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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-04-02

sides the material already described
he has gathered other important
hibliographical matter. such as the
original announcement OF the work
The dedication TO the first edition, to-
gether with prefaces. addresses and
suppressed notes reprinted from the
Victoria Edition
Houghton Miffin company publish
THE Professional Aunt" a love-stOry
by Mrs. G. Il. Wemyss. an English
writer hitherto unknown TO the Ameri-
can public; "A study OF the Drama. 4"
by Brander Matthews; THE Conquest
Of Consumption" by Dr. Woods
Hutchinson, author Of "Preventable
Diseases" Little Gardens for Boys
and Girls" by Miss Myrta NJ Hig-
gins; THE Principles of Pragmatism, 4"
bv Professor II. Heath Bawden. and,
in the Riverside Literature Series
"Eyervman. The Second Shepherds
play, and other Miracles and Folk
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Joint maladies are due to the tuher-
culosis germ Humpba,ks would ui--
appear almost entirely ANA there would
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pN lhhe llhhge' We must ass uI'o'H
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an 'ain'Sl s"hPI 'hehdlnE Pi'T'i ,l'
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mallc power by the laitehess obi h'l
view ana the sympathy anu pia'u,al
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NOTES

The heart OF the ardent Dickensian
.H garainl glow with joy as he looks
1000 and into the two volumes of the
.HU1I Edition of the Pickwick
pyr- The bulk of their numbered
ages, about four hundred in each
Hmc. Us almost doubled 10y the in
..elNug of illustrations which re-
..duco scenes and personages. near
HI remote The Posthumous Papers
u the pickwick Climb. by Charles
Dickens" runs the title page. with
Oh. i3 original illustrations and 223
additional pictures Of originals Of
characters and places, scenes and Incl
dents. curious topical illusions. re-
f.rouCes and analogies and facsimiles.'
Tho work has been prepared and an
n0ated by G. Van Noorden. and be-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-04-02

The fight 20 crush out tuberculosis
is OF much more widespread impor-
lance than most OF us realize. II the
germs We're kept out of the air. as they
would be by the use Of simple pre-
cautions. such as the airing out of
churches and thcaters every week,
watering the streets, taking carpets
up and beating the internationally and
letting the sun into houses as much
as possible, something more would
happen than the mere disappearance
Of consumption. Consumption Is only
tho form of tuberculosis which affects
the lungs. a dozen other tragic disease
would get their death blow also. There
would be only onc-third as many Grip
pies az there are now, for the hip-joint
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-04-02
THE CONQUERORS.

Though fools that feed In dark misgivinr.
Nav bow their backs To bear a primal
Updaunted hearts shall hymn the bliss Of living
And all the JOY that thrills a universe.
Hc,,aI no fate sigh for Elysan;
DEFY no fate with stern. rebellious soul;
They laugh with fate who with broader vision
That they and fate parts Of whole
r,eolcc in all life. her and
H. toll in strife. in pain. in quiet breath.
n, Bcinrs sclf-sO. when the chapter closes.
Wen drink praise God unknown ioy in death.
Then. forward. surge Of pale. iumincd faces.
Achieve the and the slopes of Mars!
Unclaimed. wen the glad. eternal spaces.
True heir. of all that lies beyond the stars.
Arthur Guitcrman SIN th's Magazine for April.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-04-02

Tine following e volumes win be- ado
dcd tu the public library Monday morn
.ng April g. 1910
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1910-04-02
DIE THOUGHTS OF AN IDLE UNDERsTUDY
\ THEATRICAL REVERE.

\ THEATRICAL REVERE
For twentS-scVcn wears I've lived for
And now undcrst udy to the star:
hair like him. I've learned part
Gd like emulate his carr
II I could take his place ! think that
Would hoist the old profession IN n neg:
Thcrcd he another planet in the sky
II only ne would slim and break his leg!
for signs OF illness. find
Hes most stuDcndous careful his health
lie looks 10 well and strong I've half a mind
To an his beer with Knockout drops by stealth.
Vt ccntcr-sage six evenings in the week
Tie thrills the mob. Bouduets? takes his choice
Through speaking lines that I also speak
II only ne would dislocate his voice:
The stars 50 ovcrrated IT, shame
And how he his I can't quite sec
When Mr. Savage hears do the same
I he'll draw contract with me.
first I'd modest. then I'd grow
To Shakespeare parts-try Hamlet for a trim:
I've tie talent all needs a show
Say. If the star would ONLY get the erippe'
When I'm made M for him wouldn't know
l. apart-wc'rc doubles limb for limb.
II night 60 Rector's should
Wouldn't they rubber. thinking him.
The critic, would aDpIaud 10 the stars
The bill-boaris would proclaim "Another Hit"
Nv picture would he pasted cigars
II only hc would fall down in a ft'
The Do-tman brings him notes 81 azure tints:
Tie Poor child." and WATTS their costly scent
tThc po,tman this hints
or certain chronic deficits in remit
The by propelled by gasoline
While l. unbd by Fortunes tickle beck.
An still supported nv the thought serene:
some day he fall and break his neck"
Wallace Twins Smiths Magazines for April.
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BOOKS


