious,
And is partially pre-digested,
50 that it helps the organs Of
the stomach
To digest other food.
L is also rich in the
Vital phosphates that 60
Directly to make up
! he delicate gray matter
OF brain and nerve centres.
Read "The Road to Wellville',
IN pkgs.4 There's a Reason.
POSTUM CEREAL COMPANY, Ltd,
Battle Greek. Mich
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28
Meat IN Aha dat ~

How much meat is in norma
diet? The answer to this question
is impossible of universal application
In matter of diet, as In almost ev
erything else, man is idiosyncratic
Some people naturally choose, nor
mally, more meat and some less. The
same is true Of every other com
ponent Of the diet. Many people have
repugnance to certain articles OF
food, vegetable or animal. Some peo-
pie, normally, eat larger percentage
Of meat than others. A stated
amount, therefore, can only be a gen.
eral one, applying to man as whole
and not to any particular individual.
When normal, man is left with the
choice of the diet, and, where all
forms of food are equally accessible,
1t is surprising to see what uniform
ity exists in the choice While it is
true that there are great differences
In the dietaries of different nations.
these differences are not so much
those of choice as of necessity The
true comparison, therefore, would be
in the dietary of men in different ma
lions of practically Independent
means who thus have an unrestricted
financial opportunity to crafty their
wants. Among this class of the com
munity remarkable degree Of uni
formity in the choice of diet is
found. A well-to-do man who takes
moderate exercise consumes about a
quarter of pound of protein, So of
a pound of fat, and IL pounds of
starch and sugar per day. By mod
crate exercise" l mean the man en-
gagged in moderate labor. Persons
If sedentary habits, of course, should
lat much less, but unfortunately they i
10 not all do so.-Dr. Harvey W.
Wiley in Golfers.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28
No Joke Either

YES" said a travelling man the
other night, Il was once out of sight
Of land on the Atlantic Ocean TWEEN
ty-one days"
There was a small-sized crowd sit.
ting around. Another man spoke I'D,
"On the Pacific Ocean one time I
didn't see land for twenty-nine days."
he said.
A little bald-headed man knocked
the ashes from his cigar
Il started across the Kaw River at
Topeka in skiff once he said, 'and
was out of sight of land before 1
reached the other side"
Jaw, come off," said the man who
had told the first tale. "The Kaw
isn't more than 800 feet wide at
Topeka
Il didn't say it was. said the lit
tie bald-headed man quickly. 1.-THE
skiff turned over and I sank twice."
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28
External and Internal Lies,

Kant says a lie may be externa
or internal; external may be uttered
and so bring one into the contempt
Of others; internal violates a mans
own dignity. Goethe said he used. tc
invent all manner of lies during his
childhood and tell them for truths
and If he had not turned these same
sort. Of lies into later fiction the re.
suit would have been most serious to
himself, so he said, in the way OF
making him out a criminal liar
New York Press.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28
Did His Part Thoroughly.

In order to avoid an arg, ment with
oman suffragist on the subject OF
,r hobby, happy bachelor galla.tly
acquiesced in the truth of her asser-
lions.
But, sir" st .rnly remarked the
spinster, your admission is any thing
hut creditable to you. What, fa. in
stance, have you ever done for the
emancipation of woman?"
Madam responded the gentleman
with polite smile and bow. Il have
at least remained bachelor"
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28
81; s% Us: s: ThompyOn's Water
Mexican Fly Traps.

The finest fly traps are not In !,
with a little Mexican spider named
mosquero. Natives gather from oak
trees a branch covered with this
SPIDERS nests and hang 1t up in the
house. The spiders begin on the
flies by wholesale. Mosquero nests
are very tidy, pretty and old maid
ish. A lot of tiny beetles make
their home therein with the spiders.
The beetles live on fly legs, the
crumbs and scraps from the mos
quero's table, and pay for their bed
and board by keeping the web house
perfectly clean and refined, eltins
everything and dropping no litter in
the Mexican professional gentle
mans house. Mrs. Mosqucro Is a
very quiet, orderly lady, who never
wanders from her own fireside or
strays from her own backyard, but
when fly calls round she gets very
busy with her spider knives and
SaWS.-NeW York Press
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28
A USEFUL SCIENCE.

