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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-03-21
Will Give B

The Daughters of Yete
a masquerade ball at i. q
Tuesday evening. March Z
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John Harrington, Home Carriage Co :;
carriages and light livery. Both phones
273,
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DR.. A, Scott Chapman, dentist, has
removed TO rooms 134-5 Mercantile An
mex, over Walkers Store.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-03-21

Plant your sweet peas now.
Bailey & Sens Co., .62,-E, End So. ST.
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Character q

A unique entertainment
in the Granite stake nous
ing, March %, under the 1
various wards. The ann
character ball. each warQ
different nationallties.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-03-21
Stork Leaves a Girl.

Mr.. and Mrs. e s Kerrics. who reside
in the Annex apartments on Brigham
street are happy over the arrival OF the
first little stranger on Saturday MORN
ing, when the stork left them Il beauu-
full girl baby. Mother and child are do
ing well and father is correspondingly
happy
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-03-21
Wall Paper Cleaning

By Griffin. "Who Guarantees No
Streaks." Office, Schramm-J ohnson
Drugs, No 4. Both phones.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-03-21
Setting in U. S. Courts.

the federal court this morning. Eighteen
criminal and siXty-two civil cases are
subject to assignment Trials VIII begin
Apri IL. at which time both a petit and
a grand jury viii be called.
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Tribune Want Ads.
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E. R. WHEEL0N
GENERAL CONTRACTING
In all its branches,
631 Judge Bldg,
Bell 5000. Ind. 1927.
MANY FRIENDS ATTEND
J. A. GILLIS'S FUNERAL

The funeral OF j. A. ellis was held
at p IN. Sunday at ST. Mary's cathe-
dral large concourse OF friends being
present TO honor his memory. Rev. Fa-
ther Ryan conducted the services and
a large representation from the Elks
lodge and the knights OF Columbus at
tended the deceased having been n
member OF both organizations.
The choir of the cathedral rendered
beautiful music and the floral tributes
were in great profusion. The intermcnt
was at Calvary cemetery.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1910-03-21

Expert Kodak Finishing.
Shiplers. commercial photographers,
Isl South Main ST.; second floor.
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LOST-Gold belt pin set with Jude.
Finder call Bell, 1574X. Reward,
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All kinds Of grass and clover seeds.
Bailey s. Sons Co., 63 L. 2nd So. st.
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THE stars incline. but Do
HOROSCOP
BY cosette.

Monday, March 2
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j. II. < E N T

ARCHITECT,
Room 625 Newhouse Bldg.
The progressive farmer and southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1910-1920, 1910-01-08
SPECIAL FACTORY PRICE

make my Dan Patch Spreader in siz-
es-each size has distinct feeds and | make
both the wagon-box spreader and completes
spreader. My line of Dan Patch Spreaders is
htted to all uses, purposes and conditons-for
small farms and large farms-and every one
is sold direct from my factory straight to YOU
at Bargain Factory Price and all freight
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of its kind in the world, enables me to make
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est prices ever made onquality spreaders, and
on any one of my five styles. [ want Won 70
get my straight-from-the-f factory, moncv-sav.
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business for great many farmers. 4
The progressive farmer and southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1910-1920, 1910-01-08

without some consideration? l re-
Gently had some wood cut and left a
nice saw stock standing. Its promi-
nence led Jew to nail his "cloding"
sign, Is feet high. He didn't know
or care whose sawstock he was ruin
ing. l began noticing then for trees
which would ruin a saw or axe to
cut them, and the result was amaz-
The progressive farmer and southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1910-1920, 1910-01-08

I think farmers should wake up
and demand redress for such depra-
dations and trespassing. 1t seems
a great many farmers think that adj
vertisers have free rights TO adver-
tise on their property without mo-
lestation, and quietly submit without
considering the cost TO themselves.
s. L. ROSE.
The progressive farmer and southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1910-1920, 1910-01-08

ing. One pine tree l noticed at the
forks of the road would square "a
inches and by its location should
have been worth as it stood Sf2 or
SIS, but it was literally perforated
with such as this: "Schlitz Beer,
GO to Jones for Hardware etc.
The owner of that tree is out at
least $12 or SIS.
The progressive farmer and southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1910-1920, 1910-01-08
STOP THE ADVERTISING SIGNS.