Commencing with the ApiH issue inc
strand Magazin' makes ''- apl'''a' ',
IN an euI'lEy l'lH II, p"s ui '
q" tht usual l-u. III, 'u'l ,nl ,'uiiln'
contains 10" !'7a .h"n Nv SUI ''7 ny ,,.
woil-NHvM" u't w." W az ~. -. w.
MASON l'' N'-o'' ivy ,'""', ~ II r.
Blund' g.. ANDREWS, an s, ,,, '''''''
h'yh"l17 anu I'hN '"N nc l' "l
bclos are "',bln'' ",.u u.'' =. ''t,b' ono
OF IN, pest D'''S oll"' oeSS p" -
Tory. 10y INC N'l'l"h u,''us' Ml79
hiaudoh. ,al l'N'la WIZ !uu .l'','','
interest lu lhl7 "u''uD' Oh 'ile y i'ltu'
as III contains "a s,l''s on W"llu'' lu'
cat stories WI''n utmost ,'nN l'i,,7 ono
lhal 'ulS u"i"y.'' wy '' l"l "' ''l'i'i
amman ina" 'H, "u," 'ui's.@' u'E
queer lhhnNall'" p" POT 'I"l'ul' l7 "a
series oi 'ishl Hi' -'I1'l n'"'4 on Nail-
Gus famous p'vpI'' uh, lu".lb hlnk t'-
ward queen Nl,N.'H, marx ! Naln
Geh'rh h"'ln ""'
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-10
Not Tending to Business.

A country doctor was recently called
upon to visit patient some way
from his Office. Driving to where the
sick man lived, he tied his horse to a
tree in trout Of the house and started
to walk across the ground. 1t hap
pened that work was III progress on Il
new well, Of which the doctor knew
nothing until he found himself sink
ing into the earth. He fell just far
enough to be unable to get out OF the
hole unassisted and Justify yelled for
help.
When he was finally pulled up the
hired man remarked to him:
81 say. doc. you had no business
down there"
mo; | don't think l had" replied
the doctor.
Don't you know" continued the
hired man, "you ought leave the we'll
alone and take care Of the sick?'-
Lippincott's.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-10
33rd Annual Temperance "Bush'
Meeting, Purcellrille, Va, August
l.10. 1910.

Southern Railway announces account
the above occasion very low round TRIP
fares from Washington. Alexandria
Blucmont and intermediate points: dates
of sale August 1st to 10th inclusive. final
return limit August II. 1910.
Special train will be operated from
Washington and Alexandria 10 Purcell.
vile and return August 3 (Wedn esday),
leaving Washington $40 4. IN. and Alex
andria wv. e o. station) 7i5 4. m. stop
ping ut all points: returning leave Pur-
cellville 800 p. III. same day. Sufficient
extra equipment will be attached to
regular trains during course ofthc meet
in. to properly take care of travel going
and returning.
Special train will also be operated
Lecsburg TO Purcellville Sunday. Au-
gust 7th. leaving Leesb,rrg 1920 Il. m,
returning leave Purcellvillc 705 p. IN.
same day.
On Tuesday and Wednesday. August
. and 10. train 10. reaching Lcesburs
S:l5 p. M. will be continued through to
Purccllville; returning leave Purcellvillc
1925 D. m, each night for Lecsburg.
For further Information call on nearest
Southern Railway ticket agent or write
L. S. Brown, General Agent, 7G5 Elf
tecnth street northwest, Washington,
D. C.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-10
Some Measures.

