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The Detroit times., 1910-09-05
You Don't Have To
March, Mr.. Laborer,
So Think, Instead
Prepare Yourself ThIs Labor Day
for nm Individual Walk Tues
day 10 the Polls Which
Will Bring Better Re-
suits.

WIN sr. .s, Better Re- THINKING .
E parade especially this year
Being excused from long the ab0rers
condition Tuesday with their bones and joints in such c0nd
they walk Individually the voting booths IN
a demonstration that will something.
parade always look at and while 1t
vcng standpoint the frightening line after year. we
always had doubts about its being worth the trouble
No many those for whose benefit
the knowledge that the great
eat all divided and sent against itself
well the marcher kept those whom union labor
recognizes as its enemies probability union labor
going the polls that way
So it's just parade and great deal
sstent.
Of the things group
ephantsgh big fellows that stood their hind
legs played sesaw did of tricks at tho bidding Of
g authoritative with little hook
lin his every would sten into the trunk
some one signs of forgetting its part
Every Labor Day great
elephants the little who mastered them
When organized aboror ALL abor-we have to
think Of elephants.
When we look labor make it roll
and stand it on its head of the little fellow with the
hook.
The big beasts looked fooishy heessght
of uashed him Jelly by simply stepping him.
They obeyd Of because they didn't sense their power
And that's the trouble with labor.
enough to RULE and yet it me submits being
RULED.
Ru]ed because it never has voted it marched.
Labor energy today that would be spent in
amping the parade THINKING the result the primaries
Tuesday should be most satisfactory.
We would suggest workngman that he take down the meat
and grocery bills of the past the cost necessities
today with two years
And then let him ask demands
his purse
little him that all cannot be right and that
somebody being faithfully represented in Washington than he
will next glance daily will notice that there
great campaign this country AGAINST the very men
and conditions who are responsible
up they nearly much porterhous steak used to-
This campaign being waged and relief offered
candidacy Charles Townsend for United States senator
Senator Burrows Mr. Townsend the who
responsible Michigan concerned for the unequal conditions
confronting the workingman today
As United stood Washington with the
capital and the opponents Of and
square deal for labor and the common man.
Mr. Townsend represents blood and the progressive spirit
combined in the countrywide time
He therefore good and the protection Of the aborer
freside and his breadbox
workngman nasmuch don't have to march
today
Get by yourself study that the primaries settle
morrow.
Do you want to be held back while those
who becoming alone be
recognized lawmakng permitted build and
SENT G9SSd a m0Te a S
The Detroit times., 1910-09-05

While the Labor Day committee
decided most wisely to dispense with
the customary parade this year, it
could have gone further and, instead
of leaving oper the hour heretofore
given over to a demonstration of the
numbers represented in this move
ment, declared it an hour for
THINKING.
II is well tina, there will be no
parade, especially this year.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-13

Let consider the law-man- made law.
OF course must have law, and the law must be
obeyed
1t is not for to question the law, the way the
law is made The law is the aw So says president,
who is deeply learned in the law
Laws passed by the New York state legislature (Which
found necessary few days since GUST Senator Aids
because he making laws for bridge company must
be obeyed just the laws made by honest men.
really funny when YOU stop to think about it. The
law says is legal to sell whisky, and drink whisky but
if drink whisky Chat is too much) they lock you up
and fine YOU. And you pay the salaries Of the who
lock You up and who the fine, we'll paying
for the whisky you drank and paying for the making of
the law which says is legal to sell you the whisky yet
puts You in jail for drinking the whisky!
Now what kind of double-cross is that9
Law is mighty peculiar thing!
The laws Of the Illinois Legislature, at this moment in
the throes of dirty scandal, must be obeyed.
Why, even the laws of the Pennsyva Legislature
must be obeyed
New Jersey laws expected to be obeyed
OF course, if You have enough money you appeal
from the law You carry from court to court
and from court to court until all the judges die get
old they childish get sick of your that they
may let YOU do you please But you and / inter
esed principally in the law it applies to ordinary folk
YOU and me.
1t does that if earnestly seeking better laws
will really have to wake up and select better men to
make laws.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-13
WE AXE HAPLESS MANCHURLANS

