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Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
Helping the Minister.

A Scotch preacher had in his con.
g%regation an old woman who "a
deaf. In order TO hear the sermon
each Sunday, this old lady would seat
herself at the foot of the pulpit stairs.
One day the sermon was about Jonah,
and the preacher became very rhetor-
zeal.
And when the sailors threw Jonah
overheard" he said, "a big fish swal-
lowed him up. Was it a shark tIiat
got i'm? Nay. my brethren, 1t was
ne'er a shark. Was it o swordfsh
that got him? Nay"
ut was q whale" whispered the
old lady eXcitedly.
FLUSH. Biddie," said the preacher,
Indignantly. Would we TAX tn word
of God out o yer ane meenister's
mouth?"-Success Magazine.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
MAY RESTORE INDIAN SCHOOL
House Committee on Indian Affairs
Reach Agreement Regarding
Chilocco institution.

WashinetD", y. c. - IN agree.
ment has boou reached in the
house commit cr on Indian affairs by
which Representative Campbell OF
Kansas is authorized 70 propose an
amendment to the Indian ]appropria-
ton bill now pending in the house for
the restoration Of the Chilocco Indian
school in Oklahoma. Mr.. Campbells
amendment VIII provide for a con.
version of the institution into an agri.
cultural school for the education OF
Indians. An appropriation of $4,000
VIII be inserted in the bill which viii
provide facilities to take care of 500
students.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
ARE RIOTING IN PHILADELPHIA
n Child Was Shot by q Policeman
and 100 Persons Were Injured
May Call Troops.

Philadelphia, Pa.-More than 100
people were injured in general riot
ing n the t~rolleymen's strike here
many of them seriously. One little girl
was shot in the ABDOMEN by a police
man and will probably die. Four thou
sand extra policemen are to be recruit
ed to scope with the situation and it is
rumored that the state constabulary
will be called out.
A general strike OF union men affect
Ing 100000 workers is threatened and
the Rapid transit company declares
1t Will spenu every cent in its treasury
rather than give an inch to the strik-
Ing men. c. 0. Pratt. for the strikers,
declares there will be no compromise.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
PRINTERS PROTEST HEARD
a provision in the Postal A%ppropria.
ton Bill May Stop Government
Printing Envelopes.

Washington, d. C.-Several thou
sand printers in the United States pro-
tested against the government selling
envelopes with return cards printed
by the government. The relief they
have sought will be effected IL a pro-
vision In the postal appropriation bill,
reported becomes O law. The provision
does not apply to those envelopes
printed with a return card left blank
as to name and address.
Every country newspaper has felt
the disadvantage of the governments
competition taking away from him the
chance to print the local merchants
card on his envelope. Printers in the
large cities have the same interest.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
Two Votes.

The first time / ran for the general
assembly one of the prominent citi.
zen Of my community told me hat he
when ] was a shaver / threw q rotten
apple al his horse. Another prominent
citizen told me that he was going to
vote for me because when I was q
shaver | put a rotten egg ia a buggy
cushion belonging 10 the woman he
worked for and he had never liked
The woman. Think of it! And yet such
stuff has thrown the scales where
thrones have been at stake.-From a
speech at Norwich by former Gov.
George J.. Mclean of Connecticut.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
Two sad Gases In England Cured by
ResinoI Ointment.

I have been using Resinol Ointment
during the last few weeks for s
Varicose ulcer on leg and can bear tes-
timony 10 its cooling and curative quail
tiles. Have eve found anything 60
equal it. / vas recommended by my
sister, Mrs. Cairus Ladykirk, Norham
OF Tweed, 10 try it. She had been
treated Il months previously without
eject, but was entirely cured by Res
mol Ointment.
Robert Davidson, Gateshead On Tyne,
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
NEWS OF THE WEEK
Most IMPORTANT Happenings Of the
Past Seven Days.
Interesting Items Gathered from all
Parts Of the World Condensed
Into Small Space for the Ben.
eft Of Our READER
From National Capital.

