The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1910-08-13
LIVE TOPICS tBOIr TOWN.

with the one IN the other side That's
what makes u :, hard ~ clos" the window
! fnnf' that out the other day man
cam" into my ONCE and complained that
past after he had completed his new house
h" had ~ tear out the stills At a cost Of
ssh JIst because hs hadn't got honest
weight sash irons He couldn't close |
the Windows | investigated after that
and found that the same thing was true !
oi the windows IN city Hall
That - funny way you fellows have
"t reckoning distance, said tn" pre-
pectlve tenant who had Just been in
formed 10y the renting agent that the
ONCE he had under consideration Was
thirty three seconds by local elevator
from the main fioor
why didn't Won tell what nanr u -
ON and be done With it,
Because that isn't what most tenants
want Ia know. said the agent 1T ~
th" time consumed in going up and down
that they consider first The old fifteen
minutes To Harlem cry has it, ocho IN
every bug office building ia town Forty
seconds up by local or thirty seconds
! by express is much more likely 10 laud
"A tenant than the number Of the hCOT
Here's the very top notch Of infaniile
luxury said a New York physician.
/ A wealthy family with two young chill
/ dren recernly spent several weeks ~ far
/
tain dairy could not reach them in good
condition. Previous to their departure
/ this milk Juoblem presented itself. and
/ the mother was nearly distracted at the
thought OF her habies drinking foreign
milk suddenly the horizon cleared
she had IT, The establishment was tele-
phoned Co and u was arranged to have
Two OF their best cows sent IN advance
| tn th" appointed place. with an expert
/ mixer we'll VerSed ia all the sterilizlnK
stunts connected with furnishing milk
/ TO millionaire babies. The whole outfit
was ready and waiting for the family
on Its arrival and these youngsters 50
| far as ] know hold the record for having
/ couple Of COWS and special mixer
travel several hundred miles rather than
have their special brand OF milk subject
To any change
Coroner- Physician OHanIon was
riding IN the subway recently when he
drew from his side pocket Of his coat
hI- gold watch. which hs had hurriedly
| dropped there upon getting II back from
the matchmaker He was about to faSten
il to his chain and put It IN hrs walstcoa,
pocket when he noticed a straphang.r
/ looking Intsntly at him Th, face was
familiar. and m a nom.n, DIR O'Hanlun
recognized IN. straphang-r a. a puck.
. pocket that he had several times seen
/ IN pohC,' court Instead Of putting his
watch IN his waIstcoat he shppedr hack
into his coat pocket Every few minutes
h.. drew u out and looked at II as though
IN hurry Msantim. the pickpockat
gradually shifted his position near TO
Or O'Hanlon A. th,. train drew into the
SEVENTY second street station the thief
was immediately beside the doctor and
preparing apparently TO try to sit down
next 10 him Again the doctor put hI-
hand into his coat pockrt hut instead
81 his watch he brought forth his badge
~ ofice shield that very much re-
sembl~s the shield Of a captain 81 police
81 should have saen that fellow got
~ that train. said DR. % Hanlpn 4
-n6wiak" ~ August wouldn't vanish
. quicker than b" did
Why ~ - that tbs. black leonard Styl
not Eat m tho dsy like the other animals
IN the hon hous- do not know but -h.
has been here tor sighrs years and no
ur. eyer saw Ter eating vet -ard .
ka"r"r ~ The Central PARK m-nagerI"
The lions tig-r- leopard~ and other
l"a-t- e the ca' tril.. get hu' ono meal a
dav Their" - bv' one arfrC . ~ Diet
day after day and that - meat Most
~ n" animals get r"stl"a- half an hour
h'fUr" VI" man with the meat wagon
,rrr-s along When III, fresh t.,.f -
thrown - y. W 'h"y dspu.-. IT II rght
away l'a' = A. . O'Clock IA tho after
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wagon nan he"h p"'h t"' ana hl'"d M"
"c'nr"r "f~n"h NV" h"' ana dargl"d
q c"hP'" "' ear 'r'ih'"'s within srh' =
the psS-"nRsrS
myn"hy n eco 'h"-' ihing-' b."
san u Won u" YOU u newer g"' thorn
no" H"iore We s'ar' ana HaN" tr"uhi"
ait'r"ard. 'hY twenty nv" cents for
~" IMP
man on 'h" HACK s"a' 'p"k" mp tam
idly
4 guess IN take one for nv wife D..
s.,d she q. Kind n. hard Of b.a,,,,
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nass'ng"r pat IN a lId Tor IN" other
trumpet
I'D The lecturer 20 the nas..ne.r h.s