Farmers Should Forbid the Practice
Which Defaces Scenery and DAM
ages Timber.
Messrs. Editors: Would it not be
good idea for farmers to stop al
lowing promiscuous signs to be nail
ed to trees on their private property
The progressive farmer and southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1910-1920, 1910-01-08
EASY MONTHLY PAYMENTS

I'm SO enthusiastic over the success farm
ers have had in the past years with my uni.
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want every one of my farmer friends To give
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and demonstrate To their own satisfaction
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you the opportunity TO give my great Dan
Patch Spreader a full season. s. test at my risk
right about this spreader question. YOU can
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ments ~
The progressive farmer and southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1910-1920, 1910-01-08
REMARKABLE EXCLUSIVE
FEATURES

My Dan Patch Spreader represents ten
years steady application of the best spreader
ingenuity and brains ever devoted to the bust
ness Il want to tell you about a splendid
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The progressive farmer and southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1910-1920, 1910-01-08
ALL FREIGHT PAID BY US

not only quote you special low Factory
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you IL know when you get my special price ex-
actly what your machine will cost you, laid
down at your station. My special factory
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long time easy payment plan is making SEN
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want you to get my world-beater spreader
proposition before you even think of buying,
for honestly believe | can give you a clean
cut $40 excess spreader quality over and
above any other spreader made at any price.
The progressive farmer and southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1910-1920, 1910-01-08

WANT TO SEND YOU 4 DAN
PATCH SPREADER
for q months, free trial test on your own
farm and then if you decide to keep it after
q months free trial you can pay for it on long
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time to put this spreader to the hardest posi-
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plenty of time to pay for it on easy monthly
payments SO that the spreader will more than
earn its cost before you complete payments
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1910-05-18
BORING A STUMP.

draft. This fire feeds upon the stump.
and the hole burns larger and larger
until the stump Is practically all on
sumed. Usually the stump burns
down to a depth of sixteen or eighteen
inches below the surface of the ground,
which is we'll out of the way Of the
pillow. The tar in pine, Of course, aids
materially in the burning, and it is on
pine lands that the method Is in use.
The holes are usually bored by an
ordinary auger, but the work is 50
slow that specially constructed augers
Of the type shown in the illustration
have made their appearance in many
parts Of the country, particularly in
Alabama. The outfit shown weighs
about sixty pounds and consists of a
n and one-quarter inch ship auger
about six feet long, mounted on a
truck and standard and turned by a
crank mechanism. With this machine
it is possible to bore holes FIVE feet
deep In a very short time. and it is
said that two men can bore and burn
as many as 100 pine stumps a day.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1910-05-18
Canada's Great Water Power.

The water power Of Canada Is esti-
mated by E. II. Young. superintendent
Of railway lands. at 25,0OO.OOO horse
power, which II evenly distributed
would furnish every man, woman and
child In Canada today with between
three and four horsepower. The re-
port, which Is considered conservative,
gives Quebec 100000 horsepower.
of which 100000 horsepower is con
centrated in the wonderful Hamilton
falls. estimated as capable Of devel-
oping anywhere from three to Eve
times as much power rs Niagara. On.
tario is given 100000 horsepower.
British Columbia 100000 horsepower.
Alberta 100000 horsepower, with the
remainder about equally divided among
the other provinces.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1910-05-18
- The -
Scrap Book
Five to the Good.

