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Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-10-22

I OST1BETwEEN NAVAL ACADEMY
II and West St, near Pleasant ST.. lady's
black sued slipper. had heel cut off. Reward
al 81 Pleasant St, VIM. Pointer. St.o2l
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-10-22
Wants, Lost, Found. For Sale. &c

Advertisements under this head not exceed
-ng Illness times 25cts-: week. oOcts' 'NAs
for each additional line.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-10-22

boy AND GIRLS-Air Rifle, Foot,
ID balls, Dolls, Roller Skates and
other premiums free for few hours
work after school or Saturday. Write
me, James Hayden Co., 240 w. Hoff-
man St, Baltimare. Nd. WOOL
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-10-22

Annapolis Banking & Trust Com
pany open till 6 2. NJ. Saturdays
plenty time to deposit your saw ngs. I
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-10-22
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\ OST-THU TUESDAY, BETWEEN MURRAY
II Hill and Naval Academy Gold Locket
with engraved monogram on either side.
Finder please leave same at Capital ofhce and
receive reward. os2h
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-10-22

PROPOSALS Sealed Proposals for furnish
i ing window shades for the new hospital,
sheets. blankets. pillow slips. and all bed ana
table linen for the new Emergency Hospital
will be received at the Hospital up 10 noon
on November l. at which time they will be
publicly opened and read. For all details APP
ply at the Hospital. Miss Minnis. Superln-
tendent. Bids 10 be addressed 10 Mrs. J. W.
Martin Presdt. Board of Managers. The Board
reserN es tine right to accept or reject any or All
bios O.2ltd
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1910-10-22
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NXTANTED-YOUNG GIRL ABOUT l. IN
w STORE. Hours a. m. till D. m. Apply
to Buffham Co. 80 Maryland Ave. o22-St
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-15
SESSION SOLEMNE

En- eI paIacio que ocupa Ia DIp"'"-
ei6n provincial en- San Sebastian Sc
ba eeIebrado una solenfne session. coh-
motiyo del aniversario dc la funda-
ei6n del Instituto Nacionai dc Pre'i-
sion
Preside e1 acto S. NJ. el Rey, qnren
fue acogido earinosamente, reVlS'feh-
do squel extraordinaria nnportancia'
Pronnnciaron elocuentes dlscursos
al Ministro de la Gobernaclon, senor
Conde de Sagasta y el Presidente de
la Diputaci6n Provincial enSalzand0
ambos ell planteanienro de las refor-
mas sociales.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-15

be continuar siendo Espana un Esta-
do unitario, centralizado, serIa me-
.ior que se constituyera como un Es-
tado oompuesto 8 federation de regio-
nes relativamente aut6nomas? Tema
IS este muy discutido. Para unos, ell
catalanismo constituye un principle
de disoluci0n nacional; para otros ell
principio de la reconstruction de una
nueva Espana. No voy dar aqui
mi opinion personal, aunque la tengo,
muy detinida
Pero el renacimientO catalan tlene
0tra fase que no es polltlca, slno cul-
tural. Para este catalaniSmo de la
cultura. no puede haber adversarios,
Cuando algunos catalanes. Sc jactan
de ser colectivamente superlores a los
espanoles no catalanes, eS natural que
fstos Sc sientan heridoS Pero cuandO
auuelIos Sc esfuerzan en- hacerse su-
periores a 81 mismos por la educacion
Y los progresses de Orden moral, han
de atraerse la simpatia de tOdos los
espanoles de todos los hombres ge-
ncr0sOs.
Barcelona es conocida casi eXclu-
SiVamente como ciudad industrial.
Hay en- este algo de injusticia. En- la
Barcelona contemporaries eXlSten
muchos cientiticos y artlsticos de una
importancia inncgabIe. Sc han fun
dado recientemente algunaS lnstltu-
Clones de las que me propongo dar
ana breve noticia. las cuales represen-
tan I'm esfuerzo enorme por la rapldez
.on que Sc nan improvisado y atestl-
guam un ntereS crcciente por los eS-
tudios y la vida intellectual, inter6s
que muchos no sospecharian en- eSa
gran cludad IEcna de fabricas y casas
dp comerclo.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-15
La cu|tura en- Espaha

