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Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1910-02-26
Pleasant. Refreshing Beneficial.

Syrup of Figs and Elixir of
SIENNA appeals to the cultured
and the well-informed and the
healthy because its component
parts are simple and whole
some and because it acts with
out disturbing the natural func-
tons, as il is wholly free from
every Objectionable quality or
substance. In its production a
pleasant and refreshing syrup
of the figs of California is unit
ed with the laxative and car
minative properties OF certain
plants known TO act most bene-
6cially, on the human system,
when its gentle cleansing is de-
sired. To get its beneficial eff
fects, always buy the genuine,
for sale by all reputable drug
gists; one size only, price
fifty cents a bottle. The name
Of the company - California
Fig Syrup Co.'S always plain
ly printed upon the front OF ey-
cry package Of the genuine.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1910-02-26

CusiomoI % yop keep , GOO eufe
for coTusf
Druggist Yes. 81. nfIe y Az a.
cellenf preparation. o4e ~ my Gus.
tomefs haf been nsing y for tAe lasi
W. yeaff nitl ,ely good fespltf.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1910-02-26

HOWARD n. BUXTON. Ass4ysx and
Chemist. Ls<dville. Colo. epscimsn prices:
Gold. silver. lead, e1-o0; gold, silver. Toe;
selopss and full price Iss sent on applies
zion Control aud umpire work solicited
Rsfersncss: Carbonate Hsxonxl BANK
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1910-02-26

Prescribed and recommended fof
women 3 ailments selentlAeaily pro
pared remedy " proven worth. The az
suit from their ase u qulck ano Pefma
nenf. Eor sale al al aFuR stores.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1910-02-26
Pettit's Eve salve for 26c.

Relieves tired eyes, quickly stops ego
aches, eongested, inhamed and common
sore eyes All druggists OF Howard Bros,
Buffalo, N. y.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1910-02-26

Few men put on until tomorrow the
meanness they can DO today.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1910-02-26

why do you suppose he remains
bachelOrf'
- Because no widow happens TO want
him. i reckon Houston Post
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1910-02-26

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow q
Soothing Syrup the best remedy 70
use for their children during the
teething period
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1910-02-26

It's never teo late to mend-until
1T Is too late
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1910-02-26
Engraving School

First exclusive engraving school. Original
and most practical course.
Day and Night ClAss.
We do trede engraving. We sketch mono
grams, 25c and up. We make special de-
signs for jeweiry. class pins and medals.
'fSeAS0A~0 E. M. vERPooRrzN,
Room Wolvsrton Bldg, Spokane
616 Riverside
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1910-02-26
Piles Cured in to IA Days.
PAZO OINTMENT is guarantee

cure any case of Itching, Blind, Bleed
ing Or Protruding Piles in to IA days
OF money refunded Soc
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1910-02-26

IHIT "a 81 u I7H'FNl| 'INIHIHF
Ial.eil Lfasslsf fsfssf esat} n n
faIlI ~ falf ~ lhofIf s'kel
Ial1 " ~ ssel ~ ssf
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-11-04

that it shall be stylish, but that it
shall give the right personal mes
sage for us. 1t it speaks truly, it
will help us to win the congenial
companions and acquaintance we
wish.
If we make an effort to be a little
more thoughtful than we are at home,
to inquire after the health of the
elderly folk about us, to help amuse
the children on rainy day, we by
so much not only make Roadway in
a good direction, but we also, per-
haps, entertain angels unawares, and
hiring into our life some beautiful
friendship or enjoyable new interests.
1t is rather a diverting experience
TO be a summer woman who is de-
cidedly an advance upon the woman
we usually are. And we may find the
change so delightful that we decide
to make 1t permanent.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-11-04

Most of us are, in the summer, for
a period brief or lengthy as it may
be, a summer woman, so to speak.
we have always been, except with
such progress as we are making,
however slow it may be, toward per-
lection. But in the summer most of-us
leave it and it's familiar atmosphere
and humdrum cares behind, and go
off for a holiday. And then it is that
we become the summer woman.
What sort of summer woman do
we make? And is she so delightful
that it would be well to take this
agreeable lady back to the home
with us upon our return, instead of
installing again the one who GUS
tomarily dwells there?
Gathered with strangers under one
roof, be it summer hotel or boarding
house, sometimes it is our faults
that come to the surface, and show
out most glaringly. There is not
there the love and consideration to
gloss them over that there is in ones
home Or, we may put our best foot
forward, so to speak, in order to
make a good impression. We are
agreeable, thoughtful, unselfish. In
fact, we are rather surprised at what
u pleasant person we can be, when
we really make an effort. Whether
cur faults or our good qualities show
|up strongest, the sort of summer
woman we make may help us to i'm
prove the every day, all-round wom-
an we usually are.
The new environment, the new out
let's for us to express ourselves are
full of opportunities for us to de-
velop and to add fresh interests to
our life. In the first place, we make
an impression by our clothes, and
we win or repel by them. If they
announce cost without taste, if they
proclaim daintiness and refinement
whatever may be their message, they
begin at once to form inyisibly for
us, our circle. If it is formed wrong
! ly, If our clothes give an incorrect
impression, we may by means of our
personality be able to break through
1 it. But our clothes are the first to
begin to make our place. So We
should study our wardrobe, not only
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-11-04

