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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-11-05
PATIENCE MEDAL.

Sir Henry Hawkins was once prcsid-
ing over q long. tedious and unlnter-
csting trial and WAS listening apparent
" with great attention to a very long
winded spcech from learned counsel.
After a while he made pencil
memorandum. folded 1t and sent it by
the usher TO the queens counsel In
question. who. unfolding the paper,
found these words: Patience COM
petition. Gold medal. Sir Henry
Hawkins. Honorable mention, job"
I IA rcunnnt
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-11-05
NOW BE CAREFUL. FRED.

Some snow has fallen In the sur
rounding mountains and our sportsmen
are preparing to go out after deer and
other game. Tho ducks ana geese are
likely to suffer severely, since Fred
Groathousc got his new automatic
shotgun.-Alillard County Chronicle,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-11-05
POLITICAL ECONOMY

The man who pays no attention to
elections Is not II good citizen, and be-
sides Is generally the worst kicker. The
good citizen is the man who studies the
questions and men, before he goes to
the polls and votes for what he thinks
is right without fear or favor Such
men arc the backbone of the govern
mcnt and without them our government
would he a farcc.-Duchcsne Record
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-11-05
on THE COOPERATIVE PLAN.

We can't print the news unless we
get 1t and sometimes you arc the only
one who knows it. In that case It Is
clearly your duty to tell the printer.
No one ever knew the printer to turn
down an item of news. but he knows
people who have failed to give him
news nearly every week, Talk is cheap
and he has phone and postofice
box,-Emery County Progress.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-11-05
DISCOVERY AT GUNNIsoN.

we are never satisfied in this life.
When boys we wished we were men, so
we could have all the mincc pic, fruit
cake and Ice cream we could cat. and
when we become men we wish we could
digest the stuff we are compelled to
cat in order to hold our job and be good
Fellows In sOCiety.-tillnnison Gazette.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-11-05
onvILlE rs VERSATILE.

Orvll1e Dart appears as much at home
behind II plow on his farm us behind
the cashiers window in the Myton
state bank. Orville likes farming. but
doesn't like banking. and says there is
II way out of II, So now, girls. give
attention and look pretty,--Duchcsne
Record
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-11-05
TIE SOCIAL BAROMETER.

It has been stated that n man Is
Judged by the company llo keeps, and
in a measure this is true. 1t matters
not whether a man engaged In bust
ness or is an oflice-seeker. If he en-
cages lieutenants whose social stand
Ing Is below par 1t does not speak we'll
for him.--Ephraim Enterprise.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-11-05
GEMS OE THOUGHT.

More people suffer from over-rest
than from ovcr-work. More people are
hurt by having too much time to them
selves than too little. Work is n good
medicine, but it is as hard for some
people TO take as for child to swai-
low n dose Of castor oil-Ephraim En-
tcrpriSc.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-11-05
BEST WISHES no ALv1LDA.

Miss Alvilda Nielsen had a quilting
bee at her mothers home Wednesday
and there were about II dozen present
who made up some nico bed comforts
for the young lady Since then every
one is asking when itswill be. In n
little more than two weeks.--Salina
Call. H5a#
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-11-05
ALL HAIL TIE CHEF!

Miss Cecilia Mcmahon. who Is
popular lady of Mc-cur,a is.,,d mad.
friends at the Fox hotel in her cnpac-
10 GARFIELD for pastures new; but. 10.
back she comes, and says. II love
Garfield, but oh, you Mercur." 1t Is
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-11-05
a FORTUNATE MISS.

VIII Johnstun's little boy very nearly
got the contents of Il 800 cartridge
last week. Charley W1allaco's little
boy aimed an "unloaded" gun Mt the
Johnstun boy and pulled the trigger.
The ball barely missed the little fell
lows hcad.--Vcrnal Express.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-11-05
BOTHERED By THE RAINS.