Herbert Spencer scorned the metric
system because it rests solely on the
fact that man has but ten fingers.
However, a mile IS but a "mille pas
sum-" or a thousand PAGES. The
length of the foot was used for dis
tances long before 1t was fixed at
twelve inches. A 'furlonG" IS only a
furrowlong. The breadth of the hand
became the standard because the cas-
lest way Of measuring the height or
the horse. The length Of the arm gave
the length Of the "ell," and from the
elbow to the tip Of the middle finger
was the "cubit." By stretching out
both arms as If on cross man invent
ed the measure Of the "fathom."
Cloth measure still DEGREES that two
and one-half inches make q mall,
and this is the width Of four fingers
held together and measured across the
nails. The apothecary's dram" oriGi-
nally signi6ed "only as much raw splr-
it as can be held In the mouth"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-10
ALEXANDRA GAZETTE AND VIRGINIA. ADVERTISER.
a ysrsatiIe Gara.n,

fbe jewellers In seaport town of
Massachusetts are justly proud of their
gardens. 1t remained for q visitor
from tiny village way round the
Cape" to say the first slightly dis
paraging word of these gardens.
"Isn't this beautiful his hostess ask
ed as she paused under rose arbor
and looked back over the stately ranks
Of larkspur, monks hood, hollyhocks
and many other favorites.
Its a handsome gardin-of its
kind" said the visitor dtspassionately,
"but it amt quite up to the mark
when you consider our gardns."
"Indeedr and the lady looked at
him, too amazed to be angry. What
sort Of gardens have you. please?"
"Well," said her Cape visitor calm.
ly, "what we call Il good gardin is one
where you can start out with two big
baskets and a hoe, step through the
flower gardin part, past the vegetables,
down to the water; dig your clans
fust, pick your sweet corn. lay your
posies on top O that and hand the
whole lot over Mt the kitchen door.
There's your shore dinner and trim
MINIS all from one Eardin. Youths
Companion.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-10
Inherited Dreams.

A medical scientist claims that many
dreams are really hereditary-that is
to suy, they come down to us from an
cestors. Many persons have dream
which they dream over and over
again. This and some others that are
frequent, according to the authority
referred to, are Inherited. The doctor
observed, for instance, that q child OF
six years after an attack of typhoid
fever saw in its slumber q figure clad
in black, which advanced to the foot
of the bed and fixed upon him It's
shining eyes. 1t was found that the
father Of the child had frequently
dreamed that dream, although he had
never mentioned it to his child. The
grandfather dreamed the same dream,
although he had told no one about IT,
Evidently there IS more than our phi-
losophy can fathom in 1.-THE stuff that
dreams are made Of"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-10
AIexasr0ria 6azsfte.
WEDNESDAY EVENING, AUG. 10
Reed and ingalls,.

~Why don't you grow?" said Tom
Reed to Senator ingalls, some years
ago, when both rlen were In the serV-
ice of the people at Washington.
"Ah," said Ingalls,. who was OF very
slight stature, 'I'rn too much interest"
ed In my fellows life and property to
assume to your magnificent height ana
proportion :.
.'And is not that my concern. TOO:
asked Reed deliberately.
Impossible" said ingalls,. walk Oh
the edge of board walk and you lit
up the other end; stand in the middle
and you break through. The peoples
safety lies in your being a middle OF
the road man."
Some days after Reed found Ingalls,
in state of mental distraction. Just
swellC we'd the gold filings of this
front TOOTH" explained Senator ingalls,,
pointing to the exposed cavity.
Reed laughed immoderately. He
drew himself up to his full height. as
a victor he stood; his time Of revenge
had come.
ingalls,, l congratulate you. You
are now worth your weight in gold"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-10
Ouch. TO Have Known Him.

"About the limit Of nerve that ever
came under my observation" said an
ex-prosecutor. happened a few days
ago when a man walked into my office
and solicited q small loan. That be
was drunk and had been for several
days was evident ut glance. Dirty.
blear eyed, unshared and with hands
that shook like those of 4 professional
roman candle shooter. he saluted me
with easy familiarity, calling me by
my first name. His face was vaguely
familiar to me- but could not recall
where l had seen him. He asked for
a quarter. I compromised with dime.
He took it with profuse thanks.
"Let's see.' | called to him as he
turned to 60. 4 can't quite place yoa.
Who are you?
"He wheeled and looked at Inc with
an expression Of panied surprise.
What. Don't know me. Why. good
Lord, John! You put me in Jail three
times for wife beatingp kansas City
Star.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-10
Pensions From Napoleon.