VIXEN fishing and had saved the figures
of his biggest catches to show him.
Green said it was fine evening. Blank
agreed. Green said it might be an
early winter. Blank agreed. Green
said he had a cold. Blank agreed. Not
word about being away. Not word
about fishing. Finally. it seemed Cal
the point of coming.
ooh, Blank. l wanted to ask you"
"Yes?"
WANTED to ask"
Eyes, wanted to ask you what you
thought of Roosevelt as a candidate
~ 1912"
And the disappointed and disgrunt
led Blank replied that he didn't think
a burned thing.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-11-04

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE
FIRST Judicial Circuit, Territory Of
Hawaiis-At Chambers-IR Probate.
In the Matter Of the Estate Of Jane
Carrie PaaAxaula, Deceased. No.
43l4.
ON READING AND FILING THE
Petition OF Henry Williams, of the
City and County of Honolulu, Terri
tory of Hawaii, alleging that Jane
Carrie Paakaula died intestate at
said Honolulu on the Gath day Of
August, 1910, leaving property in the
Territory of Hawaii necessary to be
administered upon and praying that
Letters of Administration issue to
him.
1T is ORDERED that Monday, the
21st day OF November, 1910, at 10
o'clock A. M be and hereby is APP
pointed for hearing said petition in
the Court Room OF this Court In said
Honolulu, at which tine and place all
persons concerned may appear and
show cause, II any they have, why
said petition should not be granted.
Dated at Honolulu this l4th day OF
October, A. d. 1910.
By the Court:
(SeaD M. T.. SIMONTON
Clerk CIRCUIT Court, First Circuit
Holmes, Stanley & Olson, Attorneys
for Petitioner.
4ts-oct IA, 81. 2S. Nov. 4. 1910. 80
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-11-04
3A4AA>+A .8-~T~
THE LAST MAN HOME.

Blank got home the other day from
his summer vacation. When he went
away, July l, he told everybody he
was going to take two weeks off. He
had a plan in his head. He intended
to be the last man home. He stayed
through July and August. September
brought him the call of the city, but
he stayed on. He fished and fished
and fished. He got lonesome and he
got homesick. Same old days and
same old nights; but he stuck It out
October and the falling leaf brought
him.
AT the depot Blank met Brown. He
rushed up and shook hands with him.
Brown seemed surprised. On the
street he met Smith. Smith also seem,
ed surprised. On the corner he ran
across Jones.
Whats wrong?" asked Brown, as
his hand was shaken.
ooh, nothing"
Then Blank overlook Green. He
knew Green for a talker and fish
enthusiast He had thought of him
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-11-04
MARY GOT MARRIED.

l hear that Mary is married." said
the woman with mourning hat to the
one with a flower garden on her head,
"Yes?"
Married to her boss, l hear"
eyes"
"They say he is rich"
"a million. / believe"
Gracious me, but what catch for
stenographer. Mary must be very,
very happy"
well, dunno. There are Offsets"
"You mean he doesn't love her?'
"Oh, / guess he does; but, you see,
before the marriage Mary had only
half days dictation Now he's die
tating to- her the whole "a hours and
she gets no wages at that"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-11-04
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
NOTICE..

The co-partnership heretofore exist
ing between Ho Leong and Chong Kee
Sang, doing business under the name
and style of Sing Wo and Company,
situate at No. 1925 Nuuanu street, in
the City and County or Honolulu, Ter
ritory of Hawaii, is hereby dissolved
by mutual consent.
Honolulu, October "a, 1910.
HO LEONG
CHONG KEE SANG.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-11-04
THE INDIAN MEDICINE MAN

can produce roots and herbs for every
ailment, and cure diseases that baf-
fe our most skilled physicians, who
have spent years in the study Of
drugs.
From the roots and herbs of the
field originated Lydia e. Pinkham'
Vegetable Compound, which for thirty
years has proved more potent and
efficacious in curing female ills than
any combination of drugs known.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-11-04
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that Ho
Leong, Chong Kee Sang, Kan Sam
and Chin Chez, all of Honolulu, Ter
ritory of Hawaii, have this oath day
of October A. d. 1910, formed a co,
partnership for the purpose of conducts
ing Dry Goods and General Merchan.
disc business under the name and
style of Sing Wo & Co., at No. 1925
Nuuanu street, City and County OF
Honolulu, Territory of Hawaii.
Honolulu, October "a, 1910.
HO LEONG
CHONG KEE SANG
KAN SAM
CHIN CHEZ.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-11-04

