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The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10
WHAT UNCLE DUDLEY SAYS.
Old Gentleman, According To Car
bondale Paper, Says Nick Was
at Sunday Game.

But ! can say that / never had
anything to do with Sunday games.
The Sunday game has never appeal
ed to me. l got enough sport out of
the game week days to last me over
Sunday. Leave that to your Uncle
Dudley. Nick Spencer.
Being a trihe curious over the
above statement, one of the local
fans made inquiries from Uncle Dud-
ley as to whether or not Mick"
really meant what he said in regard
to Sunday games. Nick, Dudley says
that If his memory serves him right
he was sitting on the grandstand
one Sunday afternoon when you dis
played your fancy supporters to the
spectators as the result of feeling
animated over the game. This may
or may not be true, but you left it
to Dudley and he was consulted
Carbondale Leader.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10
CATARRHa aWILL GO
Relief in Two Minutes, Complete
Cure Soon. .g.

Relief in Two Minutes, Complete
Cure Soon. .l
Don't go on hawking yourself sick
every morning.; it's cruel, it's harm
full and it's unnecessary.
If after breathing Hyomei, the
wonder-worker, you are not rid of
vile catarrh, you can have your mon
ey back.
No stomach dosing-just take the
little hard rubber pocket inhaler that
comes with each outfit, and pour in
to it few drops of Hyomei. Breathe
it according to directions. In two
minutes it will relieve you of that
stuffed up feeling. Use 1t a few
minutes every day, and in few
weeks you will be entirely free from
catarrh.
Get an outfit today; it only costs
$1.00; it's worth 1000 to any ca
tarrh sufferer. For sale by drug
gists everywhere and by G. w. Peil,
who guarantees it to cure catarrh,
Group, coughs, colds, sore throat and
bronchitis. An extra bottle of Hyo-
mel liquid if needed costs but soc.
The little hard rubber pocket inhaler
you get with outfit will last life
time.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10
JOHN MITCHELL Is SILENT.
Shakes His Head at Suggestion That
He May Rule New York.

He May Rule New York.
John Mitchell, ex-president of the
United Mine Workers, came to
Honesdale by way of Lake Ariel
Saturday in an auto, in company with
John j. Lotus, Alex. Connell, P. II.
Durkin and John Gibbons, Jr., of
Scranton. They rode up Main street
and took in the town. Edward A.
Penniman shook hands with Mr.
Mitchell, remarking that he suppos-
ed he was shaking hands with the
next governor OF New York. Mr.,
Mitchell smiled slightly and shook
his head.
1t is known, however, that Mr..
Mitchell who lives in Mt. Vernon,
a Westchester county city is miles
from New York, has been sounded
on the goyeTnorship by National
Committeeman William l.. Ward,
whose home is in the neighboring
city of New Rochelle. Mr.. Mitchell
is now classed as a Roosevelt man
if not as a dyed-in-the-wool Repub-
lican. In 1908 he was mentioned
by the Democrats of Illinois as a
possible nominee for governor. He
lived in Chicago then.
81 don't know a thing about it,,
and / don't expect to know" he says
when asked about the report that the
man at Sycamore Hill might favor
him for the job in Albany.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

Hold your thoughts persistently.
Don't allow yourself to think on
your birthday that you are a year
older.
Refrain from all kinds of stimu-
lants and sedatives; they will short
en- your life.
Avoid danger, discard hurry or
anything else that exhausts vitality
or overstimulates; whatever frets,
worries or robs you of peace or sleep
will make you prematurely old.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

Angelic Allentown has more sweet
summer girls than Sinful Scranton,
Woebegone WilkesBarre, Jiggered
Johnstown, Pipedreaming Pottsville
and Ridiculous Reading combined.
Allentown Democrat.
Since you are determined to allit-
crate, permit us to say that Heav-
enly Honesdale and it's immediate
vicinity can show a few that will
pass in something smaller than the
average station crowd.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10
ERIE's NEW SIGNAL SYSTEM.
Hall Automatic Block Signal Now
Being Installed.