"When Mr.. FIRTH" a millionaire art
collector said. 'sold me my picture of
a child feeding white rabbits he told
me nj amusing story connected there
with.
HE purchased for models, he said, a
dozen white rabbits from a dealer and
ordered them sent home. The man
who brought them to him foolishly left
them in the garden-Mr. Firth lived in
the country at the time-and naturally
the little animals all got away through
the fence. Well, when Mr.. Firth re-
turned and found his rabbits gone he
searched the neighborhood for them
manfully. He got most Of them back,
but not all. And, meeting the dealer
next day. he said angrily:
"'What did you mean by leaving
the rabbits loose IN my lawn, as you
did? l had a frightful task to capture
them, and as 1t was l got only eleven
" 1.-THE dealer scratched his ear.
"'But eleven vas pretty good, gov
ernOr,' he said. I'D left only six, We
know. The rest was comm on tomor-
row."
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1910-05-18
YOU'RE OUT, YOU NAYauR."

out O. that. Are yez goin' to let this
black son Of Ham say he knocked yez
outD
1.-TWO! (Wurrah, man, can't yez
raise yourself and listen to what I'm
tellin' yez? Come on; get upD
Three! dor the sake of yer IA
theirs that bled IN many a field get up
and wipe up the floor with this black
smoke that's GRIMM at yez!J~
-Four! Can sure are yez goin' to
lie there slapin' while this limb of
Satan takes all the money? Get up,
I say, afore l pull yez upD"
This sort Of entreaty continued until,
as the disguised referee fingered on
the final count. the badly dazed Irish
pugilist staggered to his feet, swung
wildly at the unguarded negro and
BOWED him over unexpectedly.
Quick as a flash the ever ready ref
cree sprang to the PROSTATE colored
man. who, though dazed and weak,
was wildly struggling to regain his
feet, and counted:
"One, two, three, four, five and five
is ten! You're out, you naygur!"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1910-05-18
His Bitter Rebuke.

The dinner had not gone at all we'll.
The waiter was slow, the food was
cold, and the cooking was bad. The
guest in the German restaurant was of
Il naturally peevish disposition, any
how, and he complained vigorously to
the head waiter, and especially COM
planned of the waiter at his table. AS
he was leaving the waiter said humbly:
"1f you only knew vat a hardt time
us Walters hat you would nicht be so
hardt.'
But" said the guest. "why be a
waiter?"
"Vot else couldt I do?" asked the
waiter.
"Well," said the guest, cup at the
Metropolitan Opera House they pay a
man So a night to play the oboe. You
might try that"
"Budt," said the waiter, 81 don't
know how to blay dot oboe"
"What is the difference?" observed
the guest as he turned away, eaying
a much mystified waiter. "You don't
know how to waiter either. You might
scatter your Observation-Disclosures
itan.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1910-05-18
MYSTERIES OF SAMARIA.
Harvard Scientists Identify Ruins Of
Palace Of Omri and Ahab.

Harvard Scientists Identify Ruins Of
Palace Of Omri and Ahab.
Harvard scientists are solving the
mysteries Of the ancient capital of
Israel, Samaria. the purchase of which
is described so carefully in the first
book of Kings. Professor David Cor
don Lyon. head of the Semitic mu.
scum, Harvard. who has general d.
rection of the work. gives Interesting
details of the excavation thus far
made, particularly the discovery of
the palace of Omri and Ahab. He
says:
1.-THE Identification of these ruins as
a Hebrew palace is accepted by Pro-
fessor Hughes Vincent Of Jerusalem, a
leading authority on Palestinian archae-
ology, who has said this is the most
instructive discovery yet made for the
correct understanding of lsraelite ar.
chitecture. In a s~ubterranean chamber
beneath the palace were found several
formations Of Hebrew inscriptions, but
unfortunately no royal name has been
recognized.
Extensive digging also has been car.
ried on to the south Of the palace,
partly on a lower terrace. A fragment
Of a cuneiform inscription with a He
brew seal stamp was found neal the
foot Of a wall which seems to be in
the Babylonlan style. A massive Ro-
man wall has been found, which prob
ably Enclosed the temple precincts. and
a fragment of a fine Hebrew wall
more than sixteen feet in thickness
probably formed part of the palace In
closure. On the lower level was a
vast complex structure, Hebrew, Greek
and Roman.
AT the gateway on the west side of
the hill one of the two towers 6anking
the gate was dug out. It is a round
tower of Roman masonry resting on a
larger square foundation Of Greek
origin. beneath which is a still larger
cleared space of rock which gives the
outline of the ancient Hebrew tower.
The Roman city wall running north
from the tower was laid bare; also
remnants Of other walls recognized as
and Hebrew. Between the
two towers Herod's gateway was iden.
tilted, and the paved Roman road lead.
ing up to it from the outside. We hope
that next season the Hebrew road
leading to the gate may ~ found be-
low the Roman"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1910-05-18
His Son ANDY,


