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Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-01-20
For Sale

For Sale.
One pair of bob-sleds. Nearly new.
Apply to d. G. HAYS.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-01-20
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Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1910-01-20

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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
More Soothing sIrup.

Further revision of the tariff is to
be recommended by President Taft
according to an unofficial statement
sent out from Washington. He is
quoted as demanding that "exortion-
ate and unreasonable profits" by pro
ducers no longer shall be tolerated.
This evidently is another dose of,
the presidents famous soothing strip.
1t is especially significant that 1t Is
administered just as Mr.. Roosevelt
was about to circulate through insur-
gent strongholds.
Memory of the presidents abjectI
surrender to the Aldrich-C annonl
clique, however, is still fresh in the
minds of the voters. With due defer
ence to his belated concession to an,
aroused public sentiment, they will in,
sist on electing a congress that can
be depended on to enact that senti-
ment into law.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
BOARD NAMES ASSISTANTS.
Missouri University curators Name
One Foreign Teacher.

Jefferson City.-The board of curat-
ors Of the state university held a
meeting here and named a number OF
assistants for various departments of
the university.
The appointments made by the
board follow: Thomas Helbe, instruc-
tor in Latin; Gaetano Chavicchia, in
structor in romance languages. (This
appointee is a native of Italy, but was
educated in the United States). Miss
Margaret Austill of Mobile, Ala, in
structor in physical education for wo-
men; T. n. Jones of Madison, Wis, in
structor in physical education for
men; R, ]. Das, research assistant in
college agriculture.
Frank W Cooke, Of Healdsburg, Cal
ifornia; H. E. Riding of Meadville,
Mo-, and Vaughn Bryant of Kansas
City, student assistants In journalism.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
Street olIlna Is SUCCESS.

Montgomery City.-Major ]. B. FL
IFS of Ellsberry, a town in Lincoln
county that has been trying a new
experiment by oiling the streets in
stead of sprinkling them, says the
plan has proven successful and that
plans are now being made by prop
erty owners to have other streets OIL
ed next spring. "The town now has
five blocks of Main street oiled, and
ten blocks in the residence district"
said Mayor Ellis. "The cost of the
fifteen blocks was only $185. The oil
used is crude, witha mixture of as
phaltum. The street was graded, and
then the oil was applied with a
sprinkler. The result is a surface
hard, yet springy, dustless and i'm
pervious to water, and resists the
wear and tear of traffic, neither hoofs
nor wagon wheels making an impress
sion upon it."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22

Craig Biddle, at a dinner in New
port, was describing the changing
odds on the Jeffries-Johnson fight at
Reno.
Eight to four and a half on JEFF
fries-nine to six the other way. about
three to one and a quarter-its
rather confusing, isn't it," he said.
I'm fact, it's almost as confusing as
the two girls talk about a secret.
MARY said the first girl, told me
that you had told her that secret I
told you not to tell her.
"The nasty thing said the other
girl. I told her not to tell you I told
her.
"'Well,' said the first girl, Z told
her l wouldn't tell you she told me-
30 don't tell her l did,"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
N~~~N~N~1
5 SHORT A ITEMS )
A~~~N0(~@A
U. OF NJ. ENROLMENT HEAVY
All Schools at Columbia to Have Rec
ord Attendance.

Columbia.-'The enrolment at the
University Of Missouri at this time
exceeds that of last year at a CORE
spending period" said DR.. Isidore
Loeb, chairman of the entrance COM
mittee. This indicates that the at
tendance will be greater than last
year. There will be about % new
faces among the faculty when the uni
versity opens. Most of the new in
structors take the places Of those who
have resigned, but the faculty has
been increased in number also.
A number of changes have been
made in Academic hall in an effort to
meet the increased demand for space.
The enrolment of out-of-town stu
dents at Christian college reached al
most 100. The management expects
an attendance of more than 1876 in the
boarding school and about the same
number of resident students.
Enrolment at Stephens college be-
gan and classes were taken up. H. N.
Quisenberry, president of the Steph-
ems college, said the attendance would
be about 300. Plans have been drawn
for a new dormitory to cost about
$4,000, which it is expected to have
completed for the session of 1911.
The enrolment at the University
Military academy will be limited to SO.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
No More Argument Needed.