Paris has dozen old soldiers who
draw pensions that come to them from
the great Emperor Napoleon |. These
are not heroes Of his epoch. for the
last of those died long years ago. Eut
Napoleon by his will devised several
millions of francs to his companions
in arms, and this capital in default OF
heirs of the grand army was deposited
in the public treasury. Today the rev.
cnue this fund produces is paid out III
the form Of pensions Of POO francs
each to old soldiers in French terri
tory, and Paris has twelve of these
benefciaries to whom at the first OF
the year these little pensions are re-
mitted.-PariS Figaro.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-10
The Wise Woodpecker.

In California the woodpccker stores
acorns away, although he never eats
them. He bores several holes, differ
ing slightly in size, at the fall Of the
year invariably In pine tree. Then
he finds an acorn, which be adjusts to
one Of the holes prepared for its re-
ception. But he does not eat the
acorn, for, as rule. he is not a vese-
tartan His object in storing away the
acorns exhibits foresight and knowl-
edge of results more akin to reason
than to instinct. The succeeding win
ter the acorns remain intact. but, be-
coming saturated, are predisposed to
decay, when they are attacked by
maggots, which seem to delight in this
special food. 1t is then that the wood
pecker reaps the harvest his wisdom
has provided at u time when. the
ground being covered with snow. he
would experience difficulty otherwise
In obtaining suitable or palatable food.
cleveland Leader.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-10
Mon hY a Nose.

Bernard Shaw" said dramatic
critic, always does the original thing.
went to see Caesar and Cleopatra
with him once, and as we stood i'll the
aisle--the house was crowded-a stran-
ger behind us persisted in pokinS his
head right over Shaw's shoulder.
SHAW then did the original thing.
Taking out his handkerchief, he wiped
the mans nose, patting and twisting
1t pretty vigorously.
"The man, with an ugly oath. jerked
back his head.
"'Oh, beg your PARDON said Shaw.
4 thought it was mine, you know =
Washington Star.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-10
Editorial Pleasantries.

Two editors quarreled, and one re-
ferred to the others early career in
his paper.
"As for our contemporary; he wrote,
what can we expect from a man who
was FIVE years ago hawking from door
to door with donkey, and al i'll con-
ditioned beast at that?''
His rival did not deny it, but in his
next issue appeared the following:
"Our contemporary says that FIVE
years ago we were hawking from door
to door with donkey, and an Ill con-
ditioned beast at that He is quite
right. We were so occupied. But we
are surprised to find the donkey has
such a good memory"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-10

Be sure and take bottle of Cham
berlain s Collie, Cholera and Diarroeha
Remedy with you when starting on your
trip this summer. 1t cannot be OBJ
tanned on board the trains or steamers.
Changes OF water and climate often
cauSe sudden attacks OF diarrhoea, and
it Is best to be prepared. Sold by W.
T. Creighton and Richard Gibson,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-10
Winter Homes Folder, Season I9Io-i9ll

1t is suggested that any of our readers
who desire 10 entertain boardcrs for the
ensuing winter months furnish Mr.. J.. ;.
Brown. General Agent. Southern Rail
way, 705 Fifteenth street northwest.
Washington, d. c.. immediate informa-
ton rs TO name of resort. poStoiiice adj
dress at or near what station. what dis
lance from station. conveyance from
station TO house. number of guests.
terms per day. week and month
We all would be pleased 10 see the
country full OF boardcrs next winter and
would be glad if this notice will induce
increased number Of persons who will
accommodate them for the coming win
ter months.
This information should reach Mr.
Brown not later than August |. rs the
folder goes TO press on August ), and any
requests received later than the lst will
not be able to be inserted.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-10
Virginia Horse Show: 1910.

Southern Railway bcgs to announce
that low round trip fares have been au-
thoriZed on account of the following
Horse Shows:
Albcmarlc Horse Show, Charlottes-
vile. Va. August 9-l0.
Front Royal Horse Show, Front Royal.
Va, August 1911.
Warrcnton Horse Show. Warrenton,
Va. August 31-September 1.
For further information concerning
rates authorized. territory from which,
applying. dates Of sale, final limit, etc.,
call upon nearest Southern Railway
agent.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-10
RAILROADS
Southern Railway.
Trains leave Union Station. Alexandria.