Owing to the recent heavy rains the
Ophir limited train took a couple of
days off the first of the week.-Mcrcur
Miner
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-11-05

needless to say Miss McMahon is
warmly greeted by her thousand and
one friends-Mercur Miner.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-11-05
Beware of ..Fly by Night Fakirs

Tho cool weather is driving the ira
into the larger cities. BeW>"c of this
class of frauds. Remember the ''Stod-
dards." the arnold Dicksons,p the
Fer Dons." the boy phenomenal
and the way they came With II flourish
and left quietly at night with the
peoples money. There Is no difference
between fakirs. Be careful to whom
YOU pay your money.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

She said she would attend conven-
tions until she is 80 years old. She
has been a member Of the organiza-
ton fifty-One years.
Mrs. Milford has three daughters
and son. Her husband, who died
thirteen years ago, was pilot on the
upper Mississippi river. She remam-
bers how in the early sos her hus
band used TO carry commissioners to
the wilderness OF Minnesota to make
treaties with the Indians. She used
to s2e log cabins along the MIssis-
sippi when sometimes she travelled
with her husband.
While she was sitting in the waiting
room Of the hotel, several women
walked in and she was able to cali
them by name at once. She had met
them At previous conventions.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17
MANS OBJECT IN LIFE

Perhaps there are few men who
pass through this world without an
object in life But the question to
be asked by every man himself is
whether his object is worthy one.
When one begins to ask himself
seriously what he considers a worthy
object, he will find that he is obliged
to cast aside many things before re-
garded as worthy, finally reducing the
list to only one.
Every day about us we see men and
women who lave the erroneous con
ception that the bare making OF money
is the most worthy ideal in life.
Money is their goal; visions of riches
stamp themselves indelibly upon their
brains. Let them heap up their mon
ey, for their day will come, their
names will be forgotten.
Again we see men who believe that
the acquisition of power is the most
worthy object in life They sac
rifice themselves and their friends to
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17
ODD FELLOWS MAY
MOVE HEADQUARTERS
Continued from Page H.
attending the convention. They rode
in automobiles. Fountain Rotilwcll
was i'll charge OF this division.
CHIVALRY DEGREE FOR IA
Rebekahs Are Honored by Oad Eel
lows at Ceremonies on the
Campus.

The degree of chivalry was CON
ferred upon ID. L. Bird. OF Kansas City,
the new grand master, and thirteen
members of the Rebekahs by +. r.
Shipley, department commander Of the
Patriarch Ailitants, of Springfield. on
the University OF Missouri campus
Immediately after the parade.
The degree of chivalry is conferred
upon those who have distinguished
themselves by forwarding the inter-
estS OF the order throughout the state
The following received the degree:
Eelie Seaman. Luray; Eta Mcclure.
Walnut Grove; Lillian Larned, Sails
bury; Lavinia Allen, Bethany; Eliza
beth May. Aurora; +. Hayden Thomp-
son, Winona; Emma Kelley, Grain;
Addie. Secrist. Kansas City; Bette
Eagan, Charleston; Hattie Douglas.
Frederichown, and Malinda Adams.
OF Adrain.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17
SAVE THE COLLEGE GRADUATE

Save the college graduate was the
title OF an article in recent maga-
zine. Save him from what? From
the oblivion Of the great cities.
The graduate is swallowed up in
diversitications that make up the city
life. His individuality is merged and
weakened with that of the crowds.
That bright and cheerful entity that
was once his is now lost in world of
harsh business.
How shall they be saved without
Il preachcr?" The answer is To be
found in Universit and college clubs
founded III the great cities where the
college graduate abounds. The Har-
ward club in New York is one OF the
leading OF these Institutions, where
the graduates can minglc together and
add to and draw from that college
spirit which is such an uplifting
pow2! in after life. This club is taken
because it is most advanced in it's
object and also has perhaps the best
building. Spacious rooms provide
shelter for those who would again
secA the lIallowod memories Of tht old
times.
When the blue days" come 4 good
Cld-time revival OF past memories OF
OF a football game, OF how the men
took the COW into the steeplc vii! do
wonders in making the men forget
that which tends to draw them down.
The Alma Mater is kept in close
touch. and this is always good thing
in tn school. 1t makes the men
feel as if some one was caring for
them, and that they have an interest
in this world besides their OWN ad-
vanccment. 1t makes them less sell
fish. The college club should be per-
pGtuated.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