"What is geography" asked the
father who was testing his sons pro
gress in study.
Geography" replied little Jimmy
Jiggs, sis what you put inside your
trousers when you think you are 60
ing to get whipping. Washington
Star
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28

The size Of the waves of the Allan
tic Ocean has been carefully ascer-
tanned, the result OF extensive inves.
tigation made by officers Of the Hyd-
geographic Office Of the Navy Depart
ment. In height these waves usually
average 80 feet, but in rough wealth
er they will attain some 40 to As
foot
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28

During the last two lean years
there was a large, outflow of immi-
grants returning to Europe because of
the want of employment. This out
flow has fallen Off SO per cent in re-
cent months, insists the Philadelphia
Record. On the other hand, there is
considerable increase of immigra-
ton. 1t is estimated by the Atlantic
steamship companies that the tide of
immigration this season will be as
strong as ever if no further measures
of restraint are. imposed on it.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28

virtues and values OF MUNYON'S Paw
Paw tonic and are made from the
juice OF the Paw-Paw fruit | un-
hesitatingly recommend these pills as
being the best laxative and cathartic
ever compounded. Send us postal or
letter. requesting free package of
Munyon's Celebrated Paw-Paw Laxa-
tive Pills, and we will mail same free
of charge. MUNYON'S HOMOEO-
PATHIC HOME REMEDY CO., SD
and Jefferson SITS, Philadelphia, Pa.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28

Says the st. Louis Republic: Oil
promotes economy Of room, absence
of smoke, reduction of the non-ight.
ing fore, ability almost instantly to
attain high speed efficiency and uni.
formity Of feed. The absence of
smoke is of inestimable Importance
both because it permits a war ship
to approach the enemy unheralded
BY a black banner in disguise and be-
cause it helps a weaker vessel to
speed away. Of all nations ranking
among powers of the first rank this is
best equipped by nature to supply for
its fighting fleets oil in quantity I'M
limited and at minimum cost. From
the Alleghanies to the Gulf and west
ward to the Pacific coast there exist
stores of petroleum whose develop-
ment already is enormous and whose
possibilities scarcely have been faith
cmed.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28

The Youths Companion tells this
story: At a certain railway station
an anxious man came to the door of
the baggage car and said: "Is there
anything for me?" After some search
among the boxes and trunks the bag.
gagemaster dragged out a demijohn
Of whiskey Anything more?" asked
the man. YES said the baggage
man, there is a gravestone. There's
no name on it, but it ought to go with
that liquor" Here's one to 20 with
it. A customer in a downtown saloon
where there is a teetotal bartender
asked fer whiskey and imported beer.
mixed the two, and remarked that his
mixture was stone WALL I'D call
it tombstone" the abstemious man
behind the bar remarked.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28
A Stupid Manservane.

"Chawles," he drawled to his new
manservant, as he settled himself
comfortably in his library armchair
Tor an after-dinner siesta, you are 10
waken me whenever / am thirsty"
tossing off Scotch highball as he
spoke
But how shall I know, Sir, when
you are thirsty?"
II shall be thirsty whenever I am
reused OF course" with a look Of
good-natured pity for the new mans
stuDidity.-New York Times.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28

pounds. Finally a
consultation of
doctors was held.
They decided / had
a fibroid kidney
and said it must
be removed. l had
the operation and
came out of the
hospital as sick as
ever. At last 1t
was NV pood for
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28
Unsightly Comp!exions.

The constant use of Cuticura Soap,
assisted by Cuticura Ointment, for
toilet, bath and nursery purposes not
, only preserves, purifies and beauties
, the skin, scalp, hair and hands, but
prevents Inflammation, Irritation and
clogging of the pores, the common
cause of pimples, blackheads, redness
and roughness, yellow, oily, notify
and other unwholesome conditions Of
the complexion and skin All who de-
light in a clean skin, soft, white
hands, a clear, wholesome scalp and
live, glossy hair, will find Cuticura
Soap most successful in realizing
every expectation.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment are
admirably adapted to preserve the
health of the skin and scalp of in
fants and children, and to prevent
minor blemishes or inherited skin HUI
mors becoming chronic, and may be
used from the hourof birth. Cuticura
Remedies are sold throughout the civ
ilized world. Send to Potter Drug &
Chem. Corp, sole proprietors, Boston,
Mass, for their free Cuticura Book, go
pages of Invaluable advice on care and
treatment Of the skin. scalp and hair.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28
Buy BATTLE AXE" SHOES.
Paper CIottss Sure Thinr.