The work of installing the new
Hall system of automatic block sig
nails along the Erie road has been
progressing rapidly and is fast near
ing completion.
Wednesday the officials of the
Erie were testing IS miles of the
signal system between Wellsburg
and Big Flats on the Tioga division.
Several thorough tests will be made
before the system is put into active
use.
A favorable result is expected from
the tests, as the signal system has
been in use on a number of other
admirably.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

the party to the Oklahoma school
of political economy, including gov
ernment guarantees of bank de-
posits, and in 1910 ran amuck in
his own state on county option.
Now the Democrats are wondering
what issue to wreck the party he
will take up next.-Doylestown In
telligencer.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

a BRYAN Democrat at that, in these
times. when the issue of the tariff
is being so clearly drawn? The an
swer is so clear that the action of
the FLINN-Van VALKENBURG
convention in nominating this stand
ard-bearer of the BRYAN Demo-
cratic-local option brand must appear
as foolishness,
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

Mr.. Foraker combines the two
qualities that endear a man to the
public in this country. He is a good
winner and a good loser. 1t will
make a difference if he takes the
stump in Ohio this year.--Washing-
ton Star.
1t will make a difference in Gov
HARMON'S favor, and for that rea-
son the Republicans in the state to
the west of us, who have a reason
ably strong gubernatorial candidate
in WARREN G.. HARDING, should
keep FIRE ALARM JOE off the
stump. Time was when FORAKER
support was a tower of strength to
any officeseeker in the Buckeye
state. Time is when Mr.. FORAKER,
effectually queered by his vehement
championship of the discharged
black battalion of Brownsville, hurts
more than he helps any candidate
in whose behalf his stentorian tones
are elevated. Keep FORAKER in
his Cincinnati law office and HARD
ING may be elected. Let FORAKER
stump the state and Gov. HARMON
will stay in Columbus. Be sure of
that!
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

Chester man, dead at SO, is re-
ported to have never smiled. He
evidently never heard of the third
party. y.-Harrisburg Telegraph.
Or of some of the misguided gen.
tlemen that think MIR. BERRY is to
get Wayne by 1000 and the state
by $4,000.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

TWELVE muslin trespass notices
for $1.00; six for seventy-five cents.
Name of owner, township and law
regarding trespassing printed there
on. CITIZEN Office.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

Avoid fear in all it's varied forms
of expression.
Simply refuse to grow old by
counting your years or anticipating
old age.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

Sunday school picnics are about
the customary crop this year. And
young and old have taken their fill
of lemonade and boats and swings
and frosted cake this year. Be sure
of that!
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

Even the sanity Berry of the
Brickyards has some Chester neigh
bors that rise up and call the Key
stone candidate a hypocrite.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

While Chicago is contemplating
it's magnificent scheme of annexa-
tion which is to realize that dream
of the Three Million club to bring
its population up to the figure nam
ed, it might just as well put on a
little extra steam and reach out and
grab New York. If Chicago doesn't
watch out it will be surprising the
rest of the country by it's modera-
tion.-Lancaster New Era.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

Editor Bailey of the Johnstown
Democrat and the Democratic coun-
ty committee of Cambria adopted
resolution calling upon Col. Cuff
fey to resign as Democratic nation
al committeeman and remove him
self from state and national poll
tics. The colonel refuses to do so
and declares that Editor Bailey is
not Democrat. That will surprise
the editor and his friends, as he has
always thought, talked, looked and
acted like a Democrat.-Uniontown
News-Standard.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

Miss Jennings and Mr.. Custard
were married in Monroe county the
other day. Are all men in Monroe
so soft as that?
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

A Philadelphia girl hugged and
kissed a boy she mistook for her
Jim and in the strenuosity of her
display of affection for one that
turned out to be the wrong man she
broke her jaw. Now If that Quaker
City lassie had only given heed to
the advice of DR.. Wiley she might
have been spared the modification
and disappointment of embracing
and osculating the wrong fellow and
all the pain and expense of the
broken Jaw into the bargain
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