crafty their deisre. But the power
which man can build up for himself
within himself is nothing. 1t is not
worth while.
Thus we may move on by the pro-
cess of elimination until we have dis
covered that one and only worthy
object of man in this world and in
this life is to do good, to help his
fellow man. The men whose names
lives fresh in the memories of nations
are the men who have eXerted what
ever influence, power or riches they
possessed, in doing good for their fel-
lowman. This should be mans OBJ
ject in life.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17
INFRINGING PUBLIC RIGHTS

Columbia's paved streets show the
result of considerable labor by the
cleaners, and must attract favorable
notice from the visiting Odd Fellows.
There is still opportunity for improve
ment, however. For instance, the i'm
preston evidently prevails to GER
tain extent that the streets OF Column
bia are fit storage places for all sorts
OF vehicles. This is true OF many of
the main streets, except Broadway.
On the less travelled thoroughfares
this abuse is more pronounced. In
the vicinity of blacksmith shops worm
out and wrecked vehicles are stored in
the street.
1t is not likely that this condition
results from intent to wrong the pub
lie, usurp privileges, or turn society's
rights to the benefit of the individual
solely. Yet this is what the practice
amounts to. Were one OF these Of
Tending citizens to erect a building
and extend it even a few inches be-
yond his line into the street, doubt
less the aid of the court would be
invoked TO force him off the public
domain.
The strets are the property of the
people, and the individual should re-
spect the peoples rights.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17
A. M. DocKERY FAvoRs MILL TAX
Former Governor Says the University
Should Equal Eastern Schools.

Former Governor Says the University
Should Equal Eastern Schools
"Marvelous." said A. NJ. Dockcry,
ex-governor of Missouri, last night
"Columba'S growth in the last few
years has been simply marvellous. |
have been in Columbia almost every
year for the last fifteen or twenty
years, and the town is bigger and bet
ter each time | return"
Mr.. DOckcry will be installed as
grand master Of the state at The CON
vention Of Odd Fellows here this week.
He will be in Columbia three days.
oh, | am just here for the Odd
Fellows meeting. I'm cultivating the
social sid this time, renewing old ac-
quaintances and making new ones.
Why, hello. glad to meet You, sir.
Seems like | ought to know YOU
What's the name? Harmon? Oh,
yes, | met you at Excelsior Springs
last year See You later"
80 II went. Everybody III the
crowd on Broadway seemed 10 know
Mr.. noc!"ry.
Yes, Yea sure nave . great univer-
sity here" he continued, moment
later Much greater than it was
When | was curator. and it must be
made still greater. The least We can
be satisfied with is for it to be equal
tC the great Eastern universities. 1t
must be made rcpres antative of this
noble state. | don't know what the
general sentiment in regard to the
mill tax is, but personally, | am FOR it.
1t would be fine thing, and we ought
tC have it
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17
FOR A SANE FOURTH

Another step for a sane Fourth of
July in Missouri this year was taken
Saturday. Governor Hadley request
ed the state police board at ST. Louis
to order the police department there
to enforce strictly the city's ordinance
regarding the use of explosives on
the Fourth.
1t seems that such a request is
rather early in the season but ii should
be considered that the earlier the mat
ter is taken up the surer will be the
success OF the movement In the
last seven years 81 600 children have
been killed or manned by the use of
explosives on the Fourth The loss
OF life incident to the celebration OF
this day should be reduced to Il mini
mum. There is only one way to re-
duce it and that is to take measures
to prevent it before hand
st. Louis, as Missouri's largest
city, should set the example for the
state. Every city should follow this
example. Municipal government
should enforce laws which prevent the
loss of life OF citizens on the Fourth of
July. Now is the time to act.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17
REBEkAH CHAPLAIN is 50
Mrs. Rhodes Mulford Is Oldest Mem
ber in Missouri.