Some time ago the report was cir
culated in this country of the discov-
cry of process to make clothes
from paper. The new cloth was nam
ed xylolin, and the discovery was
credited to a Saxon. The American
consuls in Saxony made an investiga-
ton of the report and found a really
serviceable cloth made from paper
wood fibre. The discovery is the re-
suit of years of pains-taking. study
and experimenting, and is regarded
as remarkable and important
achievement
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28
THE EVIDENCE LACKING.

Stand up, McNulty," said the po.
lice magistrate. Are you guilty or
not guilty?"
Faith, an it's meself as can't tell
thot till OF hear tn ividence." replied
McNulty.-Chicago News.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28
APackags Mailed Free on Request 81
MUNYON'S
PAW-PAWP PILLS

Inc pest StOm ach ana
Liver Pills known and
a positive and speedy
cure for Constipation,
Indigestion, Jaundice,
Biliousness, Sour Stom-
ach, Headache. and all
ailments arising from a
disordered stomach or
sluggish liver. They
contain In concen-
trated form all fha
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28

The velocipede was invented by
Drais in 1917.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28
%BUY" BATTLE AXE" SHOES
diff ellce
Remember this:

it may save your life. cathartics,
bird shot and cannon ball pills-tea
spoon doses Of cathartic medicines
all depend on irritation of the bowels
until they sweat enough to move. Cas-
1ayets strengthen the bowel muscles
so they creep and crawl naturally.
This means cure and only through
Casoa,ets can you get it quickly and
naturally. SO
Cascarets-l0c box-week's treat
ment. All druggists. Biggest seller
in the world-upiliiou boxes month.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28

BY neglecting Constipation. 1t leads
to autotoxemia. There is just on right
remedy for Constipation, that is Ma
ture Remedy (NR tablets). It's differ
from all others because it is thorough.
it corrects the entire digestive system
and the kidneys, cures DYSPEPSIA and
rheumatism. It's easy and sure to act.
rake one to-night-youll feel better in
gists. The A. H. Lewis Medicine CO.
st. Louis, Mo.
IF" is blamed for most of our
failures.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28
tcrd Most Often MisspelIed.

"Oblige," CT all the words in the
English language, is the one most fire.
quently misspelled. This assertion
is made by W. Stewart Thomson in
a new edition of his public Exam
ination Spelling Key and is based
upon practical experience and from
evidence provided by the papers Of
competitors in civil service examina-
tions.
Not per cent. of educated Eng
lishmen,' Mr.. Thomson adds, spell
correctly, even in standard books and
high class newspaper, the simple
word 'repellent.' The English lam
guage is living and growing thing
and dictionaries as a rule are about
fifty years behind the times. There
is perhaps no more common fallacy
with the experienced writer than the
idea that in these days of free edu.
cation and strict Government inspec-
ton, every schoolboy' can spell all
the fairly common English words
and that spelling book should.
therefore, contain only such as are
Of considerable difiiculty.'-London
Daily Mail.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28

DR.. Pierces Pellets, small, sugar coated
easy to take as candy, regulate and invig
crate stomach, liver and bowels and cure
constipation.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28

ELOPlNG UP TO DATE.
The coatless man puts careless
Round the waist Of the hatless
girl,
While over the dustless, mudless
roads
In a horseless wagon they whirl.
Like a leadless bullet from hammer
less gun,
by smokeless powder driven,
Ihey fly to taste the speeches. joys
BY endless union given.
Ihe only luncheon his coinless purse
Affords to them the means,
is a tasteless meal of homeless cod,
With dish Of stringless beans.
He smokes his old tobaccoless pipe
And laughs mirthless laugh
.When pape tries to coax her back
By wireless telegraph.
Motor Record.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28