The remains of the late Archibald S.
Cleghorn will lie at Ainahau tomorrow
afternoon from three to five o'clock,
and can be viewed during that time by
friends
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-11-04
THE IDEA,

Toni call my engagement an
"airship engagement"
Dlck-Why so?
Tom-Im never sure just how long
it will keep on going.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1910-11-04

Fine JOB Printing. srAr once.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-12-05
Tenets of Faith Founded
by Mrs. Eddy.

The following are the tenets of
Christian cience, 10 which all churches
of the denomination subscribe:
I. As adherents of truth. we take the
scripture for our guide to eternal life.
>. We acknowledge and adore our
supreme God. We acknowledge His
Son. and the Holy Ghost, and man as
the divine image and likeness.
>. We acknowledge Gods forgive
ness of sin in the destruction of sin
and that sin and suffering are not eter-
nal.
Z. We acknowledge the atonement
as the efficacy and evidence of divine
love, of mans unity with God. and the
great merits of the way-shower, Christ
Jesus
>. We acknowledge the way of sal
walton. which He demonstrated. TO be
tho power of truth over all error. sin.
sickness and death. and the resurrec-
ton of human faith and understand
ing TO seize the great possibilities and
living energies of divine life.
G. We solemTly promise TO strive.
watch and pray for that mind to be in
us which was also in Christ Jesus. to
love one another, and to he meek. MGR
ciful. just and pure.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-12-05

few years with her sister Abigail. Aft
err niae years of widowhOod Mrs. Ed
dy was married 10 Dr.. Daniel Patter-
son Il New Hampshire dentist. This
marriage was not a happy one How
ever the relationship was kept up for
twenty years, when it was severed by
divorce.
Notable event of Mrs Eddy's life
was her meeting in 1862 with Phiueas
Quinpy a mesmeritic healer at the Ma
7ional hotel in Portland. Me Quinby,
who gas the son of a blacksmith. was
described at the time of his meeting
with Mrs. Eddy as a shrewd little man,
of argumeutivc disposition and logged
determination. From acquaintance
with him Mrs. Eddy became imbued
with metaphysical ideas and began a
carecr in that direction which made
her one of the most foremost OF the
worlds mental healers
Rcnounccs IcSmeriSm.
Mrs. Eddy. who was then Mrs Pat
tersOh. dwelt long under the influence
of Quinbys mesmcric belief. and il
came TO have a great though not SUI
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-12-05
The EAMILYs PRIDE.

To the grammer school our Harold
Ev'Ty morning blithely goes,
And at times We old folks marvel
At the many things he knows
Proud of him! Well, you can gamble,
Still, we fear that something S
wrong:
Though he's mighty good at tackling,
On offense he's non so strong d.
Willie now is in the high school,
Leads his class in ev'rything.
He's q wonder on the banjo.
And you ought to hear him sing.
Proud of him. Well you can gamble!
Yet there are times when we dream
F.. OF the JOY that it would give us
If 10 made his football team.
Henry? Hes an earnest student
He's in prep school as you know;
Popular with all his fellows;
Modest, quiet, doesn't blow.
ProuI of him? Well. you can gamble,
Still a times it really rubs
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-12-05
Prizes Are Awarded.

In the limerick contest Just con-
cludel by the Grisgs' husic house, the
grand prizes were awarded as follows:
First prize. chest of Rogers silver
ware, to William r. Brown, $50 Main
street, Davenport.
Second prize, diamond ring. to Nell
lie Biddison, 213 Eleventh street.
Rock Island. III.
Ten third prize winners, % year
gold "atch TO each:
c. P. Hagerty. 2O16 Rockingham
road, Davenport
Miss Katherine Carnaghan, Milan.
III.
Hulda Eggers, r. R. No. 4, Lake
Park, Iowa.
Miss Berenice Schall, Port Byron.
III.
Anne L. Porter. Colona. III.
Mrs f. A. Burnand, els y. Fourth
street Lyons, Iowa.
Josephine Holm, 2O26 Fourteenth
and f.-half street, Moline. I'll.
Mrs NJ. G. Nonnenmacher, De Witt
Ia.
Alvin l.. Anderson, 1929 Seventeenth
street Moline. III.
Marie NJ Koran. 524 f. Ninth street
Davenport.
All the rew~ oil the time-The
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-12-05