ID. Andrew J. McCosh was in his
college days a famous athlete. He
could run faster, kick n football far
Their and jump higher than any man
IN Princeton. Publicly his father, Pres
ident McCosh, took no notice of An
dy's achievements. That he privately
rejoiced in his sons prowess the stu
dents learned in this way:
Jimmy, as the president was famil-
iarly called, though exceedingly our
teous, was given to fits Of abstraction
in which he entirely forgot his sur
roundings.
Once at a reception in his home, ap-
parently forgetful Of all the world, he
was pacing up and down the room
with head bent and hands interlocked
behind his back. Suddenly he walked
up before a young lady and asked:
"HOw tall are ye?"
In an embarrassed way she replied,
"Why, doctor. I'm-I'm five feet two
inches"
me son Andy could jump over yer
head" said the doctor and immediate.
~ resumed his walk.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1910-05-18
Why He Didn't Go to Church.,

A Scottish minister who was indie
fatigable in looking up his folk one
day called upon a parishioner. Erich
ard" he said, 81 hae na seer We at the
kirk for some time and wad like to
know the reason"
"Weel, sir" answered Richard, 81
haze three decided objections to goin'-
firstly, l dinna believe in bein' whaur
We does a the talkin'; secondly, ! dinna
believe in ST muckle singin', an, third.
ly an in conclusion, twas there l got
my wife"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1910-05-18
STUMP BORING G
Machine Devised to Facilitate the
Clearing of Land.

Burning, if done consistently, is con
sidered by many farmers a much bet
ter method of removing pine stumps
than dynamiting. pulling or cutting
and digging out, says Popular Me-
chanics. TO burn properly, a trench
must be dug a foot or 81 deep on one
side and an auger hole bored through
on a downward slant from the other
side. The auger hole is usually start.
ed Just above the surface Of the
ground and comes out on the other
side just above the bottom of the
trench. A fire is then kindled in the
trench. and as it burns some of the
fire is drawn up into the hole by the
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1910-05-18
Greejey's Awful Writino,

" , Horace Greeley left behind him a
very frank criticism of the legibility Of
his own c~hirography. Being uptown
in New York M day and wishing to
send a telegram aud also to get shaved.
he entered a hotel and sent his dis
patch. Then, passing into the barber
shop. he sat down in a chair and, &C.
cording to custom, was soon sound
asleep.
Meantime the telegram had created
a decided sensation, MI. Greeley hav-
ing thrown it down hastily on the desk
and neglected to translate It. Nobody,
from the manager down, being able to
supply a legible equivalent for the mys-
ferrous characters, a messenger was
sent into the barber shop with the
screed.
Waking with a start and supposing
that the boy had brought an answer to
his dispatch. Mr.. Greeley took the pa
per. scanned 1t for a moment and then,
with q look Of deep disgust, piped out.
blamed idiot wrote this?"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1910-05-18
Not a Suffrauist Vet,

During a presidential campaign the
question Of woman suffrage was much
discussed among women pro and con,
and at an afternoon tea the onversa-
ton turned that way among the wo-
men guests.
Are you a woman s~uffragist?" asked
the one who was most interested.
Indeed, ! am not" replied the other
most emphatically. d,
"Oh, that's too bad! But, just sup
posing you were, whom would you sup
port in the present campaign"
1.-THE same man I've always support
ed, of COURSE" was the apt reply-'my
Observation-Disclosures Home Journal,
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1910-05-18
Sprinklino a 1restle.