A meeting OF the George Washing.
Gon Memorial association was held al
the capi'al 10 devise plans to raise by
subscription $500 900 for the purpose
of erecting Il building at Washington
as Il permanent memorial and TO sup.
ply Il home for patriotic societies.
In a speech in the senltc which the
senator himself characterized as "rcd
hot ana l.2ht Off the bat" jeff Davis
Of Arkansas attacked Senator owen of
Oklahoma charging him with being in
tcrcs'od in assisting the STANDARD oil
company by seeking a right OF way for
2 pipe line through a part Of Arkansas.
The A1lsc committee on naval af.
fairs wants Pcary to produce proof
that h. discovered the pole before a
vote Of thanks is rendered him and re-.
fused to consider q report OF the Ma,
tlonal Geographical society AZ final.
Secretary Ballinger has withdrawn
from coal entry 2,0GS. i92 acres of land
belonging TO the public domain.
4 bill providing for a monument 10
Gen. james Shields at Carlton, NO.,
has pa I'd the house.
Portraits Of 10 former speakers OF
the house Of representatives. are 10 be
painted in oil to take the place of the
crayon portraits now hanging in the
lobby Of he house.
M" Interstate commerce commits.
sion dismissed the complaint Of the
New Orleans board of trade against
the Illinois Central Railroad company
on a complaint Of unjust rates on for.
est products.
Representative Martin OF Colorado
has asked tIa' the sale of 5000 acres
Of Friar lands in the Philippines be
Investigated He alleges the lands
wor" sold to a representative Of the
sugar trust contrary to law.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

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neonle y, Tho Wo.. w. ra,,n, .
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OGlcials and J,roc,ors NJ NO No
tional Packing company have beep IN.
dic,ed by a New ,Iorscv Grand i,ry nm.
der the old common Iow m . obargo no
conspiracy 10 raise thc nrIco NJ food
stuff.
The people OF Emporia Kan bova
voted five TO one 70 odont Ihc com.
mission form Of CITY pnvornmont
Emerson pinor conduo.or and ".
Casey engineer were kiI,ed when ,ha
engine of a FREIGHT train ovn,odad raa,
.JopIin.
The Wright brotbo,e Aoro noor
granted an Injunction ,c N-ow vo.n
against Louis pauIhon in connection
with their disputo over arrshin n,,anta
A Santa Fe train ran into cor,
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
SENATOR TILLMAN RECOVERING
His Remarkable Recuperative Powers
Bring Hope That He May Regain
Control Of Limbs and Speech.

Washington. ID. Ex-senator Till.
nan is much improved. The attend
Ing physicians hold out hope OF his
recovery. His mind Is clearing and
the power to speech is returning. The
senator recognized his physicians and
sailed them by name. His recupera-
tive powers are remarkable and they
lie back of the physicians guarded ex.
pressions Of belief that the senator
may again have control Of his limbs
md only slightly impaired speech.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
LOWE HELD FOR TRAIN ROBBERY
ST. Louis Man Must Answer in Federal
Court for the Eureka
Holdup.

St. louis. Mis~sOuri.-William w.
Lowe has been held in $4,000 bond
Tor the federal grand jury after a pre-
liminary hearing on the charge of rob-
bling the mails after holding up q Mis-.
souri, Pacific train near Eureka In
January.
His brother, James Lowe, who was
arrested on a like charge, was held
only as a witness. George Ebeling re-
Gently confessed his part in the rob
perry and implicated w. w. Lowe.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

given me, and I am recommending it
to all my friends."-Mrs. W. s. Ford
2207 w. Franklin ST., Baltimorg, Md.
The most successful remedy I'm this
country for the cure of all FORMS Of
female complaints is Lydia +. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. III has
stood the test of years and today is
more widely and successfully used fhan
any other female remedy. 1t has c,fyed
thousands of ONE who have b4en
troubled with di~splacements, infasp-
nation, liberation, fbroid tumors, IT,
regularities, periodic pains, backacheA.
that bearing-down feeling, ~fiatulency, '
indigestion, and nervous prostratiOn,
after all other means had failed.
If you are suffering from anyo Of These
ailments, don't give up hope until you
have given Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vege~
table Compound a trial.
If you would like special advice
write to Mrs. Pinkhain, Lynn,
Mass, for it. She has guided
thousands to health free OF
charge.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
Nor On . Half.Dime. Either.

