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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-01-04
Free Remedy For
Weak Bowels

There are two forms Of bodily
cleanliness, the external and the in.
ternal. The one is for your pride IN
yourself; the other for your life and
health. Both are important, but Of
vastly more importance in the long
run is the internal cleanliness.
This Is one point that all should watch
about their body-the cleanliness Of the
bowels. Keep them clean and free from
distractions. To do this you must have
each twenty-four hours. Il your system
does not do this naturally. In the process
OF eating and drinking then you must
out that cathartics. salts and such thtngs
relieve you for . day. but bind you up
worse than ever the next day, then Try .
simpler Sin a,, ana more natural remedy hike
For the skeptical the best way. to be-
gin 10 TO send your name and address 20
pr. Caldwell for : free sample bottle.
you that brief continuance Of 10 use
viii relieve you permanently-thAt Il win
train the stomach and bowel muscles "a
,ssa h worf naturally u, q certain
cents and one dollar . bottle. just . o
many others are doing. They began With
z sample bottle. then bought dfty cent
merits. they buy the one dollar fanny
size. All the members Of the family can
use 1t down to the very youngest
A brief use Of this grand laxative tonic
will cure constipation in its worst form,
indigestion. liver trouble. sick headache.
| sour stomach and such ailments ana keen
| you in continuous good health at q very
small cost. Such 10 the experiences d
many families like that Of Mrs. Oscar
F1eener. Unionville, Ind. J.. r. Daniel.
saron. Tex. and hundreds Of others thAA
could be named.
DR.. Caldwell personally win be pleased
| to give you any medical advice Won NAV
desire for yourself or family pertaining 70
| the stomach. liver or bowels absolutely
free of charge. Explain your case IN .
let. tb and The he yin rspy to you In detail
name and address on postal card or
otherwise. For either request the doctors
address is DR.. W. B. Caldwell, R.505 Cald-
well building, Monticello. III.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-01-04
rhe contrarx sex.

Mark Twain was praising the new
York Society of Good Cheer, OF which
he is the only male member.
81 deserve this honor Of member
ship" said he, for i have always up
held woman. 1 have upheld her even
against herself.
For instance, I strongly reprimand-
ed Hannibal woman once. Here was
the occasion.
$50 this is little girl, eh?' Z eaid
to the woman, as she displayed her
children to me. And this little sturdy
urchin in the bib belongs, / suppose.
to the contrary SEX?
"'Yassah. she replied. Yassah,
dat's girl too T"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-01-04
aBIe MONEY" FOR WOMEN.

# the girl who is living at home,
earning S. to SIS a week as a cheap
stenograp1er or office girl. only knew
and believed il, she might be earning
$50 TO $50 month-and even much
more If especially gifted and capable.
Why doesn't she learn 10 cook? There's
money in II. big money. It is a skilled
occupation. II requires special knowl-
edge, brains. generalship. There are
no limits 10 the salary the world is
willing 70 pay for brains. special knowl
edge and executive capacity.
An occupation is what those who
conduct It make Il. Il is a respectable
and honest business If those engaged
in it believe in it. work al 1t with sat
isfaction and pride and assert their
claims to respect by respecting them
selves and their work. Farming is rap
idly taking rank as one Of the highest
occupations. 1t is not long since tha
farmer was poorly considered and
farming looked upon as a laborious &C.
cupation. Ill paid. cverworked and one
10 be taken up as a dernier resort. But
a generation has made a great change.
both in farming and the consideration
given the farm and the farmer.
Good cooks are scarce. Good cooks
who can be depended upon are scar, Ct.
The flowing bowl entices and the hotel
guests take what was left over from
the last meal From the humble res
taurant with its full meal for Is
cents up 10 the eat palace, where sly
red radishes are on the check at .;
cents and where half chicken puts 9
IS bill out Of business. conditions ara
the same. They all want cooks, depend.
able cooks.
Ii is opportunity for the woman VII
wants and deserves 10 be independent
It's the difference between putting ev
cry cent of meager salary on he
hack and figuring in pennies and hav
ing a bank account. owning buildings
buying farms and the like It's the diff
ference between poverty and prosperity
If women of capacity, brains an
character should turn to the art the oc
cupation would take on dignity. TIE
years of the right kind Of cooking an
Of The right kind of cooks would pu
cooking side by side with other pro
fessions. For cooking IS a noble protes
sion, ranking with those OF the physi
clan and nurse. Il is as necessary a
either. as respectable and honorable a
farming. The good cook should stan
on equality with statesmen, the pa
cook be condemned % the level Of u
politician. To prepare a wholesome an
nutritious meal requires much great
er skill and capacity than TO grow {
sell the raw material. TO keep man
kind in health, is a higher protest.
than to tinker up diseased livers ar
patch the Innings Of sronachs gor
astray. To Danish the causes of az
pendicitis is greater than the surgeon
best endeavor.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-01-04
Towa n emspare rs
A ROAD WORK SUGGESTION.
IMarternn Press