Trains leave Union Station. Alexandria
In effect June ID, 1910.
n. B.-Following schedule figures pub
lished only rs information, and are not
guaranteed.
| ington and Danville.
SAT- a. M.-Daily-Localf for Harrison
burg and way stations.
OFT A. M.-Daily-U. S. Fast Mail.
Stops only for passengers for points south
at which scheduled to stop. First class
coaches: sleeping cars to Birmingham
and drawing room sleeping cars TO New
Orleans Dining car service.
I1:l7 \. M.-Daily-Nfailt train Coaches
for Manassas. Charlottesville, Lynchburg,
DanyiIlc and Greensboro. Sleeping cars
Greensboro to ATLANTA.
AT p. M.-Week Clays-Local for War
renton and Harrisonburg.
i:S2 p. M.-Daily-Birmingha spec
ial. Sleeping cars between New York,
Augusta. Aiken and Jacksonville:
sleeper to Birmingham, Through first,
class coaches between Washington ana
jacksonville. Dining ear service. Tour
ist to California four times weekly.
3a52 p. M.-Weck days-Local for Har-
risonburs and way stations on Manassas
branch. Pullman buffet parlor car.
5I2 p. M.-DaiTy-Local for Warren
ton and Charlottesville.
1927 p. acknowledgements anu
Chattanooga Limited Via Lynchburs).
First-cass coach and-slecpinS cars to
Roanoke, Knoxville and Chattanooga.
Sleeper TO New Orleans, Washington to
Roanoke. Dining car service.
HOP p. M.-Daily-New York, Atlanta
and New Orleans Limited. All Pullman
train, club and observation cars TO New
Orleans. Sleeping cars to Ashcyille,
Atlanta. Macon and Now Orleans. Sleep
ing ears to Charlotte. Dining car service
42T 4. M.-Daily-Memphis special.
Sleeping cars and coaches for Roanoke,
Knoxville, Nashville, Chattanooga and
Memphis. Dining car service. wash
ington sleeping ears open 1000 +. NJ.
Through trains from the south arrive
at Alexandria 6:l3 and 6:22S and 1923 4. m.
2:l3. 7:2s, 1913 and II rs p. NJ; daily, Iar-
risonburg II :3S y. NJ. week days ana 9:l3
p. NJ. daily. From Charlottesville 9:2S
\. NJ.
TRAINS ON BLUEMONT BRANCH.
Leave Alexandria CIV. & 0. Stationl
week days at SO 4. NJ, lao, 42oS. and
5:l5 p. NJ. for Bluemont; G:35 p. NJ. week
DAYS for LccSburg: :j:t5 p. NJ. daily for
Bluemont and D02 and9.22 y. NJ, local,
and 9n2 y. NJ. Ltd. on Sundays only for
Bluemont.
For detailed schedule figures. tickets.
Pullman reservation. etc. apply to
WILLIAM G.. LEHEW.
Union Ticket Agent, Alexandria, Va.
i. II. COAPMAN. General Manager.
S. II. HARDWICk. Pass. Traf Mgr.
II. +. CARY. General Passenger Agent.
L. S. BROWN. General Agent.
Washington. ID. {.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1910-08-10
FOR MOUNT VERNON.
Washington Southern r.

Schedule in effect May Is, 1910.
Trains leave Union Station for Wash
ington and points north at 43, OS.
- and 5 - Il. M, II Of, , 80, S OF, 5 IS and
] 33 p. m. daily.
For Fredericksburg, Richmond and
points south at 81. I 53 (local) and 10 -
4. M, l. lG, 4 ~, 5 II (ocall Z ~ and 81
p. III.
Accommodation for Fredericksburg ut
II rs 4. m, daily. On week days this
train runs through to Milford.
NoTE:-Time ofarrivals and departures
and connections not guaranteed.
w. z. TAYLOR, Traffic Manager,
Richmond. Va.
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q Wise Woman,

Mr.. Snaggle (snappishly)-Don't be
correcting that boy always, Sarah.
Let nature take its course. won't you:
Mrs. Snaggle Qayins aside the shin
gle)-I'l do nothing Of the sort, Mr..
Snaggle. / don't intend that any wo-
man shall have such q husband as I've
got if l can prevent it.
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Ready to BARGAIN.

Suitor Ito her father)-Sir. love the
very ground your daughter treads on.
Father (grimly)-Well. young man. you
amt the first party that's had an al
tachment for it. Howsomever, if you
love it we'll enough to come and help
pay up the mortgage on it you can
marry Sarah.-Exchange.
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Homeless.

Lawyer-You don't like the jury :?
Defendant do not No. is my
tailor, No. is my grocer, No. 5 is my
milk and egg dealer and No. { is my
Rife's first husband What chance
have got?-St. Paul Dispatch.