Al hablar de Barcelona. preScindi-
rpmos de- su intense movimipnto poll
tico DE su constantr agi+aci0n social
En- pstas miSnas papinaS. 'otras phlmas
muy comppt4ntps hahlan de eSto, as
nertos de In vida en- Ia rapitql catala-
na por mi nar+e Ne h, propues1o
no tratar de- nuestras Lichas intario-
rns sino solo de Ia .nl,lra. noble 1n-
rrnno neutral Dunto a.. conycrrcn-
c;a de todos los Dartido< honrados.
Ultima asDjrao;6r IL los ealucrIos
mncbas veces aparpnt .mert, antay5-
nicos de todos los espano)rs pat}.io-
tas
Cada fan6,nano collective Va sea
una crisis ccon6mica. va IN r,r!bio
de r6pimen Va ma guerra. va otro
cuaInuirr3 sprnpiantp. piprce un de
,arminado ;nHuio positivo mega
two. ,en Ia marcha general de la civil
Iizaci6n ,humana De momento. con
la fahra de- las nasiones apenas Sc
tinna an cunnta este Dunto de vista
poro ae 81 anna luooo tona Ia Historic
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-15
PERCANCE AUTOMONILISTA
Madrid, Septicmbre 2N.
MONUMENTO

Sc ha inaugurado en Enguera,
(VaIcncia), con toda solemnidad. una
estatua de dicada la memoria del
distinguido escritor militar Teniente
Coronel don Jose Ibanez Marin. muer-
to gloriosamente mandando el bata-
Hon de Cazadores de Figueras en- la
acci0n sostenida contra los moros en-
MeIflla el % de Julio del ano pasado.
Sc han hecho honores miHtares
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-15
E informe anua|

FL sacrotario de la Estacion de agrl-
cultura de Mayaguez, nos ha remitido
un eiemplar del informe annual de aque-
LA estaci0n.
FL folle7o compnende Il trabajo We
rifcado en- dicho planted durante el ano
econ0mico che 1909.
FL folleto, seg1n nos participa el Sc
nor Secretario, sera enviado gratis a
las persoras que 10 solicitor, 'pero es-
I'd solamen-e an ingl6s, 10 que 10 ha-
ce POGO manos Que iuGtil.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-15
CONSEJO DE MINISTRIES

En- eI celebrado hoy y que preside
s. M. sc han trazado las llneas gene
rales del programa parlamentario y
sc autor'iz0 al Ministro de Hacienda,
senor Cobian, para realizar I'm amplio
esttldio del sistema arancelario vigen-
tie, fin de introducir Ell el las modi-
ficaciOnes que Sc estimen cOnvenien-
tes a la production y la industria,
en- harmonic con las necesidades del
erario.
EI, ESTADO DE SITIO Y LA
MANIFESTATION CATOLICA
Reunida Ell Bilbao la Junta de Au-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-15
vEHADA COMMEMORATIVE

En- Cadiz sc ha celebradO una brI-
uaDte yefada en- honor de los diputa-
dos por las republicas hispanO-ameri-
eanas que fueron miembros de las
4,ortes de Cadiz en- 1910.
El acto revisti0 gran sohemnldad
slurante el pronunci0 un notable dis
curso eI senador don Rafael Maria de
lIabra. quien fue ovacIonado.
Tambien Sc leyeron lnspIradas
gatri6ticas pOeslas.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-15
PROCESAMfENTO