A ROAD WORK SUGGESTION.
[Mapieton Pressl
In very few weeks the roads will
gain be in an almost impossible con-
dition, and just at a time when traf-
fic and travel will be the heaviest of
the year. Spring moving will be in
order and much products of the farm
remain yet to be marketed. Farmers
Rave right to register kick regard
ing the present road situation True it
is that under the present system of
road Improvement unnecessary money
is expended and two or three individ-
uals in each road district receive all
the road funds, while Mr. Taxpayer
"foots the bill" Five or six years ago
when the road work was superintendent
by a road boss and the farmers We're
called on TO assist in work, the money
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-01-04
ap Me~7~~'A
How 1t Is Done.
1colliers Weekly.l

Are you, o patient reader, . COM
mon Person? Then, in combat with a
special interest, you are powerful as
an unarmed baby fighting with a bull.
There have been inquiries about what
we meant when, two weeks ago. we
said that, amid all present virtuous
noise. sieight- of-hand was peing *
ercised as usual in the department y
Achilles. Here is one illustration: Aou
have noticed something about nearing.
lin Seattle The supposed purpose q
these hearings 10 that the interior 0e
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-01-04
Topics of TIE Times

II the Guggenheims get Alaska about
the only American field left for their
exploitation is the new territory ac-
quired by Peary's discovery.
Well we had The white New Year;
now for a green spring. Have you
tested ii yet?
An IS hog doesn't look as big TO the
farmer with money in the bank as
50 hog used to look to the farmer with
interest overdue on the mortgage.
An excellent progressive New Year
resolution was to keep on pushing
good thing along.
If every consumer had made a resolve
10 use, as far as possible. Iowa raised
produce. Iowa made manufactures. and
buy in Iowa Of Iowans the prosperity
OF last year would look like so cents
next December.
Joke as we please about the water
wagon, the longer the trip lasts the bet
Ter all the passengers friends and rel
atives are satisfed. Hang on. II may
be rough riding. but ii pays.
I Congress is 70 investigate the high
cost of living. one naturally resultant
recommendation no doubt viii be the
economy Of using whitewash instead
OF paint.
The school census in Iowa shows a
falling of Of 5000. Looks as tho eht
homes need call from ma.rinonia
truant officer, DO atieo
In view Of public recollection Of he
notorious trial the January -haw may
be justified should it refuse 10 make
an appearance lhis year.
The slam at Pineho. in the Carol
Herald j. sufficient evidence Of Hung
erford's absence
The man who actually swo-e Of il
beginning 70 wonder wha h=r or no
5 ne agrees with Tafrs dean.t.oa.
Now that 1909 Is OF, q .re va.
and lhe festivities all war L e. abau
electing few conges men VIA Nil
carr out Ioya's pQl5c5s Les begt
10 plant seed corn that We know Vii
grow.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-01-04
Z wARNlne TO LIVESTOCK MEN.

Dr.. Melvin, chief of the bureau OF
animal industry says that tuberculosis
il livestock is the most real and SER
fo,as danger ahead of the livestock in
6ustry. He advises the people to in
sist on protective laws municipal and
state. and to urge the United States
government toward legislation OF this
character. He notes that such laws as
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-01-04

For Indigestion and all stomach
troubles take Foley's Orino Laxative.
It is the natural remedy for Indigestion.
dyspepsia. heartburn, bad breath. sick
hea dache, torpid liver, biliousness and
nabitual constipation. Foley's Orino
Laxative sweetens the stomach and
breath. and tones up the entire ali
mentary system. Mcbride & VIII Drug
Company.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-01-04

THE standard unit of business is the
dollar. Its propelling force is largely
selfish 1t has no god except Mammon
II is a blind. Unsuitable, unusually ir-
resistihle force, huge juggernaut that
moves silently over the stony street,
says the Hardin County Citizen.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-01-04

.It is sure to make a lively scrap and
should Mr.. Byers win out Iowa will
have another good progressive republic
can in Washington to help look after
the interests of the people of the state,
says the Rockwell City Advocate.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-01-04
Spellhound.