In his enumeration of platform
pledges fulfilled, MI. Taft specifies the
promise that the tariff revision should
be so made as to cover only the differ
ence in cost Of production at home and
abroad and a reasonable profit to
manufacturers. No Democratic wit
nesses need be summoned to estab-
lish the fact that not eyen a pretense
was made at following this rule. All
1T is necessary to do is to summon
Senator Cummins to the stand, who,
In a series of powerful speeches in
Kansas and other portions Of the
west, has shown that the platform ut
terances on this point were totally dis
regarded and seemed even to have
been forgotten.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
Little Credit Due Tariff Law.

The recent statement concerning
the beauties of the new tariff law,
lately given out at Washington, does
not seem greatly to have impressed
the country. The papers were quick
to see that, after deducting the $685.
600, 900 derived from the corporation
tax, the $12,0 900, 900 resulting from i'm
proved business methods In the Gus
tom houses, and making allowance for
the imports rushed in in advance Of
the abrogation of the reciprocity
treaties, we should have had a consid-
cradle deficit. The purpose evidently
was to make the people believe that
1t was the tariff that was working SO
well. There has been an increase in
revenue derived from customs, 1t in
true, but 1t is not considerable, and Of
late has been shrinking. The Journal
of Commerce says that such a shut
fling statement as was put out in the
absence of the secretary Of the treas
ury, and it Is to be hoped without his
knowledge, Is a discredit to the ad-
ministration." It Is not meant to
serve as an official statement, but as a
campaign document.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
sha Took Mo Chances.

A happily welded matron is the
principal of an odd incident, which
one of her dear" friends relates.
Before the matron's engagement to
her present husband was announced,
she met her dear" friend on the
street. The new matron was hurrying
toward one Of the large jewelry stores
Of the city.
John gave me an engagement ring"
she explained, without a shadow of
embarrassment, land I am going down
to g how much 1t cost. You see, ]
got the jewelers. name off the box"
and she hurried on.
The same friend said that another
bit Of information the matron got was
the commercial standing of the pros
pective husband, which she secured
by paying for a special report from
a commercial agency.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
FOR THE SKIN AND SCALP

Because Of its delicate, emollient,
sanative, antiseptic properties derived
from Cuticura Ointment, united with
the purest Of cleansing Ingredients
and most refreshing of flower odors,
Cuticura Soap Is unrivaled for preserv-
ing, purifying and identifying the
skin, scalp, hair and hands, and, as
sisted by Cuticura Ointment, for dis
pelling itching irritation and an
fammation and preventing clogging
Of the pores, the cause Of many disfg-
uring facial eruptions. All who de-
light in a clear skin, soft, white hands,
a clean, wholesome scalp and live,
glossy hair, will find that Cuticura
Soap and Cuticura Ointment realize
every expectation. Cuticura Rene
dies are sold throughout the world.
Potter Drug G Chem. Corp, sole pro-
prietorA Boston, Mass. Send to them
for the latest Cuticura Book, an au-
thority on the best care of the skin,
scalp, hair and hands. 1t is mailed
free on request.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
WASTE OF PEOPLES MONEY
Enormous Expenditures Of the Gov
eminent Shown Hers nv Com
pas1csA