Sc ha dictado auto de proeesanlen-
10 contra la .Tunta Cat6lica de Nlzca-
"a 4 consecaencia de la protesta Tor
rn,tlada contra la conducta segulda
DOR las autoridades miIitares con mo-
1.-Two de haber prohibido la manlies'a-
zion que proyectaban los cEericabes de
RilbaO
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-15
MJTIN ANT1FORAL

En- Redondela, villa de la provln-
cia de Pontevedra, Sc ha celebrate un
mitin por eI partido redenclonlsta
aprario de Galicia para obtener la
aboIici6n de los foros,
Madrid, Septiembre Is
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-15

Hay en- Barcelona TN Institute de
Estudios Cataames. sostenido princlr
paImente por ell Ayuntamiento y la
Diputaci6n Provincial, que reaIlza
trabajos notabilisimoS.
Estl pubIicando, apartr de Sus eX-
pltndid0S AnuarioS, otras obraS de
Investigation saba, que llaman la
atrnci0n. no solo en- ISpana sino en-
todo el mundo quito. por cl Valor dc
los datos aportados y por el eSmero y
riqupza dr las cdiciones Merced IA
elias. el Institute de Estudios Catala-
ncs ha estabIecido TN cambio de pu-
! blicaciones con las principales Acade-
miaS Y centros cientiticos del eNtran>
Zero: de modo que deSde la Bibioteca
del Institute puede eStarse al co
rripnte de los 1Itimos progresses del
Saber en- los paIseS mas adeIantados.
Por su parte. eI Institute lleva Il
esoS paises Y la ciencia universal,
Sll contribution erudita. Sc dedica rs
pecialmcnte a Arqucologia Historic.
Ila dado conocer en- una obra muy
mtereSante. magniticaS pinturas mu-
ralrs catalanas lIa publicado I'm H.
bro sobre monedas del senor Botet y
Sis0 otro del senior Puig Y Cada-
falch sobre la arquitectura romanica
en- CataIuIa Con la garantia que le
prcSta la tirma de I'm investigator
tan concienzudo como el senorRubio
V Lluch. ha dado tambitn al publico
impOrtantes dOcumentoS para la His
toria cataana medioeva Todo clio
en- voIimenes acknowledgements pre-
sentados con reproductions y lami-
mas hechas con arte Y eScrupuloSa ii
deIidad
FL Institute de Estudios Catalanes
ha fundado una BibIioteca muy I'M
portante Ailn no ha sido alberta al
pnblicO va cuenta con unOs cuaren-
ia mil volllmenes. Iia de tenerse en-
cuenta, ademas, que la mayor parte
de estos tomos son de obras especiales
caras Mllchas yeceS Sc trata de
ediciones antiguas o manuscrit0s de
valor extraordinariO Solo por la CO.
lecci0n del difunto Aguilo, adquirida
recientemente, ha pagadO el Institute
cien mil pesetas. Asi mismo ha com
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-15
FALLECIAIlENTO

Ell faIlecimiento de don Antonio
Ouesada ha causado en- GlJon lmpre-
sion bien dolorosa, siendo su muerte
motive de duelo general por las mu-
..bas aoistades con que contaba en
saouelIa cindad asturlana.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-15
M.ANIFESTACIONES

Reina mucho entusiasmO entire los
cat0licos con motive de las manifes-
taciones populares que sc anmcian
para eel dia 9 de Octubre.
Madrid, Septiembre 30.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-15
VELADA NEUROLOGICAL

En- el "Centro Instructive de Obre-
ros' Sc ha celebrado una Velada ne
geological para honrar la memoria del
cabo Noval, heroe de la guerra del
Riff.
Hubo discursos patrioticos Y lectu-
ras de poesias consagradas al enalte-
cimiento del glorioso soIdado.
PERCANCE AUTOMOVILISTA
IIa chocado contra un carruaje el
autom6vil que conducia IA la Condesa
de Vilana.
Varios famiIares que he acompana-
ban han reslrltado del percancc era
yemente heridUS
Madrid, Septiembre 2S.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-15
LA CORTE