preme weight in her subsequent teach
ings. Later she denounced Quinby's
methods and said:
Il discovered the science of mind
readings, and that was enough"
After spending two years in Port
land Mrs. Patterson rejoined her hus-
band in Lynn where she lived five
years continuing her study of metaphy-
sizes. While there she suffered fall
on he ice which the doctor said was
severe but from which she recovered
she said in one night. It was that in
cident that led directly TO the promul-
CATION Of her discovery of Christian
Science.
The Early Home Shrine.
The little house on Broad street in
Lynn. where she lived al this time, is
a mecca of Christian Science pilgrims
from all over the world today. 1t was
in 1875, nine years after the discovery,
that tie first edition of Science and
Health" was published. The closing
chapters Of the manuscript were writ
ten n an upper room of the Broad
street house.
In 1871. four years after her separa-
ton from Mr.. Patterson, the founder
of the new belief was married to Asa
Gilbert Eddy.
Found Metaphysical College.
Mrs. Eddy established the Massa-
chusetts metaphysical college in Bos-
ton IN 1881. Her teachings were taken
4
lowers. but grew until today the de-
uomination extends 10 many lands and
numbers millions of adherents. Mrs.
Eddy began preaching in 1878 and or
gained the First Church of Christ,
Scien- 'st. in Boston in 1879. Suisse
.qucGdy large edifice was erected in
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-12-05
HARMONY remote
Taft's Efforts to ConciGate
Progressive Senators Bear
Little Fruit.
TALKS TO ONE AT A TIME
Cunmins, Borah and Others Re-
Spond to Invitation. but Bris-
tow Remains Outside.

Washington, Dec. 5.-In what
bring about a semblance of harmony
In the divided republican forces of
the United States senate, President
Taft invited a number of the regu-
lar and progressive leaders TO the
White house Saturday.
The presence of the regulars who
dropped in singly and in pairs dur
ing the day attracted little atten-
ton. But political Washington be-
gan to sit up and take notice when
Senator a. d. Cummins of Iowa, the
recognized leader of the insurgent
wing of the party in the senate,
arrived at the executive Offices at
3.45 p, m. He was quickly follow
ed by Senator William f. Borah of
Idaho progressive.
Bristow is Shy.
Later came the information that
Senator Bristow of Kansas had been
invited by telephone to come to the
white house but had failed to put
in an appearance.
The president did not attempt TO
bring the senate leaders together
II one big conference. There was
never more than two in his private
office at one time. He saw Senator
Cummirs and Borah together and
then had a few words with each
alone.
Sec Little Hope.
In insurgent circles it was said
the preliminary conference with the
president had given no definite
promise Of success. The president
was reported as conCiliatory and is
said TO have declared that he was
anxious TO do all in his power to
bring about unity of action in the
party.
prominent member Of the pro
gressive wing in the senate was
asked for an expression as to the
outlook of bringing the regulars and
insurgents together. He shook his
head such q thing is possible. he
said "but il certainly is not prob
able" This opinion was echoed by
others.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-12-05
Mrs. Eddy Did Work of
Her Life After She Was
Well Past Middle Age

Boston Mass. Dec. 5.-Mrs. Eddy s
life began among the granite foothills
of New Hampshire She was of deli
cate health from her birth and in her
childhood is said to have perplexed
her father by sage sayings and grave
doing3.
In the early '40s she married George
Washington Glover. The Glovers
went south. where Mrs. Eddy saw slav-
cry in its worst forms and there the
June after her marriage she was left
widow. Returning to New Hamp-
shire she gave birth TO her son George
Washington Glover, in September.
second UDfortunste Mating.
Mary Baker Glover spent the next
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-12-05

the Iihle, with selections from the
Christian Science textbook. Only her
relatives, her household and the Off
Gals Of the church are expected to be
in attendance
Dies at Age of DO.
There having been no physician in
attendance. DIR. George l.. West of
Newton Centre, medical examiner for
the district. was called early Sunday
morning DR.. West, after investiga-
ton, pronounced the death due to nat
ural causes and issued the customary
certificate.
"A telegram was sent to her son,
George w. Glover of Lead, S. D., ap-
prisins him of his mothers demise
and requesting information as to his
attendance and that of his family.
Mrs. Eddy was born in Bow, \. H.
July 16, 1921. and was therefore, in
her r.netieth year
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-12-05
MRS. 3. EDDY. FOUNDER OF
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE, DEAD
Continued from Page one.l