The Teddy Bears lost a game of
ball at Millersburg. We haven't
heard yet of the Alice Rabbits on the
diamond.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

One of our chiefest troubles arises
from placing a wrongful estimate
upon the ills of our times. The in
dividual life is lived better now than
ever before and collective righteous
ness surpasses that of any other
epoch in history. The river of life
carries less waste and refuse than
formerly. 1t is right to observe and
attack wrong living; but it is un-
necessary to despoil the whole be-
cause some portion of it is bad.
We need a realizing sense of pro-
portions in judging the world
Tftusville Herald.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10
GINGERSNAPS.

The fool that rocks the boat has
reached Oneonta, n. Y. Let's hang
the first one that gets loose in Wayne
county!
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

William j. Bryan appears destin-
ed to be the pilot to throw the Dem
ocratic craft on the rocks. In 1896
he was the exponent of the free sill
yer doctrine, and in 1900 again in
sisted upon the endorsement of the
silver issue. In 1904 he success
fully resisted the adoption of res
olution recognizing the gold stand
ard as an accomplished fact. In
1906 he made an eloquent plea for
government ownership and operation
of railroads. In 1908 he committed
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

Sheriff Braman of Wayne county
told a Scranton newspaper man who
wanted to be admitted to the county
Jail to photograph Sam Reed and
Leona Lord in their cells: "No pict-
ures of Sam Reed will be taken while
! am running this Jail. Suppose you
were Sam Reed or suppose you were
Leona Lord? Would you want your
picture scareheaded all over the
country in connection with a MUIR
der charger" The sheriff shows a
kind heart and good sense. Under
the law a man is presumed to be
innocent until proven guilty, but in
reading the papers one is forced to
believe the modern tendency is to
believe him guilty until he prove
his innocence.-Forest City News.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

The number of well-heeled Amer
leans who skiddoo to Europe with
out first having gazed upon the
glories of Niagara Falls and Wayne
county grows greater rather than
smaller. The preachers tell up the
world is growing better, but nobody
who keeps track of the newly-rich
American travellers will tell you it
is growing wiser-vacationwis
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

Have you a pocketbook?" eager
ly inquiries the Johnstown Demo-
crat. We have. But strictly be-
tween us, just at the present writ
ing, there is nothing in it but two
postage stamps, a strip of court
awney Spirit.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10
KEYSTONE PRESS.


The Johnstown light, heat and
power combine has been cited to
show cause in court why it so sad
ly disturbs the equanimity of the
Joyful Johnnies. But Editor Bailey
is happy. He is face to face with
one of the tribe of Trusts.-Con-
nellsville Courier.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

Woodrow Wilson as Democratic
candidate for governor of Jersey
would be almost as colorless and
perfunctory as Alton B. Parker as
Democratic candidate for president.
Why add another word to that!
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

Jack the Hugger is active in Car
bondale. If the temptation is as
strong up there in the way of pretty
girls as it is in a certain hamlet
not more than eight and 20 miles
from the famous ballslugging town
of northeastern Pennsylvania, we
can't really blame Jack for his ac-
tivities. And If he came here he'd
want to keep busy all the time!
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

Only a half of an apple crop in the
67 counties this fall says the able
Prof. Surface, who knows. But
Pennsylvania is not so badly off as
Jersey when one of these distressing
years of apple shortage rolls around.
God only knows we don't draw all
our strenuosity from the consump-
tion of applejack on this side of the
Delaware!
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

I've been out to the old haunts
at Beach lake, where l passed my
vacation a couple of summers ago.
While | see the same old scenes, l
miss some of the old, familiar faces.
William J. McKenna.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

II you don't think the days are
growing shorter, just listen any night
for the sharp, mournful cadence of
the katydid. He's on the job
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10
RIGHT OFF THE BAT.