"why don't you go on writing my
speech? said the orator.
I'm spellbound," replied the typist.
HAS my eloquence such an effect?''
yes, sir. / never worked for man
who used so many words can't SPELL
Washington Star.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-01-04
rrIhfk tNn TIES.

To the Nevada Representativ II
begins 70 look 70 Us q little as If that
man Pinchol might be in the way Of
being pushed into position that will
make him the real hei- Of the Roose-
Welt sentiment in the prelimlnaries Of
the next presidential campaign. =
We do not Yet know enough about Pin
chot 70 have judgment whether there
is enough TO him to last thru big
fight but his situation is advantageous
and he appears 50 far as TO carry him
self with considerable success. If he
is equal 10 his opportunity. he has only
to keep on as he is going and abstain
from stopping over, and the inextrica-
BILE mess in which the administration
is involving itself in the Ballinger bust
ness viii do the rest
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-01-04
Pneumonia Follows a Cold

but never follows the use OF Foley's
Honey and Tar. which stops the cough,
heals the lungs. and expels the cold
from your system. Take at first sign
of a cold and avoid dangerous I'LL
ness Mcbride & Will Drug Company.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-01-04

There will be all sorts of issues
raised in the contest in Iowa for con-
gress, and elsewhere for that matter,
says the Mason City Globe Gazette.
But the real issue will be the ques-
ton of getting in and getting the other
fellow out"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-01-04

who are ever on guard. the political
shisters would capture us bag and bag
gage. For men will cry peace and safe
ty where there is no peace"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-01-04

The rock road movement is sure e
winner says the Thompson Courier.
"Winnebago will probably not build
any until she first pays for draining out
her mt holes. M. by that time the pace
will be set by the older counties"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-01-04

'"The interownership by which a few
men are able to control business and
shut out fair competition is something
that is steadily growing more pernici-
Gus in its effects" says the Traer Star
Clipper IF allowed TO go on uncheck-
ed the business interests Of the nation
will ultimately be in the grasp of a
small handful of interruptions fnan-
ciers."
TITS not much to say for man that
he never had an enemy" says the
Grundy Democrat. you could write
that over cabbage head. 1t would be
appropriate in an essay on mush or In
panegryic on putty. It makes a first
class epfaph over the grave Of an OK
II you never did anything to make any
body mad at you you have been called
man merely thru courtesy. Yor
should apply for a place as dummy
| in the window of clothing store"
"Have no fears about political strife
| It will not harm you," assures tn
| Scranton Journal. Every reform from
Bunker Hill to the present contention
over Aldricfi and Cannon has beel
brought about by political and religion
strife. But for the political sentinel
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-01-04

The man who actually sno-e Of is
beginning % wonder wha he- or not
ne agrees with Taft's definition
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1910-01-04

An IS hog doesn't look as big TO the
farmer with money in the bank as a
SO hog used 10 look 10 the farmer with
interest overdue on the mortgage.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-05-03
Awful Burning Itch Cured in Day,

Awful Burning Itch Cured In Day.
'In the middle Of the night OF
March goth / woke up with burning
itch in my two hands and felt as II
could pullthem apart. In the morn
ing the itching had gone to my chest
and during that day it spread all over
my body. was red and raw from
the top Of my head to the soles Of my
feet and | was in continual agony
from the itching. could neither lie
down nor sit up. happened to see
about Cuticura Remedies and /
thought would give them trial.
took good bath with the Cuticura
Soap and used the Cuticura Ointment,
put it on from my head down to my
feet and then went to bed. On the
first of April felt Ike new man.
The itching was almost gone. con-
tinued with the Cuticura Soap and
Cuticura Ointment and during that
day the itching completely left me.
Frank Gridley, s25 East 43d Street,
New York City, Apr. 81, 1902" Gu
ticura Remedies are sold throughout
the world; Potter Drug & Chem.
Corp. Sole Props. Boston. Mass.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-05-03
Had q Spanking.

