Albuquerque morning journal., 1910-12-28
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SENATOR LoR1MER is about tc
become thlrty tllrd degree stand
patter
THE BOXES and ribbons have
been put carefully away for use next
Christmas.
PROPERLY EXPRESSED, Mr..
Roosevelt, II is said, Is in favor of the
conservation Of radicalism.
FIFTEEN HUNDRED indictments
for selling votes are expected in Ohio.
Certainly not fit for statehood.
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CHAMP CLARK may ms well un-
derstand from the start that the til
tie cf uncle doesn't go with the job.
1T Is ALSO easy to picture ex-
Senator w. A. Clark breaking crack
ers into one of his $1,000 soup dish
es.
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FORT SUMNER celery is now en-
gagged in a stealthy attempt to put
one over on the Rio Grande valley
product.
MR.. PINCHOT is now deeply in
terested. as regards Mr.. Ballinger, in
knowing whether or not that white
wash will come off.
$50
WHY DOES everybody who has q
cold save up his coughs when in the
theater, until the time the villain is
revealing his plot in low. tense tones?
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THE COLONEL will probably have
read with interest the decision of the
senate committee that the charges
against Loflmer have not been PROV
ed
CAN 1T BE that the ladies of the
Gould family are out for a Carne-
gle medal? Another of them Is about
TO be married 10 Il European noble
man.
ANNOUNCEMENT that a counter
felt $2 bin Is In circulation is alarm
ing. That's getting down within the
fiscal world of the plain, common
people.
HOXSEY WENT two miles high
and again broke the record. The
only danger now IL that some of the
iviators will get outside the radius
of gravity and shoot off into space.
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DIR. WILEY, of pure food fame,
mas taken to himself wife. May |
here be no benzoate of soda in his
,up of bliss. But 1t is hard to see
now she can keep him out OF the
titchen.
A YOUNG man in Wyoming seated |
himself over hundred weight of dy- |
lamite and then exploded it, And |
he energetic coroners Of four Wyo-
ming counties. says the Cleveland
Plain Dealer, held separate inquests
With the usual fees.
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NoW 10 II StdbOu WHICH,
he pressed citizen sits down to fig
ire out how many months 1t will take
lin to save enough to pay for those
PRESENTS the family sent to certain
persons who, 1t was feared, might
end gifts unreciprocated.
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1T is NOTED with astonlshment
hat Grand Dukes Nicholas Nicho-
Michael Michaelovlch and
3lue Serge Mikhailovich have de-
,arted for Skierniewich, ovieh. Evil
ently there are still Few grand
ukes who remain un-assassinated.
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A KANSAS man was given di-
oree this week because his wife is
o busy writing love stories for the
magazines that he had to prepare his
wn meals and do most of the house
york. When the literary bug enters
he parlor Cupid slips out of the
itchen door and climbs over the
ence
SAD, ALMOST discouraging, to
cad that In that dear Roswell. a
model town, fifty GOD tearing ciu-
ems at pugilistic exhibition invaded
he stage, beat up welterweight,
licked him the visage and refused to
esist until a fire hose was brought
n. Roswell will have TO do q lot of
all explaining.
NO WORDS are severe enough to
ondemn the lack of Christmas spir-
betrayed by Mrs. zella Ward. of
sheville, n. c., who called police
ian when one James Ram
ay, an old friend Of the family, inn
lanted a chaste Yule kiss upon the
osy lips of the matron. Ramsey at
lst accounts was in Jail brooding ,
yer the treachery of women and the I
,gratitude of nations.
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BAD EGGS. says a New York doc
,r, are fully as nutritious as good
mes. SO that aversion to passe hen
-uit Is another of those foolish no.
ons typical of the reprehensible fas-
deousness which has made the cost ,
{ living rise. But at Christmas time I
is more blessed to give than to re-
eive, and the doctor can have our {