look at, but you never can tell
whether you're eating huckleber-
ries or flies.-Julius Bussa.
My impression is that the third
or Keystone ticket will make a lot
of noise for a time, but that as
election draws close it will fall as
fat as pancake.-Chester A. Gar
ratt
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

If Berry gets Wayne county by
1000, as some Berry men say he
will, he will carry the state. But
l don't expect to see him get Wayne
county by l,000.-John E. Rich
mond.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

Montrose is timid about this Old
Home business; she doesn't dare to
try a full week. MontrOse will have
an Old Home day set apart from
the four days of the regular fair
But let the Old Home advocates live
in the hope that Montrose may be
so favorably impressed with one re-
union day that another year she
won't be satisfied with less than six
of 'em. OF course, if Honesdale can
give Montrose any practical point
ers about the operation of this Old
Home week business Montrose need
apply but once for the assistance.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

It's a safe gamble that by this
time one of Mr.. Berry's ardent
friends from Wayne county has
dropped into the Chester candidates S
parlor to tell him he ought to be
elected-and probably can not be!
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

Five miles is generally the longest
Marathon in this state-and more's
the benefit to the boys that "AIara-
thon." The full-hedged Marathon,
matter of 26 miles and some odd
yards, is likely to leave the man
who tries it weak, stale and miser-
able for at least 26 weeks and then
some.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

Only four weeks to the Septem-
Der schoolbell now. The barefoot
boy in the country and the boy in the
city with shoes on dislike the idea
of it, but the average parent is
found to be as happy at that kids
return as some men are when their
wives 90 to the country
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1910-08-10

Mr.. Senator Grim of Bucks coun-
ty has at last been notified" that
he is the 1910 standbearer of the
Guffeyized Pennsylvania Democracy.
With the awful loss of suspense at
length off the little senator's mind,
it's now presumable that he can eat
his victuals three times a day with
a relish and sleep seven or eight
hours every night without any dis
NAL forebodings-so far as the valid
ity of the nomination is concern
ed-to break his slumbers.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-02-17

Mr. Taft is in dilemma, assuring the peo
pie on the one hand that he intends to proceed
against the Trusts, and assur-
TAFT ing the Trusts, on the other
CONTINUES hand, that they have nothing
TO BLUNDER. to fear from his procedure.
If either side is perturbed
over Mr.. Taft's utterances, it is because he
can hardly be credited by any faction. There's
no sincerity, or depth to Taft, the President,
and very little probably to Taft, the man.
Once in while an honest man is overcome
by some sudden temptation and Lo his repu-
tation is gone in breath. Afterwards, his
repentance is generally genuine, and perhaps
the long, painful climb back again to place
of trust makes of him finer being than he
could have become without the fall, the an
guish, and the courage of the upward march.
And then, again, a man begins well, but by
slow degrees, and surrenders of no great mo-
ment in themselves, there is an insidious I'M
dermining which leaves nothing except the
reputation, unsupported by character. Often
the Truly Great are mere shells of the men
they were, ready to crumble after distin-
guished career. Is this the case with Mr..
Taft?
While two notable cases of Federal prose
cution are now before the Supreme Court
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-02-17
Summary Of Events as They Happen