The Oldest Rebekah in Missouri. if
not in the United States. is here at
tending the convention. She is Mrs.
Rhodes milford, Of St. Louis. who
has been seven years the chaplain of
the assembly OF Rebekahs in this
state. She is now So years old. but
appears not more than 60. She came
alone yesterday on the Wabash. She
refused any assistance in going up
stairs at the Powers hotel.
Mrs. milford has attended every
convention OF Rebekahs held in Mis-
souri, in the last twenty-five years.
She is now attending the twenty-sixth.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17
DR.. Ioeb Spea,>s in kirksvilIe

d. isidor Lcob. professor OF po-
iiticaI science al the University OF
MissGmi, addressed the students Of
the Nir!isvilia high school Friday
afternoon on The influence OF Geo
graphical Conditions on Political in
stitutians." Dr.. Loeb also addressed
the History Club OF the State Normal
school Friday night.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17
lDetuatGu.

The fishing poles have been taken
off the campus. Perhaps they do not
intend for us to fish any more in the
cutters on rainy days, and again it
may be a sign OF fair weather.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

President Taft recently opened an
Actors Fair in New York City and
flowers were scattered before him.
Thus while he walked upon IA nowery
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

Miss Marie Bruce. of Blairtown, Mo-,
and Miss Grace Peters, of Kansas
City, who have been in Columbia sev
gral days visiting Miss Conscience Nc
Gowan, oi 3G9 South Ninth street, re
turned home this morning They
" ere here 10 attend The May Nay ceie.
hratiNn.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17
TIE REEEkAHS IN SESSION
Assembly Degrees Administered by
the Women Today

The assembly degrees We're admin
the Rebekahs this morning at The
Christian church. Committees were
then appointed. The members OF the
legislative committee are. Minnie
y. Key, chairman. Kansas City; Alice
Fairchild, Warrensburg; Dollic Har-
mon, Houston; Mora Walker, Pleas
ant Hill; Susie Rogers, Butler. There
are about $50 delegates in Columbia
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17
Today.

Ice cream, strawberries and cake
will be served by the Junior Church
for the benefit of the piano fund. in
the Methodist Church Parlors. 3 10 II
p. N. (Adv.)
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

A large bouquet of roses was pre-
scented tC ID. +. Bird grand master Of
Missouri. from Kansas City, at the
session.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

The Orphans band from the Odd
Fellows home at Liberty played i'll
front OF the Columbia thcater after
the morning session.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

Mrs. +. Is. Mumfcrd entertained at
luncheon yesterday in honor of Miss
Sue Winston, OF ST. Louis. Those pres
enL were: Mrs. A. Ross Hill. Mrs. w.
+. Brown, Mrs T. w. Hinton, Mrs. J..
c. Whittcn. Mrs. W. NJ. Miller and
Miss T. Todd.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

Il. c. Jennings, of Dexter, Mo-, rep
rCsentativc to the grand lodge from
district NJ SO, is in the printing bust
ness at Dexter.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

Miss MIry Stuart Rockhcad, of Man
chester. England, is visiting Dr. and
Mrs Sidney Calvert. Miss Rockhcad
came here from Montreal, where she
had been visiting her sister. She will
remain in Columbia about Il month.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

FOR SALE-HALF INTEREST IN
Boonville Daily Gazette. Town of D.
O00, no competition. Paper now a pay
ing proposition and will bear closest
investigation. Prefer man who is eX-
perierced newsgatherer and can talk
advertising. $1,000, half cash balance
TO suit purchaser Address Gazette,
Boonville, No.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