National expendftzses ~ @ 0su-
ing year made and azzAHsAA ~ con-
gress amounted to N.eeafSfxS4-con-
siderably more than a thousand mill
lions! Let us see what that fact
means.
l. 1t means that we are spending
every year nearly one per cent, of our
entire national wealth-$120, 000. 000.-
600; or nearly one-half of the national
wealth of Switzerland-s2,4 400, 00O, 600;
or of Portugal-s2, 500, 900, 900; or
more than one-ffth of the national
wealth of the thrifty Netherlands
$4,000, 000, 900.
2. 1t means that we are spending
every year more than the entire as
sessed valuation, real and personal, of
most of the states in the union, in
only IA of which is there property in
excess of a thousand millions.
/, 3. It means that we are spending
every year almost as much money as
all the farms, city lots and buildings
in so great and rich a state as Indi-
ana are worth for taxation-$1,110,-
391, 659.
4. It means that we are spending
in n year one-third Of the entire
output Of all our gold mines in 1870
years, 5000, 1877, 900!
s. 1t means that we spend every
year o than the entire capital of
all the national banks In the United
States-$919 ,143, S25-and nearly one
third Of all our savings bank deposits
sd, 3,405, 709.
6. 1t means that we spend in one
year one-third of the value Of our for
eign commerce-3,05 5, ILL, 138.
I. It means that we spend each year
our entire corr CROP sos, 651, 900
bushels, and that our wheat crop for
a single year-664, 602, 900 bushels
would be sufficient to run the govern
ment only six months.
8. 1t means that, excluding Sundays
and holidays, there is spent at Wash
ington every day in the year the enor-
nous sum Of $ 8 ,567, 685. 66!
8. It means that for every man.
woman and child in the country we
spend each year Sill.
10. 1t means that for every family
In the United States the yearly ex-
%penditure at Washington is $55.
If the waste at Washington is $780,
000,0 900 a year, as Senator Aldrich has
intimated, every American family suf-
fers by this prolifigacy to the extent
of $16.66 every t~welvemonth.
This is enough to buy a suit Of
clothehs. It will buy an overcoat or
a cloak. 1t will buy a good dress. 1t
will furnish a room. 1t will buy near
ly three tons of anthracite coal. 1t
will buy four or five pairs of shoes. 1t
will buy two or three barrels of flour
Or over three hundred loaves Of short
weight bread.
The cost of one battleship-$12, 000,-
900 to $1S,0 600, 900, needless and an in
centive only to jingoism and war
would endow a great university, estab-
lish and support a dozen fine hospitals
or equip and maintain forever one
hundred good libraries.
Turn on the light!
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
Public Want Ads.

Wanted-Several nice old gentle
men to represent US financially. Moth
ing to do but utter wise remarks and
indorse dividend checks. Good wages,
from fifty to one hundred millions a
year.
Wanted-A fnancier who will guar
antee to keep Is supplied with half
colleges and half-libraries while we
supply the other halves. No expert
ence required. Good rake-off.
Wanted-At once. A large number
of stockholders to take charge of our
food supply and keep us from eating
too much. No regular hours. Palm
Beach in winter. Adirondacks in sum-
mer.
Wanted-A few select persons to
represent us socially and do the
things we haven't time for. No brains
needed. All expenses paid. No worry.
Success.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
Someone Mich. Get Hurt.

Pietro had drifted to Florida and
was working with a gang at railroad
construction. He had been told to
beware of rattlesnakes, but assured
that they would always give the
warning rattle before striking.
One hot day he was eating his noon
luncheon on a pine log when he saw
a big RATHER coiled a few feet in front
Of him. He eyed the serpent and be.
gan to lift his legs over the log. He
had barely got them out of the way
when the snakes fangs hit the bark
beneath him.
Son Of a guna!" yelled Pietro.
why you nc ringa da bell?"-Every-
body's Magazine.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
Ae Made Them Come to Time.

TIC Maue mem Ionic TO lImes
Il will make the corporations come
to time" shouted Mr.. Roosevelt at
Toledo.
He made the Equitable Life come to
time with a $4,000 campaign contri-
button. He made the beef trust come
to time with a big campaign contribu-
ton. He made the Standard on come
to time with another big campaign
contribution. He made E. H. Harri-
man, after a personal conference at
the White House, come to time with
100000.
These are only a few of the corpo-
rations and plutocratic interests Mr..
Roosevelt made come to time in the
1904 campaign when he was a candi-
date for the presidency to succeed
himself.
Turn on the light!-New York
World.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
Perfectly Harmless.