Simon Hardcastle believed with sin
cere faith hat any wife who had, OF
asked, more than a quarter a year
for her own amusement or enjoyment
was a being too horrible 10 contem
plate. He came from the village store
for dinner and told what he had
heard.
Miranda, would you believe that
the Lords Prayer could be engraved
In . space no larger than a dime?"
well, yes, Simon" she hazarded,
"if a dime Is as large in the %engraver's
eye as it is in yours, / should think
that he would have no difficulty at
all."-The H~ousekeeper.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

With dull pain be-
cause there is in
fiammation within.
You can't be rid OF
the ache until you
cure the cause.-the
Kidneys.
Doan's Kid n 9 y
Pills cure sick kid
neys. G. S. Warren,
1917 No. 7th St.,
Boise, Idaho, a y
AN injury to my
back years ago left
me lame. I had to
use a cam and II
hurt me terribly to
stoop or lift. The
l d secretions
passed too frequent.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
ONLY ONE LEADS KANSAS CITY
With a Y. NJ. C. A. Membership O,
$3.50 Chicago 10 left Behind-A
Canvass for the Lead.

Kansas City, Mo.-At the end OF
an eight days canvass $50 members
were added to the Young Mems Chris
tian association, bringing the total
membership TO $3.50, The Kansas City
association now ranks second in Amer
lea, coming after Boston. with 1900,
and leading Chicago. with ASIA.
The canvass is to go on quietly this
week In an endeavor to swell the mem.
bership to $500.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

Jefferson City, Missouri.-Attorney
general Major was advised by the
:lerk Of the United States supreme
SQUIRT at Washington that the Missouri
'ailroad rate cases will not be reached
n that tribunal. on motion to advance
anti. March Is.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
0iskempar

In ell it's forms, among all ages Of horses
and dogs, cured and others in the same
stable prevented from hqIins the disease
with Spohn's Dlstcmper Cure. Every bot
tie guaranteed. Over 500, 900 bottles sold
last year. $50 and 500. Good druggists.
or send to manufacturers. Agents wanted.
Write for free book. Spohn Med. Co,
Spec. Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
Free to Our Readers.

Write Murine Eye Remedy Co, Chica-
go, for 4S-pagc illustrated eye Book Free
Write all about Your Eye Trouble and
they will advise as the Proper Appli-
cation of the Murine Eye Remedies in
tell you that Murine Relieves Sore Eyes.
Strengthens Weak Eyes. Doesn't Smart.
SuOthes Eye Pain, and sells for soc. Try
1t in Your Eyes and in Baby's Eyes for
Scaly Eyelids and Granulation.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
The perverse SEX.

~'IIinkley's got a wonderful head. All
his woman readers are simply wild
over that serial love story he &c run
ming in the Daily Stunt
How did he clinch emp
why, he printed the last chapter
first"
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
She Jumpe6.

Edna-Did you jump when hs kissed
you under the mistletoe?
Camille had to. He 10 six feet
two. and am only four feet six.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

Son.-No, sir, father, l absolutely re-
fuse to go to work.
Father.-Careful, boy; don't you
make such idle threats to me.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
Important 90 NJ


Euclid was boaating of his abilities.
But" cried his wife, can you find
why our gas bills are just as big as
when they charged a dollar q thousand
cubic feet?"
With q moan he sped into the night.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

". For five years since I was cured
by Doan's Kidney Pills. I have had no
return Of the trouble"
Remember the name-Doan's. For
sale by all dealers. SO cents q box.
Foster. Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

Labor to keep alive in your breast
that little spark of celestial fire called
Observation-Disclosures.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

HUN iiiNSui~
ties, terrible drag
ging sensations,
extreme
ness, and that all
gone feeling in my
stomach. l had
given up hope OF
ever being well
when ! began to
take Lydia L. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound. Then
l felt as though
q w lifa had hppD
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
Beautiful Post Cards Free.

Send 4c stamps for five samples OF our
very best Gold and SILK Finish Birthday,
Flower and Motto Post Cards: beautiful
colors and loveliest designs. Art Post
Card Club. 1872 Jackson st.. Topeka, Kan
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
The Variety,

What kind Of stars take best in the
melodramatic %circuit?"
Il guess it is the shooting stars"
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
rheumatism Cured In a Day.