Success For 70 Years-The record of Pain.
kater Perry Ddcis The remedy for diar
rnea, dysentery and all bowel complaints.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28

For HEADACHE-Hick's CAPUDINE
Whether from Colds. Heat. Stomach
or Nervous Troubles, Capudine will re-
lieve you. It's liquid-pleasant to take
acts Immediately. Try it. 10c. Csc.
and SOC at drug stores.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28

Buy CATTLE AXE" SHOES.
You are nearly always right-from
your own point OF view.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28

Too many peoples idea of friend
is some one they can impose upon.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28
Don't Risk Y0ur Life

You can't do your work we'll if
you dislike it.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28

Mrs Windows Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums. reduces 1nflama.
ton. allays pain. cures wind collie, 26c bottla
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28
OF COURSE.

i wonder why that rich Mrs. Tup.
per wears imitation furs?"
Probably because, it isn't real
cold."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28

Hicks Capudine is the best remedy
relieves the aching and feverishness-
cures the Cold and restores normal
conditions. It's liquid-effects imme-
diately. 10c. 25c and soc. at drug stores.
What is one mans lobby may be
anCthcc's own riaEtmare.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28

Opportunity is a good knocker, ad-
mits the Commoner, but there are
others
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28
A GRATEFUL WOMAN.
Has Only One Kidney, But is Sound
and Well.

Mrs. L. Wick, 287 Dewey Ave,
Pittsfield, Mass, says: II ran down
In health until / only weighed IS
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28

For Red, Itching Eyelids, Cysts,
Styes, Falling Eyelashes and All Eyes
That Need Care, Try Murine Eye
Salve. Aseptic Tubes, Trial Size Csc.
Ask Your Druggist or Write Murine
Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28

tune to begin using Doan's Kidney
Pills. They strengthened the remain
ing kidney and increased my weight
to 121 pounds. I have no more
trouble
Remember the name-Doan's. For
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28

Fitchville, Ohio.-"My daughter was
down, suffered from pains in her side, /,
nmDs, and could walk but short dista1
time. She came very near having
prostration. had begun to cough a go
ana seemed melancholy by spells. 81
Two doctors but got little help. Since
Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable Cor
Blood Purifier and Liver pills she
proved SO much that she feels and 10,
another girl. Mrs. G. Cole, Fitchville
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28

Many candidate has spoiled his
chances by being too candid.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28

was my good for
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28

Every man thinks he's superior
judge of human nature.
Buy BATTLE AXE" SHOES.
One woman can stir up more trou-
bic than a dozen mere men.
The Thibodaux sentinel. (Thibodaux, La.) 1905-1912, 1910-05-28
Cut This Out

And mail to the A. H. Lewis Medicine
Co., St. Louis, Mo-, and they will send you
free 10 day treatment of Natures Rem
edy (NR tablets Guaranteed for Rheu-
matism, Constipation, Sick Headache,
Liver, Kidney and Blood Diseases. Sold
by all Druggists Better than Pills for
Liver Ills. It's free to you Write to-day.
Successful, physicians are lucky
guessers.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1910-06-03

The last meeting Of the club
was q reception given by the
members at the. home of Mrs. A.
G. Seiser.
The next meeting will be at the
home of Miss Grace Edwards
Tuesday, June 21.
Program of French Composers :
Responsibilities Term and
Definition.
Mazurka-Miss Sneed.
Scarf Dance-Miss Walter.
Sketch of Composers Lives
Miss Ch hapmsn.
Second Waltz-Miss Martin.
The Flatterer-Miss Rucker.
Les Hirondelles-Mrs. Seiser.
Madrigal-Miss Anderson.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1910-06-03

Warner Ford, one of Keytes.
vile townships staunch Demo-
orsts, and q resident of this
county for "A years, has been
prevailed upon to try conclu.
sions with Judge A. 8. Taylor
for presiding judge of the county
court. and Mr.. Ford's announce.
ment appears in this issue of the
COURIER. He is well equipped
for the discharge of the duties of
the office he seeks and will at all
times have the courage of his
convictions.