life of the household. The guards pa
trolled the grounds and we're more
than usually vigilant because of the
presence of sightseers. The curtains
in one room of the suite of Mrs. Eddy
were partly drawn, and no sign of
mourning could be seen displayed on
the front door
Left No Message.
According to Mr.. Farlow. Mrs. Ed
dy had been indisposed for about nine
days. He said: she had been up and
dressed and as late at Thursday tran
sacted business with one of the off
Gals of the Christian Science church.
'She took her daily afternoon drive
until two days before her going. Sat
urday night she fell quietly asleep and
those around her could hardly realize
she mad gone. Her thought was clear
until the last, she left no final mes
sage.
To Have simple Funeral.
NO physician was in attendance,
but she had the assistance of the stu
dents who comprised her household.
With her AT the time of her departure
were Calvin \. Frye Mrs. Laura f.
Sargent. Mrs. s. Rathvon, the Rev. Ir-
wing &. Tomlinson. her corresponding
secI etary, William R Rathvon, and
seer 'ary, Adam n. Dickey.
mo arrangements regarding the time
or the place of her burial have been
decided upon. 1t is well known to her
household she believed in simplicity on
such occasions, and it is expected the
service will be private and simple,
consisting of prayer and readings from
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-12-05

Cut
Down
Your loan rates.
Kerler & Co. make rugs.
Carpenter Coal company
Sell coal. Phone west 295.
Buy home of Reidy Bros.
Tri-city Towel Supply company.
For express, call Spencer & Trefz.
Open every evening, Cut Rate Loan
Co.
Mound City paints may cost little
more. but! Ill & Ehleb.
Old fashioned pure New York Buck
wheat flour at Sittig & Stahmer.
Pictures of all kinds; also artistic
framing done to order at McCabes.
Let William johnson do your tin and
furnace work. 1916 Third avenue.
Mrs. Austin's buckwheat flour
gives you a really good wholesome
breakfast.
H. T. Siemon wants your tin and
furnace work. 1526-152S Fourth ave.
nue..
Thanks be given 10 the Cut Rate
Loan Co, cheapest loan company in
the state.
Mrs Austin's buckwheat flour
gives you a really good wholesome
breakfast.
Mrs. Austin's buckwheat -four
gives You a really good wholesome
breakfast.
What a snap We did and would have
if that old Cut Rate Loan company
was out of the way.
Jora.' dairy farm little pig sausageg
and sliced bacon. Delicious? l guess
YES. At Sirig & Stahmer.
Carpenter Coal company, tele-
phone west 295. Please copy our
number in your telephone book.
Doll wigs. switches. puds and curls
made of combings and cut hair at Miss
Toliver's Hair Store, 1889 Second
avenue.
TIL ladies OF the First Baptist
church will hold their annual sale and
supper Tuesday afternoon and eve
ming Dec in the church. parlors
Supper from $50 till 7:3o p. IN.
on We of little faith you can he
independent now. Everybody can get
a loan with the cut rates we are Civ
ing on furniture, pianos, etc. No time
lost; open evenings until O'Clock.
ISoi1s Second avenue. W. III.
\ sensation in the loan business
Tho Cut Rate Loan company, has es-
ta6liShed a new record for the num-
Der OF loans made in one month nav
ing M de during the month of Novem-
bCr &c loans. This is more than
double the number of loans made by
all oiner loans companies in Rock Is
land combined It shows conclusive
~ that the new plans and low rates,
this rev company is offering is just
what the people want and appreciate
If yoI need a loan favor us with a
call. We will be glad TO give you our
rates.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-12-05
that city, of which she was made pas
tor emeritus.
BOARDING HOUSE FIGHT
Joe KeSter and Tdnac Petravie Draw
Revolver and Shot Gun.

Joe Kester and Idnec Petravie got
into 4 fight last night at their lodgings
on Twenty-ffth street between Third
and Fourth avenue. and II was feared
for time by their friends that murder
would he done. ono armed himself
with 2 revolver and the other secured
a shot gun Officer Krebs was called
upon to queH the disturbance and he
arrested both the belliEerents and
took them 10 Jail. Their case was set
for hearing this afternoon.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1910-12-05

Gainst the grain to know that Henry's
Only half-back on the scrubs.
Johnny? Now at last you're shouting!
For the others he atones;
Gee, il keeps six doctors busy
Fixing up his broken bones!
Proui of HIM? Well, you can gamble
That our boasts will ne'er be stilled;
Varsity's best back three seasons,
And he hasn't yet been killed,
ARTHUR ROCHE.