DR.. Detchon's Relief for rheumatism
radically cures in l to 3 days. Its action 10
remarkable. 1t removes the cause and the
disease quickly disappears. First dose
greatly benefits. 75c Druggists.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

No man can pass into eternity, for
he Is already in it.-Farrar.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

If you want to test a mans charac.
ter, watch and e what creates in him
an enthusiasm.-Angela Dickens.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

Constipation causes and asgravAtss many serious
diseases. IT, Is Thoroughly cured by DR.. Pieroe's
Pleasant Pellets. The favOrits family LAXATIVE
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

When common sense takes a vaca
ton II is time to stand from under.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
AFTER
OF MISERY
Cured by Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound

Baltimore, Md.-"For four yeafV
my life was a misery to me. l suffered
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

The family tree of a bunko man
must be a SLIPPERY elm.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
ANNUAL CRASH.

Willie-Gracious. mamma, is that
the cat in the kitchen breaking up all
the dishes?
Mother-No, my son; that is merely
your father breaking his New Years
resolutions.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

PAZO OINIM EMIT qua ranteed TO cure any cas-
of Itching, Blind. Bleeding or Protrudina Plss IL
6to IL day or money refunded. 600.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

Landlords and tenants can never see
through the same spectacles.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take A BRONO Quinine IablsSx
Druggists refund money II IL fails 70 cure, HW
EuS signature IL ON each boz. aas.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24
WHEN YOUR BACK ACHES sue.
PECT THE KIDNEYS.

Backachc is kidney ache, in most
cases. The Sidneys ache and throb
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

A dogs bark isn't as bad as his bite,
but II lasts longer.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

1t Is easy to offend people who have
no use for you.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

GOOD HOUsEKEEPERS.
Use the best. That's why thew buv Rad
Cross Ball Blue. At leading groosrs 5 cents.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1910-02-24

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrur.
Tor children %tsething, sofrens the gums, rsdusesin.
AAmmAuon.AllAys pain. cures wind colo. 1sA hoNlA
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1910-03-24
~9pe Jeftst.ontos.
The Foreign Mission Con
frOVerSY
>7pe sJeftet.omtaths
trOVerSy.

1gnorantly think the same thing, but
the Dltterest enemy of your Uncle
Thomas has to concede that as a
scholar he has most all of them
pushed Off the map. If you don't
believe that he is some scholar. Just
ask some of the college professors
where they go to get literary and
historical information, when some
bright student puts questions to
them that they cannot answer. The
truth of the matter is that Thomas
b. Watson knows more of law, more
of political economics, more of lit
erature, more of history, and more
of everything else that goes to make
the genuine scholar, in one minute,
than Ellis would be capable of learn
ing were he to live a thousand years
and be compelled to spend that
time improving his seldom brain
Now we are not capable, proba-
bly, of advising the Georgia Layman,
an organization ruled and controlled
by the clergy, but if we were we
would tell them to let little Ellis
stay at home and employ some one
else to produce proof and argument
who can deliver the goods. 1t would
also be beneficial to them to read
the defense of present day methods
of conducting foreign missionary
work, in Watson's March Magazine,
written by a gentleman, we do not
recall his name, now living in the
Philippine Islands. 1t is without
doubt the ablest article in defense
of their position that has yet ap-
peared, or perhaps that will appear.
Mr.. Watson himself has not in any
satisfactory matter met and refuted
the logic and argument contained in
that article. 1t is written in the true
Christian spirit and founded upon
the bedrock of absolute fairness,
while all other arguments we have
seen up to date have contained too
much of misrepresentation and con-
cealment of the real facts. -Royston
(Georgia) Record.
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NEGRO PREACHER ON FOREIGN
MTSSIONS-GOOD FOR HIM!

Dear Sir:-I write you concerning
the Home Mission enterprise and the
supporting the home field mission
airy work, ETC., as / am satisfied that
you know what you are discussing on
that line. Please consider me as one
of your arms-bearers in the matter.
I am a colored minister of the gospel,
and [ will say here that if the matter
becomes organized, will become one
of the workers in the field among the
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PLAIN TRUTH
A MONTHLY MAGAZINE, 81 PAGES
By j. A. SCARBORO,
A Son of Georgia, Minister and
Student.

This Magazine is digging up and
exposing corruption and graft in
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the subject fifteen years, published
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what he is doing. DR.. j. N. Hall,
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most widely circulated Baptist pa
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