In the japanese war; Manchuria the battle
field.
Manchura not party to the war, but the inhab
tant had their fields and houses destroyed and them
selves killed or injured.
The Manchurians suffered grievously matter which
side victorious; they lost which side
Is this not the situation of the general public in street
car and railroad strikes! In Philade phia few months
ago and later in Columbus Ohio, entire city tied
up by warfare between employer and employees. A large
of Canada and portions of this country suffered
because of strife between the Grand Trunk railroad and
its ranmen The railroads and traction companies said
that their relations with their employees private
matter, with which the public had Yet the
noncombatants bore awful burden Their lives
endangered food supplies cut off; business interrupted
sometimes the entire life Of community paralyzed.
Will the American People learn that they have
not proper but often the chief interest in the pre-
vention Of industrial warfare? The payment of good
wages and observance of reasonable working hours and
conditions affect the character of service which the public
obtains every day in the year; and the prevention of
fare is essential to the uninterrupted continuance Of such
service.
SO the third party he public) has not only right to
be heard it is its duty to make its voice effective and
controlling.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-13
NEW FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Over in Paris is club answering to the of 'The
Society Of Super Gourmets,' which conceves its par
cuar function to be the introduction of dishes into
the French national diet
For instance, the following was served to the
members and few invited guests at recent dinner:
Algerian Turtle Soup
Ragout of Boaconstrctor and Python
Fillet of African Cazele
Omeette of Ostrich Eggs
Roasted Porcupines
Rock Pastes
Hearts of Date Palm Cactus Leaves
Rhubarb Pudding
The African gazee is said to have the flavor of lamb
but is little tender The boaconstricor and python
made particular chit with the ladies, but them woman
could resist the serpent The rhubarb pudding
probably added to connecting link between the
and the old.
Now these "Super Gourmets' may be merely another
organized association of blamed fools, but
Well, if "dada help put crimp in the Beef Trust
by bringing home for dinner couple yards Of serpent and
juicy porcupne steak wouldn't it be worth while?
Wouldn't it,
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-13
TEN MINUTES I'm
LAND OF STORIES

! feared the worst. In the ninth in
ming the umpire eXcelled himself in
a close decision at the plate. Mr.
Robley bounded up for an oratorical
protest. An excited Colt supporter
behind him began counter demon
stration. The result was a clinch
and separation by the police. One
Of Mr.. Robley's eyes was closed
His shirt was in ribbons.
Come with me-" ragged Mrs Rob
ley. Were going to leave this aw.
full exhibition. And once | get you
home
Robley followed meekly. At the
entrance he met the van of the
emptying bleachers. "Who won?''
he asked, anxiously.
'Leopards, to G." came the
response.
GLORY be-we won" shoute[
RObley. "Now | don't care VIII,
YOU say"
But Mrs. Robley said "Jus
wait"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-13
BY II. J. Buxton.

whar in tibet room en- everybody
tried tew git aout of the way of
Their CLEAN. Furniture wus
smashed, women screamed with
fright en- strong men beloved
with rage. Nobody cud locate Their
door. Deacin Appleby trod on
Huck Sibley's toes, en- Huct5 .Sib-
ley drew off en- knocked tn. 4 a.
Gin in Their clothes press, whar he
lay a-groanin en- sayin cuss words.
Miss Julia Moulton grabbed hold
of Frank Bemis' hair en- she hung
on like a drownin man tew a
straw. Beme tried tew pry her off,
but she let daown her thumb Ell
screwed it inter his eye. Finally
thar wuz a crash en- Their cat went
plumb through a window. When
Their lamp wuz lit strange sight
wuz revealed Hime Butler, Their
groom, her his arm round Miss
Spreckles, who he mipstook fer
ther bride in Their dark, en- Parson
Perkins wuz under Their table. Az
ter things got Strengthened aout
Their couple wuz married. After
Their weddin, little brother Pete
wuz snaked aout of Their coal cellar
whar he wuz hid, en- wuz given
good hidin, en- by gum he needed
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-13