Esta noche rcgresara d Madrid la
Corte S NJ. el Rey guiara personal
mente Su autOm0yil.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-15

toridades, acordo, con la aquiescencia
del Gobierno, levantar el estado de 81
ito en Vizcaya, una vez que la tranquil
dad es absolute en- toda la provincial.
En- virtud de ese acuerdo ha sido
autorizada la manifestation que los
elementos cat6licos venian organizan-
do que habra de celebrarse en- Bill
bao pasado manana domingo.
Madrid. Septiembre 80.
Ell REG
Ha regresado el Rey i Madrid.
LA INFANTA MARIA TERESA
Tambien han llegado a Madrid los
Infantes dona Maria Teresa y don
Fernando.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-15
LA CALMA RESTABLEClDA

va compfetamente asegurada la
calma en- Bilbao, las trOpas ALI dcsta-
cadas para proteger ia libertad del
traba 10. sc ham retirado Il Sns respee-
twas guarniclOnes
EI pueblo ha hecho d las tropas una
slespedida muy Garinosa.
Tanto la pobIaci6n COMO Ia zona
minera ofrecen tranqgiIo y normal as
pecto-
la HtELGA EN- BARCELONA
En- Barcelona la h@etga eOntlnua
7suaI. siendo de caracber pacificO
ITasta la fecha no Sc ma reglstrSdo
aiaelin incidente esagrefbIe.
Ia CORTE
Pasado nraiana cegresara Na
adrid la COrte-
Madrid. Septiembre 28.
LA HUELGA DE BARCELONA
Los obreros matainrgieos de BARGE
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-15
LOPEZ DOMINGUEZ

No disminuyc la gravedad de su
estado. Los m6dicos que le asisten es-
tan desalentados, creyendo que prom
TO sobrcvenga el desenIace funesto.
Madrid. Septiembre 2S.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-15
EN- Ell RIFF

N6tase alguna agitaci6n en- las ka-
bllas fronterizas la plaza de Me
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-15
NOTICIAS DE ESPANA
UITIMO CORREO
UITIMO CORRE o

Iona han celebrado un mitin ac0rdan-
do por unanimidad mantener la huel-
ga hasta que el triunfo de sus preten-
stones sea un hecho.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-15
CIERRE DE FABRICAS

Sc han cerrado las fabricas de hila-
dos en- Bejar y Sabadell.
FL cierre deja sin trabajo a milla-
res de obreros
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-15
DE AIELILLA

Colmunas volantes del Ej6rcito re-
coren el territorio Immediate a la
plaza y Ell de las kabiIas mas pr6Ni-
mas.
Las tropas no sufrieron contratiem-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-15
LA HUELGA DE BARCELONA

Los obreros metal1rgicos de Bar
ceIona mantienen su actitud intran-
sigente. sin ceder en- sus pretensiones.
En- el despacho del Gobernador Sc
ha celebrado una reunion presidida
por dicha autoridad. Ia que aSistie-
ron delegados de patronos y obre-
ros, pero no lograron ponerSe de
acucrdO.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-15
MAS TORlIE\TAS

Han dcscargado mevas tormentas
que ocasionaron grandes perdidas en-
algunos pueblos de Audamcia. ARA
sando muchos campos.
Las aguas, fernando corrientes
mpetuosas. arrastraron 'cuanto el hui
racan deStruia.
Hubo tambitn algunas desgracias
personales ocasionadas por las des
cargas el6atricas.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1910-10-15

Madrid, Septiembre 2s.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-12-15
Daddy sBedtirne
+@~y The Three Wise
wv Men Of Gotham


there called Gotham
In people think thai the
teln yfunny stories of The
OF bridge the One
market and the other coming from the same
second Where
amg coins to sheep
homer
why said the his market
he
loudly they could Then
said: hon had better look
nrec the bridge
don't I will let them on this bridge
had the other fr shall beat
a He had bag meal
talking sheep but he could
bought
Is One help
nefo this big Of neal o n shoulder
quarreng long enough TO help their
shoulder When placed there he
the middle just the river
ninnes he said You ought to be ashamed
OF ourselves fol qua
And his shoulder united and
cornmea into
he brains head
now"
But he osta 5 he. daddy asked Jack
bigger"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-12-15
COUNTY DIVISION.