A wooden trestle on the Klamath
Lake railroad. in Oregon. is protected
from fire in the dry season by a sys-
tenn Of sprinklers which keep it con-
tinually wet. A pipe runs the entire
length Of the trestle between the
tracks. and at short distances are
holes through which the water Is
sprayed over the structure.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1910-05-18
On Safe Ground.

A young clergyman who had been
appointed to Il curacy in one of the
parishes Of an English university town
was embarrassed by the thought of
criticism in his cultivated congrega-
ton. He sought counsel from his IA
ther, al old and sagacious vicar, say
ing:
Father, ! am hampered in my min
istry in the pulpit l an now serving.
If | cite anything from geology there
is Professor A., the eminent expert in
this science, right before me. If l use
an Illustration in Roman mythology.
then there is Professor b. ready to
trip me up fo- my %inaccuracy. If l
instance something in English litcra-
ture that pleases me, l an cowed by
the presence of the learned doctor who
holds the chair Of English literature
here. What shall I do?"
The old man replied:
"Do not be discouraged. I'll give you
safe advice. Preach the gospel. They
probably know very little Of that"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1910-05-18
An Aid to Digestion,

The Blanks had invited a guest to
dinner. AS the last course was reached
little Willie. who had been closely
watching the guest almost continually
during the meal, looked over at him
once more and said,
"You haven't changed n bit since
you starting eating, have you. MI. Cur
tis:'
"Why. no." laughed the visitor.
"Why do you ask that question"
Because" blurted out Willie, con-
fused by the pairs Of eyes focused on
him-"because l heard pa say you'd
make a big hog Of yourself as soon as
you got your eyes on this feed"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1910-05-18
livinq.

A wearied pilgrim. l have wandered here
Twice Internationally, bate me but one
year.
Long have I lasted in this world, it's true.
But yet those years that l have lived are
few.
Who by his gray hairs doth his lusters
tell
Lives not those years but he thai lives
them we'll.
One man has reached his sixty years, but
he
three.
He lives who lives to virtue. Men who
cast
Their ends for pleasure do not live, but
last.
-Herrick
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1910-05-18
THE FAV0RlTE WON.
A Prizefieht Referee Who "Seen His
Duty and Done It."

A Prizefieht Referee Who "Seen His
Duty and Done It,"
In a sporting resort in the east end
of London a popular Irish pugilist
was matched against a burly and
clever negro. The freshman was a
hot favorite. and his friends bet heav-
lily that he would whip his colored OPP
ponent. The referee was also an Irish
man. and when in the first round the
negro reached the Irish fighters jaw
and the latter's head thumped the
boards with a crash that seemed to
preclude further contest the follow
ing monologue by the, referee as he
stood over the fallen favorite, counting
the seconds. took place:
"Onew Qn an undertone to his gasp
ing conpatriot: "Come on, man; get up
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1910-05-18
linpertinent.

Sarah, duchess of Marlborough. one
day remarked to her grandson, Jack
Spencer, "Jack, you must marry, and
l will give you a list Of the ladies you
may propose to-"
every we'll, grannie," he said, and he
proposed to the first on the list. When
he came back with his wife from their
wedding tour they went to pay their
respects to the old lady.
swell, now" she said, II am the
root, and you are only the branches,
and therefore you must always pay me
a great deal of Difference"
THAT is all very WE'LL" said Jack i'm.
pertinently, "but I think the branches
would flourish a great deal better II
the root vas underground"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1910-05-18
friendship.

IT, seem to take away the sun
from the world who withdraw friend
ship from life. for we have nothing
better from the immortal gods, moth
ing more Observation-Disclosures.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1910-05-18
City property and Ranches
bought and sold on commission.

We have some desirable City prop
erty. improved and u%nimproved, listed
for sale.