POterpaug: Girls who hez fell
lers en- who hez also little broth
ers tew tantalize these fellers en-
git thar skein of love all tangled
up, jest want tew read bout Malti,
who with Their aid of one of these
pesky little brothers knocked Their
buttermilk aout of weddin party
ct Their haouse of Maria Brown
Their other mite.
Malti is a cat-a big. hairy NAL
tese cat--that belongs tew Miss
Ada Spreckles, en- old maid who
lives rite next tew pretty Maria
Brown. This cat heZ disposition
like a curry-comb, en- thar Is no
question but tibet Miss Spreckles
is responsible fer 1t, fer she keeps
it sbet up in Their haouse all Their
time
WAL, last evening Their weddin
Of Maria Brown en- Hime Butler,
Their postmasters son. WIZ sched-
uled tew cum off. All Their guests
he'd rived, inclidin Parson Per-
kins, who wuz tew tie Their nup-
tial knot. But Pete, Maria's little
brother, wernt nowhar in sight fer
Their reason tibet he wuz daown Gel
lar a-tyin papers on Their feet Of
Miss Spreckles' cat, Malti. Malti
wuz a-fitin sum tew prevent bein
gum-shoed, but Pete finally sue
ceeded in egttin her well hoofed.
Upstairs Their ceremony he'd
started en- Parson Perkins WIZ
sayin, Dew yer take this woman
ez yer lawfully welded wife?'
when thar WIZ a terruble yowl en-
hissin, en- crate hairy thing
with yaller eyes en- boxin gloves
on its feet tore up Their minister's
back en- began tew play fantan
with his hair.
Then a horrible muss begun.
Malti shook Their papers offn his
front feet en- jumped on Their fat
neck of Jim Bliss. who was Off
ciatin ez best man. Jim tried tew
pry Maths toe nails aout of his
flesh ell in Their effort he tilted
over backwards en- stepped on ther
train of Miss Addie Nichols, who
wuz bridesmaid. Their train wuz
ripped off, en- In her indignation
Miss Nichols slapped Jim's face.
Then somebody blew aout Their
lamp en- Their room wuz clothed in
darkness. Their yellar eyes OF
Malti seemed tew CLEAN every
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-13
THE LADY AND THE GAME.
BY Stuart B. Stone.

Robley was the most ardent, up
foarious fan in town. Mrs. .Robley
cared more for ciolet teas and blank
verse of Mr.. Browning. Robley de
sired in his heart to occupy the
front row in the grandStand al
every contest on the home grounds
Mrs. Robley objected to remaining
at home by herself. There was but
be initiated into the Ancient anC
Clamorous Order of Rioters, or hel
husband would have to take his
baseball through the pink sporting
sheets.
It's positively Olympian.' urged
Robley. The Juggling. straining
uniformed demi gOds-the tense mo-
ments of crisis-the plaudits of the
multitude-oh, come, come"
His Socratesian attitudes and elo
ouence finally prevailed, and Mrs,
RObley surrendered.
The grandstand was unusually
full that afternoon. The days con-
test was a momentous one, from
the fact that he Leopards and the
visiting Colts were tied for first
place.
In the first inning, Ducky Thomp-
son of the Colts dashed from first
base to second. while the Leopards'
twirlar was winding up like Swiss
clock.
stole second-stole a base."
yelled the crowd.
Mrs. RObley put her hand upon
her pocketbook, but the excitement
suddenly casing, she became re-
assured.
In the second inning a speeding
Leopard tore madlv through a
cloud of dust and slid into the home
plate
Out" cried the masked umpire.
"Out?" derided the multitude.
Out" cried Robley, jumping
upon the top of his seat. Out
you mutt-you robber? Out-you
wax eyed. seventeenth son of a
blind off OK, Out-why don't you
apply for entrance to the Home for
tho Incurable and Asinine, Preju
diced Blind Menu
Horace. Horace" cried Mrs.
Rcbley, much alarmed. rs it really
necessary to talk like that? Do sit
down"
Robley, erumbling and muttering,
SGT down. But in another minute
"Socks" Muligan. catcher for the
Ieopards, had slammed the bali
over over the Mangled Oats sign on
the left field fence, and Robley was
upon top Of his seat again, spring
ins three feet into the air and hal
looing like a maddened Seminole.
Before Mrs RCbley could bring
him down, he had thrown his new
$i2 Panama into the crowd.
If | had known you We're going
10 act this way" he gan Mrs.
Robley to stop short at a terrific
thunp on her hack, which bereft
her OF speech and breath She
turned just in time to avoid sec,
ond whack from an umbrella in the
hands Of a man frenzied at the en-
actment of q triple play.
From that time until the end OF
the game Mrs. Robley sat still and
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-13
POINTS

Before vote this fall why write
dldates asking him
anything in which be particularly interested?
When the shirt~as
Russian Jewish girl stopped
strike She replied: "oh, we'll, not live day.
anyhow"
their investigating Ncks Cincinnati
there will be hurrahs heard from neghborhood
Philippine has held that the qov
that other permitted
bring the blessings of liberty to the heather.
New York retail years Co,
rs
other
has OF and the wi its GARD
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-13
Horoscope
1.-THE stars incline, but do not
compel"
SUNDAY, AUGUST II, 1910