Senator Depew is credited with the
story that a telephone bell rang
sharply in the Office of New York
lawyer and was answered by the lady
typewritist who called the lawyer to
the phone. He answered testify:
''You see I'm too busy. Attend tc
the call yourself"
But this is your little girl al
home said the young lady; land
she insists upon talking to you
The lawyer then took the phone
and asked:
who is this talking?"
Dis is your baby, Nellie" came
the reply.
sAll right, baby, this is papa
What is the matter?"
Mama been a-pankin me, and
he heard a sob.
That's too bad. What shall papa
do about it?"
II want you to tome wight home
an bwing me a box of tandy; an
don't bwing mamma even gum
drop. So there!"
He compromised by promising t.
bring the candy in the evening.
Washington Herald
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-05-03
'LORINER BRIBERY CHARGE
Senator said to Owe Election to
Corruption.
Statement of Democratic Member Of
the Illinois House That He Received
$1,000 to Vote For Lorimer.

Chicago, ILL., Charles A. White, a
member Of the lower house of the
Illinois Legislature from the Forty
ninth District, charged that William
Lorimer was elected to the United
States Senate last May by bribery and
corruption.
White, who is q Democrat, in his
sworn statement says he received
$1,000 for voting for Lorimer This
money, he alleges, was paid to him
by Lee O'Neil Browne, Democratic
leader of the last Legislature.
White also SAYS that he received
5000 more from the Jackpot" term
applied to an alleged general corrup-
ton fund distributed at the close of
each session of the Legislature The
5000, White alleges, was paid to him
by Robert e. Wilson, also member
of the Legislature.
According to White, he was first
approached by Browne on May "a,
1909, while the voting was going on
for United States Senator A dead
lock had existed for some time.
Browne asked White if he would vote
for Lorimer,s and White said he could
and would. On May rs they met
again, according to the statement, and
Browne said he would pay $1,000 and
a share of the Jackpot for Whites
vote for Lorimer.
On the next day Lorimer was elect
ed on joint ballot, many Democrats
voting for him, and White was among
the number.
White says Browne paid him $500
the next week at Springfield Later,
at Chicago, White asserts, Browne
paid him $50. and then $3.50 At the
time he received the last sum, White
says that Browne had $4,000 in a
belt.
On July Is, White says, he met
Wilson at the Southern Hotel, in st.
Louis, in response to telegram, and
received 5000 as his share of the
Jackpot"
At Springfield, Governor Deneen
declared that searching investiga-
ton of the charges in due to the peo-
ple Of Illinois
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-05-03
Genius and Poultry.

1t is remarkable what great intel
lects, from Darwin and Tegetmier
down, have interested themselves in
the science Of poultry and pigeons.
The commercial side of this study has
reached its highest degree in the
American chicken market, the leader
OF the world. A little special scien-
tifc knowledge will often save a
whole farm full of chickens, turkeys,
ducks and geese, and every family
raising poultry or bees needs good
bee and poultry books in plain, simple
English for the boys and girls to
read and study Almost all children
take natural and vivid interest in
the mysteries of the barnyard.-New
York Press.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-05-03
BUCKET SHOPS ARE PARALYzED
Crushing Blow is Administered in
Two More Arrests Made.

New York City.=Two arrests. de-
clared by Government officials to be
the most important in the fight Of
Attorney-G General Wickersham against
the bucket shops of the United States
which had already netted twenty
nine defendants were made here.
In one raid Frank Maier, of the
brokerage firm of Morrison & Maier,
A Broad street, was taken by Govern
ment detectives and Lieutenant Nc
Conyille, of the New York City po-
lice. In the other, Government de-
tectives and Jersey City policemen
captured Joseph Becker in an office
alleging to belong to ''T. Marian, :"
in the Lincoln Trust building in Jer-
sey City. ss.s--> -s--sss- =,
These two arrests, according to the
detectives and police, effectually shut
off all the sources of the bucket shops
throughout the country for obtain
ing the quotations of the New York
Stock Exchange. Maier is charged
with appropriating the quotations of
the exchange and sending them to all
Eastern connections of the bucket
shop fraternity Becker is alleged to
have sent quotations South and West.
In both cases it is alleged that the
quotations were taken from the gold
stock ticker service and then relayed
by telegraph to the centres of bucket
shop activity,
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-05-03
Al Universal Want.