The Capital News again opens up
the old county division wound ana
after ripping II wide open. says
"The fact that Canyon county
population has graetly Increased
within the past o years and that II
Is one OF the largest IN the state
ia again causing citation towards
county division The recent cen
aus gave Canyon county populati
OF 25,323, making II the second cour
Is In the state In population, In
1909 Canyon county had a popu-
Iwicon az 7.497 ard IN 1890 the
county was not on the map so far
as population was concerned tn
per cent OF Increase has been mar
yelous
Taking into consideration the
population OF this county and the
fact IL has four cities that are rap
idly growing Caldwell. Nampa,
Payette and Emmett, the agitation
Tor new county - 'Hh'h ~ -
supporters to be logical The plan
Is to make Payc1te the county seat
and include in the new county all Of
Pgette valley
The decisive defeat which the
same scheme met with two years ago
was evidence enough OF the sent'me
OF this valley aga INST any county di-
vision, and we don't believe Payette
VIII try II again for a few years. M
least. whenever the county Is di-
vlded, Emmett viii have say as to
the location OF the courty seat and
so will New Plymouth. Falks store.
Letha and Bramwell Taxes are
plenty high enough without adding
more to them by senseless division
Of the present county.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-12-15
A WONDERFUL MACHINE

Whatever the wonders OF mach
inery turned out by the brain and
hands OF man. he has never APP
preached his own wonderful self as
self sustaining movable, power
ful piece OF enginery. capable OF
running year after year under his
own steam and effecting his own re-
pairs In recreation and In sleep.
The body OF the normal man in
good health Is one of the most pow
erful engines known. Its compact
ness and ACCESSIBILITY to almost any
circumstances OF work leave II with
out competing unit over 1t all,
too, the brain of the worker enters
as guide and guage TO the accom-
plishme., OF It's ends. In one work
ing day this average man can lift a
total OF $500 tons one foot from
the ground. A longshoreman load
ing ship will average $50 foot ton
In working day, And, as he works
tissues are breaking down under
the strain and building up again
without cessation Of his labors,
Each day the body rebullds its b. ok
endown tissues. passing the remain
der as wastes through lungs, skin,
exeretory glands. and the like.
Lungs and skin acne take care OF
about half the waste from the sys-
tenn Of the worker Nothing is
more simply simplex than the lungs,
taking In oxygen and throwing off
the poisonous carbon dioxide. Spae
Is needed for this chemical action,
and in the lungs Of the ordinary
man a surface Of 200 square feet
Is presented This Is equal to the
floor space OF room forty feet
square, and the minute yesicles
which accommodate the necessary
oxygen number soc 100000 In the
lungs anatomy Each expiration
averages about two cubic inches of
carbon dioxide from the days total
inhalation OF 400 cubic feet Of OK
ygen Each OF these respirations
contaminate about 5000 cubic inch
es of air. or about half the contents
OF an ordinary barrel The carbon
exhalatlon Of one day, caught and
solidified. would equal a lump of ,ca
weighing about haf a pound The
heart is hollow muscle, master OF
the circulatcry system and without /
conscious knowledge of man.
Each side OF the heart contains two
ounces OF blood. and as the heart /
contracts about seventy-tiye times
minute. this means that about one
and one-sixth gallons Of blood is
pumped every minute. pumping |
blood through the system. then, the |
heart handles about $4,000 gallors
a year. while the weight of the
heart muscles itse'f is about one
half pound. This stream of blood |
,eaving the heart flows at the rate |
of SCI feet a minute. seven miles an
hour, and 1890 miles a year. Air |
through which this yolumne OF blooC
is purified is inhaled at the rate OF
forty three inches a second and ex-
hailed at fifty-two inches a second
Reduced to its constituent ele-
ments. this wonderful human body
is largely water.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-12-15
Tales of the Town
OPPORTUNITY.