No purifying powers
Command the restful hours.
Venus is on the ascending
mode this 226th day and In
parallel with Neptune. Jupi.
ter and Mars are in benefic
aspect with the moon.
Jupiter rules, as monarch
Of all good, spiritual thoughts,
noble deeds and desires, high
emotions and pure enjoyments
and pleasures.
There is a powerful sign
promising permanence and en-
during happiness for weddings.
Courtship and engagements
are under bright sign.
The aspects indicate "joy
and comfort" from visiting old
friends or engaging in errands
of kindness and charity.
There is a good sign for
household entertainments, fam
lily celebrations and anything
done to give pleasure to chill
dren or aged persons.
Music and singing are under
good omens.
Mars influences physicians,
surgeons, specialists and chem-
lists beneficiaIIy, and astrology
holds that the time is favor
able for those who are Ill.
Recreation and rest are both
under good onions.
This period Is one In which
mankind should shake off mer-
oenary things and the thoughts
and cares Of every day life,
and pIeasurabIe emotions.
An excellent influence lice
over sports Of the field and
water, but the hot night OF
Mars suggests that all persons
should avoid hazardous or
reckless deeds.
Weapons must be handled
with great caution today.
Quarrel, selfishness, effront-
cry, rudeness, arrogance and
falsehood are under malignant
signs.
Women are under the favor
of Venus today and all their
desires and affairs should pros
per.
In the household the sign Is
especially good for anything
connected with fowls.
The moon is In a ruling sign
held to awaken the best side
of the character, fostering
cheerfulness and wit, and
helping those who are philo-
sophical and calm.
Persons with this birth-date
should gain during the twelve
month from self control and
steady pursuit Of ambition.
Children born today are un-
der stars that generally grant
a belief in great and good
things and make them aim
high.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-13

The lord mayor of London draws
an annual salary of $4,000.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-13
MURDOCH ITINERARY,

. Congressman Victor Muir
= dock of Kansas will make five
= speeches in Washington in be-
= half Of the candidacy of Miles
. Poindexter for the senate. He
. will speak at Spokane Satur-
. day. August 20; in Seattle
= Monday, August %; Belling-
. ham, August %; Everett, Au-
. gust "a, and Vancouver, Au-
. gust 25. Arrangements may
= he made later for him to hold
. meeting August 26 at some
. point in eastern Washington,
. as he is compelled to return
. to Kansas by August 20.
q q . . q 4 . = . . . 4 = 4 4 4
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-13

While man is growing, life is ii
decrease;
And cradles rock us nearer to tn
tomb.
Our birth is nothing but our dealt
begun. Young.
The occupations represented
among the signers OF the Declare
ton of independence were lawyers
merchants, doctors. planters, print
ers, farmers, soldiers, surveyors
statesmen. generals, shoemakers
and sailors.
Some malicious person has
started the rumor that President
Taft wants to appoint JudsOn Har-
mon to the supremec curt. But will
the supreme bench be large enough
10 accommodate ali Of the presi-
dents political opponents
The lord mayor of London draws
an annual salary Of $4,000.
The United States government
now owes more than a billion ard q
half dollars.
All Delaware is digging since #
farmer in that state accidentally
plowed up a hidden treasure OF
s32 coo. The state is so small that
1t is likely to disappear if the dig
ging keeps mp.
The Erie canal is 387 miles long
and seven feet deep. II cost $52,-
$4,000.
Cynthia BRAY'S POLITE TIPS
Perplexed: A hornswoggle is, OF
course, a swoggle with horn. Don't
confuse with Sonswogner of Pitts
hurg-G. B.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-13

The Erie canal is 387 miles long
and seven feet deep. II cost $52,-
10000.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-13

The United States government
now owes more than billion ard {
half dollars.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-13

,xecute a freemans will,
$ lightning does the will of God;
nd from it's force, nor doors nor
locks
an shield you--'tis the ballot box.
-Pierpont.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1910-08-13
MOST ANYTHING

JOSH WISE SAYS:
People who go in fer ser
ciety may have an excuse
they may have no Other
place ter CO."
Evening journal., 1910-10-10
CHESTER HAS
A HOME WEEK

CHESTER, Pa, Oct. 10.-The Home
coming Week celebration began yes
terday with special services in the
various churches, when the ministers
delivered appropriate sermons. The
principal service was held at Wash
burns Theatre, where ex-Congress-
man L. Irving Handy. of Delaware,
made the address. His theme was
Home and Patriotism"
Arrangements have been completed
for the flight Of the Stroebel airship
each morning at 10 o'clock. weather
permitting. The airship will Start
from Twelfth Street Park, where a
concert will be given by the Chester
City Band preceding the flight.
The baby parade will be held Tues
day afternoon on Broad street, from
Crosby to Walnut.
The Industrial parade will be held
on Wednesday afternoon and the Are
mems parade on Thursday afternoon.
The regatta will take place on Sat
urday.
Evening journal., 1910-10-10
COUPLE JOY-RIDNG
ON STEAM-ROLLER