A little girl of three years, whose
father had bought her some frecrack.
ers and s~kyrockets for the Fourth of
July, wanted to know what they were
for. On being told their purpose, she
~anxiously inquired If they would hurt
anybody. When told they would not,
she seemed relieved, and that night,
when saying her prayers, she added:
can, bod, don't 90 be f'raid of ZEN
poppin' fngs when zey make a noise
tomorrow, cause zey won't hurt 100"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
Saucy Soldier Shut Her LIN.

Col. Robert G. Carter at a Nashville
banquet was talking about campaign
comrades.
Then there was Dash Of Company
A." he said. Dash had the reputa-
ton of being the nastiest tongued man
in the regiment.
ut was Private Dash, you know,
who, out foraging one evening on a
rich estate. came accidentally upon
the owners wife, a grande dame in
evening dress.
Dash asked her for food. She re-
fused him. He asked again. But, still
refusing, she walked away.
mo- she said, TIL give you moth.
ing, ~trespassing like this; I'll give you
nothing. My mind is made up
"Made up, is it?' said Dash. Like
the rest of you, eh?'"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
Republican Hypocrisy.

What fools the Republican leaders
must think the voting citizens OF the
United States are. Mr.. Roosevelt has
taken occasion to declare his approval
Of President Taft's suggestion regard
ing revision Of the tariff by taking up
one schedule at a time. He subscribes
unqualiiedly to the humbug theory
that this program will be a successful
shock absorber In 50 far as business Is
concerned. The November elections
will show how far this device OF POI
litical hypocrisy has succeeded.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
Gold and Cost Of Living.

stand-pat economists still stick to
the massive theory that the great pro
duction Of gold is the Of the In
creased cost Of living. Their breadth
Of knowledge is amazing by its alb
sence.
The higher cost Of living is due to
the higher profits Of eastern mill
bosses under special privilege Of the
Aldrich.Taft tariff. To blame It on
the increasing supply Of gold Is like
blaming the price of hens eggs on
THE war in Nicaragua.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
PIarn,a Annatlfa.

]. P. Morgan, ST., was always a
good trencherman in his youth and
he has as good an appetite today as
he eve had, not only for corned beef
and cabbage-his fayorite dish-but
TOR other foods. If the Morgan, who
dazzled the Teutons with his mathe-
mates when he was a German uni
yersity postgraduate student, had ac-
cepted the chair Of mathematics Of
fered to him by Heidelberg, instead Of
his Yankee corned beef and cabbage
It might have been frankfurters and
sauerkraut-New York Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
School Statistics Filed.

Fulton County School Superintend.
emit q. s. Wood has compiled his an
nual statement, which shows $3.50
children Of school age in Galloway
county, 4,423 being white and 361 ne
eroes. There arc 131 school houses
in the county, 116 being for white pu-
pills. One hundred and fifty-eight tea
chers are employed In the county, SIX
of whom are negroes.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
VIII Start Work This Fall.

Columbia.-Contracts for construc-
ton work on the st. Louis-Kansas
City Electric railway will be let in
October and work will be started this
fall on the line to tap the Boone coun-
ty coal fields, on which the company
has secured leases covering 10000
acres. This statement was contained
in a letter from H. v. johnson, general
attorney, who communicated with e.
w. Stevens, president Of the Columb ia
Commercial club.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22

Congress has been in adjournment
less than two months. It would have
been SO easy for the Republicans, had
they been sincere, to make at the last
session those changes in the Aldrich
law demanded by Mr.. Taft instead Of
at the next session or the session
thereafter. Mr.. Taft's argument is
that II a man refuses to do as he
agreed the first time, that is all the
more a for asserting that he will
do Il the second time.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case Of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halla
Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, O.
We. the undersigned. have known F. ]. Cheney
for the last IS years. and believe him perfectly hon.
orable in all business transactions and financially
abs to carry out any obligations made by his frm.
WALDINo. KINNAN & MARVIN.
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally. acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of tho
system. Testimonials sent free. Price rs cents PEI
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
A HandIcanned Official