RIO seize an opportunity seems such an
easy thing
And yet whenever one comes your way
and 10 II you would cling
You're pretty sure to find that some one
else has seen II. too
And nailed II for hts own advantage just
ahead OF you.
Washington Evening Star.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-12-15

When you have a cold geta bot
tie of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy.
1t viii soon fix you up all right and
viii ward off any tendency toward
pneumonia. This remedy contains no
opium or other narcotic any may be
given as confidently to a baby as to
an adult. Sold by H. r. Davis.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-12-15
FOLEYSKIDNEYPILLS
Foa 6AcKAeaC kioaIrs Aso BnooEa

Foley's Kidney Pills are tonic in
action, quick in results and restore
the natural action of the kidneys an
bladder. They correct irregularities.
B. B. Davis.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-12-15

THAT man." remarked an old set
tier the other day, pointing at a
neighbor who was passing by, els
so stingy that he wouldn't give a
duck a drink II he owned the whole
river"
ED Hayes can now go to Mexico
In safety, Reports from Chihua-
hua indicate that the revolution has
quieted down to such an extent that
il Is safe for the Mexican dogs TO
crawl out from under the house,
Doctor Fletcher says you should
hold your face down" when you are
eating. so that your tongue will
hang perpendicularly in your mouth,
To do this most comfortably get
down ON your hands and knees
when you eat.
Old Bin Misgivens, who was in
town the other day, was a member OF
Or. Cooks party when the ascent
II Mt. Mckinney was made ut
was so cold on the highest point of
Mt Me-" he says. that one day
set pan OF hot water out TO cool
and it froze so quickly that the ice
was still warm when | went after il.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-12-15

For tender meats go to the City
Meat Market
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-12-15

( At louisville, KY. last week Gov
ernor Martin F. Ansel of South
Carolina and Governor w. W. Kitch-
en- of North Car ina met and is
sued the following joint statement:
1T has been the legend that the
governor of Month Carolina said to
| the governor of South Carolina: 1t
| is long time between drinks No
such statement was ever made. The
facts as told by an eyewitness of
that famous meeting brand the Who'll"
s-ory as fabrication. This is what
really happened: The governor OF
North Carolina said to the governor
Of South Caro- ina: Remember the
fate of Montgomery Well who in
the hell was Montgomery asked
the governor OF South Carolina He
was Tho man who died between
drinks. rrnlied the governor of
North Carolina"
A dru MINER on the train the other
morning was dis oursing pompously
upon the ability of the fly to walk
|up and down a glass plane. "Of
course" he said, that is made pos
'sible by the fact that the glass, de-
spite all its smoothness, is in reality
rough, as you may see with a power
full microscope. However they have
discovered a process of so rubbing
down the glass by machinery that
not even a fly can walk on it."
Good" exclaimed Smith, with an
air Of relief, I'm have one of those
machines installed at once. Just
what | want. But, my dear sir"
replied the bore, you can't do that,
you know. That's ouly done in
laboratory in Germany. Besides,
what would you want it for?"
We'll, said Smith. 1--WE got a
fly at home that is bothering the
life out OF me and | want my
window panes so fixed that he'll
fall off and break his neck" There
was silence during the remainder of
the trip
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A farmer who went into barber
shop was asked how he wanted his
hair cut. He replied: ''Jes tolable
behind. and middli on top"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1910-12-15

A hint for a Christmas stocking:
Take hobble skirt and SOW up one
end. Thus you will have a receipt
acle for Santa Claus to put his pres
ents in big enough to hold piano.