HAMMOND. Ind, Oct. 1O--Not pos
sessing a 4O-horse-power touring car,
Archie McCloud took his sweetheart
10y riding" in a 2OO-horse-power
steam roller, and apparently they are
having just as much fun.
They have not as yet been rounded
up. but detectives sent out by f. G.
Proudfoot. a contractor Of East Chi
cago have discovered that the road
ways leading to all roadhouses be-
tween East Chicago and Gary, Ind,
have been we'll rolled.
The steam roller was last seen in
what is known as Garys Patch,
with woman's automobile veil futteT
ing from the steam whistle. The steam
roller is capable OF making sever
miles an hour.
Mr. Proudfoot had hired McClouC
to take the roller from East Chicago
to Gary.
Evening journal., 1910-10-10
DAME NATURE HINTS
When the Food Is Not Suited.

When Nature gives her signal that
something is wrong It is generally
with the food. The old Dame is al
ways faithful and one should act at
once.
To put of the change is to risk
that which may be irreparable. An
Arizona man says:
For years / could not safely eat
any breakfast. / tried various kinds
of breakfast food. but they we're all
soft, starchy messes which gave me
distressing headaches. | drank strong
coffee, too, which appeared to benefit
me at the time, but added to the
headaches afte wards. Toasts and
coffee were no better, for / found the
toast very constipating.
"A friend persuaded me to quit the
old coffee and the starchy breakfast
foods. and use Postum and Grape
Nuts instead. / shall never regret
taking his advice. ! began using then
three months ago.
"The change they have worked II
me is wonderful. / now have no NOR
OF the distressing sensations I'm m,
have headaches. / have gained ]
pounds I'm weight and feel better 4
every way.
"Grape-Nuts make delicious a
we'll as a nutritious dish. and l fin
that Postum is easily digested an
never produces dyspepsia symptoms.
There's a reason"
Get the little book, THE Road
MELVILLE" in pkgs.
Ever read the above Ietterl A me-
one appears from time to time. The
are genuine, true. and full Of huma
interest.
Evening journal., 1910-10-10
FALL OPENING AT
TIE MEGARY STORE

The fall opening at the big store Of
the M. Megary and Son Company
will be held on Wednesday, Thursday
and Friday Of this week, and elab-
crate preparations have been made
for 1t. In addition to handsome deco
rations and the exposition of furni-
ture and house fittings. Edwards Con-
cert Orchestra of ten pieces will give
a pleasing concert from to 10 o'clock
each night. The program for We'd
nesday evening is:
Two step, Here Comes the Band,
Kerry Mills; novelette,. "Amaranthus.'
Feist medley overture, Popular
Hits" Kerry Mills; idyle. Softly IN
aware" Paul Linche; march inter-
mezzo, SILVER Bells" Wenrich; de-
scriptive, '"Sicilian Chimes" Kerry
Mills; waltze, Loves Dream" Ben
dix; cornet solo, I'm That Ivy Covered
Cottage Down the Lane" Edwards
(soloist. Charles T. Edwards); two
step. ANY Little Girl That's a Nice
Little Girl" ETC., Shapiro: selection
THE Yankee Girl" Ted Snyder.
Evening journal., 1910-10-10

and cents, judges by the measurement
of dollars and cents. sinks manhood,
brotherhood. and every higher ideal
in his Unsuitable thirst TO make more
money, he plays the role Of the
idolater whose god is the spirit Of
mammon.
Sensuallty Infects Theatre.
The idolatry OF to-day presents a
variety OF form. The animalism
which has infected a good deal of the
popular amusements OF the period is
but the token Of a sensualized people
who have made a god Of the unbridlet
passions.
"A startling situation is involved Il
the phenomenal development Z
amusement features Of the cheap,
variety, the danger OF which is the
s ability to appeal to the human 4
e terest in the sensational. There
= everywhere a shameful dissipation
( time and strength.
I'm these beautiful houses about
tonight there are plenty OF ROUNDED
/, and highhyers who care more II
some clandestine Irritation. the sedu,
/ tive music of the wineroOm, the allu
ing appeal Of the midnight world, tn
glitter and CLEAN Of the great whit
way than they do for home ant
heaven and humanity"