A news item says that "a Pan-American
Bank is said to be receiving the approval of
the Federal State Depart
PAN-AMERI- ment. The money interests
CAN BANK reported as being behind it
ADDED TO Nor are the banking houses of
GAN INTERESTS. J. P. Morgan & Co., Kuhn,
Loeb & Co., the First Ma
tional and the National City Banks of New
York"
Well, why not? Since these banking con
Germs have been squeezing the orange of our
national industries, they may as well make it
unanimous in all America. And certainly
the State Department will favor it. The
State Department has not for half a century
been anything other than merely ministerial
department of the Wall Street banks who
constitute the executive head of this country
and, through the machinery of our Govern
ment, propose to capture the peoples of Cen
trail and South America and the Orient
Yes, this magnificent imitation of repub
lie, and absurd farce of a democracy, must
confess that it is dragged at the chariot wheels
of a single clique of bankers, and yet we find
the young men of today, who should be
guarding the inheritance OF freedom and
passing the institutions founded upon SO great
a sacrifice on, unsullied, to future generations,
pouring over pages of baseball rot, enthused
over the fight between Jefries, white de-
generate, with johnson, a niger brute, and
crazy on "spOrt" of all kinds to the exclusion
of nearly everything else that ought to absorb
their best thought and energies. people
don't read editorials any more" complacently
say the publishers of the big and little dali
lies, but for forms sake, few inches of edi
torial brain-fag are sandwiched in between
harinO ads and page after PAGE of SnOrtinO
drivel. Few of the editorials written are ex-
pressions of independent thought, even for
the little space they occupy The grip of the
"Interests" is upon everything and the mass
es are either worked until they are too tired
for anything but sleep, or where youth pos
sesses some reserve strength above the daily
grind, every means of diverting it from real
issues is used, and so the country drifts into
slavery from which only another revolution
will ever save it.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-02-17

ship, his omnlpresent arrogance and 1nsOlent
dlctatlon.
Archbishop Ireland has made matters
worse for his Church by his ''explanation" of
the reason why Fairbanks was refused the
audience:
cit was not question of Mr.. Fairbanks being
"a Methodist, or of going to Methodist church in
Rome for Sunday devotion.
'It was question appearing to give the fullest
approval to the work of the Methodist Association
in Rome. Among Methodists in Rome active
and may say neutrality-suspicious. proselytes.
The Methodist Association is not in Rome to serve
and meet American Methodsts, but to pervert
from the Catholic faith all those upon whom they
can bring influence to bear.
'Now public address by a former Vice-Pres-
dent of the United States before the Methodist
Association have other meaning in the
eyes of the Roman public than the approval of
America on the propaganda of the Methodist AS
ISOLATION. Had the holy father, guardian of the
spiritual interests of the Catholic Church of the
world, smilingly welcomed Mr. Fairbanks to
audience the following day, in what other po-
sitiOn would he appear to be than to be giving his
approval to the propaganda of the Methodist AS
ISOLATION before which the address had been given?
''It simply impossible for the holy father
in his official position sovereign pontiff Of the
Catholic Church to do aught else than to say pO-
litely to Mr.. Fairbanks can not receive you and
accord you the honors due you in all other cir
cumstances American and distinguished
representative of great republic. "
And yet-our President and his Cabinet
Officers can give their sanction, as official
heads of this Government, to Pan-Ameri-
can Thanksgiving celebration which is equiv
alent to acknowledging the domination of
Rome over the entire Western world
That mass passed almost unnoticed by the
Protestants of this country, who have been
under the spell of federation, which spell
has resembled much that of the snake who
first paralyzes, then lubrlcates with his own
slime the bird, before he swallows it com
pletely.
Lord Curzon speaking to the manufac-
turers at Manchester, England, recently,
made some remarks that ought
CURzoNs to be handed to every employee
BREAK. In American manufactures on
silver platter Urging them to
"tariff reform, he exploded in this brilliant
perioration:
'"Thus, you see that these Protectionist coun-
tries Omitted States, France and Germany are
building up their manufactures, and are actually
becoming Independent of the products of your
Lancashire spindles and looms Your competitors
can BUY AS CHEAPLY you, they PAY LESS
WAGES, they WORK LONGER HOURS"
Beautiful and inevitable results Of the tariff
for which nearly every employee of the man
ufacturing interests has indefatigably voted
And they have the nerve-such rank trait
ors as Joseph Chamberlain, Lord Morley, and
others, to be trying to fasten the masses of
England to the same internal system that,
here, shows up to the American worzingman
and woman in LESS WAGES and LONG,
Err HOURS!
It is nice to change the name of thing
once In while "Tariff reform" sounds so
much better than the malodorous term "Pro-