John a. Chester, chief of the fire
department of Joplin. and T. b. E,des.
chairman of the police board of the
same city, visited the police station
and fire department Of Columbia this
morning. They were especially inter
ested in the fire department. and were
shown the apparatus by Chief A. G.
Newman, who had the horses make a
dash for the benefit Of the visitors
Mr.. Chester said that horses were all
right but they look slow when you
are used to automobiles. The Joplin
fire department has only one team of
horses. which is worked on the hook
ard ladder wagon.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

Henry Speakers. past grand pat
riarch of the Oklahoma grand lodge
of Odd Fellows, is here attending the
convention. He is visiting l.. J. Slate
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

A delegation Of thirty-one Odd Eel
lows from Joplin arrived in Columbia
this morning in a special car over the
Missouri, Kansas and Texas railroad
G. NJ. Cleveland. of st. Louis, for
mer student of Amherst College. is a
guest OF the Beta Theta ri fraternity
while visiting the grand lodge session.
His wife and two children are with
him.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

FOR RENT-FOUR ROOMS, SEC
ond floor modern house. 517 So. 9TH
St. Vacant June 1st. Phone 432
Green.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

Dr. T., l.. Gardner. OF RushvilIe, Mo,
representative from district No. 81.
says "everything is lovely" in his dis
trict
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

LOST:-A SILVER TROPHY MED
al with name F.. W. Gray" engraved
across top and 40 yard dash on face"
finder return to w. X. Hale, Benton
Hall or to Missourian Office.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17
Notes of the Odd Fellows.

Joseph Storey is the representative
from Carl Junction, district No. j6.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

WANTED TO BUY-GOOD SEC
Ond hand piano; price must be
reasonable. Address "A. w. o." care
University Missourian.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

Mrs. E. +. Swink, of Pennington,
10, is in Columbia visiting her daugh-
ter, Miss Ruth 5wink, who is mem
Der OF TIL graduating class OF Chris
tan College.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17
Announcements,

We are authorized to announce
William T. Johnson as a candidate for
or Boone county. sub
ject to the decision of the Democratic
voters at the August primary. (AdvD
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

FOR RENT-NEW 7-ROOM BRICK
house, entirely modern. ) blocks from
university; s25 month; 104 S. Viii
iiams St. Roy Berry.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

FOR RENT-FIVE ROOM MOD
ern house. one block from campus.
ST. month. 210 S. 10th st.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

FOR SALE-BARGAIN ON SOUTH
side and also one in west end. J. L.
Denham, COO Ann st. Phone 331 Green.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

FOR RENT-ONE NICE ROOM IN
Novel; Building. Mcdonnell Bros
Phone Il.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

TO LET FOR SUMMER-STRICT-
" modern S-room residence on Chris
tian College Ave, furnished, for board
for one. Same to be let for school year
921A Broadway.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

Call SO Double 81 to get the Mis-
sourian's business office by telephone.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17
Notes of Society.

Miss M@jorie Davis, of Kansas City,
will arrive Saturday TO visit Miss
Jesse Wood at The Kappa Kappa
Gamma house.
Mrs. Basket has returned to her
home in Hannibal after a visit with
her daughter, Miss Mary Basket, at
the Kappa Kappa Gamma house
Mrs. John G. Davis, Of St. Louis. is
Visiting her daughters, Miss Anice
and Miss John Davis, meplbers OF the
senior class at Christian CoHege.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

LOST-A WATCH, BETWEEN
Price Ave. and Wabash station or be-
tween station and Hit st. Return to
1o1 Price Ave, and receive reward.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

FOR RENT-FIVE OR SIN FUR
nishcd rooms for housekeeping for the
Summer, at l Watson Place.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

TO EENT-fOR THE SUMMER.
to desirable party, a modern 3-room
house. furnished. Address j. care
of University Missourian.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17
CLASSIFIED ADS.

L0ST-A SILVER POCKETBCOK
with initials M. W." Return to the
ri Phi house, III Hit St. and re-
ccive reward.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1910-05-17

LOST-GOLD PIN OR PENDANT,
set With one large amythest and
three pearls and three hanging mug
Gets. InInite at ,216 Hit or phone
S21. Reward.