Enrioo Caruso, at supper at the
Cafe de lOpera in New York, said
of the recent attempt to blackmail
him:
These chaps want something for
nothing. They remind me of Clio
vanni Nero.
Giovanni Nero sought out his
friend Paolo, who had drinking bar
on the Corso in Rome.
tPaolo, my good friend, said
Giovanni, I am in sore need. Not a
drop Of Chant has passed these lips
all day Can you not help me, good
friend Paolo?'
Indeed / can help you, said
Paolo heartily. i need an extra
waiter for carnival week, and you,
Giovanni, are the very man.
:" What will you pay me for this
work? said the needy Giovanni
frowning.
Well, was the reply, I half en-.
gagged stranger for twenty-one lire
three lire a day. But you are a
friend, Santa Maria, you shall have
FIVE lire day, my honest Giovanni.
Giovanni meditated.
See here, he said. give me four
teen lire doAn and let the stranger
have his job. 1t comes to the same
thing in the end Washington
Star.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-05-03
DIR. B. c. HYDE ARRESTED
and SENT TO JAIL
Court Declares Evidence FOrbids
His Being at Large.
Jury MUST FIND HIM INNOCENT
On Trial For the Murder Of Colonel
Thomas HI. Swopc the Accused
Was Out on Bail Of 500, 900
Scene in Court.

Kansas City, Mo. Owing to the
evidence presented in the trial Of
DR.. B. G. Hyde for the murder by poi
son Of Colonel Thomas H. Swope, DR..
Hyde's bond Of 100000 was re-
voked and the physician was placed
in Jail by order of Judge Latshaw
DR.. Hyde must remain in prison until
he is declared innocent by jury or
is permitted by the court to furnish a
new bond.
Without advising any one OF his
intention, Judge Latshaw summoned
County Marshal Mayes into the court
room, from which the jury had been
removed, and said:
In view of the testimony thus far
given the court Is constrained to say
that it amounts to a presumption
that, under the law, deprives the de-
fendant of the right to give bond,
and he is hereby remanded to the
custody of the Marshal"
Mrs. Hyde stared at the Judge as
ne spoke, and when he had finished
she threw her arms about her hus-
bands neck and sobbed Historically.
Mrs. Logan O. Swope saw Mrs. Hyde,
who is her daughter, standing in the
hall sobbing, but she passed quickly
by, entered her automobile and went
home.
Scarcely had the court ceased
speaking when Attorney John Lucas,
representing DR.. Hyde, had the fol-
lowing statement entered upon the
record:
1.-THE defendant maintains and al
leges that the remanding of him to
the county jail pending the result of
his case will have the effect of preju-
dicing his right before the jury, it
being construed as declaration on
the part of the court against his in
terest and leading the jury to believe
he is guilty of the offense charged,
and asks the court to rescind the or
der upon that ground"
THE defendant will not be locked
up with the jury, and the knowledge
cannot come to the jury from any
thing that the court can prevent, !"
answered Judge Latshaw.
Cyanide of potassium, the deadly
poison which the State accuses DR..
Hyde of giving Colonel Thomas H.
Swope. causing his death, played an
important role in the trial. Hugo
Brecklein, a druggist, and three of
his employees testified that on three
occasions, in September and Deem
Der, 1909, DR.. Hyde purchased a to-
tai of twenty-five grains in capsules
at their place of business.
Brecklein said that in the twenty
three years he had been druggist
he never had sold cyanide for medi-
cine. 1t was generally sold for the
use of photographers.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1910-05-03
Henry WI.

1t was in the year 1909 that King
Henry VIII. assembled the English
throne. He was the second of the
Tudor monarehs and the second son
of King Henry VII. and Elizabeth
of York, and thus united the rival
claims of the houses of Lancaster and
York. During the first years of his
reign" says Chambers, Henry held
a place in the hearts of his people
such as no English monarch before
or since has ever held, This affec-
tomato admiration, which with
strangely little diminution he re.
tanned to the last, was due to the
fact that of all England's kings he
was the most intensely English"