"You let some of the swiftest auto
scorchers get by without a word?"
II know It," replied the village con.
stable. my glasses don't suit my
eyes like they used to, and l can't do
anything with an auto that amt goin'
slow enough fur me to read the mum
ber."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
Galway County to Protect Game

"y 00y '0sVOt V"HS'
Fulton.--A meeting will be held in
Fulton Monday, October 8, "stock sales
day." to organize a game protective
association of Galloway county. 1t is
to be a reorganization Of the commit
tee recently appointed to distribute
the English and Chinese pheasants
sent here by Game Commissioner Tol.
erton. Reports received here indicate
that the birds are thriving in Calla-
way county.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22

AS W q understand 1t, to revise the
Payne-ATdrich tariff would be to paint
the lily and gid refined gold-but
there Is a petal or two that would be
the better for a triie Of Chinese
White, and some Of the edges Of the
ingot need a bit Of gold leaf. just to
brighten EN- up a bit.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22

THE train doesn't stop at Crimson
Gulch any more"
mo-" replied Three-Finger Sam.
I'm afraid the town doesn't get
much respect from the railroad"
Respect Why, that railroad In
clean terrified. Ever since the news
got around that Stage Coach Charley
had settled here that train Jest gives
one shrek and jumps out of sight"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22

the kidneys with
Doan,s Kidney Pills.
They have cured
thousands and will
cure you.
) Mrs. Frances Col.
Inns. nurse. Box 80,
Boonville. Mo-, a
For 30 years l sui.
fered from kidney
trouble. I had back
pains and was both
cred by dizziness. ]
a tired easily
and was very nervous.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
Refunda $2.pBo NJ state.

Sedalia-Edward J.. Hurley, who
sold to the state Of Missouri q site
near Ssdalia for the location Of the
School for Incorrigible Negro Girls,
has refunded $2,250 OF the original
purchase price Of $4,000.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
Commercial club a limo.

Illmo.-At a meeting Of citizens, the
limo Industrial club was organized
and the following officers elected.
President, F. s. Stimson. vice-presi.
dent, Charles Russier; secretary and
treasurer. John s. Norman.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
PouItrx Show al MexIoo.

Mexico.-The annual show of the
Audrain County Poultry association
VIII be held in this city in November.
The dates are 8, 10, IL and u, and
promises to be the most notable ever
given In Mexico.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
Uncle Alien.

IF you're getting old and don't
know it." philosophical Uncle Allen
Sparks, you'll find 1t out when you
go back to the town where you grew
up and look around for the boys you
used to play with when you were q
kid"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
Hlnh prIoa for Mule colt

Mexico.-Edward Hamilton refused
$225 for a mare mule colt that has
been winning first prizes at all of the
county fairs in this section. This is
the highest price ever offered for a
mule colt In this part Of the state.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
Aoks 10000 Damaoes ,rd Dive

Chilhcothe. - Alleging that Mrs.
Matte Barnes stole the love of her
husband, Mrs. Milton ID. Rayme OF
Chula Aled suit asking $4,000 dam
agsB. Mrs. Ravme also fled u suit
for divorce, alleging desertion.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22

When Rubbers Become Necessary
And your shoes pinch. shake into your
shoes Aliens Foot-Hase, the antiseptio
powder for the feet. Cures tired, aching
feet and takes the sting out of Corns and
New shoes and for dancing parties. Sold
everywhere Csc, Sample mailed FRTN
Address, Allen s. Olrnsted. Le Roy, N, Y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22

The kidney s~ecretions also proved an
noying. Doan's Kidney Pills benefited
me promptly. They have my highest
endorsement"
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. so cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22
She Waa a RIa Flnhter.

Mrs. Benham-Do you remember
when I had my coming out?
Benham-No, but It must have been
like the launching Of a battlship.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22

The sand Us flowing out Of the glass
day and night, night and day; shake
1t not. You have a work here.-Gen-
eral Gordon.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22

we cannot afford to be without the
great leaders," added the colonel.
What! are there twoY--Springheld
Republican.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1910-09-22

The years write their records on
mems hearts as they do on trees
inner circles Of growth which no eye
can see.--SaKe Holm.